"Translated by morizaemon." "Transcribed using URUSoft Subtitle workshop." "Transcription starts at about the 5:07 mark." "Please help correct errors and fill in missing parts." "2:00 p.m., Day of the Batsu Game" "The 3 men arrive at Yugawara train station." "The famous spa resort will be transformed into a comedic and demonic den." "And their guide is this guy..." "Here!" "(Fugiwara is dressed as a Japanese Inn Lady.)" "Here!" "(Fugiwara is Downtown's former manager.)" "Why the hell is he in such high spirits?" "We can laugh now, right?" "Here!" "Stop sounding like a broken record." "It's nice of you to come all this way." "We can laugh now, right?" "Do you know where you are?" "Yugawara." "Right but a wrong answer for a comedian." "Always be a comedian!" "How are we supposed to know?" "Didn't you learn that in training school?" "Do not laugh unnessasarily." "You're going to play a batsu game today." "I will never, ever be triggered to laugh by you!" "You're going to play a batsu game today." "*Transcriber's note: missing from original translation." "Here are the rules for the batsu game:" "Listen carefully." "OK." "Rule# 1:" "You will stay overnight at the spring inn." "#2:" "No matter what, do not laugh during the trip." "#3:" "If you do laugh, you'll be punished immediately." "That's it." "Matsumoto-san simplified things so even retarded Hamada could understand." "Lucky for you, Hamada." "Yeah." "It's about time to start." "Are you all set?" "Yes." "I swear I won't laugh." "The game begins when you go pass this gate." "When we go through, we can't laugh?" "Right." "Follow me." "I swear I won't laugh." "Let's go." "It begins the moment we pass through." "Let's do this together." "Showtime!" "" "Is the spring inn near?" "It's near, but we're taking a sidetrip first." "Hey, look to your left." "What beautiful autumn colors." "What a beautiful town." "And the people here seem happy to have you." "There." "There." "Welcome to Yugawara- (Producer Suga)" "[This is some surprise.]" "[This is disturbing!" "] --[The entire town supported them.]" "What?" "What?" "Did my laughter come out?" "Yeah, you laughed." "An SM army punishes laughers by whipping their butt." "They couldn't have done this without the town's cooperation." "What?" "I'm at Yugawara station now." "Pro wrestler passing by is Dynamite Shikoku (Endo)" "Shikoku!" "May I have your autograph?" "Kids love Dynamite Shikoku" "[That was a laugh.]" "Wait a moment." "[Shikoku always tickled Tanaka's funny bone.]" "[I fell for it everytime.]" "Wow, this is so cool!" "Skikoku, please perform your special move." "Pleeeeease!" "OK." "Shikoku!" "Shikoku!" "Shikoku!" "Shikoku!" "Not fair!" "So stupid." "[No one can survive this.]" "Tanaka:" "Again?" "Why were you hit twice?" "I don't know." "At 3:00 p.m. today, a title match at the Yuguwara Gymnasium..." "YWGP heavyweight champion Escargot Man versus the violent superstar from Seto Inland Sea..." "Dynamite Shikoku." "This is a dream matchup!" "Get away from my sight!" "What are you waiting for?" "[Seriously, what are you waiting for?" "]" "Good-bye" "Good-bye and good luck." "*Transcriber's note: missing original translation." "This is bad." "We shouldn't get suckered in so easily." "Yugawara's a famous spa resort." "Sound Truck =" "It has many long standing shops like this cake shop." "Let's have some tea." "Yamasaki uses his arm to cover his laughing face" "[Cheater!" "]" "Thank you very much." "Hi!" "Today, I'm at Yugawara, which is at its height of fall color." "I can see clear blue sky in every direction." "Everybody knows Yugawara is a spa resort." "Kinomoto Ryo (travel show reporter)" "But before I bathe, I'll show you some goodies." "Hamada uses his cup to cover his laughing face." "What do you recommend as a best buy?" "This one, sir." "Amanogawa (Milky Way) manjuu." "Amanogawa?" "What a beautiful name!" "They don't care if we shoot at the same place?" "He's speaking very loudly." "We are definitely in their frame." "WHY!" "Why is it called Amanogawa?" "Did you hear how much he stressed "why"?" "(laugh)" "Hamada and Yamasaki drink tea to cover their smiles." "That comment was totally unnecessary!" "[You guys are too easy.]" "He whipped my balls." "My balls..." "There's much more to come." "We'll be right back." "Director:" "CUT!" "OK!" "[Isn't the director too old?" "]" "Watch it!" "It's hot!" "I just realized how very old that director was." "The director is 80." "Let's go." "That way." "There's a place I want you to see before we head for the inn." "We'll go there first." "Why can't we just go to the inn?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Harley Davidson with a sidecar" "A sidecar." "Get in the car." "I'll lead the way." "Are you going to ride in that?" "I'll lead the way." "Get in." "Fujiwara puts the 3 men in the taxicab" "How are you?" "It's much more intense than before." "Yeah." "This is bad." "Japanese-style hairdo helmet." "That Dynamite thing was close." "That was close." "That Escargot Man." "[This wasn't the only time you weren't punished.]" "He's safe because the watcher missed it." "They're leaving the Yugawara station." "Where is Fujiwara taking them?" "What awaits them?" "So much has happened in a short time." "The town is against us." "That billboard was something!" "Yes, it was." "Mind if I turn on the radio?" "Radio?" "No, go ahead." "Yoshida Terumi's (radio host) "Yugawara, Oh My Mind!"" ""As always, I'm your host, Yoshida Terumi."" ""How are you doing?" "The same old, same old?"" ""This year is almost over." "Time flies." --Time Flies." ""At this rate, I'll be 90 by the end of next year."" "Driver erupts in laughter." ""Give me more time!"" ""And my name happens to be 'Tell me' (Terumi), too!"" "Are they going to stop here?" "They are being very thorough." "No break for us." "If anyone laughs, the car stops and he is punished outside." "You heard that?" "I can hear that even with the window closed." "It's very loud." "Do you mind if I turn on the radio?" "[That wasn't nice, Hamada.]" ""Yugawara, Oh My Mind"" "I love this show." ""What's up?" "Dynamite Shikoku has finally come to Yugawara."" ""He's as rough as a whirling current in the Naruto Channel."" "[You suck.]" "No, please don't "Dynamite" me any more!" "Hamada takes advantage of the watcher's absence." "He has zero tolerance toward the Dynamite sketches." "Hang in there, Tanaka." "Do you mind if I turn on the radio?" "Why do you need to ask everytime?" "Why not just turn it on?" "[It's annoying when you have no choice.]" "[You get out of the car and get whipped...]" "[This is hard.]" "It hurts!" "This is only the beginning for them." "There are more assassins to come." "Female hitchhiker looking for a ride to L.A." "[She must be out of her mind!" "]" "I suppressed my laughter!" "Who'd give her a ride?" "!" "[She's still holding up the sign.]" "Balls!" "Hey." "How the hell can we get through this!" "No one can." "Look at her face." "*Transcriptor's note: missing translation." "They finally reach the next destination." "But where have they arrived?" "Please get out." "Why don't we just go to the inn already!" "There's something I want you to do here." "This is a temple!" "You have too many wordly desires." "That's why you can't help but laugh." "You'll need some training." "Follow me." "Temple..." "They arrive at an old venerable temple." "What training must they undertake?" "We should cut out the unnessary comments." "I agree." "Tanaka, raise your threshold." "What's that got to do with it?" "It's got everything to do with it!" "What's your beef?" "I don't like to ride behind you." "Ungirls (Comedy Duo)" "What's wrong?" "Your steering sucks." "I should steer." "What?" "My steering was fine." "It wasn't." "What do you mean?" "You get tired and..." "Why ask me to join in the first place?" "Because I had no one else." "You wanna fight?" "[They're getting better at this.]" "To hell with this." "Wait!" "Timeout." "Don't count this laugh, OK?" "He whipped my dick." "This whip was for Tanaka, but the SM guy missed and..." "...hit Hamada's penis." "My right ball hurts." "He whipped my right ball." "Isn't it supposed to be on the butt?" "Ah...there he is..." "You're not listening." "This resident priest will take care of you." "Greet him." "Hello." "Yes." "Eyes are painted on the resident priest's eyelids." "Welcome all, my name is Tenkai, the resident priest." "Please come in." "I'll show you inside." "They're all safe." "May we enter?" "Yes, please do." "This is the main hall." "The pictures behind me are of previous priests." "Our last resident priest was Priest Parakeet." "They're all safe." "*Transcriber's Note: missing." "I want you to do some Zen meditation." "Your eyes may stay open during the meditation." "But don't disrupt your equillibrium." "You may begin." "Meditation Time" "Impersonating t.A.T.u. (Mrs. 1 and Mrs. 2)" "I'm afraid I'm pregnant." "Have at it." "[They're always funny.]" "You need to try harder." "The priest punishes with the board-stick" "Konnichiwa Tokyo -(Producer Suga impersonating Thomas McGregor)" "Konnichiwa Yugawara!" "[He was so persistent.]" "[He keeps repeating this.]" "You persistent bastard." "You should try harder." "That jerkface!" "A mysterious person appears from behind." "This is disturbing." "[Yeah, it's spooky.]" "[Makes you nervous.]" "It's me, Yinling of Joytoy." "(Swimsuit Model.)" "[That was a suprise.]" "Try harder." "Yinling ..." "It's Yinling." "Didn't see that coming." "*Transcriptor's note: missing." "Thank you very much." "Training is over." "Have you learned a lot?" "It's just 3 hours in, and they're not at the Inn yet." "But they look badly beaten." "This is only the prologue to crueler and harsher chapters." "*Transcriptor's note: missing." "It's interesting to view the risibility of each person." "I couldn't stop laughing at the Parakeet bit." "The 2 Mrs. were awsome." "They rule." "I don't think you've seen the LA woman in person." "Her face is literally a fourth of her body!" "I think it's half." "I think it encompasses all of it." "All?" "That's impossible." "That'd make her a monster." "Where's her body then?" "6:00 p.m., (4 hours past)" "The sun sets." "The taxi finally takes them to the inn." "This is the inn." "They are staying at this inn." "What awaits them?" "A pair of slippers glued to the floor" "Hello." "My ass is sore." "[You fell for an old trick.]" "[What about LA!" "]" "(The female hitchhiker is having trouble with the desk clerk.) --You need a reservation." "Let's go to your room." "This is a nice inn." "This is your room." "Isn't it a nice room?" "We aren't there yet." "[He's just reading from the script.]" "What a nice room." "This really is a nice room." "The scroll has a welcoming message." "Feature ramen or animals for a high rating." "Suga" "I'm leaving." "The serving lady will take care of you." "*Transcriber's note: missing." "Funny part:" "Yamasaki is punished instead of Hamada." "Seemingly ordinary serving lady- --I'll be serving you tea, gentlemen." "Here are some robes." "We have 2 sizes, M and L." "Tanaka-san, which will it be?" "Ah ... an L, please." "Yes, sir." "Yamasaki-san?" "M, please." "Lip Monster-san?" "Which would you like, Lip Monster-san?" "*missing" "Meanwhile, the mastermind Matsumoto arrives at the inn." "How are you doing?" "Wow." "General Headquarters- Look at this place." "You guys are really desperate to punish them." "7:00 p.m. (5 hours past)" "They've changed their clothes and are lounging peacefully." "It doesn't last long." "C3PO (Producer Nakamura)" "R2D2 (Director Ohnuma)" "[Why does R2D2 look so lousy?" "]" "[They probably spent all the money on C3PO.]" "Darth Vader (Mrs. 1)- (Breathing heavily.)" "[Hurts more in a robe?" "] --[Yes.]" "Hamada-san also laughed!" "I didn't." "That's a false accusation." "Was it my imagination?" "8:00 p.m., (6 hours past)" "What time is it?" "I think it's about ... 7:00." "The room has no clock." "Might be a little past." "I'm starving." "I eat like a horse these days." "You do?" "It's because I quit smoking." "I see." "I did." "You did?" "So I eat a lot." "How long have you quit smoking?" "2 1/2 months." "I really want to quit, too." "I think you needn't quit." "That's true, but..." "I need to switch to another brand." "I'm smoking a stronger one now." "What do you mean by "stronger"?" "Magnitude." "Magnitude?" "What the hell is "magnitude"?" ""Magnitude" was bad, Tanaka." "You did it on purpose?" "No." "If you did, that was bad." "[Hey.]" "[The gorilla is acting strange." "It's definitely acting funny.]" "[Look at its mouth.]" "[He's about to laugh.]" "Cut it out!" "Stop talking." "Why'd you have to talk!" "This is your fault." "You kept talking." "I didn't want him to think I did it on purpose." "I wanted to explain." "It's not grammatically correct, idiot." "Hamada-san, are you.." "What is it?" "(In a gentle voice.)" "[You should stop with the friendly fire.]" "[It's too early to be on the disabled list.]" "Why!" "You had it coming!" "What's with the swing?" "I was just worried about your ass." "You replied in such a gentle voice!" "What's up with that guy?" "He has a big backswing." "He does it every time." "Not again!" "C3PO returns for a 2nd time" "It's cold." "He just left it open." "Bastard." "They're just out to annoy us." "C3PO returns for a 3rd time" "I can't..." "Please stop." "It's throbbing." "And it's cold." "I wish they'd stop." "C3PO returns for a 4th time" "Please, I'm begging you." "The music is enough to crack me up." "It's becoming a conditioned reflex." "Hang on, Hamada-san." "9:00 pm (7 hours past)" "It's about time to bathe, you guys stink!" "Why not bathe in the hot spring?" "Do you want to take a bath?" "I do." "Let's go." "OK." "Underground lies one of the finest hot springs." "So enjoy." "As they pass by, Matsumoto hides in the bathroom." "What is he planning?" "Nukumizu (actor) happens to be there" "*Transcriber's note: missing." "Nukumizu is having difficulty tying his sash." "Hey!" "Hold up there!" "What are you doing?" "How many years have you been in the TV business?" "You can't be naked on primtime TV." "I have some "primetime" swim shorts for you to wear." "Hey, Tanaka!" "A middle-aged man is wearing his "primetime" swim shorts." "Who are you?" "Easy." "Go easy on me." "Please!" "Tanaka" "Put this on." "Yamasaki, next!" "Yamasaki, these are for you." "Why must they wear these first?" "Hamada, next!" "(Pfft.)" "He's butt naked!" "Why no underwear?" "This is just wrong!" "[Why did you keep putting your shorts back on?" "]" "[Don't keep putting them on!" "Just give them to me!" "]" "This can't be happening." "[That's digusting!" "]" "[Bare ass.]" "[You farted on us with your bare ass.]" "He's insane!" "[The ball came from nowhere.]" "Pro Golfer Monkey (Mrs. 1)- *(Leading cartoon character.)" "[She must've plopped the ball into the bath.]" "[How many strokes?" "]" "[Why?" "]" "Why!" "Why did she kiss him?" "[You are laughing from the pain.]" "*missing" "Hamada is instructed to put on an Afro wig." "[That laugh should have counted!" "]" "*missing" "It's hot." "[We acted alike.]" "[We were desperately trying not to laugh.]" "Please stop staring at me." "What?" "[It accumulates, doesn't it?" "]" "Weren't you staring at me for awhile?" "Weren't you?" "He was." "He sure was." "*missing 10:00 pm (8 hours past)" "They're about to have some visitors." "Yes?" "Good Evening." "I went to a wedding nearby." "Fukawa Ryo (comedian)" "So I decided to drop by to say hello." "And cheer you up." "How are you holding up?" "You look tired." "Are you all right?" "Fukawa-kun" "What?" "Please let me hear that speech again." "That speech is only for that occasion." "Please let me hear that speech again." "It's only for..." "Please, once more." "All right, promise me you'll leave right after." "OK." "An old addage says there are 3 sacks vital for a happy marriage." "Firstly, the sack of nuts." "The sack of nuts!" "And it's the very first one!" "Once more, please." "No." "Sorry, everyone." "Didn't you get what you wanted?" "Hey." "May I hear your "one phrase" joke?" "Let me hear it once more, please." "OK, only if you leave immediately after hearing it." "Does it matter if the Chinese characters reads Hagiwara or Ogiwara?" "Ogiwara or Hagiwara!" "Are you satisfied now?" "Ogiwara or Hagiwara!" "Let me hear that speech again." "You guys are too persistent!" "Take them out!" "Matsumoto devises a plan to put them in more misery." "You scared me." "It's Matsumoto-Kyoto." "How you holding up-hip?" "How's it going-rolling?" "You're moving faster than any past games-names." "You wanna drink water-later?" "Matsumoto can't contain his laughter." "What's that all about?" "What are you doing?" "I'm here to lift your spirits." "Why do you look annoyed?" "Tell me why-shy-thy." "I'm here to help you." "Why can't you speak normally?" "I am speaking normally-formally." "You know, I've got something for you." "I wanna know what you think of these." "Just take a look at these-cheese." "Kuwano Nobuyoshi's (comedian) Driver's License." "He's got a gold card." "I'm sorry." "I just wanted you to see it." "Maybe you'll find this funny." "Banjo Eiji (TV Talent)" "You think this ..." "No?" "OK." "It's for you, Hamada." "Charlie Hama (Comedian)" "He looks so blank." "[Funny how they've all got gold cards.]" "They hit the same spot again and again." "I really wish I could make them stop." "But it doesn't work that way-say-hey." "*missing" "See ya." "Bye." "Good bye-eye." "What?" "You rhymed." "And Hamada laughed again." "Cut it out!" "I'll be leaving now." "He ate us alive." "*missing" "11:00 pm (9 hours past)" "They haven't eaten any food since arriving." "Maybe that's why they look so limp." "It stinks!" "You guys sure do stink!" "Since you keep demanding food" "We'll get you some cho ... dinner." "You want it?" "Yes" "You're pathetic!" "We'll have dinner and refresh ourselves." "OK?" "OK." "Ijiri Okada (Comedian) staying at the Inn" "[This is weird.]" "[I don't understand why he's there.]" "[Who called him?" "]" "What?" "Hamada gets only a kid's meal" "For God's sake, give me some decent food." "What are you doing here, Ijiri?" "I had a gig at a nearby bar, doing impersonation acts." "Tanaka spills his dinner" "[The lid wouldn't open.]" "Pantyhose" "[What did you think it was!" "]" "[What made you think it was food?" "]" "[I thought it was dried bean curd.]" "Yamasaki almost ate a pair of pantyhose" "[This is more confusing than funny.]" "[You thought that was food?" "]" "What the hell is that?" "It's a pair of panty hose." "I almost ate it." "I feel sick!" "It's in the egg hotchpotch." "*missing" "Midnight (10 hours past)" "A well-known American movie star pays a visit." "*missing *missing *missing" "*missing *missing *missing" "*missing *missing" "*missing" "*missing *missing" "*missing" "*missing *missing" "*missing" "Listen, today there's   a Hollywood star secretly staying at the Inn." "What?" "He kindly wants to talk to you bums." "You'll be stunned." "Please come in." "The Hollywood star is Robert De Niro." "[He really looks like him.]" "[Especially when he smiles and cries.]" "I've seen that face so many times." "Teru (Comedian impersonating De Niro)" "Good Evening" ""De Niro humoring a baby."" "(Bump.)" "[The door hit him.]" "De Niro making ..." "Come on!" "Give me a break!" "Please!" "No way that's in the script." "That's just an intro." "I swear I won't laugh again." ""De Niro performing a 'hammer throw'"" "Mr. De Niro is a busy man." "He says he has to go." "Consider yourself lucky." "*missing 1:00 am (11 hours past)" "All 3 are tired after hours of torture." "But that doesn't stop us from sending another assassin." "Itao Itsuji (Comedian)" "Itao takes out a rifle from the fishing bag." "[He's so clumsy.]" "[He's supposed to be a professional.]" "[He kept trying again and again.]" "[He doesn't realize that details do matter.]" "Hello?" "Yeah." "A guy wearing black-rimmed glasses?" "Let's not talk about it now." "[What did they say?" "]" "Yes." "Change of target?" "A guy with contact lenses?" "The sniper, Itao, gets sniped." "[He went to the wrong side.]" "[That was definitely the wrong side.]" "Anyone would be startled." "[Yeah, it's more startling than funny.]" "*missing" "3:00 am (12 hours past)" "All 3 bathe again." "But there are cleverly-devised traps even in the bathroom." "It's so cold." "A mysterious woman is bathing." "The woman farts in the bath." "[You guys looked stunned.] --[Yes, we were.]" "Was that an out?" "The rules are awfully tough." "They don't care if we laugh or not anymore." "Tanaka is instructed to put on a spooky mask." "I'm going to pee." "You did it just now." "Tanaka, we're leaving now." "Tanaka in a spooky mask." "Damn it, now my ass hurts, too." "That mask must be hot." "Very hot." "Extremely hot." "Tanaka enjoys looking at his masked faced in the mirror." "[You liked that mask, didn't you?" "]" "(Gurgle.)" "Cut it out." "What?" "Try this on." "Yeah, do it." "Oh, this?" "This is huge." "[Come on.]" "Ouch, that must've hurt." "The Mad Brothers enter the room." "Mad Endo (left) and Mad Matsumoto (right)" "The inn has a specialty." "They have a kind of nightly show here." "A sort of feast." "You wanna go?" "We can't have it here?" "Of course not." "Nightly show?" "I really want you to enjoy it, Hamada-san." "You do?" "Yes." "Now." "If we must, let's just go." "That pose means, "let's go!"" "Sucks for you." "Why can't we just go!" "How long are you gonna keep doing that?" "Get going." "Now!" "I will." "We're gonna go soon." "That guy is so powerful." "Hey, enough already..." "Get the hell out!" "Now!" "I said we will soon, OK?" "Don't make those moves!" "Hamada-san, you should come over here quickly." "Maybe it's the angle." "[What the hell are you doing!" "]" "No!" "Haven't you had enough?" "How much more are we to take?" "OK, OK." "I got it." "We'll go right now." "Stop it!" "God damn it!" "Out!" "Now!" "Please get out." "We can't take anymore." "I promise I won't do anymore." "All 5 attend the nightly dinner show" "They finally exit the room" "They're on their way to see the night show." "The batsu game gets tougher and crueler." "What awaits them?" "Mysterious MC" "Thank you for coming to the inn and this show." "Tonight, we proudly present a wonderful dinner show." "First up is an '80s superstar who's finally playing in Yugawara." "Please give him a warm applause!" "Ishihara Yujiro (Late singer and actor)- *The Japanese Sinatra." "[What a sweet voice!" "]" "They've laughed, but please watch without interruption." "Great!" "Yujiro!" "Awesome!" "Awesome!" "Add another blow." "Must be hard." "Up next, from the famous comedian agency, Yoshimoto... the comedian better known as "The Comedy Commando."" "Please give him a good clap." "Yamashita Shigenori (Comedian)" "[You guys didn't clap.]" "Yamashita splits!" "Squash!" "5 minutes later" "[It must have felt like an eternity.]" "Let's just get to the next act." "Also from Yoshimoto is a rising star, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed." "Take it away!" "Please watch our impressions and sound imitations." "Jicho Kacho (Comedy Duo)" ""An old time radio."" "(Oldie)" "In 1945, Japan surrended and signed the US-Japan Security Treaty." "Next is "an orangutan eating ants."" "*missing 4:00 am (14 hours past)" "After the night show, it's time to hit the long-awaited bed." "But..." "Pro Golfer Monkey comes in." "[I felt so sleepy.]" "[So did she." "We had to drag her out of bed.]" "[You made her wear this thing again.]" "[What is she doing?" "]" "[We had no idea what she was going to do to us.]" "She tickled me." "[She's using the big guns.]" "A deep kiss good-night" "[Rape.]" "Score one for her." "It stinks!" "Hamada-san, this is unbearable." "Isn't it explosive?" "Isn't it explosive?" "It sure is!" "You better go to the bathroom." "Excuse me." "I'm going to wash my mouth out." "Yamasaki runs to the bathroom to wash his mouth." "It would be hilarious if she were to be at the doorway when he comes out." "Is she ready?" "Tell her to go if she's ready." "Hamada wraps himself in the futon." "Tanaka is just astonished." "[Why is he out?" "]" "Doomed!" "Doomed!" "Yama-chan is doomed!" "30 minutes later" "Tonight is YAMADA." "(Yamada is a common Japanese surname)." "*It's supposed to mean, when properly pronounced, "Tonight is a crucial night."" "Give me a break!" "Bed Time" "They went to sleep shortly thereafter." "After a short sleeping period, it's time to wake up." "Wake up guys!" "Wake up." "Come on, guys." "The fun isn't over yet." "[Huh?" "]" "Come on, Yamasaki." "I completely forgot all about it." "[Oh, come on!" "]" "[You thought you were in your house?" "]" "All 3 are groggily having breakfast." "And there comes unexpected news." "Hamada, this is the morning paper." "You like the sports section, right?" "Hamada is in no hurry to read the paper." "It's good." "Yugawara Post:" ""Dynamite Shikoku Pulls a Muscle Again!"" "[He's too weak.]" "[This is funny.]" "[I like the word, "again." He had done it before.]" "[Tanaka, you have no tolerance to Shikoku.]" "[I read the paper carefully." "It's well-written.]" "[It's very detailed.]" "Sucks for you." "*missing" "Yamasaki suddenly decides to do a De Niro impression." "Shit!" "(Bump)" "[That's been there all the while!" "]" "[I can't blame you guys for laughing.]" "[No way wouldn't we laugh.]" "You can't do that." "I wonder what time it is." "Me too." "They never let us know what time it is." "Tonight is YAMADA." "Tonight is YAMADA." "Tonight is YAMADA." "So persistent." "If it keeps coming like that, we're done." "(Bump)" "(Bump)" "[Why!" "]" "Come on, Yama-chan." "Enough is enough." "We should stop making each other laugh." "Yama-chan, knock it off." "You looked at me with that funny look of yours." "It's not like that was your first time walking there." "Fujiwara dressed as Bruce Lee (Game of Death)" "It's almost time to check out." "So let's go to the lobby." "Fujiwara Lee talks to Hamada with his face almost touching Hamada's." "Hamada" "[Too close.]" "[Yeah, it's too close.]" "Asshole." "That landed hard." "Why aren't you in your landlady's outfit?" "Why Bruce Lee?" "All hotel employees are here." "Let's thank them." "Come here." "Thank you very much for staying at out inn." "Thank you, sirs." "As a sign of our gratitude, we have a present for you." "Dynamite Shikoku pops out from the box." "Everyone." "On the count of 3..." "Shikoku." "Shikoku." "[Look at the cleaning lady.]" "That jackass." "At the very end, too!" "A day from hell is now over." "song by Matsumoto" "[Don't use my song!" "]" "*missing" "Number of times participants were whipped:" "No. 3 Tanaka 64 times" "Number of times participants were whipped:" "No. 2 Yamasaki 72 times" "Number of times participants were whipped:" "No. 1 Hamada " "Number of times participants were whipped:" "No. 1 Hamada 78 times" "*missing"