"SONIC Christmas Blast" "When Santa comes on TV, do I get to tell him what I want?" "Do I?" "Ho-ho-ho!" "Merry Christmas!" "Season's greetings to all my friends everywhere!" "It is with mixed feelings that I come before you today to announce my retirement." "Your what?" "!" "No, Santa, please!" "It's too sad!" "Don't be sad, this is happy news!" "This Christmas will be the best Christmas ever." "Because the most wonderful person in the whole world will be taking my place" "He's jolly, he's generous, he's just right for the job." "Mothers, Fathers, boys and girls," "I proudly introduce my replacement, your friend and mine, Robotnik Claus!" " Hooray for Robotnicholas!" " Yay for Robotnik Claus!" " Three cheers!" " Give us four cheers!" "Hooray!" "Robotnik Claus liked my cheers best." "Aw, did not!" "My cheers were cheerier." "I boo your cheers!" "Thank you, dear friends!" "It is with humble heart that I gladly accept this well-deserved honor from my good friend, Santa." "Yay!" "We love Robotnik Claus!" "He's our man!" "And I pledge to you that I will carry on Santa's work in the best traditions of the Christmas season." "However, you may just notice a few small changes." "No mothers allowed on Santa's lap!" "All mothers must go shop for presents for Robotnik Claus!" "Children only in this part of the store!" "Hello there!" "You're a fine little boy!" "And what do you plan to give Robotnik Claus for Christmas?" "Me?" "Give you?" "Put me down for nothing!" "This is bogus!" "I can't believe Santa would let you do this." "Oh, Helper Elf Grounder?" "Yes, your Merry Yuletideship?" "Chain this brat up in my robot factory, and teach him some Christmas spirit!" "No!" "Wait!" "Help!" "You got it, Sal!" "Don't say another word!" "Our Christmas deal: no presents!" "Come on, Tails!" "Gotta juice and cut it loose!" "Where are we going, Sonic?" "Robotropolis!" "To buy Princess Sally's Christmas presents." "But you just said" "I know what we said, same as last year." "And then Sal went and gave me this great ring." " Nice ring!" " Thanks!" "What's that squiggle on it mean?" "I don't know." "Neither did Sal." "A mystery, huh?" "I love mysteries!" "Whoops!" "Sal gave me tons of other stuff, and I felt lower than a Bot's bolt." "Now I finally got it figured, Tails." "When a princess says: "No presents", she really means two stores full!" "Are you sure you want to do this?" "Robotropolis is always dangerous." "Not as dangerous as Sal if I don't get her any presents again." "We'll zip in and zip out before Robotnik even knows we're there!" "Sonic!" "Wait up!" "Merry Christmas, citizen!" "We have come hear with our hearts, filled with the spirit of Christmas giving!" "Yeah, so start giving!" "Please!" "I lost my job, my poor wife is sick," "I had to sell all my furniture to pay my bills!" "The house is empty!" "Well, that makes it easy!" "Right!" "No problem!" "We'll just take your house." "Oh yeah?" "I don't get it!" "This is the fourth store in a row that's totally empty." "Sonic, come quick!" "Now that's shoplifting!" "Good work, fellow bots!" "And now we will deliver this batch of presents to jolly old Robotnik Claus!" "Did he say Robotnik Claus?" "He did!" "And something this weird needs checking out!" "Mr. Sonic!" "Mr. Sonic!" "I don't know any Mr. Sonic, but it sounds like you need help." "Everything is terrible!" "Santa retired!" "Santa retired?" "Yeah, and he put Robotnik Claus in his place, and Robotnik Claus sent me to a robot factory, and I escaped, and his robots are after me, and..." "Watch it!" "Did you say Santa put Robotnik Claus in his place?" "Yes, and you've gotta find Santa and tell him how wrong he was!" "Please make him come back so we'll have Christmas the way it should be!" "Too late, turkeys!" "Yeah, much too late." "We took Santa someplace you'll never find him!" "Days ago!" "Even before jolly old Robotnik made this fake Santa Robot you saw on TV!" "And the most wonderful person in the world will be taking my place!" "Taking my place!" "Taking my place!" "Happy holidays, my little friends!" "We got the real Santa prisoner!" "And you get this!" "Merry Crush-mas!" "And a smashing new year!" "Put this in your Christmas stocking!" "My socks are rockin'!" "Put us down!" "Down?" "You got it!" "Happy holidays!" "Each turn, I tie in my reindeer and put my red suit out to pasture." "Litter patrol!" "You'll have to clean up this trash immediately, and pay a fine of ten thousand Robotni-bucks!" "But it wasn't our fault!" "Yeah!" "It was that pesky hedgehog!" "Really?" "Pesky?" "If there's one thing I hate, it's pesky hedgehogs!" "Aw, thanks!" "This one is the peskiest!" "Lookie here, I'll forget the fine if you tell me where the real Santa Claus is!" "Really?" "That's so decent of you!" "Yeah, really decent!" "He's in an ice cave..." "Yeah!" "Seven miles south of the North Pole." "Thanks, guys!" "Now when you pull yourselves together again, jump in this garbage can!" "I'm afraid we'll have to report this to Jolly old Robotnik Claus!" "Tell you what, old buddy;" "as my Christmas present to you," "I'll let you do it." "I want more chimneys!" "More!" "But Dr. Robotnik Claus, we already built you dozens!" "I want hundreds!" "Thousands!" "Enough so that every citizen in Robotropolis can come down one on Christmas night, and bring me huge bags of presents!" "I'll take care of it, Doctor!" "I'll take care of it immediately!" "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "I'm afraid we have a slight problem, your Happy Holidayness!" "You incompetent fools!" "I was going to send you a Christmas card, but now you get nothing!" "Listen to me, you sniveling toady robot!" "Get on the radio and alert the Santa-Sentry Swat-Bots to prepare for an attack!" "And you two bolt-dolts, get up there!" "This is your chance to deliver me the one Christmas present that will really make me happy," "Sonic the Hedgehog!" "I wish we'd stopped for my long johns!" "Sonic!" "Swat-Bots ahead!" "Must be the cave where they're keeping Santa!" "We're getting a real cold reception!" "And it's getting colder!" "Ah, chill out, Tails!" "We're gonna burn those bots!" "Just figured I'd stop by and break the ice!" "Drop in anytime!" "Ready, aim, fire!" "Santa?" "Are you there?" "It's me, Sonic!" "Sonic?" "I've never been so glad to see anyone in my whole life!" "And I'm glad to see you!" "Now the world can have a real Christmas." "We don't have much time to load up my presents." "Get me to my workshop!" "Everything, every doll, every toy," "Robotnik Claus stole them all!" "Just like he stole every present from every store." "Robotnik Claus is the only person who'll get presents this year." "There's gotta be something we can do!" "No, Sonic." "It's hopeless." "Christmas can't happen for anybody else." "Robotnik Claus has destroyed it!" "I never thought I'd see the day." "No Christmas!" "We still got a couple hours." "I could zip down to Robotnik Claus' castle, take all the stolen presents back, and then help you deliver them!" "We're talking millions of presents to recapture, and millions of presents to deliver!" "Wouldn't even be half through by the Fourth of July." "So what are we gonna do?" "Yeah, what?" "By jingle!" "Where did you get that ring?" "Princess Sally gave it to me last Christmas, but this'll be the second year I haven't given her any presents." "Follow me!" "This may be the answer to everything!" "I discovered these ancient pictographs when Robotnik's Swat-Bots held me prisoner down here." "Now take a look at this one!" "Look!" "It matches the squiggles on Sonic's ring!" "Whoever has that ring you're wearing can unlock the secret of ultimate velocity!" "Super speed?" "Extremely super!" "But to gain that power, you must master all of the impossible challenges!" "So enough stalling', let's get hauling'!" "What do I do?" "First, you must climb Icepick Peak!" "No problem!" "There he is!" "Your second challenge is to snowboard down Calamity Cliffs!" "It's that hedgehog, all right!" "We got him this time, we really got him!" "Bots!" " This is all your fault!" " It is not!" " It was your idea!" " No, get up and help me find my head!" "You could have warned me to get out of the way!" "Yeah, well, you could have told me the trap was that close!" "Oh, sure!" "And whose idea was it in the first..." "Oh boy!" "You should have warned me!" "You met every challenge." "You won the power of ultimate velocity supersonicness and extreme speed, but I'm afraid it's too late to save Christmas." "Nah!" "We still got a few minutes!" "Merry Christmas to me!" "Merry Christmas to me!" "Ah, happiness is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions!" "What is the meaning of this?" "What happened?" "It must have been Sonic, sir." "He captured every present you stole." "I hate that hedgehog!" "I hate him!" "That vile little creature!" "That prickly vermin!" "What the?" "Thank you, Sonic, and Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas, Sal!" "I know we said no presents, but the one you gave me last year really came in handy!" "Uh, mistletoe!" "Amazing!" "You did it!" "You brought Christmas to the whole world!" "Well..." "I'm impressed!" "Really impressed!" "In fact, I think that Robot Santa was right." "It's time for me to retire and turn my job over to you." "Me?" "Wow!" "That's great!" "Now you're Sonic Claus!" "Sonic Claus?" "Sonic Claus!" "And he wishes all of you a merry Christmas!" "The kid's right." "An X-tremely merry Christmas, every year of your life!" "Captioning by stea27"