"I say this because I love you Salem." "It's time you experimented with a new fur colour, you need to update your look." "But basic black is always in fashion." "How about going blonde?" "You'd fit in better with the rest of the family." "Please, think of the roots." "But I wanna do something." "Come on, I'm bored." "All right," "I'll agree to a henna rinse to bring out my natural red highlights but that's it." "Okay, henna it is." "And you're sure you know what you're doing?" "I triple checked the magic book." "Okay, now get ready to look gorgeous." "Don't I at least get a magazine?" "All done." "I'm tingling." "Let's see the new you." "I think it worked." "O-ho what?" "I'm naked!" "Don't panic, I can fix this." "How?" "I'll go get my aunts." "And a sweater, I'm freezing my tail off" "1x21." "As Wetsbridge turns" "Hey!" "Hey Jenny, what's new?" "Nothing." "Nothing's ever new." "Well we're going to science, maybe something'll blow up." "All right quiet, focus." "Today we're going to be looking at the Endocrine system, which includes the thyroid, the pancreas and the islets of Langerhans, where I spent my summer vacation." "Hello!" "Is this thing on?" "Hello!" "Fish sticks again." "We measure out our lives in fish sticks." "They're not so bad." "Look." "Fishhenge, a deep fried tribute to the druids." "Hey, here comes Harvey, maybe he's got exciting news." "I do." "See?" "Yeah, I just got my car realigned." "It used to veer slightly to the left, and now it doesn't." "That's it?" "Okay we are now officially in a rut." "We have the most exciting news!" "Not you." "We've been asked to join the teen-board of Drake's department store." "And guess who's modelling formal wear in the school courtyard tomorrow night?" "Me!" "And me!" "Why are you telling us?" "We're not telling you, we're telling Harvey." "We really need boys to volunteer as escorts." "Don't look at me, the only statement I want my clothes to make is 'Please don't stare.'" "But you get to wear a tux and super-shiny shoes." "I'd have to lose my mind before I'd do something like that." "Well let me know if you do." "Why do they get to have all the fun?" "Hello." "Welcome home sunshine, how was your day?" "Here's a quick recap." "There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of egh!" "It can't be that bad?" "I'm actually looking forward to my flu shot tomorrow." "If you're bored, you know who's to blame." "No, yourself." "You have to make your own excitement." "For example, I'm working on a theory of inertia and I just can't stop." "You're worse off than me." "If I had a life I'd give you half." "Hey I've got a sure fire way to make time fly." "Lint spotting." "Lint spotting?" "Yeah, you pick out a piece of lint and track it through the air." "Try it." "All right, but only because I'm disparate." "Oh, there's a good one, follow it." "Up." "Up." "Down." "Down to the right." "Oh it's a feisty one." "I'm going to find aunt Hilda." "Oh up again." "Twirling." "Twirling." "Hey there's two in play!" "Don't believe him, every kiss from Blake is a lie." "What are you watching?" "My favourite soap opera. 'The Burden of Desire'" "Catch me up while they jacuzzi." "Okay," "Blake just quit Sherman Enterprises in anger precipitating a family crisis in which Norma turned to Frank, not Nick, for comfort." "Now that's a Thursday." "Why can't my life be exciting like that?" "It can." "Really!" "How?" "Use a spell." "Worms?" "What am I supposed to do with a can o' worms?" "Open it." "All emotions will become heightened but be careful, remember you have to take the good with the bad." "Gimme, I'll take whatever I can get." "Hey!" "Hey, what's new?" "Nothing." "Are you sure?" "Sabrina, today will be a day just like any other." "Out of my way, code blue, stat!" "What's going on?" "Pops, the janitor just collapsed." "And we have excitement." "Sabrina, at last I've found you." "We need to talk in private." "Is something wrong?" "No, something's right, very right." "Just say you'll meet me by the reflecting pool in the courtyard at twelve thirty-six." "Twelve thirty-six?" "That's really specific." "It's important." "Okay." "The bell!" "We must go." "I'm so happy." "But not for long." "Now we've been dancing around it all year, so let's get to it." "Today we're going to study reproduction." "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Alright!" "So then the sperm hits the ovum and embryo genesis begins." "Well, that's all we have time for today." "You can go now." "Until twelve thirty-six, my darling." "See ya." "Oh Gene." "Oh we shouldn't, we mustn't." "Not during school hours." "I just can't control myself around you Gene." "I'm here for my flu shot." "Ah, Mr. Pool, your blood pressure is normal." "Thank you for squeezing me in." "Come on, I'll give you your flu shot." "So, are you and Mr. Pool dating?" "No!" "Course not." "And if the school board knew anything about this, we'd both be out of jobs." "Do you understand?" "Yes." "Good, now give me your arm." "I promise this wont hurt." "All done." "Would you like a cold compress?" "I don't have time." "It's twelve thirty, I have to get to Harvey." "I thought you weren't going to make it." "A bandaid!" "Who did this to you?" "The nurse, I had a flu shot." "Oh, okay." "So what did you wanna tell me that couldn't wait till twelve thirty-seven?" "Something I should have said a long time ago." "I think we should go steady." "Steady?" "I'd like that." "I'd like that a lot." "And I want to give you something so we'll never forget this moment." "A bracelet!" "It's beautiful." "Read the inscription." "Harvey digs Sabrina." "Look on the back." "Twelve thirty-six?" "That's what time it was when we first spoke, in the cafeteria on your first day at school." "Oh Harvey, it's perfect." "No, you're perfect." "Libby!" "We shouldn't be in here." "Stool softener?" "Ew!" "What are you looking for?" "A way to bring Sabrina Spellman down." "I'm going to plant something of Mr. Pool's on her, then sit back and watch her take the fall." "You are pure evil." "Thanks." "Now if I can just find the answer key to next weeks test, or something even better." "Like a diamond ring." "What's Mr. Pool doing with a diamond ring?" "Dreaming." "Do you hear something?" "We gotta get outa here." "Ah!" "Wasp!" "Excuse me, have you seen the new janitor?" "You're looking at him." "People call me Stone," "Stone Burton." "I came to Westbridge looking for a second chance." "Then er, don't eat the meat-loaf." "Anyway, I saw a wasp in my office." "It's got me worried," "I think there might be a nest." "A wasps nest, that could be deadly." "Let's hope you're wrong." "Well, here we are, back to where it all started." "Mmm, good sloppy Joe." "I just heard the most amazing thing." "Did you know FDR had three vice presidents?" "John S, Garner, Henry Wallace and Harry Truman." "Well that's all, see ya." "Wow!" "Libby was friendly." "A little too friendly." "Aaah!" "Wasps." "Keep them away from me, I'm terribly allergic." "What happened?" "She's in epileptic shock!" "I have to get her to the nurse." "Wait for me." "I will." "Help!" "Help!" "Wasp sting." "Put her over here." "She needs Epinephrine and she needs it now." "Don't you quit on me!" "There." "Where am I?" "The Nurses office." "You're going to make it thanks to this young man." "Oh Harvey, I..." "You need to rest." "Help me get her to a bed." "Hows Pops?" "His heart is weak but he's a fighter." "I'll go get a cold compress." "As long as you're okay," "I'll be getting back to lunch." "Don't go, stay with me Harvey." "No, I have to follow my heart and return to Sabrina." "I don't know what you see in her." "I don't know what you don't." "How annoying!" "Good day." "It is, isn't it." "Rogue ladder, look out." "Good lord, now I have to move again." "Incoming!" "What happened to Harvey?" "He took a ladder to the head." "He's in your hands now." "I'll go get a cold compress." "Is that all you do?" "My hands are tied by the state." "Harvey!" "Harvey speak to me." "Hey!" "Harvey, you're awake." "Who's Harvey?" "You don't know who you are?" "No." "Who are you?" "I'm Libby, don't you remember?" "Actually I don't remember anything." "Amnesia," "I can work with this." "Listen, no matter what anyone says, I'm your girlfriend." "I'm the only one you can trust, you got that?" "And you are?" "Harvey, I've just heard." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Who are you?" "You don't know me?" "I'm Sabrina, your girlfriend." "I don't think so." "This is my girlfriend." "Yeah, Libby." "Oh no, Harvey has amnesia." "This can't be happening." "It can and is." "Now I think you'd better go, my boyfriends had enough excitement for one day." "But Harvey!" "Nice meeting you." "What are you doing?" "Ruining your life." "Now if you'll excuse me" "I have to go remind Harvey about being in the fashion show." "You're going to make him wear a tux?" "And a cummerbund and you can't stop me." "I can't believe Libby did that." "And now the whole schools going to see them together tonight at the fashion show." "Don't worry, I've got a plan." "She'll get hers." "What d'you mean?" "If I told you, you'd only try to stop me." "Just be at the fashion show." "Be careful." "Of course I can't offer you riches, until society decides to reward it's teachers, but I can offer you this." "Nancy, would you be my..." "Gene!" "It's empty." "What!" "Don't you understand," "I gave up professional hair cuts to buy that ring?" "I can see that sir, but let's stick to the facts." "Who has access to your room?" "Everyone." "I don't lock my door," "I'm always here." "Except I had to stop by the nurses office today." "Can you pin-point the time you were out?" "Between twelve thirty and twelve forty." "Lock the exits," "I'm going to crack this case if I have to search everyone on campus." "How could Harvey forget me?" "And what is Libby's scheme?" "This spell is taking some strange twists and turns, but it sure makes a good cup of coffee." "Excuse me ma'am." "You mean me?" "Oh, you mean me?" "We'd like permission to search your back-pack." "Oh, I see no reason to disturb Sabrina, she's one of my best students." "Oh, it's okay Mr. Pool, go ahead." "So, what you looking for?" "This." "Sabrina, how could you!" "You stole my ring." "I didn't!" "I'm calling your legal guardians and bringing you down town." "What?" "Why?" "How?" "I'll ask the questions." "This is a mistake, I've never stole anything in my whole life." "We'll discuss it at the station." "But I don't know how that ring got in my bag." "Libby, she set me up." "You've got the wrong person." "Get her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Bye bye." "Where were you today between twelve thirty and twelve forty?" "In the courtyard with Harvey." "Any witnesses?" "Any witnesses who can remember their own name?" "No, but I have proof." "Look!" "Oh no, my bracelets gone, but it was engraved with the exact time Harvey gave it to me, twelve thirty-six." "Which would make for the perfect alibi, if such a bracelet existed." "Now let's starts from the top." "And who are you?" "We're Sabrina's aunts." "Has she been charged?" "Not formaly." "May we speak to her alone detective?" "Sure, maybe you can get a straight answer out of her." "Sabrina, what's going on?" "It's this spell, it's totally out of control." "Make it stop." "We can't do that." "You opened a can of worms and until they wriggle their way to a dramatic climax you're stuck." "But I am in so much trouble." "The police think I stole the ring Mr. Pool bought for the nurse but Libby's seting me up to get me out of the way because she wants to steal my boyfriend who has amnesia." "Oh this is even better than 'Burden of Desire'..." "Except that it's happening to you." "The place is really filling up." "Five minutes to show time and please remember, you're Drake girls now." "Harvey, You look cute and...?" "How about me?" "Ah, you look great... just a little more, there." "She's not going to steal Sabrina's boyfriend." "Now all I have to do is crawl through this duct to the vent overlooking the fashion show and then we'll see who's face is red... and glossy." "Okay, you have fifteen minutes to find the bracelet." "It should be somewhere around here." "I'm almost positive I had it in the cafeteria." "Hey look!" "Oh wait, it's just a gum wrapper." "A gum wrapper won't save me now." "Let's get things started with Jill and Chet." "We must talk." "Meet me by the pool after the show." "I can't wait that long." "Shh!" "Fashion." "I've found a missing ear-ring, my lost sun-glasses, an overdue library book, which would all be great if I wasn't going to jail!" "Oh, there's the hunky janitor, he'll help us." "Sir, have you seen a bracelet?" "I've seen a lot of things... but no bracelet." "Are you sure, it's silver and has an alibi engraved on it?" "I'd like to help you ma'am but this entire schools in danger." "You see," "I'm huntin' wasps." "Then it's over, it's hopeless." "We'll never find my bracelet." "Now Harvey," "I don't wanna overload you but there's one more thing you have to remember." "What?" "When we get to the end of the runway you have to kiss me." "Okay." "Oh, this is the best night of my life, total control." "Twenty more yards and it's splatterday." "What was that?" "A wasp!" "Help!" "Somebody HELP!" "Jenny, in the ceiling, do something." "Don't worry, stand back." "I've got a ladder and I know how to use it." "Hang on Jenny." "All right, I've got her." "No I don't." "Jenny!" "Are you okay?" "Yes, my hair broke my fall." "My bracelet!" "You found my bracelet." "Look, Harvey digs Sabrina, twelve thirty-six." "Okay your story check out, you're off the hook." "But you young lady have some explaining to do." "We have to evacuate the area, there's a swarm headed this way." "Wait!" "I can't wait," "I have to get to Harvey and make him remember." "But first you have to look fabulous." "Wow!" "Our next couple is dressed for a magical night, representing the sophomore class, Harvey and Libby." "Aren't I supposed to kiss you now?" "Oh Harvey, you remembered." "Stop!" "You can't kiss him, Harvey's my boyfriend." "What are you doing here, I thought I sent you to juvie." "Your little scheme failed and now I'm back to reclaim what's rightfully mine." "Look." "Harvey digs Sab.." "I'm Harvey and I dig Sabrina, that's right!" "And Roger Clements signed for the Bluejay's, it's all coming back to me." "He remembers." "You've ruined everything." "Harvey was never yours." "You're going down Spellman." "And I'm taking you with me." "Freak!" "Tramp!" "Super-freak!" "Super-tramp!" "Go with the jab, stay inside," "Tough left, let's get in there." "Okay, break it up." "Whore!" "Loser!" "And enough." "Why'd you pull me off?" "I had her!" "Why are you fighting with Libby when there's a guy over there who's just remembered he's crazy about you?" "Good point." "I missed you." "I missed you too." "But she attacked me!" "She did not, and for conduct unbecomeing of a Drake girl" "I hereby excommunicate you from the teen-board." "What!" "This is the worst night of my life." "Now what was it you were going to say to me." "I would be honoured if you would agree to be my..." "Help!" "Is there a nurse in the house?" "I'm a nurse, what's wrong?" "The janitors just been attacked by a swarm of wasps." "Code blue, and get me a cold compress." "I'll wait for you Nancy." "Excuse me," "I don't mean to be rude but... have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?" "Only as a child." "Beverly?" "Kenneth?" "My long lost sister." "I can't believe I ever forgot you." "I don't blame you," "I blame the ladder." "Tomorrow I just want everything back to normal." "I'm off excitement for a while." "Good idea." "But there's still one thing I'm curious about," "I wonder if Mr. Pool ended up with nurse Nancy?" "Oh I'm sure, what could possibly go wrong?" "You're back." "You look tired." "I could use a cold compress." "Now what was it you wanted to say?" "Oh Nancy, hear me out." "I would be honoured if you would be my wife?" "Oh Gene, if only you'd asked me an hour ago." "How can I put this?" "I've met someone." "Who!" "It's better that you don't know." "I'm going away Gene." "I only hope that you can forgive me." "But wait!" "You can't!" "Ah well, I got a lot further than I thought I would." "How did he take it?" "He'll be fine." "Gene's strong and has both eyes." "You need me more." "It was worth being stung hundreds of times, it's what brought us together." "Up." "Up." "Down." "Whoa!" "Whoa." "Loop-de-loop!" ", whoo." "That was crazy." "I'm glad you decided to give lint spotting another chance Sabrina." "Me too." "For the first hour it was kinda boring but now I'm captivated by the subtlety, the nuance, the constant struggle to stay aloft." "I mean I now understand, it's a metaphor for life." "Yeah?" "You need to get out more."