" What`s wrong with it, Skipper?" " Something`s blocking cable!" "Eh..." "Wow!" "What you know!" "TV!" "TV!" "TV!" "It was my favorite crossbow!" "You`re naughty scamp!" "You`ve been looking for that for weeks!" "But today must be my lucky day." "Don`t that beat all?" "Somebody left a tender mackerel back there!" "Gosh, Skipper, it really is your lucky day!" "Yes, lucky..." "As we have hour four of this uneventful police chase." "Wow!" "Tanker explodes then!" "Folks, if you`re just turning in - lucky you!" "Lucky..." "Lucky..." "Lucky..." "This is Chuck Charles, and my (telecounters) is start." "Lucky!" "Skipper!" "Limp and flavorless..." "Eh, I knew it was too good to be true." "A-a-ah!" "Flee!" "It`s out of control!" "Delicately toasted with a smoky tang." "It`s perfect!" "Of course!" "Chilled mackerel has the precise blend of cold and fish oil to short out my errant missile." "That was amazing, Skipper!" "No, Private." "Amazing is my base level." "This is bigger." "Boys, I believe I`m pitching a perfect day!" " What is he talking `bout?" " Walk with me." "It`s a rare phenomenon common to pro-athletes and penguin commandos." "A fusion of body, mind and instincts in perfect harmony." "Booty-seeking missile!" "Every move you make is flawless." "Every call is dead on." "Oh my Gosh!" "I just heard a cutest story about baby kittens..." " Did I hear someone has a baby kitten story?" " You bet I do!" "But that one perfect day you literally cannot fail." "Undeniably impressive, Skipper, but how can you be sure this is really..." "Because I`ve pitched a perfect day once before..." "It was a girl, a tin of sardines, magic in the air." "It was glorious!" "But soon I have lost her phone number..." "I think I`ll do something else." "Get me plan" " I`ll make a ZULU!" " No way!" " Your mad scheme to break into the Danish Consulate?" "Danes!" "How long will they hunt me for crimes I may or may not have committed?" "Which may or may not involve an evil puffin in a Ministry of Open-Faced Sandwiches." "You know, you`ve never actually told us exactly what happened in Denmark?" "Details aren`t important, mister Nosy Beak." "Well, yes, but they are interesting." "What interesting is this vault on a top floor of the Consulate." "Inside is my security file." "Everything the Danes have on me." " Everything!" "?" " Destroy that file and you`d be free as a pretty song bird!" "You know we can even take that Nordic cruise that Rico won`t shut up about." "Eh?" " [mumbles]..." "Fjords!" " But Skipper, plan of making ZULU`s impossible." "One slip up and we`ll be running in some Copenhagen animal Gulag!" " Not a Gulag!" " Do you even know what the Gulag is?" "Ehm..." "No." "Could I still be terrified?" "Perfect day, Kowalski!" "It won`t be any slip ups." "Alright, if you can do everything perfectly today - do this:" "Convince us!" " Alright..." " I`m convinced..." " For Skipper!" "Kowalski, building security brief!" "Airtight and impregnable." "Thank you!" "That was... brief." "Alright, make a ZULU is a three-unit operation." "Unit One: surveillance." "Kowalski, you`ll be our eyes on the outside." "Surveillance in position!" "Unit Two: heavy equipment." "Rico, Private, you`ll manning the Danish diversion device." "Aye, Skipper!" "Aye, Skipper..." "That leaves the diciest job for unit Me: infiltration." "No conventional entry point?" "Looks like I`ll be riding the tube." " You mean "the subway"?" " No, I do not." "Eh..." "But Skipper, I believe you`re leaving out the most perilous peril of all." "No, I`m afraid I was saving the worst for last." "Danish security." "Don`t expect a pack (of?" "up?" "must restrain when the cops?" ") here, boys." "Weather`s cold in Denmark." "So are the souls." "You will talk now for me, please?" "There was... a penguin." "A penguin!" "?" " Why did we all have the same flashback?" " I dunno..." "In Denmark we know of this commando penguin." "It was a big scandal!" "Many good sandwiches were lost that day." "No, Olisys." "Today we hunt for penguin!" "I`m in." "(Hop in), Skipper." "You`ll need to take a restricted access elevator to the vault level." "It`s 25 yards from your position but guards are thick as Risalamande - the traditional danish rice pudding." "This ain`t a cultural exchange, Kowalski!" "Just tell me how to get my diversion team inside." "U-u-uh..." "Problematic." "On your front there`s the security station with a red button for buzzin` in visitors." "It appears to be fingerprint-coded which means you`ll have to trick the guard to passing it themselves..." " Uh!" "Nice throw." " Perfect throw!" "And I`m just getting started." "Skipper!" "The guards!" "You..." "You can`t..." "Can!" "Doing it..." "Perfectly..." " Skipper, behind you!" " Okey-dokey, and what time is it?" "Eleven thirty six." "Why do you..?" "What is..?" "A-a-ah!" "And where is my danish diversion device?" " In position, Skipper!" " Engage!" "Prove nice danishes!" "Halt!" "There is no such thing as a free danish!" "Sad, sad for you, penguin." "Your clever (sabtofudge for not)!" "They`ve pinned down, Skipper!" "I can`t find`em an exit!" "Leave that to the perfect day mojo." "Rico, Private, move out on my mark..." "And there`s my mark!" "Penguins!" "The plan`s in chaos, Skipper." "Your perfect day must`ve expired!" "Negative, smart guy." "It just bought me an elevator ride." "Kowalski, follow their position and keep me posted." "I`m going after my file." "They`re in the north-east hallway!" "Boys, take the right hand corridor." "Count to two and open the first door on the left." " Skipper, how did you..?" " Perfection doesn`t rest for gibber-jabber, Private." "Move out!" "Wow!" "That is a big vault!" "With an electronically-coded keyhole, shielded by six layers of well, eighty six to lecture, professor Turtleneck van Elbow Patches." "Just follow that chase!" "I`m trying, but this rig wasn`t design to..." "It`s overheated, Skipper." "I`ve lost visual contact." " We`re in the kitchens." " They`ll be cooking a part of lingonberry jam." "Knock that over and break for the south stairwell!" " Okay!" " My shoe smell of lingonberry!" "Now Kowalski, pop the control panel on your rig." "Connect the blue wire to the interior I note and remove the voltage limiter." "Wo-o-ow..." "Your perfect day even extends on electrical engineering?" "Nope, just set to (guess)." "Of course!" "Electric shock!" "Hi, Kowalski!" " Over there!" "I can get them!" " Skippe-e-er!" "Can`t talk." "Building static aftershock to lock." "Ehm, yes." "Well, the thing is we`re a bit of a pickle here, actually." "Skin that pickle, I`ve got this." "Trust me." "Alright, Skipper." "We know you`ll make a right coup." "Yes, I will." "Look at this quivering dainty teeth." "Such a wobbling-chined cowards cannot be the penguin I seek." "Where is the one the legend called "Skipper"?" "Right behind you." "Ready to start some stars!" "Wo-o-ow..." "Skipper, your file!" "You didn`t get it?" "Eh..." "Nobody`s perfect except me today!" "Hu-a!" "Plan of making ZULU complete." "Asta la vista, Danish record." "Don`t I at least get to know what you are accused of?" "You have precisely 6.2 seconds." "Finally!" "All the secrets of Skipper`s past revealed in..." "What?" "There`s no pictures at all - it`s just a bunch of words I can`t read!" "Time`s up!" "Rico!" "Perfecto." "Translation:" "CCCP2976"