" ♪" " [thunder crashing] - [doors slam open]" " [thunder crashing]" " [suspenseful music]" " [eerie laughter] - [door slams]" " Whoa, the ghost just ran into the bathroom." "Tune in tomorrow when I "flush" him out." ""Arggh!"" " That...was... awesome!" "I'm so not gonna be able to sleep tonight." " I wanna go to the bathroom." " [clock chiming]" " Oh, no, I've missed curfew." "If my parents find out I'm not home, they'll" " They'll blame me and they won't let us be friends anymore." "I'll be banned from your house." "I never got to say goodbye to Lori." "I need you to tell her some things-- number one, she made me a better man." " [door slams]" " Oh, Lori, I lost track of time." " Don't worry-- we've got your back." "Okay, people, Operation:" "Cover-for-Brother is a go." " Man your stations." " MOM:" "I told Lincoln I'd help him with his math homework." " DAD:" "Oh?" "I'll be your plus-one." "[laughing]" "You get it?" " MOM:" "Oh, yeah." " Hey, I had it first!" " You don't even like yarn!" " DAD:" "Girls!" "This is so wrong!" " CLYDE's VOICE:" "Number two, tell Lori I remember every dress she ever wore." " [loud thud]" " MOM:" "No more fighting!" " Okay, Mom and Dad!" "I guess you're going to help Lincoln with his homework then!" " [footsteps padding]" " Hey, there, know what I'm jonesin' for?" "A family sing-along." "One, two, three..." " Approach at a 63-degree angle." " ♪" " [heavy thud]" " LINCOLN: [groans]" "Oh..." " [heavy thud]" " LISA:" "Correction-- 62 degrees." " Hi, parentals." "We were just wondering how you two met?" " MOM:" "Really?" "Your father has told that story a thousand times." " DAD:" "Not, now, honey, if they insist." " ♪" " DAD: ...and then your mother walked by in an outfit that could stop traffic." " MOM:" "It was my uniform." "I was a crossing guard." " [heavy thud]" " GIRLS:" "[gulping]" " MOM:" "Ladies, are you okay?" "We're coming in." " [crying]" " MOM:" "Oh, sweetie, what's the matter?" " Thus, the trains will pass each other at precisely 4:00 p.m." "Homework done." " MOM:" "Looks like you don't need our help." " [door slams]" " One of the great things about having a big family is someone's always got your back." "I know I can count on my sisters to save my butt, and they can count on me." " DAD:" "Was he wearing a helmet?" " [door slams] - [sighing]" " MOM:" "Kids, come on down." "I hope you didn't forget what today is." " [feet screech like brakes]" " MOM:" "That's right--our annual Spring Cleaning Day." "Who's excited?" " KIDS: [grumbling]" " MOM:" "That's the spirit." " [door slams]" " Hey, can you cover for me today?" "The batting cages got a new pitching machine, and if I don't hit the first ball," "I'll have bad luck all season." " I get that." "Sure." " Ah, thanks." "I'll do my cleaning when I get back." " Lincoln, can you cover for me?" "I'm bringing Lily on a picnic with Bobby to see how he handles babies-- you know, for the future." " Um, I don't get that...but sure." " [suspenseful music]" " MOM:" "Lori, can you check on Lily?" " [imitating Lori] I'm literally already on it." "Uh-oh, who made a stinky surprise for her big sister?" " [imitating Lily] Poo-poo!" "Poo-poo!" " Lori, you changed your hair, and Lily's invisible now?" "Nobody tells me anything." " [smacks face]" "No, Leni, it's me, Lincoln." "I'm covering for Lori and Lily." " Oh." "Then you won't mind covering for me while I hit the Spring sales at the mall." " Fine, but four sisters is my limit." " Of course." "No more sisters." "Oh, one thing" "I'm covering for six sisters, so I guess now you are, too." " What?" " Don't worry." "I wrote down where everyone's going." " "One floral crop top, $12.99"?" "Oh." "Lucy's at a poetry reading, Lisa's giving a lecture," "Lana's checking out the first mud of Spring." "Leni, how am I supposed to" " Thanks, Linky." "Bye!" "[zooming]" " MOM:" "Lucy?" "Lynn?" "How's the cleaning coming?" " This calls for..." ""The Trunk!"" " ♪" " [imitating Lucy] I scrub and scrub, yet the stain of human suffering remains." " MOM:" "Okay." " [imitating Lynn] Not me, Mom." "I'm knocking these dust balls outta the park." " MOM:" "Good to hear." " [sighing]" " MOM:" "Leni, how's your spring cleaning coming?" " [imitating Leni] Good." "As soon as I find those springs, I'll clean them." " MOM: [laughing]" " Whew!" " DAD:" "I hear a lotta talkin', but not a lotta cleaning'." " [vacuum cleaner whirring]" " [test tubes clacking]" " [motor whirring]" " DAD:" "Ah, that's what I like to hear." " And they said it couldn't be done." " MOM:" "Time for a break, kids." "Pop-Pop's on video chat." "He wants to say hi to all of you." " [footsteps padding]" " Well, if it isn't my look alike." "Still got snow on the roof, eh?" " [laughing] Sure do, Pop-Pop." "We're all doing our Spring cleaning, so the sisters nominated me to say hello." " I tell ya, Spring always puts me in the mood for a song." "Why don't you bring Luna down?" " [door slams]" " S.O.S.!" "Come home now!" " [imitating Luna] ♪ How I wonder what you are" "Stage dive!" " [heavy thud]" " Bravo!" "A tough act to follow." "But I'd love to see some comedy from Luan." " [imitating Luan] What does a nosy pepper do?" "Gets h'all-up-in-yo-business." "[laughing]" "Get it?" " [laughing]" "Hilarious." "Now go get those twins." " I wanna talk to Pop-Pop first!" " No, me first!" " Girls, girls, there's plenty of Pop-Pop for everyone." " LANA amp;" "LUNA:" "[laughing]" " LINCOLN:" "You can make fun of me later." "Right now I've got Pop-Pop on video chat and he wants to see all of us." " I'll go say hi right now." " Hello." "I already was you and I was you, too." "I need a Lynn and a Leni--stat!" " [footsteps padding]" " And I got a new outfit for half off-- which was weird because none of it was missing." "Duh!" " Pop-Pop wants to talk to Lisa." " Lisa's not home yet." " She is now." "Go!" " But I knew I was missing one key component and that was sodium, uh... soup for cookin'." " ALL: [chattering] - [objects clattering]" " Have I seen Lori yet?" "Bring me the, ha, the funny one again." " ♪" " [snoring] [startles] Uh, I forgot to tell Lily something." " ♪" " No, it was Leni." "Or was it Lisa?" " ALL: [chattering] - [objects clattering]" " Who are you supposed to be?" " Uh, Lan...cy?" " ♪" " So, Ace Savvy was like, huh, huh, huh!" "And then One-Eyed Jack was all cool!" "Huh, huh!" " Pop-Pop." "White hair." "New hip." "Traction shoes." "Never slip." "Pop-Pop." "[screeching like bat]" " OMG, Pop-Pop, Bobby looked so cute," "I literally forgot we were all hurtling toward imminent oblivion." " [crying] [straining] Oh!" "Poo-Poo!" "I think that's it!" "We're done!" " Uh, nope, Pop-Pop wants to say bye to all of us." "Together." "Now." " [door slams]" " ALL: [chattering] - [objects clattering]" " POP-POP:" "Well, you kids really made my day." "Talk to ya soon." " ALL:" "Bye, Pop-Pop!" " Oh, boy, that was great." "Next time, I must use my glasses." " ALL:" "Whew!" "[cheering]" " Awesome!" " Guys, we did it." "We actually" " DAD:" "Ahem!" "You wanna tell us what's goin' on here?" " KIDS:" "Nothing." " DAD:" "Nice try." "You're all busted." " Mom, Dad, the truth is we all had things we really wanted to do today, and, so, we were covering for each other." " But just for a little while." " And we were totally going to do our Spring cleaning-- pinky swear." "Wait a minute." "Okay, there it is." " I know this looks bad, but on the bright side, isn't it great how we all look out for each other?" " MOM:" "Yes, that is great, but deceiving people is not, so, here's what we're gonna do." "Spring cleaning will be moved to tomorrow, so, you can all do those things that were so important today." " KIDS:" "[excited chattering]" " MOM:" "There's just one catch." "You all have to wear what you're wearing right now." " So, if you look at the coefficient on line five-  [flowers "pop"] - [water squirting]" " AUDIENCE:" "Oooh!" " [groans]" " ♪" " AUDIENCE: [booing]" " [bats screeching]" " GUESTS: [screaming]" " ALL: [knees knocking, teeth chattering]" " [discordant music] - [string snaps]" " [heavy thud]" " Uh, no girly- girls allowed." " But, guys, it's me, Lana." " [door chime bings]" " But, guys, it's me, Leni." " Babe, I got you this." "But now I'm afraid it might be a choking hazard." " [barfing] [giggling]" " BOBBY: [retching] - [sighing]" " Well, I guess we all got what we deserved." "But, honestly, I got off easy." "I'm just hanging out at home, watching "Arggh!" with Clyde." " Uh, hey, buddy." "I thought this episode was gonna be so awesome, why not invite our whole class?" " KIDS: [laughing] - [cameras clicking]" " Oh, poo-poo."