"Bye!" "Pleakley, we got one." "And you brought it home." "Lovely." " What does this little monster do?" " That's what we're gonna find out." "No way!" "I can figure it out before you." "No." "No." "Cool, but no." " I got it!" "It's..." " Experiment 032." "Yeah, I knew which experiment it was all along." " 032 says you are telling fib." " How does he know?" "Is Lie Detector Experiment." "The more you lie, the more he beeps." "Forces people to tell the truth, resulting in complete chaos." " Is genius, no?" " How could the truth cause chaos?" "Society is like cloth, and lies are the thread which are holding it together." "Pull thread, civilisation unravels." "Humans cannot survive telling truth all the time." "I'm gonna name you "Fibber"." "Until we find a new home for you, you can stay with me in my house." "Lilo!" "Did you clean up your room?" "Yes." "Stitch's bed." "That's where you'll stay." "He's the one that caught you, anyways." "And keep him out of the way." "We don't want the T-shirt of civilisation to come apart." "That's right." "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" " Oh, yeah, I'm a..." " Where's Gantu?" "He said something about a spa weekend." "Oh, yeah." "This is unacceptable, You tell that flapping fish-face he doesn't get a vacation until he catches all the experiments!" "What, suddenly I'm his secretary?" "Yeah!" "Pleakley, your phone is ringing." "Is his mother." "Always calling, night and day, telling him to find wife." " A wife?" "Like a lady to marry?" " No!" "No, no, there will be no wife, no lady and no marrying." "My Earth studies are my life." "I don't have time for a relationship." " Hello?" " Lilo, no." " Hang up!" " Hello?" "Pleakley?" "Is that you?" "Mother?" "!" "Pleakley!" "Do you know how long I've been trying to reach you?" "No, I don't." "You see, I lost my phone in the ocean." "So tell me, son, have you found a nice girl to marry yet?" "I'm working on it." "Well, you can stop looking because I found one for you," "She is breathtaking, isn't she?" "Now, her parents are arranging a big, fancy wedding as we speak," "Wedding?" "I knew you'd be thrilled, Pack your things," "A limo-craft is on its way to bring you back home to meet your new bride!" "Wait!" "I am not thrilled." "I am the opposite of thrilled." "I'm un-thrilled." "I don't wanna get married." " How long will you be gone?" " Oh, not very long." "Just forever." "But you can't leave." " We're your 'ohana, - 'Ohana means "family"." "And you always will be my family." "I'll miss this beautiful planet." "The smoothie bars, the two-eyed people, the mosquitoes." "So, do not go." "Tell mother you refuse to marry ugly wife lady." "And disgrace my family's good name?" "Where I come from, when your parents choose your ugly spouse," " you must honour their decision." " Hey!" "What if you told your mom that you already had a woman to marry?" " I can't lie to my own mother." " Nonsense!" "Lies are holding civilisation together." "Yes." "I'm engaged." "Isn't it wonderful?" " When did all this happen?" " Well, just a few hours ago." "Yeah, a few hours ago." "I've been just so busy with getting engaged that I forgot to tell you." "Nice girl?" "Of course she's a nice girl." "Cook?" "She's a professional chef." "Keep him quiet." "Yes, I'm afraid you will have to call off that big, fancy wedding 'cause I'm getting married on Sunday." " What's that crazy beeping?" " It's the doorbell." "Yes, it's the doorbell." "Wedding planner's here." "Gotta go." " Well?" " She bought it." "She actually bought it." "This lying thing is working out really well." "Who could that be?" "It's that limo-craft mother sent to pick me up." "You know, before I told her I was engaged." "Boy, did I pull the wool over Mom's eye." "She is so..." "Here!" "We hopped a wormhole as soon as we found out." " I... but..." " What?" "Did you think your own family would miss your wedding?" "Come here." "Give momma a hug." "Mother." "Pixley." "Burtley." "What a wonderful surprise." " You actually live in this hovel?" " It's a home." "Oh, how rude of me not to introduce you all." "This is Lilo and her monster..." "dog... thing." " Aloha," " Pleased to meet you." "Pleakley, are you wearing female Earth clothes?" "No!" "Well, yes." "I mean, it's strictly a disguise for an important military mission." "And it highlights my washboard abs." "So?" "Where's my future daughter-in-law?" "I can't wait to meet her." "Daughter-in-law." "Right." "Well, you see, she's..." "Lilo?" "Who's that at the door?" "She'll be right out." "Are you lolo?" "But otherwise I'll lose one of my alien babysitters." "You'll still have your Uncle Jumba." "I'm not gonna be Pleakley's fiancée!" "OK." "I understand." "Besides, Jumba is perfectly qualified to be my babysitter." "Jumba, can I play with the chainsaw?" "Of course, but try not to lose finger." "Is messy." "All right!" "All right, I'll do it." "Thanks, Nani." "I'll never be bad again." "Well..." "looks like it's ready." "Volcano surprise." "It's so good to see my son finally getting married." "So, Wendy tells us you're..." " Wendy?" " Wendy?" "My brother?" "Your fiancé?" "The one-eyed wonder sitting next to you?" "His name's Wendy?" "You're marrying him and you don't even know his name?" "Well, I always just call him "honeykins"." "He was always embarrassed by his name." "I don't understand why." " It means "brave warrior" in Plorgonar." " Oh, how I wanted that name." "Maybe he was embarrassed because he couldn't live up to it." " I mean, look at his career." " Excuse me, but being an Earth expert" " is highly respectable." " I'm the CEO of a medium-sized galaxy." "I have a bathroom in my office." "You share a bunk bed with an evil scientist." " Do the math, brother." " OK, OK, pick-on-Wendy time is over." "Let's talk about the wedding." "How many guests are you having?" " Guests?" "Let's see, about..." " None." "They're getting married at city hall." "That's crazy talk!" "No son of mine is swearing his eternal intergalactically-binding vows without a decent wedding." "Eternal binding vows?" " Hello?" "Wendy's hovel." " Aloha, Who's this?" "This is Pixley Pleakley, PhD and CEO of the Glorknot Galaxy." "Who's this?" "This is David, surfer and Nani's boyfriend." "Boyfriend?" "Apparently Nani didn't tell you she's engaged." "She's what?" "Engaged." "As in engaged to be married." "Are all you Earth people this dense?" "Nani's getting married?" "If only Grandma Pleakley could see you in her wedding dress." "You know, I don't think we'll be able to do this whole wedding thing." "I mean, we don't even have anyone to marry us." "There, there." "Not to worry." "I found you a minister." "He was ordained at the Happy Slots Chapel in a place called Las Vegas." "I think the veil hides a multitude of flaws, dear." "Lilo!" "Lilo!" "This has gone way too far!" " I'm not going to marry Pleakley." " But it's just pretend, like when I married the rat that lives in the garage." " His mother ordered a real minister." " You can't back out now!" "Watch me." " Now what do I do?" " Little girl?" "Did you want to play with this?" "I'm home!" "What?" "My ship!" "The party is over." "How long has the container computer been beeping?" "Ever since you left." "And, boy, is it irritating." "I just drowned it out with Electro-Dance Party 4," "Warning, Experiment 032 activated," " Hamsterviel's going to pummel me." " That reminds me, the rat-face called." "But, not to worry, I hung up on him before he described how he was gonna pummel you." " When I get back, I'm pummelling you!" " Easy." "Whoa!" "Too late there, cod boy." "Your breath beat you to it." " She's beautiful!" " Where is Nani?" "Things just didn't work out." "You know how it is." "This one has even more eyes than the last one." "Mother?" "So long as he marries someone." "Continue." "Well, dearly beloved, here we are gathered to witness the e'erlasting union of Wendy and..." "Jumbina." "He escaped!" "Wendy, it's vow time." "Lay them on us, babe." "Dearest, the day we met, I couldn't take my eye off you." "Will someone please stop that incessant beeping?" "Well, it looks like we have all the rings here today, the wedding ring, the suffering and the torturing!" "Oh, what a joyous day!" "By the power vested in me, as sole owner and proprietor of Happy Slots Chapel," "I now pronounce you husband and..." "Nani!" "Nani." "You can't..." "You are interrupting climax of Earth ceremony, surf boy." "I can't what, David?" "Nani." "Hi." "I..." "Let me guess." "Another ex-boyfriend?" "Give me the abomination and no one gets hurt!" "This is a private wedding." "Do you have an invitation?" "Wedding?" "Is there cake?" "Trog!" "I'll destroy you!" "You stay away from my sister!" "Not until she tells me where the abomination is." "We don't have it." " What was that?" " Nothing." "Fibber!" "The truth comes out." " No!" " Lilo!" "Fibber!" "I knew big belly would be coming in handy someday." "You won't stop me, trog!" "I will get that lie detector!" "A lie detector?" "A lie detector?" "You mean this whole thing has been a great, big lie?" "The fiancée?" "The wedding?" "Everything?" "Well, not everything... exactly." "Yes." "We travelled two million miles for nothing?" "I lost two days of my important work for this!" "You are not fit to wear the name Wendy!" "I hate you!" "Hey!" "Fibber's been beeping!" "All that mean stuff your family just yelled at you" " must not be how they really feel." " It wasn't?" "Why else would Fibber have been beeping?" "So..." "Burtley doesn't hate me?" "No." "I don't hate you." "I never did." "I was just jealous." "I mean, look at you." "You're tall, you're handsome, you're a babe magnet." "He didn't beep." "It must be true." "I'm a babe magnet." "And you're creative, too." "I've felt inferior to you my whole life." "But you're the CEO of a galaxy." "I was just trying to be better than you." "And what did it get me?" "A high-powered career, a custom shoe closet and bone-searing loneliness!" "Your shoes have their own closet?" "It's all my fault." "I pushed you all too hard." "I just wanted my children to be happy." "But, Mom, I am happy." "Oh, don't be ridiculous." "How can you be happy?" "You're not even married." "I don't want to be married, Mother." "I'm happy just as I am." "Then can I marry Nani?" " No!" " No!" "You know, I'm even happier now that I know that you all really love me." "You do, right?" " Well..." " Well, you're not perfect." "Perfect?" "Try living with a sister who pours grape jelly in your socks." "Or a sister who hogs the bathroom for hours." "But no matter how much we annoy each other, we're still 'ohana," "And we love our 'ohana, just the way we are." "See?" "The T-shirt of human civilisation is made of love, not lies." "Hate to interrupt the love fest, but who's dropping the ch-ching?" "Have a safe trip everyone." "Goodbye!" "Bye, son." "Take care of yourself." "Try wearing men's clothes more often." "Oh, don't worry." "I will." "OK, bye!" "Now we just have to figure out what to do with Fibber." "I said I'd be back." "Oh, no!" "Come on, hop into our ship." "We can still catch him." "We'll catch him another day." "For now, let him stay with Gantu." "He could use a little chaos." "No, no." "I wasn't on vacation." "It was an educational conference." "You lying lump of rubber!" "You're on probation!" "You know, Fib?" "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."