"You shall not regret anything from this moment on." "Never doubt me." "Okay." "It's an intensive course so there is no warranty." "Sure." "This is the final touch." "It's ultimate key to awaken the dragon!" "That's what we're after." "What's the future tense of 'I give'?" " 'I will give'?" " You're pathetic." "It's 'I'll take'." "We giving to take!" "People just love to receive." "Oh." "Let's go!" "To the world of Ass-kissing!" "Just do it!" "The Suck Up Project:" "Mr. XXX-Kisser" "3 Months Ago" "Hello." "For home shopping" "By home shopping" "This is the best insurance product for home shopping..." "Dong-sik speaking." "Why aren't you here yet?" "I'm already here." "Presentation is ready to go." "What are you doing?" "We're doing the presentation in Dobong Mountain!" "Okay." "Where's the guy with the presentation?" "No kidding." "Walk a bit more." "There!" "Hello, Mr. LEE!" "Hello, sir!" "What are you all doing here?" "Our team's having a get-together." "On the mountain?" "Yes, sir." "Hiking is good!" "Hello, sir." "Sorry I'm late." "What's with your outfit?" "It's basic etiquette as the presenter." "I brought the presentation." "Here, sir." "Looks like your team really needs to get it together." "Have fun." "Sir!" "You!" "Sir!" "Here, sir!" "You really are a former marine, sir!" "How about $100 to the first one at the top!" "Sounds good!" "Sounds good!" "Don't go easy on anyone!" "Go!" "Go!" "Don't go easy." "Hey, KIM!" "You're really fast!" "I can't do this!" "I have to take a rest." "Young people like you Gotta try your best." "Try my best." " Try my best!" " Hey!" "I'm number one!" "I tried my best..." "I beat you!" "Right, sir?" "We can extend our company's health check up benefits to our home shopping customers." "You're saying we find cheaper ways to grasp their health condition..." "This is more comfortable, right?" "The monitor's too shaky." "Let's forget it." "Sir, I'll stabilize the monitor." "I said forget it!" "Damn it!" "You boys own this place?" "Boys?" "How old are you?" "Younger than you." "He's not worth our time, sir." "Let's go, then." " Let's go, then." " You!" "What the hell was that?" "Not worth your time?" "He needs some ass-kicking!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "What?" "What, sir?" "That hurts!" "What do you want?" "What the hell?" "This is stunning!" "Who the hell are you?" "Shut it!" "Look at this storming twist of the dragon." "But how unfortunate." "Only if the air was darker, it would truly ascend to the sky." "What about my dragon?" "Just hold still." "Here." "welcome, sir." "Roast that dragon on both sides." "Make it crispy!" "Thank you, sir." "How annoying!" "Dong-sik." "Sooyeon." "Yang-jeong." "Why don't we have anything that Mr. JANG likes?" " Hey, Dong-sik!" " Yes, sir." "That laptop must weigh a ton, huh?" "Yes." "It's 15.4 inches wide." "I have an idea, sir." "How about we scout a professional home shopping operator?" "And you'll pay for it?" "We gotta aim for small profit and quick return." " You're so sharp, sir!" " Sharp?" "We'll stay up tonight and devise a strategy that appeals to Mr. JANG." " Yes, sir!" " Excuse me." "Something suddenly came up at home." " Go, then." " Okay." "Go before I change my mind." "Okay." "I'm off then." "See y'all later." "Congratulations on your promotion, Mr. Principal!" "I was scared that your father will retire as a vice-principal." "So he's a principal now!" "He sure is!" "And he owes me for it." "Of course he does." "Hello, everyone!" "Welcome, sir!" "Congratulations, sir." "Thank you." "Wow!" "What a masterpiece!" "Let's see." "Bad Wate Bad Tree?" "To not drink muddy water To not indulge bent tree" "It means that one shouldn't drink muddy water and rest under curved tree." "I guess it means being tactless and lonely, right?" "No." "It means to live an honest..." "I know." "I did go to university." "Come sing with us, Mr. LEE!" "Mr. OH's the principal now!" "He should sing first!" "When they were all busy kissing ass" "I just held my head up high." "Look at me now!" "That's why I respect you, dad!" "Look how pleased he is." "What a silly man." "Why does it have to be me?" "Don't you get it?" "No." "Just go." "One from each team is being sent to sales." "Then what about my proposal?" "We made it together after hiking and going to the sauna." "Come on, sir!" "I made that proposal, staying up all night for the last six months." "We owe it to Sooyeon for taking it to Mr. JANG." "You're like my little brother." "But you gotta learn to charm your superiors." "Get going." "Are you..." "I'm not going to sales." "Don't worry." "It'll be a good experience." "Can you take this off for me?" "Sure." "I'm off." "Take care." "Bye, then." " Good to see your smile." " Hey!" "We're still young, right?" "Cheer up!" " Yeah." "Keep in touch." " Okay!" "Weren't we too tough on them?" "This is tough?" "We're supposed to" " do that." " Okay." " Who's next?" " JEONG Seung-goo." " Here." " Thank you." "Take care." " Mom!" "What's going on?" " Why are you here?" " What's going on?" " Um..." "What happened, here?" "Loan sharks are after me." "You got a private loan?" "It cost money to make your dad a principal." "I bribed the education authority officers and their wives." "I was gonna pay back with the lodge money" "But the money holder took off." "How much did you borrow?" "$238,000 including interest." "You can pay back by next month." "Sir?" "Hey" "You also got a mortgage loan, right?" "I'll pay back in monthly installments." "Nope." "Pay back by end of next month." "I know that the legal interest rate is 39%." "Maybe I should call the police." "Call!" "While you're at it call your father too." "Tell him to pay back with his severance pay." "You joking around, here?" "Huh?" "Hey!" "We've met, right?" "No." "No?" "Look at my face." "You and that pervert..." "In the VIP room." "Where you taking me?" "I forgot." " What?" " To take him out." "Oh." "Out, sir." "Hurry!" " One month, okay?" " Yeah." " A month." " Right." "Take him to a sauna." "One, two, three." "Sorry?" "Isn't this illegal?" "Stop this!" "Stop this!" "I'll pay back in a year, no matter what!" "Six months, then!" "Put him in before he rots." "Boss, we need some more eye balls and kidneys." "Take his." "Dong-sik, we'll take yours." "Shut the door." "Help!" "Whose dirty underwear is that on our sacred ring?" "That's yours, boss!" "How dare you talk back!" "Fine!" "A month!" "I'll pay back in a month!" "You said it yourself!" "Ain't credit system good?" "Dad?" "Did you hear anything from mom?" "Spill out." "Don't beat around the bush." "I'm working in sales department now." "You?" "Sales?" "I want to earn a lot of money and become successful." "I bought lottery ticket for the first time in my life." "Look." "Don't you waste your time on silly ideas." "Live a good honest life, and success and money will follow." "Learn from me, son." "You know, dad." "The world's not always so fair." "Son, don't live so rashly." "I can do it!" "I'm the best!" "I can succeed!" "Hello" "Yes, Hello." "Hello, sir?" "My name is OH Dong-sik from the development team." "I thought you'd quit." "Oh." "Welcome anyway." "It probably wasn't an easy decision to get into sales." "I'm sorry to ask you this." "But..." "How much does the best salesman make?" "Some even make a few hundred grands a year." "The top seller for 3 years straight, for instance." "That would be me." "Oh, that's you?" "Wow!" "It's so nice to meet you, sir!" "Good to have you here." "You made a good choice." "Good luck!" "Father?" "We're gonna have to get ready to go to heaven someday, aren't we?" "I'm already insured with my God." "But I heard that God has many terms and conditions." "We don't have any." "Amen." "Dong-sik!" "Hey!" "What a surprise you called!" "Selling insurance or something?" "Yeah." "What?" "Really?" "That's great!" "You can make big bucks!" "Hold on." "Hello?" "Yes, sir!" "I'll be right there." " Geez, man!" " What?" "My boss wants to have a meeting all of a sudden." "I'm sorry." "Gimme a call later." "Take care, then." "Warning!" "Dong-Sik sells insurance!" "He almost got me!" "Bye!" "He should thank me for looking out for him." "The little rat!" "What an asshole!" " Are you okay?" " You alright?" "I'll call you right back." "Hey!" "It's red light!" "It's red light!" "What the hell are you doing?" " Peek-a-boo!" " Hello!" "You thought we'd just sit" " and call you all day?" " Yeah, man!" "Put it on." "Pay the 10% interest." "Twenty grand." "Okay." " Don't forget or you're dead." " Pardon me?" " Pay back or you're dead." " Okay." "Pay back or we'll kill you." "Cheer up now!" " Let's give three cheers!" " Cheers!" "Keep your arms up!" " Cheers!" " Keep them up, asshole!" "What are you doing?" "Sir!" "Could I shadow you?" "Just for today?" "Of course not." "Please, sir." "Sales is a secret." "Please..." "Mr. LEE!" "I got this for you directly from the factory!" " Really?" " Just joking." "Cheers!" "Hair Loss Energy Drink" "It's the bald eagle!" "Bald eagle's here!" "Welcome!" "Take him home for dinner." "Really?" "Hug" " Here you go." " Thanks." "Hi!" "Hello!" "I worked in the factory for this." " Hello!" " Who are you?" "Wow!" "Look at him!" "Are you crazy?" "Get lost!" "Sensibility Business By Master of Flattery" "Appeal your uniqueness" "Hugging is not only for lovers" "Caress your boss into promotion" "Get naked to sell lose the ego" " Yoo-hoo!" " Yes?" "Your shirt's sticking out!" "I did that on purpose." "I'll stick it back in." "That's okay." "It's not okay." "What are you doing?" "It doesn't look good to others." "What's this?" "There's something hard." "A diary?" "It's nothing!" "Oh my!" "Where did you get this book?" "Oh, my!" "Why do you ask?" "It's like a bible." "All insurance agents have probably read it!" "Although no one will admit it." "Why's that?" "It's a bit intense." "It's a bit embarrassing to talk about that book." "He did insurance then became a lobbyist." "I heard now he consults politicians." "I heard that he organized the inter-Korean summit in 2000." "I heard that he seduced a millionaire's wife and now owns that big department store." "Where can I find this man?" "If we knew, we would've met him already." "That's for sure." "The dragon would ascend through the darkness." "Hot!" " What the hell?" " Oops." "Where the hell is this man?" "Excuse me." "Are you the Master of Flattery?" "It is you." "Right?" "Got the wrong man." "Come on!" "It's you!" "You look so good in this!" "That one will look good, too." "What the!" "Hello." " Faster." " Master!" "Master!" "Hi, master!" "I'm sorry." "Let me..." "I'm gonna follow you the best I can until you take me as your apprentice." "I'm not a teacher." "Page 37 in your book." "It says get naked to sell, right?" "Are you perverted?" "I'll do whatever you say." "Please give me a chance." "You're completely mad." "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "I'll do whatever you tell me to." "Please take me in." " Geez." " Please..." "Yes?" "You see that woman?" "Yes." "Her underwear?" "If you bring her underwear," "I'll take you in." "It's in initiation test." "Not easy, right?" "She's wearing thongs." "But..." "Get her underwear?" "Geez..." "This is just crazy!" "Your underwear..." "Gimme your underwear." "Are you crazy?" "I'll kick your ass!" "I'll beat you up." "No one can dissolve my Qi like you." "Did you study oriental medicine?" "Geez!" "You're so silly!" "We got new aromatic oil today." "I'm gonna serve you right." "I look forward to it!" "This is a bit fast, don't you think?" "I passed the test, right?" "What crazy woman gives you her undies on the streets?" "She told me to cut off the thing from the guy who ordered me." "Or she'd set her boys loose." "What do we do?" "Let her free them then." "Who the hell asked for my girl's undies?" "We won't be long." "You can't come in like this." "Let us in." "Shit." " We'll be quick, lady." " Please leave." "Good-bye." "Come again." "Shit." "Damn it!" "Stop right there!" "Let's try over there." "Ouch!" "Damn" "You'll take me as your pupil, right?" "What are you talking about, take you as my pupil?" "Uneducated bastards!" "What the hell were those pliers?" "Hello?" "You were chasing us." "I think you missed us." "Damn it!" "I want you to teach me your skills!" "What skills are you talking about?" "Ass-kissing!" "Ass-kissing?" "What a dumb ass!" "It's not ass-kissing!" "It's sensibility business!" "Oh!" "Sensibility business!" "Damn it!" "The basis of ass-kissing is" "Silence." "Silence Basis of Ass Kissing" "Silence is the..." "Only amateurs blab." "Pros are silent in movement." "You mean move in silence?" "Move in silence." "Where did you get that gown?" "I bought it." "Look around." "Everyone is lonely." "Everyone wants to be Acknowledged and comforted." "More so with age and success." "We just gotta shut up and listen." "The trick lies in figuring out what to do while pretending to listen to them." "To master this skill, we need silence." "And three more toppings on top." "Toppings?" "Yes." "First." "The 3-4-5 rule." "When you're making an eye contact, count three." "Look away, then look back." "Three seconds feels right." "When you want to engage, count four." "More than that, you can seem aggressive." "Or sexually perverted." "Look." "One, two, three." " Interest." " Right." "One, Two Three, Four." "Engaging." " Look over there, moron." " Okay." "One, Two Three, Four" "Five, Six, Seven, Eight" "And Two, Two, Three, Four," "Five." "Learn to count time instinctively and to calculate it when you need to." "That's a true master." "I think you made her feel uncomfortable." " Hey!" " Yes." " Don't doubt me." " Okay." "Second." "A calm smile." "This smile is the key to the heart." "I practice everyday looking at this smile." "What's he looking at?" "Good." "Perfect." "You're going too fast for an intensive course." "No, I'm not." "Third." "Nodding and exclamation." "Ah!" "This completes the bonding with eye contact and smile." "But never nod more than 3 times." "Why not?" "Because you'd be like that dog on your dashboard!" "Ah!" "Let's review, shall we?" "Silence." "Slight eye contact." "Smile." "One, Two, Three Look away" "Eye contact again." "Nod, nod, and" "Ah!" "Does this really work?" "Don't you doubt me!" "What the!" "Hey, boy!" "One, Two, Three." "One, Two, Three." "Four, Five." "Dong-sik!" "Relax your mind and body as much as possible." "Then hypnotize yourself." "Boneless Excercise For Ass Kissing" "I'm a mollusk." "I have no bones." "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "You have to be ready to greet whenever and wherever!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "I have no ego, whatsoever!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" " Dong-sik." " Yes?" "Do you look in the mirror in the morning?" "Why you ask?" "Check if your ego is following you." "Put that ego in the fridge." "But don't trash it." "There will come a day when you need it." " Okay." " Let's do it again." "I'm boneless and I just greet people." "I have no ego." "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "I have no ego." "Just empty your mind." "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Just empty your mind!" "Let yourself go!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "Yes, sir!" "Of course!" "You're absolutely right!" "When you're listening to someone and anger fills you up this skill will help you relieve that anger." "Draw your hands to your chest and make a circle then release the anger in you." "Gesture as if you agree with that person." " Ah!" " Ahh!" "Shorter, dumb ass!" "Ahh!" "It's not Ahh!" "It's Ah!" "Ahh!" "What a freak." "Shorter!" " Ah!" " Like that!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Good!" "Now let's practice." "Good bye, ma'am!" "Thank you!" "Come again!" "Observe the mid-level ass-kissers!" "Ass-kissing is the basics of trading." "Get what you want by giving first... .Gracefully and inconspicuously." " Right." " Inconspicuously." " Right." " picuous!" "Okay." "Look how much weight you've lost!" "Look." "you went on a diet, didn't you?" "Look at your stylish jaw line!" "it's too unconscientious." "Everyone believes in what they want." " Ma'am?" " Huh?" "We have a new special hair care service." "It'll look perfect with your pretty little face." "Let's do it." "Really?" "It's the basics." "Sexy, slim." "Beautiful." "Sophisticated." "Stylish." "Who wouldn't wanna hear that?" "The important thing is precision in observation, action and timing." " Got it?" " Yes." "Go practice on those two women." "Hello, ladies!" "You two ladies are so..." "Um...stylish." "Are you hitting on us?" "You have high standards!" "Where are you going looking so pretty?" "To a reunion or something like that?" "He says we look like friends." "How absurd." "I'm the one that should be insulted." "What's wrong with you?" "He says we look same age!" " Dong-sik!" " Yes?" "We're late for our reunion." "Right." " We're late." " Bye." "Women these days have the financial power, right?" "Our Insurance for Super Woman is perfect for you!" "Right." "Keep silence." "What are its benefits?" "Smile of the thinking Buddha." "Explain to me in full detail." "I might think about it." "One, two, three." "Look away." "$300 a month for the insurance doesn't leave me much left." "Nod, and..." "Ah!" "Listen to what I'm saying." "You can't do this to me!" "What are you talking about?" "Just come with me." "Geez!" "Turn it upside down." "Completely confuse them." "You bought that insurance from DADA LIFE, right?" "The one from Mr. Choi." "And you blamed the company for lying to you?" "That wasn't me." "Don't start me up." "I know you're Miss." "CHOI." "I can't believe this." "I'm Mrs. KIM." "Oh shoot!" "I'm so sorry." "I have the wrong person." "He said it was the most slim lady in here." "Slim, pretty lady with nice skin in her thirties." "Slim... nice skin... pretty and in her thirties?" "Draw your hands to your chest and make a circle" "Then release the anger." "Gesture as if you agree with that person." "Leave your ego in here." "Right." "What the hell you weeping about?" "My granny passed away last month." "This reminds me of her!" "There." "Stuff yourself." "Granny" "How about the beneficiary?" "Who should receive the money?" "Should we make it to God?" "God doesn't have a social ID number." "Put my mom down." " Dear Lord." " Lord." "Patients are waiting." "Get them to wait!" "My friend was really healthy until he suddenly passed away." "Like this!" "You never know about life." "You're absolutely right, sir." "The soup is so good!" "Thank you!" "Dong-sik." "You still like coffee from vending machines?" "Yeah." "I'll change." "You're a good person." "But..." "Then what's wrong?" "I guess I didn't try hard enough." "I'll do my best from now!" "I know that you always try your best." "But it's not that." "I don't think I love you." "I see." "Fine." " You sell insurance?" " Huh?" " No." " You?" "Sell insurance?" "This is not insurance." "What are you doing here?" "My dad's not doing very well." "Oh, yeah." "It's time for his tests." "I'll be seeing you." "Call me." "Your number's changed." "You're gonna quit this when your problem is solved, right?" "I dunno." "Aren't you gonna get married?" "What an absurd question." "Keep away from women if you wanna succeed." "They're like a rock to me." "Is there something wrong with you?" "Did you see something wrong with me?" " What..." " Have you seen it?" "You wanna be my bitch today?" "I'll show you a few things." "You're a silly man." "This is the end of our course." "What?" "Come on." "Teach me more." "They've been following you the last few days." "They're loan sharks, right?" "See you, then." "OH Dong-sik!" "He's going to the toilet!" "The CEO of My Home Shopping is being suspected of bribing." "Look how good our boss looks!" "What a handsome man." "Are you stupid or something?" "What?" "He's having hard time taking over the construction company." "If it doesn't work out, Sung-chul won't get anything either." "And we'll get no dough either.." "But I don't like dough anyway." "You're brainless." "Damn it!" "Out." "Out, moron." "You gimme 20 grand and say fuck off?" "I'll have to cut you up." "That was everything I made." " What?" " Go easy on him." "We can't even bury him here." "I'll try, bro!" "But my power is uncontrollable!" "I'm gonna kick your ass" "You just don't get it." "You're dead, today." "Ass-kissing is like shooting missile in the opponent's vanity." " You little!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "You scared me!" " What?" " I'm a man too, you know." "If it has to be this way" "I wanna be beat up by the stronger one of you two." "That'd be less embarrassing." "Stronger one?" "I'll give you a taste of this strong arm!" "He's asking for the stronger one." "Move over." "Being strong doesn't mean being barbaric." "You little!" "Don't be so barbaric." "Barbaric?" "You said barbaric?" "What are you doing?" "Let go." "Get lost!" "You moron!" "How dare you?" "You're not that much older." "You asshole!" " You!" " Huh?" "We were just..." "Keep the heart." "Settle your debt with your father's retirement pay." "What's this?" "My life insurance." "You get the money when I die." "So lay off my dad now." "Okay?" "Life insurance?" "How touching." "But I don't like complicated things." "I want it by this month." "Okay?" "Dong-sik!" "Someone's here to see you." "You're the agent of the year?" "I knew you'd be a good salesman when I first saw you." "Why do you want that proposal?" "You made that to enter My Home Shopping, right?" "We'd like to try to get the contract." "Now your team does sales too?" "The boss promised 5% of the expected sales as an incentive to whoever that breaks through" "My Home Shopping." "Mr. LEE says that'll be like $400,000." "$400,000?" "Master." "I need your help." "It's a big one." "Let's do 80/20." "How dare you deal with me?" "50/50." "Come on!" "You want me to do it again?" "Sure." "Pull it down." "You seem to pull them down often these days." "No." " Let me see it." " Please!" "70/30." "70/30?" "Fine." "If we can get in My Home Shopping" "I can clear my debt." "At once." "That's why you have to attack the top directly." "There he is!" "LEE Man-bok, the bulldozer." "Originally a loan shark," "He made big bucks and took over My Home Shopping" "He's expanding his business like crazy." "Apparently LEE trusts no other human being but himself." "He's in charge of everything" "The news is that he's busy these days trying to change his public image." "Donating here and there." "Get lost." "Protect Homeless Animals Fund" "Dog Stew" "These days he's trying to Take over a construction company." "Of course." "Look." "You're right." "That's him." "Wanna take a look?" "Let's see." " Nice shot!" " Nice home!" " Nice!" " Good shot!" " You're in perfect shape!" " Really?" "She hasn't changed a bit." "That woman?" "Do you know her?" "Master!" "Please!" "We can't get to LEE except through that pretty lady." "It's impossible." "Then we can work on her first!" "No way." "Master!" "Please help me!" "Geez." "Ouch." "That'll help you." "What was that?" "He'll live long." "Hello." "That's a great mole." "Thank you." "Take your pick." "Sorry?" "Okay." "You're a Pony." "But you're beating the Mercedes." "Pony?" "Some are born Mercedes but only roam around blocks." "Why are you here?" "I'm from DADA LIFE." "Right." "Why are you really here?" "I'm really from DADA LIFE." " Really?" " Yes." "I sense something else." "The master!" "He's here." "What a surprise." "Let yourself in." "Master!" "Desperate to make money, huh?" "Couldn't sleep cuz I was so worried." "I thought you were Brad Pitt." "What about you?" "I thought you were Miss Korea." "It's been awhile." "Still bumming around?" "I'm clean now." "I thought you were too." "Until he came in." "You even have a pupil." " he's not my pupil." " I'm his disciple." "Shush." "He's my disciple." "Anyway, we need your help." "He's quite useful." "Yeah?" "We'll see about that." "How is it, boss?" "It's a birthday wreath." "Condolences?" "What's this?" "We chose the most expensive one" "Like you said." "Is this a funeral, dumb ass?" "Get rid of it." "You don't like the "We Love You"?" "You retards!" "Take down the condolences." "But that's the accent." " You dumb ass!" " Busy, huh?" "Shouldn't we be?" "You turned Mr. LEE's birthday into a funeral." "And dressed all in black." " Watch your tongue." " Leave it." "Okay." "We're just here to say hello to him." "This is a public place." "It's no place for people like you." "Are you hwak brothers or something?" "Thugs." "What time is it?" "You're so arrogant." "You look beautiful today." "Shut your trap." "You really are breathtaking." "The master did well." "Teaching you to stress what people like." "What's your master up to?" "Why's he here?" "Are you two on bad terms?" "Didn't he tell you?" "How he screwed everything up?" "He screwed up?" "We worked on a project as a team 5 years ago." "Let's purchase the recon system from elsewhere at a lower price." "Okay?" "Um." "Lump-sum purchase is much safer and cheaper for us as a client." "General." "The important thing is performance and stability." "I know they're bulky in physique but they're as sensitive as women." "We have to consider compatibility issues." "Compatibility?" "Of course." " That is important." " Of course." "Compatibility." "Right." "Damn it!" "Get your paws off her." "After all those years" "I put into that project you flip the table." "I didn't mean to flip it." "When I got up, my pants" "All it takes is one strong impression." "Okay?" "Okay." "Happy Birthday, sir." "Everyone knows how great Naju pears are." "It'll be an instant success when it goes on My Home Shopping." "Ye-ji, what do you think?" "Pears are good." "But Naju pears are very juicy, right?" "It's not just juicy." "It's liquid honey itself." "Mouse, Cow, Tiger, Rabbit..." "Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep..." "It's best you avoid water for now." "Step back, please." "Who's this young man?" "He has the spell of trees to flare up your fiery energy." "Hello, sir." "I really enjoyed reading your book, My Life as a Bulldozer." "You're my role model!" "It's an honor to finally meet you." "My name is OH Dong-sik from DADA LIFE." " DADA LIFE?" " Yes." "Weren't there people from DADA who wanted to meet me?" " Yes." "Mr. LEE?" " Yes, sir." "This is Mr. LEE." "Happy Birthday, sir." "My name is LEE Young-soo from DADA LIFE." "We have two parties from DADA LIFE." "It depends on which party you choose..." "Sir, this is a mythical herb that feeds off the sperm of wild horses." "They were airlifted from Mongolia specifically for you." "Wild horses?" "You worried I'm not pleasing my young wife?" "My body's still in its twenties." "Look at me, Ye-ji." "I'm sorry, sir." "I'm really sorry." "It's my first time being in a place with such honorable people." "I must've been nervous." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "What did you eat for lunch?" "It wasn't barley." "Hello, Mrs. LEE." "Come here, sweetie." "I'm sorry." "I was visiting my dad in the hospital." "We have guests." "Smile." "DADA LIFE." "Come here." "Yes, sir." " You know..." " Yes?" "You're cute." "Oh, my shoes are untied." "Right!" "Thank you." "It's getting harder to bend as I get older." "Right." "Here." " Good bye, sir." " You're not bad." "He's my disciple." "The doctors said my father would die soon." "He lived for 2 more years!" "We're predestined." "We all die when time runs out." "Visiting your dad often won't make him live longer." "Don't go out so much." "Stay home." "Mr." "YOON." "Yes?" "Stop the car." "I'll go with you." "You dumb ass!" "Why did you stop the car?" "Damn it!" "You know how expensive my nose it?" "You have nice eyes for a gassy person." "I like you." "Thank you, sir." "Your eyes have the depth and clarity of emerald." "It's like they have a cathartic effect on my soul." "Emerald?" "You kissing ass?" "No, sir." "I mean it." "He's cute!" "I told you he has positive energy." "Right." "Ouch." "Sir?" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine now." "About taking over my father-in-law's company..." "Can't you stop the articles that accuse me of lobbying?" "What business in our country doesn't bribe?" "As a formality, you should visit the court." "Damn it!" "I hate it there!" "One more thing." " Um..." " Yes?" "What's with the rumors about me and Ms. BAE?" "I'll take care of it." "Don't worry." "This is good." "I have a project for you." "You know the hot actress BAE Soyoung?" "BAE Soyoung?" "There are rumors about an affair between LEE and BAE." "Can you take care of it?" "Sorry?" "Sure." "But how?" "Okay." "Just consider you had shitty luck." "You want me take this and fuck off?" "Do I look that stupid?" "I mean..." "Screw you, half-eaten bowl of noodles!" "Beautiful women want intelligence." "Compliment them on their intelligence." "Ms. BAE." "I know you're as intelligent as you're beautiful." "Asshole." "Pass that on to LEE." "What the hell?" "What do you want?" "Get them!" "Get their face!" "Hurry!" "How long have you two dated?" "Is he your new boyfriend?" "Get their face!" "You crazy asshole!" "Hello?" " LEE's father-in-law's dead." " Sorry?" "This is your perfect chance." "I'm really sorry, sir." "I give you my condolences." "I'm alright." "It's hard for my wife, though." " Thanks for coming." " You're welcome." "May he rest in peace." "He was a good man." "You know my father-in-law?" "He seemed like a nice man in the photograph." "He must've felt better entrusting his daughter to someone powerful like you." "You think so?" "I should treat her better." "Wait." " Can you..." " Yes?" "Come to my house next week?" "Sorry?" "I trust you cuz I trust Ye-ji." "Thank you." "Here." "Testicles." "Thank you." "What's that?" "It's a rarity." "Testicles of water buffalo." "How ecstatic!" "LEE's got enough energy." "He doesn't need things like this." "But this will make him more potent." "What a temper!" " I'm off!" " Huh?" "This is an extreme rarity." "It's the testicles of African water buffalos." "Why's everyone giving me things like this?" "I eat and exercise well." "That's all I need." "You're absolutely right." "Sir, I'm going to give you a presentation." "Is there a TV?" "Get the TV out." "Yes, sir." "Out of the way." "Yes, sir." "Wow!" "This is our proposal for MY HOME SHOPPING." "Health checkup..." "That's enough." "I'll just take Ye-ji's word for it." "Thank you, sir." "I respect you, sir." "What a funny guy." "Sir, if you're going to take in DADA LIFE how about Mr. LEE's team you last time?" "You're right!" "Sir, I actually designed that teams' proposal." "I have added on more benefits..." "I take back my words." "I'm offering you sensational advantages, sir." "Enough." "Go home." "people like that." "I'm not sure why you deal with" "Cuz it's funny." "Look how they squirm to stay alive." "Bye, sir." "Step over here, sir." "You're an alumni of 44th class?" "That's right, sir." "I have a friend named Dong-sik." "He'll love this video." "Do you see us, Dong-sik?" "The person you're calling is unavailable to pick up this call" "You fucking asshole!" "Hi." "This is Dong-sik." "What are you doing?" "Are you busy?" "I look old now, don't I?" "No. you're beautiful." "And you look really good with Mr. LEE." "That's not a big age difference these days." "You know, I wanted to ask you..." " Dong-sik." " Huh?" "Would I have been happier if I'd married you?" "Stop this." "My dad's not gonna say yes." "He will!" "I'm gonna beg him 30 times until he allows our wedding." "He'll never change his mind." "I'm sorry." "We love each other." "Why apologize?" "It's cold." "Get in." "You go, first." "I won't go if you don't go in." "Sun-hee?" "I love you." "Call me!" "Can you please help me out?" "Dad borrowed too much of LEE's money." "I had to marry LEE to help my dad." "It's so hard... living with someone who hurt my dad so much." "You're the only one I think of at times like this." "I don't want to be that person." "Dong-sik." "I went to LEE myself to get money through him." "Because I needed money." "This bad boy concept doesn't suit you." "Good bye, sir!" "How can you be so blind?" "World's not gonna be easy for you." "What are you talking about?" "Look." "Her dad's not home right now." "He's on a business trip." "How sad." "Are you serious?" "How sad..." "I'll be going." "I don't know what you're going through right now but I hope everything's okay." "What a headache." "Taking over that company." "Don't I suit this company?" "I told you there is a shovel in your fortune." "Right." "I liked the feel of the shovel in my hand" "Your nickname is Bulldozer, right?" "Bulldozer should be the owner of a construction company!" "Think this is funny?" "I'm going to court tomorrow and you're laughing?" "What's that look on your face?" "It bothers me this is happening to someone as moral as you." "Isn't this hospital look too passé?" "It's the most effective way." "I'm sorry." "You should not give any answers to any questions today." "Look down no matter how." "Blanket completes the patient look." "Thanks, Ye-ji." " You also need..." " What the?" "This perfects the look." "Sorry." "The mask completes the look." "How observant!" "There he is!" "Say something, sir!" "How do you feel, sir?" "Why have you been disobeying summons?" "Escort him in." "How dare you!" "Nice work." "This is just standard procedure." "What are you doing?" "We're finished if he's jailed." "Tell us how you feel." "Are you not well, sir?" "Mr. LEE!" "Is it true you're smuggling in aphrodisiac from abroad?" "What do you think of the scandal with Ms. BAE?" "Who sent you?" "Oh no." "You have one week." "Until your dad resigns, you idiot." "Live a good honest life, and success and money will follow." "Just go!" "What you're about to do is take the shit for someone else." "It's funny how they squirm to stay alive." "Sir!" "He's innocent!" "Get him!" "Over there!" "Why do you say he's innocent?" "What is your relations with Mr. LEE?" "What's your opinion on him?" "Are you from MY HOME SHOPPING?" "I um..." "Be quiet He's about to speak." "I love you, sir." "Show more passion!" "Make a heart." "Breaking News CEO Of My Home Shopping At The Court" "Honey, that's..." "What's he doing there?" "Why is Dong-sik there?" " Let's go in" " Yeah." " Cheer up, sir!" " Let's go." "Psycho." "Take care of yourself, sir!" "Cheer up!" "Can you do that again?" "Cheer up, Mr. LEE!" "He's surpassed us." "We've raised a tiger." "Hello?" " Dong-sik." " Yes?" "Keep reporting." "Sorry?" "Hello, sir." "I'll call you back." "Good to see you, sir." " Hi." " Sir." "What?" "Hey you, DADA!" "What goes around comes around," "I owe you something." "Absolutely not!" "It was from the bottom of my heart." "How's the massage?" "Let him go." "I should've known since the day you farted." "You met my wife, right?" " Where is she?" " What?" "Did you sleep with her?" "Are you better than me?" "What are you talking about?" "I knew you'd ask that." "You know what comes after?" "Don't kill me!" "You dodged?" "Did you find her?" "No." "We looked everywhere." "We walked around all day but she's gone like a ghost." "So that's it?" "You're so incompetent." "No wonder CAPITAL's going bankrupt." "I'm sorry, bro." "I'll rectify." "OH Dong-sik?" "He has nothing to do with Mr. LEE." "What the hell is this?" "He's the last person she met." " It's him." " It's no him, sir." "We observe him 24 hours a day cuz he owes us money." "And you didn't even know we took him?" "Why did you kidnap him, sir?" "This is totally confusing." "You stay out of this." "I mean..." "We're really sorry." "You're fired from CAPITAL." "But you put me in charge of it." "Temporarily." "I didn't give it to you." "Get lost!" "Sir?" "I will bring back your wife." "But if I bring her back, you sign the contract with me." "Fine." "Just bring her back." "I'm home." "Hi, son." "What's wrong with you?" "Did they do this to you?" "Who?" "I fell down the stairs." "Sit down." "You don't have to lie anymore." "Your father quit the school." "What?" "You know how hard I tried to get you that principal position?" "You shouldn't have bribed their wives." "I had no choice!" "So you're defending yourself until the end?" "You can live your pure noble life yourself." "And she calls herself the wife of and educator?" "Did you really quit, dad?" "You have no idea." "I can't go to work cuz of your mom." "The board of education is getting involved." "How embarrassing." "Embarrassing?" "Dad..." "Mom didn't do that for herself, you know." "People can careless." "As far as they're concerned, you're forever a powerless vice-principal." "No matter how clean you are, or how unwavering you are, or how much you try, no one cares." "But..." "You care, right?" "Even though they say I'm forever a powerless vice principal you'd remember who I am." "And that's enough for me." "Hello, master." "Are you okay?" "Sir..." "Why do you suck-up to people?" "Suck-up?" "Are you still really sick?" "No." "I want to learn how to really kiss ass." "And protect myself." "You should." "You're the most important person in the world after me." "Master." "I need your help." "Again?" "Come on, man." "Just one drink!" "I promised my dad I wouldn't drink or smoke." "You're so uptight!" "I'm begging you." "Take it." "Should I beg you?" "Sun-hee..." "Sun-hee?" "Why are you..." "Good?" "He's trying to keep his promise with his dad." "It's okay." "Let me say it." "What's wrong, Sun-hee?" "I like Dong-sik." "cuz he's uptight." " You!" " What?" "You drink" "Let's just get wasted tonight." "Don't drink." "How much is it to Seongbuk-dong?" "About $10." "Stop at $4.80" "You're the best, the best" "My love, yesterday" "Today and tomorrow" "You're the best." "You're the best" "I'll love you forever with all my life." "You're so dead." "Just wait." " You little..." " You okay?" "Okay?" "You scared the shit out of me." "I'm a bit busy so I'll get to the point, bro." "Where's our bro, Sung-chul?" "What?" "Our bro?" "Since when is he your bro?" "Since a few minutes ago." " Little bro." " What?" "Why am I your little bro?" "If I'm like your little bro then why did you step on the brake like that?" "You're not the only one spying me 24/7." "I've been spying on you, too." "So I know how well you drive, and how swift you are." "Why else would I brake like that in the middle of the city?" "My little bro." "You think I'm a fool, don't you?" "Stop it, bro." "You really okay?" "I just got scared." "Really scared." "Why do you always struggle with the seat belt?" "You drive well, but you suck at this." "Do it smoothly." "He can't do this to me." "Just tell me what I can do." " Hey, Minjae!" " Yes, sir." "Would you ever betray me if I pissed you off?" "No, bro." "We're not thugs!" "This bro has something to say to you guys." "He's your bro?" "Are you cuckoo?" "I have something to say, bro." "He's in no mood to play with you guys." "Get out!" "Let's fight." "Are you fucking crazy?" "Let him go." "If I can stand you for 3 minutes, gimme 3 minutes of your time." "I'll give you three months." "You do whatever it takes." " Ouch!" " Nice!" "Hello?" "Your wife called me." "She asked me to go to her bank safe and bring her passport and documents." "Her flight's 6:30 tonight." "You're still upset, huh?" "Try to see that day as a man." "Yes, sir." "You're a cruel nasty beast!" " What?" " How dare you!" "You little!" "But I know that behind that beast lies a passionate and innocent boy in hiding." "You must show her that boy." "That boy's dead." "No, he's not." "I saw him that day, sir." "You have to bring him out." "Let me send him out." "Leave it." "He's onto something." "My wife hates me." "She doesn't." "If she sees that boy in you," "I swear she'll fall for you." "I know you well, don't I?" "You're right." "There was a boy in me once." "I'll sign the contract." "Only if you can bring my wife to me." "I'll lead you to her." "Yes, sir?" "When she comes back," "I really want to make her mine." "Of course!" "I'm sure that your wife will see your heart and open up to you" " Really?" " Of course!" "Alright then." "On..." "Way..." "Now...." "What does this mean?" "You dummy!" "It means they've left." "Can't you read it?" "Of course I do." "You're not a pro." "What's going on?" "The rat's walked in the trap himself." "Okay." "Is the whole thing under construction?" "Where in Korea is not under construction?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Damn those guys!" "They should at least let the cars pass." "Hey!" "Back up!" "Back up!" "What the hell!" "Back up the car!" "Back up!" "Are they crazy?" "Are they drunk?" "Well, it's you!" "Get the fuck out of the car." "It's the hawk brothers!" "What's he doing here?" "Now he's a construction worker?" "Get rid of them!" "All of you!" "One at a time!" "What?" "SON!" "You take care of them!" "We should just wait." "Why are you crawling in?" "Pop back out!" "Bro." "Thank you." "You wanna die?" "Get out." "You!" "Get out!" "No thanks." "OH!" "Get out!" "What?" "You!" "Get out!" "Assholes!" "Let me kick your ass." "Stay!" "You have to protect me." "What?" "You cruel nasty beast!" "What the hell?" "That was a close shot." "Get back in the car." "I don't need you." "Beat him good, bro." "You bastard!" "Having fun?" "Huh?" "Get outta my way." "Let go." "You and me." "Ha!" "Why did you slap me?" "You little acorn!" "You little!" "Bastard!" " Sun-hee!" " Dong-sik!" "Your face!" "I fell." "Here." "Thank you." "Um..." "Sun-hee." "What am I to you?" "Stubborn." "Clueless." "Reserved." "Thus unchanging." "Why didn't I realize that before?" "I guess it wouldn't have worked out anyway." " Cuz I'm a bad girl..." " To me..." "You are my innocence." "My last remaining innocence that remembers me as the stubborn, clueless and reserved fool." "Keep me well in your memory." "But you have to admit that I cute sometimes!" "I'm gonna live an awesome life from now." " Thank you." " For what?" "You'll be late." "Get going." "Good-bye." "Hello, I'm reporting on site where" "LEE of MY HOME SHOPPING has been arrested." "LEE is captured like a rat in a cage in the tunnel behind me." "You're all dead!" "There he is!" "Zoom up!" "You're dead when I get out." "Put me down!" "The police received decisive evidence from anonymous reporters." "LEE was on his way to the airport when he was arrested." "He spent 3 million dollars lobbying political groups in order to take over the" "Wow Construction Company." "Put me down." "It's not like I have wings, is it?" " How do you feel?" " No comment." "Say something." "Put the camera away, damn it!" "I said put down the goddamn camera!" "Dam you!" "Why were you running away?" "You with yellow polka dots!" " Yes?" " Who are you with?" "That was a huge loss." "We did it for Dong-sik, not me." "Pro." "Do you like me?" "Why should I?" "That's nonsense." "This isn't so bad, is it?" "Sorry." "That clueless bastard." "Hey Dong-sik." "Are you with Sun-hee?" "I let her go." "What?" "Are you crazy?" "Why the hell didn't you keep her from the beginning, then?" "Master..." "You said that real ass-kissing is emptying yourself out to keep what's precious." "I threw out everything including my ego." "But innocence?" "I couldn't throw that out." "That's one thing a man's gotta keep." "You flipped a table." "You've surpassed your master." "How the hell did you talk into Sung-cheol?" "You can find that out when you become my disciple." "Hello?" "Dong-sik!" "Hey you!" "I'm so desperate that I came to see you." "The shooting's tomorrow and he's saying he won't do it." "Follow me." "Like this." "You gotta kneel." "This way." "This is our casting director." "Hello." "My name is OH Dong-sik." "It's an honor." "About this film..." "I'm just not gonna do this film." "It's not because you've shortened the script or anything." "I don't get pissed off about things like that." "What do you mean you can't tell who the main character is?" "Let's just let him go." "Mr. CHA." "Let's call it quits, then." "But I have to ask you one thing." "Do you know of any other actor in Korea who can show his true essence with just one cut and leave his awing presence like you can, Mr. CHA?" "If you do, let me know." "We're in a hurry cuz shooting starts tomorrow." "Sir, I should go cuz I'm in a hurry." "I have to find another actor by tomorrow." "Damn it." "Come on!" "You gotta take things more slowly." "I didn't say that I wouldn't do it." "I was just saying that you should fix the ending a bit." "The would revive the characters and enhance the movie in general." "You're right." "You know I trust you." "Was that the casting director?" "Right." "Looks like a nice guy." "Master Oh's Rules In Sensibility Business By Dong-Sik Oh" "Hello." "Hello!" "Three, Two, One, Swing!" "When are you due?" " Next week." " Really?" "Go easy then." "Okay." "Keep your back straight." "That tickles!" "Good!" "Nice!" "Hello." "Weren't you a member of the LEE family?" "What did Dong-sik say to you to change you?" "It's not 3 minutes yet, right?" "You were that boxer at the Asian Championship in '92, right?" "Did you know that I was there in the World Title in '93." "Cheers, Sung-chul!" "Watch out!" "What was the name of that beast at the match?" "Mark Andre." "Right!" "Mark Andre!" "Everyone was too afraid to challenge him." "You beat the crap outta him." "No I didn't." "Sang-chul!" "Sang-chul!" "Before the game a reporter asked you if you were scared." "This is what you said" ""Losing is not failure but not fighting is."" "You were so cool then." "I've never been so ashamed since then." "Dong-sik probably recognized" "Stand up, CHA!" "You can do it!" "How touching." "me from the start." "I'm going back to find my dreams." "And Dong-sik's going to pay me back slowly." "Not call it even?" "No way." "Work is work." "Right." "Well, good luck to y'all." " Bye, now." " You're leaving already?" "I have a very important date tonight." "I'll be back." "Bye!"