""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY" " THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING"" ""OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH"" "AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR LET'S-MAKE-A-MESS GELATIN POOL" "IS A CLUE TO TODAY'S PRIZE." "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO FIND IT." "YAY!" "GO, FENTON, GO." "5... 4... 3... 2..." "[COUGHING]" "FENTON CRACKSHELL..." "YOU'VE WON TODAY'S LET'S-MAKE-A-MESS GRAND PRIZE!" "A SWIZZLE STICK?" "NO, AN ALL EXPENSES PAID SKI VACATION IN SWIZZLELAND," "WORLD-FAMOUS HOME OF BANKS AND SWIZZLE STICKS." "I'VE ALWAYS LOVED SWIZZLE STICKS!" "HA HA, YES, FENTON," "SWIZZ AIR WILL FLY YOU AND A FRIEND TO SWIZZLELAND!" "YOU'LL BOARD A LUXURY TRAIN" "TO THE ALPINE SKI RESORT OF GADUCKS." "GANDRA, SWEETIE, COME SKI WITH ME." "OH, FENTON..." "I'LL ASK MR. McDUCK FOR A WEEK OFF." "YOU THINK HE'LL COOPERATE?" "HE NEVER SAYS NO." "NO!" "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" "WHAT IF EVERYONE TOOK A WEEK OFF?" "EMPTY OFFICES, NOTHING WOULD GET DONE." "STOP WASTING MY TIME." "OF COURSE, SIR." "THANK YOU, SIR." "A WEEK OFF." "BAH!" "WHERE WAS I?" "A BANK IN SWIZZLELAND" "IS RECEIVING" " A GOLD SHIPMENT NEXT WEEK." "I NEED SOMEONE THERE I CAN TRUST TO WATCH THINGS." "FENTON!" "HE WORKS CHEAP, HE'S TRUSTWORTHY," "AND BEST OF ALL, HIS AIR FARE'S PAID." "WHEN I THINK OF ALL I DO FOR MR. McDUCK," "IT MAKES ME SICK." "AHH!" "WHERE'S YOUR COPY" "OF THE GAME SHOW FAN'S GUIDE TO MEDICAL TRIVIA?" "ARE YOU COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING?" "YUP." "ANY MINUTE NOW." "NOBODY CAN CHEAT ME OUT OF A SKI VACATION." "HE'S COMING." "IF McDUCK KNOWS YOU'RE FAKING," "IT'S BACK TO BEAN COUNTING FOR YOU." "DON'T WORRY, MAMA." "I'LL FOOL HIM." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "OH..." "OH..." "I'VE TERRIFIC NEWS." "I'M SENDING YOU TO..." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "IT'S THE DREADED, HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS" "PURPLE BLOTCH BEAKPOX." "I'M STUCK IN BED FOR A WEEK." "ARE YOU SURE THIS SUDDEN ILLNESS" "HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT VACATION YOU ASKED FOR?" "[COUGHING] ANYTHING YOU SAY, BOSS." "I'LL GO BACK TO WORK." "OF COURSE, IF I INFECT THE COMPANY," "EVERYBODY WILL HAVE TO TAKE OFF A WEEK." "STAY IN BED." "I BELIEVE YOU." "JUST GET BETTER." "I FEEL BETTER ALREADY!" "I'M ALL SET TO GO." "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE." "[RING]" "I'M ALL PACKED, FENTON." "GANDRA, I'LL BE A FEW MINUTES." "SOMEONE ELSE THINKS SHE'S GOING." "ANOTHER WOMAN?" "FENTON CRACKSHELL, YOU CAD." "LET'S GO, KIDDO." "I HEAR SWIZZ TV HAS SOME GREAT GAME SHOWS." "MAMA, CAN WE TALK?" "THERE'S NO ONE ELSE, GANDRA." "YOU'RE THE ONLY GAL MY PEEPERS PEEP FOR." "LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT." "ISN'T THAT YOUR BOSS?" "AREN'T THERE CHEAPER SEATS?" "CAN I RIDE WITH THE LUGGAGE?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THE TRIP." "HURRY." "WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THE TRAIN." "HEY!" "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MAC." "WELL, EXCUSEZ-MOI." "OH, NO, REALLY." "EXCUSEZ ME." "ARE YOU HURT?" "NEED A DOCTOR?" "PERHAPS A LITTLE BEAK-TO-BEAK RESUSCITATION?" "HOW COULD I BE UPSET WHEN I SEE SUCH A HANDSOME APOLOGY?" "THAT WASN'T YOUR SOMEONE ELSE?" "NOT YET..." "I MEAN, I NEVER SAW HER BEFORE!" "THESE EUROPEAN TRAINS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE FULL OF SPIES." "THERE ISN'T A SPY WITHIN 10O MILES." "IT GIVES ME CHILLS," "THINKING ONE COULD WALK BY AND PEER IN." "THERE'S NO ONE TO BE AFRAID OF." "AAH!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "NOTHING." "I'M JUST SUGGESTIVE." "FENTON, ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS WEIRD ON VACATIONS?" "WHO'S WEIRD?" "AAH!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?" "I LOST A CONTACT LENS." "BUT YOU DON'T WEAR CONTACT LENSES." "I GUESS THAT'LL CUT MY SEARCH SHORT." "THIS IS GOLDFEATHER CALLING AGENT X." "COME IN, AGENT X." "I'LL GIVE YOU A CODE WORD..." "OPPENHEIMER." "WHAT A STUPID CODE WORD." "YOU HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL WE NEED" "TO STEAL McDUCK'S GOLD?" "OF COURSE." "MR. McDUCK'S GOLD!" "WHOA!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "HERE'S A BETTER QUESTION..." "HOW MANY PECKS OF PICKLED PEPPERS" "DID PETER PIPER PICK?" "FENTON, WHERE DID YOU GO?" "FENTON." "OOH!" "I KNEW THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE." "JUMP." "UH, NO, THANKS." "I'M CUTTING DOWN ON LEAPS FROM FAST-MOVING TRAINS." "SINCE YOU ASKED..." "AAH!" "GOOD." "THE FOOL IS HISTORY." "FOOL, HUH?" "FOOLED HER." "AAH!" "IF I LET MR. McDUCK KNOW ABOUT GOLDFEATHER'S PLAN," "I'M OFF THE HOOK." "WAITER, THERE'S AN AIRPLANE IN MY SOUP." ""SPIES ARE AFTER YOUR..."" "WAITER, WHAT DOES THIS SAY?" "THE INK HAS RUN." "IT LOOKS LIKE..." ""GLUB."" ""SPIES ARE AFTER MY GLUB"?" "NOT GLUB, YOU IDIOT!" "GOLD!" "G-O-L-D." ""G-O-I-D"?" "GOID?" "SHEESH!" "I'LL STOP THOSE CROOKS MYSELF." "UH-OH." "HERE COMES MISS CONGENIALITY." "KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME." "I HOPE YOU'RE OVER YOUR WEIRDNESS" "AND READY TO HIT THE SLOPES." "SKI AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" "THAT'S WHY WE CAME." "CAN'T." "BAD CASE OF JET LAG" "AND TRAIN LAG." "I'M SUFFERING FROM SLEIGH LAG, TOO." "I WANT A TAXI FOR 6:00." "6:00?" "I'LL GET TO THE WIZZLE SWIZZLE STICK FACTORY" "BEFORE THEN." "YOU'RE STRANGER THAN BEFORE." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR ROOM AND REST." "GOOD IDEA." "I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER." "I'LL TOUR THE TOWN OR SOMETHING." "NOW TO CALL IN SOME MUSCLE OF MY OWN." "[RING]" "THREE, FOUR RINGS?" "I MUST'VE FORGOTTEN TO TURN ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE" "IN MY GIZMODUCK SUIT." "COME ON, MAMA, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE." "[RING]" "SHUT UP, YOU." "IT WAS AWFUL." "DON'T MARRY DRAKE." "HE'S A CAD, A SCOUNDREL," "AND HE HAS A WEAKENED GIZZARD." "IF THAT'S HOW IT IS, I DON'T NEED GIZMODUCK." "I'LL SAVE MR. McDUCK'S MONEY ARMED ONLY WITH MY WITS." "NO CRACKS ABOUT GOING INTO BATTLE UNARMED." "HELLO, ARE YOU THE MANAGER?" "INDEED." "MAY I HELP YOU?" "SCROOGE McDUCK SEND ME" "ON A SURPRISE INSPECTION" "TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT MAKING" "SUBSTANDARD SWIZZLE STICKS." "TRY SAYING THAT FAST THREE TIMES." "I'LL INTERVIEW THE WORKERS." "IF YOU NEED ASSISTANCE, I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE." "GOOD DAY." "ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS TRUE OR FALSE." "NUMBER ONE... "SPYING WOULD BE A NEAT JOB."" "VON DUCKHAUSEN, THERE YOU ARE." "UH, MR. McDUCK, WELL, THIS IS UNEXPECTED." "I'M ON A BUSINESS TRIP." "I'M MAKING SURPRISE INSPECTIONS" "OF MY SWIZZ PROPERTIES." "WON'T THIS BE A SURPRISE TO YOUR SURPRISE INSPECTOR?" "WHAT SURPRISE INSPECTOR?" "THE ONE THAT'S SURPRISING ME." "I'M SURPRISED." "IF YOU WERE IN NIGHT SCHOOL," "WOULD YOU TAKE ADVANCED NAIL POLISHING" "OR ELECTROMAGNETIC ESPIONAGE ROBOTICS?" "TRY AND SAY THAT FAST THREE TIMES." "OOH-EE!" "LET ME SHOW YOU OUR NEW STAMPING MACHINES." "HERE WE HAVE THE SWIZZLE STICK STAMPING MACHINE." "IT STAMPS 66,000 SWIZZLE STICKS IN 60 SECONDS." "SAY THAT FAST." "OUR WORKER WILL DEMONSTRATE." "OW!" "FENTON." "[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]" "NO SPRECHEN ZE ENGLISH." "YOU DON'T FOOL ME." "WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT NAP YOU NEEDED?" "I CAN EXPLAIN, BUT NOT HERE." "I'M TRACKING DOWN THOSE SPIES" "THAT ARE AFTER MR. McDUCK'S GOLD." "OH, I'M SO SURE." "AND THERE ARE PROBABLY SECRET PASSAGES IN THESE WALLS." "AAH!" "I'M GLAD THEY'RE MEETING WITH YOUR APPROVAL." "AYE." "I'M PLEASANTLY SURPRISED." "THAT COMES AS NO SURPRISE." "WHEN WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN?" "NEED YOU ASK?" "I KNOW..." "A SURPRISE." "[BEEP BEEP]" "SOMEONE'S IN THE SECRET ROOM." "THERE'S GOT TO BE A LIGHT SWITCH." "[CRASHING NOISES]" "OW!" "THAT'S NOT IT." "FENTON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "OH, MY!" "THAT'S NO SWIZZLE STICK MAKER." "IT CERTAINLY ISN'T." "I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE WELCOME WAGON." "GUESS AGAIN." "UH, AGENT X?" "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "OPPENHEIMER TOLD ME." "I THOUGHT GOLDFEATHER WAS A WOMAN WITH AN ACCENT." "SHE'S GOLDFEATHER." "I AM?" "I MEAN..." "[IN SPANISH ACCENT] THIS IS MY BODYGUARD SEñOR FENTON." "YOU HAD A FRENCH ACCENT ON THE PHONE." "SHE CALLED FROM A PHONE BOOTH IN FRANCE." "YOU HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL?" "REMOTE CONTROL?" "I MEAN..." "QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST REMOTE CONTROL?" "IT OPERATES THE ROBOT TO STEAL SCROOGE'S GOLD." "IT'S AT THE HOTEL." "WE'LL GET IT." "THERE'S NO TIME." "OPERATE IT MANUALLY." "SURE." "WHY NOT?" "COME ON, GANDRA..." "GOLDFEATHER." "OH, FENTON, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE SPIES." "BUT NOW WHAT?" "FIDDLE WITH THE CONTROLS." "THERE'S ONE OTHER ALTERNATIVE TO TRY AGAIN." "[RING]" ""NOW SIT RIGHT BACK AND HEAR A TALE"" ""A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP"" "BLABBERIN' BLATHERSKITE!" "I'VE GOT TO CONTACT SOMEONE." "I KNOW!" "[RING]" "[SPEAKING FRENCH]" "MESSAGE FOR SCROOGE McDUCK." ""TROUBLE IN SWIZZLE STICK FACTORY." "GOLD AT STAKE." "FROM A FRIEND."" "MR. McDUCK, A MESSAGE." "DOES THIS SAY "GOLD" OR "GLUB"?" "FENTON, I FIGURED OUT THESE CONTROLS." "AAH!" "GENIUS!" "HOW'D YOU DO THAT?" "AT NIGHT SCHOOL," "THE ADVANCED NAIL POLISHING CLASS WAS FULL," "SO I TOOK ELECTROMAGNETIC ESPIONAGE ROBOTICS." "OOH!" "SAY THAT FAST THREE TIMES." "GOLDFEATHER'S COMING." "I'LL PRETEND TO BE VON DUCKHAUSEN." "LOOK WHAT SLOPPY SECURITY." "IT'S A WONDER I'M NOT ROBBED BLIND." "LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, OLD-TIMER?" "I HEAR SOMEBODY." "IT'S GOLDFEATHER." "IT'S YOU." "WHO?" "GRAB HER, GANDRA!" "EJECT PILOT." "GANDRA, TURN IT OFF!" "IT'S USELESS." "MY REMOTE CONTROL OVERRIDES THE MANUAL CONTROLS." "I GOT HER!" "OOPS." "I HAVEN'T GOT HER." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "YOU'D BETTER HAVE" "A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS." "[BOOM BOOM BOOM]" "OOH!" "I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR GLUB..." "GOLD..." "FROM THAT." "AAH!" "AAH!" "MY PRECIOUS GOLD!" "THEY'LL ROB ME" " AND LEAVE ME A POOR OLD MAN." "[HORN HONKS]" "ANYBODY GOT A QUARTER I CAN BORROW?" "NOT ME." "I'M MINUTES AWAY FROM BEING POOR." "OPERATOR, I NEED TO SEND A TELEGRAM." "TELEGRAM FOR MRS. CRACKSHELL." "REALLY?" "DID I WIN A CONTEST?" "THE CABLE TV SWEEPSTAKES?" "THE QUACKERJACKS JACKPOT?" "OH, IT'S FROM FENTON." "THANKS." ""DEAR MAMA, IN BIG TROUBLE." "STOP." ""NEED YOU TO BRING YOU KNOW WHO." "STOP." "GET MOVING." "STOP." "FENTON."" "IT'S MY CHANCE TO SEE SWIZZ TV." "I PREFER TO TRAVEL BY BUS, BUT HERE GOES." "BLABBERIN' BLATHERSKITE." "DON'T WORRY, FENTON." "GIZMOMAMA WILL SAVE YOU" "WHEN I FIGURE OUT WHICH BUTTON MAKES THIS FLY." "WHAT IS THAT?" "GO FOR THE GOLD." "IT'S AS UNSTOPPABLE AS IT LOOKS." "WE NEED THAT REMOTE CONTROL." "I SEE A SHORTCUT." ""BREAK IN AN EMERGENCY."" "IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!" "STOP THE DUCK." "KILL HIM!" "HEY!" "YIKES!" "GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BEAST." "LOOK, GIZMODUCK IS SAVING FENTON." "HE IS?" "HOW CAN IT BE?" "DESTROY THE DUCK." "RECYCLE THE ALUMINUM CAN." "FENTON, QUICK, TAKE THE SUIT." "EVERYBODY'S WATCHING." "IT WOULD GIVE AWAY MY IDENTITY." "FIRE MIDRIFF MISSILES." "W-W-WHICH BUTTON?" "WHOA!" "NOT THE TURBO-TWISTER!" "WAS THAT THE BIG SPIN?" "DID I WIN ANYTHING?" "AAH!" "PUSH ALL YOUR BUTTONS!" "BUT YOU ALWAYS SAID THAT HURTS." "ISN'T MOTHERHOOD ABOUT SUFFERING?" "ONE MORE SURPRISE, VON DUCKHAUSEN." "mcduck." "DON'T MOVE, OR I'LL SHOOT." "UH-OH." "HOW DO YOU SAY, "THE GIG IS UP"?" "YOU HAD A GUN?" "THAT'S MY LITTLE SURPRISE." "MAMA!" "YOU DID IT!" "YES." "BUT WITH SUFFERING COMES GUILT." "I'M NEVER GOING TO LET YOU FORGET THIS." "COME IN." "WHERE'S FENTON?" "IN HIS ROOM." "FOR SAVING MY GOLD SHIPMENT," "YOU'RE GETTING A WEEK'S PAID VACATION." "JUST AS I COME DOWN" "WITH THE PURPLE BLOTCH BEAKPOX." "SEE YOU BACK AT WORK NEXT WEEK."