"I've got to tell you, Lenore, I've seen cat on a hot tin roof you know, a million times or more." "And I..." "Your Maggie the cat is ju..." "It's the best I've ever seen." "I'm not kidding." "I mean, Elizabeth Taylor, too bad, so sad." "End of discussion." "It's Lenore." "I kid you not." "Every night as I was doing her hair and make-up, you could just see the transformation from Lenore to Maggie the cat." "One minute, Lenore." "The next, Maggie." "Lenore, then Maggie." "Well let me tell you Truly," "I did not find Maggie." "Maggie found me." "Lenore, can I get a picture for the lakefield tribune?" "Heavens." "Aren't people tired of seeing me in their entertainment section every week?" "All right." "Wait a minute wait." "Where's my Kath?" "Me?" "Well..." "It's an honor." "Sweetie, I..." "I need a touch-up." "I'm so sorry." "Sorry." "Holy moly, Kath." "You were like a tiger just now." "I feel completely ravaged." "Job well done." "Thank you so much, Phil." "I'm so glad you enjoyed it." "You know what it is, Phil?" "It's show business." "I tell you, these theater people, they get me so jazzed up." " They just bring out my bohemian side." " Well to that I say "on with the show."" "You know we're doing cats next." "I just adore that play." "I adore it." "Do you know that I've always dreamed of playing Grizabella on the American stage." " Well why don't you." " Maybe I should." "Try out for it." "It's like we are one!" "You know I have half a mind to do it." "Well why don't you get a full mind to do it, Kath?" "I mean I think it's a great idea." "Someone's got to play that part." "Why not you?" "Get out there and grab it, Kath Day." "I will." "I'm gonna grab it!" "I wanna soar!" "= 112 =- " CELEBRITY "" "VO By : ¤AkaZab¤" "Thanks to :" "YYeTs.net" "Subs-Addicts" [Sub-way. fr]" "So you're studying up for the big audition." "Very exciting." "Truth be told, Phil, i'm getting a little nervous." " Really?" " Yeah." "I've always been the unsung backstage hero doing the real work down in the trenches while others less deserving hog the spotlight." "One word:" "Athena Scooberman." "Life coach-slash-spiritual advisor extraordinaire." "You're a genius." "I mean, all the entertainment heavies seek spiritual guidance when they're trying to navigate the biz, right?" "You've got Madonna, Demi, Tom Cruise, Britney, Whitney." " Quite a Litany." " Phil, you keep me in stitches." "These are the good times." "Mommy, okay, I really want this professional ice cream maker." "Plus it has settings for frozen yogurt, okay, and sherbert." "And if look, if we buy it now, we get a free box of delicious waffle cones." " Fine, sure, do it to it." " Okay, where's your wallet?" "No way, jo-say." "I am not giving you one red cent." "Mom, I was doing it to be nice." "I was trying to save you money by making my own ice cream." "I don't have time for this right now." "I'm focusing on my career as an actor." " But I don't have any money." " Then get a job." "You know, Kimmie, I could use another set of hands down at the island." "What's the island?" "That my sandwich island?" "My business." "You've been there a Bazillion times." "That place." "Yeah, what would I do there?" "Well, you'd start in the kitchen." "Sorting meats, mixing sauces." "And from that point on, Kim." "I'm telling you, the sky's the limit!" " Fine." " Really?" "Hey, that's wonderful!" "You can start monday." "We have a team meeting at 7:00 am Sharp." " Okay." " All right, great." "And I want you to know." "You're killing my spirit by forcing me into the lame work place while I'm still young and viral." "You're gonna take a loop in each hand." "You're gonna make a quick under and quick over." "You're gonna tighten against the waist, a little bit of pressure, cinch, and presto!" "You're on the island." "Everybody wants that." "That's right, you tie that apron." "Single knot, little bow." "I cannot believe your old lady got a job." "Seem like the whole world's just upside down." "These are your muffin friends." "The, my goodness." "Now this is a good example." "I tipped one muffin over." "So instead of touching it, what I'm going to do..." "How hot does she look right now?" "Serious." "She look all right." "That uniform isn't doing anybody any favors." "Are you kidding me, holmes?" "I just want to go over there and rip off all those clothes, except that uniform." "The uniform is all of her clothes." " What is it with you and uniforms?" " I'll tell you exactly what it is." " All right." " When I was nine, I had this super hot babysitter, man." "And she used to come over after she got off work at taco bell, still in her uniform." "And ever sincg then, man, chicks in uniforms really give me the..." "The feelings." "That's it?" "You're gonna Miss it." "She's picking up a tray." "Take a deep breath in." "And hold it." "And hold it." "And hold it." "And hold." "Hold." "Hold." "And hold." "And breathe out." "You are going to be in cats." " I am?" " It's already decided." "It is?" "This is so exciting." " If..." " If?" "Yes?" "Your hire the proper voice and acting coach." "Would you happen to know anyone who would..." "You?" "Shall we begin?" "Since we're slow, why don't you, grab that mop and start it on the floor?" "New guy has to mop the floor." "You're the new guy." "Okay, this dumb conversation isn't get the floor mopped now, is it, Gareth?" " Just do it, Gareth." "Trust me." " Whatever." "Hey, dude." "Nice mop." "What time do you get off work?" "We're supposed to get off at 5:00, but I'm gonna leave at 3:00 since I'm ti-ti." "'cause I was thinking maybe me and you could get together later." "Maybe, like, grab some pizza and junk." "Go over to the apartment." "You can just come straight over." "You don't have to change or anything." "Maybe." "We'll see." "So you think I could get, like, a little kiss right now?" "Just like, a little one?" "Wait, I just have to marry the sauces." "Prakash." " I'm on it." " No, wait." "Fine." "Do you think you could put that back on at all?" "How's it going with Kim?" "You know, her natural bossiness has really got the kitchen jumping." "It has?" "You know how I tiptoe around not wanting to offend anyone?" "She doesn't give a tinker's darn about anybody." "Everything just happens faster." "There's Lenore." "Should I say hi?" "I'm gonna say hi." " You don't think I should say hi." " Say hi." " How grand to see you." " What a pleasure." "What a charming coincidence." "I got two." "Well what brings you to the mall?" "Don't tell me." "Character study." "No, actuallythe walking store is having an enormous half-off sale, and they're the only ones that carry size 13." "13?" "Well..." "That's nice." "So this must be your little shoe store." "Sandwiches, but yeah, this is it." "Welcome to the island." " Thank you." " Excuse me." "My husband and i, we just wanted to tell you how much we've enjoyed your work over the years." "Your lady Macbeth took my breath away." "Really?" "Out, Damn'd spot!" "Out, I say!" "Why,'tis then time to do't." " Hell is murky." " She's fabulous!" " Wonderful." " Yes, you are." " That was cool to watch." " What a treat." "I heard that you're auditioning for the part of Grizabella." "Yes, I am." "Actually I'm auditioning for the part of Grizabella also." "Wouldn't you know it?" " Is that right?" " Well, who cares?" "I mean that's the life blood of the community players." "To give birth to dreams to salt-of-the-earth folk like you who wanna come out of the dark shadows and into the limelight, even if it's just for a second." "I salute you." "Excuse me." "I gotta go." "Phil, what was I thinking?" "I'm gonna humiliate myself." " I'm not in the league of lenore." " Hold on right there, Kath Day." "I'm not gonna let you get your dauber down about this." "Gareth." "There are two sad-looking loaves of bread in these shelves." "We're not in russia, okay?" "So if you can't keep this thing fully stocked, i'll find someone who can." "And when you're done with that, bring me a diet soda." "No ice in my big blue cup, okay?" "Would you look at that." "It's like she's at home but at work." "I told you." "You know what Phil?" "Seeing Kim empower herself like this has really re-inspired me." "I am not gonna let myself get intimidated into giving up my dream of being on the great American stage." "Jeez Louise!" "You're down, you're up." "Welcome to the topsy-turvy world of the entertainment industry." "Now since you will be portraying a cat," "I want you to start thinking like a cat." "So for the rest of the session, we will communicate as cats." "You know what?" "I'm so sorry, Athena." "I just I feel a little silly doing this." " Look at that one!" " That's a really big spider." "I know, Prakash." "That's what I've been telling everybody." "This doesn't even do it justice." "Prakash, what is it." "Four-hour-break wednesday?" "You better go." "I told tildy to flier the parking lot, like, 20 minutes ago." "God, this is so frustrating." "Like, why can't anybody." "Job good." "Well, don't worry about it." "I'll talk to Tildy." "No, I'll just do it myself." "God, what a bunch of lazy babies." "You know, Kim, this was such a great idea." "You working here, us working together." "I'm telling you." "Since I met your mother," "I feel like we're really, really starting to do some bond." "Bonding." " What's up?" " Nothing." "Just doing everybody else's job, as per usual." "That's all." " Take a picture." "It lasts longer." " I'm sorry, dude." "You look so fine right now." "'cause of the uniform, right?" "Yeah, how." "You know about my uniform thing?" "Yeah, Derrick told me." "He was pretty skeeved out by it, but I think it's pretty cute." "Cute enough to go do it by that dumpster." "I have been kind of a workaholic lately." "I mean, i'm not a robot, you know?" "For realsies?" "Are you kidding me?" "Are you serious?" "This is happening?" "That's what I'm saying." "That's a frisbee." "That's a tarantula." "I think there's something you might want to see in here." "Good!" "What's up, team island?" "It's the dumpster cam behind the store." "Doesn't look like Kim's apron is tied properly." "What do you think, Phil?" "Oh, my gosh." "Not in uniform." "Wait!" "Stop, cease and desist!" "This goes against all sandwich island protocol." "Not to mention a slew of mall health code violations." "Kim, you offer me no choice but to..." "But to terminate your employment effective immediately." "I will expect a letter of resignation on my desk at the... don't need this." "I'm so sorry." "* I'm just a box full of somehow *" "Kath, you're up, honey." "Wish me luck." "What have you chosen to sing for us today, Kath?" "Good afternoon." "I've chosen to sing i enjoy being a girl from the flower drum song." "* I'm a girl and by me * * that's only great *" "* I am proud that my silhouette * * is curvy * * that I walk with *" "i'm sorry, would it." "Could I just start again?" "I just felt a little thrown off." "So I'm just gonna." "If I could just start again." " Sure." "No problem." " I keep saying I'm sorry." "Sorry for saying "i'm sorry."" "* I'm a... *" "Listen, I'm terribly sorry, fellas." "I just." "I'm feeling not on my best game, so I think I'm gonna..." "Come back to the stage, please." " If she doesn't want to, it's..." " Silence!" "You let that woman sing." "* I'm a girl and by me that's only great *" "* I am proud that my silhouette * * is curvy * * that I walk with a sweet and girlish gait * * with my hips kind of swivelly and swervy *" " * when I have a brand new * - * hairdo * * with my eyelashes * * all in curl *" "* I float as the clouds on air do *" "* I enjoy being a girl * * when someone with eyes that smolder * * says he loves every silken curl * * that falls on my ivory shoulder *" "* I enjoy being a girl *" "* I flip when a fella sends me flowers *" "* I drool over dresses made of lace *" "* I talk on the telephone for hours * * with a pound and a half of cream upon my face *" " what are you doing?" " It's just so beautiful." "* and my future I hope will be * * in the home of a brave and free male * * who * * enjoys being a guy * * having a girl * * like * * me *" "I'm so proud of you, Kitty cat." "Hi, Lenore." "Athena, what a performance." "All of you." "You're so great, honey." "You reached for the sky and you came down with a handful of stars." "Thank you, Phil." "I mean, it's just the chorus," " but what a buzz!" " You're putting more in your purse?" "What?" "I get hungry, Craig." " There's food at your house." " Not like this." "Kim, a moment?" " Sure." " I may have made a huge mistake." "I know." "You can see everything in those tights." "You can?" "No, it's about the incident at the dumpster." "I may've been a little hasty in letting you go." "I'm listening." "The fact of matter is my staff really takes advantage of my good nature." "But you, you're just..." "Oust." "You're very rude." "And they respect that." " Okay, stop begging." "I'll come back." " Great." "Also, I think that we." "You and I have bonded a little bit, and gotten, you know, closer as a... ay sort of thing." "And I think it would be really nice if." "Okay." "If I give you a hug, will you stop talking?" "Sorry about that." "P, dude." "Thanks for that, man." "It really means a lot to me." " You want a hug?" " Not in that suit, no." "Got it!" ""The del arte community players will next present Romeo and Juliet."" "They're turning the movie into a play now." "That's unusual." "I don't think these post-baby bodies look so good." "Women have been ruining their bodies to have babies for thousands of years." "You better get used to it." "Jeez, they found me!" " Who?" " The paparazzi." "I knew it would happen, just not this soon." "Just let me live my life in peace, please!" "You were barely in a dumb community play." "I don't care." "Just get in the house." "Get in the house!" "Team Subs-Addicts""