"IRV:" "For many years now this sliver of dust-covered rock has served as a haven for the hope-filled, hormone-driven youth of our town." "You won't find it on any map, but everyone knows exactly where it is." "We call it The Point." "Give me a second." "Oh, God." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "It's okay." "It's just my elbow's a little pointy." "Yeah, only when it's hitting my jaw." "Ha, ha." "That better?" "Yeah." "I was feeling a little woolly in that thing." "Okay." "hold up." "Sorry." "hold on." "Ahem." "What?" "What happened?" "No, nothing." "It's just, um, that was new." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Did I--?" "Did I freak you out?" "No, no, don't apologize." "I just need to regroup here for a second." "I'm just not really used to that." "Oh." "basically." "Ahem." "Okay." "Oh, you mean you never...?" "No, no." "Did you think I had?" "well, uh, yeah, I mean, you know you always seem, Iike, so comfortable and together with yourself, and I just" "I assumed you and colin had" "No, we never had." "But that's very nice." "That's a big compliment, seeing as that's not how I feel." "could've fooled me." "Hey, um, listen, I hope you know that, you know I would never have done that if I knew." "I know." "And I'm not gonna be like this forever." "That's fine." "That's fine." "I mean, when you're ready, I'm ready." "And you know what?" "If you're never ready, you know, that's cool with me." "I don't care." "That's not why I'm into you." "It's my winning personality, isn't it?" "Oh, you know, that and the free SkittIes." "[CHUCKLES]" "IRV:" "On this uncharted piece of rock many of Everwood's young people first discovered their capacity for passion and sometimes for love." "For them the view from The Point will be forever etched in their hearts and minds a reminder of one special moment when everything changed." "DELIA:" "Is it a person?" "LINDA:" "Nope." "It has to be." "There's nothing left." "Is it a plant?" "A plant is a thing." "LINDA:" "well, not exactly." "plants are alive, and things are inanimate objects." "Oh." "well, then is it a plant?" "No." "well, we're here." "To be continued, kiddo." "I'm just gonna walk Linda to her front door." "Good night, della." "DELIA:" "Night." "Oh, wait, wait, wait." "Are cartoon characters inanimated objects?" "You're getting warmer." "AND Y:" "And so begins the great thaw of 2004." "I think she's actually starting not to hate me." "AND Y:" "Are you kidding?" "She gave you some of her curly fries." "She's crazy about you." "Ha, ha." "AND Y:" "Which is why...." "Which is why what?" "Which is why I don't think she would mind or anyone would mind for that matter, I know that I certainly wouldn't mind...." "You're doing that thing where you actually don't finish your thoughts out loud." "I want you to sleep over at my house this Saturday night." "Wow, that's a big step." "I know." "That's what I liked about it." "well, what do the kids think?" "I'm sure they'II be fine with it." "Yeah, why don't you get back to me after you've had that conversation?" "You know, I have this picture in my head that just won't go away." "I see you and I." "We're sitting at the breakfast table in our p.j.'s sipping coffee, reading the Sunday paper." "Nice picture." "Then let's give it a try." "I'm tired of waiting." "DELIA:" "Is it Nemo?" "You know it kind of defeats the purpose if you highlight the whole book, right?" "Ahem." "Did your underage boyfriend finish my FudgsicIes?" "I took one." "Does he not understand the concept of labels?" "The Post-it clearly said "Carrie" right on the box." "well, why don't you ask him directly, as he's sitting right next to me?" "He touches another one of my fudgy pops, I'm calling child Services." "Wow." "Can't believe I was once mad at you for not introducing me to your friends." "Oh, she's not my friend, she's my roommate." "Are you stuck with her, or can you switch roommates like majors?" "Good news is she's going to Boise this weekend to visit her boyfriend." "Which means he's either fictional or crazy." "But who cares?" "I'm just happy we have the place to ourselves for once." "We?" "MADISON:" "Yeah, if you wanna come over." "It would be nice to hang out without somebody walking in every five minutes." "Yeah." "Yeah." "MADISON:" "She leaves after 5." "You can come by after." "EPHRAM:" "Okay." "hopefully I'II be done with my paper by then." "AMY:" "I didn't really know what to think." "Did you want to?" "I didn't not want to." "It's just, I didn't see it as a possibility." "In my mind it was never really on the menu." "And now it is?" "Yeah, bigtime." "well, go for it." "Why not?" "He's great, and you Iike him, right?" "Yeah." "I Iike him a Iot." "And he probably knows what he's doing." "Laynie." "So just out of curiosity, what is it exactly I'm supposed to do?" "You don't have to worry about that part." "You can just sort of Iie there at first." "Gee, it sounds so romantic when you put it that way." "It's not gonna be romantic." "It might be, and it could be, but if you build it up in your mind as this thing that's gonna change your life you're just gonna be disappointed, trust me." "The lower your expectations are, the better." "Maybe I'm not ready to do this after all." "That's fine." "Don't wait too long and end up like rachel Hofer's sister." "What happened to rachel Hofer's sister?" "Twenty-nine years old." "Never did it." "Now she's petrified that she's gonna die a virgin." "It's really sad." "God." "EDNA:" "hello, girls." "How's the studying going?" "Oh, it's going great, Grandma." "That's awesome." "I don't know, all she said was:" ""My roommate's going to Boise for the weekend."" "I know, that's awesome." "Your girlfriend told you that you have her place to yourself for the whole weekend." "whole place, whole weekend." "Major invitation to the big leagues." "No, we haven't even talked about sex yet." "Dude, come on." "I mean, don't you get it?" "She is signaling the pitch." "please don't use sports metaphors now." "I need to understand what you're saying." "Women do not speak english." "They speak in code." "You have to translate everything." "Madison's not just gonna say:" ""Why don't you come over Friday and do me?"" "For many reasons." "Right, so she's gonna speak in code, right?" "When a girl says, "Do you Iike my sweater?" what she really means is:" ""tell me how good I Iook."" "When Madison says you get to spend some "uninterrupted" time together what she means is you wanna stop by the drugstore on the way." "She did say come as soon as her roommate leaves." "hello." "Does the little lassie need to hit you over the head with a heavy object?" "She's aching for some Brown loving." "Dish it up and serve it hot, my friend." "What should I do to prepare?" "I don't know." "Uh, is there something--?" "special ritual Jewish kids do or do you just kind of thank God and pray you don't screw up, Iike us?" "AND Y:" "Amy." "Sorry, but your grandmother's already gone for the day." "Yeah, I know." "You okay?" "Um, do you have a minute?" "So I know this is weird." "And believe me, if there was anybody else that I couId talk to, I would." "But seeing as there isn't, uh I was hoping that maybe we could just pretend that we were fine." "I can do that." "I need to go on the pill." "Birth control?" "Yeah." "So, what do I need to do?" "blood tests or--?" "Let's slow down for a second and let me catch up here, okay?" "Are you, uh...?" "Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?" "well, what do you mean exactly?" "I mean, yeah, I'm in a relationship but, I mean, we haven't had" "It hasn't happened yet." "Oh." "Okay, well, good." "This is good." "So this is simply a precautionary measure." "Yeah." "And you're just thinking about having sex." "well, obviously, or I wouldn't be here right now." "[CHUCKLES]" "Look, if this is too weird because of the family connections" "I'm a doctor." "Doctors don't get weird." "Laynie told me about planned Parenthood." "I was just hoping I wouldn't have to go." "You don't have to." "I'm happy to help, I just...." "I want to make sure that you've thought this decision through carefully." "well, um I Iooked up all the possibilities on the Net, NorpIant and all of that." "The pill just seemed like the right choice." "I'm talking about the decision to have sex." "Have you talked to anybody about it?" "Anyone other than Laynie?" "well, who would I talk to?" "I know you're having some problems with your family but I'm sure your father would help you." "No offense, but even if I wasn't in a massive fight with my dad I still wouldn't talk to him about it, or my mom." "I think these things are private." "well, what about your grandmother?" "I mean, there's a Iot of compassion underneath all that khaki." "I came here when I knew she wouldn't be here." "Does that answer your question?" "Look, I'm 1 6, I'm thinking about having sex and I wanna be safe if or when I decide to do it." "Is that so wrong?" "No." "No, it's not." "You realize that the pill doesn't protect you against any STDs?" "I know." "I have condoms." "Look, Amy, I'm sure I'm the Iast person on Earth you want advice from right now, but I'm gonna give you a little." "Don't be afraid to make sure that everything is right." "You're never gonna get this moment back." "well, I appreciate what you're saying, Dr. Brown but I had the right person in my Iife." "unfortunately, we ran out of time." "I'm just being realistic." "So will you write the prescription?" "I'II have to take a medical history, get blood and urine samples and, uh, if it all checks out, yes, I'II write the prescription." "Thank you." "EPHRAM:" "Hi." "Bye." "Wait, a second." "I need to talk to you and your sister." "della!" "Bright's having this aII-night poker game with some of the guys." "I'm gonna spend the night." "Is that cool?" "Uh, sure." "Great." "What happened?" "Nothing happened." "Just a family meeting." "What did you do?" "AND Y:" "No one did anything." "Sit down." "There's something I wanna discuss with the two of you." "Are we supposed to guess?" "Okay." "As you know, Linda Abbott and I have been seeing each other rather regularly." "Not on any formal basis but, uh, with a general and healthy evolution towards a relationship which is a loaded term in and of itself." "Dad, you're not addressing the Senate." "Right." "well, the point is, we've been dating for a while and we really like each other a Iot, and I thought it wouId be nice if after she came over for dinner on Saturday night, that she could well stay." "Forever?" "AND Y:" "No, no, no." "Just for the night." "You know, Iike a sleepover." "Just a sleepover." "I wanna make sure that you two are okay with that." "Not that there's any reason not to be okay with it, I mean...." "I mean, it's no big deal." "The whole point is for it not to be a big deal." "I want Linda to be comfortable coming here from time to time and you two having her here." "EPHRAM:" "Yeah, no, I mean, sure." "That's, uh, fine with me." "Anyway, I gotta go." "I'II, uh, see you guys tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "Poker game." "Work with me, Dad." "Oh, right." "Have fun." "So how about you?" "What would happen when she's here?" "would I have to do anything?" "No, not if you didn't want to." "If would be just like any other night except we'd be baking those cookies that you've been wanting to make so much." "And?" "Watching The Princess Diaries." "I'm still listening." "And, uh, cutting up double Stuf Oreos to make quadruple Stuf Oreos?" "I guess it'd be okay with me." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Dr. Brown's office." "Lab results?" "Okay, just a sec, Iet me get the file." "What's the name on it?" "What do you mean, you didn't get a name?" "AII right." "Just give me the number he gave you and I'II find the file myself." "Okay, and the panel?" "Okay, got it." "Thanks." "What the hell?" "TOMMY:" "What are you doing Saturday night?" "I think I'm going out for dinner with orlando bloom." "Oh, no, wait, that's Friday." "I'm just kidding." "Why, what's up?" "Chris bradley is having this cool party at his parents' ski chalet." "And I don't know, it's gonna be huge." "Thought it might be fun." "No, that sounds great." "actually, it sounds kind of perfect." "Perfect how?" "well, it's a beautiful ski chalet, all snowy and fancy." "Sounds like it could be kind of romantic, doesn't it?" "Um, yeah, yeah, I guess." "Yeah." "well, I was thinking that it might be the perfect place to, you know...." "seriously?" "Why not?" "It's better than doing it at The Point." "Yeah." "Um...." "Yeah, it is, I just-- I mean, when did this happen?" "well, I've been thinking about it, and I think I'm ready to take the next step." "Stop looking so shocked because it's freaking me out." "I'm sorry, I just" " I'm a IittIe-- I'm a little taken aback here." "You know, um, the other night you were" "Took me by surprise." "But after careful consideration and visiting a doctor, I" "You went to a doctor?" "well, yeah, if we're gonna do this thing, I wanna be prepared." "I thought you'd be happy." "Ha, ha." "I am." "I'm totally happy." "I just...." "I don't want you to be doing this for any reason other than that you want to." "You know what I mean?" "I do want to." "would it make you feel horrible if I told you that part of me just kind of wants to get it over with?" "Oh." "I mean, it wouldn't make me feel great, you know?" "AMY:" "You see, um none of this is really happening the way I thought it wouId." "For as long as I can remember, I thought it wouId be colin." "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings." "No." "I'm sorry." "I totally missed it before." "And you know what?" "You're awesome." "You don't need to do this if you don't want to." "What time should I pick you up Saturday?" "[BOTH CHUCKLING]" "EDNA:" "This better be some kind of bad joke." "Where did you find this?" "On your desk." "The lab called with her blood work." "Are you out of your mind?" "What were you thinking putting my granddaughter on birth control pills?" "She's 1 6, for crying out loud." "I know how old she is." "EDNA:" "Is she having sex?" "You must have asked her as part of the physical which, by the way, I don't recall." "Did you schedule when I'd be out?" "That's confidential." "I am her grandmother and her guardian." "She's living under my roof." "That may well be, but in this office, you are her nurse." "That's all." "Like hell." "I'm sorry, Edna, but there's nothing more that I can tell you." "If Amy chooses to discuss the matter with you" "She's not gonna discuss it with me." "I don't even wanna know about it now." "But when I tell Junior" "You do and you're fired." "You can't expect me to keep this from him." "Look, I know this is difficult." "As a father, I feel for him, I do." "But we have obligations in this office." "Did you know she was on--?" "Yes." "And there are no known connections between zoloft and OCPs." "That's not the point." "The fact that she's even on drugs proves she's not equipped to make this decision right now." "The girl isn't entirely stable." "well, she had the good sense to come in and ask for help." "The fact of the matter is, if I didn't write that prescription someone else would have." "Oh, don't give me crap and call it ice cream." "How would you feel if Ephram was running around buying condoms behind your back and not telling you about it?" "well, fortunately, Ephram's not having sex yet." "I'm sure that when the time" "How do you know he's not?" "Because I just do." "Uh-huh." "Good luck with that." "[KNOCKING]" "Hi." "I couldn't decide if we should order pizza or Chinese, so I called both." "But 5 bucks says the kung pao gets here first." "although the pizza guy has a pretty souped-up Camaro." "You look nice." "So do you." "So the good news is that I blew my Music Theory paper and the better news is that I now have a makeup essay to write." "well, I think I might know what will make you feel better." "Hang on a sec." "Was that--?" "Was that bad?" "I'm just sitting on a book." "What's with the mashing?" "I'm just nervous." "I don't wanna mess this up." "Mess what up?" "well, you know." "I've never been here before." "You have." "I'm here now, which I'm very grateful for." "But I, uh" " I just don't know exactly what I'm doing." "Neither do I." "Oh, my God." "Did you think we were having sex tonight?" "No." "No, I didn't" " No, of course not." "You said to come over because your roommate was going out." "Everybody knows what that means." "Not everyone." "I don't know where you get information." "When I say my roommate's going out, I mean my roommate's going out." "New information." "glad to have it." "Ephram, deciding to have sex is a big deal." "well, even for you?" "Of course for me." "What do you think I am?" "I thought it was only a big deal for first-timers." "After that it was just an extension of your average make-out session." "Okay, you're officially not allowed to hang out with Bright anymore." "The reason we work is because you don't think like that, Iike a "guy" guy." "Oh, now I'm not even a guy?" "Sweet." "No." "You're better, okay?" "It's a good thing." "Trust me." "You're trying again." "No, no." "You said we should talk." "We were talking." "Okay, come on, it's time to go." "What?" "You're leaving." "No, but" " Are you kidding me?" "No, I'm not." "Can I please just--?" "No, you can't." "Okay, but I can spend the night." "I already asked my dad." "You're done." "Ah, ah, ah." "We have to wait till after lunch." "rules of the road, doctor." "Sorry, harold." "So how are things?" "well, not the cavity-fest that you seem to be having, but fine." "You sure you have enough Mint MiIanos?" "They're Linda's favorite." "We're stocking up." "Tonight's movie night." "So I heard." "Are you two in a fight?" "PerpetuaIIy, child." "Brownies." "Those are good frozen." "Can we get some?" "I think not." "Looks like you can afford them yourself." "Ephram told me you cleaned him out." "So much for an aII-night game." "Said he was broke by 1 1 ." "Oh, right, yeah." "It was rough." "What was rough?" "Bright's poker night." "He's a shark." "If you're gonna make that regular, Iet me know, I'II lower Ephram's allowance." "There were guys in our home last night?" "Yeah, just a couple." "With whom you played cards?" "Right." "Who exactly was that who fell asleep on the couch watching Reba with your mother and I?" "It was after that." "We were in the basement." "I mean, we were really quiet, and you had already gone to bed and...." "tell him I tried, okay?" "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" "I wouldn't slam that door if I was you." "If you do, I'm gonna wait out here." "I mean, you'II come out to get the paper, I'II be out here shivering." "I brought a pillow." "I'm not afraid to use it." "I hate it when you have props." "You have to know that when you get like that it makes me think that you're not ready for any of this." "You know, sex isn't just having a place to yourself." "I know that." "No, you don't." "I mean, I don't know why sex is so complicated, but it is." "It's something that I have to talk about before it happens, not during." "And then there's you." "One way or another, you're gonna remember your first time for being wonderful or for being a disaster." "Which was it for you?" "You got scarred?" "alex Braco." "We went to Camp Lenape together for 1 0 years from the time we were campers, who'd hold hands, to the counselors who'd lock themselves in the boathouse during free swim." "Our last summer, alex told me that he was waiting until he was in love to have sex and that he was in love with me." "Nice one." "Anyway we met that night in the woods behind the tennis courts." "He brought this thin sheet for us to lay on." "It was so thin that I couId feel every twig and rock beneath us." "This was a sharp branch." "Ouch." "The whole thing was crazy." "It was...." "I just remember being so excited before he came to pick me up." "My girlfriends were over, helping me pick out what to wear." "It all seemed so surreal." "And then I was there, and it was happening." "And it was scary and uncomfortable." "Not just physically, but it was like, um...." "It was like suddenly everything was different except for me." "I didn't feel different enough for that to be happening to me." "That's exactly how it felt like it was happening to me, and I was watching from someplace else, not actually being a part of it." "finally, I just wanted it to be over, and it was." "That doesn't sound very nice." "Yeah." "It's funny, I haven't thought about that night in a Iong time." "Is it weird for me to say that I wish I was there?" "I mean, not in a freaky, you know, "I Iike to watch" kind of way but I can't stand the thought of you being unhappy." "Even if it is in the past." "You know what?" "What?" "My roommate is still out of town." "MAN 1 :" "See you." "MAN 2:" "Go ahead, man." "You have really good hair." "Thank you." "please don't puke on it." "This is ridiculous, there's gotta be another bathroom in this mansion." "I don't wanna lose my place in line." "If you find one, scream." "If you see Tommy, can you tell him I'm here?" "No problem." "Thanks." "TOMMY:" "There's another case if you want." "Here's the stuff." "What is this?" "AII right, you wanted two?" "My arm." "My arm." "I don't know what to do with my arm." "Just leave it there." "No, no, it's asleep." "[BOTH LAUGHING]" "Okay." "Yep, there we go." "Come back." "Thank you." "Ha, ha." "Sorry." "[CRASH THEN BOTH LAUGHING]" "I'm having a little trouble." "Yeah." "Sorry, weird belt." "No, it's" " Yeah." "I got it." "Thank you." "Did you buy condoms?" "Yeah." "My bag." "Uh" "[COUGHING]" "Uh" "You okay?" "No, I can't do this." "I can slow down." "No, no, no, I can't do this right now." "Oh, did you just...?" "No." "It's not" " It's not funny, okay?" "No, of course it's not." "I don't care." "It's fine, sweetie." "Okay, I can't" " I gotta go." "Is this enough frosting?" "DELIA:" "If I see cookie, it's not enough." "Got it." "How you doing, Andy?" "Gonna slap an ankle bracelet on him, call it house arrest." "He can say goodbye to that cell phone of his." "He talks to himself sometimes." "Good to know." "AND Y:" "well, it's about time." "Not now." ""Not now"?" "Try right now." "You wanna talk about last night's poker game again?" "Because I had a very interesting conversation with Dr. Abbott." "Fine, I made it up." "But I came home anyway, so I don't see-- AND Y:" "You lied." "Upstairs?" "Sounds good." "Just ground me and get it over with." "I'm not in the mood." "AND Y:" "You better get in the mood." "We are gonna have a conversation, and by "conversation"  I mean that you are gonna tell me what the hell is going on in your life." "Starting right now." "Where were you tonight?" "Out." "That's not good enough." "I was at Madison's." "Are you sleeping with her?" "Answer me." "No." "No, I'm not sleeping with her, okay?" "I'm never gonna sleep with her or anybody else." "I'm gonna die a virgin." "That's my Iife." "Anything good that happens gets bad." "Anything bad gets even worse whenever humanly possible." "Does that make you happy?" "What happened?" "Can I please just go?" "Amy." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "I think lost my ring." "What ring?" "It's my mom's." "It's real." "Can you just...?" "Two seconds?" "I'II see you upstairs?" "Yeah." "Yeah, okay." "Two seconds." "What ring?" "Don't sleep with him." "What?" "Just trust me on this one." "Just don't do it." "Okay, I don't know what this is about, but Tommy's waiting, so I'm gonna go." "I don't think that he's being completely honest with you." "I mean, I know he's not." "I think he's still dealing." "First of all, Tommy never dealt." "That was just a rumor." "And second of aII" "I saw him in the bathroom with a bunch of people around him." "This is so stupid." "LAYNIE:" "He was giving them these plastic baggies with white pills in them, and they were giving him cash back." "Now, I don't know what you call that, but in my world, that's dealing." "I'm sorry." "Look, you probably just saw wrong." "I mean, maybe he was in the room, but...." "That can't be." "It just can't be." "If you don't believe me, just ask him." "No, I'm not gonna" " I can't just ask him." "I'm sorry that I saw it." "But you know what?" "actually, maybe I'm glad I did." "I don't know, I just...." "I don't think that you should do something that you're gonna regret." "You don't want your first to be somebody" "Somebody who what?" "Somebody you can't trust." "TOMMY:" "Amy." "You gotta see the view from the master bedroom." "It's unbelievable." "I'm coming." "well, della's asleep." "She said that you were a really great froster." "I hope that means something to you because I got nothing." "I gotta get going, Andy." "Going?" "Why?" "I had a wonderful night, but I have" "I screwed up with the whole Ephram thing." "I'm sorry." "I didn't have to make the whole night about that." "Of course you did." "It was important." "It was the yelling, wasn't it?" "We yell a Iot." "It's not our best quality." "You were wonderful, really." "Then stay." "We still have that Sunday paper to read." "I gotta go." "I'II call you tomorrow night, okay?" "Bye." "AMY:" "It is pretty." "Yeah." "That's just what I was thinking." "Wait." "Um...." "Okay." "Are you having second thoughts?" "No, uh, I have to ask you something." "Yeah, yeah, absolutely." "You can ask me anything." "You know that." "Laynie said that she saw you earlier in the bathroom with some people." "Yeah." "She said you were dealing." "Look, if I" "If I tell you it's not what you think, you're not gonna believe me." "Try me." "Okay." "AII right." "AII right, listen." "There's a reason that I know these guys, okay?" "It's not Iike I'm a part of their inner circle or anything." "bradley knew I'd know a guy that could hook him up." "I'm not even the point person on this, and I know, I know, it sounds bad." "You know what the worst part is?" "When he asked, I told him I wouldn't do it." "And then what changed your mind?" "A couple things, you know?" "I mean, first of all, you have to understand that this guy offered me a Iot of cash just to make the connection." "More money than I make at the pharmacy in like a month." "And that's like rent for my entire family, okay?" "And then you and I talked about coming here and what it wouId mean." "And I knew that if I didn't supply the stuff, they wouldn't let me in." "It didn't have to happen here." "I would've understood." "I know." "I know that." "I know that now." "But I just-- I don't want you thinking of me like this." "I don't want you to think of me as the guy who people call when they need, you know, whatever." "I mean, it's not a reputation that I wanna have, but I have it, unfortunately." "And I guess I was just" "I was trying to keep that from you for as long as possible." "But I promise you, okay?" "Okay?" "I will never, ever do anything this stupid again, okay?" "I swear, Amy." "AII right, you know what?" "Maybe we should just go." "Yeah, I think so." "Okay." "AII right, I'II get our coats." "[PLAYING PIANO]" "If our yelling didn't scare Linda off, that piece would've sure done the trick." "That fight scared her?" "Amateur." "Sorry about the lie." "Oh, yeah." "There was gonna be some serious grounding there." "could've been years before you saw daylight again." "well, you'd probably be doing me a favor." "seriously." "Yeah, I gathered that." "I got a feeling I can't compete with whatever it is you've been going through." "So I'm off the hook?" "well, call it an advance on my next screwup." "But I do wanna talk to you about what you've been going through lately." "No, you don't, you don't have to." "No, legally, no." "But I'm gonna take a shot at it anyway." "You and your friends are at an age where you're deciding when or whether to have sex." "I can't tell you what to do." "A Iot of parents try, and I respect the impulse but you can't stop sex." "It's too big." "It's like trying to hold back the tide with a broom." "There's also a part of me that just wants you to go out and have a good time." "But what I can do is advise you." "Sex isn't as simple as it looks." "I got that part down, believe me." "well, I just wanted you to know that you can come to me and you can talk to me if you ever need to." "And I want you to know that I really don't see that happening." "But thank you." "For what it's worth, uh, there haven't been any developments lately." "A couple discussions, but that's about it." "DELIA:" "I'm gonna go call Brittany." "MADISON:" "Okay." "Hey, Dr. Brown." "Come on in." "We can finish this discussion later." "You wanna go out for a little bit?" "Sure, yeah." "Yeah, sure." "Dad?" "Have fun." "When did you start drinking real coffee?" "It's only half real." "I mixed a bag of cocoa with it." "Kind of gives it that mochaccino effect, but it's cheaper than Starbucks." "You're a pretty smart cookie." "A Iot smarter than I was when I was your age." "You know, I don't envy your generation." "You don't get much kid time, do you?" "Gets pretty serious pretty quick." "Yeah, I guess." "I'm not good with metaphors, Amy." "So no birds, no bees." "I know you're thinking about having sex, or maybe you already have." "What makes you think that?" "You're 1 6." "You've got a good-Iooking boy coming around the house every day." "It all adds up." "I never had this talk with Linda, and I never had it with your dad." "I figure it's my chance to get it right." "Grandma." "It goes like this." "Sex is special." "And sex with the right person at the right time can be pretty darn wonderful." "But if you don't have those ingredients" "It's not wonderful." "That's all I'm saying." "And that first time well it only happens once." "And you my beautiful, lovely granddaughter deserve to have that moment in your life be the most perfect it could possibly be." "Thank you." "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" "I was just staring at the phone determined not to leave you another message." "Come on in." "I don't know how to say this." "I was gonna write it in a letter but everything I wrote sounded so clever, and I don't wanna be clever right now." "Seeing you with your kids, I knew how much a part of your life they are but I didn't know how much a part of you they are too." "I'm still lost." "It's not as simple as you have kids." "You're a dad, I can't jeopardize that." "We're being safe." "We've been through this." "We decided." "I think we made a mistake." "We were being impetuous" "Wait a minute, hold on a second." "Wait a minute." "I mean...." "You just sprung this, and I don't have prepared remarks but I think I have a Iot to say." "No." "What?" "No." "You don't get to put on the brakes or slow down or otherwise call this relationship defunct." "I veto." "I don't think it works that way." "Look, you may have just realized that I'm a dad, but I didn't." "It's been with me every single day since my wife died and these two strangers were looking at me, wondering who I was." "Andy" "Bad things can happen." "If you don't think I know that after losing my wife you have no business being my friend much less anything else." "I know things can go wrong." "Which is exactly the reason why I think it's worth the risk if I can feel this way again." "So no." "If you wanna break up with me, you better find a better reason." "Catch me messing around with a nurse." "EPHRAM:" "So I thought of a bright side." "MADISON:" "Oh, yeah?" "Mm-hm." "The condom didn't have a chance to break." "[LAUGHING]" "You know what we need?" "I still miss my pride." "[LAUGHING]" "We need a song." "I already wrote you a song." "It didn't work out so good, remember?" "I meant a radio song, dumb-ass." "That way whenever you hear it, you get this goofy grin and you can go, "Oh, that's our song."" "One problem." "We never agree on music." "Fine, I'm putting on the radio." "Whatever's on, that's it." "You in?" "We could end up with a shaving jingle." "Mm-hm." "[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]" "[BOTH LAUGHING]" "Okay, bad idea." "No, what are you talking about?" "It's the perfect anthem for youthful misguided Ionging." "Best two out of three." "[EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]" "One more time." "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]" "[MADISON LAUGHING]" "Give it up." "Never." "[ENGLISH SDH]"