"362)}The fate of men hangs on this battle." "67)}Round 1 "Gaki no Tsukai Yarahende 85)}Don't know who is going to be punished!" "109)}Shocking Electric Cord" " Russian Roulette Showdown!" "2005 Broadcast" "Give us enough (electricity) that we can't even do a batsu game!" "Say what?" "!" "358)\i1}Shocking Electric Cord Russian Roulette Showdown" "Shocking Electric Cord Russian Roulette Showdown 4 of them have electricity flowing through them" "415)}*This is an Electric Massage Product turned up to the highest level." "97)}Which person from Downtown is in the Batsu Game?" "This is a very serious Showdown where... those who pick a live outlet have to participate in this year's Batsu Game." "Then..." "Owowowowow!" "{\alphaHFF} It hurts!" "It hur-- turn it- ow!" "Owowowowow!" "It hurts!" "{\alphaHFF}It hur-- turn it- ow!" "Owowowowow!" "It hurts!" "It hur-- turn it- ow!" "What are you saying?" "Turn it" " Ow!" "ow" "Huh?" "What?" "0)}Matsumoto" " Yamasaki" " Cocorico 0)}Are in the Batsu Game!" "47)}*Cocorico = Endo and Tanaka's Comedy Duo (also French for Cock-a-doodle-doo!" ")" "0)}The Batsu Game that Lip Monster Hamada contrived is!" "?" "The Batsu Game that Lip Monster Hamada contrived is!" "?" "Shikkoku!" "{\alphaHFF}Shikkoku!" "Shikkoku!" "Shikkoku!" "Shikkoku!" "{\alphaHFF}Shikkoku!" "Shikkoku!" "Shikkoku!" "25)}*Endo's Luchador Character is named Dynamite Shikoku located south of Honshū and east of Kyūshū island." "Last year's Batsu Game was a no-laughing allowed journey to the abysses of hell." "250)}Hamada ・ Yamasaki ・ Tanaka Batsu Game 2004 Broadcast" "250)}No-Laughing Onsen Inn 250)}1 Night and 2 Days trip in Yugawara student life will be the stage for the no-laughing batsu game." "374)}No-Laughing Batsu Game with Student Life as the stage!" "148)}Matsumoto 149)}Yamasaki" "162)}Cocorico 165)\fs40\cH000000\4cH786CD6\3cHFFFFFF}B{\fs25\cHFFFFFF\3cH000000\4cH000000}atsu Game" "329)}Absolutely No-Laughing 318)}{\fnBookman Old Style\b1\i1\4cH1B14E4}High School" "35)}Original By:" "Sutekidayo  Mr_Orange" "250)}Electric Shock Showdown Winner 250)}Downtown" "250)}Hamada Masatoshi" "I would like to show you the Batsu Game you've been waiting for!" "please come out!" "388)}Downtown 326)}Electric Shock Showdown Losers" "454)}Matsumoto Hitoshi ・ Yamasaki Hosei ・ Endo Shozo ・ Tanaka Naoki 387)}Cocorico" "I really think we should stop doing these types of Batsu Games." "Oh really?" "and it probably makes you angry when I say that but... but we haven't been able to sleep!" "After you went home did you go to sleep?" "Its like we are so wound up we can't sleep!" "after we received all those punishments and everytime I'm about to doze off I hear - "Matsumoto" " OUT!" "Nasu Shiobara" "This time the stage for the Batsu Game is in a place famous for it's Hot Springs" "Nasu Shiobara in Tochigi prefecture." "this green paradise is to 4 people..." "Hell on earth." "250)}Day of the Batsu Game 250)}7:00 a.m." "On the day of the Batsu Game because of an incoming typhoon there was heavy rain in the morning." "the weather's horrible." "it even affects how you feel.." "affects tension too." "300)}8:45 a.m." "the rain got lighter" "The bus carrying the 4 losers arrives at the school." "this guy 129)}You're wearing the same clothing as then!" "(Hey!" "Guys!" ")" "330)}Fujikumi Sensei 366)} *parody of a teacher in a j-drama "Gokusen" "413)}Fujiwara Hiroshi 446)}(Downtown's Former Manager)" "He's So{\alphaHFF} ugly!" "He's So ugly!" "This way!" "Over Here! Matsumoto?" "377)\i1}The school name is in honor of Hamada 210)}West Kuchibiru Private High School" "38)\fnComic Sans MS\fs20}Kuchibiru = 'Lips'" "{\alphaHFF}can you take your wedding ring off?" "can you take your wedding ring off?" "That way I think I won't laugh as much." "That's mean.." "Look at it!" "whats with those clothes?" "I have your uniforms in the car." "So change right away." "290)\b1}{\cH1006CC\3cHFFFFFF}Changing Clothes" "(laughs)" "Whatssofunny?" "386)} I've already found the first trap" "Wha..." "Matsumoto:" "That's not fair." "You'll have an advantage." "I guess I will" "Are you guys about done?" "464)}Yeah 464)}Yeah" "466)}Yeah 465)}Yeah could you come out here?" "75)}He sounded like he had something stuck in his throat" "he can't stop laughing" "Other stu-(laughs) students are..(laughs) the school rules...(laughs) you're almost breaking them." "42)}That's unfair right?" "right!" "Its not my fault...it was in the" "Shut up!" "Let's go." "364)\3cH41B1C7}{\4cH3B6B8F\3cH88DFF7}Announcment of School Rules" "I'm going to tell you the school rules" "First Rule: {\alphaHFF}You four are going to..(cough)" "First Rule:" "You four are going to..(cough)" "Why don't you cough it out?" "80)}Did he have a cold?" "You are going to enter West Kuchibiru High School." "you are high school students." "464)}Second Rule:{\alphaHFF} Once you get through the gate you cannot laugh under any circumstances." "464)}Second Rule:" "Once you get through the gate you cannot laugh under any circumstances." "The gate?" "Its right here." "274)}Starting Line a horrifying punishment will be executed right away." "a horrifying punishment will be executed right away." "That is all." "It starts from here?" "This white line." "It's gonna be a long day!" "Lets go." "133)}Fujiwara should stop laughing for no reason" "Here we go!" "270)}9:00 a.m." "I'm coming in!" "(Show time!" ")" "56)}I didn't see the first half of the show." "whatcha ya think?" "you're going to be studying here." "huh? Its big too." "I think I'll have you guys tell me what you think." "you first." "It's not shabby at all." "With a gym and..." "Cut the crap." "go." "I think it's..." "Ah!" "373)}A middle-aged school girl arrives at the school" "Good {\alphaHFF}morning!" "{\cHCB48F4\3cHFFFFFF\b1}Good morning~♥" "132)}She's too much!" "128)}She's really something" "That's Kuchibiru West High's Madonna" "Don't even think... about asking her out." "140)}He always stumbles" "(laughs).." "Shall we go?" "125)}He just laughed!" "You!" "128)}It was a nice first laugh." "128)}Was it Yamasaki?" "other school students smack you with a bamboo sword (Shinai)" "This the punishment?" "!" "Are you serious!" "That's definitely gonna hurt." "doesn't it?" "It really hurts!" "Much more than that whip from last time" "Ouch! no more studdering." "Please." "We're going." "this is going to hurt." "It will seriously damage my behind if I get lots of them." "hurry up!" "437)}Monsieur Kamayatsu 356)}{\cH000000\4cHFFFFFF\3cHFFFFFF\fs30}(musician)" "86)}Something like that... you aren't giving your all these days." "Wait a minute!" "but his father was struck by illness." "So he's working as a paper boy in the morning." "Kamayatsu?" "{\cH3733A1\4cH000000}Yeah.." "Do you want to?" "It's funny because I can't hear anything they're saying because of the wind." "It's blowing too hard." "Oooooouch!" "That's gotta hurt" "It hurts!" "we've gotta practice for the next competition." "56)}Its wrong for him to be on the team." "What are you doing Kamayatsu!" "Catch it!" "382)}(The ball hit him right in the in the face) 142)}It was right in the face." "146)}No wonder we all laughed." "That's not fair." "Catch the F'ing Ball Kamayatsu!" "54)}They did it again and again." "Stop this." "Please!" "Don't do it again." "we run next." "Go fast Kamayatsu!" "Run!" "{\cHCB48F4}Kamayatsu-kun" "Kamayatsu." "Kamayatsu--!" "The bloom of youth." "Aren't sports great?" "please" "He dropped the ball so many times" "There has to be no more of that" "My thigh really hurts!" "mine too." "The one you got looked painful." "of these skits" "How bad is he?" "Is he okay!" "?" "Nu..{\alphaHFF}Nukumizu" "Nu.." "Nukumizu" "355)\4cHFFFFFF}Ace of the team who is cooling his shoulder 399)}Nukumizu (actor) how's your shoulder?" "I can't really say right now" "You pitch too much!" "I'll do the best I can" "All right." "We continue practicing for the national tournament." "Yeah!" "122)}Look at him" "126)}Look at the way he walks that's a good throw huh?" "128)}What?" "!" "That was safe!" "Ahh!" "My back!" "That one really hurt!" "This is impossible when you see that." "144)}Nukumizu is in no shape to play any sport" "He will never make it to the national tournament" "But we're already... its intense!" "Yeah it is" "Here's the shoe lockers" "There's a locker with your names on it for each of you." "So open it and change..uh.. your shoes. its OK." "454)}Tanaka's indoor shoes" "I don't like this... mine are perfectly fine too" "454)}Endo's indoor shoes" "Good." "454)}Matsumoto's indoor shoes" "There's no problem." "129)}Didn't you laugh just now?" "They're filthy 454)}Yamasaki's shoes" "Those are filthy" "Yeah really dirty." "And they're a little too small 376)}Matsumoto notices something and starts laughing" "No no no!" "I didn't laugh at your shoes" "Look 350)\cHFF5200\3cHFFFFFF}(Gum)" "60)}I couldn't keep the chewing gum to myself" "Ow!" "My thigh hurts." "I thought this was the only trap kind of a decoy" "the pen and the sword" is our motto." "68)}"BunBuRyouDou" is a saying meaning = Both Literary and Military Arts--Smart and Athletic even the sports teams are very successful." "These are the Baseball club's..." "They are runner-up in the national tournament." "that's amazing!" "3rd." "And these are the amateur wrestling team's..." "They're the national champion." "Here's a picture of the team." "454)}Chief Producer Suga 135)}Suga-san is my weakness!" "me too." "Suga-san gets me every time." "Here's the article from when they won." "Too Strong!" "Super High School Kid Wrestler Suga-kun)" "134)}did you see that picture?" "324)}(Endo hid his face and luckily escaped the punishment.)" "There are way too many traps." "Suga-kun is the hero of our school." "He's face is intense!" "This pictures incredible." "This isn't good." "Wait!" "I didn't laugh!" "This way." "this is rough." "Here" "This is our class?" "386)}Their Classroom 3 nen(year) B gumi(class) so please find it." "Glow) 270)}(Blue Sky MC Blue Sky)" "141)}They thought we'd find this funny?" "220)}(Blue Sky My Sweet Helen Blue Sky)" "Wait here." "142)}I don't know what they were thinking" "The four of them finally arrived at the classroom" "The fact that recieved so many punishments in so little time makes them uneasy." "Endo." "289)}Football Star Monsieur Kamaytsu" "The wind completely drowned out their voices honestly." "That wasn't right." "The guy with the tuque... 241)}Yamasaki pulls stale bread from his desk" "Isn't my belt too short?" "447)}{\be5\4cH6395E4}Just barely 133)}He laughed." "147)}He did." "129)}Tanaka was out too." "You didn't have to tell us" "Why did you tell us?" "Here comes the boss" "Tanaka" "Hear that Smack?" "this punishment doesn't suit me don't say it "doesn't suit me" "126)}This happens a lot doesn't it." "136)}It's just Friendly Fire right like a stray 'one word' bullet" "129)}Right right right." "There's no such thing as a punishment that "doesn't suit you" or "suits you" "9:30 a.m. Morning Assembly 9:30 a.m. It's time for the morning assembly" "112)}Only 30 minutes?" "131)}(It felt so long.)" "381)}They go to attend the morning assembly" "Hey!" "Why were you late?" "My bicycle had a flat tire." "and you?" "I overslept." "390)}Gekidan Hitori (comedian)" "Go to the morning assembly right now." "Come closer." "Why are YOU late?" "so I took her to the hospital." "206)}slap" "Why are you late?" "My sister got sick a" "Why are you late?" "My sister" "139)}You'll laugh at that for sure" "140)}He was so cruel to such a kind boy 336)}You little... come with me!" "Such a kind boy." "He was ripping into him" "He was beating the crap out of him." "Anybody would laugh at that!" "Had enough of Suga too" "I would still laugh at that even if it meant I'd die tomorrow." "get in line." "141)}There's a teacher with an Afro" "We now begin the morning assembly of West Kuchibiru High School greetings from the principal." "398)\4cHC05583}Principal's greeting" "Good morning everyone" "Good morning" "41)}*He keeps using 'lip' instead of 'mouth' triggered by a bad {\cH2D30BD}'lip'... some students in this school got into a fight with students from another school." "It has even become trouble for the police." "I've told you all.." "468)}"{\cH2D30BD}Before resorting to violence let your 'lips' do the talking{\cH000000}" many times before." "{\cH2D30BD}I've 'lipped' this to you over and over. {\cH000000}As the saying goes:" "{\cH2D30BD}"Don't let your 'lip' {\cH000000}get you into trouble"." "and act responsibly" "Thank you very much let me introduce the newly appointed teachers." "398)\4cHC05583}New Teacher Introduction" "From Shogun High School..." "Mr. Topknot 361)}Mr. Topknot from Shogun High" "From Bird's Nest High School..." "Mr. Big Afro 363)}Mr. Big Afro from Birds Nest High" "142)}What kind of name is that?" "!" "from Metropolitan Strip House High School..." "Mr. Omame (a bean)" "383)}4'10" Mr. Omame (Director Heipo)" "but this time..." "I wasn't ready for that." "Omame greetings from Mr. Omame." "367)}(Greetings on behalf of the new teachers)" "(For some reason the mic feeds back)" "Some one broke their bamboo sword." "Eh.." "I'm 'a bean'!" "131)}I admire the extras for keeping a traight face" "Mr. Omame" "(A Black student starts to wobble.)" "Are you OK?" "Are you all right?" "are you OK?" "Watanabe" "Are you ok?" "32)}(He's speaking a local dialect)" "My he...head is spinning..." "Watanabe!" "Are you all right?" "Watanabe!" "Watanabe!" "Watanabe!" "Watanabe!" "I advise everyone to be careful of anemia (not enough blood making it to the brain because of poor circulation) we sing the school song together." "344)}(Everbody Safe)" "West Kuchibiru High School's school song 133)}(They even made a school song?" ")" "That girl has the things that make me fall in love 145)}What kind of lyrics are those?" "!" "They rise from her mouth like Mt." "Fuji and glossy" "Two nutured red shells" "'Lips' West High School 132)}(You were laughing hard)" "Wha---?" "tons of hard bread)" "Tanaka)" "That's a lot (of bread) 121)}(They always set up traps on Yamazaki)" "137)}(They do) 136)}(Its not fair.)" "126)}(Like an inside man?" ")" "from my angle... ..the bread (in the desk) is..." "I can see it!" "its in sight" "Its not my fault oh Jeez !" "the first class is Japanese." "423)}(Classmates attend Class)" "Good Morning" "All rise." "sit down." "I'll take attendance" "Aikawa Kengo" "Here!" "Kakizaki Shinya" "Here!" "Sudou Michisuke" "Here!" "Watanabe Saburou" "Here!" "Class B 427)}Watanabe Saburou" "Matsumoto Hitoshi 76)}(Didn't he just collaspe recently?" ")" "Eh!" "You again!" "?" "it was funny.)" "399)}Matsumoto hid his face and luckily escaped the punishment." "131)}I was lucky that time" "Matsumoto Hitoshi" "Here" "Endo Shozo" "Here" "Tanaka Naoki" "Here" "All present." "Umm.." "Teacher?" "Well.." "130)}(You made us laugh)" "125)}(And you were out too!" ")" "My butt is numb." "139)}(Sometimes it really hurt!" ")" "don't talk like you're in a comedy skit please" "Take your textbook out of your desk." "Open your books to page 57." "We're going to be studying the mordern 31 syllabled verse and the haiku." "362)}This textbook has a trap there's a section for the works of Suga Kenji--the chief producer of the show." "Let's turn to the next page" "Next is Suga Kenji." "134)}Those cameras nailed us 133)}You couldn't hide from them" "130)}This time they were right in front us" "No!" "The Big Guy!" "Which one of us?" "!" "Which?" "Why me!" "?" "115)}It was impossible to get away with anything with those cameras so repeat after me" "If ramen doesn't get you high ratings... bring out dogs" "Dirty Jokes while I'm around...are unforgiveable" "All the good ones are dark (skin tone)" "139)}(That's not true." "Just because he's dark...) but we're going to do a quick pop quiz" "You may begin now." "389)}(Pop quiz starts) 418)}They take the quiz very seriously" "136)}(We were very serious)" "367)}(The student that came in late) 427)}(Nandenkanden's (Ramen restaurant Chain) President/ Owner:" "Kawahara" "The president... 121)}What is he doing here?" "280)}Producer Nakamura 27)}*parody of a detective in a drama played by Tachi Hiroshi look!" "136)}He was walking in the heavy rain." "135)}And he started walking from so far away it was pretty far huh." "Man the punishment hurts" "11:30 a.m. The second class is English" "They have this guy as their teacher" "134)}You were laughing 384)}Science Teacher {\3cHA3A3A8\2cH000000} Murakami Shoji (comedian)" "Stand Up" "Good morning everyone" "Sit down please" "Let's study" "This is my mother" "I've been asked lots of times to bring pictures of me from when I was little but..." "This is the only one I have." "its my little brother" "41)}He was telling us sad stories the whole time but it just got funnier and funnier" "136)}Why did he do that?" "161)}He was changing his glasses a lot" "George 320)}Trainee George" "448)}Cabbage 477)}Cabbage" "George" "Tomato" "(snorts)..." "Tomato" "144)}again?" "139)}He did it over and over 144)}I never understood why" "Mr. Murakami changes his glasses" "Manhatan is a incredibly scary place." "It's late" "Since its so late my mom is probably worrying about me" "I better go home now" "Myhattan is scary!" "Who's there?" "Is it just in my head?" "Who's there?" "Maybe I'm mistaken 'cause I do that alot" "Who the hell are you!" "?" "Freak!" "I know you've been following me since "Akabane Bridge" "149)}"Akabane bridge" cracked me up" "417)}(Murakami and George left the room due to some urgent business)" "What was with the glasses?" "he changed them alot huh" "Mr. Shouji still isn't able to come back so we're going to study using an english educational video" "playing the video" "Let's read about Marco Polo in English" "370)}Reader:" "Jimmy Onishi 433)}(comedian/ former member of Gaki no Tsukai)" "144)}Its definetly not "es 134)}He really got me there" "This is bad" "Yeah this is going to be rough" "141)}That was a completely different word!" "474)}Why on earth did he say "lotion"?" "142)}Hou-san did very well here." "151)}He doesn't give up" "135)}It's definitely not "Victor 122)}definitely not "victor"!" "'victor'... 130)}He couldn't figure it out so he changed it to 'victor'." "Let's count to 100 in English." "oh please we had enough already." "What an idiot 136)}This is so not right!" "Something like this!" "126)}This must be beyond any stretch of their imagination" "170)}How long is he going to keep this up?" "152)}Pinching your face is cheating Matsumoto!" "This is impossible" "How much longer?" "126)}He's too much 136)}who wouldn't laugh?" "good thing its finally over" "No more." "No." "we've had enough." "Let's Say days of the week in English" "Can I just say the ones I know?" "145)}That's not how it works" "go easy on me please!" "ouch!" "I'm done.." "I can't" "Teacher." "163)}What days are his fingers?" "Is he saying them order?" "149)}I couldn't help it" "What's the point if it isn't in the right order?" "He's screwing up the order." "What else..." "Kayoubi(Tuesday)" "Kayoubi?" "Kaviar..." "I never learned that." "no way... why didn't he ?" "!" "142)}gees" "375)}(Recess)" "That was tough" "I was already laughing every time he was about to push the start button." "Really?" "Ehehe" " Uh oh!" "403)}(Matsumoto forgets he's in the middle of the batsu game and laughs) 417)}(Luckily he is safe because they missed it)" "You next class is P.E. so change into the P.E. clothes in the lockers and come to the gym." "Where'd that voice come from?" "417)}(Endo Notices something is wrong with his gym clothes.)" "(Chiaki (his wife) Love 3)" "125)}It was mean" "146)}We could take it though 133)}it's just..." "137)}It was mean to Endo" "go to the gym 153)}I did feel sorry for him" "45)}It did hurt a little" "367)}12:30 p.m." "394)}3 period" " P.E." "their next class is P.E." "The person who is going to teach them is..." "Ride On!" "367)}12:30 p.m." "394)}3 period" " P.E." "The third hour is P.E." "366)}There is only one other class mate in P.E." "419)}Nandenkanden Owner" " Kawahara" "Ride On!" "Okaaaaay!" "378)}Hard Gay P.E. Teacher 425)}Razor Ramon HG sensei" "Hard Gay is here!" "Okaaay!" "and talent." "Stare all you like!" "check this out" "The smell of a gym" "FooooooooO!" "Okaaaay." "line up." "First we will warm up with some excercises" "I'll call it the Hard Gay work out." "Here I go 1.." "2.." "3.." "4.." "you do it." "Imagine you're having sex 413)}There's a sudden downpour outside" "That's some intense rain!" "Incredible" "142)}That was some loud rain." "Waaa!" "it hurts so much in these pants!" "they will" "They're thin huh..." "This is how you thrust your pelvis." "Its going to get faster watch!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Do you think this looks slow?" "You're wrong." "I'm moving at such a fast speed that it looks like I'm moving slow." "This is uber fast." "It took me three years to master this." "Today's class is..." "Hardle's Foooooo!" "(Hurdles) it doesn't matter how fast go" "If you wanna be Hard Gay you gotta go jump hurdle's the Hard Gay way" "Got it?" "Watch closely" "It's how erotically can you get over the hurdles." "You can rub against it 137)}He's Crazy" "You can improvise" "This is how you do it." "he went under it!" "Go get going." "How erocitally can you jump them that is the Hard Gay way." "151)}I was going to say "Ride On" "This is really..." "Can we skip this?" "Let's do something else." "152)}This was really hard." "You can go back Matsumoto." "Hmmm?" "Hard Gay Fooooo!" "374)}Razor Ramon NP enters 427)}(Nakamura" " Producer) you're here" "Nakamura Producer" " NP himself" "Okaaay" "Okaay pals!" "Okaay" "100)}Did you see that unsure look on his face?" "This is too.." "This is Dirty!" "(I can see) your boxers" "Do you know what kind of relationship I have with him?" "Oookaay yeaah" "430)}Boxers" "Okaaaay!" "Isn't this fun!" "?" "Look at the camera" "We'll have them look at our faces" "We'll make them stare at them 38)}Its funnier watching the video" "44)}Yeah" "really trying too hard" "What's this?" "288)}Placed Note 370)}Put on this wig!" "see you had another advantage 150)}I had a lot of those didn't I?" "411)}A blonde perm wig" "Guys." "Its time for the long awaited lunch break" "There is a packed lunch in your bags." "Eat up!" "Really?" "Sweet" "Let's eat!" "I'm so happy" "All right... 306)}This time its stale bread from his bag" "Look at mine... 418)}A box lunch of just beans" "247)}Tanaka's Super Deluxe Box Lunch" "That's luxurious" "Yeah it is" "What is this unfairness?" "145)}I thought I could get one" "158)}They only gave the big box lunch to Tanaka 255)}Yamasaki's Box Lunch" "Mine's pretty normal" "What's yours (Matsumoto)?" "Why am I laughing?" "!" "158)}that was a big box." "I think it was about 5 kg" "and take a much needed rest." "that won't last for long." "For the assaults are going to begin again" "This isn't really... ah someone's here make it stop" "126)}He's so dark 120)}Vrrroooom" "402)}Itao Itsuji makes a magnificent entrace he is part of the comedy duo 130R." "This is too much" "What is he doing?" "!" "What is this" "this is gonna suck" "Whose the jerk called Nandenkanden?" "51)}Those glares where pretty fierce" "58)}He's leaving with that?" "His leg got caught!" "It was a natural Itao exit!" "57)}That was typical Itao" "His leg got caught?" "He got it caught really good on the seat!" "That last part was pretty cruel wasn't it!" "?" "Yeah it was" "He was supposed to look cool on the bike he smacked his leg on the second seat in the rear." "And that's why everybody laughed" "Who wouldn't laugh at that?" "!" "How long was that company president with you?" "The president..." "I don't remember" "390)}2:30 pm 415)}5 hours and 30 minutes passed" "441)}4th hour class Science 2:30 p.m. 5 and a half hours have passed since the game started." "Their next class is Science" "The teacher in charge is?" "!" "I feel nervous..." "If Nomo's pitching we're okay." "I'd like to study about the science of breathing." "When we breath we take in oxygen and put out CO2 384)}Science Teacher" "432)}Hosshan Sensei 53)}*Hosshan (Hoshida Hidetoshi) is a comedian who is famous for his ability to put things up his nose." "But its kind of hard to see air." "So I will teach you about breathing in a very easy to understand way." "This is what we commonly use for this demonstration." "422)}Udon 455)}(Japanese Fat Noodle)" "131)}I knew it." "Watch closely push out." "You guys are even doing it right now." "That's...who wouldn't laugh at that?" "that's just wrong." "418)}Hosshan Sensei is a professional at passing things through his nose. (Do not try this at home)" "I'm gonna definitly laugh" "Is this really science?" "Is that going into your lung?" "we'll try a longer one." "It's easier to see." "We get it already" "We're good" "This is freeze frame of breathing" "I wonder where the air went" "We already get that" "We don't need to see it lets stop this" "isn't it" "This here is rubber 416)}Rubber" "As in a rubber jump rope?" "Yes" "Ahhhhhh you don't have to..." "We're good" "We got it" "You don't understand what oxygen isssaaaaaah" "125)}I think he doesn't get what it is" "276)}Cough*" "Why did udon come out?" "Its Carbon Dioxide" "and then that's the CO2" "What is that" "I have some fun experiments too." "Will someone drink this juice through this tube?" "420)}Tube this is juice" "No thanks will someone drink through it?" "We're good" "Sensei." "That's pretty disgusting" "This is no good. this is the type of tube for going down the throat." "come on lets stop this arleady we can just keep the bambo sword guys here" "How can I get you to understand?" "We understand it 470)}We get it well tell me what is breathing then" "You inhale oxygen and exhale carbond dioxide but your forgetting about it going through the lungs." "It goes through the lungs before you exhale it out." "But the udon wasn't going through your lungs was it?" "Sure it was" "No it wasn't" "Yes it was!" "It wasn't going through your lungs though right?" "It passed through!" "you're lungs are..." "I'm telling you it did!" "It didn't pass through!" "It did!" "It was just going through your nose a mouth" "It passed through my lungs!" "he's the science teacher." "Ahhh" " My bum is getting swollen already." "We understand it!" "We get it" "Should we do it with Bracken next?" "53)}*Bracken (warabi) is a wild plant with large leaves that grows thickly on hills and in woods and turns brown in the fall." "310)}Say whaa!" "?" "261)}Whaaa!" "?" "Don't whine so much when I say a Japanese food like Warabi." "420)}Warabi (Bracken)" "What type of class is this?" "This is the "just right" pattern" "It's just right." "I've never heard of that pattern" "There's no such thing when you inhale the just right amount of breath!" "151)}It hit my balls." "but coming out is hell too!" "This is the first time I've been stuck in the middle of the "just right" pattern will you try it?" "The 'just right' pattern" "I'll pass." "I'd mess it up for sure just try it for me!" "I can see it you know." "If you can see it then its not "just right" "I just see the end in your nostril" "If you can see it then its not "just right" "It didn't make it around into your throat did it." "Afternoon Break." "Because they have recieved so many punishments at such a fast pace you can definitely see a change in their countenances its not over yet..." "The next class is a sociology field trip." "and go study society." "58)}3:30 p.m." "91)}(6 hours and 30 minutes since it started) 398)}5th hour class" "Sociology field trip 3:30 p.m. the 5th hour class is a field trip for sociology." "The quickly board the bus and depart for their destination 373)}Riding the school bus for a sociology field trip!" "However..." "These four students of sociology are about to discover the terrifying reality of society." "357)}Even here an ingenious trap is... the thing waiting for them is?" "Huh?" "What is that?" "It looks like that car is having engine trouble" "Wha-!" "Isn't that Mori Shinichi?" "who also sings folk and pop music." "His total sales of gramophone records and CDs has reportedly been over 90 million copies." "280)}Mori Shinichi in a pickle 309)}because his car broke down." "Really?" "I wouldn't know Shinichi even if I saw his face..." "I never thought I'd see Mori Shinichi in a place like this 348)}Everybody Safe" "The first place they come to is one of the longest suspension bridges in Japan." "Momijidani Suspension Bridge" "About this time all four of them forget they are in a batsu game and go on an innocent stroll through the air" "050 ft) that's something its really shaking." "140)}I still don't know why they took us all the way over there." "The four of them head back towards the bus but there is an unexpected trap waiting for them... 389)}A new trap catches the four" "Ah!" "We're getting a parking ticket!" "Whaa!" "?" "A ticket?" "WHERE do you think you're parking?" "402)}Police Grandmas Appear on the Scene" "A parking lot..." "Tanaka wasn't the one driving so..." "Where do you think you're parking?" "Where are you parking?" "Who wouldn't laugh at that" "383)}For some reason the police grandma kisses Tanaka." "Don't ever park there again." "142)}How many times does she do this?" "144)}She just wants to do THAT doesn't she." "140)}And you're even called out on top of that" "What just happened?" "Her face was HUGE!" "you got kissed!" "?" "Yes." "She's really stepping on the gas" "That's dangerous" "They're flying!" "106)}Haha that's kinda funny" "Tanaka are you ok?" "No no no.." "I'm not okay..." "Shall we go to the next stop?" "420)}Hurrying to the next stop" "After having been slowed down the party heads towards their next stop" "However..." "Uh oh" "What the..." "Mori Shinichi is getting a parking ticket!" "407)}Mori Shinichi recieving a parking ticket" "146)}How did you not laugh at that?" "140)}Seeing them the second time was just too much" "Scary" "I bet that's why they were driving so fast" "Ah it all makes sense now 423)}The party makes a pit stop they stop for a bathroom break." "However even here..." "Wha!" "?" "We're getting another parking ticket!" "Not again" "408)}The school bus gets parking ticket again" "WHERE d'ya think you're parking?" "Come with me spare me!" "I'm begging you!" "spare me!" "I'm sorry..." "WHERE d'ya think you're parking!" "?" "150)}There she goes again..." "That's long" "140)}That's pretty scary 127)}It was terrifying" "411)}The Mini Patrol Car speeds off to the next scene" "152)}Were they really that fast?" "Shall we go to the next place" "146)}That was funny 433)}After picking themselves back up they head towards the next destination." "The next stop is an old lady who is popular for her traditional handiwork 406)}Studying Traditional Weaving" "I've done this since I was kid so I've gotten pretty used to it... and the field trip comes to an end... or was supposed to..." "Again?" "!" "Again?" "412)}Police Grandmas on a stake out hey hey Hey HEY!" "You never learn!" "Our teacher (Fujiwara) said he'd take responsibilty." "But if we don't deal with the younger generation... please no" "409)}Matsumoto trying to escape" "Ah!" "It wasn't you you're perfect." "I'm going to teach you a lesson." "I've said it over and over but you never learn" "WHERE do you think you're parking?" "126)}Look!" "131)}Isn't that abuse?" "Where do you think you're parking?" "127)}That's gross" "Think about the rules of the world a little!" "152)}You mean you guys?" "142)}They had you for a long time didn't they." "140)}Yeah it was pretty long" "141)}What are they staring at?" "149)}I wonder what they found... 134)}5:30 p.m." "345)}(8 and hours and 30 minutes has past since it started) the four of them relax in the classroom." "Endou goes to the bathroom by himself." "406)}Endou going to the bathroom alone." "414)}Atou Kai using the john next to Endou." "and over 50 telivision shows." "He has also written 3 books and been in commercials." "150)}I never thought I'd run into him in a bathroom." "(I'll be leaving first)" "142)}Couldn't see that at all." "What happened?" "what was that all about?" "just a little happening." "Something you weren't expecting?" "NOT expecting that" "Definitely was NOT what I thought would happen 419)}6:00 p.m." "395)}(9 hours since it started) 95)}6 hour period" " Music 6:00 p.m. 9 hours have past since the start of the game." "The next class is music." "this scene from the batsu game was not aired." "Enjoy!" "Here a VERY famous teacher is about to make his appearance!" "This is getting old.." "Umm.." "Today we're having err a special umm music ummmm teach-- um professor coming." "124)}Teach--!" "431)}"Okuru Kotoba a standard graduation song." "there is even a type of impersonation named after him called "Horineta" because of his "things they would never say" impersonation skits." "who also wrote and performed the song "Okuru Kotoba" when he was in the band Kai'en-tai." "398)}Kinpachi Sensei 425)}(Hori)" "The words I send to you" "As you go away into the light and shadows of the town in the gloaming" "Oh!" "Wrong show?" "Good morning!" "Hey" "Hello" "Today I would like to do some impersonations. also known as Nature Jimon and the Terakado Jimon that hardly ever gets called on...gets called on." "Ooo Ooo Pick me!" "Pick me!" "Terakado Jimon umhmm." "Okay let's move on..." "Ooo Ooo Pick me!" "Over Here!" "Terakado Jimon umhmm." "let's go to the next one" "Ooo Ooo Pick me!" "Pick me!" "Terakado Jimon yeah its good. umhmm." "Okay lets try another one" "429)}Cocorico's Tanaka" "The thing that I ate was pudding... 427)}Yamasaki Hosei" "The thing that I ate was pudding!" "131)}That really sounded like Yamachan" "That didn't sound like me...is this Music Class?" "this isn't a music class at all!" "It's 'cause rythm is very important" "Are you ready?" "Here I go... (As Yamasaki) As for me---!" "Ah man" "He's too good" "lets move on" "Okay how about Katsura Koeda from the Tantei Knight Scoop show." "(I'd like to know)" "what I really want to do today is" "Things they would NEVER say" "So let's do a little bit of those" "Okay something I would never say (As Kinpachi Sensei) played by Tetsuya Takeda." "Okay firstly:" "if you have money you can buy anything!" "Oh yeah!" "Secondly:" "I never thought that when I got to this age that..." "I would be F*#@ing this often." "129)}Definetly wouldn't say that" "Tanaka was laughing too" "Thank you." "Let's do another one" "Something Enari Kazuki would never say... 1984." "then get back to me." "he probably wouldn't say that..." "What was that (kind of blow) just now?" "67)}6:30 p.m." "98)}9 Hours and 30 minutes" "The long class ends and the four of them are starting to look tired." "behind the scenes... 408)}Hamada arrives on the scene" "Hamada finally arrives at the school." "I came to inflict pain" "I'll show 'em no mercy he will check out the Operation Headquarters and start directing the action from behind the scenes." "421)}Operation HQ his arrival means that this Batsu game is only going to become more intense!" "356)}PuPu" "Didn't that sound like 'Yossha~!" "(Yes!" ")?" "what the hell was I saying?" "I just recieved a sort of pep-talk just now don't laugh at stupid things'" "Like a "pull it together"?" "like that." "This one really hurt.." "Yeah I said that it had to of my butt feels like its on fire" "Huh?" "Does this mean..." "That 'Downtown's Hamada' arrived?" "Isn't just "Hamada" okay?" "Do you have to add the "Downtown"?" "128)}That was safe!" "470)}I bet he's here! He's definitely here." "131)}I saw right through it" "And his way of beating is here!" "He's definitely already here" "He must of told them to hit harder" "He's started giving directions concerning everything now." "he directs like he has more than two hands." "So that means he's on top of everything" "Yeah its incredible!" "finally... 410)}Downtown's Hamada Enters" "So he is here!" "So he was here" "I figured that out right away" "So how is it?" "This time's Batsu game?" "Its pretty intense amazing its hard." "What part is rough?" "What part is rough?" "Huh?" "130)}That was mean that face looks like a chimpanzee please stop making it" "just now!" "You're too strict!" "That one had to hurt" "So" " What's rough about it?" "What parts" "474)}Well it started early in the morning and..." "Huh?" "Come on..." "I told you" "Whaaat?" "!" "are you serious?" "Strict isn't it just a second!" "I'm going to die if we keep going like this" "I said wait just wait a little... 411)}Sadistic Hamada laughing uncontrollably" "lets change the mood and play a game!" "I've had enough games..." "Okay?" "seriously" "No more.." "Its a really simple game." "Look!" "Super Ball like this...remember?" "yeah" "Okay come over here" "So we just do what you did?" "if you don't catch it there is a punishment." "Whaat!" "?" "Only if we don't catch it there's a punishment?" "if you don't catch it there's a punishment." "This is horrible" "Try your best!" "Lets start with Endou" "Right here right?" "got it" "What was that?" "Ahh this sucks" "145)}I couldn't stop laughing even though I was being hit" "Isn't there a punishment?" "hurry up" "That wasn't the punishment?" "!" "No it wasn't." "That was the punishment for laughing" "Ehh?" "!" "What is this?" "Why..." "Because I said so where?" "Right here right here" "142)}From here on it was hell" "143)}The start of a massacre" "What's going on" "Why are you guys here?" "403)}The punishment squad were overwhelmed by Hamada's awe inspiring-ness and came out." "476)}What we didn't laugh" "Nobody has laughed" "Did you laugh?" "I didn't laugh" "He didn't laugh" "This is messed up" "Why?" "!" "Tanaka getting grabbed again 126)}What is that?" "145)}They should do their job right" "141)}It was all messed up" "144)}I wonder who's fault it was" "Jungle Rules?" "Yamachan" "Yes?" "your turn" "Okay lets go Yamachan" "422)}Ball Catching-FAIL" "is fast" "It was so sudden..." "Endou's Laughing" "Yes its too quick" "We need some time to prepare ourselves for it" "What was that?" "!" "132)}That's strange" "He acted like twice was normal you're up" "410)}Tanaka clearly aiming for Hamada" "You little.. catch it!" "You meant to do that didn't you" "*Kakushinhan" " Is the japanese noun for the type of crime that somebody commits believes that their actions are right based on religous or political beliefs." "In a legal terms its a "crime of conscience" "He was completely aiming for you just then were you?" "No" "there's a punishment" "You had such a scared look on your face after you didn't catch it" "Matsumoto" "Ok" "412)}Ball Catching-FAIL" "go to your seats 400)}The 4 of them hurrying to their seats" "It seems like Takeda Sensei has something he forgot to do last period so..." "How are ya 414)}Hori (Takeda) Sensei appears again" "Sorry about this" "I'm sorry about making you put up with me over and over" "I am" "I forgot about something I was supposed to teach you that's right" "I had some excercises I was going to have them do" "Right right right..." "This is what your teacher forgot" "Things they would NEVER say" "And I'll give you another example" "Something Beat Takeshi would never say... 44)}Beat Takeshi (Kitano Takeshi) is a famous comedian (also known as one of the comedy Big 3)." "Thank you!" "and filmmaker." "He is a member of Office Kitano--which was founded by Beat Takeshi." "he might say that..." "I thought well he might say that but..." "If he did he'd be a fresh new Takeshi" "Endou" "Huh?" "I wonder if it's okay?" "I think so..." "Jerk" "Yamasaki something he wouldn't say?" "he would never say... you dirty rat" "133)}What was that?" "He would definitly say that" "definitely hurt" "Yamasaki" "What?" "!" "Yamasaki" "Good Night" "this is hopeless" "Dankan" gets me everytime" "Takeshi probably wouldn't of said that..." "Please stop saying Dankan" "Yamasaki" "Wha-?" "!" "Me?" "Shouldn't it be Endou next?" "Yamasaki have a croquette" "Please stop saying Dankan..." "I'm hopeless when it comes to "Dankan" "I can handle anything except "Dankan" "135)}Did you even know what you were going to say?" "162)}Have a Croquette" "That one hurt didn't it Tanaka" "finally a breath of relief.." "475)}But then Matsumoto notices something." "476)}Aren't they being soft on Yamasaki?" "That was so clear." "If it had been me it'd definitely been ~babaan (out)." "They are probably in the middle of planning and not watching the monitor." "Ah I see" "Hamada probably has them all gathered up" "What should we do?" Kinda planning" "Try laughing and you'll see" "It's definitely safe" "Try laughing" "No no it's no use if I do it" "If you get ~babaan (called out) I'll look at the situation and laugh" "Ah then it can be called even" "It's definitely safe" "Definitely safe" "It's safe it's safe it's safe..." "Now's your only chance (to laugh freely)." "No idea" "Why aren't you laughing?" "Weren't you going to laugh if someone gets called out?" "That was meant for Saki(Yamasaki) only" "I meant Yamasakis try only" "I thought the same" "Maybe Yamasakis CCD is broken or they are being soft on him" "Endo try it out" "No way" "But it's probably the CCD (that's broken).." "Maybe definitely.." "I'm confident it's safe." "would you mind switching places with me for the time being?" "Ah!" "Kinda as a reward for taking the risk" "That's ok" "If it's not safe they are being too soft on Yamasaki" "That's right" "That's definitely wrong please switch with me" "Sure" "They are watching" "finally a break for the four of them" "Washing away their exhaustion" "laughter triggering assasins will be appearing one after one." "The punishment game is far from over." "oh he's here" "After your arrival it got a lot stricter and we got beaten harder we aren't equal at all..." "As if I'm 4 years younger.. 5 years older sempai." "5 years older sempai" "the five of them start talking about their school years." "isn't it?" "This is the first time I've ever been at school this late" "That's true" "Would you like to return to high school?" "High school?" "Well.." "High school was quite fun" "High school was really funny 2nd year of high school was the most fun or 2nd most fun year." "Same here 2nd year was fun" "Everyone thinks so too?" "Yup 2nd" "Yea 2nd was fun" "You're laughing like normal" "I was laughing?" "141)}He was laughing normally" "144)}Definitely out 146)}You'll get slapped for sure" "Recalling nostalgic fun times" "A normal overflowing affectionate smile" "Amazing" "How many friends did you have?" "I still meet up with 3 of them" "Isn't that too few?" "I had a lot" "You mean very close?" "Aah I understand" "Yup close friends." "Other than them I had like 20 people around." "20 I can't really believe there where a lot of people" "I mean real friends" "But.." "Who?" "Mochan." "Mochan and Sasagish and.." "Huh?" "Sasagish" "134)}Because you don't know them it somehow becomes funny" "That slap hurt" "My ass is really starting to hurt" "Sasagish and?" "Mochan and Sasagish and.." "Kuroyanagi" "About 8 people" "You haven't mentioned all 8 yet" "What was your nickname?" "Matsun" "The whole time?" "During high school they used to call me potato" "143)}Why the hell?" "138)}That's unfair" "For real" "Why'd they call you that?" "My head is uneven" "Whoa it really is" "My head is really strange" "Once during high school there was a time they called me rice cracker" "Eh?" "Because of your skin color?" "22:00 A pleasant announcement for the 4 who haven't eaten anything since lunch" "You guys are really pathetic." "Dinner is ready so get moving to the gym" "Dinner you guys really are pathetic.." "Let's go" "Smells good" "Aaah as expected" "You guys line up too you can do it" "411)}Ishihara Yujiro and Actors from Ishihara Agency are serving curried rice for Dinner" "So that's how it is" "73)}Seems like he's going to call out to us 452)}Nakamura Suga Yutaro" "427)}(Hatomura) (Daimon) (Kogure) 310)}"from a Detective Drama" Captain Kogure and his men" "478)}GNT Producers good luck" "Next." "Good of you for coming." "85)}Why is he talking so arrogantly?" "Do you like curry?" "Want me to add some of this?" "Eat up eat up." "You seem to be really energetic." "Anyone want some more?" "They're staring at us" "Daimon is amazing" "Peaceful isn't it chief?" "Dan-Cho!" "we have a situation !" "What's happened?" "Hato!" "Let's go!" "386)}Kogure and his men rush to the Crime Scene with Haste!" "all right!" "I'll leave this up to you." "139)}What the hell?" "That one seemed to have hurt" "450)}Itaos Wife 142)}she's not his wife actually." "She gives off a smell of money" "She really does" "I wonder why" "Like (casino) chips" "Smell of (casino) chips right?" "139)}She really knows lots of dance styles" "What kind of dance is this!" "?" "Enough already!" "What was that?" "That was amazing" "Please let it be over" "Next time she comes I won't laugh any more for sure" "143)}What's up with her repertoire of styles?" "They switched the damn song" "23:00 14hours into the batsu game." "Finally the time for some rest has arrived." "Futons have been prepared so you can get some sleep" "Whoa futons" "Argh it's hot" "It's hot" "Finally peace for the four someone is plotting to ruin it" "In the planning headquarters sits the Demon leader Hamada ready to torment the four with further traps" "I want to torture them with some silly trick" "457)}Konya ga Yamada" "Tonight is crucial it showed up" "It did" "Tonight is crucial" "Tonight is crucial" "149)}he was singing off sync." "152)}they told me that they repeated it like forever." "Tonight is crucia~l" "Tonight is crucia~l" "What the hell!" "?" "Tonight is crucia~l" "You don't intend to let us sleep!" "Who and who?" "407)\b1}Hamada Joins the Bamboo sword Army" "I'll get Endo way to persistent!" "Damn it!" "and I thought that I could really sleep... what was that?" "He Kicked me!" "seriously." "It hurts 135)}Anyone would be surprised at that!" "430)}Sadistic Hamada couldn't help but be amused" "Endo --Yea you did!" "163)}I couldn't pick my self up." "158)}you didn't move at all." "151)}you like a dead fish!" "Tonight is crucia~l" "151)}this was a real torture." "Tonight is crucia~l" "97)}Endo looks nearly dead --oh yes I was!" "Chiaki!" "(Endo's Wife) I love you!" "Chiaki!" "I love you!" "81)}Was it Hamada-san again ?" "I kicked you in the butt 149)}It was..." "I think... 420)}Sadistic Hamada Again." "152)}it was me" "160)}This is so wrong!" "They noticed that it was me?" "There is no one else around who'd do that" "There is no way we can sleep like this!" "0:30 15hours have passed the four receive a new trial." "Wake up!" "Everyone get up!" "it's said a scary ghost appears" "Can you guys check if it's true?" "ask what you as comedians should do from now on" "First up is Matsumoto" "Alone?" "Alone" "Yamada Hanako in the toilet need anything?" "What are you doing here?" "It's like they told me to stay here and like stuff." "Saying people will be coming for like advise like and stuff like so you should like stay here.." "So?" "59)}Note:" "Yes she's really talking in an annoyingly messed up way." "Ex." "Adding 'um' or 'hm' between every word." "Like wine is good and like Hamada came and like said drink this drink this and like yeh" "Like I was told like french wine is good and like ihihihihi" "Who are you?" "Wait a bit" "What's this?" "Then like there aren't enough drinks like" "You drink too much" "I don't drink too much it's just red wine" "Like listen..." "Like a point or something like that is unimportant" "I don't get the point of this" "Waah wait someone that big!" "Listen!" "Aaah no I don't want to hear anymore!" "Like red like french wine and like they let me drink it like" "Hell has arrived" "It'd be better if you slept and drank some water" "Like it's not about water it's like having fun with Downtown and like Hamada came" "I heard I heard you've already told me about Hamada!" "It's enough already spare me!" "Ah no more!" "Hamada like was here and like.." "Listen to me" "It's pure hell!" "The worst!" "The worst!" "The worst!" "You really better prepare yourself mentally or..." "Anyway just go" "Endo" "What?" "Yes Yes we~lcome" "Good morning." "Like I don't get it either but like I got to drink and some guys would be coming and like" "I like don't really get it but like french wine is good and stuff" "You really reek of alcohol" "Reek of alcohol like I like think so too ihihihihi" "What the hell is this?" "I like don't really like get it either but like" "Ah Endo has quite an 'ah' atmosphere going on" "Good morning" "Well for now let's sit down" "I'd like to go to the bathroom" "Is there a bathroom around here?" "The bathroom is right there" "Could you call the staff?" "Thank you" "I'd like to go to the bathroom a real ghost" "A real ghost" "Scary for real" "Matsumoto!" "You've said too much." "Don't you understand the situation?" "sit!" "Like french wine is good and stuff like ihihihihi wrong and like" "big sister" "I'm not big sister" "We don't have that kind of relationship" "Where?" "Excuse me!" "Like I was told to be here and like" "This is the wrong place" "Like this is the right place." "Want some wine?" "Eh?" "I don't really need any" "Like french wine is good and stuff and like they said they'll bring some but like I think I'm being tricked" "This conversations is totally.." "It's like not wrong or something." "Like french wine is good" "Eh stop that" "Ouch!" "I just like hit my head" "She's pulling on my leg" "That kind of reaction is good" "Ah!" "Wait!" "Ouch!" "Don't need the same reaction twice" "That was scary 153)}Yamasaki's face expression is creepy." "This is wrong" "Completely wrong" "Scary right?" "I was really scared" "It's time for High Schoolers to sleep" "Could you go to sleep?" "For how long are you going to stay awake?" "!" "You can't normally experience this kind of thing" "07:00 For the tired four the special time is drawing near" "Good morning" "High Schoolers mornings are early get up!" "Today is your graduation" "Your fun school life ends today" "Eat breakfast for now" "but at the same time" "At headquarters Hamada moves towards the climax." "What kind of traps await the four?" "The sleeves are a bit short too" "like you're supposed to be from a poor family." "That's the kind of look they went for" "Ah such a setting this is second hand." "08:00 Only one event left of the batsu game" "let's gather at the gym 427)}Fujiwara dressed as Lum-Chan (an Anime character) for no reason" "Let's go" "138)}Even his ass is flabby 142)}His ass is amazing" "148)}his ass is huge." "what's up with him?" "Let's go just graduation left." "I can't tell the ass from the back." "come on darling!" "(imitating the Character)" "faster darling!" "Line up here" "Matsumoto" "I'd like to begin the Hesei 17th(2005) West Kuchibiru High School graduation 411)}the Hesei 17th(2005) West Kuchibiru Hight School Graduation ceremony" "First of a graduation speech by representative Shoji Tomoharu" "378)}Shoji Tomoharu part of the duo ShinagawaShoji" "different kinds of pi-po-pa" "Po-pa-pip 150)}He's like Endo when he was young" "Po-pa-pip" "Ta-ten-pa-pip-pe-pop" "Enough already" "416)\b1}Sadist Hamada 137)}Whoa it's Hamada again!" "You are tottering again." "I feel like I was smacked with a thick rope or something?" "135)}You look like a radish" "school song" "Enough already!" "426)\b1}Sadist Hamada strikes again" "He acted like hitting 2-3 times is normal" "It should be only 1 hit for 1 laugh right ?" "I definitely not gonna laugh again" "Same here school song" "school song" "it's too emotional" "she's getting way too into it" "145)}You where holding on well" "who wouldn't laugh at that?" "school song" "Proof of having completed necessary studies." "Congratulations" "Endo Shozo." "Congratulations" "Tanaka Naoki." "Congratulations" "Matsumoto Hitoshi step forward" "Matsumoto Hitoshi." "Congratulations" "With this the graduation ceremony is over." "Graduates dismissed." "425)}24 hours of reliving their Hight School days." "437)}but they have no good memories to remember... 424)}only the pain of being smacked by the bamboo sword guys." "428)} {\cH10C3F0}Tanaka Naoki {\cHFFFFFF}number of times being smacked:" "428)} {\cH10C3F0}Endo Shozo {\cHFFFFFF}number of times being smacked:" "428)} {\cH10C3F0}Yamazaki Hosuei {\cHFFFFFF}number of times being smacked:" "428)} {\cH10C3F0}Matsumoto Hitoshi {\cHFFFFFF}number of times being smacked:" "take care." "470)}Yes sir 469)}Yes sir" "470)}Yes sir" "Thank you" "Thank you" "How many times has she danced this time?" "She's got us 100%" "Yep 100%" "Who the hell are you!" "?" "We already left!" "it's not even his real wife" "For only 5000yen she really works hard" "Really 5000?" "She's really amazing" "She really is a MVP" "In the end did you understand that it was me?" "During the night Endo getting kicked" "At the end we actually ran like 200m" "We really ran as fast as possible" "Because we didn't know what would happen if Hamada caught us" "Too bad nothing of it will be on air though"