"[Coney]:" "I wasn't really born here, you know." "When I was a tiny infant, my real mother, a famous opera singer, dropped me from a silver jet as she passed over what she saw as a beautiful, tropical coastline." "(Sous country." " I'm only going into Sydney and right back home to feed the dogs, Mooney." "Yeah, I know." ""Making a living the old hard way takin' and givin' by day by day" "I dig snow and rain and bright sunshine livin' a lie livin' a lie" "my dogs Sammy eats purple flowers ain't got much but what we got ours we dig snow and rain and bright sunshine" "living' a lie livin' a lie" "I feel fine" "I'm talkin' out peace of mind" "I'm gonna take my time" "I'm getting the good sign living' a lie livin' a lie"" "[father madden]:" "LEXTER Joseph and BOIE Marie, will you love and honour each others as man and wife for the rest of your lives?" " We will." " You have declared your consent before the church." "[Mooney]:" "My brother, LEXTER, barely knows Bonnie up there, since everyone realized Bonnie wasn't just larding up from French fries, it's been insane." "That's her dad in the coffin." "LEXTER had two choices:" "Ignore the whole thing and Bonnie go to the "holy flower" in antigonish to have it incognito, or get married." "...true faith unto her husband may abide..." "[Mooney]:" "She's been doing that all day." " Man must not divide." "You're man and wife." "Go ahead;" "Kiss the bride." "[Playing "the wedding march"]" "[Bagpipes playing]" " All right, come in here..." "Every one together." "[Mooney]:" "Ask me anything." "I know that fine, Italian Espresso has an unbroken cream on the top." "I know the street map of Paris by heart." "Paris, Berlin, New York," "Barcelona, Oslo, ask me anything." " You want to be on the picture?" " Mooney!" "[Mrs. roach]:" "On, another envelope!" "With sympathy." "Can't we keep the piles separate?" "This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life!" " Oh, Bonnie!" "[Mooney]:" "LEXTER says it's cheaper to have her dad's wake and the wedding all in one go..." "Cheaper..." " A hundred bucks!" "Well, thanks... whoever." "[Mooney]:" "Jesus Christ on a hot plate." " There she is." "[People laughing and chatting]" " Let's go to the wedding part of the house, now." " Yeah, hurry it up, cookie;" "The liquor's in the kitchen." " We gotta put a good face on for poor Barbara's father in there." " Ma, it's Bonnie." " All right, welcome to our family." " It might be easier to remember if our boy had known her more than a dark minute before he got friendly with her." " Hey!" "The family's all together." " Yes, we are." " LEXTER?" " Yeah?" " Good luck." " Thank you." " Jesus, Saint!" "Will you open it up, already?" "We're not cowards in this town, I'll tell you that right now." "We was a good man." " You're not going, are you?" " I'll be right back." "...and then I find out you spent that money" "I gave you for diapers on cigarettes." "[Mooney]:" "Pretend you can't see them." " You're gonna be killed doin' that!" "[Mooney]:" "I can't hear you." "Don't stop on my account." "Felix thinks I'll stop him from killing the visiting kid from Sydney." "It's none of my business." " Mooney, go watch the door!" "[Tires squealing]" " Hey, hey, I'll take that!" " Darcy, take that suitcase." " Grab that, Darcy." " Man, this is great!" "So you gonna give me the grand tour?" " Okay..." "My house, your house, there's the shore, the mine, the main drag, hospital, tavern, church, tavern, church, church, rink, school, train station, road to Sydney." "[Satan voice]:" "Filthy Scottish coal will line your lungs with drifts of blackness that will weight you to the bottom of the pits." "[Angel voice]:" "But, Satan, coal is our primary industry." "When coal is used as fuel, our homes are heated with clean and efficient" "[Satan voice]:" "Hey!" "Coal is killing you all!" "And I say unto thee, those who are afraid of the power of igneous fuel will swivel, [bell ringing]" "Crumbling like black slag melting in a locomotive engine going in circles!" " I liked it, anyway." "Not bad." " Than ks, Joey." " Class is over, Joey;" "Go eat some Halibut." " Yes, sir." " You don't have to be mean." " Tell him you'll marry him, then." "That'll cheer him up." " Did you eat more of that chili?" " What else am I supposed to eat?" " Did you like my presentation?" " Why is it all me, me, me?" "Do you have a wet towel?" " It was brilliant." "That's why I'm having a heart attack." " Thanks." " What am I gonna do?" " That chili's three weeks old." "Stop eating it." " You're a little bossy, you know that?" " I'd better go." " You'll make a great nurse someday." " Yeah, I will." " Fine." "Go home, study up on the bedpan." "You're an artist." " I wish you'd stop saying that." " Too late." " Well, have you heard anything new?" " Not yet, but we will." " It'll never work." "[Mooney]:" "Mr. Sweeney sends my homework to all the schools in north America thinking I'll be discovered." "He sent my Saint Theresa essay to Montreal;" "it's embarrassing." "[Broadcasting a hockey game]" " Well, here's Mooney." "Felix, would you go there and turn it down?" " Sweetheart, we got you a little something." "Let me open it for you." "Just hold it up to you." "There, look." " That's nice." " Oh, it suits you, Mooney." " That's something else, moon." " Thank you." "[Mooney]:" "Sure, I'll be a nurse." "I'll wander around town covered in blood all the time." "Right mental." "Right off my nut." "Archaeological survey in ix tapa, Mexico, that's my first choice." "Nuclear physics in Saskatchewan." "Home economics in the northwest territories." "Montreal?" "Five three to qualify?" "Now!" "Oh, okay." "No problem." "There aren't my regular shoes." "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" " It's just Felix playing with the little fella next door." " I saw whats-her-name, the outfit on her." " Yeah, whats she trying to prove?" " Darlene, sweetie, don't brush your hair at the table, honey." " So, Mooney..." " LEXTER." " Oh, above the sink." "Non, there... yeah." " Would you stop with the Mexico sign?" " Mooney, that's a joke, right?" " You never know." "Maybe I'm practicing." "What if I get a scholarship?" " Yeah, like that'll happen." "She doesn't know any better." "[LEXTER]:" "She should;" "It's embarrassing." "[Darlene]:" "Why don't you go next door?" " Yeah, take some banana bread and give us the scoop." " Why is it always me?" " Oh, Agnes-mane'?" " They'll be gone in a month." " Honey, I don't understand you anymore." "When you were little, you were so friendly and outgoing." "[Playing mambo music]" " Thanks." " You're welcome." " Now, remember, girls, I'm 29." " Where are you from?" " The Bronx." " New York?" " Yeah, we're only here until until the stink blows off us." "'Mom!" " Bye." " So..." "Whats your story, Mooney POTTIE?" " That's the virgin Mary." " Oh, sorry." " You're not catholic?" " No, but, whatever it takes!" "I love it here!" " Yeah... it's home." " I made a friend!" "[Teacher]:" "Yes, now, the ovaries." "Be sure to finish your ovary diagram by tomorrow, Lisa." "You're not getting any more extensions." "The rest of the projects were just lovely." "Agnes-Marie POTTIE added sparkles to the fallopian tubes." "That's different, isn't it?" "Very expressive." "Oh, and here we have the male... body." "[Cecil Sweeney on intercom]:" "Uh..." "Mooney?" "Mooney POTTIE, get down to see Cecil Sweeney right away at the office." " Someone died, I bet." " Mr. Sweeney wants to fuck a friend." " Guess what!" " No." "Absolutely not!" "You're only 15 years old." " And you're not mentally stable." "You've been cracked ever since you come back from Toronto." " I never wen to Toronto;" "That was Betty-Anne." "And she never even left the hotel room." " Why do you want to torture yourself about this, child?" "We don't want to discuss it any further!" " It's an arts high school in Manhattan..." "New York!" " In the states?" "In the states?" "!" " Are you listening to this?" " It's paid for." "It's supervised." " You can't even be normal in a town this size." " I'm normal." " Francis, I think we'd better make a trip to the doctor." " Doctor?" "!" "Listen to me!" "We all had dreams, you know!" "All of us!" "You think we just woke up one morning, there's five kids there?" "!" " What did you dream about, dad?" " I dreamed I had somewhere to piss." "[Makes shooting noises]" "[Mooney]:" "Cecil Sweeney came here a few years ago to "find himself"." "That's what he told me." "He's finding himself." "I bring him things like ma's date squares, our old kettle, a short-wave radio I found in the garbage." "He'll know what to do." " Hi." " Can I talk to you?" " Sure." "Hey, white suits you." "Whats that?" "Food?" " No." " LEXTER'S boots." "He's done with them." " Is he?" "They're too big." " Tough!" " What's wrong with you?" " I don't know what I was thinking." " What do you mean?" " I can't go to New York." " Why not?" " It's breaking their hearts." " Oh..." "That's normal." " Not for me." "Maybe you could say something to them." " No I can't talk to your parents." " Why not?" " I got you the scholarship." "Now it's up to you." " You could convince them I'm not crazy because you're a teacher." " Yeah, who wants to seduce you." " Pardon?" " Look, you'll figure it out." "Use that imagination." " I need your help." " Don't yell at me." " I'm not yelling." " You don't need me at all." "If you wanna go to New York, then you go to New York, okay?" "I'm the guy who lives in the trailer." "No-one's is listening to me." " What's the matter with you?" " Nothing is the matter with me." "This is it!" "This is me, out of school." "I don't exactly leap out of that roll-away bed in the morning." " Okay, well, thanks for all your help, sir." "Where are you going?" " My doctor's taking me to doctor hogan." " Why?" "[Mooney]:" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "He'll be sorry." "They'll all be sorry." "He'd better hope he doesn't wind up in the hospital when I'm on my shift, I'll tell you that right now." " You can tell your mother this should calm you right down." "It's a boy, was it?" "He upset you?" " I don't care about boys." " Oh, god." "I should get this cut looked at, I suppose." "[Mooney]:" "Jesus, this outta be good:" "Dance classes to cultivate the natives." " Hi." " Look at the hair on it!" " Hey!" "Hey, there!" "When are you LEAVIN' town?" "I wanna mark it on my calendar." "Hey, where ya GOIN'?" "Get back here!" "What!" "Are you on vacation!" "?" "Try living' here when it's hailing." " Ice pellets spiking you in the eye." " Hey, she's watching you." "[Mooney]:" "Hm... clever." "She's quick:" "I'll give her that much." "[Mooney]:" "Hey!" "There goes Tammy MacDonald off to her aunts in Cali-for-Nia." "[Train bell ringing]" "You wouldn't catch me crying if I got to leave." "I'd smile and wave goodbye." "[TV]:" "Bears also appear to be intelligent." "Whether they are more intelligent than their near relatives..." " Hey, come on champ, put this over to 9, please." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's it." "Yup." " Thank you." "All right, go play in the traffic." "Mooney'?" "Did you take your nerve pills?" "Remember junior "a" hockey wanted me to go to Toronto?" "I never went, did I?" " No, you didn't, LEXTER." " They couldn't get me, no matter how much they tried." "That's how you gotta be." " Mooney, it's a good thing they couldn't send you on that Europe trip." "Tammy MacDonald got, you know." " They sent her away to have it." " Tammy went on vacation to her aunts in California." "I saw her get on the train." " She's hopeless." " That's it!" "Can you just let me watch the goddamn game?" "Can you shut up, goddamn it?" " Why... can't..." "I just... be..." "Alone!" "?" " All right, Mooney, go to your room." " I don't have a room!" "I sleep in the hall!" "Remember?" "!" " Cookie?" "Cookie?" ""Ask the angels who they're calling go ask the angels if they're calling to thee ask the angels while they're falling who that person could possibly be and I know you got the feeling you know I feel it crawl across the floor" "and I know it got you REELIN' and honey honey the call is for war and it's wild wild wild wild" " hey, drama queen." "Check it out!" "I got it going!" "Do you want to go for some fries?" " Fries..." "Why not?" " Oh, um... doors don't open." ""NAWAY track when I see her disappear we want to live our lives down right to the wire" "I don't want to fit the groove of move to move just 'cause you want me to" " so, you go rowing much?" " Rowing?" " Yeah." " Yeah, all the time." "That's what we all do:" "Row, fish, jig, collect POGEY." " Okay, okay, it just sounds nice to me, okay?" "Oh my gosh, look at the butt on that guy... hello!" "Oh my god." "I can see freckles from here;" "Look at that!" "Hey-up, freckle-boy!" " Just drop me off - look at that..." " Don't!" "That's Joey!" " Oh!" "Hello, Joey!" "He's cute!" " Turn up here." " I'm turning;" "Don't worry about it." " Stop The car." "Turn around." " What's this?" "This is number 11 field." "We go back now." " That was the whole strip?" " Yeah." " Okay, so on the way back, we just pretend they're different guys?" "[Lou]:" "I think they remember me." "Hey, keep me informed of the latest developments." " What?" " You heard me." "Hey, POTTIE!" " Yeah, I could really go for a j  j chicken burger." " For the love of god, I just put a cooked dinner in front of you." " Dad..." " What?" " Can I go to a party this weekend?" " What are all you guys doing?" "Shouldn't you be out there gettin' a job and your own place?" "How old are you?" " I don't know." " Am I talking to the wall here?" "How old are you?" " I'm 8;" "Just started grade 3." " Old enough for the mines." " So we can go to the party?" "Will they have the lights on this time?" " They don't turn the lights off at the parties, do they?" " No, that's gross." "Mooney, are you going to go to this party?" " Pardon?" " Sweetheart, you gotta get out and start enjoying yourself." " Reading this book at the table?" "Now whats going on?" " Sorry." " Don't you spill that milk, girl." "[Cookie]:" "Use your knife." ""Seems that I'm WAITIN'" "WAITIN' for you ticket to nowhere" " you wouldn't want to let my wife see you do that." " Well, if they knew how to cook eggs around here," "I wouldn't have to." "Oh yeah?" " So, how is it they cook 'em where you come from?" "[Playing mambo music]" " No dance class?" "Where is everyone?" " I have no idea." "And another thing?" "There are no delis here." "No prosciutto, no mozzarella." "No pumpernickel, I mean, no nothing!" " So what?" " Okay, I'll just make you a bologna sandwich." " Okay." " On squishy white bread." "With cheese-glue." " Great." " A little petroleum salad dressing?" " Thank you." "You know, the champ would really love this." " Yeah, well, right now, he's chewing down in some prison cafeteria on something that's better than that." " Two years." " I can't believe self-defense is two years." " I can't believe you picked this place." " You'd rather see him 1 hour a week and spend the rest of the time crying about how skinny he's getting?" "[Midge]:" "He always looked good to me." " Nice room." " It's not a room." " Nice nurse's uniform?" "Okay, here's the word." "Your sisters tell me there's a party." " And?" " Well... nurses are really handy at parties:" "Vomiting, accidental cuts." " No." " Come on." "Where do we get supplies?" " Supplies?" " Yeah, supplies." "Can we, uh..." "Buy something?" " Yeah." " Come on!" " Where's she from?" " Down the shore." " I love it here, god's country." " Goddamn right." "Someone cleaned me out of rum!" "Wait a sec." " Handsome." "Handsome!" "You wanna go to a party?" " You girls are in luck, because I have a bottle of the house finest." "It's still warm!" " It's h... hot actually." " That's because it was by the stove!" "Good that way to warm you up." " Than ks, sir." " They let you out, did they?" " We're not selling encyclopedias." " I changed my mind." " Oh, god, C'MON." "[Loud music playing]" "[Talking loudly]" " Spin the bottle?" "This is good here." "You ready?" "Okay?" "[Playing "wild eyes"]" "[Playing funk]" ""I'm getting tired, babe of wasting my love on you" "oh I'm getting 'fired baby of wasting my love on you" "being loved by you baby is such a dream but if you don't love me more" "I'll have to find someone who will" "I'd give you all of me but she's by your side you give me part of you and think I'm satisfied..."" " I can' do this." " Lesson number one:" "Take this chick outside!" "[Laughing]" "It's just 'cause I'm pregnant." "They let you out, eh?" "Hot stuff COMIN' through!" "I was telling Mooney here, they're all little fuckers, but you know that." " Some of 'em are okay." " Yeah, but you never fall in love with them once." "It's just the little bastards that you fall in love with." "Jesus, where have you been?" "Manhattan, now look at her." " Welcome to cape Breton!" "I gotta go to antigonish." "That's my aunt." "Have the thing, give it away." "But him?" "That fucker just gets pah-fed on the head." ""Good boy", they say." "Who's gonna get her guts ripped out?" " You." " That's right, me." "Then I gotta pretend like nothing happened." "I gotta go back to school." "That's the only way I can still go to mass." "[Lou]:" "That's too bad." " Yeah, but you get out of here." " Yeah, but I'm going to miss all the parties." "You know what?" "I prayed to the virgin Mary that he'd be punished." "Spite..." "I couldn't have it." "He's a fucker!" "Where is he?" "Give him my car keys and get him wasted." "And maybe he'll drive himself into a pole!" "Get outta my way!" " We should go now, LOU." " Uh-uh." "It is just getting good!" "RRR..., Mooney likes that." " I do not." "Do you believe in hell?" "'Cause I'm going to hell if I keep thinking like this." " Like what?" "[Mooney]:" "I thing god is giving me an idea." "Everyone wants me to be normal?" "I'll show them normal." "Wow, check out the posters." " Okay." "Hot, eh?" " I'm cold, actually, but you know, feel free, because, uh," "temperature is so subjective." " What's your name?" " Guess." " Cynthia?" " No." " Carolyn?" " No." " Brenda?" " Your turn." " Stay right there." " I don't think so." " Temperature control, you know, that's why slippers were invented?" "To regulate the temperature." "[Mooney]:" "He tastes like..." "BBQ chips." " Sally?" "Heidi?" "Daisy." " Daisy?" "Yeah, that's me." " Daisy." "Tell me a bit about yourself." " About me?" "Oh god!" "I'm a girl." "I like spicy food." " I have a Mexican wrestling card collection." " Is it true your father is locked up?" "'Cause I heard he went nuts." " Shut up!" " I heard that NOBODY'LL come near." " Shut up!" " The guys are saying" " she just knocked him out!" "[Lou]:" "Sorry." "He'll be fine." "You know, you just throw some ice on him or something." "See, fuck!" " Mickey?" " He twitched." " Not a problem." " Great, great, great party." "See you all at school!" "Bye!" " Bye." " Fuckin' Ontario lesbo bitch!" "[Sobbing]" " Holy shit;" "We're dead!" "He was guilty!" " What do you mean?" "If they're guilty, they fall." "That's what my dad always says." "Where is your dad?" "It's really cold out here." "We should probably get going." " Why'd you come here?" " It's where the railroad tracks ended." "Admit it." " What?" " You had fun." " Well..." "Meek took his shirt off." " All right!" " And folded it!" " Oh, my god!" "Good score!" " She's wasted." "There are some things you'll have to know if you're gonna finally start GOIN' out." " That's okay..." " No, listen to me." "If a guy says it's his belt buckle poking you, it isn't." "It's something else." "In a car, when they take you to number 11 field, don't go there." "People only go there to do it." " You'll definitely get into trouble." " But if someone makes you go there, roll down the window a bit so the windshield doesn't get fogged up." " But lock the doors." " Lock the doors." " But I think, if you're technically swept away, it's only a venial sin, not a mortal sin." " Really?" " Mooney, be careful, or you'll get a holy unpaid vacation." "If ya know what I mean." " Straight to antigonish." "All right?" "This is our wisdom." " Thank you." "[Mooney]:" "My idea is devious, sinful and inspired." " Ah, I wish I had a bunch of sisters to sit around and chat with when I was young." " You pounded her boyfriend at the party." " People don't appreciate visitors coming here just to fight." " That's how we get our bad reputations." " Look, I'm sorry, okay?" "I'm going home, now, okay?" "[Lisa]:" "Hey, wait, wait, wait." "We just wanted to thank you." " I love him, but it sure was good to see him get punched!" " We want to ask you something." "Do you know pickles KAVANAUGH?" " Pickles?" "Look, maybe you could, uh..." "You know." "I don't know if I can do that again." "It was just a fluke." " I told them you knocked him out because the virgin sent you." "He's really short." "So are you gonna do it?" " You guys are all catholic, right?" " You know it's a sin to fight." " I don't think so." " No, no, no, boxing is like..." "It's like sports and recreation." " Father Madden used to mud wrestle with the bishop from fay's Lane." " What did this pickles guy do wrong?" " He two-timed on me with Noreen." " Huh, only 20 times now." " Look, we're really appreciate it." " Let's say I do this?" "Does it mean I'm like a local, now?" " No." "[Lou]:" "Why not?" "[All three]:" "You weren't born here." " Okay, I'll do it." " What?" " Is this the boxing club?" " Yep." " You guys use standing eight-counts or what?" " We let them kill each other, pretty much." " Oh." "This guy in there?" " No, he isn't." "And you'd better move on now." "[Lou]:" "Forget about pickles." "Do you see what I see?" ""This empty space I've held so long you come around and now I'm warm" "I thought that I was having fun and now I see the way it's done thought we'd led a life before but where we were I'm not sure" " LOU!" "But one thing I know is right" "I loved you then" "I'm going to love you tonight" "I'm on fire for you baby [knocking]" "On fire for you woman all night" "I was, um, looking for my brother." "I'm, I'm, I'm, LOU." "Than ks anyway." "Did you see what I just saw?" " Yeah, nice home team, Mooney!" " You all right, bud?" "How much you got, Noreen?" "[Noreen]:" "Ten dollars from my little sister." "[Pickles]:" "She's always working;" "Whats wrong with her?" " I know, she's a freak." "You wouldn't catch me working that hard." "[Lou]:" "Hey!" "This you?" " Yeah." " He's way taller than she said." " Yeah, tall, eh?" "[Lou]:" "Patty sent me." " FRIGG off." " You promised her you'd buy her a crib." " Yeah, and then I'm gonna buy her a pony." " Aw, man!" " He is guilty." " Guilty of what?" " That's the proof right there!" " Come on." " Why are we running?" " What time is it, please?" "3:20." " Ah, my leg's asleep." "Seven hours in here." " I have a question." " Good, a question." " If I have a dream that I should do something, is it a sin to ignore that dream?" " Oh, well, every dream comes from god." "For example..." "Some people want a little terrier and they get called names." "And some people want the long hair..." " Hi, Mooney." " Hey, Joey." "Meet me behind GAFFIN'S later?" " Really?" " Yeah, later." " What Time, later?" "I always knew you liked me." "You were after me, wanted to jump me." " Just stand over there, for lGG'S sake." " Way, way, way, way over here?" "This far enough?" " Joey, no offense..." " What moo-moo." " I don't want to do anything." "Can we just talk?" " It was always you I liked." " Really?" " I did." "I just got lonely, eh." " How would you like it if I told the boys you tried to jump me?" " Fine, do it, then." " You're playing head games!" "You know what, Mooney POTTIE?" "Lots of cool girls from Sidney and glace bay and at the reserve, they call me up all the time." "Jeez, that looks good." "She is mental." " Oh... hi!" " Hi." " You didn't have to wait for me." " Mooney, your shirts undone!" " Jeez, Mooney." "Perfect, my reputation in town is taking a steep nose-dive." "And as fast as I'm getting known for changing "mental" into "slut"," "LOU's becoming every mad girl's revenge-for-hire." "Sometimes there's overlap." ""Brother, lady, naked in the bath playing my guitar they're all my kids and I love them"" " what are we having?" "You have beautiful eyes." " Go on;" "I do not." "Love it, man." " Hey!" " Oh, you waiting for me?" " No... no..." "Shit, this small is so town." "I mean this town is so small." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "It is, it really is." "Is this you?" " No, that's my brother." " No, no, that's you, 'cause I know your brother and he's a real sweetheart." " Who sent you to find me, then?" "Was it Jennifer or Julia?" " Two?" " They chipped in." " Fuck!" " Just stand still." "It'll hurt less." " Oh god!" " Stop The car." " What?" "Look, I think people are sufficiently confused about what guy..." " I got her too." " Me too." "[ROCK'N'FIDDLE band playing]" ""Whiz kids lord knows it everybody knows it..." "Whiz kids shake it down" "everybody knows it" " develop alcoholism early on." "Excellent idea." "How did you GETIN here?" " The door guy;" "A friend of LOU's." "How'd you GETIN?" " I'm on recess." " Hey, listen to me." "They're going to want to send me away, so save my scholarship, buddy-boy." "Your dreams are in your own control"" " what will happen to me if you go?" " You'll have to live" " you know that I'm in love with you?" "Pretty funny, eh?" " Talk to me when you grow up." "[Burping]" " Okay, 1st prize:" "Quarter side of beef." "2nd prize:" "10 pounds of t-bone steaks." "3rd prize:" "5 pounds of pork chops." "Meat darts." "Get it?" "The meat!" " Agnes Marie, I had to have my eggs in that tavern this morning!" " For the love of god, it couldn't be Mooney." " Oh, don't be daft!" "She was drunk, for god sakes!" " She's only a 15 year-old youngster!" " I have a question for you!" "Everyone of the kids is happy except for you!" "Why is that?" "Whats your problem?" " Stop it!" "Just tell me where you were, and we'll straighten it out from there-  she was shit Cecil Sweeney, for god sakes!" "You don't even know what he's up to." " I was at the bar." " You were not a the bar!" " Of course, she was." " Tell me where you were right now!" " That was me." " She was with us." " What do you mean?" " She was with us, yeah." " No, thanks Darlene." "Ma, I was at the bar, and I was..." "I wasn't drunk." " Liar." " She ran into the bar to use the phone." " Oh, my god, woman!" " I threw up, because..." " Because?" " I think I'm pregnant." " God knows who the father is!" " What's she say?" " She's been a whore!" "[Cookie]:" "Mind your mouth!" " Now, Agnes Marie, Agnes Marie, you're a virgin..." "Agnes Marie?" " Technically." "[Francis]:" "Technically?" "You don't even know whats happening?" "You don't see what he's up to!" " She's not that stunned." "She's being taken advantage of by everyone?" " By every one'?" "By god damn Cecil Sweeney!" "That's who!" " Jesus!" " Is it really Cecil Sweeney?" " I would have thought it would have been one of you two." " FRIGG off!" " Hey, I'm above the waist." " Yeah, right!" " Yeah." " What's wrong, Felix?" " I don't know;" "No ONE'LL tell me." " All right." "Okay, honey, we're gonna take you." "To doctor hogan for your test." " Test?" " Sweet mother of god..." "[Car radio]:" "Make me no anything you want" " you coming or what?" ""Make me do anything you want" ""make me be everything you want"" " Tammy, I saw you get on the train." " Got homesick, wants the kid, busted gotta there, right?" ""Make me do anything you want"" "then I find out that he has three kids already!" "He said that he had a vasectomy!" "Jesus!" " You sure he didn't say "tonsillectomy"?" " No!" "Oh my god;" "That's him!" " LOU, don't." "Don't!" "LOU!" " He looks nice, doesn't he?" " Hello, excuse me." " You know that girl?" " Nope." " Take a look." " Oh, yeah, that's my buddy's daughter." "I haven't seen her since-  since you put a bun in her oven and made her swear not to tell." " What?" " Prepare yourself, buddy." " Who are you?" " Look at you." "You're a grown man..." "With a tie." "She's a 16-year-old girl!" " Yeah, she's a little liar!" " Birthmark on his ass!" "[Mooney]:" "There goes my free rides to Sydney and back." " I got you a present." "It's for the test." "[Mooney crying]" " I thought you liked girls, that you were "special"." " What?" " Never mind." "So what will you do now, my dear?" " They'll send me to antigonish, make me have it." "And what about the fellow'?" " Which fellow?" " Well, good luck to you." " Should I have an ab..." "You know, I wouldn't tell anyone." "You know, an ABOR... an ABOR..." "Ow!" "Please don't mention that disgusting idea in this office." " I'm going to burn in HEL-L-L-L." "[Sobbing]" " And miss POTTIE, I strongly suggest that you perform penance immediately." "[Felix]:" "Help!" "Help!" "Somebody help Darcy!" "Help!" "Help!" "He's all bloody!" "Help!" "Quick!" "Look at him!" "He's all bloody!" "You're not supposed go laugh, fag!" " You're going home!" "So!" "You're a slut!" "Mooney, stop!" "That hurts!" " SOMETHIN' wrong with someone MAKIN' a goddamn cake?" " Uh, no, dad." " Goddamn right." "There you go, champ." "TOP'ER up for your old dad." "Easy, whats this?" "The legion?" "Yes, sir." "Thank you." " We won't tell poor Felix 'cause he'll just be too confused when there's no baby brought back." "If only we had more room, we could..." "But I suppose we couldn't anyway." "I mean, it would ruin your whole life." " I know." "I don't mind." " God forgive me, darling, but, sometimes..." "Sometimes I worry about your mind, Agnes Marie." " I wish you'd call me Mooney again." " Why don't you just go to bed now, okay?" "I don't want to talk to you right now, okay?" " Dad?" "Everyone's snapped." " You don't have to go." ""I lost my mind" "I must be made of wind chimes on the inside tiny balls tied up in a line holes for wind and some sunshine" "or maybe I am made of tin that explains my mellow grin and spaces where the birds come in little thrushes stretch their wings" "98 points farther" "98 points farther" "98 points farther" "[singing]" "And into the evening the courting begins and I wish I was with them again out on the Mira on warm afternoons" "old men go fishing with black lined spoons and if they catch nothing they'll never complain" "I wish I was with them again can you imagine a piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings" "I'll trade you ten of your seas for Mira and the pleasure it brings boys on the boats call to girls on the shore teasing the ones that they dearly adore" " hey, Mooney, over here." "And the courting begins and I wish I was with them again" " hi-ya, Mooney." " We were just takin' about ya." " Oh, great." "I mean, you know, talk away." " I'm grounded and I didn't even get to feel you up!" " Well, we gotta go." " Yeah, we started talkin'." "We found out you were weird with all of us." " You always knew I was weird." " I feel dirty." " You should all be proud!" "Huh!" "Yeah?" "Okay, let's go." " We don't like being accused of things." " You don't?" "Who knows who I fooled around with?" " Yeah, look at her." "She's a slut!" " Shut up, you." "We're gonna tell her folks she's been faking." " What do you care?" " It's our reputations." " LOU, hit them, will you?" " They didn't do anything." " They can't tell anyone!" "Everything is set and I'm going tomorrow." " Okay-DOKEY, captain." " See?" "I didn't do anything." "None of us did." " Try meeker!" " Fuck!" "Shit, that hurt!" " See?" "If we're guilty, we fall, right?" " It's true." " We're innocent!" " I'm a virgin!" " What?" " Nothing." " She's probably not even knocked up." " That's not true;" "I'm knocked up." " So, you want us to spare ya?" " Yeah, yeah, that'd be great." " Then you gotta do us a favour." " Sure, how 'bout some laundry, or some tutoring perhaps." " So, she can fight Sandy MACPHEE." " Excuse me?" " We'll keep this all about Mooney quiet, if you can pound him." " He's a real boxer." " It'll be up at the club:" "It's all set up, except they don't know our guy's gonna get sick." " Mickey would a died in round 2." " Normally, I like to have a picture, because without a picture, I can't" " you fight Sandy for new Waterford..." "We keep things quiet." " I can't do this anymore, Mooney." "I can't fight a real boxer." "[Mooney]:" "You don't have to, LOU." " But I do." " This is crazy." "I wish we had some sort of sign." " This was my mother's sweater." "She was wearing it when she died after she ate a grilled cheese sandwich." "[Lou]:" "That's not really helpful to us in any way, is it?" "[Mooney]:" "I don't think so." " He looked good, though." " Yeah, he did." "Listen, she's got the virgin Mary who sent her here." " God wants us to have the title." " Of course, he does." "I know who your father was." "If they want to letting' on you're a holy spirit, let them." "I've got 80 bucks on ya." " Thanks." " Please, don't hurt him." " Did he do that to you?" " I put $10 down on him." "I hope he kills her." " I put $40 on her." " What are you, the cheerleader?" " You'll see!" " I can't fuckin' hit a girl." "Settle down, now." "Settle down." "In the blue corner, for Sydney, Sandy MACFEE." " You suck!" " Boo!" "Boo!" " And in the right corner, for new Waterford," "LOU BENZOA." " Boxers..." "Box." " Ready?" "Look, just stand still, okay, it'll hurt less." " Chin down." "[Girl]:" "Get him, LOU!" "[Man]:" "Sandy, kill her!" " Hey!" "[Crowd screaming and cheering]" "[Applause and cheering]" " I'm done!" " Hey, everybody, check it out!" "I'm not going anywhere!" "I'm staying right here!" "Take a good look!" "Whoa!" "'Dad!" "Dad!" " I told your dad you're a virgin." " What?" " I'm saving you." "I love you." " I'm so sorry, Joey." "[Horn honking]" "Dad, stop it." "He didn't do anything!" " Hey!" "Sweeney!" " He didn't do anything!" " Shut it!" "Mr. Sweeney, I have something i wanna talk about with you." " He's innocent, dad!" " He's innocent?" "Okay, prove it!" " What?" " He's the only one left." "Them boys told me you were pretending." "If he falls, he's guilty, am I right?" "Is that how it works?" "I want you to knock him out." "Knock-out punch like I saw downtown;" "Hit him one!" "Go on." "He's down." "He's bloody down!" " That was a lame dive, buddy." " Shut up." " Wait!" "Listen to me." "I have to tell you something." " Mooney!" "It's time everyone knew." " Everyone knew what'?" " What are you doing?" " Are you going to let me play the hero?" "!" " Holy mother of god." " Okay, that's it!" " Cookie?" "'Mom!" "Mom!" " Darling?" "'Mom!" " Okay!" "That's good!" "You've had your fun!" "Out of the car!" "Cookie!" " Mom, what are you doing?" " Watch it!" "She's cracked!" "Yep, she's lost it." " Both of you, stop it!" "See what you've done to your mother?" " It's not his fault!" "Mom!" " Stand back!" "Cookie?" " Dad!" " What?" "She's having my babies in the cab!" " Why wouldn't you take her to the hospital, ya knob!" "Why'd you bring her here?" "Cookie!" " She's some brave, dad!" "She's gonna stain the seats!" " Cookie?" " All right." "Okay, calm down, Lester!" "It's all right, Barbara!" "It's all right!" "What?" "Okay, Bonnie." "It's okay, Bonnie, my darling." " My house?" "You think that's a sign?" " Yeah, it's a sign your house is gone." " I think that's a sign." " Mmm, very good." "Cookie called from the hospital, everyone's fine, in case you cared." "Have some cake." "For the girl with the knock-out punch." " Thank you." " A nice big piece for you." "You want a fork?" "Take one for your friend." " Okay?" "[Carlene]:" "Did you really make this?" "[Francis]:" "Do you know me to lie?" "[Darlene]:" "Well, it's good." " The Hudson river is full of piss, cola and sludge." "There's hardly any water in it." " Okay, you go on." "Okay?" " Okay, here you go." " Thanks, ma." " Go on." " I don't want to go." " What?" " I want to stay." " Now you listen to me." "You get back on that train right this instant." "Stop it now;" "Stop crying." "She's gonna be all right." "She's gonna be fine." " Really?" " Yes." "[Train bell ringing]" " We'll get ourselves a chicken burger." " A nice chicken burger." " Yeah." "Dear Agnes Marie, you be a good girl in New York City." "No-one else home knows that you're anywhere but antigonish." "I guess I'll break it to them eventually." "We all love you very, very much, ma."" "[Mooney]:" "Ask me anything." "I know LEXTER POTTIE cried with happiness when they named the triplets Rudy, joy and Brenda." "I know all the streets names." "I know how to re-use a tea bag." "I know that they do up number 11." "I know how to beat the crap out of someone." "I know all about god's country." "Ask me anything." "Captioning by CNST, Montreal" "great party!" "Isn't this great!" "4"