"We're screwed, yaar, SCREWED!" "We're SO screwed!" "His own dad wouldn't trust.." "..that Baldie, how could you?" "How much can we run?" "Hurry!" "Give me a second." "Dammit!" "Sachin, look!" "Zaramud could have picked any car." "There was a Lancer, Accent, Toyota And a simple Esteem too." "But the moron went for the Benz." "If we gotta run, we gotta do it in style!" "It's an automatic." "What are you, Feroz Khan from Qurbani?" "There are no gears!" "AUTOMATIC?" "I can't drive an automatic!" "What are you stopping for?" "I don't know, it's automatic!" "Move it, move it!" "Go, go, go!" "The truck's gonna ram into us" "They call us the linewallas." "You want to splurge on a mobile but not pay the bill, come to us." "don't want to pay the bill, come to us." "We will set you up with a duplicate SIM card." "Our source for raw materials is pretty simple too." "Lamington Road." "The Microsoft of Mumbai." "You get every damn software there." "Even the ones not made yet!" "This is how it is, get the software.Get anybody's SIM card." "And clone it." "We're ready with the card." "The customer, with the cash I'm making this international call from.." "..my mobile!" "What do you think, huh?" "Have a blast!" "And why not." "It's someone else's SIM card!" "Talk all you want." "After a month, chuck the SIM." "And is the original SIM owner in.." "..for a shock when he sees the bill!" "Never trust a guy you don't know." "That's the rule of our game!" "Who told you about us?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "And we broke that rule and dealt with Baldie." "Use it within limits." "Thank you." "Sachin-bhai.." "..I got my hands on a brand new model." "A gift from me to you." "We don't use mobile phones." "They're bad for health." "The radiation causes cancer." "Put it here, your brain is screwed." "Put it in your pocket, your heart is screwed." "And if you put it here." "Your next generation is screwed!" "God knows what Baldie did with the SIM." "Maybe his whole neighbourhood had a go on the phone." "Or maybe he spent wild nights on adult hotlines!" "He rang up a bill of nine lakhs in one week!" "The phone company went into shock!" "They dialed 1-O-O and screwed us." "Zaramud, wake up." "We are screwed!" "Wake up!" "Wake up, fatass!" "Run!" "Break everything and run!" "Sachin, calm down.." "Baldie blabbed about us to the cops." "They know all about us!" "We have to run!" "And trash everything." "Can't leave this photo behind, they'll identify us." "One minute." "Where in hell did you find Baldie?" "We gotta destroy everything!" "Okay-okay-okay!" "What do you think you're doing?" "What about the data?" "What if the cops get their hands on it?" "Sachin, run!" "Bad iudgement." "Bad shot." "We gave an easy catch, but it was dropped." "We got lucky, call it a 'life#" "Luckily, nothing happened to me." "Of course, nothing ever happens to Fatass anyway." "No point looking for ones and twos in life." "We have to hit a century in life." "We have to do something big." "What will you do?" "Something exciting.." "Something big.." "How about a multiplex?" "Maybe something smaller." "Something like a.. coffee-shop." "What?" "Like a tea-stall, you want to be a 'Thambi'?" "I'm not talking about a Madras Cafe." "I'm thinking.. a cool ioint, where friends greet, lovers meet.." "and between them, a cup of coffee." "Here, Thambi, one tea for me, please." "I'll open my coffee-shop one day." "The telephone company reports that the.." "SIM cloning racket has been going on for a while." "It is believed that two criminals are responsible." "But where are they?" "Who are they?" "Let's ask our special witness." "It was raining computers!" "Computer here, computer there.." "Did you get a look at the criminals?" "Oh yes, there were two of them." "Like Laurel and Hardy." "What were you doing at that time?" "Er.." "I was.. um.. taking a leak." "The cops were behind us in full force." "But the real problem lay ahead of us." "The man whose carwe stole in style and smashed in style - l can't call him a bastard, that's too decent for him." "His name is AGM." "A Mumbai bookie." "He will hurt us as much as we hurt his car." "He will rip us apart." "Find them, tear them to pieces!" "Rip, tear.. what's the difference!" "It is us he's talking about anyway!" "What, you're waiting for a formal letter?" "Scram!" "Did the hippo say anything about the money?" "AGM-bhai." "Shut it, you ape!" "Hey!" "Can't you see I'm working here?" "Keep it down!" "Where is the money?" "I don't have any." "No?" "The doctor is getting an operation." "Now, we're going to get one!" "You completely screwed my car, but you're both in one piece!" "This -key -is all that's left!" "Now where will I put it?" "Sir.." "Shut up, moron!" "Answer only when asked." "Who was driving the car?" "He was." "He was." "Shut up!" "Sir, I really don't know." "It all happened suddenly." "Anyway sir, we'll buy you a new car." "What colour do you prefer?" "You scum!" "No bank will give you a loan to buy even a bicycle," "You'll buy me a car?" "You caused the damage, now you make amends." "I can give you some discount." "Thank you, sir." "30 lakh rupees." "Huh?" "Thirty?" "Err, it wasn't a plane, just a car." "I'll shove a plane down your throat!" "That car was precious for bhai." "He confiscated it from a famous cricketer." "Did I ask you to interrupt, dimwit?" "Shut it." "So where was I?" "You'll pay for the damages." "So, 40 lakh." "Sir, you lust said 30!" "50." "Open your mouth again, it will go up to 60!" "Zaramud, shut up." "Zara what?" "Zaramud." "Mood what?" "That's his name." "It's a long story." "It's my nickname." "As a kid, I used to ask girls if they were in the mood" "Shut up!" "Listen, numskull." "You're just petty thieves." "Where will you get money from?" "That's what we're trying to say." "I have a payment plan for you." "This is how it's gonna be." "From now on you work for me." "You do whatever I say." "Say no, and I'll make mincemeat of you and throw a party." "And that's how we had our career change." "We were our own masters, now we are slaves to someone else." "So long as AGM has the ball, forget scoring a century, it's hard enough sticking around on the pitch." "What am I doing here?" "Y2K conference." "Y2K.." "it's all bullshit." "I should be at home" "Watching TV, betting on the cricket match." "Should I bet?" "Yes, maybe." "God, show me a signal." "Some signal." "Anysignal." "If this label comes off in one piece" "If the waiter doesn't trip over the wire lf the marker doesn't fall" "Great!" "Three signs!" "Now I have to bet!" "You see, I have a theory on Luck." "Everyone has the same amount of Luck.." "..lust at different times." "You lust have to identify the time when it is your time." "For that, there are signs.." "..you need to look for." "Get what I'm saying?" "Who the hell are you?" "I lust told you.." "I'm from Delhi." "My name's Rahul." "I'm in Mumbai for a conference." "I thought I'd stop by and bet" "This look like a department store to you?" "You think you can lust waltz in here?" "Err, I lust came to place a bet." "Who the hell told you about me?" "Bhuval Ram Kuber." "How much filth will you spread in Delhi?" "You can't afford a cigarette, but you jumped to gamble!" "You want to bet like a tiger.." "..but you hide like a rat when you lose!" "Kuber-ii, I beg you, give me two more days." "Just two days?" "That's all?" "As you wish." "Till then I'll pick up.." "..your TV, then your wife" "Don't lie, God will punish you." "Just two days, Kuber-ii." "Dimple, shut this thing up" "Hello!" "Hello, Bhuval Ram Kuber this side." "Who is speaking?" "Your mother's husband!" "Hello." "Hello." "If you say hello once more, I'll stuff the phone down your throat!" "Oh!" "AGM-bhai." "Jai Hind!" "I was lust thinking about you and" "Cut the crap." "Do you know a Rahul?" "I know half-a-dozen Rahuls, each worse than the other." "This one says you referred me to him, for betting." "Oh, the one that talks all that theory crap?" "Yeah, he was giving me the crap too." "What's his credit?" "But he has a car, a house." "Guess he's worth around 20-25 lakh." "He begged me for a reference in Mumbai." "So I referred you to him." "So you want to bet?" "Which team?" "India." "How much?" "Four lakhs." "What?" "It takes at least 20 lakhs to bet in Bombay." "20 lakhs!" "That's way too much." "You've been chewing my head with your stupid theory." "What happened to your signs now?" "Don't you have confidence in your own theory?" "What are you afraid of?" "No no, 20 is too much." "What can you get with 4 lakhs?" "Put in 20 and if India wins, you win crores." "And you'll get your winnings immediately." "Even if you lose, I'll give you three months to pay back." "Usually I don't even give a week." "Bhiku!" "Yes sir." "Make a new account for this gentleman." "What's your bet?" "Taxi!" "New Zealand has won the match by 48 runs." "The series is leveled at 2-2." "We now have to wait and see who'll win the decider." "Every cricket match is fixed one way or the other." "You mean to say this series was fixed before it even started?" "Yes." "Of the five matches, India.." "..wins two and New Zealand wins two." "The final will be decided in Delhi." "All this was decided before the series even started." "There are two religions in India:" "Films and Cricket." "Whether every film has a script or.." "..not, every match surely has a script." "Year 2000." "The calendar has also scored a century.." "century but AGM hasn't even let us bat." "Seems like Internet is the new fad." "These new post offices are mushrooming everywhere." "Zaramud says there is a lot of money.." "..in this but I think this will also pass." "Unlike 'my coffee-shop#" "And now this AGM has also opened an Internet center." "Internet, come here!" "Internet's lust a front.." "..The real deal is upstairs." "Betting, gambling, debt collection.." "There is no emailing going on here, just a lot of scamming." "What new crap is this?" "It's not crap, it's an Excel sheet." "I have 'sorted' everything." "You did what?" "All the receivables are organized in descending order." "This is the list of people that owe you money." "The right column is the principal amount.." "..and the left is the interest." "Did you see that, you moron?" "How many times have I told you to study!" "Are you really an Engineer?" "Well, I could have been one." "I went to college for a year, but in the second year" "Hang on. I prepared this list." "Whatever." "There is no prize distribution going on here." "We got work to do." "And bones to break of whoever that hasn't paid up." "Start with this one." "What you staring at, ass?" "Dial Kewal Pandey's number, now." "Kewal Pandey?" "He's a bloody Bhojpuri actor.." "..but thinks he's a Hollywood star." "Sir, he disconnected the call." "How dare he?" "He cuts AGM's call?" "He thinks I'm an idiot?" "And this one, another loser from Delhi." "Go ahead, have a sweet." "No sir, I'm on diet." "I can see that!" "What was I saying?" "Yes, this loser had come from Delhi with his calculations." "Said his calculations are never wrong." "But his calculator stopped working just in my case." "Did I crack a ioke, you idiot?" "Dial his number now. I don't have his number." "Take it, take it." "This bugger too never picks up his phone." "Every time some chick comes on.." "..line and blabbers something in English." "I'm going to stop giving loans to people outside Mumbai." "There you go, it's the chick again." "Sir, it's an answering machine." "You need to leave a message after the beep" "After what?" "Beep." "Leave what?" "Message." "Oh message, okay." "AGM this is, calling from Bombay city." "Mumbai." "Yes, Mumbai city." "Back call." "Number" "6497272." "Call back." "Good night." "Bye." "Do the 'take care# l'll slap you so hard, Ganpati will pop out of your ears." "Listen Engineer, I want mymoney back." "Do what you have to." "Break his legs, arms, whatever." "Just get me my money, with interest." "Is that clear?" "What happend?" "You mean.." "I am going?" "Yes." "But why me?" "You have so many men, send one of them." "These bloody losers are good for nothing." "Stop acting and get working." "If you don't want to go alone.." "..take this thing along." "No no!" "I don't like Delhi." "I'll die of heat in October and of cold in March." "Cold in March?" "They are all cheats." "Bloody thieves." "Look away for a moment and your bags vanish." "Big-time showoffs too!" "They go around in flashy red cars." "Crank up their stereos." "Play Bhangra remixes with their windows rolled down." "And there is no variety in women." "What do they call them?" "DTM. 'Down-market Turned Modern'" "Like I said no variety..1" "..lust two names:" "Pooia or Neha." "You will go to Delhi!" "All in." "I'll match your bet." "And raise by another lakh." "I am sure you are bluffing. 1000/o." "You are not that good a player." "Just give me a sign." "Anything." "Ah!" "Ruffle your hair, clear your throat." "I need two lakhs. I'll return it in five minutes." "No way." "Look, I'm winning after four months." "I'll pay you back with double interest." "Forget interest." "Don't mess with JC." "You do know who he is, right?" "A Rahul.. there is always another option -you can fold!" "..there is always another option -you can fold!" "Learn to limit your losses." "Okay, fine." "My car's outside." "It's yours!" "That piece of shit?" "Shit?" "You don't how much mileage it gives." "It's vintage." "Five minutes." "Please!" "Show!" "God, if I win,I'll give you 100/o of my winnings." "Okay, make it 150/o." "Fine, let's make a deal. 250/o." "Thank you." "You got lucky today." "I'll get you one day. 1000/o." "See, I have a theory on luck" "One large whiskey." "Cheers." "Sir, are you from Bombay?" "Yes." "You must be into films then." "Why?" "Sir, you are from Bombay, that's why." "is everyone from Delhi a politician?" "I meant you have a good body and style" "Hey, I lust saw this circle ten minutes ago." "Are you taking us for a ride?" "You must be kidding, sir." "Delhi has a lot of traffic circles." "It's not like Bombay, with its narrow lanes." "And let me tell you, I am not like others.." "I will be your driver as long as you are in Delhi." "Hello Sir, how are you?" "You've come here too now?" "Scoot!" "You want a VCD?" "I have all kinds of films, Hollywood, Bollywood." "Blue films too." "Single, double, triple, what do you prefer?" "Should I go to office or watch your blue film?" "It's not MY blue film sir, it's foreign." "Get lost!" "Sir please, buy something." "Why don't you buy a new briefcase?" "Yours is way past its prime." "Why should I risk buying anything from.." "..1you when there are good shops out there?" "Sir, this is nothing for you." "You take such big risks in gambling." "Who told you about gambling?" "Stay away from my office peons!" "Okay, fine, but please buy something.." "..at least. I have a lot of things to sell." "The day I buy something from you, I swear I'll quit gambling." "Okay, if not for you, why don't.." "..you buy a gift--maybe for your wife?" "Oh crap, It's Janhavi's birthday." "Go away!" "How much?" "15." "Cheat!" "I don't have change." "Crap, I forgot Jahnavi's birthday!" "She'll never come back home now." "Come on, let's go!" "Why?" "Look around." "A cup of tea here will" "..cost as much as a whole meal outside." "Why don't you, for once.." "think as big as your size?" "Do you have money to think big?" "Do you have money to think big?" "Of course!" "'l have the AGM power." "Now you go get it#" "Are you crazy?" "His credit card was only for flight tickets." "Don't mess with him, he's a lunatic." "Let's lust go. I'm not comfortable.." "..with this whole 5-star culture." "Why can't I get the suite?" "Sir, it's not in the system." "Do you know who my Uncle is?" "He can buy this hotel if he wants." "But I checked the system.." "If you don't value life, it's your call." "But I have a lot of life to live." "Let's go!" "is that the way you treat your customers?" "I was booked for the penthouse suite." "And you're giving me the regular room!" "Where's the manager?" "Sir, I am the floor manager." "Neha, go on, take a break." "What's the problem, Sir?" "You are the problem." "When you don't know how to run a business, why don't you lust shut it down?" "Sir, please mind your language." "You mind your language." "You know who I am?" "Are you done?" "I need to check in." "I could buy your hotel just like that." "Where is the owner?" "Please calm down;" "I can check the system again if you'd like." "What system, you bloody bitc.." "Take him outside -gently." "What happened?" "Nothing really, just a small accident." "He'll be fine." "Can I get a room?" "Of course." "I'll lust check." "I'm sorry, you lust lost an.." "..important customer because of me." "Don't worry about it." "is he okay?" "Should be." "Zaramud is with him." "Ma'am should I Neha, you take a break. -l'll handle this." "She's Neha and you are Pooia?" "How do you know?" "Wild guess. I mean, your name tag.." "Mr Atmaram Gyanshekhar Machve?" "Friends call me Sachin." "Jahnavi, are you home?" "Jahnavi, are you home?" "Mom, go on in." "Wait, let me in." "Go away, why did you come here?" "Just five minutes Jahn. I'll leave after that." "Please." "Why do you keep coming here?" "I told you, I don't want to talk to you." "I've come to surprise you on your birthday." "You remembered my birthday NOW?" "I went to buy a gift for you and.." "..I got delayed." "Happy Birthday." "What is it?" "Go on, open it." "Your first mobile phone!" "And the tiniest in the market." "This one doesn't even have an antenna." "And there are games, like Snake." "And more important, I've set a special ring tone for you." "Oh this one's for me." "Same phone.." "..from Matrix, Hello Mr. Anderson." "It's more like you went to get yourself a.." "..new phone, and you picked one for me too." "No, no, it's the other way round." "I went to get one for you" "Alright, if you want, you can take this." "See the problem is, this phone has a lot of features." "It's got Snake Il and your phone has Snake I." "I thought maybe you can master.." "..Snake I and then graduate to Snake Il." "No, I don't want it.." "..ln fact keep this as well." "Please..please." "This must have cost a lot." "Well, it's not your birthday everyday." "Where did you get the money for this?" "Rahul, have you started again?" "When I said I quit, I meant it." "I swear." "is that the truth?" "God promise." "Let's go home." "No way!" "Okay.." "..can I sleep here tonight?" "No!" "Jahn.." "What is it?" "Can I come in and sleep?" "I'll be very quiet." "I'll sleep in one corner of the bed." "You won't even know I am there." "I'll be very quiet." "Jahn, please!" "Shut up and sleep." "Mom will wake up." "No respect for a man around here." "Hi Neha." "Is Pooia around?" "Now this is cool." "Ring a bell and here comes a pretty girl." "And a beautiful lady is here." "If only life were so simple!" "Ring a bell and your wish comes true!" "I'd ring my own and.." "..make a wish." "Point." "I'm staying up because I'm on the night shift." "What's your excuse?" "My 'excuse' is spread all over my bed!" "Want to go for a ride?" "Maybe a coffee?" "At this time." "fyi, this is Delhi, not Bombay." "Nights are nights here." "Anyway, I can't leave the hotel." "Who's asking you to leave the hotel?" "So this is your idea of a ride?" "What are you talking about?" "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "Sure, I know." "So this is how you spin all the girls, huh?" "Well, not all, only the special ones." "So how many special ones so far?" "Around 38O" "Just kidding." "None so far" "Why not?" "Because I have to make a century first." "What century?" "This is terrible coffee!" "Your hotel's a five-star just on paper." "What's wrong with the coffee?" "It's fine." "People have forgotten how good.." "..coffee tastes -drinking crap like this." "In my coffee-shop.." "..people will rediscover coffee." "Coffee-shop?" "Like a tea stall?" "No, a coffee parlor." "A cool hang out spot." "Tea stall?" "!" "Tell me this do you know any." "place in Delhi that serves good coffee?" "Why lust Delhi, any city for that matter?" "None." "That's what my coffee-shop is about." "You'll get every kind of coffee there is." "People will totally dig it." "There's good money in it too." "I think it's a really good idea." "It is. I've always wanted to do something on my own, too." "Really?" "I thought you were happy with your job." "No way." "Who wants to work for someone else?" "I'd rather work for myself." "Point." "Jai Hind." "Welcome, Mr Rahul" "Kuber!" "How are you?" "I'm fine. -l was lust thinking about you." "About returning your money." "I like it!" "You got the money ready?" "Yes, of course." "What a gentleman!" "I'll write you a cheque." "Got a pen on you?" "you'll write me a cheque?" "What do you think I am, a bank?" "And he is an ATM?" "Dimple, take him." "Please!" "Wait." "Kuber, give me a week." "I promise I'll pay you back." "100 percent." "Dimple!" "Wait, wait." "Keep my car till then." "This piece of shit?" "What are you saying?" "It gives great mileage!" "I'll have to tow it with a rope." "Checking!" "Kuber, what are you doing?" "What is this?" "Mobile?" "You didn't buy this with a cheque, did you?" "You have money to buy this, but not for me?" "Dimple." "Isn't this a great phone?" "It's the same model they used in The Matrix." "Hello, Mr Anderson." "Oh, Hollywood, no less!" "What else does it have?" "It's got memory, ring tones, WAP" "WAP?" "Actually, I don't know what that is." "Some new technology." "It's got Snake Il as well." "Snake?" "It's a game. -lt's got games?" "Wow!" "Well, this is mine now." "Please, this phone was for my wife's birthday." "Look, if I don't get 7 lakhs in 7 days, God help you only." "Oh God!" "Shera!" "Dimple, what do you think the snake will do?" "Fine, you do the talking." "is Rahul in?" "Yes?" "Hi, I'm Sachin, this is my friend Zaramud." "We've come from Mumbai." "What do you want?" "Can we come in?" "Sorry, not interested." "What, he thought we're salesmen?" "You want polite, eh?" "Bull." "Scare him." "Think you know more than me, huh?" "You think I'm doing this for the first time?" "Fine, you do it." "Let me deal with him. -l told you I'm not interested." "Not interested?" "Who's asking?" "See!" "This is how it's done!" "You get it now?" "Where's the money?" "I don't have any money." "What the hell!" "But I have a solution." "First.." "..can I have a glass of water?" "What?" "Are we guests or are you?" "Zara, get him some water." "Why is it always me?" "Get it, will you." "You're always ordering me around!" "Now where is the kitchen." "And where will I find a glass?" "Thank you." "Here's your water." "You're being too easy on him." "Are you done?" "Can we talk now?" "Please give me a week's time." "I'll repay you the full amount." "We don't have a week's time." "Okay, Friday?" "No, can't wait till Friday." "Saturday?" "Are you frigging bargaining with us?" "He is acting too smart!" "Friday?" "I'll pay up by Friday, 1000/o." "You don't have money now, how will you get it by Friday?" "He'll steal somewere." "I have a plan." "What plan?" "Who do you think you are, playing suspense games with us?" "Speak up or I'll beat the crap out of you." "Let me handle this." "There's a game on Friday." "I'll place a bet on it.." "..win and pay you back." "What a great plan!" "What if you lose?" "It's not possible. I have it all figured out." "I've calculated everything." "I'm confident." "So you left your confidence in.." "..Delhi when you came to bet in Bombay?" "Sometimes shit happens." "But this time, I'm sure." "So, Mr. Psychic, you know everything, huh?" "Fine, tell me what's going to happen next, in the match." "You want me to predict right now?" "Right now!" "Yes." "Let's see." "Saurav Ganguly.. is playing his shots.." "We can see that too." "My calculation says.." "..he'll try to go for a big shot." "And he is most likely to get caught and get out." "Out?" "Really?" "Not a four, not a dot ball." "But straight out!" "Let's see." "So, Friday?" "Fine." "You have till Friday." "No more excuses later." "But see, the match is on Friday.." "..so would Saturday be all right?" "Now shut up." "Friday." "Friday late night, maybe?" "Nice iacket." "Whose is it?" "My wife's." "It fits well." "It's bloody cold in Delhi." "Can I borrow it?" "Sure." "I'll return it on Friday." "And keep the money ready." "You have anything in my size?" "Let's go." "Okay, lust listen to me." "I'm sorry I overreacted yesterday." "Thanks for the gift." "It's very cute." "You don't have to get me gifts." "I lust want you to be truthful." "What?" "Unbelievable, you are quiet!" "You, of all people!" "I have to go now." "Bye." "Bye." "She cut." "She again?" "Hello, who's this?" "Mr Bhuval Ram Kuber this side." "Talk to me." "Who?" "Mr Bhuval Ram Kuber, import-export business king!" "Where's Rahul?" "Rahul's not my wife." "He doesn't tell me his whereabouts." "This is Rahul's phone!" "It was." "It's mine now." "Are you a thief?" "What?" "!" "Rahul took my money and you call me a thief?" "What nonsense!" "That's not possible." "What, you don't believe?" "It is truth." "Fine tell me, how much does he owe you?" "I'll pay you." "Now you are talking business." "Seven lakhs only." "Seven lakhs!" "?" "That's lust what he owes me." "There are many others." "is Rahul around?" "At the moment, no." "But I'll tell him you called." "By the way, who are you?" "Nobody." "Again she cut." "Hello." "Hello Kuber, did anyone call?" "What am I, your secretary?" "Kuber, please, if anyone calls.." "..don't answer." "Now he cut." "Hello." "I told you not to answer calls." "But it is you on the phone." "How do you know that?" "From your voice." "From now on, do not answer." "Please." "Well, I already answered one." "What?" "Who?" "I don't know. I asked, but she.." "..wouldn't say." "She was quite angry." "She?" "!" "Yes, female." "The name on the screen said something.." "like January.." "Jahnavi!" "Kuber!" "Goddamn you!" "Talk with respect!" "Sorry, Kuber." "He cut again." ", You lied to me!" "No, Jahnavi I did not lie." "Listen, I really don't want to talk to you." "Jahnavi, please listen to me." "I can explain everything." "No need. I'm tired of your explanations." "You were getting me gifts!" "Is this your gift.." "..your lies?" "Wait!" "Jahnavi, this is from way before I trusted you. I apologized." "I even felt guilty." "Thank God, that moron picked up the phone." "Don't ever call me again." "Come on, cut the drama now!" "So when is he paying us?" "Friday, right?" "How long till Friday?" "What do we do till Friday?" "Hi Pooia, I'm ready." "You are looking ready." "Where are you going?" "How would I know, you are taking me." "What?" "Give me a cigar." "Aren't you playing today?" "Not really. I am not getting good signs from 'above#" "Didn't you go back to London?" "No." "Where there is cricket, there I am." "That's the real game." "Are you betting anything on the next match?" "I'm thinking about it." "You got any tips?" "Ha!" "Tips are for waiters not for punters." "I am playing like crap today." "Let me go and lose some more." "Who are you playing against?" "There's this new guy, Dev." "He's on a hot streak." "You know him?" "Oh, The Drummer Boy." "New kid on the block." "Keep an eye on his fingers." "..When he is bluffing, he drums faster." "Really?" "If that's true, it'll really help me." "is this how you figure people out?" "Every player has a telltale sign." "There is no one who does not give away something." "So that's how you beat me last time." "What's my tell?" "That's not fair." "If I tell you.." "..how will I win next time?" "Hello, Shuvo Jonmodin speaking." "Hold on please." "Okay, Mr Rahul, I'll leave now." "Please do it as soon as possible -in 1 or 2 days." "Sure, 2 to 4 days." "Please talk fast." "Incoming calls are also charged, you know." "Good morning Mr Vidyarthi." "What are you doing here?" "Nice office, man." "Hey, why don't you swipe some.." "..foreign money from your office?" "Have you lost it?" "Anyway, do you have the cash?" "Today?" "Today isn't Friday." "It will be." "Very soon." "We are so tired of hanging around in Delhi.." "so we came to give you some grief." "But if you don't have the cash by Friday," "AGM is not going to go easy on you." "What are we gonna do till Friday?" "Good question." "Like some tea?" "Tea?" "Why not coffee?" "Okay, let's go." "Shut the hell up." "We are not here for tea and coffee." "That's your problem." "If I am nice, you take advantage." "Sir, did Jonmodin sir leave?" "Come after lunch." "Come later." "Sir, the dollars need to be converted." "I said come after lunch." "Yes sir." "Friday. I need money by Friday." "Please don't come here again." "Let's go." "It was no fun at all." "We should've roughed him up a bit." "We didn't look like gangsters." "We.." "..looked like we were asking for a donation." "Wait." "What?" "Dollar convert." "Come later." "Let's go back!" "You can't fool me every time." "Give me the money." "What money?" "Come later." "Briefcase?" "Files and office stuff." "Please don't create a scene here. I'll lose my job." "Open it!" "Show me what's inside." "Okay, I'll show you." "There is nothing." "See." "Nothing, huh?" "Zara, check it." "hy are you worried if there is nothing inside?" "There is nothing." "This is my office, please!" "Look properly." "What do we have here?" "Smartass!" "That is not my money." "Then we don't have a problem at all." "Please, this belongs to one of my customers." "If he doesn't get it back, I am screwed." "Rahul Vidyarthi, you owe AGM money.." "that's my headache, you owe your.." "..customer money, that's your headache." "We con the world and you are trying to con us?" "Listen, I have a plan." "I'll triple this money." "Guaranteed." "Three times or five, you are not getting this back." "But, I'll be so screwed." "Pal, you were screwed the day you bet with AGM." "Let's go." "My iacket.." "Zaramud, please, please.." "Sounds good!" "Let's meet up for tea then." "Move it." "Let's get out of here." "Don't worry." "We'll be out in a flash." "How much longer to the airport?" "Why are you going through crappy roads?" "Take the highway." "There is heavy work on the highways." "That guy is visiting right.." "Bill Kilton." "The whole of Delhi is being swept clean." "They can swept the whole world." "Don't worry, this is a short cut." "Now what the hell is this?" "Who left these carts on the road?" "I should've said bye to Pooja properly." "Why lust bye?" "Why not 'l love you' too?" "What are you talking about?" "You are definitely in love, son!" "It's not like that." "She was nice to us." "And she helped us lot." "Us?" "Just you!" "You are the hero!" "Oh, you are blushing now?" "So sweet, you are turning pink." "Should we start a song and dance?" "A romantic number?" "I meet you in my dreams every night.." "That's not good." "How about.." "Zara, look, looks lust like our bag." "Shit, it is our bag!" "AGM will break our bones." "He'll break our bones and crush them." "I have an idea." "Won't work." "At least hear me out." "What if we" "Not happening." "Okay, how about we" "Do you want to die?" "What if we go to." "Won't work." "There's no way out." "Except one." "I can't believe it!" "I lust can't believe it!" "We can't help it if everyone in Delhi is a crook." "is everyone from Bombay an idiot?" "You think you can steal some more from your office?" "You think your dad owns this place?" "Enough." "Let's discuss this outside." "There's nothing left to discuss." "I know, but you said something about.." "..tripling money." "What was that about?" "Even that needs money." "What's three times zero?" "It's still zero!" "Okay, relax now. I'll do something about the money." "What was that idea?" "You were talking about?" "What?" "Your plan?" "Right!" "My plan." "We'll bet on the next cricket match.." "..and we will win." "Well not exactly but yeah, something like that." "If I had the money now.." "..I'd have tripled it." "Guaranteed!" "So you know who is going to win the match?" "No!" "Oh man, we're SO screwed!" "But I know who knows who will win the match." "Who?" "JC!" "Who the hell is JC?" "He's a rich businessman." "And a big gambler too." "He is the guy when it comes to cricket betting." "And I hear he fixes matches." "He bets millions." "You think he'll wait for the result?" "So?" "So?" "He's from London but is.." "..here in Delhi for this cricket series." "And he is staying in the same hotel as you." "So?" "So, we bet on the same team that he does." "And?" "And?" "And what?" "That's your plan?" "Yup!" "Excuse me." "Where's the 'plan' in this plan?" "But how do we know.." "..who JC is betting on?" "You are the thugs." "Go figure." "We're screwed!" "Yeah man." "We're SO screwed!" "Wake up." "Zaramud, what the.." "Get off me!" "Listen, I have a plan." "Hello, Rahul?" "Jonmodin here." "Hello, Mr Jonmodin." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "My dollars.." "..haven't been converted yet." "Really?" "Let me check and get back to you." "Don't you worry." "Please." "No problem, Mr Jonmodin." "You again?" "Got the money?" "No." "But we have a plan." "For this plan to work.." "..I have to do a Iot of pleading." "No!" "Hear me out at Ieast!" "No way!" "Please Pooia, you're the only one who can help me out." "You should be ashamed!" "You only just met me.." "..and you're asking for a favour?" "Hey, I had only 'lust met' you when.." "I helped you with that nasty customer." "You owe me one!" "That's cheap!" "You're asking for a return favour?" "No, not really." "Look, you don't know me so well today." "But one day, we'll be very close.." "..and then you'll want to help me." "But I don't want your help then, I want it now -in advance." "Are you serious?" "I could get into serious trouble here." "Pooia, you could get into trouble -future." "I am already in trouble -present." "It will be fine, trust me!" "Trust you?" "Your name is all I know about you I don't even know what you do." "What do you do, anyway?" "Err.. when people don't pay up, I collect from them." "That's to say, I collect from people when they don't pay up." "You are a goon?" "Goon?" "Of course not!" "Mine is more of an administrative job." "Get it?" "Yes, I get it. I thought you were a nice guy." "Why, thanks!" "But now I know you're a ierk!" "Jerk?" "Hello, what do you mean by that?" "Step 2." "We need to get hold of JC's mobile." "Just for a couple of minutes." "Be careful, please." "Don't beat him up and stuff." "I could lose my lob here." "Okay, I'm ready." "Huh?" "You're going in?" "Yup." "Zara, think about it." "You have a size limitation." "I'll be in and out in a flash." "You always get to be hero." "And I, your sidekick!" "You are always Tendulkar." "And I, Dravid." "Today I'll be Tendulkar." "You watch from the sidelines." "Side please!" "There is going to be violence." "What?" "All I get in my size are shoes!" "There, it fits." "So Dravid-ii, back to the pavilion?" "Now may I?" "Yeah, yeah, you only go." "Be the hero." "He lust turned on the shower!" "Here, take this with you." "It will look realistic." "Why, did he order something?" "I knew it. I knew it from the start." "You're crazy!" "Ouch, that hurts!" "So what, you can take it!" "You're the hero!" "It's not about being a hero, Pooja." "You have to take some risks." "I should be thankful I didn't get caught." "Why am I even doing this?" "I don't even know you." "I'm helping you for no reason." "And you, you're using me." "Using you?" "You think I would take advantage of you?" "I came to you for a favour because I thought we" "We what?" "I thought we had a connection." "You know, like partners-in-crime." "Partners-in-crime, huh?" "You can't offer a better partnership?" "What else can I offer?" "Why should I do this for charity?" "You have a dream and so do I." "I want partnership in the coffee-shop." "Coffee-shop?" "Oh coffee-shop!" "So now.." "..YOU'RE using me." "Well, you used me too!" "I'll think about it." "But first, we have to get our hands on the phone." "Why don't you lust pick his pocket or something?" "I mean, you guys generally.." "..do this kind of stuff, right?" "Shit!" "We are screwed." "Big master planner, you are." "Sometimes, you should listen to me too you know.." "The usual." "Large." "Where's the men's room?" "It is right there, sir." "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Open it." "Quick!" "What else can I offer?" "You'll get us caught!" "Quick!" "Write down this number." "Quick, give me a pen." "I don't have a pen." "Shit!" "Okay, memorize it." "Lets remember a few numbers each." "Memorize it!" "He's coming." "Wait, don't panic." "Sachin, give me the phone." "Every mobile SIM has a unique number." "The IMSl number." "If we get it, I can clone a card." "With that, we can tap into his conversations." "Man, you guys are pretty technical thieves!" "You don't use a mobile, but you know all about it." "The thing is, mobiles are harmful." "You put it here, your brain is screwed." "You put it here, your heart is screwed." "And if you put it here.. " "Zaramud's technology is pretty amazing actually!" "Connect the phone with the cloned SIM to a recorder.." "..and if JC so much as breathes on the phone, it'll be recorded." "Okay, fine, the plan is set, but there's still the main issue." "Where's the money?" "Nobody in Delhi will lend me money." "Tell me something new, Rahul uncle." "How much do we owe?" "l owe AGM 20 lakhs." "Plus interest." "Another 2." "And we owe him 50 lakhs." "I took 20 from the office." "And have to give 7 to Kuber." "What's the total, Zara?" "Total is.." "I don't know.. a lot!" "That much even I know!" "How much do we need to place the bet?" "What bet?" "We have nothing!" "I have a plan." "Our Excel sheet!" "Are you nuts?" "I don't want to make it worse with AGM." "Fine, I'll do it." "I won't say a word. I'll have nothing to do with this." "Bollywood has forgotten its roots." "ll these producers are making films for rich expatriates." "The local audience has been forgotten!" "Who will reach them?" "Think about it." "Sir, you think Bhoipuri films will reach that audience?" "Of course they will." "Mark my words, one day even.." "Amitabh Bachchan will act in a Bhojpuri film." "You didn't need to trouble yourself and come here." "I'd have come over if you'd called." "You're the one giving us trouble." "You can't be serious." "We called you a hundred times but you never answer." "Oh!" "That Mumbai number is AGM's?" "What did you think?" "Oh, I am so sorry. I thought" "You thought what?" "That if you didn't answer, AGM will forget?" "That he won't come all the way to Delhi to kick your ass?" "And now, we are here!" "Okay, I get it." "Look, there's no need to create a scene here." "I'll arrange for your money." "But right now I am very busy." "Baby.." "Cut the crap!" "Save the acting for the camera" "One punch and you'll never be able to act again!" "Kewal-ii, can I get your autograph?" "I've seen a lot of your films." "Especially when you used to act in Hindi films." "Rakhee, go inside." "Put something on." "You'll catch a cold. I'll see you in a bit." "I'll need at least a month to get the money." "You won't be alive for a month if you don't pay." "is there a way out?" "Something in between." "Hold on!" "How much do we really need to make AGM happy?" "Fine." "Here's the deal." "You pay half now and the rest next month." "I'll personally speak to AGM on your behalf." "Only because your problem is genuine.." "..and my friend here is your genuine fan." "Kewal-ii, I'd like the autograph now.." "..because later you might not be able to." "You'll get the autograph and the money, both." "Sure?" "Absolutely!" "Kewal-ii, we are ready for the shot.." "Well, I have to take your leave." "But don't you worry, the money will be ready." "Bye, big brother." "Learn something, Fatass." "Couldn't you say a word?" "Tendulkar found a new partner in Ganguly.." "now Dravid is not needed anymore." "Rahul has started fancying films now?" "You're enioying this, aren't you?" "Move it!" "Where's the ketchup?" "ln the fridge." "There's nothing here." "Hello.. tomato ketchup.." "Have you counted this?" "Have you?" "Hello.." "Come on!" "Now I have to start all over again." "What if Kewal calls AGM?" "No he won't." "Has Rahul called AGM?" "By the way.." "..how did you believe that we are AGM's men?" "..We could have been lying." "Have to go to the bathroom.." "Are you really AGM's men?" "Have a photo ID?" "Expecting someone?" "Quick, go check." "Who is it?" "Kuber!" "Who the hell is Kuber?" "The one who took my phone." "Don't know what he is going to take today." "Hide the money." "is there anyone you don't owe money to?" "Get rid of him quickly." "And don't say anything about us." "Kuber!" "At your service." "Hi, Dimple." "Who is this young man?" "You owe him money too?" "My cousin from Bombay." "You said you'll have money by Friday, I am sure you have something big going on." "What big?" "What are you hiding?" "Spit truth!" "What could I be hiding?" "Checking!" "Go ahead." "No James Bond phone this time?" "All I have is some loose change." "What's behind your cousin?" "What?" "Hiding cocaine?" "Spreading the rot in Delhi?" "Okay, smartass, I've had enough." "Cut the crap." "Are you threatening me?" "Don't ever touch me." "Listen Mowgli, pack up your luggage and get out." "Oh!" "Dimple, he is calling you luggage." "If I see you back here before Friday.." "..you'll never be seen in Delhi again." "How could you steal his phone you cheap crook?" "It was a birthday gift from his wife." "I know that." "Give it back." "It's with Dimple." "Get it." "Wait." "Can you also 'talk' to him about my debt?" "Okay, no problem. I am getting my phone back." "Give it to him." "Let's lust forget whatever happened." "Okay?" "Beat it." "Jai Hind!" "That's why I say don't use mobiles." "They are lust trouble." "What happened?" "Fighting?" "Over?" "Shit, man!" "What's he doing up there?" "I thought this might give more effect." "And you are going to crown him king?" "What the hell are you staring at?" "Bring him down." "Right away, bhai." "I am rearing monkeys here." "It's a good thing they didn't put a crown on him." "Go and help them." "If you say Hello one more time, I'll sock you through the phone." "Oh, AGM-bhai!" "Jai Hind, how are you?" "You've called to inquire about my health?" "Damn it!" "I don't have good signal here." "Hold on.. can you hear me?" "Will you frigging say what you want or not?" "Bhai, have I ever called you to ask for anything?" "I believe in giving." "You know Kewal, the film star.." "1 What about him?" "Well you know Rahul.." "Rahul who?" "The same guy I sent to you for betting.." "What about him?" "Well, he went with his two cousins.." "..to Kewal's film set." "And I don't think it was for an autograph." "Who are those two?" "I don't know they are both from Mumbai." "One of them is really fat.." "Really what?" "Hello.. fat.. fat.." "Elephant.. hippo.. tanker.." "T E N K R.." "Tanker" "What the.." "Frigging network.." "Hello." "Hello, this is AGM." "AGM-bhai, hope you got the money." "What money?" "l sent half of my debt." "Half?" "You think I am a moron?" "Please cut some slack, AGM-bhai." "I couldn't manage to get all the money so soon." "You listen to me, you two-bit actor." "You come here and give me the rest of my money, get it?" "AGM-bhai, I'm in the middle of a shoot.." "..right now." "Sachin told me.." "Shut up!" "Either you come here or I'm coming there with a real gun." "I'll come over.. please calm down." "Call Sachin." "Sachin doesn't use a mobile." "He doesn't use a mobile?" "No.. he says if you put mobile over here, you'll get brain cancer over here or something." "Call the place where he is staying." "They didn't go to Chandu's place." "They are probably staying at some hotel." "Yes, they have your credit card too." "Jahnavi" "Jaan please open the door.." "If you can only hear me out you'll understand my situation." "Jahnavi, are you there?" "Jahnavi, are you there?" "Nothing at all?" "Are you sure he is into this match?" "He hasn't said anything about the match." "He has to talk something." "And we have to bet tomorrow." "We don't much time." "Do you have any other idea?" "Hold on." "Let me try one" "Hello, JC sir.. please come." "I am not in the mood today, call for my car." "Hey Rahul!" "How are you, JC sir?" "You are not playing today either?" "No signals from the heavens?" "Well, you don't seem to be playing either." "I'm done for today." "Plus I am.." "..saving all my luck for tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "For the match." "Oh yes.." "You are betting on the match too, aren't you?" "Maybe a little." "Thinking about it." "A little?" "And you are thinking about it?" "If you want to win big, think big." "Anyway, everyone has his specialty." "Like you are with cards, I am with cricket." "I know. I've heard it on the news." "Not everything on the news is true." "I've heard that too." "But everything isn't false either." "Okay, I'll see you later." "Listen, the other day your tip helped me a lot." "Today, I'll give you one." "You'll be made!" "A deal's been struck with our star batsmen." "You understand?" "They are going to throw away the match." "Don't bet on India tomorrow.." "..bet on the foreigners." "There you go." "Have a drink." "I don't drink." "You are weird, man." "All those vices but this one virtue?" "You gamble, you steal, you lie" "to your wife but you don't drink!" "What great things have you achieved by drinking, you buffalo?" "Watch it!" "Don't go there." "It's a sensitive matter." "What have you achieved in life anyway?" "You keep talking crap about making a century." "You both are good for nothing." "Hey, why are you dragging me into this?" "I didn't force the drink down your throat." "What?" "Jahn.." "I'm really very sorry." "I know I should've told you.." "..everything but I didn't know how." "That's right, you always have to calculate.." "and make up stories before you speak!" "No.. never.." "I never.." "Wait a minute." "What do you mean.." "I calculate and make up stories?" "Don't act smart." "See this is what I don't get." "First you say something strange and then you expect me to get inside your head and understand what you are trying to say." "Listen, lust cut it." "Okay, fine, cut it." "Rahul.." "listen, I don't want to." "I am sorry." "It's my fault." "Okay?" "We shouldn't fight like this." "I think we should grow up." "You grow up, Rahul." "Okay, okay. I will grow up." "You lust realized your fault today?" "What happened earlier?" "Jahnavi, I tried calling you, but you wouldn't answer." "Did you call to apologize or to argue?" "Oh, so I am arguing now?" "I am very sorry.l don't know what to say." "Listen, I need to wake up early tomorrow.." "One last time.. give me one chance." "Let me explain." "I'm listening." "Jahnavi, I know you gave me a lot of.." "..opportunities to become a better person." "And it's not like I have not tried either." "It's lust that I am in a complete opportunities to become a better person." "Can you please give me one last chance?" "Well, I can understand." "You owe that import-export guy seven lakhs, right?" "We can pay it from my savings." "You are so sweet Jahnavi." "And I am so selfish." "I bought a nice phone for you and I kept if for myself." "It's okay. I won't really use all the features anyway." "Jahnavi, there's another problem.-Now what?" "Please don't get angry, I am coming clean here." "I owe this Bombay bookie some.." "..20 lakh rupees." "How will we manage that now?" "I borrowed some money.." "..from a client" ". without asking" "You stole money from the office!" "And I lost it!" "." "What!" "But I didn't lose it, these thugs from the Bombay bookie lost it." "Thugs?" "Actually they are not that bad." "And" "We are now good friends." "You are friends with thugs?" "Oh God!" "This is getting worse!" "Please don't worry." "I'll clear up this mess very soon." "But, please give me another chance." "One last chance." "Hello, Jahnavi, say something." "My phone still thinks it's my birthday.." "how do I change the ring tone?" "Don't even think about it." "About what?" "Whatever you were thinking about." "I was lust.." "Not even that." "I didn't even say anything." "Good, then don't." "Well, I thought that you too.." "Yeah, me too." "So?" "So?" "Forget it!" "Big day tomorrow, huh?" "Yeah." "Big day." "Let's teach Mr. Cousin a lesson." "Are you watching this?" "Learn something." "Turn him around." "Enough of being James Bond!" "Shall we go now?" "Look, you have two options." "One, which you like." "The other, which I.. no you.. no, I like.." "Remember your dialogue first, then try to talk." "Hello, AGM-bhai I can't hear your voice, AGM-bhai" "I've caught the smartass, he's here.." "Didn't find Fatso.." "Network's bad out here.." "I'll find fatso and I'll take care of him as well.." "Yes, I looked for him all over." "No, bhai, you don't need to come." "I'll take care of everything." "That's why I say -mobile phones are injurious to health!" "How did you get here?" "Anyone with you?" "No one!" "Then be quiet!" "What the.." "Hey, Satya!" "I know you are hiding somewhere here." "Ah ha, got you!" "You can hide, but you cannot hide your big fat ass!" "Come out of there." "Wagging your tail, eh?" "You want some sugarcane?" "And they always ring at the wrong time!" "Sachin, I got hurt." "Shall we go?" "Sure." "My God.." "What the hell happened?" "No big deal, you should have seen the other guy!" "Stop ioking." "It's not funny!" "Hey, what do you do inside that you go so many times?" "There was more butter and less chicken.." "..in yesterday's butter-chicken." "Hello?" "Do you know what's happening in the match?" "Why?" "What's happening?" "Tendulkar is in form and he's hit a century!" "I thought as much." "JC played us." "Yes!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "You know we're rooting for South Africa, right?" "If India wins, we're finished!" "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" "Get your own drink." "Just let me watch the match, will you?" "These guys are good for nothing." "They can't field, they can't run.." "They can't even bat for 50 overs." "20 overs are good enough for them." "In fact, if there were a 20 over match.." "..they'd become world champions!" "Never in my life have I wanted.." "..India to lose." "Except today." "I've always supported India.." "..And they always lost and let me down." "The one time I wanted India to lose.." "..they won, and I lost!" "The match is over and so are we." "We came so close to making a century!" "It's like we got out on 99, just one run short!" "But what's the use, you get a standing.." "..ovation only after you hit that one run." "No one remembers the other 99 runs." "Hey, isn't this a taxi?" "Where is the meter?" "There isn't one, sir." "Delhi is pretty weird!" "Taxis don't have meters and it's still chilly in March!" "Come on, move it!" "One whiskey please.." "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What what?" "What happened Rahul?" "I was on my way to place the bet.." "..and all the signs were wrong." "Accident.. fight." "By my calculations India should win this match." "But I listened to him!" "You should've never trusted JC." "Why would he help me?" "Why?" "I beat him so badly at poker." "I caught his bluff." "Why would he still help me?" "He kept saying.." "..bet on the foreigners." "Bet everything on the foreigners." "This time too I caught his bluff." "And I bet on India." "What?" "That means.. we won?" "We won 10 bucks." "Go to this address, show the serial number.." "..on this bill, And you'll get the money." "How much did we win?" "That's written too." "Units, 10's, 100's 1000's, one lakh, ten lakh, crore.." "My God!" "We won a lot!" "How did we win so much?" "I bet on India to win." "And placed a side-bet on Tendulkar." "And he made a century!" "What we heard on the recorder was going.." "..to shock the whole cricketing world!" "The match was fixed, BUT with the foreigners." "JC and the touring captain were deciding the fate of the match." "Who would score how much.." "..and who would get out when!" "The game hadn't even started and.." "the foreigners had already decided to lose" "The entire conversation is recorded on.." "..this tape, sir." "On side A and on side B.." "This isn't some ioke, is it?" "Why would I loke, sir?" "But please leave us out of this mess, sir." "It will create huge problems for us." "Why are you doing this?" "Sir, you had said on TV that cricket is a religion in India." "I belong to that religion too, sir." "When the game is on, I don't even shower.." "I'm leaving now." "Listen." "Yes, sir." "If you have any dealings with any bookies.." "No no.. no dealings at all.." "..stay away from them." "There's a raid going on today." "A lot of people are getting arrested." "He took Rahul's mobile with him, but he's not answering." "He's not used to mobiles, you see." "Hey, you're ringing." "Hello, who's speaking?" "It's me, Zara." "Zara!" "How are you?" "All well here, what's up with you?" "You're both crazy!" "Sachin, run!" "The police are making a raid on all the bookies." "Leave the money and run." "is there another way out of here?" "Thanks." "Guy with blue iacket, red bag." "Just ran from Palika Bazaar." "Hello." "Sachin, are you all right?" "Zaramud was saying something about a police raid.." "Things are bad." "Cops are after me." "They've even reached the hotel." "I need to get out of here." "Listen, you get to your house, I'll meet you there." "is Zaramud with you?" "What do you mean?" "is he with you or not?" "Sachin.." "Sachin.. open the door." "Get out of the car!" "Where is my money?" "You think you guys are very smart?" "How did he get in?" "Shut up." "You want to know?" "Once upon a time_}?" "Where is my money?" "Well.. we bet it on a cricket match." "You bet MY money on a match!" "How dare.." "And we won!" "What?" "Yes, we won!" "Where is the money then?" "In the bag." "What the..!" "It's a lot of money!" "What do you mean, you don't have the money?" "I am an idiot?" "Now, you are going to get it." "What are you going to do?" "Hey, Shera, wait!" "How will I go back?" "How many times have I told you?" "I am trying to change but you guys won't let me be." "'Where is my money?" "Where is my money?" "'" "Give it back." "It's not a toy." "It'll go off!" "Nothing will happen!" "Sorry, yaar." "It was an accident!" "Holy shit!" "I told you it is real.." "but you wouldn't listen." "Oh God, it hurts!" "I am very sorry.." "Shera is also gone.." "..give me your car keys." "Now you want my piece-of-crap?" "Shut up and give me the keys fast." "Hold on for a second, I need to take out my house keys." "Drive safely, okay?" "I am so sorry." "If my hand doesn't get better, I'll kill you." "Hospital is in Vasant Kuni." "I know that!" "I have to hand it to you guys, though I've had my men for years now." "But they've never earned me so much." "They don't have your wits." "But you still owe me a lot of money." "And you owe me Rahul's." "And that Bhojpuri actor's." "And you've knocked out my main man." "And for that I'd have to kill you." "So.. this is how it's gonna be." "I'll tell you how it's gonna be." "This bag contains more than enough.." "..to clear our dues and your losses." "A lot more." "But I say, you keep it." "And we're all cleared." "And Rahul too." "Absolutely, fair deal!" "Of course, this settles everything." "Anyway, I'm fed up of Delhi." "Everyone is a crook here." "And the taxis don't even have meters." "We told you so." "And the cold here.." "Why the hell is it still.." ",chilly in March!" "Why don't you take my jacket?" "And have a safe trip back." "Really?" "You don't need it?" "Well, I've gotten used to Delhi now." "You take it." "All right, thank you!" "Thanks, for everything." "No problem." "I should leave." "Have a nice flight." "Hey Pooia, can I ask you something?" "It's better if you don't." "Let me at least give it a shot." "Okay." "Do you.." "Will you come with me to Mumbai?" "What will I do there?" "What do you mean?" "We have our coffee-shop, partners right?" "But there is no coffee-shop." "There will be one." "Pretty soon." "I'll tell you what." "Why don't you work on opening one." "And I'll loin you very soon." "Okay." "i'm leaving now." "Okay, bye." "Hello, Rahul." "What's going on?" "I haven't received my money yet." "I came to your office yesterday.." "..but they said you were on vacation!" "I am coming over right now." "Can I pay you by cheque?" "No, cheque won't do." "I want my money back. I am coming there right now." "Fine, come on over." "God, save me from this mess one last.." "..time and I'll never gamble again. 1000/o" "Sir, he wants to see you." "What are you doing here?" "You lost your briefcase, right?" "Yes." "What was in it?" "Well it had.. what the hell do you want?" "You were never good to me." "And you never bought anything from me." "Get out of here. I am going to call the security." "Out!" "How badly do you want this?" "What was in it?" "l don't know." "Some files and crap." "If there was anything valuable.." "..others must have taken it already." "But this won't come cheap." "It's going to cost you!" "What do you want?" "You'll need to buy a new briefcase." "No discount." "One Thousand Rupees." "Seven Hundred." "Okay, lover boy." "If you've finished romancing.." "..can we get to the airport?" "What's your hurry?" "You have an important.." "..meeting to attend in Mumbai?" "I wonder if we should stay back for a few days." "The weather is getting better." "There is no more AGM." "That means, no more credit card." "Who is going to pay for all this?" "Your pop?" "Shut up!" "Why do you pull my pop into this?" "Sachin-bhai." "Fancy meeting you here!" "Who are you?" "Me?" "I'm Kewal Pandey!" "Oh sorry, I didn't recognize.." "..you with your new hair style." "It looks good." "You're staying here?" "We were." "Now we are.." "..heading back to Mumbai." "Mumbai?" "Yes." "Mumbai." "Your AGM called and he was pretty pissed." "He wanted me to bring the rest of the money to Mumbai." "I somehow managed to arrange for the money." "Can you do me a favour?" "Can you deliver this to AGM?" "What's in it?" "Money." "But it's going to take us a long drive.." "..to get to AGM, with the traffic and all.." "But, we will do it!" "Kewal-ii, we are going to do this favour, just for you!" "Thank you very much." "Thank you, big brother!" "It's not about hitting the century." "It's about how well you played." "But all this wisdom hits you, only after you hit the century" "Damn!" "It feels good to make a century!"