"Makise Kurisu!" "for what it's worth." "How did you find this place?" "I asked Hashida-san. so I was expecting something more than this... did you betray me?" "You were deceived by this three-dimensional woman's wiles..." "I'll never forgive you!" "Ever!" "You..." "You..." "Bitch!" "Can you do anything about him?" "Just think of him as confused by events." "This is an emergency." "The Organization finally sent an agent to the lab!" "What?" "is the choice of Steins Gate?" "Steins Gate?" "Something Okarin made up." "It doesn't really mean anything." "I'm sure." "He's mixing up his German and English." "Take your shoes off!" "I'm sorry." "I've been in America too long." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Makise Kurisu." "You can't even shake hands?" "Japanese men don't know how to do anything." "You're freaking out too much." "It's because I can feel murderous intent seeping from your every pore." "Is this what they call the "martial arts"?" "Where are you going?" "I came here to see if your claim that I was stabbed was real or just an excuse for sexual harassment." "But this is more important." "Comment: 0,0:01:37.99,0:01:38.03,OP Romaji,0000,0000,0000,OP" "suujuuoku mono kodou no kazu sae" "Even the world's billions of heartbeats anata ni wa matataki teido no saji na toukyuu" "Are nothing to you but a fleeting and insignificant question kako ni torawarete mirai wo nageku mo" "We may be trapped in the past or lament the future chiri hitotsu gosan wo yurusanu hitsuzen" "But predetermination does not allow the slightest mistake mugen ni hirogaru yume mo egaku mirai mo" "The infinite dreams and imagined futures before us bokutachi ni yurusareta kyoei no genri" "Are naught but vain theories we may hold 250)}yuugen sore wa futatsu no hari ga shimesu" "250)}Finitude is what the two clock hands show 0)}zankoku na yakujou to sentaku e" "0)}As they point toward a cruel destiny and choice" "Hacking to the Gate 0}dakara ima ichibyou goto ni sekaisen wo koete" "0}And now I cross the boundary between worlds each second kimi no sono egao mamoritai no sa" "Because I want to protect that smile of yours soshite mata kanashimi no nai jikan no ruupu e to" "And a loop in time without sadness will once again nomikomarete yuku kodoku no kansokusha a lonely observer Comment: 0,0:03:07.95,0:03:13.00,Title1,0000,0000,0000,gradient @7ae 0,{\fs53\pos(940,650)\fsp-1\cH5E5B70}Parallel World Comment: 0,0:03:07.95,0:03:13.00,Title1,0000,0000,0000,gradient @3ab 0,{\fsp-1\cH6A6282\be0.7\pos(1080,695)\fs65}Paranoia" "650)\1cH666A70}Parallel World 650)\1cH686B74}Parallel World" "650)\1cH6A6D78}Parallel World 650)\1cH6C6E7C}Parallel World" "650)\1cH6F7080}Parallel World 650)\1cH717284}Parallel World" "650)\1cH737387}Parallel World 695)\fs61\1cH5B5677}Paranoia" "695)\fs61\1cH5D5878}Paranoia 695)\fs61\1cH605A7A}Paranoia" "695)\fs61\1cH635C7C}Paranoia 695)\fs61\1cH655E7E}Paranoia" "695)\fs61\1cH686080}Paranoia 695)\fs61\1cH6A6282}Paranoia" "There's no damage to the connecting area." "It's not some kind of trick." "She may attempt to set some kind of explosive." "Don't look away from her for a second." "she won't." "Got any tweezers?" "No!" "I see." "It's mushy inside." "It tastes..." "Nothing." "Ew!" "You zombie!" "say so." "I'll give you a banana." "I'm fine." "Who'd eat a pervert's banana anyway?" "Pervert?" "out of nowhere." "Miss Makise?" "Miss Makise?" "{Suffix is makise-shi which no one will know}" "Yes?" ""Who'd eat a pervert's banana anyway?" "you think?" "with an upset expression." "Upset." "Yes." "Why the blushing?" "Did you imagine something?" "girl genius." "Let's hear what the genius thought!" "It looks like you're both perverts." "my..." "It's not a compliment." "I would say the person with the perverted imagination is the pervert." "You're a perverted girl genius!" "Who's a pervert?" "Okay... we're at the point where but I'll forget it for now." "For now?" "So tell me the details." "right?" "It's top-secret! is my lab's secret weapon." "But Miss Makise might be able to explain how this weird thing works." "But... we'll never figure this out on our own." "But this is the Future Gadget Lab's..." "You!" "you said?" "I never said that. but on two conditions!" "you must become a Future Gadget Lab member." "You want me to join your lab?" "But I'm returning to America in August..." "It can be just until then." "And one more." "There's more?" "Forget about any sexual harassment I've done." "That's it." "you're a small person." "A very small person." "And I love that." "Love it!" "Shut up!" "Well?" "I think the conditions are very favorable..." "Favorable to you." "Jeez..." "You're making my brain put out too much noradrenaline." "Christina?" "There's no "-tina!" "The Zombie." "Hououin Pervert-Kyouma!" "What?" "Pervert Girl Genius!" "Perverts glaring at each other..." "Win!" "pervert!" "fine." "All right." "I accept." "So no more "Pervert." "too." "Very well." "you're Lab Member 004!" "Christina!" "either!" "Juicy Kara-age #1..." "Wow!" "I'm back!" "You think it's a teleporter?" "It's dangerous to jump to conclusions." "Then what do you think it is? it didn't teleport the Juicy Kara-age or the banana bunch." "four..." "A guest?" "Hello there." "I'm Makise Kurisu." "out of the blue." "Shiina Mayuri." "too." "A lab member?" "Yes..." "A girl lab member!" "Is it that rare?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "You're the first girl lab member after Mayushii!" "I see." "Nice to meet you." "nice to meet you." "What?" "What happened?" "There was some electrical release." "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "Give me the details." "Um..." "Well..." "Some kind of lightning came from the microwave." "When?" "around noon. and I connected my phone to it. your phone was hooked up to the Phone Microwave?" "The one about Miss Makise being stabbed?" "wasn't it?" "that was yesterday!" "Where is it?" "Where is it?" "Why isn't it here?" "!" "what was the microwave doing?" "I was doing a systems test..." "So I think it was during the reverse spinning testing." "We should try to recreate this." "bring me the Juicy Kara-age #1!" "Okay!" "everyone?" "I can give each of you one." "Do we need to put something in there?" "I want to see what happens to its contents when it revolves backwards." "Daru." "send a message to my phone." "Since when am I your assistant?" "And I don't know your address." "Useless assistant." "your phone's fine." "What should the subject be?" "Let me see." "Christina is a pervert." "I told you that's off-limits." "Then we'll split the difference and go with "Okarin is a pervert"..." "What?" "good job!" "sending." "Now we wait for the message to arrive at the phone..." "I bet it's ready now!" "Wait!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah..." "Gotta turn on the fan!" "What is this?" "The EM waves maybe?" "Don't be stupid." "A microwave's EM waves couldn't split a desk so quickly." "They're all black!" "too!" "What do we do about the hole in the floor?" "we're in serious trouble." "Well?" "It's here." "17:30." "It went back to the past..." "Did you find something?" "Yes." "It's all coming together!" "I can see it..." "The one answer this all points to!" "Really?" "returned to it!" "The message traveled five days into the past." "No way." "You can't mean..." "That's right!" "The Phone Microwave is a time machine!" "Thirteen messages?" "The lightning... right." "I dubbed her the "Shining Finger." "But this many?" "Message me now." "Are you asleep?" "How long are you going to sleep?" "Daru?" "Wanna go for a walk?" "What's wrong?" "Damage is pretty bad." "with nothing to show for it." "I regret trying." "Why aren't they turning into gel-banas anymore?" "Hell if I know." "That was the only time we were able to send a message." "Shouldn't we call Miss Makise back?" "You know that's not happening." "1)}No way." "A time machine?" "She never came back." "What was that?" "What is this?" "The LHC. SERN's particle accelerator." "just looking at it..." "SERN maintains an exclusive monopoly on time machines." "John Titor... the one you were talking about." "@channel can't get enough of the guy." "What is SERN?" "Titor was saying that they finish a time machine by 2034!" "I have no idea what you're talking about..." "Just tell me!" "What is SERN?" "Calm down." "It's the acronym for the European Organization in Nuclear Research and Particle Physics." "Its HQ is just outside Geneva." "its main work is in particle physics." "And it has some of the world's best facilities for it:" "The Low Energy Antiproton Ring." "The Proton Synchrotron Booster." "The Large Electron–Positron Collider... Large Hadron Collider-tan!" "There were rumors that the LHC could generate a mini-black hole." "A black hole..." "Daru." "'Sup?" "Didn't one proposed time travel method use a mini-black hole?" "it did." "right?" "She said creating a black hole was impossible. then it's possible..." "It is!" "it isn't." "SERN's publicly denied it." "there's fire." "It's me." "9)\be0.8}No Cell Phones" "That's right." "I know." "El Psy Congroo." "are you fighting?" "There's only one thing for us to do now." "Go see Feyris-tan!" "No!" "right?" "You should smile knowingly!" "okay?" "You understand the rest?" "Not a bit." "Hack into SERN." "That's it." "right?" "You need to find out what evil they're up to and get a hint about the time machine." "Whether we make the Phone Microwave into a real time machine is up to your skills." "Don't blame me for the outcome!" "Two orders of gyuudon." "total." "Okarin!" "Slacking off again?" "the shop's boring." "Nothing to do." "You're more of a bicycle shop now." "what are you doing on the second floor?" "right?" "Where did you learn that name?" "379)\cH636966\be1}Future Gadget Lab then fine." "We're fighting against an organization that rules the world from the shadows." "we're hacking into that organization." "is SERN that organization?" "How did you know?" "I'm sorry." "I overheard you guys." "I said I was bored." "accidentally..." "You were spying on us?" "I can hear you." "But don't worry." "I'm good at keeping my mouth shut." "Again?" "What?" "A message that someone died?" "Someone died?" "N-No..." "I was just kidding." "This girl's obsessed with some old PC called an IBN 5100." "An IBN?" "You know it?" "Um..." "Yeah." "too?" "I saw it on the internet." "that guy who claimed to be a time traveler?" "was it?" "Titor?" "It was on @channel." "The IBN 5100 was created before BASIC." "So it can read IBN's proprietary programming languages or something..." "Really?" "!" "Yeah." "the Titor who appeared in 2000 also..." "You all seem to have fixed ideas about the nature of time." "and now the universe is doomed... but you can't fool me." "moving from past to future." "Let's say I go back in time and kill someone we'll call "A. and the world line moves to a world without A." "people's memories are altered. replaced with memories of a world line where A doesn't exist. a question I've been asking for a while now. a question I've been asking for a while now." "Don't believe what SERN says." "572)\cH000000}343 Name:" "Nameless Prophet [sage] And this results in a dystopia?" "They've already succeeded in creating a mini-black hole." "{\3cHE1D398\an7\cH242424\fs37}357 Name:" "Nameless Prophet [sage] What's a dystopia? and the world's reversion to 18th-century living standards." "SERN holds most of the world's science and technology." "{\3cHDEE7B0\an7\cH242424\fs37}472 Name:" "Nameless Prophet [sage] Guess what I had for dinner tomorrow!" "150)\3cHDAB394\an7\cH242424\fs37}473 Name: [sage] I want to know the future!" "{D: need name}" "And you need the IBN 5100 to change this future?" "That's correct." "I need the IBN 5100's abilities to stop their plans." "{\3cHE1D398\an7\cH242424\fs37}558 Name:" "Hououin Kyouma [age] The John Titor who appeared in 2000 said the same thing..." "The John Titor who appeared in 2000 said the same thing." "just shut up already." "The "me" who appeared ten years ago?" "I've unfortunately never been to the year 2000." "But it's possible you saw me in a different world line." "Interesting." "I'd like to talk to you in detail." "Earth is polluted by nuclear warfare.----------------- I've time traveled from 2036 to get an IBN 5100.------------- The IBN 5100 has a------------- hidden function.------------------ Only a few IBN engineers---- know this.-------------------------- " "Earth is polluted by nuclear warfare." "I've time traveled from 2036 to get an IBN 5100." "The IBN 5100 has a hidden function." "Only a few IBN engineers know this." "This is my address." "I'll answer." "I've almost got it." "figuring out the password should be easy." "Good morning!" "Mayuri?" "What brings you here so early?" "so I brought snacks." "Here you go." "Canned oden!" "Great!" "Mayuri." "Mayushii doesn't have enough pocket money to treat you too often." "also!" "Upa again?" "So I want you to enjoy this!" "too." "That's not it!" "He's not listening at all." "though." "His super haker's soul is burning bright!" "Don't say "haker"!" "isn't it?" "This is to reveal SERN's plots." "Even so..." "I'm sure Kurisu-chan left because she was mad." "that had nothing to do with the hacking." "My assistant ran off on her own." "I wonder if she'll come back..." "Huh?" "What?" "I'll trade a satsuma for a beef strip." "Then I'd rather have an uzura. {D:" "Is Uzura quail?" "Or quail egg?" "}" "No." "I like uzura almost as much as I like beef strips." "too!" "Then I'll give you a chikuwa instead." "I guess I like chikuwa more than satsuma." "then negotiations are concluded." "Then here's my beef strip..." "I ate it already." "When did you..." "It was good." "I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "and show me everything." "I got it!" "ID get!" "You did it?" "Mission complete!" "Wow!" "but wow. without being an admin." "It's like I can only see the boobs." "Daru-kun." "What did you get?" "just some e-mail." "English?" "Let's get Dr. Excite in here." "that's a pain." "It says "Hi Paul!" "We don't need your acting." "No?" "The LHC is working well. it's been working surprisingly well." "What's he talking about?" "does anything here mention a time machine? the word "Z-program" has been used over one hundred times." "Let's see..." "Z-Program Experiment Report 137. so I'll skip that report." "Mini-black hole..." "Looks right." "They publicly said that those experiments were a failure." "What else does it say?" "Experiment result... mismatch." "Human is dead?" "Someone died." "Comment: 0,0:22:10.89,0:22:10.93,ED Romaji,0000,0000,0000,ED" "juuni no shinri nogarerarenai 500)}We cannot escape the 12 merciless truths and the controlled oath we took" "500)}ansoku no asu wo negattara 500)}If we wish for a tomorrow full of rest" "500)}te no naka no toutoi jishou no chihei he 500)}to be given to the precious event horizon in our hands" "500)}{\3cH646145}toraware shi meiyaku arawareta gishou no rinkaku 500)}{\3cH646145}the promise we made in captivity turns out to be a phantom" "0)}{\3cH646145}seimei no tenshi wa moumoku na jikan wo kizanda 0)}{\3cH646145}The angel of life recorded a time of blindness" "500)}{\3cH3E534A}seimei no tenshi wa moumoku na jikan wo kizanda 500)}{\3cH3E534A}The angel of life recorded a time of blindness" "250)}{\3cH3E534A}habatake butterfly 250)}{\3cH3E534A}A flapping butterfly" "500)}{\3cH3E534A}kiseki no butterfly 500)}{\3cH3E534A}A miraculous butterfly" "0)}{\3cH3E534A}anata he sasageru 0)}{\3cH3E534A}I will consecrate them to you" "250)}{\3cH456457}namida no butterfly 250)}{\3cH456457}A butterfly of tears" "250}{\3cH456457}mabushii butterfly 250}{\3cH456457}A radiant butterfly" "0)\3cHCEAD77)}subete ga ima kakikaerareru 0)\3cHCEAD77)}Everything may now be rewritten" "2000)\3cH7E3F63)}subete ga ima kakikaerareru 2000)\3cH7E3F63)}Everything may now be rewritten"