"Subs by edam17@KG" "The way she looks at me, the sweetness of her lips..." "I am going through a terrible time." "And it happened to me just when I thought nothing could distract me." "But it happened." "And yet, I'm not a kid anymore." "It's as if I entered a labyrinth and could no longer find the exit." "It's a terrifying sensation." "Sure, I know it's only a moment, but, how long can a moment last, father?" "How long?" "There are short moments and long moments." "Eternity is just a moment." "I know father, but please, don't laugh at me." "Try and go away from Rome." "Also because..." "I'll tell you the truth, my son,.." "of all you've told me so far, I didn't understand anything ." "What has happened to you?" "Remember that life is also a game." "I know, and I also know that each one of us needs time." "Sorry if I was not so clear, but I don't feel very well." "I noticed." "But nobody ever knelt where you are.." "just to tell me "I am fine"." "That's normal!" " Thank you, father." "But, what should I do?" "Go in the grace of God." "Ciao, Maurizio." "Father Maurizio!" "Father Maurizio!" "Calm down!" "What happened?" "Excuse me." "I'll be right back." "Stop!" " Giuditta, don't be like this." " Please!" "Father Maurizio." "She's possessed, by the devil!" "She's a Neapolitan hairdresser, and now speaks Tuscan, and with the voice.." "of a boor." "In short, she's making a mess." "Father, at last!" "Last night he got up and started to sing "Pazza idea"." "All day!" "And she kept asking for zuppa inglese!" "Our father wanted to kick her out the house!" "Please, do something!" "Here she is." "It's nothing, it was a moment." "How long can a moment last?" "Try to calm her down, then take her to the sacristy." "Within few minutes it will all be over." "You've pissed me off!" "My, what a family, what bodies!" "There are no bodies!" "..." "A real professional, this one, huh!" "You go out, now." "I want to be left alone with her." ""All together" l" ""fratelli d'Italia, I'Italia s'è desta..."" "How hot!" "It's really hot inside here." "It's because of zuppa inglese." "Still hanging on my stomach." "My god, my stomach!" "But it was so good!" "I go crazy about zuppa inglese!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Tell me your name!" " Giuditta." "Not you!" "You who are inside there, what is your name?" "Giuditta!" "Are you deaf?" "Are you deaf, or...?" "I can't get out of here!" "You tricked me, you hell of a priest!" "I wish you were dead!" "I have such hot flushes!" " Get out of this woman's body!" "Nasty creature!" "Filthy!" "Dirty creature!" "Get out!" "Go back where you came from, leave this woman's body, filthy being!" "Hey!" "Hey, I am the devil!" " What?" "The devil!" "Newborn, I ran away from there." "Don't send me back, I don't like there!" "Please, can I have a chair?" "I am so tired, I come from afar." "A little chair for my little ass, little Maurizio." "Please!" "Thank you kindly." "You ugly priest, I tricked you!" "You did a favor to the devil!" "So!" "This is the good one!" "Don't do it!" "I'm fine inside this fatso!" " Shut your mouth!" " Don't let me get out!" " Vade retro!" "Damn!" "I am naked too!" "And how cold!" "What a pain!" "..." "What happened?" "What happened?" "Where am I?" "Our Lady of Mount Caramel!" "What happened?" "Careful, priest, careful!" "My legs hurt!" "What a belly ache!" "How are you now, lady?" " Bad, very bad." "It's like I had not digested, you know?" " Er, yes." "You ate too much zuppa inglese last night." "Come, I'll go with you." " Many thanks." "Saverio?" " Yes father." "Tell her family to bring her home and let her rest." "Just who are you?" "Where are you coming from?" " From the lady." "From the lady?" "You are that lousy thing that was inside the woman?" " Yes." "Not really." "The woman is that lousy thing that was outside of me." "Maurizio!" "My legs!" "Inside that fat woman I couldn't move them." "I was craving to stretch my legs, Maurizio." "Maurizio!" "What we do, where we go?" "It can't be true!" "Let me touch you." " Where?" "Impossible!" "I'm dreaming." "Shut your eyes in the face of truth." "You are not real." "I am walking alone, I'm talking to himself." "It's quite normal!" "Lots of people talk to themselves." "It's norma!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio, don't leave me alone." "Madonna, my feet are so cold!" "Maurizio!" "Of course, not everyone gets to see what's not there!" "I bet, if I turn around, I don't see you." "I see you." "But you are not there." "Really!" "You don't exist!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Who is it?" " What you mean, who is?" "It's me, Giuditta." "What do you want?" "Leave me alone." "I am very busy!" "Maurizio, open up, please." "My feet are cold." "Maurizio." "I am naked and I am cold." "Please, open." "Ok." "Now stop it." "That's enough now." "Did you run away from some circus around here?" "Can't you see this stupid story does not amuse me?" "You really think I will believe you are the dev...?" "What's wrong, Maurizio?" "Don't scare me, Maurizio!" "I'll be right back." "Maurizio!" " No, you stay there." "Stay there and trust me." "I will be back soon." "Be right back..." "Maurizio!" "Father Maurizio, what is happening?" " What is this music?" "Here I am!" "What's going on inside there?" " Nothing!" "You must not worry." "What's in there?" " There's someone." " No." "Yes, it's...my nephew." "He's arrived this morning." "Okay." "He's a bit extravagant, he likes music." "What a bore!" "Who turned off the music now?" "You're back!" "Such bore!" "All your clothes are alike." "Identical, all of them!" "How do I look?" " Fine, perfect." "What do you want from me?" "I want to know now what you want!" "What do you want from me?" "What do you want from me?" "I am your nephew." "What could a nephew want from his uncle?" "Is that the way to address your nephew?" "I can't stay any longer in here!" "What do we do?" "Where do we go?" " Shut up, filthy being!" "Will you stop with this 'filthy being'?" "I don't like it when you call me that!" "Enough!" "We filthy beings are beautiful!" "Maurizio, a filthy being!" "Handsome though!" "I'll be damned!" "Wow!" "You ever met a filthy being so handsome?" "Come on now!" "What do we do?" "Where do we go?" "Want to take a ride?" " Yeah!" " Just you and me, by car." "I put on the jacket." "You too, put one on." "Let's go now, come on." "You know where we're going?" "Come on, put on your jacket!" "You know where we go?" "To the restaurant, to have a nice zuppa inglese, and then to dance." "You like dancing?" "Put this on." "No, this is not good." "I'll buy you a nice new suit and a hat." "Something chic." "You'll look great, and I'll be proud of you." "You know, since long I wanted to go shopping with an old friend." "There, we are ready!" "But I should know your name, before..." "What's your name?" " Mine?" " Yes." "Giuditta." " Shake hands, Giuditta!" "Nice to meet you." " Stop..." "Well, Giuditta, now that we are true friends..." "You're not upset because I called you filthy being, I hope?" "Yes, quite a lot." "Sorry, it won't happen again." "I really misjudged you, probably.." "for the fur you wore earlier." "Wait!" "Oh no!" "It's better to leave the fur coat here, it's really ugly." "Come, I'll show you the world!" "You've seen it yet?" " No!" "You will be enchanted." "Lets see if there's anybody around." "Ok, all clear!" "Maurizio, this is beautiful!" "Maurizio, what is this?" "Second gear." " No, it's the hand break." "Maurizio!" "And this?" "First gear?" " No, that's the seat." " Right." "That's easy." "Wipe...huh?" "You ask me one, now." "What's this?" " Second gear." " No, it's the third." "I left something in the car." "I'll be right back, wait here." "No, you wait here." "Got it?" "Here." "Where?" " Here!" "Sit down." "I'll be right back." "Maurizio!" "What is this?" "The hand break." " Good!" "Hey, he got it right!" "Excuse me, which way to the station?" "The station?" "To the station!" "Yes?" "I'm Gloria." "I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit." "Who is it?" "I'm Gloria." "I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit." "Who is it?" "I'm Gloria." "I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit." "Who is it?" " Yes?" " Who's that?" "I'm Gloria." "I left the driving license... on the table, near the fruit." "To the station!" "Patrizia!" "What happened yesterday?" "I was waiting for you!" " Sorry." "Today we have all the time we need." " Father Maurizio!" " Not again!" "Your son has been arrested!" "Father Maurizio?" " Yes, what's wrong?" " Your son was arrested!" " Shut up, you!" "Yesterday they arrested a young man, he claims to be your son." "A lie, that no one believed." "But you should come for questioning." "But, I was talking to..." " It wont take long." "I am sorry, Patrizia." "Finally!" "Take a seat." "Bring him here." "Take him away, please!" "We found him last night at the station, completely naked." "He wanted absolutely the driving license of some 'Gloria with fruit'." "He mentioned you, you know him?" "You take the responsibility?" " Yes..." "He spent the whole night asking for zuppa inglese." "But we don't have any." "Nor they have it at the bar across the street." "What a bore!" "There's nothing, in this place." "Nothing!" "I was bored all night long!" "Maurizio." "Maurizio!" "Where have you been?" "Where have you been?" "How are you?" "This is Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "This is one of the most boring places I've ever seen." "There's nothing!" "Nil!" "The only good thing is this suit!" "It's pretty..." "Mister Giuditta, please." " I won't want stay here!" "How could I?" "I've been bored all night!" "There is nothing!" "Let's go Maurizio." "All night..." "Father, please!" "Send back the uniform here, to the police station." "To the station!" "Let's go, Maurizio." "Let's go!" "Be quiet, Maurizio." "Try to relax, Maurizio" "You know something?" "You are a liar!" "Yes, you are a liar, no doubt about it." "I realized since the beginning, of course." "Anyway, I don't care." "What you do is your business." "You did realize that..." "I didn't utter a word?" "I pretend you are a friend, or a relative, on visit." "And you can..." "You can stay here as long as you want." "I don't want to know why you are here because obviously you have your reasons." "But I give you an advice." "You must behave." "I bought you a nice suit so,...you'll have no reason to go around naked!" "All I'm asking you is to not make me kick out." "Am I asking too much, maybe?" "And don't do that smart guy grin!" "What?" "Are you trying to affect me?" "Look, I can do that too, you know?" "Maurizio, where are we going for dinner?" "Where is this restaurant?" "I see you didn't grasp it!" "We, are not going out for dinner." "I, am going out to dinner,.." "and will bring you something when I'm back." "I'm going to the restaurant alone." "What shall I do here all night long?" "Well, since you like yourself so much, look in the mirror!" "Not bad at all, that suit!" "Damn!" "Maurizio, I don't even like this suit." "The suit sucks, but, the person inside it..." "Wow!" "I can't believe it!" "We're actually a clamorous race!" "It's incredible!" "Huh?" "Yet, I don't have easy tastes, it's not that I like, right away..." "Damn, Maurizio, take me out to dinner." "I won't say a word the whole time." "Come on, Maurizio, take me out to dinner." "Maurizio!" "Take you to Benvenuto's restaurant?" "Yes, thanks." "They wouldn't even let you in." "An ignorant like you!" "Probably you not even went to school." " School?" "School!" "School!" "Arithmetics!" "Two times one... nine!" "Two times two, fourteen." "Two times three, fifteen.." "two times four, zero!" "Two times five, nothing!" "Two times six, nothing!" "Two times seven, naught!" "History!" "Babylonians!" "Babylonians are... all dead!" "Geography!" "The Japanese!" "The Japanese are 123!" "Gymnastics!" "Do this exercise!" "Come on, bring me to dinner with you!" "No!" "I said no and I say it again." "No!" "Yes?" " I'm Father Maurizio, there are some friends waiting for me." "Please, come in." " Good evening." " This way." "Father Maurizio!" "How are you, Roberto?" " Thanks for coming." "Let me introduce you my mother." "Pleased to meet you." " The pleasure is mine, madam." "My dad." " Pleased." "Nice to meet you." "Allow me to express you all my gratitude, father Maurizio." "My son always talks about you." "Your son is very kind but, believe me, the credit is all his." "Has what it takes, this young man." "I only had to follow his studies, and.." "address him on the right track." "For the rest, the credit is his." "And yours, of course, for having been good parents." "Who is it?" "I'm Gloria." "I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit." "Say that again, please?" "What's up?" "I'm looking for Father Maurizio, I'm a bit late." "Who should I report?" " Giuditta." "Giuditta Giuditta." " Please, wait here." " Thanks." "Father Maurizio, has arrived for you Dr. Giuditta." "Who?" "Mr. Giuditta." "Maurizio!" "Good evening." "Excuse me." "I've something to tell Maurizio and then I go." "Then I'll dine alone." " What are you saying, sorry?" "A friend of Father Maurizio is welcome among us." "Please take a seat." "Thanks." "Actually, I am not a friend of his, I'm his carnal nephew." " What?" "A nephew?" "How nice!" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me, can you pass the wine, please?" "Yes." "Yes." "Thank you." "You want this too?" " No!" "Thanks." "Excuse me, would you like to eat something?" "Do you have zuppa inglese?" " No, it's finished." "Not even a little bit?" "Tell me the truth." " It's finished." "Do you live here, or are you just visiting?" "He's visiting me, but just for a few days" "He needs to recover a bit,.." "because, as you probably realized,.." "he's not completely..." "You see,.." "he's had a bad time." "His girlfriend left him." "And now something's wrong in his mind." "I understand you." "At my times it was much harder, and so we suffered even more." "You're right" "Nowadays young people make love without even knowing each other." "Yes, they make love with much ease!" "They make what?" " They make love." "So, what does it mean?" "Make love!" "To be with a woman!" "To be physically with a woman." "In short, to possess her physically." "How to say?" "To possess her!" "Now I got it!" "It happened to me, with Giuditta, yes, to me too." "Why?" "Now you two split up?" " They made me leave her!" "However, intimate relationships always make you richer, inside." "What has that girl left you?" "She left me a fur coat." "By the by, Maurizio, where is Giuditta's fur coat?" "I looked good in it!" "Excuse me, how old was she?" "Your same age?" "Come on!" "Me and Giuditta the same age!" "She was older than me, might have been... 63, 64 years old." "Even 65!" "A fat lady!" "Awful ugly!" "Her family then, had busted my balls!" "Awful!" "Sorry, but.." "how did you meet this...?" "So, by chance,.." "one night I got inside her, suddenly, while she slept." "Wham!" "How did she react?" "Nil." "She didn't even notice." "Was asleep, at night, wham, I got inside..." "I was 2 days inside her but she didn't notice anything." "You possessed.." "that 64 old year woman.." "for two days?" "In bed?" "Not just in bed, what say!" "Not just in bed, also in the kitchen, bathroom..." "In short, outside, in the street, on the bus, on the bike..." "Wherever she went, what I do?" "Go in and out continuously?" "If I am in, I'm in !" "If I got out, she'd run away!" "All her family did try to pull me out, but I, no way." "Sorry, what was her name, again?" "Giuditta." "But then, you knew her?" "Yes." "I've known her." "Excuse me, but why choose a 64 year old woman?" "I didn't stop and think about the age." "I ran away, and just wanted to get inside somebody." "What do I care how old..." "I met the lady and, wham, inside, OK?" "Ask the age?" "Had I met you, I'd have got into you." "If I'd met the lady, wham!" "I would have got inside her." "To me is the same!" "What do I care about the age!" "Madonna, what a scene!" "I'll never forget it." "I will no longer have the courage to look at all those people in the face." "Is it ever possible that you did not understand?" "I can't believe it, Giuditta!" "Really you didn't understand anything about what has happened?" "For one moment.." "I thought you were.." "the only truly normal person sitting at that table." "Maybe I drank too much." "Toxi!" "Toxi!" "Well, at this hour at night, we'll do sooner going on foot." "And then, with all the wine I gobbled, a stroll will do me good!" "Damn, what a wind!" "Listen, I drank too much." "I need to pee." "I must..." "You wait here, Giuditta." " Where?" " Here!" "I go take a leak." "You know it was years I didn't go out at night?" "I can no longer even remember when was last time." "You know what I wanted to be, as a kid?" "I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone." "I wanted to be a singer!" "I even started studying contrabass." "I must really make an effort not to think of that day." "If only I'd answered:" ""First street on the right." "Goodbye."" "Instead, I told her:" ""I will escort you, if you don't mind." "No, no, sir", she replied,.." ""I don't want to disturb."" ""It'd be a pleasure!" "You see, I was taking a walk, and I don't do it often."" "She looked at me oddly." ""What you mean, you don't go out often?" "How come?"" ""Well, you see, I'm a priest, miss."" ""Oh, I'd never have guessed!"" ""Thank you, very kind!"" ""Well!" she said, "I've arrived."" ""Me too." I said." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Are you still taking a pee?" "Stop it!" "Did you hear me?" "Stop it!" "Stop it now!" "Can you hear me?" "Stop taking..." "What's wrong with you!" "?" "Are you crazy?" "Put it back inside." "Put it back inside!" "Put back inside what?" "You intend to flood the whole city?" "Music!" "You hear?" "Music!" "Music!" "Over there!" " I hear no music!" "Maurizio!" "Music!" "Come,Maurizio." "You hear?" "Model number 8:" "Charlotte." "A really shimmering model, intimate, melancholic and brilliant." "Just one defect:" "it has an unrepeatable fantasy." "Even the wind seems to emphasize the magical atmosphere of this night." "Oh, here is Leo!" "Do come, Leo!" "Model number 10:" "beautiful!" "Let's speed up a bit." "Model number 11:" "Eleonora, and model number 12:" "Giorgio." "And now, admire the tonality and the sufferance... of the colors, so peacefully restless..." "Oh, but stay, remain seated as well!" "Don't go away!" "And here now the wind brings us model number 13!" "A wedding dress so beautiful and so unique in its kind,.." "thatneedsno furthercomments." "Oh, poor dear." "I'm coming to help you." "It is wonderful here, Maurizio!" "Have you seen?" "The first one in red the second one in green..." "Maurizio!" "I want to stay here forever!" "Maurizio!" "Listen,.." "we can't stay here forever, because, it's gotten very late." "And I'm very tired, and I have a strong headache,.." "so let's go home immediately, got it?" "I can't stand upright anymore." "Come!" " Maurizio!" " I really can't hold on any longer." "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" " Hey!" "Where you going?" " It's the wind!" "What's going on?" "!" "It's too strong!" "Help me!" " Come down!" " They're pulling me!" "The hands!" "Who is pulling you?" " Maurizio, help me!" "What are you saying?" "Come down!" " They're pulling me." "Mauriziooo!" "Giuditta, where are you?" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Maurizio!" "Giuditta!" "I am here!" "Hold my hand." "I'm not going back there!" "Pull, Maurizio!" "Don't worry, you're on the ground!" " There!" "Maurizio!" "Is father Maurizio in?" "It's late, they're awaiting the Mass." "Who?" "What?" " Father Maurizio!" "Must get dressed for Mass." "Where is he?" "Get dressed?" " Yes." " For Mass?" " Yes." " Get dressed?" " Yes." "He's sick." "Too bad!" "Very sick!" "Was sick all night." "Really sick." "Indeed, he told me...what's your name?" " Saverio." ""If Saverio comes, tell him I can't go, but you go.", me." "Let's go." "Quick!" " You?" " Yes. let's go." " OK." "I'll go myself!" "But, this suit, who made it?" " Well, I bought it." "Good!" "Nice!" "Hell, look at the suits!" "Only that,.." "there's not one that's nice!" "The only pretty one is this." "And that one!" "You like it?" "What's your name?" " Saverio." " Saverio!" "I knew it!" "Saverio!" "You must not worry, and fix yourself up a bit." "The prettiest suit is yours, that one." "That one, I like most." "Saverio!" "Huh?" "What we do?" "Where we go?" "Er, we should go that way..." "but, I don't know if..." "That way?" " Yes." " What's over there?" " How, what's there?" "I go take a look." "You wait here." "Hey, er..." "Saverio!" "It's full of people there." "Of course!" "They are here for the service." "They've been waiting for over half hour." "Waiting... waiting for whom?" " They're waiting for you!" " Me?" "They're waiting for me?" "Oh!" "I got it!" "I'll go first." "Then you, by surprise, after a while." "By surprise!" "?" "Yes, by surprise, when..." "you feel like." "Huh?" "When exactly, I don't know." "Model number 4:" "Giuditta." "Here." "Now, I.." "do not want to influence anyone." "Look at it in silence,.." "and ponder!" "You've waited for an hour, but now you can finally see it." "It's a shimmering model, intimate, melancholic and... how was that?" "sincere, and.." "But it's a model, above all... suitable to jump, this Giuditta!" "An applause!" "And now..." "Come Leo, come!" "Come lady, whatever your name.." "it's the same." "I am proud of this model." "Look what a hem!" "An applause!" "Come on, Come here, quick!" "Look at the crossings!" "Look at the colours!" "You, go back to your places." "Stop!" "And now,.." "model number 18:" "Sabrina." "Go, Sabrina!" "Applause!" "I feel like crying, look at that model!" "The nights I spent in sewing it!" "And now, since you've been good, all back, all together, come back." "And now, twirl!" "Twirl!" "Twirl you too, sir!" "All together!" "And now, look, with emotion, at all the models together!" "The sufferance of the colors, so peacefully restless." "Good!" "No, no, remain seated as well!" "Don't go away, now that..." " Giuditta!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Patrizia!" "I am glad you understood." "I think that, when you have recovered, you should go on a nice vacation." "Is that right?" "Yes, maybe you're right." "But I have so many things to do." " Listen, Maurizio..." "This your nephew, sorry, what's his name?" "Giuditta!" "Giuditta, I forgot." "He can't stay here, he must go home." "Easier said than done, believe me." "But, after all, it's my fault." " By the way, where is he now?" "I don't know, he was here a few minutes ago." "Giuditta!" "Giuditta!" "Giuditta!" "To the station!" "Excuse me, sir, is it occupied?" " No, please." "Thanks." "Wonderful!" " Thanks." "Really a nice jacket!" "It's nothing!" "Just a small alarm watch." "See?" "There's also an electronic game." "A pastime." "Do you want to play a bit?" " Wonderful!" "May I?" "Wait, now I'll explain." "So, look..." "There, that's the hunter, see?" "And there, the birds." "Shoot." "Good!" "Excellent!" "Amazing!" "Please." "Thanks." "Very kind." "You've soiled with ink." "Sorry." "Every so often it goes crazy." " It doesn't matter, really." " Here." "The lid was a bit dirty." "May I?" "Tickets, please, gents." "Thanks, good trip." "Ticket, sir?" "Thanks." "Ticket please?" " That is it." " What?" "Yes, that is my ticket, the one the gentleman took." "Again?" " How, again?" "You snatched it from me!" "Make up your mind, a ticket is missing." " Indeed!" "He says that everything is his." " Not everything, but that ticket is." "Whose watch is this?" " It's mine." " Mine!" "And the lady's pen?" " It's mine." " And the lady's kerchief?" " My handkerchief." "These glasses?" " You wear my glasses?" " And the jacket?" " That's my jacket!" "OK, I got it." "Come with me, no fuss." "Maybe I'll even treat you a drink, huh?" "I assure you, it's a mistake!" "You are mistaken!" "When he came in, he kept saying:" ""This train is mine!"" ""Even the controller is mine!"" " Who, me?" " Yes." "Rascal!" "Do you mind giving me back my jacket?" "I must buy another ticket." "We had fun enough, young man." "You are a very witty guy!" "You understand me, right?" "Is it yours?" " I don't know." "What is it?" "Looks like a letter." "Is it yours?" "Don't know..." "Could you read some lines?" "It may make me remind..." ""My love, I am leaving and maybe I won't be back."" "So, is it yours?" " I don't know,.." "I don't remember, I write so many..." "Can you read some more?" ""It's my fault." "When I saw you in that state,.." "in church, in nightgown, and all applauding, I thought:" "it's my fault, has gone mad because of me." "I'm going to my mother." "Don't follow me, I want to be alone." "But I love you, I love what you say..." "What you doing?" "My letter!" "?" "Your letter?" " How dare you?" "Shame on you, you scoundrel!" "What sort of..." "Go away!" "What a rascal!" "You are crazy!" "It's here!" "Come on Guys!" " Nina!" "Nina!" " Stop being silly and give me my bag." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Careful, it's heavy!" "Porter!" "Porter!" "Is there a porter in the station?" "Is there a porter in the station?" "Nina!" "Nina!" "Porter!" "Not even a porter, here." "Porter!" "There is no one, not a living soul." "Of course, if there were anyone,.." "imagine if he wouldn't help a girl carry her luggage." "I didn't want to come here." "I knew!" "I feel this kind of things!" "If somebody had helped me,.." "I wouldn't be here now!" "Ouch!" "Damn!" "This too!" "I knew it!" "Come on." "Come on!" "You like being there, huh?" "You like being there, on the rails?" "You're the most neurotic and stubborn shoe I ever saw!" "I think you have some serious problems!" "And now I can tell you:" "I never liked you!" "You're too tight!" "I'm afraid we'll have to walk." "Taxis won't arrive before 16.30." "Excuse me, let me introduce myself, Professor Cusatelli, germanist." "You say to go walking, but where is the Grand Hotel?" " Just around the corner." "Too far, for someone with a heavy bag and just one shoe." "Well, for that..." "I can help you." "I'll carry your bag." "Okay, professor, let's walk." "Professor, it was a very bad idea!" "We might ask for help to that guy." " Never!" "Then wait for me here." "I go look for a taxi." "You!" "Earlier you pretended not to see nor hear me." "At least now, be a gentleman." "No sign of life..." "Ah!" "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Put me down!" "Professor, help, he's gone mad!" "Put me down!" "What's these manners?" "Let go!" "I see we solved the problem." "It's not very far, anyway." "You look like one with a job that starts with "p"." "painter... printer..." "Stop." "Professor, please, pick it up, thanks." "Let's go." "So, we were saying..." "Porter!" "No, not that!" "Paperboy!" "That's what you are." "No, where you going?" "Turn right!" "Do you know, by chance, at what time the casino opens?" "May I help you?" "Yes." "Into that big book there should be a reservation under my name." "Nina Mociucescu." "This is my passport." "I'm afraid I can't find your reservation." "Give it here." "Never mind." "I want bedroom, living, terrace and bathroom." " I don't see..." "Give her what she wants, can't you see the guy is not very comfortable?" "OK." "Okay." "Giovanni?" "Escort the lady to the 414, please." "Any luggage?" " This bag." "This one too." "This way, please." " Let me down, I arrived." "Careful, careful." "Thanks." "Goodbye, professor." " Miss." "Goodbye." "Send me up a hot chocolate and a pair of shoes size 38...and a half." "When does the casino open?" " And you?" "And you?" "Er..." "Me?" "One zuppa inglese, and a pair of socks, 21...and a half." "A nice girl!" "Maybe a bit nervous, but very pretty." "Professor, I don't feel very well." "I am tired too." "I will go to my hotel." " No!" "No, wait a minute." "I want to ask you, that girl,.." "who was on my shoulders, very beautiful!" "She... how can I say?" "Er..." "Which brand of stuff is that?" "She's beautiful!" "She...she's the...the most beautiful race I've ever seen." "What race is it?" "It's a woman, it seems obvious." "That's all." "I don't know her, I met her at the station." "But for the little I know, and the much I saw,.." "it's a race, as you say, with no panties." "Under the skirt is completely naked!" "Is not it amazing?" "I don't get anything!" "Though, this doesn't mean..." "I liked it, to carry her!" "I like her." "She has something that..." "my body..." "What means?" " You're very excited." "It's love at first sight." "I had the same feelings when I was.." "yes, 15 years old, more or less." "Well, I still don't get it." "I feel like, that is..." "I, er, professor, maybe you are familiar with these things,.." "like..." "I am pulled by this woman..." "like attracted..." "I feel the urge..." "I must do something, or I burst, guys!" "I feel like..." "Like..." "How can I say?" "..." "I understand, young man!" "You are far too eloquent!" "Far too eloquent..." "But I don't know what to do!" "But that's OK!" "There are people who know everything, and that's all they know, said Schiller." "Maurizio may know..." "But then, with him, this never occurred!" "What..." "I don't know, what should I do?" "What you should do?" "Do this, when the girl comes down, you.." "yes, you approach her, and.." "you tell her: "let's have a walk"." "Very likely, she'll say no, and you will ask her: "Why not?"." ""Want to go for a walk?"." ""No.". "Why not?"." "Why, why not..." "Because the girl is right, that's why!" "Can't trust you young people!" "How can you expect to take a walk with a girl,.." "and make love in bed the same night!" "It's an ephemeral passion, which can not last!" "You stay together a bit, and then plan to get married!" "Fine, let's get married, she says." "OK, but I want my freedom, he says." "Good, and I want mine!" "We're together, but each one does as he likes." "And don't smoke in the bedroom!" "Then you get to divorce, and who suffers most?" "The children!" "Thanks, professor!" ""Shall we walk?" "No." "Why?" "Shall we walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Let's have a walk." "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No."" "Good maestro, good." "See you tonight." "Just a bit slower, huh?" " Ok, bye." ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?" "Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?" "Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Wh..."" "Shall we have a walk?" " No!" "Why?" "Because you're right, that's why!" "You young people.." "can take a walk and make love the same night!" "And you smoke in the bedroom!" "I want my freedom!" "Let's divorce!" "It's an ephemeral bedroom, that cannot last." "Who suffers for this?" "Schiller!" "Good!" "Very good!" "Shall we have a walk or not?" "I say yes." "Although I think that I can't walk long with these shoes." "I had asked for 38.5!" "A kiss!" "A kiss right on the lips!" " On the lips?" "Yes, I'm through with men!" "Let him come close..." "True, I neglected him, for play." "But he goes with another girl,.." "without telling me!" "At least, tell me!" " But..." "He kissed her on the lips, right in front of me." "That's too much!" "Brava!" "Anyway, I don't get it." "Why all that fuss for a kiss on the lips?" "What do you mean?" "How can you not understand?" "Wait here." "I'll show you." "Stay here, huh?" " Nina!" " Be good." "But, sweetheart, is that you?" "Huh?" " I Can't believe it, my love!" "Carlo!" "But, Carlo!" "Oh, sorry!" "Sorry, I didn't understand!" "She slapped him!" "Let's go, let's go!" "I don't understand anything, but I like it!" "You understand what happens?" "But, it suffices to kiss someone like that, to raise all that havoc?" "Just the same." "I too slapped him." "Then I didn't want to see him anymore." "It's a wonderful game!" "Who invented it, you?" "Brava!" "Nina..." "Nina!" "Look over there!" "Where?" " Those 2 !" "Shall we go?" " But where?" "Wait!" "It's my turn now." "Wait here." "No!" "No!" "Look who's here!" "It's you!" "Lover, lover, lover!" "I must have called you at least a 1,000 times!" "Finally!" "Oh!" "sorry!" "Sorry, I hadn't seen her!" "But you kissed the man!" " You too, kissed the man!" "I like this game!" "I hadn't read about side effects." "My cousin felt bad, had a terrible pleurisy." "It read:" "Do not administer, absolutely, to asthmatics." "I nearly had a stroke!" "He started breathing like this..." "So,.." "It's so hot!" "Pleurisy healed, but he could no longer speak, because he got an asthma attack!" "Yes, just like that!" "Now, instead of talking, he whistles." "The casino should be open." "Let's go." "I don't like yellow, nor 2:15 in the afternoon, I don't like eggplants." "I like hot chocolate, all those named Giorgio." "I like number 4, the wind blowing strong,." "I like dragees and I like celery." "And you, what do you like?" "Oh, I also like singing out loud!" "What do you like?" "I like..." "now, more than anything... the..." "I don't even know its name." "And then, I'm ashamed,.." "it's the first time it happens to me." " Tell me what it is." "May I say it?" "I like..." "But I like it a lot!" "I had never seen it before." "I saw it earlier, fleetingly." "And then, you have it in such a difficult place!" "Who gave you, Nina, that thing?" "How..." "Where can I get it?" "I need to look at it better, it's in a spot..." "Why.." "don't you put it in an easier place?" "Wish I had a thing like that!" " The casino is open, I must go." "Don't interrupt me, let me finish, give me a second." "That thing, I want to talk about it, Nina,.." "I feel attracted by you, I want.." "I want to hold you!" "That thing is the most..." "If I had it myself!" "I thought I was the best that nature could make,.." "then I see that thing..." "I lack just everything!" "Without that thing...won't you lend it to me?" "I'm dying with envy!" "Don't people know about that thing?" "You should show them..." "Nina, that thing is really..." "how can I do?" "I had a friend named Maurizio." "But he.." "he didn't have such a thing, like yours." "I..." "I didn't look very well, but.." "I'm sure he didn't have it." "I've never seen such a thing." "If I see him again, I will ask him." "I feel like..." "Nina!" "Card." " Nine!" "I knew it!" "I felt it!" "Certain things, I can feel them!" "What happened?" " He fainted." "I am really very sorry." "Well?" " Place your bets!" "If nobody plays, I change table." "Ciao!" "You lost it." "I found it." "Why not?" "Let's bet a coffee." "But, I was talking..." "One for you, one for me..." " Well..." "Card." " Nine." " What?" " Nine." " Nine?" "Coffee turned into a cappuccino." "Let's bet on this too." "One for you." "One for me..." "Card." " Card!" " Nine." "Good!" "Really good." "You leave all of it there?" " Yes." "What a scare!" "One for you, one for me?" "One for you, one for me!" "Card." " Nine!" "Nine!" " Nine." "Eight!" " Eight?" "What does it mean?" "Nine." " Nine!" "Nine!" "Eight!" " Nine!" "Nine." " Nine!" "Card." " Nine!" "Card." " Nine!" "Card." " Nine!" "Nine!" "There must be someone here who brings me the jinx." "Card!" " Nine!" "Want to play again, Madame?" "Can't you see I've nothing left, "Madame"?" "For you, sir." "I...would like to bet..." "everything...on...on..." "You allow me, Miss?" "I don't think all is lost, you can still make up." " And how?" "Oh, excuse my intrusion, but ..." "Professor Cusatelli, we've met at the statio..." "It may seem a bit unusual, but I think I understood that this nice.." "and very lucky young man would play everything he won against.." "a.." "a night to spend with you." "What?" "But,..." "I understand correctly?" "You are a pig!" "Indeed, you are two pigs." "And I should I gamble my self, my body,.." "for these..." "Excuse me, how much is it that?" " 112 millions." "And I, for these stupid 112 millions, should spend the night with him?" "!" "Oh, it's the most vulgar thing I ever..." " Well, what's your decision, Madame?" "You ask me, even?" "I accept!" "Boor!" "What game is this?" " Chemin de fer, sir." "How do you win?" "Whoever gets closer to 9, wins." " So you must say 9." "Card!" "Nine!" "You!" "You got nothing to laugh, you!" "Since I met you at the station I knew you meant bad luck for me!" "Ugly raven!" "Thanks." "And you, come, because I always pay my debts." "Good!" "Best of luck." "Monsieur, your chips!" " Nine!" "That Cusatelli!" "Your buddy, right?" "That's no journalist, he's a pig-ist!" "That's no casino, that's a brothel !" "112 millions for one night!" "224 for 2 nights." "Not bad!" "Listen, you must force me to spend the whole night in bed with you." "But I..." " Don't try to convince me!" "I won't come to bed with you!" "To bed?" "!" "But I don't want to spend the night "in bed" with you!" "You gambled 112 millions, just to sleep with me." "Truth is, you can't wait to take off your clothes." "Undressed?" "Naked?" "But I don't want to undress and go to bed with you!" "But to do what?" "You don't want to come to bed with me?" " No." "No?" " No!" "No?" "I, must say no, not you!" "You, now, come to bed with me, whether you want it or not!" "You do it, got it?" "Is anything wrong with me?" " No!" "I like you a lot, but... but in bed, to sleep, naked!" "What for?" "No, Nina, I would like to..." "I can't understand anything, but I feel that I would like..." "Hands off, filthy pig!" "I knew you wanted to go to bed with me!" "Again?" "But, Nina, think for a moment, think!" "Excuse, I have the night available, the whole night available,.." "and I throw it away in bed, with you, naked?" "I mean, hey!" "So then, I didn't understand well." "You want to come to bed with me or not?" "But I don't want to spend the night in bed with you." "OK, then it means we're even." "Rude and ignorant!" "Nina!" " Leave me alone, please." "I don't want to see you anymore!" "Nina, but where..." "Who's that?" " It's me, Gloria..." "I left the driving license on the table near the fruit." "Look, you are wrong." "Yeah, huh?" "You think so too?" "But, about what?" "Maybe she was sleepy." "Should've pretended to be sleepy too?" "Huh?" "What say you?" "Hello?" "Huh?" "Hey!" "First he talks, then disappears." "I don't understand." "The devil!" "The devil himself!" "Patrizia, I assure you it was a devastating experience!" "That's enough, Maurizio!" "I want to go home." "You may not seize a person so, for eight hours!" "And continuously repeat her the same things, always!" "Just let me finish, and you'll see that everything is clear." "Then, you take the bus, okay?" "I can no longer look at you, Maurizio!" "You look distraught!" " Okay, I turn the other side!" "But listen to me, please." "I want to tell you something very romantic that's on the tip of my tongue." "Don't move!" "I must concentrate." "It lasted since long." "And now I took my decision." "Isn't it funny that all this happened at a bus stop?" "But the moment has come." "Now everything is clear in my mind." "See, Patrizia, you.." "always were a big temptation to me, like the devil." "And Giuditta, the devil,.." "is the temptation in flesh and blood." "The temptation personified!" "And I..." "I loved him, and now I miss him." "And I thought that Giuditta, and you, Patrizia,.." "were the same person." "You understand what I mean?" "..." "Don't say anything, Patrizia." "I realize it's getting late." "I am going away." "You stay here and wait for the bus." "It should arrive at any moment." "Stay there!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio, it's me, Giuditta!" "Maurizio!" " I know, I know!" "Maurizio!" "I don't feel very well, and then I must talk to you." "Why run away?" "I run because you scared me, that's why!" "I scared you?" "!" "You, scared me!" "I was nicely sitting on the bench and having a private chat,.." "when jumps out this filthy being that..." "What's going on, Giuditta?" " Music!" "Hey, Giuditta!" "Giuditta." "Giuditta!" "Sorry for calling you filthy being earlier." "I didn't mean, it slipped out!" "Don't be so touchy!" "People make fun of me too, you know!" "They say my nose is too big,.." "my eyes are too small, my hair are too dark..." "But I don't get mad." "Laugh at it!" "There's no reason to be offended." "Alright, I spoke too much!" "How did you appear so suddenly at the bus stop?" "I was talking to Patrizia, and suddenly you took her place!" "I didn't see her taking the bus." "Neither I saw the bus!" "I must have really been in a trance." "Giuditta." "Giuditta, are you listening to me?" "What's wrong with you?" "What are you looking at?" "Maurizio..." " Yes?" " You see that girl?" "Yes, I see her, very pretty." "So?" "She absolutely wants to spend the whole night in bed with me naked." "That girl wants to spend the night in bed with you, naked?" "Good evening." "You'd spend the night in bed with me?" "Naked?" " Naked." "Well, only an idiot would refuse such a proposal!" "You dance tango?" " No, but I learn fast!" "Excuse me, Giuditta." "You know?" "This is the second time I dance, in my life." "When was the first time?" " Can't remember." " It makes me so mad." "It's a matter of principle now." "I "must" spend the night with him!" "Him, who?" " With your friend!" "With him!" "?" " Yes, I really like him, to die for!" "Good heavens, then it's true!" "Sure!" "Strange, there's something in that guy that attracts me." "He's...special!" "Sure that, he is no ordinary person!" "Want an advice?" "Bet on someone else." "Who?" "You, for example?" "Is this what you are trying to tell me?" "No, it never crossed my mind, far from it." "Although I can assure you it would be much better for you!" " But you say?" "Listen,.." "Miss, seriously, I would never spend a night with him, and I'm his best friend!" "The more you say, the more I feel like it!" "Listen,.." "you...you'd go to bed with an animal?" "What are you trying to tell me?" "Well, what am I trying to say..." "Well,.." "let's put it this way, he's more than an animal, he's a whole herd!" "You grasp?" "Listen to me, for your own sake." "Take my advice!" "If you can't hold on, bet on someone else!" "Anyone but him, or me, got it?" "If I had any doubts before, now I don't anymore!" "Where are you going?" " To the herd!" "Hello." "How are you?" "Well, but I feel a bit weird." "Let's sleep together, but we do what?" "Come, don't worry." "You get undressed, and I'll take care of the rest." "Giuditta!" "He's so stupid, I almost lost hope." " You're wrong, he has something I like." "Don't tell me you fell in love." " Don't say nonsense!" "I had fun being here." "There is one thing I can't understand." "How can they wear those stupid shoes all day?" "They're so uncomfortable!" "Don't tell me!" "I can't sleep in them!" "Are you sure he knows how to do it?" " Yes." "I told him to get undressed and wait for me." "I feel he's ready." "Goodbye, and thanks for working so well with me." "My pleasure." "Giuditta!" "But, what are you doing?" "You're going away without saying bye?" "I've waited for you here all night." "Come here and tell me." "How did it go?" " Oh, Maurizio!" "Maurizio, I really have to tell you!" "She was amazing!" "Tonight ..." "She took me, we put ourselves one over.." "But, extremely refined, huh?" "Refined?" " Yes" "And how come...?" "You in a hurry?" " Yes, Maurizio." "Indeed, I want to say goodbye now, because I must go." "I must go because I just remembered about some deadlines,.." "and I must go..." "My family...my business." "I am busy over there." "I had told you..." "I'm here to say goodbye very quickly, I am going to visit my dad, my mum..." "Then, they may send someone to get me, it wouldn't look good." "I think they've already sent someone." "Look here." "A picture of me dancing with the girl, but she can't be seen!" "She's a dangerous woman!" "It's a filthy being!" "No offense!" "What?" "Is he talking about me?" "What?" "I was talking about that girl, Nina!" "Exactly." "Please!" "Yes, I know." "She's beautiful, isn't she?" "Beautiful?" "Not at all!" "I've just said she's a filthy being!" " Maurizio!" "Sorry, sorry, Giuditta, I promised I wouldn't speak,.." "But I sure can't be named filthy being by someone holding his soul by the teeth!" "Giuditta!" "What's happening?" "Whose voice is that?" "Er..." "That's mine!" "I had fun to..." "It's my voice..." "It happens often, in the morning, with cool." "Actually, it's not so cool." "I have some hot flushes!" "Huh?" "I'm a filthy being?" "I get it!" "Nina, please, I told you to let me say goodbye to Maurizio in peace." "No?" "Maurizio!" "And then, don't make me do so with my jacket!" "Stop this thing with the jacket!" "Maurizio..." "No!" "I'm hot!" "I'll do it as much as I want!" "What's more, I don't like him, your friend." "Maurizio!" "As soon as I stop doing this..." "Nina, make me stop doing this." "For just a second!" "She's got a character!" "But she's so beautiful." "She came to get me." "She's taking me back personally." "She fears I may run away again." "But,.." "I like her a lot!" "Last night she did to me such things..." "She has a thing that...can't explain..." "You ought to see it." "Nina, can you show him?" "Don't be stupid!" "What do you want to show him?" "How can I describe it, Maurizio, she has a thing with...with..." "You'll never understand, Maurizio." "They sent her to bring me back." "Bye." "You have the nicest mean of transportation I've ever seen!" "Bye!" "Bye." " Bye."