" DAVE:" "Ready, Theodore?" " Ready!" " [baseball thuds]" " Okay, Theodore, much better." "But this time, don't catch the ball with your face." " Oh?" "Oh?" "Got it, Dave." "Okay." "Throw it again." " [baseball thuds]" " Dave, Dave, tonight is the series finale of "Dino Discovery."" " Uh, looking forward to it, Simon." " ♪" " [piano music]" " Dave, why can't we ever do fun stuff?" " What do you mean?" "We do fun stuff." " No, no, Dave." "I mean just you and me." "Two bachelors on a wild weekend!" " You and me?" " Yeah." "You know, like you do fun stuff with Theodore, you do fun stuff with Simon." " I'd love to do fun stuff with you, Alvin." "What did you have in mind?" " I'd like you and me to spend a whole weekend together doing anything I want." " Pssst!" "Pssst!" "Dave!" "No, Dave, no." " Anything you want?" " Yeah!" " No, no, Alvin." "That's..." "that's not possible." " Oh, ho, it's possible, all right." "You just don't wanna do it." "Simon and Theodore are probably your favorites." "Just admit it." " Oh, Alvin." "I'll tell you what." "You do your chores, and I mean all your chores, for a month and you and I will spend a weekend alone doing whatever you want." " Deal!" " Oh!" " ♪" "♪" " [piano music]" " Get ready for the best weekend of your life, Dave, because I have got exciting plans." " Yeah, uh, why don't you check with Simon and Theodore?" " No, no, no, Dave." "This is just you and me." "Remember?" " What are you talking about?" " What am I talking about?" "Only our agreement." " ♪" " Bandages, gauze, splint, anti-venom, tourniquet." "Uh, Dave, knowing Alvin, you're gonna need this." " Oh, thanks." " [doorbell ringing]" " Oh, oh, that should be Miss Miller." "I asked her to watch you guys while I'm away." " MISS MILLER:" "Hello?" "Boys?" "I'm here!" "Oh, we're gonna have such a good time." "Where is everybody?" " I'm not speaking to you, mister." " Please don't do this, Dave." " Come on, guys, Alvin earned this." "I can't let him down." "Besides, how bad can it be?" "Alvin, I can't do this." " Aw, is widdle Davey scared?" "Should I call the waaa-ambulance?" " Alvin, that is not what I need." " Oh, ho, no problem, Dave." "I know exactly what you need." " Whoa!" "[gasping]" " I love it!" "Geronimo!" " DAVE:" "Oh, no!" " ♪" " Whew!" "[yelping]" " [camera shutter clicks]" " Oh... oh..." "That was something." "So, shall we have a nice relaxing lunch, and then maybe a nap and..." " Lunch?" "Oh, Dave, it's only 8:30." "Come on, we're off to Barracuda Island where we'll be swimming, oh-ho, with the sharks." " Alvin, this is too dangerous." " Well, not to worry, 'cause if you get scared, all you have to do is press the "I'm a little baby" button, and a macho manly-man diver will pull you out, and give you a fresh diaper." " Very..." " [metal clanks]" " DAVE: [gasping]" " [water splashes]" " ♪" " Alvin, no!" "[gurgling]" " ♪" " DAVE: [gurgling]" " ♪ Me I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I'll do it every day ♪" "♪ I'll do it my way ♪" "♪ Me I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I'll do it every day ♪" "♪ I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I'm do it my way ♪" "♪ I'll do it every day ♪" "♪ I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ Watch me do it alive in the music ♪" "♪ You know I'm the truest ♪" "♪ The chipmunk movement believe ♪" "♪ Do it like me ♪" "♪ Never copy ♪" "♪ Let them all just stop me ♪" "♪ We be where the party be ♪" "♪ Around town ♪" "♪ Running with the team yeah ♪" "♪ I can be the scene yeah ♪" "♪ It's time for the show ♪" "♪ Now for the encore ♪" "♪ I know they want more ♪" "♪ Make 'em jump up on the dance floor ♪" "♪ Go go ♪" "♪ I'm a party chipmunk ♪" "♪ Alvin flying' ♪" "♪ Right from the top ♪" "♪ I'm a party chipmunk ♪" "♪ Alvin flying' ♪" "♪ Right from the top ♪" "♪ Me, I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I do it every day ♪" "♪ I'll do it my way ♪" "♪ Me, I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I'll do it every day ♪" "♪ I'm Alvin ♪" "♪ Chipmunk's my way ♪" "♪ That's what I say ♪" "♪ I'm Alvin the chipmunk ♪" "♪ Me, I'ma do it my way ♪" "♪ I do it every day ♪" "♪ I'ma do it my way ♪" " [camera shutter clicks]" " ALVIN:" "Come on, Dave." "Focus." "Focus." "You can do this, big fella." "Last one and we win the prize." "Wait!" "Just remember... it's all in the wrist." "Keep your eyes on the balloon, focus on the..." " Alvin, please!" " You got it." "You got it." "Stop!" "The wind just shifted." "It's blowing to the right." " Okay, now, stop." "I was just about to throw." " Oh, please, Dave, you were about to miss." "I saved you." "Do it!" " [balloon pops]" " Oh, ho, ho, yes!" "I've got the coolest dad ever!" " [camera shutter clicks]" " You see, Dave, I told you nothing bad would happen." "D-Dave?" " DAVE: [snoring]" " Dave!" "Oh, no, you don't." "You can't fall asleep." " Wha... what?" " I made dinner reservations on a submarine." " Alvin, just close your eyes for a second." "For f-five seconds and I'll buy you... [yawning] an extra dessert." " Dave, I know I don't tell you this enough, but I think you're pretty awesome." "[yawning]" " You're pretty..." "[yawning] awesome yourself, Alvin." " ALVIN: [snoring]" " DAVE:" "Mmmm..." " BOTH: [snoring]" " ALVIN:" "Oh, Dave, look what I can do." " DAVE:" "Sure." " ALVIN:" "So... awesome." " DAVE:" "Oh..." " ALVIN:" "[muttering sleepily]" " DAVE: [snoring]" "No, you can't..." "No, no, Alvin." " Huh?" " ♪" " MAN ♪1:" "Did you wanna see me, Boss?" " MAN ♪2:" "What are we gonna do with them two idiots, huh?" "Listen to me, these punks know where we is." "We gotta get rid of 'em." " MAN ♪1:" "Put 'em in back of the old squad car." "We'll take 'em somewhere they won't ever be found, right?" " ALVIN: [gasps]" "Dave!" "Wake up, Dave!" "There are guys out there and they're up to no good." " Huh?" "Where..." "Where are we?" " I don't know, Dave." "We've been taken." "And unless we get out now, we're gonna be goners." " Wait?" "What?" "Goners?" "Are... are you sure?" " [tail slapping face] Dave, listen to me now." "I was standing a foot away." "I heard everything." " Get in the car." " I'm in the car." "Step on it." " [tires squealing]" " [gate clanks]" " [car zooming]" " [siren wailing]" " Oh, thank goodness, the police." " Oh, no, no, no, Dave." "Those aren't the police." "They said they'd use a squad car to get rid of us." " OFFICER:" "Pull your car over." "I repeat, pull your car over." " I've gotta pull over." " I'm telling you once and for all, it's a trick." " ♪" " Alvin, no!" " Quit fighting me, Dave." " Give me... no!" "[screaming]" " [siren wailing]" " [flash bulb pops]" " OFFICER:" "All right, destruction of property..." " But... but..." " OFFICER:" "Disturbin' the peace." " Well, that..." " Failure to obey an officer's instructions." " No." "No." " Refusin' to pay towing' costs." " [flash bulb pops]" " [nervous giggle] - [flash bulb pops]" " I couldn't last a day in the slammer." "You've gotta listen to me." " A-Alvin?" " Also, I do have a little request." "Um, I didn't really love my mugshot." " Alvin... [nervous laugh] they're letting us go." " Oh... [nervous laugh] Well, it's been real, boys." "[nervous laugh]" "It's nice that the police let us go with just a warning." "Huh, Dave?" "What a weekend!" "Huh, Dave?" "I mean, was that a blast or what?" " No, Alvin, it was not a blast." "It was the worst weekend of my life." " ♪" "♪" " [sighing]" " ♪" " Alvin, uh, I want to apologize." "It wasn't the worst weekend of my life." "In fact, it was probably the most memorable, and although I wouldn't say it was fun, necessarily, it was unique and wonderful, and I wouldn't have wanted to do it with anyone else in the world." " [gasping] Unique and wonderful?" "So, probably one of the best weekends of your life, huh?" " Well, certainly the most unexpected." " Oh, maybe we can do it again next weekend." " Uh, no, Alvin." " Oh, Dave, but there's so much left on my list." " Huh?" " Oh, I'm going to the attic." "I think I've got my rock money there." "Himalayas, here we come!" " No, Alvinnn!"