"[Electricity crackling]" "[***]" "[Screaming]" "No!" "Ahh!" "No!" "No!" "[Screams]" "[Screaming]" "No!" "Ah!" "[Screaming]" "[***]" "[Crickets chirping]" "Vodka..." "Scotch..." "Gin." "Mmm." "[Crickets chirping]" "Woman:" "I cannot wait to roll a fat blunt." "I'm gonna get even more drunk than I did last weekend when I went to see "steel panther."" "Ugh, I hope Jenna doesn't puke this time." "Oh!" "Last time we had to hold her hair." "[Knocking on door]" "[***]" "Woman 1 [Laughing]:" "Yeah." "She's always such a mess." "She fell asleep with her face, like, on the toilet." "Woman 2:" "Oh, hey." "There she is." "Our hostess." "Hi!" "Hi, guys!" "Come on in." "Hey, what's up?" "What up, chica?" "Come on in." "[Gasps] Oh!" "Woman 3:" "You guys like it?" "Oh, my gosh." "Whoa!" "This is nuts." "[Laughing]" "Oh, my God." "Talk about goin' all out." "Right?" "What's the deal?" "Put your stuff anywhere." "Make yourself comfortable, girls." "Oh, I will, and I am." "Wow." "You don't fuck around, do you?" "It's not a party till Ms. catalina arrives." "You know that." "I feel you on that." "Hey." "I practically had to twist her nipple to get her to make a store run." "Well, I'm glad someone thought of food." "I'm on an herbal diet." "Oh, well, when you're getting your little munchies later, you're gonna be kissing rocky's feet." "When are the boys coming?" "Oh, right." "The boys." "Um..." "Please tell me there are boys coming." "Actually, I thought we'd have a girls' night." "You know how my mom and I make the haunted house every year?" "The house that dripped horrors, right?" "Yeah, that's us." "Cool." "Tonight is the house of dripping hoes." "Nice." "Jen:" "Yeah, well, anyway, it's pretty much how we pay our bills every year, but there was an emergency so my mom had to go out of town for the week, so there's no way I could put all these decorations up" "by myself for Halloween." "So you recruited us to do your dirty work?" "Yeah." "Kind of." "Yes." "That's some bullshit, girl." "I think it'll be awesome." "[***]" "Come on, you guys." "This can be fun." "Hmm." "Yeah, but I did wear these fuck-me heels for nothing." "We can still put them to good use." "By doing what?" "Shoving them up your butt?" "I don't swing that way, and I won't swing that way." "You can make cat's kitty purr anytime you want." "Meow." "Ugh." "Come on, you guys." "This is gonna be great." "We can watch movies, we can..." "We can put all this stuff up and we can, you know..." "And what?" "Get really messed up." "I've got a whole stock of booze in the kitchen." "Sweet." "Thanks." "Hm." "Okay." "So you guys are gonna help?" "Hell, yeah." "I'm in." "Okay, whatever." "I'm in." "Wait a minute." "Where's Giselle?" "Oh, right." "Um, well," "I kinda sorta didn't invite her, you know?" "I mean, I love her to death, but she doesn't exactly like to get her hands dirty, so I figured we'd get more done without her." "You know she's gonna go bat shit on your ass when she finds out." "Yeah, she'll go spaz on all our asses." "Just so our stories are straight," "I was never here." "Okay, well, if we get it done, then I won't say a peep, but if we don't, who knows?" "Okay, little miss blackmail!" "We already said we'd help." "Sweet." "Okay, and just one last thing." "Just to get in the spirit of things, check these out." "Woman:" "What?" "[Laughing]" "Aren't they cool?" "Whoa." "These are rad." "Wow, thanks, Jen." "Yeah, thank you." "These are so cool." "They're not for the haunted house, though, okay?" "I just found them in my mom's stuff and I knew they'd look better on you guys." "Oh, I like the beads on yours." "Yeah?" "Sexy." "Yeah." "I wish I could see it." "You guys look really awesome." "I think mine's the scary one." "Oh, thanks." "Yours is kinda scary, but it's like a scary queen." "Can you move the mouth?" "Hang on." "Rawr." "[Laughing]" "That's..." "Boo!" "Yeah, you're kind of crooked, Jen." "Oh." "[Laughing]" "Yeah." "Let's get sloppy." "Yeah!" "Yeah, why don't you guys make yourselves comfy and I'll go get the booze." "Sounds good." "Let's get this party started." "[Rap music playing] * come on * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on * she said get comfy, right?" "* fired up, fired up * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on * * freshly showered, smell couture *" "* took about an hour to get dressed and get gone * * there's a whole lot of power in this excursion * * we roll * [muted sound]" "* just to make their jaws drop * yeah!" "Whoo!" "I love this song." "I love this party." "[Laughing] * bottles of grey goose * * and the grand marnier's flowing continually *" "[***]" "[Muted sound]" "Thanks for having us over, Jen." "Are you kidding?" "I love having you guys over." "It's kind of hard when my mom's around." "Why do you say that?" "Well, i love her to death, but since my dad's been gone, some people might think she's a little weird." "In what way?" "Well, most of the stuff outside is for the haunted house, but my mom is one of these people who celebrates Halloween all year long." "That's not so weird, i guess." "I mean, I know a lot of people like that." "Tattoos, black lipstick." "Sunset boulevard is full of vampire-looking creeps." "Yeah, but it's more than that." "Like, my mom's into palm reading, tarot cards, séances, riding brooms and eating children." "Okay, I'm kidding about the brooms and children part of it." "[Laughs]" "Seriously, she's, like, really into it." "Kind of creeps me out." "To each her own, I guess." "Come on." "Those bitches are starting the party without us." "Okay." "I'll be right there." "[***]" "[Woman inhaling, coughing]" "And things got pretty heated between me and the slut." "I mean, she was all up in my face arguing with me big time, like she was ready to throw down on my ass." "Finally, I just had to sit her down and say," ""look, dude, the cotangent is x over y if the corners of the right triangle are bac." "You dig?"" "Imagine." "Girl trying to school me on trig." "I would've slapped her if I didn't think I'd break a nail." "Shit." "Girl didn't know she was messin' with a math whiz." "Oh, hell." "[Coughing]" "I can't even figure out a tip at a restaurant." "Like you ever have to pay for your own dinner." "Truth." "Somebody say, "hey!"" "All:" "Hey!" "Diets are to be ignored tonight, ladies." "Diet?" "Who diets?" "A body like that and she doesn't diet?" "I hate you." "Come on, guys." "Let's get started." "Oh, yes." "Gin." "[***]" "Ew!" "It's not gross from where I'm standing." "Ew!" "[Laughing]" "Hey, you guys." "Come check this out." "What is it?" "Jen:" "I don't know." "It might not even work." "What?" "One moment." "[All screaming]" "Oh, my God!" "Bitch!" "You suck." "[Laughing]" "I guess it still works." "Holy shit." "I guess so." "That is awesome." "Oh, my God." "[Laughing]" "That was not cool." "It wasn't that scary." "Come on." "Okay." "Woman:" "I just shat myself." "[***]" "Ooh, check this one out." "Wicked." "Oh, new additions to the haunted house." "I haven't even seen these yet." "Ooh, these are gonna scare the crap out of the little kids." "Not just the kids." "Barf." "What's the matter, honey?" "Too scary for you?" "More like too silly." "Who would be afraid of this stuff?" "Ah!" "[Gasps]" "[Laughing]" "That's not funny." "Silly, huh?" "You seemed pretty scared to me." "Okay, I admit it." "I was a little scared." "Good one, kianna." "[Laughing]" "Whoa!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "[Snarling]" "Thank you." "Scary, right?" "Oh, my God." "[Laughing]" "That's awesome." "That's enough." "That one's good too." "Pretty scary, right?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Twice in one day." "All right, you guys, let's get back to work." "By the way, Jen, don't you think this crystal ball would look perfect in the center of the room?" "Whoa, whoa!" "That's my mom's crystal ball." "Be careful." "Well, don't you think it's hidden here?" "Honestly, I think we should just leave it where it is, because it's not even part of the haunted house and she'd freak out if she knew we were touching it." "Catalina:" "What do you mean?" "It's perfect for the centerpiece of the room." "It's beautiful." "Cat, you wouldn't know beautiful balls if they slapped you on the ass." "You're right." "I gave up balls a long time ago." "But I do love huge, heaving orbs." "[***]" "Seriously, guys?" "She loves that thing more than anything." "Like, she talks to it all day long." "Full-on conversations." "To be honest, it kind of freaks me out." "Like, I feel like it's watching my every move." "[Phone rings]" "Oh, my God!" "You guys, it's my mom." "Ugh." "[Phone beeps]" "Hi, mom." "Mother:" "Hi, honey." "How's everything going there?" "Fine, but the question is, "how are things there?"" "Oh, you know." "It's coming along." "They need to be." "We open a week from tonight." "I know, mom." "Everything will be ready." "It better." "And I don't want any boys there while I'm away." "It'll just distract you from your duties." "Okay, got it." "No boys." "And that goes double for your girlfriends." "They're worse." "Especially that catatonia." "Mom, it's catalina, not catatonia." "What was that?" "What was what?" "I heard laughter." "Is somebody there with you?" "No, mom." "Not... nobody's here." "You listen to me, missy." "Nobody better be." "I'll find out, you know." "I have eyes and ears in that house." "Jen:" "I know, mom." "Nothing escapes the wicked, wondrous gaze of the crystal ball." "You've got that right, young lady." "The crystal ball tells it all." "You didn't touch it, did you?" "No, of course not." "It's probably lonely without me." "I'll take good care of it, mom, I promise." "You just stay away from it." "I have to get going." "Your aunt will be out of the hospital today." "Okay, well, stop fussing." "I promise everything will be ready, okay?" "It better be." "And remember, I'll find out." "Okay." "Love you too." "Bye." "See, you guys?" "I told you." "She loves that thing way too much." "I don't know." "I think it's kinda cute." "Maybe you just gotta get to know it better." "[Deep laughter]" "Hey, if you break that, i am in deep crap." "Catalina:" "Yeah, boobs!" "Whatever, you guys." "Hey, what is this?" "Open it." "Ugh." "You have such beautiful eye." "That thing is really gross." "Hey, we could put it right here on the pedestal." "Catalina:" "Yeah." "Keep watch over us." "Uh-huh." "Oh, hang on." "Oh, it's a DVD of the movie." "What movie?" "The killer eye, durr." "They made a movie out of that thing?" "They make movies out of everything." "I saw one once where this evil bong sucked people inside of it when you smoked out of it." "What was inside?" "Naked bitches." "So hot." "That's my kind of horror movie." "I love those movies." "Hey, I think we can call it a night, right?" "Maybe we should just stop decorating for a while and watch it." "It's not exactly a chick flick." "It's more like a dick flick." "Come on." "Don't be bitches, bitches." "It's probably like, really cool with lots of blood and brains and..." "Boobies?" "Well, we can only hope." "Come on, you guys." "Rocky:" "Come on." "Jen's under a lot of stress." "It's probably gonna be great." "Everyone in favor, raise your hand and say "aye."" "Aye!" "Aye!" "Okay, but I'm not saying it." "Come on!" "Does somebody think she's too cool for school?" "[Sighs] Whatever." "Aye." "[Crickets chirping]" "Tonight's feature presentation is the killer eye." "It's about a gigantic eyeball that lives in the eighth dimension." "Eighth dimension?" "Don't we have enough trouble with the three we're living in?" "Don't forget the fourth." "Time." "So, what's the fifth?" "The twilight zone, of course." "My bad." "Don't ask me what six and seven are." "I have no idea." "Okay, so the eyeball's from the eighth dimension." "Why are we watching this again?" "'Cause it's fun." "The eyeball lives off some kind of electrical power, sends people into a trance, kills some of them, and impregnates the women so that killer eyes can invade our world." "Like a sexy version of "the body snatchers."" "Hell, in our current mental state, it's bound to be a fucking classic." "Oh, wait." "We can't watch it yet." "Killer eye wants to watch too." "He loves to watch." "He's a peeping peeper." "The shit that turns you on, girl... unreal." "Never thought I'd have a nympho nerd for one of my homegirls." "Um, geek, please." "Geeks are hot, nerds are not." "Mmm-hmm." "I think he's kind of cute, in a round sort of way." "[***]" "Okay, now we are ready for our main attraction." "Here we go." "[Scary music playing over TV]" "Rocky:" "Oooh." "Da-daa!" "Jen:" "You guys, shhh!" "The killer eye." "Shhh!" "You guys!" "Oh, my God, jacqueline lovell or something." "[Laughing]" "Jonathan Norman!" "Jen:" "Are you gonna talk through the whole thing?" "Maybe." "Richard chasen!" "Shh!" "I think he's gay." "Man 1 [Over tv]:" "I'm on with this guy with this killer band down by this beach." "Man 2:" "Man, this sounds like blackford, man." "[Indistinct chatter over TV]" "[***]" "Jen:" "Oh, my gosh, is she dead?" "Kianna:" "Is that a siberian husky?" "Catalina:" "What?" "Rocky:" "She's dead or roofied, one of the two." "Kianna:" "It's roofied." "Rocky:" "Does he know that giant eyeball's there?" "Catalina:" "Boobies!" "Whoa!" "Jen:" "I thought this was rated pg." "[***]" "Rocky:" "And see?" "Siberian husky." "What did I say?" "Oh, God." "Oh, my God, there's lightning shooting from her nipples." "Jen:" "Shh!" "What is that?" "That's the grossest penis I've ever seen." "Catalina:" "He is not hot." "He's got crisco like all up in his hair." "Yeah, is he sweaty, or...?" "I don't get it." "Looks like he rubbed crisco..." "What is going on?" "This is the least scary..." "Kianna:" "You put this movie in." "Rocky:" "I think it's frickin' amazing." "Jenna, you have such a huge boner for this movie." "Jen:" "Shut up!" "Rocky:" "You can't deny this is cinema genius." "[Laughing]" "Yeah." "Kianna:" "Eww!" "What is that doing to her?" "Woman [Over tv]:" "Yeah, but the thing we couldn't figure out is, what are we gonna use for bait?" "You." "What?" "We'll find somewhere dark, like the attic, where we know the eye is sure to show up." "We know it's obviously attracted to you." "Yeah, I'm real flattered, but, you know..." "And, when it does show up, we exit, trap the eye, lock the door, set off the bolt." "Man 2:" "And run like hell, I hope." "Man 1:" "We'll have five minutes before the bomb goes off, should give us enough time to be out of the blast radius." "And what if it isn't?" "Quite frankly, the explosion will be so huge, you wouldn't even feel or see a thing." "So Peter and I are going to go up to the attic." "I want the rest of you to stay right here and don't move until we have trapped the eye." "You got that?" "What if i gotta take a pee?" "You hold it." "Well, what about when it was in the street kid's head?" "Didn't that, like, recharge it?" "No." "No, the kid was already dead." "There's no active brain cells, so..." "It needs active brain cells in order to energize it." "And how does it pull that off?" "Catalina:" "Oh, I just wear my socks in bed." "What?" "Kianna:" "I hate it when guys do that." "Catalina:" "Ooh, I know how he got this part." "Casting couch." "Rocky:" "Richard." "Richard chasen." "He's about to whack off to this eye." "I'm riveted." "Kianna:" "I'm scared." "Rocky:" "No homo." "Or homa, you know what I'm saying?" "Kianna:" "Who's that?" "Catalina:" "Eww!" "Rocky:" "Ugh!" "Oh, my God." "Zoom into your face." "Hi!" "[Speaking indistinctly]" "Jen:" "Now he's really big." "Rocky:" "Yeah." "[Electricity crackling]" "Man, why haven't I seen somebody..." "Jen:" "Whoa!" "I didn't see that coming." "Rocky:" "Jersey shore's goin' down." "Whoa." "[***]" "Sucks." "What are you talking about?" "I'm loving it." "Are you serious, girlfriend?" "This movie is about as fun as going down on 80s bush." "Well, from my perspective." "It isn't fun." "[***]" "[Electricity crackling]" "Hey, did you hear that?" "I didn't hear anything but a pervert eyeball squishing around." "Maybe what we need is a different soundtrack." "That's what I'm talking about." "[Dance music playing] * all right, all right * * want a piece?" "*" "* I can give you, feel the freeze * hey, turn that down." "* take a picture if you sell it *" "[***]" "[Muted sound]" "[Groaning]" "Teach me how to Dougie." "Oh, I can teach you more than that, girl." "You guys, be careful around that." "If we break it, we don't have to worry about Giselle finding out." "My mom's gonna kill us." "That's for you, Jenna." "[Laughing]" "You tease!" "Holy shit!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I am so sorry." "It's..." "* I know the flow and hustle * okay... * catching fame and watch my haters *" "[***]" "[Electricity crackling]" "Hey." "Hey, look." "Did you guys see that?" "Um..." "I don't..." "I guess it was nothing." "I told you that weed was good, girl." "Yeah, that must be it." "Let's get this in the wash, okay?" "No, it's okay." "It's just..." "No, I've got stuff for you." "You can borrow." "I don't need to wear your clothes." "It's fine." "I don't care." "You can have them if you want." "Well, I definitely need to take a shower." "This stuff is really sticky." "Okay, it's not a problem." "Let's go." "You might want to pause that." "Otherwise the plot might get us all confused." "Cock!" "[***]" "I gotta go make a drink." "Double cock." "I'm out." "Now what am i supposed to suck on?" "Just give those things up." "They're gonna rot your teeth anyways." "I have a wicked oral fixation." "Besides, I like to think of it as practice." "Okay, well, why don't we go make me a drink and find something for you to practice on?" "[***]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Gasps]" "Stupid thing." "[Baby crying]" "[***]" "I can't believe they didn't invite me to this party." "[Groaning]" "Jesus." "Freaky." "[Water running]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Electricity crackling]" "Hey!" "Oh, shit!" "Girl, you nearly freaked me out of my skin." "Knock next time." "What are you doing?" "Peeping on me, perv?" "No, i was just telling you that your clothes are laid out for you." "That couldn't have waited?" "Well, maybe I was peeping, just a little." "Man [Over tv]:" "Did you find that wallet?" "[Suspenseful music playing over TV]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Heart beating]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Screams]" "[Groans]" "What the hell are you screaming about?" "[Rustling]" "Hey, hey." "Quit... quit that." "Seen anything peculiar around here?" "Yeah." "Right, dumb question." "Man:" "What... what are you looking for, anyway?" "Woman:" "The killer eye." "Man:" "The killer what?" "Killer eye." "This big eyeball floating around diddling everybody." "[Laughing]" "I don't know anything about killer eye, but right now, I've got a killer buzz." "Woman:" "You're pathetic." "Man:" "Hey, you can't just come in here and call me names like that." "I'm tellin' Joe." "Where is he, anyway?" "He's next door keeping an eye on Jane." "[Suspenseful music playing]" "Thank you." "Oh!" "What are you doing?" "Massage." "[Thunder crashes]" "There's something awfully familiar about this." "Martin would wring your neck if he caught you." "Mine too." "Roll over." "Listen, Joe, you're a really nice guy, but I love my husband." "Understand?" "[Screams]" "Somebody help me!" "Help me!" "You killed my best friend, you stupid bitch!" "It doesn't seem to be growing very weak to me." "Jean?" "I'm okay." "It's not any weaker 'cause he got a recharge from Joe's brain matter." "Man:" "What's that mean?" "It means your friend's brain has been sucked dry." "Is he gonna be okay?" "He's dead, you moron." "This is serious." "It's killing people, attacking the women." "We can't afford to play around with this thing." "We've gotta call somebody, dead body in the attic or not." "Woman:" "What the hell is going on around here?" "What the hell?" "[***]" "Doctor:" "No, no." "We'll stick together, keep the lights on." "We definitely have the advantage." "Ugh!" "Gross." "Woman:" "My God." "Man:" "Very difficult." "Doctor:" "No, we just relax." "Man:" "Your lights!" "Hit it with your lights!" "Hey!" "Kianna." "What?" "Did you do something with the eye?" "Your eye?" "What the fuck's wrong with your eye?" "Not my eye, the killer eye replica." "I don't know nothin' about it." "Well, okay, fine." "Get your ass in here and get your booze." "Trip's trippin'." "That thing isn't even hers." "Your lights." "Hit it with your lights." "[Screeching]" "Don't let it get away." "Ooh, come to mama." "Did you find your suckers?" "I haven't found shit up in here." "happy hunting." "This totally sucks." "[***]" "Kianna:" "Shit." "I see you." "Get your ass in here." "I saw cars out front." "Looked like a party." "Nobody parties without the gis." "Eww, that sounds so gross." "What up, kianna?" "Hop off me, skank, I'm busy." "Look, I just came to party." "It isn't really a party." "Could've fooled me." "Well, Jenna just asked us to come over and help her set up the haunted house, and she knew you weren't into that shit." "What shit?" "Anything that resembles work." "Ha." "She got that right." "So if you wanna go upstairs and talk to her," "I'm sure she won't mind if you stay." "She better not." "Come on." "Let's go." "Okay, so be prepared to be really creeped out." "Giselle:" "I'm so afraid." "Ta-da!" "A lot of work went into this, just so you know." "Seriously." "Kinda dramatic." "Speaking of dramatic, let's not make this dramatic." "Just go talk to Jen and everything'll be cool." "[Sighs]" "All right." "Make me a drink, kay?" "Make it neat." "Slut." "[Eerie music playing over TV]" "[Electricity crackling]" "Damn." "I'm hit." "[Electricity crackling]" "Dear lolly-gods, please bestow upon me your sweet, bountiful nectar." "I know this may sound silly to ask for, but I really need something hard in my mouth right now." "You know what I mean." "Wow." "Oh, my God." "Holy shit, lolly-gods." "You guys don't fuck around." "[Electricity crackling]" "[Screaming]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Screams]" "We have to bring all this stuff downstairs." "I told you that would fit." "My ass looks so totally delish in this." "I know." "It looks perfect." "You're welcome to try a piece." "I told you i don't swing that way." "It's one thing to admire from afar, but I don't need to know it up close and personal." "Not even bi-curious?" "Not even." "But let me know when we're the last two survivors on earth." "Thanks, tramp." "[***]" "[Electricity crackling]" "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, cat." "No, man, it's my bad." "You're right." "I shouldn't come on to you like that." "No, it's okay." "I like it." "You really shouldn't be such a tease." "You know how bad i want you." "I'm not teasing." "But what about all that stuff you just said about last two bitches on earth and all that bullshit, like...?" "Bitch can change her mind." "Right." "[***]" "[Laughs]" "Seriously?" "What the hell?" "Gis!" "What's going on here, you guys?" "I... it just happened." "Three's company." "Unless you grow a monster dick," "I'm not interested." "I-i-i..." "No, you don't have to explain to me, hot crotch." "What happened?" "Hey, I wasn't that bad." "[Giselle laughs]" "Um, what's going on here, and why wasn't I invited?" "Honestly, I have no idea." "We were trying to put the haunted house together and I guess things got out of hand." "I guess so." "[Slurping noises]" "Did you guys just hear something?" "Come on, let's get a drink." "Are you coming, cat?" "I..." "I'll be down in a minute." "I'm gonna relax here for a second." "[***]" "[Baby crying]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Screams]" "[Coughing]" "[Spits]" "I have better things to do." "[Sighs]" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Screams]" "[***]" "What in the blazes are you doing?" "Where are your clothes, slut?" "Hello?" "Anybody in there?" "Hey, Jen." "Get in here." "Whoa." "What's wrong with her?" "I don't know." "One minute she was her normal, annoying self, and the next minute, she's whoring it up." "She looks like she's in some kind of trance." "[***]" "Shit." "Tramp is just high or something." "You're looking good tonight, bitch known as "rocky."" "Are you insane?" "Okay, you two are punking me, right?" "Me and gis?" "You know she doesn't have a sense of humor." "Rocky:" "Okay, so then, you tell me what's wrong with her, then." "Nothing's wrong, sexy." "You're too stressed out, bitch known as "rocky."" "I could help you calm down." "Oh, shut your whore hole." "I'm gonna punch you in the cooter," "I swear to God." "Unbe-fucking-lieveable." "The eye doesn't understand our world." "It's still young." "What the fuck?" "Wait, what do you mean "it's still young"?" "It's still learning." "Learning about what?" "Learning about us." "About itself." "About what it can do." "And if we don't do what it wants, it will kill us." "Whoa." "The bitch known as "Jenna" knows how serious this is, and you will too once you look over there." "There's your goddamn toy." "[Speaking indistinctly]" "Wait, wait, don't stare right into it." "Staring at it?" "I'm going to shove this up the ugly thing's butt." "No, rocky, don't." "[Grunts]" "[Screams]" "Oh, my God." "Ah." "Oh, oh!" "[Panting]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hey, Jenna." "What's up?" "Where's rocky?" "I'm filled with desire." "Come on, let's bang." "Jesus h." "Snap out of it." "Wha... what'd you do that for?" "It's the eye." "The replica I got." "Somehow it's come to life." "I don't know how, but it has, and it put you under a trance, and it killed rocky." "Don't look at the TV!" "Giselle!" "[Electricity crackling]" "Let's rub donuts." "Would you knock it off?" "Man, you're a real downer." "I'm sorry, but this worked the last time." "[Gasps]" "We have to leave." "I'm gonna go upstairs and get catalina, and there's something of my dad's I think might help us." "Hurry up." "Be careful." "[***]" "Cat, come on, we've gotta go." "[Screams]" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "Got you!" "I know you're there, you little bastard." "[Screaming]" "Fuck you!" "Rocky?" "But you..." "But I'm fine." "Nothing happened to me in the next room." "Don't you wanna fuck me?" "Just a little." "Weird ass hoe." "[***]" "Hmm..." "I think I look hot." "The eye wants something." "Jesus Christ, here we go." "It wants something from you, bitch known as "Giselle."" "It wants something from all of us." "Oh yeah, and what's that?" "It wants to procreate with us." "Procreate?" "You still don't get it." "This is going to happen." "My ass it will." "Ooh." "Your ass." "Hey!" "Don't fight it, Giselle." "Hey, let me go." "Fuck you!" "[Thud]" "[Wind howling]" "George, I'm scared." "Oh, don't be afraid." "I wouldn't let anything happen to you." "You know, I have a confession to make." "I mean, since we might be getting blown to bits and all." "I haven't been the most faithful wife in the world." "I know." "And, you know, you haven't been the most loving husband." "I know that too." "And I was..." "I was thinking maybe we should get a divorce." "Wow!" "That good for you?" "Real good!" "[***]" "[Moaning]" "Oh, it's never been like this." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Oh, God!" "Don't be afraid, Rita." "It's not an evil being." "It let me look into its mind." "What'd it just do to me?" "It had certain needs, and it asked me to help it, and in exchange, it's gonna help me." "And so I did it." "I did it, Rita." "It's gonna show me how to open up a real portal to the eighth dimension." "I mean, isn't this great?" "A whole world full of these little guys everywhere you look?" "What are you talking about?" "This eye." "It's not here by accident." "Rocky?" "Rocky?" "Rocky?" "We're leaving." "It doesn't want us to leave, Jenna." "Put that down." "Not on your life." "I said, "put it down."" "Hey!" "Get off of me!" "Stop it." "Don't fight it, Jenna." "Do what it says." "No!" "Listen to it, Jenna." "No!" "Open your eyes." "[***]" "Get off of me!" "Open your eyes." "Cat?" "Wakey, wakey." "[In deep voice] Time to get nakey." "Jenna just went upstairs to get you." "I'm not there." "Obviously." "We have to get Jenna and get out of here." "Jenna can wait." "This can't." "[***]" "[Moans]" "[Growls]" "[Bones snap]" "[Screams]" "[Screams]" "Stop it." "No!" "Look at it, Jenna." "[Screams, grunts]" "Ugh!" "[Electricity crackling]" "Help!" "We have to..." "[Screams]" "[Screams]" "[Screams]" "[Screams]" "No!" "No!" "[Electricity crackling]" "[Groaning]" "[Grunts]" "[Screams]" "[Panting]" "I think it's over." "Guess I turned that freaky-deaky pervert into jelly." "Oh." "I thought you took off on me." "Never." "Oh." "[***]" "[Indistinct groaning]" "[***]" "* let's go, it's party time * * mount up, fellas * * what up?" "* * it's taxation without representation * * let's scream * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on *" "* fired up, fired up * * call me * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on * * fired up, fired up, come on *" "* call me * * freshly showered, smell couture * * took about an hour to get dressed and get gone * * there's a whole lot of power in this excursion * * we roll * * it's on *" "* Hollywood bound hit the town, it's hot * * you can tell from the line wrapped around us * * valet parked just to make their jaws drop * * oh * * straight to the ball from preliminaries *" "* and the bmc's headed to the vip * * bottles of grey goose * * and the grand marnier's flowing continually * * that goose best way to get it started * * from the boom box invade a room *" "* let's see, you got it yeah, you, grab your girl * * come on, let's party with ohh, that body * * this for all my peoples who've been living for me *" "* tell my man what you drinking 'cause it's rounds on me * * got my hands on this Lincoln, come on * * ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba * * this for all my peoples who've been living for me *" "* tell my man what you drinking 'cause it's rounds on me * * got my hands on this Lincoln, come on * * ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba * * after party, back to the hut *" "* truckload of hotties hot for me * * it's however many bodies we can fit up in the truck * * 'cause they're all... *" "* Roscoe's to go, i can't go wrong * * ordered about an hour ago it takes so long * * it's the late night place that's worth the wait * * ohh * * it's so bomb, eh, okay *" "* with chicks that go both ways * * don't play your hood if you out to get paid * * might get mad cover most likely blazed * * but ohh * * no change, don't break that i think we'll be cool *" "* I hit you whenever I'm in your city * * keep it crew * * bring your girls let them do what they do * * got my whole crew acting fools * * this for all my peoples who've been living for me *" "* tell my man what you drinking 'cause it's rounds on me * * got my hands on this Lincoln, come on * * ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba * * this for all my peoples who've been living for me *" "* tell my man what you drinking 'cause it's rounds on me * * got my hands on this Lincoln, come on * * ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba * * this for all my peoples who've been living for me *"