"Now I've got you!" "I'm Kees!" "Asshole!" "That's mean!" "You know I'm afraid of Kees." "It's really nasty to joke about that." "He'd never do that, he just writes letters." "I'm sorry." "Shall we go?" "Here, your book." "No, I want another comic book." "The new one, about Tintin." "He wants another one." "We left it at home, darling." "I'll bring it on Thursday, when I'll go to the conference." "You're going to the conference?" "Are you going to ruin the entire holiday... by whining about that one day that I have to go to the conference?" "I just wasn't sure if you were going." "Alright, I'm only asking." "Can't Tineke go instead?" "She's on holiday." "You're also on holiday." "Look, hills." "Just your cup of tea, Guus." "In this silence, people can talk to each other again." "Know what I mean?" "Nice and quiet, Guus." "No houses or people." "Did you turn off the gas?" "Everything has been turned off, darling." "Oh God!" "This is a road!" "You're going way too fast, man!" "He's a sportsman, how nice." "That's part of a camping." "We'll call the neighbours about the gas." "Do they know we're on holiday?" "You'll go for a run too, darling." "You'll feel good." "Yes, I'll run home." "We have to order more toilet paper." "Remember that those bottles have gone up ten cents." "Don't let any children touch the sunglasses." "Astrid, there's someone at the barrier." "Where did I end up now?" "This is the camping." "I'll never fit." "We're going." "Hello, I'm Mrs Hoogland." "Yes, I spoke to you on the phone." "I'm way too big, Madam." "No, you'll fit on the edge, next to the yellow tent." "It's a very nice spot." "And that's the mere?" "Yes, it is." "Can you show me some ID later?" "Is there electricity?" "Yes, on the power poles." "And could you pay in advance?" "Have a very nice day." "Isn't it way too boggy there?" "No, it's a beautiful spot." "Have fun." "That's 85 cents." "I have no money." "You have no money?" "Can you walk him to his mother?" "This way, Guus." "Can I?" "Come, Guus." "Can I do it?" "Come backward!" "Trix!" "Trix, I have to be able to see you!" "Stop!" "Stop, Guus!" "Go away with that ball." "Easy, easy, sir." "This is a camping, not a holiday park." "It's not a football pitch either." "Pay attention, Trix." "Yes, thank you." "Yes?" "Alright." "Yes, beautiful!" "Yes, this is good." "Is this alright?" "This is alright." "This is good." "Good." "Do you want to have a drink over there first?" "Or shall I first put our chairs out?" "Or do you want to freshen up a bit first?" "Relax." "Holiday, holiday, holiday!" "The whole ship was damaged and full of water." "Reina!" "Bye." "Bye." "And then?" "I brought one for you too, mum." "Nice." "Nice, you got a good one." "This is no playground for children, little girl." "Don't mess with water here." "Go home quickly." "Reina!" "Reina!" "14-4." "Hit it." "Hit it then." "Get it." "Go get it." "It's your turn." "Check." "No, like this." "No." "The king's not in check like that." "But I can put it there." "No, it was here." "All the windows have to be closed, because sometimes a tiger comes... and tries to pull the wipers off." "Is this one yours?" "We found him." "No, he's not ours." "We have a lot of them, but not that many." "He lives behind there and his name's Jan, right?" "Beautiful fish." "Yes, do you like fish?" "You bet." "Have dinner with us then." "Sounds great." "It's only the two of you anyway." "That'll be nice." "Here we go again." "Mummy's hiding." "This will be funny, look." "Daddy's going to read a story, alright?" "You're very sweet." "Shall mummy read you from a book?" "No, daddy should do it." "Yes, I'll read you a story." "What shall we do?" "We can make plays." "Ok, but they have to be good and we'll make them." "And who starts crying is out." "Ok." "These two connect and then you have to push them in." "What are you doing?" "We're putting up Jos' tent." "Now?" "Yes, he sleeps separately, doesn't he?" "No, he'll sleep in the caravan tonight." "It's the first day." "I want to sleep in the tent, please!" "Then I'll have to get up at night because you'll be afraid." "So he'll sleep in the caravan with us." "Yes, tonight he will." "Alright then." "We'll do it tomorrow, Jos." "No, I don't want any charity." "You can sleep in the tent, darling." "It was a good idea of daddy." "Serve everybody another drink." "Last year I got a call about a broken down car in Amsterdam." "When I got there, there were 20 people there." "So I thought:" "What's going on here?" "There was a child in the water!" "Everybody was watching." "And nobody did anything?" "No." "I jumped in the water." "Black!" "And it stank!" "Unbelievable." "Do you know who arrived at the camping yesterday?" "I've been wondering all day what her name is." "Jessica Bannink, from those programs." "I once tried to get a cat out using a broom handle, but that didn't work." "There were two patients once in the asylum." "If you left the door open, they'd walk straight into the canal." "They kept being saved." "Klaas, shall we..." "Who wants another drink?" "I think we have to be going." "I've got pins and needles in my leg." "It was very nice." "Goodbye." "Bye." "Don't get lost." "Your caravan's there." "I'm a bit drunk, but I'll be ok." "Bye." "See you tomorrow." "They're quite normal people when you meet them face to face." "But I didn't like that joke about the dog." "Don't you know that those two guys live together?" "Yes, homosexuals." "One in ten Dutch, I read." "It's true, Kees." "You didn't know?" "No!" "All those stories and now this." "You're drunk." "We're going to swim." "No, you're not going to swim." "We're going into the water!" "We're going into the water." "Lovely!" "Your watch!" "So good!" "Jump in!" "I'm going." "I'll do a handstand." "Come out." "You can't do that." "Do you want a cup of coffee?" "Who could have known this morning... that we'd be feeling this good on the Veluwe." "You bought a beautiful caravan." "Time to relax." "It's all about relaxing." "You've earned it, haven't you?" "You've got such a cute nose." "We'll have to cut this." "We've got plenty of time." "We'll recover a bit tomorrow." "This is the ladies' toilet, sir." "The men's toilet's there." "But those are men's boots." "Sir, you're in the ladies' toilet." "Come off that john!" "Who is it?" "I don't know." "Who's the boss here?" "My mother." "Where is she?" "In the shop, I believe." "Hold this." "Stay here, I'll be right back." "This one." "Where did that guy go?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, there was a guy here." "Where is he?" "Did you see him too?" "He walked off." "Walked off?" "What did he look like?" "I couldn't see very well." "Did he run away fast?" "Maybe he had to go urgently." "That's no reason to walk away fast." "I've never had any complaints." "I'll keep an eye on things." "I find this very strange." "And then to walk away fast!" "I'll keep an eye on things!" "Didn't you pay attention?" "Who was it?" "I don't know." "That's all you can say." "And it's still clogged, hurry up." "Before there's a whole queue waiting." "It's so gross." "No, listen, mother..." "Did you want that?" "Actually... have you seen my husband?" "No, I haven't." "That's 1.35." "My husband has the wallet." "Then I can't give it to you." "I'll lend it to you." "How much is it?" "1.35." "I'll pay you back right away." "He'll be here soon." "Do you have any mail for me?" "Thank you." "Right..." "You lent my wife some money." "What do I owe you?" "Oh, for the toilet paper." "1.35, I think." "What's that?" "How does he know we're here?" "Where did he send it from?" "Uddel?" "He's in the area, he's here." "I want to leave right away, darling." "Yes, you're the lady from TV." "From that program..." "Upside Down." "My name's Veldhoven." "This is my wife, Loes." "And these are Martijn, Erwin and Maurits." "I can't believe you're on our camping site." "We always watch your programs." "Yes, very interesting." "That episode about that woman was beautiful." "I thought it was a bit black and white." "But it was in colour." "But I hated the episode about the open asylum." "Guus..." "I hated it." "Those patients who can walk out and decide when they'll come back." "Who knows where these people are going?" "My husband has been trying all day to find that man from the toilets." "What man was that in the toilets?" "My husband was threatened by this man." "See?" "That man's at this camping site." "These people are being threatened!" "And that girl!" "Have you seen anything?" "No, but I did get another letter." "Mrs Bannink received a letter this morning, on the camping site." "My wife has been receiving these letters from a man called Kees, for a year now." "My name's Kees but I didn't write those letters." "The problem is that we got another letter this morning." "And now my wife's upset." "Go comfort your wife!" "Let's all make sure nothing bad happens." "Together." "If you see anything suspect, come to my caravan." "We'll make sure everybody has a pleasant holiday." "We never do that." "But we'll do it now." "Don't get worked up by that panic-monger." "Leave me alone." "The door's open." "They can take everything." "Can't you trust anyone?" "No." "The towels have to go in too." "The parasol as well." "The parasol and the chairs as well." "Let go off that chair!" "I'll stay here then." "But I wrote that letter, he didn't." "Guys, Kees is coming!" "The trap's finished." "Let's hide." "Come quickly!" "I'm Kees!" "Help!" "Help!" "We've got him!" "Go higher." "No." "You know you shouldn't do that." "You'll break it." "Don't be a pain." "Don't do that anymore." "You too." "I've had enough of this." "You know you shouldn't do that." "See?" "It looks a bit like a baby." "Can I have an apple, mum?" "Later, when you'll go to bed." "Unpleasant situation with Mrs Bannink." "It'll be alright, Astrid." "She did get that letter in the mail with our address on it." "People bring their sensationalism from the city." "Here, they're overwhelmed by nature so they look for something else." "Do you think?" "It still scared me a lot." "Don't panic, Astrid." "I'm not panicking." "Yes, you are." "Be a bit more precise." "It also has to go into those gaps." "Don't look so uninterested, Reina." "What's wrong with you?" "I don't understand you." "When I ask you something, you don't reply." "Don't you feel well?" "I'm fine." "I always have to do so much." "Does your mother have to do everything on her own?" "I have to clean all day long and I never get a day off." "You get a whole afternoon off." "All my friends are on holiday abroad, like Mallorca." "As if those places are so much fun." "You've always liked being at the camping." "People go here on their holiday." "What more do you want?" "And you're getting paid for it." "Right, 2.50 a day." "In a supermarket, they make 30 bucks a day." "Go work in one of those consumption factories then." "Rather than here in nature." "I don't mind talking about it with you, but not in this manner." "Just say what you think." "I just see it differently than you." "Do you enjoy yourself here?" "Reina, can you get that bin?" "Put it on the couch." "Open it, please." "What, is that yours?" "Did you buy that?" "Ridiculous." "Is that mascara?" "You don't need that, Reina." "Ridiculous that you buy that." "And you can get bad infections from it." "Throw it out." "And go and close up." "And then straight to bed, darling." "Spades." "Do you want another one?" "Astrid, how long have you been looking after me?" "Since five years." "So we're celebrating tonight." "That's why I want to give you something." "You don't have to do that." "I made up the bill for all those five years." "And I want to give it to you." "I don't want this." "I'd never be able to repay you." "That's why I have another idea." "Which would make my debt also your debt." "Would you marry me, Astrid?" "What do you think?" "I'll think about it." "What's wrong, Kees?" "Nothing." "Did you have a late night?" "It's driving me nuts." "There are always people around." "That's also your own fault." "Because I told them to drop by?" "If you tell everybody where we are, you know they'll come." "Did they say when they'll leave?" "They might stay all weekend." "I wanted to go to the kite party with the children today." "Just do it." "I'll go too." "But you can't pretend they're not here." "No." "Is everything alright, Fred?" "Yes, I was very cold last night." "You were cold?" "Have some hot tea." "Do you have coffee?" "I don't like tea." "I don't have any coffee, sorry." "We really hit the bottle last night." "I already got the stomach pills ready." "My eggs are burning!" "Everything alright, Martijn?" "Did you know eggs are really bad for you?" "Yes, for people like you, but for normal people they're nice." "Careful of my kite!" "You're doing it all wrong." "Look." "This will never fly." "I used to be the champion of my class." "Maybe you can explain." "Are you coming to the kite party?" "Is there a kite party?" "Jet, there's a kite party later." "Let's stay a bit longer and go there." "Yes, it'll be fun." "Have you seen my daughter?" "Have you seen my daughter?" "No." "Have you seen my daughter?" "Will you lock the door, Trix?" "Would you like some coffee?" "I just made a pot." "She's got a whole pot of it." "We were going for a walk." "I have enough." "Maybe we can have coffee first." "Hello, I'm Wim." "My name's Trix." "And his name's Guus, my golden goose." "Coffee with milk and sugar?" "Yes, have a look around." "There aren't many children, are there?" "They've gone to the kite party." "You sit there, Guus." "Cookies." "Have two." "Otherwise the chocolate will melt." "No, thanks." "Nice, isn't it?" "It's completely level." "We could see the road." "You can see the whole camping from here." "You have a cheerful caravan." "What did you say?" "Are you itching?" "From the mosquitoes." "It sometimes keeps me awake at night." "Isn't it strange?" "There's something else that keeps Trix awake." "Ever since what happened." "Yes, the lady with the letters." "Do you think that's real?" "We need to avoid disasters from happening." "He's always using those the binoculars and then I can 't sleep." "Rita takes one little pill and she's gone." "That's why we're going for a very long walk." "Yes... yes, of course." "Thank you." "She didn't collect the mail." "I want to get as high as those people." "Tuna, I like that." "Protein, vitamins..." "Mrs Bannink, did you get any mail?" "No." "Good!" "This is such a... casual visit." "I feel completely at ease." "You can't do that with everybody." "We just click with each other." "You're so beautiful." "You're such a great person." "I'm sorry, Astrid, I'm stuck." "The children made something here." "I came here because I thought I saw Reina over there." "You go have a look, I'll wait here." "There will be someone who..." "Just go." "I can't leave you here." "Of course you can." "I'll help." "This is not like Reina." "She's always very clear about where she's going." "Put some thought into it." "I am." "It's my fault." "Don't blame yourself." "I always take sides." "It's true." "The poor child never had a father." "Reina, where are you?" "I feel responsible too." "She's also a bit my daughter." "Take it easy." "It'll be alright." "So beautiful!" "It's just as of everything has stopped." "It's one of those moments..." "Sometimes I think:" "If I could do it all over again..." "That's Martijn's kite." "Then I'd do it the exact same way." "What did I tell you?" "The tail's no good." "That caravan." "I don't get it." "No, my husband doesn't want that." "I'm not taking anything off!" "Why don't you put on your shorts?" "Yes, yes!" "Take it easy." "That husband of mine..." "He always tells me I do things the wrong way." "He always takes over." "When I'm in a shop, he follows me all the way!" "And when I turn around, I see him standing there." "Do you want to know why he walks after you?" "Because he's a walker." "He walks!" "You should also tell her why!" "Because I have to help you, Rita." "Because you can't do it alone." "If you cook dinner, it'll never be finished!" "She'll call me!" "Go away!" "Tell this man the truth!" "Tell him the truth!" "What a tent!" "What a tent!" "Leave that!" "No coffee..." "Do you know where my daughter is?" "She wasn't in the caravan this morning!" "We've looked everywhere." "The letters... he's close!" "The children, the children!" "Follow me!" "Turn that thing around!" "The children!" "Sounds like they're having fun." "Yes." "Stop!" "Stop!" "We'll get them back to the camping!" "We'll take the responsibility!" "We're coming to get you, girl!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "He's here!" "The children!" "Back to the camping site now!" "Back to the camping site!" "Don't talk back!" "Everybody back to the camping!" "All the children back!" "What's going on?" "I don't know." "The daughter of Mrs Van Havelte's missing!" "Keep going, please!" "Hurry up, kid, what did I just say?" "Don't look so dumb, hurry!" "My father gave me those, darling!" "Careful with the binoculars." "My father gave them to me." "Damn it!" "Keep going!" "There's someone there, Trix!" "Back to the camping!" "Everybody's angry!" "It's my holiday too!" "I didn't sprain my foot, I just had a pebble in my shoe." "Are we getting coffee now?" "You're looking for the girl who serves here, right?" "Yes." "We saw her an hour ago." "She saw her." "She was with a boy, near the water." "Behind those trees there." "She's near the forest trail!" "There he goes again." "That asshole ruined the afternoon." "I think they saw that girl." "Shall we go with them?" "Are you mad, we're going to eat." "What are you cooking, Loes?" "Guys, I'm sorry, but you're leaving now!" "Get your things and go!" "There's a fine restaurant down the road if you need to eat." "You have to go." "It's too much!" "I want you all to go." "It's over, understood?" "Darling, if you have problems..." "You're fine people, but you have to get lost!" "If you have problems, don't take them out on us." "Problems, damn it..." "You're the only problem we have!" "You're our problems." "We're not a hotel!" "What happened to the hospitality you were talking about?" "Bloody hell, how can you?" "Do you think..." "Get lost!" "I'm off!" "What will I tell them at home?" "The ants only collect round pebbles." "They're millions of years old." "The force of nature is in these things." "That's why the Indians collect them." "They make medicine pouches of them." "Shall I make you a medicine pouch too?" "You'd never have to be afraid anymore." "What shall I say at home?" "You have your rights." "You don't have to be afraid of anything." "You're entitled to a day off." "Just tell them what we did." "That you've seen a sunrise for the first time ever." "That we've seen wild boars." "They won't listen to me anyway." "Do you remember what you are?" "A fox." "You have the power of a fox in your eyes." "What does a fox do when he enters a chicken coop?" "He hypnotises the chickens with his eyes." "When you enter the caravan and you see those two chickens... just think to yourself that your hungry." "You'll look at them... and you'll ask yourself:" "Who shall I eat?" "I'd rather eat you!" "Have mercy!" "What if they've called the police?" "That's a no-brainer." "Just tell them you have to work from 7 AM till 10 PM for 2.50 a day." "That's child abuse." "They'll go to jail for 30 years." "And we can move to Denmark and have 7 children." "I don't think I'll have the guts to say that." "Ok, no more hiding in toilets." "I'll bring you home myself." "I'll tell your mother what I think of her." "For letting her own daughter clean up other people's shit." "I'll pull that Van Havelte out of his pram and tell him what I think of him." "Do you feel like a Van Havelte roll?" "Yes?" "For lunch then." "Did you want a medicine pouch?" "I'll keep looking." "Why aren't you looking?" "I'm looking for you." "There's no salt on the eggs." "These chairs are too small." "I want a new one!" "Are we getting desert?" "I'm hungry!" "We'll eat soon." "I want to eat now!" "Ok, let's ride our bikes now." "A bike ride." "You shouldn't whine." "Exactly!" "Profiteers!" "Whiners!" "Assholes!" "It's very annoying." "We're all depressed by it." "It was a very unpleasant day." "But what can we do?" "She's like my child." "That's why it bothers me so much." "We always had such great summers at this beautiful camping site." "And the girl has to enjoy it as well." "Hey, stop!" "Stop right away!" "Stop, sir!" "Listen to me!" "Please stop!" "Stop and get off!" "Stop!" "I'm ordering you to get off!" "Can I bring my girl home?" "Get off that bike!" "Where were you all day?" "Do you know how worried we were?" "I'm so glad you're back, darling." "Let's go in." "Everybody's watching." "Guus, finally!" "The girl's been found." "Everything's alright." "It was her boyfriend." "You don't need to worry anymore." "You've been looking so hard, darling." "I love you so much." "We'll wash this tomorrow." "Oh, darling, we'll go and relax in the caravan." "My sweetheart." "Hello, Loes." "Hey, Loes." "Wake up." "I've brought you some milk." "Are they still asleep?" "Yes." "Maybe we can go into the forest." "On bike, the two of us." "Yes." "Yes." "Drink your milk." "I'll make you a sandwich." "Nice." "I'm getting dressed." "Put her on the back." "What are you doing?" "We're going for a bike ride." "Can I come?" "Hurry up then and be quiet." "I want to come too." "Get dressed." "Can't we come?" "Hurry up." "The whole camping's still asleep." "Hurry up, guys." "Or they'll all be awake." "Morning, neighbour." "Gone for a run yet?" "No, I'm about to." "Are you going for a bike ride?" "Yes, want to come too?" "I'll call Wim." "Alright, nice." "Wim!" "Get dressed, guys." "No, they have to write the letter." "It's not our responsibility at all." "They sent the wrong material and we have to make new." "They provide a service, don't they?" "Yes, you have to make it very clear that we're not paying for it." "Yes?" "Alright." "Yes, we'll send a car to that woman." "She's not very mobile." "Yes." "Have you sent the lists to everybody?" "Alright, I don't have to worry then." "Thanks, Harry." "Bye." "NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT MISS CAMPING CONTEST" "Interesting conference?" "Interesting speakers?" "What's it about?" "Euthanasia?" "Oh, sorry." "I already told you, but I'll tell you again." "When I'll come back." "What time will Jos be back from the bike ride?" "Who's doubling him?" "Yes, he's being doubled." "The Chinese invaded the country last night." "We all have to turn in our shoes." "Do we have any?" "No, nothing." "What time will you be back?" "7 o'clock, 8 o'clock?" "What time will you be back?" "Just let me finish this for a moment." "Yes, but what time will you be back?" "Hello Mrs Bannink, sir." "Hello, ladies." "There's a Miss Camping Contest tonight." "We're organising it." "We wanted to ask your husband to host it." "I don't think my husband has time for that, right Han?" "I think I can find a gap in my schedule." "Just to do you a favour." "Alright." "It's a huge favour!" "I'll do it." "Yes?" "We're lucky." "Thank you." "We'll talk about the details, ok?" "I'll come to you, because we're flexible." "Bye." "Bye." "At least you'll have something to do while I'll be gone." "Have you ever seen a beauty contest?" "Yes." "You're crazy, you know that." "Yes, completely crazy." "No, you're right, it's a delicate situation." "But if the ladies know that the host is on their side... we may be able to limit the psychological damage, don't you think?" "Am I supposed to be present?" "If you'll be back in time." "No, I won't do it." "I'm on holiday." "So you won't do it." "Yes, I'll do it." "I'm on holiday anyway." "Will you do it or not?" "You know what it is?" "I'm here but I'm not here." "Give him my regards to that son of ours." "Bye." "Bye." "Shouldn't you let Reina do that?" "I'd rather let her sleep in this morning." "I'm coming." "We're closed." "Go away!" "Astrid, have you decided?" "No, I don't know yet." "I'll wait." "Trix, wait until I've done the other side too." "Hello, sweetheart." "How did it go?" "Was it very bad last night?" "They were very angry." "My mother was yelling for hours." "She needs some soothing tea." "I can't be here." "If they find out I'm here, I'll be in big trouble." "They might send the police after you." "I know a fox hole." "Let's go there." "You have to go." "You're afraid." "You really have to go." "Ok." "Go back then." "Go back to those two." "Clean up shit for the rest of your life." "Go then!" "Is that work of art yours?" "I bet you can go very fast on it." "My engine doesn't go very fast anymore." "I think there's something wrong with the fuel supply." "You can hear it." "Do you know about these things?" "I think so, Mr Van Havelte." "If I'll have time tonight, I'll come to the camping." "Fine, thank you." "Are you there, guys?" "Don't forget we're playing football." "Kees!" "Can you wait a moment?" "Yes." "Yes." "Hi." "You won't be the goalie." "No." "You're not forgetting the football?" "No, we're not." "We're starting at 4.30 pm." "What's my position?" "You're the sweeper, so you tackle everybody." "I haven't played for a long time." "That doesn't matter." "I'm not playing." "Yes, you are." "What are you saying?" "He's very good." "I can't play." "It's going to be a laugh." "Who gives a shit." "We'll just be going for it." "See you later." "Football sounds like fun." "It's been 5 years or so." "It's not fun at all." "Yes, it is." "Try something for once." "You have a great body, you must be good at sports." "If you want to make yourself look like a fool, that's up to you." "You think you can't do it and therefore you can't." "I don't want to look like a fool." "You could try it." "I'm not trying anything." "I know exactly..." "Are you getting dressed again?" "Yes of course." "I don't feel like it anymore." "You don't feel like anything." "You just say it's impossible, so it is." "I can't play football." "What are you looking for?" "My stomach pills." "They're up here." "They should be here." "You're right, I'm wrong." "I understand." "I shouldn't have said it." "That we'd be playing." "You don't have to play if you don't want to." "You don't have to." "Mr Van Havelte, there's a car coming!" "Go away!" "Go away!" "Go away!" "Is this the sub bench?" "Yes, that's what they call it." "Then this is my spot." "I've never been on the sub bench before, but I'll be here all match long." "I'm not good at football either." "Your friend's pretty good." "Yes, he's young and eager." "But it's pretty dangerous." "That's the sports teacher with the depressed wife." "Who always does those exercises." "To get the body to match the huge head, I guess." "And that man keeps making babies, I believe." "Yes, he's got a lot of them." "The poor woman probably thinks it's normal." "She doesn't think at all." "How are those two camp leaders related?" "It's hard if you want a negro and you get an invalid." "I also don't like camping much, do you?" "No, not at all." "We're here due to family circumstances." "My wife always has to stay close and she likes to be with common people." "Also for her programs." "I don't like the swamp much either, you?" "No, isn't it called a mere?" "Those letters from Kees..." "what exactly's in them?" "Things like..." ""If I see your fuckface on TV one more time, I'll come and beat you up."" "And that's the least bad one." "Rather crude, isn't it?" "Yes, very." "That man with all the children..." "his name's Kees." "But it's the other one." "Use technique!" "Technique!" "Listen, this is not a battlefield!" "Filthy letter writer!" "You should go to the beauty contest, that's fun for you." "I just drape 15 of these around myself." "You have so much imagination." "You could do it too." "If we drape a towel around you, you become Miss Beach." "You can do that, but I can't." "Yes, you can do it." "We just have to shave your legs... put curls in your hair, apply some lipstick..." "Then you can also keep your head up a bit more." "Let me show you." "Do you think I can do that?" "Those colours look great on you, Rita." "Believe me or not." "I'm so glad I met you." "You're helping me so much." "I adjusted the suspension." "When you hit a pebble, you end up in a tree." "But I had 4 screws and I can't find them." "Have you got them?" "What?" "Have you got those 4 screws?" "Did you lose them?" "It's all assembled." "I guess I didn't need them." "Here, do you want to add this?" "What is it?" "Lost and found." "An air chamber, I think." "I can't fit this in anymore either." "It's a grease string." "Maurits, can you give me that thing?" "Yes." "Careful." "I'll go in here..." "Do you need sticky tape?" "Yes..." "I'll attach it here." "Better hurry, or we'll have a sorbet that's been rained on." "Has the jury seen Miss Camping Gas?" "We have a jury consisting of 3 bachelors because... every man thinks his own wife's the most beautiful." "So we have to be unbiased." "Now I present Miss Pilsener." "Where's Miss Pilsener?" "Turn around, please." "Miss Double Roof, please!" "Please, ladies." "Two ladies in one costume." "Please stand on the box." "The next one is Miss Taken." "As if it's that important what you look like." "It's so important." "I'm over it." "If you look different, you experience different things." "Then life's so interesting." "You meet different things, different people." "Interesting experiences." "If you're boring and you stay boring... then life's boring as well." "Everything will be boring." "Miss Badminton!" "That was a Miss Understanding!" "Miss Mop!" "That's it!" "The jury will retire." "Can I interrupt?" "I was just talking to this lady and we're sorry it's finished." "So we propose holding a beauty contest for men as well." "A very good idea." "Astrid... have you decided yet?" "No." "Should I have it open or closed?" "If he doesn't like this..." "Is it fun?" "Yes, lots of fun." "Come here." "Good?" "Yes." "Henk!" "I'll take these." "A surprise!" "Henk!" "For you." "Where are the car keys?" "In my denim jacket." "That man's been in our caravan." "He put a letter under my pillow." "Come with me, darling!" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "Can you be quiet for a moment?" "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to have to interrupt the party." "But somebody is systematically trying to ruin our holiday." "You've seen it at the kite party." "You've seen it at the toilets." "And now Mrs Bannink received a letter in her caravan." "Hush, Guus is talking!" "Who is this Kees?" "You're that Kees!" "Trix, my glasses!" "Hold my glasses!" "Where are you going?" "I'm going to the police." "I'm going to Apeldoorn." "There's no need to do that." "No, not for you." "You make a fool of yourself while your wife and child are alone here." "This is our problem." "It's nobody's business." "Why don't you come when I need you?" "I wrote those letters." "I'm Kees." "Very funny." "Bye, Kees!" "I'll tell you something I shouldn't be able to know." "There was a letter under your wipers this morning." "It's getting out of hand." "I'll stop." "Three letters in one week." "You and your fucking conference." "Now you know." "That's it." "The keys!" "You're so involved with everything." "Suppressed peoples, women's lib..." "You want to be involved with everything!" "But my husband's not interesting, because I already have him." "But that's going to change." "I'm more important than the whole world!" "For you." "You're the only one I want." "And you're the biggest fuckface of the western hemisphere." "Come here!" "No!" "You're busy and I'm sitting next to you disappearing in the shadows." "You don't see me." "When I write you a letter, you're afraid." "Then you need me for a couple of days." "I don't want you to rule over me." "But I don't want to rule over you either." "I just want you to need me." "Han, where are you?" "Where are you?" "Han, listen you're sick." "You need to see a doctor." "You're quite right, actually." "That would be best." "Let's go back to the camping." "It'll all be alright." "We can talk about it." "No." "Don't worry, darling." "It'll be alright." "I'm Kees." "I'm the gorilla and I want you." "And I'll get you and I'll torment you." "Keep your hands off me!" "Come with me, come with me." "I'm taking you with me." "You can all come to our caravan." "Come to the caravan." "Everybody can come to the caravan." "Trix!" "Who are you?" "He's a darling." "Won't hurt a fly." "Shall I stop working?" "No." "Shall I stop writing letters?" "No."