"♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another dimension ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna have a good time ♪" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Yeh-heah ♪" "♪♪" "♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪" "♪ I'm talking puppies ♪" "♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another dimension ♪" "*STAR Vs THE FORCES OF EVIL* Season 02 Episode 16b "Running with Scissors" Synchronized by srjanapala" "( yells )" "Not now, puppy." "( yells )" "I should be safe under here." "( barking )" "What?" "( growls )" "Whee!" "( groans )" "( makes shooting noises )" "I'll get you, tennis ball." "Hey, can I borrow your dimensional scissors for a second?" " Yeah, sure." "Whatever." " Thanks." "All right, guys." "Who's ready for a walk?" "Come on, puppies." "Whew." "Problem solved." "Hmm." "Here you go." "Sir?" "( belches )" "Ah, feels good, man." "So far." "What?" "Where did you get these?" "Seriously, fleshwad." "Talk." "Uh, well," "I'm borrowing them from a friend who may or may not be Star Butterfly." "Wrong answer." "I'm the forger of all dimensional scissors." "Each pair is made specifically for the entity who earns them." "Lady, I can't read that." "It's me." "That's my name." "Hek-a-poo." "Hekapoo." "You humans are lame times a thousand." "Boop." "I don't care whose name is on them." "I borrowed them from Star and I'm returning them." "And how do you propose you're going to get them back?" "Well, I'll earn them like you said... ( laughing )" "That's rich." "I'm serious." "I'll have you know I have a red belt in karate." "This should be amazing." "Okay." "All you have to do is blow out this flame." "Really?" "No problem." "What the..." "That's one." "Ha Ha Hey." "That's two." "( laughing )" "Bye-bye." "HEKAPOO:" "She doesn't have the scissors, and you're gonna have to blow out a whole lotta flames to find them." "Are you looking for these, dum-dum?" "( all taunting )" "Ow!" "You're burning me a bald spot." "I don't have time for this." "HEKAPOO:" "It may take days, months, even lifetimes." "( laughs )" "I don't think you have the goods to do it." "Go home to your stinky dirt rock, little boy." "I don't care how long it takes." "I'm getting those scissors." "Oh, dang it." "Good boy, Joffrey." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Rainbow diaper blast!" "Not cool, bub." "Take it easy, man." "This new dog park is really confusing." "Dog park?" "Oh, Marco!" "Why did you..." "Oh, no." "He's gone scissor happy." "( dogs barking, girl yelling )" "Okay, puppies, time to come home." "( barking )" "Oh, Marco, Marco, Marco." "Oh!" "Oh, this does not bode well." "( vibrating )" "Hey, girl, I'm doing my cardio." "Okay, hold up." "I'm gonna put it on an incline." "Okay, girl, what's good?" "Okay, so Marco opened a bunch of portals with my scissors and one of them looks like this." "Oh, snap, that's bad!" "Yeah, that's what I thought." "The red portal is Hekapoo." "You need to get away from it, and if she asks, you do not tell her you got those scissors from me, okay?" "Wait." "I thought Hekapoo gave you those scissors." "I mean, yeah, she left the scissors in the bathroom at the Bounce Lounge, and what happened then was I-I-I took them, so yeah, basically, they're mine." "What?" "No, Pony, that's stealing." "Uh, I'm pretty sure that's called finding." "Okay, so is Marco in trouble?" "You know what?" "He's probably dead." "That Hekapoo chick is crazy, man." "Oh, boy." "All right, I'll talk to you later, girl." "Bye-eee!" "I'm coming, Marco." "( raucous squawk )" "( sneezes )" " Dude, watch it." " Sorry." "Oh, incoming!" "Oh, dude, it's on." "Hey-yah!" "Ha ha!" "Ah!" "Oh, man." "So it all comes down to this." "Sixteen years." "A lot of clones." "Seemed to go by..." "( snaps fingers ) like that." "I finally tracked you down, Hekapoo." "Yep, it's the real me." "No more clones, so..." "Who's a little boy now?" "This is the part where you blow out my flame?" "Ha." "You barely escaped me on the exploding plains of Flendar." "When I lost your trail in the mist of the Never Zone," "I thought I'd never find you." "After spending a few years infiltrating a cloister of monks," "I acquired some ancient texts which led me to dimensional scholars who taught me to translate their language." "After that, it was a simple matter of surviving the Afflicted Forest and ending up right at your door." "Not bad for a human." "You truly earned these." "I underestimated you." "Hekapoo, where's Marco?" "Star!" "( groaning )" "Unhand me, beautiful stranger." "How do you know my name?" "It's me, Marco." "See?" "Marco?" "!" "Marco!" "Oh, man, we have so much to catch up on." "I've learned how to sword fight... ( Marco continues indistinctly )" "Then I jet-skied off a waterfall." " Isn't that cool?" " What?" "Oh, check it out!" "It took me 16 years, but I totally earned these scissors." "Wait, 16 years?" "You've been gone from Earth for, like, eight minutes." "Eight minutes?" "Yeah, I forgot to tell you that time passes differently in this dimension." "Not sorry." "No, no, no." "This is good." "It means you haven't missed anything back on Earth." "Come on." "Use your new scissors to take us home." "Yeah, about that." "I don't think I'm coming back." "Turns out I really like my new life here." "I got my sword, my dragon cycle." "I get to ride around all day and go on adventures whenever I want." "It's the journey, you know." "Yeah, that dragon cycle is really dope." "No, wait, wait." "What about your parents, or your friends..." "or me?" "Don't look at me." "Those scissors are yours now." "You can come back here any time you want." "Please." "Take care of Nachos while I'm gone." "She's in good hands." "Adios, boo-boo." "Well, old friend, you really gave me a run for my money." "Likewise." "You're pretty cool." "( laughs )" "Thanks." " Bye." " Later, H-poo." "Don't call me that!" "( yells ) Oh." "No!" "My hot bod!" "Where did it go?" "Squish." "Oh, I guess you're back on Earth's timeline now." "But look on the bright side." "You still have your bald spot." "Seriously?" "!" "That's the thing that stayed the same?" "( Hekapoo laughing )" "You got the mark of Hekapoo, son!" "Okay, bye-bye." "Hey, who cares if you're 14 again?" "That just means we have more time to go on adventures together." "Especially now that you have your own scissors." "Yeah, I guess you're right." "Of course I am." "Now I'm gonna go make us some nachos." ""Password"?" "I don't remember my password." "( sighs )" "Mmm." "Still warm." "( barking and whimpering )" "All right." "Let's go for a walk." "♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪" "♪ That's saying something ♪" "♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪" "♪ I think it suits me, it's just my style ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪" "♪ I think that strangers are just friends ♪" "♪ You haven't met ♪" "♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪" "♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪"