"Je m'appelle Victoria" "Je m'appelle Victoria" "Comment allez-vous?" "Santé... no... no..." "My sister sent me a postcard" "All it said was: come to Paris, it will be good for you" "48 hours after I arrived she and everyone I've met were dead" "Open the bag" "Sorry?" " Open the bag" " Open my bag?" "Ok" "Have you been in Paris before?" "No, I've never been here before" "I get nervous sometimes" " Ne comprend vous francais?" " Sorry?" "I don't understand" "She asked you if you understand French" "No, I don't speak french" "Are you staying in a hotel room?" "I'm staying with my sister" "Hey, welcome to Paris" "Have you fun yet?" "She's..." "I don't know where she's staying but she studies at the Sorbone" "Her address?" "I don't know." "I'm sorry She's picking me up at the airport" "I don't know" "Welcome to France" "This trip is gonna change you forever" "Aren't you excited?" "Yeah definitely." "I just have a headache" "There is the sister I remember" "Where are we going?" "This is where you live?" "Yep." "Is pretty creepy, right?" "Got a good deal with the rent, though" "You'll loved this" "France's first serial killer had a room on the fifth floor" "He chopped a bunch of bodies before someone complains about the noise the bone saw is making everyday" "They making proud of him But the guy went fucking mental" "By the time the cops got here, he already killed everyone in the fourth..." "After the massacre everyone moved out..." "Too much bad blood, they said" " What?" " I'm just fucking with you" "It's just a shit building" "You gotta learn to lighten up, honey" "There's not a homicidal maniac lurking in every shadow" "Alright." "Turn the light on, would you?" "I don't know where the light is" "I wasn't talking to you" "What?" "Is every single moment of your life into scare the shit out of people?" "Even that as a suggestion breaks my heart, Carolyn" "Don't take it personal." "They do it to everyone." "Are you ok?" "Yeah, I know is..." "Where I'll sleep?" "Sleep in Baltimore, Vic" "Nor even the dead sleep in Paris" "It's just I didn't sleep on the plane last night" "I was nervous about the flight so I can't sleep..." "Yeah, well..." "Sorry there's no time" "We got a party to get ready for" "Sorry?" "There's no way I can go to a party tonight" "Not dressed like mom, you can't" "C'mon." "Let's go shopping" "Do you feel ok?" "Yeah..." "Sure don't have anything to say to Quasimodo?" "What do you think so far?" "Of what?" "Of what?" "Of Paris!" "Look around you, is the most beautiful city in the world!" "The City of light." "Romance, art, architecture, beauty..." "It's hard to imagine that stays on top of the larger mass grave of the history" "C'mon." "You can't go to a party without the shoes" "Oh, God!" "You scared me!" "You?" "You usually are so calm and collected" "What are you taking?" "Nothing..." "I told you I have a headache" "Well, spin that ass!" "The taxi's coming" "Victoria, this is my dear friend Hugo..." "He's one of the hosts of the most fabulous party..." "Hugo, this is my infamous sister Victoria" "Je m'appelle Victoria" "We all speak english here, sister" " Ok" " Ok" "What am I?" "An amateur?" "No." "This is for your sister" "For me?" " Ladies, please." "Come in" " Au revoir, mon cherie" "C'mon sis" "Carolyn wait Where are we going?" "It's too late to turn back now" "I don't understand What kind of party is this?" "This is the kind of party that'll change your life" "It changed mine, anyway" "Seriously, why anybody want to throw a party down here?" "Because this is where the dead bodies are" "You're just trying to scare me?" "Aren't you?" "I'm not." "I swear." "Everything I'd say is absolutely true" "Paris' dirty old secrets" ""Abandon all hope here you enter"" "Pretty" "200 years ago, Paris ran out of room to bury its dead" "The graveyards were stuffed, like fifteen bodies deep" "The corpses were rotting in the streets" "Some brilliant person decides to start over." "Just dig out the bodies of every dead person in Paris." "All seven millions of them and stuck their bones in this mines shafts under the left bank" " Seven millions?" " Isn't that funny?" "Don't the police try to stop you?" "They tried." "They created a whole task force to shut us down." "The "catacops"" "There's 300 miles of tunnels under the city and we never go party the same place twice" "Que-ce tu fais?" "Que-ce tu fais?" "Do you remember Nico and Leon?" "Hey" "Let's move, Jean-Michele is waiting for us" "Who is Jean-Michele?" "You'll meet him" "He and Hugo were who came with the idea of throw out parties down here" "...have become more and more popular..." "I have being accused in the press of being in love with the death" "A kind of necrophilia, I suppose" "But in ancient Greece, it was a practice of philosophers to keep a human skull on their desk" "The idea was this only with a conscious awareness of our pending death" "Can we appreciate our life fully" "I always found myself persuaded by that sentiment" "The only problem is I never own a desk!" "Welcome to the Catacombs!" "Hello!" "Hey there!" "A water, please?" "Can I have a water, please?" "You don't have to drink here" " Are you Jean-Michele?" " Carolyn has told me a lot about you?" "What did she say?" "She said you are afraid of the darkness" "I'm not, really" "You're not?" "Because I am We all are" "Why the hell do you come to this place, then?" ""It is God's kindness to terrify us so that we become stronger"" "Where am I suppose to drink?" "You're wasting your time, Jean-Michele" "She doesn't drink alcohol" "It's not alcohol It's absinthe" " Go, go, go." "C'mon!" " She did it!" "I can see this going very badly" "Hey!" "Space cadet!" "Are you okay?" "So, since you arrived in Paris..." "Did you see a ghost yet?" " That line is getting so old..." " She's in Paris..." "The most haunted city in the world It is a legitimate question" "Look around you Six million people..." "Torn from the ground and stacked under your feet like wood for the fire..." "If there are ghost anywhere, there are ghosts in Paris" "If there are ghosts anywhere, there are ghosts in this place!" "You know, he's absolute right The catacombs are haunted" "But not by ghouls or specters The catacombs are haunted by people" "The lowest creeps and lunatics drown down from the surface by morbidity" "Death is a spectacle An opera" "When the cult of the Black Virgin began inverting the rites of Catholiscism." "Painting the statue of Mary in black and praying to Satan..." "Even when those people claimed to have given birth to the Antichrist" "No sane person took them seriously" "But they did" "They take a child born of the incest raised on raw meat they never allow him to see daylight tought him he was the destroyer of man" "Dress him in a gruesome goatskin mask What do you expect?" "By the time the boy was eighteen..." "They have succeeded" "They have created a hawking unthinking lunatic so evil that definitive he could be called the Antichrist" "C'mon!" "A killer with a goat mask?" "It's just another myth A more frightened one, but still a myth" "There's articles in the newspapers every week about people that come down to the catacombs and never make it out" "No, this is not a myth This monster they had created is down here." "Somewhere" "Ok, you guys don't go to graduate school with Carolyn." "Do you?" "Let's go swimming" "What do you say sis?" "Do you like taking a dip?" "C'mon Vic!" "Nobody gives a shit Get over it!" "Get naked." "Get in the water" "Carolyn..." " Carolyn" " C'mon!" "Take 'em out!" "It just your body." "You have a beautiful body" "You didn't see the Balboa" "Is nothing, you guys." "I'm just a little cold." "That's all" "Yeah, right." "Otherwise she would been the first one in" "But it's cold!" "I'm wanna go home!" "You know, Vic." "You might try for once in your life to not be the lamest person in the room" "Leave her alone!" "Well, it gotta be me, right?" "I think I'm gonna go back to the party" "That sounded much more hateful that I meant" "Can somebody show me the way back to the party?" "Is that way" "Looks like you're stuck." "And you have to go swimming" " It's ok." "I'll find it" " Vic, don't be a retard you can go back alone." "You gonna get lost" "It's a maze." "Vic!" "Seriously!" "Vic!" "As with us soon you shall be" "Is what it says" " You scared me" " Good" "People like you need to be scared" "I'm serious, dumbass." "Don't walk out like that." "It's dangerous" "Sound doesn't travel in the Catacombs." "You could get lost before you know it" "You're not lost." "Are you?" "No." "I don't think so" "Maybe I'm lost" "Are you serious?" "What's so funny?" "Whoever wrote that doesn't think it matters which way we go" "What it's say?" ""There is but one way to enter this life but the gates of death are outnumbered"" "That's great" "What the fuck was that?" "I though you said sound doesn't travel down here" "It doesn't." "Stay here" "I get it" "The guys are just trying to scare you." "They live for that shit" "Bye!" "Fuck off!" "Carolyn, I wanna go home." "Please" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Can you feel that?" "What?" "The music in my feet." "The bass." "We're almost back to the party" "C'mon!" "Dance with me" "What happened?" "Turn on the light!" "What happened?" " Why it went out?" " The batteries must be dead!" " Hang on!" " What?" "What do you mean they're dying?" "Batteries die." "The light starts to glimmer" "Oh my God!" "What we got here?" " The flashlight is dying!" " It's ok!" "No it's not." "The batteries are dying" "You're such a spaz!" "Oh my God!" "What are we gonna do?" "Why they still doing that?" "It's not funny!" "You can't be my sister You had to be adopted" "All I wanna say is how can you be so calm right now?" "Because of the first rule on the Catacombs" "Always brings more than one light source" "Do you see, spaz?" "Not everything is a crisis" "C'mon." "The party is closer" "Carolyn!" "Carolyn!" "Carolyn!" "No!" "Carolyn!" "please!" "Please!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "No!" "My God" "Please, light" "Please, light." "Please, light" "Please..." "Please, please, please..." "C'mon, c'mon..." "Help me!" "No!" "Leave me alone!" "Noooooo!" "Leave me alone!" "Help!" "Hello?" "Help!" "Hello!" "Can anybody hear me?" "Can anybody hear me?" "Oh, not!" "Leave me alone!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Fuck!" "He's trying to kill me!" "Heeeeelp!" "Help me!" "Somebody help me!" "Somebody help me!" "Help!" "Victoria!" "Victoria!" "Jean-Michele!" "Jean-Michele!" "Jean-Michele" "Jean-Michele...!" "She's dead!" "Oh no!" "Hello?" "Anybody?" "Is anybody there?" "Can anybody hear me?" "I'm down here!" "Can anybody hear me?" "Can anybody hear me?" "I'm caught in here!" "Can anybody hear me?" "I'm here!" "61... 62... 63 64... 65 83... 84 85... 86 91... 92 93... 94... 95 102... 103... 104..." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..." "Hello!" "Can anybody hear me up there?" "Somebody please help me!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "I don't understand what you're saying!" "Stay there!" "Stay there!" "Don't come near me!" "Stay there!" "Stop were you are!" "Don't come near me!" "Don't!" "I don't understand!" "Wait!" "I can't understand you." "I can't understand you." "What?" "C'est bloqué!" "C'est bloqué!" "Bloqué!" "Bloqué!" " The exit?" " Bloqué." " It's blocked?" " Bloqué." "No shit, asshole!" "Hey, that's my flashlight, asshole!" "Wait!" "I can't see!" "You can't just steal somebody's flashlight." "You jerk!" "Wait!" "Do you know where you're going?" "Do you know where you're going?" "You have to be careful" "Are you listening to me?" "What is that?" "Is that a map?" " Plan." "Oui." " A "plan" of this place?" "Let me see" "It's a street map." "Up there." "A street map" "It's moi!" "For God's sake." "Stop that!" "Rue Saint Medard?" "What?" "So...?" "Hey, stop!" "Hello?" "You know what you're doing?" "These are the same as above on the street level." "The same intersections?" "Sortie." " There's another exit." " Oui." "Oui." "Where are we?" " Sortie!" " Oh, my God." "That's so far!" "So what happened?" "Were..." "Were you at the party?" "Were you at the party?" "Did you get lost, too?" "Hey!" "Could you wait up?" " Attention!" " Please, slow down a little" "Please, slow down" "Don't touch me!" "D'accord!" "You're going too fast I can't see anything" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Where do you going?" "What are you doing?" "Why are we st...?" "Why are we stopping?" "We have to keep going" "What are you hiding?" "What is that?" "Get away from me!" "Don't touch me!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Don't touch me!" "Get away from me!" "Get away from me!" "You're fucking hysterical" "Good" "Henri" " Henri?" " Oui" "Henri" "Henri" " That's your name?" " Oui" "I'm Victoria" "Victoria" "Victoria" "My sister died yesterday" "At least I think it was yesterday" "Tu par fait?" "Henri?" "Henri?" "Henri?" "Henri!" "Henri, goddamned you!" "you son of a bitch!" "Henri!" "Don't you leave me here!" "I'll die here!" "Where the fuck did you go?" "Give me the fucking lantern!" "No." "No, no, no, no Tu fais pa." "Tu fais pa" "Votre lantern, mademoiselle" "Fucking dick!" "Get off me!" " Mon Dieu!" " C'mon, Henri." "Get lost!" " We've to find the other exit" " Victoria?" " Remember?" " Victoria?" "Henri watch out Be careful" "Pay attention, Henri" "Slowly Be careful" "Are you ok?" "Henri!" "Henri!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Is gonna be okay" "Henri!" "Give me your hand!" "Give me your hand, please!" "Henri, give me your hand!" "Get up, please!" "Please, please..." "Henri, give me your..." "Alright, alright..." "One, two, three..." "Go!" "Don't look at it!" "Look at me!" "Henri!" "C'mon!" "You can do it!" "C'mon!" "Ok!" "Come here!" "Pull!" "C'mon!" "You have to pull harder!" "Please!" "Ok..." "Henri, we're going to try with two hands now." "Ok?" "Two hands" "C'mon, Henri!" "Victoria?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry" "No, I'm sorry." "I'm gonna find the exit and I'll come back" "I swear!" "Stay where you are!" "I'm gonna come back!" "I promise you that I will return I promise it to you" "No!" "Victoria!" "Victoria!" "No!" "Merde!" "I think I got turn around somehow" "Henri?" "Jesus!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Leave me alone!" "Fuck!" "Stay on!" "Stay on!" "Stay on!" "You need to be strong!" "Please!" "Don't die!" "Don't die!" "Turn on!" "Turn on!" "Don't die!" "Don't die!" "Don't die!" "Turn on..." "Please!" "Please, just stay on." "Back on!" "Don't die!" "Victoria?" " I knew it." "My sister..." " Man, I'm hungry..." " Can we go eat?" " You really thought I was dead?" "That's histerical" "You really thought I was dead this whole time." "Didn't you?" "I knew it!" "Oh my God..." "That's histerical!" "You thought I was really dead this whole time." "Didn't you?" "We fake the slash It's stage blood" "There's no monster, it was just a prank." "It was Hugo on a mask." "Will you show her?" "Look." "Do you see?" "It was just a joke" "A joke?" "Not a joke." "A prank, an initiation" "The cult of the Black Virgin." "The monster on the goat mask it's just an underground haunted house meant to scary us fast" "This guys is been doing it for years" "We're gonna explain everything but the cops showed up and raid us and separated us" "It's been safer for you be down there, sis." "We've been call you for hours" "Hello?" "Victoria!" "Stop running!" "Victoria!" "Victoria!" "It's the walls." "You can't hear nothing" "Leave alone me!" "No..." "My God." "Henri!" "Hey, stop being such a drama queen" "We kill him!" "No, we shouldn't did what we did." "But that what's these guys do" "Every single moment of your life is into scaring shit out of people?" "Didn't you see a ghost yet?" "They just trying to scare you." "They live for that shit" "We thought it would be for you" "Hey!" "You scared me!" "Good." "People like you need to be scared" "There's not homicidal maniac lurking in every shadow" "Jean-Michele always says when you survive your own death, you reborn" "Is the whole reason we come down to the Catacombs" "Only with the conscious awareness of our pending death can we appreciate our lifes fully" "Why do you think I wanted you to came here in the first place?" "I thought it will help you to get over your issues to get rid of those stupid pills once and for all" " Where is Jean-Michele?" " I don't know" "Have you seen him?" " Merde, qui est qu'il est là?" " Holy shit!" "Jean-Michele!" "God!" "Oh my God!" "Stop shaking him!" "Is he dead?" " Jean-Michele!" " God!" "Get of him!" "Stop shaking him!" "No, no, not Jean-Michele!" "No!" "Check his pulse!" "Jean-Michele!" "How fucking this could happen?" "Jean-Michele!" "No... no..." "You stupid, fucking cunt!" "His dead!" "How you could to be so fucking stupid?" "What's going on in that stupid head of yours?" "Look what you fucking did!" "Get up and look what you did!" "Look what you did!" "Look what you fucking did!" " I'm sorry" " Stupid fucking bitch!" "I fucking hate you!" "Everything you ever done in your fucking life is a mistake" "You're sorry?" "Always fucking sorry!" "You ruined everything!" "I fucking hate you so much!" "Look what you did!" "There's something wrong with you!" "Look what you did you fucking idiot!" "I wish you were dead!" "You're so stupid you couldn't even kill yourself!" "What is fucking wrong with you?" "You stupid..." "Everywhere..." "You should kill yourself..." "Crazy stupid bitch!" "Everything you..." "Nooooo!" "My sister sent me a postcard" "All it said was: "Come to Paris It'll be good for you"" "48 hours after I arrived..." "She and everyone I've met were dead" "Airport, please"