"HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN" "Mr Bloemsma, I won't even open it." "Ok, for a short moment." "Three colours." "Made in Sweden." "Can be delivered before Mother's Day." "There will soon be a big advertising campaign." "A fair price." "One dozen or half a dozen makes a 60 guilder difference." "Can I write down your order?" "Half a dozen." "Half a dozen." "They used to throw in a good joke." "I only tell good jokes when you purchase a dozen." "One dozen." "A whole dozen." "I've written it down." "Enjoy your meal." "I haven't laughed yet." "Wait until you receive that junk." "Then you'll be laughing." "Get off the road!" "Hello, Jet." "Tim speaking." "Somewhere in Friesland." "Get that car out of the way." "Can't a man talk to his wife?" "Move that car." "No, I have one customer to go, but that's an easy one." "Put the stew in the oven." "I'll be there in a few hours." "Kisses." "Are you out of your mind?" "I'm not talking to you, darling." "Bye, Jet." "Good evening." "Mr and Mrs Tamsma." "Your eyes are not deceiving you." "Your loyal Top Tost salesman is back." "After a successful tour through the West of the country... he's back in his own Friesland." "I expected a little applause here." "Sweet, sweet, make ends meet." "Your attention for the newest product from Sweden." "The genuine Top Tost Music Master." "No more gloomy mornings." "Because, dear fellow-countrymen..." "Also available with other melodies." "The Nabucco Slave Chorus." "Or Psalm 92." "No." "That's too fast, Mr Tamsma." "You haven't heard the best part." "The price is only 56.75 if you buy half a dozen." "No." "Three?" "One?" "One at the wholesale price?" "No." "Mind if I sit down for a moment?" "That's a very grown-up daughter you have." "My name's Terpstra." "Tamsma moved." "Excuse me." "That's a misunderstanding." "And I don't want any comments about my daughter Sietske." "Keep your eyes to yourself, Sietske." "But I didn't say anything wrong." "I didn't say your daughter was a hot chick." "Or that I want to take her into the paddock." "I didn't say your sister has great breasts." "I'm her fiancé." "Minister Palstra's son." "Congratulations." "I still think she looks great." "If the first one's a boy, I hope you'll name him after me." "My name's Tim." "A pity we can't do business." "I guess I won't be invited to the beef stew and the sprouts." "Keep the Music Master Toaster as a reminder of our company." "From our company Top Tost." "A real Swedish product." "Good evening." "Sietske." "Do you think I'm blind?" "I saw it with my own eyes." "What did you see?" "You've rigged that machine." "It's like being hit on the head." "But you were tampering with it." "Shut up, doofus, and listen." "I wanted to get out some gunk... so I dump Her Majesty in the slot." "I hit the jackpot and suddenly I've got my hands full of the stuff." "I'll file a complaint." "I want cigarettes." "I don't want a pinball machine." "I want..." "Ask the gentleman." "He saw it happen." "No way." "There was no one here." "He was standing in the shade." "Behind the pillar." "Good character, keen eye..." "Tell him." "He put two guilders in and he won a hundred thousand." "Believe me now?" "Take the chamber pot of his hat." "I've got my hands full." "I'd have sworn." "Don't." "We have a witness." "Long live Dutch Railways." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Tim!" "Old dog." "Creep." "Beard." "Bit of a belly." "How long has it been?" "Ten years." "Those were the days." "You and I, hand in hand, the plague of the land." "But you wanted more security." "Car, wifey, little house." "Well, so what?" "We all have to make something of our own mess." "But we had some fun, didn't we?" "Gouda, the fake paint." "Fake?" "That was fine paint." "It was real." "I bet." "After 24 hours it slid from the wall." "I warned them." "I said it was real." "I didn't say for how long." "In Lunteren?" "You and the milkman's wife." "That was you?" "But you were first." "Was I first?" "I didn't know." "And Zeist?" "We have big news for you." "Sweet, sweet, make ends meet." "Purmerend was the best one." "Did you see a tall, shady man here, madam?" "Did you buy anything?" "Possession of stolen goods." "That could cost you a year." "But we can help." "Can I come in for a moment?" "How did you end up here?" "I'm marketing a Swedish toaster." "A colleague's ill, so I'm doing Friesland myself." "You're honouring the cold north with your presence." "I've built up a nice company." "Lucky man." "And what do you do?" "I laugh." "Still." "A bit of trading when the weather's nice." "What's wrong?" "You look like a pimp in that suit." "It was on sale last year." "Poor fellow." "You sure changed." "I didn't change at all." "Let's have a drink and a laugh." "I have to go home." "I should have been home already." "See you then." "Bodde." "You thought I was walking out on my old buddy." "No way." "Never." "Our Jet." "Our Jet?" "Your Jet." "Did you marry her?" "Two kids?" "Paul's 9 and Nelleke's 6." "Paul looks a lot like Jet." "But Nelleke looks like me." "Jet's quite something." "We're here." "Light and cheerfulness." "Let's put on our party hats." "Good friends?" "Best friends." "In for a laugh?" "As always." "Not for the money." "But to support our families." "Which number?" "21." "Uncle Bodde and his nephew." "Wrong number." "Number 22." "Semper Felicitas." "The insurance company." "Good trade." "Oh no." "Arguing at a wedding?" "About money." "About money." "Music." "Who's paying?" "The gentleman here." "We have big news for you." "Sweet, sweet, make ends meet." "The computer of our insurance company... has picked the bride and groom for the lucky bonus for newly-weds." "It consists of 500 guilders." "Mr Van der Woude can confirm this." "Indeed." "Drinks for the gentlemen." "What would you like?" "Ah, my drink." "Where's the bride?" "Your turn, Mr Van der Woude." "The bank will look after it, grandpa." "Let's have a look at all your gifts." "We're going to play a game." "But no strange game." "Yes, we're going to play a game." "Listen to me well." "It's very easy." "I'm going to tell you a story." "Can you tell me your name?" "Grandma Haaksema." "Grandma Haaksema is Amsterdam." "When I say Amsterdam, grandma Haaksema gets up." "Do you understand?" "When I say Amsterdam... right." "Grandma Haaksema gets it wrong already." "She's not getting up." "Who's Haarlem?" "Hoeksema." "Uncle Hoeksema is Haarlem." "Who's Leiden?" "You're Leiden." "Leiden's fine." "The charming bride's The Hague." "Delft?" "The father of the groom." "Father Glastra." "Rotterdam." "I still need Rotterdam." "The notary." "Alright, let's start." "I still need Bello the dog." "He says Woof when I say Bello." "He barks too early, but that's only funny." "There we go." "We're starting our game." "It goes as follows." "In the train to Amsterdam..." "Grandma Haaksema?" "There was a gentleman from The Hague." "He was eating a roll with cheese from Leiden." "I said Leiden." "Opposite him was a girl from Delft." "The girl from Delft wore a belt with a delft blue buckle." "Pay attention, we're beginning." "In Haarlem, a gentleman from Amsterdam gets on." "This gentleman from Amsterdam carries the Rotterdam newspaper." "In his right hand, he holds candy from The Hague." "In his other hand he holds the leash of his dog Bello." "Bello walks through Amsterdam." "That's how the story goes, grandma Haaksema." "Bello sees a dog from Delft." "He says: "You look like you just came from Haarlem."" "What did you eat?" "Fries from Delft." "Fries from Delft, that's going well." "Let's make a little trip to Leiden." "And then he says:" ""Let's go back to the station."" "And they went back via Amsterdam." "Haarlem, Amsterdam, Haarlem, Leiden." "The Hague, Rotterdam, Delft." "And then they reached the point... where they went back from Rotterdam..." "Pay attention to me." "To Delft, to The Hague, to Leiden, to Haarlem, to Amsterdam." "Thank you for your attention." "And now we'll dance again to the music of the Fryskoos." "What did I say?" "We're having a laugh." "Like in the old times?" "Like in the old times." "I have to make a phone call." "To mother?" "Work." "That I'll be in late tomorrow." "Hello, Jet." "Can you hear me?" "I'll be a bit late." "I met an important customer." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "Don't wait up for me." "Go to bed." "I'll be back late." "Have mercy, Jet!" "Have mercy, Jet!" "I can't hear you well." "No, that customer's joking." "Do you remember?" "Have mercy, Jet." "Have mercy, Jet." "No, no, what do you mean?" "Who?" "Bodde?" "I don't know him." "I haven't seen him in ten years." "I have to hang up." "Someone needs the phone." "Kiss." "How did I do?" "Fine." "Come on, Timmy." "Give them a break." "Get out of my car." "Get out." "You can't stop nature." "They can teach city people a thing or two." "Tim, you're interrupting them." "Bodde!" "In the old times, a croquette was a croquette." "Bursting with power." "These days, it's a blob." "But when you think about it, it was always garbage." "I'm going home." "I have a hangover and I feel dirty." "I want a shower and a shave." "Breakfast, a bed." "I'm not 20 anymore." "It's not like it used to be." "You've changed too." "In for a laugh." "What's this?" "Nonsense." "Peanuts, small change." "I did it all for you, Tim." "For me?" "Yes." "I wanted to make you laugh one last time." "I can't do it anymore." "I have a job." "Maybe you..." "Did you think I didn't have a brain?" "I'm working on other things." "Very big things." "What kind of things?" "Really big money." "In the south." "In Limburg." "South of Venlo, towards Belgium." "That's all I can tell you." "If your head wasn't full of cotton wool, I'd have included you." "But it requires a lot of money." "How much?" "Oh, man." "No problem." "I'll provide it." "Don't you have to go home, to Jet?" "Old bastard." "Shouldn't it go back a bit more?" "Yes, a bit more to the back." "A bit more to the left?" "A bit more to the left." "A bit more to the back?" "A bit more to..." "What do you want?" "We're determining the location." "The location of what?" "This is my property." "It's for the new light tower." "Can't you put it over there?" "Or on Sluistra's property?" "Could you come here, Mr Van der Heiden?" "This gentleman's unhappy with the location of the light tower." "What if I give each of you a hundred?" "Can't you put it on Sluistra's property?" "Good in the shoulders, not a lot of frigate in the shins." "Wouldn't you say, doctor?" "Inconsistent reeds in the roach." "From here." "And an underdeveloped udder." "It's a heifer, doctor." "No east in the maul." "No, not at all." "Yes, just go." "Thank you." "Give him a coat of paint." "I'll make a phone call." "Taking time off with mother?" "Timmy, don't be cranky." "Like in the old times." "Say hello to Jet, if she hasn't forgotten me." "It's wrong, I know." "I couldn't call." "In a hotel." "Where did you get that idea?" "I could ask you the same thing." "About Bodde." "Pour me another one." "Have you seen Harm Wiersma?" "Harm Wiersma?" "Yes." "I'll be home for dinner." "That's a promise." "Kiss." "Harm Wiersma can't be disturbed at the moment." "Tell uncle Bodde what's wrong." "Harm was going to take Aafke to beppe." "Harm was going to take Aafke to beppe." "And where's this place located?" "Beppe's Frisian for grandmother." "And where's grandmother located?" "Near Winjumradeel." "Near Winjum..." "What a coincidence." "That's exactly where we're going." "Aafke will take the bus." "And don't forget the potatoes." "And don't get any ideas." "What ideas?" "Just ideas." "Very wise." "You can't be careful enough these days." "What are we drinking?" "There she is." "What shall we do?" "You tell me." "No, you decide." "No it's up to you." "I don't know." "I don't care." "Me neither." "So decide." "Keep driving then." "Hello." "Shall I move to the back?" "I don't think that's necessary, uncle Bodde." "Or uncle Bodde can drive and his nephew sits in the back." "That's out of the question." "My nephew..." "My name's Tim." "And I'm not related to this man." "Shall we go then?" "Overworked business man from the western part of the country." "Can't handle nature and its temptations." "Tim and I are going to the sunny south." "What do you do for a living?" "Laugh." "Commercial agent." "Agent?" "Salesman." "Never heard of Death of a Salesman?" "What's a salesman?" "Watch." "A toaster." "Wholesale price 19.75." "Attention." "We don't need anything." "Tell the lady a friend from The Hague's here." "The Hague?" "Mr Flip?" "A friend of Mr Flip's." "I'll call madam." "Is anybody there, Teuntje?" "Yes, he's from The Hague." "Hello, Mrs Van Haeften." "Such a pleasure." "Do we know each other?" "We know Flip." "He told me to see you." "How delightful." "So peaceful and such a view." "But sometimes it makes me nervous." "Yes, Flip told me to bring you the Swedish relaxer." "This is our little, modern friend." "Relaxing away." "Lovely, Puccini." "No, Dutch shoes." "Easy to operate." "Button." "Wall socket." "Vibration." "Relaxing away." "No Mogadon, no Librium, no Valium." "Thank you." "How much does it cost?" "375." "That's not expensive." "All inclusive." "Inclusive?" "VAT and cord." "Shall I pay right away?" "A cheque will do too." "No, no." "Cash on the nail, as my husband used to say." "375, here you are." "A matter of a decimal point." "Three hundred and seventy-five." "Teuntje." "Yes, madam." "Can you lend me some money?" "How much, madam?" "Two hundred." "But you have to pay it back." "Yes, just give it to me." "Thank you." "Here you are." "Will you stay a bit longer?" "I can get some tea." "I'm in rather a hurry." "That's alright." "Au revoir." "375 bucks in 1 minute and 45 seconds." "Impressive." "That's a salesman, Aafke." "That's what my aunt always used to say." "Trying to be funny?" "There, there." "Beppe?" "Yes." "First we go and find some lapwing eggs for beppe, right Aafke?" "I did that as a child." "I was staying at a farm." "So we rang the mayor's doorbell." "The mayor opened the door himself." "I was carrying the lapwing and my friend was..." "Very funny." "Bodde." "There are no lapwing eggs in this time of..." "Very funny." "I'm leaving." "I'm going back home." "Goodbye." "Lapwing eggs." "Another one, beppe?" "This one." "Another one." "On our way to the sunny south." "In for a laugh." "I'm coming too." "Isn't that nice?" "POLE JUMPING" "You owe me another 25 cents." "Never heard of a bulk discount?" "Silly bugger." "Timmy, can you look after her?" "I'll be right back." "Beautiful." "That's how the game's played." "My great-grandmother's from around here." "I inherited this." "Beautiful." "Unfortunately, my wife passed away years ago." "When do you have to go back home?" "I'm not going back." "What do you mean?" "I'll stay with you two." "Is that possible?" "For sure." "Who's that?" "The Hemp Man, from Wugt." "He stays up there as long as he can." "Bodde." "It's the last one in the entire town." "Aafke, I'm..." "I'm happy." "It was the last one." "The door!" "Hello Jet." "Tim speaking." "Were you still asleep?" "You lose all sense of time here." "At a mechanic's." "I have car trouble." "Nothing serious, but it wasn't working last night." "On the way home?" "How can you say that?" "Don't be so vulgar." "Why does it always have to be that?" "I have to hang up." "They're starting on the car again." "I'll come home, when it'll be fixed, alright?" "Did you think I liked it here?" "No." "I'm really coming home." "Bye, darling." "Try to get some sleep." "Kiss." "Everybody can see you." "You have to cover yourself." "Are you completely..." "They're all watching." "Cover yourself." "Put this on." "Nice of you to wait for me." "A friend." "I'd expect a bit of iodine from a friend." "A band-aid." "A cool hand on the forehead." "Sorry." "It's ok." "What do you want with this crazy thing?" "We've got work to do." "The south is calling, remember?" "What do you think for 375?" "I had to buy it." "375?" "375." "It's dirt cheap." "Three hundred and seventy-five guilders?" "That's way too little." "I paid half cash." "The rest will follow." "It must have a hidden defect." "I foresee a big accident." "Where did you get the money?" "I borrowed it." "Borrowed it?" "From who?" "From you." "Timmy, I'll pay it back double." "You know me." "What's in there?" "Leftovers." "What kind of leftovers?" "Leftover church statues." "Church statues?" "Great stuff for the south." "They just threw them out and we're returning them." "Jesus." "Yes, he's one of them." "St Francis, St Christopher, the lot." "And in good condition." "Almost for nothing." "Ridiculous." "Fine." "Nonsense." "Beautiful." "Look for yourself." "My compliments." "Great!" "My compliments." "Shall I tell you something?" "What?" "When was the last time you were in a church?" "Mr Top Tost." "Doofus." "Slime ball." "Dimwit." "Don't make it personal." "Ok, I'll take it back." "Dimwit?" "I took it back." "Honeymoon's over." "Long live the holiday." "Is she coming too?" "Of course she's coming too." "Did you call home?" "Dimwit." "That way!" "South!" "Sun, warmth, trade!" "Have you known Bodde for long?" "For very long." "We worked together as long as fifteen years ago." "Hand in hand, the plague of the land." "It feels as if we only laughed all those years." "And then I lost track of him." "Ten years ago, he went off on his own." "And you?" "I went my own way too." "Bodde's a bit of a strange character." "Are you out of your mind?" "Friggin' idiot!" "I'm curious about the big city." "That could be a disappointment." "I want to find nice work." "Hairdresser, for instance." "A nice business." "Make some money." "Dancing in the evening." "Shall I turn on the radio?" "Your husband asked me to give you a call." "I have to tell you he's on the way home." "I said he's on the way home." "Hello, Jet." "Just a joke." "What makes you say that?" "The truth is I needed a break." "I'm bloody 47." "I just want to be free for a bit." "It's the feeling..." "It's the idea... damnit." "Where's Bodde?" "In the church." "But who sent you?" "The bishop." "We remove them everywhere." "I don't know anything about it." "It was in the newspaper this morning." "Didn't you read it?" "I don't know anything about it." "He's been bad, our saint..." "Can't remember his name right now." "That's Francis of Assisi." "Exactly." "Been a bad boy." "They only just found out." "The Holy Father said to get rid of the rotten apple right away." "St Frances?" "You don't know?" "Have you gone insane?" "Forgive me, Father." "They're going to arrest him." "He's in trouble." "Theft, sacrilege." "Bye Bodde." "What's that?" "1m70, does not wear glasses, believes in Queen and Easter bunny." "Two front seats, please." "Good afternoon." "Is it them?" "Man: black suit, tall, greyish." "Woman: curly hair, high heels." "Is that me?" "Is it them or not?" "Is it us or not?" "So, it's not us." "Good afternoon, madam, sir." "Having fun?" "And you?" "A friend." "What did they want?" "I was going to ask you that." "Were they looking for you or me?" "Not me." "Tim." "I don't want to pay for your St Francis." "She's calling you." "I'm getting some liquorice." "Where are we?" "We came from there." "But where exactly?" "We're here." "That's a deal, Reverend." "Two church statues for the price of one." "We call that a bulk discount." "Excuse me?" "How much?" "You'll have them tonight." "I'll give the bishop your regards." "Hail Mary." "What was that?" "A great deal." "Lots of money." "No more worries." "All because of my connections with the Vatican." "Hand in hand." "Hand in hand." "You thought I was calling Jet, didn't you?" "You're going to get a good life." "We're going to do big things." "The three of us?" "Hand in hand." "The plague of the land!" "Hail Mary." "Father's expecting us." "Yes, I know." "Father's not feeling well." "He asked if you can leave them right here." "Can we get paid first?" "Certainly." "We can get our holy friends out." "Father, look." "Did you agree on this?" "This is impossible." "Having fun?" "You don't know what you're missing." "No, thank you very much." "What's her name?" "Jet." "Do you know her?" "I sure do." "What's Jet like?" "Do you care?" "Yes." "A fine girl." "Aafke!" "He's gone mad." "He can't swim." "Do something then." "I can't swim either." "Accidents happen, nephew." "He who doesn't pay attention, pays the highest price." "Life's only for the strong, sing along, sing along." "He laughs best who laughs last, right nephew?" "As long as you stay healthy, uncle." "I feel fine, nephew." "Where there's a will, there's a way, uncle." "The doctors gave up on me twice already." "Third time lucky, uncle." "What did you say your name was?" "Bobbert?" "My name's Bodde." "I work for your nephew's company." "You shouldn't have." "And during an emergency too." "In times of distress, one finds out who one's friends are." "Small presents maintain a friendship." "And small gifts can be a great joy, right nephew?" "Uncle." "You don't get owt for nowt." "Another cookie, Mr Bob?" "I haven't had one yet, madam." "Just kidding." "You're looking after us very well." "Anyway, uncle, it was terrible." "Car gone, money gone." "And I have to organise that dinner tonight." "In Düsseldorf." "General Von Hasselstein." "A thousand guilders would help me out." "What do you say, Hilde?" "If only those bastards hadn't lost our beautiful Dutch East Indies for us." "Those miscreants in The Hague." "Our emerald paradise." "Let's leave the gentlemen for a moment, aunt." "Do you still grow those beautiful dahlias?" "Don't get all worked up." "Were you there too, son?" "Semarang, tea." "Sukarno." "But we'll get it back." "Are you serious?" "Certainly." "Does he still beat you?" "Is he still like that?" "I've always been able to cope." "This time I'm really in trouble." "Poor boy." "Can't you... just once...?" "But don't tell your uncle." "I thought I had..." "In the other one, maybe?" "That's 5, 6, 7, 8, 9." "And that's a thousand." "And don't tell her." "Had a good talk?" "Yes, it's a bad world, nephew." "Does anyone want more coffee?" "No, we have to be going again." "The train's not waiting." "Can I get my money?" "Partner. 500 guilders." "We're going to do big things." "I promised you." "In for a laugh." "Back." "Why?" "That chick's hitchhiking." "I have needs too." "I need a break." "Hello, doll." "Car broke down?" "Lift from daddy?" "Yes, please." "As you can see, I have a little car problem." "To the next town, please." "Could you also get the suitcases?" "I don't want to leave them here." "Good afternoon, miss." "I really appreciate your help." "Please join my assistant and me for a late lunch, later." "Provided the next town offers an acceptable venue." "I wouldn't mind a bite." "Very friendly, but we don't have time." "Sure we do." "The lady looks like she wouldn't mind." "Yes." "What do you mean?" "My name's Kwint." "Aafke." "This is Dolores." "Dolores." "Who's gonna adore us." "We don't have time." "Yes, we do." "A table for five." "What are we going to do with that Casanova?" "He's got a lot of money." "What about our plans?" "They can wait." "I'll go for the sex machine and we'll con the pudding head together." "Are you looking at me?" "No." "You must be from the countryside." "Yes." "Here." "Really?" "Waiter." "Another fork, please." "To me, woman is an earthly representation of a heavenly concept." "Can I have some more beans?" "Of course." "Waiter." "You have a very charming daughter, sir." "Daughter?" "She's my..." "More haricots, madam?" "Yes, please, I'm so thirsty." "The haricots, madam." "What's this then?" "Bordeaux, madam." "My fork." "That's the second time." "Are you a business man too?" "Yes, I am." "You too?" "Fine footwork." "Now the rest." "More peas, sir?" "Yes, please." "Have you got fries too, waiter?" "Ladies and gentlemen, a toast." "To fate, that brought us together." "Is he your boss?" "Yes, sort of." "Don't worry, though." "No need to be formal." "Here you are, sir." "Yes." "L'addition, il conto, die Rechnung." "Let's see." "Well, it was a pleasure." "Where's my wallet?" "Oh dear." "You didn't leave it in the car, did you?" "Next to the sunglasses." "That's very inconvenient." "It's a disaster." "I'll have to ask one of the gentlemen." "Little scoundrel." "You're part of the club too." "What do you mean?" "The Mercedes trick." "I should have known." "I don't understand." "Standing next to a parked car." "All fake." "It's alright." "We're in the same business." "Shake hands." "Maybe we can work together." "Très bien, mon cher." "Waiter." "Why do you let that old man come on to you?" "You're hurting me." "And you're not 18 anymore either." "If you add 35, I'll add 100." "No, then you'd pay too much." "I take 100 and I give you 75." "So you get 25." "The waiter gives me 55." "Wait, I know an easier way" "I give you 25 and I take 100." "No, wait a moment." "I'll take 100 and you get 40 from me." "That's better." "And I get 10 change." "Wait, you changed the 100." "You get 10 from me, I take the 50 back and I give you 25." "That's it." "That's it exactly." "Good afternoon, waiter." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "Wait, this isn't good." "You're good, pal." "So are you." "But who paid?" "The gentleman." "Not much." "I smell money." "People are being ripped off here." "As long as it's not us." "I'll make a phone call." "Say hello to her for me." "Tell her Bodde's hot." "She'll know what I mean." "What do you mean?" "Exactly what I said." "Do you mean you and Jet..." "So what?" "I liked her." "Fine woman." "You still don't seem to realise that." "Hello, Aafke." "When did it happen?" "I don't know." "Somewhere in Zeist." "But she insisted on having you." "Forget about it." "Little Paul." "Nellie?" "Is mummy there?" "Just say hello from daddy." "I'll be home soon." "Bye, darling." "Nervous?" "Yes, artist's stress." "It's a premiere." "A new performance?" "Maybe you can help a bit later." "We'll work it out financially." "You bet." "You won't be leaving without me, tonight." "Let go of me." "I've got big plans." "You'll have a good life." "Who's going to help you with that?" "Here you go." "Here you go." "To me, woman is an earthly representation of a heavenly concept." "It's about beauty." "Your beauty." "Foreigners call it differently." "They say Schönheit or beauté." "But we say beauty." "When your lips are shiny, ladies... such delight." "When your eye sparkles mysteriously, as it does... a tremor travels through his heart." "As it should." "And who can resist you when your skin is soft as a peach." "As if I'm listening to a warm water tap." "When we say all these things, ladies... what a privilege it is to serve that beauty." "And what a privilege it is... to be a reseller of Hutchinson Cosmetics." "I, the Director, guarantee you a yearly turnover of 15,000 guilders." "With an 80% profit margin." "So you can make a net 1000 guilders during your leisure time." "And our company accountant can confirm all of this." "Say something, asshole." "Good evening." "Good evening and thank you." "You may ask how this is possible." "Indeed." "I'll explain if you give me a chance." "Miss Dolores, the Hutchinson Golden Dream Rainbow Colour Lipstick, please." "The Hutchinson Golden Dream Rainbow Colour Lipstick Deluxe, please." "Here it is." "Bravo, applause!" "You can buy this quality lipstick for 4.25." "But we only charge you 85 cents." "I'll repeat: 85 cents." "How is that possible?" "It's possible because of our factories in Canada, Denmark and Australia." "Fantastic." "Where's the fraud in this?" "Our company accountant can confirm all of this as well." "Good evening." "Good evening and thank you again." "I'll give you the opportunity to check out our price lists." "But can I get some help from someone in the audience?" "For our make-up demonstration." "Let me see." "The lady in the back?" "Please step forward." "We'll make you even prettier than you already are." "Are you and that sad case an item?" "Why don't you join us?" "I have a letter that says the following." "In February, I've made 1700 guilders selling your products." "As a result, I was able to buy a washing machine." "Bravo." "I wish my wife could have seen this." "Could you pass this around?" "I'd like you to see for yourselves." "That's Hutchinson Cosmetics." "And that's also your future." "You can register by paying the bond of 150 guilders." "150 guilders?" "But thanks to interest-free depreciation, you only pay 100." "Very good." "Look at that." "Fake as hell." "Here you are." "Mrs Dorreveen." "It's my pleasure." "Here you are." "Is that the address?" "You can reach us during business hours." "Yes, of course." "Here you are." "We'll make you rich, madam." "How they're being ripped off." "You're smiling so nicely, I was expecting you." "You're as beautiful as an angel." "Painted by Rembrandt and Rubens." "Let's wrap it up." "Can you help?" "Keep your hands of me, pervert." "Come on, darling." "I want to speak to the police." "I think we should take you to the station quickly." "I'd like to prolong this charming rendezvous." "At an intimate local venue." "Hutchinson." "But we have to be in Enschede tomorrow morning." "And the train leaves at 23:00." "Good evening." "Hello, madam." "Where are Dolores and your friend?" "Damn, I need a cab." "This is so tiring." "You don't know what you're missing." "Messing around against a tree." "Or under a bridge." "Let go of me." "Have you got a better idea?" "Would you rather be in bed with that bag of bank cheques?" "Is that the only thing you can think of?" "Always was, always will be." "You look like you've been laying in vinegar all day." "In for a laugh, remember?" "You used to be different." "Good luck, gentlemen." "Stop them!" "They're con men!" "They'll find a way out." "To Arnhem and quickly." "They're con men." "Don't walk so fast." "I'm exhausted." "Stop for a moment." "Hey, Bodde." "Stop for a moment." "I said get lost." "Go home." "Go to Jet." "I can't go home anymore." "Bullshit." "I lost the company car." "I lost my money." "What do you want?" "We'll think of something." "Like in the old times." "Always in for a laugh." "20% winter discount on house-painters." "Like in the old times." "Don't you still have that deal down south?" "There is no deal, asshole." "Doesn't matter." "We'll think of something." "Go to Jet!" "Bodde?" "Haven't you had enough?" "Yes." "What then?" "You're right." "I can't do it anymore." "Ok, go then." "Little Paul... is he a child... is he..." "No." "No?" "Didn't you hear me?" "Now get lost." "I'm working." "It was good, wasn't it?" "What?" "It was like in the old times." "Go to Jet." "Have a bath." "Put on clean clothes." "I'll talk to you in ten years." "When you'll have brain rheumatisms." "In ten years, you'll only worry about one thing." "How do I get a new lawn mower?" "Old bastard." "Slime ball." "Here." "For the train." "Go!" "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "Sir!" "I wanted a pack of filter cigarettes." "Suddenly I get all this stuff on my hands." "I'm a concert pianist." "My hands are heavily insured." "A one-way ticket, please." "You're not going to believe this, but Bodde says hello." "Your Bodde." "No, we've all been young." "Ok, I'll be there." "Kiss."