"Another pack of lost fools." "Don't they ever learn?" "What are ya doin'?" "!" "What'cha worried about?" "Crap like this all the time." "I can' stand it!" "Absent without notice?" "That's right." "No regular check in an' ain't answering' our calls." "I'd say they probably don't even have their communicators with them." "Again?" "Well, let's see 'bout this Yuri." "Here we go." "Born March 3rd, 2231." "Wow, she's just seventeen." "Female." "Nationality:" "Shack-G." "That's a tiny little star system out in the middle of nowhere." "Ho ho, quite a personal history she's got." "Took the entrance exam in 2245 and just rated as a 3WA Auxiliary." "Kept to fill vacancies, I'd say." "She scored high in practical skills during' internship, but scored low mediocre in academics." "Rates only 26 out of 1 00." "Complete drop out." "Twenty years ago, the 3WA would never have accepted someone like that." "Absent without notice 46% of the time." "Even when she shows up, she's late 97% of the time." "Suspended twice and written fourteen letters of apology." "She evaluates as a sterling delinquent." "The 3WA was founded as a public service attached to the Galactic Federation in the interest of promoting mankind's prosperity and welfare." "Trouble Consultants were the top specialists assigned to realize those ideals." "At least that's how it was when I was in the field." "But now..." "Kei!" "Kei!" "KEI!" "We've certainly got quite a spectacle here too." "Born January 1st, 2231." "How auspicious!" "This one's seventeen and female too." "Came from Workoh, another lonely little star system out in the boonies." "She also entered as a back up for vacancies." "Scored high in practical skills, but low mediocre in academics." "Not quite, partner." "Scored dismally low." "Suspended three times!" "Well, she's in the middle of her fourth, actually." "The generations that grew up without experiencing the Gamruhn Riots are impossible to figure out." "I just don't understand them." "Furthermore, I don't understand what the 3WA main computer is doing either." "Not only did it hire these two, but it teamed them up together!" "I placed 'em based on the optimum calculation using the Goclefski Theorem." "It ain't my fault!" "Those two are like oil and water." "All they do is clash." "Their code name is being put to shame." "It once represented the glory and honor of the 3WA." "You had to assign it to those losers." "It was a bug in the naming routine." "Lovely Angels..." "I'm sorry, Molly, lris." "Skipping work to go on a date?" "She should at least stay home while on probation." "Gawd!" "Take this..." "Get it to 3WA HQ..." "Hurry, Yuri!" "How did you know my name?" "Are you a Tro-Con?" "You gotta hurry!" "They're coming!" "But I'm..." "Go..." "Hey, wait a minute." "It's up to you now." "Wait, don't die on me." "Hold it!" "Did that man give you something?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Don't lie to me." "Heading out for a date?" "You might miss it if you're late." "Hand over the item that he gave you." "STOP!" "All yours!" "What is this?" "Deliver it to the 3WA for me!" "I said wait!" "Can't you see I'm busy?" "This is a homicide!" "That's why I'm leaving it to you." "You're the one that started it." "I'm stuck with it?" "I don't have time for this!" "It's them." "They killed him." "Three men and two women." "Five suspects in all?" "Homicide in the 5th District along Pentain Avenue." "Five suspects, three males and two females, are proceeding on foot toward Brice Street." "All units in the vicinity, assist with creation of road blocks" "Wait here!" "and apprehension of the criminals." "NO!" "NOT THAT WAY!" "Sorry!" "I thought I forbade them to make direct contact." "GCN is a legitimate corporation not a crime syndicate." "Be sure they understand, the only message I want to hear now is that they have retrieved the card." "I apologize, Sir." "Suppose I lose my position because of this." "Those asinine executives would have a field day laying the blame on my plans." "They lack vision." "Only a person of extraordinary discernment could undertake the revitalization of the galactic economy." "Hey!" "There they are!" "Even if I wanted to, I can't go!" "It's a date, right?" "!" "Then you'll understand." "Let the cops handle it." "Would you do that, Kei?" "Lucky!" "What the..." "This way!" "Hey wait!" "Stop that car!" "Hey!" "Where's the card?" "OOPS..." "Looks like they got it." "YOU BONEHEAD!" "BUNGLlNG MORON!" "DUMMY!" "NUMBSKULL!" "I'll get it back, all right!" "I'll get it!" "Move over!" "I can't drive like this!" "Blockhead!" "Look who's talking." "You couldn't hold on to that card!" "Do you know how important that card is?" "!" "What about it?" "Yeah, so what about it?" "It's something very important." "Duh, of course it is!" "Well then, why couldn't you get it to HQ safely?" "I need back up, tanks, whatever!" "Just send them out now!" "No worry!" "I have ultimate menu ready for you." "Use this and drive them here, okay?" "Then police and girls will be toast." "Unbelievable." "How lawless can it get?" "We'd clean this town up, if only we were in charge." "That bastard!" "He took my car!" "If we catch those punks, we're gonna lynch them!" "What the..." "Move!" "Get out of my way!" "What the hell is this thing?" "The riot police!" "We need the riot police!" "What?" "!" "What was that?" "At this rate they'll slip away into District 427." "Splattertown!" "Once they get in there, it's all over." "We have to stop them before then!" "Go home?" "!" "Right!" "You want to go this alone?" "!" "Things work out better when I'm alone." "I'll never hit them like this." "Can't you turn this back into a car?" "I've never seen a transformation this ridiculous!" "Completely impractical." "Screw you! "Practical" isn't important!" "Fashion and style are what counts!" "Do something!" "Damn it!" "Why'd you allow yourself to be captured?" "Can't you even run away right?" "Don't give me that crap!" "I said you can leave now!" "Just go on home already!" "Hey, I'm the one who got it back!" "What's that?" "!" "First you stick me with this because of your precious date." "Now you're telling me to clear out!" "Stop trying to be so macho." "You can't do anything by yourself anyway!" "What do you mean by that?" "You tried to get out of it too, using your probation as an excuse." "Not quite!" "Who's the one who used her probation as an excuse?" "That's me." "You gotta problem with it?" "Yes, I do!" "You're the worst!" "Say what?" "There they are!" "After them!" "Contact HQ!" "Going straight through would be faster." "You scared?" "Ask yourself." "Wow!" "You're making quite a fashion statement." "Might as well be naked, baby." "Grab those girls, and I give you money!" "Money!" "Money!" "MONEY!" "That's it!" "I'VE HAD IT NOW!" "They're getting through!" "It's game over if they make to 3WA!" "Isn't it about time you noticed that there's something going on?" "!" "We get through here and we'll be in the clear!" "Chief!" "Are you all right?" "A riot?" "No!" "That's..." "Why you..." "Back them up!" "Get to HQ!" "Hurry!" "You knucklehead!" "Go the other way!" "What you do?" "!" "Get them quick!" "I'll wrap this up!" "GO!" "GO!" "It too late!" "Run away!" "So this is what Unit 9 was going nuts over." "A bunch of fools, throwing away their lives for a crummy card." "A crummy card?" "!" "Look..." "The city is in ruins." "Reminds me of the riots fifteen years ago." "But you probably don't understand what I'm talking about." "What's done is done, but we still have alternatives." "District 427 appears to have been utterly destroyed." "While it did serve many purposes, the entire district can now be redeveloped in one stroke." "Our plans shall gain momentum." "The last scars from the war shall disappear from the Fulon District." "The moon..." "The moon will never be whole again." "Stay out of my way from now on." "You're the one hanging onto me." "You let him get killed?" "It's all your fault, Kei!" "Yuri, just a..." "Our vip security job went out the window because Kei screwed up." "Quit complaining!" "But Kei screwed up." "It's because Kei's such a klutz." "You ditz!" "You're letting the assassin get away!" "It's Kei's fault!" "You're the one that let her get away!" "It's Kei's fault!" "That's it!" "Just shut up!" "So pushy and self centered." "Who is?" "Kei." "The Galactic Federation, due to the disaster in 21 63 which destroyed the hyperwave network, several years ago established the" "Interstellar Communication Development Organization to rebuild the system and to standardize the telecommunications network." "This immense project was funded by the thirty-two most highly developed nations." "Completion of this network would have radically changed galactic policies." "It's multiplying effect on aggregate demand would have provided an unending stimulus to the galactic economy." "However, the project was brought to a halt by insufficient capital." "The Gamruhn Riots accelerated the collapse of the galactic economy." "Construction on Siren ceased as the crisis deepened for the Galactic Federation and the lCDO." "It was at this point that my company, GCN, appeared on the scene as a messiah." "The Siren Project reconstruction plan that I submitted to the Galactic Federation included generous terms." "GCN would provide 40% of the financing as well as providing all personnel." "The Galactic Federation took immediate advantage of my proposal." "That's Lucifer's money!" "There's no cause for alarm." "My plan is perfect." "In return for its investment, GCN is to be granted sole administration rights, and will also control the non-public communication lines." "As a result, Lucifer will not only be able to manipulate the galactic economy, but will also oversee the communication and intelligence operations of the Galactic Federation and the Allied Space Army." "The entire universe will belong to Lucifer." "Waldess, you have many enemies." "Many in the underworld hope to sabotage your efforts." "In fact..." "My plan has already entered Phase 3." "Phase 3?" "At this point, anybody who could be a threat to Lucifer will be eliminated." "Hey!" "It's all right!" "Don't worry." "This space port has been secured by government troops." "Even missiles couldn't get this far." "The Felder faction?" "You mean the revolutionaries?" "Yes, the main troops in the Takushaka Highlands are surrounded by Mughal government forces." "That must be a guerrilla group." "Hurry, get aboard!" "Kei!" "I thought you were guarding them?" "There he is!" "Can't this thing fly straight?" "!" "Got 'em!" "Set her down!" "I can't." "Gone!" "It's because you were dragging your feet!" "Excuse me..." "Listen here!" "Wait a minute!" "Roger." "Bitch!" "What are you doing?" "!" "It's out of energy." "Where's your spare tube?" "In the Lovely Angel." "What?" "!" "She'll get away!" "The police?" "Military police, Mughal faction." ""She's not gettin' away!" "I'll tear that sniper to shreads!" is all Kei says now." "My report says that she was arrested and executed already." "Does Kei want to fight a corpse?" "Kei doesn't believe it." "Kei said, "She's too smart to be arrested by MPs."" "And that, "there must be something we're missing."" "No." "I won't allow loose cannons flying about." "I'm not the one that's reckless." "It's Kei." "She's a gun nut." "Her marksmanship is all she has to boast about." "Being out-shot by that sniper has her all wired up." "I can't deal with her anymore." "Chief, please." "I need a different partner." "She's your partner." "You can't change them everyday like your boyfriends." "That's mean!" "You can't force it." "I don't care if you need it by tomorrow, there are limits to what can be done." "We can't go home until it's repaired." "Garner's orders?" "That snot face Garner's already a chief." "God, how time flies." "He's telling us to get out of Shutajeh before Kei goes on a rampage." "Kei?" "The redhead that's screwing around in the research room?" "She's your partner?" "She's no partner." "There appears to be a connection between Ralmophon's assasination and a recent string of murders." "That's the way I figure it." "It appears the victims had nothing in common, but that ain't the case." "Everybody had something to do with GCN." "A few don't have anything to do with GCN, but they were done in just to confuse the investigation." "Pretty heartless, wouldn't cha say?" "Key people are turning up dead." "Ralmophon realized this and asked the 3WA to protect him in exchange for confidential information about GCN, but those two girls screwed up everything!" "Ralmophon musta had some real juicy stuff." "He was Director of the Communications Technology Research Laboratory which was under the Federation Armed Forces, it musta been hot." "Depending on what it was, we might've even gotten a warrant and shaken GCN down." "We're workin' on decipherin' that card." "Maybe that'll give us a better hand to play against them." "The trigger's too light." "You're just making it harder to work with." "Even worse, this trigger sensor is connected to an Armatex microchip." "This is too much, not only for your finger, but also for your shoulders and arms." "This sensor is too sensitive for your body to keep up with." "Only lris could handle something like this." "Iris?" "Yeah, Lovely Angel lris." "There isn't a Tro-Con that doesn't know her." "This wouldn't have been possible without GCN's assistance." "Don't mention it, just doing our job." "Barrage is more than a weapon, it's a work of art." "The civil war will soon be over." "Felder will be defeated." "Without a doubt His Excellency Mughal will be victorious." "Ms. Elaina..." "The Barrage is most certainly superior in all aspects, including the beauty of it's Technical Advisor." "Thank you very much." "In any case, GCN certainly boasts a dynamite staff." "I'm jealous." "Actually, I was invited here by their executives." "I'm not directly affiliated with GCN." "Oh, really?" "Does that mean you're a freelancer?" "Flair..." "No, I should call you Ms. Elaina around here, right?" "Did I startle you?" "The Shutajeh Autonomous Government established by Mughal is not a puppet regime of GCN, although we are recipients of their generous financial support." "Are you interested in my identity?" "Ms. Elaina is simply a cover." "In fact, you are the female sniper reknown throughout the galaxy as" "Lady Flair." "And?" "The skill you exhibited in the assassination of Ralmophon was impressive." "Given the distance and difficult angle, an average sniper wouldn't even have scratched a target like that." "However, you seem to have picked up a nosy little pest." "I can't imagine how Lady Flair could have allowed that to happen." "Why don't you just get rid of her?" "That's my business, not any concern of yours." "May I take your order?" "Haven't you had enough?" "You're ignoring orders from HQ." "First of all, what makes you think the assassin and the government's armed forces are collaborating?" "Don't you think it's strange?" "The army had a tight security zone set up around the space port in order to protect it from the Felder guerrillas." "But that bitch breezed right in." "The databank listing security guards was tampered with." "In other words, the security system thought the guards were the enemy, and started attacking them." "And, in the confusion, the sniper slipped into the space port, right?" "Yes..." "We both saw the same thing." "Her car passed through the army's roadblocks unhindered." "Well, that's true, but arresting the sniper isn't our job." "She's in league with the government armed forces!" "I'm sure of it!" "Even so, that's none of our business." "I'm making it my business!" "She humiliated me and hurt my pride!" "Your pride is your pride, work is work!" "The Lovely Angel's not fixed yet!" "We can't go back right now anyway!" "Leave me alone!" "I can't do that!" "Shut up!" "You air head!" "You don't understand!" "Let go!" "So, you two have inherited the codename "Lovely Angels"." "The last pair was really something." "Molly and lris..." "If it wasn't for that tragedy..." "Tragedy?" "They were on a mission at the height of the Gamruhn Riots when Molly had an accident." "She died?" "Yeah..." "Iris realized how precious Molly was to her." "She blamed herself and disappeared." "Somehow you remind me of them." "Molly was Iris's other self." "Can you be Molly for Kei?" "It takes two to be the Lovely Angels." "Damn it!" "Aw, c'mon!" "Please!" "Stop being so reckless." "I won't ever say it was Kei's fault that Ralmophon died!" "You just did." "But!" "Go back to the office." "The last thing I need is you hanging on me again." "What do you mean "again"?" "!" "We have a guest." "She's coming to the orbital fortress with us, and then boarding a GCN transport." "Beautiful women never stay long." "It must be one of the laws of space." "Why?" "!" "She's only a hired killer!" "In one hour, the Barrages will initiate a full scale offensive." "The Takushaka Highlands will fall before sundown." "I'd bet on it." "We'll have a ringside view from orbit." "She must be really ugly and never have any dates." "That's why she does it." "How depressing." "What a gloomy life." "That's her!" "Oh, no!" "What are..." "Why does it always have to be like this?" "I told you to quit hanging on me!" "But..." "What's the matter?" "DECREASE ALTITUDE!" "RETURN TO BASE!" "Fiend!" "Are you with Felder?" "!" "Are you even aiming?" "SHUT UP!" "Oh, my God!" "Bail out!" "This is the end." "It's the end for us, too!" "Are you two really the Lovely Angels?" "I took you to be a fool, but I guess I overestimated." "Oh, no you don't!" "Wait!" "We're going down!" "Barrage?" "WAIT!" "What are we going to do?" "What do you mean, "What are we going to do? "" "Then, do the usual?" "Looks like that's all we can do." "Get ready!" "We've just received this breaking news." "It appears that the civil war in Shutajeh has ended." "It has been reported that a peace treaty has been signed due to the intervention of a third party who has not yet been identified." "I've just been told we have video from the site including footage of the unidentified party." "Those two?" "Again?" "Kei quits the 3WA..." "Lucky!" "I'm finally free." "She still has that altered gun?" "I've got my gun!" "I'm gonna use it!" "That's possesion of an illegal firearm." "I'll get you, Flair!" "I'll arrest you, Kei." "Of course I will, I got dumped because of you, Kei." "That's a capital offense, right, Chief?" "This is the fifth time!" "When are you going to let me see Waldess?" "!" "As I said before, I can't allow you to see someone without an appointment." "How am I suppose to get an appointment when they just hang up the phone on me?" "I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but..." "Miss..." "Miss!" "Stop!" "Waldess!" "Waldess!" "You're the head of GCN, Waldess!" "Out with it!" "Where's Flair?" "I know all about it!" "Shut up!" "I know all about it!" "She's working for you!" "Don't try playing stupid!" "Call the police!" "Now!" "Don't try playing stupid!" "Where's Flair?" "!" "Where are you going, Waldess?" "!" "Flair is my target!" "She won't get away!" "You remember that!" "Damn you!" "Let me go!" "This is obstruction of justice." "I'll arrest you!" "Let me go!" "I said let me go!" ""Obstruction of Justice" yourself..." "I can't believe what you did." "You really pissed off Gustav in Unit 9." "You retrieved data on GCN from their database without authorization, right?" "That's how you got to Waldess." "Not bad investigative work, but we're not after GCN." "That's Unit 9's turf." "You have to be careful with these kind of things." "I apologized to Gustav and smoothed things over." "The Lovely Angels' current assignment is to protect Professor Kupps." "I've been told Yuri is the only one with him." "That's not good." "You two are a pair." "I sure wish you would act like it." "It's more than the professor we're protecting." "He's analyzing that card." "You Lovely Angels nearly got yourselves killed bringing that card in." "I wish remembering that would make you more enthusiastic about this assignment." "Darn it..." "Are you alone again today?" "I'm ticked." "You should be ticked, having to guard me alone." "There are guards out in the hallway." "Can I go home?" "I have a date with..." "Of course not." "Geez..." "Neuro-junkie." "That was one of the Tro-Cons who was sniffing around Shutajeh." "No question." "The 3WA?" "That brat?" "It looked like she was taken away by agents of the 3WA as well." "Might they be plotting something?" "They might be." "This city is a dump." "Maybe it's time that I get away from Fulon for awhile." "That is a wonderful idea." "The 3WA will..." "I'm not afraid of the 3WA!" "The others in the organization panic too easily." "They told me I should take a vacation." "Ridiculous!" "However, it never hurts to squelch frivolous small talk." "Yes, Sir." "The matter with the card does not seem to be proceeding well." "Kupps' demands are a couple of digits too long." "Only a portion of the program is in that card." "However, if the card is read, the 3WA has a good chance of discovering the extent of Project Siren." "Trying to blackmail me of all people." "The professor made a grave mistake." "Double Edge 48 will occur soon." "Please allow me to handle this affair." "A dump!" "That's what this city is." "Is that you, Kei?" "Flair!" "Yuri!" "Yuri  date..." "I have a date..." "A dummy?" "Doctor McCoy, please hurry to the OR." "Doctor McCoy, please hurry to the OR." "Good-bye, Yuri." "Tha... yo..." "Thank you for all the memories." "I will never forget the wonderful days we..." "KEI!" "It's all Kei's fault!" "Idiot!" "Where would Chief Gustav be?" "Off to Jyai-Sulmail on business." "Thank you very much for choosing to fly on International Space Air today." "I'm sure you will find the journey to Jyai-Sulmail..." "Kei gets to go?" "That's not fair." "No, it may be Jyai-Sulmail but it's not like that." "She's not going on vacation." "She quit?" "!" "Kei quit the 3WA?" ""Waldess is Unit 9's turf." "I won't allow you to run amok," I said." "Then..." "I QUIT!" "If that's the case, Kei is going after Waldess as a civilian." "Well, not quite..." "She's not a Tro-Con anymore, and she's toting around that customized gun." "Hey, wait a minute." "What are you planning?" "Just watch me." "The seas of Jyai-Sulmail are said to be the most beautiful in the entire galaxy." "I've completed the contract." "Look before you, Flair." "This is a miracle." "The powdered snow that covers the frozen planet." "The crystal clear, deep blue sky." "The seas ever so white, pristine and pure." "Are there any other planets like this one?" "This area in particular is said to be very beautiful and very dangerous." "Even veteran seamen dare not approach here." "I find places such as this irresistible." "The aroma of death is essential to beauty." "The aroma of death is quite exquisite." "Thrills experienced from a position of safety are not meaningful." "How about this, why don't you reside here for a while?" "This is it!" "C'MON!" "Fight me, damn you!" "C'mon, I want a match with you!" "Sure, and I've already won." "Did you really think you could handle this gun?" "Of course I can!" "Then you should be able to do this as well." "Well?" "Now do you understand?" "Wait, Flair." "That girl..." "That girl has to answer a few questions for me." "Brokrinool." "It's a truth serum." "It will compel you to tell us everything." "How do you feel?" "What did you say?" "I... jon't... knol... anysing..." "That's a lie!" "You must know something." "What has the 3WA uncovered?" "But I jon't know anysing!" "Pretty good." "Upholding the proud tradition of the "Lovely Angel" name." "Lovely Angel?" "Not anymore." "Not anymore?" "I quit." "Jis ssshumck named Garner kept givin' me bull." "I srew my ID cald in his fashe." "Garner?" "What?" "Chew know Garner?" "How?" "How d'you get ta know him?" "!" "I know him too, ya know." "Shut up!" "Damn..." "Zhooting me up with more of shat shtuff won't do you any good." "I jon't know anysing." "There ain't anysing you can do ta make me talk." "I jon't know noshing." "Here it comes." "The green house structure has been ruptured." "Washiri, to your left." "That can't be!" "What in God's name is she up to?" "Excuse me!" "Is there anyone I could talk to?" "Is there anybody home?" "Intruder alert." "Intruder alert." "Intruder alert." "Intruder alert." "Oh, no!" "You really came here alone?" "Of course." "Tro-Con's never operate alone." "Slike I shald, I quit bein' a Tro-Con." "I quit!" "Flair, I have no more business with this one." "Chew idiots." "Chew shoulda finished me off a lot shooner." "Get it over wich." "It's not my fault." "The navigation system has shutdown?" "We'll be caught by that whirlpool!" "Flair, I leave her to you." "Come to rescue you?" "Who would do that?" "Then why?" "Do you have any idea how difficult my life has become thanks to you?" "!" "What are you talking about?" "Use your time behind bars to do some deep soul-searching." "You're under arrest for the illegal possession of a high-powered firearm." "Not so fast!" "You're only making this harder on yourself." "You mentioned something about possession?" "How can you arrest me for possession of something I don't have?" "Flair!" "That was impressive back there." "It's hard to imagine Brokrinool not working." "How about doing this one-on-one?" "That is, if you have the guts to do it on equal terms and return my gun." "Keep out of this." "Double cross?" "I like that." "You suck!" "What kind of a first class sniper are you?" "Big mouth." "Eat this!" "Iris!" "Molly!" "Molly..." "Guess she died, didn't she?" "Isn't this yours, Kei?" "Yeah..." "You need to hang on to it." "Damn them." "Hey!" "You are under arrest for the illegal possession of a high-powered firearm." "Are you for real?" "I can do it!" "No mission is too much for me!" "I have to fight an Overlord?" "Yuri is gonna fight some demons?" "I can do it!" "I don't have that blundering Kei with me." "I don't think so." "All by yourself?" "What?" "Me?" "Hell no!" "I quit." "Not my problem." "All these beasts!" "All these monsters!" "Help me!" "I was right." "All right, come on out." "We finally caught up with Professor Kupps." "Don't get so worked up over this." "Having you detained was just a charade to smooth things over." "Ever since the end of the war, when Headquarters relocated here," "Unit 9 has been investigating the connection between Lucifer and GCN." "That was when you were only an infant, but you went right ahead..." "You can prosecute if you want." "Yuri is on her way to retrieve the professor." "He's at a place along the river called "Snow White"." "It's an underground neuro-fusion house." "The protection routine was activated." "The entire circuit is sealed." "Interrupting the session by flipping the switch may have lasting effects on the professor's brain functions." "We can't have that." "We need him to testify after he's been retrieved." "The chances of obtaining a search warrant for GCN rests on his testimony." "The only thing we can do now is have Yuri intrude on him." "What's Yuri gonna inject?" "That's "intrude"." "It means she'll enter the professor's dream world." "It's possible she won't make it out." "Not your average milk run." "Neuro-fusion is an expanded universe, a virtual world created from a person's ego where their desires become real." "Kupps became addicted to that world." "In other words..." "A neuro-junkie." "Neuro takes money." "To support his habit, the professor used the card in an attempt to blackmail GCN." "That ended in failure and he found the 3WA wanted him," "GCN wanted him and Lucifer wanted him too." "The professor could not endure the stress of being a fugitive, and sought refuge in the labyrinth of his fantasy world." "Are you sure she'll be all right alone?" "Her new partner doesn't start until next week." "Don't worry, don't worry." "I'll bring Professor Kupps back safe and sound!" "I'll be just fine without Kei!" "Isn't that obvious?" "Wait a second." "I quit the 3WA." "You didn't mean it." "I won't accept it, Kei." "Lucifer wants to assassinate Kupps." "There's no doubt about that." "Yuri will be completely vulnerable while she's intruding." "I've assigned security, of course, but..." "Kei!" "Don't you owe Yuri a favor?" "What about that stunt on Jyai-Sulmail?" "If Yuri hadn't come when she did you'd be..." "Kei!" "Initiating intrusion." "Dreamer in!" "Let's do it." "Okay." "Oh geez!" "They're all Kupps." "Which one am I supposed to bring back?" "!" "We're not allowed to leave this land of our own accord." "This entire world belongs to the Great Overlord." "Great Overlord?" "The Great Overlord used to be just another feudal lord." "But once he built his castle on the peaks of that mountain his powers grew." "Before we knew it, he had become an overlord with such immense power that nobody could touch him anymore." "Well, why didn't you stop him before it came to this?" "This village was blessed with increasing good fortune as his power grew." "We were all happy and content with the way things were going." "So you turned a blind eye to the situation." "No!" "Well, that may be the case but it's not our fault." "I see you've grown accustomed to being the Overlord's puppets." "Do not speak carelessly." "If such words reach the ears of the Great Overlord, this village will be overrun by monsters in no time." "It's best to keep your mouth shut." "The Overlord is no match for me." "Stop your foolish chatter!" "Our Great Overlord is an immortal." "No one could slay him." "But the Great Overlord is afraid of what's in the tower in the Black Forest." "The tower in the Black Forest?" "I'll be turning seventy this year." "So, that's the direction I should travel." "Yes, yes, I have three grandchildren now." "Horse thief!" "Inform the castle!" "Contact the marshal first!" "...and that's our plan." "You got it?" "It's superb." "Sounds great!" "It rules." "Who are you?" "Just your average bystander." "Your ID card!" "Keep it quiet, someone's about to hit this place." "You're referring to yourself, aren't you?" "We'll listen to your story at the station." "Let's go." "Is everyone ready?" "All right!" "You!" "What?" "A woman's fighting?" "That's right, a red-head." "The one from before!" "It's her!" "Hey, what are we going to do?" "Screw it!" "This is our chance." "Just do it!" "Freeze!" "Raise your hands above your head." "Slowly." "You guys?" "!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "You're not going to let me by, are you?" "Let me go!" "Let me go, you S.O.B.s!" "There they are!" "The seal is broken?" "It's the work of the Outsider." "Restore the seal!" "Capture the Outsider!" "And you are..." "I'm Kupps, Franz Kupps." "I know that already." "Everybody that lives here is Kupps." "I can't take this anymore!" "I was locked up by the Great Overlord." "There must be something in this tower that threatens the Overlord." "A sacred sword or a magical ball maybe." "Do you know of anything like that?" "There's nothing like that in here." "Nothing?" "!" "If I had something like that, it'd be a breeze to blow away the Overlord." "You want to kill the Great Overlord?" "Right!" "Things will work out once I slay him, I think." "Where did you come from, Miss?" "You're not of this world, are you?" "You can tell?" "The program was supposed to prevent that from happening." "Sure I can." "You don't fit in Kupps' thought patterns." "My, you're a smart boy." "The Overlord is afraid of me." "The Great Overlord is afraid of me." "I'm the only one who can slay the Overlord." "Wow, you're smart AND strong." "Never would have guessed it." "Well then, let's go to the Overlord's castle." "No, I don't want to!" "Hey, you'll stop being cute if you become difficult." "It's all in the name of Justice and Righteousness." "So we'll just hop, skip, jump over there, go boom, bang, beat the Great Overlord and that'll be it." "You'll have a beautiful girl helping so it will be really easy." "I don't want to see his face." "I may be a beautiful girl, but I can be very nasty when I get angry." "But..." "Detecting brain-wave fluctuations in both subjects." "It looks as if contact has been made." "Hey, what happened?" "!" "Are you all right?" "!" "Damn!" "We almost have them." "Trouble!" "We gotta go!" "I'm leaving you in charge." "Hurry!" "Professor?" "Overlord!" "You certainly know how to stir up trouble, but all that will end now." "Quit boasting!" "In the real world, you're running like a scared weasel!" "Hey, don't just lie there." "Do something!" "You still want to fight?" "How foolish." "Die!" "Stop it!" "It's wrong!" "You shouldn't do that!" "Juvenile, idealistic hog-wash!" "What about this world?" "Only I can nurture this world and lead it into prosperity." "I'm the only one!" "It was wrong to lock me away." "All the power you've gained by locking me away means nothing!" "Look at me!" "Stop being afraid!" "I am..." "I am you!" "Time to go back." "Where is he?" "Inside me." "Hurry with that stretcher!" "Yes!" "Wounded on the second floor too!" "Got it." "Congestion in front of the hospital." "Roger." "All clear here." "Turn on the searchlights." "Now we're even." "I'm sorry I caused so much trouble." "See, it worked out fine with just me, didn't it?" "What?" "What's going on here?" "End of the line?" "No, not yet." "Siren." "If I can manage to secure Siren..." "Flair is still alive?" "Is that true?" "Better still, her target this time is Waldess." "Looks like Waldess is trying to take over Siren." "I just can't figure all this out anymore." "I gotta shoot Flair?" "Leave it to me!" "Waldess, Flair and everybody else." "I'll arrest them all!" "No, I can't do this!" "What do you care?" "It's not your problem." "The testimony provided by Professor Kupps corroborates the allegations of criminal conspiracy on the part of GCN..." "The 3WA has initiated investigations into all companies affiliated with GCN." "GCN branch offices..." "Analysis of large numbers of confiscated data disks is progressing..." "The United Space Force's military training exercise, "Double Edge 48", will begin at midnight." "Over 650 vessels will be participating." "While sources have described the investigation as difficult, it appears that it will only be a matter of time..." "This exercise will be the largest ever conducted by the United Space Force." "The whereabouts of the man at the center of the allegations, GCN's CEO Waldess, has become a pressing issue, since he was named a pivotal information source." "I heard that we almost had Waldess at Graygelle." "We just missed him at Yohim and Mazcal too." "We should have dealt with the issue when the card was first lost." "Would he risk surrendering to the 3WA?" "Unlikely, since he can still play his Siren card." "If Waldess were to reach Siren, it would mean the end." "We must be rid of him before he has the chance." "I've made arrangements for an assassination." "Undoubtedly, she will be successful in terminating Waldess." "She?" "Flair is still alive?" "A man we just picked up told us." "This is him." "What?" "!" "I say I no know where Waldess is." "This is true, I tell you." "But Flair is alive." "This special information, I say so many times, no?" "Please, be happy with that tip." "I am no shady person." "Let me go home now." "Please let me go." "Okay?" "So you're an average citizen?" "I don't think average citizens carry things like this around." "Well, that's..." "Damn." "I won't forget this." "You still want some more?" "Who do you think you are?" "SCREW ALL OF YOU!" "Don't cha dare think of coming back." "Miss." "I can't get enough of it." "You've got a killer right punch." "Miss..." "But, Miss, you sure are a hell of a fighter." "There ain't anybody in this district that could top you." "Ain't that the truth." "Miss..." "Welcome home, boss." "Boss?" "Your ray gun..." "Is it finished?" "!" "What is it?" "You got it all working, right?" "Well, the 3WA confiscated it from me." "Oh no, it's all right." "There are no big jobs for me today." "Even if there were I'd let my partner take care of it." "Yup, it's all right." "Yuri, the chief wants you." "Okay, I'll be right there." "All right, I'll see you later, you know where." "Yuri, hurry it up." "Sure thing!" "She already quit." "Who cares?" "I received her resignation but I never accepted it." "She thinks she did." "She's had numerous jobs since then." "Cashier at a coffee house, production administrator at an anime studio, gas line construction work..." "She's been fired from all those." "Now she's a bodyguard for an arms dealer and lives in the slums." "You've kept close track of her." "But I see that you don't care enough to want her back." "I think you should go ahead and accept her resignation, then arrest her." "Oh, boy..." "I have to tell you, I'm getting along with my current partner very nicely." "Kei hardly compares..." "Chief, we got a location on Waldess." "Unit 9 is requesting our support." "All right." "Yuri, get going." "Ms. Yuri!" "Ms. Yuri!" "We're going on a stakeout?" "That's right, and I..." "I have a date with my boyfriend today." "I'm really sorry." "Please go without me, Ms. Yuri." "I'm out of here." "Hold it right there." "What is it?" "What the hell?" "Well, I really have to run now." "THIS IS WORK, LILLY!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK THE 3WA IS?" "Did she just say something?" "I must of misheard that." "That's Yuri, right?" "Sure, I understand." "Work?" "It's gonna rain today." "I think my heart just stopped." "I'm getting dizzy." "Did anybody record that?" "Oh man, I think I'm getting a fever." "Oh, that was truly inspiring." "Please note that military landing craft are expected to be utilizing this spaceport at unspecified times." "The scheduled departure and arrival times of some international flights may be affected." "Passengers should confirm the departure time of their flights." "Thank you for your cooperation." "Repeating, this is a special spaceport service announcement." "Please note that military landing craft are expected to be utilizing this spaceport at unspecified times." "The scheduled departure and arrival times of some international flights may be affected." "Passengers should confirm..." "He hasn't shown yet." "No sign of him here, either." "Washiri?" "Unfortunately, he hasn't shown here." "All right, don't step out of line now." "One, two, one, two, one, two..." "He's late." ""Double Edge 48" began on schedule today." "The main fleet has completed maneuvers in the B87 quadrant as part of the first stage of the exercise." "Ms. Yuri, this will all be over by six, won't it?" "Sure, if the Guest comes by then." "Really?" "Then he'll come, for sure." "Cut the chatter!" "Okay!" "Will come..." "Won't come..." "Will come..." "Won't come..." "Will come..." "Won't come..." "Will come..." "Won't come..." "Will come..." "Won't come..." "Will come..." "Won't come..." "He's here!" "The Guest has just passed point Q." "Geez!" "The Guest has passed point S." "The Guest is about to get on the central escalator." "Seems to be heading toward point G." "Point G?" "!" "G is..." "He's sitting down." "Let's go." "Formation 5, surround him in one sweep!" "Iwashimizu!" "He's about to make contact with Waldess." "All right." "We didn't make it." "Double Edge was never part of our plans." "Iwashimizu!" "I apologize, Sir." "Combined maneuvers for the USF operation "Double Edge 48" will begin at midnight." "Those of you watching..." "It's time." "All right, here we go." "Stand by!" "What is it?" "Assassin!" "What?" "Yuri, an assassin is heading your way." "The woman in a red coat." "She's coming right toward you." "Mi..." "MISS YURI!" "That idiot!" "Move in!" "3WA!" "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" "I'm afraid!" "It's time, Mr. Waldess." "Yuri, secure Waldess!" "Hurry!" "Lilly!" "Grab the..." "What the hell are you doing?" "What's going on?" "!" "One, two, one, two, one, two..." "Hurry!" "After them!" "Ms. Yuri." "Gee, this sure is tough work." "Hey, wait for me!" "Mr. Waldess, hurry!" "It's your fault." "It's your fault this operation went down the drain!" "No, it wasn't me!" "It was Lilly!" "This little brat..." "I see, it's that person's fault." "This is your gun." "You want to use it, don't you?" "I'm a monkey wrench for the 3WA." "Why do you keep trying to bring me back?" "We're short on manpower, you see." "I'd have alley cats work for me if I could." "Why don't you start with Mughi." "Mughi?" "Oh, that critter that Yuri is feeding." "Flair... is still alive." "The info came from your boss over there." "Isn't it about time you came back?" "But!" "You understand that this gun isn't for shooting Flair." "Ms. Yuri, today I have a date with someone." "I'm really sorry." "Please go without me today, Ms. Yuri." "You won't mind, will you?" "No..." "No!" "I'm not like that!" "Absolutely not!" "I'm nothing like her!" "Stop stand around." "Get to work!" "What is?" "Be more cheerful." "There is life outside 3WA, you know?" "Very wise person say long ago, "Man not live by bread alone."" "That's right, you know?" "You need clothing and roof too." "Most important, you need moolah." "Underground world maybe has no pension, but lots of chances to make lotsa money." "This true!" "After I get her..." "I wonder what'll become of me after I get Flair?" "Assuming I win." "After you get Flair?" "You become "Kei, Lady Killer"." "You become next Flair." "Lots of hits to do." "Lots of money to nab!" "Swim in green and gold in no time!" "The next Flair?" "We are about to reach the warp point." "Damn!" "Use the escape pod." "I will cover you from here." "I, lwashimizu, I can die for you, Sir!" "Waldess, Sir!" "Miss!" "Miss, please take care of yourself." "Miss Kei, you come back anytime, all right?" "Miss, please give us the chance to see your right punch again sometime!" "Miss be back." "I know she will." "I believe in her." "What?" "Yuri's headed to Siren alone?" "Flair?" "Then, you're..." "No!" "I didn't come back looking to fight her!" "Kei!" "Chief?" "Why are you here?" "Waldess!" "You're under arrest." "You're about to receive an invitation to jail!" "In the name of the 3WA!" "I quit, I don't quit, I quit, I don't quit, I quit, I don't quit." "I quit, I don't quit." "I quit." "I know!" "I didn't have time to eat, and my stomach growled." "I was so embarrassed!" "I don't quit." "Damn!" "A massive object has appeared." "Level 6, section 47." "Ridiculous!" "No such object is registered." "Surge being measured." "Lower the output level." "No change." "Primary circuitry has blacked out." "But, Ms. Yuri, I've gotta..." "Cut the excuses!" "The spaceport has been secured." "Hurry!" "All vessels are to stand by in orbit." "Hey!" "Looks like things are busy." "I'll come back later." "No, that's fine." "Speculation is Waldess is heading for Siren." "The 3WA is deploying everything it can muster in a dragnet." "If Siren is lost, it'll be like the entire galaxy has been hijacked." "I believe you're looking for this." "So, what are you going to do?" "This." "Chief!" "I humbly submit my resignation from the 3WA!" "Yuri, hey!" "Yuri, copy!" "Waldess is on Siren?" "He's taking over the links on Siren as we speak and..." "I call upon all members of Mankind." "Mankind has lost all Hope for its Future." "A Galaxy without a Vital Economy has no chance of Rejuvenation." "No use!" "He's controlling all circuits." "It is hopeless to expect Worthless Politicians to accomplish this Deed." "Damn!" "What has ldeology, Bureaucracy, or Government Policy ever done for us?" "The answer is Nothing!" "In the History of Mankind, accomplishments have always been brought about by individual Genius." "Genius uses Unique Circumstances to show us the way to a better Future." "This is History!" "Go?" "Go where?" "!" "A Genius embodies the Will of the Masses." "Yes, the History of Mankind has been driven by the Desire of the Masses and the Genius that realized that Desire." "Today, Humanity is facing its Darkest Hour!" "Hence, the Masses demand a Genius." "Who is this Genius?" "!" "I AM!" "This Man before you, Waldess!" "Believe in Me, Humanity." "Side with Me!" "Cease fire!" "We are the 3WA!" "I am well aware of that!" "You bastard!" "HOLD YOUR FIRE!" "Do not damage Siren!" "Geez, who trained you to be a pilot?" "This is how you drive out here!" "You idiot!" "Look where you're going!" "What did you say?" "!" "That dolt." "Brainless bimbo." "What are we going to do, Chief?" "!" "We can't keep ducking forever." "Well?" "!" "Chief?" "!" "Hit only the defensive systems, understand?" "All vessels, forward!" "The fools." "What?" "!" "No!" "He's done it!" "It's Siren!" "Siren has taken over the onboard computers via the data links!" "What?" "!" "Charge!" "Okay!" "Wait a sec!" "Run for it!" "Pointless." "You can't escape Siren." "Why did you reinstate her?" "Knock it off." "Kei is your partner." "But!" "CHIEF!" "I'm okay!" "Keep going!" "All systems online!" "All right." "Here we go!" "Kernel 24 has suffered level six damage." "Critical damage has occurred in the External Databus Active Control System." "The system is inoperable." "Damage control system has been engaged." "Estimated time necessary for repair is 1,740 seconds." "Do they want to destroy Siren?" "They have no appreciation of Siren's true value!" "You're..." "Iris!" "Iris is dead!" "She died along with Molly!" "Backup!" "We need backup now!" "I repeat." "We cannot spare any manpower." "Your request is denied." "Iris!" "Molly!" "So, the woman standing before me is Lady Flair, a merciless sniper that doesn't even hesitate to shoot her former comrades?" "So that's the way it is?" "Comrades?" "The same comrades that cut us off?" "The same people that let Molly die." "I was rushing to your aid!" "But before I could get to you, the radio transmission was severed." "I couldn't track you any longer." "What?" "!" "Eat this!" "I don't remember handing out invitations." "We came to deliver one to you." "An invitation to prison!" "You two!" "You want to arrest me, don't you?" "!" "Then protect me!" "She's been sent by Lucifer." "Kill her!" "Don't shoot him, lris!" "Chief?" "Of course these brainless apes are no match for me." "Of course not." "I am the Chosen One." "I am the One!" "External Databus Active Control System has been restored." "Did you hear the Voice of God?" "God has spoken to Me." "Exterminate Corrupt Mankind and create a New World from its ashes, He says." "Do you know what I have just done?" "I have delivered the Word of God to every major military base of the United Space Force across the galaxy." "570 seconds until nuclear missile launch." "The Time of Judgement has come!" "Angry Flames shall burn the Fools." "Can you hear it?" "The Song of the Siren?" "Only Death awaits them, but the Sailors cannot resist." "Seduced by the Voice they guide their Ships into Doom." "Such a beautiful Song." "Back off." "Back off!" "Back off!" "Don't get any closer to me!" "Listen to me and I'll make it all better for you." "I nullify your contract with Lucifer." "Work with me..." "Waldess, you are under arrest!" "In the name of the 3WA!" "Iris, deactivate the countdown!" "Chief?" "Iris?" "Kei!" "Iris!" "Warning." "Critical damage to the Primary Generator Core Containment Field." "Implosion by gravitational collapse in 820 seconds." "Warning level Red." "All personnel evacuate immediately." "Chief!" "All personnel evacuate immediately." "Hurry!" "Chief." "Critical damage to the Primary Generator Core Containment Field." "Warning level Red." "All personnel evacuate immediately." "Critical damage to the Primary Generator Core Containment Field." "Warning level Red." "October 12th, 2248, agent code name "Lovely Angel" returned to duty." "Died in the line of duty after shooting class A suspect number 411 86-332287-205." "Known as "Lady Flair" during the Siren Case." "Granted the Galaxy Federation Special Merit in Excellence Award posthumously" "Well, I guess it just shows ya how good the previous two were." "I tell you, look at how their resume shines." "Now, you compare that with these two." "They're not too bad, actually." "Ow!" "Hey, stop stepping on me, you idiot!" "Don't touch me!" "No, you pervert!" "Don't push me!" "Go the other way!" "You stink!" "Hey, you're pulling my hair!" "Move!" "Get outta my way!" "Who's the idiot that put me in this potato scrubbing machine?" "Who's responsible for this?" "!" "I didn't have anything to do with it!" "That would be me." "You said you were willing to try the Rush Hour Experience tour." "You know, there is such a thing as going too far." "That's right." "Just like you can only raise a miniskirt so far." "Hey, I like miniskirts." "That's not the issue!" "Omokagebashi, this is Omokagebashi." "The next stop is the last, Waseda, Waseda." "Hey, come on, take a look." "Someone is drying their laundry on a clothesline." "This is fascinating!" "You really get a feel for how people lived their lives." "Of course." "That's the selling point of this place." "Geez, Kei, you're such a stick in the mud." "This train will pause for a traffic light." "Wow, they really are eating a meal." "That might be a real family, not that it matters." "Look at that overacting." "All this is a gimmick along the Metropolitan Train Tour." "Then the train stopping here is all part of the show?" "That plant, the taro, is slippery, hard to grasp." "It's indigenous to the low-lying swamp areas of the Asiatic monsoon region of Terra, not that it matters." "Your endless anecdotes are what doesn't matter." "Chance!" "Rushing through the world at maximum speed" "Loving thrills that no one can reach" "You can't stand it but you can't hate it either" "Leaving behind a smile like that" "Shooting romantically" "My bullets never stray" "Just missing your bright heart" "A sniper that aims for love" "Thrills are always sexy" "Don't underestimate me" "Once I start running, I am" "Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop" "Nobody can stop me, I am a" "Non-stop angel" "Chance!" "I aim at you while your hold your breath and look at me" "Loving thrills, it's too late" "Chance!" "Rushing toward the horizon with intense passion" "The two of us are like wind, our lives burn white" "I want to greet the new future together with you" "Last stop, Waseda station." "Please remember to collect all personal belongings." "This is the last stop?" "In the middle of nowhere?" "Then how do we get to Shinjuku?" "We'll manage." "It'll work out." "Touma, we were only assigned to be your bodyguards." "Cut that "lt'll work out" crap." "You're suppose to work it out." "I am?" "Who else?" "Hey, don't they have taxis in this era?" "Let's take a taxi from here." "Touma the Clueless keeps pissing me off!" "Once we get through this shopping center, we'll be on a larger street for sure." "Wow, so this was what stores were like three hundred years ago." "I wonder what that's about?" "Narita International Spaceport has been shut down pending investigation of the main control system." "A small spacecraft made a forced landing at the shutdown airport," "That's not fair!" "That landing was great!" "Why are they talking about it?" "and collided with a parked shuttle." "No matter how you cut it, it looks like your error." "The control tower was closed and the beacon was down." "Making that landing manually should have gotten me a commendation." "Spaceport operations will resume as soon as the necessary adjustments are made to the computer." "Please bear with us a little longer." "Jeez, they still don't have it working?" "How much longer are we going to be stuck here?" "For those customers whose return has been delayed," "World's World would like to assure you that your food, lodging, and return passage will be fully covered." "Please take this opportunity to enjoy World's World a little more." "Hey, I'll take that!" "I can take off from school without worrying." "This is like an extension to my vacation." "It's an ironclad excuse I can give my boss." "We can just sit back and really enjoy ourselves." "So in other words, the length of all these people's vacations depends on Touma's skills." "Imagine someone like that being a Tro-Con." "There's gotta be something wrong with Personnel at 3WA HQ." "Well, it looks like that Tro-Con has gone missing." "There he is." "Not here either..." "What isn't here?" "Oh, we can pick up a cab around here." "Right, Grandma?" "I don't get it." "I can't figure out his hobbies." "Oh, but it makes him all the more interesting." "He's a lot more complex than you." "You looking for a fight?" "Wow, I've read about this before." "This is what roads were really like in the past." "Here we are!" "Cars that run on gasoline!" "This thing stinks." "Where do you wish to go?" "A place called Shinjuku, please." "What part of Shinjuku do you need?" "Where is it?" "Kabukicho." "All right then." "That's strange." "If you will excuse me a moment..." "Is this thing reliable?" "Excuse me, I'll get off as well." "What is up with you?" "Wait a minute!" "That old woman's waving to me." "She must have found the brand of cigarettes that I was looking for." "Is it a gift for the Chief?" "No, it's for myself." "I collect the labels of old cigarette brands." "Here we go." "This is the area that the Chief was talking about." "Look how crowded and cluttered it is." "The guidebook said that they recreated the world's brightest and noisiest arcade." "Touma, don't go off on your own." "Somebody's after us, so keep your guard up or you're finished." "Just make sure to stay close to us." "You two seem to have a lot of people harboring grudges against you." "You idiot!" "We're not the targets." "Then who is?" "You." "Me?" "That makes no sense." "Who would be after me?" "How should we know?" "That taxi driver disappeared." "That bastard, he's gonna pay dearly when I catch up with him." "What's up?" "The guy that just walked by was so fantastic!" "What are you looking at?" "Hey, where's Touma?" "Ah, there he is." "Off in his own little world again." "Touma, we told you to stay close." "Even a large urban center such as this one still has small birds." "I wonder what they eat?" "Get a hold of yourself." "We need to find Juno's Snack Bar." "There's a World's World office in that snack bar, right?" "We're going to have to endure a torturously boring briefing!" "Juno..." "Juno..." "Look at all these signs." "How are we supposed to find it in here?" "What a sight." "What I want to know is why the office is in a snack bar anyway?" "Maybe they're subleasing the space?" "Take a look, Yuri." "Hey, that's right!" "Asking the locals is the best ticket." "What did you find out, Touma?" "Well, they subsist on bread crumbs and other leftovers." "I'll kill him!" "Here it is." "They run a theme park this big and this is it?" "They must be some kind of cheapskates." "So, they're subleasing after all." "Excuse me." "Is there a Gold Ohara at this address?" "We were told to come here." "Who are you?" "We're from the 3WA." "Thank you very much, but we're doing fine without your services." "You're insurance saleswomen, right?" "No, we're not." "Car saleswomen?" "We're nothing of the sort!" "I got it, you're the local makeup sales rep." "Don't you understand "no" when you hear it, you knucklehead?" "!" "Mr. Gold Ohara is right behind you." "I got your flyer." "I am the Gold Ohara that you're looking for." "So you're the ones that made that forced landing and recklessly..." "I mean, the 3WA Trouble Consultants." "Get me the Chief of Security." "Let me introduce the Tro-Cons that the 3WA sent us." "These people?" "But they're so young." "Age means little at the 3WA." "What's important is what's in here and in here!" "In Kei's case, she falls short in the brains department, right?" "In any case, the Central Computer chose us." "It assigned this case to that featherbrained girl and myself." "The Central Computer at the 3WA is known as one of the top class super-systems in this galaxy." "Now you're coming around." "Oh, we're terribly sorry for our rudeness." "And you would be?" "I'm Touma, the networking Tro-Con." "I'll be conducting repairs to your system with the viral infection." "We're his bodyguards." "Bodyguards?" "The Chief was very insistent about Touma having bodyguards." "As it turns out, he sure needed them." "I was informed of the taxi car-bomb terrorist attack." "Looks like we have no time to spare." "Why don't we get started right away?" "Wow, it's like we are going to a secret base." "This is no secret." "As you are well aware," "World's World is a theme park currently under construction with the goal of recreating the civilizations and cultures that once existed on Earth, our former home world." "Our motto is "The fusion of knowledge and play."" "That's why all current technology remains behind the scenes, hidden from the eyes of the tourists." "What about why you were dressed up like a clown?" "That's part of our company policy." "Even high level executives are required to go out into the field to get a better grasp of what our customers are looking for." "Wow." "This is where you control all parts of World's World." "That's correct." "Starting with the already completed late 1 990s Tokyo area, the New York area currently under construction, the London and Shanghai areas currently in planning stages, and other future areas will be all controlled from this center." "Maintainance, control, administration, construction, and all other aspects of the operation of this planet are centrally controlled by our computer, Silica 2000." "Actually, I was the person that put together this computer system." "Three years ago, when they were rebuilding this computer system, people visited the university and I ended up working with them." "I must admit I am taken aback." "So that must be why the chairman instructed us to contact the 3WA when this accident occurred." "But you made this?" "This is news to me as well." "Why didn't you tell us?" "Because nobody asked." "How does that matter anyway?" "When was the infection by the virus confirmed?" "Ninety-one hours ago." "We cut the line to prevent further contamination and shut down the airport as well as the hyperwave datalink." "Furthermore, all areas of World's World has been placed under quarantine." "The 3WA was contacted using a emergency stand-alone system." "Regarding the threat of binary source information breakdown, at this time the integrity of up to module level 67 has been confirmed." "Now, we're using a vaccinated unit to reconstruct an operational machine and are attempting to run a recreation simulation." "Those sound like ideal countermeasures." "Have you been able to isolate the security breach where the virus entered, and its route through the system?" "Unfortunately, that is still under investigation." "Silica 2000, do you remember me?" "Or has your memory going back three years been erased?" "It has been a long time, Touma." "I heard that you've been infected by a virus." "How are you doing?" "Thanks to rapid isolation and separation of infected areas and the construction of the immunization routine, all systems are operating reliably and securely." "The infected areas are as follows." "Districts 28 through 5097 in the perceptions field kernel." "Districts 114, 981, and 6036 in the language field kernel." "Districts 3, 12, and 15 in the artificial personality correcting kernel..." "Okay, I got it." "Forward the report to the kernel." "Initialize the cerebrum area." "Do you still retain control of the Artificial Personality Correction Kernel?" "Yes, I do." "Thank God." "Well, it looks like your frontal lobe and CNS is still intact." "Now I would like to introduce the vaccine-refining program that I made for you." "Please open I/O bus channel 2091 44." "You may be in an uncomfortable state for a while, but..." "Come in." "So you two are the Dirty Pair?" "Lovely Angels!" "My name is Poporo." "I'm your new chief, Garner's replacement." "Is there something wrong?" "My head, you know." "Is having a headache so funny?" "Poporo." "I know." "I'll buy it on my way back from work." "600 grams of superior pork loin, right?" "Got it, honey." "Well, that brings us to your next assignment." "You will be acting as bodyguards." "Bodyguards?" "For who?" "The computer of a business that operates a theme park has been hit with an unknown virus." "For some reason, the 3WA has been called in to investigate and eliminate the virus." "This is Touma, a network Tro-Con." "He will be doing the investigation and the elimination." "Your job is to escort Touma." "Ask in the field for more information." "Poporo here." "I told you, I got it." "What?" "Some green peppers?" "Is one bag enough?" "What else?" "Tomatoes?" "This is the worst mission." "There are no rich, handsome men around, either." "Check bus channel 5001 05." "Redirect the error level output of the anti-virus unit TZ-25 to the VPP." "Redirection completed." "I found a new infected area in the language field kernel, District 908." "Well,we could help track down the jerk that tried to bump us off." "Hey, Mr. Chief!" "Who would be in a very advantageous position with the computer of World's World haywire?" "Oh, I'm sure Cosmo Planet must be overjoyed with this." "Cosmo Planet?" "Don't they run things like the Afghanistan Warlords Experience, the Australian Kangaroo Ranch, and the Borneo Rain Forest tour?" "Yes, they launch theme parks similar to ours and we compete aggressively for each others' customer base." "If the system that runs a popular theme park crashes, then the customers will migrate toward another facility that provides similar experiences." "That's why they're after Touma." "If the virus is eliminated, then their plans are wasted." "We got a good hypothesis going here." "This will be a snap!" "So, this was a conspiracy so simple that even Kei could crack it." "What is that supposed to mean?" "Well, if that's the case, then the perpetrator is still out and about." "If the virus doesn't work, then they'll try something else," "like blowing up the facilities." "Those are some grave prospects." "I will have to strengthen our security arrangements." "I'll leave at once to give out instructions to my people." "We have lunch ready for you now." "Lunch?" "Mr. Ohara had it prepared for you." "Oh, will it be an executive luncheon?" "Lower the consulate to 200 gigs, so you can work with it." "I will carry out the operation." "Touma, its time for lunch, c'mon!" "I wonder what it will be?" "I sure hope it isn't a full course of French cuisine." "Oh, I hope it will be an Italian lunch." "What is this?" "That's ramen and gyoza delivered from nearby." "I was told to have you enjoy the representative cuisine of this era's commoners." "Oh, how thoughtful of them." "We don't have to go back 300 years to enjoy this, though." "Touma!" "Yes?" "Get over here!" "You alive?" "I'm all right, I think." "Hey, what the..." "This is an android used for events." "Somebody screwed with this thing's program." "Bastards!" "That's it, I've had enough!" "We'll hunt them down!" "Yeah, that's it, Touma." "Just keep on walking, as if you are in your own world." "Someone is watching you." "Keep your guard up." "I got a great girl for you, Mister." "C'mon, Mister." "What do you want?" "Please stop!" "Why, you!" "What is this about?" "Female impersonators were part of 20th-century popular culture!" "Why are you discriminating against me so?" "!" "You should understand." "You're a female impersonator yourself!" "I am a woman!" "You're lying!" "Yes, we have a special room waiting for you on behalf of Mr. Ohara." "But what of your companions?" "Oh, I see, they will come afterwards." "Then let me show you to your room." "This will be your room." "Please try to have a relaxing night." "Excuse me." "Here is the meal that you ordered." "But I didn't order anything." "Oh no, this is all appropriate." "This will be the menu." "Well, actually, I'm a really picky person, and I'd rather avoid something like that." "You..." "You were at Juno." "You have an exceptional memory." "You can fix computers in the afterlife." "You're going to kill me?" "But I haven't been with a girl yet!" "Oh, you can take care of that in the afterlife too, probably." "So, you set the ramen-bombs?" "That's me." "The taxi, too." "How did you introduce the virus into the computer?" "I have no idea." "You don't know?" "My job is to get rid of you and prevent the elimination of the virus." "That'll be over in just a second." "Bastard!" "No!" "Come back here!" "Here it is." "This is the room that Goat Abiko, the bartender, used." "When did he start working for us?" "According to our records, he started working two years ago." "From Cosmo Planet?" "Right now I have an investigation underway, but it appears that he was a freelance hitman." "It's not likely that we will be able to implicate those who hired him." "He said nothing about the introduction of the virus?" "Yes, but the fact the he had a terminal here..." "I see, it would not be unreasonable to assume that he used this." "Well, with that, it looks like this case is all wrapped up, now that the vaccine is completed." "Oh, wow." "That blew up real good." "Who cares?" "The computer's fixed and the hitman blew himself up." "All we have to do now is go home." "That won't be possible." "What?" "We can't go back yet." "We have go through all the system components and do a burn-in test of all computer functions before we can remove it from quarantine." "There might be an unidentified transforming virus still hibernating somewhere." "How long will something like that take?" "Even at the very earliest, it will take two weeks." "Two weeks?" "Yes, but we finished our job, right?" "We don't have to do anything for now, right?" "We can have the time of our life for two weeks!" "Nobody will complain!" "We can get ourselves a new room!" "Guess that just leaves having fun." "Of course, we'll keep this a secret from the chief." "Who is the one that fell in love?" "Come over here" "It's like magic, isn't it?" "My heart is beating, beating, like this" "Hey, you're surrounded by dreams all around you" "No, you can't find it by yourself" "Stop the clock" "Click your heels" "Let's do something that nobody can teach us" "The sun above us" "Looks down at both of us" "Let's laugh at how dramatic this is" "I really like you" "This is such a spectacular love" "It has nothing to do with romance" "I really like you" "Oh, man, I dreamed about having to take a test." "I don't have dreams like that." "I dream about getting arrested by the police." "Of course you wouldn't, Kei hardly went to school at all." "I wouldn't dream of ever going back to place like that ever again!" "Well, that's too bad, because we're going to be students at a girls' school." "Screw that, I'm not going." "Yuri, you can go ahead alone." "Oh, no you don't!" "You are going to wear this uniform and go to classes!" "A skirt?" "Hey wait, stop!" "You're killing me!" "Next episode: "Mysterious High School Seventeen"!" "Yes, we are well aware of your predicament, but we are trying to accommodate more than 200,000 customers that the computer glitch stranded." "Right now all accommodations, everything from five star hotels to inexpensive inns with shared baths, are all filled up." "We prepared the vip room for the three of you from the 3WA, but even if the room is now unusable, we are not in a position to be able to prepare another room so easily." "So, you blame us for the VIP room going up in smoke?" "No, of course not!" "What I mean to say is that..." "So, you want to put a cute, attractive, and delicate girl like myself out on the street?" "Of course not!" "There are 1,082,450 beds available in the Tokyo area." "Even including all beds necessary for employees and their families, customers staying on an extended basis, and those here temporarily, there should be 0.21 % unallocated beds available." "Numbers are one thing, reality is another." "Operations Central is in a mess trying to allocate the necessary accommodations." "Yes..." "You were able to find one?" "Operations has found a place that can accommodate your stay here." "Where are we going?" "Is it a hotel?" "A condominium?" "Well, it won't be a place like that." "I won't mind if it's a hot spring resort, you know." "Well, you see..." "What is it already?" "We're a little worried that this might not be an appropriate facility for you." "Oh, hell, we won't mind even if it is a little cheap." "Well, I didn't mean it in that sense." "CHANCE!" "Girigiri no SPEED de sekai wo kakenukeru" "Mou daremo todokanai suriru wo koishite" "Kuyashi kedo nimukenai" "Sonna egao nokoshite" "ROMANTIC SHOOTING" "Nerai wa hazusanai" "Shiroi mune kasumete yuku" "Koi wo nerau SNIPER" "Suriru wa itsumo SEXY" "Amaku minal de yo" "Hashiri dashitara watashi wa" "NON-STOP, NON-STOP, NON-STOP" "Mou darenimo tomerarenai" "NON-STOP ANGEL" "CHANCE!" "Iki wo tomete mitsumeteru, anata wo nera'teru" "Mou osoi tewokure yo, suriru wo koishite" "CHANCE!" "Jyounetsu ga kakemukeru, harukana chiheisen" "Watshitachi kaze ni naru, inochi moeagaru" "Futari de kanjitai, tsugi no mirai wo" "This is an elite girls' boarding school." "We found out that there were some vacancies in the dormitory." "A girls' school?" "Executive Officer Ohara has taken care of the necessary paperwork to have you treated as short-term exchange students at this school." "I would have preferred a coed school instead." "Section Chief, will I have to stay at the girls' school as well?" "While that doesn't sound so bad, something tells me that it would be inappropriate." "Of course that would be inappropriate!" "Not to worry." "We have taken the necessary steps to enroll you at a boys' school." "Okay." "Then we'll be off now." "Are you the people from the 3WA?" "My name is Kumi Kazamatsuri and I'm a freshman." "I'm the dorm life monitor this week, so I'll be the one helping Ms. Yuri and Ms. Kei fit in here." ""Ms.", is it?" "Me, of all people." "I was told that you are top class Tro-Cons." "Well, you're so kind." "Please don't say any more." "You're like idols to me." "There is the Kouyou Dorm." "Please, come in." "Come this way." "This will be your room." "Hey, this wouldn't be so bad, if I didn't have to room with an airhead." "Just make sure you don't snore and grind your teeth." "Let me show you the bathing facilities." "You can use them twenty-four hours a day." "Oh yeah, it doesn't get any better than this." "I can't stand it." "You sound like a middle-aged male slob." "Oh darn, I forgot to buy some beer for after the bath." "This is just a theme park, right?" "Why do they have schools?" "On World's World, which employs over 300,000 people, workers and their families live within the city just as they would have in that era." "Schools, stores, banks, and other facilities are not only exhibitions but also function as those very institutions that they simulate." "I can't believe they went to all this trouble." "Screw schools, I tell ya!" "Good morning!" "Go away." "I want to sleep more." "Come now, you'll be late to classes at this rate." "Classes?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "I ain't no student." "Oh no, you certainly are a genuine exchange student." "Only students are allowed in this dormitory." "Students wear the school uniform and go to classes." "Those are the rules that students must abide by." "Screw you!" "Who made me a student in a girls' school?" "Yuri, tell this..." "Have you lost your mind?" "Isn't this just lovely?" "I look great no matter what I wear." "Oh, to be a blossoming seventeen!" "It's not so bad wearing clothes like this every once in a while." "I'll bet that, deep down in your heart, you want to wear one as well." "No, I'm not wearing that!" "Absolutely not!" "Hurry, Kei." "Jeez..." "Christ, I can't handle the junk they teach in those classes." "Stresses me out." "There she is." "Oh, Ms. Kei!" "Please let me have lunch with you in the cafeteria." "There!" "Okay!" "She's already at home." "Does she have any brain cells at all?" "She's got no backbone." "Ms. Kei." "Has it crossed your mind that maybe our dormitory is actually very old?" "Not until you mentioned it." "I heard that it's over one hundred years old." "What a minute, that can't be right." "They only started developing this planet thirty years ago." "But it is a hundred years old!" "They moved a building that was built in the mid-Meiji era here." "What the hell?" "In any case with building this old, They bother us sometimes." "Who?" "Underwear-stealing perverts?" "Oh no, you know what I mean!" "When we say "They", we mean all this stuff." "At Kouyou Dormitory, strange things happen that we refer to as the Seven Mysteries." "The face of a bloody woman appears on the bathroom mirror." "You're suddenly blinded while walking in the western hallway." "Who is it?" "Stop it!" "Hey, what's up with you?" "You didn't have to react so violently." "So, it was you, okay." "You're just in time." "You got nothing better to do, right?" "She's got some things that she'd like you to help out with." "Me?" "Well, I've got some things I need to take care of." "What kind of help were you looking for?" "I'd like Ms. Kei and Ms. Yuri to get rid of the ghosts that inhabit this dorm." "Ghosts?" "Yes!" "That's a wonderful idea, Kumi." "Since they're Tro-Cons, it should be no problem for them." "Yeah, I'm sure they can do something about this." "Ghost hauntings?" "Here?" "Yes, scary things happen all the time." "There you have it, Yuri." "I'm sure you can take care of this easily." "Oh no, I can't stand ghosts and stuff." "You know how cute and cheerful I am." "This kind of stuff is for Kei." "Kei, you're tough, so you aren't afraid of ghosts, right?" "Well, that might be the case, but..." "Hey, in another ten minutes, the Ghost of the Piano will come around." "You're right, she'll be here in no time." "The Ghost of the Piano?" "What's that?" "At the same time every day, the keys of the piano upstairs make a sound like someone screaming." "Legend says that a dorm resident who lost her arms in an accident hung herself in that room." "How stupid." "Just avoid playing the piano at that time of the day." "Ten seconds to go." "What's going on?" "Oh, well, sorry about that." "Didn't you hear the scream that just erupted?" "Yes, of course I did." "But you went ahead and kept playing?" "The first time I was so scared, I thought I would faint, but I've gotten used to it." "I have a contest coming up, so I didn't want to stop practicing." "Wow, you're something." "Kei, it's time for dinner." "I ain't going." "What's wrong?" "Aren't you hungry?" "Shut up and leave me alone." "I'll go eat by myself." "Okay." "Ms. Kei, would you be nice enough to help me?" "Please come with me." "What is it at this time of the night?" "It's something very important." "All right, I'll wake up Yuri, so just wait there a second." "Oh no, please." "I'd like you to handle this alone, if you would." "Only someone like yourself can solve this." "I see." "Oh well, having Yuri along would only slow me down anyhow." "There's a study room at the north end of the third floor." "A long time ago, a student ended her life there." "Supposedly, she overdosed on sleeping pills." "Ever since then, no one uses that room." "Why?" "A girl with long hair is sometimes seen sitting next to the window, softly crying." "If you ever see her, you should never speak to her." "If you do, she will keep coming after you until she eventually catches up to you and haunts you." "That's what they say." "So, are we heading to that studying room right now?" "Yes." "Why?" "Because I saw that girl and I got really scared, so I came to you." "Hey, c'mon now!" "This is the room." "See?" "There she is." "Please do something about her." "What?" "What do you mean, "do something"?" "Ms. Kei, you're the only one that I can count on." "Damn..." "Screw this!" "What the hell is this all about?" "!" "Oh no, you mustn't speak to her!" "You reacted just like I predicted, Kei." "Thank God I removed the energy tube from your gun." "No, it's not what you think, Ms. Kei." "Ms. Yuri made me do this against my will." "Juniors can't go against what their seniors tell them to do." "That's why, when I was told to bring Ms. Kei to the study room," "I had to follow instructions." "Besides, it sounded like something fun to do!" "God damn it!" "What's the matter?" "What would make "fear-nothing" Kei so shaken up?" "Yuri, what the hell do you think you're doing?" "!" "Kei!" "There's a ghost behind you!" "How many times will you..." "One, two..." "One, two..." "Ms. Kei!" "Please." "I heard the news, Ms. Kei." "About what?" "The rumor that you fainted from seeing a ghost." "I'm sorry." "It was all because I pushed you into trying to help us." "Are you aware that this school is built on what was a mass burial site during the Edo period?" "Graveyard?" "How can that be?" "Stop pulling my leg." "But it makes sense!" "They built this school on a graveyard, so it's inhabited by ghosts!" "I don't buy it!" "That's impossible." "But I've talked to seniors that have already graduated." "The word has been passed down over the years, and strange things keep happening." "This is all stupid." "World's World didn't exist..." "You can't say that about this!" "What's the big deal about saying that about this?" "In the bathroom on the second floor of the dormitory..." "You must have noticed that the stall in the back is nailed closed." "Do you know why?" "No." "No, I don't know." "The story goes back twenty years." "There was a student that became pregnant." "The gym teacher was the father." "He was already married and had a family." "But the student was not willing to abort the child." "Then one day, in that stall in the dorm bathroom..." "Stop it!" "That's enough." "I'm not interested in unscientific stuff like that." "I don't believe in the occult." "That Horiguchi who teaches math, she just gloats about her beauty." "Then you have an elegant, beautiful young girl, such as myself, somebody that's cute and refreshing come in, right?" "She makes it her business to make my life miserable." "She singles me out to do homework." "I have to solve 50 three-variable problems by the day after tomorrow!" "I can't believe it." "Well, it doesn't matter because I'm going to let that nice boy, Touma, do the solving for me." "You're planning on graduating from here, aren't you?" "Damn, this pisses me off." "Oh, that was a wonderful bath." "I just love having a nice bath." "Just make sure not to overstay your welcome." "Hey, that's beer." "You went outside and bought them without permission, didn't you?" "Yeah, so what?" "Well, it's most certainly wrong." "It's a serious offense of the rules to leave campus without permission." "Oh, for Christ's sake!" "What gives you the right to slam me for breaking the rules?" "Kei, you're such a troublemaker." "You're a drop-out." "I can't take any more of this." "Where are you going now?" "Gotta piss." "Can't go to the toilet without something like that, huh?" "Damn, I drank a little too much." "God damn it, this must be Yuri's work!" "I know it's you, you jerk!" "Lay off already or I'm going to blow this door!" "I said open this door!" "What is it, Kei?" "This isn't your work?" "This is most troublesome." "That is a prestigious elite school." "Even if you were temporary exchange students, it's unheard for any one to be expelled after only three days." "The principal had a nervous breakdown and collapsed." "Please, consider the position this puts us in." "What happened that brought this about?" "Here you are." "Why, thank you." "But why did you need help with problems as easy as those?" "A charming girl made a request of a deprived little boy." "Doesn't that make you happy?" "Unfortunately, I don't need these any more." "Thanks to Kei, even I got booted out." "Expelled?" "Say, she does look really drained." "That one was for real." "What was?" "You know, the one that appears in the bathroom." "Oh, you mean that!" "Now that you mention it, they were at my boys' school as well." "Pretty convincing, weren't they?" "Convincing?" "They were holograms." "Maybe I didn't tell Kei about this." "Those things were a common part of the school and dorm life." "So they have strange things set up to happen at those places." "Of course, they don't tell the students or teachers." "That would ruin all the fun." "This is like the spice of life that dramatizes school life." "Yuri!" "You knew about this, didn't you?" "!" "That's right." "I told Yuri about this, didn't I?" "I didn't know." "I didn't know any of this." "You must be remembering wrong, Touma." "You knew it!" "You damned good for nothing..." "What's wrong?" "You knew it!" "You damned good for nothing..." "Hey, Yuri?" "Where are you going?" "Touma, you idiot." "You're gonna get yourself killed if you stay there any longer!" "Get myself killed?" "You're all going to pay for this dearly!" "Great, now it's not going away." "Is it going to be like this forever?" "She scares me." "It's all because they built this school on top of a graveyard." "Koi shitano dare dare" "Koko ni o ite yo" "Marude mahou, doyone doyone" "Konnani munega, dokidoki, surunowa" "Ne, mawari niwa yume ga afureru" "Sou, hitori jya sagasenai yo" "Tokei wo tomete" "Kutsu wo narashite" "Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou" "Ohisama mo ima" "Futari wo miteru" "DRAMATIC te koto wa waraitobashite" "Kimi ga daisuki" "Suteki na koi de" "ROMANTIC te koto niwa kankei naino" "Kimi ga daisuki" "I don't want to walk any more!" "Shut up!" "I don't want to walk any more!" "My feet hurt, I'm hungry, I wanna rest!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Whose fault is all this?" "I can't believe this!" "It's his fault!" "Calbee, the con-artist!" "I think Calbee has a crush on me." "What should I do?" "Say whatever you want." "I'll nab that bastard and get the reward." "That's if we can make it back to Tokyo." "Shut up!" "Next episode: "Steamy Hotspring Romantic Tour"!" "Got a problem with that?" "!" "Yikes, it's expensive!" "Way too expensive!" "I never imagined that it would cost this much." "The reservation..." "Will have to be canceled, I suppose." "Oh well, this still beats instant ramen noodle cups." "But one day we will eat at that restaurant!" "I sure wanted to go to Trois Poires." "I just eat, relentlessly eat!" "...a Trouble Consultant." "It's the ideal job for a real man." "Every day is filled with thrills and suspense, there's no other job as spectacular." "Of course we dictate our pay, but the pride and glory are the most important parts of our job." "Are there other Tro-Cons from the 3WA here?" "I wasn't told of any." "Refreshing" "Sleek" "Terrific" "Uber Alles" "Voyage with you into eternity" "RSTUV, the spice of love." "It's a worn out trick, but it looks like it's working." "Rub Silently" "Titillate Under" "Violate me there" "That kind of stuff, huh?" "That face..." "Hey!" "Mr. Calbee?" "It's a fake." "Oh no, this is a horrible forgery." "Who are you?" "The Lovely Angels, Tro-Cons for the 3WA." "The Dirty Pair!" "Come back here!" "You're forgetting this!" "What's with all this sudden dedication?" "I know I got something going here!" "What do you mean?" "If I'm right, this will get us that dinner at Poires!" "Hey, wait a second!" "The stairs!" "It's an emergency!" "Your wife is about to have her child!" "You've got to hurry to the hospital!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "I'm single!" "Come back here!" "Oh, no you don't!" "Kei!" "Yuri!" "Oh, geez!" "Chance!" "Rushing through the world at maximum speed" "Loving thrills that no one can reach" "You can't stand it but you can't hate it either" "Leaving behind a smile like that" "Shooting romantically" "My bullets never stray" "Just missing your bright heart" "A sniper that aims for love" "Thrills are always sexy" "Don't underestimate me" "Once I start running, I am" "Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop" "Nobody can stop me, I am a" "Non-stop angel" "Chance!" "I aim at you while you hold your breath and look at me" "Loving thrills, it's too late" "Chance!" "Rushing toward the horizon with intense passion" "The two of us are like wind, our lives burn white" "I want to greet the new future together with you" "Typhoon 201 has been diverted west by the Weather Control Center." "Light rain will continue over the metro area but should not be a major hindrance to aviation operations." "Yuri!" "Geez!" "Eat this!" "Bastard!" "Yuri, the flight stick!" "What's this all about?" "!" "I'm getting all wind-blown!" "Oh, no!" "Panties!" "What about panties?" "I mail-ordered some, but the goods never came!" "Nevertheless, the payment was withdrawn from my account!" "Yes, that would make sense." "Kei would have to buy her ugly underwear by mail-order." "Would they have been trunks?" "Or maybe briefs?" "I am a woman!" "I'm not wrong." "This is the face, all right." "This is the face of the con artist that screwed me over!" "I can't do this!" "I can't fly an antique like this!" "Pull the throttle, that one there." "Pull it hard." "You mean this?" "Damn it!" "I remember now, you were behind the exorbitant price hikes on satellites by Balan Corps." "You claimed that the second satellite was yours and put it up for sale!" "That case has been brought to the 3WA!" "Oh, no!" "I can't do this!" "This is terrible!" "You should turn back!" "It would be better if you did." "Are either of you listening to anything I'm saying?" "!" "No, I can't!" "That's just the beginning!" "You peddled restricted computers through illegal channels!" "Large numbers of supercomputers were swindled using doctored orders." "We know that you were the one behind that one as well!" "Why don't we avoid unnecessary violence?" "Shut up!" "Go around it!" "I can't!" "What's with this weather?" "!" "It's the typhoon." "Weather Control has been herding it in this direction." "Why don't they just erase the low pressure air mass?" "I've heard rumors that you went into the marriage fraud business." "Well, that's one con you'll never fall victim to." "Shut up!" "Come back here, Trois Poires!" "You can't get away!" "What does that mean?" "What about Trois Poires?" "Reward money." "Even if you aren't on the case, you get a bonus if you apprehend a wanted man." "That's the rule." "When we get our bonus, the dinner of our dreams awaits us!" "If that's what you're after, I'll get you that dinner." "Dinner at Trois Poires would be easy to arrange." "Not that easy!" "I'd rather not be an accomplice to eating without paying." "We'll have to contact Touma and have him send a rescue team." "How?" "The wireless is all busted." "Maybe Touma will notice us missing and take the appropriate steps?" "Do you really think Touma is that kind of operative?" "Well, what should we do?" "Nightfall is just around the corner." "It's all your fault." "I don't know how to begin to apologize." "You sure have a long life line." "Actually, I was trying to convince you that I was willing to accept my punishment." "If you want us to tie you up, we can do that." "How about a whipping to go along with that?" "Yes, well, I'm not a masochist, so..." "Something that will act as a rope..." "No!" "These are made of silk." "They're very expensive!" "Ah, this is much better." "Now, you can sleep without worrying." "Well, good night now." "Kei..." "Kei..." "That bastard!" "They may be the Dirty Pair, but they're still new at this business." "They are no match for me." "Yo!" "Well, I guess you're awake now." "Good morning." "Your refreshing presence makes this a wonderful morning!" "And this morning sunshine is so nice and bright!" "You're not enjoying a nice stroll?" "Of course not." "This may not be French cuisine, but I thought I would prepare the best breakfast for you two." "Just look at this luscious color and shining peel." "Fruit in the morning is good for skin care." "Of course, there's no need for you to become any more beautiful." "You put it well." "But I'll help myself." "Wait!" "Calbee, you take the first bite." "Somewhat acidic, fairly bitter..." "This'll upset anyone's stomach." "How is it, Calbee?" "Tro-Cons receive survival training." "We can make rough guesses whether something is edible or not just by looking at it." "Nothing gets by the Dirty Pair." "Lovely Angels!" "Why did you become a con artist?" "It was Fate." "I lost my mother when I was very young." "My father quickly remarried with a younger woman." "She brought with her two children from a former marriage." "Maybe this is typical, but my stepmother never warmed up to me and was quite abusive." "Oh, that's just like Snow White." "You mean Cinderella." "But I did not give up!" "I concentrated myself to the pursuit of soccer in my youth and gave it my best shot, dreaming of the pro leagues." "I worked tirelessly, wiping sweat and blood off my face." "Then my dream actually came true." "One day I finally made it as a pro!" "Pro?" "He's just yakking." "Heavens no!" "I'll show you!" "This is a shot only a pro can make!" "No!" "Don't move." "Just keep still." "Man, that's gotta hurt." "He might end up dying from shock." "Wow, he's still alive." "He must be on good terms with Lady Luck." "Well, he's certainly on good terms with something." "Wow, it's like the garden at the base of a rainbow." "Quit slacking off." "What is it with you?" "Aren't you even a little receptive to beauty?" "Just look at how beautiful this flower bed is." "Yes, the delicate and ultimate beauty that stirs the soul." "This is almost like the palace to a goddess." "Of course, when I refer to a goddess, I mean you, Yuri." "Oh, please stop, everyone tells me that." "First time I heard that." "Saved by the goddess." "Thank you very much." "Hey, you idiot." "Stop blabbing that crap, old man." "Old man!" "That's a real shock to me." "Couldn't you at least call me a "mature gentleman"?" "Let's go, you dirty old geezer." "What's wrong?" "The sun looks all blurry." "Kei, look!" "It's a hot spring!" "You mean it!" "All right!" "Lucky!" "Interesting expression on your face." "Oh, I have no idea what came over me." "It doesn't bother me at all." "What does it matter when you can enjoy a nice soak?" "Oh no, I'm much too embarrassed." "I wouldn't blame you for lack of confidence." "But I don't plan on handing out free treats either." "If you would only admit how much of a gentleman I am, then you could avoid all this trouble." "This is wonderful!" "You see it?" "That's Tokyo." "Let's do it!" "Tomorrow night we treat ourselves to Trois Poires!" "That jerk couldn't have..." "He got away!" "Hey, what gives?" "Calbee!" "Oh, the hell with this!" "Hey, wait for me!" "Calbee!" "Kei!" "Yuri!" "Oh, just a dream." "Damn it!" "If it wasn't for that good for nothing..." "Who was the one that was planning on a dinner with the bonus from catching him?" "I thought you were the one." "It was you, Kei!" "Oh, this is some hot spring." "Say, why don't you enjoy this as well?" "You good for nothing..." "No!" "What now?" "You want us to tie you up again?" "I thought I should make myself useful." "Why didn't you get that out in the beginning?" "Wow, that smells wonderful." "I am so hungry right now." "Please, go ahead and enjoy yourselves." "This tastes wonderful!" "Anything tastes good if you are hungry enough." "Hey, this isn't so bad." "What kind of meat did you use?" "You've got some nerve." "Will this be the last night we spend together?" "I wish it were not so." "You've been a real thorn in our side, but you'll be in the slammer by tomorrow." "I regret all of this." "But this has sobered me up." "I surrender to my fate." "My heart was cleansed by the goddess-like gentleness and humility of Yuri." "My soul glows as it has been scrubbed clean." "We took a bath as well." "This time I swear to accept responsibility for my crimes." "You've certainly become obedient all of a sudden." "What were you doing in World's World anyway?" "It came to me one day." "I can't go on living a lie forever." "You ARE a con artist." "Well, yes..." "What could you do that's not full of lies?" "Become the owner of the theme park." "I won the rights to operate the New York area." "When you say New York, do you mean the section that's going to be done next year?" "It was an expensive purchase." "I spent all the money that I had accumulated until now." "But.." "Your ambitions have come to an abrupt end." "You are the only one, Yuri." "I can't trust anyone else." "I want you to become the president." "I beg you." "Pres.." "President." "Right, and Kei will be the senior vice-president!" "Why am I stuck with being the VP?" "!" "Don't let such trivial details distract you." "The nightscape of Manhattan that you see will be all yours." "I won't let it go to anyone else." "Your pay will be fifty times that of a Tro-Con!" "No, a hundred times more than it is now!" "President..." "President..." "It sounds like some kind of dream." "And a dream is what it is." "3WA Tro-Cons command tremendous trust and respect." "And two ex-Tro-Cons can manage the New York area in my place, while I'm in jail." "I'm sure that the banks will be overjoyed." "It will be a project destined for smashing success!" "The land of my dreams, New York!" "My town!" "The Big Apple, all mine!" "Oh, my dreamland, Broadway!" "It's going to remain a dream, too." "The fact that a nice young miss like myself is eking out a living as a Tro-Con is what doesn't make sense." "A vicious, crude job like this is more appropriate for Kei." "Hello?" "This is my chance." "This is probably the only big chance that will ever come to me." "Ms. VP, massage my shoulders." "Yes, Ma'am." "You excel at this, do you?" "I'll also have coffee." "Lots of milk, keep the sugar light." "Why am I doing this?" "!" "Oh, this feels wonderful." "I feel as if I'm being taken away to the world of my dreams." "You stupid idiot!" "Wake up and smell the coffee!" "I can't stand this heat." "Why is there a desert like this right next to Tokyo?" "I think choosing me as president is a wonderful idea." "Thank God you were willing to accept my offer." "But do you promise to atone for your crimes completely?" "Of course, if that will please my best partner," "I will lead an absolutely straight life." "Yuri, this dream is dragging out a bit." "Would you mind not disrupting us, Ms. VP?" "Christ, I'm thirsty." "Water, I gotta have some water." "Where is the water?" "You will really wait for me?" "Until I repay my debt to society and return to you?" "I don't believe it!" "Are you for real?" "It will be a long time, well into the future, before you get out." "How am I supposed to wait all that time all alone?" "You might end up behind bars for the rest of your life." "Well..." "I'm getting pretty darn thirsty myself." "That's..." "I gotta shake myself free from all this daydreaming pretty soon." "Reality is such a drag." "It was a only a short while, but thanks for letting me have all this fun." "Oh, man." "Water!" "I must have water!" "Water!" "Hey, not fair." "It's my turn!" "C'mon." "Oh yeah, I feel a lot better!" "Calbee?" "Oh, that Calbee!" "That jerk!" "Come back here!" "After him, Yuri!" "This is Yokohama construction zone 23." "That was a nice trick!" "Over there!" "Guess he's succeeded in getting us angry." "He's about to find out what that means." "C'mon!" "Go faster!" "I can't!" "Goodbye, my sweet Dirty Pair!" "Oh, no you don't!" "Let's go!" "Kei, the crane!" "Got it!" "Looks like the end of the line." "Guess it'll be the 24th century when we next see you." "Oh, just take a look at how comfortable he is." "Looks like someone is enjoying the good life." "Oh, I wouldn't go that far." "Say, you were gone for a while." "Did you go somewhere?" "Soaked in some hot springs." "That sounds nice." "Here's a little something." "Why, thank you." "I'll try it." "Why don't we get going?" "Sure!" "We have our funds and our reservation waiting for us." "I sure am looking forward to this dinner!" "It's a world that a person of such high standing as yourself might find hard to believe." "The days in the life of a Tro-Con are filled with hardships and thrills." "Yesterday was such a day." "There was an emergency survival training session." "Oh, the agony we went through." "Of course, those such as myself look forward to such challenges." "I find it quite relaxing, actually." "Wow, really?" "Did you hear something?" "No, I can't say that I did." "In any case, it's time for our reservation." "All right, let's hurry!" "Who is the one that fell in love?" "Come over here" "It's like magic, isn't it?" "My heart is beating, beating, like this" "Hey, you're surrounded by dreams all around you" "No, you can't find it by yourself" "Stop the clock" "Click your heels" "Let's do something that nobody can teach us" "The sun above us" "Looks down at both of us" "Let's laugh at how dramatic this is" "I really like you" "This is such a spectacular love" "It has nothing to do with romance" "I really like you" "Touma's fallen in love?" "I can feel goosebumps forming on my skin." "Who is the lucky girl?" "Leena, the flower shop girl?" "Well, it's clear as daylight that this would never work out." "He'll get dumped in five seconds!" "Don't be so cold." "Yuri, the hunter of love, the dream-colored guide of romance, will give him all the advice he'll ever need." "Big sister Yuri will tell you all about that kind of stuff!" "This'll never work." "Next episode: "Sparkling Flower Shop of Love"" "Keep your feet to yourself, Kei!" "That's it!" "This just isn't enough space!" "Hey!" "Yes?" "Why do you get an entire room to yourself?" "!" "What can we do about it?" "We were only appropriated two rooms." "We're two women and one man." "It's only natural that..." "Shut up!" "It's unfair that we have to be cramped together!" "What do you propose we do?" "This is what we do!" "This is too much..." "CHANCE!" "Girigiri no SPEED de sekai wo kakenukeru" "Mou daremo todokanai suriru wo koishite" "Kuyashi kedo nimukenai" "Sonna egao nokoshite" "ROMANTIC SHOOTING" "Nerai wa hazusanai" "Shiroi mune kasumete yuku" "Koi wo nerau SNIPER" "Suriru wa itsumo SEXY" "Amaku minal de yo" "Hashiri dashitara watashi wa" "NON-STOP, NON-STOP, NON-STOP" "Mou darenimo tomerarenai" "NON-STOP ANGEL" "CHANCE!" "Iki wo tomete mitsumeteru, anata wo nera'teru" "Mou osoi tewokure yo, suriru wo koishite" "CHANCE!" "Jyounetsu ga kakemukeru, harukana chiheisen" "Watshitachi kaze ni naru, inochi moeagaru" "Futari de kanjitai, tsugi no mirai wo" "Don't let my clothes get wet." "What am I supposed to do?" "It doesn't look like it will stop any time soon." "Only three days were designated as rain days, so I forgot about it." "I guess we ran out of luck." "Maybe it's the rain." "The city and even Yuri look so refreshing and bright." "Are you coming down with something?" "Excuse me..." "Please use these, if you would like." "For us?" "Are you sure?" "Thank you very much!" "I can't thank you enough." "I am truly indebted to you." "I don't deserve this!" "It's no trouble." "Please return them sometime tomorrow." "Thank you." ""Today I was blessed with a wonderful encounter."" ""l must thank the benevolent rains for this."" "Kei!" "What was all that about?" "Are you writing a novel or something?" "Well, you see..." ""Wonderful encounter", eh?" "Touma, of all people!" "What is it?" "What's going on?" "Yuri, you were with Touma, right?" "What is this about a "wonderful encounter"?" "Well..." "Encounter?" "There was no such thing." "Today..." "Oh, I get it." "Are you going somewhere?" "Why, yes!" "I thought I should return the umbrellas we borrowed yesterday." "Where are you going, Yuri?" "To the florist." "Is there something wrong?" "I won't allow it." "To let someone such as yourself go to all that trouble?" "My manhood would be at stake if I left such menial labor to a lady." "Why didn't you just tell me to return them?" "You're being too cold." "Well in that case, why don't you go ahead?" "I'll do that!" "Death will not keep me from this task!" "After all, this is something between you and me!" "It's only natural that I should go!" "Oh, well..." "Good morning." "How are you today?" "Today is such a wonderful day." "Thank you for returning these." "It was no trouble!" "To find out a person's name, I need to introduce myself first." "So, I'm Touma." "I'm Leena." "Your name is Leena." "It has a wonderful ring to it." "I can tell that your parents loved you dearly." "Do you live near here?" "Oh, yes!" "As the old Chinese proverb says..." "Touma, of all people." "There's no question about it." "Look at that silly grin." "So, he's a man after all." "I have no idea what he sees in a giggling, goody-two-shoes like that." "That's really harsh coming from you, Yuri." "What was that?" "I'm heading home." "Touma's bound to crash and burn with her." "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Touma's sure out late." "He could be wandering around any..." "I have presents!" "I pray that happiness visits you two beautiful women." "Are you feeling okay?" "Please take care of your own health, Yuri." "Wow, these look expensive." "Touma must be hoping to become the hero of a romantic tragedy." "Mr. Touma?" "Yes, I'm Touma." "Please just call me Touma." "To run across one another at a place like this seems almost impossible." "You're absolutely right." "To accidentally run across a person in this vast city that is Tokyo, assuming that the population of Tokyo is X and the number of people is Y..." "Let's go to a cafe and have a drink while we talk." "If you don't mind, of course." "With me?" "Of course." "What about your work, Miss Leena?" "I only work part time at the florist." "I work the afternoon shift today." "Is that so?" "And please just call me Leena." "Leave out the "Miss" part." "So, when I changed the indicated variables and ran the program, my machine took over control of the comm ports and started accessing the Hyperwave Network." "It took the stupid programmer two days to realize what he had done." "Anxiously, he started researching what the computer was accessing, and he found out that it was accessing a point clear across the galaxy." "When he found out, his face turned white as a bleached flower, if I recall." "Is this all too boring?" "I'll bring up a subject that's more interesting." "Let me see..." "My fiance made a boo boo..." "My fiance's fiasco..." "The person you were with when it was raining..." "Who is she?" "Are you talking about Yuri?" "Her name is Yuri?" "I don't think her name is anything special." "What kind of person is she?" "Let me see..." "She can pilot a spacecraft." "She's not bad at that." "But I would have to say that she lacks somewhat in intelligence." "She goes about demolishing things, so it's hard to argue she's constructive." "She looked like a wonderful woman to me." "Is she Touma's significant other?" "Absolutely not!" "I'm only with Yuri because I was assigned to her!" "There's nothing in her that attracts me!" "Please don't misunderstand me!" "I find someone like..." "Someone like..." "Thank heavens!" "I guess I was making too much out of nothing." "What do you mean?" "Can you guess why I lent you two umbrellas?" "With only one, you would have been too close to one another." "I'm terribly sorry, but I have to get to the store now." "Yuri!" "There's something wrong with you." "There's something wrong with me?" "Think carefully about the members on this assignment." "One is unquestionably rude and boorish, but the other is a really adorable lady." "If you were a real man, you would be quickly drawn to that girl as well." "I see now." "So that's it." "Yuri, you've fallen love with..." "Of course not!" "I meant the opposite!" "You should be thinking things like, "Wow, Yuri's one cute girl,"" ""My heart beats so fast,"" "and brooding over me!" "Yuri, you want some too?" "I can't believe how angry Touma's making me!" "That florist must have tricked Touma somehow!" "What do you care about Touma's love affair?" "I'm not interested." "I have some presents." "I pray that happiness visits you two beautiful women." "He must have gone to the flower shop again after I left!" "Click..." "Click..." "Moving 1.1 meters per second to the south southwest." "Okay!" "Click!" "What are you up to?" "Making another entry in that strange diary of yours?" "Photography!" "I'm taking some photos right now." "Click!" "The weather is so nice today, it's perfect for taking photos." "Click!" "That's it." "He's gone bye-bye." "Kei!" "Kei!" "What is it?" "If it's sex, I'll pass." "You have nothing to fear!" "I absolutely have never had and in the future never will have any intention of doing any such thing with you." "Is that so?" "!" "I need someone to talk to." "Screw that!" "Go talk to someone like Yuri." "Well, Yuri seems to be angry at me for some reason." "But why talk late at night like this?" "I can't sleep." "What am I supposed to do?" "Hypothetically speaking..." "Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to give a present to a woman, what would be appropriate?" "Flowers would probably work." "But what if she works at a florist?" "Hypothetically speaking, of course." "It seems to me that flowers are rather mundane for someone like that." "You really went head over heels for the girl that lent you the umbrellas." "How..." "How did you find out?" "!" "Idiot!" "My secret has been blown." "I guess I'll be up-front and frank about all this now." "I don't wanna hear it." "How can I help you?" "I need some flowers." "I think I'll pick up those roses today." "Make that two bouquets, please." "Thank you so very much." "Touma..." "Yes?" "Who are you going to give these to?" "Miss Yuri, perhaps?" "No, no!" "This will go to the superintendent of the apartment building I live in and the other bouquet will go to the old lady at the corner tobacco store." "Oh, really?" "I feel so relived!" "I'm sorry that I ever doubted you." "She's taking you for a ride." "Leena would never do any such thing." "Please don't say bad things about her." "So, her name is Leena?" "Yuri, when did you get here?" "This all sounds too good to be true." "There must be a darker side to this girl." "She must be after something from Touma." "How can you say that?" "!" "Doesn't this strike you as strange at all?" "Being Tro-Cons for too long is leading you to second-guess everything." "That's one sad way to live your life." "You're a Tro-Con too, you know." "That's right." "I am one of the best Network Specialist Tro-Cons!" "I've already checked and made sure that Leena is no shady character." "What?" "Here!" "Residence in Kamikitazawa." "Family of four, made up of mother, father, younger brother, and herself." "Father is a department head in a foodstuffs corporation." "Mother works as a high school teacher." "Born September 3rd." "Sixteen years old." "A Virgo." "Blood type AB+." "Height 153cm." "Weight 43kg." "Hobbies include collecting stuffed animals and playing tennis." "I snuck into her personal database, just a little bit." "That's a felony offense!" "I followed her home and scoped out her house as well." "You..." "You stalked her?" "!" "She's the proper daughter of a proper household." "There's nothing suspicious about her." "This is one puppy people are going to take offense with." "Not to worry." "I followed her discreetly." "She didn't notice me." "I even took some pictures." "You took peep shots?" "!" "Of course not." "I accessed the weather satellites and took them with my PC." "Here!" "These count as peep shots too, you know." "I cracked the data analysis routine of Sandrat, this planet's weather satellite." "I added some optical data enhancement features to it, thereby raising the resolution of the satellite to 5mm." "Yes, take a look at that one." "Leena just looked up there." "You can see her face a little." "Isn't she sweet?" "Good night." "Yes, staying up late is bad for your complexion." "She's so innocent, so lovely, and very kind." "Oh, Leena!" "I've never seen such as wonderful girl in all my life." "How can I help you?" "I'll buy two bouquets, the largest and most expensive ones in the store." "You must not find me attractive." "How can you say such a thing?" "!" "Well, we've been going out for some time now, but you haven't tried to get any closer to me." "How can you say that?" "I come here every day and buy flowers to contribute to your store's sales." "We've never gone on a date." "Never sung karaoke together." "We haven't kissed yet!" "Of course, we haven't done anything more intimate than kissing either." "More intimate than kissing?" "He's in the way all the time." "This is no use." "I'm not going to get anywhere by buying flowers every day." "If you're not going to eat your natto, I'll take it." "Yuri, what should I do?" "I don't know." "Thank you for coming!" "Could you help me any, Kei?" "Stop bothering me!" "Just take her out someplace." "Where should I take her?" "Use your own brain." "I guess the electronics mall in Akihabara is one place." "We could walk around and sample the new PC games that are coming out." "The selection of rocket navigation systems has gotten better." "You are one complete blockhead!" "Can't you think of any place more fun than that?" "You know, Toshima-en or Disneyland." "Places like that." "Amusement parks are for little kids!" "Touma, choose movies." "Take her out to a French film." "Screw that!" "Movies are a lot more boring." "Jet coasters are the best." "Have an elegant dinner after the movie." "There is a new restaurant arcade that just opened up in Ebisu." "The view at night from there is so beautiful." "Sushi, yeah, that's the ticket." "Take her to a sushi shop after the jet coasters." "Treat her to some premium pure rice sake and excellent shad." "But don't dare make the mistake of taking her to a sushi buffet." "What should I do if she doesn't agree to the date?" "You said you thought she's falling for you." "I think so..." "Then, all you have to do is act." "But I have this feeling that maybe this is too good to be true." "Quit wasting time!" "Just go ahead, ask, get turned down, and get it over with!" "Yes, that's absolutely right." "Go call her now!" "Here!" "Wait a minute, what am I supposed to say to her?" "I don't know what to do." "What's the flower shop's number?" "You know it, don't you?" "Of course!" "What is it?" "LOVELY-FLORIST" "L-O-V-E-L-Y-F-L-O-R-I-S-T" "There you go." "How..." "How could you?" "I'm not ready for this!" "Excuse me, would Miss Leena be available?" "Yes, thank you." "What am suppose to say?" "I don't know where I'm going to take her!" "Hello?" "Is this Leena?" "Yes, this is Touma." "Well, that isn't what I had in mind, but Yuri's insisting that I call you, so..." "Oh, no..." "I'm not..." "Well..." "You see..." "Give it to me!" "Hello, Leena?" "That's right." "I'm sorry to call you out of the blue like this, but I'd like you to come." "You will?" "Really?" "5 o'clock this evening." "I understand." "Wow, she says she'll come." "5 o'clock today, in front of the fountain in Yoyogi Park." "I can't." "I just can't comprehend this." "This world is full of things you can't make sense of." "Yes!" "All right!" "My database on dating venues in Tokyo is complete." "I'll construct an itinerary based on this information." "I'll model the itinerary on a flow chart with 3 to the 4th power of options." "I'll need to I leave enough leeway to handle any unforeseen accidents." "Kei!" "Please get this to a speedy laundry service." "Yuri!" "Would you mind calling this restaurant and making a reservation for me?" "Make the reservation for 7 o'clock this evening." "I'm so surprised!" "I never expected that you'd be nice enough to ask me out!" "Ever since that rainy day that I first saw you," "I haven't been able to get you out of my mind." "Touma's told me so much about you." "Miss Yuri, you're someone special." "My heart pounds when you're so near." "Would it be too forward of me to refer to you as "my dear sister"?" "Do you plan on laughing until you die?" ""Everything about you, my dear sister, captivates me."" ""Your black, marble-like eyes, your crimson lips, your long hair, your snow-white skin, and..."" "Enough already!" "That girl is planning on coming here tomorrow." "I suppose I need to go have a bath." "I'll have to tidy this place up as well." "Stop it!" "I can't breathe!" "I curse my youth, for I must spend the endless years ahead accompanied only by my tears." "Cut it out, Touma!" "You'll get over this, right?" "C'mon, c'mon!" "Koi shitano dare dare" "Koko ni o ite yo" "Marude mahou, doyone doyone" "Konnani munega, dokidoki, surunowa" "Ne, mawari niwa yume ga afureru" "Sou, hitori jya sagasenai yo" "Tokei wo tomete" "Kutsu wo narashite" "Daremo oshiete kurenai koto shiyou" "Ohisama mo ima" "Futari wo miteru" "DRAMATIC te koto wa waraitobashite" "Kimi ga daisuki" "Suteki na koi de" "ROMANTIC te koto niwa kankei naino" "Kimi ga daisuki" "Finally, we'll get away from this planet." "We can go home now!" "Or we thought so, until Touma becomes someone's target again." "What the hell is going on here?" "!" "The perpetrator of the viral infection is still at large in the computer." "It is called a virtual entity, and he's waiting for the chance to..." "Enough with the technical jargon!" "It makes no difference to me what the enemy is, I'll just beat it to a pulp!" "Well, best of luck to you." "Next episode: "Hot Pursuit Tokyo Airport"!" "I'll blow them all away!" "Narita Operations, this is Carry One." "The sub-thruster system has malfunctioned as well, making the situation even worse." "Emergency shutdown and automatic maintenance systems are down." "Control over Star Horse 60 has been lost." "I repeat." "Control over Star Horse 60 has been lost." "Narita Operatons, roger." "Request rebooting of primary CC system." "Velocity down to phase two." "Star Horse's re-entry path is now 304 Delta and continues to change." "The units surrounding A-37 are all down." "They were probably fried by a surge." "Carry One, Narita Operations will control the flight of Star Horse." "Roger, Narita Operations." "What's the situation here?" "As you can see, Director, we are currently guiding Star Horse to Narita." "What a minute." "You mean here?" "!" "The cargo port is too far away." "We are concerned that it might crash in the city." "Reroute it someplace else!" "If you can't, execute a self-destruct over the ocean!" "Do you know what the cargo of Star Horse 60 is?" "GCT!" "Ultra high explosive agents used for planetary reforming operations." "At noon the first flight will take off, ending the long closure of the airport." "I cannot permit the landing of Star Horse 60 at a time like this!" "There's no time left!" "If we were to turn it back now, it would crash before it reached the open sea." "But..." "Push back the opening of the airport." "They've already waited for two weeks." "They won't complain about a delay of an hour or two." "That one hour will cost the company about 1,000 times your annual pay!" "If Star Horse 60 crashes into the city, it will cost the company 1 00 million times my annual pay." "Here we have emergency firefighters on standby." "We are prepared to meet unforeseen situations." "Guiding it here is the best option." "All right." "We will delay the reopening." "But make sure to handle the landing of Star Horse with the utmost care." "Make damn sure that it will not damage the spaceport!" "This is not a request." "This is an order!" "Chance!" "Rushing through the world at maximum speed" "Loving thrills that no one can reach" "You can't stand it but you can't hate it either" "Leaving behind a smile like that" "Shooting romantically" "My bullets never stray" "Just missing my bright heart" "A sniper that aims for love" "Thrills are always sexy" "Don't underestimate me" "Once I start running, I am a" "Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop" "Nobody can stop me, I am" "Non-stop angel" "Chance!" "I aim at you while you hold your breath and look at me" "Loving thrills, it's too late" "Chance!" "Rushing toward the horizon with intense passion" "The two of us are like wind, our lives burn white" "I want to greet the new future together with you" "Sorry to keep you waiting!" "Pizza's here." "I've come here to deliver the pizza that you ordered." "Pizza?" "I didn't order any." "Oh no, here you go." "What's the deal this early in the morning?" "That dust just ruined my feminine skin-enhancing morning bath!" "What's going on?" "Yuri, that's our apartment!" "Hey, get back here!" "Damn, the airport reopens today and we were going to go home!" "We don't need trouble knocking on our door now!" "I think Touma was still asleep." "Only those involved in the investigation are allowed inside." "We are involved!" "Get out of our way!" "This is bad." "Where is Touma?" "Who are you?" "We're the Lovely Angels from the 3WA." "We're living here." "Touma!" "Touma!" "I don't believe this!" "What happened here?" "We were going back to headquarters today!" "Wait a minute." "This is an android." "So Touma was an android?" "How should I know?" "But you know, this looks just like Touma." "You're absolutely right." "You can tell that it's relying heavily on the expertise of the House Electronic Appliances Corporation." "You mean cybernetic technology and stuff?" "Yes, like the connections of the extremities or the layout of the artificial muscles." "Touma!" "You're alive?" "Looks like I scared the life out of you two." "I have something I need to talk about with the two of you." "What a riot to begin the day with." "Touma, you're covering this meal!" "Lady, can I get another bowl of soy soup!" "?" "So what is this thing you need to talk to us about?" "Well, it appears that someone is after me." "What are you talking about?" "That may have been the case before, but I thought it was all old business." "Wow, these pickled vegetables taste really good!" "You want some?" "Has your brain gone soft after spending too much time at this resort?" "Can you guess why I built an android to look just like myself?" "To scare us stiff!" "No, it was a precaution." "It was a special order." "It was completed just last week, delivered today, and faithfully..." "Sacrificed itself to protect you." "Yes." "Here we go." "More soy soup and some pickled scallions." "I love these things." "You peel and peel and there's still skin there..." "Enough about the scallions!" "So, who's after you?" "We might end up being your bodyguards again." "In here." "The person who is after me is in here." "Wow, it must be a really small person to fit in there." "Idiot!" "We're not talking about fleas or lice here." "The computer." "The perpetrator is somewhere inside the circuitry of the computer." "What?" "I kept this information from you, but the person who infected World's World's computer is still at large." "Still at large?" "I thought you completely eliminated the virus inside the network." "The perpetrator blew himself up inside the elevator." "He was not the one." "He's not the one that spread the virus." "How did you introduce the virus?" "I have no idea." "You don't know?" "My job is to get rid of you and prevent the elimination of the virus." "That'll be over in a second." "So, you're telling me that he was only charge of killing you." "That's right." "That's why I continued to my investigation into who actually spread the virus." "You didn't mention this to us at all." "You figure you couldn't count on us or something?" "No, I just didn't have any proof." "I was not sure who the perpetrator was." "I wasn't even sure if he or she was still in hiding or not." "So that's why I kept looking without telling you two." "Then, you did find the perpetrator." "I still don't quite understand what you mean by someone hiding inside circuitry." "It's "JAIC"." "Jake?" "It's a type of artificial intelligence." "It's a computer program that has intelligence comparable to humans." "Abbreviated, it comes out to JAIC." "It infiltrated the computer system of World's World along with the computer virus." "So a program spread a virus?" "It's known as a virtual entity." "You might call is a life form with no physical body." "After JAIC spread the virus, it hid in the circuitry, waiting for an opportunity to escape." "Why didn't it bolt after infecting the place?" "That's because our quarantine was rapid and efficient." "With all access points to the outside world shut down, it couldn't escape." "Then you started snooping around." "I knew that once JAIC realized that I had found out about it, it would come after me." "That's why I had the decoy android prepared for myself." "Well, in that case, it'll try again once it realizes that its attempt failed." "I think so too." "JAIC thinks that I am the greatest threat to its survival." "Where in the circuitry is that JAIC?" "It's only a matter of time before I can specify that." "As it stands now, it's a question of whether I can get him before he gets to me." "Gotta get him, before he gets us." "All right!" "I've subdivided the entire network of World's World into 27 sections, assigning a letter of the alphabet to each." "I block each sector after I've searched and cleared it." "How many more do you have to go?" "Six more to go." "JAIC is hiding in one of those sectors, right?" "Wouldn't it be better if we informed the Chief of Security of this?" "You're right." "Bet you he's going to be surprised to find out that there's another criminal on the loose." "Oh, how cute!" "Come here and I'll pet you good." "Gone?" "What about Director Ohara?" "What?" "Ohara's not there either?" "Yuri, that cat!" "For crying out loud, are you aware of the situation?" "But it was so cute!" "Just like me!" "That's true." "It was cuter than Yuri." "What is that supposed to mean?" "All right." "Three more sectors to go." "We're closing in!" "Mister Touma, here is the data you were looking for." "Touma ain't looking for any such thing!" "That's right." "This is no time to worry about data." "Run, Yuri!" "Kei!" "Hurry!" "Kei!" "Kei!" "Damn, that was too much." "Get back!" "I will shoot anyone that approaches without warning!" "All right, let's run!" "Hurry!" "I'll go paranoid at this rate!" "Where are we going?" "We'll take that." "Get out!" "Here's a card good for over 500 units." "That should be more than enough for renting this car." "Where are we going?" "I have no idea!" "Touma, use this terminal." "Okay." "Just a little more." "I'll have it in just a little more time." "Yuri, take a look at the car behind us." "I smell something." "It's been following us for a while." "All right, here goes nothing!" "This isn't too bad!" "JAIC's gotta be in that car." "Jerk!" "I can't breathe." "Touma!" "Quit your complaining and get a fix on where JAIC is!" "Oh, right!" "I got him!" "He's here!" "I know where JAIC is hiding!" "Where the hell is "here"?" "!" "Let me see... 2nd precinct in the Yaoi district." "A maintenance center for business androids." "Here we go!" "I've had enough of this!" "Got them!" "Looks like this is it." "Doesn't look like anyone is here." "It's a completely automated factory." "That's strange." "This is only supposed to be a maintenance center, but they have an android assembly plant running here." "The factory controls must have been taken over by JAIC." "What's going on here?" "I can't find any sign of JAIC inside the system here." "Not here?" "!" "Don't look at me like that." "There is no question that he was here at one time." "Could he have escaped to another circuit?" "That would not be possible." "I blocked off the sectors as I went." "This has become a dead-end within the entire network." "I see it now!" "What is it?" "JAIC put an android together using the parts available here." "This is the remnants of that data." "It's really loaded up with memory storage space." "It's configured to control its battery and movement as well." "So JAIC escaped by becoming an android?" "It placed its program within the memory banks of the android." "What about its physical appearance?" "Its size?" "If it has to carry around a lot of memory, then that's gotta make it really bulky." "There is no data regarding its physical appearance." "Maybe a pro wrestler or a pregnant woman." "Kei's right about it being an oversized android." "That's it!" "That's JAIC!" "Is it planning to lose itself in the crowds?" "That's not likely." "No matter how large it is, it's still roughly as large as a human being." "If it wastes time, its battery will run out and its memory will go blank." "I got it." "It's heading to the spacecraft that will take off from World's World." "The spaceport!" "The first flight was planned to take off today at noon." "If JAIC can smuggle itself into the onboard system of that ship..." "It will have succeeded in escaping." "Well, in that case, we'll have the security personnel at the spaceport set up a roadblock." "How's that going to work?" "All we know is that JAIC is big." "We don't know what he looks like or what his appearance is." "Well, then we'll just shut down the spaceport." "Closing it down again will solve our problem." "What the hell are they up to?" "Star Horse 60 is now in Approach Phase Six." "Weather control, Star Horse 60 has passed the atmospheric interface." "What's the ETA?" "A few minutes before noon is our best guess." "That would have been when the first flight takes off." "I feel like giving the devil a certificate of appreciation." "Evacuate the press and all other non-android personnel." "Every one of them, on the double!" "Close off all nearby roads as well." "The first plane will take off in about fifteen minutes." "Will we make it?" "I can't stand this anymore!" "Hold on!" "What are they up to?" "What's going on?" "A spaceship that is suffering from critical systems failure is about to make an emergency landing at this airport." "All non-security personnel must evacuate this facility immediately." "Follow the instructions of assigned personnel to speed the evacuation." "I say again..." "Looks like they have their hands full." "Let's get to the control tower." "Hurry!" "Course holding steady." "She'll be in visual range in no time." "I said I need to talk to the officer in charge here!" "I'm from the 3WA!" "Let me through!" "I'm terribly sorry." "Right now our hands are full with an emergency." "That goes for us as well!" "I see it!" "There!" "Powering down secondary engine!" "An artificial intelligence called JAIC?" "He is the true perpetrator of this incident." "What does he look like?" "All we know at this time is that it's in an oversized android." "Is that all?" "Star Horse has passed beyond the mid-range marker!" "In any case, escape won't be possible." "With the opening of the spaceport delayed, it won't be able to infiltrate the first flight." "I sure hope so." "Who are the people left below?" "They are all security guard androids." "There are no people left." "I had them all evacuated." "Please tell me the system keyword for those androids." "That would be BJK839F." "There it is!" "That android is JAIC!" "Yuri, let's go!" "Stop!" "He's going for the Lovely Angel!" "Oh, no he won't." "Wait!" "Kei!" "Yes!" "Oh, come on, Kei!" "Do it right, for crying out loud!" "We'll use that." "Control tower?" "We are going to take control of that spaceship!" "Touma!" "Yes!" "Take control?" "I've lost control." "What?" "!" "No!" "Stop!" "That ship is carrying..." "Go!" "Bulls-eye!" "All right!" "That ship is carrying GCT!" "GCT?" "!" "Evacuate!" "Run for it!" "Man's domain is but as fragile as a daydream." "Behold, a foolish life, such that imitates a bright flash of light." "What is that?" "It's Shakespeare." "I lied!" "We repeat..." "Today's scheduled reopening of the spaceport has been postponed." "For those customers that have been delayed in their return, all of us at World's World would like to assure you that all your food and shelter expenses, along with your return passage and lost income due to absence from work will be fully compensated." "Please take this opportunity to enjoy World's World a little more." "Who is the one that fell in love?" "Come over here" "It's like magic, isn't it?" "My heart is beating, beating, like this" "Hey, you're surrounded by dreams all around you" "No, you can't find it by yourself" "Stop the clock" "Click your heels" "Let's do something that nobody can teach us" "The sun above us" "Looks down at both of us" "Let's laugh at how dramatic this is" "I really like you" "This is such a spectacular love" "It has nothing to do with romance" "I really like you" "Hey, do you know what?" "No, what?" "We're finally leaving World's World!" "Is this the end?" "No, I won't stand for such a sad announcement!" "So, coming soon..." "What?" "!" "We've got more to do?" "All new episodes, Dirty Pair Flash Mission 3!" "Yeah!" "I'm gonna kick ass in the first episode!" "Lost on a snow-covered mountain, carrying a baby," "Kei must face an army alone!" "Those idiots are dead meat!" "Even worse, she has to change a diaper!" "Don't miss "Snow White Chaser"!" "Coming soon!" "This is Flight 701." "We're passing over the Jural Mountains on time." "This is Central Control." "Roger." "Oh, you're happy, aren't you?" "You're gonna live with me from now on, Baby." "Flight 701, this is Central Control." "Our radar has detected an unidentified object approaching your flight path at high speed." "What?" "!" "Collision signal!" "Negative." "No response." "Central Control, issue a warning to the intruder." "Flight 701, intruder's nationality and point of origin are unclear." "Intruder is refusing to communicate and..." "Hey!" "Please..." "This baby..." "Damn!" "Damn it!" "The orange-colored moon is peeking at me from the window" "It's Saturday, so I change into my party clothes" "No one knows the real me" "I don't want excitement only" "My eyes, the color of dreams, sometimes fill with tears" "But, I'm sorry" "Even if I let you kiss me, don't get serious" "Don't get mad at me" "Capriciousness and selfishness are a girl's weapons" "Be good and go to bed" "Geez, I've already finished my work for today." "May I have your attention, please." "I have to get out of here and get ready for my date!" "Tristrilia Airlines, Flight 701 from Saint Luke will be delayed due to bad weather." "If I lose my man because I'm late, I won't forgive you!" "Tristrilia Airlines, Flight 701 from Saint Luke..." "I hope you know that, Kei!" "...will be delayed due to bad weather." "Now, in today's news." "The day before yesterday, Senator Rip passed away at the Fairway Memorial Hospital, and a conspiracy connected to the inheritance has been uncovered." "Senator Rip, head of the Rip Group, was the richest man in the galaxy." "He was a most famous super billionaire, wasn't he?" "Yes." "This morning, Mrs. Rip was arrested on suspicion of murder." "Murder?" "Mr. Rip's widow, the former Miss Galaxy.?" "!" "Exactly." "Our star reporter Julia is at the site." "Julia, have you found anything new?" "Hi!" "This is Julia at the Saint Luke Central Police Station." "Mrs. Rip was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder two hours ago." "She is suspected of hiring a hitman to kill Ms. Sally, Senator Rip's mistress." "Mr.  Mrs. Rip did not have any children, but Ms. Sally has a six-month old boy fathered by Mr. Rip." "The fight over the inheritance, which is expected to total several billion credits, may be what led to the conspiracy charge." "Kei, you idiot!" "How is that baby boy doing now?" "He's missing right now." "The police have begun an investigation into a possible kidnapping or homicide." "Don't cry." "I said don't cry." "No!" "I said don't cry." "If you cry..." "Idiot!" "Crying doesn't help anything." "If you don't listen to me," "I'll leave you in the snow right now." "You!" "You're trying to provoke me, aren't you?" "I'm on to you!" "Now, be quiet!" "Damn!" "I'm the one who wants to cry." "How come I have to take care of this thing?" "Shut up!" "I smell something." "Hey you, I hope you didn't do that." "Haven't you had enough already?" "!" "I can't change your diaper!" "Damn it!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Here you go, here's your meal." "Wow, you sure are gobbling that down." "You were really hungry, weren't you?" "Well, I'm gonna check your diaper now." "Idiot, he's just a baby." "You little jerk!" "You actually listened." "Am I stupid or what?" "Good!" "Perfect!" "Do you feel better now?" "Enjoy your constant freedom, I can't win." "But, don't think it will continue forever." "I'm Kei from the 3WA." "If someone who knows me hears my name, it's easy to make him pee his pants just like that!" "Even a crying baby would stop crying!" "Except you." "I wonder who the hell this baby is." "There are only diapers and milk in the bag." "There's nothing to identify who he is." "Are you the prince of some rich family?" "Were you involved in some kind of family fight?" "Yes, that's possible." "I see." "You're saying that you want to give me lots of things in appreciation for saving you." "Okay!" "No one would hesitate to accept things like that." "You are so welcome!" "We're busy, so please come back later." "Let me in." "I came here because I have things to do." "We'll get in trouble." "This place is off limits except to our people." "You guys better let me in or you'll be in bigger trouble." "Get her out!" "I'm Yuri, Lovely Angel, 3WA Trouble Consultant." "Flight 701 has disappeared over the Jural Mountains." "Disappeared?" "When was that?" "About an hour and a half ago." "It seemed like there was some kind of accident and suddenly communication was cut." "Do you mean that plane crashed?" "There's been no confirmation of that." "However, we have requested the Air Force to dispatch a search team." "I understand." "That's all I need to hear." "Kei is the king of the idiots." "She should have come straight home." "The latest information I have..." "She must have gone off somewhere else and gotten into trouble." "...is that a witness has been located." "A person with Senator Rip's son was seen at the airport." "Tristrilia Airline Flight 701, leaving Saint Luke for Garabonia" "Flight 701?" "!" "We've also been told that Ms. Sally's maid feared that the baby was in danger and might have taken him away from the house." "A baby who is in danger of being killed..." "Officials will take both the maid and the baby..." "A sudden accident..." "...into protective custody as soon as they land at Garabonia Airport." "I'm sure that Kei is involved in this." "Rescue?" "Hey!" "Here I am!" "Here!" "No more fooling around!" "What?" "Little baby, we're gonna ski!" "Don't get dizzy!" "Over there!" "Hey, don't cry at a time like this." "Shut up!" "Stop crying!" "I'm the one who wants to cry!" "Here!" "What a good boy!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "You!" "You idiot!" "Don't drop something more important than your own life!" "Stop crying, little jerk!" "If you drop it again, I'm gonna drop you off right there." "I'm cruel." "Remember that!" "Herd her that way." "I'll blow up the entire forest with them in it." "Oh, is that the mountain rescue team?" "I'm looking for the missing plane, too." "Yuri!" "Yuri!" "Yuri!" "Hey, wait, Yuri!" "Yuri!" "You stupid broad!" "Idiot!" "Damn it!" "I'll get you next time!" "Well, what are you gonna do now?" "Your checkmate didn't work." "WASP Missile, ready." "Armed surface activation, ready." "Recoilless motor, normal." "Everything's okay." "Well, let's go!" "Don't go anywhere but straight home." "Little jerk, this is the last of the milk." "Drink this slowly and savor it." "Oh, my God." "He has a bottomless stomach." "Just like Yuri." "What an adorable baby he is!" "When he's full, he becomes sleepy." "A rule of nature." "Little jerk, be patient a little longer." "I'll get you to your family soon." "Locate the dead bodies." "Well?" "No." "You were too thorough." "I don't care even if all you can find is a piece of bone." "Find it!" "Damn!" "Be patient." "No more milk." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "I'm sure there was a baby here." "Well, I'm gonna take this." "Hi!" "Yo." "Souvenir?" "Female intuition." "Guns for Kei, and milk for a baby." "But I can't imagine that you gave birth in the plane, Kei." "You!" "This baby's father was a senator and died two days ago." "His mother was also murdered." "Does this baby have any family left?" "No one." "I see." "I understand now." "You're all alone in the world now." "However, this baby is incredibly rich." "He'll inherit his father's fortune." "It's several billion credits, an enormous amount of money!" "Do you know what his name is?" "Name?" "I don't know." "The news reports didn't say." "Well, I'm gonna name him!" "Well, little jerk, your name, your name is..." "Keitarou!" "You're Keitarou!" "Keitarou?" "I wonder if that might be a problem." "Remember, Keitarou." "I'm your godmother." "Kei from the 3WA is your godmother." "Any problems?" "No, no." "Well, say it!" "My name is Keitarou!" "If anyone has any problems with it, come and get me." "I won't lose no matter what!" "My name is KEITAROU!" "My name is Keitarou..." "Keitarou..." "Keitarou..." "By looking up at the sky where I can't fly around" "I'm looking for tomorrow, which I can't see" "I was dreaming in your arms" "I answered to your love in my way" "Only the weak pain in my heart," "I left it in you as evidence of my love" "Invisible power is connecting both of us" "My heart feels" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah." "I want to teach you, who lives in the future," "By jumping the time dimension" "Please feel me" "Oh yeah, oh yeah" "By your eyes in your heart" "What bad taste in dresses!" "A tasteless ribbon and stupid stuffed animal!" "A crafty nature is the worst weapon." "As is an attitude which despises other people!" "Who is this cheeky little jerk?" "!" "Monica the Assassin?" "We're the targets?" "Don't be ridiculous!" "Exactly!" "She's a little jerk with a baby's belly and no waist!" "You're sadly mistaken if you think you'll be able to kill us with a wimpy operation like that." "Next episode: "Pink Sniper"!" "We won't forgive you!" "Absolutely NOT!" "Yuri!" "Oh, my God." "She did that with such flair!" "Monica is my daughter, Mother." "We both like to give 100%." "I see." "Monica, you'll be fifteen years old tomorrow." "It's about time you start your professional career." "Yes, Father." "Your father started work when he was only thirteen years old." "I'm sure that Monica will succeed in our family business." "What good timing that we have just received a request to take out the Dirty Pair." "They're just two little girls." "They will be perfect targets for Monica's debut." "We received a telegram from Uncle Jack." ""Please accept my warmest congratulations on Monica's debut."" ""Wishing her success from Larkhill Sigma, Jack de Noile."" "Jack is working on a project to kill fifteen people at once." "He said he's sorry he's not able to return for her debut." "Be careful, don't overdo it." "Kill them beautifully and spectacularly." "It's a De Noile family tradition." "Yes." "ORANGE iro no tsuki ga mado kara nozoiteru wa" "Yoso iki ni kigaeta ra doyoobi wa PARTY da" "Dare mo honto no watashi o shiranai" "Doki doki ga hoshii dake ja nai" "Yume iro no hitomi mo namida de nureru no yo" "Demo gomen nasai ne" "Kisu sasete agete mo honki ni shinai de" "Okoranai de ne" "Kimagure to wagamama wa onna no ko no buki" "Otonashiku, oyasumi nasai" "Oh, she's so hungry." "Poor baby." "I asked you to feed Mughi." "You didn't do it, did you boss?" "Yuri, this is 3WA Headquarters." "Can't you take her home?" "No way!" "I'm very busy." "My schedule is usually filled with dates." "That cat destroyed this data disk the other day." "Vacation!" "Vacation!" "My mind is already in the middle of a resort area." "Red sun and blue sea!" "I'm gonna have ten years worth of fun!" "Woooow!" "This is Poporo." "Hey, I said don't call me here." "I remember." "Powdered sugar for cakes and cinnamon." "A woman?" "You're doing good, Boss." "You still didn't feed Mughi..." "Hey, you two have fun this weekend!" "Shut up, idiots!" "No, I wasn't talking to you!" "No, no, no!" "No, not you!" "Let's go." "See you." "Hello?" "Hello?" "!" "They're so cute." "Sea gulls are the ocean's guides." "They're congratulating us on our happy cruise." "Oh, no..." "The boat!" "Daddy's boat!" "Daddy's boat!" "Excuse me, but how about me?" "Daddy's boat!" "Which is more important to you, the boat or me?" "Daddy's boat!" "You jerk!" "Good!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "How big is it?" "!" "Is it a tuna or a red snapper?" "Dinner tonight will be a sashimi feast!" "This is no good." "I wonder if someone is trying to kill me." "Really?" "I think it's just a coincidence." "There are lots of people who hate us just because we're Tro-Cons." "No way!" "I don't know about you, Kei, but how could anyone resent someone as graceful as I?" "Oh, perhaps someone resents me for my beauty?" "No way!" "Hi." "Yes, it's me." "Cancel tonight?" "That's okay!" "There are lots of guys who want to go out with me!" "What bull!" "I feel awful." "I'm going to swim!" "Yuri!" "Wait!" "Ouch!" "Why did you do that?" "!" "That was my favorite swimsuit." "Kei, let's change and go out to eat." "Later." "Let's see, what shall we have?" "Chinese or ethnic?" "Japanese with sake, sounds good." "French is also good, but I don't like having to dress up." "How about Italian?" "Lots of wine on the table..." "Kei, there's something in the closet." "Don't move." "Don't come this way." "We finally got some vacation time!" "Why are these things happening to us?" "Someone's trying to kill us." "At least that much is clear." "Someone?" "Who?" "I have no idea." "Wow, that looks like fun." "May I try?" "All yours." "Wow, really?" "Thanks!" "Come here, come here!" "How cute!" "What is she doing?" "Here!" "This is yours, too." "Thank you." "Yuri!" "What are these?" "!" "The hairpin!" "Throw the hairpin away!" "I won't let you get away!" "Excuse me, but can't you drive more calmly?" "I'm sure that kid is not just a regular kid." "Damn!" "Ouch!" "Geez!" "A castle?" "Just like Cinderella's magic castle." "I wonder if she intends to have a ball or something?" "It's gonna be fun!" "Welcome to the Chateau de Noile, Dirty Pair." "I guess you received my invitation to the ball." "A pretty stupid invitation." "Who are you?" "A cute fairy who will send the Dirty Pair to heaven." "My name is Monica." "My code name is Sweet Fairy." "Whatever you say." "You resent my beauty that much?" "My beauty has caused you to suffer." "I can't forgive myself!" "Beauty?" "You think you're more beautiful than me, Old Woman?" "Oh, "Old Woman"?" "You are two years older than me, aren't you?" "I'm only seventeen years old and she called me "Old Woman"!" "A little kid like you should be in bed asleep holding a stuffed bear." "Hurry up and go home." "Is that so?" "Say, Mack, they're the ones who need to go to bed, aren't they?" "The ball's been canceled, hasn't it?" "What a dumb idea!" "This is going to be my debut in society." "You mean the Underworld, don't you?" "I've heard that there's a family of assassins." "Oh, you already know that much?" "The new assassin has chosen us as her debut match, I guess." "So honorable it almost makes me cry." "Don't get too excited." "We're both professionals, after all." "The debut has to be beautiful." "Right, Mack?" "Let's dance!" "You're pretty good." "I guess you're more than just a big mouth." "You too." "The two of you two move pretty good for old women." "Shut up!" "Mack, watch this, please." "Pretty Change!" "What is that all about?" "It's totally beyond the understanding of our senses." "Are you ready?" "!" "I did it!" "Mack, I won!" "You saw me, didn't you?" "Ouch!" "Playtime for little girls is over now." "This is heavy!" "Must be something in it." "Inside it?" "Yeah, here it is!" "No!" "Give my Mack back to me!" "No way." "Please, don't be mean to Mack!" "Great!" "Lots of stuff is coming out." "No!" "Is that all?" "It's empty now." "I won't forgive you!" "I'll never, ever forgive you!" "You were mean to my cute Mack!" "You can go to Hell now!" "Papa!" "I'm Papa." "A bear?" "Opening." "Ready." "Mack Papa, are you ready?" "Triple Thunder Claw Attack!" "I won't let you get away!" "Papa's finished." "It's not over yet!" "Did you hear that?" "She wants to continue, I guess." "How persistent!" "Shut up!" "Let's go!" "You're such meanies!" "Shut up already!" "What are you doing to me?" "!" "You little rat!" "What is this?" "!" "I said, shut up!" "Ouch!" "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "Shut up!" "It hurts!" "It hurts!" "Let me go!" "It hurts!" "Why you, you..." "Geez, why don't you give up now?" "I guess so." "I guess that's enough for today." "Not hardly!" "That's my line!" "No, you're wrong!" "Take this!" "Ouch!" "I said, ouch!" "You're so cruel!" "Do you still want to continue?" "I'm hungry!" "I'm starving, too!" "Eat dirt!" "Ouch!" "I'm going to finish you off!" "Sounds good!" "You can't trick us any more!" "You're mean!" "Because of you!" "I got dumped by that guy because of you!" "I'll never ever forgive you!" "You're so mean!" "Who are you talking about?" "You're so stubborn!" "Both of you are stubborn!" "What did you say, Yuri?" "!" "I'm too dirty." "I feel nasty." "I need to take a bath!" "It's your fault!" "I'll have the most beautiful finish next time." "Nuts!" "I hate you!" "Same to you!" "Geez!" "Cut it out sometime today!" "Tobenai sora o tada miage te" "Mienai ashita o sagasu" "Anata no ude de yume o mite ta" "Watashi nari ni ai ni kotaeta" "Kasuka na mune no itami dake" "Anata ni nokoshita ai no akashi" "Mienai chikara ga futari tsunagi awase teru" "Kokoro ga kanjiru" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah" "Mirai no anata ni" "Toki o koete oshie tai" "Watashi o kanjite" "Oh yeah, oh yeah" "Kokoro no hitomi de" "Damn, why do I have to do something like this?" "No!" "It hurts!" "Next episode: "The Winner in Summer Color"!" "Damn!" "And now the red-hot games of the Twelfth Galaxy Cup continue." "It's match point!" "The final game of the final set will soon be over." "If they take this point, the unknown newcomers, Yuri and Kei, will win the tournament!" "Yuri's about to serve!" "This might be the last serve of the tournament!" "The orange-colored moon is peeking at me from the window" "It's Saturday, so I change into my party clothes" "No one knows the real me" "I don't want excitement only" "My eyes, the color of dreams, sometimes fill with tears" "But, I'm sorry" "Even if I let you kiss me, don't get serious" "Don't get mad at me" "Capriciousness and selfishness are a girl's weapons" "Be good and go to bed" "Beach volleyball?" "What's that?" "The two of us will be a team?" "No way!" "I'm not at all interested in playing volleyball." "It makes me tired and ruins my skin." "This is an order!" "This is not playtime." "It's an important mission!" "You liar!" "Playing volleyball can't be considered business." "He's got to be kidding." "The sponsor of this tournament is The Northern Concern." "Your mission is to arrest the owner of this organization, commonly known as "President"." "Mission?" "You mean we get to participate in the Galaxy Cup?" "First of all, we don't know anything about beach volleyball!" "How can we participate in the world championship?" "Don't worry about it." "You'll be receiving special training." "Your coach is waiting for you at the 3WA training station." "You'll obey his instructions." "That's all!" "Your orders are now complete." "Boss!" "Don't walk so slowly." "Run!" "Come to the training room immediately!" "Who is this man?" "Dash!" "I'm your coach, Gazelle." "I'm going to train you in special techniques." "Oh, my God, he's so special." "Sound off!" "Why don't you count by yourself?" "Maybe he doesn't have a brain." "You women!" "You better learn to keep your tongues in your heads!" "What kind of clothes are these?" "Basic sports outfits must meet three requirements." "They should be small, thin, and form-fitting." "Now, I'm going to test both of you." "The Central Computer chose you weak little shrimps for this mission so you must have some talent." "I guess we are weak." "First, hit the balls thrown by Mr. Mach." "Are you trying to kill us?" "!" "You don't have enough guts!" "Guts?" "What do you mean?" "I guess I'll have to train you from the ground up." "You've to have a powerful fighting spirit!" "Good!" "Now, speed up!" "Geez, I can't take it any longer." "The Northern Concern has used every means at its disposal to become a huge conglomerate and, officially, it's a satisfactory company." "President's private assets are rumored to approach fifteen trillion credits." "However, the company has also engaged in some illegal activities." "Their aggressive and destructive planetary development projects have resulted in many lawsuits being brought before the 3WA." "Why don't you just arrest him then?" "Well, it's not that easy." "President never appears in public." "He has many enemies, so he's in constant danger of assassination." "His location is kept secret at all times." "We can't even detect which planet he's on." "My legs hurt!" "I'm going home." "Interestingly, Northern sponsors some sporting events." "Their aim is probably to improve their corporate image a little." "One of the more famous events they sponsor is the Beach Volleyball Galaxy Cup, held every four years." "Bunny jumping is not good for you!" "On the last day of the Galaxy Cup," "President always appears at the awards ceremony." "That's all we know about him." "It'll be our only chance." "Why not just shoot him there?" "The 3WA can't just kill someone." "This is completely useless!" "Idiots!" "This is for strengthening your guts!" "Do it even if you die!" "A Court of Justice is waiting for President." "If we arrest him and take him to court, they'll expose everything about him." "However..." "The only people who will be able to get close to him are the ones who win the tournament." "President is surrounded by heavily armed Special Police." "The rumor is that he sponsors the tournament in order to get the bodies of the winners." "I understand the story now." "I'm gonna die!" "You're not finished yet!" "Another twenty-five reps for Kei, and sixty-eight for Yuri!" "Just a minute!" "I can't take this any more." "This is harder than 3WA battle training." "I understand why Kei was chosen, but I'm skinny and weak!" "Why me?" "I'm getting hungry." "A late night snack..." "Too much trouble." "Yuri, you go." "I can't stand up." "Me either." "Paper, scissors, stone, then." "What's the matter with you?" "Can't you even serve the ball?" "Of course I can't do it on a floor like this!" "You won't find secure footing on the beach." "If you can't deal with conditions like this, there's no possibility of winning." "Next, Yuri!" "I can't put up with this!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Next, Kei!" "Gee, I'm glad I wasn't chosen for that." "I'd quit if I had to be trained by Gazelle." "They are suitable for it, though, they're the Dirty Pair." "No!" "No!" "No!" "You need special training to strengthen your hips and legs." "What's that?" "First, put these on." "They're V-League training uniforms." "How ugly!" "The V-shaped belt pulls all your muscles in the direction opposite from the way you want to move." "It's the best way to strengthen your muscles." "A long time ago, this belt was made of thick metal springs." "Now, its design has been improved." "If you think it's that good, why don't you wear one, too?" "That's right." "I've been wearing one the whole time!" "I have to take a shower." "I pass." "I hate the smell of sweat." "I'm gonna take a shower." "I'm gonna sleep." "No, I can't take it!" "Too dirty..." "Shower..." "At least, skin care before bed..." "Yuri!" "Kei!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "It's time to train!" "I don't hear anything." "If you can make me move, go ahead." "The punishment for being late is special sauna training!" "I don't need to lose weight." "My body is perfectly proportioned!" "Stop being an idiot!" "This game will be played under the burning sun." "The sand will also be burning hot." "You won't win if you can't survive these temperatures!" "More snap in your wrist!" "You won't even pass the tryout!" "Do you understand?" "Hey!" "Your mission is to win!" "Winning the grand prize is the only choice!" "Today, you get one thousand balls." "Start with this one!" "I forgot to tell you." "The gravity in this room is higher than usual." "What?" "Gravity is at 1.5G in here." "Guts!" "You have to have fighting guts!" "Here!" "I can't believe that they're still at it." "I guess the Central Computer's decision was right after all." "What's the matter, Yuri?" "We're not done yet!" "Stand up!" "Stand up, Yuri!" "No, I quit." "I don't want to do this any more!" "Crying is useless, Buttercup." "Stand up quickly!" "Well, do whatever you want to." "Kei, let's go!" "Damn!" "Hey, where are you going?" "Home." "I can't take it any longer." "Then, I'm going home too." "I'm going with you." "Yuri, you can survive because you're good at subversion." "No way." "Why didn't you cry, too?" "Yuri, you're really something else." "You are too, Kei." "Where are you going?" "Fifty people." "The number of victims has already reached fifty." "The President is the target." "The 3WA has been chasing him for three years and that's been our slogan." "Various operations were mounted, but none of them worked." "The sacrifice has been huge." "Fifty people!" "It hurts me to even think about them." "My best friend Andre..." "I'm sure his son was only five years old." "Andre!" "This mission is the 3WA's final play." "Kei, Yuri..." "Attacking is the key to our victory." "Finally, it's time for the Galaxy Cup." "We'll leave for the site tomorrow." "I'm so glad." "We won't have to see his face anymore." "Well, let's see the results of your training." "Return the balls from Mr. Mach." "That's easy." "However..." "Each ball has a bomb inside." "If you touch the ball with anything except the gloves, the bomb will explode." "You know what will happen if you can't return them, don't you?" "Gotcha!" "Game over!" "The final score is fifteen to thirteen." "The Twelfth Galaxy Cup is history!" "Yuri and Kei have defeated the favorites Rebecca and Marie!" "The winners are Yuri and Kei in their first appearance!" "Now that the tournament is over, we will have the awards ceremony presided over by President, the legendary tournament chairman, who appears only at the Galaxy Cup." "Change our suits?" "That's the rule, to wear bathing suits chosen by the President at the ceremony." "What is this?" "What bad taste!" "This is to prevent emergencies." "No weapons can be hidden in these." "Where is that dirty old man?" "I wonder if he's going to show up by helicopter or something?" "You're a lot shorter than you look on TV." "But your ankles are nice." "Yuri and Kei, who defeated the former champions Rebecca and Marie, will receive gold medals from the hands of President!" "What?" "What are you doing to me?" "!" "The 3WA?" "!" "Give up." "You're finished!" "Good job!" "It was an incredible victory!" "I guess." "It's all the result of your special training." "It was no big deal." "We would have won even if we hadn't had any special training." "Since the coach told us stories like that." "Stories like what?" "The fifty Trouble Consultants who made the ultimate sacrifice." "What are you talking about?" "Ah, I see." "Those." "Well, I suppose you could consider them victims." "While investigating President, and preparing tournament applications, fifteen people developed sore shoulders, eight wrist inflammation, eleven asthma, migraines..." "Thank you for coming, Andre." "See you later." "You two..." "What are you doing?" "Stop!" "I've already been wounded." "Stop!" "Wait!" "By looking up at the sky where I can't fly around" "I'm looking for tomorrow, which I can't see" "I was dreaming in your arms" "I answered to your love in my way" "Only the weak pain in my heart" "I left it in you as evidence of my love" "Invisible power is connecting both of us" "My heart feels" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah" "I want to teach you, who lives in the future" "By jumping the time dimension" "Please feel me" "Oh yeah, oh yeah" "By your eyes in your heart" "Are you insane, Yuri?" "I know I won't be sorry!" "He's just a kid." "A girlish, maniacal little rat." "He's handsome." "His lQ is high." "He's an all-around athlete." "That's all?" "In addition to that, he's a billionaire." "Ultra super rich." "A woman's dream!" "Ah, I see." "I'm gonna start looking for a new partner then." "Next episode: "My Boy in Rose"" "I'm going to get married." "Congratulations!" "I'm happy for you." "ORANGE iro no tsuki ga mado kara nozoiteru wa" "Yoso iki ni kigaeta ra doyoobi wa PARTY da" "Dare mo honto no watashi o shiranai" "Doki doki ga hoshii dake ja nai" "Yume iro no hitomi mo namida de nureru no yo" "Demo gomen nasai ne" "Kisu sasete agete mo honki ni shinai de" "Okoranai de ne" "Kimagure to wagamama wa onna no ko no buki" "Otonashiku, oyasumi nasai" "Come here, Yuri." "Good morning." "Good morning." "You're very beautiful, as usual." "I'm so embarrassed." "Shall we go?" "Yes, Sir." "What is your favorite thing to do, Yuri?" "Well, taking baths and putting on nice clothes." "What the hell are you doing with a kid like him?" "What the hell is this?" "Well, I'm sorry." "That is, I..." "Oh, Kei, you're unusually early." "The Boss was looking for you." "Poporo was?" "Prepare yourself before you see him." "Hi." "You've done it, Kei." "Did I do something wrong?" "Mr. Winston is very mad." "His grandson has been badly hurt." "He said he cannot forgive that." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Did you meet a lovely, noble boy this morning?" "I wonder if you mean that strange girly boy?" "That boy is Mr. Winston's grandson, Julian!" "Julian has been taking good care of a life-size figure of Yuri, which he made himself." "A figure of Yuri?" "Is he a pervert or what?" "Watch your mouth!" "But I'm right." "A life-size figure of Yuri!" "Nobody should enjoy making a doll like that!" "That's not the point!" "I understand!" "This kid went to his grandpa crying that I destroyed his doll, and Gramps stormed in here!" "That's not true." "Director Semolina!" "Julian is not the type to tattle on people." "Mr. Winston noticed that he looked sad and asked him why." "Well, what am I supposed to do?" "Should I pay him for the doll?" "If I made something like that, that's what I'd want." "That's not necessary." "The only thing Mr. Winston wants is for Julian not to be miserable." "Miserable?" "Even though I can't believe it, Julian is secretly attracted to Yuri." "Well, I shouldn't put it that way." "He is mad about Yuri, or he fell in love with her, or whatever you want to call it." "He's a real Yuri Fanatic." ""Yuri Fanatic"?" "That's right." "It will take three days to repair the figure you broke." "During those three days, we must provide for Julian's mental health and happiness." "I'll never understand that kid." "Do you really understand what you've done?" "!" "Tell Yuri to come here!" "You want me to substitute for the figure?" "!" "I don't think I can do that." "It's only for three days." "No way!" "This is a direct order!" "First of all, this was all caused by Kei, so Kei's partner will straighten out her mess." "That's only reasonable, isn't it?" "Kei can do it by herself!" "We're talking about a substitute for you, Yuri." "Do you think Kei can do the job?" "It's impossible..." "A boy falls in a one-sided love with me." "It's a pretty common thing to happen." "But that boy is strange, isn't he?" "I'll be forced to be with him, even though I'm so sensitive." "This is such a tragedy!" "Hey!" "Why does the 3WA kiss that old man's butt so much?" "Neither of you know anything about Mr. Winston, do you?" "Mr Winston contributes 14% of the total financial support that the 3WA receives from private citizens." "His share amounts to over three and a half billion credits per year." "He must be incredibly rich!" "A super-billionaire!" "This incident effects the existence of the 3WA." "No argument will be allowed!" "You must obey to the letter!" "I understand." "It's the duty of a Trouble Consultant to carry out orders." "Also Kei's mistake is my mistake." "Yuri?" "You're still young." "You believe that admiring someone is enough." "However, you can't love an ideal." "The man a woman can really love is not the same man who is admired like that." "He's just a man, like any other man." "You can't control love." "But that's why life is wonderful, isn't it?" "A billionaire!" "Even though he's too young for me and a screwy little rat," "I'm sure I can get a ring out of this." "He's from the richest family in the Galaxy." "Yuri..." "He's from the richest family in the Galaxy." "Yuri..." "Kei?" "Are you sure you want to go on this mission?" "I have no choice, do I?" "If you were fired, it would be too painful for me." "I have to do it." "It's my mission." "Any woman's dream come true!" "This way, please." "It's just as weird as I expected." "Should I go home?" "Julian?" "Oh, you're the one who's going to substitute for my Yuri." "Hey, these are all me, aren't they?" "They look wonderful." "Some of them can move." "Incredible!" "Wow, how cute!" "Well, of course they are!" "I'm the model for all these dolls!" "But the one I had the most confidence in was the life-size Yuri." "I built it from scratch in six months." "That was the android which Kei destroyed, right?" "No, it wasn't an android." "It was a figure." "Is this the life-size figure of me?" "I feel strange." "This looks exactly like me." "Julian, you love me, don't you?" "Yes, I love you." "Why do you love me?" "Your pureness." "Exactly as I thought!" "Everyone says so." "Yuri..." "You're as beautiful as ever." "Oh, my God!" "You tell me the truth with such a serious face!" "You're a bad boy!" "What's the matter?" "Yuri is the kind of girl who says "I'm embarrassed"" "when someone gives her a compliment." "Oh, that's right." "That's what I do." "I'm embarrassed." "Julian, let me help you repair it." "That's impossible." "I can't let you do something like that." "You'll stay in Ms. Yuri's House." "Ms. Yuri's House?" "Yuri lives here." "There are clothes in the closet." "Wear any of them." "Yuri loves to dress up and she changes her clothes whenever she wants to." "Oh, that's right." "That's me all over." "I have to go work on the repairs." "See you later." "In five years he'll be eighteen and I'll be twenty-two." "That's not so bad." "At twenty-two, it would be about time for me to retire from this job." "Sweetie, how did you discover so many details about me?" "I installed equipment to record you wherever you went." "360 degree video cameras, infrared, three-dimensional radar," "spiral scanners, and X-ray organic measurement units." "I didn't know any of this." "I operated the equipment by remote control and I kept a daily observation diary." "You wanted to know about me that badly?" "However, you were often late or missed work, so it took longer than I expected to put the data together." "This doll, I mean, this figure is a perfect copy of me, isn't it?" "Yes, but it is only a physically perfect copy of you." "My whole body, everything?" "Even the little details?" "Yes, it is." "Every part of my body?" "Yes, even the tiniest details are perfect." "Yes, he's right." "My breasts, my belly button, even my legs..." "Julian?" "Are you happy with the one you love being so close to you?" "Yes, I'm happy, but..." "But?" "Almost all of your data has been collected, so there are not many things left to ask you." "I'm starving." "It's dark already." "When will it be dinner time?" "Well, I haven't eaten anything since this morning." "Yuri is supposed to be a pure, clean, innocent angel." "Yes, I know that." "So she couldn't possibly eat anything." "You did know that, didn't you?" "No, I didn't know that." "But I understand!" "I can't imagine myself eating a bowl of rice like a pig, or sucking ramen noodles and splashing the soup around, or eating dumplings with lots of garlic, or drinking miso soup and making sucking noises," "or crunching on pickles, or using a toothpick or anything like that!" "It's not beautiful." "It's incomprehensible!" "My beautiful image would be tarnished if I did things like that." "Kei!" "Gyudon!" "A big bowl of gyudon!" "Hurry!" "Bring me some take out!" "With miso soup and pickles, too." "I'm sorry." "I feel like it's my fault that you have to take care of this perverted kid." "Don't look at me with such a scary face!" "Hurry up and give me that gyudon!" "It's packed." "I'm stuffed." "I can't find it." "Julian, I don't think there's a bathroom in Ms. Yuri's House." "You don't know anything, do you?" "No bathroom either?" "!" "Yuri never needs to go to the bathroom, because Yuri is..." "She's "a pure, clean, innocent angel"." "In this situation, I won't back off!" "Here you go." "This is a really tough mission, but I'll do my best in order to continue to be your partner." "It's not good for you to stay in that dark room all the time." "Don't you like any sports?" "I exercise everyday, at horseback riding, tennis and soccer." "Today it's horseback riding." "I won the Junior Galaxy Equestrian Competition last year." "Oh, my God." "Julian is the one for me!" "I sweat a lot." "Should I take a shower here?" "May I?" "Don't peek." "That won't be necessary." "I've finished collecting all of the data on Yuri's body." "I can't believe that screwy little rat!" "I keep wondering why you haven't run away yet." "Because this is a job for a Lovely Angel, that's why!" "What do you want to eat tomorrow?" "That's right." "Just remember, he's smart, an all-purpose athlete and a billionaire!" "Even if he's little strange, I have to overcome that." "Okay, Yuri, try to stand up." "How do you feel?" "I feel fine." "Morning." "Oh, it's been repaired, hasn't it?" "Yes, but this joint doesn't move properly." "Look, I made breakfast for you." "I used the kitchen in the main house and..." "Later." "It'll get cold." "Hey, the model for that figure is me, isn't it?" "You made it exactly like me because you love me, didn't you?" "There's no competition." "This is the only perfect copy of the real one." "But, but... if I'll always be with you, you don't need to keep that figure, do you?" "Why?" "Because the whole beautiful angel will be yours forever!" "You could do anything to me." "Yuri's not that kind of girl." "If she's not that kind of girl, what kind of girl is she?" "I'm the real one." "The real Yuri is here with you." "Why can't you be happier?" "You're here because my grandfather made you come, aren't you?" "That's not the point!" "The real me, the living flesh and blood human is right here, so you don't need to care for that doll!" "It doesn't even have a body temperature." "This girl simulates your average temperature!" "Shut up!" "What are you doing?" "!" "No, I'm scared!" "Yuri is ME!" "I'm Yuri!" "It looks the same but it's just a shell." "It's completely different inside!" "But Yuri has to be..." "A pure, clean, innocent angel?" "You're wrong." "I said, you're wrong." "What you're thinking about me is totally wrong." "There is no such thing as a girl who is totally pure." "You're still young and believe that admiring someone is enough." "However, you can't love the ideal." "What was the next part?" "The girl a boy can really love is not the same girl who is admired like that." "She's just a girl, like any other girl." "A regular, living girl." "Do you understand?" "Anyway, you know, well, it's love!" "Love doesn't control someone, like you control that doll." "But, because you can't control it, life becomes wonderful." "Don't you think so?" "Am I wrong?" "Love is, yes, love is to love someone." "It's all about love, isn't it?" "Do you understand now?" "I think you're right." "Julian!" "Hey, Yuri, can you come here again tomorrow morning?" "Sure, but why?" "You'll see when get here." "I have something to show you." "Something he wants to show me?" "It might be an engagement ring!" "We're gonna be a great couple!" "I'm sure we'll be the best couple in the world!" "Absolutely!" "Are you still mad at me?" "I know it's my fault you had to do that, but I did my best to follow up." "Why don't you change your mood?" "Did that kid do something to you?" "Shut the hell up!" "We'll be arriving soon." "Can't you just be quiet?" "!" "I'm not mad at Kei." "My noble, sensitive heart was incredibly hurt!" "Doesn't she understand that?" "What an idiot!" "Five years from now," "I'm going to be living in that house and having afternoon tea." "I'll be living there in elegant relaxation." "This girl has been sending me love letters for a long time." "I see." "My name is Wendy." "After what you told me, I decided to start dating this girl." "So, I wanted to say thank you from both of us." "Congratulations." "That's wonderful." "I have things to do, so I've got to go." "I have a date." "Good, that's it!" "We're going to destroy that base's heavy-nucleus spin accelerator." "By doing so, the energy control grid will be cut off, its protective blanket will become inactive, and..." "Just cut to the chase!" "Destroy it, right?" "!" "Blow it to pieces!" "Die!" "Tobenai sora o tada miage te" "Mienai ashita o sagasu" "Anata no ude de yume o mite ta" "Watashi nari ni ai ni kotaeta" "Kasuka na mune no itami dake ni nokoshita ai no akashi" "Mienai chikara ga futari tsunagi awase teru" "Kokoro ga kanjiru" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah" "Mirai no anata ni" "Toki o koete oshie tai" "Watashi o kanjite" "Oh yeah, oh yeah" "Kokoro no hitomi de" "You're the target, right, Boss?" "We have nothing to do with this matter." "We can say that, but he's already here." "Here?" "Where?" "3WA Headquarters." "Why do I have to fight for our boss?" "Oh, no!" "This guy is equipped with too many heavy weapons!" "No way!" "Next episode: "Gray Avenger"!" "I don't think we have any other choice." "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "This is inmate transportation ship Oryx." "We are under attack." "We are under fire and have been boarded." "The nuclear furnace has been..." "This is Beringer." "What's your purpose?" "Nobody helps terrorists escape from prison as a hobby." "Do you want me to thank you?" "Or, I wonder if you want me to entertain you?" "Yes, I do." "I'd love to see a demonstration of skill by a former United Universal Army Infantry weapons developer." "I'm Carmen." "I know that." "I've heard rumors about Mad Dog Carmen." "You're the only man who's more dangerous than me." "Well, well, look at this." "A United Universal Army improved Type 28." "Where did you get this prototype from?" "I've missed this one." "The military specifications for this Type were too high." "So, its specifications are the best, but nobody can operate it except me." "The feedback ratio was too high, I guess." "That's why the military had to give up on it." "Nothing has come of it since its development." "I'm thinking about using it in the formation of my own battle command." "It's not possible." "Too easy to break the pilot's neck." "All it would do is pile up dead bodies." "Would it be possible with you to train and lead my troops?" "Me?" "Depends on the conditions you offer." "Conditions?" "I want to borrow this improved Type 28 for a little while." "Around a hundred hours total." "There is someone I must take my revenge on." "After I finish him, I'll join your army." "I won't take it and run." "You have to bet your life on a contract with Mad Dog." "Of course, I know that." "Then it's a deal." "Well, who is it?" "Poporo, of the 3WA." "The orange-colored moon is peeking at me from the window" "It's Saturday, so I change into my party clothes" "No one knows the real me" "I don't want excitement only" "My eyes, the color of dreams, sometimes fill with tears" "But, I'm sorry" "Even if I let you kiss me, don't get serious" "Don't get mad at me" "Capriciousness and selfishness are a girl's weapons" "Be good and go to bed" "What's the matter, little lady?" "You won't be able to use this elevator for a while." "I want to see my papa." "What's your papa's name?" "It's Poporo." "Ah, you're his daughter." "The elevators have been under maintenance for a week now." "I'm sorry, but can you go to the Third Hall?" "Sure!" "Thank you very much." "I've had enough!" "Making me hand-write apologies is torture!" "This is all your fault, Kei!" "Our mission was over when we arrested the suspect." "I didn't do anything!" "The suspect had already set the bomb and run away." "Men don't make poor excuses." "I'm a woman!" "Let's see, a space colony with a population of 300,000 has been..." "Hey, do you know how to spell "annihilated"?" ""Annihilated"?" "I don't know how to spell it." "How about "slaughtered"?" ""Slaughtered"?" "Damn, never mind!" "I'm going to look it up in the dictionary." "This is all his fault!" "He's the one who ordered us to hand-write letters of apology!" "Are you all right, Papa?" "Sure." "Now that you're separated from Mama, you go out at night and fool around, don't you?" "Don't be silly." "I'm pretty sure Mama has a new boyfriend, doesn't she?" "No, she doesn't." "She's very busy and usually gets home at midnight." "Would you tell her to take care of herself?" "How long can you stay with me?" "Three nights, because I told Mama so." "Good!" "Let's go out for a date every day!" "First, how about dinner and a movie?" "How's Eskaiya on Central Street sound?" "The one famous for its crab a la carte?" "Yes, let's eat crab until we're stuffed." "Great!" "I'd love to!" "Okay!" "It's a date!" "I have to finish my work first." "Please hurry up." "Condition Purple alert!" "Condition Purple alert!" "A Code 415 has occurred in the city." "Code 9502 is currently in progress." "The situation is Yellow 16." "All personnel above Class F status should dispatch according to Manual G37." "There should be no exceptions!" "More than one place at the same time!" "Must be a terrorist bomb!" "We don't have time to write these apologies!" "Emergency positions without any exceptions!" "Yes!" "We'll dispatch immediately." "Where?" "Who are they?" "No need to dispatch?" "Allowable exception?" "We're the Lovely Angels, you know!" "No way!" "These apology letters have a higher priority?" "Boss!" "Let me talk!" "Boss, how come we're the only..." "Damn!" "Sorry, Rosa." "There's something I have to deal with now." "I understand, Papa." "Doesn't this always happen?" "Mama used to say that." "Please go on home and wait for me there." "I'll be just a little late." "I'll be home soon." "I understand, Papa." "Bye-bye, Muhgi." "What's going on?" "Move it!" "Excuse me." "Can someone sign here?" "I'm finished with the elevator maintenance." "Ah, the elevator maintenance." "Thank you very much." "As of 14:35, the situation has been upgraded from Yellow 16 to Red 34." "BAC dispatch to areas 41, 43 and 57 at once." "Repeat." "BAC dispatch to areas 41, 43 and 57 at once." "What the hell?" "B-54, G-781 blocks, lines are down!" "It's expanding from SA72 to SA94." "All security systems have been activated!" "What's happening?" "What's the problem?" "A drill?" "No way!" "Boss!" "What's going on?" "The line's dead." "Help, Papa!" "Boss, where are you going?" "The operations room." "I'm going to engage the emergency circuits." "Poporo, you're going to get exactly what I owe you." "I won't forget the humiliation you caused me." "All weapon systems operational." "Fire management system auto-mode engaged." "MlRV launcher stabilized." "You wounded my pride." "What?" "A raid on 3WA Headquarters?" "!" "Target is on floor B1 and moving." "It appears to be headed for the main hall on the ground floor." "Stop it, no matter what!" "Roger!" "Who is it we intend to..." "Stop?" "Target has stopped immediately below the main hall." "Evacuate!" "Gnats!" "Focus is set." "Beginning automatic defense against adjacent bogies." "A super heavy suit!" "Who the hell has a thing like that?" "!" "That's an Improved Type 28." "It's Beringer!" "Beringer?" "The escaped Class A terrorist?" "One and the same." "I lost this when I arrested him." "He was convicted, but was sprung from an inmate transport on his way to the prison planet Arukatlas." "That was a few days ago." "Then Beringer's target is you, Boss?" "I'd guess he has a deep-rooted hatred of me." "Geez, I'm sorry, Boss." "A guy like that wants you dead." "You talk like you have nothing to do with it." "Well, we don't, right?" "I guess you're right." "This isn't something we should stick our noses in." "Really!" "We have nothing to do with it at all." "Well, Boss, be seeing you." "See you later." "Hey, wait a second!" "Are you going to abandon your boss?" "We're very busy." "We have to finish our written apologies." "Our hand-written apologies." "Those can be done later." "Not quite." "You really should have said "You can forget all about those."" "We would be risking our lives to save you, Boss." "But hand-written apology letters will make our fingers sore." "I understand!" "You can forget about the apology letters." "Roger!" "From now on, the Lovely Angels' mission will be to protect our boss, Poporo." "Where are we going?" "The Arms Depot." "In order to take care of our guest, we need to be prepared." "Is this broken?" "Stand back." "This door's just like Yuri!" "What do you mean?" "Its only good point is that it's strong!" "That's a good one." "Boss!" "It's time for extreme measures." "Let's go!" "Target destroyed." "All systems are nominal." "Papa, help!" "Papa!" "It's close, Boss!" "That was too close." "I'm dying!" "You can't bring all of that with you." "We have to fight the Type 28 without any armor." "This isn't nearly enough!" "This will help." "Are you all right?" "You're going to pull your back." "Here it comes!" "That's it!" "What perfect timing!" "Heat source detected, 38 meters ahead." "Sector 14, infantry." "Evaluation of target's power is rank B." "It's still coming!" "Back off!" "Did I get it?" "Boss!" "I'm fine!" "Damn!" "Electromagnetic pulse attack causing sensor degradation." "Now!" "Ultra-frequency sonar active." "A little bee sting can't hurt this machine at all." "I haven't given up yet!" "Withdraw!" "We're going to lose if this keeps up." "Withdraw where?" "Up." "The power relay subsection." "I'll use the energy there to beat it." "It's the only way to penetrate its shields." "Boss!" "Poporo!" "Poporo, I won't let you escape!" "Boss!" "You said you wanted to use the energy to beat it, right?" "I'm going to use the cable." "There you are." "Here it comes!" "Damn!" "I won't forgive that jerk!" "I'm going to blow him away!" "But what are you going to do?" "We might be blown away with it!" "This isn't the only power section." "There's still the main station underground." "You're going to release the energy from the main?" "You're insane, you know." "I know this is stupid, but if we let that guy do whatever he wants, the 3WA will become a laughingstock." "I don't want to suffer through that." "Cover me!" "Kei!" "It's amazing that she came up with an idea like that." "Kei's generally an idiot." "Help me, Papa!" "Rosa?" "Rosa!" "Papa?" "Papa!" "Boss?" "That's my daughter." "She should have gone home." "Poporo, I have your daughter." "What a cute daughter she is!" "Stop it, Beringer." "Let her go!" "Rosa has nothing to do with you." "I'm your target!" "Yes, you are." "I came here to kill you." "However, the end won't come quickly." "After I see you suffering, shouting, and crying, then I'm going to kill you." "What a nice toy this is." "Beringer!" "It's time." "I came to pick you up as promised." "I'll come to the roof." "Wait for me." "Poporo, if you want to get your daughter back, come to the roof." "Rosa!" "Papa!" "Rosa!" "Papa!" "Damn!" "Kei, Beringer is moving to the roof." "To the roof?" "Rosa has been taken hostage." "What?" "The boss's daughter." "She came to see her father." "We're going to the roof now." "Roger." "When you get there, tell me exactly where Beringer is." "Papa!" "Beringer, I won't resist you any more." "Do whatever you want to me." "But let my daughter go." "Please, I'm begging you." "Nice sight." "Yuri, I'm ready." "How about up there?" "Beringer, current location 4-2." "But don't shoot now!" "Rosa is with him." "What the hell are you doing?" "The boss is..." "Papa!" "Papa!" "No!" "Stay back!" "Time to die, Poporo." "Go to Hell with your daughter!" "Kei, I've got Rosa." "Beringer has moved from 4-2 to 2-5." "No, from 2-5 to 3-8." "Moved again to 3-6." "It's over now." "Die, Poporo!" "3-6 stationary!" "Go!" "What the hell?" "Poporo!" "Papa!" "No!" "Oops!" "What?" "This goes against your promise!" "I agree with you." "What the hell is this?" "!" "How many pieces of paper do I have to write to satisfy them?" "!" "That's what I want to know too." "Geez!" "No!" "By looking up at the sky where I can't fly around" "I'm looking for tomorrow, which I can't see" "I was dreaming in your arms" "I answered to your love in my way" "Only the weak pain in my heart" "I left it in you as evidence of my love" "Invisible power is connecting both of us" "My heart feels" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah" "I want to teach you, who lives in the future" "By jumping the time dimension" "Please feel me" "Oh yeah, oh yeah" "By your eyes in your heart"