"(Music)" "Last time we got familiar with Mr. Majer, the story-teller of television fairy tales, who found a special bell." "Its ringing summons fabulous magician Rumburak, willing to meet any request." "Mr. Majer, who promised the children to shoot a bear on a fun-fair, couldn't hit him even once." "He wants to learn shooting." "Rumburak brings him to Fairyland, where Mr. Majer succeeds to kill a enormous wolf." "Rumburak, however, doesn't get much credit." "It turns out fact that this was not an ordinary wolf, but a speaking wolf, without which Fairyland cannot cope." "Rumburak feels that a terrible inconvenience awaits him." "Rumburak's revenge" "How come that you shot the only speaking wolf in our kingdom?" "But I didn't shoot him, your Majesty." "Mr. Majer did, a member of the human kingdom." "He summoned me through the bell and I had to fulfil his wishes." " How did he come to the ring?" " My predecessor, witcher Chechota, lost the bell in the people world about three hundred years ago." "And that Majer found him, he called me and wanted to learn to shoot." " And you allowed him to shoot the speaking wolf?" " You fool!" "Your Majesty, I did not have a clue." "I took the bell from him right away." "What will now happen to the Little Red Hood?" "Who will now say, "I have such large ears, so that I hear you better"?" " Your Majesty, I do not know." " What position is he at?" "He is my helper." "Magician of the second category." " In the next quarter he should be promoted." " Pch." "Promoted." "Immediately hand your travel cloak to Mr. Vigo, and your magic ring." "And that bell!" " But ..." " No way." "What shall I do?" "You will replace the wolf." "You will wait in the woods for Little Red Hood, eat her grandmother and so forth." " I am a graduated witcher." " You speak unnecessarily." "Lord Vigo ..." "You all will be sorry for that." "And the queen most of all." "I'll show her." " Have you heard that they made a wolf from Rumburak." " Really?" "And why?" "This I do not know." "Look, is it not him?" " Sir Rumburak, is it you?" " Yeah." " Come inside, I want to ask you for help." " Of course." "Come in." "Cat, ant, hedgehog, and crab, make the wolf into Rumburak." " What are you staring at?" " Will you tell us what happened?" "I was discredited!" "There has been a major insult of a magician in the history of Fairyland." "And you let them get by with that?" "If true, what I have heard from Mr. Vigo, this Queen's reign is over." "And what did Vigo say?" "That his predecessor magician Chechota had a castle deep in the forests." "It occurred to me that something had to stay there after him." " Don't daydream." " I appeal to you." "If you help me to find the castle, I'll turn you into a court witch." "Because within three days I'll have Fairyland subdued." " Princess, inflect four-legged wolf." " Four-legged wolf, to four-legged wolf..." " Rather four-legged Rumburak." " Princess, You're disturbing again!" "Did you not know that Rumburak had crush on Arabela?" "But I, unlike you, don't care such suitors." "I have nothing to talk about with him." "He only speaks of its importance." " And you only think about a marriage." " What?" "You're stupid!" "And do not understand anything." "Ladies, calm down." "We have a grammar lesson." "But Rumburak is not a wolf." "It that him?" "!" "(Rumburak's laughter)" "A fool, opposing the king's order." "Look, here it is." "Our realm Fairyland for children ends here." "There lies the realm Fairyland for adults." "Hold on, we will land here." " Pay attention to the wall, don't crash!" " Do not worry, I'm not flying for the first time." "You see, too much fear." " Is there anyone?" " I didn't believe we'd find it." " So is there anyone?" " And who should be here?" "After all, Chechota had some servants, hadn't he?" "Good, yet someone." "Can I help you, sir?" " Au." " Let's go." " Hide the hoof, who can watch it all the time!" " Yes, sir." "It is little Mekota, this is Pekota, This is Fekota and Jekota." " And you?" " Blekota." "Magician Chechota was probably a fool." " No more servants here?" " No, when we lost our master ..." "Lost?" "Fairy beings do not die." "He stopped enjoying life." "He lived for a thousand years and one day he turned in the forest smell." "I say that it was a fool." " I am your new master." "Show me the castle." " OK." " Where are we?" " This is the secret chamber." "Look, Mrs. colleague." "I thought that there are only two travel garments." "Vigo's and mine." "And this is the third one." "This is a flying suitcase." "Here's more than you need." "Look, two rings." "Now, I am mightier than Vigo." "He only has one." "Does it work?" "Blekota, kneel down!" "In order." "And what is this?" "Wow." "Also fine." " Sweep it." " Your service." "Do you want to know what exactly princess Arabela does?" "How beautiful she is." "If she only suspected, how soon she will be my bride." " And how do you want to do it?" " Don't curious, otherwise you'll soon be old." "I name you my personal servant." "The was the last time, I found you in the kitchen." "But mummy, I terribly like it." "They bake a deer there, and I ..." "Get used to, finally, to the fact that you are a princess." "The work and worries belong to ordinary people." "If you only knew how I envy them." " You fool, you don't know what you say." "And don't torment me." " I do not want to worry about you." "I love you most." "My little fool." "What do you want here?" "And do you dare to change the form that I will attributes to you as a penalty?" "I simply do not like the form." "What an arrogance." "Now you will learn what a punishment from the Queen means!" "Stand up!" "Now you know what Rumburak's anger means." "From this moment you are not the queen." "This is my Queen!" "Look." "(the witch's laughter)" "And to you I attribute a form to live in fear, to be strangled by a wildcat, whenever you touch the earth." "Take care to not screw something." "And behave like a Queen." "Don't worry." "The lunch is ready." " What's in your face, mummy?" " Watch your own things!" " Are you not sick, my dear?" " Yeah, probably." " Do you know whom we saw?" " Rumburak." "He flew on a broom with an ugly witch." "How come?" "He does not perform the imposed obligations?" "I will him." "But I'm wondering, how will you punish him when he has flown away?" "Come out." "So we are here." "This is therefore the human kingdom." "Look, whole." "What is it?" "Mummy!" "Clowns!" "Aren't you ashamed?" "Hunting children!" " We cannot walk here like that." "Come." " Yes, sir." " Mr. Emperor, be careful to not get tired." " Shut up and work." "You see, the Emperor and his servant." "We will procure such dresses." " Show." " Good." " This is apparently a roadside inn." " Yes, one could also call it that way." "However, the accommodation here is very expensive." " Enough?" " For the whole year." " This is for you." " Thank you." "Your names?" "I am an emperor, and this is my servant." "Mr. Emperor ..." "Your baggage?" " Pardon?" " I mean suitcases." "I see, suitcases." "Suitcases." "Mr. Adamec, suit 1 1 1" "Please." " Are you here by car?" " Yes." " With the clothing we have overdone..." "What?" " Look." "And what about this." " This is much better, isn't it?" " Coronation of the king of the roads." "Let's try it." "I'm the king." "No, not really..." "Look, here are some doors." "I will check it out there." "I don't feel very well in it." "Wow, come here, here is dripping water." "And dripping by itself." " Leave it in peace." " Yeah, I will close it." "How can I help you, gentlemen?" "The racer must be dried out, general." "I'll call you the chamber-maid." "I've mistaken it." "You are a general and I am the... driver's mate." "This cannot be." "It's not my fault." "It alone..." "Maybe here." "Prince Rudolf on Bermudas." "I'll dress like a count." "(laughing)" "(knocking on the door) Attention!" "(exclamation)" " What?" " I have to take a wet T-shirt from a cyclist." "It is not necessary." "This will be yours, if you explain something to us." " Such as?" " Give it here." "Everything." " Teach me to ride." "With this." "Look." " Why not." "(coin tingling on the ground) Moment." " Au." " Sorry." "Did I hurt you?" " No, no, no." " I have made two big swellings." "This is nothing." "Thank you." "This one, he races on the bike." "And the second, he is a general." "That one?" "Nonsense, he's a scuba diver." " Perhaps he's an eccentric millionaire." " And really off his chump." "I had to explain everything to him." "What's a toothpaste and phone." "Just everything." "However, he was most interested in television." "A pity you didn't see it." "A professional driver and behaves like a fool." "I would like to see him at us, in the psychiatry." "So it's finished." "Just the last test and I'll start." "So I congratulate you." "Every inventor began in a factory." "This type of camera is also used by our television." " And can I get such those images?" " Do you mean leaflets?" "Yes, I need leaflets for the whole device." "For everything." "Majer, hi." "Hope it goes better than yesterday." "Pardon Karel, but the director sends a word that you should rather read the text." "For insurance." "I welcome this, I cannot focus at all today." "I have had a night..." " What night?" " It is rather for the psychiatrist." " So, I'll be happy to..." "Here you have it, and let's start." " There is some visit there." " What visit?" "What would we care a visit." "The control is fully automatic." "This is the tales narrator, Mr. Majer." "This is Mr. Emperor, who is building a new studio." "Pleased to meet you Majer." "But you are Mr. Rumburak." "Oh, yes." "We already known each other." " I don't remember." " But yes, in the night." "You taught me to shoot." "This is probably a mistake." " We must go." " Thank you, for me it is enough." "What, a mistake?" "Nonsense, but..." "Remember." " I'll get mad of that." " What's up?" " This is Rumburak." " Rumburak?" "The one from the fairy tales?" " Yes, indeed." " Aren't you nuts?" " The new wolf has not shown up yet?" " No." "I've been waiting here already for an hour." "So it is true." "Starting today the wolf is the assistant of Mr. Vigo." "I don't care, but my grandmother will swear." "I won't do a clown for anybody here." "Let's go." "It's the highest time." "You will watch, how we will shuffle everything for them." " All right, then I'm watching." " I name you... by that... mechanic." "And this present I will send to the king, so that he can appreciate it, too." " The wolf has simply not appeared." " Without a wolf, I'm screwed." "I'm admitting that I do not know what to do." "What is it?" "Give it away." "Immediately take away that oddity." "Give it here." " Your Majesty, there is something written here." " So read it." "Lord King, listen well to Mr. Majer." "He tells fairy tales to millions of children." "You are required to behave accordingly." "I understand nothing." "But nothing at all." "(sonnet of television fairy tales)" "Dear children, you will hear the story for good night." "There was once a little girl and she wore a hat from red velvet ... (whistling, disorders in income) ... velvet." "And so she was called Little Red Hood." " This is about me." " Call the queen." " Hear, what a strange voice the Dad has." " Yes." "What is it about?" "Red Hood came inside and smashed the grandmother in the head, and ham." "She ate her." "What?" "What?" "... And when Red Hood finished eating the grandmother, she came out of the cottage into the forest." "Whom she meets there." "A huntsman." "So she decently saluted, and ham, devoured him too." "The huntsman was a stout man and his strong hair was tickling her long in the neck." "No!" "Stop it." "Majer, come to me!" "Let them prepare a dinner." "I'll fly to see how my vengeance tastes to the king." "Yes, please." "How could you prattle such nonsense?" "What nonsense?" "I told the normal fairy tale." " Normal fairy tale?" "Karel, wake up." " Frantisek, please, at least you, believe me." "Shut up!" "Disaster." "No, I do not know what to do." "Millions of children heard it." "How will they now look at poor Little Red Hood?" " After all, he says - disaster!" " Why, the old fairy tale does not hold anymore?" "It only holds what children know." "And from that Majer they now know this one." "What shall we do?" "I am a bad Red Hood and will eat you all!" "Honzík, down immediately." "Peter, take him off." "I will eat you with you hair like Red Hood did the huntsman!" " What is going on here?" " That's your fault." "See what he does." " What have you told in the television?" " But..." "You should have yourself be viewed." "You certainly are not in order." "Probably not." "Since the morning I have got a feeling that I am perhaps a fool." "It's goes really well." "I will turn a couple more fairy tales upside down and the king will certainly offer for the rescue of the kingdom half of fairyland and the hand of Arabela." "Want to bet?" "(Music)" "Translated by Rosetta and Robster"