"[jazzy music]" "♪♪" " Ooh, Wanda!" "You made me bacon and eggs with a side order of rusty hook." "Keeping the marriage interesting!" " You're saying words that don't mean anything again!" " Timmy!" "I'm trying to prove your mother wrong that I am too smarter than a fish." " [screams] Guys!" "Code seven!" " On it, Timmy!" " I was right about the fish thing." " Oh, please!" "How could I possibly have been prepared for a code seven?" " Dad, what are you doing?" " Recovering from a tiny explosion, duh." "I'm practicing for the Dimmsdale Fishing Tournament." "I'm finally gonna win that big, shiny trophy by catching the Juan that got away." " Uh, don't you mean the "one" that got away?" " No, I mean Juan, the giant Spanish Mackerel that's eluded me all these years!" "As seen in these stupid fishermen bloopers on the interweb." "♪ [grunting]" "♪" "[yelps]" "♪" "And that's how I got the metal plate in my head." " What makes you think you're gonna catch Juan this year?" " That devil with scales." "I'll catch him because I bought a super high-tech fishing boat so big that I named it the "Titanic"!" " Dad, the "Titanic" sank in the ocean." " No, it didn't." "It's right there in the driveway." "[rock music]" " Awesome boat!" " It has a talking fish finder, fish-seeking missiles, and hand towels that say "Dad's Boat."" "But don't use them!" "They're for guests!" " No problem, Dad." "I never wash my hands anyway." "And count me in for the fishing tournament." "Together, we're gonna catch Juan!" " Which one?" "Oh!" "[upbeat music]" "♪" " Ooh, I love you so much." " Aw, thanks, Dad." " I was talking to the trophy." "So big and shiny!" "I've already cleared my wedding pictures off the mantel to make a place for it!" " Uh, Cosmo, why are you in fish form at a fishing tournament?" "It's dangerous!" " I make bad choices, Timmy." "It's kind of my thang, yo." "Think about it," "I almost ate eggs off a hook this morning." " Welcome to the Annual Dimmsdale Fishing Tournament, a celebration of the most boring sport on Earth." "[cheering]" "Let's get this snooze-fest started." "Count it down with me, Chompy." "Three, two..." " Stop!" " Chompy said, "Stop!"" "I told you all he could talk!" "But you called me a nut job!" " It was me!" "Fishermen of Dimmsdale, you mustn't go through with this barbaric ritual." "Fishing is mean!" " Oh, boy!" "It's Chloe Kill-Joy." "You know what's mean?" "Keeping me off my dad's super awesome boat!" " Sorry, Timmy." "Every living creature, no matter how slimy or foul-smelling, has the right to thrive and live out its life without the threat of being harmed." " You tell 'em!" "Uh, the girl said that!" "There's no such thing as a talking megaphone!" " Take this woodpecker for instance." "I would never harm it, despite the fact that it's causing me excruciating pain." "If you look into your hearts," "I know you'll find a similar compassion for the fish." " [blows conch shell horn] To the lake!" "[yelps]" " Woo-hoo!" "Cosmo, look at all the cool, shiny buttons!" " Press the red one." "That's always a bad choice." "[beeps]" " Uh, Dad, I just accidentally fired a missile." " Oh, don't worry." "We've got five more." "Activating Fish Finder!" "[beeps]" "Fish Finder, find Juan." " Which one?" " No, Juan!" " No one?" "How can I find no one?" " I've got a missile with your name on it, you stinking Fish Finder!" " Hey, look!" " It's Juan!" "Activate Fish Magnet!" "[triumphant music]" "♪ [magnet humming]" "Yes!" "I caught him!" "The trophy's mine!" "[suspenseful music]" "♪" "Mmm-puh!" "♪ [grunts]" "Curse you, metal plates in my head!" " Oh, no!" "Timmy's dad has caught a poor, helpless fish." "Wanda, I wish the fish could fight back!" "[heroic music]" " Hola, Juan!" "I'm gonna turn you into fish sticks and eat you out of my big, shiny trophy." " I do not think so, Señor Dad." "Because now the shoe is on the other foot, as you creatures with feet might say." " I got punched by a talking fish!" "[screams and grunts]" " Launching missiles." " Fishing is awesome!" "[crowd screaming] [dramatic music]" " [screams]" " [screaming]" " Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" " Wait a minute." "Fish can't talk and punch people!" "Unless..." "Chloe!" " Holy Mackerel, Timmy!" "Something's fishy!" "Looks like you're floundering." "Ooh!" "I love fish puns!" " [screams]" " Mi amigo!" "Little bowl-bound brother, the revolution has begun." "Join me in my fight against the feet creatures." " That sounds like a terrible choice." "I'm in!" "Viva la Revolución, Timmy!" " Ha, Timmy!" "You got schooled." "As in a school of fish." "You get it?" "Fish puns!" " Un-wish your stupid wish!" "I want to go back on that awesome boat." "It had missiles!" " Absolutely not!" "I'm sure that the fishermen have learned their lesson, and man and fishkind can now coexist in perfect harmony." " [blows conch shell horn]" "I declare war on all fishkind!" "Especially Juan!" "Ooh!" "What's this blue button do?" "[alarm buzzes] [screams] [cheering] [upbeat Latin music]" "♪♪" " We have driven the feet creatures from our land, which is actually water." "You know what I mean." "[cheering]" " I have no idea you what you mean, but I've been thinking." "Rather than live here in peace and harmony, why don't we bump this revolution up a notch, and take the fight to the feet creatures?" "[cheering]" " My gifted dance partner is right." "We will destroy their city and drive them from their homes." "And you, my little fish friend, will lead us!" "[cheering]" " I'll do it!" "Oh!" "This could be my worst choice ever!" " Got to practice casting for tomorrow, Timmy." " Well, we've caught all the furniture." "I'm gonna go push some buttons on the boat!" "[knock at door]" " Ah!" " I challenge you to a duel, Señor Dad." " And I challenge you to catch me!" "I'm being chased by a talking fish!" "Why do we have stairs like this?" "[screaming] [dramatic music]" "♪ [cheering]" "♪" " Boy, leading a fish revolution really works up an appetite." "Ooh!" "A delicious fish stick!" "[chomping] [gasps]" "Don't tell me." "Fish sticks have fish in them?" "I have outdone myself!" "This is the worst choice in history!" "[growling] [screams]" " I feel honored that the birdies used my hair to make their nest." "By protecting the animals of Dimmsdale," "I've made the world a better place." "all:" "Viva la Revolución!" "[screaming] [growling] [both scream]" " Chloe!" "Un-wish your fish wish!" " Oh, if I do, the fish will be in danger." "But if I don't, Dimmsdale will be destroyed!" "There's no answer!" "And I'm not good when there's no answer!" " Well, I guess it's up to me." "Oh, I hate when it's up to me." " Yeah, we're not too happy about it either, Timmy." " I know!" "We'll call a truce, and let the fish and fishermen talk it out." "What?" "It's not the worst idea in the world." "[all straining]" "What do you know?" "It was the worst idea in the world." " I will not back down, Señor Dad, until you and the other feet creatures stop fishing in my home, which is actually a public lake." "You know what I mean!" " I have no idea what you mean, but I will not stop fishing until I catch you and get that shiny trophy!" "Aha!" "I caught him!" "Give me the trophy!" "[yelps] [both grunting]" " Wait!" "I have a plan." "We've been trying to give everybody what they want, but maybe the solution is giving them what they want by not giving them what they want." " Spoken like someone who's been pecked on the head by a woodpecker." " Fellow feet creatures, revere me as I win that shiny trophy by catching Juan!" " Which one?" "[circuitry sizzling]" " I'm taking back our public lake!" "[cheering]" " [straining]" "Huzzah!" "I caught Juan!" "[cheering] [triumphant music]" " [chomps and growls] [screaming]" " Ah-ptooey!" " [grunts]" "Thanks for not chewing, you revolting bottom feeder." " Thanks for not really hooking me, you evolutionary catastrophe." " I won the trophy, Timmy!" "I like myself!" "Ooh, what's this green button do?" "[alarm buzzing]" "Why do I even have this?" " Your plan worked!" "Dad got his trophy, and Juan scared the fishermen away for good." " You see, Timmy?" "Creatures of the planet can live together in perfect harmony." "Don't even think about it, woodpecker!" " You know what I mean!"