"The charm of love." "The charm of love." "It makes the heart beat." "It makes the heart beat." "My grace and my styles. ." ". .are the charm of love." "The charm of love." "It allures the eyes and the heart." "It allures the eyes and the heart." "My drape too slipped stealthily." "The charm of love." "The charm of love." "It makes the heart beat." "It makes the heart beat." "I'm honey." "Relish me." "Kiss me." "Hide me from the world." "You're my love." "You're my charm." "I'm honey." "Relish me." "Kiss me." "Hide me from the world." "My drape too slipped stealthily." "The charm of love." "The charm of love." "It makes the heart beat." "It makes the heart beat." "It's 10.30." "Come out of dreams and make tea quickly." "Oh no!" "I've no milk." "Aditya." "Oh God !" "Mr. Ganpat!" "You?" "Yes me." "Can I help you?" "l wanted to ask something." "Ask quickly. lt's 1 1 ." "Last night in my bedroom. ." "How can I know about it?" "No. lt's not what you think." "I was watching English movie late night in my bedroom." "Ok." "So I got up late." "When I got up I saw that milkman and paperboy didn't come." "Did you hear them?" "Me?" "No." "Not at all." "I got it." "How?" "l don't get milk and newspaper twice a week." "It's wrong." "Very wrong." "Listen." "Drink tea." "And read this newspaper." "Consider it yours." "I mean what is mine is yours too, Mr. Ganpat." "What are you saying?" "When did you start getting newspaper?" "I'm late. I'll see you in the evening." "Bye." "Bye, Mr. Ganpat." "Why didn't he answer me?" "Riya, why are you so happy today?" "Because I wait for this day the whole year." "What are you saying?" "is it 14th February." "14th February." "Why?" "14th February means Valentine's day." "And every young and beautiful girl. ." ". .waits for this day the whole year." "Hello." "Not every girl, but some girls like you." "Let it be." "But tell me what's special today." "Birthday." "Birthday?" "Sorry, Riya." "Happy birthday. I'll surely get gift in the evening." "It's not mine, but my dad's birthday." "Oh, dad's birthday." "That's why you look so happy." "Yes, Konika." "This is special day for me." "I love my dad the most in this world." "Dad !" "Dad !" "Mobile." "It's busy." "Oh !" "It means he's trying to phone me." "One more phone will be destroyed now." "Stupid fool !" "I don't think you'll phone Riya." "I'll show you now." "Sir, this to broke." "Let this tin broke." "My heart broke. I got separated from my daughter." "My desires are shattered and you care for this phone." "Sir, it was your 1 1th phone." "Take 12th phone." "Give it to me." "Number 12, listen to me." "If you can't connect to Riya you'll meet 1 1th fate." "This is my war-in-ing to you." "Warning, sir." "War-in-ing." "Say war. . in. . ing." "War-in-ing." "Warning." "You can never speak well in English." "Get lost!" "Dad, regards." "My darling." "The apple of my eye." "Child Riya !" "God bless you." "Dad, many happy returns of the day." "Don't wish me on birthday!" "After your birth, this is the first time. ." ". .you're not with me on my birthday." "You used to celebrate my birthday with such pomp." "Child, honestly I don't like it. I miss you a lot." "Dad, will you make me cry by saying this." "You too wipe your tears." "No, I'm not crying." "I'm your daughter. I know your feelings from your voice." "Ok." "Fine. I've wiped my tears." "Now tell me, how is everyone?" "Fine." "There is celebration." "But everyone is missing you, child." "Riya, forget about becoming famous." "We've everything by the grace of God." "Return to us." "Dad, don't say such things today." "There will be feast today at home." "l've invited the entire village." "But tell me, do you still eat chicken. ." ". .or did you turn vegetarian." "Dad, you know I can't keep away from non-veg." "Today I'll celebrate your birthday by eating grilled chicken." "Oh !" "I'm late for office, dad." "I'm leaving." "Bye and happy birthday." "Bye." "Riya, child. ." "Number 12." "You're finished now." "You've cheated me." "You." "This too is destroyed." "God !" "Help my Riya." "And send a young boy for her." "Come. I'll drop you today." "Don't laugh, aunt Rosy." "I asked you." "Why did she give me this gift?" "Good morning, Tanya." "Good morning." "Aditya, where were you?" "Why are you late?" "I was getting slapped. ." "I mean I was eating breakfast." "Did you've enough?" "Why?" "Because you'll get scolding from boss now." "Boss is very furious." "Oh no!" "What does he think of himself?" "He'll make me wait." "He'll make Jhola Ramani wait." "The entire world is after me and he'll make me wait." "He hasn't given file of Mehta and Mehta." "Where the hell is he?" "Good morning, sir." "Look." "Here is he." "He is here." "Good morning, sir." "What is so good about this morning?" "You've raised my blood pressure and say good morning." "Mehta and Mehta have phoned 4 times since morning." "You misplaced their file and say good morning." "You come in afternoon in the office and say good morning." "Sir, I had sent the file to their office last evening." "Aditya, you want to say that sir is fool, idiot and mad." "is he senile to say that Mehta and Mehta. ." ". .have phoned 4 times since morning?" "Dear, first decide what you're doing?" "Are you taking my side or abusing me?" "Sir, I'm scolding him on your behalf." "Sir, let him scold. I like it. -ls he a fool?" "Shut up both of you." "Shut up!" "Sir. ." "Sir." "You both are fool." "Sorry, sir." "You neither work nor dress up properly." "Sir, I'm properly dressed. -l'm talking about him, not you." "Look, he's wearing torn jeans." "The string of underwear is out." "What is it?" "Sir, it's string of shirt." "Look." "This is not a college, but a corporate office of a big finance company." "You must be dressed properly here." "Wear sober clothes." "Like a proper executive." "Learn from him, Vicky." "First you learn to come to office on time." "Or I'll have to shift my office in your house." "It'll be close to my house." "And mine too." "The office will be in your house." "Yeah !" "Tell me, why were you late today?" "Sir, that. ." "What?" "Sir, he fell from the bike." "Yes, sir." "You fell from the bike and your trousers were torn." "You were here, so how did you know he fell from the bike?" "Sir, look at his face." "He looks so lowly." "I've tied a ponytail." "But I'm not stupid." "So are you crazy?" "Shut up, friend !" "You know, ever since that girl slapped. ." ". .me, I'm feeling something." "It had to happen." "You've been slapped for the first time in life." "And I get slapped more often than I eat food." "Now that you've been slapped once, you'll keep getting it." "What?" "l mean to say you'll get a good girl soon." "Really?" "Yeah !" "Hi !" "Hi, Riya." "Hi, Mili." "How are you?" "First class." "How about you?" "I'm working in the same news channel." "News channel." "Where are you going?" "l'm waiting for Rahul." "You still. ." "Your Rahul is here." "Mili." "Bye, Riya." "Bye." "Bye, Riya." "Bye." "Bye, Riya." "I'm blind, brother." "Sorry." "I'm sister, not brother." "Sister." "Yes." "Oh, sister." "What's the time in my watch, sister?" "9.45." "9.45?" "Didn't the bus arrive yet?" "No, it'll be here soon." "Tell this blind man when the bus comes." "Yes, sure" "Thief!" "Thief!" "Nab him. -l'm here." "Thief!" "Thief!" "They both are hands in gloves." "Come." "Come." "Stop." "Where are you going?" "You want bag." "Yes." "It's their racket." "One friend steals and other supports. ." "Madam." "Take your bag." "Where is the thief?" "You wanted him too." "I mean. . he escaped." "He escaped or did you make him flee?" "What?" "Listen, these are old fashion tricks to woo a girl." "Why don't you try something new?" "And listen, I'm not like those girls. ." ". .who come to Mumbai for this." "I'm a decent girl from a decent family." "Ok?" "So don't try to be over-smart." "What a slap!" "I heard it till there." "Friend, I too have loved." "But I've never snatched anyone's income for love." "It would've been better if you would've let me take the bag." "Never mind." "Take my business card." "Keep it. lf you need me, phone me." "And apply ointment at night. lt'll heal." "Hi." "Chameli !" "My girlfriend." "Chameli." "Can I say something, Aditya?" "Go on, pal." "Why do I feel that she's used to slapping. ." ". .and you to getting slapped?" "Shut up, friend !" "I don't rue getting slapped, but that she misunderstands me." "Then let's go and explain it to her." "But where and how?" "What's her name?" "Riya." "Let's go and find Riya." "We don't have the address." "We'll find the address." "Come." "What's her name?" "Riya." "All the Riya's on Orkut will be out." "I mean to say, their profile." "But how can you be sure that she'll be on Orkut?" "But she might be." "Yeah !" "Let's try." "Where does she work?" "ln a news channel." "News channel." "Riya." "Wow!" "This old lady." "She's for you." "She's not the one." "She's my Riya." "Yes." "She's hot." "Shut up!" "I mean to say. . don't just stare." "Express your feelings." "Send her a message." "Oh !" "'Hi, this is Aditya." "Recognized me?" "'" "'You had slapped twice on my one cheek with love.'" "One more message." "'l want to say that I'm not like what you think.' l've recognized you properly." "Vicky is never wrong. -lt's here." "What has she written?" "If you send me message again, I had just slapped you now. ." ". .you can't even imagine what I'll do next." "You're not a friend, but a ghost." "A Dracula that's sucking my blood." "If you can't solve a problem, don't aggravate it." "Please." "I've. ." "Stop." "Stop it." "You know, she used to think I'm partially bad." "But because of your stupid idea. ." ". .she thinks I'm totally immoral." "Can I say something?" "No." "Important. ." "No." "Once. ." "Quiet!" "I say quiet." "Vicky, our hero was so happy till yesterday. ." ". .and today he has long face." "Actually our hero was in love before. ." ". .but now he's heart broken." "Why do you worry?" "I know how to change his mood." "With grilled crab." "Waiter?" "Vicky, this voice is familiar." "Yes, madam." "Listen." "Listening?" "When I ordered crab, you said it's not there." "How did you get it now?" "Riya." "From sea." "What?" "She's the same girl who slapped you?" "Yes." "They'd signed it earlier. lt got released now." "What?" "Oh !" "I mean they had ordered on the phone." "I don't know. I came here earlier so I want the crab." "Should I give birth to crab now. ." "No ifs and buts." "Go quickly." "I'll be back." "Wait." "Had it been Chalandhar, I would've taught him a lesson." "Excuse me, Miss Slap. ." "Riya." "Miss Riya." "You can take the crab." "You?" "Yes." "So you came here following me." "And you want to be a hero by offering crab." "You're getting me wrong again." "I don't want to know you." "But listen to me." "Shut up!" "First scrap, then crab." "Look, you. ." "Didn't I say that these are old tricks to woo girls?" "Move." "Don't mess with me." "Miss Riya, yours. ." "Listen." "I think he'll get slapped again." "Riya." "Riya." "Listen." "Listen to me. -l think you won't give up so easily." "Yes." "Why should I?" "If someone thinks wrong about you, do you give up?" "Listen. I know you properly." "Ok?" "That's the problem." "Listen." "You misunderstand me." "Riya, please give me a chance to prove that I'm not wrong." "I'm not a bad boy." "Riya, please." "I promise, after that you won't see me again." "But I'm not interested." "Ok?" "Ok." "But you're interested in slapping me." "You can slap me, but you won't listen to me." "Riya, please." "I'm warning you." "If you don't listen to me, I'll haunt you like a ghost." "Please." "Please." "Please, Riya." "Tell me." "Not now." "Tomorrow." "At the same place and same time." "And I'll order 2 crabs this time." "Ok?" "Will you come?" "l'll think about it." "Aditya, forget her." "You can't woo her." "Let's find someone else." "No, only Riya will be in my life." "So you'll always stay a bachelor." "lf violence and not finance had been my business, I'd have killed them today." "God knows where they are!" "We're here, sir." "You've come." "Where were you?" "Sir, don't ask that." "Ask what did we do." "What did you do?" "Sir, we've just enticed a girl's heart." "What are you saying?" "What rubbish !" "Don't stop me, friend." "Sir, no matter what I'll say it." "Yes." "A foreign returned priest had told. ." ". .me once, I'll kill a person." "I think he was wrong. I'll kill not one, but two men." "Ok, sir." "Kill us and kill your last hope too." "Meaning?" "l mean we'll meet her." "Who?" "The girl to start love saga." "Just think, when on her fair cheeks. ." ". .you'll kiss with your black lips. ." "I mean to say you'll kiss her with your hot lips. ." "But whom will I kiss." "Tanya." "Really?" "Yes." "No." "You're trying to fool me." "No, sir. I swear by your ponytail." "Sir, we praised you a lot in front of her." "Really?" "Yes." "What did she say?" "What could she say?" "Did you see well going to a thirsty man?" "No." "Thirsty man has to go to the well." "But she's strange." "She never asked me for water." "Often I stand at the reception for no reason." "Often I call her in my cabin." "But I can't express my feelings." "Shame!" "I mean you must be feeling shy." "Remember." "Girls often say no in place of yes." "But this is a difficult case." "Girl is below 25 and boy is above 55." "Don't worry." "Even on old buildings, new flags are hoisted." "But it is done just once a year." "On independence day." "How will that help me?" "Sir, we're here." "We'll arrange something." "But don't tell her that we'd told you all this." "Ok." "Ok." "Why did you phone?" "I've sanctioned Kishanchand's loan." "What?" "Get his papers. I'll sign them." "But they didn't submitted important papers." "But gave me sweets." "Don't be surprised." "He's my personal friend." "It's my personal matter. I've sanctioned it." "That's final." "Crook." "You called me crook." "How dare you call me crook!" "sir, I didn't say it." "Tanya says so." "When she's alone." "Ok." "She says with grace and shyness and jerking her tresses. ." ". .that you're a crook." "Crook is such a sweet pet name." "Even my dad used to say that with love." "And I used to sit on his lap." "You're so cute." "You never know." "Even Tanya might sit in my lap. ." "Riya." "Who is Aditya?" "Why do you care?" "Come here." "I've cooked butter chicken." "But tell me, who is Aditya?" "Konika, there are many Aditya's who. ." ". .want to take girls on a ride." "He must be one of them who is chasing me." "And you?" "You know I'm here to achieve something." "Then do it." "I mean the boy is handsome." "Give him my mobile number." "Ok?" "Tomorrow he's going to prove his decency. I'll do it them." "Ok?" "I'm famished now." "Butter chicken. I want it too." "Did you get it?" "I want to get rid of that girl." "Sir, that's a great idea." "I'll mix something in a cake and she won't see you again." "Will there be any problem?" "No." "Even it happens, you'll be in troubel, not me." "Hero!" "You're Aditya." "But you look so distressed." "Why?" "You must be wondering if you love. ." ". .story will start today or not." "Yes. I don't know if she'll come today." "And if she comes, how will I tell her what's in my heart." "Don't fear, when I'm near." "I'll give you an idea to take your love story to its climax." "Meaning?" "Do you see that boy in glasses?" "He gave me an idea." "He wants to ger rid of a glass and you want to befriend one." "Correct." "So we'll use his idea and change it." "But what's the idea?" "Listen." "Yes." "What are you doing?" "l was just checking your ear." "Tell me." "Stop kidding." "Yes." "But will there be any problem." "No." "Even it happens, you'll be in troubel, not me." "Hi, Riya." "Hi." "Come." "Tell me." "What's the rush !" "l'm in a hurry." "What will you have?" "l don't want to eat anything with you." "Hello." "Hello, sweety." "My darling." "My dear Riya." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "Child, today I miss you a lot." "l too miss you a lot." "Child Riya, since you left I am feeling. ." ". .l" "love you more than I used to." "I love you too." "'What?" "She has a boyfriend.'" "Listen. I've heard a news on radio." "A boy called a girl for lunch to tell her how decent he was." "Ok?" "Yes, child." "Later it was found that he had planned. ." ". .it with the waiter of the hotel." "Then?" "Do you know he missed drug in girl's food." "For hero." "For specky." "Don't ask what happened." "Don't worry. I know how to deal with such people, dad." "Your dad." "Yes." "I knew it." "Sir, take your cake." "Ok, thanks." "You may go." "What?" "He was asking for tip." "Hi, Rohan." "Hi." "Sit." "Rohan, when I call you, you refuse." "Today you've asked me to come." "Anything special." "Yes, it's special." "Sir, take your cake." "Tell me quickly. I've to leave early." "Riya, what I want to say is in this cake!" "What I want to say is in this cake!" "How romantic!" "Ok." "So you wanted to say this." "Yes." "I love you. I want to marry you." "What!" "Oh no!" "Fraud !" "l love you too. I too want to marry you." "Rohan." "Rohan. I love you." "I want to get rid of you." "If you want, I can just pass time with you." "Retake!" "You've got me wrong." "l want to know what you've written on this chit, nothing else." "How romantic!" "'l love you. I want to marry you.'" "That chit was of someone else." "I had written that I want to get rid of you." "If you want, I can just pass time with you." "And this. ." "Someone else might've written it for someone else." "What?" "Yes." "I hate you." "Thank you." "she left." "Ok, but my work isdone." "But what happened to that poor boy. I don't care." "What?" "Yes." "I can neve make a place for myself in her heart." "For the first time a boy has entered my heart." "She'll never forgive me now." "I've to apologize to her." "Don't delay." "Send her a scrap." "Look, Riya's scarp." "Read it." "I'm sorry." "Can we meet tomorrow?" "Man, congratulations." "After all you had wooed a girl." "Tell me about yourself." "Where are you from?" "What do you do?" "What do you like?" "I'm from Punjab. I'm a Punjabi girl." "My dad and I love each other very much." "We live in a joint family." "Ok." "We live with uncle and aunt." "And mother. -l'm unlucky in that matter." "She's no more." "Oh !" "What about your parents?" "I'm double unlucky." "I've no parents." "I'm so sorry." "Anyway, forget that." "Tell me, why did you come to Mumbai?" "We've everything by the grace of God." "But I told dad that I'll go to Mumbai and get success." "And chose my own life partner." "Really?" "So what type of a life partner do you want?" "Simple, but sweet." "Even if he doesn't have a bungalow. ." ". .he must've a flat in a tower." "And?" "And. ." "Even if he's not a boss in his company, he must be a manager." "And?" "And. ." "Yes. I don't care about imported cars, but he must've a bike." "And?" "And. ." "You tell me about yourself." "ln easy finance company. ." "You're the boss." "No." "Manager." "That's cool." "I've a flat in a tower in Goregoan." "And I've a bike too." "Won't you take me on a ride on that bike." "Of course." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The heart is elated." "The heart is elated." "Passion has aroused." "Passion has aroused." "Heart is beating with joy." "Heart is beating with joy." "The breeze tell me. ." "The breeze tell me. ." ". .this is love." "This is love." "This is love." "This is love." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The heart is elated." "The heart is elated." "We'll make a dream world." "We'll adorn it with love." "We'll make a dream world." "We'll adorn it with love." "In our joy. ." "The windows and doors smile." "The windows and doors smile." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The eyes have insinuated desire." "The heart is elated." "The heart is elated." "Passion has aroused." "Passion has aroused." "Heart is beating with joy." "Heart is beating with joy." "The breeze tell me. ." "The breeze tell me. ." ". .this is love." "This is love." "This is love." "This is love." "This is love." "Uncle, dance." "Swing." "Swing." "Why've we come here?" "is there a wedding here?" "They're celebrating our wedding." "Uncle, dance." "You know them?" "Yes." "Come on." "Enough." "Enough." "Congrats." "Congrats." "Thanks, Mr. Ganpat." "Sister-in-law, since you married Aditya my problem is over." "Or else in my bedroom, late night he used to. ." "In your bedroom. ." "No. I mean. ." "Mr. Ganpat." "Mr." "Ganpat, come. lt's cool inside." "Come, brothers." "Let's dance with Mr. Ganpat." "Thank you, Mr. Ganpat." "Nice guy!" "What's going on?" "Riya. ." "What?" "I stay here." "What?" "You lied to me that you live in a tower." "What else could I've done?" "I never wanted to lie to you." "But when you said you want a life partner. ." ". .with a flat in tower, I got scared." "I thought I would lose you, so. ." "So you lied." "Now tell me, are you a manager in your company or not?" "Riya, that. ." "What?" "I am a manager." "And I'll buy a flat in a tower soon." "Our row-houses are bought by a builder." "With that money, we'll buy a flat in a tower." "Don't cry please." "Aditya, I'm not sad because you don't have. ." ". .a flat, but because you lied to me." "And I told dad about it." "He was against our marriage." "If he finds this out. ." "Dad." "Dad." "Your dad is no more for you." "Riya, I never stopped you from doing anything." "But I never thought you'll marry. ." ". .without" "letting me meet the boy." "Fine." "Now be happy." "I break all relationship with you." "Dad listen to me." "God." "Uncle, you disconnected the phone and yet you broke it." "When I broke ties with my daughter. ." ". .what's the use of mobile now?" "I've to buy a flat in tower at any cost." "I can't see tears in Riya's eyes." "Can you see your bank balance?" "Look, I give loan to others." "Can't I get loan?" "You will." "But only 15 lakhs." "In 15 lakh, you can't buy a flat in a tower." "So what should I do?" "l'll tell you." "Riya. -l'll get 15 lakhs too." "It means 30 lakhs." "I too will marry." "I've jewelry worth 5 lakhs." "That's 35 lakhs." "I'm going to get married." "Shut up." "Dad." "Child, my darling." "My honey." "I tried a lot." "But I can't live without you." "Uncle, enough." "You'll run out of balance." "Yes, long distance calls are expensive." "I knew you were saying that in anger." "Yes, child." "I'm no longer anger and I've come to Mumbai to meet you." "Dad has reached Mumbai." "What?" "What?" "What?" "We've to do something." "If he sees me here, He'll take me to Punjab." "Talk to him." "Hello." "Hello, child." "Hello." "Hello." "child, how come your voice sounds masculine?" "I'm Kishore Kumar." "What are you saying?" "Kishore Kumar, hello." "You used to sing on radio, but after death you're answering phones." "I'm your son-in-law." "You'll get me in trouble." "Son-in-law!" "You fool !" "Aren't you ashamed to joke with your father-in-law." "Come to station to receive me." "Then who will go to office." "Your father-in-law has come to Mumbai for the. ." ". .first time and you want to go to office." "If you don't come, I won't let this train move." "What if he really doesn't come?" "Yes, I didn't think about it." "Uncle, take his address." "Tell me your address." "What happened?" "You're in trouble." "What happened?" "He's coming here." "Hello." "Hello." "Son-in-law, how come you voice has changed?" "I've cold." "So soon." "Yes." "That. ." "Ok, fine." "No problem." "Give me your address." "Sidhu, write it down." "Here." "Don't give me money." "Write it down." "He wants the address." "Give him." "What's the problem?" "How can he?" "Write." "Jethabhai chawl ( row house )." "Chawl." "What are you doing?" "Hello." "Hello." "Your voice keeps changing from one person to another." "What's going on?" "What's the reason?" "The cold is cured." "So soon." "Fine." "Tell me the address." "Ding dong market." "Kamla Nagar." "Vimla compound." "32 lane." "Khar, Dadar, Bandra." "Uncle, Andheri is left. -l got it." "What did I understand?" "He gave me a lengthy address." "Kamla." "Ding-dong." "Kamal." "Bandra." "Andheri." "Darkness." "What are you doing?" "Looking for Jalandhar station." "Fool !" "Jalandhar is not there, but here." "What will happen now?" "You handle. I'm leaving." "Look, pal." "Now that you're our friend, you've to fulfill friendship." "I'll do something." "Let him come." "You'll take a week to buy a flat." "Correct." "I'll handle him in the meantime." "That's more like it." "But. ." "Don't worry." "I'll handle him." "Yes." "What should I say if he phones me?" "Disconnect it." "shut up!" "Give me your phone." "I'll keep your phone." "You buy a new one." "I'll take care of this." "Ok?" "Fantastic idea." "Your life is set." "Uncle, I think they won't come." "Yes." "But we've to wait." "Yes." "What are you saying?" "You're payine me money to steal." "Yes." "For the first time, someone is doing that." "I think I've become a professional pick-pocket." "Leave that." "Did you understand everything. -l know." "Go." "But why do you want me to pick-pocket of your father-in-law?" "I think he isn't a professional." "Let's find someone else." "We'll find many. ." "No. I'm ready. I'll do the work." "Go quickly." "Come with me, brother." "Can't you see?" "Are you blind?" "Yes, brother." "For the first time my prediction is right." "We've erred by calling a blindman, blind." "Brother, forgive us." "Give me money." "Money?" "Yes." "My cane is broken." "Give me the broken cane." "Here." "It's really broken." "Right." "Sidhu, note." "He's paying." "Don't note, but pay him money." "Take 500." "This is 100." "500." "It's in the back." "Last." "Give me the old cane." "Here" "Buy a brand new one." "Thank you." "Repair it. lt'll come in handy later." "Brother, you're so kind." "I want to hug you." "With love." "Yes." "Go ahead." "Here." "Great!" "It's done." "Where is that man going?" "I think he fled with the money." "What are you saying?" "I'm professional." "Give it to me." "take 100 rupees and enjoy." "Only 100." "Yes." "Thief." "I'm a thief?" "Yes." "I'm a thief?" "Yes." "You're a pick-pocket." "Police." "Police." "Do you feel weakness?" "Yes." "Are you feeling giddy?" "Yes." "Are you famished?" "Yes." "Take money and eat something." "It's picked." "What?" "Some pick-pocketed me." "Fine." "Uncle, why did you hit me?" "For the first time I'm robbed and you say it's fine." "You didn't get it." "I was saying, you lost only money." "You still have the phone." "Yes." "Phone your daughter." "My darling." "My honey." "Riya child." "This is Nathu confectioner." "Really?" "Hang up." "No." "Uncle, don't break it." "This is the last phone." "Control." "Control." "I'll go." "Go." "I'm in control. I won't break it." "Dad." "Yes." "Who are you?" "I thought I found my dad lost in 'Kumbh' fair." "If he was lost at 'Kumbh' fair, why. ." ". .are you looking at the station?" "Go there. -l looked everywhere for him." "But I didn't find him" "You look worried, sir." "Does my jacket color shows that?" "I'm worried." "Someone robbed uncle." "Uncle my dad was robbed similarly." "He had my mother's address." "He hasn't returned till today." "Did you've anyone address?" "Yes, child." "My daughter's address." "Now when I phone her, some confectioner answers." "Where will you stay in this city without money?" "Yes." "Uncle, come with me." "I've a big house and a big heart." "Stay with me, uncle." "I'll think I found my lost dad." "Strange." "Great ghosts reside in Mumbai." "Great souls!" "I found a readymad son." "Readymade." "Readymade." "Say ready." "Ready." "M." "M." "Ad." "Ade." "Readymad." "Readymade." "Even in Mumbai he can't speak English properly." "Come." "Ok, son." "Listen, is your mother home?" "Why?" "She too might feel that your dad has returned." "Shall we?" "Come." "Kid, I've told you often your loan can't be sanctioned." "That's final." "I want to make old-age home on my land." "It's your own land." "Build whatever you want. I don't care." "Sir, this is a noble deed." "You'll get reward of it, not me." "I didn't get it. -l've told you this is a big amount of loan." "I've to consider the person and his. ." ". .background before giving loan." "But sir, I've all the papers." "But I'm not ready." "Come after 15 days." "Go." "I've been waiting for 6 months." "Even I'm waiting for 6 months so that you understand it." "But you don't get it." "But I've got it." "Yes." "No, I've to go to the bathroom. I'm going." "Uncle, don't worry. I'll try." "Come after 15 days." "Ok?" "Ok." "Aditya." "Who died?" "Your father-in-law." "l'm not so lucky." "Your father-in-law is a dinosaur." "Keep him at your house." "Forgive me." "That's why I came here. I need Jholu's sign on loan papers." "But where is he?" "At his favorite place." "Hello, Tanya." "What?" "What happened?" "You're in trouble." "Again?" "What happened?" "Riya is coming here." "Call her in." "What's the big deal?" "You forgot." "You told Riya that you're the manager here." "Oh no!" "What to do now?" "Where should I hide?" "Sit on this manager's chair." "Are you mad?" "Sit." "May I come in, manager." "Hi, Riya." "Hi." "Look what I've brought for you." "What?" "Chicken." "Fish." "Wow!" "You'll like it with lemon." "Thank God I saw you in manager's chair." "Vicky, is my dad fine?" "What can happen to him?" "Everything is fine now." "Everything will be fine." "Aditya will take signature of his manager." "Yes." "But Aditya is the manager." "That general. ." "General manager!" "Yes." "Let's go." "What's the rush !" "That. . his work will be done." "What will be done?" "Loan must've been sanctioned." "I just remembered. I too have to meet my boss for loan." "Ok, bye." "Bye." "See you." "Bye." "We got saved." "Was I looking like a manger?" "You're asking a stupid question." "You're far better than our manager." "He's grumpy and fatso." "I'm grumpy. I'm fatso." "Sir, I was talking about his old boss, not you." "Sir, you're far better than his old boss." "Sir, you're tall, dark and handsome." "Don't try to fool me." "I'm not so stupid." "Got it?" "Yes." "I'm not dark." "I may be tall and handsome." "I can agree to it." "By the way, why are you in my cabin?" "Sir, my loan. ." "I've told you I can't give you 15 lakh loan to you." "It's a big amount." "How can it be done?" "Sir, look what I've got for you." "What?" "Chicken." "Meatball." "Fish." "Fry." "Yet the amount is huge." "Sir, you'll like it more with lemon." "Do you've lemon?" "We'll get it." "15 lakh." "Yet, 15 lakh is a huge sum." "Sir, my wife has cooked it." "15 lakh." "Sir, I'll feed you this daily if I get a house." "Yet, 15 lakh is a huge sum." "Ok, sir. lf you don't sign. ." "We too feel hungry." "Pen." "Give him pen." "Pen." "Yes." "Give me lemon and leave me alone." "Ask him, uncle." "Where is Ding Dong market in Andheri West at Bandra?" "They look sick." "Even your loan is sanctioned." "Cool." "We just need a flat of your choice." "Then we'll call dad." "I wonder how is he." "Don't worry about him." "Vicky is taking care of him." "Stop." "Brother, stop talking on phone." "Where is Ding Dong market in Andheri West at Bandra?" "What are you saying?" "I don't know." "Let me go." "Wait. -l'll be there." "Yes, Mr. Kokreja." "We're getting a ready flat in our budget." "SMS me the address." "I'll come with my wife to see it." "Ok, thanks." "So how is it?" "Very good." "It's reallly nice." "Sir, come." "Mr." "Kokreja." "Yes." "Did you like our society?" "There are big towers. -lt's nice." "Sister, builders don't build such towers anymore." "Come." "The lift is so big." "Builders don't build such lifts anymore." "14th floor." "Just a minute." "Come, son." "Are you going to 14th floor?" "Yes." "Yes." "You too?" "Yes." "But you don't have an ice-cream." "is ice-cream necessary to go to 14th floor?" "Your mother doesn't scold you on eating ice-cream like my mother." "You know, I eat ice-cream daily hiding in this lift." "From ground floor to 14th floor and back." "I eat my ice-cream this way." "Very cute." "Come." "Chintu, how are you?" "Fine." "What are you eating?" "Your favorite item, ice-cream?" "Besides me, everyone else get their favorite dish." "Keep quiet." "Don't say anything in the meeting." "Ok?" "Ok." "Everyone else will keep yapping." "Shut up!" "How are you, brother Badbad Singh?" "Me?" "I'm fine." "Mr. Badbad Singh." "If you're talking to us, talk in Hindi." "Ok. I'll talk in Hindi." "We've to teach a lesson to the traitor." "Thief will be caught someday." "He has enjoyed a lot." "Yes." "Everyone besdies me is enjoying." "Now shut up." "hello, brother." "Hello, sister-in-law." "How are you, sister Sarla?" "Fine." "Chintu, what are you doing here?" "I'm going to terrace to play tennis." "There is emergency meeting of the society." "Play in the garden." "Come." "Our 14th floor is here." "Take other lift and go down." "Go." "Ok, grandpa." "Bye." "Bye." "Very bad." "We weren't aware of such misdeed taking place in our vicinty." "So?" "What have you decided, secretary?" "What to think?" "Our society has no place for such wicked people." "He'll be exiled tomorrow morning." "What?" "He'll be exiled." "Meaning?" "He'll be thrown out." "It's a big hall. -lsn't it." "Builders are thieves these day." "They don't make big halls anymore." "You're lucky to get a big hall." "Look, you're newly married." "You'll get a child soon." "He'll become a big cricketer playing cricket here." "And you'll get another kid soon." "I got it. -l'll explain." "You didn't get it yet." "Come." "Come, sister." "Look at the crockery." "Come here, sister." "This is plasma TV." "You'll get it too." "Plasma." "Yes." "Come here." "Look, furniture of teak wood." "It'll last longer than humans." "Son of Rustom had made it for himself." "Why doesn't he stay here?" "He went to America for business and settled there." "Adi, this is my dream house." "We've to buy it." "Please." "Don't break her heart." "Say yes." "Sister-in-law, two other clients saw this." "They can give token any minute." "Why don't we finalized the deal before them?" "Fine." "But did you talk about our budget." "Yes." "I told 50 lakh to Mr. Rustom." "What?" "I had said 35 lakhs." "No." "Neither more nor less." "75 lakh means 75 lakh." "Don't be a miser." "The clients are in need." "Kukreja, quiet." "This is not a market." "Uncle, flat. ." "It is good that's why you like it." "It belongs to my son." "He settled in America." "He doesn't need flat, but money for business." "So I'm selling the flat." "But uncle, some. ." "Child." "No ifs and buts." "Neither more nor less. 75 lakhs means 75 lakhs." "Ok?" "Sorry." "Ok." "Maybe we are not destined to get this flat." "Thank you, uncle." "Come, Adi." "Adi." "Wait." "How much can you pay?" "35 lakhs." "And remaining 40 lakhs." "l can pay you soon." "I've a room in parel." "Builder has bought that row house." "So you'll get the money in a month or two. I'll pay you then." "I give you 3 months." "Great." "Thank you, uncle." "No." "Don't thank me now." "First hear me out." "Then decide to thank me or say sorry to me." "Go on. -l've a condition." "After 3 months if you don't pay the entire amount. ." ". .l'll keep the money you pay earlier." "It doesn't happen so." "Tell me if you agree." "I agree." "Adi." "I'll arrange the money in a month." "Alright." "Sign the agreement." "And come with your luggage to settle there." "I don't want to hear you." "What did you do in our society?" "We won't do it again." "Don't throw our luggage." "You ashamed us." "Forgive us." "Don't throw our things." "Throw his things." "Throw his things.-Get the couple out." "You've betrayed us." "Throw it." "We won't do it." "We can't tolerate it." "We didn't know." "Excuse me, uncle." "What's happening?" "What do you mean?" "That husband-wife." "Ok." "That husband-wife stayed in the building and ate non-veg." "So?" "Non-veg is prohibited in this building." "Tell us, do any one of you eat non-veg." "No, no." "No." "Not at all." "If you eat non-veg, no need to unpack." "You can return." "Not at all." "We don't eat." "But why is it so?" "Why?" "Didn't you see the board?" "Pavitra co-op housing society." "Strictly vegetarian." "What now?" "We've managed so far." "We'll think of something." "Stop kidding." "Life is kidding us, not me." "You know we're the winner of all the problems in this world." "You too!" "What a lovely!" "What are you doing here?" "Home-delivery." "Yes, my house is here." "I'm delivering myself." "I'm a paying guest in the society." "Why are you here?" "Trying?" "What?" "To understand." "Don't confuse me." "Or I'll be furious." "Tell me frankly." "We've bought a flat in this society." "Stop over acting." "I mean, what was the need?" "Have you given up non-vegetarian food forever?" "No." "Then why did you buy flat here?" "They're vegetarian." "We didn't know." "I got it." "You'll be out before you enter." "Everyone is pure vegetarian here." "Ok. I got it." "Now what to do?" "First take entry." "Then you'll get dysentry." "I mean you're decent." "So you'll entry." "Decent entry." "Desentry." "Take the bag." "Kadu." "Sidhu, uncle." "It's the same." "Do you think we'll find Riya." "I don't know." "But if we keep looking for her like this, we'll be lost." "Look at me. I've become unhealthy." "I've lost muscles." "Yes. ln Punjab you used to look like He-man." "Here you look like a mouse." "How did it happen?" "is this any food?" "I miss food of Jalandhar, dad." "I lost my apetite seeing this food." "Why?" "I don't like to eat anything if there is no chicken or meat." "I don't like veg plant." "l too don't like it." "But we're helpless." "So eat it." "Yes." "But what?" "I won't need to go on a diet if I get such food daily." "I'll become slim." "That's good. I'll save money on gym." "Shut up!" "Mr. Rustom should've told us that this is a veg society." "It's not his fault, but ours." "Fearing your dad, we bought flat in a hurry." "Don't bring dad in the middle." "Ok?" "Ok, relax." "Listen. I've an idea." "Go on." "We can go out and eat non-veg food." "We sure can." "But what if dad comes home and ask for non-veg food?" "Sir, bill." "What for?" "For the food you ate." "Sir, bill." "For what?" "For the food your served." "Meaning?" "l've never tasted such tasteless chicken." "Even mouse are bigger than this in our village." "Look, if you don't pay the bill, I'll call the police." "Uncle." "Why do I feel that he's threatening you?" "You feel so?" "Yes." "Sure?" "Yes." "I'll give a befitting reply to his threats." "You want money?" "Yes." "The tie is good." "Thank you." "Knock out." "I'm late again." "Boss will kill me." "Aditya, how are you?" "Fine." "You?" "Same to same." "Fine." "Why is he barking?" "You didn't ask mother how she is." "I would ask if I see her." "Where is your mother?" "She's mummy." "She's a bitch." "Speak softly." "If my wife hears, she'll put a belt around my neck and mummy will take me for a walk." "Oh my God !" "She's from my in-law's place." "My wife thinks she's her mother's rebirth." "Ok." "Fine." "Take care of your mummy." "I'm late." "Bye." "I've to take care of her." "So it's you." "Yes." "I'm the Harry Potter of the society." "Chintu Chaturvedi." "Now move so that I can come in." "Come in." "Have you come to 14th floor eating ice-cream." "No, I've come to meet you." "Me?" "Why?" "Because I like you." "Do you like me too?" "Of course." "Thank you." "My school bus." "Bye." "You'll go to school wearing these clothes." "Aunt, there is fashion dress competition in my school today." "I got it." "Take this." "Thank you." "Why are you keeping it in bag?" "Eat it." "Aunt, I'll eat it in recess." "You'll eat money during recess." "No." "My mother has given me money to buy something to eat." "Why?" "You don't like home made food." "No." "My mother can't make delicious food." "Ok, take my tiffin." "You'll take my tiffin daily." "Yours?" "Yes." "What if mummy find out?" "I promise not to tell anyone." "You too promise you'll take tiffin from here." "Ok." "And in return you'll kiss me." "Ok." "Bye." "Bye." "Kiss me now." "Bye." "Bye." "Aditya is here." "What is non-veg man doing in vegetarian society." "There must be something fishy." "I've to investigate." "Yes, Vicky. I've informed Adi." "He'll come soon." "I'm scared. I don't know what will happen." "What happened, Riya?" "You called me here urgently. ." "Adi, that. ." "Yes." "Dad." "What?" "Dad. ." "Nothing happened." "So what's the matter?" "Police arrested dad." "Why?" "Come and watch my dance." "Come and admire my dress." "Hello, inspector." "What hello?" "Who are you?" "Sir, I'm Vicky." "What do you want?" "I want to get someone released." "Whom?" "Sir, release those poor men." "What poor?" "That old man punched that waiter so hard. ." ". .that he faints after every 10 minutes." "I think I'll have to tell you the truth." "What truth?" "He's getting treatment." "For what?" "Mental imbalance." "He had a brother of your age." "Brother." "His name was Kaluram." "Kaluram." "He fled home when he was child saying he'll. ." ". .be neither doctor or collector. ." ". .but only inspector. -Inspector." "Since then he has gone mad." "And he does such act daily to get locked." "So that he can find his Kalurma in a police station." "He'll find it." "Look at the tears of a brother." "Yes." "Feel the pain." "Ok." "Release him." "Constable, release him." "Ok." "Thank you." "Thank you very much, sir." "Sir, if you find his brother tell me." "I'll do so." "Please tell me." "Sure." "We'll take something." "Brother, go." "We'll go in the morning." "I'll tell you if I find him." "I'll come and tell him." "How can I tell him?" "He didn't give me his address." "So what were you doing there?" "I've bought a flat there." "Are you talking about the flat at 14th floor?" "Yes." "Are you talking of 1401?" "Yes, sir." "But how did you know?" "l know everything." "Tell me, why did he give that flat to you?" "With cash." "Was I giving him vegetables instead of money." "They refused me flat because I'm non-vegetarian." "How did you get it?" "It's funny." "I can't eat it, but you can." "I got it. I got it." "You've bribed that secretary." "No, sir." "In fact I've quit non-vegetarian food." "Whom are you kidding?" "Me?" "No." "I can stop trying to woo Tanya." "But you can't give up non-veg." "Sir, believe me. I've quit." "Let it be." "Hello." "Hello." "Sir, it's mine." "That's why I was wondering." "Hi, Tanya. -lt's Vicky." "is everything fine?" "l got it." "Jholu is in front of you." "Yes Jholu is in front of me." "She's saying it." "Not me." "Carry on." "Let him say so." "Yes tell me. -l'm talking about your father-in-law." "He slapped a waiter then a taxi driver." "You married and got settled." "Will you keep your father-in-law with me till you get a child?" "Come to the garden and take your father-in-law?" "Ok." "What did Tanya say?" "She said." "Yes?" "She said. ." "Yes?" "She is ashamed to express her feelings." "She's on a leave." "So she called me to the garden." "Why you?" "She'll first tell it to me." "Ok?" "Then I'll tell it to you tomorrow." "Why tomorrow?" "Call me at night." "Sir, there is more fun in live telecast." "You're right." "Live telecast is more fun than highlights." "Correct." "Bye." "Wait." "What you doing?" "l'm kissing her hands." "Tell her to join office quickly." "Someone is anxious in her love." "Idle?" "No, listen properly." "I said anxious." "How romantic, sir!" "Bye." "See you." "Tell her." "I got about Tanya." "But I can't believe he quit non-veg." "Kadu." "Sidhu." "It's same." "Ask him why did he bring us here?" "Why?" "This is the place my dad was lost." "But he said it was 'Kumbh' fair." "Did I say so?" "Did he say so?" "Yes." "That's the starting point from where he went to the fair." "It's an inauspicious place." "Anyone can get lost from here." "What?" "Don't worry." "You'll find your girl." "Look for her." "You go there. I'll go to find my dad there." "Where?" "There." "Ok, fine." "Let's look for her." "Where?" "There." "Riya." "Riya." "Forget her." "Did you see this girl?" "He's a boy." "She's a girl." "Did you see her?" "No." "Stupid idiot." "Riya." "Riya." "Child Riya." "Child Riya." "What are you doing?" "Echo." "Just say it once, not twice." "Ok." "Brother, have you seen this girl?" "Dad." "He too is saying dad." "I doubt your character." "Why does everyone's dad resemble you?" "I think my face design is popular in India." "Forget that and say dad once again." "Dad." "Your voice sounds familiar." "Leave that." "Don't you recognize me?" "I'm your son-in-law." "Aditya." "Son-in-law." "Aditya." "Yes." "Fool, where is my Riya?" "This is a family problem." "Papa." "Riya." "Child Riya." "My dear." "My darling." "How are you?" "Fine." "And you?" "He's your son-in-law." "Aditya." "We meet. ln your family style." "Where were you?" "Everything got confused because of him." "Confusion, uncle." "Confution." "Say con." "Con." "fu." "Fu." "Tion." "Son." "Confution." "Confusion." "You can never speak English properly." "Everything got confused because of him." "He didn't come to station to receive me." "He did." "But he got late." "And you were gone by then." "Child, I phoned you many times, but. ." ". .some confectioner used to answer." "Really?" "Nathu confectioner." "Say it again." "Nathu confectioner." "This is not that voice." "Let's go home." "Come quickly." "Come, dad." "Thank God !" "I'm saved. parcel is at it's right place." "Come, dad." "This is your daughter's house." "Great!" "My dear." "My darling." "Riya, you've bought a good and big house." "Your dream has come true." "Yes." "Sit. I'll get water." "Sit." "Take care, Adi." "Uncle, house and TV is big." "Let's settle here." "Fool, closed flats of Mumbai aren't. ." ". .as good as fields of Jalandhar." "Son-in-law." "Son-in-law." "He's calling you." "What work do you do?" "l'm a manager in Easy finance company." "Come again. -l'm a manager in Easy finance company." "What are you doing, uncle?" "l think I've heard his voice earlier." "What?" "is it not possible." "We've met today." "You're mistaken." "Son-in-law, if I remember the voice. ." ". .l'll show who is mistaken." "Dad, take water." "Be ready in the evening." "We'll go to a hotel to eat food." "Hotel?" "We'll eat at home." "I didn't eat chicken for many days." "Cook chicken." "I'll be glad. I'll rest." "Where's the bedroom?" "There." "Come." "Massage my legs." "Do you've iron?" "Why?" "To press his legs." "Are you coming?" "Yes." "Adi, how can we cook chicken in this veg society?" "What to do?" "I've an idea." "is my parcel ready?" "Yes, everything with chicken." "Perfect." "Listen. is there any veg item?" "No." "I know you and your father-in-law are non-Veg." "If you eat veg food, you're faith will be defiled." "Stop taking non-veg food in 'Pavitra' society." "If you get caught, you will be. ." "Take this." "My father-in-law is famished." "Bye." "You'll lose your life too some day." "He told me he quit eating non-veg." "For whom did he buy non-veg food?" "I've to check." "Hello." "Mummy!" "You've come." "Mummy, that dad has ruined my life and now you. ." "How did I ever harm you?" "Please forgive me." "I think the dog won't listen." "Mummy, you won't listen so easily!" "I've to do something." "Come." "Bye." "I like you." "Hello." "Hello." "Brother, do you too feel something?" "What?" "Do you smell non-veg food?" "How can I?" "I'm strictly vegetarian." "Yes, everyone else besides me is vegetarian." "Yes." "But I'm sure. ." "What?" "Non-veg food was brought here." "Reallly?" "Brother, think hard." "What was brought?" "I remembered?" "What was brought?" "Dog." "Dog?" "Don't you like it?" "Open the door." "Does anyone eat dog?" "Bye." "I'm saved." "Mummy!" "Get lost!" "Riya, if food isn't ready bring apetizer." "Ok." "Sitaratar." "Starter." "Say Sit." "Sit." "Tar." "Sitaratar." "Starter." "You can never speak English properly." "Take this, dad." "Very good." "One should smell chicken before eating it." "Yes." "Which cock is crowing?" "Did you cook it well." "It's the ring tone." "Boss." "Yes, sir. I've talked to Tanya." "I'll come to office tomorrow for live telecast." "Forget that. I'm in your building compound." "What?" "I'm coming up." "Why?" "Why?" "l mean welcome, sir." "Most welcome." "It's not difficult but impossible to fool me." "Did I say it right?" "Dad, no." "Please leave the chicken." "Why?" "My boss is coming." "So what?" "Let me eat chicken." "You don't like the aroma." "Forget that, son-in-law." "It's chicken." "You dont get it." "What?" "If he sees you, you'll get to eat only vegetarian food for life." "Feed him that." "No, dad." "I'm famished." "Dad, please outside today." "Then my health and personality will be ruined." "Please. I beg of you." "Don't worry, child." "Where should I hide it?" "Who is it?" "Move aside." "Move." "Why?" "l want to come in." "Wait." "You move." "Why?" "I want to go out." "Listen." "Why do you want to come in?" "I want to meet you boss in his house." "And I am your boss' boss." "Go and tell your boss Aditya. ." ". .that his boss Jhola Ramani is here." "Uncle, why do I feel that he thinks you're a servant." "I got it now." "What?" "Jhole." "Aditya." "Save me." "You mess with me." "Dad, leave him." "sorry, sir." "He's my dad." "He's a villager." "Keep him there." "Why did you bring him to the city?" "Dad, you were going?" "Yes." "Come, Kadu." "Sidhu, uncle." "It's the same." "Tell me, what will you have?" "Aditya." "Where is he?" "I don't see him." "He's in the toilet. I'll call him." "And I'll see where he hid chicken." "Do something, God." "I think there is something." "Chicken lolipop." "I smelled it." "Hello, sir. -ls it done?" "You flushed after eating." "How come you are here?" "l was just passing by." "I was famished, so I came here." "Ok." "I go to anyone's house when I'm hungry." "But sir, today you've chosen a wrong day." "Really?" "We're fasting." "We didn't cook anything." "Really?" "But I'll cook for you." "What?" "Fritters." "Of what?" "Pumpkins. -l don't eat that." "Please, sir." "Two minutes." "No pumpkins." "Sir." "Sir." "Let's go." "Come on." "Where did you hide it?" "It's a superb idea. -l know." "We'll eat chicken." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Bones." "Oh !" "Where is the chicken?" "Let me see what it is." "I can't see anything." "Earlier I smelled egg, now I can smell chicken." "Badbad, did you eat chicken?" "Yes." "Yes?" "No." "So why do you smell of chicken?" "l. ." "What?" "I mean, I remembered." "I ate egg earlier." "Yes." "So chickem was hatched from that egg. ." ". .and so you can smell chicken." "I got it now." "It means someone else besides us eat non-veg." "You're right." "If others eat non-veg in this society, they would cook too." "So we can cook non-veg." "Riya, my tiffin. -lt's there." "Take it." "You're forgetting something." "What?" "Kiss." "Bye. I'll come tomorrow." "But it's Sunday." "Not to take tiffin, but to kiss you." "Bye." "Bye, take care." "Bye, uncle." "Bye, child." "I'm going too, Riya." "Don't forget your tiffin." "I've cooked chicken meatball specially for you." "And my special kiss." "Bye." "Bye." "Wow!" "Chicken meatball made by sister-in-law." "Thank God I won't have to eat cheap food of Retake's hotel." "Talk softly or else this crow might listen." "Crow?" "Where?" "Our boss." "Then say glutton." "Open it quickly. I'm famished." "Why doesn't it open?" "Try it." "I can't open it." "Can I try?" "Who is it?" "Glutton crow." "Sir, you?" "You?" "Sit. I'll open it." "No, sir." "There's nothing for you." "It's pure veg." "You know." "No problem. I'll eat pure veg today." "No, sir." "It's not fit for you." "No." "No, sir." "Give it to me, Thakur." "Sir, he's Aditya, not Thakur." "I know, it was a dialogue." "No, sir." "Don't leave it, Vicky." "Today I'll eat chicken." "No, sir." "Give it to me, Thakur." "Sir, he's Vicky, not Thakur." "I know, it is my style." "It is my style." "Don't open it, sir. I beg of you." "There's nothing for you." "There's nothing for you." "I'll find out when I open." "What is it?" "What?" "What is it?" "What?" "You're scum." "You work in a big company but bring apple for lunch." "Sir, I had said it wasn't fit for you." "Yes." "You like chicken, mutton." "And this. ." "You were forcing." "Now eat it." "Eat it." "Give it to Jholu." "Take it." "No." "Take it." "Take more." "I eat only chicken not this junk." "Fool." "sir, eat it." "What eat it?" "You said it had chicken." "Where is it?" "Riya said that to me." "If chicken is not here, where is it?" "Oh no!" "I'm sorry, Adi. I've erred." "No, I've erred by not stopping you from making non-veg." "What will happen now?" "What else?" "Pack up for us." "What?" "Chintu would've told Chaturvedi." "He'll be here to throw us out." "I think he's here." "Go and look." "You?" "Child Riya." "I was. ." "Forget it." "Child Riya, what did you give to Chintu. ." ". .in tiffin that his friends are his fan." "Fan." "Yes, aunt." "They liked it." "He saved it for me." "We wanted to ask you before eating." "I'll tell you." "Dad." "Dad." "Thank God you came." "Come inside." "Why?" "First let me tell them." "Come in the room." "Come." "First let me tell them what it is." "It's very good and tasty." "You'll like it if you gnaw it." "Dad, there is phone from Jalandhar." "Phone from Jalandhar?" "Come, Kadu." "Sidhu, uncle." "It's the same." "Come." "Go on." "Answer it quickly." "He's my dad." "Dad." "He has come from village." "But you didn't tell me, what it is?" "lt is that. ." "That. ." "Cottage cheese." "Yes." "Cottage cheese?" "It's too hard." "Riya's dad is too hard." "He likes hard things." "Let me taste it." "Yes." "No, you can't eat it." "You'll be defiled." "What?" "What?" "You'll get indigestion." "It was made in the morning." "It'll be stale." "It should be eaten within 2 hours." "Let me taste it once." "No. -l'll eat it." "Come on, grandpa." "Come on." "God, I think I've direct connection with you." "Wireless." "Thank you." "I love you. I love you." "I love you." "Thank you. I love you." "Badbad." "What's this?" "What?" "What's going on?" "What?" "Dad. -l'll see your dad later." "Let me first eat it." "Chicken." "Aditya." "Uncle Rustom, how are you?" "Very bad." "Why?" "Did you arrange the money?" "lt'll be done." "What?" "My builder will tell me when I'll get the money." "I'm warning you." "You've just 3 weeks." "If you don't pay me money, you'll have to evacuate the flat." "And I'll 'book' the money you've paid so far." "You mean you'll return it." "Am I a fool?" "Idiot, I've keep all the money." "Don't worry, uncle." "You'll get your money on time." "Really?" "It means Riya and her husband fooled me." "Come." "Vicky, time is short." "Uncle Rustom is asking for money." "That builder is delaying." "And there's problem of non-veg in the society." "I'm surrounded by problems." "I don't know what to do." "Thank God I didn't marry." "Don't marry before buying a flat in Mumbai." "I've to get a builder's girl to get a flat in Mumbai." "Please let me meet him." "He had called me." "Sorry, sir." "But he told me not to let you in." "But madam. ." "Madam. ." "She left." "Come." "Child." "Yes." "You know how long l'm struggling." "Try to understand my problem." "Ok." "We'll try." "Right?" "Yes, uncle." "We'll do something." "Thank you, son." "Don't worry." "Come after 1 15 days." "No, uncle." "We'll try today." "Come." "What?" "I won't get in this mess." "I'm tired trying to handle your problems." "I'm not interested in doing social service." "Look, I've got a job by fake certificates." "Why do you want to get me fired?" "I'm going." "Friend, listen. lf you've befriended me. ." "Why should I?" "I'm your friend, not yours." "We're not a match." "But listen. ." "What?" "Why do you want to lose your job for him?" "Come." "Son." "You had promised me." "Uncle, he forgets quickly." "Leave us. -l'll do something." "Give me file. I'll do something." "You'll get in trouble." "You'll live long." "Son, are you married?" "No." "Not yet?" "No." "I've a daughter." "Really?" "She's young." "Beautiful." "Very good." "Smart." "Great!" "Want to marry her?" "Are you a builder?" "No." "Get lost." "My dear. ." "Sir, this is the file of that old man for loan." "Sign it." "sign it." "Do you own the place?" "Who is the boss?" "You or me?" "I can't sanction this loan." "Why not?" "All the papers and documents are complete." "Yes, but some papers are missing." "Ok." "Green papers, you call sweet." "I can call it anything." "It's my problem." "Listen. I can't sanction this loan. lt's final." "Listen to me." "Forget Tanya." "You fellow!" "Don't be angry." "Young boys shouldn't get angry so soon." "Ok, I'll sanction it." "But you've to set me with Tanya." "Sir, consider it done." "Really?" "Sign it. -lt's done." "She's ready." "She says you're delaying." "Really?" "Go and sent Tanya in." "With full setting." "Ok, sir." "Jhola Ramani." "Don't waste time." "Go for action." "Lovely." "I forgot to spray perfume here." "May I come in, sir?" "Tanya." "Come in." "Did you call me, sir?" "Stop wasting time. lt's time to come close." "Aren't you ashamed?" "I'm of your daughter's age." "But he said that you're ready." "I was just wasting time." "Come." "Idiot." "Aditya, look. I'll make your homeless or change my name." "Sorry, Mr. Khanna." "I was in the lift." "Yes, go on." "Brother, your land is in non-development zone." "No builder can make building there." "But. ." "Not just you, even I've suffered lost." "Bye." "What happened, Riya?" "Dad." "Don't call me dad, liar." "But what happened?" "You lied to me." "What?" "That this is your flat." "That my daughter is happy." "I've raised Riya with love." "I knew she has erred by marrying you." "Sir, Jalandhar radio." "Turn it off." "Great, child Riya !" "You acted stubbornly." "I had seen many great boys for you in Jalandhar." "But you liked him who is a big liar." "No, dad." "Actually. ." "My foot!" "I had to see this day." "My own kids mocked me." "You've broken my heart." "Really?" "You've really sadden your dad." "I can't stay here." "Come, Sidhu." "Kadu, uncle." "Come." "Dad." "Listen to me." "Please." "There is nothing to say." "We've erred." "Forgive me. I'm sorry." "Sidhu, tell dad." "Uncle, Riya. ." "Are you coming or should I go alone?" "Dad." "Uncle." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Riya." "Riya, what happened?" "Are you fine?" "Riya." "Don't be tense." "God is great!" "He's giving you some trouble in life." "But everything will be fine in the end." "What happened?" "is Riya fine?" "What happened?" "Congrats, Adi." "Congrats." "Tell him, Sarla." "You're going to become a father." "You'll be a father." "You'll get a child soon." "Congratulations." "Thank you so much." "Don't just thank us, Adi." "Distribute sweets in the society." "Sure." "But can I go in?" "Yes, but take care." "Come." "Come." "Where?" "Inside." "Third wheel !" "What will you do there?" "Don't say such thin in vegetarian society." "You'll be in trouble." "Thank you and sorry. -l'll announce in the society." "Congratulations, baby." "Adi." "What happened, Riya?" "Does anyone cry on happy ocassion." "Dad would've been so happy if he were here." "Don't worry. I promise." "I'll get him myself." "Ok?" "Smile." "Smile." "What did the builder say?" "That. ." "Forget it." "You're hiding it from me." "No." "Just forget it." "Just tell me." "What did he say?" "He refused." "What?" "He says our house is in non-development zone." "What will we do, Adi?" "Desire for a flat has brought our lives on this turn." "It's because of me." "No, because of us." "We've 2 lakhs." "Give it to Mr. Rustom and ask for some more time." "Don't worry. I'll talk to him in the morning." "We'll find a way out." "Now smile." "Chaturvedi, I brought you here to talk to you in private." "Tell me." "Why didn't you give me flat in this building?" "Because you're a non-vegetarian." "What?" "Non-vegetarian." "What?" "Non-vegetarian." "Non-vegetarian." "One more member is non-vegetarian here." "How does he live here." "Who?" "Aditya Kher." "I don't believe it." "Why?" "Because I know him for so many days." "For just one and a half month." "He has been working with me for one and a half year." "I know well." "He eats fried fish in breakfast." "Mutton in lunch." "And chicken in dinner." "And he roams with 2 eggs in his pocket." "Boiled egg." "You say you know him." "Do you've any proof?" "I don't drink tea." "But thanks for asking." "I said proof." "Which drink is that?" "I mean evidence." "Evidence." "I'm spying on him. I'll get evidence soon." "Come to me with evidence." "I promise, that day I'll evict Aditya." "What?" "Evict." "What?" "l'll throw him out." "Ok." "I've a suggestion." "You're a secretary of a big tower." "Speak a language which the members can understand." "I don't believe it." "Wait a minute." "Hello." "Hi, Simran." "You're on a long leave. I thought your dad has come. ." ". .that's why you're on leave." "But now I learnt that you're pregnant." "I was going to tell you, but. ." "You were going to show me the kid directly." "Listen, we all want a party." "This evening we're coming to your. ." ". .house to eat crabs cooked by you." "No, Simran." "Listen." "We're coming." "And that's final." "Listen." "Boss is coming too." "Now you can't refuse." "Alright then." "See you." "Bye." "Simran. ." "What happened?" "My boss and colleague are coming to eat crabs cooked by me." "Crabs and here?" "l was thinking the same. I'll refuse them." "No." "They're coming to share our joy." "But. . -l'll arrange something." "Good one. -sir, crab." "Fresh ones." "Take it." "Ok." "You bought crab in front of a spy." "Now you're trapped." "What happened, Mr. Chaturvedi?" "Sir, you're here?" "Because now you can't live here." "You'll be thrown out." "I didn't get it. -l'll explain." "I saw you buying crabs in fish market." "What?" "What are you saying?" "I'm speaking Hindi, not Sindhi." "Search him." "No, it's wrong to doubt brother Aditya." "Yes." "By the way, mummy would've reacted. ." ". .if there were non-veg in the bag." "Yes, grandpa." "Uncle Aditya is very good." "Yes, father-in-law. I feel he can't do it." "Sister-in-law, what's the harm in frisking?" "If he has no non-veg item, we'll respect him more." "We won't change our thoughts because of his words." "Mr. Chaturvedi, we must trust our hero." "You can trust him if he has no non-veg item." "Sir, search him." "Wait." "You can't frish Aditya." "I won't let it happen." "Wait, Mr. Rustom." "If Aditya isn't non-vegetarian he should've. ." ". .no problem in getting frisked." "Yes." "So that truth is out in the open." "Watchman." "Yes, sir." "Search him." "You'll see crab." "Be careful. it might bite you." "Look inside." "He must've hidden it." "There is nothing inside it." "Yeah !" "Throw this man out of the society now." "He's plotting against him as I didn't give my flat to him." "But he bought crab in front of me. I saw it with my eyes." "Then return with your legs." "Now leave quickly." "Or we'll kick you." "What?" "Turn." "I got it." "Ok." "Sir, you forgot your bag." "No, it is not mine." "What are you saying?" "It is yours." "I said it is not mine." "Leave." "You forgot the phone too." "I've kept it inside." "That phone inside mine." "Go away." "This phone isn't yours." "No." "Ok." "Come here, brothers." "His phone is in the bag." "I'll dial his number and check." "What?" "It is ringing." "Didn't I say it is inside?" "Don't touch it." "No." "Your crime is unforgivable." "You can't live in this society." "You've to evacuate the flat." "Yes." "Ok, but I want to ask a question." "What's my crime?" "What have I done?" "Did I steal, rob or kill anyone?" "Maybe this one crime is greater than anything else." "We'll leave." "But before leaving I've a request to you all." "Today our country is divided between. ." ". .caste, creed and languages." "At least don't divide the dining table." "I request you all." "If you want to remove, remove the evil from society." "Not the ones, who love you." "Come, Riya." "You?" "I'm the owner of this house." "Adi Rustom." "And what are you doing here, sir?" "I've bought this flat." "What?" "You know I wanted this flat for long." "I send my men to Rustom, but it didn't work out." "Then I thought of an idea." "I caught his nrl son in America." "And he's ready to sell his flat to me." "You know the meaning of nrl." "He lives there." "You'll be nrl too." "Non-resident of this society." "But this flat. . -lt's mine." "Yes." "So I'll decide whom to sell it." "But son." "Quiet, dad." "I've promised Jhola." "Jhola Ramani." "Right." "He has to leave this flat." "He won't." "You?" "Who are you?" "Chaturvedi." "Secretary of this society." "You gave power of attorney to Mr. Rustom." "And Mr. Rustom made an agreement with them." "You can read that agreement." "Take this." "As per this agreement, you can't sell anything. ." ". .until the contract doesn't expire." "Very good, secretary." "You've vanquished others." "Oh !" "So you're trying to get legal here." "Ok." "There is only 3 hours for the contract to expire." "So either pay 40 lakh or evict the flat in 3 hours." "It's 9 O'clock now." "I'll return at 12." "Come, Jhola." "Jhola Ramani." "Come." "You'll be out within 3 hours." "Come." "The honor of our society is at stake." "We've to get 40 lakhs before 12 midnight." "So get the money you have." "I'm waiting downstairs." "Ok?" "Ok." "Ok." "Come, Sarla." "14. 15. 16. 1 7. 18. 19. 20." "Only 14 lakhs 20 thousands are collected." "Yes." "What?" "We needed 40 lakhs." "Soon it'll be 12 O'clock." "Adi, I think we've to leave this flat." "Take this, grandpa." "There are lots of money in it." "They won't go anywhere." "It's not enough, son." "You've done a lot for us." "Thanks." "Now we don't want to bother anyone." "It's better we leave." "What happened?" "I'm sure they've arranged the money." "Their departure and my arrival is arranged." "By the way, one minute is left to 12. 60 seconds." "And their time starts now." "59. -58." "Adi. -57. -56." "55. -54." "Look here too." "Dad." "Take this." "It is 40 lakh." "Count it." "Take the money and leave." "I'm ashamed to call you my son." "Get out from here." "Your work is done." "Go." "Lucky boy." "Jholar, he left with the money." "How will you leave?" "On your legs or in ambulance." "l'm going." "Secretary, I too want a flat in this building." "Tell me if there's a nice flat." "I'll give you commission." "I think I've to kick you." "I didn't get it." "Explain, uncle." "Sure." "Come here, Jhola." "Yes." "That flat is vacant." "That one?" "No, the one below it." "That one?" "No, the one below it." "That one?" "No, the one below it." "That one?" "Goal !" "A great kick!" "Like John Abraham !" "Dad." "You've forgive us." "No." "Thank Retake for telling me everything on phone." "That's me." "He told me I'm going to become grandpa." "I decided that my grandson will be born. ." ". .in his own flat, not in rented one." "Now you can live there." "Dad, you did your duty." "But we'll live in that flat on one condition." "I knew he would create hurdle." "Dad." "What is it?" "ln return for that money, you've to take installment every month." "Please, dad." "You want to be a hero." "I won't listen to you." "Please agree. -l can't." "Please agree." "Ok." "Dad, you're great." "The girl and boy is happy." "Now love will be at its height."