"Yeow!" "Nice going, crater-head!" "Get your math off my foot!" "Sorry, Freddy." "I know it's not your best subject." "That's the closest he's come to his homework in months." "I heard you, WiIma." "And just for that, you can't write my history report." "Oh, don't be so mean, Freddy." "Give her another chance." "Either that or you'II flunk history." "Who needs him, Betty?" "Look who's coming to Bedrock." "[BOTH SQUEAL]" "We gotta see him!" "WILMA:" "I just love the way Brick sings." "He aims at the heart." "Oh, also the stomach." "Oh, he gives me the fIip-fIops." "AII right, he's not called "The Big Bronto" for nothing." "Maybe we should all go see him." "I'm with you, philo." "Let's organize a Stonespring concert party and get tickets for the class." "What do you say, Freddy?" "personally, I'd rather spend my allowance on one of these bronto bars." "What's Stonespring got that I haven't got?" "well, for starters, Freddy, he's got lots of cute female fans." "well, Freddy's got one too." "Me." "See?" "And I'd be an even bigger fan if somebody'd care enough to take me to Bricky's concert." "Uh, come to think of it, Dreamchip why don't I breeze down to the fossil Forum and pick up tickets for all of us?" "Oh, Freddy, you're adorable." "But, Freddy, I thought you didn't care about seeing Stonespring." "That's what you get for thinking!" "One thing about Freddy, he's got an open mind." "Yeah, really open." "That's probably how his brains escaped." "That settles it, kids." "Just as soon as we get the money, I'II buy the best seats in the house." "[MONKEY LAUGHS]" "WILMA:" "AII sold out!" "I don't believe it!" "Oh!" "How could Brick do this to us?" "Freddy won't let that happen." "He'II get us tickets." "He's too adorable not to." "well, uh...." "I'm afraid Too adorable has three strikes against him." "Yo, the Iast two seats for the Stonespring show and I got them." "Now, which one of you clowns wants to go?" "On your knees." "Me, Rocky." "Me." "Me, Rocky." "please, Rocky, me." "Come on." "Eeny, meeny, miny" " WiIma!" "I'II bring you a souvenir poster." "Beat it." "Yo, princess guess who I'm taking to the Stonespring concert?" "Not me, that's for sure." "Heh, heh, well, now that that's settled, what time'II I pick you up?" "Thanks for the invitation, Rocky." "But I really have to stay home and clean my room." "What?" "You're turning me down in favor of dirt?" "In favor of anything." "Uh, not that I'm available, but I couId be talked into it." "tell you what, Betty, if StaIagbite is busy, I'II give you a buzz." "well!" "Never mind." "If you went with him, there'd probably be gum on the seats." "His." "Hey, no problem." "AII I gotta do is change WiIma's mind about going with me." "How are you gonna do that?" "By turning her against Freddy, that's how." "How are you going to do that?" "How are you going to do that?" "EDNA:" "If your father doesn't get home soon his pterodactyI soup will get cold." "PterodactyI soup again, Mom?" "Hi, Edna, Freddy." "Oh, sorry I'm late." "Had this Iast-minute emergency call." "Who from, dear?" "Oh, some singer." "His guitar amps blew out and I had to fix them." "A guy named, uh...." "Stoneding?" "You don't mean Stonespring?" "Brick Stonespring?" "Take it easy, Freddy." "It could be a mistake." "AII I know is that he gave me one of his albums." "That's him!" "You saw him?" "You talked to him?" "He shook my hand." "Wow!" "Dad, put her there." "Hand, get ready to become famous." "Wait till Barney hears about this." "Hey, this Stonespring character must be a real wow with the kids." "They're all so fickle." "Oh, whatever happened to Frankie GraveIon?" "That's right, Barney." "Stonespring" " I mean, Brick and my pop are real good buddies." "No kidding." "But how come you never mentioned this before, Freddy?" "I'II tell you why because I didn't want all those girls pestering me to get them autographs." "Nothing worse than an autograph hound." "You're right, Freddy." "One last question?" "What's that?" "You think you could get me an autographed picture?" "Right on." "This is really an honor, Freddy." "I mean, how many kids can shake the hand that shook the hand that shook the hand of Brick Stonespring?" "Know what you mean, philo." "It's the least I can do for my friends, right, Barney?" "Yeah, but I'm sure glad your father didn't wash up after shaking hands with him." "It would've been fatal." "Right." "Too bad I didn't think of charging for this." "Next!" "tell me, Monsieur adorable, is your papa really that close to Bricky?" "Any closer, Dreamchip, and they'd be Siamese twins!" "Oh, in that case it shouldn't be any trouble for you to get us tickets to Brick's concert." "Tickets?" "Uh, tickets." "Uh, you mean to see Stonespring?" "well, I...." "No trouble for my pal Freddy here." "He can do anything." "Like telling you to bite your tongue." "An adorable boy like you, with your connections I'm sure you can get tickets for all of us." "Even the deprived kids." "I'd love to but...." "Oh, the show's sold out." "ROCKY:" "Not for guys like you, it isn't." "Everybody knows that the big rock stars have VIP seats saved for their special friends." "Yeah, VIP: "Very Important Primitives."" "cool it, FIab." "In your case, we're talking Very Ignorant Pudding-heads." "Now, if FIintstone here has all the pull he says he has" "And who am I to doubt him?" "getting tickets to the show should be a snap." "BOY 1:" "Yeah!" "GIRL 1:" "Yeah!" "GIRL 2:" "How about it?" "BOY 2:" "Yeah, how about it?" "well, uh, sure." "I don't see any reason why I can't." "Of course, the tickets wouldn't be free, and how many would have the money?" "I do!" "Me too!" "Right here!" "Take it, here!" "Uh, looks like they're banking on you, Freddy, heh, heh." "As class treasurer, I'II keep tabs on the money." "Cash only." "No charges." "We'II be the ones getting the charge." "Freddy's faIIing into my trap." "[LAUGHS]" "FREDDY:" "So now that you know I'm a big buddy of Brick's where do we get our VIP seats?" "Over there, kid." "BARNEY:" "Gee, Stonespring sure has a Iot of close friends, doesn't he?" "especially when there are no more seats." "Go home and forget it." "It's easy for you to say." "What'II I tell my friends?" "They gave me their money and everything." "The kids will understand, Freddy." "So will the judge and jury." "What do you mean?" "I've still got the ticket money, haven't I?" "This will teach WiIma to turn down my invitation to see Stonespring." "Heh." "Too much, Rocky." "What's next on your evil agenda?" "These!" "Stonespring tickets?" "I thought you only bought two." "Mine are real." "These are phonies made out of last year's stubs." "Ha-ha-ha." "Wait till FIinthead tries to use them." "Heh-heh-heh." "He could be arrested." "ROCKY:" "Leaving WiIma available for me." "JANET:" "These aren't bad, Rocky." "Why don't we just sell them to Freddy, huh?" "Are you serious?" "Who'd buy anything from us?" "AII we gotta do is make sure he finds them." "I just can't do it." "telling the kids the truth will be too humiliating." "Then you'II just have to get some tickets." "Thanks for telling me." "Now maybe you'd Iike to tell me how and where." "Ah, what's the use?" "Let's get something to eat." "He didn't even know they were there." "Oh, the big nerd!" "Got news for you, Rocky." "The big nerd's heading for a fast food joint." "What are you talking about?" "I already ate." "FREDDY:" "That's two jumbo brontoburgers, two orders of fries, and a schooner of root beer." "Now, what are you gonna have, Barney?" "well, maybe I'II just watch." "well, if it isn't Brick's buddy." "Did you get the tickets for the class?" "well, if you want the truth, WiIma, he" "Why bother them with details?" "They're probably in a hurry." "How did you guess?" "We're going to Brick's hotel to catch a glimpse of him before the concert." "Better make it a Iong glimpse." "Who knows when you'II see him again?" "Let me guess." "It's either Freddy's order or feeding time at the zoo." "well, I gotta keep my strength up so I can carry all those tickets." "You sure those tickets are in the brontoburgers?" "Right in between the lettuce and the mayo." "He can't miss them." "[DINO GROWLS AND YELPS]" "Bad Dino!" "BARNEY:" "Yeah, next time, use your napkin." "The dumb beast has eaten up our tickets." "Not to worry, Rocky, we made a Iot more." "Going to Stonespring's hotel is a great idea, Freddy." "That's why I thought of it." "By using my pop's name, maybe we can talk Brick out of some tickets." "What are you kids looking for?" "Don't tell me, you're related to Brick Stonespring!" "You could say that." "How did you know?" "His other relatives are already here." "GIRL:" "uncle Brick!" "[CHEERING]" "I got my orders:" "Nobody goes up to Stonespring's penthouse." "So beat it." "Just for that, I'm not staying at this hotel anymore." "So there!" "Yeah, that's telling him, Freddy." "But how do we see Brick if we can't get up to his penthouse?" "follow me, pal, we're practically on Brick's doorstep." "[PLAYS ROCK MUSIC]" "[SPEAKERS BLOW OUT]" "Oh, no!" "Not my amps again, man!" "I think it's the woofer this time." "BiIIyjim!" "Something tells me, Brick, that we'd better call that repairman, Ed FIintstone." "Hope he makes it before tonight's concert, man." "Or the fossil Forum's gonna be smoking." "How's it going, Freddy?" "[FREDDY PANTS HEAVILY]" "only 10 more floors to the penthouse." "We got it made!" "[SIGHS]" "[PANTING] Yeah, especially if you give me a piggy-back." "Wait a minute." "Look at that." "No, Freddy, no!" "You know how I am about heights!" "So what?" "Do you want us to get those tickets?" "Or do you wanna see your best friend wind up in disgrace?" "Eh, what's the next choice?" "There is no next choice." "We're getting on that scaffold and that's it!" "Whoa!" "Cut out that sniveling." "We decided to get those tickets, and we don't look back." "And we don't look down either." "You'II be all set for your show now, Mr. Stonespring." "Brick." "And I certainly appreciate your rushing over here, man." "Hey, no problem, Mr. Brick." "My son Freddy's a big fan of yours." "He'd do anything to meet you in person." "Great!" "Have him drop up sometime." "Good news, Barney." "We've got the right address!" "swell!" "Because I couldn't take any bad news." "Tough!" "This news is the baddest." "Yo, StaIagbite, time to play train." "Chew!" "Chew!" "Chew!" "I'm getting airsick, Freddy." "What do I do?" "Turn the other way." "ED:" "That you, son?" "No, it couldn't have been." "I've been working too hard." "[BOTH SCREAM]" "Monsieur Stonespring's order is coming right up." "CHEF:" "Ooh-Ia-Ia!" "What kind of dish do you call this?" "How's about Freddy and Barney To Go?" "Now that FIinthead's disappeared what do we do with all these phony tickets?" "Don't ask us, Rocky." "It was your idea." "Oh, yeah?" "well, this is my idea too." "How many times do I have to tell you kids?" "Get out and stay out!" "Barney, look!" "It's raining Stonespring tickets." "My prayers have been answered." "So have mine." "Yeah." "He'II be known as Freddy the Phony!" "Yeah, Operation humiliation is finally under way." "Wait till the kids hear about these Stonespring tickets." "I'II be a hero to them!" "Sure, they might even give you three cheers and hoist you up on their shoulders." "BARNEY:" "Like this." "Keep this up and you're not going to the concert." "Why?" "I paid for my free ticket, same as everybody." "So you did, my boy." "And you're gonna get your money's worth, same as everybody." "From now on, money's no object." "Is that another way of saying you're keeping the dough?" "Of course I'm not." "It means corsages for the girls." "And that's another thing." "Who goes to a rock concert without a stretch limo?" "We do." "Wrong." "Not when we got money to throw around." "could we throw some around at the dry cleaners first?" "This will be the biggest night of our lives, Barney." "And you know who's gonna get the credit for it?" "Your old friend, F.F." "F.F?" "flo FossiIman?" "She's not in our class, Freddy." "Freddy?" "That's right, operator, I'd Iike the number for the rolls Rock rental Agency." "rolls Rock rentals, Peter SnobsaIe here." "Yes, we have a limo available for tonight." "Is this to be cash or charge?" "Didn't I tell you FIinthead would call here?" "AII he had to do was see that stretch limo drive by." "Take it from me, the big spender will be spending the night in disgrace." "Okay, Barney, right this way." "Don't you think we may have overdone this a little?" "We're talking about a class act, Barney." "A class act." "And just wait until the class catches his act." "Yeah, Iike I say, kids, there's nothing too good for my classmates." "You can say that again." "This limo must have cost an arm and a leg." "Right, but it's not his arm and it's not his leg." "That's exactly what worries me." "How's Freddy paying for this?" "Maybe his newspaper route pays better than we thought." "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]" "Way to go!" "Whoever thought we'd be riding to the Stonespring show in a limo?" "AII that's missing is junk food." "I say, junk food picnic, anyone?" "Oh, how marvedo!" "I just adore roughing it!" "Hey, yeah." "A catered pig-out!" "And there's the pig." "Bet he can out-eat you, Freddy." "Like owner, Iike pet." "Look, kids." "We're here!" "The fossil Forum!" "Haven't I always told you, girls, rich is so much more fun than poor?" "But only if you can afford it." "How about it, Freddy?" "Can we really afford all this?" "Not to worry, WiIma." "You know what they say:" ""Never look a gift horseassaurus in the mouth!"" "Okay, kids, seats are waiting!" "Heh, heh, here it comes." "This is where Freddy gets his." "The moment of humiliation." "FREDDY:" "Freddy FIintstone's party." "Where do we sit, please?" "Excuse me, gentlemen, would you please step this way?" "probably wants to show us the VIP section." "Be right with you, girls." "[BOTH SCREAM]" "If these are the VIP seats, I'd hate to be in the balcony!" "MALE COP:" "Quiet, you!" "Okay, kids, now where'd you get these fake Stonespring tickets?" "Fake?" "These are genuine!" "I'd stake his life on it." "Hey, thanks, Freddy." "It's nice to be appreciated." "You better take another squint at the date, sonny." "This year is 1 million B.C. These tickets are for 1 million and 1 B.C." "They can't be." "We got these tickets fair and square." "That's right." "You see, we'd just been thrown out of this hotel when" "will you let me do the talking?" "You see, all of a sudden, these tickets just came floating down out of the blue." "The old "floating down out of the blue" story." "Aw, how many times have we heard that?" "It's the truth." "It was right outside Brick's hotel." "He probably threw them down himself." "He knows my father." "Yeah." "You wanna shake the hand that shook the hand that shook--?" "I think I got too many shakes in there." "will you be quiet?" "Both of you be quiet!" "Get rid of these two before I change my mind." "[SIGHS IN RELIEF]" "Thank you, sir." "Does that mean we can still see the show?" "Not with these tickets." "Now scram!" "Is that a no?" "Where are they?" "We'II miss the concert." "Oh, give the boys a chance." "I'm sure there's an explanation." "But with Freddy, even his explanations need explanations." "It's gonna break their hearts to miss the concert." "I can't face up to it, Barney." "Why don't we just tell them the truth?" "We spent their money for nothing." "Not we, I spent their money and I'm taking the blame." "Gee, I guess there's a first time for everything." "What's the worst that can happen?" "You really wanna know, FIinthead?" "The worst is that the whole class will hate you." "Except for wilma." "She'II despise you." "Yeah, but aside from that?" "Forget it, Barney." "I'm leaving town." "No one will ever speak to me again anyway." "Freddy!" "Wait!" "Don't take the coward's way out." "On the other hand, I know some pretty successful cowards." "Freddy FIintstone!" "Why aren't you inside?" "You said you were going to the concert with the kids." "Uh, uh...." "Hi, Mom, Pop, what are you two doing here?" "Hey, man, they're my special guests." "You related?" "[GIBBERS]" "This is our son, Freddy, the one I told you about." "Oh, I hear you're one of my biggest fans." "[GIBBERS]" "Anything special you'd Iike to hear?" "Yeah...." "[GIBBERS]" "I know you said you'd do all the talking, Freddy, but you mind if I interrupt?" "He likes all your songs." "He's just a little nervous about meeting you, Brick." "Ed was the same way about meeting Lawrence WeIksIag!" "I hear you." "You coming to see our show tonight?" "I" " I" " I...." "translated, that means, "I" " I haven't got any tickets."" "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]" "ANNOUNCER:" "And now let's welcome the Big Bronto himself Brick Stonespring!" "Heh, heh, I sure taught that FIinthead a lesson." "Yeah, but if we was up any higher, Rocky, we'd be getting nosebleeds!" "Yeah, keep yapping and you'II get one anyway!" "At least we got here, they didn't." "Oh, didn't they?" "Oh, no!" "No!" "It can't be him!" "This first number's dedicated to all the kids at Bedrock elementary and especially Freddy FIintstone!" "It's him!" "Wait there Freddy, baby" "Rock, rock, rock with me Rock with me!" "Stay there Freddy, baby" "I still don't understand how you pulled this off, Freddy." "Just a matter of using my secret words." "I'II be sorry for asking, but what are they?" "Yabba-dabba-Brick!"