"Hello, everyone, I'm Hyunjae." "I'll be turning seven soon." "I'm the youngest in my family." "My family is very big;" "Grandparents, mom and dad, and uncle, a 3 generation family." "So, it's a very rare case of a big family and..." "That's why people envy us." "But granddad's got a disease of waking up very early." "Grandma says it's a sickness due to missing his loved ones." "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "And hurry!" "Don't you realize what time it is?" "Hey, son, don't waste your time!" "I don't wanna see our train leaving without us!" "You better move fast too!" "What are you doing, hurry up!" "Not before daybreak!" "It already is!" " Go where?" " Look, the moon is still out!" " Please calm down." " Put down your bag!" " Let me go on my own!" " Put down your bag!" "Your so obstinate!" "I wanna go home!" "Uncle, are you drunk again?" "You smell awful!" "Father!" "Please, don't worry at all about me!" "I'm not a kid any more." "Don't look at me that way!" "I hate that!" "Welcome home, drunken adult, kid!" " So" " Yeah, husband" "Don't know when to quit?" "What're you doing at this hour?" "Let's go to sleep." "Of course." " Mom, I love you!" " But I don't!" "Have a good sleep!" "Hyunjae, come back to sleep." "Husband, come in." "What's going on up here, man" "No insect free certificate?" "We have big trouble without that!" "I know but..." "But what?" "Did you drink at work or something?" "No, sir." " Do it again!" " Yes." " You know what I mean?" " Yes." "What's that ugly creature for?" "After work..." "Damn," "I don't want to see it." "Hello?" "You sneaky jerk, you changed your number without telling me?" "Don't get me wrong, I need less expensive..." "I need rat poison!" "Don't even think of hiding your ass, ever!" "I am so busy at work, so let me talk to you..." "You're dead if I don't have my money back by the end of the month." "So, I filled it out." "It looks fine?" "I got a feeling that it's gonna work out this time, sir." "And a true heart is needed to make my dream come true." "I feel, too." "I'll see my family in the north..." "Hey, Superdick!" "I'm thirsty." "Again, ma'am?" "I said, now!" "Oh not again, so soon!" "Just do as you're told to, I'll feed you." "Wait, ma'am," "I need to take a shower then." "I mean it, I can't wait!" "You ungrateful pig!" "Cut!" "The Director said 'cut'!" "You call yourselves actors?" "You two just did an awful job!" "You get away!" "You, be my assistant again, forget about being an actor." "How crappy!" "And you, not bad!" "You used to be an actress, right?" " On stage, sir." " I heard of it." "But you've got to act more from deep in your heart." "Show how into HIM you are!" "See." "Everything OK, but" "Just do this part, slap him on the cheek. 1, 2, 3!" "Hello, mom?" "What?" "Oh Jungshim!" "Honey, Soonja." "I don't get it, who's 'Soonja'." "His 2nd wife in the north, y'know." "Stop it!" "Then he has two wives?" "Who knows?" "Maybe a bunch of them." "Having two wives is 'cool'?" "It's a modern version of polygamy!" "In 3 months?" "He's got cancer." "He told me not to tell you, but you should be prepared." "Just be the best as you can, as his days are running out." "The 11th family reunion from South and North will be..." "Not a day went by without him missing his family in the north," "Now he'll go soon without ever seeing them again." "What a miserable guy!" "Damn!" "I wish I could unify Korea!" "I think this is the last chance of being a good son to dad..." "I can create a kind of fictional drama as a last gift to him." "So, just $10,000 would be enough to cover this realistic drama." "Mom, you got any secret money or something?" "Let me do this!" "I've got two words; 'grow up'!" "Hello?" "Myungsuk, this is Mr. Uhm, the lawyer." "How are you doing?" "Can I see you tomorrow?" "This is your father's will." "He's got property to inherit." "Inherit?" "Well, it's no big deal, he bought some land a long time ago." "I don't think it's a lot of money, but..." "I know he prepared it for his family in the north, but..." "I don't believe he can see them alive, so..." "Something he should decide on, concerning the land." "Something?" "The property goes to his family in the south, only if Korea is reunified" "If not, it goes to the ministry of unification." "Well, the real estate market is up and down..." "So it's worth 4.5 million at most." "Okay, just give this matter to me." "I'll take care of everything." "Trust me, it'll be 5 million in 3 months!" "Father, how are you feeling?" "Not bad." "I met your lawyer," "He told me about your will." "He should've kept his mouth shut!" "I would like you to..." "Forget it, I know what you're going to say." "Dad, sorry but..." "Be real, it's not likely you're going to see the unification..." " And my business is down, so..." " Oh my daughter," "Jungshim, forgive your dad." "Jungshim" "Grandma, whose is this?" "Granddad's." "Grandma, Da-young boast her quick-board, received by father." "Anniversary present" "What?" "Quick-board" "Oh, please, lend me some more." "I'll pay you back soon." "How much?" "As much as you can." "Ok." "I will buy one for you" "Oh, no!" "My husband is in big money trouble, so..." "That's okay." "Oh believe me, bro." "My scenario is better than perfect!" "He'll buy it for sure!" "As a result" "The bottom line is just give me $1,0000 then..." "Speaking of which..." "It's his one and last wish ever, so..." "Right..." "And actually he's dying and we're running out of time." "You do it, I'll support it." "Let's be good boys." "But I want you to understand... even if it's not working as planned." "You guarantee it's perfect!" "Sure, I do." "I don't want to hear any of that shouldn't have shit!" "Mom, the key is our love for dad, no more no less." "Just forget about what's 'true or false'." "Dad is sure to be happy and..." "This could be the best, the best..." "The..." "The present!" "Absolutely, the last present for dad from his loving family." "How impressive, man!" "Unification or universe, whatever, let me stay out of it!" "Honey, our kids are becoming insane!" "Soonja, Jungshim, oh... 5 million!" "So, you just do what I tell you." "Remember, this is only between you and me, huh?" "$12,000?" "I told you, $9000 is the maximum!" "In terms of quality, anything less than that, and we don't have art!" "We're film makers, not artists!" "Got it?" "What we need is drama!" "But it should be well made!" "Well!" "Well-what?" "Just do what you're good at, I don't wanna hear any art shit!" "One more disappointing thing is..." "You billing for being an assistant and an actor as well." "How selfish, I thought we're more than that!" "I came up with the film title!" "'Unification-out of our hands'" "Is it your idea?" "Sure, I am smart." "You guys really get to me." "Please do 'something'" "Cut the crap, $9,000 period!" "Look at me, man!" "I told you, look me in the eyes." "$9,000, got it?" " This is a title" " Yes." "'Unification, out of our hands?" "' What a stupid sounding title!" "'Out of our fingers' is better." "That sounds odd, 'out of our fingers'?" "It doesn't. 'cause it's art." "You win!" "Never mind, it's one of my men's crude ideas." "$12,000?" "You're telling me it costs too much?" "Just one wedding costs $9,000!" "Now you think it's too much to do a 'unification' of a country?" "You can't find any director that's up to this job." "Make it with $10,000!" "Then you're okay with crap?" "Not well made?" "I don't give a shit!" "$12,000 is all I have, so don't charge me any more." "Do your job right, got it?" "Deal!" "So, what do you expect us to do as his friends?" "Remember, your part is crucial." "You just visit him sick in bed, and give him prep words and..." "The moment our mission kicks in, the regular TV show is interrupted." "And our 'well made' show on the unification begins." "Don't miss the key moment and start to adlib on our own." "You just make him feel the excitement." "I got it, we're like real actors." "Then we'll need a script at least." "Let me show you something." "Oh my God!" "It's uni... 'fiction'!" "Hello, sir." "Just eat this candy, and don't say a word until it all melts." "He has survived another critical moment, but the end is near." "Come on in, guys." "What a shabby studio!" "It's not as bad as it looks!" "Look this space can be the stage." "And we'll make room for editing." "And install a computer." "Then this is the radio booth?" "Sure." "Hey, Choonja, stand on the stage." "Just imagine you're under a luxurious spotlight." "Ready, action!" "One two three, this is MTV, Pyongyang." "How ridiculous!" "MTV reporting political news?" "Try again" "The South and North governments at last... came to agree to peaceful unification." "Cut!" "What a spooky girl!" "I was scared to death!" "Just do what you can do." "Feel free to do it naturally." "Two governments at last came to an agreement..." "Cut." "Hey, that's way too casual." "Guess what?" "They finally did it!" "For the historical event..." "How touching this move is!" "You shouldn't be lying like this!" "Right!" " Get up" " Do well!" "You finally can get back home!" "Good, good" "There'll be breaking news!" "You right" "At what time?" "At three, I think." "OK, three o'clock..." "Right, then we should turn on the TV." "Here, Dad, your glasses." "Breaking news!" "Breaking news!" "I'm thrilled and honored to say this." "The two governments of Korea finally... agreed to the peaceful unification of Korea." " What?" " Finally!" "We have more details from the Blue House." "Today is the greatest day of our lives ever." "As of today," "Jan 14, 2005... there is no more South or North in Korea..." "I declare the official unification of Korea to the whole world!" "Your dream came true, Dad," "I can't believe this!" "So there's no more DMZ, no more war," "We're one again after 50 years!" "In a shorter time, we can visit south and north at any time." "Joongyup!" "Don't cry." "You can go home!" "Your lifelong dream finally comes true." "Why do you cry?" "And recover your strength and walk home!" "Come on, dad." "Special show follows to commemorate this awesome moment." "25th, June, 1950" "The day is a tragical day of our" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Father..." "Joongyup!" "Father, now..." "How happy you're, dad!" "Now, you can go the hometown" "Hang on, buddy!" "Joongyup, you're gone like this?" "Don't say anything." "What are you saying?" "Korea is unified!" "Oh my god!" "Don't worry, he's saying worthless crap, because he's dying!" "Wait a moment, doctor." "Oh, no!" "My brother!" "Yes, father." "What did he say?" "Just send back the stupid quack." "How happy you are!" "Cheers!" "Unification!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Even though it's just a forged unification," "Grandpa is so touched and crying out of excitement!" "But he'd be crying out of sadness 'cause it's a lie, maybe not." "Cheers" "You did a great job!" "Well done, Myungkyu!" "I'm so flattered, don't say that!" "I haven't gotten any compliments like this in my whole life." "So my mission is completed!" "No regrets, as Dad's wish comes true." "You did an amazing job" " as a director" " Spot it!" " Produce a film with just $9,000?" " I said stop!" "Let's sing a song, and get out of here!" "For a bonus, I wanna give you my credit card." "You want a camera, so buy one." "How generous!" "I won't say no, if you're insisting." "Santa Claus or something?" "Being nice is good only when you can make it." " Honey" " Yes." " More soup, please." " Sure, honey." "Wait, mom." "Mom, I'll buy you a much better house, just wait." "Did you win a lottery?" "You'll see." "Oh my God!" "Let me join you!" "What?" "Nothing, Joongyup." "It looks like I need to quit being a doctor." "And stop alcools" "I'm on your side." "The doctor called it 'unexplainable recovery'" "Uncle called it 'an unforeseeable recovery.'" "Which was not produced by the director." "You know where Kim Myungsuk lives?" "Well, I've got no idea." "How are you doing?" "What a jerk!" "Where are my glasses?" "The ministry of defense reported on two North Korean patrols ships... which trespassed our territorial waters at 4 am." "A day doesn't go by without those stupid commies making trouble!" "I can't imagine how agonized Dad would be..." "Dad shouldn't see this!" "Anything special, since the unification?" "N~~~O!" "Dad!" "2 North Korean patrol ships trespassed..." "Dad, no!" "Is it Myungkyu?" "Yeah, dad, how are you feeling?" "The TV just went out!" "The whole town, the power is off." "Why?" "Since the unification... we've sent power to the north and..." "So, we're running out of power." "I see, we're sharing resources." "We're one nation and we share the burden." "It's so strange nothing's happening?" "No kidding!" "Nothing's quiet!" "The solders fire..." "Yeah, fireworks and..." "It's all for the commemoration and they are getting wild!" "You know what soldiers are like!" "I'm so happy to be alive to see all this." "Granddad, here's the newspaper." "Thanks sweetie, where're my glasses?" "On the shelf!" "I'll get them for you." "Oh, no!" "What did you do?" "Whatch out!" " They're like his eyes!" " Oh my God, they're shattered!" "Don't worry, I'll get new ones tomorrow." "Don't worry, I'll read it aloud for you." " Oh my God!" " What?" "South north soldiers near the DMZ, I mean former DMZ..." "They're having a ball, a big party." "Y'know, national separation is history!" "And... nothing special." "What?" "And the high ranked officers officially declared... they will go nude for public photos." "Nude?" "Being naked, they're taking photos of." "What for?" "It's just a metaphor!" "So..." "They'll take off not clothes but 50-year-long hostility." "It'll be an incredible performance!" "And let's see, what else...!" "Now what?" "Yeah, father..." "Korea as one team from the unification, will participate in the world table tennis match" "It's a matter of time we'll be the best when we're one!" "Now we're one, and nothing's gonna stop us from being the best." "You right!" "It's all for today." "That's all for the headlines, dad." "Dad, you're feeling well?" "Sure, I feel like living forever." "Myungsuk!" "Check out the bus schedule for the north Korea." "Pardon?" "I wanna go home to the north" "Sure." "I already did, but it takes time, they said." "We as civilians should wait to get there." "Did they say 'when'?" "Not sure, but at the end of this month." "Then don't forget to make a reservation." "Sure, father." "What happened to the barbed wire at DMZ?" "Well..." "Hundreds of thousands of people just demolished it like angry lions..." "I was shocked to see they're 'made in USA." "Anyway, when is the table tennis match of South North joint team." "What match?" "Table tennis!" "Tomorrow." "You're such a loser!" "Your thoughtless words have made an incredible mess!" "I just did my job reading the paper and creating stories!" "Don't blame me!" "You driving me insane!" "Luckily it's not a soccer match!" "That needs a bunch of people!" "OK!" "Cut!" "What're you doing?" "Dancing in the air?" "Please do your job." "Hey, you keep control!" "This isn't working." "Let me serve." "You receive it, ok?" "It sounds great!" "Don't you know the basics of table tennis?" "Listen carefully." "Shoulders, waists and knees, 3 in one!" "How?" "Three in one!" "If you do it like Jungsook, it looks like kids play." "At the third ball..." "Don't think and hit the ball" "And you hit it, at the 3rd ball, okay?" "OK!" " Camera, ready?" " You do your job," "I'll do mine!" "Myungsuk!" "Choonja, you look great, one more time." "You hit the ball to the table floor!" "Please 'do' play!" "The ball should hit the table first!" "Hit the table first!" "First!" " Come on." " Now let me serve to you." "Great!" "Just keep doing that." "Here it goes!" "Hit, hit" "Fighting." "It's great!" "OK!" "I hit" "Ignore it, keep doing, Hurry!" "Here it goes!" "Now, toss~" "Right." "Choonja, form is the key to sports!" "All right!" "Father" "Funny enough, since the unification, all channels have united to one!" "Then, this button," "Just press this button." "Then the TV show comes right on." "How simple!" "I only watch one channel?" "Correct." "How stupid and inconvenient!" "One channel!" "Temporarily..." " Just temporarily." " Sure." "That's a ploblem." "If it goes on, it's terrible." "OK!" "Now start." "You don't see well, without glasses!" "Let me help you." "These guys in white are our Korean team." "These in red are Chinese." "What bastards they were in the Korean War!" "I know, China." "Wang Chao is receiving it!" "The Korean team scores first." "Give a big hand!" "Korea is crushing China!" "Fantastic match!" "I don't get it." "I don't see a ball!" "Me, either, dad." "It's natural." "They're literally the best of the best!" "Their ball is unbelievably fast!" "If you see the ball moving, it means they are not the best." "The game is getting hotter!" "Look at that!" "It's a sky serve!" "What are you saying in North Korea?" "China gives a long serve." "And Korea defends well." "It'll score, I bet!" "Our National Team..." "They are at duce!" "Duce!" "We must make a win!" " It's set 5!" " Kim Inchul is preparing to serve." "OK!" "Return" "Inchul, you can do it!" "Inchul, you're our hope, representing Korea." "Inchul, play tough and gutsy!" "You did it, Inchul!" "We'll win!" "Look at the face" "We'll win!" "We'll win!" "We'll win!" "Inchul, it's your call." "You're a hero." "OK!" "Good!" "That's right!" "You just look awesome!" "Finally, we win!" "Our One Korea win!" "Father!" "We win!" "We win" "Oh my God I fogot something" "I got a phone call from the Korean Red Cross." "For what?" "A blood drive?" "No, I'm serious!" "Father's name is on the list for the family reunion." "Let me see, did they say when?" "In 2 weeks." "Dad, remember this is your will, right?" "Sure I do." "Speaking of which, the lawyer called and suggested..." "You consider changing the will as Korea is unified." "Now I can say that I am sorry I kept it a secret" "No, I totally understand." "You have no idea, how much I've been missing my family in the north." "Now" "I can go there and see them." "So, the will should be changed as well." "Now I'll divide the property for you all on an equal basis," "Just call the lawyer to come here." "Well, I've got a better idea." "Let me get the necessary papers and you can change it here." "Whatever, then you can do it." "Okay, then, good night dad." "Hey, son." "Yes, Dad." "Don't tell me I am dreaming, son." "Not at all, don't worry, Dad." "When will he back to work?" "In 10 days?" "No, that's okay." "No problem," "Then I will call him then, thanks" "Something's wrong?" "He's out of the country," "He'll be back in 10 days." "What?" "10 days." "Thank you for all your work" "I appreciate it." " Bro?" " Yeah?" "Hey, what's that under your hat!" "What're you talking about?" "Father's will?" "He's got something to inherit?" "Just be straight, I'm his son too." "Don't get me wrong!" "Let me ask you something, was this stupid stuff started on the up and up?" "So, that's a..." "Or are you a slave to money or something?" "It's not what you're thinking." "Bro!" "How could you say it's the last gift for dad?" "How funny!" "You said, 'for dad'?" "Okay let me clear this up, just calm down, man." "You got a visitor!" "More than that!" "It's me." "Long time no see!" "I hope you remember me." "Park, working for the 'Paybackloan." "Com'." "You thought I lost you, bastard!" "Don't get me wrong," "I didn't mean it." " In fact..." " Hands off!" "Wait, wait..." " Let me tell you about the will!" " I don't give a shit!" "You're on your own!" "You started this damn thing, you can end it as well!" " Please, listen to me." " Jerk, I'll tell dad the truth." "Everyting we done" " Wait!" " Mr. Kim!" "I'm not moving my ass out of here until I get my money." "What are you, pig?" "Choonja!" "Myungkyu!" "Don't get away, ass!" "You begged like shit, when you asked for money and now what?" "Let me take care of something urgent." "PNN news, Chairman Kim Jungil gave a big hand to... the players on the first 'One Korea Marathon' and..." "Chairman Kim Jungil?" " And he said..." " What?" "You're spies!" "You're damn spies." "An idiot said that." " Nothing" " Let me keep going, Kim Jungil said..." "Gotcha!" "You got the right man!" "Right, we got the right man!" " This is your spy camp and" " Don't jump to conclusions!" " You spent my money on this!" " Don't jump to conclusions!" "What's going on at the station?" "There must be an accident!" "Let me explain." "Please shut up!" "Give me a minute to explain!" "I got damn spies!" " Mr. Park" " I'll call the police!" "Don't move your asses" " or you're dead!" " Mr. Park" "$30,000 per rat, let me calculate" "The correct current time is..." "The time of world is..." "You know how sneaky North Korea is?" "What?" "They want to break the oral agreement." "What does that mean?" "In our language, they didn't sign the papers yet." "Then what?" "The unification is still unclear, dad." " Father!" " Oh my God!" "They changed" "But they changed heir mind again, and signed, don't worry, dad!" "No, the North raised a severe objection!" "Don't play foolishly with unification!" "That's what I mean." "Are you okay, hon?" "Five... 5 million dollars?" "The amount is not exact but..." "Roughly about that." "The money goes to the Ministry!" "What did they do to us?" "Tell me about it!" "What did your dad do to us?" "Are you serious?" "You went too far!" "Anyway," "If it wasn't for Dad's well-being," "I'd stop this shit right away!" "But you really disappointed me." "You are insane or something?" "A unification project?" "Just relax and wait." "I'll pay you all back when this works out." "Don't even think about fooling me, I'm not that easy, ass." "Let me check it out if it's faked or not." "And one more favor," "I need more money, could you...?" "Are you serious?" "The land is worth at least $5 million?" "Okay, I'll lend you $20,000" "When it's done, pay me back double." "Double?" "No profit, no risky investment." "You're too much." "You said you need more for this shit!" "You got another source?" "No is acceptable, though." "Okay, I see." "OK" "The money will be in your bank account tomorrow, just do your job." "I'm off, man." "Wait." "Why!" "?" "Hello, everyone, south and north, north and south." "This is the United Channel of Korea." "Hello... this is PNN..." "Pyongyang." "Hey Cut" "What's wrong with you?" "You look like you're crying!" "Director~" "He needs training, or he'll ruin this." "Hey, you, take the stage." "I told you, I am no good at this!" "I'm here with PNN, Pyongyang, not for enjoyment." "Look, it's true it snows a lot, in the north." "You can't imagine how thrilled people are here." "President Noh and Chairman Kim had a meeting... to discuss after post unification issues over lunch." "They came to a conclusion that..." "to arrange the family reunion is" "How impressive!" "I am at the place where they're busy dismantling mines" "I'm scared, what if we see real mines?" "Not only the mines but also the longstanding hurt and hostility." "This is the American Camp Wordsworth, 2nd division." "They agreed that..." "And they has initiated diplomatic steps against Japan..." "The U.S. Has officially announced they'll withdraw their troops step by step" "Hey, come on in." "I brought something to eat." "That makes me much happier." "This project is going wild." "You know how many letters there are in the alphabet?" "Easy as pie, 26, period." "No, 11, count, t-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t." "Very funny!" "But it doesn't make sense." "You just passed the one in the 2nd position." "What place would you be in?" "No, you're still in the 2nd!" "What's going on?" "What's the problem?" "It looks like it's broken." "Again?" "We just had it repaired last week." "Husband" "You know what?" "You must be bored watching TV all day." "How about taking a walk for some fresh air." "No, thanks." "I'll help you father." "I said it's okay" "You need fresh air!" "I think this show is funny!" "Nothing is funny." "I was bored to death!" "It's been a while since you've been out like this!"