"[CROWD CHATTERING INSIDE]" "[DOOR OPENS]" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Clark you shouldn't have." "Uh, Clark's sorry he couldn't make it." "He and Bart are off..." "Yeah." "Dealing with a crisis in Keystone." "I know." "Ha, ha." "Come on, let's, uh, see what you got." "[CHUCKLES]" "Oh." "Ha, ha." "Wow." "I haven't seen this in ages." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Birthdays just make me a little reflective." "What do you say we get you out of your head and into the party, huh?" " Come on." " Hmm." "[CROWD CHATTERING]" "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]" "See, case in point." "That was supposed to be my life." "[LAUGHS]" "CHLOE:" "Ollie, when did this happen?" "One day, I'm on the fast track for my dream career as the intrepid reporter." "And then I blink all of a sudden, I'm this under-qualified shrink for meteor-infected kids who will probably wake up to be psycho killers while Lois and Clark are walking the beat with matching press passes together." "Oh, and did I mention that I was actually able to hold on to happily ever after for about 2.3 seconds before my marriage imploded?" "Is this the part where you belt out the aria and drive a dagger into your corset?" "[CHLOE SIGHS]" "All right, sorry for the operetta." "It's just..." "I would love to know how she does it." "Chloe, if I didn't know you better, I'd say there was a hint of jealousy in there." "No." "It's just..." "With all these Debbie ups and downers lately I guess it would be really nice to leave it all behind and be back in the bullpen." "LOIS:" "Hey." "One year closer to the sweet release of death." "How wonderfully morbid." "LOIS:" "Chloe, I am so sorry." "There's been a factory workers revolt in Mexico City and the Planet is flying me down, el primero class-o." "Wheels up in 30." "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." "Love you." "[SCOFFS]" "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "Oh, Chloe, I got to..." "Duty calls." "It's fine." "I'm sorry." "Happy birthday." "There's a man who looks like he needs a little magic in his button-up life." "Uh, you know what?" "I wouldn't wanna steal the hocus-pocus from the birthday girl." "How about a little something special for the someone who truly deserves it, okay?" "CHLOE:" "Mm-hm." "Rough birthday, huh?" "You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now?" "More fire." "Less cake." "Let's make sure tomorrow's a better day, hmm?" "Make a wish." "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "[SIGHS]" "Oh, my God, I'm Lois." "[SIGHS]" "So everything's okay with you in Mexico, Lois?" "Everything is great, except for government oppression and slave labor." "Why?" "Uh..." "It's just, uh..." "You sure?" " Nothing weird?" " No." "Chlo what is going on?" "You don't sound like yourself." "No." "Uh, me?" "Just got a frog in my throat." "Okay." "Well, you take care." "You too." "[PHONE BEEPS]" "MAN:" "Hey, Lois." " Nice job on that city hall piece, Lane." "Dry cleaning and your morning coffee, Miss Lane." "Thanks." "Um..." "Don't worry, Miss Lane." "You'll remember my name one of these days." "[SIGHS]" "[SIGHS]" "Right." "[SIGHS]" "[SIGHS]" "Lois?" "Thank God, Clark." "You couldn't have been deported that quickly." "Why aren't you in Mexico?" "Isn't there a limit to how tight a shirt can be and meet dress code?" "Really?" "Even you?" "Well..." "Here's the thing." "I never made it to Mexico." "Can this wait until after your post-lunch, pre-dinner, after-coffee snack break?" "Can't imagine you'd have anything more to say after last night." "Last night?" "Yeah, you called me five times from the airport." "One from the airplane." "You had time to answer six phone calls and you couldn't call Chloe on her birthday?" "Chloe knows sometimes I get hung up with the farm." "If this attitude is because you think I'm taking Jimmy's side on the breakup it's because I believe there are two sides to every story." "Really?" "Exactly what two sides?" "Look, he may have gone overboard on the whole Davis Bloome-serial-killer thing." "It's tough when the person you're trying to build your life with doesn't believe in you." "Lois, are you all right?" "No, I am definitely not all right." "[COMPUTER BEEPS]" "Well, this should help." "Police standoff." "Main and Fifth." "Grab your jacket." "Isn't this the part where you tell me to saddle up?" "Start your engines, Smallville." "Now, why do I get the feeling you're not my 10:00 from the steel union?" "Zatanna." "We weren't properly introduced." "Zatanna." " You lose a bet with that name?" " Ha, ha." " It's a family thing." " Okay." "So, uh, Zatanna..." "Is it?" "Right." "You mind telling me what drives a lovely woman to track down an unsuspecting CEO at a night club and then again at his office?" "I need your help." "You don't scream charity case." "[CHUCKLES]" "My father left me an estate in Shadowcrest so money isn't an object." "Shadowcrest?" "John Zatara the Maestro of Magic, he was your father?" "Well, I'm sorry." "I know what it's like to lose family." "Yeah." "I lost more than my father." "I lost his entire legacy recorded in a book that's been passed down through generations." "There's a bible's worth of my heritage in those pages." "When my father died, Mr. Luthor acquired that book at auction." "Well, no offense, Zatanna but, uh, you're the daughter of the world's greatest magician can't you just, I don't know, wiggle your nose and pull it out of a hat or something?" "You're cute." "And, no." "My father refused to teach me much beyond practical parlor tricks." "Oh." "Uh..." "Well, I'm sorry, I really wish I could help." "Queen Industries may have absorbed all of LuthorCorp's holdings but I'm afraid Lex's lawyers won't let me anywhere near his private collection." "I thought I was gonna have to use a little incentive." "See, I have the ability to grant one wish." "Big or small, whatever you wish for in that moment, it can be yours." "Well, that's very tempting but as you can see, I'm pretty comfortable with my life." "Well, there has to be somebody you've lost something that you've done that you wish you could take back." "Get me my book and I'll make it happen." "Offer expires at midnight." "CLARK:" "You haven't insulted me today." "LOIS:" "Aah!" "And you actually crossed at the cross walk." " Did Jeff not bring you your coffee today?" " Uh..." "Let's just say I rolled out of bed on the right side." "It's amazing how much more you can see with fresh eyes." "So anything else you aren't telling Chloe?" "Whoa!" "What's the look for?" "Uh..." "You've just never looked at me that way before." "[CHLOE GASPS]" "[MAN SPEAKS IN LATIN OVER MEGAPHONE]" "Oh, there's our story calling." "[MAN SPEAKING IN LATIN ON MEGAPHONE]" "[SPEAKING IN LATIN]" "Technically, it still is a standoff." "[SPEAKING IN LATIN]" "All right, Lane, this squares us up before Friday night's poker game and by the way, I've been working on my bluff, okay?" "Right." "Keep up the good work there, tough guy." "Ha, ha." "So, what's the deal with our Sophoclean town crier up there?" "Yeah, well, here's the situation." "The nut-job up there on the fire escape, he owns Yuri's Antiques over on Main Street." "He's been babbling in Latin all day." "I'll see you on Friday." "[SPEAKING IN LATIN]" "Woman, magic, cursed tongue book brings death." "Since when did you speak Latin?" "Zatanna!" "Zatanna!" "Zatanna." "Clark." "I bet it is that same witchy-woman who did this to me." "I know where she's performing." "Maybe you can super-speed over to this antique shop and dust off any leads." "Super-speed?" "We didn't even bring a car." "What?" "It's okay." "I'm Chloe." "Stood-her-up-at-formal Chloe." "Planted-one-on-you-because-Zod was-ending-the-world Chloe." "Krypton, Jor-El, fortress, brainiac Chloe." " Chloe." " Bingo." "Just like that raving wardrobe malfunction over there some magician showed up at my birthday party in fishnets and hexed me." "But you'd know that if you hadn't skipped it to answer voicemails from Lois." "[CHLOE SIGHS]" "Not that I'm dwelling." "Not exactly hiding out, is she?" "You just woke up like this?" "How did I not pick up on it sooner?" "Forget about it, this is my Shakespearean nightmare not yours." "Although it has been awfully illuminating." "Listen, what I said about Jimmy..." "You're an equal-opportunity good guy, I get it." "I guess I'm just not used to seeing you from this perspective." "By the way, Tales of the Weird  Unexplained?" "Nice callback." "It might bring you back to a time when things were..." "Weird and unexplained?" "You sound like you miss it." "I don't know." "It's just there's a whole half of my life where this happens." "Every day." "Weird has become so normal, it's not even weird anymore." "Honestly, I like what I'm doing at the Planet now." "But I'd be lying if I said there weren't days when I wish I'd forget about saving the world and just be a normal reporter." "[CHLOE SIGHS]" "Well, for now, how about you not stick to your day job?" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "It won't be much longer, Father." "CLARK:" "Much longer for what?" "I'm sorry." "Have we met?" "Ha, ha, does an enchanted cupcake ring any bells?" "You were the birthday girl." "You need to reverse the curse that you put on Chloe." "Curse?" "Is that what you think happened?" "Kind of got things backwards." "I granted you a wish." "[CHUCKLES]" "Why on Earth would I wish myself into this?" "Beats me." "I don't write the magics, honey, I just use them." "Now, I'm not saying this is your heart's deepest desire but in that moment this is what you wanted." "Okay, just for a second maybe I was a little jealous of Lois living my dream life with Clark at the Planet but I didn't literally want her life." "Not like this." "Well, don't worry, it'll wear off as soon as you don't want it anymore." "[SIGHS]" "Fine." "I don't want it." "[CHUCKLES]" "You keep telling yourself that." "You really think that man from the antique shop wanted to end up rambling on like a crazy person?" "Maybe he wanted a better understanding of dead languages." "I wanted an heirloom of my father's." "We helped each other out." "Fair trade." "About that heirloom what did Yuri mean when he said that book you were after would bring death?" "Some people can be a little superstitious." "And that makes it okay to use them?" "Use them?" "I give people what they want." "Look, everybody has something they're hoping for." "Something..." "Something they wish they could change." "Even you." "I wonder what your little wish would be." "[MAGIC CHIMES]" "CHLOE:" "Clark." "Oh, no." "Clark." "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "Really?" "Something has to be different." "I never should have brought you along." "Magic affects you just like us." " Are you sure you're all right?" " Yes, Lois, stop asking me." " What do you mean by the rest of us?" " It's just that..." "Wait." "What did you just call me?" "[WOMAN SCREAMING]" "WOMAN:" "Let me go!" "No!" "Aren't you gonna do anything?" "You're absolutely right, Lois." "911?" "How gullible do you think I am, Lois?" "I'm Chloe." "Right." "At first, I had trouble telling you two apart as well." "Lois is the tall one." "You acknowledged I was Chloe before our run-in with Zatanna." " She bibbidi-bobbidi-boo'd you too." " Lois, there's no such thing as magic." "It's all trap doors and wires." "Okay, Clark, think about it." "You were just complaining about how easy it would be if you could just forget the whole hero, alien, everything weird side were just a regular, mundane reporter living a normal life." "Something seems too weird to be true, it usually is." "It's rule number four." "What?" "[CLARK SIGHS]" "CLARK:" "Lois Lane Rules of Reporting." "Come on, like you'd ever let me forget." "And you framed this?" "Look, you said you wanted only one of your double lives and whether you meant it or not, the spell thought you did." "Exactly what other life is it I'm supposed to have, Lois?" "Lois, what has gotten into you?" "Now wait a second, we're not allowed to be up here, Lois." "Clark snap out of it." "You're a hero." "Ha, ha." "I'm a regular Green Arrow." "Lois, I don't make the news." "I just report it." "You are the biggest news there is." "You're a superhuman being from another planet." "Okay, just don't tell Human Resources, all right?" " Now, I have a deadline to meet." " Uh..." "[DOOR LOCK CLICKS]" "Did you just lock us up here?" "Open the door, Clark." "[SIGHS]" "Lois, it's locked." "We need a key." " Open the damned door, Clark." " Lois..." "Now, do you believe me?" "What I believe is that this door needs better maintenance." "Look at the rust in here, no wonder it just pulled off like that." "Okay." " Now we're gonna be stuck up here." " How about this?" "Listen, really listen." "What do you hear?" "[JACK HAMMER DRILLING]" "[CAR HONKING]" "[SIREN WAILING]" "[CROWD CHATTERING]" "[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]" "That's amazing." "The acoustics up here are incredible." "It's like there's some perfect echo point, right here." " And..." " Unh!" "Lois, have you completely lost your mind?" " That could have really hurt." " No, it..." "[PIPE CLANGS]" "No, it wouldn't, Clark." "You've got super-speed and super-strength and super-hearing and x-ray vision." "And I have a deadline, Lois." "Now, please, if you would excuse me I need to find a way to get off this roof." "Unless my super-powers include an ability to fly." "[SIGHS]" "I didn't think so." "[SIGHS]" "[ARROW THUDS]" "[ALARM BEEPING]" "[BEEPING INTENSIFIES]" "[GUARDS GRUNT]" "Sorry, guys." "I'll make sure you get a nice Christmas bonus." "Thanks, Lex." "[MAGIC CHIMES]" "Bravo, you found my book and pulled it off in style." " I wish I could say I've had the pleasure." " Ha, ha." "Oh, please, Oliver." "Ask a billionaire for help and then a vigilante steals exactly what I ask for?" "You need to work on your sleight of hand." "Yeah." "Now, give me my book and I'll give you your wish." "A deal's a deal." "You know, this isn't just a how-to guide on upping your stage presence." "There's some really dark stuff in here, Zatanna." "You don't get it." "The sick irony of my ability is that I can grant so many wishes." "Everyone's but mine." "No." "Please don't." "It's the only way I can bring my father back." "I'm sorry." "Not good." "[ZATANNA CHANTS IN MAGICAL LANGUAGE]" "[CHAINS CLANG]" "[GREEN ARROW GRUNTING]" "You don't wanna do this." "You can't just bring someone back and change fate." "I'm sorry." "I've waited too long for this." " I'm coming, Father." " Unh!" "[GRUNTS]" "I'll handle this, Lois." "[CLARK CLEARS THROAT]" "Do you speak English?" "Yes." "You mind telling me who you are?" "Lois Lane, Daily Planet." "I'm sorry, we thought you were under some kind of spell." "Well, she did." "You know?" "We know Zatanna gave you a wish in exchange for some information on a book." "I never should have told her how to find that book." "I'm afraid she's too blinded by her grief to see the danger that she's in." "Say this woman does know magic, what sort of danger are you talking about?" "She must to be stopped from using that book to resurrect her father." "She isn't prepared to make the sacrifice." "What kind of sacrifice?" "From what I could decipher, the incantation to bring a life back required the taking of a life in return." "So in order to bring her father back, someone else must die?" "A life for a life." "A soul for a soul." ""As life is lived from front to back, let death be turned back to front."" "Grant me my wish." "Resurrect John Zatara." "[CHANTS IN MAGICAL LANGUAGE]" "That guy really sounded like he believed in what he was saying." "That's because it was true." "We need to find Zatanna before she tries to give dear old dad one final encore." "[THUNDER RUMBLES]" "Looks like we may be too late." "Clark, you're the only person who can get up there and put an end to this right now." " I know what you're gonna say, but..." " No, Clark, there are no buts with you." "No exception to the rule." "Now, super-leap up there and stop her." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "Look, I don't know, it..." "Yeah, okay." "Okay, Clark, you don't have to know." "If you won't believe in yourself, then let me believe in you." "Okay?" "I know that deep inside, you don't wanna just be a normal guy sitting behind a desk, reporting on disasters while you could be out there stopping them." "Now use the power you feel." "The world needs you." "[MAGIC CHIMES]" "Chloe?" " Wait, that's..." " Impossible?" "Only in your mind." "Sometimes you just need a little leap of faith." "Come on, Clark." "You can do this." "Up, up and away." "Daddy?" "Zatanna, you need to stop this spell." "Don't move." "I need to bring my father back." "At what cost?" "Are you willing to sacrifice your life for him?" "It's what he did for me." "He wasn't meant to die." "I owe him this." "I know the rules." "A life for a life." "I have to make it right." "I'm not afraid." "Your father would want you to give up the life he gave you to bring him back?" "What would you know about losing the one man who made you who you are?" "The day that I lost my father I thought my world would never be the same." "It felt like something had been ripped away from me forever." "But I had to let him go." "Chloe!" "No." "No, it was supposed to be me." "We don't get to choose." "But we do get to choose how we live the life that we've been given." "I'm finally the man that my father wanted me to be." "Who does your father want you to be?" "I'm sorry." "Close the door." "[CHANTS IN MAGICAL LANGUAGE]" "Chloe?" "[CHUCKLES]" "[KNOCKS ON DOOR]" "Peace offering for missing your party." "Casualties of being a hero." "Not everyone could have punched through Zatanna's whammy and saved the day." "I couldn't have done it without you." "Thank you for reminding me who I really am." "Yeah, I guess rebooting your superhero OS rekindled the Chloe-fire." "Looks like, uh, hero-support isn't just a day job anymore." "And for that we eat bagels." "Do you remember everything?" "If you're referring to the just-the-facts-ma'am routine..." "[CHUCKLES] ...it did feel as though a weight had been lifted." "Hmm." "It must have been hard to harness up again." "To be honest, a life without responsibility kind of felt empty." "I mean, this is who I am, Chloe." "Every morning, I wake up with a purpose." "Yeah, you're not the only one who saw the world through irony-colored glasses." "Why'd you wait so long to tell me what was going on?" "Let's face it, Clark, my life has been a little less than desirable lately." " I mean, with Jimmy and everything." " Chloe..." "And I can't deny there's an appeal to the dynamic duo's weekly adventures." "Well, you haven't missed much." "Things haven't exactly been smooth between us lately." "I know you don't wanna open a can of Kryptonian worms by telling her your secret." "But whether you like it or not, Lois Lane is a part of your life now." "And considering the nonstop puppy dog eyes you give her I'm guessing you don't mind much at all." "Clark, just because you were burned once doesn't mean that you can't give it a second chance." "Are we still talking about me or are we talking about you and Jimmy?" "Touché." "Okay, I'm talking about neither of us living in the past." "You can never be who you wanna be if you're always looking over your shoulder at what could have been." "Cheers to that." "What is this, you drop by to kick my ass again?" "It was so much fun for me the first time." "I came to apologize." " I just..." " Bound by steel." "That's what you said to me, backwards." "Bound by steel." "I had plenty of time to mull that over when you, uh, left me there strung up to either die or have my identity revealed." "I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I'd like to try to make sure something like this doesn't happen again." "Here's a thought:" "Don't do it again." "Hold on a second." "I know how difficult the sacrifices you made must have been." "Especially considering how hell-bent you were on getting what you wanted." "Well, anyway, in the end, you made the tough choice and, um, I can respect that." "Just know that there are far more dangerous people out there in the world than me people with much greater control of the genuinely nasty magics than I do." "So if you ever run into my kind of mischief again call me and wherever I am, this time I'm on your side." "So I guess this means you're taking your show on the road." "Thinking about taking a little bit of time off to do some light reading." "If I'm ever gonna do my father proud I've got a lot of catching up to do." "Uh..." "So what is this, exactly?" "Some kind of magic spell to summon you?" "I just hold it up, say your name a couple times and, uh, poof, you appear?" "It's my phone number." "Oh." "[WHISPERS] Of course it is." "[MAGIC CHIMES]" "[CHAIR CREAKING]" "[CHAIR CREAKING]" "Is there something on your mind, Lois?" "So how long did it take for you to realize that I wasn't my usual, charming self?" "Well, I have to admit, I should have picked up on it sooner." "You weren't as bossy as usual and Chloe let me drive." "Well little blond sources tell me that you don't mind my assertive flair." "[SIGHS]" "Let me see it." "Lois, I don't know what you're talking about." "You have a terrible poker face, Smallville." "[SIGHS]" "Give me." "Give me." "[CLARK SIGHS]" "Wow." "Who would have known you were this sentimental?" "I think we should hang it up so that everyone can see it." "This is a memento from my first day on the job." "And a constant reminder there's only one Lois Lane." "You better believe it." "Big night?" "Hmm, yeah, this guy in first class asked me out and I figured, why the hell not, right?" "Right." "What about you?" "Big plans?" "Uh, I'm just gonna hang around here, you know, follow up on a few things." "Want me to call if anything comes through the wire?" "You mean if you wanna stand me up again?" "Lois, that was..." "A mistake." "Agreed." "Why don't we just table this whole office-thrown-together-in-the-trenches- sparks thing, okay?" "Back to basics, keep the game on the field." "Yeah, that's a good rule." "You should add that to the list." "Ready?" "Ready as you are." "Chloe this will mean leaving your old life as a reporter behind." "You sure you wanna say goodbye to that forever?" "Yesterday, I wouldn't have been able to answer that question but after spending the day at the Daily Planet, I realized that's someone else's life." "Interesting." "Everyone seems to have so much clarity after a dose of the Zatanna dust." "Almost makes me wish I had my turn at the magic lamp too." "I'll save you the heel blisters." "You already know what you really want." "We all do." "We just don't listen." "And you're sure this is it?" "This is where I belong." "COMPUTER:" "Aquaman online." "Canary online." "Cyborg online." "Impulse online." "Arrow online." "Watchtower is officially online." "Let's get to work." "[ENGLISH SDH]"