"Love?" "It comes in handy." "Who's denying it?" "But it's something that's between two people" "So why does it concern the others?" "Look at him ogling at her" "He has one purpose after all." "Right?" "So he has to stare" "Girls give boys the once-over in their own way, too" "They have desires, too." "All kinds" "But here, if a couple even talk to each other the living and the dead make it their business and pounce" "And what's the bottom line?" "Marriage!" "You'll commit, right?" "Marriage is the glucose drip, a cure-all" "Don't think too much." "Settle down" "All of India wants everyone settled" "Yet in 60 years, we haven't managed a settlement with our neighbour I'm in a new relationship." "It suits me" "But marriage and commitment?" "Another ballgame I mean..." "Another ballgame altogether" "Free as a bird" "Free as a spirit" "At times serene, at times searching" "Love her today" "Love another tomorrow" "This shameless heart of mine will give me a bad name" "O playful heart" "So random" "Fooled me, stirred me" "Fooled me" "Swept me off my feet" "My playful heart flies to you" "Clasp this sinner's heartstrings gently" "Tangled are the ways of the heart" "Untangling them is sheer worry" "Many are tired from trying" "The heart's mysteries elude all" "They try to unpick its mysteries" "But hide what they discover" "Goyal Caterers  Decoraters" "We plan weddings." "Prepare the best catering" "Not "The country of the brave!" Play "My mate's wedding"" "Or I'll whack you between the ears" "You play!" "But you can't?" "Smoking all day" "When others play, you bring their morale down" "Shut up!" "You low life" "Mr Know-All!" "My music is ear-ache." "Your farting is sweet music" "All the wedding guests are fake But still they want a real band" " An arranged marriage?" " l thought he'd go for love" "Wonder what changed his mind" "To each his own, brother" "A man may look modern but when the call of tradition beckons..." "Put it inside." "Hurry!" "He looks uneasy." "What's up?" "Who knows?" "The fool" "At least try to look real even if you are fake wedding guests" "Come on, wear yourjacket" "See, Raghuram?" "I've hired four wedding guests, suited-booted" "Your magnificent groom's party, Raghuram" "Don't call me Raghuram" "Just Raghu." "That's all" "Give me a break." "Just for today, please" " You promised a deluxe package" " So?" "You should've hired 8 English-speaking guys" "But you got two." "Not even one girl" "What will my in-laws think?" "For 4 years I've worn my best suits, playing your wedding extra" "Anyone complained?" "Why no English-speaking girl to boost my image?" "I'd pass her off as an ex" "What's that?" "Miss Gayatri!" "You may attend A-grade weddings but she goes to super-grade ones in her flowing skirts" "When they hear her speak English they'll be stunned, Raghuram" " No Raghuram in front of her" " Look at her!" "The atmosphere will turn English soon" "Nothing confirmed" "Goel Saab, no discount" "He's family." "My boy" "Give him a discount" "He'll do the same for you, and bring his Mrs for free" "A small favour for your brother?" "What brother?" "Don't know him" "You pay her." "A sister's rate" "Only 4000. 2 days, one full night" "A sister's rate?" "4000?" "2 days, one full night" "Oh!" "What did you... I didn't mean..." "Wasting my time." "Nothing is fixed" "So why call me?" "Embarrassing for him and for me" "No discount" "Pay her a thousand." "I'll deduct a thousand" "Load up the groom's party." "Go!" "It's settled?" "A thousand for her" "You must've fobbed me off with an old mare as well" "Go, see!" "The mare is right outside" "Dolled up like seven Katrina Kaifs I know all about your Katrina Kaifs" "Explained them the routine?" "Hop on!" "Tell them what you want on the way" "Leave the rest to me" "Marry with a free mind. I'm here!" "Don't bother." "You and brother adjust" "All set?" "Ok, good night" "Can I listen to my MP3?" "What's that?" "Dance Masti 2012" "Are you married?" "What's it to you?" "To me?" "Nothing." "My marriage is all settled" "Get some sleep." "Tomorrow you'll be up all day, all night I know" "Marriage isn't a simple matter." "Do it and it's done" "Do it and it's done?" "That's how everyone marries" "What if you don't want to?" "Meaning?" "What if you have doubts?" "Now?" "Sitting in your wedding bus?" "Doubt can pop up anytime" "Arranged marriages aren't easy." "Can one really adjust?" "Your sense of humour may not match." "Or your hobbies and habits" "Or your sex life... I get it" "So you get it?" "Am I making a mistake?" "You know?" "A mistake I know what the word means" "Didn't you think it through?" "I did" "So why say yes?" "I said nothing." "She did" "So?" "I agreed" "So get married" "Sure!" "We're just chatting lt's ok." "Last minute nervousness." "Sleep!" "Can't sleep" "Me neither, thanks to you" "Not a great boyfriend" "A fool with unstoppable hands" "A real beast" "The other guy was better" "He called me often" "Smiled when he saw me." "Funny guy" "So no problem?" "He was a clown." "Who wants to marry Charlie Chaplin?" "Want a cigarette?" "No." "Never touch them" "May I?" "Sure." "But sit by the window" "When did you start?" "Two years ago" "How come?" "Thanks to my boyfriend" "Who?" "Charlie Chaplin?" "The guy before" "Unstoppable hands?" "No, someone else I see." "What happened to him?" "You're inquisitive" "Are you marrying me?" "Sure...you're all right?" "We're so compatible" "You listen to item songs. I never do" "You smoke. I never touch cigarettes" "You talk a lot. I'm awkward" "You have qualities I don't." "And vice-versa" "What else could anyone want?" "Trying your luck a last time before your wedding, sir?" "Don't trust me." "But trust my name." "A godly name" "I need my bag... I'll sit over there" "Better" "A cigarette please?" "I got attracted when he spoke about a sister's rate" "He didn't mean it that way" "But one must play it safe" "He was getting married, unsure of his choice of girl" "That's India for you." "No love." "No romance, nothing" "Say yes to marriage." "Work it out later" "Has it worked for anyone?" "So why would it work for me?" "I see many weddings." "All sorts marrying all sorts" "Weddings are to show off pomp and finery" "But marriage?" "It shows up the lies and double standards of Indians" "Greetings!" "Welcome to our humble home!" "No formality." "We've only come from nearby Jaipur" "Tell me where's the gents toilet?" "A common toilet." "But for vips ..." "No!" "We're in-laws now." "Life is all about adjusting" "Where's the bridegroom?" "Call him!" "What's up?" "She's the groom's sister I'll be right back" "A cool cat!" "I'll take care of her" "No son, she is a special guest." "I'll take care of her" "Look after the groom's friends" "Go and call aunty." "Let her see all this." "Who looks after the groom's mates?" "Or we can look after ourselves" "Take care of them" "At your service" "Welcome to our home!" "Sister is so obliging." "No fuss, no demands" " l can tell she's your sister" " What sister?" "Your elder sister." "No, your younger sister... I like girls like her" " You're most kind" " Don't embarrass me" "Do tell her to ask if she needs anything" "The villain in him is resurfacing" "Your sister-in-law is here." "Take care of him" "The gift money?" "Your gift money is ready" "Welcome!" "Ask the bride to lift her veil" "Would you lift your veil?" " Wow!" " He'd never find her through love" "The lucky fool wins a beauty I hear she's an orphan." "They're probably getting rid of her" "My pants are slipping down" "May we talk in private?" "Everything will be private from now on" "Garland him!" "I need the bathroom." "May I?" "Hurry, son" "You won't get a minute's peace later." "Go!" "I'll show you the way I know the way" "Be quick!" "Go!" "Do not blame  the impulsive innocent heart lf the heart speaks in a true voice" "Just about everyone in the world would be exposed" "He's decamped." "He ran away" "Who ran?" "I'm ready to take Tara's hand" "Get lost!" "Idiot!" "Can I get a cold drink?" "A cold drink!" " Offer the clients a soda" " You want me to go bankrupt?" " How many sodas have you had?" " Same number of clients I've got you I'll sell him a dozen veils" "You'll go to hell" "You'll be first." "Send for me" "Bless you, son" "Bless him. I'll collect my 50 rupees" " Bless you, brother" " No, the foreigner" "Bless you, brother" "Anything else?" "Jaipuri shoes?" " l'll bring his wife later" " You sure?" " Don't you trust me?" " Trust him?" " You crazy?" " Why not?" "You trust a man who bolts from his wedding?" "Meaning?" "What's it to you?" "Mind your shop" "You ran from your wedding?" "Did I rob you?" "Charge 1000. 800's mine." "Don't make me hit you" "What brings you here?" "is this what you do?" "Goel forces me to play the groom's guest" "Want a coffee?" "Come on" " l want to talk to you" " What about?" "Explain things" " Explain what?" " About what happened" "No need. lt's your life." "Do as you please." "Do I care?" "I ran away from my wedding." "So why are you cross?" "I'm not cross. I'm fine" "So what's the problem in a coffee?" "No problem" "Coffee and gulaab jumun are a great combination" "A great combination?" "Sure. lf you give it a shot" "Listen. I'll have coffee with you for one reason" "To know what sort of man you are ln your wedding bus, then bolting ...yuck!" "Yuck?" "And you?" "And all your boyfriends?" "You won't lose your virginity by drinking coffee" "Talk elsewhere" "Depraved people!" "You pious double-standard man" "Downloading on the sly." "And you talk!" "I don't want any" "Give it here" "Well?" "Why did you run?" "You know" "Me?" "How would I know?" "You wouldn't ask, if you didn't" " Try one" " Why did you run?" "When I agreed to marry, I didn't know I'd meet a girl like you. I saw Tara, thought it might work" "All of India marries like that" "Why did you run?" "Why?" "Because you kissed me I did?" "It wasn't me I was listening to music lf you meet a one-in-a-million girl who you could fight the world for..." "Suddenly she's next to you." "Wouldn't you even talk to her?" "All that?" "In one glance?" "A first glance is all it takes." "Or you never hit it off" "Are you done?" "You're making a mistake" "Why?" "I proved I have guts lf l had married Tara, I'd make her unhappy I'd be thinking of you" "She'd be unhappy, so would I" "So would you I'm happy." "You're imagining things" "Sure!" "Then why haven't you even sipped your coffee?" "There's something between us" "Attraction, whatever. lt's there" "You know it but can ignore it" " Stay with unstoppable hands" " And you have no hands?" "Pass it here" "I've had affairs." "No big secret." "But I'm fed up of how you boys behave" "And love?" "Cooked it, tasted it, done with it" "Why waste my time?" "You're confused." "What'll you do with me?" "A mistake lf l walked you home, you'd have time to think it over" "Take me home l'll pay tomorrow" "I don't want to be your friend or brother lt's simple." "I'm attracted to you." "Very Much" "Beyond control" "So don't tell me: "Let's be friends"" "Maybe you can be friends, but I can't" " "Boyfriend" has two words" " Starting with "boy"" "Come here" "Sit" "Will you kiss me?" "Forever" "Now" "How fast?" "About 100, 150" "That's what happens when I feel for someone" "But boys?" "They just get aroused I'm not like that" "How can I tell?" "Tell me something about you." "Then I'll tell you about me I don't want to" "Say something I said I don't want to" "Well?" "Open your eyes" "You live here alone?" "Your parents?" "Just thought of them?" "I asked last night." "You changed the subject" " Will you make tea or the bed?" " As you say" "Go!" "Buy me some cigarettes" "Papa lives in Guwahati, works for Indian Oil." "Mummy passed away" " As for me..." " l know" "What brought you here?" "I came to Kota to train as an English teacher I teach." "And Mr Goel gives me work" "No work in Guwahati then?" "Don't like lectures." "Do this, don't do that." "It's good here I'm used to living alone." "Don't know about family life" "It's nice" "How's your pulse?" "Beating." "Do you eat eggs?" "Shall I make them?" "If it's only for today, then I will" "Your turn, then mine" "Waking up here every day?" "Yes." "What will I do at home?" "Slow down" " l have work today" " Who is stopping you?" "Shall I come back?" "With some things?" "Not slowing down?" "You're dangerous" "No work today?" "I took a chance" "His confident approach took my breath away, by God" "He's so romantic. imagine him trapped in marriage?" "He jilted his bride, dumped her in front of everyone" "Frankly, I didn't like that" "Maybe he's right." "Would she be happy?" "She's a beauty." "Took guts to leave her" "You know a man's true colours when he won't accept a lie" "That impressed me the most" "He isn't two-faced" "Honest, truthful, straightforward" "Tell me something" "What kind of girl is Gayatri?" "Why?" "Why do you need a character certificate?" "She's nice" "She smokes but has a good heart" "She isn't for you" "Go near her and you'll get a tight slap." "You'll see stars I hear she's had many boyfriends" "Why so nosey?" "You refusing to issue her a passport?" "No reason lt's all below the belt for men" "You're not thinking straight" "You ended your marriage 2 weeks ago." "Your eyes roving again?" "It's the tourist season." "Focus on work" "What kind of girl is she..." "She had a problem last year." "She got pregnant" "My daughter's friends at the medical college helped her out" "She had a boyfriend for a few years." "A Delhi guy" "Gayatri threw him out" "Why?" "Do I know?" "I'm not her father" "She needed an advance." "The wife said: "Give it." So I did I'm no expert in girls' matters" "Why do you ask?" "Focus on work" "What's it to me?" "All right then" "All right" "Mr Goel, the class is over." "Can I come by?" "Please pay me cash." "I'll return your cheque later" "No, I'm not laughing at you" "My brother is here and my expenses have doubled" "Tell your brother to share expenses." "If not, why have a brother?" "Forget it!" "Tell me how's business?" "Not many weddings." "So I stage fake ones to amuse the tourists" "You could come and floor them with big English words I want to ask you something" "What's his name?" "The runner?" "Yes, Raghuram." "What kind of guy is he?" "Why?" "Why do you need a character certificate?" " No reason." "He's a fool" " That he is" "Keep the cigarette down." "You'll die soon if you keep smoking" "Why so curious about him?" "You refusing to issue him a passport?" "No reason" "Listen, child. lt's youth talking" "You aren't thinking straight" "Only a year since your problem your mind is wandering" "What kind of guy is he?" "Just curious." "Seeing you reminded me of him" "He's a clown, by God" "Does he come here?" "Not now." "Not till the wedding season" "Even the best folk get muddled when it comes to marriage" "Boys are all the same today." "Eat, drink and be merry!" "is he like that?" "Do I know?" "I'm not his father" "He came looking for work" "The wife said: "Hire him." So I did I'm no expert in boys' matters." "Forget him" "What's it to me?" "All right then" "All right" "Listen, stay in your own home" "What's wrong?" "You should stay there I've cleared out of my room" "Now what?" "Let me stay a few days" " l'll look for another room" " Fine" "Where do I put my things?" "Why did you run away?" "I told you why" "Why say yes at all?" "I told you" "What makes you tick?" "is it all eat, drink and be merry?" "I'm not a professional marriage bolter I've never been serious about anyone" "Think carefully about what you're doing" "Never been serious before?" "No" "Never?" "What about..." "No, nothing" "What do you mean?" "You want a beer?" "Your treat?" "Yes." "Let's go out" "Any problem with staying in?" "What's wrong?" "Just empty words" "That's what I feel" "Want to get married, too?" "Your mind?" "You packed that away." "Big talk!" "Just be happy with what we have" "I've said it now" "Sure!" "Put your suitcase away" " Sit on my lap first" " No" "Just once?" " l won't move the suitcase" " Do I care?" "Close your eyes" "Why?" "I didn't ask you to lie down" "Let's forget the beer" "Who are you visiting?" "My sister" "Who is your sister?" "Where can I buy cigarettes?" "The smoker's brother?" "Excellent!" "It's over there" " What did he say?" " Who?" "Who?" "Gupta?" "The man you were chatting to" "We weren't chatting." "I bumped into him" "Look where you're going then" "Don't stand on the balcony then" " What did he say?" " He asked who I was visiting" " And?" " l said my sister" " You're shameless!" " What else could I say?" "I'm the live-in boyfriend." "I ran from my wedding to you" " Shameless!" " What should I have said?" "We'll have to say that to everyone" "Everyone?" "Don't I have a landlord?" "A cleaner?" "A milkman?" "is this a hotel?" "Ok, that's what we'll say" " How about breakfast?" " Your turn" " Sunday is my day off" " When was that decided?" " No one works on Sunday" " Neither do I" "Let's go to a movie" "OK, brother" "Yes, sister" "Move it!" "Hey listen!" "Listen to what I have to say" "Don't have any grand illusions lf your say rules the day" "My say will rule the night" "Think it over now." "So don't ask me later" "What's this thing between us?" "A sheet!" "A homespun sheet woven with silken desires" "It's coming to flower, finally, my love life is set to fly lt's coming to flower, finally, my quirky love life" "If anything is hidden between us lf a dark night casts over a sunny day lf anything comes between us lf victory is spiked with defeat" "Softly will I ask to share your troubles" "Softly will I discover your every desire" "Desires unchained, stubborn bubbles floating free" "It's coming to flower, finally, my love life is set to fly lt's coming to flower, finally, my quirky love life" "No change. I'll pay you next time" "Where do you stay?" "At his sister's" "The smoker's brother" "Last time... I'll take the change tomorrow" "Give it to him now." "Who knows?" "He may be gone tomorrow I'm here only... I was friends with the last guy" "He didn't last long" "Things turned serious" "Her father rushed here from Guwahati" "Then took the next train back" ""You're my father..." ""But don't try running my life"" "Guwahati is miles away." "So, enjoy!" "He's the permanent pain" "You carry on" "Easy!" "What's the hurry?" "I'm not going anywhere" "Slowly" "I'm not going anywhere" "Do you visit Guwahati often?" "There's a direct train" "Yes." "So?" "No reason" "You're pretty serious about me" "Can't I even ask?" "I told you I was serious" "But you're not the serious type" "Why?" "You said you weren't serious about anyone" "is something on your mind?" "Go on." "Ask me" "So you won't need to spy on me I was only..." "Don't waste water" "Any pickles?" "Or yoghurt?" "What shall we eat with the parathas?" "Go home" "Go on." "Leave!" "What's wrong?" "Nothing. I'm done" "What is it?" "I only asked for yoghurt." "What's the big deal?" "I'm done." "Don't want to make another mistake" "What is it?" "What did I say wrong?" " Tell me - lt's nothing" "You said: "You can be friends, but I can't"" "Don't you trust me?" "What's the point in trusting?" "I trust you, so trust me" "You could never trust me." "You can only talk" "The truth?" " l've asked around about you because..." " Because?" "I won't do it again I can't handle a dishonest relationship," "and you can't handle an honest one" "Never met an honest person" "Even friends are tricky" "They cheat you when your back is turned" "One has to play it safe" "So what do we do?" "We'll manage" "Don't want to" "If you leave me, where will I go?" "You'll follow me...to hell" "I can't bear to see you cry" "Why not?" "You'll have to lt stings my heart. I can't take it" "I didn't let him down." "He betrayed me I ended up in hospital lt's the mental asylum next time" "I'll be right behind you" "Sure?" "Sure" "Well?" "Hey listen" "Listen to what I have to say" "Don't have any grand illusions lf you fill me with longing, I'll fill you with desire" "Think it over now." "So don't ask me later" "What's this thing between us?" "What is it?" "You know full well" "What's this thing between us?" "Sweet words" "So much to say in nights so short" "It's coming to flower, finally, my love life is set to fly" "My quirky love life!" "You look cute aged 3." "I could've married you" "And me you" "Aged 3?" "Illegal!" "Legal now." "So marry me" "Big talker!" "Sure, I will" "Yes!" "You're so lovely." "I'll marry you tomorrow" "Tomorrow?" "You think you scare me" "Go away!" "You ride Katrina" "Hurry up!" "Get in!" "It's an emergency wedding" "What's up?" "You look glum and gloomy" "I need some advice" "Wedding costs worrying you?" " What's this?" " Come aside" " You caught an STD?" " No, my friend" "Well?" "Why do people marry?" "What?" "Another disappearing act?" "I'm only asking" "The sun didn't turn my hair grey." "I've catered for many weddings" "A toastman recognizes a love letter from its envelope" " You mean "postman"?" " Yeah, postman" " l knew it!" " How?" "You have a shifty face" "People can doubt" "Even after marriage, they can." "So why fear doubt?" "But if you ditch Gayatri, don't show your face again" "You worry about her." "Not about me?" "You're ok" "You've hummed around her for ages" "This is no time to think" "You can doubt after marriage too." "Or no one would marry" "Do yourself a favour." "Calm down." "Look a prince at your ceremony" "You'll make a happy couple" "Blow smoke rings, watch English movies." "Enjoy life!" "Who saying no?" "A last doubt" " You're so wise" " Tie that turban!" "May God keep them happy" "Stand guard at the front door." "You, at the back" " Who is coming?" " Just go!" "Don't let him pee." "He's planning a bathroom visit" "I need the bathroom" " After the ceremony" " Can't hold it that long" "Don't be stubborn I can't wait" "Be a good boy!" " l won't move" " But why?" "I'll give you one" "Move aside" "What's going on?" "Gayatri has gone" "Where to?" "The bathroom." "To smoke" "So where is she?" "She's run away" "You can pee now" "A cold soda!" "Offer my client a drink" "How many sodas have you had?" "Same number as my clients I'll sell him your Benarasi veils" "New stock tomorrow." "Bring him back" "And my money?" "New clients, eh?" "I'll pay." "Don't you trust me?" "A man whose bride jilted him can't trust God." "So how can he trust you?" "His bride ran?" "She dumped him?" "He never said" "So?" "She didn't rob you" "How are you?" "You oddball!" "Vanished from sight?" "It may surprise you, but weddings terrify me" "Gayatri isn't in Jaipur now" "She left your suitcase with me." "Pick it up" "Shove that suitcase!" "I was backing out." "You sweet-talked me." "Got me caned" "You caned someone, too" "Caned with your own stick!" "Score even now" "What do you earn now?" "Peanuts!" "Earn double as a groom's guest" " No more weddings" " One more." "Then stop" "A grand wedding coming up." "Charging double, paying double" "You'll get a new suit and a gold chain" "You lost one girl at a wedding, you'll meet another there" "Don't wish that on me, please l'm off to Ajmer tomorrow on a pilgrimage" "That's where the wedding is" "Go to the shrine with a free ticket and a gold chain" "What time do you leave?" "That's more like it!" "The groom's family are in the bus." "Hop on" "Must we go with them?" "They reek of perfume" "Go!" "Make sure no one drinks." "Keep my honour" "As if you kept mine" "Didn't even let me pee" "Isn't that her?" "Make sure you get her this time" "Tasty food at your wedding" "Get into the jeep. I'll take the bus I want to talk to her" "To say what?" "To say sorry" "She'll give you a tight slap." "Say sorry!" "Get into the jeep." "Hurry!" "Remember that song?" "Rajesh Khanna's "Queen of my dreams, where are you?" "Sing a Gulzar song, if you want more emotion" "She has the right to hit you." "But why hit me?" "I'll smash your face next time" "You almost broke my shades" "Welcome to my humble city!" "No formality!" "We're only came from nearby Jaipur" "Tell me where's the gents toilet?" "The toilet?" "It's busy" "Never mind." "We're in-laws now." "Life is all about adjusting" " What can I get you?" " The gold chain" " Let the ceremony start - lt won't!" "You brought  the mother of wedding spoilers" "An international joke, sir" "The groom's Dubai cousin" " A splendid wedding" " With your blessings" "The groom's cousin" "We know her well" "Patience, my child" "Sadly one stumbles across wicked folk in life" "May I show you the bathroom, to freshen up?" "The samosas are cold, the tikkis are soft" "The pompadums are ok." "Guzzling free food, you bums?" "She's a relative" "The groom's cousin" "First you dump her, now you ogle" "Why didn't you warn me?" "I didn't know." "I only knew who was coming with me" "You had better slip away" " What about my gold chain?" " Shut up!" "The boy is ripe for marriage." "Or he'll be up to no good" "Kishorilal, how are you?" "Give me a paan" "What news?" "Does your older son write from America?" "Does he call?" "That's great." "Children happy, parents happy" "You're standing?" "Bring a chair!" "Are you family?" "What is he doing here?" "I came with the groom's party." "I'm going to the Ajmer shrine to pay my respects" "A sheer coincidence. I usually avoid weddings" "Listen, my son" " Come with me, please" " You come here!" "But I am here" " What's going on?" " Nothing yet" "But it soon will" "What will?" "Come this side, please" " You come here - l am here I've waited ages to settle scores with this moron" "Boys!" "Avenge your sister today" "Did I ask you to do anything?" "You don't need to Have we no self-respect?" "Your parents gave us your responsibility" "When?" "When did they do that?" "Time and day?" "I forget" "They died in an accident in Delhi." "You weren't there" "So what?" "Your responsibility fell on us, right?" "You're a distant uncle who I met at weddings" "Only the non-veg ones" "Whatever happened is my problem." "He jilted me" "So please don't act on my behalf" "This is my cousin's wedding" "Not your vendetta party" "Here" "Money for your return" "There's no need for that" "You're our guest. lt's our duty" "Now go, please" "Get him a cold drink!" "Start the music!" "Come on" "Ticket?" "What for?" " To ride on this bus" " So throw me out ln this desert?" "Shouldn't be a conductor if you're soft-hearted" " A soda" " Which one?" "They're all the same" "Give me a chance to explain" "Explain what?" ""l didn't think before agreeing" ""Ten minutes before the ceremony, I freaked out"" "You had come to see me before the marriage" "Why did you say "yes" then" "Then I thought such a beautiful girl..." "How will I find again?" "So you agreed without thinking" "While you were garlanding me, or hesitating to a girl was watching you" "She pretended not to look." "Who was she?" " Gayatri" " Your girlfriend?" "Not then." "But later" "Who proposed?" "It was me who proposed" "You getting married?" "We were about to." "She changed her mind at the wedding" "So she jilted you?" "She said nothing to me" "She ran away?" "Did a runner!" "Well!" "We're even now" "Why did she dump you?" "She didn't say" "Shall I tell you?" "You ran from your marriage ceremony in her presence" "She may adore you." "But would she risk committing her life to you?" "Get it?" "Something good came out of your escape" "My family agreed I could be an air-hostess I trained, got a job" "Moved straight to Jaipur" "They're free of me. I'm free of them" "And we meet again" "Were you born a smarty?" "Or caught an infection later?" "Will you be my boyfriend?" "Will you?" "No marriage." "You're unworthy I didn't want to hurt you" "My flight's at 5." "Four days duty in Chennai" "SMS me on Monday." "We'll eat out" "Where?" "Can't you find a restaurant in 4 days?" "Or must I do that, too?" "When he had a willing bride, he ran" "And when he can't get a girl, he pants after her" "Ok." "Run!" "We'll see if he runs" "Now run" "The girl turned out to be quite the modern type" "Flying must have done it" "Air-hostesses are decent girls." "Passengers do the flirting" "She's a good girl. I wronged her" "Now enjoy the fruits of your deeds." "Sweet fruits at that lt's your life." "But marry her this time, before anyone runs" "She doesn't want to marry" "What does she want?" "To mess around?" "There's something in between" "What?" "When it happens, you know it" "So no one else knows?" "Tell me something" "She doesn't want to marry." "But don't you want to?" "Would a jilted man commit his life to anyone?" "She won't marry because you ran" "You won't marry because Gayatri ran" "Gayatri won't marry because she saw you run" "You people run a lot." "After each other, away from each other" "Must you run?" "Can't you stay put?" "That's how it is" "Who'll ever marry then?" "How will I survive?" "The marriage era is ending." "Better find other work" "Really?" "No more weddings?" "What are you looking at?" "You look lovely when you eat" " Really?" " Really" "You look a right idiot when you flirt" "How many days a month do you fly?" "Twenty-five" "Do people behave in the air?" "Like they do on the ground ln-flight drinking isn't allowed." "God help us if it were" "Do you believe in God?" "Do you?" "Me?" "Never thought about it" "Tell me something." "The truth" "What did you feel when you saw me again?" "My heart nearly stopped" "Why?" "Never mind" "May I ask you something?" "When I ran away that day, how did you feel?" "What do you think?" "How could I feel?" "How do I know?" "You know how you felt" "What's the matter?" "What is it?" "I didn't mean to hurt you" "You never do a thing to hurt people" "They just enjoy getting hurt" "You ask stupid questions with a smile" "I shouldn't have seen you again" "Don't phone me" "My playful heart makes its way to you" "Clasp this sinner's heartstrings gently" "They are made of fine silk" "Softly they will singe  your lovely lips" "Soft words, soft steps" "Mix this brew over softly burning flames" "When the brew is cooked" "The air will fill with a sweet fragrance" "Why are you here?" "Now you know how it feels?" "Without explanation when someone leaves you in the middle of nowhere" "Did it hurt?" "You must've lost faith in people lt happened to you, so I thought you'd get it" "But no, you understand nothing" "Never ask again how I felt" "Listen to me, one minute" "When I ran...when I left, I didn't know..." "What didn't you know?" "That you would turn out to be the girl I grew up dreaming of" "All that?" "In a week?" "A first glance is all it takes." "Or you never hit it off" "A favourite pick-up line?" " You crazy?" " Without rehearsal no one says a line so well" "You're such a kid" "A big kid" "Busy tomorrow?" "Phone me" "When you came to see me, I decided you'd be the last suitor I'd push you out with a slap" "Then you started talking" "You were the first boy who didn't mistakenly think he was doing a favour by marrying." "Like the girl was a burden" "Responsibility?" "But you're your own person." "An air hostess" "I am not an air hostess" "I go to the airport to see planes and the crew take-off" "I grab a bite on the way home" "A childhood dream come true" "But why come to Jaipur?" "To settle a score" "A score?" "One can't just walk away." "One must work it out" "Or else how can one move on?" "But..." "But what?" "You got hooked." "I wanted you to know how it felt" "You boys respect girls you can't have" "If you have them, they're nothing" "All wasted on you" "Let bygones be bygones." "Go your own way" "What if I don't want to?" "Marry me" "Want a slap?" "I mean it lf you want to kiss me, have the guts." "Why spin it?" "Now what?" "Answer me I did" "Must I slap you?" "Ok." "I mean let's go" "I'm frozen stiff, sitting here" "Back off!" "Many ways of flirting" "But flirting with oneself takes the cake lf someone jilts you and then pursues you again it has its charms." "Makes you forget the past" "Can't tell if I'm walking or slipping" "Dusk is pink." "Dawn is pink" "Pink is the colour of this city" "Pink is me" "Pink is you" "Day is pink." "Night is pink" "My pink heartstrings have entwined you" "Not through force nor deceit" "Not binding you nor cheating you" "Passion is pink." "Feeling is pink" "Swimming in pink waves" "Speaking in pink, dreaming in pink" "Wanting to live forever in pink" "I know in my heart that pink is the colour of love" "Suffering is pink." "Solace is pink" "Cure is pink." "Remedy is pink" "Dreams are pink." "Nights are pink" "Our gaze is pink, and so is ourjourney" "Pink is slow." "Pink is fast" "Rosy lips smile mischievously lf the dyer dips you in pink the world turns pink" "The Lord of Love has blessed me!" "Drop it!" "Get married before your roving eyes rove again" "Sorry!" "No more" "A man can think: "Enough is enough." "Now settle down"" "A miracle!" "Even the Gods did not have a second chance" "When are you proposing?" "I want to, but... I scare myself sometimes." "Have I really changed?" "I once agreed to marry Tara and then left." "And for whom?" "If you can't control your eyes or heart, you can't control your life" "I scare myself, my friend" "That fear stops men from becoming beasts" "But if you let fear stop you." "You'll never live" "Tie that knot!" "Shall I propose?" "Take God's name and ask!" "When it's done, it's done" "Get her along for tonight's wedding" "Be gutsy, propose!" "She's lovely" "What are you doing?" "Shall we congratulate them?" " Let's first attack the food" " Shameless!" " You're sneaky!" " l'm the groom's guest" "Shall we?" " Take the plate" " Yeah, sure" " Why is she here?" " lt's your friend's wedding" "Must be her friend, too" "Or a hired extra like you?" "Meaning?" " Why are you so upset?" " Who?" "Me?" "You ok?" "Your boyfriend?" "Pick up the priest at the station." "He's stranded there" "Hurry!" " Don't know the way to the station" " Me neither" "Go with him." "Be quick!" "Its ok, we'll find it" "You come with me Groom's mom is also not well" "Go on, hurry!" "Come here" " Well, I..." " What?" "I need the bathroom" "How he glared!" "I didn't choose to run from my wedding" "He doesn't know what love is I did all the caring" "I was serious about him, washing his torn underwear." "Started prying into my past" "He'd ditch me one day." "Bridal clothes wouldn't change that" "It broke my heart" "When a heart breaks for the third or fourth time, it makes no sound" "Your senses shut down" "You feel numb all over" "Wearing the maroon shirt?" "Don't you know it doesn't suit you?" "I gave it to him" "And...there he is, wearing it on a date" "Lightning won't strike if we talked" "I couldn't face my family in Guwahati I moved to a friend's place." "Then returned to the flat" "Did you approach her?" "Or she you?" "Answer me" "You jealous?" "Things aren't that desperate" "Anyway you won't marry" "Why?" "A leopard never changes its spots." "Remember that" "How would you know?" "You ran" "So did you" "That was different lf you were to marry her, you would've I'm marrying the girl I was meant to marry" "And would've, if I hadn't met you" "Give us your blessings." "Hush now!" "My blessings?" "Am I your mother?" "Stop at the petrol station I need the bathroom" "You have 10 minutes to think" " Come with me - l don't need to go I'm not going alone." "This is India" "Weren't you going to dump me?" "Nonsense!" "It's true" "Don't talk rubbish lt's true" "I didn't run, Gayatri." "You did" "A man who covers his back doesn't look ahead" "But one must play it safe" "You're really getting married?" "Thought it over?" "Alright" "Had your fun?" "I'm talking to the priest" "May I freshen up first?" "Let the ceremony begin, everything will freshen up" "Let's bury the past. I've moved on" "The priest is inside" "You busy?" "Busy?" "Not at all" "You're Gayatri?" "It's getting late" "What did she say?" " Nothing much" " Must've said something" "The usual." "How are you?" "Etc" " Then?" " Then what?" " What did you say?" " "l'm ok." "Thank you." Etc" "Ok." "Now tell me about the etc" "The priest was sitting behind us" "What a tragedy introduce us" "What's the point?" "I'll find out all your secrets I have none" " Why so edgy?" " Who?" "Me?" "The smoke is irritating my eyes" "No smoke without fire" "She's cool." "But you're tense" "Sit with her then" "Calm down. I wasn't born yesterday" "Get me a cold drink, please" "A cold drink, please" "Open it!" "I've asked Gayatri for dinner on Sunday I'm very busy on Sunday" "You're never busy." "So why Sunday?" "You can't spare any time for an ex?" "Why go to the station with her?" " You didn't say she was in Jaipur" " You'd be all upset." "Sort it out I'm trying...but..." "But what?" "Maybe I should slow it down" "The jitters again?" "Did you propose to Tara?" "I thought I'd wait." "Till Sunday" "Forget about Sunday, sonny!" "Keep those girls apart." "Propose now!" "I was about to. I'll propose now" "To whom?" "Tara!" "Who else!" "You amaze me" "Amaze you?" "You're king in that department" "Now stop overthinking" "Jitters cannot get in the way of marriage" "Or of having children" "Family life is a haven" "Family life gives us peace." "Wait!" "Take my advice" "You seem edgy today" "Now you see" "She's a nice girl." "You should marry her" "That's if you marry at all" "Something on your mind?" "Making a mistake" "Why?" "You won't be happy with her" "You're lying to yourself" "You know what's worse?" "She won't be happy" "But I'm happy" "You're lying" "How many more lies?" "Well?" "At least I have guts." "You're running away again I didn't run Gayatri, you ran I made a mistake, your turn now." "Then me, then you" "Must we make the same mistake?" "I didn't leave, Gayatri." "You did" "I don't want us to be friends" "Nor have dinner as your sister." "You can be friends, but I can't" "That's the way it is" "I'll call Mr Goel" "No one goes to the bathroom" "Get inside!" "We need two minutes to talk in private" "About what, sir?" "On the lines of your dilemma" "Dilemma?" "I'm here to check the lights" "Of course!" "Another mess!" "Hey you kids." "Come here" "Check all the lights and the bulbs you want" " No trouble at my wedding, sir?" " l won't make trouble for you" "But on the hot water you're brewing?" "No guarantees" "Damn it!" "The kids today lt wasn't me" "I didn't invite her here" "So?" "I couldn't ignore her" "You could have" "What do women see in you?" "Why do they come back?" " l didn't ask her back" " Didn't chase her away either" "I'll get off" "No. lt's all right" "Listen I didn't want to hurt you" "I didn't think  about me" "But you must've thought, how to rely on a marriage-bolter?" "You were kind to me." "You even offered me a cold drink I liked that lt's nothing" "When I'm confused, I have a cold drink." "It's comforting" "You were a lovely bride" "You saw everything" "He didn't run because of me" "Really?" " Not because of me..." " Then why?" "It's Gayatri I really care about" "From the day I first saw her, my bones have trembled" "But whatever happens I can't hurt Tara again" "Why?" "You have to make amends." "You can't always follow the heart" "I didn't tell him to" "I'd die, but wouldn't do that." "I know" "Why see him again?" "You're mad I didn't come after him." "He pursued me" "My wound wasn't healing lf we talked, I thought I'd find some peace" "Have you?" "I'm going home" "Leaving me with a second-hand love?" "Your sacrifice?" "Do I matter?" "It's no sacrifice" "Give me two minutes" "That moment, I shall never forget that moment" "Remembering what happens when falling in love is difficult" "When you fall out of love, you never forget that moment" "As I gave her the cold drink, the feeling vanished I still don't know why it vanished" "After all, if he was with Gayatri or Katrina Kaif made no odds" "Sitting with her in the bus made me want to laugh at us three I was freed" "Honestly?" "I didn't even feel like saying bye" "What difference anyway?" "She isn't back?" "Where is she?" "The air hostess has flown" "Are you done?" "They'll start looking for me soon I must go" "Did you want to say something?" "Speak!" "You go first" "Decide who you'll marry" "Something to say?" "Say it" "Stop beating around the bush" "Now say it" "Your situation is more urgent than mine I think yours is" "Speak up!" "Love you I just love you" "Need hired guests?" "Goel Caterers" "Your family won't come, if the lightman is the groom" "Goel Caterers." "Don't forget" "Go!" "Stay happy" "You've hummed around each other since you met" "Have you nothing to say?" "No" "Yes" "That quagmire of yours no one can survive it" "Your air hostess was wise" "She left just in time." "Or you'd drown her too" "Have you both had enough?" "Any last wishes?" "Listen to your elders sometimes" "Greetings to you!" "Look." "They're getting married" "Make notes. lt'll help you some day and help me" "You go first lt's ok." "You first" "Same thing." "Go on" "Sit down" " A smoke?" " Stop that" "Give" "What are you doing here?" "Where could I go?" "I want to ask you something" "Why did you run, just now?" "Why did you?" "Marriage doesn't suit me" "Not for now" "Why not?" "How can you ask me that?" "I'll tell you why" "Hired wedding guests are the first to spot the pretence" "The groom's pretend mates, pretend joy, fake rituals," "When marriage is a transaction, how to persuade anyone to marry?" "I thought I was the idiot" "Everyone marries so easily so I must have a problem" " Only one?" "You're right" "When I ran without thinking... I ended up at your flat." "Why here?" "Then I understood" "When we lived together it was our choice." "The door was open for us both" "But if the door is closed and I can't leave, I want to run" "So why must we marry?" "We love each other" "Right?" "Well?" "Well!" "What shall we do?" "Don't know." "My head aches I'll make you some tea" "If it's only for today, then let me" "Shall I come back later?" "With my suitcase?" " Hope you didn't see anything" " No" "Well done!" "Kids have their own in-built censor" "When you grow up, you'll get married?" "You will marry, won't you?" "Well?" "Won't you?" "I need the bathroom" "Bloody hell!" "A pull" " DDR Presentation"