"McFumbles here with a question of grave importance-- who's ready for Tex Fest?" "!" " That's right cowboys and cowgirls, it's the festival to celebrate our great state." "This Friday we're gonna Texas until it hurts." "We'll sing." "We'll dance." "We'll deep fry everything." "I'm so excited, I hitched a ride with this fella." " Hey!" "Riding a horse in school?" "Ho, ho, that means detention." " You've gotta catch me first!" "Yee-haw!" "I will see you in detention." " ♪ Dreamlike, teamlike ♪" "♪ Livin' like one of the boys ♪" " ♪" " Funnel cakes, kettle corn and foot-long churros." "There's only one thing that can make Tex Fest sweeter." "And there they are-- excuse me." " Troy, you do know those girls are signing up for the choir performance." " Uh, yeah." " And you do know you have to sing in a choir." "Oh, Sophie!" "Choir isn't about singing." "They need guys for the Tex Fest performance." "This is another chance for The Troy to hang with some lovely ladies." " Um, I believe you already hang out with three lovely ladies." " No, we just hang out with you guys." "Pay attention." "Who's with me for "Operation Acquire the Ladies?"" " Sorry, I'd love to go." "But I've got somethin' way bigger planned." " Newt?" " I've never sung in front of people-- let alone all of Tex Fest." "That sounds terrifying." " Come on, bro." "You can be my wing man." "I promise I'll be by your side the whole time." " I don't know." " Aw, it's too bad." "I heard Sophie likes singers." " I'm in!" "Outta my way, Becky!" " My man!" " Sawyer, you're signing up for the Hot Pepper Eating Contest?" " You betcha." "I've always dreamed about bringing home the Flaming Tongue award." " And I'm going to crush that dream... into a million tiny pieces." " Why do I get the feeling this is personal?" " Because it is." "You know what you did." "Oh!" " Got ya, Gerry!" "Wait, I thought that was Gerry's locker." " No... it's my locker." " Great." "Now I've gotta do it all over again." "Payback's comin' for you, Huggins." "And it's coming in hot." "Bring it, de la Rosa." "Hmph!" " Such a festive time, huh?" "Looks like everyone's off planning for Tex Fest but us, Pep." " Actually..." "You know those short videos I posted on my blog?" " Of course. "Mr. Armadillo Meets Miss Cactus."" "So moving." " Well, one of the festival organizers saw them and... they want me to make the video for Tex Fest!" " Pepper, that's amazing!" " It has to be about a trailblazing Texan, so I chose Miriam Ferguson, the first female governor of Texas." "She broke down barriers-- just like you, doing a job that previously had only been done by stinky boys-- just like you." "So I'm thinking the part should be played by someone..." " Just like me?" " Well, if you insist." " I do." "I can't believe we're making the Tex Fest video." " This is huge for me!" "My parents keep saying my videos are" ""Just another hobby that I'll probably lose interest in."" "But this is my chance to prove to them it's more than that." " Pepper, you're the most creative girl I know." "You're going to prove it to your parents and our whole town." " Thanks." "You're thinking of the armadillo and the cactus, aren't you?" " He hugged her, even though it hurt him." " ♪" " All right!" "For the first time ever, we got some boys to sign up." "So, welcome Troy and Newt." " Now I'm gonna need to know where to place you, so you'll have to sing a solo in front of everyone." "Troy, you're up." " All right." "Hit the spotlight, teach." " No." " All right." "I would like to dedicate this one to green sweater." "I see you." "♪ Girl-- ♪" "I mean... ♪ Texas ♪" "♪ I like that look in your eye ♪" "♪ Oh Oh Oh Texas ♪" "♪ I wanna be your... ♪" "♪ Guy ♪" " Uh, not...not bad." "You clearly love..." "Texas." "Uh, next up..." "Newt." " Oh, boy." "Um..." "Uh, so..." "Wow, there's a lot of people in here." "Much better." " Okay, listen, no matter how bad he is, just do me a favor and pretend to clap." "He's really not that" "♪ A-a-a-a-a-ave... ♪" "♪ Maria ♪" "♪ Gratia plena ♪" "♪ Ohhhhhh ♪" " What?" "!" " Wow." "I think we have our Tex Fest male soloist." " Okay, okay, enough fake clapping." " ♪" " Pepper, this is so exciting." "I did a bunch of research last night and have some ideas for the character." "Oh, and I even added some costume touches." " Awesome." "I love the hat." " Big bonus--it doubles as a cat toy." " We got your props, honey." " Thanks, Mom and Dad." "No problem." "We love helping you with all your little hobbies." " Yeah, every single one of them." " See ya later, Pepperoni!" "You, too, Bellerina!" "See--See what I did there?" "I've got a million of 'em." " Did I mention I'm adopted?" " The talent has arrived." " Ace?" " I needed a better camera and he said" "I could borrow his, if I put him in the video." " Leonard, let's get prepped." " Okay, let's start with something easy." "Ace will say his line, then you say," ""It's my distinguished honor to sign this bill into law."" "Places." "and... action!" " Waiting for your signature, Madam Governor." " It's my distinguished honor to sign this law into bill." "Wait, that's not right." "It's my law to distinguish--no." "Wait, one more time." "It's my distinguished honor to sign this bill into law." "I tip my hat to the people of Texas!" " ♪" " Are you eatin'..." "fire peppers?" " Mm-hm." "You do realize hot pepper eating is a sport, right?" "You've gotta train." " I know." "Got another bag?" " Mm, they're just gonna make you cry." " Only thing I'll cry are tears of joy when I win." " Okay, it's your tongue's funeral." " Uh...yeah...joy." "Tears of joy." " Ah!" " ♪" " Hey, Bella." " Hey." "Yesterday was tougher than I thought." "Are you sure I'm doing a good job?" " Yeah." "Totally." "It was just your first day." "It's not like you threw like three field goals on your first day of football." " Pepper, you can't throw field goals." " Cheerleaders face the crowd, not the game." "But trust me, this is going to be great." " Can I at least see some of what we did yesterday?" " Sure." "But we're going to redo a lot of this today." " It's my distinguished honor to sign this bill into law." "Triumphantly grab bill." "Who's Bill?" "Oh, that's what you want me to do." "Ready for your signature Madam Governor!" " Aw, come on!" "That's my line!" " I'm horrible." " As I said, that was just your first day." "There's a lot of things we can do to fix it." " Yeah, like erase it." " No, we're gonna reshoot some of it and improve it." " Pepper, no matter how many times you reshoot me," "I'm still gonna stink." "I can't humiliate myself in front of everyone I know at Tex Fest." "I--I can't do this." "I'm sorry, I have to quit." " Okay." "I guess I can figure something out." " Thanks." "I knew you'd understand." "I'll--I'll get out of your way." "See you at school." " Hey, sweetie, how's the big video coming?" " Uh, it's coming." " Oh, that's great." "We are so proud of you." " What am I gonna do now?" " Leonard, hand me that wig." "I've just been elected the first female governor of Texas." " Hey, de la Rosa, check this out." "Ahhhh!" "My fifth bottle today." "My taste buds are gettin' so tough, this hot sauce tastes like fruit punch." "And now I've got to go to the bathroom for completely unrelated reasons!" " Maybe it's a good thing we only have Tex Fest once a year." "Did Pepper tell you" " How you quit and left her hanging?" "Sorry, Bella, but what you did was kinda harsh." " I feel terrible." "But I was just gonna end up ruining her movie anyway." " True that." "What do you want me to say?" "I saw the footage." " Hopefully, Pepper found a replacement." "I'll see ya later." "Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Silverstein." "What are you doing here?" " Hey, Bella." "Just dropping off supplies." "We're doing the corn booth again." " How's Pepper's video going?" " Oh, uh, she's not doing it any more." "She withdrew this morning." " She did?" " Yeah, it was too late to find a replacement for you and Ace just wasn't convincing." " As a woman?" " No, as a governor." " This is all my fault." " No, no, Bella, don't worry about it." "This video was just another one of Pepper's passing interests." " She never finishes anything." "But that's our Pepperoni." "See ya, Bella." " So, then I was like, "Who said that?"" " Oh, Newt, you're not just a soloist, you're also hilarious." " Oh, you!" " You have got to be kidding me." " Oh, hey, Troy." " Hey." "So, did anyone see that touchdown I caught last game?" "I did it all on my own." "I'm kind of a "soloist" at football." " Oh, my gosh, that's right." "Newt, you play football, too!" " Well, I mostly just wear a jersey and keep the water boy company." " That's what I like most about you." "You're so humble." " Well, you know who's the most humble?" "The Troy." "Ooh, gotta go." "I promised Miss Bickle I'd water her hydrangeas." "I should probably practice my solo while I'm there." " Can I come?" "I'll help." " I'll hold your watering can." " I'll hold your hand" "Who said that?" " Come on." " What?" "!" " ♪" " Bella?" "What are you doing here?" " Look, I'm really sorry I quit." "And I don't care how bad I look, we're going to finish your video." " Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited!" "I have a million ideas." "And don't worry, I promise I can make this work." "...bill into law." " I can't make this work." " Ya think?" " My parents were right." "This is yet another thing I'm not gonna finish." " Pepper, if there's one thing I've learned from football, it's that you never quit." "There will always be people who will say you can't do it." "You don't have to be one of them." " ♪" " Bella, I know what to do." " What?" " I can't explain now." "See you tomorrow night." "Five, four, three, two, one!" "Tex Fest now!" " Ready to face the crowd, Mr. Vandereau?" " You know, I think I am." " Maybe not." " Is everything all right, Newt?" " What could possibly be wrong with taking everyone you know, putting them all together in one place and saying," ""Hey, look at all the ways I can throw up in front of you!"" "I can't do this." " Wha..." "Troy, last minute change." "Uh, Newt doesn't wanna do the solo, so you're up." " Ah, so you finally came to your senses, huh?" " Could be that." "Or it could be the fact that you're the only other boy." "You figure it out." "All right, people, let's go warm up!" "♪ Ma Me Mi Mo Mooo ♪" "♪ Ma Me Mi Mo Mooo ♪" " So, you're doing the solo, Troy?" " Oh, you know it." " Cool." " Yes, "Operation Acquire the Ladies"" "is back on track." "Hey, bro, you okay?" " Yeah, it was stupid of me to think I could ever be in the spotlight." "I should have remembered I'm not The Troy." "I'm just Newt." " ♪" " I can't believe what I'm seeing!" "Sawyer Huggins is on fire, having downed ten black widow peppers!" "Fun fact: they call them that because they kill people." "And they're a good source of Vitamin D." " Ten?" "Well, I'm gonna eat 11." " Ace, tell my parents I love 'em." "And tell my sister "Don't touch my stuff!"" " And time!" "That's gotta be a new record." "Beat that." " No, thanks, I don't eat hot peppers." " What?" "You've been eating hot peppers all week!" " I gave you a bag of hot peppers." "I've been eating sweet peppers." "I just wanted to make your face melt off." "Buh-burn!" " You're the black widow." "Oh, my eyes!" " Remember that next time you wanna mess with my locker." " Congratulations!" "You've won the Flaming Tongue award." " How's it look?" "I think I'm blind." " ♪" " And now to give your goose bumps goose bumps... all right?" "The Silverado West Choir!" " Come on, Newt, it's time to sing." " Troy, I told you--I can't." " Yes, you can, Newt." "I'll be right there by your side the whole time." "♪ Oh, plains and streams ♪" "♪ And mountain peaks ♪" "♪ Oh, trees so green ♪" "♪ And valleys deep ♪" "♪ That's Texas, my Texas ♪" "♪ With a high and clear blue sky ♪" "♪ Its prairies wide and oh so fine ♪" "♪ That's Texas, oh, Texas ♪" "♪ It's where my home and heart will stay ♪" "♪ In Texas ♪" "♪ My Texas ♪" " I discovered him." " ♪" " Good evening, Tex Fest!" " I had the honor of doing this year's video and I wanted to highlight a woman from Texas who is a real trailblazer and an inspiration to me." "♪" "If there's one thing I've learned from football, it's that you never quit." "♪" "This year, Bella Dawson made Texas history by becoming the first-ever female quarterback of the Silverado Bulldogs." "There will always be people who will say you can't do it." "You don't have to be one of them." "This is her story." "Bella!" "Go long." "Oh, touchdown!" " Sha-booyah!" " Did you know that she was doing this?" " No." "It was all her." "♪" "In the words of Bella, herself..." "Sha-booyah!" "♪" " Pepperoni, you finished it!" " Oh, and it was amazing!" "We are so proud of you and we can't wait to see the next one." " And you'll be able to shoot it with the new camera we're getting you." " Oh, thanks, Popperoni!" " Popperoni?" "Did you hear that?" "That's my girl!" "This is my daughter!" "Yeah!" " So good." "It was even better than the armadillo and the cactus." " Thanks, it was easy." "Actually, it was super hard." "I haven't slept in 38 hours." "Hey!" "Tex Fest is almost over." "But not before the final hoedown." "Everyone, grab your partner and swing 'em round!" "♪ re, Madam Governor." " It is my distinguished honor to sign this bill into law." " It would be my distinguished honor to take you out to dinner." " Well, I never!" " I don't think this is working." " I agree." "Get rid of me." "But keep her!" "Woo!"