"♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪" "♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪" "♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪" "♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪" "♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪" "♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪" "♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪" "♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪" "♪ This is how we show our love ♪" "♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪" "♪ One boy and ten girls ♪" "♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪" "♪ Loud!" "Loud!" "Loud!" "♪" "♪ Loud House!" "♪♪ Boo boo." "*THE LOUD HOUSE*" "♪ *THE LOUD HOUSE* Season 02 Episode 01b "The Old and the Restless" Precisely Synchronized by srjanapala" "♪" "♪ [birds tweeting] [brakes screech]" "MOM:" "Have fun with Pop-Pop, honey." "I'll see you at 6:00." "ELDERLY MAN:" "But... but... but... but..." "If you would've had your butt home by curfew, you'd still have a place to live." "[bell dings]" " Pop-Pop!" " Ha, ha, ha!" " Your new place looks nice." " Thanks, kiddo." "It took me months to get in here." "I had to wait for three people to kick the bu... uh, move out." "This place has got a pool, shuffleboard tournaments, and it's filled with all my old pals." "I'm really loving it here." "So, what's on the day's agenda?" "I got our whole day planned:" "arcade, carnival, maybe laser tag?" "NURSE:" "Wowsers!" "[chuckles]" "That sounds like oodles of fun..." "if you wanna end up in the ER." "I think your grandfather would be happier spending the day here at Sunset Canyon." "Right, Albert?" "Oh, yes, of course." "Good call, Sue." " But Pop-Pop..." " That's okay, Lincoln." "Sue here takes real good care of us." "She knows best." "You're going five miles over the speed limit." "Someone just lost her pudding privileges." "Get back here!" "Hey, how about a swim?" "Cannonball!" " [whistle shrills]" "Cannonball?" "Ha, that sounds like a hoot... if you wanna break a hip." "Do you wanna break a hip, Albert?" "Then why don't you grab a seat on the helper chair?" "[chair motor whirring]" "Good call, Sue." "SUE:" "And speaking of pool safety," "I have something for you, young man." "POP-POP:" "Okay, Lincoln, splash fight in three, two..." " [whistle shrills]" " SUE:" "Everybody out!" "Time to reapply sunblock." "Aw!" "But we're indoors." "Now, Lincoln, Sue knows what's best." "Yeah, but Sue, I..." "I just got the hang of this noodle and I..." "Okay, Seymour, you can stay in the water... if you want your skin to flake off like a burnt potato." "Ew." "Good call, Sue." "Left foot red." "[groaning] [blows raspberry] [foot stomps]" "SUE:" "Well, doesn't this look like a great way to end up in traction?" "Why don't you go help Scoots with her cat puzzle?" " [glugging] - [whistle shrills]" "SUE:" "I expressly said no pudding!" " You'll never catch me, Shrew!" " [tires screech] [whistle shrills]" "LINCOLN:" "Pop-Pop, you really need a nap?" "Those are Sue's rules and Sue knows best." "Can't you see what Sue's done to you?" "She's convinced you you're old and frail." "But you're not." "The last time we hung out, you crushed those Navy SEALs in paintball." " MEN: [screaming] - [paintballs splattering]" "Ho, ho, I took it to 'em." "But that was years ago, Lincoln." "It was last month." "Pop-Pop, I think we should go have a fun day out on the town like we used to." "Okay, you sold me." "Let's blow this Popsicle stand." " [brakes screech] - [siren wailing]" "Where are you two peppy Petes off to?" "Albert, shouldn't you be in bed?" "He's not tired." "Oh!" "I do realise..." "We had a geriatric expert on the premises." "We're just going out to have some fun." "Well, that sounds like a good way to miss our 6:00 P.M. curfew." "And you know what happens, if you miss curfew." "You'll be out on your proverbial keister." "Oh, come on, Lincoln." "Race you to the shuffleboard court." "Pop-Pop, no." "We're gonna have a great time, and I promise we'll be back by 6:00 o'clock curfew." "Mm, okay, kiddo." "Lead the way." "[tapping watch]" "Two cheeseburgers, two fries, and two chocolate shakes." "Oh, not for me." "I'll just have the cottage cheese and melon slices." "Sue says I should stick to food that's a little easier to digest." "This from the guy who cleaned out an entire Chinese buffet?" "[gulping food] [huge burp]" "[chuckles] I-I-I-I took it to 'em." "Ah, what the heck?" "I'll have what he's havin', and put chili on everything." " LINCOLN: [slurping drink]" " POP-POP:" "Mm... [farts] Who stepped on a frog?" "BOTH: [laughing]" "WAITRESS ANNOUNCING:" "Hey, hep cats and kittens." "It's time to do the twist." "Ah, thank you, but I really shouldn't." "Sue says dancing is a great way to slip a disk." "But Pop-Pop, you love to dance." "They did call me "Jitterbug" in the Army." "Woo-hoo!" "[laughs]" "♪" "♪" "Oh, you got me!" " [cars thuds] - [teeth chomp]" "BOTH: [laughing] [slurping]" " Ah, brain freeze!" "Winner!" "♪" "♪" "♪" "POP-POP and BIKER:" "[chattering, laughing]" "Lincoln, my new friend T-Bone here was just telling me about a mechanical bull- riding competition." "We should be heading back." "It's almost 6:00, and Sue said..." "Aw, nuts to Sue." "You were right about her." "She had me thinkin' I'm an old geezer." "But I still got some pep in my step." "♪" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Yeah, but Sue said if we miss curfew, you'll be out on your proverbial keister." "[chomps]" "You let me deal with Sue." "Now, you ready to saddle up?" "PopPop, we can't." "Okay, worrywart." "Then I'm outta here." "Let's ride, T-Bone!" "[tires screech]" "Pop-Pop, wait!" "What have I done?" "♪" "T-Bone's bike!" "♪" "Mr. Bone, do you know where my grandpa is?" "Oh, you mean Cowboy Al?" "Haven't seen him since he won the competition." " Yee-haw!" " CROWD: [cheering]" "Well, if he's not here, where is he?" "MALE SPORTSCASTER:" "Martinez goes back for the catch." "And what in blazes?" "There's an old man on the field... in his boxers!" "And there go the boxers." "To the ballpark!" "♪" "CROWD: [chattering]" "♪ [tires screech]" " [saxophone music]" " CROWD: [cheering] [saxophone continues]" "♪" "♪" "Pop-Pop's curfew is in 30 minutes." "[airplane zooming]" " MAN: [screams] - [loud crash]" "Look out, world!" "Albert's about to take it to ya!" "Yahoo-ah!" " [gasps]" "[branches rustle]" " [loud fart]" " Pop-Pop!" "Whoops!" "Guess I had too much chili." "Sorry, kiddo." "I think I overdid it a little today." "That's okay, Pop-Pop." "If we hurry, we can still get you back in time." "Hold on." " [brakes screech] - [watch ticking]" " Ah, close enough." " [lock clicks] [groaning] Dang it!" "SUE ANNOUNCING:" "Attention, residents!" "Time for a room check." "Double dang it." "BERNIE:" "Psst!" "Al, up here." "We saw you at the ball game on TV." "Didn't know you were a boxers guy." "I saw your name in the sky, Al." "You really do rule!" "We're not gonna let Shrew kick ya outta here." "Come on, you old farts!" "I need your canes." "Evening, Nelba." "Uh, uh, uh!" "No liquids before bed." " LINCOLN: [thuds] - [door handle rattling] [chuckles] Just workin' on my cat puzzle." " ALL:" "Whew!" " SUE:" "Albert?" "Sue, help!" "I can't turn my shower off." "[rattles doorknob] Nuts." "Can't find my key." "I got you." "You gave me a spare." "Thanks, Bernie." " We did it!" " We sure took it to Sue." "SUE:" "Oh, did you, now?" "[hydraulics whirring]" "LINCOLN:" "But... but... but... but..." "No buts." "You missed curfew and it's out on your keister." "I'm sorry, Pop-Pop." "I never should've made you leave today." "And now you're getting kicked out." "I know how much you loved it here." "No worries, kiddo." "I regret nothing." "You see that day we just had?" "I don't wanna be livin' in a place that makes me feel like an old geezer anyhow." "Who cares?" "Let's get movin'." "Hold on there, Shrew." "If you kick Albert out, then you gotta kick me out, too." "With pleasure." " And us, too." " Yeah." "You won't have much of a seniors' center without seniors." "See?" "That's a burn from Bernie!" "♪" "Fine." "Albert stays." "Now go back to your rooms!" "We'll go back when we're good and ready." "We're not babies, and you're gonna stop treating us that way." " [growls] - [clipboard snaps]" "ALL: [cheering, laughing] [groaning]" " There goes the hip." " [brakes screech]" " MOM:" "Hi, Dad!" "Come on, Lincoln." "So long, kiddo." "I can't wait for your next visit." "And bring your chaps in case we wanna do some bull riding." "And my parachute." "BERNIE:" "Hey, Al!" "We're having a celebratory late-night swim." "Go grab your trunks." "Don't need 'em." "Till next time, Lincoln!" "[water splashes]" "SCOOTS:" "Now this guy knows how to party!"