"Here comes Santa Claus." "Hey, come up!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Santa speaking." "What Santa?" "Santa Claus, of course!" "We already got 10 addresses." "Are you nuts?" "Well, ok, what's the address?" "Remember it." "3rd Builders street, 25." "What's the apartment number?" "Thirteen." "Thirteen." "Yes" "Ok, I'll do my best but no guarantees." "Santa Claus risks missing New Year because of this traffic." "Miles of cars, even the widest highways hardly move." "Moscow traffic stands firmly, Yekaterinburg barely moves, too.." "And here are some shots from Nizhny Novgorod." "No difference at all." "Every year on 31st of December we go to Russian baths," "and every new year your father..." "...every new year he is late." "And you know why?" "As he says, he feels himself lost." "But do you know what was lost?" "What?" "Ahaa..." "listen then." "Before your birth we accidentally sent him to Leningrad... instead of me." "And he fell in love there." "With whom?" "But he got married your charming mom and, unfortunately they divorced quite quickly because he still loved the one from Leningrad." "Did you buy a New Year present for your father?" "I did." "A cell phone." "What?" "A cell phone" "You know what would be a real present for him?" "What?" "First, you drink." "Uncle Pasha, you know I can't drink." "I don't offer you to drink, just have a drink to your father." "Uncle Pasha, you know what happens when I drink." "Do you love your father?" "Daddy?" "Daddy." "I do." "Pass it, please" "Drink it and we'll teach you how to make your father happy." "Take it" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Doesn't work?" "What's that?" "A deodorant?" "A deodorant?" "Idiot!" "Idiots!" "Yes." "I said, sit down." "Sit!" "What?" "Water." "Hey, did you forget about me?" "You alcoholic!" "Didn't get you." "It's not about you." "There's nothing to take here." "Listen, here is a man in my apartment!" "Either a thief or a homeless." "I don't know yet." "You are homeless!" "I'm not!" "Give me water." "I said, sit down!" "I'm already here." "Why did you open the windows?" "Oh, I see you." "Oh, there's someone else?" "So you don't work alone?" "Help!" "What floor?" "4th, please." "Here you are." "Where is he?" "There." "Well, what we've got here?" "Oh!" "What a nice guy!" "Seems like he didn't take anything." "Yeah?" "Thanks God." "Hello, Vladik!" "Hello, but I'm not Vladik!" "I did, I did." "Call me a bit later, ok?" "Yes." "Bye!" "Get up!" "Quickly!" "You hear me?" "Are you talking to me?" "Yes, I'm talking to you now." "I just thought..." "No, I'm talking to you." "Irakly, just let me call the police." "Don't call." "We'll manage ourselves." "Irakly?" "Yes." "Is it his clothes?" "Are you Irakly?" "I thought Iraklys were a bit different." "Well, like this." "Shhh." "Look, phone's like yours." "Hey!" "Why are you picking my pockets?" "Don't touch it!" "Where are you going?" "Oh, Roman Yevgenievich." "I'm not Roman Yevgenievich." "Hello." "Thank you." "You, too." "No, Lev Sergeyevich is on Bahamas" "Yes, of course, I'll tell him." "Yes, say hello to your wife." "He arrived by air 1 ,5 hour ago from Moscow." "Who?" "Lev Yevgenievich?" "Why?" "Why you ask me?" "You better ask him, darling." "Hi, Tolik!" "How are you?" "I'm bad." "But I'm not Tolik, you..." "Tolik, there are some problems with tenants on Perspektivnaya street, take Vlad and go there." "Perspektivnaya?" "Where's is that?" "Are you in Egypt?" "Who let you in?" "I'm not in Egypt, I'm at home." "Come on, come on, swim." "Lukashin Konstantin Yevgenievich." "Here!" "Finally, that's me." "3rd Builders street, 13." "Didn't get it." "What?" "Wrong address?" "Things happen." "Moscow." "Of course, Moscow!" "He came to Saint Petersburg, got drunk and now he thinks he's at home?" "Deport him out to the frost." "Don't!" "I don't want out to the frost." "Well, my friend..." "I want to drink." "Did you wash your head with vodka?" "Come on, get up." "What?" "I want to drink." "And ... not to drink the opposite." "Nadia, give him his pants." " Please" " Thank you" " Don't." "To the right." " I know." "Turn on the light, passenger." "Yeah, things happen." "Nadia, where's your mom?" "She's at her friends helping to cook and then she was going to a store." "Is she going to be here by midnight?" "Of course." "Honestly, it would be better to gather at my place, it's too small here." "Stop it, there will be only three of us." "And dad?" "Dad never celebrates New Year, for some reason he doesn't like this event." "That's a pity." "I wanted it to be a family circle - dad, mom, you and me." "What are you planning?" "I..." "I..." "Wow!" "Super!" "It fits you so well!" "Why did you move the furniture?" "We moved the houses too." "Look into the window." "Really?" "Why'd you move the houses?" "No, it's all the same." "There's the school, I graduated it, there's the kindergarten that I didn't get it - there was no place." "Wait, wait." "Where is the church?" "Where is it?" "There?" "What?" "Am I in Leningrad?" "Thank God." "Hush!" "Hush." "But how?" "!" "Lukashin, Zhenka!" "Zhenka Lukashin!" "Finally!" "Where's Kostya?" " Kostya?" " Yes." " He left." " Where?" "You should think logically." "There's no Kostya here?" "There's no." "There are two variants he left, or he hasn't come yet." "You think it's very witty?" "Joking, joking." "Kostya called, apologized a lot, he is in Leningrad." "Where?" " In Leningrad." " Stop, stop calling." " I'm calling Kostya." "Kostya-Kostya!" "Remember your youth." "Would you be glad to get my call when you are with a girl?" " Where am I with a girl?" " Where?" "In Leningrad." "What Leningrad?" "There's no such city!" "There's no city but the 3rd Builders street is still there." "How did he get there?" "How did I get here?" "By the way, how did he get here?" " I don't know." " I don't know either." "Wait!" "How did you drag me in?" " Why are you...?" " Let me try." " Doesn't fit." " Really?" "Let me try." "How did he get in?" " Wait, I think I got it." "I asked auntie Olya to clean here a bit" " What auntie Olya?" "Our neighbor." " She doesn't know you, so she let him in." " Hi." "Already drinking?" "I'm at my girlfriend's place." "I've got only one, unlike someone." "She sends you greeting, too." "And waives." "Rifatov sends you his greetings." "I didn't send him greeting and I didn't waive." " No, you did, in your soul." "I discerned it." " Wait!" "Let's assume we know how I got in." "But how did you get in?" "Come on, come on." "Wait!" "The last request!" " Shoot you down?" " No, a cup of coffee." " Eat some snow." " Irakly." " Ok, give him some coffee and let him get lost." " Oh, thank you." "Call mom about dad, please." "My father and I celebrate every New Year birthday together." "You'd better hurry up or you'll miss New Year with your father." "I lost my cell phone." "Where's my cell?" "Can I use yours?" "I can't find mine." " Here." " Thanks." " You are welcome" "One second." " It's ringing in your pocket." " Oh, right." "Thank you." " You are welcome" " I just take it off." "Hello, Lev Sergeyevich." "Yes." "Don't!" "Happy New Year." "How's the water?" "Don't take it off." "Yes, no, there's no problem at all." "Hello, Lev Sergeyevich, hello." "Bad connection...." "No, we'll solve this ourselves." "We are not going to bother you with this." "Yes." "Yes." "We decided to invite father." "Are you ok with this?" "Ok, mom, can you call him yourself?" "And one more thing, mom, I'm out of time, can you come faster?" "Of course, Lev Sergeyevich, don't worry." "At the very outside I'll go there myself." "Don't worry, have a good rest." "Thank you" "Vladik!" "I asked you to call me back!" "Nadya, make me coffee." "No, from a small cup, I'm not at work now." "Come on, honey." "Ok, forget." "I'm explaining." "There is a building of Perspektivnaya street with our station." "The tenants filed a complaint saying that because of it their TVs don't work well anymore." "Yes, it happens." "I understand, they like to brawl." "But what if it's true?" "Please, go there, have a look, there are 20000 numbers at this station." "Do we need these problems?" " Did you call mom?" " She's ok with that." "Wait, Vlad." " Call dad yourself, ok?" " Ok." "So go, Vlad." "Excuse me, please." "Your name is Nadya?" "Can I have some sugar?" " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "What an awful day!" "I'll clean it." "I'll have two, I'm sorry." "Hi, dad, it's me." "Listen," "Irakly and I are having a New Year dinner tonight and we want you to join us very much." "Yes." "He just wants to get to know you." " Mom?" "No, she doesn't mind." " Ok, come on, go there." "Is it father?" "Give him to me." "Hello." "A call to the past." "Ippolit Georgiyevich." "Good evening." "This is Irakly" "Hush, hush." "Excuse me, please." "Yes, you know it's not just a New Year," ".." "For me it's a special New Year Eve." " Excuse me, please, can I for a second?" " Do you have a bladder problem?" " Oh, come on." " Go, go." " Thank you." "Excuse me, Ippolit Georgiyevich," "this is the first New Year Eve we're spending together with Nadya." "Yes." "We've known each other for a year, but for me it seems to be much longer." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Good bye." "Well?" "Is he impulsive?" " It's ok." "I'll call him back and he'll agree." " You think so?" "I guarantee it 100%." "Yes, who are you?" "What?" "Valentina Ivanovna, our station is not able to hinder you TV antenna." "is not able to hinder you TV antenna." "You understand that?" "We are going to the roof now and burn it." "I sent a specialist to you, he's coming right now." "No, you come here in person and sort it out yourself." "Stop, stop!" "Hello!" "I'm having a headache because of your station." "How can I call you back, Valentina Ivanovna?" "You'd better not call me back." "I'm going to the roof!" "What a bitch!" "What?" "You need to go?" "I don't want to leave!" "Ok, I'll be right back." "Vlad, I'm going there myself." "Hey, are you sleeping?" "Hey!" "Why did you blow off the balloon!" "Valera, stop." "Don't." "I'm not talking to you." "Valera, where're you going?" "Ok, go, Valera, and you go to the Moscow station." "Do you believe in miracles this night?" "Are you ready for a miracle?" "Are you struck down?" "Come on, I'll drive you." "Yes." "Irina Vladimirovna, happy New Year from our company we wish you luck and happiness." "Good bye." "Oh, let's go." "Happy New Year!" "You promised not to drink!" "How he dare?" "Who the hell is he?" "To me, Santa Claus!" "What're you doing?" "how did you get in?" "The keys don't fit." "Did she let you in?" "Come on, give it to me straight." "Come on," "I feel sick." "Go out, faster." "Use your hat." " Can I sit?" " If you're not going to speak on phone." " I'll abstain." " Sit down then." "Excuse me." " Hello, Irakly Petrovich." " Hello, Valera." "Listen, take a ticket for the nearest train to Moscow get that man onto it and make sure he's gone." " Got it." "What man?" " That one with the furry hat." " Ok?" " Don't worry, Irakly Petrovich !" " Ok." "Bye!" " Happy New Year!" " You too." " I'm cold." "Thank you." " Well, it's time." " Let's go." "3rd Builders street." "Uncle Pasha, I've done everything." "The gift is ready." "Dad can come." "We told your dad about this unbelievable coincidence but he didn't believe us." "He didn't?" "Let then him call me right now." " What should I tell him?" " I don't know, think out something." " Is it Kostya?" "Give him to me." " Yes" "He asked you to call him back." " Hello." " Kostya!" " Excuse me, he left his phone." " And who are you?" " Nadya." "Nadya?" "Is it Leningrad, 3rd Builders street, 25, apt 12?" "Yes." "How do you know that?" "I'm very sorry, but my friend lived there before." " Her name was also Nadya." " I think you're talking about my mom." "She'll be back soon." "Are you saying your Nadya's daughter?" "Exactly." " So you're saying, Kostya has left?" " Yes, he is being taken to the station." "Thank God!" "You know, I really don't want you to think that he drinks." "He almost doesn't drink He had one shot when he was young and flaked out" "He tried it once more and had the same result." "I think it's called alcohol intolerance." "Probably" "You know, it's incredible that we are talking." "Please, say hi to your mom." "Ok." "Oh, don't!" "Or as you wish." "Excuse me." "Please, good bye." "Good bye." "There can't be such coincidences." "You should think logically." "It always happens that can never happen," "And what can happen never happens." "Really." "But how did he get there?" "Excuse me." "I need my cell phone..." "Your father called." "Really?" "What did he say?" "That you shouldn't drink." "Really?" "Please, good bye." "Thank you." "Excuse me again," "I'm saying there's also my passport..." "Stop." "I dropped my passport somewhere here." "Where're you going?" "Here." "There's nothing left." "Take it, I'll have a look." "Wait, you took it from me." "Where did you put it?" "No?" "I remember." "I was sitting here." "You were standing there with him." "You were laughing." "Do you like him?" "I mean, do you love him?" "Of course, he's rich." "It's easier to love rich men." "I advise you to have a mercenary marriage." "It's easier to divorce." "Oh, yes?" "So you think it's better to love poor and sick?" "Are you talking about me?" "Where's my passport?" "Listen, I don't know where's your passport." "I gave it to you." "Ok." "Look, what I've got." "God!" "Are you making fun of me?" "Stop taking your things out." "You'll forget something again." "Leave!" "Why you behave as you're at home?" "Something is burning in the kitchen." "Oh, shit!" "Where the hell did you come from!" "Oil!" "Oil!" "Burned yourself?" "No, don't do it." "First, with water and then use calendula ointment." "Why are blowing at me?" "I'm a doctor, I know what's better." "You'll be ok in a second." "Oh, my mom!" "In what sense?" "In the literal one." "We need to think something up." "So, you are Irakly's driver you brought something and now you're leaving." "Got it?" "Ok." "Ok." "Wait, wait." "I can't be a driver," " What?" " I'm a bit drunk." "Can you think of anything else?" "I can." "Just a moment" "You know, you'd better open the door." "Otherwise she'll think we're getting dressed." "Idiot." "Mommy!" "You didn't have to buy so many things!" "At last it's so nice to meet you." "Hold it, Nadya" "Oh, it's so heavy." "You shouldn't carry it, it's very bad for your health." "I'm saying it as a practicing doctor." "What doctor?" "Oh, indeed, I'm not a doctor" "Let me introduce myself." "I'm Nadya's friend and everything..." "What everything?" "Since when you are my friend?" "Well, at least about 2 hours, maybe more." "You come in, come in." "I recognize the delicacy of your generation, you're afraid to stand in the way of happiness of your children." "What are you talking about?" "Nadya, who's he?" "My classmate." "He's leaving already." "Nadya, I'm not your classmate." " I'll introduce myself." "What's your mom's name?" "Nadezhda Vasilievna." "Nadezhda Vasilievna, pleasure to meet you." "My name is Konstantin Yevgeniyevich Lukashin." "Lukashin?" "Yes, Lukashin." "From Moscow?" "From Moscow." "Come in, come in." "Where's Irakly?" "Valera, where the hell is that building?" "There's a dead end, I think I got lost." "Check with the navigator once more." "It's like in a fairy tale: the more further, the more scary." "Got you, Valera." "Hello" "Hello, I'm Irakly Ismailia from a cell phone company." "Happy New Year." "Tell me, please, do your TVs show well?" "Disgustingly." "Can I have a look?" "Sure, come in." "Where does Valentina Ivanovna live?" "I got a call from a woman from your house, her name is Valentina Ivanovna." "Valentina Ivanovna?" "I need the apartment number." "She's such a..." "squabbler." "It shows just the same picture." "Nice" "I don't see any clutters." "It's a careless work." "What's the apartment number?" "I think it's number 58." "Happy New Year." "Nadya, he must leave now" " First, he's sure an adventurer." " What do you mean?" "Excuse me." "Cause your father was an adventurer." "Why "was"?" "He's still alive and sends you his warmest regards." "What?" "He sends you his regards." "Nadya..." "It's my cell." "Yes?" "Kostya, are you still there?" "Why?" " Let me talk to Nadya." "Which one?" "Here's also Nadezhda Vasilievna." "She says you are an adventurer." "Why, I wonder?" "Give it to me." "She asks the phone." "Yevgeny Mikhailovich..." "Nadya..." "Explain me, how did your son find himself in our apartment." " Did you send him here?" "l?" "What for?" "I don't know." "To get a revenge." "You didn't succeed with me and now you want to break my daughter's life using your son." "I've just found out that he's there." "Can well believe it." "What's the noise there?" "Where're you?" "One second." "Nadya," "I promise you," " I swear he'll leave you immediately." "Tell it him yourself." "Yes." "did I often force you to make something?" "That's great, come on, come here." "We're waiting for you." "No way!" "Kostya!" "Of course, Nadezhda Vasilievna, too." "Give me the phone." "Hello." "Hello!" "Hello!" "It discharged" "These new phones!" "Their batteries always run down." " Is it charger?" "No chargers!" "Leave!" "How can I leave?" "I need to charge it and to finish talking to dad." "Oh, God!" "What should I do?" "Fly there." "Why?" "Save your son." "Yes" "She's sure that it's my idea..." "Oh, but there's no flights already." "So fly and explain it all." "Explain what?" "And there are no more flights already." "We can search for one right now." "Grigory Ivanovich, could you get me one more ticket?" "To any flight?" "Could you?" "What do you mean "one more"?" "Thank you" "Yevgeny, come on, go to bath." "A piece of bread, thank you" "Honestly, it happened unintentionally," "I just wanted to meet the woman" "my father loved." "He didn't love me." "Really?" "Why?" "Ask him." "This is very delicious." "Yes?" "I just can't understand if it's fish or meat." "Is it charged?" "It is." "Will you call dad?" "Don't want." "Leave now." "How can I leave?" "Dad is coming." "Call him not to come." "Oh, you don't know him." "I know him very well!" "Ok, wait for him outside the door." "It's yours." "That's Irakly." "Hello!" "Is it you?" "It is me." "Oh, my boy!" "Auntie Valya, it's not him." "It is him!" "I am Valentina." "And here is Tatiana calling from Israel." "We are the friends of your future mother-in-law." "What mother-in-law?" "It's not..." "My dear Nadya and Irakly, we decided to present you this picture." "You see." "This is your mother." "I'm not their mother." "Only Nadya's." "What's the difference." "I'm presenting it to them." "Oh, such a good boy!" "Now a kiss!" "No!" "They can't." "Only at the wedding." "Tanya, I'll call you back later, ok?" "Kisses." "Now a kiss!" "Valya, stop it!" "We must go to the store." "Ok, let's go." "let's go." "Alright!" "Good bye!" "Oh, you're such a nice boy!" "what are woman!" "She's so beautiful, you're beautiful, too." "I'll wait there." "Look for my passport, please." "Hello" "Hello." "Ippolit Georgiyevich, good evening." "It's Irakly." "You again?" "Yes." "It's me again." "I don't know if it can be an argument for you but I'm going to propose marriage to Nadya" "tonight at midnight." "Does she know?" "I think, she suspects it." "So I'd like it to be the way it should be: in the presence of you and Nadezhda Vasiliyevna." "Well, remember, as it used to be before "I ask your blessing..."" "As I understand, you don't ask." "You've already decided it." "It's not true." "She didn't say it, but she gave me to understand it." "I don't understand why you need me," "So I've got a weighty reason to ask you..." "You've already taken the decision and haven't found a minute to meet me before." "Yes, Ipollit Georgiyevich." "I tried, but..." "But now...." "Thank you" "How many Frontier Guard holidays a year?" "But will you come to the wedding?" "Thank you for the invitation, but..." "How many Frontier Guard holidays a year?" "Ok, Ippolit Georgiyevich, good bye." "We'll see." "Good bye." "Good bye." "What?" "How many Frontier Guard holidays a year?" "Only one." "Two." "I don't care." "Tell me, is it Valentina Ivanovna's place?" "You know this children's rhyme?" "I know lots of them." "Father Frost watches his borders..." "Watches his borders, you hear?" "So you're saying Father Frost is a frontier guard?" "Don't joke with me." "Oh, no." "I got you." "The New Year is also Frontier Guard holiday." "So where's Valentina Ivanovna?" "Listen, bro, let's have a drink." "No, no." "Later, soldier." "So what about Valentina Ivanovna?" "got a call from her." "She lives here." "She complains that because of our antenna your TVs don't work well." "What's the reason to complain?" "We'll go to the roof and sort it out right now." "Let's go" "I'll take my rifle." "Hush!" "Stop yelling." "Do you have the keys?" "Don't worry!" "It'll be fine." "Yes, dear." "Don't worry, I'll be back soon." "I'm not worrying." "It's just... he's back." "What?" "Wait a second." "Yes." "Valera, whom did you send to Moscow?" "Whom you said." "Describe him." "About 50 years old, in a furry hat, a bold one." "What?" "!" "An old bold one a furry hat?" "You are fool" "Nadya, listen to me." "Hey, frontier guard," "frontier guard, where're you?" "Nadya, call the police, I'll be back soon." "Ok, wait." "Hey!" "Frontier guard!" "Stop it." "Idiot!" "Hush, hush!" "Give me your hand, soldier." "So did you find it?" "No." "I think you can leave somehow without passport." "If you really left it..." "So you think I'm lying?" "You know, I think you're lying all the time." "What for, by the way?" "Honestly?" "Honestly!" "I came to meet you." "But you didn't know about me at all." "I didn't." "Now I know." "Can I tell you something as a friend?" "This Irakly won't do for you." "Maybe you do?" "Why not?" "Give me some time and you'll see." "For now it's too fussy and nervous:" ""Tolik, hi, call me back." "Valera, do me a favor and bla-bla-bla"" "It's impossible to hear each other." "Commune with me in a normal way." "You'll see." "Well, I'm kind, not stupid, delicate young man with serious intentions." "Will you leave yourself or should I call the police?" "I think, I won't leave myself now." "Ok" "Hello, police?" "Good evening." "Happy New Year." "Happy New Year too" "There's a man in my apartment." "I don't know." "You find this out." "3rd Builders Street, 25, apt.12" "Swiftly." "And what you thought?" "Listen, you'd better go now." "But what will you tell them?" "I'll say you got frightened and ran away." "No, it won't work." "You'll be fined for a false alarm." "I can't let it happen." "What a nobleness!" "I'll wait for them here." "It's just doesn't coincide." "You said that the man is inside the apartment, and I'm outside" "Let's do the following " "I'll be with one foot inside the flat and outside with another." "Good for everyone." "Listen, I really wonder how did you get here and what your did here." "That's it." "Time to fly." "Oh, God." "Honestly speaking, I'm still not sure if I want it." "Give it to me." "I'll fly myself." "Carefully!" "Don't tear it." "I don't even have a present." "You are the present." "Here, take it" "Fly." "This antenna is fastened with that wire" "And?" "and it scratches when wind blows." "So take this wire and..." "Yeah, one sec" "I just need to move it a little bit..." "Don't move anything!" "Careful!" "Let it off!" "What are you doing?" "Hey, be careful!" "Hey!" "Let it off!" "No, hold onto it!" "Who plays the guitar?" "My mom." "Mom?" "My father plays, too." "Can I?" "Though I know only one song." "Let me try to remember it." "Here." "Here." "If you don't have a house, there's no risk of fire, your wife won't leave you, if you're if you're not married" "If you don't have a dog, a neighbor won't poison it..." "Yes, Tanya." "How're you?" "Could you let people have a nice New Year Eve!" "Why did you break the antenna?" "12?" "Yes" "Did you call the police?" "We did." "Here." "The man accidentally got in to my flat" "and doesn't want to leave." "I don't." "Maybe, it's not on purpose..." "Your documents." "Aha, here you are." "There's my registration." "He's from Moscow, not Petersburg." "Yes, Moscow." "Your passport." "Mine?" "Yours." "Happy New Year." "What?" "Nothing." "Here, please." "But it's not my apartment, it belongs to my mother." "Let's have 50 grams, huh?" "It's New Year, nevertheless." "Since when you're in charge here?" "Ok, then." "Let's go." "Both of you." "Careful with your faces." "Don't accuse us in hurting you then." "Hello" "Here's no place at all." "Come on, come on." "It'll be warmer." "Sergeant, where's the woman section here?" "What woman section?" "I was brought here with a girl." "Where's she?" "Don't worry." "It'll be ok." "They'll check everything." "More tea?" "No, thanks." "Can I make a call?" "Please." "Thank you" "You must do it anyway!" "Quiet!" "Wait, I can't hear anything." "He said quiet!" "Hello, darling." "I'm at the police office." "Where?" "Police office." "My dear, wait a second." "Roman, I'm explaining you, their TV antenna fell down." "It's not our fault." "What do you mean "not your fault"?" "Call your androids." "Everyone must be happy in half an hour." "Haifa an hour?" "!" "We need it now!" "Nadya, dear, I didn't get it, where're you?" "I told you." "I'm at police office." "Got it." "I'm coming." "Come quick, ok?" "Thank you." "It's right to our talk about fishing." "I'm leaving, I must go." "No, bro." "You can't leave now." "I'll be back, don't worry so much." "You'll leave when you fix it." "Are you a human?" "It's my engagement tonight." "Give it to me." "Give it to me." "When they come and fix it, I'll say it's alright." "I called for servicemen." "They'll come right now and fix it all." "Don't move!" "Attention!" "Stand at ease!" "I'm leaving the ring in security." "You know, fishing is a wonderful thing." "Can I call my mom?" "Of course, you can." "Thanks" "Mom?" "Hi!" "We're out for a while." "Is he still there?" "Yes." "I mean, no." "It seems to me, we won't see him... probably." "Probably or not?" "Say Happy New Year to your mom from me." "I will, thank you." "Honestly speaking, there's no full guarantee." "You know, there's only one person who can clear it up." "It's your father." "Thank you very much." "You're welcome." "And" "You know, when you tear yourself away from a very hard day..." "What arrested for?" "Honestly?" "I had a quarrel with my girlfriend and she called the police." "With your girlfriend?" "Come out." "Achtung!" "Kapitulieren." "Now I'll carry out an interrogation." "I don't drink." "It happens." "But today you'll have to do it within the bounds of the investigation." "One liter of vodka and your sub consciousness uncovers itself." "And in an hour we get a voluntary confession." "Is it right?" "Good clock." "Hey, there's no such hurry!" "Here you are." "Thank you." "You see, I told you, it would be alright." "You worried in vain." "Thank you." "We checked everything and it's ok." "We let you go." "Thank you very much for your company," "Thank You but in future, please, get a registration for the apartment you live in." "We'll take it into our consideration." "Good bye." "Happy New Year." "Wait for me." "Listen, major, could you do me a favor?" "There's one man here arrested" "Lukashin Konstantin." "He's a job-hopper from Moscow." "Please, take a good care of him." "It's a gift." "Happy New Year." "Thank you." "Good bye." "Don't worry!" "We'll sort it out with him." "Where can I hide it?" "Can I have a cucumber?" "On the other hand, what would we do without women?" "Who would take care of us, fools?" "I was married two times and both of them successfully." "What about you?" "Nothing." "So why are you sitting here?" "Then I go?" "Happy New Year!" "Stop!" "Let's have the last shot" "We had a nice talk." "Happy New Year!" "Speaking." "Bykov?" "This is Mamontov." "Do you have any people there?" "Yes, major." "Lukashin?" "Lukashin?" "Are you Lukashin?" "No, major." "It's a mistake." "Ok then, Bykov." "Keep your eyes open there." "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year you too." "And your wife, and children," "Come on, darling." "I need to be back on Perspektivnaya street, otherwise those tenants will break our station." "If you stayed, nothing would happen." "Nadya, it's not my fault, honey." "You left me with this..." "alcoholic?" "He's not an alcoholic, it's just alcohol intolerance." "Now you defend him?" "No." "But if you're not back by the New Year, I'll meet it with him." "I'm almost sure of that." "I'll be back in time." "Excuse me." "Hey, man." "We don't take people twice." "Get in." "May I?" "Get it." "3rd Builders street?" "Driving too fast, pigs!" "Look, who's there." "Frontier guard," "do you have the ring?" "Yes" "Give it back quickly!" "Quiet." "Stop shouting." "Come in, have a drink." "You see, they fixed TV." "Communicate not seriously." "Hello!" "Not seriously!" "The voice!" "The ring!" " Hey, brother!" "Are you offended or what?" " Give me the ring!" "Excuse me." "Are you still here?" "My father is coming." " I'll wait for him here, ok?" "Ok" "I'll go, I need to lay the table." "Sure." "It might be cold barefoot?" "Thank you." "Dear Russian citizens, dear friends." "of minutes we'll meet the New Year." "These minutes always unite the people of our large country... because everyone of us remembers about the past, thinks about the future and hopes for the better." "Thinking of the last year events, first of all, we..." "What's up?" "New Year." "Already?" "Yes." "Help me." "Open it!" "Come on, don't stand here." "We must open the champagne!" "We can say that the passing year was positive in almost all directions and it showed that we can do more..." "Open it!" "Take it" "Say something!" "Quickly!" "What ?" "Wish me luck in my life and happiness in work." "I wish you luck in your life and happiness at work." "I can't stand it anymore." "Relax." "Get your hands off." "I can do that." "I'm a doctor" "Could you stop it?" "I'm sorry." "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "This is Irakly." "We need to open." "God, who did it?" "Destiny's hand." "What happened?" "Did I disturb you?" "Was it an accident?" "I would crush completely if not my car!" "Yeah, you are very good, you played a good trick on me." "Now I understand how he got in here and who let him in." "I'll explain you everything." "Don't, I'll explain myself." "The trick with Valentina Ivanovna is just great." ""Hello, our TVs don't show well because of your station, a flood, tsunami, everything collapses here because of your antenna, come here and fix it"" "Nadya, you are good, too!" "One guy is for fixing antennas and another is for celebrating New Year!" "Bravo, bravo." "Oh, it's his phone his phone" "Look, some uncle Pasha is calling." "Let's ask him why did you made all this." " Let's listen, huh?" "Kostya!" "Yes." "Happy New Year!" "Listen, your father will be there soon, prepare the meeting." "And stop fooling the girl." "You got me?" "Yes" "And remember, please, your father has only one new year gift, and you've got them under every new year tree in Moscow." "Kostya..." "Kostya?" "what's up?" "I'm busy." "I'll call you back." "Stop it." "Will you stop it?" "Stop it." "It was open." "Daddy!" "In fact, I'm against violence." "But you've done it absolutely right, Irakly." "He deserves it." "He's got the same impudent look as his father." "It's me who got the same impudent look as my father." "Don't worry, I'm leaving." "Oh, here he is." "Come in, don't be shy." "You said to come for the money tomorrow." "As you understand, tomorrow has already come..." "Who are you?" "I'm a locksmith on duty from the house service." "Your landlord forgot the keys" "I helped him to open the door." "What landlord?" "I checked the passport." "The number of the apartment and the street was correct" "And what about the city?" "Hello." "Where are you?" "City?" "What do you mean?" "What are you getting at?" "You're not going to pay me?" "Ippolit Georgiyevich, no problem." " It's enough." "No, dad, don't come up." "I'm going downstairs already." "Is it true?" "Wait for me in the car." "What car?" "It's not for you..." "Wait, dad." "Just in case, lock the door." "I'm so sorry, Nadya." "Did you fix the antenna?" "Oh, yes." "But they broke our station and the network doesn't work." "Your father is a great man!" "Ippolit Georgiyevich, I'm very glad you found the time and came." "That's very important for me." "Where's he?" "Who?" "Well, this...?" "What floor?" "Fourth, please." "I'll take the next one." "Nadya, it's not a trolleybus." "I haven't seen such messy children." "They break everything." "Who are you?" "I got lost." "May I pass?" "Where?" "To Moscow." "Pass." "Thank you" "Is it you?" "Just don't say a word." "Can I touch?" "Why, why did you come?" "To see you." "You lie, you came for your son." "Ok, let it be for my son." "So?" "Have I changed a lot?" "The horrible thing is that you haven't changed at all." "God!" "Again!" "You're lying!" "30 years have passed and you're still the same." "What are we doing?" "We're arguing." "We're quarrelling." "Is there any difference?" "Nadya, you promised to call me." "There're so many drunks around here." "Oh, you became so..." "So what?" "She loved you, she was waiting for you..." "I didn't wait!" "I know it better." "She left her husband." "That one..." "I always forget his name..." "Ippolit is my name." "Nadya, why did you asked me to come?" "You wanted me to see what a nice communication you've got?" "What are you doing here?" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year to you, too." "Are you Nadya?" "Yes." "We have a wonderful daughter with Nadya and you are a loser." "Nobody was waiting for you here." "So, good bye." "Need help with the elevator?" "Thank you," "I can do it myself." "You're welcome." "Good bye, loser." "You know, Ippolit Georgiyevich is right... but he's wrong, too." "A loser?" "Why?" "I don't know about you" "Why?" "I don't know about you but I had happiness in my life." "I mean I didn't... because happiness is not a rhinitis, it can't just pass away." "If it's given to a man then it's forever" "And it always protected me in my life." "This happiness is like an armor to me." "You'll say it happened long ago, but no." "It was just yesterday or even today in the morning." "It doesn't leave." "Someone said that love doesn't have past time." "It's true." "I know it for sure." "Oh I'm a very happy man." "I'm lucky in this life and I wish it to you, too." "Nadezda Vasilievna, Ippolit Georgiyevich," "The New Year has come already." "Let's celebrate it." "Come on, let's go to the table." "Ippolit Georgiyevich, Nadya..." "Excuse me, are you with us?" "I'll come later, I feel too nervous now." "Dear Nadezhda Vasilievna," "Ippolit Georgiyevich, Nadya." "It is a great day for us..." "Kostya?" "I'm taking a ticket for you and waiting for you on at the station." "You're not going anywhere." "Apartment 13. ." "I got one more apartment and one bottle." "I combine these two things and make magic." "Oh, a man will come." "God forbid!" "You always said that I'm an interesting person, that we have a lot in common." "I'm not boasting, it's just your words." "I know I've got a lot of shortcomings." "I'm too energetic and my name is Irakly, though I don't look like Iraklys at all." "My parents named me in honor of Irakly Andronnikov, remember him?" "Of course, we do." "I just don't get it" "I just was there on the roof and he was here digging as a mole." "Did you like him?" "Tell us" "Tell us honestly." "Don't worry, I respect myself well enough to leave when I'm asked at first demand." "Should I leave?" "Irakly, I don't think.." "..you should take this episode so seriously." "It happens to women - they imagine something but it then passes away." "Am I right?" "Nadya, should I leave?" "No." "Ok, then" "Nadezhda Vasilievna, Ippolit Georgiyevich, Nadya..." "Oh..." "I hope it's not..." "Did you ring the door?" "Oh, Happy New Year!" "We didn't call for Santa Claus." "Could you help me?" "Do you have a girl in there?" "Oh, you do." "I'm very sorry..." "Could you help me?" "My Snow Maiden had too much of champagne and got into a hospital." "And I've got the last apartment to visit." "There are 5 children waiting for me." "Do you want me to become a Snow Maiden?" "Yes." "Nadya, it might be fun." "Nadya, it might be fun." "No fun at all." "You must have a standby Maiden." "We can't help you." "Go out, please." "Ok, I'll go." "Nadya!" "Dear !" "What?" "Why do I always have to do what you want!" "When I was a child, you put me on a chair and I recited poetry" "When I was 10, I was playing the violin." "At 16 I entered the faculty of law." "It was always that someone decided everything for me." "I don't want it anymore." "Can I make what I really want at least once in my life?" "It's a New Year!" "Make me a gift" "Nadya!" "It won't be long." "Thank you so much." "What a good girl." "Happy New Year!" "Lukashin, is it you again?" "Happy New Year!" "I wish you joy and happiness." "Where's that one... that changed into his costume Where's the false Santa?" "I asked a young man to help me and he agreed..." "but only with his own Snow Maiden." "What apartment number?" "Number 13!" "Jingle bells, jingle bells," "Who are you?" "I came for the Santa." "Wait." "You see, I've got a lot of children." "I've got children, too." "What children?" "Future children." "Listen, you've got future children and mine are present." "They wait all night, can't sleep." "Ok, ok." "Come on, kids." "Now you'll hear a fairy tale." "Excuse me." "My dear, we haven't finished yet." "500 rubles for the fairy tale." "Ok, sit down." "A fairy tale." "500 rubles." "Whom would you like to hear about?" "Could it be about a rabbit?" "About whom?" "A rabbit." "A rabbit." "A rabbit." "Once upon a time there lived a rabbit." "A hare." "Once he went for his usual walk and wandered to somebody else's burrow." "Is that from a fairy tale?" "It's just a very old Russian fairy tale." "So he wandered to this burrow..." "and there is she." "A Snow Maiden." "A Sleeping Beauty!" "Good boy!" "A Beauty, but sleeping one." "No one could wake her up." "A prince." "She had a prince on a silver horse." "Is he from that fairy tale?" "Of course." "But even he couldn't wake the sleeping beauty." "Oh, come on." "Yes, yes." "Once when the old tower clock struck midnight - boom-boom" "the hair kissed the sleeping beauty." "Could you give more details here, please?" "And the hair realized that now he's head over heels in love with her." "He asked the sleeping beauty to become his wife." "Listen, hair, get the hell out of here and follow your father" "an old shabby hair." "These were the words of the prince on a silver horse" "The hair answered him" ""Too rude, prince." "My father is not old and not shabby." "By the way, he was loved by the mother of the sleeping beauty, who was also a sleeping beauty, and they had their own fairy tail that hasn't come to an end yet." "Marry me." "Wait." "How can a hair marry a beauty?" "He's an animal and she's a human." "Don't be silent." "Answer the hair, come on." "Please, say something." "It's time to make the choice." "It's time to make the choice." "Whom should she marry?" "The prince on a silver horse or the hair?" "What kind of fairy tale is it?" "It's a modern fairy tale." "Let's vote." "Who's for the prince, please, raise your hands." "One." "Who's for the hair?" "The hair wins with the majority of voices." "So this is the happy end." "Very good." "Hush, hush." "You're a good actor." "Drink!" "I can't." "Drink." "Drink, drink." "I can't." "Come on, come on." "I can't." "Take it." "Nadya, tell them I can't." "I don't care." "Drink." "Give it to me." "You don't care." "Nadya, I'll fall down right now," "I'll almost die." "And people don't lie before death." "I want to say that everything I told you" "from the name of the hair ..." "Yes... came from my heart and it's all true and it was also true there on the stairs" "because I realized it at once..." "Calm down, hair." "...that he is not the real prince." "Of course." "He... he is a fool." "And it's not good." "Too rude, little hair." "Wait, hair." "That's how the story ends." "Take him to the airport." "Ok, I'll get him there and be back soon." "Don't come back." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Can you help me to load the body?" "Where?" "In a taxi." "How was the performance?" "Good." "It may be of use to me in future." "Good bye, thank you." "Nadya, did I get something wrong?" "Oh, you got it right." "Why you always think that nothing can be decided without you?" "Now you don't have your own happiness and others missed it because of you." "Call a taxi for me, please." "Wait for me." "I'll be back soon." "Are you sure?" "Zhenya!" "Every New Year Eve I was waiting for to find you in my apartment again." "Drunk and after bath?" "Drunk and after bath." "What nonsense." "What a foolish thing to think about it for 30 years and to make nothing!" "Probably, if you don't do something in time, you'll never do it at all." "What do we do now?" "Come in to the train, it starts." "Hey, chief, come on." "We'll be late for the plane." "We'll start when it's green light." "Oh, are you a girl?" "Yes, I am." "By the way, are you married?" "Me neither." "Though I'd really like to." "Explain me, please, as a woman, why she did chose this stupid Santa Claus instead of me" "a strong, reliable man who wants to have a family and children." "What for?" "What for?" "Do people love for something?" "How do children love - just for nothing, not on purpose." "I don't love on purpose, too." "I'm alone in another city," "I'm from Vladivostok" "I had to work so hard..." "Who's flying?" "I can't register him in this condition." "My dear, he was bringing happiness to people all night long." "Ok, Sergey, take Santa to the plane." "God bless you." "Aaa..." "Doctor, say A. Kostya, well done!" "Why are you so sad?" "Santa cheated me." "Oh, no." "He was waiting for us at home and we weren't there." "Santa promised me a cell phone." "Was Santa waiting for you at home?" "He asked to give it to you." "And this is from me." "Happy New Year!" "Oh, it's so expensive." "No problem!" "Thanks!" "I want this night to be gone as soon as possible, to see the sun." "Do you know where's the sun now?" "Maybe in Vladivostok." "Exactly." "I'm flying home." "Hi!" "Where's the coat?" "What coat?" "The blue one." "With a white collar." "This coat went to the airport." "By itself?" "With the hair." "You, too." "Where?" "To the airport." "Dear passengers, the flight is delayed due to weather conditions" "Moscow airports do not accept flights." "Please, leave the plane and wait in the airport." "We apologize for the inconvenience" "Already landed?" "Landed." "Here it is!" "Impostor!" "Take the coat off!" "Wake up" "Take me home, please." "3rd Builders street." "We know it." "Well, but where is mine?" "We know it." "Are you real Santa?" "What?" "You don't believe it?" "Well, usually we had uncle Pasha as Santa." "Can I make a wish?" "Well, go ahead." "Can I make two?" "Don't get smart!" "Only one then." "Yes." "Ok." "I wish my father.." "..to be well ...and I was like my father." "Is it possible?" "Got it." "Thank you!" "You're welcome." "Also I want to be back in Saint Petersburg." "Do you have conscience?" "!" "I do." "Sleep then." "Oh, here is the coat." "Listen, I can't imagine there're four more..." "Yes." "Where're you?" "Dad, I'm ok, I'm already home." "Good!" "Don't be sad." "It always seems to us that what we are looking for is somewhere far away," "but in fact it may be very close." "Wait, I wanted to ask" "is it possible to cure burns with calendula ointment?" "Of course, not." "Did you burn yourself?" "Well, in some way" "I'm sorry, dad, I need to make a call." "What are you doing here?" "Waiting for you to wake up." "Is it you at my place or I'm at yours?" "What's the difference." "You know, I think they'll make it." "What do you think?" "We'll see."