"Male announcer:" "And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'" "Monsters vs. Aliens." " ¶ mva ¶" "¶ mva ¶" " ¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" "¶ it's us vs. Them" "¶ foe vs. Friend" "¶ brain vs. B.O.B." " ¶ it's a super-freaky job" " Oh, yeah, it's freaky." " ¶ mva ¶" " ¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" " [cackles] - ¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" "¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" "¶ mva ¶" "[all yelling]" " And that is why new regulation 437c" "States that "all experiments must be conducted" "In laboratories, not lavatories."" " You say potato, I say pomato." " You say "pomato?" - yeah." " I have never heard you say "pomato."" " I say it all the time." "Like, just this morning, I said, "hello, susan." "Have a pomato day!"" " That's true." "He did." " General, about this hasty lavatory restriction" " It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, boys," "And I'm the alpha dog." "Now, unless anyone's got anything else to say," "Meeting is adjourned." " Sir, permission to share some of my earth studies findings." " Ugh, this isn't going to be another lecture on ground slugs," "Is it?" " I gotta be honest, after four hours," "You started to lose me." " Your lack of attention does not invalidate the science." "However, today I'd like to talk about puppies." " Puppies!" " I like puppies." " Owning a pet is a crucial part of the earth experience." "Therefore, I would like to requisition one adorable puppy." " No." " But, general, it's for my research." " No." "Meeting adjourned." " Boo-hoo for you, sqweep." "Guess now your earth studies can include a lesson" "In disappointment." " Dude, that's harsh." " Most unfortunate." " What are we gonna name the puppy?" " Oh, sqweep, are you all right?" " Yes." "It's to be expected." "According to my research," "The traditional first response to a request for a pet is "no."" " Commencing phase two." " "persistent pestering."" "Please, may I have a puppy?" " No." " Please, may I have a puppy?" "Please?" "A puppy." "Let me have a puppy, please?" " No!" " Please let me have a puppy." "I want a puppy." "Give me a puppy." "Give me a puppy." "Give me a puppy." "Puppy, puppy, puppy, puppy." " Ahh." " Please, may I have a puppy?" " I respect your stick-to-itiveness, sqweep," "But I've been through the pet thing" "With my nieces and nephews, who I may or may not have." "They always promise to take care of it," "But who ends up on doody duty?" "Me!" "The answer remains no." " [sobbing]" " Give me a break." "I've interrogated enough crybabies" "To know the real thing from a faker." " Isn't crying the next step in the pet-obtaining ritual?" " Normally, yes," "But this decision isn't even up to me." "Regulation 242d says, "no pets on base!"" " Don't you write the regulations?" " Geh-uh-ooh." " [sighs]" " Whatcha doin'?" " To get the full experience for my earth studies, I am moping." "[sighs]" " So still a no-go on the puppy front, huh?" "Maybe I can help." "What do you like about puppies?" " Well, puppies are playful." " I'm playful." " Puppies are also cuddly." " I'm cuddly." " Puppies are the juvenile stage" "Of the canis lupus familiaris life cycle." " I'm cuddly." "Wait a minute." "I could be your pet!" " Hmm, sufficiently plausible." " Heh-heh." "[panting]" " B.O.B., you may have found a solution" "To my puppy project problem." " [groans]" "You are housebroken, right?" " General, we're looking for authenticity here." " Please?" " [sighs]" "There is no possible way I will not regret this, is there?" " [slobbering]" "Nope." " Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" " Let us begin by exploring the normal owner-pet dynamic." " What is it about being dog-shaped" "That makes me wan to bite my own butt?" " Please focus." "Ready?" "Speak, boy." "Speak." " Ahem" "When in the course of human events it becomes necessary" "For one people to dissolve the political bands" "Which have lingered with us for" "No, b.O.B., like a dog." "You know, barking and such." " Oh, right." "Bark, bark." "Or in german:" "Arf, arf." " Let's try fetch." "You are supposed to retrieve the ball." " Oh." "Here ya go." "I mean, bark, bark." " A real dog uses its mouth." " Really?" "Okay." "Gulp!" " B.O.B., after careful consideration," "I determined that you are..." "A terrible dog." " Is that because of the accident in the hallway?" " B.O.B.!" " That was the only thing you did" "That actually was like a dog." " Right, 'cause..." "I wouldn't have done that otherwise." " I don't think this study can continue successfully" "On its current course." " Well, maybe I'd have better luck as a cat." "Moo." " I have one last thing to try:" "Blasting you with a ray" "That will give you canine brainwaves." " But I don't have a..." "Brain." " Hmm, an obvious oversight." "I hope there were no unintended consequences." "[both barking]" " [howling]" " Perhaps this is just an isolated incident." "[all barking]" " Well, everything looks normal." "[all panting and barking]" " [barking] [both growling]" " [growling]" " Okay, I'm beginning to think something is wrong." "Susan would never chew on a shoe before lunch." " I think it's time we inform the..." " [barking]" " General?" " [panting]" " He got hit too, right?" " Correct." " 'cause with him, it's hard to tell." " [barking] [both scream]" " This chamber will reverse the effects of the dog brain blast." " Sweet." "But how do we get all the dog brains in there?" " This is the challenge." "We will need to lure them in." " We could use this." " That should work very well." "Just one question:" "Why do you have a pork chop?" " What?" "You don't always carry meat with you?" " [sniffing] [both growling]" " Lookie at what I got." "[all panting]" "Oh, good dogs." "Come on." "Ooh." "[all barking and panting]" " I believe that just leaves..." " [growling and barking]" " He is a very angry dog." " Don't worry." "I got this." "Open it." " [growling]" " On second thought, maybe I don't." "Oop!" "No, boy!" "That's not the ball." "This is the ball." " We have to catch him." " I can see where he's going." "He's running down a pink tunnel." "It's got, like, a dangle-y thing," "Like at the back of a throat." " B.O.B., you must be looking down his esophagus." "Turn around." " Oh, right." "Okay, he just ran into a room." "I see weapons, lots and lots of weapons." " Oh, no." "He must be in the..." "Armory." " Hey, he dropped my eye." "Oh, now he's after something else." " [barking]" " Looks like..." "A grenade." " [gasps] if that grenade goes off," "It'll start a chain reaction that could level the whole base." " Aw, man, then general monger would be really steamed." " Actually, general monger would be" " Oh, right, still a dog." "B.O.B., try acting like a cat again." " How's this?" "Moo." " Good, except I believe it's "meow."" " If you say so." "Meow." "Meow." "Oh, I think it's working." "Meow, meow." "I'm a cat." "Ahh!" "Meow." "Hiss." "Meow." "Meow." "Uh-oh, don't know the pass code." "Hey, hey, general." "It's just me, b.O.B." "I'm not really a cat." "Whoa!" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" " B.O.B., it is hopeless." "As general monger stated, he is clearly the alpha dog." " Oh, yeah?" "Well, I am the hot dog..." "The chili cheese dog with lots of onions" "And extra jalapenos." "That's right." "I am en fuego." " [whimpers]" "Gulp!" " You know, b.O.B.," "It really is a dog-eat-dog world." " Sqweep..." " You will be happy to know, general monger," "That I have just completed my puppy project." "It turns out b.O.B. Was a good dog." " [grunts]" " Blech." " Uh..." "Was I sniffing your butt?" " Let us never speak of this again." " We did turn everyone back to normal, right?" " [barking]" "[slurping]" " It came from another world to eat our brains" "And our bananas." "It's the..." " ¶ bah-bah-bah" "Movie night." " Popcorn's popped, boys." " Dibs." " Double dibs." " I call center couch." "Geronimo." "Oh, no, no, no, alien." "Ugh!" " Happy Friday, monsters." " Sqweep?" "What are you doing here?" " The custom of movie night counts as extra-credit" "In my earth studies class." "I'm here to observe." " Susan, I must object." "The rating clearly signifies this movie" "Is not intended for young children." " I have snacks." " [gasps]" " Have a seat." " Lotsa dibs." " Hold it, guys." "Sqweep, I'm sorry kiddo," "But this movie is way too scary for you." " Your concern offends logic." "I am too intelligent to be frightened" "By fictional stories." " That's just perfect." "Stand by the tombstone." "Ahh!" " Let the research begin." " I feel so safe in your arms-- [both screaming]" " Oh, that is a big monkey." " Braaaain." "[both screaming]" "Ape want brain." " They eat brains?" " I'm scared, steve, really scared." " Don't worry, my love." "It's gone forev-- oh, no!" "It's right behind me!" " Brains." " Eep." " And so it returned, just as it came," "Never to be seen again." " Huh?" "Oh." "[yawns]" " Well, that was boring." " Totally." "Who's gonna be scared of a lame zipper costume?" " [moaning]" " H-h-hello?" " [moaning]" " Save my brain!" " [moaning] [burps]" "S'cuse moi." "[laughs]" "Sorry." " Hey, kid." "You gonna move?" " What?" "You're not getting my brain." " [all screaming]" " [burps]" "Ahh!" " Little alien, why'd you just swiss cheese my mess hall?" " Apologies, general." "Without sufficient sleep," "My superior brain can be a bit, um..." "Loopy." " Monsters, alien, get this kid some nap time" "Before my whole base gets laser zapped." " Surely I am not needed for this" " That's an order." " Do not worry, general." "I am already working on a plan to erase" "The zombie moon ape from my memory." " Moon ape?" "Wait." "You saw that movie?" " It was for extra credit." " So that's what this is all about." "The poor kid's scared, that's all." " Frightened, you say?" "Well, link and I know just the remedy for that." "Hee-hee-hee, to the lab." "[cackling] [thunder booming]" " Wow, that is..." "A little super-terrifying in real life." " It's basic face-your-fear strategy." "All we gotta do is dress up in the costume" "And get sqweep to fight us." " It's the same way we cured b.O.B.'s fear" "Of giant mustaches." " I have conquered thee, mustachio." "[yodeling battle cry]" " Eh, guess it couldn't hurt to try," "But, uh, who's gonna be the ape?" " [slurping]" "Don't even think about-- [mumbling]" " After much tinkering," "I have built the galaxy's first memory extractor." "Once my memory of the zombie moon ape is removed," "I will sleep as sound as a baby snoolox." "[cackles]" "I really need some sleep." " [growling]" "Brains." " Success." "I have no memory of whatever it was I feared." "Yay, me." "[humming]" " [roaring]" " Come on, coverton." "Move it." " How do you move this infernal thing?" "Ow." " This is why we read instructions." "Use the leg pedals, man." " What?" "Oh, you mean like thi-- waah!" "Oh, splendid." "Someone put a giant mirror in the hallway." "Oh, idiotic." "Uh?" "[groans]" " Let's get this over with." " Come now, coverton." "We have no time for dilly-dally." " Braaaaains." "Brains." " Yes, yes, save it for sqweep." " Growl." "I'm the zombie moon ape..." "Your worst nightmare." "Growl." "Why are you not cowering, child?" "I was told there would be trepidation." " Apologies, mr." "Ape." "But I do not recall you from my nightmares or otherwise." " Ugh." "What is the point of me doing this if you're not even scared" "That I'm going to eat your brain?" " You eat brains?" " Um..." "Yes." "I eat lots and lots of yummy brains." "[growls]" "No, no, no." "Augh." " No, no, you've got the walk all wrong." "Keep your arms up." " Could his acting be any more cliched?" "Make me a zombie moon ape believer." " Braaaaaaaains." " Oh!" " Coverton, quit it." " No, no, suze, don't you see?" "He's finally getting into character." " That's the spirit." "Pretend to eat dr." "C." "Pretend to shred him into a billion tiny pieces." " Costume off." "Costume off now." "Dumb ape arms." "[laser gun chirping] [yelling]" " Please stay away." "I am very small and damageable." " I'm trying my very best to..." "Ahh!" " Come on, coverton." "Stop zombie moon monkeying around." " Ahh!" "Ugh." "Monkey want a banana?" " Whoa, coverton's inside the suit" "And outside the suit." "Twist." " But if that's coverton..." " [roars] [all screaming]" " Boomnana?" " Attack of the zombie moon ap." "Perhaps this holds a solution." "[all screaming]" " Where did this thing come from?" " No doubt from the recesses of our most deep-seeded" "And subconscious fears." " [roaring]" " My blob." " [roars]" " Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "[door beeping]" " Okay, quick, how'd they beat the zombie moon ape" "At the end of the movie?" " Don't look at me." "I was out like a light." " Ditto." " But I fell asleep too." "So none of us saw the end?" " I do believe we're about to live it." " Not tonight." " Link?" " I get it now." "Movie night was my idea, so I have to save us." "This is my moment." "I'm gonna save us-  [roaring]" " It can't be stopped." "[both screaming]" " I am t-t-t-too intelligent to be frightened..." " Calm yourself, man." "There is one way to stop it." " All right, guys." "It's time we show this noob how the professionals do it." "Monsters, attack." " [laughs]" " Now, dr." "C." " Brace yourself, beast." "It's time for you to-- eep!" " Braaaaaaaaains." " Ahh!" "Scary part." "Someone pause the movie." " [roars]" " Huh?" " You are not getting our brains." " Greetings, monsters." " Sqweep, you saved us." " Launching the moon ape into deep space" "Is precisely how it was defeated at the end of the movie." "Yay, me." " Mad props, alien kid." "You just faced your fear." " Yeah, you did." " Up high for mustaches." " Sqweep, from now on, you've got a lifetime membership" "To movie night." " Really?" " Yup." "And next time, you can even pick the flick." " Excellent." "Now that I am no longer afraid," "I am most eager to watch the film's many sequels:" "The return of the zombie moon ape, movies 2 through 14." " No dibs." " And so it returned, just as it came," "Never to be seen again." " [roaring]"