"[You've enjoyed "Tuesday E-Jump." But we've come to the final episode.]" "we'll show you a great time until the very end.]" "Don't give me that!" "Do you have any idea what a nuisance your barbarism has become?" "!" "you old hag!" "Where do you get off talking to me like this just because I was late with the neighborhood notice?" "!" "Kabukicho is a place where the pure and the dirty are mixed together." "That's all the more reason why you have to live according to the rules! but just last week you put out JUMP comics on burnable trash day!" "Not me!" "That was the guy on the second floor!" "You're making too much noise... you two freaks." "Don't play dumb!" "Don't get carried away because they call you the Empress of Kabukicho!" "Do you have any idea what time it is?" "You're raising my blood pressure." "loser!" "Decent human beings have already started their day at this hour!" "You guys think you're "human beings"?" "Maybe you were a long time ago." "You're going to pay for even thinking you can defy me." "I'm taking him with me." "Go right ahead." "Shinpachi." "Who is that monster?" "she's one of the Four Royals of Kabukicho..." "The Demoness Mademoiselle Saigo." "["Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something"]" "we have someone new for today." "Meet Pako-chan." "she's cute." "Why's she called Pako?" "Because she's got naturally wavy hair." "Mama." "She's going to steal all of my customers." "I have a stomach ache so I'll be leaving early." "You can't escape that easily." "I'll teach you what it means to survive in Kabukicho." "I already know." "I live here." "I'll teach you the noble way of those you call "freaks." "you know." "Pound into our new girl how tough it is in this business." "Zura?" "It's not Zura." "I'm Zurako." "isn't our tempura soba ready yet?" "It'll be just a little longer." "A little?" "Do you know how many instant cup noodles I could've made by now?" "Elizabeth." "Recently the crackdown on lawless ronin has gotten stricter." "Don't do anything that would attract attention to us." "Here you go!" "Damn you!" "Did you forget that we ordered before that guy?" "!" "mister samurai." "This is a special customer..." "It's your duty to treat... each customer equally!" "Prepare to meet your maker!" "mister." "Don't get upset over something like this." "you can have mine." "freak!" "Hey." "Who're you calling a freak?" "And that's how I ended up here." "but... you!" "Sway your hips more." "you've been here too long." "You might not be able to return to the streets." "Don't be ridiculous." "I have a duty to save my country!" "I don't have time to waste fooling around here." "I don't want my country saved by a guy who dances to the beat of a place like this." "you two." "you're rhythm is off." "and you'll make your customers sick!" "Agomi." "Who're you calling Agomi?" "I told you when I introduced you." "This is Agoyo." "I'm not!" "It's Azumi." "You idiots!" "then help out in the hall!" "I'm Vaneko." "I'm Wakame." "Pako." "Zurako." "what's with those faces?" "Does this place intend to make me drunk with those faces?" "That's harsh!" "I'm so shocked... you with the naturally wavy hair." "I came here to laugh at weirdoes like you!" "you freaks!" "bar code head?" "Want me to pull out every last hair of hope on your head?" "Pako." "I told you touching or insulting the hostesses was forbidden." "Don't try to make fools out of us! Stronger than a man..." "That's Mama's favorite phrase." "People like us need that kind of pride to survive in this world." "We have to be stronger than anyone or anything." "Agomi?" "Can that chin of yours break anything?" "Why're you limiting her strength to her chin?" "But Mademoiselle Saigo's strength is extraordinary." "He's no ordinary man." "I hear he used to be amazing back in the day." "What was he called...?" "White Loincloth Saigo"... or something like that." "but he was some kind of hero who went into battle wearing a white loincloth." "he just sounds like a pervert." "White Loincloth Saigo..." "I've heard that name somewhere before..." "Come on and fight!" "but he acts like a mom!" "too!" "That's why he's such a weakling!" "Infectious homo liquid!" "Run!" "kid?" "Te-Teru-kun!" "Teruhiko!" "What happened?" "!" "You're hurt!" "The hospital!" "We have to get you to a hospital right away!" "Call Dr. Red Beard!" "Dr. Red Beard!" "There are lots of Blue Beards around here." "I'm not talking to you jackasses!" "Beat it!" "Dad..." "I'm not Dad!" "Call me Mom!" "you've been coming home a lot lately all bruised up." "What've you been doing?" "Are you hiding something?" "Mom." "I've just been playing samurai... with my friends on the way home." "I'm going out to play." "Just a minute!" "Teruhiko!" "Kid." "You forgot something." "[To all parents:" "Notice to Parent for Third Annual Visiting Day]" "Don't worry." "I haven't shown it to your father." "Should I have?" "auntie." "It's not "auntie." It's Katsura." "Are you sure it's okay?" "If your father doesn't come?" "but..." "You don't want to be teased again?" "I don't care about that." "I'm used to it." "But..." "I don't want to see Dad get laughed at or...hurt." "I love my Dad." "but..." "[Closed Till Tonight]" "I wish Dad was just a normal dad." "you've had too much to drink!" "all of a sudden?" "Leave her alone." "then he can finally sleep." "Don't you mean "woman"?" "!" "A woman cries until she cries herself to sleep!" "you should stop." "Mama and Pako both." "I really feel terrible for that boy." "you know..." "It would be strange if they didn't pick on him." "So...you do understand?" "That makes this easier... now you look like one of those anti-social types." "You need to look more like a hopeless father." "Shall I draw a turd on your forehead?" "you..." "Teruhiko's mother died before he was old enough to remember." "I had to be his mother." "and ended up like this." "I stuck to my principles." "and I don't intend to start now." "but my spirit... is more beautiful than any man's or woman's." "so you came." "Weak little girly." "Stop saying that!" "I'm not weak!" "And I'll prove it." "after all." "Huh?" "You sure you're awake?" "I'm worried about that father and son." "you'll really turn into one of them." "so this is our only chance." "but now is not the time." "Zurako." "I'll be praying that you don't spend half of your life away here." "Pako." "Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!" "You're going to rip me in two!" "Into two new pieces!" "What is it with you?" "!" "Just do what you want by yourself!" "Pako?" "Haven't we always fought together as the top tag-team?" "Hell if I know!" "but we ate at Saigo-dono's table." "Isn't it the proper samurai way to return kindness?" "You're saying samurai should get involved in a kid's fight?" "Yo-chan?" "I don't care!" "It was his idea!" "Ow-ow-ow." "What're you doing?" "Lemme go!" "You guys are gross!" "he says you're gross." "Pako." "He meant you Mr. bleached white face." "Play more outdoors." "I'm poor!" "Give me back the lunch money you stole." "it's not our fault." "but he did it on his own... or I'll shave your head." "It was a test of courage." "There's a test of courage that's popular among us kids." "he took it seriously and..." "An abandoned house?" "It's not an abandoned house." "It's in there." "we heard a creepy growl..." "Like it was from a beast." "There's definitely something in there." "eh?" "you're pretty good." "How'd you make through such a narrow opening?" "Huh?" "This isn't happening." "You can't be serious?" "No way!" "What're you doing...?" "I can't move forwards or backwards." "that's why they named you Pako." "you bastard?" "I'll "Pa" you!" "relax." "Ow-ow-ow." "It's no use." "Leave me here." "I'll live here from now on!" "It's in here..." "Something mysterious..." "Teruhiko-kun?" "aren't you?" "Please say you're Teruhiko-kun!" "You bastard!" "You'd just leave me here?" "!" "You said you wanted to live there." "Don't worry." "I'll be right back." "I'll buy you a castella cake." "Castella!" "What would I use a castella cake for?" "!" "Zurako!" "up until now?" "Whatever!" "I know!" "That's it!" "I'll give you my leather jacket with "Samurai" printed on the back." "It's what you always wanted!" "Who'd wear a tacky jacket like that?" "!" "What're you humans doing?" "Oh I see... you say." "And you came here to find him?" "Recently we've had a lot of kids coming into the yard and causing mischief." "See that tree by the annex?" "it proves they are a real samurai." "It's just like children think up such silly things." "Squirt?" "Who the hell are you calling "squirt"?" "Do you have any idea who this squirt is?" "Jii. we should always be kind to beautiful women." "Have you forgotten that?" "you mustn't be fooled." "he married a homely woman in the end." "Hey!" "That's my mother you're talking about!" "My mother!" "Huh?" "You..." "You..." "Have we met before?" "Heavens no!" "How sick." "Is that the Jomon pickup line?" "baldy." "Why don't you just croak." "but..." "I can't ignore a damsel in distress." "Jii?" "I'll pass." "I have a gate-ball match at 4 o'clock." "Old fart." "I'll send you through the gate of Hell." "there's something I'd like to ask you." "There's a rumor going around the children that a monster lives here." "Any idea what that might be?" "What was that?" "That growl?" "!" "Something's coming." "This time..." "Something's coming!" "show me some love." "Is this your monster?" "Pochi is not a monster." "Pochi." "and turned it into Pochi's playground." "Pochi?" "too?" "don't." "good boy..." "What're you afraid of?" "but such a lovable animal wouldn't hurt anyone." "It's an angel." "An angel." "Hey!" "It's an angel and a devil rolled into one!" "An angel and devil dancing cheek to cheek!" "Pochi is an unusual species I found on a remote planet." "right?" "Animals lured in by cute faces get eaten by the main part." "What a fabulous organism!" "aren't we?" "precious?" "you know..." "Just playing." "Seriously." "No way!" "He just ate your head nub thingy!" "I tell you." "This will grow back." "Look out!" "This isn't funny!" "too." "Yeah..." "Yo-chan!" "Where're you going?" "Yo-chan!" "Aunties!" "kid?" "You really had us worried." "Are you hurt?" "I could as you the same question!" "you really are in sorry shape." "Where'd you put your body?" "You're just an exposed head yourself." "Namu Amida Butsu." "Shinpachi!" "Kagura!" "Sadaharu!" "Farewell!" "that's all." "I see." "There's nothing to worry about anymore." "We've come to save you." "please save us." "aunties?" "Never mind that." "We're glad you're safe." "Yeah." "I was hiding up in a tree the whole time." "I didn't dare come down." "Then I saw you being carried off by that thing." "he learned a new trick." "How sweet." "Pochi does this when he wants to store his food." "you idiot prince?" "!" "My life and my gate-ball match are over!" "you old fart!" "I'm definitely firing you!" "Go right ahead." "We're all going to die here anyway." "everybody." "It's my fault this happened..." "What have I done?" "I've caused so much trouble for everyone..." "I wanted to somehow prove that I wasn't weak." "But..." "I was so angry that everyone made fun of Dad." "but I know that he has a spirit that's stronger and purer than anyone." "But no one sees that." "They don't even try." "It makes me so angry..." "I'm... so frustrated." "You..." "He's coming... then eat Jii!" "I'm all fat and bad for your health!" "What're you saying?" "!" "my bones will stick in your throat for sure!" "Eat the prince!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "He's coming this way!" "That's enough!" "Forget about us and just run away!" "too!" "Hey!" "Are you listening?" "!" "Shut up!" "I'm strong!" "I won't run away!" "This is no time to say such things!" "Hurry!" "Runnnn!" "You are strong..." "We already knew that!" "You and your dad are both men of strong spirit." "You think nobody can see that?" "Don't be stupid." "see it." "there are two right here who can see it." "Remember that." "Auntie..." "As if you would know." "M-Mom!" "I remember now... there was a man who wore nothing but a white loincloth when he stormed the enemy battleship." "He fought until that white loincloth was stained crimson with the blood of the enemy." "His exploits are legend." "Tokumori Saigo!" "He's our great Senpai." "M-Mom..." "I'm sorry." "I... call me Dad." "Hey." "You two are fired." "no matter how much you practice." "you hear?" "!" "And one other thing... come visit the club for a good time." "We'll treat you real special." "He scares me." "Looks like we didn't need to worry." "They're no different than samurai." "They have a path of their own to follow." "My Father-Mother." "but she's also my father." "but she's my mother. but they're really more like moths." "But they're all good people." "I think their spirits are purer than anyone else's." "everyone." "I hope you remain wonderful moths forever." "I love you all." "The end." "I really should stop coming to Earth." "didn't you?"]" "["Hmph!" "I just accepted it for your sake."]" "12)}[Preview]" "Gin-san!" "Gin Tama's been renewed for a third season!" "Really?" "We have to celebrate!" "then?" "The next episode: "A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life."