"Why are you following me?" "I thought you found something important." "No, it's nothing." "Just the call of nature." "Go back and stay in the bus, will you?" "We thought you found a good location." " Yeah, right." " A pissing location!" " What?" " He's going to pee, stupid!" "Shit!" "It's really the wasting time to follow him." "This is it." "I pray to all the forest spirits..." "Please allow me to pee here." "There's no cell phone signal!" "How does the consumer protection council let cell phone companies exaggerate in their ads?" "They boasts that you can make a call anywhere." "Anywhere that has signal is more like it." "Did you see any car passing by?" "Not a single one, Boonmark." "It's so terrible." "Our stingy university!" "They have newer buses..." "But gave us this old piece of crap!" "They would never give you the newer one." "I already know that!" "Hey, Boonmark." "How are things?" "Not good, Sir." "We're in big trouble." "Can't you call anyone?" "No signal, Sir." "That's a car!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Please!" "What can I do for you, young ones?" "It is dead." "Dead?" "Then take it to a temple." "It's a bus, not a person, Sir." "These students mean the bus is dead." "You only take dead people to a temple." ""DEAD PEOPLE", you know?" "We want some mechanic." " A mechanic?" " Yes!" "I see." "There's a mechanic in the village." "It's said that there are a lot of incidents in our life." "Some is too incredible and totally unbelievable!" "As what this students' group and I gonna meet today." "I'll tell you the story, shouldn't I?" "No, I don't think so." "Ah, do you believe in ghosts?" "Anyway, it doesn't matter that how you believe in ghosts or be scared them." "Whatever or however you believe in ghosts," "I can guarantee that it's not as we will meet in the next scenes!" "Don't you believe?" "Come to see then!" "Again, did you switch off your mobile?" "If not, the ghosts will be kill you." "I warned you, didn't I?" "Boonrod." "Boonrod!" "What?" "Who's that?" "Hey, Kammee." "What can I do for you?" "Their bus is dead." "Can you fix it?" "It's dead, huh?" "It just went dead without any warning sign." "An engine is like a human life." "After some time, it's bound to wear and tear." "You're a philosopher too!" "Can you please fix it?" "We need it for our trip." "I have to check many things." "That's fine." "Please feel free to do so." "But... can you fix it though?" "Of course!" "Child stuff!" "Just a flu." "Simple cold medicine should fix it." "Good metaphor!" "One question." "Are you sure you can fix it?" " Very sure!" " Good!" "But not today." "My working hours are over." "We'll see about it tomorrow." "Wait." "Please." "Tonight you can stay at the Chief's house." "He's very generous and has a big house." "You are making a ghost movie?" "Good." "You come to the right place." "Actually, we planned to go to Coke village." "We had surveyed the location there." " Isn't that right, everyone?" " Yes." "There's nothing at Coke village." "Right, Poon?" "When it comes to ghosts, no village can beat ours." "Anyway we have to wait till tomorrow." "To see if our bus can be fixed." "Afraid we have to bother you for tonight." "That's okay." "It's no bother at all." "There're only 2 of us here." "We have no kid." "Poon is the only one helping us around here." "We love company." "The more the merrier!" "Are you sure they will come out that night?" "Of course." "It's the full moon." "What are we going to do?" "They are so many." "Ha Ha." "Kill them all." "Start with women." "Slash them into pieces." "The blood will flood their village." "Fresh blood and fresh entrails." "Gut everyone!" "It's such a delicacy." "I want to eat it." "I want to eat it" "Fresh liver, fresh entrails." "I haven't taste them for a long time." "A-a-ahh ghost!" "Hey, what's happening?" "Shit!" "Forn!" "Forn!" "Are you all right?" "Are you hurt?" " A ghost!" " No, it's Ya." "Oh, it's you!" "I thought you were a ghost." "You scared the shit out of me." "I just mask my face with some acne cream." "I'm sorry if I scare you." "It's not funny." "I nearly passed out." "I accidentally heard some voices..." "Saying it wanna eat fresh entrails and blood!" "So I lost it!" "There's a rumor of some ghoul going around." "Ghoul." " Chuy, put it on my tab." " What?" "Again?" "Your tab is getting big." "I need a payment." "Unless it's 10,000 baht, don't ask for it." "10,000?" "That would put me out of business." "You're a policeman." "You suppose to help people." "I know." "Don't you get smart with me." "Or else you will be in jail." "On what charge, sarge?" "Illegal immigrant." "What?" "I'm Thai." "I was born in Thailand." "I have a Thai identity card." "I clearly speak Thai!" " That's not clearly!" " Yes, it is!" "Don't forget that your dad escaped from China." "How do you know?" "I'm a policeman." "It's my job to know!" "Is it this bad, Ood?" "I don't know." "We've just arrived, remember?" "From the look of it, it must be serious." "What's wrong with the bus, Sir?" "Just wait." "I'm getting there." "This is it." "I know it's not beyond my wisdom." "So, what's wrong with it?" " The jet is clogged up." " Huh?" "Just the jet clogged up?" "!" "Poon." "I meant to ask you something." "I saw a straw dummy at every house here." "What are they for?" "To scare ghosts away." "It's a trick." "There have many weird deaths recently." "It's a way to avoid death." "Avoid being ghoul's food." "It's our belief." "That's why!" "I just saw one with my own eyes!" "It sprang up from nowhere." "I nearly pissed myself." " Check!" " Yes, check out of here!" "Stupid old-timer." " Clear the table." " Such a mess." " Everything is on me." " Thank you, boss." " You're so kind." " Easy." "I said I'll pay." "Don't just stand there trying to look cute." "What do you want?" "Can you lend me some money?" "Just as I thought." "You want some cash." "How much?" "Not much." "Just enough to pay my tab." "20 per one hundred." "20?" "!" "Don't you think it's too high?" "No." "This is already the lowest rate." "You don't put anything up as security." "So, 20 it is." "Take it or leave it." "All right. 100 Baht please." " I know you would take it." " Thank you." "Here you are." "Hey, why do I get only 20." "Dickhead!" "I said 20 per one hundred." "You borrow 100, you get 20." "Understand?" "Do you want it or not?" "Okay." "It's better than nothing." "Here comes your coffee." "Wow, perfect black." "It looks good." "The best coffee in the village." "Since it's the only cafe here." " How is it?" " Fantastic!" "You might not be familiar with it." "It's traditional coffee." "Not really." "I just rarely see it in the city." "We have only instant coffee." "Now everything comes in instant form..." "Papaya salad with preserved fish..." "They are canned and export to the world." "I heard that they even can insects now." "Grubs in can are a big export." "Do they have raw pig's spleen in can?" "3 sweet rice rolls please." "There you go." "Please no." "Friends shouldn't get intimate." "It's awkward." "No." "Look there." "Are you attracted to this girl?" " No." " Don't tell me that you like weirdo." "No." "Very good coffee!" "I'll introduce you to her." "Hello there!" "Excuse me." "Where are you from?" "We're from Bangkok." "You've come a long way." "What are you doing here?" "We came to shoot a movie." "Our bus broke down." "So we're now staying at Chief's." "Shoot a movie?" "Congratulations!" "You think my face and personality are good for the leading role?" "Yes, for a dirty old man character that is!" "Leave these kids alone." "They're working." "You come with me." "Poon said that in the banana thicket..." "There're teens taking joints." "Let's have a look." "I must go and do my good policeman duty." "By the way, please put in a good word for me." "Act?" "I'll take you to act as 'The Stupid'" "A police like this Sarge..." "I wonder if he can chase after those junkies." "That's why there're a lot of junkies." "How is the bus?" "Now the whole engine has been dismantled." "Shit!" "Is it that serious?" "No." "Just one jet is clogged up." "What do we do, Miss Director?" "Ya has thought up a backup plan." "We'll change the location to this village." "I agree with you 100%." "From what I've surveyed so far..." "I've found some cool and beautiful things." "I believe you guys will like it as I do." "Chief!" "Chief!" "Is he home?" "No, he isn't." "What is it?" "Mieng is possessed by a ghost." " Possessed!" " Chief and Sarge have just left." "Chief is not here." "Mieng is possessed." " That's all right." "I'd better go." " Wait!" "Wait!" "Can we go and have a look with you?" "Really?" "Okay, I'll take you." "No, I won't leave." "No way!" "One last time, are you gonna leave or not?" "No, I'm not!" " Get out of that body now!" " No!" "You haven't seen my power yet." "I'm warning you!" "How is that!" "You're stunned, aren't you?" "On a good day, I can get higher." "So?" "Leave!" "It's okay now." "The ghost's left." "I want ice cream." "I want ice cream." "Damn!" "Adult ghost is replaced by kid ghost." "This is not my specialty." "It is a job for Master Kob." "Who are you?" "It doesn't matter." "You cannot exorcise me!" "You'll see." "Presto!" "Ja-ma-ja-ting-ja Ma-ja-ting-ja..." "Ja-ma-ja-ting-ja Ma-ja-ting-ja..." "How's that?" "Are you wet now?" "She makes no movement." "It means both adult and kid ghost are gone." "Is this kid a shaman, too?" "Yes." "Master Kob, a nephew of Master." "They both are shaman of our village." "People said Master Koo is using child labor." "A.k.a. A Child Exploiter." "Is there really a haunted house here?" "Yes." "This house is very damn old." "The owner moved the whole house here." "He unknowingly moved the evil pillar with him." "After he was haunted, he abandoned the house." "And has disappeared ever since." "Is there anyone else get haunted?" "I don't know." "But it's said that ghost is fierce." "Interesting." "Could you take us there?" "You mean you're interested in that house?" "If the location fits with the script, yes I am." "What a coincidence!" "We'd better have a look first and talk later." "Okay, let's go." "If you don't want to go, just tell us the way." "I can take you there." "But the path there is full of shrubs." "Great!" "It fits our script perfectly!" "All thick and overgrown shrubs." "It's just a dummy." "Look." "It's a dummy." "Pai, I want this hair style." "You haven't got that much hair." "I'll provide it." "Do you want sideburns?" "Pai, careful." "My ear has just healed." "I know." "I cut it last time." "I remember." " Hello!" " Hi." "Do you want a hair cut or a face shave?" "No." "I just want to borrow your comb." "Wait." "There's no hot girl here for you to attract." "I saw one very pretty girl this morning." " Who was that?" " As far as I can think of..." "It must be Nee, a niece of Muan." "Cute face and tan complexion, right?" "Right." "What do you want with her?" "I'm looking for a lead actress for my ghost movie." "She's the one!" "Yes, perfect." "She should be your star." "Where can I find this Nee." "At the back of the village." "She lives in a banana thicket." "That house looks good for the movie." "Perfect!" "We found the best location." "Can we use it, Poon?" "Poon?" " Poon?" "Poon?" " Yes, I'm here." "What's wrong?" "The house back there!" " What was that?" " Nothing." "This is the haunted house I told you about." "We know that!" "Are you sure you will use this house?" "Yes!" "Will you help us find the cast?" "You can all stay at Chuy's place." "It's convenient and comfortable." "Well, we can't go anywhere anyway." "We're stressed, hungry and exhausted." "Where are we now?" "Don't be choosy." "This is not a picnic." "Watch your mouth." "You'll offend him." "Chop him with your front teeth!" "You're dog mouth." "Can you take me to a shaman's?" "Oh!" "Master Koo's, right?" "It's behind that clump of bamboos." " He's called Master Koo, huh?" " Yes." "Which clump of bamboos?" "The last one." "Check it by yourself." "There're hundred of them!" "I would walk till I drop." "You might offend someone with that." "Why do you want to see him?" "I want to ask him... something." "Only something?" "You can ask him everything." " He has no one to talk to anyway." " Why?" "He has no friend." "Oh yeah?" "Which mean he's a good guy." "All right." "You all freshen yourself up." "And put my bag away." "I'll go out and research." " Alone?" " Who's going with you?" "I'll go with him." "Beware of his front teeth." "Ped!" "You dirty mouth!" "It feels very spooky at dusk." "There's nothing to be scared of." "It seemed like someone push a dummy down." "It was just a coincidence." "Hey!" "That's Ped, the Big Mouth." "What are they doing here?" " Hey." "How are you?" " Hey!" "Don't even think that I followed you here." " Ed, make a campfire." " Okay." "What an asshole!" "Haven't you taken a shower yet?" "That fucking Ped's been in there for hours." "Like it's gonna change his skin colour." "He outran me." "Shit." "The air here is unusually cold, isn't it?" " Mr. Sam-Ang!" " Hey!" " Hello Sir." " What are you doing?" "Project discussing." "Where're you going?" "At the back of the village has a good spot to put up my tent." "I see." "You need some privacy?" "Sort of." "As good as it gets." "See you later." "Bye." "You acted strangely this afternoon." "Was it because of that pussyshit?" "Stop it, Wit." "You know I can separate personal matters from work." "O.K. O.K. I won't ask you any more." "But damn it!" "Of all places!" "Why their bus dead here!" "Miss." "Hi, Beautiful." "Good evening." "I'm a professor." "Not a possessor." "Just kidding." "I am a university professor in Bangkok." "My name is Sam-Ang." "I am Wa-Nee." "What a beautiful name!" "Where's she gone?" "Who is she?" "My auntie." "She's a quick person." "Great." "She saves herself a lot of time then." "Hope you don't mind if I put up a tent there." "Be my guest." "Thank you." "Again, my tent is over there." "Not here, but there." "Bye-bye." "These are the outlines of the script." "What about the details?" "We'll improvise." "What?" "Again?" "We always improvise in the set." "Why not?" "All great directors are doing it." "Some of their movies are big box office hits." " What about us?" " We'll be dead." "The meeting is over." "Go to bed now." " Why?" " Great!" "What a dictator!" "Come on, Chai." "Father, over here please." "Kindly give us some blessings." "I wish you a long and healthy life." "Amen." " You're working on a project, right?" " Yes." "Believe in what you see." "And you'll see what you believe." " What does he mean?" " Beats me." "This is Tup-Dong village where there are interesting phenomenons about ghosts and supernatural occurrences." "We're about to find the answer." "There're definitely ghosts in the village." "Some are fierce." "Some are lenient." "Cemetery spirits, rice field spirits," "Forest spirits." "They are all respectable." "Some ghosts bought things in my shop with their funeral coin." "Each coin has such a foul smell!" "Well..." "As you can see, we have them everywhere." "I mean spirits and liquor." "And the most fearsome of them all is the Red Devil, The Manchester Utd." "Nothing can beat the old evil at my home." "She sucks all the money I make!" "Cut!" "You'll be famous, Dan." "Your hanging lip can be our village's attraction." "I don't think it's gonna work." "I'm so dizzy with their interviews." " All of these bullshit." " Come on." "We have many other villagers to interview." "Perhaps they have some good answers." "Cut!" "What took you so long?" "My throat nearly bursts." "If I cut it sooner..." "We won't be able to capture your fear." " Damn" " It's good." "Don't be upset." "Pam, you're such a natural." "I'm convinced by your acting." " How about these extras?" " Excellent!" "That's because I coached them." " What a brag!" " Actually, I'm good." "Let's take a break." "Next we're shooting outdoor scenes." " Everyone, take a break." " Thank you." "Mr. Sam-Ang, let's go get something to eat." "No." "I'm going to the coffee shop." "Oh, you want to see Chuy, right?" "Why on earth do I want to see that Chink?" "Oh!" "You want to see Miss Crooked Teeth." "This is a place of Master Koo, the village shaman who knows a lot of incantations." "Today he will make a miracle demon tattoo for the first time." "Let's have a look." "This tattoo will make you immortal." "No weapon can do you harm." "In other words, you'll be death-defying." "It's a simple procedure." "Just a few minutes." "Let me be the first to have it." "Tomorrow I'll have a fight with South-village." "Odd, your fight is tomorrow." "Mine is today!" "Who're you going to fight with, Turb?" "My wife." "She'll get my ass." "I need it." "So you want to be the first, right?" "Master Kob will tattoo you." "He's a virgin." "The spell is more powerful." "Master Kob." "Don't just sit there." "Take off your shirt and turn around." "Cast the spell now." "Omm..." "Na Mo..." "Shut up!" "Or the spell will not work." "Keep going, Master Kob." "Good." "All right." "It's done now." " Put your shirt on." " How was it?" " Is it hurt?" " Yes." "Let's test if the spell is working, Turb." " On what day were you born?" " Monday." "Mon-Tue-Wed-Thur... we test with a sword." "Fri-Sat-Sun... we test with an axe." "I was born on the Buddhist Holy Day." "Full moon or holy day, we test with a spear." "Spear?" "Bye-bye." " Where are you going?" " Away from a spear." "Odd, you want a tattoo, right?" "I'll try to settle the dispute with The South first." "I'll be right back." "How about you?" "Any problem?" "No." "No problem." " Yes." " You want a tattoo?" "Not a tattoo." "It's too scary." "About the thing we discussed earlier." "Come closer." "I would rather not." "We'll go and shoot the atmosphere downstairs while you talk with Master." "Master, please take care of our professor." "Tattoo a bit?" "Let's go do some research." "All right." "I was born on Monday." "Nothing here." "Just the common banana trees." "They are all Tanee banana trees." "Tanee Banana withers away..." "You watched too much ghost movies." "Hey, it's beeping!" "I thought it pick up something." "I'm going to interview her." "Excuse me." "May I ask you some questions?" "It's said there is a ghoul here." "Is it true?" "Are you gonna subdue her?" "No." "We're filming a short documentary on ghosts." "I've never seen a ghoul." "Thank you." "Hey!" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "And why did you scream?" " Such a boring wacko." " Let's go." "Come on." "Why are you shaking?" "Ow!" "Some leaves poke into my eyes." " You're wearing glasses." " They went underneath." "Don't too fast." "What's that?" " I stumbled on something." " Clumsy asshole." "I knew it." "The ghost is in this house." "The signal gets stronger." "Where to?" "This way." " Let go of my arm." " Lead the way, then!" "The signal is very strong." "What are you shrieking for?" "It's just a hammock." "Don't scream." "Quiet!" "Like you've never seen ghosts." "Ghosts!" "What are you doing?" "We pick up energy signals from this house so we come to catch ghosts." "What ghosts?" "These are all our extras." "Get out." "We have some work to do." "Wait." "The signals are still beeping." "There must be something in there." "Just give us some time." "I can't." "We have more work to do." "Come on, Wit." "Just give us 10 minutes." "No." "We found this house first." "And it's our main filming location." "You have to wait till we finish." "But the device detects some energy now." "If we wait, they'll be all gone." "That's none of my business." "What?" "You're unreasonable and selfish!" " No!" " Let go of me." "Who did you call that?" "Don't insult me." "Hey." "Stop." "Stop right there." "As I'm the most senior here." "Don't quarrel over this." "It's such a nonsense." "We'd better get back." "Anyway, the beeping is gone." "This has really ruined my mood." "Come on, people." "Let's go." "Calm down please." "Come on." "They wouldn't quit until they see the real ghosts." "Let me hold on to you." "Remove your pig's foot from my shoulder." "You dick." "I'm feeling kind of uneasy." "Brave by day and chicken-hearted by night?" "Night and day are two different worlds." "You idiot." "I want to go pee pee." " Pee pee?" "!" " Noo-Na, please come with me." " Go with you?" " Yes, come on!" " It's very dark." " Can't hold it any longer." "Ped, go with her." "What are you talking about?" "Look at him." "I don't trust him." "No one would peep on you." "With your body, even naked you're still safe." "Shut up!" "What if you decide to rape me?" " That will never happen." " How can I be sure." "Both of you should go with her." "Yes." "Come on." " You lead the way." " Why me?" " Quick." " You want to go, you lead the way." "Noo-Na then." "My bladder is killing me." "All shitting and pissing stuff are always on me." "Next time I piss, you must hold my dick." "Are you sure?" "Come on." "Just pee so we can go back." "Hey." "Do it quick." "You have a barrel of piss in your bladder?" "Okay now." "It's about time." "What?" "Waiting too long, your body's stiff?" "Don't point at me." "Ghost!" "Help!" "A ghost!" " It's Ple." " Wait for me." "Wait." "Great." "Why you ditch me?" "Don't ever ask me to accompany again!" "Shut the fuck up!" "This way." "There you are." "Gotcha!" " Help!" " Don't leave me." " I saw ghosts." " Come on." " Where're they going?" " Don't know." "Come here." "Did you see those guys?" "Did you see them?" "What?" "I don't get your gibberish." "If you don't want to say it, don't say it." " You're good at making ghost noise." " Come." "Help me." "It's a ghost." "How?" "I can't even help myself." " What are we going to do?" " I don't know." "Let's pray." "Quiet!" "Why are you shrieking?" " I'm frightened." " Shut up." "Calm down." "Your shrieking will make everybody deaf." "Take a deep breath." "We're in a group." "They can't harm us." "Besides, we're doing a ghost documentary." "We shouldn't be scared." "But it exists." "I saw them with my own eyes." "If they weren't real, I wouldn't have run." "We have to be strong." "Don't be scared." "Otherwise we will never know the truth." "Yes, Ase is right." "We can find some weapon for protection." "Weapon?" "How can I find a gun in this forest?" "Thinking of a gun?" "Just a stick will do." "I can't." "It's dark." "I found it." "Ghosts or not..." "This log will knock them dead." "Give it to me." "It can help protect us women." " But it's very big." " I like it." " Hide, quick!" " What?" "Where are they?" "We're here." "The ghosts are here." "You're mine!" "Kick their asses!" "Oh Ped!" "Sorry." "You fat dumb!" "You, die!" "Don't!" "It's Chai and Ood." "Son of a bitch!" "You trick us." " Don't you have better things to do?" " Weirdos!" "Open his mask." "What's wrong?" "Where're you going?" "It's confirmed!" "Later!" "Ood, what's the matter?" "This is no time for a prank, you know?" "You all are full of shit." "That goes to you too!" "Chai, quit it!" "Chai." "Oh shit!" "Help!" "Wait for me." "You bastards, bring the ghost to us." "Damn you!" "Get your hand off my neck!" "Are you a ghost or a gibbon?" "Ped?" "Where is Ped?" "Help me." "Where are you going?" "It's going to kill me." "Help!" "Don't kill me." "Wait for me." "Get off my back!" "You won't get off, right?" "Right?" "Still wanna cling to me?" "I know you're jobless and want to feed off me." "Bad ghost bitch!" "Ouch!" "You!" "Chai!" "Chai!" "Why are you lying here?" "The ghost haunted me." "What ghost?" "You are the ghost." "You supposed to scare the others." "A bunch of chicken shit!" "Believe me, It's a ghost with black eyes." "There's no ghost." "Hey!" "Chai!" "I don't see a thing." "You're coward..." "The Chief asked me to subdue some ghouls." "They aren't beyond your ability." "Yes." "Ghouls are not that intimidating." "Last time they just teased you." "If they were serious, you'd be scared as hell." "It was just a tease!" "When are you going to subdue them?" "Tonight." "Tonight?" "What do you mean?" "Tonight is a night." "Yes, tonight." "I'll vanquish them tonight." "So we go to capture some hallmark pictures" "You'll get your pictures for sure." "But aren't you scared?" "A little." "All right." "You don't try, you don't know." "You don't look, you don't see." "Isn't that right, Master Kob?" "If you don't look, how can you see, you fool?" "Stupid!" "Muan and I can't escape from each other." "I had subdued her times and times again." "So she's quite powerful then." "'Tonight' first, we'll think about her 'Power' later." "I know a trick that would scare ghosts away." "What is it?" "You have to get naked." " What?" " Naked?" "And not just taking off clothes." "You have to grind your hip like this." "How can you do that?" "I can't." "I'd rather let the ghost strangle me." "A lady should not disgrace herself like that." "It's disgusting." "Awful." "Dharma and monks are principles and spiritual comforts for all the followers of Buddhism." "They bring peace to your body and mind." "Gaining more or less depends on your actions." "I can't get involved in ghosts' thing." "I only meditate on the facts of life." "We'd better leave you to meditate." "Before we go, please give us some blessings." "I wish you a long and healthy life." "Just believe in what you see..." "And you'll see what you believe." "Which style do you like?" " A lock of hair hanging here." " Where?" "In front here." "And some curving here." " Curving?" " On the side." "If you're so fussy..." "I suggest you tie your neck and make a hole here then you can pee from it." " That's my head!" " Sir?" "What's the matter, sir?" "What's wrong with him." "He acted so strange since we left the temple." "Forn told me how to scare the ghost away." " Really?" " How?" "I won't tell you." "It's a secret." "Why are you here?" "Want to have a hair cut?" "I'm not available, don't you see?" "I just want to ask you something." "Why you always ask me every time we meet?" "Ask about what?" "About Wanee." "Wanee, the ghoul?" "What?" "Wanee is a ghoul?" "!" "Yes." "Everyone knows that." "Really?" "Yes, for a long time." "She is Muan's niece, the heir of Ghoul family." "Especially, shit eating-ghoul." "They have a long chain." "It's called 'Shit Eating-Ghoul!" " Wanee?" " Sure." "Oh my Wanee." " Sit and wait." " No." "Why don't you have a hair cut?" "It's your fault." "He ran away because of you." "I'm through." "Close the barbershop!" " What about my hair?" " Come back tomorrow." "You come to embarrass me, right?" "No." "However your project have more potential than ours." "They're different, can't be compared." "We used to discuss about this before." "Yes, several times." "Even though we were the same group." "Maybe we're too serious about this project." "Maybe." "I'm sorry about yesterday." "Were you hurt?" "You mean your hand or my face?" "Easy!" "This is very strong moonshine" "You could get wasted easily." "I want to be fucking drunk." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "It hurts." "Don't even think about it." "Wanee is a ghost." "A ghost is a ghost." "Two different world." " You can't live together." " That's right." "Wanee-tanee, Wanee-ghost, Tanee-ghost." "Love." "Love." "Love you with my whole heart." "Take it easy." "Chief, I don't get it." "Muan is a ghoul, that's no doubt." "But Wanee's story is just a rumor." "Just gossip and rumor, no solid proof." "Oh my God!" "The cliff is steep." "Don't think it's shallow." "The edge is slippery." "Don't push yourself over." "Falling off a cliff, you might climb your way up." "Falling in love with a ghost, it's a good stuff!" "Yes!" "The girl breaks your heart, but the ghost doesn't." "To love a ghost is so good." "To love a ghost is so good." "Professor." "Professor!" "What do we do now?" "Don't be afraid." "Beat it." "I'm going." "Bye bye." "Don't be scared." "Professor." "I think you should go to bed." "Your students will be back soon." "Find your place there." "Don't feel awkward." "Not really, Chief Mha." " Ma." " That' it." "You're forn, huh?" "I'm going to sleep now." "Okay, go then." "You break my heart." "I want to kill myself." "You said jump!" "But why it's too shallow." " Is that a poem?" " Seem to be." "Where can I take a leak?" "Let's go to sleep first." "People don't pee anymore." "Poor lad." "Looks like he really loves her." "Unfortunately, she is a ghost." "Why Wanee?" "Professor, wait." "It's behind you." " How scary!" " Faster." "Wait for me." "Where will you lead us?" "It's not the way to the village." "The monk can beat any ghosts." "I agree." "Ghosts can't go in the Chief's house." "Chief." "It's a ghost." "Hey." "Stop." "One by one." " Shoot!" " Who'll be the first." "Master Koo is dead." "The ghoul strangled him." "That lousy Koo." "He has never defeated them." "Chief!" "How's it going?" "Been strangled again?" "Too bad." "I can't defeat them." "That's why I died every time." "You're incompetent, never learn your lesson." "I thought you're sleeping." "I can't sleep." " What are you holding?" " Your photograph." "Let me see." "Where did you get it?" "It's me." "I've been looking for it for years." " It's you, Chief" " Yes, It's me." "Forn, look what he's found!" "Where?" "It's you." "It was my last photograph." "Forn enlarged it to display at my funeral." "I couldn't find it anywhere till now." "Did I look good?" "Born: 1927" "Dead: 1977" "Exactly the same hanging lips." "This is my photograph." " Chief" " He's a human." "Human your mother!" "That's a ghost." "Professor" "Please stay to chitchat." "Hey, you guys." "It's showtime." "Working-hours begin, leisure time is over." "What took him so long?" "Fucker!" "It's me." "You're drunk as usual." "Wow!" "Time for rock and roll." "What are you looking at?" "I'm a Chinese ghost." "He is right." "This village seemed to be cursed." "First, there was a strange phenomenon." "People went to bed and never woke up." "A lot of them died in their sleep." "Men, women, children and the senior." "It was their karma." "Human or animals, all have karma." "Some karma are new, some are old." "It becomes a life cycle:" "Born-old-sick-dead." "Prof. Wait!" "Hurry, prof." "Wait." "Wait." "Stop." "My lung's gonna explode." "I'm tired." "Why didn't you know about this, Poon?" "I really don't know." "I'm so stunned." "What should we do?" "What are you talking about?" "What?" "What?" "You said there were other bad things happened." "What were they, Father?" "One night, after that sleeping death incident." "There were heavy rain and the big flash flood." "Many people drowned." "Bodies scattered everywhere." "What a terrible sight." "Their spirits were trapped." "They can't reincarnate." "And they haunt everybody that passes by." "Those pity spirits are waiting for the blessings from the living." "But no one prays for them." "About those who drowned..." "You mean the whole village?" "Come on." "Quick." "Help!" "Wait for me." "Father!" "Nobody survived, neither did I." "Who can I believe now?" "Wait." "Wait for me." "Come on." "It's after us." "All right." "I still have my head." "Where're you going?" "Anywhere but here." "It's frightening." "Don't fall now." "Get up!" "This damn tree gets in my way." "What's wrong?" "I'm getting out of here." "Poon, where're you going?" "Professor." "You hate me." "You get away from me, right?" "No, I don't hate you." "Do you believe in what Pai and Dan said?" "No, I don't believe them." "Not really." "I'm so sorry you believe other people." " Wanee" " Aunt Muan!" "I'm exhausted." "Don't follow me." "What happened?" "That spread-eared girl scolded at me." "Spread-eared girl?" "What?" "What?" " Poon!" " You scared me." "I thought you were a fat ghost." "I thought you were a dark ghost." "I'm glad to see you." "I just barely escape from them." "Don't you know Chief and his wife are ghosts?" "No." "How would I know?" "But you've been with them for a long time." "I'll tell you later." "They're coming." " Wait for me." " What?" "Hurry." "Who pull my leg?" "Move it." "What now?" "Wait for me." "I'm scared of ghost." "You fucking dumb!" "How can you say that?" "We're ghosts." "We're not afraid of our kind." " Stop it or you'll get kicked." " Fierce ghost!" " Ghost!" " That's you." "Don't scream." "I forgot." "What's that noise?" "Chief, help me." "The ghost haunted me." "Don't scream." "I knew about Koo's death." "More than that, Father Thong is a ghost, too." "It's real." "I saw him myself." "His head spun round and round." "Spin like a top?" "I'm afraid of ghost." "What?" "Me?" "Ghosts!" "They are... " "Come here." "Come here." "Let's talk." "We must tell him." "Professor." "Okay." "Go to see them." "Are you scared?" "Why are your hands cold?" "I have had this fever for a few days now." "Come here." "Don't bring them here." " Come back." " What's wrong with them?" " Why are they running?" " Are they nuts?" " What's happening?" " I have no idea." "Weird." "We'd better separate." "Separate, we live." "Stick together, we die." "Okay, let's separate." "Forn, come here." "Don't flirt." "She's that old and he's still jealous us." "Professor." "Don't touch me." "Why did you run away?" " Those two are ghosts." " Really?" " Deceased for years" " Really?" "Yes, they haunted me." "Right." "Father said the whole village died." "It wasn't that scary." "Just a ghost..." "Why do you look as if I'm a stranger?" "He's shivering." "His face is cold." "It must be a fever." "Hug him." "Make him warm." "All right." "Don't want it?" "Then we go see Father Thong." " No." "This way." " That way." "Take me to see Father Thong." " Is he really dead?" " I'm scared." "My shoelace is loose." "Damn it." "It's okay now." "I used to it." "Short man running!" "Poon." "I know you're there" "Don't be shy." "Come out." "I know it's you." "Poon." "Do you forget that you're a ghost?" "Disgraced ghost." "Brainless ghost." "You forget yourself." "Forget your beloved maggots." "Run!" "You want to befriend with human, huh?" "Pam, come back." "I'll quit being ghost." "You fucking ghost face." "Stop here." "I'm tired." "We can't." "They're getting close." "Ja-ma-ja-ting-ja Ma-ja-ting-ja..." "Pam, climb the tree." "What if I fall?" "Hold it tight and cross your legs around it." "Don't worry." "You won't fall." "I'll help you." "No, I can't." "My mom never lets me climb." "I thought you can't climb." " Ood, I'm scared." " Wait for me." "He's coming." "What do I do?" "Help me, Pam." "That spread-eared bitch made my face swollen." "Don't leave me." "I'm gonna fall." "There you are." "Please pull me up." "Stretch down your leg." "One, two..." "Ood, are you all right?" "Wait." "Wait." " Pam!" " My ass." " Your ass, but my face." " Is it all right?" " Pull me out quickly." " Sorry." "Get up." "Get up now." "Quick." "Help me." "Come back." "Don't leave me here." "Get away from me." "You little brat, let go of me or else!" "Get this!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "I feel good." "Oh, Yeah!" "Oh, Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I'm getting there." "Don't stop." "Stop, you'll die." "Pam, come back and help me." "Master Kob, You!" "Why did you hit me?" "Sorry, I didn't mean to." "I wanted to hit him." "Where did he go?" " Come on." " Pull." "One..." "Two..." "Three." "Let's go." "Ooh!" "Very good, uncle." "Oh." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Don't stop." "Keep going." " Enough." " What's wrong?" " I'll take a leak" " Here." " Are they gone?" " Yes." " Ouch, it hurts!" " Sir." "Quiet." "Are they gone?" "Wit, it's not playing time." "Chai." "I told you to stop." "Where're you going?" "I'm exhausted." "I'm alone here." "I'm dead meat." "What am I gonna do?" "You're not dead yet." " But you'll be." " No" "Shut up!" "Stay still so I can strangle you." "What?" "Strangle me?" "You'll become one of us." "It's so good to be a ghost, you know?" "Darling, a ghost is here." "Here is a ghost." "Come on come close." "Ta-la-la" "Darling, a ghost is here." "Here is a ghost." "Come on come close." "Ta-la-la" "Liar, baby." "You're a liar." "Fibber, baby." "You're a fibber." "Perjurer, baby." "You bastard ghosts!" "Wacko ghosts!" "Crook ghosts!" "Accidental dead ghosts!" "Maniac ghosts!" "Orphan ghosts!" "Brainless ghosts!" "You like to scare people." "You're nothing but loser ghost." "Dumb ass ghosts!" "Don't let me scold you." "You fucking ghost face!" "Ignoble ghosts!" "Uneducated ghosts!" "Bad ghosts!" "Despicable ghosts!" "Ghosts from hell!" "Swinishly ghosts!" "Fucking ghosts!" "Is that a mouth or an insult firing machine?" "How dare she insults us?" "I didn't hear a word she said." " Do you hear?" " Yes." "She's such a bitch!" " Fucking cruel bitch!" " Yes." " She must pay for this." " Right." " Fucking ignorant whore!" " Wait." "Wait." "Your insults are worse than hers." "We'd better report her to the police." "Get that four-eye bitch." "Where to?" "Dumbass ghosts!" "Vile ghosts!" "Faggot ghosts!" "Disgusting ghosts!" "Beast ghosts from hell!" "Who are you running from?" "Ow!" "My leg is broken." "Diabolical ghosts!" "Why are you insulting me?" "It's good you're here." "Get her for me." "She call me names." "But she broke my leg." "Get her." " I'll get her top part." " I, middle part." "The bottom part is mine." "Bottom?" "You have to get naked." "And grind your hip like this too." "Oh Oh." "I've never seen such a disgusting thing." "Is that a person's snatch?" "Don't get close." "It'll bite you." "Scream for your father?" "What happened?" "Why didn't they haunt me?" "Oh Jesus Christ!" "Oh my God." "Ped!" "When did you come?" "Since the first twirl, yuk!" "Don't tell anyone." "It's kind of embarrassing." "I'd do anything for you." "Be your slave." "Do you want me to?" " Stop it." "I'm gonna be sick." " Ped." "Pull your pants up, right now." "Ped, will you reconsider?" "Your body is a deadly weapon." " Ped." " Don't talk to me." " Ped." " Don't follow me." " Ped." " What?" "Don't tell anyone, please." "Careful." "My name is Ped, not Pade." "Please Ped." " What are you pestering me for?" " I'm not." "Stop or I'll tell everyone you were naked." "Who's naked?" " She..." " No!" "Nothing, just talking about some comics." " Yes, comics." " Where are the ghosts?" "You see?" "I warned you." "Do you see?" "Do you believe?" "You saw and then believe..." "Or you believed and then see." "Right?" "I believe now, but who will believe me?" "I can't go on." "I'm exhausted." "Everyone, hold your breath." "I've been in Thailand for years." "I can see you despite you hold your breath." "Ya, wait for me." " Wow." "Great." " Looks like fun." "I'll go first." " Wait for me." " Me too." "They're coming." " It's so fucking great." " Fantastic." "Gotcha!" "This is your second time death." " What's that?" " Let's disappear." "It's too late." "Hey, where are they gone?" "Turb, your stomach is pierced!" "Pai, I'm dying!" "You're already dead." "You don't die again." "Come on." "Don't hide." "Ghosts never hide." "Good." "Good." "Good." "Hey, Ya." "Ghosts never get hurt." "Come on." "Don't disappear." "Ya, let's go." "Hey." "Your professor is here." "I'm here." "Do we have everyone here?" "How many are we?" "Shit!" "Let's count." " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..." " Hurry up." "7, 8, 9, 10, 11..." " There." " 12 Ase 13!" " 13?" " Yes sir." "I knew it." "13, that's why we're jinxed." "Damn, it's the unlucky number." "I should've taught engineering, It has nothing to do with ghosts." "Why does it get worse?" "Just like what Father said." "Believe in what you see, you'll see what you believe." "I tell you." "They are all real ghosts here." "What should we do?" "Brainstorm." " Get in the bus quick." " Wait for me." " Hurry!" " Wait!" "Open the door!" "Floor it, Chai." "Ignore them." "Speed away." "Whoever gets in our way, dies!" "What are you praying for?" "Even the monk is one of them." "Your prayer won't do any good." "It's better than in love with a ghost." "Watch your mouth!" "It's not my fault." "I don't know she's a ghost." "Why didn't you check first?" "Hey!" "Go!" "Go!" "Speed away!" " Ghosts on the roof." " What?" "Ghosts on the roof!" "They're all gone, let's go, Chai." " They're coming." " Get ready." "Hook it right." "When they come, you throw." "Throw." "Now." "Get on!" "There are more of them, Chai!" "Well done." "Chai." "Quick, shake them off." "Stop." "Stop." "I can't, my shirt got stuck." "Oh what a trip." "The bus, people, ghosts..." "everything is a mess!" "Easy." "Your driving makes me sick." "It's worse than motorcycle." "I wish you would vomit to death, Ped." "Bad mouth bitch." "I'll kick your ass." "Hey!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, Chai!" "Go!" "Go quickly!" "Who's that?" "Human or ghost?" "Take me with you." "Take me with you." "Poon!" "Take me with you." "Take me with you." "Why don't you take me with you?" " What's wrong with it?" " Check the gas." "Move." "Move." "Let's see the engine." "Hey, there's no engine." "Chai, there's no engine." "How did it run?" "It's me, Chief." "I pushed you here." "Chief!" "Ghost!" "Where are you going?" "Come back here." "Your jet is still here." "Come back and get it." "Bye bye." "See you again tomorrow." "Sayonara." " Come visit us any time." " Your jet is here." "Don't worry." "Ghosts protect good people." "Come again soon." "Wait up." "Let us get in." "Wait, where do you want to go?" "Bangkok, Bangkok." "Go to Bangkok?" "You think I know the way?" "Ghost again." "All 13 brave professors and students prayed with a group of monks sending all the villagers' spirits to heaven." "The above statement is truly the end of this movie."