"Those things from purgatory." "Uh..." "Leviathan." "They're like shapeshifters only a lot only a lot more into eating folk." "And they bleed black goo." "Mr. Singer." "I believe you know Sheriff Mills." "It's Dick frigging Roman." "Who the hell is Dick frigging Roman?" "I'm gonna eat you, Bob." "Yes." "Bobby!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" "Hey, Bobby, your hat." "Oh, God." "Bobby?" "!" "Hold on!" "What, did you come here to finish the job?" "We're coming for you, and not just to hurt you -- to kill you." "Bobby, um, hey." "Thanks...for everything." "Idjits." "Bobby?" "Hey!" "All right, let's do this." "Move fast." "Wait, wait, wait." "What's the plan exactly?" "Don't die." "He's heading downtown." "All right, you take the street." "I'll take the alley." "I'll meet you in the middle." "Son of a..." "Dean?" "Don't give me that dirty-diaper look." "I ain't calling you." "Hello?" "Sam, it's Jody Mills." "I wake you?" "The sheriff?" "Uh, yeah." "Uh, I mean, uh " "Listen, I got something that smells like you boys." "A body turned up in Canton, Ohio." "Local P.D.'s trying to bury the story and the body." "Okay, um, so, uh, what's up with the body?" "When it turned up, the thing was mummified minus the wrapping." "This is actually the second body found like this in the last couple weeks." "Sound like a song you boys tap to?" "Yeah, yeah, that's, that's um... that's our kind of number." "Hey, question -- how does a sheriff in Sioux Falls get wind of a case in Ohio?" "I'm just that nosy." "Look, after everything I've been through with you boys and... with Bobby, you know, something like this pops up on the wire, it catches my ear." "What can I say?" "Well, we'll look into it." "Thanks, Sheriff." " Call me after, okay?" " Yeah." "That was Sheriff Mills." "She caught us one." "Oh, I feel bad." "We didn't get her anything." "I can't believe I'm about to say this but I hope you're watching cartoon smut, 'cause reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self-punishment." "It's called anime, and it's an art form." "Well, this looks nice." "Check around back?" "And one un-rancid bedroom." "Define semi-functioning, and do not use the words "hole in the floor."" "How does paper beat a rock?" "It's stupid." "Kids playing hide-and-seek found the body." "Wow." "Very King Tut." "Yeah, so, this is where the eyewitness to the assault lives, but the cops are calling him an unreliable witness." "Because?" "Let's find out." "Special Agent Smith." "This is, uh, Special Agent Smith." "No relation." "Whoa." "Do you mind if we, uh..." "My mom's sleeping in there." "S-so, how can I...?" "Oh, we, uh -- we had a few questions about the incident you witnessed in the alley." "You just gonna laugh at my story like the rest of the suits?" "We're not gonna laugh at you." "All right, well, I'm on the steps... medicating..." "when I hear fighting." "So I look." "There's my neighbor Durbin, and some dude dressed like my grandpa's got him by the neck, right?" "What do you he looks like your grandpa?" "Uh..." "Snappy shoes, suit, one of those, um, Justin Timberlake hats." "Y-you mean a -- a fedora?" "Aha!" "Did you see anything else?" "This red, like, energy passed through Durbin to hat guy." "Even my watch stopped." "Durbs..." "He aged before my eyes." "He looked like a raisin." "Well, we believe you." "Oh." "Thanks for your help." "Thank you, officer -- officers." "Yep." "Nothing that turns a dude into a crypt keeper." "You?" "Uh, well, greater Canton turns out kind of a hot spot for weird dead bodies." "Hmm." "You don't say." "Yeah." "News archives." "They're not exactly reporting, uh, mummifies." "But still -- 1928, three deaths cited as spontaneous combustion." "Bodies "shriveled despite no signs of fire."" "Little stretch, but okay." "'74, three bodies found with leathery decay." "Uh, '57, three more -- severe dehydration." "This time one made the front page." "Girl named Terry Cervantes found a corpse near her church." "Any pattern here other than the location?" "Random vics, random years." "But they seem to drop in threes." "That's two down, one to go." "All right, let me drive for a sec." "What, are you gonna look up more anime, or are you strictly into Dick now?" "Hmm." " Are those local feeds?" " Yeah." "How did you do that so fast?" "A little tutorial from Frank." "Don't worry." "We'll pretend this never happened." "Now, mummy numero dos was found at the Gas n' Sip near Main Street, correct?" "Yeah." "All right, well, here's all the cameras around that store." "You need to teach me that trick." "Hey, check it out -- Timberlake." "Wait a sec." "You can't let me bask in the glory for one second, can you?" "Shut up." "Look." "He hasn't aged a day, has he?" "All right, well, if he's been popping up for decades now, then somebody's bound to know who he is, right?" "Is there any chance that, uh, Terry's still local?" "You know it's so pretty in the spring." "Everything's blooming." "That's why I walked home that way -- to see the flowers." "Instead, I found that body." "I still have no idea what could have done that to a person." "Do you recognize that man?" "Yeah." "I mean, he lived on my parents' street." "Mr. Snider." "Where'd you say your parents live?" "So, what exactly is this thing?" "Some sort of vampire who got too sucky?" "Nope." "Coroner's reports said there was blood in both bodies." "300-year-old blood, but blood." "Dude, dude." "Uh, fedora dude." "All right, let's do this." "Let's move fast." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What's the plan here, exactly?" "Don't die." "All right, you take the street." "I'll take the alley." "I'll meet you in the middle." "Son of a..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, you!" "Drop the gun!" "Put it down!" "Drop the gun!" "All right." " Okay, can I just " " Don't." "Listen to me." "Hey, if you tell me you're from the Bureau one more time," "I'm gonna air you out myself." "Got it?" ""No signal."" "Are you some kind of Jerry spy?" "Jerry who?" "And a terrible one at that." "This badge was issued 68 years from now." "Ace work, kraut-muncher." "'44?" "I'm stuck in 1944?" "!" "We're all stuck in 1944, ya bunny." "Take a powder." "Yes, sir." "Look I don't even like frigging Sauerkraut, okay, so you can just skip the " "What happened in the alley?" "And paint me a real picture." "All right, well," "I'm "12 monkey'ed" no matter what I say, so here goes." "I was chasing this dude." "Uh, I'd just seen him mummify a guy." "Yeah." "So, I jumped him." "He lights up red." "Poof, we're in 1944." "Tell me more about the red light." "Are you seriously asking " "You want out of this jail, you're gonna tell me everything you can about that man and the so-called light." "Okay." "I saw it, and then we were here." "Would you say that, uh..." "It was all around you or that more that it came from inside this fella?" "You believe me." "Are you...?" "You're a hunter." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Demons, ghosts, shifters." "Hey, I've killed 'em all." "And you're the same." "Just 68 years before me, huh?" "And your name is...?" "Dean..." "Winchester." "Ness." "Eliot Ness." "Dean?" "No." "Why?" "Where's Dean?" "The thing that's been mummifying people took him in a frigging ball of light and disappeared." "You guys get that a lot?" "Yeah, more than most people." "Well, I got you into this, so " "No, no, no, you didn't." "A-all you did was just " "Shut up, Sam." "How I can help?" "Well, um..." "How do you feel about driving and lifting boxes?" "I-I got to tell you, I mean, "Untouchables" is, like, one of my most favorite movies ever." "What?" "I must have seen that thing, like, 50 times." ""Seen it?" What, like, I'm in the " "Oh, yeah, yeah!" "You don't even know!" "Oh, you are -- pbht!" "Look, hey, wait, wait, wait." "Let's just..." "Slow it down." "Okay?" "Now, time travel." "Is that something you find up a lot of sleeves in the future or...?" "No, no, no." "It's, uh, not normally on the menu." "Trust me." "I'm as surprised as you are that I'm here." "So we're hunting the same thing, just in different centuries?" "Two bodies." "A few days apart just a little over a month ago." "One witness said that she saw an assailant light up red after sucking the life out of a man." "Awesome." "How does that fill you with awe?" "Look, Dean, this thing, it kills " " In threes." " In threes." "But you already know that." "He's two down." "You're coming with me." "We've got to get this thing before it grabs the last one." "Okay, so, so, wait, uh..." "Does..." "Does this mean that I'm an Untouchable now?" "It means we got to get you into some new clothes." "You look like some kind of bindle stiff." "Stiff your br-- bin-- what?" "Hey." "What's the rumpus, Eliot?" "Ezra Moore." "Dean Winchester." "Hey." "Who's he?" "Some farmer clown?" "He's, uh, from the future." "Yeah." "Gas costs four bucks." "You can get cheese out of a spray can." "And...the President, he's a black guy." "I could go on." "Paint me impressed." "I assume you need some clothes." "Come on." "Hey, let me, uh -- let me help you with those." "No, I got these." "You go get the other 20 in my truck." "Seriously?" "Yeah." "I think Bobby may have had a slight hoarding issue." "I could barely get the door open on that storage locker." "And, um, I'm pretty sure something's alive in at least three of those boxes." "Awesome." ""Awesome"?" "You some religious kook?" "No, he just likes saying that." "So, spill already." "What bucket of syrup did you two idjits step into?" "Something funny, sweetheart?" "No, you, uh..." "You just kind of remind me of someone." "Okay, Ezra..." "We need your help." "It seems we're hunting a time traveler." "Delightful." "Got it." "Looks like fedora man, 1968." "Is that a -- is that a ring on his finger?" "Um..." "Yeah." "I know that symbol." "It's the infinite hourglass." "That's the symbol I saw on his ring." " Yeah, that's the mark of Chronos." " Who?" "The God of time." "That's crazy." "The thing is, with the Old Gods, once upon a time they were just short of invincible." "But a lot of their mojo from worshippers, from people feeding them." "These days, not so much." "Right, they're not what they used to be." "But they make up for lack of power with being twice as pissed and a lot more hands-on." "Okay." "So why's this God killing people?" "Could be he's killing folks for his time juice." "All right, well, how the hell am I gonna ride him back to 2012?" "Well, you could let him grab you, if you don't mind him using you for gasoline." "So, how do we get Dean back?" "How do we even find this Chronos?" "Best stab?" "We find a way to summon a God." "Look, let's just stick with what we know." "Ezra, see if you can find something in all this junk that will kill a God." "No trouble at all." "Come in a few hours, see what I can scrounge up." "You said you fellas found his house?" "Well, let's go see if it's been built yet." "And then let's kill that bastard, because that " "Is the Chicago way." ""The Chicago way?"" "Who talks like that?" "Sean Connery." "Come on." "Never watch that movie again." " It looks empty." " You got a lock pick?" "Sure." "Take a look around." "Where's he getting all the lettuce to support this?" "He's using the "biff strategy."" "Using what?" "He's " " Chronos is betting on races he already knows the outcome of." "Look at this." "He's spent a lot of time in '44." "Yeah." "What's L.Y.?" "It's not a what." "It's a who." "Lester young." "He lays bets for a lot of the flunkies in town." "Let's say we go pay him a visit." "Hey!" "W-whoa!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Easy with the jacket!" "Yeah, I ain't talking." "I'm no stoolie." "I learned it from watching you." "Look, you seem like a swell guy, Lester." "And I want to help you out." "I do, but my partner here?" "He just back from the war." "And he's spent the last two years kicking in Nazi skulls." "If he doesn't kick in a skull every couple days, he gets real touchy." "Lester." "That a German name?" "Hey, okay, okay." "There's no need to snap your cap." "W-who you looking for?" "Fella by the name of Snider." "What, that guy?" "I mean, bum never missed a bet, but he gave me the heebie-jeebies, so I cut him off." "Where would you meet him for the payoff?" "T-the Early Bird!" "It's a dive on Haggerty." "Practically lives in the joint." "That's it!" "Damn it." "Okay, yours sounds better." "You first." "It says here that people could summon Chronos" ""to compel him to tell them their futures."" "And I've got the spell to do it right here." "So why the "damn it"?" "'Cause calling Chronos isn't the problem." "It's making sure we summon him when Dean is right there..." "Literally with his hands on the guy, so he can surf him back." "That's not automatic?" "No, it's more like we need to get the time on their end right to the exact second." "Or we get an angry God but no big brother?" "And he's trapped there forever." ""Fine, you ass." "You win for once." "Enjoy." "R."" "Who's "R"?" "Rufus, a family friend." "Wonder what they were betting over?" "Well, whatever it was, Rufus sure was a sore loser." "Yeah." "It's weird, huh?" "It's like their life's a big puzzle." "You just keep finding pieces of it scattered all over the place." "We should drink this." "He'd want us to." "Am I wrong?" "It'd be rude not to." "That's him." "Kind of puny for a God." "Thought you were, uh -- thought you were Mr. Boy Scout." "Why do you think I went after Capone in the first place?" "The guy had the best hooch in Chicago." "So, now, w-who died in your life and made you a hunter?" "Who died?" "Nobody died, you morbid son of a bitch." "I started doing this 'cause vampires were turning folks in Cleveland." "And you got the bug." "That's when I got the bug." "Sometimes you just want to punch through the red tape with a silver bullet." "Yeah, hunting sets me free." "Isn't that why you hunt?" "I used to do it 'cause that's what my family did." "Hmm." "But they just seem to keep dying." "To tell you the truth," "I don't know why I'm doing much of anything anymore." "Boo-hoo." "Cry me a river, ya Nancy." "Tell me, are all hunters as soft as you in the future?" "Everybody loses everybody." "And then one day, boom." "Your number's up, but at least you're making a difference." "So enjoy it while it lasts, kid, 'cause hunting's the only clarity you're gonna find in this life." "And that makes you luckier than most." "Hello, nurse." "Hey." "Sweet merciful awesome." "Well, everything's coming up us, kid." "Talk to me." "I am." "The owner of the house, Miss Lila Taylor, age 20, lives alone." "Take the car, head back to Ezra, see what she's got." "I'm gonna stay here and keep my peepers on the Sheik and the Sheba." "That's it?" "That is a 1,000-year-old olive carved by vestal virgins and dipped in the blood of -- you don't want to know." "Pulling this together wasn't easy." "You and Ness both owe me, smoothie." "You can have whatever you want soon as we gank this thing." "Yeah, yeah." "Take your twig, wise guy." "Well, now, how's it work?" "Well..." "You stick this end in his heart." "Miss, he has you for supper." "Make sense?" "Wait, if I -- if I kill Chronos..." "I'm stuck here." "You just now realized?" "Oh, come on." "1944 ain't so bad." "Yeah, I could head over to Europe, punch Hitler in the neck." "Oh, there's lots of ways to pass the time, sugar." "That's for luck." "'Cause I'm lucky." "Thanks." ""Back to the Future III."" "I need to borrow some paper." "Mr. Ness I presume?" "You know, I stopped by the police station to take care of that hunter who rode me here." "I heard you took him out of jail." "I thought I might see you again." "Ethan?" "There you are." "Can't take the trash out without the trash silly." "Sorry, honey." "I don't know where I left my head." "Be right there." "Sweetie, I want you to pack a bag." "Excuse me?" "Well, you're always asking me where I go." "Come with me tonight." "Is...is everything okay?" "Yeah, everything's perfect." "You're perfect." "I just need you to pack a bag and I'll explain why on the way, okay?" " But the diner " " Forget about them!" "We'll call them tomorrow, okay?" "Just go." "Pack." "Jackpot." "Can I help you, son?" "Yes, sir." "I am, uh, Special Agent Costner with the, uh, Department of Homeland Termite Invasion." " Termites?" " Yes, sir." "There's been an outbreak all over this area, and I just want to do an inspection, make sure that the, uh, perimeter's secure." "Yes." "Yes, of course." "Um, you'd better come in." "Okay." "Is everything okay up here?" "What?" "!" "Oh, yeah -- no!" "No, no." "Not to worry, because I'm going to install something that will protect this house forever." "Yeah." "You are toast." "I'll keep pushing." "You go get some shut-eye." "Uh, that's okay." "I can, uh..." "Do I have to use my mom voice?" "All right." "You asked for it." "Young man " ""Sammy, turns out Snider is Chronos."" "Wait, this is from Dean?" "How " "Just read." ""I rode him to 1944." ""Am working with Eliot Ness -- yes, that one." ""Tracked down Chronos." ""He's banging some chick named Lila Taylor," ""and we got a weapon." "We're going after him." "Take care of yourself, Sam."" "Look at the top." "November 5, '44." "So, now we know the exact date Dean had hands on Chronos." "All we need is the exact time." "Which we get how?" "Hoping, we ask someone who was there." "Miss Lila Taylor?" "Oh, can you get "The Sullivan Show"?" "I want to watch that Frankie Valli." "Um, actually, we're with the police." "Oh." "Is Michael in trouble again?" "I told him not to read those comic books." "Uh, no, no, no, no." "He's, uh -- he's fine." "We'd wanted to ask you some questions about this man." "Ethan." "That's Ethan." "Do you remember the last time you saw Ethan?" "Of course." "November 1944 -- the night the clocks stopped." "Th-the clocks stopped?" "11:34." "Every clock in the house." "Ma'am, can you tell us anything else you remember?" "Ethan..." "Said awful things." "And then..." "And then he strangled that poor man." "What poor man?" "Two policemen came to arrest Ethan." "Ma'am, was this one of them?" "Ethan choked the life out of that man." "Ness!" "Ness!" "Ethan!" "Let's talk." "Here, break this." "Please don't hurt her." "Ethan, what's happening?" "Yeah, Ethan." "What the hell?" "Lila, I'm sorry, but, you just -- everything I said to you is true" "Oh, he might have left out a few details." "He tell you he's a monster who jumps through time?" "I'm a God!" "Look, I'm not a monster." "Listen." "I'm the opposite." "Well, don't forget to tell her about all the people you murdered along the way, boy scout." "What?" "It's not like that." "I do it for you, Lila." "I don't understand." "Well, he's not as strong as he used to be." "Isn't that right, Ethan?" "Now you got to suck people dry." "Wild guess -- it takes three kills to juice you up." "Sacrifices." "Three sacrifices, and I can control when and where I land." "But once I get there, it's never for long before I'm tossed through time again." "That's my life, Lila." "And all I want is to get back here." "Because you just love the clean Canton air?" "Because I love her!" "Because I lived the worst existence you can imagine, and then I found you." "After you killed Tyler Crosby and Cathy Porter?" "Lila here was gonna be victim number three." "Am I right?" "Don't act like you never killed a soul before you met her, pal." "Something tells me you used to kill three saps just for a change of scenery." "Yes, I did." "Back down." "I-I used to wander, but now I have you." "I knew Cathy." "She used to come into the diner every day." "Lila, please." "You are a monster." "No, Lila, please!" "O khrone parakaloumen se thespizein hemin khronon ton mellonta." "No!" "Hey, Untouchable!" "Dean!" "Hey!" "No!" "You!" "Destroyed everything!" "Hey, Chronos?" "!" "Was that the best you got?" "You want to know your future?" "I know your future." "It's covered in thick black ooze." "It's everywhere." "They're everywhere." "Enjoy oblivion."