"oh, the shark has oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear pretty teeth, dear pretty teeth, dear and he shows them and he shows them and he shows them pearly white pearly white pearly white just a jackknife" "just a jackknife just a jackknife has macheath, dear has macheath, dear andhekeepsit andhekeepsit out of sight out of sight out of sight when the shark bites when the shark bites when the shark bites through his victim" "through his victim through his victim scarlet spreads scarlet spreads scarlet spreads amongst the rain amongst the rain amongst the rain but white gloves wears but white gloves wears but white gloves wears our macheath, babe our macheath, babe" "our macheath, babe and the blood... and the blood... and the blood..." "David!" "David!" "David!" "David, we've got to go," "David, we've got to go," "David, we've got to go, asap, now!" "Come on!" "Asap, now!" "Come on!" "Asap, now!" "Come on!" "We've got to get over" "We've got to get over" "We've got to get over to daddy's!" "Right now!" "To daddy's!" "Right now!" "To daddy's!" "Right now!" "Let's go, now!" "Let's go, now!" "Let's go, now!" "Come on, we've got to go!" "Come on, we've got to go!" "Come on, we've got to go!" "Nah- did you bring all your" "Nah- did you bring all your" "Nah- did you bring all your papers?" "Got all your papers?" "Papers?" "Got all your papers?" "Papers?" "Got all your papers?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "David, we've got to take" "David, we've got to take" "David, we've got to take your truck." "Your truck." "Your truck." "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Come on, man." "Come on, man." "Come on, man." "Come on, lucky." "( imitating karl" "Childers from sling blade )" "Childers from sling blade ) well, I sure do like" "Well, I sure do like" "Well, I sure do like them french-fried potatoes." "Them french-fried potatoes." "Them french-fried potatoes." "Mm-hmm." "I like mine with" "Mm-hmm." "I like mine with" "Mm-hmm." "I like mine with a little mustard on 'em." "A little mustard on 'em." "I rented sling blade again" "I rented sling blade again last night on dvd." "Last night on dvd." "Last night on dvd." "Tell you what, that" "Tell you what, that" "Tell you what, that billy bob thornton" "Billy bob thornton" "Billy bob thornton is the real deal, ain't he?" "Is the real deal, ain't he?" "Is the real deal, ain't he?" "Huh?" "Ah, yeah." "Huh?" "Ah, yeah." "Huh?" "Ah, yeah." "Relax, david." "Relax, david." "Relax, david." "It'll be all right." "It'll be all right." "It'll be all right." "Aw, hell, you didn't" "Aw, hell, you didn't" "Aw, hell, you didn't get us in a damn mess." "Get us in a damn mess." "Get us in a damn mess." "No, I didn't." "Why we meetin'" "Why we meetin' at daddy's, anyway?" "At daddy's, anyway?" "At daddy's, anyway?" "Less conspicuous." "Less conspicuous." "Less conspicuous." "David, come on, let's go." "David, come on, let's go." "David, come on, let's go." "We got to go, now." "Come on." "What exactly does" "What exactly does this fellow do again?" "This fellow do again?" "This fellow do again?" "He's a financial" "He's a financial" "He's a financial consultant." "Consultant." "Consultant." "Well, has he got" "Well, has he got" "Well, has he got references or somethin'?" "References or somethin'?" "References or somethin'?" "Ain't that kind" "Ain't that kind" "Ain't that kind of business, david." "Of business, david." "Of business, david." "Well, how'd you hear" "Well, how'd you hear" "Well, how'd you hear about him, then?" "About him, then?" "About him, then?" "You know johnny vance," "You know johnny vance," "You know johnny vance, don't you?" "Don't you?" "Don't you?" "Yeah, I know johnny." "Yeah, I know johnny." "Yeah, I know johnny." "Lost his arm" "Lost his arm" "Lost his arm in a hay bailer accident." "In a hay bailer accident." "In a hay bailer accident." "Saved his farm," "Saved his farm," "Saved his farm, though." "Though." "Though." "Insurance money." "Now, from what" "Now, from what I understand, that's only" "I understand, that's only" "I understand, that's only one option." "One option." "One option." "( puttering engine" "( puttering engine" "( metal inside falls" "In the early" "In the early 1900s, with old-timey methods, 1900s, with old-timey methods," "1900s, with old-timey methods, farmers was losin' 30%" "Farmers was losin' 30%" "Farmers was losin' 30% of their crops" "Of their crops" "Of their crops to insects and disease." "To insects and disease." "To insects and disease." "Now, with your modern" "Now, with your modern" "Now, with your modern herbicides, pesticides," "Herbicides, pesticides," "Herbicides, pesticides, insecticides, what have you," "Insecticides, what have you," "Insecticides, what have you, they're losin' 30%." "Just facts" "Just facts and figures." "And figures." "And figures." "Well, I'll be damned." "Well, I'll be damned." "well, I'm, uh" "Well, I'm, uh" "Well, I'm, uh- I'm tommy o'dell," "I'm tommy o'dell," "I'm tommy o'dell, and this here's" "And this here's" "And this here's my brother david." "My brother david." "My brother david." "I'll know all" "I'll know all" "I'll know all about him soon enough," "About him soon enough," "About him soon enough, but right now I've just" "But right now I've just" "But right now I've just got one question." "Got one question." "Got one question." "What's that?" "What's that?" "What's that?" "Y'all got" "Y'all got" "Y'all got some cold beer?" "You ain't got" "You ain't got any pbr?" "Any pbr?" "Any pbr?" "No, sure don't." "No, sure don't." "No, sure don't." "You can tell" "You can tell" "You can tell a lot about a man" "A lot about a man" "A lot about a man by the kind of beer he drinks." "Now bring me" "Now bring me all your papers." "All your papers." "All your papers." "Papers?" "Papers?" "Papers?" "Deeds, titles," "Deeds, titles," "Deeds, titles, loans, insurance receipts," "Loans, insurance receipts," "Loans, insurance receipts, everything." "Everything." "Everything." "'nother one of these imports, 'nother one of these imports, 'nother one of these imports, if that's all you got." "take away 18..." "Take away 18..." "I've got a calculator," "I've got a calculator, if you need it." "If you need it." "If you need it." "Man who won't add" "Man who won't add" "Man who won't add his own numbers ain't much of" "His own numbers ain't much of" "His own numbers ain't much of a man in my book." "Who does" "Who does your books, son?" "Your books, son?" "Your books, son?" "My wife does." "My wife does." "My wife does." "You say your" "You say your" "You say your marriage is on a solid" "Marriage is on a solid" "Marriage is on a solid foundation?" "Foundation?" "Foundation?" "Yeah." "Why?" "Yeah." "Why?" "Yeah." "Why?" "That's" "That's" "That's the thing about numbers." "The thing about numbers." "The thing about numbers." "They either add up" "They either add up" "They either add up or they don't." "Or they don't." "Or they don't." "I'll take a shot of bourbon," "I'll take a shot of bourbon," "I'll take a shot of bourbon, if you've got it." "You goin' to work" "You goin' to work today?" "Today?" "Today?" "Get done with" "Get done with" "Get done with this meetin' in time, I am." "This meeting' in time, I am." "This meeting' in time, I am." "Boy, that son of a gun" "Boy, that son of a gun" "Boy, that son of a gun can drink some beer." "Can drink some beer." "Can drink some beer." "Doesn't hurt his" "Doesn't hurt his" "Doesn't hurt his figure none, now, does it?" "Figure none, now, does it?" "Figure none, now, does it?" "He sure asks a lot" "He sure asks a lot" "He sure asks a lot of personal questions." "Of personal questions." "Of personal questions." "Well, he's" "Well, he's" "Well, he's an accountant, david." "An accountant, david." "An accountant, david." "I don't know, maybe..." "I don't know, maybe..." "I don't know, maybe..." "Maybe this isn't such" "Maybe this isn't such" "Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all." "A good idea after all." "A good idea after all." "Why?" "New bank manager" "Why?" "New bank manager" "Why?" "New bank manager start returnin'" "Start returnin'" "Start returnin' your phone calls?" "Damn farm" "Damn farm corporation." "It's just" "Corporation." "It's just" "Corporation." "It's just squeezing' us all out." "Carpetbaggers." "Carpetbaggers." "Do what?" "Do what?" "Do what?" "Corporations." "Corporations." "Corporations." "Modern-day carpetbaggers." "Modern-day carpetbaggers." "Modern-day carpetbaggers." "That's what this fellow said." "That's what this fellow said." "That's what this fellow said." "Said they sweeping' over" "Said they sweeping' over" "Said they sweeping' over the country like a swarm" "The country like a swarm" "The country like a swarm of locusts." "Now, I tell you" "Of locusts." "Now, I tell you" "Of locusts." "Now, I tell you what, david, I think this" "What, david, I think this" "What, david, I think this old boy's gonna help us out." "Old boy's gonna help us out." "Old boy's gonna help us out." "Besides, it probably ain't" "Besides, it probably ain't" "Besides, it probably ain't as bad as you think, anyway." "As bad as you think, anyway." "As bad as you think, anyway." "You better have" "You better have" "You better have you a shot of this here bourbon," "You a shot of this here bourbon," "You a shot of this here bourbon, david." "David." "David." "Why is that?" "Why is that?" "Why is that?" "It don't" "It don't" "It don't look good." "It's doable," "Look good." "It's doable," "Look good." "It's doable, but it ain't gonna be purdy." "But it ain't gonna be purdy." "But it ain't gonna be purdy." "You owe $277,452," "You owe $277,452," "You owe $277,452, rounded off to the nearest zero." "Rounded off to the nearest zero." "Rounded off to the nearest zero." "You go into default on your" "You go into default on your" "You go into default on your second mortgage on the 15th" "Second mortgage on the 15th" "Second mortgage on the 15th- Second mortgage?" "Second mortgage?" "Second mortgage?" "On what?" "On what?" "On what?" "On the farm." "On the farm." "On the farm." "You are kidding' me," "You are kidding' me," "You are kidding' me, right?" "Right?" "Right?" "You can't give" "You can't give" "You can't give chickens and hogs away" "Chickens and hogs away" "Chickens and hogs away right now, tommy." "Right now, tommy." "Right now, tommy." "I told you to" "I told you to" "I told you to diversify, didn't I?" "Diversify, didn't I?" "Diversify, didn't I?" "I told you to diversify!" "I told you to diversify!" "I told you to diversify!" "I ain't raisin'" "I ain't raisin'" "I ain't raisin' no damn llamas." "No damn llamas." "No damn llamas." "No!" "You gonna sit here" "No!" "You gonna sit here" "No!" "You gonna sit here in this house full of ghosts," "In this house full of ghosts," "In this house full of ghosts, reading' them diaries of dead" "Readin' them diaries of dead" "Readin' them diaries of dead o'dells, dreaming' about" "O'dells, dreaming' about" "O'dells, dreaming' about the good old days!" "The good old days!" "The good old days!" "Look, daddy give me" "Look, daddy give me" "Look, daddy give me the farm, not you." "The farm, not you." "The farm, not you." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "And that old fool was as stupid" "And that old fool was as stupid" "And that old fool was as stupid as you are, too, wasn't he?" "As you are, too, wasn't he?" "As you are, too, wasn't he?" "Wha'd you say?" "Wha'd you say?" "Wha'd you say?" "You heard me." "You heard me." "You heard me." "Listen, you'd better" "Listen, you'd better" "Listen, you'd better shut up about daddy, or I'll" "Shut up about daddy, or I'll" "Shut up about daddy, or I'll- Or what?" "Or what?" "Or what?" "What you gonna do?" "What you gonna do?" "What you gonna do?" "Nice family." "Nice family." "Nice family." "What?" "Yeah." "Yeah, they are." "Yeah." "Yeah, they are." "Your wife got" "Your wife got" "Your wife got a beauty mark on her left titty," "A beauty mark on her left titty," "A beauty mark on her left titty, looks like a second nipple?" "Looks like a second nipple?" "Looks like a second nipple?" "I mean, in the dim light?" "I mean, in the dim light?" "I mean, in the dim light?" "How'd you know that?" "How'd you know that?" "How'd you know that?" "For real, david?" "For real, david?" "For real, david?" "She know" "She know" "She know I'm here?" "I'm here?" "I'm here?" "N-no." "N-no." "N-no." "No, she don't." "No, she don't." "No, she don't." "Good." "Good." "Good." "Now, next order of business" "Now, next order of business" "Now, next order of business- Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." "I want to know how you know" "I want to know how you know" "I want to know how you know my wife's got a beauty mark" "My wife's got a beauty mark" "My wife's got a beauty mark on her left titty." "On her left titty." "On her left titty." "Medical records." "Medical records." "Medical records." "All in knowing' the codes." "All in knowing' the codes." "All in knowing' the codes." "Breast exam in November" "Breast exam in November" "Breast exam in November of last year" "Of last year" "Of last year with detailed descriptions." "With detailed descriptions." "With detailed descriptions." "That, coupled with repeated" "That, coupled with repeated" "That, coupled with repeated purchases of porcelana" "Purchases of porcelana" "Purchases of porcelana fading' cream." "Fadin' cream." "Fadin' cream." "Just a matter of puttin'" "Just a matter of puttin'" "Just a matter of puttin' two and two together." "Two and two together." "Two and two together." "Damn, he's good," "Damn, he's good," "Damn, he's good, ain't he?" "Ain't he?" "Ain't he?" "Have I got" "Have I got" "Have I got your attention now, david?" "Your attention now, david?" "Your attention now, david?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I guess you do." "I guess you do." "I guess you do." "Good." "Good." "Good." "You got some more cold beer?" "You got some more cold beer?" "You got some more cold beer?" "No, you drank 'em all." "No, you drank 'em all." "No, you drank 'em all." "Say again?" "Say again?" "Say again?" "I'm fresh out." "You want me" "You want me to go get some?" "Get a case" "Get a case of pbr." "Of pbr." "Of pbr." "Some pickled eggs," "Some pickled eggs," "Some pickled eggs, while you at it!" "While you at it!" "While you at it!" "Let's go take a look" "Let's go take a look" "Let's go take a look at your inventory, david." "And bring" "And bring that bottle of bourbon." "That bottle of bourbon." "That bottle of bourbon." "A fire?" "A fire?" "A fire?" "Once we get it" "Once we get it" "Once we get it started, this old wood ought" "Started, this old wood ought" "Started, this old wood ought to catch pretty good." "To catch pretty good." "To catch pretty good." "That's 25,000 down." "That's 25,000 down." "That's 25,000 down." "Wait." "Wait." "Wait." "I can't burn down the old" "I can't burn down the old" "I can't burn down the old home place for no $25,000." "Home place for no $25,000." "Home place for no $25,000." "Too late to add" "Too late to add" "Too late to add any more insurance to it." "Any more insurance to it." "Any more insurance to it." "No, I mean, I was" "No, I mean, I was" "No, I mean, I was plannin' on fixing' it up" "Plannin' on fixing' it up" "Plannin' on fixing' it up one day." "One day." "One day." "With what?" "With what?" "With what?" "Look, my great-great" "Look, my great-great" "Look, my great-great- granddaddy built this place." "Granddaddy built this place." "Granddaddy built this place." "Five generations of o'dells" "Five generations of o'dells" "Five generations of o'dells have lived and died here." "Have lived and died here." "Have lived and died here." "My own daddy'd roll over" "My own daddy'd roll over" "My own daddy'd roll over in his grave" "In his grave" "In his grave- Your own daddy's" "Your own daddy's" "Your own daddy's gonna roll over in his grave" "Gonna roll over in his grave" "Gonna roll over in his grave when some rich yankee comes" "When some rich yankee comes" "When some rich yankee comes in here, paints it fuchsia," "In here, paints it fuchsia," "In here, paints it fuchsia, and turns it into" "And turns it into" "And turns it into a bed and breakfast!" "A bed and breakfast!" "A bed and breakfast!" "I've seen it happen!" "I've seen it happen!" "I've seen it happen!" "Now, I'm just givin' you" "Now, I'm just givin' you" "Now, I'm just givin' you options, david." "Options, david." "Options, david." "Final decision'll be your'n," "Final decision'll be your'n," "Final decision'll be your'n, but you gotta get ahold" "But you gotta get ahold" "But you gotta get ahold of yourself, son." "Of yourself, son." "Of yourself, son." "Take a shot off that there" "Take a shot off that there" "Take a shot off that there bourbon." "Fire'll leap off" "Fire'll leap off the old home place" "The old home place" "The old home place onto your dry grass," "Onto your dry grass," "Onto your dry grass, run up your tractor," "Run up your tractor," "Run up your tractor, which'll be parked next" "Which'll be parked next" "Which'll be parked next to your hog pen" "To your hog pen" "To your hog pen with a full tank of diesel." "With a full tank of diesel." "With a full tank of diesel." "It'll explode and torch" "It'll explode and torch" "It'll explode and torch your hogs." "Your hogs." "Your hogs." "Torch my hogs?" "Torch my hogs?" "Torch my hogs?" "Most of which" "Most of which" "Most of which already been sold and removed." "Already been sold and removed." "Already been sold and removed." "We'll supply the charred bones" "We'll supply the charred bones" "We'll supply the charred bones and hide, no extra fee." "And hide, no extra fee." "And hide, no extra fee." "Same thing here." "Same thing here." "Same thing here." "After the chickens are removed," "After the chickens are removed," "After the chickens are removed, we'll throw in" "We'll throw in" "We'll throw in the burnt feathers" "The burnt feathers" "The burnt feathers and chicken heads gratis." "And chicken heads gratis." "And chicken heads gratis." "Burn down" "Burn down" "Burn down the henhouse." "The henhouse." "The henhouse." "This tractor" "This tractor" "This tractor ain't worth much itself," "Ain't worth much itself," "Ain't worth much itself, so we'll have to fudge" "So we'll have to fudge" "So we'll have to fudge on the inventory." "On the inventory." "On the inventory." "Where's your wife at, anyway?" "Where's your wife at, anyway?" "Where's your wife at, anyway?" "At her momma's." "At her momma's." "At her momma's." "Every other" "Every other" "Every other weekend." "Your boys too?" "Weekend." "Your boys too?" "Weekend." "Your boys too?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "How'd you know that?" "How'd you know that?" "How'd you know that?" "You can tell" "You can tell" "You can tell a lot about a person's" "A lot about a person's" "A lot about a person's comings and goings, you know" "Comings and goings, you know" "Comings and goings, you know how to interpret the numbers." "How to interpret the numbers." "How to interpret the numbers." "What numbers?" "What numbers?" "What numbers?" "Stay with me," "Stay with me," "Stay with me, now, david." "This is where" "Now, david." "This is where" "Now, david." "This is where it gets tricky." "I couldn't do that" "I couldn't do that to old lucky." "We're not deali"" "We're not deali" with idiots here, david." "With idiots here, david." "With idiots here, david." "The timing' of the fire," "The timing' of the fire," "The timing' of the fire, your financial straits," "Your financial straits," "Your financial straits, they're gonna ask questions." "They're gonna ask questions." "They're gonna ask questions." "If old lucky here goes up" "If old lucky here goes up" "If old lucky here goes up in flames too- your faithful" "In flames too- your faithful" "In flames too- your faithful companion for what?" "Companion for what?" "Companion for what?" "Seven years." "Seven years." "Seven years." "Well, they'll" "Well, they'll" "Well, they'll figure nobody's" "Figure nobody's" "Figure nobody's that coldblooded." "That coldblooded." "That coldblooded." "Besides, your natural" "Besides, your natural" "Besides, your natural bereavement and overwhelming" "Bereavement and overwhelming" "Bereavement and overwhelming guilt for causing' his death" "Guilt for causing' his death" "Guilt for causing' his death could be the clincher." "Could be the clincher." "Could be the clincher." "Could be?" "Could be?" "Could be?" "There's always" "There's always" "There's always a 4.5% margin of error," "A 4.5% margin of error," "A 4.5% margin of error, plus or minus." "Plus or minus." "Plus or minus." "Now, let's go let's go look" "Now, let's go let's go look" "Now, let's go let's go look at the institution of marriage." "At the institution of marriage." "At the institution of marriage." "Why'd you come here?" "I come here" "I come here to save this farm" "To save this farm" "To save this farm for them boys of your'n" "For them boys of your'n" "For them boys of your'n- no more, no less, mostly." "No more, no less, mostly." "No more, no less, mostly." "I'd think that'd be" "I'd think that'd be" "I'd think that'd be your concern as well." "Your concern as well." "Your concern as well." "Now..." "Now..." "Now..." "Your wife takes out $100" "Your wife takes out $100" "Your wife takes out $100 every time she goes" "Every time she goes" "Every time she goes and sees her momma." "And sees her momma." "And sees her momma." "You got 15 for gas round-trip," "You got 15 for gas round-trip," "You got 15 for gas round-trip, 1.99 twice in happy meals 1.99 twice in happy meals" "1.99 twice in happy meals for your two boys," "For your two boys," "For your two boys, 1.09 for a big gulp 1.09 for a big gulp" "1.09 for a big gulp refill, hers." "Refill, hers." "Refill, hers." "Two children's theater tickets" "Two children's theater tickets" "Two children's theater tickets at 3.50 per" "At 3.50 per" "At 3.50 per for the Saturday matinee." "For the Saturday matinee." "For the Saturday matinee." "One senior citizen's ticket." "One senior citizen's ticket." "One senior citizen's ticket." "None for your wife, by the way." "None for your wife, by the way." "None for your wife, by the way." "Four all-you-can-eat" "Four all-you-can-eat" "Four all-you-can-eat Sunday buffets at shoney's" "Sunday buffets at shoney's" "Sunday buffets at shoney's and three frostees" "And three frostees" "And three frostees for the ride back here" "For the ride back here" "For the ride back here on Sunday afternoon," "On Sunday afternoon," "On Sunday afternoon, for a grand total of $72.01" "For a grand total of $72.01" "For a grand total of $72.01 out of one ben franklin." "Out of one ben franklin." "Out of one ben franklin." "Well..." "Well..." "Well..." "Stuff costs money." "What's that" "Stuff costs money." "What's that" "Stuff costs money." "What's that got to do with anything?" "Got to do with anything?" "Got to do with anything?" "That leaves her" "That leaves her" "That leaves her 27.99 in cash, david." "27.99 in cash, david." "27.99 in cash, david." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "File that figure." "File that figure." "File that figure." "Credit card receipts" "Credit card receipts" "Credit card receipts for the last five years." "For the last five years." "For the last five years." "They all here but June of '97." "They all here but June of '97." "They all here but June of '97." "Why is that?" "Why is that?" "Why is that?" "Well, I reconstructed" "Well, I reconstructed" "Well, I reconstructed through cross-reference" "Through cross-reference" "Through cross-reference and come up with 156.60" "And come up with 156.60" "And come up with 156.60 out of a total of 212.58." "Out of a total of 212.58." "Out of a total of 212.58." "Can you cipher in your head," "Can you cipher in your head," "Can you cipher in your head, david?" "That's 55.98" "David?" "That's 55.98" "David?" "That's 55.98 divided by two" "Divided by two" "Divided by two equals 27.99 unaccounted for." "Equals 27.99 unaccounted for." "Equals 27.99 unaccounted for." "Coincidence?" "Coincidence?" "Coincidence?" "I-I don't know" "I-I don't know" "I-I don't know what you're talkin' about." "What you're talkin' about." "What you're talkin' about." "A motel room," "A motel room," "A motel room, son!" "27.99, tax included!" "Son!" "27.99, tax included!" "Son!" "27.99, tax included!" "All day Saturday," "All day Saturday," "All day Saturday, every other week!" "Are you sayin'" "Are you sayin' my wife is cheatin' on me?" "My wife is cheatin' on me?" "My wife is cheatin' on me?" "I'm sayin'" "I'm sayin'" "I'm sayin' she's hidin' something, david." "She's hidin' something, david." "She's hidin' something, david." "Except for that one slip-up" "Except for that one slip-up" "Except for that one slip-up in June of '98," "In June of '98," "In June of '98, it's all been cash." "It's all been cash." "It's all been cash." "Slip-up?" "Slip-up?" "Slip-up?" "What slip-up?" "What slip-up?" "What slip-up?" "You're guessin'" "You're guessin'" "You're guessin' at half this shit." "At half this shit." "At half this shit." "Well, there's" "Well, there's" "Well, there's always a 4.5% margin of error," "Always a 4.5% margin of error," "Always a 4.5% margin of error, plus or minus." "However..." "However..." "Nobody's perfect." "Nobody's perfect." "Nobody's perfect." "What's that?" "Receipt" "Receipt from roscoe drugs on 12/24/97." "From roscoe drugs on 12/24/97." "From roscoe drugs on 12/24/97." "Right there in between" "Right there in between" "Right there in between a can of white rain hairspray" "A can of white rain hairspray" "A can of white rain hairspray and four pieces of bazooka" "And four pieces of bazooka" "And four pieces of bazooka bubble gum is the purchase" "Bubble gum is the purchase" "Bubble gum is the purchase of one tube of" "Of one tube of" "Of one tube of lucette spermicide." "Lucette spermicide." "Lucette spermicide." "Spermicide?" "Spermicide?" "Spermicide?" "And you had" "And you had" "And you had a vasectomy in April of '97." "A vasectomy in April of '97." "A vasectomy in April of '97." "Is that right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, she didn't want to have" "Yeah, she didn't want to have" "Yeah, she didn't want to have no more kids." "With you" "With you or anybody else, I'm afraid." "Or anybody else, I'm afraid." "Or anybody else, I'm afraid." "She bought this" "She bought this" "She bought this on christmas eve." "On christmas eve." "On christmas eve." "I can appreciate" "I can appreciate" "I can appreciate the irony." "The irony." "The irony." "Hey, y'all," "Hey, y'all," "Hey, y'all, I got the beer." "I got the beer." "I got the beer." "Let's have a pbr," "Let's have a pbr," "Let's have a pbr, david, and talk" "David, and talk" "David, and talk financial planning'." "Now that's" "Now that's cold beer." "Cold beer." "Cold beer." "You didn't bring the whole case?" "You didn't bring the whole case?" "You didn't bring the whole case?" "You want me" "You want me" "You want me to go get it?" "To go get it?" "To go get it?" "Much obliged." "Your brother" "Your brother trustworthy?" "Trustworthy?" "Trustworthy?" "With my life." "Why?" "With my life." "Why?" "With my life." "Why?" "I'd like to look" "I'd like to look" "I'd like to look at his numbers, but I'll take" "At his numbers, but I'll take" "At his numbers, but I'll take your word for it." "Your word for it." "Your word for it." "Now..." "Now..." "Now..." "Even with the insurance" "Even with the insurance" "Even with the insurance from the fires," "From the fires," "From the fires, considering' fluctuatin'" "Considerin' fluctuatin'" "Considerin' fluctuatin' chicken and hog prices" "Chicken and hog prices" "Chicken and hog prices- What about my cows?" "What about my cows?" "What about my cows?" "Rustlers." "Rustlers." "Rustlers." "You still about 120,000 short." "You still about 120,000 short." "You still about 120,000 short." "Two legs and one arm should" "Two legs and one arm should" "Two legs and one arm should put you over the top, though." "Put you over the top, though." "Put you over the top, though." "I know a boy does pretty good" "I know a boy does pretty good" "I know a boy does pretty good work, make sure you won't" "Work, make sure you won't" "Work, make sure you won't bleed to death before" "Bleed to death before" "Bleed to death before the ambulance gets here." "The ambulance gets here." "The ambulance gets here." "You left- or right-handed?" "You left- or right-handed?" "You left- or right-handed?" "Right." "Right." "Right." "I heard old johnny vance," "I heard old johnny vance," "I heard old johnny vance, he only lost one arm." "He only lost one arm." "He only lost one arm." "That's" "That's" "That's confidential, son." "Besides," "Confidential, son." "Besides," "Confidential, son." "Besides, them was different numbers." "I don't give a shit." "I don't give a shit." "I can't farm without my legs!" "I see your point." "Let's look" "Let's look at your last option, then," "At your last option, then," "At your last option, then, and, to me, the most logical." "And, to me, the most logical." "And, to me, the most logical." "You and your wife got a paid-up" "You and your wife got a paid-up" "You and your wife got a paid-up life insurance policy." "Life insurance policy." "Life insurance policy." "If either one of you dies" "If either one of you dies" "If either one of you dies from accidental causes" "From accidental causes" "From accidental causes- I don't want" "I don't want" "I don't want to hear this." "To hear this." "To hear this." "Your call." "Your call." "Your call." "Go ahead." "Go ahead." "Go ahead." "She's" "She's" "She's a fornicatress, david." "A fornicatress, david." "A fornicatress, david." "It's doubtful that's" "It's doubtful that's" "It's doubtful that's gonna change." "Gonna change." "Gonna change." "Plus, I've figured the odds" "Plus, I've figured the odds" "Plus, I've figured the odds at 3-to-5 that she'll" "At 3-to-5 that she'll" "At 3-to-5 that she'll leave here one day" "Leave here one day" "Leave here one day with them boys of your'n" "With them boys of your'n" "With them boys of your'n and never come back." "And never come back." "And never come back." "That's if you keep the farm" "That's if you keep the farm" "That's if you keep the farm and all your limbs." "And all your limbs." "And all your limbs." "How much?" "How much?" "How much?" "You took out" "You took out" "You took out the policy, david." "The policy, david." "The policy, david." "Yeah, I guess I did." "Yeah, I guess I did." "Yeah, I guess I did." "And you know" "And you know" "And you know it's enough to get this farm" "It's enough to get this farm" "It's enough to get this farm back from the bank" "Back from the bank" "Back from the bank free and clear, with enough" "Free and clear, with enough" "Free and clear, with enough left over to fix up" "Left over to fix up" "Left over to fix up the old home place." "The old home place." "The old home place." "For your boys, david." "You smoke reefer?" "You smoke reefer?" "Been awhile." "Been awhile." "Been awhile." "Let's burn" "Let's burn" "Let's burn a couple of numbers." "A couple of numbers." "A couple of numbers." "It'll clear out your head." "That's" "That's- that's murder, david!" "That's murder, david!" "That's murder, david!" "She's cheatin'" "She's cheatin'" "She's cheatin' on me, tommy!" "On me, tommy!" "On me, tommy!" "She's probably gonna leave me" "She's probably gonna leave me" "She's probably gonna leave me anyway." "Anyway." "Anyway." "W-what's the odds?" "W-what's the odds?" "W-what's the odds?" "3-to-5." "3-to-5." "3-to-5." "See?" "That's as good" "See?" "That's as good" "See?" "That's as good as done." "As done." "As done." "No, look." "There's got" "No, look." "There's got" "No, look." "There's got to be another option!" "To be another option!" "To be another option!" "Yeah." "Burn down" "Yeah." "Burn down" "Yeah." "Burn down the farm and turn me" "The farm and turn me" "The farm and turn me into a stump." "Into a stump." "Into a stump." "Well, hell, I'll put" "Well, hell, I'll put" "Well, hell, I'll put you on the tractor" "You on the tractor" "You on the tractor every mornin', no problem." "Every mornin', no problem." "Every mornin', no problem." "Won't be one." "Won't be one." "Won't be one." "Have to drag him behind a mule." "Have to drag him behind a mule." "Have to drag him behind a mule." "Hey, how" "Hey, how" "Hey, how- how would somebody do it?" "How would somebody do it?" "How would somebody do it?" "David" "David" "David- david, listen to me" "David, listen to me" "David, listen to me- Hey, I said," "Hey, I said," "Hey, I said, how would somebody do it?" "!" "How would somebody do it?" "!" "How would somebody do it?" "!" "David, you are drunk." "David, you are drunk." "David, you are drunk." "Shut up." "Shut up." "Shut up." "I am just thinkin' out loud." "I am just thinkin' out loud." "I am just thinkin' out loud." "Insecticide" "Insecticide" "Insecticide works pretty fair." "Works pretty fair." "Works pretty fair." "Do it outdoors, though." "Do it outdoors, though." "Do it outdoors, though." "She'll be twitchy and whatnot." "She'll be twitchy and whatnot." "She'll be twitchy and whatnot." "David" "David" "David- david, you listen to me." "David, you listen to me." "David, you listen to me." "Now, kathy's the momma" "Now, kathy's the momma" "Now, kathy's the momma of them boys." "Of them boys." "Of them boys." "That's your high school" "That's your high school" "That's your high school sweetheart." "Sweetheart." "Sweetheart." "You- you know what?" "You- you know what?" "You- you know what?" "You just stay here." "You just stay here." "You just stay here." "Stay right here." "Stay right here." "Stay right here." "Hey!" "Mister!" "Mister, come here!" "Hey!" "Mister!" "Mister, come here!" "Hey!" "Mister!" "Mister, come here!" "Hey, look, I want" "Hey, look, I want" "Hey, look, I want to talk to you." "To talk to you." "To talk to you." "I asked you to come out here" "I asked you to come out here" "I asked you to come out here and I asked you to help us" "And I asked you to help us" "And I asked you to help us out with this situation." "Out with this situation." "Out with this situation." "What the hell's goin' on here?" "What the hell's goin' on here?" "What the hell's goin' on here?" "Hey." "There might be" "Hey." "There might be" "Hey." "There might be another option." "Now, that right there," "Now, that right there, that's a handwritten journal" "That's a handwritten journal" "That's a handwritten journal of the o'dells," "Of the o'dells," "Of the o'dells, passed down from father to son." "Passed down from father to son." "Passed down from father to son." "It's all the way back to when" "It's all the way back to when" "It's all the way back to when my great-great-granddaddy" "My great-great-granddaddy" "My great-great-granddaddy owned a thousand acres," "Owned a thousand acres," "Owned a thousand acres, instead of the measly 150" "Instead of the measly 150" "Instead of the measly 150 that I got now." "That I got now." "That I got now." "I'm not" "I'm not" "I'm not followin' you, son." "Followin' you, son." "Followin' you, son." "It's a tragedy." "It's a tragedy." "It's a tragedy." "Uh-huh?" "Uh-huh?" "Uh-huh?" "Well, somebody" "Well, somebody" "Well, somebody could turn this into a book" "Could turn this into a book" "Could turn this into a book or movie or something." "Or movie or something." "Or movie or something." "A movie" "A movie" "A movie about the o'dells?" "About the o'dells?" "About the o'dells?" "Well, why not?" "Well, why not?" "Well, why not?" "Billy bob thornton done it." "Billy bob thornton done it." "Billy bob thornton done it." "Well, I don't think" "Well, I don't think" "Well, I don't think that was his true-life story," "That was his true-life story," "That was his true-life story, david." "David." "David." "But you said" "But you said" "But you said that he's the real deal." "That he's the real deal." "That he's the real deal." "He's a good ol' boy," "He's a good ol' boy," "He's a good ol' boy, just like us." "Just like us." "Just like us." "And, well, if he can do it," "And, well, if he can do it," "And, well, if he can do it, why can't we?" "Why can't we?" "Why can't we?" "Where's this" "Where's this" "Where's this billy bob supposed to be from?" "Billy bob supposed to be from?" "Billy bob supposed to be from?" "Arkansas, I think." "Arkansas, I think." "Arkansas, I think." "Where was" "Where was" "Where was president clinton from?" "President clinton from?" "President clinton from?" "Arkansas." "Arkansas." "Arkansas." "Coincidence?" "Coincidence?" "Coincidence?" "Stay with me, now." "Stay with me, now." "Stay with me, now." "How many people round here" "How many people round here" "How many people round here you know named billy bob?" "You know named billy bob?" "You know named billy bob?" "Uh..." "None." "Uh..." "None." "Uh..." "None." "Or even" "Or even" "Or even the ubiquitous bubba." "The ubiquitous bubba." "The ubiquitous bubba." "I don't know about" "I don't know about" "I don't know about him, but there's that bubba on" "Him, but there's that bubba on" "Him, but there's that bubba on in the heat of the night" "In the heat of the night" "In the heat of the night reruns." "Reruns." "Reruns." "Exactly my point." "Exactly my point." "Exactly my point." "Bubba, gomer, goober," "Bubba, gomer, goober," "Bubba, gomer, goober, cletus, enos, cooter," "Cletus, enos, cooter," "Cletus, enos, cooter, jethro, elly may, billy bob?" "Jethro, elly may, billy bob?" "Jethro, elly may, billy bob?" "Don't insult my intelligence." "Don't insult my intelligence." "Don't insult my intelligence." "You sayin' billy bob" "You sayin' billy bob" "You sayin' billy bob ain't a real person?" "Ain't a real person?" "Ain't a real person?" "They ain't gonna" "They ain't gonna" "They ain't gonna let no real good ol' boys" "Let no real good ol' boys" "Let no real good ol' boys in the moving picture business," "In the moving picture business," "In the moving picture business, son." "Too risky for 'em." "Son." "Too risky for 'em." "Son." "Too risky for 'em." ""they"?" "Who's "they"?" ""they"?" "Who's "they"?" ""they"?" "Who's "they"?" "Who ain't?" "Who ain't?" "Who ain't?" "Mister, you done" "Mister, you done" "Mister, you done double-talked me" "Double-talked me" "Double-talked me for the last time." "I" "Better put on" "Better put on some coffee, boys." "Some coffee, boys." "Some coffee, boys." "I'll take something" "I'll take something" "I'll take something a little sweet, if you got it." "Boys..." "Boys..." "I didn't come here to save" "I didn't come here to save" "I didn't come here to save the o'dell brothers from" "The o'dell brothers from" "The o'dell brothers from sloppy bookkeepin'" "Sloppy bookkeepin'" "Sloppy bookkeepin' and questionable" "And questionable" "And questionable farming' practices." "Farmin' practices." "Farmin' practices." "I come here to save" "I come here to save" "I come here to save a way of life." "A way of life." "A way of life." "See, they're all in it together." "See, they're all in it together." "See, they're all in it together." "Who is?" "Who is?" "Who is?" "Hollywood," "Hollywood," "Hollywood, wall street, boston market." "Wall street, boston market." "Wall street, boston market." "Was that decaf?" "Was that decaf?" "Was that decaf?" "Caffeinated." "Caffeinated." "Caffeinated." "I need to walk." "Who's boston market?" "Who's boston market?" "You'll know" "You'll know" "You'll know soon enough." "Soon enough." "Soon enough." "It's brilliant, actually." "It's brilliant, actually." "It's brilliant, actually." "What is?" "What is?" "What is?" "Their plan!" "Their plan!" "Their plan!" "One world, one culture," "One world, one culture," "One world, one culture, one corporation" "One corporation" "One corporation- whatever you want to call it." "Whatever you want to call it." "Whatever you want to call it." "First they- they take away" "First they- they take away" "First they- they take away the little man's ability" "The little man's ability" "The little man's ability to produce his own food," "To produce his own food," "To produce his own food, by devising' a system" "By devising' a system" "By devising' a system where he's got access" "Where he's got access" "Where he's got access to easy credit with easy terms." "To easy credit with easy terms." "To easy credit with easy terms." "Once they get him hooked," "Once they get him hooked," "Once they get him hooked, then they change the rules." "Then they change the rules." "Then they change the rules." "Suddenly, they want their money," "Suddenly, they want their money," "Suddenly, they want their money, they want it yesterday." "They want it yesterday." "They want it yesterday." "So this little farmer" "So this little farmer" "So this little farmer works hard," "Works hard," "Works hard, plants more crops," "Plants more crops," "Plants more crops, adds more hogs." "Adds more hogs." "Adds more hogs." "But then, like magic," "But then, like magic," "But then, like magic, the price drops." "The price drops." "The price drops." "Supply and demand, they say." "Supply and demand, they say." "Supply and demand, they say." "He's offered a hundred an acre" "He's offered a hundred an acre" "He's offered a hundred an acre what cost him two hundred" "What cost him two hundred" "What cost him two hundred to grow!" "To grow!" "To grow!" "The greater his yield," "The greater his yield," "The greater his yield, the further he goes into debt" "The further he goes into debt" "The further he goes into debt with them banking corporations," "With them banking corporations," "With them banking corporations, till he's drowned by it!" "Till he's drowned by it!" "Till he's drowned by it!" "That's when a" "That's when a" "That's when a- a farming corporation comes in," "A farming corporation comes in," "A farming corporation comes in, takes this fellow's land," "Takes this fellow's land," "Takes this fellow's land, leavin' him with no choice" "Leavin' him with no choice" "Leavin' him with no choice but to go to town to work for" "But to go to town to work for" "But to go to town to work for some manufacturing corporation!" "Some manufacturing corporation!" "Some manufacturing corporation!" "Or retail." "Or retail." "Or retail." "But they ain't done with him," "But they ain't done with him," "But they ain't done with him, 'cause, see, boy, 'cause, see, boy, 'cause, see, boy, this farmer still has his" "This farmer still has his" "This farmer still has his- his culture," "His culture," "His culture, and that scares 'em." "And that scares 'em." "And that scares 'em." "His roots," "His roots," "His roots, based in independence," "Based in independence," "Based in independence, even rebelliousness" "Even rebelliousness" "Even rebelliousness- his "countryness," if you will." "His "countryness," if you will." "His "countryness," if you will." "So what do they do about that?" "So what do they do about that?" "So what do they do about that?" "Well, that's where them" "Well, that's where them" "Well, that's where them multimedia corporations" "Multimedia corporations" "Multimedia corporations step in." "Step in." "Step in." "They begin to bombard" "They begin to bombard" "They begin to bombard their- their new company man" "Their- their new company man" "Their- their new company man with caricatures" "With caricatures" "With caricatures and stereotypes of hisself" "And stereotypes of hisself" "And stereotypes of hisself- gomer pyle, dukes of hazzard," "Gomer pyle, dukes of hazzard," "Gomer pyle, dukes of hazzard, beverly hillbillies," "Beverly hillbillies," "Beverly hillbillies, hee-haw, so on and so forth," "Hee-haw, so on and so forth," "Hee-haw, so on and so forth, till finally he" "Till finally he" "Till finally he- he can't trust his own reality." "He can't trust his own reality." "He can't trust his own reality." "He don't know what it is" "He don't know what it is" "He don't know what it is no more." "No more." "No more." "He- he starts acting country" "He- he starts acting country" "He- he starts acting country instead of being country!" "Instead of being country!" "Instead of being country!" "Until one day he'll..." "Until one day he'll..." "Until one day he'll..." "He'll..." "He'll be like a" "He'll be like a- like a" "Like a" "Like a- a scotsman, who- who puts on" "A scotsman, who- who puts on" "A scotsman, who- who puts on his kilt once a year" "His kilt once a year" "His kilt once a year to celebrate his scottishness!" "To celebrate his scottishness!" "To celebrate his scottishness!" "Until- until finally," "Until- until finally," "Until- until finally, this man, this farmer," "This man, this farmer," "This man, this farmer, who once..." "Who once..." "Who once..." "Worked on the land" "Worked on the land" "Worked on the land and with the land" "And with the land" "And with the land can be controlled." "Can be controlled." "Can be controlled." "So he won't question his purpose" "So he won't question his purpose" "So he won't question his purpose in makin' rivets," "In makin' rivets," "In makin' rivets, or sittin' in front" "Or sitting' in front" "Or sitting' in front of a computer screen" "Of a computer screen" "Of a computer screen from nine to five," "From nine to five," "From nine to five, five days a week" "Five days a week" "Five days a week for 40 years, till he gets" "For 40 years, till he gets" "For 40 years, till he gets downsized and dies!" "Or worse." "Or worse." "Worse?" "Worse?" "Worse?" "Takes his" "Takes his" "Takes his severance pay and retires" "Severance pay and retires" "Severance pay and retires to branson, missouri." "So how long's" "So how long's this conspiracy been going on?" "This conspiracy been going on?" "This conspiracy been going on?" "Long time." "Long time." "Long time." "Now it's so pervasive," "Now it's so pervasive," "Now it's so pervasive, hell, they even infiltrated" "Hell, they even infiltrated" "Hell, they even infiltrated the grand ole opry." "The grand ole opry." "The grand ole opry." "You mean" "You mean" "You mean the grand ole opry's" "The grand ole opry's" "The grand ole opry's in on it too?" "In on it too?" "In on it too?" "You think" "You think" "You think they'd let old hank williams" "They'd let old hank williams" "They'd let old hank williams in nashville, tennessee, today?" "In nashville, tennessee, today?" "In nashville, tennessee, today?" "Hell, no." "He's too country." "Hell, no." "He's too country." "Hell, no." "He's too country." "Got better odds" "Got better odds" "Got better odds you a folk singer from canada." "You a folk singer from canada." "You a folk singer from canada." "So where do them" "So where do them" "So where do them people from that boston market" "People from that boston market" "People from that boston market come in?" "Come in?" "Come in?" "Let's just say" "Let's just say" "Let's just say that one day your grandchildren" "That one day your grandchildren" "That one day your grandchildren will be eatin' cornbread" "Will be eatin' cornbread" "Will be eatin' cornbread that's sweet and drinkin'" "That's sweet and drinkin'" "That's sweet and drinkin' iced tea that ain't," "Iced tea that ain't," "Iced tea that ain't, and they'll think that's" "And they'll think that's" "And they'll think that's the southern tradition." "The southern tradition." "The southern tradition." "You see what they've done, boys." "You see what they've done, boys." "You see what they've done, boys." "What is, ain't," "What is, ain't," "What is, ain't, and what ain't, is." "And what ain't, is." "And what ain't, is." "They turned it all upside down," "They turned it all upside down," "They turned it all upside down, and y'all didn't even notice." "And y'all didn't even notice." "And y'all didn't even notice." "Is there" "Is there" "Is there any way to stop 'em?" "Maybe." "Maybe." "We can save one little farm" "We can save one little farm" "We can save one little farm at a time." "At a time." "At a time." "No matter the cost, boys." "No matter" "No matter the cost." "Where's he at?" "He said you'd" "He said you'd know what to do." "How'd you know" "How'd you know that david'd kill hisself" "That david'd kill hisself" "That david'd kill hisself and not kathy?" "And not kathy?" "And not kathy?" "There's always" "There's always" "There's always a 4.5% margin of error," "A 4.5% margin of error," "A 4.5% margin of error, plus or minus." "Plus or minus." "Plus or minus." "Either way, the farm was saved." "Either way, the farm was saved." "Either way, the farm was saved." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "You tellin' me you wasn't" "You tellin' me you wasn't" "You tellin' me you wasn't a hundred percent sure?" "A hundred percent sure?" "A hundred percent sure?" "Your brother" "Your brother" "Your brother didn't have a pot to piss in," "Didn't have a pot to piss in," "Didn't have a pot to piss in, yet he still give money" "Yet he still give money" "Yet he still give money to his church, boy scouts," "To his church, boy scouts," "To his church, boy scouts, even the lottie moon" "Even the lottie moon" "Even the lottie moon missionary fund." "Missionary fund." "Missionary fund." "All the numbers indicated" "All the numbers indicated" "All the numbers indicated he's a decent man," "He's a decent man," "He's a decent man, just a piss-poor farmer." "Just a piss-poor farmer." "Just a piss-poor farmer." "When he realized he'd failed" "When he realized he'd failed" "When he realized he'd failed as a husband too, them boys" "As a husband too, them boys" "As a husband too, them boys was all he had left," "Was all he had left," "Was all he had left, and this was the only option" "And this was the only option" "And this was the only option made sense to save the farm" "Made sense to save the farm" "Made sense to save the farm for 'em." "For 'em." "For 'em." "Murderin' their momma" "Murderin' their momma" "Murderin' their momma just didn't add up." "Well, how'd david know" "Well, how'd david know that..." "That kathy wouldn't" "That..." "That kathy wouldn't" "That..." "That kathy wouldn't take this money and run off" "Take this money and run off" "Take this money and run off with that fellow she was" "With that fellow she was" "With that fellow she was havin' an affair with?" "Havin' an affair with?" "Havin' an affair with?" "She's not" "She's not" "She's not the beneficiary, tommy." "The beneficiary, tommy." "The beneficiary, tommy." "You are." "You are." "You are." "What?" "What?" "What?" "David knew" "David knew" "David knew you'd do whatever it took" "You'd do whatever it took" "You'd do whatever it took to save the farm, and that you" "To save the farm, and that you" "To save the farm, and that you was forward-thinkin' enough" "Was forward-thinkin' enough" "Was forward-thinkin' enough to succeed." "To succeed." "To succeed." "He knew a lot more" "He knew a lot more" "He knew a lot more than he let on." "Right here's" "Right here's good." "I love her, you know." "I love her, you know." "She loves me too." "She loves me too." "She loves me too." "You just be" "You just be" "You just be good to them boys." "Good to them boys." "Good to them boys." "I will." "I will." "I will." "By god, I will." "First thing" "First thing y'all do is zero out" "Y'all do is zero out" "Y'all do is zero out the debt on the farm." "The debt on the farm." "The debt on the farm." "What about his truck?" "What about his truck?" "What about his truck?" "Say again?" "Say again?" "Say again?" "It's kind of" "It's kind of" "It's kind of on its last leg." "On its last leg." "On its last leg." "I was thinkin' maybe I could" "I was thinkin' maybe I could" "I was thinkin' maybe I could get me a new truck." "Get me a new truck." "Get me a new truck." "Now, you listen" "Now, you listen" "Now, you listen to me, son, and you listen good." "To me, son, and you listen good." "To me, son, and you listen good." "You'll drive that truck" "You'll drive that truck" "You'll drive that truck till she falls off her wheels," "Till she falls off her wheels," "Till she falls off her wheels, then you go to town and get you" "Then you go to town and get you" "Then you go to town and get you another used one." "Another used one." "Another used one." "Pay cash." "Pay cash." "Pay cash." "No extended cab," "No extended cab," "No extended cab, no air conditioner," "No air conditioner," "No air conditioner, no cd player." "No cd player." "No cd player." "And when the time is right..." "And when the time is right..." "And when the time is right..." "You'll read this diary" "You'll read this diary" "You'll read this diary to them boys." "To them boys." "To them boys." "Let 'em know where they" "Let 'em know where they" "Let 'em know where they come from, and that'll let 'em" "Come from, and that'll let 'em" "Come from, and that'll let 'em know where they goin'." "Know where they goin'." "Know where they goin'." "You will not encourage them" "You will not encourage them" "You will not encourage them to leave this land" "To leave this land" "To leave this land to seek a better life;" "To seek a better life;" "To seek a better life;" "you will convince them" "You will convince them" "You will convince them this is the better life." "And if you do" "And if you do that, one day at a time," "That, one day at a time," "That, one day at a time, them boys will learn to love you" "Them boys will learn to love you" "Them boys will learn to love you like you're their own daddy." "But if you" "But if you don't..." "Don't..." "Don't..." "I'll be back here" "I'll be back here" "I'll be back here with some numbers," "With some numbers," "With some numbers, make your head spin." "That'll be" "That'll be 27.99." "27.99." "27.99." "What for?" "What for?" "What for?" "Gas and mileage." "Gas and mileage." "Gas and mileage." "27.99?" "Just" "Just a coincidence." "Where you off to now?" "Where you off to now?" "Alabama." "Alabama." "Alabama." "Pray for me." "Pray for me." "Pray for me." "Look, you" "Look, you" "Look, you- you's makin' some of that stuff" "You's makin' some of that stuff" "You's makin' some of that stuff up, weren't you?" "Up, weren't you?" "Up, weren't you?" "Numbers and facts" "Numbers and facts" "Numbers and facts always fudge here and there." "Always fudge here and there." "Always fudge here and there." "It's called accounting." "It's called accounting." "It's called accounting." "Well, like that" "Well, like that" "Well, like that stuff about billy bob." "Stuff about billy bob." "Stuff about billy bob." "I mean, you" "I mean, you" "I mean, you- he's the real deal, ain't he?" "He's the real deal, ain't he?" "He's the real deal, ain't he?" "Maybe he's" "Maybe he's" "Maybe he's one of the lucky ones." "So, then..." "So, then..." "There ain't this big" "There ain't this big" "There ain't this big conspiracy really goin' on," "Conspiracy really goin' on," "Conspiracy really goin' on, is there?" "Is there?" "Is there?" "If a man" "If a man" "If a man builds a machine," "Builds a machine," "Builds a machine, and that machine conspires" "And that machine conspires" "And that machine conspires with another machine" "With another machine" "With another machine built by another man," "Built by another man," "Built by another man, are those men conspirin'?" "michael hurley:" "well, I paint a design well, I paint a design on a sign on a sign on a sign for you, mister for you, mister for you, mister I paint a design" "I paint a design" "I paint a design pretty blue pretty blue pretty blue I paint a white horse" "I paint a white horse" "I paint a white horse or a fire-breathing dragon or a fire-breathing dragon or a fire-breathing dragon I paint a design" "I paint a design" "I paint a design on your wagon on your wagon on your wagon I been around" "I been around" "I been around I been" "I been" "I been workin' this town workin' this town workin' this town till the sun and moon till the sun and moon till the sun and moon oh, went down oh, went down oh, went down best color, though" "best color, though best color, though all that I've found all that I've found all that I've found can never bring you up and can never bring you up and can never bring you up and won't let you down" "won't let you down won't let you down lordy lordy lordy I paint a design" "I paint a design" "I paint a design on a sign on a sign on a sign for you, mister for you, mister for you, mister I paint a design" "I paint a design" "I paint a design pretty blue pretty blue pretty blue I paint a white horse" "I paint a white horse" "I paint a white horse or a fire-breathing dragon or a fire-breathing dragon or a fire-breathing dragon I paint a design" "I paint a design" "I paint a design on your wagon on your wagon on your wagon the sweetest thing the sweetest thing the sweetest thing that I've that I've that I've ever seen ever seen ever seen was just wishing was just wishing" "was just wishing looked at me looked at me looked at me and in them eyes I saw and in them eyes I saw and in them eyes I saw every scene every scene every scene and I can paint a picture" "and I can paint a picture and I can paint a picture of sweet mercy of sweet mercy of sweet mercy well, I paint a design well, I paint a design well, I paint a design on a sign" "on a sign on a sign for you, mister for you, mister for you, mister I paint a design"