"( Birds chirping )" "( Squeaking )" "( Water gurgling, man shouting in distance )" "( Gunshot )" "( Running footsteps )" "( Bird cawing )" "( Squeak squeak )" "Woman:" "Lila!" "Lila!" "Woman #2:" "Lila, Lila, why'd you have to do it?" "Man:" "Lila, do you think this will affect the sales of your book?" "Woman #3:" "Lila, are you sorry you did it?" "I'm not sorry." "I am sorry." "I don't even know what sorry means anymore." "Lila:" "I'm not sorry." "So I spend the rest of my life in jail." "So what?" "I've been in jail my whole life anyway..." "A jail of blood and tissue and coursing hormones, a jail called the human body." "The only thing I know is that I'm sorry..." "Sorry for my expulsion, sorry for my Lila rotting in her jail cell, and sorry for Nathan..." "Rotting in his grave." "I don't even know what sorry means anymore." "It's odd." "When I was alive, I knew." "Maybe it was all I knew." "But here..." "Sorry is meaningless." "Love is meaningless." "Jealousy is meaningless." "My story begins when I was 12." "Jesus." "Something terrible happened that year." "( Bell dings )" "Lila:" "My mother said because of it," "Iwouldneverbeable  to get a man." "SoI should get used to the idea ofdedicatingmy life to the pursuit of knowledge orreligionor whatever." "( Sobs )" "It's hormonal." "Nature is a funny and complex thing." "It could get worse with time." "By the time I was 20, I looked like an ape." "( Imitating chimpanzee )" "( Sobs )" "Aah!" "Aah!" "( Grunts )" "Thewaythatmouse looked at me..." "Itdidn'tcareifI hadhair all over my body." "I was just what I was." "I felt so free." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "Something about a mouse, right?" "I don't think there is anyone in the world who doesn't know by now that I was raised in the wilderness by an ape." "Well,tobe fair,bya man who thought himself an ape, butitamounts to the same thing, gentlemen, doesitnot?" "Afterspendingyears in a mental hospital forattempting to take up residence intheapehouse at the local zoo, hedidhisbest to live by your rules." "Hegotajob ,hemarried a human, they had me." "Untila nationaltragedyundid all those years of therapy andremindedhim what the human race wastrulyabout." "Apes don't assassinate their presidents, gentlemen!" "( Crowd murmurs )" "( Making apelike noises )" "Aah!" "So..." "Hestolelittleme from my human mother andraisedme withlove and tenderness and respect." "Untilquiterecently, gentlemen," "Ibelievedmyself to be an ape..." "Although I didn't know specifically what type." "Apes don't think in terms of type." "It might be argued, gentlemen, that apes don't even know they're apes." "In retrospect, however," "I'd say I..." "Was a..." "Pygmy chimp." "( Crowd murmurs )" "( Camera shutters clicking )" "( Crowd murmurs )" "Oo." "Uhh-uhh." "I have to say I always hated apes." "Of course, I don't any longer." "Now I don't even know what hate means." "But while alive, I hated apes." "I blame my parents." "I mean, I don't blame them." "I don't know what blame is, really, anymore, butI think they influenced me inmyape-hating tendencies." "Mama, look, monkey, monkey." "Nathan, chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys." "Man:" "Aah!" "And furthermore..." "Harold, tell the boy." "Aah!" "Tell him, Harold." "Uh..." "The ape is our closest biological relative." "Specifically..." "The pygmy chimp." "A single chromosome separates us, but do you know what truly separates us?" "No, papa, what?" "Civilization." "Without it, we might as well be living in pens, throwing our feces, masturbating in public, sniffing red swollen female rump." "Your adoptive father and I whisked you away from the life that most certainly would have been one of degradation and alcoholism." "Your part of the bargain is to never wallow in the filth of instinct." "Any dumb animal can do that." "Lila:" "An animal saved my life, soI decided to go live among them intheforest." "Yousee,animalshaveeyes  that don't judge." "( Sniffs )" "Look at all the hair." "Everywhere, everywhere." "On the possum and the woodchuck and the cuddly old bear." "I used to be embarrassed of hair, not fit to caress." "Now I'm so sure it's a blessing," "I've got no need of dressing." "¶ I once thought god ¶" "¶ a creator diabolical ¶" "¶ he gave the nod to each one of my follicles ¶" "¶ head to my baby toe ¶" "( chirps )" "¶ Now I'm free ¶" "¶ no more cares ¶" "¶ I've accepted my millions of hairs ¶" "¶ my new friends ¶" "¶ these split ends ¶" "¶ far away from those terrible stares ¶" "¶ squirrels don't mind ¶" "¶ nor do ravens ¶" "¶ if a girl is furred or clean-shaven ¶" "¶ creatures are kind ¶" "¶ so I have found my new green haven ¶" "¶ and I ain't gonna go ¶" "¶ 'cause I'm one of them ¶" "¶ you know ¶" "Ifiguredoutaway to stay in the woods forever." "Ibecameanaturewriter." ""Lastnight, on my mountaintop," ""ifeltthewindwhip  through my hair." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" ""Itwasviolent."" "( Women gasp )" ""Ialmostdied."" "( Thunder rumbles )" ""Allmypettyconcerns were sent flying" ""withthoseGale-forcewinds." ""Iwasin nature." "I was nature." "Anotter,astork, an oak tree..."" "Aah!" ""Awoman."" "WhenI became a famous nature writer," "Isaidto myself, "Fuck Humanity."" "Ineversawmypublic, I never saw my publisher," "Ineversaw another human being, anditwaswonderful." "ButI haveto admit, by the time I was 30," "Iwasveryhorny." "Ihadto haveaman in my life." "( Moans )" "( Licking sounds )" "( Gasps )" "( Yelps )" "Iwouldbecome what I needed to become toachievethis." "Mysuccess would allow me to afford tobecomeahairlesslie." "Ha ha." "Woman:" "Progress!" "Lila:" "Yeah?" "Oh, yeah." "Honey, you are getting smooth, smooth, smooth all over, smooth as a baby's butt." "I love it, Louise." "I'm getting like a real girl." "Yeah." "You still in the market for a real boy?" "Always." "'Cause..." "My brother knows this guy might be right up your alley." "I could use someone up my alley." "What is that, something sexual?" "Shut up and tell me." "Handsome, 30s, psychologist." "Loves animals?" "Must love animals, Louise." "Loves animals, loves you." "What do you mean?" "Well, somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine, and Mr. handsome animal-loving psychologist said that he would love to meet you." "Won't he be able to tell?" "My brother says the guy's a 35-year-old virgin, so maybe he won't know how a woman usually feels." "Plus he has bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is very helpful in this situation." "Plus, he has an extremely small penis, of which he is mortifyingly ashamed, and chances are he will be so grateful for any non-judgmental attention he will be yours forever." "He must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff." "Yeah, my brother's his shrink." "FuckHumanity was a delightful read." "Thank you so much." "I'm a real animal lover." "I work with animals." "Right now, I'm teaching mice..." "Well...table manners, to be...candid." "And how's it going?" "( Laughs nervously )" "I hope you don't think me daft." "Oh, no." "It's important work." "It's part of a larger sociological experiment." "I'm federally funded." "What's the larger experiment?" "My thesis is that courtesy, decorum, manners are all sadly lacking from our daily intercourse." "Rudeness and vulgarity are the norm." "Ergo, if I can teach table manners to mice, then I can teach them to humans, and if I can teach table manners to humans, then maybe I can make the world a little bit...safer." "Lord, we thank you for this bountiful gift we are about to receive." "All:" "Amen." "Oh, God, Nathan." "No." "That's the wrong fork, young man." "Harold, tell him." "That's the wrong fork, Nathan." "I'm sorry." "I'll use the right one." "I forgot." "Harold..." "Tell him." "It's too late." "You'll have to go to your room." "And do you think maybe this, uh..." "Early childhood indoctrination has something to do with your interest in table manners in the present?" "Seems a tad convenient, don't you think, Wendell?" "Well, do you have any thoughts, then, on where this passion might have come from?" "It's my work." "You can't reduce my passion to parental indoctrination." "Why did Picasso paint?" "Why did..." "Mozart compose?" "Picasso's father was a painter." "Mozart's father was a musician." "Yes, okay, now you're being nasty, Wendell." "You're just showing off." "I really didn't come here to be mocked." "That certainly wasn't my intention." "It's my work, Wendell." "That's all." "( Electricity sizzles )" "( Squeals )" "Voilà." "Oh." "This looks wonderful." "You look wonderful." "Ohh." "I'm on top of the world tonight, Lila." "My work is going splendidly, my personal..." "life... ( Softly ) Fork..." "Fork." "I'm sorry?" "It's just the outside fork is usually..." "The salad fork." "Oh." "One goes from the outside in." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I never really learned these things." "It's no biggie." "Oh, boy, this is good." "I'm s..." "I'm sorry if I became upset." "No, I'm sorry." "I'm a little backwards in some ways." "It's just I really enjoy your company." "You do?" "Yes." "Please..." "Lila..." "Please don't talk when you have food in your mouth." "It...you..." "You're so pretty, and it only Mars your..." "I'm being critical." "( Hits table )" "( Sighs )" "I can't believe you think I'm pretty." "I have some peculiarities, you see." "I think you're pretty, too, Nathan." "You do?" "Yes, I really do." "And I have peculiarities also." "Well, I don't care." "I don't care." "Oh..." "You don't?" "No." "Like what, for example?" "Like...nothing." "I cannot believe how in love with this man I am." "Oh, Louise, he's so cute." "Even his little penis." "It's like a little pig's penis or something." "It's..." "Oh, it's charming." "Well, you've always been an animal lover." "He's gonna find out, Lou." "You're a wonderful woman." "He's lucky to have you." "Louise, you're removing hair from my feet as you say that." "So you have a physical quirk." "Big deal." "I tell you what I fall in love with a man... his mind, period." "There's a limit." "No, period." "End of sentence, end of paragraph, close the book, we're done." "Give me a man with intellect..." "like my brother." "I know he's average looking, but he's so smart, you know?" "I could care less about the packaging." "You don't fuck the packaging." "Yeah, you do." "You fuck the mind, Lila." "You fuck the mind, period." "Close the book, end the sentence, close the whatever." "Hey, I have a really smart friend for you." "He has an I.Q. Of 170." "What's he look like?" "Oh, he's gorgeous." "He's...sort of a midget." "Jesus, Lila," "I'm not dating a fuckin' midget." "Nathan:" "What is love, anyway?" "Frommynewvantagepoint," "Irealizethatlove is nothing more thana messyconglomeration of need, desperation, fearofdeath,and insecurity about penis size." "But I'm not judging it." "I know how miserable it is to be alive." "Listen..." "Um, I don't want to be dead yet." "Is there any way to, uh... ( Opens door ) Hello?" "( Closes door )" "No, I suppose not." "No biggie." "Anyway, Lila moved in." "We had our problems, but we both wanted love so badly, we turned a blind eye..." "Like the first time" "I brought Lila to meet my parents." "It's lovely to finally meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Bronfman." "Nathan's told me so much about you..." "All good things, of course." "Mrs. Bronfman:" "Thank you, dear." "I'm sorry." "Will somebody please tell me who this little boy is?" "Your father and I have adopted an additional son." "Oh." "Wayne just returned from a week at peace camp and a week at science camp." "Tell everyone what you've learned, Wayne." "Conflict resolution and flatworm dissection." "Lila: ( Laughs )" "Very nice to meet you, Wayne." "Nice to meet you." "Our mom's told me so much about you." "Yes, well, um, I wish I could say the same." "By the way, his elbow is on the table." "Good boy." "That's it?" ""Good boy"?" "Nathan, you shouldn't be speaking to your mother in that tone of voice." "Forgive me, but it seems to me that Wayne needs a tad more disci..." "Sorry, Mom." "I don't know where my head was." "Wayne is quite self-disciplined for his age." "Meaning...." "He does seem very disciplined, but I wonder, do you think it's the best thing for a child..." "Lila's a nature writer, Mother." "Did you know that?" "She writes about animals and nature, many other things about nature in addition to that." "Wind, animals, uh, what have you." "Squirrels." "I love nature..." "As long as it stays in the zoo where it belongs." "( Laughing )" "Ha ha ha ha ha." "( Chuckles )" "I hate Wayne, don't you?" "( Water running )" "Listen, I'm sorry about my mother's reaction to your work." "What are you doing in there?" "You didn't seem sorry when you were laughing at her endless, stupid, cruel animal jokes." "I was simply attempting to keep the evening light." "You know I feel similarly to you about nature." "Do you?" "Oh, yes, of course." "I love it." "Do you?" "Oh, do you, darling?" "It's my favorite, nature." "I'm so relieved." "Let's celebrate tomorrow with a long hike in the woods." "Oh, what a great idea." "Is that shaving cream?" "I don't think so." "Why?" "( Crowd murmuring )" "Then, gentlemen, one day I saw something" "I hadn't seen since my father's death." "I saw other apes." "Theychatteredawayin whatseemedto be gibberish." "LaterI learned it was English." "NowI wonderif perhaps my initial assessment hadn'tbeencorrect." "( Speaking foreign language )" "( Speaking foreign language )" "( Laughs )" "( Speaks foreign language )" "( Speaks foreign language )" "I saw a flash of white." "Did you see that?" "What?" "I don't know." "Something." "Deer?" "No." "Too upright." "A person?" "( Grunts )" "It might behoove us to turn back at this point." "If it's a person, why should we go see it?" "It's not like it's nature." "Lila, people who live in the woods don't want to be seen." "We should respect their wishes." "( Grunts in fear )" "This is how you get ticks." "This is it..." "Lyme disease." "( Pants, sniffs )" "For god's sake, what are you..." "An ape as I had never seen before, like me, yet different." "Andallat once, I felt a heat pass through me." "Gentlemen, I wanted to touch her, caressher, to be one with her." "Ihadurges I could not explain." "And so I did what any animal would do in that situation." "He bolted!" "( Grunting in alarm )" "Who are you?" "( Panting )" "You don't understand my language, do you?" "( Whimpers )" "Ohh." "( Grunting )" "( Branch cracks )" "Oh!" "Now look what you've done." "Is he dead?" "No." "Please, put something on." "It's cold." "You'll catch cold." "What do you suppose he is, a survivalist?" "I think he's feral." "Feral?" "Don't touch him." "He might be diseased." "He might..." "Oh, my God." "Rabies." "He looks perfectly fine." "I think we should go." "Nathan, I don't understand you." "This is fascinating." "Here's a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, and all you want to do is run to the car." "Hold on." "Ah!" "Nathan, you're starting to annoy me." "( Whispers ) Forget the mice." "Forget Guinea pigs, forget cats." "Monkeys, too." "I'm on to stage five with a human subject." "No." "I-I can change him." "I can teach him," "I can save this unfortunate man's life." "No, I won't let you." "It's wrong." "He's happy here." "Happy?" "Is he happy?" "Never to know the love of a good woman, never to read Moby Dick or marvel at a monet." "You'd be taking away his freedom." "Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose, Lila." "( Grunting softly )" "( French accent ) Doctor?" "( Howling )" "Good morning." "( Soft grunting )" "( Frantic grunting )" "( Electricity humming )" "( Growling )" "Only three shocks." "A chimp takes 15." "This is going to be très simple, no, Gabrielle?" "Oui,doctor." "Good morning, um..." "We need to give him a name, don't we?" "Oui." "You decide." "Today is your day." "Really?" "My day?" "Yes." "Um, well," "I had this sweet little mongrel doggy named Puff when I was a little girl." "Puff." "This one reminds me of my dog..." "All shaggy, so cute." "I loved my doggy very much, monsieur." "Puff it is, then." "Puff Bronfman." "Is that okay?" "Oui,monsieur." "Good morning, Puff Bronfman." "My name is Dr. Bronfman, and this is my assistant Gabrielle." "( Baby voice ) We're your mommy and daddy while you're here." "( Normal voice ) Would you like some salad, son?" "( Inhales )" "Gabrielle:" "Dr. Bronfman!" "Dr. Bronfman!" "Oh, hi, Gabrielle." "I just wanted to tell you that I very much enjoy working with you." "Oh." "Now I'm embarrassed that I say this." "Oh, no, don't be." "I really enjoy hearing that." "You're a terrific assistant, Gabrielle." "Merci." "I ..." "Do you, uh..." "Would you like to go get a cup of coffee, perhaps?" "Oh, um, well, uh..." "I..." "I don't know." "Uh, actually, I'm on my way to, um..." "Now I am truly embarrassed." "Forgive me." "I should not have asked such a stupid question." "I know you're a very important man..." "No, don't be silly." "Don't be silly." "You're so sweet." "( Crying )" "I'm sorry." " There, there." " Ohh." "You know just the right thing to say to me." "I'll see you tomorrow, okay?" "Oh, unless." "Am I fired now?" "No." "Of course not, Gabrielle." "I like it when you say my name." "Is that stupid?" "( Water running )" "( Telephone rings )" "( Ring )" "Hello." "Ohh, hi, Gabrielle." "Yes." "Lila:" "Who is it?" "Right, Gabrielle." "Yeah." "Who is it?" "Oh, uh..." "Someone from work!" "Uh, well, I think you took the right initiative." "I think that shows you to be very wise." "Oh, really?" "Who from work?" "Gabrielle." "Could you hold on just one minute?" "Yes." "Who is it, Nathan?" "I am on a work call, and I... ( Gasps )" "Nathan, I..." "It's hormonal." "I can't help it." "I'm sorry." "Nathan:" "Your entire body?" "Lila:" "I'm getting electrolysis." "Ittakestime." "Inthemeantime," "Ihaveto shave..." "Youhaveto shave likeanape." "Apesdon'tshave, yousonof abitch!" "Don'tquibble." "YouknowwhatImean ." "Nathan,pleasedon'tbe mad at me." "I'mnotmad." "I'm disgusted." "I'mthesameperson I was before you knew." "Ihaveto think." "I have to go." "Aah!" "Oh, God." "( Sobbing )" "( Whispers ) Oh, my god." "Hello?" "Is somebody there?" "Woman's voice:" "It's a lovely day, isn't it?" "No,thankyou." "I couldn't eat another bite." "Itislovely to make your acquaintance." "Myapologies,madam." "It shan't happen again." "Mycompliments to the chef..." "Nathan: "Idiopathic hirsutism occurs in women" ""who have hair follicles highly sensitive to normal female androgen."" "Youarelookinglovely..." "Nathan:" "How can I find myself in this mess?" "Is my girlfriend a man?" "No..." "But, see, she has hair." "She's not supposed to." "Oh, Doctor, I did not know." "I'm sorry to disturb you." "I just came for some papers I left." "I'm sorry I startled you." "I just came just in c..." "Oh, my God." "Did I hang up on you?" "Oui." "PerhapsIcalled at a bad time." "I am sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "I was distracted." " Is everything fine?" " Oui." " Ohh." "Phbbt." " Ha ha." "Now you've got me talking French." "Ha ha ha." "I was in my P.J.'S when I remembered there were some papers I need to go over." "See?" "I rushed right out of the house." "I must look a mess." "No, not at all." "I'm in my P.J.'S, too." "Funny, huh?" "Mm." "And how is our son?" " What?" " Our son?" "Puff." "Oh, uh..." "Oh." "He seems fine." "I guess we woke him up." "The lights." "I should turn them off." "Maybe I sing him a lullaby my mama sang to me when I was a little girl." "When you were a little French girl?" "But of course, silly." "Well, that might be very soothing." "For him..." "To hear that." "¶ Fais dodo ¶" "¶ lolo la petite poire ¶" "¶ fais dodo ¶" "¶ t'auras des colas ¶" "¶ maman est en haut ¶" "¶quifaitdugâteau¶" "¶ papa est en bas..." "Fait du chocolat ¶" "There." "Shall we close up, then?" "I shouldn't say this, but..." "You're a pretty girl, Gabrielle." "Really?" "Oh, I always think of myself so ugly." "No." "No, not ugly, but plain, a wallflower." "You're a very pretty girl." "You should know that." "You should be confident." "Oh, thank you so much." "Merci." "It's so wonderful to hear a man say such a nice compliment." "It's true." "I wouldn't lie." "You are sweet to me." "So soft." "Doctor!" "I'm sorry." "Shh." "( Indistinct )" "More..." "Hair." "( Sobbing )" "Nathan and Gabrielle:" "( Moaning )" "Woman's voice:" "My inseam is 36 inches." "Myshoesaresize11." "I saw it, gentlemen." "I saw the whole sweaty, passionate, ugly, beautiful act, and to use the vernacular..." "I wanted me some of that." "Ha ha ha ha." "And I think I understood from that moment that in order to get some," "I would have to play their game." "Excellent, Puff." "Excellent." "Excellent." "Now, the lady you're with excuses herself to go powder her nose." "( Polygraph scratching )" "Ah." "Ha ha ha ha." "Perfect, Puff." "Perfect." "Gabrielle:" "Bravo." "( Sighs )" "I still feel guilt, uh, even dead." "One would hope that, uh..." "You know, I really did love Lila." "It's just that with her...problem, and then when Gabrielle revealed her feelings, I..." "She was just so conventionally female." "She had that accent." "I, uh, I was lost from then on." "Are you seeing someone else, Nathan?" "I'm sorry to ask, but I feel like I need to know." "Course not." "It would be helpful to know." "No." "Because, you know, lately you seem so distant." "You work late every night, we hardly ever have sex, and when we do, it's... ( Sobs )" "Shh." "Different." "I've just been preoccupied lately, that's all." "Well..." "Do you like my new look?" "It's..." "It's nice." "Really?" "I'm trying, you know." "I'm trying to be what you want." "I want to be what you want me to be, Nathan." "All I want is..." "Shh!" "You're exactly what I want." "Really?" "Sure." "Of course." "I'm really trying." "You know what?" "Louise said that I only have two more years of electrolysis." " That's great." " Yeah." "And I signed up for a ballet class." "Look at my nails." "Like a real girl!" "That's a great color on you." "Oh, Nathan, let's have a baby." " Oo." " Ohh." "So that's the nightmare I've been having, and I can't for the life of me figure out what it's about." "I think it may be about Lila." "Lila?" "How?" "Well, ever since she broached the subject of children, you've been on edge, and I know you have an issue with her body hair." "Oh, I see." "Well, that's something to consider." "I felt it had more to do with child-rearing concerns..." "The monkey baby representing parental responsibility..." "Nathan." "I think it's important that you look at your feelings for Lila." "Well, I love Lila." "She's wonderful, and, uh, she loves me." "That's...that's no small potatoes." "She's a good person." "That's pretty rare in this world." "How could I stop loving someone because of a little p-ph-physical imperfection?" "If it can even be called that." "And how do you feel about Gabrielle?" "Puff: "Good Eve-ning, lay-dees" "and gen-tel-men."" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "( Faster ) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Bravo, Puff." "Bravo." "Isn't Puff doing spectacularly, honey?" "Gabrielle:" "Nathan, we have to talk, you and I." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "My little French poodle." "Stop." "Get away." "What?" "You have to choose, Nathan." "It is like Sophie's choice, only it is Nathan's choice." "Did you ever see that movie Sophie's choice?" "It is like that, only it is this." "I'm..." "I'm trying to sort things out." "No." "It is now that you must decide!" "I love you, Dr. Nathan." "But I will not wait." "I will not be your chippy, your little mademoiselle, parlez-vous side dish." "I want to have a sweet...tiny baby" "inside my belly..." "From you." "( Seagull crying, waves crashing )" "I love you so much, Gabrielle." "But...but..." "There is a but, Nathan!" "I don't know how to leave Lila." "Good-bye, Nathan!" "Oh, Nathan... ( Blender running )" "I'm so happy!" "I know everything's gonna be just great!" "( Blender stops )" "( Pours liquid )" "Voilà." "Here." " Voilà." " Oh, thanks." "How's work?" "Cruddy." "Are you satisfied?" "I don't want your work to be cruddy." "I'm sorry." "My assistant quit today." "Oh." "He was highly valuable to the project." "Well, baby, I'm so sorry." "Can you find somebody else?" "I guess." "Whatever." "Hey!" "I could come work for you." "I know I haven't been that supportive of the project, but I've come around." "It's a wonderful project, you taking that poor uncivilized creature and turning him into a human being." "What a compassionate, kind man you are." "I had sold my fucking soul." "I let her sell her soul." "I stood by as she did it." "It's inexcusable." "At the time, though, I thought it might be good for her." "When she came to work with Nathan, gentlemen, she seemed different..." "I don't know, somehow soulless." "(Womansingingopera)" "( Whispering )" "Shh." "( Humming )" "Bravo!" "Bravo to you, Puff." "Bravo!" "Tame me, darling!" "Tame your little monkey of love!" "( Moans )" "Well, I'm tamed, Dr. Bronfman." "I'm glad..." "My assistant." "Oh." "( Inhales )" "( Inhales )" "( Swishes wine )" "( Swallows )" "Thank you." ""I'll start today with the foie gras."" "( Sniffs )" "¶ I gotta crow ¶" "¶ I gotta crow ¶" "¶ I gotta crow ¶" "woman's voice:" "And raised totheheightsofculture andrefinement." "Thisisthepriceless giftbestoweduponme byDr.NathanBronfman." "Endoftape43." "I think he's ready." "Oh, boy!" "Oh, boy." "Now, Puff, we're leaving the electric collar on." "I don't think we'll need to shock you, but just in case." "Okay, that's fair." "Oh!" "( Inhales )" "Oh..." "Congratulations." "Oh." "Oh, thank you." "Oh, Puff, bad!" "Uhh!" "Ahem." "My apologies, madam." "It's all right, Puff." "Shan't happen again." "Shall we?" "( Brakes squeak )" "( Horn honks )" "( Siren wailing )" "( Slow piano music playing )" "This is great, Puff." "You're doing fine." "I'm loving this." "It's such a treat to be out and about." "What a wonderful invention the city is..." "The immense buildings of glass and steel glinting in the afternoon sun, the smartly dressed women in their best summer frocks, the colorful street vendors." "How is everything?" "Just spectacular." "Great salmon." "Fantastico." "You gotta give me the recipe." "My compliments to the chef." "I'm glad you like it." "Chef will be very..." "Please." "( Grunting )" "No!" "Uhh!" "Aah!" "So, will that be all?" "It shan't happen again, I swear." "I..." "I'm just getting my sea legs, you know?" "It's an animal urge, Puff." "It's nothing to be ashamed of." "Lila..." "Tell him." "You have to control it." "We're not monkeys." "Lila!" "Good." "You're doing fine." "You're doing very nicely." "I'm pleased." "Excellent." "( Pants )" "Great." "( Grunting )" "Aah!" "Nathan:" "Bad Puff." "Puff:" "Ass." "( Grunts )" "( Sniffs ) Ohh!" "Puff: ( Grunting and screaming )" "Phbbt." "Excellent work, Puff." "Extra dessert tonight." "Yahoo!" "Tomorrow, the acid test." "(Rockmusicplaying)" "Hi." "How y'all doing today?" "Very well." "Very well." "Very well." "Good enough." "What can I get you?" "Puff, why don't you order first?" "Uh, what's a Reuben, please?" "What's a what, sweetheart?" "A Reuben." "That's a sandwich with corned beef and Sauerkraut..." "Fine!" "That's what I'll have." "Corned beef is a good decent meat, and..." "Someone else please go now, please?" "( Groans )" "I'm proud of you, Puff." "You did remarkably well under difficult circumstances." "Absolutely." "Did I?" "I tried so hard." "I really concentrated." "Oh, I'm so happy!" "And because you did so well, we have a little surprise for you." "Extra dessert?" "Even better." "Surprise." "Surprise." "Free to come and go as you please." "There's even some "mad money"" "in the night table drawer for you." "It..." "It's wonderful." "Do you think I'm ready?" "Do you really?" "I trust you'll make good, mature decisions." "I trust you'll do the proper thing." "Oh, I will." "Your very trust has instilled an enormous sense of responsibility in me." "I don't want to disappoint you." "Good." "Remember, when in doubt, don't ever do what you really want to do." "That's the key." "Got it." "Oh, sorry, darling." "Ha ha ha ha." "Woman's voice:" "When some things are known, ofwhichtheone inheres in the other orislocallydistant isrelatedin someway  to the other, themindstraightawayknows, byvirtueof thatsimple apprehension of those things," "whetherthethinginheresor does not inhere, whether it..." "I'm gonna go down and check on Puff, see how he's holding up." "Should I come?" "Nah." "You just relax." "How's the book?" "Mm." "Good." "Won't be long." "( No accent ) Ugh." "Forget it." "Maybe I'll stay here and get shitfaced again." "Woman:" "That's a classy idea." "It passes the time, doesn't it?" "( Knock on door )" "Yeah, what?" "!" "Nathan:" "Hi." "It's Nathan." "Andthensheran into her old boyfriend..." "Call you back." "( French accent ) You bastard!" "What do you want?" "I wanted to talk." "You have made your decision," "Mr. stinky American." "I've got some things to tell you." "Like what?" "Well, I think it would be easier if I could talk to you face to face." "What for?" "!" "I think..." "You think too much!" "Your whole heart is one big thing with lots of "thinks" in it." "( Furniture creaks )" "Full of thinks!" "So many, you have nothing to think at all!" "What?" "( Vacuum running )" "You heard me!" "You make me want to be sick when you pretend you don't understand what I am saying to you." "Go away from here!" "( Water running )" "Okay." "Uh, look, um... ( Brushing teeth )" "I'm sorry to have bothered you." "( Indistinct ) All right, already!" "Come in if you must!" "The door's open, you son of a bitch!" "( Gargles, spits )" "(Jazzplaying)" "In here, you lousy piece of merde." "Well?" "God, you're beautiful." "Please, I look a mess." "No, you look so beautiful." "Anyway, come already to the point." "I'm going to leave Lila." "I can't stop thinking about you." "I've moved on." "I love you, Gabrielle." "Just give me some time to let Lila down easy." "She's a really nice girl, and I don't want to hurt her any more than necessary." "You hurt me, you know..." "When you made Nathan's choice." "Does that not even matter to you, you pig?" "( Choking )" "( Sighs, whistling )" "Hi." "You were gone a long time." "Yeah, well, Puff and I got into a big philosophical discussion." "He really is quite well-read considering he's only been literate for a month now." "He's gonna make us really famous, Lila." "So, he's doing okay?" "Yes." "Very well." "Just a quiet evening enjoying his new digs." "That's funny, because, you know," "I just went and picked him up at a flophouse on the lower east side..." "He called after he ran out of his mad money..." "Where he'd spent the entire evening drinking, watching strippers, and fucking a whore." "So what did you do tonight, honey?" "Uh..." "Shit." "What did you do tonight, honey?" "I'm in love with somebody else, Lila." "And what did you do tonight?" "I fucked her, okay?" "I fucked her." "Do you know what I gave up to be with you?" "Yes." "I gave up my soul!" "I gave up my beliefs, I gave up my body hair!" "( Opens door )" "So, without further ado," "I give you Dr. Nathan Bronfman and Puff." "( Applause )" "Thank you." "Let's get right to it." "Here we have Puff on the day of his capture." "( Crowd murmurs )" "(Growling and snarling )" "( Knock on door )" "No maid service!" "Can't you read the fucking" ""do not disturb" sign hanging on my fucking doorknob?" "!" "Lila, it's Louise." "Go the fuck away, Louise." "To say that he took me from crayons to perfume would be a vast understatement." "Dr. Bronfman took me from playing with my own feces, thentocrayons, then to an appreciation of the complex works of Franz Kline, Joseph Beuys, Marcel Duchamp, from compulsive masturbation..." "This is who I am, Louise." "This is what I look like." "This is me, and I don't want to pretend anymore." "I offer you electrolysis because, jeez, that's all I have to offer." "But I want whatever makes you happy, okay?" "Does this make you happy?" "No." "Why won't they let me be happy?" "( Sobbing )" "Oh, I don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do." "I don't..." "And I killed Puff." "No, you didn't." "Puff's not dead." "Sort of, he is and sort of I did it." "What are you talking about?" "You come home with me." "I'm gonna fix you right up, work around the clock till it's done." "And so, good night, adieu, until we meet again." "Au revoir." "You were wonderful." "Was I?" "I wasn't a tad stiff?" "Don't be silly." "And you..." "Were wonderful, too." "I especially liked the way you said, "au revoir."" "Come on, you two." "Let's go celebrate." "( Banging )" "Gabrielle: ( Moaning )" "Ooh, that's nice." "My name's Puff." "( Applause )" "And now, the tango." "(Tangomusicplaying)" "( Zap )" "( Zap )" "I thought it went splendid today." "You two make an excellent team." "Ha ha ha." "Fantastique." "( Banging )" "( Zap )" "( Zap )" "To be taken from the depths of depravity and ignorance and raised to the heights of culture and refinement." "This is the priceless gift bestowed on me by Dr. Nathan Bronfman." "( Zap )" "( Blows ) Done." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Lila:" "Whoo!" "( Unzips pants )" "Gabrielle:" "So, we have 17 new bookings, my wonderful man." "Nathan:" "Terrific." "We're all going to be rich and famous." "Thanks to you, Nate." "Thanks to you, buddy, and your diligence and your intelligence and perseverance, and, of course, to you, my sweet, for your..." "For your moral support." "Hear, hear." "Excuse me." "Are you Dr. Bronfman?" "Yes." "Is that a little boy?" "Oh, no, Puff, this is a dwarf." "I guess they prefer to be called "little people,"" "isn't that correct, my good man?" "In actuality, I'd prefer to be called Dr. Edelstein." "Ah, yes." "Um, well, Dr. Edelstein is a fully-grown adult, Puff, believe it or not, who, due to a genetic anomaly..." "Achondroplasia." "Due to achondroplasia, is actually a miniature human being." "Interesting." "Now, Dr. Edelstein, what is it we can do for you?" "For starters, you can find your way into that ludicrous lucite case." "Not you." "Not you." "Look, what is this about?" "We have no money on the premises." "Please, if you're from some little person..." "Or rather, achondroplasiac terrorist group," "I want you to know I fully support your cau..." "I'm beginning to tire of you, Dr. Bronfman." "( Footsteps )" "Lila?" "Surprised, dear heart?" "This is Lila?" "Yes, this is Lila..." "Cunt." "American, and proud of it." "( Whimpers )" "The hair's gone, Nathan, all taken care of, and I have muscles now, and I get looks every day in the street." "You're beautiful." "Do you want to touch me, Nathan, or what?" "Yes." "Poor baby." "Thank you, Frank." "You're the best." "Anything and everything for you, my dear." "Frank and I both know what it is to be shunned because of our appearance." "The attempt to force human beings to despise themselves is what I call hell." "André Malraux." "Amen." "Sorry." "Parking's a bitch at this place." "There's an overflow lot across the street." "Yeah, I found it." "Just over on tilton." "You can't miss it." "Right next to the V.A. Hospital." "Nathan:" "And we'd be happy to validate your stub." "Tie him up." "With pleasure." "Louise:" "All right, Fifi, give me the hands." "Dutempsquelanature en sa verve puissante?" "Conçevaitchaquejour des enfants monstrueux." "J'eusseaimevivre auprès d'une jeûne géante." "( Chuckling )" "Commeauxpiedsd'unereine un chat voluptueux?" "Oui?" "( Starts engine )" "Stay." "Bad." "Get up." "Stop." "Take off your clothes." "Come on." "Off." "Lila:" "We're going back to nature, you and I." "I'm going to retrain you." "I'm going to make you free again." "But I like being human now." "( Electricity crackles ) Aah!" "I want to be the way I was before?" "Good." "And I'm gonna show you how." "And so began my re-education, gentlemen." "Lila taught me so much." "She was a stern but fair teacher, and over time, I began to remember the joy of living in pure state of being." "But something else happened as well, something perhaps distinctly human." "( Sniffs )" "Boy, you look so good from this angle." "Shh." "Sorry." "( Electricity crackles ) Aah!" "Oo." "Oo." "( Breathing heavily )" "( Growls playfully )" "( Electricity crackling )" "Woman's voice:" "You are looking lovely this evening." "Hello,mynameisPuff ." "(Indistinct)" "Do you want to touch me, Nathan, or what?" "Huh?" "( Kisses him )" "I think something is wrong with Nathan." "I do think something is wrong, Nathan." "You have changed." "You are moody." "You lash out." "I feel when you make love to me, you really make love to someone else." "He hardly looks at me during our lovemaking sessions." "I'd never stop looking at you if you were my girl." "Mother, will you please tell Wayne to stop hitting on my girlfriend?" "He's a six-year-old boy, Nathan." "He's hitting on her." "That's not hitting on her?" "Calm down." "No one's hitting on anyone." "Maybe you could learn something from your brother about how to treat a woman." "Do you no longer love me or what?" "Tell me now!" "( Cocks pistol )" "( Grunts in fear )" "Just as I suspected." "Get down from the tree." "( Grunts )" "Oh, please." "Is that as articulate as you can be?" "( Grunts )" "After all the time" "I spent teaching you." "We've discussed wittgenstein, for god's sake." "Not that you ever had anything enlightening to say on the subject." "Oh, don't worry, Lila." "I'm only here for Puff." "( Grunts )" "I have Gabrielle now." "She's a wonderful girl, not some sweaty, dirty, lusty..." "Girl." "( Grunts )" "Can I touch you, Lila?" "Just smell you, how you smell now..." "All dirty and powerful." "Please teach me how to be an ape, too." "I'll study real hard." "See, I..." "I've been practicing." "I'm not really good at it yet, but watch." "I'm trying." "( Grunting )" "( Growls )" "Put the gun down." "Please, let's be reasonable human beings here." "Look, you and Lila stay and have your natural life." "I'll go." "You'll never see me again." "I'm not a...ape." "Can I talk?" "I have to talk." "Hello, Nathan." "Nice to see you." "Allow me to explain my position." "Before you found me, I was a simple, complete being in Harmony with my world." "After you, I became duplicitous, anal, totally out of touch with my surroundings." "In a word, Nathan, I...became you." "Lila has reintroduced me to myself." "Hello, Lila." "I love and honor you." "I think you should put the gun down." "Please!" "Don't interrupt me." "How very rude...of you." "Wo..." "Wo..." "Woh..." "Woh..." "Words." "Words, words, words." "Words are evil." "Are they not evil, these words we use?" "Hmm?" "Does anyone know the definition of simultanagnosia?" "I was intending to look it up before Lila saved me." "It's the inability to perceive elements as components of a whole." "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "My pleasure." "Don't mention it." "Good to see you again." "Stop!" "Okay, now I'm confused." "Nothing's right." "I need to make sense." "I need...need..." "need to make...sense!" "I need..." "I need..." "I need..." "I need to make sense." "Puff." "I need to make..." "You're agitated." "I talk!" "I!" "I talk!" "Not you!" "I!" "I talk!" "( Off-key ) ¶ I sing ¶" "I dance." "( Whispers ) All right." "I kill you, hmm?" "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "( Caws )" "( Mice squeak )" "And then..." "I shot Nathan." "Then Lila shot Nathan." "Then Puff shot me." "Then I died." "That's all I know." "That's the end of my story." "Do I go to heaven now?" "Or is it hell?" "Or what?" "I just stay here?" "I..." "I just stay here and tell it again?" "Puff." "What happened to you was as much my fault as Nathan's." "I'm gonna turn myself in for the murder." "I won't let you do that." "Stay here in the woods." "This is a sacrifice I need to make." "Then I'll live for both of us." "I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest." "That's what I'm counting on." "But first go back and testify before congress about...the waywardness of humankind." "Okay." "If you think it'll help." "Andso,gentlemen, that is my story." "Iagreedto testify before this committee becauseI hopedto convey to the American public thatthereis indeed a paradise lost." "Humanbeings have become so enamored oftheir intellectual prowess thatthey'veforgotten to look to the earth as a teacher." "This is hubris, my friends." "And my story of destruction and betrayal is proof of that." "I will keep my promise to Lila." "I will shed this suit and return to the wilderness." "I will live out my days naked and free." "Thank you, sir, and God bless you." "Your story has deeply touched us all." "We will pass some legislation addressing this problem." "Puff:" "Thank you." "ThatisallIask." "Good-bye,Lila." "Itakeyouwithme in my untamed heart." "Oo." "Uhh." "( No audio )" "( Siren wailing )" "( Truck horn blowing )" "( Whistling, cheering )" "Man:" "I have to say the crowd is just eating it up." "Ithinkmaybe he has touched us all withhismessageofrespect for the natural world, andperhapswe 'veallgrown a little bit today." "He'sjustturnedwest onto bourne and..." "( Cheering )" "( Camera shutters clicking )" "Rrah!" "Ha ha ha." "( Cow moos )" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Yes?" "I saw you on C-span..." "And I've been looking for you for 30 years, and there you were..." "Such a beautiful, beautiful grown man." "Mother?" "Yes..." "Derek." "It's a pleasure to meet you, Mother, but I'm an ape like Dad was, and I have to go back into the woods now..." "Forever." "Oh, I..." "I suppose so." "I..." "I..." "I suppose that's what I thought you were gonna say." "Yes." "It's good to see you again, though." "I'm in the book if you want to, you know, drop me a line or something." "I'm an ape, Mom." "I'm an ape, and apes don't drop lines." "( Shivering )" "( French accent ) Hello, my little boy." "Hey, Ma." "Did you bring any clothes?" "I'm freezing my ass off." "Oui." "Nathan'ssuit." "Sweet." "You know, I've wanted you forever." "Say my name." "( French accent ) Gabrielle." "Ohh." "You remind me so much of Nathan." "Like father, like son." "Plus, so much of my little mongrel doggy." "Arf." "Ooh." "( Growls )" "Let's go eat." "I'm starving." "French?" "Oui." "Lila: ¶ as I lie ¶" "¶ here ¶" "¶ now ¶" "¶ all alone ¶" "¶ eyes closed ¶" "¶ gone now ¶" "( squeaking )" "¶ I feel the breeze ¶" "¶ because you are with me ¶" "¶ I see the trees ¶" "¶ the leaves rippling in the sun ¶" "¶ long as you're here with me ¶" "¶ we walk along ¶" "¶ through fields of rue and Heather ¶" "¶ we'll sing our song ¶" "¶ of love and eternity ¶" "¶ I will not look away ¶" "¶ you are me ¶" "¶ so I'm free ¶" "¶ unshackled, unchained, understood ¶" "¶ I am you ¶" "¶ I'm not blue ¶" "¶ I'm back again with you in the woods ¶" "¶ run far away ¶" "¶ no, you don't have to stay because wherever ¶" "¶ you go ¶" "¶ is here ¶" "¶ I will be with you ¶" "¶ forever ¶" "¶ because you let me in your heart ¶" "¶ and I am ¶" "¶ here ¶" "¶ now ¶" "woman's voice:" "When some things are known, ofwhichtheone inheres in the other orislocallydistant from the other, orisrelatedinsome way to the other, themindstraightawayknows, byvirtueof thatsimple apprehension of those things," "whetherthethinginheres or does not inhere..." "Whetheritis distantornot,  andso,withother contingent truths, andingeneral,everysimple apprehension of a term orofterms..." "Thatis,  of a thing or things..." "Bymeansof which some contingent truths, especiallyconcerning the present, cannowbe known." "Inestablishingaxioms by this kind of induction, wemustalsoexamine andtrywhetherthe axiom so established beframedthemeasure of those particulars onlyforwhich it is derived orwhetherit be larger and wider." "Andifit be larger and wider, wemustobservewhether, byindicatingto us  new particulars, itconcerns wideness and largeness asby a collateral security, thatwemaynot  either stick fast inthingsalreadyknown" "orlooselygraspatshadows and abstract forms." "Thatwemaynot  either stick fast inthingsalreadyknown, orlooselygraspatshadows and abstract forms andnotat thingssolid and realized in matter."