"May peace be with the memory of Geir Tvedt." "There's something that's not right." "Has he been beaten up?" "Look how his mother's fussing over him." "Oh." "Look who's here." " Is it Dad?" " No, it's not Dad." "I brought along some flowers." "How considerate." "Thank you." "With a vase and everything." "That's really nice." "They called me Frankie-boy." "Do you understand this?" "What did you say?" "That can't be what they said." "They called me Frank..." "Mum?" " Frankie-Mum?" " Mum?" "Right, Jonas." "I've unpacked the pyjamas, your toothbrush and your retainer." "And you have to remember to try on the folk costume." "Now, Jonas." "You look so nice in a folk costume." "He needs it for when he's giving his speech on the National Day." "I'm going to miss you." "Relax, Mum." "Goodbye." "I look like a complete dweeb." "There are rumours about two Americans causing a shitload of trouble but no one knows where they are." "Is it like you've got a hunch about who they are?" "I just felt some vibes at the hospital." "Look at that, high society!" "This is the tenth year I've arranged the Multicultural Fishing Trip, so perhaps we should start with a toast?" " Cheers." " Cheers." "This thing here is an incinerating toilet." "It's very simple and practical." "You just take this coffee filter, as I call it, and then you put that here." "Like so." "And then you can poop-whoop or poo-poo, whatever the need be." "We then pack the bag around the excrement." "Then, we close the lid and press here." "What's going on?" "Hello?" "Let me see." "Fuck!" " Did you burn yourself?" " It's okay." "I was a graduating senior myself in Stavanger in '89, and I know what it's like." "Life is full of possibilities." "Wild parties." "But there's another side to the coin." "I was introduced by the guys on the bus to something we called back then "ganja."" "Fast forward to '97." "There I was, sitting by Oslo Central Station selling my body to be able to afford the next shot." "I was also caught with 20 grams of horse, so I went straight to the slammer." "Yes?" "I was just wondering, was he very nearsighted, the guy who paid for your butt?" "Hey, girls." "Teddy is here in order to share his story, and I really do think we should treat him with respect." "There's something I want to ask you about." "Did you put any extraneous items in the box of confiscated material from the Americans' hotel room?" "Of course not." "Why?" "This was in the box." " But this is Geir's." " Yes." "How did the Americans get hold of it?" "I've no idea, Laila." "But..." "He was in New York when he..." "Oh, my God." "You don't think the Americans might have been involved in what happened to Geir?" "Damn it." "I didn't think the last Sex and the City movie was too bad myself." "Oh, for Christ's sake!" "But it was quite funny, wasn't it, when Carrie found Big in the closet?" " Wasn't that funny?" " No." "Let me know if you want some liquor in that cola." "I started drinking when I was nine." "Hasn't done me any harm." "Johnny?" "The policewoman is here." "She wants to talk to you." "Me?" "No, thank you." "I don't know whether you heard about what happened to my colleague, Geir." "He was doing some investigating concerning you a bit." "Well, now we're looking for two Americans who have been involved in several incidents, and we've confiscated something from them connecting them to Geir." "Yes." "My theory is that you're the link to the two Americans." "I know you're hiding something, Johnny." "I just know." "Call me, then, Johnny." "Here's our dinner, girls!" ""Jan always catches us."" "Come on, let's make dinner." "So, are we hungry?" " Yes." " Yes." " Didn't hear?" " Yes, already." " Can't we just start, Jan?" " Yes." "Potatoes and..." "There you go." "Just pass it round." " It looks good." " Could you pass the fish, Jan?" " What's going on?" " I don't know." "What on Earth?" "Are you a complete numbskull?" "I told you the lid must be down." "Was that so fucking difficult to understand?" "Don't give me that..." "Don't give me that." "Yusuf!" "You were bidding like a savage." "Were you bluffing me?" "You sneaky little devil." "I heard it was something about Arne." "No, you've got to be kidding!" "You think I'm going to fall for that again?" "If those swine are still in town, then we'll find them." "I promise you that." "I see you and raise by 500." " Then I see you..." " Okay." "...and I'm going all in." "Listen to this kid. "All in."" "Okay." "I've got a diamond flush." "Chew on that, now." "But, actually, doesn't a full house beat a flush?" "Let me see." "But now you've done all you can, Jan." "He'll probably show up soon." "You know what it'll look like in the media." "Come on." "If he snuffs it." "Think of all the walking he's been doing in the mountains in Afghanistan." "This is not Afghanistan." "I finally got through to him." "He's almost reached home." "That's great." "I told you so." "Yes." "We need something to calm down with." " Aisha?" " Thank you, but I don't drink." " Sigrid?" " I'm pregnant remember, Jan." "Yes." "I think I'm going to bed." "Already?" "Yes." "You should try to get some sleep, too." " Yes." " Good night, Jan." "Good night." "It's Arne's mother." "She worked as a model when she was younger." " Is that Arne's mother?" " Yes." "So Arne used to lie and suckle on those when he was small?" "Not the worst way to start life, is it?" "Don't you recognise her?" "It's our doorman's mother." "Give the lady a fruit-basket by all means, but she stays on the wall." "She's good-looking." "Take it!" "Take another little piece of my heart My heart, my heart" " Are you all right?" " Yes." "I'm just listening to my iPod." "You're singing a bit loud." "People are having trouble sleeping." "I'm sorry." "No problem, just keep it down." "This trip's been a complete failure." "No, everyone enjoyed themselves and the dinner was great." " Yeah?" " You were just singing a bit loudly." "Why don't you come and sit down, Sigrid?" "I'm really tired." "Five minutes." "Yeah." "You know how many immigrants I've fixed jobs and accommodation?" "No, I don't, Jan." "Four-hundred and fifty-nine." "And not one single fucking Christmas card." "Oh, Jan." "I'm just so fucking lonely." "How about going to bed now, then we can talk more in the morning?" "It's the kind of girl like you I should have had." "We could've had things so pretty and nice together." "I think you're a little drunk now." "I have a boyfriend, I'm pregnant, you're not interested in me." "Yeah, Johnny-boy." "Oh, yes." "Some guy you've got yourself there." "Okay?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "You can ask him how those bullet holes ended up in this door here." "What are you talking about?" "Has he been here?" " No." " No?" "Say what you were about to say." "No." "Just forget it." "You can't just..." " Fuck." "I'm sorry." "Sorry, Sigrid." " That's all right." " I'll find something to wipe that up." " No, no." "Go to bed." "Jesus Christ." "You've got to come outside, Roy has a surprise for you." "I don't want to spoil the surprise, but I can tell you that it's two guys you've been looking for for a while." "Not quite." "I'm working on the National Day speech." "It's about us in Norway being fortunate, and that others, in Africa, haven't got it as good." "Why, it's you?" "Yes, we just wanted to show that we're thinking of you and Arne." "This is too much..." "The bananas would have been enough." "It didn't cost that much." "Won't you come in?" "I'm supposed to..." "Yeah, why not?" "Fucking wicked party, right?" "Are you supposed to be a grad or what?" "Am I grad?" "Of course I am." "Can't recall having seen you at Lillehammer High." "No, I'm at Mesna." "Oh, really?" "Who've you got for gym, then?" "Gym?" "Can't remember his name." "Crazy guy." "We call him The Toad." "The gym teacher there's a woman." "Woman?" "Doesn't look like one." "Cheers." "What is it with this place?" "Hey, wait." "Listen." "Come in." "I'm having a marathon today." "Had to take a day off after all the stress." "That Samantha isn't right in the head." "She's crazy." "I like her myself." "We girls don't stop having needs just because we grow older, you know." "I know that." "I was going to be a model, I was." "I know that." "Yeah, I've seen a picture." "Of you." "Have you been checking me out on the web?" "No." "I came across something." "Some pictures." " Did you like what you saw?" " Yeah." "Do you like what you see now?" "This is Torgeir's answering machine." "Shoot." "Are you and Johnny still looking for those Americans?" "You need to get down to the Olympic park pretty damn quick." "Good morning, kids." "Are you all right?" "Yeah, Mummy." "I think you should get yourself home to Mummy now." "Wow." "Look what we have here, Laila." "Hi, there." "Are you wearing your grad suit?" "Yeah, so?" "Isn't that a bit lame?" "Lame, my ass." "Nothing wrong with a party, you know." "The cops took them away ten minutes ago." "Not missing the National Day, you know." "What the fuck is that?" "That." "Who hung that up?" "It's my mother." "It's Mum!" "That's my mother, Goddamn it." "Fuck this." "You can't just keep them here without a formal charge." "Hans is trying to find the witnesses now, but it's the National Day." "Yes, their lawyer called me in the middle of my breakfast." "He's furious." "This is a special situation, Arve." "Very well, but I'm arranging a sack-race for the grandchildren, and don't have time to sit on the telephone all day covering up your mistakes." "Listen to me." "I think they know something about what happened to Geir." "Have you taken leave of your senses?" "Geir got shot while he was buying drugs in New York." "These two are to be released now." "At this station, we adhere to protocol." "Today, we celebrate the coming together of the Eidsvoll men in 1814 and their founding of the society we are a part of today." "A society that is one of the finest in the whole world." "Words like openness and tolerance were important to the founding fathers." "Turn that phone off." "We are now a nation where many cultures live side by side, so that is more and more important to remember." "Can't you shut off that phone?" "You can't leave it on." " Torgeir." " Laila Hovland here." "The Police Chief." "Okay, and what's it about?" "I've been trying to get a hold of your boss." "The thing is that we've got two Americans here whom I suspect you lot would like to talk to." "If we're suspected of something, you need to talk to our lawyer." "I can't help you at all there." "It's not like that." "I'm trying to warn you." "They're being released now." "But, why do you want to help us?" "I don't like your boss, but these two are worse." "Just get a move on." "They're leaving as we speak." "Did you really think you'd get away with it?" "With what?" "With what?" "You don't do things like that to a pal when he's flat out in hospital." "That was my mother!" "I really understand how you're feeling." "I've had a rotten conscience about that thing." "But older women have needs, too, and I'm just a man of flesh and blood." "I have my needs." "One thing led to another..." "What are you on about?" "What are you talking about?" "What are you talking about?" "The picture, of course." "Oh, yes, of course." "What's with the picture?" "Are you standing there saying..." "Are you standing there saying that you screwed my mother?" "I'm not saying anything, am I?" "Defend yourself!" "Defend yourself!" "I don't fight injured people." "Yes, tolerance is all very well, but we mustn't forget that this is our National Day." "And, even though, we Norwegians have a big heart and let in many immigrants, we have to make sure that these new immigrants offer something more to the country than crime, poverty, ignorance, and a desire to suck up the national wealth with straws." "On a day like this, it's important to give a thought to those who fight for Norway on a daily basis." "I'm thinking of our allies on the other side of the Atlantic." "Without support from the USA, we would be speaking German or be a province of the Soviet Union." "Congratulations on this day and God bless Norway!" "Defend yourself!" "Congratulations." "Defend yourself!" "We're going to talk about that speech when we get home." "Johnny helped me with it." "Hey, Jan!" "Hi, congratulations on the day." " Likewise." " Sit down." " No, I'd better..." " Two minutes?" "Come." "Yes." "Yes?" "I was so curious about the bullet holes you told me about." "Moose, isn't that in the fall?" "Yeah..." "Well, now, I'm granted exemption rights on my own land, so then" "I invited Johnny along." "It was a really nice trip." "Very nice." "So those..." "Those bullet holes came from the hunt?" "Amusing story." "We locked ourselves out, so Johnny here shot the lock up." "I've realised that you're a fellow it's okay to be on the same team with." "Thanks a lot." "Now I'm really feeling that good National Day mood." "Is there something wrong with your telephone?" "I've called you a hundred times." "Now, I suggest a toast to our fantastic and generous host, Johnny." "Cheers, Johnny!" "What was that loud bang?"