"Is this working?" "Does it?" "Oh, right." "It's working." "Hey, Joon." "It's ready." "Come here, quick." "Come here, quick." "Come on." "I'm not ready yet." "What's to prepare?" "Stop acting so weird." "Look, look." "Do we really need to do this?" "Why?" "It makes me nervous." "Why are you always like this?" "Every time we do something." "Just act casual." "This looks good." "Isn't this going to look weird?" "Come, come here." "Look at this, it looks good." "No, it looks weird." "I spent so much time fine-tuning." "Alright, now it looks good." "What's up?" "That's enough." "Stop it." "Come on ..." "Stop it." "Joon, come one." "Shit, it splashes on the camera." "You're always overdoing things." "Please, only a bit more." "Put this down." "Let's soap you up." "Stop moving." "Alright, turn around." "Feel my warm hands." "Shit, it's too hot." "What?" "Okay, turn around." "Stop it." "I'm washing your hair." "Stop it." "Wow, look at this tight bum." "Yes." "That's nice." "Look at that hair, like a werewolf." "Oh, my god!" "You're so hot!" "Look, it's Brad Pitt!" "Hey, I'm your fan." "Can you shake hands with me?" "I've got no make-up on, can you shoot this later?" "Since when do you put on make up?" "When I first saw you." "I wasn't sure whether you're gay or not." "Look, now you've got so much hair." "Look at those waves on your forehead." "Digital technology is good, don't you think?" "I hate what you say." "You think I don't know how to make myself look good?" "My friends get expensive make up from their boyfriends." "Have you ever got me any?" "Hey, Miss." "Stop harassing me." "Your look is your responsibility." " I just .." " What else didn't I do for you?" "Well, do you want me to make a list?" "It'll take all day to make that list." "How come you're so rude?" "Rude?" "You should be more sensitive with what you say." "Sensitive?" "Yes, I am a sensitive guy." "Hey, Brad Pitt." "Look at this gorgeous love-handle." "Hey, hey!" "Let me go." "Are you playing hard to get?" "Stop it." "You make me feel sick." "Well, Joon-Seok is pissed off." "He's such a girl." "I'll get him something." "Oh, my sweet bunny, are you angry?" "What's wrong, 'Brad'." "Stop sulking!" "I asked you not to call me that." "You always say things I don't like." "You're always telling me I say things you don't like." "Well, today is a special day." "Stop it now." "Please, please!" "Good, good." "Come here, sit down." "It's our 5th anniversary!" "Hold on." "It's ready." "It's a special day, let's put this hat on." "Please just for a bit, okie dokie." "Good." "You always like this stupid stuff." "It makes me sick." "You look pretty, sister." " Do I look okay?" " Yeah." "Let's sing." "What song?" "Congratulation!" "You know this one, right?" "Let's go." "One, two, three, four." "Congratulation!" "And celebration!" "Let's celebrate our 5th anniversary!" "Congratulation!" "And celebration!" "Let's celebrate our 5th anniversary!" "Ready, one, two, three." "Shit!" "Cut it out!" "Don't wipe it off." "You should eat it." "You're cruel." "You're." "Just stop it." "I know you like it." "Am I right?" "You're so." "Come here, here." "I'm going insane." "Look at this hair..." "and this belly button." "Hey, Young-joon!" "Do we really have to do this?" "Are you changing your mind again?" "No, I'm not." "It feels a bit kinky." " Kinky?" " Yeah." "A lot of people make videos of themselves." "Are you saying they're all kinky?" "That's what people say when they are put on the Internet." "You should know that." "Do you not want do it then?" "No, it's not that." "You don't want to do it?" "Yes..." "Really?" "If that's what you want." "Let stop it then!" "I'll just record myself." "Pervert." "Song Young-jun is a pervert." "I'm a pervert." "Are you really okay with this?" "There is no right or wrong here." "We just like each other and that's why we're doing this." "Are you pissed off?" "No, are you?" "Hey, don't you talk to me now?" "Well?" "Young-joon?" "Come on..." "Hey..." "Will you promise me?" "Promise what?" "That this is first and last time we do this." "I'm not gonna do this again." "We're not kinky just because we record ourselves." "Today is special." "It's a special day." "Okay!" "Okay?" "Hey lady, your butt is so sexy!" "Here, check out this butt." "See." "You can do it." "Wow, you're so handsome, my Brad Pitt!" "Are you happy now?" "Yeah." "Come here." "You must obey my orders." "Why aren't you moving?" " No, no." " Wait, wait." "Hold on." "Greasy?" "Quick." " I'm Done." " Done?" "You're so pretty." "Pretty?" "Is it working?" "Sister, you look pretty." "All set ... ready ... action!" "Hold on." "It's a microphone!" "This?" "Well, then" "Mr. Seo Jun-Seok, introduce yourself please." "Introducing myself?" "What the hell?" "Just tell me your name and age." "Do you like being in a chat room?" "Chat room?" "I'll just tell you my ID." "What is it?" "VEGEMIL-B?" "Yeah, you remember?" "How could I forget such a corny name?" "Are you touched?" "No, it's just fascinating." "I was once a well known hottie." "Then I met someone, and now I'm fermented." "I'm old news." "Fermented?" "You think you've passed it?" "Don't you remember what a country boy you were back then?" "You were so 'VEGEMIL-B'." "What's wrong with 'VEGEMIL-B'?" "Yours was SOLEMIO" "That's so cheesy!" "Cheesy means 'My Sun'." "What's wrong with that?" "It's better then yours." "What's wrong with 'VEGEMIL-B'?" "Don't you know they're delicious?" "They are delicious." "Come on!" "We're not gonna talk about the past until sunrise." "Let's be serious and do the self-introduction, Okay?" "Ready ..." "Action!" "Self-introduction, hmm ..." "My name is Seo jun-seok." "I'm 26." "My sexual preference is secret." "My ideal man is an older handsome boy." "Finish." "Done?" "Okay!" "Jun-Seok." "Yes?" "What day is it today?" "Today?" "Today is Friday." "Is that all?" "Today is the 5th anniversary of my relationship." "I met someone I love." "Isn't my voice all girly?" "Yeah, so girly." "No, I'm kidding." "Just kidding." "What do you want to say now?" "This recording is supposed to feel like making a 5th anniversary album?" "But, it feels to me like I'm shooting a porn movie." "Porn..." "Don't be so tight." "Well, just call it Dirty Movie." "Dirty Movie?" "Yeah, that's more like it." "5 years..." "That's a long time." "How was it for you?" "Honestly?" "Go on!" "My boyfriends name is Song young-jun." "He is 30 years old." "He's so childish for his age." "So was very narrow-minded." "Totally narrow-minded." "He always wanted everything done his way." "He wasn't like a Human Being." "He was just like an animal." "Does this means you've been going out with an animal all this time." "Yeah." "With an animal." "So." "But because of me, he changed into a Human Being." "I'm so pleased for him." "So, how much longer do you want to be with Mr. Song?" "Never again." "Why should I?" "He always wanted his own way." "Always to eat the food he likes." "Always to go to his kind of movies." "And have sex whenever he wants." "And always the way he wants it." "If he asks me to do it again, I won't do it." "I'll stop." "You're so mad at me." "It's all pouring out of you." "Why not?" "I'm telling the truth." "Are you feeling guilty?" "Yes, it hurts." "Like a dagger runs through my heart." "It hurts." "I feel like I'm a celebrity." "Right." "And before, you were saying you won't do it." "I'm getting used to it now." "What're we gonna do now?" "What?" "You probably get upset when you see this." "Why?" "You are shooting this in a weird way?" "Show me!" "What?" "Look at this, roots will never change, right?" " What is this!" " This is true." "You look pretty." "You always look best, after you had a shower." "Just give it to me." "No!" "No!" "When did you hate me most?" "When...?" "Well..." "When you were telling me that..." "What?" "You always telling me   we had no future." "We must get married to a woman." "That the gay community in Korea will never change." "That sort of things." "I hated those words." "But it's true." "I know." "But, did you ever think of me?" "Sorry, just wait!" "I feel wonderful." "What the fuck, are you recording me?" "Yes." "Is there anything to drink?" "Here it is!" "Surprise!" "VEGEMIL-B!" "I will get the straw." "Here we go." "Thank you." "It's so delicious!" "Is that good?" "I love it!" "You're acting like an old man." "Now, I'm going to ask you." "What?" "From now on, I'm going to ask you." "What were you doing in the shower?" "Do I look okay?" "It's fine." "You look handsome." "Well, yeah." "If you want to know, why don't you rewind it?" "There is a fantastic film ready for you!" "With an attractive actor?" "Of course!" "The actor doesn't quite pass." "He's kind of chubby." "I don't see any fat." "His face in not so attractive either." "But, his dick is huge!" "Doesn't that matter?" "Then, show me." "Will you?" " Another tome!" " It's for good luck." "Show me, please!" "Stop acting shy." "What kind of person is Young-joon's boyfriend?" "My boyfriend?" "Yes." "I have a boyfriend." "He is..." "Young and spoiled." "Like a baby." "Is that all?" "I'm so disappointed." "My darling is sweet and tender." "And he is mature even though he's young." "What happen, you're praising him?" "Today is a special day." "A special day?" "What do you like about me?" " About you...?" " Yes." "It's difficult to pick one thing, but you're a good person." "You feel good." "It's a nice feeling." "Yeah, a nice feeling." "With you, I feel comfortable and at ease." "This is what led us to where we are now." "Normally, a romance between gay guys in Korea equals 1:10." "So, 5 years equal 50 years." "That means we're a married couple." " Am I right?" " Married." "Married, then who's the husband and who's the wife?" "I'm a top, that means I'm the husband." "You're so very conservative." "Oh, no." "For your information, I'll be the top today." "You think so?" "Go ahead." "You're born a bottom." "Come here." "Come." "Let me go." "Put the camera down." "Come here, bottom boy." "Be my bottom." "Sorry, I was wrong." "You always pound me like this." "You didn't know this, did you?" "I didn't know, didn't know." "I'll show you now." "How much do you like me?" "How much?" "This big." "What?" "Really?" "This big." "Do you believe that?" "Should I believe that?" "Well, how much do you like me?" "As much as we made love." "Then we should do it everyday." "Honestly, what am I for you?" "To me?" "You are corny." "But I like corny." "Not closing yourself to me, always being honest." "Is there anything you would like to do?" "Now?" "We have to finish YA-DONG first." "But later..." "Later?" "The beach, I'd like to go there again." "Where you told me you're breaking up with me?" "Yeah, there." "Even though, I love it there." "We'll go again, I promise." "If we go there and you ask me again to break up, I'll do it this time." "That was, when I was young." "Now I'm grown up." "I don't believe you." "You're not convincing." "Now, let's move on to the main course?" "The main course?" "Look up, I can't see your face." "Young-joon, one day ... you're not going to upload this to the Internet?" " One day ..." " No." "I'll upload this as" "VEGEMIL-B  SOLEMIO's 5th anniversary sex tape." "If you do that, I kill you." "Don't you trust me?" "You don't act like I can trust you." "I was bad to you." "Well, now you know." "We are going to break up one day, right?" "Why do you keep talking about that?" "Why?" "When time comes..." "I wonder how I feel when I watch this video." "I'll just wank off." "You're so low!" "So dirty!" "Am I low?" "Am I dirty?" " Yes." " Would you like taste of dirty?" " You tickle me," " Sorry." "I told you to shave." "Hey...?" "What?" "Can you live without me?" "Of course, there are so many cute gay guys out there." "What?" "I think... we should remember this moment." "Like the video we're recording now." "You told me, you gonna wank off to it." "You always react so sensitive when I make a joke." "You should just listen to what I say." "You don't seem to respect me." "Anyway..." "Do you like making love with me?" "What would you do, if I said no?" "I'd still make you do it." "Young-joon?" "Yes?" "My darling?" "What?" "Your eyes look sad." "Even when I do this?" "Come on." "Slowly." "Give it to me." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "You're such a baby." "I think I have something in my eye." "I'll record this." "To make fun of you, later." "You're just a baby after all." "I can smell you off my hands." "Smell them." "It's nice." "Do you know ..." "When I'm at work, and I think of you," "I smell my hands." "When I do that, it feels like I'm with you, making love to you." "It feels like you're right next to me." "You are kinky." "What?" "If I'm kinky, then you're too." "That makes us a couple of perverts." "Your smile is one of your best features." "I wish you'd always smile." "Darling, can you make that face again." "Look at us." "Surprise!" "I didn't expect anything special today, but I was really really happy." "Thank you for loving me and to care about me." "And thank you for making me happy." "You were always my best friend," "and you always will be." "I..." "I think..." "I think, we are happy people." "As time goes by, many things will be forgotten." "But I want to remember today, forever." "You're a liar." "I don't smell anything." "Don't skip your breakfast, just because I'm not there." "Don't smoke when you're stressed." "When you're drunk, ask people around you for help." "There is so much I wanted to tell you." "But, I'm worried it might be too much for you." "However, take good care of yourself." "Okay?" "Will you promise me that?" "Your nose is runny." " Did you record it?" " I got it?" "My darling, I'm recording all of this." "You should've recorded them." "It's disgusting." "I'm tired." "This is too much." "Catch me if you can." "It's exhausting." "For the last shot  we'll have the beach as the background." "I can't see my face." "No, no, no." "Joon!" "Joon!" "Joon!" "Go!"