"RADIO:" "Stay with us on Market Shipborough FM, all morning bringing you to work with a smile on your face." "Stay with us for our Win A Grand." "That comes up after ten o'clock." "I'm sure you're familiar with the format now:" "The first phoner-in, they will win a grand." "(Whistles to himself)" "What have you got there, Jeremy?" "Casework, Mother." "Oh." "Morning, Jeremy." " Lovely day for it." " Lovely." "I'll see you in court." "In mitigation, I would remind the court that it was Mr Lampton's love for his children and his desire to see them properly looked after that drove him to commit benefit fraud in the first place." "He is truly sorry." "It is you, isn't it?" " Your Honour?" " First offence, my arse!" " You stole my briefcase!" " Warren?" " I saw you legging it down the platform!" " If you know my client..." " Bailiff, arrest that man." " Mr Kingdom, what's going on?" " If you step..." " Cheeky little sod." "Will you just..." "Will you wait, please?" " I have to go!" " No!" "You appear to be about to face charges of theft of some sort." "The police will almost certainly want to talk to you." "All right." "Can I at least have a pee?" "I'm bursting." "PETER:" "Warren!" "You idiot!" "Warren!" "Oh, thank you for these." "E-Emily..." "Just wondering if... maybe you..." "You know, later we could..." " It's up to you, really." "We..." " Sounds great." "OK, yeah." "Super." "Well, I'll get my people to speak to your people." "Brilliant!" "Oh, you're such a big kid!" " Oh, dear." "Someone's in a good mood." " She thinks I'm like a big kid." "What's that about?" "I'm a qualified solicitor." "Responsible adult, grown man." " Well..." " Don't you dare." "Brian, what can we do for you?" "Got a bit of an incident up at the golf course." "Now, normally I'd deploy a team of officers to investigate, but unfortunately, all of my people are currently deployed on an area-wide manhunt for the briefcase burglar " "AKA, your client." " Ha, ha." " The word is, apparently, that they're already calling him The Fox." "Like that - pff!" "He was gone!" "(Chuckles)" "The fact is he was wearing a wig and I didn't recognise him, all right?" "Now, what's this incident at the golf club?" "According to Stan Geddick, it's..." "Let's see..." "It's a human rights violation." "According to Jeff Rowley, it's a bunch of blokes in skirts trying to destroy the 16th hole." "(Furious shouting)" "I am Lycastus Sinobar, chosen chief of the druids and guardian of the old ways, and I tell you, we will not be shaken from our purpose." "Now, listen, here, Stan." "I've got paying members wanting to play through here!" "This is private property!" "We were here first." "This is religious persecution, Mr Anderson." "(Shouts of agreement)" "All yours." "Gentlemen, please, can we both just agree to talk about this calmly and rationally?" "BOTH:" "No!" "(Electric golf carts approach)" "Druids, form square!" " (Shouting)" " Pass me that driver, lad!" "Hold!" " Hold..." " Aaargh!" "Charge!" " Where is she?" " I'm sorry?" "I'll find her myself." "Highly overgrown." "It's a travesty." "That w..." "That was Judge Harding!" "Oh, he doesn't think we're hiding Warren here, does he?" "Actually, he seems to be after Beatrice." "What's your problem?" "Not making enough cash from the sex lines" " so now you're branching out into blackmail?" " Are you high?" "You do know how long you could get for blackmailing a judge?" " Beatrice!" " Er... excuse me!" "I'm glad you're keeping an open mind on this one." " I am not blackmailing him." " Yes, you are!" " These photos could ruin my career!" " What photos?" "Of course, the photos." "And the sex line." "All part of the same plot." "I didn't call you." "You called me." "And I can prove it!" "BEATRICE:" "I've been hoping someone would call." " I've been feeling so naughty." " Oh, dear God!" "HARDING:" "I like naughty girls." " Naughty girls need to be sent down." " (Hums to himself)" " You're going down, aren't you?" " Bloody hell!" " It's you, isn't it?" " What?" "Who is this?" "Don't you ever call here again, you bloody pervert!" "Beatrice, you... you knew him." "You recognised his voice." " We'd met before." " Met?" "Oh, come on, Peter, you're embarrassing yourself." "As in shagged." "Oh, how typical of you to characterise our lovemaking in that way." "It wasn't lovemaking, it was a shag." "Can we please keep this on a strictly need-to-know basis?" "It's Norfolk, Peter." "I get bored and horny." "Frankly, who doesn't?" " Oh, dear, am I going to have to go down again?" " Will you please both be quiet!" " (Petra cries)" " Oh, great!" "Have a look around." "See anything you fancy, there's 20% off anything with a pentagram." " Credit crunch." " No, really, thanks." "Look, Stan..." "Lycastus..." "I'm your lawyer and you need to be honest with me." "Now, why can't you just do your worshipping somewhere else?" "You wouldn't say that to a member of the Church of England, would you?" "The 16th is our cathedral." "Ley lines, Mr Anderson." "They join points of spiritual power." "There's a big one here... and another one here." "And right here, they cross." " And what do you get?" " A golf course." " A confluence of transcendental energies." " On which they've built a golf course." "Exactly." "Look when I said we were here first, I didn't mean last Tuesday." "I'm talking thousands of years." "Can we please focus on what's important here?" "Petra, darling..." "Say hello to Daddy." "(Sniffs)" "Oh, you have to be shitting me." " This isn't happening." " I did tell you you wouldn't want to meet him." "Now, I am not a man to be trifled with, Mr Rowley." "When we developed this site, we didn't know anything about this druid stuff." "We just bought the land, fair and square." "Wind, five miles per hour to the west." "But you understand that a compromise has to be made." "Can't you just divert around where they want to worship?" "Range, 25 metres." "Seven iron." "We're a par 72." "That'll add two more shots." "The whole handicap system's going haywire... thanks to these men in fancy dress." "Oh, well, hardly one to talk, are you?" "By my mark, fire." "Look, Jeremy, what happened between us was a one-night thing." "This is a whole-life thing." "It's different." "No-one's asking you to be involved." "So you weren't trying to blackmail me?" "No." "So who is she?" "Er..." "Jenny or..." "Jamie, or something like that." "Can't you even remember her name?" " Well, you know how it is." " No, I don't." "So if you're not trying to blackmail me..." "then who is?" "I think the best thing would be if you were to track them down and put a stop to it." " Me?" " I can't do it, can I?" "It would be too obvious." "And why should I do anything to help you?" "W..." "We're family." "In the Biblical sense." "Mm?" "It's your duty to find out who's blackmailing me and put a stop to it before they bring shame..." "on our family." "Well, this could do you just as much harm as me." "Good man." "I told you he was a bastard." "WARREN:" "Don't be angry, Mr K, I gave myself up." "Mm." "Now, you realise by signing that, you are agreeing to turn up here" " every day at the designated time." " Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr K." "Running off like you did only demonstrates your guilt in the eyes of the law." "But I had to." "My littlest had just won a prize - a reading prize." " She's the best in her year." " Warren... school prizes right now should be the least of your concerns." "Benefit fraud as a first offence is one thing, but if you've been stealing..." "That wasn't me." "Really, Mr Kingdom, this is all a mistake." "Couldn't give us a lift, could you?" "WARREN AND CHILDREN:" "d I am the music man d I come from round the way and I can play d What can you play?" "d I can play the trombone" "(lmitates trombone)" "Yeah, yes..." "Yeah, yeah, Warren..." "We really need to talk about your case." " Plan your defence." " Yes, Mr K." "Erm..." "I think I can convince them that you had, shall we say, a moment of madness, but I also need to present you to the court as a responsible, sensible parent..." "But I am." "...not someone who does a bunk dressed in a wig and gown." "But she won a prize, Mr K. I had to be there." "This is all about them." "I have this tiny window of time, this little bit of the day that's for me and for them and I have to make it all fit." "If I don't pick them up at 3:30 every day, my ex-wife can stop me from seeing them." "I can't let that happen." "How about we stop for an ice cream on the way, eh?" "BOTH:" "Ice cream!" "d The wheels on the Alvis go round and round d Round and round, round and round..." "It's a really tough case, actually." "Throughout history, men have struggled to defend their spiritual and territorial rights." "Since the dawn of time, these ancient Celtic societies have been persecuted and displaced." " It's up to me to find a way through..." " Why are you being like this?" " Like what?" " All butch." "What's happened to your eye?" "Have you been fighting?" "I got hit by a golf ball." ""Let's all have some ice cream"!" "First she calls me a big kid and now I'm "butch"." "To make things even better, I got a black eye from a golf ball on the stupid golf course with the stupid druids and the stupid men in stupid pants." "Mr Snell, what on earth do you think you're doing?" "Don't you worry, Mr Kingdom." "Gloria told me you'd be stressed out." "I've pruned your roses and next I'm going to give your shrubbery some attention." "Firstly, I am not stressed out!" "And secondly, why through here?" "There's a perfectly reasonable route round the outside!" "Gloria went to the shop and asked me to listen out for the phone" " so I'm killing two birds with one stone." "(Phone rings)" "Excuse me. (Clears throat)" "Kingdom and Kingdom, how may be of service to you?" "One moment. (Whispers) It's for you." "(Sniffs violently)" "Peter Kingdom?" "Hello?" "I need to see you." "HARDING:" "It was in my car." "What did this... this girl tell you?" "Erm..." ""Spank me harder", mostly, I think." "Oh, for heaven's sake, Jeremy!" "I do have real clients with real problems, you know, one of you whom you happen to be persecuting over a briefcase he swears he's never seen!" "How can I concentrate on them while I'm distracted by your ridiculous nonsense, which just happens to be entirely of your own making, I might add?" "Feeling better?" "Face it, Peter." "Your client's a nasty little toerag." "Of course he nicked it and of course I'm going to press charges." "Now, where were we?" "Well... when you received the photographs, were there any instructions?" "No, nothing." "That's why I thought Beatrice was behind it." "She has a certain history of unpredictability." "(Knock on door)" " I do hope I'm not interrupting." "No, not at all." "Mother, this is Peter Kingdom." "Peter, this is my mother..." " Amelia." " Delighted to meet you." "And you too." "Shirley called." "She's coming up tomorrow to join us." "Won't that be nice?" "Lovely." "Erm..." "Shirley?" "My wife." "Ah." " Now, here's what I'm thinking." " (Groans)" "Why can't you share?" "The solstice is but once a year." "Twice, actually." "What?" "Two solstices each year and two equinoxes, Mr Anderson." " Mr Snell!" " Well, Stan's at work so I'm keeping vigil." "You're a druid?" "Well, on my mother's side." "He told me they do naked dancing." "Yeah, very important part of being a druid, the naked dancing." "I can't have people cavorting in the all-together on the 16th hole." "You need to sort it out, Mr Anderson." "Sort it out right now!" "Bloody druids." "Have you seen her bottom?" "Please, Lyle, I've been looking at little else for the past half hour." "No, I meant the tattoo." " It's quite something." " Oh, that's a point." "You know, you may be onto something there, Lyle." "Well done." "Really?" "Hm, good." " So, how's Emily?" " Fine, yeah." "Thinking of taking her to that new bistro on the high street." " Nice romantic meal." " Simple and classic." " It's very expensive, though." " Yes, save your money." "You don't want sex." " Just stay home, count your pennies instead." " I'll book a table for tonight." " Right, come on." " I'm not going anywhere." "Tattoo parlour, now." "Beatrice, I'm afraid hunting down Harding's mystery blackmailer is not high on my list." "I have a client facing charges of benefit fraud and theft." "He's in danger of losing access to his children..." "Come on, in." "In." "(Heavy metal blares)" "Let me guess." "A Prince Albert for you and you're along for moral support." "Alas, no, not exactly." "Erm..." "We were wondering if you could help us." "Do you know this bum?" " Well, I ought to." " Did you do this tattoo?" "Well, now... that wouldn't have been very easy, would it?" " (Laughs)" " Good grief." " So you're the tattooed bum girl." " Joni to my friends." "And you are?" "(Sprays breath freshener)" "(Gentle piano music plays)" "And for madam, I can recommend the lobster tortellini." "Very special." "Oh, then I'll have the lobster tortellini... to start with, and then the steak with the truffle sauce." "Excellent." "Thank you." "And for sir?" "I will have a salad... and a margherita pizza." "Thank you." "After I got the left one done with a dragon," "I thought, "Will that make them look a bit lopsided?"" "So I got the right one done with a mermaid to balance them up." "And the er... nipple piercing?" " BOGOF." " Excuse me?" " Buy One Get One Free." " Oh." " They're good, aren't they?" " They're erm... amongst the best I've..." "I've ever seen, yes." " About Jeremy, though." " Yeah." "Bit odd, really." "See, this woman called me up and asked me if I wanted to make some money." "Turned out the plan was I was to bump into this bloke and then go out on a date with him." " A date?" " Yeah." "So anyway, I told her, "No way, that's not my style," but... turned out he was actually quite hot so I did it." "Well, you know, pretended to bump into him accidentally when really she told me exactly what to wear and where to meet him and all that." "And I got a couple of hundred quid." "And this woman who called you up, did you meet her?" "No, it was all done over the phone." "And on this date... did you take any photos..." " of the two of you?" " Er... no." "What kind of a girl do you think I am?" "This is er..." "This is nice, isn't it?" "It's delicious." "Just you wait till I get you..." "Well, don't stop." "Wait till you get me where?" "(Crunch)" "Are you all right?" "What's that?" "Oh, my God!" "I think it's a cockroach." "I'm going to be sick!" "Great." "Super." "Really romantic." "There you are, my love." "Two pound of organic carrots, fresh this morning." " Still got the earth on them." " Thank you." " ?" "2.50, please." " I do love organic." "Hello, Mr Kingdom." "Have some carrots, dug up fresh this morning." " That's very kind of you, thank you." " ?" "2.50, please." " Oh, right." " Sorry, Mr K, but I need the money." " How about a novelty clock, Mr K?" " (Call to prayer)" "Lord." "Well, it's certainly very practical." "Erm..." "listen, Warren I've had the dates for your court appearance." " Ah, I can't do afternoons." "WOMAN:" "Excuse me." " All right, my love?" "What can I get you?" "(Doorbell jangles)" "Hello?" " Anyone there?" "(Book slams shut)" "Only the guardians of the dark secrets of beyond." "Hello, Stan." "Thank you." "You see, the thing is, a claim of prior use only really works if there's like... a temple that you've built and maintained." "Something to show it's a proper religion and not just folklore." "The temples are the open fields and tall trees, Mr Anderson." " That's lovely..." " The druids care about what you care about - nature, the woods and creatures, the planet." "You bought that funny little car because you cared about the earth, right?" "Right." "A lot of people thought it made you look like a prat." "Right." "But that didn't stop you." "Come on." "Where are we going?" "Back to the dawn of time." "Darling, how was the drive?" " Fine, fine." "What is the point of Suffolk?" " (Chuckles)" "Shirley, this is Peter Kingdom." "He's a lawyer." " Ah, more work?" " I fear so, yes." " I've got those papers you wanted." " Oh, right." "Yes, the papers." "Shirley!" "Oh, Shirley, how lovely to see you!" "Would you believe it?" "I've just spotted the prettiest little pied fly catcher." "Yes, Mother." "Very nice." "And only yesterday, a willow warbler." "Quite a run of good luck." " What do you mean it's not her?" " I mean it isn't Joni Lennox." "She was hired." "She doesn't know who by." "It was a woman, apparently." "Presumably someone you once upset, somehow." "Well, that narrows it down!" "SHIRLEY:" "Jeremy!" "You haven't fed the cats!" " They're on a diet!" "And you might want to think about breaking the news to your wife before she finds out." "I-I-I'll deal with Shirley." "Well, thank you for coming by." "I..." "No address." "Must be from a neighbour." "No, no, no, those must be the papers we've been waiting for, Peter." "My office must have dropped them off." "Perfect timing!" "Right..." ""Why won't you listen?" "Don't make me do this."" "Who is this?" "What is this woman doing?" "Whoever she is, she's clearly psychotic." "If you weren't such an unashamed adulterer, you wouldn't lay yourself open to it." "And another thing." "You ought to try to talk to Beatrice." "I got the impression she was happy to see the back of me." "You two are Petra's parents!" "So?" "(Exasperated sigh)" "Poor child!" "In the great genetic card game of life, what a hand to be dealt, eh?" "Ought to be a looker, though." "(Cawing)" "Ley lines join places of spiritual significance, like the tomb I'm taking you to." "What, tomb as in grave?" "As in dead people?" "It has lain undisturbed for millennia." "For centuries, the spiritual power of the burial barrow has been central to our connection with the past." "And that is what I want you to feel for yourself, young Lyle." "And now... behold!" " Bloody hell!" " Is it supposed to look like that?" "Of course not!" "Golfers!" "I don't know what you're worried about." "He's a well-respected judge, he's clever, good-looking, financially secure." "He is a self-serving promiscuous, complete and utter bastard." "Ooh, reminds me of your father." "(Phone rings)" "Peter Kingdom." "Supermarket security caught him raiding vegetables from the bins." "Caught him red-handed." "Well, they chuck them away." "There's nothing wrong with them - just gone past the sell-by date, that's all." "So I've been... rescuing them." "And?" "And rubbing a bit of earth into them." "Organic, innit?" "People like organic." "Peter... this is for your client." "Have they moved the hearing to the morning so I can still do the school run?" "No, Warren, this is from your ex-wife." "She's challenging the custody arrangement." "She's trying to stop you from seeing your children." "Really?" "Well, it's a pain in the arse." "(Classical piano music on radio)" " All right, I'll be there." "Sorry, darling, that was the office." "Something's come up." "What a nuisance." "Shirley, dear, will you excuse me?" "(Changes music to jazz)" " This could be out-and-out war before long." " Really?" "First the druids invade the golf course and now the golfers have dug up this burial mound." "It's covered in blue plastic with holes underneath." "The whole thing's really escalating." "Mind your step." "Lyle... hang on..." "Blue plastic..." "Were they holes or trenches underneath?" "More like trenches, I suppose, yeah." "Well, then, there's your answer." "Not golfers." "Archaeologists." "I knew that." "Of course you did." "Hold tight!" "(Screams)" "LYLE:" "Whoa!" "You do know that I get seasick?" "EMILY:" "Inappropriate date number three!" "(Gurgles)" "I er..." "I came to say... you know, sorry... and all that." "I'm not a bad bloke." "It's just in my nature to be a bit..." "Of an arse." "You're not making this easy." "I..." "Why should I?" "Mm?" "When you're in court and someone says, "I made a mistake." "My life went wrong but I want to change," what do you say?" "Three to five years." "So you really believe that people can't change." "Well, you can't fight your own nature." "But it's our natures, isn't it, that got us into this situation in the first place?" "A double dose of hopeless inadequacy and social dysfunction." "You see, I have to believe that we're more than that, because then she stands a chance." "Look..." "I'm doing my best here." "I'm really trying." "And I need you to try too." "Don't just be yourself." "Try to be better than that." "So that she can have a father that she can be proud of." "Please?" "Yeah." "LYLE:" "Burial barrow of an iron-age nobleman." "Here it is." " Now, have you been digging it up?" " Well, yes and no." "That's certainly one of our digs." "But it isn't a burial barrow, it's a midden." " A what?" " A trash heap." "Where a village would throw their cabbage stalks and broken rubbish." "It's absolutely fascinating, archaeologically speaking." "But no-one's buried there." "Yeah, but on the map here it says..." "Mislabelled, I'm afraid." "The nearest true barrow is here. 15 miles due south." "Sorry." "Well... let's hope the supermarket doesn't press charges or you'll look like some serial offender." "Or vegetable offender. (Chuckles)" "It's not really a laughing matter, is it, Warren?" " Sorry." " With the briefcase theft outstanding," "I'm sorry to have to tell you but your custody of the children is under grave threat." "If you go to jail, she gets full custody." "(Sighs) They get out of school at 3:30." "Their mum gets off work at five." "What's in between is mine." "I lost my job cos I couldn't work afternoons." "So I started my own veg stall - you know, with the organic." "But that doesn't make enough to pay the maintenance." "So I ended up tweaking the benefits just to scrape by, but... their mum - she gets custody, she gets maintenance, she gets to keep her own career." "Everything." "The people judging me, they don't have any idea what I've got to live with." "(Sighs)" " Which one is Harding's?" " What?" "Warren Lampton, which one of these stolen briefcases belongs to Judge Harding?" "This one." "It was never supposed to go this far." "Sorry." "I couldn't make ends meet." "I did it for the kids, Mr Kingdom." "I did what any parent would do." "You did brilliantly." "The barrow you took me to isn't a barrow." "It's a rubbish tip, full of broken pottery." "However, there is a real barrow... here." "And if we redraw the second ley line, through the real barrow, as opposed to through the rubbish tip, then your er..." "Confluence of transcendental energies." "Exactly..." "...is no longer on the golf course." "It's here." "In this clearing." " Which is common land." " Really?" "It's not on the golf course any more?" "Well, it never was on the golf course." "Of course." "That must be why my prophetic visions have remained unfulfilled." "We've been chanting on the wrong spot." "Well, it's all sorted now." "There is no reason for you to be on the golf course." "Your path... leads here." "Well done, young man." "You won't regret this." "You have earned the gratitude of the druids." "(Druids chanting)" "(Knock on door)" "Oh, Mrs Harding." "So you're the "bit of work" my son had to "do" last night!" "I beg your pardon?" "You're having an affair with Jeremy, aren't you?" "Right." "I think we should continue this in my office, please." "Yes, Gloria, can I help you?" "Do sit down, Mrs Harding." "No, thank you." "I think I'll stand." "It's true, then, is it?" " You are sleeping with him?" " Why would you think any such thing?" "Mr Kingdom, I know my son." "I know what he's been up to." "I just thought that, by now, he would have stopped!" "Ah, yes, stopped." "Mm." ""If you don't stop all your lying and cheating, the photos will be sold to a newspaper."" ""Why don't you listen?" "Don't make me do this."" "And, of course, "I know everything about you." "Tell Shirley the truth."" "And who knows more about a man than his mother, eh?" "You wrote these notes, didn't you?" "I don't know what you mean." "Oh, please!" "The trouble is, Jeremy's been beside himself." "He's a judge and he thinks he's being blackmailed." "I'm not blackmailing him!" "Oh, come on!" "What's it all about, then?" "WI membership not paid up, bingo debts?" "I was never going to sell the photos." "I just wanted to stop him ruining his marriage." "Yes, I appreciate that now." "You didn't want money." "You just wanted him to tell Shirley the truth." "Unfortunately... the note instructing him is the one he never received." "But..." "I put it in his briefcase." "Yes, unfortunately, his briefcase was..." "temporarily mislaid." "Don't you think it's time you talked to him?" "Oh, bloody hell, Stan!" "Go back to where the ley lines cross." "Go one hour before sundown." "Go alone." "And your wish... will be granted." "What wish?" "(Church bell chimes)" "I don't believe this." "You knew?" "About the women?" "You don't try very hard to keep it a secret." "Well, I do." "I mean, I thought I did." "Your father was exactly the same." " What?" " You're running out of chances." "And..." "And at this rate, there'll never be grandchildren." "It saddens me." "It really does." "I mean, since we're all being so honest... and open... there's something I should explain." "Shirley and I, we have an understanding." "What happens in Norfolk, stays in Norfolk." "She..." "She knows?" "She's known for years." "In certain areas, we have different you know, interests." "So she has her painting and you have your bits on the side." "There'sjust one thing I don't understand." "When I saw you kiss that woman... in the garden... if you weren't there for sex... why were you there?" "She's your daughter." "She's perfect." "Oh, my goodness." "A granddaughter." "You are her only grandparent." "You must be very proud." "Yes." "She's quite, quite wonderful." " Mr K." " Warren." "Fancy a lift?" " You sure?" " Mm." "Hop in." "I've got a good feeling about this." "Far from setting your children a good example you have escalated your illegal activities from benefit fraud to theft." "Unless there is anything further bearing on this case," " I have no option but..." "HARDING:" "Sorry..." "If you'll permit me, Marcus, there's something I'd like to say." "You're a material witness?" "Actually, I'm here more as a..." "Well, as a character witness." "People make mistakes, sometimes big ones, sometimes small ones." "But through all those mistakes, this man's overriding concern has always been his children." "What I'm trying to say is everyone deserves a second chance." "Jeremy, are you feeling all right?" "Yes." "Oh." "Well, very well." "100 hours community service." "Yeah, Marcus..." "Oh, all right, make it 80." "And consider yourself lucky." "Yes!" "Oh!" "(Chuckles)" "I don't know how you did that, Mr Kingdom, but thank you." "Well, congratulations, Warren." "You're a very capable man." "Capable and imaginative." "Well, time's rushing on." "Better get back, tell my little angels." "Cheers, Mr K." "All right." "You don't think it's some kind of Wicker Man thing, do you?" "Get me into the middle of nowhere and then..." "I don't know." "It's a long time since I've seen the film, but wasn't it important that the victim was, you know... untouched?" "(Snorts) It's been so long, I might as well be." "Emily?" "What are you doing here?" "Er..." "I'm not sure." "A funny man told me to meet you here." "He had twigs in his hair." "Is that normal?" " For him, yeah." " (Giggles)" "Gosh, this is..." "Wow." "It is, isn't it?" " Moss wine?" " Why not?" "Cheers." " That was a kind thing you did then." " Indeed." "I should wash my hands or something." "I suppose you feel like that all the time." "What you said in there about people changing... do you mean that?" "Well..." "I did at the time." "I don't know, Peter." "Maybe I do want things to be different." "Maybe this isn't the right way to live my life." " Bloody good fun, though." " One day at a time, Jeremy." "Goodbye, Peter." "How's the eye?" "Much better, thanks." "Good." "(Giggles) Oh, this is perfect!" "Oi!" "Lyle!" " Mum?" " Oh, there you are." "No, no, no, no." "This isn't happening." "Nice man called Mr Snell told me I could find you here." "Hello, love." "We haven't met, have we?" "I'm Lyle's mum." " Lovely to meet you." " Yeah, you too." "Oh, look at all those lovely ribbons." "Aren't you going to offer me a drink, then?" "(Laughs) What's he like?" "Oh, thanks, love." "What is it?" "Oh, smells a bit rum." "God, I had a terrible journey down." "Got stuck on the A62..."