"Time travel has not yet been invented, but thirty years from now, it will have been." "I am one of many specialized assassins in our present called Looper's." "So when criminal organizations in the future need someone gone, they zap them back to me," "and I eliminate the target from the future." "Oh la la!" "Looper's are well paid, we live a good life," "and the only rule is... never let your target escape." "Even if your target is you." "I'm going to fix this!" "I'm going to find him and I'm going to kill him!" "This time travel crap, just fries your brain like a egg." "Transcript: jcdr"