"I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU GUYS..." "WITH MY FRIENDS." "I DO CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO LET YOU GO." "I MEAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY NEED." "THANK YOU." "AS YOU GUYS PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, I'M LEAVING." "I JUST DON'T THINK" "THAT NEW YORK IS THE PLACE FOR ME RIGHT NOW." "AND I'M SORRY THAT WE FOUGHT LAST NIGHT." "I'M SO SORRY." "BUT I KNOW THAT WE'RE BETTER FRIENDS THAN THAT." "AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT TOO." "SO I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU." "HEY." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRICTLY MAC." "OH." "YEAH, I AM." "I'M..." "I'M UP FOR THIS GIG AT THE UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTER." "LIKE AN ON-CALL REPAIRMAN FOR STUDENTS WHOSE COMPUTERS CRASH." "SO I GOT TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE PC." "WOW." "THAT SOUNDS GREAT." "YEAH." "SO, WHEN'S THE NEXT "STAR TREK" CONVENTION?" "NO." "SEE, THAT'S A cliché, MAN." "NOT..." "NOT ALL COMPUTER GUYS ARE TREKKIES, YOU KNOW?" "OKAY." "LOOK, I'M GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IF I GET THIS, TOO." "I'M SURE YOU ARE." "GOOD LUCK TO YOU." "LOOK, IT'S A GREAT EXTRACURRICULAR FOR MY RéSUMé." "AND I WON'T BE LATE WITH THE RENT." "PLEASE DON'T BE LATE ON THE RENT, OKAY?" "DON'T..." "DON'T BE LIKE BEN." "EVERY MONTH, IT'S LIKE..." "IT'S LIKE..." "[ LAUGHS ] RENT?" "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "THAT IS HIM." "TOMORROW?" "HMM?" "WHAT?" "[ Dial tone ]" "MORNING." "HEY." "NO, I'M NOT USING THE PHONE." "WOW." "WELL, I WON'T BE LATE." "I'VE GOT THE NEXT FEW WEEKS PLANNED OUT." "AND IF I CAN STICK TO IT," "BY THE TIME NATALIE GETS BACK FROM OKTOBERFEST," "MY LIFE SHOULD BE, UH, SHOULD BE ALMOST BACK ON TRACK." "GOOD." "THAT'S..." "HI." "MY NAME'S MISTY, AND LAST WEEK WAS MY 18th BIRTHDAY." "BUT I'M AS NAUGHTY AS A HORNY HOUSEWIFE." "OH, I'M WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND A TANK TOP." "ARE YOU HEARING THAT?" "WITH NOTHING ON UNDERNEATH." "UH..." "HMM?" "WITH NOTHING ON UNDERNEATH." "I DON'T KNOW." "MY GIRLFRIENDS SAY I HAVE A NICE BODY." "OKAY, WHO THE HELL IS SHE TALKING TO?" "I..." "EXCUSE ME." "I... [ GIGGLES ]" "NO, I DON'T WEAR A BRA." "[ GIGGLES ] I DON'T HAVE TO." "HEY." "HEY, UH, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" "OH." "SHH!" "IT'S MY BOYFRIEND." "HOLD ON." "I DON'T WANT HIM TO HEAR." "Can this wait?" "You're gonna cost me 20 bucks." "What?" "Wait a minute." "This is the new job that you got?" "Phone sex?" "Okay." "I don't want you doing that on my phone." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "LET ME JUST SLIP THAT OFF." "HOLD ON ONE SECOND." "I cannot believe this bothers you." "Why?" "Wouldn't it bother you?" "No." "WHY NOT?" "THIS IS..." "THIS IS..." "OKAY." "YEAH." "I HAVE 'EM OFF NOW." "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO." "[ INHALES SHARPLY ]" "OH, YEAH." "UH-HUH." "UH-HUH." "Can we have this conversation later?" "OH, YEAH." "SURE." "JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN HE'S DONE." "UH, THAT'S..." "OH, THAT'S JUST MY BOYFRIEND." "UM, PATRICK." "WHAT?" "OKAY." "HOLD ON." "HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU." "WHAT?" "NO, NO, NO." "Talk to him." "HELLO." "YES, THIS IS..." "PATRICK." "WHAT?" "YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?" "OH." "OKAY." "[ GASPS ]" "CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RIGHT." "OW!" "HELLO?" "HELLO?" "♪ CAN YOU BECOME" "♪ CAN YOU BECOME" "♪ A NEW VERSION OF YOU♪" "♪ NEW WALLPAPER" "♪ NEW SHOE LEATHER" "♪ A NEW WAY HOME" "♪ I DON'T REMEMBER" "♪ NEW VERSION OF YOU" "♪ I NEED A NEW VERSION OF ME" "♪ NEW VERSION OF YOU" "♪ I NEED A NEW VERSION OF ME." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?" "I COULDN'T SLEEP IN THAT BED." "COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT JULIE." "HERE." "THANKS." "I COULDN'T REALLY SLEEP EITHER." "THAT TAPE SHE MADE." "I WATCHED IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT." "SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GOODBYE JUST..." "SEEMED SO FINAL." "I KNOW." "I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE WE CAN DO." "I MEAN, EVERYTHING CAN'T JUST STOP." "I KNOW." "AND I'VE GOT THIS POLI SCI PAPER." "I'VE NEVER WORKED SO HARD." "DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FRENCH EXAM I HAVE?" "OH, MY GOD." "YOU WANT ME TO COME CHEER YOU ON?" "[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]" "NO, THANKS." "HELLO?" "HI." "YEAH." "CAN YOU HANG ON A SECOND?" "It's Julie's mom." "She wants to know if she's here." "Her birth mom?" "No." "Mrs. Emrick." "It doesn't sound like she knows she's gone." "What do I tell her?" "You can't tell her anything." "Why not?" "Because Julie obviously wants to tell her herself in her own way, and we've got to respect that." "HI." "JULIE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW." "IN CLASS, I GUESS." "UH, CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?" "ALL RIGHT." "YEAH." "THANKS." "[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]" "I THINK IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO." "YEAH." "I KNOW!" "WOULD YOU RELAX, PLEASE?" "[ MOANS ]" "LOOK AT ME." "LOOK AT ME." "YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE." "BENJAMIN, THIS IS HOW I GET WHEN I GET PUT TO THE TEST, OKAY?" "I PANIC." "HE'S GOT HIS CITIZENSHIP TEST." "CAN YOU DITCH IT, PLEASE?" "DITCH THE CAMERA." "JAVIER, YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT." "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "INVITING EVERYONE TO..." "TO MY SWEARING-IN CEREMONY." "DID YOU GET THE INVITATION?" "YES." "IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL." "OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE THERE." "OH, I EVEN BOUGHT A NEW SUIT." "AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PRADA, YOU KNOW?" "BUT I THINK IT'S A RIP-OFF, 'CAUSE THE LABEL SAYS "PRAPA."" "OKAY, LOOK. [ LAUGHS ]" "I ONLY HAVE PAPER MIDTERMS." "AND THEY'RE NOT DUE TILL NEXT WEEK, SO I'LL HELP YOU." "NO." "YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FATHER" "AND NURSE HIM BACK TO HEALTH." "NO, NO." "MY, UH, MY..." "WE'RE GONNA BE FINE." "OH." "THANK YOU, BENJAMIN." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "DOES HE KNOW A THING ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY?" "UM, YEAH." "I-I MEAN, I'M..." "[ MOANS ] OH, MY GOD." "I GOT THE PAIN AGAIN IN MY CHEST." "OH." "I THINK I GOT VANGINA." "[ Laughing ] OH, YOU HAVE WHAT?" "[ BELCHES, MOANS ]" "UH, OKAY." "SO I'VE LEARNED A FEW TRICKS OVER THE YEARS, YOU KNOW?" "A LITTLE, UH, P-RAM ZAP." "AND IT'S BACK." "THAT WAS OKAY." "DO ME A FAVOR." "DON'T CALL HER AN "IT."" "I'M SORRY." "I DON'T..." "THEY'RE NOT APPLIANCES." "NO." "I MEAN, IT'S AN INCREDIBLY ADVANCED MACHINE." "THEY HAVE SOULS." "I CAN SEE THAT." "YEAH." "I MEAN, ONE COULD EQUATE THE..." "THE WHOLE CYBER THING WITH..." "DON'T SAY "CYBER."" "NO?" "NO." "IT'S EMPTY." "IT DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE FLOW." "IT'S NOT JUST BITS AND BYTES OF RAW DATA" "FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE." "IT'S A MASS PSYCHE." "AN INTERCONNECTED CONSCIOUSNESS." "UH, YEAH." "I CAN SEE THAT." "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S SEE YOU OPEN UP THE FIRMWARE AND RESET THE BOARD." "YEAH, YEAH." "UH, NO PROBLEM." "MACS ARE LIKE GUYS." "BUDDIES." "BUT PCs, THEY'RE LIKE PRETTY GIRLS." "SEE, I DISAGREE." "I THINK MACS ARE MUCH SEXIER." "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN." "WHAT I MEANT IS THAT PCs AREN'T SO EASY TO GET TO KNOW." "AND 70% OF OUR PATIENTS ARE WINDOWS-BASED." "I'M FINE WITH THAT." "WHEN, UH, WHEN DO I START?" "MM. CONFIDENCE." "THAT'S GOOD." "YOU'LL NEED THAT FOR THE CHALLENGE." "THE WHAT?" "A SERIES OF TESTS." "MORE OF A TRIAL, ACTUALLY." "SOME CALL IT AN ORDEAL." "I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS A, UM, RITE OF PASSAGE." "A PURIFICATION." "I BELIEVE THAT TRUE MASTERY DEMANDS BLOOD." "ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT COMPUTERS?" "FRIDAY AFTERNOON, I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH YOUR PC PACES." "MANY APPLY, BUT FEW ARE TAKEN." "SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU WANG." "I WON'T WANG." "I'M NOT A..." "I'M NOT A WANGER." "UNTIL FRIDAY AFTERNOON." "THE THING ABOUT THESE PHILOSOPHY QUESTIONS," "YOU HAVE TO GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY." "[ LAUGHS ] LIKE WHAT?" "LIKE, "IS THERE ANY KNOWLEDGE IN THE WORLD SO CERTAIN" "THAT NO REASONABLE PERSON COULD DOUBT IT?"" "YES." "YES?" "LIKE WHAT?" "LIKE YOU SNORE." "I DO NOT SNORE." "YES, YOU DO." "[ Laughing ] NO, I DON'T." "[ Laughing ] YES, YOU DO." "I DO?" "I SNORE?" "HEY, SO WISH ME LUCK." "UH, YOU DON'T NEED LUCK ON YOUR FRENCH MIDTERM." "PHILOSOPHY." "OH." "WELL, THEN, GOOD LUCK." "WHAT..." "WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU?" "UM, IS THAT MOLLY'S?" "I'LL..." "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "HEY." "DO YOU WANT SOME BAKED BEANS AND TOAST?" "OH, NO, THANKS." "UM, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "I-I FOUND THIS I-IN OUR CLOSET." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "WOW." "KIND OF LOOKS LIKE CRYSTAL METH." "OH, MY BROTHER USED TO BE ADDICTED TO THIS STUFF" "WHILE I WAS LIVING WITH HIM, WHICH WAS FANTASTIC." "MOLLY, JUST SO YOU KNOW..." "I MEAN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU..." "I-I DO NOT CARE IF IT'S YOURS." "WELL, I KIND OF THOUGHT YOU WOULD CARE." "BUT NO, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT MINE, FELICITY." "I MEAN, I WOULDN'T TOUCH THE STUFF." "IT'S..." "IT'S HORRIBLE." "HEY!" "HEY." "I FOUND THIS IN THE TOP OF JULIE'S CLOSET." "YOU THINK THIS IS JULIE'S?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "WELL, YOU FOUND IT IN THE CLOSET." "IT COULD BE ANYBODY'S." "IT COULD'VE BEEN THERE FOR A YEAR FOR ALL WE KNOW." "THE ONLY THING I'M THINKING IS IT COULD EXPLAIN THE WAY SHE'S BEEN ACTING LATELY." "YEAH." "WE EVEN TALKED ABOUT THAT, REMEMBER?" "HOW SHE WOULD BE HAPPY ONE MINUTE AND THEN QUIET" "AND THEN BELLIGERENT THE NEXT." "YEAH." "MY BROTHER USED TO BE LIKE THAT WHEN HE WAS USING." "BUT THEY GET REALLY GOOD AT HIDING IT." "Sean:" "ALL RIGHT." "SO TELL US ABOUT THAT NEW JOB YOU GOT." "I AM WORKING AS A PHONE-SEX OPERATOR." "AND I AM PROVIDING WHAT I THINK IS AN IMPORTANT SERVICE." "I FULFILL FANTASIES FOR MEN ACROSS THE COUNTRY." "MM. SO YOU TURN THEM ON." "WELL, YEAH." "I MEAN, BUT I GET A BONUS IF I KEEP THEM ON LONGER." "SO IT'S NOT AS SIMPLE AS IT SOUNDS." "SO, DO YOU EVER GET TURNED ON?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "I MEAN DO YOU EVER GET, UH, YOU KNOW, EXCITED..." "PROVIDING THIS..." "THIS IMPORTANT SERVICE?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I MEAN, A LITTLE." "YEAH." "WHAT?" "I-I..." "NO." "I'M KIDDING, SEAN." "DO YOU GET TURNED ON?" "I'M JUST KIDDING." "DO YOU?" "COME ON." "NO." "YES, YOU DO." "OKAY." "CUT." "Elena:" "SO HOW WAS THE MIDTERM?" "HORRIBLE." "I COULDN'T FOCUS." "I KNOW." "I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT JULIE." "I KNOW." "WHAT ABOUT JULIE'S MOM?" "OH, GOD." "I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT THAT." "I KNOW." "WE LIED." "I MEAN, THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT WE DID." "INSTEAD OF PROTECTING HER, I THINK WE DID JUST THE OPPOSITE." "WAIT." "WAIT." "ARE YOU CALLING HER MOM?" "DO YOU NOT THINK I SHOULD?" "I THINK YOU SHOULD," "BUT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT THE DRUGS?" "NO, BUT I THINK..." "I THINK WE HAVE TO TELL HER THAT JULIE DROPPED OUT." "HI." "M-MRS." "EMRICK?" "IT'S FELICITY PORTER." "GOOD." "YEAH, THINGS ARE GOING WELL." "UM, I-I WAS JUST CURIOUS IF JULIE HAD CALLED YOU." "NO, I-I DON'T THINK SO." "I JUST, UM..." "WHEN WE TALKED BEFORE," "UH, I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE I'M..." "I'M PRETTY SURE JULIE WANTED TO TELL YOU HERSELF." "UM..." "JULIE DROPPED OUT." "SHE LEFT NEW YORK." "S-SHE TOOK A BUNCH OF HER STUFF AND, UM..." "NO, SHE..." "SHE DIDN'T SAY WHERE." "What?" "She's crying." "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "HEY." "THIS PLAYSTATION 2 THING IS A REAL PROBLEM." "I MIGHT NEVER LEAVE THE APARTMENT." "HOW DID, UH, HOW'D THE FRENCH EXAM GO?" "OH, PHILOSOPHY." "PHILOSOPHY." "HOW'D IT GO?" "UH, NOT GOOD." "OH, IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD." "I CALLED JULIE'S MOM." "OH." "SHE WAS REALLY SCARED." "I MEAN, HER VOICE WAS..." "ALL SHAKY AND..." "IT WAS JUST SCARY." "I GUESS, UH, JULIE HADN'T TOLD HER" "ABOUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WITH HER FATHER." "SO I DID." "WAS SHE ALL RIGHT?" "NO." "SHE, UM, GOT OFF THE PHONE" "AND, UH, TALKED TO HER HUSBAND." "AND WHEN SHE CALLED BACK, SHE WAS SO ANGRY." "SHE WAS REALLY MAD." "AND, UH..." "SHE ASKED ME HOW I COULD'VE LET HER DAUGHTER GO" "AND HOW I COULD BE LIVING WITH HER AND NOT NOTICE" "BABE, THAT..." "THERE WAS SUCH A PROBLEM, THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG." "THAT IS NOT FAIR." "WHY NOT?" "I MEAN, THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO HER I WAS HORRIBLE TO JULIE." "YOU WERE NOT HORRIBLE." "JULIE WAS ACTING NUTS." "AND I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HER." "INSTEAD I JUST MADE IT WORSE." "LOOK, THE ONLY REASON JULIE'S MOTHER IS SAYING ALL THAT STUFF." "IS 'CAUSE SHE'S UPSET AND YOU KNOW THAT." "JULIE IS GONE, OKAY?" "I WAS OBVIOUSLY TOO WRAPPED UP IN MY OWN LIFE TO REALIZE," "YOU KNOW, WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HER." "I KNOW." "BUT NONE OF US SAW THAT." "I MEAN, I WAITED FOUR DAYS BEFORE I EVEN CALLED HER MOM." "BUT SOME PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE CALLED THEM AT ALL." "YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT." "COME ON." "[ Voice breaking ] YOU JUST..." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I DO UNDERSTAND." "LISTEN TO ME." "WHAT HAPPENED WITH JULIE IS NOT YOUR FAULT." "IF I..." "IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING." "FROM WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY DAD, IT'S THAT, ALL RIGHT?" "WHAT HAPPENED IS NOT YOUR FAULT." "COME HERE." "[ SIREN WAILING ]" "Sean:" "NOEL?" "YEAH." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING RIGHT NOW?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WELL, I GOT, UH, I GOT THE CHALLENGE IN TWO DAYS." "THE CHALLENGE?" "YEAH." "THE PC OLYMPICS." "TRACY GOT A NEW LAPTOP, SO HE'S GONNA USE HIS OLD ONE" "TO, UH, TO TEST ME, YOU KNOW?" "SCREW UP THE OPERATING SYSTEM, SEE IF I CAN GET THE THING TO WORK AGAIN." "OKAY." "I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE FOR YOU." "ALL RIGHT." "LET THE WOOKIE WIN." "HA." "THAT'S FUNNY." "THAT'S A GOOD ONE." "WHERE YOU GOING?" "WHERE YOU GOING?" "CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU?" "I CAN FIX ANYTHING." "I'M HERCULES, GOD OF STRENGTH." "RIGHT." "JUST ADMIT THAT I GOT YOU, OKAY?" "THAT WORD PROCESSOR IS NEVER OPENING AGAIN." "[ CHIMES SOUND ]" "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" "OH, IT'S JUST A..." "IT'S A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED." "IT'S CALLED "BEING A GENIUS."" "[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY." "YOU'RE GOOD." "THE GEEK'S GONNA HIRE YOU." "YOU'RE IN." "MNH-MNH." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "THIS GUY, HE'S A..." "HE'S A REAL PEEN, ALL RIGHT?" "HE'S GONNA TEST ME HARD, SO I GOT TO KNOW THIS STUFF BACKWARDS." "I GOT YOU." "YEAH." "SO HERE." "SIT DOWN AND, UM..." "AND DO IT AGAIN." "JUST MAKE IT..." "MAKE IT A LITTLE HARDER THIS TIME, OKAY?" "RIGHT." "MAKE IT A LITTLE HARDER." "UH-HUH." "THIS IS NICE." "HEY." "PLEASE DON'T TOUCH MY PORSCHE." "I JUST GOT IT." "I'M JUST LOOKING, ALL RIGHT?" "IT'S NOT BAD FOR A..." "A NON-MAC." "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, ELENA JUST HAPPENS TO BE WRITING" "HER POLI MIDTERM ON THAT NON-MAC." "AND IF YOU LOSE THAT FILE, I GUARANTEE YOU" "SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO BOSTON." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "WHAT WAS THAT?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "IF YOU CAN FIX THIS, YOU'RE SUPERNERD." "MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU CAN FIX THIS, YOU'RE SUPER MEGANERD." "THANK YOU." "GIVE ME BACK MY GOOD ONE." "IT'S ALL YOURS." "[ MID-TEMPO MARCH PLAYS ]" "Sean:" "HIS I.N.S. TEST TWO DAYS AWAY," "JAVIER CLEMENTE QUINTATA HEADS TO THE LIBRARY." "WITH HIS MENTOR, BENJAMIN COVING..." "CAN YOU..." "CAN YOU DO THE NARRATION LATER, PLEASE?" "JUST PRETEND LIKE I'M NOT HERE, MAN." "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE." "YOU'RE NARRATING EVERYTHING WE DO." "THAT'S ONLY MY JOB." "GO AHEAD." "OKAY." "WHO WERE THE PILGRIMS?" "UH, PILGRIMS." "UM, THE..." "EARLIEST PERMANENT, UH," "BRITISH SETTLERS IN AMERICA." "THAT'S GREAT." "THERE YOU GO." "YOU'RE GONNA DO GOOD, MAN." "OH, LOOK AT THIS." "OH." "ISN'T THE AMERICAN FLAG BEAUTIFUL?" "ARE YOU PLANNING ON VOTING?" "YES." "WELL, YES." "BUT NOT IN THIS ELECTION, DARLING." "MY FRIEND HERE IS HELPING ME WITH MY CITIZENSHIP TEST." "BUT I WON'T BE REGISTERED IN TIME." "WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THE TEST." "HOPE YOU PASS IT." "OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" "I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!" "GOOD LUCK!" "GOOD LUCK." "WE GOT A LOT OF STUDYING TO DO." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "ARE YOU PLANNING ON VOTING?" "UH, NO." "LET'S GO." "WHAT DID YOU SAY, BEN?" "WHAT?" "NOTHING." "I JUST SAID I WASN'T GONNA VOTE." "Sean:" "IN AN IRONIC TWIST, JAVIER'S MENTOR," "UNPOLITICIZED HIMSELF..." "HEY, WILL YOU SHUT UP?" "IT'S NOT ABOUT ME." "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT..." "WAIT." "THIS IS YOUR FIRST NATIONAL ELECTION," "AND YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON VOTING?" "J-JAVIER..." "YOU..." "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A PRIVILEGE IT IS" "TO BE ABLE TO VOTE?" "JAVIER, MAN..." "OKAY, LOOK, POLITICIANS ARE SO FULL OF CRAP, ALL RIGHT?" "LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S GONNA BE PRESIDENT ANYWAY, OKAY?" "LET'S JUST GO." "LET'S GO TO THE LIBRARY." "YOU COMING?" "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS PINEAPPLE HEAD?" "I MEAN, YOU KNOW," "STUDYING AMERICAN HISTORY AND THEN NOT VOTING?" "IF HE DOES VOTE, HE SHOULD VOTE HYPOCRAT." "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]" "UH, FELICITY PORTER?" "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "UM..." "[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]" "[ SPEAKING HALTINGLY ]" "I'M SORRY." "I'M..." "I'M..." "I'M JUST NOT PREPARED." "MITCHELL CROWLEY." "YEAH." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] MM-HMM." "HEY." "HEY." "OH, GOD." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT." "AGAIN, THIS WEEK, THE DOCUMENTARY HAS NO HOOK." "UH-HUH." "JAVIER'S STORY IS REALLY SWEET AND EVERYTHING." "BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S COMPELLING ENOUGH..." "OH, GOD, YES." "OH!" "MMM!" "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE." "MMM!" "OKAY, I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND." "CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "OKAY." "OH, YEAH." "GO." "GO!" "HEY!" "HEY!" "SLIMY." "WEASEL." "HOW YA DOIN'?" "THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT, SEAN!" "[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]" "I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU DOING THIS ANYMORE." "EXCUSE ME?" "LISTEN TO ME." "AT FIRST I DIDN'T LIKE THIS." "BUT I TRIED TO BE MATURE ABOUT IT AND DEAL WITH IT." "BUT IT'S NOT WORKING, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY." "BECAUSE YOU'RE UPTIGHT?" "NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME." "WHAT?" "EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A CALL TO ONE OF THESE GUYS" "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE MINI FLING, OKAY?" "AND IT'S ENOUGH." "I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE." "I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, SEAN." "I'M NOT LIKE THE GIRLS YOU USED TO DATE." "I'M NOT LIKE CHLOE THE LIBRARIAN." "YEAH." "OBVIOUSLY." "SHE COULD READ." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "TALKING TO THESE GUYS IS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOU" "BECAUSE IT'S OVER REAL FAST AND I DO ALL THE WORK!" "GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CAREER!" "HEY." "HEY." "[ MID-TEMPO MARCH PLAYS ]" "Javier:" "WELL, YES." "I AM NERVOUS ABOUT TAKING THE TEST." "BUT I AM VERY..." "FEELING VERY CONFIDENT" "ABOUT MY CHANCES OF BECOMING A CIT..." "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]" "Sean:" "OH." "SORRY." "AH." "SORRY." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "BLUMBERG PROD..." "UH..." "WHAT?" "IT'S THIS DAMN PHONE-SEX COMPANY." "CALLING FOR MEGHAN AGAIN." "LET ME..." "LET ME TALK TO HIM." "NO." "JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE." "GIVE IT TO..." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "[ High-pitched voice ] HELLO, THIS IS AMBER." "YES." "OH." "I'M, UM, I'M A LUSCIOUS BLONDE." "UM, WITH A 44 TRIPLE "D."" "I THINK I USED TO BE ROOMMATES WITH THIS GUY." "YOU'RE KIDDING." "FRANCIS?" "CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS, PLEASE?" "WE'RE WASTING TIME." "LET'S GO." "WHOA." "EXCUSE US, MR. NON-VOTER." "ZIP IT." "ALL RIGHT." "WHEN DID THE, UH, CIVIL WAR BEGIN?" "WHEN DID THE CIVIL WAR BEGIN?" "WHAT CIVIL WAR?" "LET IT GO, CRANE." "NO." "I CAN GET THIS, ALL RIGHT?" "I'M CHANNELING KEVIN MITNICK." "THIS IS LIKE E.R., MAN." "EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP CPR" "AND LET THE PATIENT DIE." "JUST REFORMAT THE HARD DRIVE." "MNH-MNH." "TWO MIDTERMS DOWN, TWO TO GO." "HEY, BABY." "HEY, NOEL." "HEY." "HEY, HEY." "HEY." "AH." "I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT." "I THINK IT'S DEAD." "CHECKMATE, CRANE." "[ LAUGHS ] WHAT'S DEAD?" "MY CRAPPY OLD LAPTOP." "THE ONE I WAS USING?" "NO." "BABY, REMEMBER?" "Y-YOU PUT, UM..." "IT ALL IN HERE." "THIS WAS THE ONE YOU WERE USING." "NO, I DIDN'T TOUCH THAT ONE." "MY POLI SCI PAPER IS ON THAT ONE." "DID YOU BACK YOUR WORK UP?" "WOULD I BE FREAKING OUT LIKE THIS IF I HAD BACKED UP MY STUFF?" "YOU KNOW, Y-YOU REALLY SHOULD BACK ALL YOUR DATA UP." "IT TOOK ME A MONTH TO FINISH THAT PAPER," "AND IT WAS HARDER THAN ALL MY PRE-MED CLASSES," "AND IT'S DUE TOMORROW..." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?" "YEAH." "I HAVE AN IDEA." "HEY, ELENA." "CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?" "YOU GUYS BETTER GET MY PAPER." "OKAY." "NOW, YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE TO GET..." "YOU KNOW..." "NICE." "WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE." "BUT FELICITY HAS BEEN IN HER ROOM FOR HOURS." "SHE'S JUST SITTING ON HER BED," "STARING OFF INTO SPACE LIKE A STUFFED ANIMAL." "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH HER?" "IT'S JULIE'S MOM." "SHE MADE HER FEEL LIKE JULIE'S LEAVING WAS HER FAULT." "WHAT?" "YEAH." "I-I THINK WE JUST NEED TO GET HER OUT OF THIS HOUSE." "YEAH, BUT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL NOEL SAVES MY PAPER." "HEY." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "UM, WE'RE GOING OUT." "OH." "HAVE FUN." "OH, NO." "UH, WE'RE GOING OUT WITH YOU TO HAVE FUN." "YEAH." "YOU GOT TO STOP MOPING AROUND THE HOUSE." "IT'S IRRITATING." "MEGHAN'S RIGHT, AND I NEVER SAY, "MEGHAN'S RIGHT."" "MAYBE I SHOULD GO OUT." "GOOD." "WAIT." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "WHEN YOU WERE LEON, WHAT'S THE MOST OUT-THERE CLUB YOU WENT TO?" "MEGHAN, I'M BUSY." "THIS IS IMPORTANT." "THE PLACES I WENT THIS SUMMER ARE TOO OUT-THERE, EVEN FOR YOU." "TELL ME WHERE YOU PARTIED." "YOU CAN'T HANDLE WHERE I PARTIED." "YOU'RE WORTHLESS." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "HEY." "YEAH?" "WE NEED A PARTY RIGHT NOW." "WELL, THERE'S A RAGER DOWN AT THE BETA THETA XI HOUSE TONIGHT." "YEAH." "OKAY." "YOU NEED A DATE?" "NOT A CHANCE." "OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO A..." "A FRAT PARTY." "YES." "OF COURSE." "I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED." "WHAT THE HELL ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "THE ONLY REASON I TOOK HER TO THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE" "WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE JULIE THING." "AND THEN, ON OUR WAY THERE, SHE PLOPPED DOWN ON THE STEPS THAT WE PASSED." "AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY."" "I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER SO DEPRESSED." "Sean:" "MM." "THAT'S NOT TRUE." "I'VE SEEN HER MORE DEPRESSED." "BUT THE THING IS, I JUST..." "I-I LOOKED AT HER," "AND I GO, "LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THIS PARTY." ""GET YOUR ASS TO THE PARTY." ""YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME" "OR I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY YOUR DIRTY, LITTLE SECRETS."" "WHOA." "WHAT DIRTY, LITTLE SECRETS?" "SHE WENT TO THE PARTY." "I CAN'T TELL YOU." "HEY." "YOU GUYS, WHAT TIME IS IT?" "I HAVE A PHONE-SEX SHIFT AT MIDNIGHT." "OH, YOU'VE GOT AN HOUR." "YOU'RE FINE." "OKAY." "WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN IT'S 12:00." "OKAY." "EW." "THERE'S NOTHING LIKE STICKY FLOORS AND THE SMELL OF PUKE." "MY GOD." "IS IT RUSH WEEK OR SOMETHING?" "IT'S NOT EVEN THE WEEKEND." "LADIES." "JELLO SHOTS." "YEAH?" "THANKS." "OKAY, THESE THINGS WILL KICK YOUR ASS." "CHEERS." "CHEERS." "YOU'RE EATING YOURS." "EAT IT." "EAT IT." "THEY'RE ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD." "THEY'RE GOOD." "THEY'RE BIG." "[ COMPUTER BEEPS ] DAMN!" "THIS IS BAD." "YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT THIS IS BAD." "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT MY PAPER," "MY LIFE'S WORK, HAS BEEN ERASED." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THE GUY..." "NO." "WAIT." "THERE'S A GUY?" "I CAN'T." "SORT OF." "YES." "AND YOU DIDN'T CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY?" "LOOK, HE'S SUPPOSED TO HIRE ME FOR A JOB THAT INVOLVES FIXING" "THESE EXACT SAME PROBLEMS, OKAY?" "HOW WOULD IT LOOK IF I CALLED..." "I DON'T CARE HOW IT LOOKS." "CALL THE GUY." "IT'S SUICIDE IF I DO THAT." "IT'S MURDER IF YOU DON'T." "UM, I'LL CALL THE GUY, OKAY?" "I'LL CALL THE GUY." "[ CROWD SHOUTING ]" "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "WE NEED SOME NEW VICTIMS." "YOU GUYS UP FOR A GAME?" "N. WHAT'S THE DEAL?" "STRIP PING-PONG." "YOU LOSE A POINT, YOU LOSE A PIECE OF CLOTHING." "WE'RE UNDEFEATED SO FAR." "YEAH." "NO, THANKS." "LET ME EXPLAIN ONE THING TO YOU." "WE DON'T..." "WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY." "WE ARE GONNA KICK YOUR LITTLE GREEK ASSES." "[ LAUGHS ] BRING IT ON, GIRLS." "UH, I MEAN..." "YEAH, YOU TWO CAN PLAY." "I'M NOT..." "OH, NO." "NO." "I'M GOING TO THE LOO." "YOU CAN PLAY." "I'M REALLY GOOD AT THIS." "NO, NO, NO." "YOU GUYS..." "DON'T WORRY." "COME ON." "THAT'S NOT, UH, AS REASSURING." "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "DON'T GO." "SHUT UP!" "DON'T PUSS OUT ON ME." "COME ON." "ALL RIGHT." "NO, IT'S, UH, IT'S RIGHT THERE." "SO, YOU KNOW, THANKS FOR COMING OVER SO LATE." "I KNOW IT'S..." "YOU KNOW." "YOU WANGED." "NO." "NO, NO, NO." "IT'S..." "IT'S NOT MY FAULT." "I MEAN, HE DID SOMETHING TO THE COMPUTER THAT..." "HEY." "YEAH, I WANGED." "CAN YOU FIX IT?" "SAVE THE ATTITUDE FOR YOUR BLENDER, HONEY." "EXCUSE ME?" "OKAY." "BABY." "BABY." "BABY, LET'S REMEMBER THAT HE'S HERE TO HELP, OKAY?" "I HAVE FEW BUT CRUCIAL REQUIREMENTS." "SODA." "JOLT WOULD BE IDEAL." "COKE OR PEPSI WILL DO." "HO HOS." "DING DONGS." "YO YOS." "ANYTHING IN THAT FAMILY." "AND DORITOS." "IF YOU HAVE ANY." "WE DON'T." "GET SOME." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'LL GET THE DORITOS." "YOU GOT THE...?" "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "AAH!" "YEAH!" "[ MOANS ]" "WE RULE!" "AND YOU DROOL." "TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS." "YES!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHOA." "HEY." "OH!" "YES." "MORE?" "WE'LL TAKE THESE TWO." "YES." "OH, MY GOD." "FOR THE..." "FOR THE SOON-TO-BE CHAMPIONS." "WHY DOES YOUR VOICE SOUND SO..." "FAMILIAR?" "WALK AWAY FROM ME." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED?" "'CAUSE WE'RE SO GOOD." "'CAUSE WE RULE THE SCHOOL." "[ LAUGHS ]" "UM, IT'S..." "IT'S..." "IT'S..." "OH, MY GOD!" "MY PHONE SEX!" "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME, DAMN IT." "YOU'RE..." "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO AND DO YOUR THING." "HERE." "YOU TAKE OVER FOR ME." "NO." "I CAN'T." "COME ON." "THIS IS SO MUCH FUN." "WE ARE DOING SO GOOD." "THERE'S A GUY." "HE'S OVER THERE." "AND HE'S READING MY PALM, AND HE'S SO GOOD." "BUT WE'RE DOING SO GOOD." "AND I HAVE TO GO BACK AND LET HIM FINISH." "YOU HAVE TO STAY." "AND I'M ALLERGIC TO THESE BALLS." "OH." "I HAVE TO GO." "OKAY." "BYE." "BYE!" "[ CROWD SHOUTING ]" "UM..." "OKAY." "UH, WHO'S GOOD?" "YOU READY?" "HOW MANY STATES BROKE AWAY FROM THE UNION," "STARTING THE CIVIL WAR?" "OKAY." "LET ME SEE." "I KNOW THIS." "I KNOW THIS." "I KNOW THIS." "UM, I SHOULD KNOW THIS." "IT'S, UM, UM..." "EIGHT." "NO, IT'S NOT EIGHT." "NO, IT'S NOT EIGHT." "IT'S, UM..." "IT'S, UM..." "IT'S, UM..." "IT'S 10." "NO, IT'S NOT 10." "IT'S 11." "JAVIER, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS SO MANY TIMES." "OH, I'M GOING TO FAIL!" "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "THE CEREMONY IS TOMORROW." "NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO SEE..." "SEE WHAT A, YOU KNOW," "WHAT A NON-AMERICAN I AM." "THIS IS SO HUMILIATING." "Sean:" "COME ON." "HELP HIM." "DO SOMETHING." "COME ON." "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON, JAVIER." "WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?" "SO YOU DON'T BECOME A CITIZEN, ALL RIGHT?" "I MEAN, IT'S JUST A CARD." "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET DEPORTED OR ANYTHING." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB OR ANYTHING." "IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "OKAY." "HOLD ON." "DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY TO YOU." "YOU ARE ONE SPOILED LITTLE MAN." "THIS IS NOT ABOUT A CARD, BENJAMIN, OKAY?" "THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT BEING A PART [ MID-TEMPO MARCH PLAYS ]" "OF THE GREATEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD." "THE AMERICAN FAMILY." "THE AMERICAN DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM," "WHICH YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED WITH YOUR LACK OF VOTING," "EXISTS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE ME." "PEOPLE WHO CARE." "PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE A PART OF THE PROCESS." "AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT OR CAN'T..." "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TAKING THIS TEST" "INSTEAD OF ME." "[ PAPER CRINKLES, MARCH ENDS ]" "I'M GOING TO BE IN THE BATHROOM, AND I WANT TO BE ALONE, OKAY?" "WOW, MAN." "[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH." "WOW." "I COULD SELL THAT AS A P.S.A." "[ CROWD SHOUTING ]" "[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]" "[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]" "Crowd: [ Chanting ] STRIP!" "STRIP!" "STRIP!" "STRIP!" "MMM." "YEAH, BABY. [ CHUCKLES ]" "YEAH, YOU CAN PUT THE CUSTARD ANYWHERE YOU WANT." "[ SIGHS ] MM-HMM!" "MM-HMM." "YEAH, BABY." "HEY." "I'M ON THE PHONE HERE." "UH, WE KICKED YOUR FRIEND'S BUTT." "AND IT WAS A CUTE BUTT, TOO." "SHE LOST?" "YEAH." "HEY, YOU LEFT PRETTY EARLY." "I WANTED TO GET YOUR NUMBER." "HOLD ON ONE SECOND, BABY." "LISTEN, UH, SCOOTER, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "MY NAKED FRIEND AND I HAVE BOYFRIENDS." "OH." "OKAY." "SOMEONE SHOULD TELL RANDY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "WHO'S RANDY?" "THE GUY YOUR NAKED FRIEND RAN OFF WITH." "SHE LEFT?" "WHERE'D SHE GO?" "I DON'T KNOW." "SHE DOESN'T DRINK A LOT, DOES SHE?" "HEY, COME ON." "I JUST..." "WAIT." "HELLO?" "YOU WANT TO DO WHAT TO ME?" "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "SEAN." "GOOD MORNING." "I REALLY SCREWED UP." "LOOK, YOU ARE AN ENTREPRENEUR, OKAY?" "AND IF THAT'S THE JOB THAT YOU WANT..." "NO, NO, NO." "I'LL QUIT." "I'LL QUIT." "I DON'T CARE." "YOU'RE NOT QUITTING FOR ME." "I'M NOT..." "WHAT..." "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?" "NOTHING." "I-I FELL DOWN STAIRS." "I WAS DRUNK." "IT'S TERRIBLE!" "IT'S NOTHING." "NO, IT'S NOT..." "SEAN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?" "YES." "I LOST FELICITY." "Oh, my God." "[ SNORING ]" "[ KEYS CLICKING, COMPUTER BEEPING ]" "I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT." "BABY, PLEASE GIVE THE MAN SOME ROOM." "COME ON." "BE STRONG." "FIGHT." "YOU CAN DO THIS." "I KNOW YOU CAN, HONEY." "IT'S GONE?" "I'M AFRAID WE HAVE TO ZZ TOP." "NO!" "UH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "IT MEANS THAT EVERYTHING ON HER BRAIN" "WILL BE WIPED OUT FOREVER." "SHE'LL REVERT TO PLAIN VANILLA." "OH, MY GOD." "THERE'S NO OTHER WAY?" "I CAN WAKE HER UP." "SHE WON'T BE THE SAME LITTLE ONE YOU KNEW AND LOVED." "BUT SHE'LL REINSTALL." "AND IN TIME..." "YOU'LL GROW TO LOVE HER AGAIN." "OH, MY GOD." "I'M GONNA GET MY FIRST "F."" "IT'S NOT EASY ON ME, EITHER, ALL RIGHT?" "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS." "WAIT." "UH, I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING." "IT'S NO USE, MAN." "LET HER GO." "MOVE." "OH, NO." "YOU'RE REINSTALLING THE IO.SYS FILE." "OH, MY GOD." "IT WAS MISSING FROM THE CONFIG.SYS." "THAT'S SO DAMN SIMPLE." "WAIT A MINUTE." "DOES THIS MEAN I CAN GET MY PAPER BACK?" "UH..." "UH, IT..." "I JUST FIXED IT FOR YOU." "[ LAUGHS ]" "YES." "[ LAUGHS ] NOEL!" "WAIT." "LET ME SAVE IT." "OH, MY GOD." "YES." "BACK IT UP." "YOU THOUGHT HE WASN'T GOOD." "YOU WERE GONNA GIVE HIM THE MIND MELD." "BUT YOU CAN'T." "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?" "'CAUSE HE'S GOOD." "HE'S GOOD!" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "I LOST TOUCH WITH THE FLOW." "NO, IT'S..." "IT'S, UH..." "IT'S OKAY." "YOU KNOW, I MEAN, EVERYONE HAS OFF DAYS." "SOMETIMES IT'S THE..." "IT'S THE MOST OBVIOUS SOLUTION" "THAT, UH, THAT WE TEND TO FORGET ABOUT." "NO." "I WAS COCKY." "ARROGANT." "BUT YOU HAD IT." "THE FLOW WAS WITH YOU." "I'D BE PROUD TO HAVE YOU ON THE TEAM." "I DON'T DO THAT." "THAT..." "THAT HAND SIGNAL." "I DON'T..." "I DON'T..." "OH." "OKAY." "YEAH." "THAT'S COOL." "[ INTRODUCTION TO JO DAVIDSON'S "ALONE IN MY ROOM" PLAYS ]" "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪ WHEN TIMES ARE THE WORST" "♪ YOU SEE WHO YOU'VE GOT" "♪ YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL" "♪ AND YOU FIND OUT WHAT IS NOT ♪" "♪ I THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING." "Elena:" "HEY." "HEY." "IS FELICITY HERE?" "NO." "UM, SHE'S NOT AT THE LOFT?" "NO." "WE WERE JUST THERE." "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?" "NOTHING." "I WAS DRUNK." "I FELL." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "FELICITY GOT DRUNK AND DISAPPEARED." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FELICITY DISAPPEARED?" "I'M SURE SHE'S JUST SLEEPING IT OFF SOMEWHERE, OKAY?" "[ DOOR OPENS ] HEY." "GUYS, I'M HERE." "HEY." "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "UM..." "I DON'T KNOW." "DID YOU HAVE FUN?" "UM..." "GOD." "I NEVER SHOULD'VE LEFT HER ALONE." "HEY, YOU KNOW, IF, UH, JULIE'S LEAVING WASN'T MY FAULT," "THEN THIS DEFINITELY WASN'T YOURS." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "HEY." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "OH, NOT REALLY." "I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP." "IT'S A BINDI." "THIS ONE IS A BLESSING" "TO HELP ALL OF THE NEGATIVE THINGS GO AWAY." "IT'S A PRAYER FOR SELF-ACCEPTANCE." "WE ARE WHO WE ARE, AND IT'S WONDERFUL." "THAT SHOULD HELP YOU OUT." "I WOKE UP IN SOME GUY'S BED THIS MORNING." "OH." "OKAY." "DID ANYTHING HAPPEN?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I MUST'VE BLACKED OUT OR SOMETHING." "I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA TELL BEN." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]" "IT MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TIME" "FOR THE BINDI TO WORK ITS MAGIC." "IT'S JULIE." "WHAT?" "HERE YOU GO." "HELLO?" "OH, MY GOD." "JULIE, ARE YOU OKAY?" "BUT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?" "EVERYTHING'S OKAY?" "GOD." "WE'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU." "I THINK YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR PARENTS." "She already called them." "JULIE, IT'S SO GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE." "YEAH, I'M OKAY." "I'M OKAY." "[ BELL CHIMES, DOORS OPEN ]" "MY STOMACH IS LIKE A TRACTOR PULL." "I KNOW." "YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS." "JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH." "I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS." "I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS." "YOU'RE GONNA DO FINE." "37?" "Sean:" "BEN, DO IT NOW." "DO WHAT NOW?" "SHOW HIM." "SHOW HIM WHAT?" "[ CHUCKLES ] "SHOW HIM WHAT?" COME ON." "IT'LL BE GREAT." "SHOW HIM RIGHT NOW." "JAVIER." "BECAUSE OF ALL YOUR, UH, BITCHING ABOUT PRIVILEGE." "WHAT IS IT?" "IT IS A VOTER'S..." "UH, YOU INSPIRED ME WITH YOUR STUPID SPEECH." "YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE?" "!" "YEAH." "OW!" "OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" "[ LAUGHS ] HEY. [ LAUGHS ]" "YOU DON'T GOT TO HUG ME." "OH, THAT WAY YOU'RE GONNA BE A PART OF HISTORY NOW." "THAT'S FANTASTIC." "YEAH." "IT IS." "OH, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED" "TO..." "TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE ME FEEL CONFIDENT." "GOOD." "WELL, I'M GLAD." "JAVIER QUINTATA." "HERE WE GO." "WHAT ARE THE 49th AND 50th STATES OF THE UNION?" "ALASKA AND HAWAII." "OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]" "UH, THIS, UH, NEXT QUESTION IS ON THE CIVIL WAR." "IN WHAT YEAR DID THE CIVIL WAR BEGIN?" "[ MID-TEMPO MARCH PLAYS ]" "1861." ""..." "THAT I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION." "AND LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."" "All:" "THAT I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION." "AND LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." ""..." "AGAINST ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC."" "AGAINST ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC." ""..." "THAT I WILL BEAR TRUE FAITH AND ALLEGIANCE TO THE SAME."" "THAT I WILL BEAR TRUE FAITH AND ALLEGIANCE TO THE SAME." ""..." "THAT I WILL BEAR ARMS ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED STATES." "WHEN REQUIRED BY LAW."" "THAT I WILL BEAR ARMS..." "HEY." "HEY." "YOU OKAY?" "YOU ALMOST MISSED IT." "YEAH, YEAH." "I MEAN ACTUALLY, NO." "WE HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK." "YEAH." "I HEARD YOU GUYS WENT OUT." "YEAH." "AND, UH, AND JULIE CALLED?" "YEAH." "YEAH?" "DID YOU ASK HER?" "ABOUT WHAT?" "ABOUT THE DRUGS." "OH, YEAH." "SHE, UH, SAID THEY WEREN'T HERS." "SO, UH, I GUESS THEY WERE JUST IN THE CLOSET." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "THAT'S GOOD." "DO YOU, UH, YOU FEEL BETTER?" "YEAH." "YEAH, I DO." "YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "I'M JUST..." "YOU KNOW." "YEAH." "Man: "..." "SO HELP ME GOD."" "All:" "SO HELP ME GOD." "CONGRATULATIONS." "[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ MUSIC ENDS ]"