"♪I'm goin' down to south park" "♪gonna have myself a time" "♪friendly faces everywhere" "♪humble folks without" "♪temptation" "♪I'm goin' down to south park" "♪gonna leave my woes behind" "♪ample parking day or night," "♪people spouting, "howdy," "♪neighbor"" "♪I'm headin' down to south park" "♪gonna see if I can't unwind" "♪murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr" "♪mff mrmmph!" "Murpph mmmph mmph" "♪mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph!" "♪So come on down to south park," "♪and meet some friends of mine" ""South Park:" "S16E07" "Cartman Finds Love" Original air date 25 April, 2012" "Ahhh!" "(Yelling )." "What?" "GuesswhatMarijusttold me?" "What." "Guess." "Justtellus ,Butters." "There'sa newgirlthatstartedschool here today and she's joining the cheer leading squad." "Oh,wehaveanewcheerleader." "Whatshelooklike?" "Whatshelooklike." "Alright,alright." "If there is a new girl at our school, we're not putting claims on her and getting into a big fight." "It's gonna be her choice who she likes the most." "Look,look." "There she is." "(Chattering )." "Ohmygosh,Token,areyoustoked ?" "Ah, that's awesome, Token." "I'm happy for you." "Why,whyareyou happyforme?" "Dude,I 'mbeingseriously." "You guys will be really cute together." "What are you gonna say to her?" "Nothing." "Whatthe..." "Oh, Token is shy." "Oh my God that is adorable." "Andsowhatwestarttosee  now is a pattern in world history much like the Greeks and the Romans." "Remember that there were seven families fighting for control of the land of Westeros." "The king of Westeros was who?" "Robert Baratheon and he asked" "Eddard, also known as of course, Lord Stark, to serve as hand of the king." "RememberthatLordStarkaccepted Dude ofcourse,thequeen'sfamily, Token." "that'stheLannisters." "Token." "Dude." "whowerereallytryingback  into take control, weren't they?" "So,wherewerethe Targaryens at this time?" "Well-- Psst." "they were across the sea." "Token." "Wealltalkedabouthowtheywere Goahead,dude." "alsotryingto takethe  Goahead,dude." "Sowe'vegotthe Greeks,theRomans, Token." "theStarks,Lannisters, Hey,getin there." "Baratheons,Targaryensall Willyoushutthe hellup." "headingforabig blowout right in season 2." "Now, what I want to really get into today Token, you want me to pass her a jelly bean?" "iswhatwasgoingonin thenorth." "No." "Becausethat'sjustawholeother-- Huh?" "No!" "Token,isthereaproblem?" "Heisjustalittlesick, Mr.Garrison." "He has got boneritus." "Right, guys." "Everyonepayattention." "Now what I really want to get into today is what was going on in the north." "Because that's just whole other matter, pretty hard to keep straight, Token,dude,dude,dude." "isn't it." "The night's watch" "SothenKellyIguesstold" "Stacy that she wasn't invited." "So now Stacy is pissed at us." "Heyguys,canItalk toyou." "Why?" "JustcanItalktoyourealquick?" "Whatkindof stuffisthenewgirl saying about Token." "AboutToken,why." "Well,Tokenis reallyshy ." "So, I'm just here sort of on his behalf to" " You know." "TokenlikesNichole." "Ya,ofcourse." "Oh,ya." "I don't think she has any idea." "Ya,socouldyou guysjust  let her know that you know, that she might have to make the first move." "Okay." "Thanks,youguys." "One,two,three,four." "Sorry bebe." "Oh,that'sokay." "[Laughing]" "So,Nichole,guesswhat." "One of the boys here already has a crush on you." "Ahhh." "Ohmygosh,who ?" "ThatboyToken." "Oh,he'sreallynice,Nichole." "I dated him for a little while." "Ya,ya." "Goforit ,Nichole." "Ohgeez." "Thanks,you guys." "But to be totally honest," "I kind of think that this other boy is cute." "Who,who,who." "Thatkidwiththe orangecoat  and green hat." "Oh,youmean,Kyle." "Ya." "Kyle." "What,Kyle?" "NicholelovesKyle." "Nichole and Kyle sitting in a trae." "K-I-S-S-O-M-G." "Shutup,youguys,it's just acrush ." "[Laughing]" "Mother*****" "Weareproudand true." "Come on, South Park, moo moo moo." "Gooooo Cows." "Hey,Nichole,right." "Ya." "CanI talkto youfor asecond." "Just for a second right over here." "Listen I heard through the grapevine that you've got a thing for Kyle." "Ohno,whotoldyouthat?" "Justthroughthegrapevine." "Thereissomething you should probably know." "Man, this is hard." "The thing is-- me and Kyle are kind of, you know, together." "Ohhhhhh." "Ya,he'smy man." "I'm more out than Kyle is, but it sucks because he acts like we're not a couple in school he's embarrassed." "But-- we get home and he's the best boyfriend I have." "Wow,I 'msorry." "Itotallyrespectthat." "Hey, thanks for telling me." "Cool." "Just, you know, don't touch me 'cos I'm not into girls it kind of grosses me out." "Oh,I 'msorry." "Yeah,cool." "Anyway, thanks a lot, and you know, stay away from my man, bitch." "Hey,I justwanttoletyouknowthat if you ever need somebody to talk to" "I'm here." "Oh,thanks." "Dude,thatnewgirlisintome." "Psst." "Butters,Butters." "At the end of P.E. Class tell Nichole that the gym teacher wants some towels delivered to the boys locker room." "Howcome?" "Let'sjustsaythat by this time tomorrow" "Token and Nichole are gonna be practically married." "Areyousure,Eric?" "Imean, maybe  they're not just meant for each other." "No,no." "Love is like taking a dump, Butters." "Sometimes it works itself out but sometimes you gotta give it a nice high slimy push." "Oh,heyNichole,the coachwantsyou to take these to the boys locker room." "Oh,hedoes." "Okay." "Guys,getoutside." "It's the Batmobile." "Batmobile, you guys." "Where?" "Idon'tseeaBatmobile." "Hello." "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Ohgosh." "I'msosorry." "Whereiseverybody." "What's going on?" "Coachwantedme to" "I'm sorry." "Hey,guys." "Guys." "Holdup." "Hey, you're kind of friends with that" "Nichole girl, right." "Ya." "Well,whatkindofstuffdoes she like, do you know." "Shelikesmovies,cats." "Shelikesbasketball." "Ohcoolshelikesbasketball." "That's perfect, thanks you guys." "HeyKyle,we weregoingtoheadover to the Mall." "You want to go with us." "Ohcan'trightnow ." "But maybe another time." "See Ya." "Lookslikehe hasacrushonNichole." "Idon'tthinksoI heardKyle swings for the same team." "Really." "It'sperfect." "I can take her to a basketball game." "Man, I don't know what's happening but it seems like all of the girls are kind of into me lately." "Oh,." "Hey,inhere." "Youthinkthejanitorsare still here." "Don'tworry." "It 'sgonnabeokay ." "We've got water and maybe someone even left some food laying around." "Come on." "Look." "Somebody left a deli platter." "And board games, and massage oil." "Oh,good." "(Sirens)" "Well,thatwassurean interesting night." "Itsurewas." "Hey,thanksalot for makingme feel safe in there." "That could've been really scary." "Ya,nowthatit'sover I guess it was kind of fun." "Ya,itkindofwas." "Maybe,I don'tknow." "Maybe we should get some lunch tomorrow." "OhmyGodsocute ." "I'dlikethat." "Cool." "Well, thanks again." "Ahhh,mygosh." "Wedidit ,Eric,wefound their ray of sunshine." "You'remyrayofsunshine cupid me." "Tee,hee,hee." "♪ I see the questions in your eyes" "♪ I know what's weighing on your mind" "♪ you can be sure I know my heart" "♪ 'cause I'll stand beside you through the years" "♪ you'll only cry those happy tears" "♪ and though I make mistakes" "♪ I'll never break your heart" "♪ I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky" "♪ I'll be there" "♪ I swear like a shadow" "♪ that's by your side" "♪ I'll be there" "♪ for better or worst" "♪ till death do us part" "♪ I'll love you with every black beat of my hearts" "♪ and I swear" "♪ I swear" "♪ I swear" "♪ ya, I swear" "♪ straight up." "[Laughing]" "Didyouseethat,Tokenwas going to push her." "But then he tickled her instead." "Dude,whyareyou so into their relationship?" "Idon'tknowit'sjust soperfect." "Youmother*****." "Kyle,JesusChrist." "Whatthehelldid  you doing telling people that we're a gay couple." "Oh." "Youheardthatfrom  the grapevine." "Did you?" "Thenewgirllikesme and so you lied to her." "Somebodyhadto intervene,Kyle." "You were standing in the way of Token and Nichole." "They belog together." "Justbecausetwopeopleare the same race doesn't mean they belong together." "You fat racist piece of ****." "Oh,oh." "I'mthe racist." "Huh." "I'm a racist." "It's how nature works, Kyle." "Look, what about Luke Covina and" "Maria Sanchez." "Is it a coincidence they ended up together?" "Actually,I heardthey'retogether because they got locked in the school gym overnight a few months ago." "Oh,yeah." "Iheardaboutthat." "Heehee.Thatwasus, rememberEric ." "Shhh." "Bequiet,cupidme." "What?" "Nothing." "Whoiscupidme?" "Nobody." "Youaregoingtotell  everyone that you lied and that we're not a couple." "WhyKyle." "So youcan try  and ruin things for Token and Nichole." "Lookathowhappythey are." "[Laughing]" "Isitthatyou wanttoruin that or are you just homophobic." "Goddamnit!" "Nichole." "Your mother tells me that you already have a boyfriend at school." "Hisnameis Token." "He's really nice." "That'sgoodbutyourmother tells me that this boy is black." "So?" "Well,Nicholeit 'sjust, you know just because you're black doesn't mean you can only date black boys." "It's just a little weird that we moved to this whole new place and you are immediately drawn to the one other black person." "Ohstop,William." "There is nothing wrong with her dating a black person." "I'mnotsayingit'swrong." "I'm just saying she's gonna have to deal with racist people out there." "People turning their heads and saying, "Oh, look at the two black people together." "That figures"." "It'snotlikethat,dad." "We just happen to like each other." "I know it seems like a strange coincidence." "But it really is a coincidence." "Andwe'reveryhappyforyou, sweetheart." "Here have some more turkey." "Ya,justtrythe whitemeat" "I know it's a little dry but there is a lot more of it." "Comeon!" "Other people have to use the bathroom, you know." "Can you hurry it up in there." "Teee, heee, heeee." "JesusChrist,cupidme,  you giving birth in there." "Sorry." "That'suh-uhhh." "Cupid me, sick." "What the **** You've been eating." "Teee,hee." "Torelieflikethe toilet-- Oh it's cute, it's chocolate hearts." "You'remyrayofsunshine." "You'remyrayofsunshine." "Comehere,you." "I am going to get you." "I almost got you almost." "Everythingokay,sweetie." "Everythingisgreat,mom ." "Now come back and flush the toilet, you silly." "Oh,no." "Hey,Token." "Hey,Nichole." "CanI talkto youfor asec." "Sure,what'sup ." "ListenI don'tthinkthisis going to work out." "Oh." "I'msosorry." "It's just, I don't believe we're really on the same page." "You know." "Okay." "Ithinkyou'rereallygreat." "We just" "Ithinkyou'rereallygreat." "I'msorry." "Ya,I 'msorrytoo." "I'll see you around." "Okay." "(Crying )" "It'snotfare." "They were so-- happy." "(Crying )" "It'sgoingto be okay,Eric." "It'snotgoingtobeokay." "Why did they breakup." "They were meant for each other." "(Crying )." "Theywillfindlovesomewhereelse." "No,theywon't." "Yes,theywill." "Notheywon't*** *you ,Butters, You're an asshole." "Lookslikesomebodycoulduse a little ray of sunshine." "Andyou,Ishould'venever believed in you." "Who,Eric." "Ineverwanttoseeyouagain!" "Hey." "You're **** and ****ing die!" "(Crying )" "Hey,man." "You okay?" "Ya." "Whathappened?" "It just didn't work out." "Ya,I guess." "So,youguysare totally broken up then?" "It's-- it's done?" "Ya." "So,thenshe'sgoingtobe  seeing other people." "She's sort of available?" "Ya,we'rethrough." "So,theoreticallyif someone was to step in, it would be okay?" "I'msorry,Kyle." "I like girls." "Huh,dudewhatthe *** *?" "We'llbebackwithmore of the Jeffersons right after this." "Iworkhard." "So, I need a laxative that works hard too." "I can't be constipated on the job." "That's why I need Soft-Serve." "Because, when I'm constipated sometimes even a hard push isn't enough." "Don't give up." "Get back in there, get to work." "When the going gets tough the tough gets going!" "That'sright." "I'msosorryIshouldn't have doubted you." "Please come back." "I know I got a little angry." "But I believe in you." "Do you hear me?" "I believe in you." "No,youdon't." "Yes,I do, cupid me, love is the bestest feeling in the world." "I believe you can change everything." "No,youdon't." "Please,I can'tdo thisalone." "They need us." "I need you my little flicker of twinkle stars." "Stopit." "Comeon,twinklestars, we've got work to do." "Hee,hee,hee." "Hi,canIspeaktoNichole,please ." "It's very important." "I'msorrybutshe 'satthe" "Denver Nuggets game." "DenverNuggetsgame." "Yes,shewentwithanice white Jewish boy." "No!" "Welcometotoday'smatchup between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Clippers." "And now here to sing the national anthem country music star Brad Paisley." "♪ oh, say, can you see" "♪ by the dawn's early light" "♪ what so proudly we hail" "♪ at the twilight's last gleaming" "♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars" "♪" "Noooo!" "Nuggetsfanspleasedirectyour  attention to center court and the precedent of Halitosis Kidz." "Here to attempt a 3-point shot for adolescents with permanently bad breath is the poster child for" "Halitosis Kidz Stacy Mullenburg." "And a good try." "Whoa!" "Noooo!" "Ticketsplease." "We'reallsetfor the tip off ." "Attention,attention,please." "This is a message for all of you out there who have just ended a relationship." "Sometimes love is hard but you can't just run away from it." "When you start to have something special you have to work at it." "Even though it might seem like the world is against you, you still have to hold on with both hands." "Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with." "Kyle, I love you, man." "You can run all you want, try to pretend you like girls." "But when we kiss there is magic." "Don't let it go, Kyle." "Ahhh!" "Iwantto holdyou every morning and love you every night, Kyle." "I promise you nothing but love and happiness" "♪ I swear by the moon and the stars and the sky" "♪ I'll be there" "♪ Kyle" "♪ I swear" "Ahhh" "♪ like the shadow that's by your side" "♪ Kyle, I swear to God I'll be there" "♪ for better or worst" "♪ for better or worst" "♪ death do us part" "♪ death do us part" "♪ I'll love you with every gay beat of my heart" "♪ I swear Kyle" "[Cheers and applause]" "Whereyougoing?" "Thatfatturdtheresetupyou and" "Token because he thinks blacks belong together." "Hedidthat?" "Oh, no." "Thankyou,thankyou ,all ." "That's all I wanted to say." "That and the Batmobile is outside." "Seriously you got to see it, it's outside." "What!" "♪" "Token." "Hey." "Hi." "TokenI 'msosorryIthought you were only with me because I'm black." "I'msorrytoo." "Iwouldn't even talk to you at first because you're black." "Doyouthinkwecould-- doyoustillwantto--  maybewecouldgiveit another try." "Therewillstillbepeoplethatwill look at us funny and think we're suppose to be together." "Letthemlook." "I don't care." "Idon'tcareeither." "Ijustthinkyou 'reagreatperson." "The color of your skin doesn't matter." "OhmyGod,socute ." "Tee,heee." "Aplaceforeverythingand everything in it's place." "That'sright,cupidme." "People who're the same belong together." "That'sright." "And I found somebody who's just the same as me." "Really." "Theresheis ." "What." "**** you, cupid me." "Tee,hee." "Stopit." "Ahhh!" "Noooo!"