""A Labor is on a rampage."" "This looks pretty bad." ""Hey, this guy is streaming his rampage!"" "Rigth, let's do this." "The Labor has destroyed houses in its path..." "Um, I believe its stopped now and.." "We demand strengthening of Labor operations regulations!" "As you see here, a Labor can be a force of evil as well as good!" "This instant news cycle is making life so difficult..." " What's holding you back?" " We'd love to rush in, Commander..." "But deploying a Labor in a crowded arcade is a horrible idea!" "Then go ahead and deck up rigth there" "What?" "But we'ew rigth next to residential housing..." "Using the word "but" is forbidden." "That perp's trashed 13 houses already." "If we need to break some eggs to get this wrapped up, so be it." "She's a monster." "No doubt about it." " Police Labors?" " That's an Ingram!" ""Metropolitan Police Department"" " Oops." " What?" "What's going on?" " Jeez, you really do suck." " My taxes go toward paying these clowns?" " Um, is this destruction of property?" " Leave it." "Focus!" " Hus?" " Target approaching!" "What!" "?" "What the hell!" "?" "How can an earthworks labor move like that?" "Stop!" "People will get hurt!" " Please, you've got to stop!" " I know.." "I'm going easy on you!" "It's over here!" "This is like a late nigth anime show..." "Unit 1, keep pushing." "That street leads to Nippori Station." "Rigth, there's a graveyard on the west side!" "Better thare than here..." "Roger!" "Um, family practices Pure Land Buddhim." "This won't mess taht up, will it?" "Unit 2, copy that?" "Ride the Yamanote to get here." "A train bound for ikebukuro and Shinjuru will..." "Dear riders." "Please stand behind the white line on Platform 2." "A special Metropolitan Pocice carrier train will be passing through." "Please keep clear." "Damn it!" "How can your mobility be inferior to a bulldog!" "Inferior?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "You're losing." "He's beating you in both power and speed!" "I'm not inferior!" "I'm not a loser!" " Well, that lit his candle." " Calm down!" "If you hit the cockpit..." " Go ahead." " Huh!" "?" "If close quarters combat isn't working out, then pull back." "As the old commander used to say, you need to improvise sometimes." "Unit 1, permission to fire granted." "Roger that!" "Hey!" "A person's inside here!" "Right now, you're not a person." "You're a bulldog that's a public nuisance." "To run or not to run, gotta run to have ran..." "Hey!" "Wait!" "Buddy!" "Oh c'mon." "Commander, you sly fox..." "Did we make it!" " Hey, it worked out!" " Thank you for your cooperation." "Pack up and move out!" "Nippori 1 to PS, reporting from the scene of property destruction by a Labor." "Arakawa copy." "Verify casualties and extent of damage." "Priority One..." "Thank heavens he didn't pull the trigger at such close range." "It would've been fine." "I had mainternance change it all to blanks." "Commander!" "Please tell me these things beforehand!" "Oh, didn't I bring it up?" " See?" "Labors are dangerous, aren't they?" " Yeah sure pal." "Tell us more later." "Hey you!" "That's one dirty assed trick you pulled!" "We're not heroes in a robot anime show." "We serve the law." "As police officers, we protect the city and its people." "Yeah, stuff it you douche." " What the hell was that?" " Hey, you're on duty!" "Oh dear God..." "Now that's the spirit." "Labor is the name adopted to describe robots developed for industrial use." "Labors became prevalent in earthwork and building construction, but their ubiquity brought about criminal uses as well." "The Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department established the Special Vehicles Section 2 Patrol Labor Company meet this challenge." "And thus, the police force nicknamed the Patlabors came into being." "Subtitles by Pedotriba"