" Here you go." " Thank you." "Say, Rachel  I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me sometime  as my lover." "Too out there." "Maybe you'd just like to get something to eat with me sometime  as my lover." " Hi." " Hi." "All right, let's go shopping." "Before we go, you know, there's something I need to say." " Oh, okay." " Okay." "I've kind of had this crush on you." "But since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it." "But now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime." "So that's what I'm doing  now." "Wow." "I dropped a cup." "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt" "Sync with BoB.720p Version By .:" "TvWorld.ir :." "You know, that's why within a few years, voice recognition  is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer." "You know, so you could be, like, "Wash my car. " "Clean my room. "" "It won't be able to do any of those things, but it'll understand what you're saying." "Oh, this was so great." "Yeah, it was." "All right, then." "Bye." "Hello, people who do not live here." "I gave you a key for emergencies." "We were out of Doritos." "Hey, how'd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?" "Mr. Millionaire." "New, from Snooty Playthings." "Third wife sold separately." "He's great." "I mean, we have such a good time together." "He's so funny and so sweet." "And I'm not attracted to him at all!" " Still?" " No." "It's driving me crazy." "In every other way, he's the perfect guy." "He has everything." "Plus, he actually has everything." "Life-sized Imperial Stormtroopers from Sharper Image?" "Two." "Wow." "Can Joey and I put them on and fight?" "Oh, Mommy!" "Oh, Daddy!" "I am a big old baddy" "Oh, Mommy!" "Oh, Daddy!" "I am a big old baddy" "I guess he must've gotten the part in that play." "Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right." "Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you." " Joe, how's it going?" " Good." " Hey." " Hi." "So you're playing Adrienne?" "Yes." "Are you one of the retarded cousins?" "No." "I'm playing your husband, Victor." "I'm Joey Tribbiani." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Kate Miller." "So the play's pretty great, huh?" "Oh, yeah." "I love Jennifer Banberry's work." "She's so incisive when it comes  to deconstructing the psyche of the middle class." "Oh, forget about it." "She rocks!" "Where do I know you from?" "Dr. Drake Ramoray?" "Days of Our Lives?" "Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?" "No, that's not it." "So you're a soap actor." "Well, this must be exciting for you, being in a real play." "Hey, I've done plays before." "I'm a serious actor." "That infomercial!" "For the milk-carton-spout thing!" "You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk!" "See, I actually can pour milk." "But I got you believing that I couldn't." "Now, see, that's acting." "Right." "At the end, you choked on a cookie." "Yeah, that was real." " I cannot believe Mark asked you out." " I know." "So, what are you gonna tell him?" "Well, I told him I would think about it, but I'm gonna tell him no." "I mean, I think I'd say no to anybody right now." "Oh, but it was so strange." "I mean, I'm standing there  with this charming, cute guy who's asking me to go out with him  which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty." "Like I'd be cheating on Ross or something." "Wow." "So, okay, maybe that means  that you're not over Ross yet, and you have issues with your father." " I don't have any issues with my father." " Okay, so it's probably the Ross thing." "I hate this woman!" "I hate her!" "She told everyone in the company about that infomercial  and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks!" "Okay, and whenever I can't do it, they're all, like, laughing at me!" " Hello." " Hey." "So Rachel called." "Wants to see me." "Going over in a minute." " Wow." "What do you think she wants?" " Maybe the crazy fog has lifted  and she realizes that life without me  sucks." "It's possible." "You are very lovable." "I'd miss you if I broke up with you." "Just trying to be supportive." "Be supportive like a guy." "If I broke up with you, I'd miss you." " Hi." " Hi." "You wanted to see me?" "Yeah." "Here's a box of your stuff." " What?" " You know, it's just, like, hats  and a shirt and CDs." "Just sort of stuff that you've left here." "What are you doing?" "Are you trying to hurt me or something?" "No." "Ross, it..." "It just seems that, you know, it's time we, you know, move on." "I mean, don't you think?" " Yes." " Yeah." " Yes, I do." " Good." "Yeah, I really do." "Hey!" "This was a gift." "Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop." "It's still a gift." "I got it from the gift shop." "Okay!" "All right!" "Give me the mug!" "I'll keep the mug!" "No!" "You know what, don't do me any favors." "In fact  where's the rest of my stuff?" "Like my..." "This book is mine!" "And that T-shirt you sleep in?" "I'd like that back too." "Yes, I do." "You know how much I love that T-shirt." "You never even wear that T-shirt." "I'm just trying to help you move on." "Oh, you are a petty man." "You are a petty, petty..." " Petty..." "... petty, petty  small..." "... small..." "You are so just doing this out of spite." "No." "No." "No." "I'm gonna wear this all the time!" "I love this shirt!" "You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!" " It doesn't even fit you anymore!" " Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "Oh, okay." "Okay!" "Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff  and relax  in my favorite shirt." "You have a pleasant evening." "So you're, like, a zillionaire." "And you're our age." "You're our age." "You know what?" "You should buy a state and then just name it after yourself." "What, like, Pete Dakota?" "Yeah, or Mississi-Pete." "Oh, I got it." "Pete Chicago." "That's not a state, Joe." "Oh, and Mississi-Pete is?" "I gotta go." "So..." " I'll see you guys later." " Okay." "You're our age." "So are we on for tomorrow?" "Absolutely." "Now, get out of here, you!" "Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him." "Is something wrong with me?" "I mean, why am I only attracted to guys with no future?" "Either they're too old, or they're too young." "And then there's Pete, who's crazy about me  and he's absolutely perfect, and there's, like, zip going on!" "I mean, does it sound like something's wrong with me?" "Yeah, kind of." "Happy?" "Is that what I'm supposed to be, Vic?" "Happy?" "Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be?" "Because I sure as hell can't figure it out." "I talk to you, and nothing!" "You look at me, and it's nothing!" "Nothing." "Tasty." "I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history." "It's nice." " I have a question about this scene." " Yes." "Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor." "Peel the onion." "First of all, he's good-looking." "I think my character needs a bit more of a reason than that." "Hey, how about this one?" "It says so in the script!" "You know, I don't know why my character likes you either." "I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch." " It doesn't say that in the script." " It does in mine." "I can blow-dry it." "I can put gel on it." "It doesn't matter." "I still wind up with this little  cowlick-y thing on the middle part of my head." "It's so annoying." " Does it bug you?" " You bug me." "Is there any chance you didn't see that?" "Ross, you gotta stop, okay?" "You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours." "You're gonna get peep-eye." "I knew it." "I knew it." "I always knew she liked him." "You know, she'd say no, but here we are, right?" "We just broke up, first thing she does!" " You didn't just break up." " Hey, it's been, like, three weeks!" "You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up." "I mean, bullets have left guns slower." "Here they come!" "Here they..." "If she kisses him good night, I'll kill myself." "I swear." "I can't, I can't watch." "Come on." "Date over!" "Date over!" " Here we go." "She's going in." " Okay." "She's going in." "Wait!" "He's going in!" "He's going in!" "The door's closed!" "I can't see anything with the door closed!" "And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave." "Okay, I have to do something." "I mean, I have to stop it!" " Stop what?" " I don't know." "But I have a feeling that my being there will do it." "I'll go over and I will borrow something!" " Juice!" "I need juice!" " No!" "You can't!" " They must be stopped!" " I am your friend  and I am not gonna let you do this!" "You are surprisingly strong!" " I need juice!" "People need juice!" " Look, man..." " People need juice!" " Listen to me!" "Juice." "They need..." "She's moving on, okay?" "If it's not this guy, it's gonna be somebody else." "And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole  you are gonna have to get used to the fact the relationship is over!" "Okay, man?" "It's over." " Yeah." "Okay." " Okay." "It's just I miss her so much." "I know." "Why do your coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?" "Oh, that's so Monica can keep track." "That way if one of them's missing, she can be like, "Where's number 27?"" " You know what?" " No, and I don't think I'm gonna want to." " I can't do this." " Yep." "That's what I didn't want to know." "Oh, Mark, I'm just doing this for the wrong reasons, you know?" "I'm just doing it to get back at Ross." "I'm sorry." "It's not very fair to you." "Fair, shmair." "You know?" "Look, you wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you." "Really." "No." "No." "I say, I say we get back at him right here on this couch." "Right here!" "Oh, God." "I'm sorry about this." "That's okay." " You sure?" " Yeah." "I can just go home and get back at him by myself." " And should become the penicillin of the 21 st century." "And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps  toward leading that revolution." "Hey, can I ask you something?" "Where are we?" "Well, with all these doctors and nurses  I'm gonna say midget rodeo." "Just tell me the truth." "Okay." "You know, I don't think I told you this  but I just recently got out of a really serious relationship." "Oh, right." "Wasn't that, like, a year ago?" "So I did tell you." "Well, you know, that's not really the thing." "The thing is, is that right now I'm just in a place in my life  where I just need to focus on me." " Do you know what I mean?" " Oh, yeah, I know." " I so want to be attracted to you." " But you're not." "Okay." "Good." "I'm sorry." "You know what?" "Don't be." "It's..." "Don't be, because it's not so bad." "It's not?" "Yeah." "I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi." "Or someone you find attractive." "I just think, you know  that you might end up feeling differently." "Look, I don't want this to come out wrong  but you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to." "Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?" "Listen, let's..." "You wanna get something to eat?" "'Cause this place is kind of depressing." "Now the man who made all this possible, Mr. Peter Becker." "One second." "I don't think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in." "Draw!" "I wasn't doing anything." "Uh-oh." "What did she do now?" "Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's, like  the greatest actress since, since sliced bread." "Sliced bread." "A wonderful Lady Macbeth." "Oh, God." "I just..." "I hate her." "I hate her with her "Oh, I'm so talented"  and "Oh, I'm so pretty, " and "Oh, I smell so good. "" "I think somebody has a crush on somebody." "Hey, Chandler, can we please try and stay focused on my problem here, you know?" "I'm talking about you, you big, big freak." "You're out of your mind!" "Hey, you've done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours." "If you were in school, you'd be pulling her pigtails  and pushing her down now." "Oh, yeah?" "Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?" "Happy?" "Is that what I'm supposed to be, Vic?" "Happy?" "Well, why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be?" "Because I sure as hell can't figure it out." "I talk to you, and it's nothing." "You look at me, and nothing." "Nothing." "You guys make me fly!" "High!" "Okay, we're gonna pick it up here, tomorrow." " Well, that was..." " Better?" "Yeah." "Yeah, it was definitely  an improvement." " Good night." " Kate." "You forgot your shoes." "I'm probably gonna need those, huh?" "Hey, listen, do you  feel like getting a cup of coffee?" " Kate." " Yeah." " You ready to go?" " Yeah." "Very nice." "Very nice." "So..." " See you tomorrow, huh?" " Yeah." "Sure." " Right." " Good night." "Hey." "Why isn't it "Spiderman"?" "You know?" "Like Goldman, Silverman?" "Because it's not his last name." "It isn't?" "No." "It's not, like  like, Phil Spiderman." "He's a spider  man." "You know, like, Goldman is a last name." "But there's no Gold Man." "Okay." "There should be a Gold Man!" " Hey." " Hey, Rach." " How was work?" " Oh, it was great." "Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair." "By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff." "Oh." "Well, I guess I had that one coming." "I'm just gonna throw it out." "It's probably just shampoo and..." "Something wrong?" "No." "Nothing." "So, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?" "Okay." "Well, he would turn things to gold." "What about things that are already gold?" "His work is done." " Okay." "Let's play my game now." " Okay." "All right, you yellow-bellied, lily-livered..." "Draw!"