"© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™ Mobile - +919815899536" "[Aeroplane approaches]" "[Tyres screech]" "[Tannoy jingle]" "[Tannoy] United Airlines announcing the arrival of Flight 9435 from Beijing." "Customer service representative, report to Gate C42." "[Repeats announcement in Mandarin Chinese]" "[Chatter]" "[Tannoy] All visitors to the US should line up at booths one through 15." "[Customs official] Please have your l-94 forms filled out." " What's the purpose of your visit?" " What is the purpose of your visit?" "What is the purpose of your visit?" "Business or pleasure?" "Just visiting." "Shopping?" "Au plaisir." " Pleasure." " Business." "How long will you be staying?" "Could I see your return ticket?" "What's the purpose of your visit?" "Business or pleasure?" "Enjoy your stay." "Next." "[Tannoy] Please have your passports, immigration forms, l-94, and customs declarations ready to hand to the inspector." " Stand by." "He's fishing." " [Man] Copy that." "See this bunch of Mickey Mouse sweatshirts?" "That's the tour from China, connecting to Orlando." "When was the last time you saw Chinese tourists on their way to Disney World without any cameras?" "Possible forged documents on 10 and 11." "[Shouting]" "Sir." "Sir." "Passport." "Thank you." "Welcome, Mr Navorski." "Purpose of your visit?" " [Speaks Bulgarian]" " Business or pleasure?" "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "[Beeps]" "Sir, I have an IBIS hit on six." "[Man] No!" "Mr Navorski, please follow me." "[Tannoy] ... flight number 746 from Montreal must proceed to US Immigration before claiming their luggage." "All right, Mr Navorski, we'd like you to wait here, please." "Next, please." "Next, please." "[Electric razor]" "[Thurman] What are you doing in the United States, Mr Navorski?" "[Thick Bulgarian accent] Yellow taxicab, please." "Take me to Ramada Inn, 161 Lexington." "Staying at the Ramada Inn?" "Keep the change." "Do you know anyone in New York?" "Yes." " Who?" " Yes." " Who?" " Yes." "No, do you know anyone in New York?" "Yes." " Who?" " Yes." "161 Lexington." "OK, Mr Navorski, I need to see your return ticket, please." "No, your return ticket." "Your..." " Oh..." "Yes." " Ah." "[Woman screams]" "This is just a standard procedure." "I'm going to need the passport also." "Oh..." "OK." "No, no." "Thank you." "Mr Navorski." "That." "Passport." "That." "Mr Navorski?" "Sorry to keep you waiting." "I'm Frank Dixon, Director of Customs and Border Protection here at JFK." "I help people with their immigration problems." "We're looking for an interpreter for you." "How are we doing on that?" "Do we have an interpreter?" "But I understand that you speak a little English." " Yes." " You do?" "I hope you don't mind if I eat while we talk." "I've a bit of bad news." "Your country has suspended all travelling privileges on passports issued by your government." "And our State Department has revoked the visa that was going to allow you to enter the US." "That's it in a nutshell, basically." "While you were in the air there was a military coup in your country." "Most of the dead were members of the Presidential Guard." "They were attacked in the middle of the night." "They got it all on GHN, I think." "There were few civilian casualties." "I'm sure your family's fine." "Mr Navorski, your country was annexed from the inside." "The Republic of Krakozhia is under new leadership." "Krakozhia." "Krakozhia" "Krakozhia." "Right." "I don't think he gets it." "Er..." "Let me..." "OK." "Look." "Imagine that these potato chips are Krakozhia." "Kra-kozhia." " Kra-kozhia." " Yes." " Krakozhia." " OK." "Er..." "So the potato chips are Krakozhia." "And this apple..." "Big Apple." "Big Apple." "...Big Apple represents the Liberty Rebels." "OK?" "No more Krakozhia!" "OK?" "New government." "Revolution." "You understand?" "All the flights in and out of your country have been suspended." "The new government has sealed all borders, so your visa's no longer valid." "So, currently you are a citizen of nowhere." "Now, we can't process you new papers until the US recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification." "You don't qualify for asylum, refugee status, temporary protective status, humanitarian parole, or non-immigration work travel." "You don't qualify for any of these." "You are at this time simply unacceptable." " Unacceptable." " Unacceptable." " Unacceptable." "Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge, Empire State, Broadway show Cats." "I got more bad news for you." "Cats has closed." "OK." "OK." "Now I go New York City." "Thank you." "No, Mr Navorski." "I cannot allow you to enter the United States at this time." "Krakozhia." "We can't allow you to go home either." "You don't really have a home." "Technically it doesn't exist." "It's like a Twilight Zone." "Do you get that show over there?" "Talking Tina, Zanti Misfits." "Zanti Misfits was Outer Limits, sir." "Really?" "It's not important." "Where do I buy the Nike shoes?" "OK, Mr Navorski, come here." "Here's my dilemma, Mr Navorski." "You have no right to enter the US and I have no right to detain you." "You have fallen through a crack in the system." "I am crack." "Yes." "Until we get this sorted out," "I will allow you to enter the International Transit Lounge." "I'm going to sign a release form that is going to make you a free man." " Free?" " Free." "Free." "Free to go anywhere you like in the International Transit Lounge." " OK?" " OK." " OK." " OK." "OK." "Uncle Sam will have this sorted out by tomorrow, and welcome to the United States." "Almost." "[Dixon laughs]" " Thank you." " OK." "All right." "Thanks, Judge." "[Door closes]" "[Tannoy] Announcing the arrival of flight 76 from Singapore Airlines." "Now, Mr Navorski." "Mr Navorski." "Mr Navorski." "This is the International Transit Lounge." "You are free to wait here." "These are food vouchers." "You can use them in the Food Court." "Your Krakozhian money is no good here." "This is a 15-minute, prepaid calling card." "You may call home, if you like." "This, in case we need to contact you, is a pager." "You must keep this with you at all times." "Here is an ID badge for you to get into CBP." "Beyond those doors..." "Mr Navorski." "I'm going to need you to look at me." "Beyond those doors is American soil." "Mr Dixon wants me to make it clear that you are not to enter through those doors." "You are not to leave this building." "America is closed." "America closed." "What I do?" "There's only one thing you can do here, Mr Navorski." "Shop." "[Tannoy] Passengers of flight 854 New York/Warsaw..." "[TV:" "Brass band plays]" "[TV]... the international community tries to secure a peaceful resolution." "The populace has to wonder if they will ever find political stability, or find the leadership to secure their place on the world stage." "And next this hour, looking to buy a 90-foot yacht?" "[TV]... taken hostage." "We're hearing that the Vice President has been killed along with four cabinet members, 13 injured soldiers and 20 civilians." "By dawn, rebel leaders had surrounded the state houses." "In a symbolic gesture, the national flag of Krakozhia was torn down from the Presidential Palace and the parliament building." "Please." "Please." "Television." "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "[Tannoy] Passenger Chen Wan-Shiu and Liu Tao-Jing, please come to podium to pick up your boarding passes." "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "This just in." "Last night a military coup overthrew the government of Krakozhia." "Bombing and gunfire were heard through the night." "Although details are unclear, we are told that President Vagobagin and his aides have been taken hostage." "Bonjour, monsieur." "You are a Red Carpet Club member?" "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "I need to see your boarding pass and club card, sir." "I'm sorry, sir." "This is a private lounge." "The public lounge is downstairs." "[TV] The tiniest nation in the region has been shaken by another uprising." "Krakozhia has been involved in civil war throughout the late '80s and '90s as it has tried to transition from Communist rule." " Watch it!" " Please." "Please, telephone?" "Telephone?" "Telephone?" "Please." "Please." "Please." "Please." "[Tannoy] For security reasons, please keep your luggage with you at all times." "Unattended luggage will be removed for inspection and may be destroyed." "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, you broke my bag!" "I got this in Paris." "This is my favourite bag." "I can't believe you just broke my bag!" "Mom, Dad!" "He broke my bag!" "Food document." "Excuse me." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Do you have an appointment?" "I don't let anyone to look at my trash without an appointment." "I have an opening next Tuesday." "Tuesday." "Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tuesday." "It will be good time for you to come back and get lost." "OK, goodbye." "Sorry." "Tuesday." "[Strangers In The Night instrumental plays]" "[Aeroplane descends]" "[Yawns]" "[Strains]" "[Fizzes]" "[Sighs]" "[Engine screams]" "Don't shoot!" "[Salchak] She sleeps 12, Frank." "Has a 120-volt generator, wet bar, gas range." "She looks amazing." "She's my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow." "She's a beautiful boat and I hope you get her soon." "You've earned her." "Thank you, Frank." " You have." " Actually, I bought her yesterday." "Come on." "Congratulations!" "I'm nominating you to take my place." "You will assume the duties of acting Field Commissioner until you get approval from Washington." "Really?" "I don't know what to say." "Jesus." "Richard, is this real?" "It's real, Frank, it's real." "Don't pretend to be surprised." "You've been waiting for me to retire or drop dead for years now." "No, I haven't been waiting for you to retire." "[Both laugh]" "That's all right, Frank." "My retirement will become official the day you get sworn in." "You've waited a long time for this." "I have." "Just be careful about the inspection process." "I will." "I've been here for 17 years..." "We're talking about the Field Commissioner position." "People are going to look to you for leadership, to set an example." "What are you saying?" "[Chuckles]" "I'm saying the job is yours to lose." "Ship the Colombians off to asylum hearings, and call the parents of those kids from Long Island." "Tell them it was a bad idea to let them go to Jamaica." "Come on, let's go." "South America and Madrid are on the tarmac." "I want them out of here in half an hour." "Mr Thurman." "There's a man walking around the terminal in a bathrobe." "I know, sir." "You put him there." "Welcome to the United States." "Next!" "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "I need visa." "Where's your green form?" "I can't do anything without it." "Go to the wall." "Next!" "Sir." "The light green form." "?" "I love New York..." " I love it!" " ?" "New York" "?" "I love New York" "?" "I love New York..." "Light green." "Mr Navorski, you cannot get into New York without a visa." "You cannot get a visa without a passport, and you cannot get a new passport without a country." "There's nothing we can do for you here." "I give you light green." "I'm sorry, but you've wasted an entire day." "At this time you are simply..." " Unacceptable." " Yes." "Unacceptable." "[Snoring]" "[Frank] Why is he still here?" "You released him, sir." "You put him there." "Why doesn't he walk out the doors?" "Why doesn't he try to escape?" "Sir, you told him to wait." "I didn't think he'd actually do it." "I mean, he's in a crack." "Who the hell waits in a crack?" "No news from the State Department, but we can deport him in a few days." "Yeah, it could be a few days." "It could be a week, two weeks, a month." "Who knows what this guy is thinking, what gulag he escaped from." "[Woman] Next!" "Everything he does comes back to me." "You want him back in the holding cell?" "No, I'll show him the door." "Hello." "Hello." "Do you have an appointment?" "Yes. 9.30." "Food document, trash." "Tuesday." "Tuesday." "I hate the Tuesday." "Excuse me." "[Man speaks German]" "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "Airports are tricky places, Mr Navorski." "I'm about to tell you something." "Something you can never repeat to anyone." "Do you understand?" "It's a secret." "Secret?" "Yes, a secret." "At 12 o'clock today, the guards at those doors will leave their posts and their replacements are going to be five minutes late." "Late five minutes." "Yes." "Late five minutes." "At 12 o'clock." "Just today." "Just this once." "No one is going to be watching those doors." "And no one will be watching you." "So, America not closed." "No." "America, for five minutes, is open." "Have a nice life, Mr Navorski." "Catch and release." "It's simple." "Sometimes you land a small fish." "You unhook him and place him back in the water." "You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him." "All right, here we go." "OK." "Call them off." "Johnson, clear the doors." "All right." "Go." "Get out of there." "All right, there's the door." "All right." "Here we go." "Now where is he?" "There he is." "No, that's not him." "There he is." "All right, Viktor." "Here we go." "[Whistle]" "What's so complicated?" "Exit, Viktor." "Come on." "In a few minutes, you'll be somebody else's problem." "He wants to make sure nobody's watching." "I told him nobody would be watching." "Come on." "All right, here we go." "Call the Airport Police." "He's on his way." "Excuse me." "[Camera whirs]" "You got it." "There we go." "He's got to get a running start, I guess." "Just leave." "Just leave." "Leave." "Leave." "What are you doing?" "Why is he kneeling?" "Is he praying?" "No." "He's tying his shoelace." "Come on, leave." "Get the cameras." "Where is he?" "Where is he?" "[Thurman] To the left of here." "No." "He was at the door." "[Thurman] Just go a little left." "All right." "All right." "I wait." "What are you looking at?" "Go back to work." "Thank you." "[Shrieks]" "[Woman] Oh, God." "Oh, shit." "[Speaks Bulgarian]" "This belong you?" "Thank you." "Oh, shit." "See?" "Wet floor." "That you." "I'm so late." "Buenos Aires." "I can't remember the gate." "Gate 24." " You sure?" " Yes." "Thanks." "[Tannoy] Ladies and gentlemen..." "Wait." "For you." "Payless Shoes." "Second floor." "Sensible heels." "Hi, baby." "Come here, you." "[Gupta] I think he's CIA." "The CIA put him here to spy on us." "You don't know what you're talking about." "He doesn't speak English." "If he could learn to speak, this guy." "He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman?" "A flight attendant." " So, she's CIA, too?" " No." "She look like a Russian." "KGB." "She gave him heel of her shoes." "And he gave her a piece of the paper." "Was it microfilm?" "A coupon from Payless Shoes." "Must be some kind of the code." "You been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products." "I'm warning you guys." "You watch yourself." "This guy is here for a reason." "And I think that reason is us." "[Music plays]" "Excuse me, buddy." "What's going on?" "It's Navorski." "He's figured out the quarters." "[Coins jangle]" "Good afternoon." "Welcome to Burger King." "May I take your order?" "Keep the change." "Excuse me." "OK, go." "Go." "Good boy." "Thank you." "Bye-bye." "Welcome to Burger King." "May I take your..." "[TV:" "Brass band plays]" ""Crisis." "Crisis in Krakozhia."" "Now that heavy fighting has subsided and both sides have dug in for the long winter ahead, it's clear that the future of Krakozhia may be in doubt for some time to come." "Meanwhile, the people of Krakozhia suffer the consequences." ""And food... in..."" "... have caused food and energy shortages." ""...in Krakozhia."" "[Shouts in Bulgarian]" "[Speaks Bulgarian]" ""The story of Broadway is the..."" ""The cast of comedy hit Friends which is set in New York."" "[Speaks Bulgarian] Friends." "[Speaks Bulgarian] Friends." "[Tannoy] Due to the heavy snowfall, all flights have been cancelled... [all groan]" "[Viktor speaks Bulgarian]" ""Wayne Newton is 61 today."" ""It's a miracle."" ""Korean conjoined twins separated today in Maine."" ""Chances of survival 50-50."" "50-50." "Next." "Let me ask you something, Mr Navorski." "Why do you wait here every day when there's nothing I can do for you?" "Your new visa will not arrive until your country is recognized by the US." "You have two stamp." "One red, one green." " So?" " I have chance to go New York, 50-50." "[Chuckles]" "Yes." "That's a beautiful way to look at it, but America doesn't work that way." "As acting Field Commissioner, I've created a new position here at JFK." "Transportation Liaison for Passenger Assistance." "Sir, what will that person do?" "[Shrieks]" "Thank you." "I'll take it from here." "I'm Transportation Liaison in charge of Passenger Assistance." "No carts, no quarters." "No quarters, no food." "It'll be days before he goes through the doors in violation of section 2.14" "Then he's somebody else's problem." "Why don't we tag him in violation of section 2.14 now?" "Then ship him to detention." "He has to break the law by leaving." "I won't lie, particularly to get rid of somebody like him." "[Country music plays]" " [Max] Sorry, buddy." " Honey!" "Put it down." "Put it down." "Put it down." "You try to take my mop." "You try to take my floor." "It's my job." "Stay off my floor." "Stay away from my mop." " Food." " If you touch it again, I kill you."