"Love!" "Affection!" "Caring!" "These are such beautiful words." "There are many people in this world who believe in these words." "The three of us are not among those people." "Tanmay Joglekar, born in Latur, had noticed one thing in his childhood." "All girls like to talk to their teddy bears." "Taking advantage of this fact Tanmay became Eddy Teddy for the kids of Sydney." "And Ready Teddy for the beautiful girls!" "And this is Ali Haider alias Al." "A true Muslim." "Prays 5 times a day." "Al has never prayed five times in his entire life." "There are only two favourite dishes of Al." "One is Hyderabadi biryani and the other is hot youth of the girls." "And this is me." "Arush Mehra." "Arush Mehra... a guy from double bread street." "The manager of Sydney's most happening night club, 'Greed'." "A great man had said a very nice thing about me." "That Arush cannot entice the woman whom Arush doesn't want." "And that great person is me." "Hey baby." "Three best friends, one house and just one funda of life." "Love is useless." "You know the rest." ""Love and affection."" ""The talk of love is just useless talk."" ""It is all untrue."" ""Customs and promises"" ""Does whatever they feel..."" ""We are brat prince..."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""Let us live this moment."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""We'll worry about tomorrow later."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""Let us live this moment."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""We'll worry about tomorrow later."" ""Come here."" ""Come and dance with me, oh beloved."" ""Don't make me jealous."" ""Come give me a kiss, oh beloved."" ""In this night of desire."" ""My feelings are on fire."" ""Don't aggravate my desire."" ""Love and affection."" ""The talk of love is just useless talk."" ""It is all untrue."" ""Customs and promises." "We don't follow."" ""We do what we want."" ""We are spoilt brats."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""Let us live this moment."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""We'll worry about tomorrow later."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""Let us live this moment."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""We'll worry about tomorrow later."" ""Baby, baby I need you."" ""Baby, baby I need you."" ""Hey baby!"" ""Hey baby!"" ""Hey baby!"" ""Hey baby!"" ""Who knows when this intoxication of youth subsides."" ""Come on beloved let's enjoy life to its fullest."" ""Let me get lost in this enchantment."" ""Let it happen what is meant to happen."" ""Let there not be any distance between us."" ""Love and affection."" ""The talk of love is just useless talk."" ""It is all untrue."" ""Customs and promises." "We don't follow."" ""We do what we want."" ""We are spoilt brats."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""Let us live this moment."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""We'll worry about tomorrow later."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""Let us live this moment."" ""Hey Baby!"" ""We'll worry about tomorrow later."" ""Hey Baby!"" "You rascal!" "Scoundrel!" "Take care of your daughter!" ""Hey baby..."" "You rascal!" "Scoundrel!" "Take care of your daughter!" "That's what is written in this letter." "You rascal!" "Scoundrel!" "Take care of your daughter!" "Rascals!" "Scoundrels!" "This cannot be my daughter." "Then who's daughter..." " Good morning, guys!" " hi..." "Hi sweetie!" " Hi!" " Hi!" "What a sweet baby!" "Look at the baby." "Cute!" "So sweet!" " Isn't it a nice baby?" "Is this yours?" " No darling this is not my baby." "This is his." "He has 2-3 babies more." "Is it true?" "This is your baby?" "No darling, I am Eddy Teddy." "I 'll have bear baby." "This is his baby!" " What!" "This is his baby!" " Mine!" "I need an explanation." "If this is your baby then you have a wife too." "I don't have a wife." "I don't have a baby." "I'm not even married." "It's his baby." "Hey, are you crazy?" "What rubbish are you talking about?" "She can understand English." "Darling, this is not my baby." "Listen to me." "This is his baby!" "What are you talking about?" "Shut up!" "How dare the three of you ask us about this baby?" " Exactly!" "Exactly!" "Exactly!" "Exactly!" "Get out of our house!" "Get out!" "?" "No!" "No!" " Get out!" "Baby, don't go!" "Baby!" " It's a joke!" "Go away." "Let me go." " No, baby." "Baby, listen to me." "What?" "Who's going to wash my underwear now?" "What?" " Who's going to wash my dirty socks now?" "It's not my fault." "This happened because of this kid." "One of you has fathered her." "Why?" "Are you impotent?" "Yes!" "Yes, I am." "Do you have any problem with that?" "I don't have any problem." "Fine!" "Go!" "Go!" "Impotent!" "Go." " What did he mean?" " Impotent." "What?" "Don't call me impotent, all right." "I am not a fool like you two." "Whenever I go out I keep less money and more condoms in my pocket." "They are always in your pocket and never used." "Why don't you say anything to Arush?" "He brings home any woman he meets." "I have told him many times to maintain some standard." "Don't talk to me about standards!" "Okay!" "Just don't talk about standards!" "The girls who go with you have no standard." "Do you know why?" " Why?" "Because they go with you." "If they go with me their standard will be raised." "Funny!" "Funny!" "Funny!" "Funny!" " It's not funny, it's the reality." "It's really funny!" " It's reality." "Do you know what?" " What?" " You are Naakipunski!" "It's Napunsak (lmpotent)!" "Okay." "First learn to pronounce it." "It's Napunsak!" "Okay!" "You are Naakipunski!" " Stop it guys!" "Stop it!" "Why is she crying?" "She is crying because she is a girl." " So!" "Girls always cry." "What?" " Yes!" "But why is she crying at this hour." "Maybe she is hungry." "What should we feed the baby?" "Pizza!" "She is six days old!" "Beer!" " She's not eighteen yet." "All right!" " How about chicken sausage?" "What if she is a vegetarian?" "Then what should we feed her." "Mushroom!" "Popcorn!" "What is this ball doing here?" "Shall we feed her a ball?" "Sorry." "What about baby food?" "Yes, we can feed her baby food." "Do one thing." "Go bring some baby food for her." "Go on." "I am not going." "You go and bring it." "Al, he has no manners at all." "You go." "Go and bring it." "I am very tired." "As if you are well mannered." "No problem." "How difficult can it be buy baby food." "I'll bring it." "Excuse me!" " Yes." "Is this your kid?" " Yes." "What do you feed her?" "She is just an infant." "She only has mother's milk." "Where can I get mother's milk?" " What?" "Where can I get mother's milk?" "No." "No." "I mean she needs baby food." "Okay, baby food!" "Which one?" "Which baby food?" "This one." "It has a lot of iron in it." "Iron!" "Do kids eat iron?" "No." "It's not that kind of iron." "It contains minerals." "I'm sorry for my ignorance." " It's fine!" "But minerals are good for baby's health." "How old is your baby?" "I don't know." "She has just arrived this morning." "What?" "This big!" "I'm sorry." "This big." "Okay." "So let me see." "Take this." "This is the most popular one." "Okay." "Excuse me!" " Yeah." "Sorry." " No, it's all right." "Tell me." "Can you come with me to that corner?" " Why?" "I want to pamper." " What?" "I mean, I want to buy some pampers!" "Please help me!" " Okay." "I understand." "Let's go." "Yeah." "Keep one thing in mind." "Before feeding the baby don't forget to sterilize the nipples." "Okay?" "Sterilize my nipples." "Mister, your nipples!" "You can buy them." "I thought these nipples!" "Bastard." "Arush, what have you brought?" "Are you blind?" "It is baby food." "Look, Barley, cereal for baby." "Oatmeal." "Another cereal for baby." "Is this box for me?" " That's for baby too." "Is this orange juice for the baby too?" " That's for me." "Hot oats, for baby." "And biscuits!" "Is it for the baby as well?" " For all three of us." "Hey!" "You got my favourite biscuits." "Thanks man!" " You eat it." "How do we prepare this baby food?" "It's nothing." "Take this box." "Open it and..." "Final." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "This food is for the baby." "Not to play holi!" "Are you crazy?" "Stop it!" "We have to prepare some more food quickly." "What happened?" " She is eating all of it." "Is she an ogre?" "How much will she eat?" "How do I know?" "But she is eating it all." " Prepare some more quickly." "It is written here." "The baby should be fed every two hours." "Two hours before feeding her or after." "Because it takes two hours to feed her." "Now do we have to feed her again?" "We have feed her two times in four hours." "How can such a small stomach digest so much food?" "Did you do this?" "What is it?" "Why do you do such things?" "What?" "Why did you fart?" "It's her!" "It's her!" "Al, clean her quickly!" " You must be joking." "You must be joking." "Take this money." "You go and clean it up." "I need more." "Here." "Come on, clean it up!" " Ok." "Go dear, go and clean it up, soon." "Not here, there." "There." "What should I do with this?" " Throw it away!" "Tell me quickly what should I do with it?" "Throw it away!" " Mind the bottle!" "Mind the bottle!" ""Hey baby..."" "Shit!" "Clean her properly!" "What do you mean properly?" "Clean her completely!" " Okay." "Have you done it?" "The right side is remaining." "Clean the right side." "It's so small." "What do you mean by right and left?" "It's small but there is a right side, isn't it?" "Clean it." "Clean it up." "Oh..." " Not again." "Let's use a nappy now." "This is called a nappy." " Yes." "Good." "This is the front and this is the back side." "Now hold this." "Al, catch this." "Hold this." "Not like this." "How do I hold it?" "Hold it at the sides." "Okay." "Let's go." "Should I put it like this?" " Not so high, a little lower." "It's always at the back." "Got it." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "You are wasting too much time." "Hurry up!" "How do I do it?" "Hold it like this." "Put it here!" "Like this?" " Yes." "Finally!" "Will you take care of my child?" " No way!" "Are you holding her correctly?" "Is this how you hold a kid?" " What do you know about it?" "I know everything." "I have held a lot of kids." ""Hey baby..."" "Hey, come on." "Hurry up." "The phone is ringing." " Switch off the phone, hurry up." "It is under him." "Take it out." "Let's go to the terrace!" "Let's go upstairs." "Hey, slowly." "Don't shout." "Good morning, guys!" "What's so good about this morning?" "At least once wear clean underwear." "It is clean." "I washed it last week." "Guys, can I ask something?" " Yes." "When we were babies, were we also monsters?" "Can I ask you something?" " Yes." "Why are we talking so softly?" "Speak loudly!" "Shut up." " She will wake up!" "Let her wake up!" "I just hate kids!" "I hate kids!" "I can't take this shit anymore man!" "Excuse me!" " Yes." "You didn't take that shit." "I took that yellow shit on my face." "You're still stinking!" " You!" "Stop it guys!" "The one whom you are calling shit she can be the daughter of one of us." "She cannot be my daughter." "She is also not my daughter." "All right, I also say she is not my daughter." "But can anyone of us say it for sure." "What do you want?" "Yes, what do you want?" "Should we clean dirty potty all the time?" "Should we give up our jobs and stay at home?" "What do you want?" "Should we ever sleep?" "Let's find her mother." "Then we will know who the father is." "But where will we find her mother?" "Simple." "We should ask every girl we went out with in the last one year." "What's the use?" "If her mother wanted to take the responsibility then why would she leave her at our door?" "Once we find her we can solve that problem." "But at least we will find out which one of us is her father." "I agree." " Good idea." "Let's create the list of the girls." "No, let's take a little nap." "Please." "That's also a good idea." "Let's go to sleep!" "Come on, let's make the lists." "Oh my god!" "There are so many names." "It will take three days to complete the list." "Too many women, I tell you." "Thirty names." "I have only thirty names until now." "31." "Hazel." "Ritchie!" " Betty!" "Veronica!" "Archie!" "Archie!" "Archie?" "Archana!" "Her pet name is Archie!" "Sam!" "Sam is a guy's name." "Samantha Daniels works in Quantas." "Her number is 5550000." "Thank you." "I had almost forgotten her." "By the way, she has changed her number." "Its 5550001." "The number has changed!" "02." "She has changed her number again." "It's 02." "And by the way she is not working in Quantas." "Virgin!" "She's in Virgin Airlines." "Why didn't you tell me?" "You were the opening batsman." "He came next and later I did." "You had opened the account!" "One down!" "Two down!" "Yeah!" "You are our Sachin Tendulkar." "Sit." "Let's make the list quickly and find out who her mother is." "Okay!" " Sheena!" "Shee..." " Shut up!" "Don't say a word." "Nobody messed with her." "You were the only one." "You were the only one." "Sapna, do you take Peter to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." "Peter, do you take Sapna to be your lawfully wedded wife." "I do!" "I do have a..." "Question!" "I do have a question!" "Arush!" " Sorry uncle." "Sapna, do you remember we had gone to a hotel last year for a mini-honeymoon?" "Did I get you pregnant by any chance?" "How dare you?" " How dare you speak to my wife like that?" "She is my sister now!" "Stop it!" "I hate you!" "I hate you!" " It hurts!" "Stop!" "Suzanne!" "What the hell are you doing here?" "That's not important." "I need to know." "The last time we were together were you stupid enough to get pregnant have the baby and being the vindictive woman that you are come and drop it outside my door?" "I need to know now." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Tell me please!" "I don't have time." "Stanley!" " What?" "Stanley!" " Who the hell is Stanley?" "Stanley!" "I'm Stanley." "Do you have any problem with that?" "No." "I have no problem!" "Run!" "Hey, Charlie!" "What's up?" " Hello!" "Hey Peach!" "You know, the last time two of us." "Did we..." "You know you and me..." "Did you get pregnant and leave the kid outside my door?" "What?" ""What do you think you are..."" ""It's time you've gone too far..."" ""What do you think you are..."" ""It's time you've gone too far..."" ""What do you think you are..."" ""It's time you've gone too far..."" "But now I have come to tell you that if by mistake I had carried your baby then I would have aborted it." "You are a dog, Al!" "I would not make such a mistake." "Not because I don't want to become a mother." "But because I don't want to make you the father of my child." "You never loved me." "For you it was all about sex." "Thank god I am not the mother of your child!" "Women are so cruel!" " Yes!" "I was going to say the same thing." "In comparison to us women are very complicated." "They get emotional unnecessarily and cry." "Women always say men are dogs." "Tell me something, dogs are so faithful." " Yes." "Are we faithful?" " No!" "Then how can we be dogs?" "It's a very serious topic." " Exactly!" "You're right." "After taking a beating from the girls one thing is confirmed, I am not the father of this child." "Neither am I!" " I am definitely not!" "What do we do about this kid?" "Tomorrow I have a very important meeting." "An Inspector from the health department is visiting the club." "If I get there late our license could be canceled." "So now I am going to take a nap." "We will decide tomorrow what we have to do about her." "Good night, guys!" " Good night." "Good luck!" "Thanks!" " Health inspector!" "How about a mayor?" "Tomorrow it's the mayor's son birthday party." "Do you know how important it is for me?" "Good night!" "Tomorrow is also a big day for me." "India versus Bung..." "I am going to bet big tomorrow." "Ten thousand." "Good night, not my daughter." "Good night!" "Hey baby." "Where is Arush?" "He going to get my club closed down." "Arush!" "Get up!" "This is not the time to sleep." "Health Inspector Mr. Peter has arrived with his family." "If nothing goes smoothly today our license will not be renewed." "Arush!" "Look at your condition!" "At least pull up your zip!" "Come on!" "Quickly!" "Not there, here." "Open your eyes!" "This is Mr. Arush Mehra, my manager." "The face of Greed." "Arush, Mr. And Mrs. Peter." " Hello!" " Hello, Mr. Mehra!" "Just a way of greeting." "Behave yourself!" "Can you get me some more milk?" "Hey baby." "I hate kids!" "I just hate kids!" " Shut up!" "Is this guy mad?" " You shut up!" "How dare you?" "Shut up!" " Shut up, you fatso!" " Arush, what are you doing?" "I am a Manager not a mother!" "I hate kids!" "I just hate kids!" " Arush!" "I just don't want it." "I want to kill it." "Yeah John!" "Yeah, I want to bet India to win!" "Hold on." "Hold on!" "Will you!" "Please!" "Please!" "Shut up you brat." "This is a very important match for me." "Are you hungry?" "Are you hungry?" "One minute." "God!" "What's the score?" "This is Al, can you send some baby food!" "Yeah, 3D..." "Oh god!" "Oh god!" "Did you have to pee now when the match is going on?" "This is a very important match for me." "What are you doing to me?" "Yeah, John!" "15 thousand dollars!" "No, make it 30 thousand dollars on India." "Shut up!" "Catch Bhajji!" "Catch!" "Catch!" "Catch!" "Catch!" "No!" "No!" "How can you miss that catch?" "He's out!" "He's out!" "He's out!" "He's out!" "Yes!" "No!" "You have taken money!" "Always modeling for ads and not playing good cricket." "I beg of you." "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "This has happened because of you." "I will kill you." "Wake up Eddy Teddy!" "Wake up!" "Wake up Eddy Teddy!" "Wake up!" "Hey, go away!" "But it's my birthday!" "Dance for me!" "Get lost!" "Pick me up!" "You big fat bear!" "Pick me up!" "Pick you up!" "You rascal!" "Get lost!" "You want more!" "You want more!" "The kid cries at home!" "And here you make all the noise." "When will this teddy sleep?" "When will he sleep?" "If any of you makes even a single sound then I will beat you up!" "Go home and sleep!" "We hate Eddy Teddy." "My name is not Eddy Teddy." "Hail Maharashtra!" "Let's get him guys!" "Yeah!" "Get out!" "You are fired!" "Get out!" "Sir, I have..." " You are fired!" "There is a kid at home!" " Get out!" "India lost!" "I am doomed!" "India lost!" "I am doomed!" "India lost!" "I am doomed!" "You have only lost your jobs." "I have lost 30 thousand dollars." "30 thousand guys!" "30 thousand dollars!" "All this has happened just because of this kid." "As long as this kid is at home I can't think!" "I can't do anything straight!" "She is not even the daughter of any one of us." "Her mother has left her here." "Not just us even her real father would've abandoned her." "The club which I had created and had given seven years of my life to it." "My boss fired me from it in just a moment." "Do you know what he said?" "Arush, you're fired!" "Get out!" "You're fired!" "For seven years I worked there." "And this girl!" "This witch!" "She took away my job in just two days." "She is a bad omen!" "A bad omen!" "Let's throw her out of here." "We have to find the right place." "Why should we take care of someone else's baby?" "Let's throw her out!" "Let's throw her out!" "Merry Christmas!" "Somebody must have opened the door, right?" "Is there a doctor here?" "Can we have a doctor please?" "We need to see a doctor right now!" "This is an emergency!" "I need you to fill this form!" "Forget your form!" "I just need a doctor!" "Are you a doctor?" " Yes." "Just look at this child!" "Oh my god!" "She has stopped breathing!" " Doctor, please!" "Nurse, take her to the ICU." "Prepare the ventilator!" "Quick!" "Please move to the observation room." "Please." "100 percent oxygen!" "Can I have IV access straight away!" "27!" "28!" "29!" "30!" " Still flat line, doctor!" "Ampicillin." "I'm sorry." "She's very critical!" "I don't think she will last through the night." "You can try again!" "Water has entered her lungs!" "This is a case of acute pneumonia." "We are trying our best." "But I don't think this kid will survive." "I'm sorry!" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "What have we done?" "What have we done?" "We killed her, man!" "Arush, we killed her!" "Arush, we killed her!" "'Why should we take care of someone else's baby?" "'" "'Even her real father would've abandoned her.'" "'Let's throw her out of here.'" "I have not seen such a miracle in my entire life." "It seems your kid was destined to get a new life on Jesus Christ's birthday." "Merry Christmas!" "Thank you, doctor!" "By the way, who is the father of the child?" "I am!" "Can we go and meet her briefly?" "Why not?" " Thank you very much!" " Just be a bit quiet." " Sure!" "All the best!" " Thank you doctor!" "I am so sorry, baby." "I promise I will love you very much for the rest of my life." "I thought you were a nuisance." "But now I realize you are not a nuisance but the gift of god." "Whoever may be your father?" "From today you are our daughter." "You are our world!" "You are everything to us!" ""You are my world."" ""You are my happiness."" ""You are my world."" ""You are my happiness."" ""Day and night."" ""I wish and pray for you."" ""I ask the lord to give me your unhappiness."" "Guys, I am asking you for the last time." "What's her name going to be?" "I..." "I..." "I got a name." "How about Aafreen?" "What?" " Aafreen!" "If not Aafreen then Diyashmin!" "I have a better name." "How about Janasheen?" "I think we should call her Angel." "Angel is a nice name." "An angel who taught us the meaning of life." "And converted us into good human beings." "I think Angel is the right name." ""You have given a meaning to our lives."" ""You have converted us into good human beings."" ""Our lives are like your shadow."" ""You have shown the right path to strangers."" ""You have brought happiness in our lives."" ""We wish you stay with us forever."" "Here comes Angel!" "Come on call me daddy!" "Daddy!" "No." "Not daddy!" "He is baddie." "I am daddy!" "Daddy." "No, no!" "He is teddy." "I am daddy!" "Okay forget daddy." "Call me dada!" "Dada!" "Call me dada!" "Dada!" ""When you call us daddy we will be at peace."" ""We dream of beautiful dreams."" ""The moment we hold you in our arms."" ""Our life is barren without you."" ""We get restless if we don't see you even for a moment."" "Papa, what's wrong with these clothes?" "My boyfriend likes it." "This is what's in!" "It's in!" "It's all out!" "I hate it!" "Papa, you know nothing about clothes!" "I hate you!" "When Angel grows up and starts wearing short clothes and mini-skirts how would we feel?" "You'll not say anything." "I'll get angry and slap her right away." "What are you talking about?" "Tell him what happened." "Today we saw a girl in the park quarreling with her father." "She was telling him I love wearing mini-skirts because my boy friend loves it." "Imagine she has the audacity to say her boyfriend likes it." "Yes." "I mean she told her father, Dad, I hate you." "You know she has no value for the poor guy." "It means when Angel grows we would hold no value in her life." "We will choose her boyfriend." "We'll decide." "Forget boyfriend!" "She's not going to have any boyfriends." "We'll choose her husband." "And whoever he is we will make him stay in our house." "That's correct!" " He won't be like us." "He won't be like us." "Right." "Can I tell you something guys?" "All the girls whose hearts we have broken are also daughters of their parents." ""For all the mistakes we have done."" ""We will face the punishment for each of them."" ""For all those we have deceived."" ""We will be faithful to them."" ""We have changed."" ""The climate is also new."" ""New feelings..."" ""Our desires have also changed."" ""The depth in our feelings is saying."" ""The storm has passed."" "Mr. Arush Mehra?" " Yeah." "I am Mr. Sahani from the New South Wales child services department." "Our department has found out that there is a baby in this house." "And there is no woman in the house." "Yeah, that's right." "That's why I have come to inspect whether you are taking good care of the child or not." "Well, can I come in please?" "Sir, will you have something to drink?" "What is the name of the girl?" " Angel." "Are you catholic?" " No!" "What baby food do you feed the baby?" "This one." "It contains more iron." "And iron is good for kids if they are not allergic." "Five times a day after every two hours." "When you all go to work who looks after the baby?" "Sir, one of us is always with Angel." "Especially Al." "He is always there." "Someone is there all the time." "Oh yeah!" "Sure." " Good." "What about vaccination?" "Yes sir, polio, hepatitis A, hepatitis B measles, mums, diphtheria, tetanus chicken-pox, influenza, hemophilic influenza type B rubela, roto-virus and vaccine." "We have given all these to the baby." "Very impressive." "I've got the information which I have been looking for." "I must say you have a very happy child." "Thank you." " May I?" "If you don't mind." " Yeah sure." "Come." "Hey baby!" "What happened?" "No my child!" "No my child!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "I will leave now." "Good job!" " Thank you!" "See you sir!" " Bye?" "Angel!" "Angel!" " Call me dada!" "Come on call me dada!" " Call me dada!" "Angel said Dada?" "You know Al, I was just thinking that Angel needs a mother." "Are you willing to take this responsibility?" "Of course!" "Why not?" "I am with you." "So when are you doing it?" "What?" " Sex change operation!" "Very funny!" "You like it!" "No!" "Just a second!" "Now!" "Thank you!" "Earlier we were very bad." "Now we are your dad." "Whatever we used to do earlier we used to do it like a hot dude." "And now..." "We boil the milk." "Bad joke!" " Come on guys, get ready." "You both have a date." "Go." "I don't feeling like leaving Angel." "Don't worry." "She's not going to miss you." "You know Arush." "I am feeling nervous." "We've not gone on a date for so many months." "Don't you think we need some practice?" "You are talking as if you will become a virgin again." "Guys, you are players, man." "Not going on the ground for a long time does not mean we have forgotten to play." "You will impress the girls with the snap of your fingers." "'Shame, shame, puppy shame." "Eddy Teddy is my name.'" "'All the children are my friends.'" "'But dada loves you the most.'" "That's what I'd sing for my daughter." " One day she pooped in her nappy." "So we did not know what to do." "So we were like flinging it in around." "And it went flying towards Arush's face and he was like..." "Shit!" "Yeah!" "But how did you know?" "Maybe because I've heard this story ten times tonight." "But isn't it a funny story though?" "Al, I am bored." "Can't we go somewhere a bit more private?" "Sure!" "I think we are going to get lucky tonight." "Not us they are going to be lucky." "I'll call up Arush and tell him not to wait for us at dinner tonight." "Come on, my Angel!" "My baby!" "Strange!" "He is not picking up his mobile." "He always picks up his mobile." "Try the landline." "Okay!" "All right!" "Now let's do spongy-spongy!" "Try again." "Keep trying." "I know the phone is ringing." "But no problem." "Let it ring." "I'll clean your bummies now." "I hope nothing has happened to Angel." "Shit!" "Sorry, girls!" "Can you please take care of the bill?" "So are we going or not?" " Not!" "Okay bye!" "Look, both your dads have arrived." "Arush Mehra?" " Yeah." "Gautam Shah." " Yes, tell me." "Is this your kid?" "Yes!" "Yes or no!" " No." "Then have you adopted her?" "Yes, I have." "Then you must be having adoption papers with you." "Can I see them please?" "The papers..." "But why are you asking all this?" "I am a lawyer." "And this kid is my client's daughter." "You cannot legally keep her with you." "Officers, please take the baby." "One second!" "Just one second!" "Hold on!" "Mr. Mehra, please do not resist!" " Hold on!" "Just hold on!" "Mr. Mehra, whatever you have done is illegal?" "You can be arrested for that!" "Thank god, you are not in jail right now." "Look, just leave the child." "Just leave the child." "Mr. Mehra, the kid's mother wants her daughter back." "Who is her mother?" "Who is her mother?" "I am her mother." "Arush, we've been calling for a long time." "Why are you not picking up the phone?" "Where is Angel?" "Arush, where is Angel?" "Are you okay?" "Goddamn it!" "Where is Angel?" "Her mother took her away." "Her mother!" " Her mother!" "Isha!" "Her name is Isha?" "Do you remember I'd gone to Delhi to attend my cousin's wedding?" "I had met her there for the first time." "And I was enchanted!" ""Congratulations!" "Congratulations!"" ""Congratulations!"" ""Congratulations!" "Congratulations!"" ""Congratulations!" "Congratulations!"" ""Congratulations!"" "Hey baby!" ""Congratulations!" "Congratulations!"" "Arjun, congratulations!" "Thank you!" "Arush, I thought you would never come." "You are getting ruined and I am not there to see it?" "It cannot happen." "What are you talking about?" "Why do I have such strong shoulders?" "One shoulder is to carry the bride's palanquin and and the other to carry the grooms coffin." "Who is that beautiful girl?" "You will never change." "She is a decent girl." "She will not fall for you." "Do you know which girls Arush cannot entice?" " Which?" "The ones whom Arush does not want to entice." "Listen to me." "She is the friend of your sister-in-law from Sydney." "I know her very well." "She will never fall in love with you." "And that too with such a guy who runs away from love and marriage." "So what?" "I can at least pretend to love her." "I will lie to her that..." "What is her name?" " Isha!" "Isha, I love you." "Sister!" "Sister!" "Sister!" "Sister!" "Why do the groom and the bride have 7 wedding rituals?" "Do they perform one for every day of the week?" "Rishi!" "7..." " Can I answer this question?" "If you don't mind?" " Sure!" "Child, I will tell you." "They don't perform the wedding rituals for 7 months or 7 years, but for 7 reincarnations." "Someday you will also perform these rituals." "You will also get married." "All right." "Now go and play." "Children are like God." "Arush, what a surprise?" " Sister-in-law!" "What are you doing?" " A sister-in-law is also like God." "Meet my friends." "Devika!" " Greetings!" "Isha!" " Greetings!" "Hi!" "Thanks so much for the help." " Yeah sure." "If you don't mind, can I ask you something?" "You are my sister-in-law's friend." "You have a right to ask." "Tell me." "Just by looking at you one cannot make out that you believe in these traditions and rituals." "And looking at you one also cannot make out that you can be deceived." "Excuse me!" "Don't go on my looks." "I'm from Sydney." "But my thinking and upbringing is Indian." "I stay away from my country but my country is still in my heart." "What a coincidence!" "I am also from Sydney." "Where do you stay?" "New Town." " I am from Old town." "Really!" " Yeah." "Isn't it strange?" "Two Indians living in Australia we never met and now we meet here in India." "Isha, it is not strange but it is sad that in a foreign land countrymen are so cut off from each other." "But our country is amazing." "It brings strangers very close to each other." "Well, it was nice meeting you all." "Same here." " Sister-in-law, where is uncle?" "There he is." " Yes." "Uncle!" "I've bought the sweets." " Impressive!" " I agree!" "You will not progress." "Just a minute." "Give me the laddoo." "Not this one." "Give me a new laddoo (Indian sweet)." "Uncle, this is my laddoo." "By eating so many laddoo you will yourself become laddoo." "You'll eat yourself." "Hi!" " Hi!" "Hey, you've got something in the..." "One second!" "Nice lipstick!" " Thanks!" "I am sure..." "No he's not." " That's because you love him." "Miss." "Isha!" "Isha!" " After all you are getting married tomorrow." "Veneration Offerings!" "Take it with both hands." "Thank you." "Sister-in-law, this is for you." "Arush!" " Yes." "Have you eaten?" " I am fasting for Raj Santoshi today." "What?" " Goddess Santoshi!" "Why?" "Why are you so surprised?" "What did you hear?" "Goddess Santoshi!" " You should not denounce the Goddesses." "Please." "All right." "It's 7.15." "I am going to sleep." "Good night." "Good morning!" " Morning!" "Morning." "If you don't mind can you give me a hand?" " Sure!" ""You are on my mind..."" "You are..." " Devika!" "What a sexy name and what a sexy frame!" "I like what I see." "And I like what I see." "Isha, I'm telling you, Arush is a nice guy." "Are you talking about that decent guy who is flirting with the girl in a two-piece swim suit?" "You look so sexy in this two-piece without those you will look amazing!" "Miss Devika, please don't touch me." "Keep one thing in mind." "Shyness and modesty are the virtues of a woman." "Always mind it." "Here, please cover yourself." "Any more doubts?" "Sister-in-law!" "How are the song and dance rehearsals going on?" "Arush, you have to become Isha's groom." " Priya!" "What?" "How can I become her groom?" "You don't have to marry her in real." " Then!" "You just have to act for the skit." "I would, if I had to for real..." "I mean, I don't know how to act." "Why don't you tell them?" "What's your name?" " What?" "Sister, please tell them." "Isha, only you can convince him." "Do it!" "Everyone is doing their part." "How can I get married?" "Not marriage, I am talking about acting." "Acting!" "How can I act?" "I don't know how to act." "All right, I'll do it if you are insisting so much." "But what are my dialogues?" "I love you, Arjun!" " What?" "I love you." "You also have to say I love you." "It's your line." "Isha, I can't do this." "I'm sorry." "'When something goes wrong.'" "Are you okay?" "Yes, I know you want to know why I came away from there." "If you want to tell me then yes." "I love you." "That girl had said I love you, Arush." "She had used these three holy words so easily." "She made these three words so cheap and so vulgar!" "She broke my heart!" "Her name was Aparna Tichkule!" "Aparna, I hate you!" "Why did you do this to me?" "I'm sorry." " Why are you sorry?" "You have not done anything wrong." "Isha, I will say 'I love you' to that girl who will not leave me after saying sorry." "Who will forget herself in love like me!" "Who will love me!" "Isha, what happened?" "I am thinking whether you are really like this or this is just an act." "Isha, I can also ask you the same thing whether you are really like this or this is just an act." "Point accepted!" "Change the line." "You don't have to say, I love you." "Thank you, Isha." "Thank you very much." "Let's go." "After you." "I have loved you ever since I knew you." "I have rediscovered myself ever since I have known you." "My heart is dying to say this to you." "Arjun, I want to say something to you." "Don't say a word." "I love you, Isha." "I love you too Arush." ""Love in your eyes." ""Love in your breaths."" ""Love on your lips."" ""That's what the crazy heart wants."" ""The beat in my heart."" ""And the beat in your heart."" ""Should display love."" ""That's what the crazy heart wants."" ""My beloved." "My darling reveal the secrets of your heart."" ""My beloved." "My darling." "Say something further."" ""The way your eyelids droop." ""The way you shy away." ""Without asking it reveals."" ""The tale of your heart." ""Your talk casts a spell."" ""It makes me lose control." ""The condition of my heart."" ""You do not know."" ""Love in your talk."" ""Love in your nights."" ""Love in every moment."" ""That's what the crazy heart wants."" ""My beloved." "My darling reveal the secrets of your heart."" ""My beloved." "My darling." "Say something further."" ""The moment I saw you."" ""You took my breath away."" ""The moment I saw your beauty."" ""I was dumbfounded."" ""I have trusted your love."" ""Do not ever deceive me."" ""I am drawn towards you."" ""In spite of resisting myself."" ""Love on the earth."" ""Love in the sky."" ""Love on the horizon."" ""That's what the crazy heart wants."" ""My beloved." "My darling reveal the secrets of your heart."" ""My beloved." "My darling." "Say something further."" ""My beloved." "My darling reveal the secrets of your heart."" ""My beloved." "My darling." "Say something further."" ""In your eyes."" ""In your breaths."" ""On your lips."" ""In your talk."" ""In your eyes."" ""In your breaths."" ""On your lips."" ""In your talk."" ""In your nights."" ""In every moment."" ""Love in my heart."" "You're getting late for your flight." "This is the moment when I should have been telling you I miss you and stuff." "But you are doing that instead." "So cute." " Yes." "But I will miss you." " I'll miss you too." "Arush, I hope you won't break my heart." "How foolish of me to ask you that?" "The person who values his loved ones and relationships cannot break anyone's hearts." "Isn't it?" "Isha, suppose..." "Just suppose." "Don't take me seriously." "What would happen if I break your heart?" "I will be shattered just like life gets shattered on facing death." "I love you." "Devika, what are you doing here?" "Hi Stella." "Listen postpone my ticket by three days." "Because I am in love!" "Thank you." "Driver, turn the car around." "Hi sexy!" " Devika!" "Devika, stop it!" "Devika!" "Stop it!" "Just stop it!" "Devika!" " Come on Arush!" " Devika!" "You did a nice bit of acting to bring Isha to this bed." "But now you are all mine." "Arush!" "Isha!" " Arush!" "Leave me!" " Isha!" "Isha, stop!" "Isha, wait!" "Isha!" "Isha, listen to me!" "Isha!" "Isha!" "Isha!" "Angel is your daughter." "You are her father, Arush?" "When I came back to Sydney" "I tried to call Isha I tried to meet her." "But I couldn't trace her." "But Arush, why did you allow her to take away Angel?" "Al, what could I do?" "She is her mother." "Come on Arush!" "If she were her mother she would not have left Angel at our doorstep." "Where was she all these months?" "It's obvious she doesn't care about Angel." "And now suddenly she realized she is Angel's mom?" "Do you know what you are saying Arush?" "I am not going to accept this!" "This is bullshit!" "You are out of your mind." "Isha is Angel's mother." "She might be her mother." "But we have raised her." "She is our daughter!" "This is Angel's home." "With the three of us." "I can't live without her." "He is right, Arush." "I can't live without her too." "Now you answer me, Arush." "Answer me!" "Can you live without her?" "Why are you silent?" "Answer me!" "Can you live without Angel?" "Arush, speak up!" "Shall we forget our daughter?" "Should we also forget that she ever came into our lives?" "Come on, Arush!" "Whatever happens?" "I'll bring my daughter back to my house." "I am with you." "All three of us will bring her back." "I am your granddad!" "Granddad!" "Dad, don't over act?" "Why are you so happy?" "You have met her before, haven't you?" "I'm sorry." "Dad, please don't keep apologizing again and again." "Until you don't forgive me I will keep apologizing." "Then I am sorry." "You will have to wait a bit longer for that." "Anyway, I don't want to spoil my mood." "Because I have thought of a name for my daughter." "Angel!" "You don't like it!" "No." "I am very happy to see both of you together." "There is just one thing missing from this happy family." "That's Angel's dad." "It would be better if you don't lecture me about my family." "Do you know what family really means?" "Families are created with love." "And by enduring relationships." "And I have only one relation with Arush, that of hatred." "Dad, don't ever repeat what you have said today." "Anyway, I am going shopping with my Angel." "Right?" "Bye dad." "It seems I have to do something to make this family complete." "I just don't get it!" "What kind of a granddad leaves his grand-daughter at someone else's door just to get rid of her?" "You lied to your own daughter that her child died as soon as she was born?" "And you gave the child to your secretary to take care of her." "And when the secretary shunned the responsibility after some months, you left the child at our door step." "You did this not because you wanted Arush to meet his daughter but because she had become a nuisance to you." "You should be ashamed to call yourself a father!" "I was protecting my daughter, damn it!" "It was your friend who had deceived her!" "Okay?" "Whatever I did at that time I thought it was right." "And I admit I was wrong." "Do you know why I had come here as a child supervisor?" "I was missing my granddaughter." "That's why." "But when I saw her with the three of you the way you were loving her, for the first time in my life I thought I had done the right thing." "I am sorry sir." "I'm sorry for what I did to your daughter." "Why did you tell Isha that Angel was alive and she was with us?" "Because I had a heart attack." "Being on my death bed I told the truth to Isha that her daughter is alive and you have her." "But to my disappointment it was not a heart attack but just a minor chest pain." "Like you, even I was the culprit." "Arush?" " Yes." "I need your help." "If Angel wants to have a complete family then you and Isha have to come together." "Uncle I promise you I will go to Isha and apologize to her and bring back my whole family." "That's a promise." "What happened, my baby?" "See this!" "My baby is so sweet." "Wow!" "I love you!" "Isha!" "Isha, listen to me." "Please listen to me." "You misunderstood whatever you saw that day." "There was nothing between us." "All right." "Okay, I'm sorry." "Please forgive me." "Everything that happened, let it go." "Forget that incident." " Have you finished?" "You apologized and I did not forgive you." "Now let me go." "Isha, please!" " Don't touch me." "Isha!" "Isha, listen to me." ""I want to make it up to you."" ""Baby, make it up to you."" ""I want to see you smile." "I want to see you smile."" ""I want to make it up to you."" ""Oh my darling, take away my life."" ""Oh my darling, take away my life."" ""Your style..."" ""Your style..."" ""Darling, I am crazy about you."" ""Darling, I am crazy about you."" ""Head-over-heels about you!"" ""Head-over-heels about you!"" ""Forgive my misadventure."" ""Do justice to me."" ""Cleanse your heart."" ""Listen to me."" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Come on, smile now!"" ""Your anger is artificial."" ""Your annoyance is phony."" ""I know for sure you are unnecessarily angry."" ""Your anger is artificial."" ""Your annoyance is phony."" ""I know for sure you are unnecessarily angry."" ""For god's sake don't be so rude."" ""Forgive my misadventure."" ""Do justice to me."" ""Cleanse your heart."" ""Listen to me."" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Come on, smile now!"" ""You can't spend life being so lonely."" ""You will need me." "Why don't you just accept it?"" ""You can't spend life being so lonely."" ""You will need me." "Why don't you just accept it?"" ""Not even death can keep me away from you."" ""Forgive my misadventure."" ""Do justice to me."" ""Cleanse your heart."" ""Listen to me."" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Forget whatever happened!"" ""Come on, smile now!"" ""Come on, smile now!"" "Isha, forget it!" "How dare you touch me?" "Get out!" "Lillian, take her in please." "Take the baby inside." " Isha!" "Enough is enough!" "Okay?" "Just get the hell out of my house!" "Dad, call the cops!" "Isha, I have not come here to quarrel with you." "I have come to say that we should solve the misunderstanding that is between us." "Because this is the only way we can give a good life to our child." "We can give her the love of both her parents." "I can go to court if I want to and get an order to take her away." "But I will not do so because your father will be behind bars." "I don't want to do that." "Because he's the guy who abandoned our child." "Keep one thing in mind, it is a different matter whether you can forget her or not but I will love my daughter so much that she will forget you." "You can provide her with a mother's love." "But a child needs a father." "She'll get a father!" "Isha, what are you saying?" "Dad, don't you interfere!" "I'll marry again to get her a father." "Who will marry you even after knowing you have child from me?" "Who will marry you?" "An honest man will." "Because not every man is a fraud and selfish like you." "There are millions of men in this world who will not only accept my daughter but also love her like a father." "And you will see!" "Will they love her more than me?" " Of course!" "You won't find a better father than me in your whole lifetime." "Lifetime!" "I will get him in 7 days." "I can give it writing that I will find a better father than you in 7 days." "Fine!" "If you marry a man within 7 days who can take care of you and our daughter for the rest of your lives then I will get out of your life forever." "But!" "But if you don't find such a husband then 7 days later I will take away my daughter." "And that will be legal!" "Okay?" " Done!" "Good!" "Thank you." "Both of you think it over." "I have seen such an agreement for the first time in my life." "Dad, stay out of this!" "Okay." "Arush, what have you done?" "You had gone there to bring back Angel!" "And you have brought back this contract!" "You've signed this contract because of which Angel could be taken away from us forever." "How could you?" "And how did you forget Angel is not just your daughter but ours as well." "But who gave you the right, goddamn it!" "I will..." "No Tanmay!" " Al, talk to him!" "What should I tell him?" "He has gone mad!" "Come on, let's bring Angel back home." " Come on." "I love Isha." "I love her very much." "I felt this love one year back and only now do I believe it." "Along with my daughter I also want to bring Isha home." "Just think, Arush!" "What if she finds someone else in these 7 days?" "She won't!" "Arush, the girl who was able to entice Arush Mehra to get married to her will find 7000 men in 7 days." "Al, do you trust me?" " Arush, this is not about trust." " Yes or no?" "You are my friend, of course, I trust you." "Great!" "Finished!" "No argument." "If everything goes according to my plan then after 7 days we will win the contract and after that when we get Angel back then I will win over Isha's heart." "Arush, how can we stop Isha from meeting those men?" "Who talking about stopping, we gonna make her meet those rascals." "Isha, meet this gentleman." "Parimal Tripathi." "Parimal Tripathi?" "Yes." "My parents were great fans of the film, Chupke Chupke." "Every since my childhood they wanted me to become a professor of Sanskrit and Botany." "In what?" "Botany!" "Botany, you know!" "I am a professor of Botany!" "Dad, can I have a word with you?" "Yeah sure!" "Dad?" " Okay, sure!" "Parimal, why don't you sit down?" "Sure." "Where do I sit down?" "What did you say?" "Where can I sit down?" "On the chair." " Sure." "Dad!" " Yeah?" " What is all this?" " What?" "Who is this person?" "Listen to me." "I'm trying to improve upon my mistake." "Please, give me a chance." "You've signed a contract for seven days." "I am doing all this for Angel's happiness." "Have a look at him!" "He is so sweet!" "Thank you." "I like him!" "If I were a girl I would..." "Just have a look at him." "Talk to him!" "Come on!" "It looks bad!" "It looks bad." "Come on!" "Sit down!" " What?" "Have a seat!" " Thank you." "I like him!" "Dad!" "Mr. Parimal, do you have any idea why we are meeting here?" "To take a decision about your marriage to me." "I want to tell a fact about myself which is important that you know it." "Yes, tell me." "I have an eight month old daughter." "Mr. Bharat, why didn't you tell me about such an important matter?" "Can I meet her?" " Sure!" "I like him!" "I like him!" " That's Angel!" " Yes." "May I?" " Of course!" "Thank you!" "Hey baby!" "Very soon we will take you with us." "Sister-in-law is angry with us." "Don't worry we will pacify her." "I love children!" "Does that mean you have no objection to it?" "Not at all!" "Not at all!" "I like him!" "This child needs a father." "If you permit me I'd like to be her father." "I'll take your leave." "Mr. Parimal, just a second!" "My daughter!" "I am sorry!" "I am really sorry!" "Listen, get up!" "Please." "I thought, I would take the kid out." "Sorry." "Forgive me!" "Forgive me!" "He is here!" "Get aside!" "Hurry up!" "Tell me what happened!" "What?" " What happened?" "Did you meet Angel?" " What happened?" "Yes I met her!" " Did she recognize you?" " Did she recognize you?" "Come on tell me!" "She recognized me!" " Yes!" "Has she grown up?" "It has been only three days!" "All right." "Why are you getting very angry?" "I cannot express how wonderful it was to meet her." "She is so beautiful." "There were tears in my eyes." "Arush, will our plan be successful?" " Yes." "I hope so man!" "I hope so." "By the way, sister-in-law is very hot!" "What?" "She's smoking man!" "She's hot!" "Rascal!" "She is your sister-in-law!" "Listen." "Concentrate on the job that has been assigned to you." "This is just the first day." "You have to waste six more days." "Do anything but waste these six days of hers." "Do it slowly and with patience." "Got it." "Go slow!" "Your phone is ringing." "Yes." "I can't take it right now." "Why?" " Yes." "It is dangerous to talk on the mobile while you are driving." "Talking on the mobile while driving is dangerous." "Sure." "I know!" "Good morning, baby!" "Fresh air!" "Fresh air!" "You fool!" "Fresh oxygen!" "Fresh oxygen!" "Hey you Indian!" "Do you want us to scrub your car?" "We do good scrubbing!" "I don't need you." "Get away from the vehicle." "Please pick up the phone!" "Take this!" " Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Miss Isha, wait for two minutes." "I'll take the call." "He got down from the moving car." "Is the car moving?" "I like him!" "If you ask me, he is a bit strange." "I feel the character of Parimal is a bit strange." "I'm sure I am making a complete fool of myself." "I'm sure she thinks I am a complete pansy." "Don't worry." "When you go for lunch tomorrow we will be with you." "Our next move will make you a hero." "Who is driving your car?" " Look behind you!" "Ms. Isha!" "Will you have anything more?" "No!" "This mushroom soup is enough for me." "What?" " Mushroom soup, you know!" "Don't just take soup." "Eat some food!" "How disgusting?" "Take this!" "Take this!" "Eat it!" "And give it to your kids." "So that their potty is as green." "Please don't behave so badly while having your meal." "I have seen it." "Nephew!" " Uncle!" "He is an Indian." "Handsome!" "Indian!" "Indian!" "I want to marry this girl." "I don't want to marry you." "Who wants to marry you?" "I want to marry this girl." "And with that I will also get a ready-made child." "How dare you?" "Uncle, how about a couplet?" "Okay!" "What are you doing?" "Recite a couplet!" "I will protect the smile on your face." "I will fight the tears in your eyes." "Talk to me, not her!" "Nephew!" "I will protect the smile on your face." "I will fight the tears in your eyes." "Stop this!" "Eat these vegetables yourself and improve your health!" "He has hit the hunchback!" "He has hit the hunchback!" "Get out of here!" "The hunchback will be back!" "The hunchback will be back!" "What was the need for you to quarrel with them?" "I will not tolerate if anybody misbehaves with you and Pari." "Who is Pari?" "Pari is Angel!" "Angel is Pari." "Get it." "Mr. Parimal, I want to talk to you about something." "Talk to me without any apprehension." "You know this marriage has been thrust upon me." "This is the only way to keep my daughter with me." "I have very little time." "If you don't mind I want us to get married tomorrow." "Did I say anything wrong?" "There is something wrong with the soup." "So what do you think?" "Isha, if you permit me shall I attend a call of nature?" "What?" "Yeah, sure." "Thank you." "What are you doing here?" "Our plan has failed." "She is very impressed with me." "What?" " I wanted to waste 4 more days but she wants to get married tomorrow!" "This is not happening, man!" "It has happened!" "I can't do this." "I'm scared!" "I am really scared!" "You can't be scared!" " I am scared!" "Just fight your fear!" "Fight your fear!" "Fight your fear!" " I can't do this!" "Come on, you can do it." "Fight your fear." "Come on, you can do it." "One, two, three..." " You are doing well." "Come on." "I am going to fight." " Fight your fear..." "Come on." "Come on." "Fight." " Yes." " Come on." "Why are you fighting?" "What happened?" "Our plan has failed!" " Which plan?" "Our plan!" "She wants to get married tomorrow!" "Who?" " Sister-in-law!" "I can't do this anymore!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "We should switch to plan B." "Plan B?" "What's the plan B?" "Plan B!" "Even I don't know what is the plan B?" "Does she know you love kids very much?" " Yes." "Wonderful!" "Take your sister-in-law and go to Dream World." "We will show her how much you love kids." "The greatest form of defense is self defense." "In other words, the best defense is..." "Self defense!" "But first I need a volunteer." " What?" "I need a volunteer." "Please come here!" " Me?" " Yes!" "Children, give a big hand for Mr. Bharat!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "How many kids will come?" " All of them!" " All?" "Children, attack!" "Attack!" "Well done!" "Well done!" "Beat him even more!" "Come on beat him!" "Kids, sit down now!" "Very good!" "Very good!" "Thank you!" " Oh my god!" "Mr. Bharat, are you all right?" "Are you crazy?" "Where was self defense in all this?" "That's what I am teaching him." "If he had defended himself then he would not have got beaten by the kids." "This is ridiculous!" "Miss." "Isha, this is just a beginning!" "Just wait and watch what happens next!" "And now the last lesson for today." "You should never miss your target." "Kids, meet my assistant Captain Jack." "Master of Pirates!" "Jack!" "What are you doing?" "Do you want to kill him?" "Miss Isha, not the kid but the apple!" "No, I will not allow you to do it." "I will never allow." "Don't interrupt my archery practice." "Jack, hold her!" "No!" "Papa!" "I can't watch too much violence." "Uncle... no." "Uncle, shoot." "Uncle... no." "Eddy Teddy!" "Eddy Teddy?" "I'm back!" "I hope you are okay!" "Hey kids, I'm back!" "I'm back!" "Did you miss me?" "Did you miss me?" "Dad!" "Dad, what..." "Dad!" "I like him!" "Did it have to be me?" "Uncle, it's really unfortunate!" "But Ali never misses his target." "I knew that already!" "What is the next plan?" "Where is Isha?" "Isha, dear." "Thank you so much for saving us from that madman." "I told you!" "Don't embarrass me." "Before leaving can I meet her?" "Sure!" "Oh cho chweet, my baby." "Come baby come." ""Shame, shame, puppy shame!"" ""Eddy Teddy is my name."" ""All the kids are my friends."" ""But daddy..." "Eddy loves you the most."" "Looks like you love children a lot." "It seems your daughter likes me a lot." "All right, I will leave now." "No, my driver will drop you." "Where do you live?" "In a Cave." "I must say you take this teddy act much too seriously." "The name of my hotel is Cave." "You have saved my family and I insist you stay here." "No!" "No!" "Isha!" "Tell him!" "I can't!" " It's done!" "It's done!" "Okay!" "If you insist!" "Thank you!" " I like him!" "In Kolkotta you say, Ami tumake bhalo bhashi!" "(Bengali words)" "Where's the room?" " Let's go!" "Do you have hot water?" "Come baby!" ""Where shall we go for our honey moon?"" ""Where shall we go for our honey moon?"" ""Where shall we go for our honey moon?"" ""Where shall we go for our honey moon?"" ""Where shall we go for our honey moon?"" ""Where shall we go for our honey moon?"" ""The mangoes have gone ripe."" ""The mangoes have gone ripe."" "What are you doing here?" "Come home!" "Have you settled down in this house?" "Now ask Isha's father to pay the rent of this house too." "Instead of informing us over the phone you are having fun under this shower!" "What?" " What was that?" " Shower!" "Now you are overacting!" " Okay." "After the shower I was going to call you up." "Is everything all right here?" " Yes." "I hope you have no problem!" " That's why we are here." "Your friend Tania!" "She is getting married tomorrow." "What?" " Yes." "She is getting married!" "Rascals!" "How did you know?" "We received a card." "Do one thing." "Take Isha to the wedding." "Why?" "Because she had met me in one such wedding a year ago." "And I want her to remember those moments and love once again." "You are forgetting that she thinks it was her greatest mistake to spend those moments with you." "Yes, but I also believe that she will never be able to forget those times and those moments." "We have to make her realize that..." "she still loves me." "Do you understand?" "Now do one thing, you enjoy your shower." "I'll be back." "Where are you going?" "Shouldn't I also meet Angel?" "Both of you have met her, haven't you?" " Go on!" "Don't I have a heart?" "What if Isha sees you?" "I'll be wearing these clothes." "What if she catches you?" "Don't worry, nothing will happen." "My Angel!" "I love you." "I missed you so much!" "I missed you so much!" "So nicely you are smiling at me." "But your stubborn mom!" "Very soon we will be together!" "You, your mom, your dad and also your other two dads!" "Call me dada!" "Call me dada!" "'Miss Isha... '" "'I was asking you!" "'" "'Fly!" "'" "'Come on fly!" "'" "'O pigeon fly away!" "'" "This song appeared in which movie?" "I love you." "Dad!" "What is it?" " Nice movie!" "What happened?" " What happened?" "What happened?" " What happened!" "?" "Good night!" "Good night!" "Good night!" "Isha, thank you very much for accompanying me for this wedding." "Come!" "Whenever I attend such marriages I feel people get married with so much pomp." "Just to create relationships that last for a lifetime." "Just to create relationships that last for a lifetime." "...we break those relationships in just minutes." "Isn't it?" "What a deep thought?" "I like him!" "Bharat!" "Malhotra!" "My friend, I am Malhotra!" "Your childhood friend!" "Malhotra, how are you?" "I am fine." "How is Isha?" "She is standing right in front of you." "Why don't you tell me?" "Oh my god!" "Isha, what a nice boy cut!" "She is Isha." "This is Isha!" "My god!" "Beautiful!" "Mind blowing!" "Done!" "Done?" "What's done?" "I will tell you." "Are you her husband?" "No." "But Isha is still single." "You are still single?" "Raj is also a bachelor!" "Raj!" "Who is Raj?" "My son!" "But Raj was supposed to get married to Simran!" "But before the wedding Simran ran away." "Simran ran away!" "I wish she had missed the train." "But it is a strange coincidence." "I come here to bless someone else's daughter on her wedding and I find a bride for my son." "Uncle, I have a big problem." "There are no problems before marriage." "The problems start after the marriage." "Bharat, you should have told her." "But don't be afraid." "Raj will solve your problems." "He is right here in Sydney." "I will call him up." "Here you go." "I am not getting the network." "Please give me you mobile phone." " I don't have it." "You don't have a phone!" "And that too in Sydney!" "Please give me your phone!" "I don't have a mobile phone because it causes brain tumor and cancer and millions of people are dying in Somalia." "Due to the mobile phone?" "No, of hunger!" "Why don't you give me your phone?" "I don't have a phone." "You too don't have a phone!" "That too in Sydney!" "Naughty boy!" "You are lying to me." "Give me the phone!" "Give me the phone!" "Give it to me." "Enjoy your stay at the wedding!" "But do not use the mobile phone!" "Who are you?" "I am the wedding singer!" "And..." "Do you know, all marriages that took place in this hall have never been broken?" "We will also get married here!" "Excuse me!" "What do you mean by that?" "She is my future daughter-in-law!" "Why are you silent?" "Why don't you say something to him?" "All right fine." "I will make the call." "I am talking to you so politely but you are behaving so rudely with me." "You can do anything you want." "I am going to make that call." "My phone is ringing." "Raj is on the line." "Raj, come over to this wedding." "I have found a bride for you." "Isha, let me tell you something about Raj." "You can't even do one thing right." "What could I do?" "Uncle, why don't you tell him?" "Why did you hit him?" "It doesn't look good if only one person hits him and the other just looks on." " Calm down!" "We have to do something very quickly!" "You have to propose to Isha before Raj comes here." "Propose!" "No." "I can't propose to her." " You have to!" "If you don't propose then you will lose both your sister-in-law as well as Angel." "Speak softly!" "Please do it!" " No!" "Please propose to her!" "What are you doing here all alone?" "Where is Al?" "Where is Isha?" " Over here!" "Where is Angel?" " At home." "Then where would Al be?" "Of course!" "He would be with her." " She would be with him, right?" "Whatever you want to do, do it quickly!" "I will go over there." "I can't propose to her." "It's difficult." "You will never be able to do anything." " I have to do something." ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""1, 2, 3, 4!"" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""The moment I saw you."" ""The moment my restlessness disappeared."" ""My loneliness also disappeared."" ""Your beauty and your splendor."" ""Has cast a spell on me."" ""With my situation and my pain."" ""You are still ignorant."" ""It is a matter of the heart."" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""There is magic in your mannerisms."" ""It has driven me crazy."" ""My desire tells me to make you mine."" ""You are my desire!" "You are my passion!"" ""You are my aspiration."" ""Without you I am so ignorant!"" ""Matter of the heart!"" ""I have no control!"" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""I have brought lots of love."" ""Know me." "Recognize me."" ""There is only one face in front of my eyes."" ""Believe it or not."" ""My desire!" "My relief!"" ""My aspirations are cheerful!"" ""In my dreams there is someone beloved."" ""Matter of the heart!"" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""This heart is out of control."" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" "Lillian!" "Lillian!" "Hurry up with the water!" "Uncle, is everything okay?" "Angel's has fallen sick." "The doctor is here!" "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Doctor, is she better?" "Don't be afraid." "It's a routine fever." "This is normal for infants." "Mr. Tanmay, what are you doing here?" "Like the last time we don't need a miracle to save this child." " The last time!" "Yes, some months ago Mr. Tanmay and his two friends had brought this kid to my hospital." "She was almost dead." "She was soaked in water." "Her lungs were full of water." "She almost died!" "But she is a fighter!" "Nothing will happen to her." "Anyway, I'll take your leave now." "My child was drenched in water!" "She was taken to the hospital in a critical condition!" "You and your friends," "Arush and Parimal?" "All of you have deceived me!" "Isha, I think you are over reacting!" "Overreacting!" "You have deceived me at every point of my life." "First a girl was deceived and so was her trust." "Then a daughter was deceived!" "But today a mother has been deceived." "You were not able to take away her life and now you are planning to take her away from me." "Isha, we were all worried about Angel." "She is not your Angel!" "She is only my daughter!" "She's only mine!" "Do you get that?" "Only mine!" "We are one family." "I have no family!" "She is my only family!" "And today I will take my daughter and go far away from all of you." "You can't do that." "The contract is still..." "To hell with your contract!" "How can a piece of paper take away a daughter from her mother?" "How can she take away Angel like this?" "She is breaking the contract!" "She can't do this, goddamn it!" "Al, we have to stop Isha from going to the airport!" "We have to do something!" "She just can't take her away!" "Tanmay, let's go to the airport and call the police on the way." "Hey, stop!" "You are not going anywhere." "Just let her go." "Let her go." "Let her go?" "With our daughter?" "Are you crazy Arush?" " No!" "Why do we men always think we are always right?" "We do as we please." "Right?" "I have no right to separate Isha from her daughter." "You are only worried about Isha and not us." "You are not willing to stop her but you are willing to separate Angel from us." "Arush, we have supported you all along because you had promised you will bring Angel home." "And not to lose her today." "Hey guys, try and understand okay." "We have understood, Arush." "Today, you don't care about your friends." "You only care about that bitch!" "Let's go Al." " If you step out of this house our friendship is over." "Arush, our friendship is already over!" "Al!" "Al no!" " Tanmay!" "Tanmay, call the police." "I'm sorry ma'am, you can't board the plane." "You have to come with us." "What is the matter officer?" "This is my private jet and I have my passport." "And you have our baby!" "Don't you dare!" "She is my baby!" "Shut up, Isha!" "We didn't want to do this." "But you have left us with no other choice." "You have broken this contract." "And according to this contract you have no right over Angel." "This is not a contract." "This is just a game which you have played with me." "That's enough!" "No Arush!" " Arush, I will not let you do this." "Arush!" "No!" "I have caused her a lot of pain." "Please don't say a word to her." "Arush, Angel!" "I also want Angel to live with us." "But not like this." "This is wrong." "Please." "Please." "Thank you!" "I love you, Isha." "You are free to take the child and go." "It is a different matter that she is also my child." "I accept I have deceived you." "But I did this only to get the two of you back." "Not only my daughter but you are taking away my life from me." "From All three of us." "Before you leave I want to tell you just one thing." "I know a child needs her mother the most." "But it also needs a father." "But it also needs a father." "All right." "I'm going to miss you Angel." "Bye!" "Come on my friends!" "Today I have lost half of my family I don't want to lose the rest of it." "I'm sorry." "I am sorry, guys." "Come on." "Let's go." "Da!" "Da!" "Da!" "Da!" "Say Da Da!" " Say Da Da!" "Say Da Da!" "Say it one more time." "Say it once again!" "Da!" "Da!" "Da!" "Da!" "She called me Da!" "Da!" "She's my baby!" "No she called me Da!" "Da!" "Her first words Da Da!" "She said Da!" "Da!" "Isha!" "Come on guys, let's go!" "Tanmay!" "Al!" "Look at her!" "Angel!" " Angel!" "My Angel!" "I love you!" " My Angel!" "Thank you Isha!" "Thank you!" "I wanted her to forget you forever." "But the first words she spoke were that of her dad." "You were right!" "A child needs its mother the most." "But she needs her father too." "I love you, Isha!" "I love you too!" "No crying!" ""Matter of the heart!"" ""I have no control!"" ""It is a matter of the heart my darling."" ""I have no control!"" ""My heart is restless!"" ""Mast Kalandar!"" "Stop it!" "This man ditched me." "Arush, how dare you?" "What do you mean by how dare you?" "Who is she?" "How would I know?" "Am I related to her?" "How do I know who she is?" "Swear by Angel that you don't know her." "Just a minute." "I swear I don't know her." "I have never seen her before." "It is possible she is mistaken." "She must be in love with a bearded man and now that I have stubble she thinks its me." "I am not the one." "Sister, I'm not the one." "Maybe they are the ones." "Do they have a stubble?" "They must have shaved this morning." "Why do you do such things?" "We didn't do anything." "Uncle, why don't you tell them something?" "I have not done anything." "I don't even know her." "She is wearing a sari." "She's not my type." "Ask him!" "Tanmay, is it you?" "I swear I don't even know her!" "Heyy Babyy!" "How are you feeling?" "Now what do you have to say?" "Men are..."