"Ahh." "Master Pain, what do we do?" "Open the mouth." "The Chosen One!" "Huh?" "What?" "Baby..." "Kill it!" "We will all be cursed!" "Hmm." "Hmm?" "Mm?" "Hmm!" "Mm, lighter, mm-hmm." "So cute." "Bye-bye!" "It's starting now." "The child had become a man." "Rolling to the bottom of a gully, he was raised by various rodents." "Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness... in search of the one who stole his life." "So on he walked... and sometimes drove." "And occasionally, partied with the desert creatures." "Party!" "Party!" "Party!" "Little did he know... that before him lied a mystical road... of great warriors and legends." "Your days are over, mister." "He lived under constant attack." "What they had not accomplished when he was a child... they sought to now finish." "Through his adversity, he learned to fight... and fight well." "The more he fought, the more his powers grew." "I mean, crap, man!" "Look at that." "Ohh..." "That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there." "You don't see that every day." "I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones and..." "I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk." "Uh-oh." "Trouble." "Open your mouth!" "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!" "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!" "Uuh!" "I need gopher-chuks." "Uh..." "Uuh!" "Our... sexual... preferences... are... our... own..." "business." "Yeah." "Oh, you." "Alfalfa." "Hey, oh." "Huh?" "He's an outsider." "Have you ever seen him before?" "Mm-mm." "Well, twice." "Hey, who's he?" "I don't know." "And that day, I vowed to find the man who killed my family." "Can you help me?" "And why have you come to me?" "You are Master Tang." "Your skills are greatly known." "I've traveled many years and miles to find you." "How many miles?" "Would you say ten million?" "Eh..." "No, I don't think ten million." "Look, I need your help." "I live under constant attack." "Hmm." "Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak." "My bladder is full to bursting." "I feel for you and your grave loss." "However, it will be impossible for us to help you." "Master, I implore you to reconsider." "Hmm." "Okay!" "The man you seek, his name is Master Pain." "He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." "But now I am in a quandary." "For if your story is true, then you would..." "Huh?" "What are the odds of that?" "You would be the Chosen One." "Master!" "Ah, again with the squeaky shoes." "Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One." " Be quiet!" " Master!" "I don't like him very much." "Let's kill him." " Sit down!" " Eeyah!" "I must apologize for Wimp Lo." "He is an idiot." "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." "Hah!" "If you've got an ass, I'll kick it." " Hmm." " Legend tells us... that the true Chosen One... will bear the mark of infinite wisdom." "Yea, yea!" "What in God's name is that thing?" "He seems to be the reason I'm pursued." "There are so many things I've yet to understand." " Does it have a name?" " Tonguey." "I should not have asked." "Still, this is a glorious day, for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council." "I remember a long time ago... when a good friend of mine told me... there would be a Chosen One." "There will be a Chosen One." "Then he told me... of the significance." "It will be significant." "And then he killed the dog." "I now officially know too much." "And why are you in bed?" "Oh, you won't even believe what happened next." " No, please!" " Very well, Chosen One." "I invite you to train with us... until you find the whereabouts of Master Pain." " I'll do it!" " In your dreams!" "Ohh..." "Yes, yes." "Yes, play me like a drum." "By the way, my student Ling, here, will assist you." "Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass." "There you go." "I will stay..." "eh, to train." "Thank you, Master Tang." "Now, you two, on with your training." "Yes." "Sure." "As you know," "I am a man of special needs." "You will now receive the Fist of Fury." "Prepare the long rubber glove." "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe," "I wonder where my glove will go." "Open your mouth!" "Open it!" "You!" "Open!" "Hey, guys, what's goin' on?" "Hey!" "Ooh!" "Master Pain, it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town." "Especially that helpless man you just hit." "Welcome!" "Hmm." "My finger points." "Wimp Lo, you must be careful." "Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities." "You think losing is winning." "Heh?" "Uh, uh..." "Huh?" "Hmm." "The Chosen One is here to help us." " I like him a lot, and..." " Listen!" "Shh." "I see the way you look at him." "I'm a man, too, you know." "I go pee-pee standing up." "Hmm." "Mm." " I will defeat him!" " Please, don't." "I will... defeat him!" "Whee!" "Whee!" "The Chosen One trained, for part of him knew what lied ahead." "Wow!" "I'll have some of whatever he's smokin'!" "Huh!" "Huh!" "Huh!" "The others soon warmed up to him... and his "friend."" "Mm!" "Mm, mm!" "Hmm." "Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Your butt that's about to be kicked." "Take a close look, 'cause I rule, baby!" "And who do you rule?" "The Large, Dark Nipple People?" "I rock... and roll..." "all day long, sweet Susie!" "I challenge you!" "Leap that wall if you're so great." "Hmm!" "Big deal." "Up and over!" "Oi!" " Hmm!" " Huh!" "Now we'll..." "learn who's the best." "Hmm!" "Huh?" "I..." "Uh..." "Aha!" "Face-to-foot style." "How'd you like it?" "I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive." "But your weak link is, this is Earth." "Oh, yeah?" "Try my nuts-to-your-fist style!" "Oh!" "Uuh!" "Who's laughing now?" "Please, stop!" "Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter!" "A child could beat him!" "I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak," " I'm gonna take his shoes and shove 'em up his..." " Chosen One!" "Master Pain's in town!" "Did you hear that?" "Master Pain?" "Are you sure?" "Gotcha now!" "Guy-ee!" "Ay, ay!" "Why?" "Why?" "No!" "Please!" "I am bleeding, making me the victor." "Master Pain's meeting with the mayor." "Oh, this is bad." "Eh, Master Pain... will perform his skill." "Please." "Mm, hah!" "Towel." "Mm, thanks." "Now, then, Master Pain has heard rumor... that the Chosen One was spotted in town." "Do what he says, or he'll cut off your big toe." "On that you can trust me." "Let him hear it." "Oh, that's tender." "That is tender." "Thank you." "I have been called "bad" before." "Many have said I do things... that are not correct to do." "I don't believe in such talk as this." "I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time!" "First, a joke." "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?" " My ass." " Nyah, ha ha!" "Ha ha!" " Enough!" " Hmph!" "Gentlemen, from this day forward... you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."" "But isn't Betty a woman's name?" "Easy, easy!" "We don't want to lose any more toes here." "You'll all have to excuse Master Pain... uh, Betty." "It's 12:00 and time for his nap." "Heh, Betty?" "Hmm, sleepy time." "Come along." "Whoo!" "Aah!" "I must find if I, too, possess this special skill." "Remember, do not stop until I give you the signal, or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel." "I'm ready." "Ooh, ow!" "You can't..." "Could you please..." "Er, uh, should we keep going?" "He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop." "Did anyone hear the signal?" "Well, he was whining for a while." "Do you think whining was the signal?" "Rr-rr!" "Hey, whoa, easy." "We should wait a second or so." "Hey, guys." "Come on." "Oh, well." "Hey, wait, wait." "He did say the part about dramatically throwing us off his body." "Oh, that's right." "Yeah." "Okay." "Go ahead." "Throw us off!" "He's not gonna die, is he?" "You think he wants his towel?" "Hey, uh..." "That's pretty still." "Maybe it's time we should..." "We better get home, guys." "Nobody say anything to Mom." "Hmm?" "Hmm." "Hah!" "I am Whoa." "Okay." "It is not yet your time." "You must not stand against Master Pain." " It's "Betty" now." " Oh." "You must not stand against Betty." "If you fight, he will kill you." "You need special training." "You cannot defeat him now." " I'm-I'm sorry?" " You cannot defeat him now." "I will defeat him." "If you can beat him, then you should have no problem beating me." "Mm!" "Ah!" "Hmm, not bad." "What's wrong?" "The supreme gift." "Hmm?" "You must trust the power of the tongue." "Hmm?" "But I must warn you..." "Hmm?" "In the meadow you will find Betty's great protector, Moon Yew." "Avoid the meadow." "We will meet again, Chosen One, many more times..." "in the sequel." "Ow!" "Well, at least I have you, boy." "Master Tang, what are you doing here?" "I've come to kick ass." "Oh!" "I know you seek the Chosen One." "And I know..." "what you did to his family." "Now..." "Ooh!" "Oi!" "I'm going to beat you up!" "Do you need a glass of water or something?" "Jeez, at least cover your mouth!" " We're all going to catch it!" " Fight... or die!" "Okay, I'll shake your bouncy booty!" "Hit it!" "Please, Betty." "Master Tang is unable to fight you." "He's pretty sick." "Why, I oughta..." "Ooh!" "Don't." "He'll kill you like a small dog." "Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." "Aw, jeez." "And now the snorting starts." "I'm sorry." "I must fight you when I am stronger." "Good-bye, Sally." "It's Betty, you son of a pig." "The name is Betty." "But Chosen One, I want to help you, but I..." "I-I-I-I..." "I..." "I just can't." "I won't." "Whee-ooh!" "He wasn't at the restaurant." "Do you know where he is?" "No, no!" "He'll kill you." "Don't go." "Please." "Stay alive." "Stay and live a life here with me." "Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee!" "Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight." "He is well protected." "It's impossible." "You'll never make it." "Never make it." "Ever make it." "Never make it." "Never make it." "You'll never make it, ever." "Don't you see?" "You can't make it." "I implore you to reconsider." "Hmm." "Okay." "He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around." "There." "You've got what you wanted." "Now go!" "Hmm." "Remember, avoid the meadow." "Hmm." "Huh?" "Ahh!" "Hmm!" "Hmm!" "Whoa-oa-oa!" "Hmm!" "Hah!" "Huh?" "Hah!" "Hah!" "Mm?" "Huh?" "You like it?" "Huh?" "Feels good, huh?" "Well, you must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow." "What is it you want?" "Evil Betty," "I've come to finish something I should've done years ago." "Remember these?" "Well, you've grown." "I thought you looked familiar." "Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants." "I've trained my whole life for this day." "I spanked you as a baby." "I'll spank you now, bitch!" " Good luck." " Wait!" "You mustn't!" "You are not ready!" "Who are you?" "Ling's father." "Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee!" "Oh, dear." "No one man can defeat Betty." "When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you!" "I have to avenge my family!" "Ohh!" "At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws." "They hurt like crap, man!" "Chosen One!" "Oh!" "Shirt ripper!" "Chosen One was clearly not ready." "He should have listened to that one-boobed chick." "Hmm!" "Water... everywhere!" "Uuh!" "All over me!" "I'm... getting... wet!" "Uuh!" "I'm falling!" "You're falling!" "We're falling!" "A whale!" "Mm-mm." "Hmm." "Mmm, memento!" "Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry." "I'll get you some help." "Let me know if you see a Radio Shack." "Hmm." " Once again." " With feeling." "One... of us... is wearing... a pushup bra." "It's lacy..." "Master Tang, please help me." " I'm bleeding." " Hey!" "I remember you!" "Just like old times!" "Ah, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!" "Rikki-Tikki!" "Too tight!" "Stop hugging me!" "I have a mortal wound!" "Where?" "Where does it hurt?" "Oh, pretty much around the big, bloody spot." "Oh!" "Come inside." "I'll get the Neosporin." "Please, I'm dying." "You must listen to me." "I feel the Chosen One may give up hope." "This must not happen." "The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possess a great supernatural power-r-r!" "W-Without Tonguey, the council is invincible." "They will come to Betty's aid." "Do you understand?" "No." "I don't understand you." " Aha!" " No." "Don't do that." "It hurts." "No, it's good, it's good!" "No, no, please." "I have a wound there." "Come on." "Don't spoil everything." "This works for both of us, huh?" "Yeah-ahh!" "The news of your father weighs heavy on my heart." "Evidently, his wound never closed up properly." "He gave his life for mine." "I'm so sorry, Ling." "He was my father my entire life." "We were friends." "I loved him." "And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails... dead." "I don't understand... why people have to die." "Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh!" "And now... if-if I lose you..." "Oh, man, I'm a little, tiny, horny honey." "Mm." " Hmm!" " Mmm!" " Mm-mm-mm!" " Mmm!" "Ooh-whee-ooh!" "Oh, but I don't know." "It's so soon." "I can't remember the last time I felt like this." "So ready for action." "So ready for love!" "Hmm?" "I need you now in the worst way." "I can't control it!" "Take me, man meat!" "But I don't want you to think I'm a slut." "Huh?" "What?" "What now?" "How do I proceed?" "Simba." "I... am not Simba." "I am the Chosen One." "Ah, yes." "I am Mu Shu Fasa." "You must not be troubled, Cho-Simba One." "He took everything from me..." "a family I never knew." "What good am I now?" "His powers are greater than mine." "Yes, plus when you were hit with his iron claw, you did scream like a wussy." "Look inside yourself, Cho-Simba." "You must take your place in the great circle of... stuff." "Behold the symbols." "One over here, the other over there." "Remember, weakening and defeating Betty... is the first step to revealing the council's identity." "What is this Evil Council everyone speaks of?" "The answer you seek resides in the stars above." "I don't understand." "Of course you don't." "I'm speaking in riddles." "That's kind of the point, like a clue that will later make you go," ""Oh, that's what he meant!" "Stars above!"" "Please tell me." "What is my purpose?" "Train, Cho-Simba." "You must reach the next level." "This is CNN." "Wait, Mu Shu." "CNN." "What of my tongue?" "C..." "N..." "Mu Shu!" "N!" "Hmm?" "A tiger." "Hmm?" "Tiger, tiger, tiger." "Hmm!" "Bird." "Birdie." "Birdie, birdie." "Hmm." "I am a great magician." "Your clothes are red!" "Wow!" "Please." " Do it again." " Wait, who's that?" "B..." "Betty." "H-He's alive, Betty." "He's still alive, Betty." "Still alive!" "How can that be?" "Oh, this is bad." "This is very bad." "Your clothes are black." "Oh, the council will not be pleased." "Uh, but, Betty, do they have to know?" "He's supposed to be dead." "I am responsible." "Nyah!" "He, alone, can disrupt the Evil Council's plan." "Him and that infernal Tonguey!" "Eh, red clothes!" "Uh, Master Betty, might I inquire, what is the Evil Council's plan?" "Huh!" "It is evil." "My, it is so evil!" "It is a bad, bad plan... that will hurt many people... that are good." "I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad." "I-I see..." "I think." "But, Master Betty, what of the Chosen One?" "Hmm." "I'll kill him." "I'll kill him dead." "Hmm, like with..." "with a rock or something." "Like a..." "like a stone." "He carries the basket." "He carries the paper roller." "Yaah!" "Hmm." "Have you seen him before?" "Never!" "Ventriloquists, huh?" "Nyah, nyah, nyah!" "You know the location of the Chosen One." "Where is he?" "On the life of my dummy, I swear this..." "I'll never tell you where he is!" "I am the Chosen One, outside the wall!" "Yeah, the wall!" "Your mouth tricks will not work on me, ventriloquists." "And so began Betty's killing spree." "No one was safe." "Ouchie!" "Aiding the Chosen One... became an offense punishable by death." "Hmm." "Orson." "Welles." "I swing a bit more." "I swing a bit less." "Got ya." "Whee-oh!" "What?" "Please!" "Hold still, ma'am." "Here she is, Betty." "The Chosen One disappeared last night." " What have you done with him?" " Funny." "I thought you could tell me." "Hmm." "In your dreams." "Whee-oh!" "Hmm!" "I like 'em feisty." "You disgust me." "Whee-oh-oh-oh!" "Ee-oh, whee-oh, pee-oh, ee-oh, pee-oh!" "Whee!" "Whee!" "Ohh!" "She hit me, Betty." "No!" "Go follow her, then save her... for me." "Coo-coo!" "Coo-coo!" "I'm just a birdy too." "Uh-huh?" "Uh-huh?" " Huh?" " Yaah!" "Okay, so here were my options." ""A," quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick." "Or "B," take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die." "Hmm." "Should have gone with "A."" "That's right!" "Follow me!" "Right into my trap!" "You go that way." "I'll go home." "Hmm?" "Hmm?" "Huh?" "Hmm?" "Oh!" "Chosen One!" "Ling?" "Hurry!" " I'm coming!" " Chosen One!" "I'm coming!" "Chosen One!" "I'm coming!" "Chosen One!" "I'm coming!" "Go get some snacks." "Perhaps a carbonated soda." "I hope they have Icees!" "I've chosen the large tub." "My nipples look like Milk Duds." "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy." "I... will... not..." "be stopped... by a tiny net!" "I'll reverse the capture method, and yaah... free." "Now I have to find Ling." "Ling!" "Wimp Lo?" "Chosen One." "Huh?" "Master!" " Chosen One." " Oh, Master." "Do I look all right?" "Uh, yeah, sure." "O-On a scale from one to ten..." "Uh... one." "Come." "C-Come closer, please." "Listen and listen well." "I really like the band 'N Sync." "My favorite member is Harpo." "I think there's a Harpo." "If not, there should be." "I will write their next hit, maybe." "By the way, you must be wary of Betty's iron claws." "They are sharp, and they hurt." "And beware his song about big butts." "He beats you up while he plays it!" "Master, no!" "Chosen." "Huh?" "Huh?" "Ling!" "Chosen One, I'm... dying." "No." "Please." "Remember," "I will always... love... you." "Whee!" "Ee-ee!" "Ling!" "Ohh!" "Huh?" "Dog!" "Oh, it's okay, boy." " No, it's not." "Huh?" " Chosen One." "Master!" "Oh, Master." "You're alive." "I only did this..." "That doesn't mean a person is dead." "Chosen." "Huh?" "Ling!" "Chosen One." "Why did you run off?" "Why did you leave me?" " But I thought..." " Huh?" "Oh, dog!" "You're alive!" "Hey, if you're all alive, then surely Wimp Lo..." "Wimp!" "Oh." "Betty has gone too far." "Killing is wrong..." "and bad." "There should be a new, stronger word for killing... like "badwrong" or "badong."" "Yes, killing is "badong."" "From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing," ""gnodab."" "Excuse me, kind blacksmith." "Do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps..." " roughly an inch and a half in diameter?" " Right here in my hand." "Yaah!" "Betty's protective caps were the source of his power." "In order to defeat him, they would have to be removed." "Chosen One tried and tried, but they were too smooth to pull and pointy." "So they would, like, poke your hands... if you didn't get it just right." "So he got frustrated, as any one of us would." "Okay, maybe a little more than any one of us would." "I'll never be able to do it, ever!" "Don't look at me!" "Your hands..." "let me see." "It hurts?" "How 'bout now?" "And now?" "And this?" "You broke a thermometer in my hands." "Rub it all in my hair." "You just get stranger and stranger and stranger." "Your hands..." "How are they now?" "I don't know." "They feel like they're on fire." "Huh." "So you really think that's hot?" "'Cause I'll show you hot." "Now try." "You have helped me reach the next level." "And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch." "So, what you..." "what you guys doing later, huh?" "I was just going to hang out, but... maybe we could get a pizza or, you know, scam some chicks or something, right?" "'Cause, um, I don't know..." "I do like the ladies, you know." "I do like 'em." "Hmm, I like-a them, and they like-a me back." "Master Betty, my compliments." "That tiny net was surefire." "Hmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence." "It's a net, and it's tiny." "Sure." "At this very moment, he's out in a field, rotting like a papaya, while we're in here, cozy and enjoying the good life." "Huh?" "Oh?" "Oh, man!" "This is all I need." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Uh, E-Evil Council?" "I-I, uh, got-got your message." "Hello?" "N-Now batting, Mike Piazza!" "Whoa." "Oh, s-sorry, Evil Council." "I-It's just echoey, and I..." "No, that-that is not possible." "Not again." "He has to be dead." "No, no." "I can handle him, but, of course, welcome your assistance." "So he's at the temple." "Thank you, Evil Council." "This guy is toast." "Tell me..." "what you're thinking." "Of how best to deal with Betty." "But you've mastered your technique." "You should be able to beat him now." "I'm sorry?" "But you mastered your technique." "You should be able to beat him now." "I got everything but the last part, through "you should be able."" "You should be able to beat him now." "Perhaps, but wooden dummies don't fight back." "While I'm ripping out the caps, I'm completely defenseless." "For instance, the first move could be like this." "I could leap like a freak, then throw in a back-snapping eel strike." "But he'd have a clear shot at my ribs." "I could always pretend I'm a bird." "But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed." "The best approach would be to go for both caps at once." "No matter what the tactic, they all have a flaw." "You should be able to beat him now!" "No matter." "I think I have an idea." "We're children!" "We're children!" "We're children!" "We're children!" "We're children!" "We're children!" " I'll take a pound of nuts." " That's a lot of nuts!" "That'll be four bucks, baby!" "You want fries with that?" "He just left with nuts!" "I know you're here." "My name's Betty." "Nyah!" "Huh?" "Yaah!" "Waah!" "Shirt ripper!" "Hit it." "Hmm, I could dance like that... if I felt like it." "You killed my family, and I don't like that kind of thing." "Eh?" "Oh, doggie hump." "And then all hell broke loose." "Oh, yes, the council." "Ho-ho!" "Yes, the Evil Council... are aliens." "They're French." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Stinky pits and all, baby!" "Okay, fire me up." "Oh, yes!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha!" "Oh, God." "Hmm, as you've probably concluded, the Evil Council is based in France... and will soon rise to world domination." "Enjoy the paralyzer!" "Huh?" "Another paralyzer!" "Say good night, floppy." "Hmm." "Your booties." "Do it for your family, and so I can be in the sequel." "Stars above." "Aliens." "Was I right or what?" "Oh, you need to open your mouth." "Sacrebleu!" "Uh..." "Huh?" "Oh, no, guys." "Come on!" "Ouch." "I fell and hurt my tummy." "Thank you, squirrel friend." "Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force of his blow." "Now, for my part of the bargain." "Chosen One!" "Chosen!" "Whee!" "Whee!" "Whee!" "Chosen, you're alive." "It's okay, Ling." "There's nothing to worry about anymore." "That's what he thought." "What is your purpose?" "Whee-ohh!" "Hmm." "I see you brought your friends this time." "You mustn't." "You are not ready." "Rub it all in my hair." "Let me know if you see a Radio Shack." "He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." "He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." "And playback." "That's a lot of nuts!" "That..." "Why don't you turn it down a little bit?" "Open your mouth." "Yea-yea!" "Okay, cut." "I-I can't work with this thing." "Yea-yea!" "At least the winking..." "the winking has to stop." "Stop the..." "Yea-yea!" "Look, I'll get some tweezers... and choke you with a cotton ball, you son of a..." "Okay, I'm gonna need a cup." "Up and over!" "And now he's dead." "Oh, jeez." "I forgot my line again." "I think it's..." "Oh, thank you." "Oh." "You don't seem too sweaty..." "No, don't do that." "It hurts." "Cut!" "Cut!" "The director said cut." "You should stop that now." "Yeah, I'm aware of that." "I'm rehearsing." "You know..." "Rehearse." "From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the game..." "Oh, jeez." "Did I say "game"?" "It was a long day." "Hey, is someone going to come get me?" "There's like a hawk or something." "Oh, dear." "That's not good." "Um, Mr. Hawk, could you please, uh, stop with the leg-eating?" "Oh, my." "Hey, it's not funny." "What's so..." "He's a predator, for crying out loud!"