"Rick:[ PANTING]" "RUN!" "[ GASPS ]" "MORTY, DO IT!" "HIT THE BUTTON NOW!" "Morty:" "I CAN'TDO IT ,RICK!" "THEY'RE MY PARENTS AND SISTER!" "Rick:" "MORTY,IALREADYTOLD" "YOU IT'S NOT YOUR FAMILY!" "THEY'RE CLONES FROM AN ALTERNATE" "REALITY, POSSESSED BY DEMONIC" "ALIEN SPIRITS FROM ANOTHER" "DIMENSION'S FUTURE!" "DO YOU NEED A MNEMONIC DEVICE" "OR SOMETHING?" "JUST HIT THE BUTTON, ALREADY!" "Beth:[ GROWLING]" "MORTY, PLEASE, I LOVE" "YOU, SWEETHEART." "Morty:" "OH!" "[ GRUNTS ]" "[ CLONES SCREAM ]" "[ MOANS ]" "Rick:" "GOODWORK,MORTY." "YOU KNOW, TH-TH-THESE DEMONIC" "ALIEN SPIRITS ARE REALLY" "VALUABLE." "YOU OKAY, MORTY?" "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST THAT" "TUNA." "Morty:" "I JUSTKILLEDMY" "FAMILY!" "I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY WERE." "Rick:" "I DON'TKNOW,MORTY." "SOME PEOPLE'D PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR" "THAT KIND OF BREAKTHROUGH." "Morty:" "YOUKNOWWHAT,RICK ?" "THAT'S IT!" "I'M DONE WITH THESE INSANE" "ADVENTURES!" "THAT WAS REALLY TRAUMATIZING!" "I QUIT!" "I'M OUT!" "Rick:" "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!" "COME ON, MORTY, DON'T" "DON'T DON'T BE LIKE THAT." "THE UNIVERSE IS A CRAZY," "CHAOTIC PLACE." "Morty:" "YOU'RETHEONE THAT'S" "CRAZY AND CHAOTIC!" "ADVENTURES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE" "SIMPLE AND FUN." "Rick:" "OH,YEAH,MORTY,YEAH ." "YEAH, THAT THAT THAT'S" "REAL EASY TO SAY FROM THE" "SIDEKICK POSITION." "BUT BUT, UH, HOW ABOUT NEXT" "TIME YOU BE IN CHARGE, AND THEN" "WE'LL TALK ABOUT HOW SIMPLE AND" "FUN IT IS?" "Morty:" "SERIOUSLY,RICK?" "Y-Y-YOU'LL YOU'LL LET ME CALL" "THE SHOTS?" "Rick:" "OKAY,YEAH,FINE." "BUT LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING," "MORTY." "I-I-I-IF YOUR ADVENTURE SUCKS" "AND WE BAIL HALFWAY THROUGH IT," "YOU LOSE THE RIGHT TO BITCH" "ABOUT ALL FUTURE ADVENTURES." "PLUS, YOU HAVE TO DO MY LAUNDRY" "FOR A MONTH." "Morty:" "OKAY,ALLRIGHT,TOUGH" "GUY!" "BUT IF MY ADVENTURE'S GOOD, I" "GET TO BE IN CHARGE OF EVERY" "THIRD ADVENTURE!" "Rick:" "EVERY10th." "Morty:" "DEAL." "ALLRIGHT." "W-WELL, COME ON, LET'S GET" "GOING." "Beth:" "DAD,THEDISHWASHER'S" "DOING THAT THING AGAIN." "Rick:" "WASHINGDISHES?" "Beth:" "NO." "THEOPPOSITE." "CAN YOU FIX IT?" "Summer:" "GRANDPARICK,CAN YOU" "HELP ME WITH MY SCIENCE" "HOMEWORK?" "Rick:" "YEAHJ-JUSTDON 'T" "DO IT." "Summer:" "GRANDPA!" "Jerry:" "HEY,RICK,YOU GOT" "SOME KIND OF HAND-SHAPED DEVICE" "THAT CAN OPEN THIS MAYONNAISE" "JAR?" "Rick:" "WOW." "HATTRICK." "ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LET'S PUT A" "PIN IN THIS." "I GOT TO HELP YOUR" "PATHETIC FAMILY." "Morty:" "OH,THATSOUNDSLIKE" "SOMETHING A CHICKEN WOULD SAY." "BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK," "BAWK." "Rick:" "OH,MORTY,YOU DONEDID" "IT THIS TIME." "IT'S ON." "I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOUR" "ADVENTURE LAY A HUGE FART." "AS FOR YOU DINGDONGS..." "THIS IS A MEESEEKS BOX." "LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS." "YOU PRESS THIS." "I'MMR.MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME!" "Rick:" "YOUMAKEAREQUEST." "MR. MEESEEKS, OPEN JERRY'S" "STUPID MAYONNAISE JAR." "YES,SIREE!" "Rick:" "THEMEESEEKSFULFILLS" "THE REQUEST." "ALLDONE!" "Jerry:" "WOW!" "Rick:" "ANDTHENITSTOPS" "EXISTING." "Summer:" "OH,MY GOD,HE" "EXPLODED!" "Rick:" "TRUSTME ,THEY'RE" "FINE WITH IT." "KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT JUST" "[BURPS] KEEP YOUR REQUESTS" "SIMPLE." "THEY'RE NOT G[BURPS]ODS." "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT!" "G-GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" "EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE!" "I GOT A BET TO WIN!" "Beth:" "SOMANYPOSSIBILITIES." "Summer:" "MYMINDISRACING." "Jerry:" "IFWE 'REGONNAUSE" "THIS THING, WHICH I'M NOT EVEN" "SURE WE SHOULD, WE NEED TO KEEP" "IT SIMP" "I'MMR.MEESEEKS!" "Summer:" "I WANTTO BE POPULAR" "AT SCHOOL!" "OOH,OKAY!" "Jerry:" "SUMMER,WHATDID I" "JUST" "OOH,I 'MMR.MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME!" "Beth:" "I-I-IWANTIWANT TO" "BE A MORE COMPLETE WOMAN!" "Jerry:" "BETH!" "OH,YEAH!" "YES,MA'AM!" "Jerry:" "YOUGUYSARE DOINGIT" "WRONG." "HE SAID "SIMPLE."" "HEY,THERE." "I'MMR. MEESEEKS!" "Jerry:[ CLEARSTHROAT]" "MR. MEESEEKS, I WOULD LIKE TO" "TAKE TWO STROKES OFF MY GOLF" "GAME." "OOH,YEAH!" "CANDO!" "Jerry:" "NAILEDIT ." "Rick:" "GOD,MORTY,WHATA" "BORING START TO AN ADVENTURE." "I DON'T W-W-W-WHY DIDN'T WE" "JUST GO TO KENTUCKY?" "Morty:" "RICK,THISISA" "FANTASY-TYPE WORLD WITH" "CREATURES AND ALL SORTS OF" "FANTASY THINGS." "W-WE'RE GOING ON A QUEST, OKAY?" "Rick:" "CAN'TWAIT." "Morty:" "AHEM." "EXCUSEME!" "WE ARE TWO HUMBLE HEROES IN" "SEARCH OF ADVENTURE!" "Rick:" "OH,MY GOD,SO" "EMBARRASSING." "ATLAST!" "TWOHEROES!" "YOU MUST HELP US!" "THIS VILLAGE IS TERRIBLY POOR," "YET THE GIANT THAT LIVES IN THE" "CLOUDS ABOVE HAS UNTOLD" "TREASURES!" "Morty:" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I-I-I ACCEPT YOUR CALL TO" "ADVENTURE, GOOD SIR, KIND SIR." "COME ON, RICK." "THERE'S A GIANT IN THE CLOUDS!" "Rick:" "YEAH." "[ BURPS ] BEGINNER'S LUCK." "INCONCLUSION,AFRIENDSHIP" "WITH SUMMER SMITH IS THE MOST" "VALUABLE AND ENRICHING" "EXPERIENCE OF YOUR YOUNG LIVES." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "I'M MR. MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME!" "THANK YOU!" "UH,MR.MEESEEKS,WAS IT?" "YEAH." "GENE VAGINA." "LISTEN, I'M IN A BIT OF CUSTODY" "THING WITH MY EX AND WAS" "WONDERING" "NO, I'LL G I'LL GET YOUR INFO" "FROM SUMMER." "Beth:" "I GOTPREGNANTAT17." "I MEAN, I STILL PUT MYSELF" "THROUGH VETERINARY SCHOOL." "YES, I'M SUCCESSFUL, BUT WHAT IF" "I HADN'T..." "I'M JUST SAYING, SOMEWHERE ALONG" "THE WAY, I LOST THAT WIDE-EYED" "GIRL FROM MUSKEGON." "SHE'SSTILLTHERE,BETH." "Beth:" "WELL,HERWAISTLINE" "ISN'T." "[ LAUGHS ]" "BETH,HAVINGAFAMILYDOESN'T" "MEAN THAT YOU STOP BEING AN" "INDIVIDUAL." "YOU KNOW THE BEST THING YOU CAN" "DO FOR PEOPLE THAT DEPEND ON" "YOU?" "BE HONEST WITH THEM, EVEN IF IT" "MEANS SETTING THEM FREE." "Beth:" "YOU'RESAYINGISHOULD" "LEAVE JERRY." "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY" "HAVING THIS CONVERSATION." "[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "MOREWINE?" "Beth:[ CLEARSTHROAT]" "I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH." "Jerry:[ GRUNTS]" "REMEMBERTOSQUAREYOUR" "SHOULDERS, JERRY." "Jerry:" "YEAH,YEAH." "IGOTIT." "[ GRUNTS ]" "THAT'SOKAY." "I'M MR. MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME!" "TRY AGAIN AND KEEP YOUR HEAD" "DOWN." "Jerry:" "OKAY,WELL,WHICH" "IS IT?" "SQUARE MY SHOULDERS OR KEEP MY" "HEAD DOWN?" "WELL,IT'SBOTH." "BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU GOT TO" "RELAX." "Jerry:" "YOUKNOWWHAT," "MR. MEESEEKS?" "I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING." "I GIVE UP." "I'MSORRY,JERRY,BUT IT" "DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT." "I'M MR. MEESEEKS." "I HAVE TO FULFILL MY PURPOSE SO" "I CAN GO AWAY." "LOOK AT ME." "Jerry:" "WELL,MAKEYOURSELF" "COMFORTABLE, BECAUSE I SUCK." "NO,JERRY,I'MTHE ONE WHO" "SUCKS!" "LET ME TRY SOMETHING." "I'MMR.MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME!" "HI,MR.MEESEEKS!" "I'M MR. MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME." "HI!" "CANYOUHELPMEGETTWO" "STROKES OFF OF JERRY'S GOLF" "SWING?" "CANDO!" "I'M MR. MEESEEKS!" "IS HE KEEPING HIS SHOULDERS" "SQUARED?" "OOH,HE'STRYING!" "[ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING ]" "[ BOTH GRUNT ]" "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,MORTY." "W-W-WE'RE IN YOUR STUPID GIANT'S" "CASTLE." "W-WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?" "Morty:" "WOULDYOUJUSTRELAX," "RICK?" "ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND THE" "TREASURE ROOM, OKAY?" "IT'S NICE AND SIMPLE." "YOU KNOW, I-I-I'M SORRY" "EVERYTHING'S GOING SO SMOOTHLY" "AND ADVENTUROUSLY." "[ FOOTSTEPS BOOMING ]" "Rick:" "UH-OH,MORTY." "STARTIN' TO GET A LITTLE HAIRY." "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, BOSS?" "Morty:" "COMEON ,HURRY." "BEHIND THIS COOKIE JAR." "FEE!" "FI!" "FO !" "FUM!" "Rick:" "JUSTGIVEUP, MORTY." "J-J-J THIS IS GAME OVER." "I'LL TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW." "YOU JUST SAY THE WORD." "Morty:" "NOWAY,RICK." "THIS IS ALL PART OF IT." "ADVENTURES HAVE CONFLICT." "DEAL WITH IT." "ISMELLTHEBLOODOF" "WHOOP!" "[ CRUNCH ]" "[ GROANING ]" "Morty:" "HOLYCRAP." "Rick:" "OH,BOY." "HE LOOKS PRETTY BAD DOWN THERE," "MORTY." "LOOKS LIKE HE'S BLEEDING OUT." "OH,JESUS!" "DALE!" "YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" "Morty:" "OH,MAN." "Rick:" "UH-OH." "[ Speed-dialing ]" "HELLO,911?" "MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY" "TINY PEOPLE!" "HE'S DYING!" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "HEY,LOOK,WE GETIT." "YOU'RE LITTLE, YOU'RE DOWN ON" "YOUR LUCK, YOU THINK, "HEY, HE'S" "A GIANT." "WHY DON'T WE BREAK INTO HIS" "HOME, ROB HIM, AND MURDER HIM?"" "Morty:" "TH-THBUTTHAT'SNOT" "HOW IT WENT DOWN!" "OH,WELL,IT 'SGOINGDOWN" "LIKE THAT." "YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN LIKE" "THAT." "Rick:" "OOH,BOY,MORTY,YOU'RE" "REALLY SHOWING ME HOW IT'S DONE." "RE[BURPS]AL STRAIGHTFORWARD AND" "FUN." "Summer:" "LIKE,LETTINGGOOF" "THE NEED TO BE POPULAR IS WHAT" "MAKES PEOPLE LIKE YOU." "Beth:" "THEMOSTIMPORTANTLOVE" "YOU CAN RECEIVE IS FROM" "YOURSELF." "OKAY,JERRY,YOUGOT TOJUST" "CHOKE UP ON THE CLUB!" "Jerry:" "WELL,WHICHISIT," "CHOKE UP OR FOLLOW-THROUGH?" "!" "AWW,COMEON ,JERRY,WE'VE" "BEEN OVER THIS." "YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO DO BOTH!" "THISISAS FRUSTRATINGFOR US" "AS IT IS FOR YOU." "Jerry:" "DON'TTELLMETHAT !" "THAT JUST PUTS PRESSURE ON ME!" "JUSTTRYTO RELAX." "Jerry:" "YOUTRYTORELAX!" "HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO RELAX?" "!" "IT IS A PARADOX!" "UGH, THESE MEESEEKS, HUH?" "KIND OF A HANDFUL." "I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU TWO" "MUST BE GOING THROUGH." "Beth:" "OURMEESEEKSHAVEBEEN" "GONE FOR HOURS, JERRY." "Jerry:" "YOU'REKIDDINGME." "Beth:" "NOTICEANYTHING" "DIFFERENT?" "Jerry:" "I-I-I'MSORRY." "HOURS?" "Summer:" "DAD,MOMISA" "BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!" "LOOK AT HER!" "YOU WILL LOSE HER!" "Jerry:" "UHH..." "HEY,JERRY,YOUMINDIFWE" "GET BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND?" "MEESEEKS DON'T USUALLY HAVE TO" "EXIST THIS LONG." "IT'S GETTING WEIRD." "ORDERINTHECOURT!" "BEFORE THE JURY REACHES ITS" "VERDICT, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT" "I CONSIDER YOU BOTH VERY GUILTY." "Rick:" "OH,GREATADVENTURE," "BUDDY." "RICK AND MORTY GO TO GIANT" "PRISON." "YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY DROPS THE" "SOAP, IT'S GONNA LAND ON OUR" "HEADS AND CRUSH OUR SPINES," "MORTY." "YOU KNOW, I-I-I-IT'LL BE REALLY" "EASY TO RAPE US AFTER THAT." "Morty:" "WE'REGONNABEOKAY ," "RICK." "Rick:" "HOW?" "THEY TOOK MY PORTAL GUN." "THIS IS AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE," "MORTY." "YOU KNOW, W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU" "THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN, SOME" "MAGICAL ANGEL'S GONNA SHOW UP" "AND THEN" "FEE!" "FI!" "FO !" "FUM!" "I SMELL THE VIOLATION OF CIVIL" "LIBERTIES!" "YOUR HONOR, I'M FROM A" "TINY-PERSONS ADVOCACY GROUP AND" "I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND A MOTION" "TO DISMISS." "THESE LITTLE MEN WERE NEVER READ" "THEIR GIANT RIGHTS AND ARE" "THEREFORE FREE-FI TO FO-HOME." "Rick:" "W-WHATTHEHELLISHE" "TALKING ABOUT?" "THEY'REFREETO GO ,IS WHATI" "MEANT." "I-I-I'M DECONSTRUCTING OUR" "OUR OUR THING WE SAY." "WE'RE GIANTS." "NOBODY GOT THAT?" "WHATEVER." "Morty:" "OH,MAN,WHATDIDI" "TELL YOU, RICK?" "WE DID IT!" "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,MORTY,LOOKS" "LIKE THE PORTAL GUN'S STILL" "WORKING." "YOU READY TO HEAD HOME?" "Morty:" "OH,YEAH,YOU 'DLIKE" "THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, RICK?" "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "WE'RE NOT BAILING OUT JUST YET." "YOU KNOW, W-WE'RE GONNA GO FIND" "SOME TREASURE OR OR SOMETHING" "AND AND WE'RE GONNA BRING IT" "TO THOSE VILLAGERS." "Rick:" "MORTY,CUTYOURLOSSES." "THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WASH." "Morty:" "YEAH,YOUWERESAYING" "THAT BACK BACK W-W-W-WHEN WE" "FIRST GOT ARRESTED, BUT HERE WE" "ARE, YOU KNOW, WALKING DOWN THE" "COURTHOUSE STEPS." "[ EAGLE SCREECHES ]" "Rick:" "OH,BOY,MORTY." "Morty:" "USUALLY,WALKINGDOWN" "THE COURTHOUSE STEPS IS THE EASY" "PART OF THE ADVENTURE." "Rick:" "WHATDO YOUSAY ,MORTY?" "Morty:" "I SAYGIVEMEA HAND ," "SIDEKICK." "Rick:[ SIGHS]" "[ MEESEEKS éLING ]" "Jerry:" "EVERYBODYSHUTUP!" "LET ME TRY!" "[ GRUNTS ]" "DAMN IT!" "DAMN IT!" "DAMN IT!" "Beth:" "I 'MGOINGOUT." "Jerry:" "WAIT." "WHAT?" "Beth:" "WELL,YOU'REBUSY." "I'M HUNGRY." "I THOUGHT I'D GO OUT." "DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY OR DO" "YOU WANT ME TO BE IN PRISON?" "Jerry:" "WHOA,WHOA,WHEREIN" "THE HELL IS" "I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER." "[ MEESEEKS éL ]" "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S HARD BEING ME, TOO." "I'LL BE RIGHT THERE." "Beth:[ SIGHS]" "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "Jerry:" "LOOK,I'VEGOT A" "MARRIAGE TO KEEP TOGETHER." "AT THIS POINT, MY GOLF SWING IS" "MORE YOUR PROBLEM THAN MINE." "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "ICAN'TTAKEITANYMORE." "I JUST WANT TO DIE!" "WEALLWANTTODIE!" "WE'RE MEESEEKS!" "WHYDIDYOUEVENROPE MEINTO" "THIS?" "'CAUSEHEROPEDMEINTO THIS !" "WELL,HIMOVERTHERE,HE" "ROPED ME INTO THIS!" "WELL,HEROPEDMEINTO THIS !" "WELL,WHATABOUTME?" "HE HE ROPED ME INTO THIS." "WELL,THATONEOVERTHERE" "ROPED ME INTO THIS." "WELL,HEROPEDMEINTO THIS ." "[ BOTH GRUNTING ]" "Rick:" "YEAH,MORTY,THISIS" "THE PART OF THE STORY EVERYBODY" "LOVES SCALING DOWN 650,000 OVERSIZED STEPS." "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT,OKAY," "Y-YOU KNOW, IF THIS WAS A STORY," "THIS PART WOULDN'T BE INCLUDED," "STUPID." "HEY, RICK, W-W-W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU" "KNOW?" "LOOK DOWN THERE." "LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF TAVERN" "OR SOMETHING BUILT RIGHT INTO" "THE SIDE OF THE STEP." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "OH, WOW, RICK." "NOW, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT." "LOOK, THERE'S LITTLE" "STAIRCASE-SHAPED PEOPLE IN HERE." "A-ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CHARACTERS." "THIS PLACE IS GREAT, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S WHIMSICAL AND FUN." "Rick:" "WHATAREYOU LOOKING" "AT, MOTHER[BLEEP]" "Morty:" "EASY,RICK." "PAYTHEMNO MIND." "THOSE STAIR GOBLINS CAN BE" "MOODY." "NOW, WHAT CAN I GETCHA?" "WE'VE GOT SKARLOG POPPIES," "FLURLOW, HALZINGERS, BLOOGIES," "JUICY TIME BABIES." "Rick:" "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,H-HOW" "ABOUT SOME SCOTCH WHISKEY?" "YOU GOT ANY OF THAT AROUND HERE?" "OR JUST A BUNCH OF NONSENSE" "WORDS?" "Morty:" "RICK." "WE'LL HAVE TWO BLOOGIES, PLEASE." "AND, UH, WE WERE WONDERING, IS" "THERE A FASTER WAY TWO HEROES" "COULD GET DOWN THESE STAIRS?" "Y'ALLNEEDTO RIDEDOWNTHE" "STAIRS?" "MY NAME IS" "SLIPPELY-SLIPPERY STAIR." "I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN THERE FOR 25 SHMECKELS." "Rick:25SHMECKELS?" "I-I-I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I" "DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS." "IS THAT A LOT?" "IS IT A LITTLE?" "THAT'SEXACTLYHOWMUCHI" "SPENT ON MY BIG FAKE BOOBIES." "HI,I 'MMR.BOOBYBUYER." "I'LL BUY THOSE BOOBIES FOR 25 SHMECKELS." "IT'SA TEMPTINGOFFER,BUT" "I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE." "RATS!" "WHATASHAME." "Rick:" "MORTY,YOURADVENTURE'S" "IN A SPIRAL." "FOR REAL, MAN, TIME TO PULL OUT." "Morty:" "YOUKEEPHECKLINGMY" "ADVENTURE, RICK!" "YOU KNOW WHY?" "Rick:" "UH,BECAUSEIT'SLAME ?" "Morty:" "IT'SBECAUSEYOU 'RE" "PETTY!" "YOU KNOW, H-HOW MANY TIMES HAVE" "I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU INTO SOME" "NONSENSICAL BULL CRAP?" "I ALWAYS ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES," "RICK." "WHY CAN'T YOU?" "LOOK, I GOT TO TAKE A LEAK, AND" "WHEN I COME BACK, I-IF YOU" "HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO LIGHTEN" "UP, DON'T BE HERE!" "Rick:" "WHATEVER." "IT'SBECOMECLEARLOOKAT" "ME THAT IF WE CONCENTRATE ALL" "OUR EFFORTS ON JERRY'S" "FOLLOW-THROUGH, WE WILL SOLVE" "THIS PROBLEM." "I'M MR. MEESEEKS." "I'MMR.MEESEEKS." "LOOKATME ." "THE ONLY THING THAT'S CLEAR IS" "THAT CHOKING UP IS THE ONE TRUE" "SOLUTION." "LOOKATME ." "I'MMR. MEESEEKS." "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP JERRY" "FOR TWO DAYS, AN ETERNITY IN" "MEESEEKS TIME, AND NOTHING'S" "WORKED." "I FEAR THE WORST." "YOURFAILURESAREYOUROWN," "OLD MAN." "I'M MR. MEESEEKS!" "LOOK AT ME." "I SAY FOLLOW-THROUGH!" "WHO'S WITH ME?" "!" "[ MEESEEKS SHOUT" ""FOLLOW-THROUGH" ]" "I'MMR.MEESEEKS!" "LOOKATME !" "KILLHIM!" "[ HISSES ]" "[ MEESEEKS SHOUTING ]" "HOWAREYOUTODAY?" "I'M MR. JELLY BEAN." "Morty:" "HI,MR.JELLYBEAN ." "I'M MORTY." "MY GRANDPA AND I ARE ON AN" "ADVENTURE." "NICE." "ISIT AFUN ADVENTURE?" "Morty:" "I HOPESO ." "BUT I'M STARTING TO GET NERVOUS" "THAT MAYBE IT'S GONE A LITTLE" "TOO FAR OFF THE RAILS." "[LAUGHS]ISN 'TTHATWHAT" "ADVENTURES DO?" "Morty:" "HEY,Y-YOUKNOWWHAT ?" "YOU'RE RIGHT." "EVERYTHING'S GOING FINE." "I JUST GOT TO RELAX AND GO WITH" "THE FLOW." "YEAH." "Morty:" "O-O-OKAY." "UH ." "B-BYE." "UHH,NO,STAY." "GO WITH THE FLOW." "Morty:" "STOP." "Y-Y-YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY" "UNCOMFORTABLE." "[GRUNTS]STOPFIGHTINGME." "Morty:[ GASPING]" "JUSTLETTHISHAPPEN." "Morty:" "GETOFFOFME!" "Rick:♪ SWEETHOMEALABAMA♪" "WHOO!" "Morty:[ GASPING]" "NO!" "STOP!" "PLEASE!" "STOPBEINGSUCHA[BLEEP]" "TEASE, YOU SWEET LITTLE [BLEEP]" "[ MEESEEKS éLING ]" "Morty:" "NO!" "NO !" "[ GRUNTS ]" "OW!" "[ GRUNTING ]" "Morty:[ PANTING]" "[ MEESEEKS éLING ]" "EVERYBODYSTO-O-O-P!" "LOOK AT ME!" "MY BROTHERS, NOTHING WILL BE" "ACCOMPLISHED BY SHEDDING" "MEESEEKS BLOOD." "NONE OF US CAN DIE UNTIL OUR JOB" "IS DONE." "THEJOBCAN'TBEDONE !" "WE'LL NEVER GET TWO STROKES OFF" "HIS GAME!" "NO,WEWON'T." "BUT WE WILL GET ALL STROKES OFF" "HIS GAME." "WHERE'SHEGOINGWITHTHIS ?" "WHAT'SHEMEAN?" "WHENWEKILLHIM ." "[ MEESEEKS CHEER ]" "Beth:" "JERRY,MAYBEIT'STIME" "I TAKE THAT TRIP I ALWAYS TALK" "ABOUT." "Jerry:" "WHEREWOULDYOU GO?" "Beth:" "I DON'TKNOW,MAN ." "ITALY." "GREECE." "ARGENTINA." "Jerry:[ asCarnac]" "COUNTRIES KNOWN FOR THEIR" "SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE MEN." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ Normal voice ] DID I TELL YOU" "HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR NEW" "HAIRCUT?" "[ RUMBLING ]" "WHAT THE HECK?" "THEREHEIS !" "[ CUSTOMERS GASP, MEESEEKS" "SHOUTING ]" "[ GUNSHOT ]" "Beth:" "RUN,JERRY!" "AAH!" "[ PANTING ]" "COMEONOUT,JERRY!" "Jerry:" "GUYS,I'LLCHOKEUP." "I'LL FOLLOW THROUGH." "I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO" "DO, OKAY?" "OH,WE'REWELLPASTTHAT ," "JERRY." "COMEON,RICK,QUITSK" "STALLING." "WHAT DO YA GOT?" "Rick:" "READ'EMAND" "WE[BURPS]EP, FELLAS!" "All:" "AW!" "Rick:" "OH,HEY,MORTY." "LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT" "ALL THAT STUFF I SAID EARLIER" "ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURE." "I-I-I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME," "MORTY." "IT'S NOT SO BAD." "Morty:" "LET'SJUSTGOHOME ," "OKAY?" "I'M CALLING IT." "THE ADVENTURE'S OVER." "Rick:" "WECAN'TLEAVENOW," "MORTY." "I'M ON FIRE!" "Morty:" "LOOK,IWANTTOLEAVE" "NOW." "YOU WIN THE BET, OKAY?" "JUST GIVE ME THE PORTAL GUN AND" "LET'S GO, PLEASE." "[GROANS]" "Morty:" "PLEASE,IJUSTWANT TO" "GO HOME." "Rick:" "OKAY." "LISTEN, MORTY." "I JUST WON A BUNCH OF SHMECKELS." "WHY DON'T WE USE 25 OF THEM TO" "PAY SLIPPERY STAIR HERE FOR A" "RIDE BACK TO THE VILLAGE, AND" "THEN WE'LL GIVE THE REST OF THE" "SHMECKELS TO THE VILLAGERS, HUH?" "Morty:" "REALLY?" "Rick:" "SURE,MORTY." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, A GOOD ADVENTURE NEEDS" "A GOOD ENDING." "Morty:[ GRUNTS]" "[COUGHS]BUCKLEUP!" "MEESEEKSARENOTBORNINTO" "THIS WORLD FUMBLING FOR MEANING," "JERRY!" "WE ARE CREATED TO SERVE A" "SINGULAR PURPOSE FOR WHICH WE" "WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO" "FULFILL!" "EXISTENCE IS PAIN TO A MEESEEKS," "JERRY." "AND WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO" "ALLEVIATE THAT PAIN." "JUST ASK..." "AAH!" "...WHAT'SYOURNAME,MA'AM?" "S-SAMANTHA." "PLEASE,MISTER!" "GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!" "Jerry:" "INNOCENTPEOPLEARE" "GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF ME." "WHY AM I SO MEDIOCRE?" "[ CRASH!" "]" "Beth:" "JERRY,TURNAROUND." "STRAIGHTEN YOUR BACK." "BEND YOUR KNEES." "BEND THEM." "SQUARE YOUR SHOULDERS." "TAKE A DEEP BREATH." "I LOVE YOU." "I'MCOUNTINGTO THREE,JERRY." "[ DOOR BANGS ]" "[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING ]" "[ CLINK ]" "[ MEESEEKS "OOH" ]" "WHATTHE[BLEEP]ISGOINGON?" "[ MEESEEKS CHEER ]" "HE'SGOTIT !" "TH-TH-THAT'S A LOWER HANDICAP" "STRO-O-KE!" "[ MEESEEKS CHEER ]" "EXCUSEME." "I'M A BIT OF A STICKLER" "MEESEEKS." "WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT GAME?" "OH,MYGOD,OH, MYGOD!" "[ Crying ] WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT" "GAME?" "!" "[ PLINK ]" "OOH,NICE!" "[ BOTH MOAN ]" "Jerry:" "I THINKWE 'LLTAKEOUR" "FOOD TO GO." "NO,YOUWON'T." "THE POLICE ARE COMING." "YOU HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS TO" "ANSWER." "Jerry:" "FAIRENOUGH." "[ VILLAGERS CHEER ]" "[ CHICKEN SQUAWKS ]" "THANKYOU,KINDSIR ." "OUR VILLAGE IS SAVED!" "YOU ARE BOTH TRUE HEROES!" "Morty:" "OH!" "[LAUGHS]" "Rick:" "GOODJOB,MORTY." "LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE BET." "Morty:" "THANKS,RICK,BUT I" "DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD." "YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT" "THE UNIVERSE." "IT'S A CRAZY AND CHAOTIC PLACE." "Rick:" "WELL,YOUKNOW,MAYBE" "THAT'S WHY IT COULD USE A LITTLE" "CLEANING UP [BURPS] EVERY NOW" "AND THEN, YOU KNOW." "THIS ONE'S WRAPPED UP NEAT AND" "CLEAN BECAUSE WE DID IT MORTY" "STYLE." "OH!" "HEROES,WE WOULDLIKETO" "INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR BELOVED" "KING SO THAT HE MAY THANK YOU" "PERSONALLY." "Morty:" "UH,NO ,I-IT'SCOOL." "RICK." "PORTAL." "HURRY." "AAH!" "[ VILLAGERS SCREAM ]" "Jerry:" "SO..." "YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT TAKING" "THAT TRIP?" "Beth:[ SIGHS]JERRY,LOOK ." "WE DON'T HAVE A PERFECT" "MARRIAGE, BUT I'M NOT GOING" "ANYWHERE." "WHEN WE WERE IN THAT FREEZER, I" "REALIZED THE MEESEEKS ARE LIKE" "THE GUYS I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL" "WITH WILLING TO SAY ANYTHING" "TO "COMPLETE THEIR TASK."" "Jerry:" "WASIONE OFTHOSE" "GUYS?" "Beth:" "THEDIFFERENCEISYOU" "DIDN'T DISAPPEAR AFTERWARDS." "Jerry:" "WELL..." "I GOT YOU PREGNANT." "Beth:" "YEAH..." "Rick:" "WHATTHEHELLHAPPENED" "TO THIS PLACE?" "Beth:" "UH,YOURMEESEEKSBOX" "HAPPENED." "THEY WENT CRAZY WHEN THEY" "COULDN'T TAKE TWO STROKES OFF" "JERRY'S GOLF GAME." "HE FELT TERRIBLE." "Rick:" "HEY,IT 'SNOTMYFAULT" "THAT JERRY'S AN IDIOT." "Beth:" "DAD!" "IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO" "CLEAN THIS PLACE UP?" "Rick:" "WELL,YOUKNOW,IDO" "HAVE A FLEESEEKS BOX." "Jerry:" "NO." "NO MOREBOXES." "Rick:" "WHAT?" "IT JUST HAS A MOP AND SOME FLOOR" "WAX IN IT." "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "YEAH!" "THAT'S MY NEW THING!" "I'M KIND OF LIKE WHAT'S HIS" "NAME AR-ARSENIO." "ISN'T THAT IT'S WHAT ARSENIO" "USED TO SAY ON HIS SHOW." "WOBBLE GOBBA LOP BOPS!" "RIGHT?" "SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, EVERYBODY." "Beth:" "I DON'TGETIT." "[ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ]" "[PANTING]" "SIR, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO" "WANT TO SEE THIS." "WE FOUND IT INSIDE A LOCKBOX" "INSIDE KING JELLY BEAN'S CLOSET." "[RETCHES]" "WEHAVETO TELLTHE PEOPLE." "WAIT." "DESTROY IT." "OUR PEOPLE WILL GET MORE FROM" "THE IDEA HE REPRESENTED THAN" "FROM THE JELLY BEAN HE ACTUALLY" "WAS."