"Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you" "Happy Birthday dear Chico Happy Birthday to you!" "Chico!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Chico!" "I've been waiting for you for an hour..." "Francisco José!" "If you're still asleep I'll kill you!" "You never keep our appointments." "I don't know why I still put up with you..." "It must be because I love you." "Shit!" "I've had it!" "It's one fifteen, I'm leaving..." "Hello?" "Ana?" "Ana?" "Good morning..." "Sorry..." "I was asleep..." "What time is it?" "Already?" "Shit, the Expo!" "Yes, I had a meeting..." "Ana, I know we were supposed to have lunch..." "I'm sorry, the woman from the telephone company did not wake me up..." "Ana..." "Love..." "Pussy cat..." "You should be sorry for me..." "My head is busting..." "I know, you have your examination..." "Go again..." "I didn't get it..." "Have you studied a lot?" "Yes, I'm still here." "It's this hangover, I'm hoarse." "Here?" "Of course I'm alone..." "Are you mad?" "Listen, can't you possibly wait?" "Ana, I'll get dressed and join you in no time..." "Ok!" "At what time?" "Ok!" "At five o'clock, I promise." "Bye, kisses..." "Listen!" "Ana!" "Good luck for your examination..." "Ana!" "She hung up..." "Good morning." " Good morning." "Was that your girlfriend?" "It's ten o'clock..." "Hello?" "Wake up!" "Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you" "Happy Birthday dear Chico Happy Birthday to you!" "Chico!" "Hello?" "Turn it off!" " Hello?" "Chico!" "I've been waiting for you for an hour..." "Francisco José!" "If you're still asleep I'll kill you!" "Do you hear me?" " You never keep our appointments..." "Are you feeling better now?" " I've got a hangover the size of a..." "You had a couple of drinks too much..." "Damn it!" "I was supposed to have lunch with her." "Forget it..." "Are you an architect?" " But I love her..." "I can see that..." "What do you mean?" " Nothing, nothing..." "Or do you think I make it with guys?" " No..." "As a matter of fact, I had already noticed..." "Anyway, are you an architect or not?" " Yes, I am." "And your girlfriend?" " No." "I think I should be going..." " Where to?" "Home." " And where do you live?" "In Almada." " I'll take you." "Good!" "Do you still remember my name?" "Francisco, João." "João, Francisco." "Happy birthday, Francisco José!" "You re really smart..." "May I?" "Are you crazy?" " No, I can't hold it any longer..." "Your dick's in Africa..." " What?" "Now it's crossing the Pacific Ocean..." "...it arrived to South America" "You must be nuts..." "C'mon, scram!" "What was it?" "Turn the tap off." "The water's cold." " Sorry." "What a stench!" " Hold your breath!" "Idiot, you can't beat me!" "Hello!" "What's your name?" "You won't scratch me, will you?" "You've got a really cute owner, did you know?" "Your owner is coming." "I got you!" "Do you think so?" " Let's dance!" "Don't be silly!" " Why not?" "It's two o'clock!" "I'm to old for that..." "How old are you?" "Why?" "Because." "Thirty." "Today?" " Yes." "I'll be twenty next week." "See?" "Now we have something to celebrate..." "Do you think so?" "You and me add up to nothing..." "No, you and me add up to a good fuck." "I have to feed the cat." "Are you hungry?" "I'm coming..." "I'm coming..." "Can I have some?" "In a minute." "The milk's for the cat." "I'll make you a sandwich." "There's nothing but cheese, ok?" "Do you want butter?" " Yes." "What are you doing?" " It's my special training." "Do you do that every day?" " I'm a space warrior." "I must eat." "No, thanks." "Can I have a yogurt?" "You don't have a hangover?" "You were really pissed..." "Otherwise, you wouldn't have brought me home with you, right?" "I can't remember..." "Maybe..." "Did we come in my car?" "No, you left it near the disco." "In yours, then?" "I don't even have a driver's license." "We took a taxi." "Shit, they must have towed it away by now..." "Look, we still have some tobacco left." "Let me have some." "You won't stop eating?" "I'll make you another sandwich." "Shit!" "What's the matter?" " I cut myself."