"[spaceship whirring]" " [snoring] [thwack] Oh!" "[snores and moans] [electronics beeping]" " Hello, Michelangelo." "I'm surprised you're still awake." " [groans]" "Isn't it the middle of the night?" "Or whatever you call it in space?" " No time to rest now, Mikey." "There's one last piece of the Black Hole Generator left, and we got to find it." " Can't we just destroy the pieces we already have?" "What are the Triceratons gonna do with one stupid piece?" " Well, what if they figure out a way to replicate the technology, Raph?" " Donatello is right." "The machine must be destroyed." "Every last piece of it." "[alarm sounding] [panicked gasps and yells]" " Um, what's going on, Professor?" " It seems to be some kind of hyperspatial trans-mat trying to hone in on four targets." "[worried gasps]" "You four!" "[all screaming]" "Well... that's not good." "[all screaming] [light beam blasts] [all screaming] [thud] all:" "Ugh!" " Where-- where are we?" " I think I speak for everyone when I say..." "Holy Sewer Cakes!" "[all scream] [rousing hip-hop music]" " ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja-- [metallic clank]" " The evil Triceratons have invaded Earth." "They brought with them the invincible Black Hole Generator that swallowed the entire planet." "My brothers and I escaped, saved by a mysterious robot called the Fugitoid." "Now we're trying to stop the Triceratons any way we can." " ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ Donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ And you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪" "♪ Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪" "♪ To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪" " ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪ [dramatic music]" " How is this possible?" "Where are we?" " Oh no, dudes." "I think we're in Pittsburgh!" " The world is so flat," "I can't even see my own butt!" "Donnie, explanation?" " We're possibly in some kind of... alternate dimension." "[intense music]" "♪" " Huh?" "[triumphant music] [gasping]" "Whoa..." " They're..." " Us?" " No way!" " He's got a blaster." "Get him!" " Aw, nuts, it's not a" " Take 'em down." "[grunting]" " We don't want to fight you." " Well, then you shouldn't have pointed a laser at us." "[grunting]" "Talk." "Who sent you?" "The Triceratons?" " Get off of me, you crack-shelled imposter!" " Ow!" " Totally radical!" "together:" "You're just like me, dude!" " Cowabunga!" " Booyakashaa!" " I'm trying to tell you!" "This isn't a weapon." "It's a portal projector!" " Oh, yeah?" "Well, how do we know you're not a Kraang?" " That's why we brought you here--Krang!" "He's causing trouble in our dimension, and yours too." " Krang's like trying to destroy both our realities, dudes!" "We just don't know how." "You got to believe us!" " That's why we called on you poseurs" "I mean, Turtles--for help." "Did I say poseurs?" "Oops." " Poseurs?" "You guys don't even fight with your weapons!" "And what's up with the initials on your belts?" "Lame!" " I think I'm gonna like putting some more cracks in this imposter's shell." "[chuckles]" "And you, gappy... why do you sound so weird?" " Me sound weird?" "Heard yourself lately?" " Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Come on, guys!" "Take it eas--whoa!" "[laser blasts]" " It's him!" "He found us!" "[whooshes] [laser charges, then blasts] [all scream, then grunt] [crowd screaming]" " So, you've allied yourselves with your dimensional counterparts, eh?" " It's Krang!" " Whoa." "What's with the gross man-baby body?" " This will be the last time I have to look at you disgusting Turtles!" "[croaks]" "The Kraang are letting me go home." "I just have to make a few amends, and Dimension X, here I come!" " Not so fast, Krang!" "[exclaims] [grunting]" "♪" " Aah!" "♪" " Hyah!" "[spraying] [rope whips]" " Ugh!" " [sputtering]" " Wow, this is just..." "lame." "together:" "Booyakasha!" "[lasers blast]" "Ugh!" " [moaning]" "My Dimensionizer will wipe out all of your worlds." "[beam warps]" " [grunts]" " Oh, great." "Now we're stuck in this dimension... probably forever." " I still have my Portal Ray-- the one I brought you here with!" "All we have to do is hone in on Krang's dimensional coordinates, and...yes!" "[beam charges and blasts]" " Wait, what?" "How does that even work?" "That doesn't make sense!" " Come on, guys!" "[dazzling] [all grunt]" " Yes!" "We're back in New York City!" " I can't believe we're back..." "in the past!" "[all grunt]" " Dudes, look at us." "We're like, more solid or something." " What's going on, Donatello?" " Well, we came from a two-dimensional reality into a third dimension." "It's like science fiction!" " Hey guys, uh, now that we're in a new dimension..." " Pizza Time!" "Far out!" "[playful music]" "♪ together:" "Whoa!" " You can't do that, dudes." " Why not?" " Because we live in secret here." "We have to live in the shadows, like, you know, real ninjas." " Come on team, let's find this Krang before he blows up the planet." "[lively music]" "♪" " So how are we gonna find him, Donatello?" " He's close." "As long as Krang is carrying portal tech, I can track him like Michelangelo sniffing out pizza!" " Ohh, he's talking about you." "[laughs]" "I keep getting us all confused, bro." " I think I found him!" "Up there on the Channel 6 building!" " I see him." "It looks like he's planting some kind of bomb." "Probably the Dimensionizer thing!" " Okay guys, here's the plan:" "the Donatellos will disarm the weapon." "Everyone else-- take down that creep!" "Turtle Power!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up with the "Turtle Power" for a second." "You don't give orders to my team, okay?" "I'm the order guy." "This guy!" "Ooh!" "Ugh!" "[grunting] [sighs]" "I'm the order guy." "[beeping]" " [laughs] [beam warps] [grunting] [blubbers]" " Aww, not now." "Not when I was about to unleash my master stroke!" "Keep away from that Dimensionizer, freaks!" "[electricity crackles]" " Holy Chalupa!" " Great." "Now we have to deal with an even bigger idiot." "[all yell]" " Grab it and go!" " [grunting] [lasers blast] [crashing]" "Raphael, heads up!" " Give me back my Dimensionizer!" "[croaking]" " Mouth missiles!" "Look out, Mikey!" "[crashing]" " Thanks, Michelangelo." "both:" "Aah!" "[grunting]" "[both groaning]" "Whoa!" "together:" "Leonardo!" "[all grunting]" " Hold on, Leos!" " Let's take this giant gross Krang dude down!" "[all grunting] [crashing] [car alarms sound]" " [laughs]" "Aah!" "Stop it!" "[lasers blast]" "Annoying reptiles!" "It doesn't matter." "You'll never disarm it in time!" "[laughs]" " Real Raph is on it." "[hook crashes]" "Ugh!" " Well, at least we have his Dimensionizer thing." " Whoa." "Looks like some kind of anti-matter weapon." "If this thing goes off, it could wipe out our entire dimension." "We got to defuse it back at my lab, now!" " Whoa." " Whoa." "[both laugh] [poignant music]" "♪" " Back so soon?" "You just left to patrol the city." "all:" "Sensei!" " Is everything all right?" " Definitely, Master Splinter." "It's--it's just really amazing to see you." " Hmm?" " [gasps]" " Whoa, dudes!" "This lair is rockin'!" "Check out that pinball." "Totally radical!" " What did we tell you guys about waiting outside?" " What is going on here?" "Someone, explain." "Now!" " Wow, your Splinter is kind of strict." "And tall, too." " Donatello?" " Yeah, um, they were transported here from an alternate dimension, Sensei, along with this weapon we have to defuse." "Like, ASAP!" " [growls disapprovingly]" " Cowabunga!" " Booyakasha!" " I call dibs on pinball." " Okay, don't we have a little anti-matter weapon to deal with here?" " Eh, the Donatellos will take care of it." " [groans]" " Lighten up a little, man." " Leonardo," "I would like to speak with you in the dojo." "Now." "[pinball machine dinging]" "My son, you have a lot of explaining to" "Leonardo?" "Why are you so sad?" " Well, I'm not sad, Sensei." "It's--it's hard to explain." "There's-- [sighs]" "There's something I need to tell you." "It's just-- this will sound crazy." "The present isn't really the present, Sensei." "We're actually living six months in the-  [screams]" " Donatello!" " What is it, Donnie?" " We checked out the weapon." "This is bad, guys." "This is really bad!" " The weapon is linked to two other identical bombs." "And they're rigged to go off in nine minutes." " So where are the others?" " We believe at least one of the bombs is in your dimension." " They're gonna nuke our world, bros." "Totally bogus!" " That's not gonna happen." "You guys helped us, and now we're gonna help you." "[suspenseful music]" "Donnies, uh, what do we do?" " Well, we attuned my Portal to track down the other Dimensionizers." "And the first one..." "[beams blast]" "Is here." " Whoa, dude." "There it is." "On top of the same skyscraper, but in your Dimension." "Weird." " Go." "Do what needs to be done." "♪" " All right, team." "Let's do this." "Turtle Power!" " Enough with the "Turtle Power" already." "Let's just go." "♪" "Good-bye, Sensei." "[roaring and whirring]" " Oh, no." "And I was having such a great day." "Okay, not really." " Hands in the air, Turtle freaks!" "We got you surrounded." "I hacked your stupid portal and brought you here." "Why?" "Because I'm awesome!" " Kraang Subprime?" " No, Megan Fox." "Oh, I forgot..." "you're the dumb one." " Hey!" " I said hands in the air!" " Subprime, you blithering idiot!" "I told you not to bring the Turtles here!" " Where the heck is "here" anyway?" " You are in my domain now, mutants." "The Technodrome!" "[cackles and gurgles] [dramatic music]" " You did good, cousin!" "We banished you 'cause you're a screw-up, but you made up for it!" "Welcome home!" " Well thank you, Subprime." "Just wait until the rest of my plan unfolds!" "We're going to blow those Turtles to smithereens!" "[grunting and yelling]" " We already deactivated one of your Dimensionizers, Krang!" " And we're gonna deactivate the rest!" "Turtle Pow--oh." "Ahem." "Sorry." "Get him?" "[grunting, lasers blasting]" " Get the portal back!" " We only have five minutes to disarm two more bombs!" " Leave this to the real Raphael!" " [grunting]" "You gonna shoot another fire hydrant at them, or what?" "♪ [chewing]" " [yelling] [metal clanking]" "Where the heck did you get pizza?" " Give me a break." "[soaring whistle]" " Whoa!" " Back off, ugly Kraang dude!" "[whirring]" " Aagh!" " [grunts] together:" "Waah!" "[electronics shutting down]" " Got it!" "Heads up, D!" " All right!" "[laser charges] Back to our home dimension." " Whew, finally!" "Back in the real world." "[bomb beeping]" " Now let's just keep it from blowing up." " On it." "[beam charging] all:" "Huh?" "[electricity rippling]" " Anywhere you go, we follow, freaks!" " We did it!" " Two Dimensionizers down!" " No matter." "There's still one left in the Primary Turtle Reality." "If those Turtles are destroyed, then so are all of you." "[croaks]" " Donnies, get to the third reality." " There!" "[electricity ripples] both:" "Agh!" "[siren sounds, water drips, rat squeaks]" "Aah!" "Ugh!" " Wow!" "What kind of dimension is this?" " Krang said this was the Primary Turtle reality." "Maybe it came before both of our worlds..." " Channel six must be this way." " Cool then." "Let's go." "[grunting] [whirring] Aah!" "[gasps]" "Whoa." "It's the Prime Turtles." " Uh, hi, there." "We are ninja--oh." " No time to explain." "Move, D!" "[grunting]" "[blades swash] [both scream]" " There it is!" " Gah!" "Ugh!" "[machinery clunks] [dramatic music]" " See you in another dimension." "[beam charges and blasts] [victorious music]" " Come on, guys." "We're good to go." " Aw, yeah, we outtie!" " [grunts] [thwacks]" "♪" " You can't escape so easily, freaks!" "[beeps] [all screaming] [all grunt]" " Oh, no." "We're back here?" " Ugh!" " Ha!" "Welcome back, heinous reptiles." " You're not going anywhere as long as I have this baby!" "I can hack your portal all day long." "[machine beeps and sizzles] Oh!" "Aw, Kraang." " It's over." "We stopped your little scheme." "We deactivated all of your Dimensionizers." "You're finished." " That's right, pink dude." "You can't blow up our realities anymore." " Blow up...realities?" "You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for thousands of years?" "Are you insane?" " Well, you did say wipe out the Turtles at any cost." " This is why I banished you to Two-Dimensional Earth in the first place." "Because you're an idiot!" "A moron!" "A dingleberry!" "So you know what?" "I'm kicking you back!" " Oh, no." "Not again!" " I've had enough Turtles for a millennium!" " Let's take this wad of chewing gum down." " With pleasure." "[all yell]" " I got your back, bro!" "[grunting, lasers firing] [electronics winding down]" " Nice move, Raphael." "[both yell]" " I've had enough of this dweeb." " Turtle Power!" " [grunting]" "That's not good." "[metal grinding] [exciting music]" " What are you doing?" "Oh!" "Aah!" "[squishes]" " Aw, yeah!" "A little Hacky Kraang, Michelangelo?" " Put me down, you maniacs!" "Gah!" " Booyakasha!" "[laser charges and blasts]" " [straining] No!" "I hate black and white!" " Well that wasn't such a chore now, was it?" " Leonardo." "Thanks." "For everything." " No, thank you." "Without your help, all of our realities would be doomed." "[rousing music]" "♪" " Come on ninjas." "Let's go home." "[energy ripples] ['80s beat]" " Feels great to be back home." " [chewing] [whirring]" " Agh!" "[crowd screams]" " Hey do you guys see that?" " Whoa, dudes." "A giant freaky worm!" "[distant screaming]" " I bet that pesky" "Shredder and Krang are behind this!" "♪" " Ugh!" " Cowabunga!" "[grunting] [worm sighs and thumps]" " What the" " Whoa..." " [growls] [dramatic music]" " Um, I think things just got really bad, bros." " [roars]"