"Karlýdað!" "Suzan!" " I'll be back in a bit." " Okay." "Hello there, guys." "Any problem?" "Sürmeli?" "Who is it at this hour?" " Who is it?" " It's me, Niyazi." " Good morning." " What brings you here so early?" " Hello Kazým." " Hi boss." "The police raided all our houses." "They're looking for you everywhere." "Good thing no one knows this place." "Apparently, you shot Yigit Çiftgör's partner earlier." "They say you pulled the trigger, Kazým picked you up in his car." " What?" " You mean it wasn't you?" "He was more than a friend." "He was a teacher." "A teacher." "What if those guys get me?" "Don't be around until the trial." "You'll be taken to a safe place." "Yavuz Daner lost his life in the attack, and his driver knows who did it." "He claims that underground leader Numan Kolsuz pulled the trigger." "It is also believed that his right hand man Kazim Öngör was there, too." "That son of a bitch shot his own partner to get out of paying me." "And on top of that, he's trying to frame me." "All I want is to see justice carried out." "That's all I want." "If you want, boss, I can put a bullet through his head." "When the time comes." "Get me a boat." "I'm going abroad." "Okay, please." "There's nothing more to say." "Thank you." "What a performance, how'd you do it?" "I imagined that the deceased was someone else, and I got carried away." "Who was that someone else?" "What's going on?" "What are those?" "I'm leaving." "You're going?" "Where?" " To Karlýdað." " What the hell?" "Why?" "I love him." "You married me." "You said you erased his memory." "It was over." "My heart didn't listen." "Suzan!" "Suzan!" "Suzan!" "I'll kill you both." "Come over here!" "Get a grip!" "Drop the gun!" "Let go of her, asshole." "Suzan, come here." " Don't touch her, asshole!" " I'll kill her." "I'll blow her head off." "Drop the gun!" "Drop the gun!" "You're going to take my woman and call me an asshole?" "Asshole!" "You think you can teach me decency?" "Die, asshole." "I don't want to wait." "Why should I wait?" "For me." "You won't set one foot out of the house on your own." "If you want to go anywhere, they'll take you." " Tell Niyazi if you need anything." " Anything at all?" "Give me that phone." "Are you mad?" "Mad about you." " Okay, bye." " Wait a second, where are you going?" " You're turning yourself in." " I don't get it." "We're innocent." "It's a setup, someone needs to explain." "I know, murder is a bit harsh, but there's nothing we can do." "That's not what bothers me." "I just don't want to abandon the boss." "He's right." "You have to turn yourself in." " Okay, whatever you say, boss." " Come on, it's getting late." " I'll clear this up." "I promise." " Understood, boss." "Take care." " Give me your passport." " No." " I said, give me your passport." " Leave me be!" "Let me fucking out!" "When Numan gets here, he's going to mess you up." "Until then, you're all mine." "So don't do anything dumb." "I'm his lover, not a hostage!" "There's no one to pay my ransom." "But you're the hostage and the ransom." "So don't make me mad." " Let me go!" " I can't." "Be smart." "Be smart." "Don't make me mad." "Is this music from your country?" "Back to business, huh?" " This is the Bolshoi Ballet." " "Ball show" Ballet, huh?" "But if you want, I can also dance the way you like, just for you." "Give me the passport?" "Do you want to go to Moscow together?" "Give me the passport." "Give me the passport." "What you're doing is very dangerous." "Watch your step now, or we could both end up dead." "If there's anything you need, call." "Ward 15." " Hello." " Hello." "Your new friends." "God go with you." "Thanks." " Welcome, boss." " Welcome, brother." "Do you have a cigarette, buddy?" " Welcome, boss." " Hello, thank you." "I'm tired and uptight." "I want no noise." " Welcome, brother." " Thank you." "Your bed." "6 Months later." "Hello Gökhan?" "The work is done." "It's just great, man." "Great." "All we need to do is find a buyer." "Now it's all up to you." "Okay?" "Call me when you get this message." "You don't call, but call this time, okay?" "I'll be by the phone." "I'll be awake until morning." "Call me, okay?" "It's Levent." "Levent, you know?" "Levent." "Oh, my beautiful girl!" " Guess what your daddy just finished?" " Your screenplay." "That's right, my screenplay." "And it's just a great piece of work, my darling." "Gökhan just called and it's all set." "He's really excited." "Okay, well, we'll see." "It's raining." "I'm not late for the meeting, am I?" " Who are you?" " Me?" "I'm Levent." "Levent Kazak." "I'm an actor, a writer." "Could you please call?" "I have a meeting with Abdullah Oðuz's assistant." "One moment." "Hello, there's a Levent Sazal here?" "I've never seen him before." "Yes, he's one of those." "Okay." "Could you wait a moment, please?" "I just heard you say I was one of those." "What does that mean?" "You heard wrong, Mr. Bülent." "Hello, ANS, how can I help you?" "He's not at the office right now but I can put you through to his assistant Hatice." "One moment." " Hello." " Hello." "I'm sorry, but we're not interested in prison sitcoms." "Thank you." "But why?" "Why?" "It's really funny." "I wrote it." "No one here thought it was." "Prison is not a funny place, Mr. Kazak." "Listen." "This is a really important project for Gökhan." "He loves it." "He's been on board since the beginning." "How can I tell him it's off?" "We called Gökhan; he doesn't know anything about it." "Good day." "Hello ma'am, how are you?" "It's Levent." "I'm Gökhan's friend." "I came over once, we service together?" "That's right." "Our sitcom is all set, but I can't get a hold of Gökhan." "So I was wondering, did he change his number or something?" "Could you find his new number for me?" "Thank you." "When is he getting married?" " It's for you Gökhan." " Who is it?" "Damn, how'd he find me?" "Why can't I get away from this guy?" " Who are you talking about?" " Levent." "Evrim, doesn't he get that we're not doing this sitcom?" " I've talked to him a thousand times." " Forget it, he'll give up eventually." "That's what you think." "He's just been to my mother's." "No way!" "My mother gave him this number." "We're finished." " We're on the "Beyaz Show" this Friday, guys." " You're coming too, guys." " You think I should?" " I'd really like you to." "But it can't be like last time, okay?" "Too many cameras and stuff." " I have a fitting for the wedding dress." " Oh yeah, the fitting." "Okay guys, don't get me wrong." "I don't want to ruin your privacy." "Yes, sister manager." "I'm sorry Aylin, I like you a lot but..." " Show business is different." " Where'd this wedding come from?" " Oh, right." " Why don't you just live together?" " Yeah." " You can even have kids together." "They're right, you know." "Maybe we should wait a while." "Gökhan, make up your mind." "Are you an individual or a corporation?" " What's that about?" " She's just tripping." "I don't get it." "What's the connection there?" "Look that one." "Count from here the third guy." "He's a total maniac." "He's almost finished the work, single-handed." " Wow." "Who's the broad?" " His lover." "They say he shot a man for her." "Maybe she did it." "It's complicated." "Look, Suzan." "I can't tell." "I swore on your name." "But we'll be together sooner than you think." " You swore on me and you can't tell me?" " Yep." "Your 18 month military service lasted eight years, darling!" "How long is this going to take now?" "But this time your finger's in it." "Your trigger finger." "Are you comfortable at your mother's?" "Any news of him?" "Just had his fifth operation." "He's paralyzed." "He's been suffering for six months now." "I wish he were dead." "They say his being paralyzed won't change your sentence." "This time I won't accept my fate." "I'm going for it head on." "Off course, right against it." "I have no time to lose." "Isn't it strange for a man doing thirteen years to be saying this?" " Kazým." " What?" " How much longer?" " One week, tops." "Good." "Listen." "Numan is turning himself in tomorrow." "No way!" "I hope everything is all set." "He's coming here right?" "Yesss." "Make sure that nobody talks." "If anyone lets something slip, we've had it." "Don't worry, I've got everything under control." "Karlýdað!" " What's up?" " You didn't say anything, right?" " About what?" " Did I ever tell you about the jackass in Samsun who couldn't keep his oath of silence." "No." "That dumb shit tells his mother on visiting day that he'll see her soon." "She gets excited and tells her husband their boy is hard at work in jail." "He gets her meaning and goes straight to the prosecutor." "Everyone is busted." " What happened to the jackass?" " Him?" "Out the window." "There are bars on the windows." "They made minced meat out of him first." "Everyone has their own part to play." "We're all in this together." "By the grace of God, things are going smoothly." "I'm talking to everyone here, notjust you." " The boss will be here soon." " Numan Kolsuz?" "Yes." "He wants things to move a little faster." "Soon everyone will have a nice nest egg in the bank." "And you?" "So what happens when you talk?" "What about the oath?" "You were just telling us about your minced meat recipe." "I'm going to move some dirt." "What the hell!" "Watchman!" "Get out of my way." "You don't have these problems, huh." "Like breathing?" " Do you miss me?" " Yes." "A lot." " Where are you now?" " Forget now, I'm with you tomorrow." "You'll leave again." "I'm a captive here." "It's just for a little while." "Are you alone?" "No." "I filled the house with men, but you can't see them." " Even the thought makes me mad." " I hope you're behaving yourself." "And how." "I'm going to devour you when I get there." "I miss being devoured." "They don't know how to collect money in this country." "Tax collectors, lawyers." "The government, that's theirjob." "But they only do theirjob up to a point." "Then, we have to take over." "And what do we do?" "We collect what they can't." " How is your prison project going?" " No problem there." "What exactly does this man want from you?" "We're the ones who want something from him." "Two million greenbacks." "My boss cut him a deal, but the asshole never gave him our share." "Okay going in is no problem, but isn't it risky to get out?" "There's no problem with the plan." "I've worked over every detail like a jeweler." "I'm going to rip him to shreds, and no one will be able to pin it on me." "Because, my friends I am a legend." "I'm sorry." "I've been thinking about it so much." "It must have been the kebab." "I couldn't leave the house while you were gone." "Always home, always home." "You don't trust me." "I could sleep at night knowing you were safe at home." "You can't go out because I love you." "So if you didn't love me, I could get out." "I will always love you." "What if I want to go?" "Then I'll take your life and make a blow-up doll out of you." "I'm innocent." "I know you've heard this from me many a time." "But this time the big bad wolf is really at your door devouring the lamb." "Your honor." "Justice." "Justice is the foundation of propriety." "If we rely on this as our foundation, no earthquake can shake us." "My only wish is to wipe my criminal record clean of this accusation." "Numan Kolsuz." "Welcome." " I am the warden of this prison." " It is you who is welcome, warden." "We'll still be here when you're gone." "Since you turned yourself in, let's not have any trouble while you're here." "They're putting you in the ward you requested." "God go with you." "Our problems are on the outside." "Can I take care of them?" " How's the kid?" " Getting better, thanks to you." "Let me kiss your hand, boss." "Welcome, boss." "Who's running the show around here?" "I am." "Why?" "Good." "From now on, you can wash my feet, jackass." " My dear boss." " Brother Kazým." "What are you looking at?" "Scram!" "Give this to the kids." "Let them live a little." "God go with you." " Come this way boss." " Let's get down to business." " Where is it?" " Watchman!" " Is it finished?" " Almost." "But we hit a rock." "They told me it was finished." "Are you kidding me?" "No boss, of course not." "Get that out of my face!" "Hello there." "I'm Karlýdað." "So the legend has returned." "He's the king." "The king." "Why did he turn himself in?" "First he runs away, then he turns himself in." "All for a murder he didn't even commit." "Why?" "Don't get too comfortable, Lahanacý." "We have a lot of work to do." "I don't get this Numan fellow." "Why turn yourself in just to break out?" "Maybe to get famous, I don't know." "What do I care anyway?" "I only care about one thing." "Freedom." "I'm almost there with Suzan." " We need support here." " Okay." "I don't understand." "What do you mean no one's getting out?" "You've understood perfectly well." "Come on, boss, these guys have been busting their asses for six months." "Especially Karlýdað." "All they want is to get out of here." "I said, no one's getting out." "I'm going to destroy that bastard in front of everyone and then I'm coming back." "That's the plan." "We're here." "You're digging in this direction." "Right now, we're under the main road." "And the rock?" "Is that on there too?" "That building belongs to us." "When the road ends, we get to the water pipe." "When you get to the water pipe, my men will find you." "First you turn yourself in, and now you're breaking out." "You're trying so hard." "Why?" "Hey, you ask a lot of questions." "You're too old to learn." "What the hell are we going to do with you?" "A tunnel?" "That's so dumb." "What is this, Lucky Luke?" "Dumbass, it's very realistic, what's the problem." "They're innocent, thrown into jail... they go through so much shit that they finally dig a tunnel to get out." "And how'd you get in touch with Abdullah Oðuz?" "I know him well." "Remember that Omen film where there was as fire at the premiere?" " Oh yeah." " The whole place was full of smoke." "People were fainting left and right." "I saw Apo there." "I went up to him, introduced myself and I even managed to tell him about this script." "Are you out of your mind?" "Why should he care in the middle of such mayhem?" "Are you kidding?" "He'll never forget it." " Speaking of smoke, open a window." " Come on, man, put that away." " Just a little." " I have a child in there, what're you doing?" "Is Gökhan really in on this?" "He is." "He and his band Athena failed at Eurovision so this is his chance." "These are just artist's whims, is all." " What the hell is this?" " What?" "Are you trying to drive me crazy?" "Get out of my house, quick." " We're talking business, sweetheart." " Will you just get out?" "We're having coffee." "We're talking business here." "Out." "You're talking business?" "Then where's the money?" "Why can't I see it?" "What did we do now?" "Aren't you ashamed of kicking my friend out?" " Ashamed?" " Yes, ashamed." "Who should be ashamed?" "Who's the one who hangs out with potheads all the time?" " Don't talk nonsense." " Your little girl is in there." "I opened a window to clear the air, so what's the big deal?" " Since it's open, I'll scream." " What?" "Help!" "There are potheads in my house!" "Oh for crying out loud." " Welcome, sir." " Beyaz Show, Beyaz Show." " Let me see if you're on the guest list." " There's no need, they're waiting for me." " Okay, what's your name?" " Levent." "What's the problem?" " Athena and I go way back." " I'm sorry, sir." "Gökhan and I did our military service together." "They're waiting for me." "Sir, I can't let you in if you're not on the list." " You're responsible for this." " Have a good night." "And Beyaz Show continues." "And now, our guests are coming." "They're coming." "Athena is coming!" "We're actually on more intimate terms than we appear to be here." "Let me just get this out in the open." "What's that?" "Yes, thank you." "A piece of info at the beginning of our show." "We'll be using it shortly." "I'll say this..." "Didn't we just talk backstage." " We did." " We had a chat." " Now we're faking it." " Yeah, it's all fake." "This kind of thing happens on TV." "You can't believe everything you see." "We talked about everything backstage from family to how much we make." "But as always I'm prepared." "So I'll start with a direct question for Gökhan." "There are rumors that you're starting work on a new sitcom, called "Jailbirds"" " And after that, you're getting married." " Where'd you get that from?" "Where'd that come from?" "I'm not making it up, your screenwriter told us." "He told us about it." "My God, I can't believe it." "He found us here, of all places." "Why me?" "There are two hundred people in there." "What kind of a commercial break is this?" "Oh thank God." "I thought you'd never come." "Do you know what they did to me in there?" "It was awful." "Right after the commercial break, a couple of security guards threw me out." "I don't know why." "Whatever." "I don't want to bore you." "How are you, man huh?" " Levent?" " I'm all ears." " I got you thrown out." " From where?" " From there." " Gökhan..." "I know why you don't want this TV business." " It's your brother, isn't it?" " What's he have to do with it, fool?" " You moron." " Listen, I wrote a great role for him." "He'll be the mafia guy in the prison." "What do you think?" "Look, I don't like you." "I don't like you at all." "I'm a musician, man, I don't want anything to do with your sitcom." "And my brother doesn't either, get it?" "But we're friends!" "From military service." "You idiot." "You ruined my twenty eight days of service... and now you're saying "We're military service friends"." "Levent, I don't want to ever see you again." "I don't want to hear your voice, or smell your smell." "Okay?" "Now go." "I wish you the best of luck in life, Gökhan." "Remember that you're a human being from time to time, okay?" "Au revoir!" "You've turned into a corporation, man!" "Au revoir!" "Friendship!" "There's no such thing." "We're all alone." "No smokes, no nothing." "No luck, even." "What's this?" "Well, if it comes to that..." "Do you hear me?" "Why not give me a hand here?" "Everyone's life is just dandy but me, I get punished." "Script." "All I wanted was to do this sitcom." "That's all." "I never wanted anything else." "I'll give you a lift." "After that, you're on your own." "But please, don't talk." "Okay so in this script you and I go to jail, okay?" "But we're totally innocent, okay?" "Then there's a tunnel to escape in." "Shooting it will only take one day." "One day a week." "On the other days, you're free." "Okay?" "One location" "You're mother wants you to do it." "She wants you to be involved with other things than just music." "Levent, you can't smoke in the car." "Put it out." "What are you smoking?" "This thing." "It was in my pocket." "I mean..." "Are you going to get me busted now?" " Give that thing to me." " No!" "I didn't have any smokes, so." " Give me that." " Okay, okay, I'll toss it." " Stop yelling." " Throw it out!" " I didn't have cigarettes, so I lit it." " You idiot!" " It fell." "It's burning." " What the hell are you doing man?" "Don't!" "God damn it!" "Quick, call an ambulance!" "Athena." "I'm so sorry!" "I swear, it's not my fault." "It wasn't me, I swear." " And what is this?" " It's not mine, honest." "I swear to God it's not mine." "It's his." "He was just here." "He was here." "I swear, it's not mine." "I swear!" "I'm a witness, officer." "It happened over there." "The court has decided." "Due to the following violations; possession of illegal subtances bodily harm to an officer, damage to state property and forming a gang, the defendants should be held in custody until a trial date is set." "Relax." "Listen, I did a lot of research while writing my script." "You have to play the tough guy when you enterjail." "I'll take care of everything." "Don't let on that you're afraid." "We're here." "No monkey business." "Well." "Look what the cat dragged in, the singer who represented our country to the whole world." " Yes!" "Gökhan Özoðuz." " I'm not talking to you, pal." " I just meant to introduce him." " Shut the fuck up, dipshit before I kick your ass." " But, but..." "You fucking idiot, I'll kill you!" "Are you out of your mind?" "I just kept quiet because you're my friend, but" " I'm getting pissed off now." " Artiste!" "Artiste!" "Karlýdað, Karlýdað!" "Karlýdað, from military service!" "What's up, man?" " Is your service over?" " Yes, I was promoted to prison." "So they put you in for hash, huh?" "Well, have a hit, you probably need it." "Atta boy." " Bon Appetit." " Thanks." " May I sit?" " Go ahead." "Why didn't you tell us it was his first time smoking?" " He threw up like crazy." " Wasn't he busted for possession?" "No, it was more for the car crash." "But I'm just so pissed at him, really." "They hauled us in and locked us up." "I thoroughly researched the prison jargon while I was writing this script." "I learned jail talk!" "Alright?" "When you get close to someone, you learn more quickly." "You can sing like a nightingale." "In the local dialect." "Hey, no taking bitches in here, unless you want your ass kicked." "No, man, I didn't mean that." "I just wanted to get to know him." "We don't get many colorful ones here." " What do you mean, colorful?" " Nothing." "I won't let you talk about Gökhan that way, alright?" "Where do you think you're going?" "You know, to the toilet." " It's closed." "Overflowed." " I don't need it anymore anyway." " How are you?" " I'm fine." "This thing is keeping me up nights, boss." "These new guys have to go." " We have to get rid of them now." " We'll take care of it, boss." "Karlýdað!" "Listen, tell your friends to move to another ward." "They're ruining our plans." "If they don't go, we're going to have to send them to the infirmary." "I'll tell them." "They can tell the Manageme they don't want to stay with us." "That way we'll be able to move on." "I want to get out of here more than you." "Just get me some cigarettes." "Freedom will be my biggest reward." "So what's going to happen when the tunnel is finished?" "I wonder what he'll do when we tell him he's not going anywhere." " Do you play chess?" " No, I play checkers." "That's for babies." "Chess is the king of games." "The principle of the game is to foresee the next moves." "But you have to be very precise, like a jeweler..." "Ask me what piece I am." "What piece are you?" "I'm the queen." "This stuff is good." "What piece am I?" "You're a pawn." "Is it a good thing?" "The lowliest fucking piece." "But it does have one advantage." "If you take your opponent's castle, you can be the queen." "Just like me." "Wow." "Sounds like a good game." "So, do you know how to play chess?" "No, but someone told me about it." " You have a visitor." " Thanks." " Levent, come here a minute." " Don't call him over." "We're in all the papers, but there's more about you than me." "Listen guys, you need to apply for a transfer to another ward." " Why is that?" " Don't ask, it's the best thing to do." "Did you hear that?" "We're supposed to transfer." "We have to write a petition." "But we're used to it here!" "Morning." "You slept so peacefully last night." "Like a baby." "Does anyone have a pen?" "I'm going to write a petition." "Why did you give him my mobile number?" " Have you heard from Aylin?" " I haven't seen her since the boat." " I think we pushed her too far." " She hasn't come here, either." "She's really busy right now, rehearsals and all." "I bet that's why." "Can I tell you something?" "It's all his fault." "He ran over those guys." "The accident was his fault." "The other inmates know more than lawyers." "They told me that I could be free in a month, but he..." "How are you, ma'am?" "Welcome." "Welcome, Hakan." "You carry on, we'll talk later." "I might never get out of here, mom." "I'll kill him and get life sentence." " I might stay here until I die." " My dear, it all depends on his testimony." "You're in all the papers and on TV." " Did my daughter see me on TV?" " Yes." "What do they say about me?" "That I'm an actor?" "No, they say you're a dealer." "But they even say your surname." "You've got fifteen minutes, sir." "Otherwise, I'll get it." "Are you okay?" " How are you, Numan?" " Fine, thanks." " Get in touch with the asshole." " With who?" "That bastard, Yigit." "How can I do that on my own?" "You'll leave here get in your car." "You'll go straight to his place." "You'll go alone." "No men, no gun." "They'll shoot me there, Numan." "The dog won't bite in its own cage." "Unless it's a love bite." "You'll face that faggot like a lion and say..." " What?" " The deal is fifty-fifty." "We got the two million dollars for you, but didn't get our share." " Right?" " Right." "So if the deal is off, my boss wants all of the money." "Right away." "Otherwise he'll ice every fucking one of you." "Is this why your boss turned himself in?" "To talk bullshit from the inside?" "I just have to know." "Is he wearing his Italian suits in there?" "He looks so well put together." "Under all that, he's a stray dog." "He barks from the inside, and all the dogs on the outside try to attack me." "What does he want from me?" "Shall I send a whole tribe on him?" "Is that what he wants?" "Get the fuck out of here." "Son of a bitch." "What did he say?" "Lots of things." "Good." "He's a brave kid." "Very brave." "The work has to move faster." "Listen artiste." "Did the warden say anthing about you transferring?" "Non, he was cool with it." "I'm sorry, we didn't have a chance to get to know you." "Maybe next time." " Which ward will you be going to?" " 'Bridegrooms'." " Wait a minute, why are they laughing?" " Yeah, why are you laughing?" " Did you choose that ward?" " Yes, I did." "The warden told me about the empty wards:" "The thives the muggers, and so on." "I thought the best would be the 'grooms'." "Why?" " That's where they put the rapists." " What?" " Rapists?" " What the hell have you done?" "Those guys will bang you." "How can that be?" "How was I supposed to know from the name." "I'm not going." "I'm sorry, but I'm not going anywhere." " You can't stay here." " I'm sorry, but I'm settled in here and..." "I'm not going anywhere." "Why don't you say something too?" "Do I have to do everything." "You stupid motherfucker." "All you've done is screw me." "You've ruined my life." "All this shit in my life is because of you." "What, my fault?" "Why am I to blame for everything?" "Is it my fault I wrote a script for you or I created a source of income for you?" "Screw your income, you fucking moron." "Listen, you're the one who had an accident; that's why we're here, okay?" " I don't believe you." " Enough, already." "Stop it!" "Get out of here fast, before I get mad." "Numan, man, you're just like Orhan I wrote." "Who hell is Orhan?" "What have you written?" "He's this guy who has his men dig a tunnel." "What tunnel is this?" "You know, a tunnel that they made to escape, an escape tunnel." " Where did they dig this tunnel?" " In the sitcom." "Who the hell is Sitcom?" "Don't!" "Let me tell you about the route this skewer will travel, to give you a mental image." "First, it will enter your throat pierce through your tongue and smash the roof of your mouth." "It will continue up through your sinuses and go right through that mental image in your brain." " Who the hell is Sitcom?" " You've got it all wrong, it's for TV!" "What the fuck are you talking about, asshole?" " The E block gate is open." " Who told you about the tunnel?" "Not me, man." "It's a sitcom, a show." "With famous actors." "Like a series." "We're targeting AB audiences with it." "AB?" "What the hell is that?" "You'd better start making sense." "So the tunnel is on TV now, is it?" "No, no." "It's a script." "It's just a script." " Thirty seconds." " Give me that." "What's this damn sitcom?" "A little farther on." "There, the tunnel." "Wait a minute, does that mean there's a tunnel here too?" "Ward transfer for Levent Kazak and Gökhan Özoðuz." "Since they know now, they'd better stay." "I'm claustrophobic." "It's impossible for me to be in there." "But you've been digging non-stop down there for six months." "And Suzan?" "Does she love you as much as you love her?" "Would she have shot her husband if she didn't?" "What do you mean?" "I thought you did it." "It's so bizarre." "I've got someone waiting for me on the outside too, you know?" "They sell these wrapping papers everywhere." "The other day I saw a truck from this paper company on the bridge." "It was huge!" "It was going towards Anatolia." "Where were all those papers going?" "Who the hell smokes that much?" "Then again, there are at least six million smokers in this country." "If they started a political party, they'd win the elections." "And you two losers end up in jail over a lousy joint." "Come on, finish rolling that thing." "So, Lahanacý, why are you in here?" " Busted drug-trafficing." " And you?" "One murder." "Four assaults." "Six acts of major drug-trafficing, fraud and." "What else was there?" " Mugging." " Mugging." "I'm for rent." "People rent me." "I take the fall for other people." "That's my job." "I'm paid to be here, just like the guards outside." "Get it?" "I thought he was like a lookout or something." " A watchman." " A watchman." "The pipe." "The pipe." "Two guards." "Thirty seconds." "Raid." " You two, put the stone back." " Places, everyone." "Everyone, get into your places." "Come on, it's a raid." "Raid." "Get back to your places." "Chief." "Quick, quick, quick!" "Go on, go on." "Good evening, everyone." "My friends, this is a raid." "Not!" "Justjoking!" "It's just a friendly visit!" " What is it?" "What's wrong with you?" " I'm sick." "I have a fever." " How are you, Gökhan my friend?" " Fine, thanks." "Gökhan Özoðuz, please sign..." " My lawyer wouldn't want me to." " Write "Dear Nermin." "Wish you all the success in school."" "Sign." "My daughter is crazy about you." "God go with you." "Okay Yoda, get some rest." "How could I lie down in your presence, master guard?" "Where's Karlýdað?" "I sent him to buy some alcohol." "He's in the can." " Do you have a light?" " I don't smoke." "What, have you started keeping track of who's crapping when?" "It's occupied, dammit." "We've reached the pipe, boss." "Numan!" "Numan is calling." "Your cell!" "Your cell!" "Yes Numan, sir, it's me." "Sorry, I was sleeping." "Where could I be?" "Of course I'm at home." "What?" "Okay." "I'll start work tomorrow morning." " They've reached the pipe." " What pie?" "Not pie, dammit, pipe." "Whatever." "He wants you there too when he gets out, okay?" "What, so now you're throwing me back to the big boss?" "Listen, I could be in deep shit because of you." "Don't you talk to me like that or..." "I'll smash your face in with one punch." "I'm scared." "Lying bastard." " What's up, boss?" " Nothing." " Kazým, man." " What?" "Could I use that mobile?" "Take it, but don't be long." "I'm going to call my girl." "There are millions of asses in the world but one of them is reading this right now." "Hold on, hold on." " How are you?" " Not too bad." "I have to say something." "I've had a lot of time to think in here." "I've only been here for two days, but one sees things so clearly here." "I realize now that I really hurt you." "I'm sorry." "Actually, you were right about everything." "You called me a corporation that was a little harsh, but you were right." "No, please don't say anything." "Just listen to me." "You're really precious to me." "I just want you to know that." "Yes, just know that." "So from now on we'll just do whatever you want." "In that case, I want some time to think Gökhan." "I think that's what's best for both of us." "I love you." "I love you too, Gökhan." " What?" " Piss off." "What's going on man?" "I can't keep up with your moods." "One minute it's this, the next minute that." "Sheesh!" "Greetings." "I'm Karlýdað." " I'm not coming." " Are you crazy man?" "We worked so hard." "I've got a new gig in the next ward." "They need a watchman." "In short, I got transferred next door." "Best of luck to all of you." "Guys, there's something we need to talk about." "Boss, I think we should carry out our escape on Saturday night." "We'll have eleven hours after the headcount." "They're slow on Sundays." "Sorry to interrupt but what about us?" " What about you?" "They'll come in the morning, and there'll only be Gökhan and me." " What will we tell them?" " I woke up and they'd all flown away." "Friends, you will all get ten thousand dollars in your bank accounts." "I'm giving you this money because no one's leaving here." "The only person who's going to use the tunnel to get in and out of here is me." "After the evening headcount I'm leaving." "If anyone has a problem speak now or forever hold your peace." " I don't want the money, I'm leaving." " You're not getting out, man." "I worked so hard, Suzan is waiting." "I don't need anything else." "Listen, I'm sure everyone in here has a love story." "Life's a bitch." "Take the money and lock your woman up somewhere." "Money helps love grow." "Be smart." "Shoot whoever tries to get out." "Get me a cab." " How are things with Katarina?" " Fine." " Why?" "What's wrong?" " This type of women you have to be very careful with." "They're beautiful." "But their character is another story." "Boss, is there something you want to say to me?" "No, but you're a brave kid." "Very brave." "That coke makes you brave." "Friends." "Come here." "Spin there." "On the yellow..." "You come too." "Put your left foot on red." "That's how the game goes." "Good evening my high society friends." "Yiðit." "Numan." "Shit." "Where'd you come from?" "Welcome." "Did you miss me?" "I was just going to get up from this game and call you." "Fancy that!" "How are you?" " Nice game." " The game!" "This game is fantastic." "We've been playing since morning." "This is what the whole world is playing nowadays." "You can't tell whose hand is in whose pocket." "Perfect for you." "Why are you here?" "We have an account to settle." "An account." "Yes, I know." "Keep playing everyone, keep going." "I'll be right back." "Come this way." "This was your partner's office, wasn't it?" "He loved it here." "I still can't get used to his absence, you know?" "I miss him so much." "He'd watch the view from here all day." "And I would watch him." "Very touching." "Is that your lover?" "Good looking kid." "Can I offer you anything to drink?" "Blood." "Okay, okay." "Give me a day." "Come back tomorrow for your one million." " Two." " Two?" "I want all the money we collected for you." " Are you playing some sort of game?" " No." "But we can play one if you want." "What game?" "Go on, spin, pretty boy." "Right foot yellow." "Spin." "Left hand red." "Now it's three million dollars." "And that's just the way I killed my partner Yavuz Daner." "I framed Numan Kolsuz, for the sake of convenience." "I Yiðit Çiftgör confess this of my own free will." "The tape?" "You can have it after we get all of the money." "How do I know you won't make a copy?" "You think everyone is a bastard like yourself?" "Come on, let's do one more round before we go." "Spin." "Right hand yellow." "His hand is already there." "His head is whacked." "My daughter never came here." "I'm coming." "Sorry to wake you up, sir." "But is it possible that one of your prisoners might have escaped causing motherfucking mayhem outside?" "Close it." "Legend." "Boss, Karlýdað split." "What, we're going to blow it now?" "If he's not here, they'll know about the tunnel." "I just shot a man in front of a room full of people." "They're running." "Last sixty seconds." "I'm leaving." "Just hold them off for a little bit, that's enough." "You two, move the stone." "Come on, quick." "Are you in your places?" "Watchman, get into position." "Anyone messes up, and I'll mess them up." "I'm not in the mood to be yelled at." "Numan Kolsuz." "What is it, my friend?" "Listen you have turned ruining my nights into a habit." "What is it?" "You burst in here in the middle of the night and wake me up." "You holler my name." "I ask you what you want, why don't you answer me?" "Did you have a brain fever as a child or something?" " Good luck." " Thanks." "Brothers, our adventure ends here." "We might not see you after the trial." "Take care, all of you." "Good luck, man." " Maybe I'll see you outside tonight." " Really?" "I've been meaning to ask, but I was too shy, I mean about the money." "This ten thousand dollars." "How about us, don't we get any?" " Get the hell out of here!" " Just kidding, man." "Don't forget to visit." "I don't know what this place will be like without you." "What are you laughing at." "He's talking to you." "He's got a lazy eye." "The news is starting." "There are conflicting reports of the events last night at the estate where Yiðit Çiftgör holds his extravagant parties." "Was underground leader Numan Kolsuz there?" "All of the witnesses testified that it was Numan Kolsuz but Yiðit Çiftgör adamantly denies it." " There are also rumors about a strange..." " Our boy is getting smarter." "...game Yiðit Çiftgör and his friends were playing at the time of the assault." "The prison released the following statement:" "Our prison is not a hotel." "People can't come and go as they wish." "These kinds of rumors give us a bad name." "Believe me, I'm as surprised as you are." "This jerk, sorry, Levent, appeared one day with a script in his hands." "My life hasn't been the same since." "Everything in the script started actually taking place." "He wrote accident, we had an accident." "He wrote jail here we are." "He wrote psychos, We're bunking with them." "And on top of that, he wrote tunnel and..." "It's not what you imagine a tunnel to be, your honour." "It's something like a viaduct that you drive through." "I'd like to add something if I may." "Gökhan is a very dear friend of mine." "We did our military service together." "We counted the days in the same dorm." "As two artists, we got along really well." "We had good times and bad times together." "Your honour, everything Gökhan has said is true." "If anyone is to blame, it's me." "Idiot." "All I wanted was to get my sitcom done." "That's all." "With all my respect, your honour." "I took the blame, I did everything I could, but they didn't let us go." "Why?" "Because it's his car, his license." "He's the one who had the accident, he had the joint in his hand." " You're getting out, man." " Sshht." "We searched everywhere the bunks." "I even had the guys'underwear checked." "The tape recorder is nowhere to be found." "If this hadn't happened to us where would we be now?" "We'd be living together in a small town." "I was home last night." "At my mother's." "A very strange thing happened." "I felt like you were watching me." "I looked behind me..." "You said you were getting out soon." "Soon." "I know you'll get out." "Soon we'll sleep next to each other every night." "We'll sleep together." " We have no time to lose." " None." "Let me say it one more time, you don't love me." "My love for you has exploded in this moment." " My thing for you has exploded." " How can you say I don't love you?" "How can..." "Impossible." "You don't know how to talk." "Go away." "Your love is a child sleeping in the cradle of my heart." "My heart is a slave to your wishes." "That's more like it." "So how come you..." "Okay, people, let's take a break." "Horrible." "Aylin, can you come here a minute?" " She's in rehearsal at the moment." " I understand." "Okay, thanks." " Aylin." " Thanks." " What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" " Be quiet." "Take this and give it to Kazým." "Now fuck off." "Gökhan, man, running away doesn't solve anything." " What?" " Be quiet." "Where are you going?" "Don't be stupid!" "This guy always gets into trouble." "What kind of a man are you?" "Come here." "Go away." " Why are you following me?" " Are you crazy?" "Come back." " Go away." " You're out of your mind." "Come here, you idiot!" "Come here." "I'm going back." "Help!" "Help!" "What's this?" "It collapsed." "God damn it." "Will you look at that!" "What the hell happened?" "God damn it, right on time." "We'll be late for the show." "The boss is going to kick our asses." " Gökhan, it collapsed." " What collapsed?" " The tunnel." " How will we get back in?" "We're locked out." " Who's this?" " I was told to shoot everyone who gets out." " Get back in there." " It collapsed." "You don't get it, do you." "Do you have brain damage maybe?" "The tunnel collapsed." "Who is this, Gökhan?" "We were looking for that." "I'm calling the boss." "Numan's cell." " Hello." " Hello." " Yes?" " Boss?" " Yes, it's me." " I've two guys that came out of the tunnel." " What should I do now?" " Don't let them go." "Okay, got it." "Now close your eyes." " I closed them." " Hit him, hit him." "Come on, let's go." "That fool left the keys in the car." " There's no way out." " I'm trapped here." "I have to get that money." " Give me the mobile." " I don't have it." "Carrot top has it." "What bloody carrot top!" "And that's just the way I killed my partner Yavuz Daner." "I framed Numan Kolsuz, for the sake of convenience." "This is great dude." "First, they'll realize we're gone." "Murderers." "Drugs, secret service, we're going to get life, man." " Where are we going?" " To the theatre." "We aren't dressed for the theatre, I mean, look at us." " I'm not mad at you anymore." " Why?" "Because we're both screwed." "My heart is a slave to your wishes." "That's more like it." "So how come you..." " Hello?" " Hi boss." "It's me, Niyazi." "I'll be there in an hour." "Don't forget to bring the tape recorder." "Numan is not available at the moment." "But if you like, leave a message and I'll give it to him." "Okay, tell him I'll be at the tunnel in an hour." "He has to remember to bring the tape recorder." "It's important." "Oh, I have it." "I found it in the anyway." "Oh, so you know about the tunnel." "In that case, I can talk to you." "I'm going to use code language, okay?" " The tunnel is kaput." " What?" "It collapsed, I mean." "I'll say it again, if you like." "You don't love me." "Your love is a tiger cub lying in the depths of my heart, madam." "It plays with my heart." "It chases it like a ball of yarn." "Because what we call love... is really a monster that destroys everything in its path." "A beast that can be resisted neither by my pride nor by the dungeon that holds my heartcaptive." " Gökhan?" " You accuse me of not loving you." "But here I am offering you my heart." "And not only my heart." "My socks my CDs, my food, my drink my t-shirts, my toys, my everything." " Did they let you go?" " No." "I escaped." "I've come to offer you the rest of my life." "So, you mean..." "Yes." "With all my heart." "Come on, quick!" "Quick!" "Where do you think you're going?" "There's no time for this." "We're fugitives, you fool." "This Niyazi guy called, okay?" "We have to deliver this." "I'll explain." "And you have to." "Hello, I'm Levent." "You two are made for each other." "You have something there, a pimple, I think." "I'll go get the car." "Say goodbye." "Where are we going Levent?" "I think there was an accident or something." "He said the tunnel collapsed and that Numan is stuck inside and they're out here." " And this guy has the tape recorder." " Could it be a trap?" "No, the guy sounded serious." "Then the money is ours." "Yes." " We're prisoners." " We have to deliver it." "Forget about the tape." "We're going straight back to the prison." "What are we going to do?" "Ring the bell and announce ourselves?" "Say we were locked out?" "Gökhan, Numan will kill us if we don't deliver this." " The mobile." "You answer." " I'm driving." "You answer." "Hello." "Numan, sir!" "How are you?" "It's Levent." "This idiot wanted to escape." "I tried to stop him, we ran into all kinds of troubles." "What?" "Yes, I have it." "He called." "What?" "Turn!" "Turn!" "Okay, tell me the plan." "I'm all ears." "Which one of you did I talk to?" "You're Niyazi, right?" " Where do I know you from?" " I don't know." "Where?" " Did you bring the thing?" " The thing?" "The tape recorder?" "But Numan said there was this money." "So?" "We're taking it to him." "Well come along, then." "Just a minute." "Only one of you can come, or he'll get suspicious." "This time, I'm going and you're staying." " Hello." " What?" "God give me patience." "This is a lot of money to hand over in a car." "Yeah, the price went up a little." "The tape recorder." "Good." "There'd better not be any funny business." "But Numan said to take the money." " Come on, give me the bag." " Take it." "I know you, you're Gökhan from Athena." " Just kidding, just kidding." " What, did you shit your pants?" "Your Eurovision song was nice, but we won." "Why are we stopping?" " Do you like movies, Katarina?" " Yes." "Do you know what happens in the movies?" "Two partners steal a huge amount of money." "Enough to last a lifetime." "Then one partner stops the car at the side of the road, and..." "What happens?" "You're going to shoot me." "Unfortunately." "Sad but true." "A more popular plot is when the main character emerges from the back seat." "What happened, huh?" "Are you a hyena?" "Do you like being a hyena?" "I work and look after you, and when you see cash you turn on me?" "I swear, I'm going to kill that broad." "As if I fucking care." "What's the Turkish word for this!" " Why did you do it?" " I was afraid of you." "I wanted to get out of your life." "Well, you're out." "And this is for your service." "They took the money, sir." "How will we go back?" " Whatever you say." "Right away." " He's going to waste us." "The artiste and the carrot top have returned but..." "Close it." " But boss, now." " Close it, I said." "Come on, I'll introduce you." "What the hell is this?" "Her name is Kader, boss." "Whoa, that's some hole." "She blinded me, Kader." "I looked through the hole and boom!" "The deed was done." "What a wedding we'll have." "This one's for real, boss." "She's the last." "Our relationship is one where we're together apart." "So there's only one shooting day in a week, right Levent?" "I'm not leaving this one." "Drink up, boss." "You won't be able to leave her, anyway, the tunnel is closed." "Last two!" "Damn!" "Just kidding!" "Kidding!"