"Male announcer:" "And now, nickelodeon and dreamworks'" "Monsters vs. Aliens." " ¶ mva ¶" "¶ mva ¶" " ¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" "¶ it's us vs. Them" "¶ foe vs. Friend" "¶ brain vs. B.O.B." " ¶ it's a super-freaky job" " Oh, yeah, it's freaky." " ¶ mva ¶" " ¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" " [cackles] - ¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" "¶ monsters vs. Aliens ¶" "¶ mva ¶" "[tense electronic music]" "¶" " Hey, suze, it's turkey tetrazzini day." "Looks like they finally took your suggestion." " Of course." "General monger loved the idea." "Turkey tetrazzini." "Turkey tetrazzini." "Turkey tetra-- - [clears throat]" " [giggles]" "It's really good." "I'm sure you guys will love it too." "It's my all-time favorite dish." " Mm, I look forward to indulging." " And I can't wait to try it." "I'll eat anything," "Except that gloppy noodle stuff with the meat chunks, 'cause that looks ridiculously nasty." "Ugh!" " That is the turkey tetrazzini, b.O.B." " Oh, and tetrazzini means "looks kinda barf-y?"" " [stammers] I-I'll just fish a sample out of the garbage..." "Later." " And I'll just--yeah." "Wow, I must really be disgusted right now 'cause I got nothin'." " Stop, it's delicious." " [groans]" " Sta'abi, you'll try the tetrazzini, right?" " Ugh." "Mushy baby food." "For weak humans, not mighty warriors." "I have live-protein diet." " You mean "high protein?"" " I don't think she does." "So do you pull the heads off first or" "Ow!" " [slurps]" " You're all trying it, you picky babies." "[dramatic orchestration]" "¶ [squelch]" "Oh, jeez." "Sta'abi, I'm sorry." " [groans]" " Here, I'll clean it off." "Seltzer, stat." " [groans nervously]" "Oh, oh!" "[groans]" "Oh, no!" "Really sorry!" " [grumbles] - truly sorry." "So, so sorry." "Like, a boatful of sorries." " Sta'abi will endure no more!" " [groans]" " Whoa." "I said sorry, a lot." " Oh." "You call that an apology?" " On this planet?" "Yeah." " Sta'abi is not from this planet." "Hers is a proud culture." "You must apologize profoundly," "Profusely, and publicly." " Nope." "Nope, nope, nope." "She is a warrior." "The only thing she understands is force." "So just step on her." "I mean, really just step on her." "Then call it a day." "Just walk away." " What?" "No." "Coverton's right." "Can't believe I'm gonna say this." "Thanks." " The pleasure is mine." " Attention, please." "I have an announcement." "I want to say to everyone in this room," "As well as everyone all around the base," "Wherever they are," "That I owe sta'abi a huge, monster-sized apology." " Oh, very good, good, good." " I am so, so sorry, sta'abi." "Really sorry, from the bottom of my heart." " Good, keep going." " I even made you an "I'm sorry" card." "See?" "The saw is, like, "saw-ry."" "'cause I'm sorry?" "Get it?" "[giggles] cute, right?" "And not only that," "I baked you a cake." "[metallic scraping]" " ¶ cake [chuckles] and I only had one bite." " B.O.B.!" " What?" "You said I could have one." " I said you could have none." "None." " Oh." "I gotta get my ears cleaned out." "Also, I gotta get ears." " Okay." "I'll bake you another cake." "I'll bake you a cake every day for the rest of the week." "Just another way to say-- - [grumbling]" " You know what I'm gonna say, right?" "¶ I am sorry" " Gah!" "[glass shatters] [cake crashes] - ¶ cake" " I-I don't understand." " You think sta'abi so weak to need your apologies?" "No!" "Apologies are for weepy earth babies... [feigns crying]" "Not glory hunter like sta'abi." " Wait, you're mad because I'm apologizing?" " On my planet, apology is worst insult." " Yes, yes, that's right." " So you're not mad" "Because I got tetrazzini on your uniform?" "Or because I sprayed you with seltzer?" " [scoffs] no." "Seltzer was delightful and refreshing." "But apology insult was not!" " But--but coverton said you'd want a big, public "so sorry."" " [sighs] what's that?" "Oh!" "General monger is summoning me." " I don't hear anything." " Uh, uh, coming, general." " Coverton." "Look, I didn't know." "I'm so sorry, which is totally the wrong thing to say." "Sorry." "Gah!" "Did it again." "Sorry." "Gah!" " I declare growl'nkoot!" "[all gasp]" "Growl'nkoot!" "Growl'nkoot!" "Growl'nkoot!" " Growl and coot?" "What does that mean?" " Ancient ritual." "Means there is hak'ngut between us." " Helpful." "And hak'ngut means?" " I reclaim my honor by hunting you," "Carving out your fralnick, and feeding it to vornicarn." " [growls] [slurps]" " Fralnick." "I won't even ask." "But I think I wanna keep it." " The hunt will begin at the rise" "Of the fourth moon." " Point of order:" "Earth has but one moon." " Really?" "Good to know." "Okay, we start now." "¶ sta'abi [groans]" " Sorry." "Guys, stop." "I'm sure I can clear the air." " Uh-uh." "That air has turned from a funnel cloud" "To an f5 tornado." " Precisely, so we must flee" "To the deepest regions of the base." "[neck cracks]" " [roars]" " We'll be safe in here." "[all groaning]" " Giant iron balls dropping from the ceiling" "Doesn't seem--oh!" " Very safe." "[groans]" " Why would someone make a room like this?" "[groans]" "I mean, seriously." "What is the point?" " Ah, susan, when you start thinking like that," "Soon you're asking "what's the point" "Of putting peanut butter on a hamster?"" " [squeaks] - good chat." "I think we all learned something today here, gang." "I know I did." " [growls]" " Aah!" "B.O.B., run!" " [slurps] - yes." "Sta'abi smells the stink of susan, too." " [growls]" " What's our next move?" " Whatever it is, let's choose wisely." " Oh, I know!" "I found these flowers and muffins." "I'll take them to sta'abi." "They'll make her happy." " No, b.O.B. [electricity crackles]" " [screams]" "Who doesn't love flowers and muffins?" " More hiding?" "That's our wise move?" "This is ridiculous." "We can't avoid sta'abi forever." " Then go back to my original suggestion:" "Step on her." "I mean, really step on her!" " No, that's the last thing I wanna do," "Aside from giving her my fralnick," "Which I'm still using-- I think." "This whole situation is a horrible misunderstanding." "I was just ignorant about sta'abi's culture." " Ignorance." "That's the answer." " Works for me." " We haven't much knowledge about sta'abi." "Likewise, she hasn't much information about us," "Particularly about human anatomy." "And this is a weakness..." "We can..." "Exploit." " [shouting] where..." "Are..." "We?" "More gummy worms." " Oh, yes, a few more." " B.O.B., they're not a snack." " And yet, not quite a meal." " Just put these here and-- voila." " There." "That looks authentic enough." " [snarls]" " Oh, no." "It's sta'abi." " No more seek and hide." " I couldn't agree more." "I'm ready to accept my fate." " [spits] [tense electronic music]" "¶" " Oh!" "Ow!" "You--you tagged me good, sta'abi." "Oh." "Oh." "[groans]" "Oh, no, my fralnick!" " Barely, I touch you." "Are all humans this feeble?" " Like you wouldn't believe." " Mm-hmm, full of defects." "A shoddy house of cards." " Oh, well, I'll have to live without my fralnick," "Which, by the way, us humans can totally do." "So we're even steven, right?" " This no fralnick." "What fool you take sta'abi for?" " Well, um, human fralnicks are kinda..." "Gummy?" " [sniffs] gooblesnark!" "Even better." " [munching] [sighs happily] - right." "Yummy and gummy." " Honor and duty are satisfied." "Growl'nkoot is done." " Oh, sweet." "Well, see you around, sta'abi." "Bye." " She fell for it." " Yay!" "She fell for it!" "Yay!" "Hooray!" "Did you hear that, susan?" "She fell for it." " Fell for it?" "Fell for what?" " Sta'abi, your voice sounds kinda harsh." "This is a time for celebration 'cause you totally fell for the bogus gummy fralnick and" " Bogus?" "Growl'nkoot!" " That is enough." " [groans] - step on her." " We are gonna make peace" "Even if I have to grind you into the ground." " What did you say?" " Uh, make peace?" " No." "The other thing." " [meekly] grind you into the ground?" " Ah." "Finally, you act with honor." " What-a-wha?" " We are flarn'groot." " Does that mean even steven?" " No, but sta'abi will stop hunting you for now." " Good enough." " Now?" " Yeah, b.O.B., now." " Yay!" "Hooray!" "Yay!" "Hooray!" "[laughs]" "Whoops." "Sorry." " Growl'nkoot!" " I said I was sorry." "Why are you so mad?" "[tense orchestration]" "¶" " [growls] [grunts]" " [snarling]" " [grunting]" " [snarling]" " [grunting]" " [snarling]" " [battle cry] [grunts]" " [groans] [applause]" " Those dummies were only two days from retirement." "[crying] why?" " Only five?" "Vornicarn, where is the final trophy-skull?" " [groans]" " Oh, bad vornicarn." "Release." "Obey me!" " [groans, snorts]" " [groans]" "Stubborn, impudent jortnurg!" " [screams] - [spits]" " Language." "[electricity crackling] [screams]" " Indoor lightning." "Methinks this was not meteorological." " And me thinks about what I'd look like as a hand puppet." "[mumbling indistinctly]" "Nop, nop, nop, nop." "Nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop-- - what the heck was that?" " She said the "j"-word." " There's a "j"-word?" " Not on this planet." "It is one of our alien forbidden words." " You guys have your own swears?" "That's kinda awesome." " It is anti-opposite not awesome." "Unlike your earth potty talk," "The forbidden words have actual, physical consequences." " The "j"-word makes lightning." "The "g"-word's spontaneous combustion." "And of course, we don't even speak" "About the dreaded "q"-word." "[shudders]" " [whimpers]" " [chuckles] you're kidding, right?" "You know the way sta'abi is, such a kidder." "Oh." " They are so destructive," "Only a simple fool would utter them." " Precisely." "Only a..." " Nup, nup, nup." "Nop, nop, nop, nop." " Simple fool." "[chuckles]" " Nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop, nop." " I hate when he does that." "Creep-to-the-e." " ¶ evil, evil, evil, evil, evil ¶" "Hmm, "j"-word." ""g"-word." "Double-"o"-word." "Flur-word." "Mm." "And dare I go for the dreaded "q"-word?" "Hmm, indeed." "[groaning]" "Commence evil." " Nop, nop, nop." "Nop, nop, nop, nop." ""cool new words to say."" "Huh." "[rattling, ding]" "Wow." "These are cool!" "I'm gonna go say them right now." "[giggles]" "What's up, steve, you old girkmorch?" "[chuckles]" " Aah!" "Aah!" " Oh, excuse me." " No worries, buddy." "It's all flurglegurgle." " Huh?" "Aah!" " Hm." " Curly fries?" "Oh, yum infinity." "This is the best jornurging day ever." " [grunts] [cans rattling] [rumbling]" " [shouts] [all shouting]" " Okay, what was that?" " Desert volcano?" "Methinks this was not vulcanological." " I was totally waiting for b.O.B." "To say something ridiculous there." " Yeah, that was kinda awkward." "Where is he, anyway?" " [gasps]" " Who has spoken the forbidden words?" " The "q"-word makes a stinking volcano?" " Oh, no, this is merely from the double-"o"-word." " If the brainless oaf whose toilet mouth did this" "Also knows the "q"-word," "There will be much worse coming." " Brainless oaf?" "Mm-mm." " ¶ doopy, diddy, doo" "¶ doopy, doopy, jortnurg" " [screams]" "¶ dingle, dangle" "¶ wabba, dabba, girkmorch" " Look out!" "Fire!" " ¶ dabba, dabba" "¶ b.O.B. Solo" "Mr. President." "What's up, frowny sad face, sir?" " It's what's down, b.O.B." "Look at these popularity numbers." "[mimics bomb-dropping]" "That was america dropping a hate-bomb on me." " Oh, that is so just like america." "[chuckles] hm." "Have you tried being more popular?" " Great idea." "I gotta really wow the people." "I'm thinking something internet-y," "Like a webcast video blog viral thing." " Love it." "You should do it with that cat that laughs." " But it needs that extra kick of cool, you know?" " Did somebody say "cool"?" " Wow." "Those words are cool." " And just think how groovy they'll sound" "When they're broadcast through the entire world." "[chuckles]" " You think we can work these into my interweb blogcast?" " You bet your flurglegurgle, sir." " Oh, no!" "[screams]" "¶ evil, evil, evil, evil, evil ¶" " [growls] all:" "B.O.B.!" " B.O.B.!" " Yo, b.O.B.!" " Vornicarn, are you yet smelling" "The blue monster's musk?" " [growls] [vomits]" " That is vomit for "yes."" " General monger, have you seen b.O.B.?" " Affirmative." "He's off in the desert" "Making some internet video hoo-ha with the president." " What?" " Worldwide waste of time, if you ask me." "Got the script here and I can't understand half the words," "Like this word here." "What's a quoog-- - [screams]" "It's the "q"-word." "He's going to use the "q"-word." "We have to stop him!" " Yes." "And I must "help" you." " Why did you make air quotes on the word "help"?" " Um, uh, those aren't air quotes." "[chuckles]" "Uh, they're hel-por and handy," "The twin bunnies of good deeds." "[falsetto] "let's do some good."" ""oh, yes." "Let's."" " Oh." "Hello, america." "It's just me, the president," "Ripping through the desert in a jeep" "With my homey, an 8-foot gelatinous monster." " Hi, america." " Yeah." "We just blew your girkmorched mind." " There!" "Your president must've used the "g"-word." " Does he spit acid on his mother with that mouth?" " Where are we in the script, suze?" " Two more pages to the "q"-word." "Punch it!" "[engine revvs] [screaming] [all groaning]" " Some people say I've lost my mojo." "Well, to them I say, how do you like this jortnurg?" " Ow!" " Somebody put out that lightning." "I'm tryin' to watch a webcast." " So hypothetically, if the president" "Actually does say the "q"-word," "How horrible would this be," "Like, on a scale from 1 to aah!" " To speak the "q"-word from even one mouth is a disaster." " And your president is about to blurt it" "To the entire internet," "Multiplying the impact catastrophically." " Thus cleansing the earth of all human life-forms" "Just in time for" "Oh, look." "It's the bunnies again." ""hello." [chuckles] [tank beeps]" " You feeling me, america?" "Yee-ahh!" " Who wants to see some stunts?" " Let me hear you say, "oodifoo!"" "[groaning] [volcano rumbles]" " My tank!" "[both shouting and laughing] [cheering]" " Double "o"-word?" "We're only one page away from the big "q."" "We have to stop him now." "[warbling tone] [groans, sighs] [warbling tone] [engine sputters] [both groan]" " Eureka!" "I have the perfect device to--aah!" "My extra-sensitive, comically oversized insect eyes!" " [cackles]" "Oh!" " Vornicarn, make me airborne!" "[shouts] [brakes screech]" "Both:" "Whoa!" " Yes!" "Mr. President!" "Mr. President!" "You have to stop-- [groans]" " Guys, shh." "You're interrupting a very important" "And super cool livestream." " [groans] where was I?" "Oh, right." "So, in conclusion..." " B.O.B., you have to let us through!" "He's gonna say the "q"-word to the world." " Shyeah." "How awesome is that?" " And there's nothing we can do to stop it." "Horror." " No." "There is still one thing." "Duck and cover your ears." " Why?" " We must fight the "q"-word" "With the "q"-word." "I will whisper quietly and hope for the best." "[low] quoogwaffle." " [screams] [lightning crashes] [shouting and screaming] [ominous music]" " [laughing] [groans]" " Whoa!" "¶" " And that is why we do not speak the "q"-word." "Come, vornicarn, I must scrub out mouth with rocks." " That was some seriously intense jortnurg." " [screams]"