"(LAVA BUBBLING)" "(ROARING)" "I'll be honest, Ferb." "I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this." "But I guess that's life, huh?" "One minute, you're having the best day ever, the next, you're being fed to a monster the size of a two-car garage." "Yeah?" "Well, welcome to my life." "Huh." "And everything started out so well this morning." "(CHATTERING)" "Good morning, Perry." "Now that's the way to wake up." "This is gonna be the best day ever." "♪Weconsider everydayaplus" "♪Tospendit witha platypus" "♪We'realwaysso ecstatic 'Causehe'ssemi-aquatic" "♪OurOrnithorhynchus anatinus" "♪Bringssmiles tothebothofus" "♪Life'snever fuddy-duddy Withourweb-footedbuddy" "♪Whenwe 're brushingourteeth It'sbetter" "♪Tyingourshoes It'sbetter" "♪Combingourhair It'sbetter" "♪Likewe 'reacheese sandwich Andhe'sthecheddar" "♪Blinkingoureyes It'sbetter" "♪Breathingin andout  Somuchbetter" "♪Sittingin achair It'sbetter" "♪Andtakingabath  Justa littlebitwetter" "♪Everydayissuch a dream Whenit'sstartedwith amonotreme" "♪He'sduck-billed andhe'sbeaver-tailed andhairy" "♪Youknowthathe's  hairy" "♪Everything'sbetter withPerry" "♪Everything'sbetter withPerry" "♪Everything'sbetter withPerry" "♪Everything'sbetter withPerry" "♪Everything'sbetter withPerry" "♪Everything's betterwithPerry Everything'sbetterwith Perry" "♪It'sbetter Andwejustwant totellyou,Perry" "♪Everything'sbetter withyou" "♪Betterwithyou ♪" "(CHATTERING)" "Good morning, boys." "Happy anniversary, Perry." "Oh, that's right!" "Gosh." "I can't believe it's been five years." "I remember the day we first got you." "Come on, kids." "Pick out any pet you want." "Look, Phineas, this one's looking at you!" "And this one's looking at you, Ferb." "Why won't anything look at me?" "Ferb!" "This one's looking at both of us at the same time." "(CHATTERING)" "That thing?" "You're kidding, right?" "Is there something I can do for you?" "Yes." "We'd like that one, please." "You'd like to adopt a platypus?" "Is that what it is?" "Well, yes." "May we have him, please?" "Okay." "What would you even name a platypus?" "PHINEAS:" "Of course, FerbandIknewexactly whattocallyou ." "BOTH:" "Bartholemew!" "(CHATTERING)" "And then when we got you home, we renamed you Perry and gave you this locket." "Look how young we all were." "Hey, Jeremy." "You wanna go to the mall?" "You know, I'd love to, but my dad's taking me to check out his old college today." "Booyah!" "Go Polecats!" "Booyah!" "He's already set up an interview with an academic advisor." "Can you believe that?" "Gee, Jeremy, I forgot you're a whole year older than me." "A trip to college?" "That's..." "That's really great." "Okay, well, I'll talk to you later." "Bye." "Oh, Jeremy!" "In the blink of an eye, you'll be moving on to the next phase of your life." "You'llbe goingtocollege andwearingtweedjackets withpatcheson the elbows." "You'llbeso mature." "And look at me." "I'm a child!" "Jeremy, you'll see." "I can mature." "Starting with taking this silly photo off." "(GASPS) Mr. Miggins!" "Have you been there the whole time?" "All right, looks like the pitcher's ready." "And batter up!" "Batter, batter, batter, swing!" "Yes, sports fans, that may be the best hit ever in the history of platypult baseball." "And the crowd exhales loudly through their mouths." "(MIMICS CROWD ROARING)" "And Fletcher snags the pop fly." "He's out!" "Hi, Phineas!" "What you doing?" "Turning Perry's involuntary reflex into a sporting event." "Hi, Perry, can I try?" "Whoa, momma!" "Nice shot, Isabella." "Did someone lose a ball?" "Yeah, we were just playing platypult." "I love platypus-themed sports." "You know, if we had two Perrys, we could put a net between them and play platypult badminton." "Who's Annette?" "Ferb, that's it!" "I know what we're gonna do today." "No, seriously." "Who's Annette?" "Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set." "I'll just go check with the foreman." "He's gone!" "Hey, where's Perry?" "Did he really slip away?" "On his anniversary?" "Sometimes it seems like Perry's missed every single cool thing we've done all summer long." "I guess he can do whatever he wants." "After all, it's his day, right?" "(STONE CLATTERS) Hey, what was that small noise?" "Let's all go walk over to it." "Goodmorning,AgentP. Aquickword." "Recentlyyou'vebeen havingsomeclosecalls andyourhostfamilyhas almostcaughtyou sneakingintoyour lairseveraltimes." "Noneedto remindyou , butI 'lldoit anyway, thatifyour cover'sblown, you'llhaveto be  transferredtoanother city withanotherhostfamily." "Andwebothknow youwouldn'tlikethat." "Iremembertheday  youwerefirstassigned." "Enjoy your platypus!" "Thank you, cheerio!" "Agent assignment complete, sir." "Good job, Karl." "If you keep up the great work, you'll make unpaid intern in no time." "KARL:" "And I did." "Don'tgetcocky,Karl." "AgentP ,asyouknow, everyoperativeis  equipped withanautoscan replicationdevice justliketheone  inyourhat." "We'vebeenusing theinformation you'vegathered toreplicate eachandeveryone of Dr.Doofenshmirtz's Inators." "Ourtopmenhavebeen  analyzingthemto  determine ifthey'vebeen gettingsmarter ordumber." "Andtobe honest, thejury'sstillout ." "Nowwefindout that he'sintheprocess ofbuilding an alternate-dimension-related Inator." "Yourassignment istostophim before hefinishesbuildingit." "Behindyou, risingdramatically fromthefloor, isKarl, withsomehigh-tech gadgets thatyoumightfind" "KARL:" "Uh, sir?" "Hello?" "I didn't step on in time." "Would you mind lowering the platform again?" "Great." "Letme  cuethemusicagain." "Well, obviously, this first item is our new wrist communicationizer." "It has many applications that will help you in the field." "For example, a powerful directional electromagnet." "It will draw any metal object to you." "See?" "And these are aluminum!" "Quitgoofingaround, Karl, andshowhimthe  hologram." "Yes, sir." "(MONOGRAM CHUCKLES)" "Prettynifty,huh?" "Withthisdevice you'llbeableto contactme fromanywhere atanytime." "Butdon'tcall between3 :30and4: 00 becausethat'swhen Itakeashower." "(EXCLAIMING)" "Waita minute." "Isthatme ?" "Oh, no!" "His holographic projection has become mesmerized by his video image." "I better shut it off." "And if you push this button, it gives your adversary an incredible ice cream headache." "(SHOUTING IN PAIN)" "It's gone." "You better watch where you point that!" "Hey, girl!" "What are you doing?" "Stacy, Jeremy's going to college soon, and here I am, concerned with busting my brothers to my mommy and living in this nursery." "A unicorn!" "A unicorn, Stacy!" "(IN CHILDISH VOICE) "Hi, I'm six!"" "You've gotta help me get rid of all this junk." "Wow!" "Bold move!" "Yep." "Goodbye, childhood folly, hello, carefree undemanding adult life." "Yeah, good luck with that." "Candace, your father and I are off to the movies." "While we're gone, you're in charge, okay?" "Okay, Mom!" "And you know, I'm even thinking about giving up on busting my brothers." "The irony is, that as a grown-up, you don't need to tell your mom." "You can just bust them yourself." "(GASPS) That's it!" "Stacy, I'm old enough to bust them myself!" "That's what I just said." "CHORUS:" "♪Doofenshmirtz EvilIncorporated!" "♪" "Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror as I punch a hole through to another dimension." "Behold, the Other-Dimensionator..." "NORM:" "Sir!" "What?" "What?" "Ifinished settingupthebuffet." "For crying out loud, Norm." "I was in the zone!" "Ijustthought youwereplaying withyourdoll." "It's not a doll, it's a stand-in!" "Pretendy the Practicepus, see?" "I wonder if Perry the Platypus practices with a fake me." "It would be nice to know he cares enough." "PHINEAS:" "All systems are green." "Prepare to launch on my mark." "T minus 30 and counting." "29, 28, 27, 26..." "Of course, you'll only need this if you're attacked by one of the royals or a member of Parliament." "So it's probably okay to leave the safety on." "And here's your brand new rocket car." "Sweet, huh?" "Good luck, Agent P." "Karl?" "Didyoutellhim theaccelerator's alittletouchy?" "I think he knows, sir." "PHINEAS:" "Three, two, one." "Service!" "(EXCLAIMING)" "Phineas and Ferb, you are so busted..." "Oh, my gosh!" "Where'd it go?" "You there, small children!" "Where's the big contraption?" "I don't know." "It was here just a moment ago." "It disappeared?" "Stacy, do you realize what this means?" "We're done?" "No, some kind of mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up." "This time it took away their invention before I showed up!" "The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up." "A mysterious force?" "I'm not buying it." "I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said." "Well, I'm going to prove it to you and bust my brothers at the same time!" "Where are my brothers?" "We just launched them towards the park." "Buford is there with the other platypult." "Okay, as the adult, I decree we are going to the park." "Does anyone need to go potty first?" "Fine, make it quick." "Ferb, it looks like we're gonna hit that building that looks vaguely like your head." "Time to give it a little test." "(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)" "Hmm." "Well, I just finished it." "It can't be broken already." "(SIGHS) I stand corrected." "All right, what's with the giant shuttlecock?" "We're really sorry, sir." "I don't know what happened." "One minute, we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult." "The next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the eastside to your deluxe apartment in the sky." "Well, it looks like you've totaled my Other-Dimensionator." "An Other-Dimensionator?" "What does it do?" "Well, at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently." "But it's supposed to let me go into other dimensions." "That's cool!" "We can help you fix it." "I'm Phineas, and this is my brother Ferb." "I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but my friends call me..." "(SIGHS)" "I just got in such a funk." "Ferb is naturally handy with tools." "I bet we could put this thing back together in no time." "What the heck." "Before we start, there's a whole buffet set up here, please partake." "I was expecting someone who seems to be running late." "You're lucky I got a rocket car winch." "Lots of guys don't have that." "PHINEAS:" "Almost there." "Okay, field compressor attaches to the auxiliary generator." "Was this working before?" "Well, if by "working" you mean "functioning properly," then no." "Well, I think I see your problem." "Everything's wired through this self-destruct button." "Do you even need that?" "Well, of course I..." "Wait a minute." "No, I do not need that." "You are absolutely right." "So Ferb has rigged up this remote control so that if we get separated from the portal, we can open another one." "Nice touch, kid." "I guess this is the last piece." "Okay, Ferb, boost me up." "Ooh, I cannot wait!" "(CHATTERING)" "PHINEAS:" "There you are, Perry." "Perry?" "Yeah." "He's our pet platypus." "Is every platypus named Perry?" "In a perfect world, yes." "Well, he's a cute little fellow." "Hi, there." "Coochee, coochee..." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Perry, no!" "We do not bite the elderly." "Again, ow!" "It's okay." "Platypuses don't typically like me." "Well, Perry, you're just in time to see us open a window into another dimension." "Perry, no!" "What are you doing?" "No, no!" "Perry, this is not tug of war!" "This is not tug of war!" "Silly boy, what's gotten into him?" "All right, let's get this show on the road, huh?" "Remember, ifyourcoverisblown, you'llneversee theboysagain." "Hey, does anyone hear someone talking?" "Neverseethemagain." "Okay, here we go." "Right in..." "Perry!" "No!" "Not on the sofa!" "I'm sorry, Dr. D. We should take him out." "No, no." "Wait." "It'll be all right." "I was planning on replacing this old couch anyway." "Now come on." "Let's light this pop stand, or however it goes." "Gosh, this is..." "It's kind of weird, actually." "I'm usually thwarted by this point." "Well, I guess he's not coming." "And now, behold!" "The mind-blowing first images from beyond our dimensional reality!" "Hmm." "It's a..." "It's a couch." "That's a bit anticlimactic." "I guess it's a nice couch, though..." "Hey!" "I got an idea!" "Let's swap my couch for that one!" "Um..." "I got it." "I got..." "Or maybe I..." "Come on, you want to give me a hand here?" "Whoa!" "Awesome, check it out." "(MAN CLEARS THROAT)" "(STUTTERS) Hello." "Say, aren't you..." "PHINEAS:" "Hey, Dr. D!" "Look at this." "Hold that thought." "You're famous here." "DOOFENSHMIRTZ'S VOICE:" "Getoff!" "(IN DISBELIEF) "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, your leader"?" "A whole tri-state area where I am already in charge!" "Yeah!" "Hold on, I gotta go check something out." "Uh, yoo-hoo!" "Hello, again." "Is this some kind of test?" "Is that really you, sir?" "(LAUGHS) Holy boy!" "Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!" "I prefer the term "indentured executive assistant."" "Well, I want to meet this other dimension me." "Where can I find him?" "Oh." "You're from another dimension?" "Well, he'll probably wanna see you then." "He's into that freaky sort of stuff." "Have a seat and I'll let him know you're on your way up." "Okay." "So I just gotta sit here and..." "CHORUS:" "♪He'sDoofDoof DoofDoofDoofDoofDoof" "♪Baskin hisglory Kneelathisfeet" "♪You'rein forsucha treat He'sDoofenshmirtz♪" "That was awesome!" "All right, who's interrupting my..." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Do I know you?" "Yeah!" "I'm you from another dimension!" "Well, that would explain the handsomeness." "Right back at you, big guy." "Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?" "I suppose so." "♪Doyouwant somericepudding?" "♪Ick,no ,that'sgross" "♪Itwasatest  Almondbrittle?" "♪Oh,Iloveitthemost ♪Me,too" "♪Doyoucollectcoins?" "♪Yeah,justincase" "♪Vendingmachinesbecome thedominantrace" "♪I 'vebeenalone alltheseyears" "♪Withmy irrational fears" "But not the vending machine thing." "That's gonna happen." "♪Butnowbeforeme,I  see" "♪SomeonewithwhomI agree" "♪I 'vefound abrandnewbestfriend Andit'sme" "♪I 'vefound abrandnewbestfriend Andit'sme" "♪I thoughtI'dbetaller" "♪I 'vebeentoldIslouch" "♪I thought I'dhavebothmyeyes  Youknow" "♪It'sin thispouch" "Ouch!" "You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch." "Yeah?" "Nothing." "♪Dollamasweirdyou out?" "♪Yeah,aretheycamels orsheep?" "♪No,no ,ImeantLorenzo" "♪That'sright HeplayedMeap" "♪NowIknowallabout  you" "♪Andyouknow allaboutme" "♪Oh-wee-ooh!" "♪AndnowbeforemeIsee" "♪SomeonewithwhomI agree" "♪I 'vefound abrandnewbestfriend Andit'sme" "♪I 'vefound abrandnewbestfriend Andit'sme" "♪NowthatIfoundyou" "♪Wecanbea duo" "♪That'sright" "♪Twicetheevil DoubleDoofenshmirtz" "♪Comingat youFridays♪" "What's that?" "I mean, are we doing a TV show together?" "No." "It just sort of sounded like..." "I mean, we could." "We should!" "Hmm." "Maybe we're not so much alike." "That can be our catch phrase." "You're the grumpy one." "Wow, he's done really well for himself." "What do you think, Perry?" "(CHATTERING)" "Hey, where is Dr. D?" "So what you're telling me is you're still not ruler of your tri-state area?" "Well, obviously you did not have to deal with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus." "Oh, didn't I?" "Observe." "What is it?" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D:" "This is Perry the Platyborg!" "He was once my nemesis, but now, he's general of my army!" "Wow!" "You are good!" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D:" "Dismissed." "That was awesome!" "Now who's interrupting me?" "Remind me to berate my indentured executive assistant." "No, man, it's cool." "They're with me." "Hey, Dr. D. We thought we'd lost you." "Hi, fellas!" "You dare to bring a secret agent in here?" "This boy's a secret agent?" "No, not him!" "The quiet one?" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D:" "No!" "Not..." "No." "Him!" "This plant?" "The platypus!" "That's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus!" "Oh, hey." "He's just a platypus." "He doesn't do much." "This is rich." "I see what's going on here." "You really think that he's your pet, don't you?" "Wrong!" "He's using you!" "You're just his cover." "He's a secret agent!" "Here, here, let me prove it." "General Platyborg, come down here at once." "He'll be here in just a second." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "All right, Platyborg, you see that platypus?" "You know what to do." "Perry!" "What was that for?" "Perry, are you okay?" "Told you." "How are his vitals?" "Wait, let me try something." "Platyborg!" "Do the same thing to those two boys." "What?" "What?" "CHORUS:" "♪Perry♪" "Perry?" "Yes!" "I knew it!" "Wait a minute." "I'm confused." "Why does their platypus fight so good?" "Perry the Platypus!" "Really?" "What?" "Perry?" "Get them!" "You're a secret agent?" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hey, be careful with that." "So this is where you disappear to every day?" "You come here and fight this guy?" "No, he fights me." "He doesn't really know this guy." "You fight a pharmacist?" "Why would you even do that?" "Actually, I'm an evil scientist." "A lot of people are confused by the lab coat." "You're evil?" "He's evil?" "(GLASS CRACKING)" "So, not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension!" "And you did nothing to stop us?" "Well, he did pee on the couch." "Wait a second, I just realized." "That was a conscious choice." "You peed on my couch!" "No, no." "That wasn't enough." "That's when you should have put on your little hat." "Not now, after we've gone through it into this mess!" "For badness sake, you can hash all this out in prison." "Guards!" "Ow!" "Brain freeze!" "(YELLING)" "I'm sorry." "I'm just having trouble processing this right now." ""So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent."" "I don't want your pamphlet!" "Uh-oh." "He's coming back around!" "(GRUNTING)" "You have got to be kidding me." "For crying out loud." "What, they didn't teach you how to get out of this in spy school?" "Oh, snap." "Look!" "There's a logo on this parachute!" "He's got his own logo?" "All this time we're like, "He's a platypus." "He doesn't do much."" "Well, apparently you do!" "You do..." "You're..." "You're tangled up in the..." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Wow!" "Saved by unconventional architecture." "MayI please seeyourpapers?" "Showmeyourpapers orbedestroyed." "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" "Jinx!" "You owe me a soda." "Getme!" "I'maGeorgia O'Keeffepainting!" "Fourth and Main." "What?" "No tip?" "Never mind." "I'm good." "Looks like they're gone." "You're a secret agent?" "And you've been living with us this whole time?" "Was that evil guy right?" "Were we just a cover story to you?" "I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family?" "Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us." "Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?" "Put your hand down, Ferb." "You're a secret agent!" "He's a secret agent!" "You're right, Ferb." "We've got to concentrate on the task at hand." "We've got to get back to our dimension, and I don't even know where to start!" "That's right!" "The remote!" "I knew that would come in handy." "All right, let's go home." "Wait, that's not our dimension." "Nope." "Uh-uh." "Now this thing's broken." "We're gonna need some help." "I know!" "Let's go find us!" "Wait, I just realized, you could have been cleaning your own litter box this whole time!" "We are not done with this conversation." "So tell me, other dimension me, what do you see here?" "An ordinary platypus." "And now what do you see?" "Perry the Platypus!" "You know, I'm starting to see why you haven't become ruler in your dimension." "All right, Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou, just how did you manage to take over the tri-state area anyway?" "Simple, I used an army of big, scary robots." "NORMBOTS:" "We should dolunchsometime." "Wow, that is scary." "I tried that robot thing once, too." "I hid the self-destruct button on the bottoms of their feet sonoone couldreachthem." "And march!" "I think I've said enough." "I still don't get it." "If we're the same person, why are you so much better at being evil than me?" "True evil is born through pain and loss." "You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimelschtump," "I had a toy train." "Then,onedayIlost it." "Choo-Choo?" "That's..." "That's it?" "What do you mean?" "That's your emotionally scarring back-story?" "That's your great tragedy?" "Dude!" "I was raised by ocelots." "I mean, literally." "Disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train?" "That's all?" "That's all you got, really?" "I had to work as a lawn gnome!" "Iwasforcedtowear  hand-me-upgirl's clothing!" "Neitherofmy parents showedupformybirth!" "Well, how did you feel when you lost that toy train?" "I never lost that toy train..." "Well, maybe if you had, you'd have done better." "Since you have neglected to take over your tri-state area," "I think I'll go over there and give it a shot myself!" "Great!" "We can be a team!" "Yeah, right." "A team." "Wait, was that sarcasm?" "No!" "Yeah!" "Right there!" "I'm pretty sure that's my voice when I'm being sarcastic." "Okay, Buford, where are Phineas and Ferb?" "How should I know?" "They never showed up for me to return serve!" "That's considered a forfeit in catapult badminton." "So I went to get some Victory Gum." "CHORUS:" "♪VictoryGum!" "♪" "A tradition as old as the game itself." "Don't play with me, young man." "Where is the giant platypult they built?" "I don't know." "Seems to have vanished." "Really?" "Did you hear that, Stacy?" "The mysterious force took the platypult away before I, the grown-up, could see it." "Yeah, yeah." "I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of" "And they laughed at me for installing a platypult tow rig!" "Who's laughing now, Wayne?" "The logical explanation is the mysterious force." "The real question is, why does it care so much about my little brothers?" "Why doesn't it want them to get busted?" "Well, why don't you ask it, Kierkegaard?" "What?" "Existentialist trading cards." "They came with the gum." "Wait, he's right!" "I should just ask it!" "I'll bet I can reason with it." "Reason with it?" "Candace, it's a force that you made up." "No, I know what I'm talking about, Stacy!" "Come on!" "STACY:" "Where are you going?" "To my back yard!" "The heart of the mysterious force!" "Would you like to trade two Sartre for a Nietzsche?" "All right." "Sucker!" "Well, this should be our street." "But it sure looks different." "Dad?" "Boys, what are you doing here?" "You'd better get inside before the Doofbot catches you." "I'm off to the factory." "See you next week." "Wow!" "Well, I guess we'd better get inside." "You might want to..." "I mean, these guys might not know that you're not really a..." "You know." "(CHATTERING)" "Boys!" "I thought you were in your room." "Get inside!" "And get your dooferalls back on before someone sees you." "If you need me, I'll be hiding in the basement." "That was weird." "Let's find the other us's." "And..." "Hey, I got a one!" "Pick a Doofopoly instruction card!" ""Conform." I can do that." "Hi, guys." "No!" "They're replacing us!" "I must not have conformed quick enough." "No, no, it's not like that." "We're you guys from another dimension." "Different dimension?" "Is that allowed?" "Apparently." "Oh, look!" "Perry's back!" "Where have you been?" "We've missed you so much." "Phineas, he's not your Perry." "He came with us." "Oh." "Sorry." "Wait, can I hold him a little longer?" "It's just that, well, he left one day and never came back." "He's been gone for a long time, and I'm really worried." "All right, you know the only time we're allowed to make noise is on Doofens Day." "So keep it..." "Are there four of you in this room?" "Five, counting Perry." "I see nothing." "I have plausible deniability." "Boy, your Candace is much less curious about what you're up to." "What do you mean?" "Well, it seems like our Candace has spent her entire summer focused on what we're doing." "Summer?" "I think that was outlawed a long time ago." "You guys don't have summer?" "Well, that's..." "That's terrible." "Summer." "It sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling." "What is it?" "What is summer?" "Man, where do I begin?" "♪Thedaysare longer Thenightsareshorter" "♪Thesunisshining" "♪It'snoticeablywarmer" "♪Summer" "♪Everysinglemomentis Worthitsweightingold" "♪Summer" "♪It'slike theworld'sbeststory Andit'swaitingtobe told" "♪It'sicecreamcones andcherrysoda Drippingdownyourchin" "♪It'ssummer!" "Man,wheredo we begin" "♪Summer" "♪It'spondsand  poolsandgardenhoses Tryingtobeatthe heat" "♪Summer" "♪Bicyclesandroller skates Andevenjustbarefeet" "♪It'salso surfingtidalwaves Creatingnano-bots" "♪Orlocating Frankenstein'sbrain" "♪Findingadodobird  Paintinga continent" "♪Ordriving oursisterin ..." "Wait, maybe we're going too fast." "♪Summer" "♪It'scricketsand  cicadas Anda glassof lemonade" "♪Summer It'ssitting withyourbrother" "♪Inthebackyard  Undertheshadeof abigtree" "♪That'swhat itmeansto me" "♪Thedaysare longer Thenightsareshorter" "♪Thesunisshining" "♪It'snoticeablywarmer" "♪Summer" "♪Everysinglemomentis Worthitsweightingold" "♪Summer" "♪It'slike theworld'sbeststory Andit'swaitingtobe told" "♪It'sicecreamcones andcherrysoda drippingdownyourchin" "♪It'ssummer Man,wheredo we begin" "♪It'ssummer Man,wheredo we begin" "Wow." "Summer sounds like a blast." "That's just the tip of the iceberg." "Like this summer for instance." "We built a rollercoaster, we became one-hit wonders, we traveled through time..." "(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)" "Thisisamessage forotherdimension PerrythePlatypus." "Ifyouturnyourselfin, Ipromisenottohurt  yourlittlefriends." "Ifyoudon't, allbetsareoff ." "And then we launched ourselves from a giant Perry the Platypult and..." "You are kidding me." "You're actually sneaking away again?" "So nothing's changed." "Did it ever occur to you that we could help you?" "That we could have made a great team?" "But I guess you can't have teamwork without trust." "You don't have to sneak away anymore." "We know your secret." "You can just go." "WOMAN:" "♪I walkaway fromyou,my friend" "♪I hopethat thisisnotthe end" "♪Ofallthe times wefiguredout" "♪Howto seizethe day" "♪AsIwalkaway ♪" "You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without" "Well, you can." "But it would just be "platyp."" "Well, I guess if you guys can't help us fix the remote, we could check with Isabella." "Who is Isabella?" "The girl who lives across the street." "Mom says that talking to neighbors can be dangerous." "MOM 2D:" "It's true!" "Well, it's time you met her." "Come on, you'll like her." "What about the Normbots?" "Relax!" "We've been avoiding them all day." "If you're really careful, you can..." "Okay, we've got to be more careful than that." "MayI pleasesee youridentification?" "Uh..." "Displayyour travelpapers orbedestroyed." "Displayyourtravel..." "I can't stand these things." "Hey!" "It's Buford." "Who are you guys?" "We're Candace's brothers." "We're going to Isabella's." "Are you part of the Resistance?" "I used to be in the Resistance, but I got so good at it that I started resisting them." "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "Behold, the Other-Dimensionator!" "Actually, this is the other Other-Dimensionator." "The Other-Dimensionator is back in the other dimension." "Okay, step one is, push this button." "Step two, stand back in awe!" "(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)" "(GROANS) That's it?" "Now that I think about it, those two boys made some modifications to my design which may have allowed it to..." "You know..." "To work." "Great, now I need those two boys?" "Ah!" "Perry the Platypus!" "Jinx!" "You owe me two sodas!" "Listen, Perry the Platypus, I know I told you if you turned yourself in I wouldn't hurt your friends, but change of plans!" "Now I need to hunt them down which might involve a little hurting." "I know that makes me a liar, but hello!" "Evil!" "Come on, Isabella's house is right through..." "What you doing?" "Isabella?" "Do I know you?" "Hey, Isabella!" "Him I know." "Buford, what do you want?" "I thought you were resisting us?" "I was helping Candace's brothers cross the street." "Candace has two sets of twin brothers?" "No, he and I are from another dimension." "We're trying to get back." "All right, girls, release them." "Why would you want to come to this dimension, anyway?" "Well, we didn't mean to come here." "Now we can't get back unless we can fix this device." "Well, we may have someone who can help you." "Dr. Baljeet." "Baljeet!" "That's Dr. Baljeet to you!" "Were you not listening?" "Here is the crux of your problem." "Think of the universe and all of the many dimensions as circular." "The energy flows between the dimensions like this, clockwise." "Say this is your dimension and this is our dimension." "You traveled with the flow of energy." "So going clockwise would be easy!" "Going counter clockwise would take 8 million gigawatts of energy, overloading the local power grid." "I have prepared a little song to help illustrate my point." "♪Ifyoutravel throughdimensions" "♪Goingclockwise makesiteasy" "♪Goingcounterclockwise wouldtake8million gigawattsofenergy" "♪overloading thelocalpowergrid♪" "I know, it needs a chorus." "Anyway, without the 8 million gigawatts, you would have to go clockwise, the long way around." "Theoretically, you would get home but there is no telling how many dimensions you would have to go through." "Well, do you think you can help us get enough power to open the window backwards so we can get home?" "Well, we should probably ask our leader." "(IN DEEP VOICE) Ask your leader what?" "(COUGHING)" "Who made the topiary out of wild parsnips?" "I'm allergic, and it's messing up my voice." "Candace, you're the leader of the resistance?" "What are you two (IN NORMAL VOICE) doing here?" "Never mind, I'll deal with you later." "You two," "I've been spending all these years trying to keep my brothers safe and suddenly their faces are all over the Doofen Channel." "We're just trying to get home." "Well, what's stopping you?" "Right now?" "Quantum physics." "Baljeet." "We need to generate 8 million gigawatts for inter-dimensional travel." "Then we've got work to do." "Isabella, start redirecting the power." "Aye aye!" "Gretchen!" "Monitor the Doofen Channel." "Make sure we're not raising any alarms." "I'm on it." "Buford, keep resisting." "No!" "Excellent." "(IN DEEP VOICE) And will somebody get rid of that topiary!" "(CLEARS THROAT) Thank you." "Oh, great and powerful mysterious force!" "I know you are just trying to protect my brothers but I am simply trying to protect them, too, from their dangerous inventions." "Show yourself so that I may reason with you!" "Maybe we should build a shrine to it?" "Candace, that's..." "(BOTH GASP)" "(BOTH SCREAM)" "BOTH:" "It's a mysterious force!" "Ferb!" "I think we got it!" "It looks like home!" "What do we do now?" "I don't know." "I can't believe it actually worked." "Well, thanks, everyone." "Hey, where's..." "Oh." "That's right." "CHORUS ON TV:" "♪Doofenshmirtz Evilnewsupdate♪" "Thisjustin ." "Oursupremeleader hasannouncedthecapture ofpublicenemynumber one," "Perrythe Alternate-Dimension Platypus." "Iguesswe won'tbe seeinghimanymore exceptasaplatyborg." "It's3 :30." "Wenowconclude ourbroadcastday." "Nowgoto bed!" "We've got to save him!" "Oh, no." "Too risky." "You've got to get back to your dimension." "We're not going anywhere without our platypus." "I thought you told us he was just using you as a cover." "I know what I said." "I was hurt." "But even if it was all an act, he's still a part of the family, and we're not leaving him behind." "I may never be able to open this again." "It doesn't matter." "We're going back for him." "Well, then you're on your own." "Fine." "Just tell us where Doofenshmirtz keeps his prisoners." "We have to help them!" "No, we don't." "Yes, we do." "Remember how we felt when our Perry disappeared?" "Oh, criminy, I must be crazy." "All right, we can get there through the tunnels." "Yes!" "Let's suit up, people!" "You know what, Stacy?" "I'm tired of the mysterious force pushing me around." "I'm going to show it who's boss." "Candace, wait!" "I will try to keep it open for as long as possible but the window is very unstable." "Even the slightest disturbance will cause it to collapse." "Like that, for instance." "Hey, Candace." "You guys are so..." "Wait, why are there four of you?" "Oh, these guys are from this dimension." "Are we inside the mysterious force?" "I'm not sure I understand the question." "And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?" "What do you mean, "suddenly"?" "Seriously, where are we?" "Candace, I'm sure you have a million questions, but right now we have to save Perry from being turned into a cyborg." "What?" "We'll explain on the way." "So, how do I dress in your dimension?" "Hey, is that me?" "I look good!" "Oh, no." "You two stay here." "But we want to help." "That's an order!" "CANDACE:" "Wait, so in this dimension, Perry is a secret agent?" "No, in this dimension he's a cyborg." "So, where is he an agent?" "That would be in our dimension." "But we're not in our dimension now." "Okay, I'm having trouble processing this." "Now I wish I hadn't thrown away that pamphlet." "And why are we in mine cars?" "This'll take us as far as the underground entrance to Doof's headquarters." "From there we go up the ventilation shaft." "The detainment center is on level four." "And the snack bar's on level five!" "If there's time." "Buford." "I'm just gonna get some nachos." "So, if there's another me and another them, then there must also be a Jeremy Johnson here, too, right?" "Huh?" "Oh, yeah, Johnson, Jeremy." "Leads a three-man strike team on the north side." "Good soldier." "Good soldier?" "That's all you think of him?" "Don't you think he's dreamy or cool or even cute?" "Tell me at least you think he's cute." "Cute doesn't win the war, kid." "Oh." "Well, I guess." "But what do you guys do around here for, you know, fun?" "Look, "Candace" is it?" "No offense, but fun isn't really on my agenda." "You know, since Doofenshmirtz took over the tri-state area, even though I was a little girl," "I've been focused on one thing and one thing only." "He's going down, down, down." "Down, down, down, I know." "But what about BFF's?" "Or slumber parties?" "Or busting your little brothers?" "Busting my brothers?" "I spent every day of my life trying to protect my little brothers." "I had to grow up pretty quick around here to make sure they didn't have to." "Gee, you make growing up sound like it's a bad thing." "It is what it is." "I'll do whatever it takes to protect the ones I love." "Aw!" "Thanks, sis!" "What are you guys doing here?" "We're here to help." "Sir, we're nearing the target!" "Don't move!" "Okay, people, change of plans." "This is as far as we go." "We're not going to help them?" "No, we're gonna get you two home where it's safe." "But we wanna..." "Look, this isn't our fight." "It's their fight, and you two shouldn't have gotten involved." "Maybe none of us should have." "Now we're out of here." "I don't remember it being so dark down here." "Dark?" "That's because it's a trap!" "And if it was light, you would have seen us and run away, hence ruining the trap!" "I think they get that." "PHINEAS:" "Perry!" "We, uh..." "We, well, came to rescue you." "So far it's not going as well as we'd hoped." "We didn't have a lot of time to, you know, plan something elaborate, but I guess we could have created some sort of diversion just in case... (SIGHS) Yeah, we could have thought this out more." "(LAUGHS) I got you and I got your little friends, too!" "Game over!" "You lose!" "I win!" "Mark this the hour of your doom, Perry the Platypus." "Three forty..." "I got one of these watches with just the little hash marks." "It doesn't even have the numbers on it." "Let's just say it's between 3:30 and 4:00," "Eastern Standard Time." "Whoa!" "(SCREAMS)" "Itoldyou, notbetween 3:30and4: 00!" "They're getting away!" "(ALARM BLARING)" "I knew this was a bad idea." "All right, everyone in the cars!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Isabella, start the motor!" "Yes, sir." "I got it." "You two, keep your heads down and remember your training!" "We never had any training!" "Well, keep your heads down!" "Consider yourself trained." "This is going to be close." "All right, you rust buckets." "Let's dance." "Um, can you do that?" "Well, apparently." "I am so in love with her right now." "What?" "Nothing." "If we can get to the north tunnel before they get to us," "I can trip the security door." "Isabella, can you give us more throttle?" "It's all the way in, sir!" "All right, hang tough." "This is going to get hairy." "Can we make those turns at this speed?" "Well, we're about to find out." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "There it is." "We should be okay if we can hold off these..." "Can we do that?" "No." "Keep your head down." "We're slowing down, sir!" "Keep it on the floor!" "It's on the floor." "There's too much track, sir." "I don't think we're going to make it!" "Everyone, to the front now!" "We're going to have to cut loose these..." "The motor's overheating!" "Sorry, guys." "You're on your own." "PHINEAS 2D:" "What are you doing?" "My job." "Protecting you two." "We've got to go back and help them." "That's not our fight." "But you just abandoned them!" "We could have made it!" "We could have all made it!" "Or we could have all been captured, and I wasn't going to take that chance." "These are the tough choices, people." "Somebody's got to be the adult here." "You two are safe, and that's what's important." "But..." "But..." "But..." "End of discussion." "Man, I had my heart set on those nachos." "Look, mysterious force," "I feel a little awkward talking to you since I didn't believe in you at first because, you know, it's crazy." "But then I saw you eat my friend, so I've made a little shrine here." "It's nice." "There's a banana and..." "Oh!" "Mr. Miggins." "So I hope this makes up for the whole disbelief thing." "Are we, uh..." "Are we good?" "Now you have no choice but to fix my machine." "No." "That's not one of your choices." "Fix the machine!" "No." "Can I..." "Can I say something?" "So, I think I'm up-to-date on the whole Perry Agent thing." "Strangely, that's the most normal thing that's happened this afternoon, but who exactly is this guy?" "Fix it!" "No." "Look, I would make myself do it but apparently he's an idiot." "Hey!" "Fix the machine!" "No." "All right, then, you've forced my hand." "Fix the machine!" "No." "Really?" "When I was your age, I did anything a puppet told me to do." "How old do you think we are?" "I don't know." "One, two?" "You know, it's hard to tell with the one eye." "Anyway, I don't know why you're being so uncooperative." "All I'm asking you to do is make my machine work so I can invade and conquer your world and enslave your loved ones." "See, that's just it." "Why would we do something that would lead to our own self-destruction?" "Self-destruction?" "Self-destruct..." "Wait a..." "Wait, that's it." "I remember now." "They took out my self-destruct button." "I don't know why I put it back in, but here." "I'll just rewire this, like so, and there." "It's working!" "It's working!" "It's functioning properly!" "Well, look who just became redundant." "Send them to their doom!" "Yes, her, too." "Yes, yes, everyone." "Doom, doom, doom and doom." "Doom!" "Jinx!" "You owe me three sodas." "Okay, doom for him, too." "What?" "But I'm you!" "Doom!" "Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet," "I'd have two nickels." "Which isn't a lot." "But it's weird that it happened twice, right?" "Welcome,doomedguests." "Comeon,keeptrudging." "Doomisthataway." "I would say, so far, adulthood gets about a three." "You know, this may be as good as it gets." "Andnowformyall-time favoritegame." "PoketheGoozim witha stick." "Surroundedbylava." "Mysecondfavoritegame isbackgammon." "Loveit!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hold the phone." "I could be useful." "What if you need a kidney or a stand-in for boring functions you have to attend?" "Or another kidney?" "Doom!" "Pooh." "(ROARING)" "Cranky,cranky,cranky." "Oh,I lovethecrank!" "I'll be honest, Ferb." "I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this." "Blah, blah, blah, two-car garage, etcetera." "Yeah?" "Well, welcome to my life!" "Whoa, deja vu-ish." "Perry, check out that guard!" "Keys!" "Cool!" "Look out!" "Ow!" "Is this the plan?" "Tell me this isn't the plan!" "NORMBOT:" "You are tampering withthepropertyof..." "Let'smakeomelets!" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "Can you get a little more lift out of this thing?" "I think I just bruised a kidney." "NORM 2D:" "Mybicycleis missing!" "(ALL SCREAMING)" "(ALL CHEERING)" "(ALL SIGH)" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "Yes!" "Go,Goozim!" "It'smuffintime,sir ." "Already?" "Okay, I see where you're going with this..." "I officially prefer our dimension!" "(SCREAMS)" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "This may not be the best time to tell you, but I actually flunked jungle gym in grade school." "I just couldn't get the hang of all the climbing..." "(SCREAMS)" "Oh, great, you caught it!" "Unlock me!" "Are you even paying attention?" "That's right." "It can wait." "Later!" "Moreguards!" "It'smuffintime,sir !" "You'rebroken!" "(THUMPING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Yay, other dimension Candace!" "Phineas!" "Catch!" "(GASPS) The remote!" "(ROARING)" "Perry, let go!" "What?" "No, no, don't let go." "Perry!" "Trust me!" "CANDACE:" "Two words!" "La-va!" "Trust me!" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "(ROARS)" "(WHIMPERING)" "Theyopenedanother portal!" "Goafterthem!" "Andher!" "Thatbanshee screaminggirl." "Gether,too!" "Thanks, Perry the Platypus." "NORMBOT:" "Stopwhereyouare ." "Youcannotleave." "Iuseaggression tomaskmy insecurities!" "The portal!" "Boy,I couldgo  fora lemonade." "(GRUNTING)" "NORMBOT:" "Theportalclosed,sir ." "Oh,pooh." "Oh,well." "Timeto starttheinvasion!" "Andsomebody getmeamuffin!" "Butit'snot muffintime,sir!" "All right, follow me." "We're going around clockwise." "MAN:" "♪Ifthere'sno hospitality Justgetoutoftown" "♪Youcan'tbe lyingonformality Andsaying... ♪I guess I'llseeyouaround" "♪You'vegotno obligations Nothingholdingyoudown" "♪Findanew situation Andsay" "♪I guess I'llseeyouaround" "♪You'vegotnotime to wasteonsentimentality" "♪Getoutand find yourself abrand-newreality" "♪You'vegottofind  yourself abrand-newreality" "♪A particleduality Anewdimensionality" "♪ Yeah, yeah!" "♪I guessI'llsee you  around" "♪Sometimesit 's appropriate Tostopforasnack" "♪Ifyoudothen  Ihopeyouget back" "♪I guess I'llseeyouaround" "♪Hoppingclockwise throughdimensions Isa dangerousthing" "♪Butit seemsto helpa lotif we sing" "♪Andwe cansingabout" "♪A brandnewreality Abrandnewreality" "♪A brandnewreality" "♪I guess I'llseeyouaround" "♪A brandnewreality Abrandnewreality" "♪A  brand-brand-brand-brand" "♪I guess I'llseeyouaround♪" "All right, how about two Kafkas for your Dostoyevsky?" "Stop wasting my time, Buford." "Wait, I think this is it." "Where have you guys been?" "This is it!" "(DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D LAUGHING EVILLY)" "I spy with my one little eye a new tri-state area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship." "Well, that's all about to change." "Pretty soon I'll be ruling over two tri-state areas, a virtual six-state area!" "Fly, fly, my Normbots!" "We've got some oppressing to do!" "(DOOFENSHMIRTZ 2D LAUGHS EVILLY)" "Why is Perry wearing a hat?" "We don't have time to explain." "We've got to try and stop an evil..." "Uh-oh." "It's too late!" "They're never going to fire her and..." "Hey, did you see that?" "No, I..." "What's going on?" "Oh, my!" "What is it?" "It's a comb over!" "I know, I should really just shave it." "Not happening." "Not happening." "My watermelon!" "NORMBOT:" "Allvehiclesmuststop." "It's okay!" "It's a rental!" "(HONKING)" "Oh, great!" "Albuquerque '93 all over again." "I wish other-dimension Candace was here." "She took out, like, 30 of them with a giant stone lawn gnome." "AgentP !" "Ouragentsare  being overwhelmedbythesheer numberofrobotscoming intoourdimension." "Youmustgetto Doof'sheadquarters andstophim." "Aye, aye, sir." "We're ready to serve." "Oh,no." "Youkids needtogo home whereit'ssafe." "With all due respect, sir, we've been through quite a lot together." "We're a team now." "Nope,fartoodangerous." "Andbesides, ourinsurance won'tcoverit ." "Tellthem,AgentP." "Come on, Perry." "Let's go kick some robot chassis!" "Perry?" "Wow, I guess we're going home then." "Hey, where's Dr. D?" "MRS. THOMPSON:" "Hello?" "Hello, Mrs. Thompson?" "It's me, Heinz." "I think I left my keys in the other dimension." "Can you buzz me in?" "Whoisthis?" "Heinz Doofenshmirtz!" "Your neighbor." "For, like, 12 years." "Who?" "I live in the penthouse." "I wear lab coats a lot." "I speak with the accent I am currently speaking to you with." "Justlikemy  neighborupstairs." "Yes, exactly!" "He'snothome." "You'llhaveto  comebacklater." "No, no, wait." "This is just beautiful." "I decide to do the right thing, and I end up in a cell." "Well, at least my brothers are safe." "What lesson am I supposed to be learning here?" "(HISSING)" "I'm Jeremy Johnson." "I'm here to rescue you." "Johnson, Jeremy?" "Yes, sir." "And I picked up a couple new recruits." "We found a way to bypass the entire security grid." "It was cool." "What?" "You brought my little brothers?" "Are you out of your mind, soldier?" "I didn't know they were your brothers, but I should have known." "They're smart and courageous, just like you." "You think I'm smart and courageous?" "Well, yeah, uh, sir." "Uh, good work, soldier." "We should really get out of here while we can." "Most of the Normbots are away in the other dimension." "We can slip away pretty easily." "The Normbots are in the other dimension?" "This isn't the time to escape." "This is the time to make our move." "Let's go!" "ALL:" "Yes, sir!" "Boys, wait." "Thanks for rescuing me." "I'm really proud of you both." "And we're proud of you, too, sir." "I got nachos!" "Who wants some?" "Nobody?" "Oh, Mysterious force, you can see I'm really trying here." "Please bring back Candace!" "Oh, hi, Stacy." "And I also want a car." "I still can't believe Perry wanted us to go home." "I mean, look at this." "There'srobotsall overthetri-statearea." "Andnowforthe weather." "There'srobots,Phil!" "Robots!" "( SCREAMING)" "You'd think he'd need all the help he could get... (BEEPING) Hey, what's that?" "Ferb, do you hear that?" "It's Perry's locket." "It's like a homing device." "(BEEPING FASTER)" "(BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "Shall we?" "This must be Perry's lair." "Welcome,Phineasand Ferb." "Pleaseinsertthekey ." "Do you have a key?" "(NOTE SOUNDS)" "Pleaseinsertthekey ." "Good try." "Pleaseinsertthekey ." "Pleaseinsertthekey ." "That's odd." "It's a shaped keyhole." "It kind of looks like..." "Wait a minute." "PhineasandFerb, thismessageis top secret, foryourearsonly." "Ifyouarehearingthis , thetri-statearea isatemergency alertlevelAlphaRed ." "AgentP needsyourhelp." "How does he know we'll know what to do?" "Heknows youwillknow whattodo ." "Healsoknowsyou two  aretheonlyones capableofhelpinghim  becauseyoutwoare  theonlyonescapable ofcreatingthese." "Auto-scan replicationinitiated." "Ferb, I think I know what we're gonna do today." "NORMBOT:" "Youhaveanew leader." "Putonyourdooferalls." "36-inchwaist." "No way!" "I'm a 34!" "(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)" "So, I guess you trusted us after all." "I was wrong." "It was not for me!" "Heads up!" "Platyposterior coming through!" "Now this is what I call busting." "All right, everyone!" "Let's kick some robot chassis!" "ALL:" "Yeah!" "All right, that is very good." "Phineas!" "Anything we can do?" "Yeah!" "Musical accompaniment!" "(PLAYING  ROBOT RIOT)" "♪We'regonnakick somerobotchassis" "♪Soyoubetter tellyourrobotnation" "♪Tosayarobotprayer 'Causeyoubetterprepare" "♪Foran automaton annihilation" "♪Youthinkyou 're gonnatakeus down" "♪Well,mechanicalman , youjusttryit" "♪You'regonnaride thatrailoutoftown" "♪Thisis arobotriot" "♪I thinkyouknow whatI mean" "♪Thisis arobotriot  I'mgonnabreakyou down" "♪Andsellyou  forscrapmetal ButI 'llkeepenough" "♪Tobuildmyself atrampoline" "♪' Causeyourmomma wasa blender" "♪Andyourdad was just awashingmachine" "♪Thisis arobotriot" "♪I 'mgonnabreakyou up I'mgonnabreakyou down" "♪I 'mgonnatakeyou  toa chopshopdowntown" "♪Youknowthat you'llbedreading ThisandroidArmageddon" "♪I thinkyou bettercheckyourfluids 'CauseI knowyou're sweating" "♪Youknowyou 'regonna lose Andsingtherobotblues" "♪You'llblowafuse  Andtakearobotsnooze" "♪I willdeactivateyou  BecauseI kindof hate you" "♪Don'twantto beataroundthebush" "♪We'regonnadecimate you ♪Thisis arobotriot" "♪Oh,man,it'son" "♪Thisis arobotriot" "♪I 'mgonnaripyou up Andputyoubacktogether" "♪Inanew configuration Justtomowmylawn" "♪' Causeyoursister isa fridge" "♪Andyouknowher lightisalwayson" "♪Thisis arobotriot" "♪Robotriot..." "We've got to do something about that portal." "Ferb!" "We're gonna go try to close the portal!" "♪Thisis arobotriot" "♪I 'mgonnaripyou up I'mgonnabreakyou down" "♪I 'mgonnatakeyou  tothechopshopdowntown" "♪I 'mgonnaripyou up I'mgonnabreakyou down" "♪I 'mgonnatakeyou  tothechopshopdowntown ♪" "What?" "Oh!" "I've had just about enough of you, you..." "Ow!" "What is on this!" "I was wrong, Stacy, about everything." "I'm not a grown-up." "I can't control mysterious forces." "I can't even get my mom to see what my brothers are doing!" "Stacy, that's it!" "I can't get my mom to see what my brothers are doing!" "Candace, where are you going?" "I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom!" "And I'm gonna fail!" "No, it's Heinz Doofenshmirtz." "You borrowed sugar from me this morning." "MRS. THOMPSON:" "Idon'thaveany sugar." "Ihadto borrowsome frommyneighbor thismorning." "Yeah." "That's me!" "He'sa niceman, butI hearhe 'sdivorced." "Oh, that she remembers." "Mom!" "Candace, what are you doing here?" "You got to come outside and bust the boys!" "I'm not leaving now." "The girl is about to forgive the guy for the cliche misunderstanding." "Well, after she battles these robots." "Whoa!" "This 3-D is amazing!" "Ferb, we'll handle it down here." "Go help Phineas!" "Come on, you stupid thing." "Work!" "So that dish must be what's controlling the robots." "Maybe I don't need to close the portal if I could just take out that..." "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, no, you don't." "Now the baseball is on the other foot." "Or however that saying goes, I'm not..." "I'm not really sure." "Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?" "You know, all that's going to happen from you guys coming up here is that I'm going to have a brand-new platyborg." "(LAUGHS)" "And maybe even a boyborg!" "Try saying that five times fast." "Boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg..." "I guess it's not that hard, never mind." "(CHATTERING)" "You know something, kid?" "You've been a thorn in my side all day long." "(WHISTLES)" "But that's about to change right now!" "No!" "(DOOFENSHMIRTZ YELLING)" "My babies!" "No, what have you done?" "It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh?" "Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect." "Has anyone seen my pants?" "Yeah, they're over there." "Wolverines!" "Mom, if you care one iota about me, your family, and your city, you'll come outside with me right now!" "Well, I guess I could use some more popcorn." "Great!" "Come on, come on, come on, come on!" "Ferb!" "Bro, I just hit the best home run ever!" "Now, tremble before me!" "No, I'm down here." "See, one last trick up my sleeve." "It's me!" "I'm the trick up my own sleeves, 'cause I'm in the sleeve, get it?" "(SIGHS) Pearls before swine." "Hope you got your 3-D glasses 'cause I'm coming at you!" "Yeah!" "Hey!" "What?" "I'm kind of in the middle of something here." "I got a little something just for you." "Here." "Choo-Choo!" "Yeah, it's mine." "See, I told you I never lost it." "It was in a box in my pantry labeled "VHS tapes."" "Go figure." "Anyway, you can have it." "I can't believe it!" "Choo-Choo, it is you!" "Heart melting, back-story resolving, evilness diminishing." "It's the least I can do." "You know, I don't even know what I was thinking with the whole evil robots thing." "Actually, when I look around, I'm really embarrassed." "Let me clean this up." "Look!" "Self-destruct button." "Ah, you." "Yeah." "Here we go!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "Come on, hurry, hurry!" "Do I even need to say "there's nothing there" anymore?" "Mom, you can say it all you want." "There's nothing there!" "Whoo-hoo!" "I did it, I saved the world!" "You can go back to your movie now." "Yeah, you know what?" "We're totally cool now." "I'm just gonna go return to my home and live out the rest of my days with my Choo-Choo." "Okay then, ciao!" "Home." "It's good to be..." "Uh-oh." "Book him, ladies." "You know, my crimes against humanity had just completely slipped my mind." "Hey!" "Did you guys just see that?" "I saved Danville!" "Good job, soldier." "So what'll you do now?" "Wow, I haven't thought of anything but busting Doofenshmirtz for years." "I don't know." "Well, I know what interests I'd pursue." "Hey!" "Here you all are." "I'll take that under consideration." "What about you, Candace?" "You know, after all of this," "I'm gonna give myself a little more time to be young." "It's not such a bad place to be." "You know what?" "Me, too." "Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for telling us all about summer, you know, opening our horizons, and teaching Ferb classical guitar." "(NOTES PLAYING)" "(CHATTERING)" "Hey!" "It's our Perry!" "Perry!" "Looks like the evil was fried right out of him." "Sorry he's mostly made of metal now." "Are you kidding?" "That makes him extra cool!" "Thanks so much, guys." "I'm glad we could help." "Man, this has been the greatest day ever." "Imagine how much fun we can have together now that we know you're a secret agent." "Yes, yes, the next 15 minutes should be a real hoot." "Well, then, of course, Agent P will be sent away forever." "What?" "You didn't know?" "Didn't he give you a pamphlet?" "We threw it away." "Does anyone read those things?" "I tried to warn you, sir." "Kids, I'm sorry but now that Agent P's cover has been blown, you won't be allowed to see him anymore." "That's why you didn't want us to know your secret." "So we'll never see Perry again?" "There has to be another way." "Sorry, Phineas." "It isn't safe." "You know too much." "Now I never wished so much that I could unknow something." "Sir, maybe there is a way." "What about Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Amnesianator?" "I never built an Amnesianator." "I think I'd remember building something like that." "Well, that might work." "But you'd all have to agree." "So our choice is to either forget the best day ever, forget the biggest adventure we've ever had, and forget meeting Agent P, or remember today, but never see Perry again?" "Well, we've had a lot of great days." "But we only have one Perry." "Agreed." "ALL:" "Yeah!" "MONOGRAM:" "All right, everybody." "Tall kids in the back." "Just need to do a little more programming here and we'll be ready to roll." "Hey, buddy, Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes." "You know, we thought we'd finally met the real you when we found out you were Agent P, but the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you." "You are now and always have been a great pet and a great friend." "We're gonna miss you, Agent P." "I love you, pal." "Sir, are you crying?" "No, I'm sweating through my eyes." "Okay, sir." "We're ready." "Okay, Karl." "We're set." "Um, Major Monogram?" "Yes?" "So none of us will remember any of today?" "That's right." "Good!" "(GASPS) Isabella!" "Hit it, Karl!" "Wait!" 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