"GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY HAND." "DO I HAVE TO CALL SECURITY?" "HEY, LOOK, GIRL," "BEFORE YOU HAVE ME TOSSED IN THE CLINK," "YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT." "UNCLE PHIL'S FLOOR SEATS TO THE LAKERS." "SO, WHAT'S UP?" "I'LL PICK YOU UP 6:00, 6:15?" "WILL, I APPRECIATE YOUR ASKING," "ESPECIALLY THREE HOURS BEFORE GAME TIME," "BUT I'M KIND OF DATING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW." "YOU DATING SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW?" "WELL, HOW COME I'M THE LAST TO KNOW?" "I HAVE MY REASONS." "OH, HA HA." "OH, I GET IT." "I GET IT." "I GET IT." "YOU EMBARRASSED." "DUDE'S PROBABLY SOME SNAGGLE-TOOTHED," "PIE-FACED, SNAUSAGE-LIPPED, HUNCHBACK" "IT'S HANK FARLEY." "HEISMAN TROPHY-WINNING FOOL." "TONIGHT'S HANK'S 21st BIRTHDAY PARTY." "JACKIE, COME ON, GIRL." "NOW, YOU KNOW THAT HANK FARLEY IS NOT YOUR TYPE." "YOU STRIP AWAY THE SHOULDER PADS," "MUSCLES, AND DIMPLES, AND WHAT YOU GOT?" "YOU." "* NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW *" "* MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED" "* TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN" "* AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE *" "* JUST SIT RIGHT THERE" "* I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE *" "* OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR" "* IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED *" "* ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS *" "* CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', RELAXING ALL COOL *" "* AND ALL SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL *" "* OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL" "* WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD *" "* STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD *" "* I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT *" "* AND MY MOM GOT SCARED" "* AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE *" "* AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR" "* I WHISTLED FOR A CAB" "* AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR" "* THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH *" "* AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR *" "* IF ANYTHING, I CAN SAY" "* THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE" "* BUT I THOUGHT, NAH, FORGET IT *" "* YO, HOMES, TO BEL-AIR" "* I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT 7:00 OR 8:00 *" "* AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY *" "* YO, HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER *" "* I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE *" "* TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR **" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY." "GOING TO THE LAKERS GAME, HUH, WILL?" "WELL, NO, BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS." "UNCLE PHIL, I'M GOING TO A PARTY." "ASK HIM IF HE GOT ANY 7s, HIL." "GOT ANY 7s, DADDY?" "AH, MISS ASHLEY." "READY FOR YOUR BIG DATE?" "NOT REALLY." "WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?" "YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS" "WHEN YOU JUST DON'T FEEL PRETTY?" "NO." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "ROBERT'S DUE AT HERE 8:00," "AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH MY HAIR." "NOTHING LOOKS GOOD ON ME," "AND I FEEL FAT." "OH, ASHLEY, YOU LOOK ADORABLE." "OH, THAT'S REAL COMFORTING, COMING FROM MY FATHER." "THAT'S IT." "I'M NOT GOING." "ASHLEY, WAIT." "LOOK, YOUR DATE WON'T BE HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR." "LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND I'LL GIVE YOU" "SOME HILARY BANKS BEAUTY TIPS." "TRUST ME." "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE FEELING." "YOU MEAN YOU'VE HAD NIGHTS" "WHERE YOU FELT FAT AND UGLY?" "OK, SO I DON'T KNOW" "EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE FEELING." "YOU KNOW, SO WHEN I WAS AT NOTRE DAME, RIGHT," "THEY PUT ME IN THE LAST PLAY OF THE LAST GAME, RIGHT." "OF COURSE, WHEN HOLLYWOOD GOT AHOLD OF MY STORY," "THEY MADE IT A WHITE DUDE, RIGHT." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANYWAY?" "NEVER MIND." "I THINK I'LL GO HAVE SOME CHIPS." "I'M FEELING CHIPPY." "EXCUSE ME." "EXCUSE ME." "WILL!" "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!" "HEY, JACKIE!" "I DIDN'T SEE YOU STANDING IN FRONT OF THE DIP." "IS THIS GUY A FRIEND OF YOURS?" "WHO WANTS TO KNOW?" "Crowd:" "HANK!" "HANK!" "HANK!" "HANK!" "HANK!" "HANK!" "HANK!" "HANK!" "AND YOU ARE?" "WHERE'S HANK?" "!" "IF THAT WAS A SORORITY OUT THERE," "THEY WOULD KNOW WHAT MY NAME WAS." "YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER, I WAS WONDERING." "WAS THAT THE OHIO STATE GAME" "WHERE YOU FUMBLED THREE TIMES?" "HA, YEAH." "WELL, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO PLAY" "WITH A BROKEN HAND." "WELL, I PLAYED BASKETBALL ONCE WITHOUT A LEG." "THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOUR JOKES ARE SO LAME." "NOW, WAS THAT YOUR CALL," "OR DID THE COACH SEND THAT IN?" "HEY, THE TESTOSTERONE IS STARTING" "TO REACH A DANGEROUS LEVEL." "CARLTON, YOU WANT TO DANCE?" "YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?" "REALLY?" "I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS" "A CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US--I MEAN," "EVER SINCE THE FIRST DAY WE MET." "THERE WAS THAT INDESCRIBABLE" "SOMETHING THAT" "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?" "DADDY, I HOPE YOU'RE SITTING DOWN." "OH." "WELL, WE ALL KNEW THAT ASHLEY WAS, WELL, CUTE," "BUT WITH MY HELP," "SHE HAS TURNED INTO AN ABSOLUTE KNOCKOUT." "SO IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO PRESENT..." "THE NEW ASHLEY BANKS!" "WELL, ISN'T SHE THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE" "YOU'VE EVER SEEN?" "WELL, HONEY..." "SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU." "I KNOW." "ISN'T IT GREAT?" "I CAN'T WAIT FOR MOM TO SEE HER." "WHEN'S SHE COMING HOME?" "WELL, I'M NOT SURE." "SHE'S BOWLING NEXT DOOR AT THE SPELLINGS." "ASHLEY, SWEETHEART," "ARE YOU COMFORTABLE DRESSED LIKE THIS?" "WELL, DADDY, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO" "WHAT ROBERT THINKS" "ASHLEY, AREN'T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING?" "HA AH!" "I AM SO PROUD." "DON'T MOVE." "I NEED A PICTURE OF THIS." "I'LL GO GET MY CAMERA." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "WELL, ASHLEY," "YOU LOOK VERY NICE." "NICE?" "I LOOK LIKE HONEY, I SHRUNK THE HILARY." "SWEETHEART, IF YOU DON'T LIKE" "WHAT HILARY DID TO YOU," "WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER SO?" "I CAN'T." "IT WOULD HURT HER FEELINGS." "THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO." "HELLO, ROBERT?" "LISTEN, I CAN'T GO." "I GOT STUCK BABYSITTING MY LITTLE BROTHER." "YEAH, ME, TOO." "WELL, BYE." "OK, SAY, "CHARGE IT."" "HILARY, ROBERT CANCELED ON ME." "AND AFTER ALL YOUR HARD WORK." "OH, THAT'S AWFUL." "BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE" "YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN DUMPED," "BUT YOU LOOK MARVELOUS." "ASHLEY," "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO LIE LIKE THAT?" "MOM TAUGHT ME." "POOR JACKIE, MAN." "STUCK OVER THERE WITH THAT CLOWN." "SHE GOT TO BE MISERABLE." "WHOO!" "GO, HANK!" "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "WHAT WOULD IT TAKE" "FOR ME TO GET A WOMAN TO MAKE THAT NOISE?" "PROBABLY CASH." "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I CAN'T STAND TO SEE HER SUFFER LIKE THIS." "EXCUSE ME." "EXCUSE ME." "MONTANA." "MONTANA." "HERE'S HOW WE DO THIS IN A HEP CITY." "YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN?" "WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?" "HANK, LET ME DANCE WITH HIM" "THIS ONE TIME, ALL RIGHT?" "WHATEVER YOU SAY, BABY." "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE A STEROID BREAK?" "GIRL, I'M SURE GLAD" "WE GOT RID OF THAT NUT." "YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH YOUR LEGS," "BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU ARE WITH YOUR ARMS." "WHAT?" "ARM WRESTLING?" "YEAH, THAT'S A BOY'S GAME." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "STEP UP..." "TO A MAN'S GAME." "MATT!" "LOOK, IF THIS IS OVER ME," "YOU CAN JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?" "." "THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, BABY." "IT'S A MAN THING." "EXCUSE ME." "ALL RIGHT, LIGHTWEIGHT." "BOTTOMS UP." "FREEZE!" "WILL, WHAT THE HECK" "DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "YOU CAN'T DRINK." "WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDERAGE." "IT'S AGAINST THE LAW, MISTER." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MacGRUFF THE CRIME DOG," "BUT THIS IS THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE." "IT'S CHUMP OR BE CHUMPED." "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING." "A TOAST..." "TO MY WORTHY OPPONENT." "IN THE WORDS OF PUBLIC ENEMY..." "BRING THE NOISE!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "[HOARSE VOICE] SMOOTH." "ALL RIGHT!" "ALL RIGHT!" "[CHEERING]" "OHH!" "OHH!" "BOO!" "STOP IT!" "THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND." "WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, MAN?" "I ONLY HAD..." "TWO." "LOOK, YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH." "COME ON, GET UP." "THERE." "YOU HAPPY?" "WILL." "HEY, LOOK, LOOK." "LISTEN, MAN, LISTEN." "I'M NOT STOPPING UNTIL HE DOES." "SO SHH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "YOU GOT IT!" "YOU GOT IT!" "[CHEERING]" "BANZAI!" "FEED US, SASQUATCH." "LOOK, I'VE HAD ABOUT ALL I CAN TAKE OF THIS DAMN THING." "CARLTON, WOULD YOU TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE?" "JACKIE." "YEAH, CARLTON," "HAVE THE VALET BRING AROUND YOUR BIG WHEEL." "HEE HEE HEE!" "I'M ASHAMED OF YOU." "LOOK, I'M GONNA GO TAKE JACKIE HOME." "WAIT HERE TILL I GET BACK." "AND YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION" "TO DRIVE, MISTER." "AS A MATTER OF FACT, GIVE ME YOUR KEYS." "HEY, HEY, WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, MAN?" "I CAN KEEP MY OWN CAR KEYS, YOU UNDERSTAND?" "I'M RESPONSIBLE." "DID YOU-- I HAD A PUPPY?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?" "I DON'T KNOW." "GIVE ME THOSE KEYS." "HEE HEE HEE!" "UH-UH-UH!" "THAT AIN'T IT." "JUST WAIT HERE." "I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU." "I HOPE YOU GOIN' TO HAVE FUN" "DRIVIN' MY GYM LOCKER." "YOU HAPPY, CHUMP?" "JACKIE LEFT." "OH, MAN, THAT'S REALLY-- THAT'S A SHAME." "THAT'S A SHAME." "'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA MISS MY TRIBUTE TO YOU." "EXCUSE ME." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..." "I'D LIKE TO MAKE A ROAST TO..." "MR. STANK BARLEY." "NOW, LISTEN, LISTEN." "THIS MAN..." "IS AN ALL-AMERICAN." "WHICH DON'T REALLY MATTER 'CAUSE WE ALL AMERICANS." "HEE HEE HEE." "NO, BUT SERIOUSLY," "SPANKY HAS GOT SOME MOVES," "BUT HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO POINTS ON THE SCOREBOARD" "WITH MY GIRL JACKIE," "'CAUSE SHE CAN SEE THROUGH A CHUMP LIKE YOU" "A MILE AWAY." "BOTH OF YOU." "YOU JOCK-ITCHIN'," "WIDE-RECEIVIN'," "LOVE-TO-TAKE-THE-SNAP PUNK!" "AH HA HA HA!" "HAPPY KWANZAA." "DRINK!" "[CRASH]" "AW, LOOK AT THAT." "I THINK HE'S DEAD." "AND YOU KNOW WHERE DEAD PEOPLE GO." "HEY, KID." "UH..." "GET UP." "WHAT'S THAT, JACKIE?" "YOU GOT AN EVEN SMALLER BATHING SUIT?" "ALL RIGHT, SLEEPY, LET'S GO." "NAP TIME'S OVER." "OOH, MAN." "I FEEL LIKE DEATH." "WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE." "HA HA HA HA HA!" "OH, MAN." "WHAT THE" "YO!" "ARE YOU THE CARETAKER HERE?" "UH, NO." "I'M MORE LIKE A TENANT." "HEY, DO YOU PLAY POKER?" "WE NEED A FOURTH." "A FOURTH?" "THERE'S ONLY TWO OF US." "NOW THERE'S FOUR." "HEH HEH HEH HEH." "MAKE IT THREE." "[WHIMPERING]" "Y'ALL ARE DEAD, AREN'T YOU?" ""DEAD" IS SO POLITICALLY INCORRECT." "WE PREFER THE TERM "LIVING IMPAIRED."" "IT'S MUCH NICER." "I CAN LIVE WITH THAT." "AM--AM I DEAD?" "WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT." "TAKE THE WALL TEST." "AH HA HA HA!" "THE LIVING GUYS ALWAYS FALL FOR THAT." "COME ON, SIT DOWN." "SMOKE?" "NO, I DON'T SMOKE." "YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER, MAN." "I JUST GAVE A HEALTH TIP TO A DEAD GUY." "[SNIFF]" "SOMEBODY'S BEEN HITTING THE VINO." "OH, IT'S TEQUILA." "I WAS JUST GOING SHOT FOR SHOT" "WITH THIS FOOTBALL CLOWN." "OH, DRINKING CONTESTS ARE NOWHERESVILLE." "YOU WANT TO PROVE YOU'RE A REAL MAN," "YOU PLAY CHICKEN." "TWO GUYS DRIVE TOWARDS A CLIFF." "FIRST ONE THAT STOPS LOSES." "THAT'S HOW I GOT HERE." "I WON." "I'M SORRY." "LET'S REVIEW HERE." "YOU WENT FLYING OFF A CLIFF." "THE GUY WHO DIDN'T" "IS PROBABLY LAYING UP UNDER YOUR WOMAN RIGHT NOW," "AND YOU'RE STUCK HERE" "PLAYING ETERNAL POKER WITH NO CHIPS." "NICE GOING, BUDDY." "HEY, THEY CALLED ME YELLOW!" "OH, PLEASE, REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE." "IT'S KIDS LIKE YOU" "THAT MAKE ME GLAD I NEVER HAD CHILDREN." "SO YOU WERE MARRIED?" "YES, BUT I WAS SO FOCUSED ON MY CAREER" "THAT MY HUSBAND LEFT ME..." "I THINK." "I ACTUALLY NEVER DID HAVE TIME" "TO READ THAT NOTE." "SO WHAT DID YOU DO?" "I WAS IN PUBLISHING." "WORKED WITH THE NUMBER-ONE AUTHOR." "IT'S VERY COMPETITIVE," "BUT I PUSHED AND PUSHED" "UNTIL I MADE IT TO THE TOP." "MMM!" "I LIKED BEING ON TOP." "I WAS A REAL WINNER." "IS WINNING REALLY WORTH GOING TO AN EARLY GRAVE?" "HEY, YOU BET IT IS." "YEAH, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE BEST." "YOU KNOW, I NEVER EVEN SAT DOWN BETWEEN ROUNDS." "YEAH, I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET BACK IN THERE" "AND SLUG IT OUT." "LET ME GUESS." "YOU DIED IN THE RING." "NO." "DURING THE POSTFIGHT INTERVIEW." "THE DOCTOR SAID THE NEXT PUNCH COULD KILL ME." "A LUCKY GUESS." "YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND ME SAYING," "YOU ALL DIED FOR SOME REALLY DUMB REASONS." "NOW, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG." "WE MAY HAVE PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE," "BUT AT LEAST WE HAD EVERYONE'S RESPECT." "YES, THEIR LAST RESPECTS." "[BANGING]" "OH, NOT AGAIN." "[SIGH]" "YO, BILLY!" "GO BACK TO YOUR PLOT!" "THAT DAMN KID WON'T STAY BURIED." "I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH HIM." "WOULD YOU MIND?" "OH..." "YEAH." "SURE--SURE." "OH." "HEH HEH." "HEY, BILLY?" "WHO WANTS TO KNOW?" "OH, MY NAME'S WILL SMITH." "CAN YOU CATCH?" "OH, YEAH." "COME ON, THROW." "LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT." "OHH!" "THAT'S SOME ARM YOU GOT, KID." "I KNOW." "I WAS GONNA PLAY SHORTSTOP FOR THE DODGERS." "HEY, MAYBE YOU STILL WILL ONE DAY." "BILLY..." "HOW DID YOU DIE?" "I WAS PLAYING BALL ON THE SIDEWALK." "THIS CAR..." "JUMPED THE CURB, TOOK ME OUT." "THE DRIVER WAS DRUNK." "COME ON." "LET'S PLAY." "NO." "UH, NO, UM..." "I'M NOT FEELING SO GOOD, BILLY." "I-I'M GONNA JUST CHILL A MINUTE." "WILL!" "WILL!" "WILL!" "HEY, WILL!" "[GROANING]" "HEY..." "UNCLE PHIL!" "HEY, MAN." "UHH, HEY, HEY." "HEY." "YOU'RE LITTLE." "DON'T WORRY, ASH." "THERE ARE PLENTY OF MEN IN THE SEA." "YOU MEAN FISH IN THE SEA." "NO, I MEAN MEN." "FISH DON'T OWN YACHTS." "LOOK, ASHLEY," "ROBERT WAS A JERK FOR STANDING YOU UP," "BUT HE'S GONNA BE SORRY HE EVER DID." "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" "BECAUSE STARTING TOMORROW," "NOT ONLY AM I GONNA DO YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP," "BUT I'M GETTING YOU A MANICURE," "PEDICURE, AND MUD BATH." "PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK WE'RE TWINS." "HILARY..." "ROBERT DIDN'T STAND ME UP." "I CANCELED OUR DATE." "WHY?" "LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOUR TRYING TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME," "BUT IT JUST ISN'T ME." "I MEAN, I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE" "HAVING ROBERT SEE ME LIKE THAT." "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD." "ASHLEY..." "YOU'RE MY BABY SISTER, AND I LOVE YOU." "THERE'S CERTAINLY NOTHING WRONG" "WITH YOU WANTING TO LOOK JUST THE WAY YOU ARE." "YOU'RE JUST NOT GONNA DO THE VOLUME I DO." "MISS ASHLEY," "A YOUNG MAN TO SEE YOU." "ROBERT!" "OH, MY GOD, I LOOK TERRIBLE." "STOP!" "I THOUGHT I COULD HELP YOU BABYSIT." "THIS IS EMBARRASSING." "I'M NOT REALLY BABYSITTING." "YOU'RE NOT?" "THEN WHY'D YOU TELL ME THAT YOU" "LOOK, IT'S A LONG STORY." "TELL ME ABOUT IT OVER SOME..." "FROZEN YOGURT?" "REALLY?" "LET'S GO." "WELL, MISS HILARY, I GUESS BEAUTY'S" "IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER." "YEAH, RIGHT." "OH, MAN." "HOW COULD I MAKE SUCH A MESS OF THIS STUFF?" "WELL, NOT ROLLING DOWN THE WINDOW" "BEFORE YOU RALPHED IN THE VOLVO" "WAS A GOOD START." "LOOK, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BOTHER" "COMPETING WITH A GUY LIKE THAT?" "THE DUDE WAS TRYING TO PLAY ME, MAN." "WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED DO?" "YOU COULD'VE WALKED AWAY." "[SIGH]" "TH--I KNOW." "YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE..." "I WAS WATCHING MYSELF BEING STUPID," "BUT I COULDN'T DO NOTHING ABOUT IT." "WHEW." "THAT MUST BE WHAT CHEVY CHASE FELT LIKE." "I CAN RELATE." "REMEMBER LAST CHRISTMAS" "WHEN I HAD THAT SECOND SLICE OF RUM CAKE?" "THE NEXT THING I KNEW," "I WAS UP ON THE KITCHEN TABLE" "WITH A LAMPSHADE ON MY HEAD SINGING SHOW TUNES." "TRUST ME, I LEARNED MY LESSON, MAN." "I AIN'T NEVER DRINKING AGAIN." "COME ON, WILL." "I MEAN, IT'S A MATTER OF BEING RESPONSIBLE" "AND KNOWING YOUR LIMITS." "[SIGH]" "YOU KNOW, I ALMOST GOT IN MY CAR" "AND DROVE HOME TONIGHT." "WELL, LET'S JUST BE GLAD YOU DIDN'T." "WELL, I GOT A LOT ACCOMPLISHED TODAY, HUH?" "I LOST JACKIE," "I LOST MY SELF-RESPECT," "I LOST MY DINNER." "I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' LEFT." "[RETCHES]" "WRONG AGAIN." "UNH..." "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE" "UM." "I'M--I'M SORRY, GUYS," "BUT I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER MY NEXT LINE." "[LAUGHTER]" "NO, I REALLY DON'T." "IS, UH, WINNING WORTH" "OH, OK." "WE CAN JUST KEEP GOING." "WE CAN KEEP GOING." "WE CAN KEEP GOING, RIGHT?" "WHAT?" "!" "[LAUGHTER]"