"Dug's Special Mission" "Hi." "My name is Dug." "GAMMA:" "Aw, Dug." "BETA:" "What are you doing out here?" "GAMMA:" "You're always getting in the way!" "." "DUG:" "Today is my birthday, and it will be the happiest day of my life." "ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) Master will be most displeased to hear we lost the bird because of you." "DUG :" "Oh!" "Can I help you catch the bird?" "ALPHA:" "Wait." "So." "You are wanting to be helping us?" "." "ALPHA:" "We have just picked out a special mission for you, Dug." "All by yourself, you will capture the bird." "DUG :" "Oh, boy!" "My pack is giving me a special mission!" "Did you know today is my birthday?" "I made a wish." "ALPHA:" "Yes." "Very nice." "Your mission is to watch this rock." "DUG :" "Watch the rock!" "Watch the rock!" "Why?" "ALPHA:" "Uh, it is the bird's favorite rock." "GAMMA:" "Y eah." "BETA:" "Sure is." "ALPHA:" "So just watch over it, and let us know if it moves." "DUG :" "I will watch the rock!" "I will keep my eyes on you, rock." "Do not try any tricks, for I am a great watchdog..." "I see you, rock!" "Uh..." "Alpha, the rock moved!" "ALPHA:" "This is the bird's favorite hole." "Under no circumstances are you permitted to..." "Squirrel!" "." "... ever leave this hole." "Do you understand the words that I am saying to you now?" "." "DUG :" "Oh, yes." "I will stay i n the hole and I will capture the bird." "ALPHA:" "Yes." "Definitely." "GAMMA:" "That ought to do it." "BETA:" "Yeah." "DUG :" "I will stay in the hole." "I will stay in the hole." "I will stay in the... (ECHOING) Now I am going down the hole." "It is dark in the hole." "ALPHA:" "This is our day, my lieutenants." "Master will have much reward..." "DUG:" "Hey, my pack is in the hole, too!" "ALPHA:" "Now your mission is to sit on that rock." "DUG :" "Okay." "GAMMA:" "No, no, no, no, no!" "ALPHA:" "Dug!" "." "Stand aside!" "." "ALPHA:" "Move!" "." "DUG:" "Find the bird!" "Find the bird!" "ALPHA:" "Ow!" "." "I am hurting!" "." "DUG:" "Are you okay, Alpha?" "ALPHA:" "I will be getting you, Dug!" "." "This is Alpha calling to Master." "I am reporting that Dug has caused us to not capture the bird." "He is a bad dog!" "." "GAMMA:" "Hey, Beta." "Dug's gonna get it!" "BETA:" "Yeah." "Happy birthday, Dug." "DUG:" "It has been a bad birthday." "That looks like a turtle." "And that looks like a man." "CARL:" "I see you back there." "DUG:" "It is a man!" "CARL:" "Go annoy someone else for a while." "DUG:" "Hey, are you okay over there?" "I can smell you." "Aw!" "It is a good birthday after all." "I got my wish, a new master." "That one looks like a dog." "DUG:" "And that was the happiest day of my life." "RUSSELL:" "Hey, I like dogs." "CARL:" "We have your dog!" "RUSSELL:" "Whoa!" "CARL:" "Wonder who he belongs to." "RUSSELL:" "Sit, boy." "Hey, look, he's trained." "Shake." "Speak." "DUG:" "Hi, there."