"This is the final of Governor Cup" "Wah Nam draws 4-4 with Super in normal playing time of 90 minutes" "They have to play in the extra time" "At the second half of the extra time," "Super gets a direct free kick" "Roberto waves and goes" "A one-touch pass to midfield Bondy heads the ball" "But the goal keeper blocks him" "The ball goes over the goal It's just a goal kick" "Roberto feels sorry, so do the fans" "Super would score if the ball was headed" "Super goes again." "To right." "Mitchell tries to advance" "He is tripped up" "But he is alright" "A free kick has been awarded to Super" "The ball goes to the centre It's Wah Nam's turn to fight back" "Pang Kam Ping beats one, kicks and beats the second one" "A pass to midfield" "The players kick their feet high" "Fortunately, they do not get injured" "Then Super gets back the ball" "Lau Dong Ping passes it to Roberto" "Roberto passes it to centre with his right leg" "Mitchell heads the balls at goal" "But the goal keeper catches the ball" "The fans feel let down" "The coach is pissed off" "Come on, you have no time" "Throw to Roberto" "Roberto passes the ball to centre with his right leg" "Mitchell passes it to Wong Bing An" "He passes it with his left leg" "Dragon picks up the pass" "He makes a through pass to Mitchell" "Mitchell passes the ball to Roberto" "Roberto picks it with knee and passes" "Bondy heads it The referee punishes Wah Nam" "Offensive on the left" "The player is ready to kick off" "Roberto struggles to break the wall of players" "Someone will fall down" "Yes, Roberot is pushed down" "The opponent gives a shot" "But the goal keeper catches it" "He kicks off but Roberto gets it" "He gets through one after one" "He shoots but the opponent kicks him down" "He almost gets injured" "The referee takes the ball" "He gives a penalty kick" "Of course, or I'll quit" "Great!" "Roberto is smart" "He lunges and shoots, 5-4" "The referee blows the whistle, time out" "The result is 5-4" "Super wins the Governor Cup" "And it ends the football season" "Coming is a friendly match" "Malaysia vs Super" "The goal keeper of Malaysia is famous" "He is Football Fa" "He is the only player, who arrives at the field by helicopter" "His skill is well known" "Now he is holding a press conference... at a sport club" "Football Fa" "Show us something" "Okay, I agree." "Make it farther" "Or I'll kick you to death" "Our Malaysia's centre-forward is not weaker than the Japs in HK" "Isn't that right?" "How cocky!" "I..." "I was only joking!" "Keep away or it may hit you" "Take a few more for publicity" "What do you think?" "Okay?" "It's his wife!" "Darling" "Darling" "Darling" "Keep still." "Take one like that" "Keep away!" "Miss Malaysia Wang Hsiao Hsien's pretty!" "Right, she strikes a good pose" "Keep closer" "Still closer!" "Right!" "Good!" "Come in" "George" "Who is it?" "George" "Hsiao Hsien" "Brother Fa, what do you think of this match?" "Right!" "What do you think of it?" "We thrashed every team we met" "Really?" "Don't bluff!" "Right!" "I'm not" "Remember Stoughton?" "Yes" "How did you thrash them?" "Well, how." "They're powerful" "We beat them like mashed potatoes" "Mr Wang, which hotel is the Malay team in?" "Those players are in Palace" "Our goalmen are in my villa" "Mr Wang, you're biased" "He's the Captain" "You're lucky, brother Fa" "Football Fa, catch" "Thank you" "What is he doing?" "Moustache" "Isn't this ring beautiful?" "Yes, it is" "You like beautiful things since childhood" "Is it a present from your husband?" "Of course" "You're so intimate" "When are you going to have a girlfriend?" "I thought you knew me well" "Girls are a nuisance" "When are you going to have a Little Football?" "We've been married for a full year but..." "You're a good doctor" "Check him up" "Maybe he exhausts his energy on football" "What then?" "Take tonics, or he may easily become impotent" "Nonsense" "You haven't got it!" "How do you know?" "You're vulgar, I'll beat you up" "No more nonsense Don't break it" "Brother Fa" "Have you seen my wife?" "She's gone there with Moustache, I think" "Moustache?" "If your husband knows, he may chop me off" "He won't know" "It wouldn't work" "Maybe you help me bump off my husband" "What do you want?" "Make him take some medicine" "No!" "Your husband's tough" "Give me your word Thank you" "No" "Will you help me?" "Kill your own husband?" "Okay." "Okay." "Get rid of him" "You're nice." "Have a kiss" "You two did a fine thing!" "What happened?" "Nothing, boss" "Get back your key Thank you" "Fatty Darling" "You're getting smart" "Are you tired?" "No" "Let's go back to the hotel" "Haven't you told your wife?" "Well, darling, I nearly forgot" "Mr Wang wants us to move to his villa" "Why?" "Why not stay with the other players?" "It's so far away" "I prefer the distance" "No, I like the fresh air there" "The air in Hong Kong is much polluted" "This morning I heard someone cough" "Cough?" "You can move in" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Whey my husband's busy, you can keep me company" "Darling, is that right?" "Of course not" "Sure, why not?" "It's so much fun to be together" "Don't wear this for tonight's party" "You look like a Christmas tree" "And a money tree when you walk" "These bells got me the best designing award!" "Aren't you going to meet the Malay team?" "Go now!" "Come back early!" "Still early." "I must wait" "Wait then" "I must see the ending of Chen Shih-mei" "This obsolete show has been rerun many times" "I can even recite all its lines Hopeless" "Stop nagging" "Your sports shoes make me mad" "You've been wearing these since you dated me" "When are you going to change them?" "Whenever you took off your shoes..." "You made a disturbing noise" "Soon you'll have Hong Kong foot too" "Sure." "I represent the HK football team" "Don't talk back" "I hate nagging myself, but you're old enough to think" "You can't play soccer all your life" "Get some business to do for your future" "Can you match" "Yin Chih-chiang in soccer?" "Can you match" "Cheng Lung in filming?" "Can you match Tan Yung-lun in singing?" "Tan's running a Mongolian pot restaurant too!" "In fact, I've been thinking of this too" "Right!" "Turn over a new leaf tomorrow!" "Had any particular business in mind?" "Selling egg rolls" "How much can you make out of it?" "It's so sweet and has so much calorie" "People going on diet will resent it" "Don't think everyone enjoys it like you do" "I must go now" "Are you going to change for another pair?" "Never!" "The car key!" "How absent-mined you are!" "Catch!" "How clumsy!" "You never change your clothes" "Your armpit odor is killing" "Don't you agree?" "Anita, stop that" "A man has self-respect" "Don't wash dirty linen in public" "Good boy, don't grow up like him" "You really are hopeless" "Stand aside" "You really are nice!" "What?" "Really hopeless" "Take it easy" "74, 75, 76" "77, 78, 79 80." "Hey, darling, don't work too hard" "Take a rest Have a cup of milk" "Darling, here you are" "Darling, you're really nice, thanks" "Darling, what's this?" "Shrimp shell Shrimp with milk is nutritious" "Shrimp shell?" "Football Fa, we're all here" "They're all here" "Change now" "You're so late" "Come on, take a photo" "Me, first" "Go away!" "Go away!" "Tell brother Fa to come down" "Hey, come for a pose" "You do it." "I must make a prayer" "What a shame!" "What a loss of face!" "Green!" "Green!" "I can't stand green" "I'm damned" "Outrageous..." "It's a family misfortune to have married her" "This trap..." "Why have I fallen into?" "Why chose him?" "What good is he?" "I'll tear off your hair!" "Tear!" "Tear!" "Tear!" "Are you alright?" "Yes, I'm rehearsing my voice" "BBQ pork buns, lily seed buns..." "Shanghai buns, Kwangtung buns, Shantung..." "Sesame buns, meat buns, lard buns..." "Well, well, stop singing" "Come down They're waiting!" "What a shame!" "What a shame!" "What a loss of face!" "What a loss of face!" "Damn bitch!" "What a loss of face!" "Sorry, friends" "Only an accident" "I was scolded by my wife" "I didn't mean to kill" "Only an accident" "My I card, my driving licence" "Only..." "Sue me for dangerous driving" "Deduct my marks!" "Suspend my licence" "I'm not an immigrant I have no guns" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Come out!" "Sue me." "Don't be afraid" "Ticket me" ""Let's take a sunbath"" ""Take off all the clothes"" ""Don't be shy"" ""Let's take a sunbath"" ""Take off all the clothes"" "Come down!" "Eat!" "How are you?" "How are you?" "Help yourself" "Don't be formal" "He basks, and I bask in the sun..." "Put the whole jar here please" "Roberto is late" "We've already finished" "Did you get a hell from your wife?" "No, you must have been ticketed" "Right, right" "Luck's against me" "You're running out of luck" "Football Fa!" "Football Fa!" "Pig" "Football Fa!" "Roberto" "Come on!" "Sit down!" "We meet again" "I was your fan before I was a footballer" "I was your fan when I was in Malaysia" "Drink" "I can't drink without food" "Never mind!" "Drink!" "Good" "Continue!" "Thank you" "Cousin, I really admire your technique" "I saw the match in which that Thai forward broke your leg" "Does it still hurt?" "I received treatment for six months" "There are still screw nails inside" "It can't pass the sensor at the Customs" "I'm worse off Last year I charged and banged into the post" "Now my head aches when the weather changes" "Drink and you'll forget anything" "Okay!" "Drink!" "Hold it!" "What's the time now?" "Time to report to your wife" "Take my heart, take my heart" "Listen, a successful man must have a woman behind him, but..." "An unsuccessful man, too" "That's failure" "Buddy, those women are dirty" "Don't feed her enough before she's 70" "Good, starve her" "But she's already skinny" "Starve her!" "Drink!" "Why don't you drink?" "I will" "Drink!" "Blow the trumpet" "Ladies  gentlemen, the lucky draw" "There are 15 big prizes, 30 small prizes 15, 13... 11, 12, 10, 13, 12..." "Have you got thirteen wives?" "Only one" "But I've a team of 13 including reserves Want vinegar?" "No, it's sour enough" "The Indians line up for pissing" "Nonsense" "Right" "The Indians won't do that!" "It makes sense!" "Let's go out and drink again" "Okay, but I want some soup now" "Okay, this way, please" "The regular soup." "Take it" "Fantastic" "It's pork lung soup!" "It tastes real good" "Good, good" "Add some cream" "Will it taste better?" "Yes, much better" "I'll give you one" "Why don't you drink?" "No, thank you" "Drink!" "Drink..." "No need!" "No need..." "Let's feed him" "I never drink soup" "Anyone touching my wife, I'll get rid of him" "You can't kill the whole team" "If I can't kill them," "I'll kill my wife" "Good." "Women are damned" "Kill!" "Kill!" "Roberto, we're good friends" "Kill your wife too" "Well, we're so happy tonight" "I'll help you kill your wife too" "Kill my wife?" "Kill your wife!" "Kill my wife?" "Okay." "Go to Repulse Bay to kill her" "I'll go to Deep Water Bay to kill your wife" "Then we'll drink again" "Okay, it's a deal" "That's a deal" "I'll kill your wife and you kill mine" "Okay" "I must be off." "Please" "We're so happy tonight I'll help you" "Keep away, or I'll be tough" "Don't be afraid!" "Chop it if it springs over!" "Don't let it go" "What kind of a chicken this is?" "So tough?" "A cock" "How can a cock be stewed?" "A cock once castrated is no longer a cock" "It's no different from a hen" "It's no different from an old hen" "It's macho and nutritious" "I should've asked the vendor to slaughter it" "I shouldn't have let him down today" "I'll make amends with a stewed chicken" "Terrible!" "What is it?" "It's run away!" "I must get it back first" "Roberto, I adore you!" "Sorry, I have no choice" "Go to hell!" "I'll kill you!" "Roberto!" "Who are you?" "I am what I am" "Why are you here?" "To kill you" "Don't!" "My husband's coming back soon" "He's tall and powerful" "Is that so?" "Of course!" "He's valiant and resourceful" "He helps the weak and robs the rich to support the poor" "He can even tell the sex of a fly" "How could your husband have married you?" "But the advantage is he won't be a cuckold" "What?" "Watch out" "May I ask, what do you want?" "Nothing" "Listen, if you want murder  my fortune" "I'll chop you, and call the police" "If you only... fall for my beauty, you have good taste and I'll let you go" "I fall for your beauty" "What I hate most in my life is a sex fiend" "I'll castrate you like I do my chicken" "It was not my fault" "Not your fault?" "Who dictated you?" "Your husband Roberto told me to kill you" "Roberto?" "Yes!" "He wants to kill me?" "Why does he want to kill me?" "Has he another woman?" "Yes, he has another woman" "He really has another woman" "Roberto, I'll die here" "I'll kill myself!" "Don't!" "Put down your chopper!" "Watch out!" "Put down your chopper!" "Sit down!" "Watch out!" "Sit down!" "Listen" "In this enlightened age love doesn't count for much" "Me, for instance" "My wife often cuckolds me but I just laugh it off" "What's the matter with me?" "I'm supposed to have come to kill her" "Kill her" "Damn Roberto, I won't let you have this" "It'd be bad if my wife knew it" "The first thing is to switch on TV" "Don't be in the way I must watch TV" "Darling, why didn't you wake me up?" "Reharse!" "Reharse!" "Football Fa!" "Roberto" "I enjoy seeing your football match" "I also watched soccer when in Malaysia" "Let me make you a cup of coffee" "No need" "The toilet?" "It's downstairs" "You go." "I'm not going" "I'll go alone then" "Okay" "Thank you" "Make yourself at home" "Roberto, I seem to have killed your wife" "Killed my wife?" "Why did you kill her?" "What?" "You told me to kill her" "You must be drunk" "Why did you kill her?" "Darling!" "Darling!" "Darling!" "Darling!" "Football Fa, give me back my wife!" "Go to hell!" "You told me to kill her" "I'll kill you" "Let's talk it over." "It's a knife!" "I'll kill you" "I'll call the police" "You trapped me" "You're ungrateful, you're dirty" "Go to hell!" "Give me back my wife..." "I'll kill you!" "Don't you remember?" "I love to be with you" "You hit her with a broom after killing her" "With a broom?" "I didn't!" "She became a chicken before dying" "Your wife is a chicken" "Right, right, my wife is a whore" "I'm unlucky to have married her" "Don't grasp me, I'll give up" "Fa, there's no death sentence in HK" "At worst you'll get 60 years 60 years?" "I'll be 90 then" "My wife would have eloped then" "It was all my fault..." "Don't hurt yourself Stop crying" "Don't be sad" "Don't cry" "My wife has died, not yours" "Brother Fa, don't cry!" "I won't arrest you anymore" "I don't mind getting jailed, but George... may use my tooth-paste to brush his teeth and kiss my wife" "The thought of it makes me sick" "Brother Fa, no more nonsense" "At most I'll hide your tooth-paste for you" "What if he kissed my wife without brushing his teeth?" "Brother Fa, no more nonsense" "At worst I'll get someone to remove him" "You kill the forward, you can't kill the guard" "I'm damned to have taken such a wife" "I killed and got ruined and now..." "I'm dying in a foreign land" "It's family misfortune" "Wait for me here!" "Where are you going?" "I Roberto am not an ungrateful man" "To lift you out of the gutter" "I'll do anything for you" "Can I stand by and do nothing?" "Can I not return his favor?" "Favor?" "How are you going to repay me?" "To kill your wife" "I'll chop you" "I'm a dog meat eater" "Darling!" "They're all waiting for you!" "Come out!" "He's back" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Switch on the light!" "Who are you?" "He's Ching Ying's forward Roberto" "He's brother Fa's friend" "That's me" "How could you have been mistaken?" "Your husband's busy" "He told me to slice the cake for him It's new" "It's new, it's won't stick" "It sticks because of the fire" "Without fire it won't stick" "Never mind Let's have a good time" "When will my husband return?" "He said I used a broom to hit his wife?" "So close" "My wife!" "Roberto, why don't you eat?" "What are you doing?" "Put it down" "Roberto, you have a funny name" "They called me that after I changed my hairdo" "You do look funny" "Have you known my husband long?" "We got acquainted only last night but we're quite on good terms" "Nancy, go away!" "Go away!" "Sorry, you're new to her" "Once she knows you better, she'll be friendly" "If my wife saw me like that" "she'd give me a hell A pity, she can't" "If my dog bit me, my husband would have slaughtered her" "He adores me so much" "Go upstairs with me, will you?" "Go upstairs?" "Come on!" "Damn Roberto, bloody Roberto..." "You're a beast..." "Where are you, honey?" "Just a dead chicken" "Roberto" "Brother Fa" "What?" "Mourning over your wife?" "No need, just mourn over mine" "Sorry, Fa, I can't fix your wife" "Can you?" "Haven't you fixed her already?" "I can't possible kill your wife" "I feel so lonely after the loss of mine" "I always feel so hollow now" "In fact, your wife is not bad" "She's nice and beautiful" "So you're wooing her, right?" "You think it's today's fashion?" "You're ungrateful You're a sex maniac" "You have no trust at all" "You're fooling around with my wife" "I am not!" "Kill her then!" "If you don't, you're doing me an injustice" "Alright!" "Alright!" "Kill her then!" "Okay, but she knows me now" "I must make some preparation" "Don't try to stall for time" "I won't" "I'll give you 3 days to get rid of her" "If you can't kill her you'll be cursed with a freak" "I have had enough" "Don't eat egg rolls only Eat some rice" "Be nice" "Roberto, you look chic" "What a fancy suit" "A new TV show needs a footballer for the male lead" "None's more suited than you" "A new TV show?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "A gigolo in the soccer field" "Rice with BBQ pork!" "How about mango?" "Yes" "Roberto!" "What a coincidence, Roberto" "Why are you eating lunch box?" "Anita won't cook for you?" "I see, his wife must be punishing him" "Don't remind him of his sad story" "He gets a hell from his wife every day" "Right!" "What a shame for a man to be insulted in public" "What?" "My wife is most considerate" "She specially designed this for me" "What a fancy costume" "Damn you!" "Looks quite smart" "Of course" "I'll have Anita design one for my husband" "Let's go to see her" "I'm going next-door to buy a broom" "Give me a broom" "He has to buy brooms himself" "I'm having a whitewash at home" "Shall we go and help you?" "No, my home is now in a mess" "I'll invite you when it's cleaned up" "We don't mind" "Right, we don't mind" "Excuse me" "I've a lot of shopping to do" "Madam, please, please" "I want several baskets and buckets..." "Sanitary napkins, detergent, brushes..." "I want 10 yards of water pipe too" "A footballer has many girl admirers" "A strong man makes a good coolie" "Do some more whitewash Thank you" "Thank you" "I'll invite you when I've redone my house" "I still have to buy flowers" "He must be keeping a mistress" "Yes" "Drop in to see me when you can." "Bye" "Drop in to see me when you have time" "Could Roberto be fooling around?" "You can never tell" "Could he be visiting the grave?" "He must be fooling around" "I can see" "The black spots in his eyes" "Is he really out of shape?" "Never mind that obsolete monster" "If I were you," "I'd break his legs" "Don't you know your husband's mistress?" "Go and find out quickly" "Hide in my home" "Go up and see" "Okay." "My husband is spineless" "He dare not fool around even when alone" "Let me remind you it's almost 3 days now" "If you can't kill my wife then you won't end up well" "I need some planning" "Bye" "A TV addict in South Thailand had his TV set switched on beside his bathtub and watched it while taking his bath" "The TV set accidentally fell into his bathtub and had a short circuit" "He was injured and later confirmed dead" "TV audience are advised to keep their" "TV sets properly to avoid similar accidents" "Would this work?" "No!" "No!" "Lmpossible" "Why not?" "When I first saw your wife she was watching TV at the swimming pool" "A swimming pool's different from a bathtub" "Buy a bigger TV set" "Right!" "Show her an" "Explosive Gang movie" "When the explosion scene occurs" "Kick the TV set into water and get her electrocuted" "A high drama film makes no difference" "Right, a high drama is more romantic" "Just pick any" "Cantonese feature movie" "Okay!" "Get a tear jerker Liang Tien-lai" "How about a Sleeping Beauty cartoon?" "Forget it!" "Darling, come down and see" "Darling" "Darling" "Darling" "Thank you, darling You're really nice" "I've bought you a TV set to kill the time" "Why is there no vision?" "It's not yet switched on" "Once switched on, it's okay" "Why is there still no vision?" "Maybe the antenna" "Roberto can fix it" "He's a TV fan like you" "Go and answer the phone" "Madam." "I'm Roberto" "Roberto, can you fix the antenna?" "When will you fix it for me?" "Don't worry, I'll fix it" "I'm anxious to watch it" "I'll come tonight" "We all miss you" "Miss me?" "Are you sure?" "Fix it for me quick" "See you tonight" "Bitch!" "Okay, drink" "Drink!" "You've lost!" "Drink!" "Again!" "Zero" "Miss, put it down first" "Coming" "Again!" "5 10" "15 5" "Zero!" "10" "Zero... 10" "How come?" "Drink!" "Fa, Fa, come on!" "Come and play Bengal with me" "Good!" "We can play Bengal" "I'll play Bengal with Roberto inside" "Fixed?" "All fixed Stall for time" "Bengal, Bengal..." "I've lost." "Again..." "No bid" "Zero 10" "10, quick!" "20" "No bid" "No bid." "Zero" "Open!" "Okay 15" "20" "You're smart." "I was take..." "Again!" "I win!" "Why is there no vision?" "There's going to be" "Never mind, there's electricity" "Fang Yen-fen." "Chen Pao-chu" "Chen Pao-chu in her childhood Come and see" "I know." "I've long been her fan" "I joined her Movie Fan's Club when a child" "You're spineless" "What do you mean?" "What's wrong with joining her Club?" "I even learnt Cantonese opera for her sake" "Did you?" "You can sing opera?" "Sing some for me" "Okay, but don't complain" "What?" "Sing now!" "Don't weep" "Full of melancholy" "Life is transient as the morning dew" "Departure is inevitable" "Inevitable departure" "Inevitable departure" "Why are you always singing the same tune?" "Why not sing something else?" "A bolt out of the blue" "A pot of rice turns red in a twinkle" "I kill a tramp with a chopper" "Saying goodbye, I send you away" "What?" "Why are you pushing the TV set?" "Is it an interruption?" "Let's combine to remove it" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Kick the water!" "Kick the water!" "The more you kick the better I sing" "Put your feet into water" "Right!" "Kick!" "You're nice!" "Let me put on the imperial robe to play Emperor" "Kick the water!" "Kick the water!" "I like chilli sauce and bean sprouts" "I say sayonara and sorry and you're finished" "Hurrah!" "Hurrah!" "Roberto, where are you?" "Who's that woman with you?" "Don't misunderstand, darling" "That's Fa's wife" "We've been a married couple" "Some day I'll settle with you" "Don't think you can live comfortable after getting someone to kill me?" "Listen" "I'll never die in peace" "I'll make you go through all tortures in the underworld before sending you down to the 18-layer hell" "Darling, wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Don't be silly Come up first" "Don't tug at me" "Darling, take her away" "Take me away with the snow-flakes on TV" "I'll pull you up" "Don't tug at me" "Why is the Captain not urging us to go?" "He never played this before" "Roberto has been playing the whole night" "Our Captain have not won one single game" "You asked for it" "Robert!" "Robert!" "Bengal..." "One slap, sorry..." "Bengal." "Bengal..." "Come again, Bengal" "One slap, sorry!" "Bengal..." "Again" "Bengal" "Captain, we're leaving You go on" "This time I've won." "Going?" "Why don't you stay for a little longer?" "Is the pep talk at 7:30 am tomorrow?" "You worked too hard You'll have tomorrow off" "Off?" "What's the matter?" "Bengal, you've lost" "Bengal, sorry!" "Again" "Bengal..." "Your mouth is disgusting I'll kill you" "Bengal..." "Bengal..." "Feel better?" "Sorry, I seldom talk to others about this" "Never mind, this way you'll feel better" "My wife's different" "She's so talkative that any trifle at home is circulated to people in the whole area" "My husband keeps everything in his heart and won't confide anything to me" "My wife always pulls a long face" "She looks peevish even when she's happy" "My husband is exactly the opposite" "He smiles even though he's angry" "He's easy to get along then" "Never." "He always keeps his mouth shut" "It's easy to make a man talk" "Is that so?" "How?" "Just tell him he's complicated" "Do you know how to please a female?" "Remember her birthday but don't ever remember her age" "No wonder my wife dislikes it" "I always remember her birthday each year and her age too" "Some say you can judge a man's character by seeing what he keeps in a fridge" "What do you mean?" "He who keeps more meats is realistic" "He who keeps more fruits is optimistic" "He who keeps more remnants is pragmatic" "My fridge contains nothing at all" "Nothing but a dozen cups of ice-cream" "This shows you're romantic" "Have a cup of "coconut roman"" "Catch" "Try my "honey dew roman"" ""Coconut roman"" "This room is getting prettier" "The plant is special" "Come here, come here quick!" "Look!" "That plant was in full bloom" "Why has it no leaves now?" "My husband must be back" "Husband?" "Why are you so late?" "And you too" "Let me cook some snacks for you" "Why not stay till tomorrow morning?" "You look like a superman in my uniform" "I'll go up and change it for you" "Roberto, wait" "Darling let him stay" "My wife is already pulling your hand" "Stay a little longer" "I'll go up and change this for you" "Darling, why don't you retain him?" "Why should we retain him?" "I'm worried about him" "Why?" "He has recently lost his wife" "He may kill himself" "Don't you know that?" "Yes, a little" "But not too much" "You're complicated!" "Me, complicated?" "Darling, you're really nice" ""My heart sinks"" ""After you disappeared"" ""Sad air is everywhere"" ""Keeping me in our corner"" ""I hate you yesterday but I love you today"" ""But now"" ""I can't see you"" ""Love comes"" ""But I leave it"" ""I come, But love is gone"" ""i'll be sad for a century"" ""I'm keeping our corner"" ""When I find you, i'll tell you"" ""I never know that..."" ""I really love you"" "Darling, why are you crying?" "Why are you sitting here?" "Can't I sit here?" "4 days ago you sent someone to kill me" "A spirit returns only in a week!" "It's not yet seven days 7 days?" "You're already having a rendezvous" "Don't think you can live in peace" "As a ghost I won't let you go" "What do you need below then?" "How do you know I'm below?" "Why don't you come and see me?" "How dare I come to see you?" "Sooner or later I will" "But not now" "You really are heartless" "Darling, darling I dare not" "Listen, they're nice to me" "I fare even better than I did here" "Darling, I miss you" "Miss me?" "I saw you dressed up sending flowers to your mistress" "I didn't!" "I'm innocent" "There's nothing between us I almost killed her" "In fact, she's naive" "Naive?" "Tell her not to put on airs" "Can she compete with me?" "By lifting my finger I could crush her" "You're soft" "How was that cassette?" "Did she say I was pretty?" "Did she feel any inferiority complex?" "You're divine Let me worship you" "I'm infinitely grateful" "One bow, two bows, three bows" "Roberto" "I'll burn more joss papers for you" "Come back!" "Roberto" "Are you possessed?" "Open up!" "Open up!" "Brother Fa, open up!" "Come down, Fa!" "I must talk to you" "Come down!" "Coming!" "Coming!" "Don't knock anymore!" "Fa, please open up quick" "Blast!" "My wife's spirit has come back" "Go out first My wife will hear it!" "Fa, it's true, I didn't lie" "Don't be a chicken, there's no ghost!" "She said she's a ghost" "Could you be possessed?" "I'm serious" "I even talked with her" "Did you ask her if she's a ghost?" "She was like a will-o-the-wisp" "It's downpouring now" "But she hasn't got one drop on her body without an umbrella" "She even said she came from below" "This time I'm finished" "I'm finished..." "Roberto, don't cry..." "What is it noisy?" "Look, he must miss his wife terribly" "He's been muttering nonsense" "About his wife and acting oddly" "He may kill himself!" "Look at him He's coming at this hour muttering nonsense" "Is that all?" "It's nothing serious" "I'll give him some sedatives" "You really are my idol" "Don't mention it" "Give some to my husband too" "He has been acting oddly" "Is that so?" "A kind of powder can tone down his voice" "Put it into the milk and let him drink it tomorrow morning" "It will take effect in three days" "Really?" "If my husband knew I fed him with medicine he might slaughter me" "Don't you trust me?" "Don't worry Let him take it" "At worst he might become a cripple" "You're evil" "Your husband might take long" "Let's go up" "Have you got medicine for me?" "Yes, none's more experienced than I in this" "Sex fiend" "Fa, they're trying to outsmart us" "Let's move fast!" "Come on!" "Okay" "Darling!" "Quiet!" "Don't be afraid!" "I'll soothe you..." "Kill her" "Burn them I'll buy you a tin of gasoline" "You think this is Cambodia?" "A city engulfed by war flames?" "Buy several native bombs to blow them up" "Where can we get these in broad daylight?" "Supermarket?" "Tell the illegal immigrant next door" "We need bombs Can we do that?" "What then?" "Killing is a serious business" "Watch out" "You promised to kill my wife, but apparently you've fallen for her" "Crazy" "You really are too suspicious" "They're not trying to kill us" "It's not fun" "Let me think" "Those stupid ideas" "Not as stupid as buying bombs" "Well, let's each try to figure out something" "See which of us got a better idea" "I can't!" "My wife's at home!" "My wife's at home too!" "My wife is a ghost" "Stay in my house for a few days then" "Friend who wants to buy bombs?" "It's newly made" "Your friend?" "I don't want it" "Nor do I" "Don't tease me!" "I can't stand that" "I'm religious I don't take pineapple" "Life is hard in Hong Kong" "Terrific!" "That's great, isn't it?" "Let me see" "Keep away" "When it faces the gas pipe, saw it from above" "I know." "You're wicked" "When the sun shines at the crack, it'll explode" "Everything goes to pieces then?" "I'll cover it till the adulterers... frolic in water to blow them up" "That's too complicated" "My plan is different" "Is simple and easy" "It leaves no trace at all" "What are you doing?" "Eating popsicles?" "It may prick you to death" "Take it away" "In 5 minutes the ice-picks will melt leaving no trace at all" "Fantastic!" "I'll send you a bunch of flowers" "Feminine thinking nothing special" "Nothing special?" "Reverse!" "Reverse!" "Reverse..." "Okay" "It's small Would it be fatal?" "Formerly an ox passing through the Amazon turned into a skeleton in a minute" "So serious?" "You don't believe I'll show you" "Fantastic?" "Cruel!" "Cruel?" "Don't be silly" "They are man-eating fish" "Look, even the net has been bitten" "Listen, I'll make a watergate here" "The bolt is over the stairs there" "Only if that bitch steps down that ladder the watergate's open and the fish swim out" "Bengal..." "That's better than drowning in cage" "I think so too" "Look, your wife will never stand up again" "Isn't that great?" "This is called Cut Into Two" "I assure you she'll die terribly" "Sayonara" "Sayonara" "Change that slicer into a knife" "Why?" "Isn't it good for cutting into half?" "Cutting into two gets only 20% of wound" "She won't die instantly, but suffers" "Her hands will keep grasping..." "She'll die slowly when the blood drips dry" "Yes, but..." "But what?" "Why not use two slicers to cut her into 3?" "Or a cross to cut her like beancurd..." "I don't mean that" "I want her to have a intact body" "So I can pay last respects to her" "What?" "How did you kill my wife?" "Now even her body is missing" "Well, give me some face" "No!" "If I could get some horses" "I'd have them tear her to pieces" "You're a beast." "I should have chopped your wife to pieces" "Calm down" "After chopping your wife," "I'll hide half of it in Tsewanshan and half in West Point so she'll never reincarnate" "Well, I'll pick your wife's body up" "And exhibit it naked to the public" "Well, I'll have your wife's bust... flogged... and the lower part raped..." "You hear it, you all hear it" "I knew you fell for my wife" "I never knew you were so dirty" "You're mad" "You think everyone loves your wife?" "You think your wife is pretty?" "I'm leaving" "I'd rather live with my ghost-wife than stay with you" "Get lost!" "Get lost!" "Okay" "Don't ever come back again!" "I won't" "Get killed!" "Ghost!" "Don't run!" "Darling, I'm sorry!" "I'll worship you every Ching Ming" "ChungYang" "That's not good enough" "I'll worship you also on..." "Women's Day" "Valentine's Day, X'mas" "I'm human I need no sacrifices" "Damn you" "What the matter with you?" "Sit down" "Are you human or a ghost?" "Speak up!" "Never mind" "Does it hurt badly?" "What's the trouble?" "My heart aches" "Stop laughing" "I'm relieved you're still alive" "Who were you sent to kill me?" "He..." "Speak up, or I'll chop you into two" "He's Football Fa He's a bit cranky" "Which Football Fa?" "Who was that woman with you?" "She's Football Fa's wife" "You fool around with a friend's wife?" "Is she as gentle as I am?" "You're spineless" "Wait!" "Wait!" "I must see her." "I must see her!" "What?" "Darling, wait, I'll return right away" "She might get killed if I was late" "I'll kill myself then" "Believe me I'll return right away" "Damn Roberto" "Madam!" "Madam!" "Roberto, it's nice of you to see me" "Get dressed and leave here" "Why?" "No need" "If you come upon..." "It will be worse." "Put it on" "Do you want me to put it on or not?" "Madam, don't ever take a bath!" "Why?" "There's sunshine" "Can't I take a bath with sunshine?" "Yes!" "No!" "It's..." "What do you want to tell me?" "Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Let's swim" "Why hurry?" "You haven't dressed yet" "It's fast, dress and undress..." "Switch off the gas first" "Don't waste gas" "Don't waste money..." "It's fixed" "Did you hurt your hand?" "It's hot, very hot!" "It's hot like hell!" "I'm having a fever" "I'm burning" "What are you doing?" "Swimming together?" "You're frolicking in water" "I'll drown you" "Give back your dress to my wife" "Darling, what are you doing?" "Put down the ice-picks" "There's nothing between us" "I want you two to lie down in bed" "Let's go" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Darling, are you out of your mind" "Don't misunderstand Listen to my explanation" "Okay" "Speak up" "Don't be afraid He was only joking" "Don't you want face?" "You wanted your wife's body to be intact" "Now I don't want face anymore" "I'll give you a full body" "I'll chop you and mess you up" "Are you satisfied with such a combination?" "You're doing me an injustice" "Keep away!" "I'll kill a ghost all the same" "Well, with what?" "Ice-picks" "A melting ice-pick" "Dare you kill me?" "I'll chop you" "It was all your fault!" "My fault?" "Frankly," "I told him to use a knife but he insisted on using a gate" "He told me to kill you" "He told me to fix you" "What?" "I told you to use something simple" "Is there anything simple in killing?" "Darling, be our arbitrator" "He designed this to let the sun shine on the gas pipe till it explodes" "You call that simple?" "Did your idea work?" "You said it would melt without leaving any trace" "You can't kill my wife, but my finger's freezing" "Freezing!" "I was damn stupid to cooperate with you" "Now I don't have to" "My wife's here!" "Well, I'll go home to rejoin my wife." "Bye!" "So your wife's still alive and you meant only to woo my wife" "Never" "Don't think every man falls for your wife" "You always suspect being cuckolded" "Have you no self-confidence?" "You're hopeless" "Me, hopeless?" "If you're not" "You wouldn't have been bullied" "And you wouldn't have needed my help to kill her" "Don't point at me or I'll be angry" "I don't need your help any more" "You can't kill my wife" "I can't kill yours" "It's even." "Let's have a break" "Forget what has happened" "Good, let's split!" "Please!" "No need!" "Listen, lousy men!" "We'll have a break with you too" "Don't cry." "Follow me!" "Don't follow us!" "Only women!" "Darling" "Darling!" "Wait, you misunderstand" "Misunderstand?" "I was drunk that night" "I told you not to get drunk" "I thought you were dead" "Roberto!" "How would I be so cruel as to kill you?" "In fact, I'm simple-minded" "That's why you found a man to kill me" "If you were complicated, you'd tear me to pieces" "Right!" "He said he'd just talk horses he'd do that" "I was simple-minded but he influenced me" "Where are you taking my wife?" "I'll slap you!" "Darling!" "Don't leave me behind!" "You're an idiot" "How did you teach your wife?" "She's skinny like a chick" "How dare you insult her?" "Why not?" "Go to hell!" "I can't swim." "Help!" "Is it true?" "Help!" "Come up!" "Help!" "Man-eating fish!" "Well, bite them!" "What a lousy idea" "Let's go" "Help!" "Darling" "Let's go!" "Come up!" "What has become of you?" ""Dream is telling its past"" ""The stars can't help crying"" ""In my heart-breaking life"" ""No star even listens to me"" ""I love him, but we still break up"" ""Like a lonely light boat"" ""drifting in a deep ocean"" ""Who can break..."" ""my frozen heart again?"" ""Who can fill my heart with warmth?"" ""Who can make me forget the sadness?"" ""Your love..."" ""broke my frozen heart"" ""Filled my heart with warmth"" ""Burned the dark around"" ""But bygones are bygones"" "One for you, one for you" "Grasp more" "You too" "Don't spit!" "Swallow them!" "What are you doing?" "He tries to poison me" "When will it take effect?" "Three days" "Are you sure it takes that long?" "Two days" "You're in good health" "I'll kill you" "Stop that!" "Let's talk it over" "Take a double dose, then one day will do" "Even a panacea takes time" "I gave you double doses" "One day will do" "One day?" "You're disgusting" "Darling!" "Cheer up Give him all the pills" "Okay, let's die together" "See if you die or not" "Don't!" "Swallow all of them" "Shut!" "Where's my wife?" "Where's my wife?" "I don't know" "You don't know?" "You don't know?" "I saw them leave together" "Go to hell!" "You two are ungrateful" "You sex maniac" "Don't be in my way" "Brother Fa!" "Wait!" "Killing him won't help anyway" "I'll give you face" "Let's go up and change" "Go to hell!" "That sex friend has left" "Before we get poisoned, let's find our wives" "What now?" "Go!" "Go!" "Nancy, get out!" "Let her stay Maybe she can lead us" "It's not safe for a female at this hour" "What a male chauvinist" "Sex discrimination against a dog?" "I'm afraid she might get raped" "She's so big and strong" "Nancy, get out!" "Go!" "Go" "Need car park?" "Thank you" "Now that we're out, let's have a good time" "Keep your mind off that creep" "I'll try" "Miss" "A woman need not depend on a man for a living" "We can be independent" "Good, let's drink to every woman in the world" "Let's dance" "So late?" "A long story They're waiting below" "Many are waiting for you" "Excuse us" "Bye-bye" "Football Fa!" "Roberto!" "I'm your fan Give me a autograph" "What a beautiful car" "With two honey dolls!" "Right, they suit my taste..." "Little girl!" "You must be waiting for your friends" "Dance with me" "I'm Journey of Love" "I'm Love Gay" "Sorry, we don't enjoy that" "Never mind." "Little brother" "Follow me, and I'll hit you" "Calm down." "Let's dance..." "Dance with me" "Where's that bloody army surgeon?" "And this side" "What a long kiss" "Boss" "What a coincidence" "There's no shame on this" "Roberto and I also often change taste" "Yes, let's change for a new taste" "They're playing dumb" "They are addicts too" "Watch out, sister" "If you contract that..." "you can't play soccer" "Don't worry" "I've given them antibiotics" "Look" "They're now in high spirits" "Go and thank George" "Thank you, George" "Don't mention it" "I won't interrupt you" "Let's go." "Let's go" "Go over there" "Bye-bye" "What's wrong?" "A man..." "Don't look" "What now?" "Go home then" "Look!" "My wife is over there!" "My wife!" "Go home with me..." "Let's go" "Sorry, darling" "Follow them!" "Don't play the fool" "We're gays" "Go to hell!" "Swell!" "Taxi" "Where's your car?" "I'll come for it some other day" "Make way!" "Make way!" "Darling!" "Get in!" "Go away!" "Give me an autograph" "Nonsense." "Go!" "Quiet..." "Go!" "What a niggard!" "You're still thinking of him?" "No" "They'll keep up soon" "Faster" "What now?" "Let's go to the peak" "His car's not powerful enough" "The Peak, Garden Road, please" "You said your car was powerful" "My car is fast going down the slope" "What about going up the slope?" "Where's that car?" "How do I know?" "Taxi!" "It was this taxi" "It's going up the peak" "Excuse us!" "We must go to the peak" "Please excuse us!" "Sir, we must go to the peak" "Follow the queue" "My wife is in that tram" "You must follow the queue anyway" "Chase the peak tram" "Wait" "Please switch off the air-conditioning" "Darling" "Your husband!" "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Darling..." "What a bore" "Yes, I'm bold" "Look, how strong I am" "Roberto" "I'll go up to intercept them" "Follow them" "Strive!" "Strive hard!" "Strive!" "Wait for me, wait for me" "What do you want?" "Sorry, sorry" "What a coincidence Enjoy the scenery?" "I often went up here to practice" "I know the surroundings Let me lead" "Don't follow me" "You must be joking" "Touch me, and I'll shout!" "She's my wife" "We don't know him" "He's a sex fiend" "Only a misunderstanding" "Sit down" "Strive!" "Strive!" "Make way" "Damn him" "This way, please" "Listen to my explanation" "Don't tug at me" "Let's go" "Darling" "Darling" "What's it?" "Only a misunderstanding" "Darling, wait for me!" "Roberto, come up quick" "My wife and I are returning home" "My wife won't wait" "Where's my wife?" "Hurry up!" "All your fault" "You're strong I'm gasping" "Ladies  gentlemen, the lift-off will begin" "The wedding ceremony is unique in HK" "After exchanging wedding rings the newlyweds will take the balloon to their new home" "Let me have a drink" "Tu Tsing-tsing" "Will you marry Chen Chih-tao?" "I will" "Mr Chen, will you marry her?" "I will, I will" "Have you seen my wife?" "What?" "She's beautiful" "Have you seen my wife?" "She's thin like your wife" "Let go!" "He enjoys seducing a friend's wife" "Let go!" "I didn't." "You..." "Let's talk it over..." "Darling, bye-bye!" "I'll go and find my wife" "My wife!" "Darling!" "Bye-bye!" "Do you know how to land?" "No, no idea" "Darling, help me!" "I'm coming" "Don't be afraid!" "Darling!" "One side each..." "Darling!" "Don't be afraid!" "Darling!" "What now?" "Let's talk it over" "Don't be afraid." "Darling, I'm coming up" "Grasp at the basket" "Watch out, darling!" "Cling to me!" "Quick!" "Hold close!" "Don't fall down!" "Darling" "Please don't do that to me." "I'm tired" "Honey Darling" "It's not my fault, darling" "It's his fault" "It's your fault" "It's your fault" "It's his fault" "It's your fault" "It's..." "Bastard" "Bye" ""She kissed me"" ""But now I'm lonely"" ""I'm upset with my dry lips"" ""I can't help it"" ""I run with a hammer in hand"" ""Just want to smash the bad"" ""I can't forget the past"" ""I can't get her out of my mind"" ""I'm used to her caress"" ""Her toe touching my leg"" ""She kissed me"" ""But now I'm lonely"" ""Touching my legs with my hands"" ""I'm still lonely"" ""I'm still lonely""