"Hi, Kathi!" "I'm reporting live from the action scene Öztürk-Schneider, where the crisis between the turkish commissary for tradition Yagmur Öztürk and the secretary for modernisation Lena Schneider has been resolved." "Nevertheless, both attractive women are living totally separate lives." "For the last time:" "I will not go with you for swimming." "I will not undress myself in public." "Lena Scheider live from the islamic camp in Berlin." "Come on Yagmur." "I rescued you from escaping back to Turkey." "Now. please behave like a real sister and let's do something together." "How about a chess game?" "How about a NO?" "We could go dancing?" "[..." "Disco?" "Women in underwear...] dance to pornographic bang and wants to get hooked by drug addicted machos...thanks." "By the way, that was not your style of music?" "You...me...disco." "Dispute end." "But disco is immoral." "It is not allowed." "Where that should be written." "Show it to me in your Turk-Bible. [Everywhere...]" "It is about the law on virginity." "This time you failed making good excuses." "Even if I wanted to go, my dad does not allow me to go out after 9pm." "Mom!" "What's up, little bunnies?" "That's nice music." "Beachboys?" "That is D-12." "Could we disco?" "No question, you could do everything if you belive in you." "Look...you allow it?" "[She allows everything." "This is her only advantage.]" "I'm a cool mom, Yagmur." "Prohibitions strongly out!" "But Metin does not allow her." "And what dad says counts." "That was before he felt in love with me..." "Metin..." "Doris..." "I don't know...disco..." "We have rules here." "Lena listen." "Did you hear that?" ""Rules, little rules inherit the effect that"" ""that we all have to follow them and no need to think anymore"" ""and those who don't think are worthless and thats why everything will be granted"" "Yes, we will do and there is nothing you could do about because my mom allows us to go." "We live in an anti-authoritarian household." "Thats me...at a time when I was happy." "Before my mom came with a new love after that my life ended" "And now..." "I live in an extended family" "And that..." "I would have waived." "They are too young for disco." "[Children need free space...] ...if you trim their wings they will grow small and tiny." "Mom, the pants you have bought are too big." "You will grow into it." "Your mom gave you too much space." "In general I appreciate your german liberal attitude..." "I have to hurry up now..." "The Turk cares very much..." "That the daughter lives only for the islam and the son becomes a macho." "That you don't care." "I will prepare then my own breakfast...by myself." "But disco...[is awesome." "D-12 and so on.] D-12 and so on..." "Is it an new synthetic party drug." "Nope, that are new beachboys of today." "I would prefer the pink top, you've got quite a flat breast." "[Where possibly did get it from?" "]" "Would you please stop talking about your sexual organs." "May I borrow it from you?" "Sure..." "Again one more ass baggy pants." "How are we going to handle you?" "J.Lo. look." "Mom, that was Britney Spears." "[No no no no...]" "Beside that Yagmur does not have the right figure for a disco dress up." "Charming." "The chicks growing up." "Yagmur, hot outfit." "Lena, I always tell you: do something about your eyes." "You look like the lead singer of "Kraftwerk"." "Nils bring me the digi-cam." "We will not take pictures now!" "[Why not?" "]" "Because you not even filed the pictures from the "Lorelei"." "And that was 1997." "I would really like to join you." "[I don't think so.] Why not?" "We are girl friends." "Tomorrow, may be!" "[Moment...]" "What is that?" "Extacy!" "[CS spray." "In case some's harassing you...into the eye!" "]" "Yes, right." "It reminds me of our previous post man." "Your mom seems a card short of a full deck." "No, that is modern education." "Allah's education is the only true one." "Right, you can't express freely and you always have to obey and never contradict." "Where are you heading?" "We go clubbing." "You go nowhere!" "And that is exactly what I meant!" "Now go!" "Please obey him, slave!" "It's not your business what I'm doing." "Fk, as soon as the Germans moved in, the line of respect sank." "I never went out that late." "That's normal." "But please now you have to look a bit more like 18." "How old are you?" "You are a Turk?" "Yes and we are not 18 yet!" "So we are not allowed to enter, right?" "No problem." "Today is childrens day." "No alcohol." "No drugs." "No sex in the toilets." "Oh, what is that?" "[It is called bass..." "Listen to me, Yagmur...] we should try to look like as we come in here every day." "cool steps, direction to the bar." "Today there is no alcohol." "Procurement difficulties?" "Hey, Vk 1 and 2." "The evening has been secured!" "Baba has returned." "Cem ..." "Yagmur, Lena, Nils ..." "Give me a welcome." "They are out, dancing." "But it is past 9 already." "What kind of disco is that?" "Metin, you are the real mommy." "No, I'm not." "Every year up to 200 kids disappear after visiting a disco." "Out of that 40 found dead." "And those who haven't went out the soul died." "Kids will grow up, so to let them go." "Hopefully you will still remain here for a while." "You are a late starter anyways, sweetie." "Hey, it is possible to have fun without alcohol." "We will update your definition of fun according to western standards." "She is usually a real party popper." "Come on, Yagmur." "Drink!" "It burns." "Drink it faster so the burning should come after." "Tongue up and go!" "[Psychology Today] Understand, that is anti-authoritarian education?" "No, that is more auto-authoritarian education." "Lena has developed a strong self-discipline." "Just checking my mobile in case they will call." "You're exaggerating." "Oh God, something happend!" "I dress up!" "Sorry, just testing if my ring tone is loud enough." "Are you worried?" "No, I just want...was dreaming." "I'm not a mommy like you are." "You lie!" "You are afraid for her." "Are you so sure?" "Then watch me now..." "Oh Doris!" "Good that you called, we ..." "Make yourself a happy evening and don't come back before 4am." "To show you I'm not worried I will switch off the phone." "Because my kids should never feel that I'm checking on them." "I'll drive her home." "Let her go!" "Do me a favour barn owl." "Book a flight and make an Anatolian leave." "Eh, have you not learned how to treat a women or so." "He, who is that guy?" "[Cem, I knew you did not trust us.]" "You shut up." "I can't believe it." "You are insane bitches?" "Don't mess up with my family." "And tell your friends... about the taste of my fist." "We have to leave." "And hangover?" "Great, Now I'm in "Charmed"?" "Why I feel something happend in past... that I can't remember anymore." "Not over my play station." "I remember my first time in a disco the "Back-Wahn"." "We all were such drunk." "Is that everthing you would like to tell her?" "That is one disadvantage of a bigger family embarrassments multiplies." "Impossible, I slaped his ass." "Happy now, that you are the more resposible from us?" "Those who seeds malicious joy will harvest acne spots." "Old muslim proverb." "It is not your fault being modern educated." "Do I get my harangue now?" "Lena, you argue that Allahs rules are crackbrained." "In fact, I never was used as telephone book." "I never barfed to my moms feet." "You can't do that." "Yours is dead." "The Qur'an is strict." "But it contains rules that protects me." "What do you want to tell me?" "Is your mom just cool or does she really don't care about you?" "You really believe in that auto-authoritarian bullshit." "...Honey, don't put the "good" cups into the dish washer." "Do we have "good" dishes?" "I call it pedagogic!" "And she will be thankful to me for that." "Thank you..." "It is all your fault." "You said I'm cool ... come back whenever you feel like." "Gherkin, I can't follow you." "She said, that your Hippie education is malicious to her." "Yes, exactly." "Thanks, Yagmur." "Welcome, we pull together." "Stop it, I taught you about intelligence and responsibility." "But it is on you to protect me from that shit." "If you got into trouble - learn from it." "And dont do it again." "That's not possible." "I'm 16." "My body don't act responsible yet." "Trust me, if someone knows about pubertal development then it's me." "End of discussion." "Mom wont be bothered." "I need rules." "You ask for rules?" "Rules I can hold on." "Rules to protect me from dead ends." "Your education leads nowhere." "I don't want to end up as the crack kids at "Bahnhof Zoo"." "I haven't studied for 12 years to argue about that." "I haven't worked for 16 years so you suddenly want rules." "Did I made myself clear, Lena?" "This is not the way!" "She does not want to care for me?" "I will fetch my rules from somewhere else." "Mother." "Which religion has the best rules?" "Islam - too much scarfs." "Budism - too much golden fat men." "Scientology - too much monthly contributions." "Judaism" " Here we go." "The best rules come from there." "And hey, we will get a nice cap." "Schalömchen!" "That is the book of Allah." "Sorry, I made it up just for my mom." "I want my own room." "Otherwise I make dynamite belts." "Metin, your daughter is an anti-Semite." "So what the use of this rubbish?" "[Provocation?" "] I hope someone will lead me out of egypt." "Into a land of milk and honey." "In this lands the milk is rotten." "Other kids would be happy about such a cool mom." "Sometimes I know know who of you is the teenager." "So, do we order something to eat now?" "Doris leap over your anti-authorian shadow." "Otherwise the kids will play "Gaza strip" soon." "Lena, turn in the shitty fuse." "We have Sabbat, get yourself a soul search!" "Thats sounds terrible." "It's a nice Hebrew song." "Not Hebrew, thats Polish." "10 rules?" "You give rules?" "Mom, that is the best day of my life." "I will hat you for that." "You also will hate me later on." "See how long she could bear my new rules." "Get up!" "Clean your room." "In 10 minutes breakfast." "Move!" "Lena will clean the table." "Then do your homework." "[We've got vacations]" "I don't care." "Today at 7pm it is your bed time." "Hey, my motorcyle needs clean too." "Listen to your brother." "[OK.]" "She does not freak out anymore." "So that is what they call love?" "I read that German woman after giving birth they feel that life is over." "We will go for a coffee." "I don't think so." "You will not leave the house that easy." "You know what could happen." "Just a for a few minutes." "We come back soon." "This is not the sound I want to hear under my roof." "You could prepare coffee substitute at the kitchen." "But use the plastic cups, so you don't hurt yourselfs." "Nice try." "Now we will talk about some of your laws and change..." "Suddenly?" "1. clean your room?" " better your room first!" "2. clean the table?" " we are 6 persons." "3. home stay deadline 6pm?" " no words... 5. cleaning for siblings?" " no siblings." "6. shoe shine?" "What?" "10. no opposition?" " Why teach me how to speak?" "You need your space, right?" "You know what." "When I ask for rules." "I meant something so I could see you really care about me." "But sure you don't love me." "That is normal, not that bad." "We could leave now." "Yagmur out!" "Lena sit down." "What's wrong?" "[Sit down and shut up!" "]" "How comes that you think I do not love you." "I have a summary schedule for you summer 2004:" "You let me and Kathie fly to Ibiza alone." "1995:" "I teach myself how to swim." "Because of your idea of "self-confidence"." "2005:" "You saw me smoking gras." "What is the relation with loving you?" "You never were worried about what I was doing." "You behave so stupid now." "You don't get how much worries I had." "That is also why I allow you so much." "Totally illogical." "You are more like a sister, not like a mom!" "Because you should always be able to tell me the truth." "Later there is no need for a regular mom." "And I don't want it - not to be needed anymore." "I want we always love and trust each other." "You think it is still illogical?" "Oh, I never saw it from that side." "There are two more new rules." "No alcohol before age of 18." "Makes sense." "The second one is also quite important." "Mom is ok the way she was." "Stop it." "Now she makes up a big issue around it." "And it is all my ....chicken scratches..." "[...my fault.]" "The crash was all my fault." "And I wanted to blame it on you." "Finally not everything I did was wrong." "Would you please tell Metin that you like it to be independent." "Embarrassing, I will hate you for that." "That sentence I was missing so much from you." "So you were afraid for her." "Why haven't you admitted?" "Go out and have a walk?" "I guess you are also afraid to admit being a normal mommy." "Mommy, mommy, she is a mommy ...." "The question, which of our parents is cooler, I don't mind anymore." "I think we both did not get the best choice."