"Romeo, your telephone." "This is Romeo, who is this." "I'm here." "It's for me." "Hi, Chen, what's up?" "Shen, I'm getting married." "What?" "You love me so much, how can you?" "My mom said I must marry a rich man." "Love is useless." "Chen, here goes the wedding, get in." "It's going to begin, I'm late." "So be it, bye." "Chen, no, I beg you, no." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Brother, I'm hurried for wedding." "brother." "What?" "Little friend." "Open it for me." " No problem, hold on." " O.k." "Mom, hurry, I got a taxi," "Get out of my way." "Let's go." "You're an adult, and fooled by kid." "Go..." "You got red bean ice cream?" "Only iced water." "Nuts." "Go" "Chen, wait for me." "Excuse me." "Chen, don't marry him." "Chen." " Catch him." " Don't run." "Get on the car to chase him." "Chen..." "Go, this guy is mad." "Chen..." "Go away." "I tell you to stop." "You tried to kill me?" "You crazy, you nuts, get out." "Get out." "You get out." "Chen, cool down." "Listen to me, you mustn't marry him." "Why do you stop me from marring him?" "Why do you split us up?" "Jerk, wrong man." "Sorry, brother, I made a mistake." "I wish you a long happy marriage." "I don't want to see him again, fix him!" "Fix him, beat him." "Wait, get back," "let me kill this guy." "I'll kill you." "Master." "you die or I die." "What the hell?" "Master, what happened to you?" "Jerk, what're you doing here?" "Scrubbing the floor." "Don't worry, can't die." "Shen." "Madams, good morning, good morning." "Why are you doing laundry?" "Machine doesn't work?" "Somebody's repairing it." "Give me the tool please." "Thank you." " Shen, it's been a long time." " Yes." "Here I come." " And you bring something?" " Yes." " Is it what we need?" " Yes." "you're so clever, madam." "I bought two magic water in Mainland China." "It's for women, good for health and beauty." "For men, it can make you erect again." "Really?" "I don't need it, save it for yourself." "Shut up, do the laundry." "I do it for you." "See how much does it cost?" "No need, it's very cheap." "We're so familiar, no need." "Take it, it's O.k." "I mean two to three thousand." "All right, we're familiar, just take it." "You work so hard to earn three cents?" "You want it?" "I haven't seen you whole day." "Were you with Chen?" "Don't mention Chen again," "I dumped her." "Why?" "She betrayed me, such a woman." "Snobbish, slut, low class." "You're talking about us?" "It's him." "No, I'm talking about the bitch downstairs." "She's good at seducing male dogs." "Shameless." "You bastard." "Be thrift." "Thank you." "Master, ever since I left the orphanage with you, got a light." "You never taught me how to get a girl." "Girls?" "Not a chance." "If I had been careful about girls." "I won't be so lousy today." "The four beauties there," "I chased and got them." "They're my wives now, but play Majian everyday." "What can I do about it?" "Good." "Good, o.k., you got them all." "I said good God." "Good, now you understand." "So, men like us, should never talk about "love"." "We only talk about "money"." "For money, we should be bloodless." "So serious." " Do you want to be outstanding?" " Yes." "Then listen to me, be bloodless." "I got it, master." "Good." "What're you doing?" "Give 3 cents back to me." "What?" "Don't avoid the topic." "No I didn't." "You didn't?" "You old fool." "Give 3 cents back to me." "Good, kid, you learned it from me." "You'll be great." "Taxi..." "Taxi..." "It's mine." "Help." "Please, somebody help me?" " Go for help?" " So pool." " Get up!" "Did you get hurt?" " Nothing." "You're so nice, I'm a blind." "I'm hurried for hospital to do the transplant surgery." "I can't get taxi, is this a taxi." "Taxi?" "No." "Shit, It's my taxi, how dare you are?" "Get your eye balls." "Let's move, man." "The women got it." " It's a loss." " Damn!" "What now?" "What now?" "get one again." "Hello, do you need a taxi?" "I'll give you a ride." "Well, it's too good." "It's hard to find someone like you in H.k." "It's not easy." "It's hard to get taxi here." "It's good to help the handicap." "Thank you." "Where are you going?" "The harbor." "To meet someone?" "I got some money for a game there." "By your ears." "I'm obsessed with it." "Can I know what time it is now?" "Two-thirty." "Oh, we can still make it." " Is this car moving?" " Yeah." "I just ask." "We're moving." " Then hurry up, thank you." " All right." "What happened." "I run down a man." "Well?" "Old lady, are you O.k.?" "You hit my foot," "I'm bleeding, compensate me." "Old lady, I don't have enough money, wait." "Sir, can you lend me some money now?" "Who did you hit?" "An old lady." "Let me have a look." "Old lady, where are you?" "It's hurt." "You want compensation?" " Yes." " Will you die?" "I'll get police if you don't pay me." "No, police is not here, we'll wait for them." "Police is here, police." "I'm police." "Old lady, how did you get hurt and bleeding?" "Are you blind, you hit me, pay me." "What if I don't pay?" "I'll arrest you, aren't you afraid?" "Why?" "I'm not going to die." "You played blind to fool me." "Right, I pretend blind only." "I can't pretend I'm a dog or something." "I can't do that." "Sir, then we are of the same trade." "I cheat, and you play dog." "We'd better draw the line." "Sir, I owed them a lot of money." "They'll get me if I don't pay back." "Show some tears for that." "Wait." "For how long." "One more moment." "You can't even pass the test as an actress." "How could you join this trade?" "Let me teach you some tricks." "All right." "Right on this road." "Get down before a car and pretend you're hit." "Then you got a chance." "Watch out," "learn it." "My foot is broken, what now?" "My car is damaged, too, what now?" "It's easy, one thousand for your car, and one for my admiration on you." "What about your foot." "No worries, it's my fault to be hit by you." "You only hit one." "I don't know how to thank you." "Get me to hospital." "Good luck to you." "Weird, that trick is..." "See?" "I taught you one more trick." "Get on the road as you're pleased." "Find a fool getting across the street." "Go and hit him, then ask for compensation." "You see what an example I've shown you." "You know this is brand new." "Brother, you're a genius." " You go my admiration." " They give me the tuition." "Not 5 thousand, it's 10 for demonstration." "It's 17 thousand altogether." "I think it's 15." "But I paid 2 thousand for you, wake up." "I got no money." "No money." "Really." "I don't care, give it to me." "I don't have it, I..." "Stop searching, I don't have money." "Where's your house, get back for it." "I don't have a family, my boy friend dumped me." "Now I'm alone and helpless." "I got this watch only, it's from my mom." "You can take it as down payment." "I'll get it back when I got money." "Save it for yourself, it's my risk." "Thank you." "Damned girl, I've been looking for you, pay back." "Don't run." "Stop." "Now where're you going?" "Way to freedom." "It's not so easy, don't cry." "Let me go." "Come here." "Go." "Brother." "Fool." "You try to run again." "Teach her a lesson." "What're you doing?" "Let go my girl friend, or I'll call police." "You got a blind for support, that's bad." "You fool me, damned blind." "I told you not to do it again." "Stop it." "Good guy, you can even avoid this." "So you are..." "That's right." "I am..." "Blind knight." "You're tough, let's go." "Such big eyes, he can see, brother." "Why didn't you make it this time?" "I didn't see it." "Let big brother handle you." "Brother, you are so tough." "It's an unbelievable sword." "I admire you, brother." "What?" "You're sweating for scare." "You even notice my fear, you're tough." "This sword has been used for harakiri." "Harakiri, it takes great courage." "Where's boss?" "There." "Who killed you?" "Tell me, let me revenge for you." "Tell me, who killed you?" "You fool me, too." "You play trick with me, kid." "I'll kill you if you're not my brother." "Who are those two persons?" "The girl refused to pay and guy backed her up." "In fact..." "I don't have connection with her," "I don't care, you got the money?" "Yeah, but later." "That means no?" "Take a picture for him." "Let's go." "What's this, it's none of my business." "I'm involved because of you." "Look this way." "You'll kill me for this." "Girl, you got 7 days more." "If you can't make it." "you will be like this picture." "It's a good picture." "Right, good pose." "Throw them out." "Go, go." "Brother, I don't know her, I'm not involved." "Go." "You go, too." "Yes." "Sir, he tell the truth." "Release him." "It's suffocating." "The plastic surgery is good, it pass the test." "Tell the truth now?" "Yes." "You look handsome, how did you do the surgery?" "I'm forced to do it, got no choice." "I'll get the money soon." "So you still can't pay now." "No, I will, just a few more days." "We're old friends, I'm not harsh on you." "I got a good job for you." "Owner of this house is on vacation for month." "You go and get the antique for me." "No, you tell me to steal for you." "I can only cheat." "Get him back and jail him longer." "No, brother, we can have a talk." "That's right, I get the antique, you get others." "You sold them and give the money to me." "But there must be servants there." "It's no problem for you expert." "It's a deal." "What have I done?" "Nothing." "I'm punished for good deed." "Sorry, I'll compensate you." "I don't want to see you again." "Get lost." "Get lost now." "Forever." "Damned girl, it's not so easy for you." "You can't walk away just like that." "You solve them for me." "I'll be killed if you don't pay back." "I'm sorry to you, I'll make up." "How do you make up?" " I got it." " Got what?" " I can do it." " What can you do?" "I'll do it now." "My leg's hit broken, pay me." "My leg's hit broken." "It's hurt, pay me for this." "My leg's hit broken." "Damned girl, pay for my car's damage." "I..." "Let's go." "Don't go." "Though you are stupid like an idiot." "Look like an old lady have a plain figure." "But you're trustworthy." "I'll teach you something." "Thank you." "Remember my plan." "Is this theft we go in and take things?" "If there's nobody in." "It is cheating if there's somebody." "The beginning is always hard." "Now we'll plan to get us in there." "It takes true wisdom and great courage." "I got them." "Those you need most." "Look how I do it, ring the bell." "Take easy." "Come on in." "We are..." "Come on in." "Quick." "What're you doing here?" "We got the..." "Hush, don't wake my wife." "We got alarm of gas leak." "Such a strong smell." " Yeah" " Follow me to the kitchen." " Look for expensive stuff." " I know." " Here's the switch." " Yeah." "How's it going?" "You get this for me." "You hear the sound "Ssss"?" "Yeah, and strong gas smell." "It's a big leak," "I'll go for help now." "Don't let go." "It's dangerous, this knife..." "No fear, now nobody's here." "Get things and go." "Don't have to kill for it." "I..." "You're having fun." "You're cruel." "I..." "You really mean to make me killed." "I didn't." "It's two lives," "I'm calling the police." "You shut up and listen to me..." "What do you have to say?" "Will you please save me alive?" "I didn't use the knife!" "I..." "To kill me." "I didn't." " I didn't." " What're you doing?" "It hurts." "Honey, what're they doing here?" "Right, we're here for gas leak." "Is it fixed?" "I did, what about you?" "Let's go, sorry for disturbing you." "You idiot." "Why did you let them in?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "You've been holding my neck." "How can I talk like that?" "Of course you can talk, you stupid." "We got one day less for payment." "We need to put in some capital." "Buy two tickets for Sara's concert." "What for?" "To put them in somebody's mailbox." "Everybody like free stuff." "They'll go for the concert." "And nobody's home then." "That's our world then." "Then we call it burglary." "We make the plan to make them leave." "So we still count it as cheating." "Which one?" "This one." "Brother, this guy's smart." "He got Bin in a short time." "Shut up, get in." "Come on." "Wow, this is a beautiful big house." "Don't look around, take everything." "This is an answering machine." "Please leave your message." "Chen, I got to know a tycoon's son called Jack." "He's coming to H.k. for investment." "Treat him nice, and you got tips for it." " Nothing." " Wait." "Put things back, I got a easy way for wealth." "Hurry." "Jen-I syndicate." "Owner come back next month." "We got time to set up a trap." "I'll pretend to be owner." "and cheat that Jack." "All antique will be ours then." "Then we cheat that Jack, say..." "It's a pity if we just let it go." "Brother, my idea is great one, right." "I think so, too." "I got it first." "No good idea could possibly come from him." "But since we're familiar," "I'll help you once." "If we got that money... we share equally." "Really." "You got all antique, it's enough." "Brother, you're too good to me." "Be careful." "Don't worry, I'll do my best." "Why should we share with him equally." "It can make him try his best." "50% is still too much for it." "Let's count it as the rent for the antique." "Right, then it comes to us in the end." "Brother, you're smart." "Brother Fa." " Call me sir." " Yes, sir." "I found several concert tickets." "Don't greedy, it'll cost you." "Remember, go to work on time." "Yes, sir." "Got it." "We need a wife." "Come, let's have a game." "Come..." "Fatty, I'll bet on you." "One, two, go." "Come on!" "I win." "You are nothing." " Well, you want to challenge." " Yes." " Let's do it again." " Let's do it." "You think you'll win." "I don't believe it," "Now people are clever." "Ping, the business is not good." "O.k., get off your work." "O.k., we go home then." "Let's go." "Who's playing tricks?" "who?" "Who's playing tricks?" "It's me." "It's you." "It's me, of course." "It's really you?" "I'm in bad mood, don't trick me." "You don't recognize me?" "I'm Fa." "You are really Fa?" "Save my life, have a look at the money inside." "In the bra." "there's a French coin you gave to me." "You look carefully." "It's Fa." "You are Fa?" "I am." "Why didn't you say it?" "What happened to you?" "I did it to change my fate." "Why do you come to me?" "I come to you for..." "No money, I can hardly make a living." "You're kidding, we're old friends." "We're friends because you're handsome." "Now you look bad, we talk business only." "I have a business to talk with you." "Trust me, it's profitable." "Are you really Fa?" "I told you I can't drink it." "I can't." "I can't." " You don't." " Yes." "Drink it, I want you to drink." "Nobody in the house." "How're you, will you die?" "No." "Give me all the credit cards." "What for?" "To open the door." "It takes skills, and firm hands." "Where's my card?" "It's not easy to get it." "Get it?" "You gave me a false one." "How did you know." "It's taken by the door." "Any more." "Yes, a telephone card." "Give it to me, is this authentic." " Yes." " Really?" "Look, it opens" "We're rich." "What're you doing?" "This must be something worthy." "Got something we can move along." "I can move this." "Get something you can put into your bag." "This one, for example, give me the bag." "Over here?" "I mean the upper pocket, not this one." "There're only two holes." "These two." "What is this bag." "This is not a bag." "This is for keys, this is for coins." "You bring a key purse." "You can use this." "What happened?" "Feel bad?" "O.k., time's running short." "You look around for anything worthy... to put into this bag." "I got it." "For example?" "Expensive pen, lighter, ashtray...for example." "Got it." "I found one." "Look, such a big ashtray." "You hold the bag wide open, come on." " What?" "Something on you mind?" " Right." "Say it to me." "I don't want to." " Is there any other way." " Yes." "You play my wife now, walk behind me." "Follow me." "Watch your walking manner, and speak gently." "Like a rich wife." "Ping." "Now you play my husband." "You walk behind me with chest up." "Eyes wide open." "Then you're like a rich husband, got it?" "Got it." "I don't believe, for this big house." "There's nothing that I can put into this bag." "Yeah, try it again." "This one." "Don't move." "Hey, that's my favorite." "Lee." "I mean "Dum Boy"." " Lee." " I like Dum Boy." " Lee." " Dum Boy." "Dum Boy is Dum Boy." "Say it again, you bastards." "What now?" "Try to find a bigger bag." "This is answering machine." "Please leave your message." "Chen, the Jack I have mentioned to you, he will come one week later." "I'll call you when it's set." "Oh, we're screwed." "None of your business." "Look, the concert tickets are here." "The owner will come back any time, let's go." "Miss Huang." "What now?" "Where can we get a Miss Huang." "What now?" "Pretend." " Pretend who?" " You, of course." "Something is wrong." " Yeah, I got to contact H.Q." " Ok." "Who's this?" "Are you Miss Huang?" "Yes." "I'm sorry, but somebody complain your noise." "Honey, come to bed." "I'm sorry to disturb you." "It's O.k." "O.k., bye." "Ping, we can quit after this one." "We?" "Why we?" "We're best partners." "It's a long time ago," "I know you're tender man." "So you always keep the coin." "I know you don't know me." "But you're so happy when you saw that coin." "I know you still miss me." " This one." " Right." "Why do you throw it away?" "What will you become of when you get it?" "So I threw it away and end it." "So I don't have to come back again." "Why?" "You still doubt me?" "Right, I don't believe you're Fa." "Hurry." "Wait for me to clean this." "Don't come out, somebody's here." "Don't leave me here." "Is that him?" "Jack." "Is it O.k., for me to come out now." "Ring the bell, get off now." "Fake well, don't make them suspect." "How can I fake it, I've never been there." "Be patient, think they're leaving." "You..." "It's been a long time." "No, it's been half an hour only," "I did nothing." "Welcome, Jack." "Thanks." "very good." "Honey, say hello." "U.S.A." "Hello, Jack, welcome." "Thank." "It must be a long trip, let's get in." " Get in." " Right, let's have a seat there." "I didn't expect you arrive early." "I..." " He tried to surprise us." " Right." "Take a seat." "Honey, I'm going to make a call." "Go ahead." " Sit down please" " Thank." "Come on." "I'm behind you." "You got a big house." "Everybody said that." "What am I going to do now?" "I'll distract her and you go." "Ma'am, can you show me the restroom?" "Restroom?" "Of course." "Follow me." "Thank you." "Hi, Jane, how's Apple, is he here?" "Yes, O.k., no problem." "We'll come to see you later, bye." "Restroom, it's near." "Restroom is right in there." "Please." "This is restroom?" "I..., I don't know." "I know where the restroom is, don't you?" "I really don't know." "She means... if you have seen such a modern restroom." "Let me explain it." "I have designed it to look like bedroom." "This is not a bed." "There's a lavatory that leads to the ocean." "Really?" "Watch out, let's go to the other one." "I haven't tried such a modern one." "Then have try, come one." "O.k." "35 dollars, thank you." "Damned driver." "Open the door." "Well, you'll have chance to use it again." "I'll introduce someone to you first." "There's a woman outside." "It my daughter, open the door." " Daughter?" " Come on!" "Just come back from a party." "Really something." " Let me introduce to you." " Ok." "I don't take women." "What?" "You play my daughter?" "Come in." "She's trained as a model." "Apple, you're home, say hello to Jack." "Hi, Jack." "What're you doing?" "I feel wrong to leave like that, so I come back to save you." "Who told you I'm leaving?" "You stay for that big titty, right?" "So what?" "I fell in love with her by first sight." "So I decided to fake on." "Big money, if we can get her." "What if you're found out." "Remember the telephone message." "Jack won't come a week later." "So we got plenty of time." "O.k., we can be partners again." "I think you should go home for rest." "Why?" "You think I'm on your way?" "No, I think you're exhausted." "So you need some rest." "You think I need any improvement?" "No, you're perfect." "I've been through some tough time, but I still got some weakness." "Improve it if you find them." "I know." "I don't see you off." "Why didn't I kill her." "Why?" "I'm too soft." "Apple, I think that guy is obsessed with you." "You play my daughter, we can get his money." "You want me as a lady, simple." "Simple?" "As a nice lady, not as a whore." "Hey, bitch, what are you?" "Bitch, you called me bitch." "O.k., she plays my wife, you be my daughter." "We're family." "Apple, how long does it take to get him?" "One week." "Wait for me..." "Swim?" "You're so early." "Good morning, Uncle, did you have breakfast?" "Daddy, come to have breakfast." "I'm coming." "Hey, go to wake up that woman, or she got nothing to eat." "What're you after this time?" "The safeguard system in the new airport." "For theft." "None of my business." "None of your business." "The security system is for theft." "Right, anti- theft." "Big business." "What're you doing?" "Insurance stuff." "Cheating." "Cheating?" "How do you know?" "There's no difference between them." "Don't put it that way." "I'm kidding, it's profitable, right." "So so." "You two come here and talk." "Daddy, there's telephone from company." "About a contract of 5 million." "It's too small to bother me." "Uncle, do you have 100 thousand dollars with you?" "Yes, I do." "Well, my dad has transfer 5 million US$ to me." "But I didn't get it yes, so I'm thinking." "I got it." "You got credit card, you can pay by it." "Card?" "Credit card." "Right, credit card?" "I almost forget it." "But you can't use it in every place," "like parking." "You got to have cash, right?" "Parking, right." "How much do you need?" "20-30 thousand." "20-30, Apple can handle it." "Don't worry, she doesn't care about it." "Apple handles it, remember." "Really." "But Apple can't pay... every item for me." " What?" " The restroom." "You got to pay thousand for tips there for the restroom." "Right..." "Tips is not the problem, the problem is... the people standing there watching you." "Exactly." "I hate those people staring at you." "Oh, I remember there's a hotel in H.k." "They got such big restrooms in there." "Really?" "Remember, trust me, that hotel." "Really?" "Don't forget." "O.k." "Shit, a sand get into my nail." "Find something for me." "I'm looking for nail cutter." "Give me a paper," "I can use the edge to get it." "Newspaper's too soft, use money bill." "Quick, show the money, come on." " Ok." " This is one thousand." "I know." "It works." "Sorry, I made it dirty." "It's O.k." "All set, thank you Uncle." " Jack, can we go now?" " Yes." "Got to pay small money to get big money." "What about here?" "Thanks." "What do you want?" " lce cream." " Ok." "I want those on the trolley." "No problem, I'll get it for you." "What're you doing, sir?" "Getting the leaves." "You liar, you're looking at her breast." "I didn't." "You are shameless," "You did it in such a decent place." "You got any traditional Chinese virtues." "You're not qualified to be a Chinese or a man." "I don't want to see you again, go away." "I said go away." "Forget it." "I'll buy ice cream for you." "Waiter." "What're you doing there?" "To see if there is any ice cream." "Apple, watch out." "I found it's full of satyrs staring at you." "Thank you." "I'll go for ice cream." "Is there ice cream up there?" "No, I've check it, I'll go outside." "Waiter." "What do you need, miss?" " Got a light." " Yes." "Apple, I've been looking for you." "Why didn't you answer my call." "What is your decision?" "Chin, I'll give you the answer later." "What's bothering you, I'm so nice to you." "You just marry me." "I'll answer you later, I got a date." "I've been so nice to you, please marry me." " Say yes and marry me." " Chin, go." "I've been chasing you, just marry me." "I can give everything to you, even my..." "Sis, you're getting married, I can't afford it." "I'll follow you everywhere." "Uncle, can I go with you?" "Sis, don't get married, or I'll follow you." "Uncle, can I go with you?" "Nuts, you tried to scare me off?" "You chase women that way?" "You're not qualified." "I'm kidding." "I'm not kidding." "Forget it, let's sit and talk." "O.k., we can have a talk." "Sorry," "I doubt if you have any manner." "Don't be so rude in this decent place." "We do it by fair competition." "No nonsense talk." "Say anything you want to say." "You force me to do it." "No, no..." " Break away." " What?" "Sir, do you need an ambulance?" "All right?" "You're so good, give me some water." "You're so nice." "I did it for you." "I don't believe it." "You're too smart to be cheated." "O.k., you must trust my magic." "First, cut toe nails of the man's left foot." "and mix with his tears." "Put in magic oil I give to you, make him drink." "He'll follow every thing you say then." "Got it?" " Make him drink?" " Yeah." "What if I miss one of them?" "Then it's serious." "Drinking the oil, he'll become a woman." "Become a woman?" "You call his name 3 times after he drinks it." "The man becomes a woman." "Master." "And this is the cure, use it in emergency." "It's unnecessary." "You're not afraid that mammal then." " Thank you." " No worries." "Doc, please help me." "You got to make a careful decision." "I think you're not stupid." "It'll affect your life." "Doc, to be honest," "I'm in that...trade." "So it's important to me." "Doc, help me." "Well, then let me try." "I've told you you can't take it." "38 is the record in H.k., you want 59." "I can take it." "It's good to have a test first." "You're dead if this is real." "I know I was wrong." "Apple, I always have a feeling." "that we've known each other for long." "Yeah, I got that feeling, too." "That's fate." "Yeah." "Apple, in fact." "I like you very much." "Come to my room tonight." "O.k." "I promise you." "we will have a talk tonight." "What, only talk." "What do you want then?" "What about Tv?" "Tv, of course." "I swear, talk and Tv only." "I'm not worried then." "I'm going to restroom." "O.k." "A real idiot." "It's late to make an appointment." "It's not your turn yet." "I've dated the big titty to come to my room." "Get the camera ready." "Take the picture tonight." "I got it." "We can blackmail her father by this." "I got it." " Get ready." " Ok." "Apple, shall we go now?" "You didn't tell me what pictures shall I take?" "Apple." "I'll kill you." "What?" "It's lucky she's drunk." "or you have already screw it up." "You didn't tell me what to take?" "The scene we're doing it on the bed." "I got it." "Now she's drunk, how could she make it tonight?" "Let's do it this way." "Wait in her room 9 a.m. tomorrow morning." "I got it." "Give me 50 dollars." "I got hundred dollar bill only." "What the hell are you doing, give it to me." "All right, let's go." "The bill." "Sir, you need help?" " Got a light?" " Yes." "Good day." " Good, this is for you." " Thank you." "Apple, wake up." "I told you not to drink." "You're something." "Fa, I think of an idea." "Waif for a moment." "for you to go to bed with him now." "I'll take pictures of you, hear me?" "It's so early, don't know if he wants it." "You make him want to do it." "You listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Clean your face quickly." "You listen to me..." "Wait, I got some important thing to do." "Don't know if you can handle it." "No problem." "Got to remember every detail." "Four steaks, all rare, served with chips." "Russian soup without onion, wine of 1941." "Remember, do it fast and well." "Wait, you got something to talk to me?" "Yeah, I'm trying to say..." "Wait, tell me when we finish it." "Go now." "Are you O.k.?" "Yeah." "I can handle that guy by myself." "It's easy to get his tears." "Good morning." "Good morning, why are you shedding tears?" "No." "I'm afraid you don't like my breakfast." "No, I like raw onion." "Does that sting your eyes?" "I like it, it doesn't." "Don't cry, I'll cry, too." "Is it true?" "TRUE." "Don't be silly, you really think I cry?" "Hurry up, we all rely on you now." "Hi, morning." "Hi, Apple." "Jack." " Jack" " Apple." "I'm sorry I didn't come for I was drunk." "I come to talk with you now." "I'm a guest in your house." "I'm afraid it's not so good to do it here." "Is it?" "Daddy, mom, and I treat you like family member." "Really?" "But this is guest room anyway." "I don't feel at home." "I think...it'll be better in your room." "Well?" "O.k., right now." "Shall we change our position?" "O.k." "Wait." "It occurs to me I got some business today." "Me, too." "Oh, yeah?" "So, are you hurried, or we do it tomorrow." "No hurry, some other day is fine." "Good, please." "Auntie, what're you doing?" "I..., I'm making the bed for you." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Could you clean the restroom for me, too." "No problem." "We all rely on this glass." "Don't blame me, it's your bad luck." "This will be decisive." "He must pay this time." "with this picture." "We got a flawless plan, perfect." "If I'm not out in one hour, you come in to meddle." "I got it." "Take me out no matter what happen." "Meddling is my expertise." "it will determine our career." "I'll make the world know, what cheating means." "You..." "I got good luck today." "Sit down." "You're laughing?" "How can you smile." "Brother, how could you rape my daughter?" "Daddy." "Uncle, what do you mean?" "Try to deny?" "I got picture as evidence." "Now you can't deny." "Look at yourself, pay me the damages." "or I'll send you to police." "Uncle, we can only see your daughter." "I'm not in there." "Look carefully." "Don't talk about this, let's have a drink." "Come on, toast." "Come on..." "How could you drink it?" "Of course I can." "Your daughter raped me." "This..." "Look, what is this." "What is this?" "Your daughter raped me, and this is evidence." "Your reputation's gone if I make it public." "How could you keep your dignity?" "Unless, you'll pay me the damages." "It only showed you in the picture." "My daughter didn't show up." "Right." "All right, it's enough." "Come on, let's have some juice." "Cheer." "Two pictures together is a real evidence." "What do you say?" "Hold on, if you want the picture back." "You got to pay me first." "What now?" "You are trapped by me." "He's dead now." "What does that mean?" "I've put in the evil charm in his juice." "If I call his name 3 times, he'll become a woman." "You're evil." "Give me the money." "Nobody can disarm the charm except me." "I won't give you the money unless you give cure." "or I'll make the photo public." "If you make it public, I'll call your names." "I'll call your names." "I'll make it public if you do it." "If you make it public, I'll tell her to call." "I'll call your name." "I'll make it public now." "I'll tell her to call now." "Jack." "No, I don't want to become a woman." " Jack..." " Jack..." "I did it." "Your charm is useless to me." "how come it didn't work." "Tell you why, I'm not Jack." "I'm a fake." "Pay the money now." "We're fakes, too, she's not my daughter." "Really?" "I tell you the truth." "We're all fakes." "Yeah?" "It's all right then." "Everybody's fake." "Really something." "Who are you?" "Don't run..." "Stop it..." "Can't drop it." "That way." "No..." "Who the hell are you?" "I never tell my name in this evil world." "Then give your head if you don't tell." "I've been alone, and it is my only company." "It's not so easy for you to get this head." "O.k., you force me to do it." "I'll use your blood to dye the sea." "I've been wandering." "like a lonely boat on the sea." "I don't care about death." "O.k., then try this." "my invincible killing Taichi." "Go to hell." "It didn't start yet." "It's bull shit." "How could you do that," "who the hell are you?" "I have never ask who you are." "Let's say it the same time." "O.k." " I'm Chow." " I'm Chen." "You're Chow." "You're Romeo?" "I'm Chen." "Star." "How do you know my nickname." "It's you, my nickname is Po." "Po in the orphanage, we grew up together." "It's you, Po, now I remember." " How did you become so huge?" " Yeah." "No wonder I can't recognize you." "What're you doing now?" "I cheat around for living." "Cheating." "It's to cheat people to get money." "You bastard, you almost kill me." "Well, we're of the same trade." " I'm mad." " Fa." "Leave me alone." "Go to get him back." "You're leaving just like that?" "How can I recognize if you change again?" "Don't count me in, I quit." "No way, you owe me money." "You can't quit." "keep the coin, or I won't be able to recognize you next time." "I know you're sentimental that you keep it." "Now think of some idea to get that money." "Don't worry, leave it to me." "You screw up every time." "In the trade of cheating." "we can rank as the top of the top." "So I think the problem we're facing, should not be difficult." "Fa, any comment." "According to my experience." "It's not difficult, you agree, Ping?" "Yeah, it's piece of cake." "But I think..." "Apple can handle it alone." "It's no problem for me to take it, but we should respect Star." "Thank you, but I think." "If we can have Fa as our leader." "we are invincible then." "Of course, but Ping got some good idea." "Elaborate it." "O.k., I try to make it clear, but my idea is similar to Apple's." "Apple, am I right?" "In fact, we are almost the same." "Let's listen to Star for something new." "Right, my plan... will stupefy you and the world." "So please remain calm." " What?" " What is it?" "My plan is to eat first." "It's great." "You bastard make me pregnant." "Friend." "My belly is so big." "Don't pretend, this is my partner." "O.k., don't pretend anymore." "We're all in the same team." "I'm pregnant, come with me." "She's too serious." "I told you to pretend, but not any more." "Listen to me, shut up, you want me to..." "I got a plan, we just follow the course." "and pretend all the way." "First, I'll fake as that rich man, to deal with your creditor, then you fake as the house owner, to settle my creditor." "That solves the problem." "O.k." "All right." " How come you didn't think of that?" " Yeah." "I got the hunch, we'll depend on you." "In fact, I can do it better, look." "I almost get my tears." "O.k., keep trying," "This time I'll ask my master." "Maybe we don't have to pay back, and we can make money out of it." "Oh, it's great." "If Fa is correct, then it's big business." "Don't know if it's a trick." "I don't think so." "Everybody move, come on." "Check if he's ready." "Brother." "Well?" "Where's big fish." "Coming down." "You remember the conversation?" "Yes." "Don't bluff me?" "Don't worry, I saw him memorizing it." "I can memorize it now." " O.k." " Good." "Hurry." "This is a good place." "Is the antique I lend you all right?" "Of course, I've been very careful." "It's perfect." "Well?" "Mr. Wu, would you come over here." "Let me introduce Jack." "This is beautiful." "Hey, what're you doing?" "Jack." "Mr. Wu, this is Jack." "Daddy, Uncle, Jack, this is Mr. Wu." "Please come to say hello." "How do you do, Mr. Wu." "How do you do." "Let's have a seat and talk." "Come on, sit down please." " You play his son?" " Yes." " Suit you, you're both mean." " Yeah." "Hey, you know him?" "He's my creditor." "What?" "He, ah..." "Sit down please." "What is this?" "We have the same creditor." "Jack, Mr. Wu is our financial consultant." "Would you tell him about your plan again?" "Any problem?" "Try the best." "Try the best." "I plan to develop the site of the orphanage." "So I use one million to buy off the head, to sign the sale contract with us." "But I heard." "there're many syndicates attempting on that site, so I wish it can be settled as soon as possible." "We didn't get the phone call yet." "But it's urgent now." "So I'd like to borrow one million." "If he owns the land, why should he take bribe?" "He's not the owner, responsible for contract only." "He said tomorrow is the dead line, or he's authorized to signed with others." "Who is that head?" "I haven't seen him before." "I'll go with the company's endorsement." "If you can't support me," "I'll find someone." "Boss, do you think the trade is good?" "I don't think so." "I don't know real estate, and you're not clear." "It is too risky." "Well, we can have cooperation next time." "Mr. Wu, what do you do?" "What're you doing?" "You." "No, it's not his business." "I mean you." "It's not my business, either." "It's screwed." "We will wait and see." "You fake as Jack and sign the contract." "Me?" "No way, I'm a man." "Are you deaf?" "She said he's never met Jack." "Boss, you want to buy that land?" "I use money to buy something?" "Did you hear him?" "It's a big business." "If we settle the head and sign the contract." "We can get countless money." "You." "I?" "Watch that woman." "What about our debt..." "It's waived if that is done." " Follow me." " Thank you." "Let's go." "He took Shen." "Calm down, calm down." "One get trapped when he thinks..." " he's the best." " Right." "Oh, shit, what should we do now?" "It's not over yet, follow the plan." "We need Shen to play Jack." "Right." "Listen to me, about tomorrow." "except my four wives." "I need a man with wisdom and courage." "Me." "It's you, you have gut." "You wait for me to come back with one million." "Hurry, here we are." "Bring it with you." "Get off, quick." "If anything happens," "let me know immediately, got it?" "Honey, quick." "You're always slow." " Get ready?" " Ready." "Hand in you home work on time." "Got it, master." "Get out." "This way, gentlemen." "Master, they said they're here to clean." "Yeah?" "Did we call them?" "No." "But the address is here." "Have a look." "We didn't call you, you're mistaken." "Can I use the phone." "What happened to you?" "It's emergent now." "Help get my assistant out of here." "I need here to be empty now." "Get her out, quick." "Don't come back unless I call you." "No fear, deep breath." "You got to pretend it well." "You're dead if it's screwed." "It's settled?" "Remember every detail, got it?" "Got it." "kids, where's the master's office?" "It's upstairs." "Wait here." "This way, let's go." "They're coming, quick." "You hold on." "Go get ready, quick." "Yes, we've talked to the master." "Yeah, he accept cash, no check." "O.k., we'll talk later." "Well you leave it here." "Master will contact you later." "You can go now." "O.k., I'm going." "What can I do for you?" "I'm Jack from U.S.A." "Jack from U.S.A.?" " Master's waiting for you." " Good." "Master, Jack from U.S.A." "You are Jack?" "This is Jack." "I'm his partner." "And this is the recommendation." "Master, about the land." "Mary, will you leave us alone?" "What for?" "Go for some fresh air, go." "Go." "Why you're so late?" "Look, there're four contracts... waiting for me." "The old versions are obsolete." "then we have nothing to talk about?" "Master, we can talk about the price." "Here's the money." "Watch it, that..." "We're taped?" " Yes, let's go outside." " O.k." "Quick." "Clean the room now." "It's deal." "I think I'm all right." "My colleague has done it, let's go." " O.k., let's go." " Help me." "I take great risk... under the investigation." "Don't say that, look at the contract first." "Don't fuss with the little money." "Oh, yeah." "You sign it, you get one million." "More." "What more?" "Sign it." "It's not enough, more." "Don't be so fussy." "More." "Just accept it and sign it." " Damn bastard!" " Sorry." "It's good for everybody, right?" "Quick." "I'm sorry, master." "Nothing, thank you." "Done, it's my credit." "Hey, what're you doing here." "It's screwed, we're found out." "How come?" "It's screwed." "Thank you." "I got to thank you." "Thank the boss, not the master." "It's screwed, we're found out." "Boss, you go, I'll stop them." "Brother, you're something." "I'm ready to scarify for you." "The debt is off." "Thank you." "Let's break off." "It's screwed." "How come?" "Don't know?" "The girl said that." "Which one?" "That one, over there." "Step back." "Shit, it's not the master, my money's cheated." "Don't go..." "This way." " That way." " Ok." "Boss, I'll stop them, you go." "You stop them for me?" "You go." "You're still pretending." "Try to run?" "Come over here." "What do you want?" "Nothing." "You can't come over here." "We're looking around." "It's locked." "Mister." "You stand back." "Get out of here." "Quick." "Let me go." "That bastard beat my brother." "Go..." "Come in." "Let me go." "One more." "Where's that bastard?" "S.O.B., you beat my brother, I'll kill you." "Where's my brother?" "He's thrown out." "Brother..." "Who's done such a cruel thing to you?" "Talk, brother." "Louder, I can't hear." "Louder, brother." "Who's done this to you?" "Did you see the one that beat my brother?" "Who does he look like?" "I saw him, but he..." "He got long hair, and beard." "Like a mad man." "He look like you." "We tried to help, but he's too tough." "He's too tough." "I'll revenge when I see him again." "I'll kill him for my brother." "Cool down." "Send him to hospital for medical care." "Yeah, go on." "Thank you." "We just try to help." "I'll pay back if I have chance." "It's O.k." "Let's go, brother." "Brother, don't worry, I'm with you." "One million." "I've never seen so much money." "Me, either." "No, this is only a small fraction." "Right, ever since I've entered this world." "I've never cared about money." "Yeah, when I was flirting with girls, tips I gave them is more than this, right?" "Right, look at yourselves." "So emotional about little money." "You're an insult for us." "God." "Watch out." "Mr. Wu." "Mr. Wu, your syndicate offer one million... to get the murderer?" "Yes, that bloodless murderer... must be found, for revenge of my brother." "Brother, I don't mean it." "Brother, I'll revenge for you." "No there is an accident here." "The president of Jen-I group fell downstairs, and serious wounded." "This is Huang for kTv." "This is a flawless plan." "Flawless." " It's an art piece." " Right." "Is the room cleaned." "Yes, no evidence is left." "The owner won't find anything." "What about finger prints?" "So you're not graduated yet." "I've wiped them out by towels, and towels are burned to ash." "The ash is mixed with earth worm... to feed the fish in the sea." "and I get the fish for breakfast this morning, and eat it." "After my digestion." "all evidence has become shit." "Great." "And I left it in the modern restroom." "I think it's in the ocean now." "What restroom?" "The one you showed me... the lavatory shaped like a bed." "I was forced to tell a lie about it." " It is a real bed." " Right." "This..." "It's O.k., it's only shit." "Right." "keep it." "Hurry up." "Where's the key." "It's left in the room."