"As we celebrate the birth of our great country we have the opportunity to demonstrate our own independence...." "Hi, honey." "Yeah." "I pretty much just got here." "Pretty much." "That's why I'm not in town." "I'm calling you now." "Shit." "No, I just...." "Shit!" "...almost identical, with morning lows in the high 70s and afternoon highs in the upper 90s." "That's perfect picnic weather for this sunny lndependence Day." "Jesse." "Today's the big day." "Yep." "You gonna get it right this time?" "I hope so." "Well, he's done it again." "Another financial institution has fallen victim to his theatrics." "For the latest on this story, we go to Cindy Vargas in Cerritos." "This is the 10th bank in as many months to be robbed in this fashion." "Federal authorities believe these heists to be the work of a single perpetrator and have dubbed him "Hamlet" due to the unusual way in which he performs." "It seems he has a flair for Shakespeare and apparently he's getting some rave reviews." "I ain't no expert on Shakespeare, but he was pretty damn good." "The fbi has traced his ill-gotten gains to a number of charities across the country." "The search for Hamlet continues." "For KGAB, this is Cindy Vargas reporting live from Cerritos." "That'II put some hair on your chest." "You oughta pour some over your head." "Go fuck yourself, billy." "You get any acting work yet?" "If I ever get desperate, I can always become a divorce attorney." "Beats the shit out of waiting tables." "I'm not a fucking waiter!" "To undying friendship." "No." "Come on." "Teddy?" "Yeah, you know what she says about liquor with me: "No."" "Your dad know you're back in town?" "No, not yet." "How is the old bastard?" "I don't want to talk about him." "Let's talk about something I care about." "How long has he been in there, anyways?" "Ask sol." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "I sleep fine at night, okay?" "I have a clear conscience." "It's okay, sol." "I'm sure he doesn't hold it against you." "What's three years of a man's life, right?" "There he is." "Thank you, CahiII." "That's very sweet of you." "See you soon." "Do I know you guys?" "So, you famous yet?" "I'm working on it." "We're working on it." "Good to see you." "Teddy!" "Come here." "How's things?" "predictable." "predictable." "Buzzard?" "What do you think?" "You got two in the tower with Ruger Mini-14s 30-round mags, 5.56-caIiber, full metal jacket." "One on the perimeter with a Remington 870 pump 12-gauge, doubIe-ought buckshot." "What about you?" "HK, USP, 9-miIIimeter and for those special occasions, we have a lovely WaIther PPK." "You're packing?" "could you say it louder?" "I'm not sure the guards heard you." "That is against the Iaw, okay?" "I'd rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6." "sol, please advise him." "Why don't you give him some of your expert legal advice?" "I don't do criminal law anymore." "No?" "Yeah." "Let's get the fuck outta here." "It's still here!" "glad I'm not." "Can't imagine anything worse than still living here." "Try being in a state prison for about 1,000 days." "Jess." "Yeah?" "I wanted to ask you a kinda personal question." "Can I?" "You want to ask me?" "In prison, how do you keep from getting butt-fucked?" "Come on, Teddy!" "What?" "I'm curious." "You don't, actually." "My God." "No." "I mean, it's really not that big a deal." "I'm serious." "I mean, I was like you guys." "I thought it was something I'd never do, but...." "I liked it, you know?" "There were points when I was actually craving it." "You know, I was longing for it." "There's something natural about it." "Don't tell me you've never at Ieast thought about something like this." "please!" "No!" "To be perfectly honest, I've had dreams about it." "Sure." "Yeah, I've had" "I had one." "Not a dream, though." "It was actual...." "Never mind." "Just an experience, whatever." "That was before I was with Mary and all." "Confession time?" "AII right." "I was out on maneuvers once, I was sharing a foxhole with this guy and he started to come on to me." "So, I don't know...." "I let him blow me." "If you close your eyes, it's the same thing." "You don't have to do that." "You guys all going queer on me?" "I mean, Teddy, that I couId understand but, come on!" "You know, sol, you don't have to be a queer to fuck another man, right?" "What a sucker." "assholes." "A collection of assholes." "To Jesse." "To Jess." "To freedom." "This place hasn't changed since high school." "You sure you want to go through with this, Jess?" "I've never been more sure about anything in my Iife." "Teddy, I need to get some cash." "Drop me off at the next corner." "Can it wait?" "What's the big deal?" "Hope is the big deal." "She'II kill me." "I forgot your wedding present, all right?" "Cash." "How touching." "It's two blocks from the church." "I can make it there in less than three minutes." "Drop me off, Teddy." "Yeah." "Okay." "pull over for you, okey-dokes." "Don't be late, okay?" "Trust me." "Go on." "After you." "Okay." "pull over." "Why?" "I don't trust him." "Let's, just wait here for a sec, okay?" "It'II make me feel better." "tell you what." "I'II go check it out." "You guys just sit tight." "tell him to hurry up, please." "Yeah." "Roger that." "Now we've lost two." "So, how's Mary?" "She hates me." "Come on." "I just want to make sure he has one." "You know, maybe it's just a phase, her hating you." "No, she's pretty much hated me from the day I got her pregnant." "Sure it's yours?" "Am I sure it's mine?" "Come on." "She was a virgin when I met her." "Okay?" "Good friends...." ""How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable..." ""...seem to me all the uses of this world!"" "You, sir, down on the floor." "And you, "bid the players make haste."" "Come on, my love, get thee to the vault!" "We must hurry!" "Let's go!" "billy?" "It's hamlet." "He's back there." "He's over there." "billy?" "Sorry!" "Your kingdom will thank you." "Let's go!" ""If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight, Iet it be tenable in your silence still;" ""And whatsoever else shall hap to-night..." ""...give it an understanding, but no tongue:" ""I will requite your loves." ""So, fare you well."" "Freeze!" "Drop the gun!" "Drop the fucking gun or I will drop you!" "Goddamn it, Buzz!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?" "will you go in and get those assholes before they ruin my wedding day?" "Who?" "Buzz." "Go get them." "And billy." "Both!" "You want me to go get them?" "hold it!" "hold it!" "Jesus." "Don't be a hero, buddy." "Just hand over the gun." "Come on, guys, we gotta" "What the hell are you doing?" "What's going on here?" "Ask billy." "holy shit!" "Grab him!" "Get out of the way!" "Goddamn it, Teddy!" "please, nobody move." "Okay, what should we do?" "I don't know." "I know what I'm doing." "What?" "Shit." "You gotta be kidding me." "You gotta fucking be kidding me!" "What are you guys thinking?" "obviously we're not, Jess." "No, sorry." "I'm getting married today so you guys can just handle this on your own." "smile on your way out." "Say "cheese."" "holy fuck!" "Get the tape." "billy, go get the tape!" "Come on, billy, move your ass!" "Where is it?" "Where is it usually?" "Excuse me." "The tape deck is in the manager's office behind the picture of ronald Reagan." "Come on, billy, get it!" "Move it!" "How could you guys do this today, Buzz?" "Wasn't my idea." "Jesse?" "hold on!" "AII you had to do was get me from jail to the chapel." "Jess!" "Just a second, Teddy." "I don't think that tape's gonna matter much anymore." "And I don't think we're gonna make it to your wedding." "What have we got here, Cuervo?" "Four, possibly five men, armed, in tuxedos." "What?" "Bud!" "Any casualties?" "None that we know of." "Where's your button?" "Must've fallen off." "Hostages?" "Tough to say. 5 to 10 employees could be as many as 15 customers in there." "This is not a good time for this." "Is that it?" "Not quite." "We got a witness who says one of 'em was talking funny." "What do you mean?" "Sounded like Shakespeare." "Sir, I think it's hamlet." "Contact the evening news and the Daily lndependence and send it out over the wire." "I want this on CNN." "This is a good time for this." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "Stay on your toes." "This hamlet guy knows what he's doing." "He's a professional." ""Trust me"?" "I'm a free man, you son of a bitch!" "Is this my wedding present?" "I oughta kill you!" "Just relax, Jess, all right?" "Do you know what you've done here?" "Do you have any idea at all?" "You weren't even supposed to come in here." "If you'd gone to the church, none of this would've happened!" "That's a moot point now, billy." "It's a what?" "It doesn't matter anymore." "It's too late!" "Moot." "Then go, Jess." "Go!" "Get outta here!" "sol, you care to explain to Butch Cassidy how things actually work?" "I told you, I don't do criminal law." "Just indulge us, okay?" "tell him!" "Okay." "AII right." "Outside of the obvious what, armed robbery, kidnapping, we have accomplice liability and probably conspiracy to commit a felony." "What are you talking about?" "We are aiding and abetting as we speak." "Do you understand that?" "No." "Look, Jess, I'II take care of this, all right?" "I'II handle it." "handle it." "This is Sheriff Bud phillips of the Sheriff's department." "You are completely surrounded." "I want to speak to the person in charge." "You got a name, son?" "billy?" "Hi, dad." "You still there?" "You get your worthless ass out of that bank right now, you hear me?" "So, how you been, dad?" "Don't you belittle me, you piece of shit!" "I see you're still the same gentle, loving father that you always were." "I'II tell you what, you ingrate!" "Get out of there in five minutes, or I'II" "You'II what?" "Let me explain something to you, dad!" "I am in charge here!" "I am calling the shots!" "You hear me?" "And I will dictate who does what and whenl" "I'II call you back with my demands." "And, dad, fuck you!" "That helped." "Good negotiating skills, billy." "Maybe it's true." "Maybe the Cubs'II win." "Let me tell you something." "That hamlet guy's on the FBI's most wanted list." "billy's never been wanted by anyone." "Sheriff, the press is here." "Where can I find the sheriff?" "He's in there, ma'am." "Shit." "Why don't you call your dad back?" "He'II probably listen." "Fuck him." "May I make a suggestion?" "Yeah." "By all means, please." "You might want to release the two elderly ladies as a gesture of good faith." "Speak for yourself." "Jesse ReiIIy?" "Hi, Mrs. Johnson." "I thought you were getting married today." "Yeah." "I was supposed to." "Excuse me if these fine citizens wish to stay, and you're in the releasing phase perhaps you might release me." "That's the mayor." "This is great, billy." "You've kidnapped a public official." "Shit!" "Look, everybody just sit tight, all right?" "Nobody's going anywhere." "Don't have to." "They're coming to us." "Can you get back on the sidewalk?" "My no-good son's not playing me like a puppet in front of these voters." "billy, get your ass out here!" "You're so sure you're a man, why don't you come out and talk to me like one?" "Let's move closer." "Right there." "Can't we get any closer?" "That about says it all." "Get them outta here." "AII right, now, move it back." "Come on." "billy." "billy." "Cuervo." "billy." "Stay close on billy." "How are things?" "You know, just same old, same old." "Yeah." "How's the family?" "Good." "Growing up fast." "Jimmy's playing soccer now." "He says he wants to play in the world Cup." "Just let me know when you two women are done gossiping." "well wouIdn't your mother be proud of you?" "Look at me when I'm talking to you." "Who's in there with you?" "The usual misfits?" "They had nothing to do with this." "I'II be the judge of that." "This is between you and me." "Why don't you just let them go?" "You've been off in La-La-Land too long." "You need a reality check, boy, and the reality is, I'm in charge!" "I always have been and always will be." "Charade's over." "You come with me." "I don't think so, all right?" "What are you gonna do, shoot your old man?" "You can't even shoot a rabbit." "I Iike rabbits." "You son of a bitch!" "Gun!" "On the ground!" "Christ!" "Stop firing!" "hold your fire!" "Teddy, get back inside!" "Sir, should we storm the bank?" "Fucking" "We're in it now." "You know that, right?" "We're in it." "Teddy." "What?" "No." "Cover the back." "Yeah." "I'II cover the back." "sol, you watch the front." "No way." "No fuckin' way." "Attempted murder is as far as I go." "I'm not participating in this anymore." "You hear this?" "I'm not involved in this anymore, okay?" "From now on, you consider me a hostage." "I'II cover it." "You all right?" "Yeah." "AII right." "pull yourself together." "I'II hold down the fort." "Thanks." "Yeah." "And much to the horror of the crowd and this reporter sheriff and insurgent mayoral candidate Bud Phillips has ruthlessly ordered his men to open fire on his very own son." "Billy is believed to be none other than Hamlet who has further frustrated investigators by leaving behind an unusual calling card:" "...sizable donations to local orphanages." "This mockery has landed him on the fbi's most-wanted list and has some calling him a modern-day Robin Hood." "The standoff continues." "This is Cindy Vargas reporting live from Memorial State Bank downtown." "I'm thinking you should probably show me how to use this." "Teddy." "What?" "It's not a toy." "Yeah." "Buzz, I was out there with you, okay?" "I was right there with you." "You know, it's real easy for you to be a man but I...." "This is a moment for me." "Okay." "You got seven in the clip." "Check." "One in the chamber." "Eight." "Got it." "Snap the clip in, pull it back let it slide, and you're ready to go." "This is the clip release." "This is your safety." "Yeah." "Can I?" "May I?" "Sorry." "It's okay." "Man." "I'm liking this." "I Iike that." "It's got a nice feel, doesn't it?" "No." "I mean this." "Is that bad?" "I must've done something really fucked up in another life, 'cause all I really ever wanted to do was just get married and procreate." "He's hated me since the day I was born." "Do you ever wanna have kids?" "What?" "Kids." "You ever think about kids?" "No." "I'm not going back." "Look, Jess...." "I'II get you out of this." "I promise." "Sheriff." "billy's coming out, and he wants to talk." "It's about time." "To Cuervo." "Sir." "billy!" "Let 'em go!" "You think you could get us some food and something to drink?" "That could be arranged." "HamIet!" "I went to school with that guy." "You don't have to go through with this." "Yeah, I do." "He's worried about you." "You gotta talk to him, billy." "hamlet!" "hamlet!" "hamlet!" ""angels and ministers of grace defend us!" ""Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd..." ""...bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell..." ""...be thy intents wicked or charitable..." ""...thou comest to me in such a questionable shape..." ""...that I will speak to thee:" "I'II call thee hamlet..." ""...king, father..." ""...royal Dane:" "O, answer me!" ""Let me not burst in ignorance;" "but tell why thy canonized bones..." ""...hearsed in death, have burst their cerements..." ""...why the sepulcher, wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd..." ""...hath oped his ponderous and marbled jaws..." ""...to cast thee up again." ""Say..." ""...why is this?" ""Wherefore?" ""What should we do?"" "well, I'm thinking we should ask for political asylum in Argentina." "What?" "What do you guys think?" "I think you're a schmuck." "You should turn yourselves in before somebody gets killed." "First time offenders." "You're looking at three to five." "Months?" "Years." "If someone dies, then you're looking at life." "Except me." "I'm looking at life no matter what." "Three strikes and you're out, right, sol?" "Three to five years, what the hell?" "I've been in my own little prison for the Iast 10." "It's called marriage." "No, it doesn't end like this." "So we need a plan." "What if we asked for a plane?" "fly to Mexico." "They don't extradite." "billy, we're in Independence." "What are we gonna fly out in, a crop duster?" "What about a bus?" "We could take it to bakersfield and try flying out from there." "Dog Day Afternoon." "They take you out at the airport." "I haven't seen it." "You got any bright ideas?" "You heard me, I'm not involved in this." "Okay, then shut the fuck up." "You could get a helicopter land it on the roof, access it through the air ducts without even going outside." "really?" "And who's gonna fly it?" "I will." "Who is this guy?" "I guess I'm what most people commonly refer to as the disgruntled Vietnam vet." "I suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder occasional bouts of malaria fIashbacks, nightmares." "I got a steel plate in my ass, I wet the bed." "I'm convinced that my body is being consumed by cancer which might explain my suicidal tendencies, but I can fly the hell out of a Huey." "Lt. John G. coleman at your disposal." ""Gonzo" CoIeman?" "Where'd you hear that name?" "holy shit!" "You gotta be kidding me." "This guy is a legend." "Vietnam. '68 to '70." "He flew over 300 missions in those two years." "23 choppers shot out from underneath him, 52 Air medals 12 silver Stars, five purple Hearts and the congressional medal of Honor." "And you forgot to mention dishonorabIy discharged." "actually, it was Section 8." "Sgt. Buzz Thomas, US Army special Forces." "It's a privilege." "No shit?" "Green Beret?" "So what are you doing out of uniform?" "also dishonorabIy discharged." "Buzz?" "It's a Iong story." "How do you know so much about this bank?" "I've been casing this place for months." "I was gonna rob it myself, except that your buddy over here got through the door first." "Life:" "It's just a series of coincidences." "Or a comedy of errors." "They want a chopper." "For Christ's sakes." "Sir." "bakersfield PD wants to know if they can get in on the action." "I guess it's a little slow over there." "tell them to mind their goddamn business." "What do you want me to tell him?" "Don't tell him anything." "I've got some thinking to do." "Sir, I think you better take a look at this." "Jesse, I think you better take a look at this." "Let go of me!" "Let me go!" "We can't let you in there." "Leave her alone!" "Let me go!" "Teddy!" "Teddy!" "Teddy PoIIack!" "Get in here!" "Buzz, did you see?" "billy?" "Did anybody see that?" "Were you watching?" "You hear them?" "Listen." "That's me." "I'm Teddy." "My God." "I'm a fuckin' hero." "I hope my wife is watching this." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, sweetheart, I'm okay." "really?" "Three fucking years!" "I feel like such a fool." "Ain't love grand?" "This is our wedding day." "We're supposed to be together." "Hope...." "I am so disappointed in you!" "Honey I'm sorry." "Sheriff is the bride some sort of accomplice in this?" "No comment." "Does hamlet's mother have anything to do with this?" "No comment." "Sheriff phillips, do you love your son?" "Come on, Iet's go." "Sheriff phillips?" "How can this get any worse?" "Sheriff, the FBI just pulled up." "Just stay back." "Who's in charge of this circus?" "I am." "Chief Bud phillips." "I'm Agent Hoover." "No relation." "This is Agent Carter." "Coffee?" "Caffeine makes me edgy." "So what's the poop?" "The poop is we've got five armed men in tuxedoes and 11 hostages." "hamlet works alone." "Seems like he picked up some merry men along the way." "able to ID any of them?" "Three so far." "Buzz Thomas, Teddy PoIIack, and billy phillips." "phillips?" "Any relation?" "Perhaps an inbred cousin?" "He's my son." "So what are they demanding?" "More allowance?" "They want a chopper." "So give it to 'em." "On whose authority?" "Mine." "relax." "Big Brother's here." "You listen to me, you Ivy-League pricks." "This is my town, and that's my son in there." "No, you listen to me, daddy." "This is officially under my jurisdiction, and any time I want I can and will take over this operation." "Make no mistake this isn't Much Ado About Nothing." "I want hamlet." "Jerry and I, God rest his soul, used to fight just like you two." "One morning we were going at it...." "Funny, I can't even remember what it was about but I wasn't gonna give in." "Neither was he." "So I told him...." ""I have nothing more to say to you." ""You just get on out of here."" "How sad." "Did he leave you?" "He stormed out the door, and he was so busy cussing me out that he walked right in front of a Greyhound bus." "SpIattered him all over my azaleas." "Do you love him, honey?" "More than anything." "More than anything in the world." "Then don't waste time." "You never know how much you got left." "Honey?" "Hi." "Are you watching?" "Yeah." "No, you don't understand." "You don't...." "Why?" "I know, but why should I?" "Because you say so?" "actually, I've got a little news for you baby." "The days of you "saying so" are over, okay?" "I'm not turning myself in." "I'm sorry." "What?" "What has gotten into me?" "Okay." "Yeah, what has gotten into me?" "Maybe something called life." "Life!" "No, you listen!" "For the first time in my miserable, mundane candy-assed fucking existence I'm having a little bit of fun and you're not gonna fucking spoil it, get it?" "Got it?" "Fucking good!" "How's it going?" "The same." "So, I take it they found out." "What?" "You know what I mean." "Be all you can be, but don't be queer." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about your gender preference." "I think one of those bullets must have bounced off your head." "Yeah?" "Look me in the eye, and tell me I'm wrong." "You're full of shit." "Am I?" ""This above all," Buzz." ""To thine own self be true..." ""...and it must follow, as the night the day..." ""...thou canst not then be false to any man."" "I don't understand a word you just said." "Decaf, right?" "You ever have one of those days where you just wanna mow down the whole fucking crowd?" "No." "You're young." "Give it time." "Where are the snipers I ordered?" "ATF will be here within the hour." "Chopper?" "Gassed and ready." "I want you to position the shooters on the roof of that bank and on the building across the street." "We'II bring the chopper in at daybreak, and set it down over there." "When they move, the sun will be in their eyes and we'II have them in a crossfire." "No one will know who did the shooting." "What about the hostages?" "It's a tragedy, Carter." "God!" "God, I used to get off on it, man." "The adrenaline rush." "Mission after mission, I couId not get enough." "And then one day I dropped my first hit of acid and it all came clear." "I took a good look at what we were doing." "I said it was wrong, so I grounded myself." "And the only reason that I am not in Leavenworth is because it wouId have been somewhat embarrassing for the army to admit their most celebrated copter jockey suddenly developed a moral conscience." "So they gave me Section 8 and sent me home." "So what's your sad story?" "I wasn't exactly in accordance with standard military procedures." "A rebel?" "I guess you could say that." "I was deemed inappropriate for this man's army." "AII I ever wanted to be was a soldier to serve my country to wear that uniform." "And they took all that away from me." "Let me tell you something, Sergeant." "A uniform does not make a soldier." "A soldier is someone who is willing to stand up and fight for what he believes in, be it his God his country, or his friends." "And it does not matter if you are black, white red, yellow, male, female straight, or gay." "We all bleed the same." "I was sure that I had run down every single possible scenario of what could have gone wrong today, but this one wins the prize." "Hope, you have to believe me." "I didn't know what was gonna go on when I walked in the door." "I know that." "It doesn't make it any easier, but I know." "You still, you shouldn't have come in here." "What was I supposed to do?" "Wait at the altar?" "Catch you on television?" "Wait to find out if you were...." "I Iove you." "I had to come." "But you don't have to stay here." "You can't." "You know, screwing up my Iife is one thing but I'm really tired of screwing up yours." "You need to move on to something better." "To someone better." "Hope...." "I'm letting you go." "really?" "Yeah." "That is so male!" ""I'm letting you go."" "If I couId've let you go, I would've let you go a Iong time ago." "Let's get something straight." "I'm not going anywhere." ""till death do us part" and I think that you should just drop the macho shit." "If that's really the way you feel, then I don't think that you leave me any other choice." "How many birds you got available?" "They want a priest." "Christ!" "Is somebody dead?" "No." "Somebody wants to get married." "absolutely not." "Give it to them." "What?" "You heard the man." "He said, "Give it to them."" "And I said no." "I'd be the laughingstock of the country." "Are you challenging me?" "I just think" "I don't give a shit what you think, John Boy." "Go set it up, Carter." "No, it's no problem." "sol." "could I meet you in there?" "Sure." "I know what you're gonna say." "What a selfish little bastard I am." "only looking out for my own skin." "I don't care about anyone or anything but myself, right?" "actually, I was gonna ask you to stand up with Jesse instead of standing with the hostages." "Come on, Hope." "He didn't even invite me." "You did." "Yes, and you didn't steal the ring." "He did." "You can't keep blaming yourself for his mistakes." "No, but I can for mine." "Look, I'm the one who refused to plea bargain I'm the one who took it to trial, I'm the one who lost." "What plea bargain?" "That's right." "I didn't tell him." "Do you get the picture?" "I wanted to go to trial and prove myself, so I didn't tell him." "I didn't tell anybody." "Jesus, Hope, I took his life away." "I took your life away." "So how you feel about me now?" "Like forgiving you." "Who gives this bride away?" "I will." "Jerome WiIIie Mays Johnson." "My dad was a Giants fan." "Thank you." "gentlemen, we are gathered in the house of the Lord." "It's not appropriate to be brandishing weaponry during the ceremony." "We're in a bank." "We're in the presence of the Lord we'II be reciting the words of Jesus Christ, our Savior and they make me nervous." "In circumstances such as these I Iike to start by reading from the Scriptures." "Let us pray." ""As the apostles gathered around him..." ""..." "Jesus looked upon them with great sorrow..." ""...for he knew that one of them would betray him." ""He stood before them as both judge and jury." ""And with a heart full of forgiveness, said...."" "Freeze!" "Medic!" "Do it, I swear to God, I'II kill you." "You wouldn't shoot a man of the cloth, would you?" "I'm Jewish." "Who the hell fired those shots?" "relax, pops." "We just eliminated the problem for you." "The priest was one of ours." "This hurts." "It fucking hurts!" "Got yourself a miIIion-doIIar wound here, soldier." "You're going stateside." "It hurts!" "Hang in there." "You're gonna make it." "No." "Take me out, billy." "Just take me out." "I'm a wounded horse." "I can't race anymore." "You'II never get out of here alive, Mr. Green Beret." "Or should I say Pink Beret?" "We know all about you." "You know what they do to boys like you...." "It hurts!" "Come on." "Hang in there, Teddy." "You're gonna be okay." "I promise." "We gotta get him out." "No, I'm not going out." "You know what?" "actually, I am fine." "I am fine." "I feel fine." "Teddy, if you don't go, you're gonna die." "Buzz, I'm not gonna give myself up." "I'm not a coward." "Now, you listen to me!" "I've seen people die." "And the one thing I've learned is, it takes a hell of a Iot more courage to live." "That's it." "Sing." "That's it." "Just keep singing." "Stand back!" "Put your foot down." "Yeah." "No." "You know what?" "I'II do it." "I'II take it." "I'm okay." "You sure?" "Yeah, I'm gonna take it." "Just take little baby steps." "I'm not a coward, see?" "I'm not a coward." "Are you rolling?" "Okay." "Move!" "I got him." "Strap him." "Standing by." "Easy does it." "Teddy, who did this to you?" "I'm Teddy." "Who's responsible for this?" "My name's Teddy." "congratulations." "You just created a martyr." "Was that your first buddy to go down?" "There's gonna be more." "This place is crawling with VC." "We came in Iow, man." "Thirty minutes before dawn, nap of the earth cracking branches off our skids." "And the LZ was so hot, it scorched the hair on my balls." "You should have set up your cIaymores." "There's always gooks in the wire." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "They need you." "I don't want to lose him again." "Teddy Pollack was admitted to County General and is listed in critical but stable condition." "I don't know what the fuss is all about." "Think they'd be used to shotgun weddings around here." "You think that's funny?" "I went to high school with him." "How touching." "Share your first sheep, too?" "Carter!" "What are you doing?" "Come on!" "Knock it off!" "I'm coming out." "I want a face-to-face." "Anyone takes a shot at me, you're the second one to die." "AII right, listen up!" "I am officially taking over this operation." "Any attempt to interfere will be met with swift, severe punishment." "And if you so much as fart in my general direction I'II have you shot." "Sit next to me." "Just to remind you, he's a Green Beret, and he won't miss." "I'm listening." "We want a bus." "I thought you wanted a chopper." "We want it parked out front, windows tinted, tank full of gas." "Just slow down." "You give me something I'II give you something." "That's how it works." "The priest." "He's still alive?" "Too bad." "felony murder gives me a hard-on, but the night is young." "One of the hostages." "Leaves me limp." "Why don't you tell me what you want?" "It's not what I want it's who I want." "Do we have a deal?" "I'm stiff as a board." "Charming." "Stand up with me." "Move to your left." "Stop." "What do we do now?" "We poison the sword." "He stays." "And you let me hear from you." "I'II try." "Thank you so much." "Good-bye." "Good-bye." "Thank you for talking to her." "You be good to yourself, you hear?" "You, too." "Take care." "I've been ordered out of here, Sergeant but I would consider it an honor if you were to wear this into battle." "battle?" "hell, you ain't seen nothin' yet." "Just don't let those sons of bitches win." "You're all gonna die." "Mayor Boar, will you make a statement?" "I did everything I couId to keep the situation calm in there." "The others are still in there." "Yeah." "They were really nice." "Get back, please." "You can count on me!" "Right here!" "One more shot!" "Stand back." "Look, we know he's the fifth perp." "You mean, is he in the bank?" "Yeah." "No." "Come on." "He was released this morning, his wedding was today and a woman in a wedding dress ran into the bank this afternoon." "What was she doing, making a deposit?" "What about you?" "I suppose you don't know him?" "No, I know who that is." "That's Jesse ReiIIy." "I've known him since he was in diapers." "Okay." "But he's not in that bank." "This town is really starting to piss me off." "They grow up fast, don't they, Bud?" "Yep." "Before you know it, they're robbing banks." "How's that Hamlet story end, anyway?" "Where do you think you're going?" "I'm gonna go talk to my son." "I can't let you go in there." "You're just gonna have to shoot me in the back." "billy!" "hamlet!" "How can we end this?" "What do you want from me?" "You really don't know, do you?" "I want you to play catch with me." "I want you to help me with my homework." "I want you to rouse me out of bed at 5:00 in the morning and take me fishing." "I want you to have a beer with me and talk about girls." "But, most of all, I want you to tell me that it wasn't my fault." "What wasn't your fault?" "Come on, dad." "You can't even look at me without seeing her." "Leave her out of this." "I won't leave her out of this." "AII we ever did was leave her out." "Jesus Christ, you...." "I don't know a thing about her." "I don't know what kind of woman she was." "I don't know what made her laugh, what made her cry." "I don't know what kind of ice cream she liked." "I don't even know what color her eyes were." "I don't know a thing about my mother." "Except that you blame me for her death." "I lost her, too, dad." "But I didn't kill her." "Green." "She had the most beautiful green eyes I'd ever seen." "Green as spring grass." "A scoop of Rocky Road on top of orange sherbet." "I'd Iike to say I did the best I couId, billy but, son I was lost without her." "I brought you up the only way I knew how." "Can I ask you something?" "Why hamlet?" ""But yet I do believe the origin and commencement..." ""...of his grief sprung from neglected love."" "Because he wanted a father not a ghost." "Hi, Buzz." "I just wanted to look at this." "No." "But it" "It's okay." "It's soaked through." "I know." "I just wanted to thank you for being such a good friend." "Thank you." "What's this?" "A gift." "The bus is here." "A bus?" "I thought that wasn't a good idea." "We're not going to bakersfield." "This is Agent Carter." "Showtime." "And, boys the most kills gets a trip to disneyland." "Shit." "Can't identify the target, sir." "Okay, stay together." "Stay together." "You have a green light." "Take it." "Negative, base, it's red." "Goddamn it, they are not to reach that bus." "Tight." "Keep it tight." "Take the shot." "Target is not clear." "AII right." "What's going on?" "Sol Jacobs." "You owe me." "What's he talking about?" "sol?" "I had to cut a deal." "One of us has to stay." "What?" "What kind of deal is that?" "It's the best I couId do under the circumstances, Buzz." "Shit." "I'II go." "No, billy." "I'm going." "It's me he wants." "Fuck this!" "No one is getting off this bus." "This bus isn't moving unless I get off." "Do you understand?" "sol." "please." "Let me do this for you, okay?" "Sol Jacobs." "Don't give up your day job." "I won't." "You take good care of her, okay?" "I will, buddy." "Thanks." "Come here." "I always wanted to do that." "L'Chaim." "Have a margarita on me." "Give them hell, counselor." "Shit." "Move the cars." "Give me hamlet." "Change of plans." "You get me instead." "How noble." "willing to sacrifice yourself for your friends." "What can I say?" "Friendship runs deep." "Now, move the goddamn cars." "I guess I overestimated your intelligence." "You didn't actually think I was going to let that bus leave, did you?" "actually, I didn't." "What the hell is he doing?" "I have no idea." "Come on, man, don't make me say some cliche line, okay?" "No." "Come on, come on." "Shit!" "Move, move!" "Hit it." "We should wait." "Stay right there." "Hit it." "Get the hell out of here!" "To the Ieft." "A little more." "Stand over here." "Move with me." "Buzz, come on!" "We can't leave him!" "Come on, goddamn it!" "Go!" "Bingo." "Shit!" "Stop that bus!" "That son of a bitch!" "hold on!" "What are you doing?" "Move that car!" "Up yours." "Go, billy!" "God damn you!" "Go!" "Come on, guys." "Let's go." "I'm gonna take him out if it's the Iast thing I do." "This is from sol." "I, Sol Jacobs, being of not so sound mind for getting caught up in this mess and obviously not of sound body, I'm dead do hereby declare this my last will and testament." "I bequeath everything I have to my friend Jesse Reilly." "I don't know what three years of a man's life is worth but one thing I do know is that life itself ain't worth much without love." "I guess that makes you one of the richest men I know." "I love you, Jesse at least as much as a man can love another man without being gay." "Sorry, Buzz." "As for you other guys, your legal fees far exceed anything I have left to give to you." "So, I bequeath to you my eternal friendship." "I do have one final request." "Remember me." "How about an interview?" "What?" "Do you have anything to say to America?" ""To thine own self be true."" "What?" "I'm a Green Beret, I Iove my country and I'm gay." "Let's go." "Move it." "I'm trying." "AII right, I'm sick of this shit." "Car!" "Jesus." "Why don't you smoke crack while you're at it?" "No turning back now." "You guys, they're getting closer." "Come on, baby!" "Come on!" "We gotta do something." "Turn here." "What?" "Just do it!" "Shit!" "They jumped the goddamn ramp." "We got 'em now." "There's no exit on that road until Castaic." "This is Hoover." "Suspects are on Highway 91." "Set up the roadblock at old mill Road." "We'II cut them off at the pass." "What the fuck was that?" "Red Dog 1, this is Gonzo." "We have our boys in sight." "Gonna pluck a few chickens before the wolves get here." "I want my snipers lining the entire perimeter." "Is that clear?" "Yes, sir." "I want snipers up in the tree lines." "The rest, position yourselves around these cars." "What's he doing?" "Come on, we gotta climb onboard." "That's crazy." "You got a better idea?" "Come on." "Come on, Iet's go!" "Come on!" "We're running out of time!" "Be careful!" "AII right, climb up." "Come on." "Bring it in here!" "Hope, come on up!" "Come on!" "You got it!" "Shit!" "Jesse, hang on!" "I'm okay!" "climb on up, Hope!" "Hope." "What the hell was that?" "I don't know." "Okay." "Grab his hand." "Hope, come on!" "Take my hand!" "Red Dog 1, got gooks on the wire." "closer!" "Grab for it!" "Come on!" "I'm trying!" "Okay." "Go!" "hold on!" "Why are we slowing down?" "They rigged the fucking gauge." "I gotta get them out of here." "Come on!" "billy, Iet's go!" "Take the money!" "What are you doing?" "Take it!" "Go!" "Come on, billy!" "There's not enough time!" "bullshit!" "Come on!" "Red Dog 1, I am taking fire." "Go!" "billy, get them out of here!" "Go!" "Live long and procreate!" "Red Dog 1 we are headed for the border." "What is that?" "It's our wedding present." "Stay cool, you guys." "Good luck, you all." "See ya." "We got a call from Pursuit." "The hostages are recovered unharmed." "Good." "They're all mine now." "When they come around the bend I want the driver and their tires taken out." "Standard procedure" "I don't give a fuck about procedure and don't have time for insubordination." "Now, lock and load." "Yes, sir." ""To be, or not to be:" ""That is the question:" ""Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer..." ""...the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..." ""...or to take arms against a sea of troubles..." ""...and by opposing end them?" ""To die: to sleep;" ""No more;" ""And by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache..." ""...and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to..." ""...'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd." ""To die;" ""To sleep;" ""Perchance to dream:" ""Ay, there's the rub;" ""For in that sleep of death what dreams may come..." ""...when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause." ""Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life..." ""...but that the dread of something after death..." ""...the undiscover'd country..." ""...from whose bourn no traveler returns, puzzles the will..." ""...and makes us rather bear those ills we have..." ""...than fly to others that we know not of?" ""Thus conscience does make cowards of us all."" "On my order, Carter." ""Be all my sins remember'd."" "A little closer." "And...." "Now." "So much for that margarita." "How many you got left?" "One." "Yeah." "Me, too." "That's all it takes." "Yeah." "Thanks." "Cease fire!" "They're down, sir." "Sir?" "sol!" "Stay out of the water!" "Come here, you." "Hi, baby."