"GEE, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* ONE IS A GENIUS" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE *" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN *" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSY WORTH *" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "BY GAD, SIR!" "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" "TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS?" "NO MAN CAN ACCOMPLISH SUCH A FEAT." "DON'T BE SO SURE, SIR SIDNEY." "AFTER ALL, THIS IS 1872." "THE MODERN AGE." "A TIME WHEN BURLEY MEN ARE CONQUERING THE WORLD" "THROUGH DYNAMIC ACTION." "[MUMBLING]" "BY GAD, SIR NILES, THAT'S A CAPITAL SUGGESTION." "IF ANYONE CAN CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE ENTIRE GLOBE IN 80 DAYS," "WE'LL MAKE HIM PRESIDENT OF OUR CLUB." "WHY, I'LL ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE, WHAT?" "CLUB PRESIDENCY WOULD BE ANOTHER PROUD TROPHY, SO TO SPEAK." "LIKE THESE THAT LINE OUR WALLS." "HERE!" "QUITE!" "AGREED!" "NOW, PINKY!" "RIGHT-O!" "WE MUST PACK OUR BAGS, PINKY." "WE ARE ABOUT TO BECOME WORLD TRAVELERS." "EGAD, BRAIN." "YOU MEAN TRAVELING AND GETTING SOMEWHERE?" "WHOO!" "IT BOGGLES THE MIND." "I SUPPOSE IF YOU HAD A MIND," "IT WOULD BE EASILY BOGGLED." "TA-DA!" "LOOK, BRAIN!" "I'M ALL SET." "I HAVE MATCHING LUGGAGE." "I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU." "POIT!" "I EVEN HAVE A TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK." "BONJOUR." "HOLA." "GUT--EEP!" "MINDLESS TOURISM" "IS NOT THE POINT OF OUR TRIP, PINKY." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA" "WHY WE'VE BEEN CAMPING OUT IN THIS WRETCHED WALL?" "TO ACQUIRE A DANK AND MUSTY SMELL?" "PINKY, YOU HAVE THE REASONING SKILLS" "OF A BURLAP SACK." "NOW, PAY ATTENTION." "HERE IS TONIGHT'S PLAN." "FACT" "WITH THE EVER-INCREASING GLOBAL DOMINATION" "OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE," "THE SUREST WAY TO RULE THE WORLD" "IS TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER." "Sí." "BUENO." "FACT" "EVERY PRIME MINSTER FOR THE LAST 200 YEARS" "HAS FIRST BEEN PRESIDENT" "OF THE POMPOUS EXPLORERS CLUB." "DA." "HARASHOH." "FACT" "THE POMPOUS EXPLORERS CLUB WILL GIVE ITS PRESIDENCY" "TO ANYONE WHO CAN CIRCLE THE GLOBE IN 80 DAYS." "JA." "DAS IST GUT." "PINKY, WE MUST CIRCLE THE GLOBE" "IN LESS THAN 80 DAYS," "CLAIM THE CLUB PRESIDENCY," "AND THEN THE WORLD." "EGAD." "BRILLIANT, BRAIN." "NOT JUST BRAIN, PINKY." "FROM NOW ON," "CALL ME LORD BRAIN OF LUMFORDCHESTERSHIRE." "GENTLEMEN, I'M OFF." "AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS." "UNLESS THERE ARE ANY CHALLENGERS." "[CHUCKLES]" "UH, NO." "NO, NO, NO." "HA." "NO." "OF COURSE NOT." "I CHALLENGE YOU!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHO'S SAID THAT?" "NONSENSE!" "RIDICULOUS!" "I WILL TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD IN 79 DAYS." "THOSE HUGE EARS." "THOSE PINCHED FEATURES." "THEY MUST BE..." "ROYALTY." "ACTUALLY, I AM A MOUSE" "BENT ON GLOBAL DOMINATION." "DEFINITELY ROYALTY." "PRESENTING LORD--NARF!" "UM, WHAT, BRAIN?" "LUMFORDCHESTERSHIRE." "LUMFORD..." "SOMETHING-SHIRE!" "WELL, THEN, LORD NARF-UM-WHAT-BRAIN- LUMFORD-SOMETHING-SHIRE," "THE WAGER IS MADE." "CIRCLE THE GLOBE IN 79 DAYS," "AND THE CLUB PRESIDENCY IS YOURS." "GOOD LUCK, OLD CHAP." "SAVES ME A TRIP, WHAT?" "GENTLEMEN, I BID YOU FAREWELL." "SOU MELOHA." "THAT'S "SEE YOU LATER" IN LITHUANIAN." "OH, NO." "WAIT." "IT'S PORTUGUESE FOR "I'M A CANTALOUPE."" "I'M INCLINED TO AGREE WITH THAT BOOK, PINKY." "[INHALES]" "NARF!" "OH, THIS IS INVIGORATING, BRAIN." "HIGH ABOVE THE EARTH." "THE VAST OCEAN FAR BELOW." "ACTUALLY, IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER THAN I THOUGHT." "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A PUDDLE." "THROW OUT THE SANDBAGS" "AND CAST OFF." "ALL RIGHT." "UM, BON VOYAGE!" "THAT'S FRENCH FOR BON VOYAGE." "I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT." "I'VE MADE SOME MODIFICATIONS TO THIS CRAFT." "OBSERVE, PINKY." "THIS RIGGING ALLOWS US TO CONTROL OUR VERTICAL MOTION." "NARF!" "I'VE MADE A MODIFICATION, TOO, BRAIN." "SPIN!" "SPIN!" "SPIN!" "HA HA!" "WEEE!" "STOP, PINKY!" "WHEW!" "ANA DAEYIKH." "THAT'S ARABIC FOR "I FEEL DIZZY."" "ICH WERDE IHNEN SCHADEN MUSSEN." "THAT'S GERMAN FOR "I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HURT YOU."" "CANARD!" "CANARD!" "CANARD." "DOESN'T THAT MEAN "DUCK"?" "OUI." "OUI." "I MAY." "PINKY, WE'VE ARRIVED IN ITALY." "WE MUST LAND FOR SUPPLIES." "ITALY..." "ITALY." "OH, HERE WE ARE." ""IN ITALY, THERE ARE CERTAIN HAND GESTURES" "ONE SHOULD NEVER USE."" "HMM." "OH." "THIS." "THIS." "AND, OH, LOOK..." "THIS ONE'S FUNNY." "HA HA HA HA!" "NYAH-NYAH." "HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?" "NOPE." "DON'T SEE THAT ONE." "HERE." "TAKE THIS MAP OF ITALY." "NOW, AS I RELEASE THE HOT AIR," "YOU TELL ME WHEN WE GET CLOSE TO THE GROUND." "THEN I'LL LEAP OUT AND SECURE THE BALLOON." "NARF!" "WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT!" "HOW CLOSE ARE WE TO THE GROUND, PINKY?" "IT LOOKS LIKE A FOOT." "GOOD." "[SCREAMING]" "WHOOOOA!" "OOF!" "WHOA!" "BRAIN?" "I'LL BE WITH YOU AS SOON AS THE OXYGEN" "REACHES MY SKULL, PINKY." "[SNORING]" "A TRUE LEADER IS EVER UNDAUNTED." "WE WILL SIMPLY APPROACH THE LOCAL PEASANTRY" "AND DEMAND THAT THEY ASSIST US." "CAREFUL OF THOSE OFFENSIVE HAND GESTURES, BRAIN." "BAH, PINKY." "I WILL COMMUNICATE IN THE LANGUAGE OF TOURISTS" "SHOUTING REALLY LOUDLY" "AS IF EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID AND DEAF." "[BUZZING]" "YOU HELP ME!" "WHERE TRAIN STATION?" "!" "CHE FATTA?" "COSA PARLARE?" "CHE DICE LUI?" "[BUZZING]" "NARF!" "BRAIN, LOOK OUT!" "DON'T BOTHER ME, PINKY, I'M" "OW!" "GUARDA LA!" "OOH!" "STOP!" "GRRR!" "AY!" "OUCH!" "[YELLING]" "ANDIAMO!" "FERMATE LO..." "PRESTO!" "[YELLING IN ITALIAN]" "QUICK, PINKY." "FIND SOMETHING TO SAY IN ITALIAN." "UH, UH..." "FIUTI DEL PESCI." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "EITHER "I'M SORRY"" "OR "YOU HAVE THE SMELL OF FISH."" "[COCKS GUN]" "LET ME GUESS WHICH." "[MOB YELLING ANGRILY]" "YEEEEEAAAH!" "[GUNSHOTS]" "QUICKLY, PINKY," "IN HERE." "[PINKY AND BRAIN GROANING]" "BY GAD, THIS IS TERRIBLE." "23 DAYS INTO HIS JOURNEY," "AND LORD NARF-UM-WHAT-BRAIN- LUMFORD-SOMETHING-SHIRE" "IS LOST OVER ITALY!" "[MUMBLING]" "I DON'T KNOW, SIR NILES." "I THINK IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A BOOT." "WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE, PINKY." "THANKS TO MY METICULOUS PLANNING," "EXTENSIVE RESEARCH," "AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL," "WE ARE NOW PRECISELY WHERE WE NEED TO BE." "NARF!" "YOU AMAZE ME, BRAIN." "YOUR WINE, SIR." "AN AMUSING VINTAGE" "WITH AN EXCELLENT NOSE." "MY WORD!" "IT ALSO SEEMS TO HAVE EARS AND A TAIL!" "[GASPS]" "SORRY, SIR." "YEAAAAHHH!" "OOF!" "OH!" "OW!" "[CRUNCH]" "WHOA!" "AAH!" "I'M SORRY, BRAIN." "I CAN'T FIND THE HINDI TRANSLATION" "FOR "PLEASE TAKE ME TO A CHIROPRACTOR."" "NO MATTER, PINKY." "WE HAVE NO TIME FOR RECUPERATION." "WE MUST PRESS QUICKLY THROUGH INDIA TO REMAIN ON SCHEDULE." "HAU KOLA!" "OOF!" "OOH, IT'S NO USE, BRAIN." "POIT!" "INDIAN PEOPLE" "DON'T SEEM TO RESPOND TO POLITENESS." "HAU KOLA?" "THAT'S AMERICAN INDIAN, PINKY." "THE LANGUAGE OF THE SIOUX." "NO MATTER." "EVERYONE RESPONDS TO AUTHORITY." "STAND BACK!" "MAKE WAY FOR THE FUTURE LEADER OF THE WORLD!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "HEAVENS!" "IT WORKED." "PERHAPS I'M FINALLY GETTING THE RESPECT I DESERVE." "[RUMBLING]" "OF COURSE!" "COWS ARE SACRED IN INDIA, PINKY." "THEY ARE ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE." "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING, PINKY?" "WELL, I THINK SO, BRAIN, BUT" "NO." "NO, IT'S TOO STUPID." "WE WILL DISGUISE OURSELVES AS A COW!" "NARF!" "THAT WAS IT EXACTLY!" "MOO." "WE ARE A COW." "TAKE US TO CHINA." "MOO." "MOO?" "[CROWD YELLING EXCITEDLY]" "THE IRONY OF IT ALL, PINKY." "YEARS OF TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD," "AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SAY "MOO."" "UH, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOW, BRAIN." "COWS AREN'T SACRED IN CHINA." "[KNIVES UNSHEATHING]" "[MEN GROWLING]" "EGAD, BRAIN!" "HOW WILL WE, A HUGE COW" "HELPLESS," "TIED BY THE HOOVES" "EVER GET DOWN FROM HERE?" "SNAP OUT OF IT, PINKY." "WE'RE NOT A COW." "OH." "RIGHT, THEN." "WELL, OFF WE GO!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "YAAA!" "YAAA!" "QUICKLY, PINKY." "WE'VE LOST VALUABLE TIME." "WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING STOP US." "GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!" "GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!" "GUNG HAY FAT CHOY." "POIT!" "I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS." "OBVIOUSLY SOME ALL-PURPOSE GREETING," "LIKE "HELLO" OR "HAVE A NICE DAY" OR SOMETHING." "MAYBE IT MEANS "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"" "OOF!" "PERHAPS, BUT WE CAN'T LET A LITTLE WALL STOP US, PINKY." "NARF!" "HOW ABOUT A GREAT BIG ONE?" "HMM." "FOLLOW ME." "AH." "YOU ARE A LAMP UNTO MY FEET, BRAIN." "GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!" "THERE, BRAIN--NARF!" "HE SAID IT AGAIN." "MAYBE IT MEANS" ""I'M AN IDIOT IN A DRAGON COSTUME."" "THEY'RE A VERY FESTIVE PEOPLE, BRAIN." "MAYBE IT MEANS "HOLD THE MSG."" "OOF!" "[PANTING]" ""GUNG HAY FAT CHOY."" "EGAD!" "I THINK I FOUND IT, BRAIN." "BUT IT'S TOO DARK TO READ." "EH, OH." "OH, IT MEANS "HAPPY NEW YEAR."" "AS IN HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR?" "GIVE ME THAT!" "[CHEERING]" "BY GAD, LORD NARF-UM-WHAT-BRAIN- LUMFORD-SOMETHING-SHIRE" "APPEARS TO BE DONE FOR." "HOW WILL HE GET OUT OF THIS ONE?" "[MUMBLING]" "YES, SIR NILES, THAT'S A SPLENDID IDEA." "BUT WHERE WILL HE GET A DUCK AND A HOSE AT THIS HOUR?" "AWAY, ACCURSED FOWL!" "[HONK HONK]" "AT LEAST WE'RE GAINING VALUABLE TIME." "YOU SEE, BRAIN?" "THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE TO EVERYTHING." "YES, PERHAPS," "BUT THAT WHICH GOES UP..." "MUST COME DOWN." "CIVILIZATION AT LAST." "REALLY?" "I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA." "WE WON'T BE NEEDING THAT BOOK HERE, PINKY." "I DO HAVE A WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF ENGLISH." "PARDON ME, MY GOOD MAN." "THEY'S A DAGNABBED BUNCH OF SCALAWAGS FROM THE HOOSEGOW" "A-HANKERING UP THE GOSHENEST RUCKUS DOWN AT THE BANK." "YEP, I DONE SEEM THEM." "YEAH." "I DID!" "I DID!" "POIT!" "WAS THAT ENGLISH, BRAIN?" "EITHER THAT, OR HE'S CALLING A SQUARE DANCE IN DUTCH." "NO MATTER." "HE WAS POINTING THIS WAY." "HE MUST'VE BEEN OFFERING US THOSE HORSES." "GIDDY-UP, HORSEY!" "GIDDY-UP!" "HYAH!" "KI YI YIPPEE!" "YEE-HA!" "GIDDY-UP!" "[GUNSHOTS] [NEIGHS]" "COME ON, DEPUTY!" "WE'LL HEAD THEM OFF!" "[PINKY AND BRAIN GRUNTING]" "THEY PLUM GOT AWAY." "I RECKON WHEN VARMINTS DISAPPEAR" "INTO THE CREVICE OF NO-MAN'S BUTTE," "YOU NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN." "[PANTING]" "YEE-AH-HAH..." "TIME RUNNING OUT." "ARE YOU PONDERING..." "WATER." "UM, HELLO." "UH..." "GUNG HAY FAT CHOY." "UH..." "SOU MELOHA." "UH, POIT." "UM..." "UM..." "HAU KOLA." "HAU KOLA?" "HAU KOLA!" "YES, PINKY." "TELL HIM I AM GREAT CHIEF BRAIN." "MUST GO EAST TO WHERE SUN RISES." "KANKSHA ANPETU WI." "MMM." "GREAT CHIEF?" "EAST?" "YOU GOT IT." "POIT." "AT LEAST WE GOT TO NEW YORK, BRAIN." "LET'S HERE IT FOR THE WORLD'S TINIEST INDIAN CHIEF" "SITTING BRAVE." "FORGIVE ME IF I'M LESS THAN ECSTATIC, PINKY." "AHA!" "NOW, PINKY!" "WE DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO SPARE." "WE'LL TAKE ONE OF THESE CAB TO THE PIER" "AND CATCH OUR BOAT TO LONDON." "NARF!" "BRAIN, YES!" "THIS TIME WE REALLY DID IT." "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" "YES, PINKY." "THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR PHRASE BOOK." "OH, BRAIN." "WE HAVE CONQUERED LANGUAGE," "AND SOON WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD." "FOR NOW, THERE IS NO ONE" "WE CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH." "DRIVER, TAKE US TO THE PIER." "HAPPY I MAKE YOU VERY." "CHI-CHI YESLY DOWN THE STREET, LO-LO?" "THE PIER!" "THE PIER!" "WHO'S GOT A FUNNY CLOUD?" "PIER!" "THAT'S BACON!" "DOES THAT BOOK TRANSLATE NEW YORK CABBY, PINKY?" "UM..." "NO." "GRRR." "AND THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE POMPOUS EXPLORERS CLUB IS..." "BENJAMIN DISRAELI." "HERE, HERE!" "GOOD SHOW!" "JOLLY GOOD!" "IT'S A SHAME THAT LORD NARF-UM-WHAT-BRAIN- LUMFORD-SOMETHING-SHIRE CHAP" "NEVER SHOWED UP." "150 DAYS AND COUNTING." "[MUMBLING]" "THANK YOU." "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "[BRAIN] TRY TURKISH!" "UH, BENI HAVA ALANINA GOTURUNI." "SWAHILI!" "SAMAKI ¡PO WAPI!" "UM, ARABIC!" "UH, EMTA YEGHAEDER SAMAK." "YOU TALKING FOR PLEASE LITTLE GOING NOW, HEY, COOTCHIE?" "HURRY, PINKY." "WE HAVE TO GET BACK AND PREPARE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHAT WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT?" "HOW MANY WAYS DOES THAT BOOK HAVE TO SAY" ""TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD"?" "* THEY'RE DINKY, THEY'RE PINKY *" "* AND THE BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS."