"(Whistles)" "Ambulance for Mr Kingdom!" "(Sighs)" "Which convalescent home do you want dropping at?" "Oh, very amusing." "Move along." "You passenger, me driver." " I was only joking." " You find it funny, do you?" " Oh, no." " What?" "Well..." "I bought you grapes as well." "Just grab hold." "That's it." "Excuse me." "OK, I want you to put your finger on the line." "That's it." "OK." "What you want to do is just whip it back and then whip it forward and then just gently kiss the surface and then let the fly settle." " In your own time." " Ready?" " That's it!" " I did it!" " Oh, my word." " Look!" "BEATRICE:" "They've surrendered." "Should you be up?" "A gentleman with a urinary infection needed my bed." " Would you like me to take on your case load?" " I'll be fine." "I only passed out." " I made you breakfast." " Look, will you stop fussing?" " My tickety has never been more boo." " Oh, Peter!" "They're running some tests but I'm fine." "I'm raring to go." " Well, that makes two of us." " You don't collapse for no reason, Peter." "Don't you think these waders would look absolutely fabulous if I was naked?" "Well, you'd find it easy getting a job on a trawler." "Thank you, Lyle." "The fishing club would like to talk to you about some dead fish." "No, I'm sorry, he's indisposed." "Oh, for goodness sake, I am wellness personified." "Who shall I say is calling?" "Oh, I see." "The Lord David Morston." "The Lord David?" "Who has "the" as their first name?" "I shall be in my office." "Haven't you got dead fish to attend to, was it?" " Peter..." " Can this wait?" "I have to take this call." "No, it can't wait." "Don't you go dying on me, Peter, or I really wouldn't be able to cope." " I'll do my best, I promise." " I'm serious." "Simon's gone, we're the only Kingdoms left." "Petra needs you." "And I need you." "We had a little scare, that's all." "I'll be fine, trust me." " David Morston?" " Yeah." "Glad you could make it." "Careful where you step." "You could break your neck on this." " Wee!" " Freya!" "Martha!" "Please, darlings!" "Do we have to have the fairy castle by the front door?" "My wife, Sarah." "Hello." "Sorry about this." " No, please." "BOTH:" "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble!" "I think we'll go and find some peace and quiet." "Darlings, I wouldn't turn Peter into a cat." "He'll sue." " Come on, girls." " Ow!" " We have family solicitors up in London." " I would have expected no less." "But on this matter, it would set up a conflict of interests." "And the London people leak like a sieve and the one thing I really don't want is the Daily Smut running all over this." "So I will need you to sign this." "It's a confidentiality agreement." " Erm..." "I am a lawyer, you know." " In my experience, you people are the worst." "Listen, if you have a problem with it, I can always go elsewhere." "No, that's fine." "So, what's it all about?" "History, really." "My family's not short of a few titles." "We have a dukedom, a couple of earldoms, the odd viscountcy..." "Frankly, I've lost count." "Actually, a count is one that we don't have." "(Polite chuckle) Listen, would it be all right if I sat down for a moment?" "I lately had a bit of a small health scare." "God, you're not going to die on me, are you?" "I think it highly unlikely." "Anyway, my brother Robert, he's the one swanning around in that thing..." "You know these online auction sites?" "Yes, funnily enough, I've just bought a spare gasket for my Alvis for ?" "30 the other day." "Well, you can also bid for most of my family's titles." "My dear brother Robert is so desperate for cash, he's auctioning off our heritage." "(Mimics explosions)" "What about that one?" "Robert, darling, that's a copy." "(Continues mimicking explosions)" "Your father sold the original in the '70s to pay death duties." " What about that weird one?" " Not without permission of the trustees." "Pff!" "Dead!" "Isn't there anything here that we can sell?" "Calm, calm." "(Both exhale deeply)" "Yesterday I lost out to someone called Wily Coyote from Arizona who bought the right to graze sheep outside Norwich Cathedral." "And your brother doesn't have the right to sell these titles?" "I don't know." "You're the lawyer." "But this has been in my family for centuries." "Now he's just put it up for grabs at the click of a mouse." "Yes, but I still don't quite see why there's this great need for sensitivity and secrecy." "I'm worried about what he might be using the money for." "And I'm worried that he's using heroin." "(Disco music blares)" "We've got the competition coming up soon." "This is a disaster." " I didn't know you were a fish man." " Many hidden talents, Lyle." "Maybe we should get some independent tests done." "Could just be a disease." "No way." "If it was a disease, they'd die one at a time." "There's definitely something wrong with this water." " Right, well, I'll make some discreet enquiries." " Brilliant." "And if you do go near the house, keep your speed up." "He's not very keen on visitors." "Right." "Slowly... catchy..." " Jesus!" "...monkey!" "(Laughs)" "(Peter groans)" "I swear to you, if my health doesn't get me, that Duke of Ruttingham surely will." " Are you sure you're feeling all right?" " Oh, I'm fine, yes, yes." "No, I promise." "I had an unexpected run-in with a well-bred maniac on the way home, that's all." "Peter, you must look after yourself, please." "We don't know the result of your test yet." " Oh, Lyle!" " Poisoned fish." "You've put me off my yoghurt corner." "Loads - downstream from the agrochemical factory." "Oh, no!" "I was looking forward to the fishing competition." "If the water is poisoned, you can say goodbye to fish for at least a year." " You're sure it's the factory's fault?" " What else can it be?" "(Glass smashing)" "Beatrice!" "(Exasperated sigh)" "How many disturbed people do I have to deal with?" "The window!" " Beatrice!" "Not my roses!" " You told me I had to practise!" "Argh!" "Oh, my cherub!" " Beatrice, enough!" " No!" "Gloria is the only one that treats me like an adult!" "Just for once, Peter, it would be very nice to feel wanted!" "Beatrice!" "Mm, you left this at mine." "Thank you." "Anything exciting?" "Strict liability negligence, polluted river case." "No win, no fee." "Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty." "Look, I won't keep you." "Just that Dad was on the phone." " Dad?" " My dad." "Anyway, he asked how I was, I mentioned us and a few other things." " Anyway, he's coming up, wants to meet you." " Me?" " Well, who else am I going out with?" " Your parents?" "No, just Dad." "Mum doesn't give a toss." "Thursday." " Wh-What shall I wear?" " Erm... smart casual." "Not that." "Just something... else." "Best behaviour." " Gloria..." " (Gasps)" " Don't ask." " Mr Kingdom..." "I need you to write some letters to demand the rents I'm owed." " I didn't know you owned any property, Mr Snell." " Oh, I've got a very wide portfolio." "Make an appointment, bring some details and I'll do what I can." "Thank you, Mr Kingdom." "Gloria." " Did you get by OK?" " Yes, no problem." "But he's doing it again." " Libera me, domine!" "(Disco music pounds)" "Enter!" "Now, where are all my duckies?" "Sorry I was a bit... prickly." "It is not easy for women to return to work after they've had children, you know." "No, but you never had any work in the first place." "I just want to be good at something." "Is that too much to ask?" "No, no, of course not." "So when did the interest in fishing begin?" "A while ago, actually." "Not that you'd notice." "You just think I'm some some half-baked sex maniac." "That's not true." "I care more about you than anyone else in the world." "You're my sister." " Half-sister." " Sister." " Gloria..." " Mm." "What do you understand by the words "smart casual"?" "Nice shirt, smart trousers and sports jacket." "Where's the casual in that?" "No tie." "It's one of those terms invented by women to stop men turning up in what they want to wear." "Ah, Emily." "You're meeting her parents." "Good luck." "(Sighs)" "(Gasps) Oh!" "Who do you think you are?" "Well, not so much, "Who do I think I am?" As, "Who do I think the Morstons are?"" "And does Robert have the right to sell off the family heritage?" "It's certainly a lot to get through." "From the house of Hanover, through the Battenburgs, on to Robert and David under the House of Windsor." "A road map of old family feuds and bastard children." "You can imagine, can't you, how they must feel the weight of history on their shoulders?" "No." "Peter..." "I'm sorry about what happened." "I hear he took a pot shot at you." "No harm done." "He attacked me once." "Thought I was a baboon come to assassinate him." "We're running out of time." "And he's getting worse." "You've got to help me, Peter." "Anyway, I have to go." "Speak soon." " Mr Anderson?" " Yes." " I'm Kerwin." "I run a smallholding by the river." " How can I help?" "Someone said you were acting about the river being polluted." "My little girl went swimming in it yesterday." "When you've got a moment, I'd like you to come and take a look at her." "She's covered in blisters." "Hi." "Hello, I'm Lyle." "Mind if I take a look at your leg?" "Thank you." " Have you got these blisters anywhere else?" " No." "OK." "Has anyone else in the family got them?" " Or come down with anything?" " There is no-one else." "Just us." " Have you taken her to the doctor?" " I couldn't get an appointment." "Take her immediately, regardless." "Do you mind if I take a picture for evidence?" " Is that OK?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "It's nice to meet you." "I've got with me some lab results." "Some fish from this river died from a high dosage of chlorine." "Chlorine that may have come from the agrochemical factory." "Don't worry, Mr Kerwin." "Whoever's responsible for this, I'll make sure they pay." "(Counts silently)" "Lyle, erm..." "Er..." "listen, you're more down with the kids than I am." "If I wanted to buy heroin, where would I go?" " Is that why you were in hospital?" " No!" "Forget it." "How's your river pollution case going?" "Huge contamination." "And now this." "She's seven." "And she swam in the river." "They have a smallholding just downstream from the agrochemical plant." "Tread very carefully, Lyle." "Lyle, what have you promised them?" "No win, no fee." " Oh, Lyle!" " Well, all their money's in the land." "Somebody has to stand up for them." "If not for the little girl, then for the fish, the herons and the water voles." "I applaud your sentiment, but you can't base law on The Wind In The Willows." "Especially when dealing with agrochemical companies." "They've got very deep pockets and expensive lawyers." "If these people lose, who's going to pay their costs?" "We are." " Peter, I've found it." " Oh, good." "Found what?" "What are you doing?" "I am researching a possible case..." "of Morston versus Morston." "We've acquired an online identity and I'm about to become the Master of the Ruttingham Hunt, would you believe?" "(Mobile phone rings)" " Hello?" "LYLE:" "Mr Kerwin?" "I don't mean to pry, but... what did your wife die of?" "She died of cancer, Mr Anderson." "This is the level of contamination in the fish." "That's high." "High enough to do this." "She's seven." "And she swam not far from one of your outflow pipes." " We have no record of a leak." " No, well, you wouldn't." "Mr Anderson, we comply with the very highest European standards." "We take our responsibility to the environment and the community very seriously." "But you're not denying you knew something like this could happen?" "Of course not." "I'm merely denying that we contaminated the river." "We have an automated warning system for this very reason." "We have no record of a leak and we can prove it." "Eugh!" "Mr Kingdom, I've brought all the records." "That entitles me to claim rents and privileges from my tenants." "You bought this online from the Duke of Ruttingham, didn't you?" "Well, as Alderman of Market Shipborough, I do know my rights." " Mr Snell, this isn't 1752." " Doesn't matter." "I checked it out." "They still owe me rents and chattels from 1837." " So you'll take the case?" " There isn't any case." "The Duke of Ruttingham has been flogging off every bit of titular tat he can lay his hands on." " I'm now Master of the Hunt." " Oh, congratulations!" "DC YELLAND:" "Well, of course there's drugs in Market Shipborough." "People think we live in a chocolate box, but you give me ?" "25, I could find you class As within half a mile of here." " What, here in Market Shipborough?" " In every market town." "Luckily, in Market Shipborough, we've only got a small problem." "But rest assured, if it escalates, I shall be there with my battering ram." "How would..." "How would I go about finding out if someone had been using heroin?" "Well, you could just ask me." "All the addicts end up in the cells some time or other." "What's their name?" "Well, you'll appreciate I can't tell you that but... it's probably not the kind of person who would have ended up in the cells." "Oh." "Duke of Ruttingham, is it?" " I couldn't possibly say." " Well... he's the only addict round here who doesn't need to steal from little old ladies' handbags." "There you are." "Crashed his Land Rover, lost his licence." "Nice bloke." "Who put you onto him?" "Brian, there is such a thing as client confidentiality, you know." "Yeah, right." "His brother." "I say..." " Are you all right?" " What are you doing?" "I thought you were dead." " Are you a freelance undertaker?" " No." "I'm..." "I'm here to see David." "Oh, well, bugger off, then." "Robert!" "Keep still!" "Sorry!" "(lntercom buzzes)" " Gloria..." " Yes, Lyle?" "Could you get on to the local health authority?" "Find out if there are any clusters round here." "Clusters?" "Clusters of what?" "Cancer." "Dad's will?" "What do you need that for?" "The London lawyers have all that." "Sarah, can we do something about these wellingtons?" "According to my researches, you don't have any other brothers." "No, it's just him and me." "So in the event of your brother's death... the title and the estates would go to you." "Are you accusing me of wanting all this by underhand means?" "My brother is destroying himself." "That is what I want to stop." "He'll kill himself and destroy everything else in the process." "You don't believe me, do you?" "Right, what are you doing this evening?" "So this house here with the brick porch, that is his dealer." "A few years ago, he would come here every day." "Then he was prosecuted and he stopped coming." " Did he go into rehab?" " Well, fat lot of good that did." "He's been coming here regularly for the past four months." "Have you told the police?" "He's my brother." "This is him." "I thought he'd been banned from driving." "Oh, that's not him." "Who's that?" "That is his girlfriend." "She's called Moonbeam." "So... do you believe me now?" "Peter." "For God's sake." "Peter." "(Knock on door) GLORIA:" "Peter?" "How are you feeling?" "(Door opens)" "Ah, I thought I'd take it easy today." "You passed out again, didn't you?" "No, no, just felt a bit queasy." "I know you too well, Peter Kingdom." "Now, you are not to nurse me." "You're too precious to us all." "I just heard back from the health authority." "There aren't any cancer clusters in the local area." " I need to speak to Peter." " You can't." " What if I run upstairs?" "How would you stop me?" " I'd rugby tackle you." "Sorry to bother you." "I've got a delivery." "(Dogs barking)" "What on earth is going on?" " Where do you want them?" " Well, I..." " (Stammers) I don't want them anywhere." " You're the new Master of the Ruttingham Hunt." "No, no, no, no, no, I bought the title." "Oh, God, don't tell me it comes with actual dogs?" "You're going to struggle getting rid of them, now they've banned hunting." "Yes, thank you, Lyle." "I was thinking of training them on the scent of your socks so that wherever you go, they'd be sure to follow." " They're going to enjoy one of these." "(Toy squeaks)" "We've got 25 couple." "They can tear a fox from limb to limb." "How long do you think that'd last?" "All right." "(Dog barks)" "No, out!" "No, back, back, back." "Go." "Go on." " Out you go." " It's too much of a coincidence." "Come on." "Mr Kerwin says his wife was perfectly well when they moved in." "The agrochemical business expanded - she became sick soon after." "That's a very big allegation, Lyle." "Is there any evidence that the factory is the actual source of the leak?" " No, but it..." " No." "You see?" "You're being too emotional." "Without evidence, there's no supposition, no allegation and no case to answer." "But what if we can't get the evidence?" "What if the evidence has washed downstream?" "I'm sure the Environment Agency will come up with something." "I've come to see the Duke." "Robert!" "There's a man with good karma to see you!" " Good karma, eh?" " Yes." "It's like this big aura." "You're a man of substance and noble bearing." " Well, thank you." " Oh, no, don't thank me." " I'm usually a terrible judge of character." " Ah, fair enough." "Oh..." " Your Grace." " Oh, I can't be doing with all that." " Don't I know you?" " Yes, I woke you up the other day." "Oh, yes, you were the confused undertaker guy." " Er... yes and no." " So, erm..." " what did you want to see me about?" " Well, a couple of things." "Firstly, I bought the Master of Ruttingham Hunt title." "Brilliant." "I'm making a fortune, selling off those." " That one had to go to a dog lover." " That's what I wanted to talk to you about." "They're a sod to exercise." "Oh, one thing we never sent you." "(Blows) I've got no need for it." "That's the problem inheriting everything." "It's like running a museum." "Getting rid of some of the chaff is so therapeutic." "So, erm... what was the second thing?" "Well, I'm a solicitor and I've been retained by your brother." " Ow!" " Now bugger off!" "I'm not sure." "Oh, it looks lovely." " Trousers are a bit..." " Oh, you're worse than a girl!" " Have you seen how much it is?" " Shut up, I've paid for it." "This is definitely the one." "Dad'll love it." "You told him you're working for me?" "We agreed softly, softly, catchy monkey." "I'm not some sort of gumshoed private investigator." "No, you're a bloody invalid market town solicitor." " You're fired." " What?" " You heard me." "You're fired." " Right, well... you might want to read this." " What is it?" " Read it yourself." "I'm no longer retained." " It's in lawyer speak." " Yes, well, it's from your solicitors in big London." "Yeah, all right, all right, all right." "You're hired again." " Excuse me?" " You're hired, you're hired." "Well, basically, the trustees give full permission to your brother to sell off certain unproductive parts of the settled lands and chattels." "They gave him permission?" "What?" "What?" "To fund his drug addiction?" " Do they know about that?" " Of course they do." "It was spread across the News Of The..." "Screws." "Sarah, can you clean the car?" "Mr Kerwin?" "Mr Kerwin!" "Mr Kerwin!" "Mr Kerwin, don't." "It's the kindest way." "Yes, but not like this." "We can't afford a vet, Mr Anderson." "She's dying." "She's been eating the grass by the river." "It's all poisoned." "And we've been drinking her milk." "Please..." "I'll pay for the vet." "If it is them, you'll get damages and compensation." "No money's going to bring my wife back." "We had dreams when we bought this." "We were going to live the good life." "Live off the land." "Sell our organic produce." "Forget that now." "Would you buy a cabbage grown next to that?" "Whatever you do, don't eat this." " I'm sending it off for testing." " Very smart... and casual." "Yeah, Emily... (Both mobile phones ring)" " Lyle Anderson." " Peter Kingdom." " (Groans) LYLE:" "Say that again." " Robert did what?" " No, that's impossible." " Stay where you are." "I'll be right with you." " Is that Robert Morston?" "I know you're in there, David." "I've got you covered." "I'm happy to wait." " Ring Yelland!" " No need." "Robert won't do anything." " How do you know?" " I know." "You knew him in rehab, didn't you?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "It's confidential." "Why would I?" "The contamination didn't come from the agrochemical plant?" "So where did it come from?" "What is it you've got against me?" "You see, I don't think you want me to get better." "Makes you look like the decent one." " What are you?" " It's fine." "Trust me, I know what I'm doing." " Are you all right in there, Sarah?" " Yes, I'm fine, Robert." " You're pandering to him now, are you?" " Right." "I'm going out." " Are you mad?" " Come on, kids." "I forbid you to get cut down by a hail of bullets." " Shut up, David." " Sarah!" "Heroin was my way out!" "But I turned myself around." "I'm clean." "Why can't you just leave me to get on with my life?" "I'm bloody clean." "Beatrice?" "Robert." " Hello." "I'm Sarah." "BEATRICE:" "Hello." "This is Freya and this is Martha." " Hello, Martha." "DAVID:" "Oh, don't mind me!" " Looks like you're getting on famously!" " You can come out now." "He won't kill you." " Can I have that in writing, please?" " Why don't you do what you've never done?" "Trust me." "I do trust you." "If you want to be Duke, that's fine by me." "Deep down, it's what you want, isn't it?" "You always thought you were the most deserving." "The one with the best corduroys." "Robert, I just want you to be well." "Maybe I'd have stood a better chance if I'd been the youngest... without any of the pressure." "We followed you to your old dealer." "Oh, you really are something." "Don't let him make out you're the only one with problems, Robert." " Sarah..." " I've been in therapy because of you." " Darling..." " Don't "darling" me." "You treat me like I don't even exist." "Like I'm your slave." "And I've had enough." "Great, aren't we?" "Thank God neither of us sat in the House Of Lords." "But if you're not using the money for drugs... what are you using it for?" "So you've... you've built yourself a house." "It's going to be an addiction centre." "I want to give people the chance to get well." "We met in a place just like this." " Facing east." " I know." "Seeing the sun rise every day gives people hope." "I want to use the albatross of my inheritance for something better." "I'm sorry if my selling off the Alderman of Shipborough offends you." "But do we really need the right to drive sheep down the high street?" " Steady on, girls." "Not too fast now." "(Horns hooting)" " Don't honk at me." " Move it, will you?" "As Alderman of Market Shipborough, I am perfectly within my rights to drove sheep up the highway." "Come on, girls." "Left wheel." "Left wheel, girls." "Bad news, Mr Anderson?" "Yes, it is." "I can no longer represent you about your contamination case." "Why not?" "You said you were going to make them pay." "No, I said... whoever did it..." "I'd make them pay." "It's a claim form." "I'm serving it on behalf of the fishing club." "Me?" "You're on my side." "I should have realised when your daughter didn't have blisters on her front." "If she'd got them from swimming, she would have had them all over her." "She got them from lying on your grass, didn't she, Mr Kerwin?" "Er..." "I don't understand." "The laboratory results are conclusive." "The chlorine contamination came from your land." "They killed my wife." "Did they?" "Or is it that you can't cope with her death and can barely scratch a living?" "What were you hoping?" "That they'd be closed down or were you looking for easy money?" "What was I to do?" "You need some help, Mr Kerwin." "You need to speak to someone." "For her sake." "Will I be charged?" "That depends on the Environment Agency." "But you will be on the receiving end of a lot of claims from people further downstream and I'd like to help you." "But I'm not allowed." "I can, however, put you in touch with another solicitor." "Sorry I put you through this." "That's not the answer." "Coming?" "No, I don't think so." "I need to catch up on some things." "Are you all right?" "Er... the doctors rang." "They're expecting the results back later today so I've booked you in for the morning." "Right." "Did they sound... up about it, or... down?" "She sounded like a doctor's receptionist." "Well, we'll wait." " Peter, I..." " Thank you." "I know." "I'll be fine." "Everything'll be fine." "LYLE:" "She's very good." "Ah, yes, well, you see... we Kingdoms are genetically disposed to be able to think like fish." "You mean you have small brains." "(Applause)" "Well done, Beatrice." "You've been an inspiration to us all." "Thank you, Nigel." "And hopefully next year, we'll be back on our water." "I would just like to say thank you very much to everyone who's helped me to get this far." "I'd like to say thank you to Nigel for lending me his tackle." "And to Lyle for all his baby-sitting." "But most of all I would like to thank Peter - my brother." "Thank you." "Well, we should go and celebrate." "I can't." "I've got to meet Emily's dad." "What should I say and how should I be?" "Just be yourself, Lyle." "That you can do." "Gloria?" "I don't think I could face a world without you." "I don't think you know how much you mean to me." "I do." "I do." "You picked me up off the floor and you gave me hope." "I love you, Peter." "Every day, in these offices," "I breathe when you breathe." "Destiny's thrown us together and I couldn't stand it if fate were to keep us apart." "Marry me, Peter." "Now." "Before it's too late." "(Door opens)" "Do you know what?" "He was a really funny guy." " Mm?" " Emily's dad." "Though she went to a really posh school like you, do you know what her dad does?" "He's a builder... or a scaffolder or something." "Anyway, you should never make assumptions about people and their backgrounds." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I forgot." "It's now, isn't it?" "Er... 20 minutes, yes." " It'll be all right." " Thank you." "My resignation." "I'm so sorry." "I shouldn't have proposed." " You what?" " I was emotional, Lyle." "Can we erm... deal with this when I get back?" "Actually, when I get back may not be a good time." "Gloria, I'm flattered you think so much of me." "But I'm not going to accept your resignation." "Aside from Beatrice and Auriel, you're my family." "And I value that." "Well, I'll... see you later." "(Phone rings)" "So..." "Well, we've got to the bottom of it." "We did a lot of tests on your blood." "It's mixed news, Peter." "Oh?" "How mixed?" "You've got type 2 late-onset diabetes." "That's when the blood can't process the glucose." "Yes." "But it's non-insulin dependent so we should be able to control it with diet and exercise." "(Sighs) That's a relief." "I thought it was something much worse." "Everybody of your age does." "No-one knows why it suddenly develops." "There's a theory that it's obesity or that it runs in families." "Oh, well, shouldn't Beatrice be tested?" "And Petra?" "She's only a half-sister." "Different mother but same father." "Actually, Peter, it's not that simple." "(Clock chimes)" "GLORIA:" "How was it?" "What did they say?" "(Approaching footsteps)" "We should ring Auriel." "Well, I have... type 2 late-onset diabetes." "But... that's not it." "That's not the news." "There's something else." "According to the blood tests I'm not related to you in any way, Beatrice." "What?" "What do you mean?" "Daddy..." "Our Daddy..." "Not mine, Beatrice." "Oh, Peter." "Auriel?" "I'm sorry, Peter." "It's true." "You are not your father's son." "But if I'm not Peter Kingdom... then who am I?"