"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶" "COCKADOODLE DOO!" "[squawks]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom..." "Camphasreallychangedme." "I'll never call anyone chickenagain." "[rooster crowing]" "What is up with that chicken!" "He's been crowing all night!" "[rooster crowing]" "That's it, pal!" "Ah!" "You've cockadoodled your last doo!" "[grunting]" "What's up, McGee?" "Get lost on the way to the outhouse again?" "That cluck head has woken me up every night this week." "[rooster crowing] [snoring]" "What?" "This thing squawks all night and now it wants to sleep?" "Time to scramble your eggs, chicken." "Actually, that's a rooster." "They don't lay eggs." "Whatever." "COCKADOODLE DOOOO!" "Ha!" "How d'ya like that, bird brain?" "[squawks]" "Uh..." "Not so much." "[screams]" "Guys be careful." "You're scaring it!" "[loud squawking]" "I better not hear another peep outta you!" "No chicken messes with McGee." "Rooster." "Whatever." "[wolf howling] [growling]" "[growling]" "Huh?" "[growling] [screams] [snoring] [screams]" "Something trashed der kitchen, ate all der mattress popcorn, knocked Sawyer's block off and tried to make a Sasquatch omelette!" "It was terrifying!" "And conditioning!" "Giant egg goop?" "Pecking ze popcorn?" "[gasp] Ve may be dealing with... a Were-Chicken!" "You campers didn't happen to run into a wild chicken last night, didja?" "Does a mutant rooster count?" "So... one of you may already carry der Were-Chicken curse!" "A Were-Chicken?" "That's crazy, even for Camp Lakebottom." "[diabolical laugh] Crazy, huh?" "Prepare yourselves for a terrifying tale from der old country..." "Long ago a farmer in der villageofFreizuncoold vas attacked by his chickensunderan eggmoon." "That night the farmer wentthruderchange." "[¶]" "Cockadoodle doo!" "He became a half-man, half-chickenmonster, doomed to peck the night awayasawere-chicken." "Cockadoodle Duh" "Enough with der cockadoodle doos!" "The only way to reverse the curse is a potion made with the creature's own tail feather." "Yikes!" "We'll be keeping an eye on you..." "We're not taking the blame for that psycho cluck head." "Gear up, Bottom Dwellers." "We're goin' on a chicken hunt!" "Rooster." "Whatever." "Whoa!" "[laughter]" "Buttsquat." "McGee." "Suzi." "Gretchen." "Squirt!" "[crickets chirping]" "What's the matter, Buttsnot?" "Take a wrong turn at Dorksville?" "We're postering for Camp Sunny Smiles' 3D Monster Movie Night." "Hey!" "You guys should come!" "Oh, but it says here, No Bottom Dwellers... [sarcastic] Too bad!" "[laughter]" "WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG ME TO YOUR STUPID MOVIE!" "We've got horses?" "This popcorn is great." "Will you please stop eating the bait?" "Mmmm." "It is good..." "Alright!" "Time to catch ourselves a were-chicken." "[chewing noise]" "We'd have more luck if you weren't still [shouting] loudly chewing popcorn!" "Aw, cute!" "[belches]" "Not so cute." "Ah!" "[crash]" "Gotcha!" "Now we wait till it turns into a were-chicken!" "Rooster!" "Whatever." "[groaning] [snoring]" "COCKADOODLE- [whimpering]" "MMMM!" "This popcorn trail is delicious." "I can't believe you got us lost!" "ME?" "You're the one who wanted to put up ALL the posters!" "Huh?" "I'm gonna find my own way back to camp!" "You can stay here and eat dirty popcorn all night." "[mimicking] Hmph, you can eat dirty popcorn all night." "[wolf howls] [screams] Wait for me!" "[growling]" "What was that?" "Probably just your brother in his jammies." "I see you, McG-- Aaaahhh!" "[screams] [out of breath] Monster Chicken!" "Razor claws!" "Proud, powerful beak!" "And it took my tiara!" "[gasp]" "How will everyone know you're a princess?" "I don't get it, the rooster is still locked up!" "Hey Gang." "What'd I miss?" "My Tiara!" "The popcorn!" "The were-chicken!" "Huh?" "[screaming]" "But I'm not the" "Aha!" "I knew it was you!" "I told you we would be watching you!" "Take him away boys!" "Ah!" "C'mon, you guys." "This is crazy." "I am not the Were-Chicken!" "Oh sure!" "Just taking a midnight tiara stroll, were we?" "I woke up hungry, went for popcorn and found Suzi's crown thingie!" "Relax, McGee." "The moment you turn chicken," "I bonk you with my mallet, pluck your tail feather and pop it in this bottle to finish der antidote." "Easy Peezy." "Und if der antidote doesn't work, we make hearty Camper McGee-noodle soup." "Also easy peezy." "Mmm, that sounds yummy " "WHAAAAT?" "[gagging]" "Ah ha!" "He's changing!" "Ooh, do I have time to get my camera?" "[gasping]" "C'mon guys, it was just a piece of popcorn." "[all groan]" "It's only a matter of time." "[painful growl]" "Oh no..." "[groan]" "Stay back!" "[groan]" "I think I'm starting to change!" "Here it comes!" "[farts]" "Ugh!" "Eeeuuw!" "[sniff] Buttery..." "Gotcha!" "[laughs]" "I couldn't resist... [gasp] Look!" "We are not going to fall for another one of your tricks!" "No joke this time!" "Turn around!" "[groaning]" "[loud squawking]" "Now that's a chicken." "That's no chicken, that's - that's GRET-CHICK!" "[loud squawking]" "Head's up!" "[giggles] [loud squawking]" "Body!" "What are you doing?" "Go the other way!" "[sighs] I tried to warn me." "[loud squawking]" "Time for plucking." "Ah!" "[loud explosions] [loud squawking]" "Squirt, get me outta here!" "Rosebud, I'll need the antidote." "All it needs is der butt feather." "Thanks..." "Now to Camp Sunny Smiles!" "Ooh!" "While you're over there, see if they have any waffles!" "I gotta feeling the Gretchick is after the only other monster more evil and squawky than she is... my sister!" "¶ Dun dun dunnn!" "¶" "[¶]" "The 3-D on this movie is supposed to be totally in your face!" "[mouth full] Helloooo, START THE MOVIE!" "Uh oh." "This movie is about to have a giant chicken in it!" "No spoilers!" "[growling] [loud roaring]" "It's like it's coming right at us!" "[loud squawking]" "Gretchen, I know you're in there." "Suzi may be a pain in the butt but she's still my sister so can you, you not hurt her?" "[sad groan]" "BO-RING!" "Fast forward to the good stuff!" "[loud squawking]" "Whoa, eggorama splatovision!" "[loud squawking]" "Whoa, Gretchick!" "Whoa!" "Is it me or does that actor riding the chicken look like my brother?" "Yeah right!" "Your dorky brother could never ride a monster chicken!" "[loud squawking] [cheering]" "Wow!" "It's almost like you can reach out and touch them!" "Hey!" "Pick your own nose!" "[loud squawking]" "You want some popcorn!" "It's got special topping!" "[squawks] [loud squawking]" "Gretchen!" "You okay?" "[gulp] [sigh] You've got to try this popcorn." "The movie was lame but that 3D was intense!" "How come nerdlinger Gretchen gets to be in a movie and I don't?" "I'm gonna get her..." "No!" "I'd make a way better chicken." "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!" "[screams]" "Man, that is one crazy chicken!" "Rooster!" "Whatever." "[whimpering] [screams]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom, being a camp counsellor getshardereveryday ..." "Please send a chisel." "We got it!" "Stage one complete!" "The Sunny Smiles' flag is ours!" "Haha!" "Upside down." "Nice touch." "Now for stage two - Man your posts!" "[whimpers]" "Ha!" "Hoo!" "Hoo!" "Operation "Get Flag Back From McLameish McGee"" "is a go!" "This time they went too far!" "What's wrong, Buttsplat?" "Someone turn your frown right side down?" "Very funny, McGee." "Let's see how you like it when I take... um..." "Bok." "This!" "In your face!" "Now I have your precious little, ceramic, guy thing." "[sarcastic] Oh nooo!" "Not our garden gnome!" "Hahahaha!" "Buttsquat away!" "[evil laugh]" "Rosebud's gonna be mad." "She's crazy about gnomes!" "Nah, she'll be fine." "It's gnome big deal." "[snickers]" "[¶]" "I'm taking requests." "[Rosebud singing happily]" "What are you making us eat today?" "I smell subatomic chilli poppers!" "[sniffs own pits]" "Or that could just be me decaying." "Three second rule!" "[rumbling] [loud belch and fart]" "[crash]" "Don't these usually come with a note tied to them?" "Ah man!" "Don't look at me!" "Don't look at me!" "Hey, look!" "A note!" "Return the Sunny Smiles' flag or your gnome shall be "gnome more"." "So original, Buttsquat." "[¶] [screams]" "McGee, vat haff you done?" "Zat missing gnome will DOOM US ALL!" "Aw come on, Rosebud." "Like a garden gnome could "doom" anything... [screams] [screams]" "I spoke too soon again, didn't I?" "Yupp!" "[knocking]" "This is a takeover!" "A talking gnome." "Why am I not surprised." "Well then, how about this for a surprise?" "[rumbling] [screams]" "McGEE:" "Okay,I 'msurprised." "When you address me, you will refer to me by my proper rank, Papa Gnome!" "[chuckles]" "DO YOU HEAR ME?" "Can I just call you Pops?" "Oh, this is funny to you?" "Well I've got one for you, funny man." "One of my guards was gnomenapped." "And I think you're gonna tell me everything you "gnome"... or else." "Or else what?" "Okay, who's first?" "No, wait!" "I know where your friend is and I can get him back." "No problem!" "Mmm, fine." "But I'm keeping your counsellors here as insurance." "You have until sunrise to get my gnome, or else..." "Or else..." "Or else... [screams]" "I just realized I left the water running in my tub!" "Alright you!" "Time to talk." "How did McGee get past our perimeter?" "Was it an inside job?" "An outside job?" "An after school job with occasional weekend shifts?" "I get it, they didn't tell you anything." "You're a lone wolf;" "an outsider, just like me." "Yeah, we're a lot alike, you and I." "Oh, I've got plans for you!" "[rings bell]" "[¶] [chuckles] [thumping]" "McGEE:" "Okayteam!" "We're going in." "Let's get that gnome!" "For our counsellors!" "ALL:" "Forourcounsellors!" "[¶]" "Those flamingos are tricky!" "Whoa!" "Gaah!" "GRETCHEN:" "Go!" "Go!" "Go !" "McGEE:" "Lookatallthesemuffins!" "SQUIRT:" "Mother of Lake Bottom trythesecookies!" "We've got to get that gnome!" "We've got to get that recipe!" "[gun cocks]" "Keep going!" "Or our counsellors will be rock hard toast!" "Whoa!" "Aw." "[gasp]" "Well this is awkward... [grunts]" "Here's your dopey flag." "Now gnome me." "We got a new flag!" "What do you think, Barry?" "My thoughts exactly." "Barry says if you want him back, you have to sing the Sunny Smiles song on camera." "[sigh] Okay, fine." "And he says you'll have to do it while dancing." "Fine." "Wearing this!" "NO WAY!" "McGee, the sunset!" "[evil chuckle] [happily whistling]" "NO!" "[screams] [evil laugh]" "Get ready for your close-up, McGee!" "[groans]" "Hey kids," "¶ It's fun time in the sun time. ¶" "¶ So this one time we chime: ¶" "¶ Camp Sunny Smiles!" "¶ [giggling]" "¶ Fun fun, sun sun, fun sun, sun fun at Sunny Smiles!" "¶" "¶ Did we mention it was fun?" "¶ [giggle]" "Sorry McGee." "Yeah." "Hilarious." "I did what you wanted, Buttsquat." "Now gnome me!" "Ha!" "No deal, McGee!" "OW!" "Change my mind, got to go!" "You can keep thecostume!" "McGEE:" "I'll get Buttsquat!" "You guys head back to camp and stall those gnomes!" "[struggle grunts]" "Little help here?" "Thank you!" "[grunting]" "[¶]" "Don't worry, Barry." "We'll go someplace they'll never find us!" "[screams]" "Drop that gnome, Buttsquat!" "NO!" "[screaming]" "Or else!" "Or else!" "Or else!" "Your friends are running out of time!" "Guess what happens if they aren't back with my gnome guard by sunset?" "Yah, yah." "We get it." "You're cranky." "[gasp]" "Hands off our counsellors." "Take 'em Squirt!" "Strike!" "Hi-yah!" "[battle cries]" "Nice try, soldiers." "But time's almost up..." "Ten, nine..." "That gnome is coming with me!" "Barry doesn't want to go with you!" "Seven..." "That gnome is coming home, one way or another." "Six, five, four... three, two, one..." "Your friend failed his mission." "Looks like we'll have some new statues for the garden." "[screams] [quiet cheers]" "[cracking]" "Twigs and berries!" "[chuckles]" "Not exactly how I planned it." "Say night-night, Mr. Sunshine!" "No!" "Well, well, well." "[¶]" "Call me!" "[growls] [screams]" "Uh oh!" "[cheering]" "I shall have a friend army!" "ROSEBUD:" "Hey!" "Drop zos gnomes, Buttshorts!" "Way to go solar boy!" "Whoa!" "¶ Fun time in the sun time. ¶" "¶ So this one time we chime: ¶" "¶ Fun sun fun at Sunny Smiles!" "¶" "Great, the worst moment of my life is now preserved forever." "Hey Sunshine, your vid's gone viral, 10 million hits, you're famous!" "Really?" "In that case, better give the fans what they want." "Hey Kids!" "It's... ¶ fun time in the sun time ¶" "But there were only two hits." "Yeah, I know." "This one's for me." "¶ Did I mention it was fun!" "¶"