"I can't believe you would actually say that." "I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. salty." "No way!" "Mr. salty is a sailor." "He's gotta be, Iike, the toughest snack there is." "I don't know." "You don't wanna mess with corn nuts." "They're crazy!" "Oh, my God!" "You gotta come see this." "There's some creep out there with a telescope!" "I can't believe it!" "He's looking right at us!" "Oh, that is so sick!" "I feel violated." "And not in a good way." "How can people do that?" "You guys, look!" "ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!" "The One With the evil Orthodontist" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "I tell you, years from now, school children will study it..." "... asoneof thegreatest first dates of all time." "It was unbelievable." "We could be ourselves." "We didn't have to play games." "Have you called her?" "Let her know I Iike her?" "Are you insane?" "Guys!" "It's gross!" "It's the next day." "How needy do I wanna seem?" "I'm right." "Right?" "Yeah, Iet her dangle." "I can't believe my parents are pressuring me..." "... tofindoneofyoupeople." "God!" "Come on." "Just do it." "call her." "Stop being so testosterone-y." "Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat." "I got her machine." "Her answering machine?" "No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up." "So why didn't you say anything?" "No." "Last time I Ieft a spontaneous message..." "... Iendedup usingthe phrase, "Yes, indeed-io! "" "Look, it's rachel and Barry." "Don't everybody look at once." "Okay!" "What's going on?" "They're just talking." "Does he look upset?" "Does he look like he was told to shove anything?" "No." "actually, he's smiling." "Oh, my God!" "Don't do that!" "What?" "What?" "What?" "That man across the street just kicked that pigeon." "And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law." "See?" "Hey, Rach." "How'd it go?" "You know, it was actually really great." "Took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room." "I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out." "Not a good day for birds." "Then we took a walk to BendeI's." "And I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of chanel." "That's nice." "Now was that before or after you told him..." "... tostopcalling,stopsending flowers and to leave you alone?" "Right." "well, we never actually got to that." "It was just so nice to see him again, you know?" "It was comfortable and it was familiar." "It was just nice." "That's nice twice." "What's going on?" "Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?" "Where have you been?" "But it was different with him today." "He wasn't, Iike, Orthodontist Guy, you know?" "I mean, we had fun!" "Is there anything wrong with that?" "Why?" "I have my reasons." "How about the fact that he's engaged to another woman..." "... whohappensto be  your ex-best friend?" "AII right, all right!" "I know it's stupid." "I'II go see him this afternoon and I'II put an end to it." "I'm not crazy, right?" "I mean, it was never like that." "No, it wasn't!" "It was so nice having this little sink here." ""Oh, danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine." "Give me a call when you get a chance. "" "Bye-bye." "Oh, God!" "That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?" "I've been honing." "What was with the dishes?" "I wanted her to think I might be in a restaurant..." "... youknow,Imighthave alife." "Like I haven't been sitting here..." "... honingfortheIasttwohours ?" "The guy with the telescope is doing it again!" "Oh, my God!" "Go away!" "Stop looking in here!" "Great." "Now he's waving back." "We gotta do something about him." "I caught him looking into our apartment." "It creeps me out!" "I feel like I can't do stuff." "What kind of stuff?" "will you grow up?" "I'm not talking about sexy stuff..." "... but,Iike, when I'm cooking naked." "You cook naked?" "Yeah, toast, oatmeal." "Nothing that spatters." "What are you looking at me for?" "I didn't know that." "What's the matter?" "I just-- Oh, Barry, this was not good." "No, it was." "It was very, very good." "What about Mindy?" "Oh, way better than Mindy." "Not that!" "I mean, what about you and Mindy?" "Oh." "If you want, I'II just break it off with her." "No, don't do that." "Not for me." "Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment." "Thanks, Bernice." "Let's go away this weekend." "Come on." "This is all way too" "No, we can go to Aruba." "When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon..." "... itwasreallynice." "You would've liked it." "I had a bra." "Hey, Dr. Farber." "AII right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine." "We're starting to see some real progress here." "What?" "I'm 1 2, I'm not stupid." "Can I use your phone?" "For future reference, that thing in your hand..." "... canalsobe usedasa phone." "Yes, it's working." "Why isn't she calling back?" "Maybe she never got your message." "You could call her machine, and if she has a Iot of beeps..." "... thatmeansshedidn'tget her messages yet." "Doesn't that make me seem--?" "Desperate?" "Needy?" "Pathetic?" "You obviously saw my personal ad." "How many beeps?" "She answered." "This is where you'd use that " hello" word we talked about." "I won't talk to her." "She obviously got my message..." "... andischoosingnot tocall me." "Now I'm needy and snubbed." "God, I miss just being needy!" "So how'd he take it?" "Pretty well, actually." "How come you have dental floss in your hair?" "Oh, do I?" "We ended up having sex in his chair." "You had sex in his chair?" "I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?" "You had what?" "Sex in his chair." "What... ." "What were you thinking?" "I don't know." "We still care about each other." "There's a history there." "It's like you and carol." "It's nothing like me and carol." "please!" "If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch..." "... righthere,rightnow ," what would you say?" "If it helps I couId slide over." "It's a totally different situation." "It's apples and oranges." "It's orthodontists and Iesbians" "I gotta go." "Where are you going?" "I just have to go!" "Do I need a reason?" "I have things to do with my Iife." "I have a jam-packed schedule." "And I am late for keeping up with it, okay?" "Mindy." "How are you?" "Yes, I heard." "congratulations!" "That is so great!" "really, oh, God" "I'm working tomorrow..." "... butifyouwant,youcancomeby  if you'd Iike." "Great!" "So I'II see you tomorrow." "Bye." "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "So how's Mindy?" "She wants to see me tomorrow." "She sounded weird." "I gotta call Barry." "It's me." "I just" "Mindy!" "Mindy!" "No, I figured that's where you'd be." "hell is filled with people like you." "He's back." "The peeper's back." "Get down!" "Get down?" "And boogie." "Thanks, but I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy." "relax." "She may not even know." "I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me." "I mean, what else is it about?" "She was my best friend, you guys." "We went to camp together..." "... shetaughtme howtokiss ...." "Now, you know, I'm, Iike, the other woman!" "I feel so" "Naughty!" "I'II see you guys later." "I'II walk out with you." "When she taught you to kiss, you were at camp..." "... andwereyouwearing any kind of little uniform or--?" "That's fine, yeah." "I'm going to the bathroom." "will you watch my phone?" "Why not take it with you?" "We haven't been on a second date." "She needs to hear me pee?" "Why don't you just call her?" "I can't call her." "I Ieft a message." "I have some pride." "Do you?" "No!" "danielle, hi!" "It's chandler." "I'm fine." "Listen... ." "I don't know if you tried to call me because, idiot that I am..." "... Iaccidentallyshutoff myphone." "That's fine." "That's great." "Okay." "She's on the other line." "She's gonna call me back." "She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back!" "Don't you have to pee?" "That's why I'm dancing." "Mindy." "Hey, you." "Hey, you." "So what's up?" "We should really be sitting for this." "Sure we should." "So... ." "Now, I know things have been weird lately." "But you're my oldest friend, except for Laurie Schaefer..." "... whoI don'ttalktoanymore..." "... becauseshe'sbitter that she lost the weight..." "... anditturnsout , she doesn't have a pretty face." "I'II just ask you this once, and I want a straight answer." "will you be my maid of honor?" "Of course!" "That's so great!" "It is!" "It is!" "That's all you wanted to ask?" "That's all!" "What?" "That's not all." "Oh, sure it is!" "Oh, no, it isn't!" "I think Barry's seeing someone in the city." "What would make you think that?" "Ever since we announced the engagement, he's acted weird." "And then last night, he came home smelling like chanel!" "really?" "If it'II make you feel any better..." "... whenBarryandIgotengaged, he went through a weird thing too." "Oh, God!" "That's what I was afraid of." "What's what you were afraid of?" "When Barry was engaged to you, he and I..." "... kindofhad a little thing on the side." "What?" "I know, I know." "When he proposed to me, everyone said, " Don't do it." "He'II do to you what he did to rachel. "" "And now I feel so stupid." "You are so stupid." "We are both so stupid." "What do you mean?" "smell familiar?" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Oh, no, me." "I am so sorry." "No, I am sorry." "I'm sorry." "Oh, my!" "Four letters, " circle or hoop. "" "Ring, damn it, ring!" "Thanks." "You know our phone's not working?" "What?" "I called from the coffee shop." "There was no answer." "I turned it off." "Mother of God, I turned it off!" "Just like you told her you did." "Just pointing out the irony." "I went across the street and talked to the doorman." "I got the peeper's name." "Can I use the phone?" "Can I use your phone?" "The number for a Sidney Marks, please." ""Heating device. "" "Radiator." "Five letters." ""Rdtor. "" "Yeah, is Sidney there?" "Oh, this is?" "Sidney's a woman." "So she's a woman, so what?" "Yeah, so what?" "I Iive across the street, and I know all about you and your telescope." "And I don't appreciate it, okay?" "Yeah, I can see you right now." "hello?" "If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear..." "... Ishouldn'thavetofeeI" "Thank you." "That's not really the point." "The point is, that" "mostly free-weights, but occasionaIIy" "Yeah, my neighbor." "Yeah, the brunette." "She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress." "The green dress?" "really?" "She said you looked like Ingrid Bergman." "You got a second?" "Sure, sure." "Come on..." "... in." "hello, sweetheart." "What you guys doing here?" "We are here to break up with you." "Both of you?" "We think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you." "I'm sorry." "God, I am so sorry!" "I'm an idiot!" "I was weak!" "I couldn't help myself." "Whatever I did, I only did because I Iove you so much." "Which one of us are you talking to there?" "Mindy." "Of course, Mindy!" "It was always Mindy." "Even when we were having sex in that chair?" "I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you." "Oh, please!" "During that second time, you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!" "You did it twice?" "The first time didn't count." "You know, it was Barry." "Oh, right." "Honey, baby, sweetheart, look... ." "Just give me another chance." "We'II start all over again." "We'II go back to Aruba." "What do you say?" "Dr. Farber, we've got an emergency here." "Jason Castalano 's choking on his retainer." "Oh, God!" "I'II be right there, Bernice." "Look, please don't go anywhere." "I'II be right back." "Okay, and we'II be here, hating you!" "See how he was sweating when he walked out?" "If I'm hogging the ball too much, you jump right in there..." "... andtakeacoupleofpunches." "This feels great!" "I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him." "What are you talking about?" "Mindy, the guy is the devil!" "He is Satan in a smock!" "Look, I know he's not perfect." "But the truth is at the end of the day..." "... Istillreallywannabe..." "... Mrs.Dr.BarryFarber..." "... D.D.S." "Oh, God!" "I hope you can find some way to be happy for me." "And I hope you'II still be my maid of honor." "And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba." "You okay?" "really?" "Ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding..." "... IhavewonderedwhetherImade the right choice." "And now I know." "I'm so glad." "Big day." "AII right, I'II give you this:" "Mr. Peanut is a better dresser." "I mean, he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat... ." "Did you know he's gay?" "I just wanna clarify this." "Are you outing Mr. Peanut?" "danielle, hi!" "Everybody, this is danielle." "danielle, everybody." "Why are you here?" "I've been calling you, but it turns out I had your number wrong." "And when I finally got the right one, there was no answer." "So I thought I'd come down here and make sure you were okay." "I'm okay." "Listen, maybe we could get together later?" "That sounds good." "I'II call you." "Or you call me, whatever." "You got it!" "Bye, everybody." "There you go." "Second date!" "I don't know." "You don't know?" "She seems nice, but that thing about her coming all the way here..." "... justtoseeifI wasokay?" "I mean, how needy is that?"