"Subtitles by Soompi TV" "Will you get lost when I'm being nice... or will you get lost crying after you get beat up?" "It's been a long time since we met, why are you like this?" "I'm disappointed." "Do you have early dementia?" "Don't you remember what you did to us?" "Let's forget the past." "My friend." "I don't have time to play with you." "Bug off when I'm nice." "How can I bug off?" "I'm not even a bug." "Did you just make a joke?" "You're really dead." "Hyung." " Calm down." "Please calm down." " Let go." "Let me go." " Come on." "Calm down." "I said calm down." " How can I..." "How can I calm down?" "You don't remember what that jerk did to us?" "Huh?" "I do." "I do." "I'm not happy to see him, either." "Then why did you bring him?" "Why did you?" "Why?" "Then what about the band?" "Where are you gonna find someone as good as Hyuk for our album?" "If we can't we can be a trio." "Trio." "Then what about farming?" "What about the 100,000 cabbages?" "Hadurok Ri" "This is nice." "This place is... my hometown and the dream land where our wishes will come true." "Hadurok Ri!" "Really?" "Hadurok Ri?" "Hardurok?" "Hard rock?" "For a country village, it sounds pretty American." "That's right, hyung." "Is there a Softrock Ri around here as well?" "It's not like that, punk." "There is a sad legend... to the name of this village." "Legend?" "Yeah." "It must be have been around... the first Manchurian invasion." "The king was passing through this village to escape from the war." "Hey, the barbarians are coming after me." "Step on it." "Your Majesty, it's on the highest gear." "Ugh, I'm so bitter." "I'm running away from barbarians." "How will I face the late kings?" "Hey!" "King of Chosun, there you are." "Hey!" "The barbarians are here." "Protect the king." "(Clang, clang)" "Waaaa!" "Beat the barbarians!" "Go, team!" "Victory!" "Ugh!" "Die!" "King of Chosun!" "(Swoosh)" "Ugh, I'm going to die like this!" "I should've donated a lot before dying." "(Silence)" "(Peek)" "(Crash)" "(Kapow)" "Come out!" "I am the deer." "(Up)" "(Smile)" "(Up)" "(Smile)" "Afterward, the king... granted the deer who saved him a second court rank." "The deer... was called second rank deer." "What?" "Second rank deer?" "After that... to honor the deer the village was called..." "Du meaning leader..." "Rok meaning deer..." "Ri meaning village." "Durok Ri." "It was called." "But as the village grew... it was divided into Sangdurok Ri, ...and Hadurok Ri." "Stop talking nonsense, hyung." "What are you saying?" "Stop lying, dude." "No, I'm not." "It's not a lie." "Hey." "I've heard about second rank pine trees." "But I've never heard of a second rank deer in my life." "Hey." "How can a deer's antler pierce a person's stomach?" "Human skin is tougher than you think." "Right." "Is an antler a spear or a knife or what?" "You're talking nonsense." "It's true." "Ugh, I'm going crazy." "Fine." "You see that deer in the pen?" "That deer is... a descendant of the second rank deer's descendant's... descendant's, descendant's, descendant's, next descendant's grandchild." "Moreover, that shining necklace around its neck..." "That necklace is... um, right..." "President Roh Moo Hyun personally hung it on him." "Let's say it's true, okay?" "The cabbage field really exists, right?" "That's not a lie, is it?" "I said I'm not lying." "You guys." "I'll show it to you right now." "Don't let your jaw drop in shock." "Wow." "What do you think?" "Are you getting a feel for it now?" "This is... 400,000 square feet. 400,000." "In three months this place will be filled with cabbages." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Bam, bam." "Bam, bam." "Bam, bam." "Then according to the two-year cabbage theory... this year's cabbage prices will soar no matter what." "Did you see that?" "Wow." " Did you see that?" " I did." "After that... we, Excellent Souls, will resurrect." "Resurrect!" "Yay!" "Rock and roll!" "Rock and roll!" "You punks." "You are truly overwhelmed." "By the way, where's the house?" "No way." "We don't have to live here, do we?" "It's okay, it's okay." "Hey." "This house is more solid than it appears." "Wanna see?" "This is..." "Ow." "Ow." "Hey, hey." "But... as long as the roof holds even if I slam it..." "You guys were hungry." "Let's eat first, okay?" "This is Korean Folk Village, right?" "Hey." "In Seoul, people pay money to eat hot stone rice." "The taste is sublime." "Try it first, okay?" "There must be rice somewhere." "There it is." "Jeez." "It's okay, it's okay." "If there's no rice, we can eat ramen." "Ramen, right?" "Shall we unpack first?" "Let's do that." "Why is it so dark in the daytime?" "It's okay, it's okay." "This is amusing." "Did I drive too long?" "Why am I seeing things?" "Don't come!" " I'll die." " Don't come to me." "It's a deer, right hyung?" "A spotted deer." "This is too much." "You brought us to a haunted house, and now a deer?" " It's okay, it's okay." " What's okay?" "You said it's all ready." "You said we can just come." "Hey!" "Jeez." "The country is all like that." "You think it would be a hotel suite?" "I don't care." "I'm starving to death." "Give me food." "Food, food!" "Okay!" "I'll go buy some ramen." "Go unpack." "Hey." "How did a deer get in there?" "The door was locked." "The deer couldn't open..." "I must've been crazy." "I shouldn't have trusted you and come down here." "What?" "This is fun anyway." "Isn't it like camping?" "Camping, my ass." "It's like experiencing the wild." "How come there's no store around here?" "Huh?" "What?" "What now?" "Huh?" "Restaurant?" "Is it a restaurant?" "Wow, it's still here." "What is this?" "My elementary school." "Elementary school?" "Is this tiny place really a school?" "Schools in the country are all like this." "The total number of students was around ten." "Will that be still here?" "Noona means older sister or older female from a male perspective." "Yoon Hee noona was three years older than me." "With long straight hair... and a pale complexion... and a willowy figure." "On top of that, she was smart... and played the piano." "Everyone fell for her." "One day... a fateful incident took place." "Go first." "Hmph." "Help." "Help." "Help me." "Save me." "I can't swim." "Help." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "What a relief." "Our fateful love started like that." "However... as it often happens with first love... our love didn't last." "Before long, I moved to Seoul holding my mom's hand... after that... we never met again." "That was amazingly boring." "Anyway..." "I wonder where Yoon Hee noona is and how she's doing." "Gosh." "Hey." "Stop right there." "Hey!" "Careful." "Careful." "You little..." "Right now." "Now." "It's okay, it's okay." "It's okay, it's okay." "Okay, okay." "Oh, Lord." "Come to unni." "You piggy." "Damn pig." "You damn pig." "You really..." "Such a small thing made a fuss." "Jeez." "Thank you, Lord." "Thanks, Yoon Hee." "It was nothing." "Ahjumma refers to a non-related female." "You know the governor is coming tomorrow, ahjumma." "Of course, I do." "Yoon Hee, how did our deer get chosen as mascot of the district?" "I know." "I heard..." " the prize money was big, too." " Right." "Thanks to the deer, we will be able to pave the roads, our long-cherished project." "Anyway, we need to clean up the village tomorrow." "Everyone's gathering at dawn, okay?" "The weather is so fine." "It's perfect for the rice to grow." "Oh, it's Mr. Hwang." "Ahjussi." "How's it going?" "Did you pull a lot?" "Oh my, Mr. Huh's chickens got so big." "Yeah." "Chickens have to be hatched first." "Ahjumma." "Isn't the weather nice today?" "Is there a store on this street or what?" "Stop whining." "What neighborhood doesn't have a store these days?" "Hey, kid." "Where is the store in this village?" "We don't have any." "You can find one if you go to Myeon." "What?" "There's none?" "How long does it take to get to Myeon?" "Forty minutes by bus?" "Forty minutes?" "This is nuts." "Anyway thank you, kid." "Let's just go to any restaurant near here." "I'm dying." "Hey." "Do you think there's a restaurant when there's no store?" "Think before speaking." "I don't care." "I don't care." "I'm starving." "Oh." "That..." "Aren't those apples?" "Wow..." "They look so good, right?" "You wanna eat?" "Yes, yes." "Follow me." "Where to?" "Are you gonna steal?" "Hey." "What do you mean stealing?" "It's pilfering." "Pilfering, dork." "A beautiful country culture you can't see in Seoul." "It's a kind of recreation." "Right." "But still, that's..." "It's okay, it's okay." "I used to be the king of pilfering in my day." "Trust and follow me." "We'll never get caught, okay?" "Come on." "Hey, hey, hey." "Follow me." "Don't go, dude." "It looks so fun." "I always wanted to pilfer." "Oh, whatever." "Here, eat." "Really?" "Thank you, hyung." "This is freaking good." "Is this really an apple?" "What a fuss." "Apples are apples." "Give me." "Wow." "It's different from what I ate in Seoul." "Hey." "That's for sure." "How can it be the same as from the store?" "If you eat the apples from here and then eat apples in Seoul, you will never eat them." "What are you doing?" "Enjoy as much as you can." "That, that." "Pick that one." "That one." "Here, here." "Hyuk, Hyuk." "Pick that one over there." "The red one." "Got it." "Got it." "This is so good." "Is it really okay to do this?" "Of course, it is." "This is pilfering." "No one is here." "No one." "So good." "Pick the red one." "The red one." "Hey, hey." "Not that one." "The red one." "Red one?" "I don't see any red one." "This is really good." "Give me one, too." "Please." "Here you go." " Come on." " Pick one like this." "The apples looked so good." "We didn't steal them, but... the culture that..." "Pilfering..." "Re... recreation..." "Pilfering." "Pilfering." "Run." "We almost died." "Pilfering, my ass." "You call that beautiful country culture?" "Recreation?" "The people got so stingy here." "Jeez." "What is this?" "This is poop." " Poop?" " Yeah." "Ugh." "The smell." "Really..." "It doesn't come out." "I got this for my birthday." "Really..." "Just be thankful you're alive." "If we got caught by that ahjussi, we'd be in the grave..." "Hey." "What aren't you working?" "It will ruin my nails." "I spent fifty dollars on them." "Fifty dollars?" "On that?" "You spent fifty dollars on that?" "Kids these days all do this." "You don't know a thing." "Hey." "Hwang Man Soon." "Don't call me Man Soon." "From now on, I'm Yi Ji." "Hwang Yi Ji." "Oh my." "Crazy girl." "She doesn't know how precious money is." "You got Botox yesterday, Mom." "What?" "Again?" "That... that wench with a big mouth." "So that's why you've been wearing that ugly hat." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my." "How much younger will you get?" "Look at your son's face, huh?" "Mom's getting younger and younger." "The son is getting older and older." "There are still people who think you're my wife, Mom." "So, why don't you get Botox, too?" "The result is..." "Come to your senses." "Please." "Do you want to become broke like before?" "Huh?" "Please come to your senses." "Hey, Hwang Man Soon." "Get married soon." "Don't make me crazy." "Get married soon, okay?" "I want to get married, too." "But all the men here are old." "Who can I marry?" "Bring me one if you can." "Bring one." "Oh, my." "Did you bring them, oppa?" "Who are you?" "Are you perverts?" "Sir..." "It's not that." "We're just..." "Don't step on it." "Don't step on it." "Those crazy bastards." "You're all dead today." "If we put white lines around him, this is a crime scene." "It really is." "Oh, my Father." "Huh?" "What?" "Not you, Father." "Father up there in the sky." "Oh, that father?" "Hey, Sang Deuk." "Hey, wake up." "Wake up." "Yes." "Yes, I really want to get married." "Mom." "You really want to get married?" "If you want to get married, stop drinking." "You always drink every day, so you couldn't bring a girl back from Vietnam and live like this all your life." "Oh, Father." "Huh?" "What?" "Not you, Father." "Father up there in the sky." "Oh, my goodness." "Oh, Father." "I've never seen them before." "But behind them... are Mang Gu and Mr. Han." "Leave them alone." "It's not the first time for them to be like that." "They're probably fighting over nothing." "People should... be calm and..." "My rice wine!" "You're dead." "What's that?" "Move, move." "Come on, move!" "My rice wine!" "The water's cold." "God." "What the..." "Let go." "Let go." "Come on." "Let go." "Hey, I'm serious." "Let go, please." "What is that?" "Hey, you crazy bastards!" "You crazy bastards!" "Who are you, huh?" "What are you gonna do about my motorbike, huh?" "What?" "You don't need to talk." "Call the police." "So, they can lock up these thieves." "What do you mean thieves?" "This is a misunderstanding." "Misunderstanding, my ass." "Talk at the police station." "Oppa." " Come on." " This is a misunderstanding." "Ahjussi." "Wait." "Why are you here?" "Ahjussi." "Oppa, you know this guy?" "He's the grandson of Grandma Kim who passed away a while ago." "He's Min Ki." "Min Ki." "Min Ki?" "This guy is Min Ki?" "Do you know me?" "Don't you remember, Min Ki?" "You used to follow her around all the time saying "Yoon Hee noona"." "What did you say?" "Yoon Hee noona?" "Right." "This woman?" "This is ridiculous." "Oh my, he grew up so much." "He always had a runny nose." "It feels like just yesterday." "You grew up so much." "So much." "But what are you doing here?" "Oh..." "I just wanted to do some farming." "Enough, enough." "We don't need to hear more." "Just call the police." "Call the police!" "Hey, dude." "We used to live in the same village." "How can we cruelly do that?" "Living in the same village, my ass." "Who used to live here?" "They're totally out of line." "Is it your first time seeing punks like that?" "I've seen a lot." "If things don't go well in the city, they give up everything and try to do some farming." "They barely squeeze by for a couple months." "Then every one of them gives up and runs." "They think farming is easy." "Is country life a fad or something?" "Those punks are the same." "So... before they kill the neighborhood atmosphere, just kick them out, jerk!" "Hey, dude." "We have to wait and see." "Stop it." "We have a big ceremony tomorrow." "We must not make trouble." "The village head should decide." "Yoon Hee." "You decide." "Why does Yoon Hee noona..." "No way... you're the village head?" "This is ridiculous." "My first love isn't just a country lady." "But the female head of the village." "Gosh, you could've asked for some." "Why did you steal the apples?" "But why do you want to farm all of a sudden?" "Are you back for good?" "It's not that." "Actually..." "I'm a singer in Seoul." "Rock band." "I'm quite well-known in Seoul." "These days I received so offers..." "I wanted to have some time to think... and take a break." "So, I came down for a little while." "Oh..." "Is that so?" "But... how did you end up as the village head?" "Me?" "It just happened." "Hey." "You're that kid earlier." "Grandpa wants you to come and eat." "But just say you already ate." "Grandma cooked again." "Again?" "Why?" "This is crazy." "Okay." "I got it." "Go home." "Okay." "Come quickly." "Sure." "Who is he?" "Your nephew?" "He's my son." "Son?" "Are you married?" "No." "Then what?" "You said he's your son." "Do I need to be married to have a baby?" "Are you a single mom?" "Well..." "It just happened somehow." "Oh, my God." "My first love... is not just a female village head but a single mom village head." "Anyway." "I'll just let it go this time." "But go apologize to the ahjussi later." "Apologizing for pilfering apples?" "No way." "Those damn things don't cost much." "You... just say those damn things?" "I can pay him back, okay?" "They might be just a few apples or flower for you guys." "But we sweat like crazy in the sun and raise them like our children." "But what?" "You call them those damn things?" "Why are you getting so mad?" "You can't farm with that mindset!" "Grow up." "Just grow up." "Ugh." "What did I say?" "Why are you taking it out on me?" "Ugh." "What?" "I'm so mad!" "Hey!" "D..." "Darling." "What?" "Well..." "I was wondering what this thing is inside here." "This is soy sauce crab stew." "S..." "Soy sauce crab stew?" "Yeah." "The president of the women's society gave me some soy sauce crab yesterday." "But I had a craving for seafood stew today." "So, I added some seasoning and cooked it." "Doesn't it look good?" "Why did you trouble yourself with cooking?" "I think instant meals that you heat up are the best in the world." "Gosh..." "But how can we eat ramen all the time?" "Now, let's eat before it gets cold." "Let's try to swallow." "Don't treat this matter with complacency." "Stay strong, okay?" "What's wrong with your dad?" "Did something bad happen?" "I'm not sure." "I'll go ask him." "Dad!" "By the way, why is Yoon Hee taking so long?" "I think I need to go see." "Let me go with you." "You, too?" "Stay and eat." "There she is." "She's coming." "Good timing, Yoon Hee." "By the way..." "I hear some weird people came from Seoul." "No, it's a kid who used to live here." "Oh..." "What a relief." "You must be hungry." "Come here and eat." "Huh?" "I..." "I already ate." "I ate two or three bowls at the village hall." "Right, I had four." "I'm so full." "Enjoy your meal." "Min Ki hasn't changed at all." "Not at all." "Where did I put my farming diary?" "Oh." "What is this?" "So pretty." "Oh, my." "So pretty." "Pretty." "I dedicate this song to my beloved Yoon Hee noona." "From your everlasting White Knight Min Ki." "He used to be so cute when he was little." "This is so pretty." "Wow, I'm starting to like this place." "I think I'll come fishing next time." "Hyung." "Make me some sashimi with that." "Sashimi?" "You do that, punk." "It's no fun." "I like eating." "I'll just eat." "Hey." "Hey." "Are you still mad at me?" "I said I was sorry." "I won't do it again." "Enough." "I'm warning you." "If this happens again I'll go to Seoul right away." "Got that?" "Keep that in mind." "Okay." "Why are you so sensitive these days?" "Smile a little." "Jeez, punk." "You bother me." "I need to pee." "Hey." "What's wrong with you?" "Jeez." "There's still someone ignorant who thinks the strength of urine is a sign of stamina." "If you're a man, the strength of the urine... needs to at least be this strong." "Why are you smiling?" "What are you laughing at?" "There's still someone ignorant who thinks the strength of urine is a sign of stamina." "What the hell is that?" "Warning" " Protected area." "No swimming, laundry or fishing is allowed to prevent pollution." "They peed in the drinking water for the village." "What did I say?" "I told you we should call the police." "Hey, Village Head." "You said you'd take responsibility." "You said you would!" " I'm sorry." " Enough." "When I said a young village head was no good, you guys elected her anyway." "It serves you right!" "Hey." "What did Yoon Hee do wrong?" "They didn't do it on purpose, either." "Stop it." "Let's go drink some rice wine." "I'll treat you, dude." "Follow me." "You freaking drink by yourself!" "You come, too, hyungnim." "What kind of guy are you?" "I just told you to be careful a few hours ago but you messed up again." "We really didn't know." "You should have made a bigger sign." "You don't apologize to the end." "You made everyone hate you in the village." "How will you farm?" "Just give up and go back to Seoul." "Who are you to tell us to go back?" "I'm farming on my own land." "I'm just afraid you might regret later." "Thank you for worrying about me." "But we'll be fine on our own." "I have no intention of receiving help from you, noona." "Don't worry." "Oh, really?" "I'll see how well you guys do." "However... if you mess up again, I won't leave you alone, okay?" "Whatever." "Jeez!" "Jeez." "Who does she think she is to meddle?" " Move over." " I'm so tired." "Makes no sense." "Oh, God." "Why is it still there?" "You said it'd go away if we left the door open." "What do you want me to do when it doesn't want to go?" "But... where will we sleep tonight?" "It's all because of you." "You." "Farming, my ass." "Where are you going?" "To drink water." "Bucket List - tell Mom I love her, matching look on a date, couple ring, kiss, trip with a girlfriend, propose, get married" "Will I... die without ever falling in love?" "Jeez." "I didn't even date and just worked my butt off." "Why me?" "Why does it have to be me?" "Do I really need to die when people like them can live?" "Okay." "Let's start." "Wait." "Let's put on some sunscreen." "Popular artists like us must... take care of ourselves... even when we work." "Come on." "Put it on." " Here." " I Pass." "Real men don't wear sunscreen." "What should we do first?" "Huh?" "What should we do first to grow cabbages?" "Oh..." "Wait a sec." "Are you looking it up?" "You were going to grow cabbages when you don't know a thing about farming." "Hey, I lived in Seoul for seventeen years." "I've never even raised a houseplant." "How am I supposed to grow cabbages?" "Jeez..." "Really..." "You're something else." "I found it." "How to grow cabbages." "First, plow the field." "Plow the field?" "How?" "Make furrows in the field." "What are furrows?" "Furrows are... a combination of ridges and trenches." "What in the world is a ridge and a trench?" "Hey." "Furrows are like... the letter "U"." "Sort of?" "Oh." "Right, right." "Trenches are dug deep like that." "How did you know?" "Well..." "I just guessed it." "Based on my feeling." "Trenches." "Trenches." "You must be a farming genius." "Then what is a ridge?" "Enough, enough." "Until when do we keep searching?" "Hey." "It says we must plow the field." "Then we need to plow it over." "How?" "Who are we?" "Gods of digging." "We are Korean army reserve forces." "If the four of us dig, half a day should be enough." "Okay?" "Come on." "Let's show our skill." "If we continue, we'll be done in two hours." "We've been digging... more than three hours." "We haven't finished even one-tenths." "I can't." "No way." "This is impossible." "By the way... how did your grandma... plow all by herself?" "Don't know." "Don't know." "What's that?" "With that... we can plow the whole field within half the day." "Hey." "We don't even need half the day." "We'll be done in an hour." "Should I try to borrow it?" "Right." "No." "No way." "Never." "Hey." "Don't give up without even trying." "I'll go try." "Hello." "We're farming over there." "Can I borrow your tractor?" "Are you nuts?" "No." "Are you crazy?" "No." "Just once." "Please." "Good." "Very good." " Go away." " Okay." "I'm sorry." " Get lost, punk." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Punk." "Totally crazy." "Crazy punk." "He's coming." " I think he did it." " He's smiling." "He did it." "What did he say?" "How did you do it?" " How'd you pull it off?" "Good job." " Quiet." "What did he say?" "Oh." "He said get lost." "What?" "Then why did you talk to him for so long?" "He was about to hit me, so I begged for my life." "Wow, that ahjussi has a really bad temper." "Isn't there anyone else we can borrow from?" "Don't bother." "Don't you know everyone in the village hates us?" "Wait." "Your first love." " Yoon Hee noona?" " If she's the village head... she must have at least one tractor." "No way." "No way." "No way." "I was boasting like crazy yesterday." "I can't do that." "I can never do it." "Never." "Is saving face the issue here?" "Aren't we going to farm?" "Aren't we going to make an album?" "It's not that." "But, dude." "I have manly pride." "Right." "Then goodbye." "I'll go to Seoul." "Hey." "Hey." " Then I'll go, too." " Hey, hey." "Farming was not a good idea in the first place." "Goodbye." "Hey." "If you guys go, I'll go, too." "Digging is no fun." "Hey, hey, where are you going?" "Where are you going?" "Hey!" "Welcome to our town, Governor." " Residents of Hadurok Ri" "Ahjumma, make sure there's nothing on there." "Clean, okay?" "Okay." "Man Goo oppa." "There's no time to eat now." "The road is dusty, so water it." "Come on." "Hurry." "Sang Deuk oppa." "Bathe Mr. Flower later." "I don't want it to stink when the governor is here." "Sure, I got it." "Hello." "Yes." "Oh, Manager, hello." "Hello, Village Head." "The governor is leaving in two hours from now." "The newspaper reporters and the local TV cameras are going, too." "Prepare well please." "Don't worry." "We've been cleaning since dawn." "Thank you." "Then I'll call you again when we leave." "Sure, I'll see you later." "Yes, yes." "What's wrong with that?" "It feels ominous." "Gosh." "Why are you here?" "I was just passing by." "Why is the governor coming here?" "Our Mr. Flower got chosen as the mascot of Ingi Gun." "Mr. Flower?" "I mean this guy." "Oh." "Is there anything I can help with?" "You're being suspicious." "Do you have something to say to me?" "No, there isn't." "Really?" "Then fine." "Let me borrow a tractor." "What?" "Tractor?" "Why?" "I need to plow the field." "There's no way to do it with shovels." "Oh... why?" "You said you don't need my help." "You said you'd be fine by yourself." "Okay." "I was too much yesterday." "Noona, please lend me a tractor." "Noona." "Forget it." "Go do it by yourself." "Fine!" "Ugh!" "I must have been crazy to ask you a favor in the first place." "Jeez." "Hey, Lee Min Ki!" "What?" "What, what?" "You pay for the gas, okay?" "Are you letting me borrow, noona?" "Noona." "Let me massage you." "Your shoulders are stiff." "Let go." "Were you about to plow like this?" "You need to fertilize first and plow over the field." "Fertilizer?" "What's that?" "You are driving me crazy." "Okay." "Listen carefully." "Let's assume you're a baby." "To grow, you need to drink mommy's milk full of nutrients." "But mommy doesn't have any milk because she hasn't eaten." "Then what will happen?" "I'll starve to death." "You're right." "The land is the same way." "When you give enough nutrients to the field, radishes or cabbages will grow well." "Okay?" "Oh..." "So you mean... the cabbages are me and... this land is my mom's milk, right?" "You got it." "Oh..." "Then what's fertilizer?" "Oh my, you're making me nuts!" "You'll stay up all night." "Throw it all over." "Speed up." "Hey, dump it." "We're done." "Finished." "Almost done." "Done." "Hauled it all over." "Really?" "Then I will plow the field you pick up the rocks." "We're not like Han Seok Bong." "Why pick up rocks?" "Oh, my." "Will the cabbages grow well or not if there are rocks?" "Fine, if you don't want to." "Ugh, fine." "Got it." "We will." "Hey, Mr. Flower." "Let's take a bath." "I stole my mom's shampoo for you." "Mr. Flower?" "Jeez..." "He ran away again." "Again." "This is crazy." "Mr. Flower!" "Mr. Flower!" "Ugh." "This is so tiring." "I'm dying." "Why do we have to do so many things to grow cabbages?" "Hey." "Don't you think Village Head noona is cool?" "She knows so much about farming." "She drives the tractor well, too." "She's totally a femme fatale." "Oh, no." "Farming fatale, I should say." "Farming fatale, my ass." "She's a tomboy and her personality is as rough as a steel sponge." "She just went to the bathroom." "Why isn't she coming?" "Should I drive this?" "Don't, don't." "Don't even think about it." "Don't make any mistakes any more." "Stay still." "Please." "It's okay, it's okay." "I have a class B driver's license." "No accidents for the past seven years." "Don't, don't." "Just don't do it." "Give it a try." "Sounds fun." " What?" "It can be fun." " Jeez." "What is he up to this time?" "Why are you so negative?" "Is this a car?" "It's a car." "Ugh, really." "Hey, hey." "Stop." "It's perfect." "Perfect." "Hey!" "Stop." "Stop!" "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Stop." "Hey!" "Move!" "It won't stop." "It won't!" "Hey!" "What the heck?" "Really..." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "We almost died." "Damn it!" "What is it?" "I just had an amazingly ominous feeling." "Jeez." "I felt like I bumped into something." "Min Ki." "Are you okay?" "What's wrong?" "Did you do this?" "I think so." "Is it dead?" "Why is the deer wearing a necklace?" "Wait, wait." "That..." "Isn't that a phoenix?" "It is." "If it is..." "It means Blue House." "What?" "Blue House?" "That necklace is..." "Right." "President Roh Moo Hyun personally hung it on him!" "It must be the second rank deer's descendant at the front of the village." "I hear he got chosen as the mascot of Ingi Gun." "The governor is coming today for an appointment ceremony." "Damn it!" "I told you not to do it." "Why is he here?" "We are doomed." "If we get caught, we will get kicked out for sure." "Oh no." "We can't get kicked out." "No way." "Let's hide it." "What?" "Yes, yes." "Okay, I understand." "Sure." "I'll see you soon." "Okay." "Oh my, I didn't realize what time it is." "Now what?" "Oh, oppa, what's up?" "What?" "Mr. Flower again?" "I told you to fix the pen already." "The governor already left." "This is a big problem." "I'll be right there." "Keep looking for Mr. Flower with the villagers." "Okay." "Okay." "Gosh." "Where the heck did these dorks go in the middle of work?" "No." "I shouldn't be here." "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Slow down!" "Slow down!" "Slow down!" "Stop!" "My crotch!" "Come on, hurry." "Hey." "Deer." "I told you to slow down." "Come on." "Load it up." " People are coming." " Hurry." "Come on." "Load him up." "Why?" "Why?" "I just made eye contact with the deer." "It can happen." "Hurry!" "Come on." "Move it." "Hurry up." "Cover his eyes." "Come on, cover his eyes first." "Hurry." "Hurry." "Mr. Flower!" "Mr. Flower." "Next, we curve around this elder." "Come on." "Let's go." "Good-bye." "Bye." "Full speed." " Good job." " Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Where are you?" "Jeez." "The villagers are all over the place." "It's a matter of time until we get caught." "Hey." "Since it's already like this, let's get out of the village." "Hurry." "Hurry." "Push." "Let's go." "Where?" "Where?" "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Oh my butt." "Oh my butt." "Noona." "You guys really..." "Jeez." "I'm sorry." "You should've been more careful." "I was wondering where you went." "What are you doing here?" "Hey." "Right." "Did you happen to see Mr. Flower?" "Huh?" "Oh, no, we didn't." "Why?" "It's a big problem." "Mr. Flower is missing." "The governor will be here any moment." "This is terrible." "So terrible." "But... what's in there?" "L..." "L..." "Laundry." "Laundry?" "Why do you carry around your laundry in a cart?" "It... it..." "It..." "It was too much." "We were about to take it to the laundromat in town." "Town?" "It takes more than forty minutes by bus." "You're carrying it on the cart all the way there?" "It's good exercise." "Forget it." "I'll wash it in my washing machine." "No." "You scared me." "Why are you yelling at me?" "Are you crazy?" "I mean." "It's not that." "U... underwear." "It's our underwear." "All of it?" "Yeah." "It's embarrassing." "I know." "Yes." "We change our underpants many times a day, you know." "Embarrassing." "Embarrassing." "Oh well." "I guess you guys are neater than I thought." "Oh, you do whatever you need to do." "Anyway, if you see Mr. Flower, please give me a call." "Of course, we will." "That's for sure." "Then I'll get going." "Bye!" "What to do?" "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "Mr. Flower." "What the hell did you do to Mr. Flower?" "Noona." "Calm down and listen to me." "It was an accident." "An accident." "He..." "He ran into the tractor." "It's true." "Trust me, okay?" "I'm really sorry, noona." "I really am, noona." "Saying sorry doesn't fix this problem at all." "Gosh." "I don't know." "I don't." "You take full responsibility." "Be responsible for it." "If you don't take responsibility, you'll not only get kicked out, but beaten to death by the villagers." "You know that?" "Noona... please save me this once." "Please?" "I'm begging you." "Please?" "Noona." "I... actually... am not a singer or famous." "I hit rock bottom in Seoul... and came down to farm cabbages." "What?" "Noona." "I must farm cabbages and make money." "Then I can release an album... and pay the debt." "What?" "Anyway, Noona..." "I really need to grow cabbages." "I do." "Noona." "I don't know." "I don't know." "You take care everything." "I don't know." "Noona, are you really gonna be like this, huh?" "To a lifesaver you shouldn't do that." "Lifesaver?" "What are you talking about?" "When you drowned in the stream, I saved you." "Don't you remember?" "Are you blackmailing me with that right now?" "Like a loser?" "So, don't make me a loser." "Please help me." "What do you want me to do when he's already dead?" "Do I need to make him alive again or something?" "This is freaking nuts." "Is there any way?" "I'm going crazy." "You know... we're the only ones who know he's dead." "Deer look similar." "No one would notice." "What the heck are you talking about?" "Are you saying... switch it with another deer?" "Where's another deer?" "There is." "There is." "Oh." "Why in the world is the deer in the room?" "I don't know, either." "It was there when we got here." "But that guy looks similar to Mr. Flower." "No one will know if we switch." "So..." "Does that even make sense?" "Okay." "Let's just say we switch them." "How are you going to move him?" "The deer in the wild cannot be controlled at all." "They are scary creatures just like a speeding train with a broken brake." "Don't worry about it." "We'll take care of it." "Let's go." "What are you doing, you cowards." "Come on." "Come in." "Hurry." "Hurry." "Hey." "Go grab the antlers." "Antlers." "Come on." "I'll count to three." "We do it on the count of three." "One, two, three." "It's almost time for the governor to arrive." "What are we gonna do without Mr. Flower?" "Forget paving the road." "It's all off." "By the way, where did Yoon Hee go?" "The governor will be here shortly." "She must be searching for Mr. Flower." "She is so freaking slow." "You are always negative in every way." "Gosh." "He's here." "Here." "We are in trouble." "Oh my." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I'm a little late." "It's okay." "You are working for the country." "We all understand." "Thank you for your understanding." "Then shall I see our mascot's face first?" "Oh..." "That..." "Mr. Flower is..." "Wait a second." "I'm sorry for being late." "Why did you bring them along?" "They are part of the village family now." "We need to count them in." "Right?" "Dear residents of Hadurok Ri..." "I am truly honored to appoint Mr. Flower... a second rank deer... as the proud mascot of Ingi Gun to brighten the future of the district." "Mr. Flower is a spotted deer from a distinguished bloodline." "He is a descendant of... a second rank deer who sacrificed himself... to protect the king from the barbarians..." " ...in the Chosun Dynasty." " Stay still." "He inherited intelligence and courage..." "You guys are out." "I'm saying I'll farm my own land." "What gives you the right to tell me to stay or go?" "Stop babbling." "Pack up and leave this village right now." "I think I fell in love." "Between men and women... the first impression is the most crucial." "What are you doing in front of my house?" "Can't you see?" "I'm cutting off your electricity." "In technical terms, it's called "bullying"." "Do they think we'd give up?" "It's war from now." "A war!"