"My Papa was the hardest working person I ever met, spending almost every day of the year on the road." "But, whenever he had time off, he would race home to see us..." "Maximo!" "Sara!" "Your father is here." "Even if he had to drive all night." "Move!" "I'm okay..." "My Papa always said, "You get what you work for," ""not what you wish for."" "So much for hard work." "This is a nightmare." "I know it's horrible living here, but we're still a family." "I don't need a family." "What I need is somewhere to live that isn't an old wreck." "When I'm older, I'm going to be an architect." "So I can build a big house for us." "What are you going to do?" " I'm going to sleep so I can be sleeping." "What are you going to do for work?" "I'm going to be rich so I don't have to work." "But Papa always said that you get what you work for, not what you wish for." "And look what happened to him!" "It's time to sleep, children." " We're already asleep." "Look..." "This is who I'm going to be." "He didn't get that rich without having a job." "No, no, no, no." "I don't want his job." "I want hers." "Maximo." "10 YEARS LATER Acapulco, MX" "Hi Maximo." "You'll like that, Maximo." "Thank you." " Thank you!" "Talk to me, Rafa." "What's on the menu?" "Take a look at lounge chair number three." "There's a hot one over there, super rich!" "I see her, I see her." "She looks delicious." "Who is she?" " Peggy von Strauss." "Fifty-five, divorced..." "But she's loaded." " Yeah?" "Her family owns the biggest supermarket chain in the United States." "She's perfect." "Oh!" "I think I'm making you wet." "25 YEARS LATER Bel Air, CA" "HOW TO BE A LATIN LOVER" "You know, no I can't." "I have my helicopter lesson this weekend." "Spot!" "Spill." "Shadow!" "Finished." "Maximo!" "There you are, my raindrop." "I was just, just on my way to wake you" "Do you know what day today is?" "Tuesday." " No!" "It's Saturday." "Close enough." " Happy anniversary!" "Oh!" "Yeah." "Just what I needed." " Really?" "So different." "This one says 9:20, this one doesn't." "I love it." "Thank you, thank you." "I love it." "I got you something too." " Really?" "Where is it?" "We have... to go... pick it up." "How exciting!" " I know!" "I'll be right back." " Right." "Just one second." " I'm waiting for you." "I'm ready for you." "I'll be but a second, sweetie." "One second." " I'm here." "Happy anniversary!" "Darling, what a sweet thought." " Get in." "Get in!" "I would, but with my knees," "I'm afraid it's too close to the ground for me." "Okay, forget it." "We won't get it then." "I don't want my knees to ruin our special day." "No, no, it's okay, it's okay." "Let's get in." "It could be your car too." "Yeah, I suppose that could work." "We'll take this one." " It's a fine choice." "You know the McLarens are like snowflakes, and no two of them are the same." "Is that true?" " Actually it doesn't, but..." "I still think it's a lovely image with the snowflake." "Don't you think?" "Are you the charmer?" " Call it the romantic in me." "The guys in the floor calls me the poet, these boneheads." "They like to make fun." "And what form of payment will you be using today, sir?" "Her." "Very good." "I'll see if that's an option in our system." "Are you se..." "Another new car!" "Yep." " How do you do, Mr. Maxwell?" "Once you lower your expectations, Timmy, the sky is the limit." "That's the most beautiful thing I've heard in my entire life." "Four!" " You don't mind if Max and I play a few holes, do you?" "Not at all." "As long as you play a few holes with me later." "You are a naughty girl." " Here we are." "A steak and a salad." "Aha, mama likes you slim and trim." "You want me to feed you some meat." " I want it so bad." "This first bite is all fat." " Hey buddy." " Oye, brother." "Millicent." "You look radiant as always." "Have I ever told you that you remind me of Senor Rojas?" "He was my Spanish professor in college, with whom I had a passionate affair..." "Yes, I think you mentioned it once or twice..." "Or every time I see you." "Let's hit the links." " Yes!" "Wanna grab a drink tonight?" " Nope, sorry." "No offense, got me booked up." "Got a bleaching appointment." " You should try it some time." "I brush my teeth." " I'm not talking about the teeth." "Ouch!" " Gotta keep it white and tight." "Guys like you and me, we hide in the tall grass, wait for the most beautiful gazelle to come up from the back of the pack, drops her head to get that last drink of water and then we strike." "Thrill of the hunt." " Wait." "Aren't the sickly ones usually at the back of the pack?" "What do you know about animals?" "What are you, Steve Irwin?" "Rest in peace." " I watch a lot of animal shows." "You're missing my point." " You know what, Rick," "I don't have to worry about hunting old gazelles anymore because in my marriage," "I call the shots." "Would have been a lot cooler if I sank that." "I loved that you got yourself a matching McLaren." "We only played nine holes because I wanted to get back home to you." "Maximo, you're home early." " I missed you." "What's wrong?" "Did you get winded trying to scrap cook again?" "It was a nice refreshing beverage after the workout we did..." "Hey!" "You're back!" "Hey, how you liking the car?" "Handles like a beauty, doesn't she?" "You cheated on me with a car salesman?" " No, a little." "Remy." "Here you go." "The number on the bottom doesn't work anymore but the top one is good." "Call any time, okay?" "You want a drink?" "The bar here's incredible." "Well, I don't have to tell you." "I'm sorry, Maximo." "It's over." "You sneeze, you lose, ese." "Okay." "But, half of everything is mine." " Actually, no." "You signed a prenuptial agreement." " No, no, no." "I signed a prenup." "No." "Shit!" "I can't believe this." "After I gave her my best years, and after I gave her my youth, after I gave her the best of me." "Of course, now that my boobs have sagged, she finds someone younger than me." "Shit!" "I'm leaving." "I'm leaving!" "Look, once I cross this threshold, I'm never coming back!" "I won't come back!" "Ok." "I won't come back!" "It's finished!" "It's finished forever!" "But she's going to miss me." "She'll miss my seeds." "Come harvest time, she'll miss my seeds." "I'm feeling like playing some cops and robbers tonight." "Spice things up" "I think I might need to get frisked." " That polyester looks a little itchy." "It will suit you just fine." "No, no, no, you're gonna put it on, you're gonna love it." "Whatever you want, mommy gets." " That's right." "Maximo." "Rick." "I'm sorry..." " My God!" " I'm sorry, you scared me." "Sorry, you okay?" " Yeah." " What's going on?" "Peggy dumped me." "What the hell am I gonna do?" "I have no money, no home, no helicopters." " Oh!" "My God!" "Stop hitting me!" " I'm sorry." "I'm on these horse testosterone pills, that Millicent makes me take and it gets me a little agitated." "Guys like you and me, we're survivors." "We do whatever it takes to come out on top." "Yeah, yeah." " Look at me." "We're survivors." "That's what we do." " Yes." "All you need to do is find yourself a new wife." "Yes." "New and improved." " And improved!" "Someone who's richer and older than Peggy." "Absolutely, yeah." "There's plenty of fish in the sea." "All I need is a place to stay while I am fishing." "Well, I know you haven't been in touch for a while but you could always try stay at your sister's." "I'm not sure." "I mean, what about here?" "No." " Why?" " Millicent insisted every room be reserved at all times in case she wants to have a session." "There is not a room that we don't..." "There is one place." " Great!" "I'm so..." "It's the pills, it's the pills!" "I don't know how these horses do it." "This is Millicent's grand daughter's play house." "Millicent's grand daughter has excellent taste." " Millicent's grand daughter has expensive taste." "This cost a fortune." "Horrible little girl." "One time she made me salt a slug, just so she could remember how to laugh." "Anyway, sleep tight." "Thank you." "POOPING IS FOR EVERYONE" "So true." "So... how do you guys know each other?" "Oh!" "Oh, my god!" "Oh!" "Thanks for letting me stay at your house." "I am sorry." "I thought it was a real toilet." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Leave it alone!" "That's mine!" "Leave me alone!" "NICK  SCOTT'S WRAPSTARS" "Hello?" "Surprise!" "It's your brother!" "No sir, you've got the wrong apartment." "Hej!" "S..." "Sara." "Yes?" " Sara?" "Who's this?" "It's me, your brother." "Maximo?" " Yeah." "The one and only." "Open the door, will you?" "Sara?" "Sara?" "Is this for real?" "You show up today, as if it were nothing?" "After you didn't even bother coming to see our dying mother," "When that avocado tree fell on her." "You didn't come to see my child when he was born." "What made you think" "I'd have any desire to see you?" "You can't just show up like this." "I'm not opening the door for you!" "I'm not..." "Hey, Sara!" "Sarita!" " I can't believe this." "Me neither!" "You're happy to see me, right?" " No." "What are you doing here?" " Nothing!" "I wanted to see you and my niece." "Nephew!" " That!" "Niece, no?" "Nephew?" "Niece?" "What did I say?" "Nephew?" "Nephew." "That's it." "Nephew." " Tell me what you want, and then beat it!" "Peggy kicked me out." "She took everything." "Everything!" "But, wasn't everything hers to begin with?" " Ok, fine." "She kept everything." "She even kept the car I picked out for her to buy for me, to give her, for our anniversary." "I'm sorry to hear that." "I know you're angry with me, but..." "Can I stay with you?" " Here?" "Here in my house?" " Yes." "I have nowhere else to stay." " Really?" "You have honestly lost your mind!" "You've lost your head." " You're my sister!" "Oh, I'm your sister now, right?" " You've always been my sister!" "Oh, come on, Maximo!" "I can't believe what comes out of your mouth!" "Don't be like this." " Stop it!" "One day, and no more?" "Come on." " Really?" "Grab your things!" "What, do you think, that I'll carry them?" "This isn't a hotel!" "Hey, your apartment is nice." " Thanks." "Like, outside it seemed a little..." "But it's cool." "Oh, my goodness!" "It's Hector!" "Hugo!" " Right." "What did I say?" "Hugo, remember I told you I had an ugly crazy brother who was the champion of farting?" " Yes." " That's it." "Hey how are you?" " Meet Maximo." " Hi." "Look at you!" "You must be six years old by now, a?" "I just turned... ten." "Ten?" "I know." "I was kidding." "Everyone's so serious around here." "It's like, who died?" " My dad." "I was sorry to hear about that." "Pictures!" "Hey, where's my picture?" "I don't know." "Those are family photos." "I'm family." " Uncle Maximo..." "We're having chicken rice." "Want some?" "Chicken?" "No." "Maybe I'll have a lobster roll." " Or maybe you don't eat?" "Why don't you say grace before we start eating?" "I'm really sorry." "Next time." "This time..." " Okay, okay." "Dear Lord, even though we are eating just chicken and rice, at least we're all here together." "Well, not all of us because..." "Hector's dad is dead." "Hugo!" "His name is Hugo." " Oh, yeah." "Because Hugo is dead." " Hugo is not dead." "His fa..." " Amen." "Wait, wait, wait..." "Lord, before you go, please help me find a new wife with a big heart, but not necessarily a strong heart, with a high net worth, and nice big house, who doesn't ask me to poke her that often." "Amen." "Amen." " Amen." "Hey, you got a girl friend?" " No." "Really?" "What's wrong with you?" " He's ten, Maximo." "Oh!" "Late bloomer, a?" "Hugo, I have an idea." "Why don't you tell uncle Max about your science fair project?" "And this way, it will be you talking and not this dummy over here." " Okay." "Sure." "I'm sending a weather balloon with a Go Pro camera to the edge of the stratosphere." " Ou, stratosphere, wow!" "I've modified the Go Pro camera to send live video stream back to earth via FM transmitter." " Wow, transmitter, wow!" "The balloon's gonna go very high up." "And then we're gonna see like a little part of the earth." " Earth." "Wow!" " Yeah!" "Now I understand why he doesn't have a girlfriend." "Stop it!" "Wanna know what I'm doing, uncle Maximo?" " No." "Oops!" " You know, I prefer my own room." "And I prefer for you to be normal." "But, we get what we get." " I'm serious." "What about upstairs?" "Those are other people's apartments." " Really?" "Really." "But, hey, why don't you go knock on their doors." "Maybe they'll take you in." "I love you!" " I love you mom." " Sweet dreams!" "What?" "I guess I'll just tuck myself in." "How do you do this?" "My God." "Uncle Maximo..." " Mm-hm?" "How long were you married?" "Twenty five years." "Good night." "And you didn't have to work that whole time?" "Nope." "Nightie night." "What did you do for money?" "I didn't need money." "She paid for everything." "You go to sleep." "So now you have to find a new wife to pay for stuff?" "Yep." "That's the plan." "Sweet dreams." "How are you going to do that?" "By getting a good nights sleep." "Why haven't you ever visited us?" " I've been busy." " Doing what?" "You just said you didn't work." " Sara!" "Sara Help!" "Sara!" "Emergency, Sara!" "Emergency, Sara!" " What?" "Aaaaaaaa!" "I'm trying to sleep and the kid won't stop talking!" "You were talking too!" " To tell you to stop talking!" "Still talking!" " Did I tell you to stop talking?" " No, no!" " Enough!" "You almost gave me a heart attack." "Mira!" "I thought we were being robbed." "I was being robbed of my beauty sleep." "Oh, God!" "Sh!" "Go to sleep." "Both of you!" " Yes, mommy." "And no more talking about not talking." "And no more talking about poking either." "Tattletale." " Poke you!" "Did you put your homework in your back pack?" " Yes." " Good." "Morning." " Morning..." "Morning." " Morning." "We have rules here." "Any dish that you use, you have to wash." "I didn't know we can do that." " We can't." "So don't even think about it." "Oh, James!" " Hi." " Hi!" "Sorry to interrupt you, you have a guest..." " I don't have a guest." "Oh that?" "That's my brother, Maximo." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Nice to meet you." "Pleasure is all mine." "Agh, you know what?" "My door knob is sticking again." "Can you believe it?" "Again?" " I know." "It's crazy, right?" "Can I borrow your tools or?" " No, don't worry about it." "I'll take care of it." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "Easy." "Easy peasy." "I'd love to." "Got a sticky knob..." "Why don't you go ahead and I'll meet you there like in five minutes?" "Okay." "You're the best." "Thank you." "It's nothing." "Are you a carpenter or what?" "When you're both the man and the woman of the house, you have to be a handyman and do whatever is necessary." "Are you two..." "What you doing?" "What are you implying?" "No!" "I just help out when something gets jammed in his house, or there's a problem in his house." "It's an old building." "Go get dressed." "Look at you." "We have to leave in five minutes." "Hugo, get your stuff." "I'll meet you in the car." "Sticky knob." "Look, that sad man has to spin the sign like a fool for all to see." "At least he has a job." "It's more than I can say about another man in this car." "Work's for suckers." "Mom, uncle Maximo said the S word." " That's not the S word." "What is?" " Can I tell him?" " No!" "Shit." "So, you're big time architect now." " Junior architect." "But, I still haven't got my own house to design." "So I am not going to be late for work because you take two hours to blow dry your hair." "I am trusting you with my car..." "I am trusting you with my car and I am trusting you with my son." "You need to go out there and find yourself a job." "Pick me up at 5:00, okay?" "Okay, I'll try to remember." "You will remember, because I have no other way to get back home." "I said I'll try." "Jeez." " 5:00!" "Is she always like this?" " No, I just think she doesn't like you." "Wow!" "I smell money." "How do you go here?" " I'm in academic scholarship, that covers some of my tuition." "My mom has to pay the rest." "You can drop me off here." " Drop you off?" "Are you kidding?" "I'll walk you in." "Where do the rich single mom's park?" "Wait, wait, wait." " What?" "Friend of yours?" " Arden?" "No." "I wish." "She doesn't even know I exist." "Why do you say that?" " Because, she's a girl, and she's cute and I am me." "You make a great point, you are, you." "How old is she?" "She's turning 10 next week." "I heard she's having a big birthday party." " No, no, no." "Not the kid." "Her." "That's Arden's grandmother." " She's perfect." "Name?" " I think it's Celeste." " Celeste what?" "Celeste Birch." " Is there a grandpa Birch?" "He died last year." " Great!" "Great." "That's great news." "He's dead!" "I'm so very sad." "Life's a gift." "Okay kid." "Have a great day." " But I thought you wanted to walk me in." "What are you, a baby?" "You can walk yourself in." "Andale vamos." "I've got work to do." "Hey!" "May I help you?" " It's me, Maximo." "I'm an old friend of Celeste's." "I feel like we've met before, right?" "I don't think so." " I think so." " You're Ryan, right?" " Quincy." "I knew it started with a Q or a B or a S. Quincy." "That's a great name, Quincy." "I was named after my grandfather's dog." "The legacy lives on." " Don't touch me." " Oh, yeah." "And where did you say you met Celeste?" "At the sports event." "The polo match." " Yes, exactly." "The one back in April." " Yeah, that's the one." "She never went to a polo match back in April." "May?" " No." " June?" " No." "July?" " No." " August?" " No." "September?" " No." " October?" " No." " November?" " No." "December?" " No." " January?" " No." " February?" " No." "March." " No." "April." " You already said April." "And you said?" "No." "Oh, oh, I am so sorry." "I must have gotten confused." "March." " No." " Of course." "Thanks." "Pizza delivery." "Hey man, what's up?" "I'm a little busy." "Listen, I think I found my next wife." " You've heard of Celeste Birch?" "Celeste Birch?" "She's worth 10 Peggy von Strauss's." "You ever meet her?" " I haven't had the pleasure." "But, Millicent was supposed to go her charity function today at the Pacific Woodruff." " Pacific Woodruff, today?" "Yeah." "I mean, go get her." "He's the best 500 bucks you ever spent." "500 dollars!" " Yes, that's the cost of the charity ticket." "That seems like the opposite of charity." "Pizza boy..." " I've got to go." "Duty calls." "One extra large sausage." "That'll be $17.15." "I'm afraid I don't have any change." "Well, maybe we'll have to work something between us." "Maybe..." "Five hundred dollars." "PUT OUR BIZZ ON YOUR SHIZZ" "CASH UP FRONT" "Hi, I need to get my car wrapped..." "and I need the cash up front." "Bro." "Is he here about the bike?" "Are you here about the bike?" " No." "Bro, he's not here for this stupid tiny bike, alright?" "He got the thing online, you idiot." "We all make mistakes, okay?" " You're not perfect." "I misunderstood the dimensions." " It happens." "Anyway, you thought about what kind of edge you wanna wrap your car in?" "Whatever..." " This looked a lot bigger on the Internet because it had a picture with a little boy, so it seemed much bigger." "Great." " How do he not know the difference between a little boy and a grown man?" "He looked older, he had a little bit of a mustache." "Look at this." "This was in the picture." "It was a boy with the mustache so I assume..." "Whatever pays the most!" "Oh, sorry." "Was that rude?" "I'm in a rush, that's all." "I'm in a rush." "Man's in a rush." " Yes, thank you." "Here's the terms." "Wrap stays on the car for ninety days." "Yes." " You take it off before that, you have to pay us the money back." "Not a problem." "Yeah." " Leave the warp on the vehicle." "Yes, I will do that." "Can we start as soon as possible?" "One thousand dollars." "THE HOTTEST CLUB IN L.A.!" "FULL BAR PRIVATE ROOMS AVAILABLE" "Keep it close, my son." " I don't think they will let me." "Good afternoon, sir." "Sir?" "Would you like to buy a ticket?" "Yes, I would." "500,00 $ per ticket" "Pool side." "Perfect." "Sir?" "Keep the change." "Am I making you wet?" "Am I making you wet?" "Am I..." "I look like my grandfather." "Carnauba SHOE POLISH" "Come to papa." "Is that shit?" "Am I making you wet?" " Ahhh!" "Sorry." "Am I making you wet?" "No, no." "Bone dry." "Thanks for asking, though." "Come on." "Unhand me, sir." "I just wanna speak to Celeste." "Listen, Menudo, you think you're the first money grabbing gigolo to throw himself at my boss?" " Maybe not the first, but I'm hoping to be the last now." "Not while I'm working for her." "She's been through too much emotionally and surgically to put up with this." " You can't keep me away." "No, I can." " No." " Very easily I can." " No." "I just did." "Yes, you did." "So unless you have a written invitation to our home, you're not going anywhere near her." "Hey, there's your clown suit." "Alright, here's your..." "car... toon." "I kept it close just like you asked me to, paisano." "I don't speak Spanish." "Hi bro." "Did you make a move?" " I sort of made a move." "Can you talk?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Millicent's just taking a post coital cool off." "Tell me you closed her." "Tell me you closed her during silent auction." "She didn't even see me." "I'm not sure about this one." "She's impossible to get to." "I have no in." "Or maybe I do." "Sounds like you have an idea." "But I can't tell." "I can't see your face." "Describe your face." " My face?" " Yeah." "What does it look like?" "Thoughtful, very handsome with a hint of mischief." "That's the spirit." "Hey, I'm there for you, whatever you need." "Unless it's money." "Then I can't do it." "Because I'm on an allowance." "Great." "Listen." "Find out whatever you can about Celeste." "Interest, passions, hobbies." "When I'm invited to her home," "I plan on selling the deal." " I'll ask her on the club." " Thanks." "And I've got work to do on my end." "Hey." "Hey!" "My eyes are up here." "Get in." "Usually we come here on Sundays because mom says it's too much sugar to have more than once a week." "Yeah." " Wow." "So, Hugo I wanna talk to you about Arden..." "Froyo Lo, look out That's right" "You've got to let your fantasies out For a bite" "Say your name..." " Hugo. - ain't no shame" "Froyo Lo, Froyo Lo" "Do they make you sing that every time?" "I get to sing that every time." "You know if you guess the weight of your yogurt, it's on the house." "Five pounds." " That's a lot." "I'll give you one more guess." " Thirty pounds." " Let's check." "Wow, they're fourteen ounces." " I was so close." "That will be six fifty." " Hey, watch me and learn." "I like your bandages." "I am..." "I have a lot of rescue cats." "Really?" " Yeah, so I'm no stranger to scratches." "I'm always bleeding." "Thank you..." "Cindy." " Wow." "Cindy." "What an enchanting name." " Thank you." "You know, if these frozen yogurts were half as sweet as you, we're in for quite a treat." "Wow!" "You said fourteen ounces, right?" "Gracias, sweet Cindy." "I hope your pussy cats realize what a beautiful scratching post they have in you." "Bye." "I am a beautiful scratching post." "See what I did there?" " You got us FroYo for free?" "No, my skills of seduction got us FroYo for free" "What if I told you I can teach you how to use your skills of seduction to get what you want." "I forgot to ask for gummy bears." "Screw the gummy bears." "I'm talking about Arden." "Hey, I can get you invited to her birthday party." "Would you like that?" " You can't get me invited to Arden's birthday party." "Papa por favor." "It's impossible." " Somebody asked for gummy bears?" "They're on the house." " Thank you, sweet Cindy." "I have gummy bears coming out of my ears, literally." "Not literally, but they are in a surprising amount of places around here." "Hey, thank you." "See, I can make things happen for you." "When do we start?" "We just did." "Okay, lesson number one." "Eye contact." "Follow me." "Follow me." "Eye contact." "Okay." " Eye contact is power, Hugo." "Women will lust after you." "Now, it's your turn." "I am Arden, okay?" "Say hello to me." "Okay." " Hello Hugo, I'm Arden." "Hello, Arden." "You broke eye contact." "You broke eye contact." " You threw a gummy bear at me." "What?" "Life will throw gummy bears at you." "Okay." "Do it again." "Stop throwing gummy bears at me." " Stop breaking eye contact." "Hello, Arden." "Not bad." "Good eye contact." "Not bad at all." "You guys are getting real creative with these gummy bears." "Most people just eat them." " Okay, lesson number two..." "Women love when men take control because women have no idea what they wants." "I'll have the steak and the lady would have the cobb salad." "What if she doesn't want the cobb salad?" "Listen, a woman would rather eat something you ordered for her, that she doesn't want rather than something she ordered for herself that she does want." "It doesn't make sense." "Like, at all." "You know what doesn't make sense?" "What is that?" "You under house arrest or what?" "It's a planetary watch." "Some people call it an astronomical watch." "I'm gonna call it I'm gonna die a virgin watch." "Lose it." "Let's go." "Wait, uncle Maximo." "What is a virgin?" "It's an airline." "Last lesson of the day..." "Your walk." "Your walk tells more about you than your mouth ever can." "My walk?" " Yes, your walk." "Show me your walk." "Do I just walk?" " Just walk, walk." " Okay." " Like you walk." "Goddamned!" "Horse shit." "Sit and watch." "Loose stride, sleepy eyes, smiling just a little bit because you know what all the ladies are thinking." " What are the ladies thinking?" "Look at that confidence, he must be great in bed." " I'm great in bed." "What?" " I don't pee or anything anymore." "Come on now, my boy." "Let's walk." "Loose stride, sleepy eyes." "What are you doing?" "Pretend there's a girl, and you're walking towards her." "Feel your sexiness." " I don't feel my sexy." "What is that?" "You're walking exactly like the geese." "Let's go." "Don't watch the geese, okay?" "A girl pass by, turn around, walk backwards, sexy, sexy." "What is this?" "What is this?" "What is this?" "One more time." "Feel it in your crotch." "You want everyone to see down here." "No, I don't." " Look at me." "You learn from the best." "Okay, one more time." "You feel sexy right now?" " Yeah." " Great." "Okay, one more time." "Exactly, exactly, exactly." "There you go." "Much better." "Shit." "Okay." "One more time." "Gwen, I wanted to see if you heard back on the Robinson account." "Sara, before you could ask me about this." " I know, sorry." "I can ask you again tomorrow as soon as you get out of the car." "No, no." "Can't unbreak this egg." "Alright, they loved you." "They thought you were incredible." "But they're gonna go with someone who has..." "More experience." " Sorry, can I finish?" "Sorry..." "Yes, yes..." "Someone who has more experience." "You finished?" " Yeah." "I just don't know what to do." "I can't get a job because I don't have experience and I can't get experience if I don't get a job." "Hey mom." " I'm here." "5:00." "I remembered." "You have nothing to complain about." "I thought you'd be happy." "I got a job." "Turning my car into a stripper mobile is not a job." "What's a stripper?" " It's only nine days." "No, it's not." "You get this trash off my car today." "Damed." " Today!" "Alright now, those guys, they..." "no wait, girls... they dance on the poles naked, right?" "Icebergs are literally just floating ice on the water" " Wow, astonishing." "So when it melts, it's like soda, it's like bubbles." "Bubbles, wow." " Carbon dioxide." " Where's your watch?" "You mean, my die a virgin watch?" "What did you say?" " Die a virgin watch." "Kids." "Where do they come up with this stuff?" "Uncle Maximo told me to take it off." "He's training me to get girls to like me." " He's training you?" "Yeah." " What the hell are you doing?" "Nothing, nothing, nothing." "It's just silly guy talk." " It's not silly." "I learned how to undress a woman with my eyes." "And how to walk so a woman would know I'm gonna bed." "He said women have no idea what they want and you have to tell them what to do." "No, I never used those words exactly." "Sure you did." "I wrote it all down in this notebook." "What notebook?" " Lesson number..." "Mira." "Hugo needs to focus on his school work." "Hey, he has a crush on a girl at school." "I'm trying to help the kid." "You know what it's like to like someone!" "Or no?" "Mister "I need you to grease my door once a week"." "No." "You're taking one think for another." "And James is just a friend!" " Oh, my God." " You're changing the subject!" "No more sugar mama catching training!" "Hugo already has a mother." "Understood?" " Yes, mommy." "Understood?" " I don't speak English." "Don't be an idiot." " Why with a tortilla?" "Hey, pull my finger." "Pull it." "False alarm." " Yeah." " You're writing a love letter to Arden?" "No, just writing to my dad." "Your dad?" "You know he'll never get those letters, right?" "I know." "It's just a way for me to feel close then." "Don't you ever think about your dad?" "No." " Never?" " Never." "You remember anything about him?" "I remember he worked a lot." "And he parked his truck in our house once." "There it is." "Late bloomer." "I remember a lot about my dad." "He was fun." "I think he'd be happy that you're here and that you're helping me." "That's what I was just writing him." "Uncle Maximo, can I show you my science project?" "I... in the morning." "Please?" "I know that you're really not sleeping." "Uncle Maximo, please?" "Okay." "In the morning." "Good morning." "Uncle Maximo." "Remember when you told me that I can show you my science fair project in the morning?" "Well, here it is!" "My weather balloon." "And here is the Go Pro camera which will be attached to the weather balloon which will go up in space." "It's cool, right?" " Amazing." "Now, will you please get it off my face so I can go back to sleep?" "Get up, flojo naso!" "Time to go get a job." "Here, I circled the ones that I think will be good for your qualifications like human statue, mattress tester, dog poop picker upper..." "It's Sunday." "What place will even be open?" "It's Thursday." "Want me to deflate the balloon?" " Let's go Hugo." "The science fair is next Sunday, the school is today." "Hey, no." "Hugo!" "Hey, Sara!" "Get a job!" "WESCOTT CONDOMINIUMS MOVE IN SPECIAL 99 $ OPEN HOUSE TODAY!" "CAR WASH LIMITED MONTLY WASH PLAN" "Sorry!" " I'm okay!" "I am okay." "He's okay." "It wasn't me, it wasn't me." "I'm alright." "HIGHLAND CAFE" "This neighborhood isn't that bad." "I was expecting something out of a horror movie, this is more like something out of an independent movie." "Stop trying to make me feel better." " Stop trying to make me feel better." "Are you teasing me?" " Teasing me." "Hey, what are you doing?" "I'm sorry." "Millicent's just fantasizing about this..." "Professor Rojas." "She's got me dressing like him, talking like him, but, I can't do an accent to save my life." "And I can't sleep on an air mattress one more night." "You find any intel or Celeste Birch?" "As as matter of fact, I did." "And before I share this," "I don't think she's the right mark for you." " Come on." "Celeste Birch's passions, avid mountain climber, loves train travel, favorite food, fried chicken." "Great." "This will help." "Thanks." "Alright." "It is time to go." "Anything?" " Terrible." "It's time to go." " You sound like Dora the explorer." "Now's the go, when it's time to go." "Speedy Gonzales." "Really." " Alright." "Ola." "Everybody knows how to say that." " And somehow you screwed it up." "Hola." "I'm positive, that's the car." " But why would we pay him, if he's not gonna do it." "We paid him all our money." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Well, look who it is." "No, no, no, no." "Where do you think you're going?" "Where you going, man?" " Just looking for you guys." "I was just looking for you guys." "We clearly said, don't take the wrap off!" "Ever!" "Yes, yes, I remember and I thought you did a great job with the wrapping." "But, you see my sister felt differently." "She's your sister." " Yeah" " Sister." "Women." " Right, right." " You don't have to tell Nick and I about that." "Get his nuts." " I got them." " Get his nuts." "I got both of them." " I got them." "You just give us our money." "We'll be fine." " I spent it." "I spent it." "Well, I sincerely hope you bought something you really wanted... or needed." "God, you're terrible with this." "Nick, just think before you talk." "Can you do that?" " Stop." "I made a mistake." "I'll get you your money, I promise." "Come on guys." "It's just a thousand dollars." "One week." "You got one week." " Yes." "Let's go." " I didn't see that coming." "Nice!" "Thought we're done, right?" "You feel that?" "Two hands." "You want four hands?" " That's four hands." " Yeah, there it is." "That's four hands." " One week." "One week, home boy." "We went four hands on him, man." " That was bad ass." "His balls are so big." "You get that money or next time it's eight hands." "Guy doesn't have $1000, get a job, bone head." "Froyo Lo look out That's right" "You've got to let your fantasies out For a bite" "Say your name..." "Jose!" "Ain't no shame" "Froyo Lo!" "Froyo Lo!" "Such a good effort." "It's only lacking joy, soul, rhythm and musicality." "And I would cry way less." "Maybe not at all." "But, what if mom finds out we're training again?" "Hugo, you can't live your life afraid that something bad will happen." "Or you'll never really live." " Okay." "So, you gotten her to notice you with the sexy walk." "You intrigued her with strong eye contact." "Now, it's time to talk to her." "I don't think I can." "Relax, Hugo." "It's not like you've never talked to a girl before." "Yes, it is." "I've never talked to a girl before." " Really?" " Yeah." "They make me really nervous and then my nose start to sweat." "Your nose sweats?" " Yeah." "Your nose?" " Yes." "I can't help you with that." " Stop mocking me." "Well, come on." "Let's go." " Well, where are we going?" "You're too in your head, kid." "You need to relax." "I don't like the bowling balls here." "Too slippery." "I'm gonna grab a Coke." "You want one?" "Cokes have no nutritional value." "Neither do eggplants." "Okay, two Cokes." "Nice form." "Thanks." " My name is Gabi." "What's yours?" "My name is Hugo." " You're cute, Hugo." "Thank you." " See you." " Thank you." "Thank you." "What was that?" " She just called me cute!" "She said you were cute?" " Yes." "I guess my mom's not the only one who thinks that." " Guess not." "What is that crap on your nose?" " It's sweat." "BOWLING" "Oh!" "Wait!" "My shoes." "Okay, I'll be right back." "Don't get kidnapped." " Okay." "Thank you." "Those please." "Nice work." " I aim to please." "Okay, remember..." "Eye contact and confidence." "Come on, take that off." "You can do it." "Now we are talking." "Look at that, you're a Greek god." "Abs of steel." " Yeah." "Yeah." " Is my nose sweating?" "Yeah, little bit." "But, it will wash out when you get in the water." "Okay." " Okay, come on." "Go get her." "You can do this." "Come on, Stalker." "Do you need a towel?" " No, no, no." "Eye contact, eye contact!" "Hi, Arden." " Hi, Hugo." "You know my name?" " Yeah, I know your name." "You said you know by mean H-I, not H-I-G-H." "Okay." "Let's go ladies, practice is over." "Got to clear the pool area." "Hurry up." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Yes?" " Yes!" "Yes?" " She invited me to her party!" "She invited me to her party!" "We did it!" "Exactly what I needed!" "Yes!" " Yes!" " Do you see my nephew happy?" " Yes!" "Yeah man, you got it!" "I heard about the Pasadena project." " Yeah." "Listen, I have some ideas." "I know it's a long shot, but please take a look." "I'd love a chance." "And I promise that I'd treat like my own child." "Hey mom." "The 101 was wide open." "It's okay." "I just let him drive from around the block." "Don't worry, I'm not one of those people concerned about children." "Hugo, that's wonderful." "A party with other kids." "So can I go?" " Of course, I'll take you." "It'll be great." "Ou, ou, ou, ou!" "Sara, you work so hard." "I will take him." "Are you kidding me?" "I can't wait to see all his new friends." "Plus, we could see the big mansion of the grandmother, right?" "Hey, no offense, but I think Hugo would mush rather go with me." "I mean, look at you." "Look at me." "Look at you." " Maximo, Maximo..." "The words should sound right in your head before they leave the lips in your stupid face." "I don't care who brings me." "I'm just excited to go." "I'm bringing you, honey." "I'm sure uncle Maximo has better things to do on a Saturday." " Okay." "James." " Shit!" "You scared me!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." " It's Maximo, Sara's brother." "Yeah, why are you hiding in my garbage?" "We need to talk." "It's about Sara." "My God, what happened?" " It's not what happened, it's what hasn't happened." "I don't understand." "What do you mean?" " James," "I'm not saying I get it, but she likes you." "Yeah?" " Yeah." "Hey, I have an idea." "Take her out on Saturday." "Saturday?" " Don't you think you waited long enough?" "Door." "Please don't bother yourself." "You just keep doing nothing there while I cook and I open the door, and whatever else you need." "Hi." " Hi, James." " Hi" "Is it the door again?" "I'll go get my tools." " No, no, no." "Actually it's..." "It's..." "It's my sink." "I was just kidding about my sink." "Funny." " So, do you need something?" "Or did you just come here to tell the sink joke?" "No, no, no." "Actually, I didn't." "I mean, I did, but I..." "I came here to ask you if you're free on Saturday and if you wanted to..." "If you wanted to come out on a date with me." "What?" "I don't know." "Okay." " Mom, are you okay?" "You wanna think about it?" " I don't know." " She's acting weird." "Maybe?" " Yeah, she'll just think about it and get back to you." "Okay, fine." "But, you know let me know either way." "I told you." " This guy likes you." "I don't want to talk about it." " Hey!" " I'm going to my room." "Hey!" " Finish the dinner." "Don't come in." "I'm sleeping." " Hugo is asleep now." "Why did you act so weird?" "What's wrong?" "What do you think is wrong?" "I'm rusty." "I don't feel ready to go out with anyone." "When was the last time?" "5 years ago." " I mean, when was the last time you... 5 years." "Seriously?" " Thant's enough!" "Are you serious?" " Si." "Okay?" "Stop laughing." "The bakery has been closed for some time." "Your pastry is going to go stale." " You're such a jerk." "My God, what are you waiting for?" "I don't know." "You like this little gringo?" "You like the gringo!" "So go, then!" "I'm afraid." "You know what I do when I'm afraid?" " Pray?" "Drink." "My God, leave my bakery alone." "Don't talk to me about my bakery." "No, but seriously..." "I don't know how you've managed to go on, in spite of all your suffering, to keep going, to always move forward..." "I can because of Hugo." " Hugo, how?" "When my husband died, there were days when I couldn't even breathe." "But, how do you explain to a small child that he has to take care of himself, because his mom wants to lock herself in her room and cry?" "You can't." "But I have a trick for when I'm very sad to lift me up." "Anti-depressants?" " No." "No, look..." "I take any sad song, and transform it into a salsa." " A sad song?" "What about The Sad One?" "Let's go." "You're stepping on me!" "Come on." "Let's go!" "The Sad One!" "Come on!" "I'm falling asleep this isn't a salsa." "Mom." "Mom!" "Hugo!" "Did we wake you up?" "Yes." "You're singing very loudly and bumping into things." "Go to sleep." "Both of you." "Okay." "You see?" "You're not rusty, all you need to is relax and have fun, that's all!" "You honestly don't mind taking him to the party?" " No." "It would be the greatest honor of my life." "Let's go!" "Come on!" " Send him a text." "That's my sister!" "That's my sister!" " Enough!" "Hugo." "You have no room to judge." "Sorry for the spill." "What the hell happened to me?" "Look what the cat dragged in!" " Pay day." " Oh, great!" "Thank you." "Hey, where's the rest of it?" "Try feeding 50 cats on that kind of money." "It's meow-trageous!" "Time is up" "Pay us now or we'll lick your ass" "Sorry, KICK your ass ©" "Sorry again meant DH, not ©" "We want our money OLD MAN" "Old man?" "VARTAN Salon" "OPEN" "SPA 50 $ Works" "56,34 $ Not for long." "Give me the works." "Sorry." "Hey." "Behold the glory of God's creation." "Did you dye your hair?" " All of it." "I gave myself a little makeover." " Maybe next time, they can makeover your brain." "I know perfectly well..." "I look very good." "Very good." "I love you, stupid face." " I love you too, little sister." "What are you telling your dad tonight?" "Just that I'm excited to go to Arden's party." "And that I'm glad you're going with me." "I patched it up for you." "So you can sleep better." "Give me a piece of paper, Hugo." "I wanna write a letter too." " To who?" "My dad." "I wanna tell him about his amazing grandson." "Can we do this every night?" " Sure." "It could be our thing." "Hey, pull my finger." "Too late." " Oh." " Sorry." "Today's the party!" " Really?" "I haven't been thinking about it." "Mommy's taking me to get a hair cut." "Tell him not too short." "You don't have the ears for it." "Why don't you stop talking." "You don't have the mouth for it." "Hugo, come here." "Hey!" "I made the wall!" "Wow, what happened?" "It's been kind of nice having you here." "Right?" " It's been okay." " Just okay?" " Okay, okay..." "Been very nice having you here, uncle Maximo." " Now we're talking." "Bye." " See you, uncle Maximo." "Don't sprinkle the toilet." " I'll do my best." "God!" "Now what?" "Hey." "Guys!" "I was just looking for you." "Coffee?" " Coffee." "Money!" " We're not here for coffee, man!" "Money!" " That's what we want!" "That's why we are here!" "We don't even like coffee!" " Get the money!" "Yeah." "Money." "I don't exactly have it." "What do you mean, exactly?" "Means he doesn't have it." "Well, then why don't just say you don't have it." "Why even say the word exactly at all?" "I'm gonna pay you, I promise." " Hey, you got a real nice place here." "By nice place, I mean a total dump." " That's what I'm talking about." "People just say what they mean, it's confusing." "Guys, this is my sister's place, please." " You know what your problem is?" "You don't have any respect for money man!" "Money doesn't grow on trees." " No, it doesn't." "It would be cool if it did." " Nikki, Nikki!" "Please!" "I'm just backing up your point." "You could literally rake it up." "What're you doing?" " Hey..." " Totally forgot what I was talking about." "What if we took stuff of yours, sir?" " Okay, okay." "That's a good point." "What if we barged in and started taking stuff?" "What if I took this thing?" " No, please..." " I don't even know what it is." "What about this?" "What if I took this?" " No, no!" "No, no, not that!" "That's my nephew's." "That's important." "This is important to you?" " Yeah." " Then, probably don't want me to have it then?" "Hey, no, don't do that please." "No, don't do that please." "Okay, okay..." "What do you like?" "Sports cars?" "Helicopters?" "Rolex watches?" "I promise I am good for the money and so much more." "I don't need a Rolex, bro." "You know something?" " What?" "You seem like a very sincere guy." " I am." "But, I don't believe anything that you say you're gonna do." "So give us our money, you can have your camera back." "It's that simple." "Hey, please, please, please." "Hey." "Hey!" "Have a real nice day." "And by that I mean, do not have a real nice day." "I get it." "Sometimes its funny to not say exactly what you mean." "Not the camera, hey, the camera." "Uncle Maximo, we're home." "Are you ready?" "Almost." "Wow!" "We look the same." " Yep." "Maximo." "Minimo." "Wow, mom!" "You look pretty." "And you're so guapo." " That dress is really tight on you." "You mean, I look fat?" " No, no, no." "In a good way, I mean." "Because you can see all the body parts in your body." "I'm gonna take..." " No!" "No, no, no." "Let's make some magic happen." " Yeah!" "Arden, here we come." "Valet Parking Please Pull Forward" "Wow!" "Look at this place!" "Yep." "This will do just fine." "There she is." "Yep." "There she is." "Hey, Hugo, just remember everything I taught you, okay?" "Thank you, uncle Maximo." "Go get her." "Go get her, Latino lover." "Beautiful as your uncle." "Hello." "Have we met?" " Only in my dreams." "Oh, Hugo!" "Did you hurt your leg?" " No baby, I was just walking." "My nephew is quiet fond of your grand daughter." "Really?" "Do I have something on my face?" "Yes." "You have my full attention." "Okay." " It's enchanting to meet you." "Maximo." "Hey baby, what do you say we like, leave this place." "What do you mean?" "I have a birthday party." "Drink?" " Allow me, please." "Excuse me..." " The lady and I will have your finest champagne." "She'll have a Sprite and I'll have a Coke." "Something as refreshing and exciting as she is." "Of course." " Well..." "Actually, I'll just have some water." "Thanks." "Women." "They never know what they want." "Am I right?" "She'll have a Sprite, like I said." " But, of course." "I have to go." "Arden, wait." " Shall we grab a bite?" "Wait, wait." "Sorry I was acting so weird." "Can we start over?" " Is that a planetary watch?" "Yeah." "Wanna check out the rest of my party?" " Sure." " Come on." "Cheers." "Beautiful party." " Isn't it?" "Yeah." " Such a beautiful day." "Mountains, trains, chickens." "That's quiet a mountain of melon balls." "You know, climbing is one of my greatest passions." "In fact, I'm training for Everest." "Of course, it's not the mountain that we conquer, but ourselves." " Sir Edmund Hilary." "Yes." "You climb?" "Once upon a time." "But, not anymore." " Nonsense." "Beautiful strong woman like yourself surely has many climbs left in her." "Not this woman, I'm afraid." " Give me one good reason." "Frost bite." "South face of Everest." "Just thinking about it gives me day tremors." "I hate climbing." "You convince me." "I hate it too." "What I really love, train travel." "So classic." "Won't you agree?" "Steam locomotive, 1950." " You have no arms?" "I was playing on the tracks and got stuck." "I'm afraid I haven't much fondness for trains." "Now if you'll excuse me for a moment, please." "Chicken!" "Chicken?" " Yes, Chicken!" "I'm sure you love fried chicken." "Having my limbs torn from my body, helped me to realize just how barbaric the treatment of chickens is in our country." "I'm vegetarian." " Which is why I founded" "The Birch Poultry Rehabilitation Center." "Now, if you'll forgive me a moment, please." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Chicken." "Rick?" "Rick." "Hey!" "What are you doing here?" " I was just..." "Waiting for me to make a fool of myself in front of Celeste?" "Yes." " All that information that you gave me was wrong." "It was." " How could you do that to me?" "Because, I can't take another second of Millicent." "Last night, she made me dress up as her father." "What is that about?" " I think it's pretty clear." "I guess you're right." " So, leave her." "Leave her?" "And end up like you with nothing?" "Look, it's survival of the fittest." "Come on, bro, you know the game." "No hard feelings." "Hey, Rick..." "Hey, Rick... where you going?" "Rick..." "I believe they're playing our song." "May I?" "I'm sorry, do I know you?" " I'm Rick Parsons." "Hi." " May I cut in?" "No, I don't think that's a good idea." " I saw her first." "Well, I was aware of her first." " I don't care." " Let it go!" "You can't..." "How do I..." "Sorry." "Sorry." " My liege..." " Get out!" " Yes." "You pulled her arm?" " No, you pulled her arm." "You were my best friend." "Get off me!" "They're fighting." "Hey, guys, it's a kid's birthday party..." " You betrayed me." "It was just business." "It wasn't personal." "You knew how much I needed this." " You knew how desperate I was." "Celeste was my way out." "You think I'll spend the rest of my life living with my sister and nephew in their crappy little apartment?" "I thought you said you liked living with us." "Hugo, no..." "No, I mean... yes." "I do." "I do very much." "So you were using me to get Arden's grand mother." "Right?" "No, no, no, I was helping you." " Please don't lie." " I swear..." "Okay... a little bit." "I mean, I sort of used you." "But, it wasn't really about you." "It was more about me and in order to help me I wanted to help you." "My God, I..." "You know, that sounds worse than it is." "I thought you were helping me because you liked me." "Sorry, I'm sorry." " I don't want you sleeping in my bed anymore." "I don't want you to stay in my house anymore." "Oh, my God." "Overdressed?" " Absolutely not." "No." "I think everybody at the game is underdressed." "I think you really classed the whole place up." "They should've paid you to come to the game." "I'm sorry." "It's my son." "Hi, sweetie." "What?" "Sorry, I forgot the code." "Is Hugo here?" "Thanks to god, no thanks to you." " Can I speak with him?" "No." " Please?" "Just let me explain." "How do you explain to a child who opened his heart to you that you were only using him to seduce the grandmother of the girl he likes?" "I can't believe that I was stupid enough to let you humiliate him like that." " I'm sorry, okay?" "Where is Hugo's camera?" "I promise I'll get it back to you." "So, you were the one who stole it." " No, I didn't steal it." "No, Sara, hey!" "Don't kick me out, look..." "We're family!" " No." "You're not family." "You're nothing more than a lazy 46 year old freeloader who doesn't think of anyone but himself." "You didn't just steal his camera." "You stole his hopes." "You stole his dreams." "But it ends now." "You will never use me or Hugo again, understood?" "I'm 39." " What?" "You said I'm 46, but I'm 39." "No, you're not." " Of course, I am." " No, you're not." " I am." "But I'm 42." " So what?" " You're my older brother!" "I don't know what to tell you." "You know what?" "I hope you grow up one day." "But it won't be in my house." "Okay, I'm 40." "Okay, 41." "We're twins!" "Okay?" "You don't have to sing, please." " Say your name." "Say your name." "Maximo." "Cindy's home." " Thank for letting me stay." "Watch your back." "We got you some nice hot tea." "I think I got all the hairs out." "And you can stay here as long as you like." "I'm sure you'll figure out a way to pay me back." "I get it." "Eye contact." "Don't lose eye contact." "What are you doing?" " I'm about to pay you back." " What?" "God!" "No, no, stop, stop." "Please stop." "Isn't this what you want?" " No." "God, no." "Button up, just put that away." "You're not attracted to me?" " No." " Really?" "Not at all." "No, I'm attracted to like really good looking guys." "Guys with like great faces, great bodies, who are muscular, handsome and younger, much younger than you." "And tall, a lot taller." "But, that's just me." "Then, why did you give me the job?" "I think I'm just drawn to helping less fortunate, damaged, sad, sad, sad, sad creatures." "Why do you think I have so many cats?" "They need me, but I need them." "But, they hurt you over and over again." "This guy, right?" "I know." "I mean, just because they hurt me doesn't mean they don't love me." "I take care of them and I don't expect anything in return." "These cats are my family." "I had a chance to be part of a family." "I ruined it." "I don't think you ruined it." "Because, it's never too late to make it right." "You've cat to do what you cat to do." "I've never seen that one before." "Well, you'd be happy to know that I lost everything." "Millicent found out about Celeste's party, she kicked me out." "You got a sister you can stay with?" " No." "I never should have gone behind your back like that." "Wish there was something I could do to make it up to you." "There is something." "That's your idea face." " Yep." "This is it." "So, when's the kid's science fair again?" " It's in three hours." "You get in there and get the camera." "I'll keep them distracted over here." "Police." "Police from the neighborhood." "Can I help you, officer?" "Here for the tiny motorcycle?" "He's not here for your stupid bike." "You here for the bike?" "No sir, I'm not here for the vehicle." "There's a neighborhood gas leak, evacuate the premises." "Gas leak?" "I didn't even know we had gas." "Situation is clear, Larry." "Yes, sir, Mr. Neighborhood Police Officer." "I'm gonna fix the..." "I'm closing the door because the gas is... leaking here." " I didn't smell any gas." " I don't smell anything." "You wouldn't." "That's what makes the danger so dangerous." "Excuse me, officer?" "What kind of handcuffs are those?" "Police handcuffs." " Are they furry?" "There had been some local perps, who have been having an allergic reaction to the metal." "Now, we coat it in synthetic material, health is on the uprise, crime is on the down rise." "But, I wouldn't worry your pretty head over that, ma'am." "I don't think we need it in this investigation." " Ma'am?" " Ma'am?" "Is this an investigation?" "I thought this was a gas leak?" "Investigation of a gas leak." "And shut up!" "I'm a police officer, I want this crime scene secured." "It's not a crime scene..." " Shut up!" "Got you!" "Take it easy, alright." "You said investigation" " No!" "You take it easy." "Or I'll shoot you!" " You're not shooting anybody." "I'll shoot you in the Lorax!" "That's not a thing, officer." " It's a children's book." "You sussing me boy?" "You sussing me?" "I am a police officer of the law." "I don't think you are." "Officer George Clooney from the 69th precinct." "Don't make me use this." " I won't." "Let it go." " We've been compromised!" "Ride like the wind." "Hey, sloucher jerk!" "I'm okay, I'm okay." "You have the right to remain silent." "Not in the face." "Hugo." "Hugo." "Hey, Hugo." "Hugo." "Hugo." "Hey!" "Here's Hugo's camera." "If we go now, we can still make the science fair!" "The fair was yesterday." "Hugo missed it." "No!" "He told me Sunday at 1!" "Today is Monday." "You're too late." "No, it's never too late!" " This time it is." "24 hours late to be exact." "Thanks for the camera." "All I wanted to do was impress her." "Instead, I was humiliated." " I am sorry, honey." "You want me to walk you in?" " No, I don't." "You can't live your life afraid something bad will happen, because then, you've really never lived." "Where did you hear that?" " Uncle Maximo." "Hi, Arden." " Hugo." "I'm so glad to see you." "You are?" " Yeah." " I thought you were mad at me." "No." "My grandma and I know you did nothing wrong." "Good." "I was worried that your grandma would be up in arms about us being friends." "Get it?" "Up in arms." "Up in arms." "Get it?" "Hugo, that's not funny." "That's just offensive." "I didn't mean it like that." " I'm joking." "I'm funny too, you know." " Wow, you are funny!" "I got your letter." " My letter?" "No one's ever written me an actual on real paper before." "Really?" " And my answer is yes." "Well, that's great!" "To what question again, I'm sorry..." "I'd love to launch the weather balloon with you, silly." "Yeah, right, my weather balloon." "I forgot about that." "How could I forget about that." "Can I see that for a sec." "I just want to see if I got all my punctuations right." "Is that okay." " As long as you give it back." " Thank you." ""Dearest Arden," "I am sorry if I caused you any pain." "It was the last thing I wanted to do." "You are more important to me than you know." "Two, one..." "Yes go!" "I always wished we could be friends." " There it goes." "But, you don't get what you wish for, you get what you work for." "Sometimes love can be scary." "Alright, moment of truth, here we go." "I think..." "Sometimes love can be surprising." "Is this happening?" " I think so." "Sometimes we hurt the ones we love." "No!" " What the hell is that?" " I didn't know man." "But, it's never too late to make it right." "Our time on earth is short." "But, love is forever." "You make me want to be a better fifth grader." "Would you please join me in launching my weather balloon?" "Yours, Hugo."" "Oh, Sara." " You didn't get the house in Pasadena, they went with someone..." " Let me guess, more experienced." "Yeah." " Well, you know what I think?" "Good..." " Can I finish?" "I think that I deserve a shot at my own house." "And if I'm not given my due," "I not afraid to go somewhere else where I am appreciated." "Okay." "Have you finished?" " No, I am not." "A lesser woman would have given up already, ten years of drawing plans." "But, I am strong, I am determined." "And I know that I will find my dream job someday." "Yes, you will." " Yes, I will." " And that day is today." "What?" "Okay, Hugo." "What do you think?" "Glasses on or glasses off?" "You look pretty either way, mommy." "Baby, it's a big day today." "Mommy's a little nervous." "Well, at least your nose isn't sweating." " Well, it's a good thing." "Wow!" "A helicopter!" "Oh my Goodness!" "Okay..." "You wait here and I will be... right back." "Mommy..." " Yeah?" "I am proud of you." "Mommy's gonna build a house." " Yes!" "Mrs. Dupont." "It is so nice to meet you." "Thank you." "Thank you for this opportunity" "I promise that you wont regret it." "I certainly hope not." "You come very highly recommended." "By who?" "Maximo?" " Wow!" "You didn't think I'd be selling frozen yogurt all my life, did you?" "I usually don't put much stock in what my man candy says, but he showed me your designs and I loved them." "You did?" "Thank you." " Uncle Maximo." "Uncle Maximo." " Hey!" "Hugo!" " That's my son." " I missed you so much." "Missed you too." "Nice blazer, Uncle Maximo." "Professor Rojas, when she's around." "Such a great view." "I'm so glad I am rich." " Yeah, me too." "Must be nice." " Hey, don't go too far." "Or I'll put you in detention." "Have I been a bad girl?" "Well, I guess Papa was wrong." "Sometimes you do get what you wish for." " Are you kidding?" "This woman's a lot of work." " Ay dios mio." "Hugo, wanna go for a ride?" "I don't know if momma will let me." " You know what?" "I think professor Rojas has earned another chance." "Yes!" " That's my older sister." "Stop it!" "I am your baby sister!" "Yeah, but you look older." "Honestly." "What can I tell you?" "It's true." " Come here, come here." "Come here." "Thank you." "Thank you!" "You helped me make my dream come true." "You earned it." "You're so talented." "I love you." "I love you." "Okay, Hugo, let's go." "Mommy's got work to do." "Don't call him "Jugo." His name is Hugo!" "Same thing." " He's not a juice." "Up you go." "Come on, co pilot." "I want the house to be beautiful." " Me too." "But eerie." "Sleek." "Seaside." "Fever dream." "You took the words right out of my mouth." "Let's fly." "Bye." "I didn't know you could fly a helicopter." "Of course." "All rich people fly helicopters." "Can I drive?" " I don't see why not." "Yes!" "No!" "No!" "I thought we were in trouble there." " You got it." "Hello?" " Who's that?" "It's your mommy." "She wants us to come back now." "Come on." "Show me your sexy." "Camera 1..." "Squeeze your body." "You look like Chaplin." "You know who Chaplin is?" " No." "Unhand me, sir." "Do you want me to see if the manager's here." "She does all hiring." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Hello." "I am the manager." "Hey, guys." "Latin lover." " Latin lover." "Corrected by suadnovic"