"That's great!" "I'm exhausted." "She's given me something valuable as an engagement gift as well." "Unfortunately she ate fermented tofu tonight, though." "Nevertheless, she tasted nice." "I have a gift for you in return." "You can have this." "An old shoe isn't suitable for you." "Give it to me." "Someone's at the front door." "I thought I saw him earlier." "She's given me a symbol of engagement." "You're a bit too late." "One after the other." "I'm on to a loser." "I've taught Flying Monkey a lesson." " Clean your face first." " Thank you." "You treacherous duo, come out now." " Slut, come out." " Looking for me?" "You two, come out now." "The treacherous pair, come out." " Why did you treat me like that?" " Me?" "First you slept with Scholar Wong, now you sleep with him." "Why did you ask me here?" "He's not looking for me." "He's here for you." "I didn't sleep with him." "Don't deny it." "I saw him undressing you." "I didn't get undressed." "Still denying it?" "I even saw your breast." "Are you trying to kill me to cover the truth?" "Wing Chun, you came to Yunan at the age of 10, I've missed you ever since." "I came all this way to look for you." "I've been very foolish." "You are so stupid." "The one undressing wasn't me, it was her." "She should get paid for it." "Leong, you're as stupid as a pig." " You've identified the wrong one, she's..." " Don't tell him." "I know, she's a woman." "I apologise." "I'm sorry." "Wrong way..." " Are you hurt?" " Did that moron hurt you?" "She's not physically hurt." "It's her heart that's hurt." "Why didn't you tell that fool you're Wing Chun?" "What's the use of telling him?" "The one he likes isn't Wing Chun." "You're all idiots." "Why is the Castle Lord hurt?" "It looks so funny." "You spent your whole life deflowering girls and now you've been deflowered!" "Now you can focus on Kung Fu training." " Am I right?" " Big brother, you're right." "Who did that to you?" "It was a woman." "She's called Wing Chun." "I'll settle the situation for you." "Useless bunch." "Lost to a woman." "The bandits are here." "Don't be afraid!" "We're not here to rob, we're here to buy some gifts." " Left." " No, right!" " Left!" " Right!" "Castle Lord, where's the tofu shop." "I only come here at night, I'm lost in the daylight." " Here!" " Buy from me!" " Look at this." " Over here!" "Here!" "Here!" " Buy from me!" " Here!" " Why is it so busy?" " Hey!" " Who's he?" " A bandit." "A bandit?" "Go and hide." "Watch what you buy." "We need to pay for it this time." "Have I damaged your brain?" "How dare you come here in broad daylight." "I'm here to buy some wedding gifts, leave me alone." "Wing Chun, don't spoil our business, he pays a lot." "He's given us a lot of money, don't blow it." "Buying wedding gifts?" "Have you abducted someone's daughter?" " I want Yim Neung." " How dare you!" "He's using your column." "Stop!" "You have no right to touch that." "Good." "My Cotton Belly normally breaks a bone or two but you're still standing." " How's that?" " Good legs, fast and furious." "But my hands were faster, I blocked all your moves." " Are you Wing Chun?" " Who are you?" " I'm Flying Chimp." " Another beast." "It was me who wounded the Monkey, look for me if you want revenge." "Please." "Vicious!" "But you're mine." " Are you married?" " Nonsense!" "Great!" "You need a powerful man to tame you." "What about a kiss?" "Let go of me!" " Wing Chun, help!" " I'll kill you." "Come and fight me tomorrow." "If you win, I'll let her go." "If you lose, you'll be my wife." " Let's go." " Wing Chun, help!" "Not the marrying type?" " The tigress has been attacked!" " She's all red in anger." "Buy more next time." " Help!" " Wing Chun." "Wing Chun." "Leong, please help me." " Wing Chun." " Help." "The Travelling Kick!" "Remember to come to the castle tomorrow, I'll be waiting for you!" "Master Leong!" "Pak Tou!" " Pak Tou, catch a cricket for me please." " OK, catch up." "Wing Chun." "Hey!" "He's calling for you." "Wing Chun, can't you hear?" "He's looking for you." "He wasn't calling for me." "He's only talking in his sleep." "Are you stupid or what?" "Why did you give Leong the Nine-Magic pill." "I was there when Master gave it to you." "You should have sought my consent." "That pill could fetch 200 taels of silver." "That jerk won't be your man." "Why are you saving him?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I'm going to save Yim Neung." "Why should you save your love rival?" "Yim Neung and I are friends, she didn't mean to hurt me." "Maybe that's what we call fate." "Even if I don't get married I must act righteously." "Come what may, I'll still have you." "I've lost my virginity, I'm not a spinster any more." "I've found someone to rely on." "Didn't you say men are disgusting?" "Being without a man is even more disgusting." "I don't want to end up alone." "I'm sorry." "Congratulations." "Wing Chun, don't risk your life." "Why are you up so soon?" "Do you know you've taken 200 taels' worth of medicine?" "I know." "Where are the bandits?" "1 0 miles to the west, Mount Tai Sing." "Be careful, we have no more Nine-Magic pills!" "You go back." "You haven't fully recovered yet." "I'll go to the castle to save Wing Chun." "I'll tell her your good intentions." "I can't let you go alone." "I'm sorry about that night." "I didn't mean to peep." "Don't bring that up again." "OK." "I feel that Wing Chun has changed." "She's not the Wing Chun I used to know." "You're her friend, you'd know that she was forced to marry before." "When she was 1 7." "The villagers called her Tofu Beauty as well." "There was a bandit who liked her and forced her to marry him." "To avoid marrying him, she followed a Master to learn Kung Fu." "The Master said she could learn Kung Fu to avoid marrying the bandit, but she will also scare away any other marriage proposal." "Eventually she decided to learn Kung Fu so as not to marry the bandit." "One decision can change your fate forever." "But Wing Chun has never regretted her decision." " Why are you staring at me?" " You seem to be talking about yourself." "Wing Chun is my only confidante." "She tells me everything." "Did she tell you that we used to catch crickets together?" " She isn't Wing Chun, you..." " Stop guessing." "She is an exquisite beauty, you'll like each other." "You can take her away." "Don't you know that you're the Wing Chun I dream about?" " I'm not." " You're Wing Chun." "I'm not." " You are." " I'm not." " You are." " I'm not." "You're Wing Chun!" "Yes, I'm Wing Chun, don't stress yourself." "I'm overjoyed!" "I've finally found you." "Wing Chun, finding you is worth every drop of blood I've lost." "The arrival of the Castle Lord." "Thank you!" "Come in." "Faster." " Congratulations!" " Thank you." " What a celebration!" " Gorgeous!" "This way, please." "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Castle Lord, I have something to ask you." "How did you two meet?" "You all know." "I abducted her!" "The couple should kiss first." " Why did you hit me?" " I couldn't stand the sight of it." "What has it got to do with me?" "Let's start the ceremony." "Let's kowtow." "Down." "Done!" "Bedtime." "The bananas are all smashed, the bride and groom will have many children." "I've lost my manhood, how can I have lots of children?" "Brother, at least your dream has been fulfilled." "Castle Lord, I'm like a brother to you, I can help you make children." "I'm willing to help too." "I've been in the castle for two years, I'm yet to smell a woman." "Listen." "This woman is bait to lure Yim Wing Chun." "I want to tame that wild horse." "Do you want to see Big Brother having fun?" "Big Brother, what about me?" "Shut up and have a drink with the others." "Serve the food." "He's sleeping with his eyes open" "Keep sleeping, shithead." " Who hit my wife?" " Go back to sleep." "This wine is superb, even the scarecrows are moving now." "Let's drink up." "What the hell are you drinking?" "Wing Chun, I'm the only one in the castle who couldn't drink and couldn't sleep." "It's all your fault." "Get her!" "Let's go." "Go and save Yim Neung." "OK." "How do you feel?" "Great!" "Good morning." "Wing Chun, Pak Tou!" "Stupid Chimp, let her go!" " Don't worry, Yim Neung." " I'm not interested in her." " Are you OK?" " I'm fine." "What about you?" "I'm fine too." "You two go first." "Not so easy." "Get me the Champion spear." "If you can extract the spear in three moves, I'll let them go." "If you can't do it, you have to stay here to keep me company." "OK, deal." "The spear is under my feet, come and get it." "I'll be gentle." "Kung Fu is not a verbal sport." "Come on." "You're a bit slow." "If you surrender, I'll let them go." "I am being kind but you've became arrogant." "Let's finish the three moves then you'll shut up." " It's worth it." " Take another blow." "I can pull the spear out anytime now." " I'll push it further in, you won't get it out." " Thank you!" "Well done!" "Well done!" "Shut up!" "Are you happy that I lost?" "Good stuff!" "I enjoyed fighting you." "Don't say I'm not kind to you." "We'll fight again in three days." "Release them." "Wing Chun, thank you." "Wing Chun!" "Are you all right?" " I have an internal injury." " Where are you going?" "I'm going to my Master." "Is she seriously hurt?" "After you have eaten the Nine-Magic pill, you'll feel fine." "Master!" "A soft tongue stays in the mouth." "A tooth breaks because it's hard." "I'm not as soft nor as tough as Chimp." "How can I beat him?" "A tree is a thousand feet tall." "Fallen leaves return to the roots." "Wing Chun, your life isn't complete." "Go and get married." "CLOSED FOR THE DAY" "They're closed for the day." "Maybe Wing Chun has become the Mistress of the Castle." "You'll get an eye infection staring like that." "Yim Neung." "You're out of breath." "You might drop dead at any time!" "Go and die." "Why didn't you tell me you were back?" "What do you think I am?" "Did the bandits have their way with you?" "She isn't a lady any more." "She could do with some tenderness." "The bandits were only using me as bait to lure Wing Chun out." "I trust you, Yim Neung, but the villagers are not so kind." "Our wedding will have to be very low profile." "Why don't you come with me?" "We'll marry when the rumours die down." "Yim Neung is getting married to Wong." "You can't force a marriage." "You saw what happened the other night." "We're husband and wife now." "Look, I even have an engagement pendant." "I have no such valuable pendant." " Look here." " My shoe." "I've been waiting all this time for your proposal." "It was you!" "I want my chastity back!" "I'll kill myself by banging on this table!" "What's done is done." "Don't cry." "I'll take responsibility for you." "Is he overexcited?" "He's counting my fortune." "I never knew that you were so rich." "Since I've lost my chastity, I'll marry you, golden chicken." "I'll be your wife, golden tortoise." " Do you know his worth?" " I've done my homework." " Congratulations to the wealthy pair." " Thank you." "Pak Tou!" "Who's Pak Tou?" " Where is he?" " I'm Pak Tou." "I'm delivering a letter from Wing Chun." "I've come a long way, I'm very hot." "May I have a bowl of tofu?" "No problem, please be seated." "The letter..." "Wing Chun, you're really cruel." "Why are you reading my letter?" " Give it to me." " It's mine." "She's leaving me." " I thought Wing Chun had a letter for me?" " Yes, word of mouth." "Look at his stupid face." "Luckily I have you." "How is that?" "Isn't the message sweeter than tofu dessert?" "I've packed your clothes, I've also packed for Wing Chun." "Thank you." "I made this suit for you." "Thank you." "It's very nice." "Gowns should be new, friends should be old." "I give you and Wing Chun all my blessings." "Maybe he's in love with Yim Neung." "That's why he's not here." "He's not coming, I'd better leave." " You're here?" " Why were you hiding up the tree?" "I was so anxious I came last night." "When I woke up, you were here." "Great!" "You're such a scatterbrain." "Let's go!" "Are you feeling sick?" "Let me support you." "Ma'am, may we take a break here?" "Wing Chun, I'm going to pick tea leaves, please make yourselves comfortable." "Thank you." "Are you feeling better?" "We'll have a break here." "It's your fault." "I've taken a Nine-Magic pill." "I can't get excited." "Are you affected by me?" " Are you teasing me?" " I wouldn't dare." "So many mosquitoes." "Get off me!" "You're dead now, where else can you fly to?" "Now I understand Master's message." "I can apply Wing Chun impetuous to counter Chimp's Cotton Belly." " Let's have another fight with the Chimp." " If you lose, I'll suffer." "I won't lose." "I..." "Unless we get married first." "Your knees are too powerful." "You're hurting me." "Who told you to be so rude?" "I reacted instinctively." "If you can, pull your hand out." "I have a move to counter you." " Stop tickling me!" " Got you now." " You're too rough." " Use your knees again!" "Don't be rash, I'll be out soon." "Give me a shout if you need help." "I'll come in and save you." "Wing Chun, hit him where it hurts." "No one has ever slipped through my fingers yet." "When someone needs a lesson from me, I'm sure to show up." " If you lose..." " If I lose, I'll call you Mum." "Great." "Good boy." "Are you insulting me?" "Choose your weapon." "Eight Chops Sabres." "How can two little sabres fight my long and thick spear?" "You'll definitely be my mistress now." "You don't deserve it." "You're more suited to being my son." "The longer the better!" "The shorter the sharper!" "It's no use having a long weapon." "Stop." "It's between me and her, the rest of you get lost." "Wing Chun impetuous." "Go take a ride." "Have another trip!" "Just a few days and your Kung Fu has improved." "That's not all." "I haven't used the impressive moves yet." "Cotton Belly!" "Belly Buster!" "Impetuous Chain!" "Is Cotton Belly broken?" "Perhaps you can call me Mum now." "Go with the flow." "Call me Mum?" "One more kick." "Have a nice trip." "You're very persistent." "My hands are numb now." "Let's call it quits." "Master, are you all right?" "Even thieves should have morals." "How can you attack her from behind?" "Apologise." " Brother, you..." " Apologise!" "Mum, I'm sorry." "Mum, was I right?" "Yes, good boy." "Bid farewell to the mother of all thieves." "It's all right." "You all have to stop being thieves." "Yes!" "Mother of all thieves." "Wing Chun." "I'm so very happy!" " Stand up!" "Let's get out of here." " I'm ecstatic." "I was so worried for you but I knew that you'd win." "When are we marrying?" "Time to celebrate." "Thank you for coming." "Thank you." "We finally got rid of the leftover merchandise." "And sold it to a good buyer as well." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Yim Neung, you must settle down soon." "Don't worry, I won't be a tofu seller forever." "Be more feminine." "Thank you." "Congratulations." "You are made for each other." "Thank you!" "Wing Chun, I give you my best wishes." "You'll have lots of children and be together for eternity." "What a change!" "You talk so sweetly now." "It's nothing." "When one is happily married, one looks sweeter, one sounds sweeter too." "We should get going now, it'll be the lucky hour soon." "Right, if we miss the lucky hour..." " Enough, let's go." " Let's." "Thank you." "Who's the one you love?" "Who's the one that hurt you?" "Who's asking you to be in his arms?" "Who cares about your dreams?" "Who understands your plight?" "Who touches your heart?" "If a woman always waits for you till late at night" "Not regretting her youth passing her by" "She's devoted her life to you" "A woman falls in love easily and is emotionally fragile" "A woman never knows how low she can fall" "For a woman, love is her soul" "She could devote her life to someone she loves"