"Copyright from ecOtOne™" "Shashi... tea!" "Sapna!" "Give me my phone." "No..." "What no...have yöur breakfast first..." "Why don't yöu stop this white bread... why can't yöu get brown!" "Give it to me... I like white blue red...anything." "No Maaji... yöur porridge is ready." "Can I eat one parantha at least?" "Mom...yöu've had enough paranthas all yöur life... it's time yöu had porridge now." "Shashi where's my parantha?" "Hurry up please..." "Sagar...yöur bournvita... lt's too white...make it brown!" "Everyone wants only brown brown..." "Mom look...thief!" "One sweet ladoo mom!" "Ok my darling...have one." "Yöu're sick... yöu are going to become a ladoo very soon." "Eat eat...eat more... yöu all are going to die very soon." "Sapna quiet!" "Yöu should eat what yöu like." "Exactly." "This new fad of brown bread..." "egg whites... all started since yöu joined this new dance class... that...that jhaaaz dance!" "What's so funny?" "I can't control it...it's too funny..." "Mama...say... what dance?" "What class?" "Which class?" "Eat yöur omelette." "Where's the omelette?" "There's only toast and parantha here." "Come on Dad..." "let's do the jhaaaz dance!" "Sapna...yöur omelette." "Mom it is not jhaaaz dance... it is jazz dance." "Jaazz..." "Jaazz..." "J..." "Jhazz...." "Jaazzz..." "Jazz..." "Aye careful... pack properly..." "Ma'am..." "It has to be gipt packed?" "Not 'gipt'... it's gift..." "Gipt...gipt..." "Never mind..." "Satish... is the car free?" "I have a lot of orders for sweets today..." "Why do yöu need to go?" "Send Ramu... I need to go for a meeting..." "Nice to see yöu Shashi..." "The ladoos were excellent the last time!" "Thank yöu." "Come in..." "Will need more ladoos next week as well." "Give me one ladoo before she sees." "Next, Modern Colony." "Yes madam." "Hello... come in." "Sorry I'm a little late." "No problem at all." "Come..." "let's all taste the ladoos." "They are really excellent!" "Yöu've done a great job!" "Excuse me." "Satish... the ladoos were a super hit today!" "Everyone loved... I'm busy right now..." "can we talk later please?" "Sagar... how many times have I told yöu..." "not to do this." "What are yöu doing!" "Where's Sapna?" "First do that Michael Jackson thing." "Tell me." "First do!" "First do!" "First do!" "Ok?" "Where's Sapna?" "She's gone to Rupal's house..." "to study." "What exam?" "Must be some test vest..." "No test vest mama..." "Cafe Coffee Day!" "Yöu've let out the secret... what will Sapna do to yöu now?" "She's gone to Cafe Coffee Day with her friends... she's having cold coffee." "Aren't yöu gotten angry?" "Not 'gotten'...getting... I am not getting angry... what to do?" "She's worn a really short skirt..." "At least she has worn a skirt!" "There are boys with her too!" "Lucky boys!" "Yöu don't have a problem with any of this?" "I can't hear anything." "What?" "There's some cold coffee on yöur skirt." "Where have yöu been?" "Studying." "With whom?" "With Rupal." "Can't yöu study at home?" "Yöu think yöu can teach me..." "English Literature?" "Wow... great curry!" "Thank god I didn't eat out..." "Give me that chilly pickle..." "Shashi... yöu should stop making those ladoos vadoos." "I have just one passion... yöu want me to give that up too?" "Then give me... one Shashi Special Ladoo!" "Only I should eat yöur food... why should others enjoy it?" "If I didn't cook well... ..yöu wouldn't even bother to come home, right?" "I've important meetings to attend to... these talks take time." "Talking to me is not important right?" "Oh I forget... 'important talks' happen only in English." "Why waste time talking?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Dad how could yöu do this?" "Please!" "Sapna..." "What happened?" "Hello." "Hello." "Satish..." "What happened?" "Why is Sapna yelling?" "Shashi..." "I won't be able to go to the PTA meeting." "How can yöu do this?" "No wonder she is angry..." "Told her yöu will go with her..." "Me?" "How can I..." "What do yöu mean by how?" "Aren't yöu a parent too?" "What will I say there?" "Don't be silly Shashi... yöu're not going into a jungle..." "it's a school... they're not going to eat yöu up." "Now I have to go... bye." "I will come with yöu..." "There is no need... I will tell them yöu're ill and Dad's not in town." "Why ill?" "Tell them I'm dead." "Don't be dramatic mom." "Do yöu even know what PTA means?" "No... I may not know the meaning of PTA... but I certainly know the meaning of a parent." "Now before I get really angry... go get ready." "Which one is yöur classroom?" "7 A...this one?" "Which one is yöur seat?" "Not seat...desk...second last row." "Yöu sit so far back?" "It doesn't make a difference..." "come on..." "That's really far back..." "Hi Sapna..." "Hi Rupal!" "Hello hello!" "I'm Neelam... commonly known as Rupal's mother these days." "I'm..." "Sapna mother..." "Shashi." "How nice to meet yöu Shashi." "But I have a bone to pick with yöu." "Every time that Rupal comes to eat at yöur house she comes back home and tells me." "I have to learn how to cook from yöu." "No aunty...even yöur food is... fantabulous!" "What a sweet little liar." "But yöu must invite me home soon Shashi... then yöu and I can sit and gossip about these Siamese twins." "Yes...yes aunty... please come... anytime!" "Mom, yöu wanted to use the loo right?" "So nice to meet yöu Shashi." "Bye... see yöu soon." "What loo?" "Come come come... please sit inside..." "I'll be just a minute... ls this yöur English teacher?" "Yes..." "Father Vincent..." "my class teacher..." "Yes Sapna..." "How are yöu?" "Mrs. Godbole right?" "Pleasure to meet yöu." "How's Mr. Godbole?" "Fine...very fine." "So..." "Sapna... what should we start with?" "As I had discussed with Mr. Godbole at the last PTA..." "Sapna's performance continues to be excellent..." "Sir...sorry... father... my English not good." "If yöu don't mind can we talk in Hindi?" "Of course Mrs. Godbole..." "Hindi is our national Language... we should all speak in it... but...my Hindi not very good... is that okay?" "No problem!" "I am from Kottayam district yöu see..." "Kottayam... that's in Kerala right?" "It's famous for its banana wafers right?" "Do yöu like them?" "Very much!" "Next time I go I... I'll bring back a big packet of chips for yöu." "is she doing well in her studies?" "Of course... she is one of the top 5 students of our class." "She could rank first... if she showed more interest in Physics." "But is her English good?" "Her English is excellent." "Mrs. Godbole..." "she is one of our brightest students." "But is she respectful?" "Does everyone like her?" "Sapna...yöu haven't told yöur mum about yöur fan club?" "Bu Mrs. Godbole, I wanted to talk to yöu about this inter-school quiz competition." "Sapna has been chosen..." "Sapna has 'choosen' for the school... been 'choosed'..." "Has been chosen!" "I warned yöu about my Hindi." "She will need to stay back an extra hour in school... for practice sessions..." "Sir..." "I have already spoken to my dad about this... and there is no problem." "Yes but yöu haven't spoken to yöur mum..." "Ma'am, I need yöur permission please." "Not a problem father... our school must win." "Although the Coffee Day business will suffer a bit." "Thank yöu Mrs. Godbole... I'll see yöu at the next PTA meeting?" "And don't forget the banana chips." "Of course not..." "Thank yöu sir." "Everything went well right?" "Banana chips!" "is Father Vincent yöur uncle?" "Father Vincent was so kind  so polite... he said something in jest... and I went along with it." "He didn't seem to mind at all... he made me feel so comfortable... by talking in Hindi." "And yöu made him feel so uncomfortable by talking in Hindi" ""ls Sapna a good girl... does everyone love her"..." "And why joke about Cafe Coffee Day..." "Dad should have been there... and yöu were talking in Hindi... even to Rupal's mother." "Each time I had to answer for yöu." "What happened?" "Failed her exams?" "I'm the one who's failed." "Meaning?" "I have embarrassed her today." "All teenagers feel their mom and dad are an embarrassment." "Not mom and dad... just mom." "Why are yöu so upset?" "Tell me... why did yöu marry me?" "What can I say..." "one look at yöu and I was hooked!" "Isn't there any water?" "Why didn't yöu marry a modern woman?" "If I gave it so much thought why would I get married at all... lt's a joke Shashi... come on..." "What's come over yöu?" "No matter how hard I try... I just can't seem to please anyone." "Sapna's just a child." "And yöu?" "Hello..." "Manu!" "Hi...how are yöu?" "Yes I know yöu sisters chat regularly... but what about me." "So how is New York?" "When are yöu coming to India?" "Last time when yöu came along with Radha... what a wonderful time we had." "So how is..." "Meera...?" "What!" "The date's been fixed?" "Wedding in New York!" "Speak to Shashi... I can't believe it..." "We're going to New York!" "Can't sleep...so much noise..." "Aye dumbo... wake up... we're going to New York!" "Manu aunty is sending tickets for us... so sweet of her...right mom?" "Sorry mom... forget about it please... just forget it... we are going to New York!" "Not going to school?" "Cousin Meera is getting married." "To an American in New York..." "how cool!" "It must be very cold there." "Mom... even it if was hot, yöu couldn't come." "Why?" "Yöu don't have a passport." "Yöu have to make a passport?" "Yes yöu have to..." "Tomorrow I'll start the visa procedures... first is yöurs..." "since yöu need to leave before us." "And us?" "We will go later." "Why?" "I've told yöu... I don't want to go alone." "I'll come with yöu... on the plane." "What's this alone valone?" "Yöu, Sagar and me will travel together." "We will have great fun... let mummy go ahead." "She needs to help Manu aunty with the wedding... really boring work." "We'll join them later and just have fun." "What...no Dad!" "What about yöur quiz competition?" "Yöu want to let yöur team down?" "I don't have any quiz competition." "I can go with mummy." "Fine... yöu'll be thrown out of school yöu can sit at home and make ladoos." "What?" "I've never travelled alone... how will I manage?" "What alone!" "A hundred people will be with yöu on the flight." "Let me take Sagar..." "No it's not a good idea... yöu won't be able to manage." "Don't I do it here?" "But that's America..." "it's a foreign land... yöu can't even speak English well." "Will yöu be happy... 3 weeks without me?" "Shashi lf l was yöu... I would be at the airport right now." "Maaji...how do I go?" "It's a matter of a few days... everyone will join yöu anyway." "She is yöur only sister... she's all alone there... first wedding in the family... who else will she turn to for help?" "And I'm here anyway..." "Problem?" "Yes... a really big problem." "Will yöu manage without me?" "Yes...few Beyblades... that Tron game..." "Ben 10... and many Hot Wheels cars... if I get all this I will manage." "And how do yöu do that thing?" "♫ Oh!" "my dear..." "my heart doesn't beat without yöu. ♪" "♫ My heart...it feels a twitch. ♪" "♫ How do I go to a foreign land?" "♪" "♫ My heart... ♪" "♫ My heart trembles...quivers. ♪" "♫ I am afraid. ♪" "♫ Oh!" "my dear..." "my heart doesn't beat without yöu. ♪" "♫ My heart...it feels a twitch. ♪" "♫ How do I go to a foreign land?" "♪" "Do yöu embrace all yöur colleagues so fondly?" "It was a hug Shashi." "Are the two of yöu very close?" "That's just a way of saying hello... it doesn't mean we are close." "Everybody hugs... it's normal!" "We are close right... maybe that's why we never hug!" "♫ Sometimes my heart beats faster. ♪" "♫ My left eye flickers. ♪" "♫ Will yöu forget me..." "I wonder. ♪" "♫ I know yöu through and through. ♪" "♫ I know yöu more than yöu. ♪" "♫ Will yöur eye wander..." "I wonder. ♪" "So ma'am...what do yöu do?" "Making...making snacks..." "Snacks?" "Yöu know yöu are not allowed to bring food articles into the United States of America?" "Food...food articles..." "My English...weak..." "So ma'am how will yöu manage in our country... if yöu don't know English?" "Like yöu are managing in our country without knowing Hindi!" "♫ These nights these days. ♪" "♫ Yöur words and ways. ♪" "♫ I will miss them so... ♪" "♫ Yöur slights and spite. ♪" "♫ The way yöu hold me tight. ♪" "♫ Makes me pine for more... ♪" "♫ Why don't yöu stop me?" "♪" "♫ Oh!" "don't let me go!" "♪" "♫ One mention of yöu... ♪" "♫ I worry..." "I'm wary..." "I think of yöu... ♪" "Mama come fast... it's late!" "♫ My heart... ♪" "♫ My heart trembles...quivers. ♪" "♫ I am afraid. ♪" "Mom... not possible to say goodbye without crying in India, right?" "She's crying so much." "Shashi... when the immigration guys ask yöu..." ""What is the purpose of yöur visit?"" "what will yöu say?" ""l am going to sister's place to attend wedding"." "Good!" "And "What's the duration of yöur stay?"." "I am going to... I am going to stay in my sister's place..." "Looks like yöu'll be sent right back!" "Why?" "Didn't I tell yöu..." "duration!" "duration!" "Sorry sorry... 5 weeks..." "Let's go!" "What are yöu doing?" "If I hug it's a problem, if I don't it's a problem!" "New York... window seat?" "Don't they have this form in Hindi?" "I can fill it out for yöu." "America?" "Yes...my niece is getting married." "All the best." "Open yöur bag... no water allowed." "But it's a long journey..." "Yöu will get water inside." "Eatables are not allowed either." "Just one box?" "Sorry ma'am..." "Alright?" "Satish... they took away my water bottle... I'm inside the plane... is Sapna asleep?" "Excuse me ma'am... can yöu please turn off yöur cell phone." "Sorry." "No it's fine...yöu can keep it." "Water..." "Yöu can ring the bell." "Can yöu get the lady a glass of water please?" "The next 18 hours..." "this button is at yöur service." "Yöu can... confidently, definitely, surely absolutely shamelessly press this button again and again." "See... magic!" "Ma'am, veg or non veg?" "Veg...veg..." "Would yöu like some Chardonnay or Merlot with yöur meal?" "One glass of wine is good for health." "Cheers!" "It's good stuff." "What's the matter?" "Just one Hindi movie here... I've seen it on TV." "And 50 English channels..." "Here..." "look... same picture... same film... there's no need for that." "I need to talk to my father." "Captain, who bombed the train." "I don't know who bombed the train." "Then go back and try again." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Stop this cow dung..." "Let's start with the bomb..." "Excuse me... are yöu a terrorist?" "We are trying to sleep here... I will go but... I am going to sister's place to attend wedding..." "Passport please... Immigration form..." "Please look into the camera ma'am." "Please look into the camera..." "What is the purpose of yöur visit to the United States?" "What?" "What...is...the...purpose...of..." "yöur...visit...to the United States?" "My sister is attending my wedding." "What?" "Ah yöu're here to attend a wedding!" "Yes." "Thank yöu." "What is the purpose..." " To help the United States of America." "Sorry?" "Yeah...yöu know... to spend some dollars... help recover yöur economy." "Yöu don't want it?" "I can go back... I am going to sister's place to attend wedding!" "How dumb am I..." " Listen..." "Don't let these people scare yöu... it's time for them to get scared of us." "This is yöur first trip to the US... and first times happen only once." "Every first experience is special... so enjoy... surely, definitely, confidently!" "All the best!" "Shashi aunty!" "Mom... yöu've reached?" "I'm in the car!" "How are yöu?" "The kids aren't troubling yöu I hope..." "Hi mama!" "Sagar!" "Aunty... no more worrying about Sapna, Sagar and uncle... yöu're in New York..." "we're going to have a blast!" "New York has really tall buildings, right?" "Saw them from the plane..." "Shashi...that's Manhattan..." "Man...hat....tan?" "'Man' means... aadmi..." "'Hat'...means topi." "Mom... what's 'tan' in Hindi?" "'Tan'...means... dhoop ki chaap!" "Aadmi...topi...dhoop ki chaap..." "Manhattan!" "Tomorrow I'll take yöu." "Thank yöu Shashi..." "Thank yöu...?" "Ok...welcome." "I know it wasn't easy for yöu to come... but who do I have except yöu." "It's been 10 years since Anil passed away." "I really miss him... selfish fellow!" "I have to do everything on my own now." "Manu... I look at yöu and I feel so proud... to think of where we started..." "and where yöu are now!" "Remember our Hindi medium school?" "We couldn't speak a single word of English... not a word!" "And look at yöu now... yöu have a great career here in America... taken care of 2 girls all by yöurself." "Anil..." "Anil... lf he hadn't motivated me... I would have remained the same." "I miss him so terribly... but thank god yöu're here!" "Aunty this is gorgeous!" "Wonderful choice Shashi!" "♫ Hat...man...with a tan. ♪" "♫ Manhattan. ♪" "♫ Touching heaven, oh my god!" "♪" "♫ Manhattan. ♪" "♫ New avenues of joy. ♪" "♫ Shops full of dreams. ♪" "♫ A new surprise, at every stop. ♪" "♫ To yöur left is Prada. ♪" "♫ To yöur right is Zara. ♪" "♫ Giorgio Armani, Thank God it's Friday!" "♪" "♫ Gucci and Versace, ♪" "♫ Jimmy Choo, Givenchy, ♪" "♫ Diesel, Dior, Hokey Pokey, Gap and Bloomingdale. ♪" "♫ Louis Vuitton. ♪" "♫ Moschino. ♪" "♫ Valentino... ♪" "♫ So much to say yet speechless. ♪" "♫ All together, still alone. ♪" "♫ What a city!" "Touch wood ♪" "♫ 5,6,7,8 avenues. ♪" "♫ Million billion legs and shoes. ♪" "♫ Lots of colours, dollars dollars ♪" "♫ Sense of pidlee poo. ♪" "♫ Breakfast is for all day. ♪" "♫ Straight and gay they all sway ♪" "♫ And Lexington, and Madison, it's all so ooh!" "♪" "♫ Frappuccino. ♪" "♫ Mochaccino. ♪" "♫ Cappuccino... ♪" "Yöu gotto say balle balle while yöu do that..." "Balle balle balle balle!" "Aunty...yöu're not eating food's not good?" "This parantha is really good... lt's Mexican food..." "Quesadilla..." "Whatever it is...it's good!" "What's that?" "What did she say?" "She just abused yöu." "So tell me about the dowry, what are yöu giving me?" "What am I giving yöu?" " We are not buying yöu... that's not how it works." "The boy gives the girls family the dowry." "And lots and lots of gifts." "So I'm going to go broke?" "I don't know why but I'm really sleepy." "Go sleep my dear... ls that alright?" "Yes of course." "I feel so bad..." "she must be so tired." "Must be the jet lag." "Hello Satish... how are the kids?" "Have they gone to school?" "Have they taken their lunch boxes?" "Please do try to get home early... I'm feeling a bit strange here... without all of yöu..." "Shashi...just enjoy yöurself... I'm getting into an elevator..." "will talk later." "Slept well?" "Sorry...got to go to office for a bit." "I'll try to be back as soon as possible... we'll start on the wedding plans." "Drive carefully..." "Bye darling, see yöu!" "Good morning Aunty!" "Should I make yöu some breakfast?" "No I have cereal." "What are yöu going to do by yöurself?" "We do have Zee TV Hindi but... I have an idea, why don't yöu come with me to college!" "What will I do there?" "I have class for 2 hours... and yöu can hang out at a cafe... and I'll come join yöu." "Yöu got cash...change?" "Yes." "And don't worry... in case yöu get lost... if yöu do get lost just call me." "Don't worry, go now." "The parks here are so beautiful..." "Washington Square Park..." "Washington..." "Square..." "Park..." "Good!" "Wow...that's a beautiful dress yöu're wearing!" "Man:" "This lady is so rude... must be having a bad day." "Can I get a regular coffee... and a blueberry muffin." "Here's yöur receipt..." "please pick up yöur food over there..." "Okay...have a nice day." "Next!" "How yöu doing today ma'am?" "I want... I asked how yöu were doing today." "Doing..." "I'm doing... I'm doing..." "Yöu can't take all that time." "I got a long line here." "Sorry... what to eat?" "Are yöu kidding me right now... please hurry up lady." "Vegetarian..." "Vegetarian is fine... what do yöu want to eat?" "Only vegetarian..." "A bagel...a wrap...a sandwich?" "Sandwich." "And what kind of filling do yöu want inside?" "Do yöu want cheese... tomatoes..." "lettuce..?" "Lady...yöu're holding up my line... this is not rocket science." "Cheese?" "Yes... cheese..." "Yes to cheese!" "Anything to drink?" "Water..." "Still or sparkling?" "Only water." "Still or sparkling?" "Coffee..?" "Americano?" "Cappuccino?" "Latte?" "Lady..." "I ain't got all day..." "Americano?" "Cappuccino?" "Latte?" "'Nescoffee'." "What?" "'Nescoffee'." "Yes we have nice coffee... we have the best coffee in Manhattan." "I'll just give yöu an Americano." "Small or medium?" "Small." "Small. is that it?" "$10.20 10 dollars..." "Hello...the least yöu could do is say thank yöu..!" "Sorry...thank yöu..." "Stupid idiot!" "Sorry... I am not cleaning that up!" "Don't bother..." "What a stupid woman." "Madam... yöur coffee... from the coffee shop." "Cafe not good... woman...not nice!" "Aunty!" "Wait..." "I'm coming..." "Be careful...such a big bus." "Learn to speak English in four weeks... what a con!" "Can anyone learn to speak English in just four weeks?" "Joke right?" "Did yöu have fun today?" "Please check the code and try again." "Shashi..." "Shashi...!" "Sweetheart get me that back up panditji and those musicians?" "We have to meet the Hindu priest tomorrow." "American Hindu priest?" "No...they're all our people..." "American Hindu Priest..." "cool idea mom." "What do they chant at weddings?" "'Om bhurbuvasvaha' what else..." "No way...that's the Gayatri Mantra!" "Mom!" " l tried..." "Will yöu meet the priest tomorrow?" "Yes definitely" " He speaks in pure Hindi." "Keep this list of phone numbers with yöu... caterers, decorators, priest etc... and just like yöu dial the city code of '020' in Pune yöu will need to dial the code '212' here." "Fabulous!" "Such good food after so many years." "House keys... in case yöu feel like stepping out." "The priest is here." "This is my yöunger sister Shashi... yöu can discuss everything with her." "Sure." "Welcome to NYLC...how can I help yöu?" "Hello..." "English tuition?" "Yes English classes." "Who am I speaking to?" "What is yöur name please?" "I..." "Shashi..." "Sha..." "Shaashi..?" "Well Shaashi what can I do for yöu?" "How to...join class?" "Well we have a 'LSE4' class that starts today... an 'LSE6' class starting next week... and an 'LSE8' class that starts next month..." "lic..?" "Oh...sorry..." "'LSE' is Learn to speak English in 4 weeks..." "'LSE6' is Learn to speak English in 6 weeks..." "Madam...sorry... slow..." "Sorry." "The 'Learn to Speak English 4' class is a 4 week class... and it starts today." "Today!" "Money?" "Oh yöu mean the fee." "It's 400 dollars for the 4 week class" "400?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Welcome to NYLC..." "how can I help yöu?" "I Shashi... address..?" "If yöu are taking the train... get off at the 23rd street station." "It's near the Flat Iron building... 23rd station...one ticket." "Wait..." "Train...23rd station?" "No no...on the other platform." "16th street?" "After street no. 23, comes 24... which means 16 is on that side... numbers numbers everywhere..." "M.G. Road..." "Laxmi road... why can't they just have names like that." "Sir...250 building?" "Yes, this is it." "English station...tuition?" "English class?" "Shaaashi..?" "Welcome to the "New York Language Centre"." "Come in, come in... take a seat." "My name is David..." "David Fischer... and I'm yöur teacher." "Hello..." "Ok..." "let's continue I Eva... I work like nanny. to American family." "I speak Spanish... the baby...speak Spanish." "The baby mama so worry baby no speak English." "She say to me...go..." "English class... I... go..." "English class!" "Eva my darling... let's pray for the baby's future, shall we?" "I Queens..." "How lovely!" "No...no... I live on the Queens." "Yöu live in Queens, New York." "What is yöur name?" "Salman Khan." "I first from Lahore... second from Pakistan." "I... drive taxi..." "New York cab." "But no Pakistani girl marry taxi driver..." "English please!" "English learn... become foreigner." "Pakistani girl only marry foreigner french beard, Johnny Depp..." "Salman..." "I wish yöu a beautiful Pakistani." "Girl sir...only girl." "How boring!" "Moving on... the gentleman from France." "Hello." "My name is Laurent..." "French... I'm cook in hotel... and my English not clean... dirty." "I learn English... good." "Good good!" "Thank yöu Laurent..." "And now the lady in the gorgeous sari..." "Sit..." "Sit and talk?" "I Shashi... from the India." "From India..." "Yes sir... from the India..." "No Shashi...not from 'the' India... from India!" "And what do yöu do Shashi?" "I also cooking... cooking...selling..." "Are yöu in the catering business?" "Small business... in house only... making snacks... ladoo!" "Ladoo..?" "Ladoo...round round... lt's a sweet..." "We have an entrepreneur in the class!" "Entrepreneur... is a person who runs his or her own business." "Shashi...yöu are an entrepreneur!" "is that a word or a poem?" "What kind of a language is this!" "Entre...pre...near." "Entrepreneur!" "Shashi I'm home..." "Where were yöu?" "Just for a walk..." "Why are yöu worrying so much?" "Yöu have 3 weeks of freedom left..." "make the most of it." "Yöu're having to do so much work..." "Work?" "What work?" "I'm making all of them work... the perks of being old." "How is it going?" "Yöu know what they call me here?" "Yes..." "Shaaashi." "No..." "Entrepreneur!" "Have yöu been making ladoos for everyone there?" "I thought we got disconnected." "Hello..." "Yöu want water?" "Thank yöu..." "Welcome." "Thank yöu..." "Welcome." "That day... very very bad day." "Everything went wrong... I feel...sorry..." "Bad day!" "Me not forget yöur face." "Yöur face." "Class..." "late!" "Oh, yeah.." "A..." "E..." "I..." "O..." "U..." "These are called vowels." "Eva..." "Eva!" "What are these called?" "Vowels." "Just like bowels." "No Rama... not like bowels!" "Sorry madam... sir...sorry sir... I only saying for remembering purpose... towels... bowels... and...vowels!" "Correct?" "Now, when a word begins with a vowel... like apple... begins with a vowel 'a'... we say 'an' apple" "'An' orange..." "'An' idiot." "So I... an Eva?" "No...if it's a name..." "or a proper noun... we just say Eva... not an Eva... or the India." "Okay?" "Just Eva...just Rama." "Yes Shashi?" "Why India not 'the lndia' and why America" ""the United States of America"?" "That is a very good question Shashi... and we will come to that once we do the class on the various forms of nouns." "What a question yöu asked madam!" "David sir had no answer... full confusion." "Good question... very smart..." "Sleeping again." "We are smarter than these people... we struggle only because of this bloody English... else we would have blown them away." "What yöu say?" "I say I come to yöur parlour... yöu give me free hair cut... and I teach yöu free Urdu." "Yöu come to parlour... I shave yöur head!" "Spicy noodle... just like dragon!" "Excuse me... hello... what is good name?" "What did he say?" "Strange fellow...weird fellow..." "Did yöu speak in English or in Tamil?" "Yöu ask good question." "Good?" "Very good." "Thank yöu." "Ask question...me?" "Yöu?" "Me?" "Yes!" "Ok!" "Cup of coffee... with me...now?" "House... me...coffee... bye!" "Yeah, bye." " See yöu." "Bye." "♫ Coffee-Voffee Sugar-Vugar. ♪" "♫ Paper-Vaper News-Vews. ♪" "♫ Clock-Vok Time-Vime. ♪" "♫ Run-Vun Run-Vun. ♪" "♫ Train-Vain Pass-Vass. ♪" "♫ Late-Vate Class-Vass. ♪" "♫ Friendship-Vendship Bonding-Vonding. ♪" "♫ I've changed my point of view. ♪" "♫ Everything around is new. ♪" "♫ I'm happy-vappy why, oh why?" "♪" "♫ I'm busy-vusy that's why!" "♪" "♫ Slowly, slowly, steadily. ♪" "♫ I'm learning-vearning a new language. ♪" "♫ Slowly, slowly, steadily. ♪" "♫ I'm learning-vearning a new language. ♪" "♫ Extraordinary!" "♪" "♫ This passion!" "♪" "♫ Morning noon!" "♪" "♫ Extraordinary!" "♪" "♫ This passion!" "♪" "♫ Morning noon!" "♪" "♫ lt's all about English Vinglish!" "♪" "♫ Morning noon English Vinglish!" "♪" "Good morning." " Good morning." "Breakfast is ready!" "I've taken the day off." "How do I go to class today?" "Why did yöu take the day off for me?" "Yöu'll need to take leave for the wedding too..." "What do yöu mean?" "I haven't spent any time with yöu... we have so much to catch up on." "Remember the necklace Anil's mother had given me?" "I've divided them equally, one for Meera... and one for Radha." "What a beautiful bracelet I found... what are yöu looking for?" "Meera says it's too expensive..." "Do yöu remember our aunt in Pune?" "She told me to meet the Panditji..." "Panditji... I mean... catering... yöu need to meet the catering people... they've called so many times." "Oh god I totally forgot." "Meet them today." "Let's go together." "Let's get dressed quickly... we'll meet Radha and do lunch after that." "What's wrong?" "Suddenly got a splitting headache..." "Need some medicine?" "No..." "I should be fine if I sleep for a bit... why don't yöu go ahead?" "But Shashi..." "Manu...it's important... yöu may not get the time later." "Please...yöu must go..." "Only if yöu promise to sleep." "Say it with me... who is the star?" "I am the star..." "No..." "I'm the star..." "Sorry... sorry sir..." "late..." "What have yöu been cooking?" "No cooking..." "late..." "Come in..?" "Yöu may not..." "Ask again Shashi." "Come in?" "I can't see yöu..." "are yöu asking me to come in?" "I can come in?" "Yöu can... the door is wide enough... but yöu may not!" "Why?" "Shashi...yöu need to ask..." "'may I come in?" "'." "Sorry..." "May I come in?" "Yöu may!" "May I sit down?" "Yöu may." "What is May" " May?" "May I send this back to India?" "May I go home now?" "May I give lift to yöu?" "May I give slap to yöu?" "May I have a coffee with yöu?" "Not today..." "No?" "Ok..." "May I have a walk with yöu?" "Yöur food..." "No... yöu cooking hotel...expert... I'm... in house cooking... very small." "No... not small... food is... food is art..." "When a man cooks, it's art... when a woman cooks, it's her duty." "What did yöu just say?" "I'm sorry..." "Man cooking... art." "Lady cooking... daily job...duty!" "No..." "Food is... love." "Yöu cooking with love, good food." "Yöu make people happy." "Yöu artiste!" "Not small..." "Yöu must open restaurant here... in New York!" "No...yöu open." "Maybe...one day..." "French-lndian restaurant!" "French... yöu make...pasta shaasta..?" "No..." "Pasta is Italian food." "Oh French, Italian not same?" "No...no way!" "For example... this white thing?" "That's lasoon...(Garlic)." "Italian food lasoon everywhere." "French food...not everywhere." "Yöu put lasoon in ladoos?" "No!" "Sugar... sweet sweet..." "Dessert!" "Yöu bring me sweet ladoos?" "Ok!" "Yöu want ticket?" "L-A-S-O-O-N." "L-A-S-O-O-N." "L-A-D-O-O." "White ladoo." "Big white ladoo." "Yöu stay here?" "No..." "Near?" "This not yöur station?" "No... opposite side... train... back...other side..." "Back?" "I go..." "Bye." "Shashi..." "Hope she's ok..." "Yöu're back?" "How are yöu feeling?" "Much better." "Sorry we're late." "Come let's eat something... Indian kitchen...good evening..." "Was he Italian or French?" "Promise me yöu won't tell anyone?" "What can I order for dessert?" "What happened?" "Mom..." "I saw a rat... a really big rat..." "And it went that way!" "I'll just get the stick." "English classes!" "That's awesome!" "Very very happy to meet yöu!" "Nice to meet yöu." "Shashi madam... let us all bunk and go for movie" "'A' movie..." "Yes David Sir is absent today." "Even that Africa is sick madam... bunking fellow." "Let us all go for a fine film." "No fine film..." "English film!" "Obviously we'll watch an English film..." "not Chinese." "We will all go watch English movie." "Yöu want to join us?" "No...no..." "Madam yöu come please..." "I buy popcorn." "I have class." "Unfortunately my teacher hasn't fallen sick ... I gotto go." "Aunty...yöu must go... I'll see yöu after class...bye!" "Bye Radha!" "What he say?" "He say... all yöu need is love... everyone should love... and kiss people on yöur right hand side." "Salman... shut up!" "Wonderful movie no madam?" "Good?" "Yöu like it?" "So much love...beautiful." "Shashi... yöu like the movie?" "Good English practice..." "Yeah..." "Yeah... good English practice ..." "One second" " No problem." "Hello?" "Where the hell is my scrapbook?" "I'm sure yöu've kept it somewhere... tell me quick." "Sapna... why are yöu yelling?" "Where is it?" "Why don't yöu calm down." "How do I calm down mom?" "Why do yöu touch my things?" "How many times have I told yöu not to touch my things!" "Check the second shelf in yöur cupboard it's safely tucked away under yöur pyjamas so that no one reads it... I didn't read it either." "That's because yöu can't read..." "All ok?" "What right do children have to treat their parents like this?" "They don't even know the meaning of respect!" "Am I a trash can to dump in whatever they feel like?" "What kind of a relationship is this?" "We do our best to make them happy... and how easily they hurt yöu in return." "Kids are supposed to be innocent... what kind of innocence is this... taking advantage of our weakness..." "Yöu can teach everything... but how do yöu teach someone... to be sensitive to others?" "I will have a cafe latte... a double cheese vegetable sandwich and a glass of iced water please." "And yöu sir?" "Cappuccino please..." "Small." "Shashi... yöu see?" "What?" "Yöu order... perfect." "Yöu order...correct English." "Now?" "All...ice water..." "Yes...yöu did it!" "I did it!" "Good to talk...without understanding!" "Sometimes better." "♫ What a feeling!" "♪" "♫ I walk carefree!" "♪" "♫ Don't ask me to stop. ♪" "♫ Just let me go on. ♪" "♫ I have no fear. ♪" "♫ I have no worry. ♪" "♫ I hope I don't lose my way. ♪" "♫ lf l do...may the road find me!" "♪" "♫ Don't make me stop!" "♪" "♫ I've changed my point of view. ♪" "♫ Everything around is new. ♪" "♫ I'm happy-vappy why oh why?" "♪" "♫ I'm busy-vusy that is why!" "♪" "♫ Extraordinary!" "♪" "♫ This passion!" "♪" "♫ Morning noon!" "♪" "♫ Extraordinary!" "♪" "♫ This passion!" "♪" "♫ Morning noon!" "♪" "♫ lt's all about English Vinglish!" "♪" "♫ Coffee-Voffee Sugar-Vugar. ♪" "♫ Paper-Vaper News-Vews. ♪" "Manu, I was thinking... this buffet system standing and eating with plates in hand is so uncomfortable." "If we're doing it all in Indian style... then we should serve food while they're seated." "Excellent idea!" "And something for shagun..." "Shagun...what's that?" "A small gift for the guests at the wedding..." "Gift?" "Shouldn't we be receiving the gifts?" "I mean 'return gift'... in the form of sweets to be given to guests." "I'll need to order that." "No order vorder..." "I'll make it myself!" "Really?" "What was that?" "Kevin...we were just discussing how much gold yöu need to buy us... lots and lots of kilograms of gold." "Yöu hear?" "Sir David and boyfriend break up!" "Sir David very sad." "I know." "Nothing sad about gay people breaking up... drop one and pick another!" "Salman...don't say that." "No making fun..." "We are all different from each other." "For yöu..." "David Sir may not be 'normal'... for David Sir..." "yöu may not be 'normal'... but feelings are all the same... and pain is pain..." "What she say?" "She say David sir different for yöu... yöu different for David sir... but heart pain same same." "Sorry madam..." "Who is this fellow?" "Who break David Sir?" "Boyfriend." "Heart fracture." "Hello..." "I'm back." "Today we are going to talk... communicate... express...share... what we think...what we feel... about life ... about this city... this class!" "Rama...yöu have something to say?" "Sir..." "I have lot to say... I have 'a' lot to say..." "Yes Sir..." "My..." "My deepest feeling... is to teach them such a lesson" "such a lesson... such a lesson..." "Who Rama?" "Oh sorry... I want to teach the office peoples big lesson." "They're thinking... no..." "he's a idiot... only knowing the software." "Making fun of my behind ...of my English." "But now I will show them that Ramamurthy is Mr. Ramamurthy!" "I will show them what I can do!" "America big place... beautiful place." "I missing two things very terribly my idli (rice cake) and my mother... my mother then my idli..." "Please sit down!" "English class become one big family." "No border problem..." "Salman bhai, Rama bhai, we're brothers." "Aunty..." "Eva my white sister ..." "Shashi madam, my Indian sister... and Yu Son my yellow... sorry." "Yu Son not sister..." "Yu Son not yellow..." "Yu Son pink..." "Yu Son beautiful..." "Yu Son my friend, my best friend." "Udum..." "Udumbubke... can we hear yöur voice please?" "Me...?" "He talks also?" "I like this class." "I come this class to listen English... I don't talk much... I want to listen people talk... and ... I also gay." "Another one!" "Bravo!" "Very good!" "Ok...who is next?" "Laurent my love come up here and give us a speech." "No sir... I don't like speech..." "Fine fine..." "Tell us what yöu like about the class?" "Shashi!" "I agree... but what do yöu like about Shashi?" "She is very beautiful... her eyes are like two drops of coffee... on a cloud of milk." "I come to class... so I can see her." "So Shashi...beautiful eh?" "Luaro...what yöu're doing in class today not correct..." "Laurent...all women not French!" "Indian woman!" "Show the respects!" "We don't flirts in the open spaces in front of publics." "What I do?" "Not what I do...what I did!" "He will need a two year course... I am very sorry..." "Shashi... I'm very sorry yöu know." "First time I see yöu in the café, yöu remember?" "I think beautiful..." "I say beautiful... lt's been ages since someone said something nice about me." "I was just taken aback... that's all." "See yöu tomorrow." "See yöu tomorrow." "What is the matter with yöu?" "Why are yöu being so judge..." "judgemental..." "Yöu're so judgemental... mental?" "Radha... sorry Radha... I had a doubt... I was watching this film... this man keeps calling this woman 'judgemental'." "She seemed fine to me... why was he calling her that?" "What does 'judgemental' mean?" "Mental judge?" "Aunty!" "Yöu're too funny" "'Judgemental' means..." "Yöu're wearing a traditional outfit...a sari." "Just by looking at yöu... without thinking... without understanding... without knowing yöu... if I were to conclude... that yöu are a typical Indian conservative woman... when in reality actually..." "yöu're a free thinking woman then I would be called..." "'judgemental'!" "Judgemental..." "Aunty... yöu want to learn so much English so fast?" "I have very little time Radha..." "Can I have more DVDs?" "ldli ( rice cakes) and chutney!" "Thank yöu madam!" "Rama... control yöur excitement." "I am still here." "ldli also here sir." "Oh that's idli..." "looks delicious." "Now...we have one week left to go." "And...on the last day yöu will have to take an examination!" "Each one of yöu will need to prepare a 5 minute speech." "A full 5-minute speech?" "English Rama please..." "Yöu have to pass this exam before I can give yöu.... a certificate that tells the world yöu are qualified to communicate in English!" "Don't look so sad." "Yöu will all be wonderful." "I'm sure yöu will all pass with flying colours." "Good luck!" "Rama bhai... no certificate unless yöu pass the exam!" "Sir...when is exam?" "The 28th... 28th..." "28th...that's the day of the wedding!" "Where is the time to prepare for speech... no 'the' speech." "How to do...how to do... between waxing and hair cut?" "Yöu will have to talk very much now Mr. Udumbudum Udumbke." "Yöu ok?" "All ok?" "28th exam... same day wedding!" "Don't know... I didn't..!" "It's ok...we go up and come down." "Wait...wait... want to see something?" "What?" "Come." "Beautiful!" "Beautiful!" "Yes." "Yöu alright?" "Shashi!" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "♫ Heart's in trouble. ♪" "♫ There is trouble in the heart. ♪" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "♫ A bit hard. ♪" "♫ A bit of a coward. ♪" "♫ Why do yöu stop at the doorway of pain?" "♪" "♫ Why do yöu put yöurself on trial each time?" "♪" "♫ Why do yöu laugh when yöu want to cry?" "♪" "♫ Yöu fail to decide between right and wrong. ♪" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "♫ Heart's in trouble. ♪" "♫ There is trouble in the heart. ♪" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "♫ Yöur breath is freezing cold. ♪" "♫ Yöur eyes are full of smoke. ♪" "♫ Yöur constant gamble of joy and pain. ♪" "♫ Yöur eternal sense of hope. ♪" "♫ Yöur fear of yöurself. ♪" "♫ Why do yöu complicate an uncomplicated journey?" "♪" "♫ Why do yöu not listen to yöur own advice?" "♪" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "Mama!" "Surprise!" "Shocked right?" "Yöu were to come next week... lt was Manu's idea to surprise yöu." "We had to plan so carefully... to keep it a secret from yöu." "Didn't even tell Radha..." "that broadcast channel." "Everyone's been waiting for yöu... where did yöu disappear?" "Mama..." "I had 5 packets of chips... 7 cokes... 3 movies!" "And what about yöur 15 visits to the loo!" "Do yöu want coffee, Shashi?" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "♫ Heart's in trouble. ♪" "♫ There is trouble in the heart. ♪" "♫ Errant heart. ♪" "♫ A bit hard. ♪" "♫ A bit of a coward. ♪" "Yöu go everywhere on yöur own?" "Not bad." "Even those who know English... find it difficult here in New York... but yöu are managing on yöur own..." "amazing!" "Yöu managed there on yöur own too..." "didn't yöu?" "Barely..." "Mama..." "I can't sleep... what do I do?" "Come to mama." "Yöu take care of him now..." "I'm on holiday." "Sleep my darling... my baby... my ladoo..." "Shashi...tea!" "Please pose." "Ok good." "See... see over there..." "Jhaaz!" "Jhaaz!" "Jhaaaz!" "Not jazz... jhaaz!" "And next we go to the Empire state." "Empire State!" "I want to see it!" "I want to see Empire!" "We'll all see Empire." "Yöu people go ahead... I'll stay here... mama's legs are really aching." "No mama...yöu have to come." "It will be very crowded there." "And if yöur legs hurt... not a good idea... there will be really long lines." "We will go ahead... yöu just chill." "No!" "Sagar yöu know what... there is this awesome ice cream place." "It's called Cold Stone." "Do yöu know what they do... they take a stone and beat up the ice cream... then they add gummy bears and chocolate chips and beat it up again." "Come let's go beat up the ice cream!" "Come let's go!" "Satish uncle let's go..." "Shashi...wait." "I cook french dessert... crepe... yöu try, yöu tell me..." "Why don't yöu leave me alone!" "Don't yöu know... I'm a married woman." "Don't yöu know... I'm a mother of two children." "Do yöu know... they are all waiting for me at the Empire State Building." "So tell me... should I sit here with yöu on the sidewalk and eat french fries or should I go to my family?" "Shashi..." "Shashi..." "What?" "The Empire state building..." "is this way ..." "French fries is not french... it's an American concept." "This is french ladoo... with organic chocolate 70%" "yöu can make it warm if yöu want." "Mama!" "Sagar..!" "What happened?" "!" "He got in the way of the ball... I'll go get some water..." "Mama..!" " How did it happen?" "Where's mom?" "Are yöu hurt anywhere else?" "Can yöu please call Shashi Radha?" "Mom's phone is with me!" "Where is Shashi?" "Where did she disappear?" "Ok come let's go... let's take care of Sagar first... and I will come back for aunty." "Brave boy...yöu'll be ok!" "Mama...do yöu know what happened?" "Big ball came... and I fell." "I didn't see the ball coming... otherwise...one kick!" "Liar..." "Nothing happened..." "just a little scratch... and look at him now...fuss pot!" "Sagar is a strong boy... have a cookie... drink yöur milk..." "One magic kiss from mama and all will be well." "How's the pain in yöur leg?" "Yöu must have been in a lot of pain... to not come with us... but take off by yöurself." "If yöu don't like being with us anymore... yöu should have told us... we wouldn't have come here." "Satish...what are yöu saying..." "What do yöu mean...'what'?" "What's happened to yöu Shashi?" "It looks like yöu were happier alone." "I was just..." "Thank god I didn't send the kids earlier with yöu." "That's it!" "Enough of this English!" "What's happened to me?" "English has become more important than my children!" "Aunty nothing happened..." "Sagar is fine." "No Radha... I should have come along with yöu all... I have become so selfish... I have forgotten my responsibilities... I didn't come here to learn English..." "Enough!" "I'm done with this English Vinglish!" "Aunty don't do that..." "don't give up now." "Just 3-4 classes left to go..." "What more will I learn in 3-4 days?" "Please inform them... I'm quitting." "Aunty...please... just finish what yöu started..!" "Yöu should finish what yöu started right?" "I want to finish... what I started long ago... being a mother to my children." "I am looking for Professor David." "Right here!" "Hi, I'm David..." "Hi..." "I'm Radha, Shashi's niece." "This is Shashi's niece... so good to meet yöu." "I have some bad news for yöu." "Shashi's not gonna be able to make it to class anymore." "No...she has to take her exam!" "I know...her family has come down from India... and we're busy with my sister's wedding... I'll give yöu my card... yöu have her call me." "Bonjour!" "How are yöu?" "Radha...?" "Shashi here?" "No she isn't here... I came to talk to David about it... she's not going to take class any more..." "Why?" "Exam very important for Shashi." "I know...my sister is getting married and... her family has come down from India, so unfortunately..." "Can I ask for telephone number?" "Ladoo sampling!" "Kevin...try one..." " Thank yöu..." "This is incredible... I could get married again and again for this." "To yöu...to yöu...again and again." "Wow..!" "Shashi Aunty it's amazing!" "Yöu know Kevin...these are the best ladoos yöu will ever eat." "I totally agree." "And my wife, she was born to make ladoos... I just gave yöu a compliment... yöu were born to make ladoos!" "Manu... we can put marigolds here... and jasmine there... and the other flower arrangements..." "Mama..." "José is calling yöu..." "Aunty...yöu were not born only to make ladoos." "Sagar come here..." "Salman why don't yöu tell me the story of yöur favourite film." "My favourite movie is..." "Sex and City." "It is story of 4 sexy girls... talking of sex and walking on the city." "Very pretty." "Sir..." "I like the Rajnikanth film very very much." "Rajnikanth is not a actor... he's a god!" "He can remove the underwear of the superman... he can catch a bullet with his nose..." "Granny..." "I will dance to the 'dhinka chika' song." "Sagar... dance to this song instead..." "What a boring song!" "Sagar it's awesome!" "Sapna, come with me!" "♫ My sweet pampered favourite bride. ♪" "♫ She loves and desires the moon. ♪" "♫ My sweet pampered favourite bride. ♪" "♫ She loves and desires the moon. ♪" "♫ My God given blessed child. ♪" "♫ Angelic beauty of the Gods. ♪" "I hope to see my favourite student tomorrow..." "Trying..." "David sir..." "No trying vying Shashi." "Taking an exam is not a matter of life and death... it's about the joy of telling yöurself that yöu have done it." "Shashi madam... last day of class... we really miss yöu." "Speech ready no madam?" "Coming tomorrow no madam?" "The wedding is tomorrow..." "afternoon..." "No problem madam!" "Tomorrow exam morning..." "1 hour exam... like that only yöu come..." "like that only yöu go!" "Shashi please come." "I am failing tomorrow and I am here." "Shashi yöu must come..." "One cup of coffee maybe?" "Aunty...he really likes yöu!" "Do yöu also...?" "It's ok... it happens..." "Radha... I don't need love... what I really need is... some respect!" "Will yöu help me... one last time?" "I want to take the exam tomorrow." "♫ Oh!" "listen...take care of her. ♪" "♫ She is delicate blossom. ♪" "♫ She is precious. ♪" "♫ She is a rare one. ♪" "♫ She is a rare one. ♪" "♫ Come all dance along. ♪" "♫ Let's drown in joy. ♪" "♫ To this happy song. ♪" "♫ To this happy song. ♪" "♫ Her eyes... they speak. ♪" "♫ They tease... they sneak ♪" "♫ Into the world of dreams. ♪" "♫ All bright and gold and green!" "♪" "♫ Here goes the shy blushing bride. ♪" "♫ She sways to her beloved's charms. ♪" "♫ Magic in her dark kohl eyes. ♪ I come to America... I want to learn English..." "To get a better job... I want to learn better English... to become the better person... I can then go to college... I didn't know why I wanted to learn English..." "Pakistani girl Chinese girl..." "No... come tomorrow." "I teach all America Spanish!" "Where's Shashi?" "The ladoos have to be taken out need to be gift wrapped." "Chill mom...people are going to love the ladoo gift pack." "Shashi aunty is amazing I wish mom had some of that talent" " Yeah right!" "Who do yöu fancy..." "American guys or Indian?" "Crap it's yöur mum..!" "Chill...she won't understand." "So what's yöur boyfriend's name?" "I don't have one...do yöu?" "No..." "Aunty its already 8.30." "Don't forget..." "we need to go to the beauty salon." "Let me help yöu with that." "Bring the other tray." "Where is Sagar?" "Aunty...we can buy them on the way back..." "Yes Shashi... there's an Indian sweet shop near by... don't worry..." "Now no one will get to taste Aunty's ladoos!" "Come here." "How many times have I told yöu to behave?" "Didn't I warn yöu?" "Will yöu do it again?" "Will yöu?" "Stop it." "I will make fresh ladoos again..." "All over again?" "All that trouble again Shashi!" "Yes... I will." "Excuse me..." "please help me with that..." "Satish..." "I'll get it done." "It's ok...what to do!" "Aunty... we need to leave..." "What's the point if I fail in my favourite subject... and pass in the other?" "Satish look after them... I've heard so much about yöur wife's food..." "ladoos?" "She loves cooking..." "And I love eating!" "Thank yöu for coming." "Congratulations!" "Hi Radha!" "Hi - l bought flower." "Thank yöu." "Yu Son!" "Hello!" "Yöu are looking very...correct!" "Thank yöu very very much for calling us to come." "Can't understand how he got through the English exam." "Where is Shashi?" "Shashi aunty is getting ready..." "May I go helping?" "No, she'll be here soon... thank yöu." "God knows how she also got through the exam." "What yöu say?" "I say I love yöu." "Shashi!" "Oh yöu look so beautiful!" "Shashi madam...we missed yöu today." "What a speech I gave..." "What a speech!" "I not understand one word." "Rama bhai also...superb english!" "Don't call me Rama bai... that is my servant's name in India!" "Oh Shashi yöu look so beautiful..." "Thank yöu...yöu too!" "David sir!" "Thank god Radha invited all of us to the wedding." "I couldn't let yöu leave without meeting me." "Thank yöu so much for coming." "Shashi...what are yöu doing?" "The wedding is about to begin..." "Satish uncle..." "Satish...this is David Sir..." "Udumbke..." "Eva..." "Salman..." "Yu Son..." "Ramamurthy..." " Nice to meet yöu." "Laurent..." "Nice to meet yöu." "They are my close friends." "Shashi, it's time for the ceremony." "To my darling daughter Meera and my dear son Kevin..." "How I wish Anil was here." "When Meera was going through her troubled teens... she was 1 4... she was only 14 years old... when she came in fuming and asked us..." "'Why did yöu give birth to me?" "'." "She was so angry with life... that she was furious that we gave birth to her without asking for her permission!" "I will answer that today Meera." "Yöu were born... so yöur dad and I could share complete happiness" ""Yöu were born so yöu could bring happiness into our lives..."." "I am so sorry I didn't take yöur permission." "Love yöu both sweethearts!" "God bless both of yöu always." "Son... yöu just got lucky!" "But fortune smiles on those who embrace it's offerings... so..." "love each other." "And son... leave me and yöur mother alone!" "It's time for us to focus on each other." "Shashi Aunty...yöur turn." "Yes... come on." "Aunty." "Sorry... my wife's English is... not very good so..." "May I?" "Meera..." "Kevin... this marriage is a..." "Oops sorry..." "I started in Hindi." "This marriage is a beautiful thing." "It is the most special friendship... friendship of two people who are equal." "Life is a long journey." "Meera, sometimes yöu will feel yöu are less." "Kevin, sometimes yöu will also feel yöu are less than Meera." "Try to help each other to feel equal." "It will be nice." "Sometimes... married couple don't even know how the other is feeling." "So... how they will help the other?" "It means marriage is finished?" "No." "That is the time yöu have to help yöurself." "Nobody can help yöu better than yöu." "If yöu do that... yöu will return back feeling equal yöur friendship will return back... yöur life will be beautiful." "Meera..." "Kevin... maybe yöu'll very busy... but have family... son...daughter... in this big world... yöur small little world." "It will make yöu feel so good." "Family... family can never be... never be judgemental!" "Family will never... put yöu down... will never make yöu feel small." "Family is the only one who will never laugh at yöur weaknesses." "Family is the only place where yöu will always get." "love and respect." "That's all Meera and Kevin... I wish yöu all the best." "Thank yöu." "Well Shashi... yöu don't 'return back', yöu just return... and yöu missed a few 'a's and 'the's... else yöu passed with distinction!" "Shashi aunty yöu were amazing!" "Yes..." "I'm so proud of yöu." "Do yöu want me to help?" "Bring the other tray." "Next time yöu speak in English in front of mama... please think..." "she can talk better than yöu!" "David Sir..." "ladoo!" "Thank yöu..." "I have some thing for yöu!" "When yöu don't like yöurself... yöu tend to dislike everything connected to yöu." "New things seem to be more attractive." "When yöu learn to love yöurself... then the same old life... starts looking new... starts looking nice." "Thank yöu... for teaching me... how to love myself!" "Thank yöu for making me... feel good about myself." "Thank yöu so much!" "Ladoo..." "Broke the French heart, didn't yöu?" "Shashi..." "Do yöu... still love me?" "If I didn't... why would I give yöu two ladoos?" "And... good choice!" "♫ Her eyes... they speak. ♪" "♫ They tease... they sneak ♪" "♫ Into the world of dreams. ♪" "♫ All bright and gold and green!" "♪" "♫ Here goes the shy blushing bride. ♪" "♫ She sways to her beloved's charms. ♪" "♫ Magic in her dark kohl eyes. ♪" "What newspaper would yöu like sir?" "New York Times please." "And yöu ma'am?" "The New York... sorry...do yöu have any Hindi newspaper?" "No, sorry." "It's ok...thank yöu." ""Hope You've Liked  Enjoyed The Movie"" "Copyright from ecOtOne™"