"On September 3rd, 1973 at 6:28PM and 32 seconds, a blue fly capable of flapping 70 beats a minute landed on Saint Vincent Street, Montmartre." "At that moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth." "Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat on Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugéne Colére erased him from his address book." "At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome belonging to Raphael Poulain made a dash for an egg in his wife, Amandine Poulain born Amandine Fouet." "9 months later, a girl was born:" "Amélie Poulain." "The Fabulous Destiny of Amélie Poulain" "Amélie's father was a former army doctor, and was working at a spa in Enghien les Bains." "TIGHT LIPS HARD HEART" "Raphael Poulain dislikes:" "peeing next to somebody else." "He also dislikes:" "catching scornful glances at his sandals." "and clingy wet swimming trunks." "Raphaël Poulain likes:" "peeling large strips of wallpaper, lining up and shining his shoes," "emptying his toolbox, cleaning it out, and putting everything back." "Amélie's mother, a schoolmistress from Gurgaon has always had shaky nerves." "facial twitch WEAK NERVES" "She dislikes:" "puckered fingers in the bath." "having her hands touched by strangers," "and pillow marks on her cheek in the morning." "Amandine Poulain likes:" "figure skaters' costumes on TV, to shine the flooring to empty her handbag clean it thoroughly, and, finally, putting everything away carefully." "Amélie is 6 years old." "Like all little girls, she'd like to be hugged by her Daddy." "But he never touches her except during a monthly medical checkup." "The thrill of this rare contact, makes her heart beat like a drum." "As a result, her father believes she has a heart defect." "Declared unfit for school," "Amélie is taught by her mother." ""The... hens... brood... here... henceforth."" ""Four hens brood."" "Very good." "hens fourth."" "Deprived of playmates, slung between a neurotic and an iceberg," "Amélie retreats to her imagination." "In this world, LPs are made like pancakes." "The neighbor's comatose wife has chosen to get all her life's sleep in one go." "After this, I can stay awake day and night for the rest of my life." "Amélie's only friend is called "Blubber"." "Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal." "Blubber's suicide attempts destroy Mother's nerves." "A decision is made." "Enough!" "To comfort Amélie, her mother gives her a used Instamatic." "Little girl!" "Look what you did!" "A neighbour fools her in to thinking her camera causes accidents to happen." "Having taken pictures all afternoon, Amélie is petrified." "She stares at the TV, racked by the guilt of causing a huge fire," "Two derailments and a jumbo jet crash." "A few days later, realizing she had been fooled," "Amélie gets her revenge." "What...?" "One day, tragedy strikes." "Amandine takes Amélie to Notre Dame to pray for a baby brother." "Minutes later, heaven sends alas, not a baby boy, but Marguerite, a tourist from Quebec, bent on ending her life." "Amandine dies instantly." "After her mother's death, Amélie lives alone with her father." "His unsociable tendencies increase." "He's obsessed with building a miniature shrine to house his wife's ashes." "Days, months, and years go by." "In such a dead world," "Amélie prefers to dream she'll earn enough to leave home." "5 years later, Amélie is a waitress at a bar in Montmartre," ""The Two Windmills"" "It's August 29th." "In 48 hours, her life will change forever..." "But she doesn't know it yet." "She lives quietly among her co-workers and regulars." "Suzanne, the owner, limps a little but never spills a drink." "A former bareback artiste, she likes athletes who cry with disappointment." "She doesn't like it when a man is humiliated in front of his kid." "Georgette, the tobacconist, is a hypochondriac." "Migraines one day, sciatica the next." "She hates the words "fruit of thy womb"." "Gina works with Amélie." "Her grandma was a healer." "She likes to crack her fingers." "She brings a kir to Hipolito, a failed writer." "He likes seeing bullfighters gored on TV." "Scowling at them is Joseph, Gina's rejected lover." "He is always jealously spying on her." "All he likes is popping bubble wrap." "Here's Philoméne, a stewardess." "Amélie keeps her cat when she's away." "Philoméne likes the sound of the cat's bowl on the tiles." "The cat likes overhearing children's stories." "No, thanks, ma'am." "I never work on Sundays." "On weekends, Amélie often takes a train to see her father." " Why not use your retirement?" " To do what?" "Travel." "You've never been away." "When we were young, your mother and I longed to travel." "But we couldn't." "Because of your heart." "I know." "So now, now..." "Some Fridays, Amélie sees a movie." "I like looking back at people's faces in the dark." "I like noticing details that no one else sees." "But I hate it in old movies, when drivers don't watch the road." "Amélie has no boyfriend." "She tried once or twice, but the results were a letdown." "Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures." "Dipping her hand into sacks of grain," "Cracking créme brulée with the tip of a spoon." "And skipping stones at St. Martin's Canal." "They call him the Glass Man." "He was born with bones as brittle as crystal." "All his furniture is padded." "A handshake could crush his fingers." "He's stayed inside for 20 years." "Time has changed nothing." "Amélie still seeks solitude." "She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below." "such as, "How many couples are having an orgasm now?"" "Fifteen!" "Finally, on August 30th, 1997, comes the event that changes her life forever." "Lady Di, Princess of Wales, died in a car crash last night with her companion, Dodi Al-Fayed..." "Only the discoverer of Tutankhamen's tomb would know how she felt upon finding this treasure, hidden by a little boy 40 years ago." "On August 31st at 4 A.M.," "Amélie had a dazzling idea." "Wherever he was, she would find the box's owner and give him back his treasure." "If he was touched, she'd become a regular do-gooder." "If not, too bad." "Ah, the girl from the 5th floor." "We don't see much of you." "Would you know of a boy who lived in my flat in the 50's?" "A boy?" "Have a glass of port." " No, thanks." " Come in!" "Close the door." "Boys?" "I've known so many." "They're cute, until they discover snowballs and chestnuts." "I've known so many boys." "When did you come here?" "In '64." "You'll have heard the story." "I'm amazed." "Sit down." "My husband worked for Ladybird Insurance." "It's no secret, he slept with his secretary." "They used every hotel around." "Not cheap ones, either." "The bimbo liked spreading her legs, but only on satin." "So he swiped from the till." "A little at first, then, 50 million." "Off they flew to Panama." "Drink up!" "On January 20th, 1970, my doorbell rang." ""Your husband's been killed in a car crash in South America."" "My life stopped there." "Black Lion died of heartbreak." "Poor creature!" "See how lovingly he stares at his master?" "I'll read you his letters." "Don't go!" "You can spare 5 minutes." "He wrote this from the army camp." ""Darling Mado," That's me, Madeleine." ""I can't sleep, can't eat." ""knowing that my only reason to live is far away in Paris." ""and I won't see her until next Friday." ""when my sweet little weasel appears at the station." ""in her blue dress..."" ""(the one you find too transparent.)" "Did anyone ever write you like that?" "I'm nobody's little weasel." "My name is Madeleine Wells." "Madeleine, like Mary Magdalene." "She wept, right?" "Wells, as in water." "Talk about being born to cry!" "For that business of yours." "Ask Collignon, the grocer." "He's lived here all his life." "Hello, Amélie-mellow!" "A fig and three nuts, as usual?" "Who lived in my flat in the 50's?" "What was their name?" "You've got me there, dear." "In 1950, I was two." "The mental age of the cretin." "The "cretin" is Lucien." "He's no genius, but Amélie likes him." "She likes the way he handles each endive like a precious object to be treated with care." "It's his way of showing his love of good work." "Look at him!" "Like he's nursing a baby bird!" "Don't ask him for currants." "You'd be here till Monday!" "Get moving, spastic!" "She hasn't got all day!" "Go and see my mother." "She has an elephant's memory." "Mum-ephant!" "Thank you." "Bredoteau." "Excuse me?" "The name you're after." "But if I say it, it won't count." "I'm senile." "Ignore him, he's senile." "See what he's done to my laurel?" "His old job was punching métro tickets" "What's wrong with that?" "Now he gets up every night to punch holes in my laurel!" "Too bad it's not hardy." "We all need a way to relax." "I skip stones." " You do?" " I'll find it, don't worry." "I'm very organized." " I like everything." " Like what?" "Your son's nearly 50, and I'm still doing his bookkeeping!" "You were still squeezing his toothpaste at 15." "It follows." "Camus... 2nd floor, Brossard was on B block..." "Got it!" "Bredoteau. 5th floor." "They were northerners." "Bredoteau." "What more I can say?" "...how could I live?" "Never to know the joy that you give" "When I'm in your arms" "I'm under your charms" "How could I live without you?" "Groping under the photo booth is Nino Quincampoix." "When Amélie lacked playmates, Nino had too many." "5 miles apart, they both dreamed of having a brother and sister, to be with all the time." "Hi, Dad." "A new friend?" "I've had him for years." "Your mother hated him, so he lived in the toolshed." "There." "Let's reconcile them." "How about that?" "Dad, if you found a precious relic from your childhood, how would you feel?" "Happy?" "Sad?" "Nostalgic?" "This gnome isn't a relic." "He was a retirement gift from my old regiment." "No, I mean something you hid, like a secret treasure." "I should varnish him before the autumn." "I'll make some tea." "You want some?" "Breathe in, hold still." "Better now?" "Shut the door!" "There's a howling gale!" "It's not Siberia." "You're not allergic to car fumes!" "I almost coughed up my pleura last night." "Cough up a pleura?" " What's on today, Suzanne?" " Endives au gratin." "They'll have you on your knees." "That's good?" " Depends where you fall." " If in front of the toilet..." "Not good!" "12:15:" "Laughs orgasmically to attract alpha male." "He's gonna drive me berserk." "Can't he give up?" "There are plenty of other bars!" "Suzanne?" "Mrs Suzanne!" "Yes?" ""Au gratin" means white sauce, right?" "Yes." "Why?" "I can't stomach it." "Like you and horsemeat." "It's not my stomach." "It's my memory." "I'd rather cook human flesh." "You're kidding!" "Mrs Suzanne?" "Can I leave early today?" "What's his name?" "Dominique Bredoteau." "Hello!" "You're Dominique Bredoteau?" "That's me." "Why?" "It's about... the petition." "Petition?" "The petition to... to canonize Lady Di!" "No thanks." "Hello!" "Sorry to bother you..." "I'm looking for Dominique Bredoteau." "For the European census." "Come up." "Third floor." "Hello, kitten." "Earl Grey?" "Bergamot?" "Jasmine?" "What will you have?" "I'm busy." "Coming!" "Good afternoon, madam." "I'm looking for Dominique Bredoteau." "Poor dear!" "You just missed him." "Look, there he goes now." "Bretodeau." "Not Bredoteau." "You need a little mulled wine." "I've lived here for 5 years." "I never saw you before." "I never go out on the landing." "I'm fussy about who I meet." "They're all bums." "But come in." "There." "Come in." "They call me the Glass Man but my name is Raymond Dufayel." " Amélie Poulain." "I'm a waitress at..." " The Two Windmills." "I know." "And right now, your Bredoteau basket is empty." "Because it's not "do", it's "to"." "Like "Toto"." "I love that painting." "It's the Luncheon of the Boating Party." "By Renoir." "I've painted one each year for twenty years." "The hardest part is the looks." "I sometimes feel like they deliberately change their mood behind my back." "They look quite happy." "They should be!" "They're eating hare with morels and waffles with jam for the kids." "Now, where's that piece of paper?" "You've noticed my video camera." "A gift from my sister-in-law." "I put it there so I don't need to wind up my clocks." "After all these years, the only person I still can't capture is the girl with the glass of water." "She's in the middle, yet she's outside." "Maybe she's just different." "In what way?" "I don't know." "When she was little, she rarely played with other kids." "Maybe even never." "Here you are." "Dominique Bretodeau, 27 Rue Mouffetard." "It's for you." "Every Tuesday morning," "Dominique Bretodeau buys a chicken." "He roasts it with potatoes." "After carving the legs and wings he loves picking the hot carcass with his fingers, starting with the oysters." "But not today." "Bretodeau won't buy a chicken." "He'll go no further than this phone booth, here." "In a flash, it all came back:" "Bahamontes winning the Tour de France." "Aunt Josette's slips... and most of all, the tragic day... the day he won all the marbles of his class." "Bretodeau!" "Bretodeau!" "The pinch, Bretodeau!" "Does he know it, the pinch?" "Cognac, please." "Amazing, what just happened." "It must be my guardian angel." "The phone booth was calling me... it rang, and rang." "Same here!" "The microwave's calling me." "I'll have another cognac." "Life's funny." "To a kid, time always drags." "Suddenly you're 50." "All that's left of your childhood fits in a rusty little box." "You got kids, Miss?" "I have a daughter about your age." "We haven't spoken for years." "I heard she had a child, a boy." "His name is Lucas." "It's time I looked them up, before I'm in a box myself." "Don't you think?" "Amélie suddenly has a strange feeling of absolute harmony." "It's a perfect moment." "Soft light, a scent in the air, the quiet murmur of the city..." "She breathes deeply." "Life is simple and clear." "A surge of love, an urge to help mankind comes over her." "Let me help you." "Step down." "Here we go!" "The drum major's widow!" "She's worn his coat since the day he died." "The horse's head has lost an ear!" "That's the florist laughing." "He has crinkly eyes." "In the bakery window, lollipops!" "Smell that!" "They're giving out melon slices." "Sugarplum ice cream!" "We're passing the park butcher." "Ham, 79 francs." "Spareribs, 45!" "Now the cheese shop." "Picadors are 12.90." "Cabecaus 23.50." "A baby's watching a dog that's watching the chickens!" "Now we're at the kiosk by the métro." "I'll leave you here." "Bye!" ""She can't relate to other people."" ""She was always a lonely child."" "On a sparkling evening in July, while on the beaches, holiday hordes relax in the new-found sun and Paris's sweltering denizens gaze at the starbursts of the traditional fireworks," "Amélie Poulain, Godmother of Outcasts," "Madonna of the Unloved, finally succumbed to exhaustion." "In Paris's stricken streets, a countless throng of mourners lined her funeral route in silence." "with the measureless grief of newly orphaned children." "What a strange destiny for one who gave her all, yet took such joy in life's simple pleasures." "Like Don Quixote, she pitted herself against the grinding windmill of all life's miseries." "It was a losing battle that claimed her life too soon." "At barely 23, Amélie Poulain let her young, tired body merge with the ebb and flow of universal woe." "As she went, she felt a stab of regret for letting her father die without trying to give his stifled life the breath of air she had given to so many others." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Pages full of dual lD photos torn up and discarded by their owners, carefully reassembled by some oddball." "Some family album!" "A pack of Gaulaises." "Just a second." "It's so smoky in here!" "Where are they?" "I can't see a thing." "More to the left." "More..." "There?" "Thanks." "You need change..." "Forget it." "A mauresque for the young man." "One kir, one mauresque and two mint sodas." "Was that prenuptial or post smooching?" "Are you a congenital schmuck?" " Prenuptial." " Don't worry!" "You'll find your Mr. Right one day." "All women want to sleep on a man's shoulder." "All men snore after a few drinks and I have a musical ear." "I had my nasal cavities fixed." "I see you're a born romantic." "I see you've never known true love." "I did." "It shortened my leg." "I thought you fell off a horse." "I did." "I was in love with a trapeze artist." "Stupid me!" "They always drop you at the last minute." "He dropped me just before my act." "It floored me." "Plus the horse with me under it." "The mauresque?" "Still, true love does exist." "I'm not sayin' it doesn't." "After 30 years behind the bar," "I'm an expert." "I'll even give you the recipe." "Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew." "It never fails." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "I'll go." "Haven't you hurt enough people?" "Gina can defend herself." "I don't mean Gina." "I mean Georgette." "Georgette?" "Look!" "She craves your attention but all you can see is Gina." "Poor girl!" "The things she does to catch your eye!" "You really must be blind." "I'm off on a date." "Bye!" "Whoever her new one is, he can't be worse than that nut with his tape recorder." "Joseph's not so nutty." "He's just in pain." "Come on!" "They split up two months ago." "To keep on coming here, he must be a masochist." "Don't say you haven't noticed." "Noticed what?" "He always sits here, right?" "Sit down." "Sit down, Georgette." "What can you see?" "My cigarette counter." "Nothing's missing?" "Make an effort." "I can't see what!" "Think about it." "Good night." "Good morning." "Letter Arrives 30 Years Late." "A mailbag found by climbers on a glacier on Mont Blanc was part of a cargo" "lost in a plane crash in the late 1960's." "So sad!" "A young, pretty princess for once." "It's okay if she's old and ugly?" "Sure!" "Look at Mother Teresa." "Is he still chasing Gina?" "No, he has somebody else." "Anyone I know?" "Funny about this glacier..." "Somebody at the Two Windmills?" "Not you!" "Not Suzanne..." "There he is again." "How strange." " And here." " Him again!" ""Lyon Station."" "And here. "March 5th, Austerlitz."" "Always the same blank face." "Isn't it?" "So neutral." "Twelve times." "I counted." "It's very odd." "Why keep taking your picture all over town and throw them away?" "Good ones, too." "It's like a ritual." "He's probably terrified of growing old." "It's his only consolation." "He's dead!" "Dead?" "Yes!" "He's afraid of being forgotten." "He wants to remind people of his face." "Like faxing his portrait from the afterlife." "A dead man scared of being forgotten." "These guys here... have it made!" "They're long dead but they'll never be forgotten." "The girl with the glass..." "Maybe her thoughts are with somebody else." "Somebody in the picture?" "More likely a boy she saw somewhere and felt an affinity with." "You mean she'd rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her?" "Maybe she tries hard to fix other people's messy lives." "What about her?" "Her own messy life?" "Who'll fix that?" "It's better to help people than a garden gnome." "The trucker had 2.8 grams of alcohol in his blood!" "Makes me sick!" "Talk about employing irresponsible morons!" " M. Collignon." " Your keys." " Hold on, Mello." "Speed kills nowadays." "Model yourself on Lucien." "No radar will ever catch him while he's working!" "Shame on you, Mr. Collignon." "It's not his fault." "True, Mrs. Couchoix!" "It's not his fault he can't sleep." "It's Lady Di's." "Guess what I found in the truck." "A lingerie catalog." "He'd pasted Lady Di's face over the model's!" "What today?" "Five asparagus or more local history?" "Nothing." "KEYS CUT while YOU wait" "Thanks." "The migraine's better?" "Yes, but my sciatica kept me awake all night." "It's ages since I saw you looking so good." "Really?" ""A woman without love wilts like a flower without sun."" "Strange weather today!" "What's so funny?" "You're only the 100th one to say it." "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes." "We do it to keep from taking crap." "I write crap that nobody publishes." " Another rejection?" " My 30th!" "Isn't your cousin a book critic?" "Forget it!" "Critics are like leeches sucking the blood of writers." "Is your book a love story?" "It's about a guy who keeps a journal." "Not about his past, but about disasters in his future." "So he gets depressed and does nothing." "Basically, it's about a loafer." "I'll dedicate the manuscript to you." "So you'll write off his tab!" "His scribbles for my nibbles." "That's sponsorship." "What took you so long?" "Look at the time!" "Somebody peed in his mother!" "[Foot Cream]" "[Toothpaste]" ""Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."" "Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's." "Excuse me?" "Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's." "Ticket, please." "And..." "How's work?" "You asked me already." "Yes, yes." "You okay these days?" "Pretty much." "I feel a change..." "I had 2 heart attacks, and got an abortion, because I was on crack while I was pregnant." "Other than that, I'm fine." "Good." "Good." "Is something wrong?" "No, nothing." "Your gnome's gone." "Is he back in the toolshed?" "Moscow." "No explanation." "Maybe he wanted to travel." "I don't get it." "I don't get it." "LOST" "BAG" "PHOTOS" "Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album and see if her dream is viable." "It's called a reality check." "The last thing Amélie wants." "I say!" "Could she be falling in love?" "And for you, ladies?" "Some leek and two globe artichokes." "Where's your boss?" "He's asleep in the cauliflowers." "What?" "!" "?" "He's asleep in the cauliflowers." "You want me..." "Want what?" "A scratchcard, please." "Here you are." "How does it work?" "Tell you what." "Let's both do one together." "You scratch it here... sideways." "Nothing." "You?" "Me neither." "Unlucky at cards..." "So they say!" "I have to get back." "Porno Video Palace." "Good morning, I'm calling about the ad." " You're over 18?" " Yes." " Shaved?" " Sorry?" "Are you shaved?" "Fur pie doesn't sell." "How's life, Mrs. Wells?" "When you've nothing to live for..." "Come on, life's great!" "Dream on, kid." "Hello, Mr. Dufayel." "Hello, Lucien." "Here's your order, Mr. Dufayel." "I doubt it." "I hate artichokes." "You shouldn't." "Watch this." "Take it." "Surprise!" "That's better." "Watch this..." "Lucien, you're a wizard!" "Courtesy of Mr. Collignon." "Who?" ""Mister" Collignon?" "Lucien!" "Sorry, it slipped out." "Practice, Lucien!" "Practice!" "Repeat after me." "Collignon, down the john." "Collignon, down the john." "Yes, that's it!" "Your turn now." "Collignon..." "Collignon, big moron!" "Well, good!" "See?" "You can do it." "Come on, Collignon..." "Collignon, dead and gone!" "Very good!" "Collignon..." "Collignon, big moron, down the john!" "Collignon, big moron, down the john!" "No, no!" "Lucien!" "Collignon eats dirt!" "Okay!" "That's enough for today." "That's enough for today." "Very good." "I found this under your mat." "Collignon, big moron..." "Still no win!" "Me neither." "May I?" "There's a little..." "You're gorgeous when you blush." "Like a wild flower." "It's my dyspepsia." "Morning, all!" "Beautiful day!" "Pack of Gitanes, please." "Bravo!" "Vive la France!" "You scalded me!" "Ten out of ten!" "Bullseye!" "It was Amélie, she..." "When they went up Mont Blanc... the silicon in her face froze up..." "Mulled wine and spice cookies." "I was too hard on the girl with the glass." "Tell me about that boy she saw." "Did they meet again?" "They're into different things." "Luck is like the Tour de France." "You wait, and it flashes past you." "You have to catch it while you can." "Hi, can I help you?" "Excuse me." "I found this in the street." "My God!" "Nino will be glad!" "He was so sad the other day." "I almost prayed to St. Anthony!" "Is..." "Nino here now?" "On Wednesdays he works at the funfair." "How long has he had this collection?" "Since I got him the job here, last year." "Before, he collected footprints." "He worked nights." "In the daytime, he took pictures of footprints in wet cement." "He's a funny guy." "When we met, he was a Santa Claus." "Other things, like..." "Whenever he heard a funny laugh, he'd tape it." "Gosh!" "Must be hard for his girlfriend?" "He never keeps them long." "Times are hard for dreamers." "Eva!" "Are those coffees coming?" "Gotta go." "Thanks for the album." "It's okay." "I have time to take it to the funfair." "Suit yourself." "The Ghost Train." "Ask for Nino Quincompoix." "Good morning." "Is Nino here?" "He doesn't get in till 7:00." " Is there no way to see him before?" " Sure." "20 francs." "See you next Wednesday." "OK." "5 P.M. tomorrow." "Montmartre carousel." "Bring 5 francs." "Want to know about her?" " You know her?" " You bet!" "She put us in her shirt pocket." "Next to her breast!" " Is she pretty?" " Not bad." " Not bad." " Not bad." " Beautiful." " No." "Pretty." " Beautiful!" " Pretty." " What does she want from me?" " She's broke." "She wants a reward for the album." "Or else she collects photos, too." "She wants to trade us for a one-eyed man with glasses!" "No, you dope!" "She's in love." " I don't even know her." " You do." "Since when?" "Since always." "In your dreams." "Hello?" "Yes." "Sir!" "You!" "Man with the plastic bag!" "It's for you." "Me?" "Yes." "Thanks." "Hello?" "Follow the blue arrows, M. Quincampoix." "What?" "The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky..." "Hello?" "I know the stranger in the pictures." "He's a ghost." "He's invisible!" "He only appears when the film is developed." "When a girl has her photo taken, he goes "Wooo!" in her ear." "While he softly caresses her neck." "That's how he got caught, Mr. Quincompoix!" "Who are you?" "Page 51." "DO YOU" "WANT" "TO MEET ME?" "Listen to this: "Boy of 6," ""while parents sleep, drives off" ""in a pedal car."" ""Found on a highway in Germany." ""he told the police he wanted to see the stars."" "Ain't life beautiful, though?" "Love." "The only bug she hadn't caught." " Nobody's immune." " It gives me a break." "Love's a great beautician." "What's she like?" "Tall, small?" "Fair, dark?" "Let's say... average height." "Not a dwarf or a giraffe." "Normal." "Pretty, for her type." "As for fair or dark, it's hard to say." "She wasn't a redhead." "Unless..." "Forget it." "I remember she casually asked about your girlfriend." "And?" "I said you weren't interested, right?" "You didn't!" "What do you care?" "You don't even know her." " Exactly." "It's the mystery." " You won't find mystery here." "A pound of nectarines, please." "These ones here are the prettiest." "Trust him." "He's an artist!" "He goes home with a ton of unsold stock." "What for?" "Is he stewing a pig?" "No sir!" "He's studying art!" "Sells leeks all day long and paints turnips all night!" "The boy's a useless vegetable!" "With a prompter in each cellar window whispering comebacks shy people would have the last laugh." "At least you'll never be a vegetable!" "Even artichokes have hearts!" "You'll never be a vegetable." "Even artichokes have hearts!" "Memory 7..." "Darling Mado, I miss you more and more each day." "I'm in exile in a world of dreary khaki." "I can't sleep, can't eat..." "This camp was the mistake of my life." "depriving me of my beloved for five long weeks." "I think of you endlessly." "Your Adrien." "I turned down my last month's wages instead of giving notice." "I dream of better times ahead." "An orange-colored day." "Remember, my love?" "Your everloving Adrien." "loved you so much."" "Good news, sweetheart." "Soon I'll be able to afford a car and drive home every night." "Till then, meet me on Friday and we'll go out." "MOTHER" "Psychiatric Helpline." "WHERE  WHEN?" "One hour later..." "on Boulevard St. Martin," "Amélie walks into a party goods and costume shop." "At the same time, a man leaves his home on Rue Lecourbe." "26 minutes later, Amélie is at East Station." "Simultaneously, the man in red shoes parks outside." "The time is exactly 11:40." "At this precise moment, only Amélie has the key to the riddle of the mystery man." "How's it going, Mrs. Wells?" "Not so bad when it's not raining." " This is for you." " Me?" "Dear Mrs. Wells," "We recently recovered a mailbag that was lost in a plane crash on October 12th, 1969 on Mont Blanc." "We are forwarding the enclosed letter to your address with our apologies for the uncustomary delay." "Jacques Grasjeau, Customer Services." "Darling Mado, I'm in exile." "I can't sleep, can't eat..." "I think of you endlessly." "I know I've made the mistake of my life." "I turned down that woman's money." "If all goes well, I'll soon be able to afford a house." "I dream of better times ahead when you'll forgive me and join me here, one orange-colored day." "Your everloving Adrien." "Another package for you." "You heard about the concierge?" "She got a letter." "From her husband. 40 years late!" "That's a lot, isn't it?" "I'm not big on still life, Mr. Dufayel." "Then work on your lean layer." "Fat over lean." "Always!" "Mr. Dufayel?" "Yes!" "I heard there'll soon be a new star." "You're into stars now?" "I saw it on TV at my ma's, that's why." "I dunno if it's true." "In America, they'll take rich people's ashes, put them in a satellite, and shoot it into space." "It's going to shine forever." "And Lady Di..." "Will they do the same for her?" "Lady Di." "Lady Di!" "Give it a rest!" "I can't concentrate!" "Lady Di!" "Renoir!" "Morning, sir." "Cambodia..." "I don't understand." "Brilliant!" "You were perfect." "Did it work?" "It's getting there." "Ask me again anytime." "The harm's done." " Harm?" " Everybody calls me Snow White!" "The Two Windmills... from 4 P.M." "Eva?" "Yes?" "Could you stand in for me at 4?" "Again?" "What's eating him?" " I smile too much." " He'd rather you frowned?" "With other men, yes." "Nino is late." "Amélie can only see two explanations." "1:" "He didn't get the photo." "2:" "Before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage." "The cops gave chase." "They got away, but he caused a crash." "When he came to, he'd lost his memory." "An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul." "There, he met some Afghan raiders who took him to steal some Russian warheads." "But their truck hit a mine in Tajikstan." "He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin." "Amélie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borsch all his life in a hat like a tea cozy." " What can I get you?" " Coffee, please." "One coffee!" "Here's your coffee." "Today's menu" "He's understood." "He's going to put down his spoon, dip his finger in the sugar... turn around slowly and speak to me." "Excuse me!" "Is this you?" "Yes, it's you." "Let me clear the table for you." " More coffee?" " No thanks." "So it's this man here, with his hand up?" "Is she in love with him?" "I think it's time she took a real risk." "She might." "She's devising a stratagem..." "She's fond of stratagems." "Yes." "In fact, she's cowardly." "That's why I can't capture her look." "Dufayel's attempts to meddle are intolerable!" "If Amélie chooses to live in a dream and remain an introverted young woman, she has an absolute right to mess up her life!" ""Because..." ""..making a mess of your life is an indefeasible right!"" "What are you doing?" "Tell me, Lucien." "For deliveries, do you keep keys to all the apartments?" "Good morning, sir." "One of your booths is out of order." "Er..." "It seems to be jammed." "East Station ticket hall." "Buy a video, get one free?" "No, thanks." "Sam!" "Samantha!" "Samantha!" "Can you stand in for me at..." ""Can you..."" ""Can you take over for me this afternoon?"" "Photo booth, East Station," "Tuesday 5 PM." "Almost done." "The mystery man wasn't a ghost or a man scared of aging, but simply the repairman, a normal technician doing his work." "Excuse me..." "He keeps spying on me!" "It's making me sick." "4:05:" "Blatant female conspiracy." "Gosh, you're tense!" "Good luck." "You'll need it." "Excuse me." "Did you put this in my pocket?" " Yes, but it's not from me." " I know." "Where is she?" "She's at her father's." "It bothers me..." "Can I talk to you?" "I get off at six." " Can you come back?" " Okay." "See you then." "4:08:" "Docking scheduled." "A blond guy in a camel coat." "Absent-minded, too." "How come?" "He came back 3 times the same day." "1:12..." "Camel coat." "2:50..." "Camel coat." "4:17..." "Camel Coat." " Stop it!" "My rash has come back!" "Look, Suzanne!" "My rash is back." "He's driving me nuts!" "Lay off!" "Her conscience is at fault." "I've had it!" "I'm going home." "Psychos are the last straw!" "Georgette!" "Stop smothering them!" "Women need air." "A woman needs space to breathe." "You give them air, they blow you off." "Fresh air's healthy." "Cram it, failure!" "Failed writer, failed life..." "I love the word "fail"." "Failure is human destiny." "It's gasbag time!" "Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, a long rehearsal for a show that will never play." "I bet he stole that!" "I do have some original ideas, but people always steal them." "Same as your women." "Meaning?" "You'd better get used to it." "Speak for yourself, you..." "Yes, what, eh?" "!" "?" "Stop it!" " What's going on?" " Nothing much." "Georgette went out, Joseph got mad." ""Went out"?" "Like Gina." "You know who Gina's with?" "The guy with the plastic bag!" "I saw their little game." "The note in the coat pocket." "4:08... back he comes, and hey presto!" "Out they go." "I'm worried for Amélie, because, I like you." "What do you mean?" "By and large, the men I like are mentally unsound." " I'd like to know more about you." " Ask me." "One swallow doesn't make?" "A swallow?" "A summer." "Practice makes..." "Perfect." " Curiosity..." " Killed the cat." " Haste..." " Makes waste." " A rolling stone..." " Gathers no moss." " It's a sin..." " To steal a pin." " Absence makes..." " The heart grow fonder." " Not bad." " You collect them?" "At home, we say a man who knows proverbs can't be all bad." "Pretty girl from the 5th floor, listen to this!" " You believe in miracles?" " Not today." "You're in for a surprise." "What if I told you that a team of climbers on Mont Blanc had found hard proof that my husband loved me?" "Lucien, I need some yeast." "For Miss Amélie?" "Yes." "She's baking her famous plum cake?" "Collignon, go fetch." "Amélie?" "Amélie?" "Amélie?" "Go into the bedroom, Miss Poulain." "So, little Amélie, your bones aren't made of glass." "You can take life's knocks." "If you let this chance go by, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton." "So..." "Go get him, for Pete's sake!" "I..." "Hey!" ""Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."" "International airport." "September 28th, 1997." "It is exactly 11 A.M." "At the funfair, the marshmallow twister's twisting," "while in Villette Park, Félix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe." "At the Sacré Coeur, the Cardinals are practicing their backhands." "The temperature is 24 degrees C." "Humidity, 70%." "Atmospheric pressure, 999 millibars." "..."