"We check our watches now and then, to see what time it is..." "But so what?" "What is good this minute doesn't mean it'll last, and bad things don't last forever either..." "Nothing in life is predictable, except we never treasure what we have this very moment... well, are they shooting the commercial at our school or not?" "Forget it!" "So what if they come?" "Think they'll let us join in?" "Let's go grab a VCD instead!" "Those are the bastards!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Hold it right there!" "Stop running!" "Who says mobs are not allowed to fight before lunch?" "Why?" "Why huh?" "Just look at your sorry state!" "You're all like dead fish!" "You shouldn't have summoned us so early, Razor." "What on earth you are saying?" "!" "Never heard of a schoolboy wanting to attend classes..." "Right?" "What are schools for if there are no students?" "Cut the crap!" "I've heard that they're making a commercial in our school today!" "Don't tell me that you don't fancy Charlene?" "But Gillian is the one I like!" "You're so full of shit!" "Don't say that!" "Don't even think that I'm nagging you." "I only want to coach you because you show promises and talent." "I don't always waste my time." "What talent do I have?" "Painting!" "You have a great art sense!" "Really?" "Really!" "Here, just raise your skirt a little bit... so I can see those thighs... what have they got to do with painting?" "Of course there are no relations!" "But there must be balance...!" "I just need to see if you can make a good athlete as well." "Go on, higher, I'm not going to take advantage of you." "Higher..." "You piece of shit!" "I have never seen such enthusiasm for the Big Boss's war council meeting!" "Who do you take me for?" "Huh?" "A bloody fool?" "!" "It's not what you think, boss!" "Dee, Blade, wing and Song are all hosting birthday parties for their Mom." "On the same day?" "!" "Well, you see, they're blood brothers!" "They're more than just brothers-in-arms!" "I really am going to teach them a lesson this time!" "No, wait, Razor..." "Save your breath!" "Who says we cannot beat someone up in broad daylight?" "You have 30 minutes to get ready." "Just wake up!" "Truth is we don't get enough sleep, Razor." "He's right..." "and we're not even true gangsters..." "I just brew coffee!" "I cook instant noodles..." "I'm just a waiter..." "and my shift does not start until five." "I'll talk to your class tutor." "I'll sort out everything for you!" "Are you serious?" "Hey!" "Come on out!" "It's not everyday you have a new intern teacher!" "I almost got him and you screwed it all up for me!" "You're thinking of blackmailing your teacher?" "He deserves it for being a pervert!" "Just look at him!" "You attend school just for this?" "It's better than your not attending at all!" "Cut it out, she's your kid sister!" "You're not going to beat her up, are you?" "If those two scums can make it through lunch today," "I'll catch prostatitis!" "But it's not nice to pick on schoolboys, is it?" "You can pick on the principal too if you wish!" "This is wonderful!" "We think we're hitting big time at last!" "Now look what you've got me into?" "Where are your foot soldiers?" "Where's your brothers-in-arms?" "The Big Boss calls a war council and all he gets is these three goons?" "!" "We're a laughing stock now!" "If I'd known sooner, then all we need are two bicycles!" "And this is costing me a fortune!" "Since we've already splashed out on this, why don't we... why don't we what?" "Recruit some extras to make up the number!" "Extras?" "Go to hell!" "Watch it, driver!" "Wanna go to hell?" "!" "What's with all these fighting talks?" "Boss Ganker!" "Good morning!" "Wow, cool bus!" "Going sightseeing?" "What's with all these hardware?" "You want to cause trouble in my home territory?" "Not at all!" "I just need to fix the plumbing in my store!" "Hey Boss!" "Let's get to work!" "Hey kid, where you heading?" "Want to make a quick buck?" "Boss Ganker, something cooking?" "Just shut up and bring us some tea." "Broken pipes!" "Drink time!" "The usual:" "Ice cold and easy on the sugar!" "Boss..." "I want them to have great look!" "Not starving nerds like this." "Don't you get it?" "How about these two?" "I fear you may really end up catching prostatitis!" "Brother Kai!" "Brother Kai!" "Get out and make room!" "Yes Boss!" "Brother Kai... what's all these about?" "The Big Boss convenes a war council!" "Brother King!" "Brother King!" "Get out!" "Stop crowding the lift!" "How are your boys lately?" "You've got to teach them good manners!" "Brother James!" "Brother James!" "Make room for Brother James, get out!" "Move it!" "You're early for a change." "The meeting starts soon." "Brother Song!" "Brother Song!" "I think I've left something on the bus." "Let's go and fetch it." "Yes!" "Take the stairs!" "I thought we're going to fetch something." "Smarten up, won't you?" "We've not been paid yet!" "Never knew Boss Ganker is such a small fly." "Got me too." "He used to boss us around in the neighborhood." "What a feast!" "Are you sure this is a war council?" "Is someone getting married?" "Big Boss's meeting is serious business!" "Bowl, this is so cool!" "All we got to do is just hang around, and get paid two hundred dollars!" "We've to thank Razor for this!" "And we've got to meet the real Godfather, too." "We're in luck!" "Is he the one they call "Platinum" Han?" "How would I know?" "Kill, kill, kill that scum!" "Chop off his hand!" "Cut off his toes!" "Douse him with soft drink!" "When the going gets tough, the tough gets going!" "All for one!" "Boss Han..." "I'm happy to see that we unite together as one!" "Today we've been shamed!" "But we'll get even!" "Is that right?" "!" "Yeah!" "I have always been a tolerant person." "But it doesn't mean I have to take it lying down." "Is that right?" "!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Good!" "So, in that case... who will carry out this honorable duty?" "Brother Song has the strongest men." "Send someone from his clan!" "Little B has always wanted to prove himself." "I don't think we should stand in his way!" "Taipan is well known for his ferocity." "He should go, and I rest my case!" "Whoever dares to take this job from Old Craze is picking a fight with me!" "No, I think Ganker's perfect for the job." "He has the coolest head amongst us!" "Right?" "Ganker!" "Ganker!" "Even though I'd love to give it a try," "I just wouldn't want Ginger to miss this chance of a lifetime!" "Ganker!" "Ginger!" "Ginger!" "Go to hell!" "You're all pieces of shit!" "Boss Han!" "What is it?" "Be affable and courteous!" "I'm cool, but I'm worried about my wife and kids." "How can I avoid this disaster, Master Law?" "Simple rules..." "Just stay affable and courteous!" "Affable and what?" "As long as you stay calm and well mannered for two weeks, your whole family will be safe!" "That's a piece of cake;" "I'm always well mannered!" "You bunch of useless scums!" "If it's not for my courtesy campaign," "I wouldn't give a damn about any of you!" "Where were you when the going gets tough?" "Count yourself lucky!" "None of you will survive if I am my old me!" "There are rules and regulations." "But I'll never force you to do something that you don't want to." "We have our Guardian Saint with us today." "He'll witness our righteousness!" "We are a family, so for fairness's sake, we will draw lots for this job!" "Whoever draws the lot with GLORY will have the honour!" "To be fair, we all have to draw lots." "I'll go first!" "I'll draw for Boss Han." "This one is mine." "Don't be a fool!" "Do we really go for the draw?" "You're the one who complained about that woman across the street!" "Tammy was accused by her of theft, and ended up with the police." "We agreed to take revenge for Tammy." "We'll mess up her place and beat her up!" "So are you in or not?" "Remember what you promised me last year?" "What's bothering you?" "What's the time now?" "Candy, can you just get off the phone?" "Can't you see he's just fooling around with you?" "Yeah, I know." "We need someone to do the job, right?" "I heard you." "But no one will volunteer to do this." "What if that bitch got us?" "Look, there's a guy over there!" "That is one ugly guy!" "Dare to kiss him?" "Are you serious?" "!" "Who chicken out will have to do the job!" "Are you all right?" "Need some help?" "Go to hell!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Fool!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Noodle!" "The family's in trouble!" "What are you kids up to again?" "Damn it, such poor luck!" "There goes my chance to show my worth." "Hey, you, come here!" "Come here!" "What's up Boss?" "Your men?" "Yeah..." "Hey, you, come here!" "Move your asses over here and greet Boss Han!" "Getting bored, huh?" "No, not really." "He said he wanted to volunteer, but he's worried that he'd miss the draw." "Making fun of me?" "No Boss, he wouldn't dare!" "We shouldn't be taking too much of your time." "You want to volunteer for the job?" "Are you afraid that others might take your place?" "You still have a chance," "Go on, go and draw your lot!" "Let it not be, surely it can't be!" "What's your name, kid?" "My friends call me Noodle..." "How about I give you a hand?" "It's alright, Boss..." "No?" "All right then..." "Oh!" "You knew this is the wrong lot?" "Seems like you really want the job." "Go on!" "Jackpot!" "No, we were actually..." "Bowl!" "Shut up!" "There's no way back now!" "I'll see what I can do!" "You call yourself my buddy!" "?" "What's all these?" "Drew your lots already?" "Boss Han is a meticulous person!" "There's another lot that says "MISSION"." "Should something happen to our first choice, we still have a backup!" "Since you two are buddies, it's your turn!" "Need a hand?" "This one!" "Jackpot!" "Yeah!" "These two kids are set for glory!" "Boss Han, they're from my clan!" "My name's Ganker." "My men call me Old Ganker." "Old Ganker, that's me!" "Glorious Mission!" "Glorious Mission!" "We don't even belong to the family!" "We were just paid extras!" "He paid us a few hundred bucks just to hang around!" "Glorious Mission!" "Glorious Mission!" "The Mission is simple!" "There's this guy called Serpent." "He's been a real pain-in-the-butt, and messed up several of our men!" "You go chop off his hand!" "He is protected by bodyguards round the clock." "It's hard to get near him." "However..." "He'll leave his massage parlor every morning at six ...and walk down an alley on his own." "His bodyguards will meet him up around the corner." "The walk through the alley takes only 30 seconds..." "You'll ambush him by six in the morning!" "Here's $300,000 to take care of your folks." "Noodle, Bowl!" "I'm Noodle!" "I'm Bowl!" "No difference!" "Listen kids, it's a man's duty to take care of his family." "The money is for your families." "Just in case things go wrong and life can get tough for them." "Don't blow them away, you hear me?" "Got it..." "But Boss, we are actually..." "Listen to me!" "Those who can't cook are not real women, and those had not been to jail aren't true men!" "If you get caught," "Just think of prison as a boarding school." "Wow, there's so much money!" "What are you doing?" "Tell me what you are doing!" "Put it down!" "Down!" "Can't you see we're having a meeting?" "You think it's funny?" "How dare for you to barge in like this?" "You know what money is this?" "Didn't they teach you manners?" "I'm asking you a question!" "Boss Han, I'm just..." "Stop calling my name!" "You haven't answered my question!" "Where's your manners?" "Boss Han." "And what's your problem?" "Affable and courteous!" "Affable and courteous!" "Am I not affable?" "I didn't even prick her eyeballs!" "Consider yourself lucky that I've got to behave properly." "That's why I didn't try any harder." "You don't get so lucky everyday." "Am I not nice and affable?" "Am I not kind?" "Yes, of course you are!" "See, she admitted herself!" "You're right, Boss!" "Boss, it's the song you've chosen." "You're affable and courteous too..." "Sure." "Let's listen." "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "This is what Boss sings!" "Let's listen." "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Congratulation!" "Great... better than Hacken Lee." "Great... better than Hacken Lee." "What?" "Better than Hacken Lee?" "Do you know our releationship?" "Who is Hacken Lee?" "I don't know." "Do you know?" "No, I don't." "Let me tell you." "He's my idol." "How do you know I'm learning from him?" "Congratulations!" "Right..." "Encore, boss!" "Cool." "I've finally found those who like my voice." "Take the belongings." "Let's play overnight." "Go... why don't you settle the bill!" "?" "Check sir?" "After discount, the bill comes to $28,800." "There goes $28,800!" "We can drink ourselves silly elsewhere with that!" "Hi!" "It's Bowl!" "Wanna come out?" "What?" "We have loads of cash!" "Our treat!" "If you have loads of cash, then I am a billionaire!" "I'm serious!" "Save it!" "Hello!" "Hello?" "Hello, Pizza?" "It's me, Bowl." "Wanna have some fun?" "How come there is only $269,200 left?" "Nobody wants to come out." "They all think I'm kidding." "Fools!" "Where's Ling?" "Ling has visiting relatives." "How about Forty?" "Forty?" "Don't know where he is." "No answer." "Now we are loaded but no friends, what should we do with the money?" "The Boss said this is for our folks!" "For our families?" "What about your grandmother?" "Forget her." "Every time she sees me, she either screams or nags at me." "I don't owe her anything." "But my father does." "I thought your father's dead." "He is to me, anyway." "He ran off with his mistress!" "At least I don't have to stand his pathetic sight." "But my mom was stupid enough to kill herself for him." "I can never tell what's in a woman's mind." "Let's talk about something else." "Give it to your kid sister then." "I'd rather spend it myself." "How about your mother?" "My mom?" "She's doing great and doesn't need the money." "Then how come she works night shift all the time?" "Look, we haven't even started spending." "Let's go and have some fun!" "Fun?" "What kind of fun?" "Whatever our money can buy!" "Let's not worry about it... we can start with a real decent meal!" "Right on!" "Yeah!" "Are you done with your phone yet?" "Obviously your guy is dating another girl." "You'll keep your promise, won't you?" "The loser has to steal some clothes!" "Are you going to keep your promise?" "You sworn the other day!" "You said you'd wish time could stand still!" "You are making me lose face!" "I just can't leave my friend on his own." "Don't be unreasonable." "Where are you now?" "I'm keeping Andy company in Cheung Chau." "In Cheung Chau?" "Yap!" "How come there's traffic?" "Oh, I can hardly hear you now." "Can't hear me?" "I'll come to look for you!" "I got to go now." "Andy's not right!" "Bye." "So are you going or not?" "It's no big deal!" "Hey!" "Thief!" "Stupid bitch!" "Oops!" "Take that!" "How old are you, kid?" "Don't drink if you can't hold your liquor!" "It is such a waste!" "Serves you right!" "Just mind your own business!" "You're so rude, Cabbie!" "Driving a cab is a skilled profession, too!" "We are good atjudging people." "What are two kids doing in the middle of the night?" "Odd jobs?" "Keep the change!" "Wow!" "Told you we are good judges of people!" "I can tell that you are rich!" "Where's your Mercedes?" "Want me to drop you off?" "Want me to wait here for you?" "Just leave!" "Leave!" "Oops!" "Is he dead?" "Noodle!" "Wake up!" "Hey, wake up!" "Please don't die on me!" "You promised we'd run a penny arcade together!" "You say we'd get married on the same day, remember?" "You said you wanted to hold Gillian's hand," "No need to get over-excited!" "What's up?" "I thought he's dead!" "You're not that drunk, are you?" "Wake up." "We've still got a lot of cash to burn." "We still got more than two hundred thousand!" "You're such a loser!" "From high noon to death wish, the past 12 hours was like a nightmare." "If the hangover would just go on for another 6 hours..." "I don't even want to think about it." "I don't want to wake up..." "Quit daydreaming!" "You're not that cool!" "They wouldn't have to resort to drawing lots if it was an easy job, and the Boss wouldn't be paying us three hundred grand!" "So what can we do?" "You never had any bright idea!" "I always count on you." "How about returning the cash?" "Are you sure that you're not mental?" "Didn't you see how awful the Boss can be?" "One wrong word and we'll be dead!" "What can we do?" "My head is still in a spin!" "Okay, since there are two of us, we can set an ambush!" "We'll find ourselves a steel chain, and tie it to a cart, when he appears, you'll... wait!" "What now?" "Your pose is so cool!" "Really?" "Let me see..." "Awesome!" "Just like Kill Bill!" "Your turn to shoot me!" "One more shot!" "Why must I squat like this?" "You'll get a better angle that way!" "Just shoot it!" "Why do I always have to do the donkey's work?" "I want to look cool too!" "You dare to do the hit yourself?" "He would have been tripped over!" "But the cell phone is mine!" "In that case I've nothing else to say!" "Delete them and just forget it!" "Hey, wait!" "I don't even know what Serpent looks like." "No... where are you going?" "Go ask Ganker!" "Need a cab?" "Get on!" "Hello, Brother Ganker?" "It's me, Bowl!" "There's something that I want to ask you." "We want to know what Serpent looks like!" "Go ask Rotten Keung, he knows better!" "Rotten Keung?" "He has taken a picture once with Serpent!" "We're here..." "It seems that we are being surrounded by brothels!" "Move on and stop talking!" "Have you ever been to one?" "One what?" "Brothel!" "With my look, I don't need to." "What about you?" "I'm saving my first night for Gillian!" "Hey kids, what are you doing here so late?" "This guy's so rude!" "We are here for women, is that okay with you?" "I'm from the vice squad!" "Leave these two punks to me!" "Check them out!" "ID... wow!" "Aren't you a bit young for the brothels?" "It's not what you think, sir." "We're justjoking with that stupid looking guy!" "Making fun of an officer?" "What are you doing out so late?" "Looking for someone!" "Who are you looking for?" "Rotten Keung..." "Are you related?" "Don't know him at all!" "Don't know him?" "By the wall!" "What have we done now, officer?" "A body search!" "We are good citizens!" "Sure you are... what's in this package?" "Stop making fun of us, officer." "I'm not kidding, I'm on duty now!" "That's not what I meant." "We really appreciate what you guys do." "My childhood ambition is... to become a good and righteous policeman!" "Is that so?" "Sure!" "Especially a uniformed police officer." "You look fantastic in your uniform!" "To protect and serve, forjustice and honor..." "That's right!" "I have never seen an officer look as good as you!" "Just look at you, fit as a fiddle!" "Right?" "You look more handsome than..." "Andy Lau!" "Now that you mentioned it... sharper than Andy Lau!" "Look at those cuffs..." "Have you quite finished?" "Stop changing the subject, but you did make some valid points." "David, get to work!" "Yes, sir!" "Don't let me run into you around here again!" "Phew!" "We'll be in big trouble if we end up in the station!" "Move on!" "Out of the way!" "Do you know where Rotten Keung is?" "Let's go and look for him!" "You are Rotten Keung?" "He's at the back!" "Rotten Keung?" "At the end of the queue!" "Rotten Keung?" "At the back!" "Are you Rotten Keung?" "Rotten Keung?" "You Rotten Keung?" "!" "Who wants to know?" "Brother Ganker sent us;" "He said you've taken a photo with Serpent!" "Stop fooling around, I thought you guys are cops!" "Please help us!" "That photo is vital to us!" "You are having me on, kid!" "Come on, Rotten Keung!" "My Mom doesn't know I run a brothel!" "I'll be in deep trouble if the press takes my picture!" "Please help!" "Oh alright!" "I give up!" "Go to the underground casino in wanchai, the picture's right there in the office." "Go find it for yourself!" "Thanks a lot!" "Kids, get out of the way!" "Stop being a nuisance." "Even if we found the photo, we still may not know what Serpent looks like." "But Bowl is so serious about it." "I know he wants to do something." "It beats just standing there in fear." "Knowing that one is about to die." "It is amazing how quickly your mind can work." "What are you thinking about?" "Nothing..." "just wondering what the casino is all about." "Just an underground casino." "Right." "Okay." "Come on." "God of Gamblers may come today." "And Saint of Gamblers too." "Really?" "Hold on." "Ladies and Gentlemen. 5 As!" "Please don't do it." "I've never been beaten up." "You don't dare?" "Try to see if you'd be kicked out." "I'm just thinking." "You have been thinking of it for years." "Sorry." "This is my hope." "My will!" "So underground casinos do exist in Hong Kong!" "Hey, Noodle!" "No!" "You know what I had in mind?" "I know you want to play God of Gamblers!" "Right?" "Since we don't have a better way to spent our money..." "Please say yes!" "Can I just be cool for once?" "But we need to save the money for our families!" "Cut the crap and save your breath!" "Look..." "Are we brothers?" "We're looking for a photo." "Hey, Bowl!" "That's for real?" "You think this is counterfeit money?" "They are all real, my friend!" "You wanna go double or nothing?" "$50,000!" "Want to split?" "Split the two aces!" "Four aces!" "Split?" "Split them!" "Bowl!" "Relax!" "There are 128 royals and tens in eight packs of cards." "I can't lose!" "Split!" "Royal!" "No!" "3,4,5 and 6?" "What's wrong with these cards?" "Forget it, Bowl!"" "All right, double or nothing!" "Want to carry on?" "Another ten grand, split them!" "Four aces again?" "Still want to split?" "But you are running out of cash!" "Says who?" "You wait while I make a call!" "Let me make a call." "Boss?" "I'm going..." "Since we're such bosom friends, let's not talk about money," "Here's $300 for the road..." "For the road?" "Take it, I'm most affable these days;" "No need to show any gratitude!" "Take a cab and go straight home." "Something terrible may happen in wanchai later..." "Yes, Boss Han!" "Son of a bitch!" "May!" "May..." "Hello?" "Bowl?" "Which Bowl?" "I need to borrow three hundred grand!" "I'm serious Boss!" "If you don't lend us the money and we run out of cash, you'll only force us into hiding..." "You can run but you can't hide!" "Do you know what will happen if you now quit?" "All right, forget it." "You're in luck this time!" "I've got to be affable!" "You can have the loan." "But business is business," "I'll be charging interest!" "Sure!" "No problem!" "Hey, Boss Han is on the line!" "Right..." "Yes, boss!" "So?" "It's okay!" "Now there's cash to split the aces!" "So?" "Split them of course!" "You got to be kidding?" "16 aces?" "Split them all!" "Split!" "No way!" "Eight packs of cards, 32 aces, and I got them all!" "Nobody's going believe this!" "Want to continue splitting?" "Split!" "All right!" "Hit them!" "Show all!" "Royal!" "Royal!" "Royal!" "Am I not the God of Gamblers?" "Yeah!" "What?" "!" "You lost four hundred grand in one hand?" "Here you go, kids;" "Do yourself a favour and leave!" "You're lucky that Boss Han owns this joint;" "Or else you won't live to see daylight!" "But we played a fair game with no tricks!" "Just learn to quit while you're ahead!" "Here's the photo that you want." "That's Serpent in the middle!" "Which one is he, then?" "The one in the middle!" "But which one?" "Whatever!" "Does it really matter?" "Does it?" "Now what should we do with all these extra cash?" "What should we do?" "We are now filthy rich!" "Everybody..." "Let's go!" "Yeah!" "Noodle, let's play a game!" "Could we buy a school with $800,000?" "The good thing about fantasy is that it is free!" "But I could, I'll take out a contract on that stupid form tutor!" "Let's repay the loan to Boss Han first!" "You must be out of your mind?" "Anyway, we're going to die or end up in jail." "Why should we worry about repaying the loan?" "That's a fair point!" "You're pretty smart this time..." "This place is so off the beaten track!" "But I'm guided by my sixth sense!" "Hey!" "That's Gillian!" "Really?" "There..." "See the little one?" "Right..." "Let's take a closer look..." "Hold on!" "Making movies is no big deal!" "But we've got to find the right approach." "Is that necessary?" "Just stop complaining!" "You had fun as a gambling god, now's my turn!" "What do you have in mind?" "You want to be the lead actor?" "Of course not!" "But, come to think of it... it'll be really cool to act along side Gillian." "Don't you agree?" "I don't think they can refuse $500,000 from us to shoot a scene..." "Here's $400,000." "We'll pay the balance when we get the copy..." "Boss, boss..." "I know..." "Those are the kids who want to appear in our film?" "Add a scene?" "I'm an artist for crying out loud!" "Either you do it or I'll do it myself!" "But we've got to bring in the scriptwriter..." "Are you kidding?" "I'm not a whore you know... and I wasn't even paid..." "So do you want to be paid or not?" "It would be nice." "So, what do you have in mind?" "How about Judge Bao?" "He's tanned." "I think he's cool!" "What about me?" "You'll play the judge's bodyguard." "He's cool too!" "Zhao, the Royal Cat?" "Great!" "The Royal Cat!" "Don't you think... it's a bit weird?" "But it's a fantasy!" "But fantasy doesn't sound right for this film." "Hey, I'm talking to you!" "If it's a fantasy sequence, then it doesn't have to make sense." "We like to discuss it with our agent first." "I forgot how to write the character "less"." "Which "less"?" "Less as in "lesser"." "Oh, I see..." "How do you do?" "I'm Noodle!" "Hi How are you?" "We need to go and put on more makeup." "Bye" "I held her hand!" "Ready!" "Action!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help us!" "What should we do?" "If only Judge Bao and his bodyguard are here!" "There's Judge Bao!" "You're right!" "Zhao, did you hear someone screaming for help?" "Yes, I did!" "Judge Bao!" "Save us, Judge Bao!" "How do you know that I am Judge Bao?" "But who else could have such a nice tan!" "Well said!" "My dear ladies..." "Director, "ladies" here doesn't sound right..." "It's all right, we'll dub it later!" "You're unbelievable!" "It was you who said not to take it seriously." "I don't think this is right, Director." "Zhao uses a saber, not a sword." "Special effects will take care of it." "Carry on, action!" "Dear ladies..." "You need not be afraid!" "Tell me what happened?" "We're being chased by a villain!" "Really?" "Who dares to be so unlawful?" "Director, the word "unlawful" doesn't sound right either." "I know, I know." "Just carry on." "Really, Director, I prefer using a saber." "Right!" "Should we do another take?" "Director, just hold everything for the moment!" "So...?" "Remember we've paid for this!" "I rather use a saber." "Just give it to him." "This is getting out of hand." "We'll get our agent to look at this." "Surely this can't be released!" "I never want to do this in the first place, whose brilliant idea was it?" "I haven't slept for over thirty hours..." "Treat this as a break, things will be fine when you awake." "Judge Bao, you're such a great cool guy!" "Too bad that I'm already married;" "You should not have fallen for me!" "Cut!" "That's a great take!" "Isn't it over the board?" "Certainly not!" "It's fantasy!" "All right Twins, that's a wrap!" "But there are shots missing!" "What do you mean?" "We're done." "The kissing shots." "Oh yes!" "Camera over here!" "Wait, Gillian you still have to do an insert." "I don't mind if you're a married man." "All I want is a good memory!" "What memory?" "To prove that you love me!" "What kind of proof?" "Kiss kiss!" "Kiss kiss?" "Yes!" "Kiss kiss!" "Just how much passion is there in this world?" "If you insist, I'm only too happy to oblige!" "Not me..." "Give him a smooch!" "Him?" "I'll be very touched by your courage!" "Director, the dialogue has changed!" "It's wonderful!" "The changes are great." "Such passion!" "Go on!" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Bowl!" "Stop dreaming!" "She's just fooling with you!" "Just let me kiss you once!" "Wake up!" "Gillian always lies to you!" "Just give me one kiss!" "Snap out of it!" "For my future's sake, for my first kiss with Gillian... just let me kiss you once!" "Back off!" "This is not funny!" "Snap out of it!" "Stop it!" "Must you kiss that hard?" "Don't be a spoilt sport." "We're friends after all!" "We spent a fortune for nothing!" "At least we have a good memory!" "Memory?" "Some memory indeed!" "I'll remember this for life!" "You scum!" "We need somewhere to stash up the cash." "Wow!" "What a waste!" "Sorry Sir, I'm about to quit..." "You shouldn't feel sorry for yourself?" "It's him again!" "Not so fast!" "Go freshen up and we'll talk!" "Come on." "Over here!" "Come on!" "Sir..." "Please let me go, sir!" "Are you done yet?" "Saline's good for you!" "Give me a break, sir!" "You must be the most useless person in town!" "Subsidizing your addiction with social security." "Wasting taxpayers' money!" "While honest citizens like us toil to make ends meet." "I go on foot patrol... till my feet are swollen... and all you do is to break the law." "Officer..." "You again?" "Hands over your head!" "I didn't see or hear anything, sir!" "On your head!" "Come on out!" "Freeze!" "Where did you get all those money?" "We won them on the gambling table!" "I've never heard that you could win at gambling!" "It not what you think, sir!" "You're on your own?" "Where's your pal?" "Back home sleeping!" "Guess you need some freshening up, too..." "I'm fine!" "Move on!" "Move on!" "Stupid cop!" "Ass holes!" "Grab his handcuff!" "You made us do this!" "Let me go!" "Or you'll be in big trouble!" "Oh yeah?" "You don't know what's in store for you!" "I can't breathe!" "Take that bag off my head." "We can talk!" "What can you do except bullying kids and junkies?" "What else do you know?" "Is it right for him to take drugs?" "Is it right for you to wander around late at night, with a few hundred thousand dollars in cash?" "Let me go!" "Or you'll be in big trouble once we're back at the station!" "Who are you trying to kid?" "Anyway we are incorrigible!" "What are you up to now?" "Am I cool or not?" "Not bad at all." "Let me try." "Give it back to me!" "Looks pretty good!" "Knock it off, man!" "Cops don't have long hair!" "Says who?" "You're out of your mind!" "What do you want?" "This is not going to be good!" "You're wearing the belt on the wrong side." "The pants are too short for you!" "Short?" "Don't think so!" "That's fashion!" "You get the cool uniform!" "But what about me?" "Can't help it, the uniform suits me better!" "Go to hell!" "I don't give a damn!" "I'll take the gun." "I can be a CID!" "Look, cool!" "Let's go on the beat!" "Great!" "I don't think that's a very good idea!" "Hey, old lady, we'll give you a hand!" "It's all right, we got it!" "I'll look out for you!" "Let's do some graffiti." "How do you spell "tortoise"?" "Just draw a turtle!" "Lucy's mine tonight!" "I'm not nick-named wanchai Romeo for nothing!" "That's just sour grapes." "Sure I haven't touch any girl before." "But it doesn't mean that I'm no good!" "Anyway, tonight's the night!" "I'll be called King of the Studs from tomorrow." "Got to go now." "Bye..." "Damn cat!" "Trying to scare me?" "Let me give you a shower!" "Go get lost!" "Hey, punk, are you drunk?" "No, sir..." "It's you two clowns again!" "You're pretty tough, calling us names!" "You must be out of your mind." "You're asking for it." "I can't entertain you tonight!" "Cops on duty!" "Kiss the wall and spread those legs!" "I have no problem hugging the wall." "But I can't spread my legs." "Are you trying to bargain with us?" "You want me to believe that's a real gun?" "You want me to try it on you?" "I'm inconvenient." "Let's talk tomorrow..." "Hit the wall, you will be body searched!" "You have the right to remain silent, but whatever you said may be used against you in a court of law!" "What do you want, officers?" "I've got urgent business tonight!" "If you were not looking to beat us up, we wouldn't be in this fine mess now." "So much trouble is awaiting us." "I've already been told off by my Dad, for sending our chefs and waiters after you today." "All because of that dollar yesterday?" "It's a matter of principle, like you said." "Just leave it to me!" "You can't even count!" "Hold it there!" "Stop running!" "You will fight me over a dollar?" "Isn't that what you are trying to do?" "It's all a matter of principle!" "Go to hell!" "Ahh!" "My ear!" "Here's your dollar, we're even!" "Stop treating us like beggars!" "We're rich!" "What exactly do you want, sir?" "What do we want?" "What do we want?" "On your knees and beg for forgiveness!" "Playing games?" "But I'm not free tonight!" "Stop pushing me around!" "Hey, You'd better not move!" "Or I'll shoot!" "Hey, he's shot!" "Relax!" "Chill!" "I'm not shot." "I've just been caught by my zipper!" "You're bleeding!" "I told you but you wouldn't believe me!" "Sure you can handle it?" "You're bleeding like mad!" "Get an ambulance!" "Sure!" "But there's blood everywhere!" "It's OK!" "Just try not to look." "You'll feel better by not looking." "But the truth is... if you don't stop the bleeding, you're going to die!" "That serious?" "I can't bare to look." "Please do me a favour." "Check it out for me!" "So?" "The zipper has caught the flesh." "There's a nasty hole and blood is pouring out..." "It's disgusting!" "Guess we have to free the zip first!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "It hurts like hell!" "I didn't even touch you!" "Wait, give me something to bite on!" "Here!" "Bite the baton!" "Relax!" "I haven't even started!" "You haven't?" "Not yet!" "Are you sure?" "I got it!" "Lucy..." "I usually feel lost at the night." "I can't sleep, always looking for places to hang out." "This and that..." "The hardest thing is to fall asleep." "But it's funny how time flew by tonight." "You are always after me... and treat me like a dog." "Want to freshen up?" "This is awful!" "What have I done wrong?" "It must be payback time?" "I've been a cop so long and I know all the tricks." "I've got a car and a home." "But they're all mortgaged to the bank... and I still owe them millions!" "Life is hell!" "This must be bad karma." "Sorry, I fired a shot!" "That is bad news!" "But no one's hurt!" "Now that's a relief!" "Brother:" "I feel like dying, farewell." "Sis." "My cell phone is out of battery, I need change to make a call!" "We don't take thousand-dollar bills!" "But I've just bought over $900 worth of goods;" "Can't you just give me one dollar in change?" "Told you I don't take thousand-dollar bills!" "My sister's life is in danger!" "I don't know where she is!" "I need to call her, don't you understand?" "I don't take thousand dollar bills, do you understand?" "Okay, you give me a dollar coin!" "And I'll give you $1,000 in exchange!" "And you want me to believe this is real money?" "A dollar for a thousand, you think I'm an idiot?" "Noodle, stop messing around!" "Get a cab, I think I know where she is..." "This is crazy!" "We can't even make a phone call with all these money!" "What a coincidence!" "It's him again." "You really know where my sister is?" "Just a wild guess!" "No harm trying." "Step on it please, cabbie!" "Life is at stake!" "Didn't you hear the news?" "Something's happening in wanchai soon!" "Not sure what that could be, though." "It'd be another showdown between rival gangs." "It's no big deal as it happens all the time." "Mind the road!" "Young man, control your temper!" "Or you'll get acnes!" "My sister is threatening to kill herself!" "Please go faster!" "What's the matter with you?" "Your mom was a nut case." "You're next?" "I want to die!" "Give it back to me!" "Are you out of your mind?" "It's none of your business!" "His promises were all lies!" "Am I still your brother?" "Go away!" "I'm asking you, am I still your brother?" "Get lost!" "Are you on drugs?" "Get lost!" "I'm asking you, are you on drugs?" "Go away!" "Get lost!" "I'm asking you a question, are you on drugs?" "Go away!" "He was so romantic to me, kept everything I gave him." "Our first movie tickets, the Game-boy I gave him for birthday," "the menu that we drew on when we shared our first dinner," "And even the paper tissue I gave him... when he hurt himself during a football game." "We had a memorable night." "But they were all lies!" "Did you sleep with him that night?" "I almost did." "What's that got to do with you?" "He's obviously trying to trick you!" "You read about these scoundrels all the time!" "Do you really believe him?" "And you even want to die for him?" "Give it back to me!" "The hell with you!" "Wake up!" "When a guy is going after a girl, he'll promise anything!" "You would!" "But not Billy!" "Just snap out of this!" "When are you going to wake up?" "I'll hose you till you snap out of it!" "Wake up!" "Open your eyes!" "Are you awake yet?" "I'm asking you a question!" "I'm asking you a question!" "It's all over for me and your elder brother." "We want you to do well at school." "We don't want you to mess around with those punks!" "I don't want you to become a loser like us!" "Can't you see what's right and wrong?" "If you want so much to die?" "Go ahead!" "I've talked to my sister, she wants to go visit grandmother!" "I feel like going home to check on my mom, too." "We'll meet here an hour from now." "The Elderly Centre" "Your grandmother?" "She passed away two months ago!" "So you'd only just thought of her?" "These are her belongings." "We would have dumped them in another month!" "That must be a present for you from granny!" "Been hanging around the arcades again?" "I can't never figure you out." "Don't you find it boring at those game arcades?" "Have you eaten?" "Want some fried noodle?" "Here, you have always wanted to go to France..." "This money..." "Don't ask, they are properly earned!" "Where are you going?" "It's alright... where did you get the money?" "I said it's all right." "I don't want your money." "Take it back!" "You're scaring me!" "Why do I have to work so hard?" "I want you to have a good life!" "I can't keep you in the dark." "You knew very well the kind ofjob that I do." "But why am I doing it?" "What for?" "What for?" "You think I can get rich doing that?" "You think I really want to go to France?" "Son, you listen!" "I have never been to school, but I can still bring you up properly!" "I just don't want you to..." "I'm pleading you!" "Son..." "Shit!" "Your granny gave you this?" "This is so out-dated!" "Is it all right for us to leave just like this?" "Or should we sacrifice ourselves knowing it's certain death?" "That is foolish!" "The Big Boss will kill us!" "That's why we have to run!" "Maybe someone will bump Han off soon." "Or maybe the cops will get him first!" "I've got a terrible premonition!" "Relax!" "We've got enough cash to hide for a month." "China's cheap too!" "Not this, I'm talking about you!" "There's something wrong with you!" "How did you get on with your mom?" "Everything's fine." "I don't want to talk about it!" "I need to go to pee..." "I have never taken any responsibility before in my life." "Just let me be once." "Forgive me, Bowl." "What you doing?" "Why didn't you pass out?" "Have you gone mad?" "You're crazy!" "If we go like this, we'll both die." "You must have gone totally bonkers!" "What are you doing?" "I've never made a decision before." "I've never seen you behaving so silly." "We could easily end up in jail!" "Han doesn't give us three hundred grand for nothing." "There must be a reason why!" "You miss your mom." "And you're in love with my sister!" "You think I'll feel good if you get yourself killed?" "If he finds us, we'll both be dead!" "You stupid pea-brain!" "Gently!" "Bastard, you've cut me!" "I didn't mean to, they usually go down after one blow in movies!" "You stupid fool!" "Hey!" "Stop it!" "Sorry!" "I've always thought that you're brave and gutsy!" "It was all a smokescreen... we're going down anyway, might as well say what we want now or never!" "You leave my watch alone!" "I've asked my sister to meet you there." "Express your true feeling!" "If you miss the boat now, you'll regret it for life!" "Stop dallying, get over there!" "Go on!" "Hi!" "You're here..." "Yeah..." "My brother said you have something to say to me..." "Really?" "But he said you have something to say to me!" "So he lied to me?" "!" "And he lied to me too!" "So... that is it, then." "Good bye!" "You really have nothing to say to me?" "Actually there is!" "But..." "But... when your brother said you tried to kill yourself," "I knew you'd be here." "Really?" "How would you know?" "I saw you passed by every day, when we were attending different schools." "You were spying on me?" "Not really." "I used to live just around the corner!" "I've got something to show you!" "The tree is going to fall, stop shaking it!" "Wait for me!" "What are you doing up there?" "It's all right!" "I won't be long!" "Don't climb any higher!" "Come on down!" "It's all right!" "Just wait a little while longer!" "Forget it, I don't feel for you at all!" "Don't waste any more effort!" "You're my brother's buddy, that's why I play with you." "My brother said you fancy me, and he told me to play along with you." "Truth is my brother wants me to keep you here!" "I have no feeling for you at all!" "I've always thought you're brave and gutsy!" "It was all a smokescreen!" "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "How would I know that you really like me?" "I don't!" "It's all your brother's plan!" "I know you're still thinking about your boyfriend now." "But things are forever changing." "What are you talking about?" "Sometimes, even a fleeting moment of happiness can last forever!" "Noodle!" "Noodle!" "Noodle!" "Noodle!" "Over here!" "Trying to play games with me again?" "Candy just can't do anything right!" "Why do you keep fooling around with me?" "What if you got killed?" "You think I'll be happy if you die alone?" "No, it's only..." "You piece of shit!" "But we're dead anyway!" "Han said he had left a knife here." "But I can't find it anywhere!" "The knife is over here!" "How would I know he'd wrap it in newspaper!" "Superhero, can you handle this alone?" "Hey, this isn't a bushido blade!" "Shut up!" "The clock will strike six soon!" "You readjusted my watch, you idiot!" "You all right?" "Bring the steel chain over here now!" "All right, all right!" "Where's the cart?" "What should we do?" "Put it here!" "When you go for it, hit him as hard as you whacked me." "I'd appreciate it!" "Relax, I'll be cruel!" "I've tried to share with her my dream," "Supper with her, I guess you can call that love" "My heart turns to jelly when I whisper her name" "But I feel it's wrong for me to even touch her hands" "Call me a dreamer, for all I care" "That's the feeling I'm looking for" "Then she goes a distant way" "And I'm still standing, waiting" "First love never last, they say" "Dream another dream, its over" "I took my time, and she's gone" "Maybe I'm the one to blame" "To lost a true love, how foolish can I be?" "I don't even know anymore" "Come back to me once more" "Raise your head, someone is expecting you." "Is it my destiny, or her unchained melody" "Call me a dreamer, for all I care" "That's the feeling I'm looking for" "Then she goes a distant way" "And I'm still standing, waiting" "First love never last, they say" "Dream another dream, its over" "I took my time, and she's gone" "Maybe I'm the one to blame" "To lost a true love, how foolish can I be" "I don't even know anymore" "Come back to me once more" "Is it my destiny, or her unchained melody" "First love never last, they say" "Dream another dream, its over" "I took my time, and she's gone" "Maybe I'm the one to blame" "To lost a true love, how foolish can I be" "I don't even know anymore" "Come back to me once more" "Is it my destiny, or her unchained melody" "Shit!" "Why is he running at full speed?" "Maybe he knows our plot!" "There's no turning back now!" "Get ready!" "Turns out that the cops were staging an operation." "We made up a simple story, that Bowl and I saw a streaker." "We tried to stop him, and held up Serpent's escape, just long enough for the cops to nab him." "We were nobody before." "So who'd have thought in the matter of seconds, we became award-winning model citizens!" "Hey!" "It's showtime!" "Judge Bao, I didn't know you're so brave and strong!" "Really?" "Yeah!"