"They say happiness was a crystal ball" "It was shattered when it fell from the sky" "The broken pieces showered on everyone and people began to pick them up" "Some collected more" "Others found less" "No one could find all the pieces" "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the prettiest and hippest dance troupe" "According to February's Forrick Report the earnings before tax is £23 million" "The net worth is £1.137 billion" "Kamy?" "According to the fund manager, they says the growth is positive" "Thank you" "How's the Macau project?" "Mr. Ho wants to dine with you in Macau" "Hold that." "Don't want others to start thinking" "What?" "I'm in control of my cholesterol" "Your report is back from Cambridge" "Your testosterone level is abnormally high" "So you're aggressive, confident and astute" " Thank you" " But peanuts will affect your testosterone" "What are you saying?" "Peanuts are no good for penis" "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "Cut it down" "Let him torture himself." "He's single" "Do you have loads of girlfriends?" "My wife has drunk too much again" "I won" "You have to drink like that when you win?" "Don't tell Milan" "Or I'll dead" "OK" " Uncle" " What is it, Milan?" "Women are still crazy about you" "Why do you still put up with Auntie?" "Because your Auntie is smart" "She put up with my philandering first" "I had my fun now it's my pay up time" "You never thought of dumping her?" "I screwed around when I was young" "She married me despite her 34D figure because I promised her" "I'd never divorce her... once we got married" "Why?" "A man must keep his word" "What a man" "If other women find out they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk" "They better not" "Or I'll have to donate half of my liver" "You're cool, man" "I'd kill for a husband like you" "Your present for Mid-Autumn Festival" "You're both excused from dinner with me" "Thanks" "All bosses are delusional" "Who says I'm having dinner with you?" "A friend of mine who's around 40 was found dead... after he pissed off his boss" "Such a lonely death" "Is that what you want?" "Don't say that on a day like this" "Can't take ajoke?" "This is for you" "What is it?" "A bonus?" "Not in your life" "Take a look" "Oh my God" "A blind date for Mid-Autumn?" "You must... score tonight, OK?" " Don't be a smart ass" " What?" "It's already passé" "You're kidding" "Those women have a check list" " So do we" " Right" "You check them off like they're dim sum" "Don't bother, he already did that for you" "Human ATM" "Category:" "Sucker" "Congratulations, sucker" " Wait" " What?" "Is this employee benefit, Boss?" " Perhaps" " What about me?" "You'll get it" "It's coming" "Really?" " Just a minute" " I'll wait for you then" "But he's up to no good" "Fine." "Don't go tonight" " Dollar?" " Dollar?" "It's Milan" "Want me to fill in again?" "Everyone has plans but you're a workaholic" "Someone like me deserves triple pay" " Is that OK?" " OK" " Miss Kwok" " Yes" "Mr. Ching..." " left something for you" " OK" "This way, please" "Listen, our boss Sam Ching just checked in" "The jerk who bought the theatre and plans to take out... the whole block?" "Hush." "I can't save you if they hear you" "So what?" "Don't mess with him." "He has a ghost eye that can see right through your heart" "My heart?" "He's after my chest" "Just watch it." "I will" "What is this?" "Nothing." "I'm just hoping you'll score with Joseph tonight" "Score my ass" "If you didn't give him a tight schedule he would've given you a wonder bra set" "Exactly" "Exactly" "Do all men... only care about boobs?" "Honestly, a man who appreciates you won't care about your boobs" "I had this altered twice, it should fit" "Perfect" "Think no more" "Take Joseph to bed." "Don't let Sam down" "That's right" "I repeat, a man who appreciates you won't care about your boobs" "Because I have no boobs" " you never treat me like a woman" " Is she pissed?" "I might not do that, but I take care of you" "I'm not an abandoned pet." "I don't need that" "I have Joseph" "Oops, just missed" " Take one of me" " OK." "Come on" "I have Joseph" "Splitting image" "Why not?" "Mr. Ma" "Miss Fok" " Have some tea" " Thank you" "A chauffeur is nobody" "Pardon my honesty" "It's miserable to seek the wrong things" "I'm just a chauffeur with some say" "That shows... you're no ordinary chauffeur" " Have some tea" " Thanks" "What's the matter?" "Nothing" "So?" "Nothing, let's go" "Sir, a VIP guest is coming" "We must check all the bulbs and wires" "I'm filling in for my friend" "I must keep my word" "Good for you" "Carry on" "Do a good job" " Thank you" " Don't mention it" " Have a nice day" " Thank you very much" "Bank wins" "That's not fair." "You won't let me win" "You placed your own bets" "But this is truly a shitty hand" "I'll go with the player again" "Why must you ram against the wall?" "I've got to see this" "Please" "I know he's good looking but where's your professionalism?" "Deal, lady." "You took the money" "Sit down" "I will follow him" "Miss" "We're here to invest in hope" "Don't mess up the pace" "True, our hope is in your hands" "Deal, gorgeous" "Yes, deal, gorgeous" "King is good" "Player 6" "Bank 3" "That's OK, it's only a 3" " Bank draws" " Only a 3" "Picture..." " 7." "Bank wins" " Lost by that much" "Damn" "Bye" "You're the croupier, not the bouncer" "Don't be greedy, sir" "Loan sharks..." "look for people like you who consider themselves gods of gamblers" "How about I report you... for lecturing me?" "I believe a good deed is never lost" "I'm actually her aunt, handsome" "This is a little family gathering" "You believe a good deed... is never lost?" "Trust is a high-risk investment" "Really?" "If I file a complaint, you're dead" "Understand?" "If you do that," " I'm dead" " Why?" "She's all bark and no bite" "She's already moonlighting as a dancer" "If she loses this job" "She'll kill herself and I'll jump off the roof" "That's killing 2 lookers... in one go." "It's a tragedy" "If you're broke, go that way" "You're sending me to the loan sharks?" "To the shuttle bus that goes to the pier" "You think that's funny?" "I will file a complaint." "What's your name?" "Let me see your name." "Show me" "Milan Sit" "Milan Sit, right?" "I'll report you." "Manager" " Handsome" " Manager" " We'll go for a massage" " I'll report you," " damn it" " Let off some steam" "Repentance is salvation" "Shut up" "Get a massage" "Have you read the employee manual?" "No work outside of maintenance hours" "You want a warning letter?" "What?" "Take the mask off." "What are you, Batman?" "Watch your manners" "I'm sorry, little bro." "Did I hit you, little bro?" "Little bro?" "What's wrong with your eyes?" "Who let you work here?" "I'm sorry, Miss" "Off you go" "Did you forget your key, Miss?" "You need any help?" "What are you doing?" "It's easy to catch a cold going barefoot" "I'm a clerk from Panyu without much formal schooling" "Mom said I was lucky to get married" "Who'd guess I'd get a divorce and have a daughter" "As a mother, I must think of my daughter" "My only wish is for someone to accept her" "Here's to you" " Hey" " What's up?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Why should I?" "Does it matter?" "What matters is you like this woman" "If you don't, suit yourself" "Just take me for a nosy bastard" " Hey" " What?" "This is so irresponsible" " I'm irresponsible?" " You bet" "Come... sit down" "I'm telling you" "That look on your face told me I found you the right girl, right?" "You're embarrassing Miss Fok" "You know what that means?" "Of course I know what that means" "I found you a girlfriend" "You're turned off by her daughter" "You don't dig her, why care how she feels?" "Forget it" "I'm counting on you" "Joseph" "Tonight is a big night, I need you here" "Really?" "My favorite wine" "Cheers" "Don't be too surprised afterwards" "Surprised?" "Why?" "Because you're too rational" "Even though we talk about everything" "You may not know what I really want" "Of course not." "I know everything" "I have a surprise for you too" "I want to get married" "Great" "Baby" "Baby" "Baby" "Baby" "Hi" "Baby" "This is my buddy" "Buddy?" "I have wanted to tell you" "If you saw Baby, you'd think I'm not serious" "Because he thinks we're very much alike" "Except" "I'm 10 years younger than you" "He's worried you'd think he's infatuated" "Then he should've picked me" "I know" "Your strong arms will be there for me" "Come" " Cheers" " Cheers" "Where is Milan Sit?" "This is a baccarat table not for the missing" "You scared me to death" "Why are you on the street?" "You crazy?" "I..." "The loan sharks are after you?" "No" "Today is Mid-Autumn, I..." "I want to..." "Borrow money?" "That's like pushing you off the roof" "I got no cash but I'll take you to the pier" "Listen up, OK?" "You don't want to?" "Forget it" "Hop on" "If I hadn't been waiting for you" "I'd be your Baby and not your Buddy" "No boobs, no feel" "No boobs, no feel" "Now I have no boobs you're dismissed" "Bye" "Go help someone else" "Bye" "Don't forget to write" "You again?" "You know what time it is?" "Stop Drilling." "People are sleeping" "Do you understand?" "Am I disturbing you?" "You don't understand?" "I'll use Putonghua" "This is..." "Wrong timing is the bad thing" " Jo" " You're bad" " Right" " You know?" "Wrong timing, he got wrong timing" "He didn't" "Calm down, stop yelling" "I'm yelling at you" "You're bad, you said I had no boobs" "So what if I don't?" "I didn't say that" "Don't touch me" "Molester" "Where are you taking me?" "Jo" " Answer me." "Where're you taking me?" " Jo" "Jo" "Help." "Where're you taking me?" "There." "I'm so dizzy" "So much fun" "Faster" "Start over while the moon is full" "Eat this on the boat so you can throw up when you get sick" "This is expensive." "I'll pay you back" "Forget it." "Only a fool would trust a gambler" " Bye" " See you around" "Better not" "Thanks" "How's my schedule for the next few days?" "You're due in Hong Kong at 3 to meet the broker from New York" "Let Frank deal with them" "I want to stay" "I'll tell him" "She's not bad, but not quite..." "We're buddies," "I know you can't handle this" "I checked her out" "Her daughter's school is hard to get into" "That proves she disciplined her well" "They're doing fine without you" "You should worry if you can give her a better life" "You had all the girls you liked checked out?" "Sorry, this is personal" "I do it myself" "Let me do my own checking" "Sorry to bother you" "You again?" "I held you in my arms last night" "Nonsense" "Please listen to me" "The manager won't let me fix the lights" "My pal's wife is in labor." "I filled in for him and I screwed up" "Come to me if you want compensation" "I don't want my friend to lose his job" "This is my name card." "I'm Lin Jiu" "I can't think of anything else." "Take this" "What is it?" "Cured chicken from my hometown" "Mom said soup with it is good for women" " Please accept it" " I don't want it" " Thank you" " Thank you" "Your handbag is so chic" "You can have it" "No, thanks" "A small white swan is bathing in the pond" "I want to "pad" it" "No" "Not "pad", it's "pat"" "I want to pat it" "That's right" "Miss Fok" "Mr. Ma" "I thought you left" "We're leaving day after tomorrow" "Meet my daughter Queenie" "Say hello" "Uncle" " Have a seat" " OK" " Hi" " Hello" "Eat this, Mommy made it" "What is it?" "This is red bean doughnut, our hometown dish" "Try it" "You're a good cook" "My Mother worked in a factory" "I did all the chores at home" "Me too, my Mom sold red bean pudding" "I was her assistant" "Mommy said I must share" "Good girl" "Mommy wants us to split this" "You can eat your half" " OK" " Now we both get to eat it" "Go ahead, OK?" "Yes." "Thank you, Uncle" "Check please" "Wait" "This is Sam Ching." "Call my assistant Jo" "This is Tim" "Where the hell are they?" "Wong" "You seem distracted" "What's going on?" "Nothing" "Tell me, you can count on a friend" "My brother crashed his car, he needs cash" "Keep this" "But..." "Don't argue" "Drink up" "Hello?" "What?" "Your boyfriend?" "No" "I don't believe you" "Dance." "Bitch" "Manager" "I didn't expect to find passionate dancers in a tiny theatre like this" "I'd really like to..." "Date them?" "That's right" "The fat one?" "Milan" "Good luck" "Why?" "I can't tell you" "Just be careful" "Stop it" "You're not only a gambler but a lecher" "Under the circumstances this is the normal reaction for a guy" "You can't expect me to act like a monk" "A monk." "That's what you should be" "Someone will foot the bill tonight" "Ladies" "This monk only likes this genie" "The other elves can leave now" "Just wait and see" "Why are you here?" "God sent me to come after this genie" "Be afraid, be very afraid" "No room for you" "I'll give him a ride." "Don't be stupid" "Monk, hold on to the genie" "That's right" " We can do worse" " Bye" "Catch" "OK?" " Hi, Phil" " Hi, Milan" "I added honey, as you've suggested" " Really?" " Let me try" " Milan" " Hello" " You know everyone?" " How are you" "How's business?" "Hello, Pauline" "Have some" "Only if you let me pay" " No" " If you don't, I'm not coming" "No, next time" "Join us now for "Follow Your Heart"" "Express your love to the one" "I'm happy just seeing you walk down the street" "How happy could that be?" "Why is everyone so nice to you?" "Because I'm nice to them" " Is that true?" " Of course" "You're in a dry spell, keep him for yourself" "Don't be rude" "Ming's peanuts are heavenly" "I don't usually eat them but I'll try tonight" "Why?" "Allegedly, it weakens one's virility that's why..." "But today doesn't count" "Yes" "I like to eat" "I'm really starving" "Hunger is the most genuine motivation" "How insightful..." "Hunger is truly the most genuine motivation" "Very good" "Take it" "Thanks" "Thank you, keep the change" "Thanks" "Why is it so expensive?" "I'll pay you back" "That's not it" "I'm worried you've been had" "What kind of wine is this?" "It's outrageous" "It's not that expensive, sir" "Can I take this?" "No problem" "Thanks" "This is everything?" "Fish and vegetables are enough" "I don't eat fish" "Fish are like people" "Some are good for you, some are bad" "Take this turbot, it's ugly" "But it is convivial and has many friends" "I can see that this friend of yours named you his sole beneficiary in his will" "You're hard selling him" "I'm telling you" "Fish have dignity too, just like humans" "Trust me" "No one asked me to trust them before" "Because no one else is nice to you" "Eat" "Wait" "What's the tissue for?" "Just in case you throw up" "You said it's good, why would I throw up?" "Do you want me to trust you or not?" "Who's counting?" "You're not making a statement" "I told you... nobody asked me to trust them." "You're the first, I'll remember that" "Really?" "OK?" "Very OK" "You're amazing" "You changed me and this fish forever" " Have another bite" " Really?" "Wait" "Is fishbone gone?" "How sweet." "Your boyfriend?" "That'll be my misfortune" "No need to raise your voice" "Want to call the cops?" "Sorry, I drank too much, I can't control myself" "So that gave you the right to misbehave?" "Cheers" "Here you go, thank you" "Don't you have a wallet?" "I do" "This is my savings" "I'm saving it for my mother" "You paid my bill with your savings?" "You called me, that makes me your friend" "I don't mind" "We're not friends" "But I'm still grateful, I have to go" "Wait" "This is too much" "Consider it your tip" "I can't take your money" "I'm beat, please go" "The wine glass" "Keep it" "Goodbye" "This was my turf when I was little" "I met all my friends here including my boyfriend" "But some billionaire bought this land and took out the entire block" "There used to be an amusement park with a rocking horse" "I used to ride on it and play with firecrackers" "But that Sam Ching demolished the place including the horse" "That's OK" "It's worth dying for, the going rate..." "Over $8,000 per sq." "Ft." "It was 2 x 4 ft." "That's over $64,000" "Its death is more dignified than the fish" "You're smart" "I started working as a teenager" "It was tough" "Then you shouldn't gamble" "I was bored" "What kind of guys do you like?" "Someone... like me?" "I'm into Rem these day" "Get it?" "Comic books" "For the girl he's ever loved" "Rem, the Death God got himself killed" "The most touching part is that he didn't even tell the girl he loved her" "I think this man is drop dead romantic" "What about you?" "Me?" "It's simple for me" "I only want to find a girl who can truly hear my heart beat" "This is fun" "It's late keep your voice down" "This is cute" "Show me" "Hello, Miss Kwok" "What do you want?" "I'm now a permanent staff" "The manager told me to thank you" "I had nothing to do with it" "No, I should thank you" "This is for you, please accept it" "What's this now?" "7-star tea, my hometown specialty" "You're a drinker this is good for the liver" "Stop bringing me your whole town" "I'm not, please accept this" "I beg of you" "OK" "Thank you, Miss Kwok" "If you need me for anything, just call me" "OK, thanks" "You should get her a love talisman" "Don't be like that" "Let's sit down and talk" "Have a chat?" " Why not?" " Let's go" "Hello, sir" " This way" " You've been naughty" "Benefactor, I cannot take your money" "Much obliged, Jiu" "Don't waste your life... on regrettable things" "Gambling" "Who can SMS in Chinese?" "For lateral radicals, press this key" "Mr. Ching" "The comic books you asked for" "I labeled all the pages on Rem" "OK, thanks" "Just read them to me" "How pretty" "There's more" "I'm proud to say" "Sharky regained... ownership of the theatre" " What happened?" " I don't know" "The owner came to me and was more excited than I was" "Who's the buyer?" "Some arts development organization" "This is really weird, but... high" "Cheers" "Where are you?" "At the theatre celebrating" "Congrats." "I'm going into battle" "Wish me luck" "I'll wish you luck if you stop gambling" "All the best." "Milan" "Our rival has learnt the bid price" "Reba of Shanghai raised our bid by 15%" "As a major shareholder, I'll think about it" "Your blessing is powerful" "Drink your soup" "Thanks" "Drink your soup, Sam" "This smells wonderful." "You're the best" "It's your cured chicken that's wonderful" "Really?" "It was a gift" "The greatest good cannot be bought" "I don't know, some of his hometown specialty" "She's talking about the man not the chicken" "You're naughty" "Hello, Miss Kwok" "How do you know it's me?" "I have caller display" "You're my benefactor, I'll remember you" "Come off it" "I'm always at your disposal," "Miss Kwok" "The tea you gave me is delicious, thank you" "Let's take another one" "Hey, I'm unwell" "I don't want to gamble but I have this urge to go to Macau" "Why is that?" "Even plastic surgery is not as effective" "Heart-shaped eyes and mouth" "I've been in love before" "Just a few SMS, I don't care" "Stop eating, come and stretch" "There's only one reason" "You sensed my urge to you at night" "Boobs and kisses" "I'm OK" "Big Two is out, we play Nuke the Landlord" "Why?" "Forjacking up the prices of the land" " What do you do?" " These 2 Jokers" "Construction" "These 2 Jokers..." "Listen up" "Which school did you go to?" "2s beat Aces, that's right" " You can play them all at once" " Honey" "Let's not play cards today" "Let's have a chat, OK?" "4 of a kind is called the bomb" "You can also bomb with the Joker" "Are you married?" "3 times" " Let's deal the cards" " You're kidding" "Damn, you little cheat" "Don't make me play again, I already quit" "Stay for dinner" "Sure" "Give me that" "My husband is a good cook much better than me at baccarat" "You're mean" "How do you know where I live?" "I work for the FBI." "You didn't know?" "Take this" "What is that?" "Dance steps I learnt when I was little" "You really like to dance" "That's right" "Happy or not, I like to dance" "That's a good way to let off some steam" "What about you?" "I chase girls" "Happy or not, I like to chase girls" "To let off some steam, right?" "I want it too" "No" "Not even a sip" "But I want one" "Me too" "We'll continue after dinner" "I made chrysanthemum tea" "I roasted the cashews myself" " That much?" " Try them" "Alcohol turns my Aunt into a zombie" "So we continue here after intermission" "No, I can't get drunk" "You're naughty... bringing me here" " Peanuts?" " No" "Not tonight" "Why not?" "Is your brain upside down?" "Upside down?" "What?" "Boobs" "What?" "Boobs" "Boobs and kisses" "That's lewd and retarded" "You're beyond salvage" " Me?" "Lewd and retarded?" " Boobs and kisses" "See for yourself" "Who's lewd?" "Me or you?" " See?" " Right" " It's from my phone" " That's right" "I would never write something so gross" "Precisely" "That's why I was misled" "You're retarded." "I would never write that" " Chihuahua" " What?" "She played ajoke on me" "Chihuahua played ajoke on you?" "No, the joke is on me" "Now I don't know what to do" "Damn" "I'll have to settle this by myself" "OK" "Stay back" "Give me time to calm down" "OK?" "Don't look at me like that" "Stop looking at me like that" "You'll drive me crazy" "Stop it" "Well?" "So I'm lewd" "I usually make the move" "Miss Kwok, this is Lin Jiu" "I know you're back but don't wanna intrude" "Regards, Lin Jiu" " Miss Kwok" " Damn, my keycard" "I'm always a mess when I see you" "What's this?" "I prayed for a love talisman for you" "It's a good sign" "Why did you do that?" "Because I think you're very nice" "Actually, the figure isn't everything" "You're still a good person" "It's alright, really" "Do you know of a place in Taipa somewhere secluded to play yoyo?" " Why?" " I used to have a favorite yoyo" "When my Mom found out she thought it was a waste of time" "She gave it away" "Behind every famous man, there's a woman" "Behind every pervert, there's his mother" "This is for you" "Why?" "Why do you always ask why?" "Do you have a dream?" " Of course" " Right?" "Let me show you" "What does it look like?" " A meteor" " A meteor, OK" "What do you do when you see a meteor?" " Make a wish" " You make a wish?" "Get ready." "Hurry" "Com'on" "I want to go learn dancing in USA" "OK, good" " Tired?" " I'm fine" "Queenie trusts me" "You're the first man who's willing to carry my daughter" "I'm willing to keep on doing it" "I have something for you too" "The legendary... dream rings" "OK?" "Isn't it a pleasant surprise?" "Thank you" "She's a croupier" "She's a dancer" "She's an ordinary girl" "She didn't spend your money" "You learnt to SMS in Chinese because of her" "She's the kind you marry" "But honestly when she know you're Sam Ching, can she handle that?" "That's what I'm asking you" "You think it'll work for us?" "With your full support, this should work" "Thank you" "What the hell is this?" "I'm just checking up on you" "Any progress?" "You did this?" "Where do you go after work?" "People say food is great in Macau" "I don't know where to go so I'm looking for company..." "You forgot your phone?" "This is for you" "Goodbye" "I'm sorry, Miss Kwok." "I let you down" "I'm fired" "You've been naughty" "Thank you" "You're welcome." "You reminded me to be nice to those who are nice to me" "I have to tell you, I own this land the hotel where you work and the theatre" "I'm the billionaire" "Sam Ching" "I'm here, Shannon" "You're early." "Queenie gets out at noon" "Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy" "It sounds like you're surrounded by women" "Are you jealous?" " Or you think people..." " Hi," " will talk?" " welcome" "I have to go." "I have a visitor, bye" "Bye" "Her mother is looking for someone rich" "How else can she upgrade herself?" "Grooming herself for it is nothing" "Teaching her girl to dupe men is canny" "I picked out some gifts for you to send her" "No, she doesn't want them" "Otherwise she wouldn't have returned the pendant" "You know, she's the kind of girl who thinks a $84 fish... deserves a dignified death" "I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you" "Why do you say that?" "Because you're in love whole-heartedly" "And why do you say that?" "Normally, you won't waste a minute" "But you've been waiting for two days" "You taught me to give her time" "That's what I'm doing" "Let me teach you something else" "Love is tolerance and patience" "I wouldn't dare teach you anything" "But if you love him, tell him" "He's an honest bloke" "You're too weird, no one can read your mind" "This is serious" "What happened?" "He is filthy rich, Sharky" "Who am I?" "I'm nobody" "What will people think of me?" "You tell me" "I'm a croupier, a dancer" "If people say I'm taking advantage of him" "I'd go berserk and hit to kill" "He's super rich and I'm super broke" "You know what..." "I don't want people to say" "If you call yourself a whore that will make him yourjohn" "You'll be a perfect match then" "If you're under pressure 'coz you're broke" "Billionaires like him are under pressure too" "Come 1, 2, 3, 4" "Hurry, hurry up." "Let's go." "Wounderful." "Hurry, more energy." "Jiu" "Jiu" "Jiu" "Good evening, Miss Kwok" "What happened?" "You said you needed this job" "This is a mess" "I'm sorry, I know" "I'm not good enough" "If you know that, why did you mess it up?" "I didn't" " Why didn't you follow the pattern?" " I'm not good enough but I love you" "What did you say?" "I'm talking about the pattern" "So..." "So am I" "No, what did you just say?" "Nothing" " I'm asking you" " I'm sorry, Miss Kwok" "Can't you say that again?" "The Wicked Witch strikes again" "Sorry, I screwed up" "Wrong number." "Milan" "It's OK as long as I didn't make the wrong choice" "You're mine." "Sam" "I have 3 questions for you" "No, answer my 3 questions instead" "Do you love her?" "Do you love her?" "Do you love her?" "Yes" "Miss Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend" "Don't mind me, just carry on" "Hi" "It's OK, unless you think we're in the way" "No." "I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth" "What have we done to make you feel that way?" "You seem like Wicked Witch to me" "As if you can curse me with just one look" "As if you'll throw a punch or a kick to get rid of me" "You're smart to recognize she's Wicked Witch" "You're so looking good" " You're a lady killer" " Excuse us" "I bet you don't need me" "Have you eaten?" "Yes" "But I have to go now" " Why?" " I..." "Staff is not entitled to this type of service" "I snuck in" "We'll go somewhere else" " No, that's stupid" " What?" "You own this hotel." "Why go somewhere else?" "Shall I fire you?" "Good, fire me" "I can really do that" " Go ahead, make the call" " I'm for real" "Can't take ajoke?" "It might be ajoke this time" "But you can really get me fired, Boss" "What makes you think I'm so scary?" "I know you need getting used to" "I promise I won't try to change you" "I'm still your Gambler, OK?" "OK?" "OK" "Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses" "I've taken off more than I put on these days" "My poor feet" "Sorry, wrong room" "Meet my Mom and my ex" "The first one" "You like erotic dance?" "For a living or for pleasure?" "It's not erotic dance, Auntie" "I don't dress sexily, they pay me $100 less" "You're still dancing?" "I still have to eat and pay rent" "I don't want the troupe to fold" "We need gimmicks" "But we don't do..." "Are you getting used to being... with Fluffy?" "Who's Fluffy?" "He is" " You're Fluffy?" " That's right" "Cat got your tongue?" "Did I use my chipmunk voice?" "No, OK" "You did OK" "Don't worry, they just came to see you" "What's good to see" "I'm a super dummy" "My Mom has a keen eye" "She can tell right away you're not a dummy but a very nice girl" "What worries me is that Snow White will be scared of the evil Queen" "Not anymore" "You're not scared?" "Because I have Fluffy" "I'm your Rem" "Fluffy" "Rem" " Fluffy" " Why are you yelling" " with a weird high note" " Fluffy" "I'm mad" "Fluffy" "What do you think of Milan?" "I'm 5 months pregnant" "Don't make me guess" "I know very well how tough it is to be my woman" "I'm glad you noticed" "Girls don't trust you more... for what you did" "Especially not Milan who has nothing" " I got it." "I know what to do" " Fluffy" " Wait here" " OK" "Well?" "The sillier a woman is, the more she loves you" "She's very different from us" "Nothing I say will change your mind" "Don't worry, I can manage" "If you're worried, buy her a house or stocks" "I'm not worried because I have you" "That's why I told her your nickname" "You were daring even as a kid" "It's hereditary." "You're just the same" " Give me a hug" " Come on" "Take care" " Okay, bye" " Bye, Auntie" " Watch your step" " Bye" " Hello, Sam" " Hello" "Hello" "Hello" "Hello" "Finally, nobody will say he's gay" "Not us, I mean the magazines" "You mean the international edition of Empire?" "They listed Sam's criteria for his women" "It was a mile long." "Did you read it?" "I'd rather not" "Or I'll have a headache and can't sleep" "I remember one:" "Brains and looks" "Connections, tastes and fertility" "What happened?" "They picked on you?" "No, they were nice" "They asked stupid questions?" "I just didn't know what to say to them" "For real..." "I can't even remember their names" "That's easy, I'll tell you" "There's Ada, Sharon and..." "We can go if you want" "No, you should go back in, I'm OK" "I better not" "I'm not fond of them" "They shoot off their mouths and wear low-cuts" "I only like low-cuts on you" "Teach me how to dance" "Come on" " OK" " OK" "Well?" "Left or right?" "You tell me" " Left" " Left?" " OK" " Left" "Left." "I stepped on you" "Come on, lift it" "Ready" "What's so funny?" "Stop" "You said it" "You're most honest when you're truly hungry" "Tell me, will you marry me?" "I love you, I love you" "My love for you surpasses everything" "My love for you will never change" "Take good care of Milan" "Just tell me I do" "I love you, I need you" "Listen, from now on" "I'll always be there when you make a wish" "I love you, I need you" "I miss you, My love is true" "Loving you, you are my only one" "My love for you surpasses everything" "My love for you will never change" "Everyone sent you their congrats" "What are you saying?" "Get to the point" "Point No. 1, the shareholders and business partners question your fiancée's background" "Getting married is our business, not theirs" "That's pertinent to Point No. 2" "Your second wife... got 1/3 of your assets at divorce which was, of course, your personal assets but now you own a corporation... in other words" "Milan's background... increases the risk factor" "What are you proposing?" "Say it" "A prenuptial agreement that stipulates, in the event of a divorce" "Milan is entitled to a limited alimony only so that she won't be a liability to the corporation" "I don't want this" "Think of something else" "This is your Mother's idea" "You're back" " You're practicing?" " Yes" "Carry on, you can read this later" "What is it?" "Nothing, some company document" "I'm the chairman" "A major loss in my assets is detrimental to the company at large" "What is this?" "A prenuptial agreement" "You must understand my position" "The company's interest is top priority" "What if" "I'm just saying what if we get a divorce, you're entitled to my..." "I know this is ludicrous" "But I must protect my company and shareholders" "They need protection" "If we want to get married... we must sign this" "We getting married is none of the shareholders' business" "Just tell me if you choose to give up" "If he wants to count, give him babies" "Make him pay for each of them" "So what if the agreement is very thick?" "Charge him by head counts" "Don't pout" "That's like getting paid to make love" "A big fat zero for orgasm" "You're wrong" "The zeroes in your bank book is your orgasm" "One zero." "Oh" "Two zeroes." "Ohoh..." "Three zeroes." "Ohohoh" "Understand?" " Morning" " Morning, Sam" "What is it?" "The toast is no good?" "I gave you a double" "Enjoy it" "This may seem complicated" "Trust me on this" "Auntie didn't go to the casino?" "She didn't want people to think she's selling you to pay her gambling debts" "She wouldn't go even if you make her" "We dare not shop for groceries in case the paparazzi find out what we eat" "You can't go out?" "I dress like this to cook at home" "It's the same as going out" "Jean Paul and I may not be rich" "We still want to present you as a lady" "Jean Paul?" "I'm Jean Paul" "She's Tiffany, you're Milan" " We're all famous brands" " That's right" "You're home early" "I called you" "I forgot to bring my phone" "I'll hit the shower" "Dinner is ready, let's eat first" "I ate at my Aunt's" "She has a phone, why didn't you call me?" "I want to take a shower first" "Go ahead" "Are you asleep?" "What is it?" "Can you forget about the agreement?" "Yes" "It'd be perfect if you're not the Chairman" "I'll sign it, good night" "Before the commercial break" "Let's review how John met Zoe" "He's secretly loved Zoe for 3 years but never had the guts to tell her" "Now you finally have the guts to tell her" "If you love her so much what took you so long to tell her?" "She's better than me in every sense" "What was her reaction?" "I had no intention to tell her that day" "I only wanted to meet her for dinner and talk about that later and she agreed" "But on her way to work the next day" "She had an accident" "What happened?" "She died" "Come over here" "I want you to tell the audience" "Why did you decide to appear on" ""Follow Your Heart"" "Because I still love her very much" "I'm sorry I didn't tell her I loved her in three years until now." "I regret it" "So what if she turned me down?" "At least she'd know someone loved her" "You're very brave, John" "John bared his soul to us" "We should give him a big hand" "Give me a pen" "Let me explain this" "No, I don't want to know" "All his ex-wives signed this?" "No, he never thought of it" "Simply because... his company expanded too quickly" "This is actually his Mom's request" "Sam would never tell you in case you feel awkward when you meet" "I have a request too" "If you ever get a divorce she'll donate all that she'll get to charity" "I'm OK with it" "But before she signed it why did she add such a provision?" "Because she found out the agreement was your Mom's idea" "How?" "Sorry, slip of the tongue" "I see" " Miss Kwok" " What is it?" "Someone to see you from the TV station" "Mr. Ching has no media appointment today" "They asked for you" "Me?" ""Follow Your Heart"" "It's a hit matchmaking show" "You're kidding" "Look, Uncle" "That's my license plate" "Yes, MI 3211" "You have such a good memory" "Queenie, do you have gifts for other uncles?" "Queenie" "Get up." "Go study in your room" "Say goodbye to Uncle" "Bye" "Bye" "I don't want Queenie to follow my footsteps and have people look down on her" "Is this OK?" "OK" "OK" "Self-knowing, self-overcoming, self-changing before loving someone" "Sign up if you want no regret." "We're waiting" "We'll help you follow your heart" "Sharky" "No man has ever made me so happy yet so... miserable" "But it's worth the misery" "You think it's OK... for someone poor" "to be with someone rich?" "Unless the man is spending the woman's money" "What's wrong if the woman is spending the man's?" "Here comes your problem" "Hello" "I learnt a new trick" "I'll grant you a wish that will come true" "Try it" "I want to marry a billionaire" "Stop kidding around" "I'm not" "I thought I'd be OK with it" "How hard is it to spend money?" "I'm a woman." "I can become a rich woman" "But I can't" "We're worlds apart" "I can act dumb when I'm with you, right?" "But when other people say about me" "I really want to..." "You're the one I love" "Why should they make me sign an agreement?" "You're OK with it" "But has it ever occurred to you I'm not OK?" "Forget it" "Tell me now" "Will you marry me?" "Right now?" "Right now" "Right now, the answer is no" "You should go, I need to practice" "Sorry" "I go on TV and accept a contractor" "What will people think of me?" "No" "Not me, it's him" "What will people think of him?" "That's so mundane" "Don't you care what people think as long as you love him" "If someone tells me... she loves me on TV" "I'd go for it in a heartbeat" "Then why didn't you tell her you love her and let herjump at the chance?" " No" " Why not?" "Because I'm a man" "Men" "Men must save face and women mustn't?" "I can't live with myself" "It'll be too humiliating" "Humiliating" " I'll go, I don't care" " Utterly humiliating" "Leave him alone, don't beg him" "He's just the chauffeur" " Chauffeur" " He's lily-livered" "Silly driver" "You don't have to go with her" "I will" " Oh, yes" " Go my ass" "Do you know where we're going?" " Of course I do" " We're not going swimming" "I heard you." " You're offering happiness" " Over there" " and try to find a taker, right?" " Exactly" "You're drunk." "This is not a game" "Jo will get hurt because of you" "Who do you think you are?" " Sam Ching." "When Sam Ching wants a woman" " Sam Ching she'll come flying in from hell" "I'm Sam Ching and I'm loaded, so what?" "An idiot proposed today with a ring" " She said no" " Who did?" "No." "So what if I know she's the one I want" "She has to know that too" "Forget the rest." "I'll tell the whole world" "I love Milan" " Good" " I have decided to go with you" "Yes." "You are a good boy" "He's bad." "We go" "Let's go" "Wait" "You're such a pain" "I trust you." "If a man proposes on TV will a woman say yes?" "If I can do it any woman can do it" "Anything goes" "Trust me" "Anything goes?" "Absolutely" "Come, let's shake on it" "Good" "We'll all go" "Com'on" "Follow your own heart" "Milan, you're struck by Cupid's arrow" "Look over here" "What TV station is this?" "Shannon, you're struck by Cupid's arrow" "What are you doing?" "Follow your heart" "I'm your host Tommy" "Welcome to the show" "OK" "Tonight, we have with us a chauffeur" "a super office lady a single mother" "an unemployed worker, and a billionaire" "But..." "All men are equal when it comes to love" "You must follow your heart for love and bliss" "Let the show begin" "We have 6 special guests tonight but only 5 of them showed up" "We've been trying to call..." "Mr. Ching's girlfriend but there's been no answer" "Mr. Ching, you're welcome to leave now before Milan refuses to make an appearance" "Can you handle that?" "We'll see how long you'll last" "Now, ladies and gentlemen" "Let's give a warm... welcome to Mr. Lin Jiu our unemployed surrealist and warrior of love" "Hello" "Aren't you a bit overdressed?" "I need not respect your show but I respect love" "Good comeback" "For that, I'm giving you a chance to tell us exactly how lowly you are" "My name is Lin Jiu, I'm from Shandong where I worked for a theatre troupe" "I came to Macau 2 years ago to look for ajob" "How sad" "But that's alright." "Now, let's see how outstanding your Jo is" "Jo, you graduated with honors at the world famous University of Texas" "Your current position is...?" "Company Secretary of Mannequin International" "A multi-billion dollar corporation" "You know the meaning of Company Secretary?" "Here's something for you to learn" "A Company Secretary is only second to the CEO" "Mr. Lin, you simply have no idea what you're up against" "Let's give him a big hand" "You're wrong" "You said on your show even with the possibility of rejection it's worth it to let her know" "someone is truly in love with her" "You..." "You also said on your show" "Right here, Love asks for nothing in return" "And here's my favorite line" "Today's hesitation begets tomorrow's regret" " Also..." " Enough, Mr. Lin" "Please stop quoting me" "Look 1.3 billion people are behind you" "Make good use of this moment to fight for your happiness" "OK, let's hear it" "I came here to say" "Most people would think" "I'm not worthy of you" "We are more than miles apart" "But I have a right to love" "I'm here... to fight for happiness to give her" "I simply want her to know that" "Thank you" "That is truly touching" "But what good will it do?" "What do women want from men?" "Power" "Jo is an outstanding woman in Asia" "You're an unemployed worker" "Will she wait for you to crawl your way up?" "Give Mr. Lin a mirror" "Let him see how good a match he is for Jo" "Don't play him for a fool" "That's what he gets for screwing up" "He's fired while he's still on probation" " Am I right?" " It wasn't anything major" "He made... minor changes to the design" "Minor changes?" "Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we take a look... at Mr. Lin's minor changes" "Here's the original design and this is his" "Jo, you have seen this before, right?" "What do you see?" "A glass inside the circle" "A glass?" "Technically that's a champagne flute" "Jo's schedule is so busy she doesn't remember... the champagne flute or that she has given it away" "To Jo, this champagne flute... is nothing but to me, it's very important" "This is the first present she gave me" "I cherish it" "No wonder Mr. Lin treasures the flute" "It's not an ordinary glass" "It represents his undying love" "Nothing matters on my checklist now" "It's the heart that counts" "Allow me to love you for the rest of my life" "Yes" "It's a success story" "Congratulations" "You may proceed to our Throne of Happiness" "This is Milan, leave a message" "I'll think about calling you back, bye" "Milan, it's Sharky" "You're one step away from finishing the dance" "Shannon, how many blind dates have you had?" "Too many, I don't remember" "Too many" "Bringing your daughter along every time?" "Were you worried about that?" "Most men would have a problem with that" "You're not afraid they'll laugh at you?" "No" "No" "I come from a poor family" "I don't know about being afraid" "My husband had an affair when I was pregnant" "I survived that" "Whether or not people look down on me won't stop me seeking a man who loves me" "Ladies and gentlemen, a true warrior of love" "Give her a round of applause" "Louder" "Louder" "Now I want you to give Tim the loudest boo you can manage" "OK." "We boo him because he's too fussy" "Tim, I really want to know why you caused such pain to these pour souls?" "Here's your chance" "Go on stage, if you're a man and explain to Shannon" "From the start, Shannon knew my problem" "But Queenie changed me" "A child is simple" "You like something or you don't" "Adults have too much to think about" "I'm a fussy chauvinist" "I was indecisive." "I even bought a ring but somehow I screwed up" "To Queenie" "I did what a father should do" "I picked her up from school." "I played with her" "I held her when she was too tired and let her sleep on my shoulder" "We took lots of pictures" "When I looked at those pictures" "I realized" "I had never smiled like that" "So happy" "So sweet" "Can you... give me another chance?" "Uncle" "Queenie" "Mommy" "Another success" "Congrats to you" "and to our show for making another match" "Please take your seats" "Step over to your throne" "Thank you, Tim" "I'm very happy today" "We matched up 2 pairs" "With half pair to go" "Mr. Ching, you're on" "Nervous?" "I find it weird that" "Mr. Ching asked you to appear on that show" "But he's right for you, you're both crazy" "Play a trick on him on live TV ask him to strip dance" "Just remember" "You'll be happier if you can be silly" "You dare to step on stage, Mr. Ching?" "Would you like to try... the Throne?" "Will a miracle happen... in the next few minutes?" "It will" "You think so?" "Look over there" "No answer" "No answer since the show started" "Will it be better... if you call yourself?" "I bet there's still no answer" "Maybe you need to show... your good faith" "I'll give you one minute" "Explain yourself in front of the camera" "Maybe, just maybe she'll take your call" "OK" "When I was little, I heard on the radio" "Happiness was a crystal ball" "It was shattered as it fell to the ground" "Everyone can pick up the pieces" "Everyone has the right to embrace happiness" "However hard you try, you can't have it all" "But you'll get some if you try" "I believe in that" "I think... she also believes in that" "Dial the last number." "Scared?" "The phone is ringing" "Is he my Rem?" "Still no answer" "The clock is ticking" "It's time I announce there's no miracle tonight" "You're a rich man, you get special treatment" "I don't like you, but I'll give you another chance" "You can buy 1 second with $1 million" "How much time do you need?" "Time is running out, make up your mind" "No thanks" "Time's up" "A failure" "I pronounce Mr. Ching a failure in love" "He can take his seat, alone." "Please" "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see all men are equal when it comes to love" "Even billionaires lose their brides let alone ajobless man" "If it's meant to be, it'll be" "If it isn't meant to be, you can't make it so" "How about I report you... for lecturing me?" "I believe no good deed is never lost" "Why is everyone so nice to you?" "Because I'm nice to them" "No one asked me to trust them before" "Because no one else is nice to you" "You shouldn't gamble if you work so hard" "I want to go learn dancing in USA" "Thank you" "That's all for tonight" "Thank you, bye" "Mr. Ching, actually..." "I'm fine" "I understand" "Why she didn't show up" "I don't think I need to wait till I'm 100" "When I was little, I heard on the radio" "Happiness was a crystal ball" "It was shattered as it fell to the ground" "Everyone can pick up the pieces" "However hard you try, you can't have it all" "But you get some if you try" "I believe in that" "Why?" "I didn't do it on purpose" "I don't want people to stare" "I'm sorry" "You said love is our own business" "I remember that, I really do" "I'm not ready for your world" "OK" "But I'm ready to let you into mine" "Will you marry me?" "Now we're even" "Come on" "Bring it on" "THE END Subtitles by:"