"Sold" "Loan" "Pile" "The American Dream." "There's a reason they call it a dream." "Who's there?" "pal." "Foreclosed no!" "I don't have any more money." "My job sucks right now." "Please!" "I'll have more money next month." "Bank" "You can't take my house!" "Is that your signature?" "Loan okay?" "right?" "I mean... wait!" "My dog is in there!" "No!" "Don't take my Dream!" "how did this happen?" "Hartman?" "Is that you?" "Been a long time since the fourth grade." "4th Grade" "Is that a time machine?" "There's no need to concern yourself with my stunning accomplishments." "Best get in." "There's not much time." "I've got to go down to the bank and get my life back." "They took everything." "Woah!" "Bank ain't gonna help you now." "Towel in the trunk." "Extra set of balls." "Put [th]em on." "You're gonna need them." "You're gonna get my Dream back?" "you are." "I'm here to show you how." "Winter of 2006" "Submitted for your approval:" "one First National Bank." "you ask?" "time and irony exist -- don't." "Are you gonna be doing that the whole time?" "Pile." "Exhibit A: those who have come to deposit and safely store their earned monies." "Exhibit B: those who need to borrow said money for purposes unknown." "that's me!" "exhibit C:" "the bank only has so much money in the vault to lend out to people such as you." "that's the guy!" "He took my house!" "Pile." "Space-time continuum -- he can't hear you." "where was I? his bank was out of money." "But he gave me lots of money and charged me a lot of interest. by making debt loans." "Pile." "debt equals money." "the more money they make." "then where did my money come from?" "Pile." "Woah!" "No way!" "and that's nothing." "need some money?" "Bum" "They didn't to that!" "Pile! by selling debt -- even to bad credit risks." "dude." "Loan." "Just sign here." "my gosh!" "they called it free money." "that's exactly what my loan guy told me: free money." "Loan" "But it ain't free." "The worst part was offering money to people who don't even need it " "We own your ass!" "like you." "I didn't need him." "I was happy here." "I didn't need it!" "New Home Magazine New Bank Offers Get Your Dream Home Now!" "Bank Like Family!" "Why is he sad?" "He's making all that money." "Shhh..." "He's thinking." "Now wait for it..." "Now wait for it..." "Bingo. but to make more money they have to lone even more." "More?" "How much money do they need?" "More." "What's that?" "a black horse rideth!" "A credit card." "Refinance Your Home!" "look!" "it's gonna be okay." "Everything's gonna be okay." "What now? we might as well party." "this is awesome." "I needed to get my head clear." "I'm gonna straighten all this out." "I just hope Dream is doing okay." "Ben Bernanke!" "my pretty!" "he is." "I'm sure he is." "you put it on his tab." "Little something for yourself." "Wait." "wait a second Hartman." "I just thought of something. and the bank got it from the Federal Reserve dump trucks..." "Go on then where does the Federal Reserve get their money?" "real nice. why am I wearing a burglar bikini top." "Because no one is allowed inside the Fed -- not the Supreme Court." "Not the Supreme Court?" "Not the Supreme Court." "NBC." "Not even G-o-d." "How come the government isn't allowed inside its own building?" "Government?" "owned by private stockholders." "Do not let the name "Federal" fool you." "This place is about as federal as Federal Express." "A private bank?" "But.." "private?" "Shhh!" "Pile." "Federal Reserve." "First National." "how are you?" "good." "We're running a little low on money." "how much [do] you need?" "how does 20 million sound?" "What?" "will ship it over first thing tomorrow." "he can just call up the Fed and ask for more money and they give him whatever they want?" "the Fed don't give the banks money;" "the Fed loans the banks money." "The banks have to pay it back with interest." "time to go." "wait!" "I still don't understand." "Where does the Fed get their money?" "if they're are private bank." "right?" "so who puts money into the Fed bank?" "United States Mint." "Hi ya Mel." "First National needs another twenty millis." "Ethan." "Gotta keep the money flowing." "you're the Fed." "Whatever you guys say." "by morning!" "But I don't get it." "What's so wrong about the Fed printing money?" "Pile. but now the Fed controls the printing of America's money." "Nobody gets a friggin' dollar that the Fed didn't print." "So? then the government taxes you to pay for it." "Pile!" "I don't see what the big deal is!" "Pile." "Wait a minute." "Wait..." "I am?" "Yeah!" "I forget how effective they are at keeping you ignorant." "I'm not ignorant!" "Pile?" "10th Century people bartered." "Pies" "They traded things they had for things they wanted." "I'll trade you my raspberries for that there pot pie." "I don't want your berries." "Pile!" "They're sweet berries." "and I don't like berries." " Give me that pot pie!" " No!" "this bartering situation created some problems." "a goldsmith walked up and said:" "Gold everybody thinks gold is valuable so why doesn't everybody trade gold for things they need?" "Yeah!" "Price was set for gold and now it was very easy to conduct commerce because people could trade gold for all the things they needed." "look at all my gold!" "stop them!" "That's my gold!" "Damn thieves!" "I've got a vault and some guards." "I can keep your gold safe for you -- for a small fee." "sure." "That would be awesome." "this is how the first bank made money." "Pile." "I owe you 100 gold coins." "Banker's IOU [I owe you] 100 Gold Coins." "great!" "Come back any time and redeem your gold when you want it." "in my vault." "Pile." "this is great!" "It all makes sense." "it was good." "Everybody started using IOUs because everybody knew the IOU was as good as gold." "this candy is really a good price: one IOU." "I'm getting some more for later." "Chocolate $1 wait a minute." "It was just one IOU." "Ten IOUs for chocolate?" "They can't just raise prices like that." "the Candy Man can." "the Candy Man can." "that is just friggin' wrong." "Water 200" "Camels 400" "It makes your IOUs worth less and less" "Wheels 9000 until they are worth nothing." "Less bang for the buck." "Dollar ain't what it used to be." "But I worked hard and I baked all those pot pies." "Now I have to work harder to make less?" "That's not fair!" "you're gonna love the next part." "What's he doing?" "Banker's Chart Gold |" "IOUs" "Pile?" "Normal Speed |" "More IOUs by making more loans?" "he's good." "Banker's Chart Gold |" "IOUs and nobody is the wiser" "Redemptions |" "Loans unless everybody wanted their gold back at the same time." "no." "That's my gold." "Not anymore." "Redemptions" "What are you talking about?" "I'd like to redeem my IOUs please." "Thank you very much." "Out To Lunch" "Hey!" "I want my gold back now!" "Thief!" "Thief!" "Battle of the bank run." "Bringing people together. there ain't no gold to get." "Hartman!" "vengeance will be yours." "Three things in this world you don't do:" "Never mess with another man's woman." "Never mess with another man's ego. you never mess with another man's money." "the man will mess with you." "you hung him?" "we hung him." "We hung him high!" "And do you know why?" "Because he was a thief?" "an evil invention was born." "Man discovered how to turn worthless paper into gold." "House of Rothschild" "Thus was invented the ultimate machine to steal real money and enslave all the nations on earth." "It's alive!" "you're just being dramatic." "I lost my house but..." "What is that." "Explain." "A nuclear power plant?" "hmm." "Produces lots of electricity and little pollution." "An invention for the good of humanity." "but what's this have to do with... 2..." "Holy..." "Atomic energy." "A discovery more powerful than anything man had yet conceived." "It can be used for good or evil." "the goldsmith's discovery has been kept a closely guarded secret." "It was never intended for you to see." "This discovery is called fractional reserved banking." "it's more powerful than the nuclear bomb in its ability to completely and utterly destroy a nation who is subjected to its perversion." "no!" "It is time we stop this evil secret and the men behind it..." "You're being ridiculous." "...before America is destroyed forever." "Pile!" "no." "I just want my dog back." "I give up." "Let them live in chains." "Hartman!" "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." "Thomas Jefferson?" "how do I get him to understand?" "son." "Remain vigilant." "Too many have hidden the truth and the light of our liberty dims with every passing day." "take my horse!" "Show him!" "Wait." "Show me what?" "Where are we going?" "Stallion of Liberty!" "Ride hard the hoary wind!" "where are we?" "Battle of Waterloo." "Hold on!" "We gotta get through!" "A money machine." "There it is!" "is that the same people?" "Rich banker men from Germany flying under the banner of the Red Shield." "They financed both sides of the war." "London Waterloo Barstow" "We must hurry." "the Red Shield courier." "Shoot him!" "No." "I'm not shooting any one." "Pile." "What?" "He beat everyone back with the news of the war and told England that Napoleon won." "The Red Shield bankers of London pretended that England was doomed" "London Stock Exchange" "End of the World Stock Sale!" "and started selling their English stocks." "The English went into a selling frenzy to get rid of worthless English money." "right?" "Of course they won." "But it was a trick by Red Shield." "London Stock Exchange" "They waited until the stocks plummeted to pennies and then bought England back for nearly nothing." "England Sold" "What?" "They did that?" "How? they had no choice but to give themselves over to the Red Shield." "Their money was gone and they were slaves to the Red Shield war debt." "Since that time the English have been paying their national taxes directly to the Red Shield private bankers." "The people have no idea. laughing at us all the way to the bank." "Buckingham Palace." "Nathan Rothschild" "Why it's the best business I've ever done." "I care not who makes its laws." "is this what Jefferson wanted to show me?" "Pile." "Look." "They're in America too? seeking a way to conquer our American Dream." "Pile." "The dream of free men." "They tried to take over our country many times and failed because Jefferson and the patriots vowed to stop the evil tyrants at all costs." "By authority of eternal God he would not let the bankers win here." "Continental Congress" "To preserve our independence we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt." "Thomas Jefferson actually said this..." "We must make our choice between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude." "Wow. and public debt is the greatest of the dangers to be feared." "It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes." "We must have a central bank to secure this country's finances!" "Banking he actually said this. the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the very continent their fathers conquered." "you're mad!" "This country will have a central bank." "Who's that?" "America's first Secretary of Treasury." "Alexander Hamilton." "Not for long." "Thomas Jefferson's Vice President." "They didn't take too kindly to our first Sec[retary of] Treasury." "Burr." "The first attempt at a central bank only lasted 20 years and was shut down." "President Andrew Jackson." "Harper's Magazine The Bank War" "You are a den of vipers and thieves." "I intend to rout you out and by the eternal God I will rout you out." "Jackson finally defeated the bank in 1836." "I killed the bank." "And those were his last words:" "I killed the bank. our country experienced the greatest boom in any nation's history." "Pile. were concocting their most ambitious plan yet:" "to once and for all take control of the finances of the United States." "a secret meeting was held in the J.P. Morgan estate on Jekyll Island of the coast of Georgia. that the 10 attendees used code names." "J.P. Morgan code name:" "Hula Girl so I should be the one to run the super secret central bank." "I own all the oil in America." "J.D. Rockefeller code name:" "Lube Job" "I'm clearly richer than you will ever be Hula Girl." "I should run the super secret central bank" "Lube Job." "I shall run the secret bank." "Silence!" "I didn't know you were gonna be here." "Supreme Master Leader (Name withheld for scary security reasons) dumb ass." "right." "He's so smart!" "None of you shall run the bank." "We have failed in the past because of openness." "This time the key to success is secrecy." "The people must believe that they run the bank." "brilliant!" "A sneak attack." "What's the plan?" "then we show them the solution. we will have our central bank." "And so the people think it is theirs." "the Federal Reserve. when most of our Congress were at home eating fruit cake these bastards " " I mean bankers -- presented their treasonous act to their newly elected accomplice who had fortuitously already agreed to sign it before he was even elected." "Federal Reserve Act The 16th Amendment to the Constitution of The United States " " IRS" "Wait." "The IRS?" "I thought we always had the IRS." "Pile." "They did this to us too." "The Fed now has the exclusive power to print America's money. printing more and more so each dollar they print becomes worth less than the one before." "Merry Christmas." "What in the hell is that?" "is how our government now must pay back these debts to the Fed." "Your taxes do not go to your government." "They don't?" "Hmm." "It's the greatest theft in human history." "I don't see how it affects me at all." "none of this would have happened." "Hartman?" "what are we doing here?" "a little bit of shopping." "hold this." "Gallon of gas: 23 cents." "Postage stamp: 3 cents." "Ounce of gold: 35 dollars." "Hot baby: priceless." "Best be getting back." "man!" "was that Michael J.... he'll be fine." "000 Everything Must Go!" "would you agree that you have the same exact things that you had in 1955?" "one ounce of gold and one home." "we just made a lot of money." "Hey!" "Gotta pay your taxes." "Then it's nice to have made all that money." "that isn't fair!" "Now I actually have less money." "I can't even go buy the things I just sold." "Pile." "they are taxing their inflation." "You are no richer than you were in 1955." "does that sound fair or American to you?" "who doesn't hate taxes?" "I hate the IRS anyway." "the more of your money they take." "It's thievery." "you are paying taxes on the same and now you have less." "They take our property away right in front of our eyes just like Thomas Jefferson said they would." "What's that?" "They found us!" "my sword!" "What sword?" "We don't need your banking machine!" "dammit!" "Die!" "Bernanke bogie on my nine!" "Take him at his knees!" "For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence." "What's happening?" "Where am I?" "Pile." "But you are afraid." "what does this have to do with my house and my dog?" "that's enough." "I want to go home now." "This is the last president to stand up to the Fed." "You must see." "President Kennedy signed Executive Order 11110." "This executive order empowered the U.S. Treasury to issue real money without the Fed." "It would have worked." "Kennedy's plan to dismantle the Federal Reserve machine had begun." "John F. Kennedy went to Dallas and never returned." "No way." "No way they can do that." "threw out Kennedy's order." "no president has dared confront the secret powers behind the Federal Reserve. decimating our nation's wealth for the benefit of a few." "Why?" "Why do this?" "If they hurt us it hurts the global bankers too." "they are protected!" "They are too big to fail." "But I'm not." "Those sons of bitches!" "sons of bitches all. but we were determined. but their hubris made them weak -- not like this band of immortals we have assembled." "We have come to take back our..." "If Lost Call Hartman." "is that...?" "My dog." "sh..." "Then the inevitable." "The money kings could ignore us no longer. to bring about our submission:" "Hank Paulson." "this is blasphemy." "We own the corners of the earth." "It is futile to challenge us. that of a predator taking in the scent of its prey:" "the look of a free man." "father than most." "Be smart now; join us." "everything you want." "You can be one of us if you will kneel." "Madman!" "You're a madman!" "We're offering you everything!" "What do you think this is?" "This...is..." "America!" "The End" "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither." "Ben Franklin"