"After being widowed four times... giving birth to a dozen children... some of whom are already living in various countries around the world... having pleasant in-laws whom I suspect are just playing nice... having cute grandchildren whose genes obviously came from me... and being the most controversial Philippine president..." "I thought I would be forgotten... and would just be discussed over history books... along with other renowned former presidents." "Malena, go away!" "Oops, I'm sorry madam!" "Wow!" "Good morning, my dear children!" "Good morning, mom!" "I thought my beauty is already passe... but lo and behold!" "I still am a famed celebrity!" "Ribbon cutting here..." "Wow!" "Ribbon cutting there... and everywhere as long as there is something to cut!" "Even in books, I am a blockbuster queen!" "The whole nation really loves me." "That's why they just fire random questions at me." "What is the one biggest mistake that you made in your life... and what did you do to make it right?" "You know, sir, in my 2,500 years of existence..." " Are you that old?" "!" " No." "I counted it by the hours." "I can say that there's nothing, major major... like a super major major, big major major..." "I mean problems, I have done in my life... because of my family and their love and support for me." "Thank you very much I'm here!" "Haha!" "With this blissful life, I can already die!" "Until one day..." "I faced the most challenging problem of my life." " Frank, I feel dizzy..." " Huh?" "!" "I think I'm craving for a wild mangosteen..." " A wild mangosteen?" " Yes, but a seedless one, please..." "Find me a seedless wild mangosteen... " " Does it even exist?" " It does!" "Please, find me one." "I'll faint if I don't eat a seedless wild mangosteen." " Please!" " Okay." "But I won't find one if you don't kiss me." "What?" "Why should I..." " Let's kiss first!" " I don't want to!" " Stop it, there are many people here!" " Oh, there's none!" "I don't want to be kissed in public, it's so embarrassing!" " Come on!" " Why are you so insistent?" " Rowena!" "Come over!" " Wait, best friend!" "I've been looking for you!" "Huh?" "!" "Are they an item?" "!" "Best friend!" "Why, what's the matter?" "!" " What's happening?" "!" " Huh?" "Where?" "!" "What were you doing in the vehicle?" "I was just fixing your important documents... so they don't get mixed up." "Is the baptism over yet?" "Not yet, and I'm not yet over in asking you." "What were you doing in the vehicle?" "!" "Oh, nothing." "Forget it." "President Ren is here!" "Oh, President Ren is here!" "She's here!" " She's already here!" " The documents aren't there!" "Where is she?" " She's there!" " There!" "Come!" " Madam!" "Let me in!" " Come in!" " Thank you so much, you made it here!" " Of course, madam!" "We're so excited despite all these eccentricities!" " Oh, yes!" " It's hot in here!" " Best friend?" "!" " Ina!" "Best friend!" "Please understand." "I cannot let you in." "It's off-limits." "Hurry!" "Make it fast!" "Please do understand." "I'll be reprimanded!" "I will never leave you!" "I'm just here, Ina!" "Kindly wait for the technician." "Okay." "Please hurry up!" "I'm just here, best friend!" "I'll never leave you!" "Wait!" "I have something to tell you..." "I'm just here by your side!" "You can do it, Ina!" "Uhm, best friend, I'll just wait outside..." "No, stay here." "You told me you'd never leave." " Let's go!" " Best friend, I cannot stay here." " Why?" " There's... radiation." " What?" "You're pregnant?" "!" " Let me explain!" "I will explain!" " Are you the technician?" " Madam..." "Yes, it's me." "Let's proceed with the x-ray because I feel cold." "Madam Ina, oh my!" "Madam, it's not reading well." "May you undress your gown?" "Okay." "Can I have a lab gown?" "They are all dirty." "Madam, the machine's still not reading it." " Can you just go naked?" " What?" "!" "That's it, madam!" "Dandan!" "What are you doing here?" "!" " Why?" "!" "Wait..." " Madam, why are you naked?" "That's what this technician asked me to do!" "He's not a technician." "He's a janitor." "How dare you!" "You told me you're the technician!" "Best friend, what's your plan now?" " He'll marry me." " Are you sure he'll marry you?" " Let me explain." " Again?" "!" "Ma'am Ina, I already have the lab results." "What's the finding?" "What do these mean?" "Best friend, don't leave us!" "I'm still alive!" " Why?" " My condition is already severe." " Really?" "Who told you that?" " Why are you shaking your head?" " My condition is already severe, then!" " I'm not authorized to interpret these." "I don't know those things." "Then why are you shaking your head?" "!" " Who's authorized to read these?" " The doctor." " Where is he?" " I don't know." "So you're not authorized to interpret these... but you keep shaking your head!" "What should we do now?" "!" "Go and give these to the doctor, quick!" "Yes, madam!" " This does not look good." " What is it, doc?" " We need to do further tests!" " Huh?" "Why?" "!" "For us to be sure." "If you want, let's get a second opinion." "Doc, there's no first opinion yet so why bother for a second opinion?" "What is it really?" "This can be... a blood clot, or tumor!" " Am I going to die?" "!" " We can't say that for sure!" "Let's say it's a tumor..." "how long will Ina live?" "Two years?" "Two months?" "Two weeks?" "Two days?" "!" "Two minutes?" "Two seconds?" "!" "How can we say that if we don't have further tests?" " Just an estimate!" " 6 to 8 months?" "!" "What right do you have to say that?" "!" " Are you God?" "!" "Are you God?" "!" " I can't take it..." " Are you God?" "!" "Are you God?" "!" " That I am going to lose you." "It pains me to hear you say that you don't love me anymore!" "I didn't say I am God!" " It's just an estimate!" " I can feel the pain deep within..." "Estimate!" "Best friend, you may now leave me." "Tudis..." "Pip..." "Seven..." "Lord, my life is okay." "Why do you want to take me now?" "I can't handle this!" "How will I tell my children that I am dying?" "They shouldn't know." "They shouldn't be troubled by this." "What will happen to them if I die?" "I don't wanna die!" "We'll be together in heaven... but I'm not yet ready." "I cannot leave our children." "Malena!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You..." "Why are you playing the piano?" "!" "Madam, you have been crying there for a while now." "It's better to have background music." "You're annoying me!" "Go away!" "You're interrupting my moment!" "I am really about to leave you, madam." " You're leaving me?" " Yes madam." " I was about to tell you." " You're leaving me, too..." " But Madam, I'll be back right away." " Where are you going?" "I just need to buy credits for my cellphone." "Then go!" "Come back in two years if you wish!" "Madam!" "Madam!" "I cannot take this!" " Mom?" "!" "What happened?" " Oh no... where are my earrings?" "I feel sleepy." "I'm going to sleep now!" "Malena?" "!" "Malena?" "!" "I'm blind!" "My tumor is starting to grow!" "Malena, I'm already blind!" "Malena!" " Ouch!" " Madam?" "Madam!" "I cannot see a thing Malena!" "Madam, you really wouldn't see a thing." "I turned off your bedroom light." "Let's conserve electricity." "You're getting on my last nerve!" " I thought I already turned blind." " I'm just concerned for you, Madam." " Concerned?" "!" "Really?" "!" " Yes, madam!" " Off to bed, now!" " Good night, madam!" "I'll call Juan." "Oh, busy." "How about Por..." "busy, too." "I'll be gone sooner with this woman..." "Hmf!" "Madam!" "Isn't it nice if we have some music?" " Yes, it is!" " Really, madam?" " Go on with what you were doing." " Really, madam?" "Now, play the flute until tomorrow!" "Lord, why?" "Why me?" "What have I done wrong?" "Is my mission already accomplished?" "What would become of my children?" "And my grandchildren?" "And my three scholars in a far-flung school?" "What about the five pigs of our neighbor who rely on me for their food?" "What would become of them?" "I'm not yet ready, Lord." "Best friend, that's why you have a tumor." "You're thinking about a lot of things!" " Here's how you should pray..." " Okay..." "Oh my Lord!" "Please heal my best friend, Lord!" " Yes, Lord." " And, Lord..." "Amen!" "I hope that Frank would already propose." "That's where you concentrate, Lord." " Nope?" "!" " Nope!" "Lord, you know what to do with her." "Lord, let me explain!" "Oh!" "Oh my!" "Oh... " "Over, best friend!" "Slow down!" "You can place another order!" "Why?" "!" "I'll die anyway so I might as well devour all these!" "You're getting ahead of your sickness." "You know what stage is that?" " What?" " Anger stage!" " Stop analyzing me, Rowena!" " Now you're on denial stage!" " What?" "!" " Frank and I are getting married!" " How did it happen?" "!" " He proposed through a text message!" " Yes!" " Hi!" "Madam, we have been waiting for an hour now." " Where is the bride?" " Oh, mayor, hold on for a second." "Actually, she's with me a while ago." "Now, I don't know where she is." " Forever, you and I" " Wait, I think I'm hearing her... will be together, for better or for worse... " "Best friend!" "Oh my!" "Rowena, what's with all these?" "!" "We've been waiting for an hour!" "Where have you been?" "!" "You even wore a veil!" "You're just having a civil wedding!" "And an entrance song to boot!" "Singing in the mayor's office?" "!" "Best friend, let me explain..." "It's... " "Whatever!" "Do it later!" "It's always "let me explain"!" "Here you go, mayor!" "By the power of virtue vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Wait!" "Hold it!" "I cannot take this!" "Me, too!" "Let's go, mayor!" "Wake up, Pip!" "Wake up!" "Pip!" "Why are you there, Malena?" "!" "You look like a burglar!" "I've been knocking on your door but you don't wake up!" "You have a visitor!" "Go and meet her!" " Ooops, sorry..." " Hurry!" "Who the hell is it?" "!" "Waking me up so early..." "Don't you remember me?" "I am Nora, Pip!" "Best friend!" "He has chosen a woman over me!" "A woman!" "What are you saying?" "!" "Did he, really?" "!" "He doesn't even know you like him!" "Enough, please!" "Stop it!" "I'm now vomiting my intestines!" "Well, me too, two months after 'cause I was pregnant!" " And who's the father?" "!" " You!" "Don't be a liar!" "You lunatic!" "Same to you!" "It's now payback time!" " Monay!" " Yes, mom?" "You know, I seriously cannot understand you!" "Serious?" "!" "As the saying goes, fool around drunkards and those who've just waken up... but never to crazy gays!" "Now what?" "!" "Eeeew!" "So, what's your plan?" "Mom, I know it's a sin to commit..." "abortion." "What abortion are you talking about?" "!" "Your daughter has grown up!" "Pip, don't turn your back on your responsibility." "Can you be man enough to take this?" "Stop it!" "You're overreacting!" "Nora is such a lunatic!" "She knows I am a woman, yet she did it with me!" "Next time, don't get yourself drunk so you won't commit mistakes!" "No, Monay." "You're not a mistake!" "You are a wonderful blessing!" "To you, grandma." "Don't you feel anything for me, your long-Iost daughter?" "!" "Madness is what I feel!" " Pip!" " Hmp!" "Don't act like that!" "Just let your father be." "I would like my account... to be equally divided among my twelve children." "You know how it's like nowadays..." "This is it!" "This is really really is it is it!" " Just affix your signature here..." " Okay." "Then take your seat, I'll take it from here." " Thank you, madam!" " Okay, thanks too!" "Bong, prepare the van." "We'll just stay a while." "Madam!" "May I take a picture?" "!" "That's it!" "Smile!" "Ma'am, ma'am!" "I'm sorry, It's my third day straight now." "I haven't had any sleep." "My deceased husband!" "He's haunting me!" " There!" " There's none, ma'am." " He's there!" "He's there!" " Ma'am, there's none, really." "Good morning, sir!" "He's coming!" "He's coming!" "Ma'am, wait for me!" "I'll go with you!" "Don't be too naughty... so that Mommy Tudis won't get mad at you." "Grandma!" " Stop it!" " Ouch!" " Let's go." " It's your fault!" " Let's go now." " Wait..." "What's with you?" "!" "Best friend, why oh why?" "!" "Best friend, my dead husband is fetching me." "What?" "!" "Where is your dead husband?" "!" " He isn't there..." " He's there!" "Best friend, I believe it's caused by your obstructed optic nerves." "You're just having hallucinations." "No!" "He's here!" "He's here to take me!" "Ina, calm down." "Are you okay?" "Calm down!" "I cannot take this anymore!" "I pity my best friend she's becoming crazy." "Me, too." "I am becoming crazy at your oozing beauty!" "Gosh, stop it!" "I'm blushing!" "There are too many people!" "Antonio, Alfredo, Francisco, Eduardo..." "What are you really trying to tell me?" "Are you really taking me?" "What would become of us in heaven?" "Who would be my husband?" "I think it'll be all of you, that's why it's called heaven." "How about our children?" "I have to see to it first... that they are in a good condition when I'm gone." "Lord, can I have a fifth husband?" "A thunderclap when it's sunny?" "!" "Gosh!" "I'm getting wet!" "Don't come near me!" "Don't take me yet!" "Have mercy on your kids!" "I cannot take this!" "Are you okay?" " Miss?" "Miss?" " Are you okay?" "Where are you going?" "Don't go anywhere!" "Sit down!" "Don't touch me!" "Touch me not!" "Don't take me yet!" "Have pity on your children!" "Relax!" "Calm down!" "Why are you so tense?" "!" "Are you humans?" "Of course!" "Alive and kicking!" "Uhm... you're dead-ringers of my husbands." " You had three husbands?" " Actually, four." "Where could the other one be?" "By the way, I'm Nick." "We met in the hospital." "But when you saw me, you screamed to death." "Why?" "Because you look like my fourth husband." "Is that so?" "I'm..." "I'm Joe." "We met at the bank." "I'm bewildered why you frantically left." "Do you have any complaint on my branch?" "You're a look-alike of my second husband." "I'm Kevin." "We met by the bay." "You seemed to want to approach me, but you suddenly ran away." " Why?" " You look like my third husband." " Really?" " Yes." "For a while..." "Oooh..." "Wow!" "Wow!" "You're humans!" "I'm good!" "They are humans, indeed!" "Let's eat, kiddos!" "Let's eat!" "Let's eat!" "Let's eat!" "Let's go!" "Sit down, now!" " Where's the candle, Malena?" " I'm lighting it now..." "There you go!" "Hey!" "Quiet, children!" "You're so noisy!" "They aren't ghosts!" "They are just dead-ringers of your daddies!" " This is Joe..." " Hi!" " This is Kevin..." " Hi!" " And this is Nick!" " Hi!" "Mom, where's the representative for my dad?" "No look-alike?" "That's what I'm also looking for..." "Remember, your dad died while gambling?" "He might be in hell." "So, no representative." "Oh, by the way, they are my children!" "This is Tudis, my second born." "This is Pip, my gay child." "These are my youngest, obviously twins." "And this is Oogie, son of Tudis." " How about her?" "Is she your daughter?" " Hello!" "Oh no!" "That's our pet!" " Malena, say "Hi!" to our visitors!" " Hi visitors!" "Malena, play dead!" " Best friend!" " What?" "I think it's a bad omen... that I'm seeing dead-ringers of my deceased husbands." "I feel that God is already calling me to heaven!" "I do believe... that these are signs..." "that you're becoming crazy!" " So we have to make sure, let's go!" " What's with the hurry?" "!" "This could be anything!" "The x-ray images are blurry." "Why don't you try getting a CT scan and MRI?" " Me?" " Yes." "Why me?" "I don't... " "You should pretend that it's you because we have to keep it a secret!" "It's me!" "It's me!" "What are those scans that you're telling me?" "!" "Supposing we take out whatever it is in her head through surgery... what would be our worst case scenario?" "Paralysis!" "And, comatose is always a possibility!" " And to top it all... death!" " I don't wanna die, doc!" "Excuse me..." "I don't wanna die!" "Best friend, I don't wanna die!" "I don't... " "You aren't going to die!" "I'm the one who's going to die!" " I don't wanna die, best friend!" " What are we going to do?" "Bestfriend, I don't want to die..." "I don't wanna leave my children." "They'll be at a loss." "They have their own lives now, best friend..." "And that's something bad, they already have their own lives... that's why I don't know what's happening to them." "But I'll make sure they would all be fine." "Hi, mom!" "This one should be here..." "Mom!" " Seven..." " Mom, why did you arrive just now?" " What's with all these?" " William will come over today!" "Seven, who's this William, the husband of the movie actress?" "No!" "William is Seven's rich fiance!" "What?" "Is he arriving today?" "!" "Oh no, I'm sorry Seven." "I haven't been able to help in your preparations." "It's okay, mom." "Mom, you look pale." "Are you sick?" "Children, come here." "I have something important to tell you." "Uhm..." "I'm dying..." " Mom, you're dying?" "!" " Uhm..." "What?" "!" "What's your illness, mom?" "!" "Oh my god, mom... not now, no!" "Mom, how about my wedding?" "Huh?" "!" "What?" "!" "Illness?" "!" "I don't have an illness!" "What I'm trying to say is I'm dying to get a tan!" "Because I'm becoming pale!" "I want to get tanned!" "Sun sun sun!" "I'll get tanned tomorrow!" "I have a tanning lotion... gosh!" "I forgot our garbage!" "No!" "That's William!" "Malena, open the gate, quickly!" "William!" "He's here!" "He's here!" "I thought it's the garbage collector!" "Seven, where's William?" "!" "Mom, this is William, my fiance." "William, my mom and my siblings." "Good evening, mom." "Good evening, guys." "Wait, I think my head is aching..." "We might lose our appetite." "Let's eat!" "He's ugly, mom!" "Were you just called "ugly"?" "Your family's bad, they called you ugly." "Madam Ina!" "Oh my God, I'm so excited!" "Here it is!" "This will be the wedding of the century!" "Are you ready to see her gown?" "!" "This is so exciting, ready?" "!" "Ready!" " Ta-da!" " Waaah!" " Black?" "!" " Why black?" "!" "My daughter will be wearing a black gown?" "!" " Yeah..." " Why black?" "!" "Do we have any problem with black?" " Uhm, black is okay after all, isn't it?" " Yeah!" " Isn't black a fad nowadays?" "!" " Oh so true!" "But Blackie, I mean Snow White, this will be Seven's first wedding." "We shouldn't be experimenting." "You should have told me earlier, I'm easy to deal with." "No problem, then..." "Here, a white gown!" "Excuse me!" "He has a temper!" "Come here, Seven." "So hotheaded!" "Let's have a serious talk." "Why him?" "!" "What happened to your other boyfriends?" "!" "There was Jeffrey Sta." "Maria, he's not too tall but he's handsome!" "Or your dancer suitor, Rayver?" "!" "Or that senator's son, Jolo?" "!" "Or John Lee?" "!" "Everytime he visits you, he says, "Take care!"" "What happened to them?" "!" "Why have you fallen for a Ratatouille?" "!" "My mother, looks have nothing to do with love!" "He loves me!" "And, it may be hard to believe, but I love him so much!" "I can't explain!" "It feels like... magic!" " You mean black magic!" " That's below the belt, mom." "You really have a problem with black?" "!" "Of course not!" "Seven fancies black magic coffee, right?" "Black is cool!" "So okay!" "Black is cool!" "Black magic coffee is even better!" "He's possessed..." "You know what's the real problem mom?" "Seven didn't make my son the ring bearer!" "And why?" "!" "You didn't tell us you're coming home!" "But we're here now!" "But I don't know how long you're going to be here..." "Enough!" "Don't argue here!" "Tudis, where is your husband?" "Isn't he picking you up?" " Uhm, Snow White!" " Yes?" "Did you call me?" "Come here, Oogie." "It's our turn to fit!" "Whatever!" "Anyway, my fiance would definitely pick me up, mom!" "Oh, he's here!" "Hold on!" " Love!" " Hi guys!" "Ugly!" "My daughter is so beautiful!" "Hi, mom!" "Mom, he said "hi!"" "Hi!" "Uhm, mom, what's wrong?" "Is there any problem?" "Seven, would you like me to tell him the real problem?" "!" "No!" "No, mom!" "There's no problem, love!" "Let's go!" "Bye!" "We're leaving!" "Bye, guys!" "Oops, my bag!" " Bye!" " Let's go, babes!" "You must look pretty, grandma because you have a very dashing visitor!" "Okay, put this on me, quick!" "You left me without telling me what the problem is!" "You know what our problem is!" "Then come back with me to Canada and let's solve this thing!" "Canada, Russia, US, Alaska... it's always gonna be the same problem and you know that!" "Well, okay then!" "What do you want me to do?" "!" "What are you doing here in the first place?" "I came here to pick you up so that we can solve this thing!" "There you go!" " You don't understand me!" " No!" "You don't understand me!" "All you ever think about is yourself!" "You never tried to understand me!" "I am here to get you back so that we can go back to Canada!" "Well, whatever!" "You don't understand me!" " No, you don't understand me!" " You don't understand me!" " You don't understand me!" " No, you don't understand me!" "I don't understand this." "Where's my suitor?" "It's all gone!" "Gone!" "Hey!" "Bring out Juan!" "Who's that?" "Why don't you open the gate?" " I don't want to." " And why?" "Don't hide Juan from me!" "That woman is looking for a fight." "Open the gate or I'll be the one to fight you." "Go on, Malena." "Open it." " Hi, ma'am." " Oh, madam!" "I am looking for Juan, not you, madam..." "Juan is not here, ma'am." "He's in New Zealand now." "Really?" "Then who borrowed money from me, his twin brother?" "!" "Really?" "I don't have an idea since you were the lender." "Really?" "Juan did borrow money from me!" "Really?" "Hold on..." "when did he borrow money from you?" "Really?" "Last June!" "And he told me it's for tuition." "Really?" "That's impossible!" "Really?" "Would you please pay for the debt, even just the interest!" "Or else, it's gonna be war!" "Really?" "I don't want to wage a war." "Ma'am, I trained Juan to be man enough to face his responsibilities." "Don't worry, when I see him..." "I'll tell him to deal with you right away." " Juan!" " Mom?" " Juan, how are you?" "!" " I'm fine here!" "So busy at work, mom!" "It's summer that's why it's so hot!" " Is there any problem?" " Yes, Juan." "An old lady visited this morning." "She looks like a witch." "She's asking for payment of your debt." "I told her that it's not possible because you're in New Zealand." "I think, that witch is just extorting money from me." "Oh, don't mind her, mom." "Well, send my regards to my siblings, mom." "Okay, Juan." "Bye!" "Take care!" " I love you!" " Bye!" "When I eat ahead..." "I always make sure there's something left for you!" "Don't you look at me like that!" "Even if I eat all these, it's fine!" "I pay for the groceries!" "The problem is, we are crowded again!" "Yet you act like a queen, always waking up so late!" "Severina, don't meddle!" "I am not even talking to you!" "A little concern, please!" "My husband and I haven't eaten yet!" "Then prepare your own food!" "Your son eats eggs like there's no tomorrow!" "How dare you!" "So, Monay, you cook for yourself whenever you get hungry." "Do you understand me?" "Yes, Daddy!" "I know how to cook, I'm not dependent on anyone!" "What a way to start the morning..." "How would I leave you all if you can't manage to live until now?" "Where are you going, Mom?" "To heaven, most likely... since you're making this house a living hell." "You should learn to love one another." "I am not always around to stop you from fighting!" "You always fight during mealtime!" "You haven't grown up!" "You always fight on petty stuff!" "What's happening here?" "What is she saying, problems again?" "What I'm telling them Troy... " "Wait, madam!" "Let me handle this!" " We all have to talk to Troy in English!" " Oh no, what is this again?" "He doesn't know how to speak in Filipino!" "You know Troy, I don't get you!" "Why don't you fix your problems with Tudis  Oogie?" "!" "You always meddle with our family affairs... when you don't know a thing about this family!" "You're full of nonsense!" "Come, best friend!" "The priest is already there!" " You may begin the ribbon cutting!" " I don't want to!" "Let's go home!" "Oh no, you can't back out!" "I can't do it, best friend!" "You didn't even consult me about this." "You can do this!" "After tonight, you'll muster enough strength to tell your children... " "No!" " Rowena, it's so spooky here!" " Forgive me, best friend." "I have no idea it's going to be like this!" "I was told it's a parlor... but I didn't know it's gonna be a funeral parlor!" "I didn't know my children have a lot of problems already." "How come I didn't know?" " Neither did I." " As always..." "Madam, kindly receive our humble gift." "Let me do it." "It was me whom you're coordinating with, anyway." "There!" "Thank you... uhm, where's our envelope?" " There." " What?" " This one?" " You're giving me a coffin?" "Weren't you told that this is an exchange deal?" " Rowena, explain this!" " Wait best friend, give me a chance." "You!" "Firstly, you told me this is a parlor!" "I thought a beauty parlor!" "But it turns out to be a funeral parlor!" "You're getting on my nerves!" "Why, aren't our caskets beautiful?" "Beautiful?" "!" "Ah, I see..." " Beautiful, indeed." " Come here." "Wait, madam!" " Juan?" "!" " Huh?" "!" "Stop the van!" "Stop the van!" "Juan!" "Hold it!" "Where are you going?" "!" "I'm going down!" "I've just seen Juan!" "Juan?" "!" "He's in New Zealand!" "Juan?" "!" "Juan, my son!" "Juan!" "Juan?" "!" "Is that our former president?" "!" "What is she doing here?" "!" "Juan!" "Juan!" "Juan!" "I'm sure he is Juan!" "Juan?" "!" "Juan!" "I am very sure that is Juan!" "My son!" "Gee, my tumor is acting again..." "Juan!" "Oh my, I'm so correct!" "Where is he?" "Juan..." "Juan!" "Juan..." "My son..." "What happened to you?" "!" "What happened?" "!" "All this time you are here... why didn't you tell me?" "I'm so ashamed of myself, mom..." "I'm the eldest." "Let's go home." "Stop crying..." "Chinese noodles!" "My favorite!" "And, I know the legend behind Chinese noodles!" "Really?" "!" "Tell us." "Brother!" "When did you arrive?" "!" "Brother!" " Good evening..." " Good evening!" "Uhm, will you excuse us because my son has just arrived." "I don't know where he came from but he just arrived." "No problem!" "Excuse me, can I have this?" "I'm so hungry..." " I'm sorry." " He's so hungry." " Indeed." " Sorry..." "May I eat the other serving of noodles?" "Oh no, Nick." "I hope you understand, we all need to talk now." "We're in a hurry." " As always." " I'm very sorry." "We'll go ahead." "Nothing to worry." "We're going." "Where have you been?" "What really happened?" "Excuse me!" "I'll get my gift back." "What happened, Juan?" "New Zealand was struck by recession... so I had problems with my immigration status." "I wanted to get a job first before telling you." "It's enough that you're here now." "Mom!" "Juan?" "!" "Thank God!" " For what, grandma?" " Juan came back!" "We have a saying..." ""One who doesn't know how to look back will get lost"!" "And a happy reunion should be welcomed with kisses and picnic!" "Yes!" "That's what I want." "One memorable and happy family reunion." "Do you want to go to the beach?" "Yes, grandma!" "Let's go to the beach!" "Okay, it's safe!" "Let's go guys, now!" "We're here!" "Let's go, Oogie!" "Careful." "Careful, I'm so pregnant!" "A door!" "You know, it's a tradition for newlyweds... that the groom should carry his bride." " Carry me!" " Why?" "!" "This isn't the door of our house." "As long as there's a door, you have to carry me!" "Come on, Rowena!" "Mom?" "!" "What's happening to you?" " Best friend?" "!" " I'm feeling dizzy again." "That dizziness is getting so frequent." "You're pregnant, aren't you?" "And how would that happen?" "!" "Best friend, Juan is your eldest child after all... maybe you can tell him now." "What's this?" "!" "That... that..." "I might be pregnant!" "Huh?" "!" "And how could that happen?" "!" "Best friend, you should tell them now... " "Rowena!" "Can you hear what you're saying?" "!" "Do you even know what you're saying?" "!" "Why?" "!" "Why would I ruin their beautiful day?" "!" "Why?" "!" "You're happy, that's why you only think of yourself..." "Frank and your baby!" "You're so selfish!" "Selfish!" "Calm down, best friend." "I would just like you to tell them that it's time for lunch." "Lunch is ready!" "Come, let's eat!" " You're overreacting!" " Let's go, let's go!" "This beach is fantastic!" "Looks like a reclamation area!" "I wish you were mine, handsome!" " No, he's mine!" " He's mine!" "Excuse me!" "Can you please, try not to be..." "I can't say the word... slutty!" "I'm sorry, mother..." "We just find your son so cute." "What did you say, my son?" "!" "Who's the mother?" "!" "Who's the mother!" "Who?" "!" "Who's the mother!" "Who!" "It tires me to get mad." "I should've just killed them." "Frank?" "Frank!" "Frank." "Frank?" "Frank!" "Frank?" "What are you doing?" "Are you hiding?" "Nope!" "Why did you think I'm hiding?" "Then, what are you doing here?" "Take that off!" "I don't wanna go, you might get mad again." "They might mistake you for my grandma." "Nobody said grandma!" "Just your mother!" "I was just thinking, can I really handle our May-December affair?" "How could you think of that?" "After we made love on top of the fridge... inside the elevator, in the restroom of the public market." "Maybe you're just hungry." "Want me to feed you?" "Let's go!" "Don't be shy." " You're so ashamed!" " Nope!" "We'll take care of it." "My apologies, Mr. Garcia." "We'll be back on Sunday." "Okay." "Thanks." "What?" "Tri, I need to ask you a favor." "What now?" "!" "I need to borrow money from you." "I'll just pay for my debt." "But, I'll pay you the soonest possible time." "Don't make promises." "You know that it isn't easy to look for a new job." "How could you feed your own family now?" "I'll work for it." "And this debt would be my last, Tri." "I'll take care of my family's expenses." "Thank you for all the help, Tri, especially when I was away." "And all this time, you were just here." "Are we complete?" "Mom, Troy couldn't make it because of his stomachache." "As always." "Uhm, I'm so glad that we're all here." "Together." "But, it's not always the case, right?" "There are times that some have to go because... " "Have a drink." "Some go because, we're not a complete family anymore, right?" "Por is gone." "She's now a missionary in Africa." "Sixto is in Darfur." "Cate is already a monk." "Shammy is now a member of a cult." "Tenten is in Japan." "Or, one of you might work or migrate." "We really can't say." "Best friend, go on, say it!" "You can do it!" "Shut up!" "Wait a minute, wait!" "Uhm, my children, I'd like you all to always love one another." "I want you to do everything to keep the family intact." "Because in the end, you'll be looking after one another." "You're going to find love in one another." "Why does it feels like you're giving us your last words?" "Because... " "Shut up!" "Because, we never know when one of us will be taken by God." "Or maybe, I'll go on a trip." "I'll go to a far, far away place." "Where are you going, Mom?" "Best friend, tell them!" "Tell them where!" "Rowena, shhh!" "Would you like to go there ahead of me?" "Would you like to go first?" "It looks like you can't take this anymore!" "Oh, definitely not!" "I'm strong and healthy!" "It's nothing, my children." "I'll just take a vacation." "Let's eat!" "Tudis, when are you going back to Canada?" " I don't know, Mom." " But why?" "Can't you see that Troy is here to pick you up?" "Mom, I'm the only one he's for." "He doesn't want Oogie to come along." "What?" "!" "Hey Troy!" "Is this true?" "!" "What?" "What is my daughter saying?" "!" "Why?" "!" "You know very well... that she already had a child when you married her." "Why don't you want Oogie to come with you now?" "!" "It should be buy one take one, no return no exchange!" " Those are my rules!" " The hell with your rules!" "Tudis, we've talked about this!" "I have nothing to say except "Go!"" "Tudis, don't do this!" "You heard her." "Go!" "G-O, go!" "Go!" "What do you think, that I can't take care of Oogie?" "!" "Stop this bus!" "Troy is going down!" "What now?" "!" " Come on!" " "Come on" your face!" "Tudis, let's talk about this!" "Tudis, let's talk!" "Goodness!" "Let those men be!" "They can't take a stand!" "Men who don't have balls should go and leave!" "Because they don't have "balls"..." ""balls"!" "Correct!" "Troy doesn't have "balls", indeed!" "Stop the bus!" "Why, you're going to pee?" "Wait!" "He's going to pee..." "You're right." "Me too, I can't take a stand." "I'll go because I don't have "balls"." "No!" "You have "balls"!" "I've seen them, right?" "No!" "Don't stop him!" "I don't care!" "You two, what arrogant faces you have!" "Mom, come inside!" "Why, do you think Tudis can't live on her own?" "You think she'll die if you leave her?" "!" "Mom, it's embarrassing!" "You also think that Rowena would die if you go?" "!" "Tudis is beautiful!" "Many would fall for her!" "Not only you!" "And, Oogie is so adorable!" "Go inside you all!" "Go inside!" "Mom, let's go!" "I'm not yet over with you two." " Wait!" " We have to go, mom!" "You two are such losers!" "Even if you leave them, they'd be fine!" "Mom!" "Hey!" "Nothing... " "Good evening to you, three." "You're so beautiful, Ina." "You're so fresh!" " You're so gorgeous." " You're flattering me..." "Uhm, Kevin, Joe, Nick..." "let's call this off." "What do you mean?" "Don't we have any chance?" "Looks like it." "Mom... mom..." "Juan!" "Your electricity got cut again?" "Oh no, here we go again." "That's ours." "Mom, can we stay here for the meantime?" "We can't pay the rent anymore." " But we won't stay long." " Okay, my son." "Thanks, Mom." "Monay!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Where's Malena?" "Malena!" "Grandma, this is just a piece of cake!" "I'm used to this." "Good thing I'm not cooking peanut stew." "Monay, you know how to cook peanut stew?" "Yes, grandma!" "No sweat!" "What I'm studying now is, arroz valenciana!" "Good morning to the most beautiful mommy in the whole world!" "Good morning, my son!" "Good morning, mom." "I'll go to work now." "Really?" "!" "Wow!" "Yes, mom!" "They have given me a high position." "But, it's just temporary." "It's okay, my son." "As long as you have work." "Yes, mom." "Would you like to use our van?" "Don't bother, mom." "I'll just ride the train." " Okay." "Bye!" " Bye, mom!" "Would you like to taste my banana-meat stew?" "Yes, my dear." "Why don't you roast a cow later?" "I will!" "Later, I'll slaughter a cow!" "Stop the car!" "I have to pee!" "Goodness!" "Can't you control your bladder?" "!" "I need to pee, can't you see?" "Stop the van!" "It's coming out!" "It's coming out!" " Fine." "Just wait..." " Hurry!" "I really need to pee!" " Don't fret!" " Oh my, it's coming out!" " Here!" " Hurry up!" "Go down now!" "You don't care for my bladder!" "Juan?" " Juan!" " What?" "!" " Juan, my son!" " What's the matter?" "!" "Ina, why are you shouting?" "!" "What's that?" "!" " There!" "It's Juan!" " Where?" " Huh... that's him?" " There at the billboard!" "Are you a bionic woman?" " How sure are you it is Juan?" "!" " I know my children very well!" "Even at rearview, frontview, sideview." "Near, far!" "I know it's Juan!" "My son!" "Don't commit suicide!" "Suicide!" "How sure are you he's killing himself?" "Juan is so desperate nowadays!" "No money, no job..." "And what do you think he's doing there, taking pictures?" "!" "Juan!" " My son, don't jump!" " Wait!" "Wait for me!" " I don't feel like peeing now!" " Hold me!" "Why did you come up here?" "My son!" "Oh, my son!" "Don't do it!" "There are still a lot of things in store for you." " What will happen to your family?" "!" " Mom?" "!" "Don't, Juan!" "Calm down!" "What you're about to do is gonna be so painful for me!" "I would like to remind you, you're my first godchild!" "Yes, my son!" "I took care of you when you were young, not your mom!" "I was the first to change your diapers, not your mom!" "I was the one you're with when you cry at night... because your Mom is chasing after your gambler father... not your mom!" "I went with you when you were a sophomore... when you had your circumcision, not your mom!" "I am... " "I am going to push you so that you'll fall first!" "You're stopping my son from committing suicide... but your badmouthing me as a mom!" "I am not saying anything like that!" "I am helping you... okay, go on!" "Have it your way!" " My son!" "Don't kill yourself!" " Mom, what are you saying?" "I'm not committing suicide!" "This is my new job!" "But you told me you have a high position!" "Do we have any higher position than this?" "!" "Come on, mom!" "You're getting dizzy?" "!" "Let's go!" "Best friend, it's the wrong way!" "Best friend!" "Hold on!" "I don't feel dizzy anymore." "I'll pay Tri a visit." "Okay, ma'am." "Thank you." "I'll send it right away!" " Tri!" " Mom!" "I thought you're with many clients." "But you're just on the phone." "Sorry, mom." "That was important." "What urgent thing are you going to tell me?" "My son, I hope you can give your brother a job." "There's no vacancy, mom." "He's your brother." "You can find ways if you want to." "Okay, I'll see what I can do." "Okay, mom." "Hold it, miss!" "What are you doing?" "You can't just go near an ex-president like that!" "There are certain people who are assigned to attend to her... and to clip the lapel mic!" "And that's me!" "Thank you!" "I'm so sorry." " Rowena..." " There!" " You're so noisy!" " Are you okay?" "Did you take a look at the host?" "He looks like the convicted ex-vice president, doesn't he?" "Right!" "That man has many look alikes!" "He even looks like that singer and my neighbor!" "True!" " His face is so incredible!" " Many look alikes!" "Let's pin this lapel" "Miss?" "We're ready for take!" "Certainly!" "We're ready!" "I'm ready!" "Rowena, what she meant is for you to go away." "I am the interviewee, anyway." "I see..." "I'm ready to go!" " My apologies for her behavior." " Okay!" "Okay." "Ready... 5-4-3-2-cue" "Good morning, earth!" "I am your inmate Ryna Harold who has many look alikes!" "At this moment, we're so honored to have as our guest... the former president of the Philippines." "No other than Ms. Ina Montecillo" "Good morning, Ryan Harold and good morning to you all!" "And for our first question, madam..." "After being president..." " what do you still want to achieve?" " You're just a kid..." " As a former president..." " and yet you're already so rude!" "If your mother can't teach you manners..." " I'll be the one to teach you!" " What's the matter?" "!" "Enough!" "I am the mother!" "So if you have any problem with Oogie, you tell me!" "I'll discipline him!" "What did my son do to you?" "!" "It's fine with me that you always call William ugly... but for that son of yours to make my fiance a monkey, that's too much!" "That's so rude!" " You're rude!" " Enough!" "What is happening here?" "!" "Look at this!" "Look at what her son has done, look!" "Ma'am, we're sorry." " But please be quiet on the set..." " Please tell them to be quiet, Rowena." "Excuse me!" "We are doing an interview here!" "Quiet, please!" "We're okay." "Okay!" "Take 2!" "5-4-3-2-cue!" "After being president, what do you still want to achieve?" "Uhm, as a former president, mother, grandmother..." " woman, Filipina, I..." " I have been a child too..." " but I was never that rude!" " Oh yes!" "You should have been a nun!" " I forgot!" "You're already a saint!" " What's the fuss?" "!" "Stop it!" "Can't you see I'm busy here?" "!" "You still have the nerve to say that..." " when there's a commotion here!" " Let's go inside..." " For a while, cut." " Rowena, the kids." "Excuse me, I'm sorry!" "Quiet on the set!" "Have a little respect, please!" "Okay, we're ready." "I'm sorry, Ryan." "5-4-3-2-action!" "Please just say your answer quickly." "As a grandmother, mother, Filipina..." " what I want to achieve... " " The problem in this house is... we're already crowded and you still choose to live here!" "I don't like what you said!" "I also have a right in this house!" "It would have been fine if only you had moved in... but then you tagged your entire family along who's now my responsibility!" " How dare you!" " Brother!" "Enough!" "Just because I owe you, you can't respect me anymore?" "!" " Is it just all about money?" "!" " No!" "The problem with you is your pride!" "But you're not ashamed to live in this house!" " I will pay you!" " Enough!" "I'll shove all the money down your throat!" "Do it, don't say it!" " Enough!" " How dare you!" "If it wasn't for me, you would have stopped schooling!" "I'm already paid, along with the interest!" "Tri, enough!" "You're so arrogant!" "...is silence in this house!" "Excuse me!" "Juan!" "What's happening?" "Leave this house!" "Why?" "I am paying for all the expenses here!" " I took your responsibilities..." " Tri!" " When you left!" " Tri!" " So, you leave!" " Enough!" "How dare you!" "Juan... enough." "Enough!" "You have no mercy!" "Enough!" "I can't believe you're saying those hurtful words!" "It's like you're not a family!" "You do nothing but fight!" "You don't pity me at all..." "I have an illness..." "I have a tumor in my brain!" "I'm going to die, but I can't leave you!" "Because you're killing each other even if I'm still alive!" "You are the one who are slowly killing me, not my sickness!" "Do you understand me?" "Mom..." "Now, can we proceed with the interview?" "They're waiting." "They like your answer..." " Tell them I can't proceed..." " This will be our scoop!" " With the interview anymore!" " Make sure you caught that on tape." "We'll broadcast this in our evening news!" "It's better to have our meeting here, away from your mother." "I cannot control my voice." "Now that you know your mother's condition... what are you going to do?" "We should persuade Mom to undergo treatment." "With all the expenses, she doesn't want to." "We have alternative medicine." "Let's try it!" "We could, but I can only think of one solution... to make your mother feel better." "And what's that?" "You..." "You are the solution!" "What?" "!" "Yes!" "Why don't you start by hugging one another?" " Oh, forget it..." " Go on, hug!" "Hug!" "Mom!" "Good morning, Mom!" " Good morning." " Let's eat, mom!" "Come!" "Let's eat!" "Pull the chair for mom!" "Good morning, mom!" "Hahaha!" "What a funny joke you shared!" " What's funny?" " Here's another!" " We've been exchanging jokes, mom!" " It's joke-joke time, mom!" "Oh, by the way, Juan already has a job in our office." "Also, mom..." "William and I talked." "We decided to postpone our wedding." "Why?" "Who told you to?" "So that we can have more time with you, mom!" "We are such kind children!" "My children... thank you very much." "I really appreciate your thoughtfulness." "I told you so, this is right!" "But, what I can't take is... aside from my illness, is your hypocrisy." "Can we just be steady?" "Let's just stay true." "After all, we're one family." "Can we?" "Pass me the eggs!" "Do it." "You heard me!" "You're nearer!" "Brother..." "Rowena, tell me... is this a holistic clinic or a mental hospital?" "Just follow me, best friend!" "You don't want medical therapies, do you?" "Here, healing is at hand!" "Who has been cured here?" "Don't you know?" "!" "Uhm..." "Doc!" "The doctor was cured here?" "Isn't he the doctor?" "What can be done for my best friend, doc?" "I would like to try Gerson therapy for her." "Gerson therapy?" "!" "My goodness, Gerson therapy!" "Why oh why?" "!" "What have you seen in her?" "!" "Why Gerson therapy?" "!" "Do you know what Gerson therapy is?" "No, but it sounds complicated." "Gerson therapy is a process of excreting toxins in our body." "You need a lot of intake of fresh fruits and vegetables." "Then, it acts like a natural non-toxic chemotherapy." "After that, we'll see how your body would react." "Doc, why did you swim?" "It's far!" "I don't want to walk!" "Best friend, Doc Mahatma is here!" " Good morning, doc..." " Good morning, too." "Now that you're all here, we can start our yoga." "You know very well your mother's condition..." "I need your cooperation and support." "Whatever your mom will do, you should do as well." "Are you ready?" "We're ready!" "Yoga is all about the union of mind, body, and spirit." "That's it!" "Is this okay?" "Huh?" "!" "And another one!" " Waaah!" " Woooh!" "Bye-bye!" " Here you go, mom!" " What is it again?" "Grandma, you should drink 10 glasses of green liquid every 3 hours!" " Gosh!" "Won't I be poisoned by these?" "!" " Yes!" "Three hours!" "Mom, you have to." "Excuse me!" "I still have to blend some jackfruit skin." "What?" "!" "Isn't that spikey?" "Won't it destroy our blender?" "Laughter is the best medicine!" "You can never buy that in drugstores!" "If I were you, I will make your mother laugh and laugh!" "How are you, grandma?" "Are you already done?" "Not yet, my grandchildren!" "Kindly close the door." "Would you like me to wash you off?" "Oh, don't bother!" "I'm good!" " Okay, grandma." " Okay!" "Would you like some help, grandma?" "Okay!" "Uh-uhmmm!" "This is Dr. Im Chan Hee, famous Korean acupuncturist!" "Doc, tell her what you're going to do." "Begin!" "Hello!" "Huh?" "!" "You're entire body is sick!" "I'll attend to you..." "I really really like it!" "...with this!" "Mom..." "waaaah!" "Your mother is fine!" "Look!" "Look at your baby!" "Best friend, why are you crying?" "Well, at least I've already seen your baby." "My goodness!" "Why does my baby have three feet?" "!" "No, that's the umbilical cord!" "These are the toes, the knees, the shoulders, the head." "Toes, knees, shoulders, and head" "Why are you crying?" "Best friend, I would like you to see my baby grow up..." "Why is my baby turning around?" "Maybe he's shy." "Roar!" "A monster?" "!" "That's my baby indeed!" "Pay your debts, Juan!" " It's so long overdue!" " Come inside and we'll talk..." "Let's just stay here outside... so that your neighbors would know that you are swindlers!" "I'll pay my debts, ma'am" " I told you I won't be hiding from you." " And when do you plan to pay?" "!" " You are a swindler, indeed!" " Correct!" "Hey!" "That's enough!" "You even brought along a goon!" "Hey!" "Why are you treating my daughter like that?" "!" "My daughter is not a goon!" "Look how beautiful she is!" "We are even look alikes!" " Enough, ma'am" " Beautiful?" "!" "She looks like a frog!" " Sister!" " Before, I used to like a goddess." "Now that I've been frequently going to your house... my face got burned!" "Now I look like my daughter!" " I'm getting offended, mother!" " Oh, I'm so sorry my dear." " Pay your debts now!" " What debt?" "!" "Don't bother, Tri." "Go inside, you all." "Don't you know your brother owes me a lot?" "How much does he owe you?" "!" " 100,000 bucks!" " Correct!" " It's only 50,000 bucks!" " And how about the interest?" "!" "We haven't talked about that!" " Please!" " Fine." "I'll pay the 50,000 bucks now." "Now we're talking!" "Now, how would you pay the shame you've given our family?" "And why?" "!" "You even had the guts to tell me that!" "Look at your mother!" "So many husbands!" " And so you all have different fathers!" " What?" "!" " Correct!" " I don't fight with the elderly... but this ugly goon of a daughter you have, I will!" "Attack!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Want me to kiss it?" " Here are your icebags..." " We're okay." " Oh... alcohol?" " We have one." "How about some cotton?" "We're okay." "Bandage?" "Here." "What else do you need?" "Actually, we don't need you anymore, Malena." "You can have a vacation." "Thanks, Tri..." "Looks like my debt keeps padding." "You don't have any debt, bro." "We're okay now." "Really..." "Sis, thanks so much..." "Oh, it's nothing." "You know me, when it comes to our family..." "I won't let that happen." "I thought you're a superhero." "But why do you look like an ugly villain now?" "Would you like me to turn you into a monster?" "!" "Oh, no." "I'll just attend to your wounds..." "Here!" "Oh, here!" "My kids never fail to amaze me..." "Despite their frequent fights, when one is oppressed... everyone will come together just to protect one another." " It's your turn now, madam Ina." " Nick, we're here in the holistic clinic." " For a while, miss..." " I have to go... " "Hold it." "Excuse me, yes!" "Hello, Nick, oh yes!" "This is Rowena!" "Can you not steal the limelight now?" "!" "I am already here!" "I am the best friend from part 1, part 2 and now, part 3!" "I'm going to kick you!" "Hello, Nick?" "!" "I'm sorry." "Goodbye." "You're so great." "You're very protective of your best friend..." "Of course!" "I do care for you a lot!" " Really?" " Yes!" "If you really care for me, will you come with me to the afterlife?" "Hello?" "Yes, Nick!" "Come over here!" "Accompany Ina in this clinic!" "Would you like to be her best friend instead?" "!" "Give me that!" "You're always like that!" "Come here, it's our turn!" "Doc?" "Doctor Mahatma..." "Any updates on my illness?" "Nothing really happened." "Is it good or bad?" "Good... 'cause the tumor didn't spread." "Bad... because our Gerson therapy has failed." "And all other therapies as well." "There's no more chance for you to get healed." "Don't cry, best friend." "It's bad for your baby." "Best friend, you can't die!" " Rowena..." " No!" "I'm giving up!" "I'm so tired." "I don't want any treatment anymore." "I've done my children a favor." "It's time for me to go." "Wait, best friend!" "I don't know how long will I still live... but, aside from the dizziness... and my blurry vision..." "I'm still fine." "I'm still thinking what I would want to say to all of you..." "Juan... you're the eldest." "Look after all your siblings... especially those who are abroad." "Tudis, I know you want to go back to Troy... but a different kind of joy comes from your son." "Tri, you are the most blessed." "You have all the chance to help this family... so be more generous." "Pip, Monay is the answer to all my prayers... that someone would love you unconditionally." "So, be a good father." "Seven, should tomorrow be your wedding and today I die... push through with the wedding." "And to Connie  Sweet..." "Don't you forget to look after them." "Go on with your lives..." "I cannot take this, mom!" " I really can't!" " Of course, you can." "You draw strength from one another... because I left a part in each one of you." "Just love one another." "So, it would seem like I'm just here." "And to my grandchildren..." "Monay, Oogie, Juanito..." "Thank you for letting me experience the joy of being a grandma." "You're the bonus of my life." "Is there still anything you would want us to do?" "Yes, my son." "I wish you are all complete before I die even for just a picture." " Love!" " What's wrong?" "Love..." "Babes..." "I came here as soon as I heard." "Mom... whatever you're feeling..." "Lift them up to the Lord..." "And ease the burdens of your heart." "You're making me die faster!" " Let's go!" " Let's go to our room!" "Guys, wait!" "What are you doing, Dad?" "I want to have brain cancer!" "Can't you see?" "!" "I'm bumping my head!" "I see... just hold on for a while..." "I'll get something." "Go, take your time!" "Use this, Dad!" "Waaah!" "Why did you bring a bolo?" "!" "This is faster than brain cancer." "Just slash this on your neck!" "Ah, I see..." "Goodness, who taught you that, Monay?" "!" " We never play with bolos!" "Oh never!" " What's the matter, Dad?" "I can't take it!" "I really cannot!" "What will happen if mom dies?" "!" "Who will look after me?" "!" "If you'd just be nicer to me, then I can look after you." "You're pulling my leg!" "I know that you love your Mommy Nora more than me!" "No... you're just the same." "Both of you are... crazy!" "I'm actually afraid that I might get crazy, too." "Really?" "I also need you, Dad." "But you can take care of yourself!" "So what am I for?" "Perhaps when I need someone to embrace me whenever I feel sad." "Dad, do you think you're the only one who is sad?" "I'm just putting up a front." "But, I'm also afraid." "What if grandma dies?" "Monay!" "Monay, calm down!" "Calm down!" "You're my daughter, indeed." "Why?" "You're overreacting, like me!" "Goodness, you're my daughter indeed!" " Mom!" " Yes?" "I have a surprise for you, Mom!" "If it's media, then no thanks..." "Tenten?" "!" "Why did you come home?" "!" "I'd like to see you, Mom." "How are you, my son?" "I'm not okay." "Why aren't you okay?" "!" "'Cause you aren't okay." "I'm okay now, Tenten." "Because you're already here." "I'm now okay." "We are all gathered here because we all know... the present condition of our beloved former president." " Amen!" " Amen!" "After our prayers for her... she's here for us to be with her wherever she may go." "I am Brother Bruno Velasco, saying..." "Ma'am Ina, happy trip!" "Thanks, sis..." "I mean, Brother Bruno." "Thanks, too, Bro." "Louie Louie Louie" "Uhm, when I was first invited to do a testimony..." "I thought twice." "Because I feel unworthy." "But I thought to use this opportunity." "First, I have to thank all those who prayed for me." "Probably, I'll not be healed." "Probably, my prayers wouldn't be answered... or even yours." "Nevertheless, your love..." "and of others as well... are enough for me to realize... that my life has been fruitful and meaningful." "When I first knew that I have illness..." "I prayed to God." "I said, "I'm not yet ready, God."" "It was God's way of preparing me... for the moment of my departure." "He prepared me to fix the problems of my children... to accomplish my mission." "I don't have any idea when exactly I'll die." "All I know is that there's nothing permanent in this world... in life..." "in our family." "Everything will perish in a blink." "Because we borrowed everything from Him;" "that when the time comes that God is fetching... our loved ones and treasured possessions... we can only tell God one thing..." ""Thank you..." "thank you for all You've lent us"." "Thank you very much." " Rowena!" "Rowena!" " I'm now giving birth!" "Best friend!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Godmom!" "Mom!" "Wait!" "Can we group ourselves?" "!" "Those for godmom Rowena, then go to her!" "Those for Mom, then go to her!" "Okay!" "1-2-3!" "Best friend!" "Why are you unconscious?" "!" "Why is it displaying nothing?" "!" " Flat line!" "She's dead!" " Ma'am!" " Best friend is dead!" " Ma'am!" "It won't show anything... because it isn't connected." "Why not connected?" "!" " Why don't we electrocute her?" "!" " Oh, we shouldn't." "We must!" "Give me that, I'll do it!" "Best friend..." "best friend!" "You're alive!" " Thank God you're alive!" " What happened?" "!" "I was just sleeping, best friend." "What's the matter?" "You're laboring?" "!" " Ma'am!" " Best friend!" "I am yet to recover and here you are again!" "Tell the driver to drive faster!" "Why can't I hear the siren?" "!" "It's broken..." "Why?" "!" "Why is it broken?" "!" " Just hang on, best friend!" " Ma'am!" "What will you do?" "!" "Wang!" "Wang!" "Wang!" "Wang!" "Wang!" "Wang!" "Are all my children here?" "Mom!" "Mom..." "Six..." "Juan..." "Tudis..." "Tri..." "Por didn't grant our request..." "Pip..." "Sixto..." "Severina..." "Cate..." "Where is Shammy and Tenten?" "Mom... they just went to the restroom." "Why have they gone to the restroom?" "Mom... they'll just be around soon." "Can't their bladders wait?" "Madam!" "I'm also here!" "Why are you here?" "!" "You should be in our house!" "Burglars might break in!" "Oh mom... stop thinking like that!" "Think on how you should get well!" "My children... this is it." " Mom... mom..." " Grandma..." " I'm leaving..." " grandma..." "Mom..." "Mom..." "It's already time..." "Goodbye, farewell, adieu." "I can now see the light!" "Mom... mom..." "Mom, where are you going?" "!" "Mom, where are you going?" "!" "I'll come with you!" "They're fetching me!" "God, I am now prepared to go." "Please take care of me!" "Cut!" "What's happening here?" "!" "We're shooting here, my goodness!" " Oh, there's shooting..." " Madam, we have a playdate to beat!" " From the top again?" "!" " Ooops... sorry..." " my bad." " Excuse me." "Madam, I already have the results." " Let's go inside!" " From the top!" "Okay, doc." "What's with the wide smile, doc?" "We did all tests!" "MRI, CT Scan, Ultrasound!" "Pregnancy test!" " School entrance tests!" " Huh?" "!" "They all gave negative results!" " What?" "!" " Please clarify, doc!" "The tumor is gone!" "Wait... how did it happen?" "You know, medically speaking... the accidental bumping of your mother then she was electrocuted." "Those could have caused the tumor's drain!" "Here's more..." "Since many are loving and praying for your mother..." "It's a miracle!" "She is healed!" "Hang on..." "This will be the last, doc." "Are you sure with what you are saying?" "Why aren't you believing her?" "Face of a clown, that doctor is..." "Your mother is healed!" "She's now completely healed!" "Best friend, best friend!" "It was false alarm!" " I'm not yet giving birth!" " Best friend!" " How are you?" " The tumor... it's gone!" "Waah!" "Thank goodness!" "Oh my God!" "..." "What now?" "!" "Are you giving birth?" "!" "Best friend!" "Godmom!" "Godmom!" "Here you go!" "Here!" "Lie down here!" "Push!" "Push!" "What do you want?" "!" "Why are you sad and frowning?" "Forget Frank!" " Just focus on your baby." " You're so cute, baby!" "Where is the mother?" " She is!" " I am!" "Where is the baby?" " There's the baby!" " There!" "Where is the father?" "Father, you have so many questions!" "Can we now begin?" "I am here!" "How touching!" "You came." "I've already thought of this." "I can't let our baby grow without a father." "Rowena..." "I hope, you'd still accept me." "I'll think first... of course!" "You didn't think about it!" ""Of course" right away!" "Father, he is the father." "You were asking, weren't you?" "He is the father, indeed!" "Seven, you might want to change your mind." "We aren't there, yet." "You can still back out." "You had your eyeglasses when you were younger..." "It seems your eyes weren't corrected." "Mom, stop it." "I'm wearing contact lenses." "I'll consult you to a faith healer." " That guy might have hexed you." " Oh, please mom... he's very kind!" "Nothing to worry." "His face would show how adorable he is!" "Well, since you're just after kind men, the best man looks kind!" "Just choose him!" " Mom, stop it please!" " Seven..." "If you're living in the sea, you are a very beautiful mermaid." "Then, your fiance..." "he's a catfish!" " Oh please, mom." " We're near!" " Would you like to run?" "Let's run away!" " Mom, please." "I am very sure." "Mom, do you think I haven't heard everything?" "I'm sure you would understand me as a mother..." " I totally understand you." " Gee... he is kind, indeed." " I told you so." " Okay, here is my daughter." "Let's go." "Why him?" "!" "There are so many choices!" "I now pronounce you... husband and wife." "Father!" "You're missing the part, "You may now kiss the bride"." "Fine... you may kiss the bride." "You know, I don't like the people here." "They're making fun of you, babes!" "Don't mind them!" "This is our wedding, anyway." "Come on, let's do it!" "Let's just do this at home!" "No!" "Let's do it now!" "Don't mind them!" "Okay then." "I'll let you do the honor!" "Yuck!" "Sigh..." "Seven is already happy." "So I should be as well." " But wait, Lord..." " Best friend!" "You have a new bodyguard." " You have to meet him!" "...what else is in store for me?" "Best friend!" "Best friend, you're new bodyguard has arrived!" " You have to..." " Get out of my sight!" " I can't see my kids!" " You aren't listening!" " What now?" "!" " You have to meet your new bodyguard!" "Haven't I told you?" "!" "I don't need a bodyguard!" " But you have to..." " Ma'am..." "I hope you need one..." " because I need a work." " Haven't I..." "Waaah!" "Oh gosh!" "I become dizzy all of a sudden, like my illness is coming back!" "Nope!" "I need a bodyguard because I had a dream... where bandits are holding me as hostage!" "They are bringing me on top of mountains!" "So, you should be in our house round the clock!" "Would you?" "24 hours, madam!" "You can count on me!" "I'll always be around!" " Ma, let's have our family picture!" " Come here!" "Just wait here." "I'll just have my picture taken." " Guard me..." " I'll stay, ma'am!" " 'Cause I'm so afraid!" " I'll never leave you." "Hi!" "Hello!" "How handsome!" "Okay, ready now!" " Smile!" " 1-2-3!" "Gosh, Lord!" "You always remember me!" "I have a very happy family, and a very promising love life!" "This will be the last, Lord." " Don't make him resign, ok?" " Wacky faces!" "Come on!" "I hope he'll take care of me for the rest of my life!" "This is it!" "This is really really is it is it!" "What hit me?" "!" "Another one, you like?" "!" "What do you mean..." "What?" "!" "Huh?" "!" "There are times..." "I've forgotten my lines!" " Go on!" " Cut!" " Why's my baby like that?" " Wrong!" "It's not it!" "You called." "Is there any problem?" "!" "Cut!" " Ouch!" " Let me take care of that!" "Grandma, would you like to taste my choco porridge?" "Cut!" "Banana-meat stew!" "Would you like to taste my choco porridge?" "Banana-meat stew!" "Ouch!" "Cut!" "Stop the coaster!" " Why, are you peeing?" " You're right." "Me too." "I don't know how to..." "No "balls"!" "Stop the coaster!" " Why?" "Are you peeing?" " You're right." "Me, too..." "I don't have any..." "You like to, you don't like my son to kill himself... " "Who's your mother?" "Who?" "!" "Cut!" "I came here, as long as I did..." "Hahahahaha!" "As long as I'm happy, I'll sing a song La la la la la la la" "After being widowed by my three hubbies, even being father, I've done and carried" "With my one dozen kids, Oh God, so crazy indeed to be their only special mother" "Our only special mother, we so love her!" "Our only special mother, we so love her!" "Our only special mother, we so love her!" "Our only special mother, we so love her!" "Our only special mother, we so love her!" "Our only special mother, we so love her!" "After being widowed by my three hubbies, even being father, I've done and carried" "With my one dozen kids..."