"Zzz." "Meow!" "Zzz." "Meow?" "PURR." "Meow." "YAWN!" "TING!" "YAWN!" "The witch had a cat... ..and a very tall hat" "And long ginger hair which she wore in a plait." "Hmm." "Ha-ha!" "POPPING AND CRACKLING" "Hmm." "FIZZING AND CRACKLING" "Ahem!" "Oh!" "SLOSHING" "Gasp!" "CAULDRON BUBBLING" "Pfff." "Hm." "Ho-ho-ho-hoo!" "POPPING AND CRACKLING" "Iggety, ziggety..." " zaggety...zo!" " Meow!" "BOOM!" "Hmm." "Ha-ha-ha!" "THUNDER RUMBLING" "TING!" "PURR!" "PURR!" "PURR!" "How the cat purred and how the witch grinned" "As they sat on their broomstick and flew through the wind." "SNIFF!" "Woo-hoo!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Pow!" "Squawk!" "Squawk!" "Ha-ha!" "Woo-hoo!" "Sniff, sniff, sniff, SNIFF!" "Mmm!" "Witch." "But how the witch wailed and how the cat spat" "When the wind blew so wildly it blew off the hat!" "Oh!" "Gasp!" " Down!" " Cried the witch and they flew to the ground." "BRAKES SCREECHING" "Hm!" "They searched for the hat..." "TING!" "Hmm." "TING!" "TING!" "Eek!" "HISS!" "TING!" "..but no hat could be found." "Hmm...?" "LEAVES RUSTLING" "Then out of the bushes on thundering paws" "There bounded a... dog with the hat in his jaws." "Ha-ha!" "Grr!" "Num-num, grr!" "Num-num-num." "Num!" "Mmm-mm-mm." "Num!" "Rrgh-rrgh!" "Snort!" "Num-num grr!" "Pfft!" "Pf-f-f-ft!" "Woo-woot!" " Hmm?" " Uh-uh." "Oh." "He dropped it politely..." " Mmm." " Ha!" "..then eagerly said," "(As the witch pulled the hat firmly down on her head)" "I am a dog, as keen as can be..." "Ooh!" "Ooh-hoo!" "Gasp!" "Is there room on the broom For a dog like me?" "Oh!" " Squeak!" " Hm." "Aw..." " Yes!" " Cried the witch..." "Ooh!" "Hiss!" "..and the dog clambered on." "The witch tapped the broomstick..." "METAL CLATTERING" "Meow." "..and WHOOSH they were gone!" "Over the fields and the forests they flew." "Ooh!" " Ooh!" " Rargh!" "Hmm." "The dog wagged his tail and the stormy wind blew." "Hmm..." "Oh!" "Hm!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "The witch laughed aloud and held on to her hat." "But away blew the bow from her long ginger plait." "Gasp!" " Down!" " Cried the witch and they flew to the ground." "WOOF!" "WOOF!" "Squawk!" "Squawk!" "They searched for the bow..." "Ting, ting, ting, ting..." "Sniff, sniff, sniff..." "Sniff!" "Sniff!" "Ting, ting, ting, ting..." "TING-TING-TINGTING!" "..but no bow could be found." "Grr!" "Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff!" "Woof?" "Woof!" "Woof!" "Woof!" " Gasp." " Hmm." "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Oh-ha-ha-ha..." "SQUAWK!" "SQUAWK!" "Then out from a tree with an ear-splitting shriek" "There flapped a green bird with the bow in her beak." "She dropped it politely and bent her head low" "Then said, as the witch tied her plait in a bow..." "Ahem." "I..." "Ahem." "I am a bird as green as can be." "SQUEAK!" "Argh!" " Er..." " Urgh!" "Squawk!" "Squawk!" "Squawk!" "Squawk!" " Coo!" "Coo!" "Coo!" " Sigh." "Ohh." "Sniff!" "Sniff!" "Ahem." "Is there room on the broom for a bird like me?" "Gasp!" " YES!" " Cried the witch..." "Gasp!" "..so the bird fluttered on." "Ah!" "Gasp!" "Meow." " The witch tapped the broomstick..." " Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!" "A-a-a-nd W-W-WHOOOSH!" "They were gone." "Over the reeds and the rivers they flew." " Squawk!" " Oh!" "The bird shrieked with glee..." "Woo!" "Woo!" "..and the stormy wind blew." "WOO!" "Woo-hoo!" "Hoo-hoo-ha-ha!" "THUNDER RUMBLING" "They shot through the sky to the back of beyond." "Woo-hoo-hoo!" " The witch clutched her bow..." " HOWL!" "..but let go of her wand!" " Down!" " Cried the witch and they flew to the ground." "WOOD CREAKING" "Whoo!" "They searched for the wand..." "WATER BUBBLING" "Baaa!" " Mm?" " Baa." "Hm?" "Oh." " CRUNCH!" " Oh!" "Rrgh!" "..but no wand could be found." "SQUEAK!" " SQUAWK!" " SQUAWK!" " SQUAWK!" "ROAR!" "Hmm." "Woo." " Hm?" " Mmm." "MEOW!" " Hm." " Mm." "Then all of a sudden from out of a pond" " Leapt a dripping wet frog..." " Ribbit!" "..with a dripping wet wand." "Gasp!" "He dropped it politely then said with a croak" "(As the witch dried the wand on a fold of her cloak)" "I am a frog..." "Huh?" "Ah." "..as clean as can be..." " Ribbit!" " Ribbit!" " Ribbit!" " BURP!" " Buzz!" " Gulp!" "Urgh!" "Sniff!" "Sniff!" "Sniff!" " WHISTLING:" " # Toot-toot-toot!" "#" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Oh?" "# Toot-toot-toot-toot!" "#" "Is there room on the broom for a frog like me?" " Uh..." " Meow!" "Hm...mm...mm..." "Gasp!" " Yes!" " Cried the witch." "Ribbit!" "Ha-ha!" " Ugh!" " Oh!" " Hm." " Ohh." "So the frog bounded on." "The witch tapped the broomstick..." "WOOD CREAKING" "..a-a-a-a-nd..." "WHOOSH!" "They were gone." " Ah!" " Ooh!" " Ah!" " Ooh!" " Ah!" " Ah!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Woo-hoo!" "Woo-hoo!" " Ribbit!" " Ribbit!" " Ribbit!" "Grrr!" "WATER BUBBLING" "WOOD CREAKING" "Ah!" "Ah." "Ow!" "Ah!" "Atchoo!" "Argh!" "Meow." "Ooh!" "Gasp!" "WOOD CREAKING" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Woo-hoo!" "Over the moors and the mountains they flew." "Woo-hoo-hoo!" "The frog jumped for joy..." "Ribbit!" "..and the broom snapped in two!" " Argh!" " Argh!" "Down fell the cat and the dog and the frog." "Down they went tumbling into a bog." "Ooh!" "The witch's half broomstick flew into a cloud" "And the witch heard a roar that was scary and loud." "RO-O-O-A-A-AR!" "I am a dragon as mean as can be... ..and I'm planning to have witch and chips for my tea." " No!" " Cried the witch, flying higher and higher" "The dragon flew after her, breathing out fire!" "Ah!" " Ngh!" " Ick!" "Rrgh." "Wah!" "Hm!" "Squeak!" "Meow!" " Gasp." " HELP!" "..cried the witch, flying down to the ground." "HELP!" "METAL CLUNKING" "Ohh." "Rrgh!" "Purr." "HELP!" "ROAR!" "ROAR!" "Ooh!" "Gr-r-r-r-r." "She looked all around... (Help.)" "..but no help could be found." "The dragon drew nearer and licking his lips said..." "Mmm." "Maybe this once... ..I'll have witch without chips." "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Sniff, sniff, sniff." "Ah!" "But just as he planned to begin on his feast..." "LIQUID BUBBLING" "MORE BUBBLING" "From out of a ditch rose a horrible beast!" " RARGH!" " Oh." "It was tall, dark and sticky and feathered and furred" "It had four frightful heads, it had wings like a bird." "GULP!" "And its terrible voice when it started to speak" "Was a yowl and a growl and a croak and a shriek!" "SQUAWK!" "It dripped and it squelched as it strode from the ditch." "RRGH!" "And it said to the dragon..." "BUZZ OFF!" " THAT'S" " MY" " WITCH!" "The dragon drew back and he started to shake." " Oh, erm...sorry." " He spluttered," "I made a mistake!" "It's nice to have met you but now I must fly." "And he spread out his wings..." "SQUAWK!" "..and was off through the sky." "Then down flew the bird and down jumped the frog." "Urgh!" " Down climbed the cat and..." " Phew!" " ..said the dog." "Ha!" "Ribbit!" "Oh!" "Ha-ha!" " And..." " Thank you!" "Oh, thank you." "..the grateful witch cried." "Purr." "Without you, I'd be in that dragon's inside." "Ah." "Purr." " Mmm!" " Oh!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Hmm." "WATER SPLASHING" "Squeak!" "Squeak!" "Squeak!" "Hm?" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Ahh!" "Mmm." "Sniff, ah!" " SIGH." " Hm?" "TING!" "Sniff!" "Mmm." "Meow." "Oh!" " Then she filled up her cauldron..." " POPPING AND CRACKLING" "..and said with a grin," "Find something." "Everyone, throw something in!" "So the frog found a lily, the cat found a cone." "The bird found a twig and the dog found a bone." "POPPING AND CRACKLING" "POPPING AND CRACKLING" "POPPING AND CRACKLING" "They threw them all in." "Sniff!" "POPPING AND CRACKLING" "And the witch stirred them well" "And while she was stirring she muttered a spell." "Iggety...ziggety...zaggety... ..ZOOM!" "FIZZING" "Then out rose... ..a truly magnificent broom" "With seats for the witch and the cat and the dog" "A nest for the bird and a shower for the frog." " YES!" " Cried the witch and they all clambered on." " Rrgh!" " Purr!" "Mmm!" "Splosh!" "Ah!" "The witch tapped the broomstick..." "TING!" "WATER TRICKLING" "Squawk!" "Hm!" 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