"Logs, logs, logs" "Clamor in the pines" "Lumberton" "U.S.A." "It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton... so get those chain saws out." "This is the mighty WOOD... the musical voice of Lumberton." "At the sound of the falling tree... it's 9:30." "There's a whole lot of wood waiting out there... so let's get going." "Mr. Beaumont." "Your son Jeffrey's here to see you." "Hey, Dad." "Hello." "Is Detective Williams still working here?" "Yes." "He's up in room 221." "Up the stairs through that door." "Thanks." "Detective Williams?" "Yes?" "My name is Jeffrey Beaumont." "I live near you." "I believe you know my father." "Tom Beaumont, Beaumont's hardware store." "Sure." "I understand he's in the hospital." "How's he doing?" "He's OK, I guess." "I hope." "They're doing tests." "That's why I'm home from school." "Anyway, I was at the hospital this morning... and coming home through the field... behind our neighborhood, there behind Vista..." "I found an ear." "You did?" "A human ear?" "I thought I should bring it to you." "That's right." "Let's take a look at it." "That's a human ear, all right." "Let's take it down to the coroner's office... then you show me exactly where you found it." "All right." "We'll check the morgue records... but I don't recall anything coming in minus an ear." "The person may very well still be alive somewhere." "What can you tell about the person from the ear?" "Once the tests are done, quite a lot... sex, blood type, whether or not the ear came off a dead person." "Also... it looks like the ear was cut off with scissors." "I'm going out for a while." "Do you want the car?" " No." "I'll just walk around." " All right." "You're not going down by Lincoln, are you?" "No." "I'm just going to walk around the neighborhood." "Don't worry." "OK, honey." "Hello." "My name is Jeffrey Beaumont." "Is Detective Williams here?" "Oh, yes!" "Yes, Jeffrey." "Come on in." "Thanks." "Jeffrey, you found something which is very interesting to us." "Very interesting." "I know you must be curious to know more." "But I'm afraid I'll have to ask you... not to tell anybody about your find... but also not to ask more about the case." "One day, when it's all sewed up..." "I'll let you know all the details." "Right now, though, I can't." "I understand." "I'm just real curious, like you said." "I was the same way myself when I was your age." "I guess that's what got me into this business." "Must be great." "It's horrible, too." "I'm sorry, Jeffrey." "That's the way it has to be." "Anyway, I know you do understand." "Sure." "Thanks for the card for my dad." "You're welcome." "It was nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey." "You, too." " Say hello to Sandy for me." " We will." "Good night, Jeffrey." "Good night, Detective Williams." "Are you the one that found the ear?" "How did you know?" "I just know, that's all." "I remember you from Central." " Yeah?" "You a senior?" " Yup." "How is Central these days?" "Terrible." "Boring." "What else is new, right?" "Really." "So what are you doing now?" "I'm home from school." "My father's in the hospital." "That's too bad." "Yeah." "So what do you know about the ear?" "Didn't my father tell you not to talk about it?" "Yeah, but you brought it up." "You know anything?" "I don't know much but bits and pieces." "I hear things." "My room is right above my father's office." "Above your father's office?" "So I heard a few things about the ear." "And?" "There are a couple of cases I get mixed up on." "One name that keeps coming up is this woman singer." "She lives in an apartment building... that is real close to your house." "It's also close to where you found the ear." "It's a strange world, isn't it?" "Yeah." "Do you know where this woman's apartment is?" "It's really close by." "That's what's so creepy." "They had her under surveillance for a couple months." "I don't know what they found out... because she's not my dad's case." "I guess you got to get back home pretty soon." "Not really." "Why?" "Well..." "You want to see the building." " Yeah." " Come on." "I'll show you." "Hey, baby." "Hey, babe." "That's her building right there." "She lives on the seventh floor." "Come on." "So, what are you going to do now that you're home?" "I'll help out at my father's hardware store." "They're giving me my own hours, which is nice." "I used to know a kid that lived there." "Had the biggest tongue in the world." "What happened to him?" "I don't know." "He moved away." "All my old friends are gone." "Do you know the chicken walk?" "What's that?" "That's kind of interesting." "Coffee time." "Hey, Double Ed." "Where are the overalls?" "They're on the bottom shelf, rolled up... where they've always been." "Hey, Ed." "How many fingers?" "Four." "I still don't know how you do that." "You sure you don't need me or this rig for a while?" "If you want to spray for bugs, Jeffrey... it causes us no pain." "Okey-dokey, Double Ed." " It's so good to have you back." " Yeah, sure." "You hungry or thirsty or both?" "I don't know." "I'd like to talk to you about something." "Wait just a minute." "Don't you guys dare say anything to Mike." " Sure." " It's not what you think." " Do you promise?" " Whatever you say." "I don't want to cause any trouble." "I'm here, aren't I?" "He's nice-looking." "You ever been to Arlene's?" "Of course." "Are you gonna tell me why we're here?" "There are opportunities in life... for gaining knowledge and experience." "Sometimes it's necessary to take a risk." "Now, I got to thinking..." "I'll bet someone could learn a lot... by getting into that woman's apartment." "Sneak in, hide, and observe." " Sneak into her apartment?" " Yeah." "Are you crazy?" "Jeffrey, she's possibly involved in murder." "This is giving me the creeps." "Just settle down." "I have a plan which I think will work." "There's very little for you to do... but I do need your help." "Don't you even want to hear the plan?" "You can tell me any plan you want... but it's not going any further than this diner." "Sandy... don't take that attitude." "All right." "The first thing I need is to get into her apartment... and open a window that I can crawl into later." "How are you gonna do that?" "Right out in the car..." "I have some old overalls and a bug-spraying rig." "I will go to her apartment." "I'll be the pest control man and spray her apartment." "After a few minutes, you knock on the door... drawing her attention away from me... at which time I will jimmy a window." "What do I say when she comes to the door?" "You will be a Jehovah's Witness." "I have some "Awake" magazines for you." "I don't need much time." "Just a few seconds." "What do you think?" "I don't know." "It sounds like a good daydream... but actually doing it's too weird." "It's too dangerous." "Sandy, let's just try the first part." "No one will suspect us because no one would think... two people like us would be crazy enough... to do something like this." "You have a point there." "Give me at least three minutes... from when I'm through the door." "Stall if it's more... but I need time to find a good window." "All right." "Let's go." "Here I go." "Wait a minute." "What's her name?" "Oh, brother, Jeffrey." "Dorothy Vallens, seventh floor." "Look on her mailbox for the number, bright boy." "Thanks." "Dorothy Vallens, seventh floor." "Good luck." "Good luck yourself." "Three minutes." "No sooner." "Yes?" "What is it?" "Pest control." "Got to do your apartment." "That stuff stinks." "This is new stuff." "No smell." "Good." "Just need to do the kitchen." "Grand Central Station." "It's only the bug man." "That should do it." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "What happened?" "I was about to go when that guy did my job for me." "Was it all right?" "Yes and no." "Did you recognize him?" "I only saw his back." "Sounded like he went out a door at the end of the hall." "I didn't get a good look at him, either." "He sure looked at me." "Didn't have time for a window, but I found these keys." "It's a pretty good deal." "If they open the door." "Yeah." "So, what's next?" "Are you game for more?" "I owe you one since I goofed this one up." "You didn't goof it up... but you still owe me one." "You want to sneak in tonight?" "It's Friday." "Do you have a date?" "Yeah..." "I do." "Well, that does that." "You really want to do this, don't you?" "I don't want you to get involved." "I do, but if something went wrong..." "Like you said, they may be involved in murder." "I'll tell Mike I'm sick." "Just so the record is kept straight though..." "I love Mike." "What do you want me to do?" "First, we'll have a really nice dinner." "Try to find out where Dorothy Vallens sings." "I already know." "The Slow Club on Route 7." "Great." "I'll pick you up about 8:00?" "Don't pick me up." "My dad might think it's strange." "I'll walk over to your house." "I'll be there at 8:00." "You better get out before someone sees us." "See you." "Wait." "Here's to an interesting experience." "I'll drink to that." "Man, I like Heineken." "You like Heineken?" "I never really had a Heineken before." "You never had a Heineken before?" "My dad drinks Bud." "The king of beers." "Ladies and gentlemen... the Blue Lady..." "Miss Dorothy Vallens." "She" "Wore" "Blue velvet" "Bluer than velvet was the night" "Softer than satin was the light" "From the stars" "She wore blue velvet" "Bluer than velvet were her eyes" "Shadows" "For so blue" "As lonely as a blue" "Blue" "Star" "Jeffrey, you shouldn't do this." "Why not?" "Because it's crazy... and dangerous." "My God, I should have never told you." "I'll be all right." "I don't think you should stay here." "Go home." "Can you drive this car?" "Yeah, but..." "Leave it in front of your house for me." "OK." "I'll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went." "I don't want to see you tomorrow." "Mike's coming over." "Can I call you?" "Yeah, call." "I hope you sneak out OK." "I'll wait here until she comes." "I'll honk four times." "I'll go 1, 2, 3, 4." "Then you'll know she's on her way up." "I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert." "That's for me to know and you to find out." "See you." "Bye." "Heineken." "I hope you're OK, Jeffrey." "Thank you, Jimmy." "See you tomorrow." "Good night." "Hello?" "Yes, sir." "Frank?" "Frank, let me talk to him." "Please, Frank." "Sir." "I like to sing "Blue Velvet."" "Don, it's all right." "Don't worry." "Don, can you hear me?" "Is Little Donny all right?" "Is he there with you?" "Don?" "You mean Meadow Lane?" "Frank, what's the matter with him?" "I know." "I'll be sweet." "Mommy loves you." "OK, Frank, sir." "Get out of there!" "Get out!" "Put your hands up!" "On your head!" "Do it!" "Get on your knees!" "Do it!" "What are you doing?" "Who are you?" "What's your name?" "Jeffrey." "Jeffrey what?" "Jeffrey nothing." "Give me your wallet!" ""Jeffrey Beaumont."" "What are you doing in my apartment, Jeffrey Beaumont?" "I wanted to see you." "Are you kidding?" " Who sent you here?" " Nobody." "I've seen you before." "I sprayed your apartment." "I took your key." "I didn't mean to do anything except see you." "What did you see tonight?" "Tell me!" "I saw you come in and talk on the phone." "And then?" "You got undressed." "Do you sneak in girls' apartments... to see them get undressed?" "No, never before this." "Get undressed." "I want to see you." "I'm sorry." "Just let me leave." "No way!" "I want to see you." "Get undressed!" "Stand up." "Come closer." "Closer." "What do you want?" "I don't know." "Don't move." "Don't look at me." " Do you like that?" " Yes." "Don't touch me!" "Or I'll kill you!" "Do you like talk like that?" "No." "Get over there on that couch." "Lie down." "Shut up." "Don't say anything." "Go back in the closet." "Don't say anything, or I'll kill you." "I mean it." "Hello, baby." "Shut up!" "It's Daddy, you shithead!" "Where's my bourbon?" "Can't you fucking remember anything?" "Now it's dark." "Spread your legs." "Wider." "Now show it to me." "Don't you fucking look at me." "Mommy." "Oh, Mommy." "Mommy loves you." "Baby wants to fuck." "Get ready to fuck!" "You fuckers!" "Fucker!" "You fucker!" "Don't you fucking look at me!" "Yes." "Baby wants blue velvet." "Oh, Mommy." "Oh, Mommy." "Don't you fucking look at me!" "Don't look at me." "Daddy's coming home." "Daddy's coming home." "Don't you fucking look at me." "Daddy's coming home." "Daddy's coming home!" "Don't you fucking look at me!" "Don't you fucking look at me!" "Now it's dark." "You stay alive, baby." "Huh?" "Do it for Van Gogh." "Why don't you lie down?" "Come on." "I'll help you." "I don't like that." "What do you want?" "Nothing." "Are you all right?" "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "I'll go then." "Don." "Oh, Don." " No." " Don, hold me." "Hold me." "I'm scared." "I'm scared." "It's OK." "You're back." "Do you like me?" " Do you like me?" " Yes." "Do you like the way I feel?" "Yes." "See my breast?" "You can feel it." "My nipple is getting hard." "You can touch it." "You can feel it." "Do you like the way I feel?" "Yes." "Feel me." " Hit me." " No." "Dorothy, no." "Stop it." "Hit me!" "Hit me." "Hit me!" "I'm leaving now." "Don." "Don." "Help me." "Oh, my God." "That hat." "She's married." "Don." "Help me." "Jeffrey." "Now it's dark." "Hit me." "Hit me." "Wow." "Man, oh, man." "Hi, Sandy." "Can you talk?" "Mike's here." "He is." "I'll talk to you later then." "Well, how'd it go?" "It went OK." "I'll tell you about it." "I'll pick you up at 8:00." "New ax... 48721." "$22.95." " I'll see you then." " Great." " Bye-bye." " Bye." "Well?" "Aren't you gonna tell me about it?" "OK." "It's a strange world, Sandy." "Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don." "They have a son." "I think the son and the husband... have been kidnapped by a man named Frank." "Frank has done this... to force Dorothy to do things for him." "I think she wants to die." "I think Frank cut the ear off her husband... as a warning for her to stay alive." "Frank is... is a very dangerous man." "My God." "Should you tell my father?" "No." "I can't do that." "I can't prove any of this." "I found out my information illegally." "You could get into a lot of trouble." "You saw a lot in one night." "It is a strange world." "Why are there people like Frank?" "Why is there so much trouble in this world?" "I don't know." "I had a dream." "In fact, it was the night I met you." "In the dream, there was our world... and the world was dark... because there weren't any robins... and the robins represented love." "And for the longest time... there was just this darkness." "And all of a sudden... thousands of robins were set free... and they flew down... and brought this blinding light of love." "And it seemed like that love would be... the only thing that would make any difference... and it did." "So I guess it means... there is trouble till the robins come." "You're a neat girl." "So are you." "I mean, you're a neat guy." "I guess we better go." "I guess so." "Hi." "May I come in?" "Yes." "Hurry, though." "You all right?" "No, I'm not." "Why are you here?" "What do you want?" "I..." "I looked for you in my closet tonight." "It's crazy, I know." "I don't know where you come from, but..." "I like you." "It's not crazy." "I like you, too." "I liked being with you last night." "Same here." "Please be with me." "Be with me, please." "Like" "A flame burning brightly" "But when she left" "Gone was the glow" "Of" "Blue" "Velvet" "But in my heart" "There'll always be" "Precious and warm" "My memory" "Through the years" "And I still" "Can see" "Blue velvet" "Through" "My" "Tears" "Logs, logs, logs." "Lumberton, U.S.A." "At the sound of the falling tree... it's 1:30, and this is the mighty voice of Lumberton... the town where people really know... how much wood a woodchuck chucks."