"Sugar." "Desert sands that feel cold..." "Mustard fields that look like gold..." "A gentle breeze that blows from afar..." "Shah Rukh Khan is the superstar." "Salman Khan is the superstar." "Share this bread, there is no more." "She is lying." "That container is full of bread." "He's lying." "He can see." "He gets the sympathy and I'm blamed for being mean." "Bravo Chotu!" "Bread in the stomach, heads held high..." "Off we go to change the world and reach for the sky!" "Yeah right." "Heads." "Tails." "You know Salman really curbs my creativity." "Sorry the coin has spoken." "So Salman is again an inspector who helps anyone in need and..." "Long Live Salman!" "You never get tired that Salman is always an inspector?" "Focus on the story." "He is the best cop in the whole dept. and..." "And every evil man in the town is scared of him and..." "Because he has the biggest muscles in the world and..." "Of course." "He has the best parents in the whole world" "Boring!" "You have to wait for 'and'." "Say 'and quickly." "He lives with his parents in a beautiful house and..." "One day he is driving to work and he hears a scream and..." "He stops his jeep which comes to a screeching halt and..." "Jeep comes to a halt, dust everywhere..." "He leaps out to see a woman being attacked by goons." "So he jumps out of his jeep and lands like this... and then he rips off his shirt..." "aaaaa...and then..." "He punches, baddie 1 and then baddie 2 then one swift kick..." "knocks his teeth in then flings one baddie punches another then again punches another punches another." "I swear you've rigged that coin." "I've lost the last five times, not one Shah Rukh story ." "No romance, just violence early in the morning." "I barely managed to get to school." "Kelas Ram." "Mira." "Pari." "Pari, you're a smart kid." "Why did you do this?" " See you tomorrow." " OK" "Chotu, I failed!" " Good job!" "Long Live Salman!" "Long live ME!" "We'll finally be in the same class." "Hindi - zero." "Math?" "Big Zero." "Geography?" "Super big Zero." "Science?" "Super duper big zero." "Now you see how my grades will just skyrocket." "Don't get ahead of yourself." "You suck at Math." "That's all in the past now." "With your help I'll master every multiplication table." "6X1=6 6X2= 14" "6X3=2O" "Careful." "Fatso Bhanu." "Don't be afraid, get behind me." " Lets go the other way." " No!" "You're not Salman, idiot." "You'll get the crap beaten out of you." "Chotu!" "Stop!" "You ass!" "Chotul!" "What's up, blind fool?" "Is Chotu awake?" "Seriously, that is the your level of creativity?" "Tripping a blind guy?" "Fatty, I know eating cow dung has made you stupid.." "...at least subject me to intelligent cruelty." "I am truly disappointed at your complete lack of self respect." "Your father would be disappointed that you learnt nothing from him." "Bravo Chotu." "Now we're dead." "Oh shit!" "You lost another set of clothes." "Why does that fatso think taking a blind guy's clothes is insulting him." "What difference does it make when I can't see anything." "Yeah but it doesn't keep you from shuting your mouth, does it?" "I know you're a intelligent girl, how is one connected to the other'?" "If you don't shut that mouth of yours" "Don't fight!" "Get dressed quickly and let's leave before your aunt comes." "They must be showing Salman's film." "Yeah, it will be great fun if it is a Salman Khan film." "L-low much longer'?" " Almost there." "Lagaan." "Paar":" "Singh Tomar." "Om Shanti Om." "Is Dabang still there?" "Yes." "Shah Rukh Khan says, "Donate your eyes." "Change someone's fife."" "Listen to me first!" "And then watch the movie!" "Enjoy the grand larger than life epic!" "The name of the film is FORCE!" "So much action that every nerve of yours will scream in pain!" "Your heart will say enough!" "A story about a hard hearted inspector!" "A story about love, revenge, gain, loss!" "The brave inspector who will smash and turn all his wife's killers to ash!" "Why are you not laughing?" "I am angry" "He is beating up all the baddies." "Then?" "He is very angry." "Baddies are running towards him and he is angrily bashing them." "He is getting more angry." "He's picked up a bike." "This is fun," "Uncle, how did he pick up the bike'?" "I'll just be back." "I just picked it up." "Uncle, isn't it great." "I know they are kids, but don't you have brains?" "I work hard all day under the sun." "And you're busy smoking the pipe." "Were they distributing tickets for free." "Now you will all pay for it, no food for anyone today." "Uncle who hides snacks in a trunk?" "I have to hide everything from your aunt!" "Aunty looks really funny when she is angry." "Her nostrils flare up like two caves." "When she was young I thought she was beautiful but not anymore." "Uncle, why don't you work?" "I have a broken back." "The doctor's asked me not to lift weights, or stand straight." "Uncle you're a bad liar." "Then you teach me." "Shut up you fools." "My dear Shah Rukh Khan Sir," "Salutations." "My name is Pari." "I live in a village in Rajasathan called Churu Dhani." "I have a brother, Chotu." "He is blind." "I made a promise to him that he would see before he turned 9." "His birthday is on October 2nd." "There are only 2 months left." "Thank you, Pari." "I can't lose today." "Shah Rukh is going to win." "Bloody hell!" "Sore loser!" "Shut Up!" "So Shah Rukh is from a wealthy family yet he is a good man and and his voice quivers when he speaks..." "Wait here." "I'll be back." "Why are we stopping at the post office?" "Why must you know everything?" "Just wait here." "Hello, postmaster." "Hello, how are you my clear'?" "I'm well." "I've written a letter to Shah Rukh Khan for Chow's eyesight." "To, Shah Rukh Khan, House name:" "Mahhat." "Mumbai." ""Donate your eyes." "Change someone's life. "" "I don't have money for stamps." "If you put the stamps I will pay you back later." "OK." "Thank you." "Lets go." "Today we will learn about the dissection of a flower." "Hold your flowers up." "Can't see but you know exactly how much to take." "Dunga Ram!" "Sir." "Look at this." "I put stamps on the first few letters but she brings one every day and at some point this foolishness has to stop." "Stop lying to her." "The whole village knows that your wife will not pay for Chow's operation." "Break her heart but break it once." "Show, vase your hands." "Hold this." "Careful with that." "Pari, it's heavy." "Only for sometime." "Dont tie me like a dog." "Be quiet." "Park" "What?" "Its heavy." "Only for sometime." "Lets go." "So, you'll teach Braille?" "Yes." "Hello Ma'am." "Hello Ma'am." " Your teacher tells me that you're a brilliant girl." " Thank you." "And me?" "You are super intelligent." "And if you learn Braille it will help you." "No." "I'm teaching him." "What?" "You yourself have failed for 2 years." "You know I've failed because of Chotu." "I can take care of him by being in the same class." "You are very good but right now what he needs is to learn Braille" "No!" "He will get his eyesight back." "I'm not blind." "Shut up, both of you!" "You are blind." "The sooner you accept that the better it is." "Pari, from tomorrow you'll work in the fields." "Chotu, I don't care if you learn Braille or not." "There is no need for her to be taken out of school." "She is a girl, she'll marry and end up like me." "You can't think like that in today's time." "Look at me, I'm a teacher" "It'll be really good for her if she studies." "I've had enough interference." "Don't tell me how I should look after my family." "You're a witch!" "Yell all you want, my decision is final." "You think we're joking." "You promised you'd never leave me." "Liar!" "I'm going to ask Salman to come and punch aunty." "One punch and she'll land straight on the moon." "Good idea." "I think I'll ask Shah Rukh to chip in as well." "Why do you have to bring him in?" "What can he do?" "This is Salman's area of expertise." "We'll have to forget both of them." "This is a special case." "The Unbeatable Duo!" "The Unbeatable Duo!" "You're the world's worst aunt!" "Let go!" "Why did you not let Pari go?" "We missed our movie!" "Get lost!" "Cow dung!" "When I'm able to see, I'm going to punch you like Salman." "Calm down, Chotu." "I'll take you to the movies." "Gardu!" "Gardu!" "L-low are you my angel Pari'?" "I'm fine." "I went to look for a groom for you." "But bloody hell they all looked like camels." "I'll bring a photo for you." "Whose photo?" "Haven't you heard?" "Your hero, Shah Rukh Khan, is shooting on the dunes near Jaisalmer." "I'm taking Phoolan." "Hey Phoolan!" "Come on." "But you're the real fan." "Get on." "I know Shah Rukh very well." "When he came 5 years ago, I took him sweets from my house." "He will remember that for sure..." "and this mustache." "See you." "What took you so long?" "Who should I play with?" "Wait a second." "Come soon!" "Pari fetch water." "OK aunty." "Uncle, Shah Rukh Khan is shooting in Jaisalmer." "Can you take us there?" "It is a matter of life and death." "Your life, my death." "Your aunt will kill me." "We'll go without telling her." "I have to meet him." "Please take us." "Jaisalmer is too far, almost 300 kms away..." "It is a 2 day journey." "Besides I don't have the money." "I know Shah Rukh can give Chow's eyes back." "But I'm saving money for his operation." "Why are you worried?" "Enough uncle." "No more lies." "I will show you a rainbow." "Rainbow?" "At night?" "Nonsense." "Show ." "Are you happy?" "God has granted your wish." "They are out of your life." "I'm sure they'll come back." "This is just to prove a point." "What should they come back for?" "Stale bread... a lying uncle..." "or a witch of an aunt." "Don't call me a witch!" "Yes you are a witch!" "You made him blind." " I am not responsible" " You are!" "And so am I." "Who let this happen." "A disease made him blind." "A disease brought about by starvation." "I know I sit here smoking all day, but I got off my ass once and took him to the hospital." "I learned that his blindness could have been prevented if he was not starved." "Not gourmet food." "Just plain bread." "I tried to tell you but I could never get past your hate." "Just like a man to blame the woman for all his shortcomings." "I am not blaming just you!" "He could see just fine when I brought him home from Pushkar." "I hope to God I can find them." "It says Jaitaran 51 kms." "51 kms?" "If we walk fast we can do 1 km in 1O minutes." "Who told you that?" "Our headmaster." "He talks about the annual pilgrimage to Holy Mother's temple." "So 1 km in 1O minutes means 51 km in... 250 minutes!" "Wrong." "1000 mins?" "ASS!" "Fifty hundred mins!" "There is no such number." "This is no time for a bloody math class." "What is the right answer?" "510 minutes, which is 8 hrs and 3O minutes." "I'm going to die." "He won't die!" "Do you want your eyes or not?" "Yes!" "Then lets walk!" "I'm hungry." "Can we stop?" "No." "We just started walking." "But I'm hungry!" "Careful." "It's a tree." "Bread in the stomach, heads held high..." "Bread in the stomach, heads held high..." "Bread in the stomach, heads held high..." "A little curry would be nice." "Sure your lordship." "Did you bring water?" "Stupid bottle had a hole, all the water leaked out." "Now we'll both die." "For sure." "We'll find water along the way." "If you're clone eating, can we go?" "I've just started." "Listen." "God has given us these children." "Let us treat them as our ovvn, not my dead brother's." "Sir?" "What are you kids doing in the middle of nowhere?" "Please can we have some water?" "We haven't had water in days." "We are going to die." "Keep quiet." "Sir he exaggerates everything." "But we're really thirsty." "Here." "Thank you for saving our lives sir." "Where are you kids going?" "We're headed to Jaisalmer to meet Shah Rukh Khan to ask for my eyes." "No." "We're going to Jaitaran to see our relatives." "Why are you lying?" "Do you know how crazy that sounds'?" "But it's the truth!" "Even though I don't trust your Shah Rukh Khan I still came." "Just shut up and let me do the talking." "That one's got a short temper." "So which is it?" "Jaitaran and relatives, or Jaisalmer and Shah Rukh Khan?" "Jaisalmer and Shah Rukh Khan." "Then you're going the wrong way." "Tell you what, I'll turn around and drive you till Garnia junction, ...from there you'll have to find a tractor." "Thank you, sir." "Now get that brat before he injures himself." "It's also been my dream to meet Shah Rukh." "If I didn't have these tomatoes to deliver" "I would have taken you all the way to Jaisalmer." "The last time they were shooting in Mumbai, they recreated the desert there." "That time I delivered 500 trucks of sand." "500 trucks!" "Shah Rukh Khan is such an amazing actor!" "Yes, I heard he plays a Rajput prince." "With a huge mustache." "I heard he's built his body for this role." "Forgive them Salman Khan..." "Forgive them Salman Khan..." "Shah Rukh Khan..." "Shah Rukh Khan..." "Forgive them Salman Khan..." " Shah Rukh Khan..." "Shah Rukh Khan..." "Come careful." "Come." "Take this, some snacks." "Take it." "Thank you, sir." "I ran away from home when I was 14 I'm sure you have your reasons." "Be very careful out there." "Of course." "Do you want to wait for a tractor?" " No." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "O Goddess, let this henna enrich my married life." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "O Goddess, let this henna enrich my married life." "O my rich henna colour." "O my rich henna colour." "The rich henna colour." "O Sweetheart, your deepest love reflects in my rich henna colour." "O my rich henna colour..." "O my rich henna colour..." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "O Goddess, let this henna enrich my married life." "Reverse!" "Reverse!" "Reverse!" "Stop!" "Hey where are your parents?" "They are dead." "They died in an accident in Pushkar in 2009." "Why must you give so much information?" "I'm sorry to hear that." "You want to jump onto this marriage party tractor?" " Yes." "" No!" "' Yes!" "I am older." "Its my job to take decisions." "No, its not." "Oh really?" "Go then." "OK, you are." "Please let's get on the tractor." "But they're all drunk." "It is dangerous." "But I am there!" "I can smell sweets." "And I hear bangles so there are women." "We are safe." "Please, please." "Sir, if we come with you, will you give us sweets?" "All you can eat." "OK." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "Henna brightens my wedding." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "O Goddess, let this henna enrich my married life." "Pari, wake up." "Where are we?" "Show ." "Bilara." "L-low far is Jaisalmer'?" "Very far." "Spend the night here," "Chotu and I will sing some songs and in the morning you can leave." "My pride!" "My joy!" "This is my son, Samsher Singh." "This is Pari and Chotu." "Blind bat!" "Don't call him that!" "But he's blind..." "You're a donkey, but do I call you a donkey?" "No, I lovingly call you Samsher." "Go, meet your new friends." "Should I give him my clothes?" "He's smelling a lot." "My son is a donkey, but his heart is in the right place." " Take Chotu inside." " Come!" "He sang for the first time after the death of our parents." "Stay happy!" "Come on." "Raise your hands." "Sir." "No man can handle such beauty." "God bless you." "Shamsher!" "Can we stay here for a few more days?" "You want your eyes back or not?" "We will leave early in the morning." "The last time I ate something this tasty was in Pushkar, ten years ago." "You're eight!" "I know, it was when I was in mom's stomach." "Show move." "Jalebi (sweet)." "I can eat a 1000." "I can eat 2000." "3000!" "4000!" "Stop eating!" "You'll get a stomach ache." "When I grow up, I'm going to make a house whose walls will be made of gevvar (sweet)," "And the roof will be made of rasgollas (sweet)." "And the floor with laddoos (sweet)." "But then we won't be able to walk." "Who cares, we'll just sit wherever we want and eat the laddoos." "But the windows have to made ofjalebis." "Ask why?" "Why?" "So you can see thru the gaps." "Exactly." "Geniuses." "Both of you." "Open your mouth." "My 'turn!" "Henna brightens my wedding." "Henna brightens my wedding." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "Hundreds of palms become red with henna." "O Goddess, let this henna enrich my married life." "I think you're lying." "If you are blind how do you know so much about Salman Khan'?" "Stupid!" "I was not always blind." "When I was 4, I became blind over 3 days." "First I couldn't see in the night and then during the day." "Total darkness." "The last movie I saw was Salman Khan's Dabang." "Were you scared?" "Yes." "I cried a lot but Pari held my hand always..." "Sissy, holding your sister's hand." "I'll punch you like Salman if you call me a sissy." "I'll tell you a secret." "Don't tell Pari." "The only thing I am afraid of in the whole world is not holding Pan's hand." "It's going to be a real problem when she gets married." "Yeah, I hope her husband doesn't mind." "If I was her husband I wouldn't mind." "You like her?" "She's cute." "OK I'll talk to her in the morning about a possible alliance." "Thanks, you're my best friend." "You're my best friend..." "more than Madam Mohan." "Oh God!" "I'm going to die." "Pari!" "My stomach is hurts." "I think I'm going to die." "Idiot!" "Never listen to anything I say." "If I die you will be alone." "Par".!" "Should I give you one more sweet?" "I shouldn't have eaten the 1000th sweet." "Pari, please!" "Get up idiots!" "Now the gevvar (sweet) is coming out." "Then the rasgullas (sweet)..." "Even the laddoos (sweet) are coming out." "Fight like a warrior!" " Fight like Salman Khan!" "My heap is bigger than yours." " Liar!" "Learn to fight from me!" "More jalebis." " Thanks, Samsher." "Please talk to Pari about our wedding." " Yes I will." "Go to Karperda." "From there to Jodhpur and take another vehicle to Jaisalmer." "Take this." "Take it!" "Thank you, sir." "By the way why are you going to Jaisalmer?" "To meet Shah Rukh Khan." "What!" "Even I was supposed to go there, but I got stuck with this wedding." "Shah Rukh Khan's wife loves my sweets." "She calls me directly." "I send them directly to their home." "Careful." "Climb slowly." "Be careful." "Take care both of you." "Chotu when you get your eyesight, come back to Bilara." "I Will!" "We'll build our House of Sweets!" "Jalebi windows!" "Laddoo floor!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Chhotu, come here." "Come here." "Hail Holy Mother!" "Sir, where can we take a bus to Jodhpur?" "There's a market straight from here." "Take a right after you go through the market." "Careful." "Puri (fried bread)!" "There's the bus." "Sir, which is the bus for Jodhpur?" "This one, leaves in 15 minutes." "L-low much is the ticket'?" "3O for adults and 2O for children." "Puri and shira (sweet)." "What?" "I can smell puri and shira." "No, this bus leaves in 15 minutes." "We're not going to take any risks." "Can you not smell those delicious fried puris and the sweet shira?" "We've not eaten all clay." "Just kept yelling Hail Holy Mother!" "Ladies, generally you take a vow." "That if your particular wish meets, you will observe fast for few days." "L-low long is the line'?" " L-low far are we'?" " Shut up!" "Jodhpur!" "Jodhpur!" "Load it." "Ticket!" "Ticket!" "Jodhpun" "Come on, Jodhpur!" "Jodhpur!" "Jodhpur!" "But tickets." "Jodhpur!" "Jodhpur!" "Come on. come on." "Hey kids!" "Stop!" "Are you blind?" "Oh, you're blind too!" "Yes, Inspector." "Where are you kids going?" "To Jaisalmer...to see relatives." "I had a blind uncle." "Nuisance." "Needed someone all the time." "I don't need anyone." "Except Pari." "You are a smart ass." "Where are your parents?" "Who are you with?" "They're with me, sir." "I'm their uncle." "Sorry I left them in the food line and went to the toilet." "Don't leave them here and there." "Children get lost at these religious sites and end up in very dangerous places." "Yes, sir." "Thank you, sir." "Stop!" "Stop the bus!" "Stop!" "You made me drop my shira." "Who cares, the bus is gone!" "Idiot policeman." "Not my fault." "It is your fault." "If we hadn't gone for the damn food." "Everything in the world you blame me." "Chotu, if you don't shut up, I will leave you here and go." "Now that the bus is gone, can we go back and get some food?" "Here, eat it!" "Life doesn't end if you miss a bus." "There'll be another one tomorrow." "Why don't you stay at the temple tonight and catch the morning bus." " Are you full?" " Yes." "Let me take you to Holy Mother." "She always blesses kids." "I've been coming here for 1O years." "My wish is yet to be granted." "I'm hoping she grants you your wish." "Hail Holy Mother!" "Hail Holy Mother!" "Ask Holy Mother for anything." "Mother, we want to meet Shah Rukh Khan." "Who?" "Shah Rukh Khan." "This is ridiculous!" "Even I am embarrassed to ask this." "Ask for something useful, child." "I've been asking for my eyes for 4 years and nothing has happened so I'm trying a different tactic." "Come here, child." "Do you know that Shah Rukh Khan and I were friends?" "Before becoming Holy Mother, I was an actor." "We used to do theater together." "It was great fun." "He was very energetic." "I always knew that he will become a big star one day." "I heard he is shooting in Jaisalmer." "Apparently he plays a Rajput with a big mustache." "I know he will help you." "Thank you, Mother." "Listen." "When you meet Shah Rukh Khan tell him that Vibha says hello." "Vibha, OK?" "Eat this." "All you wishes will come true." "Take care both of you." "OK sir." "Take care." "Two kids, I think about 1O and 8." "The girl should fetch us a good price but the jackpot is the blind boy." "You'll find them between Lohawat and Jodhpur in the next hour." "Hurry." "Take this shortcut for 3 kms and then take another bus to Jaisalmer." "Thank you, sir." "Careful." "Just wait here." "What happened Pari?" "Sir?" "Kid!" "Please... please... wait... stop!" "I just fainted." "All I need is some water!" "Some water?" "Paani?" "Paani... please." "All he wants is water!" "Paani." "Just give him some water." "They're dangerous." "Remember what mama used to say ...to quench a man's thirst is to pour water down God's throat." "Don't lecture me." "Never mess with the desert, man." "One minute you're walking along ta-di-da and the next all the moisture is sucked out of your body." "Bottle." "Bottle!" "Of course." "Thank you." "Tate." "Bye." "Hey wait I have to thank you." "Thank you!" "See he's saying thank you." "Now ask him for some foreign chocolates." "No, We're going!" "Chocolate!" "What?" " Come on Chotu." " Chocolate." "Oh you want candy!" "Chocolate." "Chocolate." "Come I have some." "Come." "See." "Chocolate. ..candy." "They put drugs in these chocolates." "Just because you can see, you're an expert on everything?" "Learn to trust people." "Chotu!" "Chotu!" "What happened?" "Show ." "Chotu!" "What happened?" "Show, get up." "Idiot!" "Ass!" "Don't ever do this again!" "I like this little man." "You messed up all your clothes." "Ass." "Idiot." "That's why I'm here." "Thats why I am walking man." "See, I am on the mission of peace and love." "I'm gonna walk this world." "L-low far is it for Jai-sala-mure'?" ".Jaisalmer." "I like the sound of that." "Dip this inside." "Biscoot." "Biscoot" "'Biscoot is good'." "Give me, Pari." "Hello." "Hello." "My name is Pratap Sharma." "Douglas Adams." "Nice to meet you." "Where you come from?" "California, man." "America." "Just walking across the world." "To give love a chance!" "Give love a chance." "Yeah man, you got it." "OK, nice meeting you." "I have to go now." "Before dark, I have to reach Jaisalmer." "See, big Indian superstar Shah Rukh Khan coming." "Shah Rukh Khan?" "Yes, I heard." "Yeah heard of that dude." "Saw Chennai Express." "Same." "Sir, you're going to Jaisalmer?" "Yes, I am a huge Shah Rukh Khan fan." "Me too." "We're going there." "Then come with me." "At least I'll have company on the way." "We'll get there before night fall." "Come..." "No sweetheart you go." "Farewell my little friends!" "Show come." "Sit up." "Its cool breeze." "Yes." "Onion Samosa!" "And there are some rasgollas (sweet) too." "We'll take one sir?" "Feel free to eat as many as you want." "Hello." "I got them both." "Move the stones." "What are you doing?" "Move aside, let us through." "Can't you hear?" "Make way." "Move the stones!" "Move the stones." "We are in a hurry." "Give me your money and jewelry." "Quickly!" "Is the gun real?" "Want to find out?" "Fine." " Jewelry?" " No, take the watch instead." " Give me the car keys." " Why?" "Give it." "Take this also." "Can I go now?" "Let us go." "Open the boot." "It's empty" "Let me decide that." "Open or this gun will talk." "I told you it's empty." "You're right." "But only the people who protest are the ones who have something to hide." "O friends, the ornaments are hanging." "O sweetheart, the ornaments are swaying." "O sweetheart, the ornaments are swaying." "O sweetheart, the ornaments are swaying." "O my sweetheart, the ornament is so pretty and colourful." "O my sweetheart, the ornament is so pretty and colourful." "Swinging, swaying- Swaying, swinging." "Swinging, swaying..." "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "Grandma!" "Don't be scared." "Grandma said there would be two children who would need my help." "She sent me to look for you." "She can't see?" "Are you blind?" "Seeing is overrated." "I have a lifetime of memories that I see in my head whenever I choose." "Come." "Come to me." "Do you want churma (sweet)?" "Eat it." "You just ate bread, you glutton." "I don't want to offend her." "Grandma, can you do magic?" "The world is full of magic." "All we have to do is look with a pure heart and you will see it." "You'll see magic." "But I can't see." "Not with your eyes, child, with your heart." "From the heart." "Magic is everywhere." "Once you see it, all you have to do is reach out and grab some in your fist and swallow it." "And then you will see the magic in you." "What are you saying?" "I'm very confused." "When the time is right you will understand." "L-low did you know we were coming'?" "My stones whisper things to me." "They told me that you both have embarked on a great journey." "Yes." "Girl, make a wish with a pure heart and blow on the stones." "Can I?" "Your turn will come." "Pari, I want to go to the toilet." "Pari." "Not one moment of peace." "Hurry." "Grandma, I'll just be back." "Come on." "What did your stones tell you Grandma?" "Something very bad will happen." "Will Chotu not see?" "He will but only if you hurry." "3 days are all he has." "If you reach on time he will see..." "He turns 9 in 3 days." "Then you must hurry child." "And listen a fat, strange man will help you." "Pari." "Par".!" "I'm done with my magic." "JEIVILA BUS STOP" "Why are you laughing?" "Why are you laughing?" "There's a man driving an imaginary vehicle." "That's Badrinath." "He was a truck driver." "His family got killed in an accident a long time ago." "He went mad." "People just feed him and clothe him along the way." "Come on, Chotu." "Where are you going?" "We're going with him." "Are you mad?" "He is mad!" "Grandma said that a "fat, strange man will help you"." "Good luck then." "May Goddess Kali protect you." "Bye." "Is he still driving?" "Why are we following him?" "What else did Grandma tell you?" "Ask him the way to Jaisalmer." "By now we would've gotten on a bus or a jeep or a camel." "What else did Grandma tell you?" "God, you took away his eyes." "Why not his mouth?" "What happened?" "Sandstrom!" "Sit." "What's going on?" "Pari?" "That's a big tummy." "My turn." "HAIL BIKE SAINT." "DRINKING ALCHOHOL IS PROHIBITED" "You must visit our village." "My aunty is irritating but she is a good cook." "Uncle smokes the hookah all day." "Once there was no one at home, so I took a drag." "I died coughing." "What have I done?" "Only two days left." "O Bike Saint, please help us." "Get us to Jaisalmer." "You will have to pray to the Bike Saint." "L-low many more times'?" "Pray one more time." "You jerk, are you a bloody mechanic or a priest?" "I would have fixed any bike by now." "It's your fault that the bike won't start." "You made me waste 5 days and now you're telling me its my fault?" "If you're faith was real then the Bike Saint would have blessed you." "I'll pray once more." "If you don't fix it by then, I'll run you down with my motorcycle." "I will make a wreath out of the Bike Saint's flowers for your funeral." "Pray." "Pray." "Pray." "Bloody mechanic!" "Par".!" "Gardw." " Par"!" "I finally found a groom for you but he turned out to be a camel!" "But what are you doing here?" "Chotu and I ran away from home to meet Shah Rukh Khan." "Not for me, for Chotu." ""Donate your eyes." "Change someone's life."" "Where's Chotu?" "Come." "One minute." "Take this." "Let's go." "Chotu, look who is here." "Gardu!" "L-low are you'?" "I'm good." "Get up!" "Pari." "Not now Show." "My lord, please fix it." "Listen." "What?" "You have to go to the toilet again?" "Bacirinath can fix the bike." "He told me he can fi anything." ""A fat, strange man will help you."" "You are my best friend." "More than Madam Mohan and Shamsher." "Thank you, sir." "Kids, wait here." "Let me find Phoolan and we'll go together." "9K8)'- ." "Okay" "What are you doing?" "Don't leave them here." "Take them there." "Yes." "And don't stand like this." "Take this that side." "Quickly go there." "What are you doing here?" "Come on, move fast." "Go there." "There." "Look what he's doing there." "Take him inside." "Come on hurry up." "Stand behind the rope." "Yes." " I'm telling you from a long time." "Sister." "Please go back." "What is he doing?" "Get them out of that place." " Tell them to pack up and move." "Yes, behind that rope." "We've to go to another place from here." "Come on, finish it fast." "Hurry up." "Shah Rukh Khan is leaving!" "No.. no.." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Ask everyone to stay there." "Brother, is Shah Rukh Khan leaving?" "They cancelled the shooting so he's leaving." "ShahrukHs here." "ShahrukHs here." "Let's go!" "Come on." "Fast." "Do you recognize the footprints?" "Whose footprints are these?" "He was standing right here." "Hey, watch it!" "It's Shah Rukh Khan's footprints!" "Don't mess it up." "Get back." "Get back!" "Get back!" "Son, I am not stopping you from taking a photo." "Now stand there." " What is this'?" " Mug!" "It is the mug Shah Rukh Khan drank water from." "And this is my photo with Shah Rukh Khan." "And now look at this." "Hello aunty, look closely." "You can see his arm around me." "I didn't have to tell him." "He did it on his ovvn." "He said, "You are AK, I am SRK we are friends!"" "Come!" "I don't have time." "I'll keep this here, Shah Rukh dwells in your heart." "Smile." "I am not begging, put the money in my pocket." "Come closer." "Come closer to Shah Rukh." "Put the money in my pocket!" "Did someone instruct you to do this?" "Can you see this lipstick mark, so pout." "No?" "Fine." "This was your only chance." "You are really tall." "Let see." "You are even taller..." "Bend." "Bend lower." "Even lower." "L-low are you'?" "Is everything alright?" "See you later." "You're welcome." "Has Shah Rukh Khan gone back to Ivlumbai?" "Why?" "We want to ask him for my eyesight." "Are you really blind or pretending?" "A lot of people pretend they have all kinds of ailments just to get close to Shah Rukh Khan." "L-low many fingers am I holding up'?" "I'm 100 percent blind..." "but not for long." "Which is why we have to meet Shah Rukh Khan." "Sorry." "Listen, Shah Rukh Khan is going to shoot in Ranau for a few more days." "L-low far is Ranau'?" "Very far." "3O kms by road." "There is a shortcut but it is difficult." "Look there." "Can you see those sand dunes?" "Yes." "If you go straight over those dunes for 7 kms you'll get to Shivani village." "From there it is only 2 kms." "Thank you." "Are you going to walk?" "We have walked across Rajasthan." "He exaggerates everything but we have been bred in the sand." "We'll manage." "Good luck." "Come." "Where are your parents?" "They died in Pushkar...4 years ago..." "in a camel stampede.. along with 25 other people." "Must you give so much information?" "Yes." "Now walk fast." "I'm thirsty." "Water please." "Didn't I give it to you on Gardu's bike?" "You left the bottle on the bike, didn't you?" "L-low can you trust an 8 yr old'?" "That too a blind 8 yr old?" "Don't you dare use your blindness as an excuse." "Everyone started yelling Shah Rukh, then you grabbed my hand and we ran!" "Have you once said sorry in your life?" "Just once?" "I never have because it is never my fault." "You're the adult and you always screw up." "L-low dare you'?" "I am nothing but patient with your moronic actions." "Are we going to fight over your stupid mistakes or are we going to find your stupid Shah Rukh Khan?" "God, please give me the strength to not kill my brother." "Its not my fault." "Who runs away from home?" "That too for Shah Rukh Khan!" "Come on." "Show ." "Raise your hands." "Don't put me on a leash." "Shut up." "Come on..." " No!" "Let's go, Chotu." "No. come along." "I'm not a dog." "Come quietly." "Cow dung!" "I think we're lost." "Are you scared?" "Of course not." "You're there no?" "Heads." "Bloody hell, tails." "Another Shah Rukh Khan romance." "My Shah Rukh is a prince and..." "And he has a big mustache and..." "And he is fighting against the british empire..." "And he has a big sword and..." "And his sword is studded with diamonds and..." "And he can cut off 5 heads with one stroke and..." "And..." "And what?" "And..." "And what?" "And..." "And what Pari?" "And..." "Pari?" "Pari?" "Pari?" "Pari?" "You're acting aren't you?" "To punish me for forgetting the water." "Water please!" "For my sister." "She fainted." "Water for my sister!" "Water!" "Water!" "I am sorry, Pari." "They were severely dehydrated." "I've put them on a drip." "Bad heat stroke." "She is far worse than he is." "But they were lucky." "Pari, get up." "Pari, get up." "Pari, get up." "Pari, get up." "Pari?" "P afl'?" " Chow." "l-low much longer will you sleep'?" "Where is he?" "Who?" "Shah Rukh Khan." "You've gone mad!" "He picked me up in his arms in the desert." "He was dressed as a prince." "He brought us to the hospital." "And then he sang." ""Seeing you I realized my love..."" "I'm not making up a story." "He rescued us." "I even saw him talking to the doctors." "Some rich man found us and brought us here." "He has even paid for my eye operation." "You helped me keep my promise." "Thank you Shah Rukh!" "L-low can you thank him'?" "I just told you." "You believe what you want and I'll believe what I want." "You'll get whatever you ask for here." "I told the nurse I wanted a chocolate." "She gave it to me." "Then I asked for ice cream." "They're very stupid, they'll believe anything." "Uncle!" "Pari." "Uncle!" "Show ." "You'll are brave adventurers." "I've been chasing you all over Rajasthan." "Lucky I met Gardu." "Then I found out that you guys are here." "How's aunty?" "She is fine." "She is waiting for you at home." "I got some biscuits for you." "This is for you." "Show ." "Show ." "This gown is itchy." "Why are you laughing?" "They put oil in your hair." "All flattened." "You look funny." " Is it better now?" " Yes." "We'll see rainbows together." "Rainbows in the night?" "Yes." "Show ." "Don't be scared." "I'll be in and out in a jiffy." "Lose yourself in your dreams..." "As you shut your eyelids dreamily..." "And you will see the most beautiful, the most magical rainbow in the night." "Doctor sir." "Yes, child." "Who was that?" "That guy who just left." "Who do you want to see first?" "Salman Khan." "Long Live Salman Khan!" "Is Pari crying?" "Ass." "Open your eyes slowly." "Give your eyes time to adjust." "Pari...rainbow." " Chotu!" " What?" "Don't look at the sun." "You just got your eyesight back." "Show ." "Sand is beautiful." "Yes, everything is." " Heads." " Tails." "OK start your story." "All the girls in the collage are crazy about my Shah Rukh and..." "And he is a good sportsman and..." "Walk slowly!"