"Kulokoski, isn't it a nice day?" "What are you talking about?" "Give me a cigarette" "Ask nicely" "May I have a cigarette?" "You won't" "May I Now have a cigarette?" "No" "You said that I can't have a cigarette" "Why I can't have a cigarette?" "Because smoking's forbidden here" "Just a little one" "Oh?" "Just that" "Ooo" "Devil's devil!" "Hell's arse!" "Don't use "hell's devil"" "Arctic fox's shit found in our pit" "Whole summer and just half an ounce of gold" "With that can get a starter soup from Pohjahovi already, after which - mr butler already points to the exit" "Kyrpä-Jooseppi (Cock-Joseph), what've you got?" "Can't find, no" "But next to that ditch the gold vain goes" "How do you know that?" "I have that kind of feeling on my arse" "How does your arse know it?" "I just have that kind of an arse" "Erä-Jorma (Backwood-Joe), have you noticed - that Kyrpä-Jooseppi shits at his own pole?" "So what?" "We are shitting at the outhouse" "What then?" "I mean, why?" "I guess it's because he has such a special arse" "(in German) Look there, two gold-diggers" "I doubt they have found nothing" "They've been here for a long time" "There is also a third man." "Where?" "There." "Taking shit" "Taking shit?" "Weird guy." "There is an outhouse just next to." "Strange" "Countryside men." "We should go and say hi" "We need to meet such comical men" "Klasu, stay!" "Tell me, what is wrong with Hautamäki?" "Broman" "Well, psychodynamically he is insane" "There are more manias than all other patients combined - and impulse-control, hey, that is really poor" "Probably the worst in the North-Calotte" "At times he is rather charming - or in some way rather nice." "Kulokoski continues" "Last summer, when we tried to organize a midsummer party, - that satanic crazy screwed up himself - to a flagpole." "Yeah" "That was a human lock." "Four days in the rain - twisted his arms and legs" "It was a katatonic forced posture" "Whole Hautamäki-clan is full of forest people" "What caused the conflict at this year's midsummer?" "Who says?" "You say" "No you say." "Okay, I will" "Well, he wasn't given cigarette" "Boys, boys, this is not going anywhere" "This is not going anywhere, goddammit" "Kakelper's boys, retailers get - 4000 boxes of liver casserole and they all include - a surprise arranged by you:" "a condom, goddammit" "Soon my name is printed on tabloids, goddammit" "And there are Korean niggers on their way here - to see model for a food factory, goddammit" "You have been two months in apprenticeship, - and if I had the authority, not the county officials, " "I would have kicked you out already after the first week" "Goddamnit!" "Goddammit" "Get out of there" "Now, Jönssi and Dille, - let's make a deal" "You may only be at the dispatch platform - and smoke cigarettes, - and talk bullshit as so far, " "but you don't do any work" "Thanks, mister sub-manager" "It is a matter of chance, at what mood one happens to wake up" "Can't expect much from a man, who's been howling moon all childhood - and been running around fells nude all juvenile years." "And dick swinging out" "And now he's just raving all night." "What's he raving about?" "He has an obsession for gold." "What?" "Gold-obsession." "Insane person's dream of gold-treasure" "In it's own way it is fascinating" "Wouldn't it be better if we all three didn't go there?" "Broman stays outside" "That's what I was just thinking, that I stay here outside" "Broman stays outside" "Good day, Hautamäki" "May I have a cigarette?" "No" "Kulokoski, did anybody hurt bad?" "Hautamäki should know, - that it does hurt, when hit hard" "Could this shirt be removed now already?" "Let's just keep the shirt on Hautamäki" "Well, what was that interesting?" "It was damn good that you didn't come in" "Strong medication shall be continued" "Broman will watch Hautamäki over night" "The case will be reviewed again tomorrow" "Just so" "I have two more days and then I will go to Ibiza" "What could happen anymore?" "Hey Dille" "What now?" "Shall we go in?" "Let's" "I assume it is clear to everyone what we are going to do" "Last bets are still accepted" "Still accepted" "With what size bet Kari is in?" "I don't want to be in to this in any way" "Well, then you don't need to watch either" "Let's begin" "Ready-dy, set-te, go" "Legendary" "Ready-dy, set-te, go" "Legendary" "Why did he have to go look for that Alice?" "Don't tell me you are going drinking?" "How so?" "Drinking's not allowed here" "No?" "Boys, you are asking for trouble" "Lasse?" "Lasse!" "Lasse, Lasse" "Lasse!" "Hmm, what's up now?" "When are we going?" "Oh, listen, dear, you are rather nice, - but not exactly my type" "Moreover I am going to Ibiza, - and how can I know, are you speaking true?" "If you are not you, then it is somebody else" "Come here" "I don't want to talk here" "Come on here now" "Come here, right next to me." "Come on." "This way" "See..." "No need to be afraid" "Goddamn, these are sweet" "I can feel, listen, gold-diggers' pickaxes' strokes - and smell their sweat" "It smells, hear me, just plain shit" "Now we are going already" "And here, here is our famous meatball oven which makes 13,000 meatballs per hour" "And the next place, where we are going to is here" "I suggest we don't go to the dispatch area, - because last night there's been a terrible hassle there" "Of course we go there" "And this is our glory and pride." "The delivery room" "Oh, shit" "No way, boys, goddammit, this is not going anywhere" "Everything is at end." "You need to leave" "Hey submanager, do you think that when butterfly's dung beetle has - been on the watch next to elephant's arse for weeks, - it didn't know that one it is going to fly off - to hell when the elephant farts." "What?" "It's going to build a house there" "Out!" "Hey submanager, don't start to give birth here - when Dille is speaking." "Out" "Hey, may I drive Aspen?" "Why not" "Autoradio plays:" ""Titanic, iron shell..."" "Should I buy glasses?" "I don't know" "Should you drive?" "I don't know" "I think you drive fucking well" "Goddammit" "Goddammit, kneecap" "J.P!" "Broman!" "Where the hell is Hautamäki?" "Towards where we shall drive to?" "Keep driving" "May I have a cigarette?" "That's what I was thinking, that now we must - go and get you cigarettes." "(In Swedish:) That must we do" "(Car radio plays:) "I look at deserted sandbeach"" ""Thoughts of mine travel far"" ""Here with you"" ""I once get to be, just two of us"" ""I look at the deserted sandbeach"" ""the most beautiful memories they are"" ""the summerday when I get to be the luckiest"" ""I look at the deserted sandbeach..."" ""Thoughts of mine travel far"" "Hey, can you drive while I put on some makeup?" "Hey hey, what did just happen?" "I guess we ran out of petrol" "How do I drive this?" "Never know who comes to visit" "Hey Dille!" "Yes?" "What the hell stroke us?" "Looks like Seat Malaga" "Would it better if you drove?" "Why so?" "I might faint." "Yes I can drive" "Fuck, my shirt ripped." "The dices flew to hell" "Oh terrible, what a wreck" "Terrible wreck and where is my other shoe?" "Hey" "Was that Åke Blomqvist?" "Hautamäki, Hautamäki, where is my make-up comb?" "Hautamäki?" "Hautamäki is dead!" "And look at my Seat Malaga" "You are murderers!" "Look at Dille's Aspen" "I feel like my skull is loose." "I see" "A little bit feels on forehead" "May I have a cigarette?" "Of course" "May I sit down?" "Go ahead" "Thank you." "You are nice gentlemen" "I value good manners, - although I myself am from a madhouse." "So are we" "My family is from up north." "You happen to know Kyrpä-Jooseppi?" "We don't." "He was my father" "We are on our way to his gold cache with Broman" "Broman is my nurse from the madhouse" "Boys, hasn't it been a nice day?" "Yes." "Pretty legendary" "Broman is gay by the way." "No need to care about it" "Join us to the gold rapids" "There should be enough for everyone" "I'm not so much after gold, but that Broman" "He is so greedy for everything that shines." "He is like a magpie" "Now he woke up." "Hautamäki" "Hautamäki, don't tell me you told them - about our secret to those dudes?" "Don't be inconsiderate." "These are nice buddies" "This is Dille and Jöns." "Good day" "Don't believe him, he is insane" "I mean totally crazy" "Well then." "Here we are." "Police." "I'm going to run away" "Hey Dille, what shall we do?" "I guess we run away too" "Run and catch them!" "Perkele!" "(Damn it!" ")" "Catch them." "Push them down to ground" "Give fist, but gently!" "Damn, there goes one" "A lovely chase" "There goes another!" "One more there" "Catch them" "Oh no." "Have I done something personal to you?" "Nothing personal." "I'm just doing my job" "Oh like a honeybee?" "Like an ant" "We don't really have desire to prosecute Broman" "Resignment papers are already submitted" "We don't care where he goes" "Let him calm down in the jail for awhile" "Do you know these Kakelberg twins?" "What men are they?" "Kakelberg-family's tragic story" "It is familiar to all from 60's." "All magazines wrote about it" "Mother died, father sent the kids to reformatory and went his own way" "Boys were tried to be integrated into the society already in 70's" "Now they are in the ministry of labour's job training experiment" "The previous place, Ponso's sawmill, burnt - and the owners got nothing from their insurance" "They shot themselves" "Yesterday they got kicked out from the foodfactory - and over there guns had started to bang as well" "I'm tired of this, but let's let it be" "Let's just handle all this paperwork, - then we can return to the madhouse with Hautamäki" "What sort of mental illness makes man to love tree so much?" "Hey Broman, we need to have a negotiation" "Go away, go away you rats" "Hey do gays always let go so easily?" "Listen now, stinky baldhead, it doesn't belong to good manners to - talk to people like that, and secondly, we don't let" "Furthermore, I am very unyielding gay" "Hey Broman!" "Do you want Donald Duck -drink?" "We could offer" "I don't know." "I really don't" "Where you going?" "I'm going to fix our windshield" "Oh well, it's maybe not criminal offense - but it almost is though" "The problem is that how to get him out." "I don't know" "It is a problem." "If I go, I have no chance" "Yes I know." "Your profession is vandal - and it causes problems to you." "Of course not" "Dille hey" "Just like this!" "And my condition is that we need to act attractively - and discreetly" "You think we are amateurs?" "No, but if something happens, I won't be taking part" "What's smelling here?" "Me" "This is BX's windshield." "How much this cost?" "Nothing." "Legendary" "Is it necessary to do this just like this?" "Yes" "Have to act silently." "Seppo is at nightshift" "Could you just shut up?" "Oh well, it got loose" "Shut up" "Very noisy." "Probably nobody heard" "Shut up" "I see, I'll go to the car then" "Oh how terrible" "I was just fretting, when I was watching your drilling..." "Yes?" "...that I haven't met you before" "Good day" "Thanks" "Mr Jönssi, I didn't know, - that you are such a caveman" "By the way where comes the name Jöns?" "Is it like John, John Wayne?" "My real name is James" "It comes from James Dean." "By James Dean" "Well what is Dille then?" "My real name is Dean" "Also comes from James Dean?" "No." "From Dean Martin" "Lapland's rather large region" "I was just wondering, - that where exactly is this gold-treasure located?" "Stop the car!" "Stop the car!" "What now?" "We will camp here" "What goddammit?" "Elmeri, Elmeri, come and eat so you have energy" "I'm not so hungry." "What?" "Broman, do you know what kind of person is insane?" "You mean that do I know how it is to be crazy?" "But do you know how it is to be insane?" "(gibberish)" "Try" "(more gibberish) Do more" "Roll" "Roll." "Look to the sky" "Roll, roll." "Is this good?" "Now he left." "Who?" "Hautamäki." "He runs there on the field" "So what?" "He really went?" "Somebody's moving there in the dark" "I am sure that we will never get out of here" "No Hautamäki, no gold, and I won't ever make it to Ibiza" "It's your fault" "Dude, now shut up" "That's what you always say, when I try to explan something." "Be quiet!" "I was just saying..." "With all respect, mr." "Broman - but I'm not going to eat any bag-soups" "Hautamäki" "Think about this" "Whole elephant herd died to elephant-plague" "One carrion fly arrives to the scene" "What does it do?" "Does it go to tell his friends?" "I don't believe so" "Not so" "It thinks that it was pure luck" "It enjoys a meal, and if it has energy it goes - to inform others, that the bar is open" "You understand, do you?" "I didn't know that you are such a philosopher mr Dille" "Like a new age Friedrich Nietzche." "What?" "I've got, boys, a little bit sad things to tell" "Broman, you don't likely know - but my life-doctor told that I have one month left to live" "What?" "No way" "I have a dream and I would like - that you realized it with me" "What we need to do?" "I have lived my whole life lived in treatment facilities - and I would just like to live normal life - live an average person in the society" "Be normal like you are" "Ouch!" "Mr Broman - let's go" "Left" "Left and then right" "I guess we are approaching the gold-treasure" "Oh my goodness..." "Elmeri!" "Oh, Elmeri!" "What the hell is this now?" "Be quiet." "The man is marked by death" "I guess those nice chicks are Hautamäki's relatives" "The dying has come to meet them for the last time" "För den sista gången." "Förstår du?" "Do you understand?" "Show some respect - if you have any left." "I can't" "What is that dude explaining about?" "You got plenty of space here." "I can clearly see - that there are no men in the house." "I have also always wanted - to get and be a maid to a countryhouse like this" "Shut up." "Includes also Broman" "Just like this!" "But day by day Elmeri becomes - more and more like Kyrpä-Jooseppi" "Oh you" "Kyrpä-Jooseppi, Elmeri's dad, he was my and Lyyli's brother" "Elmeri never met Kyrpä-Jooseppi - but tell me, what have you been doing?" "So pretty and nice to see these people with you" "Aren't you introducing at all?" "Sorry now, lovely aunts." "This is Dille, he is philosopher" "Jönssi is mine digger - and mental nurse Janne Petteri Broman - he is solid gay." "Not completely" "Janne, do you want egg salad?" "Of course" "Is there any possibility to get more salt?" "We are going to get Jooseppi's gold" "I haven't said anything bad about it" "May I ask - is the story about Jooseppi's gold even a true story - or is it Hautamäki family's - so called funny story thingy or something?" "Listen now mr Purman" "Don't you come and challenge us with such" "We go the backyard and I will show you something." "Jeses, thanks for the food" "So you haven't heard anything about Kyrpä-Jooseppi (Cock-Joseph)?" "Then you don't know Naamapää (Facehead) or Erä-Jorma (Backwood-Jorma) either" "They were such hubbies that you don't find today" "Purmani, do you know what this is?" "Well, it is truly old car" "This is the German war era SUV" "It's that KÃ¼gelwagen, familiar from "High Heels"" "Himmel, dive" "What does this have to with Kyrpä-Jooseppi?" "Damned damn, hell's contraption" "What levitated you too here?" "(march-song Erika plays in the background)" "(the song ends)" "(in German) Good day, Finnish friends" "How is it going?" "Do you want to go for a ride?" "That's not all" "Jooseppi's coffin laid upright in that cabin." "The year was '44" "Naamapää and Erä-Jorma didn't care but left the coffin, - the remains of Jooseppi and car, and head to the sea" "Since then those hubbies haven't been - heard or seen." "I doubt they are alive either" "Jooseppi rests under that rowan tree" "Mother washed up the corpse, because it had crapped" "Do you know Ruumanni, - that if there was gold found in the gold-digger's crap, - wouldn't he be quite a gold-digger?" "Real tough" "I hope you, Elmeri, got the nuggets intact?" "Well yes, of course" "You have kept the memory of your father haven't you?" "Yes" "Was there, Broman, any questions left?" "Shall we go back to eat?" "Keep yourselves men." "Here are pies for you" "And watch that Roomanni takes too" "Now that Elmeri tells the sad news to the aunts" "Elmeri, are you still crazy?" "I am" "Oh, how tragic" "Well, that is good." "What do you say?" "You may be right." "It's perfectly clear" "What's the point of releasing such madman through the wall" "We won't tell the police." "It's better for the patient, - if we won't cause any extra hassles" "We can take care of this on our own" "Two of us aren't capable defeating him" "No no!" "We shall take a big car and Lasse and Seppo" "And go and get complete stunning-set" "We take our own car" "Yeah" "Hey Broman." "Let's start to calculate, you are a doctor" "I'm just a nurse." "In any case" "How much gold there can be in crap?" "It depends on how much gold has been eaten" "How much gold one can eat?" "It depends on how much gold has been found to be eaten" "How much gold one can find to be eaten?" "That really can't be known." "Say something now" "Say somehing now." "Fuck, you don't know nothing about anything" "I'm assuming we are driving the last metres, (in Swedish:" "last metres)" "Mr Broman, you are the most impatient person - who I've ever seen" "Take a look at driver James Kakelberg" "You cannot sense any kind of uncertainty from him" "What fucking place is this now?" "You moor." "This is an orthodox monastery of men" "Can't you see, dying has come here to clean up, - to receive the last anointing?" "Wear a shirt, you sweating potbelly" "Oh goddamnit" "...run away from the crowd" "Coming!" "Ehee!" "Hehe hee he, he he hee he" "He he heehe." "He he heehe" "Hautamäki, who is that dude?" "Mr Dille, here is the father Aleksei" "He is my step brother Aleksei Hautamäki" "Hi there, hi." "Can't catch me" "God bless you" "Hehhehee" "(Russian talk)" "Kautokeino" "Kautokeino..." "Kautokeino?" "Aha!" "So that's what this is about." "Yes" "It's acquired by deceiving." "Won't do any good" "You want your share of the gold?" "I don't want anything anymore, I have made my promises" "Anything secular doesn't interest in that way" "Take a look now, Elmeri, take a look" "During the war the enemy caught our clock" "Nowadays the elder monks don't hear the sound of the clock nomore " "They fast quite involuntarily." "Be without eating?" "Yes" "By himself the man himself knows the best" "Father Aleksei?" "Yes?" "May we interfere your holyness?" "It is so peaceful here" "I have always dreamed about monastery" "Monks are in certain way gloriously holy, - forgive me rather." "No no, that's how it exactly is" "No, but I wanted to ask..." "About the gold treasure?" "No, I'm not interested in gold" "I just wanted to ask - that how many Hautamäki siblings there are?" "Our father, Joosep Hautamäki was very fertile - and popular man, there are totally - twenty-four of us siblings." "Oh terrible" "Our father Kyrpä-Jooseppi was very ecumenical buck" "Thanks a lot, hey hey" "Calling me the Kyysämö" "A fjell I see sturdy." "Well?" "What now?" "I can't tolerate this, this doesn't go anywhere" "Here we just gad about the length and breadth ways" "Always the same deal." "Hey Bromanni" "Do you think that if coyote stalks a fowl in the jungle - that it would work out...?" "No, it wouldn't, if it started striking" "Yes yes, I don't understand nothing about anything, " "I don't know anything." "Dear pissheads, " "I wouldn't spend a second with you unless I had to" "And now I will exit for awhile" "(Adjö) (farewell in Swedish)" "Hey Jönssi." "The gay lost consciousness." "Good" "Are these gentlemen part of Elmeri's party?" "Well those they were." "Yes" "The men have a long crime registry" "Police is also looking for them" "For certain they will take advantage of Elmeri" "In the worst case scenario they murder him" "May the Lord bless!" "When I was there with Ruumanni " "I guessed that that man didn't have all bolts in place" "So they are on their way to north, or?" "That's right, to get Jooseppi's gold" "But aren't such gold treasures - complete products of imaginary?" "Listen now, girl, let may say some" "Don't brisk!" "Don't, don't you" "But we just want some help." "Where are they heading to?" "We made it!" "Well then boys, this is Kautokeino" "Paskakönkä's gorge" "Is there electricity?" "Is it possible to blow-dry?" "Here my dad, Kyrpä-Jooseppi, accomplished those deeds" "If may eyes don't lie - near that fjell is my dad's ancient pole" "I'm going to get a tent from the car" "There's a shovel in the shed probably" "I assume that work is begun immediately" "For my part I'm going to satisfy my age-old instincts." "Think about it here he has been sitting with the naked bum" "And yet this is in good condition" "And now from there really properly yet hey" "Like that, good" "And then, hop hop, mars mars" "Hey, try to at least look productive" "I can't be here all year." "Oh terrible" "Hot and sweaty I knew Mombasa" "Tau dau da da dau" "Fuck I can't recall the lyrics" "Hey Jönssi" "Do you know how this gold flushing happens?" "In this..." "like...shake this pan." "That gold remains on the bottom and those light rocks go to fuck" "Do you get it?" "Yeah" "What are these small birds, they bite so damn strong?" "They are no birds, they are gnats" "Just like this!" "Do we have anything?" "No" "Bears!" "This makes about 20 grams." "That's all?" "How much it makes per arse?" "Sh!" "Two hundred times ounce... 1,300 marks" "But that's a hell of a good, mindless pile of money" "Shall we now leave from here?" "What's up with him?" "In all probability there was more gold" "Sorry mr Dille - but with your gold flushing skills - nuggets worth of a stone house leaked down the downstream." "Could that be?" "Hey Dille." "What?" "Come outside" "That's an old motorcycle handle" "Do you happen to know how much these gadgets might be worth?" "Well no." "Do you?" "I do" "(Jöns starts singing Halti's wedding song) Lai lala laila" "What is this then?" "It's that motorcycle's driver" "Jordai" "No ni, this is what I found" "This is...hey!" "...tsidecar ZÃ¼ndappi." "A what?" "Tsidecar-ZÃ¼ndappi, known from Commando comics" "What's that then?" "It's handyman" "Let's see what's here" "Oho" "Oh goddamnit" "What?" "Oh goddammit" "Dille." "Yeah?" "Why didn't we take that Dotsi and get away with it?" "We are quite idiots." "Yea" "We were supposed to be with that Hautamäki, - when it dies and everything" "We are quite shocking idiots" "On my behalf this is it" "I will go to Ã–rebro to see Tommi-brother" "What has happened here?" "Where are the skinheads?" "Skinheads weigh cycle, and carry a box" "What for?" "Worth our while to drive there beside the road - and ask from themselves" "Hautamäki?" "Yes?" "One bad thing, you ate your last medicines yesterday" "That's interesting." "Just de" "Open the trunk, start the engine" "Well, what are your carrying?" "Hey" "Gold." "What?" "Gold!" "Tsidecar-ZÃ¼ndappi was totally loaded with goal." "What?" "ZÃ¼ndappi, side" "Oh" "What's this scout camp here?" "We've been found, that's Kulokoski's Volvo" "Hautamäki, shall we take this situation peacefully?" "Hautamäki, fancy a cigarette?" "I just did smoke, but thanks" "Lasse, take Hautamäki to the car" "What's this box here?" "There's some makeup stuff" "Take the gold to the car, it belongs to the state" "No, no, it's mine" "I mean we are taking it to the police" "Broman, you've been dismissed - and in any case you've got nothing to do with this case" "Dude calm down." "Even the bears don't rage all the time - they pull some lingonberries now and then." "Do you understand?" "Just like this" "Now Hautamäki-boy gets a morningshot" "Mistake" "Just like this" "Just like this" "Mistake, mistake, mistake" "Rasinkangas' vengeance will be quite horrible" "And now you are against the whole society system" "Mr Broman, you used wrong pronoun - not you, but we" "Hey, Hautamäki." "Well?" "How can that sort of gold be exchanged to cash?" "Quite easily but we got just one problem." "What?" "Medicines are gone and my head will go nuts soon" "Hey don't go mad just yet" "Let's buy you Aspirin, Bacimysin or something" "Skinheads were clearly plotting some sort of bump" "Why so?" "Well do you have any idea - to what kind of problems that amount of gold can lead?" "You can't even sell it." "You are ungrateful clown" "There is such a pile of gold in the trunk - that you buy Sirkus Sariola including the elephants and all" "It's not enough to you that you are false-erotic - and smelly animals, no, but you are also stupid" "Now goddamnit!" "Again a collision!" "Open up satan" "What's up with Jönssi?" "He's annoyed cos Aspen broke up" "Well aren't you annoyed as well?" "Perhaps a bit" "Well you shouldn't care about that" "You know, listen up, in that bang - my thoughts have become completely crystal-clear" "You asked about the gold exchange - at Helmivaara there lives a former banker " "Karl-Heinz Rummenigge" "He is the only one who can help us in this case" "See" "See the bus comes always at the moment lighting a cigaratte" "Dudes, the bus is coming" "Lasse and Seppo, take ambulance back to the institution - we continue from here with Kulokoski by ourselves" "No help from those monkeys" "Now we forget the injections and psychiatry" "Good day." "Hi" "Where're you going?" "We are going to Helmivaara - to Rummenniggel." "It's 50 per adult" "Dille" "Strictly speaking we don't have cash" "Well then you have no ride either" "Is this bus yours?" "Tsing, Tsing, Tsingis Kaan, - oppressor of every neighbor-nations" "Tsing, Tsing, Tsingis Kaan, - lover of all beautiful women used the saber, ha, ha, ha, haa showed the "signs of heaven", ha, ha, ha, haa" "Third reich where you boys have found this?" "This is the most lowest quality of gold - that I have never examined" "This sort of old-fashioned ingot's price - in the free market is not - more than about half a million marks" "What can you pay for us for one bar?" "How many bars you got?" "Sorry?" "Eleven" "Mr Rummenigge, what sort of cash you have here?" "cos we are needing some cash - and cos I'm losing my mind" "I'm able to get together the whole sum - in just a few days" "You can leave the remaining bars without concern - for me to keep" "We are taking them with us." "Oh okay" "I could pay you for this separate bar " "36 872 marks " "95 pennies" "Is this so?" "Yes, yes" "At the final transaction we can negotiate - about the true value of the bars and the lump sum of the deal" "Precisely" "Then there's one more request" "Now that you have cash like building contractors " "I wish that you wouldn't tell - about our business- partnership to anyone" "And that you would keep imperceptible and low profile" "Well that is unspokenly clear" "You know boys, that I have never get to feel - woman's warmth and closeness." "There's nothing special about it" "It's over-advertized." "I guess so" "Completely over-advertized" "We are in hell of a rush now" "We got to find them before they exchange the gold to cash" "In free market they can't sell it" "They have to find a buyer of dark gold" "Aren't there still few of them in Lapland?" "Surely." "And local police will tell us where" "Medical superintendent Rasinkangas here hello" "(music: "Gold or honor")" "We can't take an unknown singer halfway through the gig" "Besides, how can we know can the dude even sing?" "He sure can." "Hey it's the dude's dream" "Do you know how coyote pulls?" "We do" "So then when they begin to pull there in the jungle - do they begin to think that, oh fuck we didn't practice this at all" "You get it?" "Quite nice evening isn't it?" "An adult woman I am" "I don't get lost in the world's winds anymore" "May I?" "Our alliance shall validate" "I would like to continue a journey with a good beginning" "(song: dark eyes, brown hair, one time I get to lapse...)" "Would either of you like to come and dance with me?" "Either of you is fine or even both" "Yes he is that fella who just stopped eating - at the table in the middle." "Clear" "What can you do?" "I know nine basic positions - and 11 special postures and four massages - including thai and geisha." "Oho" "And you can choose either active, passive - or even dominant role." "Aha" "I use my body brilliantly." "Good" "And I make arousing sounds during intercouse." "Yea-a" "But listen, the most astonishing is that " "I'm able to move smoothly - eventhough I'm penetrated" "My internal muscles they are pumping already..." "Hey hey" "This thing is pretty settled." "Aha" "It's best to do this gig very calmly because we have a beginner in question" "When tiger sees a green mamba for the first time, it doesn't say:" ""Hey there, how's hose?"" "Oh yea precisely" "I so love him only" "This is Fredi" "Open your heart to me, I wish only good for you" "May I?" "You won't" "Something you hide inside - can see that thru your smile" "My name is Vanessa." "Just, just" "What's your name?" "I am Elmeri" "Lovely name." "Juu" "Elmeri" "Oh how strong neck you have." "It is" "Shall we go to your room?" "Well I live together with my group - out there, in kind of a trailer, so But you can come there, there is space" "May I recite a poem that I have written?" "Yes you may" "I look at pond from behind grille, swans fly away curved and vanished from sight behind horizon" "Only one remained, that was me" "You came to the shore, I felt twinge in fistula " "I didn't need wings anymore, you were there, Vanessa" "You need something?" "No I was saying - that I can offer you whatever you want" "Sorry my friend is in trouble a little bit, have to go to help" "But we will see later." "It tickles!" "Goddamn" "Here we don't tolerate boys like these" "Lilliputian, now let go of Broman" "And how is it your business?" "Lovely" "Like that" "Hey Hautamäki, need help?" "No" "Interesting man" "So bestial and after all so sentimental, so sentimental" "Shall we leave, or should I still sing something?" "Let's sing later" "Hey fellow" "Here's some smart money for you, so that I would run out" "Boys let's go." "Applies to Broman as well" "Just det" "Listen hey, I would like to stay very much - but highway is hot." "But listen - also my lap is hot, and you may absorb in it." "Yep yep" "I will give you such treatment this night - that you will remember it for rest of your life" "Maybe that highway can await for a bit" "I assume that I'm starting to feel a bit differently about you" "I know that we can't ever like love - or at least be like I would like to" "But perhaps we can be friends" "You were so lovely, cos you came like Leos - to defend me against those barbarians" "Nobody has ever defended me before" "Jönssi, can we hug?" "No we don't hug" "(German from radio)" "Well" "Who is it calling now?" "At Göring, Hermann speaking" "It's Karl-Heinz Rummenigge here" "Heil to you." "Hey" "You have that secret number to the staff" "Cos something totally unexpected has happened here now" "Should get some message through to the staff now" "Wait a bit, I'll grab some pen and paper" "Okay then?" "Really?" "Should I call to Garmisch-Partenkirchen?" "Got some terrible business happening here now." "I see" "In that case I'll call directly to Bischofshofen" "Eleven bars of reich's old gold" "Good lord what is this?" "In that case I will take direct contact to Oberstdorf" "Halo?" "Das ist Hermann Göring aus Finnland (Hello?" "This is Hermann Göring from Finland)" "Guten tag (Good day)" "(murmuring unclearly to the sheep)" "Don't say anything else" "What men are you?" "You break into people's homes" "Do you some business?" "We have quite a bit - to talk about" "For heaven's sake, that's them" "Goddammit Jönssi" "There're the cops, you are speeding" "Oh fuck." "Well?" "This has a mile speedo" "Hey Jönssi" "Bluff the cops with a fast cop-out" "Hey Jönssi." "Whath?" "Trailer came off" "This is wild" "Song rings out - music plays, faun Bacchus frolicks" "Everyday life's despairs remained behind - poem-days begin for us, heyssan" "What devils are coming there?" "At reckelss speed" "Good day" "Hey come here a bit." "Well?" "Did pink Dotsi drive to your yard a moment ago?" "Where is it?" "You see the thing is that it has a group we've been hunting all night" "What have they done?" "Are they dangerous?" "Caused hoopla at restaurant." "Aha" "Some naughty gay started dancing." "What?" "There hasn't been any gangsters around here" "Besides, go away from my lands, you pig or I will hit you to the hepatica" "To hepatica, I see" "Well when, after all this confusion we all could move inside the mansion" "There's fun, tasty food and surprise program." "Doesn't apply to you" "Come honey" "Ladies and gentlemen - we have here today a surprise guest - who arrived on burning wagon like godly hunk Adonis" "Our surprise guest Janne Petteri Broman" "Well this came a bit hastily - but into this kind sentimental moment - fits quite well, written by my brother Tommi, who nowadays lives in Ã–rebro, a poem "Koppakuoriainen" (Beetle)" "Interesting" "An insect carries a shell" "Does the shell give shelter or barrier strong does it create?" "Down in soil trudges him - but up there, there dragonfly carries light life" "Well..." "A birdie ate the dragonfly - and beetle witnessed the event and contined his journey and thought - basket this - fascninates me " "Bravo" "And now to eat" "What's this party here?" "Mister baron, have we been tactless - cos we started already?" "But we were quite starving" "What does it cost to have this kind of buffet?" "No need to get frightened, we are able to arrange..." "Or I mean we got pole (cash)" "Yes I can see that you got pole." "Besides..." "Baron good, be merciful to those boors - they don't know what they are doing" "You see, since they are not culture-people like we are" "But their heart..." "Oh don't make a fuss now " "Janne Petteri, your friends are my friends also" "Isn't it lovely?" "Besides as we all know " "Summerdays' meal is free for everyone" "Oh, oh" "Please start grabbing the offerings from the table, but I ask - remember to use knife and fork" "Hey is that store-bought liver casserole?" "Yes" "Have you bought this from store?" "Yes, yes" "Waits, yes, look" "There is." "Oh, oh" "You should send it back to the food factory." "I see, but why?" "You'll get two new casseroles and surprise gift" "Aha" "Tell me." "Ow!" "Yes, now I recall" "I found it" "Tell it." "Ow!" "(piano music)" "I have always dreamt to become hostess exactly to a mansion like this" "Just the heating expenses here are already astronomical" "Although I would like to, in the name of honesty I have to confess - that there is no single drop of carpenter skills in me" "The east wing of the house is needing repairs for sure - and the roof needs carpentry" "Oh, I am spiritually totally crumbled" "Perhaps I should move to live in studio apartment in town." "Don't" "Listen, Eugen." "Mm?" "When life is being strain on the nerves - there's always solution to be found in the end" "Isn't it so?" "Thanks." "You're welcome" "Pump some more" "Dudes, I'm really starting to lose my mind" "Is it bad?" "Actually no." "Feeling light like cuckoo" "Quite superior" "I got it as a gift." "Be quiet now" "When did they come here?" "And are they coming back?" "Ok, ok, ok, I'll tell" "Well were you bored?" "Well, no, but don't say - that you are looking tired, if you really aren't." "Cuckoo" "Oh my goodness" "Is there any way I could help this poor man?" "You can't leave anywhere" "Stay here for my company" "Let's treat that man back to shape together" "We could have sauna." "Oh that would be lovely" "Enjoy art" "Dille and Jönssi could sleep in the granary, far away" "And we then..." "Well, but we need to leave - as horrible as it sounds" "We have to get medicine for Hautamäki" "Hautamäki and Hautamäki" "Oh I would have so much to tell" "And besides we..." "We have to go now" "I hope you won't be offended, dear friend but..." "Hey - let's start going now." "I promise and I assure..." "Oh terrible." "Where are you taking him?" "Where are you going?" "Thanks." "You're welcome" "What are you up to?" "Are you ever going to return?" "We will meet again" "Well then Elmeri, now we got pills" "Getting you back on file" "Broman, I don't want to judge your psychiatric nursing skills but I am in good health" "They are coming back, I promised to get more" "This is Karl-Heinz Rummeniggen - and Northern-Arctic's Lamb Meat and Valuables Ltd's - automatic answering machine" "Well it is Hermann Göring who's calling here" "About the Obertsdorf case I was able to reach the contact - and they sounded really happy there" "Some really great gentleman is on his way here now" "Damn, so the head-devil is coming, and today..." "Listen hey, put that good lamb stew of yours in the oven" "I would have gladly come myself too - however I have a mangle." "Friends are calling" "Could you take your hat off please?" "What?" "Your hat, take it off please" "Thank you" "Jooseppi Hautamäki was virile man" "I have inherited his passionate hormone activity - and strong sexual drives" "Such vital genes flow in my veins" "My scrotum is like two pomegranates" "Guess what happens - when such man is put into institution?" "Well what?" "He becomes crazy" "Rummenigge, for the last time." "Tell everything now satan" "Ow, hurts!" "What's happening here?" "Thank god you arrived right on time" "My name is Peter Nord" "You have something that belongs to me" "Don't shoot Lamp!" "Could you loosen these ropes now?" "Where is my gold?" "Damnit!" "This trip was one hell of a mistake" "Ouch ow!" "Mistake!" "Devil is fond of animals" "Yes, be patient now - your gold arrives in just a moment" "Where was the gold found from?" "I've been looking for it for 17 years" "Gold was in the motorcycle's - side wagon and it was found by two gold diggers - in Lapland" "On the site you can also find - skeletons of two German soldiers" "What?" "Who found it?" "Entourage that included that old gold digger's son" "Where are the doctors by the way?" "It's not important" "Well then, Rummenigge, shall we start business negotiations?" "Yes, yes" "Come in please" "How are you?" "Everything good?" "You have the gold with you?" "Yes" "Padam" "Hey Jönsse?" "Yes?" "Where are you going?" "Out" "Why?" "There are raspberries" "Really?" "Yes" "This year raspberries have been very tasty" "And there's a lot" "I have had some troubles here" "What troubles?" "You have the money at least?" "You don't really understand the seriousness of the situation" "Listen I am offering you a chance to survive" "Leave the gold to me" "Here is quite a pile of money." "Go away good boys" "You'll be fine." "What are you messing about?" "What's going on here?" "In the closet there's nazi." "What?" "I have a nazi in the closet." "What?" "Damn there's a dangerous nazi in the closet!" "Situation has changed now" "Well then, I tried to warn you" "Do you understand?" "Sorry but I know any German" "Do you speak Swedish?" "Dammit!" "I'm starting to understand now, pieces in a way clicked into place" "Elmeri Hautamäki" "Shall we hug?" "Let's hug away" "I take only what belongs to me?" "How come belongs?" "Are you the son of that digger?" "Yes I am" "That's what I thought" "You look like your father" "You killed my father?" "Would you like to offer coffee?" "German arsehole" "What did it say?" "That devil wants coffee" "We have no coffee to offer" "Is Jooseppi still taking shit?" "Yes he's at the chutes." "He would know German" "War is over" "We are not returning to Germany" "We have other plans in Sweden" "We take your identity and your clothes" "Hopefully we don't need to take your lives" "What he said?" "I guess he wants bun" "Where's the third man?" "(cursing)" "Good" "Damn." "Hää" "(gun shot)" "Damn, hell's devil" "That's it" "Damnit" "Jooseppi, hurt bad?" "Jooseppi?" "Jooseppi?" "Get up" "Jooseppi isn't getting up anymore" "Jorma, we can't remain here" "Carve a coffin for Jooseppi " "I will cover up the traces" "Damn" "I'll do the same I did to your father" "May I make a final wish?" "Can I get a cigarette?" "What?" "Help!" "Who's here?" "Those ruthless doctors" "Let us out of here, Kulokoski is dying" "What?" "Hautamäki" "Let us out of here or we will both die" "On one condition" "Whatever as long as you let us go" "Respected doctors, come and drink hot chocolate - and I will tell about my plans" "Evidently legendary events have happened here" "Unconscious dude flew out" "Hey shall we get out of here now." "Not yet" "Lift the man in, and drink hot chocolates " "I will tell about my plans" "Hurry up now satan" "So now tell everything and from the beginning" "Well then..." "Jönssi, could I get one cigarette?" "I have no cigarettes left" "You think I haven't earned a cigarette?" "Well I guess this trip will work out with out cigarettes" "I have cheated you boys by the way" "I'm not dying - it was just some madman's obsession" "Legendary." "Just like this" "(Elmeri: ) Therefore, we all got rich" "Gold was sold and moneys were split" "I guess you want to know some post events" "Karl-Heinz Rummenigge continued his old businesses" "He hid his money while he was drunk - and still he hasn't found them" "Try to behave, soon we can go to sauna" "Monastery received a huge clock as donation" "Lyyli and Tyyne aunts went to work as cooks in the monastery and now the most deaf monks could hear the clock - and every day they get to taste tasty treats by the emos" "(German from the radio)" "Neo-nazi from Joensuu, Hermann Göring - met his destiny while mangling his laundry at home" "Kulokoski and Rasinkangas got married - and established mental health clinic" "Kulokoski became famous weather prophet" "With his wounded knee - he forecasted rains, flurries and frosts" "Soon it's going to rain and hard." "Shut up" "Yes" "Should have guessed" "After strange coincidences " "Jönssi married food factory manager's daughter - and became factory's sub-manager" "Get an ashtray here hey" "And quicky goddamnit." "Just like this" "Doublebrother Dille got his PhD in record-breaking time" "Here is the bend of rectum and duodenum" "There's intestine worm." "It has five choices:" "left, right, forward is not feasible - if want to stay inside" "So two choices remain, to keep still - or back up." "Today he teaches at Tampere University ...invertebrate, so that couldn't grasp it" "Based on research made in Alabama - 36% keeps still, the rest start to rush - and end up backing up" "Janne Petteri Broman realized his dream" "He became hostess at the mansion" "The mansion was restored to its former glory" "Lahtinen changed his name to von Broman" "They began small-scale catering service and expanded their activity - to interdisciplinary bacchanals" "Can you imagine that I was crazy and planning to go to Ibiza?" "Yes, and what about the nazi?" "We made a deal with Kulokosken and Rasinkangas" "Still today at Tyrvää mental hospital prison - there's a man who speaks only German and insists being Peter Nord - but hospital papers prove that he is - incurable schizophrenic called Elmeri Hautamäki" "My name is Nord, Peter Nord" "Well what about me then?" "Well I moved to countryside " "I found my fortune and got married" "Nowadays my name is Peter Nord - and here is my wife, Vanessa Nord" "Come on here" "I imagined - that I would never be able to enjoy sex" "But then I met Elm..." "Peter" "And I realized I had been so wrong" "Come to the picture now children let's take a proper portrait" "Hop hop" "He or she who doesn't smile, gets hit by thong" "And then" "Like that." "And free." "Yippee!" "Don't come in until 20 minutes has passed" "Subtitled by tsentsi"