"1994 Mumbai ...sorry it was Bombay then." "Not just it's name, lots has changed since then names of roads have changed, property prices have changed." "F-M was a Finance-Minister not the radio." "Only a few houses had colour tv then." "Two channels and Amitabh Bachchan films is all we had for time-pass..." "Children played cricket and marbles in the streets, not XBOX." "Mobile phones were still science fiction." "Bombay-Delhi long distance calls, costed 99 rupees not 99 paise." "Traffic cops let you off for 10 or 20 rupees." "Street beggars would bless you for 50 paise." "Everything, from shoes to clothes, nail cutters to cars anything imported was available in the black market." "Coke and Mcdonalds was for the lucky few who travelled abroad." "And traveling abroad was not in everybody's luck." "Even though our luck was never too bright, but today was different." "We had finally completed our exams..." "Yoo hoo!" "Yes..." "Yes." "Karan I can't believe it dude, exams complete!" "And we are actually going to Bangkok!" "It's home country for you right?" "Oh sorry, you all look the same, what can I do?" "We are going to Bangkok not Sikkim." "This is tenzing, Zing for short." "Father is in the army and he is here." "He was ten when he shifted from Sikkim to Mumbai." "What's the difference..." "Bangkok..." "Sikkim..." "Nagaland, it's all the same." "Karan mind him...or I'll hit him." "Stop it Chandu, even the Chinese have feelings dude." "Bloody idiot...why are you laughing...bloody Sindhi-Snack!" "This is Chandu, his father is the senior most Extra in the Film-lndustry and hence he is the most film affected-Sindhi guy in the world." "How much are you expecting?" "Sixty-five percent." "You?" "It's enough if I pass." "Karan you?" "Why are you asking him?" "He is silent now but will top the class later." "And this is me." "No 1 in studies." "No. 1 in sports... other than money I am no." "1 in everything..." "But it was actually money that I wanted to be the No. 1 in." "Three of us, the losers, had never been past our town and now were going abroad for the first time, that too for free." "In fact we were getting paid to go to Bangkok." "Where is your Bro Archie?" "He'll get here." "We'll miss the flight..." " Shut up, loser." "How are you darlings?" "Hello Archie brother..." "Darling, I told you to wear boots." "Actually I didn't have any boots." "Don't worry darling..." "Take this, shove it in your socks and for you, a bundle of five thousand dollars." "Place this in your underwear." "In the underwear?" "You wearing a bra?" "No?" "So put it in your underwear then." "Are you mad..." "No..." "Karan...put it..." "Only 500 dollars are legal." "Rest we are taking as Black money." "Got it now?" "And if we get caught?" "Darling I am more concerned about it than you are it's my money at stake here." "I explained it you right?" "Then why the tension?" "Why?" "No tension bro." "Karan, put it in dude." "Go ahead and put it." " Why are you arguing?" "Hang on a minute, I don't want any tension later on so I'll explain the game for the last time." "Don't ask me again." "Right now you carry the dollars in your underwear." "In Bangkok you'll shop for me. I'll pack the bags." "You bring the bags to Bombay." "I have my people in the customs, walk straight out of the green channel." "On each bag you carry I will pay you ten thousand rupees." "Your Bangkok trip, eating lodging is free." "I offer it to all my carriers." "Any questions?" "is the booze free on the flight, Archie bro?" "Yes it's free you Chinese drunkard." "Forget it, you just look at a girl and start chasing her." "Do you think of anything except booze?" "You womanizer!" "Bangkok is perfect for you guys." "I don't think you'll return." "Come on now." "Come on" "Thank you" "Madam what's this?" "Scissors..." " You can't take this inside." " Why?" "Why?" "Because it's dangerous and not allowed on board." "But a scissors is not dangerous." " Dude look!" "This is not dangerous and it always stays in my bag." "Sorry" "But officer, I don't think this is dangerous at all besides it always stays with me..." " Sorry." "Screw you man..." "What?" " Nothing..." " Come on." "Move it dude...sorry sorry..." "One minute sir." "Sorry madam please move...excuse..." "Oh yes darlings meet Bulbul." "She is travelling with us." "And Bulbul this is Chandu Karan and..." "Zing..." "Tenzing..." "Hi." " Hi" "Hello" "Hi" "Hey" "Hi" "Are you carrying?" "What?" "He means are you a carrier too?" "She has definitely hidden the dollars in her bra. I know it." "You jerk." "You too." " l love you too..." "Dad says I'll be a big man one day." "My son..." "You are not from Bombay..." "Right?" "Why do you say that?" "You don't eat like Bombay girls." "Ya..." "I don't like to diet." "Good" "You didn't say where you're from?" "No, they don't speak." "It's all for fun..." "Legs up everyone..." "Good night." "That's the way she is." "Oh everyone is chinki here." "Hail the lords of Bangkok." "Hail Archie Bro" "My child, let me show you heaven." "Come on" "Ï" "Wish our luck would fly high too," "Wish our t-shirts would match the Ferrari too" "Wish our bank balances were brimming too" "Wish Madonna was my best friend too" "Sometimes these wishes feel too few" "Gods ask us what we would do?" "Wish we could nod, and he'd pays our bills too" "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets" "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell" "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets" "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell." "Wish the spot light could be on us" "Wish we were above the Sensex" "007 James-bond watches and houses on Boulevard Sunsets." "Sometimes these wishes feel too few" "Gods ask us what we would do?" "Wish we could nod, and he'd pays our bills too." "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets" "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell." "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets." "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell." "Bouncing" "Take a cheque, they don't accept cards what to do?" "Dinar, Dolar, Euros, Franks whats with the money of the world in banks" "Millionaire, but my pocket's empty." "Pretending that I am living of milk and honey" "Clothes and cars, Diamonds and Gold Bar" "Am livin of love but am looking like a star" "Dreams are great" "Panache is high" "We want it so big" "We want the sky lf you don't get it easy then just get up, steal it" "Few hotels with Jacuzzis" "A few beers to our names" "Few clothes from Versace" "Foreign ladies, with Indian games" "Sometimes these wishes feel too few" "Gods ask us what we would do?" "Wish we could nod, and he'd pays our bills too." "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets." "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell" "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets" "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell" "Jingle-Jingle go all the Pockets." "Single coin is all we have" "So what the hell" "Oh my god!" "We'll drop him and be back." "We will be back...ya just...just two minutes...move it idiot..." "Damn you..." "Go on dude" "Hey...you do have a condom right?" "Condom?" "I don't dude." "Ok listen" "Guys..." "Okay...okay" "We'll wait for you in the room, ok?" "Which room?" " My room." "Use a condom!" "One minute." "That dude is so damn lucky." "You want the fun?" "She has one!" " What?" "What does she have dude?" "She is a man" "Shut the door." "Shut it." "Come back...open the door..." "She has one!" "Meaning?" "Shut up." "No one mentions a word." "Serves the duffer right dude..." "You should've seen his face." "Where are you guys?" "It's our last day here." "Hurry up and pack." "I am taking Chandu and Zing for a massage later." "Come along?" "No bro l am ok." "Oh come on." "Don't be shy. lt's an experience of a life time." "I'm fine Archie bro..." "What kind of a guy are you?" "I would have surely gone." "Have shame." "You are a girl." "I don't like to pay for sex Archie bro... I'll pay come along." "I'm fine..." "Let's meet in an hour, back at the hotel for packing." "Ok?" " Yes." "See you." " Bye." "Will you have coffee with me?" "Yes" "Cool..." "let's go..." " Let's go..." "So you want to study business-management?" "Yes" "Although honestly I don't want to." "Ya...what do you mean?" "Actually my father wants me to do management and join a private company." "And what do you want?" "I want to start my own business." "I want a company listed in the stock exchange." "I want to be rich." "Good so do it... lt's not so easy." "Firstly a big business needs big money which obviously I don't have and honestly I feel that dad will be disappointed..." "So will you study management because he wants you to?" "Karan he is your dad I am sure he will understand if you speak to him." "Not all dad's are as cool as yours." "I mean your dad sent you alone from Jaipur to Bombay." "My dad doesn't let my sister visit her friend alone." "What will people say?" "My dad said, go, do whatever you want with your life." "So what are you doing?" "Modelling..." "I wanna be a top model..." "Meher Jassia, Madhu Sapre and now Bulbul Singh..." "To Bulbul Singh..." "So karan all the best for your dreams..." "Thank you Bulbul..." "You never know, might come true one day." "True" "My dad always says that, the most successful businesses always become big by a big idea...not big money." "Maybe you should think about it." "Big idea." "Thanks." "Why are you my boy friend?" "Come on you are a girl." "Oh eff-off, don't give me the girly shit." "I always pay for myself." "Only my boy friend or my husband is allowed to pay for me." "I hope that's clear..." "Can I pay for myself at least?" "Ya..." "So who is that boy friend of yours?" "Sadly no good boys in Bombay." "Cheers to that..." "Cheers..." "Hey this is a nice belt!" "Didn't you get anything for yourself?" "Her list was unending." "Thank you so much... lf you kiss me, I'll burn these clothes." "Ok" " Go now... I'll try the jeans on" "Dad, have you tried your shirt on?" "Yes thanks." "When are you getting serious?" "The Management exams are two just months away." "Dad, I don't want to study Management." "So what will you do then?" "Become a servant?" "Dad, I don't want to do a job." "That's exactly what I'm asking you." "What do you want to do?" "I am not a businessman like your Uncle Jazz." "I know that dad. I am not demanding anything from you. I'll manage." "Ok fine sit down and tell me what the problem is?" "Dad for the last 24 years you have left for work at 7:30 every morning and have never returned before 9:30 at night." "Daily you have sat at the same desk." "You have worked over time on Saturdays." "Sundays you've been just too tired to spend time with us." "After all of this what did you get?" "He is right." "Stop the nonsense." "Son it's not that I have not received anything." "Next year the office is honoring me with a trophy for 25 years of distinguished service besides I have security, which is the highest reward." "Dad, I am not you and I cannot live like you." "Even if I were a seller on the streets and I was the best in that then I know that one day I'll be the Biggest Man." "I feel my efforts should benefit only me not my boss or my company." "Karan, it's very important to be practical in life." "I am practical and that's why I am saying this, when I don't want an office job then what's the point of studying management?" "You can never be sure of life, you never know when you need a qualification." "Dad, I cannot live my life in fear." "Please spare me..." "So you think I live my life in fear?" "Then from now on do what you think is right, I won't interfere." "Ok?" "I am sorry..." "You've started lecturing him already." "He has so lovingly brought presents for everyone." "I don't know what gets into you." "His career is finished and you're thinking of presents?" "Yes yes I am!" "Your dad's on the phone." "Thanks...papa" "Hello..." "Hi..." "Bulbul?" "Who is this?" "Bulbul Karan here." "What the..." "Papa...hi papa...how are you?" "Hi child..." "I'm..." "I'm Good..." "So I was wondering if i could take you out for some coffee this evening..." "Father daughter...just the two of us." "Papa great papa..." "I'm also dying to meet you papa." "Great child, so I'll pick you outside the hostel say around five?" "Ok papa, see you in the evening." "Beta..." "Love you beta." "What?" "I said, I love you...beta." "I love you too....papa." "Bye...bye" "You know, my dad's here from Jaipur." "Thank you." "Chandu, lend me your Herbie?" "No gas." "Dude, you stammer when you lie!" "I'll fill up the gas." "You?" "Always broke?" "I'm taking Bulbul out." "Really?" "Why didn't you say so earlier buddy?" "Anytime, I'll fill the tank up for you." "But if I did that you'll drive out of town right?" "Are giving me the key?" "Listen this is not serious ok?" "What?" "I am the guy this is my line" "What?" " Cold drink, beer, chips, mouth freshener...want anything?" "No" "Do you need a condom?" "Get out of here." "It's you who needs to get out of here, look the cop car is behind you." "Shoot" "Karan hurry up." "Dad?" "Where were you?" "What happened?" "doctor?" "Looks like an attack..." "Hurry up." "Take this..." "Here mum," "What happened?" "The AC room is fixed but they said the insurance covers only for a non AC." "The rest we have to pay." "How much?" "50 to 60,000 rupees." "I'll be back in a minute." "Let's go." "Sonu, just wait there, I'll call you back." "The money was for work not a charity !" "My man is waiting in the red channel with my stuff." "What do I do now?" "How do I know?" "Are you the custom's officer or me?" "What can I do if the vigilance turned up?" "What?" "Yes?" "Ok." "Sonu you leave the bag and come out... ..son just follow what I say, get out of there." "Yes darlings...how are you?" "What's up Archie bro any problem?" "Nothing." "These customs officers, any bribe is less for them and even after that they don't let the bag go." "So now?" "Nothing. I have a solution for everything if I don't claim the goods, then they will confiscate them, at most." "Seized goods will be kept in the go down." "And a month later they will be auctioned off." "Usually the seized contraband is auctioned off a month later" "And I have my arrangement there." "My bid 19,000 rupees" "The auctioneer will accept." "Sold..." " That's it?" "Mind blowing Archie Brother..." " isn't it just?" "Brother I am trying on these shoes." "Go ahead, it's all your." " thank you Archie bro... lt's all yours..." "What's up with you, Karan?" "Nothing much Brother, it's simple actually I need money and so how many ever trips possible, would be great." "Go on, take as many trips as you like." "Want to take your mummy daddy along too?" "Just tell me." "Tell me" " Thank you Archie bro." "I'll call you once I fix for Sunday...cheer up darling." "So did you like anything?" "Yes Archie bro, this one." "It's Reebok." "But there is only one foot here." "Yes the other is inside." "Hey chotu, get the other one." "Why do shoe shops always display only foot on the shelf?" "What's the deal?" "Silly...because one foot can never get stolen." "Shoe is full value only in a pair, otherwise it's zero." "Say?" "Full value is great Archie bro, but do I get it at the cost price?" "Off course." "My life is yours." "Yes." "Archie bro, how much is the duty on shoes?" "120 percent...why?" "Remember Bulbul you said that the biggest of Businesses become big by the idea not the money!" "I have found the big idea." "Are you crazy...you've lost your mind." "No way." "I won't allow even you to do it." "Karan wait here." "What's here?" "The client for the jeans advert." "He wants to meet me personally." "Will be half an hour." "Bye!" " Bye..." "Mr. Gupta, how would it be if we offered Bulbul a five year contract?" "Well Bulbul, I am staying at the Holiday Inn..." "What?" "We are giving you a five year contract and we need your five minutes in return?" "After the contract finishes..." "Start the car!" "Start the car." "Don't let her go." "Catch her." "Catch her!" "Start the car." "Hurry up" "What's going on?" " Just go." "What was that?" "Screw this modeling and screw the hostel!" "Karan..." "let's do it!" "Bulbul agreed finally..." "One down, two to go" "Have you lost it?" "Tiger will kill me." "Chandu" " Yes. yes dad." "I'll be there in five minutes" "Tiger was Chandu's father." "He was mean, and Chandu was scared." "But I had the right mantra for Chandu" "Free massage!" "To hell with Tiger, we'll figure it out." "Two down one to go..." "Cheers..." "Oh yes off course." "Well it was easy to rope in the friends but big idea required big money." "For which I had to convince Uncle Jazz in the USA" "You want import Reebok shoes?" "Yes uncle." "Two thousand pieces." "Ok no worries...tell me how much money you want?" "The actual amount is 20,00,000 rupees but whatever you can spare will be fine." "20,00,000 rupees is not a problem but the project should be brilliant." "By the blessings of Uncle Jazz, we were on our way to Bangkok, once again." "...to crack the first business deal." "With the largest shoe company in the world" " Reebok." "So you want 2000 pieces?" "Yes...yes when can you give delivery?" "Three months" "What's that?" "What's he saying?" "How would I know?" "He is your countryman." "Can't you understand?" "Your crude jokes...keep it to yourself. - quit it guys." "Sorry we don't understand." "Three months...three months!" "What?" "Three months..." "Three months, he is saying three months guys." "Three months...he said three months." "Now you understand?" "Yes, yes but you listen, three months is too long...three weeks I can't, I can't" "You can, you dumbo" "Oh you, slime ball." "Don't take it personally I can't understand what you speak." "Ok, ok wait...wait..." "Bulbul give it to me..." "Wait a minute..." "Ok now listen I'll give you all the money in advance...advance" "Advance?" "May be may be." "Now you understand?" "Everyone understands the language of money" "You want to inspect shoes?" "We sent half the stuff to Calcutta and other half to Madras and returned to Bombay." "And three weeks later." "Karan...there's a call for you lt's a long distance call from Madras" "Hello...ya...it's arrived..." "Thank you!" "All right one last time." "Chandu you will go to Madras and Bulbul, you and I will go to Calcutta." "Zing will stay here and coordinate." "Right?" "Right." "Right." "To do business it's important to look like a businessman even if we were broke, we had to look rich." "Why did you have to come in the pouring rain?" "You could have sent somebody." "It's a new supplier so..." "No problem, come in" "Why don't you inspect it first?" " Yes." "And then we can do the paper work." "Come" "All these boxes are yours." "Open one of them, please..." " Yes." "Show me..." "Wow this is nice..." "I love it." "It's my size." "Can I try it?" "Off course." "What's this?" "Give me the right pair." "What?" "Both are left ones." "I want the right one." "Show me?" "That's impossible." "How can both be of the same foot?" "Could be a mistake, try the other box." "Hold it" "Oh my god..." "Karan!" "Excuse me..." "Oh my god... I can't believe this..." "We are finished... ls this the entire consignment?" " Yes" "How can this be?" "All are left feet?" "Can I make an international call from here?" "Off course, follow me." "Mr. Wattana I am telling you for the very last time I have personally checked all the boxes there is no right foot." "You are lying." "Idiot, I am not lying..." "I think you are lying." "You call me liar, you dog." "Sir you please do one thing, You come over here and check it yourself." "I don't have the time." "What do you mean you don't have time sir..." "This is cheating." "Hello-Hello Mr. Wattana here." "I know you are Mr. Wattana buddy..." "Mr. Wattana all boxes have only right shoes no left shoes." "Hello..." " You all are blind?" "Who are you calling blind?" "Not you." " Then who?" "You" " Mr. Wattana I have had enough of you..." "You please do one thing come over here collect your shoes and give me back my refund." "You think I am a fool?" "Return my money you fraudster." "Hello...- l don't give refunds to people who stammer." "Who stammers?" "Son of a Bruce lee!" "Go to hell." "What do you mean Bruce Lee?" "Come here and I'll kill you." "I am already dead." "How much more can you kill me?" "I am just getting started buddy." "Keep the phone down you Chinese idiot." "You are an idiot." " You idiot." "You idiot" " You." "You..." "I'll kill..." " You..." "Now?" " Now what?" "I am done, I am ruined." "And the paper work?" "What?" "Paper work?" "To hell with the paper work." "I'll only incur losses by claiming this consignment?" "I am ruined, isn't that enough for you?" "I'm really sorry darling." "Darling don't talk to me...just get out of here please." "Sure baby sure..." "let's just get out of this negative place. - excuse me..." "Please move" "Have you checked carefully?" "They are all only right leg shoes?" "I am a graduate, I know left from right." "Ok if you say so." "Hence in a planned way, we sent the left pairs to Calcutta and the right ones to Madras and we refused to accept the shoes in both the places." "Now the Madras customs had 1000 right and Calcutta customs had 1000 left pairs of shoes of zero value" "A shoe is full-value only in a pair, otherwise it's zero." "And now we had to wait" "Wait for the day when the customs auction would be announced in the newspaper." "Wait..." "Chandu this is your ticket to Calcutta, your auctions begins in four days." "Ok and yours?" "Day after..." "Zing, I'll call you and where will you meet us?" "In the old house." "Bulbul this time you will stay back." "Tiger's mustache and beard" "Acting without makeup" "We'll get caught if we are recognized." "I get my father's mustache and beard." "What's this?" " Check out his back side." "What happened?" "What's it?" " Who is this?" "The bid opens for 10 National ACs at 80,000 rupees." "Rupees 80,000" "Rupees 80,000" " Rupees 90,000" "Rupees 1,00,000" " Rupees 1,20,000" "Rupees 1,25,000" "Rupees 1,40000" "Rupees 1,40000" "Rupees 2,05,000" "Rupees 2,10,000" "Rupees 2,15,000" "The last item list 2,000 Reebok shoes." "But, there is only the right pair, no left pair and the bid begins from Rupees 20,000." "20,000" "What will do with just one side son?" "We deal in scarp." "Are you sure you want to bid?" "Yes" "Yes" "Chandu left Calcutta with 1000 left pairs and I left Madras with 1000 right pairs" "And we reached, a small house, close to Bombay which was our godown" "You did it" "Dude you look like a pansy." "Ok guys...ready?" "Ya..." "Then let's do this." "And finally the left foot paired with the right foot.." "...turned zero value into full value..." "Now we had 2000 customs cleared Reebok shoes without any customs duty." "Therefore the shoe, normally available for Rupees 2000, we had, for a 1000." "Careful darling." "Where have you brought me?" "Are you going to murder me?" "Come on." "Where are the shoes?" "Archie brother could not believe it that rookies like us were supplying him original Reebok shoes at such a low price." "Take your time, Archie brother." "Darling I am Sindhi. I don't need to be told." "Everything is in place bro, along with a receipt from customs." "If it's ok, then get it loaded." "Zing, Chandu..." "Archie bro payment?" "Don't worry whenever you say darling." "Then, payment now." "Payment was prompt, because Archie knew that Reebok shoes at." "...this price would ensure his monopoly in Bombay." "You are a master of your trade..." "Whose name should I write?" "Friends  Company." "Bulbul's suggestion was perfect Friends and Company and Friends and Company's first profit was Rupees 10,00,000" "Ï I am addicted I am craving I am hooked by the first feeling" "It's on my tongue" "The flavor of fun I am hooked by the first feeling" "It's hot, off the oven" "My fate is freshly baked lt's highly infectious" "Just watch and wait I am addicted lt's evil" "I am addicted lt's wicked" "Once you are hooked lt has no medicine, there is no cure" "You're gone for sure" "One bite is full of delusions lt's an obsession" "And no solution lt uses every trick in the book" "And pays heed to no one" "You can try but you can't hide" "Every appeal falls by lt's hot, off the oven" "My fate is freshly baked lt's highly infectious" "Just watch and wait I am addicted lt's evil" "I am addicted lt's wicked" "Bend your head when you're hooked" "Doctors have no cure it's so twisted" "Beckon the Gods" "Press every button" "There is no cure it's that twisted" "Don't fool yourself into a fake cure" "You can't change this that's for sure" "Awakens by a blast runs away by chance" "You can't avoid it's tricky difficult glance lt's hot , off the oven" "My fate is freshly baked lt's highly infectious" "Just watch and wait I am addicted lt's evil" "I am addicted lt's wicked" "You imported shoes?" "Where did you get the money from?" "From uncle Jazz?" "Yes Dad." "Well done." "Dad, you've had a fight with Uncle jazz not me." "Who are you doing business with?" "With brother Archie." "Who?" "Brother Archie dad." "That smuggler?" "He is not a smuggler." "He has customs notified shop." "Are you going to tell me who is, and is not, a smuggler?" "Do you know what a person who works with a smuggler is known as?" "Smuggler!" "He is not a smuggler and I haven't done anything wrong" "After today you are not going to hang out with Chandu and the riff raff." "You can't meet them, you can't do business with them." "You will return the smuggler and Uncle Jazz the money." "Understood?" "No Dad." " No meaning?" "I have grown up now." "I know what to do." "Look son if you have to stay in my house then you have to do as I say." "Got it?" "Fine, then I will have to leave your house." "What do mean you will have to you leave right now!" "Get out of my house." "Please, what are you doing?" "No Maya, I am serious... lf he has to stay in my house he will have to stay my way." "Or else he can leave" "Dad, I cannot live your way." "I will die of claustrophobia." "I am going man..." "Get out..." " Mum please." "Please, I beg you not to." "Be quiet." "Be quiet." "He is leaving." "Do something." "Stop him." " Karan." "Karan I can give you a piece of advice." "God has given you a very sharp Brain and you know it." "If you use this brain correctly you will live a happy life... ..but if you misuse it you will be ruined." "The rest is up to you." "The problem is Dad, that I am right." "But you have already decided, that I am wrong." "Fine, go ahead." "I have left my house." "I don't know how to cook and no wet towels on the bed." "What are you talking about...how can this be possible these are all right pairs...please check properly." "This can't be the entire consignment." "No sir this is the entire consignment." "How can that be?" "Well whatever there is, is in front you." "Why don't you throw the entire consignment on their heads?" "Return it to them!" "How can we return it like this?" "Do you know the loss I have incurred on this one?" "Sir?" " Yes?" "Weren't you in Calcutta as well?" "That Chinese guy has duped me for the second time." "Really?" "I could I have reported you to the customs if I wanted, but I didn't" "So you tell us what to do?" "We are small time commission agents and are happy with small commissions." "How small?" "Not much." "Just 15 percent." "lmpossible." "Let's cut it to 10 percent." "Done." "Two." " You're joking, seven." "Three." "Five." " Four, done?" "How can it not be done...you guys are true gentlemen." "After this small break, we were back to business" "Bulbul was right a big idea makes the business big and our business had become big all over India but times, good or bad, always change." "Started ten minutes ago." "No one would have seen it?" "Who told you?" "But what has happened?" "What are you looking for?" "Carefully." "What are you doing?" " Where is the remote?" "Here...but what has happened?" "Manmohan Singh's Budget." " So?" "He has changed the import policy" " What are you saying!" "Finance minister Dr. Manmohan Singh, in his budget proposal today has suggested a major tax reduction on imported goods." "A wave of joy has spread through the citizens." "If he reduces the taxes, we are finished." "Relax, nothing will happen I am dying." "He indicated that with liberalization policy the branded goods too have been reduced." "The tax on imported foods, readymade clothes and shoes has been slashed from 120 percent to 20 percent." "Apart from businesses of Delhi Calcutta and Mumbai there has been a mixed response from .." "...the entire world's business community." "However Dr. Manmohan Singh is sure that's the only way to lead India into a world arena." "120 percent to 20 percent?" "How can it fall so much?" "Dodging the Duty was our business." "Now, when there is no duty, there would be no business." "Leave it Chandu." "Nothing can be done now." "What do you mean nothing can be done?" "It means this business is finished." "So now?" "So how about a restaurant then?" "Nice, but boring yaar..." "Let's open a bar." "You'll drink the lot down." "Let's make a film." "Sign the film star Madhuri opposite me" "You Chinese, I have completed an acting course .." "...from Roshan Tarneja's studio and taken dance lessons from Madhumati dance classes." "Madhumati dance classes." "Not everyone clears that course." "Sit down dude." " You dance as well dude." "Oh sit down." "Your dad never made it as a star, how will you?" "And even if you do want to be a star then do it with your own money, not ours!" "So what do we do then?" "Should I say?" "Yes" "It's boring just sitting here." "Let's head abroad." "Bangkok?" "Better than that." "Hongkong..." "Even better than that" "Cut the suspense." "Just say where?" "America." "We are walking out here, while you are..." "Hey karan?" "There he is...you bum...smart uncle's smart nephew!" "Welcome to America." "USA lt's wonderful." "Hello...how are you?" " Hi..." "Looking good!" "Hi...how are u?" " That's Karan" "Hi" " Hi" "Uncle who is she?" "She is your aunt." "Hello." "Oh idiot!" "She is not the traditional one, she is the casual one." "Honey bun go and get the other car for luggage please...thank you!" "Maamu this is Zing." "Hello Maamu." "Zing?" " Yes" "Well never mind." "This is Chandu" " Hello Uncle." "You are turning me into the world's uncle. I'm Jazz, just call me Jazz." "And uncle this is Bulbul." "Hello jazz." "Oh hello hello hello beautiful...she is cool." "Hello my child." "Welcome to America." "Hello my child welcome to USA" "I knew it, if your dad came to know that you took money from me there would be trouble." "You were right." "Still, you should not have walked out of your house." "However big the problem, one should never leave home after all family is family." "Let it be, Uncle." "Never mind, even this is your own home." "Uncle..." "I mean Jazz, where exactly are we going?" "Queens!" "I have rented an apartment for you." "I would have preferred you stay with me but this hero wanted to stay in an apartment." "You know I have the most awesome villa in Long lsland...but he is so..." "Does that aunt stay with you as well?" "Are you mad?" " What did I say?" "Uncle we are here for good." "Had we been on a holiday things would have been different." "Yes but, initially won't you like to travel around America?" "No uncle, what's the point in earning in rupees and spending in dollars the fun is, when one earns in dollars and splurges in dollars." "Well done." "What all is imported from India?" "Lots of stuff you know, diamonds, handicrafts, leather goods we import garments, lots of basmati, spices and our turmeric is..." "Uncle can I have a list of leather glove's importers?" "Yes right away." "Susan can you get me importers directory please." "It's not Soojan..." "It's Suzan" "Ya ya samething." "She is new..." "Now we had to dupe the Whities in their own country." "Hence new place...new ways." "The drill was the same but the business was different." "Firstly we fixed an appointment with the biggest importers of gloves in New York" "Your samples are ok, but what about price?" "Charlie we are new so what ever we quote you will cut us down, right?" "That's my job." "So Charlie, why don't we cut the bullshit and you tell us what you are ready to give us." "What are you doing?" "You will get us killed." "Easy!" "No no no it's fine..." "I like people who are direct." "So what do you say, Charlie?" "Eight dollars tops, ClF delivered to my warehouse in New Jersey." "Trial order for 2000 pieces..." "Yes or no?" "Only for you Charlie." "Charlie knew that no one can make a profit in 8 dollars but he had never met the likes of us before." "Thank you Charlie" " We agreed." "The 2000 trial pieces were made from his regular Calcutta supplier so that he is satisfied with the quality." "Once he would approve the pieces, then part two!" "I didn't expect you to deliver at this price but, since you have... I have no option but to shift my business to you." "How does a hundred thousand pieces sound?" "Can you handle it?" "We can." "Only..." " Only what?" "You know Charlie we're just a pretty small company in the market you know so..." "Look we don't give advances, it's against company policy." "No no not advance, just just please give us the money on delivery, that's it." "No...i don't know..." "Ok ok... I think I can convince my bosses." "Thank you Charlie." "Thank you Charlie." "I promise you once you have done business with us you will never do business again." "Sorry?" "With anybody else." "Charlie had given us an order for 100,000 pairs of gloves." "As they say, the fish had taken the bait." "Now all we had to do was pull." "Just like the shoes, we packed the left hands and the right hands separately." "Chandu became the left hand man and me the right one." "We placed them in two separate godowns." "All we had to do was wait." "Don't show off Karan the over confidence will kill you." "Bulbul..." "Hello?" " Hello Hi this is Charlie here." "Hey Charlie hi, how are you?" "Karan your delivery date is three days from now and I haven't received any intimation from your end." "I Hope everything is in order and on schedule." "Ya ya everything is in order and on schedule... just a little bit delay, no nothing just some minor labour problem" "Now?" "Let the nerd wait a bit I don't get it, what is the waiting all about?" "You will get it...get the ball." "Hello..." "Hey chalrie..." "Come on Charlie relax just two more days..." "Trust me Charlie..." "Hello Karan...this is Charlie...karan?" "karan?" "..." "Do You hear me?" "Are you there?" "Hello karan..." "Hello...hello Charlie..." "hello Charlie i can't hear you..." "Now the time was right" "Come on" "Hey Charlie hi ya your consignment is finally here ya...ya all of it yes..." "Thank God!" "You guys got me into a real mess." "My customers are calling me every hour." "I am really sorry Charlie... I'll get them delivered to your warehouse immediately." "No...no...no...there is no more time..." "Send the gloves directly to the stores." "There was only one reason to make Charlie wait so that he wouldn't be able to ...check the gloves properly." "Yes i don't know sometimes...doesn't really matter." "Hey Charlie aren't you forgetting something?" "What?" " The cheque on delivery...remember?" "Ahh the cheque sure...here it is...here you go..." "Thank you." "See you Bulbul." "See tomorrow night Charlie...bye." "See you Charlie...never." "Before he realized that he had only the right hand gloves we needed to get the cheque encashed" "Hello" " Karan this is Charlie here...what the hell is this?" "Charlie hi..." "You send me only right handed gloves." " No can't be..." "What do you mean can't be..." "But...but you checked them yourself... - l'm gonna sue you..." "Alright ok ok..." "let me call m y factory in india and i m gonna call you back in ten minutes ok..." "You better ok...quick!" "Ten minutes yes yes i'll call you back alright...thank you...bye." "Guys lets go..." "lets go...move...hurry up..." "Go go go...move...move...move..." "We gotto get these boxes out now..." "We vanished with Charlie's money leaving Charlie with 100,000 right pairs, with zero value." "However even we had made no profit yet." "We bought the stuff for eight dollars and sold it for eight dollars." "Profit was yet to be made" "Hello I'm Lin Wong." "Aa Charlie..." "Ya so Mr. Wong what can I do for you?" "I hearl You hab defecti glow in walehou?" "Defective gloves?" " Ya..." "Yeah we have useless..." "Only right hand gloves..." "left hands are missing." "No ploblem..." "I buy." "Why?" "What would you do with them?" "I'm clap deala." "You mean scrap dealer?" "Ye tha wha l say..." "Clap deala." "How much would you give me for 1,00,000 pieces?" "Ahhh Twenty thousand dolla." "I paid a million for them." "Oh, you velly lich man, I poor..." "I gib you 30000." "Fifty thousand dollars and its a deal." "Deal..." "We bought back Charlie's gloves at a throw away price." "With our lndian-Chinese man Zing, there was no scope for doubt" "Finally the left hand met the right hand glove and from zero value became full value." "Now at whatever price we sold them we were in profit but who would we sell to?" "So you have hundred thousand pairs of gloves." "Yes." "Twelve dollars a pair." "Immediate delivery." "Cheque on delivery right?" "Ha Ha..." "You're joking." "Who gives Cheque on delivery these days." "Look..." "I don't mean to offend you but, I don't trust Indians anymore." "yes yes i heard about your problem And that's why I came to you." "I don't know Mr..." "Bachchan..." "Amitabh Bachchan." "Mr. Bachchan..." "I almost lost my job...the last time..." "No no no..." "You can check each and every piece yourself." "Only when you are satisfied you take..." "Pay me after two months." "Ok?" "Poor Charlie, once again he bought 1,00,000 pairs of gloves from us at 10 dollars a piece." "Hence Friends and Company made a profit of 10 million dollars in America... lt was finally time to splurge" "Ï" "careless, we have become" "Shameless, we have become carefree, we have become" "careless, we have become" "Shameless, we have become carefree, we have become" "it feels wicked it feels edgy we are so carefree." "Splurging beyond the limit" "This is getting heady" "We are looking cool we are feeling cool with this indulgence." "We are addicted" "We are fanatics" "We are looking cool we are feeling cool with this indulgence." "Ha ha give me love that's freakin my mind" "Yeah be bop hot step spiritual kind" "Give me high give me low am sure you can find" "Blow out to kill hit hard this time" "Look one who falls asleep loses the game." "Look lf you can't cheat you won't succeed" "Look" "The whole world is at stake and we have to win it." "Look lf you can't cheat you won't succeed" "Splurging beyond limit it's getting heady." "We are looking cool, we are feeling cool with this indulgence." "We are addicted" "We are fanatics" "We are looking cool, we are feeling cool with this indulgence." "What are you thinking about?" "I am feeling, what god must feel like." "Really boo I mean it." "Today I can do whatever I want." "I have the power." "One day I will be the biggest man in the world." "Watch me." "How much bigger do you want to be?" "This is just the beginning!" "What are you doing?" "A life without risk, is no life at all." "So what do you do Linda?" "I dance..." " Aaan haan... I'm touring with Michael Jackson." "Really?" "That must be really cool haan?" "Ya." " Drink?" "Sure." "Excuse me..." "Call me if you need me again." "Bye handsome..." "Twenty-eight black and even." "Thank you ..." " Shit." "Let's go now." "Come on, I am losing right now." "It's enough for one night, now let's go." "Shut up, Bulbul." "Nobody tells me what to do." "Understand?" "What's happened to you?" "Get lost." "This is cheating, man." "Sir, you need to take hold of yourself." "Screw you ..." "No manners!" "Where do such people land up from?" "You jerk." " Zing, stop ..." "Bastard." " Relax ..." "You think I don't know Hindi?" " Stop." "This Chinese speaks Hindi!" "You idiot, do you want him to hear everything?" "Zing, stop it ... my god." " He is crazy." "Where do you think you are going?" "Come back." "I will teach you a lesson." "Idiot." "Sorry, haan, he just drank too much..." " Zing ... are you okay?" "..won't happen again." "Just take that, okay ..." "Ya, okay buddy, make sure of it." "Ya, promise ... thank you." "Zing, get up, get up." "Why does he drink so much?" "This is the tenth time in five weeks!" "Take him to his room, and take care of him." "Why should I take him alone?" "You come too." "I am still playing." " So?" "Even I have to play." "Who is the boss here?" " What?" "Come on, Chandu, I've got some luck going here." "Please." "You guys are so difficult!" "Come on, my friend." "Don't do this in front of a lady, please ... happy?" "Excuse me ... cash this for me, please." "Twenty thousand cash ...better luck, sir." "Sixty thousand ... better luck, sir." "Uncle, how are you?" "How and where are you guys?" "We are at the airport, about to take the flight back." "You'll get me into trouble." "Why?" "What happened?" "The cops were here asking about you." "Have you supplied any gloves to a company?" " Yes." "They are saying you have supplied them with faulty goods." "is it so?" "Then why did they pay me?" "A buyer always checks the good before buying them ..." "These whities are too cunning." "They could not sell their goods on, so they are charging me!" "I guess you are right." "Okay, I got to go." "Okay." "This means no more glove business." "Yes, everyone knows in the market." "So ..." "Zing, come on, the reservation is in fifty minutes ..." "Shut up, Linda." "If you are in such a hurry, go yourself." "Bloody hell." "What's wrong with you?" "Why do you treat her so badly?" "We are in trouble here, and you are worried about Linda?" "What?" "I suggest let's just go back. lt's enough." "She is right, let's go back." "In 500,000 we can launch a film." "Shut up, Chandu." "Shut up?" "Do you have a better plan?" "I do have a plan. lt's different." "It will be fun though." " What?" "Tell us." "Alright   firstly we will a buy house." "Not too expensive, about 100,000 dollars." "So Carl, how much did you say?" "110,000 dollars." "I can take it for a hundred thousand." "And for that we shall take out a bank loan." "Your account is good, Miss Singh... I'll process your loan papers by tomorrow and you can then come in and sign." "Thank you, Mr. Roberts." "Thank you, the pleasure is all mine." " Thank you." "And after a few months, we will put the house back on sale." "Zing, looking good." "Ya ..." " l love it." "Alright ... we'll take it." " Great." "So you will sell Zing the 100,000 dollar house for 200,000 dollars." "But where will the money come from, to buy the house?" "Relax." "Exactly from where it came the last time, a bank loan." "Thank you very much, Mr. Roberts." "No problem, Mr. Zing, your loan cheque will be ready for you on Monday.." "..I really appreciate it." "My pleasure ... thanks ..." "thanks for coming in ..." "And this way, the minute Bulbul sold the house to Zing   we made an instant profit of 100,000 dollars." "And Zing will sell me the same house for 400,000 dollars." "After paying back the bank 200,000 we will be left   with a profit of 200,000 dollars." "And by passing the parcel, we will continue making our profits." "But one day we will have to repay the bank, right?" "That's the best part." "We won't have to repay!" "Bank procedure:" "Chapter 11." "They seize the property if the loan is not repaid." "One of us will declare bankruptcy   and the bank will have no option but to seize the property." "Whose actual value is still only 100,000 dollars." "The rest is in our pocket." "Exactly." "Karan, you are a genius, buddy." "I'm the best ..." "I am God." "Life was getting faster, and we had forgotten that we were riding a lion  and it would not be easy to get off." "Hello ..." "Who?" "Linda?" "Chandu, no ..." "You drunk Chinese ... come out." "You should not have hit Linda." "He hit me!" "Why don't you say something to him?" "You want one more?" " Go on, hit me ..." "Come on then." " Guys, shut up please, look at yourselves." "Zing, you have started drinking too much   and it's not just me, everyone thinks so!" "You are with a bottle day and night." "What's your problem if I drink?" "Of course there is a problem." "When you create a scene in parties, public places   and casinos, it's embarrassing for us." "I embarrass you?" "Have you become that big?" "You are taking it the other way ..." "Zing, look." "No, you look!" "Look at yourself, big man!" "Have you forgotten where you've come from?" "You took money from me for autos, you wore my clothes to the parties   calling me your brother, your friend!" "And today I am embarrassing you?" "You have become too big, right?" "Yes I have become big, and I want to get bigger, because I think big!" "I am a big man and you are a street dog." "Okay?" " Karan, cool it ..." "No, he is talking rubbish." "Firstly, you work hard for these people and then they talk back to you." "Big man you are ..." "Yes, I am a big man and you are a small man." "What can you do about that?" "Nothing, you are a big man and I am a small man   and there can be no friendship between a big and a small man   and when we are not friends then I have no place in.." "Friends and Company." "Come on, Zing, don't blow it out of proportion." "It's gone out of control." " Don't touch me. lt's all your fault." "Don't threaten us." "Are you saying the company cannot run without you?" "I don't want your company." "Keep it." "I'll sign and return all the papers tomorrow." "First send it and then talk." "What have you done?" "I've done?" "You have all lost it!" "The people from the bank called and wanted to know since when   and how I knew Chandu?" "Has there been a problem, Karan?" "Uncle, Chandu has had some losses on the stock market and   has not been able to pay the loan ... the bank has seized his property." "That's why they kept asking about my loan." "I am your sponsor, so they think I am with you ..." "Uncle, please don't get worried about all this. I will handle it." "Okay, bye." "Hello." " Hello." "is Karan there please?" " No, he is not." "Has he left a cheque for me?" "There is no cheque here, what name is it in?" "Pamela Sahni." "Unless he has made it out to her married name." "Pamela Kapoor." "Let it be if you can't find it." "One minute ... what did you say?" "I am sorry, I thought you knew." " Knew what?" "Look, it happens here all the time." " What?" "Karan has married Pammi  in court, for a green card." "Bulbul, for heaven's sake please stop over-reacting ..." "This marriage is just a contract, for my green card." "This is the fastest way." "I haven't done anything wrong ... everyone does it." "It's not wrong if everyone does it?" "And if it's not wrong then why didn't you tell me?" "Because I didn't want to hurt you." " Just shut up, Karan." "And that's exactly what you have done today." "You don't know me!" "Had you told me I would have let you do it myself!" "No, but you have planned your entire future, and not asked me even once." "Why should I ask you?" "Why?" "Oh my God, what a fool I have been." "I made a big mistake." "I mean nothing to you." "There is no place for me in your future plans." "I am doing this for both our futures." "You know how risky this business is?" "You know, right?" "We might need to head back to India any time." "And I never want to go back, you know that!" "Our future is here!" "After getting my green card I wanted to marry you." "What's wrong in that?" "Everything is wrong in that, damn it." "Don't touch me, Karan ..." "I hate you guys ..." "Just don't touch me." "Can we just please just forget about all this?" "Please?" "No, Karan ..." "I can't." "That's just paper." "Nothing has changed." "Everything has changed, Karan ..." "because you have changed." "So that's fine, Bulbul, people change all the time." "What's the big deal?" "Please, Karan, I want the sweet Karan back." "Please." "He's gone." "That sweet guy who always listened to you   who indulged you, is gone." "I can't be that anymore, he's gone." "You know what, Karan?" "Then I'm gone too." "She walked out of the house and you let her?" "Can anyone stop her?" "So now?" "Now?" "Anyway to hell with it." "Let's talk of something else." "You wanted to talk to me about something." "Yes ..." "Linda and I have decided to move in together." "Congratulations, man ..." "And we are opening a video library in Jackson Heights." "We have booked Bollywood shows with Sunny Deol, Anil Kapoor." "You can't think beyond films!" "Go on, tell him." "Linda and I were thinking that   it's enough now." "I can't do it anymore." "I want to settle down." "What are you talking about?" "I can't ..." "Look, I don't want to hurt you, I am sorry but I want out!" "I can't work with you ..." "And I suggest you leave it as well." "Why didn't you say anything when you were buying a new house?" "Or a new car?" "You used to drive a Herald, remember?" "I got you a Benz." "Now that you've got it all it's become a bad job?" "Right?" "You're taking it the wrong way." " No, you think I am doing wrong?" "Karan, even if we are not partners, we are still friends and if you ever need any help, I am there ... always." "You will help me?" "You will do me favours?" "No, look at me ... should I recount all my favours on you?" "Karan!" "Whose idea was it in the first place?" "Mine." "Whose investment was it?" "Mine." "Who brought you to America?" "Me!" "I have done you guys a favour, not the other way around, got it?" "And all of you, don't even care." "You know what, Chandu?" "I think you should just leave, ya ..." "Just go ..." "Look here ..." "You better understand something too, Karan   all that you have done is not for me, or Zing or Bulbul." "You have done it for yourself because you wanted to be rich   and we helped you in realizing your dream." "You could trust only us and hence we were your partners." "You could've done nothing without us, so don't ever   ever misbelieve that that you did us any favours." "We have been friends and will remain so." "To hell with you and your friendship." "Hello?" "..." "Hello?" "Hello ..." "Hello?" "Karan, my son?" "is that you?" "You can hear me, right?" "Hello, Karan, my son?" "Why are you crying, son?" "What happened?" "Something has happened?" "Tell me?" "Where are you right now?" "Hello, Karan ... please talk to me, son." "Tell me what happened." "Hello, Karan ..." "Come on, Maya, hurry up." "Give me the card." "How long will you take to get ready?" "I am ready, why do you worry so much?" " Okay, fine, come on now." "Which Centaur Hotel do we have to go to?" "Airport or Juhu?" "The one in Juhu, son ..." " Okay." "And now for the award of 25 years of distinguished service I would like   Mr. Sajjan Kapoor to come on stage please." "Thank you." "My life, my savings, my everything   I should say is present in this room." "Yet today I am the richest man in the world because I have my family.." "..My beautiful and long suffering wife Maya   my beautiful daughter Anu   and my son-in-law Rohit." "And this lifelong respect that I have earned today   has made me the richest man in the world." "I should actually receive this honour with humility   but I am receiving it with pride   because in my Twenty Five years of earning   not one rupee is from dishonesty." "So thank you for making this   ordinary life extraordinary." "Uncle, how does one earn respect?" "I don't know, but I do know   that you must give respect to gain respect." "I have never respected anyone." "Neither my father nor my friends nor Bulbul." "I have made too many mistakes." "You can always redeem these mistakes." "I'll need your help." "Let me check." "Mr. Karan Kapoor?" " Ya." "We have a warrant for your arrest, sir ... I didn't get it." "Look, he is saying, if you return to the bank at least 70 per cent of   the loan then they will drop the criminal charges   and only a civil case will remain." "For which, along with good behaviour   you will get six to eight months, in my experience." "Okay." " Then are we on?" "Uncle, we were four partners." "I barely have 25 per cent." "Don't!" "I am here alone but speaking on behalf of three of us." "Not long ago you threw the friends out of friends and company." "You are left with 'Company'   but all this is not yours alone, we are party to it as well ..." "So this is strictly business." "Mine." "Chandu's." "Zing's." "These will fetch you the 70o/o." "Bulbul." "Thank you, sorry I didn't mean to ... nothing." "After this our accounts are settled." "We are quits after this." "Uncle Jazz, that was the deal." "Yes, my child, that was the deal." "Bulbul ..." "Bulbul, listen to me." "I'll be back after drawing up the papers." "Ï" "Your agony turned you to Gold" "The fire of sorrow made you the Soul" "You have lost something and found everything today" "Your luck has led you to heaven this way" "Wanderer ..." "When you lost your path" "Your darkness showed you the Light" "When you held your arms out" "Your prayer brought you respite" "Make a wish on a falling star" "All your dreams will come true" "Stretch your hands out afar" "And I will see you" "Wanderer ..." "Ya, please." "Enjoy your coffee, sir." " Thank you." "Order something, I'll be back." "Your bill for the coffee." "Sorry, I haven't ordered anything yet." "I know, sir, but I was told you'd pay for it ..." "By whom?" "Excuse me!" "Can I thank you if you are paying the bill?" "I know you only earn ten dollars an hour   but I am sure you can pay for a coffee?" "I thought you only let your boyfriend or husband pay for you?" "Yes." "So ..." "You never gave up on me?" "Not even for a day!" "Where were you?" "I tried to contact you." "I don't want my son to call the sort of person you had become 'dad'!" "I am not the same anymore." "That's why me and my son are here to meet you." "He can hear you." "Hi. I am your dad." "I promise that I shall be the best husband   and the best dad in the world   and you will be just as proud of me as I am of my dad." "Listen ..." "Will you marry me?" "That's my line." "And I took it?" "So yes or no?" "Yes ... please, yes!" "Oh, it doesn't matter." "I am sorry, sir, he is not available right now   please call back later ... thank you ..." "Oh, Mr. Venkat, today you are talking differently" "When I met you first your tone was different ..." "Hey Susan, wat's up?" "Something big has happened ... I've never seen him this upset." "Could you just hang on to this for me?" "You have ruined me." "Yes, I'm finished!" "What happened, Uncle?" "The entire consignment has been rejected." "Just see." "The one from Madras?" "The colours are bleeding." "These are shirts from   just one batch after a wash they have all changed colour." "What is the supplier saying?" "The supplier has washed his hands of it!" "The party is asking us to sue them." "They are from Madras, a court case in India!" "And this is not even the real problem!" "God knows how the debacle of these 1,000,000 pieces   has reached the stock market   our shares have fallen by 30o/o since this morning." "Relax, uncle ..." "How can I relax?" "Do you know what 30o/o means?" "We are a small company and very new in the stock market listings." "Should I try something?" "You forget it." "If something goes wrong, we'll be in a bigger mess." "Not wrong, uncle." "Right." "I promise." "What will you do?" "Firstly you give me the list of all your big buyers." "And?" "And give me 7 shirts out of this consignment." "What are you going to do with these shirts?" "Once again today I had a big idea   but before I took the biggest risk of my life ... I had to fix old ties." "I had to bring back the friends of Friends and Company." "You like it?" "Ya, ya, ya, it's a good movie." "I saw it ..." "You have seen this?" "Okay ...here, action ..." "Sunny Deol ... he's like Arnold ..." "he is the Indian Terminator." "Thank you so much ..." " Thank you!" "I hope it's good." "Karan, all that is good but Linda is just a background dancer   in his shows, she won't be able to do all this." "Do something, Chandu." "I can't do this without all of you." "I need you all." "Please do me a favour." "You are saying this?" " Ya ..." "Chandu, can you please help me with this poster?" "What the hell?" "I'll handle Linda." "Can you get us a drink?" "It's too big an amount." "I know, I already owe you   still I am asking you for more." "Owe me for what?" "This restaurant is all due to you ..." "And can I say something?" "I am dying of boredom." "Chinese drunkard you?" "The drunkard has quit drinking, and I am an Indian, not Chinese!" "Sorry" " You should be sorry for breaking my nose." "I know, I screwed up with Linda." "No, I screwed up ... big time." "I never understood her importance." "I am glad she is with you." "Seriously." "So cool?" "Let's do it!" "Let's do it guys ..." "Karan, Uncle's company shares are now down by 40o/o ...12 dollars." "I know, just buy everything, but one by one, slowly." "Thank you ..." "Do we really need to wash them all separately?" "No shirt should run colour onto another." "11 dollars?" "Buy more!" "Not this one." "Why not?" " Everything else once more round." "1st shirt had to be washed once   2nd shirt twice, 3rd shirt three times, and the 7th seven times." "Are you done?" "Gentlemen." "These are seven shirts." " Yeah." "But what if I was to tell you that these are not   seven different shirts but, but the same?" "What do you mean?" "What if I tell you that actually this is the same shirt   same design, same colour ... only this one has been washed once, this twice   this three times, four, five, six, and seven?" "But they all look different." "Precisely!" "We offer a new product in the market   a shirt that looks new every time you wash it ..." "So the common man buys one shirt but gets to wear   a new shirt for every day of the week!" "Who else have you offered these to?" "You are the first!" "What do you call these shirts ... this new technology?" "The 'Bleeding Madras'." " Price?" "Twelve USD ClF New York." "We buy checks for not more than 8 USD." "I understand, sir ..." "But the price does not change ..." "Take it or leave it!" "You can think about it." "After every wash the shirt changed colour and looked different   and that's why for the cost of one shirt   a common man could wear a new shirt every time." "Hold on ..." "They knew this was no ordinary shirt." "We'll do a trial order of 5,000 pieces." "We'll put them in the stores ... lf the reaction is good ... we'll take more." "Finally they did give me an order for 5,000 shirts   and if the shirts sold out I would get a bigger order." "Sounds good." "Thank you." " Thank you." "They won't call so soon." "It takes time to sell so many shirts" "Relax, Uncle ..." "Trust me ..." "I know." "Hi." " Hi." "Here you go." "Chandu done it, dude ..." "it's on the front page." "What has Chandu done?" "Linda was the senior-most dancer with Michael Jackson for ten years." "We had to take advantage of that." "Bulbul ..." "Hey, Michael was here last night!" "Hey, win, take a look at this ..." "Hey, where are the Michael Jackson shirts?" "Sorry, sold out." "When is the new stock coming?" "Don't know, maybe soon." "Damn ..." "Martin, about those Bleeding Madras?" "Hello ..." " How much more time?" "Nerd, I told you to wait a bit, free the phone now." "Yes?" " Karan, my friend ..." "how many more pieces do you have?" "Send it ..." "load everything and send it." "Okay, dude, buy as much as you can ... buy!" "Come on, Chinese." "Finally the whites did give us the big order   and bought all the shirts." "When this news reaches the stock market   Uncle's shares will go up again." "That's why before selling   the shirts it was necessary to buy the stocks when they were cheap... I need a million share ..." "just give it to me for seven." "And that's what Chandu and Zing were doing." "We have put in whatever we had." "Now if nothing comes of this then watch out!" "Go to Walmart and check it out for yourself." "The LA and Chicago companies want 200,000 shirts more." "Make hay while the sun shines, buddy." "I got Jazz Inc." "At fifty ..." "who wants Jazz Inc?" "Uncle's company shares were sky-rocketing." "Now Friends and Company had to sell the shares   and make a profit to account for the losses incurred   by Bulbul, Chandu and Zing because of me." "Along with Uncle Jazz, the four of us were   now equal partners in Friends and Company." "Now our company was public and listed on the stock exchange as well ..." "This was my dream, remember?" "New office, new car, everything was new   but some things never changed." "Today, like my father, I had everything." "A loving family" "Good friends" "And, most importantly, my Dad." "I think he feels proud when he looks at me." "My dad had said that, if I used my brain correctly   then my life would be happy ..." "He was right!" "Look left, look right." "Buckle up - tighten your belts" "Look left, look right" "Buckle up - tighten your belts" "We will sell you your soul" "Be careful, you've been told" "This is the bad company. (Be careful, there are too many.)" "Bad company ..." "Dude, we are the friends, that's our world" "We are the ones, Who have all the fun" "Catch us if you can, here we are, that's the plan" "Cash and my sexy girls knowing what I want Taking over the world" "Hold on to your fast cars and flashy jewels" "Because I'm coming after you, You're the next fool" "Hey ho, make the money now" "Rob the world, somehow." "No drugs, no guns, no crime." "The master plan's in my mind" "Look left, look right" "You should make your wallet hide" "Look left, look right" "You should make your wallet hide" "We change halves to quarter" "We make your savings barter" "This is the bad company" "Bad company ..." "The biggest of businesses become big by the idea, not the money!"