"THE BARBER OF SIBERIA" "July 3, 1905." "Dear Andrew, you approach a new period of your life." "The path you have chosen will strain your sense of responsibility and duty." "I ask you all your attention." "I think... you are old enough to share secret" "what happened to your mother, there many years." "Rest!" "Are cut, cut!" "Do not be afraid!" "It is short enough." "Who occupies that bed?" "It 's disgusting!" "Who authorized you to pin the chicks?" "Who posted that?" "This is Mozart." "Who?" "Mozart, sergeant." "Mozart!" "Get out of line!" "He died, Sgt." "Is he dead?" "When?" "Company your ranks!" "Is he dead?" "Why it was not reported to me?" "Why?" "I do not know!" "Why do not tell me anything?" "I still do not know anyone!" "Mozart is a great composer." "It is long since dead." "On the practice field!" "Your Ranks in two minutes!" "With all your battle rattle mask included!" "At the double!" "And make it snappy!" "You thought I did not know" "was Mozart!" "You 're talking about!" "I do not give a shit about Mozart!" "You, again:" ""Fuck Mozart."" "Fuck Mozart Sergeant!" "You can take off your mask." "To remove the dirt masks you repeat:" ""I do not give a shit about Mozart!"" "Perfect!" "Remove." "Pretty cut." "But I can not hear you." "I can not say that." "Mozart is a great composer." "So girls, it stands up to O'Leary Jackal?" "We'll see who wins that game..." "It's not my fault if it is a great composer." "The story I want to tell you begins before your birth." "Your mother had left Chicago To go to Russia." "She was on a train to Moscow which required a delicate matter." "Company car!" "First section, the first car!" "This is a first-class carriage captain." " Which one?" " That one." "So keep it well." "Buns!" "Buy rolls!" "Hurry!" "Andrei!" "Quick!" "First class!" "What exotic smell!" "I bet a compartment is empty." "It is complicated." "Come gentlemen!" "Come back!" "Where are you?" "Excuse me..." "Forgiveness." "Where are they gone?" "What are you doing here?" "Thank you." "Security." "Bodyguards." "On the elite!" "It asked us to..." "There is a fool in the process." "Cutter heads!" " A terrorist." " His accomplice is black!" "I saw it!" "Really?" "A dwarf African prince." "This is a blanket." " It attacks foreign..." " Traveling alone." "Widows?" "Especially widows!" "This is terrible!" "But I have a secret weapon." "Really?" "Let's see." "Excuse us." "Cadet Tolstoy, keep ma'am." "You will be well guarded." "Idiots." "I do not want to disturb you." "I'm younger." "The Grand Duke sponsors our military school." "Sit." "I am an officer." "What is it?" "They are..." "Boubliki." "It looks good." " Can I?" " Of course." "Forgiveness." "Me:" "Andrei Tolstoy... to serve you." "No, sorry." "No report." "Jane..." "Callaghan." " You've read Anna Karenina?" " Not everything." "Forgiveness." "Forgiveness." "I'll fix it." "Do not worry..." "If repair it." "I do not want to woman!" "Why is it to sing?" "Ecstasy." "Why they bolted?" "The Russians do not like opera?" "On the contrary." "We have an amateur troupe." "The Grand Duke also sings?" "No, but he attends shows." "It's lovely." "You sing?" "Yes." "We repeat Mozart." "" The Marriage of Figaro"." "You sing what role?" "Figaro, the barber of Seville." "Sing me something." " There?" " Please!" "Immediately?" "We should have stayed." "Who went first?" "Me... but you left too." "We've been having." "It could be the first with Tolstoy." "Would you like a flute champagne?" "A Mozart!" "You do not have any trouble?" "Not at all!" "Please, Captain..." "A..." "Anna Karenina." "Forgiveness." "What is a boublik when we ate?" "The hole." "It is the hole!" "This is a joke." "I feel it is poised serious there!" "Do not overdo it, This is not war!" " What happens?" " All is well." "I will repair." "I'm in the military school to the pride of my mother." "My mom." "She is an actress." "She is beautiful, huh?" "It's your fault!" "Forgiveness." "It is the champagne?" "Enter!" "My Captain!" "What?" "A little champagne?" "Standing!" "Forward march!" "It rises to speak to a superior!" "Excuse me ma'am." "Get out of here!" "It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance." "Mr. younger too the military school." "The Imperial Military Academy!" "Our apologies." "Welcome to Russia." "Your mother thought a woman of experience, informed practices in the world." "But nothing had prepared to Russia." "She knew there was a tsar caviar, vodka, bears and somewhere in Moscow a Grand Duke that interested for some case..." "Calm down Douglas!" "No money, no machine!" "I was sent." "Without getting me credit!" "Calm down!" "Jane is my last hope." "My machine..." "Jane will find me money." " If it happens!" " Father!" "my luggage are in the third compartment." "Father... as you 've aged!" "Me?" "You are?" "Kopnovski." "M.Kopnovski, there are six trunks." "Six!" "Six trunks!" "How is your husband Harry?" "Larry." "He's dead!" "You forgot?" "I wrote to you." "Eaten by crocodiles in the Nile, fleeing the seat Khartoum." "I swam faster." "They have left his bow tie." "Then you lived in Persia..." "India." "They return the firing range." "That is good." "On my command... present... weapons!" "A Russian sleigh!" "Russian: sanyi." "Hello cadets!" "General Hello!" "What is it?" "Cadets." "And general Radlov." "Bring them back to the barracks." "This moron to wig kicked me out of the Commission!" "It has spaghetti instead of brain." "What 's he doing here General?" "He comes to see you drunk." "Tolstoy's Anna Karenina was drunk!" "I'm not drunk." "I'm happy!" "Radlov interest." "It has influence the Grand Duke." "He is vice- president Technical Commission." "M.Kopnovski you hear sub- he is bald?" "We do not say." "He takes the place of other and he wears their hair more!" "Stop it!" "Us is money we need!" "For my machine!" "What is it?" "The Kremlin." "It looks like a Turkish mosque more shiny!" "Clear!" "Your Excellency!" "an attack against the governor!" "To arms!" "On the roofs!" "Save yourselves!" "Do not shoot for nothing!" "Wait here!" "Come on!" "They are here!" "Alibekov in the courtyard!" "Nazarov with me!" "Hands up!" "Do not shoot." "I will not do it." "Why are you doing this?" "Please..." "Thank you." "They were all taken!" "There was one on the roof." "Andrei..." "We had them all!" "What's wrong?" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Flanagan!" "The ears!" "" The soap is redemption!"" "You must choke down there!" "Indeed it's not going very well." "" Fuck Mozart!"" "I can not hear you!" "Say it!" "I can not!" "Mozart is a great composer." "Freezing cold, explosions..." "She should never have leaving Chicago!" "She expected more calm, after meeting with this young cadet so cultivated." "Moscow reserved many surprises." "The biggest surprise sat, unfinished, McCracken 's studio." "Here it is!" "My dream, my life, my love, my idol!" "Look..." "She has not moved," "but it is full of life!" "Admire the body." "I called it!" "She has a name:" "" The Barber of Siberia"." "But she sleeps... when she awakes, we hear to Siberia!" "It does not work but..." "Caution!" "you know what she is capable of?" "In one day it befall more trees that 500 men in a month!" "I will be harvesting the forest from here to... the Pacific!" "The Barber of Siberia" "Do you understand?" "Listen!" "You hear?" "You hear the music?" "You hear me sing it?" "It is you who make this noise." "Of course!" "Of course it's me!" "Who do you want it?" "Some nights in my bathroom..." "I hear it sing." "His poetry, music..." "Songs!" "I 'll wake you." "You hear him." "You will hear the songs, murmurs, music..." "I lose time!" "Kopnovski to work!" "Come on!" "Well, there it is." "" Kopnovski the roof!"" "Snow!" "You are a genius." "We need money to repair the roof." "They sent you to the Commission because you were drunk!" "Because I 'm not German!" "Okay, it works!" "You promised it would fly!" "It will fly if I say!" " It will fly!" " If you say so!" "The advance!" "You see..." "It needs work." "It's missing that money." "We need to get the grant the Grand Duke!" "Completely crazy." "Jane knew seize an opportunity." "She already had a plan." "The girls..." "Come to the ball!" "Madame Lacaille" " Boarding For girls of the aristocracy" "ladies, review our conjugations." "What 's going on?" "On my command... turn left!" "Forward march!" "Switch legs!" "Because Tolstoy drank champagne Anna Karenina" "it is the stork!" "the champagne has nothing to do with it." "Enough!" "I happened to take you drunk Count!" " When?" " I understand." "Switch legs!" "Please..." "It is here?" "Yes." "This is the military school." "General Radlov." "Anna Karenina!" "Hello." "Looking for General Radlov." " This way, ma'am." " Second floor!" "Third floor!" "First floor!" "Thank you!" "Enough!" "Adjust the position!" "This is not a military school, it's a zoo!" "Either you made ?" "the stork either we make the crab." "It stinks this wax!" "" Wax surprise." "Laughs guaranteed."" "Sure we laugh!" "A lady asks." "A lady?" "What lady?" "A stranger." "Bring." "You're running out of music!" "My English is not good." "Better than my Russian." "An English dictionary, quickly." "I present..." "I know you." "Baron von Radlov." "Lieutenant General, Director the Imperial Military Academy," "Vice President the Imperial Commission" "Techniques and Inventions." "This is extremely intimidating." "I 'm Jane Callaghan." "I smoke?" "McCracken Jane Callaghan." "Yes, the crazy inventor." "This is my father." "He is obsessed with his machine." "Do not talk." "You have a wonderful collection of books!" "Silence!" "You've read them all?" "Private line!" "With the Grand Duke!" "What is it?" "Imagine that" "I found by chance in the same compartment that one of your cadets." "He forgot this photo on the seat." "It has the same name the famous writer..." "Course." "I will do the needful." "I thought it would take this photo." "My husband was in the military." "I am a widow." "He died in combat." "Captain O'Riley Fitzpatrick..." "McNamara Callaghan!" "He fell with Custer at Little Big Horn." "I must say that it is an honor to be the widow of such a man." "I do not know Therefore I tell you all this." "You are a great sensitivity." "Unless it is your extraordinary face..." "You remind me of someone." "Alexandre maybe." "Our Tsar?" "Not." "Alexander the Great of Macedonia." "he also had beautiful lashes." "What does it mean?" "My general... storks were almost done!" "The range!" "The ballroom is prepared!" "You need to polish the floor!" "That's it." "To work!" "Wax!" "At your service!" "He spoke of a ball?" "Our big annual ball." "Your presence would delight us." "Thank you." "My father and I will be honored." "Cadet Tolstoy!" "Approach." "Phone Excellence." "You come to the range." "I have not yet repaired." "We were punished." "Punished?" "Because of me?" "You better hold wax as alcohol." "Forgot your photo." "I have it here." "Thank you." "I was looking for." "I can have?" "Pardon?" "What did you say?" "Can I?" "Yet." "Tell Countess the ball will be held..." "As usual." "You found?" "As usual." "The General!" "Cadets!" "What are you gentlemen?" "Chores Stork and shine General." "Ah yes." "Continue." "At your service!" "Forgiveness." "It was the Countess, for prom..." "Excellence..." " I found it." " Who?" "Alexander the Great." "Alexander of Macedon!" "I said, same face." "I must go." "Fool!" "Hi mommy!" "What are you doing here?" "Are you in trouble?" "It happened something!" "Hello Uncle Nikolai." "There is nothing happened." "I 'm just passing through." " What is it?" " Can I talk to you?" "We have nothing to hide from Nikolai." "Speak." "I have to go for Warsaw, playing Lady Macbeth." "But you do not care..." "Not at all mom!" "I need money." "Only three rubles." "My cape!" "It's in the bag?" "Here it is!" "So you need three rubles?" "I was just telling Nikolai..." "I serve tea?" "We just drink!" "Today's youth are..." "My nails!" "The young..." "Where is my cigarette?" "Hold." "The young..." "Fire." "You smoke now?" " But no." " You smoke!" "Tell me Andrey, do you realize how hard it is for me?" "I only ask three rubles!" "I sacrificed my career to you." "I refused..." "It does not matter." "Bon voyage." "Where are the pills I take..." "I refused..." "Andrey, do you good..." "He's gone." "Without a word." "Without listening to me!" "It's more dramatic that way." "Three rubles!" "To fix the fan..." "Hold." "You?" " It is not much." " I can not..." "You will make them myself." "Take." "Thank you Douniasha." "I 'll pay you back." "An object to be repaired." "I will make you." "It is very slippery!" "Who organized this ball?" "my daughters provide only the show!" " Your shoelace is undone." " Thank you." "Perish under a piano!" "" Surprise"." "They could translate!" "This is sabotage." "What is this ice?" " Do something!" " Countess..." "My supply officer does not read well" "French." "He bought the French wax for practical jokes." "Wax" Surprise"." "Do something!" "Do something!" "It is not possible!" "Kitty, my treasure!" "Catch it!" "Excuse us. my officer Stewardship is stupid!" "Thank you for your invitation." "I love your country." "Yes..." "You are almost ready?" "This is a good brush!" "Upgrade dose, I'm heavy." "My father used rosin... to stand in his stirrups." "Kitty, you have served your country!" "Quick, pass it to me." "It is fragrant!" "Ready?" "Tolstoy Anna Karenina waiting!" "Nosed enough!" "Real are up there!" "Tolstoy, hurry up!" "They rosin their soles." "Rosin!" "Countess, your kitty." "Thank you dear..." "Wonderful boys!" "You are more effective your general!" "Excuse me." "The ball can begin!" "Rise." "Me too." " Is it good?" " Yes Excellence!" "Ladies..." "And..." " One, two..." " It turns." "these ladies Men go to bed!" "Then I start my usual survey on the wearing of corsets." " I discovered that it does not." " What?" "And she does not either combination." "By cons, under the scapula, it has a delicious mole." "Tolstoy..." "Can you tell us his mole?" "You saw him on the train?" "I beg you to shut up." "Why... you ask?" "Looks like you have rights on it." "You sang with her when you were drunk and we all bailed Stork of a chore!" "It's true!" "And we have no right to talk about it?" "So what?" "So what?" "Fingertip I stroked his mole" "when I felt her arch..." "Arching""?" "What does that mean?" " Make arch!" " Oh yes!" "arching and the shiver from head to toe." "I stop here gentlemen." "I will tell later when Tolstoy sleep." "Cadet Tolstoy to the report." "Break." "Cadet Poleïevski the report." "You escorted the girls?" " Yes." " Break." " Andrei, you're angry?" " Count I do not have your rank but I think it is unacceptable thus speak of a lady." "What did I say?" "You could joke the dragonfly that you asked!" "I have the honor." " Are you serious?" " Very!" "Here it is!" "1, 2, 3, 4..." "Cadets!" "Hello!" "Hello Master!" "Sit my little hearts." "Cadets!" "Standing!" "This is not my Master." "Sit." "Cadets!" "Cadet Tolstoy!" "Come show us on the map where Napoleon completed his tumultuous existence." "The island..." "St. Helena... is... there." "Not my heart, it is not St. Helena." "this issue was not in the course." "You think the enemy cares?" "Which of you, my little hearts, we will show where Napoleon died?" "My Master." "Please." "The mole on the rump of the ocean, is the island of St. Helena." "Tolstoy meant frass a fly!" "It was not in the course!" "Silence!" "Cadet Poleïevski... you will succeed under consideration." "Sit." "Be careful." "Thank you." "Cadet Tolstoy!" "Surely you will fail the exam." "Secondly learn your captain you have the honor to two hours of stork." "Although Master!" "Thank you!" "Bless you Master!" "Three hours stork!" "Although Master!" "Thank you!" "Silence!" "Earl, I am at your disposal." "Well..." "There are two old cannons outside." "Let us fight the gun." " Repeat in an hour!" " Okay." " We will bomb the school." " I'm not kidding." "You know what they risk if this gets out..." "At dawn the gym." "Choose your weapon." " I'll give you a choice." " Sword." "I shoot better than you!" "Four o'clock tomorrow at the gym." "A sword." "I have the honor." "Likewise." "Be on time!" "Ask foot Tolstoy." "Take a break." "I will say nothing." "I can not force you." "Switch legs!" "Darling," "I ask every night to God Its a bit of wisdom," "and prevent you to commit the same mistake that Russian cadets there 20 years." "Your mother tried to unravel the mysteries this country huge and incomprehensible." "Russia can steal, cheat, but the word of no more value the most official seal." "One word chosen lightly can cause a bloodbath." "Idiots!" "Not a duel!" "God forbid." "We all pay!" "Noises sword." "Maybe a duel!" "Mercy!" "A disaster!" "We all pay." "If the Grand Duke learns..." "If he finds we are all responsible." "You first!" "You hear?" "What are you doing here?" "I exercise." "During the day, I do not have time." "Pavel Timofeevich..." "Nikolai Karlovich..." "Fool!" "Continue." "You would have awakened the Tsar!" "Fool!" "I exercise." "Woe!" "Woe!" "Captain!" "I just happen..." "It's my fault!" "Silence children!" "My mother did not recover!" "This is not yet the time you die." " It's the arm?" " It's nothing." "You want to be condemned?" "Relegated ten years in Turkestan like me?" "Thank God." "There was no duel." "An accident repeating Figaro a bad joke." " Not a duel." "Included?" " Yes." " And the swords?" " Give them to me." "Musketeers nuts!" "What will happen now?" "There are moments in life where the heart wins the settlement." "Even in the army." "Fortunately, the injury DAndreï was not serious." "Captain Mokin, in defiance of his career, refrained to refer to his superiors." "Nobody heard of the duel." "Even Jane." "Ignorant havoc it caused, she approached her goal, unaware of events he still had to face." "Ms. Callaghan what does this Kopnovski home?" "It helps my father, for his machine." "Kopnovski?" "But he drinks like a hollow!" " It is said to be a" hole"." " As a hole, sorry." "As everyone here." "No?" "Never?" "I hate drinking!" "Where are we going?" "I want to introduce you to my mother." "She is 90 years old this year." "90 years?" "What is it?" "It is Candlemas." "Tomorrow is the last day the festivities." "Sunday of Forgiveness." "We forgive what?" "Everything!" "An old Russian tradition." "And tomorrow Lent begins." "Lent?" "It's beautiful!" "Watch!" "Petrouchka, Russian clown!" "Bohemians!" "Many Gypsies, Russia!" "Look at the bears!" "National pastime:" "drink vodka." "In Russia, the animals drink like men and men like beasts!" " Where are they going?" " At the river." " Make the punch." " The punch?" "Old Russian tradition." "" Old Russian tradition!"" "Russian bread." "No, little boublik..." "soushka." "Yes!" "Good!" "And blinis?" "Caviar!" "That's it." "Come on!" "It's good!" " Beautiful!" " Although sent!" "What?" "A member who does not know how to drink!" "I can not." "If I drink..." "We must drink to my health!" "Come on!" "Like a beast." "A glass of vodka." "Yet." "Encore!" "" I have the honor to inform Your Excellency" "" My intention to leave Ecole Militaire" "" without completing my studies."" "You do not think about it!" "Write!" "I will not write such a thing." "My respects." " As you wish." " How dare you?" "Either..." "Tolstoy does not return" "its decision." "Gentlemen Cadets..." "Forgiveness." "You found Poleïevski?" "What, Poleïevski?" "Looks more like it!" "Zapoï." "The cooked!" "The cooked, baked..." "You are idiots." "Wait!" "Ah cadets!" "A Russian bear!" "I want to fight!" "Come on..." "Thank you." "It's okay." "He does not like vodka." "The broom!" "Thank you!" "You do not have to drink it." "It is very thirsty..." "The bear cold..." "The man is thirsty." "Do not eat it!" "This is glass!" "Spit it!" "Children watch." "The general is really drunk!" " Vodka?" " Yes!" "He drank?" "My God!" "He drank!" "He has a cap like this?" "Potemkin I want you!" "The war is not over." "Barbarous nation!" "Tribe ignorant!" "Napoleon!" "Napoleon escaped from the island by ice" "I want him alive!" "Your Excellency..." "Cover up." " Come on!" " I have a contract..." "I will pay you." "Ready!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Reload the cannon!" "Fire!" "I'll get you!" "Ah, there you are!" "To me, my God!" "Miss!" "Let me go!" "Forgiveness." "I will deliver to the Tsar!" "Fire!" "I have it!" "Jane..." "Your Excellency." "Here you are." "Here?" "Happy Birthday." "Sorry, for the love of Christ." "Why?" "This is the Sunday of Forgiveness." "God will forgive you." "And me too for I have sinned." " Who are you?" " Who am I?" "Napoleon." "Forgot?" "Where am I?" "Excellence in Russia." "Hello." "And joyous celebration." "Joyous celebration." "God forgive me." "After Candlemas comes Sunday of Forgiveness." "We apologize with family, friends, between foreign relieving his soul remorse and resentment." "And as always, everything is pushed to the extreme." "On the ice half- naked men to thrash before asking forgiveness." "They go to war singing, a wedding in tears and everything is taken seriously." "All without exception." "I do that to me!" "God knows when See you Radlov now!" "I do not have time!" "I have no money!" "And now... what will happen?" "You know what that means Zapoï?" "It means" drunk"!" "Poleïevski!" "Enter." "What happened to you?" "Old tradition." " Forgive me, for Christ's sake." " Why?" "This is a day of celebration." "You must answer:" "" God will forgive you."" "I must talk to you." "Young idiots!" "A duel for nothing!" "You could kill you." "Yes." "And why you went to the punch?" "I do not know." "Maybe I was ashamed." "Or rather... to calm my desire." "What like?" "Envy typically Russian." "There is a Russian want?" "Russia's desire, this is what leads the country." "As the steam engine England." "I've seen how he looks at you, jealously trying to hide it." "How you look." "It is the captain who is on call." "You have 10 minutes." "Do your best." "Discourage him to leave school." "Sorry but I must go." "Discourage it." "" Angels are among us." A table." "Jane!" "What are you doing here?" "I just see a sick friend." "Do you mind?" "Course." "What are your remedies?" "It means"" Tolstoy?" "You're only here." "Everyone is gone." "What is it?" "Nothing." "Nothing serious." "Accident fencing." "How did you know?" "Blinis!" "You are treated?" "Yes..." "Remedies, bandages." "My letter!" "Sorry..." "What letter?" "My letter of resignation!" "Addressed to..." "In general Radlov!" "You're not about to see it again!" "Why?" "He took a... zapoï""." "What?" "Zapoï"", is that right?" "He got drunk." "You understand!" "I am." "But you!" "I attended." "sometimes is believed to avenge the life... but is not revenge than oneself." "I must go." "Promise me not to make fencing unprotected." "And promise me not to resign." "Three!" "Three?" "An old Russian tradition." "I'll take it all." "You have a mole?" "Pardon?" "Nothing." "Forgiveness." "Eat." "You have wonderful friends." "You have never is like a bomb." "You tied agent..." "I do not remember." " Sucks a bear..." " I do not remember." "You stole his shot an elephant." "What is this?" "My mother dropped me when I was little!" "That's what it is!" "Enough!" "A hole in the ice!" "A good time!" "Is a hole." "I burn." "Go!" "Encore!" "Kuzma sorry!" "Forgive me!" "Kuzma sorry!" "The bathroom!" "The bathroom, quickly!" "Hue!" "The long winter finally gave way to spring." "Then came the long awaited day where cadets were sworn." "Lord!" "Late!" " Where were you?" " Sorry!" "Here they are!" "On my command... for the Czar..." "Introduce... weapons!" "They're coming this way!" "Hello cadets!" "God forbid" "Your Imperial Majesty!" "Hello cadets!" "Highness." "God forbid your Highness" "Imperial!" "I congratulate you after the first year serving the glorious Russia!" "Will." "How are you?" "Let your cadets." "What belly!" "Your Majesty..." "I see yours next week." "We're ready." "Should you repeat it?" "What?" "Micha is too small for the reviews." "It excites him to hear screaming." "You never listen to me." "If I had listened to you, we would not have children." "Students officers" "remember your mission is not provide you with bullets." "bravery is patience." "Patience in danger it is already the victory." "The Russian soldier is courageous, stoic and patient." "This is why it is invincible." "Like... your Russian soldiers!" "Protect them!" "Good luck, cadets." "God Save the Tsar" "Our Almighty Tsar reign for our glory our glory all" "Stop it!" "Cadet!" " My general." " Where are you going?" " 200 meters..." " Install." "Montez." "This is terrible..." "I will ask the hand of a lady." "It's weird, right?" "Nonsense." "Congratulations sir." "Cadet" "I'm not getting any younger." "Man to man..." "Help me." "How?" "You know my English." "Do me a favor." "Stops there." "I copied the poets..." " I can not." " What?" "You can marry a general!" "Come on." " Jane!" " General!" "Forgiveness." "What a joy to see you again!" "Beautiful bouquet!" "Thank you." "Polina!" "Find a vase." "What..." "I do not know." "I brought you the range." "I present to you one of my cadets, Andrei Tolstoy." "No relationship with the writer." "A promising young man." "We met." "You have shown us." "Yes?" "Wonderful!" "Come general." "Come sit." "Tea!" "It's a beautiful day!" "I love spring in Moscow." "Have you looked at my case?" "And.." "outcome could be favorable?" "Thank you." "And you will receive a password the Grand Duke?" "Please, sit down." "An invitation to our operations." "Figaro?" "The Grand Duke will attend?" "You sing?" "My father." "He's dead." "My mother." "Alive." "She is 90 years old." "Read well." "" My life depends the answer I have been looking." "" The poet said:" "Love is like the measles," "" we did once," "" and later we catch, this is more serious." "" Another poet said: all ages is under the influence of love." "" In war as in love, all shots are allowed." "" I did the war" "" and I 'm in love for the first time in my life." "" I had the thunderbolt for you." "" I loved you as soon as I saw you... there... in this compartment." "What compartment?" "And I never love more," "I could never love someone else." "In a few months" "I am an officer." "At first, it is true, my pay will be modest and my family is not rich." "Nothing allows me to start a family but if I could have hoped one day win your hand and heart," "I'd be happy." "Forgive me." "Can I opt out?" "Go." "Forgive me Nikolai Karlovich." "This is ridiculous." "They look like children!" "I met this boy in the train, he sat on my fan..." "It has been repaired and..." "I think he had me make." "But the way it is so strange... With your permission..." "I will visit you another time." "Five hours!" "Feel free to pass." "I'm late." "I serve tea?" "Wonderful Jane!" "Wonderful!" "Formidable!" "It succeeded." "I would have expected!" "All my life!" "The work of my life!" "For a young idiot!" "Good." "Enough." "I've had enough of this machine." "You hold?" "You will." "You have all that provides our contract." "But do not yell." "Who do you take?" "My husband?" "My brother?" "My father?" "Do you understand that comes to this boy?" "It has inflicted on itself?" "Znamenka street." "Quick!" """ In this compartment!" "Warning hands!" "And legs!" "I remind you that play tomorrow!" "You will never enter in your dress!" "So Tolstoy how you cover tomorrow?" "" What compartment?"" "What?" "I can not find it." "Where he hid?" "There!" "Here it is." "Rally!" "Figaro is repeated." "The broom!" "Guard to you..." " My general..." " Enough!" "Student officer Tolstoy!" "Exit row." "cadets do you know in front of you?" "The cadet Tolstoy?" "Not." "A liar, an impostor!" "The vilest thief would not have done what he did." "Stealing a foreign lady an object of value, under the pretext of repair." "The guy would have been ashamed, the cadet Tolstoy did!" "Miserable!" "Captain Mokin had never seen the general in such a fury." "He persuaded him to postpone punishment, no other younger can not sing Figaro." "The Grand Duke was there and an annulment scandal outside the walls of the school." "Tolstoy could even get the day before the show like all cadets." "Incredible!" "He has guts." "O'Leary Jackal prevented pioncer for ditties!" "I really could not give a fuck This Mozart!" "I'm coming!" " Douniasha!" " Andrei Alexeievich..." "I drank your three rubles." "I had..." "and then I bus." "Do not scold me Douniasha." "Everything is... finished." "What?" "You are expected." "By whom?" "My mother came?" "Not." "Then who?" "Disappointed to see me?" "Why you looking at me like that?" "These are my real hair." "You have to eat?" "It is curious, I want to eat." "I do not know." "I ask." "We eat?" "Of cold veal, mushrooms..." "There has long it is?" "Long." "Good..." "Also brings to drink." "It will serve something." "More... what she found." "You live with your parents?" "My mother and Douniasha." "My father is dead." "I'm sorry." "My uncle lives here Nikolai from time to time." "That's all we have." "It was not expecting anyone." "Thank you, I will..." "I speak to you." "Sit." "I'm not McCracken 's daughter." "I'm not the one I claim to be." "My name is Jane, this is my real hair, that's all you know me." "I came to help McCracken to accomplish this project." "Why it was that the general looks a bit like me." "But it seems doing nothing " some" in Russia." "Your captain said what happened at school." "It is great, huh?" "Forgive me." "Forgive me, please." "It's not my fault I assure you." "I beg you to believe me." "General realized... he wanted to understand." "You believe me?" "And now... largest and the most difficult to say." "You were surprised to be here?" "I'd give you an answer." "What?" "I understand that... you asked me to marry and expect an answer." "This is not true?" "Forgiveness." "I do not know." "You asked me to marry?" "Forgiveness." "I did not understand my mistake." "You will want to have done." "You regret." "I regret how it happened." "But you were sincere?" "Probably." "Can I have some wine?" "You made me... your request." "Men do not marry a woman like me." "I'm not worth it, believe me." "Not really." "The lovely music box!" "Why you looking at me like that?" "Your mother had to put up Warning against my peers." "This is your bed?" "Come on." "Where are you?" "What?" "You did not want to?" "How?" "You do not love me!" "Forgiveness." "I 'm going." "Turn around." "I 'm disgusted!" "Forgive me, please." "Forget everything I..." "Say something!" "Si.." "I love you." "No, listen to me..." "Wait." "Listen to me, please." "It must be understood." "Listen to me." "Forgive me!" "Try to understand." "We never did..." "My heart has never interested person..." "Only my body..." "I love you." "It was the first time?" "Not." "And every time you pass out?" "No, this is the first time." "Really?" "Yes..." "No!" "What am I saying?" "You have had many women." "Not much." "You liked?" "Not." "You like that?" "I love... my mother, my country, my friends, Douniasha..." "I like the Czar." "Tsar?" "You do not know." "I swore to serve." "And me, you love me?" "English." "Yes." "Yes what?" "It does only one word." "It takes three!" "Old Russian tradition." "I love you." "My brother, my lovely boy!" "I love you!" "I waited my whole life." "I thought you did not exist." "This feeling that my stepfather inspired women..." "I would not call it love." "An animal passion..." "A kind of submission." "When I was 14 years my mother became very ill and she had to go to hospital." "I was very scared to be alone with my stepfather." "I locked myself in my room." "And then..." "One day he gave me a beautiful silk dress and he invited me in a large restaurant." "He did not stop to fill my glass of delicious wine." "Or... maybe Was it me who asked for more." "On our return I fell asleep." "I woke up when it..." "It was too late." "I have to tell you everything." "I lied so much that" "I do not disentangle the true from the false." "With you, I know what is true and... it does not scare me." "What struck me... this is..." "I wake up in the morning..." "I'm lying... my arm on him." "He rented a room in a hotel." "He told my mother I was in camp." "And.." "he came to see me almost every day." "He brought me toys and goodies!" "And your mother?" "I review years later... after I released him and... the dirty life he made me carry" "for not working." "He swore to kill me." "He took all my clothes." "When I saved I had a nightgown." "My mother!" "I was on a boat Constantinople." "I was in third grade and I watched the passengers on the upper deck, thinking" "" It must be good, to be first class!"" "And I saw my mother." "She was always beautiful." "along people dressed elegantly" "laughing, drinking champagne." "And she threw the empty glass the sea" "You do not have him speak?" "Why?" "We did not need that." "So... you never been married?" "Come on..." "You sleep?" "Too bad for you!" "Standing!" "It has not rung..." "Captain..." "It's only 4:45." "Who shouted?" "Captain..." "To bed!" "Shansheïev..." " One hour stork." " At your service!" "I'm getting married." "Sorry." "Move!" "You walk on my score!" "You'll burn your balls Suzanne!" "The Grand Duke appreciates." "Go." "Countess, you are wider a gun carriage." "Come on." "Not bad, huh?" "No, wait here." "You gâcheriez all." "You like it?" "General Ah!" "Monseigneur, I present to you Miss Callaghan." "Monseigneur, it is a great honor for me..." "What do you do to your uncle?" "Mosquito." "In April?" "The Tsarevich!" "This is unforgivable!" "I understand..." "Nobody enters." "You need to help us, it is in your honor." "You say that to me?" "Ms. Callaghan..." "I smile but I suspect the truth." "What truth?" "I find your reaction ridiculous..." "For a fan!" "My ridiculous reaction?" "You say that to me?" "He has 20 years!" "A love child!" "How can you compare yourself to a little boy who has made ?" "a mistake unjustified?" "You're not home, that night." "You make me insult?" "You'd be jealous the Tsarevich!" " Do not you exchange?" " Yes!" "Give me some juice." "What did he say?" "" You're going to burn your balls, Suzanne!"" "Will smoke." "Open the door!" "Listen..." "Listen to me..." "Try to understand!" "That's life I lead..." "Nobody has nothing to do..." "Andrei?" "You must believe me." "It must be!" "What am I doing here... it is another thing." "This is a bargain." "A case." "Agree?" "A fool's game obnoxious and sleazy." "Cadet Tolstoy!" "What 's going on?" "Wanna fuck up the whole company?" "I love you." "I love only you." "His Highness the Grand Duke Alexei!" "I 'll explain everything." "After the show." "I love you!" "You saw Tolstoy?" "Go back to your hole." "The Grand Duke was stale." " What is it?" " All is well." "It's okay." "Quick!" "The Grand Duke is installed!" "Suzanne hurry!" "You go first!" "So what?" "And Tolstoy?" "Here it is!" "Wipe!" "Come on!" "Course." "General, be gentle." "I'm sure you'll be proud of him." "" The Count" love my fiancee..." "To you I forgive him." "What has?" "Where are you going?" "I 'm hurt!" "Your Highness!" "Slowly, slowly..." "What did you do?" "What did you do?" "Listen..." "Sit!" "I can not sleep!" "It makes me crazy." "Come on!" "Why is it so important Mozart?" "I have told you, this is a great composer." "So what?" "Where are you going?" "Come on." "Where are you going like that?" "Follow me." "Wait!" "As happiness is fickle!" "how naive believe that master of his life and his talents!" "The human being is a vessel waiting to be filled." "Do not understand, is to be blind as was Jane for years." "She was in love for the first time, convinced it was forever, and believed have explained everything to Andrey." "She was upset By his gesture." "You read it?" "The newspapers say that Tolstoy tried to kill the Grand Duke and you are interposed!" "So what?" "It's a lie!" "You know that." "You must tell the truth!" "What truth?" "The whole truth!" "Tell me how you humiliated in disregard of my feelings?" "How this boy out of jealousy hit me me, his general public with a bow?" "I may look silly but if you want it all it will tell how you seduced and destroyed." "Me?" "Yes my dear, you destroyed." "More... is a Russian officer." "Rather than talking he would prefer to die in prison." "But General..." "Chief." "The Grand Duke promised money to your father, and signed my promotion." "So life has no value here?" "It depends on who it is Ma'am." "I prefer when you drink Commander in Chief!" "" Coward attack against the Grand Duke!"" "Come on!" "" The younger admitted..."" "This is the end." "Come here!" "Give the package." "Sing!" "Want." "Hello." "Do you speak English?" "You have a prisoner the name of Tolstoy?" " What Tolstoy?" " Andrey." "A relative of the writer?" "You're his sister?" "His wife?" "Who are you to him?" "You are allowed?" "I can pay..." "what you want." "Sorry." "That's it." "Thank you." "Douniasha, can I come?" "You are the mother of Andrei..." "I know you." "You know who I am but I assure you that what the papers say is wrong!" "I saw everything, I was there." "You are his mother, if you write to the Tsar, will intervene." "Andrei loves so much..." " He believes in him." " Who are you?" "I 'm nobody." "Forgiveness." "You can not imagine how I 'm nobody." "Go away in." "Write to the Tsar." "Andrei was found quickly and camera." "Radlov was right." "Andrei pleaded guilty and never revealed the real reasons for his actions." "After the trial" "McCracken received money for his machine." "But Jane was paying too much execution of the contract." "This fatal had raised in a sense it she had never experienced:" "guilt." "I do not understand this country." "Open!" "On the double!" "Faster!" "Do you recognize me?" "You held me at gunpoint the day of the attack." "I could not get my gun." "Otherwise I would have killed you." "Why are you here?" "Not why?" "I do everything here..." "Welcome!" "Tolstoy is transferred!" "Notify Jane!" "At the station." "It comes soon!" "Come, come..." " Come to the party..." " I can not." " You will enjoy my wine." " It must..." "Do not close, I expect the world!" "Jane, look!" "A sudden downpour!" "Come join us!" "I forgot..." "The big..." "It happened." "Poleïevski?" "Yes, that's it!" "When?" "He told" "Tolstoy was transferred and you go to the station to see him." "Cadet Tolstoy!" "Andrey Alexeyevich!" "Cadet Tolstoy report!" "Stop!" "Find out now!" "In the name of the Father," "Son and the Holy Spirit, for ever and ever, Amen." "God be with you." "Cover up!" "Turn..." "Drive!" "Soldiers, in the car!" "Farewell my brothers!" "I love you all!" "I love you!" "Andrei was sentenced to seven years hard labor followed by five years of exile in Siberia." "Jane tried to join to explain and say goodbye." "He was denied permission crossing Russia." "Then his life changed." "She married McCracken and went with him to America." "Consumed by guilt, she never ceased to seek Andrei but his letters to Russia remained unanswered." "McCracken began seven years to finish his machine." "Jane three years to get the right to try to Siberia." "Happy McCracken did not arise questions." "Jane had married in order to go one day in Siberia." "I am Douglas McCracken!" "Here is my machine!" "I invented this machine intersecting, cut, cutting trees as a barber you shave your head!" "Jane had come to learn" "Andrei was relegated to Ovsianka, a former colony inmates near the camp." "With great difficulty, she obtained the tests take place nearby." "Ovsianka." "I present to you" "The Barber of Siberia" "Come on!" "The Barber of Siberia attack the forest!" "Jane clung run to the car." "Two miles of road the separated Andrei and it was ten years she waited for this moment." "Ten years during which she had ceased to love and feel guilty of what happened." "But she had another reason Daller to him:" "the secret she had preserved." "Barbier..." "Andrei Tolstoy." "Barber!" "Can I come?" "There someone?" "It was a disaster." "Jane realized it was too late." "Twenty minutes from Andrei had erased" "Ten years of waiting." "She left Siberia abandoning McCracken and machine" "without seeing Andrei, without telling him why she had come." "Jane rolled on a path of Siberia without knowing where she was going or what she was doing there." "She knew only all that remained to him, that was his secret," "This secret that bound in this huge country for which it remained a mystery." "She kept her secret For 20 years." "It 's time for you to reveal." "I give you one last chance remove your mask." "Say it!" "" I do not give a shit about Mozart!"" "No sergeant." " You'll keep all your life?" " If you must." "For a songwriter?" "Not a songwriter." "A great composer." "You've heard his music." "Yes, it is rather nice." "Rather nice?" " This is a great composer." " What?" "You won." "Mozart is a great composer!" "You take it off, yes?" "I can not hear you." "What?" "I can not hear you Sergeant!" "Mozart is a great composer." "I can not hear you Sergeant!" "Wait..." "Mozart is a great composer!" "I still do not hear you!" "Everyone hears me?" "This is Sergeant!" "What is he doing?" "Mozart that my windshield with a sledgehammer," "Mozart whose mother, father, sisters, brothers, cousins ?" ", aunts and uncles can go to hell..." "Mozart is a great composer!" "It will not?" "If Madame..." "I learn the semaphore my men." "Return to camp!" "Can I help you?" "I'm looking younger McCracken." "No!" "No McCracken!" "He is punished." "It should still run two miles." "Expect the camp." "I can accompany you." "What is this?" "Who is it?" "That's her father." "This is a Russian uniform." "It is Russian?" "It explains everything." "Mozart and Russian too." "Like Mozart?" "If I like it?" "I love it!" "As everyone." "Mozart is a great composer!"