"BEDSIDE DENTIST" "Go ahead and rinse ..." " K.D.A.K.:" "Royal Family of Denmark " " Welcome." " Thank you." " Professor Henningsen." " I didn't catch your name." " Professor Henningsen, Dentistry School." " Mrs. Swane-Hansen, Medirosaco." "I have been looking forward to meeting you." "My card, Johansen!" "Now we're only waiting for the Minister." "He's involved with affairs of state." " Welcome, Minister for Education and Science!" " Thank you for having me, Mrs. Swane-Hansen." " Your invitation, sir?" " Invitation?" " I need to see your name." " I don't know if I have..." " Perhaps in your inner pocket?" " It's Hans-Jorgen's suit." " Maybe you are in the wrong place?" " My name is Thomas Christian Hansen." " If you will show me to my aunt ..." " How do you know Mrs. Swane-Hansen?" " How?" "She was present at my baptism!" " I will present you." " The elastic bands." " Elastic bands?" "Oh!" "Excuse me." " Mr. Thomas Christian Hansen." " So, that's what you look like now, Thomas?" " Welcome!" " Thank you." "My card, Johansen." "You're my only living relative now that your parents are gone." "We'll talk more another day." " My nephew." " A quarter nephew." "Son of your cousin." " Blood ties ...!" " Family lineage has no decimal places." "We have other plans." "The Swane-Hansen Fund." " Good evening, Professor Henningsen." " Thomas Hansen!" "What are you doing here?" "Mrs. Swane-Hansen is my aunt." "Her cousin was married ..." " Do you have a toothache, Professor Henningsen?" " Upper number six." "It's worn out." " Perhaps you can take a pill?" " No, it must be removed." "I have a strange feeling that I had met Mrs. Swane-Hansen in the past ..." "Perhaps I could borrow some pliers." "Or a nutcracker." " Yes... you talked about using a nutcracker..." " During the expedition to Sockertoppen in 1961." " Will the roast be sent around again?" " I'll make sure you get plenty to eat, Minister." "You misunderstand." "I usually make speeches when the food goes around a second time." " I'll announce that you'd like to say a few words." " It will be totally improvised." " Did you come by yourself tonight?" " My husband is sitting further down the table." "But he can't see us here." "You'd be doing me a favor if you discreetly give the Medical Board of California   a little hint, so we may get the new mouthwash approved." " XB 300." " XB 300?" "The new mouthwash." "Don't you know about it?" " My husband is one of the inventors." " Oh, yes!" "I'm one of the guinea pigs." " We've tested XB 300 for 3 months." " It's said that dentists will be redundant   when it comes out." "I'm crazy about dental practitioners!" "Professor Henningsen, do you know my nephew?" "He's a student at your dental school." " You mean Thomas Hansen?" " Yes, he's sitting over there." " How is he as a student?" " Very hard working." " Has your husband fully examined XB 300?" " It may have side effects." "It wouldn't be very good if people lost their teeth   or if men became impotent." "Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to thank Mrs. Swane-Hansen, who has assembled   the top Danish scientists specializing in dentistry." "We are aware of the Medirosaco enterprise, and the future   will bring major changes." "Their pharmacological discoveries   have played a significant role in directing the efforts of those   working in the health service industry in this country." "Okay, Thomas." "See you soon." " Mikael, is nothing sacred to you?" " Sacred?" "Should he sit and stuff himself   when I have a job that will pay 300 kroner?" "300 Danish kroner... tax-free!" "The Education sector is also doing well, despite certain trends." "We can have faith our youth." "The Danish youth are good   for the most part!" " What's the job worth?" "300." "You'll be home before midnight." " Sort of a modeling job." "Perfect for you." " I'm wearing Hans-Jorgen's suit." " You can change before we begin." " I have nothing else to wear!" "Mikael... you're late!" "This is Thomas... a real stud." "Dina, this is your partner, Thomas." "I like a man wearing a suit." "Are you a waiter?" " What's this?" " Cheers!" "Start the music, Britta." "Help me with my zipper." "Mikael !" "Mikael !" " Mikael, it's full of people here!" " Pretend you don't see them." " They're staring at us!" " That's what we paid for." " Stop talking and get to it!" " It has to get hard, first!" "Girls, help me get those two out of here!" "I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but the show will continue shortly." "ldiot, don't come ever come back here!" "I ought to cut it off with a rusty knife!" "Ladies and gentlemen, there will be a short break." " Britta, our money ..." " Piss off, or else I'll call Anton!" " Anton?" " The bouncer!" " I lost my modeling fee, Thomas!" " And I lost Hans-Jorgen's trousers!" " What will I tell him?" " You can tell him whatever you want!" "Taxi!" " We want to go to the student dorms." " No thanks, my car isn't a live sex show ...!" "Hey, we're in trouble here!" "Maybe the next one..." "Would you be so kind as to ..." " My name is Benedikte." " I'm Andreas." "You can call me Ditter, Andreas." "That's Saerdna backwards!" " Well then, you're Etkideneb backwards." " You want to play with me?" " What'll we play?" " We can play house!" "Come on!" "I'll stand here with our child." "You come home and kiss me." " If you show me your ass, I'll show you mine." " You won't tell anyone?" " I never tattle." " You should be ashamed!" "Thank you for this evening, Mrs. Swane-Hansen." "I'll do my best with the Committee for you." "Benedikte backwards?" "Etkideneb." "Thank you for this evening, Mrs. Swane-Hansen." "Thanks for coming, Professor." "The art of love isn't something we're born with." "While poor Thomas goes and longs for Lisbet,   Nina just dreams of him, ..." "[DENTAL HELP" " DIAL ...] ... and neither knows who'll bring him home." "True love is a question of give and take." "So give yourself, and you can be lucky in love." " WASH UP FOR SATAN " " Did you get another package, Nina?" " Mama thinks I'll die of starvation." "Homemade French bread!" "It's good for the teeth." "My mother wonders if she should send me underwear." " A whole liver...!" " Oh, not again!" " Mikael loves your mother's liver." " My sister is expecting another child!" "Oh, a daughter?" "They already have a girl, and now they want a boy." "Yeah... boys are good, too." "I wish it were me!" "What do you think?" " I'll tell Mikael." " About what?" "About the liver!" " Homemade bread?" " Go ahead, Hans-Jørgen." " A GENIUS WORKS HERE - Mikael, are you up?" "What are you doing?" "Nina received another package." "With liver." " With thyme and shallots?" " It looks good." " Do you think he saw us yesterday?" " The Professor?" "Yes, I'm sure." " Hi, Thomas." "Did you sleep well?" " Yeah, but I'm in a hurry." "Yeah, yeah, yeah..." "I'll just need to find my panties." ""When they were seen in lstedgade, they were not only missing their pants ..."" ""... but wearing flowered underwear."" "I'll take care of it." "Thank you, Minister." "Put them on the black list." "Violations of discipline and morality!" "What are my appointments this morning?" "You're scheduled to go to the dentist." "They deserver to be caned!" "ln the future, you will be fully dressed when in public!" "Leave me out of it the next time!" "Look at that woman!" "Do you know her?" "It's my Aunt." "I don't want to see her, because I haven't thanked her for yesterday." "I've never been around so much money!" " Hello, Andreas." " Backwards?" " Saerdna." "I'm not old and senile." " Ditter, have you forgiven me?" " For what?" " For... not looking at your ass." "A typical parodontitis apicalis." "It will require a root canal." " What's that?" "Will it hurt?" " First, we drill into the tooth   so we can sever the root nerve." " Thomas, women have no dignity." " Only the women you know." "Such as Lisbet?" " Mikael, do you love her?" " Love?" "You're so terribly romantic, Thomas." " Have you never heard of FF?" " FF?" "FF is a sweetener!" "I use it every evening." "It most certainly is not..." "Do you know what FF means, Viktor?" " FF?" " Yes..." "A pioneer in histology?" "I can't imagine I don't know that ...!" "I won't have a student operating on me!" "Mr. Sorensen, came back!" "You say the young men were half-naked?" "Only their legs were exposed." " One was wearing flowery underwear." " You don't think it was...?" " It wouldn't surprise me." " I wonder if he has what it takes." " Nina, do you know what FF means?" " Yes... friendly fucking." "In Danish it's SS... "Sympathy Sex"." "Only you would think of such things." "You're such a cynic, a real pig!" "The Professor!" " Is Thomas Hansen here?" " No, he left with Mikael." " To the library, I imagine." " Thank you." "He's not there right now." "Perhaps it wouldn't be wise to talk to him right now." "It's quite a suspicious story." "Schultze will set up a large trust fund so that he can decide for himself." "Perhaps he's right." "I don't want to do Thomas a disservice." "Help me find out if he's the right man to take over the Medirosaco Group." " I know nothing about the chemical industry." " You misunderstand me, Andreas." "I want to know if he's a decent human being." "My late husband had a favorite expression:" ""Does he enjoy beer, women and horn music?"" " Hey, Nina!" " Who is it?" " Your Indian skull." "Thanks for the loan." " Did you finish your essay, Thomas?" "Yes, sort of." "Get me my bathrobe, or turn a blind eye." "You didn't need to do both." "Now, let's see ..." "Have a candy." "Mama always sends half a kilo." "If my father only knew!" " I guess he's also a dentist?" " Yes, I'm hereditarily predisposed." "Father wants me to take over his practice." " Don't you want to?" " No." "Not that kind of work." "But a school clinic ...!" "I'd be happy to be a children's dentist." "See here, Thomas?" "You shouldn't use the passive tense." " How did you miss that?" " I worked on it all day." " You work too hard." " And I still don't have good grades ..." "... in pharmacology and pathology." " Maybe Lisbet can help you there." "Sorry." "Do you know what you look like now?" "A poor impression of Hamlet." ""Here are my lips which you so often kissed."" "Half past five!" "I've got to go and get photographed." "I've distracted you." "Close your eyes and imagine me in the Spring collection!" " Isn't it difficult being a photographer's model?" " It's fantastic!" " What does your father think about it?" " He's quite proud." "He leaves the magazines with my photos open in his waiting room." " He's absolutely wonderful." " You're lucky." " Thanks for the help." " Relax." "Go to the movies or something." " I'm completely broke." " Didn't you and Mikael just make some money?" " We haven't received it yet." " I'm getting paid today." " I'll take you." "Will you come with me?" " Okay, if you think it will help." " When will you get home?" " I'm at the clinic until eleven." "Thomas Christian Hansen?" "He's on the black list,   and he's on the student council." "Which is worse?" "You would become President of the Fund." "Yes, and I would be Chairman of the Board." "My time is precious...." "What did you say?" "100,000...?" "A year?" "Yes, it sounds very interesting." "As long as Professor Henningsen and Mrs. Swane-Hansen are together in   a porn store!" "Porn?" "Goodbye, Schultze." ""Weekend-Sex" and some others with personal contact ads." " Where have I seen you before?" " Aren't you Professor Henningsen?" " Good day, Professor!" " Good day..." " And you are Miss ...?" " lngalis Madsen." "The Professor repaired my teeth many years ago." " I still have the bridge." " Yes, it looks good." " Do you remember if you were breastfed?" " Breastfed?" "You remembered that, Professor?" "I'll never forget your funny story...!" ""Weekend-Sex", please ..." "Check if the decrease in Danish dairy products will continue." "No, I'll be busy for a while." "I'm having a massage." "My back..." "If you can get them for under 300, buy me 20,000 kronor's worth." "And sell the B  W shares." "This is not a brothel." "It's a regular massage clinic." "I just want to find out if a young man is normal." "That he reacts normally." " A professional scientific study." " Absolutely!" "Strictly scientific!" " Such a study would be expensive." " The most important thing is that it requires   a pretty young girl, and that the man knows nothing about this." "You can trust us." "I suggest Miss Lisa, who is on the phone right now." " She looks good." "What do you think..." "Andreas?" " Yes... yes..." "Does the customer want a Swedish massage, or a French massage?" "He should enjoy everything:" "Beer, women ... and horn music." "We don't usually provide that service." "So... there you are!" " Did you want something?" " It's just that..." "You can have the room." "I'm going to the library." "Thanks!" "When will you be back?" "I won't need it any more today." "I'm going to the movies with Nina." "Thomas?" "Mikael?" "I'm ready." "Button up your pants, then!" "Thomas, justice has prevailed!" "A scholarship of 1,200 kronor, right out of the blue!" "I thought it was a bill." "Congratulations." "What will you do with the money?" "I'll make it grow." "After I pay the bills, I'll invest." "Well, nobody is thinking about me." "Room 531." "His name is Thomas." "Can you remember that?" "Will it take long?" "He's not allowed guests in his room after eleven." " Andreas, you can turn a blind eye this once." " I suppose..." "You'll have to tell us what happened tomorrow." "You waved these at her?" "I can see why she hit you." " Does it still hurt?" " No, I have a toothache." "Let me have a look." "It looks good." "But that doesn't mean anything." "I'll fix it." "You usually have a little, right?" "A quick rinse is better than a drilled tooth." "It will help right away." "What are you doing?" "Spitting out good brandy?" " I didn't mean to do that." " Have another..." "Come in!" " Mikael, the schnapps are on the table." " I'm sorry if I'm interrupting." "I got locked out of my room, with the key still inside." " I saw your lights were still on." "Are you busy?" " Just boring stuff..." " Can I leave my bag here?" " Yeah, sure..." " Nice place." " Yeah..." " Are the beds comfortable?" " Yes... absolutely!" "Have a seat?" "So, your key is locked inside your room?" " Would you care for some schnapps?" " No thanks." "I never drink during working hours." "Working hours?" "Well, perhaps a small one." " Nina, these..." " No, they're not mine." "They're not mine or Thomas'." "Try them on the girl he had sex with this afternoon." "Did you get a good look at him?" " I'm going to be a dentist soon." " That doesn't scare me." "Take a look!" "Open!" "You have really beautiful teeth!" " You can't have guests after eleven, right?" " An usher could show you out." " I couldn't trust him." " Of course not." " I guess you can sleep here, if you like." " Oh yeah?" "I promise I'll be quiet." " There's no need to be quiet." " You're sweet." " I need to pee." " Can't it wait?" "Thomas?" "Thomas,   I'm sorry about this afternoon." "I thought someone else was you..." " Who is she?" " Who is she?" "She came to the wrong room." "Do you have a condom?" "Marianne isn't on the pill because her husband is jealous." "Thomas...!" "Two girls?" "Things are looking up for you." " Oh, you haven't forgotten about the tights?" " Tights?" "Yes, tights!" "We've begun production using the scholarship." "Really tight tights." "With art on the ass!" "We've been caught, Mikael!" "Otto came back, and he's furious!" "So, you're the one who won't leave married women alone?" "I don't know what you're talking about!" "Good evening, Professor Henningsen." "Stop!" "This is my place." " Where did the cowardly pig go?" " One more step and I'll jump!" "Marianne?" "I'm freezing my ass off, and you threaten the innocent!" "You're sick with jealousy!" " I am sick, Marianne..." "I have a fever!" " That's a poor excuse." "It's... influenza!" "This will be cost you plenty, mister!" "Marianne, I promise to do better." "Take my jacket." "You can't control yourself!" "Sorry if I disturbed you." "At last... alone!" "Yes." "Quite alone." " He'll inherit everything from his aunt?" " He doesn't know anything." "Keep quiet about it, otherwise it will ruin everything." " Sure." "He's my friend." " That's reassuring." " Has there been a burglary here?" " I've had some guests." "Mrs. Swane-Hansen wants to know if her nephew has certain... human qualifications." "Thomas is a good man." "The best!" " You know him." " Thomas and I are very close friends." "Intimate friends?" "That's just the point." "The moral qualifications ..." " In other words, women." " Women?" "It's most important nowadays, within the industry." "I know Thomas." "There are things people will give up for a few million." "I see." "Not a word about our talk." "It might be misunderstood." "A large fortune is at stake." " Discuss nothing of this situation with him?" " No, nothing at all." " Would you sleep with him?" " With Thomas?" "No... he's just a colleague!" " No?" "Well, money doesn't mean everything." " Money?" "Millions!" "He has an aunt who's a little daft." "But if he makes it with a woman ..." " ... that puts an end to it." " He doesn't get the inheritance?" "You're his favorite heartache." "I can count on you?" "If you get too horny, you always have me." " Nina, can I talk to you about Thomas?" " I don't want to talk about Thomas." " Nothing romantic." "This is serious." " That's even worse ..." " I know how babies are made." " Good." "Open your mouth." " Hold on now ...!" " A rich heir is exciting." "Keep you panties on, otherwise there will be no rich heir." "Patients are waiting!" "Madam Fredrikson is loyal customer here." "Be careful with her." "If you're unsure about anything, just ask her." "She knows everything." "No, it should be cleaned more ...!" " How are you doing?" "Can I help?" " Thank you." "I'm getting a toothache again." " It isn't quite clean." " I told him!" "It should be cleaned more!" " Do you know who's doing the artwork?" " What artwork?" "For the tights." "The famous artist, Jørgen Ask!" "He exhibits his work." "He's back from France." "But he's expensive." " Can you lend me 200?" " I'm broke." "What about your scholarship?" "Can't you take out a loan?" " Can you be the guarantor?" " I don't have a cent." "Join us in the business, Thomas." "We can become partners!" " I don't have any money." " You don't have any hidden assets?" " Be careful, Thomas, she can be expensive." " She wants to come to my room!" "Forget the women, otherwise you'll be sorry!" "No more today." "Add a little zinc oxide." "I'll see you tomorrow." " You have a toothache?" " Yes, inflammation at the root." " Let's see... is it 4 upper?" " Yeah..." "Hold on a moment." "Sit down ...!" "It doesn't look good." " Open your mouth wide!" " No. ...!" "Thank you, Johansen." " I was hanging there and saw nothing more." " There were how many girls were in the room, ..." " ... and still he did nothing?" " Perhaps it was too crowded." "It cost me 500 kronor." "That's a lot of money, Andreas!" " Is that him?" " Yes, it's an emergency." "Use nitrous oxide gas." " What about an injection?" " It needs to go directly into the nerve." " It's quite close." " He must be kept calm." " Leave it to me..." " Call me before you administer the anaesthetic." "No, it's too soon!" "The book says the patient must be relaxed and unafraid." "This will only hurt a little." "Open up!" "Poor Thomas." "If I help him out financially, perhaps he ..." " No, no horn music or anything else." " Lawyer Schultze." "Good morning, Schultze." "Can you arrange a scholarship?" " A scholarship?" " A scholarship for a poor student." "It's out of the question!" "There's no legal precedent for that." " A good lawyer would find a way." " Be careful what you say!" "No, my papers!" "You misunderstood what happened yesterday, Nina." "You're free to play the Casanova, and look ridiculous to everyone." "Nina ..." "Oh, Nina..." "I want you so much." "I dream about you at night, Nina." "You can't imagine those dreams of you!" "You're so wonderful." " Won't you marry me?" " Fuck off!" "Lie still and keep your hands off me!" "With a ring and everything ...!" "Say yes, and we'll do it right away!" "Lie back and open your mouth!" "What the fuck are you thinking, nasty bitch?" "Don't you know what nitrous oxide can do?" "Don't you know that the patient may become aggressive if they overdose?" " What's going on here?" " Nothing." "He had too much gas." " You should be more careful." " How do you feel?" "Terrified ... wonderful!" " A lawyer wants to talk to you." " A lawyer ... to me?" "Royal Brewmaster N.F.S. Hansen's Memorial Scholarship of 1871." " I hadn't heard of it." " There's no application for it." " Does it pay very much?" " Yes, 5,000 kronor." " 5,000... thank you very much!" " Sign here." "Thank you!" " You have no idea how happy this makes me." " Don't thank me." "It wasn't my idea." " Do you know how you'll use the money?" " Yes..." "I'll invest it." " Invest... in what?" " Tights." "Stand up." "Brilliant, Jørgen!" "If the colors are as good in reproduction, it will be great." " Excellent, Mr Ash." " Just bring some more beer and shut up!" "Yes sir, Mr. Ash!" "It's shit!" "Shabby and reactionary shit!" " Take off your tights." " What?" " Take off your tights!" " I have nothing on underneath." "Yes, I'm counting on that!" "It will wash off, Lisbet." "I can help you with that." " I want to paint her naked ass!" " No!" " Off with them..." "I'm standing here freezing." " Do it for my sake, Lisbet?" " Mr. Thomas Hansen, sir." " Am I interrupting?" " Hi, Thomas!" " Hi, Thomas!" " My partner." " I'm the one with the money." "Jean, the beer ...!" " Five thousand!" " Congratulations's partner." "I have a name for the collection:" ""ATHOMIK"..." "Thomas and Mikael." " That tickles ...!" " Stand still." "You'll smudge the paint." "A great model calls for a great photographer..." "like Nina." "We will have a rose right there!" "The symbol of female womanhood." " Go and shave." " I'll do a lot, but not everything!" " Is it really necessary?" " Have you ever seen a rose with a beard?" "A big airplane will come, and land in the middle of the tooth." " Do you have a moment?" " No." " This is business." " Business?" "What business?" "Mikael and I have started production." "Can we talk about it tonight?" "Maybe we can go to the movies." " I've had some bad experiences at the cinema." " You wouldn't be doing it for free." " I'll go to the movies when I grow up." " It's fun to go to the movies   when you have good company." "Professor Henningsen to speak with the mistress." " The dentist?" " Thank you, Johansen." " Are you going to work?" " Just for a couple of hours." " Didn't you want to talk business?" " Yes." "Would you like to come with me?" " What is the job?" " I'm a kind of baby-sitter." "There's the baby!" "It provides power for the whole town." "It mustn't stop!" "Put these on." "There's the Engineer!" "He plays cards with his cousins three times a week." "There they are!" "If the indicator falls below this line, I have to press the green button." " Should't we talk business?" " What?" " Shouldn't we talk business?" " Yeah..." " Queen of Hearts." "Romance, Professor Henningsen." " Did you shuffle the cards properly?" "I see a red-haired woman." "Put the Jack on the Queen, right?" " You have a son?" " Not that I'm aware of." "I see a young man that you're responsibe for." " Then I have 800 ...!" " Oh, I get it!" "The Jack is going through something that I don't understand." "And he doesn't either." "It has to be Thomas, Andreas." "I know that's it." "Thomas?" "Press the green button!" "The green, never the red!" "You pressed the red one!" " Engineer!" "..." " I'll wring your neck, Hansen!" "Are you color blind or just an idiot?" "Who the hell has asked you   to drag a woman in here with you?" "You can't think of anything else!" "Out!" "The lights are back on." " Are you going to study?" " I really should." " I do have a little schnapps left." " And my mother's liver." "Clean off the table, and I'll join you soon." "Lisbet!" "Thomas... where have you been?" "I've been waiting here... in the dark." "What's that?" "I've forgiven you." "Thank you for the lovely ring." "You took it?" "Engagement and marriage are outdated, Lisbet." "They don't happen anymore." "Women aren't as virtuous anymore." "Neither are men, actually." "Now there's something called sympathy..." "FF." "And we're too young." "You're right, darling." "In the morning... with me." " Let me remove the ring for now..." " It's stuck!" "Good night, darling." " Hello." "May I present ..." " Here's your supper." "No, thanks... my fiancé." "Good evening." " Are you alone?" " Yes, quite alone." " Something went wrong with the lights earlier." " It was the red button." "Everything's fine now... so it would seem." "Even in the bathroom." "You can come to me if you have a problem, Thomas Hansen." "Good night." " What kind of ring is that?" " An engagement ring." "What are you doing, getting engaged?" " We live in a free country." " It's not a problem for me." "No, we really shouldn't, Mikael." "Especially not when it's your best friend." " You should stay out of this!" " You don't understand how we feel about each other." "You can't say anything, Lisbet, or else Thomas will be utterly ruined." " No, I'm not stupid." " You're wonderfully stupid." "But you'll keep quiet, right?" "You won't say a word to anyone?" "I'm not like that." "It's just gossip." " AT THE DEER PARK " " It doesn't hurt?" " No, it's practically painless." "There's a bit of a problem on the fourth upper." "I'll have it quickly fixed." " May I take a look?" " Of course, Mr. Oleger." "You have to fill that tooth immediately!" "You've drilled the wrong one." " Well, did he praise your work?" " No." "It was the wrong tooth." "They're so close together that anyone could make that mistake." "Thanks for the roses." "Hey, Nina... come with me!" " She's sweet." "Your girlfriend?" " No, that's only Nina." "She helps me sometimes." "She's very smart." "Don't do that!" "That's his aunt in in the chair." "He could be a disinherited!" " Besides, he's secretly engaged." " You're lying!" " To whom?" " It's a secret." "If she finds out, he may not get a single penny!" " A girl kissed Thomas on the cheek." " That doesn't mean anything." "I'll find out when we seen him next Monday." " I've invited him to the house." " Is that wise?" " I'm a mature woman, Andreas." " Yes, the Jack on the Queen..." "He can bring a girlfriend, if he wants." "No, a little more that way." " No, we're not finished yet." " Not as long as he's here." " Is that you, Thomas?" " Yeah!" "If anyone finds out that he's looked at a woman..." " You're going to visit your aunt?" " Yes, would you like to join us... ?" "Continue with the photos." "Thomas and I need to talk business." "I need money for new materials." "They're asking for payment." " How much?" " 850." " 850!" "That's outrageous!" " That's nothing compared to a few million." "Maybe... but I don't have a few million!" " I need to explain something to you." " Such as..." "Don't take Nina, your fiancée, or anyone else with you to your aunt's." " She suggested I should bring a girlfriend." " It's a trap!" "She wants to test you." "Do as I say, Thomas, and you'll be a millionaire within a month!" "Mrs. Swane-Hansen will be down soon." "Cleaning up, Lisbet?" "Did something happen?" "No, we just had a celebratory drink." "I guess this ring is waterproof?" "Would you like to see it?" " Removing it is bad luck." " That's just superstition." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "Good day, Thomas." " Are you alone?" " Yes, I came alone." "Welcome." "Come in!" "Put it on the coffee table." "Now, let's lets sit down and enjoy a quiet talk." "My late husband." "Your uncle, whom you never met." "He appreciated the good life." "Would you care for a beer?" " It's time for the lecture." " Help me with my coat." "Thomas isn't here yet." "He's with his aunt." " Did he take a female friend with him?" " No, I realized what might happen." " So I stopped him." " He went alone?" "Otherwise, he would have dragged a girl along." "You said she mustn't learn about his interests." "What have you done?" " You're the one who said no women." " Don't tell me you misunderstood!" "It happens to be just the opposite!" "They're quite intimate." "I probably shouldn't have..." "That's so sweet!" "With a little rose in the front." " Do you think they'll fit me?" " Absolutely!" " Then I'll try them on right now." " No. ...!" " No..." "I'll have to take off my dress." " Wait until you get home!" "No, you need to see me in them." "Come help me with the zipper." "It's too tight." "I can't get it down." "Oh, Thomas, you're holding me!" "It's been such a long time since anyone held me like this." "My tie is caught!" "My tie is caught!" "I can't breathe!" " Thomas, what is it you want?" " Nothing." "Nothing at all..." "I'll be late for my lecture!" " Yes?" " Shall I cancel the coffee, Mrs. Swane-Hansen?" "Yes, thank you." "I'm cancelling everything." "Call lawyer Schultze." "Mrs. Swane-Hansen wants her nephew to be interested in beer, ..." " ... women and horn music?" " Right." "And everthing that leads to." " He's secretly engaged." " Engaged?" "Can you prove it?" "Today, we'll discuss the abcess." "First, the acute form:" "Periodontitis apicalis exacerbans." "The classic inflammation symptoms are   tumor and redness." "The tooth is extremely sensitive to pressure and it feels..." " Excuse me, I stumbled... it would seem." " You seem to be okay." "Take your seat." "Then, the inflammation spreads and seeps into the adjacent tissue." "Mikael, help me get the ring back from Lisbet." "We were mistaken about your aunt." "She isn't a Puritan... just the opposite!" "I just found that out." "I gave Lisbet my word." " She wants to see me tonight." " You have to do it, Thomas." " What do you think she wants?" " To fuss over you a little bit." "Yeah... it was shocking." "Now?" "Just a moment." " A very important call." " Excuse me..." "Engaged?" "Wonderful!" "That explains everything." "Yes... come here at eight o'clock." "His friend will provide the evidence." "Thank you." "That wonderful boy..." "I'm afraid we'll have to postpone the signing." "Stop it, Mikael!" "Thomas might come in." " I gave you my best years." " Do you think I'm just after the money?" "Lisbet!" "Remember who you're talking to..." "Your fiancé will be here at eight, right?" " What will you be doing?" " Masterbating." "Come on... the party's about to begin!" " Are you leaving as well?" " Only for a moment." "Don't drink it all..." " Nobody saw me, and it's before eleven." " Please come in..." "It's warm in here." "Shouldn't you take off your jacket?" "No!" "No thank you!" "I'm quite comfortable." " It squeaks!" " There's a mat on the floor." "Why don't I fix it?" "It isn't difficult!" "The call is all set up." "From their room directly to here." "Has she arrived?" "It's certain to be a hot line." " Why aren't you wearing your ring?" " Someone else might find out ..." "like my aunt!" "Your aunt might find out?" "She's a little old-fashioned, eh?" "All of it... the rings and the engagement." "It's all so old-fashioned   and out of date." "It shouldn't be so formal." "Sex and FF ...!" "We're modern people." "I'm not anything like that." "It's just gossip." "Hand me the oil..." " We shouldn't eavesdrop." " How else can we be certain, Andreas?" " Why don't you just take this off?" " What?" "So you can get at me better?" " You'll get a stain!" " No I won't..." "I'll be careful." " Is it tight?" " Yes." " This should make it work better." " Yeah..." "I'll just lubricate it a little." " Come now." " That really helped ...!" " Better?" " Fantastic!" "It has to be greased a little when it gets so often!" " Mikael, who are you talking to?" " It's a personal call." "It's no fun just lying here naked." "No, Lisbet, not now." "I have to study." "I've fallen behind." "I have the periodontal exam the day after tomorrow." "Forget your degree." "You'll never fill another tooth." "No, never..." "Never!" " No, she didn't want to." " Didn't want to?" "She sounded totally wild!" "I couldn't get back the ring, either." "She can sue me for a broken engagement if I don't..." " What did you say you heard?" " Heard?" "Nothing in particular." " What are you doing with your phone?" " An old trick with matches." " What the fuck is this?" " I wasn't spying, Thomas." " But your aunt wanted proof." " My aunt?" " Where is she?" " With Professor Henningsen." "I don't want to say anything, but I wonder how much your aunt heard." "She was using the phone, too." " You pig!" " I just wanted to help." "Thomas!" "Thomas, take it easy!" "Excuse me." " You mind if I put on a record?" " Go right ahead." "A little horn music?" " Who is it?" " Thomas." "Sorry for the intrusion, but you shouldn't count on me." "I'm leaving, and will miss the final exam on Wednesday." " I heard that everything went very well." " Don't believe everything you hear." " Especially not on the telephone." " Think about your future, Thomas!" "Thanks, but I'll work out my own future." "By myself!" "And it won't be as a dentist." " There's no future in it." " Don't sell the skin until you've killed the bear." "Easy come, easy go!" "I don't appreciate the interest some people have shown in my private life." "Or why they could possibly be interested." "I don't need their help screwing up my life!" "I can manage that all by myself!" "Good night." " Why didn't you say something?" " I tried..." "Sure, you tried!" "Now find him." "He's distraught!" "He wasn't supposed to come here after eleven o'clock!" "I'm leaving now, so you won't be forced to violate any more of your stupid rules!" " Don't leave, Ditter!" " And don't call me Ditter!" "I've always hated dentists." "Now I know why!" "You can keep your disgusting ring!" "I don't want it ...!" "I'll leave the Indian skull here." "It's not my fault that you self destructed." "You should take the exam this morning." "If you think anyone will be impressed   by your playing the martyr, then you're completely wrong!" "I passed!" " I'm afraid that's the last one." " Then let's enjoy our lunch." "Come in." " I'd like to take my exam now." " Our lunch can wait a little longer?" "Lunch?" "It can wait..." " Is it for me?" " It's Dentist Thomas Hansen." " Aunt!" " Thomas!" " Aunt..." " Congratulations!" "It doesn't like air forced into it." "I'll fix it!" "We have a lot to discuss, Thomas." "May I call you Thomas?" "No!" "My name is Thomas, but I don't have time right now." "You know, I handle other matters than scholarships ..." " What about scholarships?" " Shall we dance, Thomas?" " Thank you for ..." " For what?" "For the scolding." "They're filled with nitrous oxide ..." " When are you going home to Aarhus?" " Tomorrow." "You're leaving tomorrow?" " It's nitrous oxide!" " Laughing gas in the balloons?" "It must be Mikael's idea!" "Mikael should get a taste of it himself!" "I don't want to be around you, Thomas." "You get so aggressive!" "Let's go to my room and lock the door to make sure that nothing happens!" "No..." "Thomas!" "Nina..." "Yes?" "Mikael, do you know where Thomas is?" "Mrs. Swane-Hansen wants to say goodbye." "You're leaving already, Mrs. Swane-Hansen?" "It's too early." "No, you can amuse yourselves without my help." " Where's Thomas?" " He's safe in his room." "I have never doubted it, Andreas." "Thomas would get the girl he wanted." "Oh, no..." " Orange..." " Orange, sir!" " We'll find them soon enough." " I didn't mean to offend her." " Someone needs to look for her." " I'll take care of that personally." "Might you be able to pay a small bill?" " For what?" " For money... money!" " Is that all you artists can think of... money?" " Fortunately, there's always state aid!" "Tights for everyone!" " Nina, it's all a misunderstanding!" " She'll get over it by tomorrow." " When she's in Aarhus!" "Spy!" " Spying?" "I'm innocent this time." "Your aunt just wanted to say goodbye." "I've got an idea!" "Lisbet shares the bathroom with Nina." " Hi, what are you doing here?" " What's this?" "Get out!" "We just need to use the bathroom." " She's taking a shower." " Can you see?" "What are you, Thomas?" "A Peeping Tom?" " Get out of here!" " Not until you've heard me out!" " Get out!" " Shut up!" " Nina, do you love me?" " No!" "And shut your eyes!" "You got to believe me, Nina." "I didn't have anything to do with it!" "You had to prove your manhood to everyone,   and you wanted me to play the leading role in your big scene!" " Too bad your aunt came in a little too soon!" " That's not how it was, Nina!" "If she'd arrived just a bit later she'd have seen what Thomas can do!" "Stop it, that's not true!" " Do you have someone in your bed?" " Me?" "No one at all." "No. ...!" " We were just experimenting." " Sigrid ...?" "!" " It's just that I missed you." " I thought you were being unfaithful." " Where are you going?" " I have to report." "Keep the bed warm." "I didn't do anything!" "My aunt just wanted to say goodbye!" " Excuse me." " Did they make up?" "No, they're still arguing." "But now they're in the shower." " The shower?" " Yes... that's a good thing." "Another good thing:" "ATHOMIC Tights." "Go ahead." "They're free." "Thank you, Mikael." "You're a good friend to Thomas." "I took the exam so I could decide if I wanted to be the city's worst dentist,   or do something completely different!" "I wanted to tell you before you left." " Now leave!" " I'm freezing!" "Come here, woman..." " You look funnny with your clothes on!" " Do I?" " The most beautiful part of a girl." " You've changed your mind since that time?" " The bottom I want to look at is yours, not hers." " Have you looked at hers long enough?" " Ditter..." " Yes, Andreas?" "If you show me your ass, I'll show you mine." "Thomas ... what are you doing?" "People can see us." "Only what's above the railing." "Hey!" "Look down there ...!" "Do you think they can still do it at their age?" "Sure." "Some people never stop." "People like us ...!" "Adapted from original translation by Weine Erickson"