"You may go, I will go by myself" "Take out the car" "Take out the car quickly" "Will we go to hotel?" "We will go to hotel but after this road" "Put some load on accelerator" "Come outside quickly" "I will be at your house in 5 mins" "Chatur called me" "The silencer?" "He is saying that Racho is coming" "What are you saying?" "He is saying that if you wanna meet rancho then come at campus at 8 PM come outside quickly" "Ok" "Suri I will be back in few minutes i have found my friend" "i will talk to you when i come back wear your pant" "we will go to hotel but after Imperial college i have forget to wear socks you are talking about socks, look you have also forget pant" "you go to hotel but also drop my brother to hotel you have send the car to run way" "where is Rancho?" "Where is Rancho?" "But look at this not to my wife look but the bunglow behind her" "why are you showing this to us?" "You forget?" "What is this?" "Lets bet we will come back after 10 years right here" "do you have guts?" "Do you remember anything?" "He left his pant" "and you think he will come back for your bet?" "I know" "then why you call us?" "To meet Rancho see where is Rancho now" "so you know where is Rancho?" "We have heard that life is race" "i born at 5:15 AM" "come" "take the photo" "dont worry when he will live here for few days he will forget god he will put nude girls photos on the wall then he will say give me this girl" "Rs 2 per bag keep the change" "i also wanna give you tip tonight wear underwear without hole" "he is a he man" "everybody was saluting when we saw Rancho first time" "whats your name?" "Remove your pant" "you wont understand?" "Dont wear wet pant" "what you said?" "Then talk to him slowly" "remove your clothes" "if you wont come outside then i will pee on your door whole semester" "we have read it but he applied it" "everybody call him virus virus is coming with eggs he call first stair downstairs be quick" "he daily take power nap for 7.5 minutes and listen to opera" "he do all unprotected work in this 7.5 minutes" "what is this?" "This is nest whom?" "A bird bird never lie her egg in her nest" "when her children grom up they throw that nest" "every year 4 lacs applications come to ICA but only 200 persons selected" "my daughter also applied for 3 years" "in space neither fountain nor ink pen can be used after spending million of dollars scientists invented a pen that can be used on any temperature" "when you find extra ordinary student like you pass this to him" "write on board" "if fountain pen cant be used in space then why they did not use pencil?" "They could save million of dollars" "whole day he tease teachers if we live with him then we will be in trouble" "who will pay the fees?" "Your father?" "Just wear the uniform and go to school here lots of population, nobody will recognize you and if we get caught then?" "Change the uniform, change the school there was something special in him" "why are you laughing?" "I'am very happy to be in engineering college no need to be happy tell me the machine definition" "anything that can make man's work easy" "we are stuck in machines from pen to pant's zip" "I'm telling you the definition you will also write this exams" "but i also said the same if you like simple language then go to arts and commerce college" "you know more than book?" "If you wanna pass then write from the book get out" "i forget something what?" "Can i take my books?" "You cant this is simple language?" "I told something in simple language but you didn't understand" "professors most of time kept him outside class whenever professors tell him to go outside then he go to another class" "he was different from us we daily fight for bathroom wherever he find water, he take bath there" "he loves machines he always keepy screw driver in his pocket wherever he find machine he open it some work and some dont work" "i wanna know convocation dates my dad wanna make reservation" "call your dad" "director sir wanna talk to you this year your son wont be graduate" "its my recommodation that dont do reservation" "please look at it submit it we will concentrate on it" "did you leave eating for 2 weeks?" "Did you leave bathing for 2 weeks?" "Then why studies?" "Please have a look sunday afternoon my son died and monday i was giving lecture" "wireless camera on helicopter" "i can be used as a security" "dont tell it to Joy we will give him surprise we will fly it outside his window" "you scare too much" "there was a security guard in our village he say at night" "ALL IZ WELL and we sleep comfortable one night there was a robbery in our village then we found that he was blind" "on that day i knew one thing, our heart is very coward always keep him fool." "No matter what problem comes" "no but you can have the power to tolerate it" "neither police knows, nor Joy's father everybody is thinking its a suicide" "they are thinking he is died because of tension" "these engineers are very smart" "its not a suicide." "Its a murder you are blaming me for Joy's suicide" "I'm not blaming you i'm talking about system" "i have some statistics" "India is on number 1 is suicide in every 1.5 hour a student commit a suicide" "they die in suicide more than disease" "i'm running this college since 32 years" "I bring this college to number one" "they only talk about marks aboutjobs in US" "today he will teach us engineering" "you have 30 seconds you have to tell the meaning of words written on board you can also use the book" "those who find the answers raise his hand up" "nobody found the answer?" "Now rewind 1 minute of your life and think did anyone think?" "Today we will learn something new we will enjoy" "if you win than what will you get?" "Your knowledge will increase?" "Only pressure will increase its a college, not a pressure cooker" "these 2 are my friends names" "i was just telling you that how to teach" "i wanna tell you that your son are on wrong path" "come inside look that" "we could only afford one A/C" "i never buy a car i still ride bike" "did farhan took this photo?" "He was in a mood to do photography" "what was your percentage at that time?" "You think its a joke?" "I'm just saying that why are you making him engineer?" "Make him wild life photographer i beg you dont ruin my son's future" "lets eat" "when next time you come, eat with us father did not give us food, then we went to Raju's house" "everything was old small room with parallised father, sick mother and single" "his father was postman" "Kamo is 28 years old." "People ask for Maruti 800 in marriage if you dont study then how will we marry her" "if these letters come from college then how will we eat?" "You wanna eat cheese?" "Leave it" "then we decided leave his mother and concentrate on food" "not like your father" "lets go somewhere to eat food money is not necessary to eat food" "bring 3 large vodka we will be in trouble" "bring all things in 2 plates" "what people will say?" "You will beat me with glass then my head will be busted open why i beat you?" "I'm gonna give you free advice what?" "Dont marry that guy" "he will tell you all his life the price of all his things" "do you wanna know what is the cost of his shoes?" "I wont ask him, he will tell by himself" "run away" "these are my students what they are doing here?" "My dad wont allow me to break the engagement you explain very well please explain to my dad too" "where is your dad?" "Run away its a free advice" "what are you doing here?" "We will give envelope to bride" "how many daughters you have?" "I think you are from groom's side we are from science" "he explain very well give the demo there is a often electricity break down in delhi" "it creates a probelm in marriage so i thaught that i will make inverter that will make power from car batteries" "design is ready" "i can make inverter" "i wanna meet you all in office tomorrow" "what was your per plate cost?" "We will pay in installments we wont do it again i wont marry" "this is Rancho's father monthly income 2.5 crore if we remove one or two zero than it wont effect on him" "and if you remove one more zero" "this is your father's monthly income farhan" "and if we remove one more zero than its your family income Raju" "change your room" "if you live with Rancho you wont be pass" "please try to understand virus is playing game with us" "i want marks and he can give me marks" "I'm making line because i wanna support my family mother's half salary spend in father's salary" "my sister is not getting married people want Maruti 800 in marriage" "my mother haven't bought a single saree in last 5 years" "dont make fun of my mother we will study but not only to clear in exams" "we will be top" "Raju changed his train box" "everybody calls him silencer to make his mind sharp, he eat some digestive tablets then he farts" "study hard or dont allow others to study" "we have did many miracles here" "to impress virus he write his speech from librarian in pure english" "ok i call him your phone" "director sir called you" "now you give this to chatur I'm coming" "I'm talking from Lajpat nagar police station" "listen to my instructions carefully or you will die when you come out from college gate" "while he was talking, Rancho changed some words from his speech like miracle become rape" "did you call me sir?" "Who are you?" "Ok hold down commssioner is on the line" "where was I?" "When you come out from gate, you will see a signal" "when that signal become red then all cars will be stop" "these days heavy flow of traffic is on the road" "i told you that he remember you" "if you study then you can save your life for 4 years and after 40 years you will get raped" "what i did wrong with you?" "Sorry dont take it personally i will take it personally" "enjoy the science i'm not here to enjoy so you wanna rape?" "One day i will be successful with my ethics then i will laugh and you will cry" "dont run after success be a good engineer so that success runs after you" "you catch your train, i catch my train we will come here after 10 years" "then we will see who is more successful" "what happenned to him?" "What he is writing?" "Dont forget this date" "then used to it" "you change the speech?" "Dont lie to me what is your problem with my dad?" "I dont have any problem, i'm making inverter on his name look at this" "because he is running factory there donkeys are manufactured look there is your donkey" "so what I tell him?" "He can see profit in you thats why he is with you" "what the hell you think of yourself?" "What do you mean Suhaas is not interested in me?" "She lost the watch" "it costs 4 lacs mine is only Rs 250 and it shows the same time" "you called him donkey on his face its very noise here, she called me thank you and i heard get lost i said get lost" "do you know you never love him?" "Means when he comes infront of you do you ever feel wind is blowing" "moon has increased its size" "it also happens in real life if you love with normal man than it will happen." "Not with donkeys" "ok I'm coming you are medical student?" "I need your help" "i called ambulance 2 hours before our country is very strange, they give guarantee to reach in 30 minutes" "you bring papa on scooter?" "We have lots of exams but we have only one father" "please forgive me I was scared" "go and meet father and dont cry" "scooter saved life today how much it is?" "Now you can wear your mother's watch anytime" "your mother was very beautiful?" "Yes how do you know?" "Have you seen your father?" "Its 8:30 AM." "You have the exams at 9 AM how you we leave you alone?" "I'm here doctors are here" "he saw us like we asked him to give his both kidneys we kept writing and he was busy in arranging papers according to role numbers" "do you know who are us?" "Do you know our name or role numbers?" "What's your role number?" "Where is that paper?" "Today results was about to announce everybody was praying with god" "and your?" "Rancho is not here" "heartbeat was stop because of not we came last its because our friend was failed" "he came second who came first?" "Move" "on that day we know about human behaviour we friend fail we feel bad and when friend comes first we will feel more bad but 2 persons were more upset than us" "do you have any problem?" "Do you have any other way?" "Yes i have result cant be announce on notice board" "why we tell weakness of someone to all peoples?" "I did not mean that" "like i come first I'm sitting infront of you my friends came last and they are sitting at back" "may be any company will give job to peoples they will get the job" "he is responsible for global warming" "you wait here i will buy a pant" "where is this address?" "If he is literate will he be selling peas?" "Yes he lives there" "I'm Ranchoredas" "i dont know what is happenning?" "look my secretary come here before" "i checked telephone directory" "how his face is changed?" "Is he do plastic surgery?" "You kept saying that bring me to Haridwar and i was waiting for highway tender to open" "what are you saying?" "Your degree is there" "how dare you enter my properyt without my permission?" "I checked everything" "this degree belongs to our friend from where you get this?" "I will kill you, nobody will know this" "I'm going to Haridwar with my father's ashes if you say then i will also bring your bones" "i will count till 3 dont try to scare us." "Shoot us raju flush it" "we will go to hell but we will bring your father with us" "we bring the empty bowl, its empty we will empty it" "I'm ranchoredas" "he was my farmer's son everybody called him Chote" "he manages my house" "he love to study" "he wear my old uniform and comes in school whichever class he likes, he sit in that class" "i took benifits of him he do my homework and exam papers" "we got caught papa was a rich man thats why Master Ji told this first to papa" "everybody respects me" "he needs study and i want only degree let it happen as its going make this boy engineer" "i went to London for 4 years, and he was studying in ICA under my name" "after getting degree he will never meet anyone from IC" "i wont meet but one day 2 idiots will come to meet me then what will you do?" "He really miss you both" "i give you address go and meet him" "and dont tell my secret to anyone which secret?" "Where are we going?" "To meet Rancho?" "What we are doing?" "We only go to college to get degree" "but he only came for study in college" "after 2 month 26 companies will come here to offer you jobs it means you will have jobs before your final exams" "suppose if a student gets a job and if he fail in finance for 2 marks then he will getjob?" "Is there anybody else who is thinking the same question?" "I will pray you whole life but just take virus from this world" "fry him in hot oil" "shut up every year you take photo with virus" "i think we will move outside from photo this year" "do you know whats your passion?" "What are you doing?" "This is your passion" "he write this letter 5 years before" "but he never post that letter leave engineering and become wild life photographer only do that work in which you have talent" "you love animals and going to marry with machines" "my girlfriend and wife both are engineers" "because you are coward" "but you do both things you scare and also die he loves Piya but scare to tell her" "if you have dare then tell her where are you joining the connections?" "What will he say?" "I dont scare you both go inside, if anybody comes then i will give you wireless aleart" "dont make noise" "listen to me for 2 minutes" "you daily comes in my dreams wearing bride's dress" "and comes near to me to kiss me" "nose comes between us and then i wake up nose never comes in between stupid" "he took 4 years to say this kiss him and tell him nose never comes in between us" "who is he?" "Who are you?" "But you only become what your heart says" "whole night studying thats why its looking like this what you were studying?" "Will you type a letter for me?" "He is alive because he wanna see me engineer you had to think this before" "ok remove your name from the letter, and write Rancho's name be my witness, i wont throw out you from college" "please dont cry infront of him talk to him make him happy" "there is a good news for you, your papa is fine now new medicine worked" "farhan wanna talk to you" "maa has bought a new saree" "tell me how I'm looking?" "Her marriage is fixed" "you know him very well he loves animals alot" "our farhan" "farhan will marry your sister" "so you are coming with me?" "And i will go forjob interview why i go to house?" "You had promise for one thing" "i dont think after reading it you will go for interview what is this?" "Its a letter" "he wanna make you his assisstant" "or after 50 years you will be in hospital and you will think that i could try it" "why you buy so much expensive?" "I dont wanna be a engineer" "i dropped from the 3rd floor of that building" "i did pee on director's office door while i was drunk" "Rancho is still playing with your brain" "I dont understand engineering" "i will learn alot" "people will laugh on you" "Kapoor was saying that you are lucky your son study in ICA" "Kapoor never put AC in my room" "it was you who did all this it matters what you think?" "I even dont know his first name have you seen any film?" "No i wont commit a suicide" "he forced me to put your and mother photo" "i will earn less money i will have small house and car" "i will do anything for you by true heart i have always obeyed you" "how much your professional camera costs?" "Will it come by selling laptop?" "If you want more money than ask from me" "go enjoy your life" "is there any special reason?" "I was a bright student since birth" "today i did not say god that give me this job, i just told thanks to him about this job" "we need a diplomatic person to deal with clients" "if you control your attitude than something will happen" "i got this attitude after so much hard work i cant" "you keep yourjob i keep my attitude" "from where you have come?" "It seems like someone has removed my clothes" "i wont say i lose" "2 or 4?" "For what?" "To steal this?" "We cant get married" "why?" "You love someone else?" "Then why dont you propose me?" "Are you imputent?" "Then prove it?" "I have her house number" "where we can find her?" "In hospital?" "If we drive car fast then we will be there on time what do you say?" "If we have think then do U turn" "you take so much time" "we have found Rancho you still marry with this donkey?" "You still love rancho thats why you are eating it" "now he dont talk about price" "everyday this type of Sherwani comes in our laundry." "I will clean it" "Piya we are getting late" "dont shout people will kill me" "go inside and send Suhaas" "everybody will laugh." "Dont do suicide people will do gossips for only 2 days" "but because of people you marry with this donkey" "is Rancho is married or not?" "I dont know if he is married then?" "We will again drop you" "since yesterday i was a simple citizen" "he was scared if Raju fails then he will again go for high jump" "we took swear that we will only steal paper for Raju" "where he hide it?" "Until morning we wont find it ask from piya" "enjoy it." "Virus set this to fail you" "i will be pass by myself" "or i will be fail" "i thought i will marry his sister then i control my emotion" "i wish i could give this key to my brother, he would be alive" "have you ever asked him what he wanted to be?" "You always put pressure on him he prefered to die" "piya what are you doing?" "Brother wanted to be writer" "that was murder" "whole city is full of water, we cant do anything" "raju where is sister?" "When there was no hospital on earth, babies also born that time you do the delivery of sister" "farhan you take towels and scissors" "she is tired" "what is vacuum cup?" "Why it is used?" "How?" "With vaccum cleaner but vaccum cleaner pressure is very strong is there vaccum cleaner?" "If my grand son will be engineer then i will rape him" "you kick me." "You will become football player be whatever you want" "on first day of college you asked a question from me" "because pencil nip will be broken in space" "i wanted to take that moments in my camera everybody hug each other" "promise that we will be in touch we will meet once in a year nobody know that we are watching Rancho for the last time" "where is he?" "Where we can find Ranchoredas?" "Calm down and come with me where is Rancho?" "He has read all your books look at this" "raju he daily read your blogs" "do you remeber your helmet?" "That was stolen who are you?" "You remove your helmet and come near to me to kiss me" "why you did not inform me?" "Did you marry?" "No and you?" "Listen to me no you listen to me" "you become teacher" "we caught train together, but your train went in reverse" "stop non sense he did non sense" "i told you one day you will cry and i will laugh" "this is virus pen how its with you?" "Did you steal it?" "Good news is that your name is not Ranchoredas" "ThE EnD"