"*Bells jingling*" "Umm, Denver to Chicago?" "What about Indianapolis?" "Or...." "Uuh.." "Iowa City?" "Does it change anything if I tell you I have platinum status?" "Okay" "Nothing till Tuesday" "Yeah, put us on." "Thanks." "I can't believe this" "Well, look at the positive." "We didn't even have to leave the hotel to find out the flight was cancelled, so I just have to check us back in." "This is an airport hotel." "There is nothing to do around here." "We could've been at home, watching The Heat, Bridesmaids" "I know, Ghostbusters, The Boss." "I got it." "Melissa Mcarthy Day was a great idea!" "Cameron!" "Bags!" "No, I'm helping!" " Your bag" " C'mon, let's go" "Melissa Mcarthy Day was a really good idea" "It's just that it wasn't your idea so we didn't need to do it" "Instead we booked a show in Denver to pay for a ticket to Chicago" "Which we could've totally afforded but wouldn't need if we would've just stayed home." "I am sorry we're stuck here" "I couldn't have known there'd be a storm." "You know where there wouldn't have been a storm?" "Southern California, where we live." "Yeah, you're right." "I just... wanted to spend our first holiday together." "At home." "I wanted to see my family" "I am your family" "I know, but..." " Hi" " Hi" "We just checked out but we need to check back in" "It's Esposito-Butcher" " Ok" "Butcher-Esposito" "Ok..." "*Typing*" "Lot of snow out there, huh?" "Yeah." "*Typing* *Clicking*" "Ok..." "Uh, it says here that you didn't check out." "Oh, yeah, no, I mean, I never really check out we just like walked out of the hotel." "Can you just add two more nights to our reservation?" "*Typing* Hmmm" "Mmm mmm mmm" "Umm, this is unfortunate" "It looks like you have been stuck in a room with only one King bed up to this point and that continues to be our only availability" "Yes." "We are O.K. with a king room." " Yes" "I am so sorry, ladies, but, uhm, that's only one bed." "One bed is fine." " Yes" "You know, the room does have a soutee longue" "Um, that shorter one could sleep on." "You're probably what, are you 4'6?" "I am 5'4!" "Also, there is a jacuzzi in there, so one of you could sleep in that." "I have a idea" "Hey, Donna, do you think we could move that hospice patient into another room?" "No?" "O.K. They're not gonna do it, I'm so sorry." "Ok, so we'll sleep in that bed together" "I'm sure that that is no problem for two sisters, so" "Are you kidding me with this right now?" "*Typing*" "Ok, that was a little intense" "I know, you're telling me?" "I did not like the way that woman said "ladies"." "No, I mean you were a little intense" "Rhea" "I spent most of college trying to convince people that Courtney and I weren't sisters and she was Asian, for Christ's sake" "Is, still." "Not that we couldn't be sisters, I mean she could be adopted" "I could be adopted!" "But I just mean, like we would be kissing they would interrupt us to ask if we were sisters." "It's like "Oh, you can't think of any other reason we might be wearing matching Umbros?"" "Plus, you're my family." "I'm always gonna fight for my family." "Ugh, it's a very slow elevator." "Why do people think all lesbians are sisters?" "What is that thing?" "Do people think gay men are cousins?" "Hold the door!" " You're kidding me what.." "Thanks" "That lady at the front desk thought we were dating." "Yeah." "Also the way she said "ladies"." "How did she miss that we have the same face?" "I do not know." "Hey, love your comedy by the way." " Yeah, you guys are great."