"Yes?" "It's Pernille." "Oh no!" "I can't believe this." "Okay..." "Okay..." "Damn it, I knew this would happen!" "Way to go, Pernille!" "What should I wear?" "This one." "It's perfect!" "Come on..." "Hello?" "No, no." "I'm..." "We'll be down shortly." "Two minutes, okay?" "Bye." "Sidsel?" "Sidsel, we need to go." "Get up!" "I'm getting baptized." "Come on!" "She's what?" "Getting baptized." "Well done, Pernille." "Sidsel!" "Sidsel?" "Come on, Sidsel, honey!" "Hi!" "Would you please get up?" "Up, up." "Up!" "Up?" "It's only nine o'clock." "My very annoying sister is waiting for me with her annoying kids." "Would you please get up?" "Sidsel?" "There you go, a baby boy in Sidsel's hammock, and I've tired him out." " What are you wearing?" " Is it too much?" " You look like a 13-year-old popstar." " And that's bad because..?" " You don't have time to change." " God is forgiving." "But my sister isn't." "Could you please slam the door shut when you leave?" " Hello, darling..." " Sidsel, come on, honey." "Louise, take your finger off the button." "We're on our way!" " Keep still." " Sorry, we're ready now." "Phew, you smell." "What is that?" " Coconut oil, perhaps?" " Or mulled wine." " I can't believe you just did that." " She had many cookies yesterday." "Turn around so the kids can't see it." "Okay..." "I feel better now." "Okay, we're ready..." " Move over, girls." " Excited about being a godmother?" " It's such a great honour." " Let's see if they'll baptize her." " Daddy, can we leave the windows open?" " Yes, please." "No!" "The baby will get sick." "You 'll have to hold your noses." "Pernille, close that window." "Jens, you can drive now." "It's Sunday, honey." "How long have you been sitting here?" "Daylight was starting to break when I got up." "Trunte and Fie are here in 20 minutes to practice the song for daddy." " The song for your father?" " Daddy's reception is at four o'clock." " Of course." " I took your shirt to the cleaner's." "You don't need to look like a Socialist Party member." "Then I'll head to the office early and leave you to rehearse the song." "They aren 't here yet..." "... and I waited for you all night." " I'm sorry." "I was on a roll." "I finished chapter four." "I'll read it to you." "Not now, Daniel." "But we could go back to bed." "They always arrive early." " Hi, honey." " Hi, mum." " How was the Christmas party?" " We had so much fun." "Hi, Sidsel..." "Who goes to a Christmas party when you're out of work?" " Hi, honey." " Hi, mum." "Come on." " Damn it!" " What happened?" " Something wrong?" " Everything's fine." "Find a place back there." " Give me no glory..." " Shouldn't they sit here with us?" "Please stop." "The kids will pass out." "Why didn't you do the hottie on the sofa?" " Alexander wouldn't appreciate that." " Fuck Alexander!" "He only wants to date you, so you're free to..." "I'm sure he's better in bed than Alexander." " No." "You're just jealous." " Without a doubt." "I really long for some really bad sex." "Yuck!" "I bet he folds his clothes before sex, that guru piece of shit." "He's an expert in meditation and yoga." " Let us pray." " Right, guru piece of shit!" " I'm sorry." " Or amen." "Let's instead move on to hymn 94." "'The Happy Christmas Comes Once More'." "'The Happy Christmas Comes Once More. '" "No, look out!" "I'm sorry." "I thought the chandelier would fall on you." "I've never seen anything that bizarre." "I just had a feeling the chandelier would fall on him." "I'm so sick of you and your feelings." "Look at yourself." "This isn't body tequila night at the local club." "You look like a loser." " Loser is a bit much..." " It goes for you, too." "A self-proclaimed amateur therapist." "You 're too old to act like a spoiled teenager." "You'll end up like daddy." " Louise!" " You never say anything." "I wanted this to be a beautiful baptism turning you into a decent godmother." "You've ruined everything for me and my family." "Drop your karma-crap when I'm around." "It's something lonely and fat people from the sticks think they can do." "You're such a loser!" "Jens, come on." "We're leaving." " Do you need a ride, girls?" " No!" "They don't." " Come on." " Have a safe journey home." "Forget Louise." "She's stressed out about the baptism." " You looked lovely being baptised." " The minister will get a new hip." " You did good, honey." " See you." " Thank you, mum." " Bye, Sidsel." " Hi, Larsen." " You're here early." "There are three tone deaf sisters at my home." "I'll be in my office." "I need to ask you something, before your father-in-law's reception." " He's not my father-in-law." " Yet!" "40 years as chief editor." "I look like a trainee with my 26 years." "I thought maybe you would be interested in buying this." "An allotment shed?" "Picture Michelle there." "I don't think so, Larsen." " Ask the sports journalists." " I want to sell it to someone I know." "Well..." "Actually I wanted your opinion about this." "Articles are not my cup of tea." "Maybe you should look for another job." "This is a new book I'm writing." "You 're writing a book?" "That's even worse." "I really don 't do books." "That's why I come to you." "It's a book for people who hate books." "I have a great idea." "Buy my shed, and I'll read your book." "I'll see you at the reception, Larsen." " I love it when you do that." " I was wrong." "Had he gone on for another 15 minutes, the chandelier had knocked him out." "And I would have strangled myself with my stockings." "Why didn't you tell Louise to shut up?" "I rugby tackled her priest and threw up on her kids." "I understand why she got mad." "She's right." "I should get married and have kids, but I don't think Alexander is ready." "Fuck Louise." "You don't want her life." "You need to use your gift." "I'll look for some job activation for clairvoyants." "Believe in it." "You are a clairvoyant." "You need to work on your timing, but you're good." "I have an idea." "Let's go to the track." "You'll predict the winning horse   we'll make a million, and get huge breast implants." "Then we'll go to South America and enter every bikini competition." "But first I need to sleep it off." "Are you coming?" "The party has started." "Come on." " We can 't keep daddy waiting." " I'm doing extra hours." "You're not working on an article, but on that stupid book." "Come on!" "Daniel?" "So this is where you 're hiding." " I was just telling him to join us." " Let him do his work." "Daniel, do you mind writing this month's article 'Call my Bluff'?" " Why don't you both call it a day?" " That will get you nowhere." " No..." "What lies behind the title?" " Clairvoyance." "That's so you... crystal balls and fortune tellers with bad teeth." "Exactly!" " I don 't know very much about that." " Right!" "You're not biased." "Find out if clairvoyance is a hoax by Wednesday two weeks from now." " Shall we celebrate your old man?" " You bet." "Daniel, leave that alone and join us." "Endless queues at the supermarket, and they were out of chicken." "Interesting." "I'm almost done introducing you   on the country's best and most seductive website:" "Mine." "Here you are." "'Therapeutic Forum '." ""Therapeutic forum ; a sensual meeting with therapist Sidsel Sofia."" " Sidsel Sofia?" "Nice, Sørensen." " The name needs to stand out." ""A purple state where your soul travels freely   until finding the secret cave 'Serenity'."" "People love expressions like that." ""Sidsel Sofia approaches the problem in a blue and sensitive way." "After a session your intellect will feel like a feather   floating carefree through rough storms."" " Then you." " "If you need a spiritual  lavender-like pain-relieving experience   which will help you find your inner butterfly  Pernilla Maria Magdalena Hansen has the answers."" " Don't you just love it?" " Yes..." " It should sound young and cheerful." " "Clairvoyance, healing etc."" ""Many years of experience."" ""A member of the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals."" ""Member of Doctors Without Borders." "More than 140 parachute jumps."" "We need to illustrate that it's about living life fully." "Okay..." ""A tantra sex expert?"" " Tantra sex?" " What are they trying to sell?" "We need to attract male customers." " They sign up with their credit card." " Forget it." "I can't do that." " I'll delete the tantra sex part." " Yes, please." "No way!" "You already have a customer." " When?" " In two hours." " That must be a sign." " Sidsel, I'm not a clairvoyant." "Of course you are." "You just need to find your trucker cards." "You just listen and answer when needed." "It's like talking to me." "And there's no going back." "The guy just transfered 800 kroner." "800 kroner?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Who would pay 800 kroner..?" "Sidsel!" "It's some sick old creep who thinks it's a brothel." "Delete it!" "You always say life is just a short moment." "If we don't jump on the train, we'll be left as empty shells   on an overcast beach feeling unfulfilled." " I never said that." " Really?" "Then it was someone on TV." "I know you can do this, so just do it." "Okay, Pernilla Maria Magdalena Hansen?" " We got an extra electricity bill." " 23.000?" "Why have we spent so much money on electricity?" "We need to normalize our approach to Christmas." " Wrap this around your head." " Sidsel!" " Then put it around your waist." " No." "I don 't want it." "If he starts groping me, I want you in there right away." " Go hide!" " Okay." "Hi..." " Pernille." " Daniel." " Pernilla Maria Magdalena Hansen?" " Yes." "Is there a problem?" "No, I..." " I just expected someone else." " Someone else?" "Not another person, but another type of person." "Someone older and a bit more like Susan Boyle." "Close the door, I'll ring the bell and then we'll do it all over again." " No, it's fine." "Please come in." " Okay." "Please take a seat." " You may start when you 're ready." " Should I tell you about myself?" " Yes, please do that." " Okay." "I'm Daniel, I'm 32 years old, and work as a jour..." "I work as a salesman." "I sell cigarettes and other things." " You sell cigarettes?" " Yes." " I see." " There are some tobacco factories." "I have traveled to Bolivia studying tobacco plants  and to India to look at cigarette rolling paper." " I've travelled a lot." "Just like you." " I beg your pardon?" "According to your website you have travelled a lot." "Yes." "I have travelled and studied psychology in many places." " Do you have green fingers?" " No." "I have a feeling you like to work with your hands." "It must be that rolling paper business." " But you're a handyman, aren't you?" " No." "I'm no handyman." " Oh..." "At least we set that straight." " We couldn't have done without that." "I'm here to get some information about myself and my future." "Well, I don't know, because I've never tried this before." " Is there something wrong?" " Snowman Frost springs to mind." " Snowman Frost?" " That song, you know." "Snowman Frost and Lady Thaw went for walks and thought of more" "Found a garden seat and sat, talked of love and this and that" "Snowman Frost, a little weak asked her, "May I kiss your cheek? "" "You don 't know that one?" "I know some of the lyrics, but..." "Maybe it pops up because it's Christmas." " You know what?" "Pick a card." " A card?" "The cards tell us something about the future." "I'm getting rid of other people's energies." "Yes..." "Use your intuition and pick a card." " Death?" " How interesting." "Am I going to die?" "No, you have to let something go or finish something." " Are you sure I'm not going to die?" " Yes!" "No!" "Well..." " You 're going to die eventually." " Stop it!" " It's not a sign that you will die." " But..?" "Please excuse me for a minute." "I can't do it." "He thinks he's going to die." " Of course you can do it." " No, I feel empty." " It's no use." " You're doing really well." " Were you listening at all?" " Pull yourself together." " I believe in you, but don 't sing." " What would Alexander do?" "Say some Buddhist mumbo-jumbo or try to have sex with him?" "Of course!" "Alexander's white rock crystal." "It works well with the Crown Shakra where you get help from your superego." "White..." "White energy, white aura." "I should have worn white clothes." "Yes, that's it." "Get back in there." "No..." "I'm sorry." "You scared me." " Who are you?" " Daniel." " Not you." "You in the Santa suit." " Who?" "What?" "Is it just me?" " He's sitting right next to you." " I don't see Santa Claus." " It's not Santa Claus." "It's..." " Tell Daniel I love him." " He's not deaf." " Excuse me?" " What?" " I don't understand." "What..?" "I can understand why you don't understand." "Okay, Daniel." "Okay..." "This is really big." "Er..." "Daniel." "There's a man sitting next to you, and he says he loves you." "Tell him to live life fully and do the things he wants to do." " You need to live life fully." " Who is this man?" "I don't know." " Who are you?" " Bent." " His name is Bent." "Do you know him?" " Of course." "I'm his father." " Did you Google me?" " Tell him, he must listen to you." "Daniel, everything will be okay." "You just need to listen to me." "I just need to get this straight." "Is my father here in a Santa suit telling me to listen to you?" " Yes, I think so." " At a rate of 800 kroner per hour?" "That's insane." "You're insane!" "This is ridiculous." "What about your father?" "My f-f-father is dead." "But you found out about that somehow." "How can you f-f-find that funny?" "The cup final 1988, junior player, he scored all four goals." " 'Goal Legs'." "Tell him that." " What?" "Four goals, Goal Legs, junior cup final." "Daniel?" "Bent?" "Bent?" "Are you here?" " Who are you talking to?" " Daniel's dead father was here." " Daniel was here, right?" " Sidsel, it's unbelievable." "Daniel's father was here too!" "Dressed like Santa Claus." "Then he should have paid double." " Was he hot?" " I need to discuss this with someone." "Someone who's not totally retarded." "Nice work." "Let me give you a hand." "I feel good about myself." "I'm happy." "Think positive thoughts." "Sun up, sun down." "Let it flow all the way out there and melt." "Yes..." "Is that it for today?" "Remember the Pineal Chakra... the third eye." " Namaste." " Namaste." " Pernille, what are you doing here?" " I need to talk to you." " I'm off to the eco hair salon." " Why don't I pick you up there?" "Okay." "Maria, that's not my problem." "Okay?" "Maria, I don't care." "You have to take care of it yourself." "Yes, tomorrow." "Hi, honey." "How was the meeting with the hag from the swamp?" " Was she a complete nutcase?" " No, I don 't think so." "Tell me some more." "Did she carry a pet rat on her shoulder?" " No." " Did she say anything sensible?" "She mentioned something about Snowman Frost." " Who is Snowman Frost?" " I don 't know." " Daniel, what's that?" " Larsen made it." "It's a health hazard." "There's moss on it." " I like Christmas decorations." " Yes, from top florists." "Not a forest floor installation made by a retarded janitor." "I knew it." "My hands reek of moss." "I need to wash them before we leave." " How can you f-f-find that funny?" " What?" "Four goals, Goal Legs, junior cup final..." "Daniel?" " Here you are." " I will be in Goa for Christmas." " Goa?" " Yes, Goa in India." "The Buddhist Anthroposophical Philosophy Association invited me   to an introspect silent meditation week." "Aren't I lucky?" "I wanted to spend Christmas with you." "Is that why you invited me to the Devil's lair?" " The Devil's lair?" " Yes, the Devil's lair, Pernille." " What is this?" " Gingerbread." " And a cup of nice, hot chocolate." " No!" "No... it isn't." "It's poison disguised as sugar." "You must learn to search your soul." "We talked about this so many times." "Okay?" " What did you want to tell me?" " Nothing." "Come on!" " I just need some clarity." " Mmm..." "I need to know where you are in your life." "How do you mean?" "You know I need to be as free as the bird." "Yes, but for how long?" "Always?" "Nobody knows." "I want to get married and have kids." "I really want that." "I want to  have a romantic lunch in the park." "I want to go on a picnic." "I want a holiday with my kids in a cottage in the Swedish woods." "I want to buy an electric car and a puppy." "I want to..." "Alexander, I've had enough of the free bird crap." "Do you know what?" "Okay..." "Okay..." "Sometimes the best answer to life's most difficult questions  lies in having intercourse." "Right, honey." "Come..." "No, Alexander!" "I can't do this." "You need to figure out what you want." " I wasn't done." " Yes, you were." "Why does he talk about relationships when he doesn't have a girlfriend?" " Do you?" " That's none of your business." "Clearly not, then." " Hi!" " Hej, Pernille." "We have group therapy." "Group, say hi to Pernille." "We're making paper chains." "Working on something helps the thought process." " What's your date of birth, Else?" " September 14th." "Why?" " Then you're a virgin." " Shut up, babyface!" " Okay,14.09." "Sofie?" " My birthday is next Friday." " 23. 12." " Yes, it's so lame." " Why?" " It's the day before Christmas Eve." " Do you a boyfriend?" " Yes, I have 15." "15." "That's a nice number." "Does anybody live in number 32?" " Shut up about those numbers!" " Hey!" "Who are you telling 'hey'?" "Yes, Peter." "Don't interrupt." "See beyond the end of your nose." " Yes..." " Don't be so self-obsessed." " Hi!" " Hi." " I come unannounced, but can we talk?" " Yes, of course." "But we need to talk in my bedroom." "They have group therapy in the living room." " I'm fascinated by numbers." " Yes, but we aren 't." "I have to ask..." "Did you see my father the last time?" " What exactly do you do?" " I sense things." "I see signs..." "and now I see dead people, too." " Do you see my future?" " No, not like that." "But I don 't think you're honest with yourself." "Do you like your job?" " Yes... more or less." " Are you sure?" "You're not using your creativity." "Using it will make you happy." "And I also sense  that you will meet the woman of your dreams." "Do you have a girlfriend?" " Yes, I have a girlfriend." " I see." "This woman  is the one you will spend the rest of your life with." "You will have kids." "An entire football team." " Do you see my father now?" " No." "What kind of book are you writing?" " I'm not writing a book." " Oh..." "I was so sure of it." " How do I look?" " Nice." "I don't just want to look nice." "Stretch your vocabulary." " They're just your parents." " Just my parents?" "It means a lot to them." "Especially today." " Hi, honey." " Hi, mum." " Where's the birthday boy?" " Playing." "Comment on their new sofa." " Here you are." " Thank you." "You look lovely." " I just detoxed." " I'll say." "Hi, Daniel." "Come in." "Welcome drinks in the garden room." " Did you get a bowel irrigation?" " Yes, at Ole Clausen 's." " No!" " Yes, it was horrible." " Hi!" " Hi." "Hi, Marius." "Happy birthday, big boy." "Wauw!" "Nice corner sofa." "Very nice!" "Is it new?" "Yes." "We bought it through one of Jens' business partners." " Very expensive." " And the kids love it." " I'm considering selling the paper." " Okay." "To whom?" "You and Michelle." "I have thought about it for a while." "We can't afford that." "Consider it a gift." "An advancement on your heritage." "You will be financially independent for the rest of your lives." "Michelle's very interested." " It is serious between you two, right?" " Of course..." "Okay then..." "welcome to the family, son." "Will you keep an eye on the steaks?" " Well, Niller." "Do you feel broody?" " She needs to find a boyfriend." "It's great." "I don 't know what we did before we got them." " What's wrong?" " Forget that voodoo bullshit." "In this home everything is perfect." "You 're just like daddy." "He also got the strangest feelings." "And look how he ended up." "He lost his mind." " Aren't we lucky?" " I need to understand this right." " Are we getting married?" " Yes." "Some random boyfriend won't do." "We talked about getting married at some point." "Don't you want to?" "Yes, but I just imagined getting down on one knee   in a romantic place where the sun is about to set." "That's so not sexy." "You've been offered a paper with 40 employees   and you're complaining about not busting your knees!" "Sunsets suck!" "There are always mosquitoes." "Mum?" "Did daddy see ghosts?" "I don't know." "But..." "He was able to see some things that other people don't." "He had a gift." "He just never learned to understand it." "And he wasn't able to control it." "He offended people." "He would have tackled a priest, too." "He had... the power of clairvoyance just like you, Pernille." "Why haven't you told me this before?" "Because it's not just a gift." "It can be overwhelming   to see into people and understand things about them they don't know." "I think what I'm trying to say is  it's okay to see things, Pernille." "But not everyone want to hear about those things." "It's not your responsibility to tell them what you sense." "It's just..." "I'm just confused at the moment." " Won't you come inside?" " Yes." "You're not the only one." "Right, Pernille?" " Hi." "What are you doing?" " Stretching." "My body feels used." "Why?" "Have you been to a zumba class?" " I'm off." "See you later, beautiful." " Bye." "Are you having sex with your clients?" "That's so irresponsible." " Yes, but he's so hot." " So what?" " Sidsel got lucky..." " Stop it!" "I have to listen to all their bullshit, so I deserve good sex." "You can 't take advantage of the therapist-client relationship." "He's allowed to say no." "I don't force my body onto him." " You would do the same with Daniel." " No, I wouldn 't." " If you say so." " Well, I do." " Yes, you do." " Dick." " Cheese." " Boob." "The other boob." "Sørensen, I don't know if I should continue as a clairvoyant." "Honey, you just started." "Move!" "You 're in my seat." "I remember some things from my childhood with my father." "I'm not sure I should cultivate it." " Because he ended up in a nut house?" " No, it's just..." "What if people listen to me and I'm wrong?" "You're never wrong." "Use the gift that you have." "Ask the pendulum if you don't believe me." "Move if I should use my clairvoyant powers." " It didn't move." " You sound uninspired." "Look at this." "Move, damn it, for crying out loud, if I should give Pernille 5 million." "Wauw, how lucky can you be?" "Should I use my powers?" " What a nice christening." " Yes, it was." "Thank you." " I think somebody..." " Let me." "Come on, mum." "That went well." " Who's Lone?" " I don't know." "You sure aren't boring, Pernille." "Nice, Else." "Very good." "That was black." "We need to find a blue colour." "Really good." "That was light blue." "Really well observed." "It's a good colour on you, Oliver." "It's a role play." "It shows them they play different roles in their lives." " Daniel is on his way." " You can sit in your bedroom." "Now you 're peach-coloured." "Not green!" "Peach-coloured." "Hi." " We'll be in my room again." " Okay." " Excuse me?" " Please be quiet." "We're improvising life." "You charlatan!" "Why are you lying all the time?" "If I tell you the truth about myself you're not going to want me." "Rather the hard truth than the nice lie." "I want the pure truth." "Do you know what you are?" "A coward." " Damn it, Else!" " Sorry, I got carried away." " I said I was sorry." " Was that really necessary?" " I'm really sorry." " Don 't worry about it." " Damn it!" " I can't help getting carried away." " That's where I draw the line." " Come on, let' go." "CHRISTMAS IN NYHAVN" "CHRISTMAS IN NYHAVN" "I said and did the wrong things." "Nobody ever said anything." "Maybe they felt sorry for me because my father had died." " How old were you when he died?" " 12." "But he got sick when I was 8." "He wanted me to become a doctor or a dentist." "Strange, since he was a hippie." "But it didn't turn out that way." " When did you become a clairvoyant?" " That..." "That happened gradually." " We talk about me a lot, don't we?" " I don't mind." "Daniel..." "listen." "You're facing some big changes, and you need to act now." "I..." "You will do something you've wanted to do for a while." " Afterwards you will get a sign." " A sign?" " It will be like flying." " Do you mean 'flying'?" "Yes." "Above water." "Well, I don't know, but yes." "When it happens you will know." "Then you've done the right thing." " Are you afraid of heights?" " No." "Good for you." "I am." " Would you like something to eat?" " Yes, please." "When my f-f-father and mother got divorced  my mother had a lot of bitterness towards my f-f-father." "She said some bad things about him." "I f-f-felt I had to look after her." "The last thing I told my f-f-father was  I hated him." "And that I never wanted to see him again." "Then he crashed in his car." "It was the day before Christmas." "He knows you didn't mean it." "It's f-f-frea... annoying, that stuttering." "It's mostly words with an F." " You will stop doing that soon." " I doubt it." "I've always done it." "It also starts when I talk about my f-f-feelings." "There it was again." "You have to believe that he loves you." "Your father." "I really do hope that you work everything out." " It was really nice meeting you." " Likewise." "Well..." " I need to..." " Yes, I..." " Bye!" " Bye." "You'll think I'm mad." "Snowman Frost pops up again." "Don 't worry." "I'm not going to sing." "Will you call me if you figure out what it means?" "I didn't mean it like that." "You don't need to call..." " Merry Christmas!" " Same to you." "Nice, Pernille." "You hit the nail on the head with that one." ""You don't need to call." Snowman Frost, up my arse!" "Hi." "What?" "Drop it!" "Daniel is about to meet the love of his life." "Someone who's confident, beautiful and lovely." "That could be you." "If nothing else you could pull him just before." "I believe in a greater whole." "He will meet his soulmate." "Hi, Alexander." "Fine, thanks." " What do you have in mind?" " Nothing." "What about Goa?" "Oh?" "Okay, cool." "Great." "See you then." "Bye." "Alexander didn't leave." "He wants to discuss something important." " At a picnic in the park." " Why do you wait on him hand and foot?" "And who the hell arranges an outdoor picnic a week before Christmas Eve?" "He must have come out in the name of Jesus." "Hi, Pernille." " Wauw!" " To keep you warm." "Camomile tea with ginger." " Pernille, give me your ankle." " Why?" "There..." "I got this thread by a fortune teller in Corsica." "She told me to give it to the woman " " I wanted to be with..." "for the rest of my life." "And that's you." "Pernille!" "And Alexandra!" "How funny." "What are you doing here?" "Peter said he thought he recognized you." " I don't think so." " Hi." "Hi!" "I had a good time when we met." " Do you come here often?" " I wouldn't say so." " I wonder why Peter recognizes you." " Sidsel, what are you doing here?" "We're hugging trees." "You should try it." "It's a nice grounded feeling." "You must lean against trees often, only with a different face expression." " We're not interrupting, are we?" " Yes, actually you are." "I'll see you at home, Pernille." "Good to see you again, old man." " That really killed the energy." " No, no." "It's still here." "Hold on." " I just need to..." "Okay." " Are you asking me to marry you?" "Marry in the Christian sense of the word isn't the best way to put it." "And as for the house, the car, the dog and so on   it's no surprise to you that I just don't play that vuvuzela." "But..." "The bird has landed on the branch, so I'm going to buy a puppy." "That's a start, isn't it?" "A small, cute, sensuous Sophus." " Why do you want to call it Sophus?" " That's what they're always called." "Those small dogs with long hair." "Sophus." " Oops!" " Shit, shit!" "Listen, baby, I'll get some new ones from the health shop." "Wait here." " Like this?" " It's just perfect." " What are you humming, Daniel?" " It's a song that stuck in my mind." "It's ghastly here." "People look so scruffy in December." "I can't wait until we're in Spain." " Do you have a problem?" " No, I just thought of something." " Let's keep going." " No, let's stay here." "You don't listen when I talk about the wedding and you hum children's songs." " You don't seem excited about Spain." " Things are happening so fast." " I f-f-feel like I need to think." " Think?" "Yes, think about the marriage, taking over the paper." "Everything." "Sometimes I just don't get you." "This is everything we dreamed of." "Don't you understand we'll never have to lift a finger?" "We're rich." " Do you understand the impact of it?" " That's why I f-f-feel I must think." "On the face of it one would think you're having doubts about us." "I'm having doubts about many things f-f-from beginning to end." "These big decisions are being forced onto me." "Give me a chance to f-f-figure it out." "This is where I draw the line!" "Nobody should have doubts about me." "So tell me, instantly, that you don't have any doubts about us." "I can't do that, because that's how I f-f-feel." "I can't believe you just said that." "Okay, then." "You 're not leaving me!" "Nobody leaves me, Daniel." "I'm leaving you!" "Get it?" "I'm always the one leaving!" " Michelle..." " Oh no, buddy!" " Calm down!" " I don't think so." "You're a psycho!" "You're messed up in your head." "And you stutter!" "You and me... we're so over!" "Good luck getting a job at F-f-factory, you stuttering arsehole!" "Shit!" "Shit, shit, shit!" "This can't be happening." "This isn't happening!" "Shit!" "Help!" "Damn it!" "Where do I hold on?" "No, no, no!" "Oh shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "I read your article about clairvoyance." "It's excellent." " We'll post it on the website." " Thank you." "You get three month's pay, and you should sell your company shares." "You can sell to anyone who's been here for five years or to me." "I'm sorry it had to come to this." " The car is ready." " Yes." "Don't worry." "You will do fine, and you 'll have more time for your book." "I need to sell my company shares." "You'll get a good price." "No, I don't have any money, but I have something else." " What the hell are you doing, Sidsel?" " We always hug trees on Thursdays." " You ruined it!" " Did you meet Oliver?" " Sidsel is breaking up with you." " But we're not even dating." "You're such a bad shag." "She faked every orgasm." "You've done nothing for her." "Goodbye!" " Now we're even." " Even?" "Who would you choose?" "Alexander or Oliver?" "Nobody's ever proposed to me." " When someone does, you fuck it up." " Did he propose?" "Yes, in his own way." "Alexander isn 't good enough for you." "He's gross, stupid and selfish." " Humanly speaking he's no Einstein." " Look who's talking." " Oliver isn 't exactly mr. hard-on." " That's exactly what he is." " Did you accept?" " I said I would think about it." "That was wise." " Daniel wants to show me something." " That's a sign, Pernille." "You just turned down Alexandra, and now Daniel wants to see you." "I didn't turn down Alexander." "I said I would think about it." "That's just like saying no, isn't it?" "There you go." " Hi, Jens." " Hi, Pernille." "You must be Lone." "Say hi to the kids." " Hi." " Hi." " Was it difficult to find?" " Yes, a little bit." " Let me take your coat." " Thank you." " What do you think?" " It's nice." " It needs to be done up." " Nice Christmas tree." "Well, I decorated it myself." " Do you live here?" " Yes." "You told me I would get a sign when I had made the right decision." "I broke up with my girlfriend and ended up on top of a bridge." "Can you believe that?" "All the things you said about air and water..." " And I bought this allotment shed." " I hope it was cheap." "It's the best thing I've ever done, and I did it because you told me to." "I'm sorry." "I just really felt like kissing you." "It's fine." "Can I try one more time?" "Try one more time." " Why aren't they done?" " It takes such a long time." "And it hurts like hell." " Do you need a hand?" " No, you get breakfast in bed." " Are you very hungry?" " Yes, I'm starving." " Can I make the pizza extra spicy?" " That's fine." "Great!" "A woman who likes spicy food." ""Clairvoyance..." "Call my Bluff."" " By Daniel?" " Do you like garlic?" ""Today, you don't need an education to call yourself a clairvoyant."" "Pernille..." "Garlic?" "Pernille?" "What's wrong?" "Pernille, what is it?" "Cigarette salesman?" " Pernille, listen..." " How stupid can you be?" "I wanted to tell you." "I was waiting for the right time." " Was this part of the research?" " Of course not." " To see how far you could go?" " I would never write anything bad." "Who do think you are?" "Shitty cigarette salesman!" "Go to hell!" "Pernille!" "Pernille!" "I'm sorry." "I would have told you about the article." "I just didn't know..." " I'm sorry." " Shitty shit." "I couldn't just walk in and say : "Hi, I'm doing an article on clairvoyance."" "I would never f-f-find out what was right and what was wrong." "Pernille!" "Pernille!" " Welcome to neighboorhood!" " Thank you!" "We could go on about this until Christmas Eve." "Christmas Eve." "The 24th." "I'm just putting it into perspective." " Finding the right melody." " That is such a grown-up thing to say." "Crappy window!" "Not again!" "You male chauvinist!" "That's 17 times now." "17 times. 18. 19. 20." "20 is a good number." " Will you stop with the numbers?" " That's enough!" " You're so bloody annoying!" " Take it easy." "Who of us should take it easy?" "Look at yourself, Peter!" "Are you dressed as John Wayne today, or what?" "What the hell is that?" "You're so afraid of being yourself   that you show up as one retard after another saying those stupid numbers." " It's unbearable!" " I think you should take it easy." "And you!" "No wonder you can 't love a man when you hate yourself that much." "Don't you get started, you spoiled little brat!" "Your life achievements are 15 nose holes   and looking like a big black trash bag." "Look at you!" "You 're wasting time!" "Live your lives for crying out loud!" "Get out!" "All of you!" "Or you 'll get some of this!" "Do you want a rum toddy?" "No?" "Maybe a biscuit?" "Daddy?" "Hello, Pernille." "You sensed me before you saw me." "Come over here and sit down." "You're so beautiful now." "Ask me anything." " I don 't know what to ask." " Yes, you do." "I don't know." "My life is a mess." "My entire life." "It's funny because I've felt that it was quite the opposite lately." "That you've realised what you have to do with your life." " Did you?" " Yes." "But then again I'm mad." "No, you're not." "I don't think you can decide what your own fate is, Pernille." "Sometimes I think you have to believe   that you're on the right path of life." "That the universe is on top of things." "And even though someone have failed before you   it doesn 't necessarily mean that it's something bad." "Everything will be okay, honey." " I've missed you so much." " And I've missed you, my little girl." "Who's Sophus?" " I don't know." "Why?" " I see you and a man in happiness." "I'm hearing the name Sophus." "Everything will be okay." "I promise you that." "Daddy?" "Hello, honey." "Would you like some mocha?" "Or a bed?" "You could be this medium that attracts fatherly ghosts." "I think you should read Daniel's article." " I don't want to." " I'll read it out loud." " I don't want to hear that shit." " Just the last bit of shit." ""For a sceptic like me it was revolutionizing."" ""I expected to be deceived but this woman was something else."" ""I don 't care if she spoke with the dead or used her intuition."" ""She said things that made me think about my life   which set me free and made me a better and happier person."" " That's nice." "But he still lied to me." " You lied too." "The website." "Doctors Without Borders, parachuting, tantra sex." "Who writes those things?" "Pernille, you're crazy about him." "Does it really matter then?" " Daniel shouldn 't be with me." " How do you know that?" "Because I received a sign." "I'm meant to be with Alexander." " You look good in that." " Thank you." "We're here to say thank you." "What you said to us was true." "I've hugged myself." " That's good." " And I haven't mentioned numbers." "Not one number since the last time." "That's very good, Peter." "I'm happy I could help you but..." " Sidsel, could you..?" "I have a date." " Really?" " With whom?" " The man of my life actually." " Well, you can't look like that then." " You said I looked like a trash bag." " I wouldn't say the same but..." " You look more like a grocery bag." " Maybe some jewellery would help." " And a little bit more makeup." "That is so beautiful." "Turn around." "Can I just say... even though I'd rather not, but it's three minutes to." "Bus 2A stops just outside." "and it takes 23 minutes to get there." " Get a taxi. 9 minutes. 124 kroner." " Thank you." "I have to go." "My God!" "She looked gorgeous!" "She's making the biggest mistake of her life and I can't do anything." "Or can we?" "Hello, baby." "You look fantastic." "Your Crown Shakra is so strong." "It's completely purple." " Hello." " Hello." " I wanted to make this special." " Are we celebrating something?" "What a coincidence!" "Hello, girls." "Don't look at me that way!" " What do you mean?" " You're staring at me." " We'll fix this in the toilet." " I'm actually busy." "I said : "Let's go to the toilet and fix this!"" " Aren't you the one that..." " Who dialled your number, Ghandi?" "Now take it easy." "Why don't we..?" "Shut it!" "Or do you want a taste of this?" " I'll take care of this." " Yes, you will." " What the hell are you doing?" " It took you a while to get it." "Where are we going?" "Daniel?" " What are you doing here?" " You texted asking to meet you here." " What?" " Didn't you?" "No." "It's a misunderstanding." "It made me so happy." "I was afraid, I'd never see you again." " You're so beautiful." " Thank you." "I promised myself, that if I saw you again " " I'd tell you I'm in love with you." "And that it feels so right whenever I think of you." "Which I do pretty much all the time." "And it makes me happy and calm." "I also decided that if I ever saw you again I'd tell you that..." " Yes?" " That you're the love of my life." "You didn't stutter once." "No." "I guess not." "Daniel..." "I think you're absolutely wonderful." "And you're great and..." " But you're confusing me." " What do you mean?" "Your fate says, you'll meet the love of your life." "I'm sure you will." "I believe I'll meet mine too." "But I think he's right over there." "Then I must have misunderstood something." "I'm sorry." "I have to go." "Okay." "Are you okay?" "What happened with that psychopath?" " It was just a misunderstanding." " I was just about to step in there..." "Would you like to grow old with me?" "I don't even want to grow old." "It's such a negative word." "I'd rather call it spiritually older." "But yes, I would like to marry you." "There's this temple near the Black Sea where you share a toasted beet   while the spiritual leader rubs these oils..." " Bye." " Bye." "Bye." "Who the hell was that?" "Alexander, this is really important." "Can you see us start a family together?" " That you settled down and..." " I'm a very relaxed and zen person." " I don 't understand what you mean." " Okay." " Our puppy's name is Sophus, right?" " Why?" "You said that." "Our dog should be named Sophus." "No, that's just something you say." "Don't pin that on me." "If I'm getting a puppy I want to call it Obama." " Aren't we having dinner?" " I don't know what you want to do." "But I'm doing something else." "Give this to someone else." "We could call it Buddha!" "I don't care what it's called." "Sophus?" "Sophus!" "Sophus!" "Sophus!" "Sophus!" " Sophus!" " Hey!" "You need to come down." "No, it's important!" "Sophus!" "You can't do this." "You're scaring the other visitors." " Get down now." " Sophus!" " I'm sorry, but the exit is here." " I'm meeting the love of my life." " Not today, little missy." " Sophus?" "Please." "That's him." " Come on." "It's Christmas." " Well alright then." "Just stay on the ground now, okay?" "Sophus!" " Sophus?" " Yes." "No one has called me that since my father passed away." " Why were you called Sophus?" " My father loved this football player." "I don't care about fate, karma, messages and silly feelings." "Some times things aren 't that complicated." " I love you." " I love you too." " How does Snowman Frost end?" " Badly." " Could you sing it to me?" "Come on." " No." " Come on." "I want to hear it." " No." "Stop it." "SNOWMAN FROST" "Hello." "Nice to see you." "I'm happy you could make it." " I've been so excited all day." " It is very exciting." " Hi, mum." " Hi, honey." " Did it go okay?" " Yes." "This is my daughter." "So that's the only right thing to do?" "You have to forgive the affair with Lone." " Do you have to mention her name?" " Yes." "And you do, too." "Say it." ""I have nothing against Lone." You can do it." "Repeat after me." "I have nothing against Lone." " I have..." " Nothing  nothing against..." "Lone." "That fucking big-titted bitch!" "That actually felt good." " What are you doing later?" " What are you doing?" " What's up, Peter?" " What's up, Else?" "Did you know that women have 23 erogenous zones?" " Wauw." "How do you know that?" " I've tried them all and counted them." " Let's go, Peter." " May I suggest number 14?" " Yes" " Okay." "That is a very cool dog." " Hello." " Hello." " Would you like to sit down?" " Yes, please." "There you go." " I think it's a very wise dog." " It is." " That's a very nice shirt." " Thank you." "Wauw!" "You have a very strong aura." "Very beautiful." " Are you seeing someone?" " No." " Are you?" " No." "I never did." " What's up, baby?" " There you are." " Is there a fire here?" " I'll say." " Hi, honey!" " Hi." " I'm sorry I couldn't make it." " It's okay." "I'm so proud of you." " How did it go?" "Is everything okay?" " Yes." " There are two." " Are we having twins?" "Two boys?" "That's an entire football team!" "Who saw that one coming?" " Yeah... who saw that one coming." " Was that..?" "Subtitles:" "Mille Nissen SDI Media Denmark"