"©" "©" "© P@rM!" "nder" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™ Mobile - +919815899536" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!" "Brother!"" ""Brother is very clever." "Takes tension never ever."" ""Brother is very clever." "Takes tension never ever."" ""Brother is very clever." "Takes tension never ever."" ""But now there is trouble.."" ""The situation is troublesome.."" "'What if a person has multiple names?" "'" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!" "Brother!"" ""Trouble, trouble, double trouble!"" ""Trouble, trouble, double trouble!"" ""The fire is doused, just ashes remain."" ""lt's neither sweet nor salty nor bland plain."" ""The fire is doused, just ashes remain."" ""lt's neither sweet nor salty nor bland plain."" ""To visit a market when broke, Finding a fix is your only hope."" ""My cracker went dead, my life is a mess."" ""Here comes trouble.."" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!" "Brother!"" ""Trouble, trouble, double trouble!"" ""Trouble, trouble, double trouble!"" ""Brother has lost his touch." "He lost his balance, his charm."" ""Brother has lost his touch." "He lost his balance, his charm."" ""Trouble was standing outside when wife sat in the car."" ""lt's a catch-22 situation." "He got into trouble."" ""There will be loads of confusion he gets trapped.."" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother."" "I don't know whether it's black cataract or white cataract." "There's complete darkness." "First switch on the torch, doctor." "He is talking nonsense." " Oh, sorry." "A little white and a little black." "A little white on black?" "Doctor, will daddy survive it?" "Fools, no one dies because of cataract!" "Father, you cannot see." "Taking advantage of this fact what if our enemy Jagtar kills you?" "Doctor, keep me in the hospital till you don't operate on eyes." "I cannot tolerate this nonsense without my sight." "Brother, till he doesn't get his sight back.." "..no one should find out that he cannot see." "What says that I cannot see?" " He says so." "Tell me his name!" "I cannot see him!" "Brother, I'm ruined!" "Brother!" "Who is it!" " Save me!" "Just same me, brother!" "Who is it?" "Come before me and talk." "Daddy, why are you confusing him?" "He's standing right in front of you." " Yes." "Tell me, what is it?" "My brother Joginder went to Jagtar Singh." "So?" " They will take over my land, sir." "How can he dare to seize it!" "I'll see all of them!" "You cannot see one, how will you see all of them." "You'll not know who beat you." "My useless child wants his father beaten." "He's standing over there." " Forget him!" "You tell me, what we should do about your land." "He's dealing with your eyes." "He's the one with issues ofland." "Okay, fine." " You.." "Your land is vacant?" " Yes." "Do one thing." "Start Jumbo circus there." "Then we'll see who dares to face the lions." "A circus in a village?" "There can be a fair in the village but not a circus?" "Yes." "That's right." "My kids have said the right thing for the first time." "You go and start the circus." "All of you come to my land." "The circus will start on its own." "Hey!" " l meant who needs lions when I have you guys." "Fine, boys." "Get your arms and saddle your horses!" "Daddy, we don't have any horses." "Son, jeeps have started only some time ago." "And I've memorized these lines long back." "Let's go." "How much longer will it take for you to attach the pot?" "I'm in a bad state and you are still working on it!" "Just some more time, sir." "Scoundrels, you've removed this one.." "..and you cannot place the new one." "Now much can a person control!" "Sir, please don't apply so much pressure." "There is a chance oflosing control." " Hurry up!" "Consider it done, sir." "What done!" "He's done for!" "Hurry up!" "Billa.." "Couldn't you have told me last night.." "..that a plumber is coming over in the morning?" "I wouldn't have had any laxative." "Sir, you can do this later." "Charan's men will seize the land." "I've got rid of constipation with great difficulty." "And you are concerned about a seizure?" "Damn you!" "Hurry up!" "Sir, you look very uncomfortable." "Do one thing." "Sit on the pot." "We'll have you lifted with the pot and fit it." "Wait for some more time." "Then you can make me sit on the pot.." "..take it to the village square and make my statue." "So that people know how Jagtar Singh died." "Sir, both get the work done." "Yes, fine." "Charan Singh fixes an English pot." "He sits like a king.." "..and we keep getting cramps by sitting on the Indian style?" "Hurry up." "They will seize the land!" "My son Jeeta can handle such trivial matters." "What will Jeeta alone?" "There are 10-12 of them." "Hey, a Jat doesn't count people while thrashing them." "He just thrashes them." "Ask Jeeta to go there." "I'll finish this and come." "By the way, where is Jeeta?" ""Frooti with home brewed liquor!"" ""Add lemon to bring out the taste!"" ""Frooti with home brewed liquor!"" ""Add lemon to bring out the taste!"" ""He is no son of Jat if hasn't made his enemy run away!"" ""There's no high, no lie, for a father who isn't proud of his son."" ""There's no high, no lie, for a father who isn't proud of his son."" ""l've heard that everything tastes good when you're fed by your beloved."" ""Even the brave and the mighty have been defeated by beauty."" ""Have been defeated by beauty."" ""People lose a lot when they fall in love but they win over hearts."" ""There's no high, no lie, for a father who isn't proud of his son."" ""There's no high, no lie, for a father who isn't proud of his son."" ""lt's rare you call someone a criminal.." "..if he hasn't been to a police station."" ""lt's rare you call someone scrapper if he hasn't fought with any one."" ""lf he hasn't fought with any one."" ""He is no street performer who hasn't entertained his lane."" ""There's no high, no lie, for a father who isn't proud of his son."" ""There's no high, no lie, for a father who isn't proud of his son."" "There's a lot of noise." "Are our men beating them or are they getting beaten?" "For now, they are getting beaten up." "What times have come!" "There was a time I used to fight now I cannot even watch it." "Don't worry, papa." "Every day is not the same." " Yes." "Daddy, I think we should leave." "You wouldn't be able to run in a hurry." "My crummy children." "They kept scaring me from the time they have been born." "I'll see each one of them!" "Say, I'll hear each one of them!" "I'll slap you, you thickskulled one!" "Shut up!" "Stop!" "Charan Singh, you cannot escape today." "That's Jagtar Singh's voice." "It's not just his voice that here, Jagtar Singh is here too." "Good that you came here on your own, Jagtar Singh." "Today, I'll get rid of the cause of this enmity." "My leg!" "Did this tyre have to burst now!" "A bullet has been shot." "Enough of this, Jagtar Singh, Charan Singh." "We'd to make a permanent police station.." "..in this village because of your enmity." "Inspector, you cannot place two swords in one scabbard." "Why can't they, if we use a bigger scabbard?" "What do you mean, inspector?" "Expand your hearts." "Instead of using your guns everyday.." "..why don't you sit and take out all your grudges?" "Inspector, you've said an intelligent thing." "I too can see only darkness in this path." "Rest all depends on Jagtar Singh." "Damn you, you talk of love and yet you don't face me." "At least talk while looking at me." "According to me, I'm looking at you." "You've lost everything but not your pride." "Heed my advice and talk this out.." "..otherwise I'll arrest you under such sections.." "..that even your kids will marry in Tihar Jail." "Give it in the Guinness Book, sons." "It's a world record." "Two blood thirty enemies became buddies in 15 minutes." "Charan Singh's daughter Roop.." "Will marry my son, Jeeta." "What?" " What?" "What?" " What?" "And the day I become a grandpa.." "is the same day when I too will become a grandpa!" "No!" "This is not possible." "I asked you two to compromise." "I didn't ask you two to form a relationship." "But now there is a relationship, inspector." "Yes, now there is a relationship." "It's great." "This will also make your police station go away from this village." "Yes!" "But why are you saying this while not looking into his eyes?" "We haven't stolen anything." "Look into his eyes and talk to him." "Yes, you are right." "But you too remember.." "If you back out from your word and disgrace me.." "..then will land will be covered with blood." "Charan Singh, say these things to me." "What does the inspector have to do with it?" "No, there is a saying that we you to tell your daughter.." "..talk to your daughter-in-law." "But for us now Roop is our daughter and our daughter-in-law." ""Brother in problem!"" "That's a nice comprise." "Wow, Roop." "I thought you must've felt bad." "Why did you have to make them hug each other?" "Then what else would've I done?" "Arrest my future father-in-law?" "I asked them to end their enmity." "I didn't ask them to form relationships." "You've cleared the exams of being an inspector.." "..but you act like you are a judge." "lfl would've been a judge both of them would've been in prison." "I could have done so with Jagtar Singh.." "..but would it look good to sentence my father-in-law?" "What if he would've refused to get us married?" "As if now he is ready to accept you as his son-in-law." "Fine, let me get married to him." "I'll tell my son, greet him, son." "He's your converted uncle." "Say good things." "They have just fixed it, it's not like you're already engaged or married." "Oh my, you are so eager to have a son." "I'll find a solution." "Be patient." "If you don't find a solution then I'll make sure that I go to.." "..my husband's house passing through your police station." "No, Roop." "This is not possible." "Before that happens, I'll get myself transferred." "No!" "Listen to me!" " Get transferred!" " Listen to me!" ""Kids of Jats enjoy.."" "Where are you going?" "I'm leaving the house." "I'm going to the city." "Why?" "Instead of marrying the girl of my father's choice.." "..it is better that I go to the city and make a living polishing shoes." "Your father kept feeding you all your life.." "..but you never polished his shoes." "What will I tell Charan Singh as to where are you?" "Tell me, he kept drinking and loitering around here." "He has gone to the city to work." "He'll say that you should work here." "What's wrong with this work?" "You call this work?" "People sweat and work hard to make a living." "And we make a living by breaking bones." "People eat bones and you can't survive.." "..on a living from breaking bones?" "Where will you stay?" "Uncle Balli is dead?" "When?" "I said, is uncle Balli dead?" "I'll stay with him." "My brother-in-law." "Dramaturge." "He spent all his life doing dramas." "What do you think he'll make you an officer?" " Yes." "As if you've got me the post of SHO and I'm going on a vacation." "Here, I've to wear a helmet even ifl have to walk on the street." "Who knows from where someone will come and hit me." "Listen to me, I'll be your worst enemy if you go stay with him." "He's got married to an orchestra dancer who is half his age." "Yes." "So you are jealous about that." "I'll slap you." "Get lost!" "You'll come back running to me once all your money is over." "I'm going." "Tell Charan Singh's daughter that.." "..she should marry someone else and not wait for me." "I'll going to uncle Balli's house." "Uncle Balli will be so happy to see my after all these years." "Get out of here, you swine!" "Don't show me your ugly face." "Like this." "Speak with strength." "A write can only write." "An actor beings it to life." "Come on, kids." "Take a 15 minutes break." "I'll meet my nephew." "Uncle.." "Your sandals." " Yes." "Be happy." "How did your father release the rope today?" "He won't release it." "Today, I broke the rope and came here." "Good." "The cops in your area must've got some relief." "True." "There from eating food to.." "..going to the toilet one needs dad's permission." "Look, he told me, you'll marry the girl I select." "Now tell me." "This wouldn't have happened if my sister would've.." "..married someone of her own choice." "What are you saying, uncle?" "Then even I wouldn't have been alive." "Fine." "Let bygones be bygones." " Yes." "But this is wrong." " True." "How can your father getting you married without your consent?" "Marriage is something which is fun only if one consents it." "True, otherwise people enjoy your fights." "Stop laughing, your aunt is here." "Really?" " Yes." "Come on, seek her blessings." "Oh my!" "That's Sweetie, Bulbul Orchestra's dancer." "Where is it mentioned that a dancer can't be anyone's aunt." "No, she is a very good aunt." "I mean aunt is a very good dancer." "Yes." " Yes." "Which song of yours was famous, that.." ""Today, we'll spend the night together.." "..and pray that the sun doesn't rise."" "Uncle, believe me, when aunt dances to this song.." "..boys just go crazy." "The groom doesn't as much gifts as much people shower over aunt." "I think I've seen you somewhere." "You forgot Ludhiana?" ""Give me a sip and spill the rest on me?"" "It's not one sip, it's two sips." "Uncle, it's two sips but I said one out of respect to aunt." "You remember when you danced to this song.." "..I gave you my Rado watch." "You didn't give it to me." "Now that is what I can say before uncle." "But you came to Hoshiarpur to take it back." "I gave it to you because I was drunk that night." "The next morning when I woke up and I released.." "..it was worth Rs. 1.25 lakhs, I came back for it." "Forget it." "He is my nephew." "He'll stay with us." " Yes." "Fool, seek her blessings." "She might be younger than you but you should respect the relationship." "Bend down." " Yes." "Now what will you do?" " l'll do anything, uncle." "Except for a degree in what you teach." "Now you are talking like your father." "No, it's nice." "But it's difficult." "Not everyone is talented like you." " True." "Fine, I'll do something." "I've a friend, Sandeep, I'll ask him." " Okay." "He'll find something for you." " Fine." "What does he do?" "For the time being he's handling two projects." "Two projects." "I'm ruined. - l'm ruined." "And I'm torn apart because of you two." "Listen to me." "Jasmeet.." "Anu.." "I used to think what kind of a job is this?" "I don't see his face from Monday to Thursday." "And I used to think what kind of a job is this?" "He goes missing on Fridays and Saturdays." "Come home, I'll show you." "Come home." "Come home, I'll show you." " Hello, listen to me." "Come home, I'll show you." " Listen to me." "Come home." " Listen to me." "Listen to me.." "Here." "Here." "Divide me into two like this coat." "Each one of you take one half home with you." "Even a torn coat cannot cover a person.." "I'm a single person handling two households." " Tell me something." "What was wrong with our wedding that you married her?" "There was shortage of snacks." "My uncle is still angry with me." "He didn't get curd snacks." "Tell me, you said 300 guests will come.." "..and you bring 800 guests along." "Obviously there will be shortage of food." "What do I do, I've a lot of relatives." "I couldn't everyone during our wedding so I had to get married again." "Why did you hide this fact from me that you're already married?" "Tell me, will anyone ever say that?" "I'll eat poison today." "I'll hang myself today." "Why are both of you dying?" "Do a toss." "If both of you die, I'll have to marry again." "Don't you have any shame, you've ruined us.." "..and now you want to get married again!" "I'm the one who is ruined." "My condition is such that a government official is doing side business." "He can neither do his job well, nor does his shop run well." "But today you'll have to decide who is she to you and who am I." "Okay then listen." "You are the government job that I got." "And this is the shop that I started." "Sandeep, open your eyes." "They are open." "Open your eyes!" " They are open!" "Open your eyes!" " They are open!" "Open your eyes!" " They are open!" "Oh God!" "Open your eyes!" "Maninder!" "Sandeep, please wake up." "Open your eyes." " What happened?" "Have a look." " What happened?" " l wonder what's wrong." "Sandeep.." "Get up." "He's up." " What happened?" "Jasmeet?" "Anu?" "Anu?" " Who Anu?" "Anu.." "Anu.." "Guess what I was going to ask." "What do we know what you were going to ask." " Yes." "I wanted to ask whether the maid has come." "The maid?" "What work do you have with our maid?" "I told her to wake me up at 8:00am." "I think she's late." "Brother-in-law, she comes here at 10." "How can she wake you up at 8:00am." "Did you drink less last night?" "How many times have I told you not to interfere in our personal matters!" "Because of your interference we don't have a personal life." "Otherwise, you would've been called uncle by our kids." "I'm already very upset, don't trouble me more." "This is the effect of your Monday to Thursday tours." "Please don't go today." "Take a leave this week." "The amount of burden I have on me.." "..I cannot hang myself but I cannot take a leave." "Get up and heat some water." "I want to go have a bath." "Hot water in such a hot weather?" "Why are you so confused?" "Are you alright?" "Yes, hot water." "I have tonsils." "I want to gargle with it." "I'll have a bath with cold water." "Listen, he won't go anywhere else." "Why don't you make him join a school again?" "People keep pets, we endure a pig." "I think your brother-in-law is unwell." "Sister, you think he is unwell, I feel he is crazy." "Okay." "Bye." " Have a safe journey." "Bye." " Bye." "Open it." "What are you waiting for?" "You should've washed it last night." "It would've dried by now." "Right?" "Hello, sister-in-law." "Hi." "How's sister-in-law?" "She is fine." "Good." "And how's sister-in-law?" "She too is fine." "Sister-in-law, where are you going so early in the morning?" "I've to attend a wedding." "I've told her, I run a famous theater group." "My photo gets printed in the newspaper at least once every six months." "Stop attending these weddings." "You are just famous." "It's the orchestra that runs this house." "Sister-in-law, your work is also very difficult." "Drunkards keep the money in between their teeth and they dance." "They don't let go ofit easily." "You have to use your teeth to take them." "True." "I've kept your dress in the bag." "Also put the "Jalebi Bai" CD in it." " Okay." "Son, car keys are inside, on the table." "Get them." " Okay." "It has dried." " Yes." "What is this?" "None of your businesses is doing well.." "..and yet you've employed two servants." "He's new?" " He's my nephew." "What nephew, he's trouble." "My brother-in-law is a goon." "He's worse than his father." "He doesn't do anything other than break people's bones." "It's an idler, I say." "You are doing great, son." "Three days here and four days there." "Why don't you enjoy such fun?" "One marriage causes a person to run." "Two marriages cause a person to go on his all fours." "He's like a dog without a tail." "Okay." " Uncle, the car keys." "Give it to me." "Here you go." " Here you go." "Here's yours." "Sorry, son, I asked you to open the gate." "It's okay." "You are uncle's guest." "Otherwise, forget the gate I could open a person within a minute." "Fine, then." "I'll make a move." "Bye." "Okay." "Fine." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "nder" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ" "Uncle, is he the same friend of yours who was supposed.." "..to find some work for me?" "Not really a friend, he's just someone I know." "He's a debauchee." "He has two wives." "A debauchee." " Yes." "You are here!" " No, I'm still on the way." "If you massage me with that oil then it'll calm all my tense muscles." "My mother had told me that one should always welcome.." "..a hard working husband by pouring some oil on the door." "Brother!" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Look at that!" "She's behaving as if she's receiving me at the airport." "I stay here." "A brother might have gone out to get curd." "And he might return after 20 minutes." "But his sister will miss him." "You should be polite to her." "Okay, so you want me to act like the guys in old movies?" "Wow." "My darling has grown so much in all these days!" "She is so beautiful." "Stop this." "That stupid jeweler is here, to give the rent for the shop." "Meher Singh, then it goes like this." "The fragrance of flowers and the scent of roses.." "Isn't rose a flower?" "And then fragrance and scent.." "Meher Singh, let me finish." "Fine." "Go ahead." "The fragrance of flowers and the scent of roses.." " Wonderful." "Both are the same." "I didn't say they are different." "Hello." " Hello." "Hi, dad." " Bless you, son." "When did you come?" "I've sat through eight poems I think." "You didn't go to the doctor to get your medicines?" "Son, the doctor said he'll send the medicines at home." "I shouldn't take the trouble of going there." "I think the doctor doesn't like poetries." "Anyway, I though it's time.." "..the pay the rent of the whole year at one go." "One thing less to worry about then." "According to Rs. 50 per month.." "That's the whole amount." "Rs. 600." "Please count them." "Good that you brought a suitcase with you." "It's dangerous to keep such amount in your pocket." "One fears of being robbed, you see." "Rickshaw charges Rs. 100 from here to the depot." "And you have usurped our shop for Rs. 50 a month." "I haven't usurped it." "In the year 1943.." "..my father had rented that shop at Rs. 10 per month." "From your forefathers." "What's Rs. 10?" "I took a huge leap and increased the rent to Rs. 50." "No one is making money nowadays." "What kind of a drama is this?" "You charge Rs. 2000 a month to the snack seller.." "..which stands outside our shop." "He doesn't pay me." "Only I know how I eat the snacks and extract my rent." "I beg of you, please increase the rent." "We have a lot of expenses to cover." "We have to even get my sister married." "Hear that." "Now you want your tenant to pay for your daughter's wedding?" "Goodbye." "This family will never be happy with money." "They have exploited me." "Have some shame." "Bloody scoundrel." "He's a scoundrel, but he appreciates poetry." "There's a new poem, son.." "Let me breath." "I didn't even have water." "Drown me with your poem." "Did you tell him about the matrimonial ad we liked?" "What is it?" "You want me to marry for the third time?" "Third time?" " Third time?" "No.." "I mean God has blessed me with one who is equal to two." "Damn you." "Fool, I'm talking about Preet." "Oh my!" "She is feeling shy." "Fine. I say, if they are good people.." "Then we'll get her married soon." " Absolutely." "Dad, I beg of you, if things look like they will work out.." "..then you better keep control over your poems." "The Nabha family too stopped answering daddy's calls." "Anu, tell me that boy's phone number." "Yes. I'll give you the number." "Hit it." "Right away." "Who do I have to hit?" "Call him." " Tell me the number." "9872.. - 98.." "211.. - 72211 342 - 34.." "Jasmeet?" "How.." " What?" "Jasmeet?" "Jasmeet?" " Jasmeet?" "No. I meant "just meet."" "I think we should meet the boy and check him out." "Let's meet and see if things work out." "First let the call go through." "Well.." "There's no network." "I think it will be difficult for call to get through." "I can't get through." "I can't get through." "No network." "What happened?" " Here you go." "How will we get them married if we can't even get through his number?" "You can't get through, but I got through." "Hello?" " Hello." "Hi." " She's dialing the number?" "is she crazy?" "Give me the phone." "The ad you gave in the newspaper.." "Give it to me." " Yes." "Yes." " She will ruin everything." "Give it to me." "I wanted to talk to you about it." "His name is Maninder." " Someone ask her to keep quiet." "What did you say his name is?" "His name is Maninder." "Maninder?" "Fine, we can change the name after marriage." "These women have gone mad." "Are we dead that they are doing the talking?" "Our girl's name is Preet." " Come on.." " Yes." "Fine, let's meet and talk then." "Sure." "But my husband has just gone on a tour." "I'll talk to him once he turns." "Great." "My husband has just turned from a tour." "I'll talk to him and then we'll meet." "Okay." "Thank you." " They won't form any new relationship." "They will also end the old ones, I say." "Make her keep quiet." "Are we dead?" "Why do women act so smart, I say?" "Okay." "Listen to me." " Yes?" "This is a good match." "I'm getting the vibes." "This will make a good match." "He is smart." " He is right." "Where are your feet?" "Let me touch them." "You will not interfere in this matter." "And especially you, Anu." "You will not interfere in this matter." "You guys are not involved in it." "I'll deal with it." "Her husband has gone on a tour." "Let him come back." "Then he and I.." "Let us talk." "Once we talk then we'll go ahead with this marriage." "I beg of you, none of you will interfere." "Otherwise, you'll see me dead if anyone tries to interfere." "Fine?" " Yes." "This match.. tear the page." "Tear the page?" " Tear the page and give it to me." "Give me the diary." "Give it to me." "Let me tear the page." "Where is the number?" "Okay. I'll handle everything." " Okay." "Don't worry." "We will get her married." "Brother looks so exited about this relationship." "I got it." "No problem." "Let them get married." "This will be the first wedding where the dowry will stay at home." "Pick it up from here and keep it over there." "They will keep the dowry at home but remove the brother-in-law." "Before the invites of this wedding get printed.." "..invites to my condolence meet will get printed." "It is also possible that this alliance makes.." "..both your wives embrace each other." "And they forgive you for your sins." "Right?" "And I'll confuse everyone." "Here he met as a brother and gave a blanket.." "..and there met as a brother-in-law and took a ring." "It's confusing." " Think about yourself and not the people." "Why shouldn't I think about the people?" "What will my wives tell them?" "That we two are like sisters?" "Listen, let's send a nice marriage proposal to your brother-in-law." "He won't go to meet your sister." "Right?" "Mr. Thingra, you are 60 years old." " 59, brother. 59." "Okay, one less." "You should say sensible things considering your age." "Cheema, there is something we can do." "We'll show some other girl to your brother-in-law.." "..instead of your sister." "Someone who will disappoint him." "Perfect." "Absolutely fine." "And show my family some other boy instead of my brother-in-law." "Someone who makes my family screams." " Yes." "This means now we need a disgusting boy." "And a girl who will leave a bad impression." "That's all." " Yes." "I've an amazing girl in mind." "She is so good." "You can create as bad an impression as you want." "Yes. lt will be done." "You ask your brother-in-law to go to Bungalow No. 4840, Sector 5." "Wow." "They give in a vip sector." "By the way, nice house." "is it yours or is it on rent?" "It was on rent." " Okay." "But we usurped it." "Who can dare to ask us to leave!" "Right?" " True." "The girl.." " She is preparing the chicken for dinner." "Yes." " She'll make a chicken dish?" "No, I'll make it." "She's just slaughtering it." "A girl is slaughtering a chicken?" "What's so great in that?" "She is very smooth on goats." "We are not into cutting chicken and all.." "She won't cut them after marriage." " Yes." "She'll pressure cook a live chicken." "Maninder, we'll miss the bus." "Right?" " Yes." "Listen.." "Don't worry about the bus." " Yes." "Yes." "Our daughter will drop you home in her open jeep." "True." " What ifit's late?" "She will be alone at night." "Thieves, robbers, police.." "Don't worry about the thieves or the police." "She has setting on both sides." "Maninder, we'll miss our last bus." "Shall we go?" "Bye." " Please meet the girl before you leave." "Preet.." " Coming." " Maninder.." " Sister.." "Yes?" "Hi." "Hello." "Dear, how about a hug?" "Yes." "How are you?" "We meant, hug the sister." "She always goes for the boys first." "Sorry." " She is so naive." "No, it's okay." "Let's go, Maninder." "We'll miss our bus." "You are very brave." "You slaughter goats and chickens." "Well, it is a very funny story." "Okay, I'll tell you." "Once what happened was a lot of guests from village came to our house." "Daddy wasn't at home." "I kept wondering what I should do." "We don't order meat from outside." "So what I did was, for the first time in my life.." "..I had a big shot from my dad's liquor bottle." "Shot?" "After I had a shot, I started feeling dizzy." "I got some courage and I get a goat from our mansion's backyard." "I held the goat but it kept spilling off my hand." "I took a knife and slaughtered it." "I cooked and then served it." "Then I laughed like crazy when I saw that.." "..the goat is roaming in our mansion and our dog was missing." "I was drunk." "What you did to our guest.." "That is called feeding a dog." "Brother, we'll miss our bus." "I'm leaving you can come later." "Goodbye." " Bye." "Bye, sister." "Sister, wait, I'm coming." "Sister, at least give us your reply." "Consider it a yes." "That poor girl doesn't even use a mosquito repellent coil at night.." "..fearing that she might kill a mosquito." "And we made her slaughter dogs, goats, chicken and everything else." "Now we want a disgusting boy who can humiliate my family." "That's nothing." "Consider it done." "Wonderful." " Jeetaa." "Coming, uncle." "Come here, son." " Hi." "Hello." " Son, will you do us a favor?" "Sure, uncle. I'm not scared of hard work." " Very good." "You have to go to his house as a boy." "Strange." "Have you ever seen me wear anklets?" "I'm a boy." " No, it's not so." "There's a marriage proposal for his sister." " Okay." "But that boy is characterless." "But his family is adamant on marrying her to him." "I got it." "You want me to thrash the boy." "I'll have him hospitalized for 6 months." "Don't worry, uncle. I'm here." "Come out of your father's territory." " Okay." "You need to go in place of that boy and put a bad impression on them." "Father was right, "Your uncle will make you like him."" "Balli, will he leave a bad impression?" "He already has a bad impression." "Why?" "Do I salivate when I talk?" "Or do I stammer?" "You're making me talk!" "Very good." "Behave just like that before my family." "Their eyes will pop out ofits socket." "Hello." "So, tell me, son, what are your 'Ruchi'(hobbies)?" "Ruchi is no longer mine." "I left her in college." "Ruchi Sharma was having a lot of affairs." "Give him some water." "I haven't taken it away from him." "I'll know about him only when I talk to him, right?" "Son, how much do you like 'Kavita' (poems)?" " Kavita.." "Okay." "Okay." "You are talking about Balkishan's daughter." "People love to gossip." "He must've met her just 2-3 times." "Why don't you take your medicines and sleep for a while?" "Okay." "We like the girl." "But you still haven't seen the girl." "Well.." "My boy looks at every girl in the city." "It must be one of them." "Right?" "Consider her seen." "Kalicharan!" "No one from your family can do me any harm!" "Get lost!" "Get lost!" "Get lost!" "Sit down, son." "He will go away." "What happened, son?" "He is a guest here." "Please don't embarrass us over here." "You should leave us alone, scoundrel!" "Get lost!" "What's wrong, sister?" "From the past four years some Kalicharan.." "..keeps messing with this poor guy." "You mean, only he can see Kalicharan or have you seen him as well?" "I can.." " No." "Only he can see him." "We only see a black dot in the air sometimes." " Yes." "Come on!" "Come on!" "I'll.." "You'll fall from the sofa." "Ask him to sit down." " Sit down." "He cannot control this." "He has accidentally got his hands nicked by fan's blades." "Nicked his hand.." " By a fan's blade?" "Son, what is this issue with Kalicharan?" "Kalicharan?" "Who Kalicharan, uncle?" "Hear that." "The one who just came up there?" "I'm here since the time I've arrived." "I don't know who comes and goes at your place." "Yes. - l'll kill you again." " Sit down." "Brother, did Kalicharan come back?" "Who is Kalicharan?" "Be grateful that Kalicharan left quickly, son." "Otherwise, you would've once again nicked your hand." "Switch off the fan." "Kalicharan will keep coming here." "We'll get into trouble again." "I say, we should call the girl." " Yes." "No, she must not be ready as yet." "She must've not woken up as yet." "Come." "Look, Preet is here." "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "Hello." "Maninder." "Have a look at the girl." "Who knows when Kalicharan might return!" "Kalicharan?" "Now Kalicharan won't come here." "Such things never inform before coming." "Who knows when he might return!" "Now the chances are rare, brother." "Maninder, you shouldn't stare." "You might find a fault in her." "I think all the faults have just disappeared." "It something up there or am I mistaken?" " Yes." "Uncle, now there is only a fan up there." "No, please look carefully." "Kalicharan might have returned." "Brother, only real things come." "Be clear, son." "He doesn't keep well." "I'll tell you everything, very clearly." "Look, you might create a mess while clearing up." "We came here to see the girl after seeing the ad in the newspaper." "But after seeing how rich you are we thought.." "..that we are very poor compared to you." "We cannot get related to such a rich family." "Hence while coming here we planned.." "..that we'll make you say no for this relationship." "The truth is, I've never seen Kalicharan." "Nor have I ever nicked my hand by fan's blades." "Mom, dad.." "Please forgive me." "Their decency, simplicity, the girl's innocence.." "..and brother's naivety has made me tell the truth." "This is the truth." "Now you can either accept or reject this marriage proposal." "Please stand up, son." "Please come to me." "Such honesty, such decency, such pure heart.." "One rarely gets such kind of a son." "What kind of a drama is this?" "What do we know whether he was lying earlier or whether he is lying now?" "Calm down, son." "We have experience." "I can look into his eyes and say that he's telling the truth." "Maninder, what kind of a stupidity is this?" "Yes, ifit is stupid to tell the truth then I am stupid." "lfit is stupid to tell someone the right thing then I am stupid." "Yes, I'm crazy and stupid." "Don't say that, brother-in-law." " Don't worry, son." "Our richness is only a window dressing." "Our bungalow is mortgaged to the bank." "Our cars are bought on installments." "We all went to Manikaran last month with borrowed money." "We give our consent for this marriage proposal." "What do you say, dear?" "Here you go." "Congratulations, everyone." "Brother, don't over think this." "Come on, give him a hug." "Son, give him a hug." "Congratulations, sister." ""At night.."" ""At night.."" ""At night.."" ""At night.."" ""l can no longer sleep at night." "I stay wide awake!"" ""Save this boy, Oh Lord." "He says he is in love."" ""Save this boy, Oh Lord." "He says he is in love."" ""He says he is in love."" ""440 volts!" "All single girls are dangerous." " Single girls!"" ""440 volts!" "All single girls are dangerous." " Single girls!"" ""Those rosy cheeks ruined him!" "He is a goner."" ""Save this boy, Oh Lord." "He says he is in love."" ""Save this boy, Oh Lord." "He says he is in love."" ""He says he is in love."" ""Her style causes a lot of damage." "How do I handle this expense!" " How?"" ""Her style causes a lot of damage." "How do I handle this expense!" " How?"" ""He whistled at her yesterday, he has gone crazy!"" ""Save this boy, Oh Lord." "He says he is in love."" ""Save this boy, Oh Lord." "He says he is in love."" "I love you." "The girl slaps him." "Brother Balli!" "Brother Balli, ask your fraud nephew to come out!" "What happened?" " Don't you know what happened?" "Calm down." " How can I calm down?" "He caused all the mess before you." "Uncle.." " Hello." "Listen to me." "Just a minute." " Hello!" "Uncle, how do I send a friend request on Facebook?" "Whom do you want to send a request to?" " His sister." "You want to send a friend request to my sister!" "I'll pull out all your internet cables I'm warning you." "No, brother." "Not just to your sister." "I'll also send it to both your wives." "I'll make a family group." "Everyone should know who has how many wives." "Who is what and what is what." "Who is what?" "What is what?" "Balli, there is a limit to everything." "Earlier terrorists used to threaten on the internet.." "..now even roadside hooligans too have started threatening." "Brother Balli, talk some sense into him." "She is my sister." "Do you want your sister to always sit at home?" "Don't you want her to get married?" "I want her to get married, but not to someone like you." "Why?" "Do I emit black smoke that I'll change your sister's complexion?" "We are decent people." " Yes." "And we live off the streets." "You are from a family of hooligans, loafer." "No. I just told him that your father is a smart hooligan." "Look, uncle, you'll have to get me married to his sister." "Now it's up to you that you want to be there as a host.." "..or do you want to get thrashed and forced into it." "Well.." "Look, brother, if I wanted to be a hooligan then I wouldn't have left.." "..my father's place and come here at my uncle's to find work." "With Preet, it was love at first sight for me." "I feel that Preet too likes me." "And I want to marry her like a decent man." " Get lost." "I've dreamed of a nice boy for sister." "Brother, dreams are not always clear." "There's no proper lighting you see." "I feel I am the boy you dreamed of." "Now tell your sister to check her Facebook account." "I'm sending her a friend request." "Even ifl have to put virus on my sister's computer.." "..I'll make sure she doesn't accept your friend request." "Be smart, brother." "Tell your sister to accept my friend request." "Otherwise, she'll have to accept a lot of other things." "Son, you still haven't touched these sweets." "Mom, you've given me the sweetest thing of your life." "So these sweets don't really matter." "Bloody actor!" "You see, I crave love." "Sweets like these are available in the market for Rs. 5 a piece." "Son, it was for Rs. 5 when you must've last bought it.." "..it's now Rs. 10 a piece." "You want him to marry my sister?" "He doesn't know the price of sweets." "Brother, to run a house you should know of the bare necessities." "Sweets are a luxury item." " He is smart." " Yes." "He is smart." "What's so smart in that?" "There is something called general knowledge as well." "Come on, now you want me to give your sister or a degree?" "He is smart." " Yes." "He is smart." "Look, Preet is here with tea." "Hello." "Girls from decent family don't sit in the middle." "Okay, brother." "I'll sit on the side." "I meant not in the middle of a group." "Son, let us all go." "Let them talk." "Dad is right." " What do they want to talk about?" "They have talked enough." "You are just too much." "He might want to ask her so many things." "Why?" "Are they running a committee together?" "When I went to see you, we just exchanged two words." "Yes?" " Brother, your lucky number is two." "Okay." "You never told me." "You are a two-timer." "Mom, dad.." "There's a difference in being in the house and being outside." "lfl have your permission can I take Preet outside for some sweets?" "This will also help me know the price of sweets." "Whether it's for Rs. 5 or Rs. 10." "He is smart." " What's smart in that?" "They won't go outside." " Son, you both can go." "Don't listen to him." "He didn't take Anu out even after their marriage." "After all he has double responsibility." "I mean, family and job.." "Two things." "Preet, don't go too far." "Stay close to the house." "Thank you, mom, dad." "Now I'm sure you know the price of sweets." "What a beautiful place it is, isn't it?" "Are they hot?" " Yes, sir." "Thank you." "Piping hot." "Here you go." "By the way, you've a nice name." "Maninder." "Nice?" "Maninder." "My name puts me to sleep." "Maninder." "Don't say such things about my Maninder." "From when does Maninder belong to you?" "I mean, do you like me or my name?" "I like you." "Whether if your name Maninder, Balwinder.." "Or Jeeta." "Right?" "Jeeta?" "Yuck!" "Sounds like a name of a village goon." "Parents didn't think twice before naming their child." "How can anyone named Pappu ever become a DC?" "DC Pappu." " What are you talking about?" "Do you like Preet?" " Yes." "Jeeta.." "Maninder." "Maninder, I didn't understand one thing." "It looks as if your mother is only 5-7 years older than you." "Why so?" " Because she dances a lot." "What?" " l mean, she exercises a lot." "That's why." "Oh, modern mom." " Yes." "Oh wow." "Then she won't stop me from working after marriage." "She too loves to work." "Then I'll ask her what I should work as." "Come on." "She'll say start a DJ set up." "DJ?" "Yuck." "I love to dance." " Oh really?" "Can I open a dance academy?" "Mom won't object to it, will she?" "Object to it?" "She'll say I'll be its principal." "Come on, have a sweet to celebrate that." "Anu!" "Anu!" " Yes." "Look, your dream has come true." "What happened to mother?" "Hey, have I killed your mother that you want to kill his mother?" "No, the strategy of girls nowadays is.." "..that one should either have a nice mother-in-law.." "..or a dead mother-in-law." "Your childhood dream of watching a stage show will come true today." "I never dreamt of such a dream even in my dreams." "Oh really?" "But you were fighting with me in my dreams and saying.." "..that I never showed you a stage show." "Here you go." "Five passes." "Yours, mine and distribute the rest." "Why don't you even distribute your parents?" "Are we here to guard the house?" "Dad, I thought you won't understand a stage show." "He is saying the right thing." " What's right about that?" "Son, my knees have stopped working not my brains.." "..that I won't understand the show." "No, daddy." "All brother can see is sister-in-law." "It's as if we are standing behind fog." "No. I thought what interest you will have in a stage show." "Right?" "Well done, my boy." "What interest will we have?" "I used to participate in the Ramayana play when I was a child." "Till date no one has ever played a better.." "..more beautiful aunt Tadka than me." "Really?" " l used to do break dance in school." "That's why I got into a cast as soon as I was born." "They said my three bones where broken." "Come on, talented group." "Get ready." "Get dressed." "Let's go watch the show." "Come, help me with my clothes." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "After this performance in Raunak Mela 2013.." "..now we have one who steals young hearts, the life of this show.." "With the magic of her moves, we have on stage the delicate.." "..electrifying beauty, who makes every young man whistle.." "We present to you, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie." ""My rosy complexion!"" ""And my intoxicating eyes!"" ""My eyes.. played a mischief.."" ""And it caused havoc in the city!"" ""Looking at a beautiful girl.."" "Listen, the one who is causing havoc in the city.." "Doesn't she look like Preeti's mother-in-law?" "It's her." " No." "She isn't my mother-in-law." ""lt caused havoc in the city!"" "I say 100'/' it's her but perhaps its not her." " "lt caused havoc in the city!"" "It's her. lt looks like her." "Just a minute." "Oh God, she is of a loose character." "No. lt's possible she is dancing because she is happy.." "..that her son is getting married." "Right?" "But I think it's not her." " Call Maninder and ask him where she is." "Ask him." " She is right in front of us where else can she be?" "It's not her." "But even ifit's her, it's not a bad thing." "Daughters-in-law can't keep earning all their lives." "Even mothers-in-law should do some work." "Let's go." " Call him." "Come outside." "I'll call him." "Daddy, listen to me." "Look, the thing is.." "There's nothing wrong earning an honest living." "No matter how the mother-in-law is.." "Sometimes when you get a nice match.." "..you have to ignore a certain things." "He is saying the right thing." " lt's not right at all!" "Come on, everyone, let's go outside." "Let's go." "But what will Preet's mother-in-law think that we are leaving.." "..from the show in the middle?" " Let's go." ""lt caused havoc in the city!"" "Hello?" "Son, where is mother?" "At Katra and Jwala." "No, I'm talking about your mother." "She is with God." " What!" "I mean she is praying." "Son, please make me talk to her." "You'll have to talk in signs and gestures." " Signs and gestures?" "Forget it." "Let's go to his house." "It's not right to make gestures at my daughter's mother-in-law." "We'll come over to your place." " Home?" "Let's go." " But the song was about to end." "I think we should watch it." "Fine, we'll watch it at home if she is Preet's mother-in-law." "Let's go." " Let's go." " We are so worried and you are joking." "Chhotu.." " Yes?" "Be a woman." " That's not right, sir." "Wear aunt's clothes." " Have some shame." "She is your aunt." "I'll slap you." "He has such bad train of thoughts." "I mean, I want you to pretend to be aunt for some time." "But I cannot dance." "I don't want you to dance, I want you to pray." "One more thing, don't move from your place unless I ask you to." "Even if death beckons you." " Ok." "You'll get a liquor bottle in the evening." "Happy?" " Yes." "Hello." " Wonderful." "You have come to raid the house like income Tax officers." "Fine." "Most welcome." "This is your own house." "Please come in." " Let's go." "Only fortunate ones get raided." "Your presence is so welcomed." "We were going to attend the China Market sale." "I thought I should ask your mother." "She might want to buy some bowls or something." "Great thought." "Do you always go on sales with your whole family?" "Where is she?" " She must be busy removing her makeup." "No, she is removing our past sins." "She is washing clothes?" " She is praying." "She is praying." "Okay." "Then we shouldn't disturb someone when he or she is praying." "We'll meet her some other time." "Let's go." "We'll wait a while." "When will she finish her prayers?" "Then I'll have to prepare your beds." "Because once mom starts praying then.." "..God might get tired but she doesn't get tired." "I say, we shouldn't disturb her." "Let's go." "Yes, even I say that we should leave." "No, even if you play drums before her she won't get disturbed." "Son, we don't have drums with us." "Let's sing." ""lt has caused havoc in the city.."" ""lt has caused havoc in the village.."" ""lt has caused havoc in the city.."" ""lt has caused havoc in the village.."" " What are you doing?" "This is our own house now." "You can make as much noise as you want, he won't get up." "Mom." "She won't get up." "No." "I can't see uncle around either." "He'll be a little late." "I think he is here." "Let me go and check." "Sandeep, will you please come here?" "Why?" "You don't want uncle to come in?" "No, why don't you welcome him inside?" "It is his house and I have to welcome his family." "Please move aside." ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" ""Brother in problem!"" "What is this that I hear?" "What is brother saying?" "You will believe anyone in this world?" "People just keep talking." "I'm feeling so embarrassed, brother-in-law." "If someone makes a mistake you don't announce it to the world." "You should sit and sort it out." "It's not a mistake." "It's carelessness." "We are sitting idle at home and you are bearing all the burden of work." "Today you just fainted, I'm telling sister.." "..that if this continues then you'll die some day." "Don't you have any shame?" "You are talking about your brother-in-law's death." "It's a good thing that he fainted in front of my house." "I picked him up and brought him inside." "I took your phone number from him and called you." "Otherwise, if he would've fell some place else.." "..then he would've been infested by flies by now." "Oh God." "Let's go." "Take your car and let's go home." " Come on." "No, I cannot. inside.. rest a little." "No. I won't let him go." "Look at the effect of the medicine." "He's falling down." "Let him sleep for 2-3 hours." "I say you too should come inside." "Come inside and sleep for 2-3 hours." "No, she has to go." "No, we came here because you called us." "Harleen must be waiting for us." " Okay." "Go." " Yes." "Bring her here as well." "She too will sleep inside for 2-3 hours." "Right?" " No." "Actually Harleen is his Facebook friend." "He's taking me to meet her." "I'll meet the girl." "lfl like her then we'll fix their marriage." "Yes." " lf she is a Facebook friend then meet her quickly." "Because you never know when she'll start chatting to someone else." "Right, brother?" "Sister, shall we hurry up?" " Yes." "You should rest." "I'll stop your touring from tomorrow." " Yes." "I'll.." " What the matter?" "You've been gone for so long." "Well, brother was here, along with sister." "She is your sister-in-law." "Hello." " Hello." " Hi." "I don't know how to thank your husband." "I don't know what would've happened to my husband.." "..if your husband wouldn't have been here." "You shouldn't think like that." "He is really a very nice man." "That's why I married him." "May God always keep you happy in your marriages." "Brother, in singular please." "I know what's the value of a husband." "Right?" " What do I know?" "I don't have a husband." "Okay." "We'll make a move." "Bye." " Bye." "Bye." " Bye." "They are very nice people." " You asked your guest to leave from outside?" "They had asked me to come attend a protest march." "I called brother to get rid of them." "I told them that my in-laws are here." "Then he saved you today." "Thank you, brother." "You saved me." "If you wanted you could've trapped me." "I know. I know. I know." "Come on, let's go inside." " Let's go." "Let's go." " Let's go." "Listen to me." "I didn't go for a protest march." "But those who are inside protesting.." "You take them along and leave." "Otherwise, you'll make a world record." "Two divorces in one day." "Come inside." "Let's go." "We'll handle everything." "What took you so long?" "For how long will disturb someone who is praying?" "His guests are leaving from outside." " Yes." "Let's go." "Once sister comes here.." " Why do you want her to come here?" "Do you want to dance with her?" "Or do you want to play with her?" "Son, now that we are here.." "Do you want to leave after getting offerings?" "You are a limit." "You never prayed and you don't want others to pray as well." "Son, what herb did you sniff outside?" "Okay, I'll go there and seek her blessings." "Sit down." "Have you ever touched your mother-in-law's feet?" "You want to touch your sister-in-law's mother-in-law's feet." "I'll go touch her feet and seek her blessings." "I'll then distribute the blessing to everyone." "You don't say anything." "I didn't say anything." " You were about to." "Keep quiet." "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "nder" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ I met her. I sought her blessings." "Can we leave now?" "Their faces are so similar." "Anyone could get confused." "But now there is no confusion, right?" " Yes." "Yes, my confusion is completely gone." "Let's just go now." " But she.." "One shouldn't stay at someone's house for so long." "Let's go." " You should leave after meeting her." "No." "No." "We'll keep meeting her." "Tell me something new." "We are related to them." "Let's go." "Leave." "He is pushing us out." " Come on." "Let's go." "Come on, let's go now." "Come on, let's go, dear." "Thank you." "You are a rookie." "I've never let anyone defeat me." "So is everything else fine?" " Yes." "Yes, ma'am." " Good." "What will you have?" "One coffee with Sugarfree." "If sugar is free then give some to me too." "Okay." " Tell me, how did you meet up on Facebook?" "She doesn't speak in Punjab." "And I am not good in English." "She was crazy about my looks." "And I was crazy about her waist." "His look?" "He has kept a photo of a handsome model." "I fell for it." " And I gathered her." "Tell me the truth, you must've been shocked when you saw me." "I felt like slapping him." "But he said that what if a thin model got fat after marriage.." "..then too you'll spend your life with him." "Simple." " He is smart." "Okay. I like the girl." "Now tell me what do you want to do next?" "What will we do next?" "Once done with coffee, we'll have lunch." "Will you father like him?" "I'll tell dad that I won't bring him home often." "You shouldn't speak much before dad." "Because my dad doesn't like over smart people." "Listen.." "You are not as much a scoundrel as you look." "Brother, your deeds are bad." "But you aren't a bad person." "Brother, today, let's end our enmity and form a friendship." "And then after friendship, we will become relatives." "Right?" "Scoundrel." "Brother, you'll be my brother-in-law." "I am your sister's husband." "Let me tell you something." "One should stay single." "The noose called marriage should be avoided." "Yeah, right." "You have two nooses hanging around your neck." "And you don't want me to do it." "Talk softly." "Even walls have ears." "Hear that." "They've ears but they don't have tongues to spread the gossip." ""You are sloshed."" ""Oh no, no, no."" " "You are sloshed."" ""Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed."" ""You are sloshed."" ""You don't agree with me, you drunkard."" ""You are stuck over one thing."" ""Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You don't agree with me, you drunkard."" ""You are stuck over one thing."" " "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You get drunk and cause a scene."" ""You are no less either."" ""What are you up to?"" ""l've saved some for you."" ""Have a sip, take a nip."" ""Your brain has anyway slipped down to your knees."" ""You are stuck over one thing." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" "Suicide!" ""There's police ahead, brother."" ""Why are you climbing a pole, brother?"" ""We'll get into trouble."" ""He says my dad is a DC."" ""Listen, inspector, don't arrest us."" ""Run, because the situation is now bad."" ""Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" ""You are sloshed." - "Oh no, no, no."" "Papa, he's Maninder." "I won't get influenced even if Joginder or Surinder." "Son, how far does your education go?" "Till Hyderabad." " Hyderabad?" "Yes." "He did some of his education here.." "..and the rest in Hyderabad." "How much do you weigh?" "It is a tradition to weigh the groom in your family?" "Papa, who asks about weight while fixing a marriage?" "What work do you do?" "I'm a Captain." " ln army?" "In Bhangra." "Looking at your size I think you can only make noise.." "..how do you do Bhangra?" "Papa, you are insulting him." "lfl don't find a right match for you.." "..then the whole city will humiliate me." "What will I tell people?" "That my son-in-law is a dancer?" "But papa, being a Bhangra Captain is not a small thing." "Oh really?" "I have never seen a Bhangra dancer getting a salary." "Son, it's not your cup of tea." "Please send someone else." "But I want to marry him." "I'm saying so to discuss the marriage." "He should send someone senior." "He doesn't have any parents." "Oh really?" "Oh." "What happened to them?" "Mother was murdered." "And father?" "He then got sentenced to death." "He seems to be from a good family." "Did that tradition end over there or will it continue?" "No, it ended." "Now my brother-in-law handles everything." "So send him." "What is his name?" "Sandeep Cheema." "I know someone with the same name." "Our landlords?" " You must be a tenant, I'm not." "Yes, send Cheema." "Ask him to meet me." "Otherwise keep meeting each other in parks.." "..where police doesn't arrive." "Fine, getting going now." "It must be time for you to rehearse your Bhangra." "Shall I leave?" "Bye." " That's enough." "Sister, please resolve this today." " Don't worry." "Please help me." " l'll do it right away." " Okay." "Brother-in-law, a person gets married only once, right?" "What do you mean?" "He loves a girl." " Okay." "Damn you." "You scared me." "How much do you love her?" "I love her a lot whenever I meet her." "You can see it for yourself." "What see you loving her?" "No, I meant how the girl is." "My man, love is a gift of God." "People say that I did this and I did that." "A person who didn't love did nothing." "What does the girl's father do?" "Her father's name is Meher Singh." "His has a shop." "It's called Bhawalpuria Jewelers." "At Jaggu Chowk?" " Yes." "I'll slap you." "He's talking nonsense!" "He says he's in love." "You think you are Ranjha?" "You are in love, huh?" "I'll box you and burst all your veins." "He says he's in love!" "You just said a person who didn't love did nothing." "You do nothing, I'll collect the ashes." "I wouldn't be able to gather your love." "What is wrong in loving someone?" "He's coating brass with gold and selling it as gold." "He won't be doing that to his daughter." "Meet him at least once." " Meet him." "Your father killed your mother and got hanged." "And you are in love." "Sister, why are you keeping quiet?" "You eloped with him." " We didn't elope too far." "We got married close by." "Fine then, I've only two options." "Tell me whichever is fine." " Both of them are wrong." "You didn't even listen to one." " At least listen to him." "Tell us your options." " From a chemist I can get poison." "And just a kilometer away there is a pond." "Son, I think you should drown yourself." "Mahiwal too got drowned." " Fine then." "Please listen to me, my brother." "Now your brother will drown himself." " No." "Brother.." "Now your brother will drown himself for sure." "Get this straight." "If anything happens to my brother.." "..it will be the cause of your ruination." "Watch it!" " Listen to me!" "My poor brother.." " Okay, fine." "Then you should fast only for your brother from now on." "You won't get a chance to fast for your husband." "Love you." " Jeeta!" "Jeeta.." "Weren't your parents educated?" "Not much." "School dropouts." " That's why." "If they were educated then they would've at least taught you.." "..that you should ring the bell before entering anyone's house." "You want me to ring the bell?" "I call hear my final bell!" "Stupid, I'm here to congratulate you." "You have been promoted." " Thank you." "By the way, what post do I hold that I got a promotion?" "No, once you had gone as a wife's brother to break.." "..a prospective marriage alliance." "Now you are going as a sister's husband to do that." "Here's your promotion." " Oh my." "Whose life do I have to ruin today?" "My wife's brother." "Again?" "Let him live a little." "You got married twice and you don't want him to marry even once." "I'm telling you if this wedding is fixed then I'll lose both my wives." "Brother, I'm begging you." "Please go there." "Here, keep this." "By the way, it's not good to take money for such things." "No, it's not money." "It's the address of the place where you've to go." "Father, what have I got myselfinto?" "I used to break bones." "Now I'm breaking alliances." "Will the job be done?" "Thank you so much." "I'd asked the sister to kiss me and the brother kissed me instead." "Anyway, they are from the same family." "Hello." " Hello.Please have a seat." "How can I help you?" "Yes?" "Everyone calls me Cheema." "Everyone keeps on saying something." "You shouldn't bother about it." "They'll back off on their own." "No." "My name is Cheema." "Hear that!" "Then obviously everyone will call you that!" "Then it's your fault." "You are not getting me." "Captain Maninder has sent me here." "Oh. ls there a rally or something?" "Not a Captain, the Bhangra Captain, Maninder." "I am his brother-in-law." " Okay." "So you too dance Bhangra with him?" " No." "I've my own business." "Who lets his daughter marry a Bhangra dancer?" "If no one lets his daughter marry a Bhangra dancer.." "..then what are you doing over here?" "I am here to see who the fool is who agreed to do that." "You are being impolite." "As if you politely offered me a cold drink when I came here." "I'm offering you the same what you offered me." "You are insulting me at my own shop?" "Let's go where you wish to get insulted." "My treat." "This means you have come here to fight with me." "No. I'm here to fix my brother-in-law's wedding." "You are the one who is fighting with me." "How can I fix a wedding just like that?" "Your brother-in-law doesn't do any work." "What work do you do?" "Your workers do all the work for you." "Why should I do any work?" "I'm the owner of the shop." "Wonderful." "You've usurped someone's shop at a meager rent ofrs. 50 a month." "And you say I'm the owner of the shop." "Even my brother-in-law owns 32 acres ofland." "Why should he do any work?" "He might own 32 acres ofland but we.." "How many acres did you say?" " 32." "He is the sole owner of 32 acres ofland?" " Sole owner." "He might own 32 acres ofland but what do we have to do with that?" "Okay, fine then." "I'll consider that as your refusal for this marriage." "May God always help you succeed!" "The one who used to break bones has broken a prospective relation today." "How do you feel?" " l feel different." "But one thing I can say for sure.." " What?" "The bones that I break might mend.." "..but there is no such scope for that relationship." "I broke it with an Isl stamp." "I am not sure about the stamp but my brother-in-law must be heartbroken." "Sit down." " Let me give him my fake condolences." "Do one thing." "You give your condolences." "I'll get us a drink." "Give your condolences in such a way that.." "..he doesn't find out that you are actually feeling happy." "Don't worry about it." "Hello?" " Hello?" " Brother, it's okay, don't worry." "Whatever God does is for your own good." "Brother-in-law, what better can God do!" "Love you too much, brother-in-law!" "Love you too much." "I think he has lost his mind." "Brother-in-law, Harleen's father has given his consent." "What?" " He's coming today for the betrothal ceremony." "Betrothal ceremony!" " Betrothal?" " Yes." "You are great." "You should try your hand in acting in movies." " He was very nice." "He has even uploaded my photo on Facebook." "Coming Soon:" "My Son-in-law!" "He's coming here for the engagement ceremony." "You.." " Yes, brother-in-law!" "Very much!" "You are done for!" "Good." " Yes, brother-in-law." " Go for it." "Now I'm safe." "Now I won't drown." "Congratulations." "Disconnect the line now." "What happened?" " lSl Stamp, huh!" "What did you tell Meher Singh!" "He eagerly wants to make my brother-in-law his son-in-law." "Strange." "After the things that I have said.." "..one won't come to your place to give their condolences.." "..and he is coming there for the engagement." "I am starting to doubt the girl's character." "Find out ifit is okay." "No matter how the girl is, she will marry someone someday." "Hello!" "Get this straight." "Now you'll get Maninder married acting as his brother-in-law." "Only then can you become my brother-in-law." "You are already a brother-in-law for two." "I wonder how many will it be for me!" "Oh God." "Hello." "Did you recognize me?" " Of course." "We went your house the other day." "Hence he came to our house today." "Tit for tat." "By the way, he'll look over Maninder's wedding." "Why just him?" "Everyone will look over it." "No, brother." "You got it wrong." "I'm a wedding planner." "All the arrangements for the wedding.." "I prepare and decorate everything myself." "Except for the bride." "What about the groom?" "lfl don't get the payment on time then sometimes.." "I prepare the groom as well." " How funny!" "Good." "That's very good." "Just make the arrangements are good." "Hear that." "Just good?" "He is the best wedding planner in this district." " Okay." "He has a waiting period of 6 years." "He has taken advance even from kids.." "..still studying in the 9-10 grade." "Sandeep became my friend." " By chance." "Otherwise, ifManinder would've approached me directly.." "..his hair would've turned grey.." "..but he wouldn't have got wedding date fixed." "He already has grey hair." "But I've never heard of your company before." "Brother, I still haven't told you its name." "Whose wedding have been planned so far?" "Have you heard of Salman Khan?" " Yes, I have." "I made all the arrangements for his wedding." "But he's still unmarried." "Arrangements are made in advance." "He'll marry after six years." "Forget it." "Tell me, what will you have?" "Look, I'd like a cheque payment." "No, I meant tea or coffee?" "This is a problem with every wife." "They directly go and offer tea and coffee." "There are so many more things to ask." "Okay. lf someone asks you who is planning the wedding.." "..then what will you say?" " He is." "What if he isn't there?" " Him." "Forget he or him and just ask him name, right?" "Good idea." "Sorry." "I didn't ask what your name was." "Ask." " What is your name?" "I'm Gaurav Jain." "And in short Gaurav Jain is GJ." "I love you, GJ." "GJ." "Nice name, GJ." "GJ." "Harleen, he is my friend, Pavitr Singh." " Hi." "Sister-in-law.." "Thank you." "Please enjoy the food." " Yes." "Cheema, I hope we don't get into trouble." "No." "Just always stay close to me." "No one will know whether the brother-in-law or Jeeta." "All my relatives are here." " Look, your brother-in-law is also here." "Oh." " Why is he so late?" "He must've been late tying the turban." "Turban?" " Yes, a turban." "Whose?" " His." "Who else's?" "Inderjeet Nikku's?" "Does he tie a turban and then leave it at home?" "Daddy, you couldn't have gotten drunk after my marriage?" "Why are you blabber nonsense?" "I didn't even take a whiff ofit." "Maninder.." " Yes?" "Meet her." "My friend Sonia." "Maninder." " Hi." "And she is my darling sister-in-law." "You have come." " Yes." "Hi." "Hello." "Mr. Cheema, good that you came here uninvited." "So many people will be eating here so why not one more!" "It's Rs. 1800 per plate here." "So what?" "You can deduct three years rent of our shop." "It will be enough for one plate." "He's my friend. I've invited him." "Even if you wouldn't have invited him, I wouldn't have minded it." "If you had a mind you would've surely minded it." "Forget all these things." "Do eat the ice cream with sweet flavored noodles." "Add some sparkles on it." "What are you doing over here?" "My friends want to meet my husband." "Where?" " Her husband.." "What happened?" "Let's go." "Sister, I have some work with him." "Then you can keep him." "You come with me." "Brother, how can anyone be so advanced?" "You make do with his friend if your husband is busy?" "Why don't you tell her something?" "Nowadays wives don't listen to anyone." "Okay, tell me, what work did you have with me?" "GJ.." " GJ! ls this the way someone addresses anyone?" "Forget about it." "It's no use talking sense into to anyone." "GJ..." " Coming." "Just a minute." "Strange." "He'll call out me like this as well in future." "Father-in-law!" "Father-in-law!" "Tell me." "Ask my father-in-law if wants a drink.." "..tell him not to wait for the wedding to get over." "I will." "Tell me something." "Don't you have any manners?" "Why?" "What did I do now?" "How were you addressing your brother-in-law?" "The way I am supposed to." "Just a minute." "GJ!" "Tell me." " He is my father-in-law." "Are you out of your mind?" "He knows." " That's great." "You should stop doing everything else and.." "..make sure that my father-in-law is well taken care of." "Learn some manners!" " This is a limit, daddy." "I'm making someone look after you and you say I don't have any manners." "Don't make such a face at such a joyous occasion." "You should enjoy and also make brother-in-law drink a little." "That's better." "Brother-in-law!" "GJ" "Hey, why are you looking at me in this manner?" "If you liked my dance then clap your hands." "Thank you." "It's all thanks to Jaadu." "Thank you very much." "Thank you very much." "So, after the duplicate Hrithik Roshan.." "..who was better than the original.." "..everyone get ready to dance on the song, "Singh is King."" "Because we have with us the biggest star ofBollywood.." "..Mr. Akshay Kumar's duplicate.." "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we've with us Akshay Kumar's duplicate.." "Bakshay Kumar." "Duplicate, your coat is torn." "So what ifit is torn?" "I had got it stitched when Singh is King was released." "Even prints of movies wear out in these many years.." "..and this is just a coat." "Couldn't you get it mended?" "Where all should I get it mended from?" "It's torn all over." "They make me do Singh is King item ten times in one wedding." "Look at her." "Akshay Kumar has Katrina Kaif from London.." "And they send Bholi from Landran for me." "Look at how she is eating the chicken." "It looks like she will eat the whole poultry farm." "Don't eat so much, you'll grow a beak." "You shut up." "You think you are the real Akshay Kumar." "Get lost." "I don't do any dance item with you." "Raju, get some sweets for me, please." "With the amount of practice you've of eating.." "..you should perform an act of bending iron with your teeth, fatso!" "Here you go, now Bakshay Kumar is coming to steal." "Am I a thief that I'll steal?" "How many should I tell him that he should say to steal the show." "Now go and steal the show then." "They have ruined the whole mood." "Bakshay, Singh is King's CD got stuck." "First my coat got torn." "Now my CD got stuck." "You guys have ruined my life." "Go and load a local CD." "Hurry up." "Look over there, Maninder." " My pants are loose." "Did you get the CD?" "It will take two minutes." "Take over the stage." " Damn." "One land and two mothers." "One mother gave birth in Chandni Chowk, Delhi, to Akshay Kumar." "The other mother gave birth in Jaggu Chowk, Jalandhar.." "..to me, yours truly, Bakshay Kumar." "One is the sky and the other ground." "When God wants, he can even unite the ground and the sky." "It's very easy to defame anyone." "But only a true male can make the impossible possible." "God has been very generous to your Bakshay Kumar." "Akshay Kumar still might do nothing for 50 days in a year." "But I, your own Bakshay Kumar.." "..works for all the 365 days a year." "No one showers him with a rupee." "But people shower me with ten rupees notes." "Let me tell you one more thing." " Bakshay." "Bakshay." "The CD is loaded." " Forget it." "What will I tell you?" "Come on." "Call the dancers." "The girls and boys." ""l've got sentimental." "I've lost my senses!"" ""Everyone is shell-shocked."" ""lt's got me!"" ""lt's got me!"" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!"" ""l've got addicted to your poisonous love!"" ""l've been bitten by your poisonous love."" ""Here.."" ""Here.."" ""l feel its presence here, your poisonous love."" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!"" ""l've been ruined by your poisonous love."" ""l've got addicted to your poisonous love!"" ""Nothing helps, even the best ones feel defeated."" ""Nothing helps, even the best ones feel defeated."" ""Even the best ones feel defeated."" ""Unaware.."" ""Unaware.."" ""l've been caught unaware by your poisonous love."" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!" ""l've got addicted to your poisonous love!"" ""Here.."" ""Here.."" ""l feel its presence here, your poisonous love."" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!" ""l've been ruined by your poisonous love."" ""l've got addicted to your poisonous love!"" ""Your bangles clink."" ""Your anklets clink."" ""Your bangles clink."" ""Your anklets clink."" ""The boy roams around you like a lovesick puppy."" ""The boy roams around you like a lovesick puppy."" ""The boy roams around you like a lovesick puppy."" ""My heart beats like a motor."" ""My BP keeps fluctuating up and down."" ""My heart beats like a motor."" ""My BP keeps fluctuating up and down."" ""My BP keeps fluctuating up and down."" ""ln my veins.."" ""l've got it in my veins, your poisonous love."" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!" ""l've got addicted to your poisonous love!"" ""Here.."" ""Here.."" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!" ""l've got addicted to your poisonous love!"" ""l've got hooked to your poisonous love!"" "Come on, man, give me my money." " Yes, okay." "I'm in a hurry." " Here you go, man." "Rs. 5000." "I'm not in such a hurry." "Make full payment." "What about the ten rupees note that you pocketed?" "Consider this as your full payment." "Hey, do you think I am Chunky Pandey's duplicate?" "This is wrong." "You said you'll make me happy." "You want to be happy?" "Should we tell you a joke?" "Hey.." " We didn't get as much gifts as we expected." "That's true, brother." "A lot of envelops were empty." "is that my fault?" "Should I have given them a gift?" "Give me Rs. 10,000 that you owe me." "You don't know me." "lfl can dance like Akshay Kumar.." "..then I can even do action like him." "Got it?" "We didn't ask for any action." "I dance for money, and action when I don't get my money." "Try to understand my problem." "I'm married." " Hear that." "You are married once whereas I'm married twice." "What do you know what a duplicate's life is!" "Don't tell me, brother." "You are duplicate for one, whereas I'm duplicate for three." "Scoundrels, will you add something to whatever I say?" "But you won't add more money." "Shameless guys." "You should come with me." "When I dance, you should collect the money." "You'll get a curse from a poor man." "You got married twice, right?" "You'll get ensnared twice." "Double trouble for you!" "Don't laugh!" "You are a duplicate for three people, right?" "It will be trouble times three for you!" "Scoundrels." "What if his curse comes true!" "He's a duplicate so his curse will also be a duplicate one." "Maninder, you too buy something for the wedding." "I'm the only one shopping here." "I've already got a lot of mess for the wedding." "You'll be in a mess for the wedding?" "What mess will I be in?" "God has put me in a lot of mess." "Tattoo." "Come on, let's get a tattoo done." "Preet and Maninder." "Only those who fear getting lost have names tattooed to their arms." "We'll get each other name tattooed in our arms." "Preet for you and Maninder for me." "Permanent." "Have you gone mad?" "Permanent?" "What if we get divorced?" "You won't be able to get a second husband." "You're talking about divorce even before we got married!" "I'm going to do it." " Go, get a temporary one." "Temporary?" "What are you thinking?" "Go and get a tattoo that says The one who wins is Sikander (the winner)." "Why Sikander, Maninder." "The one who wins is not Maninder." "People get tattoo of their partner's name done." "I too will do it." "They engrave it on their heart." "They don't engrave it." "It's just a feeling." "Haven't you heard the song.." ""l've engraved your name in my heart."" "Have you ever heard a song.." ""l've engraved your name in my arm."" "I've engraved your name on the back of my neck."" "Cheema!" "Cheema!" "Well done, Preet Cheema." "A person who is calling a girl by her surname." "Cheema.." "By the way, Preet Cheema, who is he?" "Our tenant." " Oh your tenant." "Cheema." " Hello, uncle." "Hello." "Cheema, what are you doing over here?" "We came here to shop." "Cheema, where is sister-in-law?" "At home." "Don't speak now, dear." "Please." "Cheema, does sister-in-law know that you are here?" "Yes." "You spoke in the middle again!" "Why isn't he talking?" "I consented for the wedding only because of you." "This is the limit." "Who are you to give your consent?" "You are a tenant, behave like a tenant." "Don't make me talk." "Why are you ruining someone's family life?" "Your mother is preparing for your wedding." "Be patient." "She'll get you married soon." "This is the limit." "We asked you to increase the rent.." "..and you are behaving like this." "I'll tell brother. I won't spare you." "Why are you just standing here?" "Why don't you say something?" "Mom told me not to talk to strangers." "Let's go." " A stranger?" "Today, I'm a stranger to him!" "Tell me ifl don't me you a stranger to your own family." "Maninder!" "Maninder!" "Who is it?" " Dear.." "Daddy?" " Daddy?" " What happened?" "Hello, uncle." " Hi." "Hello." "I shouldn't be saying this but I'll have to say it." "What happened, uncle?" "Your husband is having an amour with my landlord's daughter." "Amour?" " Daddy, you are using such cheap words." "Sister, I'll tell you." "He means brother-in-law, with his landlord's daughter.." "Daddy, have you lost your mind?" "What are you saying?" "Uncle, who told you so?" "I just saw them together." "Right now?" " Yes." "Just a minute." "What's wrong with you, daddy?" "What are you saying?" "The truth." "Why do I need to lie?" "Hear that." "What happened?" "Who is here?" " Come over here." "Why are you burning like a fire?" " There he is." "Now tell me." "The complaint reached you so quickly?" "What happened?" "What's the use?" "Everyone should talk it out." "Whatever the matter is." "Uncle, why don't you say something now?" "You were saying that my husband is having an affair." "I don't know what all." "What is it?" "Just a minute." "What is the issue?" "I think daddy will get thrashed today." "Don't listen to kids and raise your hand on your elders." "I asked you to clear the matter." "Everyone is surprised." "What is the problem?" "I wonder what's wrong." "Sorry." " What sorry?" "Now tell them who the girl is." "He came out of the blue and said he is having an affair." "Daddy, you got me humiliated here as well." "I said that I am sorry." "I might have made a mistake in seeing them.." "What do you mean you were mistaken?" "Here, you are wearing so much gold around your neck." "Melt some and make spectacles for yourself." "Right?" "Like this.." "What?" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™ I'll increase the rent." "Don't apologize in my ears." "Say what you want to say in front of everyone." "He's whispering sorry in my ears." "If you wouldn't be running late for your shop.." "..then I really would've cause a seen here." "Oh yes, I'm really running late for my office." "Oh really?" " Very good." "What?" " Yes." "I.." "It's just.." "Yes." " Yes, go." " Run." "Now tell me." "This is a limit." "Right?" " What's wrong with you?" "Why are you sweating so much?" "One sweats when one is worried." "But you are sweating because you are angry." "Today, I am worried because of my anger." "Anu, I think we've packed all her gifts." "Right?" "Yes, mother." "You just take out the jewelry from the Godrej safe." "Oh yes. I forgot about it." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "nder" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ" "Anu.." "Where are the bangles?" "Mother, we'd kept everything in it." "But the bangles are not in there." "Did someone steal them?" "Oh no, when not even ghosts can steal from a Godrej safe.." "..then how can a person do it?" "Then call uncle Meher Singh and ask him.." "..whether or not he sent the bangles." " Yes." "I'll call him." "Hello?" " Mr. Meher Singh?" "Speaking." " This is Mrs. Meher here." "We didn't get the bangles with the rest of the jewelry." "Sister, the bangles are ready." "I'll come to your place to give them in the evening.." "..after I close the shop." "What's the use of them in the evening?" "The wedding is taking place in the morning." "The wedding is taking place today?" " Then what!" "Sister, you've got such expensive jewelry made." "You should have printed some more invites." "I too would've received one." "You didn't get an invite?" " Hear that." "No." "But we had kept your card separately." "Okay. lt must've got misplaced." "We'll reach the palace in some time." "Do one thing." "Come straight to the palace with the bangles." "It will take a lot of time ifl look for you.." "..in all the marriage palaces in our city." "Please tell me the name and address of the palace." "I'll meet you there." "Come to Sandhu Palace." "Sandhu Palace." "Okay." "Ready." "Thank you." "is that my gift?" " Oh." "Give it to me. - lt's mine." " He won't forgo his gifts." "Hello, sister." " Hi." "Congratulations for the wedding." " Thank you, brother." "Here are the bangles." "Hi." " Hello." "Congratulations." "Brother, please lift the headgear." "I need to click a snap." "You didn't click a single one with the headgear." "Click it like this only." "Brother, these bangles are very beautiful." "Okay." "Please have some snacks now." "How much snacks can I have for the price of the bangles?" "I don't want to die." "Why don't you just make the payment?" "Brother, I'll pay you." "Now that you are here, won't we offer you some snacks?" "Okay." "That." "Well, I'm not hungry." "I've already had breakfast." "I'll eat it as lunch." "Come." "Have a seat, brother." "Why are you hiding your face?" "From the time I've to the city to be with you.." "..I haven't done anything that I should show my face to anyone." "As if you did a lot of award winning work in your village." "Congratulations, brother." " Hello." "You'll have to show your face in your photograph with me." "Please lift your headgear." "Lift it." "Uncle, we'll be in a loss." "What loss?" "We aren't lifting wet wheat from the market." "You just have to lift the headgear." " Uncle.." "Even girls aren't so fussy about lifting their veil.." "..as much as you are about your headgear." "They will pick up sticks ifl lift my headgear." "Brother, should I lift it for you, or will you lift it?" "Here you go." "Quickly click a photograph." " Okay." "Ready." "Have a seat, brother." "I'll send a waiter here." " Okay." "One more." "Brother, you covered your face again!" "Click the photos if you want to or else get lost." "Did you book us or did we book you?" "Hello." " Uncle, don't entertain him." "The food is being served that way, brother." "Go and have it." "Will you please lift his headgear?" "Uncle, go after him." "Am I a dog that I'll go after him?" "I haven't gone to bed without a reason." "How can I go after him?" "Will you please lift his veil just once?" "is it your mother's veil?" "It is a headgear." " Whatever." "Will you please lift it?" "Why should I lift it?" " l want to give you a gift." "Do you want to put the gift in his mouth?" "No, but I want to see his face before I give it." "What such gift do you want to give that you want to see my face?" "Rs. 21." "Who is letting the ones who are giving Rs. 11 and Rs.21 as gifts?" "Brother, you are insulting me." "You are insulting the groom." "Why?" " No one gives that amount to a performer.." "..and you are offering it to the groom." "Give him Rs. 1100 and I'll lift his headgear right away." "What?" "If you have the courage then give me Rs. 1100." "Fine." "Fine." "Stay right here. I'll just gather Rs. 1100 and come back." " Go." " Yes." "Thank God, I got saved." "You got saved. lt's okay if you don't want to lift the headgear.." "..but at least tell your uncle the reason for it." "Uncle, now what do I tell you what happened." "You started all these problems." "What problems?" " Listen to me.." "This happened when.." "Look, tea is here." "Hello?" " Yes, daddy?" "Maninder.." " Yes?" " Your brother-in-law is getting married again." "He's getting married again?" " Who?" "Brother-in-law?" " Brother-in-law?" "Hello?" "Uncle, who told you so?" "I am attending the wedding." "Sandhu Palace." "Please believe me one last time." "Don't go after my previous records." "Otherwise your husband will break the record." "Let me clear one more thing." "I came here to give bangles." "No one sent me an invite for it." "Otherwise you'll feel that I got invited and you didn't." "Uncle, sorry, I'll call you later." "Hello?" "Where are you?" " l'm busy at a wedding." "Can I talk to you later?" "Okay." "Maninder, gather some people." "Let's go to Sandhu Palace." "Sister, if we wait for the people to come then we'll miss the food." "Don't you have any shame?" "Your sister's life is getting ruined and you are worried about food." "Sister, I meant everyone will eat and leave." "Forget gathering people, let's expose him in front of his people." "Let's go." " Let's go." "He didn't get good gifts." "A lot of guests are yet to arrive." "Listen.." " What?" "Guests are complaining that you are hiding your face." "lfl show my face then you'll have to hide yours." "Listen, when you know he is trouble for us.." "..then why did you invite him?" "I threw his invite in the gutter." "Did he remove it from the gutter.." "..or has he come here on someone else's card?" "I don't know, brother." "I had just heard about crashing weddings." "Today this wedding might just get crashed." "Waiter, please get me some water." "Why are you so worried?" "Who can create a problem?" "The girl's family, right?" "He's her family." "No one will come from outside to ruin the wedding." "Water." " Give it to me." " Right, brother?" "He is getting worried for no reason." "Hello?" " Hello, brother." "Jagtar's son Jeeta is getting married in the city." "Sahnga, we just have to give the girl." "He can get married wherever he likes, in the city or the village." "What difference does it make?" "He is getting married to some other girl." "Sandhu Palace. I'm there." "Are you drunk?" " What are you saying, brother?" "They haven't started servicing liquor as yet." "Are you sure he is Jeeta?" "Brother, how can I forget Jeeta?" "I think of him whenever I take a step." "I take cold drinks and by the time I serve them they become hot." "Hang up." "Daddy.." "Daddy!" "Daddy!" " Yes, tell me." "Jagtar's son is getting married." "Let's go." "I don't anyone's wedding when I am not invited." "Daddy, he is engaged to Roop." "But he is getting married to someone else." "What nonsense!" "I meant Jagtar in the morning." "He was having a watermelon sitting at the motor pumping station." "Did he offer you some watermelon?" " No." "That shows that he is guilty." " Yes!" "Get my pistol!" "Where is it?" "But daddy, your pistol is not working." "We gave it for repair yesterday." "How did it stop working!" "I've never used it." "You say that we have rotten brains." " Yes." "But have we ever used them?" "Do you even know what you are saying?" "Let's go." " Let it be, daddy." "Let it be." "You just had an eye operation done." "My other eye is still fine." "Anyway, dear, one needs to close one eye to shoot." "Let's go." " Let's go." "Uncle, where is he?" " Come with me." "Daddy, I pray what you are saying is true." "If you are lying even today then remember.." " What?" "..I've already packed your daughter's bag." "But why my daughter's bag?" "You should have packed your sister's bags, son." "You've lost your brother-in-law." "He's on the stage collecting gifts." "Where?" " Over there, on the stage." "I'm asking you where he is." "That's what I am telling you." "He is sitting over there as a groom." "That's G-Jay." "Who else are you looking for?" "Uncle, we are looking for him." "Yes." "He is G-Jay." "Both of you will make me go crazy." "One is saying yes and other is refusing." "Okay, ready?" "Uncle, he isn't him." " He's G-Jay." "First both of you go to a side and decide who he is." "What happened, brother?" "No, I'm scared of the flash light during photography." "I won't use the flash." " No." "Someone intelligent has told me that.." "..if flash is used on me then it will destroy my married life." "Please let me go." " What is wrong with you?" "I'll just come." "You get yourself photographed." "Let him go." "Ready?" "I had hidden brother-in-law's shoes during sister's wedding." "Now don't I know who her husband is?" "But you were calling him G-Jay." "What will I call G-Jay if not G-Jay?" "Just because he is G-Jay, it doesn't make him her husband." "You are great." "You talked a lot about values when we first met." "You are more open than foreigners." "He must be her lover if not her husband." " Daddy." "Don't forget that I've packed your daughter's bag." "Your sister's married life is getting ruined." "Don't ruin your wife." "Daddy, he isn't her husband." " Yes." "I brought up my daughter with so much care for 20 years." "They made her crazy in two days." "Jagtar!" "Come out!" "What happened?" "Have you lost your brains along with your eyesight?" "Have you forgotten how to address your daughter's in-laws?" "He is here." " Where is your loafer son?" "You are calling my son a loafer!" "What is your daughter?" "A civil surgeon?" "Whatever you say." "But my daughter doesn't cheat like your son." "Stop your nonsense." "What proof do you have?" "Proof?" "You want us to come here with your grandson after 9 months?" "Come with us to Sandhu Palace and see it for yourself." "I'll shoot you if this is a lie." "Why are you scaring my boy?" "Talk to me." "I'm talking to you." "I'll shoot you if this is a lie." "If this is true then you can shoot yourself." "Let's go." "Daddy.." " Yes?" "Why don't we take the small car?" "Why?" " One of you will not be coming back, right?" "I'll slap you!" "He's talking nonsense!" "Let's go." " That way." " Okay." "Just a minute." "Just a minute." "Sister, who did GJ introduce us to when we went to his house?" "Do you recall?" "'Well, brother was here, along with sister.'" "'She is your sister-in-law.'" "'Hello." " Hello." " Hi.' 'l don't know how to thank your husband.'" "Oh my God." "He is married." " Right?" "Thank God." "Thank God she remembered." "So now should we stop his wedding?" "Of course." " Yes." " We'll have to stop it." "Then start making a noise, dear." "I'll be your worst enemy if this is a lie." "You anyway are my worst enemy." "Let's go inside." "Daddy, can I wait outside?" " Why?" "I'm not dressed for a wedding." "We aren't here to attend the wedding." "We are here to fight." "Are you getting married?" "Let's go." "Brother, who is getting married over here?" "Her husband." "Daddy!" "From where did he come?" "Oh no." "He isn't my husband." "Yes." " Do you ever stick to one thing?" "You just agreed." " When?" "That day we thought that you can't see properly." "But today I feel that you cannot think properly." "I don't understand how her mother spent her life with you." "You wanted your mother to spend it with me?" "Meher Singh." " Maninder, show some respect towards papa." "As if he shows any respect." " l'll.." "Please, don't scold me like that." "They are filming us." "You can kill each other if you want to but please free us first" "Please tell us who is getting married." " Yes." "I don't know." "Ask them." "GJ is getting married." "Charan, what you said was a lie." "Get ready to die." "Daddy, please distribute your wealth before you die." "Can I keep the mansion?" " Obnoxious child." "You want your father to die so that you can take over his wealth." "Brother, please lift the headgear." "I want to click your photograph." "I am not here to get my photos clicked." "What happened, son?" "Why did you get up?" "What kind of relatives do you have?" "They keep sticking close to me and get our photographs clicked." "None of them is wearing any perfume." "Son, it won't look nice if we try and stop someone." "Please close your nose and get your photos clicked for our sake." "Yes." "Coming." " l wonder what's wrong now." "Brother, please lift the headgear." "I want to click your photograph." "If you ask me to lift my headgear again.." "..then I'll take out my shoes." "I'm telling the truth." "His son is getting married." "Heard that?" "He isn't my husband." "is he crazy that he's saying that your husband is getting married again?" "Right?" " l don't understand anything." "I was cooking lentils, I ended up with porridge." "Here, son." "You must be tired." "Have a sip." "No. I'm okay, uncle." "Listen.." " Yes?" "The one in black turban." "The stupid with a pistol.." "Isn't he your father?" " Why isn't he?" "Bring the groom here." "Everything will be clear." " Yes." "How will you clear it?" "By smelling him?" "You cannot see anything." "Uncle, I say, you too wear a headgear like me." "Otherwise, run away from here along with aunt." "We'll get thrashed badly today." "But you told me that in this wedding I am your father." "Why did you ask your real father to come here?" "Uncle, I too don't know why he came here." "You said that you wanted a secret wedding." "Everyone is attending your secret wedding." "What kind of a secret wedding is this?" "But let me too see who asks me to leave your father's position." "Uncle, we'll be thrashed so badly.." "..that we won't be able to sit in any position." "I say you quickly go away with aunt." "I'll talk to the waiter and distract them for five minutes." "Leave, uncle." " Oh no." "Hurry up." "Aunt must be near the DJ." "Sweetie!" " Leave." "Rice pudding, sir?" "Move aside." "We didn't come here to have rice pudding." "Then should I get you some snacks, sir?" "Don't get me into the mood of eating by asking such things." "My daughter's life is getting ruined." "Move aside." "Quietly come outside if he isn't Jeeta." " Why?" "Because it's written right in front of you.." "..that no one is allowed to use a gun in the palace." "Daddy, let's go ahead." "Either uncle will shoot you or you will shoot him.." "..only then will this matter resolve, right?" "Disgraceful child." "Shut up." "I rather die that marry my son into such a family." "Let's go." " Let's go." "Stop." "Lift the headgear." "I won't lift it. I have measles." "You've measles?" "There are two fathers waiting here!" "If you've worn a headgear then lift it." " Come on." "We'll look at your face and leave." "Lift your headgear." " Lift your headgear." "Saw?" "It's Jeeta." " Daddy, he still hasn't lifted the headgear." "Really?" "Maninder, who are they?" " How do I know?" "Yes, but they do look familiar." "Who are you?" " Yes. I am Charan Singh." "Jeeta's marriage is fixed with my daughter." "lfit is fixed then this is no way to announce that." "How else do I tell you?" "He left my daughter and he is getting married to you." "Your daughter's marriage is fixed with two people?" "You say Jeeta and then you point at him." "He is Jeeta." "He must be." "How does that concern us?" "He's talking about the groom." "He's Maninder." "I am Maninder." " Yes." "There must be 5-6 Maninder outside as well." "What do I have to do with that?" "This Maninder belongs to me." "He's already married." " Yes." "You got ruined, sister." " Yes." "You got ruined, stupid." "He's not my husband." " He's GJ." "Yes!" "That baldy in Ghajini used to lose his memory after 15 minutes." "What kind of an illness is this?" "They keep forgetting after 15 seconds." "Why are you hiding your face?" "Lift the headgear." "Maninder, why don't you show them your face?" "No, I'm looking very handsome." "They'll cast an evil eye on me." "Here you go." "Look at him." "He's Jeeta." " No, he is Maninder." "No." "He is Sandeep." "Ask him." "No, he is Maninder." "I think he is mute." "Why don't you say who you are?" "I'm the 'Lara' (groom)." "Are you Lara Dutta?" "Tell us your name." "You ask him to tell his name." "Tell him to say it." " Yes." "I meant tell us that you are Jeeta." "Am I a monkey that I'm barking that he's Sandeep Cheema." "He isn't Sandeep Cheema." "Sandeep Cheema is my husband." " Your husband?" "Well done." "She changed her husband so quickly." "Tell me about it." "Hello." "Let us resolve one issue first." "Please stay on hold." "Tell them who you two are." "I'm the bride." " And I'm the 'Lara'." "I've heard ofBrian Lara." "But I'm hearing about Bride Lara for the first time." "Jeeta, tell everyone that you are Jeeta." "Then we'll be able to shoot." "He's Sandeep Cheema." "Sandeep Cheema is my husband." "Sandeep Cheema is my husband." "Shut up!" " Sandeep.." "First not one was agreeing now there are two agreeing." "One of you, make a claim that he is your husband." "He isn't my husband!" "They changed in 5 seconds!" "Someone hit me!" "Sister-in-law, where is brother?" "Call him here." "I'm looking for him as well." "Brother Sandeep is over here." "You are hiding behind the boxes?" "I was fixing this." "Okay." " Hello." " Hi." " Hello?" "Hurry up, Sandeep." "Found him." "He is my husband." "He's my husband." " Shut up." "Sister, I beg of you." "Women always keep on fighting." "Men can fight only during a wedding." "Please let us fight." "Brother, where are you going?" "Don't get angry." " Let me use the washroom." "My pant will get wet." " Let's go inside." "You shouldn't get angry like this." " No, I'm not angry, brother." "This is great, brother." "He's your son and you don't know what's happening." "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll have to watch the video later." "I cannot understand anything as to what is happening." "You are acting dumb after becoming a groom." "Why don't you say that you are my son?" "What are you saying!" "He is his son." "He is his uncle." "And I am his maternal aunt's husband." "Move back!" "I need to faint and fall." "Look at your father." "Now we find a place for him as well!" "I don't understand anything." "Who is related to whom and how." "Why don't you say that he is your husband.." "..then all this issue will get resolved." "Why should I say so?" "He is my husband." "He is your husband." "He is my husband." "At his house, you said that he is your husband." "You change your husbands so quickly?" "I'll slap you." "He's my husband and her brother." "Daddy, why don't you say something?" "I won't say anything." "Everyone take whatever belongs to you." "Come over here." "Preet, what's happening out here?" "Mummy, it's very difficult to explain." "I'll tell you." "He's my son and his marriage is fixed with her." "Son, do you have two fathers?" "Yes, there are two but both of them are useless." "Idiot, don't you feel ashamed to say that you have two?" "Every one here is in twos." "Forget the father, tell me, did you come to me.." "..to ask for my daughter's hand for Maninder?" "Oh no, you went someone else as well with a marriage proposal, Maninder?" "He's Maninder." " No." "He's Maninder." "He's GJ." "Now why do you agree to it?" "Say that you are my son." "He is his son." "Oh damn!" "No matter whose son he is but he is her husband." "He isn't my husband." "He's her husband." "Make chits." "The one who gets him take him." "Saw, Jagtar, I was right." "Now will you shoot yourself or should I shoot you?" "Beware if you say anything to my daddy." "Daddy?" "Are you back in your senses now?" "You have disgraced me." "What else could I do?" "From the time I am born I've only seen you fight." "When I was young and I used to return home beating someone.." "..and I used to bandage my wounds.." "..you used to tell me in broken Hindi, that a Jat never feels hurt." "Once I fell down in the courtyard in front of you.." "..neighbors asked what happened.." "..then just to save your face, I said, I don't know I just came here." "And then as soon as you stopped fight you became relatives." "Did you ever ask us what we wanted?" "I don't love Roop." "I came to the city and fell in love with Preet." "But I was scared to tell this truth to you." "This is the truth." "There some more truth to be told, papa." "But I could never tell you." "I don't want to marry Jeeta." "I want marry Harbhajan." "But the only difference is that Jeeta made the right decision.." "..and left the village, and I kept quiet." "Tell me if there is any more truth that you want to tell me." "This is the place where everyone tells the truth." "The truth has been revealed." "At least listen to me." "First I want to break your legs which lead you to her house.." "..for three days in a week." "I used to not go on foot." "Why do you want to break my legs?" "If you want to break something then break the tyres of my car." "The one which took me to her house." "Wretched one." "Oh my." "Try breaking the car l got as a wedding gift." "Isn't it enough that you broke my heart by getting married again?" "I'm feeling ashamed for this deed for yours." "You weren't even considerate my milk that you had." "I got into this trouble cause ofit." "It would've been better that I had Cerelac when I was young." "I wouldn't have gotten into this trouble." "Remember, when we were secretly getting married.." "..I got an emergency call from home." "You called out to me while I was leaving." "You had poison in one hand and vermillion in the other." ""Either marry me after two hours or arrange for my funeral."" "I went home and daddy was holding his heart." "He was throwing the medicines away." "He said that he had promised her father that I'll marry her." ""Hold Anu's hand, son." "I don't want to die with a burden on my heart."" "You had taken me to a corner and said.." ""Son, marry Anu or I'll lose my husband."" ""Be considerate of my milk that you had."" "How much milk did I have?" "Did I drink all the milk alone?" "Did I make my siblings go hungry?" "Anu, it's my fault." "We blackmailed with using our relationship." "Here I held Anu's heart and daddy jumped out of bed." ""Call for sweets from Bengali!"" "He got a heart attack because his sugar was high." "He again had half the box of sweets." "It's our fault, son." "No, it is also my fault." "I placed a condition on love." "I threatened him with suicide." "It was wrong." "I'm sorry." "You didn't hurt your parents emotions.." "..and also were true to your love." "Please forgive them." "I'll forgive you." "But I'll never forgive this fraud." "He tried to marry me by pretended to be Maninder." "Why do you keep taking Maninder's name?" "At least see what Maninder looks like." "Tell me if you then don't wish to stay single all your life." "Mind your language." "Do I get epilepsy attacks?" "Shut up." "Meher Singh was generous to you.." "..otherwise you would've been the brand ambassador of bachelors." "Forget it." "My daughter has faced the harm she had to face." "Now don't remind me about it." "No, Maninder is the right boy for your daughter." "I don't know what all I had to become to support Sandeep." "Even while answering calls I was confused.." "..as to who am I, Jeeta, Maninder or Cheema." "I hate lies." "Have I got a degree in lying?" "To save your brother's two marriages.." "..I came to your house as Maninder." "To put a bad impression on you guys." "But as soon as I saw you, you put such a good impression on me.." "..that I double-crossed him." "I decided that even if your brothers loses both his wives.." "..I should get married to you." "Okay, everyone, happily let them get married go back to your houses." "Please tell me which house I should go to." "Mr. Cheema, like a shared trophy, you should.." "..stay with one team for six months and six months with the other." "Right?" "Tell me something." "Why did you need to be so angry?" "I had just made up two fathers.." "..I didn't have two wives like your brother." "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ ™" ""Pride intervenes." "Thoughts change."" ""Pride intervenes." "Thoughts change." "Friendships change."" ""She who can't ride a bicycle.."" ""She eyes a Ferrari!"" ""Ferrari!"" ""She who can't ride a bicycle, eyes a Ferrari!"" ""She eyes a Ferrari!"" ""Ferrari!"" ""She now wears low-waist jeans." "She sways her hips as she walks."" ""She now wears low-waist jeans." "She sways her hips as she walks."" ""She wears a gold nose ring and walks in style."" ""She climbs with great difficulty.."" ""She climbs into the roadways lorry with great difficulty."" ""Ferrari!"" ""She who can't ride a bicycle, eyes a Ferrari!"" ""Ferrari!"" ""She who can't ride a bicycle, eyes a Ferrari!"" ""She eyes a Ferrari!"" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "nder" "© P@rM!" "nder M@nkÖÖ"