"Chinese Martial Arts have 18 different weapons" "Divided into 9 long and 9 short ones" "The long ones are spear" "Ghick" "Long Stick" "Hunting Fork" "Ghort" "Shork" "Dong" "Par" "Short Stick" "9 short ones are" "Steel knife" "Sword" "Stick" "Axe" "Whip" "Kun" "Hammer" "Claw" "Hook" "Steel knife is the king of the sword ones" "But steel knife is the short one" "It's more risky to use it" "When it fight with a long weapon" "It has a disadvantage by it length" "So better use it at a close range combat" "And to use it with courage and guts" "That's the only way to survive" "So it's called "Peadly Knife"" "Spear is the king" "Of the long weapons" "But the vital part is only at its point" "So it's better to fight at a long range" "And to use it only to kill" "To use it only dead" "So it's called Life Taking Spear" "Dog face, someone sent us this today" "I think it's most suitable for you" "You are quite a smart guy" "You should know I'm King of the Swordsmen" "Don't misunderstand me," "It's for your burring wood" "That's too bad, let me hang it up" "Let me remind you" "If you hang it up" "Then I'll have a busy day" "You will be very busy" "What a nice piece" "King of the swordsmen?" "Very good indeed" "Not yet" "Who do you think I'm" "How can I know" "I'm Pai Chiang" "Since you're King of the Swordsmen" "I just want to have a try" "No, You're wrong" "I'm just a blacksmith" "But they said he lives here" "So your want him" "I go call him" "Wait here" "I'll be right back" "Where's your" "King of the Swordsmen?" "What do you want from him" "Everyone says he's invincible" "I want him to try my kung fu" "How about you win" "Then I'll be famous myancestorswillbehonouredtoo" "Good guy, a good example for every young man" "Do you know words?" "A little" "Good, look what's writing on it?" "King of swordsmen" "What does that guy look like?" "Just like real" "Then what are you waiting for?" "What are you doing cutting the grass" "Furthermore, that guy has a big mouth" "Be careful, don't listen to him" "I'm not coming to listen to his talk" "You are..." "Son of the bitch, I came to bite you" "I'm..." "I don't care who you are" "Dame it shut up  fight" "Let go." "I wouldn't" "Let go Why" "You don't let go no" "Then I will" "You cut the grass for me" "I'll cut your head too" "I want to kill you" "Why do you take my knife" "I want to know whether it is heavy" "Give you back" "Dog face, is my sword ready?" "Yes, Let me have a try" "Not bad" "Who are you" "Whom are you looking" "King of the Swordsmen?" "Why's him" "King of the Swordsmen" "Don't go" "You wait here, don't go" "What do you want" "Stay here, I'll call my brother" "I have been working on your sword all day" "It is tomorrow." "What 14-Jul" "Yes, I've nearly forgotten about it" "Why do you choose the ghost festival" "You want to show it before the ghosts" "Let me tell you the reason" "If we get killed, there'll be ingots everywhere" "And we'll be rich ghosts" "Sir, this way please" "No loyalty, no filial love Kill" "No humanity, no righteousness Kill" "From 8 to 80 Kill" "Big or little ." "Kill them all" "Don't let them escape" "Mr. Mei, I want you to kill a man" "Of course you want me to kill a man and not chickens" "But..." "There's enough." "Money" "200 taels, I'll pay you the other half" "Afterwards" "Who's he" "He's "King of the Swears"" "Just inside" "You want to trap me?" "Stupid" "Here's 100 taels of silver" "Your half reward" "You hire me to kill you" "If you win the money will be yours" "I only fight to kill" "Not to win" "Good" "Well , feel tired so soon" "You don't even worth 5 taels now" "You don't even worth 1 taels now" "You wonna go, you haven't kill me yet" "I'll send my son to kill you if I have one" "Good guy, take this rubbish with you" "Mr. Mei, what do you think" "Your poverty Spear is really invincible" "Keep your words after" "I've killed the old guy" "That's right" "You old good -for- nothing" "Old naughty guy, what new strikes have you invented" "Potato, tell him" "The Poverty Spear" "We've a match every year for 15 years" "Each year, you've new strikes but the result is always ..." "Always what?" "An even fight" "The Humpback" "spear Steel knife" "You are good, I'm even better" "Someone has lost his eye-bows" "But you've lost your beard too" "Are you ready?" "Time's up" "Can you wait for a bit longer?" "Time's up now, and it's a draw again" "If I have more time" "I would have kill you" "Nonsense, if I've more time," "I would have killed" "Affection" "No, it's sympathy" "If I have no sympathy" "And your partner" "I would have killed you" "It sounds quite good" "Sounds nice?" "I'm not a bird" "I'll skin you if you were bird" "I will eat your guts if I'm a bird" "Well" "Let's each have a student" "Teach them our Kungfu" "And let them fight on our behalf" "That's reasonable because we are friends" "And our fights will have no result" "But they're different, they don't know each other" "Good, let's wait for 10 years" "Same time same place, 10 years later" "It's a deal" "Orange..." "Sir..." "Have some oranges" "I come here to collect the protection fee" "What protection fee?" "For protecting your stall 1 tao a day" "So that no one will dare to disturb you" "I am here for these years" "No one has over disturbed me" "Now it's different" "Really, I don't believe" "Yes" "All gone" "Cannot find" "Let me help you, please don't" "I have to do my business" "I'll pay you, I beg you" "You got it?" "I beg you" "I've found it, is it this one?" "No, try again" "Please don't" "I beg you" "You better beg me" "You aren't the temple" "Even the temple needs out protection" "The stall outside..." "Alright, I ..." "I'll give.." "Bastard, How can you assault an old lady" "I hate this most" "I'm now protecting you" "Pay whatever we ask" "Your are very proud" "Do you know my rules?" "What" "Pay whatever we ask" "Then see which one of us is the superior" "Guess where it is?" "Here?" "No, it' over there" "No" "Where?" "It's here" "Your knife can only cut a melon" "No people" "That's none of your business, old man" "How dare you curse me." "My god" "Go away, you trouble maker" "I'll die, all are inside" "Old man." "I've pierced in completely" "Yes, but in the wrong place" "Brother" "I..." "I must die, all are inside" "It's alright" "every part of the body is a sword" "You knife is very sharp" "I've saved you" "Who need your help." "I'll kill him" "I have saved you again" "You have spoiled my water melon" "Kill... ." "Kill him" "I kill him" "Kill this side and then the others" "All inside, beat" "I beat" "Don't kill me..." "I dare not" "Don't kill me" "I won't kill you" "I have saved you this time" "And I don't owe you anything" "Brother..." "Why are you be so careless" "I dare not do it again" "Next time, you have to be careful" "Brother" "What are you waiting for?" "Run" "Run, hurry" "Or I'll kill you too" "You've got guts" "How about to be my student?" "Why" "Because I've saved you" "And you owed me something" "I saved you too" "You've forgotten you own me your life" "I never helped others" "And I don't need other's help" "You have not family education" "That's right," "My parents died when I was born" "Be careful that you'll have on son" "I haven't try it yet" "So you are a virgin" "So what?" "That's fine, then I must take you as student" "Why" "Because you've no parents, no affection no son" "Righteousness  mercy," "That's the most suitable for my Kung fu" "Old guy, I've a nice home  a shop here" "Why should I be your student" "You better leave or I'll kill you" "Alright, I'll go..." "My house ... my home...on fire" "On fire ... help..." "Help..." "May I help you Thanks" "You set the fire?" "How can you scold me?" "I just want to help you" "Put out the fire" "You've a sweat home now" "Fire, put out the fire" "Quick, put out the fire" "Put out the fire, hurry" "Put out the fire, hurry" "My shop is burnt too..." "Old man, I must kill you" "I have to put out the fire" "I must kill you, old guy" "Go to help him." "That guy is mad" "He wants to kill, help" "Ancestors, please give us a good harvest" "Please" "Knee down before your ancestors" "And call me Master" "Master, after I've cut your feet" "You still want to be my Master" "My mad kid, what are you doing?" "He want to destroy your ancestral temple" "That's not mine" "Not yours, then I'll destroy yours" "Fine" "Mad kid, are your crazy" "Ridiculous" "He has destroyed your ancestral temple" "Not me." "It's him" "Good-bye" "Don't run...catch him" "I haven't offended that old guy but he turned me into an enemy of the village" "How can I stay there?" "There's only one way to go" "To be my student or" "To be a beggar" "I would rather be a beggar" "But you've broken it" "But I will never be your student" "Why" "I'll not admit my failure before others" "Then you're even more suitable to be my student" "Are you very angry and want to kill me" "Yes" "But you can't" "Beat me" "How can you kill me?" "You have to learn from me" "If you want to kill me" "That's not enough, you got to pray for me" "So that I'll live longer than you" "Otherwise" "You don't have the chance to kill me" "It's alright" "I'll learn from you  kill you" "That's right" "Come with me" "Anybody..." "Coming" "Come over here, hurry" "Coming" "Fatty, you're very accurate" "Of course, everyone in the village" "Knows I am the best" "Can you do it again" "That's easy, watch" "Left, left, Right, right" "To the front, to the back" "Convinced?" "Potato Yes" "Take me the spear Yes" "What are you doing, to rob my boat" "Fatty, can you hit my spear's tip?" "How about if I can" "It's yours if you can make it" "That's a deal" "Come on" "You can only hit a stationary target" "But if it's movable, then you fail" "I hit, I made it" "What a smart boy" "I'm smart" "This old man is even better" "Potato" "Fatty, you want to turn me into an eunuch" "But my master is more accurate than you" "He's lucky only" "Let him try me" "Ok come on, hit me" "If I can learn the old man's Kung Fu" "I'll be a great guy when I return" "He's quite smart" "It's not bad to take him as student" "But I'm afraid that" "He may not work hard" "Sure, I should let him suffer first" "In order to let him know it's not so simple" "Old..." "What?" "Old hero" "Can you take me as your student?" "No." "Why?" "Because I've never had a student before" "Furthermore, you're not qualified for it yet" "How can I be qualified then" "Tell him, Potato Yes" "To learn my Poverty Spear" "You should be helpless" "Choiceless, jobless" "Fierce and ruthless" "Yes, I got all of them" "You're so fat" "How can you be helpless" "That's true" "My parents died when I was young" "And I was nearly drawn too" "Am I helpless then?" "But you still have a boat" "The boat?" "I got nothing now" "How can we go further" "Master, I got no choice now" "Please take me" "My master don't want you" "Please go away" "You better go" "You cheated me" "I've got nothing left now" "And you turned me down" "I'm provoked now" "I must beat you" "How dare you?" "Find yourself a mirror" "And look at your face" "You look very fierce indeed" "Master, right?" "Not only that" "I'm ruthless too" "Master, he got all 5 now." "Master" "Master, he said he'll carry it" "Master, please" "But you got to learn" "How to hold a sword first" "Where's the sword" "Not yet, try this first" "Everyone knows how to hold a bird" "Hit me with the Bird" "Look, you have killed it" "You used too much force" "Come on, try again" "You'll kill it if you hold it too strong" "But if you'll too light, it'll fly away" "It's the same for holding a sword" "That's different" "Try it then if you don't believe" "Too much force makes you clumsy" "Watch me" "Only in this way you can move it freely" "Again." "Yes." "Fantastic!" "Good" "That's ingenious!" "Yes ...good" "Good, exactly" "Watch me" "Master, I know this strikes already" "Show me then." "Yes" "To the front, to the back, I'm an expert" "Row and row" "Master, is it like this" "What a stupid guy, go back to your boat" "What's wrong, Master" "You're always thinking of rowing a boat" "How can you learn the spear technique" "I won't do it again" "You still got to learn hard" "Yes, I'll practice hard" "Until I can kill you" "That's good, boy" "Master, am I alright" "You still got a long way to go" "You're not doing" "A Desperate Sword" "I haven't done wrong" "You have made a serious mistake" "Yes, you took out your sword before you attack" "Then I'll know whether your sword is thin or thick, long or short" "How about if you see it?" "That's it, before you attack me" "I know your movement already" "If it's thin, you'll move lightly" "If it's thick, you'll chop me hard" "If it's long, you'll fight at a distance" "If it's short, you'll stay closer" "You understand No" "Oh shit" "You idiot" "Look clearly before you attack" "Master, I've find it out" "Let's talk inside" "Master, don't worry" "The old guy has taken a student" "He's got your size, but he's too bad" "How bad he is" "He's short  skinny" "And... not a bit like you" "Really?" "Furthermore" "He's very stupid" "We surely win this time" "Really?" "At least Ah-yao knows our "deadly spear" technique" "What's the "deadly spear" technique?" "When you fight, you want your enemy alive or dead" "Of course dead, when he try to cut me" "I'll pierce him with the spear" "Which part of his body?" "The vital part of course" "What's the name of this strike?" "The deadly spear" "Marvelous" "I got it Master" "What are you doing?" "You want to hit me by surprise" "Alright, stop." "Go to hell" "You couldn't even touch me at this moment" "Just keep on practicing" "Master" "Ah-yao, you're almost learnt all my technique" "Thanks for your teaching" "What are you doing?" "You've learnt everything from me" "But lack of experience" "If I stay here" "You'll kill me someday" "Old man, where else can you go?" "Where are you going now?" "I got a god son" "That is, your god brother" "Where is he?" "I can't tell you" "He must be an unknown person" "Hiding somewhere" "You're wrong, he's an expert with the spear" "Everyone knows he's" "King of the Spear's" "King of the Spear's Shit, talk too much" "Alright, let me get rid of" "That guy first" "You can't go, you mustn't go" "If you go, I'll be no successor" "He has fallen into my tricks" "Ah-yao, go  challenge" "King of the Swordsmen's" "If you beat him, you'll be famous" "But I have to give you another name" "You'll be "King of the Spear's"" "Waiter, a pot of tea" "Yes" "Come  have a look at that girl" "Girl?" "Where?" "There" "Miss" "Orange Yes" "Looking at her face" "Is like looking at her ass" "It must be Ah-yao" "What Ah-yao?" "Every girl living on a boat is called Ah-yao" "You can just call her Ah-yao" "Ah-yao" "Ah-yao" "You scared me" "I don't want it" "Go to hell" "You scolded me?" "Please don't angry" "How dare you" "Everyone knows" "My master is Mr. Rocking" "Mr. Rocking" "You go, I'll chase!" "Chase" "Waiter" "Yes, Sir" "Give me one of this" "This... this isn't" "Can't you read." "Hurry" "Ah-yao" "She despise me" "I know you're hiding there" "You'll have to suffer" "If I find you" "Watch out" "Who are you?" "I'm Ah-yao" "Ah-yao" "Well, why's there everybody living in a boat" "There's a Ah-yao and here is a Ah-yao" "Ah-yao  Ah-yao" "Scared?" "The fat one is for you" "The thin one will be left for me" "You'll go" "Me?" "Yes, You" "Not me." "You have to." "Go" "I've told you I can't" "Then I've to handle both of them" "I shake" "I shake... .shake to the left" "Shake ... .I shake..." "Let me join you" "Come on" "You fatty" "Are you full now?" "Yes" "Yes" "You have eaten too much" "You feel better" "Still too much" "Better" "How do you feel?" "Enough..." "I feel sick" "What would you like to eat?" "Just anything except eggs" "What are you doing?" "Sir" "Nothing" "Waiter, a pot of tea please" "Yes, tea is coming" "I want tea, not a urine pot" "He told me to give you this" "He said you piss all the time" "Go..." "Master says open the ball" "If you're disposed" "Beware of the spy behind you" "Good guy" "You've discovered my identity" "Let's fight." "What for?" "Don't pretend" "If anyone recognises me" "Either he or me have to die" "I'm Urine Pot The Hero" "You play the spear quite well" "Thanks, I know there's one man who's" "Even better" "I'm now going to challenge him" "Who is he?" "The King of Spear" "It is him" "You want to challenge him too?" "You are the third if you do" "Why?" "Everyone knows he's going to fight" "King of the Swordsman" "I'm already the second one, let's go" "Go" "Young master, is it him?" "No" "Ah-yao is not like this" "Ah-yao" "Old man, help me" "Mr. Rocking, what's happened..." "Where's that Ah-yao beaten by me?" "Where has he gone?" "He is not here" "Where is he?" "At the inn" "Inn?" "Go" "You know it or you are scared" "Scare what?" "He's the King of the Spears" "King of the Spears" "What are you waiting for?" "Chase" "Waiter." "Yes, sir" "Anyone here called King of the Swordsmen?" "Yes, he called himself the King" "Who is he?" "He's one of Mr. Rocking's guards" "What's his name?" "He's Wu Li Single sword" "Wu Li Single-sword" "He has another man Lu, he uses a spear" "Tiger spear?" "Exactly, everyone here knows" "When they combine together" "They're invincible" "Or how can our Mr. Rocking" "Be so fierce  proud in this area" "Then you should be beaten" "Sir, it's not me" "I'm innocent" "Smell of roasted duck" "It's your feet" "Sorry, it's painful" "That damn fat guy" "Oh my god" "Fight" "Where do you find them" "From the opera" "They start practicing Kungfu When they were young" "Fantastic" "Wu Li Single-sword" "Tiger spear?" "Don't bow." "Come up" "How dare fooling me." "Who are you?" "He's the King of the Swordsman" "Who are you then?" "King of the Spears, Lu Hu" "Tiger spear?" "Run now if you are afraid" "Everything is started by you" "You trouble maker" "Yes, so what" "Thanks" "Shows you spears" "Quite good looking, watch me" "See my single sword" "Don't run" "It's painful" "You've done everything except the good things" "How dare?" "How dare you?" "I dare not" "What are you calling?" "Nothing" "You calling me again?" "No" "Look at me" "Yes, keep an eye on him" "Keep an eye on him" "The opera is finished" "Don't mention Ah-Yao" "Master has over-estimated him" "He laid down" "Before I used the spear" "Not him, the real one is outside" "Really" "He's finished so quick" "He cannot oppress others anymore" "Is it true?" "Speak" "My..." "So the King of Spear is so useless" "What did you say?" "Who are you?" "You are the man I'm looking for" "How about it" "Let's fight, then" "Hold it" "Tomorrow is 14th July" "I fight at any time I like" "Me too" "But not here, come with me" "Go" "Ready?" "You are..." "Who's their master?" "They're Naughty Old Man  Crazy Old Man" "That's why they fight just like them" "That's enough, taken them back" "Those two old guys'll come to save them" "Kid be smart" "Tell me where those two kinds are" "Speak, speak" "Speak... speak, you're a dumb" "You want me to talk but he doesn't" "What can I do" "You damned" "Fainted so easily" "You come to rescue your student" "No, my spear" "He has taken my spear" "I want it back" "That's an old trick" "And you?" "What a coincidence, I come to get my sword" "Old trick" "Come with me" "It's dark here, you're too old" "Follow me" "Are you Wang Lu-kiu?" "No, I'm Hsiao Pa-tien now" "I was beaten by you 15 years ago" "And I was forced to retire" "I swore" "I must resume my fame" "Thanks God you're still alive" "Hell doesn't accept me  neither heaven does" "How can we die" "Who are those 4 monsters?" "They're especially trained to deal with you" "They are Tien, Hsia, Wu, Ti" "Tien is flying in the sky, Hsia is killing without mercy" "Wu is waves roaring at sea Ti will destroy the enemy completely" "A cloud in the sky, 4 idiots on earth" "Just like pigs, can't distinguish the good and bad" "All the 4 of them will be rested in peace" "Nonsense" "Please do" "Old guy" "I'm nearly suffocated" "I must kill you" "Stop , this is mine" "Old guy" "You didn't let me breathe" "And now, you couldn't breath" "Old guy, finished" "It's useless now" "Exhausted?" "You're too old" "I was inferior to both of you in the past" "But now" "I can beat you all together" "All together?" "Right, I can handle you by myself" "Don't always pretend" "Pretending to be fat?" "I'm always so fat" "Yes, fat  stupid" "Let me handle him" "Your spear is useless" "You better use it for mixing the excretory" "What so funny?" "Cut me if you want to" "Come on I chop" "I almost kill him." "I ..." "You can't make it" "Let me do it" "At lease my blood is more concentrated" "Go away, let me do it" "Old guy, I'm hurt only slightly" "But you'll be dead if you got kicked" "Alright, you better join up  fight" "Join force?" "No need" "No need to fight you" "I will kill you by myself" "Go to save your student" "And save mine too" "Master" "You useless guy got caught so easily" "Look at me, I'm quite okay" "Potato was right" "His student is small  skinny" "Not a bit like me" "I'm so handsome" "Master, I'm better" "Better than nothing" "Open it yourself  release that kid too" "What are you waiting for?" "I come to help you" "Let me tell you, you bring him here" "You bring down the trouble" "You better joint together" "Or you'll be finished very soon" "Shut up, let me kill him" "Well, you still want to help" "Those 2 old guys have made us suffered a lot" "But Master is very nice to me" "Then why do they want us to fight each other?" "You master... he should be killed" "Run now, I can't beat him" "Master..." "You call me Master at last" "Master..." "I'll kill him" "Master Run" "Master Go..." "It's alright, I'm still alive..." "What are you waiting for?" "Master go..." "You go" "Master" "You died before me" "I haven't" "Where are you going?" "I'm going to find Hsiao Pa-tien" "You're going like that?" "What's wrong?" "One by one?" "Even our Masters can't beat him" "How can you beat him?" "Go back to your boat if you're afraid" "Hsiao Pa-tien is very fierce" "If your Master has held it with his spear" "My Master would have cut him into pieces" "It's faster to row a boat with 2 man than" "I want to play too" "I've got another" "Those 2 kids have returned" "You guys just fear nothing" "It's quite alright to fear nothing" "But you must be very careful" "Or you'll be dead" "Why do you carry no weapons?" "Yes, the shapeless sword" "The hand spear, it can swing" "Swing?" "See how you can swing" "Hold it, come with me if you dare" "You can't run?" "Yes, how about it?" "Watch my hand spear" "Fierce enough?" "Watch my shapeless sword" "I'm sorry" "You vomit blood on me" "We should now fulfill" "Our Masters' wish" "Right" "We've committed the same mistake our Master did" "I would have killed you" "If I don't know you" "Well, which one of us" "Who can put his weapon into his Master's tomb will be the winner, alright?" "This..." "Put your weapon into the grave" "Ok" "I surely lose, master, lose..." "I'm not lost, even..." "I've insert in" "Before you fell down" "What are you saying?" "Before you do" "I first..." "So neither the sword or the spear" "Is the King of the weapon?" "It's human's affection which is invincible"