"Did you get a good look|up there?" "Uh...what?" "You were checking out|my ass." "Uh..." "I wasn't" "You're in|my econ class, right?" "I'm going to tell everyone|what a creep you are." "No." "Dick." "No." "No." "What the heck|is wrong with you?" "Aah!" "Dickhead!" "[Cell phone rings]" "Well, what's up,|dickface?" "Look, I'm headed|into econ class." "I'm telling you, blow it|off, you big nerd." "Spend the afternoon|with me and Lori." "Lori is my mom, dude,|and i can't miss econ again," "It's the only professor|i have the takes attendance." "Dude, stop calling|my mom Lori." "Relax.|" "I'm almost there." "She's single.|" "I'm allowed." "That's my mom." "What?" "We're|in college now." "I am now officially|one year older" "Than she was|when she birthed you." "You don't call adults you've|known your entire life" "By their first name." "It's that lack|of sophistication" "That's keeping you from|getting laid, Brandon." "Look, dude, I'm headed|into econ class now." "Just go get the booze and|don't talk to Lor--To my mom." "Please, Anthony, I'm asking,|just focus, man." "We need to get the booze|for tonight's party." "Okay, I'm here." "I will tell Lori|you said hello." "Ass." "I'll|talk to you later." "Later." "[Knock knock knock]" "Hey, lo" "Hi, Anthony." "Mrs. Murphy." "Where's Brandon?" "Brandon|is at econ class," "And he wanted me" "To pick up a few things|in the garage." "Yeah, come in." "Okay." "Cool." "So how's your mom?" "|" "I heard what happened." "Is she all right?" "Oh, yeah, yeah.|" "She's fine." "She's cool." "She just moved into|a new place." "And she's just enjoying|her new freedom." "I bet." "Well, I'm going to be|seeing holly tonight." "She just needs to get over|that loneliness." "That's all." "Yeah." "You know where|the garage is." "I'm taking off,|" "Mrs. Murphy." "[Gasp]" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "My towel!" "Um, Mrs. Murphy... where is he?" "The party started|ages ago." "I don't know." "He should|be back by now, though." "This sucks." "We can't dominate|this game properly" "With three of us." "Yeah, well, if we had beer," "We could gain access|to the party." "If we gain access|to the party," "We gain access to|the pussy. [Laughs]" "Hey, contact right!" "|" "Frag out!" "Damn it!" "Oh, come on.|" "Like you guys" "Are going to get|anywhere at the party." "Returning fire!" "Oh!" "Whatever." "Ross and i here read|a book the other day." "Oh, yeah.|" "It was pretty good stuff." "It was called|the mystery method." "We are gonna get laid|tonight, that's for sure." "Hey, skinny in the window.|" "Take 'em out." "To the right." "Mystery method?" "|" "Does that work?" "Contact frag!" "It's pretty|despicable stuff." "Doesn't go|with my game." "Hey, Brandon,|cover my six!" "Aah!" "Oh, damn it!" "Whatever." "Tell you what.|" "All i know is" "It works a hell of a lot|better if they are drunk." "Ha ha ha!" "|" "Take that, newb!" "It's about time,|" "Mr. Slow." "What happened, man?" "I was just" "I just" "Traffic." "Yes!" "You already opened it?" "What's in the box?" "New camera gear." "Cameras?" "That'll be good|" "later on tonight" "When i land a freshman|spinner on my dick." "Whoo!" "Ha ha ha." "No, you'll just break it." "Why didn't you just|get it sent here?" "Because of him." "Brent the douchebag next door|would've taken it." "Okay nerds,|enough tech talk." "Let's go get|our sex on, eh?" "A philosophy major, eh?" "What are you going|to do with that?" "Contemplate for hours" "About what|a shitty idea it was" "To become|a philosophy major?" "Yeah?" "He just broke up with you?" "I'm so sorry|to hear that." "I know.|" "And he's so mean." "You're so sweet|to listen to me." "Oh, thanks." "Randy?" "Erica?" "I'm so glad|i found you!" "I'm so sorry i was|such a jerk earlier." "Can you forgive me?" "Oh, randy." "For, like, seven days.|" "It was so gross." "So anyway i was, like,|in the middle of the jungle," "Like, in Thailand," "And i was, like,|riding an elephant." "I was just, like,|so totally, like," "Scared and nervous, but,|" "like, at the same time" "I was, like, so in awe|of the natural beauty" "And i just|couldn't believe" "It was, like, actually|happening, you know?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Okay." "I'm gonna go." "No luck, huh, buddy?" "Yeah, that kind|of night, i guess." "Well, I'm going to|get a beer." "Nice chatting." "God, why is it|at all these parties," "Everyone just drinks all|the crappy domestic beer?" "How's this?" "That's a good start." "A fool sees not the same tree|that a wise man sees." "Well, okay, there,|" "Mr. Blake." "I'm impressed." "With your choice|in microbrews, that is." "I'm Brandon." "Alex." "So, Alex, you're not from|around here, are you?" "Wow." "Really?" "I'm sorry.|" "That was lame." "No, Brandon, I'm not|from around here." "I'm from across campus." "That's a neat pattern.|" "Wow, look at that." "Oh, thanks.|" "I made it myself." "Really?" "That's awesome." "Hey!" "Nothing but this gay|microbrew crap!" "Where's my bud?" "Bud!" "Must be tough to|" "live life as a cliché." "God." "Yeah." "Uh... you might want to... come on!" "That is such|a weak move." "You can do better|than that." "You know, you might" "So, Brandon," "How did you become|such a connoisseur" "Of beer and generic|pick-Up lines?" "Yeah, yeah." "Uh... i watch a lot|of tits--Titles." "Movies, yeah." "Uh, more books than anything." "A lot of stuff in 'em.|" "It helps." "It helps me." "Oh, cool." "So...do you go|to school here?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, you nailed it.|" "I'm here." "Yeah, I'm an econ major." "Economics." "Same thing." "You know, small word." "It's loud in here." "Yeah." "Wow!" "I was thinking that, too." "'Cause i can't--|" "Did you say some" "I hear you,|but i don't know... are you okay?" "Yeah." "I've got a credit card|in my name." "Of course." "What?" "|" "Huh?" "I said, are you okay?" "Hey, Brando.|" "How's it going?" "Hey, your tit's|hanging out." "Is that what|you were looking at?" "You dog, you.|" "Come on, high five." "No, i wasn't" "Dick!" "You're such an asshole." "God!" "All right, bitches,|party on the roof!" "Whoooo!" "Come one, come all.|" "Single file line, ladies." "Don't push, don't shove,|don't fight much." "Speak forever under." "Whoa-Ho." "Not so fast|there, broski." "We're having a little private|soiree tonight, amigos." "Are you kidding me?" "Well, i can check to see" "If you gentleman|are on the guest list." "Hey, Wyatt!" "Are our favorite|freshman here on the guest list?" "Oh, these knobheads?" "Hell, no." "People are trying|to get laid tonight, guys." "Oh!" "Looks like you guys|aren't on the list." "But you have fun night" "Jerking off|on each other!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "On your way out." "Awesome.|" "That was just perfect." "Hey, guys,|" "I've got an idea." "Why don't we all hang out|together tonight" "And talk about how much|pussy we don't get, yeah?" "Whoa." "Brandon, you|should check this out." "This guy's|going to town." "Oh, really--Oh, look|at that--Going to town." "Whoa-Ho!" "Breaking news." "Loose freshman|with shaved box" "Getting railed|by frat meathead." "Is that big red?" "No, it's a blonde,|a dirty, dirty blonde." "I'm pretty sure she's in|my physics class." "I'm pretty sure" "She's not walking|to class tomorrow." "You know what?" "Screw it." "Let's just hang out|tonight, guys." "We have three bottles|of premium whiskey here," "And we can drink.|" "We can do whatever." "All right, peckerheads." "We need booze." "We hear you faggots|have a stash." "We don't have any." "Jackpot." "You can't take that." "What did you say, taint-Boy?" "Uh... i said" "Aah!" "You know, i would have" "Thrown you boys|in the recycling bin," "But i don't think|they recycle pussy weirdos." "Ha ha ha ha!" "Oh!" "I'm god damned|tired of this shit!" "Fuck." "Let's go to my mom's|guest house." "Hey, guys.|" "I found a burger over here." "Anyone want some?" "Oh, you're disgusting." "Let's go." "It's still warm." "I really hate" "All those stupid guys|at that party." "Silly frat jerks and their|silly little girlfriends." "They don't know a real man|when they see one." "The blonde|in Brent's room" "Seemed to be|enjoying herself." "Shit." "Oh, crap, man.|" "I forgot." "It's ladies night|tonight." "That sounds good." "That's fine." "They're|gonna be going out, right?" "I think so." "Your mom is going to be|showing my mom" "What it's like|to be single again." "This is gonna be awesome." "We're gonna get|so much pussy!" "What are you talking about?" "MILFS!" "Think about it, all right?" "They're probably lonely," "Drinking a little wine," "Talking about|how much men suck," "And that's when|we'll roll in there" "And satisfy their needs.|" "Blblblblblbl." "Man, this is|gonna be amazing." "Hey, standard bet?" "Yeah." "You're not betting|on my mom." "What are you guys|betting on?" "We're betting on who's|going to bag the most MILFS" "By the end of the year." "Yes." "Oh, yeah." "Anthony, i really wish|you would have called." "Mom... what the hell|is going on here?" "Nothing." "Oh, right." "Nothing." "Nice whip." "What is|this, a lezbo sess?" "What?" "You're a lesbian." "No!" "This is my fault." "Mom?" "Nice." "Nice whips." "Boys" "Boys, look... this is a passion party." "No, no, no, no, no.|" "This is awesome." "This is gross." "We can leave." "No." "Anthony,|this is my time." "Mom, you got blue stringy|things on your boobies." "I know, okay?" "I know." "I know this looks bad,|all right?" "I'm not going to lie.|" "But it's not" "Mm-Mmm." "Mm-Mmm.|" "No." "No." "This is sick." "You guys--|" "Oh, Anthony, grow up." "Uh-Uh." "Mm-Mmm." "Anthony!" "Baby, come" "Mm-Mmm." "We're staying|in the guest house." "Dude, that was intense." "I'm so jealous, man." "I just feel dirty." "I just want that|out of my head." "Like, i--Wow." "No." "I saw your mom naked today." "What?" "Cool." "When i went to get|the hootch." "Bush|and everything, huh?" "Shut up, guys." "Shut." "No, he's right." "Bush and everything." "But she shaves,|though, kinda." "It was like a runway.|" "Straight up--Never mind." "This isn't going to make things|weird between us, is it?" "I don't know." "Damn, man." "I'm just finding out|all kinds of weird things" "About my mom today.|" "This is nuts." "Brandon, i will do|anything you want" "To make it up to you.|" "Anything you want." "How do we even get past|something like this?" "I just want you|to forget about it, please." "Just pretend like|it never happened." "Please." "Dude, don't you get it?" "This is going to make things|so weird between us." "It's not gonna seem|" "like anything right now," "But eventually it's just going|to eat at our friendship," "And all I'm going to have left|is Nate and ross." "Hey, come on." "Dude, i will do anything|you want, man." "I will be your|non-Gay servant" "For the rest of the year." "That just seems like|it'll be weird." "Okay, okay, okay, fine." "Just pawn me off|to the wondertwins." "It's for the best.|" "Fair is fair." "It has to happen." "I just need some air, dude." "Don't go.|" "I love you, man." "Hello?" "Hi, Brandon." "Hi, Mrs. Reese." "Mrs. Reese?" "You're a man now,|" "Brandon." "[Gasp]" "And boy,|how you have grown." "Oh, my god." "Ohhh... oh, my god." "Dude." "Yeah." "Amigo." "More tongue.|" "Just like that." "Dude." "I'm right here." "You gotta do that|on your own time." "I wasn't doing|anything, man." "It's cool." "I rub one out|when you're asleep, too." "Oh, god." "Oh... what happened last night?" "You got drunk|and passed out." "That's what you did." "Who drove?" "Uh...ross." "Yeah, he's the only one|who didn't drink." "Thank god, 'cause|we were all shithosed." "It was great." "Buddy, buddy." "Buddy... you and me...|bright spot." "Grubbin'." "My treat." "I'm hungry.|" "Sounds great." "Grubbin'." "Your treat?" "Grubbin'." "I'm stoked." "¶ grubbin' ¶" "I can't find it." "What?" "My wallet|and my phone, dude." "I feel naked|without it." "Well, i don't have mine,|either." "Dude, we have to go|to my mom's house." "What?" "We don't need|to do that." "Why?" "I think i left it there|when i was wasted, man." "I looked|everywhere else." "We can just go back|to the room, man." "I'll grab my wallet." "It's much easier|if we just do that." "No, fuck that." "I need my wallet|and my phone." "Don't think i forgot|about our deal, man." "Buying you breakfast|is just the start." "Besides, even if my mom|doesn't have my wallet," "She always has|a nice spread." "What?" "Wha" "Food, guy." "Breakfast." "You know my mom, man." "She always has|the ripest melons," "Sticky buns." "It's amazing.|" "She always brings it." "Fine, but just|find it quick, please." "I forgot about how much|of a bitch you turn into" "When you're hungry." "Oh!" "Hi, Brandon." "Hi, Mrs. Reese." "Holly." "You've seen me naked.|" "You can call me holly." "No, i didn't" "Yes, you did." "Right." "Yes, ma'am." "There's nothing wrong|with that." "I know." "I know that." "I, uh... i was" "I should go" "I'm just waiting|for Anthony" "So...okay." "You know, maybe i--|" "I'm gonna get going." "That was wrong." "That was nice." "Right." "That was nice." "I just got divorced," "And my hormones|are all over the place." "I'm probably not|very stable right now." "Right." "I understand." "I'm not crazy." "No, no." "I didn't|even think that." "Do you have a phone?" "Uh, yeah, yeah." "You need|to make a call?" "Should i" "I got it." "Okay." "That's called|sexting, right?" "Oh, hey, mom." "Did you get|your rocks off yet" "From a cooter|'cause you're gay now?" "What is wrong with you?" "Sorry, mom." "Wouldn't want to disturb you|from flicking your bead." "Hey, got the keys.|" "Let's roll." "I'm sorry, man." "It's just... i still can't|get over it, man." "It's not normal, right?" "I mean,|she was sitting there" "Just ready to take it|with a whip." "That is weird.|" "Am i right?" "You know|what I'm saying?" "Are you having|a seizure?" "What?" "Stop being such a dick|to your mom." "Dude, easy, all right?" "She was totally lezzing|with your mom, so" "Dude, they're just, you know,|confused or something." "It's the divorce|and everything." "Listen, dr." "Phil," "I don't need the play|by play, all right?" "I'd appreciate it" "God damn it, dude.|" "My phone." "Don't start siding|with my mom, all right?" "Ow!" "Dude, come on.|" "Drive straight." "All right." "All right." "Jesus Christ!" "Dude, people|are going to think" "You're sucking|my dick, dude." "Here, let me get it.|" "I got it." "Grab the wheel." "Dude!" "Come on!" "Grab the wheel!" "|" "What are you doing?" "Come on." "Come on." "Got it." "All right, dude.|" "Give it here." "Oh, my... those are some|nice titties, dude." "Whoop." "Hold up." "Wow." "Look at that ass!" "Oh, my god, i would|" "lick that ass clean!" "Dude, i am an ass man." "It is official." "You like that?" "|" "You like that?" "Uhh!" "How did you get|such a good shot" "Through that hole?" "Uh... i mean, 'cause that|chow monkey Brent" "Does not deserve tail|" "like this." "Yes!" "Yeah.|" "I know, right?" "That's where i got it|just a couple weeks ago." "[Cell phone rings]" "Incoming call." "Give it.|" "Dude, don't." "I got it.|" "You, talk dirty to me." "Who is it?" "Oh, okay." "Excellent." "Multiple women?" "|" "Yeah, we can do that." "Lesbians?" "Absolutely." "Um, send 'em over." "We'll be ready." "Okay." "I'll talk to you soon.|" "Later." "Nate and ross|want us to play wingman" "To their little|" "MILF quest." "I told them|you'd be cool with it." "Oh, my god.|" "Seriously, though?" "That is a hot|" "little number." "Welcome to|the motherlode, boys." "Hello, darling.|" "Can i top you off?" "Reeoowr!" "Hey, you guys sure you don't|want in on this bet?" "Yeah, I'm sure." "I don't know, man." "I don't have a prescription|for Viagra." "These chicks don't want|anything to do with me." "Anyway, i still got to|make up stuff to you." "Why?" "What'd he do,|bang his mom?" "Dude, come on." "Whatever, man." "Let's|just say i screwed up," "And i owe it to Brandon." "Whatever you need, man." "If you need a drink,|it's on me." "Whatever you want, man." "Just how about...|just wingman for ross." "Yeah, come on, man.|" "Let's go." "Hi." "How you doing?" "You're here." "Is that|a tom Collins?" "You sure you don't|want to trade up" "To a newer model?" "Yeah?" "Awesome." "Ooh." "Reeowr." "Run away, little boy." "I dated guys older than you|when i was in high school." "Bye." "All right." "What do these wrinkle dicks|have that we don't?" "Yeah, well,|they have jobs" "And cars|and money." "Money." "I saw you out there|on the dance floor." "Are you going to hurt me?" "Now you say ahh." "Ahh." "Ahh." "Ahh.|" "Ahh." "Cough." "Haven't you ever been|to the doctor?" "Cough." "Cough." "Okay." "You'll do." "Yeah." "All right.|" "Shut up." "I told her, look," "You gotta just swallow|that thing, you know?" "Hey, do you wanna|get out there and dance?" "Do you wanna get out there?" "|" "Like, look at that." "Oh, no, man." "Wingmanning|for ross is impossible." "Guys, guys, guys.|" "I got one!" "Got one." "I think she's a dude." "Guys, guys, guys, guys.|" "Guys, come on." "I need one of you guys" "To drive us home|to her place, okay?" "We've both had too many." "No way." "I'm on vacation." "You know what,|" "I'll drive you guys." "Let's go." "You and Nate|can go back together." "Might be a while,|by the looks of that." "But, yeah." "It'll be fine,|dude." "I'm fine." "You sure?" "Come on." "Stop|wasting time here." "Come on.|" "Just drive us home." "All right." "Good job." "Okay, man.|" "I'm gonna go." "No!" "No, no, no.|" "Don't go, man." "She scares the crap|out of me, all right?" "Real serial killer shit." "Then let's|fucking leave." "No, man." "I'm getting laid." "Awesome!" "Stay here." "You want a cookie,|" "little boy?" "'Cause I'd like|a cock." "Strip." "Strip!" "Jesus Christ!" "Did you know I'm a yogi?" "Mmm." "No, i did not,|but that's awesome." "It's a very spiritual|" "lifestyle." "I'm sure it is." "I take it|very seriously." "So you should." "Like choosing partners|to make love with." "Oh." "Oh!" "Give me|a bigger load!" "[Moaning]" "Spank it!" "|" "Make it squirt!" "I'm squirting." "Make me squirt!" "I'm squirting!" "|" "I'm squirting!" "I'm squirting.|" "I'm squirting." "You like it?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, suck it.|" "Suck it." "Oh, suck it, suck it,|suck it, suck it!" "Oh, Santa Claus|is coming to town." "Santa's gonna be here|riding on his reindeer." "Oh, Santa!" "I love Santa." "You love Santa?" "You kidding me?" "Creamy?" "Could you please|knock off the fucking?" "You're a new one." "Look here, bra," "Every damn night|it's the same routine." "I can't sleep.|" "My girl can't sleep." "The whole damn first|floor tryin' to sleep," "And every night|she's so damn loud" "It sounds like somebody|getting murdered." "[Speaking Spanish]" "Somebody|gots to tell that bitch" "People can't sleep when|you're always fucking." "I'll tell her." "Get down!" "|" "I'm down!" "Bitch, you got|to shut the fuck up." "I'm in love with you.|" "I love you." "I love you." "Oh, my gosh." "Oh, snap!" "Oh, my god." "That was|so fucking intense." "Dude, let's|get out of here." "Mmm, yeah.|" "That feels good." "It feels like|you've got four hands." "Shh." "Just go with it." "Feel the warmth fill you" "As our three energies|become entwined." "Oh, yeah." "Mmm." "What the hell?" "This is Amir, my|yoga master and husband." "Amir." "I am Amir." "Husband?" "You know,|it's getting late." "Look at the time.|" "Maybe i should" "Shh." "Do not lose the|energy of the moment." "This moment is special," "Like every moment." "Look, i really|should be going, you know." "Get out of your hair|and things, you know." "Shh." "You are on a sexual|journey, are you not?" "Well, yeah." "And we are here to|help you on your way." "Oh." "Okay." "Well, how long does|this send-Off take?" "It depends." "Usually four|or five hours." "What?" "Oh, shit!" "[Cell phone buzzes]" "[Buzz]" "[Buzz]" "[Buzz]" "Dude!" "Dude, ross sent|a video of himself" "Getting laid last night." "Yeah, right." "Check this out." "Let me see." "Oh, my god." "He did it.|" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Dude, if i didn't|know ross," "I'd totally|jerk off to this." "But, i mean,|actually if i... i mean, it could work." "That's gross, man." "Aw, come on." "Dude, if you didn't know|either party," "This would|totally be porn." "Oh, and don't think|i forgot" "About your secret lady." "I don't have|a secret lady, dude." "I don't know|what to tell you." "Okay, fine." "Honesty is not the most|important thing to me" "Of best friendship." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Fine." "You remember the other night|at your mom's house?" "Yeah." "This is funny." "Do you remember what|you said to me about" "[Cell phone buzzes]" "Hold on.|" "I got it." "I got to take it." "Mom." "Ahh." "No, i cannot|go to lunch with you." "I have a class." "God." "Do you ever wish" "That we went to school|further away from our moms?" "Sure." "Well, i gotta go|to women's lit" "With Nate and ross." "I still can't believe you|didn't take that class with us." "You two jerkoffs took|the last free spots." "You know that." "Hey, no... you... check you later, man." "Yeah, later." "Okay, it's working." "Testing, 1, 2, 3." "Blblblblbl." "Let's see." "[Girl moaning]" "[Knock on door]" "[Knock knock knock]" "Hello?" "I just came|to apologize." "That was...|my therapist said" "That i should do|something impulsive," "But that was just... weird." "Yeah." "Definitely weird." "Like psycho." "Psycho." "Ee-Ee-Ee-Ee." "So, um...that's it." "Oh, shit!" "|" "Ow!" "I'm so sorry, Mrs. Reese.|" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "No, i was going to have|that done anyway," "So now i don't have to." "Um...you wanna|try that again?" "Oh, sorry.|" "I meant holly." "No, i meant... the kiss?" "Yeah." "Mm-Hmm." "Okay." "Dude, you're such|a liar." "Dude, i totally nailed|that yoga lady" "Three ways to Sunday, okay?" "And it was just her, right?" "There wasn't|anyone else there." "Not like another dude|or anything, okay?" "Just in case you're thinking." "Come on,|what do you want, proof?" "Hell, yes,|i want proof!" "What are you boners|doing here?" "Class was cancelled." "Oh, wicked." "Yeah." "There was|a note on the door." "Lepto-Something.|" "Sounds gross." "Anthony, we need|a ruling, okay?" "Cockface over here|won't give me credit" "For nailing|the yoga lady," "And only the yoga lady,|" "last night." "No video, no credit." "How was i supposed|to get a video?" "I was between two bodies." "Okay, not her husband,|all right?" "You know what?" "|" "Forget about it, okay?" "Look, i lied, okay?" "I lied." "Yeah.|" "I couldn't seal the deal." "Yeah.|" "Nailed her, huh?" "That's right." "With her friend or... okay, all right, look, there|was someone else there," "But it was a girl,|all right?" "Oh, my god." "Her husband got in|on it too, didn't he?" "That's why you're|so damn embarrassed." "You had a devil's|threeway." "Homo." "No, okay?" "There was" "There was|another girl there," "But she had boobs|and not a penis." "She had a vagina, and it|was warm and it was soft." "Stop laughing!" "|" "I am not a homo, okay?" "I did not have|a devil's threeway." "I did not." "Not completely." "I'm going|to give it to him." "Look, he's embarrassed,|the poor sap." "Fine, whatever." "That's|only one, all right?" "You don't get a bonus" "'Cause you had some freaky|dude in there with you." "Shut up, asshole!" "You guys are morons." "I'm going to go to the dorm|and crash." "Later, guys." "All right." "See you,|man." "Rest up." "You're going|to need it." "Why did you|put me down like that?" "Hold on." "Hold on." "I think this will fit." "What--What is that?" "It's a...|it's for your... it'll make you last longer.|" "Hold still." "See?" "It's like|a little inner tube." "Remember when we all went|camping up at lake Hemet?" "You and Anthony had|inner tubes, and we had" "Okay, how about make|a little deal." "I won't call you|" "Mrs. Reese anymore" "If you don't bring up|stories of my childhood" "While you're putting|a cock ring on me." "Deal?" "Okay." "Hey, thanks." "[Moaning]" "Oh, no fucking way." "[Moaning]" "I'm gonna cum.|" "I'm gonna cum." "Don't cum, Brandon.|" "Don't cum." "Don't cum." "Don't cum." "Hold the cum." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh, god." "Oh, no." "Aah!" "Oh, god!" "This is when i need|the morning after pill." "I'll never ask a girl|to do it again." "Wow." "That's great." "So, uh... what now?" "Oh, don't worry." "You don't have to buy|me breakfast afterwards." "I'm just gonna go.|" "And thanks." "All right." "Dude, i think Brent|is melting." "Cool." "He finally set it up." "Okay." "Testing, 1, 2, 3.|" "Blblblblbl." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Brandon, you are the man." "You are the--Whoa." "Whoa." "Brandon, you dog." "My dog." "My dog." "She's hot... and she's blonde." "Hmm, maybe a little privacy." "Okay." "Don't mind me." "I will just be right here." "Okay." "She's know exactly|what she's doing." "Whew." "Whew." "[Speaking gibberish]" "Ooh." "God." "I'm hungry." "Okay." "That is going to require|much more therapy." "I'm going to have to|drink a lot tonight" "If I'm ever going to get|that image out of my brain." "If it's even possible." "But that aside, thank you.|" "It was wonderful." "I haven't felt that way|since i was in college." "Alex." "Oh, Mr. Blake." "The perv poet." "Here to compliment|my scarf again?" "Actually, i came over|here to apologize." "It was inappropriate of me" "To let you|stand there exposed." "I should have|been more tactful" "And controlled|of the situation." "Really?" "And how would|you have done that?" "Something like that." "[Cell phone rings]" "Excuse me." "Anyway, i gotta get going." "I'll see you around." "Okay." "Oh, yeah." "Sure, guys.|" "Help yourself." "Don't worry about it." "Thanks." "Don't worry.|" "If we break it," "We'll return it|good as new." "The last time you said that," "I had to buy|a new game console." "What do you need this for|anyways?" "What are you doing?" "We are taking things,|my friend," "To the next level:|" "MILFS!" "Oh, yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah, if we get footage" "Of us partying|with these MILFS," "We will be heroes.|" "Uh-Uh-Uh." "It's okay, all right?" "I know the ladies|will want what I've got." "Him, on the other hand," "Video is the only way to make|sure he's not making things up." "Yeah." "You like that,|don't you?" "Yeah!" "No, no." "Give me that." "Come on!" "|" "That crotch" "Give me back my shit." "I'm calm." "My cock|is cool and ready." "Hey, when|are we leaving?" "Right now." "Actually, I'm not going|with you guys tonight." "What?" "He's got some new friend|he's hanging out with." "Really?" "Serious?" "It's nothing serious." "Who is it, you dog?" "|" "Who is it?" "I bet she's|that college girl." "You know." "You know." "The one that likes|to air out her nipples" "While she's talking." "Come on.|" "I wanna see some of it." "No." "Don't worry about it." "Anyways, I'm out tonight,|so just..." "Anthony, can you just|keep an eye on these guys?" "I don't want 'em|to break my stuff," "And i don't trust you two." "I want to.|" "I just can't." "Come on." "Just keep an eye|on 'em, please?" "You're going to leave me|with these deviants?" "Hey, man." "I'll see you later." "You're" "Cheers." "I hunt big animals." "Yeah, great big animals|" "like elephants." "I hunt bison." "You know, i ever used|to hunt sabertooth tigers." "They sound something like this.|" "Something like this." "Roarr, roarr, roarr." "Yeah, yeah,|they're great." "Okay, what does that say?" "Brandon, you better|be getting laid." "Send to my best friend." "My boy." "This one was great." "You should have seen|the size of her tits." "They were massive." "You could wrap|your whole cock around them." "Apparently she stuck|a whole pumpkin up there once" "On Halloween." "Oh, Brandon." "It was like everything.|" "She could shove," "Like, five different|vegetables up there." "It was like she was having|a shower with my jizz." "She was rubbing it all over." "Mom, where do you keep|the detergent?" "Honey." "Oh, hey." "It's done." "Can you do this?" "Awesome, 'cause i forget|how to do it." "I had my cock up her ass.|" "She's screaming for more," "I was just fucking pounding|her away." "She wanted me to stick|my balls in her mouth." "Whoa, whoa,|that is nasty, man." "Oh!" "Well, look who's here." "What?" "Where you been?" "I've just been out,|you know?" "We haven't seen you in,|" "like, the past couple weeks." "Yeah, you've been|kind of an asshole." "I know." "I'm sorry, man.|" "I've just been busy." "I knew it, man." "I knew this day|was coming." "I knew you were|going to ditch me" "For some chick and leave me|here with these two jackasses." "I didn't know it was gonna be|this soon, though." "That's not what's|happening, man." "I promise." "And besides,|you said you wanted" "To do something|for me, right?" "Yeah." "Okay, man.|" "Well, tonight," "That means i want you to|hang out with these two." "Fine." "Whatever, man." "Nate says he found|a brand new spot." "We're gonna go|check it out." "Yeah." "Prime MILF|real estate." "Awesome." "This is it?" "Yeah." "This is|your secret spot?" "Yeah." "The market?" "Not the market." "MILF central.|" "Check it out." "All right, let's do this." "Spread out.|" "Let's go." "Come on." "Hold on.|" "Wait a minute." "I'm not in on|your guys' stupid bet." "Who says?" "|" "Come on." "For your information," "Maybe someone actually|goes to the grocery store" "To get groceries" "And not have sex|with a mom." "Hey, what about|that one over there?" "Come on, Anthony." "See that one|bending over?" "That one." "Right there.|" "Do it." "Do it." "Do it." "This is it.|" "All right." "For the non-Believers." "He's going to make|such an idiot of himself." "He's doing all right." "Hey, is if MILFS or MILF?" "For the plural." "You know, like,|one sheep is a sheep," "And many sheep are sheep." "Yes." "Is it the same rules|for MILF?" "Like, a MILF is a MILF," "And then many MILF|are MILF." "No, no, no.|" "Remember your grammar." "Mom i like to fuck, right?" "Yeah." "If it's plural, it can't be|mom i like to fucks." "So it must be MILF." "It must be MILF.|" "Moms i like to fuck." "I'm really glad|you came tonight." "You know,|these past few months" "Have been|really tough for me." "I mean, just with|the divorce, moving," "And all this change." "But then you were there" "To just make things|sort of...nicer." "And I'm not trying to|pressure you or anything," "But this has been|so very, very special." "That's all I'm saying." "So thank you." "Oh, me, too." "Thanks for helping me with|all those heavy groceries." "Oh, shit!" "Shh!" "Can you|keep it down?" "Come on." "Move it." "Come on." "Move it." "Do it hard." "Just give me|five more minutes." "God, can you get me|a water or something?" "You are an animal." "Oh." "Are you my daddy?" "Uh...no." "Are you my daddy?" "|" "Are you my daddy?" "Holy third world." "Are you my daddy?" "|" "Are you my daddy?" "Are you my daddy?" "|" "Are you my daddy?" "Are you my daddy?" "|" "Are you my daddy?" "Are you my daddy?" "|" "Are you my daddy?" "Oh, my god!" "Go!" "Please drive!" "|" "Oh, god!" "This isn't|what it looks like." "Go, man, go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, man!" "|" "Come on!" "Oh, my god!" "Looks like you guys have|been having some fun, huh?" "Yeah, i guess." "Oh, hey, dude.|" "Guess what." "What?" "My dad's in town." "He wants you|to come to dinner." "Your dad's in town?" "|" "Really?" "Tonight." "I haven't seen your dad|in forever." "Yeah, man." "You should|totally come." "I actually do have a lot of|tests and stuff coming up." "Especially one tomorrow." "I got projects|and stuff." "No, no, no." "I said|my dad's in town," "And he wants you|to come to dinner." "Come on, man.|" "You're like family." "My mom's cooking.|" "You love my mom's meat." "Well, why don't you guys" "Just hang out together|or something." "With the divorce|and everything," "It'd be nice, you know?" "No, man." "How weird|would that be?" "No, they wouldn't last|one second with just them." "Trust me, dude." "The divorce|went really smooth." "All right, fine.|" "Yeah." "Okay." "Cool." "Yeah, that's right.|" "Dinner." "I'm there for you." "It'll be a blast|in all dimensions." "I'm so glad everyone's|here tonight." "I'm pretty sure my mom" "Hasn't said three words|to my dad." "Really?" "Don't worry about it,|man." "It'll be fine." "How are you, Mr. Reese?" "Oh, I'm just wonderful." "And look at you." "A college man now." "I'm good and apparently|so is my ex-Wife." "Is that right?" "Well, look at this place." "It's fabulous," "Everything brand new." "I should have|gotten one myself." "Oh, wait." "I did|pay for this." "She spared no expenses." "Perhaps you can get|your nephew" "To loan you a few dollars|and fix up your place." "So, Brandon, how are you?" "Anthony tells me you're|really busy lately." "Oh." "Yeah...kind of." "He's been seeing|someone." "Really?" "Someone?" "Well, you know,|just..." "I still don't know who|it is." "He won't tell me." "I'm sure he has|a good reason for that." "[Nervous laugh]" "Brandon, can i give you|a little advice?" "Sure." "You've got to make sure|you enjoy college." "College is a time for|discovering who you are." "Experimenting." "I regret i didn't do|enough of that myself." "Uh, thank you, sir." "I'm sure a lot of people|have that regret, Sheldon." "I'm being serious, Brandon." "You need to keep|an open mind in college." "I'm sure that Brandon" "Is being plenty|adventurous in college." "Actually,|" "Anthony over here," "He's got quite the funny|story about that." "Don't you, Anthony?" "Remember the time that|we got all adventurous" "At the--We did." "I have no idea what|you're talking about." "Well, I'm sure you two" "Will find exactly|what you're looking for." "Maybe it's closer|than you think." "Or maybe it's something" "You never|thought you'd consider." "But just, you know,|take your time." "Don't rush into anything." "On the contrary." "It's never too|" "late to change tack" "Enough!" "God, can't you just|go through one dinner" "Without fighting?" "You got divorced|for a reason." "Brandon isn't even|your son." "I get it." "He's like|a brother to me." "He's a good, loyal,|true friend." "But that doesn't mean|you have to fight over him" "Like you do me." "Mom, i know you guys|just got divorced," "But i want you|to know" "That i think|it'd be good for you" "To get out there,|you know?" "Find that special|someone." "Thank you, dear." "Come on, mom.|" "You're a catch." "You've got|a great house," "A good job." "What guy|wouldn't want you." "Am i right?" "Yeah." "What guy|wouldn't want you?" "So, Mr. Reese," "Anthony over here" "Tells me you just got|back from a trip?" "Wow." "Yes, that's right.|" "I was in southeast Asia." "What part|of southeast Asia?" "Actually, i was in Bangkok." "[Stifles laugh]|did you travel alone" "Or with a partner?" "Oh, yeah, yeah.|" "You went with" "Your new recent partner," "The guy who invested|in the house with you." "Oh, you new|business partner?" "The guy you invested|in the house with." "Would that be|in palm springs?" "That's correct." "It's really great|in the springs now." "You guys|would love it." "Feel free|to come by anytime." "Someone|pass me the salad." "Here you go, dad." "Night, boys." "Thanks." "Night, dad." "Night." "Oh, dude, it's Nate." "He says he's got|an emergency, man." "We got to go." "No way, man." "I really do|have a big econ test." "Can you just|drop me off at campus?" "Man, that's on|the other side of town." "Man..." "I'll take a cab then." "Nonsense." "I'm going|right by the campus." "I can take him." "Okay." "I guess if that's|okay with you." "You go take care|of your friend." "He'll be safe|with me." "All right.|" "Thanks, dad." "Later." "Shall we?" "Oh, here.|" "That door always sticks." "Let me help you." "Mr. Reese,|what are you doing?" "Brandon, there's something|i wanted to say to you." "You have to admit" "There was some electricity|in that room tonight." "Excuse me?" "You know what I'm|talking about." "At the table?" "Mr. Reese, look,|" "I'm flattered" "Do you understand what|" "I'm trying to ask you?" "I don't know, man.|" "What?" "How long have you|been fucking my ex-Wife?" "What?" "I'm not--|" "I haven't" "Oh, please." "I see the way|she's looking at you." "And that little game|of crotch soccer," "That wasn't exactly her|being magnanimous." "I'm gay, not stupid." "I'm sorry." "You don't have|to apologize to me." "But you and Anthony have|been friends for so long." "I want you to|honestly think about" "What this might do|to your friendship." "You just promise me that?" "Yeah, i will." "I know you will." "Now let's get you|back to school." "Oh, that feels good." "It feels good doing that." "[Moaning]" "[Cell phone rings]" "Yeah?" "Is this--|" "Where's Nate?" "Are you Nate?" "Yeah." "He's here." "Hello?" "Hey, jerkoff,|" "I'm in the lobby." "What's|the emergency?" "Dude, i am wasted." "You've got to give me|a ride, yeah?" "So call a cab." "He wants me|to call a cab." "But, dude,|you're here now." "Just come up|and give me a ride." "Oh, yes." "Dude, i think|" "I'm doing it" "With our physic|teacher's wife." "You know, Mrs. Hiller.|" "How cool is that, dude?" "Hey, buzz him up,|will ya?" "Anthony:" "Mr. Hiller!" "|" "He's here!" "He's here!" "My husband!" "Hey, Mr. Hiller." "Yes?" "And who are you?" "It's me, Anthony Reese." "I'm in your physics class|in college." "How nice." "Good|to see you, Mr. Reese." "Hey, wait, wait, wait." "Hi, sweetie." "Oh, you're early." "Did you forget about|the Anderson dinner party?" "I must have." "I am so sorry, baby." "I'd better go|clean up right now." "Wanna come with me?" "Oh, indeed i do." "Come on, come on,|cone on, jackass." "I'm sorry." "I needed someone|to post up for me." "[Laughs]" "Did you get what|you wanted at least?" "Yeah, she was|a straight up freak." "You should have seen|the size of them, man." "And the best bit" "I got it all on video.|" "Whoa!" "I just need|to dry it off." "Where's ross?" "Last i saw, he was getting|a MILF of his own." "[Both laugh]" "That feels so good." "Mrs. Reagan?" "Oh, shit!" "911, there's|an emergency!" "Thanks." "[Siren]" "Morning." "Morning." "Last night|was incredible." "You were|incredible." "You, too." "Who wants pancakes?" "Anthony?" "|" "What are you doing here?" "I brought you strawberries,|your favorite." "Thanks, Anthony." "Come on, dad, don't|you want your pancakes?" "What?" "Strawberries,|honey." "What is this?" "Oh, god." "What the hell happened?" "Okay, okay, look, it fell|in the hot tub, all right?" "But we can fix it." "Besides, if i don't," "I'm don't get credit|for the last MILF." "So it'll be done.|" "Don't worry." "Do you have any idea how|much this equipment costs?" "And what happened to|the second button cam?" "Okay, I'm not|going to lie." "There was|an incident." "You went for the crotch shot,|didn't you?" "No." "Okay, yes." "But it wasn't my fault." "Do you know there's|this suction thing" "That's it!" "Man, I've had it|with you two and your crap." "All you do|is take and take" "And you don't even care|about anyone else." "Why do you two jerkoffs|keep looking at your phones?" "MILFS." "They|keep texting us." "Me, too." "It's like" "They think we're|dating or something." "Can you two focus, please?" "I knew you were|gonna break my stuff." "I knew it." "I let you|borrow it anyway." "Then really|it's your fault." "That's what I'm talking|about right there, man." "You never take|responsibility." "You just get into|all kinds of crap" "And expect|it's going to work out." "You should be|embarrassed, man." "I'm out.|" "This is ridiculous." "Are we assholes?" "You are." "Hey, man.|" "Thanks for being cool" "About me|digging out last night." "What happened with that?" "Nate lied to me, man." "He needed someone|to run interference." "I'm gonna ask you something|about last night." "Sure." "There was|a real weird vibe." "My parents|fighting over you." "You don't think" "They're getting|back together, do you?" "I mean, because|i love my dad," "But I've just never,|ever thought" "That they were|happy together," "And last night was just|a reminder of all it." "[Cell phone rings]" "Who is it?" "No one." "Okay, guys, hear us out." "We're done.|" "We're through." "Right." "The bet's off.|" "I won." "I did, but who cares?" "Okay, right.|" "These women... they're crazy." "Yeah." "Hormonally|unbalanced." "Sexually frustrated." "Menopausal." "Fine.|" "Congratulations." "Wait." "There's more." "Look, we need to stop 'em." "They call us 24/7.|" "They know where we live." "They just won't stop!" "Yeah, i have finals|in two weeks." "And?" "Um...we need your|mom's house." "Why's that?" "This ought to be good." "Look, there's no way" "The MILFS will come|to a party at a dorm." "Yeah, and there's no way" "That people will pay for|a party in the dorms." "Hold on." "Back it up." "Why do we need|the MILFS to show up" "At my mom's house?" "Think about it, right." "What if they had other|young guys to go after?" "Right?" "Other young studs" "To, like, tickle|their fancy." "Then they'd finally|stop calling us." "No." "Aw, come on!" "Aren't you|supposed to wingman for us?" "Come on." "Brandon," "Didn't you bequeath|your debt to us?" "Sure." "Then technically," "You owe us." "Fine." "I'll do it." "But this officially|pays off my debt." "Okay, awesome, because|we already started" "Putting these up|around campus." "And at the MILF bar." "Oh, my god." "Hey, stranger." "Hey, what's up?" "I saw you guys are|having a house party." "That's pretty awesome." "Yeah." "Not me, but..." "Oh." "But are you|going to go?" "Yes, but... i think I'm going|to go, too." "I could use|the opportunity" "To blow off some steam|after all these tests." "That is if you're|going to be having" "Some of that|sweet, sweet" "Microbrew action|going on again." "No." "I really think" "It's just gonna be|the regular kind of beer." "Oh." "You don't want me|to come?" "No, of course not." "Great." "Then I'll see you|there in a few hours." "Great." "Okay." "Good-Bye." "Good-Bye." "[Cell phone buzzes]" "You haven't returned|any of my calls." "I know." "We need to talk." "Okay." "I've heard|that tone before." "Look, it's been fun,|all right?" "It has." "But we both knew this wasn't|going to last forever." "I mean, i really|don't want to hurt Anthony." "Well, what about me?" "Don't you care|what i think?" "Of course, but" "Sheldon talked to you,|didn't he?" "What?" "Asshole." "He doesn't|want me to be happy." "Holly" "Look, you are|the first person" "I've been attracted to|since the divorce." "And what, now you're|suddenly popular" "And you're just gonna|dump me like trash?" "No." "How's it looking?" "So far so good." "Oh, thank god." "She's alive." "Best way to spend the rest|of the year, you know?" "Best buds hanging out." "Nice party, fellas." "It's not bad." "Oh, hey, man." "Um, hey, listen, you know," "It was really great living|right next to you, you know?" "I'm sorry we didn't get|to hang out more." "Yeah." "Sure." "Whatever." "What happened|to your eye?" "Now he's captain asshole." "I'm gonna go wander|around for a bit." "You cool?" "Oh, yeah, man.|" "I'm cool." "I'm cool." "Get out there, dude." "Cool." "Hey, you made it." "Yeah,|i wouldn't miss it," "Especially since all|the cool kids are here." "Yeah, yeah." "Look at that." "Isn't that just silly?" "I mean,|why would you bother" "With someone with|such a huge age gap?" "Maybe...i don't know," "Maybe they've just got|a real connection or something." "So do you have plans|for summer?" "Oh, actually,|i have an internship," "So I'm going to|be around here." "So what about you?" "Yeah, i just live|about 20 minutes away," "So i, too,|" "I'll be right here," "Right in this area." "Cool." "Cool." "Most of my friends are|going home for the summer," "So I'm going to need|someone" "To hang out with." "Oh, I'm gonna|be here, so..." "Okay." "I'm going to|take you up on that." "Okay." "Thank you." "Can you just excuse me|just for a moment?" "Oh." "Sure." "I just have|to take care of something." "I'll be quick.|" "I'll be quick." "I'll be here." "All right." "Bye." "Bye." "Hey, stud." "You had me worried." "I thought you were leaving,|but you didn't." "I was going to." "But you stayed." "That|must mean something." "No, it's over." "Seriously" "No, not yet." "Mom, we're all out|of beer" "Aw, shit." "No." "Uh... dude!" "|" "What?" "Jesus, mom!" "How long has this|been going on?" "Since after|the dorm party." "What?" "Brandon... you made me feel|so guilty, man," "And this whole time|you've been screwing my mom?" "I'm sorry." "Sorry, man." "It just..." "Anthony!" "Hey!" "Aah!" "My other eye!" "Aah!" "Alex!" "Alex, wait!" "What's going on?" "What's that noise?" "|" "I still can't see--Aah!" "What the hell|kind of friend am i?" "I, i... you know, with your mom," "And i don't know why.|" "I'm sorry, man." "It's not cool." "I'm sorry." "And i let you keep thinking|it was okay to feel guilty" "About just seeing|my mom naked." "I don't know how|we're going to fix this, man." "I want to.|" "I really do." "I just don't know how." "And I'm really" "I'm willing to do|whatever it takes." "Anything." "I'll do anything." "Just say something, please." "Just say anything to me." "Well, i screwed|your mom, too." "Huh?" "Dude, it was, like" "I'm sorry!" "|" "I thought you were gone." "I, uh...|i can't believe..." "I'm sorry." "Mrs. Murphy." "The moment|i opened that door," "She was, like,|possessed, man." "She wanted it." "Drop 'em." "What?" "You heard me.|" "You got to see me." "Now i get|to see you." "Okay." "Um...yeah." "There was no|stopping her, dude." "Oh, this is crazy." "I am so confused right now." "Stop!" "Just... call it even?" "|" "I don't know." "Yeah?" "Call it even." "Could you give us a second?" "Look, about the party..." "I'll totally reimburse|any damage we caused" "I just came here|to apologize." "Really?" "Look, Brandon,|" "I'm not going to lie." "I think we had a really|great thing going." "But...you're right." "This wasn't supposed|to last forever," "And after seeing|what it did" "To you and Anthony's|friendship," "It's best|that it end now" "While you guys still have|a chance to be friends." "And it would be|really weird" "If we had|a real relationship." "What if we got together?" "You'd be|" "Anthony's stepdad." "Yes, that would be weird." "See you around, kid." "Well, have a good|summer, ladies." "You're going to be|around, right?" "Yeah." "I got some units|to make up." "I'll be here.|" "You gonna be here?" "Yeah." "Cool, cool, cool.|" "All right." "Sweet.|" "I'm taking off." "[Horn honks]" "Hold on." "Is that|the chocolate syrup girl?" "Is that her?" "Hey, dude, check it out." "I can see|straight down her shirt." "I can't believe|you're still seeing her." "I guess I'm|a romantic at heart." "Peace, guys.|" "See you later." "Wow." "Hey, guys, I'm out, too,|as well." "I have to see the ladies|one last time" "Before i head|out of town." "They get one more round|with the Nate-Man!" "Whoo-Hoo!" "See you next year." "Later, man." "Well, that's everything." "Yeah, guess so." "Are you going to|come by the house later?" "Or later on?" "Yeah, probably." "Hey, man, i was thinking." "If anybody was going to|be sleeping with my mom," "I'm glad it was you." "Dude, what the hell?" "|" "Come on, man." "What, too soon?" "Well, my dad wants|to meet me for dinner," "So i got to go." "Said he's got something|important to tell me." "Call you later?" "Sure." "Cool." "So... so... how have you been?" "Good." "Good.|" "I've been good." "I'm just packing." "I'm moving into|my new apartment off-Campus," "So i just came by to pick up|a few of my things." "I didn't think|you'd want to see me" "After the incident|at the party." "Yeah, that was strange." "Yeah." "But, you know" "That's okay.|" "Anthony came to see me." "He told me everything." "He did?" "Yeah, yeah." "He told me that he ended up|dating your cousin" "And he didn't|tell you about it," "So it ended up being weird|for you and your family." "So that's all right.|" "Don't worry about it." "Yeah." "But it was|my fault, too." "That's a nice pattern." "Thanks.|" "I made it myself." "Brandon,|is that a peephole?" "Yeah." "It's a long story," "But our neighbor|moved out already," "So it's fine." "We have this whole place|to ourselves." "Good."