"Dr. Masters:" "Previously on masters of sex..." "Because I wasn't sure when I'd be starting at memorial," "I haven't yet told lillian." "Greathouse feels it may not be possible for you to come to memorial." "Great to see you, bill." "I hope you're treating him right, barbara." "Because he's got a bigger following than gunsmoke." "You, my dear, are not married to a saint." "You are to keep 100 miles away from that study." "Unofficially, I'm very interested" "In what happens behind closed doors." "Very, very interested." "Metastasis was always a possibility." "I know what to research now." "I'm going to have to hand the work off" "To someone who can fight the fight." "You're sterile, yet engaging in fertility treatments?" "It's not my problem." "Betty:" "Last I looked, your job came with all the zeroes" "On that cheque my husband wrote." "Elise:" "Attention all hospital staff." "Dr. Austin langham" "Has spent the last two months" "Fornicating with his sister-in-law." "Thought he would do the trick." "Having our son." "I know my husband was reticent about children." "Who ever heard of a grown man being afraid of his child?" "I think you've misunderstood what happened between us." "Of course we're not having an affair, virginia." "We never were." "I'm a happily married man." "Continuing the work's a good idea," "Only if you understand the terms." "I agree." "If sex is merely a vehicle for procreation," "Then the end of fertility" "Marks the end of sexual desire." "Yet freud believed that menopause" "Led to an increase in female libido." "As usual, dr." "Freud presents no empirical evidence" "To substantiate his claim." "He wasn't all wrong, though." "The data does show" "Certain physiological changes in women over 50." "A longer period of foreplay needed for lubrication," "Fewer vaginal contractions in the orgasm phase." "When did you see all these participants?" "Oh, those are only a small sampling." "So you've resumed the study." "Yes, of course." "Without me." "I did everything I could, virginia." "The board just wasn't impressed by your application." "I don't understand." "Well, try to see it from their perspective." "Limited experience, no higher education..." "I tried to go back to school..." "You tried, but didn't see it through." "You chose me instead." "I chose the work." "Virginia, you thought it was about the work." "I always knew the truth." "That became apparent on the application, so..." "I'm sorry, but you really only have yourself to blame." "Because?" "For starters?" "Under "current occupation," you wrote" ""mistress."" "Dr. Masters:" "You're up." "How long was I..." "An hour maybe." "An hour?" "Why didn't you wake me?" "You looked like you needed the sleep." "Did you know you sleep with your mouth open," "Like a baby bird?" "We don't sleep here." "Or read." "This isn't a vacation." "I told the sitter I'd be home by 10:00." "It's only 9:15." "We..." "Please get dressed." "You need to get the study files out of my trunk." "Oh, goodbye, silky." "And don't wait for me to write another story about you." "Drop in any time." "Man:" "Goodbye, mr." "Thompson." "Ain't you going to escort me to the door?" "(laughing)" "Man: (on tv) mr." "Thompson, my wife didn't mean anything." "We've been married for 25 years." "You're not going to shoot me." "Mr. Thompson:" "Why should I?" "If you want to get out of it, shoot yourself." "(elevator dings)" "(sighs) it's a mess, but it's all there." "Intake forms, instrument readings, sexual histories." "Oh, I could've used these the other day." "Barbara tried to make fliers for the study." "Riddled with typos." "Any response yet?" "Well, the phone hasn't stopped still ringing." "I have seven interviews with prospective participants tomorrow," "Six the next day..." "I meant any response from greathouse" "About my position in the study." "Uh..." "Why, he can't authorize me to hire you until the board signs off." "Has he brought it up to them?" "I'm going to make sure he does." "Pull your car around so that we can start loading these." "Maybe you should hold on to them." "Someone has to put them into some kind of order." "I was under the impression, that someone was called your secretary." "Oh, barbara can barely alphabetize." "Besides, you know better than anyone how all the pieces fit together." "I want you to stay connected to the work." "So I'm not qualified as a researcher," "But it's fine for me to play secretary in my free time?" "Virginia, I'm as unhappy with the situation as you are." "Are you taking diet pills?" "I'm selling them." "Holding on to them for a friend?" "No." "I am selling them." "Without extra money from the study," "I can barely afford to pay my rent." "I need to make a living, bill." "This morning, we're driving in," "And the parking attendant says," ""'morning, mrs." "Moretti,"" "And it takes me a solid minute to realize he meant me." "Your whole life you're walking around as betty dimello," "The next day, you're married," "And someone's calling you some other lady's name." "It's like if, all of a sudden," "I started calling you dr." "Lipschitz." "Mrs. Moretti." "It makes me feel like I'm pretending to be somebody I'm not." "Know what I mean?" "(elevator dinging)" "Libby:" "They had a free subscription offer, so I figured, why not?" "Then I stumbled upon this article." "Turns out a new baby is traumatic for a man." "Like his home has been transformed into an oversized playpen." "It's messy, it's noisy, there are smells." "Which explains why the moment bill walks in through the door," "The first thing he does is take out the diaper pail." "It also explains why bill needs things calm at home." "Orderly." "Unchanged." "No bottles on the counters." "No pacifiers stuck between cushions." "It's also why today is important." "I mean, I know, it seems like a silly luncheon," "But they're the wives of bill's new colleagues." "If things go well here," "They report as much back to their husbands," "And that helps bill at work, as well as at home." "Is that a dixie cup on his..." "It's a trick I learned changing my brothers' diapers." "You lose your eyes if you aren't careful with boys." "(laughs)" "Maybe I should've aksed before I put it on." ""asked" me before you put it on." "We talked about this before, remember?" "Don't worry." "You'll get it." "(cooing)" "We should have a sample pap smear kit" "For dr." "Papanicolaou to bring to florida with him." "I put one together last week." "Several sample kits." "At least three or four." "Even to be safe." "Four seems reasonable, don't you think?" "He's only in st louis once a year for the conference." "Does he prefer coffee or tea?" "Tea." "With cream and a little..." "With the little..." "The little squares of sugar." "Sugar cubes." "You're just nervous about tomorrow." "They did name the pap smear after dr." "Papanicolaou after all." "It makes sense you'd want to impress him." "I'm not trying to impress anyone." "Dr. Papanicolaou happens to be a respected" "Figure in the field, that's all." "His support for our program would be enormously useful." "Especially to you." "As you continue with our work." "Woman:" "Depaul?" "Lillian?" "(whispers) save my seat." "How long have you worked here?" "Three years in March." "I'm over at maternity." "Oh, my girlfriend peg used to worked there." "How do you like it?" "Truthfully, the stress of working in a hospital?" "Some days, I want to curl up with a piece of chocolate cake." "I know what you mean." "We're supposed to give these to patients for nausea." "I can imagine it's tough." "Being surrounded by so much suffering every day." "Especially when everyone's so skinny." "I did try the grapefruit diet." "All it did was give me cavities." "That is the problem with fad diets." "They promise the moon and stars," "But you end up hungry all the time." "That's why I started using cal-o-metric." "Dr. Masters:" "We'll be following the same protocol" "As in the study at washington university." "What would I tell my husband?" "What did you say before?" "That there were two doctors, one of them a lady." "That's the only reason he let me do it, dr." "Masters." "I'm sorry, but if it's just going to be you here, alone." "Watching." "I'm sorry." "Part of the study?" "Not anymore." "Oh, shame." "Yes." "Without mrs." "Johnson, we can look forward" "To more qualified volunteers declining to participate." "Mrs. Johnson is instrumental in this part of the process." "No one else puts people at their ease..." "Bill, I get it." "You and I have been at this a long time." "You reach a point in your career," "Same routine day in and day out," "If you never see another torn perineum again," "It'll be too soon." "So you start a sex study, get a research assistant." "Mrs. Johnson is indispensable to this study..." "She may seem indispensable to you, but to the board?" "She's an overpriced secretary." "Things aren't always what they seem." "For instance, barbara doesn't seem to know" "The first thing about secretarial work." "And yet, apparently, she's essential." "To you." "I'm simply asking mrs." "Johnson be brought onto this study" "Because she is essential." "To the work." "I'll float the idea at tomorrow's board meeting," "See what they think." "(sighs)" "What?" "They're out of ambrosia?" "You know, last year when you left the study," "I thought to myself, "why?" ""why would virginia leave the work she loves" ""to go back to typing memos?"" "And not to mention, "why would bill let her go?"" "What are you talking about, austin?" "Now I'm thinking, "what complicates every relationship?" ""what splits two people up?"" "(clears throat)" "Um, elise is now staying at her mother's across the river." "In alton." "When it's my turn with the kids, I drive to alton," "Where I pick them up, then take them" "To the chancery park plaza hotel." "I saw you there last night." "With bill." "You should have said something." "We could have all gotten a drink." "Bill and I have decided to go ahead and publish the study." "Now, it's still in the early stages." "Compiling the data, drafting the text." "Bill's not welcome here, obviously." "I'm not welcome at his hospital." "We can't work late hours at his house with the new baby," "And we can't discuss sex research" "At my house, with my kids there." "So we work out of the hotel." "Then why did you two stop working together?" "Bill thought we were ready to present to the faculty." "And I said we had not done enough" "To prepare them for what they were about to hear," "Let alone the sight of a pulsating vagina on a projection screen." "We had a terrible fight, and in the end, I quit." "And after the debacle of the presentation," "Bill admitted that he was wrong," "And he apologized, and he asked me to come back." "So that's it?" "Yes, that's it." "(chuckles)" "And we took the children to see" "The music man with robert preston." "(all gasping)" "Oh, I hear that is fabulous." "It's fabulous." "Oh, I couldn't drag bill to a broadway musical." "He'd probably bring a journal on uterine fibroids" "To read during the slow parts." "(all laughing)" "How does he like the new hospital?" "Oh, he couldn't be happier." "And that study of his?" "Is that still happening, too?" "I bet you know all the secrets." "Libby, do tell us the most delicious thing" "You've learned from all his experiments." "Uh, well, I actually worked on the study" "Myself for a bit, in his office." "Where I got to see, first-hand, just how boring it all is." "The charts and the graphs, and the incomprehensible diagram." "(baby cooing)" "Someone had a nice, long nap." "Oh, my goodness, has that adorable creature been here this whole time?" "He is gorgeous, libby." "And she is so wonderful with him." "Can I hold?" "Mmm-hmm." "Where did you learn to be so great with children?" "You're so young." "Oh, well, my momma passed when I was 10." "I had to bring up my brothers and sisters." "But even before that, I had baby cousins in joplin..." "She doesn't want your family history." "She was being polite." "She aksed." "Either I'm losing my mind or his hair..." "Is there something crawling in it?" "Virginia:" "All my sales reports are there." "I sold over $40 worth of products this week." "Which is almost double what I did the week before." "Hmm, be still my heart." "I did all of that without using your sales script, by the way." "No wonder your numbers stink." "I don't..." "I am don't feel comfortable reading from a script" "That deliberately makes women feel bad about themselves." "Yet women who feel great about themselves" "Don't buy diet products." "Which leaves us with a conundrum." "Listen, if you really want to get good at this..." "I don't." "I don't want to get good at this." "Selling diet pills may be enough for most housewives" "That walk through your door, I already have a career." "Oh, you're following your dreams." "Yes." "At the moment, I need something to supplement my income." "Have you ever heard of william elvis sloan?" "He invented cal-o-metric?" "He came up with how to make a toilet flush." "Was that his calling?" "Did he wake up every morning, tickled pink and skipping off to work?" "Probably not." "But he died a very rich man." "So, sure." ""follow your dreams."" "It's a lovely slogan for a life" "Most people can't afford to live." "But who knows?" "Maybe you're special." "I asked for the cheque." "I assumed you weren't coming." "I had to turn in my sales report." "Of course." "Wouldn't want our work to interfere with your diet pills." "Austin saw us last night leaving our room together." "Apparently, his wife is staying with her mother, in alton" "So when he takes the kids he stays at this hotel." "Jesus." "It's not a problem." "I handled it." "Says who?" "If someone like austin can walk through here, that means anyone can." "Luckily, there's nothing strange about two colleagues" "Having a drink in a hotel lobby." "Virginia, I am a married man." "You do understand what it would mean if this would get out?" "I do." "Which means it'd probably be imprudent" "For us to head upstairs." "Wouldn't it?" "(baby crying)" "It's a mess, I know." "I wasn't expecting you home until late." "I hope you ate something." "I haven't made a thing for dinner." "Everything's fine." "We found lice in johnny's hair." "But I got a book from the library." "And we just need to wash everything, all the fabric in the house." "It shouldn't be a problem." "Baby's crying." "I know the baby's crying." "The baby's been crying all day." "I can't get the baby to stop crying." "I'm sorry." "You have enough to worry about," "Now the girl brings in lice." "Coral?" "Who else?" "I've never had lice." "You've never had lice." "No one we know has had lice." "You don't need to wash everything, libby." "Just the baby's clothes and his blankets." "Tomorrow, scrub his hair with medicated shampoo they sell at the super market." "These are just a few harmless insects." "They'll be gone in a day or two." "See?" "It's so much nicer when we can sort these things out together." "I'll take out the diaper pail." "The initial aim of the program" "Is to expand access to early screening" "Through a systematic outreach effort to physicians and to..." "To..." "Hospitals." "And eventually, we hope to establish" "A research facility at washington university" "To develop new methods of detection," "Treatment of cervical cancer." "But that's still years in the future." "I am creating a research center of my own at the university of miami." "Are you really?" "How very interesting." "This is the prototype for the testing kit we'll be sending out." "We've included a skort frim slip." "Pardon?" "A skort frim slip." "There's a short film strip." "Yes." "It is short." "Do you have any questions?" "Hey, doc." "Do you time it so we arrive at the same time every morning," "Or is it just the heavens conspiring against me?" "Actually, we wait till we see your car pull in." "'morning." "(chuckles) gene came to give a donation." "Well, you've been more than generous already." "Not that kind of donation." "Um, poor gene's getting antsy with all this testing we're doing." "He's been asking when we're gonna move on." "Move on to..." "Betts says you're good on her end." "You just need a sample of my swimmers, pardon my french." "(both chuckling)" "Ready, moretti?" "Yeah." "Good morning, dr." "Masters." "Betty, I think it best if you wait..." "Don't worry, I can take care of this." "If I could have a..." "You know your way around." "Betty:" "I'm very observant." "I really must insist..." "All right, reading material." "Here." "You have a thing for ava gardner." "Dr. Masters, could I..." "Don't have too much fun." "Could I just..." "Barbara, what is it?" "Dr. Greathouse wants to know what time tonight's study is starting." "He would like to be there." "7:00." "Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus, please." "(stammering) yes." "We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates." "Primarily elderly men." "Engaged in auto manipulation." "Auto..." "I'm sorry." "Old men masturbating." "You're gonna say..." "In my office." "Mmm-hmm." "I'm almost done here." "Maybe I can take the baby now?" "Actually, there's something I'd like to speak to you about." "I need you to use this tonight." "What is it?" "It's a special shampoo." "It gets rid of anything that's..." "The eggs or, um..." "Everyone you live with, your family, should use it." "I don't have lice, mrs." "Masters." "They didn't come from me." "I never said that they did." "All you have to do is look in there" "And tell him he's got bum sperm." "This I would divine by somehow staring into a cup?" "Put it under a magnifying glass." "Shame you didn't pursue medicine, you have the head for it." "He won't know the difference." "I know." "I will not tell a patient he's sterile" "When I know that the only reason he can't have children" "Is because his wife underwent a tubal ligation..." "You want to get all high and mighty?" "Fine." "Let's end it now." "You tell him I'm infertile." "Tell him the truth." "You tell him." "(knocking on door)" "Hey." "Sorry to interrupt." "I..." "I crossed the finish line." "(clears throat)" "Betty:" "It's all just..." "Well, it's cruel." "Oh." "You're out there in the john making baby batter," "While in here, the doc gets the results" "From my very last test and it turns out I'm the culprit." "(sighs)" "I don't even know what to say." "Nobody does." "Only betty knows." "You know, your whole life you think," ""all you gotta do is find the right fella." ""getting knocked up, that's the easy part."" "But to find out your body's just not cut out for it..." "Doc." "Is there anything we can do?" "I'm afraid not." "Nothing at all?" "Well, it's a real blow." "Uh..." "Thank you for trying." "I didn't do anything." "Really." "I think it's only right that, uh," "You dispose of this, betty." "Hey, you okay?" "'cause I'm not sure I am." "Um, I'm, you know..." "Devastated." "Hey, but at least we still got each other." "Uh, hell, the cashier." "We need to settle the bill." "No." "Dr. Masters isn't gonna charge us for this morning." "We gotta pay for the fertility tests, treatments." "No, gene, honey." "Let's just go home and start the healing process." "Betts, we're here." "Let's just get it over with now." "(elevator dinging)" "Your taxi should be here any minute." "Dr. Papanicolaou, if I may speak frankly." "You chair the committee for the williams prize, correct?" "I do." "Well, dr." "Depaul would never say this." "But that kind of endorsement," "It would be invaluable to our program." "Not to mention what it would mean to dr." "Depaul on a personal level." "Coming from you." "Nobody stood behind this program." "The administration was strong-armed" "Into offering even a modicum of support." "Everything dr." "Depaul's accomplished here," "She's done on her own." "With no help, no guidance." "I did not expect to be impressed this morning." "To be honest, I did not even remember dr." "Depaul." "But I am always pleased, years later," "To hear that a student considered me their mentor." "I didn't say "mentor."" "And neither did dr." "Depaul." "She says she never had a mentor." "Mentors were reserved for male students." "You may not have remembered her." "But I guarantee you, you will remember her now." "Because what she has done here," "This program, all on her own." "It is remarkable." "Yes." "You are right about that." "Well, then I hope you will take that into consideration" "As you make your selections for the williams prize." "Now, you control the device yourself." "(whirring)" "Speed, intensity, depth..." "It's freezing." "My partner usually warms it with a hot towel." "I'd completely forgotten." "Well," "The friction between the device and the vaginal walls should" "Gradually increase the temperature." "(woman gasping softly)" "I thought we were doing prostates." "Last-minute scheduling change." "I see you opted for old and fat instead." "Post-menopausal, actually." "Oh." "Pretend I'm not here." "I'll be invisible." "A fly on the wall." "(woman moaning)" "Thar she blows." "(chuckles) sorry." "No comments from the peanut gallery, I know." "Have you asked the board about my assistant?" "Yes, I did." "Actually, I spoke to them at length about mrs." "Johnson" "Just this morning." "They haven't made a decision yet, obviously," "But they seemed open to it." "I'm happy to speak to them, answer any questions..." "Steady on, pal." "It's a process." "It takes time." "But trust me, we'll get there." "(gasps)" "Knock, knock." "(knocks)" "Noticed you're burning the midnight oil." "Thought I'd say hello." "Hello." "You know what the worst part of this divorce is?" "It's not fighting with lawyers" "Or driving half-an-hour to see your kids." "Or watching your wife of 12 years turn into some kinda she-wolf." "It's eating potato chips for dinner." "I keep fantasizing about elise's cooking." "Beef stroganoff." "Tuna noodle casserole." "Jiffy corn casserole, cheeseburger casserole." "Are you just going to sit there?" "Talking?" "Because if so," "I need a drink." "(laughing)" "I didn't even know that water polo was a sport," "Let alone that it was my favorite sport." "(both laughing)" "Um, I have a stack of exams to grade." "Give virginia the answer sheet." "Let her do it." "One more." "To virginia." "Virginia." "(sighs)" "It's funny." "The second I met virginia, I thought I had her pegged." "Just another woman unwilling to do the hard work," "Ready to latch on to the first man" "That can take her to the next rung on the ladder." "Well, then, that proves you're a good judge of character." "She's closer to you than anyone." "How long have you known?" "So long." "Very long." "I saw them last night leaving a hotel." "Virginia, god bless her, tried to give me some baloney story about," "They're publishing the study, working out of the hotel." "She used to do this thing every once in a while, in the lab." "She'd lean in and fix bill's bow tie," "Just sort of straighten it out, you know?" "There is a fence around bill masters." "Chain link with barbed wire." "Nobody gets past that." "Nobody gets close." "But virginia, would just waltz right through." "I think back now, how could I miss something so obvious?" "How could I not have known they were" "Sleeping together the entire time?" "Tatti greathouse gave me a recipe for osso buco." "She says it's better than the one at bella rosa." "I may not be home until after 9:00." "Oh, we could have a late supper." "Close our eyes, pretend we're in florence." "I'll take that." "Good morning, mrs." "Masters." "Dr. Masters." "Good morning." "Hello, coral." "I see, um..." "Well, I see your hair is the same as it was yesterday." "Oh, yes, mrs." "Masters." "I feel like it suits me." "I'm referring to the shampoo that I gave you." "Did you use it?" "My brother checked." "He didn't find nothing." ""anything." he didn't find anything." "It costs me $4 to get my hair done every week." "I can't afford to mess it up." "So you didn't use the shampoo." "Even though you told me, you promised me, that you would." "Dr. Masters, I don't have lice." "I swear I don't." "My brother said negroes can't even get it." "Coral, this is between you and me." "Her brother is right." "Negroes do have tightly coiled, low-density hair," "Which makes it very inhospitable for lice." "I read about it in the wellford journal of medicine." "So it is unlikely she would have them." "Unlikely is not impossible." "I don't see why we need to involve dr." "Masters in this discussion at all." "(baby crying)" "I'll go get him." "Is everything all right?" "I cheated in college." "Calculus." "I could never get my head around calculus." "No matter how many hours I studied, I couldn't crack a b plus." "And I was a straight-a student." "I figured medical schools couldn't turn away a straight-a student," "Even if she were a woman." "So I bought the final exam from previous year" "From a rather unscrupulous graduate student named marvin for $10." "I am impressed." "Lillian depaul breaks the rules." "It was a shortcut." "That's all." "Does it negate the work I've done since?" "Does one shortcut diminish everything that comes after?" "So..." "So..." "That's my secret." "What's yours?" "My secret?" "(chuckling)" "I don't have any secrets." "I don't believe you." "(scoffs)" "Virginia," "You've seen me at my worst." "Lying naked on a hospital sheet," "Limping to the car after radiation." "I've shared nearly everything with you." "Too much, even." "It seems only right that you should share with me." "Honestly, lillian," "I'm not that interesting." "Coral, could you come here, please?" "This relationship is about trust." "I leave you in my house every day with my child and if I can't..." "Mrs. Masters..." "What if something, god forbid, happened to johnny?" "How do I know you'd tell me the truth?" "How can I trust anything you say to me anymore?" "I'm sorry." "I need you to sit down now, please." "Mrs. Masters, I'll use the shampoo." "No, coral, that's the point." "I can't trust you anymore to do it yourself." "If you don't sit down, coral, you'll have to leave." "And you won't be welcome back." "Put your head back, please." "Is the water warm enough?" "We need to be on the same side." "If you have a problem with something, you come to me." "Dr. Masters is a busy man, and we don't need to involve him." "He's not a part of this." "You and I," "We need to stick together, okay?" "I hope you can understand that." "Please." "To get your hair re-done." "It's my treat." "I appreciate you meeting me on such short notice, dr." "Papanicolaou." "I don't have much time." "My plane leaves in one hour." "This won't take long." "I called because I would like to ask" "You to take my program with you." "To miami, to your new research center." "I'm sorry if there's been a misunderstanding, lillian." "But my staff is already in place..." "No, I'm not asking you for a job." "After some consideration," "I've come to the conclusion that this university simply" "Doesn't have the proper personnel" "To fully realize the program." "You understand, if I were to oversee this," "I would keep you informed of any major decisions, of course," "But in terms of the day-to-day management..." "Once I give you the program," "My role in it will be finished." "I understand." "Ah, bill." "So?" "So what?" "So what's on the menu tonight?" "Actually, I was looking for you, doug." "Since I haven't had a chance to apologize yet for last night." "I realized afterward I'd completely forgotten to warn you." "About the transference effect." "Does transference involve attractive women?" "Yes, it can." "But not necessarily." "Observation of sexual activity" "Can produce a kind of tension in the observers." "The researchers can find themselves experiencing certain" "Uninvited erotic sensations." "Now, this can happen between a man and a woman." "It can also happen between a man and another man." "I'm not quite sure I understand." "I've been doing this a long time," "So I'm immune to the transference effect myself." "But I have seen other men in that small, confined space." "Well..." "The danger is high." "And for those male observers that do get drawn in, well," "They often don't come out the other side." "At least, not the same way they went in." "You mean like in wrestling?" "Something like that." "(sighs)" "You're nervous." "How can you tell?" "Slight vasocongestion in your face and chest." "Mild fasciculation in the hands, feet." "You're flushed." "And trembling." "(laughing)" "Is that bad?" "Honest to god, bill, this is better than my bachelor party." "(all laughing)" "Step outside, doug." "Sure." "Yes?" "This is a scientific study, not a stag film in a frat house." "Your colleagues are very interested in your work." "I think you should appreciate that." "Get them out of here." "I know bart scully treated you like the second coming." "But here, in this hospital, you are my employee." "You have grossly misjudged me" "If you think I would allow those baboons" "To sit in my exam room, slurping chop suey, mocking my work." "The terms of my employment." "The terms between you and me are changing now." "You will clear my exam room," "And you will never get near it again." "You will authorize mrs." "Johnson's hiring" "Starting tomorrow morning." "Let me tell you how it works with secretaries." "You don't promote them to lofty positions above their pay grade," "Or give them titles like "research assistant."" "I didn't even mention your assistant to the board," "And you should thank me for that." "I'm keeping you from being perceived" "As a man that only thinks with his cock," "And not with his head." "As far as your study goes," "Your colleagues are on your side." "So relax." "Care for one, bill?" "They are delicious." "Not that spicy." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "(grunts)" "Take it easy." "By the time I'm off the phone tomorrow morning," "There's not going to be a single hospital in the midwest" "That's going to let you so much as step through their doors." "(woman moaning)" "(vibrating)" "(typewriter clacking)" "These need to be mimeographed" "And sent to dr." "Papanicolaou's office at cornell" "As soon as possible." "He requested the files for our program?" "Maybe he wants to share them with" "The committee for the williams prize." "Actually, dr." "Papanicolaou will be bringing the program" "To his new miami research center." "What do you mean?" "You'll need to speak to someone in the audio-visual department" "To make duplicates of the film strip." "You gave him the program?" "Why didn't you tell me about this?" "I'm telling you right now." "After you made your decision?" "I don't need to consult you about the course of my research." "Your research?" "We are partners." "I worked like a dog to get this program off the ground." "I recommended you for the williams prize." "I didn't ask you to do that." "I did it anyway." "For you." "Papanicolaou will put his name on your work." "You won't even be a footnote." "I didn't go into medicine to see my name on a study, virginia." "Loraine?" "Virginia johnson." "We met last summer at the block party." "Of course." "Are you still at maternity?" "I am." "Although, I've recently transitioned to a new line of work." "I'm the new neighborhood ambassador for cal-o-metric." "This isn't one of those fad diets, is it?" "My sister tried the cabbage soup one." "She ended up so bloated we called her the hindenburg." "I can assure you, cal-o-metric is not a fad at all." "Our trademarked nutritional formula" "Is based on the most cutting-edge science." "Good luck with it." "Let me ask you something, loraine." "When you see yourself in the mirror, how do you feel?" "How do you feel?" "I feel great." "Well, you're lucky then." "I don't know many women that do." "I'll tell you who does." "A woman who's confident in her figure, she feels great." "In fact, a woman like that feels fantastic." "But a woman who's not so sure," "Who's maybe put on a pound or two over the years," "Who notices the slightest sag here and there," "Wonders why her husband doesn't" "Look at her quite the way he used to," "Or even the checkout boy," "Who used to stare openly," "But now just looks past her like she's not even there." "A woman like that, she doesn't feel fantastic at all." "This could be the start of a brand new you." "I know it was for me." "Bill." "I need to talk to you." "I hate to tell you this," "But your kid's got a bad case of the cutes." "Dr. Langham decided to drop by." "Isn't that nice?" "I'm in major need of advice, bill." "I've got this new patient." "Real head-scratcher." "Right up your alley." "The skeletal system is not exactly my area..." "Libby also invited me to dinner." "She said the two magic words." "Veal and shanks." "How could I resist?" "Plus, I picked up a few montecristos this weekend." "Care to join me outside?" "I don't smoke." "Why don't you join me, bill?" "You wanna go see mommy?" "I know." "Betty:" "I did try to make the heavenly ham loaf first." "It was a betty crocker recipe and everything." "Oh, who, by the way, is a phony." "Did you know that?" "Betty crocker is some advertising idea," "Dreamed up by some suit sitting in a fancy boardroom," "Not a real person at all." "It was a woman." "A woman came up with betty crocker." "Well, you would know, being in the food business." "And I guess you would be the expert on phony bettys." "Okay." "I deserve that." "But just so you know, I'm not going anywhere." "So when you're done extracting your pound of flesh, I'll be here." "You knew you couldn't have kids." "You knew." "Before we married." "Before we met." "Why didn't you just tell me?" "You never would have married me if you knew the truth." "You know that?" "I know what you saw when you first met me" "A good christian girl at church," "Who'd have good christian babies." "I didn't meet you at church." "Of course you did." "Remember?" "It was the palm Sunday potluck." "And I bumped into you, your coleslaw fell into my pocket book..." "It was before that." "I've always been shy with girls." "Always had trouble talking to them." "So, I thought, you know," "I'd go to a..." "Go to a brothel," "Maybe there I could learn." "You know?" "I'd never met a girl who was nice to me like that." "And I didn't want to leave." "I was so scared that I'd never see you again." "When I walked into church that morning," "And you were standing right there," "I knew we were meant to be." "I never thought you were a good christian girl." "I just thought you were the love of my life." "I will admit." "It's an acquired taste." "I've always liked the way it looks." "Gives me sort of a hemingway air, I think." "So what advice can I give you?" "Actually, there's some advice I'd like to give you." "Do you know why I married elise?" "I thought it would cure me." "No more wandering eye or chasing ass like a teenager." "It would be like magic." "As soon as I put the ring on my finger, abracadabra," "All that stuff would disappear," "Well, it would just be me and her." "I screwed a dental hygienist named gerty three months later." "Hated myself for it, too." "Then, I spent the next 12 years" "Hating myself over and over again." "Most people get burned and don't touch the stove again." "So what the hell's wrong with me that I can't stop touching it?" "You don't know how many times I've asked myself," ""why can't you just be more like bill?"" "And then the other night" "At the hotel, I realized, I've been" "Punishing myself for no reason." "You and me, we're the same." "Two men trying our best." "I'm no better or worse than bill masters." "I thought virginia explained, we're starting up the study again." "Come on, bill." "Look who you're talking to here." "I don't know what you mean by that." "Just don't do it the way I did." "You've got to keep this thing under wraps." "I'm not the only one who knows about it." "Lillian depaul has been wise to it from the beginning." "And take it from me," "This bachelor life isn't all it's cracked up to be." "Don't get me wrong." "There are some days I feel like," "Literally, I've died and gone to heaven." "Literally." "But I can't walk by the nursery anymore." "Because when I do see those little bundles," "All I can think is how much I want to see my kids." "(sighs)" "All I'm saying is," "Whatever this is you have with virginia," "You've got to weigh it against all of this." "Is it worth it?" "(telephone ringing)" "(sighs)" "Tatti greathouse just called." "She told me the most outlandish story." "She said that you were fired," "That you assaulted her husband." "I did lose my temper, libby." "But you would've, too." "The man is an utter philistine." "Why do I have to hear everything about my husband thirdhand?" "I was going to tell you, but austin was here." "This is the second job in two months, bill." "Soon there won't be a hospital left for you to storm out of." "Lib..." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Is this our life now?" "You going from one job to another," "Always finding some reason why it's not good enough?" "It's not about good enough." "It's about..." "Your study?" "They didn't understand your study?" "They didn't understand it at maternity either." "That doesn't mean things won't work out." "They will." "Everything will be fine." "When, bill?" "When, exactly, will everything be fine?" "How many more opportunities do you have to squander" "Before you make this work?" "You have a wife and a child who depend on you." "Doesn't that mean anything?" "Yes." "Yes, of course." "That's all I think about." "How to do right by you," "The baby." "You just have to trust me right now." "Okay." "I am going to take care of you." "Whatever happens." "I will always take care of you." "You just have to believe that." "Please, libby." "I just... (stammers)" "I need..." "All right." "All right." "You'll find the right job." "We'll be okay." "Everything will be okay." "What's six plus four equal?" "Ten." "What's six plus 12?" "Your brother can't do your homework for you." "He does it better, though." "And what happens when he isn't there, hmm?" "When the teacher calls you in class?" "What are you going to do then?" "You can't count on anybody else to do your work for you." "You can only count on yourself." "Everything that's worth doing, you have to do on your own." "Did you do everything on your own?" "No, I didn't." "But I do now." "From now on." "Man:" "We're so very pleased" "That you've decided to join us, dr." "Masters." "The pleasure is all mine." "And I feel comfortable" "In speaking for my partner when I say" "How pleased we both are" "To be bringing our work here, together."