" So?" " Are you ready?" "It's my first time!" " We know." " You've already told us." "I need to learn how to dye my hair!" "I've seen my hairdresser doing it many times!" "It'll be great, but next time, do it at your place..." "Ok, I've rinsed it." " Show us." " Ok." "Wait!" "We're waiting for four hours!" " I'm scared." " Four hours!" "If I don't recognize the new me?" "You said you wanted some change." "She said an "unrecognizable" transformation." "I said that?" "You'll love yourself!" " If you don't..." " No!" "I will." "What?" " What?" " It's... how to say it..." " What?" " The same!" "It's different." "It's unrecognizably different." "It's the same?" "I dyed my hair in my natural color?" "For four hours!" "Ok, I need my hairdresser." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 3- Love, Hate" "Strasbourg." "Where 125 350 people are single." "Men and women looking for each others but not able to find themselves." "And a lot of hormones waiting for a temptation." "Don't tell a gay joke to a gay!" "How could I know he was?" "We need a tattoo?" "Don't judge a book on its cover." "It was easier in the eighties." "Gay guys were wearing thongs and singing "YMCA"." "Now you dress, act and talk like straight guys." "You're like real men." "Your species has evolved." "Ten percent of the planet is gay!" "Ten percent?" "How do you reproduce that fast?" "That's why I'm a fag hag." "You almost tested us all." " What do we order?" " No!" " What?" " Diet!" " Diet?" " Look at yourself." " I always was chubby." " No." "New Year's resolution: we start the diet." "But!" "Maykel, to find a new guy you have to lose weight." "I'll do some boiled vegetables." " Great..." " Sissy." "In the city, Johannes was at an expo." "How was it?" "Honestly?" "I don't want these paintings in my living room." "What don't you like?" "Everything." "Style, color..." "I don't understand the painter." "Maybe the artist just wanted to let go an instinct." "You think it's abstract art?" "If I see the painter, I'll tell him it's awful." "It's me." "It's a joke?" "Colin." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know..." "Don't worry." "Critics say my art is amazing." "It's good to know what real people think." "As I told you I know nothing in art." "I'm really sorry." "I'll buy one." "No, don't buy something expensive to apologize." "What else could I do?" "I know something." "Go on a date with me." "Some hours later, a friend was at my door." "Can I talk to you?" "Arne told me Johannes' plan to make me jealous." "And I thought we could talk like adults." "You're waiting for months!" "That's his way?" "Making me jealous?" "I'll do the same!" "It's stupid!" "Just tell him you love him." "Your plan is stupid..." "No wait, it's not supid." "But I'll do what I said." " You're drunk." " You too." "Why do you drink?" "I don't want you to drink alone." "You..." "You're a real friend." "If Johannes wasn't so... so..." "Well, then I would go out with you!" "Me too." "Going out with you, not myself." "This party is great." " We could do something else..." " Yeah." "As long as it's on the bed." "The problem with alcohol is the hangover." "What the..." "I'm coming, mom." "Hello you." "Did we..." "Drink?" "It seems that yes." "Did we..." "Seems that yes." "Shit, I remember." " Promise me something." " What?" "Johannes should never know that." "What about the jealousy?" "I was drunk!" "So please, promise me." "By the way..." "Could you open them?" "And as everything became darker for Johannes and me," "Isobel was looping the loop." " What do we eat?" " There is a new Chinese restaurant." "Mayki, our diet!" "Honey, a Chinese restaurant!" "Chinese food is our lives!" "I know..." "Everyday I'm thinking about a big bowl of buckwheat noodles swimming in a savory broth." "With a few small pieces of tempura on the top." "Or one of those pieces of pork that the edges are still red." "And you take the little shaker of red pepper..." "I think." "You sprinkle it very lightly on..." "Diet is over, I'm starving." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"