"TRAFFIC" "Sir, I'm ready to go whenever you are!" "The chief!" "Where's the foreman?" "Here I am" "Since you're the head of this shop..." "I want you to hurry this job up!" "We got no sketches!" "We can't improvise!" "Mr. Morel!" "I'm glad to see you." "We got problems!" "But our model will be ready for the Amsterdam show" "Who the hell runs this shop?" "Gimme that!" "It's the wrong one" "And the new sketches?" "What's the stand's size?" "The size of the stand!" "That's your job." "Call Amsterdam" " Hurry!" " I'm wasting time!" "I must know the size!" "Get me Amsterdam" "That's my job!" "Go ahead!" " What'd you say?" " Me?" "Nothing!" "Wait, I don't understand a thing" "I don't understand the sizes" "You must come" "A check?" "I'll call Dad." "No problem!" "We're OK for the time being" "It's 6:00!" "Please!" "You can't stop now!" "You must finish tonight!" "The camping car must go to Amsterdam!" "I can't take it all!" "It goes in the car!" "The boxes, in the truck!" "How would I know?" "Careful not to scratch it!" "I take orders, that's all" " Easy, no?" " For easy, that's easy!" "Where do I put my bags?" "On the roof" "Careful!" "It may not be dry!" "Off to Amsterdam!" "Yes!" "So?" "But it can't be true!" "This is our salesman" "You're doing public relations?" "To Amsterdam!" "You better give me a hand with the wheel" "Go on to Amsterdam and look after the stand!" "Be careful!" "See for yourself!" "May I use the phone?" "I want the Amsterdam Auto Show" "Probably not free!" "Altra speaking" "I want to tell you we'll be a bit late" "I'm public relations" "Red wine, please" "Now what?" "I'll get a mechanic" "Yes, go find a mechanic" " What is it?" " No gas!" "Impossible!" "I filled up before we left" "And I have to do the cranking!" "Never mind!" "We're out of gas" "I'm going to Amsterdam!" "Get out of this yourself!" "What am I to do?" "It's not my job either!" " Out of gas?" " On the road" "You're lucky it's a nice day!" "You, too?" "You've been running?" "In the field!" "It's shorter" "There!" " 24 francs." " Thank you" "Cyclone 70!" "The new raincoat for sunny weather!" "It's the clutch!" "We stop, go, stop, go..." "I think it's serious" "Phone call for the Altra representative!" "Yes, it's me" "I can't hear you too well" "A breakdown?" "You're still in Belgium?" "How many cars do you expect to have in the show?" "We expect... 530 cars" "We've put them in 4 different halls" "The Amsterdam show grows each year" "It's already bigger than the Brussels show" "It'll be bigger than Paris and London... next year, I promise" "Take it easy!" "That's our decor!" "It's for our model" "The Camping Car!" "They already phoned you" "A breakdown!" "Call them!" "Dial me this number, at once" "I'll use the other line" "Go ahead!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we're here at the opening... of the International Auto Show in Amsterdam" "François, watch the stand" "I'm going to the frontier" "The visitors are pouring in" "Sir, why are you here?" "I hope you find one" "Friends, last year's visitors were mostly Dutch" "This year the whole world's here" "There's a wide variety of styles... and the colors are lovely... and give the show a lot of class" "I see a lot of visitors whose eyes sparkle... as much as the cars do" "Many can see themselves at the wheel already... rolling down the holiday highway!" " OK?" "Can we go now?" " Yes, it oughta hold" "It seems better" "I did all I could" "You can't work miracles!" "G'bye and thanks!" "Advertising keeps you informed!" "I'm just the driver" "Us..." "Amsterdam... auto show!" "Excuse me, can you tell me where Altra is?" "Sorry, I don't understand" "I'm a manufacturer." "I have a stand" "Yes, this is Altra" "Hold on!" "Take 'em!" "..." "Sir!" "Mr. President!" "It's for you!" "It's urgent!" "What is it?" " They're not here yet." "I'm alone." " You should've told me!" "Yes, I'm the head of Altra Paris" "I didn't ask for the police!" "Where are you?" "Stop here!" "We must inspect your load" "It's a frame-up!" "Cops're cops, the world over!" "I understand you" "Careful!" "It's a show model!" "We'll show it to you" "It's a regular car but... specially fixed up for camping" "So it's called the Camping Car!" "Very well-planned and very practical!" "Under there?" "The bumper!" "You pull it out and it's a chair!" "Same thing on the other side!" "Not bad, huh?" "That's coffee" "Cigaret lighter!" "Here's something else!" "Soap!" "For washing your hands!" "My papers are in order!" "You think I'm a thief!" "It's perfume!" "He sure got bashed!" "Our inspection continues!" "Hulot, get it!" "See?" "It's simple, huh?" "A barbecue!" "You push and there you are!" "Come over here!" "My nerves are shot!" "Mr. Hulot, help me!" "Do something!" "Alright!" "Put me in jail at once!" "French customs authorisation!" "See?" "It's our permit" "I'll show you..." "We have to wait for water pressure" "Turn on the hot water motor" "What's that?" "Sir, just tell me what that is" "See?" "The pressure!" "It's coming" "It's too hot." "Turn it off" "Have a look" "There!" "You see?" "What does declared value mean?" "Fine, I'll put down any amount!" "It can be a ceiling light, too!" "Mr. Hulot, our designer, is full of ideas!" "His head's loaded!" "That's the kitchen" "Here, I'll show you" "Yes, it's connected" "Well, that's not my department!" "It's a bed for 2" "I'll show it to you at once!" "Very comfortable!" "There!" "See?" "It works!" "It was a big hit at our auto show!" "See?" "The TV works!" "I don't know why, but I love the decor!" "Where do we sign?" "Maybe we can go now!" "Car B, level..." "We have to learn Dutch, too?" "The show is open!" "Thanks for understanding!" " I don't know what to do!" " Really fine!" "I've never seen work like this!" "With me as public relations, it's always a success" "They could at least give us our visas!" "Orders and counter-orders!" "We'll never get to Amsterdam!" "Your suitcase!" "On the other side!" " I can't take it all!" " Ready?" "You talked to Paris?" "What's going on?" "You're at the police station?" "Hand me my briefcase!" "Let me write that down" "Yes?" "..." "Rosental..." "I'm on my way!" "Turn off those birds!" "Where's a taxi stand?" "Out front" "You can eat and sleep in the country" "Thanks." "We can go now!" "I heard a ping!" "There!" "Look at that!" "Not even tied tight!" "Why didn't you stop?" "What're you up to?" "We need a garage to fix the car" "We need a mechanic" "Let's go!" "Follow me, Marcel!" "Broken!" "Madam, your husband had an accident" "An accident!" "Anybody here?" "Good evening" " A truck accident." " French?" "From Paris, going to Amsterdam" "Yes, take a look" "I'll fix it" "Tonight?" "Not before?" "You sleep here" "You sleep there" "For you!" "I've had enough of bags!" "Each carries his own" "No stairs!" "That's cute!" "It's easy to do the cleaning!" "Go right in!" "You'll sleep like a princess" "Hand me the other one" "It's nice!" "I forgot him!" "Piton'll go beddy-bye with his mama..." " and maybe..." " G'night!" "Yeah... good night!" "Do you know Mr. Shriffel?" "I have his suitcase" " Can you help me?" " I can!" " Know him?" " He's my dad!" "Here?" "Let me help you" " Your name?" " My first name, yes" "Very charming!" "Peter, we can't stay here all night" "Be reasonable!" "It's getting quite late!" "What a beautiful night!" "The silence!" "The stars!" "Peter, let me go now!" " Why?" " I have a job!" "I love your soft hands!" "Stay here tonight!" "I must go!" "Let me go!" "You're crazy!" "The Altra car's here?" "Do me a favor?" "Get me the same thing" "You see?" "Yes, right away" "This is not a picnic!" "A little baby!" "Nice doggy!" "Nice doggy!" "Stay here!" "I'll be back soon" "You found it!" "Yes, just the same" "I brought the picnic lunch" "Speak English and I'll understand everything!" "It's lousy!" "Lousy!" "What's that?" "Altra!" "Hulot, what's the phone number?" "It's urgent" "I must phone the auto show" "What's wrong?" "I've seen everything!" "It's not my problem!" "Piton's there!" "Thank you so much!" "Come see the astronauts!" "The what?" "The astronauts' rocket!" "Incredible!" "Look at that!" "Great!" "If you want to get to Amsterdam, hurry!" "What's going on?" "I'm furious with you, Marcel" "Lots of excuses but no work!" "How much do we owe?" "The bill?" "Mr. Hulot, please help me!" "Something to clean with please!" "What?" "No, nothing" "There, Marcel" "No, here!" "Where?" "Here or there?" "There?" "Marcel, here!" "I don't see a thing!" "No that's all!" "Ready to go?" "Who's running things around here?" "There!" "It's closed!" "No, it was the 6th" "Here's the bill" "Get me François!" "What's this bill?" "300,000 francs of electricity!" "What does this mean?" "I won't hear of it!" "What does this mean?" "You lit the stand day and night!" "I'm talking to you!" "Get the director!" "Tell him I'm fed up!" "You think I'll pay this?" "We didn't occupy the stand!" "Our car is the result of French imagination!" "It was designed by us!" "Our invention wasn't even shown!" "You didn't see the Camper!" "Rules are rules and you are wrong, sir" "That's the rule!" "We'll find a solution" "I'm sure" "I'll see to this myself!" "You could've at least helped me" "I follow orders." "I don't make decisions on my own" "Hulot, I'm talking to you!" "I've had enough!" "You understand?" "Here's for your taxi!" "Here's for your train or plane!" "Here's for you!" "And thank you very much!" "Wait a second!" "We accept orders!" "It's a success!" "Take this gentleman's name!" "I'll go with you" "Adaptation:" "Jaib WARNER"