"THE CRAZY ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK JONES" "Thank you, Don Rattazzi." "Can I smoke it later?" "He means the suitcase." "Get it." "Why always me?" "Let's go." "In proper Italian it's "Benvenuto a Olanda, Don Rattazzi."" "I mean 'yes, yes'." "Excellent." "I think the gentlemen have arrived." "I mean I'm sorry." "But... but..." "Later." "Later." "Later." "Tourists!" "I mean..." "Keeler... is waiting upstairs." "We're very happy that you and Killer have come to the Netherlands." "No, thank you." "No, thank you." "I only smoke cigarettes." "A little cigar... for a change." "Thank you very much." "As we wrote in our letter... the Karthoum diamond will be transported in an armoured car." "It's bullet-proof glass and a vault with an electronic lock." "12 mm armour." "I don't see how you could get into that car." "It's like a driving fortress." "Can you step back a bit, sir?" "I wanted to see how it works." "You hear so much about this car." "Beautiful, beautiful." "It's past 1:30." "Go on." "Mr Sondag, your..." "Your stones from Pretoria." "Thank you." "You know where to go." "Signature." "Can I interrupt?" "We can only get 4 extra police guards." "What?" "Only 4 extra to guard the famous Karthoum diamond?" "4 extra for a 1.5 million diamond?" "That's theft!" "Did you ask their superiors?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Does anyone have a good idea for the high salary that I pay you?" "You... what would you do?" "I'd hire a private detective." "We'll do that." "It's tax deductible." "Is that really necessary?" "What do you mean?" "What could happen?" "Nobody can get into that armoured car." "Of course, it wouldn't hurt." "Something can always go wrong." "Always!" "The truck always takes a different route." "But they always stop here." "So we could have done it here, but..." "We can only get into the truck through these damned locked doors." "And that's impossible." "Hello... yes." "Thanks." "Our agent in the Sondag Residence." "They want to hire a private detective." "To improve security." "What?" "You have to provide the detective." "Me?" "Sherlock Jones." "Sherlock Jones!" "Today we'll do the Fokker 7." "Glue the landing gear and the wings." "Look at what you did, Watson." "It's not funny." "Keep your paws off it." "Tokyo's waking up." "New York's going to bed." "You're right." "It's the phone." "You're a good boy." "Sorry, I wasn't talking to you." "I was talking to my partner." "This is detective agency Sherlock Jones... and Co." "What can we do for you?" "One moment, I have another call." "Yes, hello?" "Detective agency Sherlock Jones and Co." "Oh, the American embassy." "No, I can't be disturbed." "I'm in another call." "Please wait." "Miss Cecile, could you hold all calls?" "Sorry, I'm back." "It's about a delicate matter." "Do you know what I mean?" "A very delicate case." "It's about a deli." "Let me write it down." "Deli..." "Continue." "A matter of life and death." "That's ok, I'm well insured." "It's a matter of life and death." "I'll write it down." "You'll have to keep an eye on an important transport." "It's a very valuable shipment to the south of the Netherlands." "Sorry, my secretary made a mistake." "No, Cecile, I can't be disturbed." "Very annoying." "Sorry, I'm back again." "I'm asking you to drive to the south today." "There's a hand in the suitcase." "There's a hand..." "There's a hand in the suitcase." "And a foot." "And a foot." "I think we're on the trail of a horrible suitcase murder." "Yes, drive to Valkenburg and turn right after the fork in the road." "Valkenburg." "Then you get to a road with trees... and there you wait." "Got it." "Not a word about this case." "What was that?" "Not a word about this." "Mouth shut, is our slogan." "You'll leave right away." "Ok, thank you, sir." "This is going to be a great case." "Great!" "What did you say?" "Me to Pernis?" "What's so good about Pernis?" "He should have been there by now." "Why don't they call?" "Are you a detective?" "Certified." "Do you have a dime for me?" "Where did you come from?" "I get it..." "Mouth shut, is our slogan." "I hope that idiot didn't get lost somewhere." "Beautiful, isn't it?" "It's worth 2 million hard guilders." "That may be." "It's art, clearly." "People could pay anything for it." "I prefer to know what it represents." "A sheep, a landscape..." "Would you follow me?" "Come on, Watson." "Mr Sherlock Jones from detective agency Sherlock Jones." "And Co." "Certified." "What can we do..." "So you're the famous Sherlock Jones." "Sorry." "Please sit over there." "Sorry." "I'd rather stand." "That's easier." "We have a problem." "You have a problem." "You should go to Schiphol tomorrow." "We're expecting an important shipment." "Ah, shipment." "Keep an eye on this car." "Car... yes..." "That car looks very suspect." "No, that's our car." "I see... not a suspect car." "I understand." "I have to keep an eye on this car." "No problem." "Mouth shut is our slogan." "Sorry." "Fully understood." "Good afternoon." "Come, Watson, come." "That idiot got lost somewhere, of course." "Hello." "Yes?" "Good." "Thank you." "It's a deal." "He'll do it." "Thank you." "Watson, I can feel it's going to be a good day." "Your pass, sir." "One moment." "Just a moment." "That doesn't even look like it." "Do you have one?" "Yes, I do." "Here." "No, absolutely not." "Can you find it?" "No, but I did have one." "I'm certain." "OIL MERCHANT" "It's not easy to land one of those." "That's a professional job." "The plane from Pretoria has landed." "I told them." "Come on, Watson." "Watson!" "He must be chasing cats again." "Please sign here." "Certainly." "And here." "And there." "And here." "What are you looking for?" "The cap of the petrol tank." "On the petrol tank, of course." "There, under the wing." "Careful, the hose!" "Thank you." "Stop it." "We're here to keep an eye on a shipment of diamonds." "If you do that again in public, I'll tie you both down." "Dipsticks." "What he said." "Can you believe that clown?" "We're ready to leave." "Over." "You can leave." "Back up." "I'm not happy with you, Watson." "You should have reported to me by now." "I need to know if you're on the trail of something." "If it's about a cat, I'll send you to bed without any dinner." "That was close." "We're going to make our usual stop at the Resting Hunter." "Over." "Let us know when you're leaving." "Understood." "Over and out." "Piano, he says." "Keep your helmet on." "What can I get you?" "Coffee." "Coffee." "Coffee without milk, please." "What would you like?" "That's very nice of you." "What would you like to drink?" "Coffee, please." "Lemonade with a straw." "Cigars make a mess." "Look." "From table 6." "Thank you, gentlemen!" "A coffee, a whiskey and a lemonade with a straw." "That makes 8.20." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Careful with my pantyhose." "It's just that..." "What?" "I'm no expert, but these cigars aren't bad." "Oh well, a little joke..." "CLEANING COMPANY" "Bravo, I mean bravo!" "There's one missing." "There's one missing?" "There's a stone missing." "What?" "There's one stone missing." "Did you hear that?" "What does this mean, fool?" "Where's that stone?" "Stone?" "There's a diamond missing." "There's a diamond missing!" "One moment!" "No one leave the room!" "No one, one moment!" "Allow me." "Nothing, excuse me." "Nothing, excuse me." "Nothing either." "Well, nothing..." "I think they made a mistake in Pretoria." "Yes, I think so too." "I think they made a mistake here." "One little stone." "One little stone?" "If it would happen tomorrow, it would be the Karthoum diamond." "And that's not a little stone." "Nothing can go wrong." "Sherlock Jones is helping us." "Forget about the Sherlock." "Jones will do." "Pretoria say they sent a 100 diamonds." "But we also have 4 motorised police this time." "That's 40 too few." "The Karthoum diamond's in that car and... if anything happens to it, I'll be ruined." "Stop distracting that man." "Look at the police." "The police are our best friends." "Now you understand why traffic's such a mess in Italy." "I'll never get in a car with them again." "What do you say?" "Poor abandoned dog." "You should be up there." "Just leave him be." "No, he can't look at women and diamonds at the same time." "Go on!" "A tight bend." "That's what it's about, authority." "Be happy you're in the car with us." "Now what?" "Do they think they're on a paid holiday?" "Get back in!" "What is this?" "Our usual stop, sir." "Usual stop?" "But there's a 1.5 million diamond in that car." "You can complain to the union, Mr Sondag." "A 2 hour drive, means a 15 minute break." "My men work under a lot of stress." "We have a 1.5 million stone in this car, don't you understand?" "That's what I said, 1.5 million." "It's so calm and peaceful here." "Calm and peaceful?" "Mr Sondag..." "I know." "That car is a fortress, but I'm still staying with my diamond." "Why don't you get into the car?" "I'll open it for you." "Ok, open it." "Wait, that's my department." "You have a department?" "Open up!" "One moment, we don't want any accidents." "This requires a professional." "One moment." "I'll get into the car." "Get in then or I will." "I'll get in." "Let him." "Get in." "Bring me a coffee in the car." "Ok, you'll get a coffee in the car." "With a cookie." "With a cookie!" "A coffee for the man in the car." "He's staying in there!" "Everything alright, Mr Jones?" "This way." "What did you say?" "Is everything alright?" "Yes, fine." "That's a great safe." "Would you like some music?" "That would be nice." "Great!" "Don't get near this dog." "I have a coffee for the man in the car." "No one can get to him." "You have it then." "Cheers, to a good outcome." "Is something happening?" "All's fine here, why?" "I thought I heard a sound on the roof." "A sound?" "I doubt it." "Down!" "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "What's with the barking?" "That's a dog." "Yes, a dog." "Very useful information." "Something's going on." "Mind your heart, Mr Sondag." "Yes." "Everything alright, Mr Jones?" "Yes, Watson." "That detective's a bit crazy." "Watson!" "Watson, leave that cat alone." "Leave that cat alone!" "He pulled the pin out and tried to throw it into the water." "That's when I came in and said:" ""Wait a moment!"" ""Give me that soft boiled egg."" "I took it out of his hands and got rid of it." "I had to see the chief." "What do we care?" "Drink up, we're leaving." "Soon they'll take off their uniforms and start sunbathing." "Mr Sondag?" "Is everything alright?" "Yes, do you want to check for yourself?" "Yes." "Bloody hell." "Hey, Mr Jones!" "Are you asleep?" "What are you doing, Jones?" "He can't hear you." "I can see that." "He's asleep!" "Press the button." "Mr Jones!" "Is that how you earn your money?" "Wake up, we're leaving!" "It's about time." "Gentlemen, it's time." "Everybody to the cars." "You've had enough sun." "Go on!" "Hurry up!" "Was everything alright?" "Yes, great!" "Did you have a good sleep?" "Would you like a coffee or a juice?" "Yes, thank you." "We're leaving!" "Oh, we're leaving." "Are you finally here?" "And where have you been last night?" "Chasing cats?" "No more!" "You're going on a leash." "Come here." "What have you got in your mouth?" "Give me that junk." "What is this?" "Looks like the Karthoum diamond." "It is the diamond!" "Come, we have to catch up with them." "He took off with the diamond." "The detective." "Sorry." "AIR TAXIS" "What are you doing?" "Come back with that bike!" "Yes, I remember you." "No, Valkenburg." "Pernis is that way." "Do you have taxis?" "That's correct." "I'd like a taxi." "That's possible." "Can I make a phone call too?" "Inside." "Thank you." "I'm in a big hurry." "I'll get the taxi ready." "I'll be right back." "AIR TAXIS" "Valkenburg... yes, here." "Sondag." "It's gone!" "Sondag, diamond merchant." "Mr Jones!" "Yes?" "Oh, it's you, Mr Jones." "I've got the diamond." "I'll get it to you as fast as I can." "With a taxi." "Thank you for your call." "Wait, I want to talk to him." "Give me the phone." "Mr Jones, where's my diamond?" "I've got it here." "I'll be there soon." "Good, thank you." "Where's the taxi?" "Here." "I can tell a taxi from a plane." "It's an air taxi." "That's great!" "Great!" "I'm in a hurry." "Let's go." "Hurry up!" "Hurry up, man!" "Get out." "The pilot sits there." "Where are we going?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Careful!" "Don't be afraid, Don Rattazzi." "Flying's fantastic!" "Free as a bird!" "You'd like that, wouldn't you?" "I called you to be waiters here." "Certainly, madam." "You're not here to eat cake." "Hey, can't you hear me?" "Hey, stop that!" "Stop that!" "No, Valkenburg!" "LANDING" "Are you going to Valkenburg?" "No, I'm going to Rotterdam." "Then Valkenburg must be that way." "Excuse me." "Get in." "He's going to Pernis." "It was a wobbly taxi ride." "Where's the diamond?" "There." "You're wonderful, Mr Jones." "I'll call Mr Sondag." "Where's the diamond?" "I put it here." "Where?" "I put it here!" "Where?" "It has to be here." "Look for it!" "Everybody look for it!" "Everything alright." "Good!" "I know." "It's the Italian!" "Your game's over." "The diamond!" "Open the violin case." "This was your mistake." "Open it." "Please allow me." "You're wonderful, Mr Jones." "Wonderful." "Wonderful."