"SUBTITLES:" "ASIFAKHEIR" "In a moment when I say the number 3 you will enter a state of deep relaxation" "All the stresses and worries of the day will fall away, and you will feel completely relaxed." "As you fall towards a state of tremendous well-being" "Deeper and deeper..." "One..." "Deeper..." "Two..." "Deeper..." "Three..." "Good Morning, Melville." "Here you go." "Blocked with a concrete pancake." "What did you want to be when you grew up?" " When you were a boy, I mean" " Rich?" " Well, I'd say that's mission accomplished." " What do you want?" "What do I want?" "What does anybody want?" "Happiness, love, world peace." "That's the 6 million dollar question, isn't it?" " You want 6 million dollars?" " No." "These things take time, it's all tied up in stocks..." "Shut up!" "Please, don't kill me." "I'm not going to." "You're gonna disappear." "You change your name, you take nothing with you." "You tell no one and you never -- and this important bit -- ...you never, ever come back." " I hear Brazil's nice." " Very nice!" "If you fail in any one of these conditions..." " ..." "I will find you." " Thank you." "Don't thank me, just do it." "No, really, thank you." "I haven't crapped for a week." "35.5 00:03:33,000 -- 00:03:34,000 Shit!" "What are you doing here, Bjorn?" "This was my job." "Your arse is mine now, Milo." "When management hears about this I'll have your head on a plate." "Well make your mind up, is it my head or my arse you want?" "A bit of both." "Why not do it now then?" "I don't want people accusing me of acting unprofessionally." "I'll wait for the paperwork." "When I have it, no one will be able to save you -- not even Leo." "Been waiting for this day ever since Amsterdam." "Hi, my name is Milo." "I'm 33" "Hi, my name's Milo..." "I'm 31" "I like... going to restaurants." "I like going to the cinema." "I love clubbing." "Reading, writing, arithmetic." "Shit." "My name's Milo." "I'm a professional hitman." "And I have been for too long." "What am I looking for?" "Someone to...someone to share things, with." "A life without secrets." "A new beginning I suppose." "If it's possible." "I've no idea, what I am looking for." "I'll know it when I find it." " Hello." "I don't think I can go through with this." "What are you talking about Leo, through with what?" "Have you seen what happens to people when they retire?" "Leo, we've been through this." "Don't see it as this end." "See it as new beginning." "Life's there for the taking." "What do you think I've been doing for the past 20 years?" "It wasn't quite what I meant." "You wouldn't say that if you were sitting where I am now!" "And where's that?" "I'm in my future." "I'm in the Autumn Sun Retirement Village." "With..." "Stanley." "Anyway, that's not why I rang." "You're in deep trouble, Milo." "So it would seem." "Are you having a nervous breakdown?" "Leo... can we..." "talk about this some other time?" "It's not... really convenient right now." "You have to acknowledge you have a problem before you can fix it, Milo." "In the meantime, get out of town." "Use the biscuit tin." "Go to my place in the country." "Melville!" "And there went out another horse." "And power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another." "And I heard a voice in the midst of the 4 beasts say:" ""a measure of wheat for a penny 3 measures of the barley for a penny... and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine"" " Amen to that!" "And I looked and, behold a pale horse !" "And him that sat on him was death." "And Hell followed with him." "What you gawking' at?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "How are you feeling?" "Come on Lucky, off you go." " Who are you?" " I was gonna ask you the same question." " Where am I?" " In my house." " How did I get here?" " My car." "You can let go my arm now." "A sheep exploded, they don't normally do that." "The question is what were you doing up there?" " Why is that the question?" " Sheep don't blow themselves up." "You think I did that?" "I got better things to do with my time." " Is that right?" " Yes." "Yes, it is." "Where do you think you're going?" "Thank you for all your assistance I don't wanna take any more of your time." "You're not going anywhere." "I'm sorry?" "Not until I know for sure it wasn't you." " You're serious?" " Deadly." "Just look me in the eye and say it wasn't you." "Then you're free to go." "Do you treat all your guests like this?" "You're not a guest, you're a suspect." "Go on, how hard can it be to look someone in the eye and tell them the truth." "It wasn't me." "That wasn't too hard, was it?" " You can go now." " Thank you." " I'll give you a lift you like." " That won't be necessary." "I know, come on." "It's a Glock 17." "It's made almost entirely of plastic, making it... un - de - tec - table by metal detectors." "for this reason alone, it is the hand gun of choice for professional assistants." "For professional assassins!" "Thanks again." "Take these." "Pain killers." "They're for dogs, so if you get an urge... to cock your leg on a lamp post, don't worry, it'll wear off." "Welcome to Gwynfyd." "What am I looking for?" "Someone to share things... with" "Oh, Milo." "Hello." "Nice hat." "Oh aye, she's a beauty isn't she?" " Were you on the moors?" " That's right." "Gave Longshanks a right kickin'." "Historical Re-enactment Society." " Long shanks?" " Edward the 1st, King of England, 1272 to 1307." "I can see you're not an historical gentleman." " No, I'm afraid not." "It's you, isn't it?" " What's me?" "You're him aren't you?" "I thought so." "I think .. you might have made some sort of mistake." "Oh, no, not at all, we've being expecting you." " You have?" " Yes, I knew it." " You're the baker." " The baker?" "The baker..." "Yes of course I..." "You know, I tell you what!" "I knew it the moment you walked through that door there." "There's an aura of fresh bread about you." "You know, pies, scones, cakes..." "Wonderful!" "You just give it off." "I often thought myself, there is no nobler craft than the baking of bread." "Where, after all, would we be without the humble loaf?" "Quite." "Bryn Morgan, local apothecary." "Brewer of medicinal liquids." " Milo." " Milo... ?" "Never trust a man who doesn't give his full name!" " Milo Shakespeare." " Shakespeare." ""The smell of blood still." ""Will all the perfumes of Arabia not sweeten this little hand?"" ""Oh,..." Macbeth," " Any relation?" " to Macbeth?" " Shakespeare." " Not that I know of." "More's the pity." "Great mind, wonderful writer." "Not much hair though." "Never trust the baldness." "Rhys!" "Get yourself up here now!" "This is Milo, Milo Shakespeare." "No relation." "Rhys Edwards." "I own a chop chip, ship shop, shop chip, ship shi..." "Whatchyou call it." ""Cod Almighty"" "I own "Cod Almighty"" "Freshest Haddock in the valley..." "or fish cakes, or any fish...related...products, really." "Well it's a pleasure to meet you, Rhys." "Nothing better than the smell of fresh fish is there Bryn?" "Except the smell of fresh bread of course." " What can we do for you, Milo?" " I'm just looking for a telephone." "I can't stay here forever, they think I am the baker, Leo." "Why didn't you tell me it was a bakery for Chrissake?" "I would've thought it was obvious!" "From the photo." "What photo?" "With the rest of information." " There was no photo, Leo." " That's strange!" "Does it matter that it's a bakery?" "Eh.. it just might." "What was the name of that plastic surgeon?" "The one that did Victor after the Sao Paulo fiasco?" "Forget the plastic surgeon, Milo." "I'm working on it." "As we speak, in fact." "But it could take some time." " Just sit tight." " Hello.." "Hello?" "197.5 00:19:55,280 -- 00:19:56,280 Leo?" "Thanks for the drink, Henry." "Be lucky." "Cod Almighty." " He's not a baker." " Who's not a baker?" "The baker!" "The baker's not a baker." "It's a cover." " I see." " I don't know why he's here yet." "I'm guessing it's a big job." "He could be a sleeper." "Yeah, someone who goes in months, years before the job, to establish themselves in the community." "Thereby, you know, avoiding suspicion when the day comes." " What day is that, then?" " For the hit!" "The hit?" "He's a hitman!" " You're fired." " Eh?" "I can't have dangerously, delusional employees serving my customers." "You'll put'em off their fish." "Take my advice, stay off the drugs." "That's your answer to everything." "He's a hitman, I'm telling you." "The bakery is a front!" "Well, my commander will be very interested in this." " Your commander?" " Mm hm." "Of the alien mother ship I come from." "See... ..this shop is just a front." "And I'm really an alien, come here to study the brain activity of imbeciles." "That's why I employed you, Eggs." "I can prove it." "Guest what I get in my trousers?" "Oh, God, Eggs, don't, please..." "Bloody hell!" " Is it what I think is?" " Yes." "Is it.. is it real?" "Eggs, give it to me." "#throw me a line I'm sinking #I gotta leave this place" "Smells good." "One of my patients." "You win some, you lose some." " So you work here too?" " Gets me out on the evenings." "Life in the fast lane, eh?" "Life on the hard shoulder's, more like it." "Great!" "Yes, it is." "It's great." "Which lane do you drive in?" "Well, slow lane, mostly." "Sometimes on a crazy whim, I wander... into the middle lane." "So, Milo, what are you running away from?" "How do you mean?" "You don't move to a place like Gwynfyd, unless you're running from something." "Well, I wanted a change." " From what?" " From what I was doing." " What was that?" " That's baking of course." "But you're still a baker." "Yeah, but I'm in a different place now." "Do you ever stop asking questions?" "Once they're all answered." "Does it bother you?" "Is that, why you're here?" "Are you running from something?" "What makes you think I'm not from here?" " Are you?" " No." "So?" " Have you always been a baker?" " Not always." "Is it true that vets are just doctors who don't like people?" "Is that why you came here to be with animals?" "I met quite a few animals when I lived in the city." "Why did you choose Gwynfyd?" "I heard there was a shortage of baked goods." " Is that right?" " That's right." "So, when do we get our first taste of fresh bread?" "Oh, you know, soon." "I wouldn't leave it too long or people'll start to talk." " About what?" " About the baker who doesn't bake!" " Will you be making donuts?" " Donuts?" "The ones with jam in the middle." "There's nothing better than biting into a jam filled donut having the jam squirt out all over your chin." "Don't you think?" " How's your head?" " I'll live." "Good to hear it." "Enjoy your meal." "Doing some baking, are you?" "Woo, nothing gets past you, does it?" "Sharp as a spoon, and half as useful!" "Spoons, can be very useful." "At this time, the female often gorges to such extend, that the weaker male can be fatally crushed." "Martha!" "Rhys!" "You fool!" "What can I get you?" "Oh, that's priceless!" "This'll look good with the others." "You, go too far." "Oh, I go all the way, boy!" "You ask your wife." "If you know where she is." "I will see you in the grave, Robert Richards." "Not if I see you there first, Allen Thomas." "It's Glock 17. 9 mm." "A favorite with hitmen." "It's made almost entirely out of plastic, and can be dismantled for transportation through airports, and other areas of high security." " This must go no further, Bryn." " No, no, of course not." " What's a baker doing with a gun?" "He's not a baker." " Rhys." " Yes, dear." "I want a word with you." " Well, I'm a bit busy..." " Now!" "Of course." "I'll be right back." "Maybe, he's just here on holiday." "Then why has he opened a bakery?" "Is he on a baking holiday?" "Dear God!" "Whoever heard of a baking holiday?" "Lookyou, he's just a baker who happens to be a weapon enthusiast." "Well, you never know!" "We think, he's a sleeper." "Have you gone completely mad?" ""I am but mad, north-north-west"" ""when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw"" " What the bloody hell, you talking about?" " Hamlet." " I'm talking about Shakespeare." " There we are then." " What?" " Shakespeare." " That's it..." " For God's sake, I'm talking about the baker!" " Yes, the baker" " I was supposed to be secret!" "I know, there's nothing I can do about it." "You know the way word gets around in this place!" "I was only gone for 10 minutes!" "See what I mean?" "Do you think he's a sleeper, Rhys?" "He's here to establish a cover." "Until the big day comes, when he has to..." "assassinate someone." "Assassinate ?" "!" "Well, who precisely around here qualifies for that term?" "Could be any one of us." "Who knows who's paying his wages?" ""Zounds, not to ask for whom the bell tolls"" " "It tolls for thee"" " Me?" "What have I done?" "No, not you specifically, Rhys no, I mean more generally like... you know ... "Thee"." "The presidential elections are coming up." "I don't think president of local... golf club counts as a potential target, somehow!" "It is the oldest cover in the book." "Like mafia guys own pizza restaurants." "Except when someone goes in... and orders a meat feast, they're not asking for a pizza." "If you know what I mean." "So, what... you go to the bakery... ask for chocolate sponge, before you know it... your neighbor's pushing up daisies ?" "Or, wife!" "Or, dad." "Or anyone at all." "The baker !" "It's his code name probably." "It's brilliant!" "What's he doing here?" "Whatever the reason... he's here." "A professional assassin in our midst." ""The Baker !"" " Don't you work in the chip shop?" " Afternoons." "Two jobs?" "Not many people could handle that." "I can." "And a secret identity if I have to." "Checking out the competition?" "Something like that." "You've nothing to worry about, those are terrible." "So, what do people do here in evenings?" "When they're not sitting under a hot shower, you know, for fun?" "Ah, for fun!" "You know, the usual." "The usual?" "You know, playing scrabble... darning, socks, alphabetizing the video collection." "The usual." "Occasionally go on dates." "Great!" "With the other..." "village people?" "He wants to know if she'd like to go on a date with him." "But he doesn't know how to ask." "She isn't sure if that's such a good idea." "I mean, you know ..." "Whatever?" "How about sometime this week?" "Would that suit, do you think?" "I suppose so." "Great, she'll check her diary and get back to him." "Magic !" "He can't wait!" "5 pounds .35, please." "Thanks." " Guess I'll let you know." " Great." "Who said romance was dead?" "#Strassenjunkie Strassenjunkie #du kleine Strassenjunkie" "#Strassenjunkie" "Good morning, How can I help you?" "Bread?" "Certainly." "White, brown, granary?" "A donut?" "Of course!" "Anything else I can help you with?" "God, what are you thinking of?" "Eggs, you done those chips yet?" "399.5 00:36:53,600 -- 00:36:55,092 Yeh, just about to." "I wonder how much he charges." "Who've you got in mind?" "Hypothetically is what I meant." "A samurai never sells himself cheaply." "Samurai?" "Yeah, samurai, assassin, hitman, problem solver, cleaner," " terminator, liquidator, mutilator." " I get the picture." "Annihilator!" "Exterminator!" "Thinking of doing any work today?" "Or you just going to stare out of your glass bowl like goldfish?" "Bring home some fish for you tea." "I haven't got time to go to the shops today." "Yes, dear." "Mind you... some jobs are probably cheaper than others." "I hope he does apple tart." "An apple tart might be just the thing to stoke my Evan's fire." "Take bloody blow torch to spark anything in my Dylan" "Oo!" "His buns certainly look nice!" "Assistant wanted." "Assassin wanted." "I'm your man." "You better come in." "Excuse me dear, I just have to go out for a minute." "Hello, is anybody there?" "Ah!" "Mr. Edwards." "Please, Rhys I ah..." " I wanna talk to you about something." " Yes?" "Is this a good moment?" "Well, actually..." "It is rather a...delicate matter." "It's my wife, you see." "She's.." "How can I put this?" "She squeezes life out of me." "Right, I am listening..." "It's just that sometimes, I.." "...you know I want to do the same to her but I can't." "Do it!" "Ah hah!" "The thing is I'm weak." "I don't mean physically, though that might be a problem." "It's a mental thing." "I was hoping you might be able to 'do' something for me." "You know bake her a cake?" " Bake her a cake?" " Yeh." "You want me to bake your wife a cake?" "What kind of cake?" "Chocolate?" "Of course I can bake her a cake." "Really?" "Cakes are what I do." "So it's true!" "You are "The Baker"!" "Yes, I am!" "There is a... small matter of payment?" "No, no, consider it a sample of my work." "An introductory offer, if you like." "Oh, thank you." "I can't tell you how much this means to me." "You saved me from..." "Thank you, thank you." "We villagers have to look out for each other." "Oh, you're right !" "So, right." "Not that, please, no, no!" "Rhys!" "You seen my magazine?" "Have you been smoking?" "You get stranger every day." "You really are poor excuse for a man, aren't you?" "Not a day goes past that I don't wish I'd listened to my sister." "I'll be off, then, dear." "Have a nice day." "So, um..." "Eggs?" "That's an unusual name." "Is it because your father's a chicken farmer or...?" "No." "Because he's a wanker." "When can I get started on some real work?" "The longest journey begins with the first step." "Right!" "The path to enlightenment is littered with dead bodies." "What?" "Wax on." "Wax off." "My love, gone forever." " I am so sorry." " Thank you." "Now for a song that will forever remind us of Martha." "A song that was a personal favorite of hers." "A song that she would play over and over ... and over on our juke-box." "#Pienso que un sueno parecido no volvera mas." "#Y me pintaba las manos y la cara de azul" "#Y me improviso el viento rapido me llevo" "#Y me hizo a volar en el cielo infinito" "#Volare, oh oh" "#Cantare, oh oh oh oh" "#Nel blu dipinto di blu" "#Felice di stare lassu" "#Pienso que un sueno parecido no volvera mas" "#Y me pintaba las manos y la cara de azul" "#Y me improviso el viento rapido nel cielo" "#Y me hizo a volar en el cielo infinito" "#We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of Where lovers enjoy peace of mind" "#Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind" "#Just like birds of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find" "Looking good, boss!" "You don't think the tie's too formal or..." "Tie is a symbol of potency!" "D'you think I'm ready?" "Have you got date, then?" "A date with destiny!" "I'm sure you'll knock her dead." " Him." " Him?" "It's Bob Richards, right?" "Oh.. great!" "Great, I'm really happy for you." " Well, wish me luck, then." " You don't need any luck, you're the man." "Can I help you?" "I'd like a pickled egg." "Ah, very good choice." "Finest pickled eggs in the valley." "If I say so myself." "I'm looking for someone." "And I believe he may have come this way." " Maybe you can help me." " I can certainly try." "What are the gloves for?" "Is that a tie in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" "It's a tie, but I am pleased to see you." "Very pleased." "Come in." "Wow!" "What are they?" "Donuts." "Of course, they are, how silly of me." "Now you said it, it's obvious." "Well?" " Really?" " Really." "It's really different." "Rhiannon" "There's something I've got to tell you." "What is it?" "I'm not a baker." "I mean, I've only just started baking very recently." "Really?" "I feel like I've been doing it my whole life." "Or, at least, I should have been." "All these.. years.." "When I bake, I'm free!" "Being free is important." "You've got some..." "a little bit of jam on your..." "Where?" "Just, ahm..." "Where is it, have I got 'em?" "No, it's, it's more..." "What's wrong, don't you like it?" "No, I love it." "I love it." "Carry on, please." " What is it?" " Not 'what', 'who'." "Eggs, what are you doing here?" "I only did it!" "I only, bloody did it!" "I'm one of you now, ain't I?" "Did what, Eggs?" "Who'd have thought it made so much mess?" "Eggs, what are you talking about?" "'You talking to me?" "'" "'I can't see anyone else around here!" "'" "I'd better get him back." "I feel responsible." "Eggs?" "Come on." "Come on." "I think he should be alright there." " I think so." " Thanks for your help." "I'd better get going." "#Shake, shake, shake, Senora." "Shake your body line." "#Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all de time" "#Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line" "#Work, work, work, Senora, work it all de time" "#You can talk about Cha-Cha" "#Tango, Waltz, or de Rumba" "#Senora's dance has no title" "#You jump in de saddle Hold on to de bridle!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I believe you!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Hoist those skirts a leetle higher!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Up the chim-en-y!" "#(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa oh oh oh!" "#Shake, shake, shake, Senora." "Shake your body line." "#Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all de time" "#Work, work, work, Señora!" "Oh Milo, what have you done?" "What have you done?" "We're the same now, Milo." "Bang, bang Bob." "Oh Bob, all gone now!" "Eggs..." "Eggs !" "You're drunk, go back to your caravan." "Go back to caravan?" "There's no going back anywhere for Eggs." "Forward only !" "On, to the next victim !" "What do you mean: "Next Victim"?" " You what?" " I said I killed Bob." "I killed Bob." "I killed Bob." "I killed Bob !" "Tell me what happened." "Well, he was in the kitchen... coocking or something." "I went down to rear window in the garden." "So no one could see me, right?" "Like a ninja!" "I just pulled the gun out and shot him?" "Shot him?" "Why?" "I had a date with destiny." "What do you have quarrel, a lover's tiff or...?" "Eh?" "Did he try to make you do things you didn't want to do?" "It's alright, Eggs, you can tell me." "What?" "Oh, Eggs, why did you shoot Bob in the garden?" "I know, I know!" "I should've gone inside and did it." "I lost my 'bottle', ok?" "(courage)" "I couldn't do it face to face." "I'm not professional like you." "What did you say?" "I just want to get out of this village." "Live a exiting life, kill important people, be a himan, like you." "It was horrible." "His chest just seemed to explode." "Eggs, I'm a baker." "You're 'The' Baker." "Here, you'd better have this back." "Eggs, why did you kill Bob?" "He was first on the list." "What list?" "This list!" "I just wanted to be like you." "Who else knows?" " Everyone." " I see." "Well, except a few." "Rhiannon doesn't know obviously or else she wouldn't have..." "It's alright, thanks Eggs." " And the list?" " Clients." " They didn't want cake?" " No." " Bread?" "Is there anybody in this village who doesn't want someone dead?" "Possibly Mrs. Pritchard." "You didn't know!" "Well, that's it then." "Oh, no !" "Rhiannon, please !" " What do you want?" " I want to talk to you." "I've nothing to say to you." "I can explain." "You can explain?" "Go on then." "Everyone... has got a few skeletons in their closet." "That's supposed to be a figure of speech!" "You lied to me, what else is there to say?" "I didn't lie to you, I just didn't tell you everything." "I'd say the fact that you used to be a professional assassin... is more than just a detail in your past, wouldn't you?" "What, have I got it wrong?" "Just look me in the eye, Milo, and tell me the truth." "That's all I ask." "It's not too hard, is it?" " Have I got it wrong?" " No." "I really thought you were different." "Rhiannon, give me a chance." "A man can change." "I'm not that person anymore." "I am a baker now!" "You know what?" "I don't want to hear it." "Goodbye, Milo." "Have a nice life." "Actually, I don't even care what kind of life you have." "Just have it somewhere else." "I was very happy on the hard shoulder." "Rhiannon, please." "I can't justify what I did, or what I used to be." "All I know is what the future could be." "And it could be great!" "No, it could have been great, Milo." "It could have been." "You're leaving?" " I wouldn't expect you to understand Eggs." " But I do." "Time for the gunman to ride off into the sunset." "All alone, no one to worry about you." "No ties to any community." "No one to mourn you when you finally meet your match." "Take me with you." "I know I'm not cut out for the killing part." "But you're bound to need an assistant." "Someone to book your jobs, take your shirt to the dry cleaners, wipe clean the crime scene." "It's a tempting offer." "But I'm gonna have to pass." "What happened?" "A blond man with rubber gloves, he did things, it was horrible." "But that's not the worst part." "What can be worse than that Rhys?" "That's depraved!" "I know, but the worst part..." "Good afternoon ladies !" "Bob?" "Bob, you're alive !" "He's alive!" "You're..." "Gorgeous, I know." "Don't wet yourself about it." "I was saying the worst part is..." " But how?" " Well some of us just have it, Eggs." "But last night ?" "Please, it's important !" "Get off !" "Bob, what happened?" "Happened last night." "Bloody thing went everywhere." "Oh, Bob you're alive!" "What the hell's got into you boy?" "Get off !" "QUIET !" "He's got Rhiannon." " Where is he?" " At the castle." "It's you he wants." "Then it's me he'll get." "Why does he want him?" "He's only a baker!" "No, he's 'The' Baker!" "You know what?" "He's right." "I am just a baker." "And I did really think you were ordering cakes." "I just wanted to start again." "I though this'd be a good place to do it." "I thought you were good people." "At least we don't go around blowing up people's wives." "Why, you think I had something to do with Martha's death?" " I, I, I..." " What're you implying?" "Whatever happened, I had nothing to do with it." "Didn't you?" "Then how...?" "This is a list of orders for cakes." "It details percisely who wanted what kind of cake and for whom." "Everyone deserves a second chance." "Milo!" "What happened to you all?" "How did you get like this?" "If it was one of you out there, Milo'd do something about it." "D'you know why?" "Because he's our friend." "Eggs is right, Milo is our friend." "He's one of us." "And if we can't help one of our own, then what hope is there for any of us?" "I've learned something from our baker." "Apart from how easy it is to get somebody killed." "That's, that everybody deserves a second chance." "Milo, he deserves a second chance!" "Come on!" "What do you say?" "Why don't we..." "Why don't we do something together for once?" "Why don't we show some Gwynfyd spirit?" "And go kick some arse!" "Let's go and rescure our baker!" "Right, it's me and you, then, Eggs." "Let her go, Bjorn!" "Oh no, the baker's here." "She's nothing to do with this." "But, she is !" "What're you gonna do, dough boy?" "Bake me a cake?" "I'm not coming back, Bjorn." "So you can run along and tell the company." "Ah, yes, the company." "They did ask me to do something for you." "What was it ?" "Ahm..." "Something about taking care of you." "They're so thoughtful." "This isn't for the company, Milo." "This is for me." "What do you mean it's for you?" "Do you know long I waited for you on that bridge in Amsterdam?" "In the pouring rain, watching the barges in the Amstel float past." "Hours !" "I thought that I finally I'd found something good." "Something real." "That finally this crazy world made some kind of sense." "Now I see it's just what I thought it was." "Dark, cruel, absurd." "Bjorn, we've been through this." "I think you're an interesting guy with a lot of really fun instincts." "But what you want is not possible for so many reasons." "As for Amsterdam, I'm not really sure.." "Forget it!" "It's all water under the bridge now." "Under that lonely, lonely bridge." "She means nothing to me." "I was just a night of fun." "Oh, lucky girl!" "Oscar Wilde once said:" ""We always kill the ones we love"" "He was right..." "about so many things." "Wait !" "Let's do this properly." "Milo, you never cease to amaze me." "This time, I fear you've, bitten off more than you can chew." "I want to make this painless and fair." "As Oscar Wilde once said "Alway play fairly..." ""when you're holding the winning cards"." "Milo!" "I'll miss you, Milo." "He's got a gun!" "Release our baker!" "This is very boring, Milo." "Tell you little friends to stay out of this." "This has nothing to do with them." "Yes, it has!" "He's our baker!" "If you take him on, you take us all on." "I just want to live a normal life, Bjorn." "Doing...something I love." "Possibly with someone I love." "Is that too much to ask?" "I don't think so." "And I don't think you think so, either." "You call this 'normal'?" "It's as close as I'm ever likely to get." "You love her, maybe she loves you, you might be happy together." "But then, again there is the chance that she'll break your heart." "And then you'll feel what I felt." "And that will be worse that death." "You know what?" "I'm willing to take that chance." "What's the hold-up?" "Everyone's waiting." "You're getting there." "Come on." "I'll be right there." "You've been busy !" "Leo, what are you doing here?" "I might ask you the same question." "Made yourself quite at home, haven't you?" "I know I said you should blend in, but this is taking it a bit far, don't you think?" "How's retirement?" "Retirement was never going to do for me, Milo." "I need to work, get my hands dirty." "So I instigated a take-over bid." "Hostile, of course." "And I'm pleased to say, it was completely successful." "New management team, with me at the top." " You can come back." " Thanks." "But, no thanks." "Oh, it's entirely safe." "Any employee loyal to the old management has been removed," "So, there's no reason for you to stay here any longer, is there?" "Actually there is, Leo." "They need a baker." "What are you trying to tell me?" "That you're going to be a baker?" "I'm saying that I already am a baker, Leo." "So, unless it's a baker that the company needs I don't think I'll be of any use to you." "Milo, please tell me you're joking." "Milo!" "I suppose this is the punchline." "I've seen many a good man go like this." "Very messy." "And this?" "Well, I'll give you a fair price." "You're serious." "Milo." "Hey!" "Hey, sorry, I just..." " You alright?" " Yeah, fine." "Fine, I was just getting some..." "You know, then I remembered the..." "Nervous." " Does it show?" " Not at all." "Good." "Rhiannon..." "This is ah..." "This is what?" "This is the happiest day of my life." "I can't hold them much longer." "I now pronounce..." "whatchyou-call-it?" "'Shakespeare's Cake' officially... open." "SUBTITLES:" "ASIFAKHEIR"