"Lemme hear some love!" "No?" "Oh, typical." "I'll just get on with the story." "Many years ago, there was a great and powerful kingdom." "With a king who wanted to be even greater and more powerful." "One day he sat next to his Queen and his Prince, thinking of ways to become the most powerful man in the world." "And, well, that's when all the trouble started." "Huh?" "Wow!" "Whoo!" "All right, let's go, everyone!" "Whoo!" "Hey, everyone." "Ah!" "No, no." "All right." "That's enough." "Um, ouch!" "Seriously!" "Come on!" "Like to speak." "Hi, Rok." "What's up, Wingman!" "What's the word?" " Bird?" " Bird is the word." " See ya!" " All right." "Rok's the best." "He's like the bravest toughest elephant ever." "But with that sensitive boy band," ""I've got you girl" side too." "No surprise he's married to the most beautiful female in the whole kingdom." "All that and he's the only one around here who ever remembers my name." "Hmm?" " I got you, girl." " Let me go, now!" "Sounds good!" " I'm so excited!" " Oh, Rok!" "Rok, baby, I've got some really big news to tell you." "I think it's going to be really exciting and..." "Here." "Wait..." "No..." "You again?" "Stay back, stay back." "I got this." "Beautiful family." "Take care of them." "Huh?" "Melody, honey, wait up." "I know it's not easy with Rok always at work." "Melody?" "!" "Melody!" "Come on, girl!" "Don't get your trunk in a knot." "I'll do what I want with my trunk." "Whatever's wrong, you know I got you, dear." " I know, you "got me."" " Hmm?" "You got everybody." "You gotta a lotta nerve." "That's what you got." "Look, I don't have time for this." "I have a battle coming up." "There's always a battle!" "Always." "When do we have time to be a family, Rok?" "Well, you know, other than the other night." "Ah, yes." "I hear what you're saying." "Do you?" "!" "Cuz I've been tryin to tell you something huge for weeks!" "Something really big." "Big-big, huge-big." "How big?" "Yeah, Rok, that big." "What I'm trying to tell you is, you're gonna be a dad." "A... a father?" "Me?" "!" "I, I, can't believe it!" "How long have you known?" "!" "Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" "!" "Cuz that was like exactly my whole point!" "You're always at work." "I shoulda married a circus elephant, they're always around." "No, never." "Circus elephants?" "Big clowns." "Not for someone like you." " Look, I've got some comp time coming up." " Just..." "And some sick days, too." "I'll tell you what, that'll give us time to raise the baby together." "Hmm?" " I'd really like that, Rok." " Me, too." "You're my girl." "You know?" "Yeah..." "Rok!" "Rok!" "Did you hear the news?" "!" "The King." "He made a law." "No more families." "Now hold on." "What are you blabbering on about?" "He says families take too much time." "He wants everyone to focus on taking over the world." "Poppycock!" "His invasion schedule's completely unreasonable as it is!" " Now he says no families?" "!" " Yeah." "There's gotta be a way around this." "Lots of families are hiding in the jungle, so they can still live the way they always have." " I can't hide!" " Why?" " I'm the General's elephant." " That's true." "Nanna can take Melody, until I figure something out." "OK." " You've got to promise me..." " I promise." "...you'll watch over them till I fix this." " All right." " Promise me." " I just did!" " Get it, got it, good." " That's an order." " So aggressive." "Darling... you know I love you." "I love you, too." "But I know I could never ask you to hide." "Don't worry, darling." "I got this!" "Rok." "She knows you'll do everything you can." " Mother, I can't go AWOL." " I know your sense of honor." "Yeah." "You're the best son a mother could've asked for." " 'Tis true." "You will." " You'll find a way." "In the meantime, Melody's got me and Wingnut here." "Uh, my name's actually Wingman." "So rude." "I know your name." "All the elephants love you." "Talk to them, Rok." "Maybe humans are OK without families." "But for elephants, families are the most important thing in the world." " And birds." " Love you, Mom." "See you soon." " Let's go, Ring Ding." " It's Wingman, Wing... man." "At ease." "The King's law is clear, no more family activities." "No playtime and no hugs." "Excuse me, sir." "Also no family dinners, no bedtime stories, no vacations and no parks." "At your command General, we'll find anyone who disobeys, and throw them in the King's dungeon." "We are men of duty and honor." "We must put our honor before everything else." "Even before love." "Bring out the new elephant trainers!" "Let's go!" "Move!" "Get in line!" "Whatever happens, we stick together." "Oh, yeah." "OK, you go first." "No!" "The elephants are angry." "Family life is very important to the elephant kind." "But soon they won't remember." "Yes, without families distracting them they'll be the most fearless battle beasts ever." "You'll have your wish, Your Majesty." "When my magic potion is complete, no elephant will remember they ever had a family." "Powers that be, this wizard conspires." "To scare the air and tire the fire." "Powers of evil, spite and wrong." "Listen to my sinister song." "Memories, families stem those seas forever!" "Forget them elephant!" "Forget!" "Forget your brothers, sisters and mothers." "Fathers and sons, and daughters be gone!" "Run from the ugly monster!" " It's terrible!" " Disgusting!" " Horrible!" " Hideous!" "All right, guys, I'm not that bad lookin." "Wait up, kids." "Remember me?" "The youthful Wingman?" "The bird who always stops by?" "No?" "Typical." "You elephants don't stand a chance against Banjo." "Which tree they be hiding behind?" "Here we go..." "Mm-hmm..." "leaf here, no!" "There he is!" "Hmm?" "Here we go." "I'm gonna sneak up behind them." "Check this out." "Hey!" "Don't cry." "No, no, no need to cry." "Come on, guys." "I don't smell!" "Do too, smellephant!" " Who's your daddy?" " Magic!" "Mojo!" "Come on!" " Slay the smellephant!" " You smell." " P-U, he smells." " Come on." "Anyone?" "Someone?" "Help." "If I didn't promise Rok I'd watch over you kids..." "Sometimes it feels like we're a family." "I know." "But we're not a real family." "Just friends." "Lookin' out for each other." "Mojo, Magic, lunch time." "Here we go... hey!" "Come on, you orphan kids." "Come join us, too." "Huh?" "Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me!" "Come here, my little troublemakers." "Wait!" "Wait up for me!" "Typical." "I heard Rok's doing well." "At least that's what that bird Chicken Wing says." " You're eatin too fast!" " You're not my dad!" " Don't talk back!" " Gimme that!" "Now, now, Tiptoe." "Banjo's just tryin' to help." "You orphan kids need to have each other's backs." "They need the Heimlich!" "I'm OK!" "That was really sweet of you." "You can have mine." "Thanks, my kinda-sorta brother." "You're beautiful babies." "Don't you worry, honey." "You'll all be together before long." "Hey, it's me!" "OK, so I finally got outta the tree, thanks fer nothin, guys." " Shoo!" " Seriously?" "You don't recognize me?" "I have distinguishing marks!" "Oh, Rok, where are you?" "Rok!" "There you are!" "Melody and the twins are doing great!" "Quiet!" "Someone could hear you." "Sorry, Rok." "The king's spies are everywhere." "We can't be taking any chances." "Well, Mojo and Magic are great and Melody and your mom." "Did you get me a picture?" "I'm dying to see what they look like." "Yes." "Yes, right here!" "I'm not a very good artist, but I did the best I could." "Mmm..." "As you can see, the twins are elephants, with trunks and, uh, round bodies and pretty much all the right parts." "It's not all totally perfect, but, what do you think?" "Hey?" "They're beautiful." "Tell Melody I miss her, and I cannot wait to meet them." "And I'll be with them all soon." "Got it." "Wow, you are looking healthy." "Do they feed you well here?" "Since the time you've outlawed families, we've taken over four countries and an incorporated village, sir." "I want the whole world by next year." "I'm told rebels are still living as families deep in the jungle." "We'll find them, Your Majesty." "And make examples of those who would disobey the king." "No one disobeys me!" "When I'm done the word "family" will have no meaning!" "Oh, sleep tight, babies." "What was that?" "Stay here." "I'll check." "Don't make a sound." "Huh?" "!" "Never... do that... again!" "Banjo, you should know better!" "Come on, you gotta set the right example." "He sets an example of smelling." " And they're learning fast." " He meant you smelly!" " He meant you, too!" " All right, enough." "It'll be morning soon." "Go on now, back to sleep, the lot of you." "I'm just glad it wasn't real trouble." "She's right, everyone back to bed." "We got her pretty good though, huh?" "Yeah, we did." "She looked like she was gonna pee her pants!" " Oh, yeah." " Yeah!" "We made her hafta pee we made her hafta wee, and that was just a start next time we'll make her..." " Hey, guys?" "Cut it out." " Yeah, that song was good." "I thought I heard Bedbug." " Huh?" " Help!" " Help me!" "Help!" " Come on!" "We gotta help her!" "Run for you life!" "Where do you think you're going?" "Leave here alone!" "You're all under arrest!" "My name is Wingman I'm a bird who can sing, man." "No!" "They've been found!" " Melody, wake up!" " What's happening?" "The King's soldiers, they found us!" "Take the twins and run!" "Mojo!" "Magic!" "Wake up!" "We hafta go!" "Come on!" "Go, go!" "You're all guilty of illegal family activities!" "We gotta head in to the jungle!" "Follow me, this way!" "Ouch!" " Bedbug?" "!" " Come on!" "I can't!" "I'm the fastest!" "I'll get her!" "Upsie-daisy, little girl." "Take my trunk." "We're not family!" "We're just, friends." "Don't you all miss your own families?" "!" "Not more than you'll miss your freedom!" "Hey!" "I was really afraid we lost you guys!" "Whatever happens, stay together." "Hey!" "Look at those two." "They'll make a hefty price at auction." "Don't just stand around!" "Capture them!" "We can't surrender." "So what do we do?" "!" "We do what they're afraid to do!" "Come on, follow Nanna!" "Magic!" "Melody!" "Melody!" "Where's Magic and Nanna?" "!" "They're inside!" "They're trapped in the barn!" "No!" "Not in there!" "No!" "My wife told me I had to fix the roof, and I told her, or something, "No, that's family activity No way"." "Well, I reckon so." "Same goes for washing clothes and taking baths." "The King never said we couldn't just sit around all day, though." "So true, right?" "My kids are all, like, "Can we go to Chuck E. Cheese?"" "and I'm, like, "Sorry, dudes, King's orders."" "Derms, we have to get back to work." "Head spins aren't going to get our families back." "Although, I must say the theme does sound rather good, doesn't it?" "Oh, look at that." "Look at him go!" "Why, I must say, he can spin, can't he?" " Your turn." " What?" "Oh, here I go!" "Elephant on the floor!" " Look at that!" " Elephant in the house!" "Get it, get it..." "Once we finish conquering the world, we can go back to normal!" "Hey, Wingman, when did you get here?" "!" "So how are Melody and the twins?" " Uh..." " And Nanna?" " Um..." "I..." "Oh, no." " Is there something wrong, old boy?" " Well... it's..." " Wingman!" "Just tell me what's wrong." "Rok, the..." "King's soldiers, they found Melody's village." "I'm sorry." "I..." "I'm so sorry." "There's nothing I could do." "Papa, it's me, Rok." "I'm pretty sure Mama's with you now." "I've tried to be an elephant of honor." "And General Lance taught me that honor comes before everything, even love." "But I have to say, I can't buy into this kind of honor." "Not me, not this elephant." "Not anymore." "General Lance is a good man." "He'll fight me at first, but he'll come around." "I don't want to disobey an order, Papa." "But, I'm going to get my family back." "You see, they need me." "And more importantly, I need them." " Melody." " I love you, Rok." "I know, and I'm on my way." "Hurry." "Holy smokes!" "Rok's gone and he's a rebel now." "Sorry, buddy, King's orders." "His elephant has no honor." "And why is that?" "He must've had a bad trainer." "Bad potty trainer, at that." "Uh, my men tell me he left to find his wife and kids." "He's inspiring the rebels who still believe in family." "That's very nice, but I think we've heard just about enough of this." "I'm going to inform the King that Rok is on his way to the city." "Halt!" "In the name of His Royal Highness, everyone must get searched." " Even you." " All this red tape is killing us." "Well, I'm sorry, stumpy." "We're lookin for an elephant." "The General's elephant." " We need a plan, bird." " A plan?" " A strategy." " The gate has tons of elephant guards, at least three or four of them." "Eyes open, fellas!" "The rebel elephant's around here somewhere, I can smell him." "Well, gosh darn nabbit, that you, Rok?" "I can tell you, I can smell..." "I can smell you from from a mile away." "I'm your biggest fan, you know that!" "Could you get, maybe, a little autograph for my son?" "He's a big fan." "Hmm, now remember, you gotta blend in." "Make a mean face like a city elephant." "Not here to make faces." "I'm here to kick some butt." "Take numbers." "Oh, that's your plan!" "That's a good plan." "Don't cry, it's OK." "Don't worry, Mommy will find you!" "Where are they takin the twins?" "I don't know, but they're not being very nice about it." "No!" "Stop!" "Let go!" "This one clearly loves her children." "I'm done with these family ties interfering with my war!" "Halt now!" "The Queen?" "Greetings, Your Highness." "You must know, no matter what you do, you can never steal the love from an elephant's heart." "Oh, my glorious Queen Diane, my orders, which come from the King himself, are to hide this elephant away from a vile and lawless rebel named Rok, a terrible beast with no honor, not one bit," "who would stop at nothing to destroy us." "Melody." "Wake up." "It's me, darling." "Your one and only." " Rok?" " Yes." "She's awake Your Highness..." "get off... and very strong!" "With a little more rest, I think she'll be OK." "Don't be afraid." "You can rest now." "I'm no fan of the King's laws." "I understand your pain." "Our great King won't let his Queen near her own son." "And pull!" "More pulling, less tooting!" "Smells like Fart Knox up in here." "Ew..." "Wow, you could probably smell that from outer space." "His butt was all like, "Smell-a-bunga!" "Help, I can't smell my legs!" " Ahh..." " Who are you?" "Who me?" "Oh, I'm nobody." "Whatcha doing?" "Name's Rally." "Nothin!" "We're not doing anything!" "Except trying to escape." "Right, guys?" "Am I right?" "Oh, don't worry about me telling." "I don't have anyone to tell anyway." "Never had a family, I'm kinda on my own." "All on my own." "That's OK, we never had a family either." "I thought you guys were one..." "a family, I mean." "Whatever!" "We don't need one." "We don't need anyone else!" "Just us four!" "Well, if you don't need help, you don't need help." "Uh, uh, wait." "We kind of need help gettin' outta here." "Well, maybe I could help." "But if I agree to do it, you have to call me..." ""Big Bro"." "OK?" "Huh?" "You'll save us for that?" "Big Bro, Big Bro, Big Bro, Big Bro!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Shh!" "Yikes!" "Huh?" "Come on, we outnumber this guy like 35-1." "Let's get him!" "Here we go!" "Hey!" "Ow!" "No, stop that!" "Stop!" "I found the twins!" "They're underground, in a dungeon." "The twins?" " Yes!" " Hold on, the twins!" "Do you kids have any idea who you're fighting?" "This is Rok, the bravest, toughest elephant in the..." "Get off his ear." "...in the whole kingdom." "Whoa!" "Yeah." "So does anyone happen to know how we can get from here down into the dungeon?" "I know a way, I can take you in." "I sleep down there sometimes at night when it rains." "You sleep, in a dungeon?" "That sounds made up." "It's a trap." "It's not made up!" "It may not be nice, but it's dry." "It's a little scary, so you better not be chickens." "What's wrong with the blue elephant?" "Looks like he's sick, or something." "What is it now?" "I'm tryin to sleep." "What the...?" "Yikes!" "Huh?" "Got you now." "Magic?" "Mojo?" "It's me, your father." "You don't recognize me, here, let me take my hat off." "Come give your father a hug." "Come on, come on up here." "Ah, that is so nice." "Tell the King the rebel elephant is with me." "We shall see how tough you are, elephant, against my magic." "Family scramily." "Family schmamly." "Family pamly." "Wow, you have bad breath!" "OK, so the dungeon's underneath the ceremonial ground." "The watermelon's where the ceremony is happening, tonight." "And this is where the King's palace is." "And this is where we are right now." "And now this is the way in for us." "All... the way... over... here." "Wait a minute, where's the palace?" "Banjo!" "Yeah, well, Banjo ate the palace so, uh, your plan's kinda foiled, there." "Pugsley, I know we don't always get along, and we get on each other's nerves, but somehow we always find a way to be a team." "She's right, so are you in or not?" "The General's men are here to see you, my Queen." "Should I tell them to go?" "No, let them see me." "If they say I'm a rebel, then they're right." "Hm?" "Found any rebels in my palace?" "That's why we came here, my Queen." "We only seek to do what is right for us all, if you know what I mean." "What's right, is not always clear, don't you think, gentlemen?" "And yet sometimes it is." "Boy, I agree, my Queen, sometimes they really clear but then sometimes they're not, at all." "You know, sometimes when I'm eating potted meats and washing windows," "I'm trying to make things clear, but it doesn't get very clear because I..." "have some bad breath, but then, you know, sometimes it just get clear afterwards." "Gentlemen, if you three wash windows, then I'm asking for your help." "My son is in the palace alone, without his mother, and his windows are filthy." "My Queen, news from the palace and it's terrible!" "The ceremony tonight, it's to make us all forget our families forever!" "We've no more time!" "Tell the rebels the Queen is on their side!" "Rok!" "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Oh, no..." "Melody!" "I've been lookin' all over for ya!" "Wingsly, it's you!" "Uh, it's Wingman, by the way." "Uh, anyway, the King captured Rok and the twins!" "I'm freaking out!" " And what is that?" "!" " I brought you a gift, father." "Gifts are illegal family activities." "You disgrace me by breaking the law!" "Mmm..." "A lock of hair." "It's become a rebel symbol." "Bring this to the General, from me." "Um... but your highness..." "I have plans for me and my son." "But there is one favor I'll ask." "There are still many prisoners in the city." "Go now, and rescue as many as you can." " Yes, our Queen!" " Yes, Your Majesty!" "As you can see on Dad's map, it's clear what we need to do." "If General Lance found out we were brothers..." " Mm-mmm!" " Wouldn't be good!" "Good thing we don't look alike." "I'm the pretty one, that's what Mommy always says." "The portly members of the family will keep guard here." "I'm just kidding!" "I love you guys, just don't mess up out there, OK?" "Soldiers of Darklandia!" "Ask not what you can do for your parents, or your brothers or sisters or children." "Seriously, don't even ask those things ever!" "Just don't." "Ask, only how your country can take over the world." "And all the wealth within!" "Yes!" "Move it!" "Everyone, get beyond the city, before Hemlock casts his magic spell." "Now, now, now, don't cry." "Don't cry." "It's all right." "Cheer up." "Let's play a game, shall we?" "Do you..." "Let me see now." "Do you know one?" "I don't..." "Rebels everywhere!" "Dude, I don't want you to panic, but I think I just turned into an elephant!" "Bulls eye!" "Sorry, Banjo, I kinda missed." "The key!" "Got it!" "I got it!" "It's mine." "Give it to..." "I guess you are just like one of us now." " Really?" " Always messin' things up." " Huh?" " Melody!" "Hey, kids." "Let's go, move it!" "Melody!" "What are you doing here?" "My babies!" "Shush." "Are you OK?" "Mommy's here." "Everything's gonna be OK." "Everything's gonna be OK." "Huh?" "!" " Got it!" " Need someone to get pulling!" " Come on!" " Need more weight!" "Push!" "Push, guys, push!" "It's gonna be OK!" " No, no, no, no!" " Don't be scared!" " We'll find you!" " Don't worry, we're gonna come save you!" " I promise!" " Follow me!" "I know a way to get up top!" "All right, let's go everyone, follow him!" " Which way?" " Whoa!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "In here!" " I think we missed a turn." " Stick together." "All right, guys, don't split up." "It's hard for me, guys, I'm big-boned." "Behold, sire, the subjects of my magic spell." "When my secret mist reaches these elephants, they'll forget." "They'll forget their mother." "They'll forget their father, and any memory of any family at all!" "Whether it be dogs, cats, brothers, sisters, cousins, whatever." "And the rebel elephant, Rok, will forget he ever had a wife and children." "Soon we will all forget and become better countrymen for it!" "It's true!" "You can't run a country when you don't respect the law, but fortunately, I'll soon forget you're my son and you'll never be the King!" "I don't see em anywhere." "You see em, Paul?" "Paul?" "Really?" "Look!" "Oh, shut the door!" "Shut the door!" " You made us lose the others!" " Did not!" "Did so!" "You made us go the wrong way!" "Stop fighting!" "What did you do?" "Whoa!" "What's happening?" "I can't hold em!" "I'll try, but I'm not adding much to the equation!" "That was unpleasant." "Where are we?" "Whoa, wait a minute, where's Melody?" "Hey, put that back!" "All right, everybody, get to the gate." "You hear what I said?" "Shut that gate!" "Out with the rebels." "I think this might be "employees only" area." "You know, that's..." "that's our bad." " No big deal." " This doesn't look good." "We'll just head out now, OK?" "Not yet, just hold on, they're not all out yet!" "Magical, mystical tor of evil, come to me, as I make these elephants forget!" "You are the left..." "You're going to forget everything about your wife, and you're going to forget everything about your mommy." "Yes, your mommy." "There's nothing you're going to remember about your family after I'm done with my spell." "Are you listening to me?" "...dumb elephants..." "Make them all forget forever!" "No time." "No time." "Gotta stop this!" "Here you go, King." "Here's a present." "Enjoy the show!" "Any idea what this thing is, guys?" "I'm so hungry." "You think it's fruit?" "Shush." "I wouldn't eat it." "Who knows what that is." "Release the magic mist!" " Isn't that too soon?" " Huh?" "I think we're going up!" "Hard..." "Hey!" "You OK?" "!" " Whoa, heavy stuff." " Gotcha, buddy!" "Hold on!" "Wait up!" "All right, I've had just about enough of all this nonsense." "Time to get out of here." "What's this?" "Take that!" "Drago is my fiercest elephant!" "He's never had a family and lives only to fight." "He has no qualms, no fear and no heart." "Drago!" "Attack!" "You fear for your family, elephant." "It leaves you weak and distracted." "It's robbed you of almost all your strength." "And now I'll finish the job!" "Even now, as I move in, your mind's on them." "Your lack of focus will be your end!" "This should be just a bit heavier than your thick skull!" "Huh?" "Oh, no, no, no..." "Panicking, panicking." "Oh, what is that?" "OK, dead end!" "That's not helping one bit!" "What is that?" "Tricked me before and it tricked me twice." "Now you got to pay the price." "Dumb fruit." "Whoa!" "Hey, Drago!" "Catch!" "Panic, panic, panic, panic, panic!" "Someone laid a..." "This wasn't my plan!" "You incompetent fool!" "Didn't plan on this?" "!" "Well, you can plan on time in the dungeon!" "I'll finish the job myself." "And you, I have plans for you, as well." "Come with me!" "Enough with the man bun!" "Oh, there you are!" "Oh, you did it!" "They're OK!" "Momma!" "My son!" "If this is a crime, so be it." "You both betray your king!" "I needed to see it with my own eyes!" "You'll pay for this, dearly!" "Soon I'll be king of everything!" "And you two won't have anything!" "You, you're the one who has nothing." "Without love, there's nothing worth having and nothing worth fighting for at all." "Nothing?" "!" "How could you be so completely ungrateful?" "!" "I gave you China." "I gave you Egypt." "I practically gave you the whole entire world!" "It was all for you!" "You don't know how to give." "You need to care to give." "You've given us nothing." "Then you won't mind when I take it all away." "Here, this way, I think, but I've been stressing a bit, so I could be wrong." "We cannot wait much longer." "Just give em a few more minutes." "Come on, Banjo!" "Put your trunk into it!" "Wait, wait!" "Not so..." "Jeez, way to butt in, dude." "I don't think he showers." "Catching these rebels should get us some serious bonus points." "Hang in there." "Hey, you!" "Melody!" "Hold on!" "Look!" "That's right, grand entrance!" "Take that!" "Look, it's Melody!" "Help!" "Help!" " Melody!" " Help!" "I'm coming!" "I'm coming!" "I'm pushing, I'm pushing!" "Not for nothing, elephants are big!" "Hold on!" "I'm trying!" "Hang on!" "Hang on, I've got it!" "Just leave me here." "Get the kids out, Rok!" "Really not sure I'm helping." "I'm telling you, Rok!" "Just lemme go!" "Honey, go!" "No!" "I'll never let you go!" "Not now or ever again." "Come on, you can do it." " Melody?" " Yeah?" "You're crushing my leg." " Oh." "Sorry." " Yes." "Now it's right." "That's better." "Not good." "Run!" " Oh, no!" "We're too late." " Get back to work!" "Why don't you just take the day off!" "Head for the bridge, mm-hmm." "Any chance we can go up?" "Fire in the hole!" "I guess I shoulda chose the burrito for lunch." "Banjo only has so many farts." "What about her?" "No way, I'm a lady." " Huh?" " OK, OK." "But turn around." "And don't look!" "No peeking, agreed?" "Yeah, agreed." "Here we go!" " We did it!" " Couldn't have farted better myself." "Whoa!" "The gates are open!" "We're gonna get you!" "Quick, everyone move back!" " You gotta blow it!" " What?" "But what about Chubbs?" "I thought he was with you!" " Charge!" " I'll give you a charge!" "I think I pooped my pants!" "Give me that!" "I think I pooped my pants!" "Throw the torch!" "They're coming!" "Take no prisoners!" "I want my mommy!" "I want my mommy!" "Yeah!" "That's right!" "We can be brothers in public again." "I guess I'm stuck with you clowns." "You know those elephants fought just as bravely as any of us humans." "I guess they believe in family just like we do." "Rally?" "You doing OK?" "Huh?" "That was my only home." "Well, buddy, you can come live with us then?" "Huh?" "We're like a home." "In a way, I guess." "It's not like a city but we've got lots of fruit and stuff." "We kinda get by." "Hey, Big Bro, I was thinking you should stay with all of us." "See?" "Big Bro, Big Bro, Big Bro, Big Bro." "Wow." "I'm just not sure that Pugsley agrees." "You think you're so smart, huh?" "I have something to say, too." "You're one of us now." "Really?" "Like a brother?" "We're not a family, dude." "We just hang out and fight a lot." "And stick together." "Maybe it's just me, but if that's what we do, in my book, we are a family." "Word to your mother, big brother." "Thank you, Rok, for coming to get us." "Finally." "You know, I had this idea." "Of honor." "And success." "But... this is success." "Right here in front of me." "Like a chip off the old block, aren't you?" "Hug time!" "Come on!" "No!" "I don't wanna!" "A thousand tickles." "All right, maybe later then." "It's OK, baby steps." "It doesn't always feel like success, but it is." "It's true, we have our whole lives." "Just glad I wasn't too late." "Hey, Rok." "You gotta come with me." "Just... the General says you gotta come face charges for deserting the army." "Personally, we're grateful that you did." "The Queen and Prince are in hiding." "Until their return the General's in charge." "He's not happy, so stay out of his way." "What?" "Even now he still holds it against you." "That is just not fair." "Typical." "Oops, sorry." "The General wants his elephant but you're all free to do what you want." "You gotta let the General know, that Rok saved our lives." "The General's a man of strong beliefs." "Everybody get moving!" "The General wants his orders carried out." "Secure him, hurry!" "General's orders." "Welcome home, rebel elephant." "How does it feel to be a traitor?" "The General doesn't like when his orders are disobeyed." "If I were your trainer, I would've made sure you acted with honor, and respect." "Hmm?" "Oh..." "Keep him in lock-up." "I'll decide his fate in the morning." "Oh..." "Rok." "I'm here." "I'm here." "The elephant named Rok is accused of deserting his post and dishonorable conduct." "One thing the General knows, is that this elephant is brave." "And did what he did because he loves his family." "But honor must come before everything." "Even the feelings in one's own heart." "And for that reason, Rok the elephant, must be banished..." "That was a close one." "Who's shooting an arrow?" "That could've hurt somebody." "I never liked our old king, to tell you the truth." "Out with the old, in with the new, as I always say." "But I did agree that families need to go!" "Never had a family." "Never wanted a family, they're smelly, they're stinky, and they get on my nerves!" "So outlawed they shall be, and as your new king, I decree!" "Meet my army!" "Zombies!" "I never signed up for zombies!" "I'm scared of zombies." "This is a little bit predictable." "Every movie's got zombies." "Fight with courage and honor!" "Melody!" "Get the children out of here!" "Now!" " OK, need a new plan." " I'd try running, fast." "Follow me!" "Thank you, Rok." "If I can call you dishonorable, then maybe the meaning of honor needs to change." "Will you fight with me now, Rok?" "!" "You kids stay here." "Don't move, don't talk, and no tooting." "So, yeah, no tutti frutti fresh booty." "Ah, the mighty rebel elephant." "Oh, but guess what?" "I've got a better elephant and he's going to beat your bottom." "Hey, Melody's back." "Since when is Melody a giant snake?" "!" "The caveman!" "Gonna get you snake!" "Banjo, stop!" " Stop!" " Nice, snake." "Nice, snake!" "No!" "No..." "Drago!" "Stop playing coochie-coochie in the doochie and finish them!" "Hello, zombie elephant!" "How'd your eyes get so red?" "They itch?" "You might need drops." "You really oughta get them checked out." "Bet that doesn't help." "My bad." "Watch your step." "What, you wanna fight?" "I'm just a little bird." "Those earrings cannot be good for your lobes." "Name's Wingman by the way..." "Use fire to melt the zombies!" "Coming up, French fried zombies." "Give it a try." "Oh, you think you've figured it all out?" "But, actually, there's a system update, yep." "Zombies 2.0." "Creepy ghouls and evil spirits" "If you've got a ghost suit, you shall wear it" "Rise from the Earth to do my bidding" "Better than spending eternity sitting" "Gangs and fangs and all things creepy" "Leave your lairs and make them weepy" "Things with fur and things with pink skin" "Rise and devise their army's distinction" "Extinction." "Melody!" "I've been wanting to say I'm sorry." "It's really not such a good time right now." "But, you know, whatever happens, I've got you." "Rok, are you OK?" "Zombies, rise!" "Melody!" "Bow before your King!" "You?" "You're just in time." "I've been wanting to show you my new powers." "Hey, zombie butt!" "Don't!" "Run!" "No!" "No!" "You fought valiantly, elephant." "Perhaps families do make us stronger." "No!" "No!" "Don't be afraid!" "You're not even alive, you stupid spirits!" "No!" "No!" "No..." "Rok..." "No, please..." "I can't lose you, not again." "I love you." "You're my Rok." "Daddy, come back." "Come back to us." "We're a family now." " Papa!" " Dad!" "Rok?" "!" "Rok!" "Hey, there." "Magic!" "Mojo!" "You're OK!" "I think it's..." "I think it's time to go home." "Yes." "Yeah, that sounds really good." "Just the four of us." "It's all I ever wanted." "A family." "Noble elephant." "You served your country." "All charges against you are dropped." "I was wrong." "You did the right thing." "I thought honor was everything." "The truth is, love and honor, they're the same thing." "Thank you for teaching us that." "You honorable elephant!" "All hail, Rok!" "All hail, Rok!" "Typical."