"'Criminal!" "Criminal!" "Criminal!" "'" "Beware!" "Stay alert!" "Hang on tight!" "You're watching criminal on lBN7." "'Criminal!" "Criminal!" "Criminal!" "'" "From the dark vicious world of crime.." "..the sensational journey of incidents, happenings.." "..and criminals continues.." "..in Criminal." "Catch a big thief and you get a big head!" "You'll saythis is just a saying." "But Criminal will show you that it's true." "Today criminal brings you.." "the cunning, super burglar," "..who was on a fast track to fame." "Who would steal your diamonds and heart at the same time.." "..dodging the police searchlights to run into camera flashes." "'Criminal!" "Criminal!" "Criminal!" "'" "Excuse me, sir." "Sir.." "One by one, please." "The prime minister would have been here quicker!" "I would like to welcome.." "Lucky, the commissioner will present you to the press himself." "You'll be all over TV." "Big crowd." " Don't laze around." "Surinder." " Sir." " The Commissioner's asked him to dress nice." "What'll you wear, Lucky?" "Get my suitcase first." " Get it." "It's got 200 shirts." "Who will hunt one for him?" "What colour?" " I look good in black." "Get it ironed." " Who pays for my overtime?" "Stick close to the black beauty, Chaudhary." "Folks at home would see you on TV too." "Who'll look at me with him around?" "He's the star!" "What's the total recovery amount?" "I'm proud to announce the biggest catch ever by the Delhi police.." "..worth seventy million." " Look, guitar." "Back off!" " Just trying to play it.." "He's only touching." "What about the thief?" "You made a star out of him!" "What's the total recovery amount?" "Sir, the number of people in his gang?" "And the jewellery?" "One question at a time." "He owned some flats too.." "Sir.." " One question at a time please." "Was there a girl in his gang?" "Did Lucky.." "Sir!" "Hello Charlie, dog on the loose." "Lucky!" "Your dog ran away.." "Not my dog." "I stole it." "And fed it like a fat pig." "It's gone now!" "So what!" "It's just a dog." "Call it back.. catch it." "Catch that mutt!" "It's on the stash list!" "What's he called?" " Quick!" "They're asking for the name." "I used to call it Happy." " Huh?" "Happy!" " Sir, Happy!" "What?" " The dog's name is Happy, sir." "That's not working!" "He just keeps running away." "Tell them to say.. 'Happy, come come.'" "Say 'come, come' to it, sir." "English speaking dog sir." "Very posh." "Happy, come, come!" "Happy.." "Nothing's working." "You're sure the dog is not dumb?" "!" "Your mutt will get me fired!" "Call it with love." "It'll come." "With love." ""Love!" "Love!" "Love!" "Love!"" ""I need a Iittle."" ""A little love is needed. "" ""I need a Iittle. "" ""A little love is needed. "" ""Darling!" "Beloved!"" ""Listen to me!"" ""I need a Iittle. "" ""A little love is needed. "" ""Love!" "Love!" "Love!" "Love!"" "With love." "This is Lovinder Singh Lucky." "Age 31." "With love." "And this, Lucky age 1 5!" "Telling you anything with love is useless!" "Go and keep the bag inside." "You call this love?" "Keep it yourself." "Your father too won't refuse!" "Keep it!" "Go on then." " Have some shame!" "She's your aunt." "May be yours, not mine." "Real smart, eh?" "Well done!" "I go out there, work hard in knee deep snow.." "..Bring back sacks full of almonds, and listen to my son acting smart!" "You get almonds 'cause they're cheap." "What's the big deal?" "Useless!" " Ever got a videogame?" "Videogame!" "It's your mother talking, I know." "I know her tricks." "All of us could be real happy living together.." "..but not your mom!" "She is teaching everyone." "I know everything.." "I'm off to Karnal, then you can earn and feed yourself!" "Got it?" "And you!" "I'll see you when you come asking for the school fee!" "Do you even know which school it is?" "Give me a hundred bucks." "You need hundred rupees!" "I'm your father!" "I gave you money to make six pumps, you went and sold seven!" "You think I don't know?" "I am your father!" "You give me a hundred back!" "Cheat!" " Here." "Build yourself the Taj." "This is my house." "She'll live here." "Those who want to stay, can stay.." "..those who don't, find somewhere else!" "Put her on your lap, who's stopping you?" ""Street dancer! "" "Hey, Lucky!" "Come on!" ""You're a beloved princess of the king. "" ""I'm a poor monk. "" "It's imported." "Automatic." "Press a button and the window goes up like this." "It goes sideways too?" "It's imported." "There's a button for everything." "I swear on my mom." "I've seen it from inside." "Look she's calling you." "Come press my buttons, she says!" "How much?" " Five million." "Don't lie." "Honest!" "My cousin just bought it." "You want to buy one?" "Want take her for a ride?" "Can't I?" "Why not?" "Take her for a ride." "Sing a song." "Call her 'dear sister'." "Kukki!" "That hockey guy is in the neighbourhood!" "Hurry!" "Catch him." "Quick!" "Lucky, get him!" "He's going over the gate." "Open it.. he's getting away!" "Scoundrel!" "I won't spare you today!" " I'm sorry!" "Nice.. imported." "5 goals you dumped on us, huh?" "Signing the girls' fan-books then?" "!" "Now you're sorry?" "Won't put a goal in ever again!" "Stop it." "You'll kill him." "Wait up, hockey boy!" "Tell me.. what's there in the cards?" " What?" "What's printed on greetings cards, that makes girls go crazy?" "East or west, my love is the best." "Slowly." "And Louder." "East or west, my love is the best." "Let me go!" "I'm getting late for class!" "Why do you want to know" "Do you want to give a card to her?" "Can't I?" "Have you seen your face?" " Why else would I want to?" "You'll speak English with her?" "Why not?" "!" "Hey Lucky!" "Don't waste my time, man!" "Let me beat him properly.." "Hey Kukki!" "Come here." " Sorry, please!" "Sorry!" "What're you looking at?" "Come here!" "Let me go, man.." " Stay with him." "Hurry up." "Hurry up." "I have some money.. take it." "I'm getting late." "Please let me go!" "I had an extra class in school." "Sorry." "Didn't I tell you not to?" "Who are they?" " Don't look." "They're trouble." "You stay put!" "What do you want?" "A greeting card." " There's many." "Which one do you want?" "Birthday, mother, father, sister, love.. which one?" "The one I could give you!" "It's all here." "Take your pick." "Fooled around." "Now he's dead." "Died of fooling around?" "Messed with the wrong crowd." "That's fooling around." "It could have been us down there with cotton up our nose." "Why the cotton?" "It keeps out the stink." "She smiled at you?" "Right?" "!" "You're in the schmoopie!" "What's that?" "Forget it, what're you going to do now?" "How much is a scooter?" "Act your age." " Here's some for you too!" "Go on!" "Dad, your trousers." "Okay!" "Up you go.." "Enjoy." "I was thinking.. there should be another scooter at home." "You take yours to the office." "Then all the household chores.." "..brother's college, running errands, cooler delivery." "Another one will speed up things." "Why not a motorbike?" "Might as well pick up full speed." "Sure!" "A motorbike!" "Hero Honda?" " Yes." "Sure!" "Tell me the colour." "Don't want to buy something you don't like." "Black.." "No, a red one." "Okay." "Red." "Which shade?" "The Suzuki red?" "Or the red your face will be, once I punch it hard?" "Bike, eh?" "I'll make you eat one you, scoundrel!" "Will you take your mother for a ride!" "You come down here!" "I'll turn you into a scooter!" "Decide, you want your square meals or the scooter!" "Idiot!" "Why did you say that you'll buy one, then?" "You come down here and eat the bike!" "You think I'm a fool." "Bloody beggars I got for a family!" "You got what you deserve." "You'll burn your hand." " Mind your own business." "Went to the shop, you weren't there." "Dad's shift." " I know." "Overcharged me for this." "You buy from me and give it back to me?" "What a waste of money." "Money's nothing between friends." "Let's go for a ride." " O' yeah?" "No way." "You walk to class everyday." "I'll fly you there today." "I don't want to fly." "Just one round." " Why the special round today?" "It's my birthday." " Today?" "!" "Yup." "Comes just twice a year." "What did you get for your birthday?" " This." "My dad gifted it." "What does your dad do?" " lmport-export." "Meaning?" "Gets almonds from there, takes peanuts back." "Who's bike is this?" "Anyone?" ""My heart beats!"" ""What should I do, my dear?"" "Butter chicken." " Get butter chicken." "Butter chicken" "Usually one orders some rice along with it." "That's what I' m doing." "Some rice." "Without curry?" " Of course, curry!" "Some trainee!" "This will take time." "Obviously you'll want some snacks.." "Shall I get some fries?" "Yeah, sure." "Butter chicken. 160." "Rice. 95." "Curry. 56." "Fries. 45." "Total.. 356." "With the tax. 403." "Tax?" "On eating?" "Kid, Just order some fries." "You'll get 5 pieces." "Eat two and a half each!" "Or three and two." "Depends on you capacity." "Order anything." "Tea or coffee." " Lunchtime." "No tea or coffee." "Water is free." "Go ahead drink up." "You want that kind of water, then Rs.1 00 per hour." "Think about it." "I'll be back." "Let's go, I'm not hungry." "What happened?" " I'm not hungry." "Let's go." "What's wrong?" "I don't want to eat here!" "Look I bought a card from your father, for you." "This is for sick people!" "Do I look sick to you?" ""I got accused for loving someone. "" "Want a scooter?" "To take a girl out?" "You'll take me out too?" "If the tyres don't burst first." " Shut up!" "You want a scooter, tell me." "Your dad listens to me." "And take me along for practice then." " To practice what?" "Riding with a girl, what else?" "I'll sit behind you like this.. real cosy." "Don't talk crap!" "Really?" "As if you don't know anything." "Look at you acting innocent." "Why are you so scared?" "Do I bite?" "I'm not scared of anyone!" "Yeah." "You're a film star, huh?" "Some star!" " Let go!" "Let go!" "I said let go!" " You're so cute!" "Let go!" "Mind yourself!" "I'll tell dad." "Witch!" "Wow!" "Then?" "Took her for a ride." "Then?" "Rode around the neighbourhood." "Then took her to the restaurant." "Then?" " C'mon, tell us!" "Lucky, are you crazy or what?" "Shut up!" " You shut up." "He comes and asks me for the scooter." "I tell him to buzz off." "Says give me the key, want to open a bottle." "I give the key." "Then he wants a glass." "I go to get it." "Bugger takes off with the scooter!" "There's your precious scooter." "Lucky tell me before you steal it, man!" "Do I ever refuse?" "He went out with the card shop girl." "Go on!" "Liar!" "I'll show you the Rs.325 bill tomorrow." " Really." "Tell me!" " Then?" "Tell." "I kissed her." " Oh!" "What did she say then?" "Said I looked like a movie star." " Oh!" "What did you do?" "What else, told her I loved her!" "That's all?" "What else?" "Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gogi Arora and the Band!" "He's the king." "Make an impression." ""Look mom, your son has become a spoilt brat. "" ""Look mom, your son has become a spoilt brat. "" ""Look mom, your son has become a spoilt brat. "" "Where's the chick?" " Bring her on!" "Get off you old hag!" ""Look mom.. "" "Bloody night shift with savages." "Play it up!" "Dolly!" "Dolly!" "Dolly!" "Dolly!" "Ready for the show.." "Are you then?" "Who's that swi m m ing?" " The Water Queen!" "Who wants to touch?" " We're all keen!" "Dolly!" "Dolly!" "Dolly!" "Dolly!" "No more than five minutes." "How many times?" "How many times did I tell you.." "..not to pick farmhouse parties off the highway!" "When the rotten eggs land,.." "..are you going to fry them, you dumb person?" "Tearing her clothes off!" "They're animals out there.." "Should I sing till I bleed?" "Gogi Sir!" " Scoundrels!" "Bangali, my man!" "Working hard.." "Eat properly, Gogi sir." "You're looking weaker." "Forget it!" "What's up?" "Gogi Sir.." "The money for the last job.." "There!" "Behold the bloodsuckers." "Will you pick pennies from the stage to.." "..keep them off me now?" "Here, take your pound of flesh!" "Take it!" "Forget about it." "I just wanted to meet you." "Need a car, Bangali." "Car?" "We don't deal in cars." "Which make?" "That's.." "That's Lucky." "Good fixer." "You name it, he can do it!" "You guys know I only buy good stuff." "Imported." "A Mercedes will do?" "Lucky, eh?" "Take it away, this is a two wheeler parking!" " Don't fight guys." "You're nuts?" "Do you know who he is?" "You told me to make an impression." "I didn't tell you to promise him a Mercedes!" "And in two hours?" "Where'll you get a Mercedes in 2 hours?" "Tell me." "What?" "What're you looking at?" "Keep an eye out." "Lucky!" "Don't." "They'll massacre us here." "Played real nice!" "You're going to get us killed!" "Dare you touch it!" "Don't!" " Call him!" ""Takes Whatever he gets!"" ""You're the star, you're the dude.. "" "Why, don't we own a luxury car?" " Because of you.." "The Honda.." "C'mon, let's go." "Hurry!" "Lucky!" "Why are you stealing our own car?" "Lucky, what are you doing?" " Parking." "Why are you stalling?" "What nonsense is this!" "Lucky, don't.." " Mind your language!" "Show some manners." "Still fighting?" " Pick your own nose!" "Lookwhat a pain bad parking can be!" "Can I please come in and sit?" "Ask your Gogi where he wants it." "I don't want to go!" "Don't want to.." "Such a flashy car, Sippa!" "Try it." "Gogi, I'll ride in your heart." "This is my heart." "It's black that's all." "Come on, get in." " Get in." "Get in, brother." "I don't want to go!" "I don't want to go!" "Wait!" " What?" "Dolly comes along too." " I love her." "Go kid." " I want Dolly!" "She's coming!" "You drive them home." "How..?" " Just kill me!" "I won't leave without Dolly." "Got to go." "We only promised to deliver." "Am I a driver?" "Sippa's a minister's son." "The car's not safe here too." "It's safe out on the roads?" "Try and understand." " Send Dolly!" "Do it for me, will you?" "Gogi Sir depends on me!" "Get in." ""Your nose ring!" "Your nose ring!"" ""Your nose ring stole my heart away!"" ""Your nose ring stole my heart away!"" "Where do we drop you?" " Huh?" "Where do we drop you?" "Where do you want to go?" "Want to go to the disc?" "Take us to the disco." "Royal Mirage." " It was to be a ride home." "Shut up!" "Who's sitting at the back?" "You or me?" "Forget it." "Forget it, sir." "Bloody driver!" " Keep going, man." ""Your nose ring stole my heart away!"" "Wait here!" "C'mon, Dolly!" "Buddy!" " Buddy!" "Don't!" "C'mon!" "Hey guys!" "Forgot the keys." "Watch it for me." "Stay with it." "Lucky!" "What is it that you want?" "If that hippo can go in, so can we!" "You're no better!" "Where're you headed?" "Headed in." " Why?" "Can't we go i n?" " Find some place else." "Go." "Go." "Buzz off." " Let's go." " Go!" "This way out." " Shut up and follow." "Shop's closed, sir." " How's this?" "Bed linen for eight grand?" ""Damsels!"" "Should have let us in the first time." "Saved us the money." "One Screwdriver, please." ""Don't shed tears." "Don't lose these precious gems. "" ""Don't shed tears." "Don't lose these precious gems. "" "Looking smart!" "Drinking on an empty stomach?" "Alone?" "Let's order some chicken, huh?" " And some fish too!" " The food's great here!" "Right, Lucky?" "What'll you have?" "Hey!" " I fast every Tuesday and Thursday." "No meat." "What's the day today?" "Do one thing." " Get a calendar first." "God!" "Naughty you are, huh?" "Monkey!" "I'm starving here and you want a calendar!" "Naughty you are, huh?" "Who let you in, huh?" "All it takes is money." "Bloody big mouth!" "Scoundrel!" "What are you doing, man!" "What are you doing!" "Let go of him, man." "Let go!" "Let go!" "Let me get my hands on you!" "I'll kill you!" "Hey Lucky.." " Move aside." "Leave me." " You come here scoundrel." "Come here." "I'll bury you right here!" " No, man!" "The sister, Sippa?" " She's yours." "Take her home." "Jenny, call my dad.." "Sorry." "Get it dry cleaned." "Don't bother." " I'll blow everyone up!" "I wear a shirt only once." "Sippa, take the car, got it with great difficultly!" " Burn it!" "Please take the car." "Take it!" "Take it!" "Please!" "Coward!" "Coward!" "What happened?" "Happy now?" "What're you looking at?" "Buzz off!" "Now take this hell-ride and the black princess, and choke!" "Gogi Sir is going to have me for breakfast tomorrow!" "He'll have me with sauce." "I am going." "Let's go." "Buzz off!" "Stop pretending!" "Bye, bye." "What?" " Have some lemonade." "Will help you throw up." "One a clock in my house." "We were playing cat and mouse." "The mouse was.." "Where do I put her?" " On the bed." "The cat was chasing the mouse." "Take off the shoes." "Hero!" " Not yours, hers." "Done." " Cover her." "Why don't you do it?" " I don't touch her when she's drunk." "Do it." "Who's that, Sonal?" " Dolly's back, mom." "Is she drunk?" "Throwing up?" " Threw up already.. sleeping now." "It's done." "Anything else?" "Do the dishes?" "Are you Goldie?" " Huh?" "Titu, the one who calls daily?" " No." "Are you Sippa?" " No." "He's Clint Eastwood." "Tea." "Thank you." "breakfast would be nice." "This is a straight neighbourhood." "If they see a flashy car, they talk." "I came to ask you to leave." "What's wrong with a flashy car?" "It's not the car." "Please leave!" "This isn't my car." "I stole it." " Lucky, let's go." "We came to drop your sister." "Only because Gogi had requested." "Lucky, Don't mess around." "The check-post opens at seven." "And my name is not Titu, Sonu or Clint Eastwood." "Thank you." " It's Lucky." "Remember it!" "Bloody beggars.. they'll buy a Mercedes, but won't fill petrol in it." "Now keep waiting." "Does the bus halt at the depot?" " The depot burned down." "Really?" "Who was the tea girl?" " Sister's sister." "Get ready to plead to Gogi." " Why?" "We took the money." "And lost the Mercedes." "Safe to kiss his rare, and save your own." "You do that." "He paid us." "We'll get him a Mercedes." "What do you want fifty for?" " That's the fare." "You took the long route." "The meter's cooked." "It's not." " Get it checked, shall I?" "Do that." "We're from around here, ok?" "Know your tricks!" "I'm from around here, too!" "Here's a tenner." "Build yourself a palace." "I will." "Bloody thieves!" "The money was for a Mercedes." "You want to take a rickshaw to steal a Mercedes?" "Oh no!" "Mercedes!" "Shiny red!" " Keep moving." "Turn back." "Turn back." "Stop." "Stop." "Okay, go." "How'll you get past the guard, Lucky?" "Be ready to scoot." "Had to give a courier." " Show me." " Mr. Chadha's signature is needed." "He isn't in." "Come later." " Keep in gear." "I need his signatures." " He's available in the evenings only." "I've come all the way.." "Hey!" "How's it going, pal?" " Good, sir." "You've pulled down, man!" " Sir.." "Stay put." "Chadha wants me to get something." "But sir.. - stay right there." "I'll be back in five." "Pinky!" " Yes?" " Get me some water." "Keep the evening medicines out." "Okay." "Who's that?" " It's Lucky, grandma!" "Oh, ok." "Hey listen.." "Are you deaf?" "Deaf?" " Huh?" "Mr. Chadha's been calling you on the phone!" "But.." "Come here." "Hold this." " Yes, sir." "Mr. Chadha asked for the TV." "Grandma had to get up and take the phone." "What're you looking at?" "Keep it in the car fool!" " Yes, sir. - ldiot!" "Lucky?" "Lucky who?" "Be a little responsible." " Yes, sir." "Don't just stand there." "Go in, they need you!" " Yes sir." "Thief!" "Thief!" "Thief!" "Grandma!" "Grandma!" " Move, hurry!" "He whisked the second car and it killed me the second time over!" "I sure." "I'm glad you could pull it off a second time over.." "..but why did you steal the TV?" "It's a gift, Gogi sir.. for you." "Take it." "Where do you live?" "Don't ask.. in the car!" "Backseat, the bedroom, living room at front." "What?" "!" "A homeless one is difficult to track down." "Safety reasons!" "Right." "Wonderful!" "The world will be your home one day, sonny!" "I guarantee that!" "See!" "Your future's been bared, Lucky!" ""Tweet!" "TWeet!"" ""Jugni has an ac car. "" ""She keeps the windows rolled up. "" ""She stays in a beautiful bungalow at sector four. "" ""Jugni has an ac car. "" ""She keeps the windows rolled up. "" ""She stays in a beautiful bungalow at sector four. "" "How are you?" "All fine?" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles. "" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles and takes my heart away!"" ""We are young men of Punjab, everyone knows us." "We make noise and speed cars!"" ""Your lanes are narrow." "We need chicken rolls." "Find some." "Get us a few pieces of butter chicken. "" ""She looks very cute when she says sorry." "Does fashion and fears her father. "" ""Stays at home, loves the computer and the hooter of the bike! "" ""Wednesday and Saturday tutor come to teach you!"" ""Come on gather your books and do something! "" ""You're having small cute biscuits. "" ""People fear you cheating them." "After doing everything you still Want more. "" ""Everyone calls you super-thief!"" ""Super-thief!" "Thief!" "Thief! "" ""I'm her beloved, I shall live in her heart. "" ""Jugni talks.. "" "Hey!" "Where are you taking it?" "That's mine!" "Go in and see what dad got you i n exchange!" "Ok." "And madam, happy birthday!" "Thank you." ""Jugni talks in English!"" ""Talk to me, I've lost my heart to you!" "Jugni makes me squirm." "She smiles. "" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles and takes my heart away!" " Come on! "" "Flashy cars allowed here?" "Or is this a straight neighbourhood too?" "Where did you steal that from?" "The showroom." "Bought it for cash." "Why the trouble to the world?" "You wouldn't ride in a stolen car." " Why me?" "Who else?" " I'm not that kind of girl." "So come in and tell me what kind are you." "I don't hop into cars!" "Then what do you hop into?" "Bullock carts?" "Sonal!" "Listen!" "Wait up!" "The car's the problem?" " Yes." "You don't want to get in." " No." "Let's take an auto-rickshaw." "Hey!" "Downtown." "Take the busiest route." "No." "This flashy too?" " I won't go." "A bus then?" "Or should we walk?" "It will build up an appetite too." "Who's the parking attendant?" " Me." "Whose car is this?" " That sir's.." " Whose?" " That sir.." "Get it removed right now." "Who told you about my college?" "Saw a photo at your place." "Sharp." "What else did you see?" "Found something to steal?" "Not something.. someone." "Try the sweet talk on them." "Might work." "Rich brats all." "Why wear a skirt at all ifyou have to wear it so high?" "You must've worn them in school too." "We were covered from head to toe." "No wonder you're jealous." " I'm not jealous of anybody!" "Got it!" "Especially of girls like them." "Don't think you can impress me with your prince charming act, your flashy cars and swish cafes." "No one will consider you worthy of their time if they come.." "..to know you're a thief." "But you've been here for half an hour." "Fine." "I'm leaving." "Bye." "Bye!" "Who do you think you are?" " Clint Eastwood." "You're just all talk!" " I can do things too." "What can you do?" "Scared?" "Lucky, cops!" "Thieves get scared." "Not me." "Dolly was asking about you.." "you're in demand, huh!" "That Gupta is also jealous.." "Was complaining that you're a Gogi loyalist now!" "I said, 'He's my son after all!" "' Here, take it.." "Will easily get double the cash, outside, Gogi Sir.." "Try outside then." "I've always kept you sated." "Ask for more when you need it." "Bangali, keep the Mercedes ready for tomorrow.." "Okay, boss." "Hello!" "Sonal?" " Got married." "Off with her man." "Got you!" "Can't you come to meet me?" "Your parents?" " Out of town, with Sonal." "Didn't she tell you?" "Some friends you are!" " No, she did." "But I forgot." "Forgot." "Forgot me too?" "Check if it's sweet enough." " I don't want it." "You're very boring." "Where do you stay these days?" "Rented a flat." "I'll buy one now." "Flat right, it will be a bungalow!" "The tycoon!" "My magic ball." "My hero!" "Nice perfume." "Expensive?" "Aftershave." " No wonder makes chicks slip on it." "I liked it when you asked me to eat at the disco.." "I had been dancing all evening without a bite." "Gogi Sir sweet-talked me into babysitting him." "How did you know I was hungry?" "I was touched." "Will you tell me something?" "Honest?" "Don't you find me hot?" "Look, no make up." "You like your girls plain, don't you?" "Yes?" "Lucky, I know you want me." "You understand me." " Dolly!" "You can touch me anywhere." "I won't stop you." " Dolly!" "I swear!" " Dolly!" " What's wrong with you?" "Not good enough for you, right?" "Want a classy babe?" "Did I say anything?" "You better not!" "Who the hell are you?" "Ever 'valuated' yourself?" "'Valuated?" "'" "Valuated?" "Go learn to speak English first!" "Then you say me!" "Gogi's kept you chained to himself and you think you own the world?" "Use and throw.." "that's what you are!" "Bloodythief!" "Stay away from Sonal." "Got it?" "She went to college." "She'll be counted among the gentry folks!" "You should know where you stand!" "Don't aim higher than you can reach." "What're you looking at?" "Get out!" ""Meera got lost in her devotion. "" ""She started singing.. "" ""Everywhere. "" ""Meera got lost in her devotion. "" " Gogi Sir, hello." "Where's Lucky?" "He's busy." " What?" "Busy!" " Hey, Levis!" "Stop." "What?" " He had work." "That man's working hard." "So hard he forgets.." "I am the only one sitting idle." "He is acting very smart." "Acting smart?" "A smart dog eats.. dirt." "What?" " Dirt." "Why?" "He is on a selling streak" "Selling it to everyone but me." "Right?" "Got himself a place." "Knew that?" "Bangali, you stayed back." "He's off ahead." "And you're choking in his tail-smoke!" ""She started singing everywhere! "" ""Meera got lost in her devotion. "" "'Welcome." "To those who have just tuned in..'" "What's the score, sir?" " 6 runs, not out." "Aren't they showing it on TV?" "They are." "Wife won't let me see it so early." "Let's scoot.." "Don't get into trouble." "One's enough for Gogi Sir." "What?" "We've taken one gift for Gogi Sir, cut him loose!" "Let's move." " Leg bye." " Let's move!" "What am I?" "A gift shop?" "This looks like a gift shop to you?" "Should I ruin my business for your gifts?" "Here, shove this gift up yours." "Don't fight." "Listen to your boss, pal." "The labour's off today, friend!" "He is useless." "Mind giving a hand?" "What's to mind?" "Just keep a gift for me too!" "Go, gift away!" "Go!" "Did you have to clean up the entire shop?" "One was enough for Gogi Sir!" "To hell with Gogi!" "Watch out." "That's Gogi Sir you're talking about." "He's the godfather." " For you." "Not mine." "I do what I feel like." "You think you can do that?" " Yes." "Take up a room?" " Yes." " And not even tell me?" " No." "No?" " No." "Let me know if you want to switch partners." "I do the dirty work, I do the deals and.." "You don't deal.. you fawn." "Lucky, don't act smart." "A smart dog ends up eating dirt." "Now what?" "Gupta, Lucky here." "The match going well?" "You want some stuff?" "A shop full of goodies." "To hell with my regular client." "You want it or not?" "Just keep one for Gogi Sir!" "It's his birthday." "Or we'll be cut up with the birthday cake too." "Wonderful!" " Wonderful!" "Look at him!" "The Last Emperor!" "Real neat, Gogi Sir!" "I'm off, Gog Sir." " Wait!" "Rastogi!" " Yes?" " This is the tiger I was telling you about!" "Tiger." "The face of an angel." " Angel!" "My angel tiger." "My tiger!" "My rat." "My cat." "My dog." "Got me just the chair and sold the whole set to his new Daddy." "Right?" "That Gupta!" "One of my old boys.." " oh yes Gupta!" "He calls me up, and says, Lucky's selling me stuff." "Should I take it?" "I say, 'Go right ahead!" "Lucky's solid gold!" "Won't stab you in the back!" "Right?" "'" "'Just likes to keep his snooty nose clean, that's all!" "'" "Saw how he said bye?" "Why did you laugh?" " Nothing." "Just.." "No." "Why?" " You were funny with the noises." "Noises?" "Am I a funny man?" "No." " No, sir." " Did I crack a joke?" "No." " No, Gogi Sir.." " What?" "Gogi Sir.." " Shut up!" "You laugh like this at your dad?" "He's just a kid Gogi Sir.." " Does he know that?" "Is this the way to behave?" "Does he know how to talk to grown ups?" "What are you?" "Some film star?" "Can't bow to show respect?" "Got a stiff neck?" "..Bad back?" " He's going to, Gogi Sir." "Lucky do what he says." "Lucky bow, for God's sake!" " Bow down." "He is like your dad." "Look at him!" "He took it for real!" "He's gone white!" "Look at him!" "You scared us all with your act Gogi Sir." " He became upset." "I was just kidding." "How can I be upset with you!" "Come give us a hug." "Come." "He loves you, kid." "Got a soft spot for you." "Sell whatever you want.." "wherever you want!" "Stop the car here." "I'm stiff!" "What happened, Rastogi?" "Why here?" " Let me stretch a bit." "You stopped here just to stretch?" " Are you really from Bengal?" "No way." "My dad got arrested in Kolkata." "Okay." " That's what started it." "I love you!" " Bangali!" "Run!" "Stop!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "The blanket!" "The blanket!" "You're making a mistake." "I knowthe minister." "I'll getyou arrested!" "Push him down." "Flat." "Flat." "What do we do with him?" " What do I know?" " Then who will?" "Well, the Prime Minister's off to Pakistan." "And you're the one who spoilt him, so I guess you should know!" "I don't have a hand in it." "We ate the same bread, drank the same water." "I never did anything wrong." "You might be Solomon the Wise." "Now bail him out." "It's just three grand." " Where'll I get that from?" "Keep him." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "It's the SHO's birthday, grub should be good." "What's with the bawling then?" " You should bawl too." "The more you cry, the less they torture you." "Did they beat you up?" " Nothing, a smack or two.. for formality sake." "Helps break the ice!" "Tomorrow, Gogi Sir will come and bail us out." "He knows what to do." "Rastogi!" "He's done it already." "Sir!" "One moment." "Ask the officer to call me in, if he wants to recover.." "..stash worth three million rupees." "Are you crazy?" "Try me sir, you'll thank me later." "You think I'm crazy?" "Stash worth three million?" "Where?" "How?" "It'll take time, sir." "It's risky outside." "Let me sit here and spill it all." "Sit." "Write." "Spill." ""Come on, begin! "" ""Stole the truck in sold the engine separate. "" ""Sold the bonnet, clutch plates, other spares. "" ""Ate milk, cream, chicken and burgers. "" ""Ate milk, cream, chicken and burgers. "" ""You're the collector and the commissioner, yet you're behind bars. "" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey Lucky!"" ""Lucky!" "Lucky!" "Lucky!"" ""Lucky!" "Lucky!" "Lucky!"" ""He goes for the kill Whenever he gets a chance!"" ""He goes for the kill Whenever he gets a chance!"" ""You're the barrister and the minister, yet you're behind bars. "" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" ""Hey, Lucky!" "Hey, Lucky!"" "The highway to vicious crime lay right open for.." "..our low dealing, high living thief who was, spreading his wings all over the country!" ""WoW!" "What a star!"" ""Everything's alright!"" ""Shut up man, move aside! "" ""Son, pick up your weapon and show them! "" ""I'm Jugni's beloved." "I Wish to reside in her heart!"" ""She wears high heels and walks.. "" "A screwdriver please." ""Her hands With painted nails hold a colourful letter. "" ""She talks in English, hello, how do you do! "" "Be back in two." ""Tweet!" "TWeet!"" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles. "" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles. "" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles and takes away my heart. "" ""Come on! "" ""Get paper, pistol, photo, marble, Taj Mahal, parker pen or Maruti van! "" ""Go and get something at least." "Lucky, go and get something at Ieast. "" ""You don't have a Wife." "You fight. "" ""Who do you fear?" "Who Will catch you?" "Your style is great and unique!" "Your name is lovely your smile is lovely. "" ""Your life is lovely." "Everybody is Walking." "Everybody is talking. "" ""The black coat one is not joking." "No Walking, no talking." "Everybody is Walking. "" ""You're going to Walk first, I'm Walking." "I'm Walking." "I'm stalking." "Enough of talking, can you hear me break the door? "" ""The super-thief has entered your home!"" "Even news is a sitcom these days.." "A car thief stopped by cops, conned them by pretending to be fil m star Chunkey Pandey's brother!" "Have they mentioned his name?" "Thieves don't leave visiting cards behind." "That's not the whole story.." " What?" "He stole the car from Shahrukh Khan's house." "Drove it around for a bit.." "then put it back there!" "But why?" "Just for fun!" "Sorry for being late, Mr. Arora." "Cops rarely arrive on time, anyway sir." "That's your usual cop.." "I'm coming from the Special Branch." "You're from film line?" " No." "Police?" "Media?" "Import-export.. have to know people around, sir." "I'm B.D. Handa, doctor." "My card." "Sunny Arora." "Sorry sir, I have forgotten my card." "Not needed.. your watch says it all." "You hold your own credit." "This is just a piece of paper." "It can say anything.." "B.D Handa, President of India!" "Does that make me him?" "!" "Guy called Lucky, used to be with you." "Where is he these days?" "One scratch and I'll cut you out like this and put you outside, idiot!" "The councilman's daughter got married last night." "I had planned." "The commissioner came." "Careful!" "With your entire top brass in tow." "Like this." "Didn't see you there." "Look, I'm not your cop on tow, mister." "The name's lnspector Davinder Singh." "Let me tell you the way it is." "You get it, good." "You don't, and I'll yank your neck off whichever commissioner.." "..or minister's lap you'd be nestled in, and then tell you." "Robberies worth tens of millions of rupees have happened in.." "Bombay, Bangalore, Chandigarh." "Classic Lucky jobs." "Now if you know where he is, get him." "Ifyou don't, find him." "What does your father do?" "He has a separate business." "Good!" "You are India's future.." "Not harping on your father's achievements!" "Good." "I want my son to meet you.." "Why don't you come home, sir?" "No, seriously!" "Get out." " Hey!" "Let me in." "I had work." " Keep working, then." "Go." "Listen." " I don't want to hear anything." " Look, what I got for you!" "A least the gifts you could buy!" "That's enough!" "In the flight too.." " One more." "You're hardly eating anything!" " Lucky, those toasters." "Where the toasts pop out." " Yes?" "Get one, will you?" " Let him eat in peace." "Why do you have to beg all the time?" "You know its not like that.." "Its your dad, he likes toasts buttered and crisp!" "I'll get you one, aunt." " Don't forget." " Won't." "You turned the whole house into a five star.." "Why leave the kitchen out?" "!" "You know I never take money from you." "Don't you?" "Keep it on the fridge." " Chill, will you?" "How's Dolly?" "Happily married, what else?" "She's chosen a guy for me too." "You go to Canada too, then." "Get 'Happily Married'!" "'Pahaad Gunj's Mr. Shukla said.." " Lucky one day I'll.." "The number of burglaries is on the rise in Delhi's.." "..gentry neighbourhoods." "And there is no one to stop them." "The police, as usual, are clueless." "Cops can't stop even petty break-ins by petty thieves." "Petty, common burglars go scot-free." "Homeowners are helpless." "And now for some other news." "Today super star's.." " Hey!" "Where to?" " Got work." "Lucky, don't forget the toaster!" " Let's move on.." "It will be better if you tell me on your own." "Just a moment." "Hello, sir." " What hole did you crawl out of, Lucky?" "What's up?" "Trouble." "Two cops suspended." "Three about to be." "You've got the commissioner in a fit." "Tell him to lick ice." "Tell me where does this Babul Awasthi of Channel Toofan stay?" "What's the plan, mate?" "You want an interview" "Just tell me, ok!" " Don't forget my washing machine." "The automatic." " You want some soap with it too?" "Lucky!" "Lucky!" "How are you?" "Hello." "Where have you been, sir?" "Missed you a lot." "Flying up and down, lady!" "You gave the club card a thought?" "What's a card, honey?" "What you need is a heart." "Nice." "All the flying's making you naughty.." "You're making me naughty honey." " Next time, the card for sure." "Later." " See you!" "How's it going, Lucky?" " lts all there to see." "And you?" " You can see." "Gogi bailed you out?" "Forget it." "I should've listened to you." "I'll always listen to you now." "I swear!" "Take me back.." "Just like old times." "The two of us together again." "Please." "Weren't we partners once?" "You're a tricky one, Bangali." " No more, brother!" "All straight from here on!" "You say sit, I sit!" "You say stay, I stay!" "No, I freeze!" "I swear!" "You'll speak English?" "!" " What?" "!" "Robal say hello to Sunny uncle." " Papa, the car!" "Hello." " Hello." " How are you?" "Welcome!" "Welcome!" " How are you?" "My wife Kamlesh." "Robal, my son." "This is Sunny Arora." "And this is Vicky." "Hi." "He talks so much about you." "I swear." "He's so hard to impress!" "But you.. he's a fan now!" "Dad.. a ride!" " Take him for a ride." "No!" "First he'll take a ride.." "Then ask me to buy one for him." "I'll refuse, and he'll start stealing!" "That's how it begins." "No." "Have some juice!" " Thank you." ""Let's learn English!" "Let's learn English!"" "Yes." "Ditto." "She says you look so much like her brother!" "The height." "The eyes!" "He lives in America." "I saw you and got emotional, I'm like Monty's here!" "Isn't it, Robal?" "C'mon!" "He's so much more handsome." "Well, he is your brother now!" "Come home for dinner tonight?" "He loves to cook and feed!" "He's famous in the neighbourhood for that!" "Dreams of his own restaurant!" "Just a dream." "Forget it." "I got to be somewhere tonight." "No!" "No!" "Work is worship!" "See.." " He takes after him." "Learn from him." "You have to be like him one day!" "Got it?" "You really want to start a restaurant, Lucky?" "Why?" "Can't I?" "You can, pal, but.. just watch out with this swish set." "They speak posh, but play dirty." " Really?" "Make sure you put in some Chinese." "The soy sauce's yummy." "Keep it running." " Watch out!" "The guy's a journalist." "Good!" "We'll be famous." "First time you went in and didn't score, Lucky." "Don't lose focus.." "you'll mess up everything!" "What's this, Sunny?" "!" "Why are you looking so low?" "You're not even eating!" "Bad deal." " What?" " A deal went bad." "Easy now!" "You forgot what happened to me?" "I forgot?" "!" "There he is.. the scoundrel." "Kukreja!" "Look, he is laughing." "I feel like breaking his jaw." "Hello." "Promised to bankroll the restaurant.." "Then backed out." "I had told you not to deal with outsiders!" "What's the need, when we have the family?" "It's an investment of 3 million!" "What's three million for my brother?" "Actually, it's easy work.." " Right." "You only need the money initially." "Then, it's his magic touch!" "We'll be opening one chain after the other." "What do you call it?" " Franchise." "Right." "I don't care what you say," "But I can see your partner in my brother." "That's it." "Mr. Handa, when are you coming to see my baby?" "Tomorrow, madam." "Promise." "Hi." " Hello." " Your brother?" " Yes." " Hi." " Hi." "He's got these big boils under his tail!" "Keeps crying, poor thing." " I'll come tomorrow for sure." "Positive?" "!" " Ok." "Her baby has a tail?" "Pomeranian." "The dog." "I'm a veterinarian." "My dad pushed me into it." " Oh." "So, Sunny, I was saying.." " Mr. Handa." "How do you enter a house that has a dog?" "What?" " You're a vet, right?" " Right." "How do I make friends with a dangerous dog?" "Plan to break into someone's house or what?" "!" "C'mon." "It's about a girl!" " Ok!" "Your brother's quite deep, huh!" "That's the kind of partner I need!" " Sure!" "Solve the dog problem first." " Go and check the buffet." "Why?" " C'mon." "This is guy talk." "Okay." "Have fun!" "Vicky, keep an eye on my purse." "Sunny, this one's a secret." "It'll cost you." " Name your price." "These dogs are nothing but people." "Right!" "Man is dog.." "What do men want?" " A Mercedes." "No, ladies.." "Gents want ladies." "Right." "Right." "And a dog wants?" " A bitch?" "So, I take a bitch to my girlfriend's house?" "What do men in the mood do?" "They stare." "And dogs in the mood?" ""Tweet!" "TWeet!"" "Tell it to do it fast." "I have trouble myself." "You want me to tell a dog?" ""Jugni has an ac car." "She keeps the windows rolled up. "" ""Jugni has an ac car." "She keeps.. "" " Go!" "Go!" ""She stays at a beautiful bungalow at sector four. "" ""Jugni has an ac car." "She keeps the windows rolled up. "" "You really push me, Lucky!" "Scoop it before she fi nishes." ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles. "" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles. "" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles and takes my heart away!"" ""Hurry up, open the door. "" ""Break the lock and steal. "" ""Go and hug the dog too. "" ""Tweet!" "TWeet!"" ""Jugni smiles." "She smiles and takes my heart away!"" ""Come on! "" ""Come on! "" "Look." "It's snowing there!" "It's snowing there!" "And I am freezing here.." "That dog al most married me." ""Get paper, pistol, photo, marble," "Taj Mahal, parker pen or Maruti van!" "Go and get something at least. "" ""Lucky, go and get something at Ieast. "" ""You don't have a Wife." "You fight." "Who do you fear?" "Who Will catch you?"" ""Your style is great and unique!" "Your name is lovely your smile is lovely. "" ""Your life is lovely." "Everybody is Walking." "Everybody is talking. "" ""No Walking, no talking." "Everybody is Walking, talking. "" ""Everybody is Walking, talking. "" ""No matter What does, I'm Walking. "" "Not there." "Look here!" "Have a look." "Wow, they printed it!" "The whole news!" "They' ll print your photo pretty soon.." "In handcuffs, like this." "Scoot away." "The special branch is after you." "Got a tip-off." "You and your tip-offs." "They've written everything to the last detail!" "These journalists work pretty hard!" "Lucky get out of town for a while." "Please listen to me.." "Why don't you go, man?" "Listen to me, please!" "I'll go, but will she go?" "No!" " Come on!" " I won't." "No." "It will be fun!" " Don't force me." "I won't." "I won't!" "That's it!" "Come along!" ""Love!" "Love!" "Love!" "Love!"" ""I need a Iittle. "" "How is it?" " Beautiful." "Just like on TV." ""I need a Iittle." "A little love is needed. "" ""Darling!" "Beloved!" "Listen to me!"" ""I need a Iittle." "A little love is needed. "" ""Love!" - l' m scared." " Don't worry." "It's trained." "Why did I get onto it?" "Look how.." "Lucky!" " What?" " Does he know where he's going?" "Why can't it walk straight?" "Stop it." "Make it walk straight." "Lucky!" "Lucky!" "Stop." "Stop." "Lucky!" "Lucky!" "This one's good." " Yes." "It will be good." "How much?" " One hundred and fifty!" "Sir, try this." "This is so you!" "Check it out!" "Hey!" "What the hell?" " Lucky!" "Try it!" " Are you crazy?" "Who is this?" " Try it on!" "Pammi!" "Recognised me?" "I'm Lucky!" "What are you looking at?" "Sonal!" "This is my brother!" ""Long lost today we.. "" "Lentils, sir?" "And mutton skewers too." " Ok, sir." "Some chicken chops and chicken leg?" " Ok, sir." "And listen." "Get two plates of chicken chops." " Ok, sir." "It'll go waste." " Don't forget anything." "Get it all!" "Okay, sir." " Extra butter." "So!" "Guess who's the older one?" "I don't know." "He's the one." "I am younger to him." "Ok, now ask, who taught whom to drink?" "Tell me." "C'mon, Lucky." "Let them." "Go on, ask me!" "Ask me!" "Who taught whom to drink?" "I taught him!" "Kalandi Kunj." "I showed you the bottle, remember?" "He got petrified!" "What are you doing, Lucky?" "Oh no!" "He had a swig and got drunk." "He said, you took away my innocence, Lucky." " What is this?" "Took away my innocence!" "Honour!" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Does he always drink so much?" "No." "I' m seeing him like this for the first time." "Oh, first time?" "!" "Have a sip!" "You're a big guy now, c'mon!" "How long have you been married?" "Nothing will happen to you." "I swear." " I don't want it." "The fancy marriage necklace fooled me." "Forget it." "What do you do?" "Commerce." "Final year." "Commerce." "Do you get time to study?" "A sip won't make a difference." "You're no gentleman." "Yes?" " No!" " Just a sip." ""Like the flame.. "" "Did you see my family?" "My brother's an officer.." "An officer!" "You should hear him rattle on in English!" "Hello, how are you!" "This is for the family." "From me." "Come on!" "Come on!" "You could've stayed back a few more days." "Got a job to go back to." "Not your flashy life." "Is mom ok?" " Kind of." "Doesn't keep too well." "Just a moment." "I'll come along." "Bangali!" "Pack our bags, we're leaving with them." "Ok." " Lucky, you've come here to have fun." "Don't worry." "We will have a drink on the way!" "Try and understand, Lucky." "Better not come home now." "I could've met mom and dad." "Why don't you get it?" "Mom and dad don't live together anymore." "Dad lives in the old house, with aunt." "Mom lives with me." "And I don't talk to dad." "Why?" " How do I explain why, Lucky?" "You ever married?" "Had kids?" "Raised a family?" "Forget it." "Give me your number, I'll ask mom to call you." "What did I do wrong?" "The fault is mine!" "I was born your brother!" "There's a lady in the car." "Can't you play elsewhere?" "You could ask the lady to play with us." "Nonsense!" " Don't butt in." "Lucky!" "Don't!" "Listen!" "Listen!" "Dude!" "Can I play?" " Lucky!" "Listen!" " Why not?" "C'mon!" "Give me a hand." "Lucky!" " Some snow, eh?" "He broke his nose!" "Someone stop him!" "Why do you trouble us" "You're breaking my arm!" "He broke my nose!" "Stop him!" "Stop!" "Stop him!" "Someone stop him!" "Hey stop!" "You.." "It hurts!" "Who wants to play now?" "Come on guys, let's play some more." ""how can I hide my eyes?"" ""You reside in them."" ""how can I hide my eyes?"" ""You reside in them. "" ""Beloved, I always keep facing you. "" ""Always. "" "Where do you want to go for the honeymoon?" "Honeymoon." "Where?" " "You're in my eyes. "" ""You're in my eyes. "" ""When I smile, I've illusions. "" ""You reside in my smiles. "" ""When I smile," "I've illusions."" "You're Nangu?" "I' m Lucky." "Naked Sikh!" "He's my younger brother." "We used to call him the Naked Sikh!" "Just needed an excuse to drop his pants.." "Shut up!" " Let me speak.." "No, wait." " You're feeling shy?" "How come you're here?" " I keep coming." "Is dad in?" " He's in all the time." "Aunt's in, too." " Aunt's in, too." "Dad's not in, son." "Any message?" "I'm getting married." "I came to invite him." " You can take him." "But tell him not to come back here." "What are you talking about?" "What else can I talk about?" "You're not the only one.." "..getting married." "My daughter's getting married too." "What if she's called a thief's sister at the ceremony.." "I don't have a sister!" "You'd have had one, had you bothered." "I treated you like a real son!" "Didn't I?" "His mother just walked out with her two sons." "When the cops come asking for him, it's me who bears the brunt!" "Now if he wants to enjoy the feast of your wedding, let him go." "But don't expect me to take him back!" ""There Was a vast distance." "You came closer. "" "Lucky!" "C'mon!" "She's mental." "Ignore her." "I'll get married in a 5 star hotel." "That too, my own." "Lucky, I was thinking of starting an import- export business in Hong Kong." "It'll cost me a hundred thousand rupees." "You'll come for the wedding?" " Sure." "I'll give you two hundred thousand!" ""You slowly tell me."" ""My eyes.."" "That's three million." "Let's start a restaurant." "Have your tea and go home." "Don't even talk to us." "I'm your only sister.." "didn't think of me even once?" "Why are you nagging him?" "He was busy taming the dog." "Forget all that.." "Tell me when do we start?" "There's a hitch." "Our long absence queered the deal." "The rates went up." "Rate?" " The cop's asking for a million more now." "What cop?" "Sunny, you think it's easy to get a place.." "..in a prime location like that at this price." "Keep the cash.." "No, wait." "I'll need your bank statement, Pan card details, I" " T returns.." "..form 1 6, etc." "Well.. all that's back in Dubai." "There's just cash here." "This is not a dog play!" "It's legal paperwork." "Do you have a bank account?" "No money in it." " I want to put money in." "Sure.." "I have an account." "Here's your account." "Make him the partner." "Hang on, Sunny.. don't mix business with friendship." "That's a lesson learnt from Kukreja!" "Why are you troubling my brother for nothing?" "He came with so much hope." "If you don't help him, who will?" "Sunny, give him the rest tomorrow." "Ok?" "And you watch!" "We will have Karisma Kapoor do the opening." "Don't worry." "Sunny, Give it a thought." "I did." "I say sit, he sits." "Get the papers ready." " Uncle Sunny!" "He missed his uncle so much!" "Uncle Sunny!" "Give him some butter, and me some pickle." "Mom." "We don't get it.." "..overthere." "Someone's at the door." "Can't you call him in?" "Does he need a map?" "Doesn't he know his way in?" "You need a map?" "Don't you know your way in?" "Get in!" "Hey, don't push me!" "You're hardly eating.." "Have one more." "No." " One more." "Last." "Eat properly." "It's a rare chance.." "Tell her." "He was telling me, you're so pretty.." "Your sister must be close!" "Take more." " Disneyland!" "Shut up and eat." "She's young and slim." "Easy to hook the guy now!" "Come along, Sonal." "You waste your time here and.." "you'll be the one missing the bus." "Some curry?" " There are others at the table too." "I have just two hands." " So you're off on the 25th?" "What?" "You'll miss the opening." " Opening?" "Of what?" "Of the restaurant." "I'm opening a restaurant." "Oh wow!" "That's a showpiece." "This is food." "Do you have any brains?" "The whole house is a zoo!" " Your own restaurant, dear?" "Why invest four million in someone else's?" " Four million?" "!" "Well, one million goes into the down payment for the flat." "Four bedrooms." " Four?" "Who doesn't want a comfortable life?" "!" "Hey!" "Did you think of a name?" "I.." " Dolly, why don't you suggest one?" "Classy Canadian?" "Mom, have you forgotten to cook?" "It's bland." "He's hardly eating!" "Look!" "Is this the time to snack, son?" "Have some crispy bread." "Here, eat.." "Is she the 'dog' girl?" "How cute!" "How pretty!" "They're here!" "Look what a house Mr. Handa got for you, Sunny!" "Robal." "Come." "He is excited on seeing his uncle." ""You should.."" "Completely marbled." "Like it?" " Just like the Taj." ""Sometimes love stealthily. "" ""We should get lost in the beautiful ambience. "" ""You should sometimes love steaithily. "" ""We should get lost in the beautiful ambience. "" "Sunny!" "We need seven hundred thousand more." "Why?" "You can't open a restaurant without a bar licence!" " What?" "The permit for alcohol, man." "I don't want to serve drinks in my hotel." "Is he crazy?" "Has he gone mad?" "Booze makes folks eat." "This is business." "Leave it to us, okay?" "What's another seven hundred for us?" " It's not about the money." "Don't you drink?" " You taught me!" "I don't want to spoil others." "Drunkards!" "Alcoholics.." "They'll give the place a bad reputation." "Whose picture is this?" " This.. his parents." "Then whose picture is it in the bedroom?" "Parents too.." "How many does he have?" "He can't do business."" ""Goddess Kali, You're great!" "Kids, clap hands!"" "Here.." "Sunny, Mrs. Luthra from our neighbourhood." "Morning." " She was eager to meet you." " Hello!" "I thought I must meet Kamlesh's new brother." "The one with the three cars!" "If he can't buy cars, who can?" "He has an import-export business." "Which caste?" " Same as ours." "Really!" "My daughter is in an export house too." "That's in these days." " Absolutely." "Do you import jewellery as well?" "He imports everything." "Spoons.." " Cutlery!" "Whatever." "Almonds!" "Half a bottle?" "It depends on the demand!" " Sure.." "Please hold this, aunt." "Decoration!" " It's very beautiful." "Tennis." " Guitar?" "He plays it." " Ok!" "Ok!" "Your brother has great range." " Yes." "A lot of variety." "Yes." "A lot." ""I need a Iittle Iove. "" ""A little love is needed. "" "How many cars does he have, by the way?" "Why should we count other people's cars?" "Well he doesn't answer the doorbell in the day." "He isn't in, at nights." "Does he keep very busy?" "Better ask him." "Sorry, I came at an odd time.." " Not at all." "But for police verification.." "Although, Mr. Handa's guarantee is enough." "Heard he's your partner too, now?" "!" "Look at people turn acquaintance into partnership!" "Strange.." "Neighbours are printing news, even before it's published!" ""Darling!" "Beloved!" "Listen to me!"" "Mr. B.D. Handa, and Mr. Kukreja.." "..and everybody else has done a great job." "Food is on the house today.." "See!" "This area had all the basic human needs.." "but a good restaurant was lacking." "You took care of that too." "Having fun, sir?" "Mr. Handa!" "Oh!" "Just a moment." "Excuse me!" "Hey!" " Aunt.." " The meatballs!" "Hurry up!" "Go, take care of the meatballs.." "Lucky!" "You're early!" "You're looking very smart today." "Want something to drink.." "some snacks?" "Hello!" "What's that Kukreja doing here?" "Leave it." "Let it be." "There'll always be flies around a lump of sugar." "Once this is done, us brothers will celebrate." "Where're the celebrities?" " Wait up, Lucky." "The MLA has come." "Don't, it's classy stuff." " So?" "The S.H.O. is here too." " So?" "Why don't you have some snacks?" "Have some." "Have some cheese balls, spring rolls?" "Are you a man or a menu card?" "Click the picture." "Just a moment." "Click the picture." "Move away." "Let the important people go ahead." "It's very crowded in here." "Shall we go out?" "Stay here." "Mr. Handa!" "Mr. Handa!" "The minister.." "Mr. Handa!" "Lucky, what are you doing?" " Mr. Handa!" "Hang on a moment." "Mr. Handa!" " Listen to me." " Leave me, man!" "What is it?" " Don't rush, Lucky!" "SHO is angry." "It's about money." "Come in." "Come in." "Come in." "You didn't give him the entire money?" "Then did he build all this for free?" "Call him." "Lucky, Mr. Handa is very worried.." "The meatballs have become hard." "He didn't get the liquor license too!" "Lucky!" " Since when are you so bothered about Handa?" "!" "Lucky, try and understand, it's a vip room." "Lucky!" "Lucky!" " Back off." "Back off." "Try to understand!" "Lucky!" "Lucky, listen to me." "Told you to back off." " There's no space for you in there." "Try and understand." "Don't you get it?" "!" "Try and understand.." "Why spoil everything on.." "..such an auspicious day." "I beg you!" "You wait here." "I'll call Handa." "How are you, Sunny?" "Make him comfortable.." "Do have food, ok." "Not until I burn the place down!" "Why is he talking like this?" "Make him understand." "This is a family restaurant." "No place for goons!" "Really?" "I was Robal's uncle when you took the money.." "..and now I'm a goon!" "What money?" "Oh.. the liquor license amount which you never paid up?" "Look.." " Excuse me." "Thank you, sir." "Thank God that Mr. Kukreja was there.." "..otherwise the restaurant would've just remained a dream." "What are you doing here?" "Everyone's waiting there for you.." "Why waste time with useless people!" "I'm coming." "You go." "What coming?" " I'm coming.. you go." "Look, I don't want to get into this." "My partner has given me the money." "Okay?" "Now, whatever you've given him or haven't given him.." "..is between you two." "Who am I?" "It'll just take two hours to reveal who you really are!" "Lucky, dear.. don't know why I'm calling you Lucky!" "Sunny.. it'll take just two hours to reveal the dog business too!" "Do eat before you leave." "How about a slap before you leave?" "What?" " Just one slap!" "That's all." "I'll call the police." "Don't let him out or I'll break your legs." "Just go through it, Mr. Handa.. finish it off." "What nonsense!" " Go ahead." "Slap him!" "You're saved, Mr. Handa." "Close shave!" "Lucky, there's nothing between us.." "Don't be upset with Handa." "Listen to me, Lucky.." "Sonal!" " Hello, son." " Lucky, let's go have some snacks somewhere." "Lucky, it's your own restaurant." "Come whenever you want." "You can eat for free." " Hi!" "The food's terrible.. meatballs are hard!" "No, no." "They're soft!" "Soft!" ""Beloved, I am ready to die for you. "" "How many times did I tell you not to call on this number?" "Have you eaten?" "Not yet.." "Lucky, please don't go out." "You think I'm addicted?" "!" "Fine, I won't go out." "I'll just come to meet you." "Ok?" ""I've With me.." "I've my shadow With me!"" "Sorry to disturb you, madam." ""I've with me.." "I've my shadow with me!" "Tell me, whom should I.. "" ""Whom should I tell my sorrows to!" "Tell me how should I go.. "" ""Tell me how should I go to meet you?" "Your sweet.. "" ""Your sweet nothings. "" ""You left me, you dumped me, you ruined me, Jugni. "" ""Jugni!" "Jugni!"" ""You killed me my love, my beloved, Jugni!" "Jugni!" "Jugni!"" ""You don't let me live. "" ""You don't let me die." "You don't let me live. "" ""You don't let me die." "Jugni, you make me bleed. "" ""Jugni, you make me bleed. "" ""Come, Jugni, come here." "She doesn 't come to me. "" ""The one she loves gets blessed, she says. "" ""I've left my house." "She yet doesn 't come with me. "" "She yet doesn't come with me." ""She lies to me! "" ""She lies to me then puts the blame on me! "" ""She keeps me busy all night. "" ""She shows me a lot of dreams." "She keeps me busy all night." "She shows me a lot of dreams. "" ""Jugni plays strange games!"" ""Jugni plays strange games!"" "I'll be right back, Lucky." " What happened?" "Wait up.." "I'll be back." "Learn to lock up the car properly, Lucky." "Lots of thefts happening these days." "How are you, Gogi?" "Why ask?" "After you do, what you do.." "Why?" "What did I do?" "The Special Branch guy is after you with a vengeance." "You left me, it is ok.." "You've stopped listening to your brother too?" "Lucky, don't take risks." "You might've forgotten, but others haven't.." "..that I'm your godfather." "They'll shoot at you, but I'll be the one dying." "The father usually dies before the son, anyway!" "What has happened once," "..can happen again." "Exactly what I'm saying." "What happened?" " Get out." "You take a leak if you want to, why ask me Lucky?" "Get out." "I want to talk to you." "We can talk inside too." " Get out." "Who bailed you out?" "Gogi sent you after me, right?" "Stay in your limits, man." "I knew you when you were.." "You, on a horse?" " Why?" "Can't I?" "And where'll you steal it from?" " I don't steal rented stuff." "You'll look like a donkey sitting on a horse." "What will you wear?" "Three piece." "You'll look like a cartoon in a three piece." "Then you tell me what to wear." "Ravi Bajaj's wedding clothes.." "Why wear someone else's clothes?" "!" "You don't have to do anything." "Just come along with me to shop.." "Lucky, please come out for a moment." "Come out, I've to talk to you." "Switch it off!" " Can't you switch it off!" "Come out, Lucky or we'll fire." "Go down!" "Go down!" "Break it down!" "Push harder!" "Harder!" "Nab him!" "The scoundrel!" "Check that other room." "Nab him!" " Don't.." " Search him carefully." "What the hell?" "!" "What's up, Lucky?" "!" "You troubled us a lot." "Who's Lucky, sir?" "My name is Sunny Arora." "Is it?" " Check everywhere." "Never mind." "We'll remind you what your real name is." "What's your name?" "Death God." "Sir!" "He has an entire zoo here." "Who's that?" "Who is that bone in the burger?" "Your reception party." "Check the address." "Second floor. 21l.." "Let us go in." " Why are you creating confusion?" "The cops!" "Careful.. check thoroughly." " The uniforms are here, boys!" "Who's Sunny here?" " Sunny!" "Don't know." "He's not Sunny.. not him." "Then who's Sunny?" "Where's he?" "Who are you?" "You blind?" "Can't see the uniform?" " Who are you?" "Special Branch." " Then who's the dacoit?" "Which dacoit?" "That we have to investigate." "That's why we're here." "Why waste your time, and ours too." " Sir, we caught him!" "Who's this?" "Sir, I'm Bhurelal." " Bhurelal!" "Then who's Sunny?" "There's no Sunny here.." "I'm telling you." "How can you saythat?" "Because I knowfor sure!" " How can you be so sure?" "No Sunny here, where do I get him from?" "Its obvious one of you is Sunny!" " Look, sir.." "You don't butt in!" "We got a distress call from this number!" " What was the address?" "This house.." " This man is the limit!" "I can sense that Sunny is somewhere here, right now!" "I think you're Sunny!" "Go arrest yourself now.." "Acting smart, eh!" "Cover all the exits, I'll show them." "You were the one who made the call, right?" "Tell them your real name!" "But you know my name, don't you?" "!" "Lucky!" "That's the name of the deadly, cunning, charmer.." "..whose sensational thefts." "Cut it!" "How many times do I say 'sensational', man?" "Wife asks about food, I say 'sensational'!" "Can't see our jewellery anywhere." " Have patience." "Five truckloads of stuff.." "find it if you can!" "Maybe, that side." " No, let's look there.." "Excuse me!" " Sir, it's a video." "Yours' is just a video.." "my whole living room's here!" "Hello." "Mr. Sahni!" "You too.." " Hello." "What did he steal from your house?" "Cutlery, curtains, vacuum cleaner.." "even the paintings!" "Didn't spare Goldie too.." " Goldie?" "The dog.. kids were very fond of him!" " Papa.. horse." "What are you doing?" " This is mine!" "Its ours!" "This is ours.." " Not true." "Shut up!" "Lucky, sort it out.." "Don't be greedy, madam." "Yours was an imitation." "I threw it away." "This is hers." " Now that's what I call honest!" "Sir, can I get a job under you?" "I'll help you nab all the thieves." "Just a moment, sir." "He's the one, right?" "Don't be scared. - ldentify him." "He's the famous guy!" "I was the one, uncle." "Don't you recognise me?" "He was wearing red underpants!" "You ran after me too!" "Yeah!" "Right!" "Right!" "So, how's everything going?" " Everything's fine." "How are you?" "Bye, aunt." " Bye." "Sir, that girl in the Tenements.." "please don't trouble her." "Lucky!" " Lucky, Lucky, look here!" "Move aside!" "Side please!" " Lucky!" "Side please!" "Move aside.. give way." "Lucky.." "Sir, how many years will Lucky be sentenced for?" "Until the recovery is completed I can't predict anything." "Lucky, why have you been arrested?" "Nothing, madam." "I was just playing football outside.." "..the police told me to play in the lockup." "So, what next?" " A tour of India." "Want to come along?" "Wasn't it two cars from Bangalore, Sharma?" "No, Sir." "It was seven." "Two were from.." "Chandigarh!" " Right sir, Chandigarh." "Aren't you scared, sir?" "Of what?" "The pilot made you take off my handcuffs.." "What if I run away?" "Even ifyou do manage to run away from here.." "You'll fall right into the police station below!" "Better not try it." "Sharma, bring him from that side." "Has the SHO left?" " Yes, he has." "Where's Lucky?" "!" "Lucky!" "Sir, he.." " Are you crazy?" "!" "Where did he go?" "You went this way, he paid me and went that way." "Nab him!" "Hurry!" "Nab him!" "Hurry!" "He ran away!" ""Come on, begin! "" ""He goes for the kill Whenever he gets a chance!"" "One betel leaf." " Yes, sir." "What're you looking at?" "I look familiar?" "Yes, sir.." " I keep appearing on TV." "Right, sir!" "Right!" "How much?" "Sir, you had the betel leaf from my shop." "That itself is an honour!" "Thank you." "Sir!" "Your good name please?" "Lucky!" "'Criminal!" "Criminal!" "Criminal!" "'" "Lucky managed to escape thrice before the long arms.." "..of the law finally managed to catch up with him!" "Among the goods recovered from him.." "..were 140 TVs, 21 2 VCRs, 475 shirts, 90 music systems.." "..50 jewellery boxes, 2 dogs and a greeting card." "Don't go anywhere!" "We'll bring to you a barbaric, deadly criminal.." "..who committed 42 murders, with just a needle and thread." "After the break!" ""I am Jugni's beloved. "" ""I am crazy over Jugni. "" ""She first leaves me alone then calls out to me. "" ""She first leaves me alone then calls out. "" ""She doesn't give me a reply. "" ""She doesn't give me a reply. "" ""Come here, Jugni." "Come." "She doesn't come to me. "" ""Come here, Jugni." "Come." "She doesn't come to me. "" ""The one she loves gets blessed, she says. "" ""I've left my house. "" ""She yet doesn't come with me. "" ""She lies to me! "" ""She lies to me then puts the blame on me! "" ""She keeps me busy all night. "" ""She shows me a lot of dreams." "She keeps me busy all night." "She shows me a lot of dreams. "" ""Jugni plays strange games!"" ""Jugni plays strange games!"" ""Come here, Jugni." "She doesn't come to me. "" ""Come here, Jugni." "She doesn 't come to me. "" ""Jugni!" "Jugni!"" ""Jugni!" "Jugni!""