"♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪" "♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪ let's go!" "♪ We'll be there ♪" "♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪" "♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪" "♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪" "♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪" "♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪" "♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪" "♪ We'll be there ♪" "Oh, that never gets old." "Play it again!" "That's enough hedgehog beats for today." "Mmm." "Check out this video..." "500 million views." "Click it, click it!" "Okay, okay!" "Settle down." "Um, whose baby is this?" "Hello?" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "That was an a-plus bang scare." "Oh, why do people like this guy?" "He's the worst." "Is he gone?" "Okay, let's watch something else." "Huh." "New nom nom video." "That guy's kind of the worst, too." "After all he's done to us?" "Ice bear grudge still strong." "Yeah, but he's still adorable and awesome." "Whee." "Whoo-hoo!" "Ice bear still doesn't like." "You know, both these guys have tons of hits and millions of followers." "I wonder if they know each other." "I want the organic eucalyptus leaves this time." "None of that synthetic junk anymore." "Also, make sure it's on the branch." "I refuse to eat plated leaves." "And make sure my stylist is available next week." "I swear, I am going to lose..." "Oof!" " Oof!" "Hey, what's the..." " Well, look who it is." "Little old nom nom." "Yeah, you tell him, a.B." "You should look where you're going, noms." "You could hurt yourself." "You watch where you're going, Andy." "Shouldn't you be hiding in a stroller somewhere?" "You know, I would use yours, but it looks like baby decided to walk today." "Oh, snap!" "Say, what do you got here, anyway?" "Is this your weak-sauce entourage?" "Don't you know your entourage is supposed to be cool, noms?" "I bet they can't even give you high fives." "You're wrong, Andy!" "Back me up." "Uh, we could sue." "You... you better..." "Aw, is numbles gonna cwy?" "Whoa, here it comes!" "Maybe we should call a "wambulance."" "I... you need..." "No, no, no, maybe we should call the fire department to treat all these sick burns!" "No you didn't!" "Well, it's been fun catching up, noms, but my real entourage and I have to get going." "Smell you later, bum bum." "Those are my sunglasses!" "Oh, you..." "What was that?" "!" "You couldn't even think of one cool thing to say?" "What do I pay you for?" "!" "Uh, I'm your accountant." "Business manager." "Eucalyptus broker." "Oh, useless." "Can't afford another blow like that to my street cred." "If I'm gonna compete with Andy," "I'm gonna need an actual entourage." "But where to find the right people?" "Hmm..." "Ugh, I can't stop thinking about that Andy bangs video." "I feel like he could pop out and scare us, too." "He could be lurking anywhere." "We're liable to be scared any minute out here in the open." "Panpan, look, there's no Andy Bangs here, okay?" "I promise." "Now, why don't we go on and get some ice cream." "Take your mind off all this silly business and then..." " Huh?" " What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Who are we?" "Good evening, gentlemen." "Oh, no." "I'm so glad you could make it." "I do apologize for the dramatics, but security and all that..." "You understand." "Why do you want, nom nom?" "I'll be honest." "I know I may have been a jerk to you guys in the past." "You mean like the whole kidnapping thing just now?" "Yes, exactly!" "I'll get to the point." "I am in need of a new entourage." "My previous crew was useless." "I need a posse to provide hype and high fives and generally elevate my coolness." "And that's where you come in." "If you accept, your job will be to attend many cool parties with me." "Most importantly, you will help me one-up my nemesis, the rotten, ugly, no-good Andy Bangs!" "Ugh!" "Andy Bangs!" "Don't get us started on that guy." "Yeah, he's the worst." "You're right!" "Yes, I'm glad you agree." "I know we've had our differences, and I'm sorry for being a jerk." "But join me, and together we can teach that jump-scare buffoon a lesson!" "What do you say?" "Will you be my entourage?" "Gosh, he's cute." "Hold on, nom nom." "We need to talk this over privately for a minute." "Okay, we'll give it a shot." "Just one question..." "What's an entourage?" "Just follow my lead." "Hey." "What... what are you guys doing?" "You're supposed to be cool." "Yeah, we're trying." "We're just not really sure what you want us to do." "You're my entourage." "Your whole job is to make me look good." "When I walk in a room, everyone should know who I am." "This is nom nom." "Uh-huh." "Hello?" "Oh, just follow me, and try to do it with some swagger." "Here you go." "Enjoy." "Hi, what can I get for you?" "I want a double-shot mocha with whip, no sweetener." "Got it." "I'd like a double mocha shoot me with sweet whip." "Hot or cold and what size, small, medium, or medium tall?" "I guess he's a cold small." "Coming right up." "Can we get smoothies instead?" "Sushi for ice bear." "Aah!" "You numbskulls!" "How can you make me look good when you can't even get an order right?" "We're so sorry, nom nom." "We really are trying." "Ice bear ready for cool parties." "Just do your job, bears." "Come on!" "Order up." "You see, this coffee is a mistake..." "Almost as bad a mistake as hiring you..." " Bang!" " Aah!" "Oh!" "Oh, man, I got you." "Top-notch trash scare, boys." "My, my, is this your new entourage, noms?" "I'm impressed." "They're even lamer than the last one." "You know what?" "This calls for a group photo, don't you think?" "This is unacceptable!" "You guys should have backed me up." "I should fire you right now!" "Well, maybe you need to think of us not so much as employees, maybe more like friends." "Yeah, we're not trying to do a job, we're trying to be your friends, bro." "Why would I want friends?" "Oh, man, you're missing out." "Look, I know a lot of people think I'm confident because of my good looks and solid hygiene, but it really comes from having good friends like my bros." "I've never really had friends before." "It's been tough." "I don't think I've ever had a friend I didn't pay for." "I'm not sure." "I don't think I know how to make friends." "Dude, no worries." "We'll teach you, man." "Really?" "Well..." "What do we do first?" "♪ A tick-tock, open your heart today ♪" "♪ Run right over, not a single delay ♪" "♪ Played this beat, it reminds me of you ♪" "♪ Same dang movie, that's just how we do ♪" "♪ I shot an arrow up into the sky ♪" "♪ And heart was up and then it landed fine ♪" "♪ Maybe shout it through the radio ♪" "♪ My jam is dedicated to this friend I know ♪" "♪ Why now do you run ♪" "♪ When I'm headed in your direction?" "♪" "♪ While we're by your side ♪" "♪ You'll soon get up and end connection ♪" "♪ Why don't we give it a chance?" "♪" "♪ I'm just trying to cure this lonely reflection ♪" "♪ Gonna dance outside your window ♪" "♪ I'm gonna dance outside your window ♪" "♪ I'm gonna dance outside your window ♪" "♪ Then we can fly ♪" "♪ By and by ♪" "♪ Gonna dance outside your window ♪" "♪ I'm gonna dance outside your window ♪" "♪ I'm gonna dance outside your window ♪" "♪ I think it's worth a try ♪" "♪ By and by ♪" "Wait, Mr. nom nom, Andy bangs is in there." "Good." "♪ ...came along ♪" "♪ Be staring like a honey bee ♪" "♪ I ain't playing, girl ♪" "♪ Just started with this chain all night ♪" "Nom nom, can I get your autograph... oof!" "♪ Next time, because the game is on ♪" "♪ So far, but I ain't playing, girl ♪" "♪ Do it ♪" "♪ Do it ♪" "♪ Do it ♪" "Hey, where'd my jams go?" "Well, well." "Look who came to the party." "Hello, Andrew." "I'm surprised you showed up with your sad excuse of an entourage." "Snap!" "The only sad thing here is the amount of views on your last video." "Yeah, well... well, all my fans would say different." "Your preschool class doesn't count as fans." "At least he went to preschool." "Education at a young age is fundamental." "Andy, your teeth are so big, you gotta floss with a piece of rope." "I... wha..." "Your voice is so high, only dogs can hear it." "You're so short, they won't even let you inside the theme park." "Your bangs have split ends." "A little harsh, huh?" "What's the matter, Andy?" "Can't your crew back you up?" "Oh, I have a crew that can back me up." "Let's take this outside." "Whoa, wait!" "Where's nom nom?" "Guys, he ditched us." "Oh, I thought we were friends." "What a jerk." "Hold on, guys." "This is totally unnecessary." "We're all cool here, right?" "Look at you, with your sunglasses." "So cool." "Guys, it's a text from nom nom." ""Duck"?" " Duck!" " Aagh!" "I got you!" "And it's all on camera!" "What?" "Video uploaded." "The views are off the charts." "Did you hear that, Andy?" "Everyone sees you for the scaredy baby you are." "You're done." "You had this planned?" "Were you just using us the whole time?" "I thought we were friends." "We were, and now that Andy's through," "I'm no longer in need of your services." "My associates will handle your payment." "Transfer a $5 credit in their name to the official nom nom merch website." "Can we at least get a ride home?" "Oh, nom nom unfriended me." "Ah, you've done it again, nom nom." "Guess I can get rid of these stupid photos." "Delete, delete, delete-a-reeno." "Delete, de..." "Take me home!" "I smell like garbage!"