"Come on inside!" "Good day." "Do you have a bathroom here?" "Mom, can we rent a tape, please?" "Not now." "Why not?" "We've talked about this." "Here, have some organic figs." "I'd rather eat shit." "Kolbeinn!" "Where can I change him?" "I'm sorry, our toilet is for staff only." "I'll just change his diapers here on the table." "Mom, I need to pee." "I'm about to burst." "Just piss outside on the sidewalk, dear." "No, no, alright." "I'll let you use the staff toilet." "You take a right turn and then a left turn." "We'll have to fix our toilet problem, Anton." "We're trying to run this store with a little dignity." "Right." "Mom, I want orange juice." "You can't have it." "What is going on here!" "?" "!" "And in broad daylight!" "?" "!" "What's wrong with you?" "Kolbeinn Kári!" "Come here, child!" "You're grown men!" "I was just letting him..." "This is a filthy shop!" "The diaper..." "You can keep it!" "Disgusting!" "Mommy..." "Excuse me... wasn't that the Minister of Justice?" "Siggi!" "Good day." "Do you take on..." "detective work?" "Yes, I..." "Guys." "Could you please...?" "Right." "Let's... step into the back." "You're Sigvaldi Hreinsson." "Yes." "Spouse is Elín." "No kids?" "No, none." "Isn't that a little strange?" "No." "Do you have children?" "Actually, no." "Are you interested in them?" "No, not interested." "My apologies, I'm just trying to be careful." "My last client turned out to be a pedophile." "But I had a part in his capture." "PEDOPHILE APPREHENDED ON CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND" "I'm no pervert." "No." "I just lost my car." "I see." "I took my car to an auto shop called Bílholt where the mechanic said my car couldn't be repaired" "and that it was scrap metal and wouldn't pass inspection and he tossed 15000 kronur at me and said he'd scrap it." "That's not all." "A few days later I'm riding on my bicycle when I see my car, all shiny and new, working perfectly and the mechanic is driving" "and with his kids in the car." "I'm speechless." "He just ripped you off." "I'll take the case." "I'd do it pro bono too, if I only could afford it." "Good afternoon." "This your car?" "Good brand you have there." "Yeah, these are good cars." "You have to look after them." "You haven't had it inspected yet." "Don't you change the oil regularly?" "Sure, I look after that." "The suspension's shot." "And a universal joint is gone." "Is that a big thing?" "Nah, not at all." "Nothing I can't fix for you." "Will you be needing the car today?" "No, not that I recall." "Come back tomorrow, same time." "I'll fix it for you." "Are the keys in the ignition?" "I'll just grab my things." "Hi." "We're out of small change." "Why don't you just rent it?" "I just did." "There's 5000 kronur in the till." "Are you gonna fuckin' drill me!" "?" "!" "Come at me!" "What's a matter with you?" "I'll get that for you." "Everything's OK." "Please stand still, just like that." "OK, we're good." "You can go now." "Follow that car there." "The brown jeep." "Where to, buddy?" "I don't know, just follow it." "A chase, huh?" "Another banking scandal has just been uncovered." "Where's our society gone to?" "When I was young we had real politicians running the show." "With some brains." "No wonder people are going crazy." "Terrible." "Could you go a little faster?" "We'll get there, don't worry." "No need to rush everywhere we go." "If I were a young man today I'd be long gone to Norway." "Crazy people nowadays." "I think we're good here." "I want to vote for people, not political parties." "HELP!" "Siggi!" "Is he OK?" "We need to warm him up." "He's fine." "You could have drowned!" "What are you doing here?" "What are YOU doing here?" "!" "?" "Are you spying on me?" "!" "?" "Again?" "!" "?" "I wasn't doing anything." "You know that you can't swim." "Do you have a towel?" "I wasn't spying." "I was taking a swim." "That settles that." "Sea bathing is not for me." "I also need to shape up, but that's another story." "There are other more important things at hand." "I need to solve the Bílholt affair." "Hi there." "Hello." "So... how are things?" "Your car was a junkpile." "What?" "I've never seen it so bad." "It almost fell apart on top of me." "Strange, it looked fine when I brought it in yesterday." "Looked, yes." "I'd have been better off not seeing it." "I was working all night on it." "I replaced the suspension when I noticed that the brakepads were used up, you didn't tell me anything about that." "Then there's the timing belt." "Ruined, did you know that?" "No idea." "Exactly." "That alone costs about 300000 kronur to fix." "What have you been doing to the car?" "Nothing." "Just drive it." "The wheel bearings are junk and so are all the oil seals." "By morning I saw that it was hopeless to try anything." "Where's the car?" "I had it towed away." "I didn't want it in here." "Towed away?" "Yeah, I called the scrapyard and they picked it up." "They gave me 15000 for it." "You can have that money." "Hello there." "Oh right." "Hello." "Have you learned anything about my car?" "Let me tell you..." "Things have just been very busy lately and I haven't been able to focus on your problem." "They have my car right now and they're working on it." "It's a vital technique that I use, blending in." "So they've gotten your car as well?" "No no." "Do you have an e-mail address that I can use to be in touch with you...?" "Anton, could you clean the trash?" "I was trying to find..." "Oh, that's it then?" "Great." "I'll be in touch with you." "Right now it's just prep work." "JÓNAS BISTRO'S BLOG" "THE GOLDEN AGE OF HLEMMAVÍDEÓ" "I'll need a car if I'm to keep doing the detective work." "I can't go on a stakeout on the bus." "Not unless mom helps me out." "Are you sure no one will notice us?" "Mom!" "Sorry." "No." "I'll need a car, and real soon." "FOR SALE: 1979 PLYMOUTH VOLARE 800000 KRONUR, "GOOD CONDITION"" "Good day sir." "Hello, can I test drive this one?" "Shouldn't be a problem." "Good condition, you say?" "It's a misunderstanding." "Let's correct that misunderstanding then, shall we?" "Yes, well, I..." "I can't help it, see." "I'm a sick man." "I can't help myself." "I'm not stealing the cars, it's them that steal me." "I'm serious here, man..." "We're so grateful for this." "Here are your keys." "Here's a little token of gratitude from us." "It's nothing." "Just doing my job." "I'm glad that all this worked out in the end." "He's Sigurður Hermannsson, the old man's son." "He takes after the old fart." "Goddamnit." "Our man had to pull out, empty handed and injured." "What kind of pussy is this man?" "Tómas, I may never be connected to any of this." "That's your job." "Isn't that the guy who was throwing up on the beach?" "The hell was he doing there?" "This is a man that we must stop at all costs."