"Hi there, Polle." "You're late for warm-up." "The score's 0-0, guys!" " Gee whiz, it's still 0-0." " Shut up, Polle." " Did Little Polle get a headache?" " Big Polle's going to get one now!" "Polle, why aren't you up?" " You'll be late for your test." " I am awake." "You won't get anywhere at the rate you're going, fella." " You overslept." "Today of all days." " Good morning." " You call this morning?" " Dig in, now." "Dammit!" "Stupid Honey Puffs!" "Aren't you gonna open the gift?" " Is that for me?" " Yes." "SNAVE ROTO-ROOTER" "I knit it for you so you can look your best today." "Thanks, Mom." " It's total ly soft." "Is it that angora?" " Yes." "Why don't you just spend all day chit-chatting about knitting recipes?" "It's Friday." "Handsome Hubbi's gonna rock you hard before the weekend." "Boy, are we gonna throw back a few!" "I heard a certain dude from Snave is taking his roto-rooter test today." "Total ly cool shit, shit, shit ..." "Turn right and this time remember to look back before you indicate." "Polle comes from Snave he's a classic mul let guy he's not a hunk or stud for whom the women all would die he drives a Puch Maxi and junk food is his style his skin is real ly greasy and the zits outline his smile" "no he wouldn't know fashion if it gave him a good bashing" "Polle from Snave" "Polle from Snave ..." "Now put the pedal to the metal." "I see you've got the headlights on." "Just you wait till Daddy-oh turns on his fog lights." "Well done." "I'm not driving on main beam!" "It's hard to turn off the headlights once they're turned on." " You're driving on the wrong side!" " What the hell are you doing?" " It's a brand new paint job!" " I didn't see him." "He isn't worth looking at anyway." "Dammit!" "It's time for a parallellos." " Pull in up ahead." " What's a parallellos?" "It's when we play around with the stick shift." "Call it a driver's test." " But ... the driving-test examiner?" " We won't be needing him just yet." "Gee, the all-nighter is re-opening." "Pizza!" "Sounds fancy." "Ali is opening a pizzeria." "Karsten Gearknob kindly lent him the money." "SNAVE ROTO-ROOTER we'll grease your pipes any day" "Karsten charges 25 % interest." "Bet you that'll further integration!" " The locals are just too easy!" " Karsten Gearknob isn't." "He's a dumbass!" ""5,000 a week for two years!"" "I'm on top, babe." "SNAVE ROTO-ROOTER" " Morning, guys." " Might as well go home." " But I'm taking my test today." " You were, if you'd been on time." " But it's only one minute past." " I said:" "The test began on time." "But ... but ..." "Karsten ..." "They drove on my side of the road." "Bu-but ..." "The test is cancelled, Polle." "Go on home." "Cancelled?" " So I'm not ..." " You're a jackass, you are, Polle." "Crybaby, run home to Mommy Ulla." ""Cancelled?" "Bu-but ..."" "You look a mess, bubba." "Let's see how much sludge you can pump." " So the test hasn't been cancelled?" " Nope." "We're putting you to the test." " I may become a pumper yet." " We'll see." "Rule Miss Tanya ..." "Bottoms up!" "That hit the balls!" "SOS ..." "Suck On this Snave Beer!" "Have you seen the girl at the new pizzeria?" "What a betty." " I'd sure I ike to go out with her." " You still looking for your true love?" "Only in the movies." "A nice gal like that makes you wish you had a hand like hers to hold." "You sound like Barbara Cartland when you say those faggy things." " That little falafel is Karsten's." " Karsten Gearknob?" "She's the down payment on Karsten's little loan." "He expects to be paid in full down by the lake." "So forget that shawarma." " How about some breakfast, kids?" " Don't want any breakfast!" "No, we want Digimon!" "Digital Monsters!" "Digimon!" " We can't afford it." " Can we play with the garbage then?" "Go ahead." "The roto-rooter test starts now." "Get pumping, Pol le." " Do I ..." " Figure it out yourself!" "Stick it in, poke it about and hold on tight." " It's a bit like ..." " Polle wouldn't know!" " Help me out, will ya?" " Not today, for crying out loud!" "Stick it in, poke about, hold on tight." "See if you can handle this!" "Hold on tight, bubba!" "What's going on?" " What the hell are you doing?" " Jesus!" "Hold this." "Send in the paramedics." "Phew!" " He just struck gold." " What do you mean?" "The industrial injury insurance." "They have money like shit in the sewer." "He'll score at least a hundred grand." "And that's just a rough guess." "A hundred grand?" "Maybe Polle's been single long enough." "The test's cancelled!" "You're a jackass." " Hi there." " Lillian." "What are you doing here?" "They fixed you up nicely." "I can't get you out of my mind, Polle." "So I wrote you a poem." "It's called "Live Happily"." "What is life?" "Birds in the sky." "The sun in a pie." "But when the day is through and you've emptied the bottles too,   don't you wish for in your soul that you had someone to hold?" " Did you really write that?" " Torben from the paper helped me." "Oh yeah ... yeah, he's a good writer." "I can imagine how lonely you must be here." "With no one but Polle Jr. to fondle." "I thought this might keep you company." "Is that you?" "My favourite dish:" "A well-hung piece of meat with loads of hot sauce." "Spare time activities:" "As little as possible." "What turns me on:" "A man with a big wad." "Just a little something to remember me by." "I'm dancing tonight." "At The Corner." " You'll be there, won't you?" " I don't know." "I don't know a thing." "I haven't even talked to the doctors." "What do doctors know about l ife?" "Toodle-lo." "What the ..." "Are y'all drinking butt juice?" "So, Kojak, here you are lacking off   while we have to do all the work." " Did I pass the test?" " Oh, shut up, Polle." "Here's the insurance claim." "Sign your X." "I filled out the blanks for you." "I'm counting on getting my cut." "Bob's your uncle!" " Time for presents." " With curls." "You guys." "It may not fit you anymore." "We boiled it." "Here's to receding hairlines." "It's a he!" "You can't lie there all day." "Let's go celebrate your newfound wealth." " But I haven't talked to the doctors." " What do doctors know about pussy?" " What do you mean?" " Yes, what are you on about?" "I don't know." "Pussy just sounds funny." "Let's roll!" "So, Polle, you buying a round?" "I've never been so drunk in my life as I'm gonna be tonight." "Polle, he's got cash right up his ass, cash right up his ass, cash right up ..." "Y'all ready?" "Y'all ready?" "Quiet down." "Hubbi says quiet down." "Totally cool silence, silence, silence ..." "Time for some eye candy." "Time to meet the candidates for ..." "Miss Wet T-Shirt!" " Get up on stage." " Hi there, bubba." " What's he saying?" " That the next round's on him!" "You do know that I'm going on stage, Polle?" "And I'm doing it all for you." "Let's get Lillian on stage." "Give her a warm welcome:" "Tina!" "Way to go, Tina." "One, two, three, four ..." "Get in the shower, Tina." "Get in." " Isn't this the best medicine?" " Won't a beer help it go down?" "Is our patient up for a round of beers?" "Next, from our local pub." "She's gonna show us her big body." "Give her a warm welcome:" "Itsy-bitsy Lone!" "Here's to damages!" " But I haven't got the money yet." " Shut up, Polle." "Jugs in sight." " They sure are long." " As long as they're the same length!" "Halleluja!" "So, Onassis, how about a round for the entire house?" "You can afford it." "You're practically a millionaire." "The next round is on Polle!" "We al l remember the next girl from last year." "Lillian!" "Lillian is a real go-go-girl." "With a nice pair of hooters." "In you go." "Shut the doors." "Let's see what comes out." "There you have them:" "The Alps right in our own backyard!" "Look at them shine." "Babalicious hooterooters!" "Polle, they're all yours." "And the winner is:" "Lillian!" " Are you taking a nap, Polle?" " Tits too big for you?" "Make way." "Help me, guys." "Call Taxi Kurt." " He's gonna play hide the salami." " Lillian just hooked a millionaire." "She doesn't waste time." "There you go, Polle-boy." "Take me, you wild thing!" "I'm gonna make you cream your pants, stud." "Saturday morning, hangover city." "Rise and shine, shine, shine ..." "Love was in the air last night." "A dude from Snave got his rocks off." "Whose rocks is Hubbi talking about?" "If you know the answer you just might win a pack of meat ..." "Morning, you stud." " Do you realize how good you were?" " No, but they said so on the radio." "You made me so horny I ached." " Is that right?" " Oh yeah." "Your fingers wandered up my leg and brushed against my pussy." "Hungry as a leech your lips bit my nipples." "That's when I knew last night was going to be soaking wet." "My pussy was a burning fire." "And only your poker could put out the flames." " It could?" " I was a horny tramp." "When you thrust your spear in my tight gateway, I knew " " I'd be unable to walk today." "I'm sorry to hear that, Lillian." "Is that why you're still in bed?" "I don't know, Polle." "But it's like I've always said:" "When I find someone who can do to me   what you did last night, I'll marry him, for chrissakes!" "Marry?" "You want to marry me?" "Because we ..?" "I thought you said it hurt." "The kids." "Hang on, stud." " What's going on?" " Give us some money for candy." " No, go collect some bottles." " Bitch!" "Kids." "Go home and think about it, Polle." "While I clean up here." "Good morning, tweeties." "Did y'all get yourselves some worm last night as well?" "Think I'm stupid, monkeyface?" "You haven't paid up." " I want my piece of action." " What do you mean, action?" "If you can't pay in cash, she'll have to put out." " She's my sister!" " So what?" "A hole's a hole." "Can I get a coke with this?" "Paki food!" "Chopping onions are you?" "And some chili." "Hot, hot, hot." "How about a SodaStream to get you going, Polle?" " Something fantastic has happened." " You finally learned how to think?" " A white coke, Polle?" " I went to The Corner with the guys." "They had a Miss Wet T-Shirt- competition." "Guess who won." " You did." " Lillian did." "And guess what else." "Lillian wanted me to go home with her." "And then guess what." " Lillian, what can we do for you?" " I went like this." "I can't wait any longer for your answer." "My heart is pounding." " Polle, her heart is pounding!" " Answer to what?" " Will you marry me?" " Marry her?" "Polle, are you going to get married?" "Yes ... yes!" "So it's true what they said on the radio." "Yes, Svend." "You had breakfast?" "I'll cook you some eggs." "The phone's ringing." "Who can that be?" "Hello." "How about a green soda, Dad?" " It's from the village hall." " Proposing gives you a dry throat." " Do we want to book it for Saturday?" " Down the hatch." "Lillian just walked in." "I'll dust off Svend's old suit." "He'll look great in it." " Where are you off to, bubba?" " Afraid of drinking with the missus?" "I'm going to The Giraffe to tell the guys the good news." "They're gonna go totally olympic!" "Love sure is in the air, Polle." "You wus." "Haven't you learned anything from watching Bud Spencer?" " Who's the King?" " You are." " Hi there, Polle." " Have you heard the news?" "Polle-boy is getting married." "Did you sweettalk one of the retards from the nuthouse?" "It ain't no retard." "It's Lillian." " That's not our Lillian." " You reek of Palmolive." " Did she make you do the dishes?" " No, it was a soaking wet night." "She was a burning whore with a fire in the back hole." "I exploded like a poker in the leech's pussy." "And she rotated up and bit my soaking wet gateway." "And my spear ..." "Like a volcano!" "You're what we pros call "hooterized"." " Sure Lillian wants to get married?" " We love each other." "She said so." "You know what that means, don't you?" "I have to find my own place." "If we're gonna make sweet lovin' all night." " I'm afraid I didn't think of that." " I was more afraid of dehydrating." "How about a round of brewskies?" "Gitte, three brewskies." "That's not enough." "He's getting married and moving in with Lillian." " Gitte, bring an entire cake." " That's a given." "Go ahead and blow out the candles." "Rule Miss Tanya ..." "Bottoms up!" "Cheers ... cheers!" "Watch out for the big wave!" "Sock it to it, Shawarma." "Don't just fiddle about." "That's right." "It looks great from where I'm standing." "Let me give you a helping hand." "I've got the touch, see?" "Rub it till it shines." "Let's get it on." " Get your hands off me!" " Great." "It takes two to tango." " That's the way it is, Shawarma." " Fat pig!" "What the hell?" "You little whore!" "Don't screw with Karsten Gearknob!" "I know where you live, baby!" "You owe me and you belong to me!" "Ask your brother!" "Is that you again?" "Don't let it become a habit." "I've got other things to look out for." "Ready to move on?" "I see you've remembered the lubricant." "It takes a little grease." "How about a white coke if her back hole's still on fire?" "Did you bring something to keep the kids busy while you roger her?" "Wooden toys always do the trick." "I'm gonna take a leak." " How's the new pump?" " Well, you know." "I only just got it." "Look at his saggy pants." "He looks I ike a moron." "Maybe it's because he's always got brewskies in his back pockets." "Damn straight, Polle." "I never thought of that." " What a relief." " Not much of a valve you've got, eh?" "Ready to move some boxes, Polle?" "This is it, Polle." " Pol le." " Hi, Lillian." " Room for one more in the bed?" " Take good care of bubba." "Come on in." "Thanks, guys." "Sleep tight, bubba." " What's all that?" " Just the essentials." "Well, you can forget about that." "And this one!" "You just waltz in here I ike some interior decorator!" "We'l I work it out." "Are the leeches home?" " Wanna take 'em for a ride?" " Not tonight." "I'm on my way out." "You can look after the kids." "Make sure they get something to eat." "You might as wel l get used to it." " Evening shift." "Don't wait up." " I thought you were unemployed." "Single mom with two kids?" "Unemployed!" "Is that what they call it?" "Is it?" "Don't wait up!" "Digimon!" "Digital Monsters!" "Digimon rules!" "Look what Polle brought you." "Wooden toys?" "I wipe my ass with wooden toys!" "You go ahead and play while I fix us some dinner." "Kids." "How does this work?" "Press and hold it for a minute." "Mom says the longer the better." "Listen." " He looked like flaming fireworks!" " Do it again." "He's still hot." "Let's grab some pizza instead." "Karsten, my friend." "Good to see you." "I can't say I feel the same, Ali Baba." "How's the Paki food business?" "What's up, Karsten?" "I've paid you this week's installment." " Where's your sister hiding?" " Isn't she with you?" "She's out jogging." "She's working out for your sake." "Bullshit, Mohammad." "When are we gonna see some action?" "I don't quite follow you." "You cameljockeys tell your girls about the dirty deed?" "Do they know what it's all about?" "I never see any action." "Where's she hiding out?" "Have you been playing with matches?" " What'll it be?" " Me?" " This pizza-stuff." "Is it filling?" " Depends on how hungry you are." " Can I get salami herring on top?" " What you see is what you get." "I think I'll go with the ..." "Qu ..." "Quatro Stagione?" "No. 13?" "I'll get you a no. 13." "Coming up." "Aw, shucks!" "Rise and shine." "It's time for Hubbi's hot morning music, music ..." "But first a message from our sponsors." "Today's special offer at the baker's is three nippletwisters for a tenner." "That's cheap." "What is?" "The baker's bread is." " Spare a moment, Polle?" " I haven't got the money yet." "I just want you to sign these papers." "Lillian got you a joint account." "Just sign here and I'll transfer the money from your account." " Joint account?" " She said you'd discussed it." "All couples have one." "Hurry home to the old lady." "You don't want the bread getting cold." "What's all that goddamn noise?" "I let them play so we could have some time to ourselves." " Want some bread?" " I'd rather have a brewski." "Sure you don't want a cup of tea first?" "Did you sleep well?" "What does it look like?" "What's that?" "Bank papers." "Something about a joint account." " Did you go to the bank?" " That Rasmussen." "He doesn't let up." "No." "Did you sign yet?" "He said all couples have joint accounts." "I thought I'd just run through them." " I didn't want the bread to get cold." " That account is just a formality." "Tell you what." "How about a quickie to go with the coffee?" " Oh, I forgot to make coffee!" " Let me handle that, Polle." "I'll just slip into something a bit more comfortable." "Then we'll have fun." "I've written a poem ..." "Gee, they did a good job with this." "Not them again!" " What are you guys doing here?" " What do you think, doofus?" "That we came to pump your sewer?" "It's time for your bachelor party." "No!" "We were just about to have a good time." "You'll have loads of time for that when Polle returns." "If he survives." "Have him home by seven." "He's babysitting Ronny and Danny." " I'm going out with Connie." " You'll see him when you see him." "This is gonna be a totally cool bachelor party." "Why am I dressed up like a rabbit?" "Don't you worry your little head about that, Mr. Jackrabbit." "Jackass!" "Are we gonna play paintball?" "Can I have a gun?" "Hunting isn't any fun if the animals shoots back at you." "It works!" "Run for your life." "This is for real!" "Come on, give me a gun." "You've got 10 seconds." "Run!" "Did the little pink bunny rabbit shit its pants brown?" " Come on." "Don't." " All right, bubba." "Come over here." "Okay, you've had your fun!" "Hello, Polle." "So this is your little hideout." "What's with the droopy ears?" " I'm just thinking." " Don't make it a habit." " What's on your mind?" " The girl from the pizza joint." " Miss Desert Storm?" " The curvy Hershey bar?" " What's her name?" " Falafel or ..." "Shawarma." "Get her out of your head." "You've got your hands ful l with Lillian." "The joint is rocking when Hubbi plays music, music ..." "Lillian asked me to play this next song." "It's her bachelor party." "That's all, buster." "How d'ya like them apples, Karsten?" "They're on sale." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "Let's feel the goods." "Are they ripe?" "This is great." " Can I cop a feel down here?" " Stop, Polle." "No animals allowed." " Why do I have to keep this on?" " Because it's your bachelor party." "Let's see you pinpoint the boob." "You get a choice of three pairs." " Can you feel your way to Lillian's?" " No nippletwisting allowed." " They could be Lillian's." " Try the other two." "No extra charge." "This one smells a bit." "Don't be fooled by that." "Those could be hers." "But they're a bit too big." "Phew!" "They don't smell like hers." "Last pair." "This can't be her." "I think Lillian was the first one." " Sorry." " Never mind." " I didn't recognize them." " I said never mind." " How about a kiss?" " No, it's my bachelor party." "Coming, Verner?" "Don't stop!" "Don't stop!" "Lillian." "Are you okay?" " Hang on." " What's going on?" " I was just taking a nap." " I thought I heard Verner." " Oh ..." "He was just helping me out." " With what?" "What the heck are you inseminating?" "It's my bachelor party." "Can't a girl have some fun?" "You said I was an erupting volcano." "But you prefer the other volcanoes!" "Don't get all worked up." "We're not married yet." " Let's have a cup of coffee." " I don't want any coffee!" " Know what, Lillian?" " Look, I bought sponge cake." " I'll make us a cup of instant." " I don't want coffee!" " Afterwards we can make out." " Make out?" "You know, fiddle around." "You can forget about our account and all your fiddles!" "Let Verner handle that." "I'm out of here!" "Polle!" " You look like you're in a hurry." " You too." " You scared me." " You too." "I never meet anyone here." "I always go for a run before opening hours." "That explains your fancy running gear." " Are you in training for something?" " No." "I just like to get away from home." "To clear my thoughts." "Know what I mean?" "I don't know what to call home anymore." " I know what you mean." " I guess you do." "You being from the Orient and all that." "I'l I be getting on." "See you." "Have fun." "Cupid is on the loose so beware, all you lonely hearts." "Why aren't you at Lillian's?" "You look a bit down in the dumps." "I've made up my mind, Mom." "I'm not going to marry Lillian." " What?" " I'm not getting married." " When did you get that silly idea?" " Last night." " I'm in love with someone else." " And who might that be?" "If you really want to know, it's Sahara from Pizza 2000." " What will Lillian say?" " What do I care?" "What about Dad and me?" "Don't we have a say in this?" "I've ordered food for 60 people." "Should I tell the butcher to discard it?" "Because our Polle is being picky?" "Because he's chasing some girl who won't eat pork or any other meat   unless the animal has worn a veil all its life!" "Oh no you don't!" "Come Saturday, you'll be at the altar!" " But I don't want to." " But Pol le ..." "I'm not in love with her." "It's just wedding nerves." "It's perfectly normal." "And you're tired after your bachelor party." "I'll make your old bed for you." "Sleep on it and you'll fell better." "Here's a white coke to sleep on." "Just like the old days." " Ul la." " Is that you, Lillian?" " Doesn't this look good here?" " Yes." "Nice, calm colors." "Good to sleep under." " Good morning, sunshine." " Lillian!" "What are you doing here?" "Look who's here, fella." "Yes, give Polle a morning kiss." " Sonnyboy!" " What are you doing?" " What is she doing here?" " She's called Lillian." " She's your bride to-be." " I don't want to marry her." "She can't keep her hands off Verner and all the rest." "Verner the Plumber?" "Now look what you did." " It's her own fault." " What has she done?" " She slept with another man." " It was her bachelor party!" "Go and comfort her." "How much should you put up with?" "If you love I ife is down the drain,   call Radio Snave's Love Show and confide in Handsome Hubbi." "I'm outta here." "See ya." "Polle, you look l ike you're going to a wake." "I don't blame you with that hag." "Sit down, Polle." "Come for a brew and a break from the wedding preparations?" "Four sixes." " I need to talk to you." " Well, say hello to Mr. Longneck." " Your call." " Five buttholes." "This wedding between Lillian and me." "We just don't get along." "Come on, she's got big gazungas and she blows like a sperm whale." "She didn't get round lips from whistling." "You know Lillian?" "After my bachelor party I caught her in bed with Verner the Plumber!" " If you cop out, we partied in vain." " Then we want our money back." " I'm not marrying her." " Listen to your boss." "This is the best thing that's happened to you in 30 years." " Steady poontang for Daddy-oh." " Mark my words." "Never ever let go of a good pair!" "Handsome Hubbi here reminding you   that a guy from Snave is marrying someone we all know ... in depth." " Dammit!" " Wow, three four-wheel drives." "Hubbi." "Hubbi!" "Hello." "Jesus, is that you, Polle?" "You're the talk of the town." "Come on in." "Guess what Hubbi's got here." "A rarity from across the border." "Want Hubbi to lay a stereo test on ya?" "Sure you do." "Sit down and check out this awesome music." "Sit down." "Scoot to your right." "Great, and a bit to your left." "That's it." "And back a little." "We got a winner." " The first part is a bit boring." " Hubbi." "Be quiet and listen to the cannons." "Wi ld, isn't it!" "Totally cool cannons." "Guess what this is." "Scratching, across the border-style." "I'm playing it at the wedding." "You've got something to look forward to." "That's why I'm here." "Stop talking about the wedding on the radio." "I'm not getting married." "Shock, shock, shock ..." "I'm in love with another girl." "Shawarma from Pizza 2000." "Shock, shock, shock ..." " Pol le, what the hel l's going on?" " I know it sounds strange." "But we understand one another." "It's as if we speak the same language." "Doesn't it sound stupid?" " I think it sounds totally olympic." " Doesn't it?" "Whenever I'm near her, it's I ike 20 violins are playing in my head." "It's so loud I can't hear myself think." "This thing with the ladies is an extraordinary thing." "If you want to touch your lady's heart, you've got to find her song." " But when it comes to music ..." " What does the lady like to do?" "She runs al l over the place." "Jogging, you know?" "Listen to me." "You're gonna go jogging." "Got any jogging gear?" " No." " Hubbi's gonna dress you up." "Hi, Polle." " Out running again?" " Well, you know." "I do my fair share." "You going that way?" "Then we could jog together." "Together?" "Polle, I'm a Muslim." "Muslim?" " So what?" " Muslims can't jog with others." "I hadn't thought of that." "Well, see you, Shawarma." "Polle, I'm bullshitting you." "And by the way, my name is Sulaima." "You look a little pale, dear." "Men are all the same." "But Polle will come around." " Are you okay?" "Have some tea." " No!" " But I sure could drink a brewski." " A brewski?" "This early in the day?" "Anyway, back to the seating arrangements." "I've made this ..." "Are you sick, dear?" "Lillian, Lillian, Lillian." "You're not ..." " Is it morning sickness?" " What do you mean?" " Go tell him all about love." " What do you mean?" "You're going to be a happy, little family." "Go tell him about Polle Jr." " Don't you want to see the world?" " I don't know." "What's out there that we haven't got here?" "Pork rinds!" "Want one?" "No thanks." "I'm a Muslim, you know." "I'm not falling for that again." "You roast pigs at your fiestas." "We don't eat pork." "Didn't you know?" "But I would like an ice cream." " What would you like?" " A Magnum." " What about you, Sulaima?" " A Kung Fu." "You're kidding." " My favorite since I was five." " Why buy a Magnum then?" "The guys pick on me because Kung Fu is a kiddie ice cream." "Buy the ice cream you like, Polle." " Can we have two Kung Fu instead?" " Sure." "Hello." "Run over to your Dad." " Hi, Ronny." " Hi, Danny." "I've looked all over for Polle." "Have you seen him?" "Sit your ass down and have a brew." "He'll turn up soon enough." "Make it a light beer." "On Polle's tab." "Have you laid off the booze, Lillian?" " I've got to think of the baby." " Well, well." "Did somebody pump you up with Miracle Whip?" " So you're drinking for two, now?" " As a matter of fact, yes." " Can't you see they've grown?" " Yeah, the jugs are full of cream." "What are you gonna name it?" "Something that's easy to pronounce when you're drunk." "Are you here?" "Shouldn't you be reading up on your vows?" " Yeah, if I could find Polle." " I just saw him." " You did?" " Down Lover's Lane." "With the desert chick." " Is he with Shawarma-bab?" " Yes." "So that's her name?" " The sedan or the 525?" " We'l I take the classroom." "Halleluja!" "The money must have gone to your head, Polle Pissant." "Think you have the pick of the litter?" "Well, Shawarma-bab is taken." "Sulaima can take a walk with anyone she likes." "It's a free country." "So it is, for a small ethnic majority." "But not for little Miss Iraq." "I don't know what your running mate has told you, but ..." "I thought I'd told you, Lillian." "I won't do it!" " Do what?" " I won't marry Lillian!" "Let's go." "What about this little guy?" "Doesn't he deserve a father?" " What do you mean?" " Think this is all beer?" "I don't know what you've got in your hose, but I'm pregnant!" "You're no better than all the rest!" " You're not going anywhere." " Says who?" "Unless you want your brother to end up as a kebab   you'd better play along." "Driving lessons start at 1300 hours tomorrow." "So long." "It's a sad, sad story." "It could happen to any one of us." "Al l we can do is play some blues and pray for better times." "Sorry, we already heard that one." "We'll grab another one." "Polle's having a junior!" "He's going to be a daddy." "From now on that's what we'll call you." "I never thought I'd see the day." "Oh, Lillian." "Is she trying out her gown?" "I don't want to be a daddy." "I'm not in love with her at all." "You need a pick-me-up." "Want a dash of Mikado in it?" "It's the latest thing across the border." "What's up with you, little fella?" " Jesus, Niagara in my own kitchen." " Get him a tissue." " He's out of his wits." " Mama's boy?" "I could've told you." "Dry your eyes, fella." "Think I was ever in love with your dad?" "No, love only exists in the movies and in the big city." "You endear, endure and end up dead." "That's always been my family's motto." "Come and see the wedding cake Lillian and I made." "It's just lovely." "Hello, Polle." "You can't see Svend the Preacher without a proper hat." " There you go, Polle." " Thanks." "How nice of you." " It's great." " It's the least we could do." "You may tease me and all that, but you're still my best friends." "How dare you bul ly Pol le just because he found a girl first?" "Shame on you both!" "Phew!" "We just wanted you to go out with a bang." "It was a joke." "Shape up, Polle." "It's not a funeral we're going to." "If I were moving into a house without glass in the windows, I wouldn't sulk." " What do you mean?" " Pop goes the cherry!" "Let's go ... all the way!" "Come on." "Think of all the booze we're gonna drink tonight." "It's gonna be totally olympic." "Grooms first." "You're a good driver." "I see you know what it's about." "You're a clever little falafel." "A teeny little falafel." "Stop whining." "From now on you can grease the weazel without a rain-coat." "What do you mean, Heino?" "She's had her undercarriage removed." "You can ride all the way to the end without getting off the bus." "She looks okay, Polle." "Al l things considered." "Lucky bastard." "We're gathered here today to join together in holy matrimony ..." "What do you mean, get off the bus?" "We aren't going anywhere." " Of course you aren't, Polle." " Then what do you mean?" "You're lucky." "You don't have to worry about her getting a bun in the oven." "She's had her tubes cut." "You have to take the rough with the smooth." "Bear with each other and forgive each other your faults." " Polle from Snave, do you ..." " I don't get it, Heino." "... to be your lawfully wedded wife?" " Christ, she can't have children!" " Do you, Polle?" "But she's pregnant." "Aren't you, Lillian?" " Pregnant?" "Your tubes aren't cut." " We haven't got all day, Polle." " But you can't be pregnant, then!" " My, aren't we quick today, Polle." " Stop fooling around, Polle." " Shape up!" "You sure look stupid in that rag." "And I bet you've fondled Lillian's tits more than I have." "I can't tell them apart from Heino's bare ass!" "But who cares?" "The wedding is off." "And this time I mean it!" "Come on, Heino." "I've got a bastard to pump!" " Do something, Svend!" " I told you so!" " Did you eat Pedigree Pal, Polle?" " Shut your ass!" "They were Honey Puffs." "I sure know how to turn the wheel   and step on the gas." "It's time for a parallellos." " Parallellos?" " Just pull in up ahead." "Then I'll show you some action." "Don't sulk." "It's gonna be just like Christmas." " You're on a roll." " Ready to give a hand?" "Sure thing, boss." "Private party." "Invitation only." "The stick shift is ready, my little shish kebab." "Get into character." "What's going on?" "I'm just taking what's mine." "Money, is that all you think about?" "You can have my insurance money." "Stay away from Sulaima, d'ya hear?" " Shut up, Polle Pissant." " Now, Heino!" "Say uncle." "Uncle!" " That should take care of the debt." " Son of a bitch!" "What are you doing here, Polle?" "Shouldn't you be with your baby?" " Lillian made it up." " But you're getting married." "We were never meant to be." "The wild flowers just keep growing no matter what happens." "Let the wind blow and the snow fall." "They keep growing." "I've thought a lot about that." "Know what, Sulaima?" "That's just l ike the love I feel for you." "We're like two dandelions." "We were meant to grow beside each other." "And the bees are gonna come a'buzzing." "And we'll make more flowers." "That's what life is all about." "What you and I are all about." "Are you making a pass at me, Polle?" "I had something like that in mind." "Here goes Barbara Cartland again." "Nice pumping, Polle." "You're the pumpmaster." "Is Karsten the Millionaire in here?" ""To Polle." "Insurance coverage in the amount of 837 ..."" "Farewell from Snave tucked in between the sea and the hills." "Handsome Hubbi says goodbye and turns on his cell phone again." "The little Sonofon logo tells me that life goes on." "This is Radio Snave."