"can anybody tell me what this represents?" "Mookie." "that is a circle." "fool!" "98% perspiration." "but we are only using 2% of it." "they recently did a study that says that humans use about 90% of their brain capacity." "most of us." "I'm not interested in what study is good and what is bad." "I'm not interested in studies." "Ask not what you can... but what you can do for your company." "can I increase my brain capacity to 2%" "Can I come to work on time?" "Can I stay late?" "Can I educate myself on Citrus 3.0 instead of taking coffee breaks?" "Can I answer my emails in a timely fashion? it's a lack of worker motivation." "but I think he's got a point." "we should implement little perks for the employees." "Like Google has those Segways." "My wife's company has half-day Fridays." "Yes." "Didn't your wife's company file bankruptcy?" "but they had 100% employee satisfaction." "What's up guys?" "Girlie." "Matt." "I had some meetings in SoHo." "company first." "Eyes always open to new opportunities." "we'll end this meeting here." "send out an email of the minutes of the meeting to everybody." "Roli." "Mookie." "take a seat." "tell me... good." "Going great." "Just visited Accutech." "It went well." "Hasmukh." "Did you tell them that we are gearing up for Citrus 3.0?" "Are you kidding me?" "I told them we we're geared up for Citrus 5.0 and beyond." "Sly dog... but we could really use their business." "Hasmukh." "They need our business." "Always a salesman." "Always a salesman." "I gotta head out." "Got a dinner meeting tonight." "I just wanted to drop off this month's expense report." "but I thought we already did them?" "That was last month." "Hasmukh." "I'm taking Accutech out to dinner at Le Bernardin." "Top notch seafood on the Upper West Side." "Bobby Flay eats there." "This is what they call the golden hour." "heaven." "my friend." "It's my assistant." "Her scheduling is impeccable." "too." "allow me to introduce ourselves." "Lemont." "You're welcome to a complimentary mineral water and access to our on-board entertainment system." "gentlemen. we do offer some high-end merchandise for purchase during our ride." "of course." "but I'm in no need of a watch." "you can actually tell time under 300 feet of water." "it's one of those." "I do have a friend's birthday coming up." "I'll give you 20 for it." "...plus 39 plus 11." "I don't understand it. $7.99." "You know what I need?" "that's what I need." "Someone who can take care of all this day to day activity." "What happened?" "why are you crying?" "I'm not crying." "Did you have a fight with Papaji again?" "Did Bobby bite you?" "Do you know who I am?" " Yes." " Do you?" "Yeah." "All you do is talk about this stupid office of yours." "Do you know the stress I have at home?" "I'm sitting here on the computer all day trying to book auditions." "I'm caring for Bobby." "all my friends are doing something meaningful with their lives. you remember Sneha?" "big breasts?" "Now you remember." "Sneha is making cards." "She has her own website." "Love is lovely." "You are lovely." "I haven't done anything creative since we got Bobby." "I'm wasting my life with you." "I haven't been to an audition in three months." "You make it sound like I forced you to get Bobby." "Bobby was your idea." "You are so much more talented than this." "You're just saying that." "You were an actress in Shadi ka Mausaum." "You think Sneha can do something like that?" "She dreams of being on television." "That was five years ago and it was only two lines." "I haven't done anything since." "something will happen." "Beta?" "Papa." " Is Bobby okay?" " Mm-hmm." "Hm..." "I know I still have it in me." " Acting?" " Painting." "Painting?" "You want to paint now?" "remember?" "I think it would be good to do that until the acting industry picks up." "with Bobby." "in a garden or something like that." "alone." "Dimple." "It's not too late to take Bobby back." "I still have the receipt." " Bobby's our child." " Bobby's a dog." "Don't call him that." "minor traffic delay on the GWB." " What's all this?" " Hiring a new office manager." "please call me." "I'm a fun-loving 35 year old looking for a good time with a good company." "these are hopeless." " Hyder." "I need your help." "South Indians." "Hasmukh." "They're the brains behind all the big tech companies." "I need you to take care of Bobby for a couple of days." "that's why you asked me here." "Where's Dimple?" "Is everything okay with you two?" "She's fine." "She just needs to be alone for a couple of days." "Alone?" "You two are still sharing the same bed?" "she just needs time to... paint." "Where's Bobby?" "I need to give him his medication." "Hasmukh took Bobby for the day." "With Hasmukh?" "Alone" "Does he even know how to walk him?" "okay?" "He needs to bond with Bobby also." "let me paint now." "Lemont." "our merchandise is depleted." "everything is gone." "a step ahead of you." "A list of all the garage sales in the Tri-State area." "Nicely done." "Hasmukh is interested in the pet service idea." "2016." "but we'll add him to the email list." "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "okay." "Thank you Lemont." "actually." "All right..." "Lemont has searched this five mile radius right here." "And so far he has found zero animal sightings." "how am I going to look Dimple in the eye?" "he loves that dog." "okay?" "We just need more time. and that this would be good practice for her." "They'll never believe that." "Mr. CEO?" "why don't you find some decent workers for this place?" "I'll take care of the rest." "Balan..." "Sree-ram-akrishnan." "From Chennai." "hey." " Hey." " You're home." " I am home." "How's Bobby doing with Hyder and Samantha?" "she's just taking him for a test drive." "You know she wants a dog." "Are you ready for this?" "yeah." "then it hit me." "Woman's Best Friend." "Oh." "Wow." "you know?" "I haven't felt this creative in a long time." "It's mentally exhausting." "you know." "it's so... creative." "today when you took Bobby you showed me so much love" "Mm." "This is my love back to you." "You've got a really good eye there." "That's a beautiful design." "And it's a steal for $20." "I'll give you $2.50." "$2.50?" "My departed wife bought that on our last trip." "You could put it in your office." "no." " Yes!" "I couldn't." "The staff... would not appreciate it." "you know?" "baby." "When is that Hyder going to bring Bobby back?" "couple of days?" "A couple of days?" "He needs his medication." "Wow!" "Incredible..." "It's me." "Thank you Hasmukh for letting me borrow your dog like we planned." "Samantha loved him." "Don't overdo it." "We have a saying in Lebanese." "the dog goes to defecate." "Where did you find him?" "yeah." "Caught him in the corner of my eye while handling an important business transaction." "I missed you so much!" "you ask me." "Not this guy." "I understand none of that." "thank you so much for finding Bobby." "You literally saved my life." "This is not Bobby." "I called the police department." "We put posters up everywhere." "Tell Papaji not to worry." "We will find Bobby." "I promise." "Papa hasn't spoken a word all day." "He thinks you took Bobby to the dog shelter and are covering up your trails." "Hyder took that dog by mistake." "You've got to believe me." "They neighbors came over and filed a police report for dog-napping." "We officially have a police record now." "I have my whole team working on finding Bobby as we speak." "it's priority number one." "Don't cry." "I miss him too." "I even hung up his painting in my office just like you wanted me to." "I know I saw it." "Looks good." "I have to go now." "I..." "I... huh?" "bye." "Oh." "come in." "Take a seat." "just a little..." " Family problems?" "Yeah..." "We had a cat named Kishore." "Walked out of our house one day." "he came back just like that." "They always come back." "Look what I sketched for you" "I can't get my mind off him." "I'm just going to go make some more." "She can stay calm by painting." "What can I do?" "I don't have my dog and my wife is brainwashed by those Hare Brahma people." "I have nothing." "please get the stuff for the prayer." "sir." "you look like a good man." "And this dog look good too." "sir." "Balan." "Sree-ram-akrishan." "sir." "Sree-ram-akrishan." "sir." "Sreeramakrishan." "good. MS Paint... very good." "do you have any Citrus experience?" "C..." "Citrus?" "2.0?" "I... in college." "Great." "You're going to be doing more office management and clerical work." "But it's good that you know it." "We're currently implementing Citrus 2.0 but have full capacity when 3.0 launches." " Capacity." " Mm. we dominate the industry." "yes." "Balan." " I don't tell many people this." " No?" "But the president of Citrus is a very close personal friend of mine." " Personal..." " Mm-hmm." "We've gotten many awards from their company." "here." "I see it." "Balan. my family shipped me off to a boarding school in New Zealand." " Tch-tch-tch." " New Zealand." "That god-forsaken dive at the bottom of the world." "Gee..." "Can you imagine it?" "I was so lonely." "Wandering the streets looking for any friends I could." "So far away from loved ones." "But it made me a man." "sir." "This is the closest thing to a Segway we're going to get." "I'm about to bust a sick wheelie." "I'm up next." " You're gonna be so..." "Balan." "your father is from the south?" "sir." "And your mother?" "Chen..." "Chennai." "good." " Good." " Yes." "do you have a car in good working condition?" "Bus #188 from my house to here only $2.25." "But for $25 I get monthly pass." "Well..." "Balan... congratulations." "Thank you." "Thank you sir." "there's only one thing I ask of all my employees. but what you can do..." "Oh my God!" "I'm okay." "Oh no." "I think the problem is it's broken." "This is definitely a workers comp situation." "What the hell is this?" "nothing Jijaji." "meet Balan." "Balan has just been appointed our new office manager." "It is with pleasure." "Jijaji..." "I thought I was going to be the office manager after I finished my internship." "all right." "Haven't I seen you somewhere...?" "The bus depot?" "No?" "Laundromat?" "Balan is from Chennai." "I am very excited in working with you all in implementing the circus." " Citrus." " Citrus." "but that's great Balan." "We'll see you bright and early next week." "I..." "I'll see you next week." "all right." "I thought the whole point was to make the company more diverse." "It's getting harder and harder to sell the whole "All-American" company concept." "I know I've seen him." "Not all south Indians look the same." "a statement like that could land us in a lawsuit." "If we had an H.R. department." "Mookie?" "I don't..." "I don't think he's all there." "I think he's a little bit bagoof." "What the hell are you talking about?" "He's tip top!" "That is not an exit." "it's that way out." "ta-ta." "What?" "What?" "Check it out." "It's a painting." "it's probably from there." "what are you doing by my car Balan?" "I was just..." "Bobby!" "oh. and I picked him up and he bit me." "Very strong bite for a little dog." "I..." "I can't believe it." "Oh it's nothing really." "We've been looking for him for..." "for so long." "I can't believe it." "don't mention it." "sir." "My bus is leaving." "Balan." "sir." "I am with you." "Bobby?" "!" "Bobby!" "I told you." "Everything ends well in the end!" "Thank you Lord!" "So you're saying this is something of an investment." "it's like buying a house really." "she loves art." "Do you take credit card?"