"I hate my dress." "Well, you should have thought of that" " before you picked it out." " Frankie, I'm gonna be late!" "Honey, if you would have helped with your sisters, you wouldn't have been so late." " I don't like my dress." " Wednesday's the only day" " I can't be late." " I'm sorry, Ella." "Don't be such a spaz." " And you need to find your glasses." " Come on, let's go!" " I know where they are." " I don't like my dress." "Well, then, find them and put them on your face." "Ella, just go ahead." "You don't have to wait for us." "They look stupid on me!" "You're gonna look stupider when someone hits you in the face with a ball in gym class 'cause you can't see to catch it!" " Really?" " Come on." "This is good for us." " No." " Intimacy." "It's not relaxing." "It's too small, and I get cold." "There's plenty of space." "Out." " Go!" " You have to take him out." "Come on." "Come on." "I put him outside." " Did you shut the gate?" " We have a gate?" "SO1EO2 The Shower" "Come on!" "Well, he's not using the leg at all, and I'm really worried about it." "I'm sorry." "What was the exact cause of the injury?" " He fell down the back steps." " Yeah." " My husband left the gate open." " My wife made me take the dog outside." "I didn't want the dog to see my husband's boner." " We were showering." " was showering." " We were both..." " I..." "Was showering." "It's a very small shower." "Okay." "I'll..." "Doctor will see you shortly." "$5,000." "Maybe we need a vacation, just the two of us." "Hello." "We just got a $5,000 vet bill." "Can't afford a vacation." "I mean, how-how much do you think it would cost to..." "I don't know, like, put the dog down?" "The kids love that dog." "I love that dog." "No." "I know." "So do I." "And what pisses me off the most is that I have a wife, and I have kids, and now I have this other thing that I have to take care of..." " and pay for." " Dogs are tough." "How much do you need?" " Five K." " That's a lot of money." "I know." "I know." "Work has kind of been slow." "I get it." "You got a lot of vaginas to feed, huh?" "Maybe you could do something for me." "Roxanne and Jerry are having a party." "They're moving in together." "I told you that, right?" "Oh, shit." " No." "Sorry." " It's cool." "I'm cool." "He's a great guy." "He's teaching me how to mountain-bike." "Don't you already know how to mountain-bike?" "Yeah, but not like this guy." " You sure you're okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm going to their housewarming party tomorrow." " Are you serious?" " Yeah." "Yeah, my therapist thinks" " it's a good idea." "You know, closure." " You're really gonna go?" "Sure." "It'll be fun, you know?" "It would be nice to have some support there." "Yeah, absolutely." "I will be there." "Wait." "I don't understand." "Is he lending us the money or not?" " I think so." " You think so?" "I mean, I'm-I'm pretty sure." "That's why we're going to the party." "Do you think we can get it up front?" " Mm, I don't think so." "Hello." " Oh." " This is what she's wearing." " We think you should change." " Maybe put on a dress." " I don't like this dress." "Why?" "I think it looks great." "It's just itchy and weird." "It's, like, from the '80s." " Stop." " Come on." "Where is she?" "Ella?" "!" "Are you sure you're gonna be able to do this?" "'Cause I'm not gonna pick you up in the middle of the night from another sleepover." "Mom!" " Mom!" " Mom!" "Five bucks says she doesn't make it till midnight." "Yes, she will." "You here for the engagement party?" " Uh, Roxanne and Jerry?" " Yep." "I can't believe we got suckered into going to AJ's ex-wife's engagement party." " I know." " With AJ." "And he's running late." " Should we bail?" " Kind of want to." "Right?" "We have a bottle of wine." "Let's go to the park and drink it." " Let's go." "Yeah, let's go." " Russ?" "Lina." " Russ?" " Hi!" "That ring is insane." "Are you kidding me?" "Ah, thanks." "I know." "It... you know what?" "This is... quick." "It's fast." "I never planned to get married again." "You know that." "He..." "This is his second marriage, too." "Yeah, I never thought I'd be getting married again." "No, and..." "All of a sudden, we have caterers and florists and dressmakers." "Yeah, we're planning a wedding, yeah." " I mean, this is..." " We're doing it." "Excuse us." "That's the door." "Uh, grab a drink." " Okay." " Sure." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Oh, my God, I hope my next husband is this rich." "Well, you are free to marry him as soon as my second wife graduates high school." " Deal." " Oh, thank God." " Someone I can talk to." " Wow." " Look at you." " Yeah." "I was in a slut mood." " Oh, I'm sorry." "There are other moods?" " Can you ask your" " husband to please be nice to me?" " Uh, where is your husband?" "Oh, my grandfather husband is a million years old, and so he's asleep, and I'm here." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "It's very important." "Be right back." "So, there's this guy at work." "And things have been getting a little bit out of control." "Oh, I thought you had a thing about work." " I do." "I do." " A rule." "We haven't done anything." "There is a rule." "I do have a thing about work." "He made me finger myself." "He made you?" " At gunpoint?" " He made me finger myself." "Like, if he gives me the challenge, I'm not gonna not do it." "No." "Why would you?" "So, how do you guys...?" "How do you know...?" "Um... is it Jerry?" "We didn't touch each other." " We were in separate cubicles." " Uh-huh." "I'm not an idiot." " Right." " He just, uh..." "He made me finger myself." "That's what happened." "He made me finger myself." "And if we don't get the surgery, they might as well just cut the leg off." " And we only got him..." " Hey." "Hey, come with me." " What?" "Where's AJ?" " I don't know." " That's not important right now." " Is he coming?" "I-I don't know." "It's not important." "The whole point..." " Just come with me." " I'll be right back." " Please, I got to show you something." " Her brother is a vet." "Four showerheads." " Look at that." " Four showerheads." "Wow." "Yeah." "You always say, like," ""I don't want to take a shower with you because somebody always gets cold."" " Because I always get cold... me." " Yes!" "Now we don't have to." "Yeah." "We can just enjoy it." " W... now?" " No one is getting cold." " Because there are four." " Honey, we're not showering right now." " We are showering right now." " No, no, no, no." "No." " Yes." "Nobody's gonna get cold." " We're at a party." " I know." " We're not taking a shower." "There are four showerheads here." "What is your obsession with showers right now?" " Come on." "Just take your clothes off." " No, I'm not showering" " at this party." " Why not?" "Let's just spice it up." " We used to do shit like this." " You're so cute right now." " I'm not showering with you." " Oh, it's AJ." "Hello?" "Good." "We're hanging out." "It's very mellow." "Everybody's... we're just" " hanging out." " Just tell him to come in." "I know." "That's what I'm telling him." "Really?" "Um, yes, I can." "Okay." "I'll be right out." "Hey." "I've been parked out here for almost an hour." "I didn't want to cry in front of everyone." "You know?" " You think you're done crying?" " Huh." "My therapist is such a piece of shit." "Closure." "What kind of bullshit is that?" "I should put a bullet in his head." "That'd be closure, huh?" " What do you want to do?" " Get in the car." "Please." " Where are we going?" " Home." " Your apartment?" " Mm-mm." "No, home-home." "My apartment's not a home." "It's a coffin." " Hi." " Excuse me." "Hi." "Thank you." " I can't believe I wasted a sitter on this." " It's still early." " Let's just go out." " Hmm, I have to get up early." "Honestly, you really look too good to go home." "Don't waste it." " I'll make it worth your while." " Really?" "You guys still haven't sold this place?" "We've gotten a couple offers, but nowhere near what it's worth." " We were happy in this house." " No, you weren't." "Well, we could've been." "Roxanne wants to sell." "She doesn't mind taking the loss." " I'm not taking any more losses." " Dude, you-you got to move on." " Roxanne is engaged." " Thanks, dad." "You know, when I said that I didn't want to be alone tonight, that meant that I needed a friend," " not a dad, dad." " From now on, I am all friend." "Thank you." "Mmm, the girls are here." " What girls?" " The companionship I ordered." "Oh, Jesus." "Lighten up, dad." " Hi!" " The party has arrived." "Hi." "Welcome to my ex-home." "Try not to slip on my tears." "Come in." "This is my friend, Russ." " He's even crazier than I am." " Uh, no." "I am not crazy." "But I do..." "I do have issues." "I do, yeah." "No, I'm, I am very complicated." "Oh." "I'm getting a call." "It's my therapist." "Ex-therapist." "Hey, asshole." "How am I?" "Well, why don't you ask the crack whores I just ordered?" "We're done." "You broke my heart, Dr. Closure." "Okay, who wants a tour?" "This is the guest room." "This is where my mother-in-law stayed for six months after her hysterectomy." "Smell that?" "But did I complain?" " Every day." " Not as much as I could have." "I get it." "My mother-in-law is a straight-up bitch." "That's a friend, right?" "Thank you very much." "And this was my daughter's room." "She loved this room." "Hates my condo, but who can blame her, right?" "All right, should we keep it moving here?" " Yeah, mm-hmm." " See some, uh..." "Oh, God, this is fun." "Let's get this party started." "We just flirt." "It's whatever." "He knows it's not going anywhere." "He knows I'm a married lady." "He knows I've had a baby, and it's just one of those work things that you need to help stay alive." "I miss work crushes." "Mmm, Russ told me that you're thinking about going back to work." "I don't know where to start with that." "My last resumee was on a floppy disk." " Oh, my God, he's here." " Who?" " Dewey, my work crush." " You brought me here to meet him?" "You're really gonna like him." "He has a lot to offer." " Oh, he brought a friend." " They're babies." "Mm-hmm, they are." "And lucky for him, 'cause I'm still lactating." " Hey, hottie." " Hey." " Hey." " Hi." "So, how do you ladies know each other?" "She's really good friends with my husband." "What?" "Hold on!" "Did you just say I'm really good friends with your husband?" " We're not friends, bitch?" " Yes, we are, but you asked how we knew each other." "How we know each other" " is that you're friends with..." " Don't strain yourself." "Jesus." "Sorry you're slumming it with your husband's friend." " Maybe you should get your own friends." " No, I..." " Can I get some shots, please?" " This was supposed to be a fitness center." "A place we could come every day, work out together, connect, be intimate, you know." "We never worked out." "All right, I don't know about you guys, but, uh," " I kind of feel like a-a cleansing row." " What?" " A row." "Come on." " I like what you're saying, yeah." " Why not?" " You girls want to get in shape, huh?" "Let's utilize some of this dusty equipment." " Right on, huh?" " Row harder!" "I can't." " Okay, now slower." " Come on, get into it." " I know." " Hey, hey, don't-don't do that." "That's not necessary." "Just... be real." "Okay?" "All right, cheers." " Thank you." " Cheers." "Yeah." "He makes the best shots." "How hard is it to make another one?" "Let's do it!" "You!" "Pour!" " Yeah." "Come on." "Ooh." " Right?" "Uh, uh... yes!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Oh... my..." "God." " Don't you want to join us?" " I am joining you in spirit." " Come on!" " You're like a little baby." "Are you sipping that?" "Oh, what a puss." "Put some underpants over your face." "You're a vagina!" "Yay!" "Oh, I'm feeling that in my arms." "It's bad habits, but I can do it if I'm instructed." "Bend over lower." "You're not squatting." "Let the tension out." "What is wrong with you?" "Like, really go for it." " I am, okay?" " Don't be timid in here." "Come on, come on, let's make this work." " Don't be a girl." " We are getting in shape!" "I seriously don't believe you." " Yeah, believe it." " Really?" "Three kids?" " Yes." "Three." " No way." "Way." " Are they cool?" " Not really." " Listen to me now!" " I'll do whatever you" " want, just..." " You'll do what I say." " You need to dance." " I'm not dancing." "Yeah, I want to see that booty shake all around." " I'm not dancing." " Now's the time." "Oh, yeah." "That is fantastic." "If I died right now..." "It would be sad." "It would, it would suck." "No way I would want to go." "Confuse a lot of people." "Sorry, I got to remember to move and not just watch you." "So, are you guys bisexual or what?" "Uh, guys, the man asked you a question." "Whoa." "Yeah, you're the champion." "You're the champion." "You did it." " Are you hungry?" " Yeah." " Do you have any money?" " No." "But I can get it." "Oh, shit." "I forget my pin number." "It's my kid's birthday, which is... which is named Harrison." "What is his birth..." " Don't judge." " Oh, my God." "Tonight was really fun." "Tonight is so much fun." "Don't die on me now, Lina." "Let's go!" "Let's get your ass back in the bar." "Jess!" " What?" " I want to get another taco." " This is a taco." " Oh, my God." "Which one do you want?" " Which one do you want?" " Both." "Good choice." "Good..." " Oh, shit." " Everything okay?" "Ella's bailing on another sleepover." "Oh." "I used to love sleepovers." "I'd pretend that I had normal parents and a nice house." "Instead of that shit hole." "Hey, I got to go." "Can I borrow your car?" "Yeah." "Oh, and, uh... for the dog." " Thank you, man." " Thank you." "Have fun tonight." " I will try." " Good-bye." "Good times." "Bye." "Ladies, it's pyjama time." "I'm sorry I keep making you do this." "I just get really scared." "I know." "It's okay." "Everything gets easier when you're a grown-up, right?" "Yeah." "Uh-huh." " Love you, daddy." " Love you, too." " Thanks." " Sleep good." "It's this one." "Baby?" "I need help with my dress." "No." "No." "Ow!" "Ow." "I can't get my dress undone." "Wow." "You look like you had a good time." "Oh, my God, I had the best time." "I love Jess." "Oh." " Look what I got." " Is it water?" "Oh." "Oh." "AJ rocks." "Hmm, sometimes." "He's a good one." "Mm-hmm." "I forgot to tell you something." "I forgot to tell you that, um, Jess is gonna help me" " with my resumee." " Really?" " Yeah." " That's great." "No one's gonna hire me, but, oh, I'm gonna have such an awesome resumee." "Do you remember when we stayed with your friend on Catalina before we had kids?" "Yeah." "And we got back from the beach, and we went in that outdoor shower." "And we stayed in there for, like, an hour." "We didn't care what... anybody heard or how loud we were." "We just..." "Stayed in there forever." "We just..." " showered." " Oh, baby." "We need a vacation." "Please, can it be somewhere with an outdoor shower?" " It's gonna be a villa." " Oh." " Well, see you in the villa." " See you at the villa."