"[Rock music]" "Everybody loves Geordie Way ay!" "Party!" "Party!" "Party!" "Guys are ripped!" "Girls are getting with a badger!" "Bring it on!" "[rewind noise]" "[Rock music]" "As soon as I walked through that door and seen Vicky," "I know what's going to happen." "Vicky, you're a daft [beep]." "[Beep] you, Jay!" "[Yelling]" "I would never, ever expect someone I cared about to be such a horrible, callous bastard and that's all he is!" "This has been the most amazing experience of me whole, entire life!" "[whispering] We're a family." "[rewind noise]" "Geordie Shore has got a hold of me." "Bosh!" "Yeah." "I wanta find some slacks." "I think James would pull 'em in a minute." "He's just like "I'm a pulling, I'm a pulling."" "I had five nights in a row where all I dreamt about was, like, having sex with James." "This villa is like a war zone, boys against the girls." "[laughter]" "Charlotte and Gary, they're like Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo was a twat." "Get me away from Gaz!" "He's doing me heading." "I will get her again; it's what I do." "[rewind noise]" "Bang!" "We're back in Newcastle!" "I've left Geordie Shore." "I need to, maybe settle down, maybe find love." "So it's gotta be a new boy coming in." "It's all around Newcastle." "The leaves are all changing, but the lads haven't." "They're still [beep]." "This time, watch out boys, Holly's going to bang." "Can't wait for Geordie Shore;" "it's going to be absolutely mint!" "[retching]" "Let the party begin!" "God help the family!" "[music]" "I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge." "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I'm fake." "I'm flirty." "And I've got double F's." "I also have a degree in pulling women." "I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack." "The hardest thing to do is do my hair." "I could talk the back legs off a donkey." "[music]" "At the minute, I'm looking hot." "I'm hitting the gym." "I'm toned." "I got me eyebrows done." "I've got me tan." "Bring on Geordie Shore!" "Ahh!" "You didn't expect me back?" "[Laughter]" "Everything about being in that group." "It's me home and I cannot wait to get back in there." "Get in there!" "Get in there!" "How's your nose?" "Do you got your stuff or not?" "I've been doing a lot of banging in my time off." "If there is a decent-looking lass, I wouldn't mind getting me-self involved with her." "I know the last one didn't work out with Vicky, but [bleep] it." "No unprotected sex or else." "[laughter]" "No illegitimate children here, or else granddad will cheerfully strangle you." "I know." "Only worrying thing to me is me and Charlotte." "I mean there is a lot more feelings there this time." "With having said that, son, all the best." "We'll miss you." "Cheers." "At some point, something always brings us back together." "And that's what is the worrying thing about going back in there." "What the hell is gonna happen?" "[Laughter] [music]" "I've now got a boyfriend, so I'd probably rather eat glass than neck on with anybody in the house." "Me and Dan's relationship is pretty unshakeable." "Harder than most tough kitchen surfaces." "I'm gonna miss you too." "I won't." "I won't." "My relationship with Dan is nothing like the way me and Jay behaved." "Since that I've really settled down and found what I want in a guy and that is Dan." "Okay." "We are back in Newcastle, back in our playground." "It's just going to be insane." "But, with Greg, the only nice guy gone, it's just abundantly clear that we are going to end up with another right it up belland in his place." "[music]" "I can't wait to go on the Geordie Show." "Them lads and lasses ain't going to know what's hit them." "I am off with [bleep] dith." "All the girls are gonna feel intimidated by me." "I'm better looking than them." "I've got better kraic than them." "Oh, my, you can see me nipple on there." "And the lads are just going to love us and the are just going to hate it." "What if he tries it here?" "Well, I am just going to see how it goes." "Do you think he's nice?" "Mmhhmm." "Do you?" "Yeah, I think he's a bit orange." "I make everyone on the Geordie show look [beep] boring." "[music]" "I'm really looking forward to be part of the Geordie Show family." "Me and my housemates getting some partyin' and boozin' going on." "Remember, wear a condom." "I don't want no babies, right, not until you are at least 35." "I love my mom to bits." "She is absolutely everything to me." "Come here." "Yep." "I'll see you later." "[muah sound]" "Don't worry, Mom." "[music]" "Got the looks, got the charm." "Bye, son." "Everything comes to me so easily." "It just works." "I actually haven't even got time for this." "I mean just going to get a [beep] drink down me neck." "Pop the champagne!" "Sophie's got a boyfriend." "Put a ring on it and bring it on!" "I've got chlamydia, probably give him chlamydia." "This is going to make me faithful, right?" "This time around you're going to see a new approach." "Shit." "Fuck." "It's totally fucked." "I'm going to be faithful and I'm going to give it me all." "You know better- [yelling] I know, ma." "Chlamydia!" "And, no "Please look at my vagina."" "No vagina." "No vagina." "No sex." "Yeah, no sex." "Words cannot describe how excited I am, but trust me" "I am shitting myself." "[music]" "This time around on "Geordie Shore,"" "I've decided to go for a new look." "Slicked me hair over." "Hopefully, I'll have a bit more luck with ladies this time." "My main goal on a night out is to bang a bit." "I just want to have a good time." "I want to get [inaudible]." "I'm not like Gaz and Jade." "The sort of girls I go for take a bit more craft because they are not as easy as the little sloppy seconds that they get with." "Let's do it." "I've got to know Holly a bit there." "I think she's sound, you know what I am, she's all right." "I've just got to watch the way I look at here because I catch my having dreams about having sex with her again." "[music]" "Honestly, I've come so far." "Like, I grew as a person." "I only wear one pair of eyelashes now." "I used to wear nine." "[music]" "Hi!" "James hasn't even managed bang yet." "Newcastle first time, didn't bang." "Magaluf, didn't bang." "Hello?" "Do I need a fucking sign?" "I will have sex with you." "And I'm very good at it." "What the fuck's his problem?" "I can't sit down in this dress." "It's going to pop!" "[music] [laughter]" "This time I want to build bridges with the girls." "I want to get to know them a bit better." "They'd make good wing women, wouldn't they?" "Imagine talking to a bird, and then they come over and" ""Well, he's a dead nice lad James, isn't he?"" "Get in." "[music] [music] [seagulls culling]" "This time we're going into "Geordie Shore" as a family." "No playing any Mr. or Mrs. Nice Guy anymore." "I predict a riot." "[calling out] Hello?" "The house is absolutely immense." "This is absolutely amazing." "It's all open." "There is no where to hide in this one." "You can't even fucking fart in this place because everyone's going to hear you." "It's fucking unreal!" "Oh, well, I like this room!" "[Music]" "Outside: hot tub, shag pad." "Great!" "I'm loving it!" "This would probably be the easiest." "So I think, all right, there's two beds here." "Should I just have me own space this time?" "Obviously, I've got a boyfriend." "I can hide n the corner, so I can play with meself with me vibrator." "Get me suitcase!" "That's it." "[yelling] Back on the drum saw, bitch!" "Woo!" "[music]" "So going back to Magaluf, Gary said he liked this." "Bullshit lies." "And then I started seeing someone, but then that kind of ended, so I supposed I'm single like?" "The Gary thing, I think you need to leave that behind." "You've already done that." "Yeah, I don't like Gary anymore." "Right." "I just need to say "Gary, stay back!"" "No more going to Gary with that big willy, I'm sick of it." "I just want to say that it was a tiny willy, because now" "I'm hitting willies everywhere." "I promise, if I do..." "No, you won't." "No, no, I won't, but if I do, I'll do all the ironing for a year." "You cannot iron." "[music] [chatter]" "Going into Charlotte's mom and dad's house, they know that you've been banging their daughter;" "it is a very, very awkward situation." "You know, you've been there, we don't have to do it again, even when we're drunk." "And I can hear ya know, Gary and my mom having a conversation." "She's warning there's got to be no bed hopping, we've got to just be friends." "I felt really embarrassed." "My mom was being really embarrassing." "'Cause, you know, you've been quite attracted to each other at the wrong times." "[music]" "Woo!" "Oh my God!" "Hi Vicky!" "How are you?" "I am so excited to be back on "Geordie Shore."" "The house is incredible!" "I've been here by myself!" "So you have your own room?" "Do you like it?" "It's incredible." "The only person with a boyfriend who is going to enjoy being with me is Vicky." "Is this the chastity room?" "This is the gossip room." "This is where like, no boys are allowed." "So you know what I bought, Vicky?" "What you bought a chastity belt?" "No, no, even better." "Come on then!" "[yelling] Don't, you fucking bitch!" "Vicky, this is for me and you." "Put it away." "You can lend it you know." "Put it away, you scruffy bitch!" "[music]" "I'm so excited about whose coming next!" "It's going to be a boy." "[car pulling up]" "I hope it's not James." "I can't handle it being James." "I don't know who it is." "I'm so excited to get to Geordie Shore." "Me and my housemates get some partyin' and boozin' going on." "[door open]" "Hi!" "Hi!" "It's a fucking new boy!" "Hi, I'm Ricci." "Hi, Ricci." "How are you?" "Hey, gorgeous!" "You all right?" "[laughter]" "When Ricci walked through the door," "I recognized him straight away." "He's a good looking lad." "He's a lovely lad as far as I know." "And I was pleased to see him." "Want a drink?" "Yeah, I could use one." "Vicky is a really good-looking girl." "No one's allowed to say no, definitely not." "A lot of feelings." "A little bit of Vicky." "She's a really good-looking firl." "So I'll have to see what happens." "[music] [chatter]" "This time around, I'm going to be an independent woman." "The bank has been demolished and in it's place is an independent woman's shop." "And if anyone comes in asking for a cash pint, the independent women who work there will smash their faces in." "I think if a new boy comes in, he's going to fancy Vicky." "[inaudible]" "No, she wouldn't." "She's not." "She's a wild thing when she's pissed, you know." "She's not." "She is." "I'll tell you." "Vicky pissed, she'd punch me." "No, no." "You never know." "It's five weeks." "Could she say dang because she loves him?" "You got a decent body." "That's all?" "Decent." "[laughter]" "Hoping to get a little preview." "You must do cardio." "Nice!" "You are definitely sleeping upstairs." "[laughter]" "Yeah, of course I am, you've got nice abs." "Obviously, she softened up to me straight away." "So hopefully we might see some romance, maybe." "Let's cut to the chase." "Oh my." "We're going to try to set you up with one of our housemates." "Oh?" "I'm not messing." "Who?" "Because we don't want to dole out the temptation of going around topless." "We couldn't handle it." "We got lads." "[inaudible]" "Ohhhh!" "Yeah, we'll be fucking changing that, like." "I'm going to get smashed and we're going to party!" "[music]" "Me and Ricci are good mates." "Honestly, I can't wait to start hanging out with him." "He's quite good looking, but he's not that tall." "He reminds us a bit of a smurf." "[music]" "We are back in Newcastle where we belong." "Let the party begin!" "[doorbell] [screaming] [music]" "I can't wait to get to Geordie show because the party doesn't start til I walk in." "There's nine beds." "There's nine seats at the table." "To me that means another person and it's going to be a girl." "And I know the girls are going to fucking hate it." "[laughter]" "For friends to steal her." "If I new lass walks through the door." "I'll see her, I'll greet her." "I'll be personable, I'll be very polite." "Me and Vicky are convinced that it's a girl and we're getting angry!" "I'm going to be loud constantly!" "Act up." "I'll creep up with grimy things on my face." "What's the worse that can happen?" "[music]" "So everyone's here, I'm thinking finally, thank fuck." "But there's nine beds?" "So I'm thinking nine beds, eight of us." "Is it a spare bed for shagging or is it going to be a new person?" "[music]" "And as soon as a girl walks through that door, the girls are going to fucking hate it." "Absolutely hate it." "[incoherent British yelling and chanting] [door opens] [yelling and chanting quiets]" "What the fuck?" "Oh my God." "Here comes in some fucking wannabe queen fucking bee!" "[music]" "For this girl to just come in, it's just fucked up." "When I walked in the door, I felt a little bit nervous, but I was like, right, I need to go around and speak to everyone." "Nice to meet you!" "Little perky tits are awesome!" "Everything is in perfect proportion." "The lads are just totally folding arms sounding back." "Hello." "I'm Rebecca!" "Wooo!" "Nice to meet you!" "You can tell Vicky was going to be funny about it." "Straight away, she's got an attitude and it's literally palpable." "There was no need for her to say that at all." "She totally banged her water and jealous." "Stop it!" "[yelling]" "You don't really want to see that on the first night with the girls." "[music]" "Straight away, I was just irritated by her." "He comes bowling through the front door like fuckin' William" "Large Penis, expecting everybody's attention." "You don't do that!" "Fuckin' yes." "She's pretty." "She's got long, dark hair, a lovely figure." "I think we are feeling a bit intimidated." "Do you know who she looks like?" "She looks like Nancy Delalio on crack!" "Ha!" "When she was walking around, the girls just got up and walked to the bedroom." "To me, that's just ignorant, rude." "Is there a red light?" "I love red." "I think Gaz is a really nice lad." "A shag pad." "And he's made us feel really welcome, like showed us about and tell not worry about anything." "Keep you warm." "You'll keep me warm?" "He's very flirtatious!" "He'd flirt with the sink." "Is everything all right?" "Yeah." "[music]" "Because it seems to me like a problem." "I couldn't care less." "The next thing we know, Rebecca says something to Vicky." "You don't surprise me whatsoever." "I'm telling you right now, she had a bad attitude." "Everyone saw it straight away." "[incoherent British yelling]" "Stop embarrassing yourself." "I'm not going to lick her ass, no way." "Oh that's right, get all the lad's attentions." "[incoherent British yelling]" "I'm thinking, oh shit, she's not backing down at all." "And if anything, she has been much." "She fucking started on me;" "I'm not going to lie." "Vicky didn't expect that because she's used to the girls licking up her ass." "But this bird sure just told her how it was, and she just backed off." "[chatter]" "I fucking love you, like..." "Just thinking no, not really." "To be fair, she's like a strong, little thing and she didn't really give a fuck." "[acoustic music]" "Oh thanks, Ricci... [laugher]" "So Vicky is arguing and the next minute, she's kissing, but then carrying on the argument and then snogging again." "What the fuck?" "Welcome back to Geordie Shore." "[laughter]" "Hi Ricci, I was here first and all." "I'm not being funny, yeah right, but deep down there is some kind of ickiness going on." "Ricci, Vicky." "She's 18!" "18." "Are you fucking..." "I've got toenails older than you." "It was nice of Ricci to kind of be there for us." "He's got a nice tan." "Got a nice body." "He's really nice, yeah?" "I'm definitely not going to be getting with anybody else or anything like that." "Like, I love me boyfriend to bits." "He's a dead, nice guy and I could never hurt him, like, intentionally." "[chatter]" "Well, see what I mean, you have to walk away." "I said, Vicky, I said, what's your problem, straightaway." "'Cause I knew her face was just like twist and was just the kind of face to be slapped off." "[inaudbible]" "Well, that's because that's the way I am." "I'm not going to change..." "It's lovely." "She is really, really irritating." "Really annoying." "She's like thrush." "Why?" "Right." "As soon as she walked in." "The peacemaker that I am I tried going to have a word with Vicky." "She blanks." "So I go and speak to Rebecca." "Why don't they just go in the hot tub the rest of the night and say, chill out, and just fucking piss about in that." "Really?" "Really!" "[laughter] [music]" "First night, obviously going to be hot tub." "Everyone's all good." "So I'm like, everyone get your clothes on, we're hitting the hot tub." "We're drinking." "We're laughing." "Everyone's kissing on." "Rebecca's in a little bikini." "[yelling]" "Rebecca, she had like a bikini on and a body, I was just like, what the fuck?" "Just like slim, pert tits just sit there and just look at you." "It's just like honestly, fucking, really good looking." "Me?" "I'm starting to like Jay." "We're like two peas in a pod." "[laughter] [yelling]" "Where the vodka?" "[yelling]" "Me and Gary have a special friendship, like the friendship of two small otters sharing a log." "I did think that it would take at least a couple weeks for that to happen." "There'd be an accident." "It was just like history, it didn't take long." "She had her hand on me shorts, grabbed me dick." "[music]" "And I got left in the bloody hot tub with them, didn't I." "I'm trying to get someone to get me top and I'm just standing there and I'm like, oh, I feel awkward now." "[music]" "You moved in with me." "I moved in a room with Holly and, maybe she might be thinking in her head that I actually like her or something because" "I picked the same room as her." "We look out the bedroom window and, to our surprise, it looks like they're having sex." "And we thought, nah, they're just messing on." "And I looked and Charlotte wasn't laughing," "Gary wasn't laughing." "This was serious." "I'm, like, sure you can drown yourself and cause some problem up there by having sex in water." "I honestly, I think now, that everything is going to be all good with everyone." "Yeah." "Vicky, can I speak to you?" "Just by yourself, just me and you please." "I'll put the pot of noodles on." "Boom!" "There's hell on!" "[incoherent yelling]" "There's swearing!" "There's shouting!" "There's bitching!" "There's "you did this," "you didn't do that," "you this,"" ""you that"... [yelling] You are nothing but a stupid slut!" "[Yelling]" "I'm thinking, yeah love, I don't care what your name is or where you're from, but you've got some fucking front." "[singing]" "I like Jay." "I think he's my knight and shining armor." "He looks after us." "I wouldn't mind being the first lad to, like, get with Rebecca, but, like, I think it will take a bit graft." "[inaudible] [music]" "I was so bored and I'd had so much Redbull and I just wasn't tired." "[laughter]" "What could I do, like, Rebecca and Jay were in bed together," "Gary and Charlotte were in bed together..." "Just going to dive on James and see what happens!" "[laughter]" "James?" "Come on!" "Just bang me, bang me!" "I am here." "It's on a plate!" "Just do it!" "I've got a girlfriend." "Are you going to kick me out of your bed?" "I have a girlfriend." "Blatant lie." "Who's your girlfriend?" "I can't..." "And very quickly, I've got cushion for the pushin'." "[laughter]" "James, you broke my heart." "I'm sorry, I've got a girlfriend." "You broke my heart and I'm going to cry." "I tried so hard!" "It's just never going to happen." "[music]" "Hey look!" "[water splash]" "I get in the hot tub and that little shed, whatever it is, is just next to it... [music]" "So someone soaking wet just got out of there and just walked in to the fucker." "[music]" "I promised my mom that I wouldn't make her cry, that I wouldn't get on with when I'm drunk, and fucking two hours later, I'm fuckin' in bed with her." "[laughter]" "Sorry, mom." "Oh my God!" "It means that I'm going to have to do the ironing for a year and" "I don't even know how to iron." "If this is the first night, God knows what's going to happen over the next six weeks." "[music]" "It's the first night on Geordie Shore and I've woke up and I think, fuck, not again." "I can't help myself because I've got no willpower and I'm not strong." "I'm a weak, weak girl." "Do not leave me and Charlotte pissed in a hottub!" "On the first night, that was a bad move." "[groaning] [music] [doorbell] [music]" "Hello?" "Hello!" "My dear, how are you?" "Good to see you again." "Welcome back, everybody!" "I'm surprised to see Anna again, like," "I'm surprised she wanted us to work for her again, especially the way we did last time." "Gather round the table, everybody!" "You're going to be working again for me." "Bosh, we will have diversified a bit, hence the spray tanning." "Spray tanning?" "I mean, I get them." "I put false tanner on, but like I would never be able to give anyone a spray tan." "If it looked uneven, I'd feel terrible because if it was I'd go ballistic, if someone made me look shit." "Does anyone know how to spray tan?" "Little bit." "We're going to pair up today and have a little go of it." "Sophie, I'd like you to head it up." "Get in!" "Spray tan, right up my street!" "I'm loving this." "I'm a fucking professional at this [beep]." "Whose going to go first?" "Cause we need to get this show on the road." "Paper knickers." "Paper knickers." "[laughter]" "It's kind of like against the law not to have a tan in Newcastle." "If your pale, you're see through." "You can put the paper pants on, nothing else but the paper pants and come back down." "I don't even know what I'm doing." "I feel like I am going to come out like a zebra...stripey." "Your partner should put some Vaseline on your nails." "[laughter]" "And on your elbows and your knees." "[machine whirring] [girls wooing]" "There's got to be something wrong with him!" "Gary's thing can't even fit in his paper knickers." "The way I feel right now, I've got no desire to speak to Rebecca." "That's the first time I've said it's name because she's made no effort with me." "[machine spraying]" "Rebecca's looking at me, like, I wouldn't mind getting a bit of that." "[cheering]" "[Machine whirring]" "And then the lads thought it would be hilarious just to start, like trying to take the piss." "Given there is like 30 coats on me face." "He went from white to black in a matter of seconds." "Go have a look!" "I can't wait to start painting the town orange!" "[music]" "First big night out is a serious." "Everything has to be done perfectly." "We have to time ourselves with militarty precision here." "We need to prepare ourselves." "Get our eyelashes on, hair extensions in, fake tan on, look the bomb!" "[music]" "I can see your belland!" "I can see it!" "Poke me in the face!" "It fucking poked me in the eye." "The lads as well, the lads are walking out taking as long as we are." "Don't turn around I can't handle it." "Ohhh." "Hey he's a flirting again." "I'm not gonna say anything anymore because any time" "I say anything nice to him I get accused of flirting." "When you're a Geordie and you're getting ready you do put a little effort in." "So like for me that is getting a shower, that is getting tan, that is putting bronzer on." "Do you like that or not?" "Or is that too much?" "No, that's nice." "It is doing your hair perfectly." "It is picking the best outfit." "But it's worth it 'cause I will pull." "Once you're in for the night, like..." "Literally go out and just bang the shit out of someone." "Just anyone, you don't care." "No, no, a good looking..." "Just stick it in." "No, a good looking bird." "What happens if that fails?" "What, what will you do?" "Come back and bang Charlotte." "[laughter]" "Oh my God, you fucking prick." "[singing, chanting, and singing] [club music] [club music]" "In Bijou having a wicked time, everyone looking good." "It's gonna be a really good night." "That long bird knew Jay straight away." "In with Rebecca in the dufe, I hope he fucking bangs her." "Me and Jay were having a chat." "I've got me love goggles on." "Half." "[music] [cheering]" "We're all enjoying ourselves, we're all together, minus one." "[music] 12 hours and he's on the pole already." "He's a machine." "I just expect it." "I would be shocked if he didn't pull tonight." "But it still makes us feel a bit jealous." "[music]" "We always tell ourselves when we see the guy we like kissing someone else that we're gonna hold our heads high and keep our dignity and just have a good time with the girls." "You know what we really do?" "We drown our sorrows." "[music]" "We're having a wicked time." "There's Charlotte, absolutely blitzed, not knowing what she's doing with herself." "So I thought I'd grab her, take her home and look after her, and that's exactly what I did." "It's a turn for the books that late." "We're not used to behavior like that." "He really is like a cut above the rest." "I'm in the club and Becca's all over this." "I'm definitely in here." "Taxi!" "I'll wake up tomorrow and I'll be like, yeah Vicky, come on, we'll speak." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "She wouldn't do that with me." "On the taxi ride home me and Jay talked on the way home about Vicky." "She... [music]" "It's a bit blurry, but I'm pretty sure we kissed." "[music]" "She won't like the idea of that, I'll stand rue." "She's a mare." "Rebecca's banging on about Vicky." "I can't get her to shut up and even necking on her that isn't working." "Fuck it." "Do you know what I mean?" "I'll.." "Honestly, forget it, man." "We're in the taxi with Gaz and this girl." "Shock, he's bringing another girl back." "He hasn't even fucking slept in his own bed yet." "And everyone else here is just not right." "[music]" "All I've gotta do now is get her from the front door, in the garden, in the fuck hut, without anyone starting an argument." "Stand out." "Sit on my bed." "I'll sit on your bed." "Do you want to share the burger?" "She was like, a shed?" "I was like, just trust us on this one." "I'm fucking freezing." "I'm getting in under the sheets." "If I start having a drink then people start talking about where she was from and her name and bla bla bla." "It's hours wasted and you could end up not getting her in there." "She's actually here on a weekend so what I said, the first night we'd just spoon and then she would come back again and" "I would bang her that night." "So she was like oh yeah so we're just gonna go back and spoon tonight." "No, no, no." "Spooning always leads to fucking." "Job done." "Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it." "So I go outside with Holly to have a chat, and I click," "Gary is still with that girl." "He's took the pony to the stable and he's fading it like there's no tomorrow and I'm so angry." "[yells and throws a bottle]" "I'm so upset that I got me self in this situation again." "I do feel bad, Charlotte does get upset, but she does keep coming back and she knows what's gonna happen that next day." "But I think this time it probably has gone a bit too far." "[music] [sobbing]" "Charlotte's really upset." "She's really unhappy so I'm just trying to like calm her down." "[telling her jokes]" "Just save her pikas and then she'll not cry or just like accept it 'cause that's what he does." "I think Jay would like me in that fuck hut." "I think he likes classy girls." "Look at this, I'm classy." "[music]" "I'm so fucked off at Gary and to be honest," "I'm kind of fucking jealous." "That's why I was dreading getting the bird out." "I wanted to like get her out before anyone was in the living room." "[living room chatter]" "Charlotte was pissed off." "But it was her fault." "If she wouldn't of gotten that pissed, I would have ended up going back with her." "It's solid in her drinking habits." "She's just been Gaz'd." "She's just been nailed and bailed." "Smashed and nashed." "[laughter] [phone rings]" "Hello?" "Hi, good morning, it's Anna." "Who am I speaking to?" "It's Vicky." "Our job to stay in the house this time is more spray tanning." "Turns out I've gotta go and fucking graft for" "Vicky today like." "I'm not looking forward to this at all." "I can't fucking stand her." "[music]" "We'll get there and I'll get the spray tan an absolute wirldy and I'll be over the moon." "[music]" "Oh, we're here." "James was thinking maybe it's a wirldy." "I'm a little bit more realistic." "Hello." "Fucking hell." "Hello." "I'm Vicky, nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, Alex." "I'm sorry, he's got his hands full." "I'm James, nice to meet you." "You're safe in James' capable hands." "[laughter]" "The minute James walked in she was wetter than an otter." "She wanted him." "I'm telling you." "You mean you want my teeth?" "I will wine and dine you I'm sure." "You want to go with the big bird?" "She was just getting bird." "I mean not only for having a shit spray tan from me and" "James, she's also a roly poly kissy grandma on the sly." "[laughter]" "All right Peg, come on get straight in this tent." "Oh my God." "[James chuckles]" "All right." "[machine turns on]" "I'm thinking oh my God, really Vicky?" "While you're down there James... [laughter]" "I love James, just cause he's relaxed a bit." "And he's making more of an effort with her and I like that." "That's all I ever wanted from James." "[machine turns on]" "Wanna lift me boobs up James?" "Gotta get me boobs as well." "You're a good waitress." "It's about time you did some work in here." "Go on." "I like you." "What does she want me to do?" "[living room chatter]" "They were fucking heavy as fuck." "I actually feel really sorry for him." "Not even when Holly was trying to get into him was he this uncomfortable." "Does that feel nice?" "Oh, wonderful." "Give me a kiss." "I don't wanna get tanner of course." "I want a kiss." "I'm sorry, I got, you're gonna get tannerless." "I want." "I want, come here." "She was so determined to get this kiss out with me geeze." "At the end it just felt right to get it over with." "Come here." "What the fuck?" "[laughter]" "Me too." "[laughter]" "So me and Vicky like, teamwork." "We had a laugh tonight, I think I could even possibly be mates with Vicky now." "She seems to have softened up a bit." "She's not so much of a psycho as she used to be." "[music] [laughter] [cheering]" "I am so fucking excited to hit Riverside." "[music] [music]" "I wasn't enjoying me self." "I felt like a lost puppy." "I didn't really know who to talk to." "Without being in the situation, why no one likes this." "I'm trying me hardest to not commit adultery, but I fancy him lots." "[music]" "Obviously it's my instinct when I'm in the club to pull but obviously the back of my mind I was always worried about" "Charlotte getting upset and doing it straight away after again." "Obviously me and Charlotte hadn't sorted things out the night before so we probably just picked the worst possible time ever to try and have a conversation." "It went from bad to worse." "I'm so annoyed." "I kiss Gary, and then Gary goes with someone else." "So I'm constantly losing." "Some things just never change." "Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out." "If some girl made out with you, I'd spit in her eyes." "You wouldn't Char." "You wouldn't." "No you wouldn't." "I would be so jealous." "It's one of them things that I don't think it's ever ever going to get sorted out." "The first few days has been an emotional roller coaster for us." "Holly's been like just reassuring us like everything will be all right, it will all blow over and things like that." "So I was being a good friend." "Get in the door." "[crashing sounds]" "Holly!" "Come back in." "Ow!" "We're like twins who love each other." "Do you want a drink?" "Yes." "Two more." "[vomit sounds]" "It was stinking, it smelled like broccoli and carrots and that." "But at least I've made friends with one of the girls." "Holly I can't." "What the fuck did I eat?" "Don't, honestly." "Unzip this." "Before you go on, unzip this." "Give me an example." "No, just do it." "All right, um..." "Then me skirt." "That's it." "And I just decided that it was going to be the night to speak to Vicky whether she liked it or not." "Yoo hoo." "Am I interrupting anything?" "No Ricci's taking my dress off." "I'll take my stuff off." "Can I have a little chat?" "Yeah sure." "Okay." "Get out Ricci, she's flirting with me." "I don't want to see anybody in this house deliberately ostracized or hurt, so when Rebecca finally did find the courage to come and speak to me and apologize, I was more than willing to let bygones be bygones and bury the hatchet." "I'm not gonna lie to you." "Mmm hmm." "I'm furious because you're an absolute ditzy, that's my short form for dafgund." "Oh yeah, I like it." "But I shouldn't agree address, but I feel real upset and really hurt that it's gone on as long as it has." "Mmm hmm." "[music]" "I'm over the moon that me and Vicky got a talk between me and I feel a little bit more comfortable." "I've came in and I've destroyed the family bond and I don't like it." "But I'm here to stay, so fuck it." "[music]" "When I came in, I felt really good." "Obviously get along with everyone." "Vicky took me straight away, made me feel just at home." "Oh my God." "What a nightmare." "That's not what I intend to do, break a relationship at all." "It's not only her fault, it's my fault as well." "But you can't help your feelings." "I thought cheating was black and white." "This isn't me just wanting to attach on, I'm must be feeling something for Ricci and that is cheating." "[Captions provided by US Captioning Company]"