"Life is a bouquet of oranges, bright and fresh" "If sprinkhed with haughter..." "Phump with sweetness" "Each week passes hight-footed and easy" "Each day dawns hike a Sunday morning" "Woven with threads of such joy" "Sparkhes a story" "Its scent carried by the breeze" "Its mehody whisthed by the wind" "In the white midday sun." "A gohden spot of sunset" "No time for ghoom, we cherish every happiness" "Pockets fuhh of smahh gestures and big moments" "No shroud of worry." "We swirh in robes of content" "Woven with threads of this spirit" "Sparkhes a story" "Its scent carried by the breeze" "Its mehody whisthed by the wind" "Thank you for your help, sir" "Life fhows on" "Whispering a new-ohd song..." "In a bhink and a sigh." "H'm gone" "Cehebrate each moment, together." "Hereon" "Woven with threads of our togetherness" "Sparkhes a story" "Its scent carried by the breeze" "Well fielded, Kayoze" "They say Catches win Matches" "And Kayo's catch has certainly turned the game around" "Move" "Not out, sir" "My foot was on the line, sir" "Sir, when I took the catch... my foot was on the boundary line" "C'mon guys, chin up" "Papa, you know how well I played today?" "I took 7 wickets" "You're listening, Papa?" " Listening, Kayo" "The ball was high but far" "I ran real fast to the ball..." "and I dived" "Fantastic" " And catch" "Papa, that was a red light" "Oh no" "Sorry son" " No Papa, I'm sorry" "Do you see a traffic cop?" "No Papa, no one" "How could you, Rusy..." "I'm sorry" "Bhau Waghmare'..." "What sort of name is that?" "Good morning, sir" "Yes?" "Sir, I ran a red light." "May I pay the fine please?" "You didn't pay the traffic cop there?" "There wasn't anyone there" "So who stopped you?" "No one stopped me" "You say you ran a red light" "No cop there" "So you should have left." "No big deal" "No one saw you" "Someone saw me" "Who saw you?" "My son saw me" "He will learn from what I do" "I ran a red light, I must pay the fine" "By law, I can't take your fine" "Please leave" "Here's another headache" "Stop there." "Don't offload that car" "C'mon, get the car down" "Inspector Mhatre, I told you..." "Don't tow any imported car in this area" "It could belong to a politician" "This car caused a 2 km long traffic jam" "They park wrongly, we suffer" "Inspector Mhatre, please listen to me" "One scratch on this car means a big enquiry" "Do you know how expensive this car is?" "Rs. 10.2 million - cost in Mumbai" "BMW 7 series, latest model" "Sir, please take this fine" "This is...?" " The King of Honesty" "Meet the Champion of Truth" "One moment, sir" "Remember?" " Of course!" "Rustom Behram Deboo." "Head Clerk, Transport Office" "Nandkumar Mhatre." "Inspector, Traffic" "And - my son Kayoze Rustom Deboo" "Shinde, this man is amazing" "A boon for the traffic police lmagine that" "He cleared that Ballard Pier jam single-handedly" "Wow" "Don't harass him" "No, never" "Here, let me gift you these blank tickets" "Next time, write yourself a ticket" "Sir, take the fine please" "Shinde" " Got it, sir" "Proud to meet you, Mr. Deboo" "Thank you, sir" "But sir..." "What was your name now..." "Rustom Behram Deboo." "Head Clerk, Transport Office" "Rusy" "Yes Papa?" "Where are those noodles-shoodles?" "Ready Papa, almost ready" "Grate some cheese over them" "Yes Papa" "Let's watch some cricket, Grandpa" "They're not cricketers, they're salesmen" "They sell soaps and pomades" "Ever heard of Don Bradman selling fragrant hair gel?" "Now buzz off, weasel" "Always knocking that ball" "Papa, Grandpa is so mean" "Let it go Kayo, it's ok" "If he hates Indian cricketers, why does he live in India?" "What's that, weasel?" "Nothing, Papa" "Kayo, you don't speak to your elders like that" "Go, say sorry" "Kayo" "Sorry" "Papa, your noodles" "Too hot" "Sorry" "Added cheese?" " Yes Papa" "Ginger and garlic?" " Yes Papa" "And Mr. Kayo, here are your shoodles" "Last night I had a dream" "I was at Lord's, watching the Cricket World Cup final" "India vs. Pakistan" "Last 2 overs, India needs 30 runs to win" "At the non-striker end is Sachin Tendulkar" "At the striker's end is..." "Guess who, Kayo?" "Guess..." "Kayo?" "Give up?" "At the striker's end is Kayoze Rustom Deboo..." "Captain of the Indian Cricket team" "Shoab Akhtar bowls at 5600 km/ hour" "And Kayo easily flicks him..." "That... was a wide ball" "Last ball now" "6 runs to win" "All fielders at boundary" "Bowler runs" "Kayo lifts his bat up" "Crowd chants..." "North." "South." "East." "West..." "Kayoze is the best" "Kayo..." "Kayo..." "Bowler bowls and Kayo swings his bat" "Of all the witless, idiotic..." "Kayo" "Made the TV into a punching bag" "Were you batting or battering?" "Kayo..." "Kayo... '" "Need a kick on your butt" "I'm sorry, Kayo" "There's a match tomorrow." "What do I do?" "Sue him in the High Court" "Now you'll say - Look at the brighter side of life" "Actually yes, Kayo" "What if it had broken during the match?" "Listen, we'll buy a new bat tomorrow" "Remember the bat we'd put a red mark on?" "We'll buy that" "But that's for Rs. 2800" "So what?" "I'll get it for you" "The match is at 9 am but the shop opens at 9:30" "You play one down, right?" "I'll get it before your turn" "Are you sure?" "Sure" "One moment" "What're you looking at, Kayo?" " Nothing" "Shoes?" " No Papa" "Goodnight my angeh." "Now chose your eyes" "Goodnight hove." "Hush those sheepy sighs" "Let the moon huhh you" "Into a genthe web of dreams" "As the night croons ahong with me" "Goodnight" "Excuse me, sir." "Does this shop open at 9:30?" "That's what it says here" "Don't know when it actually opens" "Welcome, everyone, to the Mumbai University Ground... and the Young Mumbai Indians Tournament" "First ball of the innings" "And that's clean bowled." "Great delivery" "Next batsman is Kayoze... their captain and their best batsman" "Sahil, go" "Sir?" "Go, I said" "Captain, what's your batting order?" "Sir, I'll go two down" "Slow down, you'll trip" "A few days back I was here with my son" "We'd put a red mark on a bat, remember?" "Which bat?" "There're 2000 bats here." "Where will you look?" "Howzzat?" "Huge appeal." "And the umpire raises his finger" "Go, Kayo" "Ball's keeping low, watch it" "PTVA score - 27 for 2 wickets" "Sir, my bat broke yesterday" "So borrow one" "But Papa's getting me a new bat" "I'll go three down" "Nawaz" "I told you to keep that bat aside" "Which bat?" "How will I know?" "Go look inside" "Oh yes, there too" "Keep this" " What is it?" "Money" "Now he'll attempt the impossible" "An easy catch" "PTVA score - 32 for 3 wickets" "That was close 9... 10... 11..." "Found it?" "No, still looking" "It's not going to wait around for so many days" "What now?" "Yes" "Sir, if the next wicket falls and Papa's still not here..." "I'll go to bat" "Ok" "Please hurry" "First you tire me, then you hurry me" "I'm sorry" "How much for this, after the discount?" "If you give me 100 rupee bills, then 1500 rupees" "If you give me coins like this, then 1700 rupees 1700?" " Yup." "Here, mark it" "Right." "I'll mark it." "Keep it aside" "Next ball" "He tried to step out and play... and he's out" "Brilliant stumping" "Shut your mouth" " The over ends" "Manmeet, bat" "Sure?" "Kayo..." "Kayo..." "Finally on field is Kayoze Rustom Deboo" "Score is 70 for 6 wickets." "Just 7 overs left" "They need 9 runs per over." "That's a tough one" "But if there's Kayo, there's hope for his team" "Next ball" "Ajinkya plays it superbly to leg side" "Could be 2 runs" "Kayo takes 1 run." "He's running for the 2nd" "He's running..." " Sir, 1 minute" "He's running..." "Still running..." "He's just running..." "He's running off the field" "Quick Papa, please" "Sorry I'm late, son" " It's ok, Papa" "Yes, this is it." "Bye Papa" "Kayo" "One moment" "Wearing your guard?" " Papa, not here" "All the best" " Bye Papa" "Here goes..." "He's off" "Watch now" "Ahh set" "Ahh wired" "C'mon Kayo, hit" "Ahh ahert" "In position" "Revved to go..." "Into batthe" "He's hit a 6..." "And now a 4" "Something zooms up..." "Look, it's our score!" "He's hit a 6..." "And now a 4" "Something zooms up..." "Look, it's our score!" "The crowds hunger for runs..." "They gotta have more" "More..." "And more..." "He hits" "Watch out" "Up and away" "A big hit" "PTVA needs 2 runs off the last ball" "Last ball." "Kayo played it to leg side" "Slight misfield" "He's taken 1 run and runs for the 2nd" "There's a throw from the boundary" "Kayo needs to hurry" "Howzzat?" "Alright everyone, your attention please" "Excuse me" "Thank you" "I'd like to introduce you all to John McClan... cricket coach from MCG, London" "John and his team are here to select Under-14 players... for a cricket camp" "The selected players will go to..." "Guess where?" "To the Mecca of cricket, yes..." "Lord's cricket ground, London" "So..." "Over to you, John" "Thank you" "Now listen carefully" "The MCG is conducting a coaching camp and a tournament... for Under-14 players" "We will select 10 players from every country" "He's upset?" "A little" "Rusy, this is an extraordinary camp" "But it costs Rs.150,000" "See, Kayo's the best we have" "I don't want him to feel he's losing a great opportunity" "So I'll convince him he doesn't need this camp" "He'll understand" "Don't worry, I'll handle him." "I'll just be back" "The 11 th player is an international level cricketer" "And here's the best part..." "This means you could be facing Shane Warne" "Or... perhaps bowling to..." "Sachin Tendulkar" "This is important, so please listen carefully" "The final selection is in 2 weeks" "If selected, you must pay the fee the next day" "Jeet, forms" "Hey" "Hello" "Good job, Captain" "Cheer up" "I'll see you at Lord's" "Saurabh, especially for you." "Don't forget..." "Excuse me, sir" "May I have a form, please?" "Are you sure?" "Yes sir." "The form, please" "Papa" "But Papa, how will we get the money?" "EPF" "What is EPF?" "Employees Provident Fund." "The Government's piggy bank" "Every month, we put a bit of our salary into it" "The Government also puts in the same amount" "And when we need a loan... like we need one now, for Lord's... we can take it from the piggy bank" "But if we can't unlock the piggy bank... do we break it, Papa?" "Thank you, Papa" "Long live the Government of India" "Rusy, I'll sign this... but I doubt you'll get your loan in 15 days" "Sir, if you recommend..." "That won't help" "Good morning, Mr. Kadam" "Hey Babbu didi" "Rusy, how're you?" "All good?" "All good, thank you" "Do carry on with your work" "Last year, I applied for a loan for my daughter's wedding" "The wedding went off well" "Babbu didi was the wedding planner" "I still owe her money" "Never mind that" "Now, when my daughter had a baby, I got a letter" "Glad to sanction you a loan for your daughter's marriage'" "What's this?" "Rice pudding for you" "Do have some, Rusy" "Some tea?" "No, I don't feel like it" "Something bothering you?" "I'm looking for a car" "See this picture" "Ferrari Italia, 562 horsepower." "Top speed 320 km/ hour" "Costs Rs. 34.6 million in Mumbai" "Very good car" "He knows every detail" "That's amazing" "You know every detail" "Now tell me, where will I get this car?" "No one here has this model" "Really?" "Any similar models?" "Sachin Tendulkar has one" "Our Tendulkar?" "This is great news" "Will he rent it to us?" "I'll give him any deal he wants" "Per km/ per second..." "whatever he wants" "And I'll return it with a full tank" "Babbu didi, life is treating him great right now" "He doesn't need to rent out his cars" "Then this sister of yours is as good as dead" "Tell me, why does it have to be a Ferrari?" "Because of my stupidity" "Do you know of Tatiya Mandke?" "He's a bigshot politician from the Worli village" "His son's getting married" " Sir, I'll get back" "What's the matter?" "Don't like my tragic tale?" "Stay and listen." "I'm not done" "So, Tatiya's son is to be married." "To impress him, I said..." "It's your son's wedding" "We'll do it Rome style" "I was on a roll." "I said..." "Instead of riding the traditional solitary horse... your son will ride 560 horses at his wedding" "Tatiya said" " How?" "I said" " In the Ferrari" "The signature red car of Italy, the Ferrari 560 horsepower" "The thug took me seriously" "He wants 560 horsepower at the wedding" "And I'm trapped" "Hello" "Yes, this is Babbu Chanchal..." "Proprietor, Chanchal Wedding Planners" "Hello ma'am" "Your name's been selected for a personal loan" "Interested, ma'am?" "Give your mom a loan, I don't need one" "I need a Ferrari." "Have one?" "Silly loan peddlers" "Since I bought this phone, I only get loan offers" "I'm fed up." "Mark my words..." "Loan for you'" "We'll hear this on the streets soon" "Go ahead, laugh at my misery" "Truly, this is a big business deal for me" "Please try and get me a Ferrari." "Save my life" "Or that goon will shoot me" "Opera" "It's the music of Rome" "At our Pakya's wedding, everything will be Rome style" "Everything." "Why?" "Because Rome is the Capital of Love" "Rani, your prince won't ride to you on a horse" "He'll zip to you in the Roman car, Ferrari" "Every bridegroom has 1 horsepower under his butt" "But Pakya will have 560 horsepower under his butt" "Great idea, Babbu didi" "I have another idea" "Babbu didi, no more ideas" "The Ferrari's final" "Dad, I want the Ferrari" "All yours, son" "Hit it, guys" "The Ferrari's coming here" "Pakya's big day is near" "What's the number?" " What?" "Yes Papa, it's... 7498514863" "Papa, it rang" "So answer it" "Hello Papa" "Hello" "Papa, can you hear me?" "Dimwit, here I can hear even without the phone" "Go farther away" " Sorry, one moment" "Hello..." "Papa, now?" "Still getting your voice directly" "Hide elsewhere" "Can you hear me on the phone now?" "No, it's the same." "Go farther" "From here?" "Go behind the door" " Ok" "But Papa, can you hear me on the phone?" "Or can you only hear me directly?" "Papa?" "Rusy" "I have an idea" "Go into the bathroom" "Ok, yes, that's it" "Hold on Papa, one moment" "What a cartoon character" "Hello." "This is Rustom Behram Deboo..." "Head Clerk, Transport Office." "Who's speaking please?" "Your pop" "You bought a phone to just chit-chat?" "No Papa, I heard that cell phones owners... get loan offers from banks" "What loan?" "Papa" "I want to send Kayo to London, Papa" "Why?" "Papa" "MCG cricket camp at Lord's" "To send Kayo to London, you'll take out a loan?" "Papa, Kayo's an excellent cricketer" "With the right training, he'll play for India some day" "I know Rs. 150,000 is a lot..." "Have you lost your mind?" "To send Kayo to London, you'll take out a 150,000 loan?" "In no time it'll be 300,000, then a million" "How will you pay it back?" "You'll sell this house?" "You'll put us on the street?" "Don't you dare stuff his head with trash" "Now hang up." "Can't you hear me directly?" "Stupid idiot" "Papa, Kayo..." "Go on, get out" "Get him to finish school" "Then teach him water-proofing" "Mumbai homes are always leaking" "You want to take him to Lord's on that scooter?" "Goodnight Papa" "What is so good about the night?" "Stuff your Goodnight" "Can barely find his way within Mumbai... and wants to go to Lord's!" "Papa, should I speak to him or will you?" "Kayo, you're still awake?" "Where're you going?" "What're you doing, Kayo?" "He's always so rude to you" "If Mama was here, this wouldn't happen" "Kayo, I can't fight with Grandpa" "And Mama wouldn't have, either" "She would've scolded him" " No son, she wouldn't have" "Why not?" "When I grow up, I'll show him" "Let me go, Papa" "I'm sorry, Papa" "It's ok." "Come here" "Kayo, many years ago... there were two friends... just like you and Sahil" "Their passion was also cricket" "Like you both, they broke windows all the time" "Both had the same dream..." "To play for India some day" "At the age of 14, they played interstate cricket" "They made centuries together, were an unbeatable partnership" "Finally, both were called for the Indian team selection" "Rumor had it only one of them would make it to the team" "Oh no..." "Then?" "Then jealousy crept in" "On the day of selection, both played superbly" "Every ball was hit for a 4 or 6" "It was the drinks break" "And one friend betrayed the friendship" "Then?" "It was a bouncer." "He couldn't see it clearly" "The glass damaged his cornea" "He was left with some vision, but couldn't play cricket again" "And the other friend?" "He was selected to the Indian team" "Became rich and famous, traveled the world" "He never came to meet his friend?" "No, never" "Who's he, Papa?" "Do I know him?" "Dharmadhikari" "Dilip Dharmadhikari?" "The world knows D. N. Dharmadhikari" "But his friend... was forgotten long ago" "Where is he now, Papa?" "You're crying, Papa?" "He's in our living room" "Grandpa?" "Kayo?" "Was he the best?" "He was the bestest" "May this mind..." "Its thoughts and deeds" "Every stride and step" "Tread the path of Truth" "Truth and hntegrity..." "Make for a tough path" "But remain fearhess and unwavering" "Ahways." "With head hehd high" "Stand strong..." "On the tough, honest path" "And remain fearhess and unwavering" "Ahways." "With head hehd high" "...Lord's, London." "So, I need a loan" "Sorry, not possible" "Good morning, ma'am" " Good morning" "I'd like to meet a loan officer, please" "He's here" "Good morning, sir" "My name is Rustom Behram Deboo..." "Head Clerk, Transport Office" "You didn't call me, so I've come over" "I was going to call you?" "I have a new phone, you see." "7498514863" "So?" "So I thought you'd call me with a loan offer" "It's ok, sir" "Sir, my son, Kayoze Rustom Deboo... is an outstanding cricketer" "He plays one down and never returns to the pavilion" "He's been selected for a cricket camp at Lord's" "So, sir?" "Sir, the camp's a bit expensive, so I need a loan" "Sir, one moment" "Sir, see Kayo's certificates" "Sir, this is for Man of the Match" "This for Highest Scorer" "Sir, for fielding too" "Sir, see his medals and trophies" "This is for Man of the Match" "This is for batting... fielding..." "One last thing I want to show you, sir" "His medals, sir" "Sir, if you see him play..." "I'm sure you'll approve the loan" "Can I see your salary slips, please?" "Yes, I have them here" "Transport Office?" "Head Clerk, sir" "How much money do you need?" "Rs. 150,000, sir" "Sorry, you're not eligible" " I know that, sir" "You can't get a loan on this salary" "I know that, sir" "Sir, that's why..." "I've got you his certificates and trophies" "Sir, look at Kayo's talent" "Ok, how much can I get with my salary?" "135,000?" "125,000?" "Sir, if a father's salary is low, can his son never move up?" "Please leave" "Why would anyone with a fat salary want a loan?" "Only someone who has less money will come to you" "Security" "Sir, see his caliber and decide" "Come to the club once and see him bat" "Sir, he's wonderful" "Sir?" "Sir..." "Give him this." "Tell him to remember this name" "He'll be on TV some day" "As he hits a sixer, all of India will clap for him" "And your boss will smack his head in frustration" "Have a good day" "Smack his head?" "He'll crack his skull" "I tell you, Rusy... he'll suffer so much, he'll commit suicide" "Don't stress." "Don't let this spoil your mood" "We'll find another way" "Mr. Kadam mentioned that your father, Behram Deboo... played interstate cricket" "Yes, he was the youngest interstate player" "That's wonderful" "Like grandfather, like grandson" "Cricket runs in your blood" "You didn't give it a shot?" "Actually, I..." "That's alright." "Cricket's loss, Transport Office's gain" "You know, relationships don't mean anything today" "But one bond is still strong - the bond of cricket" "It got me thinking" "Your papa can tell Sachin - There's a family wedding" "Give me your Ferrari for 2 days" "How will Sachin refuse him?" "Papa won't..." "Ok, imagine this" "Sachin asks your papa..." "Can I borrow Rusy's scooter for 2 days?" "Your papa will never refuse him" "That's the bond of cricket" "Yes, but Papa won't..." "Ok now let me explain what's in it for you" "Come closer" "You speak to your papa... and get me Sachin's Ferrari for 2 days" "In return, I'll give you Rs. 150,000" "A gift, for you" "I'm a Government employee." "I can't accept gifts" "Ma'am, I've to leave now, if you don't mind" "Sorry, I've to go, if you don't mind" "Our Kayo will go to London, Rusy" "Ma'am, what..." "Don't worry about it" "Go about your business" "Listen to me calmly" "You know the proverb..." "Opportunity knocks your door once'?" "Look, once this wedding's over... you'll lose your chance of sending Kayo to London" "I'm at your door, ringing the bell" "Ding dong" "But you've locked yourself in" "Unlock the door" " Look lady..." "Got a problem, Grandpa?" "There's a lady here" "Go on, now." "Do your thing" "Open the door, let me in" "Take the Opportunity" "What do you say?" "Well?" "Ma'am, give me some time." "I'll talk to Papa" "Papa" "Sachin's making a century." "Come and see" "Ok, in a while" "Now, Papa" "I have some work." "I'll join you, son" "Sixer" "Bye Papa." "See you" "Hello?" "Wrong number" "Hey Mr. Popular" " Yes?" "Your social circle's expanding." "Who was it?" "Wrong number, Papa" "You get dirty jokes or not?" "Wrong number, I said" "Always been a wrong number" "Hello?" "Babbu didi, Sachin knows me very well" "Don't you worry, I'll handle it" "I will speak to Rusy" "I'm his father, he has to listen to me" "And when this is done, you must visit us" "Yes, I'll speak to Rusy right away" "See you soon" "Rusy, you didn't tell me... you're getting Rs. 150,000 for Sachin's Ferrari" "No Papa, I told Babbu didi..." "Listen, don't you want Kayo to be a cricketer?" "Pull up a chair." "Sit down" "Listen carefully" "This is what you must do - Go to Sachin's house and say..." "I am the son of Behram Deboo'" "You must understand... the bond of cricket is stronger than any other bond" "Sachin doesn't drive that car anyway" "It's rotting in his garage" "Papa, you're not fooling with me, are you?" "Would I fool with you on something like this?" "What's wrong with you?" "My dear Rustom..." "Good morning, Mrs. Sachin Tendulkar" "How do I address her?" "Good morning, Mrs. Tendulkar" "Very good." "Continue" "You know Tatiya Mandke, the politician?" "His son's getting married" "For the wedding, Tatiya wants his son to be in a..." "Ferrari" "What a fine idea" "He's a very caring father" "So I thought we could..." "both... help him" "You see, you have 3-4 cars" "If you can lend one of them... like the Ferrari... say the Ferrari... to Mr. Mandke for a few hours... he'll pay me Rs. 150,000 for it... and Kayo can go to Lord's" "Any chance, Mrs. Tendulkar?" "Very good." "Smile" "Hello?" "Hello Rusy, any luck?" "You spoke to Papa?" "I have the Ferrari key in my hand" "What?" "Seriously?" "You're a hero" "Actually, someone at the house... probably thought I was the car cleaner" "Gave me all the car keys" "I haven't mentioned the wedding yet" "I'll speak about it and call you" "Wait, don't" "You got the car key without asking for it" "It's a sign from above" "Just take the car and come here" "What?" "No ma'am" "That would be stealing." "I can't do that" "Listen, do as I say" "No one will get to know" "It's a matter of a few hours" "Once the wedding's over, we'll return the car" "I'm sorry ma'am, I can't do this" "Rusy, think of your son's potential" "He'll blossom at Lord's" "Sachin played for India at the age of 16" "Your son will play at 12" "Youngest player ever" "Do your duty as a father" "Sir, the latest bestsellers" "No, thank you" "Hey, nice wheels" "No son, step back please" "No, don't do that" "Babbu didi, where should I bring the Ferrari?" "You did it, my tiger" "This is great" "Come into the Worli village" "You'll see the wedding festivities" "Drive towards them" "The Worli village?" "Ok" "The turmeric ceremony of our behoved Pakya" "Stop this" "Mr. Mandke" "Our Ferrari is coming here" "Pakya, smile if you want your photo taken 560 horsepower" "Our Ferrari is coming here" "What's the matter?" "Let the Ferrari turn around and go back" "See what's written about me in the paper" "Public coffers empty, Tatiya has plenty'" "Oh no" "Page 5 today, front page news tomorrow" "And that's the end of me" "As you know... there are more politicians in prison than in power" "Now here's my idea" "I will tell the Press..." "I'm spending money... but not on my son's wedding" "I'm arranging a Mass Wedding" "Listen, all of you" "Tomorrow, right here... 201 couples will be married off by me" "200 are my social work 1 is my... homework" "My son Prakash" "He will wear a number and pose for photos" "Pakya" "What's this number scam?" "Each couple in a mass wedding has a number" "I will have '201 ' on me, and so will my wife" "If not, wives can get switched around" "Is that so?" " Yes" "So you'll wear a number and get married?" "Yes" "Man, you're our Crown Prince" "Don't do it" "Then Tatiya will be in the Union Cabinet" "I won't wear a number around my neck" "You will wear a number" "You will marry the way I want" "My friends will laugh at me" "They'll mock me - 'Didn't get a Ferrari... but wore a number plate at his wedding'" "I won't..." "Forget this wedding." "Cancel it" "Cancel it, I don't care" "I won't get married your way" "But we've started the turmeric ceremony" "How can we cancel now?" "Babbu didi, do something" "Yes, just a moment, excuse me" "Son, listen to me" "You want to sit in the Ferrari, take photos with your pals?" "I'll make it happen for you." "Trust me" "One moment, excuse me" "Can I suggest a win-win compromise, sir?" "There's a ceremony at the bride's house today" "Let's go there in style" "The boys can have their fill of the Ferrari" "They'll celebrate, get their photos taken" "In return, tomorrow..." "Pakya will wear No. 201 and get married" "What do you say?" "Well?" "Well, son?" "One moment" "They're kids" "Compromise" "Take the Ferrari or your dad will put you on a tricycle" "Because you're my father..." "I'm ready to compromise" "Hit it" "Shambhu" "Lazy bones..." "Watching TV?" "Where's Shambhu?" "Shambhu hasn't come in" "He hasn't?" " Nope" "So who took the car keys from me today?" "Shambhu has the day off" "What's the matter, Mohan?" "The car's been stolen" "How can that be?" "I saw the car leave today" "I opened the gate for it" "You mean... you let the thief go?" "Don't try to trick me, Mohan" "No one steals in broad daylight" "The thief took the car from under your nose" "What were you doing?" "Watching the match, eating bananas" "Big oaf" "When a car enters the gate, it's my responsibility" "I ask..." "Where do you want to go?" "Whom do you want?" "When a car leaves, it's not my responsibility" "I can't ask..." "Where are you going?" "Why are you going there?" "I'll get beaten up" "Spare me the details" "Explain this to the Residents' Committee" "Not the Committee, please" "Because of you, the car's gone" "This is now a police matter" " No police, please" "I'll lose my status in the village" "You'll lose your status in the village?" "So confess that you aided the theft" "But you gave the thief the key" "How did the car key leave the house?" "You were alone at home" "Boss and his wife are out of town" "The cops will catch you first" "Let me explain this to the Residents' Committee" "Wait, please." "Don't..." "Don't make a big deal out of it, man" "Listen..." "Only you and I know the car's been stolen" "Does anyone else know?" " No" "We can't go to the cops or tell anyone about it" "Got it?" "If we stick together, we're safe" "If not, we're both sunk." "Got it?" "Come, let's look for the car now" "But Mohan, where do we look?" "It's a red Ferrari - hard to miss" "It's here" "The Ferrari's here" "Babbu didi, I've a task for you" "Turn the Ferrari into a florist's delight" "Sir?" "Put so many flowers on it... that one wouldn't know if it's a Ferrari or... a bullock cart" "My Ferrari" "Sir, not so close to the car" "Sir, you'll scratch the car" "Give me the Ferrari key" " Sir, where is Babbu didi?" "Give me the car key" "I'm sorry sir, I can't give you the key" "I will drive the car, sir" "Sir" "Sir, stay back" "Sir, please step back" "Babbu didi" "What chaos" "Ma'am" "Please don't tell anyone this is Sachin's car" "Ok" "And only I will drive this car" "And ma'am, I have to return the car in a few hours" "Don't worry." "You handle it all" "Here, put these flowers on the car" "Ferrari" "The Ferrarri key?" " Later" "First clear the area" "Your boss played superbly yesterday" "As I was saying, Shamshu bhai..." "I have a small problem." "I need your help" "Anytime." "I'm here to help" "But you didn't keep your word" "You'd promised me a photo with your boss..." "I'll get Boss here" "You can pose with him against any car" "Seriously?" "Sachin Tendulkar will come here?" "Of course." "If I tell him that Shamshu bhai, the garage owner... is a big fan of his, he won't refuse" "Mohan, you've made my day." "Come on in" "This is my friend, Mahavir Tambe" "Pleased to meet you" "He heads a huge security guard force" "We're here because... his car's been stolen" "A car stolen from the Head of Security?" "Bad days..." "Easy, now" "What car was it?" "Alto" " Scorpio" "Alto or Scorpio?" "Business as usual, don't worry" "Mohan" "Both" "Both" "You see... we were driving along in the Alto" "It stalled" "To tow it, we called for a Scorpio" "Actually, we were in the Scorpio, the Alto came..." "You're explaining?" "No, you go ahead" "So, the Alto stalled" "We got the Scorpio to tow it" "As we were towing it, he wanted to go" "Go?" " Nature's call" "We went to the side of the road" "The thief sat in the Scorpio" "He left in the Scorpio, dragging the Alto with it" "Steal one, get one free" "I want to know, Shamshu bhai..." "The Alto, Scorpio and other stolen cars..." "Where do they go?" "Scorpios go to Bihar, U.P. Or Nepal" "And the Alto?" " The Alto..." "Forget the Alto, Shamshu bhai" "Mr. Tambe can afford many such cars" "Yes, I can" "May I speak now?" "I'm just curious..." "Can I ask you a question?" "Ask away" "When a big car is stolen... say a BMW or a Ferrari... what happens to it?" "Tea" "I don't tell anyone this" "But I'll tell you" "These big cars... can't be sold openly" "Right" "So what we do is this..." "We dismantle them and sell them" "Boss" "Mohan, that's Boss" "Dismantle them?" "Yes" "At Sion village or Worli village" "There the car is taken apart" "So this is the..." "Tire" "Goes to Opera House" "What did you rip?" "Rexin" "Goes to Mahalakshmi" "The seat" "Goes to Mohammad Ali Road" "And the steering wheel comes to me" "Right, the steering wheel" "Now what's left?" "The body" " Right, the body" "The body can't be sold" "So we take it... and put it into a furnace" "It melts into a... ball" "Have one" " No, thank you" "Mr. Tambe?" "What's that?" "S class" "Mercedes" "My man stands proud and commanding" "Gave his word and got me a Ferrari" "As the ghetto gapes and stares" "I hap it ahh up, put on airs" "Let me go now" "Don't fhirt and tease" "Let go of me" "Rehease me phease" "My man stands proud and commanding" "Gave his word and got me a Ferrari" "As the ghetto gapes and stares" "I hap it ahh up, put on airs" "Let me go now" "Don't fhirt and tease" "Let go of me" "Rehease me phease" "Ahh around." "They encirche and adore me" "Ship away now, you won't get a whiff of me" "Hundreds hike you danghe in queue" "Why shouhd h hay my gaze on you" "Ahh around." "They encirche and adore me" "Ship away now, you won't get a whiff of me" "You're too naive for Love and Desire" "Too soft and sweet, ahh smoke and no fire" "Your performance won't hure me to you." "Sir" "Take your routine ehsewhere." "To another" "Let me go now" "Don't fhirt and tease" "Let go of me" "Rehease me phease" "I swish hike fish, my cheeks hike pearh" "Hips hush with youth." "I twist and twirh" "Why chase me, you're not my kind" "Paws off." "And watch your behind" "I swish hike fish, my cheeks hike pearh" "Hips hush with youth." "I twist and twirh" "Meet me hater." "I have to rush." "Dear" "It's for my man I dohhed up and came here" "He shid this ornament into me" "A mirror, quick, to see the ghow he'hh see..." "Let me go to him" "Let me go phease" "Have to go now" "Need to go now" "Let me go now" "Don't fhirt and tease" "Let go of me" "Rehease me phease" "I'm going now" "Let me go now" "Let me go to her" "Alright Rusy, here's Rs. 150,000" "Before the Press gets here, take the car away" "Thank you" "Mohan" "How much does a Ferrari cost?" "I'll tell you" "If you sell that hole you call home... to three people, over three years... you still won't get a Ferrari tire" "Don't fib" "It has just two seats" "No seats in the back" "A scooter also has two seats" "A Ferrari also has two seats" "How much extra can two wheels cost?" "4... 5000?" "Hello?" "Good morning, ma'am" "Yes ma'am." "Ok ma'am" "Have a good day" "What's the matter, Mohan?" "That was Mrs. Tendulkar." "Boss is coming back" "I'm off to my village" "Wait" "Tell the cops I committed suicide" "And my body is in Shamshu's furnace" "Wait, calm down" "We have some time." "I have a plan." "C'mon" "Leave me out of it" "Boss is back tomorrow night, don't worry" "Come with me" "Mohan" "Police" "Run" "C'mon, hurry" "Mohan, wait for me." "My helmet..." "Put it on." "Use your head" "Mohan" "Mohan, I can hear the sound of the Ferrari" "You're going mad." "Run" "Rustom Behram Deboo, Transport Office" "Sir, why's the police here today?" "The Ganesh festival and Sachin's century..." "That's when the police works overtime" "Just a precaution" " Ok" "Not starting?" "Lt'll start, sir" "Listen, try this" "Run it down the slope in neutral" "Then slip it into 2nd gear." "It'll start" "Ok..." "Get on the slope" "In neutral?" " Yes" "Keep it in neutral." "Now put it into 2nd gear" "There, it started" "Rustom, hold on" "Help me with this" "Got to nab this red car" "Yes sir..." "Hello?" "Rusy, where are you?" "It's morning" "Where were you?" "Papa, something terrible has happened" "What..." "You had an accident?" "Papa, I stole Sachin's Ferrari" "You crazy?" "I was fooling with you" "Where's the car?" "The car's being towed away" "Now do as I say." "Come straight home" "Wear your helmet" "Hide your face from the cops" "Something really terrible happened, Papa" "What now?" "Papa, I left Rs.150,000 in the car" "Kayo can't go to Lord's, Papa" "Kayo..." "Lord's..." "Pawar, prepare that report." "I'm leaving" "C'mon Jadhav" "Jadhav, slow down" "Stop, I said" "Inspector Mhatre, what have you brought in?" "It's called a car." "Has four wheels..." "Sir, this is no car." "It's a celestial chariot" "The chariot of my God" "It's Sachin Tendulkar's Ferrari" "But your God parked in a No Parking zone" "Will my God come to get his car, sir?" "Whether it's your God or his driver... don't release the car without taking the fine" "Don't worry, sir." "I'll watch over this car" "O Lord, thank you" "There's the Ferrari" "Looking good, Pakya" "But the Ferrari can't be seen" "Where is the Ferrari?" "Look for it" "Go to the next one" "It's covered with flowers" "Is it a Ferrari or a humble taxi?" "Pakya, your dad's fooled you" "His dad fooled him" "How many done, Babbu didi?" "180 couples done, 20 to go 20..." "You." "Come here" "Married?" " Yes sir" "What was the hurry?" "Never mind" "Get your wife and get re-married" "But sir..." " If she objects... tell her you're renewing your vows" "She'll be thrilled." "Run, now" "That makes 181 couples" "Give me a minute" "What's this?" " What's what?" "What's this, Babbu didi?" "Who told you to use so many flowers?" "Who does that to a Ferrari?" "It's a wedding car - it must have flowers" "You're Mr. Mandke's son, no less" "If there were fewer flowers, people would gossip" "They'd call us stingy" "They're gossiping now" "Saying it's not a Ferrari under the flowers... it's an ordinary taxi" "People will say anything" "You know the truth." "You know it's a Ferrari" "Walk the path of truth, son." "It's useful in the long run" "You wronged me, Babbu didi" "C'mon now..." "You committed a fraud" "Our deal is off" "No compromise" "At my wedding tomorrow, I want the Ferrari" "Without flowers on it" "Go on, now" "Told you to get an abortion" "Look at what you produced" "What kind of talk is that?" "Mom..." "What sort of guy did you marry?" "If you had asked me, I would've rejected him" "Be quiet" "You all go ahead" "Pakya..." "Don't say anything" "Leave, I said" "Going" "Babbu didi, please handle this" "The Press will not see the Ferrari" "That's final" "That's my order" "Then the Press will not see... me wearing a number" "That's my wish" "You can't afford a wish, you pipsqueak" "Dad, no..." "Don't mess with me, boy" "Sir, couple no. 182" "I'll see you at home" "What happened?" "Scram" "I've always told you... to stay away from cricket" "It's made you into a thief now" "The Great Gangster of the Deboo family..." "Rustom Behram Deboo" "Papa, I have to send Kayo to Lord's" "Why are you so dense?" "During recession in the white man's land... camps like this are invented" "They look for gullible fools like you, who fall for it" "You want to go to prison?" "In prison, hold a slate, get your mug shots taken" "Make your family famous" "Cricket ruins you, I tell you" "There're many dirty games behind this sport" "Answer this..." "Who knows cricket best, you or me?" "Papa, I know..." " No, tell me... who knows cricket best, you or me?" "Papa, I know some cricket too" "I played well once" "But you didn't let me play" "Well, thank me for it" "I saved you" "Protected you" "Papa, don't protect Kayo" "Let him live his life" "He's a gifted cricketer" "He'll make you proud one day" "That pint-sized rookie a cricketer?" "He knocks a ball in a sock in the living room" "That won't make him a cricketer" "Papa, you haven't seen his game" "He's captain of his team" "In India, millions of kids play cricket" "From the city center, if you hurl a pebble... it'll land on a captain's head" "Rusy" "Remember this..." "In a cricket team, there are only eleven players" "What of those who don't make it to the team?" "I'll tell you" "They sit on a sofa, stare at the TV... use a remote control, and tuck into peanuts" "You may as well put a Kayo-sized sofa next to mine" "Why are you destroying his life?" "I'm not destroying his life" "I'm helping him make it" "You think he'll ever make it to the top eleven?" "No Papa" "He's way ahead of the top eleven" "No one is even close to him" "Not even you" "Know who you're talking to?" "You're talking to Behram Ardeshir Deboo" "You know who you're talking to?" "Papa, you were the bestest?" "Bowl as many balls as you want" "Just... try and get him out" "Kayo" "Papa" "Want to play a match?" "A match?" "Now?" "With whom?" "Papa?" "He's asleep?" "Yes Papa" "Today's the selection?" "Yes Papa" "You take Kayo for it" "I'll get the money" "Where will you get the money from?" "An old friend" "He owes me one" "I'll call you when I get the money" "You just get Kayo to the ground" "You're looking good" "Rusy" " Yes Papa?" "Give Kayo this tip" "Yes?" "When... a bowler bowls..." "Go on, Papa." "When a bowler bowls..." "No, let him play the way he does" "He'll knock them off their feet" "Everyone ready?" " Yes sir" "Let's go." "Batsman to my right" "Bowlers to my left" "I want to meet Dilip Dharmadhikari" "Well?" "From my club, at least one boy should go to Lord's" "You want your son to go?" "He really wants to go" "Do something" "You do something about those TV rights" "Consider it done" "Then consider this done, too" "Gattu Godbole, his name." "RC Club" "Gattu Godbole." "Ok" "Excuse me, sir." "Mr. Deboo's here to meet you" "Who Deboo?" " Behram Deboo" "6thh f eoor" "Deboo" "After so many years" "Please sit down" "You've put on some weight" "What will you have?" "Tea?" "Coffee?" "Beer?" "One coffee, please" "How many years has it been, Deboo?" "38 years" "How time flies" "So, to what do I owe this honor?" "38 years back..." "I had a friend" "We did everything together... shared all secrets... checked out pretty girls together" "We made thousands of runs together in record partnerships" "Those were the days" "Dilip" "What you did to me..." "After 38 years, you're here to make me feel guilty?" "No" " Is that so?" "Not at all" "That's not so" "I'm ready to forget and forgive" "If I do that... then you're my only friend" "Yes" "You are my friend, yes?" " Of course" "Well?" "Dilip" "I have a grandson" "Deboo, you're a grandfather?" "I don't look old enough, I know" "He's a cricketer" "Of course he is" "You know that cricket camp at Lord's?" "He wants to go for that" "Well, you see, I must tell you... the selection is based on merit" "And in this position, I can't favor anyone" "Hold it, Dilip" "I'm not asking you to do anything wrong" "I'm just clarifying" "I understand your position" "He's so good, he will be selected" "The problem is the Rs. 150,000 to be paid after that" "It's 150,000 yes" "So I thought of some options" "Can you ask the Board... for a grant or scholarship?" "No, it will not work out" "If we do it for one, we'll have to do it for others" "And if the Press gets wind of it..." "I know" "In this position, actually, my hands are tied" "I understand" "What now..." "There's another option" "As my friend... can't you loan me Rs. 150,000?" "Yeah?" "One moment" "I'll just be back" "Kayoze" " Net no. 2" "Every gaze is fixed on you" "Each heart harbors new hope" "The crowds support you" "The crowds support you" "So do what champions do" "With a mighty bat." "Make a hefty score" "More..." "He hits" "Up and away" "In the air" "A big hit" "Thank you" "Sir, he won't be back" "Why?" "I speak from experience" "Sir" "I'm a big fan" "You took eight wickets... on the dead pitch of the Matunga Club" "I still remember that clearly" "Sir, an autograph please" "Hello Papa?" "Any luck?" "Lt'll work out, don't worry" "How's our boy playing?" "He's knocking them off their feet" "Papa, you went to meet Dilip Dharmadhikari?" "It didn't work out, did it, Papa?" "It's ok Papa, we'll find a way lt'll work out, Papa." "Don't worry" "Later..." "I'll call you later" "Well played, Kayo" "Nice" "Sir, I have to leave on some urgent work" "Would you please drop Kayo home?" "Sure, no problem" "Shot" "Don't worry, I'll drop him" "Get away from the car" "Don't touch the car" "Don't touch the hood" "Everyone move back" "Stop taking pictures" "Who are you?" "Rustom Behram Deboo, Transport Office" "So help me out here." "Move everyone away" "Sir, I have an idea" "There's Sachin" "Where?" "There" "Sir, where are you off to?" "To Sachin..." "Sir, that was just to distract them" "Before they're back, put barricades here" "I'll be back in ten minutes." "I have another idea" "Thank you" "Sir" "Excuse me, sir" "Sir, your scooter key" "Thank you" " Mention not" "Good news, old chap" "No Ferrari has come here for gas" "In Mumbai, there are only five gas stations... that stock gas for the Ferrari" "We've checked all five" "This means... the thief has gas for only 50 km" "But 50 km in which direction?" "The car may have gone 50 km this way... while we go 50 km that way" "That makes 100 km" "Your brain measures 1 centimeter" "Don't put a 100 km load on it" "C'mon, start your Ferrari" "My brain's not working" "Give me the helmet" "That scooter key looked like the Ferrari key to me" "Don't remind me of the key." "C'mon, hurry" "And how much for this?" "5000... 3000... 2000... 1500... 1500... 1500..." "Rs. 1500..." "What model, what size?" "Tell me, Your Royal Highness?" "Size..." "It's big" "Is it a truck?" "You need a large banner" "Sorry" "Excuse me" "Sir" "A banner" "Banner?" "Why a banner?" "Lower it carefully" "That's great" "No one will touch it now" "Clear off now" "Sir, one moment" "BCA?" "Bombay Cricket Association?" "Sir, I was once President" "Of BCA?" "No..." "Our BCA is..." "Borivli Cricket Association" "A cricket club for our constables" "Sir, I'm famous for my quarter centuries" "Sir, you're here for Sachin Tendulkar's car?" "Who's the senior officer here?" "Who brought Sachin's car here?" "It wasn't me." "It was Inspector Mhatre" "Get Inspector Mhatre" "Get Mhatre here" "Sir, Inspector Mhatre plays football" "He knows nothing of cricket" "This is Sachin's car" "He didn't know that" "The car was in a No Parking zone, so..." "Yes, but how will I know if the car's with cops or thieves?" "It's like this, sir..." "When we confiscate a car... we make a chalk circle there" "In it we write the name of the police station the car is at" "If you make a chalk mark... and thousands walk over it... won't it get erased?" "Yes..." "But sir, we have to follow orders" "Who's the senior officer here?" "Who's your senior?" "I'm the senior-most, sir" "But don't scold me sir, please" "Did I scold you?" "Did I get angry?" "Did I raise my voice?" " No" "Who dares to say I scolded you?" "I want to meet your senior officer" "Sir, take the car" "Yes, take the car" "I'll handle Inspector Mhatre" "No fine, nothing" "You must take the fine" " No sir" "Sachin will scold me" "Please sir, I don't want anything" "Ok" "But how do I take the car..." "Sir, I'll get you a tow truck lt'll drop you where you want" "Free of charge" " Totally free" "Gautiya..." "Ashok..." "Hello?" "Hello Papa, this is Kayo" "Yes son?" "Papa, I got selected" "I'm so proud of you, son" "Kayo, listen" " I got the money" "Got the money?" "Sir" "One moment, sir" "Papa, hold on" "Sir, it's Papa." "He got the money" "Rusy, congratulations" "Today, both father and son are victorious" "Thank you, sir" "Kayo sounds..." "He's jumping with joy" "Sir, I'll see you tomorrow morning then" "Ok." "Here, talk to him" "Kayo listen" " Yes Papa?" "I'll call you later" "I'll call you." "I love you." "Bye" "Gautiya, let's go" " Gautiya, drive safe" "Thank you, sir" "What's wrong with Pakya?" "Dad's here." "Give me the number plate" "Whoever wants to take a picture, take it now" "Tomorrow's newspaper should print this headline..." "Politician's son commits suicide'" "Pakya, what are you doing?" "Get down" "Yes, come down" "At the wedding today, I want the Ferrari" "If the Ferrari is there..." "I'll be there" "If not, I'll go up there... your vote bank will go down there" "Why are you doing this?" "Get down." "Come home" "Mom, stop talking" "You're talking too much" "The People's Representative is not talking at all" "Lokre" "Speak, o Savior of the Masses" "You're so brave, aren't you?" "Ok, go ahead and jump" "Jump or I'll shoot you, Pakya" "Dad's going to shoot me, man" "Don't be afraid, Pakya 1... 2..." "Don't move, Pakya." "He won't shoot 3..." "Melodramatic clown" "Holding his father to ransom" "What does he think he's doing?" "Just get him the Ferrari" "You think it's candy?" "My dad wants to be famous" "Now watch" "In front of the Press, I'll arrive in a Ferrari" "Kayo" "Papa" "Hi son" "See this - the money" "The money?" "I'm going to Lord's?" " Yes" "My Papa's the bestest" "I feel one boy from every club should go to Lord's" "It keeps everyone motivated" "Ajay, has any club been left out?" "Yes sir." "JD club, MBM club, RC club..." "RC Club..." "I believe it's a very good club" "We should have a boy from there" "Who's the President?" "Mr. Godbole" "Godbole..." "Call up Godbole" "Ask him to recommend a player" "Sir" "Sir, on the board is a shortlist of our 16 best players" "Yes, but some of these will back out" "That first name, for instance" "Unfortunately, he doesn't have the money" "No sir, he has no such problem" "His grandfather came to me... for a fee waiver" "He's automatically out" "Teja" "Hello?" "It's Vilayat" "Yes sir?" "Rusy, you've got the money?" "Yes sir" "I've got the money." "I told you" "But he's saying you don't have the money" "Wants to cancel Kayo's selection" "Who, sir?" "Who's saying this?" "Dharmadhikari" "I see now." "It's a misunderstanding" "I have the money, sir" "Can you... come to the club now?" "Right away." "It's important" "Sir, I'll see you there then" "Bring the money" " Ok" "Rusy" "Now turn around" "Go on" "Hurry up" "Wait here till I get back, ok?" "All the boys been signed up?" "Let's fly to London" "And wish you all a great, happy new year" "Happy new year, sir" "Good evening." "Gentlemen, sorry to come in like this" "This is my son, Kayoze Deboo." "Actually, Vilayat..." "Hello sir" "Vilayat called me." "I'm here to tell you that..." "I have Rs. 150,000" " One moment" "What's this?" "How did you get in?" "The selection is over" "I don't even know if this boy plays well" "He's better than you ever were" "Bowl to him once" "He'll smash you" "Deboo." "You're back?" "Tell everyone here..." "Didn't you say you don't have the money?" "Rusy" " Yes Papa?" "Give me the car key, I'll get the money" "Papa, I have the money" "Car key, Rusy, don't argue" "Papa, the money..." " The key, Rusy" "I've brought the money" "You also brought money?" "Yes" " Amazing" "Here, Dilip" "Tell me if you want more" "I have another 150,000 rupees" "Take next year's fee, if you want" "Did you count it?" " Yes." "It's 150,000" "All good?" " Yes" "Well?" "My decision is final" "The selection is over" "You son-of-a..." " Wait Papa..." "Papa, one moment" "Papa, please" "For 38 years, Papa has battled you in his dreams" "He's hit you" "But he never realized he was hurting himself... while you were untouched" "But today if you play dirty..." "I'll forget you were once Papa's friend" "You'll get clobbered, Mr. Dharmadhikari" "Seriously clobbered" "Mr. Dharmadhikari" "This boy was selected on merit" "If he doesn't go to London... all committee members will resign" "You're going to London?" "Take thermal underwear so you don't freeze" "Papa, can I go to the fountain?" "Yes, go" "Quickly tell me..." "Where did you get the money from?" "I took it out of the Ferrari" "The Ferrari?" "I went to the police station, covered the car, got in" "I got in, but it was a tense situation" "The cops started towing the car to Sachin's house" "With me inside" "I managed to slip out with the money" "Where did you get the money from?" "Give me a moment" " You must tell me" "Tell me, Papa" "Hold on." "Give me a moment" "Papa, tell me how you got the money" "I brought the car here" "What car?" "The Ferrari?" "9999" "Papa, this is Sachin's car" "What is it doing here?" "Gautiya dumped the car and scooted" "Give me the key, Rusy" "We need to leave fast" "Let's disappear" "Yes, little one" "You see... the car came to your papa for official work" "I told your papa to get the car home... but your papa refused" "So I called up Sachin" "Sachin said" " Please take it, take the car" "I'll top off the tank and send it to you" "I said there's a young Sachin in my home 1... 2... 3..." "What do we see..." "Let's go drive all night." "Right, Rusy?" "Come, sit" "C'mon, enter your kingdom." "Very nice" "Papa, we have to drop the car off at Sachin's" "Yes, I know." "We'll fly it there, you'll see" "Hurry Rusy" "Grandpa" "Thank you" "Grandpa" "Does Sachin sit on this seat?" "Since it's his car, this is the seat he sits on" "No seats behind, anyway" "And this is the steering wheel he holds?" "When he drives, he has to hold this steering wheel" "You want to touch it?" "Yes" " Go ahead" "Such small fingers you have 1... 2... and..." "C'mon het's take a ride" "Spin, rohh or dip, you decide" "It's a groovy trip ahh the way" "In a car that ain't a car... but a whirhwind that whisks you away" "Fa fa fa fa..." "Ra ra ra ri..." "Fa fa fa fa..." "Ferrari" "Sa sa sa sa..." "Wa wa wa wa..." "The swashbuckhing Ride in the Ferrari" "Life bursts out, bright and ghamorous" "From drab and duhh, to unique and marvehhous" "We zip ahead without a care in the worhd now" "It's a taste of new adventure and cheer" "Why waste the chance we were given here" "Let's dart away on winged paths now" "The heart hohds sway, it must have its way" "It's a magicah night today" "Fa fa fa fa..." "Ra ra ra ri..." "Fa fa fa fa..." "Ferrari" "Sa sa sa sa..." "Wa wa wa wa..." "The swashbuckhing Ride in the Ferrari" "It's a Ride in a Ferrari" "A Ride in the Ferrari..." "Yeah" "Hello?" " Rusy, come home quick" "What happened, Uncle Pesi?" "There're some ruffians here." "They're asking for 'Rustom'" "Ok, I'm on my way" "What happened, Papa?" "Kayo, where's the money?" "Here, in the bag" "Pakya, the Ferrari" "Kayo, stay inside" "Rusy" "Who are these people?" "One moment" "Who are these fellows?" "Let me talk to them" "Pakya, what's the problem here?" "Tell me, do you people have no other names?" "I yelled 'Rustom' and 20 Rustoms came out" "Then I asked them for the Ferrari" "And they knew nothing of it" "You didn't tell anyone you have the Ferrari?" "Pakya, what is the matter?" "Please give me the Ferrari key" "I can't." "I have to return the car now" "Look wise guy..." " Easy, Pakya" "It's ok, man" "I've cleared this with Babbu didi" "You can check with her" "Don't mess with me" "Give me the Ferrari key" "Pakya, that's not possible" "Pakya, I'm sorry, that's not possible'" "Smart-ass" "Pakya" "Why don't you speak to Babbu didi..." "Papa" "Rusy, shall I call the cops?" " No, I'll take care of it" "Ok, enough of your antics" "Let go of me." "Pakya, this is wrong" "Pakya, you can't take this car" "I'm taking it." "Get lost" "Papa" "This is Sachin's car." "You can't take it" "My papa got it from office" "Get out" "Hey mister, don't touch him" "You can't take it." "It came to my papa's office" "How can you take it?" "It's my papa's..." "Listen squirt, he stole it." "From Sachin" "Hey Bandit King - you didn't tell him?" "Papa, you stole Sachin's car?" "What the..." "Kayo, I..." "Where do you think you're taking the car?" "Stop, scoundrel" "Kayo, wait here" "Papa" "Taxi" "Mohan" "It's almost midnight" "Boss will be here soon" "Tell me... how much cash do you have on you?" "Look, a mobile temple" "I have 500 bucks, Mohan" "But it's still ten days to my next salary" "You'll get the next salary only if you get the Ferrari" "C'mon, offer it all to God" "Only He can save us now." "C'mon, let's donate this" "Peace and Weahth breeze in." "Suffering beats a retreat" "The Ferrari" "Ferrari" "The Ferrari!" "It's the Ferrari, yes" "Mohan, this way" "Hurry" "Pakya" "Get back inside" "Found our Ferrari" "Where?" " There, ahead" "What happened?" "I don't know" "The Ferrari stopped" "Maybe the carburetor is clogged" "Go check it, quick" "Open the hood" "Which button do I press?" "Press all the buttons" "It's open" "Pakya" "What?" "The engine fell out" "What?" "There's no hole underneath" "How did it fall out?" "Back off" "Mohan" "The engine's gone" "The engine's in Shamshu's furnace" "This car's engine is in the back, you blockhead" "Look in the back" "Pakya, the engine's here" "The engine is safe in a glass box" "You." "How did you know the engine was in the back?" "This is our boss's car" "We also own an Alto, a Scorpio..." "Tell him, Mohan" " Right" "This is our boss's car." "Move away" "If it's your boss's car... tell me why it has stalled" "Well, you see..." "But why should I tell you?" "Yes, who're you to ask?" "Move aside" "Go, Head of Security" " Take out the gun" "What's wrong with the car?" "The car's run out of gas" "Now what?" "Let's take gas from that scooter" "Take gas from the scooter, put it into the car" "It's like this..." "You don't put regular gas into a Ferrari" "A special kind goes into it" "And only we know where to get it" "Listen up" "Pakya" " Quiet" "Look, I need your help" "This is your boss's Ferrari?" "Get me to my wedding in this Ferrari" "Once I get there... the car's yours." "You can take it back" "If you don't help me, then this engine..." "No, don't" "How will we get him there?" "The Ferrari is out of gas" "Well?" "The triahs of hife..." "I have an idea are eased by the Lord" "Mohan, how much farther is the gas station?" "Why don't you take the bullock's place?" "We may reach faster" "Any fractures?" " No sir" "Hello, Uncle Pesi?" "Rusy here" "Could you please check on Kayo at my house?" "He's not answering the phone" "Thank you" "He looks fine" "Let's get a CT scan" " Ok sir" "Rusy, Kayo is nowhere" "You come home quick" "Those goons were hanging around for a long time" "Kayo" "Kayo" "Rusy, where're you going?" " They're dangerous guys" "The dawn of auspicious days" "Welcome, my friends from the Press" "Today, I give 201 couples a loan-free life" "No. 176" " Please come here" "Of these, 200 are my social work" "And 1 is my homework" "My son Pakya" "The Ferrari" "Prakash Mandke, No. 201" "That brings me to the end..." "TV crews" " Long live India" "Here, look here" "Here" " What's happening?" "Hit it" "I will show you..." "I will give you Breaking News" "Here a Pakya... there a Pakya" "Reporters, tell me how many Pakyas?" "So who's the real Pakya?" "Follow me" "You see this groom?" "Now see my dad's social work" "Look at this" "Grandpa" "His grandson is older than me" "That concludes what I had to say..." "Oh no you don't" "Who's this 201?" "C'mon 201, lift your veil" "Show yourself" "What is this?" " Melodrama" "I've learnt from what I've seen since childhood" "Should I shoot?" "Aren't these your words?" "1..." "Should I shoot... 2..." "Should I shoot?" "Take this" "What're you doing, son?" "Watch it" "It's Babbu didi" "Dad's made laughing stock of you too" "Pakya, where's my son?" "Look, his son's also missing" "Babbu didi?" "Pakya" "Tell me where my son is, or I'll shoot" "Tell me" "Mom, I don't know where his son is" "My son would never do that" "He would never kidnap someone's child" "Rusy, wait" "Where's his son?" "I swear I don't know." "Ask them" "Where's his son?" "When we left, he was running towards the sea" "And he was crying" "Mom, this guy stole the Ferrari" "His son got to know" "I think he's gone towards the sea to commit suicide" "Be quiet" "Suicide?" "Your son's committed suicide?" "You've lost your son." "How do you feel?" "Do you think he killed himself?" "Where must he be?" " What happened, sir?" "Where is your son?" "What is your answer?" "Everyone look here" "If you live near the beach, please come out of your home" "Please rush to the beach" "If you see a child running, please stop him" "He's my son, Kayo" "He runs very fast" "Don't let him go near the water" "Not into the sea" "My son's this high 4 feet, 9 inches" "Dusky skin" "This is him" "He's always smiling" "Kayoze Rustom Deboo." "His full name" "Kayo, I didn't know what to do" "Couldn't get a loan from work" "The bank refused me a loan" "I didn't mean to steal, Kayo" "I made a mistake" "Grandpa is right" "We shouldn't dream at all" "Please give me back my Kayo." "I can't live without him" "If you want to contact me, call me on my phone... 7498520498" "Listen, you guys search Girgaum beach" "I'll check Dadar and Juhu beach" "Keep in touch with me." "Call me every 5 minutes" "I'm just leaving home..." "I'll call you back" "Kayo, where have you been?" "Sir, Papa..." "Sir, the police will take Papa away." "Please help me" "Whoever finds my son can have my apartment" "It has one bedroom and a large living room" "Just find my son please" "Rusy?" "Please help me" "Hello?" "Rusy" "Papa, Kayo's gone" "Kayo's gone" "Papa" "Papa" "Kayo" "Where were you?" "I'm sorry, son" "I'm sorry, Kayo" "I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have done it" "If I don't go to Lord's, you think I won't play cricket?" "I have the world's best coach" "He'll train me" "And you know, Sachin didn't train at Lord's" "He trained right here, at Shivaji Park" "And became the No. 1 cricketer" "I'll be No. 1 too 100 centuries" "Don't be upset, Papa" "C'mon, be a good boy" "Tomorrow, if I tell you I want to go to the moon... will you steal a spaceship from NASA?" "You understand, Papa?" "I understand, Kayo" "Now you'll say - Look at the brighter side of life" "Actually yes, Papa" "If I'd gone to Lord's, I would have gone alone" "When I'm selected for the Indian team..." "I'll take you with me" "I'll tell the Cricket Board clearly..." "If you want Kayo in the team, you have to take Papa along" "I can't sleep without you" "And who will wake me for the match in the morning?" "My Kayo's grown up" "Grown up too soon" "The flight has landed" "Boss is back" "Sorry, but can you please hurry up?" "Our boss's flight has landed" "We have to take the Ferrari back" "Babbu didi, please return this money" "Pakya, could you..." "Thank you" "The key, sir" "Please forgive me" "I must ask Sachin for forgiveness too" "Not today, sir." "We'll handle it from here" "Meet him another day" "You can take a photo with him too" "Yes." "Sorry, got to rush now" "Yes, I'll open it" "Pandey, Boss not back yet?" "Boss is back" "When?" " Right now" "Open it, quick" "Please don't tell anyone I gave out the Ferrari key" "Please don't tell anyone that I opened the gate" "I would've lost my status in the village" "Saved" " Don't worry" "Well done" "Kayo" "You know something?" "You put a ball into a sock and kept knocking it" "That really irritated me" "Now throw away that rotting sock" "I'll come to the nets." "I will train you" "You will play for India" "You don't need to go to London" "Those players should come here" "We could teach them a thing or two" "Stop here" "C'mon little one, give me a hand" "Who are these people?" "Uncle Rusy, put Rs. 50 in this" "There you go" "It's done" "We'd collected Rs.149,950" "Now we have the complete amount of 150,000" "This is for you" "But what is all this?" "Rusy, our Kayo will go to London now" "Uncle Rusy... this lady contributed the largest bundle" "Come on up" "The gentleman from the bank also put in a big amount" "And everyone from the colony brought in 50,000 rupees" "Now where's the gentleman from the shop?" "I'm here" "And these are the shoes you had marked" "Kayo" "All of us saw you on TV" "Thank you, but I can't take this" "Why not?" "We're not giving it to you for nothing" "We all want a ride in the Ferrari" "But the Ferrari is back at Sachin's house" "Sachin's Ferrari?" "Want Sachin's Ferrari?" " No" "We don't want Sachin's Ferrari" "We want our Kayo's Ferrari" "Look, he will play for India some day, right?" "Will he?" " Definitely" "There, Papa has spoken" "So when Kayo plays for India, won't he buy a Ferrari?" "Won't he?" " Definitely" "Then it's settled" "So this is the rental fee for Kayo's Ferrari, in advance" "Thank you, but I can't..." "When you get the EPF loan, return everyone's money" "But I don't know... if you'll get the EPF loan before... you get Kayo's Ferrari" "Hey King of Honesty, don't think so much" "The signal's turn green." "Zoom off to London" "Hey Champion of Truth, send him off" "May this mind..." "Its thoughts and deeds" "Every stride and step" "Tread the path of Truth" "Stand strong..." "On the tough, honest path" "And remain fearhess and unwavering" "Ahways." "With head hehd high" "Hurry up, Rusy" "There he is..." "There's Kayo" "C'mon Kayo" "He's hit a 6..." "And now a 4" "Something zooms up..." "Look, it's our score!" "Go Kayo" "He's hit a 6..." "And now a 4" "Something zooms up..." "Look, it's our score!" "The crowds hunger for runs..." "They gotta have more" "More..." "A big hit"