"[ Dramatic music plays ]" "[ Upbeat music plays ]" "♪Feelsso goodthis morning ♪ ♪ I want to leap before I look morning ♪ ♪ I want to leap before I look around ♪" "♪ I want to leap before I look around ♪ ♪ I know that I'm falling around ♪ ♪ I know that I'm falling ♪ I think it's what this life's" "♪ I know that I'm falling ♪ I think it's what this life's about ♪" "♪ I think it's what this life's about ♪ ♪ what you say is infatuation about ♪ ♪ what you say is infatuation ♪ call it passion" "♪ what you say is infatuation ♪ call it passion ♪ no sin, no crime" "♪ call it passion ♪ no sin, no crime ♪ in fact, I'm truly grateful" "♪ no sin, no crime ♪ in fact, I'm truly grateful ♪ promise of love seems so" "♪ in fact, I'm truly grateful ♪ promise of love seems so alive ♪" "♪ promise of love seems so alive ♪ ♪ let's see alive ♪ ♪ let's see ♪ let's see" "♪ let's see ♪ let's see ♪ take it outside" "♪ let's see ♪ take it outside and kick the wheels ♪" "♪ take it outside and kick the wheels ♪ ♪ I'm in and kick the wheels ♪ ♪ I'm in ♪ for keeps" "♪ I'm in ♪ for keeps ♪ I just don't fall this" "♪ for keeps ♪ I just don't fall this easily ♪" "♪ I just don't fall this easily ♪ ♪ just don't fall this easily easily ♪ ♪ just don't fall this easily ♪ don't fall so hard" "♪ just don't fall this easily ♪ don't fall so hard for everyone I meet ♪" "♪ don't fall so hard for everyone I meet ♪ ♪ you say you're my teacher for everyone I meet ♪ ♪ you say you're my teacher ♪ it must be time" "♪ you say you're my teacher ♪ it must be time for my next lesson ♪" "♪ it must be time for my next lesson ♪ ♪ I've been trying to reach for my next lesson ♪ ♪ I've been trying to reach you ♪" "♪ I've been trying to reach you ♪ ♪ you want to buy in to my you ♪ ♪ you want to buy in to my obsession ♪" "♪ you want to buy in to my obsession ♪ ♪ let's see obsession ♪ ♪ let's see ♪ let's see" "♪ let's see ♪ let's see ♪ take it outside" "♪ let's see ♪ take it outside and kick the wheels ♪" "♪ take it outside and kick the wheels ♪ ♪ I'm in and kick the wheels ♪ ♪ I'm in ♪ for keeps" "♪ I'm in ♪ for keeps ♪ I just don't fall this" "♪ for keeps ♪ I just don't fall this easily ♪" "♪ I just don't fall this easily ♪ ♪ just don't fall this easily easily ♪ ♪ just don't fall this easily ♪ don't fall so hard" "♪ just don't fall this easily ♪ don't fall so hard for everyone I meet ♪" "♪ don't fall so hard for everyone I meet ♪ ♪ I meet for everyone I meet ♪ ♪ I meet ♪ I'm so in love" "♪ I meet ♪ I'm so in love ♪ being in love" "♪ I'm so in love ♪ being in love ♪ I'm old enough" "♪ being in love ♪ I'm old enough ♪ to know I'll be just fine" "♪ I'm old enough ♪ to know I'll be just fine ♪ you called it off" "♪ to know I'll be just fine ♪ you called it off ♪ don't have my life over" "♪ you called it off ♪ don't have my life over ♪ give myself to walk a bit" "♪ don't have my life over ♪ give myself to walk a bit ♪ I just last forever" "♪ give myself to walk a bit ♪ I just last forever ♪ I know there's no way" "♪ I just last forever ♪ I know there's no way to be free ♪" "♪ I know there's no way to be free ♪ ♪ let's see to be free ♪ ♪ let's see ♪ let's see" "♪ let's see ♪ let's see ♪ take it outside" "♪ let's see ♪ take it outside and kick the wheels ♪" "♪ take it outside and kick the wheels ♪ ♪ I'm in and kick the wheels ♪ ♪ I'm in ♪ for keeps" "♪ I'm in ♪ for keeps ♪ I just don't fall this" "♪ for keeps ♪ I just don't fall this easily ♪" "♪ I just don't fall this easily ♪ ♪ just don't fall this easily easily ♪ ♪ just don't fall this easily ♪ don't fall so hard" "♪ just don't fall this easily ♪ don't fall so hard for everyone I meet ♪" "♪ don't fall so hard for everyone I meet ♪ allrighty." "For everyone I meet ♪ allrighty." "Two matzo balls just like you allrighty." "Two matzo balls just like you like it." "Two matzo balls just like you like it." "Alwaystakingcareofme." "Like it." "Alwaystakingcareofme." "You." "Alwaystakingcareofme." "You." "Hey,anythingformymost  you." "Hey,anythingformymost  beautiful customer, huh?" "Hey,anythingformymost  beautiful customer, huh?" "[ tab clicking ]" "Beautiful customer, huh?" "[ tab clicking ] Ileftyouanice tiptoday ." "[ Tab clicking ] Ileftyouanice tiptoday ." "Oh,Leo,youdon 'thavetodo" "Ileftyouanice tiptoday ." "Oh,Leo,youdon 'thavetodo  that." "Oh,Leo,youdon 'thavetodo  that." "Thank you." "That." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Mypleasure." "Thank you so much." "Mypleasure." "Seeyoulater,buddy." "Mypleasure." "Seeyoulater,buddy." "Thankyou." "Seeyoulater,buddy." "Thankyou." "Hold on one second." "Thankyou." "Hold on one second." "Uh..." "Hold on one second." "Uh..." "Excuseme." "Onesec ." "Uh..." "Excuseme." "Onesec ." "You know, aluminum is not good excuseme." "Onesec ." "You know, aluminum is not good for you." "You know, aluminum is not good for you." "Waiter?" "For you." "Waiter?" "Hey, excuse me, buddy." "Waiter?" "Hey, excuse me, buddy." "Istheresomethingwrongwith  hey, excuse me, buddy." "Istheresomethingwrongwith  my fork?" "Istheresomethingwrongwith  my fork?" "No,justyourstockchoice's my fork?" "No,justyourstockchoice's future." "No,justyourstockchoice's future." "Oh." "Well,yourfuture future." "Oh." "Well,yourfuture involves topping off my coffee, oh." "Well,yourfuture involves topping off my coffee, okay?" "Involves topping off my coffee, okay?" "[ laughter ]" "Okay?" "[ laughter ] [chuckles]" "[ Laughter ] [chuckles] Aluminum's stable." "[Chuckles] Aluminum's stable." "There's just no growth potential aluminum's stable." "There's just no growth potential in it." "There's just no growth potential in it." "Wait,wait!" "Holdona second." "In it." "Wait,wait!" "Holdona second." "Hold on, hold on." "Wait,wait!" "Holdona second." "Hold on, hold on." "Back it up." "Hold on, hold on." "Back it up." "Unbelievable." "Back it up." "Unbelievable." "Thatisexactlywhatmy unbelievable." "Thatisexactlywhatmy consultant said last night." "Thatisexactlywhatmy consultant said last night." "AndI bethe chargedyou more consultant said last night." "AndI bethe chargedyou more than the $6.95 lunch special for andI bethe chargedyou more than the $6.95 lunch special for that." "Than the $6.95 lunch special for that." "Yeah,hedid." "That." "Yeah,hedid." "Okay." "Yeah,hedid." "Okay." "So, say you were her." "Okay." "So, say you were her." "What would you bet on?" "So, say you were her." "What would you bet on?" "Iwouldgo with..." "What would you bet on?" "Iwouldgo with..." "That one." "Iwouldgo with..." "That one." "[chuckles]" "That one." "[chuckles] You're kidding, right?" "[Chuckles] You're kidding, right?" "That's nickel stuff." "You're kidding, right?" "That's nickel stuff." "Simitek'saboutto shake that's nickel stuff." "Simitek'saboutto shake hands with them next week." "Simitek'saboutto shake hands with them next week." "That means, by Friday, those hands with them next week." "That means, by Friday, those nickels are gonna be worth that means, by Friday, those nickels are gonna be worth millions." "Nickels are gonna be worth millions." "Canyousendawaiterover?" "Millions." "Canyousendawaiterover?" "Wow!" "Canyousendawaiterover?" "Wow!" "That's impressive." "Wow!" "That's impressive." "Youain'tseennothingyet." "That's impressive." "Youain'tseennothingyet." "Mike,table57 is yours." "Youain'tseennothingyet." "Mike,table57 is yours." "They need something." "Go." "Mike,table57 is yours." "They need something." "Go." "Wait,wait,wait." "They need something." "Go." "Wait,wait,wait." "Hold on a second." "Wait,wait,wait." "Hold on a second." "Um, so, um..." "Hold on a second." "Um, so, um..." "What are you doing later um, so, um..." "What are you doing later tonight?" "What are you doing later tonight?" "Maybe you want to show me tonight?" "Maybe you want to show me something I haven't seen yet." "Maybe you want to show me something I haven't seen yet." "Wow!" "Ha!" "Something I haven't seen yet." "Wow!" "Ha!" "Okay." "Wow!" "Ha!" "Okay." "Um, I think I will be at home..." "Okay." "Um, I think I will be at home..." "With my girlfriend..." "Um, I think I will be at home..." "With my girlfriend..." "Oh." "With my girlfriend..." "Oh." "...Myveryjealous,very-- oh." "...Myveryjealous,very-- hey,waiterdude." "...Myveryjealous,very-- hey,waiterdude." "Yeah,casanova." "Hey,waiterdude." "Yeah,casanova." "It's" mike"!" "Yeah,casanova." "It's" mike"!" "Mike." "It's" mike"!" "Mike." "MikeChristian,andhe'svery" "Mike." "MikeChristian,andhe'svery  religious." "MikeChristian,andhe'svery  religious." "Yeah,well,I'dpraytothat." "Religious." "Yeah,well,I'dpraytothat." "[ laughter ]" "Yeah,well,I'dpraytothat." "[ laughter ] Andverybusy,okay?" "[ Laughter ] Andverybusy,okay?" "Still waiterless." "Andverybusy,okay?" "Still waiterless." "Going,going,going." "Still waiterless." "Going,going,going." "Wait,Mike." "Going,going,going." "Wait,Mike." "Thisisridiculous." "Wait,Mike." "Thisisridiculous." "Unreal." "Thisisridiculous." "Unreal." "No,no,no ." "Unreal." "No,no,no ." "Sir,I apologize." "No,no,no ." "Sir,I apologize." "No,no,no ." "Sir,I apologize." "No,no,no ." "No,I 'msorry." "No,no,no ." "No,I 'msorry." "Idon'twantyourapology." "No,I 'msorry." "Idon'twantyourapology." "We have a business meeting." "Idon'twantyourapology." "We have a business meeting." "He'sjustatrainee,please." "We have a business meeting." "He'sjustatrainee,please." "I'llsayhe 'satrainee." "He'sjustatrainee,please." "I'llsayhe 'satrainee." "Please,letme takeyour" "I'llsayhe 'satrainee." "Please,letme takeyour order." "Gentlemen -- please,letme takeyour order." "Gentlemen -- atrainee,really." "Order." "Gentlemen -- atrainee,really." "Wow." "Atrainee,really." "Wow." "[ coughs ]" "Wow." "[ coughs ] You know what?" "[ Coughs ] You know what?" "I don't feel so good." "You know what?" "I don't feel so good." "I think I got to go." "I don't feel so good." "I think I got to go." "Ifyoudaretakethat tie" "I think I got to go." "Ifyoudaretakethat tie off, you're fired, okay?" "Ifyoudaretakethat tie off, you're fired, okay?" "Keep it on and clean the table!" "Off, you're fired, okay?" "Keep it on and clean the table!" "Whatseemsto be theproblem?" "Keep it on and clean the table!" "Whatseemsto be theproblem?" "Hewantsto getfired, whatseemsto be theproblem?" "Hewantsto getfired, Mr. lipnick." "Hewantsto getfired, Mr. lipnick." "He's already chased out four of" "Mr. lipnick." "He's already chased out four of our regular customers." "He's already chased out four of our regular customers." "Iknow-- fourcoffee-only our regular customers." "Iknow-- fourcoffee-only customers." "Iknow-- fourcoffee-only customers." "Those people have been hogging customers." "Those people have been hogging that table every day now for a those people have been hogging that table every day now for a week." "That table every day now for a week." "I wondered who had the balls to week." "I wondered who had the balls to throw them out." "I wondered who had the balls to throw them out." "Good business sense, Michael." "Throw them out." "Good business sense, Michael." "You're my man." "Good business sense, Michael." "You're my man." "Thankyou." "You're my man." "Thankyou." "Comehere." "Let'stalk." "Thankyou." "Comehere." "Let'stalk." "Michael,mygranddaughter comehere." "Let'stalk." "Michael,mygranddaughter delilah is at a conference at" "Michael,mygranddaughter delilah is at a conference at university hall." "Delilah is at a conference at university hall." "Do you think you could pick her university hall." "Do you think you could pick her up for us?" "Do you think you could pick her up for us?" "Absolutely." "Up for us?" "Absolutely." "♪yeah,yeah absolutely." "♪yeah,yeah althoughit'srare,atthe" "♪yeah,yeah althoughit'srare,atthe turn of the last century, the althoughit'srare,atthe turn of the last century, the divorce rate grew for a number turn of the last century, the divorce rate grew for a number of justifiable reasons." "Divorce rate grew for a number of justifiable reasons." "People are alcoholics, drug of justifiable reasons." "People are alcoholics, drug addicts, physically abusive to people are alcoholics, drug addicts, physically abusive to their spouse or children -- addicts, physically abusive to their spouse or children -- these are situations where" "their spouse or children -- these are situations where separation is often best for all these are situations where separation is often best for all involved." "Separation is often best for all involved." "But divorce and its acceptance involved." "But divorce and its acceptance have changed with the times." "But divorce and its acceptance have changed with the times." "On their wedding day, couples have changed with the times." "On their wedding day, couples often still say, "till death do on their wedding day, couples often still say, "till death do us part," but after time passes, often still say, "till death do us part," but after time passes, the initial attraction often" "us part," but after time passes, the initial attraction often fades." "The initial attraction often fades." "The perfect spouse all of a fades." "The perfect spouse all of a sudden is a normal person with the perfect spouse all of a sudden is a normal person with human flaws." "Sudden is a normal person with human flaws." "Recurring arguments, attraction human flaws." "Recurring arguments, attraction to a co-worker, or simple recurring arguments, attraction to a co-worker, or simple boredom can lead to to a co-worker, or simple boredom can lead to irreconcilable differences." "Boredom can lead to irreconcilable differences." "Divorce is a lazy way out." "Irreconcilable differences." "Divorce is a lazy way out." "Divorce is a shortcut solution." "Divorce is a lazy way out." "Divorce is a shortcut solution." "Wakeup,grandma." "Divorce is a shortcut solution." "Wakeup,grandma." "It's the 21st century." "Wakeup,grandma." "It's the 21st century." "That's the way it goes." "It's the 21st century." "That's the way it goes." "[ laughter ]" "That's the way it goes." "[ laughter ] Whataboutchildren?" "[ Laughter ] Whataboutchildren?" "Doesn't our future depend on whataboutchildren?" "Doesn't our future depend on them?" "Doesn't our future depend on them?" "Divorce can have a devastating them?" "Divorce can have a devastating effect on a child, as my case divorce can have a devastating effect on a child, as my case studies attest." "Effect on a child, as my case studies attest." "[ door opens ]" "Studies attest." "[ door opens ] I can also personally attest to [ door opens ] I can also personally attest to this because I come from a" "I can also personally attest to this because I come from a broken family." "This because I come from a broken family." "I was raised by my grandparents, broken family." "I was raised by my grandparents, and not that they didn't take" "I was raised by my grandparents, and not that they didn't take care of me, because they did, and not that they didn't take care of me, because they did, but I still wish that my parents" "care of me, because they did, but I still wish that my parents were there, too." "But I still wish that my parents were there, too." "Andyoursolution?" "Takeitseriously." "Marriage is work." "Marriage is for life." "Marriage is work." "Marriage is for life." "If you are willing to make the marriage is for life." "If you are willing to make the commitment, you have to be if you are willing to make the commitment, you have to be prepared to go the distance." "Commitment, you have to be prepared to go the distance." "Excuseme." "Prepared to go the distance." "Excuseme." "Um, did you major in sociology excuseme." "Um, did you major in sociology or did you major in fantasy?" "Um, did you major in sociology or did you major in fantasy?" "[ laughter ]" "Or did you major in fantasy?" "[ laughter ] You make it sound like a jail [ laughter ] You make it sound like a jail sentence without the parole." "You make it sound like a jail sentence without the parole." "[ laughter ]" "Sentence without the parole." "[ laughter ] Look,buddy,no needto [ laughter ] Look,buddy,no needto worry." "Look,buddy,no needto worry." "From the looks of it, the only worry." "From the looks of it, the only lifelong commitment you'll have from the looks of it, the only lifelong commitment you'll have is with your right hand." "Lifelong commitment you'll have is with your right hand." "Ohh!" "Is with your right hand." "Ohh!" "[ laughter ]" "Ohh!" "[ laughter ] Shit." "[ Laughter ] Shit." "Thank you." "Shit." "Thank you." "That's, uh -- that's it." "Thank you." "That's, uh -- that's it." "That's all." "That's, uh -- that's it." "That's all." "ThankGod." "That's all." "ThankGod." "[clapping]" "[ Door opens ] Honey,slowdown." "Iworkedmy buttoff for  honey,slowdown." "Iworkedmy buttoff for  three years on that thesis." "Iworkedmy buttoff for  three years on that thesis." "I interviewed hundreds of three years on that thesis." "I interviewed hundreds of couples, and all it takes is a" "I interviewed hundreds of couples, and all it takes is a couple of idiots in the audience couples, and all it takes is a couple of idiots in the audience to make it all seem like a joke!" "Couple of idiots in the audience to make it all seem like a joke!" "And you seem to have no opinion to make it all seem like a joke!" "And you seem to have no opinion about it." "And you seem to have no opinion about it." "Well,ifit 'sonethingI've  about it." "Well,ifit 'sonethingI've  learned from you, it's when to well,ifit 'sonethingI've  learned from you, it's when to keep my mouth shut." "Learned from you, it's when to keep my mouth shut." "Okay,then." "Keep my mouth shut." "Okay,then." "Fine." "Let's -- let's be honest." "Okay,then." "Fine." "Let's -- let's be honest." "I can handle it." "Fine." "Let's -- let's be honest." "I can handle it." "Tell me the truth." "I can handle it." "Tell me the truth." "Thetruth?" "Tell me the truth." "Thetruth?" "Yeah." "Thetruth?" "Yeah." "Well,I thinksomeofthose yeah." "Well,I thinksomeofthose guys had some..." "Well,I thinksomeofthose guys had some..." "Pretty valid points." "Guys had some..." "Pretty valid points." "Whydon'tyoujustadmitit?" "Pretty valid points." "Whydon'tyoujustadmitit?" "You don't respect my academic whydon'tyoujustadmitit?" "You don't respect my academic research!" "No!" "It'sjustthousandsof theses sit in a library gathering dust." "Theses sit in a library gathering dust." "You know, they change nothing." "Gathering dust." "You know, they change nothing." "The world goes on as if they you know, they change nothing." "The world goes on as if they were never even written." "The world goes on as if they were never even written." "Yeah,butoutofthose were never even written." "Yeah,butoutofthose thousands, one of those papers yeah,butoutofthose thousands, one of those papers had the formula for electricity thousands, one of those papers had the formula for electricity on it." "Had the formula for electricity on it." "Itdid?" "On it." "Itdid?" "Sohowdo youknowthat mine  itdid?" "Sohowdo youknowthat mine  won't be that one, huh?" "Sohowdo youknowthat mine  won't be that one, huh?" "I mean, if it could just change won't be that one, huh?" "I mean, if it could just change one mind, it would all be" "I mean, if it could just change one mind, it would all be worth it." "One mind, it would all be worth it." "[ scoffs ]" "Worth it." "[ scoffs ] Why am I wasting my time talking [ scoffs ] Why am I wasting my time talking to you?" "Why am I wasting my time talking to you?" "What would a college dropout to you?" "What would a college dropout care about this stuff anyway?" "What would a college dropout care about this stuff anyway?" "Hey,I amaprouddropout, care about this stuff anyway?" "Hey,I amaprouddropout, okay?" "Hey,I amaprouddropout, okay?" "College is a waste of time." "Okay?" "College is a waste of time." "Four, five, six years of endless college is a waste of time." "Four, five, six years of endless side roads and pointless four, five, six years of endless side roads and pointless detours." "Side roads and pointless detours." "My theory for life is simple -- detours." "My theory for life is simple -- shortcuts." "My theory for life is simple -- shortcuts." "Shortcuts." "Youknowwhat?" "This has been too much academic debate for one day." "This has been too much academic debate for one day." "I'msorry,Mike,okay?" "Debate for one day." "I'msorry,Mike,okay?" "I just had a really rough day." "I'msorry,Mike,okay?" "I just had a really rough day." "[ sighs ]" "I just had a really rough day." "[ sighs ] Howaboutsomemargaritasat [ sighs ] Howaboutsomemargaritasat the deck bar?" "Howaboutsomemargaritasat the deck bar?" "[sighs]" "The deck bar?" "[sighs] Andthenhowaboutamassage [sighs] Andthenhowaboutamassage by the expert hands of a andthenhowaboutamassage by the expert hands of a Kansas City farm boy?" "By the expert hands of a Kansas City farm boy?" "If the client is not completely" "Kansas City farm boy?" "If the client is not completely satisfied, she can return the if the client is not completely satisfied, she can return the massage to the massager." "Satisfied, she can return the massage to the massager." "ThankGod." "Hey,babe." "Hi,honey." "Howareyou?" "Hi,honey." "Howareyou?" "[sighs]Tired." "Howareyou?" "[sighs]Tired." "Mm." "[Sighs]Tired." "Mm." "Hi." "Mm." "Hi." "Mm." "Hi." "Hi." "Mm." "Hi." "Look what I brought you." "Mm." "Hi." "Look what I brought you." "Oh,you'resweet,but I'm so look what I brought you." "Oh,you'resweet,but I'm so icky from the restaurant." "Oh,you'resweet,but I'm so icky from the restaurant." "I just " " I really want to go in icky from the restaurant." "I just " " I really want to go in to take a shower." "I just " " I really want to go in to take a shower." "Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait !" "To take a shower." "Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait !" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait !" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "What's the -- what's the rush, wait, wait, wait, wait." "What's the -- what's the rush, huh?" "What's the -- what's the rush, huh?" "This is a gorgeous evening, huh?" "Huh?" "This is a gorgeous evening, huh?" "Ha!" "It'sL.A." "This is a gorgeous evening, huh?" "Ha!" "It'sL.A. they are all gorgeous evenings." "Ha!" "It'sL.A. they are all gorgeous evenings." "Yeah,but,um ,thisisan they are all gorgeous evenings." "Yeah,but,um ,thisisan especially romantic evening, yeah,but,um ,thisisan especially romantic evening, isn't it?" "Especially romantic evening, isn't it?" "Clear -- isn't it?" "Clear -- notsomuch'causewe're clear -- notsomuch'causewe're right by the dumpster, and the notsomuch'causewe're right by the dumpster, and the trash guy forgot to stop on our" "right by the dumpster, and the trash guy forgot to stop on our street again." "Trash guy forgot to stop on our street again." "So, listen, I'm gonna go in, I'm street again." "So, listen, I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna take a shower, and then so, listen, I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna take a shower, and then maybe I can muster a little gonna take a shower, and then maybe I can muster a little romance for you." "Maybe I can muster a little romance for you." "Hold- -holdon ." "Romance for you." "Hold- -holdon ." "Okay." "Hold- -holdon ." "Okay." "What'stherush?" "Okay." "What'stherush?" "Igotto go !" "What'stherush?" "Igotto go !" "I'm gross." "Igotto go !" "I'm gross." "Crap." "I'm gross." "Crap." "Aah!" "Crap." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Comeon !" "♪Do,do do do ,do do do  ♪ do, do do, do do do dude, you don't have to leave," "♪ do, do do, do do do dude, you don't have to leave, all right?" "Dude, you don't have to leave, all right?" "You just can't put me on watch all right?" "You just can't put me on watch dog anymore, all right?" "You just can't put me on watch dog anymore, all right?" "[laughs]" "Dog anymore, all right?" "[laughs] Yeah." "I mean, you are more than [laughs] Yeah." "I mean, you are more than welcome to stay with us whenever yeah." "I mean, you are more than welcome to stay with us whenever you want." "Welcome to stay with us whenever you want." "You and Scotty have known each you want." "You and Scotty have known each other since birth." "You and Scotty have known each other since birth." "I only barged into your lives other since birth." "I only barged into your lives about a year ago." "I only barged into your lives about a year ago." "Barginginon me wasnot  about a year ago." "Barginginon me wasnot  cool." "Barginginon me wasnot  cool." "[chuckles]" "Cool." "[chuckles] Iknow." "[Chuckles] Iknow." "I'm sorry, but, you know, you" "Iknow." "I'm sorry, but, you know, you can't barge in and expect to" "I'm sorry, but, you know, you can't barge in and expect to become one of them in six can't barge in and expect to become one of them in six months, either." "Become one of them in six months, either." ""Oneofthem"?" "Months, either." ""Oneofthem"?" ""Them"?" ""Oneofthem"?" ""Them"?" "What -- what does that even" ""them"?" "What -- what does that even mean?" "What -- what does that even mean?" "Really?" "Mean?" "Really?" "Dylan and I are in love." "Really?" "Dylan and I are in love." "Okay?" "Dylan and I are in love." "Okay?" "Why you guys so worried about okay?" "Why you guys so worried about this now?" "Why you guys so worried about this now?" "Dude,she'stheone who got  this now?" "Dude,she'stheone who got  you the lipnick job, remember?" "Dude,she'stheone who got  you the lipnick job, remember?" "She just don't want to get fired you the lipnick job, remember?" "She just don't want to get fired when the Christian shit hits the she just don't want to get fired when the Christian shit hits the jewish fan." "When the Christian shit hits the jewish fan." "No." "No,I'mnot worriedabout jewish fan." "No." "No,I'mnot worriedabout that." "No." "No,I'mnot worriedabout that." "I am a phenomenal waitress, but that." "I am a phenomenal waitress, but I am worried about you." "I am a phenomenal waitress, but I am worried about you." "I mean, if you're really" "I am worried about you." "I mean, if you're really considering marrying Dylan, I" "I mean, if you're really considering marrying Dylan, I just might think again." "Considering marrying Dylan, I just might think again." "Her grandparents are very just might think again." "Her grandparents are very old school." "Her grandparents are very old school." "I mean, they are old school." "I mean, they are super-super-religious." "I mean, they are super-super-religious." "So?" "Super-super-religious." "So?" "My parents are super-religious." "So?" "My parents are super-religious." "They don't care if I marry a my parents are super-religious." "They don't care if I marry a jewish girl." "They don't care if I marry a jewish girl." "Mike,areyousure?" "Huh?" "Jewish girl." "Mike,areyousure?" "Huh?" "'Cause growing in punkton," "Mike,areyousure?" "Huh?" "'Cause growing in punkton, Kansas, I doubt anybody could 'cause growing in punkton, Kansas, I doubt anybody could tell jewish from amish." "Kansas, I doubt anybody could tell jewish from amish." "Remember facial hair?" "Tell jewish from amish." "Remember facial hair?" "If you had facial hair, you were remember facial hair?" "If you had facial hair, you were an alien from outer space." "If you had facial hair, you were an alien from outer space." "True story." "An alien from outer space." "True story." "Scotty,youcan'tchangemy true story." "Scotty,youcan'tchangemy mind on this, okay?" "Scotty,youcan'tchangemy mind on this, okay?" "She's..." "Mind on this, okay?" "She's..." "[ breathes deeply ]" "She's..." "[ breathes deeply ] She's just made for me." "[ Breathes deeply ] She's just made for me." "She'smadeforyou ." "She's just made for me." "She'smadeforyou ." "Hey, man, um, what happened to she'smadeforyou ." "Hey, man, um, what happened to the Mike I used to know, huh?" "Hey, man, um, what happened to the Mike I used to know, huh?" "The one who would only take the the Mike I used to know, huh?" "The one who would only take the richest dude's daughter to the the one who would only take the richest dude's daughter to the prom?" "Richest dude's daughter to the prom?" "Where's he at?" "Prom?" "Where's he at?" "Can I see him?" "Where's he at?" "Can I see him?" "Yeah." "Can I see him?" "Yeah." "Imisshim." "Yeah." "Imisshim." "Andwhathappenedtothe" "Imisshim." "Andwhathappenedtothe stock broker who wouldn't even andwhathappenedtothe stock broker who wouldn't even take a woman out to coffee stock broker who wouldn't even take a woman out to coffee without looking at her profile" "take a woman out to coffee without looking at her profile first?" "Without looking at her profile first?" "Ah." "First?" "Ah." "Hmm?" "Ah." "Hmm?" "Hegrewup ." "Hmm?" "Hegrewup ." "He fell in love." "Hegrewup ." "He fell in love." "Besides, do not underestimate he fell in love." "Besides, do not underestimate the potential of this besides, do not underestimate the potential of this restaurant." "The potential of this restaurant." "We are really close to restaurant." "We are really close to franchising this." "We are really close to franchising this." "Oh,oh,oh ,okay,okay." "Franchising this." "Oh,oh,oh ,okay,okay." "See, I thought " " I thought oh,oh,oh ,okay,okay." "See, I thought " " I thought amigo was in love with señorita, see, I thought " " I thought amigo was in love with señorita, not the restaurante." "Amigo was in love with señorita, not the restaurante." "Amigo in love with señorita, not not the restaurante." "Amigo in love with señorita, not the restaurante." "Amigo in love with señorita, not the restaurante." "♪ boop ba-da-doop, ba-da-doop the restaurante." "♪ boop ba-da-doop, ba-da-doop ♪ amigo in love with señorita" "♪ boop ba-da-doop, ba-da-doop ♪ amigo in love with señorita ♪ not the restaurante" "♪ amigo in love with señorita ♪ not the restaurante ♪ boop, ba-da-boop, ba-da-boop" "♪ not the restaurante ♪ boop, ba-da-boop, ba-da-boop Scotty,don'tbe aschmuck!" "♪ Boop, ba-da-boop, ba-da-boop Scotty,don'tbe aschmuck!" "Besides, I'm thinking about Paul" "Scotty,don'tbe aschmuck!" "Besides, I'm thinking about Paul and Elaine in this whole thing." "Besides, I'm thinking about Paul and Elaine in this whole thing." "I mean, how can they say no to a and Elaine in this whole thing." "I mean, how can they say no to a guy who is about to" "I mean, how can they say no to a guy who is about to revolutionize their family guy who is about to revolutionize their family business?" "Revolutionize their family business?" "Familybusiness?" "Business?" "Familybusiness?" "[ laughs ]" "Familybusiness?" "[ laughs ] You would have to die and be [ laughs ] You would have to die and be reborn jewish for them to you would have to die and be reborn jewish for them to consider you family." "Reborn jewish for them to consider you family." "Oy!" "Please!" "Consider you family." "Oy!" "Please!" "I could be as jewish as they oy!" "Please!" "I could be as jewish as they wanted me to be!" "I could be as jewish as they wanted me to be!" "[ stomps foot ]" "Wanted me to be!" "[ stomps foot ] [chuckles]" "[ Stomps foot ] [chuckles] Justwaituntilyou see  [chuckles] Justwaituntilyou see  Jeremy." "Justwaituntilyou see  Jeremy." "Who?" "Jeremy." "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Thebicycleguy?" "Who?" "Thebicycleguy?" "Yeah." "Thebicycleguy?" "Yeah." "The lipnicks totally drool over yeah." "The lipnicks totally drool over him." "The lipnicks totally drool over him." "Okay?" "He's straight out of him." "Okay?" "He's straight out of frickin' "fiddler on the roof."" "Okay?" "He's straight out of frickin' "fiddler on the roof." And now that he's back in town, frickin' "fiddler on the roof." And now that he's back in town, they're gonna try to set Dylan and now that he's back in town, they're gonna try to set Dylan up with him." "They're gonna try to set Dylan up with him." "Just wait and see." "Up with him." "Just wait and see." "[ klezmer music playing ]" "Sweetheart,weneedtobuy more sugar packets." "Iknow." "More sugar packets." "Iknow." "And we're running out of baked" "Iknow." "And we're running out of baked apples." "And we're running out of baked apples." "Oh,I thoughtwe hadsomany ." "Apples." "Oh,I thoughtwe hadsomany ." "No,wedon't." "Oh,I thoughtwe hadsomany ." "No,wedon't." "Whataboutthehalva?" "No,wedon't." "Whataboutthehalva?" "The halva -- chocolate-covered whataboutthehalva?" "The halva -- chocolate-covered halva." "The halva -- chocolate-covered halva." "Oh,I loveit ." "Halva." "Oh,I loveit ." "Yeah." "Oh,I loveit ." "Yeah." "Alotof peoplelikeit." "Yeah." "Alotof peoplelikeit." "Oh,I 'msorry." "Alotof peoplelikeit." "Oh,I 'msorry." "We're actually not open yet." "Oh,I 'msorry." "We're actually not open yet." "Oh,I 'mnotacustomer." "We're actually not open yet." "Oh,I 'mnotacustomer." "I'm family." "Oh,I 'mnotacustomer." "I'm family." "Wouldyoumindtellingmewho" "I'm family." "Wouldyoumindtellingmewho you're related to?" "Wouldyoumindtellingmewho you're related to?" "Lookwho'shere." "You're related to?" "Lookwho'shere." "Jeremy!" "Lookwho'shere." "Jeremy!" "Bubala!" "Jeremy!" "Bubala!" "Jeremy!" "Bubala!" "Jeremy!" "Paul!" "Ooh!" "Jeremy!" "Paul!" "Ooh!" "Bubbie Elaine." "Paul!" "Ooh!" "Bubbie Elaine." "Good to see you." "Bubbie Elaine." "Good to see you." "Goodtoseeyou ." "Good to see you." "Goodtoseeyou ." "Ibroughtyouthese--to  goodtoseeyou ." "Ibroughtyouthese--to  congratulate you on delilah's" "Ibroughtyouthese--to  congratulate you on delilah's graduation." "Congratulate you on delilah's graduation." "Howniceof youtoremember." "Graduation." "Howniceof youtoremember." "Whereisourbeautiful howniceof youtoremember." "Whereisourbeautiful delilah?" "Whereisourbeautiful delilah?" "She'snotherenow ." "Delilah?" "She'snotherenow ." "But you are -- join us for she'snotherenow ." "But you are -- join us for lunch." "But you are -- join us for lunch." "Oh,wehavesomedelicious lunch." "Oh,wehavesomedelicious food here." "Oh,wehavesomedelicious food here." "ThereisnothingIwouldlove food here." "ThereisnothingIwouldlove more than grandma's delicious thereisnothingIwouldlove more than grandma's delicious tongue on rye." "More than grandma's delicious tongue on rye." "Oh!" "[ laughing]" "Tongue on rye." "Oh!" "[ laughing] But,unfortunately,Ihaveto oh!" "[ laughing] But,unfortunately,Ihaveto run." "But,unfortunately,Ihaveto run." "I'll be back later, though, to run." "I'll be back later, though, to pick up delilah." "I'll be back later, though, to pick up delilah." "She doesn't know it yet, but..." "Pick up delilah." "She doesn't know it yet, but..." "I got her tickets to see the she doesn't know it yet, but..." "I got her tickets to see the symphony at the Hollywood bowl." "I got her tickets to see the symphony at the Hollywood bowl." "Wonderful!" "Symphony at the Hollywood bowl." "Wonderful!" "Fabulous!" "Wonderful!" "Fabulous!" "Michael,wouldyouput these fabulous!" "Michael,wouldyouput these lovely flowers in some water," "Michael,wouldyouput these lovely flowers in some water, please?" "Lovely flowers in some water, please?" "He's our new assistant manager." "Please?" "He's our new assistant manager." "[sighs]" "He's our new assistant manager." "[sighs] Hi." "Mike." "[Sighs] Hi." "Mike." "Mike Christian." "Hi." "Mike." "Mike Christian." "Jeremy." "Mike Christian." "Jeremy." "Jeremy jew." "Jeremy." "Jeremy jew." "Stopit." "Jeremy jew." "Stopit." "[ laughter ]" "Stopit." "[ laughter ] Yeah,that'sfunny." "[ Laughter ] Yeah,that'sfunny." "Uh, Christian is my real last yeah,that'sfunny." "Uh, Christian is my real last name, actually." "Uh, Christian is my real last name, actually." "Well,jew'smine,too ." "Name, actually." "Well,jew'smine,too ." "And if you believe that, I got a well,jew'smine,too ." "And if you believe that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd love to and if you believe that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd love to sell you." "Bridge in Brooklyn I'd love to sell you." "[ laughter ]" "Sell you." "[ laughter ] Gotit." "Yeah." "[ Laughter ] Gotit." "Yeah." "Uh, Dylan's at the dentist right gotit." "Yeah." "Uh, Dylan's at the dentist right now, and actually, you know, I uh, Dylan's at the dentist right now, and actually, you know, I think she has plans later." "Now, and actually, you know, I think she has plans later." "Really?" "Think she has plans later." "Really?" "I thought you were the assistant really?" "I thought you were the assistant manager." "I thought you were the assistant manager." "What, are you her personal manager." "What, are you her personal secretary, too?" "What, are you her personal secretary, too?" "[ laughter ]" "Secretary, too?" "[ laughter ] No,I 'mherboyfriend." "[ Laughter ] No,I 'mherboyfriend." "What?" "No,I 'mherboyfriend." "What?" "Wh-what did you say?" "What?" "Wh-what did you say?" "Paul,Elaine,Ididn'twant  wh-what did you say?" "Paul,Elaine,Ididn'twant  you guys to find out like this." "Paul,Elaine,Ididn'twant  you guys to find out like this." "I mean, you guys have taken me you guys to find out like this." "I mean, you guys have taken me in, and you've treated me like" "I mean, you guys have taken me in, and you've treated me like family." "In, and you've treated me like family." "But I guess now is as good a family." "But I guess now is as good a time as any." "But I guess now is as good a time as any." "[ breathes deeply ]" "Time as any." "[ breathes deeply ] I'm in love with your [ breathes deeply ] I'm in love with your granddaughter." "I'm in love with your granddaughter." "Inlove?" "Granddaughter." "Inlove?" "[speakingyiddish]" "Inlove?" "[speakingyiddish] You'refired!" "Getout !" "[Speakingyiddish] You'refired!" "Getout !" "Paul,letme explain." "You'refired!" "Getout !" "Paul,letme explain." "Out!" "Paul,letme explain." "Out!" "Wedon'twanttoseeyou." "Go." "Out!" "Wedon'twanttoseeyou." "Go." "What'sgoingon ?" "Um..." "There'sjustone question I need to ask you before I leave." "Question I need to ask you before I leave." "Dylan lipnick, I want to spend before I leave." "Dylan lipnick, I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "Dylan lipnick, I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "Will you marry me?" "The rest of my life with you." "Will you marry me?" "No!" "Will you marry me?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I'mserious." "No!" "No!" "I'mserious." "I'm committed." "I'mserious." "I'm committed." "I need your answer -- yes or no?" "[Sighs] Oh,myGod." "Yes!" "Oh,myGod." "Yes!" "Yes?" "Yes!" "Yes?" "Yes!" "Yes?" "Yes!" "Areyouserious?" "!" "Yes!" "Areyouserious?" "!" "Oh,but--  areyouserious?" "!" "Oh,but--  no." "Oh,but--  no." "Thisisasham!" "No." "Thisisasham!" "Those flowers Jeremy brought for thisisasham!" "Those flowers Jeremy brought for you." "Those flowers Jeremy brought for you." "Thenthat'swhatthe invites you." "Thenthat'swhatthe invites will say -- "flowers by thenthat'swhatthe invites will say -- "flowers by Jeremy " " Jeremy jew."" "Will say -- "flowers by Jeremy " " Jeremy jew." You know what?" "Jeremy " " Jeremy jew." You know what?" "Jeremy was even kind enough to you know what?" "Jeremy was even kind enough to buy concert tickets." "Jeremy was even kind enough to buy concert tickets." "Yes." "Buy concert tickets." "Yes." "Forus." "Yes." "Forus." "No!" "Forus." "No!" "No?" "No!" "No?" "Yes." "No?" "Yes." "Delilah..." "Yes." "Delilah..." "Thankyou." "Delilah..." "Thankyou." "...Iwantto seeyou inmy thankyou." "...Iwantto seeyou inmy booth right now." "...Iwantto seeyou inmy booth right now." "Comeon." "Oy." "You'veknownthisman for  only a few months, and now you're ready to marry him?" "Only a few months, and now you're ready to marry him?" "What do you know about him?" "You're ready to marry him?" "What do you know about him?" "Iknowhe 'sagoodmanwitha  what do you know about him?" "Iknowhe 'sagoodmanwitha  brilliant head on his shoulders." "Iknowhe 'sagoodmanwitha  brilliant head on his shoulders." "He's a self-directed man with brilliant head on his shoulders." "He's a self-directed man with ambition and dreams." "He's a self-directed man with ambition and dreams." "And he loves me to bits, ambition and dreams." "And he loves me to bits, grandpa." "And he loves me to bits, grandpa." "What more can I ask for?" "Grandpa." "What more can I ask for?" "Jeremywaitedyearsfor you  what more can I ask for?" "Jeremywaitedyearsfor you  to finish school." "Jeremywaitedyearsfor you  to finish school." "At least you could've given it a to finish school." "At least you could've given it a try, gone out with him, at least you could've given it a try, gone out with him, something." "Try, gone out with him, something." "He'snotmy type,grandma." "Something." "He'snotmy type,grandma." "He's too..." "He'snotmy type,grandma." "He's too..." "Toowhat?" "He's too..." "Toowhat?" "Idon't" " Idon 'tknow." "Toowhat?" "Idon't" " Idon 'tknow." "He's too..." "Idon't" " Idon 'tknow." "He's too..." "Jewish?" "He's too..." "Jewish?" "Too jewish?" "Jewish?" "Too jewish?" "Like all those worthless people too jewish?" "Like all those worthless people in our family?" "Like all those worthless people in our family?" "Like all the generations who in our family?" "Like all the generations who suffered so you could have a like all the generations who suffered so you could have a better life?" "Suffered so you could have a better life?" "Like us, I suppose?" "Comehere,sweetheart." "Listen to me." "I have never seen your grandpa listen to me." "I have never seen your grandpa this hurt." "I have never seen your grandpa this hurt." "Please, just let it go for a this hurt." "Please, just let it go for a while." "Please, just let it go for a while." "Let it be." "While." "Let it be." "All right?" "They'vegivenup so muchto give me a better life." "And what do I do in return?" "Give me a better life." "And what do I do in return?" "I crush them." "[ Exhaling sharply ] Okay,so,Iwanttogo  through an authentic conversion, okay,so,Iwanttogo  through an authentic conversion, one that follows the most through an authentic conversion, one that follows the most ancient of rituals." "One that follows the most ancient of rituals." "Youdounderstandthatthis  ancient of rituals." "Youdounderstandthatthis  will require a circumcision, youdounderstandthatthis  will require a circumcision, yeah?" "Will require a circumcision, yeah?" "Yes,I do." "Yeah?" "Yes,I do." "Andyou'rekiddingme, right?" "Yes,I do." "Andyou'rekiddingme, right?" "It's a joke." "Andyou'rekiddingme, right?" "It's a joke." "Oh, I get it." "It's a joke." "Oh, I get it." "This is an episode of a reality oh, I get it." "This is an episode of a reality show, and I'm in it." "This is an episode of a reality show, and I'm in it." "And I bet you my Agent set it show, and I'm in it." "And I bet you my Agent set it up." "And I bet you my Agent set it up." "Max?" "Up." "Max?" "Max, where are you, you little" "Max?" "Max, where are you, you little rat?" "Max, where are you, you little rat?" "Max?" "Rat?" "Max?" "No?" "Max?" "No?" "No." "No?" "No." "You'reserious." "No." "You'reserious." "All right, I have to explain you'reserious." "All right, I have to explain what it is." "All right, I have to explain what it is." "We don't have to take off the what it is." "We don't have to take off the whole megillah." "We don't have to take off the whole megillah." "We got to make a cut." "Whole megillah." "We got to make a cut." "But there's gonna be some blood, we got to make a cut." "But there's gonna be some blood, there's gonna be a scalpel, but there's gonna be some blood, there's gonna be a scalpel, there's gonna be an owie on your there's gonna be a scalpel, there's gonna be an owie on your pee-pee, all right?" "There's gonna be an owie on your pee-pee, all right?" "I got a question to ask you." "Pee-pee, all right?" "I got a question to ask you." "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much" "I got a question to ask you." "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much pain can you take it?" "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much pain can you take it?" "8.5." "Pain can you take it?" "8.5." "No,no." "8.5." "No,no." "No, no, no." "No,no." "No, no, no." "Not 8.5." "No, no, no." "Not 8.5." "I'm " " I'm more of like a 2.1 not 8.5." "I'm " " I'm more of like a 2.1 kind of guy." "I'm " " I'm more of like a 2.1 kind of guy." "Yousaidyouwereinlove." "Kind of guy." "Yousaidyouwereinlove." "Andthisis yourbestfriend, yousaidyouwereinlove." "Andthisis yourbestfriend, yeah?" "Andthisis yourbestfriend, yeah?" "8.5." "Yeah?" "8.5." "Okay." "8.5." "Okay." "For love." "Okay." "For love." "Hey,kid." "For love." "Hey,kid." "8.5." "Hey,kid." "8.5." "Drinktothat." "8.5." "Drinktothat." "Under strict rabbinical law, I drinktothat." "Under strict rabbinical law, I have to tell you, you've got to under strict rabbinical law, I have to tell you, you've got to ask me three times so I can do have to tell you, you've got to ask me three times so I can do it." "Ask me three times so I can do it." "Please?" "It." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "Okay!" "That'sallright." "Please?" "Okay!" "That'sallright." "We're gonna do it." "Okay!" "That'sallright." "We're gonna do it." "All right." "We're gonna do it." "All right." "And I'm gonna sing to you like a all right." "And I'm gonna sing to you like a father would sing to his little and I'm gonna sing to you like a father would sing to his little jewish boy." "Father would sing to his little jewish boy." "[ singing in hebrew ]" "Wow!" "[ chuckles] I feel jewish already." "Oh, look!" "I feel jewish already." "Oh, look!" "My foreskin just fell off!" "Oh, look!" "My foreskin just fell off!" "Ha ha!" "My foreskin just fell off!" "Ha ha!" "No, it -- it didn't." "Ha ha!" "No, it -- it didn't." "You still have to cut it off." "No, it -- it didn't." "You still have to cut it off." "Youlookjewishalittlebit." "Welcome, welcome, my dear friends." "Good afternoon." "Friends." "Good afternoon." "Today, we're going to have a good afternoon." "Today, we're going to have a ceremony which you will never today, we're going to have a ceremony which you will never forget the rest of your life, I ceremony which you will never forget the rest of your life, I assure you." "Forget the rest of your life, I assure you." "We have a young man outside of assure you." "We have a young man outside of our shul but with a great deal we have a young man outside of our shul but with a great deal of love in his heart, who has our shul but with a great deal of love in his heart, who has come here today to express his" "of love in his heart, who has come here today to express his love and admiration for our come here today to express his love and admiration for our religion." "Love and admiration for our religion." "He wants to be converted in the religion." "He wants to be converted in the most traditional way -- with our he wants to be converted in the most traditional way -- with our oldest ritual, the bris." "Rabbi." "Areyoucomfortable?" "Yeah." "Are you comfortable?" "Yeah." "Are you comfortable?" "Imakealiving." "Are you comfortable?" "Imakealiving." "Are you confident?" "Imakealiving." "Are you confident?" "Yeah." "Are you confident?" "Yeah." "Are you confident?" "Yeah." "Are you confident?" "They'renotgonnacut me." "Are you confident?" "They'renotgonnacut me." "[ chanting in hebrew ]" "[ Singing in hebrew ]" "Aaaaaaaah!" "Boychick,howyoufeeling?" "See?" "Boychick,howyoufeeling?" "See?" "Wasn't so bad." "See?" "Wasn't so bad." "Yeah." "Wasn't so bad." "Yeah." "Not so bad." "Yeah." "Not so bad." "Heimlich." "Not so bad." "Heimlich." "[chuckles]" "Heimlich." "[chuckles] So, we have some oils here [chuckles] So, we have some oils here that'll make you feel better." "So, we have some oils here that'll make you feel better." "We have everything from that'll make you feel better." "We have everything from something that's soothing and we have everything from something that's soothing and gentle to healing and stinging." "Something that's soothing and gentle to healing and stinging." "Howaboutsomewine?" "Gentle to healing and stinging." "Howaboutsomewine?" "[ sighs ]" "Howaboutsomewine?" "[ sighs ] You'reserious?" "[ Sighs ] You'reserious?" "All right." "You'reserious?" "All right." "He'schosenwine." "All right." "He'schosenwine." "Wineitis ." "He'schosenwine." "Wineitis ." "Don't worry." "Wineitis ." "Don't worry." "You'rea braveyoungman ." "Don't worry." "You'rea braveyoungman ." "Oh,yes." "You'rea braveyoungman ." "Oh,yes." "Here we go." "Oh,yes." "Here we go." "Aaaaaah!" "Here we go." "Aaaaaah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ Applause ] Mazeltov." "Thankyou." "Mazeltov." "Thankyou." "Thank you." "Thankyou." "Thank you." "Mazeltov." "Thank you." "Mazeltov." "Oh." "Oh,youcame." "Mazeltov." "Oh." "Oh,youcame." "Oh, that means so much to me." "Oh." "Oh,youcame." "Oh, that means so much to me." "Dylan " " Dylan loves you so oh, that means so much to me." "Dylan " " Dylan loves you so much, and she was afraid you" "Dylan " " Dylan loves you so much, and she was afraid you weren't gonna accept me and..." "Much, and she was afraid you weren't gonna accept me and..." "Thank you." "Weren't gonna accept me and..." "Thank you." "Whotoldyouthis thank you." "Whotoldyouthis Daniel nudnick was qualified to whotoldyouthis Daniel nudnick was qualified to do this?" "Daniel nudnick was qualified to do this?" "You need to study six mon-- do this?" "You need to study six mon-- yeah,yeah,yeah,Iknow ." "You need to study six mon-- yeah,yeah,yeah,Iknow ." "I know." "I am studying." "Yeah,yeah,yeah,Iknow ." "I know." "I am studying." "I just couldn't stay away from" "I know." "I am studying." "I just couldn't stay away from my Dylan that long." "I just couldn't stay away from my Dylan that long." "Excuseme." "My Dylan that long." "Excuseme." "Oh,uh,Paul?" "Excuseme." "Oh,uh,Paul?" "Let's keep this a surprise, oh,uh,Paul?" "Let's keep this a surprise, between us." "Careful." "[ applause ]" "Okay,I 'llberightbackwith  some pepper." "Do you need anything else?" "Some pepper." "Do you need anything else?" "Justthat." "Do you need anything else?" "Justthat." "Okay,allright,great." "Justthat." "Okay,allright,great." "Hey." "Where'sMike?" "Okay,allright,great." "Hey." "Where'sMike?" "Oh,um,whydon 'tyou ask our  hey." "Where'sMike?" "Oh,um,whydon 'tyou ask our  new head manager?" "Oh,um,whydon 'tyou ask our  new head manager?" "Proudest jew on the block." "Whywouldyoudothat ?" "Hire him as head manager?" "No matter what you say or do, I hire him as head manager?" "No matter what you say or do, I am never going out with him." "No matter what you say or do, I am never going out with him." "Well,sorryto hearthat,but am never going out with him." "Well,sorryto hearthat,but maybe you should tell him well,sorryto hearthat,but maybe you should tell him yourself." "Maybe you should tell him yourself." "Goahead." "Tellhim ." "Look,I knowthatthismight disappoint you, but will you please just leave me alone?" "Disappoint you, but will you please just leave me alone?" "Oy!" "Please just leave me alone?" "Oy!" "What am I, chopped liver?" "Oy!" "What am I, chopped liver?" "Fine." "I'm leaving." "What am I, chopped liver?" "Fine." "I'm leaving." "I don't need your tsuris." "Fine." "I'm leaving." "I don't need your tsuris." "Mike?" "I don't need your tsuris." "Mike?" "What is this?" "Mike?" "What is this?" "Yesterdaywasasurprise--a what is this?" "Yesterdaywasasurprise--a profound surprise for us, as yesterdaywasasurprise--a profound surprise for us, as well." "Profound surprise for us, as well." "He put himself through the whole well." "He put himself through the whole nine yards, including a he put himself through the whole nine yards, including a traditional bris." "Nine yards, including a traditional bris." "Whoknewhe wasgonnabe traditional bris." "Whoknewhe wasgonnabe studying hebrew?" "Whoknewhe wasgonnabe studying hebrew?" "Youdidn'thaveto..." "Studying hebrew?" "Youdidn'thaveto..." "I can't believe you did all youdidn'thaveto..." "I can't believe you did all this." "I can't believe you did all this." "MayI ,withyourpermission?" "This." "MayI ,withyourpermission?" "Ofcourse." "Oh." "Oh,myGod." "Aww." "Mwah." "Mwah!" "Mwah." "Mwah!" "Mazel tov." "Mwah!" "Mazel tov." "Mazeltov." "Mazel tov." "Mazeltov." "[ laughter ]" "Mazeltov." "[ laughter ] Aww." "Everyhappiness." "[ Laughter ] Aww." "Everyhappiness." "It'samazing." "Aww." "Everyhappiness." "It'samazing." "Youlike--  it'samazing." "Youlike--  oh, careful down there." "Youlike--  oh, careful down there." "Oh,sorry." "Oh, careful down there." "Oh,sorry." "Whew.[ chuckles]" "[Gasps] Roger!" "Whathappened?" "Roger!" "Whathappened?" "Comehere!" "Whathappened?" "Comehere!" "Come on!" "Comehere!" "Come on!" "What?" "What?" "Come on!" "What?" "What?" "Oh,myGod." "What?" "What?" "Oh,myGod." "You have to see this." "Oh,myGod." "You have to see this." "What?" "You have to see this." "What?" "Go ahead." "What?" "Go ahead." "No,no,no ,no !" "Go ahead." "No,no,no ,no !" "You have to read it yourself!" "No,no,no ,no !" "You have to read it yourself!" "Handsareallwet ." "You have to read it yourself!" "Handsareallwet ." "Oh, sweet Jesus." "Handsareallwet ." "Oh, sweet Jesus." "Honey,Jesuswasjewish." "Oh, sweet Jesus." "Honey,Jesuswasjewish." "Gosh." "Isn't she beautiful?" "Honey,Jesuswasjewish." "Gosh." "Isn't she beautiful?" "Well,yeah,but..." "Gosh." "Isn't she beautiful?" "Well,yeah,but..." "I wish he would've told us." "Well,yeah,but..." "I wish he would've told us." "Honey,Mikehasfinallyfound" "I wish he would've told us." "Honey,Mikehasfinallyfound somebody he loves." "Honey,Mikehasfinallyfound somebody he loves." "I'm going." "Somebody he loves." "I'm going." "Are you gonna join me?" "I'm going." "Are you gonna join me?" "OfcourseI'mgonnajoin you." "Are you gonna join me?" "OfcourseI'mgonnajoin you." "But I'm not joining anything ofcourseI'mgonnajoin you." "But I'm not joining anything else." "But I'm not joining anything else." "[laughs]" "Else." "[laughs] So,howmanyguestssofar?" "[Laughs] So,howmanyguestssofar?" "Ourside,we 'reat 200,plus so,howmanyguestssofar?" "Ourside,we 'reat 200,plus you added 49, including the ourside,we 'reat 200,plus you added 49, including the stock-market janitors?" "You added 49, including the stock-market janitors?" "Oh,good!" "Yes!" "Stock-market janitors?" "Oh,good!" "Yes!" "I love those guys." "Honey, it's getting late." "Don't you have to go home?" "Yeah." "Don't you have to go home?" "Yeah." "So, I don't want you to yeah." "So, I don't want you to misunderstand me." "So, I don't want you to misunderstand me." "Feel free -- tell me what you misunderstand me." "Feel free -- tell me what you think." "Feel free -- tell me what you think." "What'sthis?" "Think." "What'sthis?" "It'sourprenup." "What'sthis?" "It'sourprenup." "No!" "It'sourprenup." "No!" "Hey, guys!" "Scotty, come here!" "No!" "Hey, guys!" "Scotty, come here!" "Yo!" "Hey, guys!" "Scotty, come here!" "Yo!" "Youguys,we arelikereal  yo!" "Youguys,we arelikereal  celebrities." "Youguys,we arelikereal  celebrities." "We are like Brad pitt and celebrities." "We are like Brad pitt and Angelina jolie." "We are like Brad pitt and Angelina jolie." "Ha!" "Angelina jolie." "Ha!" "We have got a prenup." "Ha!" "We have got a prenup." "Yeah!" "We have got a prenup." "Yeah!" "Thisisa- - thisisa  yeah!" "Thisisa- - thisisa  prenup?" "Thisisa- - thisisa  prenup?" "Yeah." "Prenup?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Prenup." "Yeah." "Prenup." "This is more like a phone book." "Prenup." "This is more like a phone book." "Wow." "This is more like a phone book." "Wow." "Yeah." "Wow." "Yeah." "Okay." "I knowit 'sabit long, yeah." "Okay." "I knowit 'sabit long, but you understand why." "Okay." "I knowit 'sabit long, but you understand why." "Oh,I know!" "Iknow!" "But you understand why." "Oh,I know!" "Iknow!" "I know." "Oh,I know!" "Iknow!" "I know." "Because in our jewish culture," "I know." "Because in our jewish culture, before the wedding, we sign a because in our jewish culture, before the wedding, we sign a thing called a "patuka."" "Before the wedding, we sign a thing called a "patuka." Awhat?" "Thing called a "patuka." Awhat?" "Awhat?" "Awhat?" "Awhat?" "A" topanga."" "Awhat?" "A" topanga." A..." "Bazooka." "A" topanga." A..." "Bazooka." "Umbutcha." "A..." "Bazooka." "Umbutcha." "Tenduka, cambuna, hakuna -- umbutcha." "Tenduka, cambuna, hakuna -- cadzuki, shiitake." "Tenduka, cambuna, hakuna -- cadzuki, shiitake." "It'sa ketubah..." "Cadzuki, shiitake." "It'sa ketubah..." "Ketubah!" "Yes!" "It'sa ketubah..." "Ketubah!" "Yes!" "...Mr.Jewishgroom." "Ketubah!" "Yes!" "...Mr.Jewishgroom." "And ketubah is just one page." "...Mr.jewishgroom." "And ketubah is just one page." "Thisiswaymorethan one and ketubah is just one page." "Thisiswaymorethan one page." "Thisiswaymorethan one page." "This is..." "A lot of pages." "Page." "This is..." "A lot of pages." "Honey,yeah,thisisa  this is..." "A lot of pages." "Honey,yeah,thisisa  little..." "Honey,yeah,thisisa  little..." "Are you sure this is our prenup?" "Little..." "Are you sure this is our prenup?" "It looks more like your thesis." "Are you sure this is our prenup?" "It looks more like your thesis." "Justreadit andlet meknow  it looks more like your thesis." "Justreadit andlet meknow  if you want to make any changes." "Justreadit andlet meknow  if you want to make any changes." "Love you." "If you want to make any changes." "Love you." "Iloveyou." "Love you." "Iloveyou." "Bye." "Iloveyou." "Bye." "Iloveourprenup!" "Bye." "Iloveourprenup!" "I'mglad." "Dude,whatareyou doing?" "!" "You got to read this shit." "[laughs]" "You got to read this shit." "[laughs] Dude, how many credit cards do [laughs] Dude, how many credit cards do you sign up for?" "Dude, how many credit cards do you sign up for?" "You just sign "I agree" without you sign up for?" "You just sign "I agree" without even reading it." "You just sign "I agree" without even reading it." "Come on." "Even reading it." "Come on." "Dude,thisis yourlifewe're come on." "Dude,thisis yourlifewe're talking about here, not a credit dude,thisis yourlifewe're talking about here, not a credit card, okay?" "Talking about here, not a credit card, okay?" "Look, there's an attorney in my card, okay?" "Look, there's an attorney in my cigar club." "Look, there's an attorney in my cigar club." "He owes me a favor." "Cigar club." "He owes me a favor." "We'll let him read it first, all he owes me a favor." "We'll let him read it first, all right?" "We'll let him read it first, all right?" "Just let him read it." "Right?" "Just let him read it." "Dude,it'sfine." "Just let him read it." "Dude,it'sfine." "Look -- "sign here."" "Dude,it'sfine." "Look -- "sign here." You'reoutof yourmind." "Look -- "sign here." You'reoutof yourmind." "He'sinlove." "You'reoutof yourmind." "He'sinlove." "I'minlove!" "He'sinlove." "I'minlove!" "Lovemakesyoustupid." "I'minlove!" "Lovemakesyoustupid." "Like" wow!" "Stupid!"" "Lovemakesyoustupid." "Like" wow!" "Stupid!" Lovemakesme stupid." "Like" wow!" "Stupid!" Lovemakesme stupid." "Yeah." "Lovemakesme stupid." "Yeah." "♪ooh,ooh yeah." "♪ooh,ooh ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ooh,ooh ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ picture you with no me" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ picture you with no me ♪ picture me without love" "♪ picture you with no me ♪ picture me without love ♪ I just can't see you and I" "♪ picture me without love ♪ I just can't see you and I getting old ♪" "♪ I just can't see you and I getting old ♪ ♪ now picture us old getting old ♪ ♪ now picture us old ♪ still so in love" "♪ now picture us old ♪ still so in love ♪ that is the dream I can" "♪ still so in love ♪ that is the dream I can picture for us ♪" "♪ that is the dream I can picture for us ♪ ♪ I ain't goin' nowhere picture for us ♪ ♪ I ain't goin' nowhere ♪ I ain't leavin'" "♪ I ain't goin' nowhere ♪ I ain't leavin' for nothin' in the world ♪" "♪ I ain't leavin' for nothin' in the world ♪ ♪ I ain't going nowhere for nothin' in the world ♪ ♪ I ain't going nowhere ♪ I'm-a stay here" "♪ I ain't going nowhere ♪ I'm-a stay here ♪ I'm stayin' with you" "♪ I'm-a stay here ♪ I'm stayin' with you ♪ I want to be the one" "♪ I'm stayin' with you ♪ I want to be the one here for the long run ♪" "♪ I want to be the one here for the long run ♪ ♪ nothing can fade the love for here for the long run ♪ ♪ nothing can fade the love for you ♪" "♪ nothing can fade the love for you ♪ ♪ I use every single day you ♪ ♪ I use every single day ♪ being your everything" "♪ I use every single day ♪ being your everything ♪ coming with brand-new ways to" "♪ being your everything ♪ coming with brand-new ways to show you ♪" "♪ coming with brand-new ways to show you ♪ ♪ you say I'm headstrong show you ♪ ♪ you say I'm headstrong ♪ you think I let go" "♪ you say I'm headstrong ♪ you think I let go ♪ oh, baby, ain't enough" "♪ you think I let go ♪ oh, baby, ain't enough forgiveness to make me say" "♪ oh, baby, ain't enough forgiveness to make me say goodbye ♪ forgiveness to make me say goodbye ♪ ♪nomatterwho 'sgone goodbye ♪ ♪nomatterwho 'sgone ♪ I always come home" "♪nomatterwho 'sgone ♪ I always come home ♪' causeyouweremadefor" "♪ I always come home ♪' causeyouweremadefor me, and I'm staying with you ♪" "♪' causeyouweremadefor me, and I'm staying with you ♪ ♪ I ain't goin' nowhere me, and I'm staying with you ♪ ♪ I ain't goin' nowhere ♪ I ain't leavin'" "♪ I ain't goin' nowhere ♪ I ain't leavin' for nothin' in the world ♪" "♪ I ain't leavin' for nothin' in the world ♪ ♪ I ain't going nowhere for nothin' in the world ♪ ♪ I ain't going nowhere ♪ I'm-a stay here" "♪ I ain't going nowhere ♪ I'm-a stay here ♪ I'm stayin' with you" "♪ I'm-a stay here ♪ I'm stayin' with you ♪ ooh" "♪ I'm stayin' with you ♪ ooh ♪ yeah" "♪ ooh ♪ yeah ♪ yeah" "♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ ooh" "♪ yeah ♪ ooh ♪ yeah" "♪ ooh ♪ yeah ♪ yeah" "♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪I 'mstayin'withyou" "♪ yeah ♪I 'mstayin'withyou  ♪ooh" "♪I 'mstayin'withyou  ♪ooh ♪ yeah" "♪ooh ♪ yeah ♪ yeah" "♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah" "♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪I 'mstayin'withyou" "♪ yeah ♪I 'mstayin'withyou  ♪ooh,ooh" "♪I 'mstayin'withyou  ♪ooh,ooh ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ooh,ooh ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ooh, ooh" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ ooh, ooh ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ooh ooh" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ooh ooh ♪ yeah, yeah" "♪ ooh ooh ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah" "♪ yeah, yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah" "♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ oh" "♪ yeah ♪ oh ♪ I'm stayin' with you" "♪ I'm stayin' with you" "♪ I'm stayin' with you wherearewe going?" "What are we doing here?" "Don'tworryaboutit." "What are we doing here?" "Don'tworryaboutit." "Thank you." "Don'tworryaboutit." "Thank you." "Honey,whatarewedoing?" "Thank you." "Honey,whatarewedoing?" "Justgetthebag ." "Honey,whatarewedoing?" "Justgetthebag ." "Come on." "Honey,whosehouseisthis ?" "Wow." "God." "Wow." "God." "Wow." "God." "Wow." "Turniton ." "Welcometoyournew home!" "Havea veryhappymarried life, darlings!" "Havea veryhappymarried life, darlings!" "Havea blast!" "Life, darlings!" "Havea blast!" "Both:" "Mwah!" "Mwah!" "Havea blast!" "Both:" "Mwah!" "Mwah!" "No." "Both:" "Mwah!" "Mwah!" "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "No!" "Yeah." "No!" "[ both laugh ]" "No!" "[ both laugh ] Oh, my God!" "[ Both laugh ] Oh, my God!" "I don't want them watching." "Oh, my God!" "I don't want them watching." "[laughs]" "Lipnick's." "What the hell kind of name is that, anyway?" "What the hell kind of name is that, anyway?" "It'sthenamethat'sgonna that, anyway?" "It'sthenamethat'sgonna make you money, Rick." "It'sthenamethat'sgonna make you money, Rick." "Okay, now, what's the plan of make you money, Rick." "Okay, now, what's the plan of attack?" "Okay, now, what's the plan of attack?" "V.C.S or angels?" "Attack?" "V.C.S or angels?" "No,no,no ,no ." "V.C.S or angels?" "No,no,no ,no ." "I'd go big." "No,no,no ,no ." "I'd go big." "On that note, I know you guys" "I'd go big." "On that note, I know you guys can't afford a 15% finder's fee, on that note, I know you guys can't afford a 15% finder's fee, so figured I'd make it 10%?" "5%isindustrystandard." "[chuckles]Comeon,Scotty." "5.5%." "[Chuckles]Comeon,Scotty." "5.5%." "8.5%." "5.5%." "8.5%." "No!" "8.5%." "No!" "It hurts." "No!" "It hurts." "Damn." "Okay." "It hurts." "Damn." "Okay." "Uh...5.5%." "Fine." "Damn." "Okay." "Uh...5.5%." "Fine." "Not a cent less, not a cent uh...5.5%." "Fine." "Not a cent less, not a cent more." "Gentlemen,ourboardof directors loves your plan." "However, our c.E.O. Is leaving directors loves your plan." "However, our c.E.O. Is leaving town for two weeks, so we'd like however, our c.E.O. Is leaving town for two weeks, so we'd like to ask you not to approach any town for two weeks, so we'd like to ask you not to approach any other companies until she's" "to ask you not to approach any other companies until she's back, and then we can finalize other companies until she's back, and then we can finalize your contract." "Back, and then we can finalize your contract." "Well,wehavetwo other your contract." "Well,wehavetwo other meetings set up." "Well,wehavetwo other meetings set up." "Wedo?" "Meetings set up." "Wedo?" "Oh." "Wedo?" "Oh." "Yeah,we-- we do ." "Oh." "Yeah,we-- we do ." "Twoweeksis alongtime ." "Yeah,we-- we do ." "Twoweeksis alongtime ." "Come on." "Twoweeksis alongtime ." "Come on." "She knows the deal." "Come on." "She knows the deal." "Why not just give us the answer she knows the deal." "Why not just give us the answer right now." "Why not just give us the answer right now." "IwishIcould,butshe's  right now." "IwishIcould,butshe's  heading to the airport right" "IwishIcould,butshe's  heading to the airport right now." "Heading to the airport right now." "Isthatyourc.E.O.Right now." "Isthatyourc.E.O.Right there?" "Isthatyourc.E.O.Right there?" "Yes." "There?" "Yes." "And that's Ms. birch." "Yes." "And that's Ms. birch." "Comeon." "And that's Ms. birch." "Comeon." "Just let us talk to her for like comeon." "Just let us talk to her for like one minute." "Just let us talk to her for like one minute." "'FraidI can't." "One minute." "'FraidI can't." "Well,we'reafraidwe'llhave  'fraidI can't." "Well,we'reafraidwe'llhave  to pursue our other options, well,we'reafraidwe'llhave  to pursue our other options, then." "To pursue our other options, then." "Givemeoneminute." "Then." "Givemeoneminute." "The gentlemen from the givemeoneminute." "The gentlemen from the restaurant are here." "The gentlemen from the restaurant are here." "They'd like to speak with you restaurant are here." "They'd like to speak with you just briefly." "They'd like to speak with you just briefly." "I'monmy waytoa business just briefly." "I'monmy waytoa business and golf trip." "I'monmy waytoa business and golf trip." "I don't have time for this." "And golf trip." "I don't have time for this." "Please just reschedule." "I don't have time for this." "Please just reschedule." "Nowisnotagood time to please just reschedule." "Nowisnotagood time to talk to her." "Nowisnotagood time to talk to her." "I'm afraid you're just going to talk to her." "I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait." "I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait." "DidI hearhersay something have to wait." "DidI hearhersay something about a golf outing?" "DidI hearhersay something about a golf outing?" "Ms.birchis on herway toa  about a golf outing?" "Ms.birchis on herway toa  financial summit in scottsdale," "Ms.birchis on herway toa  financial summit in scottsdale, Arizona, but all the best deals financial summit in scottsdale, Arizona, but all the best deals are done on the links." "Arizona, but all the best deals are done on the links." "Youknowwhat?" "Are done on the links." "Youknowwhat?" "We might just have to go and youknowwhat?" "We might just have to go and play the back nine with her." "We might just have to go and play the back nine with her." "[chuckles]" "Play the back nine with her." "[chuckles] I'll see you in a couple of [chuckles] I'll see you in a couple of weeks." "Youknow,thereactuallyare other places we can go." "I think we should look into it." "Other places we can go." "I think we should look into it." "Okay." "I think we should look into it." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Grandmother'sfamousrecipe okay." "Grandmother'sfamousrecipe for tongue on rye." "Itsoundedlikeyou said "tongue." [ chuckles ]" ""Tongue." [ chuckles ] Idid." "[ Chuckles ] Idid." "It'scowtongue." "Idid." "It'scowtongue." "Oh,cowtongue." "It'scowtongue." "Oh,cowtongue." "Yeah, you know, I'm a diabetic, oh,cowtongue." "Yeah, you know, I'm a diabetic, so tongue, lips, face, all yeah, you know, I'm a diabetic, so tongue, lips, face, all that's from the neck up, I'm not so tongue, lips, face, all that's from the neck up, I'm not supposed to digest it." "That's from the neck up, I'm not supposed to digest it." "Mm." "Nicetry." "Supposed to digest it." "Mm." "Nicetry." "I'mgonnatrackher downin mm." "Nicetry." "I'mgonnatrackher downin scottsdale, Arizona." "I'mgonnatrackher downin scottsdale, Arizona." "I think her comment was a test." "Scottsdale, Arizona." "I think her comment was a test." "She purposely said it loud" "I think her comment was a test." "She purposely said it loud enough so that we would hear it." "She purposely said it loud enough so that we would hear it." "No." "Enough so that we would hear it." "No." "Yeah." "No." "Yeah." "Look, these big-player types, to yeah." "Look, these big-player types, to them, this is all just a game." "Look, these big-player types, to them, this is all just a game." "Why else would they go and do them, this is all just a game." "Why else would they go and do business on a golf course?" "Why else would they go and do business on a golf course?" "Canyouhelpme?" "Business on a golf course?" "Canyouhelpme?" "I'mataloss." "Canyouhelpme?" "I'mataloss." "Solet'splayit." "I'mataloss." "Solet'splayit." "Let's play their game." "Solet'splayit." "Let's play their game." "I'm gonna go to the resort and let's play their game." "I'm gonna go to the resort and blend in with the millionaire" "I'm gonna go to the resort and blend in with the millionaire crowd." "Blend in with the millionaire crowd." "Uh,nooffense,dude,but crowd." "Uh,nooffense,dude,but that takes some major uh,nooffense,dude,but that takes some major camouflage." "That takes some major camouflage." "Hey." "Camouflage." "Hey." "Justletme worryaboutthat , hey." "Justletme worryaboutthat , okay?" "Justletme worryaboutthat , okay?" "Okay,look,man." "Okay?" "Okay,look,man." "Alast-minuteplaneticket, okay,look,man." "Alast-minuteplaneticket, though?" "Alast-minuteplaneticket, though?" "A five-star executive suite?" "Though?" "A five-star executive suite?" "Plus, your blending in would a five-star executive suite?" "Plus, your blending in would cost more than we all can afford plus, your blending in would cost more than we all can afford to put together." "Cost more than we all can afford to put together." "So, sorry to be a prick, but we to put together." "So, sorry to be a prick, but we all know how your financial so, sorry to be a prick, but we all know how your financial adventures turned out in the all know how your financial adventures turned out in the past." "Adventures turned out in the past." "Look,thatwasalong time  past." "Look,thatwasalong time  ago, okay?" "Look,thatwasalong time  ago, okay?" "I have learned from those ago, okay?" "I have learned from those mistakes." "I have learned from those mistakes." "I'mnotso sure." "Mistakes." "I'mnotso sure." "Okay." "Whathavewegotto" "I'mnotso sure." "Okay." "Whathavewegotto lose, other than our own shirts?" "Okay." "Whathavewegotto lose, other than our own shirts?" "Let's see if he can pull this lose, other than our own shirts?" "Let's see if he can pull this off." "Let's see if he can pull this off." "Wherewegonnaget the seed off." "Wherewegonnaget the seed money?" "Wherewegonnaget the seed money?" "What, are we gonna ask the money?" "What, are we gonna ask the lipnicks?" "What, are we gonna ask the lipnicks?" "We can't gamble on their money." "Lipnicks?" "We can't gamble on their money." "We haven't made them any money." "We can't gamble on their money." "We haven't made them any money." "It's ridiculous." "We haven't made them any money." "It's ridiculous." "Okay." "Youknowwhat?" "It's ridiculous." "Okay." "Youknowwhat?" "Let's just eat." "Okay." "Youknowwhat?" "Let's just eat." "Come on." "Let's just eat." "Come on." "I've been waiting all day to see come on." "I've been waiting all day to see you try this." "I've been waiting all day to see you try this." "[chuckles]" "You try this." "[chuckles] Picklefirst?" "[Chuckles] Picklefirst?" "Nope." "What'sthis?" "Openit." "It's our new visa." "Might as well break it in." "Whatifthedealdoesn'tgo might as well break it in." "Whatifthedealdoesn'tgo through?" "Whatifthedealdoesn'tgo through?" "AtleastI'llhaveahappy  through?" "AtleastI'llhaveahappy  husband." "AtleastI'llhaveahappy  husband." "Happy he at least gave it a try." "Husband." "Happy he at least gave it a try." "Iloveyou." "Happy he at least gave it a try." "Iloveyou." "Mmm." "Iloveyou." "Mmm." "Goget'em,tiger." "Mmm." "Goget'em,tiger." "Comehere." "Goget'em,tiger." "Comehere." "♪..." "Surelyfindaway comehere." "♪..." "Surelyfindaway ♪ working together day by day herewego ." "Thankyou,my goodman ." "Andwenevermet ." "Fairenough." "You guys have room for one more?" "Hi." "[ golf clubs clattering ]" "Sorry!" "Justalittle-- little tournament stress." "Uh..." "I'm just gonna " " I'm just little tournament stress." "Uh..." "I'm just gonna " " I'm just gonna go again." "Uh..." "I'm just gonna " " I'm just gonna go again." "Yeah." "Relax." "Relax." "Eyes on the ball." "Relax." "Eyes on the ball." "Head down." "Eyes on the ball." "Head down." "Feet shoulder-width apart." "Head down." "Feet shoulder-width apart." "Eyes on the ball." "Feet shoulder-width apart." "Eyes on the ball." "Keep your head down." "Eyes on the ball." "Keep your head down." "Eyes on the ball." "Keep your head down." "Eyes on the ball." "Mind on the ball." "Wow." "You are still the same lousy shooter after all this time." "You are still the same lousy shooter after all this time." "Nothing's changed." "Shooter after all this time." "Nothing's changed." "What?" "Nothing's changed." "What?" "That's what my friends used to what?" "That's what my friends used to call me back in high -- that's what my friends used to call me back in high -- I'mAlexbirch." "Call me back in high -- I'mAlexbirch." "Nice to make your acquaintance" "I'mAlexbirch." "Nice to make your acquaintance again." "Nice to make your acquaintance again." "Ms.birch." "Again." "Ms.birch." "Nice to meet you." "Ms.birch." "Nice to meet you." "Again?" "Nice to meet you." "Again?" "Alex?" "Again?" "Alex?" "Alex roverson?" "!" "Alex?" "Alex roverson?" "!" "[chuckles]" "Alex roverson?" "!" "[chuckles] It's Alex birch now -- my [chuckles] It's Alex birch now -- my married name." "It's Alex birch now -- my married name." "Noway!" "Married name." "Noway!" "[ laughs ]" "Noway!" "[ laughs ] Oh, my God!" "[ Laughs ] Oh, my God!" "How are you?" "!" "Oh, my God!" "How are you?" "!" "Oh!" "How are you?" "!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Wow." "Oh!" "Wow." "You haven't changed much." "Wow." "You haven't changed much." "Comeon." "You haven't changed much." "Comeon." "At least say I lost some of my comeon." "At least say I lost some of my baby fat." "At least say I lost some of my baby fat." "Well,yeah,of course." "Baby fat." "Well,yeah,of course." "I mean..." "Well,yeah,of course." "I mean..." "Y-you looked great in high" "I mean..." "Y-you looked great in high school, but..." "Y-you looked great in high school, but..." "You look even better now." "School, but..." "You look even better now." "Thanks." "You look even better now." "Thanks." "You look good, too..." "Thanks." "You look good, too..." "Especially on that first tee." "You look good, too..." "Especially on that first tee." "Wow." "Especially on that first tee." "Wow." "So, how is it that you ended up wow." "So, how is it that you ended up in L.A. franchising restaurants?" "So, how is it that you ended up in L.A. franchising restaurants?" "Oh." "In L.A. franchising restaurants?" "Oh." "Um..." "Oh." "Um..." "I was in New York for seven um..." "I was in New York for seven years playing the market." "I was in New York for seven years playing the market." "I did okay, but then, like years playing the market." "I did okay, but then, like everyone else, when the market" "I did okay, but then, like everyone else, when the market crashed, I lost my shirt, so I everyone else, when the market crashed, I lost my shirt, so I decided to move to L.A. and" "crashed, I lost my shirt, so I decided to move to L.A. and start fresh." "Decided to move to L.A. and start fresh." "My buddy Scott askey -- you start fresh." "My buddy Scott askey -- you remember Scotty?" "My buddy Scott askey -- you remember Scotty?" "Mm-hmm." "Remember Scotty?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah,he-- he decidedtoput mm-hmm." "Yeah,he-- he decidedtoput me up until I could get back on yeah,he-- he decidedtoput me up until I could get back on my feet." "Me up until I could get back on my feet." "Mm." "GuessScottyand Ishare my feet." "Mm." "GuessScottyand Ishare something -- getting you back on mm." "GuessScottyand Ishare something -- getting you back on your feet." "Something -- getting you back on your feet." "It's funny how we ended up being your feet." "It's funny how we ended up being neighbors again." "It's funny how we ended up being neighbors again." "Well,I livein theFairfax neighbors again." "Well,I livein theFairfax district." "Well,I livein theFairfax district." "I'm guessing you're more of a district." "I'm guessing you're more of a Beverly hills, malibu girl." "So, Alex birch now, huh?" "Wow." "That is just..." "Is your husband here with you?" "Wow." "That is just..." "Is your husband here with you?" "Myex-husband." "Is your husband here with you?" "Myex-husband." "Frankly, I don't know where myex-husband." "Frankly, I don't know where he is." "Frankly, I don't know where he is." "I don't like the word he is." "I don't like the word "divorcée," so I like to refer" "I don't like the word "divorcée," so I like to refer to myself as a free bird." ""Divorcée," so I like to refer to myself as a free bird." "And you?" "To myself as a free bird." "And you?" "Uh,married." "And you?" "Uh,married." "Four months ago." "Uh,married." "Four months ago." "Congrats." "Four months ago." "Congrats." "Is she here?" "Congrats." "Is she here?" "I'd love to meet her." "Is she here?" "I'd love to meet her." "No." "I camealone." "I'd love to meet her." "No." "I camealone." "This is a business trip, after no." "I camealone." "This is a business trip, after all." "This is a business trip, after all." "Though, given our history, I all." "Though, given our history, I don't know if this is such a though, given our history, I don't know if this is such a good idea." "Don't know if this is such a good idea." "Youstillhaven'tforgiven good idea." "Youstillhaven'tforgiven me." "Youstillhaven'tforgiven me." "Look, um, maybe I can make it up me." "Look, um, maybe I can make it up to you now." "Look, um, maybe I can make it up to you now." "Join me for dinner." "To you now." "Join me for dinner." "I will order something extra join me for dinner." "I will order something extra special -- corn dogs with a side" "I will order something extra special -- corn dogs with a side of Mac and cheese." "Special -- corn dogs with a side of Mac and cheese." "Yourememberthat?" "Of Mac and cheese." "Yourememberthat?" "You'dbesurprisedbywhat  yourememberthat?" "You'dbesurprisedbywhat  else I remember." "You'dbesurprisedbywhat  else I remember." "Hey, um, I was gonna go to a else I remember." "Hey, um, I was gonna go to a club tonight to see some jazz." "Hey, um, I was gonna go to a club tonight to see some jazz." "You want to come with me?" "Club tonight to see some jazz." "You want to come with me?" "Yes." "You want to come with me?" "Yes." "Who says no to jazz?" "[ Jazz music playing ]" "[ Ringtone plays ]" "[ Ringing stops ]" "So..." "How many do you want?" "What?" "How many do you want?" "What?" "Howmanyfranchisebranches what?" "Howmanyfranchisebranches do you want?" "Howmanyfranchisebranches do you want?" "Oh." "Um..." "Do you want?" "Oh." "Um..." "Well, our initial roll-out plan oh." "Um..." "Well, our initial roll-out plan was to have 25 in 5 years." "Well, our initial roll-out plan was to have 25 in 5 years." "Howabout50 in 3years?" "Was to have 25 in 5 years." "Howabout50 in 3years?" "Whatwouldbe theterms?" "Howabout50 in 3years?" "Whatwouldbe theterms?" "Ifyoucanstay,wecanwork whatwouldbe theterms?" "Ifyoucanstay,wecanwork out the details over the next ifyoucanstay,wecanwork out the details over the next few days." "Out the details over the next few days." "Idon'tknowwhattosay." "Few days." "Idon'tknowwhattosay." "Youcouldsayno." "[ Soft music playing ]" "Whotoldyoutochange partners?" "Alex, you're supposed to be with partners?" "Alex, you're supposed to be with Steve, Mike with Kimberly." "Alex, you're supposed to be with Steve, Mike with Kimberly." "And no head on chest." "Steve, Mike with Kimberly." "And no head on chest." "Butsheaskedmypermission." "And no head on chest." "Butsheaskedmypermission." "Youcouldsayno." "Butsheaskedmypermission." "Youcouldsayno." "WhywouldI?" "Youcouldsayno." "WhywouldI?" "I love her." "WhywouldI?" "I love her." "[ laughter ]" "[ Jazz music playing ]" "[ Ringtone playing ]" "Hey,babe." "Hi!" "What'sgoingon?" "It's Scott and Dylan." "Hi!" "What'sgoingon?" "It's Scott and Dylan." "We've been trying to reach you." "It's Scott and Dylan." "We've been trying to reach you." "What'sup,man?" "We've been trying to reach you." "What'sup,man?" "Oh." "Yeah." "What'sup,man?" "Oh." "Yeah." "I'm good." "Oh." "Yeah." "I'm good." "Everything's good here." "I'm good." "Everything's good here." "Just, uh..." "Working on the deal." "Everything's good here." "Just, uh..." "Working on the deal." "Yousoundawful." "Just, uh..." "Working on the deal." "Yousoundawful." "Are you getting enough sleep?" "Yousoundawful." "Are you getting enough sleep?" "Notreally." "Are you getting enough sleep?" "Notreally." "Uh, wheeling' and dealin' is -- notreally." "Uh, wheeling' and dealin' is -- it is hard work." "Uh, wheeling' and dealin' is -- it is hard work." "Okay." "Wheelin'anddealin'." "It is hard work." "Okay." "Wheelin'anddealin'." "Listen " " I got a couple okay." "Wheelin'anddealin'." "Listen " " I got a couple questions, man, I wanted to go listen " " I got a couple questions, man, I wanted to go over with you before the questions, man, I wanted to go over with you before the meeting." "Over with you before the meeting." "What time is the meeting?" "Meeting." "What time is the meeting?" "It'sfinished." "What time is the meeting?" "It'sfinished." "Damnit!" "It'sfinished." "Damnit!" "Mike, why didn't you call me damnit!" "Mike, why didn't you call me before you screwed everything" "Mike, why didn't you call me before you screwed everything up, man?" "Before you screwed everything up, man?" "Dude,chillout,okay?" "Up, man?" "Dude,chillout,okay?" "[ breathes deeply ]" "Dude,chillout,okay?" "[ breathes deeply ] I nailed it." "[ Breathes deeply ] I nailed it." "Guess what -- we got" "I nailed it." "Guess what -- we got 50 branches." "Guess what -- we got 50 branches." "Wegot50 branches?" "50 branches." "Wegot50 branches?" "All right, what's the catch, wegot50 branches?" "All right, what's the catch, Mike?" "All right, what's the catch, Mike?" "Nocatch." "Mike?" "Nocatch." "I just got to stay here for a nocatch." "I just got to stay here for a couple more days and finalize" "I just got to stay here for a couple more days and finalize the details." "Couple more days and finalize the details." "That'sunbelievable!" "The details." "That'sunbelievable!" "That's fanta-- that'sunbelievable!" "That's fanta-- how did you talk her into that?" "That's fanta-- how did you talk her into that?" "Iwilltellyou all about how did you talk her into that?" "Iwilltellyou all about that when I get back." "Iwilltellyou all about that when I get back." "Whenareyouback?" "That when I get back." "Whenareyouback?" "Whenareyoucomingback ?" "Whenareyouback?" "Whenareyoucomingback ?" "I miss you." "Whenareyoucomingback ?" "I miss you." "Okay,yeah,Imissyou, too." "I miss you." "Okay,yeah,Imissyou, too." "Um, I got to go." "Okay,yeah,Imissyou, too." "Um, I got to go." "There is a meeting." "Um, I got to go." "There is a meeting." "It is urgent, okay?" "There is a meeting." "It is urgent, okay?" "I'll talk to you later." "It is urgent, okay?" "I'll talk to you later." "Bye." "I'll talk to you later." "Bye." "[ cellphone beeps ]" "Bye." "[ cellphone beeps ] Cheers." "[ Cellphone beeps ] Cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Wedidit ." "Cheers." "Wedidit ." "Goodmorning,lazybum ." "Wedidit ." "Goodmorning,lazybum ." "Morning." "Goodmorning,lazybum ." "Morning." "Whowasthat?" "Morning." "Whowasthat?" "The wife?" "Whowasthat?" "The wife?" "No." "The wife?" "No." "Yeah." "It -- it was, and Scotty." "No." "Yeah." "It -- it was, and Scotty." "Comeon." "Yeah." "It -- it was, and Scotty." "Comeon." "Let's beat everyone to the comeon." "Let's beat everyone to the links." "Let's beat everyone to the links." "I'mnotexactlyamatchfor links." "I'mnotexactlyamatchfor you." "I'mnotexactlyamatchfor you." "I mean, I'm a beginner at this." "You." "I mean, I'm a beginner at this." "Rememberwhenyoutaughtme" "I mean, I'm a beginner at this." "Rememberwhenyoutaughtme how to dance?" "Rememberwhenyoutaughtme how to dance?" "I used to trip all over the how to dance?" "I used to trip all over the floor?" "I used to trip all over the floor?" "Well, it's payback time." "Floor?" "Well, it's payback time." "Come on." "Go -- get dressed." "Well, it's payback time." "Come on." "Go -- get dressed." "[ rock music plays ]" "Come on." "Go -- get dressed." "[ rock music plays ] ♪I didn'tseeit [ rock music plays ] ♪I didn'tseeit ♪ I didn't see it coming" "♪I didn'tseeit ♪ I didn't see it coming ♪ I can't believe it" "♪ I didn't see it coming ♪ I can't believe it ♪ it's really stunning" "♪ I can't believe it ♪ it's really stunning ♪ and now I feel so strong" "♪ it's really stunning ♪ and now I feel so strong ♪ it's been way too long" "♪ and now I feel so strong ♪ it's been way too long ♪ I just remember that I forgot" "♪ it's been way too long ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪" "♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪" "♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ oh, this feelin' about you ♪ ♪ oh, this feelin' ♪ I've been rediscovered" "♪ oh, this feelin' ♪ I've been rediscovered ♪ it's got me breathin'" "♪ I've been rediscovered ♪ it's got me breathin' ♪ like a teenage lover" "♪ it's got me breathin' ♪ like a teenage lover ♪ and it feels so right" "♪ like a teenage lover ♪ and it feels so right ♪ better hold on," "♪ and it feels so right ♪ better hold on, hold on tight ♪" "♪ better hold on, hold on tight ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot hold on tight ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪" "♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remembered about you ♪ ♪ I just remembered ♪ oh, you'd come back to me" "♪ I just remembered ♪ oh, you'd come back to me let'sgodrink." "♪ Oh, you'd come back to me let'sgodrink." "[ cheers and applause ]" "Let'sgodrink." "[ cheers and applause ] Whoo!" "[ Cheers and applause ] Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Comeon!" "Whoo!" "Comeon!" "Let'sseewhatyou 'vegot ." "Comeon!" "Let'sseewhatyou 'vegot ." "Allright,herewego." "Let'sseewhatyou 'vegot ." "Allright,herewego." "That's one." "That's one!" "Allright,herewego." "That's one." "That's one!" "Yeah!" "That's one." "That's one!" "Yeah!" "Let'sgo!" "Comeon!" "Yeah!" "Let'sgo!" "Comeon!" "Three." "Let'sgo!" "Comeon!" "Three." "Comeon!" "Yougot it!" "Three." "Comeon!" "Yougot it!" "Yeah!" "Comeon!" "Yougot it!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" "Whoo!" "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" "Oh!" "Inyourface!" "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" "Oh!" "Inyourface!" "Come on." "You ready?" "Oh!" "Inyourface!" "Come on." "You ready?" "Here we go." "Come on." "You ready?" "Here we go." "Whoo!" "Here we go." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "[laughs]" "Whoo!" "[laughs] Whoo!" "[Laughs] Whoo!" "Comeon!" "Youcan doit!" "Whoo!" "Comeon!" "Youcan doit!" "Come on, baby!" "Comeon!" "Youcan doit!" "Come on, baby!" "Aah!" "Two!" "Come on, baby!" "Aah!" "Two!" "Go,go,go ,go ,go ,go ,go !" "Aah!" "Two!" "Go,go,go ,go ,go ,go ,go !" "Whoo!" "Go,go,go ,go ,go ,go ,go !" "Whoo!" "Aah!" "Whoo!" "Aah!" "Onemore!" "Onemore!" "Aah!" "Onemore!" "Onemore!" "Aaaaaaah!" "Onemore!" "Onemore!" "Aaaaaaah!" "Aah!" "Aaaaaaah!" "Aah!" "Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br!" "Aah!" "Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br!" "Here we go!" "Aah!" "Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br!" "Here we go!" "Aah!" "[ cheers and applause ]" "Here we go!" "Aah!" "[ cheers and applause ] Whoo!" "[ Cheers and applause ] Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Onemore!" "Onemore!" "Yeah!" "Onemore!" "Onemore!" "One more!" "One more!" "Onemore!" "Onemore!" "One more!" "One more!" "All:" "Go,go ,go ,go ,go ,go , one more!" "One more!" "All:" "Go,go ,go ,go ,go ,go , go, go, go, go!" "All:" "Go,go ,go ,go ,go ,go , go, go, go, go!" "[ cheers and applause ]" "Go, go, go, go!" "[ cheers and applause ] ♪I justrememberthatI [ cheers and applause ] ♪I justrememberthatI forget about you ♪" "♪I justrememberthatI forget about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot forget about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪" "♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪" "♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ ♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪" "♪ I just remember that I forgot about you ♪ well,ifyourflightwasat about you ♪ well,ifyourflightwasat 3:00, I could've dropped you off well,ifyourflightwasat 3:00, I could've dropped you off at the airport." "3:00, I could've dropped you off at the airport." "Iknow,Iknow." "At the airport." "Iknow,Iknow." "You got to run." "Iknow,Iknow." "You got to run." "Tournament's about to start." "You got to run." "Tournament's about to start." "IfyouwaituntilMonday,we tournament's about to start." "IfyouwaituntilMonday,we could go together." "IfyouwaituntilMonday,we could go together." "Ihaveto reportbacktomy  could go together." "Ihaveto reportbacktomy  boss before I get fired." "Ihaveto reportbacktomy  boss before I get fired." "Iunderstand." "Boss before I get fired." "Iunderstand." "I really enjoyed our time" "Iunderstand." "I really enjoyed our time together." "I really enjoyed our time together." "Metoo." "Together." "Metoo." "I'll see you in L.A.?" "Mwah." "[ engine turns over ]" "Dude,youlooklikeshit ." "Nicetoseeyou ,too ." "Didyougetthe l.O.I." "Nicetoseeyou ,too ." "Didyougetthe l.O.I. Signed?" "Didyougetthe l.O.I. Signed?" "Notyet." "Signed?" "Notyet." "Bro,youknowhow iffythese notyet." "Bro,youknowhow iffythese deals can be." "Bro,youknowhow iffythese deals can be." "You said you had it in the bag." "Deals can be." "You said you had it in the bag." "Dude,relax." "You said you had it in the bag." "Dude,relax." "The deal is locked in." "Dude,relax." "The deal is locked in." "Whatmakesyousosure ?" "The deal is locked in." "Whatmakesyousosure ?" "Ifoundashortcut." "You know their c.E.O., Alex birch?" "Her maiden name is" "Alex birch?" "Her maiden name is Alex roverson." "Her maiden name is Alex roverson." "Alex..." "Alex roverson." "Alex..." "Alex roverson?" "Alex..." "Alex roverson?" "The prom queen who went missing" "Alex roverson?" "The prom queen who went missing Alex roverson?" "The prom queen who went missing Alex roverson?" "Mm-hmm." "Alex roverson?" "Mm-hmm." "Yougotto be kiddingme." "Mm-hmm." "Yougotto be kiddingme." "So, why didn't you get the yougotto be kiddingme." "So, why didn't you get the l.O.I. Signed again?" "So, why didn't you get the l.O.I. Signed again?" "Alexiscomingtothe l.O.I. Signed again?" "Alexiscomingtothe restaurant on Friday." "Alexiscomingtothe restaurant on Friday." "I thought it'd be more official restaurant on Friday." "I thought it'd be more official that way." "I thought it'd be more official that way." "Hmm." "That way." "Hmm." "So, if you weren't there closing" "Hmm." "So, if you weren't there closing the deal, what were you doing so, if you weren't there closing the deal, what were you doing there the whole time?" "The deal, what were you doing there the whole time?" "Hmm?" "There the whole time?" "Hmm?" "Wewerejustcatchingupon" "Hmm?" "Wewerejustcatchingupon  things, you know, doing the wewerejustcatchingupon  things, you know, doing the whole p.R. Game with her, things, you know, doing the whole p.R. Game with her, telling her what a great" "whole p.R. Game with her, telling her what a great franchise lipnick's is gonna be." "Telling her what a great franchise lipnick's is gonna be." "Fivedaysis alongtime to franchise lipnick's is gonna be." "Fivedaysis alongtime to talk." "Fivedaysis alongtime to talk." "Did she tell you why she went talk." "Did she tell you why she went missing prom night?" "Did she tell you why she went missing prom night?" "Oh." "Okay." "Missing prom night?" "Oh." "Okay." "You know what?" "Oh." "Okay." "You know what?" "Wait." "Whatareyou doing?" "You know what?" "Wait." "Whatareyou doing?" "Rick." "Wait." "Whatareyou doing?" "Rick." "Yeah, look, can you set up the" "Rick." "Yeah, look, can you set up the backup meetings for fresco and yeah, look, can you set up the backup meetings for fresco and k.C. And company?" "Backup meetings for fresco and k.C. And company?" "Really?" "K.C. And company?" "Really?" "Yeah." "Really?" "Yeah." "Okay, thanks, man." "Yeah." "Okay, thanks, man." "Whatareyoudoing?" "Okay, thanks, man." "Whatareyoudoing?" "Yeah,I 'vebeendoingsome whatareyoudoing?" "Yeah,I 'vebeendoingsome talking, too, myself, all right?" "Yeah,I 'vebeendoingsome talking, too, myself, all right?" "Just in case." "Talking, too, myself, all right?" "Just in case." "Dude,wehaveadeal ." "Just in case." "Dude,wehaveadeal ." "Idon'twantadeal ." "Dude,wehaveadeal ." "Idon'twantadeal ." "I don't even think we should be" "Idon'twantadeal ." "I don't even think we should be doing business with her in the" "I don't even think we should be doing business with her in the first place." "Doing business with her in the first place." "Scotty,youworrytoo much." "First place." "Scotty,youworrytoo much." "Yeah,yeah." "Scotty,youworrytoo much." "Yeah,yeah." "I'm the idiot." "Yeah,yeah." "I'm the idiot." "You're the optimist." "I forgot." "Shit." "Does Alex really live there?" "Dude, if I were you, I wouldn't does Alex really live there?" "Dude, if I were you, I wouldn't dare go anywhere near her." "Dude, if I were you, I wouldn't dare go anywhere near her." "Yeah,Mike,Ithinkyou dare go anywhere near her." "Yeah,Mike,Ithinkyou should really reconsider yeah,Mike,Ithinkyou should really reconsider Kimberly." "Should really reconsider Kimberly." "Dude,sheprobablythinks" "Kimberly." "Dude,sheprobablythinks you're some millionaire's son dude,sheprobablythinks you're some millionaire's son with all those boss shirts you're some millionaire's son with all those boss shirts you've been borrowing from" "with all those boss shirts you've been borrowing from Scott." "You've been borrowing from Scott." "Those boss shirts that I've been" "Scott." "Those boss shirts that I've been borrowing from Scott don't even those boss shirts that I've been borrowing from Scott don't even make Scott look like a borrowing from Scott don't even make Scott look like a millionaire, dude." "Make Scott look like a millionaire, dude." "You guys are just jealous." "Millionaire, dude." "You guys are just jealous." "I'm an optimist, all right?" "You guys are just jealous." "I'm an optimist, all right?" "I look at the brighter side of" "I'm an optimist, all right?" "I look at the brighter side of things." "I look at the brighter side of things." "Okay?" "Things." "Okay?" "Bye-bye." "Okay?" "Bye-bye." "Youwantus to wait?" "Bye-bye." "Youwantus to wait?" "No." "Youwantus to wait?" "No." "Alex said we'll take her limo." "No." "Alex said we'll take her limo." "[laughs]" "Alex said we'll take her limo." "[laughs] Okay." "Let'sgo ." "[Laughs] Okay." "Let'sgo ." "No,waitasec ." "I'mhereto pickupAlex ." "She's expecting me." "Tux, corsage, prom date." "She's expecting me." "Tux, corsage, prom date." "You'remistaken,youngman ." "Tux, corsage, prom date." "You'remistaken,youngman ." "Miss Alex has left for the you'remistaken,youngman ." "Miss Alex has left for the weekend." "Miss Alex has left for the weekend." "Ho-ho." "Weekend." "Ho-ho." "Come on, big guy." "Ho-ho." "Come on, big guy." "No, we, uh -- we have a date." "Come on, big guy." "No, we, uh -- we have a date." "Sir, I mean, it's prom." "No, we, uh -- we have a date." "Sir, I mean, it's prom." "She -- she can't be gone." "Sir, I mean, it's prom." "She -- she can't be gone." "She has to be here." "She -- she can't be gone." "She has to be here." "So can you call her down here so she has to be here." "So can you call her down here so I can talk to her?" "So can you call her down here so I can talk to her?" "AreyouimplyingthatI've" "I can talk to her?" "AreyouimplyingthatI've  lied to you?" "AreyouimplyingthatI've  lied to you?" "No." "No,no ,no ." "Lied to you?" "No." "No,no ,no ." "Just -- just that there's no." "No,no ,no ." "Just -- just that there's apparently a misunderstanding." "Just -- just that there's apparently a misunderstanding." "Is there someone else that I can apparently a misunderstanding." "Is there someone else that I can talk to, like how about the is there someone else that I can talk to, like how about the driver?" "Talk to, like how about the driver?" "I mean, he must know her plans." "Driver?" "I mean, he must know her plans." "I'mthelimodriver." "I mean, he must know her plans." "I'mthelimodriver." "What?" "I'mthelimodriver." "What?" "How do you guard the house and what?" "How do you guard the house and drive at the same -- how do you guard the house and drive at the same -- it'snoneof yourbusiness drive at the same -- it'snoneof yourbusiness what I do." "It'snoneof yourbusiness what I do." "Now you need to leave." "What I do." "Now you need to leave." "You can do that the easy or the now you need to leave." "You can do that the easy or the hard way." "You can do that the easy or the hard way." "I strongly suggest the easy way." "Hard way." "I strongly suggest the easy way." "Up to you." "I strongly suggest the easy way." "Up to you." "[ gate rattling ]" "[ Fingers click ] Whereyougoing?" "Alex!" "Alex!" "Whereyougoing?" "Alex!" "Alex!" "Alex!" "Alex!" "Alex!" "Alex!" "Givehimto me ." "Alex!" "Givehimto me ." "Alex,comeoutside!" "Givehimto me ." "Alex,comeoutside!" "Come outside right now!" "Alex,comeoutside!" "Come outside right now!" "I'm here to pick you up!" "Come outside right now!" "I'm here to pick you up!" "Alex!" "I'm here to pick you up!" "Alex!" "Unh!" "Alex!" "Unh!" "Okay." "All right." "Unh!" "Okay." "All right." "Alex!" "Okay." "All right." "Alex!" "Ow!" "Aah!" "Alex!" "Ow!" "Aah!" "Alex, come outside!" "Ow!" "Aah!" "Alex, come outside!" "Alex, I'm here to pick you up!" "Alex, come outside!" "Alex, I'm here to pick you up!" "I have your corsage!" "Alex, I'm here to pick you up!" "I have your corsage!" "It's purple!" "I have your corsage!" "It's purple!" "It matches my tie!" "It's purple!" "It matches my tie!" "Alex!" "It matches my tie!" "Alex!" "[ car door closes ]" "Alex!" "[ car door closes ] Youokay?" "[ Car door closes ] Youokay?" "Yeah." "No!" "Stop!" "What?" "Shit." "What?" "Shit." "Sorry, honey." "Shit." "Sorry, honey." "I was just having a bad dream." "Sorry, honey." "I was just having a bad dream." "Hey, wifey." "I was just having a bad dream." "Hey, wifey." "Hi,hubby." "Hi." "You'rejet-laggedlikeyou  went to Europe or something." "Look at that picture there." "Don'tworry." "One day, lipnick's is gonna have don'tworry." "One day, lipnick's is gonna have all the magazine ads." "One day, lipnick's is gonna have all the magazine ads." "I'mnottalkingaboutthat  all the magazine ads." "I'mnottalkingaboutthat  one." "I'mnottalkingaboutthat  one." "The one to the right of it." "One." "The one to the right of it." "Thatmagazinewentout of the one to the right of it." "Thatmagazinewentout of business." "Thatmagazinewentout of business." "They're gonna be gone within a business." "They're gonna be gone within a month." "They're gonna be gone within a month." "Canyoustoptalkingabout month." "Canyoustoptalkingabout business?" "Canyoustoptalkingabout business?" "I'm talking about family." "Business?" "I'm talking about family." "Ofcourse." "I'm talking about family." "Ofcourse." "I'm talking about family, too." "Ofcourse." "I'm talking about family, too." "I am talking about our" "I'm talking about family, too." "I am talking about our family's..." "Future." "I am talking about our family's..." "Future." "Oh." "Family's..." "Future." "Oh." "I want to have twins just like oh." "I want to have twins just like that -- one that looks like you" "I want to have twins just like that -- one that looks like you and one that looks like me." "That -- one that looks like you and one that looks like me." "Identical twins are so boring." "I'msorry." "Whatdoyoumean?" "Ikindof wastedyourmoney, whatdoyoumean?" "Ikindof wastedyourmoney, I think." "Ikindof wastedyourmoney, I think." "I don't think there's gonna be a" "I think." "I don't think there's gonna be a deal." "I don't think there's gonna be a deal." "But there are other companies deal." "But there are other companies we're gonna go to." "But there are other companies we're gonna go to." "I know a whole bunch of people we're gonna go to." "I know a whole bunch of people we can talk to." "I know a whole bunch of people we can talk to." "Relax." "We can talk to." "Relax." "You don't have to." "Relax." "You don't have to." "Let's just be happy with what we you don't have to." "Let's just be happy with what we have." "Mm." "I missed you." "Yeah?" "I missed you." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Howmuch?" "Yeah." "Howmuch?" "Alot." "Howmuch?" "Alot." "Really?" "Alot." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Hey." "Evening, madam." "Welcome to lipnick's." "Table for two?" "Welcome to lipnick's." "Table for two?" "Justone." "Table for two?" "Justone." "Comewithme ." "Your waitress will be right with you." "Isupposeyou'reDylan?" "You." "Isupposeyou'reDylan?" "Yeah." "Isupposeyou'reDylan?" "Yeah." "Have we met before?" "Yeah." "Have we met before?" "Alex" "Alexbirch." "Have we met before?" "Alex" "Alexbirch." "Oh." "Hi." "Alex" "Alexbirch." "Oh." "Hi." "It's so nice to meet you." "Oh." "Hi." "It's so nice to meet you." "Nicetomeetyou ,aswell ." "It's so nice to meet you." "Nicetomeetyou ,aswell ." "Hey,Alex." "Nicetomeetyou ,aswell ." "Hey,Alex." "Hey." "Hey,Alex." "Hey." "Wow." "Whatasurprise." "Hey." "Wow." "Whatasurprise." "Uh, this is -- this is my wife, wow." "Whatasurprise." "Uh, this is -- this is my wife, Dylan." "Uh, this is -- this is my wife, Dylan." "Dylan, this is, uh..." "Alex birch." "Dylan." "Dylan, this is, uh..." "Alex birch." "Igotit ." "Dylan, this is, uh..." "Alex birch." "Igotit ." "She'sthec.E.O.Of" "Igotit ." "She'sthec.E.O.Of girthan's -- she'sthec.E.O.Of girthan's -- IamjustanoldHighSchool  girthan's -- IamjustanoldHighSchool  classmate." "IamjustanoldHighSchool  classmate." "Mm-hmm." "Classmate." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "Mike told me." "Yeah." "Mike told me." "Um, please make yourself" "Mike told me." "Um, please make yourself comfortable, and welcome." "Um, please make yourself comfortable, and welcome." "Thankyou." "She's beautiful." "[ breathes deeply ] Why'd you go to fresco?" "[ Breathes deeply ] Why'd you go to fresco?" "They're my main competitors." "Why'd you go to fresco?" "They're my main competitors." "Uh,I " "I talkedto ,um , they're my main competitors." "Uh,I " "I talkedto ,um , some of the -- some of the -- uh,I " "I talkedto ,um , some of the -- some of the -- some of my partners, and, um..." "Some of the -- some of the -- some of my partners, and, um..." "Well, they were -- they were some of my partners, and, um..." "Well, they were -- they were afraid of a conflict of well, they were -- they were afraid of a conflict of interest." "Afraid of a conflict of interest." "Mike,cutthebullshit." "Interest." "Mike,cutthebullshit." "You don't trust me, do you?" "What'sthis?" "Proofoftrust." "Cash it anytime you see a red proofoftrust." "Cash it anytime you see a red flag." "Cash it anytime you see a red flag." "So come by my office, sign the flag." "So come by my office, sign the contract, and let's finalize so come by my office, sign the contract, and let's finalize this deal once and for all." "[ Engine turns over ]" "Wouldyouputthatback in our pocket, Mike?" "That's a lot of fucking money." "Our pocket, Mike?" "That's a lot of fucking money." "By the way, I think I'm really that's a lot of fucking money." "By the way, I think I'm really starting to like Alex." "By the way, I think I'm really starting to like Alex." "Youcan'tgetabetterproof  starting to like Alex." "Youcan'tgetabetterproof  of trust than that check." "Youcan'tgetabetterproof  of trust than that check." "Okay." "Sowhatexactlydoyou of trust than that check." "Okay." "Sowhatexactlydoyou know about the divorce?" "Okay." "Sowhatexactlydoyou know about the divorce?" "Nothingotherthanthe fact know about the divorce?" "Nothingotherthanthe fact that she just had a rough time." "Nothingotherthanthe fact that she just had a rough time." "Okay,well,Iheard that she just had a rough time." "Okay,well,Iheard differently at the reunion last okay,well,Iheard differently at the reunion last year." "Differently at the reunion last year." "Apparently, she dumped the guy year." "Apparently, she dumped the guy after one year and ended up with apparently, she dumped the guy after one year and ended up with most of his money." "After one year and ended up with most of his money." "Youknowwhat?" "Most of his money." "Youknowwhat?" "That's probably just a lot of youknowwhat?" "That's probably just a lot of people talking smack." "That's probably just a lot of people talking smack." "Youknow,Idon 'treally people talking smack." "Youknow,Idon 'treally care, Mike." "Youknow,Idon 'treally care, Mike." "I just want to know." "Care, Mike." "I just want to know." "Is there anything between you" "I just want to know." "Is there anything between you two?" "Is there anything between you two?" "Dude, we all worked hard on two?" "Dude, we all worked hard on this." "Dude, we all worked hard on this." "Damnit,Scott,are you not  this." "Damnit,Scott,are you not  seeing the frickin' value in a damnit,Scott,are you not  seeing the frickin' value in a million-dollar check?" "Seeing the frickin' value in a million-dollar check?" "All those zer-- million-dollar check?" "All those zer-- are you kidding me?" "Really?" "All those zer-- are you kidding me?" "Really?" "Youknowwhat?" "Are you kidding me?" "Really?" "Youknowwhat?" "I'm not letting this come youknowwhat?" "I'm not letting this come between us." "I'm not letting this come between us." "I'm just returning it." "Between us." "I'm just returning it." "What?" "I'm just returning it." "What?" "Can you -- can I..." "What?" "Can you -- can I..." "Just hold it one last time?" "Can you -- can I..." "Just hold it one last time?" "Hey." "Just hold it one last time?" "Hey." "There will be plenty to hold in hey." "There will be plenty to hold in the future, buddy." "Fuck!" "You." "Whoareyou,sir ?" "You look familiar." "Whoareyou,sir ?" "You look familiar." "Yeah,sodo you." "You look familiar." "Yeah,sodo you." "You remind me of some a-hole yeah,sodo you." "You remind me of some a-hole back in punkton, Kansas, when I you remind me of some a-hole back in punkton, Kansas, when I was a kid." "Back in punkton, Kansas, when I was a kid." "Oh,yeah,Irememberyou." "Was a kid." "Oh,yeah,Irememberyou." "Sorry, kid." "Oh,yeah,Irememberyou." "Sorry, kid." "I mean "sir."" "Sorry, kid." "I mean "sir." I was just doing my job." "I mean "sir." I was just doing my job." "Come on in." "I was just doing my job." "Come on in." "You still pissed at me?" "Youknow,if you'dhavebeen  4 inches shorter back then, I would have taught you some 4 inches shorter back then, I would have taught you some manners." "Would have taught you some manners." "Youknow,shewas homethat  manners." "Youknow,shewas homethat  night." "Youknow,shewas homethat  night." "Sheliedto me ?" "Night." "Sheliedto me ?" "Ilied." "Sheliedto me ?" "Ilied." "She cried in her room for days," "Ilied." "She cried in her room for days, maybe weeks." "She cried in her room for days, maybe weeks." "Baby girl was in some major maybe weeks." "Baby girl was in some major pain." "Baby girl was in some major pain." "Seems boss man had some sort of pain." "Seems boss man had some sort of stick up his ass about your seems boss man had some sort of stick up his ass about your family being too -- too common." "Stick up his ass about your family being too -- too common." "She doesn't like to receive family being too -- too common." "She doesn't like to receive greetings on her birthday these she doesn't like to receive greetings on her birthday these days." "Greetings on her birthday these days." "Whoa,whoa,whoa." "Days." "Whoa,whoa,whoa." "Today's her birthday?" "Whoa,whoa,whoa." "Today's her birthday?" "Youdidn'tknow?" "Today's her birthday?" "Youdidn'tknow?" "Then why are you here?" "Youdidn'tknow?" "Then why are you here?" "Shit." "Then why are you here?" "Shit." "I should've brought a gift." "Holy shit." "Iknow." "Whoelselivesherewith her?" "Iknow." "Whoelselivesherewith her?" "Justher." "Whoelselivesherewith her?" "Justher." "This way." "No hard feelings, sir?" "Carry on." "[ Soft music playing ] Hi." "[ indistinct singing ]" "Happy birthday." "Thanks." "Whydon'tyoucomedown to thanks." "Whydon'tyoucomedown to lipnick's?" "Whydon'tyoucomedown to lipnick's?" "We'll make you a nice birthday lipnick's?" "We'll make you a nice birthday meal." "We'll make you a nice birthday meal." "Iwantto be alone,Mike." "Meal." "Iwantto be alone,Mike." "I think I deserve that." "Iwantto be alone,Mike." "I think I deserve that." "Oh,comeon ." "I think I deserve that." "Oh,comeon ." "Don't be like that." "Oh,comeon ." "Don't be like that." "Canyou..." "Don't be like that." "Canyou..." "Never mind." "Canyou..." "Never mind." "What?" "Never mind." "What?" "Canyouspare,like,three what?" "Canyouspare,like,three hours for me?" "Canyouspare,like,three hours for me?" "No one else?" "Hours for me?" "No one else?" "I promise -- no business." "I didn't think so." "Okay." "What do you want to do?" "Can you hear me?" "!" "Now can you hear me?" "Yes,I can." "Now can you hear me?" "Yes,I can." "[ chuckles ]" "Holycow!" "Wow." "This was your husband's?" "Wow." "This was your husband's?" "No." "Itwasmyfamily's." "This was your husband's?" "No." "Itwasmyfamily's." "But it's mine now that my dad's no." "Itwasmyfamily's." "But it's mine now that my dad's passed away." "But it's mine now that my dad's passed away." "Wow." "Passed away." "Wow." "Actually,I 'vegotsome wow." "Actually,I 'vegotsome clothes for you, if you want to actually,I 'vegotsome clothes for you, if you want to change." "Clothes for you, if you want to change." "[chuckles]" "Change." "[chuckles] Rightthroughthere." "[Chuckles] Rightthroughthere." "[chuckles]" "Hi." "Hereyougo ." "Is there anything else I can do for you, Ms. roverson?" "Is there anything else I can do for you, Ms. roverson?" "No,thankyou." "For you, Ms. roverson?" "No,thankyou." "You can go home for the rest of no,thankyou." "You can go home for the rest of the night." "You can go home for the rest of the night." "Happybirthday." "The night." "Happybirthday." "Thanks." "You know, there's a movie theater inside, and I have "superman" all cued up and ready theater inside, and I have "superman" all cued up and ready to go." ""Superman" all cued up and ready to go." ""Superman"- -wow." "To go." ""Superman"- -wow." "That brings back memories." ""Superman"- -wow." "That brings back memories." "Iknow." "That brings back memories." "Iknow." "You watched it two times in a" "Iknow." "You watched it two times in a row." "You watched it two times in a row." "Atthedrive-in." "Row." "Atthedrive-in." "How did you know that?" "Atthedrive-in." "How did you know that?" "Iwasthere..." "How did you know that?" "Iwasthere..." "In the last row..." "Iwasthere..." "In the last row..." "Watching you." "In the last row..." "Watching you." "I came there because I wanted to watching you." "I came there because I wanted to say goodbye, and I wanted to" "I came there because I wanted to say goodbye, and I wanted to apologize, but..." "Say goodbye, and I wanted to apologize, but..." "I wasn't allowed to." "Apologize, but..." "I wasn't allowed to." "I tried every excuse in the book" "I wasn't allowed to." "I tried every excuse in the book to sneak out of that car and" "I tried every excuse in the book to sneak out of that car and come see you, but the driver to sneak out of that car and come see you, but the driver wouldn't let me." "Come see you, but the driver wouldn't let me." "My dad's orders." "To superman." "Truth,justice,andthe  American way." "Truth,justice,andthe  American way." "[chuckles]" "American way." "[chuckles] You remember that scene when [chuckles] You remember that scene when he's able to spin the earth you remember that scene when he's able to spin the earth backwards?" "He's able to spin the earth backwards?" "Yeah." "Backwards?" "Yeah." "Sometimes I wish I could spin yeah." "Sometimes I wish I could spin the world back 13 years, you sometimes I wish I could spin the world back 13 years, you know?" "The world back 13 years, you know?" "Metoo." "I" "I can't." "Iunderstand." "Ican't,but..." "So,yougonnatellmewhere  you disappeared to last night?" "Oh,um..." "You disappeared to last night?" "Oh,um..." "I thought I told you." "Oh,um..." "I thought I told you." "I went to Alex's office." "I thought I told you." "I went to Alex's office." "Yeah,Scotttoldme, but I" "I went to Alex's office." "Yeah,Scotttoldme, but I thought that was yesterday yeah,Scotttoldme, but I thought that was yesterday afternoon." "Thought that was yesterday afternoon." "Yeah." "Afternoon." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know what?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know what?" "Yesterday was her birthday, and yeah." "You know what?" "Yesterday was her birthday, and I didn't even know." "Yesterday was her birthday, and I didn't even know." "Yeah, they had a big beach party" "I didn't even know." "Yeah, they had a big beach party for her out at her house in yeah, they had a big beach party for her out at her house in malibu." "For her out at her house in malibu." "I couldn't say no." "Malibu." "I couldn't say no." "I was gonna call you, but " "I couldn't say no." "I was gonna call you, but -- oh,that'sfine." "I was gonna call you, but -- oh,that'sfine." "Just didn't want you to drink oh,that'sfine." "Just didn't want you to drink and drive." "Just didn't want you to drink and drive." "Just worried about you." "Wehadaverygood meeting with fresco." "You want to know the way I see with fresco." "You want to know the way I see it?" "You want to know the way I see it?" "All right, look, fresco made a it?" "All right, look, fresco made a valid point -- we should start all right, look, fresco made a valid point -- we should start with five branches." "Valid point -- we should start with five branches." "That way, we all get to bed on with five branches." "That way, we all get to bed on time, we still reach our goal." "That way, we all get to bed on time, we still reach our goal." "Jesus,grandpa,whatare you , time, we still reach our goal." "Jesus,grandpa,whatare you , 80?" "Jesus,grandpa,whatare you , 80?" "We need to enter this thing with 80?" "We need to enter this thing with a big bang." "We need to enter this thing with a big bang." "Can't leave room for lots of a big bang." "Can't leave room for lots of little copycat's to start can't leave room for lots of little copycat's to start popping up." "Little copycat's to start popping up." "Yeah,I don'tevenknowwhy popping up." "Yeah,I don'tevenknowwhy we took that meeting today." "Yeah,I don'tevenknowwhy we took that meeting today." "I mean, we have a better deal at we took that meeting today." "I mean, we have a better deal at girthan's." "I mean, we have a better deal at girthan's." "Thankyou." "Didyoufuckher ?" "Scotty." "Justchecking." "Scotty." "Justchecking." "Ha!" "Justchecking." "Ha!" "Ah." "Ha!" "Ah." "Rick,couldyougiveusa ah." "Rick,couldyougiveusa minute?" "Rick,couldyougiveusa minute?" "Could you give us a minute, minute?" "Could you give us a minute, please?" "Could you give us a minute, please?" "Gotit." "Please?" "Gotit." "Okay,look,I'msorry." "Gotit." "Okay,look,I'msorry." "I shouldn't have said that." "Okay,look,I'msorry." "I shouldn't have said that." "But where were you last night," "I shouldn't have said that." "But where were you last night, Mike?" "But where were you last night, Mike?" "Huh?" "Mike?" "Huh?" "Scotty,let'stalkbusiness, huh?" "Scotty,let'stalkbusiness, okay?" "Scotty,let'stalkbusiness, okay?" "No biases, no conflicts of okay?" "No biases, no conflicts of interest." "No biases, no conflicts of interest." "She is giving us the deal of a interest." "She is giving us the deal of a lifetime." "She is giving us the deal of a lifetime." "Ineverdisagreedwiththat ." "Lifetime." "Ineverdisagreedwiththat ." "Andfortherecord,shedid" "Ineverdisagreedwiththat ." "Andfortherecord,shedid not stand me up at prom." "Andfortherecord,shedid not stand me up at prom." "It was her dad, not her." "Not stand me up at prom." "It was her dad, not her." "Well,whathappenedtoher it was her dad, not her." "Well,whathappenedtoher check?" "Well,whathappenedtoher check?" "Did you return it?" "Scott,Scotty,scottster..." "Do not fuck this up." "Just let's look at it this way." "Do not fuck this up." "Just let's look at it this way." "As long as we're making a pile just let's look at it this way." "As long as we're making a pile of cash, who really cares who as long as we're making a pile of cash, who really cares who fucks who?" "Of cash, who really cares who fucks who?" "Yeah,uh..." "Fucks who?" "Yeah,uh..." "Scotty..." "Yeah,uh..." "Scotty..." "No goof-ups." "Scotty..." "No goof-ups." "Trust me." "No goof-ups." "Trust me." "Yeah, I promise." "Trust me." "Yeah, I promise." "Well,I thinktheproposalis yeah, I promise." "Well,I thinktheproposalis perfect as is, so I'm signing well,I thinktheproposalis perfect as is, so I'm signing off on it." "We have a deal." "Wehaveadeal." "Wehaveadeal." "♪I thinkyouknow ♪ you know the truth ♪ you can see it in my eyes" "♪ you know the truth ♪ you can see it in my eyes that'scomingup ." "♪ You can see it in my eyes that'scomingup ." "Thatone." "That'scomingup ." "Thatone." "♪everytimeIlook through thatone." "♪everytimeIlook through you ♪" "♪everytimeIlook through you ♪ [ Both laugh ]" "You ♪ [ Both laugh ] ♪ it won't be long [ both laugh ] ♪ it won't be long ♪ a year, maybe two" "♪ it won't be long ♪ a year, maybe two ♪ till I'm coming to you" "♪ a year, maybe two ♪ till I'm coming to you ♪ coming home to you" "♪ till I'm coming to you ♪ coming home to you ♪ there she is" "♪ coming home to you ♪ there she is ♪ the woman of the hour" "♪ there she is ♪ the woman of the hour ♪ so naive to all my scheming" "♪ the woman of the hour ♪ so naive to all my scheming ♪ so unaware of my power" "♪ so naive to all my scheming ♪ so unaware of my power ♪ she'll scratch and scream" "♪ so unaware of my power ♪ she'll scratch and scream ♪scratchandscream" "♪ she'll scratch and scream ♪scratchandscream ♪tokeepmeatbay" "♪scratchandscream ♪tokeepmeatbay ♪ oh, but she can't keep" "♪tokeepmeatbay ♪ oh, but she can't keep me away ♪" "♪ oh, but she can't keep me away ♪ ♪ no, she can't keep me away me away ♪ ♪ no, she can't keep me away ♪ you feel the spark" "♪ no, she can't keep me away ♪ you feel the spark ♪ I know you do" "♪ you feel the spark ♪ I know you do ♪ that embrace of one desire" "♪ I know you do ♪ that embrace of one desire [ Both breathing heavily ]" "♪ That embrace of one desire [ Both breathing heavily ] Iloveyou." "[ Both breathing heavily ] Iloveyou." "I want to spend the rest of my" "Iloveyou." "I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "I feel like my life had passed life with you." "I feel like my life had passed me by until I saw you again." "I feel like my life had passed me by until I saw you again." "I'm committed, Mike." "Me by until I saw you again." "I'm committed, Mike." "I'm willing to be in this for" "I'm committed, Mike." "I'm willing to be in this for the long haul." "I'm willing to be in this for the long haul." "But it's up to you." "I'll wait until Christmas to hear your answer." "Ifuckin'knewit." "You playing with people's lives again?" "You playing with people's lives again?" "You..." "Again?" "You..." "You are a dangerous man to know, you..." "You are a dangerous man to know, Mike." "You are a dangerous man to know, Mike." "Iknow." "I'msorry." "Mike." "Iknow." "I'msorry." "[ sighs ]" "Iknow." "I'msorry." "[ sighs ] What do I tell Dylan?" "[ Sighs ] What do I tell Dylan?" "I'mnotafreakin'counselor, what do I tell Dylan?" "I'mnotafreakin'counselor, Mike." "I'mnotafreakin'counselor, Mike." "What kind of question is that?" "Mike." "What kind of question is that?" ""Do I dump my wife before I what kind of question is that?" ""Do I dump my wife before I close the deal?" ""Do I dump my wife before I close the deal?" "Or do I close the deal, then close the deal?" "Or do I close the deal, then dump her?"" "Or do I close the deal, then dump her?" Well,whatwouldyou doif dump her?" Well,whatwouldyou doif you were me?" "Well,whatwouldyou doif you were me?" "Me?" "You were me?" "Me?" "Iwould'vetakenKimberlyto me?" "Iwould'vetakenKimberlyto the prom 13 years ago, okay?" "Iwould'vetakenKimberlyto the prom 13 years ago, okay?" "That's what I would've done." "The prom 13 years ago, okay?" "That's what I would've done." "Dude,comeon ,like..." "That's what I would've done." "Dude,comeon ,like..." "I really need your help." "Dude,comeon ,like..." "I really need your help." "You're my best friend." "I really need your help." "You're my best friend." "Whydoyoukeepgetting you're my best friend." "Whydoyoukeepgetting yourself in the same situations whydoyoukeepgetting yourself in the same situations over and over?" "Yourself in the same situations over and over?" "Hmm?" "Over and over?" "Hmm?" "You got a rich girl on one side" "Hmm?" "You got a rich girl on one side and a poor one on the other." "Youcallingme agolddigger?" "I'llanswerthatlater." "First, you tell me -- did you" "I'llanswerthatlater." "First, you tell me -- did you sleep with her or not?" "Oh, shit." "Do you love her?" "Oh, shit!" "Do you love her?" "Oh, shit!" "WhatdoIdo?" "Oh, shit!" "WhatdoIdo?" "HowamIsupposedtoknow?" "!" "WhatdoIdo?" "HowamIsupposedtoknow?" "!" "Remember, you're the one who howamIsupposedtoknow?" "!" "Remember, you're the one who looks at everything on the remember, you're the one who looks at everything on the bright side." "Looks at everything on the bright side." "[ scoffs ]" "Bright side." "[ scoffs ] Tell you what." "[ Scoffs ] Tell you what." "Do both women." "Hmm?" "Tell you what." "Do both women." "Hmm?" "Do both women, keep the do both women." "Hmm?" "Do both women, keep the franchise, and two helicopters, do both women, keep the franchise, and two helicopters, too, Hmm?" "Franchise, and two helicopters, too, Hmm?" "And I'll stay quiet for life." "Too, Hmm?" "And I'll stay quiet for life." "Know why?" "And I'll stay quiet for life." "Know why?" "'Cause I'm your best " " I'm your know why?" "'Cause I'm your best " " I'm your best friend." "'Cause I'm your best " " I'm your best friend." "You'redrunk." "Comeon." "Best friend." "You'redrunk." "Comeon." "Letmego ." "You'redrunk." "Comeon." "Letmego ." "You're the one that needs a letmego ." "You're the one that needs a hand." "You're the one that needs a hand." "Finish that." ""Dearest Dylan." "I'm sorry I didn't have the guts to tell you this in person." "I'm sorry I didn't have the guts to tell you this in person." "I have so much gratitude for you to tell you this in person." "I have so much gratitude for you in my heart for all the love and" "I have so much gratitude for you in my heart for all the love and everything you and your family in my heart for all the love and everything you and your family have done for me." "Everything you and your family have done for me." "But I haven't lived up to your have done for me." "But I haven't lived up to your love." "But I haven't lived up to your love." "I have a confession." "Love." "I have a confession." "I have fallen in love with Alex." "I have a confession." "I have fallen in love with Alex." "Perhaps I've been in love with" "I have fallen in love with Alex." "Perhaps I've been in love with her my entire life." "Perhaps I've been in love with her my entire life." "She was my childhood sweetheart." "Her my entire life." "She was my childhood sweetheart." "Until the past few months, to she was my childhood sweetheart." "Until the past few months, to me, she was a dream unfulfilled." "Until the past few months, to me, she was a dream unfulfilled." "I recently found out that I was me, she was a dream unfulfilled." "I recently found out that I was her dream, too." "I recently found out that I was her dream, too." "When we reconnected after such a her dream, too." "When we reconnected after such a long time, we instantly felt when we reconnected after such a long time, we instantly felt that nothing between us has long time, we instantly felt that nothing between us has changed with time." "That nothing between us has changed with time." "In fact, our love has grown in changed with time." "In fact, our love has grown in the last few weeks." "In fact, our love has grown in the last few weeks." "If I deny these feelings, I'll the last few weeks." "If I deny these feelings, I'll be a lousy husband cheating on a if I deny these feelings, I'll be a lousy husband cheating on a loyal, wonderful wife like you." "Be a lousy husband cheating on a loyal, wonderful wife like you." "You deserve more." "Loyal, wonderful wife like you." "You deserve more." "You deserve better." "You deserve more." "You deserve better." "It is with sorrow that I am you deserve better." "It is with sorrow that I am writing this to you to request a it is with sorrow that I am writing this to you to request a divorce..." "Hopefully one without writing this to you to request a divorce..." "Hopefully one without too much animosity."" "[ Brakes squealing ]" "Okay." "He'shere,he 'shere." "Mike's here." "He'shere." "Mike's here." "He'shere." "Wait,wait,wait!" "He'shere." "Wait,wait,wait!" "You can't escape that easily." "Wait,wait,wait!" "You can't escape that easily." "Come on over here." "You can't escape that easily." "Come on over here." "Come." "Come on over here." "Come." "Come on." "Come in." "Zits." "Sit." "So, now that we have our man, sit." "So, now that we have our man, let me say a few words." "So, now that we have our man, let me say a few words." "As you all know, our beloved let me say a few words." "As you all know, our beloved Mike surprised us very much with as you all know, our beloved Mike surprised us very much with his unexpected jewishness and" "Mike surprised us very much with his unexpected jewishness and his total conversion." "His unexpected jewishness and his total conversion." "And recently, he surprised us his total conversion." "And recently, he surprised us with his lipnick's franchise and recently, he surprised us with his lipnick's franchise plan." "With his lipnick's franchise plan." "He's a man of many surprises." "Plan." "He's a man of many surprises." "So now it's our turn." "He's a man of many surprises." "So now it's our turn." "Time to give Mike the surprise so now it's our turn." "Time to give Mike the surprise of his life, and when he hears time to give Mike the surprise of his life, and when he hears this, believe me -- he won't of his life, and when he hears this, believe me -- he won't forget this day so long as he" "this, believe me -- he won't forget this day so long as he lives." "Forget this day so long as he lives." "So, without further ado, I want lives." "So, without further ado, I want to announce today..." "So, without further ado, I want to announce today..." "That..." "To announce today..." "That..." "I'm gonna be a that..." "I'm gonna be a great-grandfather!" "I'm gonna be a great-grandfather!" "[ laughing ]" "Great-grandfather!" "[ laughing ] A great-grandpa!" "[ Laughing ] A great-grandpa!" "Mazel tov!" "A great-grandpa!" "Mazel tov!" "And Mike's gonna be a father!" "Mazel tov!" "And Mike's gonna be a father!" "Everybody, raise your glass." "And Mike's gonna be a father!" "Everybody, raise your glass." "L'chaim!" "L'chaim." "Everybody, raise your glass." "L'chaim!" "L'chaim." "What a mitzvah." "L'chaim!" "L'chaim." "What a mitzvah." "Oh, look at them." "What a mitzvah." "Oh, look at them." "What a couple." "Oh, look at them." "What a couple." "Oh, they're so beautiful." "What a couple." "Oh, they're so beautiful." "Nice, beautiful jewish children oh, they're so beautiful." "Nice, beautiful jewish children they're going to have." "Nice, beautiful jewish children they're going to have." "Oh, my." "They're going to have." "Oh, my." "Mazel tov." "Oh, my." "Mazel tov." "Oh, oh, it's so wonderful." "Mazel tov." "Oh, oh, it's so wonderful." "Thank you." "Oh, oh, it's so wonderful." "Thank you." "Oh, I'm so proud of you." "Thank you." "Oh, I'm so proud of you." "Oy." "You'll have twins, maybe oh, I'm so proud of you." "Oy." "You'll have twins, maybe quintuplets." "Oy." "You'll have twins, maybe quintuplets." "Oh, a bunch of little jewish quintuplets." "Oh, a bunch of little jewish babies running around!" "Oh, a bunch of little jewish babies running around!" "Holyshit." "Babies running around!" "Holyshit." "Holy shit." "Holyshit." "Holy shit." "Holy shit." "Holy shit." "Holy shit." "Scotty." "Holy shit." "Scotty." "[ breathing heavily ]" "Scotty." "[ breathing heavily ] Scotty, pick up." "[ Breathing heavily ] Scotty, pick up." "Pick up, pick up." "Scotty, pick up." "Pick up, pick up." "Hey,dude,what'sup?" "Pick up, pick up." "Hey,dude,what'sup?" "She'spregnant." "Hey,dude,what'sup?" "She'spregnant." "Who?" "She'spregnant." "Who?" "What?" "Who?" "What?" "I'msorry,butwithyou, I what?" "I'msorry,butwithyou, I need to ask who." "I'msorry,butwithyou, I need to ask who." "Dylan." "Need to ask who." "Dylan." "Holyshit." "Dylan." "Holyshit." "Exactly." "Holyshit." "Exactly." "There's more." "Exactly." "There's more." "Always." "There's more." "Always." "Isentan e-mailtoher always." "Isentan e-mailtoher telling her about Alex." "Isentan e-mailtoher telling her about Alex." "Yousentan e-mail?" "Telling her about Alex." "Yousentan e-mail?" "That's harsh." "Yousentan e-mail?" "That's harsh." "Scotty,focus,okay?" "That's harsh." "Scotty,focus,okay?" "Focus." "Scotty,focus,okay?" "Focus." "Help now, judge later." "Focus." "Help now, judge later." "I need you to call your tech help now, judge later." "I need you to call your tech guys and ask them how to recover" "I need you to call your tech guys and ask them how to recover an e-mail." "Guys and ask them how to recover an e-mail." "Don'tyouknowher password?" "An e-mail." "Don'tyouknowher password?" "No!" "Don'tyouknowher password?" "No!" "Shit." "No!" "Shit." "Mike, there's no way to recall shit." "Mike, there's no way to recall an e-mail." "Mike, there's no way to recall an e-mail." "Trust me." "An e-mail." "Trust me." "Shit." "Trust me." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Okay." "Shit." "Okay." "Okay, Mike." "Okay." "Okay, Mike." "Get it together." "Okay, Mike." "Get it together." "Get it together, Mike." "Get it together." "Get it together, Mike." "Get it together." "Get it together, Mike." "Get it together." "Aah." "Get it together." "Aah." "There'satleast50 aah." "There'satleast50 restaurants here." "There'satleast50 restaurants here." "Inever,everthoughtwe'd be restaurants here." "Inever,everthoughtwe'd be able to retire, but if this" "Inever,everthoughtwe'd be able to retire, but if this works out, maybe we can." "Able to retire, but if this works out, maybe we can." "Or at least cut back on our works out, maybe we can." "Or at least cut back on our hours." "Or at least cut back on our hours." "Retire?" "Hours." "Retire?" "Oh, sweetheart." "Retire?" "Oh, sweetheart." "We're not gonna retire." "Oh, sweetheart." "We're not gonna retire." "We're just gonna begin to live." "We're not gonna retire." "We're just gonna begin to live." "Igotto go ." "We're just gonna begin to live." "Igotto go ." "Okay." "I 'llseeyouathome ." "I'll show them the rest." "Allright,let'ssee ." "He did this all himself." "Allright,let'ssee ." "He did this all himself." "[ soft music playing ]" "♪Youcansay whatyouwant about me ♪" "♪ it doesn't really matter anyway ♪ ♪ all alone here with memories anyway ♪ ♪ all alone here with memories ♪ I'm my own worst enemy" "♪ all alone here with memories ♪ I'm my own worst enemy these days ♪ sorry." "Didn't mean to wake you up." "Iwasn'tsleeping." "Didn't mean to wake you up." "Iwasn'tsleeping." "Iwasat theofficewith" "Iwasn'tsleeping." "Iwasat theofficewith  Scott, and then we went to" "Iwasat theofficewith  Scott, and then we went to dinner, and " "Scott, and then we went to dinner, and -- it'sokay." "Dinner, and -- it'sokay." "Come on in." "It'sokay." "Come on in." "I read your e-mail." "I'msorry." "Okay?" "I..." "I wouldn't have sent it if I had okay?" "I..." "I wouldn't have sent it if I had known -- the news earlier." "I wouldn't have sent it if I had known -- the news earlier." "So,youwouldhavecontinued known -- the news earlier." "So,youwouldhavecontinued to cheat on your wife?" "So,youwouldhavecontinued to cheat on your wife?" "For how long?" "To cheat on your wife?" "For how long?" "No." "No,no ." "For how long?" "No." "No,no ." "I " " I don't mean that." "No." "No,no ." "I " " I don't mean that." "I just mean I would've waited" "I " " I don't mean that." "I just mean I would've waited for the -- the right time." "I just mean I would've waited for the -- the right time." "Therighttime." "For the -- the right time." "Therighttime." "And when would that be?" "Therighttime." "And when would that be?" "Dylan,I amsorry." "And when would that be?" "Dylan,I amsorry." "Okay?" "Dylan,I amsorry." "Okay?" "It's just I'm kind of in a okay?" "It's just I'm kind of in a corner right now." "It's just I'm kind of in a corner right now." "She wants to leave by Christmas, corner right now." "She wants to leave by Christmas, and she wanted an answer before she wants to leave by Christmas, and she wanted an answer before then." "And she wanted an answer before then." "Oh." "Then." "Oh." "Oh, she does, does she?" "Oh." "Oh, she does, does she?" "[ scoffs ]" "Oh, she does, does she?" "[ scoffs ] Okay." "[ Scoffs ] Okay." "Well, at first, I was upset." "Okay." "Well, at first, I was upset." "After I calmed myself down a well, at first, I was upset." "After I calmed myself down a bit, I thought about it." "After I calmed myself down a bit, I thought about it." "I tried to be objective..." "Bit, I thought about it." "I tried to be objective..." "Tried to understand where you" "I tried to be objective..." "Tried to understand where you were coming from." "Tried to understand where you were coming from." "Thankyou." "Were coming from." "Thankyou." "AndI 'vecometo adecision." "Thankyou." "AndI 'vecometo adecision." "Theansweris no ." "AndI 'vecometo adecision." "Theansweris no ." "What?" "Theansweris no ." "What?" "Youheardme ." "What?" "Youheardme ." "No." "Youheardme ." "No." "W-whatdoyoumean"no" ?" "No." "W-whatdoyoumean"no" ?" "No to what?" "W-whatdoyoumean"no" ?" "No to what?" "Toa divorce." "No to what?" "Toa divorce." "No." "Toa divorce." "No." "Iunderstandwhereyou 're no." "Iunderstandwhereyou 're coming from." "Iunderstandwhereyou 're coming from." "Okay, knowing what we know now, coming from." "Okay, knowing what we know now, I'm not gonna insist on it right okay, knowing what we know now, I'm not gonna insist on it right away, obviously." "I'm not gonna insist on it right away, obviously." "No." "Notby tomorrow,not by away, obviously." "No." "Notby tomorrow,not by Christmas, not by any deadline no." "Notby tomorrow,not by Christmas, not by any deadline she may give you." "Christmas, not by any deadline she may give you." "I'm not signing divorce papers she may give you." "I'm not signing divorce papers for you ever in my life, period." "I'm not signing divorce papers for you ever in my life, period." "Good night." "So,youhavetogoby  Christmas?" "Look,I understandyour" "Christmas?" "Look,I understandyour dilemma, Mike." "Look,I understandyour dilemma, Mike." "Just let me go." "Dilemma, Mike." "Just let me go." "Be with her." "Just let me go." "Be with her." "I'm not gonna force you into be with her." "I'm not gonna force you into anything." "I'm not gonna force you into anything." "And don't worry." "Anything." "And don't worry." "I'm not gonna back out of the and don't worry." "I'm not gonna back out of the franchise deal." "I'm not gonna back out of the franchise deal." "That'snotwhatI'm worried franchise deal." "That'snotwhatI'm worried about." "That'snotwhatI'm worried about." "She's pregnant." "Wow." "Congratulations." "That's exciting." "Congratulations." "That's exciting." "You are gonna be a great dad." "That's exciting." "You are gonna be a great dad." "I hope your baby gets those you are gonna be a great dad." "I hope your baby gets those beautiful long eyelashes." "I hope your baby gets those beautiful long eyelashes." "Iwasn'treadyfor this." "Beautiful long eyelashes." "Iwasn'treadyfor this." "I don't want to lose you again," "Iwasn'treadyfor this." "I don't want to lose you again, Alex." "I don't want to lose you again, Alex." "Okay." "Alex." "Okay." "I can wait." "Okay." "I can wait." "How long do you think?" "I can wait." "How long do you think?" "I'mafraidit maynever how long do you think?" "I'mafraidit maynever happen." "I'mafraidit maynever happen." "Okay." "Happen." "Okay." "Hey, it's all right, Mike." "Okay." "Hey, it's all right, Mike." "I just want you to be happy." "Hey, it's all right, Mike." "I just want you to be happy." "It's all right." "I just want you to be happy." "It's all right." "No,it'snotme." "It's all right." "No,it'snotme." "She said no -- no to the no,it'snotme." "She said no -- no to the divorce -- not now, not ever." "She said no -- no to the divorce -- not now, not ever." "Oh,mygosh." "Divorce -- not now, not ever." "Oh,mygosh." "She sounds like just like my oh,mygosh." "She sounds like just like my ex-husband." "She sounds like just like my ex-husband." "He never wanted to let me go, ex-husband." "He never wanted to let me go, either." "He never wanted to let me go, either." "That bloodsucking leech." "Either." "That bloodsucking leech." "Should've known better than to that bloodsucking leech." "Should've known better than to sign that prenup." "Should've known better than to sign that prenup." "So stupid." "Sign that prenup." "So stupid." "Neversignaprenuptial so stupid." "Neversignaprenuptial agreement without reading it neversignaprenuptial agreement without reading it carefully." "Agreement without reading it carefully." "There are so many snakes to bite carefully." "There are so many snakes to bite you on the ass that the devil's there are so many snakes to bite you on the ass that the devil's pitchfork up the wazoo is gonna you on the ass that the devil's pitchfork up the wazoo is gonna come as a welcome relief by" "pitchfork up the wazoo is gonna come as a welcome relief by comparison." "Come as a welcome relief by comparison." "Scott, how could you not let me comparison." "Scott, how could you not let me read this fucking bible?" "Scott, how could you not let me read this fucking bible?" "I would've done it for free!" "Read this fucking bible?" "I would've done it for free!" "And you!" "I would've done it for free!" "And you!" "You -- how do you sign this and you!" "You -- how do you sign this thing without giving it to me you -- how do you sign this thing without giving it to me first?" "!" "Thing without giving it to me first?" "!" "All right." "All right." "First?" "!" "All right." "All right." "Here we go." "All right." "All right." "Here we go." "Here we go, okay." "Here we go." "Here we go, okay." "Here is the clause that's the here we go, okay." "Here is the clause that's the killer." "Here is the clause that's the killer." "If you ask for a divorce, you killer." "If you ask for a divorce, you have to arrange a formal divorce if you ask for a divorce, you have to arrange a formal divorce ceremony." "Have to arrange a formal divorce ceremony." "Such ceremony must consist of ceremony." "Such ceremony must consist of the guests attended the wedding such ceremony must consist of the guests attended the wedding in the first place." "The guests attended the wedding in the first place." "It has to take place in the same in the first place." "It has to take place in the same wedding venue." "It has to take place in the same wedding venue." "The couple will wear the same wedding venue." "The couple will wear the same attire from their wedding day, the couple will wear the same attire from their wedding day, and only then is she legally attire from their wedding day, and only then is she legally bound to sign your divorce" "and only then is she legally bound to sign your divorce application." "Bound to sign your divorce application." "On top of that, you also have application." "On top of that, you also have the burden of explaining your on top of that, you also have the burden of explaining your reasons for your divorce." "The burden of explaining your reasons for your divorce." "The ceremony will be followed by reasons for your divorce." "The ceremony will be followed by a lavish dinner and dancing, the ceremony will be followed by a lavish dinner and dancing, which will be paid for..." "A lavish dinner and dancing, which will be paid for..." "By you." "In short, she's a genius." "[ laughing ] She's got you by the balls." "[ Laughing ] She's got you by the balls." "You're fucked." "She's got you by the balls." "You're fucked." "[ laughing ]" "You're fucked." "[ laughing ] Welcome to the club." "[ Laughing ] Welcome to the club." "Although I have some good news." "Welcome to the club." "Although I have some good news." "There's a 10% discount on the although I have some good news." "There's a 10% discount on the people attending." "There's a 10% discount on the people attending." "[ laughing ]" "People attending." "[ laughing ] Good luck, buddy!" "[ Laughing ] Good luck, buddy!" "[ laughing continue ]" "Good luck, buddy!" "[ laughing continue ] Bastard." "[ Laughing continue ] Bastard." "Con man." "Bastard." "Con man." "He pulled the "I'll be jewish"" "con man." "He pulled the "I'll be jewish" wool over our eyes." "He pulled the "I'll be jewish" wool over our eyes." "Youmeanyoureyes." "Wool over our eyes." "Youmeanyoureyes." "I told you it wasn't a proper youmeanyoureyes." "I told you it wasn't a proper conversion." "I told you it wasn't a proper conversion." "Whywouldyoulet that conversion." "Whywouldyoulet that bastard live in your place?" "Whywouldyoulet that bastard live in your place?" "Why don't you kick him out?" "Bastard live in your place?" "Why don't you kick him out?" "Grandpa!" "Why don't you kick him out?" "Grandpa!" "How does that help me?" "Grandpa!" "How does that help me?" "At least I'll have somebody to how does that help me?" "At least I'll have somebody to call 911 in case, God forbid, at least I'll have somebody to call 911 in case, God forbid, something happens to me in the call 911 in case, God forbid, something happens to me in the middle of the night." "Something happens to me in the middle of the night." "Well,youmoveinwith us." "Middle of the night." "Well,youmoveinwith us." "We'll take care of you." "Well,youmoveinwith us." "We'll take care of you." "Whyshouldyou?" "We'll take care of you." "Whyshouldyou?" "It's his responsibility, too." "Whyshouldyou?" "It's his responsibility, too." "Nowadays, they say, "we are it's his responsibility, too." "Nowadays, they say, "we are pregnant."" "Nowadays, they say, "we are pregnant." Why should he have the easy way pregnant." Why should he have the easy way out?" "Why should he have the easy way out?" "Let him do his share." "Out?" "Let him do his share." "Havinga babyis abliss." "Let him do his share." "Havinga babyis abliss." "He doesn't deserve to be any havinga babyis abliss." "He doesn't deserve to be any part of it." "He doesn't deserve to be any part of it." "If I were you, I would kick him part of it." "If I were you, I would kick him so far away that even his shadow if I were you, I would kick him so far away that even his shadow couldn't touch that baby." "So far away that even his shadow couldn't touch that baby." "Enough!" "Couldn't touch that baby." "Enough!" "25 years ago, you chased enough!" "25 years ago, you chased delilah's father away with the 25 years ago, you chased delilah's father away with the same attitude, and what was the delilah's father away with the same attitude, and what was the result?" "Same attitude, and what was the result?" "He never even showed up for result?" "He never even showed up for rachel's funeral." "He never even showed up for rachel's funeral." "And who suffered the most?" "Rachel's funeral." "And who suffered the most?" "Delilah." "And who suffered the most?" "Delilah." "This child has never even seen delilah." "This child has never even seen her father in her entire life." "This child has never even seen her father in her entire life." "I'm so sorry to bring this up her father in her entire life." "I'm so sorry to bring this up now, honey." "I'm so sorry to bring this up now, honey." "This is not our decision to now, honey." "This is not our decision to make." "It'sMike." "Wait, wait, please." "Let me talk to him now." "Wait, wait, please." "Let me talk to him now." "[ doorbell rings ]" "[ Door opens ] Hey,grandpaPaul." "Hi." "[ Sighs ] I'massumingDylantoldyou." "Yes,shetoldus." "I'massumingDylantoldyou." "Yes,shetoldus." "IjustwanttosayI havethe yes,shetoldus." "IjustwanttosayI havethe highest regard for you and" "IjustwanttosayI havethe highest regard for you and elaine." "Highest regard for you and elaine." "I think Dylan is a wonderful," "Elaine." "I think Dylan is a wonderful, wonderful woman." "I think Dylan is a wonderful, wonderful woman." "I truly love her." "Wonderful woman." "I truly love her." "I really do." "I truly love her." "I really do." "It's just, uh, you know, i really do." "It's just, uh, you know, sometimes fate kind of plays it's just, uh, you know, sometimes fate kind of plays tricks on you, and..." "Sometimes fate kind of plays tricks on you, and..." "I never thought I'd run into tricks on you, and..." "I never thought I'd run into alex again in the rest of my i never thought I'd run into alex again in the rest of my life, but..." "Alex again in the rest of my life, but..." "I did, and, unfortunately, it life, but..." "I did, and, unfortunately, it just kind of..." "I did, and, unfortunately, it just kind of..." "Happened at the wrong time." "Just kind of..." "Happened at the wrong time." "Whatdoyouwantfrom me?" "Happened at the wrong time." "Whatdoyouwantfrom me?" "Dylanisnotreallyofa whatdoyouwantfrom me?" "Dylanisnotreallyofa sound mind to listen to me, so I" "Dylanisnotreallyofa sound mind to listen to me, so I was wondering if you could talk sound mind to listen to me, so I was wondering if you could talk to her and get her to sign these" "was wondering if you could talk to her and get her to sign these papers." "To her and get her to sign these papers." "If you do, we can just avoid the papers." "If you do, we can just avoid the whole prenup and just..." "If you do, we can just avoid the whole prenup and just..." "Move on." "Whole prenup and just..." "Move on." "Mygranddaughternevercared move on." "Mygranddaughternevercared for my advice, even when she was mygranddaughternevercared for my advice, even when she was choosing a spouse." "For my advice, even when she was choosing a spouse." "But don't be discouraged." "Choosing a spouse." "But don't be discouraged." "I'll do my very best to help you but don't be discouraged." "I'll do my very best to help you out with your divorce." "I'll do my very best to help you out with your divorce." "Living together after this isn't out with your divorce." "Living together after this isn't good for anyone." "Living together after this isn't good for anyone." "Wait." "Good for anyone." "Wait." "And,youknow,Iwill domy  wait." "And,youknow,Iwill domy  best to work on the franchise." "[ Door opens ]" "Oh." "Is this the prenup?" "I already have a copy." "No,it'stheguestlist from  i already have a copy." "No,it'stheguestlist from  your wedding." "No,it'stheguestlist from  your wedding." "Ithoughtyousaidyouwere your wedding." "Ithoughtyousaidyouwere gonna help me." "Ithoughtyousaidyouwere gonna help me." "Ijustdid." "Gonna help me." "Ijustdid." "I'm now officially butting out" "Ijustdid." "I'm now officially butting out of your lives." "I'm now officially butting out of your lives." "Good luck." "Honey,you'regoingabout this all the wrong way." "Stop thinking of this as just this all the wrong way." "Stop thinking of this as just your divorce and start thinking stop thinking of this as just your divorce and start thinking of this as a celebration of our your divorce and start thinking of this as a celebration of our lives together." "Of this as a celebration of our lives together." "Start having fun with it, and if lives together." "Start having fun with it, and if you do, then the guests will be start having fun with it, and if you do, then the guests will be more likely to come." "You do, then the guests will be more likely to come." "Just think about it." "More likely to come." "Just think about it." "How many divorceés will ever just think about it." "How many divorceés will ever have this kind of an how many divorceés will ever have this kind of an opportunity?" "Have this kind of an opportunity?" "[ upbeat music plays ]" "♪Free,free,loveforsale ♪ I'm free, free ♪ out on bail" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ out on bail ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ out on bail ♪ I'm free, free ♪ out of jail" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ out of jail ♪ and the grass grows greener" "♪ out of jail ♪ and the grass grows greener way up the hill ♪" "♪ and the grass grows greener way up the hill ♪ ♪I 'mfree,free way up the hill ♪ ♪I 'mfree,free ♪ cheers to you" "♪I 'mfree,free ♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you goodluck." "♪ So are you goodluck." "♪andIwon 'tbecominghome goodluck." "♪andIwon 'tbecominghome anytime soon ♪" "♪andIwon 'tbecominghome anytime soon ♪ ♪I 'mfree,free anytime soon ♪ ♪I 'mfree,free ♪ love for sale" "♪I 'mfree,free ♪ love for sale ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ love for sale ♪ I'm free, free ♪ out on bail" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ out on bail ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ out on bail ♪ I'm free, free ♪ out of jail" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ out of jail ♪ and the grass grows greener" "♪ out of jail ♪ and the grass grows greener way up the hill ♪" "♪ and the grass grows greener way up the hill ♪ everyday,everyhouryou're way up the hill ♪ everyday,everyhouryou're on the road." "Everyday,everyhouryou're on the road." "It's a carmaggeddon for you, on the road." "It's a carmaggeddon for you, dick." "It's a carmaggeddon for you, dick." "Don'tcallhimthatnear my dick." "Don'tcallhimthatnear my school, mom!" "Don'tcallhimthatnear my school, mom!" "Bequiet." "School, mom!" "Bequiet." "Mommy and daddy are talking." "Bequiet." "Mommy and daddy are talking." "Itdoesn'tmeanyou can take mommy and daddy are talking." "Itdoesn'tmeanyou can take away my day with him." "Itdoesn'tmeanyou can take away my day with him." "No?" "Away my day with him." "No?" "No." "No?" "No." "♪andI'mfree,free ,free  no." "♪andI'mfree,free ,free  ♪loveforsale" "♪andI'mfree,free ,free  ♪loveforsale ♪ I'm free, free" "♪loveforsale ♪ I'm free, free ♪ out on bail" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ out on bail ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ out on bail ♪ I'm free, free ♪ out of jail" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ out of jail ♪ and the grass grows greener" "♪ out of jail ♪ and the grass grows greener way up the hill ♪" "♪ and the grass grows greener way up the hill ♪ ♪I 'mfree,free way up the hill ♪ ♪I 'mfree,free ♪ cheers to you" "♪I 'mfree,free ♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you [Laughing]" "♪ So are you [Laughing] This is hilarious!" "[Laughing] This is hilarious!" "[ laughs ]" "This is hilarious!" "[ laughs ] Oh, you got to accept this funny [ laughs ] Oh, you got to accept this funny gift." "Oh, you got to accept this funny gift." "Hi." "Cometo my divorce." "Gift." "Hi." "Cometo my divorce." "You are coming to my divorce." "Hi." "Cometo my divorce." "You are coming to my divorce." "Divorce ceremony." "You are coming to my divorce." "Divorce ceremony." "Henley's only, okay?" "Divorce ceremony." "Henley's only, okay?" "Whatthefuck?" "Henley's only, okay?" "Whatthefuck?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Whatthefuck?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Some high-school friend?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Some high-school friend?" "Some college roommate?" "Some high-school friend?" "Some college roommate?" "Who the fuck is this, Brad?" "Some college roommate?" "Who the fuck is this, Brad?" "Honey,I haveno idea." "Who the fuck is this, Brad?" "Honey,I haveno idea." "I swear to God, I don't even honey,I haveno idea." "I swear to God, I don't even know who this idiot is." "I swear to God, I don't even know who this idiot is." "Brad,it'sme --  know who this idiot is." "Brad,it'sme --  mike Christian." "Brad,it'sme --  mike Christian." "I'm Dylan lipnick's husband." "Mike Christian." "I'm Dylan lipnick's husband." "Oh!" "Oh,yeah!" "I'm Dylan lipnick's husband." "Oh!" "Oh,yeah!" "Soyoudo knowhim !" "Oh!" "Oh,yeah!" "Soyoudo knowhim !" "Did you just lie to me?" "Soyoudo knowhim !" "Did you just lie to me?" "Imean" " Idon 'texactly did you just lie to me?" "Imean" " Idon 'texactly know " "Imean" " Idon 'texactly know -- fuckyou!" "Know -- fuckyou!" "How dare you fucking lie to me fuckyou!" "How dare you fucking lie to me on my fucking wedding day before how dare you fucking lie to me on my fucking wedding day before my fucking honeymoon?" "!" "On my fucking wedding day before my fucking honeymoon?" "!" "Ohh!" "My fucking honeymoon?" "!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "So,a youngjewishcouple aah!" "So,a youngjewishcouple gets successfully divorced, but so,a youngjewishcouple gets successfully divorced, but the wife says to the judge, "now gets successfully divorced, but the wife says to the judge, "now I have to apply for a get."" "The wife says to the judge, "now I have to apply for a get." And the judge says, "get what?"" "I have to apply for a get." And the judge says, "get what?" She says, "no, that's the name and the judge says, "get what?" She says, "no, that's the name for a jewish ceremony which is" "she says, "no, that's the name for a jewish ceremony which is for a divorce."" "For a jewish ceremony which is for a divorce." And he says, "oh, I understand." "For a divorce." And he says, "oh, I understand." "In other words, you mean like a and he says, "oh, I understand." "In other words, you mean like a bris."" "In other words, you mean like a bris." She says, "yes, except that in a bris." She says, "yes, except that in a bris, it's one thing." "She says, "yes, except that in a bris, it's one thing." "In a get, you get to get rid of bris, it's one thing." "In a get, you get to get rid of the entire schmuck."" "In a get, you get to get rid of the entire schmuck." [ laughter ]" "The entire schmuck." [ laughter ] Hey,there." "[ Laughter ] Hey,there." "You and me -- divorce ceremony." "Hey,there." "You and me -- divorce ceremony." "Thanks." "You and me -- divorce ceremony." "Thanks." "Come here." "Thanks." "Come here." "Lookwhathe bringsme- -a  come here." "Lookwhathe bringsme- -a  divorce invitation." "Lookwhathe bringsme- -a  divorce invitation." "♪I 'mfree,free divorce invitation." "♪I 'mfree,free ♪ cheers to you" "♪I 'mfree,free ♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you hi." "♪ So are you hi." "I would like to invite you to my hi." "I would like to invite you to my divorce." "I would like to invite you to my divorce." "Isittrueyou 'reactually divorce." "Isittrueyou 'reactually seeking a divorce from Dylan?" "Isittrueyou 'reactually seeking a divorce from Dylan?" "Uh..." "Nocomment." "Seeking a divorce from Dylan?" "Uh..." "Nocomment." "♪oh,I'mfree uh..." "Nocomment." "♪oh,I'mfree ♪ free" "♪oh,I'mfree ♪ free ♪ free, free" "♪ free ♪ free, free ♪ cheers to you" "♪ free, free ♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ cheers to you ♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ so are you ♪ I'm free, free" "♪ so are you ♪ I'm free, free ♪ skies are blue" "♪ I'm free, free ♪ skies are blue ♪ and I won't be coming home" "♪ skies are blue ♪ and I won't be coming home anytime soon ♪" "♪ and I won't be coming home anytime soon ♪ youarecomingtomydivorce." "Anytime soon ♪ youarecomingtomydivorce." "Be there." "Youarecomingtomydivorce." "Be there." "Hey, Paul and Amber." "Be there." "Hey, Paul and Amber." "Divorce invitation." "Hey, Paul and Amber." "Divorce invitation." "I'll see you there, okay?" "Oh,myGod!" "It'sMike !" "Oh, my God!" "Mike!" "I'm so happy you're here!" "Oh, my God!" "Mike!" "I'm so happy you're here!" "I was hoping that you were gonna" "I'm so happy you're here!" "I was hoping that you were gonna come." "I was hoping that you were gonna come." "I saw you on the cover of that come." "I saw you on the cover of that one magazine." "I saw you on the cover of that one magazine." "Is this for me?" "One magazine." "Is this for me?" "You'recomingto my divorce." "Is this for me?" "You'recomingto my divorce." "See you there." "You'recomingto my divorce." "See you there." "Okay." "See you there." "Okay." "IactuallythinkI'm gonna okay." "IactuallythinkI'm gonna bring a plus-one because I" "IactuallythinkI'm gonna bring a plus-one because I didn't bring anyone the last bring a plus-one because I didn't bring anyone the last time." "Didn't bring anyone the last time." "JosephArmstrongin the time." "JosephArmstrongin the house!" "JosephArmstrongin the house!" "That'sbecausetherewasn't house!" "That'sbecausetherewasn't an open bar, but this time, I that'sbecausetherewasn't an open bar, but this time, I think there's going to be." "An open bar, but this time, I think there's going to be." "You know what I mean?" "Think there's going to be." "You know what I mean?" "AndI 'mdone!" "You know what I mean?" "AndI 'mdone!" "That's it!" "Accordingtotheprenuptial agreement, it is incumbent upon the person who initiated the agreement, it is incumbent upon the person who initiated the divorce to invite all of those the person who initiated the divorce to invite all of those who attended the original" "divorce to invite all of those who attended the original wedding -- minus 10%." "Who attended the original wedding -- minus 10%." "Mr. Christian has done this wedding -- minus 10%." "Mr. Christian has done this successfully." "Mr. Christian has done this successfully." "As decreed in the prenuptial successfully." "As decreed in the prenuptial agreement, Mrs. Christian must as decreed in the prenuptial agreement, Mrs. Christian must sign the divorce petition." "Well..." "It feels weird to be offering congratulations to you, Mike." "It feels weird to be offering congratulations to you, Mike." "I didn't think you could pull it congratulations to you, Mike." "I didn't think you could pull it off." "I didn't think you could pull it off." "I have never had such a strong off." "I have never had such a strong bond with anyone as I have with" "I have never had such a strong bond with anyone as I have with you." "Bond with anyone as I have with you." "I have never been so in love." "You." "I have never been so in love." "And I thought you felt the same" "I have never been so in love." "And I thought you felt the same way." "And I thought you felt the same way." "I guess I was wrong." "Way." "I guess I was wrong." "In the past few weeks, I've seen" "I guess I was wrong." "In the past few weeks, I've seen how much trouble Mike has gone in the past few weeks, I've seen how much trouble Mike has gone through to get all of you here how much trouble Mike has gone through to get all of you here today." "Through to get all of you here today." "He has shown tremendous today." "He has shown tremendous persistence to end this marriage he has shown tremendous persistence to end this marriage and unite with Alex." "Persistence to end this marriage and unite with Alex." "Maybe that means she deserves and unite with Alex." "Maybe that means she deserves him more than I do." "Andnow,accordingtothe prenuptial agreement..." "Mr. Christian will reveal his prenuptial agreement..." "Mr. Christian will reveal his reasons for a divorce." "[Clearsthroat]" "Thank you, Dylan." "And thank you, all, for coming today and sparing your valuable and thank you, all, for coming today and sparing your valuable time for me." "Today and sparing your valuable time for me." "Getting all you here was no easy time for me." "Getting all you here was no easy task, I can assure you that." "Getting all you here was no easy task, I can assure you that." "It was no fun having doors task, I can assure you that." "It was no fun having doors slammed in my face, getting the it was no fun having doors slammed in my face, getting the evil eye on the street, being slammed in my face, getting the evil eye on the street, being spat upon, punched in the face," "evil eye on the street, being spat upon, punched in the face, and told I am a horrible person spat upon, punched in the face, and told I am a horrible person for deserting my pregnant wife." "And told I am a horrible person for deserting my pregnant wife." "This little..." "Event was not my for deserting my pregnant wife." "This little..." "Event was not my idea." "This little..." "Event was not my idea." "It all happened because Dylan idea." "It all happened because Dylan slipped a little clause in our it all happened because Dylan slipped a little clause in our prenup..." "Slipped a little clause in our prenup..." "A clause I never bothered to prenup..." "A clause I never bothered to read." "A clause I never bothered to read." "Otherwise, I never would have read." "Otherwise, I never would have had to face this shit storm and otherwise, I never would have had to face this shit storm and see all of you, but I did." "Had to face this shit storm and see all of you, but I did." "And today, I am a winner..." "See all of you, but I did." "And today, I am a winner..." "[ applause ]" "And today, I am a winner..." "[ applause ] ...A winner not just because I [ applause ] ...A winner not just because I got my way, but because I made ...a winner not just because I got my way, but because I made the journey." "Got my way, but because I made the journey." "I followed through on this." "The journey." "I followed through on this." "It was a journey of meeting" "I followed through on this." "It was a journey of meeting people, talking with them, it was a journey of meeting people, talking with them, reasoning with some, arguing people, talking with them, reasoning with some, arguing with others, listening to their" "reasoning with some, arguing with others, listening to their pains, their turmoils, their with others, listening to their pains, their turmoils, their successes, their failures, their pains, their turmoils, their successes, their failures, their mistakes and their regrets " "successes, their failures, their mistakes and their regrets -- their life lessons." "Mistakes and their regrets -- their life lessons." "Now, I was mad at Dylan for their life lessons." "Now, I was mad at Dylan for making me come here today." "Now, I was mad at Dylan for making me come here today." "I thought she was a selfish, making me come here today." "I thought she was a selfish, stubborn woman..." "I thought she was a selfish, stubborn woman..." "Until I ran into a single mom stubborn woman..." "Until I ran into a single mom with five kids who asked me a until I ran into a single mom with five kids who asked me a question." "With five kids who asked me a question." "She said, "what if Dylan had question." "She said, "what if Dylan had instigated the divorce?" "She said, "what if Dylan had instigated the divorce?" "Would she have to go through the instigated the divorce?" "Would she have to go through the same hell?"" "Would she have to go through the same hell?" So, I read the prenup again, same hell?" So, I read the prenup again, and, sure as shit, she'd have to" "so, I read the prenup again, and, sure as shit, she'd have to go through the same hell I did." "And, sure as shit, she'd have to go through the same hell I did." "That's when I realized that this go through the same hell I did." "That's when I realized that this clause wasn't evil after all." "That's when I realized that this clause wasn't evil after all." "It was fair -- to both of us." "Clause wasn't evil after all." "It was fair -- to both of us." "And it was fair to our unborn it was fair -- to both of us." "And it was fair to our unborn child that the parents aren't and it was fair to our unborn child that the parents aren't gonna just walk away from each child that the parents aren't gonna just walk away from each other." "Gonna just walk away from each other." "I realized that this -- this other." "I realized that this -- this long journey that I had to take" "I realized that this -- this long journey that I had to take was the perfect counseling for a long journey that I had to take was the perfect counseling for a torn, confused man like me." "Was the perfect counseling for a torn, confused man like me." "When I put on this suit today, I torn, confused man like me." "When I put on this suit today, I was reminded how I felt on my when I put on this suit today, I was reminded how I felt on my wedding day." "I've been thinking a lot about the word "love" lately." "Love is a..." "The word "love" lately." "Love is a..." "Powerful emotion." "Love is a..." "Powerful emotion." "Love is this..." "Powerful emotion." "Love is this..." "Indescribable feeling you get love is this..." "Indescribable feeling you get when you see someone who you indescribable feeling you get when you see someone who you know will do anything for you..." "When you see someone who you know will do anything for you..." "When you see someone with a life know will do anything for you..." "When you see someone with a life growing inside of them, a life when you see someone with a life growing inside of them, a life you helped create." "Love is sticking it out." "Living with someone day after day, waking up next to them living with someone day after day, waking up next to them every morning with their bad day, waking up next to them every morning with their bad breath and their hair matted to" "every morning with their bad breath and their hair matted to one side of their head, and you breath and their hair matted to one side of their head, and you just look at them and you think," "one side of their head, and you just look at them and you think, "god, she's beautiful."" "Just look at them and you think, "god, she's beautiful." That's love." ""God, she's beautiful." That's love." "Dylan, I've given you every that's love." "Dylan, I've given you every reason not to love me..." "Dylan, I've given you every reason not to love me..." "And only one reason to." "Reason not to love me..." "And only one reason to." "I love you." "And only one reason to." "I love you." "You once said to me, you said," "I love you." "You once said to me, you said, if only your thesis could change you once said to me, you said, if only your thesis could change one person..." "If only your thesis could change one person..." "It did." "I'm sorry, Alex." "I have to do this." "So, in front of all of you..." "I am begging you, Dylan, to please forgive me for all the" "I am begging you, Dylan, to please forgive me for all the pain that I have caused you." "Please forgive me for all the pain that I have caused you." "Dylan, will you remarry me?" "Pain that I have caused you." "Dylan, will you remarry me?" "Both:" "Yes!" "Dylan, will you remarry me?" "Both:" "Yes!" "Yes." "Both:" "Yes!" "Yes." "Yes,but..." "Yes." "Yes,but..." "You're gonna have to work for yes,but..." "You're gonna have to work for it." "You're gonna have to work for it." "Ipromise." "It." "Ipromise." "[chuckles]" "Ipromise." "[chuckles] [ cheers and applause ]" "[ Upbeat music plays ]" "Mazeltov!" "♪feelsso goodthis morning ♪" "♪feelsso goodthis morning ♪ ♪ I want to leap before I look morning ♪ ♪ I want to leap before I look around ♪" "♪ I know that I'm falling ♪ I think it's what this life's about ♪" "♪ I think it's what this life's about ♪ ♪ what you say is infatuation about ♪ ♪ what you say is infatuation ♪ call it passion" "♪ what you say is infatuation ♪ call it passion ♪ no sin, no crime" "♪ call it passion ♪ no sin, no crime ♪ in fact, I'm truly grateful" "♪ no sin, no crime ♪ in fact, I'm truly grateful ♪ promise of love seems so" "♪ in fact, I'm truly grateful ♪ promise of love seems so alive ♪" "♪ promise of love seems so alive ♪ ♪ let's see alive ♪ ♪ let's see ♪ let's see" "♪ let's see ♪ let's see ♪ take it outside" "♪ let's see ♪ take it outside allright,nowlistenup!" "♪ Take it outside allright,nowlistenup!" "Now, all of you who had sex last allright,nowlistenup!" "Now, all of you who had sex last night..." "Now, all of you who had sex last night..." "Yeah!" "Night..." "Yeah!" "Let'sgo!" "Yeah!" "Let'sgo!" "Step up!" "Let'sgo!" "Step up!" "Get your picture ta-- oh!" "Step up!" "Get your picture ta-- oh!" "Allright!" "Get your picture ta-- oh!" "Allright!" "Couplelatebloomers." "Allright!" "Couplelatebloomers." "Couple late bloomers." "Couplelatebloomers." "Couple late bloomers." "Okay, okay." "Couple late bloomers." "Okay, okay." "Uh-oh." "Okay, okay." "Uh-oh." "Oh!" "Uh-oh." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "No kissing and telling, buddy." "Oh!" "No kissing and telling, buddy." "All right, now..." "No kissing and telling, buddy." "All right, now..." "Those of you who had sex with all right, now..." "Those of you who had sex with the groom!" "Those of you who had sex with the groom!" "Somebody got to be in with the the groom!" "Somebody got to be in with the groom!" "Somebody got to be in with the groom!" "Sorry, Dylan." "Groom!" "Sorry, Dylan." "Oh!" "Sorry, Dylan." "Oh!" "Okay,mama." "Oh!" "Okay,mama." "Yeah, come here." "Okay,mama." "Yeah, come here." "Rrr!" "Yeah, come here." "Rrr!" "[ chuckles ]" "Rrr!" "[ chuckles ] Thanksforplaying." "[ Chuckles ] Thanksforplaying." "All right, now, those of you who thanksforplaying." "All right, now, those of you who were screwed by the groom." "All right, now, those of you who were screwed by the groom." "Yeah!" "Were screwed by the groom." "Yeah!" "[ crowd ohhs ]" "Yeah!" "[ crowd ohhs ] Aww!" "[ Crowd ohhs ] Aww!" "Pickyourheadup, buddy." "Aww!" "Pickyourheadup, buddy." "Pick your head up, buddy." "Pickyourheadup, buddy." "Pick your head up, buddy." "Come on." "Pick your head up, buddy." "Come on." "Smile about it." "Come on." "Smile about it." "It's a celebration." "Smile about it." "It's a celebration." "All right." "All right." "It's a celebration." "All right." "All right." "A good sport." "All right." "All right." "A good sport." "Now, those of you..." "A good sport." "Now, those of you..." "Who screwed the groom, big-time." "Now, those of you..." "Who screwed the groom, big-time." "Somebody did." "Who screwed the groom, big-time." "Somebody did." "[ crowd "oohs" ]" "Somebody did." "[ crowd "oohs" ] [ laughter ]" "[ Crowd "oohs" ] [ laughter ] Ohh!" "Ugh!" "[ Laughter ] Ohh!" "Ugh!" "Hey!" "Oh!" "Ohh!" "Ugh!" "Hey!" "Oh!" "Okay, all right, hey, um..." "Hey!" "Oh!" "Okay, all right, hey, um..." "Hurtedmemorethanithurted okay, all right, hey, um..." "Hurtedmemorethanithurted you." "Hurtedmemorethanithurted you." "Mightneedsomecounseling you." "Mightneedsomecounseling on mightneedsomecounseling on that one." "On that one." "All right, now, those of you, that one." "All right, now, those of you, who, unfortunately..." "All right, now, those of you, who, unfortunately..." "Saw the groom butt naked having who, unfortunately..." "Saw the groom butt naked having sex." "Saw the groom butt naked having sex." "That was us!" "Sex." "That was us!" "[ laughter ]" "That was us!" "[ laughter ] That was us!" "[ Laughter ] That was us!" "[ cheers and applause ]" "That was us!" "[ cheers and applause ] Get in." "[ Cheers and applause ] Get in." "Youknowwhat?" "Get in." "Youknowwhat?" "Michael- - youknowwhat?" "Michael- - don't touch him." "Michael- - don't touch him." "Stay away from him." "Don't touch him." "Stay away from him." "Stay away from him." "Stay away from him." "Stay away from him." "All right, now, those of you..." "Stay away from him." "All right, now, those of you..." "Who would like to go on a all right, now, those of you..." "Who would like to go on a honeymoon with the groom, who would like to go on a honeymoon with the groom, come on down!" "Honeymoon with the groom, come on down!" "Yeah,see?" "Come on down!" "Yeah,see?" "She wants to go." "Yeah,see?" "She wants to go." "Herethey--  she wants to go." "Herethey--  boy, they -- herethey--  boy, they -- oh!" "[ laughs]" "Boy, they -- oh!" "[ laughs] I'm starting to think something oh!" "[ laughs] I'm starting to think something here." "I'm starting to think something here." "Youloveit ." "Here." "Youloveit ." "And once you go Mike, you don't youloveit ." "And once you go Mike, you don't go anywhere else." "And once you go Mike, you don't go anywhere else." "Theresomethingyouwantto go anywhere else." "Theresomethingyouwantto tell me?" "Theresomethingyouwantto tell me?" "No." "No,there'snothing." "Tell me?" "No." "No,there'snothing." "There is nothing." "No." "No,there'snothing." "There is nothing." "Okay,justmakingsure." "There is nothing." "Okay,justmakingsure." "Last but certainly not least -- okay,justmakingsure." "Last but certainly not least -- I feel like we all want to do last but certainly not least -- I feel like we all want to do this -- who wants to go on a" "I feel like we all want to do this -- who wants to go on a honeymoon with the bride?" "This -- who wants to go on a honeymoon with the bride?" "That's all of you!" "Honeymoon with the bride?" "That's all of you!" "That's everybody!" "That's all of you!" "That's everybody!" "That's all of you!" "That's everybody!" "That's all of you!" "You'rekiddingme !" "That's all of you!" "You'rekiddingme !" "No!" "She'smine!" "You'rekiddingme !" "No!" "She'smine!" "Unh-unh!" "No!" "No!" "She'smine!" "Unh-unh!" "No!" "Absolutely not!" "Unh-unh!" "No!" "Absolutely not!" "[ laughing ]" "Absolutely not!" "[ laughing ] Whoo!" "[ Laughing ] Whoo!" "Getit,man!" "Whoo!" "Getit,man!" "♪I 'mstayingwithyou"