"Hello, cute and fuzzy animal watcher." "I'm afraid it's time to put the puppies down." "Time to quit petting your kittens and face the preda-natural." " Because guess what?" " You're in our world now." "A world where your worst nightmare" "Gets faced every single night." "Or at least every single installment" "For the next 10 episodes." "Welcome, to the world of..." "Ghostfacers." "We're here in LA to continue our quest for the supernatural." "There are a lot of impostors out there." " But..." " We're the real deal." "You know, we had absolute proof" "Our ghosthunting until our rivals got to drop on us. (?" ")" "Our rivals who happened to be jealous douche nozzers." "But, you know..." "All's fair, love, war..." "Whatever." " We got bucked." " Bucked hard." "We got back on and we let that horse know who's bucking who." "We're some pretty bad ass bronkers." "You know, I..." "We're the cow..." "We'd be the cowboys." " You know, bronkers are on the horse..." " We high we high." "So far no luck getting another specter on film." "We're not worried cause if it's out there we're gonna find it." "We're coming for you." "If you're dead..." "You'd better stay dead." "Cause if not..." "We're gonna kill you." "Hey, Spruce, you see this?" "This came in yesterday." "It's a camera with a thermal imaging mode." "Right?" "Holla..." "So, Dave, why do you wanna be a ghostfacer?" "I mean..." "Where to start?" "I studied mysticism for 4 years at UC Berkley and I..." "I heard about Ed and Henry there." "Yeah, Dave, Dave, Dave, good intern..." "You know, uh, knows his equipment, runs a mean cable, knows his track." " Yeah, he's no Corbit." " He's alive." " Um, I gotta..." " Coffee break?" "I just, I need a moment." "Corbit was our..." "last intern." "Uh, he died in the line of duty." "I..." "I thing Ed blames himself for his death." "So, he's been practicing his ghost martial arts a lot." "Hey, guys." "I just got a hit on the Ghostfacers website." "Five separate confirmed ghost sightings at a run down theatre in Hollywood, called the Grand Showcase." "Confirmed?" "Yeah, I mean three people claimed they've been physically attacked." "Thank you, adopted sister, it sounds like we got our next mission." "That means full investigation deployment" "Alright, I want the map of the area right around here..." "Whow." "Excuse me." "Hi." "I saw the ad." "Is the intern position open still?" "Still open?" " Oh, my God, camera..." " Hey..." " Hi." " Uh, what's your name?" " Oh, Amber, with Y." " You're hired." "Really?" " Dave..." " You're fired." "♪ Ghostfacers♪"