"Fellow students" "The last 3 years have been amazing" "Thanks to your hard work" "It's now time for us to part ways" "Go into the real world and make your mark" "Mingyang University senior class!" "Congratulations, you've graduated!" "We've graduated!" "Where's Kimmy?" "Kimmy!" "Where is she?" "Kimmy!" "Don't come any closer!" "Any closer and I'll jump!" "What's wrong?" "You were fine just now" "I just got dumped" "He said... since I'm leaving for the US tomorrow he lost faith in our relationship" "You mean the literature guy?" "Didn't you want to break up with him?" "Why kill yourself over him?" "No" "I'm doing this for myself... to end my tragic life" "Your tragic life?" "Your father is rich and you were born pretty" "You even get to study in the US" "Just get down, stop whining!" "She's right, stop playing around" "I'm starving" "Let's go eat, okay?" "Do you two even care about me?" "I don't want to go to the US" "I hate speaking English" "Why am I being forced to go?" "You!" "Call my dad" "Tell him to come... to see how he's killing me" " Fine" " Hurry!" "I'll do it..." "Where's my phone?" "Xiwen!" "Film this" "What's happening?" "Why wait for your dad?" "Let's do it now!" " What?" " Let's jump together!" "Recording!" "I'll send the tape to your dad after you die" "Any last words for him?" "Anything to say?" " Are you ready?" " No" "Jump on three" "One" "Two" "Three!" "Help!" "She got stuck" "Want me to film this?" "Film what?" "Help me!" "It's recording anyway, just smile" "Sorry..." "They rescued me" "Who would believe she would jump?" "Did you believe it at the time?" "No way!" "She turns everything... into a big drama" "Plus she's so into prettiness, how would she jump?" "It would ruin her face" "Exactly" "Let's start by talking about...men?" "If your man cheated on you would you prefer he had... paid sex... with a prostitute or a one-night stand?" "One-night stand, of course." "Paying for sex is pathetic" "If he needs to pay for sex, what does that say about me?" "It's like...hello?" "If he's safe..." "So, no paying for sex?" "What I mean is..." "If you pay for sex, then it's..." "Hello?" "Paying for sex is better... as long as he's safe" "How would you know?" "Safe means it's 'clean'" "Paying for sex is like eating fast food" "Eat and run" "It's just sex" "Why can't he eat at home?" "You think it's cleaner?" "If he tried to pick up girls at bars..." "You can imagine... your boyfriend would have to make an effort to impress the girl, say things like..." "'You're so beautiful' and sweet talk her" "The sex that follows could easily turn into love" "You see?" " Prostitutes come and go" " And you?" "This talk makes me feel uncomfortable" "Why do you torture me like that?" "I'm still hoping for..." "True love" "We just want to bring you back to reality" "I'm not listening" "Xiaomei said you're getting married soon" "For a healthy sex life... how much sex a week is considered normal?" "I'm getting married, it doesn't matter anymore" "Really?" "We're starting a family!" "How often do you have sex with Lin per week?" "He's a busy man" "How many times a month?" "Per year?" "Per month?" "He's going to see this!" "No, he won't..." "Liar, blur my face" "What's the ideal number?" "Say it..." "My ideal is no sex... or once a month!" "I knew it" " She's..." " frigid!" "Thank you, see you next time" "Xiaomei" "Give us a second" "You've been my Assistant Director for...a year?" " A year and a half" " Ah..." "Didn't you say you wanted to be a director?" "I have an idea" "For 'Women's Private Parts,' you'll be the director" " I'll just be the host" " Really?" "Yes, I would like to give you a chance" "Thank you, Director" " Do your best!" " Yes" "My boss suddenly needs me to escort him to Thailand" "Our flight leaves at 5pm" "Can you bring my luggage to the airport?" "Do you really have to go?" "But we have an appointment with the wedding planner" "I have no choice." "You meet with him first" "Alright" "See you at the airport" "I'm leaving now" "Kimmy, I have to go!" "Xiwen!" "You don't need to run" "I was afraid I'd miss you" "Your passport" "Have you eaten yet?" "Are you hungry?" "I'll eat on the plane" "Airplane food is horrible" "I'll get you something better, just wait" "Don't bother" "I'm boarding soon" "I'll be quick." "You check in first" " Welcome" " Hello" "Hi" "Hello" "My boyfriend is in a hurry" "May I go first?" "Sure, no problem" "Thank you." "No worries" "Hello" "I want a soy latte with... an extra shot of espresso and a club sandwich, no tomatoes... toasted, no crust, to go... quickly, thanks" "Thank you" "No worries" ""I have to get on board, see you when I'm back"" "I'm sorry" "The order I just placed..." "Cancel it" "I'm sorry" "Please look at today's menu" "Do you like?" "What do you wish to eat?" "Pick one" "You're taking too long" "I'll go first, this one" "Look at his massive chest" "That feels good" "He's not a woman, what does he need a big chest for?" "Plus, his chest is bigger than yours" "That's no good" "How about this one?" "No way" " Why?" " Sis" "His nose is too small" "So what?" "Small nose... means small down there" "If it's small... once it's in.... you can't find it!" "You're sick" "You can't find it!" "What are you talking about?" "We're choosing men" "Small ones... have no feeling" "Come on, pick one!" "Have you picked the groomsmen yet?" "Let's see..." "What about him?" "Accountant, recently broke up" "Will he do?" "He looks a bit goofy... and accountants are boring" "You're so picky" "Let's do this later" " Help me choose a gown first" " Alright" "I found this bridal shop on the Esquire website but it's a little pricey" "Don't worry" "I know the shop owner, I'll get you a discount" " Really?" " Yes, really!" "Use your sexual wiles to get me a good discount, okay?" "Okay" " I need to pee" " Go" "Hello..." "It's Kimmy here, I..." "What the fuck?" "What's up?" "Nothing..." "Why don't you give Lin a call now" "Find out how many suits he needs before she calls the bridal shop for you" "He's in a meeting" "I'll call him later" "Okay?" "Call him now." "The meeting may be over" "If he gets mad, I'll say it was your idea" "Fine" "Stop shushing me" "He's in a meeting" "I want soup and salad" "Lin Jie..." "I'm in a meeting" "Still in a meeting?" "It's nothing, I found a bridal shop and Kimmy can get us a discount..." "Why are you whispering?" "He's in a meeting" " Come with me!" " I was thinking..." " Let's talk after the meeting..." " Just come!" "Alright?" "Who is he meeting with?" "Did you know that he's getting married?" "Did you know he has a fiancée?" "Xiwen..." "You bitch, don't even look at me!" "Why?" "Are you going to cry?" " She's my..." " Shut up!" " Xiwen!" " Lin Jie!" "Excuse me, miss" " Where are you going?" " Exactly!" "Don't even think about it" "Xiwen!" "Xiwen!" "Go away!" "Xiwen!" "Go away!" "I don't want to hear your excuses!" " I'm not listening!" " Xiewen!" " I'm not listening!" " Xiewen!" "I'm not listening!" "You have to listen!" "I'm sorry" "lam in love with Beibei" "Let's break up" "Xiwen" "Let's go back to your room, okay?" "It's not comfortable lying here" "Actually, I've always thought... that Lin wasn't good enough for you" "Do you know why?" "Because you're the best" "Stop crying" "Xiwen" "I know you're hurt" "I wish I could share your pain" "You can't go on like this" "You need to get back on your feet... you can be even happier than before" "Okay?" "Whenever I'm upset you're always there to comfort me" "I just want you to know... if you want to lie here all night long we'll stay with you" "If you want to get drunk" "I'll drink with you" "And when you're drunk" "I'll take care of you" "We'll always... always be together" "My dear... let's go get changed" "Take a shower and you'll feel better" "That's right" "You didn't even wash your face" "You stink" "It's true, you stink" "You can't just lie here forever" "It's time to get up" "We'll give you a hand" "One" "Two" "Three" "Good girl" "Come..." "Let me in first..." "Hold her" "Wait for me" "Alright" "Open your month, I'll brush your teeth" "I'll give you a facial later" "Let's get you a new haircut tomorrow, okay?" "That's cute" "Do you see this?" "Can you see?" "What the..." " Kimmy!" " Smile" "Corning!" "What the..." " Don't fall" " Kimmy!" "I'll be right back" "Coming!" "Hurry!" "Stop shouting!" "I'm already exhausted" "Guess what I found" "What?" "What is it?" "Lin's supplementary credit card for Xiwen" "So..." "What are you up to?" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "It's all new stock!" "Look at this one" "This one isn't bad either..." "Where are you?" "Which one do you prefer?" "This one?" "We're shopping!" "Wake up!" "Do you like this hat?" "No, this one..." "Do you like flowers..." "Be gentle!" "The belt..." "The leopard skin hat..." "Give me two pairs, one for my morn" "It's not coming out of our own pocket anyway!" "It's not our money!" "We'll take them all" "Here" "I want this in size 8" "And this hat... size Large" "These are all for you" "They suit you" "Miss" "I'm sorry but you've just maxed out your card" "Yeah!" "We maxed it out!" "Yeah!" "Ang Lee agreed to attend the company's anniversary party" "He'll depart from London a day before and arrive at 10am on the day of the event" "Very good" "What about Jui Tian?" "Has he replied yet?" "Not yet" "They're still juggling his concert's schedule" "They don't know if he can make it" "Try your best" "Jiu Tian is very important to the party" "His presence will boost our image" "Okay, the next issue is... the theme..." "Kimmy, that's..." "My friend" "She was just dumped" "Don't mind her" "Continue with the meeting" "Please roll her back in" "Thanks" "What I want to discuss is... the color of the invitation card" "I think it's unappealing" "Try these designs in white" "Remember... our theme is 'bling-bling'" "The lighting issues have been resolved." "And..." "Wait" "Don't move!" "Excuse me" "I'm sorry, Kimmy" "Never mind." "Go back there" "My dear..." "What are you looking at?" "Go on with the meeting" "What's wrong?" "Did she skip breakfast?" "This does not concern you, leave now" "And come back in 3 hours" "Ok..." "We need to hurry, eat something, okay?" "You must eat" "Ahhm...we're going to eat some rice" "Yum, yum, yum..." "Open up..." "Come on" "You haven't eaten in 2 days!" "What to do?" "Milk?" "Be good, drink some milk?" "Milk, milk?" "Drink some..." "You like this, don't you?" "I'll buy more" "How about some more rice?" "We're going to eat some rice..." "Come on!" "Have a little..." "Hello..." "Have you reached the parking lot?" "No place to park?" "Use the disabled parking" "Yes, my friend is umm..." "My friend is... in a wheelchair" "Thanks,bye" "What did you do?" "Did you drink that?" "No?" "Are you screwing with me?" "I'm sorry, I don't mean to..." "I'm not mad at you" "I'm not mad" "I'm sorry, don't cry" "Don't cry" "Please don't cry..." "I'm sorry..." "Look at me..." "You don't like that?" "Come on, stop crying!" "I have to go!" "You're still not eating!" "More milk?" "Welcome." "Thank you..." "Thank you so much" "Sit down" "Would you like something to drink?" "Red wine?" "Sounds good, thanks" "Ya-ting, please serve them red wine" "Thank you" "When the interview starts..." "Xiaomei" "Someone's here for you" "We're about to shoot" "Can you look after her a little longer?" "No way!" "We had a deal" "It's your turn to babysit tonight" "Listen" "She's gone crazy, she won't drink anything but this" "Here" "Oh, right..." "When she uses the toilet..." " you have to wipe her ass" " Just go..." " Keep her clean" " Just go" "Have a drink and relax" "Say whatever you want" "Don't be shy" "Okay" "So, are you all ready?" "Yes" "Xiaomei, we're ready" "You Okay?" " Okay!" " Good" "Roll!" "Women's Private Parts ll, Scene 12, Take 1" "So..." "Let's start with...'men'" "Okay?" "Let's say... one day on the street you caught your best friend's boyfriend... cheating" "Would you tell her?" "I'd take pictures" "Pictures?" "Then what?" "Post them on the internet?" "Whatsapp her" " Whatsapp your friend?" " Yes" "Don't you think it's too cruel?" "Yes, I think it's cruel" "Are you afraid she wouldn't learn the truth otherwise?" "I'd tell her immediately" "If she found out later, she'd never forgive me" "Xiaomei" "What's that noise?" "I'll go look" "Stop crying..." "Sorry but I have to take you outside" "We're recording live, sorry..." "You go home first" "I'll look after her" "I'll take her home once she wakes up" "I think... we can't go on like this" "During the shoot..." "I didn't know what I was doing" "I was afraid to show people the playbacks" "And you... your eye bags are bigger than your eyes" "It's nothing" "The real problem is..." "I haven't been able to have an orgasm for 2 weeks" "How tragic" "Let's think of a solution" "Perhaps we can do something... deeply moving... to snap her out of it?" "I have an idea!" "The two of us... can make love to ugly men for a week" "That's moving!" "Why the two of us?" "You go by yourself" "Plus, you think Xiwen would find that moving?" "Yes!" "No" "You think of something then!" "You have a better idea?" "Here" "Xiwen!" "This is..." "Stop shushing, she can't hear" "This is... your post-breakup performance chart" "The green line is our projection" "The red line is your actual performance" "Can you see?" "It's not good" "Can you see?" "She can't see... move on" "You'll never guess... who's going to eat this steak" "It's someone who never eats beef..." "Xiaomei" "She's starting now" "We underestimated how self-destructive you are" "So we're each going to do the impossible for you... hoping you'll snap back to your old self" "Keep cutting" "Keep going..." "You see?" "See how much we love you" "Are you moved?" "Very moving, swallow it" "It won't work if you don't swallow" "Your turn" "You haven't finished yet!" "I need some time" "Alright" "My turn" "Xiwen" "Since high school..." "I've been wearing makeup everyday" "But for you... in this very public place, I'm going to remove... all my makeup" "Can I eat steak instead?" "Screw you!" "Watch me" " Stand up" " No" " Stand up!" " There're many people" "Do it for Xiwen!" "Quick!" "Turn!" "Fine!" "Enough!" "I'm awake now" "That's enough" "Wipe your face, it's so gross!" "Thanks" "She's responding..." "That's right..." "I'm hungry" "The truth is..." "Lin and I... haven't made love in 6 months" "No problem, I know lots of hot guys" "Show her" "Pick one" "Choose the ones you like" "We'll sing Karaoke with these hot men this weekend" ""Remember our KTV date at 8 tonight!"" " Ms. Kimmy!" " Yes?" "The decorations for tomorrow's party are done, have a look" "It's gorgeous, are there any more?" "And this one" "I like this one" " Let's talk later" " Okay" ""I'm here already"" "I wish to hold you again in my next life" "To love just you and grow old together" "But I don't know how to make it possible" "Still we can't...end our love" "Everybody sing together!" "When I look back the pain from longing still remains..." "Thank you, everyone!" "Hello!" "Mr. Lin Jie" "Why did YOU play me?" "I wasted my youth on you" "We were together for years!" "Hurry up, she's already here" "We must hurry" "Guys, smile!" "Smile more!" "Lighten up!" "Be happy!" "Where is she?" "Xiwen!" "Xiwen!" "Her bag is here" "Her phone is here" ""Are you alright?" "Should I come over?"" "Lin Jie?" "Hi!" "You guys are all here?" "What are you playing?" "Xiwen" " Nice to meet you" " Hello" "Want a drink?" "You still want to drink?" "Of course!" " Why?" " You're drunk" "I'm not drunk" "Cheers!" "You don't drink?" "Don't like drinking?" "Only a little" "Let's sing!" "Do you sing?" "I can sing" "Do you know "Endless Love"?" ""Endless Love"..." "Yes..." "I know the song" "Let me do it" "I can do it" "Here..." ""Endless Love"" "I can't forget..." "Why is it taking so long?" " Cue it up for me!" " It's playing" "You first" "When I look back the pain from longing still remains" "How can I stop loving you?" "Tonight you will come to understand that we can't... end our love" "When I look back the pain from longing still remains" "Why still come to me... and make my heart beat?" "Are you alright?" "Your friend?" "Nope" "Who's she with?" "I don't know her" "Isn't she with you?" "You're up?" "I'm leaving" "I'll take you home" "No need, I'll be fine" "You have no money, no phone" "I think you entered the wrong room" "I'll take you home" "There's no taxi" "It's probably because of the rain" "Put this on" " No need..." " It's okay" "It's alright" "It's chilly but I'm not cold" "What is it?" "I've never imagined that at my lowest point... the person who's nicest to me..." "would be a stranger" "It's raining hard but you still stay with me" "You even offered me your jacket" "You let me sing "Endless Love"..." "It's alright" " ...over 20 times" " Stop crying" "Enough" " You even drank with me..." " It's alright" "Stop crying" "I'll let go now" "Don't cry" "Thanks" "Yes..." "She has big eyes and a bob cut with bangs" "That's right" "Call me if she returns for her bag and phone" "She's my friend" "Please call me at this number, okay?" "Thanks for your time, bye" "Did you find her?" "No" "What about Lin Jie?" "He's not answering" "I'm home" "Great" "Thanks for the ride" "Who's that?" "Who's he?" "He's cute" "Hang on" "What's your name?" "Are you her friend?" "Bye now" "Do you want some coffee?" "It's hot" "I knew you'd still be editing!" "Unbelievable!" "The party is about to start" "You know I'm in charge tonight" "You can't be late!" "Where's your dress?" "Where's the sexy dress I picked out for you?" "Just wait!" "I need to finish this part" "Who do you think you are?" "The industry big shots aren't going to wait for you" "Listen to me" "Any one of tonight's guests could land you a movie deal" "Just do what I say, just this once okay?" "But I don't like these events." "Can I pass?" "What do you think?" "No!" "Can I get your opinion on this segment?" "Great editing!" "Look..." "Ang Lee is coming too!" "Ang Lee, he's your favorite!" "Admission ticket" "See you there!" "Hurry up and get changed!" "Okay!" " Bye-bye!" " Bye-bye!" "I'll find you later" "Hey, you came!" "Cheater, you didn't empty your glass" "This is my second glass" "He lied" "Excuse me" "Ms. Kimmy, Ang Lee's assistant is at the bar" "The man in the white suit" "I see him." "Hold this for me" "Sorry to interrupt you" "Those lights are pretty good but they're not exactly what I wanted" "Excuse me" "My name is Kimmy" " I'm the organizer..." " Sorry..." "I don't speak Chinese, sorry" "Hi, my name is Kimmy." "I'm the organizer for tonight" "You must be Ang Lee's assistant, right?" "No!" "I'm his executive in charge of scheduling and logistics" "So...excuse me." "It's such a sexy post." "I love it!" "You know, I must tell you..." "I have a friend, she is really pretty" "She's a really talented director," "I'd love to have her meet Ang Lee" "You can have her come see me" "Okay?" "I'll be around" "Wait" "Seeing you is great but I was hoping that they could really meet... for just a little while" "Maybe later, okay?" "I love 'maybe,' I'll wait here for you" " I'll come back and find you..." " Okay" "I love 'maybe'" "Okay..." "Remember that thing?" "Excuse me...sorry" "What would you like?" "Macallan 18" "Ok" "Excuse me" "Sorry" "Hi" "I'm Kimmy" "I'm the organizer for tonight" "Jiu Tian" "Would you believe I have psychic powers?" "If I hold your hand" "I can tell what you're thinking" "Do you want to try?" "Ok" "Now pick a number between 1 and 5" "Don't tell me" "Let me sense it..." "I think I've got it... 5?" "No?" "I know why" "Because it's too noisy here" "Let's find someplace quieter?" "Come" "The number is 1" "Wrong" "I didn't pick a number" "Are you playing with me?" "Your words hurt!" "Look, I'm crying" "I wasn't playing with you" "That game is not fun enough" "Got something else?" "Yes" "When this party is over," "I can play plenty of games with you" "At least 10" " 10?" " Yes" "Make sure that they are fun enough" "Sure..." "Xiaomei, come here!" "Let me introduce" "Jiu Tian, Xiamei" "I've heard of him" "She's my best friend" "She wants to be a director, that's why I brought her here... to meet Ang Lee, but she was late" "Sorry" "You think meeting Ang Lee... will help you become a director?" "Of course it will" "Ang Lee is a big director, right?" "Right" "But I thought... directors just needed to do their job" "Ang Lee won't make your film for you" "Besides, you look like... you have more character than that" "What's it to you?" "Wow!" "So cool!" "Then why grovel for Ang Lee?" "What's your problem?" "Mind your own business" "What I mean is..." "Ang Lee should be seeking you out, not the other way around" "Yeah..." "Musicians are weird" "Let's get some drinks?" "Come on" "And you, don't go anywhere" "We still have 10 games to play" "Look at me!" "Listen" "What do you think of Jiu Tian?" "What's there to say?" "Who does he think he is?" "Lunatic!" "I love lunatics!" "Listen..." "I told you to come earlier." "Now look..." "I don't know where Ang Lee is" "I'll help you find him" "Be good, wait for me over there" "Get me a glass of white wine" "Sure" "A glass of white wine please" " Damn you!" " I'm sorry..." "Your voice just now was... amazing" "Can I record it?" "Are you joking?" "I'm serious" "I want to add your cursing to my new song" "Can I record it?" "I'm busy" "This is Kilauea, a Hawaiian volcano" "Want to hear a baby's first cry?" "Can you let me record you?" "Hi, Mr. Executive!" " Hello" " I'm Kimmy, remember?" "Yes" "So..." "Ang Lee?" "Yes..." "Ang Lee is in the bathroom." "Oh...he's in the bathroom." " I'm going to fetch my friend and then..." " Okay..." "I see him!" "You're naughty!" "You're a liar!" "You can't do that!" "Excuse me, Ang Lee..." "I'm sorry, he's very busy" "I know he's very busy." "I'm very busy too" "Everybody here is very busy." "But we just need one minute" "Please..." "Okay" " Really?" " Yes" " Oh my god!" "Give me a hug!" " Let me ask him" "Give me a hug first, give me a hug" "Are you ready?" "Do you need water for your vocal cords?" "Can I not do this?" "Your voice is amazing!" "To be honest..." "I've never... heard such perfect cursing:" ""Damn you!"" "Trust me, okay?" "Woman's voice, take 1" "Damn you!" "Not bad" "But maybe you could..." "Take a deep breath... use your diaphragm" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Damn!" "Damn!" "Damn!" "Try again" "I'm serious" "Woman's voice, take 2" "Damn you!" "You've got the right pitch but... not the emotion" "How about... we recreate the scene together?" "Close your eyes" "Go on" "Think back to when... you were at the bar" "You needed a glass of wine" "The bartender is on his way" "You're anticipating it" "The wine is coming... coming..." "You see the glass of wine... coming closer and closer" "Suddenly..." "Damn you!" "Yes!" "Perfect!" "Yes!" "Thank you!" "It's amazing!" "Really amazing!" "Let me help you..." "Let me dry your jacket" "This is wine?" "It's Kava wine" "The main ingredient is Kava root" "When you drink it you feel completely relaxed" "Try it" "Spicy!" "In Vanuatu people drink it before meditating" "How long have you lived on this boat?" "It's been... 2 years" "Why?" "3 years ago, I returned from the UK to launch my first album" "It got a good response" "But..." "I wasn't happy with the end product" "I grew more and more disillusioned" "Sol began sailing... searching for my voice" "Did you find it?" "Carpe Diem" "Con Respicio" "What does that mean?" "Carpe Diem - seize the day" "Con Respicio - with respect" "Once I learned to do that... songs just flowed out of me" "Do you hear that sound?" "What?" "The waves" "May I kiss you right now?" "You're back" "You didn't answer my calls." "Where did you go?" "Sailing" "With Who?" "Jiu Tian" "No wonder you look happy" "Did you sleep together?" "Any good?" "No" "Then what did you do all night?" "Make music?" "Cook?" "I know" "You wrote a script together" "You think everyone has to have sex on the first date?" "Are you referring me?" "I wasn't" "You are the one who is being self-conscious" "What kind of attitude is this?" "What do you mean?" "What's wrong with you?" "Have I offended you?" "I waited for you all night long" "I must be crazy" "Last night I even groveled... so you could meet Ang Lee, the great director" "Then what happened?" " Where did you go?" " Enough!" "I know you're good to me and you've done a lot for me" "Thank you" "You know shit!" "Do you know what it feels like... when your best friend dumps you at a party?" "If you knew, you wouldn't have left with him" "I asked you last night... what you thought of Jiu Tian" "You said he was a lunatic!" "Then why did you leave with him?" "I didn't expect things to turn out this way" "I think Jiu Tian... is very special" "I... never experienced such feelings..." "Oh, you're so adorable" "Special?" "Are you telling me..." "You fell in love after one date?" "Think about it" "He's a rocker!" "Use you head!" "What's wrong with rockers?" "Aren't rockers people too?" "You think you understand all men?" "Yes, I do" "I've been with more men than you" "Have you ever dated?" "No" "Then shut up if you have no experience" "Listen carefully" "You can't play with a man like Jiu Tian" "I don't intend to play" "Kimmy" "I'm not your daughter, you're not my mother" "Can you stop talking to me like this?" "I'm tired" " Xiwen" " Yes?" "Someone's looking for you" " Me?" " Yes" "Hi" "How do you know I work at W?" "You told me when you were singing Karaoke" "Oh..." "Right..." "So?" "I've come for my jacket" " Right..." " Right" "But it's not here" "I left my phone in my jacket" "Can you come back tomorrow?" "I'll bring it" "How about this" "My friends and I are going to Karaoke bar tonight" "If you don't mind come join us and bring along the jacket" "But I have to work tonight" "Double shift?" "Do you have a business card?" " Yes..." " Good" " Leave one with me" " Okay" "I'll call you" "Sure" " You don't mind?" " Not at all" " Bye-bye" " Bye-bye" "Man, man, man..." "They're all men" "Oh my god" "Any more dishes to wash?" "No" "I'm telling you, this man is decent" "None of the numbers in his phone belong to women... except for his mother" "A boring man like him is perfect for you" "What man?" "Whose phone are you looking at?" "Qiao Li's" "You..." "How did you find his phone?" " You're so rude!" " Rude?" "What's your hand doing?" "Do you want to look?" "He didn't set a password?" "Of course he did" "But I have this!" "A gift from my friend" "Plug it in and it cracks the code" " Very handy" " What is this?" "You're right, no women" "See" "Could he be gay?" "No way" "How do you know?" "I've been with so many men" "My gut tells me he's straight" "Very straight" "But at the Karaoke bar the other day..." "He was surrounded by men" "To figure out if a man is gay or not you look at three things" "First, his pants" "The tighter his pants, the gayer he is" " Nope" " Good" "Second..." "What sports he likes" "Soccer or basketball... means he's straight" "Badminton... or... volleyball are gay" "The third and... also the most important... are his nails" "Straight men look at their nails like this" "Gay men, when you tell them:" "their nails are pretty, they do this" "Whatever" "It's none of my business if he's gay or not" "I just had a breakup, leave me alone" "Besides, I barely know him" "What if he's a psychopath?" "What if... he killed and buried his ex in his basement?" "What if he has a girlfriend?" " On top of that, he could be a psychopath..." " Shut up!" "What if he has a weird fetish..." "Enough!" "You weren't so gutless before" "Remember?" "You have a list of things you want to do before you turn 30" "What were they?" "Bungee jumping, shaving your head... and skinny dipping!" "But you suck" "You didn't do any of them" "I haven't turned 30 yet" "Perhaps..." "I'll do them tomorrow" "I'll... do umm...any one of them" "Good!" "You keep up this attitude" "What for?" "Keep it up and give Qiao Li a call" "You have to return his phone anyway" "And... after you talk to him... give Xiaomei a call" "See if she's coming back for dinner tonight" "I already called." "She's busy" "She said she'll be out all night" "Sorry to be late" " Oh..." " Traffic jam" "I just arrived" " Thanks" " Your jacket ls my phone in the jacket?" "I didn't check ls it there?" "Yes" "Did you peek into my phone?" "Of course not" "Your pants are so tight." "Are they comfortable?" " My pants?" " Yes" "Too tight'?" "A little" "I have tighter ones" "These are fine" "Do you play any sports?" "Basketball?" "Rarely" "No ball games?" "Soccer?" "Volleyball?" "Volleyball" "I was on the team in high school" "How do you look at your nails?" " My nails?" " Yes" "Like this?" "Scheisse!" "What?" "You understand?" "Heilige Scheisse" "So you know!" "How dare you swear?" "How come you know?" "They're German swear words" "You speak German?" "I work for a German company" "I picked it up at the hotel" "Our customers swear a lot" "You're bad" "Let me test you..." "Arschloch" "What does it mean?" "Asshole" "You really know!" "I know Nepalese too" "That's amazing, right?" "No way!" "La do magikala wandt" "What's that?" "Also swearing about mother" "La do magikala wandt" "La do magikala wandt" "Magi..." " Try again..." " Nonsense" "It's really Nepalese!" " See the Nepalese man over there?" " Forget it" "No way" "Let's see if he turns his head..." "La do magikala wandt" "What's wrong?" "Is that your ex?" "My... ex-fiancé" "and... his new girlfriend" "Let's go" "Let's say hello" "Come on" "Heilige Scheisse" "What did he say?" "Nothing" "Just hello" "No need to get upset" "Many people have suffered worse" "So I didn't suffer enough?" "We were about to get married then I discovered that he loved someone else" "Do you know how that feels?" "You wouldn't understand" "Why wouldn't I understand?" "I was divorced" "Why did you divorce?" "After we got married" "I then realized that... my wife did it to spite her ex" "That's why she married me" "They kept in contact" "How could I not divorce her?" "That's why I said" "I understand how you feel" "How could you understand?" "How could you possibly understand?" "We aren't the same" "Your wife lied to you, she used you" "Lin wasn't like that with me" "We were genuinely in love!" "We were in love!" "Miss" "What time is it now?" "It's been over half an hour since we left the restaurant" "Has he called you?" "Has he texted you?" "No!" "What does that mean?" "It means he doesn't care!" "Got it?" "I barely know you" "Can I have some time by myself?" "Of course, no problem" ""Can we meet?"" ""I'm downstairs at your place"" "Tell me... when did you... stop loving me?" "I didn't stop loving you" "If I didn't love you we wouldn't have lasted so long" "I don't get it" "What happened to us?" "All these years... weren't we happy together?" "What did I do wrong?" "We were getting married" "How could this happen... just as we were about to get married?" "If I didn't run into you at the café that day... if I didn't see anything... we might be married now" "What did I do wrong?" "I wanted to tell you long ago" "I just couldn't bring myself to do it" "I couldn't bear to see you suffer" "All these years... my life was based around your plan" "At university, you already planned to get married at 28 and have a child at 30" "When I suggested going to a better restaurant you insisted we save up instead... because we had to go to Paris for our honeymoon" "When I got fired by my company 2 years ago you still insisted on buying an apartment" "I was under so much stress that..." "I couldn't sleep unless I got drunk" "But you called me pathetic" "Alright" "I didn't know...you should have told me" "I'm sorry!" "Now that I know, I can change" "If you don't want to get married now, we won't get married" "If you don't want to go to Paris, we won't go to Paris" "I'll do whatever you want" "Just stay with me" "I..." "I just want things to go back... to the way they were when we were happy" "Can we do that?" "Can we?" "I can change" "It's too late" "You'll find someone to be happy with" "Call me next time when you go skinny dipping" "I'll film it for you" "No one would believe it now without evidence" "And... couldn't you pick a warmer day to go?" "You're one smart girl!" "Let's see" "You're burning up" "What should I do?" "Fine..." "I'm not going to the New Year's party tonight" "I'll stay with you, okay?" "Just go" "I'd like some time to think by myself" "Don't tell me you're thinking of doing something stupid" "Actually..." "I've thought it through" "Lin Jie and I... drifted apart a long time ago" "I was so used to having him around so I didn't want to change" "Glad you figured it out" "You should go" "I think once the new year comes... everything will be better" "All right, I have to sleep now" "Okay" "Good girl..." " Good girl..." " You be safe" "Okay" "I'll be home early" "Okay" "Bye-bye" ""How are you doing?" "Happy new year!"" ""New Year Fireworks Attract Millions..."" "You're up?" "Why are you here?" "Why are you here?" "You texted me... and told me to bring you food" "I did?" "Are you... too sick to remember?" "Where's Kimmy?" "She left after letting me in" "Did she say anything to you?" "She said... that you like me" "Relax, I was only kidding" "You didn't tell me what you wanted to eat" "So I bought a bit of everything" "Take your pick" "You bought so much..." "How about some congee?" "I knew you wouldn't feel like eating" "Drink this" "It's good for you" "Take a sip" "What's wrong?" "Don't cry" "I just realized that... you appear whenever I need you" "I'm so touched" "Because I sensed that... you needed me" "On such a big day, instead of going out... you brought me so much food" "When I was sad, you sang with me and kept me company" "It's okay" "Every time I really need you, you appear" " Yet I was so rude to you..." " Stop crying the other day" " You were just trying to help me..." " Don't cry trying to reason with me..." "Don't cry..." "It's okay...stop crying" "What?" "I'll stop crying" "I'm sorry" "I have the flu" "I don't want to pass it onto you" "Thanks" "Why are you smiling?" "Well..." "What does it mean?" "Does it mean you like me?" "A little" "A little what?" "Say it, a little what?" "Nothing" "Like me little or what?" "Ladies and gentlemen" "Are you ready?" "Here comes Jiu Tian!" "I've been thinking, everything's so beautiful" "You and me so beautiful, girl, you're just so beautiful" "I've been wondering, why it's always wonderful" "You and me so wonderful" "How bout forever" "Everything's so beautiful, everything's so beautiful" "How bout forever, oh yeah..." "If I had wings then you would see me fly" "If I had wings then you would see me fly" "Now baby oh, oh o o..." "Now baby oh, oh o o..." "We're just seconds away from the New Year" "Let's all count down together!" "Ten" "Nine" "Eight" "Seven" "Six" "Five" "Four" "Three" "Two" "One" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "Are you afraid of my germs?" ""Xiwen, Xiaomei"" ""Happy New Year!"" "Would you come with me... on my European tour?" "Kimmy..." "Wake up!" "It's urgent!" "It's Xiaomei..." "What about Xiaomei?" "Hurry..." "What are you doing?" "You're not really going to Europe, are you?" "What about Women's Private Parts?" "Didn't you say you wanted to be a director?" "Was it all a lie?" "You've known him... for less than a month!" "How can you just leave?" "Was it his idea to join him or yours?" "If he dumped you there, what would you do?" "Ever think about that?" "Exactly" "You have no skills" "Are you going to wash dishes in Chinatown?" "You can't even do that!" "Did I say I was giving up on directing?" "I'll be the director... of Jiu Tian's behind-the-scenes video" "Maybe it will open doors for me" "Maybe I'll get more exposure ls it too much to ask for you two to give me support?" "Maybe" "Those are too many maybes, Miss" "I've known you for 20 years" "Right?" "Can't you just be honest with me?" "You're sacrificing our friendship for that man!" "Stop lying about going after your dreams!" "I'm telling you to Jiu Tian, you're just... a free lay!" "A free lay!" "A free lay, can't you see?" "Enough" "What's up with you?" "Do you get paid for sex?" "If you got paid, you'd be filthy rich by now" "I don't get it" "Why do you have to make me sound so cheap... every time you open your mouth?" "Kimmy, you're just jealous" "She said I'm jealous" "Relax..." "What's there to be jealous of?" "I'm better than you in every way" "Come on" "Oh, I know... if I was jealous..." "I'd be jealous of your stupidity" "You trust that man over us... the sisters that are trying to protect you!" "I'll tell you why you're jealous" "You're jealous because Jiu Tian chose me over you" "Ever since we were little you thought you were the prettiest and smartest and all the men should fall for you!" "As if..." "I didn't deserve any attention" "Right?" "No" "But sorry... not everything goes your way" " You heard her" " Relax..." "Let's not fight" "You heard her!" "She's out of her mind!" "You want to leave?" "Go ahead but this blouse is mine" "Don't take it" "Just go!" "Kimmy is trying to protect you!" "You don't understand what kind of man Jiu Tian is" "So you understand?" "Have you met him?" "What makes you think you both know him better than I do?" "We're afraid you'll get tricked" "We care about you" "We're afraid you're a poor judge of men" "I've never dated anyone, so I'm dumb" "You two dated a lot, so you're smart" "That's why, Siwen, you chose Lin Jie" "What are you saying?" "Are you crazy?" "You see!" "All it takes is one man to screw her up!" " Are you crazy?" " I am!" "You two are best friends, right?" "You two were always close" "I was just the third wheel, right?" "You two were always sharing private jokes that excluded me" "Why?" "You would go out together without me... and tell me later that you didn't think I had the time" "Says who?" "You both use the picture of you two as a screensaver" "You wear the same bracelet" "I know" "Deep down, you both think I'm inferior that I'm not good enough for you" "Protect me?" "Thanks, but no thanks" "What's wrong with you?" "Losing your head over a man?" "We're sisters, how could you dump us?" "What are you talking about?" "I gave you the same bracelet" "But you didn't want to wear it" "You thought it was tacky!" "You hated being photographed" "You think we didn't want to include you?" "Why are you talking like this?" " Let her go" " What's your point?" "You're right, I don't want to be like you!" "I hate being photographed with you!" "I don't like it!" "I'm not like you!" "That's why I'm leaving, happy?" "I'm telling you if you leave now don't ever come back" "Go!" "Go with that man" "He loves you... more than we do" "Just go" "Okay?" "No, Xiaomei" "Don't go!" "She's just..." "You're really leaving?" "Xiaomei!" "Let her go!" "If you leave now, don't ever come back!" "You heard me!" "I have to go somewhere" "Where?" "You're early" "Have you finished packing?" "Good morning" "Why can't I look at you?" "Do you miss me?" "What's wrong?" "Why are you here?" "Why not?" "Am I making you nervous?" "I've come to play games with you" "Games?" "You left early last time, remember?" "You like this?" "Happy?" "Stop playing" "Your turn" "Here" "Here" "Stop it" "Stop what?" " No." " No?" "No?" "Ok" "Enough" "Cut that out" "No" "What do you want?" "I want to sleep with you" ""Director Barbara Wong"" "I boarded Jiu Tian's boat" "I slept with him" "I don't believe you" "Call him" "Come on" "Are you afraid?" "Want me to call him for you?" "You're sick" "The man you claimed to be 'the one'... is a dog" "He even slept with... your best friend" "If you tell me now that... you still love him" "you're an idiot!" "Get out" "I don't ever want to see you again" "Get out!" "Xiaomei" "What's wrong?" "Xiaomei" "Are you going to leave me?" "Why would I leave you?" "Are you going to leave me?" "You don't trust me, do you?" "If you trusted me... why would I leave you?" "Perhaps... you aren't ready yet?" "Bon voyage!" "One more!" "Sorry, I'm working" "Who wants to drink with me?" "Drink with me!" "I'll join you!" "Cheers!" "I'll cheer you up" "Come dance with me" "Come on" "Are you all right?" "Let's go outside for some air, okay?" "Let me sleep..." "Sure...sleep" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Listen!" "Don't move!" " I need to throw up" " You're fine" "I really need to throw up" "Give me a second" "Xiaomei?" "Siwen, come save me" "A man is trying to rape me!" "Rape?" "What are you saying?" "Where are you?" "Where am I..." " Open up!" " I'm at Huaxi Street..." "Section 40, number 16..." " Room 111" " Open up!" "Open up!" "Who's shouting?" "Hello..." "Are you okay?" "Say something..." "You lied!" "Come here!" "Let go!" "Hello?" "Xiaomei!" "Xiaomei!" "Where to?" "This way?" "It's this way!" "Xiaomei!" "Xiaomei!" "Xiaomei..." "I killed someone" "I think I killed someone" "Can you slow down?" "Slow down..." "It's dangerous..." "Do you know where you're going?" "Where are we?" "I'm asking you!" "Where are we going?" "Shut up!" "I can't think straight with you screaming!" "No!" "I have to go back!" " I have to go back!" " Where?" "To the hotel!" "The fingerprints!" "I wiped everything down!" "The doorknobs too?" "Did you wipe the doorknobs?" "I wiped everything!" "Everything..." "It's done." "Stop worrying" "I think we should go to the airport" "Let's all get out of here" "Hurry!" "To the airport!" "It's the other way!" "Turn around!" "Why bother?" "We didn't bring our passports!" "We can't board the plane even if we get there!" "Just shut up, okay?" "Forget it" "Siwen, listen to me" "Just leave me" "I can't get you two in trouble" "Siwen, stop the car" "Stop the car" "What are you doing?" "It's dangerous!" "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "I killed a man" "Just go" "I killed a man, I can't escape" "You girls just go..." "I can't drag you down with me..." " No!" " You just go away!" " Start the car!" " I'm going to prison!" "Why should you?" "He tried to rape you" "Exactly" "He should be the one who goes to prison!" "Are you dumb?" "If you get caught... we'll testify for you" "Now that my wedding is cancelled" "I have lots of money to spare" "We can hire the best lawyer, okay?" "My father has a lot of connections too" "We can help you" "Definitely..." "Why are you two so good to me?" "Don't be so good to me!" "It's okay" "I was selfish" "I was jealous of both of you" "I wanted success just to prove I was better," "I wanted your approval" "In fact I was afraid of failure" "I was so afraid" "I wasn't even sure if I had the talent" " Stop crying - it's okay..." "Let me tell you" "Even when we were little... both Xiwen and I always thought out of the three of us... you were the brightest" "Because..." "You were the only one with a dream" "That's right" "Kimmy always said... that you would be... the first female Chinese director to win an Academy Award" "We both have so much faith in you" "We imagined going to the awards ceremony with you" "We even... discussed what we were going to wear" "We decided that... each of us would wear not one but... three outfits!" "I'm sorry..." "Siwen, I'm sorry" "Kimmy, I'm sorry" "What was that?" "What is this place?" "Why am I sleeping here?" "I must have had too much to drink" "Why does my head hurt?" "I'd better go home" "What happened... to that guy?" "He didn't die" "All of a sudden... the trunk popped open by itself..." " and the guy climbed out" " Just like that?" "It's an unsolved mystery" "They still think I opened the trunk" "But at the time, my feet..." "I mean, I was sitting like this... and my feet were like this" " then suddenly..." " So it couldn't have been you" "It couldn't have been me!" "So the guy... climbed out, then what?" "We hid" " Then..." " We hid and watched" "After he got out he took a leak on the side of the road" "He pissed then left" "As long as he wasn't dead, we couldn't care less" "So after this incident did anything change... between the three of you?" "The biggest change for me is..." "I don't go to pubs by myself anymore" "Even if I go out by myself, I don't drink as much anymore" "I don't drink with strange men anymore" "I'm quite happy" "Why happy?" "I'm glad it happened" "Otherwise I would still be fighting with her" "After this incident... you finally know how much I love you!" "I love you!" "If it didn't happen, do you think we still... wouldn't be talking..." "No way" "Of course not, but..." "Maybe not so soon" "Let's count the stars together as we grow old" "Standing shoulder to shoulder, laughing at the storm" "No need to spill tears on a single tree" "When we have a forest of sisterhood to play in" "Do you... think Kimmy... slept with..." "Jiu Tian?" "I did have my doubts but... not about Kimmy" "I think what happened was I didn't trust Jiu Tian" "But Kimmy's attitude was too unbearable..." "She crossed the line" "That's what got me mad!" "But now to think of it" "I know she was trying to... protect me" "That's right" "At the time..." "I made that decision for you because I loved you" "Now that... a year has passed" "I think I might have made a mistake" "Because no one should decide who you should love" "If I could go back in time, I wouldn't decide for her" "I'm grateful she believes I love her" "After the breakup, I realized that... girlfriends... matter a lot more to me than a boyfriend" "Finding a girl who isn't jealous of you... who's easygoing and shares everything with you is rare" "That's why I treasure... my female best friends now" "We vowed if we become old maids and fall in the bathroom" "We would call each other for help" "I'm no longer afraid to die old and alone in the bathroom" "We must live close by" "Even if we move or buy new places in the future we must live within three blocks" "You three are turning 30 this year" "I hear you're planning... a trip together" "Yes" "We plan to travel together but we haven't decided on a destination yet" "We're waiting to decide on the last day" "We'll decide at the airport" "After experiencing all these," "We decided we should live in the present" "People believe women go down hill after 30" " That's why when we hit 30, we want to..." " go up!" "Yes, go higher!" "We want to be..." "independent" - reach new peaks" "We're still young" "Exactly" "The things we did when we were younger... we can still do" "Make wishes or umm..." "Or even more" "Rome, we are coming!" "Girls, are you ready?" "Ready!" "How many true friends can we have in one life" "One look was enough to link our hearts forever" "Bathing in the sun together in our youth" "Riding the winds to chase our dreams" "Even as time starts to sign his name on our eyes" "I'm still willfully with you" "Remembering our wild youth" "The boy and the courage to persist" "Let's count the stars together as we grow old" "Standing shoulder to shoulder, laughing at the storm" "Okay)'" "I'll go first" "I want to go from 32A to 36D!" "I made the wish for you" "Bullshit!" "My turn..." "My turn..." "I wish to become a successful director!" "Wrong!" "Sorry" "What she really wants is... to become a successful and rich director...right?" "That's right!" "My turn..." "I wish that for the rest of his life..." "Qiao will love only me!" "Can't you wish for something else?" "You're so boring" "Let me wish for you" "For the rest of his life, Qiao will orgasm only with you!" "Orgasm!" "With anyone other than Siwen, Qiao'll be temporarily... impotent!" "Impotent!" "Otherwise his stamina only gets better!" "Longer and stronger!" "Not too long, it's exhausting..." "How about... just give Qiao 30 minutes of stamina!" "I wish Kimmy... will always be safe never gets STDs!" "Never gets STDs!" "What are you saying?" "Just play it safe" "Alright" "Just play it safe!" "Together... we wish we'll always be together!"