"Ah!" "[speakingSwedish]." "Iamnothavingthis !" "How's it going, bros?" "It's PewDiePie." "You're about to watch me get the absolute shit scared out of me." "Ah!" "No, no, no!" "Oh, yah!" "This show takes what I already do, getting scared of horror games, buttakingit  to the next level." "[gags] A really fucked up level." "Ah!" "Oh, hell no!" "Soifyoulovewatchingme get scared shitless, you're gonna love "Scare PewDiePie."" "[scarymusic]" "♪♪  [cooljazzmusic] [clapping] [both whooping]" " Hey!" "How's it going?" "It's PewDiePie." "This gate doesn't open, so..." "[laughs], I can't do this." "These jeans are too tight." "I can't." "Okay." "Yeah." "Whoa." "Ah!" "Ah." "All right, bros." "Oh, shit." " What happened?" " It's not-- why didn't you tell me?" " Well, that's what it looked like it was breaking." " They're gonna make me pay for that." "We gotta..." "[laughs]." " Yeah, it looks like it just goes right in." "You hammer it in." "It looks like it" " That was not me, though." " Nope." "That was already there." "Um, are you ready?" " Yes." " All right." "Let's go." " Let's go." "[hip-hopmusic]" "So where are we going?" " The bit we did last night?" "There was problem with the media." "They were corrupted." "The audio was all bad." "We got to redo the whole game that we already played last night." "[videogamedownerhorn]" " You cannot be serious." "I hate redoing stuff." "That's like--I don't know." "It's not the same." " I know it sucks to redo it, and I--it's unusable." "Basically, when you went in the slide?" " Yeah." " That's what messed up the audio." " Are you kidding me right now?" "Ah!" "[screaming]" "Part of me is like," ""That's really fucking annoying,"" "and my other part of me is like," ""There's no way I believe this shit."" "All right?" " Trust me." " I know you guys by now, and I feel--I smell" "I smell owls in the mud." "It fucking sucks." " But hey, rather than try to hide the fact, tell--tell 'em what's going on." " All right, well, bros, sometimes in life, you fuck up." "I don't, 'cause I'm perfect, but these guys do, obviously." "It seems like the audio didn't come through in the last game play, so I will go through it again, and, uh, I want you bros to see it." "[mischievousgamemusic]" "♪♪" " PewDiePie's gonna be here very soon, guys." "We gotta go, go, go." " If possible, you'll do the last line of dialogue, which is-- - [gags] [laughter] [suspensefulmusic]" "♪♪" " Does any of this look familiar to you?" " Oh, yeah, no, I remember this." " Have you been here before?" " I have definitely, most certainly, been here yesterday." "That table wasn't there, though." "Things are changing." " Okay." "Put this on, 'cause I don't want to put a hood over you." " Okay, what the fu-- [laughs]." "You shouldn't have told me, 'cause I wouldn't have known." "Seriously?" " Yeah." "Just as a blackout." "It'll be fine." " Okay." "Do I look cool?" "'Cause I feel like I look cool." " I'm gonna lead you to the start of the game." "Move forward, move forward, move forward--stop." " Good, good." "Okay." " Okay." "Stop." " What is this?" " Stop." " Are you fucking kidding me?" " We're trying to do stuff that's different, okay?" " Okay, but" " Enjoy the difference." " I don't like the differences." " Okay?" " Ah!" "Ah!" "Whoo!" " Is that better?" " No." " Whoa!" " Oh!" "Oh!" "I don't trust Kevin to do this shit." " All right." " I don't like this!" "May I put my feet in" " No--no--uh, you can." "I mean, it's--you're..." "Is that better?" " Yeah, this is better." " Go ahead, go in, please." "Go in." " Oh, my God, can I get off?" " Yeah." " You need help?" " Get off." "You got it?" " All right." " Over here." " Just to be clear, we're doing the same thing." "Is there any..." " [screams]" " Ah!" "[speaking Swedish]." "Fuck you!" "What the fuck?" " Okay." "Hey." "Hey." "Good luck." " Fuck." " Okay?" "All right." "Remember, you've done this before." " Okay, great." "God fucking damn it." "Just no more yelling in my face, please." "That'd be...super." "[creepymusic]" "[ womanscreaming]" " Oh, jävla!" "[ screaming] [radiobuzzes]" " Remove the googles." " Great." "What the fuck?" "[scarymusic]" "♪♪  [chainsawroars]" " Ah!" " [laughing]" "Man--guys, this is not the same." "I don't know if you're aware." "[elevatormusic]" "♪♪" "Great." "What the fuck?" "[eeriemusic]" "That is fantastic." "This is...great." "Just--[gasps]!" "Oh, yah!" "Bloody fun!" "Okay." "[laughing]" "What were you doing there?" " Welcome to the hotel." " Oh, thank you." "Jesus Christ." "What were you doing there?" " Pardon our appearance while we renovate." " No, it's fine." "I'm glad you cleaned up." " We've had a few incidents recently." " Okay." " I sure hope no one else gets murdered." " Me too?" " Take a look around, and make yourself at home." " Okay, I'm a little scared of looking around now." "Jesus fucking Christ." "[suspensefulmusic]" "That isn't open." "♪♪" "Very nice hotel." " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." " There--oh, I have to find the key." "Um--well, I mean, there's a lot of paintings missing." "Ah!" "Right?" "No?" "So where is my room?" " Now, that looks unusual." "[suspensefulmusic]" "♪♪" " Oh, ho, ho, ho!" "That was a huge one." "Okay." "It's a very weird hotel, but I'll take it." "So..." "That must be my room." "Okay." " Please enjoy your stay." " Thank you very much." "[suspensefulmusic]" "♪♪  [elevatormusic]" "♪♪" "What the fuck?" "♪♪" "Oh." "What?" "Wha... [eeriemusic]" "♪♪  [elevatormusic]" "♪♪" "Hi." "Again." "[eeriemusic]" "I think." "♪♪  [laughing]" "Okay." " Welcome to the hotel." " Thank you." " Pardon our appearance while we renovate." " Yes." "It's...okay." " We've had a few incidents recently." " [laughing]" " I sure hope no one else gets murdered." " [laughing]" "Keep saying that." "Me too." " Take a look around and make yourself at home." " All right." "Um..." "I like what you've done with the place." " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." " [laughs]" "There's a lot of things unusual." "Mom?" "I don't--I'm just looking for my key." "What?" "[laughs]" "I'm terrible at these things." "Oh, what the..." "What?" " Now that looks unusual." " No!" "No!" "Timmy!" "Timmy, what happened?" "Timmy, what did they do to you?" "Why did they do this?" "How did you get here?" "Timmy!" "I don't like this place, Timmy." "Let's get out of here." "[high-pitched voice] Okay, Pewds." "I love you, Pewds." "I love you too, Timmy." "Is this--is that it?" "Okay." "Great." "Timmy, we're gonna make it out of here alive." "Don't you worry." "Don't you worry." "Okay." "What the actual fuck." " Please enjoy your stay." "[suspensefulmusic]" "♪♪" " What?" "[elevatormusic] [laughing]" "Fuck up the audio." "Yeah, my ass." "I'm so confused." "♪♪" "Aw, hell no." "Oh--yeah. [laughing]" " Welcome to the hotel." " Thank you." "[eeriemusic]" "Okay." "Great." " Pardon our appearance while we renovate." " Yes." "The murder." " We've had a few incidents recently." " Had a few incidents." " I sure hope no one else gets murdered." " Keep saying that." "That's great." " Take a look around." "Make yourself at home." " Um..." "Love what you've done with the place." "Oh, fu" " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." "Is the key down there?" "'Cause I ain't having that." "[suspensefulmusic]" "Fuck me." "That's disgusting." "♪♪  [sighs]" "All right, I'm gonna look everywhere else, and if I can't find the key," "I might have to..." "Jesus fucking Christ." " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." "♪♪" " [sighs]" "God damn it." "God damn it, Timmy." "I don't want to" "I don't want to do that." "I really, really, really, really don't want to do that." "Oh, my God." "Where is the key?" " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." " Damn." "But where's the cleaning lady?" "Or man." "[eeriemusic]" "♪♪  [sighs]" "They are so fucking gross." " Now that looks unusual." " Sometimes, in life, you're just gonna have to do things you don't want to do, and I really really don't want to do this." "Aw!" "That's disgusting!" "That is some proper non-cheeky Nando's right there." "Fucking smells like triple anuses." "Aw!" " Let me know if you notice anything unusual while you look for your key." " Mm-hmm." "Thanks." "Appreciate it." "Look at my fucking hand." "This is like larva shit." "All right, you know what?" "New tactic." "Timmy?" "Timmy, I'll put you there." "[suspensefulmusic]" "There you go." "♪♪" "This is-- would you like some?" "♪♪" "Okay." "I'm used to it now." "This is so fucking gross." "Jesus Christ." "Oh!" "[gags]" "Fuck..." "Me." "Fuck..." "YouTube." "Where's the fucking key?" "Jesus fucking--fuck me." "There's a--[gasps] yes!" "Yes!" "Oh, thank God!" "Timmy, I got it, Timmy!" "Oh, man, I didn't think we were gonna do it." "[sighs]" "Oh, man, I could really use a drink right now." "Fuck." "Is there a minibar in there?" "♪♪  [burps] Oh, fuck me." "[gags] I should not have eaten before this." "Sorry, I almost forgot you, Timmy." "You asshole!" "It's okay." "Great." "Yes!" "I've never been this happy." "Fuck yes!" "All right." "Good night--oh." "[chainsawroars]" "Oh, no, no, no!" "Oh, hell no!" "No, no!" " Please enjoy your stay." " No!" "No, fuck that!" "Okay!" "What the fuck?" "Bad things happen around you, Timmy." "[elevatormusic]" "Why is there a chainsaw at the fucking hotel?" "♪♪" "It'll be fun." "Oh, it's you." "Hey." "Oh, has there been a murder here perhaps?" "Pardon the mess." " Welcome to the hotel." " Yes, welcome very much." " Pardon our appearance while we renovate." " Yes." " We've had a few incidents recently." "Pardon our appearance while we renovate." " Yes." " I sure hope no one else gets murdered." "[eeriemusic]" "Me too." "I got to--what?" " Take a look around and make yourself at home." " Whoa." "What kind of--this is very un" " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." " You keep saying that." "Okay--aw, no!" "Mm!" "Come on." "I don't--fuck you." "That's not cool." "That's just not cool, guys." " Let me know if you see anything unusual while you look for your key." "♪♪" " What is this?" "Thought someone just" " Now that looks unusual." " [gasps] Yeah!" "[laughing]" "Well, it's got holes in it." "Alright." "I'm gonna wear this." "On my already dirty hand." "Like, it already looks like I shoved my hand down there." "Yeah Okay." "I don't really care." "Awesome." "What the--[sighs]." "Uh, it keeps breaking." "Thanks for the glove, guys!" "Thank you so much!" "It really helps!" "You're too--you're too kind." "I don't deserve this." "Okay, Timmy, we're just gonna grab down there." "Yeah, yes, this is great-- [gasps]" "I found it right away!" "[laughs] Joke's on you, assholes!" "[laughs] All right, all right." "Okay." "Yeah, good times." "Thank you very much." "Fucking yes." "I'm the man." "The ma--manly, manly man." "Easy" " Please enjoy your stay." "[suspensefulmusic]" "Thank you very much." "[mumbles]" "♪♪" "Whoo!" "How do I get out of this?" "Just no more chainsaws." "I have a major allergic reaction to chainsaws." "We're gonna get out of here, Timmy." "You're my rock, Timmy." "Without you, I wouldn't be able to be here." "[chainsawroars]" "Comeon ..." " Oh, hell no!" "Hell no!" "Fuck that!" " Come on, little piggy!" "[chainsawroars] Come on, little piggy!" " That's fucked up." "Comeon ,littlepiggy, open that door!" " I--the door is locked, I" " Time for you to check out!" "[elevatormusic] [chainsawroars] - [screams]" "Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "[screaming]" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Oh, fuck this!" "[scarymusic]" "Ah!" "♪♪" " Please enjoy your stay." "♪♪" " I can't!" "♪♪" "Yes." "Great idea, Pewds." "[chainsawroars]" "Comeout!" "Whereveryouare!" "Come on, little piggy!" "Come on, little piggy!" "Come on, little piggy!" "[chainsaw roars]" " Don't worry, Timmy." "I won't let him get you." "[suspensefulmusic]" "♪♪" "[elevatormusic]" "Oh, fuck me." "Oh my God." "Okay." "Okay." "Littlepiggy!" "Comeout,comeout , wherever you are!" "Comeon,littlepiggy!" "Whereareyou?" "Timetocheckout , little honeydew!" "[musicslowsdown]" " Oh, shit." "Fuck me." "[musicslowsdown]" "[ panting] [chainsawroars]" "Come on!" "[scarymusic]" "♪♪" " [screams] - [speaking Swedish]!" "Oh, what the fuck?" "Ah." "♪♪" "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "Are you Okay?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "What the fuck?" " Oh, fuck!" "Okay, I'm sorry!" "It--it's locked." "No!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" " Jesus Christ!" "Okay!" "Alright." "♪♪" " Hey, dude." "What is all this noise in here?" " Man, fuck you." " Hey!" "[scarymusic]" "♪♪" "What happened, man?" " Oh, man!" "I thought we were re-shooting the thing, and..." "That was fucking terrifying." "Oh, my God." " Was it disorienting?" " Yeah." "It was really fucking weird." "It was really cool, though." "I'm glad I got Timmy, though." "Timmy helped me pull through." "Yes." " So it was a little bit different than the previous game." " Yeah, it wasn't like anything, I would say." " Uh, we got good audio this time." " Oh, great." " So, uh..." " Ah, that's great." " We can definitely use this version." " Great news for me." "It really felt like a video game too." "This one really felt like a game, which is really cool to be in." "Key is kind of, like, very video game-ish, right?" "So it's--you have to find a key to get through the door, right?" " I could tell we got you immersed because you were looking under the-- the carts, the--the" " Yeah, okay." " Thing and all that stuff." " [screams]" " Ah!" "Ah, fuck--no!" " Ah!" " No!" "Oh, fuck you!" "[laughter]" "No!" "Timmy!" "Timmy, what the fuck?" " Oh, shit!" " No!" "No!" "Glue!" "Get glue!" "Medic!" " Timmy." "Timmy!" " Medic!" "[touchingpianomusic]" "♪♪" "Why are you just standing there?" "Call an ambulance!" "[cries] Tim-pants." "Dead." "[sniffles] [elevatormusic]" "♪♪" "[ womanscreaming]" " Oh, jävla!" "[ screaming]" "♪♪"