"HI." "I'M OFF TO PICK UP MY SON AT MEX-WIFE'S HOUSE." "WELL, IT USED TO BE MY HOUSE." "SEE, AFTER THE DIVORCE, EVERYTHING BECAME HERS..." "BUT I'M NOT BITTER." "YOU TAKE HER CLOTHES?" "OH, I TAKE EVERYTHING." "ALL RIGHT, I'M A LITTLE BITTER, BUT COME ON, WE ALL LOSE STUFF." "TAKE MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDY JASON--HE LOST HIS JOB." "THINK PRISON LONG, DEATH SHORT." "(Harry) SO NOWE WORKS AT THE HOSPITAL EVERY DAY," "AND CLAIMS HE'S IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THEDOCTORS." "OW!" "THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL" "THAT YOU AND I WILL EVER BE ANYTHING." "OUR PAL SHERMAN LOST HIS HOME AND EVERYTHING IN IT..." "AND HE ALSO LOST HIS WIFE, TOO." "NO, NO, I DIDN'T HAVE A MENTAL BREAK." "MY WIFE LEFT ME AND TOOK EVERYTHING I OWNED." "AND THEN THERE'S KELLY." "SHE WAS GONNA BE A LAWYER, BUT..." "SHE KINDA LOST HER WAY." "YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE, RIGHT?" "KELLY REALLY DOESN'T LIKE TO REVEAL TOO MUCH ABOUT HER PAST." "ALL I KNOW IS THAT RELATIONSHIP DIDN'T WORK OUT," "SO I ASKED HER TO STAY TH ME FOR A WHILE." "IN FACT, THEY'RE ALL STAYING WITH ME." "WHO KNEW THAT MY BEST FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL" "WOULD ALL BE LIVING WITH ME 20 YEARS LATER?" "FUNNY THING, LIFE. sync:" "FRM@Ó²°î°î" "OH, MAUREEN, I ONLY HAVE DYLAN FOR THE NIGHT." "HE DOESN'T NEED HIS DAY PLANNER" "AND WHY DOES AN 8-YEAR-OLD EVEN HAVE A DAY PLANNER?" "OH, I SEE, SO MONDAY HE REMEMBERS" ""TO TALK TO THAT MUSLIM KID AT LUNCH."" "I WANT HIM TO LEARN TO BREAK DOWN RACIAL STEREOTYPES." "OH, AND BY THE WAY..." "I THINK CONCEPCION IS STEALING FROM ME." "THINGS ARE MISSING." "MAUREEN, CONCEPCION HAS WORKED F US FOR 15 YEARS." "HOW?" "HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?" "OH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "I'M AWFUL, I'M AWFUL." "I'M SURE THINGS WILL JUST TURN UP." "DYLAN, HONEY, DADDY'S HERE." "* OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET *" "* OUR HOUSE..." "(chuckles evly)" "* IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR..." "EITHER YOU TELL ME WHERE MY WIFE IS," "OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND SLASH ALL OF YOUR TIRES." "BECAUSE YOU'RE HER MOTHER." "WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME WHERE STEPHANIE IS?" "GOD, WHAT IS THIS THING MADE OF?" "I HAD A WAFFLE IN THERE." "WAFFLE?" "YOU WANNA GET YOUR WAFFLE?" "HERE'S YOUR WAFFLE." "WHERE'S MY WIFE?" "I MEAN, SHE DISAPPEARS, TAKES EVERYTHING WE OWN," "AND SHE JUST LEAVES BEHIND THIS RIDICULOUS NOTE" "THAT MAKES NO SENSE." ""I'M MORE ONE WHEN I'M WITH YOU." YEAH." "SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR TO ME." "WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?" "DR. JOANNA, BAGELS." "YOU'RE OVERWORKED." "LISTEN, IT'S MY JOB AS A VOLUNTEER" "TO HELP THE DOCTORS ANY WAY I CAN," "SO TONIGHT YOU'RE DITCHING THE fiancé," "AND I'M TAKING YOU TWO-STEPPIN'." "NO, THANKS." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER." "WE HAD TO ADMIT HER AGAIN." "HER CANCER'S BACK, AND SHE'S REFUSING TREATMENT." "I KNOW I WANT HER TO KEEP FIGHTING," "BUT SHE SAYS THAT SHE'S TIRED," "AND SHE JUST WANTS TO LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE." "WELL, MAYBE THAT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO." "YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID," "I HAD THIS HAMSTER NAMED HAMSTERDAM." "AND ONE DAY I CAME HOME, AND HE JUST--HE WAS ON HIS BACK," "AND HE WASN'T MOVING, AND HIS LITTLE FEET WERE UP IN THE AIR." "I-I-I WAS FREAKED." "I TOOK THE STRAW FROM MY SODA" "AND I STUCK IT IN HIS MOUTH AND I JUST BLEW AND BLEW," "UNTIL FINALLY, HE WOKE UP AND WENT..." "AND THEN HE DIED AGAIN." "I JUST FEEL THAT IF I DIDN'T TRY C.P.R. WITH THE STRAW," "THEN MAYBE HE WOULD'VE DIED THERE WITH DIGNITY..." "UNDER THAT LITTLE WHEEL," "AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ME IN THAT STORY..." "YEAH." "AND--AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S HAMSTERDAM..." "UH-HUH." "AND THE LITTLE WHEEL'S CANCER." "YEAH, I GET IT." "AHEM." "WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?" "YOU'VE BEEN STAYING ON THE COUCH AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW?" "WHAT?" "HARRY STEALS FROM HIS EX-WIFE." "IT'S NOT STEALING." "EVERYONE KNS IF YOU GET DUMPED," "YOU GET TO TAKE YOUR STUFF BACK." "BUT THIS-- YOU'RE TAKING HER STUFF." "HEY, I PAID FOR THIS STUFF." "BESIDES, SHE'S NEVER GONNA MISS IT" "UNTIL SHE HAS TO GET OFF HER FAT ASS" "AND CHANGE THE CHANNELS HERSELF." "SO DEMENTED." "OH." "THESE ARE PERFECT." "OH!" "SHOOT!" "OH, I'LL GET IT." "NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!" "YOU PLAY GOLF?" "NO, GIVE THAT TO ME." "OH, IT'S JUST THAT IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD" "TO HAVE A GOLF BALL IN YOUR PURSE AND YOU DON'T EVEN PLA" "YOU JUST SAW HANDCUFFS, NIPPLE CLAMPS" "AND A BUNCH OF CRUMPLED $1 BILLS FALL OUT OF MY PURSE," "AND YOU'RE FREAKED OUT ABOUT A GOLF BALL?" "WELL, YEAH." "I MEAN, YOU WORK AT THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN WESTWOOD." "THE OTHER STUFF I GET, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A GOLF BALL" "OH..." "WOW, NEVER MIND." "FORGET IT." "SORRY." "YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I LOVE MORE THAN GOLF," "AND THAT'S YOU." "AW." "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "YES!" "YES, OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!" "DAVIDANDKELLY, YOU'RE ON THE FIRST TEE." "WE'RE UP!" "GRAB THE BAGS." "I'M GETTING MARRIE" "LOOK AT THIS--ONE SNEAKER." "ENJOY YOUR NEW TREADMILL, MAUREEN." "I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS." "OH, SHERMAN." "LOOK AT YOU." "STEPHANIE SAID YOU'D HIT ROCK BOTTOM." "AH!" "SEE, I KNEW YOU TALKED TO HER." "WHERE IS SHE?" "I HAVE TO GO." "I NEED TO BUY A NEW REMOTE MINE KEEP DISAPPEARING!" "I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DOESN'T JUST STEAL THE TV." "I AM BEGGING YOU, WOMAN, TO TELL ME WHERE SHE IS." "ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU," "BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT HER." "SHE'S SUCH A FOLLOWER." "SHE WENT FROM THE KRISHNAS" "TO THAT GUY WHO WORSHIPS GUINEA PIGS TO YOU," "AND NOW SHE'S WITH THAT GURU DANNY." "GURU DANNY?" "THAT GUY IS A TOTAL FRAUD!" "WHAT KIND OF A SPIRITUAL LEADER LIVES IN BEL AIR" "AND HAS A DIFFERENT ROLLS-ROYCE FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK?" "I NNOT BELIEVE SHE'S TAKEN IN BY SOMEBODY" "WHO DOESN'T EVEN PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACHES." "IS THAT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK?" "NO, IT'S MY CELL PHONE." "HELLO?" "YOU--Y SHOULDN'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE!" "JASON." "I-I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, AND YOU WERE RIGHT." "I KNEW IT." "YOU TOTALLY DIG ME." "WHAT?" "NO, ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER." "SHE SHOULD DIE WITH DIGNITY," "SO WE'RE STOPPING THE TREATMENT." "IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS." "I REALLY APPRECIATE OUR TALK." "THANK YOU." "NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO" "IS MOVE THE WEDDING UP TO NEXT MONTH SO SHE CAN BE THERE." "YOU OKAY?" "APPLE." ""DIE WITH DIGNITY"?" "WHAT WAS I THINKG?" "CANCER SUCKS." "IT REALLY RUINS LIVES, YOU KNOW?" "SEE YOU GUYS LATER." "WELL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "UH, TO THE ASHRAM." "UH, IF I CAN JUST TALK TO STEPHANIE," "KNOW I CAN GET THROUGH TO HER, AND THEN SHE'LL COME HOME" "AND WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER." "IF THAT DOESN WORK," "I'LL BURN THE PLACE TO THE GROUND." "BYE-BYE." "I'M THINKING I SHOULD GO WITH HIM." "KELLY, DO YOU MIND WATCHING DYLAN FOR A BIT?" "UH, YEAH, OKAY, BUT DON'T BE LONG." "I'VE GOT THIS, UM, THING." "UH-HUH." "HEY, CAN WE GO MINIATURE GOLFING?" "NO!" "NO, NO!" "NO GFING." "WE'RE-- WE'RE NOT GONNA GO GOLFING." "GUESS SHE DOESN'T LI DEALING WITH BALLS ON HER DAY OFF." "AND HERE WE ARE IN GURU DANNY'S PORTRAIT GALLERY." "AS YOU CAN SEE, GURU DANNY HAS TOUCHED LIVES" "ALL AROUND THE WORLD..." ""GURU DANNY COMFORTS LEPERS."" ""GURU DANNY FEEDS THE HUNGRY."" ""GURU DANNY BOWLS A 275"?" "WOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE." "OH, MY..." "THAT'S--THAT'S MY CHIFFOROBE..." "AND THAT'S MY TORTOISESHELL BOWL OF POTPOURRI." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." "THIS IS WHERE MY STUFF WENT." "SHE DIDN'T EVEN KEEP IT FOR HERSELF." "SHE JUST GAVE IT TO THIS BOOB!" "SHH!" "SHERM, WOULD YOU JUST QUIET DOWN?" "YOU WANNA GET US KICKED OFF THE TOUR?" "THAT'S MY COFFEE TABLE." "THOSE ARE MY THROW PILLOWS," "AND THOSE ARE MY--MY THROW PILLOWS." "WHAT, A STRAIGHT GUY CAN'T HAVE THROW PILLOWS?" "I PROMISED KELLY I'D CALL HER BY NOW." "THE MOOD SHE'S IN, SHE'S GONNA KILL ME." "EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?" "CAN I GET MY CELL PHONE BACK?" "I'M SORRY, NO." "GURU DANNY INSISTS ON ABSOLUTE SILENCE." "HE BELIEVES IT SYMBOLIZES THE LACK OF NOISE." "EVERYONE, COME WITH ME TO THE GIFT SHOP." "WITH A PURCHASE OF $70 OR MORE..." "WE'RE GONNA GO FIND STEPHANIE." "BUT WE'RE GOING TO THE GIFT SHOP." "I WANNA GET MY GURU DANNY BARBECUE COOKBOOK." "OKAY, GRANDMA, YOU GET SOME REST," "AND I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON YOU." "OH, THANK YOU, SWEETHEART." "ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY." "SO..." "I HEAR YOU'RE GONNA DIE." "WHAT?" "!" "WHICH IS FINE IF YOU'RE A QUITTER." "HOW OLD ARE YOU, ROSE?" "70, 72?" "I'M 91." "PFFT!" "YOU GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU." "THERE'S SO MUCH LEFT FOR YOU TO DO." "HAVE YOU EVER CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN?" "GONE TO SPAIN AND-- AND SEEN A BULLFIGHT?" "MADE LOVE ON A BOAT?" "WHOO!" "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" "STEPHANIE." "STEPHANIE!" "STEPHANIE!" "SWEETHEART." "OH, I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART." "SWEETHEART, I'M COMING, MUFFIN." "SWEETHEART, OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH." "OH, STEPHANIE," "I-I HAVEN'T EVEN SET FOOT IN OUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LEFT." "I'M STUCK AT HARRY'S." "HI, STEPHANIE." "HONEY BEAR, IT'S ALL MY FAULT." "I GOT CAUGHT UP IN BEING SHERMAN YABLONSKY," "AND I FORGOT ALL ABOUT MRS. SHERMAN YABLONSKY," "BUT THAT'S ALL GONNA CHANGE." "SWEET--SWEEHEART," "SWEETHEART, REMEMBER THAT" "THAT FABULOUS TRIP TO PARIS?" "HMM?" "WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU THIS TIME." "SWEETIE?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "SAY SOMETHING." "SHE CAN'T." "SHE'S TAKEN A VOW OF SILCE." "WELL, THAT'S ABSURD." "WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU?" "WELL, SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO ME" "BECAUSE SOME FAKE GURU HAS MADE YOU TAKE A VOW OF SILENCE?" "IS THAT-- OKAY, HE MUST BE GOOD," "BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET YOU TO SHUT UP DURING A MOVIE." "SHERM, SHERM, THERE'S LARGE MEN IN SUITS COMING." "NO, I'M NOT LEAVING TILL YOU TALK TO ME, STEPH" "UNTIL YOU TALK TO ." "STEPHANIE." "STEPH--LET ME GO." "I HAVE TO TALK TO--THAT'S MY WIFE." "THAT'S MY WIFE." "EXCUSE ME, LADY WHO TALKS," "CAN YOU HELP ME GET MY CELL PHONE BACK?" "ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, WE'RE GONNA START NOW." "NOW YOUR DAD DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS, OKAY?" "WELCOME TO ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS." "WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO SHARE?" "JOHN, COME ON." "HI, JOHN." "SO WHAT DO THEY DO HERE?" "IT'S KINDA LIKE, UH..." "STORY TIME FOR GROWN-UPS." "BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE?" "I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE SOON." "GET YOUR TIE COME ON!" "WHOA!" "SORRY I'M LATE." "I JUST DOUBLE-BOGEYED 17." "OUCH." "THAT HOLE IS THE WORST." "WHEW." "THE FAIRWAY TRAP ALONE IS MURDER." "CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS, PLEASE?" "WANNA EASE UP ON THE TONE?" "THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE." "I ACTUALLY HAVE 30 DAYS SOBER." "I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE" "NOT TO BE DRUNK AT WORK." "HI, PRINCIPAL BECKMAN!" "THAT'S MY PRINCIPAL." "HE CRIES IN HIS CAR." "ROSE." "ROSE, YOU AWAKE?" "I'VE GOT SOMEONE HERE WHO WANTS TO MEET YOU." "HE'S SINGLE, IN REMISSION" "AND READY TO GET BACK IN THE GAME." "I'M GAY." "YOU'RE 80." "WHY ARE YOU STILL HOLDING ON TO LABELS?" "YOU TOOK MY SON TO AN A.A. MEETING?" "UH, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO," "LEAVE HIM HOME WITH ALL THE ALCOHOL?" "HE DOESN'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM," "ALTHOUGH HIS PRINCIPAL NOW THINKS HE DOES." "I TRIED TO CALL YO I TOLD YOU I HAD TO BE SOMEWHERE." "YES, BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE." "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." "MY SON IS MY BUSINESS." "I NEED TO KNOW WHERE HE IS AT ALL TIMES." "I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SNEAK AROUND WITH SHERMAN" "IF I CAN'T TRUST YOU?" "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME, AND MAYBE NEXT TIME," "INSTEAD OF BLAMING ME FOR GOING SOMEWHERE I NEEDED TO BE," "YOU'LL ANSWER YOUR SPID PHONE!" "KELLY, I..." "I'M SORRY I SNAPPED AT YOU." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I SHOULD HAVE CALLED." "I'M SORRY, TOO." "I DI'T WANNA BRING HIM." "IT'S JUST..." "YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME LATELY," "AND, UH, I NEEDED TO GO TO THAT MEETING." "I'M SORRY." "I-I WISH I KNEW THAT." "MAYBE I COULDA HELPED." "BUT THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, KELLY." "YOU'RE SO PRIVATE, WHICH-- WHICH IS OKAY." "I RESPECT THAT." "BUT I MEAN, I'M NOT LIKE THAT." "I WEAR MY HET ON MY SLEEVE" "WHICH A LOT OF WOMEN FIND ATTRACTIVE" "WELL, SOME DO." "ACTUALLY, MOST DON'T, BUT MY POINTS," "I TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING, BECAUSE--I DON'T KNOW" "IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL BETTER..." "AND I GUESS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW" "THAT IF YOU EVER DID WANNA TALK, I'M HERE." "THERE'S NOTHING SO BAD" "THAT YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT." "I KILLED MY HUSBAND." "WAS HE A TALKER, TOO?" "MORE OF A YELLER." "DO IT AGAIN!" "AND DO IT AGAIN." "IT'S CLED FOCUS." "LET'S FIGURE IT OUT AND DO IT AGAIN." "DO YOU WANNA HIT IT INTO THE LAKE?" "DO IT AGAIN." "DO IT AGAIN." "DO IT AGAIN!" "* IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING *" "* WHOO!" "WELL, HE WAS RIGHT." "IT DID GO INTO THE LAKE..." "EIGHT YEARS AGO TODAY." "SO THAT GOLF BALL IN YOUR PURSE..." "I JUST WANT TO REMEMBER WHAT I DID." "WELL, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, KELLY, YOU DIDN'T." "HARRY, SOME THINGS JUST DON'T GET BETTER" "BY TALKING ABOUT THEM." "OKAY, HERE." "HERE'S YOUR STUFF." "WHAT?" "HERE, LET'S GO." "WHERE?" "TO THE ASHRAM." "SHE WON'T TALK TO ME, FINE." "I'M GONNA DO WHAT YOU DO." "WE'RE GONNA STEAL MY STUFF BACK." "THIS IS CRAZY." "WE CAN'T DO THIS." "£¿£¿£¿" "YES,BUT I HAVE A KID." "WE'RE GOING IN." "WHY ARE YOU HAVING US WEAR BLACK?" "SO WHEN THEY CATCH US, WE'LL LOOK SLIMMING?" "I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DARK BY NOW." "I COUNTED ON MORE TRAFFIC." "THEN YOU SHOULDA TAKEN SUNSET." "I-I GET CARSICK" "DOGS!" "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "BEEF JERKY." "YOU GOT BEEF JERKY IN YOUR POCKET." "THIS IS MY PROTEIN SNACK FOR LATER." "DO YOU WANNA BE A PROTEIN SNACK FOR LATER?" "GIVE ME THAT." "GO, GO, GO!" "OW, OW." "GO-- YOU GET THE FLATSCREEN TV." "I'LL GET THE THROW PILLOWS." "WHY CAN'T I GET THE PILLOWS?" "THEY'RE RABID DOGS." "MAY I HELP YOU?" "COULD YOU GET THE DOOR?" "ROSE..." "ROSE!" "I WANT YOU TO LIVE." "WHO IS THAT?" "IT'S ME, GOD..." "WITH A MESSAGE-- CONTINUE YOUR CHEMO." "DID YOU JUST HEAR GOD?" "THAT WAS COOL." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" "WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?" "I DON'T." "I MEAN, YOU COULD DIE IF YOU WANT TO, BUT IT'S JOANNA." "SHE'S MOVING UP HER WEDDING BECAUSE OF YOU." "I MEAN, WHO IS THIS FIANCé GUY, ANYWAY?" "DOES HE REALLY KNOW HER?" "DOES HE NOTICE THAT ONE OF HER NOSTRILS" "IS SLIGHTLY SMALLER THAN THE OTHER?" "I MEAN, DOES HE KNOW THAT WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY," "AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LAUGH, HER EYES DO?" "IT'S JUST, HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S THE RIGHT GUY FOR HER?" "AND YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "WELL, I'D LIKE THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT." "YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY NICE BOY..." "A LITTLE NUTTY, BUT..." "BUT NICE." "BUT THIS IS JOANNA'S DECISION, AND SHE'S MADE IT." "SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN TO LET GO." "YOU MAY KEEP THE TELEVISION." "BUT REMEMBER, THE MORE THINGS YOU POSSESS," "THE MORE THEY POSSESS YOU." "OH, PLEASE." "THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY." "YOU POSSESS THEM." "YOU SEEM ANGRY." "WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I BE?" "THIS IS MY BUDDY SHERMAN'S TV." "I'M JUST TAKING BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY HIS." "WHY SHOULD HIS WIFE GET EVERYTHING?" "IT'S JUST NOT FAIR." "FIRST,HEY TAKE YOUR BALLS AND THEN THE HOUSE" "AND THEN THE CAT YOU NEVER EVEN WANTED," "BUT YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ANYWAY," "AND THEN HALF THE TIME WITH YOUR KID." "WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED?" "DO YOU HAVE AN EX-WIFE?" "NO." "YES." "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, AND WHERE'S MY FLATSCREEN?" "IS IT REALLY YOUR FLATSCREEN, OR ARE YOU ITS PERSON?" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I THINK WE WERE WRONG ABOUT GURU DANNY." "HE REALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE." ""TO HAVE IS TO NOT HAVE." "TO ACQUIRE IS TO GIVE AWAY."" "YOU JUST-- YOU'RE SAYING OPPOSITES." "GURU DANNY SAYS, "OPPOSITES ARE THE SAME." I'M GONNA KILL YOU." ""DEATH IS LIFE." GET OUT OF THE CAR!" "GET" "I KNOW." "I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, SHERM," "BUT HE HELPED ME SEE" "THAT I STILL HOLD ANGER TOWARDS MAUREEN." "AND I NEED TO LET GO OF IT, OR I'M NEVER GONNA MOVE ON." "DID HE SAY THAT WHILE HE WAS STANDING" "ON MY $20,000 HANDWOVEN TIBETAN RUG?" "YES, HE DID." "OH, I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!" "SHH." "WELL, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, GRANDMA." "I DON'T GET IT." "SHE CHANGED HER ND AGAIN." "SHE WANTS TO CONTINUE TREATMENT." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "MY 91-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER" "HAS A NEW LEASE ON LIFE." "I MEAN, APPARENTLY, SHE MET A LITTLE OLD GAY MAN" "FROM THE DIALYSIS CENTER" "AND WANTS TO RENT AN R.V. AND GO TO THE GRAND CANYON." "IT'S INSANE, BUT I GUESS I'M PUSHING THE WEDDING BACK." "WELL, THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HRT WANTS." "I GUESS." "HARRY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO TALK." "I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HIT THE BALL." "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GONNA DO, RIGHT?" "NOTHING." "REMEMBER, DOING NOTHING IS DOING SOMETHING." "COME ON, MAN, STOP THAT" "THAT'S SO STUPID." "ST THINK OF IT AS A LITTLE STEP." "YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING THAT ING AROUND WAY TOO LONG." "IT'S TIME TO LET IT GO." "MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD LESSON FOR YOU, TOO, SHERM." "MAYBE IT'S TIME TOET STEPHANIE GO." "NO, I CAN'T LET HER GO." "I KNOW SHE LOVES ME." "I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOESN'T SAY." "DII EVER TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT MY HAMSTER, HAMSTERDAM?" "OKAY, GUYS, STAND BACK." "WAY BACK." "OH."