"Hello?" "Samir?" "Yo 'cuz!" "Whats up?" "Everything is cool?" "What's going on?" "Brand new phone chick" "OK" "So basically this brazilian guy is coming and I need to be the babysitter?" "The things I do for you babe." "When are you coming, by the way?" "You are not." "Ah." "It's a bummer." "All right." "You be careful now." "Ok babe." "I see you." "Hello?" "Hey Samir!" "How are you man?" "Hi, my name is Fernando" "I don't know if your cousin talked to you about me." "Yeah, yeah, the Brazilian guy" "I arrived in Beirut just yesterday and I was wondering if you have any time to meet me today or tomorrow" "Ok, let me... hold on a second." "Ok, el?" "Cha-el-ferdous?" "Ok" "Eight O'clock?" "I'll be there." "I'm the guy with the funny hair." "You gonna who's me." "Ok, take it easy." "Bye!" "She's really upset no?" "So, you are Lebanese?" "From here?" "No" "No?" "Where are you from?" "I am from Palestine?" " Palestine!" "Really?" "I've just arrived from Brazil." "What?" " I'm from Brazil." "You?" "Brazil." "Football, samba." " Yes, yes, yes...." "Brazil you know... good!" " And now I came here to..." " Brazil!" "I'm looking for an inheritance." "You know what's inheritance?" "No." "You know when someone from your family dies and you have something to receive." "I received a letter in Brazil that was in arabic." "And I didn't know what is it." "So I came here to..." " You don't know arabic?" " No, nothing." "Just like, shoukran, as-salamu alaykum" "So, I think we arrived." "You can drop me here." "Six, seven, eight, nine, ten." "And... have a good life!" " Humdililah!" " Humdililah." "Life is "sahah"." "What does "sahah" mean?" ""Sahah" is life." "Ah!" "Ok, thank you!" "See you." "Excuse me my friend." "Do you speak english?" "Do you know where is Charel-ferdous?" "Yes." "Straight, third, left." "Okay, thank you very much man!" "Hey Brazilian!" "Hey, you must be Samir." " Yeah, call me Sam." " Nice to meet you." " That's my friend Michelle." " Hey Michelle, nice to meet you." "Have a seat." "So, brazilian huh?" "Ronaldinho, Bebeto, carnaval!" "That's Brazil." "You forgot football and naked woman." "You got it all." "Do you like samba?" "I like it, I had a brazilian..." "Yeah, so what brings you here?" "Like, a weird letter I received and didn't understand a word of it." "That was when I met you cousin, she helped me out translating." "But couldn't figure out much." " You got the letter with you?" " Yes I got the letter." " Can you show me please?" "If you can help me out it's going to be great." "Does it say if it's money or if it's..." " Well, I have to read it first." " Oh, I'm sorry." "No, it doesn't say anything you just have to talk with the lawyer." "There's a phone number you can call but it's in arabic, you can't read it right?" "Just let me right it down for you." "Then you can call it right?" "Uh..." "I'm sorry." "I'll go get a pen or something." "So..." " Gonna right you this." " That's good." "Here you go." " Can I borrow your pen?" " Sure." "I'll draw you a welcome gift." "How long are you staying here?" "I don't know man, it really depends on my inheritance thing." "I'm running really low on money, trying also to sell my car in Brazil." "Corolla 100.000 km runned, year 99, silver leather seats, automatic, only one owner, never damaged." "If your interested call this number and talk to Eduardo, my brother." "Who the hell are you talking to?" "Nobody man, just some unfinished business." "You guys are crazy." "Yala Micha, we're leaving." " Let me just pay the bill." " No, no it's okay." "No, no." "I got the bill." "There you go." " Ok, see you!" " Bye." "Shoukran." "Call me, he didn't say it all!"