"Better call the midwife." "If." "Good idea." "Call the midwife." "Could not have waited another hour." "At least you have completed the party." "Sorry, punish the baby as I can get out of my fucking uterus." " I do not know the number." " In my backpack." " Okay." " On the agenda." "Would have liked to have this baby in the hospital, like everyone else." " Oh, no start, Mother." " The niece of John Cups had a disastrous birth ..." " I listen." " Then why do not matter?" "It is completely different, for starters, we do not have a pet." " Is there anything I can do?" " Take a walk with my mother." "With 40 kilometers to reach." " I can tell Steel?" " Ehm .." "Is not desirable, Fraser, can you expect?" " I want to talk with Dick." " What?" "About me being a ..." "You know." "Look, Fraser, already tried that ..." "Casándote ended up with a German woman in a club." "Oh, god." "Come Steel, you're good with words." "Fraser, I do not know if you've noticed, but my wife is about to have a baby!" " I should begin my speech?" " Oh I do not know, Dick." " Not here." " This in my other purse." " Where is that?" " In my bedroom." "Good." "Forgive me Angela, Mrs blind ..." "Just fall into the pond to let your daughter." "What are you doing out of bed." "You should be resting, you have burns on the body." "I want to go home." " It's midnight, Ivone." " Call me a taxi, I leave this hell." "Take her to the studio, Dick." "Hello Bishop, cut the cake soon." "Yeah." "A few more steps." " Here on the side." " Find the number." "Aléjalo me, aléjalo!" " Ivone, calm down." " I want around me." " What is happening?" " It was an accident, Ivone." " Try to drown." " I do not think ..." "Howard, just call the midwife." " Answering." " What?" "Hello, Howard Steel, Mel's husband." "We met in pre-natal class." "Perhaps I remember, was the only one in class who knew the name of the top of the uterus." " Anyway, I'm calling because .." " Oh." "Hello, I am the mother of Mel, I thought you were the 24 hours ..." "You can not expect the baby arrive between 9 and 5, you know." "I knew this would happen, this is exactly so that the people should have babies in hospitals." "Rose, I'm Mel, call me when you receive the message, and I'm ready to give birth." "Thank you." "Bye." "If." "Well done Mel." "Very well managed." "Now we just have to wait." "You have the pool ready?" "Okay, thanks Rose." "If you see you soon." "Bye." "The midwife is on its way." "Oh, finally worthy to come, eh." "Was bathing, I hear the phone." "I have to Ivone in bed, gave one of my sleeping pills." "Oh, dear." "You will be a good mother." "I had a good model." "We are so proud of you, honey." "You did so well in school." "At the university ..." "I turned in veterinary medicine." "Casándote." "With Howard." "You know ..." "A week of knowing him, I knew I wanted to be the mother of his children." "Well, here we go." " I think that's not going there, Dick." " You gotta go." " Why not try this?" " That is not here." "Maybe if this goes." "That is not here, the size is different, do not you see?" "Okay, then where you put it?" "Oh." "Dick is not here?" "No, Howard is helping to build the pool for the baby." " You will not be long." " No." "It's like going into battle, the waiting is the worst." "If." "The mouth is dry, the mind starts thinking ... all things that could go wrong." "If Fraser, because you will not see how you're going to Howard and Dick?" "Oh, well." "Mantel well." "Well, no you do not have ... know what I mean." " Would you like a muffin?" " No, thanks." " You keep strong." " No, I'm fine." " Cakes, Ms. Cook?" " No, thanks." " It is a beautiful feast." " What is it?" "Well." "So many interesting ..." "I have just spoken to a woman ..." " His godson lives in Pensans." " Really?" "That is where Derek went to live." " Derek?" " My first boyfriend." "Well, my only boyfriend." "He escaped with my mother." "And manage a service station on the motorway Pensans." "It's a small world, is it not?" "Oh, thank God." "Where you been, we were all worried." " You must be the mother of Mel." " Yes." " Mel said you lived just 20 minutes from here." " I found the house." "I think the contractions have begun Mel." "So far are few, but has a bit of pain." " Can I come?" " Oh yes, of course." "Already out, Howard." "Excellent." "You'll bathe?" "No, no, I will be there with Mel." "Well." "The last part came here." " I told you I was there." " The need for a damn bit of pressure." "Absolutely." "We did it." "You did the most part." "Nonsense, he was a team effort." "You and I, working together." "As a team." " Everything is fine." " Oh, good." "Thank God we are here ..." "My mother was about to explode." " This list the sink?" " Howard is the arm up." "Go up when this list." "Do not worry, I will be at your side." "Cakes?" "They are very rich." "Temperature is well?" "Okay." "Dick, we need to cut the cake so people can go." "Okay." "Howard, the midwife arrived." "Oh, great." "Leave you so relaxed .." "Do not know who will be going until the last minute." " Sounds good." " Stay here." "I have some liquid to relax in the car." "Oh god." "Than to stop there?" " Oh no." " Okay Mel." "Hello, midwife." " Her name is Rose." " Hi, Rose." " It can not be dead!" " What?" "Oh, have a pulse." "Okay, we should leave it where it is, we should not move it." " Pastelitos?" " What?" " They are very rich." " No, thanks." " Is now a good time to give the CBE?" " What?" "You want the CBE Mr Cook, is now a good time?" " No, no, not now would be a good time." " Okay." " Cut the cake." " Howard has just left unconscious to the midwife." "What?" "An ambulance please, my daughter is having a baby." "Two calls, Dick, for a midwife." "Better bring two, the midwife is unconscious." "I still have it here, bring another midwife." "Do not be ridiculous." "As describe the status of the midwife?" "Unconscious, but definitely alive." "Apparently pulse." "No, beaten with a door in the face." "Do not ask." "The ambulance is on its way." "Are you okay, honey?" "No, I'm damn good." "True." "I have a burning sensation." " Down there." " Down there?" "Yes, down there." "Want to watch?" "No, I do not want to watch, I see my midwife, but   my husband has been in a coma!" "I do not think is a state of coma." "Mel, we're lucky." "Fargus works at St. Dominic Hospital." " Oh, hi, Howard Steel, father shortly." " Nice to meet you." "Mel complains of a burning sensation ..." "Down there." "I see .." "That you suggest?" "Angela, I am the director of finance." " At the Saint Dominic." " Yes." "Well, you talk to the doctors, working with them." "Only to discuss the budget of the department." "Something you hear!" "Oh, Vanessa, just the person." "Mel has a burning sensation, down there." "Vanessa has children." "Water is falling from the ceiling." "Oh, god." "Oh, no." "Oh, thank God." "Okay, close the faucet." "Oh god." "Mel, where are you?" "I'm here." "I believe that water from the sink and took a short cut lights." "Oh, really?" "I thought it was some kind of game." "You find in a minute, honey." "Howard, are you okay?" "I'm fine, I just stumbled across the midwife." "Well." "The fuses are here." "That night." "It is a way of putting it." "It's funny how things come out." " What is it?" " Well, life is full of surprises .." "When you think you know things, people ..." "And suddenly something happens and you do not know that these are things or people." "You can still maintain the light?" "I will say something that might be a surprise for you." "I think I've had enough surprises for one day." "Yet you fell in love with this friendly club." "If, in fact, that's the surprise." "What do you mean?" " I'm not in love with her." " Oh, but before .." "I love it because   I am one of them." "A liberal Democrat?" "No. .." "I'm gay." "What?" "I'm gay." "I am a homosexual." " You 're not." " Yes I am." "I know it'sa shock, but it's true." " Do not be silly, you are my brother." " Dick, I've had these feelings for some time   and kept hidden." " You're not a homosexual, not yours." " Dick, look ..." "I did not know how to say ..." "It's Gerard." "It won me until it confesses." "Gerard." "If." "I found a flashlight." " All right, Dick?" " I just said." "What?" "Oh god." "It was Howard who helped me to realize my sexual way." "It is a bit exaggerated, Fraser." "I can achieve that bucket?" "Thank you ..." "Thank you all for coming." " Be in the WU this week?" " Yes." "I can not find my coat." "Oh dear, let me see." "Ivone." "I got up to go to the bathroom." "On each side you need water in this damn house." "Dick Breathe deep, so profound." "The ambulance arrived, but they can not enter." " Why not?" " The doors do not open." " Why?" " Why are electric." "We will do, Howard." "Angela, please." "Give me a second to think." " Well, you've thought of something?" " No." " What is it, Howard?" " The doors are not opened, are electric." " Honey." " I'm fine." " Are the contractions." " Okay, stay there." "Where are you going?" " What happened to my car?" " I need to use it against the railing." "To open the gates." "But the damage ..." "We pay, you pay, by God, Eve   these always thinking of you." " There is blood on the bonnet." " Do not worry." " What is this?" "Deer, stay back, Eve." "OK?" "Open the door, open the door." "Okay, okay." "And that is because I went to San Francisco." "Try .." "Find .." "Well, you know ...." "A partner." "Fraser." "Please tell me that you are the back, not the front." "Well, well, Mel." "Take care." " Self." " Now what?" " I was talking with a friend who worked for an insurance company." "If." "He said that the insurance cover, I need a description, not more than 100 words   about what happened, so if you can .." " Rose." " Mel." " Are you okay?" " What happened?" "You .. bueno .. we need not go into details now." "OK?" "Call an ambulance for you." " I'm fine, just a little headache." " Will return." " Do not be silly, Mel." " I want a party in my house." " I'll have a birth at home." " This is love, quiet." " What is happening?" " Talk to her, Dick." "I was on the other side, climb to the ambulance ..." "And Rose appears, and now returns to take delivery at home." "This is crazy, is crazy." "Oh ... god." "OK?" "Is ill." "Fainted again." "Take care, Mel." "Put your foot there, so, well, there." "Almost there already, and almost there." "Has become current." " Howard." " Okay." " Howard, do something." " Okay, Mel." "Do not worry darling." "Go to the hospital." "Talk to doctors, are not qualified in the event of any complication." "You have to talk to her, I do not listen to me." "Leave it to me." "We really love to go to the hospital, is the best idea." " The baby is coming." " What?" "I think the baby is coming" "You get into the ambulance." "You can go to the goddamn devil, fucking Howard." "Damn gonna have to drink here, and if you think I move a fucking inch .." "Te arrancare your fucking head." "I have here." "Is coming, where is the doctor." "Is coming." "Good night." "30 years ago and we sat." "Hoping to foster Mel." "If." "Remember .. in this bar, right next to the hospital." "Oh, the whiskey he had that night." "Hard and hard ..." "Angela was in labor and delivery for 14 hours." "I do not know how we did." "We should have taken a bottle each." "Then came a call to the bar." "I had to get my shoulders to the bathroom." "Fraser." "Can not understand as ... .. you do." "Very unpleasant." "But I want you to understand ..." "Always be my brother." "That's right, Mel." "Quiet, Mel." "All right, Mel." "Oh god, oh god, Mel, I can see his head." "Oh god, Mel, this is why, I can see." "It's .." "It's a drink, Mel, is a drink." "It is a drink, Mel, is a drink, Mel." "It's beautiful, Mel, is beautiful, Mel." "Want to help you cut the lawn?" "I really want to help." "If Grandma was here." "I would say that ..." "Look to the future with hope." "Eve is abiding, reliable, the kind of person you should hire this company." "Well, we did, you and I, working together as a team." "Hare barbecue to prove that I'm not a creep." "Remember, Angela, always be here for you." "We are moving to the beautiful cottage of her grandmother." "We will have a beautiful baby, we are so happy together." "So, you like that name, Howard?" "Well .." "I like Patricia, like my mother." "Oh." "O Eugenia." "Oh." " O Simone." " Simone?" " Yes." " And you, Mel?" "I like Emily." "Oh, me too, Emily, yes." " I is not .." " No, I like Emily." "Hi, Emily." "We have not decided yet either." "But Angela said it was Emily." "Well, we have not yet .." "Emily this list to receive new visitors?" " Dick, we have not yet .." " Yes, the more the better." " Oh, I wanted to give you this." " Well." "Oh, god." "Acquitted him of charges of sexual harassment." "And you are offering to return to work." " It is a confidential letter, Eve." " I know, I could not resist." "And Cordelia is going to get married, so I kept." " So I will continue working for Howard." " Oh, is not that great, Howard?" "Eve was working again for you." "The old team together again." "Yeah, great." "We have more guests for you, Emily." " Oh, Angela." " Hi, Emily." "Oh, Emily, that beautiful name for a beautiful drink." "And this is ... us, for you." "You're a lucky drink." "Emily." "You know, honey, it was a nice idea to have the baby here." "So we all feel part of it." "Thank you, Mother." "But you will have the following in the hospital, no, dear?" "Dick wanted to tell you something about your EBC." "What?" "Is that .." "Not lost." "It aso." "For me." "Do not worry Howard." "I've given the best gift of all." "It is not ideal, but ..." "I made it to restore a professional, and really did a good job." "Thought you might like."