"?" "Whoo!" "?" "?" "For a while ?" "?" "And I'''m too hot To stop now ?" "?" "Yeah ?" "?" "Yea h ?" "?" "Ow!" "?" "?" "Whoo, whoo Yeah-ha ?" "o ?" "?" "Gettin''' next to you ?" "?" "Is what I want to d" "ES] [CELL PHONE VIBRAT" "with the least dirty-sounding name." "?" "Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself" "Hi." "Evan told me you didn'''t get into Dartmouth." "Bye, Mom." "Bye, Jane." "[THE BAR-KAYS''' "SOUL FINGE R" PLAYING]" "I gotta get a Red Bull before class." "It'''s the least they could do f stealing three years of my life." "It was like the first ti me I heard the Beatles." "Hey, yo, Seth." "Hear I'''m having a big grad par ty next Saturday?" "he can'''t come either." "[JESSE HAWKING]" "!" "Come on, guy s, let'''s go" "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "?" "Pussy ?" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "Um, Saturday was actually a crazy night for me." "Don'''t worry about it." "I'''m not worried at all." "Bye, Evan." "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "I'''m sorry for cursing." "Jules?" "I'''ll give Home Ec another shot." "Your partner didn'''t come today?" "Ahh." "?" "Like you wanna ?" "?" "If you'''re gonna ?" "?" "Any way you can ?" "?" "?" "Like a natural man" "?" "This ain'''t nothin''' ?" "?" "But another thing ?" "if we cover it with chocolate." "[LAUGHS]" "but you could stop by if you wanted to." "es." "Yeah, I love parti" "So, like, you know, right no w, I really love them, though." "Dude, Jules is having a fucking party." "It was so sweet." "." "Uh, it'''s 10:33" "What?" "You could buy us booze now." "It'''s awesome." "I'''m just gonna go over." "Becca'''s a bitch." "... sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks." "to save my own life." "Pussy." "[?" "]" "and he fucking flips out." "Yeah." "Well, I don'''t" " I-- That'''s really messed up." "rg?" "like I'''m fucki ng Steven Glanzbe" "fine." "That'''s fine." "I'''ll be" "." "Hey, pussy" "Can you get us booze?" "And we can fucking fuck some girls already." "ke!" "We could be that mista" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "Yeah, no probl em." "You-- ... Oh" "?" "?" "Bye" "[?" "]" "He pussied out." "I kn ow he pussied out." "e?" "Okay?" "So what'''s it gonna b" "I know that, Fagell!" "I know that!" "Evan, let'''s go to your house." "Wait, are you guys still picking me up from work?" "Can you answer me?" "?" "SETH:" "Man, don'''t you h ave any non-infant clothes" "?" "?" "Sing ?" "?" "Bustin''' out" "[MUZAK PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "." "Hope piggy can run" "Hey, thank you." "SETH:" "Oh." "I will." "MAN:" "Don'''t do it, kid." "ce." "I never had a choi" "[?" "]" "[YELLS]" "!" "You fucking killed her" "[GASPING]" "You ready?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Peace." "You'''re the hero." "Sorry." "[HEART BEATING]" "r." "No, mm-mm." "No problem whatsoeve" "Someone could really hurt themselves." "I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too." "I'''m not walking over there to get it." "And it exploded." "] [WHISTLING" "[REGISTER BEEPING]" "." "Heh." "I love that stuff ." "Been drinking it for years" "." "You know, I heard they recentl y decided to add more hops to it" "I'''m gonna need to see some identification." "Makes me feel young agai n." "Heh." "There you go." "Ah, shit, it'''s Cary Hutchins." "Let'''s make a move." "Come on." "[SCREAMING]" "I don'''t believe it!" "Are you okay, mister?" "MINDY:" "I don'''t believe it." "I don'''t believe it!" "What is this?" "What'''s that?" "Oh, man." "I mean, wa" " Was he--?" "Was he like u-us, or--?" "Uh... ovin." "It'''s M" " McLov" " McL" "so" " So don'''t worry about my first name." ". SLATER:" "We just wanna ge t the story straight" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "So it'''s just McLovin?" "Old enough." "Old enough for what?" "To party." "D?" "Can I see your I" "[?" "]" "[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]" "e." "Uh, near 1 3th and Granvill" "Because I''' ll do anything." "I'''m gonna be total ly honest with you." "You do." "[COPS LAUGH]" "Safein the back seat." "Oh." "Oh, my God!" "MAN:" "What'''s up?" "Well, I hope your friends are ready to get fucked up." "[CHUCKLING] Man." "?" "You guys on MySpace, or..." "[HUMMING]" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[SIREN WAILING]" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[COPS CHUCKLE]" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "[MOUTHS WORDS]" "Do it up." "Dude, what the fuck?" "Hey, man." "Hang on." "Nothing." ". MAN:" "That'''s right, motherfucker" "." "Truce, man" "MAN:" "Right in the nads!" "Fuck that." "Come on !" "Come on!" "Choose one." "SLATER [OVER LOUDSPEAKER ]:" "Move, people." "e." "Oh, I love this plac" "[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]" "!" "Everybody stay calm." "Get the fuck out of my way" "[YELLING]" "What the fuck?" "!" "[GROANS]" "Oh..." "Whew." "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "You dance hot." "Thank you." "[CELL PHONE VIBRATIN G] [WHIMPERS]" "Okay, okay." "Here we go." "[PHONE BEEPS]" "Thanks." "y." "This is fucking craz" "What is that?" "Were--?" "Were you dancing with some chick in there?" "What does it look like?" "Fuck me, right?" "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "o?" "Are there any ladies w e'''d like to show this tape t" "I bet you play the whole mysterious-guy thing, right?" "Heh." "Oh, my God ." "That is really funny." "Please!" "God, my fucking leg." "[?" "]" "Fuck." "Charlie'''s Angels 2." "BECCA:" "Awesome." "uy?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey ." "Who'''s that g" "Can I hold one of your guns?" "Right there." "Oh, you got a stain too." "Wh" "does this come from, asshole?" "!" "Yeah, what are you doing with it?" "Fucking blood on my pants." "wn!" "Get do" "What the fuck is this all about, man?" "Are you--?" "Move!" ". SETH:" "Oh, fuck." "Oh, fuck" "g." "You'''re a fucking pussy." "Cheating." "You'''re cheating" "[TIRES SQUEALING]" "Whoooooo!" "[LAUGHING]" "[ALL LAUGHING]" "What?" "." "I'''m not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth" "Bing." "me." "EVAN:" "Don'''t fucking touch" "] [SCREAMING" "[WHIMPERS]" "Are you guys gonna make sure he'''s...okay?" "You go out the re." "Fuck that." "You go." "Okay." "We'''ll both go out there and check on him." "What are the odds?" "You got these guys?" "Mm-hm." "Yeah." "Do what you have to do." "Just shut up and spread your shit!" "?" "I am the law, okay" "MICHAELS:" "Here, McLovin, have a cigarette." "[SIGHING] McLovin, McLovin, McLovi n, McLovin." "to avoid the m." "Sound cool?" "H] [SPEAKS GIBBERIS" "[WHISTLES]" "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "[?" "]" "[MUTED COUGHING]" "[MUTED] Fagell?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Chase the kid!" "Stop!" "[BUM MUTTERING ] [SCREAMS]" "[PANTING]" "That is one fast kid." "You can'''t unarrest me!" "[BUM YELLS]" "Come on." "McLovin!" "SLATER:" "McLovin!" "Why?" "!" "McLovin, come back!" "Oh, shit." "Get away from my kids!" "[YELLS]" "You sick sons of bitches!" "[CRIES OUT]" "Ow!" "What the fuck?" "!" "[GROANS]" "They fucking shot Seth, I know it." "Should I run?" "Yes!" "It'''s stopping." "Oh, thank God." "." "Hey, Evan, pay for me, please him." "EVAN:" "That'''s me and" "[?" "]" "EVAN:" "Gooooldsliiiick!" "[TIRES SCREECH]" "I can'''t believe you still have the liquor." "Give me that booze, Fagell." "[INDISTINCT RAPPING] [CROWD CHATTERING]" "?" "Here I come, here I come ?" "too." "Oh." "Not if you'''re drunk" "[ALL CHEER]" "[SOFTLY] Just down the hatch." "Fogell. '''Sup?" "[GROANING] Oh." "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "It'''s no problems." "You'''ll learn that." "[LAUGHS]" "Okay, well..." "[GASPI NG] You look so pretty." "Like, so hard." "I like you so much." "But it was delicious." "you know?" "[LAUGHING] No, thank you." "Ha-ha-ha!" "h." "Jesus Christ." "He" "such a little bitch about it." "." "Go get Gaby, please" "[GASPING]" "[LAUGHING] Good." "Yes." "." "Seth" "So wha--?" "Ow!" "[RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Life'''s bullshi t, Miroki." "R] [KNOCKING ON DOO" ". MICHAELS:" "Leave the booze and go" "oa." "Wh" "Get out." "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "Evan." "SETH:" "I'''m gonna save you ." "I'''m gonna save you," "Ow." "?" "They got me facedown In the middle of the street ?" "ght." "Just relax, okay?" "Let'''s make this ri" "[PUFFS ON INHALER]" "." "No, look.." "Yeah." "You know?" "I think we wanted to show ourselves." "[SPITS] CROWD:" "Oh!" "We were gonna go to Hawaii." "SETH:" "Fucking go." "Fucking throw up." "Okay." "ep?" "You wanna come sle" "Okay." "[SIREN WAILING]" "[VAN HALEN'''S "PANAMA" PLAYIN G OVER SPEAKERS]" "[ALL SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]" "[TIRES SCREECH]" "Y] [ALL YELLING INDISTINCTL" "[TIRES SQUEAL]" "Make the badge proud, Slater." "but I think that cou ld make it more cool." "[LAUGHS]" "[YELLING]" "[SCREAMING]" "FOGELL:" "Officer Slater!" "SLATER:" "Don'''t blow yourself up, asshole." "We won." "We won." "[EXHALES]" "Can we shoot at it?" "I don'''t know." "Can you?" "Break yoself, fool!" "[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]" "like, forms." "I'''m sorry, man, I don'''t know." "I'''m afraid to live with strangers." "I can'''t" "." "I know." "I know" "I can'''t believe you saved me." "I can'''t believe-- I owe you so" "I love you." "I love you, man." "I love you." "in the world." "n." "Come here." "Come here, ma" "[SETH SIGHS]" "I love you." "What the fuck?" "[SIGHS]" "Uh, you don'''t have to rush off like that." "I have to get, uh, a new comforter..." "." "Cool." "So, uh.." "tits." "Your mom'''s got huge" "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit." "It'''s them." "Don'''t stop." "I don'''t know." "Hey." "Hey." "and I just..." "Thank you for being such a nice guy about it all." "t." "At least you don'''t h ave a black eye from i" "[CHUCKLES] I mean... e." "That looks terribl" "I acted like a fucking idiot last night." "." "So..." "I'''m sorry" "So, Seth..." "I mean, you kind of owe me." "Yeah, definitely." "I would love to do that." "ff." "that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stu" "." "Fine, yeah." "Do-- Maybe we can get some food" "Yeah, I'''d like that." "BECCA:" "Where do you wanna go to eat?" "?" "I guess I'''ll always Feel the same ?" "?" "Oh, P.S. I love you, baby ?" "?" "?" "And I need you to find it ?" "?" "Rediscover ?" "[LYLE WORKMAN'''S "SUPER WHAT?" PLAYING]" "Oh, welcome to the party, baby." "Let me get my freak on." "Yeah." "Are you ready?" "Hit me now." "Oh, stroke that funk." "Yeah." "Burnin''' up." "Come on." "What you drawing, baby?" "[LAUGHS]" "Stroke that funk, McLovin." "Uh, superbad, baby." "Yeah, that'''s what I'''m talking about." "?" "For McLovin, boy ?" "[?" "]" "SETH [WHISPERING]:" "I love you."