"Huh, well if it ain't Mordo and Rigs." "Hey is it VHS fest time again already?" "Yeah dude." "Check out our picks." "Let's see what we've got here!" "Ooh, Great Director." "Ooh, that's a good one." "Pre-exploder was better." "Huh?" "What the heck, man?" "Pan and scan?" "Dude, Letterbox!" "Always!" "Membership card, por favor." "Looks like you have a overdue video." ""The best VHS in the world"." "Out for 2 months?" "What? "The best VHS in the world"?" "Pull over!" "The best VHS in the world!" "Dude, it blows, take it out." "Why did you pick this one anyways?" "Dude, because it called "the best VHS in the world"!" "Plus it made of gold plastic." "Next." "Look, you guys endue return the tape and pay the late fee." "But we can't afford the late fee!" "Yeah, and what if we can't find it?" "Then you leave me no choice." "STOP!" "Why should I?" "All we have is a VCR, and you're the only place in town that still rents tapes!" "Ooh yeah, all those other places upgraded to DVD." "Dude, we'll find it." "I think I remember where is it suddenly." "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!" "Fine, but it's all because you do appreciate to previous video formats." "Get it back to me ASAP, and I won't cancel your membership." "I'll even waive the fee." "You won't regret this." "I bet not!" "Or you'll never rent a tape here ever again!" "Didn't you throw it over there?" "Errr!" "I don't see it." "It got to be around here somewhere." "Check the VCR." "Nothing!" "Oooooo!" "Beson probably put it in our room." "Oh man!" "Do you have any idea where it could be?" "No." "I can't even find my bed." "There are just too much junk everywhere." "Maybe it's in the empty pizza box." "Ahh, there's my bunchy pants!" "Ahhh, but no VHS..." "I know what we have to do." " Escape town?" " Clean the room." "That's the worst." "You're the worst!" "I rather just pay for the stupid tape." "That's not a bad idea." "Movie shack hub." "It's Mordecai." "Dude, the game has changed, I need that tape back by 9." "My manager is doing inventory after we closed." "And he'll call the collection agency if he finds out it's missing." "What would the cost just replace the tape?" "You're not gonna like it." "Dude, just tell me!" "ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS." "A thousand dollars?" "!" "It's a rare out of print VHS." "A piece of film history." "It's a "piss" alright." "Just find it by tonight." "I heard those guys break thumbs." "What did he say?" "We'd return the video, pay a thousand dollars, or have our thumbs broken." "We don't have that kind of money!" "And I really enjoy my thumbs!" "Dude, dude, chill." "How we can find a tape in here, 'coz you just panic make a bigger mess?" "Give me one better idea than panicking." "We're gonna buckle down and emphatically clean this room until we find that tape." "Err, fine, we'll do this " the right way" or whatever." " Wow, I remember this." " Or I guess that's it." "There's no other place it could be, we only have few hours left." "Now what?" "What about somebody in the house borrowed it?" "Dude, yeah!" "Let's separate and ask everybody!" "Dude, where're the balls?" "You suppose to bring them!" "Or where is your racket?" "I'm not talking about rackets!" "I'm talking about balls!" " But badminton doesn't have balls!" " What?" "!" "I'm not playing a game that doesn't have balls in it!" "Dude, dude, shut up and listen!" "Did you ever borrow "The best VHS in the world" from me and Rigby?" "No way, loser!" "Errrrr, thanks for nothing!" "You're welcome for nothing!" "Hmmm... now where did I put my winter hats?" "Pops, did you borrow "The best VHS in the world" from us?" "VH... who?" "Never mind." "No, I haven't seen your dumb movie, I have my own problems." "Like the extension cord of the drill I can't find." "And the stupid ventilation system that rattles all the time!" "I think we may have rats." "Oh great." "Hey, has any you guys seem my bass amp anywhere?" "No, did you borrow " The best VHS in the world"?" "No, that movie is terrible." "Alright, let's regrew." "Oh what?" "!" "Rigby, you messed up everything!" "Dude, it wasn't me!" "Yeah right." "What does that mean?" "It means I don't believe you." "I said I didn't do anything!" "Dude, that's it!" "This is all your fault, it was your idea that rent "The best VHS in the world"!" "Did you say "The best VHS in the world"?" "Yeah...." "That's my favorite movie." "Dude, that's ours, we have to take it back to the video store." "We need that tape!" "No!" "No!" "Stop him!" "There he is!" "Come on, Mordecai!" "Keep going!" "I'm gonna need bigger mouse traps." "Oh man!" "Where the tape goes, we go!" " Huh?" "Muscle Man's badminton racket?" " Pops' winter hat." "Huh!" "There it is!" "It's not in the box." "Nothing, man." "Get out of my lair!" "Show yourself!" "Give us back the tape!" "I'll never give you "The best VHS in the world"!" "It's my favorite!" "Dude, it's not even yours, give it back!" "You don't deserve it, I saw you throw it away!" " That's only because it's horrible." " We still want it back." "Bless me!" "I'll prove to you it isn't lame." "Check out the desk." "That's right." "I'm a published author, and I think it's awesome!" "Dude, you just stable this together yourself." "Nobody is going to read your lame fanfic man." "We're ganging readership." "Whatever, I bet this is the only copy." "But..." "look at all these art I painted and sparked by." "This one is me and "The best VHS in the world"." "This is me, pointing at it." "And here is one of it in what I think Hawaii looks like." "Well, what do you think?" "Maybe take some live drawing classes?" "I don't care what you have to say." "Dude, not again." "We got to find the light switch." "Art... is subjective, you know." "You don't come into my lair, and suck my art and my favorite VHS... and live!" "Now, die!" "Die!" "Die!" "Die!" "Die...?" "Dude, it's over, give us the tape!" "Yeah." "Nooo!" "Dude, look at yourself," "You're going crazy over that tape, and it's not even any good." "No!" "You're wrong!" "It is good!" "This tape is everything to me." "And never I can't have it, no one can!" " No!" " You can't do that!" "If we don't return that tape, we'll lose our video store membership" "Video store?" "Ye... yeah, yeah!" "It's a magic place filled with videos, and there are all better than that one." "What?" "!" "Have you read the title?" "Dude, they just put it on the lame video to get people to rent it." "Silence!" "I won't let you guys trick me." "I know you really love that tape." "We love tapes, too." "We've seem hundreds of them, and that one is the worst." "So... everything I know is a lie?" "There is a whole world of VHS tapes out there for you to see." "Haven't you ever wondered what's like outside of your cave?" "It's true..." "There are times when I've wondered what other tapes my hold." "Dude, if you give us the tape, we can show you." "I... could experience the outside world, where dogs drive cars, and UFOs pepper the skies." "UFOs totally pepper the skies." "and will you please just give us the tape?" "Well, old friend, we had a good run." "It's time you go back where you came from." "And me... well..." "Don't you worry about old Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow." "Thanks returning the video on breath." "Here is your card back." "And here is one for you, dude." "What is this?" "It's a membership card, man." "With that, you can rent any video you want." "So, what do you want to rent, dude?" "I would like "The best VHS in the world"."