"( dog whimpers )" "( dog barks )" "I'VE GOT TWO FINE FISH HERE." "( dog barks )" "HAMISH, MAN." "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "I HAD MYSELF A TOUCH." "I FANCY THAT'S ALL..." "HUSH NOW, WEE JOCK." "( dog whimpers ) HAVE YOU SOMEBODY AWAY IN THE VAN HERE?" "LADY FRIEND, MAYBE?" "NO, NO, MR. CLUNIE." "IT'S ONLY WEE JOCK." "AYE, THAT'LL BE IT." "COME ON, macbeth." "( dog barks )" "LIGHTS, YOU SAY?" "PROBABLY MY IMAGINATION." "THE POACHERS HAVE GOT ME KNOCKED FAIR STUPID." "THEY'RE A SCOURGE AND NO MISTAKE, EH, MR. CLUNIE?" "( dog barks )" "ANGUS, COME HERE, YOU BIG IDIOT!" "BY THE BY..." "DID I MENTION THAT MISS ALEXANDRA IS COMING UP FOR A HOLIDAY?" "( dog barks )" "OH, COME ON, macbeth." "GO IN." "GO, GO, GO." "( game noises )" "YOU SETTLE DOWN." "I'M FINE, I'M FINE." "HEY, BARNEY." "Barney:" "AYE?" "AGNES?" "ANY LUCK?" "IT'S HARDLY A MATTER OF LUCK, BARNEY." "IT'S A MATTER OF PURE SKILL." "YEAH, I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF REALLY NICE ONES OUTSIDE." "THIRTY POUNDS SECURES THE PAIR OF 'EM." "DONE." "HERE." "IT'S ON THE HOUSE." "HEY, SHORTY." "SHUT THAT RACKET UP." "I'M NOT MAKING THE RACKET." "THE MACHINE IS." "YOU'RE PRESSING THE BUTTONS." "I SAID CUT IT OUT!" "HEY, NO ROWIN' IN HERE." "LOOK, YOU BIG IDIOT." "LOUDEST THINGS IN HERE RIGHT NOW" "ARE THAT JUMPER AND THAT STUPID SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING." "SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST PISS OFF?" "FIND YOURSELF A SYMPATHETIC TAILOR," "AND GET YOURSELF STRAIGHTENED OUT." "Agnes:" "BARNEY!" "( customers scream )" "( glass shatters )" "CAN YOU NOT SEE HE'S ONLY A BAIRN?" "LET GO, OR YOU'LL FEEL IT NEXT!" "( grunts )" "RIGHT, BARNEY, YOU RUN ACROSS" "AND GET macbeth OVER HERE." "I'LL KEEP MR. ROBB OCCUPIED IN THE MEANTIME." "WAIT, THERE'S NO NEED TO INVOLVE THE POLICE IN THIS." "ANOTHER TIME, McIVER!" "AND YOU JUST WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BOY!" "JUST WATCH!" "GET UP." "IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF SMACKING THERE, TV JOHN." "YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME TAKE HIM." "PUT SOMETHING COLD ON THE BOY'S EYE, AGNES." "OH, JIMMY." "I'LL GO AND GET YOU THAT WEE MESSAGE." "TWOWEEMESSAGES." "( engine starts )" "( tires screech )" "SO WHO STARTED IT?" "BIG GEORDIE ROBB." "AND FINISHED IT." "YOUNG SOUTAR'LL HAVE SOME FACE ON HIM, I CAN TELL YOU." "YOU CAN LOOK NOW." "YOUNG ROBB'S EVEN WORSE THAN HIS FATHER WAS." "AND THAT'S SAYIN' SOMETHIN'." "I'LL TALK TO HIM IN THE MORNING." "OH, YOU CAN'T." "HE WAS HEADIN' OFF TO INVERNESS ON A WEEK'S GOLFING HOLIDAY," "ACCORDING TO BARNEY." "WELL, I'LL TALK TO HIM WHEN HE GETS BACK, THEN." "HOW'S THE BOOK?" "IT'S ALL RIGHT, ACTUALLY." "SHE'S COMIN' UP." "OH." "REALLY?" "RORY." "HAMISH." "MY GOD!" "THAT MUCH?" "AYE." "BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS E.E.C. BUSINESS?" "E.C." "BEHAVE YOURSELF, BOY." "NOW LISTEN." "WE ARE ENTREPRENEURS, LACHIE JUNIOR." "WHAT CARE WE FOR THE E.E.C.?" "( both laugh )" "Agnes:" "HELLO, HAMISH." "JOCK, SIT!" "THE USUAL, HAMISH?" "( Jock barks )" "FANCY SOME SOLIDS WITH YOUR BEER?" "A VERY NICE SALMON PATTY ON THE GO." "MAYBE JUST A WEE NIBBLE, BARNEY." "WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE, I WONDER?" "THE WHEELS OF COMMERCE NEVER STOP TURNING, HAMISH." "GOOD MORNING, ALICE." "( speaks Gaelic ) I'M FINE." "AS YOU CAN SEE, THE FIRM OF McCRAE AND SON ARE READY TO GO." "YOU KNOW WHAT'S REQUIRED, SO I'LL LET YOU GET ON IT." "ALICE, I WAS WONDERING, IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT" "BIG GEORDIE MIGHT GIVE US A HAND, YOU THINK?" "MY SON'S NOT BACK FROM GOLF, LACHLAN," "BUT WHISKY BOB'S THERE IF YOU WANT HIM." "AYE, WHISKY BOB'LL DO FINE ." "YOU'RE DEALIN' WITH A CAN-DO COMPANY IN McCRAE AND SON, ALICE." "DRIVE ON, LACHIE JUNIOR." "( bangs door )" "NO BIG GEORDIE ROBB." "BETTER AND BETTER." "ONWARDS AND UPWARDS, SON." "( grunts )" "( exhales )" "LET ME GET YOUNG DOCTOR BROWN IN TO SEE YOU." "NO!" "HE'LL KNOW." "AS SOON AS HE SEES, HE'LL KNOW." "I HEARD A LORRY." "IT'S THE McCRAES." "( whispers ) Dad." "There's a light on." "We can't do it with the light on." "This requires a bit more nerve." "All right." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "All right." "Stockings." "Stockings?" "No." "Stockings." "Women's stockings-- tights, for God's sake." "I'm not gonna dash up, asking for women's tights." "What would people think?" "What sick images would flash through their brains?" "Give me them here." "You take that one." "Are there holes in them?" "Yeah, in the front." "Give me the jimmy." "Give me the jimmy." "Okay, okay." "Back off." "( knock on door ) Esme:" "RORY?" "IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN THERE?" "EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE, DEAR ONE." "I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A JIFF." "( crashing sound )" "Shh!" "Lachie." "What?" "We've cracked it, boy." "( door creaks )" "THERE YOU ARE NOW." "I WASN'T TOO LONG, WAS I?" "NO." "YOU SMELL AWFUL NICE, RORY." "THAT'LL BE MY CHANEL." "IT'S CALLED POUR HOMME." "AND NOW, ESME..." "SOME MOOD MUSIC." "( music starts )" "( screaming )" "SHUT UP!" "IT'S ONLY BLOODY MUSIC!" "RORY CAMPBELL'S GOT THIS PLACE WIRED UP" "LIKE A BLOODY HYPERMARKET." "TAKE THAT." "OFF YOU GO." "GO!" "( dog pants )" "HAMISH macbeth, CALLING HAMISH macbeth." "THIS IS TV JOHN McIVER CALLING HAMISH macbeth, OVER." "MacBETH:" "I KNOW WHO IT IS, JOHN." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "CANYOUGO ANDSEE THE MAN  ATTHELOCHDUBHGENERALSTORES?" "OVER." "SEE RORY ABOUT WHAT?" "Rory:" "SO HELP ME, HAMISH, THIS'LL HAVE YOU BAFFLED." "A BURGLAR IS ONE THING, BUT THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL." "YOU KNOW, THIS MUST HAVE MADE SOME KIND OF NOISE" "WHEN IT WAS FORCED, RORY." "YOU SURE YOU HEARD NOTHING?" "I SLEEP LIKE A BAIRN." "AND I HAD A NEAR FILL OF FIDDLE MUSIC BEFORE I TURNED IN." "THAT'S A STATE-OF-THE-ART SOUND SYSTEM UP THERE." "YOU'LL HEAR NOTHING ABOVE THAT." "TOUCH ANYTHING?" "NOTHING." "AND THAT'S THE FUNNY THING." "NEITHER OF THE TWO EVER ROBBED ME," "EXCEPT FOR HALF A HUNDRED WEIGHT OF TABLE SALT." "AND THAT'S IT?" "NOTHING ELSE?" "NOTHING." "AND AS YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF," "THERE'S WHISKY AND ALL SORTS BACK HERE." "IT'S-- BAFFLING." "BAFFLING, AYE." "WHAT WOULD ANYBODY WANT WITH THAT AMOUNT OF SALT?" "BAFFLING." "WELL, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD CHECK ON THAT." "OH, NO, NO." "I'VE GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN." "I NEED ACCESS TO MY STOCK." "I ONLY CALLED YOU IN TO MAKE IT FORMAL." "FOR THE INSURANCE, YOU UNDERSTAND." "BUT THERE'S DAMAGE TO THE BACK DOOR, RORY." "I'LL JUST BATTER A COUPLE OF NAILS IN THERE," "AND I'LL MAYBE HIT THE INSURANCE FOR A COUPLE OF EXTRAS." "COUPLE OF CRATES OF WHISKY, SAY," "AND MAYBE SOME FAGS-- ENOUGH TO COVER THE DAMAGE." "WELL, I'LL KEEP MY EARS OPEN, ANYWAY." "CRIME'S A CRIME AND ALL THAT, RORY." "YOU PLEASE YOURSELF, HAMISH." "I'LL SEE YOU OUT, SHALL I?" "WON'T BE A MOMENT, DARLING." "JUST WANNA SEE IF THEY'VE GOT A NUMBER TWO GERMAN FISH, WHATEVER IT'S CALLED." "IT'S ALEXANDRA MacLEAN, HAMISH." "AYE." "I CAN SEE THAT." "HELLO, HAMISH." "ALEXANDRA." "HEARD YOU WERE COMING HOME." "ONLY FOR A FEW DAYS." "'COURSE." "NICE CAR." "ISN'T IT, THOUGH?" "BELONGS TO MY PUBLISHER." "HE'S COME UP WITH ME." "HAS HE?" "THAT'S NICE." "MORNING, SIR." "LOVELY CAR." "THANK YOU." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOOT THE HORN OR SOMETHING?" "( laughs )" "WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?" "I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOU TWO." "PETER PETERSON, THIS IS HAMISH macbeth." "( gasps )" "HAMISH..." "MacBETH?" "THAT'S RIGHT, SIR." "WHAT A SUPER NAME." "LOOK..." "WE'D BETTER GET GOING." "I HAVE TO PICK UP A FEW ODDS AND ENDS." "OF COURSE." "YOU HAVE A NICE DAY NOW, SIR." "HAMISH macbeth!" "I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" "THOUGHT YOU WERE WINDING ME UP!" "IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!" "HAMISH macbeth!" "( honks horn )" "THANKS AGAIN!" "HAMISH MAC." "DOC." "MMM HMM HMM." "IT BELONGS TO MR. PETERSON." "FRIEND OF MISS MacLEAN'S." "HE ALSO THINKS I'VE GOT A FUNNY NAME." "OH, DEAR." "IT'S ONLY ST." "BRUNO, HAMISH." "AYE." "I COULD DO WITH A LIFT OUT TO THE FISH AND GAME COMPANY, HAMISH." "I HAVE A HOUSE CALL TO MAKE." "WHO'S SICK?" "LUCY ROBB." "SHE FELL OFF A FORKLIFT LAST NIGHT." "I'VE BEEN MEANING TO HAVE A WORD WITH BIG GEORDIE, ANYWAY." "( truck engine )" "Man:" "MORNING, WHISKY BOB!" "YOU SAY THIS HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, LUCY?" "THAT'S RIGHT." "LOOK, I DON'T WANT A FUSS." "JUST SOME PAINKILLERS UNTIL THE WORST OF IT PASSES." "PASSES." "I THINK YOU'VE A COUPLE OF CRACKED RIBS THERE, LUCY." "I WANT YOU TO HAVE AN X-RAY, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE." "AND A COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE INFIRMARY WITH PROPER MEDICAL ATTENTION." "DOCTOR, I DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY NECESSARY." "BUT I THINK IT IS, LUCY." "( door closes )" "IS YOUR HUSBAND ABOUT?" "I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU CAN TELL ME" "WHEN YOUR SON DOES COME BACK, ALICE." "I WILL." "BUT YOU KNOW BIG GEORDIE ROBB, HAMISH." "HE'S PROBABLY SHACKED UP WITH SOME TART SOMEWHERE." "WE NEED HIM HERE." "I'M ALL BUT USELESS WITH MY LEG." "LUCY CAN BARELY MOVE." "AND WHISKY BOB..." "WELL, HE'S A GOOD MAN WHEN HE'S SOBER, HAMISH," "BUT THAT'S A RARER SIGHT THAN HALLEY'S COMET." "( chuckles ) AYE." "LISTEN, ALICE, WOULD YOU MIND IF I STEPPED ACROSS" "AND HAD A WORD WITH THE McCRAES?" "NOT AT ALL." "YOU GET ON WITH IT." "THANKS." "HALF A HUNDRED WEIGHT OF SALT?" "AND NOTHING ELSE WAS TOUCHED?" "YOU MUST BE BAFFLED, HAMISH, BOY." "BAFFLED." "HE'LL NOT BE BAFFLED FOR LONG IF I KNOW HAMISH macbeth." "HE'LL HAVE THE PAIR OF THE RASCALS BANGED UP BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "PEAS."" "THE PAIR OF THEM?" "NOW WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THERE WAS TWO, LACHIE?" "IS IT NO WONDER THAT I'M PROUD OF THAT BOY, AYE?" "NOW THAT'S NIMBLE THINKING, TO DEDUCE THAT IT MUST HAVE" "TAKEN MORE THAN ONE MAN TO SHIFT ALL THAT SALT." "THAT IS QUICK THINKING." "THERE COULD HAVE BEEN THREE, LACHLAN." "MAYBE EVEN FOUR." "I THINK YOU'RE JUST NITPICKING THERE, HAMISH." "I MEAN, HE JUST MADE AN OBSERVATION." "YOU DON'T EXPECT HIM TO SOLVE THE WHOLE CASE, DO YOU?" "YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT." "IF YOU TWO HEAR ANYTHING, YOU'LL LET ME KNOW, RIGHT?" "NO PROBLEM, HAMISH." "STRAIGHT AWAY, HAMISH." "MacBETH:" "THAT'S..." "THAT'S RIGHT DANDY FOOTWEAR YOU'RE WEARIN' THERE, LACHLAN." "DO YOU LIKE THEM?" "YES, BIG GEORDIE ROBB, HE GOT HIMSELF A NEW PAIR," "SO HIS WIFE LUCY TOSSED THESE OVER TO YOURS TRULY." "YES, IT'S GOOD QUALITY LEATHER, THAT." "( engine starts )" "HOW WAS YOUR PATIENT?" "SHE WAS TELLING LIES." "( starts engine )" "( chicken squawks )" "( squawks )" "HOW IS IT?" "SALTY." "RIGHT, START DUMPING 'EM IN." "MIND YOUR FINGERS, THOUGH." "( grunts )" "SO..." "HOW LONG IS SHE HOME FOR, THEN?" "ALEXANDRA?" "JUST THE HOLIDAY, DOC." "AH." "YOWZA." "HAVE YOU READ HER BOOK?" "I MEAN, IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE HER A MILLIONAIRE OR ANYTHING." "TOO FULL OF BIG IDEAS AND BIG WORDS FOR THAT." "( ignites lighter )" "BUT IT'S GOOD." "ALWAYS ACCEPTING, OF COURSE, THAT YOU CREDIT THE SHORT STORY" "WITH BEING A VALID LITERARY FORM." "AND THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE POST-STRUCTURALIST DEBATE" "ABOUT THE VALUE OF LITERATURE PER SE." "WHAT IS THE FUNCTION OF THE WRITER?" "WHAT IS THE FUNCTION OF THE TEXT?" "ARE THE TWO INTERRELATED, OR IN FACT," "DO THEY STAND SEPARATELY?" "DIVORCED, AS IT WERE?" "( Doc's words fade out )" "TV John:" "MacBETH?" "MacBETH?" "HAMISH." "WHAT--WHAT IS THAT?" "GOD, JOHN." "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "IT'S JUST AFTER 6:00." "HAVE YOU HAD ANYTHING TO EAT?" "NO." "ELBOWS." "WELL?" "LOVELY." "IT'S JUST A WEE CRAB CONSOMMé I BOILED UP AT HOME." "GOD, I'M THIRSTY." "SO I SEE." "YOUNG DOC BROWN'S BEEN HERE, I TAKE IT." "AYE." "ANYBODY CALL IN WHEN I WAS SLEEPIN'?" "NO." "NO CALLS." "( dog barking )" "SO I'M SAYING, "LOOK, JULIAN, WE CAN COOPERATE ON THIS..."" "THANK YOU, DEAR." ""..." "OR WE CAN BE RIVALS."" "CONSTABLE macbeth, SIR." "THANK YOU, MALKIE." "HAMISH..." "SOME HOSPITALITY, PLEASE." "NO, I'M FINE, THANKS." "I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN A BURGLARY AT THE GENERAL STORE, MAJOR." "A HALF HUNDRED WEIGHT OF SALT WAS TAKEN." "SALT?" "WELL, WELL, WELL." "WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT, EH?" "YES, SIR." "SO I'M JUST WARNIN' EVERYONE, JUST IN CASE" "THE THIEVES TRY TO PASS ON THE GOODS." "I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D WARN YOUR KITCHEN STAFF." "SO, CONSTABLE, YOU'RE HOT ON THE TRAIL OF A SALT SELLER." "Alex:" "PETER..." "NO, YOUR FRIEND IS JUST FAVORING US" "WITH SOME METROPOLITAN WIT, DARLING." "WASN'T THAT WITTY, HAMISH?" "EFFERVESCENT, MAJOR." "Macbeth:" "DID YOU GET MY TICKET, MR. PETERSON?" "OH..." "YES." "I'VE HAD THE REPAIR DONE." "I TOLD PETER THE CAR WAS PROBABLY DAMAGED BY SOME ENVIOUS ADOLESCENT." "WELL, ENVIOUS AND PERSISTENT, IT WOULD SEEM." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WELL, HE JUST WENT AND SMASHED THE OTHER LIGHT" "HAPPENED TO NOTICE IT ON THE WAY IN." "EVENING, MAJOR." "( door closes )" "HERE, TAKE IT." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." "HOW MUCH HAVE WE MADE?" "PLENTY." "AND WE'LL MAKE PLENTY MORE WHEN WE GET OVER TO CNOTHAN." "THERE'S A WHOLE UNTAPPED MARKET OVER THERE, BOY." "RIGHT." "TAKE US OVER THE DEVIL'S HUMPH." "YOU'LL SAVE HALF AN HOUR THEN." "THE DEVIL'S HUMPH?" "NOBODY DRIVES OVER THERE." "YOU CAN BARELY GET THREE SHEEP WALKING ABREAST ON THAT ROAD." "LOOK, I WANT TIME FOR MY PINT AT THE CONCLUSION OF BUSINESS." "YOU KNOW ME, BOY." "TALK ABOUT THE WAGES OF FEAR." "THIS IS MURDER." "DON'T TALK RUBBISH, MAN." "HEY, STOP THE CAR!" "WHAT IS IT?" "JUST STOP THE DAMN CAR!" "WHAT IS IT?" "THAT'S BIG GEORDIE ROBB'S CAR." "I KNOW!" "WHERE'S BIG GEORDIE?" "REVERSE BACK TO LOCHDUBH, LACHIE." "AND GET HAMISH." "JUST DO IT, BOY!" "MORNING, SIR." "WHO ARE YOU?" "I'M macbeth, SIR." "LOCAL MAN." "YOU ASSIGNED, LOCAL?" "THE FOLKS MOVED TO GLASGOW WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG." "JOINED THE FORCES AND EVENTUALLY MOVED BACK HERE." "COULDN'T RESIST THE CALL OF THE WILD, EH?" "DETECTIVE INSPECTOR BRUCE, AND THIS IS D.S. SANDRA McDONALD." "WHAT DO WE KNOW, CONSTABLE?" "WELL, THE CAR BELONGED TO MR. GEORGE ROBB." "HE LEFT HOME ON A GOLFING TRIP ABOUT A WEEK AGO," "STOPPED OFF AT THE LOCHDUBH HOTEL," "AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME HE WAS SEEN." "AND NOBODY REPORTED HIM MISSING?" "NO." "BIG GEORDIE--MR." "ROBB-- HE WAS THE WAYWARD TYPE." "FREQUENTLY DISAPPEARED." "A MARRIED MAN?" "AYE." "AND WHEN HE DISAPPEARED, IT WAS WITH WOMEN?" "MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE'S WOMEN?" "ABSOLUTELY, SIR." "SO HE HAD ENEMIES, THEN?" "HE WASN'T A POPULAR MAN, NO." "OF COURSE, IT COULD BE HE INJURED HIMSELF HERE" "AND WANDERED OFF." "I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES TO MOUNT A PROPER SEARCH." "YOU DID THE RIGHT THING CALLING US, CONSTABLE." "McDonald:" "SIGNS OF BLOOD IN THE BACK, SIR." "MAYBE I SHOULD SAY, SIR," "THAT MR. ROBB AND HIS FAMILY OWN THE LOCHDUBH FISH AND GAME COMPANY." "SEE, THIS CAR WAS OFTEN USED TO CARRY CARCASSES." "OF MEAT." "MEANING IT COULD BE DAYS BEFORE WE ESTABLISH" "IF IT WAS HUMAN BLOOD IN THERE?" "SO?" "I DON'T KNOW IF I'M DEALING WITH FOUL PLAY OR A MISSING PERSON." "WE BETTER ASSUME HE'S MISSING AND START LOOKING FOR HIM." "THE USUAL APPEALS IN THE MEDIA WITH A DESCRIPTION AND PHOTOGRAPH." "OH, AYE, YOU BETTER PUT IN A REQUEST FOR MORE MEN." "I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOUR TEAM TO MEET A FEW OF THE LOCALS" "IN THE LOCHDUBH HOTEL, SIR" "SOME OF THE ONES THAT LAST SEEN MR. ROBB." "THAT WAS VERY EFFICIENT OF YOU, CONSTABLE." "THANK YOU." "SO YOU ALSO NOTICE THAT THE CAR CLOCK IS STOPPED AT 2:20." "ASSUMING IT WAS WORKING PRIOR TO THE CRASH," "THEN WE KNOW THE EXACT TIME OF WHATEVER HAPPENED." "VERY EFFICIENT." "( chatter )" "DID YOU FIND THE CAR?" "TV John:" "LISTEN HERE NOW!" "THE BIG BOYS FROM INVERNESS ARE COMING." "HAMISH IS NOT TAKING THE PISS," "AND NO DUMB COUNTRY YOKEL LADS, RIGHT?" "( crowd groans )" "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" "LIKE BOILED FISH OR SOMETHING." "I SUSPECT IT'S A STAPLE DIET AROUND HERE, SIR." "Bruce:" "SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "TV JOHN McIVER, SIR." "TV, WHAT'S THAT FOR?" "THOMAS VICTOR OR SOMETHING?" "NO, TV SHORT FOR TELEVISION, SIR." "I WAS THE FIRST MAN IN LOCHDUBH TO HAVE A SET, YOU SEE." "A WEE 14-INCH PIE IT WAS," "SO NATURALLY ENOUGH, THE NAME STUCK." "AYE, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU MANAGED TO GET YOUR AERIAL UP, JOHN." "JUST SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY, BOY." "AYE, AYE." "MY, TEMPUS FAIRLY FUGITS, EH?" "( crowd murmurs in agreement ) ( rattling sound )" "TV John:" "THAT'S WHISKY BOB." "THERE'S NO MYSTERY ABOUT THAT NAME, IS THERE?" "Barney:" "WHISKY, WHISKY?" "I WANT A WHISKY..." "WHISKY FOR WHISKY." "HERE..." "STICK ONE OF THESE IN IT." "Bruce:" "WELL, THEN, TV JOHN, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT MR. ROBB?" "WELL, IT'S JUST AS BARNEY SAID." "BIG GEORDIE GAVE YOUNG JIMMY THERE A SMACK," "AND THEN HE LEFT THE HOTEL." "THEN WHEN I WENT OUT TO THE CAR PARK TO GET A WEE MESSAGE," "I SAW BIG GEORDIE DOING SOMETHING AT HIS CAR." "DOING WHAT?" "HE SEEMED TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING," "AND HE WAS ANGRY AT NOT FINDING IT." "THEN HE DROVE OFF." "THAT WAS IT." "Bruce:" "AND YOU'RE SURE ABOUT ROBB'S CLOTHES?" "A BLUE WOOLEN DIAMOND JUMPER" "AND A LEMON SHIRT?" "POSITIVE." "I MEAN, WHO ELSE BUT A GOLFER WOULD DRESS LIKE THAT?" "( laughter )" "EVERYBODY'S AGREED THAT ROBB LEFT FOR INVERNESS AT 9:30." "BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN FIVE HOURS TO DRIVE TO THE CRASH SITE, COULD IT?" "HALF HOUR AT MOST, SIR." "MUST HAVE LEFT HERE, THEN WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE FIRST." "MAYBE TOOK A SHORTCUT OUT OF THE HUMPH TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME?" "AYE." "BUT WHERE?" "SHE'S PRETTY YOUNG FOR A D.S.--MS. McDONALD." "YOUNG?" "THAT'S AS OLD AS THE WHOLE SUN." "JUST OOZING WITH AMBITION-- NOW MARK MY WORDS." "THAT'S NOT LONG FOR INVERNESS." "NO, SIR, IT'LL BE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF PERTH AND DUNDEE" "FOR MS. SANDRA McDONALD." "SO..." "WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, THEN?" "INVESTIGATING A BURGLARY, SIR." "AYE, WELL, ON YOU GO." "WE'LL COMPLETE THE SEARCH HERE." "OH..." "YOU COULD CHECK OUT THE YOUNG LAD'S ALIBI." "JIMMY SOUTAR, IS IT?" "JUST IN CASE MR. ROBB TURNS UP DEAD, EH?" "HAMISH, MAN, I TRIED TO CALL YOU EARLIER." "LOOK AT THIS." "IT'S THE STRANGEST THING." "IT WAS SHOVED THROUGH MY LETTER BOX." "READ IT." "AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE P.S." "( glass breaking )" "( glass breaking )" "( dog barking )" "( car approaching )" "DAD!" "DAD!" "IT'S NOT A BAD AFTERNOON NOW, HAMISH?" "NOT A BAD AFTERNOON, MY ARSE." "YOU'RE NICKED, THE PAIR OF YOU." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BOY?" ""HERE IS THE CASH FOR THE SALT WE TOOK." ""WE'RE SORRY WE WERE INCONVENIENT TO YOU," ""BUT WE HAD A WEE CASH FLOW PROBLEM." ""P.S..." "P.S.?" ""IF YOU NEED A NEW BACK DOOR, SEE DAN McDONALD OVER AT CNOTHAN." "HE'LL DO YOU A BIG, THICK DOOR FOR 52 POUND 50, PLUS MAT."" "NOW, DAN McDONALD MADE ONE DOOR AT THAT PRICE IN THE LAST THREE YEARS," "AND GUESS WHAT?" "UH-HUH?" "THAT'S RIGHT, HE MADE IT FOR YOU TWO." "UH-HUH." "LACHLAN McCRAE, JUNIOR..." "I'M ARRESTING YOU UNDER SECTION TWO-- HAMISH!" "HAMISH..." "WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS, HUH?" "YOU CAN GIVE ME THE FULL STORY," "AND THE JUDGE MIGHT-- AND I SAID MIGHT" "JUST LOOK FAVORABLY ON THAT." "CERTAINLY." "CERTAINLY, AYE." "WE'LL COUGH THE LOT, BOY." "COME ON." "YOU, COME HERE." "LOBSTERS." "WE HAD TO CHANGE THEIR WATER, YOU SEE," "SO WE HAD TO HAVE THE SALT." "TAKE IT THESE ARE STOLEN AS WELL?" "YES." "NO, WELL, NOT EXACTLY." "WE WERE ASKED TO DUMP THEM BY THE FISH AND GAME COMPANY." "WHISKY BOB GAVE THEM THE WRONG FEED." "SOMETHING ABOUT "EASY REGULATIONS."" "THEY LOOKED PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT TO ME," "SO WE SET UP SHOP--SAW OUR LITTLE NICHE IN THE MARKET." "WHO BOUGHT THEM?" "JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY IN LOCHDUBH, CNOTHAN..." "YOU MAY HAVE POISONED THE WHOLE REGION." "WE BEEN EATIN' THEM OURSELVES HERE-- NO, NO, NO." "WHAT ABOUT LONG-TERM EFFECTS?" "HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?" "IN SIX MONTHS' TIME, YOU COULD HAVE..." "WOMEN WITH WHISKERS..." "MEN WITH BREASTS." "BREASTS?" "BREASTS!" "YOU NEVER SAID WE'D GROW BREASTS!" "I'M STILL A YOUNG MAN!" "IF IT HAPPENS, YOU MIGHT NOT MIND ASKING FOR TIGHTS!" "SO..." "WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE, HAMISH?" "SAY NOTHING JUST NOW." "WE GOT A MASS PANIC ON OUR HANDS HERE." "MAYBE EVEN A LYNCH MOB." "OH..." "I'LL BE SENDING THESE TO INVERNESS." "FOR ANALYSIS." "( Western music plays on TV )" "WELL, WELL, MR. PETERSON." "THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER GET HERE." "OUTSIDE..." "OR DO YOU INTEND HIDING BEHIND THAT UNIFORM?" "WHAT UNIFORM?" "LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT," "BUT YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, SIR." "A MISTAKE?" "HE'S MAKING A MISTAKE." "I WAS A BOXING BLUE AT UNIVERSITY." "A BOXING BLUE?" "WELL, MY, MY." "TREMBLE, TREMBLE." "OUT!" "( punching sound )" "MR. McIVER." "HOW ARE YOU, IF I MAY ASK?" "OF COURSE YOU MAY." "I'M PERFECTLY FINE, MAJOR." "AND YOUR GOOD SELF?" "OH, YOU KNOW." "ISN'T THAT MY HOUSE GUEST?" "HE'S NOT DEAD, IS HE?" "NO, NO." "HE WAS BOBBING WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WEAVING." "IS THERE SOMEWHERE I COULD PARK HIM?" "YOU CAN PUT HIM THERE IF YOU LIKE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "IT WAS macbeth." "IT WAS macbeth, WASN'T IT?" "HELLO." "THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW HOW PETER IS." "I HAD DR. BROWN TAKE A LOOK AT HIM," "AND THERE'S NO LASTING DAMAGE." "HE STARTED IT." "HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE?" "A BLOODY NINE-YEAR OLD ON THE SCHOOL PLAYGROUND." "YOU PROVOKED HIM." "YOU WERE PROVOKING HIM-- I PROVOKED HIM?" "!" "WAIT A MINUTE HERE." "HE CAME FOR ME." "WHAT ABOUT HIM PARADING UP AND DOWN THE STREET AS IF HE OWNED YOU?" "DON'T..." "TALK ABOUT ME AS IF I WERE SOME PRIZE TO BE FOUGHT FOR!" "DON'T..." "GOD, WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN YOU?" "BLOODY..." "NEANDERTHAL!" "MAYBE THAT WAS IT, EH?" "JUST A BIT OF ROUGH TO TELL YOUR PALS ABOUT BETWEEN" "THE SOUP AND THE MAIN COURSE, IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?" "CAN'T BELIEVE I HEARD THAT?" "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK?" "ONE MINUTE, I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY," "THE NEXT MINUTE, YOU'RE OFF?" "I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING." "I EXPLAINED-- THAT'S CRAP!" "I MAKE A LIVING!" "I COULD-- I COULD SUPPORT YOU." "JUST TILL YOU'VE MADE YOUR MARK." "I NEVER-- NEVER MADE MY MARK." "ALEX, THIS IS A GOOD PLACE." "WITH GOOD PEOPLE." "WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?" "YOU DON'T WANT THE CITY." "DON'T TELL ME YOU WANT THE CITY." "THIS PLACE IS JUST GRUNGY." "IT'LL JUST CHEW YOU UP, SPIT YOU OUT." "BUT WE WERE TOGETHER." "WE COULD-- ALEX, HONEY, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME." "HOW CAN YOU GO BACK TO THAT?" "I'M HAPPY HERE." "I COULD NEVER LEAVE." "WHAT WOULD I BE?" "LOOK, YOU'RE JUST ANGRY AT ME FOR WHAT I DID TO YOUR PUB" "YOU TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME, AND I SWEAR TO GOD" "I WON'T EVER BOTHER YOU EVER AGAIN." "YOU TELL ME THAT." "CAN YOU TELL ME?" "WHAT?" "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY!" "I'M SORRY!" "DID I MISS SOMETHING OFF THE LIST?" "NO, NO..." "I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY THERE WAS NO SHOES." "NO..." "GOLF SHOES." "DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT HE WAS KILLED FOR?" "HIS SHOES?" "LOOK, BRUCE HAS GOT US COMBING THE HILLS FOR A MISSING PERSON." "IT'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME." "THERE'S A KILLER OUT THERE, AND I'D LIKE TO CATCH HIM." "YOU CAN MAKE THE JOB SO MUCH EASIER." "OH, REALLY?" "SURE." "WITH YOUR LOCAL KNOWLEDGE." "I THINK WE SHOULD WORK TOGETHER ON THIS, HAMISH." "OH, DO YOU, SANDRA?" "I MUST SAY I'M..." "I'M FLATTERED." "AND I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT YOU CAN TEACH ME." "( door opens )" "TV John:" "HAMISH?" "( door closes )" "( dog barks )" "( barks )" "MAN, THAT'S CHEAP SCENT." "WHO WAS SHE?" "McDONALD." "WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUR BED?" "DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO DISTURB WEE JOCK." "WHAT'S THAT?" "I DON'T KNOW." "IT WAS IN THE MACHINE WHEN I CAME IN." "NOW WHY WOULD A DETECTIVE SERGEANT" "LIE DOWN WITH A POLICE CONSTABLE, I WONDER?" "EH?" "HAMISH?" "I THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED SOMEBODY TO DUMP THE CREDIT" "IF MY GUESS WAS PROVED RIGHT." "IF I GO AROUND AND START TO SOLVE MURDERS," "THE POWERS THAT BE MIGHT THINK I'VE OUTGROWN LOCHDUBH." "THAT BRUCE IS GONNA HAVE ME ON THE NEXT TRAIN BACK TO GLASGOW." "MURDERS?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I WANT YOU TO FIND McDONALD, JOHN." "MAKE SURE SHE SEES THAT, OKAY?" "ALICE." "HELLO, HAMISH." "I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT HAVE A LOOK IN GEORDIE'S WARDROBE." "WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE HE NEVER TOOK THEM, ALICE?" "HE'S NOT LIKELY TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS NEW SHOES, IS HE?" "MISS LUCY PACKED FOR HIM." "SHE ALWAYS PACKED FOR HIM." "SHE MUST HAVE FORGOT." "LUCY?" "AYE, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT." "IT' S JUST NAGGING AT ME, YOU KNOW?" "AYE." "( Jock barks )" "( barks )" "AH, JOCK." "HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT BE LIKE WEE DOGS, EH?" "( dog sneezes ) SIMPLE." "UNCOMPLICATED." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "I'M DETAINING YOU UNDER SECTION TWO" "OF THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE ACT OF SCOTLAND OF 1980" "BECAUSE I SUSPECT YOU HAVE COMMITTED OR HAVEN'T COMMITTED" "AN OFFENSE PUNISHABLE BY IMPRISONMENT." "NAMELY MURDER." "WE'LL BE SPEAKING TO ALICE AS WELL, BOB." "NO!" "I'M THE MAN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR." "I KILLED GEORDIE ROBB." "HE CAME BACK THAT NIGHT AND STARTED ON LUCY." "I COULDN'T STAND BY AND WATCH THAT." "I KILLED HIM." "HAMISH." "ALICE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY." "I KILLED MY SON, NOT BOB." "ALICE..." "FORGOT HIS GOLF SHOES AND CAME BACK FOR THEM." "HE WAS IN A RIGHT BLACK MOOD AND, AS USUAL," "TOOK IT OUT ON LUCY." "JUST AS HIS FATHER HAD DONE WITH ME." "HE SAID LUCY SHOULD HAVE CHECKED HIS BAG BEFORE HE LEFT." "ITHOUGHTHE WOULD SURELYKILLHERTHISTIME ." "OH, ALICE..." "ALICE, COME ON." "( Lucy screaming ) ( grunting )" "I TOLD YOU!" "NO!" "( grunts )" "BUT WHEN HE FELL, HE HIT THE FORKLIFT." "I ASKED BOB TO GO GET THE CAR, BUT THAT'S ALL HE DID." "BOB AND LUCY ARE INNOCENT." "I'M THE ONE." "I GAVE THAT BOY LIFE, AND I TOOK IT AWAY." "HE WAS SUCH A PITIFUL MAN." "HOW DID YOU FIND OUT, HAMISH?" "THE McCRAES NEARLY DUMPED THE LOBSTERS ON US." "THEY'VE BEEN SELLING THEM ALL OVER THE DISTRICT." "SEE, I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN POISONED," "SO I TOOK A COUPLE FOR ANALYSIS." "AND THEY FOUND" "THEY FOUND BITS OF BLUE AND LEMON WOOL IN THE GUTS." "THAT'S WHAT ROBB WAS WEARING THE NIGHT HE DISAPPEARED." "I SAW THE FAX WHEN IT CAME THROUGH, SO I MADE THE CONNECTION." "DO YOU MEAN  PEOPLE HAVE BEEN EATINGBIGGEORDIE?" "SEEMS LIKE IT." "IT'S A WONDER THEY DIDN'T CHOKE." "WELL DONE, McDONALD." "THIS'LL BE YOUR TICKET OUT OF INVERNESS." "THANK YOU, SIR." "WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK'LL HAPPEN TO HER?" "PROBATION, MOST PROBABLY." "IF IT WAS UP TO ME, I'D LET HER GO RIGHT NOW." "GOOD-BYE, CONSTABLE." "YOU NEVER KNOW." "YOU MIGHT BE BACK THIS WAY SOMEDAY." "( horn honking )" "( honks )" "WHAT'S ALL THIS?" "THEY'RE BUYING LAXATIVES." "THAT RORY CAMPBELL'S MAKING A FORTUNE." "LAXATIVES?" "AYE." "FOR WHAT?" "WELL, TO GET RID OF THE LOBSTERS." "AND BIG GEORDIE." "( laughs )" "SERVES THEM RIGHT." "HAMISH?" "AYE?" "DO YOU REMEMBER THAT CRAB CONSOMMé I GAVE YOU?" "AYE." "( birds chirping )" "( exhales )" "OKAY, JOCK." "( shooting sounds )" "WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN?" "DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD AN AUDIENCE." "YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME." "DO YOU WANT A LIFT?" "MMM." "( speaking Gaelic )" "( speaking Gaelic )"