"Weeds" " Season 3 Episode 9 Release the hounds" "Transcript by testexam" "Synchro :" "Macanto / [dx] Michvanilly / San-A" "{special thanks to}" "Well?" "I'm waiting." " If you'd..." " Keep your body still." "Move your lips." "Make sentences." "What are those lines?" "You'll get a full diagnostic report from the doctor." "But you know." "You have a week to live." " That's not funny." " Tickled me." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "You want to get some coffee or something?" "You're an insane stalker person." "Why would I go anywhere with you?" "To talk, to explain." "And..." "Sorry if I freaked you out." "And I swear I'm not dangerous, and I'll buy." "Latte, cookies, you name it." "You're gonna keep stalking me unless I do this, aren't you?" "I can't answer definitively yes or no at this point." "There's a place across the street." "I'll meet you there in an hour." "Great." "That's great." " What?" " Could you release the hounds?" " No." " No?" "I'm gonna send in another tech to do your side angles." "Might as well finish what you started." "Ok." "Let's make this quick." "It's fucking hot, out here." " Don't you love coffee?" " Yes, I do." "I love coffee, slept with Peter, just like you." "We must be long-lost twins." "I have those same earrings at home." "They're nice." "How's..." "Tim doing?" "How do you think he's doing?" "His father's dead." "I have boys too... two boys." "Dead father." "Heart attack, though, not, well, however Peter died." "Is Tim seeing a grief counselor?" "Shane went, but I don't know if it did anything." "I guess time and..." "This is my break, and you are not my friend, so why am I sitting here?" "Don't you want to talk about Peter?" "Not with some random woman he was fucking, who my son hates." "I used to think that it was because he wanted Peter and me to reconcile, but now I'm thinking it's because you're a crazy, stalker, narcissist whackjob." "I started sketching again." "Jesus, I do sound nuts." "I'm not." "You're right, this is all ridiculous." "I don't know what I expected." "I'm sorry." "Nice meeting you..." "Even though you are kind of a bitch." "Bye." "Here." "You can throw it away if you want, Ok?" "I have two questions." "One, why isn't the air-conditioning on?" "I don't think it's working." "And Shane, can I play brickbreaker on this thing?" "Those are for business purposes only." "Sanjay, your territories are colleges, junior colleges, trade schools..." "And gay bars and dance clubs, 'cause I'm a faggot." "I can call myself that but you can't, 'cause I'm gay, and you're not." "I'm not ashamed." "This is who I am." "Good for you." "I'll sell to anyone cool who wants some weed." "I'm flexy." "Don't be too flexy." "Remember we start with people we've dealt to before, and we only expand when a customer has been vouched for." "You're forgetting one key territory." "Hi, Silas." "I'm gay." "You can get help for that." "Oh, I know." "This guy Stuart's been really helping me." "Stuart's the best." "Silas, why don't we talk about this after Tara goes home?" "This is about Tara." "Hear me out." "Tara is completely active in the church, and they have, like, 10,000 members." "It's a totally untapped market." "They say when christ was anointed with oil by John the baptist, it was cannabis oil." "That sounds hot." "The Lord wants me to sell pot, Mrs. Botwin." " Really?" " Yes." "And he also wants me to buy a new BMW..." "Preferably the convertible." "The good christian people of Majestic like to get baked." "That explains so much." "Shane, would you get that, please?" "So, am I in?" "I promise I'm gonna be your number-one salesperson." " You work on straight commission." " Fine." " Never say where you get your product." " Never." "You realize you're doing something illegal?" "I answer to a much higher authority." "Fine, you're in." "Do I get a cellphone, too?" "Take Silas's." "Then how am I supposed to cover my territory?" "You don't." "Delivery requires discretion, which you clearly lack, so I'm gonna think of something else for you to do." "Someone named Valerie is here." "She says she wants to talk to you." "What am I doing here?" "I wanted to apologize for acting like an asshole." "No, that was fair." "I mean..." "I did stalk you." "Tim's in the car..." "I got your address from your mammogram papers, drove over..." "Drove by the house a few times." "Your neighbor on the corner is really into gnomes, huh?" "Did you call before and hang up?" " Twice." " Crazy stalker person." " Call it even?" " No, I'm having you arrested..." "Restraining order, the whole thing." "Little shit." "All right, look, I got you this." "It's a bath bomb " " Effervescent." "My advice is to let it bubble between your legs." "The carbonation effect, it's really enjoyable." "And it smells nice." " Thanks." " Just take it." "I'm an overgifter." "Not a big deal." "Oh, well..." "I'm gonna go." "Thanks for the bath thing." "Oh, and your boobs are fine " " Benign." "Fine and benign." "Aren't you glad I'm not a proctologist?" "Well, you have short fingernails but a lot of anger, so..." "Okay, I'm gonna go smack my kid and take him to the shrink." "Oh, hey, um..." "Are you free for dinner tomorrow?" "The referendum will pass." " I'm tense." " Ooh, you want a massage?" "Yes." "In maui." "A week in wailea with you when this is all over." "What do you say?" "I say I'm one lucky girl." "Hello..." "Isabelle..." "Well, how in the hell should I know where he is?" "Have you tried his cellphone?" "Well, maybe you should call child protective services." "I'm sure he's fine." "God protects the stupid." "I'm not feeling any cold air." "I think it's broken." "When a customer calls in to the computer database, he or she types in a client ID Number." " It's not working." " You haven't even tried it." "No, the air-conditioning." "I don't think it's working." "Okay, we need to talk." "Bet your ass we do." "Where's Tara?" "She's at her youth group." "She's coming by later." "I'm in the middle of explaining this to you." "Praying that they'll have her BMW in the color that she wants?" "What's your problem?" "I guess we'll go over it later." "Honey I'm sorry." "Go eat some cake or watch Youtube or something." "Were you trying to impress her " "The bad-boy drug dealer who drives all the good girls wild?" "It's not like that." "She is totally, totally trustworthy." "You would know this how?" "You met her three weeks ago." "In your 17 years on earth, you've gained such great insight and wisdom into people?" "She's gonna make a lot of money for us." "We know nothing about her except that she's a fundamentalist who likes to smoke a lot of pot." "That does not inspire me with confidence." "You married a DEA Agent." "also, monumentally stupid." "I would hope that my children could learn from my mistakes." "I'd like my phone back." "No, as I told you before, I have other plans for you." "You're coming with me to the grow house tomorrow" "Should I be excited, or is this, like, punishment?" "This is, like, a way to learn about a business from the ground up, literally." "This is also, like, a way to keep you occupied so you don't, like, go off and do something else, like, stupid." "Like, get it?" "Just a little something to say," ""thank you for all your help."" "90-fucking-percent of the vote, baby." "I'm not gonna answer that." "It might be important." "Everything that's important is right here in this room." "It's your daughter." "Tell her you're busy till tomorrow." "Then we can eat and fuck all day without interruption." "What?" "I can't understand anything that you're say" "Stop crying." "Isabelle, stop crying and talk!" "Son of a bitch." "Will you drop the "steel magnolias" bit?" "He's still breathing." "Why are you such a cunt?" "Please don't use foul language, Isabelle." "People will think you weren't raised right." "I wonder why." "Ow, stop!" "Good afternoon, Mrs. Hodes." "Yeah, for who?" "Is he going to be okay?" "He's lucky to be alive." "Animal urine disinfected many of his wounds." "Animals peed on him?" "Apparently, several." "Hmm, that's somehow perfect." "He's gonna be all right, though, right?" "The initial surgery was successful, but he'll need several more." "Then there will be a tremendous amount of rehabilitation needed." "We're looking down a long road here, Mrs. Hodes." "No, not we." "Him and you." "Not me." "We are getting a divorce." "So, who should I speak to?" " There's no one else." " There has to be someone else." "He was an only child." "Grandma and grandpa are dead." "There's no one else but you." "Well, what about the state?" "I'm sure there must be some lovely, state-funded institutions that will take him." " Dad." " Oh, God." "Come on!" "Move it!" "What's going on, Dwight?" "Just open the gate." "Doug Wilson -- councilman Doug." "I'm here every day." "Don't you remember I wore that pompom hat the other day?" "You loved that hat." "Yeah, you did." "What?" "This is letting the air-conditioning escape." "Sir I'm sorry but the computer's telling me that your membership's been revoked." "What?" "By who?" "I don't know, but it's in red." "It's from pretty high up." "You have to turn your car around." "No, I'm not moving." "Sullivan Groff and this whole fucking place can kiss my black ass." "This is so not over." "I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson." "I did like your pompom hat." "Save yourself, Dwight, you're too good for these assholes." "Go get a job you can be proud of." "We'll see who laughs last." "Conrad, teach him to grow." "This little fucker?" "No, hold up." "Okay, no, this little fucker steals our shit, ruins everybody's life and I'm supposed to be his mentor?" "Think of it as a big-brother kind of thing, or scared straight." "He needs a positive male influence in his life." "I'm the only man you know?" "The only real man." "You think this shit is gonna fly with me?" "It's not shit." "You're the best at what you do." "I mean that." "Hey, watch this right here." "Your mother's smooth as butter." "Not always." "Your only lines are, "yes, I'm willing to do anything you say,"" "and, "thank you for this opportunity."" "How much are you paying me to babysit?" " Pay you?" " That is what I'm doing." "You can't handle him, so you're giving him to me, to set him straight." "$10 an hour." "Don't be cheap with me, I know the going rate is closer to $15 in the suburbs." "After business is up and running, I'll buy you a Rolex." "Because all black men like a little bling-bling?" "Yes." "Go on." "Make my boy your bitch." "All right, Nancy." "You want your boy to be my bitch?" "He'll be my bitch." "Poor guy." "Poor wrecked guy." "Okay, tell me she gave you a sponge bath." "Tell me she soaped it up, and then slurped the gobbledygood." "Blink once for "yes, "two for "no," three for "hell, yes."" "Listen, buddy, you don't have to worry about anything." "Buddy Doug here has got your back." "Now, in case you turn into a vegetable," "I've taken the liberty, of drawing up this power of attorney." "You need to sign this now, or your cunt wife will crush the one part of you that hasn't already been crushed." "All right?" "Just try to work with me here." "Sign your name." "There we go." "Your assets are protected." "I speak for you now." "Do you have any assets?" "You've got your milf money coming to you, buddy." "Nance is back in business." "Conrad's got a grow house three times the size." "Money's flowing in like this morphine in your arm." "Just a little while." "Share the love?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "He might have a disease." "Let's see if there's any clean needles." "Then we'll just pull the tube." "Fair enough." "I could use a little something." "It's so hard to see him like this." "You think he'll be in pain if we take the drip out?" "He'll be fine." "Right, buddy?" "You are such a good friend." "We love you, man." " What?" " Bingo." "Does this mean we can't go to hawaii?" "No, this means I have to sell the majestic house, and then I have to pay for someone else to take care of "the magnificent invalid."" "Baby, you can't sell the majestic house." "What can I do?" "I need the money." "No, seriously, you can't sell it." "The mortgage is held by a dummy corporation." "You can live in it as long as you want, but if you try to sell it, the jig's up." "You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe." "Shit." "Can you sell it for me?" "I thought dean was out of your life." "He was..." "Till the handitard went and drove off of a cliff." "You'll think of something." "You're a very resourceful woman." "Fucking rolling blackouts." "The planet's overpopulated." "Resources are running out." "The world is it's doomed." " More wine?" " Oh, god, yeah." "I have to sit down." "When Shane was little, he called the stars "up aboves"" "I Miss the simplicity of toddlerhood." "Amen to that." "I'm failing my children." "Oh, God." "Who isn't?" "Yeah." "Tim's kind of a dickhead." " Fuck you." "I love my son." " Oh, sorry, of course you do." "I love my dickhead son." "I have ice-cream cake." "I want cake." "Give me cake." "Give me cake!" "Someone's yelling, and people are sleeping." "How drunk are we?" "We're not drunk, andy." "We're lubricated." "Is that the technical term?" " You got a problem with that?" " No, ma'am." "He called me "ma'am."" "Get him, val, get him." "You think I'm a "ma'am"?" "You are definitely not a "ma'am." no, ma'am." "I'm getting cake and three forks, and no one can stop me." "Thank you." " You getting up?" " No, I'm fine down here." "Who's your friend?" "Do you like her?" "She's, uh..." "Who is she?" " She's my new friend." " About time you got a friend." "Oh, not nice, andy." "Not a nice thing to say." "So, How do you know her?" "She's Peter's ex-wife." "I'm sorry, Nance." "Are you fucking insane?" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "You know, it's funny, but if we don't succeed in life, we run the risk of failure." "It's not pollution causing problems in our environment." "It's the impurities in the air and in the water." "So I say to you, my fellow majesticans, change is good... because change... is change." "Thank you very much." "God bless you, and God bless the new Majestic!" "Thank you!" "Holy shit." "Wow, that's a lot of sewage" "that motherfucker." "I'm gonna have him killed."