"located thousands of miles from civilization." "This fantastic tale began deep within Mt." "Paozu." "Alright!" "Must be a monkey or a wildcat!" "Lunch time!" "I did it!" "It should be around here somewhere... maybe?" "What a big catch!" "What's that sound?" "You surprised me!" "you!" "Watch where you're going!" "You evil beast!" "If you're thinking about stealing my food..." "Huh?" "...then come and fight me!" "There's a weird goblin coming out of the beast!" "You jerk!" "Ow!" "What was that?" "Black magic?" "!" "This can't be for real..." "Why didn't he die?" "You're stupid!" "I wouldn't die because of something like that!" "My body is as tempered as stainless steel!" "goblin!" "Hold on a second!" "I'm not a goblin!" "I'm a human!" "A human?" "Really?" "See?" "Just like you." "See?" "Don't move!" "You seem different than me somehow..." "You seem softer and weaker... you are a boy." "And I'm just a frail little girl!" "A girl?" "You're a girl?" "What a hick you are!" "Don't tell me you've never seen a girl before?" "You're the first human I've seen besides my grandpa." "My late grandpa told me something..." "He said if I ever met a girl that I should be nice to her." "now?" "You have to be nice to me!" "Girls don't have tails?" "How weird." "A tail...!" "A tail?" "You have a tail." "My tail surprised you?" "You don't have one?" "Boys do." "Boys have tails?" "Is that right?" "but I didn't think they had tails." "Come to my house!" "I'll let you have lots of food since you're a girl!" "THE ROAD TO BEING THE STRONGEST" "Grandpa!" "I'm back!" "What a shabby house." "Grandpa!" "A girl!" "There's a girl here!" "A Dragon Ball!" "It's my grandpa!" "The radar was right!" "There was one here!" "Don't touch my grandpa!" "My grandpa left me this." "Girls aren't allowed to touch it." "I guess I'll just have to explain it to you." "Tadah!" "Look!" "It's Grandpa!" "You had him too?" "something like that." "Grandpa's multiplied..." "These are called Dragon Balls." "you know?" "no one knew." "I came across a really old book and finally found the answer." "These balls are called Dragon Balls." "It said there's actually 7 in all." "What makes them stand out is the fact that they have a soft glow and that they have 1 through 7 stars in them." "Look!" "Grandpa's has 4 stars." "That one's called the 4-Star Ball." "The ones I found are the 2-Star Ball and the 5-Star Ball." "Why are you looking for them?" "To use them for a magic spell?" "Don't be silly." "When you collect all 7 something totally amazing happens!" "Something amazing?" "When you collect all 7 and chant the sacred words Shen Long appears and grants any single wish you want!" "Wow!" "That's amazing!" "I read that the people who collected them long ago all became kings!" "but I already have a wish in mind!" "What is it?" "What is it? ...but my wish would definitely be for a nice boyfriend." "A nice boyfriend...?" "So could you give me your 4-Star Ball?" "No way!" "My grandpa left me this!" "Cheapskate." "right?" "Bleeeh!" "I get it!" "I know just what you want!" "How about this?" "You can have a quick feel if you want." "I don't want to touch your dirty butt." "It is not dirty!" "How rude!" "Then help me find the rest of the Dragon Balls!" "right?" "You're a boy; you need to go to all sorts of places and train!" "Train?" "didn't he?" "Alright." "But I'm not giving you this ball!" "I'll hold onto it!" "Fine by me!" "You just need to let me borrow it for a minute when we're almost finished." "then sure." "Yes!" "Alright!" "After the Dragon Balls grant a wish they fly off in all directions!" "this boy's just perfect for my bodyguard!" "I'm all ready." "Then it's time to set out on our exciting adventure!" "Let's go!" "OK!" "I'm Son Goku." "What's your name?" "Bulma." "Bulma?" "What a weird name!" "Shut up!" "you know!" "Bulma!" "Bulma!" "Bulma!" "Bulma!" "How annoying!" "I hate kids!" "Let me see here..." "Bulma!" "let's get going!" "Magic!" "I knew it!" "You do use black magic!" "It isn't black magic." "everyone knows about storage capsules!" "Don't touch it with your filthy pole!" "It isn't filthy." "My grandpa gave me this Nyoibou!" "just get on already!" "Track down the Dragon Balls at once!" "Yamucha-sama!" "Here comes a sucker!" "but..." "Leave the girl here." "So this guy's your dad?" "He's gigantic!" "Stupid!" "That's not what he meant!" "Then who is this cow?" "Cow?" "brat!" "huh?" "I'll dunk you in this hot soup and eat you!" "Go ahead and try... if you dare!" "What?" "!" "Ow!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "Why you...!" "Now I'm really mad!" "I didn't do anything..." "Silence!" "Don't tell me you're actually really weak." "You fool!" "Everyone knows I'm the strongest in the entire world!" "Are you sure?" "What did you say?" "!" "So what about you?" "Are you any strong?" "I am!" "My grandpa trained me really hard." "OK!" "See!" "Huh?" "Transformation!" "pal!" "Oh no!" "5 minutes is up already!" "He transformed again." "You sure are a busy guy!" "This isn't a transformation!" "in-the-flesh Oolong-sama!" "That's your normal form?" "Listen and be surprised!" "I can only transform for 5 minutes at a time!" "You were too dumb to surprise me." "I would've run him over!" "Why did you do those bad things? ...and she's got big boobs to boot." "you know..." "Help!" "Who did that?" "!" "I did!" "It wouldn't be right to fight a kid." "If you want to make it out of this desert alive you'll hand over all your money and capsules." "Yeah!" "Hand it over!" "Who are you guys?" "the big crybaby!" "Oolong!" "Pu-erh?" "Yes." "We went to the Southern Transformation Kindergarten together!" "Oolong always picked on me!" "Crybaby Pu-erh!" "Crybaby Pu-erh!" "He's a big pervert!" "He was kicked out of school for stealing a teacher's panties!" "you jerk..." "Pervert!" "Pervert!" "Whatever." "Just make with the money and capsules already." "I don't want to." "it sounds like you're wantin' to take a trip to heaven." "Here I come!" "Rogafufu-ken!" "Yamucha-sama!" "Yay!" "What is up with today?" "!" "Now you've done it!" "are ya?" "A girl...?" "!" "Huh?" "Pu-erh!" "Let's retreat for now!" "Right!" "Listen up!" "We will get your capsules!" "That's a promise!" "Hey!" "Who was that?" "He was a real stud!" "And he's the one who launched the missile!" "really?" "How come we gotta use my car?" "We've got no other choice!" "I don't have any capsules with big cars in them!" "I'm going to change clothes now." "Oolong!" "No peeking!" "I didn't know there was a girl there;" "I know how you're weak around them! I won't be known as Yamucha the Great Desert Bandit anymore!" "Yeah!" "Damn it!" "How come I gotta look for those whatever-you-call-them balls?" "To pay us back for those bad things you did!" "Plus your ability to transform is really something." "It just might come in handy someday." "Don't be stupid!" "That just means I'm your servant!" "To hell with that!" "I quit!" "It's so hot..." "Maybe I should sleep only in my underwear tonight..." "It's so hot..." "It sure is." "I guess I'll tag along with you for a little while!" "Found it!" "It's the 1-Star Ball!" "That makes 4 balls!" "Bulma!" "white stuff?" "Don't tell me you've never heard of snow!" "so come down!" "Hey!" "Is there really a Dragon Ball all the way out here?" "You be quiet!" "The Dragon Radar says it's here so it's here!" "What a snob!" "If I had known she'd make me be her personal chauffeur...!" "the Dragon Ball is mine!" "I bet Commander Red'll be just as ecstatic!" "General!" "There are Dragon Balls approaching!" "What?" "!" "What was that?" "What happened?" "Hey!" "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "Welcome to Muscle Tower!" "but hand over your Dragon Balls." "I know that you have them." "You're the Red Ribbon Army!" "The Red Ribbon Army?" "The Red Ribbon Army famous for its cruelty?" "!" "I've heard all kinds of rumors about you!" "You've got a totally horrible reputation!" "then this shouldn't take long at all." "Hand over the Dragon Balls." "Like I would ever give anything to the Red Ribbon Army!" "Son-kun!" "Please!" "Beat them up!" "There." "Alright." "Pipsqueak!" "Get 'em!" "Get 'em!" "Take care of those stupid robots!" "Nyoibou!" "go!" "you're huge!" "You did well to come this far." "But can you get past me?" "Not there..." "Where did he go?" "Here I am!" "Here I come!" "Jan-ken Rock!" "I never expected Metallic to be beaten..." "But there are still plenty of other perils in Muscle Tower." "Come and get me!" "That is if you can defeat all the robots on your way up!" "Oops..." "I'm here!" "Yamucha-sama..." "I don't think jet scooters are suited for cold regions..." "I don't think so either." "Let's put the pursuit on hold for a bit and get some rest." "Right." "Sorry to crowd your home." "I have no choice but to bring out my ultimate weapon!" "Stop!" "Number 8!" "Take care of the brat!" "Kill him!" "That's it!" "Crush him like a bug!" "No more." "What?" "What are you doing?" "!" "Finish him off now!" "No." "Killing living things is bad." "I hate bad things." "What foolishness is this?" "!" "Fight him this instant!" "Exterminate him!" "you worthless piece of junk!" "you stupid android!" "No." ""No"?" "Don't give me "no"!" "It was the Red Ribbon Army who built you!" "I cannot." "I am sorry. then I'll blast you into smithereens!" "We installed a bomb inside your body." "you'll do as I say." "I cannot do bad things." "You're a complete failure!" "So now I'll blow you up since that's what you want!" "Ready to die?" "Die!" "Nyoibou!" "Thank you for saving me!" "I am happy!" "You should've beaten them up by yourself!" "Fighting is bad." "I hate fighting." "Really?" "What is your name?" "Me?" "I'm Son Goku!" "What about you?" "I have no name." "I was referred to as Android #8." "Something-or-other #8..." "That's complicated..." "It's a pain to say so I'll just call you Ha-chan!" "("Hachi" = 8)" "Ha-chan?" "It's a lot easier to say your name now!" "Ha-chan!" "Ha-chan!" "Ha-chan!" "Ha-chan..." "I like it!" "Goku!" "It's time to leave!" "With this 7-Star Ball that makes 5 now..." "Ha-chan!" "Why don't you come with us?" "Eh?" "Thank you." "But I will stay here." "How come?" "I must take these people to the authorities." "I also must take care of Muscle Tower." "Oh." "Later then." "Son-kun!" "Okay!" "Bye!" "Your face is all white!" "Was that funny?" "then!" "Why you...!" "Goku!" "Bull's-eye!" "Ha-chan!" "Missed me!" "come on now!" "It's all over!" "What the heck was..." "Oolong!" "What on earth are you doing?" "!" "But there was a sea turtle... you!" "Sea turtle!" "Sea turtle?" "In these mountains?" "The truth is..." "I..." "I'm Umigame." "I think that's pretty obvious. and in doing so I inadvertently strayed from the others." "I have been wandering for the past year in search of the ocean." "what's an ocean?" "you're way too softhearted." "In my opinion the Dragon Balls are much more important than Umigame!" "I'm sorry..." "What?" "!" "Muscle Tower has fallen?" "!" "And the Dragon Ball?" "Someone took it..." "Damn it!" "Black!" "I told you not to stand next to me!" "Please forgive me." "That way you can't tell my size." "Forgive me." "now!" "Awesome!" "What a gigantic river!" "We did it!" "It's the ocean!" "It's all ocean!" "obviously!" "You live in a really big place!" "I am very grateful." "Thank you." "It would be nice if you appreciated our help a little more than that." "hey!" "a gift's better than words!" "right!" "Of course!" "All right!" "Please wait here for a short while." "Huh?" "Wait here?" "So you're going to take us to Atlantis?" "I will go get your present and bring it back." "I see." "I guess you could do that." "How long is "a short while"?" "I will return tomorrow morning." "Bye!" "Goodbye for now." "Tell the Sea Princess hi for me!" "We don't need any Pandora's Boxes!" "That hurts..." "And you're too loud..." "It reminds me of when I used to sleep in my Grandpa's lap!" "I guess I'll try it again." "It's different than Grandpa's..." "Huh?" "Huh?" "What's the matter?" "!" "What happened?" "!" "Your balls are gone!" "Peepee too!" "The balls?" "!" "What are you talking about?" "They're all right here." "Now I'm completely awake." "I guess I'll take a walk along the beach!" "Bulma?" " What's going on?" "wow!" "What could that be?" "Sorry for the wait." "Hello!" "A gaudy old man?" "No lovemaking with the Sea Princess?" "I hear you rescued Umigame." "I'm the Turtle Hermit!" "Some call me Muten Roshi!" "I thank you!" "I've a wonderful present for you!" "Boy!" "Isn't that the Nyoibou on your back?" "That's right." "My grandpa gave it to me." "Your grandfather?" "Does that mean your grandfather's name was Son Gohan?" "Old-timer?" "he was my #1 pupil!" "Really?" "Um..." "What's the present?" "The present?" "that's right!" "immortal Phoenix!" "Nothing's coming." "Come on!" "Turtle Hermit-sama." "The Phoenix died of food poisoning last year." "now that you mention it..." "Even though it was immortal?" "but..." "Very well!" "In that case...!" "Kinto Un!" "What is that cloud?" "!" "This is a Kinto Un!" "I'm giving it to you!" "How do you eat it?" "Don't be eating this prized cloud!" "Listen!" "If you ride the Kinto Un you can fly freely through the sky!" "I can fly in the sky?" "huh?" "you can't ride on it unless you possess a pure heart." "A pure heart?" "you can't ride it unless you're a good person." "watch me get on it!" "Ouch!" "Now that isn't right!" "What happened?" "Ow..." "I'll get on it this time!" "You can't." "He said you can't ride it unless you're a good person." "What are you talking about?" "I'm always pure and honest!" "Why can't I ride it?" "Is being too beautiful a sin?" "My turn next!" "Forget about it." "It's pretty obvious what'll happen." "I'd even bet my life on it!" "You don't have to be so nasty about it." "then I'll try getting on!" "Yay!" "I'm riding it!" "How awkward for me...!" "Kinto Un!" "That looks so fun..." "Goku sure is lucky..." "He handles the cloud rather well!" "I knew Goku-san would be able to ride it!" "Ugh." "Hey!" "Let me see that!" "isn't it?" "I picked it up a while ago." "Oh my god!" "It's the 3-Star Ball!" "check it out!" "It's a Dragon Ball!" "The 3-Star Ball!" "Is it worth a lot?" "They say that if you collect all 7 Dragon Balls a dragon appears to grant any wish you want." "Is that so?" "Did you hear that?" "Yes!" "It was worth suffering so much to follow them this far!" "I yearn to be married!" "OK!" "I'll collect all those Dragon Ball things and make it so I can keep my cool in front of girls!" "Yamucha-sama..." "So you like girls..." "Please?" "Come on... but on one condition..." "On one condition?" "Show me your panties!" "My panties?" "!" "a little peek..." "Panties?" "Count me in!" "this isn't becoming of you." "Shut up!" "Can't hermits feel the need to look at girls' panties too sometimes?" "!" "Alright." "It's for the Dragon Ball." "I'll do my best." "Tadah!" "How embarrassing... please take this ball!" "I insist!" "That makes 6 now!" "Son-kun!" "Oolong!" "Only 1 left!" "Let's go look for the last Dragon Ball!"