"Come on..." "let's go..." "We can't cross when it's the red light, Dad." "We must follow the rules." "It's just a guide, you don't have to follow it" "Only fools follow the rules blindly" "We must be flexible" "See... no cars, no police means go!" "Let's go, there's no need to be afraid." "Come on..." "I give up..." "Come on!" "Don't worry..." "Don't move!" "Sorry... sorry... sorry..." "Hey stop!" "Come down." "Come down now!" "Romeo 1 calling for HQ... we caught the suspect" "This is a story about two public servants" "Not these two, of course..." "I didn't allow you to travel by taxi to buy the paint" "You even picked up your daughter!" "It was along +Q465 the way, anyway..." "One of them, is Lim Teng Zui" "Singapore is along the way to China too!" "If I allow you to claim, Finance will question me" "How am I supposed to answer them?" "Look, the lights on the signboard are out" "What are you going to do about it?" "Look for a contractor..." "Look for a contractor?" "I'm asking you to look into it!" "You think I can't look for a contractor myself?" "You need 3 quotes to engage a contractor" "It's a waste of money" "Please..." "It's not your money" "Yep!" "Are you going to do it?" "Of course we'd do it." "But..." "The wiring is very complicated" "Just don't blame us for any mishaps" "Hey..." "What now?" "Just try your luck." "Just do it!" "Let's do it!" "Darn... told you that's the wrong wire!" "I told you to get a contractor!" "What a disgrace to our department..." "This is the other protagonist" "Lim Teng Zui's boss" "Ms. Tanya Chew" "And this is Tanya's boss and WAS' CEO" "A group of high-ranking officials from China will be making an official visit to WAS" "And Minister Seetoh is accompanying them" "So everyone must make sure that WAS is in good order for this visit, understand?" "Remember the three I's?" "Innovation, Initiative and..." "Interesting" "Important meeting" "Quick, gather around for the meeting..." "Oh my goodness!" "It's a rubbish dump here" "This is an office!" "Minister and China delegates will be visiting us very soon Play your part and do the department proud" "I want all these to be completely cleared out" "So guys, move all these away" "No problem, we'll call the contractor" "Ya..." "Contractor..." "So I pay the contractor your salary?" "What a lousy joke..." "Sorry, it's already 5 p.m." "Nope, I want it done by today" "Remember my 5 E's?" ""Efficiency"" ""Effectiveness"" ""Expressiveness"" ""Enthusiasm"" ""Excellence"..." ""Efficiency"" "Hey guys, move it, you can do it!" "Come on Bamboo..." "Move it, everybody!" "Come on guys!" "We'll have to work overtime tonight" "No air-con, no work!" "I think there's a "No air-con, no work" rule..." "Don't stop, I will settle it" "Bee Hua, supervise." "Yes, Miss Chew" "Don't stop, I will settle it" "Bee Hua, supervise." "Come on people, come on, you can do it." "Remember my 4 B's?" ""Bang jio" (pass urine)" ""Bang sai" (pass motion)" ""Bang pui" (fart)..." ""Bang gang" (Off Duty)!" "Where's Uncle Tiong?" "It is 4.59 p.m." "So?" "Aiya... one more minute" "OK, very simple" "I need the air-con to be switched on" "My staff are still working" "No, you have to write in." "Write in?" "Yes... it takes three working days to process" "OK..." "So..." "Can I borrow a fan?" "Yes, you'd also have to write in" "But it's faster." "It'd only take two working days" "Write in to whom?" "You can email to me, cc my boss," "HR, Finance  Estate departments and the CEO" "All these just to get a fan or switch on the air-con?" "Yes, everything must be in black and white." "What to do?" "The department is cutting cost" "So can I go now?" "It's already 5.01 p.m." "My hubby is waiting for me" "Tanya is a so-called elite" "Those high-brow scholars who are capable but have low EQ" "Efficiency comes before interpersonal relations" "Everything must be in black  white" "Turning the office into war zone" "Discussing simple issues over emails" "Cc here cc there instead of discussing it face-to-face" "Everything must be documented to protect oneself" "Otherwise, when things go awry there's no proof to substantiate claims, so..." "CC means Cover Ca-chng (backside)" "BCC means Better Cover Ca-chng (backside)" "Lady, come, join us." "Sit with us." "What would you like to drink?" "Coffee" "Black?" "Or white?" "Black and white" "Black coffee with white creamer" "The taste is fantastic" "I survived late nights when I was studying thanks to this drink" "No wonder scholars like black  white" "Sometimes black  white are very effective" "Some black  white cannot be taken literally" "How can one tell?" "Through experience and observation most importantly, one has to feel it" "Right!" "No use apologizing after you'd offend someone" "This is not a school" "In the public service some laws are unwritten" "They seem non-existent but they can be potentially devastating" "If you cross the line accidentally you may die not knowing what had hit you" "Good girl..." "Mr. Lee, your daughter is very talented" "But she really needs a piano at home to practice" "Can you lend me some money?" "I've to pay my daughter's fees" "Of course!" "What are brothers for?" "Thank you" "Zui, why send her for so many courses?" "These courses are important." "They are life skills" "Not like the stupid courses we attend" "It's midnight!" "3, 2, 1..." "Pay day!" "How much do you need?" " $300" "OK!" "This is my favorite day of the month..." "Here you go, $300" "Thank you" "This TV screen is so flat, does it work?" "Give me a break, Ma..." "I'm late for a function" "This costs one or two thousand dollars?" "Madam, this cost six thousand!" "Hey!" "Mind your own business." "How much longer do you need?" "I'm in a hurry" "Sorry, Miss..." "Right away!" "Six thousand?" "!" "So expensive?" "Is this a special TV?" "Daughter, spend money wisely" "Here... your allowance for the month and..." "Brother's kids are looking for you" "You better get going..." "I know..." "I'll bring you the soup later" " ...what do you want to eat?" "Ma, go back..." "We can buy all the ingredients here..." "DIY steamboat is cheaper" "You need to exercise, hurry up" " You like this?" "Yes, you like this?" "Yes" "All right!" "Here, Girl..." "Uncle Blackjack will buy you abalone" "Is this abalone?" "Let me see... this type is tasteless" "We call this pirated abalone'" "Hey!" "What pirated abalone'?" "Vegetarian ones..." "Don't teach her nonsense" "Pirated..." "My bad..." "Girl, Uncle Blackjack will buy you... genuine abalone if I strike lottery" "When Mum left me five years ago, you told me the same lie" "Don't treat me like a five-year-old" "What to do?" "I was unlucky" "They said the economy is very good" "But, our pay is still the same" "Maybe they fail math" "I heard we'll get a pay raise this year" "Daddy will buy you piano and abalone then" " Thank you, Daddy!" "Good girl!" "The public service would go all out ...to prepare for a VIP visit" "Departments usually with no budget have sudden windfalls" "Don't question this law'" "Anyway laws are made to be broken" "That's why it gets on everyone's nerves" "Management's guideline for VIP visit is very simple" "Hide those you can't show" "Throw those you can't hide" "Those can't throw and can't hide..." "Put them outside temporarily" "And this is how Zui got into deep shit" "What are all these things doing here?" "Can't you clear them?" "How can you leave them here?" "Are you all out of your mind?" "But the store room is full" "My God... what are all these things doing here?" "We just moved them out from the office, I..." "Boss... these things are a bit of an eyesore" "We must hide it from the Minister..." "Put them in the store room" "We ran out of storage space" "Boss!" "Boss!" "In the office of the Civil sector," "Bootlickers are public enemies" "They create trouble for everyone ...Why don't you make a board to cover everything?" "...except themselves ...Hide it from Minister's sight" "But Management loves these bootlickers" "They could steal the bootlickers' ideas... and execute it and the people below get executed" "Damn!" "I have to do everything myself!" "What kind of friends are you?" "Shit!" "What are you doing here?" "This is the reserved lot!" "You can put your things in that corner" "Can you remove all these now?" "It's cooler here, give me a chance" "I'd have to give everybody chances" "All hell'd break loose." "We must go by the book." "Boss wants me to paint there" "I've already got the approval" "Do you want to answer for the delay?" "You're sure you've got the approval" "Of course... why should I lie?" "All right, go ahead and paint!" "Bamboo, come and help me paint!" "I just got a scolding!" "I am too stress for hair to grow on my head." " Muthu!" "Yes, sir?" "!" "What are these things doing here?" "The bosses allowed them to paint here..." "Who's the boss?" "No one informed me, so it's not allowed!" "But sometimes they won't listen to me." "Muthu, if people don't listen to you" "You punish them." "You clamp them" "How many times must I tell you?" "You must go by the book" "You are the security guard not the life guard" "It's important to follow the law" "You'd get 1 warning letter" "No bonus for you" "I'm sorry, Sir..." "Please give me a chance" "Forgive me this time." " Say some more?" "some more'" " Say some more?" "some more'" " Say some more?" "some more'" "Two warning letter!" "I need this and I need more..." "There're no more nails..." "But we still have to cover this up" "What should we do?" "Use your brains!" "The Minister is here..." "Minister, welcome." "We are very honored by your visit." "Thank you..." "This is China's Manpower Minister, Mr. Chen" "Welcome... please..." "Nice to meet you..." "With the advancement of technology, many jobs have been mechanized" "Putting many people out of job and... resulting in rising unemployment" "This has become a global problem," "WAS was created to address this problem" "Your model of operation is very impressive" "Thank you for your invitation" "Minister, can I take a photo with you?" "I want to show it to my grandchildren" "There is not enough time for this" "It's OK, no problem..." "Sure!" "Thank you Minister." "He said yes!" "Minister, you are my girlfriend's idol!" "You are her idol!" "Those on the right, get into place" "You have to squeeze a little...!" "Minister falls for WAS" "The newspaper... headlines" "Now the whole world knows" "Who pushed the Minister?" "There were many people, I don't know who." "But I was standing very far away." "I was standing very far away also" "I was very far away too" "Whose stupid idea was it to put the boards up?" "It was mine." "But I meant to cover up the mess in the car park" "Whose idea was it to store things in the car park?" "Not me!" "It was Tanya's..." "We were clearing the office for the Minister's visit" "Those things can't be thrown." "It's to save cost" "Whose stupid idea was it to save cost?" "I know..." "I know it was my idea." "But saving cost is not stupid" "Surely there's a better way of doing things" "Now the question is whose stupid idea is it to put the board up using masking tapes instead of nails?" "Write a report and tell me who should be held responsible" "Miss Tanya, why did you cut my bonus?" "It's your responsibility to secure the board" "The right way is to nail the boards together" "Not tape them with masking tape" "Look at this mess" "It's been so many days since the Minister's visit" "And they're still here!" "You simply have no sense of responsibility" "Miss Chew, I'm sorry, I was on sick leave" "Zui, I told you umpteen times" "You have to clear these things" "Ms. Chew, I'll get people to clear them" "Why you?" "It's his job" "I didn't employ him to do nothing" "Fine..." "I don't need help" "I, Lim Teng Zui can carry all these by myself" "But where am I supposed to carry all these to?" "Acting like a gangster doesn't scare me" "Move these to fifth floor corridor" "And tomorrow?" "Sixth floor, and then...?" "Fifteenth floor?" "Then twentieth floor..." "I'm still waiting for Management's approval" "Approval?" "Isn't that double work?" "After they approve, I'd need to move them elsewhere" "Can we throw these away?" "Just buy again when there's a need." "Simple." "Your problem is you like to simplify things." " Tell you what..." " Don't tell me what to do" "I don't need you to tell me what to do" "You're just a technician" "Why am I talking to you?" "I'm wasting my time" "So what if you're the Director?" "So what if you're the boss?" "What do you think?" "So what if you're a scholar?" "That warrants you to be a bully?" "!" "Tell me why you cut my bonus?" "It was the committee's decision" "I need the money!" "Shut up!" "You follow me again, I'd call the police!" "Answer me!" "Can we claim for damages?" "Tanya got it worse..." "So, who's going to take over her duties?" "This is our busiest period and she is lying there." "What is this..." "He has a concussion." "I'm very sorry" "Concussion..." "That's it..." "Concussion?" "Concussion means kong ka kiao..." "Kong Ka kiao?" "What's kong ka kiao?" "Kong ka kiao means die, Brother" "Which dumbass would want to cover her duties?" "Better run..." "I agree!" "Sorry to keep you waiting..." "Mr. Lim" "Yes?" "I wasn't talking to you, Miss Chew" "Yes?" "No, I wasn't talking to you, Mr. Lim." "I'm Lim Teng Zui" "I'm Tanya Chew" "That's a good one..." "Very funny..." "According to the files, you're recovering very well." "You can even joke!" "Doctor, are you crazy?" "Look at me!" "What do you mean by recover?" "How can you say I'm recovering, when I'm a woman in a man's body?" "!" "Let me tell you," "This is a very common problem and I know exactly how you feel" "Give it time." "Maybe you'd go back to normal." "Or you can have plastic surgery" "Choose who you want to be" "Man?" "or woman?" "Don't talk nonsense!" "Want me to wallop you?" "No..." "I think this is a psychological problem" "I can refer you to a psychiatric hospital" "It's all your fault!" "Why is it my fault?" "We wouldn't have had the accident if not for you!" "Bloody bitch, you think I dare not hit you?" "Oh yeah?" "I have a body of a man now!" "So I am stronger, I can..." "Say what?" "Damn!" "Stupid!" "What are you trying to do?" "Please..." "I am not scared of you" "I don't like to hit woman" "Hey!" "What do you want, crazy woman?" "What are you doing?" "What else?" "!" "Taking a shower!" "You are not allowed to!" "Why not?" "This is not office hours." "You think you can still order me around?" "I am on sick leave, OK?" "This is not office." "You idiot!" "I need to bathe because of you" "Listen, you idiot!" "This is my body." "You cannot bathe my body!" "Your body?" "Oh... yeah!" "What are you doing?" "Your body?" "Your body?" "!" "I'm molesting your body!" "So what?" "!" " Don't touch it!" "I touch myself!" "Nurse!" "You two are my witnesses, OK?" "He is molesting me!" "These are his hands and these are my breasts." "He is touching my breasts" "OK..." "I know this is very strange." "Listen to me." "I'd explain." "His body is my body and my body is his body" "So he... he..." "You don't understand me...?" "OK, you are done, now please leave the room." "Why?" "Because I want to take a leak." "You need to pass urine?" "Yes..." "Cannot!" "What do you mean cannot?" "You don't let me touch your body, why must I let you touch my little brother?" "Fine!" "I'll do it without touching it." "I can't aim properly even after 40 years" "Much less a newbie like you" "It can't be that difficult" "Of course it is!" "Why'd you think public toilets are so dirty?" "But I really need to pee..." "Damn solid ah..." "Don't look!" "You can let go now..." "OK..." "Thank you!" "So nice..." "OK, I'm done" "What a dread to cover EP's duties" "How should we do it?" "We'd take half each" "I'm not an expert in this field!" "Neither am I" "Good morning, Bosses, welcome to EP" "The budget for this project has burst" "Please write in to ask for more budget" " Write in?" "Yes, to ask for more budget" "Can't we wait till Miss Chew come back?" "No, we'd be bottlenecked without extra budget" " No need for this..." "No use for this" " No point for this..." "Not sure for this" " This is too expensive..." "This is too risky" " Cancel this..." "Delete this!" " Cancel this..." "Delete this!" "See... now there's no need to write anything" " Yep..." " But..." "When it comes to things like this" "We should all sit down to brainstorm" "That'd add value to your department... and our organization" "We cannot proceed..." "Think of something..." "All right then..." "Play safe" "I am Tanya Chew" "I am Lim Teng Zui Tanya Chew" "Your illnesses have worsened" "We have to transfer you to better hospital" "NO!" "What's your name...?" "Lim Teng Zui" "What's your name...?" "Tanya Chew" "Oosh!" "What's your name...?" "Lim Teng Zui" "Oosh!" "What's your name...?" "Tanya Chew" "Oosh!" "What's your name...?" "Lim Teng Zui!" "Oosh!" "What's your name?" "!" "Tanya Chew!" "Oosh!" "Get up...!" "Take a seat!" "Serve them drinks!" "Here..." "This complicated case calls for higher deity" "I don't understand Hokkien, you speak Mandarin?" "I'm not educated, you want me to speak Mandarin?" "What about you?" "I am English-educated!" "But I can't speak Chinese." "You speak English?" " Yes..." "OK." "I'll translate." "Go ahead" "Tell them their case is very complicated" "This case is very sticky" "Run-of-the-mill deities can't handle it" ""Cannot press normal God"" "Did you translate it correctly?" "I translated what you said word-for-word" "Tell them, we'd seek out another deity" "Now we must get you a powerful one" "This deity is very powerful... but more expensive" "Ask them if they want this package" "Translate it!" "Do you want to "upsize"?" "Damn it!" "We're not a fast food chain" "It's a loose translation" "Loose...?" "Our deities are not loose!" "OK... how much?" "I can answer this!" "Five thousand dollars" "Is it guaranteed effective?" "Lad, a guarantee comes with a Plasma TV" "Divine intervention is about affinity" "I don't know about affinity" "But 5K without guarantee is not justifiable" "You pay doctors even if you don't recover" "You pay lawyers even if you lose the case" "I am professional like them" ""Professional" means" "Work hard, no guarantee, must pay" "This is professional" "Miss, you're very pretty but you're an airhead" "What are you staring at?" "Want to peep?" "Here you go!" "Lecher!" "Put this down, will you!" "This..." "NO!" "This is not for display!" "Please!" "Don't touch me!" "Fine..." "So what should we do now?" "What should we do now?" "She sells sea shells on the seashore..." "On the seashore, she sells sea shells" "She sells seashell..." "Hey, my diction..." "We, the citizens of Singapore..." "Hey... my diction is perfect!" "So what?" "Big deal..." "She sells seashells on the seashore" "On the seashore, she sells seashells" "She sells seashore on the seashore," "On the seashore, she sells seashells" "Try again in your mother tongue..." "On the seashore, she sells seashells" "What's wrong with my Mandarin?" "!" "It's OK... come to my place" "My daughter can teach you Mandarin" "At the same time, you tell her..." "This sissy is her Daddy" "What sissy?" "!" "You're just a jerk OK?" "I have no time for your business" "Why should I go to your house?" "And your... and your body..." "Mummy, bring Daddy home soon" "I haven't seen him for a long time," "I miss him a lot" "Girl..." "Daddy..." "I know it's very difficult for you to believe..." "Don't do that..." "Girl, I'm really your Daddy..." "Ghost!" "Help!" "Come with Daddy, don't be scared!" "How do you know my number?" "Damn..." "What an opulent apartment..." "I'm a fool if I don't move in" "What do you mean no?" "!" "I stay here!" "I have proof that I live in this apartment." "I can prove it to you if you let me in" " What's wrong..." "Daddy!" "what's wrong with you people?" "I can go in there and prove to you..." "I'll complain to your management!" "Miss Chew, you're a resident here" "Yeah..." "It's been a while" "This guy is a nutcase!" "He insists he stays in your apartment." "Looney..." "Who are you calling looney?" "Hey..." "I stay OK?" "!" "This is my apartment..." "Your apartment?" "!" "Oh no!" "Now it's my apartment..." "I'm going to take a shower then a nap" "And just relax!" "Girl, this is our new apartment." "Here, come with me..." "No, I want to be with my Daddy" "Where have you been, my daughter?" "Your brother said you are out of town for 2 months..." "Why didn't you inform me?" "You worried me" "Who are you?" "What?" "It's only two months" "You can't even recognize your Mum?" "Ma, I am your daughter" "Crazy, if you are my daughter then I'm your great-grandpa!" "Great Grandpa?" "My Dad is not crazy" "You are not my daughter..." "I don't like children" "I am your father, come with me." "Stop!" "You are confusing me" "Hey... security..." "Let go..." "Hey!" "Call police!" "According to the records," "You live here, you can go back." "This is your mother, you bring her back." "This is not your house, you cannot go back." "This is your daughter, please bring her back," "But this is really my apartment" "If you're not happy, you can follow me back" "We have rooms in the police station" "I don't believe this." "OK, at least let me go up with her for a while" "I have to tell her something very important" "OK, listen very carefully." "First, use this facial cleanser" "Wash evenly and clean thoroughly" "After that use the toner" "It's very important because it closes the pores" "Then you must use Power-O-2'." "It oxidizes your face" "You mustn't forget to use this" "This intensive serum gives you maximum lift" "Remember carefully now" "This is very important" "Use your second last finger" "Spray and dab like this" "You have to dab both eyes" "You must do it in the right order" "Otherwise, it's bad for you" "What are you trying to do?" "I'm going to wash my... your face." "Thanks..." "What's wrong with you?" "Just saying goodbye to my face..." "Remember one thing." "Protect my face." "I stayed up last night to support Liverpool" "They really let me down" "Why support Liverpool?" "They are sissies..." "Zui!" "Darn!" "Where have you been?" "We couldn't find you at the hospital" "I even checked the mortuary, luckily you were not there" "The nurse told us that you had discharged" "But you didn't come back, where were you?" "Wait... the two of you live here?" "Of course!" "Where else can we go?" "See how nice I am to you?" "Stout with egg, to give you extra umph!" "Listen, I have to tell you something important." "It is going to sound very unbelievable, but I'm going to try" "During the accident" "Somehow..." "I don't know how... our souls exchanged bodies" "So Zui is not Zui," "Tanya is not Tanya" "Zui is Tanya, Tanya is Zui" "So Zui is Tanya whereas Tanya is Zui" "Tanya is Zui whereas Zui is Tanya" "So I am Tanya" "Damn!" "We're not pressing you to pay back" "You don't have to pretend to be Tanya" "But I'm Tanya Chew, why can't you all see it?" "!" "Fatigue mounts up like work on the desk" "My troubles trapped like the pointer onscreen" "Love cannot be deleted like files on the disk" "Looking like a forlorn fool" "I am a soulless worker" "I am a brainless soul" "Doddle when sad Sleep when there are tears" "Forget about the break up" "No more sadness No more dough" "When one falls crazily in love" "The overheated computer must be shut down" "Memories will then fade away" "Switch souls with someone else" "Will this drive you crazy" "Fighting makes the problem worse" "The smart one will play dumb" "A switch of mood sometimes will ease the troubles" "With understanding comes forgiveness" "Long as you remember your happiness" "You're really giving this to me?" "This is crazy!" "Fatigue mounts up like work on the desk" "My troubles trapped like the pointer onscreen" "Love cannot be deleted like files on the disk" "Looking like a forlorn fool" "I am a soulless worker" "I am a brainless soul" "She's such a spendthrift!" "Doddle when sad Sleep when there are tears" "Sorry I'm late for the budget meeting." "OK." "I'm ready now..." "But listen..." "Muthu listen!" "I'm really Tanya Chew..." "If you're Tanya Chew, you know who I am?" " Who?" "Andy Lau!" "What?" "Come, don't waste time." "You're always making trouble" "Tomorrow is Deepavali." "I'm performing..." "I see myself and I dance." "Let Happiness spread" "I suggest we scrap the annual large job air at shopping malls and community center" "We can hold small scale ones" "We can spread out the area" "It's cheaper" "It's more efficient" "We can save on promotions" "The crowd there is good too" "That makes the EP redundant?" "No... please, don't be mistaken" "I'd think about it." "That's all for today." "Thank you!" "Boss, there are a lot of reputable event companies" "We can outsource to them and choose the best promotion idea" "What's more they're very professional" "Really?" "What?" "!" "You wear pajamas to work?" "And you are late!" "The meeting is over!" "Wait...!" "You didn't wear your bra?" "!" "Bra?" "!" "Hello friend, for the past 20 years," "It had been my duty to take them off not put them on..." "I need time to learn how to put them on" "Be fair to me, Director..." "Fair?" "!" "I don't care," "This is my body, you must follow my style" "Please, you're so flat-chested... bras or no bras makes no difference" "And stop scratching." "But it is itchy?" "My backside was never itchy." "My backside is really itchy, OK?" "Rubbish!" "Remember what you said?" "I, Lim Teng Zui can carry all these rubbish by myself and I don't need anybody's help." "See for yourself?" "!" "The rubbish is still here." "You are really inefficient." "You really have no sense of responsibility" "Who do you think you are, Lim Teng Zui?" "!" "Who do you think you are, Lim Teng Zui?" "!" "Stop calling me Lim Teng Zui!" "I am Tanya Chew inside Lim Teng Zui's body!" "This is my body!" "Mine...!" "Now... you're molesting me!" "when this is my own body?" "!" "How can I be molesting you" "Sorry Miss Tanya, my friend is crazy" "I said calm down!" "You are Lim Teng Zui, not Tanya Chew!" "Sorry Miss Tanya... my friend's looney after the accident" "Sorry, please do not call the police" "Now you know who is Lim Teng Zui." "You can have this, Miss Chew" "You two!" "Welcome back, Miss Chew" "I want you to clear this all by yourself!" "Hi, Bamboo, Blackjack..." "It's been a while..." "I'm not fully recovered" "Zui, I know you just came back, but you still have to clear the rubbish." "Go..." "Morning Miss Chew, welcome back..." " Morning Miss Chew..." "Morning" ""Wish you a speedy recovery!"" "Hi Tanya..." "Welcome back to the office" "You finally got your pay slip..." "Ya... my pay slip" "Sorry, don't be mad" "We played along to save you or that bitch may accuse you of molest" " Hey!" "What?" "!" "You look so pale!" "Don't touch me!" "I'm serious!" "What are friends for?" "I'll help you out" "You really changed a lot after the accident." "Next time when you come to work, remember to put on bit of make-up, OK?" " Are you OK?" "OK...!" "Your hair is so messy... here..." "Where should I put this?" "Hello Director, I am Lim Teng Zui and I can get rid of the rubbish by myself" "But, where is the proper place to store them?" "Challenge me?" "This is illegal!" "You can't just throw rubbish like that" "This is the problem with you" "It's not a matter of right or wrong" "It's all about dare or not" "Take for example something so simple..." "I'm still waiting for Management's approval" "You can only wait for the stupid approval" "Before anything else can be done..." "The truth is those who give approval" "Seem careful but, actually they are cowards!" "You've never of this?" "while working in the civil service?" "If you can delegate, if not steer clear if not, hide... otherwise procrastinate" "Beats becoming the scapegoat" "That's why you have to wait forever for approval" "You can do it the no-frills way without budget..." "Look!" "Done!" "I tell you what?" "You'd get summon!" "That's the problem with Singaporeans" "You do nothing because you fear punishment" "Let me tell you something." "The town council service is very different now." "See..." "They're so efficient" " It's town council -"cow touncil..."" " town council - "cow touncil..."" " town council!" ""cow touncil!"" "Never mind!" "Thank you for working overtime today" "You can claim for your cab fare and day off" "Thank you for your hard work!" "Drinks on me!" "Help yourself to the drinks, it's on me" "Miss Chew, remember?" "You have a meeting" "You're late for the meeting" "Meeting?" "So I can't drink with them?" "Aunty, just order what you like, it's on me" "What are you doing?" "Don't let my daughter know I'm collecting empty cans" "I'll be damned, you're Tanya Chew's mother?" "What's wrong with that?" "Doesn't she give you money?" "Why do you need to collect these?" "She's her mother." "Not yours!" "What did you say?" "Her mother is not your mother" "Don't mind me, Aunty..." "Doesn't Miss Chew give you money?" "Of course, she's a filial girl" "Do you know why I do this?" "Old people are 3W citizens 3W citizens?" "We wait to eat; wait to sleep; wait to die" "Aunty, if you feel bored at home you can go sign up for courses for example, computer classes" "You can constantly upgrade yourself" "Lifelong learning is good" "Don't stop learning, your knowledge will grow your life would be more fulfilled" "You'd spend less time waiting..." "Spend less time waiting?" "your life would be more interesting" "Change this before we get warning" "Now I'm an electrician?" "Of course!" "Miss Lim, I have a folk dance performance" "Can I take urgent leave tomorrow?" " You can dance?" "A little" "Why is there no light?" "OK" "You don't want to travel" "You don't want low salary" "Your highest qualification is primary school how can we help you?" "A piece of shit!" "It's you!" "Do I know you?" "No... can you help me check my qualifications?" "I am a staff, so it should be in the system" "To check, you must apply in writing." "Photocopy 2 copies on both sides it takes 3 working days to process..." "You must cc your supervisor, me and HR" "Not again?" "!" "Rule... everywhere rules..." "Done!" "I see... now I can check for you" "Good!" "OK, found your file" "You've been a EAT for the last 12 years" "So what other jobs you recommend I can apply for?" "I recommend that you stay here and EAT" "What?" "Stay here as a EAT" "But why can't I apply for better jobs," "I've been going for upgrading courses" "Yes... you got all As" "That's good!" "A for absent" "You're not allow to read..." "It's confidential" "But this is my own file" "So?" "It's still confidential" "You have to apply in writing to read it" "Photocopy 2 copies on both sides" "Never mind..." "I don't want to see..." "With your qualification," "Your salary will be half of your current pay" "But I'm already earning not much" "You have an easy job" "Many will take your job at a much lower pay" "You should stay put and upgrade your skills" "So..." "I can't resign and if I get retrenched I can't find a better job?" "What is your advice?" "I can tell you what to do..." "But you have to apply in writing..." "Photocopy 2 copies on both sides it takes 3 working days to process..." "Next..." "Aunty, don't put your form inside you might get into trouble" "Do you have CCTV installed here?" "Of course we have to" "Here give me the form." "Class commences next week" " OK, thank you" "Thank you" "All the good designs for our SSJS..." "Approve?" "OK." "Go ahead." "Space is a constraint at the center ...we must buy these" "Approved" "This quotation..." "OK... get the most expensive one" "Miss Chew..." "No need, I'm the approver" "Time to knock-off!" "Sentosa" "Are you crazy?" "Why are you showering in your clothes?" "Daddy..." "My Math test..." "There were 84 questions..." "I scored 66.6 66.6?" " First time?" "Yes" "Wow... for first time 66.6 is very good" "Can you score higher next time?" "Yes, I will work harder" "Daddy..." "I love you" "What else do you want to eat?" "Nothing else..." "Ma, go back first..." "Doesn't she give you allowance?" "Why are you doing this?" "Hey!" "Blackjack..." "I'd be damned!" "High grade abalone!" "Not fake ones..." "Original abalone, OK?" "Hey Brother... you struck lottery?" "30 or 50 thousand?" "Look at what you bought..." "BBQ pork, abalone and piano" "No, I didn't buy 4D, I didn't win 4D" "Drop the act" "What's wrong with you?" "We are flatmates..." "You can pay us back anytime" "Why do you have to send it through the mail?" "I sent..." "Zui!" "How can you spend my money... on your daughter without my permission?" "I'm spending my money for your daughter." "What's wrong?" "Excuse me it's my money and your daughter!" "I'm sorry, there's only $10 in your account" "It's the minimum sum our bank requires" "You withdrew $8K," "Are you taking any safety precautions?" "People would think this is a bag of BBQ pork" "If I get robbed, it only goes to show..." "Then you're really unlucky ...that person must really love BBQ pork" "Hey, you took out all my savings from my account?" "How could you do that?" "Don't you know that you get discounts when you pay cash?" "You shameless woman!" "OK, I'm busy..." "I'm hanging up" "This is your department's taxi claim for last month" "$7,325" "Overtime, it's welfare." "What's wrong?" "I know." "I got rules to follow..." "Rules..." "I hate it when you try to talk me down with rules" "Times have changed" "How can the public service improve with chaps like you?" "The money doesn't belong to you" "Why are you so anal over this?" "You must change the rules and think-out-of-the-box" "Waste my breath" "I have a out-of-the-box idea" "You'd make history if you do it" "I'm sure you'd be honored by the government they'd give you a medal" "What's your idea?" "You reimburse their fares from your pocket" "Are you crazy?" "!" "Seven thousand is a lot of money!" "So you feel the pinch if you pay." "Of course!" "We got a tip-off" "Why the same cabs ferry your staff home after work everyday?" "Your department has been spending mindlessly" "Go ahead." "Approved" "Get the most expensive on" "I'm the approver" "You have no budget constraints at all" "According to our records... a company sent you a huge hamper with" "8 cans of abalone and 8 boxes of chicken essence" "This is all that's left" "Public servants have to declare everything" "Don't you know that" "This is the public service, not your dad's office" "Why does the cab fare cost so much this time?" "I bought buns at Tiong Bahru on the way home" "If I have to pay for the cab fare" "I wouldn't have gone so far just for the buns" "I brought my Mum to the doctor's" "I asked the cabbie to wait" "Damn... the meter kept running" "Cabbie said he has rules to follow" "We have to be dutiful" "We can't let them wait" "It can be helped, it's our duty" "I realized I forgot my keys when I got home" "So I went back to office for it" "But I forget to my office keys" "So I went home for my office keys" "Then I realized both keys were at the office" "Damn, so I went back to office" "Shit, this is also my responsibility?" "CEO estimated that if we close down EP and outsource all her projects... we'd really save a lot of money" "Looks like EP is doomed" "Of course!" "Our suggestion is foolproof" "Since Tanya's return" "She'd been underperforming" "Let's end her agony" "I'm done." "You haven't even started?" "I'm advanced in years, it takes effort" "You mean everyone's going to lose their jobs?" "Yes" "I have qualifications, it's easy to get another job" "Now I'm worried for you" "On upon your present portfolio" "You think you can get a good job now?" "You'd messed up so many things and your good record" "No..." "You'd destroyed my good records and career" "You and your EP workers will be retrenched" "All thanks to you" "In fact, congratulations!" "You'd be the first director... to be retrenched under SOS" "SOS?" "Skills Obsolete Scheme!" "You have abused my job and my body!" "Hey, you think I like your body?" "Your job sucks!" "All you do is attend meetings" "After this meeting, another meeting..." "After another meeting, back to office for meeting" "What I do all day is attend meetings" "After meeting read email, write email, reply email" "I hate it!" "I want my life back too!" "If not for you and my daughter," "I'll sell myself in Geylang" "With your looks, I can charge $200 and still be the hottest girl" "If you do that" "I will kill you, chop you, cook you, eat you" "Shit you like the shit you are" "What have I done wrong to deserve this?" "OK." "I'd be fair." "What do you want?" "OK... we have to do something really impressive to save my portfolio and EP's reputation" "There's a large scale year-end job fair?" "No, not anymore..." "Not anymore?" "They're going to scale down this year." "No, it has to be a big bang!" "I don't care, you have to go and tell them" "I just finished my meeting..." " Sir... wait!" "Sorry..." "I told you umpteen times..." "A small scale job fair will do just fine" "You want a big fair?" "Fat chance!" "We have no budget and time" "Sorry, where were we?" "Would it work if I sleep with them?" "Are you tired of living?" "Or you can jump the MRT..." "Just joking!" "Not funny!" "Fine, you do the thinking" "You're smarter." "You're a scholar" "I have an idea, but..." "What?" "We'll go straight to the Minister and... tell him that they cancelled the big job fair" "Make him overwrite their decision" "Oh My God..." "You are not following the rules!" "Aren't you worried for your ass?" ""bypass the immediate leadership" (insubordination) is a taboo in the public service..." "It's an strictly-out-of-bounds unwritten rule" "The consequences of bypassing the immediate leadership (insubordination) is hard to estimate" "Eric warned everyone in front of the CEO" "Not to mention anything about the job fair or it'd be deem as a challenge against them" "You're threatened?" "I just don't want to get you into trouble" "Minimize problems is part of my job" "Fair enough..." " Part of my job... - ..." "Fair enough..." " My job... - ..." "Fair enough..." " Job... - ..." "Fair" " Job fair..." "Job fair" "Thanks for serving the drinks" "It's part of my job..." "Fair enough..." "It's also part of my job..." "Fair enough..." "It's our job..." "Fair enough!" "Thank you..." "Oh yes..." "I want to ask you about the job fair" "Recently, I attended a job fair in Shanghai" "It was phenomenal!" "I was very impressed" "How's the job fair coming along?" "Well..." "Can you make sure it's a good one?" "I think it's a little too rushed" "Rushed?" "What?" "!" "You have one whole year to plan for it" "Sir... actually..." "Sure..." "We'll do our best." "You have my words" "So did you enjoy the exercise?" "The theme for the job fair is" ""Towards New Horizons"" "Most importantly, in the last item" "I want the Minister to sing-along on stage" "I want a lot of smoke and pyrotechnic" "Create a lot of smoke, a lot a lot of smoke" "You must plant some jobseekers' they have to look very lost and muddle-headed" "You know what I mean?" "Luckily they found WAS we re-illuminated their lives" "This is when we reach the high... everyone is touched" "The Minister will be moved to tears" "Thinking about it makes me want to cry" "OK?" "This is what I want..." "Boss, in order to have the effect that you want" "We need a bigger budget." "Finance, any problem?" "We don't have the budget" "Eric, Chee Hong, you have the budget?" "No, Boss..." "We all have tight budgets" "We have some relevant contacts" "They are cheap and good." "We'd arrange a meeting for you" "Tanya, you're very lucky" "The three of them are so helpful." "Don't mention it... we are colleagues" "Tanya," "Don't waste your good looks" "Doll yourself up, be sexy" "You'd canvass a lot of sponsors" "Then you won't have to worry about any budget problems" "Why did you do that?" "Zui, remember the..." "What are you wearing?" "Are you going for a meeting or soliciting?" "Listen, these are mine." "They are not meant for display, OK?" "This is not Singapore expo." "What you know?" "Here go lower, here go higher..." "Budget go even higher..." "I'm a man, I know what a man thinks" "This is called "man's mathematics"" "You didn't shave today..." "Enough!" "You do as I say!" "Hello..." "What?" "!" "Do you know anything about the girl in Bed 5?" "Where did she get knocked down?" "The patient in Bed 5..." "It was at the traffic light near her school" "The traffic light was out of order" "It was red for more than half an hour." "but she insisted on following the rules" "Instead of crossing the road." "A wayward driver came along and knocked her down." "See, they teach everything in school... except what to do under such circumstances" "You'd have to pay" "$1000 as deposit for her treatment." "I don't have one thousand" "You can pay by NETS" "I have NETS." "But I don't have money in my account." "You can also pay by credit card" "I used to have one, now I don't" "Never mind." "I have..." "Shameful, right?" "As a father" "I can't even pay my daughter's deposit" "My good friend has to pay for the deposit" "Don't you think I, Lim Teng Zui... am a useless father?" "Please." "How many paths are there at the junction" "There is no turning back" "Can you lend me some money?" "I have to pay my daughter's course fees" "Cried because of willfulness" "OK, I try..." "Why fore unwilling to let go?" "The first impulse of feeling touched" "The first instance of happiness" "No matter how hard I strive" "This is the last chance for EP" "We have to prove that we're indispensable" "No one can replace us." "So we have to fight" "Damn, Miss Chew..." "Do you think it's worth it?" "In Singapore, the bosses decide and inform those below there is no room for negotiation" "I think, let's not do anything." "Let them redeploy us instead." "We don't know what they want to do." "We don't" "What if get into trouble?" "How?" " How?" "I prefer to follow what they say..." "Follow..." " It's safer... -safer" "Only workers who perform well will be redeployed" "Don't you get it?" "Do you think the Management sees you as good workers?" "You think you are a good worker?" "Blackjack, how about you?" "That's the problem with you..." "You don't even want to save yourself" "That's why all these years, you never had any increment or promotion!" "Can you all just... wake up?" "!" "Think about your future" "I know some of you have qualification like me... you can go anywhere" "But some of you You have nothing!" "Just like this guy." "No skills." "No certs." "No qualification." "No future!" "What about your family?" "Your daughter?" "Your future?" "You can't even afford her hospital deposit" "Remember?" "So what do you suggest?" "OK, I need all of you to contribute" "Let's give it our best one last time, OK?" "OK..." "Show them that we are the best, OK?" " OK..." " OK?" "!" "OK!" "I have a goodest plan" "Goodest plan?" "Good" ""Gooder"" ""Goodest plan..."" "To ensure the job fair succeeds" "We need to create awareness." "but what if there's no budget?" "Luckily, we have a fantastic idea... what?" "National Rapid Transport" "Posters on our train track pillars?" "You've come to the wrong department..." "Only the trains belong to us." "The tracks don't belong to us." "They belong to Ground Transport Authority." "You have to ask GTA..." "Actually, not us" "Yes, the tracks belong to us." "But the land on which the tracks are built doesn't." "But you see... we don't need the land." "But the tracks need the land." "No land, no tracks." "You must go to land redevelopment authority." "Land Redevelopment Authority" "The LRA must give the approval" "Actually, not us." "You have to go to BMA" "Building Management Authority" "But there is no building involved." "We only want to use the pillars." "Anything that is built on the ground, is a building" "Even the toilet is considered a building" "The BMA is in charge all billboards, banners and... neon signs suspended on buildings here." "Actually it's not us." "You have to go to the NRT." "NRT ask us to go to GTA who asked us to go to LRA, who told us to come here." "Oh..." "Is that so?" "Well... maybe it's us..." "Are you sure it's us?" "There's no precedence, we have no reference." "Before we go further, we'd call for meetings... submit a paper, set up a committee" "You know la..." "Why do you need so many discussions?" "What is your concern about hanging them?" "Well you see, what happens if the wind is very strong" "Somehow the banner flips on the track and somehow there is an accident?" "We'd need at least 3 months" "What?" "!" "So long?" "Singapore is such an efficient society." "Why do we need 3 months?" "We're considered very efficient." "It takes 3 years in other countries." "Sorry, I really have to run." "I have more meetings!" "For the future of Tanya Chew and EP department" "They decided not to be held back by rules, they promoted the job fair in housing estates and crowded areas using scantily dressed babes and hunks" "That got old men hopping exciting and old ladies hopping mad" "When there's something this scandalous" "Singaporeans quickly spring into action" "This is so low class!" "No, this is free!" "We got free publicity from this!" "Do you know how many complaints we received?" "Tanya," "Have you any idea how serious it is... for a government service to get complaints" "That's right!" "I can apologize to the public" "Come on, this is not our practice" "Are you out of your mind?" "Public servants don't usually apologize" "What should we do then?" "Lie low..." "Singapore public is very forgetful" "If the media doesn't sensationalize it." "They will forget about it soon." "If the reporters call, you keep quiet" "Let the PR department handle it" " But..." "No buts..." " However..." "No however..." " Boss..." "No boss..." "Ya..." "No boss (balls)..." "You're right." "Damn... no balls..." "He doesn't appreciate us." "Now, you know just because you are a man" "Doesn't mean you have balls!" "Balls is about guts, bravery, courage." "But some higher-ranked persons have no balls" "You know why some of them enjoy golf?" "Boss..." "These balls makes me perform better." " Want to try?" "of course" "You know why?" "They are looking for something they lost." "What next?" "Stick to the original plan" "This company specializes in pyrotechnics" "It is the cheapest in town" "If you can get the best out of a low budget you have a bright future" "Thanks!" "As for the dance item" "I know some dancers well" "I'll help you contact them" "They're cheap and good, great value for money!" "Thank you" "Thanks..." "We are offer the best price in Singapore" "You can't find a better deal" "My friend Fatty said he needs some fireworks" "Actually I specialize in building demolition" "We're ready, Boss..." "Is it a go?" "You're done?" "Go ahead..." "One... two... three..." "Why is the building still standing?" "It is not!" "We laid the explosives..." "Obviously it's not enough... top it up" "OK..." "Are you sure it's the right building?" "I think so..." "You must pay 50% upfront now and pay the balance afterwards" "How about this?" "Can we pay you the full sum afterwards?" "Of course!" "But I may not turn up that day..." "These credit cards are useless" "Damn..." "The contractor wants 6K upfront" "So what if we're from the public service?" "But if we don't pay him we won't achieve the effect CEO wants" "This is infuriating!" "Sorry, I go wash up..." "Why did she get so worked up?" "Clean this up" "What are you trying to do, Aunty?" "Don't let my daughter know that" "I transferred money to her account" "Or she'd give me a earful" "You know how to use a computer?" "!" "Small case!" "I even have a blog!" "Blog?" "You don't know how to use the computer?" "You put me up to it but didn't sign up yourself?" "Sign up..." "Do you want to order anything else?" " PDA?" "!" "OK!" "PDA?" "Do we have it?" "We don't sell that here!" "Thanks!" "After many trials and tribulations," "EP got their act together under the leadership of Zui and Tanya to ensure the job fair is a big success!" "and to prevent EP from closing down" "The music is wrong!" "It's too modern!" "This is traditional Chinese music." "What if the public write to papers to complain?" "I don't know how to answer, you know?" "Luckily, I've got this music score at home." "Uncle Tiong, I want you to play it." "Sure!" "I'm a child, you are a child." " Muthu!" "Sir!" " I want you to listen carefully..." "Yes sir...?" "I don't care who he is" "As far as these 2 lots are concern" "They are reserved for the VIPs, understand?" "Yes sir, no one else except the VIP, sir..." "Excuse me, sir... how do you spell VIP'?" "OK sir..." "I'll look up the dictionary, sir" "OK brother, relax..." "Hi, I'm Eric from WAS" "There is an unexpected incident" "We have to cancel the dance item" "You don't have to come" "Don't worry, we'll still pay you" "Sorry..." "Sorry my foot!" "How can you come and go as you please?" "I'll get my legal adviser to talk to you!" "What's wrong?" "The dancers are not coming without any reasons!" " Oh dear!" " What?" "!" "So irresponsible!" "Miss Chew, come to the backstage" "What is this?" "!" "What is this?" "!" "When we came back from lunch we saw this damaged board lying on the floor" "I think someone wants to sabotage us" "Call the police!" "Forget about the police!" "Let's solve this first, this is more important!" "How to?" "See this?" "There's nothing we can do" "No way!" "I have to put this up no matter what!" "Minister's on his way..." "It's too late to change the entire backdrop" " Think hard...!" "What can we do?" "Masking tape!" "Again?" "Are you sure?" "Again?" "Minister is on his way." "Let's solve this now!" "Masking tape!" "Are the dancers here?" "Eric said they can't make it, what should we do?" "What?" "!" "What is going on?" "Is today Black Friday?" "!" "Miss Chew, Aunty's dance classmates... are nearby, they can stand in for the dancers" "Can they dance?" "Of course!" "It's better than nothing... call them!" "OK!" "I'll call them!" "Come!" "Masking tape!" "How's the stage and the exhibition area?" "No problem at the exhibition area" "What happened?" "!" "Uncle Tiong having heart attack..." "Heart attack?" "!" "How?" "How Uncle Tiong?" "!" "He's OK, I just gave him his medication..." " Give way..." "Excuse me..." "How's he?" "It's so serious?" "How?" "Use mouth!" "Is he Halal?" "Call ambulance..." "I've already done so" "We'd better make sure" "The more ambulances the merrier" "Pressurize them, they'd come faster" "VIP is here..." "That's it!" "We're done for!" "Don't worry, be steady." "I am here" "Career opportunities" "Is everyone OK?" "and all our guests for your presence at the exhibition..." "I thought you destroyed the backdrop?" "I did!" "How could they fix it so quickly?" "WAS was created to address this problem" "We retrain the retrenched... rebuild their confidence... and reminded them of their value in society" "CEO's speech is about to end... we have to start the program soon" "Are we ready?" "And so ladies and gentlemen, in this challenging times, let's all work for those in need, a better tomorrow!" "We can't delay anymore!" "Quick!" "Aunty, are the dancers here?" "Welcome to Job Fair 2006..." "Keep calm." "We must think..." "Miss Tanya" "Actually, three of us got something to perform" "We have?" "Please give a big round of applause for very first performance" "Dancers!" "Thank you!" "Miss Chew, the replacement dancers are here... but we don't have music" "Why no music?" "Uncle Tiong was the pianist, but he..." "Now I'm having a heart attack..." "Daddy, I can play the song" "You can?" "Yes... this is a very good theme for this job fair" "We are very concerned about older workers." "They are still useful members of the society" "Well done, Lui." "Well done..." "I deliberately asked for senior citizens to perform" "Good." "More smoke in the center..." "More smoke..." "Smoke symbolizes the predicament of retrenched workers" "We've now come to the end of the programme" "Let's invite the Minister onstage for a sing-a-long session" "A worthy person" "Who doesn't want to be smart" "Who doesn't want to be perfect in everything" "Who wishes to be dumb and silly?" "Who wants to hear, you're really stupid" "Some things in life are cruel" "Some roads are not so straightforward" "Some games do not end in victory" "Sometimes it's the process that matters" "So now the smoke symbolizes whose loss of direction?" "I think the stagehands, they lost their direction" "We shall applaud ourselves" "Man U against Liverpool..." " Do not fire!" "OK..." "I repeat, do not fire!" "Oh, fire?" "Sure!" "Run!" "Help!" "Be careful!" "Everybody, get out!" "Quick!" "Everybody out!" "Quick!" "Everybody run!" "Daddy..." "Girl..." "Daddy..." "Help her..." "Excuse me, have you seen my daughter?" "Little girl about this..." "I have to find my daughter, she's up there!" "I must find her!" "it's OK..." "Girl..." "Girl..." "Sir, I'd do a thorough investigation... and I'll give you a full report..." "Sir, are you OK?" "Don't worry about me you better make sure everyone's safe" "Everybody has run down." "I don't think there is any causalities" "Everything should be under control, sir!" "Girl..." "Do you know that we are very lucky, because of masking tapes!" "I want to know whose idea is this." "Partially it was my idea." "I did it because, I..." "Cover your backside!" "Eric, how can you say I'm trying to... cover my backside right in front of the minister?" "I'm the CEO..." "It's my responsibility to protect everybody." "How can you say I'm covering my backside?" "Sir...?" "Sir...!" "Eric...!" "I mean you burnt your trousers" "Oh my god..." "Now I really need to cover my backside!" "Hello, you!" "Who give you permission to park here?" "!" "This lot is reserved for VIP only no label cannot park, OK?" "Where's everyone?" "Die..." "Excuse me, can you move your vehicle" "It's a VIP lot no label cannot park, OK?" "Can't you see there's a fire?" "I don't care about the fire" "If you park here, I'd get fired" "Can you please move?" "Can you understand English or not?" "Can you understand Tamil or not?" "We are putting out the fire!" "I don't care about that!" "Don't regret it!" "You OK?" "You guys OK?" "Daddy!" "Daddy..." "I thought you were in there..." "I'm OK..." "I'm OK" "Daughter, are you all right?" "!" "I was worried sick..." "It's OK..." "I was so worried about you..." "Don't blame me." "I'm just doing my job." "I was following instructions" "All I did was do as I was told" "Was that wrong?" "The smoke effect is not an accident it was a stupid idea from the boss" "I'm a technician, not a magician" "I was just passing my CEO's instructions" "My CEO wanted them to give moresshh'..." "So I asked them to give more sshh'..." "OK, I admit, I suggested using the sshh'..." "But I didn't ask them to use up all" "Until there is none left to save the fire" "You know I never give wrong instructions" "In fact I'm so upset about this accusation" "Yes..." "I ran out first, but that doesn't mean" "I was afraid of becoming bbq pork" "Furthermore, I was acting according to fire regulations:" "Evacuate immediately" "According to the public servants guidebook" "We must take care of the public's safety" "I was following the rules." "What's wrong?" "I got scolded for not following rules the last time" "Now I follow the rules, I get scolding too" "Black and white says nobody allowed to park in VIP lot" "So what if it's a fire engine?" "It's my duty to clamp it, If it breaks the rules" "I get a scolding for doing this?" "I do this wrong, I do that also wrong" "I think I better go back to India" "I do mistake they scold me" "I don't do mistake they also scold me" "What did I do!" "I don't know anything." "I had a heart attack" "Because he used masking tapes, he saved 53 lives" "His initiative led us to invent a fire escape wall" "Ladies and gentlemen, this creative man is none other than..." "Lim Teng Zui!" "Whose stupid idea was it?" "to use masking tapes instead of nails?" "The right way is to nail the boards together" "Not use masking tape to tape them" "From working in the government sector," "I have learnt we can break the rules!" "As long as we do it at the right time" "Two months later, WAS was shut down" "Retired voluntarily on grounds of bad health" "Sacked immediately after plot was uncovered Pension forfeited." "First Director in local history to be given the pink slip for "skills obsolete"" "He is blacklisted for making too many mistakes" "Founded Minced Pork Organization' this closed down after 3 months" "Damn, the market's bad," "This is my fifth interview" "Never mind... good luck" " Uncle Tiong?" "Bamboo?" "You found a job so fast?" "This is my company." "It has been around for 20 years." "I'm the boss here" "How can public servants set up companies?" "Use my wife's name." "Everyone is doing it." "That's smart..." "Since we are good friends," "I think you can offer me a job right?" "I cannot employ you." "Because there are two things you don't know." "Uncle, two things only what..." "What are the two things?" "You don't know this'; you don't know that'" "How can I employ you?" "I've decided to go study abroad..." "You're still very ambitious" "You will need qualifications" "That's the rule." "I have to follow it." "There's a rule which many fail to follow including me" "What's that?" " Filial piety" "Filial piety?" "Is it edible?" "I only know kueh pie ti (local food)" "Filial piety..." "P-i-e-t-y" "When I was me, I couldn't see myself." "Only when I wasn't me, I could see myself" "Yes." "I also learnt a lot when I became you." "Now my mother is your mother" "How can I fulfill my duties as a daughter now?" "Now my daughter is your daughter" "How can I fulfill my duties as a father?" "I want my body back." "Me too." "There is a way if we dare to try it." "OK, let's do the same thing again." "Same time, same place, same cars, same collision..." "Are you ready?" "Let's go!" "Bye..." "Daddy Mummy..." "Can you please don't do that?" "Can you please don't do that?" "Tanya's mother:" "Lunch is ready!"