"This is my face." "It's not a good moment, but it can get worse." "Other than this suitcase, I own nothing else." "Only a secret to confess." "As a child, I used to root for Jesus." "I say it this way to explain my calling, which was born like a sports passion." "Like all kids, I was attracted by great sports exploits but my main man was Jesus Christ, who spread kindness and walked on water." "Even if I still root for Jesus, three months ago I unfrocked." "Here's the secret:" "I fell in love with a woman, but she loved the priest, not the man within." "As soon as I unfrocked, she took off." "I still dress as a priest." "No one knows, let alone my mother." "They'll understand." "She's not crying for me, I haven't told her yet." "There's another problem in the family, my sister Rosamaria ran away with a mysterious lover, no one knows where." "She left her husband Arturo." "I married them, a very nice ceremony." "Mother Stella is destroyed." "She urgently called me." "All she has left is the comfort of her adored son the priest." "The time isn't right to tell her I'm no longer a priest." "Ma," "I've unfrocked." "Valbona is my mother's Rumanian cleaner, she's driving me to my next home." "In Spilimbergo, where I was the priest they kicked me out." "I have no money, no job, I'm fifty and like unfrocked priests, no great expectations." "I can't stay in town, my mother doesn't want anyone to know I'm no longer a priest." "So she sent me in isolation." "What's more isolated than a lighthouse... in disuse?" "These are things to throw away." "I do it." "Not lots water." "I'll ask Mother." "You haven't been here in a while." "It needs a lot of fixing up." "What did you expect?" "The Ritz?" "Valbona says there's no water." "You have to pump it at the reservoir until the well fills up." "If the well's not full, the water won't come out." "C'mon, Ma." "Everything will be all right." "Screw yourself." "A SMALL MEDITERRENEAN SHINGLE" "Lord, give me strength." "Arturo, what happened to my sister?" "Costantino, they said you were back." "News of Rosamaria?" " I'd like to confess." " I can't take confession." "I'm at the lighthouse." "The lighthouse..." "Okay, I'll meet you there, so..." " Wait!" " What?" "It won't count there?" "No, the confession counts!" "It's just that I'm..." "What?" "Arturo, I... don't know..." " Never mind." " What?" "I'm on my way." "Disgusting?" "Drinkable." "You wanted to confess?" "I'm listening..." "Sorry, could you wear your priest clothes?" "Arturo..." "I prefer." "I'm already uncomfortable, let's make it church-like." "Thanks." "The thing is..." " The thing is, Father..." " No need to say Father!" "Yes, there is, there is..." "So Father," "I knew it." "But I didn't expect it." "I knew that your sister, my wife," "Rosamaria had someone else." "I've known her forever, we grew up together." "Then she became a woman and we got engaged to our and our families' delight." "But at one point we fell out of love." "Too late, what were we supposed to do?" "Disappoint half the town?" "So we married for the joy of our families." "You married us." "We kept living together, not as husband and wife." "Until she fell in love with someone else." "And..." "I was happy for her." "I let her do it, I mean actually..." "And the other person?" "So we continued, by mutual agreement..." "I understand, but the other person?" "Until, by mutual agreement, we knew this couldn't go on, so we opted, let's say for the big shake-off." "Fine, but what about the other person?" "That's life." "This is all." "Who is my sister's lover?" "Father, this is a confession, not an interrogation." "Costantino, absolve me, will you?" " Fine, I absolve you." " No, no, no." "The formula, come on." "I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost." "Amen." "Thank you." "I'll make some coffee, yours was disgusting." "What's the problem, why can't I stay with you?" "Fine." "Morning, Father Costantino." "Magnolia, my sister, made me nice surprise." "I leave bags, clean then find her a settlement." " Need help?" " No, thanks." "My sister said you're a priest." "Funky!" " Are you hurt?" " No, it's nothing." "You're the priest here?" "No, I'm on a small holiday." "This all yours?" "My family's." "A lucky family!" "Especially these days." "What's in here?" "It was my father's workshop." "He fixed things, recycled, to pass time." "He was the lighthouse keeper, had lots of time." "I'm done." "Magnolia, let's go, quick." "Wait!" "Let me enjoy this beauty." "My sister's always in a rush." "Not me." "I'm retired." "Already?" "So young?" "What did you do?" "Prostitute." "Sorry?" "I began as a lap-dancer, then hostess, prostitute and finally top escort." "I said I'd quit at forty, I'm there." " Why you tell?" " You embarrassed?" " I don't shout it." " Me neither." "You just told him." "Were you embarrassed?" "You're the only one." " Let's go!" " Change tone, or I won't come." " Let's go!" " I'm not leaving!" "Stop busting my balls!" " Cut it out!" " Screw you!" " You're tiresome!" " Fuck off!" "I haven't seen her for a year and I'm annoying her." "Stop it!" "No way, if that's your attitude, I'm sleeping here tonight." " Forget it." " You ruin everything." "Can I stay here?" "I don't think so..." "Fuck!" "Where can I settle?" "I don't want to be a bother." "Maybe the workshop?" "It's a mess." "Clean it up." "So what's better?" "Being a maid or a hooker?" "Seriously!" "Whatever's better is better." "I'm not ashamed you're a maid, you're ashamed I'm a hooker?" "We're sisters, alone, no father, no mother, and you refuse my financial help?" "Come on!" " Is it ready?" " Coming." "Apologies for the service, the kitchen's not organized yet." "What is it?" "Pasta with things..." "Please." "Enough." "Careful, I put chili peppers, pretty tasteless really, but hot." "How is it?" "Hot." "I mean, do you like it?" "My grandpa used to say:" ""Hunger is the best cook."" "We say it too." ""Hunger's the best seasoning."" "It's almost the same." "Thanks for putting me up." "Really." "My sister's a drag." "I can make love to you, as exchange for hospitality." "I'm retired but I'm very good." "But I'm a priest..." "So what?" "I've had important priests." "Top escort, top priests." "Why the face?" "I'm a pro, there's nothing wrong." "You offer pasta, I offer orgasm." "It's not the same thing, your pasta sucks, my orgasm's great." "Ma." "Your sister called." "She's in Peking." "In Peking?" "Go and get her." "All the way to Peking?" "How is she?" "She's in Peking." "Why in Peking?" "Because she's an asshole!" "C'mon, Ma." "So are you!" "Great." "Music bothering you?" "No, it rather cheers up the place." "I made some coffee." "Thanks." "Did you just get up?" "I thought only prostitutes slept late." "I'm not an expert but you sing very well." "I do karaoke, when I can." "I have my gear." "Toothbrush and a karaoke." "I could live anywhere." " And seven or eight suitcases." " My clothes..." "I can't sing naked." "Though I have done it." "Father Costantino, what's up with my sister?" "She says she can't put me up, or won't." "I don't know if I should leave or not." "Can I stay here a few more days?" "I love it here." "Dear Magnolia, if people find out that a priest and a... hooker... excuse me." "Retired." "No offense." "Maddalena?" "How does Arturo's song go?" "The doctors told you..." "You mustn't smoke!" "Even in the hospital I smoked." "How does it go?" "Go on, play." "Again." "You're like a seal who takes life for real..." "Hang on!" "Dad?" "It's Arturo." "Hello, Dad." "How are you?" "Like a cuckold's father." "That idiot went off to Peking!" "Shame on her!" "How does that make you look in town?" "The world we live in!" "You never get it right!" "Nothing." "Not one." "Don't work him up!" "Me?" "Dad was playing your song." "What song?" "That piece of crap again?" "Don't mind him!" "He doesn't like catchy music!" "He wouldn't do gigs at weddings with us, his Highness!" "My music's not right for weddings." "Who wrote the seal song?" "You did!" "Before turning to that twisted music." "OK then let's all be circus seals!" "Better than cuckolded." "Drop this music conversation, we've had it a million times." "Let's drop it once and for all... and talk about being cheated on." "Maybe you'll find that catchier!" "I get it." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot!" "See you at driving school?" "Cuckolded!" "Why aren't you in school?" "School is boring." "Teachers are underpaid." "They don't give a fuck." "Don't you know not to swear?" "Can we see your horns?" "Cuckolded!" "It's time for the lesson." "You do it!" "Where are you going?" "What's wrong?" " Don't ask." " I am asking." "I can't take it." "The whole town teases me." " Let me stay here." " But the driving school?" "My sisters can handle it." "I can stay in the workshop." "You and everyone else!" "Who else?" "There's a lady staying a few days." "What does she do?" "She's a prostitute." "How much is it?" " What?" " You'll have to pay her, right?" "She's Valbona's sister!" "So it's free?" "We don't sleep together!" "I'm a priest!" "Let me introduce you." "My sister's husband." "The cuckolded?" "He's also staying a few days." "Great, a pianist?" "You could play, I sing!" "I don't accompany." "Put the piano over there." " Who told her?" " I didn't." " I certainly didn't!" " Word gets around!" "What are you doing?" "I can't sleep here, the bed's too soft." "I'm used to a double." "For what it was worth." "Who is my sister's lover?" "Who's asking?" "The priest or brother-in-law?" "Both." "Both have to ask Rosamaria." "I can't tell." "Why Peking?" "Come on!" "Is he a good person?" "Apparently." "Is he Chinese?" "See?" "It's too mushy." "Why don't you sleep here?" "You had a small bed in the cell." "What cell?" "The one in the convent near Florence." "That was a seminary." "Now I live in an apartment." "I thought priests always slept uncomfortably." "There we go." "It's raining." "It's raining in 5/4 time." "What?" "Hear that?" "An irregular rhythm." "What is it?" "It's jazz." "Now it's a perfect 4/4 time." "Come on, Arturo..." "Is it serious?" "Can you fix it?" "I guess not." "Nice." "What's it called?" "Premature ejaculation?" " He doesn't play in front of others." " Why?" "I don't know." " I found a company to fix the roof." " Really?" "I found it on Internet." "You don't want local workers since you're hosting an ex-hooker." ""Southern Shingles V. Ltd."?" "Southern Shingles." "Ma?" "Costantino, it's Rosamaria!" "Rosamaria!" "I need to talk to you." "In Peking?" "Rosamaria!" "You live here?" "You sleep here?" "Of course." "Isn't it dangerous?" "You think it's more dangerous to stay on a beach or in a wrong dimension, feeling the weight of a wasted existence, dragged by a current in a direction you don't want." "And there's this current that pushes you towards all currents!" "I don't get it." "We just need to confess." "We who?" "Darling!" "Good morning, Father Costantino." "Come on, we set up a private place to confess." "More private than this?" "Confessions can't be cumulative!" "I can't confess you at the same time!" "Come on, Costantino." "Better you hear it once, because my problem is hers too." "You have the same lover?" "Let's start." "Father, we need to rid ourselves of a secret." "We're lovers!" "In what sense?" "Me and Rosamaria love each other." "Arturo had to tell you, but he didn't have the nerve." "Now Mother has to accept..." "Who'll tell her?" "You have to make her understand, you're a priest." "It's beautiful up here!" "Come up!" "How can I tell my mom my sister is with a woman?" "You'll manage, you're a priest." "Enough with this priest thing!" "You guys screw up and then..." "I didn't know your sister was..." " You sense it." " Why, did you sense it?" "Come on, I'm a priest!" "Look there!" "Look there!" "I'm surrounded!" "Does she know her sister's with Rosamaria?" "Valbona doesn't want her to know." "Why?" "She's embarrassed." "You know, dynamics between sisters, escorts, lesbians, hard to understand." "Who are they?" "Don't know." "They have a caravan?" "Good morning." "Pleasure, Raffaele Bellini." "I own the company." "And this pretty girl?" "What's your name?" "Mela." ""Mela" as in "Carmela"?" "No." "Mela as in Mela!" ""Jennifer" stands for?" ""Gennaro", but I prefer Jennifer." " But it's a..." " Girl's name, I know." "It's international." "Is this the sick person?" "Let's see." "After you." "It rains in the house and the workshop." "Let's check the sheathing, could be that." "We'll have to re-do the slabs, rain-pipes..." "Mr. Bellini, out of curiosity." "What does "V. Ltd." mean?" "A company with Very Limited Responsibility." "I'm kidding!" "Welcome!" "There's a problem, Mr. Bellini." "My mother's coming up here today, she owns the lighthouse..." "It would be better if Miss Magnolia pretended to be one of your workers." "A question of opportunity." "A beautiful opportunity, I'd say." "No, Mr. Bellini, absolutely..." "Let's go!" "So Gianfranco?" "He's very very ill." "And so?" "It's the beginning of the end, Maddalena." "I see." "See you tonight." "You're beautiful." "Maddalena!" "Bring me a cigarette." "You mustn't." "What did the doctor say?" "He thought you were better." "Don't bullshit me." "Cigarette, lighter, ashtray." "For Daddy." "We'll do what we have to." "Let's change." "Hello, Ma." "How are you, Arturo?" "A bit better." "I came here for some peace and quiet." "Costantino wants to say something." " Say what?" " You know..." "What do you have to say?" "That thing about Rosamaria." "I go inside." "Maybe something to clean." " News from China?" " You know what they say, Ma..." "China's faraway, so close." "So close that we don't realize how close it is." "Here's the construction company." "Mr. Bellini?" " Can you come down?" " Why don't you come up?" "I'm kidding." "No, don't touch the loan for the moment." "The euro loans are low, leave them as they are." " Raffaele Bellini." " Pleasure." "Will you stay for lunch?" "Can we trust these guys?" "Why?" "They're nice." "I don't know, two men with a little girl." "A family business!" "Dad, a man and a woman are a couple." "Two men with a woman... what are they?" "They're a trio, honey." "Eat." "Damn!" "It's nine." "Why didn't you wake me?" "I tried twice, but you went back to sleep." "Now I late for work and she busts my balls." "I made coffee." "I'll have later in town." "Can't go forth back forth back." "Can't live here always." "Why not?" "Because!" "Nice holiday, darling!" "Bye, darling!" "Where are you now?" "Get out at Pian del Voglio." "Turn right." "Not the first restaurant, the second!" "Let me know, eat the stew!" "Sorry, Costantino," "I'll show you something." "What should I do with this?" "How do you mean?" "Fixing the roof is fine, it won't leak." "But it'll still be humid." "It comes from the earth." "I'll show you." "This is ancient plaster." "Dry grounding, we need loose stone foundations." " How much?" " Expensive." "Alternatives?" "Alternative... you keep the humidity." "You plaster it twice." "Doesn't solve the problem, but covers it for a while." "Come down, let's eat!" "If you want me to come down, shoot me, Gringo!" "You try." "Come on, try!" "Use your hand as a gun." "The devil and the holy water." "C'mon, priest!" "Shoot, priest." "Shoot, priest!" "Priest, you got me." "What did you do?" "Screw yourself!" "You too." "It's like this in circus families." "My grandfather and father walked the tightrope." "What could I do?" "Walk the tightrope." "But I wasn't very good." "One day I fell during the show." "I jumped up, ashamed." "Even though I was crippled, I smiled." "The audience was speechless and enchanted." "The tightrope is spectacular but audiences love an accident." "And my number changed from tightrope walker to tightrope faller." "How did you end up doing this?" "I mean... you've changed horizons, which is a great horizon." "But can't compare to the circus..." "The circus closed." "I'm sorry." "No problem." "My ambition isn't to do this." "I'd like to work in the movies as a stand-in or stuntman." " Funky!" " Of course, you don't just become a stuntman, you have to be in shape." "He's on morphine." "He's a bit dazed." "Come." "Emanuele." "A simple funeral." "A catchy sermon." "Dad, what are you saying?" "Going to the funeral?" "I have to celebrate it." "Emanuele, the deceased, asked me." "You can book your favorite priest?" "I'm not coming." "I don't like going to funerals..." "Maybe I'll go to mine." "Not bad in priest clothes." "Unfortunately." "Give to who asks and who wants a loan from you." "Don't turn your back on him." "God's word." "Praise to you, Christ." "Be seated." "We're here to remember dear Emanuele." "Father Gaetano is on pilgrimage, and per the deceased's wish," "I have to do it." "But I can't." "For over three months," "I haven't been a priest." "I kept the secret from the town for shame and out of respect for my mother." "I unfrocked because I had a relationship with a woman." "I couldn't be ambiguous with myself but above all with God." "Apologies, Ma." "Apologies, Arturo." "Apologies to you all." "What shall we do?" "Who'll celebrate the funeral?" "Someone get Father Bartolo, Father Gaetano's assistant." "I can't do it, Arturo." "Meanwhile, since your father was a musician, will you play something?" "He'd like that while we wait." "Do it." "Get Father Bartolo." "Do it!" "For your father, for yourself." "I insist, you shouldn't move to the lighthouse." "They're working, it's dusty, the 2nd floor is under construction," "Arturo moved up there." "It's uncomfortable, not ideal." "How can I stay in town?" "How can I face everyone?" "You shitty children, you've put me to shame." "I'll put it in the bedroom..." "Why didn't you tell us?" "You confessed us!" "Ma's here." "I see her." "Rosamaria's here..." "I see her." "Who'll tell her?" "Tell me what?" "Rosamaria and Valbona are together." "They share a feeling." "Valbona is Rosamaria's lover." "I understand." "Anything else?" "Actually, ma'am, your son omitted something." "You're a pedophile?" "No, he's fine that way." "But I need to clarify my position." "I'm not in construction, I've always been my own boss." "I was an escort." "An...?" "A prostitute." "She's my sister." "Nice family!" "I called her." "You want some pasta?" "I'm not hungry." "Go away." "It's pasta Norma." "Taste." "You made it?" "If I got my oil, it would be better." ""If I'd had."" "Why do you correct me?" "You're like a teacher." "I was for thirty years." "I'm retired now." "Fine, let's go back to our cabin." "You didn't eat a thing." "I'm not hungry." "She's not coming to eat, as if I did something terrible." "In fact." "Well..." "C'mon, mother is angry and does angry mother." "Can I do angry sister?" "Strange you so quiet till now." "Let's hear!" "Allow me a thought." "Dear sister and dear sister-in-law, can I call you that?" "Yes, I'm delighted." "As soon as everyone will know, no one will hire you to clean." "You'll lose your job." "Sister-in-law, you won't lose your job as you don't have one." "Your brother's an unemployed ex-priest, your mother's old and retired." "For your future, you should immigrate to Eastern Europe." "Why Eastern Europe?" "Why not emerging countries, India, Brazil?" "Even China was evoked..." "Allow me to interfere, you have a great resource:" "the lighthouse!" "Restructured, it could be something beautiful." "A classy hotel." "Yes, but it's too expensive." "Maybe in the future." "For now, stick to the idea of immigrating to Eastern Europe." "Fuck all of you." "Everyone." "All of you." "It's open!" "I just came to get..." "Who are they?" "My clients, after sex." "Did you take these pictures?" "Yes, while they were sleeping." "Why?" "Can't you see they're dreaming of me?" "I like that." "It helps." "Helps what?" "Helps me to fall asleep." "It's like counting sheep." "One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep, six sheep, seven..." "It's not helping me." "Can you spare some for me?" "Let's make more." " Is she angry with me?" " I don't think so." "See?" "She's angry with the whole world!" "Tell the harlot to cover herself." "That's it!" "I didn't know that one." "Never heard it." "It's... easy." "I'm sorry," "I know I ruined the funeral." "You didn't." "It's exactly what my father would have wanted." "Could you please smoke outside?" "I'll put it out." "Do it outside because... it's cramped in here." "I got it, I'm leaving." "The ashtray..." "Now we clean it all pretty and insulate it, spread some liquid insulator underneath here..." "We're looking for Mr. Bellini." "Just a second." "Raffaele, someone for you!" "Here I am!" "Come in." "Do we need to talk in her presence?" "It concerns her." "And we need to ask her some questions." "What do I have to do?" "Inform you each time I move?" "I'm on the move for my job." "She's reporting me?" "That's ridiculous." "What's the problem?" " What does she know?" " Be quiet." "She's reporting me for not educating her?" "Ridiculous!" "Sir, you don't realize how serious this is." "She'll have to sit the exam in 2 months to qualify for fifth grade." "If she doesn't pass, you'll lose custody and she'll go back to her mother." "She'll pass the exam." "I hope so." "I really do, Mr. Bellini." "Where's Mela?" "I can't find her." "I don't know." "Where's she hiding?" "Good." "Better." "Thank you." " Mela?" " What's going on?" "Wait!" "I'm coming too!" "Mela!" "Help!" "Help me!" "What's wrong?" "I don't want to go back to my mother." "Look, you'll have to study all day." "I'll give you homework and I'll correct it." "Heard what they said?" "They'll send you back, so study!" "Did you go for a dip?" "Magnolia had an accident..." "An accident?" "Nothing serious, she tripped and fell." "Arturo took her in for some first aid." "First aid serious?" "I don't think so!" "Honey, it's nothing." "It's just to be sure." "It's nothing." "She luxated her right shoulder, fractured a finger in her left hand, and has a compound fracture of two toes." "How did it happen?" "She tripped on her platforms." "12 cm platforms." "I not know why this place always rocks under heels!" "Good for you, Magnolia!" "Shit!" "No, take the other one too." "Throw them out, I don't need them anymore." "She sleeps." "Now also I nurse my sister." "She can't stay here until she recovers." "Where she go?" "She has no friends here." "She's loaded." "Can't she go to a clinic?" "It's not the same but better than nothing." "Waited on hand and foot." "She says want me, here." "Then charge her!" "Stop it." "You smoke now?" "Good!" "How's your sister?" "Sleeps." "I gave pill." "Mela was looking for you." "She likes you." "That girl could use some schooling!" "Listen, not kiss in front of Mother Stella." "She look mean at me, embarrassing." "Embarrassing?" "Your sister, the prostitute... flaunts it around." "She's not embarrassed." "Why should we be?" "Excuse me." "Rosamaria and Valbona love each other!" "I prefer kiss than you scream." " Raffaele, come!" " What?" "Sit." "About Mela's situation," "I heard she has to pass the exam or you lose custody." "Mother has something to say." "Raffaele..." "Can I call you that?" "I'll teach Mela from now on." "It needs to feel like a real school or she won't make it." "I'll teach her the basic subjects:" "Italian, grammar, history and geography." "The others will teach the rest." "But you have to leave her here for 2 months." "Fine, let's do this:" "why don't we all stay?" "Start making this a hotel, like we said." "Hotel?" "You said it's very expensive." "We can cut costs!" "The structure is nice and strong." "The roof is almost done." "It just needs a fresh coat of paint, and original, low-cost decoration." "I have several ideas!" "How much?" "I'd say roughly 100,000 euros." "For the materials, the wages are on us." "We'll need your help, we can't do it alone." "So... can you come up with the money?" "A hundred thousand?" "I can put in that much." "Not want your sex money!" "Preach when you become a rich lesbian, damn you!" "Oh, Lord!" "Valbona, if I may, as the ex-husband, who's been a good sport so far," "I would... accept." "Renovating a house is like waiting for a transplant, you have to find a donor." "Vamos, Gringos!" "That's a theremin." " A what?" " A musical instrument." "This here?" "It's the very first electronic musical instrument." "How does it work?" "We'd have to move out completely in order to renovate the inside." "Where will we go?" "We were thinking of going where the girls are camping." "Camping?" "I'm seventy!" "You can't be serious!" "Then you'll have to share the workshop with Magnolia." "With the whore?" "You want the death of me." "May I?" "He says I should move here." "I know." "I'm very pleased." "So am I." "Hear that?" "A gun shot." "Rosamaria's hunting." "Rosamaria hunts?" "Sexy!" "Coffee?" "You know, Father..." "I always thought, no see you without woman." "How do you mean?" "You have sweetness of man who loves like woman." "What's that mean?" "Many women like finding part of women inside man." "Others no." "Others want man in woman." "So normal couples are "has been"?" "Why cause such a scandal?" "A scandal?" "What do you suggest?" "To hide forever?" "When the town finds out I'm with a woman, it'll be better for you." "You'll be less cuckolded!" "It would have been better if you were with a man." "If I wanted a man, I'd have stayed with you." "I really don't turn you on?" "So... how many notes?" "Seven!" "No." "Seven are only the white notes." "With the black notes, there are twelve." "With only 7, I wouldn't have screwed up my life." "Does this work?" "You're late!" "Buses were on strike." "Move it." "I'm out of plaster!" " We need plaster." " I have class now." "Someone bring me plaster." "Bring Raffaele some plaster, I have class now." "Mela eats her breakfast in half an hour..." "It doesn't work!" "Damn it, damn it!" "It needs reinforcing first." "This dance is boring!" "Was your sister a ballerina?" "She went to dance school as a kid." "More." "Mela, you no learn dancing, you learn discipline." "Different." "Come on." "Shoulder down." "Thank you for the financial help you gave my daughter." "You know how I earned the money?" "What's the difference between proper and improper fractions?" "LONG LIVE MAMMA STELLA" "Come for a minute." "Help me pick them up." "This one's always awake." "He's dreaming of me." "Who is he?" "An accident on the job." "What happened?" "I fell in love." "He rents his boat out." "He rented it out to me a few times and didn't want money." "I didn't want money either." "Now he wants to marry me, he loves me." "Nice, right?" "I have trouble believing in love." "You believe in Rosamaria and Valbona's love." "You lent them 100,000 euros." "So?" "So... if I had that sum I'd buy a Fazioli." "What's a Fazioli?" "A hand-made grand piano" "I'm madly in love with." "It almost plays alone, it's so..." "I'll go and bring..." "Call me if you need me." "Good morning." "We're Arturo's sisters." "Yes, I know, we met at the funeral." "Beautiful!" "Sisters!" "I leave you to your brother." " You brought the instruments?" " In the car." " Close your eyes." " Why?" "Close your eyes!" "Hand, please." "I'll show you something nice." "Open!" "Follow me." "It's completely changed." "This way!" "So?" "Some incredible job..." "Are you coming home?" "We can't manage with the driving school." "You get calls to play at weddings?" "Yes, occasionally, but we can't go alone." "After Dad's death we have no accompaniment." "I can come." "You'll play at weddings?" "Weddings, fairs..." "wherever they call us." "You feeling ok?" "Well..." "I've seen better times, but let's play tonight, we have to celebrate Magnolia, she took off her cast." "Are you sure you'll play at weddings?" "I should only play at funerals?" "You dumb-ass!" "You really..." "Sartana's not ready to burn in hell!" "You didn't go into town?" "I'm not ready to go into town yet." "The people..." "Roger's coming to the opening of the lighthouse, then we leave together." "I've decided to try being a wife." "What's marriage like?" "You're asking the wrong person." "How's having sex with the same person?" "From my personal experience, sex isn't that important." "Are you kidding?" "No!" "I mean..." "Go and take a shower." "Do I smell that bad?" "Better, right?" "Yes, I fell asleep." "Give me a euro!" "I'm not joking, I want a euro." "So it's paying sex." "I'm marrying soon, I don't want to betray the man I love." "I don't have one on me, give me credit..." "Close your eyes." "We have to take a photo in the pose... of the little lost sheep." "May I have your attention, please?" "Roger promised to take Mela on a boat ride before we leave." "Let's all go!" "We'll see the lighthouse from the sea." "It would be great!" "Just a minute." "So, mother, a few words for our friends." "So... this is a place" "I know very well." "I lived here 20 years with my late husband." "I brought up Costantino and Rosamaria from whom lately I've grown apart, to put it this way." "Then the lighthouse shone a light on me and I grew to know my children well plus other people I'd have kicked in the ass." "Forgive the euphemism." "Thanks to them the lighthouse has become a beautiful hotel." "I hand it over to Rosamaria and to the person she loves, may they have much luck" "and much happiness." "Costantino, your turn." "Ladies and gentlemen, we'll have a small ceremony we'd like to share with you." "Go for it!" "Religion is above all a feeling of reverence to an ideal." "And I've never felt so freely a minister of God as tonight." "Rosamaria, will you unite with Valbona as long as your love is sincere?" "Valbona, will you unite with Rosamaria with the same feeling?" "I declare you united, as person and person." "Shame on you." "May I dance with the bride?" "Of course!" "My mother gets sea-sick so she didn't come with us." "I get sea-sick too, but this is the first time" "I vomit and feel happy at the same time." "It's a great feeling but have pity on me, take me back on land." "You won't get us, Gringos!"