"I fancy some chinese tonight" "The plant is in the pot." "Hi is that Ace Y Oakley?" "My name is Ira Bellefleur" "I'm a middle-eastern film director" "And I'll be interested in directing your upcoming film." "Yeah, the Fry Tip Injection" "Yeah thats the one" "Oh Okay" "Alright I'll meet you there then" "Okay" "Alright thanks, yeah bye" "Here fishy fishy fishes." "So err, you got any experience in filming?" "Well I've directed a lot of films, I Directed Son of A Camel?" "You ever heard of it?" "Oh well its pretty big where I'm from, so err..." "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ballykurdistan" "Its North of the sea." "Which Sea" "You know the big one, the big sea.." "So, I'm making a film" "It involves aliens" "So have you err done any CGI work?" "Well i, I helped out in 9/11" "There's a setting in London and err" "Its located in Crichton woods." "This, is the script." "Here's my card." "This is a topup card." "Oh Sorry about that" "So can you tell me where you got it from, i mean i'd love to hear about him." "I got it from a special 'source'" "Like Ketchup" "Don't you think the alien thing's been done to death though?" "Nah but you see aliens have character." "Humans love character" "Oh really?" "Really" "What.." "I swear i just saw a power ranger?" "No, I didn't see a power ranger." "Sorry, yeah i must have been imagining it, i mean err" "(WOOSH)!" "What the fuck was that?" "Dunno ahh its probably nothing innit Dunno ahh its probably nothing innit" "What the hell is that?" "Oh My God its an alien!" "No its some kind of animal!" "See you later, alligator!" "(LASER BLAST)" "SPLAT!" "So yeah this is where i live..." "So you live in a bush?" "its got a great view" "Take a seat" "Oh i dunno the floor doesn;t look very comfortable" "Yeah we'd rather stand Oh i dunno the floor doesn;t look very comfortable" "Yeah we'd rather stand" "So what are you?" "I'm a humble power ranger, but my real name's Mike..." "I'm just here to save the galaxy from aliens and monsters." "So, so there are aliens?" "Don't listen to him, look at him, he's crazy." "Hee Hee" "Do I look crazy?" "Come on guys, stop it, stop it, stop it." "You don't believe in aliens?" "This is some evidence, that aliens do exist." "Shit I broke it!" "Where did you even find that?" "Shit I broke it!" "Where did you even find that?" "I found it from an alien that..." "Where did you even find that?" "I found it from an alien that..." "I killed..." "I found it from an alien that..." "I killed..." "You killed an alien?" "I killed..." "You killed an alien?" "I killed many in my lifetime!" "Anyway this is evidence, here..." "Here, take it, look at it." "Anyway this is evidence, here..." "Here, take it, look at it." "Careful." "Looks like a piece of junk to me bro." "So whats it for?" "You Don't know?" "You people are asking me a lot of questions..." "You tell me." "Who are you?" "I'm Mr Ira Bellefleur" "I make films." "I'm Ace Y Oakley." "Isn't it kinda weird that you're all in black and your initials spell out M. I. B?" "I mean thats just a coincidence, i mean i didn't plan it that way." "My name, you want my name?" "If you knew my name I'd have to kill you." "I'm a humble power ranger, but my real name's mike." "KAPOW!" "Hey Joey" "I got some stuff, you just gotta try" "What is it?" "Pot, you know, Marijuana..." "Oh well I don't know..." "What are you chicken?" "Joey's in a jam, what should he do?" "Get a teacher." "Excellent Get a teacher." "Excellent" "Get a pizza!" "Excellent" "Excellent Get real!" "Get real!" "Get outta there!" "You got it lets see if Joey's that smart" "LOL!" "He's right, drug-dealers are dorks." "Don't even talk to 'em." "COWABUNGA!" "You fucking bastards!" "I'll Get You!" "So you had to resort to violence?" "I didn't resort to violence." "So you had to resort to violence?" "I didn't resort to violence." "Violence was my first choice!" "(sigh) I cant even be bothered with you." "Let me see the screenplay, i wanna see it now!" "What are you doing?" "wait a minute, you aint a middle-eastern filmmaker are you?" "Oh shit!" "A Dinosaur!" "wait a minute, you aint a middle-eastern filmmaker are you?" "Oh shit!" "A Dinosaur!" "How old do you think i am, as if i'm gonna fall for that one." "Fuck you!" "Lanky!" "Woah Fuck!" "(DINO ROAR)! STOP!" "STOP!" "We need to get into this portal!" "How did you get here so fast!" "Teleportation MothaFuckas!" "How did you get here so fast!" "Teleportation MothaFuckas!" "No!" "Don't do it!" "What happened to our clothes?" "Damn!" "New Threads Homie." "Where are we?" "I knew we shouldn't have trusted him!" "No!" "Don't do it!" "Woah!" "Oh My God You Killed Him!" "He killed one of my agents!" "Who are you?" "My name is Jack Rothstein!" "I run The Project Infinity!" "See that screenplay you're holding in your hand?" "i'm the writer of that." "But it says here it was written by John Scarekitt." "Thats my codename." "It's an anagram of Jack Rothstein." "What the hell do you want from us?" "I'd like to offer you a job." "Especially you, Mr Bellefleur" "I know all about your career in the Men in Black agency." "Fine you got me." "The both of you have shown me that you have talent." "and most of all, survival instinct." "What if we refuse?" "Yeah!" "You're in a time portal right now!" "and there's no rules where we are." "You have two choices." "you can accept my offer..." "I guess we have no choice!" "Or i can disintegrate you, right where you stand!" "I guess we have no choice!" "I guess we have no choice!" "See this?" "This can help you fly." "It's just a present." "One of many you'll see from us." "Mr Bellefleur." "Welcome Agents." "Welcome to The Project Infinity!"