"Enter!" "Mr. Brown" " Hush" " Don't you shush me" "Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble" "You certainly are!" "You're ten minutes late!" "Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble" "You certainly are!" "You're ten minutes late!" "Worse than that!" "I lost 230 pounds that Ranjeet gave me to look after" " How on earth did you manage to do that?" " I have no idea" "It must have fallen out of my pocket!" "I've looked everywhere" "I went to the police to ask if anyone had handed it in" "They just laughed" " What am I gonna tell Ranjeet?" " The truth Mr. Brown" "You'd better do it in private" "You can use my office!" "I'll send him to you" "I suppose the direct approach would be best" "Ranjeet, I've lost your money" "No, that's too harsh!" "I should soften the blow a bit" "Ranjeet, come in" "Have a seat!" "Would you like a cup of tea?" "Ranjeet, I have something to tell you" " Are you sitting comfortably?" " No, I'm standing up" "Ah Ranjeet, come here and sit down" "Have a cup of tea" " There isn't any tea" " I'll go and get you a cup" "Miss Courtney said you have something to tell me" "Yes Ranjeet, I am human, you are human" "And human beings are fallible!" "I am fallible, you are fallible" "Oh no, I am Punjabi" "What I am trying to say Ranjeet is..." "I've lost your money" "Did you hear me?" "The money you saved to go and visit your mother!" "I've lost it" "Ranjeet" "I'm sorry Ranjeet" " Good evening" " Hello Sid" "You look as if you've lost a hundred quid and found ten p." "There's many a true word spoken in jest" "Come on!" "Cheer up" " Have a cigar" " No thanks Come on!" "Cheer up" " Have a cigar" " No thanks" " Things can't be that bad" " They're worse" "Look at me!" "Yesterday I hadn't got change for 1/2 p" "Today, I could lose a tenner and not notice" "You couldn't lend me two hundred and thirty pounds, could you?" "No chance" "That's all there was in the envelope" " What envelope?" " The envelope I found outside the school" " You thief" " What are you talking about?" "That was Ranjeet's money!" " You still got it?" " Yeah" "Why didn't you hand it in?" " Wait, what are you doing?" " Ranjeet, we found your money" "Praise to the Holy Guru" "I will be able to be visiting my mother" "Oh, she'd be so happy to be seeing me" "There's only one hundred and thirty pounds in here" "That's right" " Where's the other hundred?" " Here" " What is this?" " A betting slip" "I put in on Rainbows end on the 6:15 in the night race at Windsor 6:15!" "We can still make it lads!" "Come on everybody quickly!" "Quickly" "Mr. Brown, what is going on?" "We're just taking an early tea break in the betting shop" "6:15 at Windsor" "The horses are lining up for the start and they're off" "Come on Rainbows End" "And right away it's Ernies Boy in the lead" "Followed by Debs Delight, Golden Wonder and Skylark" "Then come Royal Peacock and Slimline" "Where is Rainbows End?" "And bringing up the rear is Rainbows End" "And that's the order at the bend" "With Debs Delight closing a little and Skylark now overtaking Golden Wonder" "Royal Peacock is dropping back" "And who's this coming through on the inside" " Rainbows End?" " Slimline" "And as they come into the straight" "It's still Ernie's Boy, Debs Delight and Skylark" "And here's Rainbows End making a run on the outside" "Come on Rainbows End" "And with four furlongs to go its Ernies Boy" "Debs Delight and Rainbows End now in third place" "Ernies Boy is pulling away slightly" "But Rainbows End has overtaken Debs Delight and is challenging strongly" "Two furlongs to go and Rainbows Ends is gaining on Ernies Boy" "They're neck and neck as they come to the post" "And at the finish it's Rainbows End by a nose" "How much are you winning?" "At five to two, that's two hundred and fifty quid" "Hundred for you and the rest for me At five to two, that's two hundred and fifty quid" "Hundred for you and the rest for me" "Come on!" "Let's go draw it" "One moment, there's a stewards inquiry" "The red flags gone up" "Oh blimey, it's a Russian horse" "Rainbows End's been disqualified for bumping and has lost" "We are losing and I won't be able to visit my mother" "Poor Ranjeet" "He was so much looking forward to seeing his mother" "He will see his mother" "But he was going to be catching plane on Saturday" "How can he be getting one Hundred pounds before then?" "We'll get it for him How can he be getting one Hundred pounds before then?" "We'll get it for him" "Even if we have to beg, borrow or steal it" "Yes, yes!" "Excuse please" "Thank you" "You want photograph!" "Very cheapo" "Three for one poundo" "You buy pretty violets for your pretty wife" " You want pretty violets for your pretty wife?" " No, thanks duckie" "Get your salami sandwiches here" "All made with French bread" "Shoeshiner!" "Shoe shine!" "Twenty p's" "Come on!" "Shoeshiner" "Come on young man!" "Have your fortune told!" "Madame Jamila will tell your fortune" "Have your fortune told by Madame Jamila Come on young man!" "Have your fortune told!" "Madame Jamila will tell your fortune" "Have your fortune told by Madame Jamila" "Please do cross my palms with fifty p." "Come on now!" "Where's the lady?" "That's not the lady, i'm telling you!" "That's the lady here" "I'll do one more for you to show you can be wrong" "You can't be wrong all the time" " Giant balloons, 25 p each - 25 p." "On balloon" "There's one for you" "Mr. Brown, please hold!" "Please hold" " Good evening Miss Courtney" " Good evening Mr. Brown" "I hear you managed to raise the money for Mr. Singhs fare" "Yes, he'll be at the airport now" "How is he going by plane or balloon?" " You heard about that!" " Yes" "If there haven't been someone on the roof to catch my legs" "Heaven knows where I'd be now If there haven't been someone on the roof to catch my legs" "Heaven knows where I'd be now" "Where you usually are Mr. Brown, with your head in the clouds" " Good evening class" " Good evening Mr. Brown" "Firstly, may I say thank you for all your efforts yesterday" "To help me raise the fare for Ranjeet" "No, no!" "It was a remarkable effort" "I wish I could say that for your homework" " I'm not happy with your answers - We are also not happy with the questions" "I got an idea" "You're not happy, we're not happy" "So if you not give us homework, we both be happy" "Silence" "Look, in the future, you will be given extra homework" "And I hope to see some improvement" "Some of you are simply not trying" "For example, Max" "The opposite of anti-meridian is not uncle-meridian but post-meridian" "What you're laughing about Giovanni" "Your answer to the question write a sentence using a metaphor was unbelievable" "But I did write a sentence using a metaphor" "Yes, last night I found my girlfriend in a metaphoradream" " Ali" " Yes please" "For your information, a polygon is a term used to describe figures with angles and sides and has nothing to do with the disappearing parrot" "Mr. Brown, Miss would like to have a word with you" "Ah, new pupil" "Would you like to sit over there?" "No sit!" "Look for Ranjeet" "Well I'm afraid he's not here!" "He's gone this weekend to visit his mother" "As a surprise for her birthday" "That is terrible" " Why, what's the matter?" " I am his mother" "I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet" " Why, what's the matter?" " I am his mother" "I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet" "You're his mother?"