"Ordo Draconis - (K) Kopyleft 2014." "All Rites Reversed..." "Stupie, the Dragon" "Oh, I wish I were a rosebud" "Gentle butterflies would land on me," "My little heart would beat with theirs" "And I wouldn't be such an ugly beast!" "Oh, I wish I were a rosebud" "Gentle butterflies would land on me" "My little heart would beat with theirs" "And I wouldn't be such an ugly beast!" "Nobody understands my heart's desire" "Neither men, women or children!" "No one, no one in this world" "Understands my greatest, secret dream!" "Oh!" " It's him!" "He's here!" "Stupie!" " Hi there!" "Hi there!" "I'm here!" "Hi, admirers!" "Admirers!" "Hi, admirers!" "Admirers!" "Get out of my sight!" "I don't ever want to see you again, you, shameful dragons!" "You degenerate, pigeon-hearted, one-headed tag-along!" "Brrrr!" "I'm so mad!" " Why?" "W-w-why?" " You still dare to ask?" "What did you just do to your opponent?" " Did you kill him?" "Kill him?" "Skin him alive?" "Skin him?" " No!" " Did you grind his bones into dust?" " Of course not!" "And I thought I could trust you with at least this much!" "But you!" " But he!" " But I..." " You nursed him for a week!" "You put a damp cloth on his forehead, and gave him herbs!" "Gave him herbs!" " So much for him!" "But... but... he was sick!" "He had the flu!" "Get out of here!" "Out of my sight!" "I disown you, get out!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "What a lad His jowls are hanging down so sad!" "I'd hide away now But where to go?" "A coward with an ugly mug So terrified, see how he'll run!" "I hope I'll find a pathway soon!" "His sole head contains no brain All his thoughts go down the drain!" "I've never been a warrior!" "What a nitwit, you can see Harum-scarum, this Stupie!" "Ah, no grass grows round here for me," "Ha ha ha ha, bru-ha-ha!" "We don't want you, Ma and Pa!" "Have I said 'hi' to you yet?" "I wish you a good day." "Pardon me for disturbing you." "I'd just like to ask you if by any chance you have seen around here..." " Help!" "A dragon!" " I'm sorry!" "Forgive me!" "What happened?" " I just wanted to ask you if you have seen..." " Ah, what a huge, ugly dragon!" " ... my butterfly somewhere here!" "I said, my butterfly!" " Ah!" "Ah!" "Let's be careful!" "Well!" "It's done!" "You can bring it!" "What is it here?" "A pile of wood?" "Move it out of the way immediately!" "What are you doing there?" "Move it at once!" "Will you!" "I'm moving it, I just..." "That's what I'm talking about!" "Help!" "Ah!" "A dragon!" "Help!" "What is it?" "What are you talking about?" "A dragon?" "Where?" "I move this one as well, and there you go..." "Help!" "A dragon!" "A dragon!" "Don't!" "Where are you running to?" "The road is almost cleared!" "I'll move this one as well from here, and this one." "Good?" "Like that!" "I broke it!" "I messed it up again!" "I messed it up again!" "Oh, I always mess up everything!" "Mercenaries." "Hear us talk!" "Our hands never saw hard work!" "We just wield a spear and sword!" "Our clothes have never been patched up!" "Our beds are made of rock and stone!" "No soft bed or comfy home!" "We show no pity for our foe!" "Our blade shows him the way to go!" "Griny-griny-grinding stone!" "Our life is so beautiful!" "No grass will ever grow Where we set foot!" "Mercenaries." "Hear us talk!" "Our hands never saw hard work!" "We just wield a spear and sword!" "Our clothes have never been patched up!" "Look!" "A butterfly!" "Oh!" "A dragon!" "Oh!" "Come on!" "A dragon?" "You fool!" "You're seeing ghosts!" "What do you mean a dragon?" "Ah!" "A dragon!" " Have mercy on my wretched soul!" " Ssshh!" "The butterfly!" "Ssshh!" "What a nice butterfly!" "Well!" "I died!" "I died!" "I'm dead sure, I'm already dead!" "Help!" "A dragon!" "Help!" "A dragon!" "Eh, the devil take it!" "Is it always this cold in the palace?" "One-two!" "One-two!" "One-two!" "I'll send away every woodcutter!" "One-two!" "My Lord, my King!" "Are you feeling cold, perhaps?" "I am!" "I am feeling cold!" "It's always so cold in this palace!" "What's that?" "What's that noise?" "Have the woodcutters returned?" "I'll go and have a look." "Believe me!" "Not even my great-grandfather saw such a terrifying dragon!" "The nail on his little finger was as big as a baker's shovel!" "And his little finger was half the length of my arm!" "And his mouth so big, that even a knight on horseback could ride in and out of it!" "That's right!" "What is he talking about?" "I can't hear him properly?" "Where are the woodcutters?" "My Lord!" "My Lord, my King!" " He spits fire from his mouth..." " We've just received news that a fearsome dragon has crossed our country's borders!" "Well, just what I needed!" "Not only is it so cold here, but now there's this dragon as well..." "A dragon... a dragon..." "What should I do now?" "Think, Your Majesty!" "Commander-in Chief!" "Where is my Commander-in-Chief?" "M-m-m-my King!" "What's wrong with my Commander?" "Is he also feeling cold perhaps?" "My Lord, a... dra... pardon!" "... gon!" "I command you to chase out that dragon immediately!" "Me?" "Me?" "Have mercy!" "Spare my old life!" " But I knew what I should do!" "So I cut off one of his heads!" " Have mercy on me!" "But he just kept coming!" "Do you hear me, Commander?" "Where did he go?" "Hmm?" "Here..." "I... am..." "What are you doing there?" " I'm af-af-afraid..." " Af-af-af?" "Get out of my sight!" "I'm ge-ge-getting out!" "Watch out!" "Stairs!" "I know!" "I know-now-now-now..." "Uh!" " But he just kept coming at me!" " Ah!" "So, I said!" "This is no joke, that's for sure!" " Ah!" "No joke!" " That's right!" "So, I aimed directly at his heart!" " He aimed..." " But he didn't even feel it!" "Here is my helmet!" "My helmet was dented!" "And even my sword was left there!" "Oh!" "His sword was left there!" "I could barely escape myself!" "Somebody must defeat that dragon at once!" " Treasurer!" " I suggest that we should announce a competition!" " What about?" " About defeating the dragon!" "About defeating the dragon?" "Yes." "You should promise the victor half of your kingdom, and your daughter!" " After all the dragon came here for her!" " For my daughter?" " And for your kingdom!" " Am I to promise my daughter as well?" "Of course!" "This is the usual custom everywhere!" "You seem to be right." " And he kept coming after us!" " We didn't bring the firewood because of him!" " He took away all our logs!" "He stole 'em all!" " Just like our cart..." " He smashed it!" " To pieces!" "Ah!" "Dear Missy!" "Have you heard the news, my dear Missy?" " A dragon came!" " Yes?" "And what does this dragon want?" " You, my dear Missy!" " Me?" "Ah!" "My dear Missy!" "Don't be afraid!" "Perhaps he didn't even come for you, my dear Missy!" "Maybe he's just passing through!" "On his way somewhere else!" "Where?" "Where?" "Where?" "Tell me!" "What should we do with this competition?" " It should be announced to the public!" " Good!" "Then I'll do just that!" "The king!" "Listen to me, you there!" "Loyal subjects!" "Following the ancient custom," "I'll give my daughter and half of my kingdom to the one who battles the dragon!" " Oh, Your Majesty!" " Where did they all go?" "I'm a princess, sad, despairing Who the dragon has set eyes on!" "My tears keep falling just like rain" "No one here will come to save me!" "I dreamt about a handsome prince" "Who'd love me Sing sweet songs for me" "My tears keep falling just like rain No one here will come to save me!" "My dear Missy!" "Calm down!" "Surely somebody will come to battle the dragon!" "Do you hear me, my dear?" "Somebody who'll defeat the dragon!" "I'm the good prince, just reminding If you want me, you can find me!" "By hook or crook I'll change your luck" "If you need me, just you look!" "Hill and meadow Field and forest" "I'm wherever I can help you" "My arms are strong, my heart full of cheer Surely there's no Prince quite like me!" "Sadness heard or sorrows calling Here I come and all tears vanish!" "No more gloomy sights surround us People smile and sing now joyous" "I'm the good prince, just reminding!" "If you want me, you can find me!" "My arms are strong my heart full of cheer!" "Surely there's no Prince quite like me!" "Ooops!" "What the heck is this?" "All right, all right!" "I only kicked you by accident!" "I stumbled." "So, don't cry!" " Who's crying?" "You?" " I..." "I'm... crying!" "Hey, you there!" "You just stay there!" "Who ever saw such a thing?" "He's as tall as the church-tower, yet yowls like a pussy-cat!" "Hey, buddy!" "Why are you crying?" "'Cos... 'cos... 'cos I'm so ugly!" " Of course you are!" "You're a dragon!" " But that's just it!" "Stop it, will you!" "You'll break my heart if you keep on crying like that!" "Stop it, will you!" "The other day somebody even told me, that I'm so tall, that I could lick the Moon whilst still sitting!" "Don't care about that!" "I'm sure he was just envious!" " Stop it!" " But I'm so miserable!" " Why?" " Take my head, for example!" " What's wrong with your head?" " I, for example have only one head!" "My father has three, my grandfather has seven!" "My great-grandfather had 12, and my great-grandfather had 24 heads!" "Listen!" "Is it possible that the problem is that I only have one head?" "That can't be a problem!" "I also have only head, and I don't cry about it!" "But I was disowned by my three-headed father!" " Why?" " Because I healed his enemy!" "'Cos I mess up everything, and everybody is afraid of me!" "Are you not afraid?" "Well, the truth be told, at first I was also..." " But you're not afraid of me anymore?" " Not anymore!" " Why?" "Who are you?" " I'm a wandering prince." "Wandering prince!" "Did your father also disown you perhaps?" "No-no-no!" "I am the 26th son of the king of the Wrapping-Paper Empire." "I've been wandering through forests and fields, helping all those in need." " Really?" "And would you help me as well?" " Of course, I'll help you, after all.." "I'm the good prince, just reminding If you want me, you can find me!" "By hook or crook I'll change your luck If you need me, just you look!" "Hill and meadow Field and forest" "I'm wherever I can help you" "My arms are strong my heart full of cheer!" "Surely there's no Prince quite like me!" "Well!" "Go on!" "Dragon!" "A Joust... princess!" "And here is half of a kingdom!" " That's it!" "Here is the solution to your problems!" " What is it?" "You're going to get married!" " Me?" " Yes!" "Don't you understand?" "If you'd take the princess as your wife, then you'll have one half of a kingdom and a new home!" " Me?" "A home?" " That's right!" "You!" " Why are you crying again?" " Because I'm sure it won't work out..." "Because I'm stupid, clumsy and all run away when they see me!" " Because I'm also ugly, and they are scared of me!" " That's true..." "What should we do?" "We must come up with something!" "Wow!" "I got it!" "It's so simple!" "You should behave like a gentleman!" "And then nobody will be scared of you anymore!" "You must learn a couple of rules of etiquette!" "That's all!" " So!" "Listen!" " I..." "I'm listening!" "First of all, addressing!" "My Lord, my King I offer you my life and death!" "My weapon is at your disposal, my loyal heart is at your disposal!" "... My weapon,... with my life..." "... my loyal heart..." "When you meet an unknown knight, this is what must say!" " Me?" " You!" "Greetings, brave knight!" "Fine is your dress, and fine your steed!" "What gales blew you to this land, tell me!" " And what could be your heart's plan?" " Tell me, what could be your heart's plan?" " Good?" " It is." "And if you meet a princess, you gently take a bow..." "like this!" "And then you say:" "You are pretty like a rose, Oh, you dear princess!" "Noble features, eyes that sparkle, Your heart and soul are both majestic!" "You are pretty like a rose, Oh, you dear..." "I forgot!" " Princess!" " Princess!" "Noble features, eyes that sparkle, Your heart and soul are both majestic!" "And will my other heads grow out once I get married?" " It's possible!" " Wow!" "That's great!" "Reward" "This here is the dragon from the empire of the Wildjoy Lands" "He visited us some 2000 years ago for the last time." "Luckily the Wild Plains Land dragon happened to arrive at the same time." "They quarreled over the 333th great-grandmother of Your Majesty, and tore each other to pieces." "Woe is me!" "What if we'd just invite another dragon now?" "A dragon?" "Your Majesty cannot even imagine how rare dragons have become lately!" "The last one visited us 500 years ago!" "And only because he got lost!" "Is it possible that this one now, also only became lost perhaps?" "Unfortunately, it's not likely." "No." "I was told by secret sources, that this one is an outcast!" "He was banished from Dragonland!" "An outcast?" "Banished?" "That's right, Majesty!" "This one is an all-out, upset dragon, for sure!" "You are pretty like a rose, Oh, you dear princess!" "You are pretty like a rose, Oh, you dear princess!" " Here I am!" " That's right!" " And what is this?" " This?" "A sword!" " For what?" "Well, for the joust!" " To the death." " To the death?" " Yes." " What?" "Against whom?" "You against me!" "And the victor will have the kingdom!" "The victor?" "Why should I fight with you?" "You're my friend!" "This is not what you promised!" "You said that I just have to get married!" "I'm losing my home again!" "No, you're not!" "Listen to me!" " I'm listening!" "But I don't have to fight?" " You have to!" "You have to fight!" "But not really!" " Not really?" "And who's going to win then?" " You will!" "Listen!" "I'll explain it to you." "I'll challenge you, and you'll accept it!" "We'd fight and fight, and when I'll fall," " you'll become the victor!" " You fall, and I'll be the victor?" "Yes!" "And then you'll be the king!" "Wow!" "But there's a bit of a problem!" "So, I won't be a king?" " Of course you will!" "I just don't have any armour!" "And I can't challenge you to a fight without that!" "And a suit of armour costs at least 20 gold pieces!" " And we don't have any!" " So what will we do now?" "I've got it!" "We'll work!" "We'll earn the money!" " Work?" " Yes!" "Come on!" "Greetings, brave knight!" "Fine is your dress, and fine your steed!" "You're pretty like a rose!" "I'll say this in the palace!" "Oh, you dear princess!" "Damn it!" "To Hell with it!" "May the devil ice-skate on his back!" "May the raven dig out his eyes!" "May the palsy come to him!" "May every illness strike him down!" "Even Heaven strike him down!" "May the cows kick him!" "Or the blizzard freeze him!" " May the land open under his feet!" " Hide!" "Quickly, hide!" " Aha!" "May the executioner stab him in the back!" "Or let the gravedigger be his last pal!" "That's it." "May his nostrils clog up with hair!" "Thank you!" "May his nostrils clog up with hair!" " Everything all right, old man?" " Not really." " The fire went out perhaps?" " Yes." " Well, I can help you with it." "Here, it's not a pig's leg, shake my hand!" "I'll burn your coal for ten pieces of gold!" "For five gold pieces!" "I've no more!" "Well, if you've no more, then it's all right." "Shake my hand!" "All right!" "That's right!" "Good!" "Come!" "So!" " Here!" " Thank you!" " But..." " Will there be fire?" " Of course!" "But, well..." "It'd be better if you'd go away, take a walk or something!" " Why?" " Because otherwise you might get scared and have nightmares!" "You don't yet know me!" "I'm afraid of no one!" "Not even of a seven-headed dragon with fourteen ears and two hundred and forty-four teeth!" "Trust me!" "It'll be much better if you go away now!" " Do you hear me?" " You!" "You!" "Don't push me!" "Hey!" "Aaahh!" "A dragon!" "He fainted!" "Water!" "Water!" "Where is the..." "It's here..." " Fire!" " Fire?" "All right!" "Aaah!" "Water!" "Water?" "So what do you want, fire or water?" "I don't know anymore!" "But this one you scared for sure, and we only have five pieces of gold!" "You should disguise yourself, otherwise we'll never get to 20 pieces!" "I'm sure we could make some money here as well!" "You could hammer the beams instead of him!" " Wait here!" "I'll make a deal with him!" " You just go!" "Just go!" "God bless you with a good day!" "Is your work hard?" "Is there anything harder than this?" "I've been hammering these beams for a week now!" "I've an offer!" "We'll do it instead of you for ten gold pieces!" " For ten gold?" " For ten gold!" " Three!" " Nine!" " Three and a half!" " Eight and a half!" " Four!" " Will you be finished by the evening?" " We'll be finished before sunset!" " Before sunset?" " Yes." " Are you sure?" " I'm sure!" " Let it be so, then!" " And this as well!" "Five and a half!" "... shake my hand!" " What?" " A dragon!" " Come!" "Run!" " Leave me alone!" "Come!" "Come!" "I told you to stay put!" "You scared away this one as well, and he only gave us 5 pieces of gold!" " Should I take out the beams?" " Just leave them!" "Good!" "Well..." "look..." "look, this is moving!" "Ah!" "Didn't I tell you?" "Come, will you!" "Come on, stop talking!" "Here is real dragon-grass you see!" "Protected against dragons you'll be!" "Here's the real deal!" "Just you see!" "Dragon, dragon-grass protected you'll be!" "And a bit more!" "And a bit more!" "Here's the real deal!" "Just you see!" "Dragon, dragon-grass protected you'll be!" "For soldiers and students, only half-price!" "There walks our missing 10 pieces of gold!" "Go on!" "Hide yourself, quickly!" "Hey, you!" "Wait for me!" "Have some dragon-grass!" " Does this work?" " It's the only thing that works!" "If this won't work, then nothing will!" " Do people buy your grass?" "Do they?" " Like candles!" "You should see how desperate they are!" "Ever since the king announced he'll give his daughter and half his kingdom to whoever defeats the dragon!" "If you ask me, it's about time for us to have a new king anyway!" "And tell me!" "What should be done with this?" "One here, to protect your head!" "One into the ear to protect you from the loud bellowing!" "One under the shirt to protect against fire!" "In total that's three..." "three pieces of gold!" "You're my man!" "So!" "I'd buy all your stock if this really works!" " All of it?" " All of it!" " Don't you want more?" "I've got more!" " No." "This is enough!" "And I'll test it on you." "All right?" "One here..." " One here..." " Nah!" "Nah!" "Don't" " And one here!" " I'm a bit ticklish!" " Ah, forgive me!" " And how will you test it?" "It's simple!" "Hey!" "Come out!" "Blow a bit of fire!" "Dragon!" " Go away!" "Don't hurt me!" "I didn't hurt you either!" " Don't be afraid!" "Don't you worry!" "Your dragon-grass will surely protect you!" " No!" "No!" " It can't protect you then?" " I mean  maybe he was vaccinated against dragon-grass, I mean..." " So you're an impostor!" " Yes!" "Yes!" " Don't beg and don't whine!" " Mercy!" "Have mercy on me!" "And you go back into hiding, He can't talk if his teeth are chattering!" "I'm hiding now!" "I'm hiding!" "Hiding!" " Thank you!" " So!" "Let's disregard the fact that you are basically a big, fat liar!" " All right!" "Let's disregard it!" " What do we have left then?" " I mean... what?" "What's left is the simple truth, that without us," "I mean without the dragon, you'd surely go bankrupt!" "Because if there's no dragon, there's no need for dragon-grass either!" " Is that clear?" " Quite clear!" "In other words, we are basically business-partners!" " You're very smart!" "How much do you want?" " Ah, just wait!" "One and one is two, 5 times 5 is 25, and 11 times 11 is 88." "Fifteen minus five is ten, in other words..." " Ten pieces of gold." " Ten pieces of gold?" " I'll pay it!" "I'll pay it!" " You will?" " Here it is!" "It's yours!" "All right!" "You're really lucky that you've just met us!" " Am I, really?" " Of course!" "Just as I said!" "Because now you can go ahead to the royal castle, and announce that I'm ready to battle the dragon!" "And then you can sell as much dragon-grass as you like!" "So, go!" "Go, now!" "Deliver the news!" "I'm on my way!" "I'm going!" "Where did I put my basket?" " It's under the bush!" " I'm going now!" "Good bye!" " Good bye!" "Well!" "Now we have our missing ten pieces of gold too!" "Hey!" "Give me the rest!" "I'll go and buy some armour now!" "And you must also come when you hear the trumpets!" "Do you understand?" "Oh, I hope I won't forget anything!" "Greetings, brave knight!" "Fine is your dress, and fine your steed!" "You're pretty like a rose, Oh, you dear princess!" "My dear Missy!" "My dear Missy!" "My dear Missy!" "They just brought us some news!" "A prince has arrived!" "And he's ready to battle the dragon!" "Nanny!" "My dear nanny!" "Here's the real deal!" "Just you see!" "Dragon, dragon-grass protected you'll be!" "Here's the real deal!" "Just you see!" "Dragon, dragon-grass protected you'll be!" "For soldiers and students, a discount!" "Here's the real deal!" "Here's the grass!" "Even a brave lad like you could use some!" "It's better than armour!" "Here's the real deal!" "Just you see!" "Dragon, dragon-grass protected you'll be!" "The King!" " Is he here?" " Not yet, Your Majesty!" " My dear nanny!" "It's him!" "He's just like in my dream!" " And in mine, too..." " I haven't even changed my dress yet!" " How valiant he looks!" " Come on, nanny!" "Help me!" "Come!" " I'm coming!" "Your Majesty, my King!" "I place my life and death in your hands!" "I'm a wandering prince, I would like to battle" " the dragon!" " Good!" "Good!" "You can start!" "I mean..." "Where is the dragon?" "... princess!" "Greetings, brave knight!" "Fine is your dress and fine your steed!" "Pardon!" "Greetings, brave knight!" "Fine is your dress and fine your steed!" "You're pretty like a rose, Oh, you dear princess!" "Wow, he's ugly!" "Oh, the dragon!" "Ah, my dear soul!" "Wake up, my dear!" "We won't let him hurt you!" "We'll protect you!" "Come!" "Don't be afraid!" "Long live!" "Long live!" "Long live!" "Fine is your dress and fine your steed!" "What gales blew you to this land," "And what could be your heart's plan?" " When is the joust?" " That's right?" "When is the joust?" " When is the joust?" " It's now, Your Majesty!" "It's now!" "And you are the dragon!" "Your behaviour is impeccable!" "It's obvious that you were taught good manners!" "And I very much like butterflies as well!" "Excellent!" "Then you can start the joust, you two!" " So, you, dragon!" "Protect yourself!" " All right-all right!" "What do you want?" " I'm sorry!" "I didn't mean it!" " What are you doing?" " I didn't mean it!" " Put me down!" "I can't fight like that!" " Forgive me!" " Let's move the way we discussed!" " Put me down, will you!" " All right, then!" "I didn't mean this either." "You see, how clumsy I am?" " Are you crazy?" "Come on!" "Attack!" "Attack!" " I'm coming!" "Now, you're going to get it, dragon!" "You've no steed, your steed is fine!" " You've no steed, you've no steed!" " Where are you running?" "Stop!" " Attack!" " You've not steed!" "You've no steed!" "You've no..." "Stop, dragon!" " Attack me!" " You've no steed!" "Are you still coming after me?" " Don't sing!" " Am I doing it okay?" " Yes!" "But now act like you're mad!" "Come on!" "Just like we talked about it!" "Stop, dragon!" "I'll stab you now!" " I hit myself!" " Don't worry about it..." " Wake up and attack!" "Come on!" " Okay..." "Cunning dragon!" "That's for you!" "You're good!" "What should I do now?" " Declare that you've won!" " All right!" "I won!" "I won!" "Greetings, brave knight!" "Fine is your dress and fine your steed!" "What gales blew you to this land?" "Where is the princess?" "The dragon won!" "You dare to talk about the princess?" "And victory?" "You scum!" "You damned thing!" "You ugly beast!" "You thug!" "You enemy of humans!" "You shameless thing!" " You!" "I won't give you my precious.." " Ouch, my eyes!" "... to such an ugly thing!" "Get out of my sight, you good-for-nothing!" "Prince!" "Defend me!" "They're hurting me again!" "And they want to chase me away again as well!" "Defend me, Prince!" "You're my friend!" "Don't let them!" "You won!" "I don't want to win!" "I don't want to be a king either!" "And I don't want this lousy princess either!" "She's not the princess!" "And this is not what we agreed upon!" "I don't care about the agreement!" "They are hurting me here!" " Defend me, Prince!" " Keep silent, by God!" " Don't scream!" " You said, you're my friend!" "Stop!" "What's this, you dragon?" " I say I don't care about our agreement!" " What agreement?" "That I should win this thing!" "Whom did you make this agreement with?" "With my friend!" "The prince!" "Is the prince your friend?" "Yes, because I'm an unfortunate cast-out dragon!" "Who is always chased away from everywhere!" "Because I'm such a pariah!" "My Lord, my King!" "The joust is invalid!" "This was a fraud!" "Prince!" "Is it true what the dragon said?" " It is!" " Why did you do this?" " He's such an unfortunate dragon!" " But he is smart and good-hearted!" " Yes!" "And I help everybody who deserves it!" "I'm the good prince, just reminding If you want me, you can find me!" "My arms are strong, my heart full of cheer" "Surely there's no Prince quite like me!" "I'm a princess, sad, despairing Who the dragon has set eyes on!" "My tears keep falling just like rain No one here will come to save me!" "Sadness heard or sorrows calling Here I come and all tears vanish!" "No more gloomy sights surround us People smile and sing now joyous" "I dreamt about a handsome prince!" "Who'd loves me, sing sweet songs for me!" " I am that prince!" " Oh, I'm so happy to see you!" "Like rainbow in the clear, blue sky you, fair princess have caught my eye!" "... Treasurer!" "What are we supposed to do now?" "My Lord, my King!" "I'm offer you my life and death!" "My weapon is at your disposal, my loyal heart is at your disposal!" "Judge us!" " The prince!" "The prince!" " All right!" "All right!" "So, hear my judgement!" "I'm far too old, and this crown is too heavy for me." "And I'm also tired, as well, so the kingdom is yours, and with that my daughter's hand, if she agrees!" "What about me?" "Ah, this dragon is still here?" "What should we do with him?" "You decide!" "Dear Stupie, the dragon!" " Yes." " My wandering days are over, thanks to our friendship." "Let my new home be your home as well." "And since you're strong and good-hearted," "I hereby declare you the court-caretaker head-dragon of my kingdom!" "Will that be good, my dear Stupie?" "Yes." "It'll be very good, Prince!" "What good is a dragon for us?" "Especially a one-headed one?" "What can you do?" "I can catch butterflies!" "And I've worked once or twice!" "Though I've only a single head I won't be ashamed again!" "Too true!" "Too true!" "One can do plenty with just one skull Plenty smart things I can do well!" "That's right!" "That's right!" "Cutting firewood from all these trees No one needs to teach that to me!" "Spot on!" "Spot on!" "Snowflakes fall at winter's turn, But chimneys smoke as the fires burn!" "No more freezing!" "Give me tiles, slates if you prefer And this roof won't leak anymore!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Build a bridge over the water blue Then our carriage can cross right through!" "That's nice!" "That's nice!" "That's it, I'm finished for today!" "All this work is just like play!" "Long live, Stupie!" "Long live, Stupie!" "Long live, Stupie!" "Long live, Stupie!" "The Story of Stupie, the Dragon" "was written by:" "(based upon a foreign idea)" "Script editor:" "Music:" "Puppet designs:" "Graphics:" "Ordo Draconis - (K) Kopyleft -2014." "All Rites Reversed..."