"Bright light city's gonna set my soul gonna set my soul on fire" "I got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn so get those stakes up higher" "I'm gonna give it everything I got lady luck, please, let the dice stay hot let me shoot a seven with every shot hey, viva Las Vegas viva Las vegas viva viva..." "Las Vegas." "Bring out the copper kettle" "Take my hand and feel my love and bring out the copper kettle" "The coppering ketteling, the ketteling coppering..." "Why are they doing that ?" "... the coooooopper" "That was copper kettle" "Really ?" "Sunly, our gifted and talented quire just one of the advantages your children will enjoy if they are accepted in our gifted and talented program" "Thank you all for coming" "And thank you Misses Falvy for a delightful evening of discussion and song" "My husband and I have a great time, didn't we Larry ?" "Oh yeah" "You guys sure beat the hell out of dumb kids' quire" "I love that program for Sierra those kids seemed really neat" "What's wrong with you ?" "Larry, this is a great opportunity for her" "Hey the door is locked" "Sierra !" "Uhhmm..." "In a minute" "You guys are back early" "Why was the door locked ?" "I don't know" "The better question is "why do we live in a world where the doors need locks ?"" "I think she's got us there" "Honey you're gonna love the gifted and talented program" "Misses Falvy's coming by tomorrow morning for the interview" "Oh great..." "Awesome !" "Mmmm these flowers are pretty" "Where do they come from ?" " Uhh..." "I picked them" " Really you did ?" "Yep, excuse me for wanting to make things look beautiful around here" "She's in a weird mood" "Maybe she senses a copper kettle in her future !" "Ziegfried, I need a new tanning bed" "Vhy ?" "I vant to be to a hue that is "Cinnamon", this one only goes to "Gypsy"" "Roy you must be quite I'm watching the tuba boobs" "Feeling thirsty ?" "Yes I am feeling thirsty, that is the third time he has asked me this !" "Roy I need you, come kickly" "Vhat is the problem ?" "Cool up with the super Big Gulp cream at your local 7/11" "I even do have the "ahhhh"" "Ok, you shall have it !" "Thunder !" "Lightning !" "We are the copper kettle take..." "Larry, oh my god !" "Get in here !" "I'm kinda busy hon, I'm working on the fur grmph..." "Boy, did my daughter hit the jackpot with you !" "Larry this is a nightmare, look what I just found in Sierra's room" "Please tell me this isn't what I think it is" " Yep, that's catnip" " Oh god !" "Our daughter's a nip-head" "Nice, you run a tight ship champ !" "This explains the locked doors and the weird attitude" "Look, she's a teenager, she's bound to experiment" "Bound to experiment..." "Way to parents with authority !" "Call me when she's pregnant" "We failed as parents, we completely failed" "Why is she doing this ?" "When I was a teenager I never tried catnip" " Did you ?" " Me ?" "Catnip ?" "Never !" "Hey, kiddy cats, what's that man ?" "We just find this in Sierra's room" "This must take you back Larry" "Always have the good stuff, huh buddy ?" "Always a party at Larry's, lots and lots of ladies" "Some say they were only there for the nip, but hey least they were there..." "Does this ring any bell ?" " He's not doing it right" " I don't care" "We have a serious situation here, today, now, what are we gonna do ?" "Ok calm down, we'll just talk to her about it" "Great, and what are you gonna say when she asks if you did it as a kid ?" "Exactly !" "We need professional help !" "It's good you came to see me about your daughter" "I've seen it all in my long life" "Ravi Shankhar, the Beatles that whole crazy scene." "Fact :" "I am Lucy... from "Lucy in the sky with diamonds"" "you don't know this because that damn McCartney wants credit for everything" "You're Lucy ?" "But you're a guy" "It was a weird time for all of us" "So your daughter's a nip-jockey" "Well we don't know for sure, but we're very concerned" "You should be" "Fact : we're talking gateway drug here man" "First it's a little catnip, then horse tranquilizers then before you know it, they're darting" " Darting ?" " Sleep darts !" "Watch this" "This is a rare video shot by an associate of mine in Africa" " Yes, so ?" " Now watch when I blow it up and slow it down" "Oh ouais !" "This is more footage of tha same lion, look how cunning he becomes in his search for the sweet nectar" "Oh ouais !" "Sadly, this is how they all end up" "Fact :" "There were no remains" " What's that ?" " Don't kick you, this isn't a game Sierra" "It's catnip, or as you and your friends might call it" "Moltch, snorkel, monkey junk, street cheese or Siamese Coleslaw" "What ?" "You think that's mine ?" " We found it in your room" " Oh my god, you searched to my room, what happened to privacy ?" "We saw a movie about a lion that roll a truck" "We're not gonna let that happen to you" " Well it's not mine" " Then whose is it ?" "I don't know, maybe one of my friends put it there or maybe it's Siegfried and Roy it means now we're definitely explain the outfits" "We're supposed to believe that ?" " Yeah, because it's the truth" "I don't believe it" "You don't trust me !" "No we don't trust you, for all we know you're high on the..." "Freedman right this minute" "Honey that's the doctor that did the study" " You guys are insane !" " No, we are new generation of parents" "We had a lot of fun so now you don't have to" "Well congratulations, I didn't want to do drugs before" " but now maybe I will" " You're grounded" " You are the worst parents ever" " We are not, my parents were" "Hello everybody" " Hi, I am Ziegfried" " And I am Roy" "Hallo !" "Ve have come to the Zieben/Eleven" "How is everybody doing tonight ?" "Terrific !" "Look vhat I have found Ziggy" "I do not like this one or that goodbye" "Yeek, woow, how dare you ?" "Hello security camera" "Here is one crime you cannot stop" "I stole a six-pack" "Ziegfried, the Big Gulp, I have found him" "Roy is trembling" "Noooooooooooo" "Stay down for once in a while" "Larry ?" "One day, when the kids are out of the house, you and me, we're going to this place" "I feel bad about the way we handled things with Sierra" " Were we right not to trust her ?" " I think so, I mean..." " she is a teenager" " I know" " Let's at least go in and tell her we still love her" " Good idea" "Sierra, can we talk to you ?" "Sierra come on, we gotta talk about what happened today" "Honey, are you okay ?" "Hunter, what are you doing in Sierra's bed ?" "She said if I didn't pretend to be here, she'd kill Santa" " Don't worry buddy, there's no Santa" " What ?" "Hunter, I'm not gonna ask you again..." "Where is Sierra ?" " I don't know where she went" " Honey, come on, where did your sister go ?" "Doozledorf, the powerhouse of industrial Germany" "Hunter come on, I helped you with that geography report" "So you wanna play hard ball !" "Well, what's this ?" "Oh water !" "As I recall little kittycats don't like water" "I don't know where she is" "And I've cracked all the nuts in you Mister" "Oh I'm hit !" "Oh !" "Officer down !" " Maybe she went to the rave" " The rave ?" "I heard some older kids talking about it" "I didn't know there was a rave scene in our community" "Oh yeah !" "They throw down once a month." "You see all the craziest kids here" "What up Bro" "It's cool Ping-Pong they're with me" "Good luck guys !" "Oh, and if you need to chill check out the Moroccan room !" "Catnip !" "Sierra !" "Hey baby" "It's gonna be tough to find her in here" "Just stay right behind me" "Oh yeah !" "I'm on fire !" "Sierra !" "Hey party people, what comes before Part B ?" "Part AAAAAAAAAA" "Burnin' ahhh !" "Excuse me, I'm looking for my daughter" " Do any of you go to school with my daughter ?" " No !" "Sweetheart it's ok, we love you" "I love you too daddy" "I don't wanna live with mum anymore" "Okay !" "I love you speaker" "Uhhh..." "I'm going home now, sorry to interrupt" "Oh, and if any of you touch my daughter" "I'll pull out your intestin then eat them while you watch" "Have fun everybody" "She's not here let's go !" "Congratulations, I crown you Miss most likely to make out with me" "Henry Davis ?" "I'm in a book club with your mother !" "Ouhhh !" "ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT !" "Hey, you just gave away my nip necklace" "That was quality Molch man" "Dude she's hot like totally went all the way with her" "Sweet" "Ah fool anlagen I must find the formula to fix the machine" "Yeah..." "Time's to absolute walue sirup minus the cosine of Cola !" "I failed to factorise the old beer" " Perhaps we should just get sloppies !" " Nein !" "Ve didn't come all this vay to slurp" "Ve came to Gulp !" "Now leave me to my vork" "Lizzy I'm sorry, you are a good dancer, I was laughing at something else" "Look, can we talk later ?" "I'm not supposed to be on the phone at work !" "Honey no !" "I can't believe she broke up with me" "Then do not believe it, and it vill not be !" "Go... go to her now, and tell her that she is a rainy day" " What ?" " Yes, she is a rainy day that waters the flowers of your soul !" " Out !" " But my shift isn't up for two hours" " Roy is shifting now !" " You don't even know how to work to register" " Is it impossible ?" " No" "That is a shame, for Ziegfried and Roy are masters of the impossible" "Now go, go to your Lizzy with the two left feet" "It's already morning, where is she ?" "This is our fault, she ran away because we didn't trust her" "God I'm exhausted and I'm starving" "Have one of these" "Sierra thank God you're alright, where have you been ?" " Yeah you know we se..." " Your father and I are very upset with you" " That's absolutely right, and you..." " You are going to learn a whole new meaning for the word punishment" " You got that right, when I was..." " When I was your age I would have never done something like this !" "Kate, let me shout something, you're taking all the good stuff" "Where have you been ?" "And don't say the rave, because we were there" "Why should I tell you, you wouldn't believe me anyway" "Hold it young lady, you're not going anywhere until you tell us where you've been all night" " I was with Dean, my new boyfriend okay ?" " New boyfriend ?" "Yeah, you know I didn't want to tell you about him because... he's a little older... and he has a kid !" "Can we go back to when you were maybe on drugs ?" "Nothing happened, you guys were just so hainous for not believing me, I needed to talk to someone" "Well that's not acceptable, your father and I were very very furied about you" "Hey Larry check it out, I just said furied" "Furied, that's awesome !" "Who are you ?" "Are you guys okay ?" "Weren't you glad I didn't say banana ?" " I don't get it" " Me neither !" "Oh my god, have you guys lost your minds ?" "Larry, can I talk to you ?" " I feel funny !" " Me too..." "You know I haven't felt this way since..." "Oh my god, it just hit me, there must have been nip in those sausages !" "Oh, what are we gonna do ?" "Oh my god, it just hit me, there must have been nip in those sausages !" "You must be Sierra, I'm Misses Falvy from the gifted and talented program" " Are you ready for your evaluation ?" " Hey I know you !" "Copper kettle, cooopper kettle, coppeeeeeer kettle" "So anyway you want us to rassure to get all stopped out to fire and we got the hack out of there" "That's fascinating but I asked if you had any other children" "Right" "Kate you wanna fill this one ?" "Awesome !" "I have a brother named Hunter." "Mum, dad, why don't you go get us something to drink ?" "They're not morning people" "I think we're doing really well" "Yeah but I don't know how much longer I can be cool" "But we got to hold it together for Sierraaaaa oooooh my god Kate, you gotta try thaaaaat" "I..." "I love History, my term paper was about the role of Lions in early Christianity ...and Science, I like Science !" "Excuse me for one second" "What the hell is going..." "Holy crap !" "Are these nip sausages ?" "After all the speeches and the judgments, how could you guys be such hypocrits ?" "Drugs are bad !" "Look, I can't deal with this right now." "Ok ?" "Just stay in here and don't blow this for me" " Are your parents alright ?" " Uh..." "Yeah..." "Oh yeah they're great" "They're so great they want to challenge me and have me finish this interview by myself" "That's them !" "Always encouraging my independance, promoting curiosity, challenging me intellectually" "You're like this giant donut !" "Push me faster, I wanna go back in time !" "Well I think I've seen enough here" "Thank you for a very interesting visit" "Larry go get this !" "Tumble out of bed und stumble to the kitchen" "Pour myzelf a cup of ambition" "Young and stretchen, try to come to life !" "Hallo customer, how are you doing today ?" "Terrific !" "Gum !" "Vould you like some Vienna sausage vith that, Rick ?" " My name is not Rick" " Mmmmm, now it is" " It is done !" " Ziegfried, you are a genius !" "Tell me something not known to myself" "Roy, Roy..." "Thank you Roy" "You saved my life." "I found Lizzy, we made up" " and we just got married" " Congratulations !" "A hoe but you'll have to slurpy and I'll free." "Und now ve are going to have the drink of the magical fairies :" "Sprite !" "How did you do all of this ?" "Well, I use the Freon from the cooling tank to create the fog" " then for the laser, I adjust..." " No no no..." " Just say it was magic !" " It was magic !" "Jaaaaaaaaaa" "We ruined our daughter's life" "Thanks honey" " Sierra, we are so... so sorry" " Whatever !" "Okay, to be fair we did find catnip in your room" "For the last time that wasn't mine" "Ahhh, what a night !" "Mouth of a lion not much of a looker but worth that far the breakfast" "Hey, where's my vase ?" "You vase ?" "Yeah the green one with the butterflies painted on it." "And catnip statshed in the bottom" "That's the one !" "I'm gonna need that back." "Not the vase so much" "The catnip was yours ?" "I got blame for that !" "Tough break kid, don't do drugs, stay in school !" "That's it ?" "Dad we just blew her chance to get into the artist program" " I mean what kind of example are you setting ?" " Him ?" "What about you ?" "I told you all along that it wasn't my nip, and you didn't believe me" "You're right" "None of this would have happened if we just trusted you" "Yeah, just because we were a little wild as kids doesn't mean you'll be" " From now on Sierra we trust you completely" " Excellent because Dean is taking me camping this weekend" "Don't worry we'll each have our own sleeping bag plus his bringing his kid, so nothing's gonna happen" "That's great sweetheart" "Daughters, I feel for you" "Seriously, where did you put my nip ?" "Anyway here, your grades and splendid and I've always been impressed with you but to be honest, I was inclined to reject you because of yesterday's reprehensible display" "By the way, sweet deal on that pass !" "But after some reflexion, I reconsidered and decided to accept you, after all." "Woooow Yeah !" "You have really made the..." " No, no, no I just..." " I wish you all the best" "Thanks for everything Martha, you're a peach" " This morning's eggs..." " My pleasure" "I think I speak for everyone when I say" "Eek" "Happiness is being the grandparent" "Nothing refresh you better than an icy cold 7/11 Big Gulp unless... that Big Gulp is teened up with one of our fresh delicious 7/11 chilly dog" " I vant the "Mmmmmmm"" " Me too..." " Thunder !" "Lightning !" " Dah... they're in the shop" " Agh, ja" "Dole !" "Justin !"