"Here, you'll have a real good time with the fist game." "As you roll the dice, you'll enter a fun world." "Chi, chi, cha, boom, boom, ba..." "Lovely cartoon characters will keep you company." "1 5." "Nil." "20" "Run your energy off!" "Drink to your heart's content!" "Cheers!" "Let's have fun tonight." "Here at our pub:" "Turtle Castle." "To those who've paid your tuition fee, welcome!" "Are you ready for this year's exams?" "Are you ready?" "Tell you something." "I'm a mathematician." "I got 8As in public exams." "I know you are not good in Math." "So..." "If you guys would just follow me," "Okay?" "Follow me!" "You'll be like my dice" "Straight A's." "A!" "Are you kidding Miss?" "It's never that easy." "Is that possible?" "Who said it isn't possible?" "As long as you're determined, you can get as many A's as you want." "Nothing is impossible!" "Nothing is impossible!" "Win-Win 3. 4." "Again!" "One, two." "Chi, chi, cha, boom, boom, ba..." "Let's roll the dice!" "Come on!" "Hey mister, we're having a beer promotion" "Want one?" "I'll let you take a sip." "Ah, a dozen bottles a sip." "Let's make it two dozens then!" "Thanks!" "Two dozens here!" "Come on, mister!" "Jason!" "We've got our rules." "You'll have to down it." "Then let me do it!" "Let's leave it then." "Are you that thirsty?" "It's a new beer." "I just wanted to try it." "Use a glass." "Don't be gross!" "Darling..." "Yes?" "My love, this is for you." "Oh my God!" "Let's get married on 20th October?" "What's the matter?" "I gave you a sweet." "You think it's a ring?" "Oh, of course not." "This tastes OK." "Really?" "Aren't you coming up?" "I have to go to the gym." "Don't stay up too late." "Bye." "Dad..." "You're home early." "No date tonight?" "Broken up with Jason?" "We just had dinner together." "I hear he's turned into quite a drinker." "I'm asking you." "Is he turning into a drunk?" "No." "No?" "Then why does he go to the pub every night?" "I hear he's at this whatever Castle every night." "He's there every night." "I don't believe it." "They must be mistaken." "If you don't believe it, go and check it out yourself!" "(NEW CASTLE, SAND CASTLE... )" "It's Dad." "I just remembered..." "The place is called Turtle Castle" "Chicken Licken Cocky Locky" "Julia Roberts Robert Redford" "Meg Ryan Ryan Adams" "That's great!" "Fire!" "You're kidding me." "Sorry..." "Welcome!" "Want to challenge our professional speed fist player?" "Which fist game do you want to play?" "I'm just looking for someone." "Who're you looking for?" "My boyfriend." "Looking for your boyfriend in a pub?" "What's his name?" "Jason." "Is he the tall, dark and handsome one?" "Yes." "Jason said I should make you feel welcome." "Said he'll be by shortly." "You should be honoured to be here." "He said I should tell you how great this pub is." "Our pub won the Speed Fists Championships twice." "Our players' skills are the greatest!" "Since it's your first time here, this is on the house." "How's the fizzy drink?" "It's good." "Good?" "It's good?" "Are you a bit high?" "You wanna go home?" "I think you should call it a night." "Miss, coming to the pub to look for your guy, is good for neither of you." "This round's on the house." "I'll see you out." "Thank you." "Toilet's that way." "I'll wait here." "You lost again." "Kiss kiss!" "Come on!" "Garfield Hand hand." "Garfield Kiss kiss." "Garfield Huggie huggie." "Garfield Hand hand." "Garfield Wah Wah." "Garfield Huggie Huggie!" "Garfield Hand Hand.!" "Garfield Wah Wah." "How much do I owe you?" "That's OK, let's go." "He's not in there." "He really looks like my boyfriend." "Come on." "Let's go." "Hey!" "So you're going to the gym?" "Who's that?" "Mango." "So you were playing fist game with this woman?" "What's so great about her?" "I have straight As." "If you want a challenge, I'll give you one." "She's not 8A's." "She's only 8C's!" "C for cheaps!" "8 what?" "C for Cheap!" "Hey 8A's, you want a game or not?" "Sure thing, 8C's!" "Do you dare?" "I'm not scared." "I'll let you decide what game to play." "Rock, paper, scissors then." "Don't be childish." "Let's do speed fist ""1 520"" "I'm not scared." "Vivian!" "Don't!" "Come on!" "Quick!" "You won't win." "Let's make this clear:." "it's ""Happy Slapping 1 520"" "Whoever loses... will have her face slapped." "All right!" "You start." "Or you'll never stand a chance." "Listen up." "20" "You can't even do that properly." "Ready?" "5. 5." "Ready for it?" "Does it hurt?" "Pay attention." "Nil. 5." "Okay?" "Let's do it again!" "20." "Nil." "You lose." "Another loser." "Let's have another round!" "You don't learn, do you?" "You dare challenge me?" "You think I'm only famous here?" "I'm known all over Hong Kong as the speed fists champ." "How dare you are!" "Idiot!" "Don't!" "Jason!" "Are you alright?" "What a girlfriend!" "Jason, I didn't mean to hit you." "No, please listen to me." "Don't go." "Please don't leave me." "Jason!" "Beat me at the championships if you dare!" "Stupid!" "2001 Speed fists Champ Gold Belt is sold online!" "OK, I'll bid $2,000 for you!" "8C, you think you're the only champ?" "Nuts!" "How can you buy a title?" "You gotta win it!" "Oh yes, you are right!" "OK then, but I have to learn speed fist first!" "So what's the magic formula?" "Just 3 words." "Just do it" "That's meaningless." "Thank you anyway." "You're welcome." "See you at Turtle Castle tomorrow night." "Minimum charge is $1 20." "Mention my name, you'll get a 20% discount." "Madam, where's Sergeant Shek?" "In that room." "What's happened to you?" "Are you Sergeant Shek?" "I'm his dad." "What did he do?" "Your son is a murder suspect." "The victim suffered severe head injuries." "We suspect your son did it." "He kicked this and flattened the poor fella." "Just with one kick." "That was how the poor guy met his end." "Sir, you've made a mistake." "If it's really him..." "If he could really aim that well and get the bird with one simple kick..." "He will be a well-known soccer star." "I have nothing against your son." "But he confessed." "It's troublesome..." "As the bird may contain bird flu or virus." "Therefore, we got to do a couple of tests" "And report to the authorities." "You're not going to be able to leave for 8 to 1 0 hours." "Sir, I understand fully." "But you know, kids do brag." "A few months ago, there was this plane crash, and he said he was responsible for it." "He's only bragging." "Tell the sergeant." "Did you really do it?" "Apologise." "I wasn't bragging." "I didn't mean to do it." "Sorry, sir." "Don't argue." "Sorry..." "But it wasn't dead then." "Little Turtle..." "First, don't call me Turtle." "My name is Louis." "Secondly, I wasn't bragging." "I know!" "Louis, you've killed a bird." "They may put you in jail!" "I must cover up for you." "If mom weren't in France, I wouldn't need you to help me out." "Has your mom gone to France?" "Has she got a French boyfriend?" "How do I know?" "She has so many boyfriends." "What a mom!" "Before it was an Englishman." "Now it's a Frenchman." "And her son is left alone!" "Is this a good mother?" "Oh then, are you are good father?" "I'll take you home." "Do you even know where I live?" "Come on, eat!" "Please." "You're an embarrassment." "You're not buying the children's meal?" "The children's meal is for me." "Look." "It is more or less the same quantity." "I squash yours and it'd be kid-sized." "It's $7 cheaper." "I wouldn't dare order one if you weren't here." "Anyway, your mom isn't here this week." "So I'm in charge and I promised you'd eat well." "Mom!" "I can't stand this anymore." "When are you back?" "How could you just abandon your son?" "You didn't even warn me." "You're the father." "You're responsible too." "I'm coming home next week." "I've given up 1 0 years of my youth for our son." "Where were you?" "It is not too much to ask for a week off." "He 's a mature kid." "He doesn't need much looking after." "That's it." "I'm hanging up." "What happened?" "Your mom says... you're a mature kid." "Yes!" "It's been a few years since my voice broke." "Yeah." "Your voice's broken." "We're two men." "But I'm still your dad." "This week, this big man's in charge of you little man." "Is there a problem?" "Mom said you're past tense." "You're no longer my dad." "Does that mean you have to leave now?" "Yep." "And must you take everyone with you?" "Yes." "Do you know what betrayal means?" "There's no salary, no bonus, no future." "And most importantly, there aren't any customers!" "Ten tables here and they're all my friends." "Why should I work for you?" "I only need to rent this place from you." "Let's say they are your friends." "How'd you know them?" "Through speed fist of course." "Who taught you how to play?" "Don't tell people you are my mentor anymore." "What have you taught me?" "Hai from Cyber taught me how to play." "Then why don't you team up with him and get the Gold Belt?" "You don't have to hang around me then." "You need Mango." "Mango doesn't need you." "Kids should be seen and not heard." "How come you're talking then?" "Exactly." "Always talking nonsense." "You're only good at some simple fist game." "You're no good with the dice." "That's all known!" "There's only one Gold Belt." "It's either yours or mine." "Whoever wins this round takes the belt." "Very well." "If I lost, I'll bottom this up." "Okay." "I'll up you one bottle." "What shall we play?" "Two games." "One with fist." "One with weapons." "What weapon?" "The dice... it'll be our weapon." "Okay." "What are the rules?" "We do the dice first." "We finish off with our fist." "Then we start counting." "You forget the number, you lose." "My turn now." "Watch carefully." "Win-win!" " 4332 1 67... - 6944 1 29..." " 7766... - 667!" "Here we go again." " 3676... - 3264..." "Does the winner call out the number first?" "You're useless with the dice." "You start." "Three ones." "Four sixes." "Four ones." "Five sixes." "I have four ones and one six." "Now I'm calling for six sixes." "Whatever." "I want you to open." "Hello." "Jason." "Who's she talking about?" "It's Jason." "Stop pulling me." "Jason..." "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Who's she?" "You..." "The dice have been moved." "Now what?" "You." "Stop pulling me!" "So what now?" "Let's have another game." "I'm busy." "Hello." "Jason." "I'm free." "Good." "Get away!" "Miss." "Why don't you have a seat and calm down?" "Have a seat." "Drink slowly." "Where's my Gold Belt?" "It was there a minute ago." "I know where it was then, but..." "I told you you don't need your sunglasses." "Show me how to play." "Why should I?" "Because I hate Mango too." "Why don't you say it louder?" "I hate Mango!" "Louder." "I hate Mango!" "Meet me here tomorrow at nine." "Really?" "Nine o' clock." "Okay." "See you at 9!" "0900!" "This is boring." "We've been here an hour." "Not even a fly!" "I'm telling you, I'm only staying another hour." "If nobody comes, I'll leave." "OK, to be fair..." "Let's do a half-price and fill the house up first." "No. 40% off will do." "Right." "Turtle'll make things happen." "Sure thing." "We have a big problem here." "Who's playing the fist game with him?" "Didn't you just tell me you don't know how to play?" "Don't you know how?" "What?" "We are waiters only, not players..." "It's 2 in 1 now." "Let's start working." "Hello teacher." "Our lucky day." "We don't have to find customers." "There are some right here." "Welcome!" "Want a fist game?" "I'm ready." "I'm ready." "You can show me how to play now." "Okay." "Come." "Miss." "Stop jumping about." "What?" "What fist game?" "Speed fist." "You told me to work tonight." "You!" "Wait!" "Is she on drugs?" "Did I tell her..." "You did, really." "What?" "You said you would teach her how to play." "I didn't say I would take money." "No." "That you didn't say." "You only said you'd take her home and teach her." "Miss, how about..." "I promised I would teach you for free." "Then..." "I'm a nice man." "You work here and I won't take your money." "And you'll be treated the same as the others." "Your first assignment is to buy 40 dozen bottles of beer." "This is how it works at the start of every month." "Okay?" "1 2345678." "Where's my girl?" "Not bad." "When do lessons begin?" "Let's start with the basics." "You go and do the washing up first." "Chun Keng Pui, Ahchimoteihey!" "Chun Keng Pui, Ahchimoteihey!" "Shake the dice please." "Come on, shake the dice." "I already did." "When will you teach me how to play?" "I've said before, you can't learn to play the fist game." "Just do it!" "Come, hurry." "We're counting on you." "Carry on!" "Bang!" "Slam!" "Bang!" "Wah!" "Wah!" "5. 1 0." "Never mind that." "Let's give it another try." "1 5. 20." "How did that happen?" "Why not?" "You've only been following one formula." "Once I guess it, you're done for." "Now, that's your formula." "There's still a lot left." "Don't waste it." "Can you teach me the fist game?" "What?" "This one?" "Teach you?" "Which fist game?" "That one..." "The lobster game?" "Yes, the lobster one." "Okay, but..." "My bag's got a hole in it." "It's very troublesome, you know." "Yes, things keep falling out." "Yes?" "Yes." "Shall I buy you a new one?" "Aren't you generous?" "That's really like me." "Let me show you." "Lobster is easy." "This is lobster." "This is shit." "Let's see if you eat lobster, or shit." "Lobster, you eat." "Lobster, I eat." "You eat..." "I eat..." "Shit." "She's really eating shit." "She's drunk the whole can." "The whole can!" "Do you feel sick again?" "Before you throw up, let me tell you one thing." "What?" "If you've finished puking, I'll tell you something." "I don't want to hear it." "I'm feeling dizzy." "That's the right reaction!" "You'll do your stomach damage if you carry on drinking like this." "Don't say I don't look after you." "There's a stall called Soya Milk behind here." "Drink two bottles of soya milk." "You'll feel much better." "Black sesame." "Wah!" "White sesame." "Wah!" "Wah!" "Black sesame." "Wah!" "White sesame." "Wah!" "Wah!" "This isn't sesame." "It's soya." "Why two colours?" "The white one we grind it from beans." "The black one we squash it with our feet." "The white one stops you getting drunk." "The black one cures your hangover." "Then what's the blue can, or the brown plastic bottle for?" "White or black." "Money first, then help yourself." "20 1 5" "1 0 5" "1 0 5. 1 0." "1 5. 20." "1 5. 20!" "Have a game with me!" "Scissor, stone..." "Mom!" "I've never told anyone." "I'm only going to say it once." "Go!" "Ten thousand games." "The SMS function is so slow these days." "What should we do?" "This is my new phone." "You have it!" "Really?" "Yup, it's yours now." "Right, let's start." "Black sesame, white sesame." "This side..." "Black sesame." "This side..." "White sesame." "Black sesame." "Wah!" "Black sesame." "Wah!" "White sesame." "Wah!" "Wah!" "White sesame." "Wah!" "Wah!" "White sesame." "Wah!" "Wah!" "Black sesame." "Wah!" "Wah!" "You lost." "I told you she's no good." "Bring the beer." "That's it." "I'm not telling you to go." "Listen, it's not that you're crap at the game." "It's that you're crap at drinking." "But no one is good at drinking." "You must learn to puke first." "Do you know how to?" "I can't make myself sick!" "Stick a finger down your throat." "That way, it'll all come out." "Then we can have another round." "Come on, make yourself sick." "You try it yourself." "Don't stick the finger in your mouth." "Stick it down your throat." "All right." "It's the throat..." "Do you know what you're doing?" "Throat..." "Where is it?" "Can you see it?" "Yeah, I know now." "Please give it a real go." "You are a bad player and you can't drink." "I..." "I haven't done 1 0,000 games." "You've nearly..." "Let's play another game." "Later." "Only three more!" "Hello pretty." "Not having any today?" "I haven't started drinking." "I'll treat you to the soya milk today." "Can you read this letter for me?" "Read it yourself, lazy buggier." "I can't read English." "Is that it?" "It's from Africa." "Yeah." "It's from my son." "Your son?" "Want to learn the Dance Fist?" "But recently, my cosmetics..." "It's alright." "I'll buy you a whole set." "No problem." "20!" "Drink!" "How could somebody do this!" "Lobster!" "You eat..." "Shit!" "You want to learn to play the fist game." "Let me just say, I know how to play all kinds of fist games." "But recently, there seems to be something missing." "Can I tell you something?" "You have a story to tell too?" "I have given away everything." "All I've got now is a bra." "You want it?" "Deal!" "Gee, you take bras too!" "5. 1 0." "1 0." "Drink up!" "Drink." "Useless." "Okay I drink." "She's great fun!" "I'm a good drinker now." "Let me tell you." "I..." "People say you're a lousy player." "You're a shitty player, why are you so happy?" "Come on." "Hurry up." "You're not a people person, are you?" "Always alone." "Don't fall." "Stay with me!" "That's your school." "What are you doing this way?" "That was my primary school." "I'm a secondary school student now." "You're in secondary school?" "Yep. 7th Grade!" "Great dad you are!" "Are you in a hurry?" "Yes!" "I'm in a big hurry." "Come on!" "Right." "Let's have a father and son talk." "Lend me $1 00K." "Do you want 1 00Ks, or 1 00 Yen?" "Do you know what K means?" "One K is $1,000." "One-hundred Ks is $1 00,000." "I want to attend the Manchester United Football School." "You're kidding." "I'm not joking." "I'm 1 3 now." "They won't take me when I reach 14." "Of course." "Sure." "But..." "You should've told me earlier." "You should've told me when you were three." "Then, I would have had 1 0 years to save up." "Never mind." "I know you won't have that sort of money." "If you had been a good father, mom wouldn't have had such a hard life." "You're joking, Louis!" "Hey, I'm joking." "You don't have to take it so seriously." "I'm sorry!" "Today, I want you to do... 1 0,000 sums." "The more you practice, the better you get." "Right?" "Let's start." "Turtle." "Come and get yourself a drink." "Is it on the house?" "Yeah." "On the house." "That four-eyed turtle or something..." "I'm looking for Mango." "When you're done, can you go to the Mango Bar for me?" "Go and collect a corpse." "What did you say?" "Want a game?" "Okay!" "Why don't you try to beat me in three games?" "Your girlfriend is sacrificing herself at Mango Bar!" "Calm down!" "No..." "Let's go." "Let's go!" "Don't face in my direction!" "Come back, come on." "That's dangerous." "Don't poke your head out." "Don't puke!" "Do you know that... before in Jason's car..." "I used to smell something familiar." "Now I know it's called the pub smell." "Miss." "Let me warn you." "What if you do win Mango?" "Your boyfriend will never return to your side." "Can you not mention Mango again?" "Okay..." "Sorry..." "I'm sorry." "I take it back." "20th October..." "That was supposed to the date of our wedding." "You're supposed to find an auspicious wedding date." "20th Oct is not a good day!" "You have chosen it carefully!" "I'm sorry." "I take it back." "Are you okay?" "Come." "Protect yourself." "You're sure you're OK?" "Headmaster." "Students." "We're finishing early today." "You may go now." "Vivian, wait." "Headmaster." "Take a look at this." "It is called the Flirty speed fist player." "I look a bit fat." "Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" "Aren't you worried about your image?" "It's only a part-time job." "Aren't you worried about getting sacked?" "How much does a professional player get?" "How much does teacher get?" "Speed fist player." "Teacher." "Your Choice." "You don't have to go to work tomorrow." "What?" "You're sacking me too?" "You haven't showed me how to play yet." "Tomorrow, I'm introducing you to some brilliant players." "Then you'll learn how to play properly." "Brilliant players?" "Do you know why you've never been good?" "No." "I don't." "I've always been a quick learner..." "Only fist game." "You're bad because you don't love the game." "All you have in mind is revenge." "How can you be good if you don't love it?" "OK, I will force myself to love the fist game." "What's the first thing you have to do?" "Win myself!" "Just don't lose!" "Godfather." "Turtle." "What brings you here today?" "This beautiful girl wants to learn from you." "Turtle." "In my dictionary," "Beauty and the fist game don't mix." "And that includes you." "Let's try." "Would you believe I can guess your numbers each time?" "I don't believe you can." "Then we should start." "One, two, three." "Nil." "1 0 20" "Nil." "1 0 20" "Nil." "1 0 20" "Nil." "5" "Oh!" "Do you know why I can do this instinctively?" "The mouth forms the sounds of the vowels" "Just look at the lips and follow what they say" "You will never lose." "If you don't lose, you can win." "Now I understand." "Then you will be a winner." "Remember that!" "(Scriptorium)" "Don't laugh." "This... is serious." "He's a real brilliant player." "You got to show respect." "Mr. Invincible." "Mr. Invincible has never lost." "He's never lost." "May I introduce you two?" "She'd like to learn from you." "My pleasure." "Be my teacher." "My pleasure." "This word, pronounces as "Taow"." "It combines the characters "daow" and "gwai"." "It's also where the name of Turtle Castle comes from." "Mr Invincible taught me this." "Three families rule the fist games in China." "Jiu decides who deals out the cards." "This means 2 people using their thumbs" "To fight for the title" "This word means to hold things in your hand." "Can you guess it right?" "If you do, you win." "This is great." "Great!" "Mr Invincible, show the young ones some tricks!" "Shall we have a game?" "I'm honoured." "No problem." "Let's bet our heads." "Forgive me, sorry." "Forgive me, Mr Invincible." "Smaller bets please." "Your left shoulder." "A little less." "How about the knee?" "Something smaller?" "She's still new." "Calm down..." "What do you say?" "She's new." "Let's just bet a finger!" "OK." "One finger?" "Thank you, Mr Invincible." "Let's play for a finger then." "You..." "I'll substitute my finger for yours." "OK, it's just a finger." "I'll take care of it." "OK." "You decide what game." "Let's do one, two." "Okay." "Let's settle with that." "One two, Chi chi cha, Bom bom ba" "Chi chi cha" "I won." "Can you wait, teacher?" "Come over here." "What now?" "Did you not say he's never lost?" "Indeed, he's never lost." "He takes big bets." "The prize is always either the head or the leg." "Who would want to gamble with him?" "He is famous for... being a useless player, but makes big bets." "I'm not telling you to learn his useless playing." "You should learn his confidence and his fighting spirit." "I'm a good loser." "I lost, so I must chop off my finger!" "I've lost." "No." "Which finger do you want?" "I don't want to owe her." "No..." "I've lost." "Go!" "5 1 0" "20 1 5" "5" "Nil." "20 1 0" "Nil." "1 0 1 0" "1 0" "Nil." "20" "The champion has emerged tonight..." "It is..." "Miss Vivian Siu" "Are you alright?" "Dad." "I love the fist game." "Headmaster, I've given it a good thought." "I've decided not to be Teacher." "I want to be a professional fist game player." "Please settle my pay." "5. 1 0." "1 0." "Nil." "20." "Nil.." "Come on, I haven't lost a game all night!" "Your name is Johnny Lawyer." "You've been to school." "Of course you can do this." "It's nothing to do with school." "Shall we have another game?" "Another game?" "No, thanks." "The bank sent you this." "You've 1 0 days to pay your overdue mortgage." "Or else they'll seize your shop." "That's nothing." "Let's have another game." "Come on." "No." "It's not fair." "I want my revenge!" "Revenge?" "What revenge?" "You lose all the time." "Look, we've been at it since 8." "One chance." "I only need one more chance." "Not everyone's given another chance." "Says who?" "Are you going to lend it to me?" "No." "Of course not." "I'm investing in your pub." "She's coming to your rescue." "However, no one can rescue you from your fist skill." "(The Eighth Pub Speed Fists Championships 2006)" "I'm entering this competition." "I have to win Mango." "I want to take home the Gold Belt." "Do you know the prize money... has been raised to $1,000,000." "One million." "This is it!" "You'll be OK with the fist." "You'll have to practice more with the dice." "I am the Dice Monster." "I know." "All men fear you." "Go and do some work." "Dice Monster." "Table No. 3." "Here comes the Dice Monster." "Teacher?" "Come here, quick." "Teacher!" "What is this?" "I'm embarrassed enough." "No." "Teacher, you look cool." "Especially that belly button." "Real cool." "Right." "We came especially to watch you." "Happy Birthday!" "You're 1 8 today." "But you guys." "You're too young to start drinking in pubs." "It's alright, teacher." "We aren't here for liquor." "We're here for the fist game and the soya milk." "Teacher, your dancing fist is real cool." "Can you teach us?" "Yes." "Teach us." "Actually, this is the way to do it." "It's One, two originally." "But now..." "We're having fun today." "That's why we are doing Dancing Fist Game." "Bom-cha cha;" "Bom-cha cha" "Bom-cha cha;" "Bom-cha cha" "Bom-cha cha;" "Bom-cha cha" "Is that necessary?" "Don't." "Let's not play." "Let's go get a drink." "Yes." "Let's." "Drink this." "Hey boss." "I know you're good." "Let me have a little rest." "You may not need to, but I have to." "I'm not lying to you because you're the boss." "If you do it well, a pub can bring in good money." "Really?" "But not everything's about money." "You can buy fun." "But not happiness." "A pub with a good atmosphere is priceless." "This is what a pub owner should say." "Do you know, boss?" "People who come here always..." "Lose stuff." "They often forget things." "Leaving their phones, their credit cards.." "My phone is lost property." "What?" "The phone!" "Listen." "This is important." "What your customers really want to part with is... their sad memories!" "Memories!" "I know." "I've left my boyfriend here in this pub." "Do you want to find him?" "What?" "I don't know." "All this drinking has made me lose my memory." "I just know I have to win!" "Win!" "Win!" "Win!" "Why are you so excited?" "May I?" "Here we go again." "May I?" "May I?" "Let's assume we can earn 30,000 a month..." "Yes." "A lot of millionaires..." "Hey, 8 A's." "A new boyfriend?" "Just ignore them." "What now?" "8 C's." "What?" "Not you again." "You threw up on me last time." "I stank." "Exactly." "My hair was covered with your lunch." "Don't play if you don't know how to." "Disgusting." "Exactly." "What?" "You want a few more smacks?" "Your face recovered well." "You're all pretty again." "Shall we start now?" "5. 1 0." "I've a diamond ring for you." "You must be a good loser." "What?" "Cut your nails before you hit someone." "It's unfair!" "Everybody knows she's your boss." "Exactly." "You hit my boss." "That affects my livelihood." "Then take her place." "You're coming to rescue, right?" "I have no nails." "It'll be so unfair when I need to slap you." "Let's play this." "Okay." "One." "Two." "Hell..." "Die." "Hell..." "Die." "Hell..." "Die." "Hell..." "Oh you won." "Hell..." "Die." "You won again." "Oh you lost..." "Great." "You're really great." "This is a big glass." "You drink this and you'll collapse." "Is he cheating?" "How does he lose so soon!" "This is for real." "One Two Chi Chi Cha..." "One Two Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "It's been a long game." "Who is winning?" "What's he playing at?" "Chi Chi Cha..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Twelve glasses." "You'll collapse." "To death!" "You're going to collapse." "Since you're sacrificing..." "Let me take this one for the road." "Hey." "Give him a pill." "Cheers." "Serves him right." "Let's see how you like it!" "She's going to collapse." "What happened to you?" "Oh!" "I feel great!" "What have you done?" "He popped pills before drinking?" "Get him to the hospital or he's done for!" "Don't make a mess in my friend's pub." "You sneaky bitches!" "Get out of here!" "Just you wait." "I'll be back for revenge." "What'd you say?" "How come I can't see anything?" "Shall we go, please?" "I'm just fine!" "Nothing wrong!" "Right, then left." "Right, then left." "I'm okay." "I'm fine." "Right, left." "Right, left." "I know what I'm doing." "I'm fine." "Fine..." "Right, left." "It's nothing!" "Sit down." "I'm sober." "I'm fine." "Sit down." "I know you're all right." "Why don't you try sticking a finger down your throat?" "Down your throat?" "Not my throat." "Your throat." "Can't get to it." "No." "No." "It hurts." "I'm fine." "I'm feeling faint now." "I'm conscious though." "Very conscious, but I feel dizzy." "This is OK." "This is better." "This is OK too." "Okay?" "Okay." "It's been six months, 1 32 pubs have been knocked out" "The Speed Fists Championships 2006" "is entering the quarter-final stage." "There are eight pubs left..." "And one team's as good as the next." "Which four pubs will enter the semi-finals?" "Let's enjoy the final stages of this tournament." "Victory is declared when you win both players of the team." "Remember." "It's the knock-out round." "Okay." "This time it is" ""Womanizers" Vs "Prison Heroes"." "Let's toss the coin. "Womanizers" pick..." "The Poo Poo Fist Game" "Ready, steady, go!" "Laxative." "Laxative" "No Poo Poo." "No Poo Poo." "Blood  Poo." "Blood  Poo." "No Poo Poo." "No Poo Poo." "Laxative." "Laxative" "No Poo Poo." "No Poo Poo." "Blood  Poo." "Blood  Poo." "Win!" ""Womanizers" won the first round." "Now it's the loser's turn to choose a game." "Take this." "Froggy Hop Hop" "Are you for real?" "Can't we?" "Come on then!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froggy Froggy Hop!" "Froppy Froggy Hop!" "Win!" ""Womanizers" wins again." "Bye." "The next game is ""Simple-minded Students" Vs "Love Birds"." "They've tossed the coin and chosen 1 520 Speed fist." "Go!" "Pay attention." "The girl is like a ghost and the guy is like a clown." "Win!" "The first round goes to "Love Birds"!" "It's the loser team to choose what to play, and they choose Left Right fist" "Go!" "One fist left, one fist right." "And it's over!" "Honey!" "The winner is "Love Birds"!" "Now in the next round we have ""Mango Bar" Vs ""Sugar Daddy"." "They've tossed the coin and chosen the game Hey, Ho, Ha, Hey" "Go." "Mongodidi pachidi." "Shufudidi yiyundi." "The first round is a throwaway!" "Out!" "You win." ""Mango Bar" has won the first round." "It's now the losing team to choose what to play." "They chose ""Tiger Fist"." "Come on!" "Go!" "Chi Chi Cha Chi Chi Cha" "Chi Chi Cha Chi Chi Cha" "Chi Chi Cha Chi Chi Cha" "Chi Chi Cha Bom Bom Ba" "Again, again!" "Chi Chi Cha Boo Bom Ba" "Out!" "." ""Mango Bar" you win!" "The last round is Turtle Castle Vs Ms Dodgy" "The game is Chun Keng Pui (Japanese Fist Game)" "Go!" "Chun Keng Pui." "Ahchimoteihey!" "Ahchimoteihey!" "Ahchimoteihey!" "Out." "You've won." "Go." "You're good." "Chun Keng Pui." "Ahchimoteihey!" "Chun Keng Pui." "Ahchimoteihey!" "Chun Keng Pui." "Ahchimotei..." "Hey!" "Chun Keng Pui." "Ahchimoteihey!" "You're out." "You've won." "This is great!" "Let's have another go." "Chun Keng Pui..." "Ah..." "Chi..." "Mo..." "Tei..." "Hey!" "Out!" "You've won." "This is really great!" "Are you alright?" "I'm sorry!" ""Turtle Castle" has won the first round." "The losing team's chosen..." "Lucky Dice" "Go!" "It's not certain we'll lose" "Are you in the game?" "Of course I'm in!" "Go!" "God!" "Give a clue." "Right Three." "Left Four." "Right One." "Left Two." "Are we OK?" "Bingo!" "Watch this!" "You're playing with us?" "Out!" "You win!" "Turtle Castle through!" "Think you play better now than before?" "Yes I do." "And I'm responsible for some of it?" "Yeah!" "Then, would you..." "How would you... thank me?" "I don't know yet." "Shall I suggest something?" "OK." "I think... at least..." "A wedding!" "We should date first." "Let's date then." "Marriage?" "A bit rushed, isn't it?" "Ok, let's date first." "Are we pushing it?" "I think I'm making it too easy for you." "Maybe take a honeymoon first?" "Why not have a child first?" "This is a semi-final." "It's "Mango Bar" Vs "Womanizers"" ""Mango Bar" chose "One Two"" "One two Chi Chi Cha." "Chi Chi Cha" "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Bom Bom Ba" "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "You're out!" "You win!" "Wow...""Mango Bar" wins the first round." "Another round and they will get into the final." "Brokeback fist" "Go Ahead!" "I'm not frightened of you." "Alright, shall we?" "You ready?" "5" "Nil 1 5" "Nil." "Nil. 20. 5." "20 20 20 Nil. 1 5." "Nil." "Nil 20" "What are you doing?" "This round goes to Mango Bar." "We're supposed to read each other's minds." "What happened?" "This is the second semi-finals is "Turtle Castle" Vs "Love Birds"." "What's your choice?" "Gal or guy?" "I choose a gal." "The first game is the Dancing fist." "Go!" "That's why we are doing Dancing Fist Game." "Boom Cha Cha Boom Cha Cha." "Boom Cha Cha Boom Cha Cha." "Boom Cha Cha Boom Cha Cha." "Giving up?" "Boom Cha Cha Boom Cha Cha." "Tired?" "Boom Cha Cha Boom Cha Cha." "Out." "You've won." "Honey..." "Okay." "Give me a hand!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Alright." "Let's powder your nose." "We'll beat you to the ground!" "You'll learn it the hard way soon!" "Turtle Castle wins the first round." "The losing team wants to play 1 520." "Go!" "I go first!" "Listen carefully!" "1 0 1 0" "Nil." "5" "Nil." "1 0 1 0" "Nil." "5 1 0" "1 0 1 0" "20 1 0" "20 Nil." "Nil." "Nil." "5 1 0 1 5" "5" "Nil." "1 0 5" "1 0 1 0" "1 5 20" "Hey, what's up?" "You're out!" "I said 20!" "Back off!" "Turtle!" "Don't let him take advantage!" "You're a lady" ""Turtle Castle" is in the final." "Look at you." "You're passing your sell-by date." "You say the rich stay young." "The poorer you are, the older you get." "That's right." "I'm 1 00." "I'm 1 00." "I'm still paying you alimony." "I'm here to break some news." "I'm taking our son to Africa, to live with Pierre." "Vivian." "What?" "Would you marry me?" "Are you... are you insane?" "Have you forgotten?" "I have, yes." "Our secret code is 1 0. 20." "20th October is our wedding date." "How can I marry you if I hate you that much?" "Do you know what are you talking about?" "But we chose this date six months ago." "No, we didn't..." "Even if I were to marry, it wouldn't be you." "Pierre had a child with his Chinese wife 1 3 years ago." "Then both the wife and the son vanished." "Pierre's old man left his grandson a lot of money." "Are you mad?" "You want your son to con people?" "It's a crime." "You can go to prison for that." "Which bit of my son looks foreign?" "I've made up my mind." "We're talking about $1 0 million here." "The least I can do is to hang on to my son." "Let's get the money first." "Have you asked him?" "Dare you ask him?" "He's just a kid." "I'll do the explaining later." "He's not a kid." "He is in 7th Grade now!" "No, dad. 8th Grade now!" "8th Grade?" "Louis, what 're you doing here?" "I don't want to go to jail." "I don't want to go to Africa." "What did you tell my son?" "He's never disobeyed me." "Mom, I don't want you to go to jail either." "Nonsense, I've even got the plane tickets." "Plus, I'm your legal guardian." "Like it or not, you're coming with me." "What do I get?" "It's $10 million." "Louis, let's go." "Go." "Hey!" "This ring is yours." "I swear I'll never play the fist game again." "I want to be your good husband." "I'm not your wife." "I don't care what you do." "OK?" "And, I've got a boyfriend." "Useless Turtle." "Let me introduce you." "Hello." "I'm Chivas." "Hello." "You're not my friend." "You sold your shop to someone else." "I didn't sell any shop." "You sold your shop to him." "I don't know him." "He looks like a Brokeback fans." "I've never seen him before." "We don't have to know each other." "I bought this through your agent." "The deal went through yesterday." "What agent?" "Who?" "Your ex-wife Macy." "Macy's my ex-wife." "We're divorced." "What right does she have to sell my shop?" "You're divorced." "But the shop's still under her name." "That's why she's got the right to sell it." "No way!" "Hey, did you sell my shop?" "Are you a thief?" "Did I not pay you alimony?" "Shall we have a game?" "You're a lawyer." "What's your advice?" "Advice?" "Buy it back." "I haven't got that sort of money." "At least not now." "Haven't you got the money?" "Why don't you have her murdered?" "Do you know any contract killers?" "As a matter of fact, I do." "You win this game and I'll put you in touch with one." "Do you remember that asshole Jason?" "I heard Vivian got back with him." "And they're planning a wedding." "Are you mad?" "Careful of what you say." "Turtle." "Don't be upset." "One woman dies." "Another comes along, right?" "It feels smaller now., So many pillars!" "It needs to be refurbished." "Useless Turtle." "A game?" "You'll never win if you don't play." "You've got guts!" "One can of this if I lose." "It will only take three minutes." "If I lose this round, I'll drink this all up." "Useless Turtle." "I'll let you start." "Nil. 5." "Drink up." "You're clever." "Another one." "20. 20." "Drink!" "What?" "1 0. 5." "Drink." "20. 5." "Drink!" "5. 1 0." "Carry on." "Carry on." "See you next time." "Let's have another game, fattie." "Don't let it stop." "Want another game?" "I want to play with you." "Come on." "What's the matter, Turtle?" "How do you feel, my girl?" "Dad?" "Where am I?" "You're in hospital." "Why?" "What happened?" "I think it's a stomach ulcer." "Chi Chi Cha... 1 0" "Cut." "Bom, bom, ba" "Kou, have we met before?" "You have a good memory." "How could I forget you?" "You've played this for years." "You've ruled this area for long!" "You're the King." "Everybody knows you." "That happened a long time ago." "Not worth mentioning." "You're always our Brother Kou." "If you've time, can you give my daughter a few tips?" "What?" "A few tips on how to win the games?" "No." "A few tips on life." "Don't bother me anymore." "I've got enough of those." "Why are you bothering me?" "We just want to lead a happy life." "That's what you said." "You don't like them." "That's why you think they're bothering you." "My turn to bother you." "How does this feel?" "It's alright." "Is it alright?" "I'm bored." "Shall we play?" "I like you." "Let's play." "I can tell." "What are you doing?" "This is what the God of Fist can do." "Play with my feet." "Okay." "You first." "One." "Two." "One." "Two." "Chi Chi Cha." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Bom Bom Ba..." "Chi Chi Cha..." "Admit defeat?" "That doesn't count." "Let's use our hands." "Okay." "But let me tell you something." "You'll never beat me with your hands." "How do you know?" "You don't believe me?" "You've seen my hands." "You've lost to me." "Would you do something for me?" "The photograph is of my adopted son from Africa." "His name is Tom." "He lost his leg to a landmine." "But he's never lost his heart." "He lives his life to the fullest." "He'll even have a chance to go to school soon." "You're lucky compared to him." "Turtle." "Your girlfriend." "Urgent." "He's taking the call." "Thank God." "Are you ready?" "I want..." "I..." "Have you seen the paper today?" "No, I was in hospital." "Stomach ulcer." "Are you OK?" "Yeah." "I'm OK." "But something's bothering me." "I..." "I accidentally killed Johnny Lawyer." "Johnny?" "The lawyer?" "I'm wondering..." "Am I a fugitive?" "If he were not already dead, I would seek his advice." "Was he the one hassling you about the money?" "That fat guy?" "I just saw him." "Are you seeing ghosts?" "Is that the one?" "There!" "There!" "Hey fattie." "You're not dead?" "Of course not." "I'm out of hospital now." "When are you returning?" "I want revenge." "Is this the one?" "Is this it?" "Fattie, thank you." "Thank you, fattie." "XX" "It has been six months." "A total of 1 32 pubs from Hong Kong, Macau and China have gone through 16 gruelling rounds." "Eight quarter-finals and four semi-finals." "Only two pubs are left in the fight." "Whoever wins... will become our 2006 Super fist Champions!" "Stay focused!" "If you win, I'll let you drink soya milk for free for the rest of your life." "Yes!" "Alright." "Let's start..." "Last year's champions:. "Mango Bar"!" "Mango and her mystery partner..." "Jason!" "What a stage presence!" "Let's have a little chat first." "Mango, you've won in two previous matches." "This'll be the deciding one." "Win and the Belt is yours." "Now tell us." "Are you confident?" "Aren't you bored by these silly questions?" "It's different this year." "I no longer represent ""Turtle Castle"." "I've only one simple objective..." "If ""Turtle Castle" loses, it'll have to shut down." "And I want to see the end of it." "Hello." "Louis, Dad's off to compete." "I'll pick you up right afterwards, with the trophy!" "Okay, Dad." "I'll be waiting for you." "I know you will win." "But Dad, mom's taking me to the airport..." "We're taking the 9am plane to Africa." "Please I beg you:" "leave us alone." "All I need is half a day." "That's all I'm asking." "Now may I introduce: representatives from "Turtle Castle"!" "Mr Turtle!" "And Miss Vivian Siu." "... We're about to start but there's no sign of them." "Are they giving up the $1 million?" "We'll wait a while." "If they still don't turn up..." "We'll declare ""Mango Bar" as this year's champ." "I'm formally announcing the withdrawal of Turtle Castle..." "They are here..." "Where's the patient?" "In there." "There?" "I... must thank my Dad." "I must thank the "Turtle Castle"." "I'd like to also thank Bibi, Cici, Didi..." "Shall we leave this till last... when you've won." "I want to also thank Willy and..." "a little self-control please!" "May I announce the start of the 2006 Championships..." "We've decided on the first game..." ""Hei, Ho, Ha, Hey"" "Let's go." "For make it more entertaining," "Let's add Happy Slapping into the game." "OK?" "I've waited for this chance for long!" "Come on!" "Go." "Hei Ho Ha Hey..." "Ha Hey." "Yiyundidi pachidi." "Yiyundi wuchidi" "Pachididi yiyundi" "Wuchidi wuchidi" "Pachididi wuchidi." "Bingo!" "It's too cruel." "Don't stop" "Don't Stop..." "Hei, Ho, Ha, Hey" "Wuchididi pachidi" "Yiyundi Yiyundi" "Pachididi Yiyundi" "Yiyundi pachidi" "Yiyundidi pachidi!" "Pachidi Wuchidi" "Yiyundi Yiyundi" "Wuchidi Yiyundi" "Wuchididi Wuchididi." "Win!" "Bingo!" "No way!" "She must be taking drugs!" "Test her urine." "You can test her poo too!" "I've been dreaming about this every night of the year." "You only need to move your lips a little" "And I can tell what you're going to say." "You know how to read lips?" "How do you know?" "Next!" "Smack me, come on!" "It's Vivian VS her ex-lover Jason!" "An amazing victory by Vivian" "If she wins the next round, the money is "Turtle Castle"!" "The next game is The Lying Dice" "A nasty surprise?" "You forced me into this." "I loved you, but... you rejected me." "I have no choice but to be your enemy." "I'd much rather be your enemy." "Than be married to you." "Go!" "Wait!" "I just want to say something." "We've been together so long." "so long..." "Have you forgotten the good times?" "What about your first time?" "After we made love the first time?" "You said you liked it." "You wanted another round." "Have you forgotten?" "You said it felt good." "It doesn't matter because I taped it." "I've put it on the internet so my friends can share the good times." "They said you look great." "They want to get to know you too." "Do you want me to introduce them to you?" "I'll sue you!" "You know I come from five generations of lawyers." "Try me!" "Three Sixes." "Four Sixes." "Five Fives." "Open!" "Bingo!" "Go!" "Let's Cheer her up!" "Come on Vivian!" "Don't give up!" "I depend on you, my love." "You think only you have five ones?" "Now listen up." "Me first." "Nine ones." "Ten ones." "Yeah!" "Win!" "Lawyers are really good with words." "I declare "Mango Bar" the winner of the second round!" "Yeah!" "What did he just say?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "We haven't lost yet." "You must beat him." "Or, we will meet our end." "Don't exaggerate." "Don't worry." "We will win." "(The third round:" "Turtle Vs Jason)" "This is the chance for ""Mango Bar"' to make a comeback." "If Jason wins this round," ""Mango Bar" will be this year's champion." "Right." "Choose a game." "I want a word with him." "You just full of talk, aren't you?" "Right." "I'm listening." "Come." "You know Vivian and I were schoolmates." "She gave me her first night...." "Her second night, and her N-th nights..." "Not any more." "She's mine." "Don't you have a past?" "I know-you're not the lawyer's son," "You have no father!" "No father!" "Stop it!" "Does it bother you?" "I'm here for a fist game, not a fight." "If you lift your hand again, you'll be disqualified." "How's that?" "Want another game?" "What's up little boy?" "Come on!" "Do you have to ask Daddy?" "Sure!" "I'll fight you to the end." "Choose a game." "Wait!" "What now?" "I want one deciding match." "The Tiger Fist." "Go!" "Let's choose my mate!" "It's you mate!" "I-know-you-have-no-father One two." "Hey." "He's cheating." "If he doesn't say things right, it's your gain." "The match continues." "Go!" "Hear that?" "Your gain!" "Who's your mummy?" "Who's your Daddy?" "Daddy, mummy, daddy, mummy..." "Six!" "The winner of the third round is Turtle Castle." "Great game, great game." "It's great!" "Thank you!" "Damn you!" "It was just a game." "Don't get mad." "You asshole." "What happened?" "Nothing." "Come on." "Your hand..." "Who knew you were more cunning than me!" "How's your hand?" "Wait..." "Shit!" "I can't move!" "Oh..." "I think I can barely move my right hand." "(Round 4:" "Turtle Vs Mango )" "Okay." "The losing team chooses... 1 5. 20." "You're a crippled horse." "How can you play?" "I'm holding back so that you'll get some satisfaction." "You can only do 1 520 with both hands." "You can't move your left hand." "Why don't you give up?" "Wait!" "Have you forgotten me?" "Listen up. 1 0. 1 0" "Out." "You win." "We're letting her win the first game, aren't we?" "Go!" "Listen up." "1 0. 1 0" "Out." "You win." "I won again!" "Go!" "Come on!" "I'm a lady!" "We request a short break." "You can't do that!" "Why?" "I'm a disabled person." "I'll complain to the anti-discrimination body." "Yes or no?" "OK." "I am a disabled person." "Come on." "Let's go." "Ignore her." "Let's go." "How do I say this?" "I'm fine..." "Actually, that..." "When I was up on the mountain, I thought of you." "Actually..." "I've thought it through." "I feel... it's not possible between us." "That day I saw you stopping to look at the ring." "You look so happy." "So I immediately bought it." "But after some thought, I don't think it would work." "Not that the ring didn't match you." "I can't match up to you." "I have a son." "I'm divorced." "When I leave this place," "I'll have no son, no pub." "I'll have nothing." "You've been helping me out." "I couldn't even afford your salary." "Call this travel expenses." "Come on." "The world's not stopping for you." "This is five." "I'll let you have the advantage." "Come on." "I'm waiting, Mr Referee." "Go!" "Wait." "Have you finished kissing?" "Lose and you two can kiss to your hearts' content at home." "Do you understand?" "No, I don't." "How come you're not kissing me?" "Come on." "Go!" "Listen up." "Nil." "Nil." "1 5 1 0" "20 20" "1 0" "Out." "You win." "Come on." "1 5 20" "1 5 1 5" "Nil." "1 5" "Nil. 20." "Out!" "You win." "One more game" "And we'll know who the million dollar winner is!" "Come on!" "Dad!" "I'm on your side." "You must win." "Come on." "1 0 1 5" "1 0 1 5" "1 0 1 5" "1 0. 1 0." "Out." "You win." "Finish!" "Excellent!" "Yes!" "He..." "He is my dad." "Tonight's champion is Turtle Castle!" "No, Dad said he'd be back for me." "Don't believe what he says." "He's going to put all the money in his pub." "He wouldn't care about you!" "No." "Dad said when he won, he would pick me up." "Come on." "There's no time for this." "You're getting more naughty!" "I haven't got $1 0 million." "$1 00,000." "Huh!" "If you don't take it," "I'll use it for the plane tickets." "When I arrive in Africa, I'll buy a loudspeaker." "And announce in public that Louis is MY son." "Not your boyfriend's." "Is this a threat?" "Right." "I'm getting the ticket." "Wait." "Does he know how to play?" "It's deliberate." "He didn't want the ball to go in." "Really?" "I'm hot!" "You're really sweating." "You little brat." "Let's see if you cheated!" "Of course not!" "I'm telling you: $1 00K is a lot of money." "If you aren't picked for the national team, don't come back." "Not the English national team." "The Chinese national team." "OK?" "I know." "Thanks, dad." "Thanks, mommy." "Mommy..." "Mommy, thank you." "Mommy." "Thank you, mommy." "Thank you, mommy." "And you." "You two." "Thank you, mommy." "I don't want to be a mom!"