"* IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS *" "* AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *" "* SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX *" "* YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE *" "* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *" "* COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS *" "* AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT *" "* JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND *" "* THE WARNER MOVIE LOT" "* THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER *" "* WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT" "* BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE *" "* AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT *" "* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *" "* DOT IS CUTE" "* AND YAKKO YAKS" "* WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS *" "* WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX *" "* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *" "* MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN" "* WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE *" "* GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER *" "* SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE *" "* BUTTONS CHASES MINDY" "* WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE" "* THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT *" "* WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE?" "* WE'RE ANIMANIACS *" "* WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS *" "* WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX *" "* THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS *" "* WE'RE ANIMANEE *" "* TOTALLY INSANE-Y" "* THE RAIN IN SPAINEY *" "* ANIMANIACS" "* THOSE ARE THE FACTS *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY" "[WAKKO] HEY, LET'S GET SOME ICE CREAM." "HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?" ""PISTACHIO ALMOND FRUIT FUDGE BUTTERSCOTCH DELIGHT."" ""INGREDIENTS--"" "* GRADE "A" MILK EMULSIFIED *" "* MALTO-DEXTRIN ALKALIDE *" "* SILICON DEOXYLITE *" "* LOTS OF SUGAR" "* HEY, ALL RIGHT" "* CALCIFIED SYNTHETIC SALT *" "* ARTIFICIAL BARLEY MALT *" "* GLYCERINE AND ASPARTATE *" "* FOLIC ACID" "* THAT TASTES GREAT" "* MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE" "* DEHYDRATED CALCEINATE" "* SOYBEAN OIL, BUTTER FAT" "* CARAMEL CENTER" "* I'LL EAT THAT *" "* HOORAY FOR SUGAR 'CAUSE WE LOVE IT *" "* CHOCOLATE CHIPS, WE WANT MORE OF IT *" "* CAKES AND ICE CREAM, WATCH US SHOVE IT *" "* DOWN OUR THROATS REAL FAST *" "* HERE'S A CANDY BAR, YA TRIED IT?" "*" "* HEY, LET'S ALL SEE WHAT'S INSIDE IT *" "* GELATINIZED TRIGLYCERINE *" "* PHOSPHATE SOYBEAN LECITHIN *" "* DEOXYLITE TRISILICON *" "* DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE *" "* BRING IT ON" "* CITRUS ENZYMES, BHT" "* POWDERED MILK" "* SOUNDS GOOD TO ME *" "* BAKING SODA, CAROB GUM" "* CARBOHYDRATES" "* YUMMY, YUM" "* MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE" "* ZINC DISODIUM ALGENATE" "* WHOLE GRAIN FLOUR, YEAST, AND FAT *" "* TIME TO EAT IT, I'LL DO THAT *" "* WE LIKE SWEETS A LOT" "* SO GIVE US ALL YOU GOT" "* AND WE'LL STUFF 'EM IN OUR BODIES *" "* TILL THEY MAKE OUR INSIDES ROT **" "TELL ME WHAT'S TROUBLING YOU, YAKKO." "I THINK I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE." "INTO THE FUTURE?" "WHEN DID THIS START?" "NEXT MONDAY." "WAIT!" "I'M BEGINNING TO GET A VISION." "WHAT DO YOU SEE?" "THE NEXT CARTOON." "BUTTONS!" "OH, BUTTONS!" "HA HA HA!" "SILLY PUPPY." "[TOUR GUIDE] WE ARE ENTERING THE BRAZILIAN RAIN FOREST," "SOURCE OF MORE THAN 1/3 OF THE WORLD'S OXYGEN" "AND HOME TO THOUSANDS OF SPECIES OF MAMMALS," "INSECTS, REPTILES, AND BIRDS," "MANY OF THEM ENDANGERED." "STAND BACK FROM THE RAILINGS." "I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING WET." "O.K., LADY." "CALL ME MOTHER," "CALL ME MOMMY OR MOM," "BUT DON'T CALL ME LADY." "O.K., LADY." "YOU, TOO." "NOTHING WORSE THAN A WET DOG." "GOOD BOY." "STAY DRY AND THERE WILL BE A TREAT FOR YOU." "MORE THAN 5,000 ACRES OF JUNGLE" "ARE CUT DOWN EVERY DAY." "UNLESS STOPPED SOON, THE DESTRUCTION OF THE RAIN FOREST" "WILL CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE" "TO THE EARTH'S ECOSPHERE." "BUTTERFLY, PRETTY BUTTERFLY." "[WHIMPERING]" "AS WE CONTINUE DOWN THE RIVER," "WE FIND THE AMAZON" "IS ALSO HOME TO VARIED SPECIES OF FISH," "LIKE THE PERNICIOUS, FLESH-EATING PIRANHA." "[CHEWING]" "BUTTERFLY," "PRETTY BUTTERFLY." "[CRUNCH]" "[YELPS]" "[BARKING]" "[CHAIN SAW STARTS]" "[GIGGLING]" "BUTTERFLY." "BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY." "FLY, FLY, FLY," "LITTLE BUTTERFLY." "[SNIFFING]" "[ARF ARF]" "OOH, COME BACK, BUTTERFLY." "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!" "WHEE!" "SILLY BUTTONS." "[BARKING]" "WHEE!" "[WHIMPERING]" "[TRAIN SIGNAL DINGING]" "AS WE LEAVE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE" "OF HOW FRAGILE OUR ENVIRONMENT IS." "REMEMBER, A RAIN FOREST IS A LIVING THING." "BUTTERFLY, COME BACK." "HELLO, MR. BUTTERFLY." "AND, FINALLY, WE END OUR TOUR" "WITH THE WORLD'S HIGHEST WATERFALL." "STEP BACK, DARLING." "YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WET." "BYE-BYE." "SHAME ON YOU, BUTTONS." "BAD DOG." "YOU GOT MINDY ALL WET." "WELL, NO TREAT FOR YOU." "[MOANS]" "IT'S O.K. I LOVE YOU." "BYE-BYE." "ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES." "LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR DRAWINGS SAY ABOUT YOU." "DOT." "I DREW A PICTURE OF THE EIFFEL TOWER IN ITALY." "THERE'S NO EIFFEL TOWER IN ITALY." "EXACTLY." "WAKKO, WHAT HAVE YOU DRAWN?" "IT'S A COW EATING GRASS." "WHERE IS THE GRASS?" "THE COW ATE IT." "WHERE IS THE COW?" "HE'S NOT GOING TO STICK AROUND" "IF THERE'S NO MORE GRASS TO EAT." "LET'S SEE YOURS, YAKKO." "IT'S A CARTOON." "AAH!" "THERE'S NOTHING THERE!" "THAT'S NOT A CARTOON!" "SURE IT IS." "IT JUST HASN'T STARTED YET." "[SQUIT] WHEN YOU'RE A GOODFEATHER," "IT'S LIKE BEING IN A FAMILY." "PUTTING FOOD ON THE TABLE IS A MATTER OF HONOR..." "BUT SOMETIMES IT'S A LOT OF PAIN" "FOR NOT MUCH GAIN." "LOOK AT ME!" "I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "HEY, GIVE ME THAT," "YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING NOBODY BIRD!" "[SCREAMING]" "YOU O.K.?" "YOU LOOK DIZZY." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "I JUST SAID YOU LOOKED DIZZY." "YOU SAYING I'M SOME DIM-WITTED BLOND BOMBSHELL" "HERE TO TITILLATE YOU?" "I JUST THOUGHT YOU LOOKED DIZZY." "THAT'S IT!" "LUCKY FOR US BOBBY ALWAYS CAME THROUGH" "WITH THE GOOD SCORES." "WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF A MANIAC?" "HE WAS BUSTING MY BEAK." "I OUGHT TO BEAK THE BOTH OF YOUSE." "I GOT A SCORE ON THE EAST SIDE." "A SCORE?" "WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD?" "WHAT DID I DO?" "COME ON." "IT WAS A SWEET SCORE," "BUT IT WAS OUT OF OUR TERRITORY" "ON THE GULLS' SIDE OF TOWN." "WHY SHOULD THEY SQUAWK?" "WE'RE JUST AFTER A MEAL." "THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYBODY." "I DON'T SEE WHY THEY GOT A PROBLEM." "WE'RE JUST GOING TO EAT." "SOMEBODY'S GOT A PROBLEM, I'LL GIVE THEM A PROBLEM." "JUST DIG IN, AND IF THEY START SQUAWKING," "I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." "[GULLS SQUAWKING]" "PIGEONS, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE." "YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE," "YOU LITTLE RATS WITH WINGS." "YOU SQUAWKING TO ME?" "SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SQUAWKING TO ME." "YOU SQUAWKING TO ME?" "TRYING TO SQUAWK TO ME?" "I'M SQUAWKING TO YOU." "WHO'S SQUAWKING TO ME?" "ME!" "I'M SAYING HELP!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?" "I'M STUCK, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING." "THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF A FASHION STATEMENT?" "YOU SOME KIND OF A MANIAC?" "I GO TO GRAB A BITE," "NEXT THING I'M STUCK." "YOU GOING TO HELP ME?" "YEAH, I'LL HELP YOU." "HEY!" "WHOA!" "NO!" "AAH!" "[LAUGHING]" "[GAGGING]" "SORRY, PESTO." "YOU'RE SORRY?" "I'M DROWNING HERE." "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, ESTHER WILLIAMS?" "YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF A MARK SPITZ?" "I KNOW HOW TO GET HIM OUT." "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?" "WHAT AM I, THE CABOOSE?" "NOW WATCH ME AND DO WHAT I DO." "AAH!" "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW" "THIS IS STARTING TO UPSET ME." "UPSET YOU?" "I'M UPSETTING YOU?" "NO." "THE SITUATION UPSETS ME." "OH, AND I'M NOT UPSET?" "HOW ABOUT ME OVER HERE?" "COME HERE." "ARE YOU FINISHED?" "UH..." "I'M DONE, YEAH." "GOOD." "I GOT A PLAN." "SHH..." "WHAT IS THIS, A WEDDING?" "WHAT AM I, A TIN CAN HERE?" "SOMEBODY THROW SOME RICE ALREADY." "JUST OLD ON." "WHEN THE CABS TAKE OFF," "THE RINGS STRETCH, YOU'RE OUT." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "WHOA!" "WHEN YOU GET STUCK, YOU GET STUCK GOOD." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" "I MEAN YOU'RE STUCK, YOU KNOW?" "NO, I DON'T KNOW." "YOU MEAN I'M LIKE AN OLD PIECE OF GUM?" "I'M LIKE SOMETHING UNDER A CHAIR" "HERE TO DISGUST YOU?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?" "I JUST MEAN YOU'RE STUCK." "THAT'S IT!" "HEY, PESTO, WHAT ARE YOU, A MANIAC?" "WHOA!" "PESTO!" "GOOD, THIS IS GOOD." "NOW WE'RE ALL STUCK." "I'M SORRY, BUT SQUIT WAS BUSTING MY BEAK." "[WOMAN] I'D LIKE THREE HOT DOGS." "[VENDOR] COMING RIGHT UP." "THAT'S IT." "BOTTA BINGO!" "THAT'S OUR TICKET OUT OF HERE." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "SHH." "FOLLOW ME." "AND I'D LIKE THREE SODAS WITH THAT." "HERE YOU GO." "AAH!" "PIGEONS!" "I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, THAT WAS AMAZING." "YEAH, YEAH." "LATER." "NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THAT SCORE." "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?" "LOOKS LIKE WERE OUT OF LUCK." "YOU SAYING WE'RE LOSERS?" "NO." "I JUST SAID WE'RE OUT OF LUCK." "LIKE WE'RE A BUNCH OF DEFUNCT LEPRECHAUNS?" "WHAT?" "NO." "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT." "YOU TWO A COUPLE OF MANIACS?" "WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?" "MAYBE SOMEDAY OUR SHIP WILL COME IN." "MEANTIME, BEING A GOODFEATHER ISN'T SO BAD." "IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN." "TO FLOSS?" "TO MAKE A GOOKIE?" "NO." "IT'S TIME TO LEARN THE DAY'S LESSON." "TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS," "WE TURN TO THE WHEEL OF MORALITY." "WHEEL OF MORALITY, TURN, TURN, TURN," "TELL US THE LESSON THAT WE SHOULD LEARN." "MORAL NUMBER FOUR-- THE MORAL IS..." "THE ANSWER IS BLOWING IN THE WIND," "EXCEPT IN NEW JERSEY" "WHERE WHAT'S BLOWING SMELLS FUNNY." "BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE." "YES, WE'RE ALL DEEPLY MOVED." "[WHISTLE]" "YIKE!" "YIKE!" "YIKE!" "CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC." "CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS." "ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P." "HEY, WARNER BROTHERS AND THE WARNER SISTER," "YOU'VE JUST COMPLETED ANOTHER GREAT SHOW." "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?" "WE'RE GOING TO..." "SLEEP." "PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE"