"Holy cow, what a wool!" "Looks like Fidel Castro's mom!" "I never find such one.." "Soldier Camomilla!" "Atten hut!" "And so that's how you're filling the correspondence?" "I will slam you into the kitchen to peel potatoes, is that clear?" "Sergeant, sir ..." "Instead of wasting time with these 4 paper whores!" "Wanker!" "But these are the precept postcards that had to be delivered last week!" "I forgot sergeant, sir, I forgot!" "Silence!" "Provide delivering them immediately!" "And if they don't arrive in time I'll sue you for office acts omission and indecent exposure in a military zone!" "Marsh!" "Go!" "I'm going seargent, sir!" "I said marsh!" "I will be very quick!" "Corporal!" "Trumpet!" "Yes sir!" "Corporal!" "So, what about the trumpet?" "No, it's the Madonna I had paid 100,000 lire!" "Juliet, come out of the balcony" "Here, put two teaspoons of this in the soup."