"Meet George Jetson" "His boy, Elroy" "Daughter, Judy" "Jane, his wife" "Here, boy!" "Where are you?" "Here, Astro!" "Here, boy!" "Come on, Astro!" "Where are you?" "Strange how that dog disappears when it's time for his bath." "He's not in the kitchen, Mom." "I even looked in the Food-a-Rac-a-CycIe." "That dog must have some kind of buiIt-in radar that warns him of oncoming baths." "Here, boy!" "That was close!" "Oh, that dog!" "Now, where could he have gone?" "So that's where he's hiding." "I hate to be sneaky, but there's only one way to get him in here and that's the old juicy-bone routine." "well, it's just too bad." "I guess Astro will have to miss out on this nice, big, juicy, delicious bone I have for him." "AII right!" "A delicious bone!" "Not so fast, Astro." "Not until you've had your bath." "A bath?" "!" "I don't want a bath!" "I don't want a bath!" "No use, Astro." "You can't escape the Dog-Bath-a-Mat." "Don't be such a cry-puppy, Astro." "It's just a bath." "What's a little soap and water?" "help!" "help!" "help!" "Be quiet, Astro." "AII that fuss over a little old bath." "What a sissy pup." "Your turn, EIroy." "You can use a bath yourself." "Do I have to, Mom?" "Gee whiz!" "I took a bath yesterday." "I'm home!" "What's for dinner, honey?" "George!" "Janey, where are you, honey?" "hello, George." "You, off." "I'm the only guy in town who gets mugged every night in his own house." "hello, George." "hello, dear." "would you Iike me to serve dinner right away?" "Better wait." "I forgot to mail this letter for the boss." "I'II be right back." "You can knock off that hysteria, Astro, because you're not coming!" "Oh, George, now you've hurt Astro's feelings." "Why can't you take him along?" "Okay, okay!" "He can come, but" "Thank you." "Now, cut that out!" "Do you have to ride with your paw around me all the time?" "Why don't you stick your head out the window like other dogs?" "Wait here while I mail this letter." "And try to keep your nose clean." "You understand?" "Okay." "Oh, boy." "Hey!" "There's one of those blinks Armored space cars." "Must be a couple hundred bucks in there, maybe even a thousand." "Boy, could I use all that dough!" "Oh, boy!" "Oh, boy!" "I'd take a vacation on the moon for a whole year." "Ah, here's a space mailbox." "And away it goes!" "Now I better get back to Astro before he chews up the upholstery." "There it is, Mack." "The blinks Armored space car." "Yeah." "Right on time." "This is it." "We gotta move fast." "Lower the opener, Mack." "Right." "Good work, Mack." "Now drop the gas pellet." "This will get those guards out." "Okay, you guys, come out with your hands up." "This is a stickup." "Okay, don't shoot." "We give up." "There's something you don't see every day: an armored-car robbery." "Robbery?" "!" "Robbery?" "apply the suction, Mack." "Right." "Suction applied." "Money coming up." "Gosh, there must be a million dollars in that armored space car." "Okay, Iet's scram." "Any witnesses?" "Yeah, but we'II come back later and rub them out." "You hear that, Astro?" "They're gonna rub us out." "Rub us out?" "Let's get out of here!" "That was great." "That was beautiful!" "Stupendous!" "sensational!" "The best scene in the whole show." "What violence!" "What lawlessness!" "What audience identification!" "You were brilliant, men!" "Gee, thanks, Mr. P.J." "Thanks." "I knew when we found those two actors in that drugstore, we had winners, nimbly." "Yeah, boss, winners." "You actors return to the drugstore till option time." "Come on." "Let's see how it looked on film." "follow me!" "Right, boss." "follow you." "Okay, let's scram." "Any witnesses?" "Yeah, but we'll come back later and rub them out." "NimbIy, this will be the greatest hit of the TV season." "Yeah, the greatest, boss." "only one thing bothers me." "Who were those two strange guys in the picture?" "Just a guy and his dog, P.J. We got them on film accidentally." "Nincompoop!" "Now we gotta get a signed release from him before we can show the film." "But I don't know who he is." "Get a still picture off the film." "Get his license number." "Track him down!" "Do anything!" "Just get that release, or you'II get your release!" "Yes, P.J., don't worry." "I'II get it." "Is anyone following us, Astro?" "Nope." "No one." "No one, huh?" "Good." "We gotta get home fast." "We're in real trouble." "Get back down, Astro." "They may be waiting at the house." "Is the coast clear, Astro?" "Coast is clear." "Good." "Don't mention this to the family." "We don't want to scare them." "Let's go!" "Oh, there you are!" "What took you so long?" "shall I serve dinner now?" "George!" "Quick!" "Into the closet!" "George Jetson, come out of there!" "I'm not used to talking to my husband through a closet door." "Get used to it." "This is gonna be my home within a home." "That's ridiculous." "And, now, just what are you two up to?" "Up to?" "Up to?" "Never mind." "Just march out of there and get ready for dinner." "Yes, ma'am." "The very idea, hiding in the closet." "You women just don't understand that us men like to be alone once in a while." "And they say us women are hard to understand." "Hey, Mom, you wanna see my new solar gun?" "Not now, EIroy." "I've got to punch out dinner." "I'II show it to my dad." "He'II get a blast out of it." "Astro, I got a feeling someone's out there with a gun, ready to blast us." "They got me!" "I knew too much!" "Say goodbye to everyone for me, Astro." "I'm heading for that big space-pad in the sky." "tell Janey and the kids I Iove them." "So long, old pal." "So long." "What a ham." ""What a ham" is right." "Gee, Dad, it's only a toy." "EIroy." "I'm sorry if I scared you." "Scared me?" "I wasn't scared." "I knew it was a toy all the time." "Yikes!" "It's them!" "They found us!" "The closet!" "Yeah, the closet." "Excuse me, EIroy." "help!" "Save me!" "help!" "Oh, no!" "Not again!" "George, what's wrong with Astro?" "I'II get him, dear." "Here, Astro." "Here, boy." "Whoever it is at the door, honey, tell them I'm not at home." "Now, why doesn't he want anyone to know he's home?" "Come in." "I'II get right to the point, lady." "We traced the guy in this picture to this address." "You know him?" "well, yes, maybe, but I don't understand." "well, you see, we did a little shooting today." "Shooting?" "Yeah." "And this guy accidentally got into the picture." "They found us, Astro!" "We wanna give him what's coming to him." "We got ways of taking care of these things." "well, I'm sorry." "He's not home." "The big boss wants me to take care of him, so I'II be back." "Get it?" "Yeah." "I get it." "Good heavens." "George is in some kind of trouble." "George, what is it?" "What's happening?" "I guess I better tell you, Janey." "Astro and I witnessed a robbery." "And the robbers said they're gonna come back and rub us out." "Rub us out." "This is terrible!" "I better call the police." "The police?" "No!" "Wait, Jane!" "But you witnessed a crime." "You're in trouble." "I'II be nothing if you call the cops." "No police, Janey." "Those crooks will be after all of us for squealing." "Sergeant Moon, 39th Precinct." "You called?" "Who, me?" "No." "I mean, yeah." "I mean, it's just a joke, sergeant." "Just a joke." "A comedian, eh?" "Well, here's a citation for a command performance." "You'll wow them down at the station house." "Oh, boy." "That was close." "Take care of this ticket." "I may not be around long enough." "You better get to bed and rest, George." "You look all tired out." "Yeah." "I can worry better in bed anyway." "Good night, Janey." "Jane?" "Jane, are you awake?" "Oh, good." "She's asleep." "well, there's only one way I can protect her." "Astro and I will have to disappear." "Maybe we can come back when the heat's off." "Sounds like Astro's having one of his bad dreams." "Come on, Astro." "We gotta sneak out of here, quick." "Come on, boy." "Astro!" "No, no." "It's me!" "Wake up, boy." "Wake up." "Down, boy." "Down." "Where am I?" "Keep it up and you'II be having your nightmares in the dog pound." "Dog pound?" "Quiet, will you?" "Gee, if he's man's best friend, I'd hate to meet our worst enemy." "It's best this way, Astro." "We gotta protect our loved ones." "Goodbye, dear." "Come on, Astro." "We'II say goodbye to Judy." "well, Judy, it looks like we won't go through those trying teen years together." "I may not see you for a while, honey." "No use getting the family involved." "I'm the guy they want." "Look at him, Astro." "Just a baby." "But he'II be the man of the house now." "Goodbye, EIroy." "So long, Dad." "Huh?" "Oh." "He must be talking in his sleep." "Astro, Iet's go, but be quiet." "We don't want to wake up Janey." "George Jetson!" "What are you doing sneaking up on me?" "What are you doing sneaking out?" "Honey, I didn't want you to know." "It's me they want." "I'm leaving so you and the kids will be safe." "Oh, George!" "Where will you go?" "I'II hide in Mr. SpaceIy's fishing cabin." "It's empty this time of year." "They'II never find me." "Oh, George!" "Must you go?" "There's no other way, dear." "Remember, honey, I'II always love you." "Take care of yourself, George." "Don't worry, Janey." "I have Astro to protect me." "Yeah." "I'II protect him." "Who'II protect me?" "Who'II protect you?" "The SPCA, that's who." "Oh, boy, what an ignorant dog." "well, here we are, Astro." "alone in the wilderness." "Boy, this is really roughing it." "Just a couple of sun lamps and only two TVs." "We're really cut off from civilization way out here." "Yeah." "Cut off." "At least those hoods won't find us up here." "We'II have to suffer it out for a few months." "I'm hungry." "Yeah, I'm hungry too." "I wonder if SpaceIy left anything to eat in the Food-a-Rac-a-CycIe." "Let's see...." "PIutonian duck." "Moonbeams and franks." "Venus schnitzeI." "Hey, this sounds good!" "Steak with Saturn sauce." "I hope you Iike them weII-done, Astro." "Oh, great." "The machine is empty." "I'm hungry!" "Okay, okay." "Don't get hysterical." "We'II just have to live off the land." "Forage for food in the forest like the early space pioneers." "Come on, Astro." "We're going hunting." "Runting?" "Yeah, "runting." Come on." "Now, all you gotta do is start sniffing around." "When you flesh out something, I'II blast it." "You got it?" "Got it." "Now, point." "Point?" "Okay." "No, no, no, you knot-head!" "Here, hold this gun and watch how I do it." "This time, I'II be the dog and you be the hunter." "First you gotta get down on all fours." "See?" "And then you start sniffing." "And when you pick up a scent, point." "And bam, dinner!" "AII right!" "Dinner!" "And they call him man's best friend." "well, we can't just sit here and starve." "If I couId just get word to Janey to send some food." "Hey!" "Why not?" "There's some writing material in the den." "Stick around." "We're gonna eat tonight!" "Oh, boy!" "Now, Iet's see...." "Dear Jane, please send food." "Stop." "Very hungry." "Stop." "Love, George." "Stop." "There." "That should do it." "Okay, Astro." "It's up to you now." "Who?" "Me?" "I want you to get this note to Janey." "You've gotta get through, Astro." "Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor dark of night shall stop you." "I'm depending on you, old pal." "I know you can do it." "Now, go!" "Goodbye." "What's the matter?" "I swallowed it." "You swallowed it?" "!" "Oh, what's the use?" "Of all the billions of dogs in this world how did I ever wind up with a mutt like you?" "Just lucky, I guess." "Very funny." "At least if we gotta starve, we'II starve laughing." "I guess we'II both have to go back for supplies." "But first, I've got to dig up a couple of disguises." "Listen, nimbly." "This Jetson fellow is holding up the premiere of my show." "Why haven't you taken care of him?" "WeII" "Up the ante if you have to." "Give him a part in our next show." "Anything!" "Just get his release!" "But I tried all day to reach him, P.J." "well, try reaching him all night." "Or you'II be reaching for your unemployment check!" "Daddy won't be home again for dinner?" "That's right, dear." "How come?" "Oh, weII" " Business, I guess." "Excuse me, Judy." "I have a Iot of things to do." "My nails are in terrible condition." "I'd better use the Magno-Manicure and put on some new ones." "There, that's better." "Now for some polish." "I think I'II try some iridescent moongIow." "Gee, Mom." "Dad never took Astro on business meetings before." "Oh, I guess I meant they went on a hunting trip." "Astro on a hunting trip?" "Boy, that ought to be a real blast!" "elroy, don't say "blast."" "Mrs. Jetson, I finished installing that antiprowIer system you asked for." "You been having trouble with prowIers, Mrs. Jetson?" "No, but I feel safer with it." "could you demonstrate how it works, Henry?" "I was afraid you'd ask that." "well, first you press the alarm button on your control panel." "You mean this one?" "That's right." "The burglar is then apprehended and subdued like this:" "This process is followed by securing the prowler firmly like this:" "And that's it!" "The prowler is now ready to turn over to the police." "Thanks, Henry." "I feel much safer now." "This may be the Iast time we'II ever see our family, Astro." "The last time!" "Just think of it." "What's so funny about that?" "My suit tickIes." "Your suit tickIes?" "well, scratch yourself." "And stop laughing, will you?" "Now, be very quiet." "I'II try rapping on the window to get Janey's attention." "And remember, we can't let the kids see us." "They'd just panic." "Come on!" "Coming." "Jane has her back to us, watching TV." "Oh, boy!" "Rinky Tink Tink." "Space Dog, starring Rinky Tink Tink." "So that's your favorite program, huh?" "well, forget it!" "We'II go around the other side." "We gotta get Jane's attention without letting the kids see us." "Rinky Tink Tink." "I Iike him." "Look out!" "Look where you're going." "You're no Space Dog, you know?" "Thanks." "Now, Iet's go!" "Aw, gee, Mom!" "Can't we watch Cosmic Cops?" "That's the program where all the crooks get blasted!" "elroy, I told you not to say that word!" "Are you nervous, Mom?" "I'm perfectly calm, cool and compIeteIy" "Yeah, calm, cool and completely unraveled." "Sorry, EIroy." "I guess I am a bit nervous." "Come in!" "Okay, where is he?" "I gotta get him before the boss gets me." "well, he's gone for good, and he's never coming back." "I sure would Iike to know what's going on!" "Judy, look!" "By the window!" "ProwIers!" "Out on the ledge!" "ProwIers?" "ProwIers?" "Don't worry, lady." "You stay here." "I'II go call the cops." "help!" "ProwIers!" "help!" "ProwIers?" "help!" "help!" "A prowler?" "It must be them!" "They're after Janey!" "I've gotta save her!" "I ain't got enough troubles trying to find this guy Jetson." "Now I gotta find prowIers." "Mother, look!" "It's Daddy!" "And there's that awful man!" "He's going to blast him!" "Mom, don't say that word!" "Hey!" "You're the guy we've been looking for." "You'II never take me alive." "Never!" "Give me the good old days when everyone wanted to get in the movies." "Hey, you!" "Just a minute!" "The antiprowIer system will take care of him." "Look, mister, all you gotta do is sign this release and we'II give you a part in our next TV show." "A part in a TV show?" "You mean you're not gonna rub me out for witnessing your robbery?" "Robbery?" "We were shooting a scene in Naked Planet and you accidentally got into the picture." "We're offering you a part in another show if you'II sign this release." "Oh, boy!" "Me, a TV star!" "Yeah." "Just sign this release, will you?" "It's a deal!" "Oh, boy." "What I don't go through for the boss." "Gee, this is the first time I've been in a television studio." "And I'm certainly glad it was all just a big misunderstanding." "I'm the first kid on the block with a TV-star dad." "Quiet, EIroy." "They're about to begin." "Okay." "Quiet, everybody." "The Soapy Sam Show is on the air!" "And here he is, that little old pie-maker, Soapy Sam with today's special guest star, George Jetson!" "well, boys and girls, what's that magic word?" "KerpIat!" "KerpIat, right." "Can you say it, George?" "Oh, that's easy." "KerpIat!" "That's right!" "Oh, boy." "I'd have been better off letting those hoods blast me." "KerpIat!" "Yuck!" "help!" "help!" "Jane, stop this crazy thing!" "Jane!" "help!" "Jane!" "(ENGLISH)"