"ARGONAUTS S.A. PRESENT..." "A FILM BY YANNIS ECONOMIDES" "KNIFER" "On Sunday, Trikala have their last chance to stay in the League." "Without any room for error, they're playing against Kavala which is only a step away from entering the finals." "Trikala vs Kavala, Sunday 730 pm from the basketball court live on National Television." "How do you see this glass?" "Half full or half empty?" "." "LIGNITE CENTRE WEST MACEDONIA" "Stay still..." "Okay, okay..." "Come on now!" "Rena!" "Rena!" "You've fucked up my life!" "You've fucked up my life!" "I'll fuck up your life!" "I'll fuck your cunt!" "Just like you fucked me!" "Rena, you bitch!" "Rena, you bitch!" "I will fuck you!" "What have you done?" "." "Stop moaning on top of everything, come on!" "No, no, give it here, for Petraki." "Come on, eat your meat." "That's the way!" "Yeah?" "." "Yeah, it's me." "Fuck everything!" "Fuck it all and come down to me." "What do you mean?" "." "Come to my place." "Come and stay with us at our house." "Fuck it all and come down to our house." "I've got a job for you too." "Ok, we'll see..." "What's there to see, hey?" "." "Niko, it's just us left in the family now." "I'm your father's brother!" "Why don't you listen to me?" "." "Why are you upsetting me now?" "." "I tell you, fuck it all and come down!" "To work, to live, to breath, you fool!" "You'll rot here, just like your father did." "You'll die like a dog, you loser." "You're nothing but a loser!" "Why not, Niko?" "." "Why?" "." "Why not, you son of a bitch?" "." "You'll get 800 a month." "Plus food and you'll have the studio downstairs." "You'll fuck, you'll screw, you'll do whatever you want!" "Take the fucking bike too, to get around, you dickhead!" "Take the keys to my place too." "Is it too much to ask?" "." "Look at me, uncle." "Come off it!" "Look at me, uncle!" "I'm looking at you, you prick." "Do I look like a dog guard to you?" "." "What's he supposed to look like?" "." "What's a dog guard supposed to look like?" "." "You won't have to do anything!" "Nothing at all!" "I just need someone around to keep an eye on the house." "The motherfuckers, the Albanians, will take revenge on me!" "Yeah, right..." "You have no idea, Niko." "Come on, just because you fought with the neighbours they're going to poison your dogs?" "." "Get a grip!" "You have no idea, Niko." "You have no idea." "I watch my back, what else can I do?" "." "With the fucking mess I'm in." "Make peace with them and get this over with." "What are you saying?" "." "With them?" "." "Why not?" "." "Because I don't want to." "Because they can't be trusted, that's why!" "They're fucking snakes in the grass!" "Do you know what that means?" "." "They're like fucking snakes in the grass." "Gogo." "If they're going to get you, they're going to get you." "It could be in one, it could be in ten years." "Guarding the dogs makes no difference, I'm telling you." "Gogo baby..." "Come over here, join us." "Come and sit with us, have something to eat." "What the fuck is wrong with us?" "." "Do we stink?" "." "What's wrong with us?" "." "Come and sit here with us." "Gogo, can't you hear me?" "." "I'm talking to you!" "I'm fine, Aleko..." "I'm ok, baby, relax." "I've already eaten, I'm not hungry, I'm ok." "Come on, get up." "Get going, come on, it's one o'clock and I need to unwind." "Get up, don't you get it?" "." "Shut the fuck up!" "Go back to your shop!" "Your hole!" "Do you hear me?" "." "I'm telling you for the last time!" "I'm going to burn the lot of you!" "You've become the caretaker, taking us all for a ride in here!" "You are stealing, that's all you are good for!" "You are in there to cheat us." "That's what I say!" "That's what I reckon!" "You better get down here to pick up the dog shit outside my shop." "Do as I say, before I get up there and burn the house down!" "Explain that to me, because I'm missing something." "So, you'll play it wise guys again and fix the matches." "That's what the losers say." "How many cups can a club win?" "." "You have to get yourself a decent team first." "AEK is the greatest soccer team, you stupid fuck!" "AEK rules!" "You mean this year's line up?" "." "We had the best performance." "Do you mean last year?" "." "This year you came 17th, I think..." "AEK has ruled for 5 years." "Really?" "." "When?" "." "Since you last had a job, that's when!" "Ages ago!" "Off you go, girl!" "You dickhead don't you even think about leaving the dogs on their own." "Those scumbags are out there." "The dogs are never to be left on their own." "Don't you trust me?" "." "Never the dogs on their own!" "Niko!" "Niko, we're off, wake up!" "Hey, wake up, we're off!" "Yeah..." "Hey uncle, I'm getting up..." "Okay..." "Yeah, I tell you, I'm getting up!" "Okay..." "Okay, bye..." "Fuck off..." "If you don't have it, you don't get anywhere." "Did you see what's next?" "." "PAOK vs Olympiakos." "Olympiakos will bleed..." "There's no way we're loosing this one." "What do you think?" "." "Well, I don't know..." "Our money is on PAOK then?" "." "I'm worried about them fixing the match." "The referees or what?" "." "It's all about match fixing." "I bet it'll be a draw." "That's what I reckon too." "It's a sure bet." "It sure is!" "Kazantzides was still alive in 1981." "Kazantzides my dear, made history with his songs since the 50's." "Bob Marley made history too!" "So you can't have known about Kazantzides!" "Every nation has an idol." "You don't know what Kazantzides did for his people." "Just as Bob Marley made history..." "I'd tell you what Bob Marley made..." "Marley did make history!" "He freed his people from slavery." "Well, we were free back then!" "Ok, Kazantzides left his mark..." "Niko!" "What took you so long?" "." "Let's go." "I'm dead, I'm going to lie down." "Come on, let's walk the dogs." "Not now, uncle." "Maybe tomorrow, ok?" "." "We'll leave it for tomorrow." "HEY SEXY, MY COCK'S GONE HARD AND MISSES YOU." "I told you so, Gogo, I called you." "Well I got Chinese." "I can see that!" "What's wrong with Chinese food?" "." "It's ok for jerking off but it's not for tonight." "What's so special about tonight?" "." "Chinese." "Perfect." "So your nephew can get to try it." "Did he want to try Chinese?" "." "It was my idea, ok?" "." "But I said get something we like." "Well I did." "That's what I fucking said." "Don't I have a say in anything?" "." "That's what I want to know." "That's what gets to me you know..." "It gets to me because I told you it's for my nephew!" "Yeah, and I got Chinese." "Stuff that!" "Well..." "What have those cunts done to you?" "." "What pussies they are!" "Gogo called me and I freaked out." "You've got to teach them cunts a lesson." "What poofters they are!" "And it's the fourth time, right?" "." "For 320 Euro..." "Fuck them." "Fuck the lot of them." "How are you now, uncle?" "." "What did the doctors say?" "." "Do you want me to get you anything?" "." "Come on, tell me." "What happened?" "." "How did it happen?" "." "Tell me." "Talk to me, uncle." "Why are you here?" "." "What do you mean?" "." "I came to see you..." "What are you doing here, you fool?" "." "What did I tell you, you idiot?" "." "Did you leave the dogs on their own?" "." "Why did you leave the dogs on their own?" "." "Why the fuck did you come here?" "." "Don't you know the dogs are unprotected now?" "." "Aleko, cut it out..." "First and foremost I'm your boss, and then your uncle, you prick." "Get the fuck out of here and go home go watch the dogs." "We're going to lose face in here." "Fuck off, go watch the dogs, I tell you." "What'll happen to the dogs?" "." "Come on!" "Get going you dickhead!" "Stop it, damn it!" "Quit nagging, you silly cunt." "Do you hear me?" "." "Enough, you idiot..." "You're busting my balls!" "I'm sick of you, too..." "Shut up!" "Go get fucked!" "What are you staring at, you cunt?" "." "Get up and leave!" "Get up I tell you!" "Piss off, get up and go!" "Off you go!" "Piss off!" "I'm going to kill him." "Why are you staring at me?" "." "I'll kill him." "We're closed." "It's closed." "So early?" "." "Do you know what time it is?" "." "Don't you get it?" "." "Go to the supermarket down the road." "Come on, open up so I can get some wine..." "I said we're closed dear!" "Closed!" "Off you go!" "I want..." "I want us to have a baby..." "Gogo?" "." "Did you hear what I just said?" "." "I want us to have a baby." "It was one hell of a blow, right?" "." "You were out of it?" "." "Yeah, I was out of it." "It got me thinking, what can I say..." "It got me thinking." "I want us to start a family, Gogo." "Let's create something beautiful." "Ok, at some point, we should have a baby..." "Shouldn't we?" "." "Please..." "You seem to be forgetting something..." "Haven't you forgotten something?" "." "Ok, I'm sorry..." "Of course I'm sorry..." "Forgive me..." "Dead people don't fuck, don't come, don't have children." "Dead people don't fuck, don't come, don't have children." "Niko, your money." "Thanks a lot..." "It's Sunday tomorrow." "Got any plans?" "." "We'll see..." "All hell broke loose at the hospital." "We went overboard, let's put it behind us." "Sometimes, I just lose control..." "Just ignore it..." "I'm ignoring it." "Let's move on." "That's my boy!" "Good on you Niko." "That's the way." "Achillea, sit down!" "Out of my shop, you motherfuckers!" "Wherever you play, I'll always follow you I'll die for you, I only live for you." "PAOK!" "Mega soccer team I'm mad about you!" "Son of a bitch, fuck off..." "No, I want to go..." "Let go..." "Watch it, my hair..." "Leave me alone..." "I love her, you wanker!" "I love her and I screw her!" "She's mine, I do whatever I want with her." "I don't give a shit about what you all think!" "What is this kung fu shit now?" "." "Fuck off Bruce Lee!" "Motherfucker!" "Motherfuckers, all of you..." "What's up, Gogo?" "." "Why are you crying?" "." "It's nothing..." "What do you mean "nothing"?" "." "Tell me, what happened?" "." "Nothing." "I just felt like it." "Gogo, talk to me..." "Is there something wrong?" "." "Nothing's wrong." "They're tears of joy..." "Weird, huh?" "." "It happens to me from time to time..." "I'm crying from joy..." "Hey, Aleko..." "He left... the prick..." "He ran off on you." "Niko, your nephew." "He packed up and left." "Hey Golfo, listen up and I shall begin to tell!" "The lord who went with Taso down to the Blackwater River was jinxed." "As Taso leaped freely over the waterfall he rightfully thought to do the same." "He was to cross over the other side when alas, he took a peak down." "Did he fall?" "." "Patience!" "He slipped and started rolling down hill like a "touloumotiri" as the playwright Peresiadis says here." ""Rolling like a touloumotiri", a round-shaped cheese which if left on a slope, it starts to roll, unlike Feta cheese with which you cannot do this." "No way!" "I've tried it and I can tell you with certainty it won't roll." "Where were we with the play?" "." "Yes!" "Taso saved the English lord and he gave him 5,000 coins!" "That was a lot of money back then." "And Taso is about to enter the stage, over here curtain one, he's ready to enter and announce great news." "He's amazing, he's fantastic, he has olive skin too!" "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Taso!" "May your fortune grow Taso!" "May our fortune grow, is what you should be saying." "Two years we've been in love, no one knows but the birds in the shrubs and the hills all around." "The birds, indeed." "Hi!" "And the hills, too." "Hi!" "But now it's time to unveil our secret." "I don't want the lord's money!" "What does he want, ladies and gentlemen?" "." "What do you want?" "." "True love!" "He wants true love!" "He wants the girl." "One thing alone can truly make me happy." "Golfo, the time has come to ask for your hand in marriage." "It's always a very touching moment for a girl." "A very touching moment..." "Golfo, you're mine!" "You too are mine, Taso!" "Thumbs up for the lord, and the cliff!" "Thumbs up for the money and the hearts falling from the ceiling!" "Sorry, we're in a hurry..." "I was here first!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "." "This is my tree!" "This is my tree, you arsehole!" "Find somewhere else to sit!" "What are you staring at, you idiot?" "." "Go away, you arsehole!" "Fuck off, you cunt!" "Get the hell away from my tree!" "Fuck off!" "Fuck off!" "Fuck off arsehole!"