"So..." "Where is he?" "Cozy, huh?" "This is wicked, man!" "Hey hey, time to wake up!" "Here's your passport and car key." "Enjoy your trip and have fun for us too." "Yeah!" "Being drunk and on a plane doesn't mean you can go grab the flight attendant's boobs." "Yeah, that's who you are, dude." "Yeah, we're gone." "Later." "Bye-bye." "See ya!" "Let's go drink at Ace's house" "Yeah!" "Hurry up!" "Wait up!" "Go!" "Go!" "Bye bye !" "Bye bye !" "Honey, I gotta go now, bye bye." "What about your passport?" "Don't forget it." "It's right here, I won't forget it, bye." "Money?" "I already put my money in various places like how you told me to." "Don't worry." "Gum?" "What for?" "so you can chew it on the plane when your ears hurt." "I will buy it inside." "Don't worry." "Mio is going with me too." "Sorry." "We are missing 1 more passenger." "What are all of you waiting for?" "We will miss the flight." "*Dumped* (on forehead)" "Puak!" "What the hell were you thinking?" "!" "Writing on my forehead?" "!" "I'm not kidding!" "What the hell are you laughing for?" "Don't laugh!" "You arsehole." "Mio, I am serious, okay?" "Jim must not know about this!" "He thought that I'm going to Korea with you." "Okay?" "Okay my ass!" "My luggage are still in Tai's car." "I'm wearing the only change of underwear i have." "What am I going to do?" "C'mon it's only for seven to eight days." "Okay, okay, I will get you some ?" "Etude?" "cosmestics." "Sweetie why did you kick her seat?" "See.." "You've woken her up now." "You are so naughty." "We have just landed at Incheon International Airport in Seoul." "The time here is 2 hours ahead of Thailand." "The temperature outside is approximately 0 degree Celsius." "Hello everyone this way please..." "Watch your step..." "This way...." "Nice clothes..." "This way." "| HELLO |" "STRANGER |" "Let's go!" "We've arrived, everyone!" "Come on." "Follow me." "This way!" "Closer...closer" "Ready?" "Loudly now,.. 1 2 3" "Kimchi!" "Kimchi!" "Kimchi!" "Sir." "Can you take a picture of us?" "Sure, okay," "C'mon" "Okay ready?" "1.2.3" "Baby, are you sure?" "This pose is so lame." "Then.." "Is this pose better?" "You're so naughty." "Ready?" "Umm you should bend your knees down a little..." "I want the roof in the background to be in the shot too." "Alright then" "No no forget it." "Just take a half-body shot." "Half-body..." "Smile." "1..2..3" "Nice." "Thank you!" "And here we are at the 'Coffee Prince' cafe!" "This is where Ging Yoo kissed the lead actress for the first time!" "So romantic!" "Let's see... ..is there anyone here pretending to be a boy like the actress did in 'Coffee Prince'?" "Here comes my coffee..." "Finally I get to taste the real deal!" "It's hot!" "Here in Korea.." "..couples believe locking the locks with their names... ..onto the Southern Tower together... ..and then tossing the keys off the bridge the couples will stay together forever." "Ready?" "Let's toss the keys away!" "Won't it hit all those people down there?" "Erm....." "Let's go to the Teddy Bear Museum below.." "Let's go everyone..." "This way please!" "..and here is the location where the series.." ".."Princess Hours" was shot.." "This way." "Honey, I'd hooked our locks together." "So we will be together forever." "So, are you guys tired from today's activities?" "No!" "Great!" "But we have to wake up early tomorrow." "Because we will be going to the next city!" "Get up at six, breakfast at seven and we leave at eight." "So to help you remember..." "Six Seven Eight!" "What?" "Six Seven Eight!" "Again?" "Six Seven Eight!" "Excellent!" "Give yourself a round of applause." "Shit!" "Damn it!" "What is this shit?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Er.. what is this?" "Chicken or pork?" "No no no... is this chicken...?" "." "Pork or cow..what is it?" "what is it?" "Damn." "Just pretend it's chicken.." "What the hell is this meat?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "I'm not eating anymore!" "No no no!" "No more!" "Hey you." "You, are you okay?" "Hey you." "Shit!" "You.. you.." "What time?" "What time?" "What time is it?" "Almost eight o'clock." "Eight!" "Damn!" "The bus is leaving!" "Hey you!" "That's my jacket!" "Are you Thai?" "Why didn't you say so?" "!" "Gotta go!" "Hey, are you familiar with this hotel?" "*The Grand Ambassador*" "Yeah, I went past it yesterday." "How do I get there from here?" "Well it's not too far, when you walk out turn right..." "You will see a Fish-bread shop on your left." "and then you make a right to an underpass and get out at the 3rd exit." "The 3rd exit okay?" "If you get out of the wrong exit then I can't help you." "once you come out then it's very easy... you will find a Sock store selling socks with celebrities' faces, they're having a sale btw.." "...cross the street and go straight and turn left and turn right you will find it." "I say, are you born here or did you marry a Korean?" "Who could remember all that?" "!" "Look..." "Fish-bread... 3rd exit... socks on sale..." "it's not that difficult." "Bread on sale, 3rd exit and fishsock.." "Fish-bread, 3rd exit, socks....." "Enough!" "I can't remember anything." "You gotta take me there!" "Hurry up!" "Why do you have to stop to buy food!" "Do you think you in some food festival show?" "So inconsiderate..." "You know i'm in a hurry!" "What's the big hurry?" "!" "Here we are!" "Okay!" "Is everyone here?" "We're all here!" "Did we leave anyone behind?" "No!" "Okay then" "Let's go!" "Yay!" "Hey you." "Where are we?" "It's like a castle from the dark ages..." "Here we are at the Grand Ambas... sy... (embassy)" "We're so sorry." "Your group had left 2 hours ago." "She said your tour group had left 2 hours ago." "What?" "!" "How could they!" "How can they go?" "I'm still here!" "Can you call the guide?" "uh uh call them!" "knock knock it's time to wake up..." "Now we are heading to Seoraksan National Park" "Sorry..." "Hello." "Huh?" "They can't come back for me?" "Why?" "She said that your tour is already in another city." "..and they can only come back to get you the day after tomorrow." "What?" "What kind of crappy tour is this?" "!" "Once I'm back home I will sue them for all their money until they close down." "So sorry for that." "Excuse me?" "Hey, forget it..you..you can do some sight-seeing around Seoul." "It's just for 2 days." "I gotta go now." "Bye." "Why are you following me?" "I'm going with you." "Hey!" "This is all your fault." "If you didn't take me to the wrong hotel, i would be with the tour group now." "You asked me to help you!" "Well, why did you say you know where the hotel is when you didn't know?" "What." "You are responsible for the plight I'm in now." "Do you want money?" "Are you are from some scam syndicate?" "What are you talking about?" "Hey what the?" "Hey you ..." "What the hell?" "Hey you!" "This is ridiculous!" "Wait!" "You!" "You, you ..." "What the hell?" "!" "You" "Don't go!" "Wait!" "You!" "You!" "Wait!" "I am not a conman!" "Help me!" "No." "What?" "!" "I wasn't talking to you!" "I say!" "You!" "We are all Thai, ah!" "Card?" "!" "Card your head!" "I do not understand!" "Do not mess with me!" "I'll kill you when I get mad!" ""Hey... where are you taking me?" "Hey!"" "I say, why did you have to apologize to them?" "I did not lie...they shouldn't arrest me indiscriminately ..." "Are you nuts or what?" "!" "Why do you keep following me?" "!" "I ... I don't want to eat dog meat again" "I can't speak English." "I don't know where to go." "I can't even order any food." "I just ate some dog meat last night..." "This is my first trip abroad." "Just let me follow you around, okay?" " l really don't know anyone here." " Shut up." "I want my money back." "Oh?" "This 1000 won?" "What?" "It's only 30 baht." "Where are we going today?" "I'm not your tour guide." "I'm just allowing you to follow me for today." "It's over once you are back at your hotel tonight." "Understood?" "Do you think I look like Michael Jackson?" "You came here alone?" "Oh." "Cool." "What's so cool?" "I came here alone too." "Joined a tour group alone?" "What?" "What's so strange about that?" "You came here alone, too?" " If you say so..." "What did you say?" "Oh, OK OK." "Do you have a name?" "why do you want to know?" "You like me?" "Which one do you want?" "No, thanks. I don't drink carbonated drinks." "My boyfriend sent me an email once about carbonated drinks." "If you put a coin in a can of carbonated drink it will be dissolved eventually." "Huh?" "Really?" " Mmhmm." "Why?" "Cos' someone took it away?" ""NAMl Island Nami Island"" "Hey you." "This island is called HANAMI, right?" "(HANAMI is a brand of Thai tidbits)" "NAMl" "Oh you do not like.. ha ..." "NAMl"?" "Is that funny?" "To be honest, it feels nice coming to this island." "Much better than those stupid tours which only follow the trails of those Korean dramas." "So boring." "Ah Hey!" "Whose house is that?" "The owners of the island?" "Just like I said following the trails of Korean dramas, right?" "What else is there to visit if there is no Korean drama in this country." "Uh-oh..." "I think I just offended a Korean drama queen." "What are you doing?" "If you don't like it, you can always go back to the hotel." "Oh I'm sorry." "So ..." "Who is this?" "Bae Yong Joon." "Bae Yong Joon." "Not bad." "There's a flaw though." "He's too hard." "He's so hard." "Tell you the truth, I really can't understand those crazy Korean drama fans watching the show, and then sit in front of the tv crying like someone at home died." "The story is always about mistaken identities when they were young crazily in love and willing to die just after their reunion or it's about the lead actress posing as a boy and no one noticed her disguise and when she meets the lead actor..."Oh ba!" "Oh-ba!"..." "That's Korean drama." "Huh." "They are all the same." "How can you stand these Korean soap operas?" "I think they are all hyper exaggerated." "No!" "Don't you know what's romantic?" "That's how a woman is like can't tell the difference between bullshit and "romantic"." "Ahh!" "If all the actors and actresses look like those two," "Will you still feel "romantic"?" "This has nothing to do with looks!" "Do you just look at appearance?" "They look so cute together wearing matching outfits." "What?" "!" "Are they so desperate to let people know that they are together?" "Do you really think you being so sarcastic is cool?" "Do not block the shot!" "Get out of the way!" "Whoa." "Fierce." "Hello, I'm Bae Yong Joon." "The most romantic male lead..." ""Brother" loves you all." "Oh darling, don't be jealous, this is a job requirement." "Hey." "That chick, miss you wanna take a shot with "your brother"?" "Okay, okay, let me powder my nose." "Checking the mirror.." "Oops..an exposed nose hair." "Hmm quite tasty." "Well, time to take some pictures.." "One two three...act cute ~" "One two three...ooo so tender... ..and to all my fanclub fans..." ""Brother" loves you all." "Didn't "Brother" told you not to be jealous?" "!" "There you go again!" "Again!" "Uh-oh, "Brother" begins to fall in love with himself." "Uh ... ah ... oh ... nice ...oh... I am falling for "Brother" Bae too." "Let me bite your ear." "Two tickets please!" "Hey you." "There's only 1 ticket left." "You can go back to the hotel first." "I'll tell you how." "Ditching me?" "No way." "I'll wait for you here." "(from JIM)" "Why so mysterious?" "Hi, honey, what's up?" "What are you doing?" "I'm just about to watch a show...with Mio..." "Remember?" "The show that Mio told you about?" "I'm so lucky." "Just got the last ticket." "What about Mio?" "Aren't you watching with her?" "Er..." "Mio...she...bought her ticket online..." "Why didn't she buy yours too?" "That's what I said too!" "Honey, the show's starting!" "Need to go!" "Mio!" "Not so fast!" "Wait for me!" "Honey, gotta go." "I'm hanging up now." "Mio!" "Wait up!" "So I am Mio?" "Don't talk so much!" "Hold this for me." "I can't bring it in." "Hello Gui?" "I want to talk to you..." "You missed a great show." "That was some performance, man!" "At first the lead actor wears a pair cute glasses..." "But when he took off the glasses, he would be zapped! "Zee zee zee"!" "And he transformed into a horny hunk, chasing whoever he lays his eyes on." "The zapping part is really hilarious!" ""Zee zee zee"!" "Zapping?" "I don't find that funny at all?" "It's funny like hell!" "It's like he's being electrocuted..." "Mmm really funny!" "Give me back my camera!" "C'mon let's continue...what happened next?" "No more!" "Near the end, the lead actor climbed a wall a wall like this one here." "Then he jumped down doing three somersaults." "It's just somersaults." "I don't find that amazing at all." "As if you can do somersaults..." "Why not?" "Must you rebuke everything I said?" "You know, you can do whatever you want here." "No one here knows you." "There's only Koreans here." "You fool." "Don't you know me?" "Really?" "I don't even know your name?" "You coming here is really a waste of airfare." "No one here understands what we are saying." "I'll show you." "Dude!" "Dude!" "That's right!" "You, dude!" "Come over here!" "See how he's smiling..." "Dude!" "These dishes that you made are fucking awful!" "Even dogs won't eat this crap!" "You understand?" "It's so fucking awful that dogs will puke them out after eating." "It's like you are serving me the dogs' puke." "You should go do something else." "A shoe polisher...anything but this." "No more cooking for you..." "That's all, dude." "Good" "OK" "What kind of person are you?" "What kind of person ARE you?" "Lying to your boyfriend, sneaking off to Korea alone..." "That's personal!" "Ya, you're right." "It's your life." "As a matter of fact, whether you are here to look for a gigolo, to have a little fling or come here to screw whoever, It's not my problem." "What?" "!" "I'm just here to attend a friend's wedding!" "Just be careful not to let your boyfriend catch your lies, most shorties are short-tempered." "How do you know my boyfriend is shor not so tall?" "Not so tall?" "Really?" "He stands as if he's sitting..." "You went through my camera photos?" "!" "Don't you know any manners?" "!" "No wonder nobody wants you." "Hey how can you say that?" "!" "Excuse me, I have a girlfriend." "Oh yeah, where is she?" "We broke up." "Heartbroken?" "What's broken?" "At least I'm not as disgusting as your "little" boyfriend." "You pick up the phone.."Hi hi!" "Honey~"" "Honey~ do not drink carbonated drinks." "So unhealthy, unhealthy, unhealthy~" ""Brother" recently put a whole iron into a carbonated drink..." "The whole iron is dissolved~ ...can't even iron my clothes for quite some time..." "Oh yeah?" "At least he's worried about me." "Okay, okay, he's worried about you..." "Ah!" "What the hell is this?" "Dude?" "It's not about whether it's free or not!" "Bring it back!" "I'm not eating this!" "Good?" "What's so good?" "!" "Dude!" "I'm not eating this shit!" "They're still moving around!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Bring it back!" "Hey~ how can you not try this when you're in Korea?" "How about this?" "If you can finish this I will drink a cup of "sake"." "A cup?" "If I am willing to eat this ... this creepy squid" "You must at least drink a bottle!" "Fine." "But you have to eat it raw, like that one in the glass tank there..." "Chicken?" "Not so daring now, huh?" "Toot Toot Toot who is it?" "(Toot and sissy sounds similar in Thai)" "Toot~~~" "Dude!" "I want...one of that!" "It's just like Davey Jones in the "Pirates of the Caribbean"" "I must admit...it's really sticky!" "This is way too glooey..." "Ouch!" "Shit!" "It hurts!" "Ouch..." "Your turn!" "Finish it!" "OH NO!" "Need to use the toilet?" "Wait for a while." "Let me finish my peeing." "Hey!" "What's wrong with you?" "!" "You Swine!" "Bastard!" "Are you nuts?" "!" "What the hell?" "!" "Wait..wait wait!" "I didn't do anything!" "Then why am I dressed like this?" "I dunno." "Last night you are like "so hot hot hot", so you begin to "strip strip strip"." "Liar!" "Sex Fiend!" "I'm just kidding." "How am I to know?" "Maybe you wanted to take a bath but you fell asleep?" "See!" "The shower cap is still on your head." "Ah!" "Last night was so much fun...." "Pussycat Dolls Pussycat Dolls ..." "To a to a sexy sexy" "Are those human or elephant ears?" "They are so big!" "They're pretty, right?" "Damn!" "I'm doomed if Jim knows about this." "*From Jim: 107 missed calls* 107 missed calls from Jim?" "Did someone die?" "I think you better call back now." "If anyone were to die, that would be me." "Hey!" "Is your boyfriend crazy?" "Holy crap!" "Hey what's up honey?" ""Why didn't you answer my calls?"" "Because ...it's on mute mode..." "that's why I didn't notice." "You were drunk, right?" "No!" "No!" "I didn't drink any alcohol!" "Are you sure?" "Well..." "Mio treated me to a drink... ..so I just drank a tintsy bit..." ""Mio, is it?"" ""Did Mio used her telepathic superpowers to drink with you yesterday?"" ""I met her at the mall yesterday..."" "Which one?" ""Don't you dare try to change the subject!"" ""Do you think I'm stupid?"" ""Why did you lie?"" "It's not like that..." "Because ..." "I wanted to come here to attend Mina's wedding..." "But nobody's available to accompany me here together." ""So why the lie?"" "I'm sorry..." ""Is that crap shit wedding very important?"" ""She still gets married even if you're not there!"" "See." "If I had told honey about this... you wouldn't let me attand the wedding at all." ""So?" "It's my fault, huh?"" ""That's it!" "You are gonna book a flight back here immediately!"" ""Any flight is fine!" "Just get back here NOW!"" "Honey." "Don't be mad." "Hey!" ""l'm ordering you to come back and you won't?" "..." "Are you with someone?" "!"" "That's absurd!" "Honey, don't be so mad." "In fact..." ""What!" "You can't understand human language?" "I ORDER YOU TO RETURN NOW!"" ""We're through if you don't come back now!"" "Through?" "We're breaking up?" "because of this?" ""How is it?"" ""Can't think of anymore lies, huh?"" ""It's bloody frustrating for me to take care of such a stupid woman like you!"" ""Brought me nothing but shit and trouble!" "You are dumbest broad in the whole wide world!"" ""The one I hate most!"" "Oh yeah?" "I hate you too!" "You wanna know why I lie?" "That's because you are a retarded buffoon!" "I'm fine with the break up." "Mark my words.." "From now on, I'll drink any amount of soda I want..." "I want to watch Korean drama till i go blind!" "And I'll walk throughout Korea with just a bikini!" "I'll be as slutty as I want to!" "Stupid dwarf!" "Fucking bastard!" "I'm not your slave!" "That's good... just lash ..." "You'll see!" "I'm gonna wear high-heels everyday!" "Good!" "I will wear high-heels with you!" "Not sure whether you can find a size that fits me..." "Chud!" "Chud!" "Chud!" "Chud!" "Hey hold on..." "let me catch my breath... lt's beautiful." "Really really beautiful." "Hey!" "What?" "You wanna sleep here just like this?" "Do you think the stars we see here are the same as the ones we see in Bangkok?" "Hmm..." "I dunno." "Maybe not." "Why?" "Missed Bangkok?" "If you know your girlfriend had lied to you, would you break up with her immediately?" "How do you want me to answer?" "It's being said that it's hard to guess what a woman truly wants." "If you don't like my answer, I'm screwed if you scream." "It's not that difficult to guess..." "Have you heard any of Parn Tanapron's songs?" "Parn Tanapron?" "I remember this super sweet one." "In the lyrics, a girl is willing to watch a football match with her boyfriend even though she hates it." "Hates make-up but she's willing to put on make-up for her boyfriend." "Wait." "What's wrong?" "I wanna puke...." "Hey!" "That's a hard kick!" "Have a good talk with him when you go back." "I'm sure he will understand." "Have you ever seen real snow?" "How could I?" "The furthest I've ever been is a town on the Thai-Cambodian border." "If you really do see snow, what would you do?" "Eat it." "Or maybe not." "Write my name on it with pee?" "Cool, right?" "What about you?" "I would like to undress in the snow." "I wanna to know how cold it is lying in the snow." "Wow!" "Super cool!" "I'd talked about this to Jim too..." "But he said  I am sprouting nonsense." "Your tour group is back." "Uh ... yeah..." "Hey!" "I still do not know your name!" "Oh right!" "What is your name?" "Better not to tell you..." "This way you can't say bad things about me back in Bangkok." "Really?" "Fine...well..." "I'm going." "Nice to meet you." "Oops..no..it should be Nice not knowing you!" "Nice not knowing you too!" "Please applaud to welcome our lost member!" "How is it?" "It's much warmer here in Seoul, right?" "Unlike yesterday, at the ski field, how was it?" "Cold!" "We were really lucky." "We get to see snow even though it's April!" "C'mon, please raise your hands if you're seeing snow for the very first time." "How do you feel, Madam?" "You!" "Ah?" "Forgot something?" "No." "There's snow." "We haven't seen snow yet, right?" "Wanna go see?" "Hey." "What's your name?" "C'mon, tell me." "Guess." "Well well...." "l think ... a person like you should be called  Mei!" "Why?" "Shamed to see others!" "(No face to see others, Mei means no)" "That's all?" "How disappointing." "Then... you should be called..." "John." "Why?" "I look like a foreigner?" "More like a fugitive hobo!" "Well... and who also sleeps like a dog in the middle of the road." "John is also like a dog..." "How innovative." "I think it's best we still do not know each other's name." "Why?" "Didn't you say you can do anything you want on a foreign land?" "No one knows us." "So?" "If I know your name... I'll start to care about you then we can no longer talk about anything we want." "If you truly are my friend... I can't call you names like that just now." "That means... you would not be angry at whatever I say?" "Yah." "Beardy!" "Elephant ears!" "Airfield!" "(Flat Chest)" "Dyke!" "Short-legs!" "Big ass!" "Black arms!" "Thick thighs!" "Monkey face!" "Not angry." "Pig brain!" "Your whole family die!" "Angry?" "Not angry." "That's really fun." "(Whispers) Fuck You!" "Is this okay?" "No No No..." "Two Rooms." "Two Rooms." "Two Rooms." "Enough." "Let me try." "Two ..." "Two..." "No No ..." "Well, one room is fine!" "Wow, what a wide bed." "Yeah but ... it is also pretty short... I say ..." "Well, I better sleep on the floor..." "You sure?" "I don't want to take advantage of you." "Go ahead." "Take advantage of me." "What a crappy place." "It's not even Valentine's Day." "What are rooms all full?" "Hey, you." "How many girlfriends did you have before?" "What for?" "I just want to know." "Three." "What about you?" "Jim is your first love, right?" "My first love is completely different from Jim." "How different?" "She's a girl." "My mother didn't know about this too." "At that time I was in an all-girls school, with a short haircut..." "There's actually junior schoolmates crazy about me..." "Ah!" "So I tried..." "Tried...what positions did you tried?" "No." "Tried making..." "Wow!" "Make love?" "You tried every posture?" "No!" "Tried Dating!" "When I was in Secondary Three, there was a girlfriend met her at tuition, she was blazing hot." "Wore suspenders to classes everyday." "She boarded the bus and clutched a handle..." "Her armpit hair was exposed." "It reaches here." "And when there's wind the hair will flap around like this... I really can't stand it so I broke up with her..." "A really nasty break up..." "But it's better than breaking up on the phone." "Here abroad, I can't even complain or talk to anyone." "At least in Thailand, I can still talk to Sister Ao and Chu." "Who?" "Sister Ao and Chu on the ." "(A radio program in Thailand)" "You never heard it before?" "Lots of people called in to them to pour their hearts out." "What help can the DJs give you?" "They just simply listen pick up their salary and go home when the show's over." "There are some things we dare not tell people we know..." "Really?" "So what did you tell them?" "Promise you won't laugh." "Yah." "There was a time when Jim was obsessed with healthy living..." "He forced me to detox..." "To detox ... means ..." "Enema." "I don't understand." "Why he wants me to go do this?" "You did it?" "I've no choice." "So I just called to the show to complain that Jim is a sicko." "It's nothing." "What about you?" "What about?" "Your girlfriend." "How did you guys break up?" "Nothing, natural break up." "C'mon..." "I'd told you so much stuff..." "Do you really want to know?" "I ... I got her pregnant..." "At that time I wasn't ready." "So I  wanted her to go for an abortion." "But she refused to..." "So I I pushed her down the stairs... I just wanted to lose the baby..." "But ..." "Both mother and child died." "Scared?" "Shocked?" "Hey, I'm just kidding." "You really took it seriously?" "How could you joke about this kind of things?" "I had an abortion once..." "It is the worst day in my life." "...even till today." "I always have nightmares about that day when I sleep." "Got ya!" "Got ya!" "Turn right at the second junction." "Oh!" "OK OK I'm almost there." "Mina!" "is it ok for me to bring a friend to your wedding?" "Are you sure?" "She didn't invite me." "It's fine, I invite you." "Hello..." "Mina?" "Maybe this sounds a bit crazy but  can you do something for me?" "How are you?" "Are you excited?" "Of course!" "This is ..." "May" "Yeah, I'm Dang." "You Mina?" "Yes" "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "I'll explain later, ok?" "Two hands." "Two Hands." "Korean tradition, two hands." "I don't get it." "You just meet him, travel with him." "And don't tell each other's name?" "Eh ..." "It's ... lt..." "How do you explain this... lt's just a ..." "Stupid game." "Game?" "Do you like him?" "No, I can never like him." "He's ... not my type." "So you're just doing it for ... sex?" "Sex?" "No!" "I ... I am not like that." "Try this." "It's called 'Zha Jiang Mian'." "Zha Jiang Mian." "It's good." "You have to tell her, she cook it." "I was just helping picking this picking that..." "Ah!" "I knew it." "It's very good, every dish... lt's like 'Dae Jang-geum' 's food." "(Korean Drama Jewel in the Palace)" "You know 'Dae Jang-geum'?" "Yeah Yeah I know Dae Jang-geum." "Rain." "Nickun." "Nickun!" "Nickun 2PM." "Yeah Heartbeat Heartbeat." "Thailand Tony Jaa." "Where is my elephant?" "(from the movie Ong Bak)" "You like 'Zha Jiang Mian'?" "Yes." "Tell your wife to cook." "Tell your wife to cook." "No." "Not wife." "Hands down." "No No." "No ..." "No ..." "How's Mina?" "Went to bed." "She don't wanna look bad for tomorrow." "You know Mina for a long time?" "No." "Just got to know her last new year." "Wow you guys look like you'd known each other for a long time." "At that time, I was doing a foot spa at a Fish Foot Spa in ChiangMai." "Mina was sitting next to me." "She made these weird sounds while doing the foot spa..." "Everyone was staring at her." "How does she sounds like?" "Like ..." "Like this." "Really?" "If that feels so great, tell Mina maybe she shouldn't get married tomorrow." "Just go buy those fishes..." "Have you read a book called 'Having Affairs with Fishes'?" "Oh really?" "No way." "Mina is a very nice person, one that I can talk to..." "Since then we have been emailing each other..." "You can really get close to a stranger, huh?" "What?" "You don't?" "You know, some people...it seems like you'd known them for a long time." "You can talk to them about anything." "You know?" "I was in Chiang Mai during New Year too." " Which part?" " ln Nimman Road" "At Nimman with your friends?" "No." "Who did you go with?" "With Gui..." "Ex-girlfriend.." "Hey, don't talk about it if you don't wanna." "I'm going to bed." "Can i borrow your phone please?" "Hello." "She didn't pick up?" "She did ... but she refuses to talk." "Hey Why don't you call Sister Ao and Chu?" "Maybe they can help you." "Huh?" "It'll work!" "C'mon let me dial the number..." "Hello, Miss Ao Miss Chu?" "Please wait." "Hey what?" "Hurry up, long-distance calls are expensive!" "Uh ..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello what is your name?" "Mr Dang." "What's on your mind today?" "Wanna share it with Sister Ao and Chu?" "What are you doing?" "C'mon, all our listeners are waiting..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "You still there?" "Hello?" "Please turn the radio volume down and just listen to the voice on the phone..." "Hello?" "Still there?" "Yes ..." "My girlfriend of eight years dumped me..." "What can Sister Ao and Chu do to help?" "Should be able to help...as long as you are not so sarcastic..." "Did she tell you the reason for the break up?" "Well ... she wanted to get married but I do not want to yet..." "Why?" "Why don't you want to get married?" "Do you not love her?" "What's this got to do with love?" "There are many who got married and divorced." "Not marrying her doesn't mean I don't love her." "What rights does she has to break up with me?" "Firstly Mr Dang, don't get angry at Sister Ao and Chu please?" "Because we will get frightened." "Are you Sister Ao or Chu?" "So...what's the real reason?" "For someone like me to get married..." "How am I going to take care of my wife?" "I can't even wipe my own backside..." "Just an analogy..." "Uh ..." "Mr Dang." "Mr Dang did you tell her you do not want to marry her?" "Why are you still calling her now?" "Because...nothing much...just calling..." "Just calling?" "Mr Dang..." "Sister Ao and Chu are not three year-old kids..." "No reply." "No reply." "Now we welcome listeners to send in text messages for the quiz." "press 1 to retain Gui" "Press 2 to call Miss Gui's mother." "Hey!" "Enough!" "It's not helping at all." "Sister Ao and Chu can't help you if you don't speak your mind." "You can not give her what she wants." "She then broke up with you." "Isn't that normal?" "Why are you still bothering her?" "Let her go." "Don't call her again." "I cannot not call her." "I have not told her that I had wanted to marry her." "You serious?" "Where did Sister Ao and Chu go?" "Mr Dang is going to propose to her" "Cleaning up his own ass?" "I don't know." "But I will try." "Well you are very romantic too." "How can being romantic help me?" "I can't even get to say a single word." "Why don't you write a postcard to tell her your feelings?" "I'm sure she will be happy if she sees it." "*Marry me!" "*" "How's this for a wedding present for Mina?" "A Korean gift to a Korean?" "Well I don't know what to buy." "It's really difficult." "Wow!" "He follows you everywhere." "I'm gonna replace this when I go back." "So ..." "We're going..bye." "Who are them?" "Friends." "Mina looks so happy." "Gui is most probably feeling the same." "She's getting married soon, to another guy." "Six" "Seven" "Hey!" "What the?" "!" "More More More." "More!" "Again!" "ah!" "Sorry." "Come on out." "C'mon." "What?" "!" "I just wanted him to do a few more times." "Can't he lift her?" "What are you staring at?" "!" "Calm down!" "It may not be true." "Call her again." "Can you leave me alone?" "!" "Can you not see what you have done?" "Proposing to her through a postcard?" "And she's gonna get married to someone else." "Romantic?" "Do you know what you are doing?" "It doesn't look like it's just a game to me." "Yeah, I know." "Fuck!" "Lost everything?" "Take it." "Why are you not speaking to me?" "It'll feel better if you just scold me for being nosy." "It's not your fault." "She wanted to get married anyway..." "I'm just too stupid." "...thinking that there's still hope for me even when we've broken up for so long." "You know?" "We decided to go on this tour before we broke up." "I came ..." "I assumed she would too." "Why would she come?" "After all we've broken up." "I'm so silly." "Hey you." "Lovelorn people always do silly things." "I even yelled on that Southern Bridge." "Well, this damn machine only takes in your money.." "I have never seen someone wins anything." "Do you need to be so happy, Granny?" "You only won now cos you have been playing since you're young." "Forget it!" "I'm sick of this!" "Wait!" "That's my 10000 won just now." "Don't you want to return me after winning some money?" "A slot machine is for old folks." "The fun stuff are over there." "Wanna go?" "What do you think?" "Black or red?" "If I knew, I'll be rich." "I think it's definitely black." "Bet on black." " Black" " Black" "Never mind." "This time what colour?" "Red" " OK?" " OK!" "Ah red." "Red Red Come" "Red Red ..." "Told you not to ask me..." "You don't believe me..." "You see...we've lost every bet." "Hey!" "No one is jinxed forever." "Win some lose some." "Red or black?" "No more." "C'mon just one more time?" "The last one." "Black or red?" " Red" " Red?" "Red" "Are you crazy?" "We must bet all to win back our loss!" "We'll lose all if you believe me." "We won't be that unlucky." "No more bets." "Well you really are the queen of bad luck." "C'mon, we lost everything." "Let's go back." "What are you doing ah?" "I won!" "Where did you get the chips?" "This sir with glasses gave me some." "He said he won everytime he bets against me...so he gave me some chips." "Really?" "How much did you win?" "Let's see." "Hey!" "You betted on a 0?" "Ah" "Thirty times!" "Thirty times!" "3.6 million?" "3600000!" "3600000!" "3600000!" "Cheers!" "What's wrong?" "Hey, we didn't exchange all the chips..." "Cmon' I'll exchange it for you." "You should keep it as a souvenir." "This tip is for you." "Because now I am rich." "This will be used to purchase a diamond ring." "This, for buying a house." "This, used for buying Nami Island." "I want to buy it all." "It's just about 100000 bahts." "Can you buy that much?" "Why can't you just let me dream for a while?" "I longed to be like one of those rich folks, buying whatever I want." "Longed to know how that feels like." "Good idea." "I wanna feel it too." "Memories of a lifetime, right?" "Wanna do it?" "Yes?" "Yes?" "... I am rich!" "It's so touching even if you don't understand the words." "It's still the same.." "So so...." "What?" "Oh, I acted in an movie once, you know?" "Really?" "A supporting role, standing next to the lead actor." "Which one?" "Is it a hit?" "Have I seen it?" "Remember this face?" "Not familiar." "You probably haven't seen it before..." "Or else you may have forgotten it." "Tell me!" "Who would remember the supporting roles?" "I see." "I'm only a supporting role and not the female lead." "Do you want to be the female lead?" "What?" "Almost there." "Okay, we're here." "Here!" "Bae Yong Joon!" "Bae Yong Joon!" "Hotel conciege." "He's just the hotel conciege." "I got him to act this out cos' he looked like Bae." "Are you nuts!" "I thought he was real!" "C'mon who can get the real deal to do this." "Lookalike?" "A special meal dedicated to the "lead actress"." "Look!" "Bae Yong Joon's back." "You..." "We ... ..." "Have we met before?" "On Nami Island." "Ooo, yes, really." "It's you!" "The small supporting actress from Thailand." "Who follows me all the way to Korea." "Wow." "You get to be the lead actress at such a young age." "Through some underhanded means?" "I have no special "assets" to help me..." "I think I'd better return to being a supporting role." "I can't believe we get to meet each other again." "I don't really want to meet you that badly." "Really?" "Who was it that screamed and almost peed in her dress just now?" "It's a hit!" "This joke is a hit!" "Funny, right?" "Cmon' laugh till you drop!" "Speechless, right?" "I'm just a supporting role." "Why do I have any lines?" "Ohh...stop belittling yourself.." "Even if you are a supporting role," "You are the cutest supporting role in the world." ""l think love is catching"" ""l thought love has to go through the test of time"" ""The longer it is, the more its value"" ""This is what I thought of , the love in my dream"" ""When you come to me I have forgotten everything"" ""I see only you in my eyes"" ""As if time stopped at that one moment our views touched"" ""The Earth has stopped turning, The sky has lit up"" ""Breathe, It seems like this moment has stopped"" ""My feelings floated towards you with my view."" ""Our meeting here made time stop."" ""When I met you."" "... Promise ... you ... don't peek!" "I ... won't...peek!" "Wow!" "So cold!" "Freezing!" "How freezing?" "Super super freezing!" "Are you satisfied?" "Yeah!" "What's that?" "Didn't you want to eat snow?" "You ah!" "Tasty?" "Salty." "Cold..." "Uh, you." "I had changed my flight date to go back with you together." "Oh ah ah fine fine." "This feels weird." "We'd decided to be frank with each other, right?" "Ya." "Do you like me?" "I do." "From Like to ..." "Love?" "Uh ... I'm not sure." "Thank you for being so frank." "I ... I have a crush on you" "But ... I ..." "Mina invited me to stay for a while longer." "I think I am gonna take on her offer." "Huh?" "What about me?" "You can go back to Seoul." "I would like to stay here for a few more days." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Why do girls love to say that?" "Nothing." "Fine." "I'm alright." "When clearly something's is wrong." "Why do we need to split now?" "We have to, eventually anyway." "What's the difference if we do it now?" "Sorry." "Why must you apologize?" "Why are you so angry?" "Why can't we travel together as before?" "The same as before?" "Do you want me to travel with you, pretending not to know anything?" "And then saying goodbye at the airport, pretending nothing had happened?" "Why the sarcasm?" "What do you want me to do?" "We met for just a few days." "That's right." "What do you care anyway?" "We don't know each other!" "Can we move on?" "No." "Until we sort this out!" "Then I'll leave." "If you really want to leave then..." "I'll go instead." "You" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " You You" " Yes sir?" "You seen the girl who was with me?" "I'm sorry. I don't understand." "The girl with me!" "Have you seen her?" "Come with me ah!" "The Girl!" "Who come with me ah!" "I came back for a long time." "What are you so mad?" "!" "How could you leave me behind?" "I can't drive!" "What am I to do if no one drives by?" "Sorry." "I am a bastard." "I am a fool." "I was a fucking idiot!" "I told you I'm not sure ... I really don't know ..." "What is this feeling... I only know ..." "When I'm around you... I feel damn happy." "When you told me that we should split and when I couldn't see you... I feel damn bad...." "Is this love?" "How could you love me when we do not know anything about each other?" "You don't even know my name!" "You said it." "I do not know you at all." "But I know a girl... ..she likes to drink cans of coke..." "Every time she sat on my bike..." "She will fall asleep." "When she's drunk..." "She likes to mambo... I know that if I continued to be with her" "I may be unlucky for the rest of my life." "Maybe..." "I can't win on anything anymore..." "But you know what?" "I still want to see her everyday." "That person ... is that you?" "What's wrong?" "Crying like someone whose family member has died." "Aren't you crying too?" "Can we hug again?" "I didn't say no." "Here." "What is it?" "No idea." "Just eat it." "We don't have much money left." "Here." "All the meals we had together, which did you like best?" "Ah ... I like ..." ""Zha Jiang Mian"" "That noodle we ate at Mina's." "Can you cook that for me when we return to Bangkok?" "I'm not sure if my cooking is edible?" "What about you?" "Which one did you like?" "I like this one." "Look!" "I'm holding your hand." "Really!" "So heavy." "Go." "Oh right." "Pictures?" "We hadn't taken any pictures together." "Okay." "Let's get her to help us." "Uh ..." "Excuse me." "Can you take photo for us?" " Yes" " Thank you!" "Come." "Gui." "Why are you here?" "Because ..." "The address on your postcard..." "Oh, this is ..." "A fellow tourist on the tour." "My name is Mei." " Hello." " Hello." "I'm sorry. I didn't know you are a Thai." "Nevermind." "Taking pictures?" "I can help." "Shoot it over there." " Well" " The house is very beautiful" "Not shooting together?" "No." "Just me." "I will look short if we stand together." "Ready?" "One two three..." "Thank you" "Face looks a bit fat..." "I'm leaving." "Leaving?" "Ya" "Nice to meet you, Miss Gui." "I'm gone." "Forgot my luggage." "How are you?" "I ..." "Okay, I guess." "Why send me this?" "Didn't you say you will not marry me?" "I just ..." "Need time to think about it." "Didn't your friends say you are getting married?" "I can only marry one man, right?" "Of course I choose to marry the one I loved." "Hey you." "Can I talk with you?" "About what?" "Airline food?" "Where's Gui sitting?" "I ..." "Sorry." "I don't know what ..." "No explanation needed." "I understand." "If we ever get to meet again in Thailand, just say hello..." "You mean ..." "We will most probably not meet again, right?" "What for?" "We're just two lovelorn people ..." "Chance encounter in a foreign country..." "Cold and lonely..." "Perhaps these feelings between us is just a temporary illusion" "How do you know if that is true?" "Didn't you say that..." "Bullshit movie love story does not exist in real life." "I'm going." "Wait." "At least let me know your name?" "No." "It's better this way." "Well that's fast..." "Lost your keys?" "No it's here." "What is that?" "What is your name?" "Cheri." "Cheri." "Cheri." "We have these templates here..." "Which one do you like?" "Let's go." "That show was so funny." "Yeah." "It's better than the one in Korea." "The guy in the glasses is really cute!" "What did I tell you?" "Mio, what day is today?" "Friday." "Why?" ""This is Friday Club." "How may we help you?"" "You are a fan of "Friday Club"?" "Ya." ""Hello?" "You still there?"" ""Hello?"" ""l ..."" ""There was this person who told me..."" ""...that I can call you for any problems I have..."" ""She said Sister Ao and Chu can help me..."" ""We're not omnipotent." "We can listen to you though."" ""Yeah, at that time I told her,"" ""What can a couple of DJs do to help me?"" "Really?" "Calling in to say that?" "What an idiot." ""If so, why did you call in Mr Dang?"" "What kind of funny name is that?" "Dang?" "What the?" "Why are we stopping?" ""l don't know why I call..."" ""You may not be able to help me..."" ""Maybe we should give the call in opportunity to another listener?"" ""Wait Wait..."" ""Uh ...'" ""You may have heard this before.."" ""Last year I went to South Korea for a trip."" ""I met a girl there."" ""We travel together, but only for a few days."" ""l don't know her name."" ""But I think ..."" ""l fell in love with her."" ""Wow it happened like some romantic movie."" ""A chance encounter in a foreign land."" ""She told me..."" ""...what we had was just a momentary illusion."" ""Do you feel the same way, Mr Dang?"" ""l don't know."" ""lf that's only a temporary illusion, then that illusion really lasted a long time."" ""For over a year..."" ""Why do I still miss her so much?"" ""l wanted to see her everyday."" ""Do you think I am crazy?"" ""Why not find her Mr Dang?" "And tell her how you feel?"" ""It's a bit...difficult."" ""I don't know much about her."" ""l know ... she had a supporting role in a Thai movie though"" ""There's thousands of Thai movies."" ""Do you think I can find her?"" ""She also told me..."" ""...it does not exist in real life..."" ""...bullshit romance movie..."" ""What do you think?"" ""Why not tell us your real name?"" ""Maybe she's listening to our show?"" ""Er ... really?"" ""My name is ..."" "Directed by:" "Banjong Pisanthanakun Subtitles by: zukahara2000"