"Fly on, brave little Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Over hill and dale, carrying your vital message." "Through the wooded glens, over the Brooklyn Bridge." "The Brooklyn Bridge?" "Cleverly disguised as the Brooklyn Bridge, the dreaded Vulture Squadron  has been waiting to pounce upon the hapless Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Are you ready, Klunk?" " Ready." " Well, let her go." "What kind of a fiendish device has Klunk come up with this time, Dastardly?" "It's a radio-controlled robot pigeon hawk." "It will seize Yankee Doodle Pigeon in its powerful talons and bring him back to our plane." "Watch." "I... missed him." "That's no... pigeon." "That's a... boulder." "Well, don't just sit there, you knothead, do something." "I can't." "The... is stuck." "Klunk, you lunkhead." "That's the last time I try another one of your cockamamie ideas." "I've got a great idea." "Let's get out of here." "Come back here, Zilly." "You've just volunteered to figure out the next way we try to catch that pigeon." "Oh, no." "There." "It's finished, chief." "That's terrific." "That's stupendous." "That's, that's..." "What is it?" "That's my Beanbag Bomber." "Beanbag Bomber?" "You sure you got all your beans, Zilly?" "And so the Vulture Squadron takes to the air in the Beanbag Bomber." "Everybody hold on to the rope until I say, "Let go."" " What did he say?" " Everybody... until says..." " What did he say?" "Doesn't anybody in this outfit speak my language?" "Everybody let go of the rope." "What did he say?" "Somebody do something!" "I'm gonna do something." "I'm gonna push the panic button." "It's every man for himself, women and sissies first." "Muttley, help me!" "Well, don't just sit there." "Do something." "No." "Will you please make up your mind?" "How many times have I told you, not by the mustache, you chowderhead." "Now I suppose you expect to get a medal." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I've got a better idea." "You can have the honor of dreaming up our next scheme to catch the pigeon." "Big deal." "I must have been out of my mind letting Muttley work out our next operation." "What is that pile of junk, Muttley?" "Oh, yeah?" "Looks more like a flying doghouse to me." "What's that kooky thing on top?" " Oh, a bird-dog sensing device, eh?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Let's get that soaring kennel into the air and see if it can sniff out a pigeon." "Couldn't you have built it a little bit bigger?" "What do you think we are, a bunch of chihuahuas?" "The bird-dog sensing device has caught the scent." " Quick, throw on the automatic pilot." " And there's the... pigeon." "What's wrong with this flying flea barn?" "Doesn't it know a pigeon when it sees one?" "Now where is it going?" "I guess you know, Muttley, this means the doghouse for you for 30 days." "It looks like if anything is going to get done right around here I'm going to have to do it myself." " What is it, chief?" " The Dick Dastardly Double-Ugly Devil-Diver." " Wow." " Gee... whiz." "Watch closely, and you'll see how an expert stops that pigeon." "Contact." "Switch on." "And away we go." "Listen to those engines purring like a kitten." "Guess the pussycat doesn't feel so good." "Okay, everybody out and push." "It's just temperamental and needs a little coaxing." "See, I told you." "There she goes." "And here she comes back." "Head for cover." "Mad plane!" "Mad plane!" "I've created a monster." "Go away." "You're supposed to chase pigeons." "Well, anyway, we're in the plane." "And so with all the bugs ironed out, Dick Dastardly's Double-Ugly Devil-Diver  is out to catch the pigeon." "There he is now." "We'll get him this time." " Everybody, out and push." " Out?" "And push?" " That's an order." " Yes, sir." "I did a boo-boo." "Hello?" "Oh, it's you, General." "What, you say you've designed some planes for us?" "That's mighty nice of you, sir." "Thank you." "He calls this a plane?" "I've never been so humiliated in my life." "Stop snickering, you smart-aleck pigeon." "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "In the bitter cold of the far-off frozen northern front, Yankee Doodle Pigeon  continues his dangerous task of delivering messages  hotly pursued by Dick Dastardly." "Whose mission it is to..." "Stop that pigeon." "Lying in ambush, in their dreadful snow-scoop machine..." " ... is the dreaded Vulture Squadron." " Here they... come." "Oh, dear." "Oh, my." "Muttley." "Operation Snowball... ready, chief." " Fire when ready." " Ready." "Fire." "Drat." "It's the Abominable Snowman." "Muttley, do something!" "There's a big storm headed this way." "Let's try again before it hits." "A storm?" "Oh, dear." "Muttley, fetch." "Chicken, Zilly." "Oh, hello, General." "The pigeon?" "No, General, not yet." "But this time we can't miss with Operation Ice Cube." "Watch, we'll show you." "When our forward observer, Klunk spots the pigeon, he sounds the alarm." "Thar she... blows." "Muttley maneuvers into position." "Then he lets the pigeon have it, like this:" "The water washes the little squirt into the ice machine." "And presto." "Iced pigeon." "Thank you, General." " Pigeon." " No, Muttley." "Don't." "Muttley!" "Just thought I'd drop in for a quick hello." "Drat." "I've got to hand it to you, Klunk." " This invention of yours really works." " Yup:" "What?" "What did he say?" "What?" "He said that the pigeon will never suspect this electrical trap disguised as a cloud." "Here he comes." "Quick, throw the switch." "Drat and double drat." "It's not working." "If you want things done right around here, you've got to do them yourself." "Here's the trouble." "I'll just connect these loose wires, and..." "Muttley!" "Water." "I feel faint." "Thanks a heap, Muttley." "I can guess what that means." "Muttley!" "Faster, men." "We got to pop it to him this time." " Right, chief, and don't:" " Don't what?" "What?" "He said, "Don't forget to use the parachute."" "Right." "Now let's see, first I knock out the pigeon with the boxing glove dropping the pigeon into the basket, and we've stopped that pigeon." "It's Operation King Arthur time." "Muttley!" "Drat and double drat." " Medal?" " Who needs you you medal-mooching mutt." "Get lost." "Muttley!" "What's the matter?" "Didn't you ever see a knight in the daytime before?" "Well, we didn't stop that pigeon, but this storm sure did." "This isn't a fit night out for man nor beast." "Oh, sorry about your igloo, old man." "I would ask you in but there's only room for four of us in here, and..." "Muttley!" "General?" "No, it's me, Dastardly, you dumbhead." "Do something." "I'm freezing." "That's better." "Hey, listen to my echo, chief." "Hello!" "Hello." "Get lost!" "Hey, my echo didn't call back." "Get lost yourself." "If it gets any hotter, I'm going to melt." "What we need is a good rain." "I heard what you said, D.D. And you can relax." "I'm gonna make it rain by seeding the clouds." "Mission accomplished, D.D." "In just a few seconds, you'll be enjoying a refreshing rain." "Hey, D.D. I'm gonna have to go back up again." "I seeded the clouds with the wrong stuff." "I know." "I know." "Hurry up with that sweeping." "There are more buildings that need cleaning." "Success." "So Professor Muttley's invention works." "That automatic sweeper ought to make millions for me." "That sleep mist will take care of him while I go out to seek my fortune with his sweeper." "And I guarantee you, sir that this automatic sweeper will revolutionize housecleaning and make your company's name a household word." "Our company's name is a household word." "Now, let's see this thing work." "Yes, sir." "Right away." "Gee, I wish Professor Muttley had invented an instruction booklet too." "Maybe if I just push all the buttons." "It's getting harder and harder to be a successful villain." "Eureka." "You'll love this invention, sir." "This had better be good, or I'll throw you out of here." "What does your invention do?" "This is a..." "This is an automatic shoe-shiner." "Wait a minute." "My shoes are suede." "Get out!" "Get out!" "He fell for the old phony-phone-call gag." "With this invention I'm not going to make any mistakes." "First to figure out what it is." ""Professor Muttley's Foolproof Burglar Alarm. " Burglar alarm?" "That's great." "I'll buy it." "Here's a thousand dollars." "You'd better be finished in there, because I'm coming to inspect it." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"