"Hot chocolate and a brioche for Milord." "The curtain rises!" "Put the box aside." "You must eat." "Stone and cat piss." "The house's usual." "You know what you have to do to earn the special." "I'll take the usual." "Do stop provoking me by sucking on that." "Why must you refuse my lobsters?" "You drive me wild!" "I cannot rest since I saw you take off your shirt." "I love your body, so hard and lithe." "Take me!" "Take me!" "You sicken me, Ambert!" "Neither blackmail or love will get you anywhere." "Gaoler, please be so kind as to leave." "Do not forget the fouled water." "I'm not good enough for you!" "There shall be no more brioche!" "I am uneasy." "Where shall we go once we're out?" "Wouldn't the Governor like to know?" "I've never betrayed anyone!" "Back in the Marais, I was called Pigonou The Grave!" "What about Zephyr The Whale, Delcourt, your pals in iron Heart's band?" "Did I not send them to the galleys?" "Your pardon, sir." "Well, I may have been an informer, but I'll never be a stool-pigeon." "I will never rat on you." "Shut up and suck!" "Here is another one." "Confound it, it tasted good!" "Start praying!" "The almanac, my Lieutenant-General." "Saint Gerard, pray for us." "Saint Francis of Assisi, pray for us." "Saint Bruno, pray for us." "Saint Fremant, pray for us." "Pass me the mayonnaise and pray louder." "Ambert can hear us." "Saint George, pray for us." "Saint Pélagie, pray for us." "Saint Denis, pray for us." "Saint Teresa, pray for us." "Saint Baldwin, pray for us." ""This brazen man is too strongly proportioned." ""Nature revolts within me" ""when imagining his pleasures."" "Do pleasures frighten you since you no longer enjoy them?" "No, Colin." "Not me, but my heroine." "The man is too well endowed for the opening he has chosen." " ls he chubbier than I?" " Yes." "It would be child's play for you." ""He cannot overcome the obstacles." ""As soon as he tries, he is rejected." ""He spreads," ""ushers, tears..."" "What a string of verbs!" "Do not interfere." "You may give me ideas once in a while," " but I am the writer." " Very well, I'll keep quiet." "But so many verbs..." ""The softened flesh gives." ""The path opens." ""The ram penetrates."" "A ram?" "There is a ram?" "Where was it?" "An image!" ""The ram penetrates." ""l scream dreadfully." ""Soon, the mass is swallowed" ""and the snake," ""spouting its weakening venom," ""falls at last, crying with rage."" "Enough, I burn." "Here is the confessor you requested!" "Father." "I am the most miserable of women!" "A sinner doomed to hell's flames!" "Do not despair of divine mercy." "Confess your sins." "I had taken off my clothes one by one to bathe in the river." "Wait!" "While three held me to the ground, a fourth masked nobleman took his pleasure with me." "Not so fast, my child." "Where did he start?" "Here?" " Or there?" " Behind." ""Behind"!" "What on earth are you saying?" "I need more details, my child." "You still wore your underclothing?" " Well..." " Did he pull it off, tear it?" "Made a hole." "He took me through my lace." "Here's Turd-Packer polishing the silver!" "The maid at Milady'sl" "Piss on it and it will shinel" "Turd-Packer!" "You drunkards!" "Go do your duty or shall I tell the Governor!" "But while this monster deflowered you, what did the others do?" " Did they nibble your breasts?" " No." "They wouldn't have dared!" "He owned them." ""Owned them"?" "You see... 'Twas the King!" "Have you lost your mind?" "I wish I had." "His mask slipped. I recognized him." "His double chin, his big nose!" "'Twas his Majesty!" "Else, why would my prison orders bear his seal?" "Liar!" "Take care!" "Do not trifle with divine mercy." " There is worse, father!" " What can you invent?" "I am pregnant!" "The King's child will be born in jail!" ""Till now, my friend, I have been a rogue." ""l courted beauty, was wayward." ""But now, virtue has come" ""into my... my..."" "into my heart." ""Virtue has come into my heart." ""l'll not screw but for money." ""l'll become a stud for declining women." ""We shall play arse for a monthly fee."" "No!" "You are not reading an almanac!" "You seem to forget the stage-play!" "I do what I can." "I am not a professional!" "I know, but you are all I have." "Do your best." "You did much better yesterday." "When you say "play arse", you must undulate thus." "On one condition." "I wish to hear an exciting story later." "Done." ""l'll become a stud for declining women." ""l'll teach them to play arse" ""for a monthly fee."" "Perfect." "Go on!" ""Already I see a molly who'll soon" ""turn forty" ""offering me her soft padding..."" "Hush!" "Off stage, into my trousers." "Gaétan de Préaubois." "Governor of the Bastille." "Leave us." "Your Lordship, I am so pleased to meet you." "I've heard about you." "I have been requesting this interview for 628 days!" "The Governor had other fish to fry... I did not want to intrude." "In prison, one may escape from bores and snoops." "What can I do for you?" "By Jove!" "Set me free!" "It oversteps my jurisdiction." "At least, tell me why I am here." "As if you didn't know!" "Do you not recall having shat where you should not have?" "No." "This may refresh your memory." "What is it?" "Exhibit number one!" "At a guess... it's worth 30 years!" "It's not mine." "It's a judicial error." "Exhibit number two." ""To the Chief of Police." ""The crime enclosed was committed by a Marquis," ""refractory dog who, in spite of his race," ""enjoys undermining the foundations of religion" ""and society." ""The Bastille would curtail his evil-doings." ""Signed: a good friend."" "An anonymous accusation is enough for you!" "Praise be justice!" "Go on, you will obtain twenty more years." "It's a plot!" "Admit your crime." "Who were your accomplices?" "You were not alone." "I'm innocent!" "Jail does not scare me." "Your laws are nefarious." "Even from here, I shall oppose them." "As you please." "Think!" "Now, tell me, did you do it?" "I've defecated on so many crosses..." "A merely poetical demonstration." "But what about the consequences?" "I do not grant society the right to rule my nature." "I, myself, refuse to subdue my passions." "You could have told me." "Sex and arse do not mix." "If the left hand knows not the right hand's doings, they are less tempted to applaud slavishly." "Do not wait. I shall walk back." "Had I not told you you were no longer welcome?" "Juliette!" "For pity's sake!" "Just one more time!" "Your breath!" "It's foul!" "You smell of fornication." "My love..." "A little gift." "Can Juliette de Titane be bought with this trifle?" "It cost me 5,000 crowns!" "Money, always money!" "How contemptible!" "You sully everything!" "What's more, you wet the rug." "I know." "Punish me." "Off with your boots." "On the chair." " Lower your pants." " Not my pants, mistress!" "Be quick about it!" "Poor sad little thing!" "Yes!" "Harder!" "Bite, goddamn it!" "Draw Blood!" "Yes, that's it!" "Go on... I'm coming!" "I like it!" "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "Holy Departed, pray for us." " Saint Hubert, pray for us." " Shut up!" "Enough!" "Look!" "The door is open." "Are you going to warn your friends?" "Do we put the candles on the windowsill?" "Not so fast." "is the ladder finished?" "One storey... two storeys... three storeys... and... two steps." "We need three more yards." "No more material." "Ambert!" "Ambert!" "Pigonou needs to confess urgently!" "Justine says she's bearing His Majesty's child, which may be true." "I cut... and pocket." "Yours is a cuckold's luck." "Shuffle." "What a nuisance." "If the rabble were to know, the scandal would arouse their discontent." "A bastard would finish off the regime's reputation." "Double. I spread." "I hold without spreading." "I have an idea." "And I... a pair of bollocks!" "If Marquis, that profligate, were to rape Justine, and public opinion were to learn about it, everyone would think he fathered the child!" "You have a better hand at politics than cards." "Come in." "I beg your pardon, Your Lordship, but Pigonou asks for Dom Pompero." "Could it be?" "We shall learn the reason for Lupino's disgrace!" "I was told it was corruption, but, somehow, I feel he must have conspired." "Much more likely!" "Otherwise, why would the King jail his Police Chief?" "There's one thing that is clear:" "if that rogue Pigonou does not tell us soon, why bother to feed him?" "I shall kick him out!" "You'll have to make room." "You have company." "Don't bother, Ambert, I'll never give in, even if you take half of my space!" "Don't mind me." "You again, Lupino?" "I shall not stay long." "Just until the citizen Pigonou squeals." "I must be deaf." "A "citizen" is about to "squeal"" "without your help?" "The Police Chief who arrested you is now no more than a poor prisoner." "I accuse myself of having trafficked with pork." "You know how it is... I started on my own, a few slices on the black market," "and I became a link in the chain." "No sin but should find mercy, the Lord has forgiven you." "How about Lupino?" "But the Lord did not know the ham was baptised." "I added water." "A thief and a liar." "Like everyone else!" "No capital sins." "You know what I am after." "Wait." "I did not tell you what happened when the retailers found out." "Mercy!" "Don't bleed me!" "Give us fresh ham, not trash." "lron-Heart ran out." "The farmer-generals commandeered it all." "You have a first class ham right here." "I swear I don't!" "You search me." "What about this?" "My leg!" "That's right!" "We want it now!" "Retail suicide, isn't that a capital sin?" "I've had enough." "I've already given you general absolution." " l certify you pure pork." " Maybe so, but I'm not kosher!" "You mix everything up!" "Of course you're not kosher." "But then... you'll not give me 24 rosaries and 12 crucifixes?" "Here." "Christian charity has little to do with it." "Next time, if you do not reveal Lupino's secret, you'll be sent back to the Marais and see what lron-Heart has to say to you." "Mercy, father!" "I shall do my best, but he distrusts me." "I am nothing but a poor thief while he is an important political prisoner." "What on earth are you accused of?" "Of having infiltrated the Patriotic Citizens' Club and falling for their ideals out of love." "How times change!" "We must help the people establish the bourgeoisie." "It's our only way out." "But I'm a nobleman." "I've never cared for work or money." "A liberate libertine. I know." "Without faith or law, lord or master." "I hardly... dare mention the small favour you could do for the Nation." "Go ahead." "I have planned to escape to organise the revolutionary struggle." "Only you can help me." "Pray tell me in what way." "By giving in to Lambert's lust." "I've been told he's mad about you." "In short, you want me to bugger him in the name of freedom?" "Exactly." "You'd help bring down a regime we both despise." "Hush!" "They are hard to catch this season!" "I prefer... feathers to the rump." "I understand your scruples." "I grant you that sodomy goes against Nature, but for such a noble cause..." "My one and only noble point may be found in my bodily appendage, whom I will consult democratically as he is rather whimsical." "Someone's coming." "The people count on you." "Before breaking out, I shall knock on the wall so." "You'll call Ambert." "It all depends on you." "It all depends... on him." " Death to aristocrats!" " Take that!" " String up the tyrant!" " And that!" "And that!" "Long live Revolution!" "You have gone too far!" " To the Bastille with you!" " Have mercy, Juliette!" "Now... where shall I lock you up?" " ln that big tower?" " The "Bazinière"?" "It's for women!" "I see three candles burning." "The "Berthaudière"." " lt's full up." " Who is there?" "Not my barbs!" "I'll talk!" "A ruffian, a conspirator and a loony." "The conspirator will do for you." "No." "Lupino shares a cell with Pigonou, and you know Marquis is abnormal." "He scares me." "In the middle cell, then." "It's the guard's." " How many men?" " l don't know. I forget." "Twelve!" "I need some exercise." "I have a proposal." " What?" " Ambert!" "I'll not consider it." "It no longer concerns us and the improvement of our comfort." "It's a good deed." "You doing a good deed?" "Wonder of all wonders!" "To help escape the man who brought on our misfortune, to free the one who locked us in, isn't that greatness of soul?" "Done!" "Without any conditions?" "Yes, one." "Give and take." "I've always wanted to deflower that wall." "What do you see in it?" "Look... towards your left, a bit down." "By Jove!" "What a lovely crack!" "I've seen better ones outside, but we'll give it a screw!" "Certainly not, that slit has sharp edges." "That or no Ambert." "I give in!" "But don't complain afterwards." "Pray forgive me, ma'am." "The little one can't take it." "See where abstinence leads to!" "Wasting your precious seed as if it were ordinary urine!" "You didn't knock!" "I have my private..." "Your privates, certainly." "Do not despair." "Mother Church is understanding although you refuse confession." "I bring you good news." "God's gift." "Go to hell!" "Guard!" "No matter the sinner's crime, he must take part in God's creation using an appropriate vessel." "Come, my son." "Use her as you will, you have my blessing." "Et ego tanquem dei minister vos in matrimonium conjunguo." "To me!" "The prisoner has escaped!" " To me!" " Did you hear, Rudi?" "Turd-Packer's lost his prisoner!" "Where is she, drunkards?" "Enjoying herself with Marquis, Turd-Packer." "Governor's orders." "With the priest's approval." "Marquis!" "He's giving her what I've longed for." "Why her and not me?" "Now that we have the real thing, you mince." "Look at her." "Isn't she fleshier than the wall?" "I'd love to, but my head hurts so much." "A little exercise would help." "No, I don't feel like exercising." "Perhaps a spicy tale..." ""A tale"?" "Can't you see madam's flesh quiver?" "Look." "She pants with fright." "We shall make her ours." "Mercy, good sir!" "I'm with child, but the fruit of my entrails is doomed." "The way I feel, I'll never manage without a story." "Very well." "A story." ""The twenty year old woman, with child," ""is lifted" ""on a pedestal, seven..." "No!" "Eight feet tall." ""Unable to place both feet," ""she balances on one." ""She is then given a flexible pole." ""Understandably, she'll try not to fall." ""On the other hand, she doubtlessly will." ""This possibility amuses the four monks." ""They each have a couple of women who excite them" ""while they watch the show." ""ln spite of her condition," ""she does not fall for fifteen minutes." ""But her strength fails," ""she lands on the thorns and the villains" ""for the last time, offer on her body" ""the foul homage of their ferocity."" "I am so moved!" "You too, sir, must have suffered to describe so justly human lowliness." "Quite exciting." "There were less verbs than usual." "How many times must I tell you that style" " is my business!" " Take off my bandage." "Little do I know about literature, but I found it sublime!" "What intuition, what sensitivity!" "Let's enter her." "Madam, your praises touch the heart of the poor readerless writer that I am." "If you do not consider her unworthy, poor Justine would find relief in hearing your other works." "Do not fall asleep." "Put me inside." "You're exasperating." "Would you lend me your ribbon?" "With pleasure." "Help me." "There." "The knot is tight." "He'll not bother us." "He's not a bad fellow, a little obsessed." ""May my tomb disappear" ""from earth" ""as I hope my memory will from men's minds." ""We've not been granted the power to destroy," ""but only that of varying shapes." ""But shape is of no importance in Nature's eyes." ""Our destruction revives her power and energy." ""What does she care" ""if that mass of flesh, the biped individual," ""tomorrow becomes one thousand insects?" ""Nature's foremost quality" ""is her constant movement," ""an endless chain of crimes." ""Passion is but a means to fulfill her designs." ""To Nature, the most sublime of men" ""is of no more importance than an oyster."" ""Eros stronger than death!"" "Admirable!" "What was that?" "A piece of anthology of French literature." "It comes from here... in my pants." "Save me!" "Help!" "I can't breathe!" "I'm dying!" "My poor Colin, he's dead." " l killed him." " His pulse is still beating." "I feel it in my hand." "If he dies, I'll commit suicide!" "He must be bled." "Quick, a lancet!" "Pray do, I simply can't." "The congestion is relieved, now to stop the blood." "He's saved." "I can feel him coming back to life." "Your cares do him good." "Damnation!" "Stop this immediately!" "Let him be!" "Out, harlot!" "One of these days, you'll be sorry for all you didn't do to me." "I'll never forget our time together." "I hope your friend will soon be re-established." "Out, I said!" "I've had enough of your filth!" "Murderer!" "You tried to get rid of me out of jealousy!" "You thought she'd prefer me!" "You betrayed our friendship!" "You would not keep quiet while I courted her." "But I was wrong, please forgive me." "Like hell!" "I'm disfigured." "And I know you prefer words to deeds." "Deep down, you do not deserve me." "A misunderstanding." "I swear he did not touch me." "Liar!" "Why would the Governor lock you up with him?" "Because Marquis asked him to!" "Among their class, favours are granted." "You gave him all he asked for, own up!" "Have mercy!" "We spoke of literature." "You prig!" "He buggered you." "But you don't dare say so!" "I'm not good enough for him." "I bet he rammed through every hole, he really polished his acorn." "I caught you trying to give him a hard-on, you wanted more!" "I was curing him, on my honour!" "You cannot understand." "I don't understand!" "But you're a man!" "Do not mock me, my breasts are a little low." "Let go of my teat!" "A miracle, four of them!" "Not like that!" "Your nails!" "Now tell me how he took you!" "He respected me." "He's a gentleman." "I love him, I do." "So do I, I love him." "As he won't take me, I'll take you." "I admire your flat, clean country." "It did much to diffuse Descartes' works." "God be damned!" "A rationalist to boot!" "Although the King and I are cousins, we do not eat from the same rack." "Blood ties are weaker than money." "The Duke of Orleans..." " Do you know the latest?" " What?" "Did the King pinch his finger?" "Marquis, that degenerate, has done it again!" " Did he escape?" " Much better!" "He raped a poor maiden inside the Bastille!" "At times, my blue blood shames me." "God be damned!" "Are your jails mixed?" "Men and women are separate, but nothing deters that monster." "That fake nun, wasn't that him?" "Fatal!" "And the scandal of the domestic animals." "I'll never defend him." "Allow me:" "Jacquot the Fatalist, barrister of the chicken-coop." "To whom have I the honour?" "Willem van Mandarine, special envoy of the Low-Countries' Gazette in Paris." "Are you interested in Marquis?" "My work is more general:" "the state of the Kingdom in the year 1 788." "Prison life also interests me." "Would it be possible to enter the Bastille and leave again?" "You're lucky!" "I fatally know the Governor's paramour." "Yes, it's a novelty." "The most deserving prisoner shares the Xmas lobster." "I hope it becomes a tradition in the Bastille." "I could do with a little more." "I feel strange eating with a prisoner." "What did you do?" "High treason, clandestine opposition?" "A pork trafficker." "The exemplary conduct of this swindler has given us much satisfaction." "'Tis only fair he be rewarded." "Yet, I've heard much evil about your jails." "I know." "We are unfairly slandered, but rumours merely hit the wall of our indifference." "Pray mention that we are the first to have instated health care." "The lady Juliette is the benefactress." "Her devotion is admired by all." "I am but the humble god-mother of the unlucky." "Allow me, Mr. Pigonou..." "A small gift I myself embroidered." "Thank you, ma'am." "Charming." "I heard about a harder case." "You must refer to Marquis, our black sheep." "How is the victim?" "She was raped, I believe." "Poor Justine!" "Her larger lips are swollen, the smaller ones, torn, her buttocks, scratched, her udder, flattened, her spider completely bruised, her sirloin flushed, her pear totally open, a slaughter!" "Enough!" "You're ruining my appetite." "The brute!" "Four, four just for supper." "There were four of you?" "I want names." "Four big lobster tails, Lieutenant-General." "I'm stuffed!" "I have cold sweats!" "What's this?" "Did you steal a napkin?" "No." "A little gift from our god-mother." "What teats!" "A mouth wide enough for a whole salami." "Juliette!" ""Merry Xmas." "Midnight" ""at the balcony."" "It's tonight." "We must prepare the ladder." ""And thus, accused of a crime I did not commit," ""my torturers took away" ""ink and paper." ""Freedom or death!" ""Signed:" ""Marquis."" "How do you plan to send it?" "By the window." "Whoever picks it up, moved by my misfortunes, will take it to its Royal Addressee in Versailles." "Unless it lands on his head!" "Enough!" "I didn't know you were so spiteful." "What do you know about me?" "You devote no time to me." "What about the stories I tell you, Colin?" "Stories are not enough." "I need action," " to live as before." " So do I." "It doesn't seem so!" " l've written another letter." " The 101st!" "It will remain unanswered as all others." "You're nothing but a vain Utopian." "You're not down-to-earth as I am!" "Poor legless cripple!" "Where are your feet?" "I have yours." " Your body belongs to me." " What more?" "Your five senses. I rule them too." "Faugh!" "Who does the little one think he is?" "Don't call me "little"!" "You're not the boss." "I can make you lose your head." "Without my imagination, your sensations would be as flat as one of Rousseau's dreams!" "I also rule over your imagination." "I'd like to see you try!" "Behind you!" "A spider!" "Filthy thing!" "I hadn't seen it." "Look at it." "What do you do after the show?" "My dear, you have wonderful legs and what bellies!" "Don't you like her?" "The signal!" " You have to keep your promise." " What promise?" "I didn't promise anything!" "Are you backing out?" "I'm losing patience!" "I didn't hit the wall for nothing!" "We had agreed to help them." "I gave my word." "They escape and we stay." "Either we'll leave by the door or nothing." "Ambert!" "Here I am." "What is it?" "I feel a craving for lobsters." "Don't worry, lovely." "I'll bring you a big one!" " A real feast!" " But, Ambert, that's not lobster." "It's crawfish." "Whatever, but you must earn it!" "Your smell!" "Your smell!" "I can't wait!" "Come, my doggie!" "Come!" "Didn't you want to lead your own life?" " Show them what you've got." " l can't." "Come, little one." " Come!" " Courage!" "I couldn't, even with a helmet." " Debunking?" " Let me into my pants!" "You're taking a long time!" "Enough whisperings!" "What can we do?" "Stick in the lobster!" "It's a crawfish." "Ram it up!" "It won't fit." "With mayonnaise." "The boat is there." "The coach too." "Everything is as regular as clockwork." "Bring in your wooden ham first." "So good!" "I'm not sorry to have waited so long." "Wait, not too fast." "I want it to last." "The Bastille prison has the best garrison." "We screw all the maidens, drain all the flagons." "To me the guardl Quick, another potionl" "To me the guardl Here I come, Lisonl" "Make another effort!" "Suck in your belly!" "I already have!" "I can't do no more." "Use your hands, move your arse!" "If you didn't eat like a pig!" "I'm pulling through." "We're out!" "Don't play around." "The ladder's gone!" "Hang on tight!" "Use your nails, your teeth, anything!" "I can't!" "I'm slipping!" "To me the guard!" "Ambert!" "Help!" "To me!" ""Xmas at the Balcony" has failed!" "To me the guard!" "To me the guardl Quick, another potionl" "To me the guardl" "Here I come, Lisonl" "I'm coming!" "Why do you back up?" "There's a bone." "Did my Lord think he could fly the coop?" "To your kennel!" "When Phoebus'soft rays" "The harvest will array," "Armed with sickles," "The Bastille we'll tickle." "Armed with sickles," "The Bastille we'll tickle." "Pretty Citizen, good Patriot," "Come join the Sans-Culottes." "Good day, inn-keeper!" "Open up!" "We're closed, a kinsman died." "Pretty Citizen, good Patriot," "Come join the Sans-Culottes." "To achieve freedom, lsn't Summer the best Kingdom?" "The Spring session of the Patriotic Citizen's Club is now open." "Citizen Bernadin, owner of the inn of the Wounded Nightingale, has the floor." "Well, after listening to my patrons and having drunk flagons with the Patriotic Citizens of Saint Louis and the Cité, I'm convinced that the time is ripe to take the Bastille." "Fatal!" "Jacquot had said so!" "However, the people lack experience." "Fatality, fate's irony!" "Our only professional conspirator is in jail!" "The goal of the operation "Hot Summer"" "will be to deliver Lupino, the providential man who'll lead us to victory." "I hope it will be more successful than "Xmas at the Balcony"." "A costly failure, that was!" "It will work out!" "If Jacquot says so, it will fatally work!" "Jacquot also said so last year about operation "A Free Michaelmas", after I greased the guards' palms." "The plot wasn't worth a damn." "How could Jacquot foresee that the guards would get drunk and forget to open the gate?" "It will be a hot summer, citizens, I'll take an oath on it." "And I'm also running out of tricks." "The Governor constantly wants more." "I'll end up having to kill him to please him." "I'll give you till mid-July before I stop financing the Revolution." "I'll cut off the funds and turn my coat." "My lord wanted to help others, and here I am, chained!" "File harder, you'll never make it!" "I was wrong, I'm also paying for it." "Liar!" "You make do with anything as long as you have a pen and paper." "Don't add insult to injury!" "If only I could write my thoughts!" "I'll go mad!" "You're free." "Well, I know what's left for me to do." "See what Health Care in the Bastille sends you." "That child may be the fruit of a monster's deeds, but do not forget he's innocent." "You must love him as a Christian mother would." " The King a monster?" " Always that idea!" "Marquis fathered the child, no one but him!" "Marquis plants other fruits." "Hidden specialities?" "I thought as much." "A powerful creator with a fertile imagination, who touches only the essential." "Such subtle, voluptuous ways!" "The sinner seems to be gifted!" "The few pages he read moved me deeply." "Torn from a lewd book, of course." "No, he wrote them." "He betrays the torments of human soul." "He told you about torments and not me?" "Ambert!" "is she in labour?" "Go to Marquis' cell and bring me all his papers." "Did you tell him I was the father?" "No, he still thinks it's Marquis." "Don't mention him!" "Our fruit... I thought that I'd have no descendants, that my name would fall into oblivion." "My lobster!" ""He's tied" ""on all fours like a wild beast," ""then covered with a tiger skin."" "Put that tool to a better use: dig." ""They proceed to excite him, to unnerve him, whip him," ""bugger him..."" ""They proceed to excite him, to unnerve him, whip him," ""bugger him..." ""Across from him stands a naked and fleshy maiden," ""tied to the floor and ceiling," ""unable to move." ""As soon as the rake is on fire, he's freed," ""and attacks the maiden as a beast would, biting her flesh," ""especially her clitoris and nipples," ""tearing them off between his teeth." ""He screams and howls while sticking in her arse a dildo" ""that discharges through a spring."" "A spring-loaded dildo, God damn it!" "No, sir." "God bless it." "God be damned!" "Magnificent!" "A spring-loaded dildo!" "What an imagination!" "Did you write it?" "You must be a foreigner." "But I seem to recall your accent." "Allow me:" "Willem van Mandarine, special envoy of the Low Countries' Gazette." "D. P., incognito priest reviewing his parish." "Your hump reminds me of someone I know." "But you are a great writer." "I'll publish your work." "This is too great an honour for a poor amateur." "It will sell like hot cakes." "Who could be interested in reading the lucubrations of a chimerical fornicator?" "The public!" "I'm willing to sign a contract and give you an advance." "Not here." "Let's adjourn next door." "What?" "Only five per cent on the price?" "It's the usual." "Diderot signed it without complaining!" "Three hundred pages in a month!" "I find it a bit drastic." "My heart is set on publishing before summer 89." "Yes." "I'll manage." "There is, however, a delicate matter... 4,000 Guilders, not one more." "That's not it." "Due to my position, my being a priest, I cannot go about it openly." "I shall have to choose a pseudonym." "I understand." "Take anyone's:" "Mirabeau, La Bretonne, Voltaire..." "Something less compromising." "Sade." ""Sade"?" "Yes." "S-A-D-E." "Sinful Addressee Died Estranged." "Goose feathers slide on their own on this marvellous Dutch vellum!" "But this is your place." "I detain your work." "Sit down, sir." "To what do I owe these favours?" "To a highly placed person who loves you well." "The scoundrels!" "My manuscripts!" "They stole them!" "And my slit!" "Where are my manuscripts?" "I asked for his papers and you brought me back his shirt!" "I probably used them as toilet-paper." "Scum!" "llliterate!" "To throw unpublished material in the cesspool!" "There's only air up there!" "I cleaned his cell while he was being punished." "What are sheets good for when they are full?" "Every night, do you hear me, you shall bring what he has written." "Don't throw anything out, not even a line!" "At home, we don't read books, we eat them." "Rise, poet, and take the feather-sharpener." "What for?" ""Hitting Low with Two Dying Nuns"," ""Gonorrhoea in Gomorrah"," ""The Misfortunes of Bishop Bang"..." "my masterpieces have flown!" "Never will I write again, not a word!" "At last!" "Do as I tell you, take the knife." "Loosen the stones and dig a tunnel!" "It's not easy for an artist's hands." "You didn't mind hurting them to write." "I warn you, I can't take it anymore." "I'm rusting!" "My life's expectation is shorter than yours!" "Well, I shall dig after my nap." "Here you are!" "Fresh from this morning." "I picked them up myself close to Saint-Mandé." "They are rabbit's droppings, not lamb's?" "Yes, my heart, just what you wanted." "I found a burrow." "They do look damp." "They're still wet from the dew." " Taste one!" " Not me!" " l don't have cravings!" " l won't eat any then!" "It's your fault if the baby goes hungry." "For my son's sake." "There." " What does it taste like?" " Like droppings." "Not bad." "I don't believe you." "I shall not eat!" "I swear he no longer writes, not one line, not one word!" "Only Marquis' literature can give me a taste for living." "Colin!" "Colin!" "I must have bitten myself while dreaming." "I was in a wood." "You had left me behind, double-crosser!" "You had disappeared." "What a nightmare!" "You lie." "A deadline is a deadline!" "I've already given you one respite." "Inspiration has no master." "There is a way." "My prayers have remained unanswered." "Why not screw a little, abbot?" "When imagination fails, there's nothing like a doe with breasts as big as her arse." "A muse with nice breasts... I know what to do!" " lt stings!" " There we are." "I'll dress the wound." "Get down to business." "I beg your pardon?" "Just my stomach." "Your figure moves me." "Unfortunately, my body can do nothing but inspire compassion." "Yet, look in my eyes." "I see reflected tender feelings that I do not deserve." "But you do." "Listen to my heart." "You make me lose my head." "One kiss was enough to cure me." "You'll soon write again!" "Never, not a line." "My mind is made up!" "There'll be no sequel to "Bishop Bang"?" "How do you know the name of my youngest?" "He was torn away from me as I added "End"." "He is here as well as "Gonorrhoea in Gomorrah"" "and "Hitting Low with Two Dying Nuns", my favourite!" "Am I dreaming?" "Why do you have my complete works and in pieces, to boot?" "Thanks to Ambert's abject love for the poor Justine." " Then he is the father?" " No." "He raped me, but I already carried life's breath." " The true sire..." " Hush, harlot!" ""While I sucked one," ""and I shook and sullied the other..."" "A young mother reading such filth!" "Withheld!" "I have more than enough!" "They are mine, thief!" "You'll go down below with the madmen!" ""Well, La Rose, said Saint Florent," ""narrow her a bit." ""They spread me wide open on the ground." ""The one about to reduce the openings" ""took a long needle and a waxed thread." ""lgnoring the gushing blood," ""and the pain he was inflicting on me," ""watched by the two laughing men," ""the monster neatly sowed up" ""the gateway to the Temple of Love."" "How decadent!" "We shall be ashamed of having taught the people to read." "Sade..." "Who can this pseudonym be hiding?" "The poet André Chénier?" "Perhaps, but somehow I don't think so," "Fabre d'Eglantine?" "Only a nobleman can write such horrors, lord." "Fatal!" "Versailles has fun and ignores the people." "Shocking!" "They enjoy watching their own decline." "The time is near." "We'll impose a new order to a wider patronage!" "What is it like?" "A male." "My son!" "We must get rid of it!" "Wait, I'll christen it." "Ego te baptiso, Dalmatian, in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti." "Amen." "Show me my son." "The iron mask!" "Here, Ambert, feed it to the lobsters." "My son to the lobsters?" "But it's the vile Marquis' offspring!" "Now I can tell you," "Marquis never touched her." "I sired him with my good seed." "You're raving." "Tell them I raped you, my love, that I am his true Daddy!" "You?" "Not the way you took me, wretch!" "In truth, it is His..." "Enough." "Make it disappear, lt's an order!" " And murder an innocent?" " A culprit, bearing his father's guilt!" "Kill him!" "Marquis, my love, you were right!" ""Oh, unfortunate Justine," ""true happiness may only be found in virtue." ""God allows it to be persecuted on earth" ""and compensates it in heaven."" "By Jove!" "It sounds just like Sade." "Per istam sanctam unctionem." "Yes, page 288." "lndulgeat tibi dominus quidquid deliquisti." "Amen." "Then, the mysterious Sade..." " is..." " Marquis!" "Do not tell anyone!" "If it became known, you'd be in danger." "The "Liaisons Dangereuses" bore me." "I'd like to be an indiscreet jewel." "You are one play behind." "Here is Dolmancé, the most corrupt man on earth." "In that case, kiss me." "I am Madame de Saint-Ange." "What ears!" "What a neck!" "Tenderly!" "You're not slaughtering her!" "You tickle me!" "Bless you, sister Teresa." "Lupino, you're dreadful!" "What a mixture!" "Any madman would do better!" "Colin, show him how to say his lines." "I'm gone!" "What do you mean?" "I see you." "I won't." "I don't trust you anymore." "Who is he speaking to?" "He thinks his pants are full of comedians." ""Hugging his Dalmatian," ""poor Ambert pushes forward." ""Trudging up the hill" ""to show his son the ocean." ""Kill, they told the man." ""But a bad fellow I am not." ""The Bastille is crumbling." ""Better leave when we can." ""They say England has jails." ""There our bread we will earn." ""As you are your father's son," ""A gaoler you shall become."" ""57, the seal of infamy."" "The best is yet to come." ""58..." ""she sticks fire-crackers up his arse." ""The flames lick his buttocks, toasting them."" "It's tempting." "No." "We can do better." " There's the house special." " What house?" "Why, yours!" "The torture room of the Bastille!" "I dreamed about it, but I wanted you to take the initiative." "Let us go!" "Executioner, do your duty!" "Where are you going to stick those big keys?" "Nowhere!" "The play is over!" "I'll free Lupino, the People's Coach!" "The beyond awaits you, Sister Anne!" "Let go of him, fat brute!" "Citizen Lupino, do not die, the Revolution needs you." "The Holy Virgin!" "The play has started, we must carry on, Citizen Juliette." "The door is open." "Let us run!" "I want to fuck her now on the straw." "Enough!" "I say leave, you say screw, I say screw, you say no." "Does my mind rule you or do you rule it?" "A thorny question." "The answer is inside her body, I'm quite willing to try and find it." "Instead of mumbling, help me." "What shall we do?" "Stop rehearsing?" "A carriage is waiting." "We shall be safe at the inn." "Gentlemen, the world awaits our talent." "Nowhere will we be as comfortable." "Your cue or I'll shave them off!" "Open the gates!" "Governor's orders!" "Not a step further." "Let's return to the convent, sister Anne." "What are you doing, citizen?" "Privations have unbalanced them." "Come back." "Guard!" "Shoot, for God's sake!" "They're escaping!" "Fire!" "Shoot!" "Goodbye, boss." "Untie me, moron!" "The egg carrying the people's hope has broken!" "To the carriage, quick!" "Juliette!" " Why did you leave me?" " Hurry!" "I cannot hold the horses!" "To me the guard!" "They're escaping, shoot!" "Fire!" "Not at me, idiots!" " lt's my fault he died!" " No." "The true fault grants much pleasure." "Rightly so, I felt pleasure." "Any man can be replaced." "Lupinos abound." "But Préaubois are few." "I have lost my slave and master." "I'd willingly be both." "Introduce me, Marquis." "Marquis!" "You are him!" "Mercy me!" "I know your reputation." "Spare me!" "You have arrived." "Jacquot's goose is cooked." "A fatality." "Faster, the list of your sins must be long." "It hurts." "I like it." "I'm coming." "She's here!" "She pinches my heart... I come!" "Cock-a-doo..." "Straight to hell." "Death hates being taken for a whore." " What is the Fatalist doing?" " Dead." "A martyr!" "The nation will honour him!" " Where is Lupino?" " Dead." "Two martyrs!" "The Bastille is taken." "They did not die in vain." "What about Juliette?" " ls she dead too?" " ln her chamber." "I'll call her." "Come in and tell us all." "I must hurry!" "Bernardin expects me." "The revolt is spreading." "It will be a hot summer." "Tell Juliette she has a seat at the Assembly." "Goodbye." "Congratulations!" "Juliette!" "Juliette!" "Good news." "The Bastille has been taken." "It's a bloody mess." "God's blood!" "Too late!" "Be strong, Colin." "Look." "I'll take care of it." "You don't understand..." "She is dead." "What is death?" "A crime committed by Nature to screw you!" "I don't care!" "I want to kiss her." "An angel." ""Love stronger than death"!" "Justine said so." "Virtuous Justine!" "Are you really leaving?" "Juliette needs me to feed her revolutionary flame." "Of course, you could come with us if you want." "You don't need me." "I'd be in the way." "She'd probably end up by loving you." "It's your story, not ours." "You are free." "We went through so much together." "I expected it, but not so soon." " Be strong." " And you, be prudent." "Juliette is no different from others, but what will you, I'm in love." "I know." "I went through that before you." "And now, go." "Don't forget..." "When writing, not too many verbs!" ""My downfall was not caused by my way of thinking" ""but that of others."" "Subtitling" " TELETOTA"