"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together." "It's..." "Arrested Development." "Michael had received a witness list for his father's upcoming trial." "Who's on the list, any blabbers?" "Well, they've got one guy who won't be talking." "That is unless there's a hand inside of him." "Oh, please, Michael, even then, I wouldn't say anything." "That's reassuring, but I was referring to Gob's puppet, Franklin." "Yes!" "I got him in the system." "You did this on purpose." "Oh, yeah." "He is re-dyed, rested and ready to work." "Thought it'd be a good way to get some press." "Oh, I got to tell Franklin." "I think he meant "get Franklin."" "Am I on the list?" "We all are." "Franklin, guess what?" "But I don't know anything." " He certainly hasn't heard anything from me." " Mother doesn't know anything either." "I don't know anything." "Well, you both certainly act innocent." "Buster knew a great deal for Lucille, almost nightly, got drunk and told him." "Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Falluja." "I thought he meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation." "I know you're awake." "Faker!" "More significantly, they've put an N. Bluth on the witness list." "I hope that doesn't stand for what I think it stands for." "Whoa, I did not say that." "You did, Gob." "Your mouth moved, your hand didn't." "Oh." "Well, I should work on that." "Is there an N. Bluth in the family that we don't know about?" "They say there's been money found in an account under that name." "Of course not." "The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we're going to turn against each other." "They make stuff up." "She doesn't exist." "Yet you refer to her as a she." "He, she-- what's the difference?" "Oh, here, here." "In the dark, it all looks the same." "They're probably just taking a shot in the darkness." "But the good news is that Jan Eagleman called, and she is willing to consider our case." "Jan Eagleman?" "She's from the Justice TV." "Not another media whore?" "You know, frankly, I think I could put together a pretty good defense." "Oh, no, he thinks he's a lawyer again." "Devotees will remember that Michael once played a lawyer in a school play." "You're a crook, Captain Hook Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate..." "Michael, just because you played a role doesn't make it real." "Of course, Buster did grow up to be Captain Hook." "Not cool, Mom." "Oh, please, you'd be a lousy attorney." "The first piece of evidence against us, you'd run for the hills." "No, Jan is interested." "She carries a lot of weight, and she is not charging us anything." "Like to see a whore who that!" "Not the carrying the weight part, but... on the other hand, if it's free." "She wants us to do a mock trial, sort of a dry run, just get us ready." "Well, I guess we could all use some experience in the courtroom." "Fine, I'll go check her out, but I'll tell you all right now no one is going to lie on that stand." "And no one is going to betray the family." "Buster was nervous." "That's what all the rocking and humming was about." "And Michael met with Justice TV's Jan Eagleman" " who was currently doing a tech rehearsal." " ...for my new show" " Judge Reinhold." "It's a reality courtroom show." "You know there's an actor by that name, right?" "This is what they put me in." "Why did I lose all the weight if they're going to put me in a pool cover?" "I'm sorry." "Are you an actual judge?" "No, that's just a coincidence." "I read somewhere Judge Judy made $25 million last year, and I'm, like, "Hey, I never even heard of the guy."" "So you're doing this because your name is "Judge"?" "Honestly, this is the first time I put those two things together." "Maybe we should take "Judge" out of the title and go with my original title Mr. Reinhold's Courtroom." "No, no, no." "We're changing the name." "Thanks, Michael." "Got 250,000 talking magazine ads and he wants to change the name." "My name is Judge." "I hear you want to do a mock trial." "Yeah?" "And we can do it here on the set." "'Cause I'm looking for Judge Reinhold to have a little practice too." "I'll be acting as the prosecutor." "That way I can see how your family holds up." "Families that do well are the ones that stick together." "Well, that-that's us." "Um... we are going to need a defense attorney, right, for the mock trial and that's not going to be cheap." "You know the case." "Why not you?" "You're a crook Captain Hook..." "Yeah, give me a chance to show my dad what I can do." "I'll-I'll show him." "I'll make a fool out of him." "While sticking together." "One minute." "And that's when Michael found out his brother Buster was in a coma." "Hey, what happened?" "How is he?" "Waiting for the doctor." "I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious throughout the entire trial." "And when it's over, he wakes up and gets a big toy." "Wait a minute." "Are you responsible for this, Mom?" "Did you put one of your sons into a coma so that he can't testify?" "Michael, how dare you?" "Of course it crossed my mind." "But this was all Buster." "He got into your brother's pills." "Not the Forget Me Nows." "He asked me for them." "I didn't know." "I thought he was dating again." "Hope you don't mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely." "My mother's been in that bed for two years." "Oh, how awful." "We don't have a private room." "They won't let me take out her feeding tube." "And I'm lucky." "I have the resources to pay for these medical bills." "You have resources?" "What good is my money if I can't bring her back?" "But you can't, and money should be spent on dating." "Is that what you were going to say?" "Let's go ahead and wait outside." "So, you come here often?" "Cute button." "How is he?" "We're still waiting to find out." "I got here as soon as I could." "Oh, the red tape." "Looks a little bit more like Red Prawn, Dad." "It's the shrimpfest." "Oh, the shrimp." "You realize that Buster is probably in this state because of you and Mom." "He's obviously afraid of what he knows and he's just trying to forget." "Does he know who N. Bluth is?" "Right now he doesn't know who B. Bluth is." "I'm going to need some real answers out of you pretty soon because I've just discussed it with Jan." "I am going to be pretending to be your attorney at the mock trial before Judge Reinhold." "You're the lawyer." "Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had." "Oh, it's so good to laugh again." " Oh, feels good." " It does." "They say seven minutes heals all wounds." "Wait, not the Judge Reinhold show from all those magazine ads." "They're all over the place." "Look at this." "My name is Judge." "I didn't even know that this kind of technology even existed." "I could use this in my ventriloquism act." "They have a bar here?" "Well, Buster's in what we call a light to no coma." "In layman's term, it might be considered a very heavy nap." "Could that mean that he's faking it." "Oh, highly likely this is fake." "Although there doesn't seem to be very much brain activity." "Nope, that's him." "I think it's very important that we remember he's fully insured." "I say we see how this plays out." "Absolutely." "And we're going to be here every day." "I don't care if it takes from now till the end of shrimpfest." "Well, if this young man gets bored, we need a lot of volunteers here at the hospital." "Turning over the bedridden, changing bedpans." "Heard there's a mall across the street." "Oh, you want excitement." "Well, we have a group of young people who put on fake weddings for our Alzheimer's patients." "Actually, it would probably look pretty good on some college application." "Would I have to touch the old people?" "Only their hearts." "You could be a groom." "Bring a little girlfriend up there with you." "Oh, I don't have a girlfriend." "A sister than, or a cousin." "Of course, you're going to have to kiss." "Guess who liked that idea?" "He says he doesn't want to do it." "I'm actually to respec this choices..." "Good." "I... great." "I was just..." "Well, don't answer for..." "I, um, yeah. 'Cause I exactly the cousin, I mean, the... the girl I would want to give and she'll want give too." "We'll... and we'll do that together." "For them, for the sake of..." "I ju... it's a great day." "For being sad." "And later, Michael was preparing for his case." "So I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom." "I mean, it's just a... for them to pull the plug on our loved ones." "Giving up hope on Buster pretty quickly there, Lindsay." "Listen, I know Buster." "I know what he wants." "Oh, I love soup." "If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy." "I wouldn't even have to taste it." "I could just take it through a tube." "That would actually be better 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth." "Never let me die." "Yeah, he wants out." "Anyway, you and I both know he's probably just faking." "Busy?" " Actually..." " Check this out." "My lips don't move." "They call me up to the stand, say something like, "Who's this little friend?"" " And he's say..." " My name is Judge." " Who's name is Judge?" " My name is..." "Okay." " That's a silly name." " That's enough." "Judge." "My name..." "Yes, I am judging your name." "It am silly." " Please stop." " Oh, now you're correcting my grammar?" "Gob, not going to put Franklin on the stand, and your lips are moving just a little bit." "Judge." "He's right, his name is Judge now." "You know, I think Dad might actually have a case here." "I mean, I am concerned about this N. Bluth, but if it is indeed just a ploy on their part, then the only bombshell that they've got is the blueprint of an Iraqi model home the same blueprint as ours, with no record that we actually got paid for it." "Although this is strange." "It looks like there's a secret room in this one off the hallway." "I wonder if we've got that." "I'm gonna check that out." "Okay, and we're going to go back to the hospital." "Yeah, good, check on Buster." "We do need to stick together as a family on this." "Actually going to to swipeso me more talking magazines, but I'll make sureto poke the head in." "My..." "And Michael found that there was indeed a secret room where his father had stored the family mementos, including his birth certificate." ""Nichael Bluth"?" "Am I N. Bluth?" "Is he trying to set me up?" "If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison." "Nichael was worried." "Michael had just discovered a hidden room in the model home where all the family secrets were stored." "My dad's trying to pinall of his crimes on "N. Bluth," and I might be N. Bluth." "At least that's what it says according to my birth certificate." "All of our family records are up here." "And, for some reason, this stack of body building magazines." "Well, I guess your, uh... your dad must have had these from way back when, huh?" "My name is Ju..." "That seems kind of current." "Uh." "Who am I trying to kid, Michael." "I was trying to beef up to impress that wife of mine, but now she's after some rich guy who's trying to kill his mom, and..." "I have to go talk to my dad." "You coming out?" "No." "No, I've got to fight for my wife." "I'm going to keep my marriage alive." "One room over, George Michael was also trying to convince someone to pursue a fake marriage." "We'd have to kiss." "Wouldn't that bekind of weird after what we've been through?" "Well, that was a long time ago." "It had been two months since they'd kiss." "Well, it does sound like a good twist on a wedding film." "A film?" "Without the corny runaway bride bit in the middle." "Oh, well, yeah." "And, so, like many people who no longer felt anything for each other, they decided to get married." "I'm "N. Bluth," aren't I?" "Legally, that's my real name." "You've been doing all the Iraq business under it thinking that it wouldn't be traceable." "But it is, and I'm going down." "For God's sake, it's a typo, Michael." "What kind of father do you think I am?" "They even got your birth date wrong." "That is my birth date." "Close to Christmas." "Was that hard?" "It's a coincidence, Michael!" "You're not N. Bluth." "There is no N. Bluth." "I called Jan Eagleman about this, and she says it sounds pretty bad." "You called her?" "She's with the prosecution." "Just for the mock trial." "Yeah, but what if she wasn't, Mi..." "You know, I am glad we're having this mock trial, because it has shown me that you cannot be involved in the real defense." " Oh, come on." " Why can't you be like Buster?" "He put himself in a coma to protect this family." "Poor kid." "I have to get down there now." "Shrimpfest is over, Pop." "Really?" "Better go to Chili's." "Back at the hospital, Lindsay had joined Brian in protest." "All they're doing in there is trying to keep people alive." "It's a life mill!" "Oh, hello, Lindsay." "I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine that I met at the gym." "Hi." "I'm Father Ben." "Ben is a Franciscan who can bench pressover 200 pounds, and he talked me into protesting, too." "Show them your sign." "No, the other side." "Tobias, Brian and I believe in the dignity of every human being." "Now why don't we leave the fruits with the vegetables and go get a coffee." "Do some push-ups." "George Michael and Maeby were also at the hospital, putting on a wedding for the Alzheimer's patients." "...and now they are truly family." "It is permanent." "Eternal." "And Maeby did the thing she had always thought was so corny..." "I can't do this." " I can't do this." " But, we aren't..." " What am I doing?" "!" " We're not and ran away." "What are we going to do?" "Just give it a minute." "Now it's a Bar Mitzvah." "And as George Michael acted like a boy becoming a man," "Michael returned to his office to find a man acting like a boy." "What's this?" "Just practicing my testimony." "Needed a fake witness box." "And you couldn't have just taken my stuff off the desk first, or unplugged my computer?" "Justice is swift, Michael." "Plus, we needed to be prepared for our testimony." "You're not doing any of that "My name is Judge" stuff on the stand, okay?" "No!" "They're all out of magazines at the hospital." "Besides, I've got a better idea." "Which he got at the hospital." "Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection, coupled with peptic ulcers." "Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies..." "Check this out!" "You'll say, "Who's this little friend?"" "And I'll say, "Well, he's not really feeling that well."" "And you'll say, "Oh, what's wrong the this little guy."" "And he'll say..." "Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection." "Wow..." "Sounds like you could use some "tricyclene."" "Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies." "Your lips are still moving, and... you stole the doctor's tape recorder?" "Just the tape." "I'm giving it back to him." " Come on, Michael!" " Gob..." "I need this!" "My career needs this." "Dad was right." "If you really cared about this family, you'd be more supportive of me in this." "Gob, I'm not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of..." "You were going to say "mockery," weren't you?" "I was in trouble, like, three words into that." "So, Michael went back to the hospital when he had a visit from the real prosecutor." "Wayne, what you doing here?" "We heard about the trial." "We want to make a deal with you." "A deal?" "It's a mock trial." "Read the Patriot Act:" ""Anything said in a mock trial or daytime courtroom show can be used in any real criminal proceeding, or prime-time procedural show, subject to the interpretation of the presiding judge, or the executive producer."" "In our case, Judge Reinhold is both." " Did he get E.P.?" " Sure did." "Good for him." "Anyway, you put your dad on the stand, get him talking, and you get full immunity." "If you don't do it, we're going to go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you." "You're asking me to conspire against my own client." "Couldn't you go to jail for that?" "Think about it, Michael, it may be time to cut and run." "Well, we don't do that in my family." "Maeby had just run away from a fake wedding that had gotten a little too real." "Oh!" "You know about this room, too?" "Yeah, it's my dad's exercise room." "Although for all her worldliness, Maeby was still a child in many ways." "Um, yeah, I-I come here to think myself sometimes, you know." "I mean, I always knock first." "I-I always do that." "I always do that anyway, no matter what room." "So, um, what happened back there?" "I don't know, I guess I just got a little weirded out." "I mean, we're cousins." "It's wrong." "Well, you know the Torah tells us that the larger wrong is to put our own feelings before the commitments we've made." "You know, towards the sick, aged and gross." "That's not in the Torah." "And I mean, you know, we weren't there for ourselves today." "We were there to bring happiness to others." "And..." "I just..." "I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today." "Again, not true." "I mean, you know, I'm not saying it's not weird for me, too." "I'm just saying maybe we could take those weird feelings and turn them into something positive." "He really wanted that kiss." "I mean, I guess it would be a good way to freak out our parents." "Let's freak them out!" "Ooh." "Hey, you guys know about this room, too, huh?" "I'm just looking for some evidence for my trial against Pop-Pop." "For Pop-Pop." "I mean, seriously, Doctor, when are we going to know something?" "I'm trying to get on with my life." "Yeah, so is what remains of Buster." "Dr. Farmer, there's a problem in 302." "The patient's having a bad reaction to the tetracycline." "Tetracycline?" "Didn't I say not to give him that?" "Didn't you listen to my notes?" "It ain't easy being white" "It ain't easy..." "I'm trying to get on with my life." "And you know what?" "You can't deal with it." "No, I can't Lindsay." "You're not interested in me." "And you're not capable of intimacy." "Well, just fake it!" "Coma." "And, believe it or not, that actually got through to them." "Now will you please turn on the Cartoon Network and get the hell out of here?" "And the next day, the mock trial began, as did the mock episode of what had now been renamed..." "Mock Trial With J. Reinhold." "Take one." "In five, four, three..." "Mock trial with J. Reinhold" "Mock trial with J. Reinhold" "Mock trial with J. Reinhold" "Mock trial!" "All rise for acting's highest honor, Judge Reinhold." "Judge Reinhold is neither a real judge, nor has he received acting's highest honor." "Wow." "Thank you." "That's the first time I ever got a standing ovation before the show." "They're not clapping." "They don't in a courtroom." "Please be seated." "The proceedings got underway, and the Bluths set about pretending they were a family that sticks together." "You never heard anyone in your family discuss plans to either travel to Iraq, or... do business there?" "Well, I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife, that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and..." "Your witness." "I have nothing." "Oh, how should I know where the money comes from." "I just know where it goes-- to taking care of my poor, comatose son." "And if this were the real trial, I'd cry here." "I'm saving my good stuff, too." "I've no cross at this time." "Now this is why you're not handling my real defense." "I have one witness, Dad, and he'll clearevery thing up." "Gob had a little trouble." "State your name." "My name is Judge." "What kind of name is that, "Magazine"?" "I'm just going to go ahead and jump in right here." "I have nothing for him." "But now it was Michael's turn." "Well, listen, have fun out there, because this is the last time you're going to see this side of a courtroom till your second wife divorces your freckled ass." "Look at that, you just blew your wedding speech." "I'd like to jump right ahead to calling a surprise witness." "Only witnesses on the list." "Oh, he's on the list." "I would like to call to the stand..." "Franklin Delano Bluth." "You're calling Franklin, Mikey?" "I sure am, pal." "I support my brother." "It ain't easy being white" "It ain't easy being brown" "You're my bro" " Not my brother." " You Honor, this is highly unusual." "Well, I'm very curious to see where this is going." "I'm going to allow it." "But I'm warning you, Mr. Bluth, this better make for a good promo." "I was approached by the real prosecution recently, and was asked if I would be willing to turn on my family and save myself." "Would you please press the "play" button on the tape recorder inside the puppet." "If you don't do it, we're going to go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you." "You're asking me to conspire against my own client." "Couldn't you go to jail for that?" "Think about it, Michael." "Well, it looks like we've got a mistrial." "But on the plus side, we've also got a Hung Jury-- hit it!" "Mock trial with J. Reinhold" "Mock trial with J. Reinhold" "Mock trial with J. Reinhold..." "You did good out there, Michael." "But it's just a mock trial." "Why don't you just take it to the grand jury?" "I wanted to prove to you that I could do it." "I'm going to a grand jury with that now." "Actually, Michael had no idea that's what he was supposed to do." "Nice job." "You have a real shot." "You all stuck together, and that's what wins case." "We don't abandon each other." "No one's closer than the Bluth family." "They were." "I know pronounce you husband and wife." "For as it turns out, the fake priest was called to a patient's room, and Father Ben filled in-- not knowing it was fake." "And that's how the kids got married." "On the next..." "Arrested development" "Mock Trial With J. Reinhold leads to imitators." "Please be seated." "Hard to sit when you got someone's hand up your ass." "All right, let's lose the puppet." "And Michael discovers that he wasn't "N. Bluth" after all." "I have an older sister?" "So much for not abandoning family." "Transcript:" "Raceman" " Synchro:" "Amariss 00:33:28,141 -- 00:33:31,842 And shining above you" "Let me hear you sing once more" "Like you did before" "Sing a new song, Chiquitita" "Try once more" "Like I did before" "Sing a new song" " It's her dad." " Whose dad?" "Sophie's dad." "Remember how I said it was Sam?" "Sam the architect, who had to go home to get married?" "I'm not sure that it was him, because there were two other guys around the same time." "Donna Sheridan." "You shady lady." "Why didn't you tell us?" "Well, I never knew that I would ever, ever have to." "I never imagined I'd see all three of them in my old goat-house the day before my daughter's wedding!" " The old goat-house?" " The old goat-house?" "No!" "No!" "Wait!" "Shoot!" "Rosie!" "Tanya!" "Wait a minute!" "Don't let them hear you!" " There's no one here." " Are you sure?" "Of course I'm sure!" "Do you think I would forget my daughter's dads?" "They were all here." "Sam Carmichael," "Bill Anderson and Harry "Head Banger."" "Harry "Head Banger."" "They must've gone back to their boat." "I hope they run aground and drown." "What are they doing here?" "It's like some hideous trick of fate." "It's very Greek." " Do they know about Sophie?" " What are they, psychic?" "No!" "I've never told a soul." "Oh, Donna, keeping it to yourself all these years." "It doesn't matter about me." "The only thing that matters is that Sophie never finds out." "Well, maybe she would be cool with it." ""Cool with it"?" "You don't know my daughter." "This would be like a bombshell." "Donna, they've gone!" "I don't know that." "I don't know where they are." "I don't know why they're here." "And I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!" "Whoa!" "Don't you sound like your mother?" " I do not!" " Yes, you so do!" " Oh, my God, I do not." " You do, it's Catholic guilt!" "You've been living like a nun." "Yeah, whatever happened to our Donna?" "Life and soul of the party," " el rock chick supremo?" " Yeah, come on." " I grew up." " Well, then, grow back down again." " Screw them if they can't take a joke." " Screw them if they can't take a joke." "* DANCING QUEEN *" "You can dance" "You can jive" "Having the time of your life" "See that girl" "Watch that scene" "Dig in the dancing queen" "Friday night and the lights are low" "Looking out for a place to go" "Where they play the right music" "Getting in the swing" "You come to look for a king" "Anybody could be that guy" "Night is young and the music's high" "With a bit of rock music Everything is fine" "You're in the mood for a dance" "And when you get the chance" "You are the dancing queen" "Young and sweet Only seventeen" "Dancing queen" "Feel the beat from the tambourine" "Oh, yeah" "You can dance" "You can jive" "Having the time of your life" "See that girl" "Watch that scene" "Dig in the dancing queen" "You're a teaser You turn them on" "Leave them burning And then you're gone" "Looking out for another Anyone will do" "You're in the mood for a dance" "And when you get the chance" "You are the dancing queen" "Young and sweet Only seventeen" "Dancing queen" "Feel the beat from the tambourine" "Oh, yeah" "You can dance" "You can jive" "Having the time of your life" "See that girl" "Watch that scene" "Dig in the dancing queen" "Dig in the dancing queen" "You can dance" "You can jive" "Having the time of your life" "See that girl" "Watch that scene" "Dig in the dancing queen" "Wait, wait." "Wait!" "Hey, don't leave." " Whoa, Sophie." " Sophie!" "We're gonna sail around the island." "You wanna come?" "You promised you'd come to my wedding." "Yes, well, your mother ejected us from the goat-house." "She thought we'd better get out of her hair." "Donna freaked out when she saw us." " What's all that about?" " No." "She's just not even thinking straight." "She's so stressed about the wedding." "You know, but she's got no idea that you're her lovely surprise." " She'll be so happy tomorrow." " You think so?" "Mmm-hmm." " You took Mom's guitar!" " No, no." "I borrowed it." "Look." "No, where is it?" "D.S." "Donna Sheridan." "And H.B." "Head Banger." " Head Banger?" " Head Banger?" "I bought her this." "It cost me ten quid plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt." "Your mother knew quite a rebel." "I was studying in Paris when I met her." "I hopped on a train and followed her to Greece," "quite spontaneously." "I can still recall" "Our last summer" "I still see it all" "Walks along the Seine" "Laughing in the rain" "Our last summer" "Memories that remain" "We made our way along the river" "And we sat down in the grass" "By the Eiffel Tower" "I was so happy we had met" "It was the age of no regret" "Oh, yes" "Those crazy years, that was the time" "Of the flower power" "But underneath we had a fear of flying" "Of growing old" "A fear of slowly dying" "We took a chance" "Like we were dancing our last dance" "I can still recall" "Our last summer" "I still see it all" "In the tourist jam round the Notre Dame" "Our last summer Walking hand in hand" "Paris restaurants" "Our last summer Morning croissants" "Living for the day" "Worries far away" "Our last summer" "We could laugh and play" "And now you're working in a bank" "A family man, a football fan" "And your name is Harry" "How dull it seems" "Are you the hero of my dreams?" "Sophie!" " Sophie!" " Please, I have to go," " but please come tomorrow, okay?" " Absolutely." " We'll be there." " It's a promise." "Walks along the Seine" "Laughing in the rain" "Our last summer" "Memories that remain" "Sky!" "Where've you been?" "People have been arriving all afternoon." "No one's seen you." "I'm sorry, I was around the island, I just..." "I just lost track of time." " Where're you going?" " It's my stag do." "My last night of freedom." "Which is how some people might see it, but for me, it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life." "You know how I said I wanted to find my father?" "Soph, we've been over this a million times." "You don't need a father, you have a family." "And you'll never leave me, right?" "Are you kidding?" "You have turned my world upside down." "* LAYALL YOUR LO VE ON ME *" "I wasn't jealous before we met" "Now every man that I see is a potential threat" "And I'm possessive It isn't nice" "You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice" "But now it isn't true" "Now everything is new" "And all I've learned has overturned" "I beg of you" "Don't go wasting your emotion" "Lay all your love on me" "It was like shooting a sitting duck" "A little small talk, a smile and, baby, I was stuck" "I still don't know what you've done with me" "A grown-up woman should never fall so easily" "I feel a kind of fear" "When I don't have you near" "Unsatisfied, I skip my pride" "I beg you, dear" "Don't go wasting your emotion" "Lay all your love on me" "Don't go sharing your devotion" "Lay all your love on me" "Don't go wasting your emotion" "Lay all your love on me" "Don't go sharing your devotion" "Lay all your love on me" "Ladies and no gentlemen, presenting, for one night and one night only..." "Because that's all we've got breath for." "Speak for yourself, you old bat!" "The world's first girl power band," "Donna and the Dynamos." "Super Trouper" "Lights are gonna find me" "But I won't feel blue" "Like I always do" "'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you" "* SUPER TROUPER *" "I was sick and tired of everything" "When I called you last night from Glasgow" "All I do is eat and sleep and sing" "Wishing every show was the last show" "Wishing every show was the last show" "So imagine I was glad to hear you're coming" "Suddenly I feel all right" "And suddenly it's gonna be" "And it's gonna be so different when I'm on the stage tonight" "Tonight the Super Trouper" "Lights are gonna find me" " Our song." " Your song?" "It's my song." "Smiling, having fun" "Feeling like a number one" "Tonight the Super Trouper" "Beams are gonna blind me" "But I won't feel blue" "Like I always do" "'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you" "So I'll be there when you arrive" "The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive" "And when you take me in your arms" "And hold me tight" "I know it's gonna mean so much tonight" "Tonight the Super Trouper" "Lights are gonna find me" "Shining like the sun" "Look, look, look, look, look." "Smiling, having fun" "Feeling like a number one" "Tonight the Super Trouper" "Beams are gonna blind me" "But I won't feel blue" "Like I always do" "'Cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you" "Super Trouper lights" "Are gonna find me" "I can't believe you!" "Excuse me!" "Hello." "This is a hen party." "Women only!" " Thank you." " Okay." "Why are they here, then, if it's not to ruin Sophie's wedding?" "But I thought you weren't so keen on this wedding." "I don't want them spoiling it." "They have no right to turn up like this." "What have they ever done for their daughter?" "Donna, Donna, they didn't know she existed." "Well, they didn't need to know, did they?" "I've done a great job with Soph, all by myself, and I won't be muscled out by an ejaculation!" "* GIMME!" "GIMME!" "GIMME!" "*" "Is there a man out there?" "Someone to hear my prayer?" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "A man after midnight" "Won't somebody help me Chase the shadows away" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "A man after midnight" " Hi." " Hi." "I think I should explain to Donna that I come in peace." "Oh, no, really." "You should wait until she has a few drinks in her first." " Really." " Good idea." "Good idea." "What you drew on the boat..." "This is good." "This is really good." "Why don't you pursue this?" "You have a real talent here." "I have enough to do here." "Is that really your dream?" "Running the villa with Donna?" "She just can't do it by herself." "Do you know," "I drew this whole place up on the back of a menu one night." "I always dreamt I'd come back here." "What kept you?" "What's your mother said about me?" " She never mentioned you." " Sophie?" "What am I doing here?" "Some air in here." "Somebody up there has got it in for me." "I bet it's my mother." "Oh, and wasn't she a ray of sunshine." "I'm gonna go get them out of here." "You go in there guns loaded, there's gonna be questions." " Help me out of these boots." " Come on, then." "All that fricking yoga's made my feet bigger." "Now, listen." "Listen, what we're gonna do is, we'll get them plastered tonight, and then tomorrow, Tanya and I will take them fishing." "Fishing?" "Oh, please." "What do you suggest we do with three men?" "Well, then, now, that takes me back." "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "A man after midnight" "Take me through the darkness To the break of the day" " Hello." " You okay?" "I'm fine." "Fancy Donna having a grown-up daughter!" " Do you have any children, Harry?" " Well, I have the dogs, Lucy and Kipper." "That's the extent of my relationships." "I'd have loved a daughter." "I'd have spoiled her rotten." " Is your father here?" " I don't know." "I don't know who my father is." "Is there a man out there?" "Someone to hear my prayer?" "This is fantastic!" "How on earth did Donna get money to buy this place?" "She was left some money by the old lady she looked after when I was little." " Sofia, that I'm named after." " My great-aunt Sofia?" "I guess." "I always heard her money was left to family." " How old are you?" " I'm 20." "Will you excuse me a minute?" "I'm sorry." "Bill!" "Bill, wait." "Why did your great-aunt leave my mother money?" "I don't know!" "All my life, there's been this huge unanswered question, and I don't want any more secrecy!" " What do you want from me?" " Bill, please!" "Are you my father?" "Yes." "I think so." "Yes." "You know what comes next?" "Oh, you're not going to tell me that you have a twin sister, are you?" "Will you give me away tomorrow?" " Give you away?" " No!" "Our secret until the wedding." "Cute." "Oh, God." "Okay." "* VOULEZ-VOUS *" "People everywhere" "A sense of expectation hanging in the air" "Giving out a spark" "Across the room your eyes are glowing in the dark" "And here we go again We know the start, we know the end" "Masters of the scene" "We've done it all before And now we're back to get some more" "You know what I mean" "Voulez-vous" "Take it now or leave it" "Now is all we get" "Nothing promised, no regrets" "Voulez-vous" "Ain't no big decision" "You know what to do" "La question c'est voulez-vous" "Voulez-vous" "Go dance with Mom!" "Sophie, come here." "I know why I'm here." "Why didn't Donna tell me?" "How long have you known I'm your father?" "What?" "Not long at all." "Sam, listen to me." "My mom doesn't know that I know." "So can we wait until after my wedding?" " Who's giving you away tomorrow?" " Nobody." "Wrong." "I am." "Our secret till then." "Voulez-vous" "Take it now or leave it" "Now is all we get" "Are you okay?" "I can't breathe." "Voulez-vous" "Ain't no big decision" "You know what to do" "La question c'est voulez-vous" "Voulez-vous" "Oh, my God!" " I'm your father!" " Harry!" "Now, that's why you sent me the invite." "You wanted your old dad to walk you down the aisle." "Well, I won't let you down." "I'll be there." "Voulez-vous" "Take it now or leave it" "Now is all we get" "Nothing promised, no regrets" "Voulez-vous" "Ain't no big decision" "You know what to do" "La question c'est voulez-vous" "For the wedding." "Upside down." "Fancy Donna having a..." "I'm your..." "Who's giving you..." "Sophie!" "Soph!" "Stand back, everybody." "Give her some space." "Soph..." "Baby!" "Come on, Mother, rise and shine." "I was tossing and turning all night." "Those three guys are still loose on this island." "We got to do something." "Donna!" "Donna!" "Donna!" "Donna." "It's all under control." "I have been tossing and turning all night." "I've got three dads coming to my wedding, and I have to tell two of them they're surplus." "Only, which two?" "It's all under control." "I'm taking Bill and Sam fishing..." "We're each gonna go off." "We're gonna grab a man, interrogate him, swap notes and decide." "And Harry's talked Tanya into water sports." "Oh, God." "Nurse, donkey testicles, quickly!" " No, after you." "Please." " No." "No." "Go ahead." "No, no, no, no, you first." " I want to get something off my chest." " Me, too." "Last night, I discovered something wonderful." "It was a wake-up call, a way to look at myself and what I really want out of life." "Last night?" "You didn't know?" "You didn't even suspect that you were..." "Well, no." "Of course not." "That's always been a secret." "And now we..." "Say it out loud." "No!" "No!" "No!" "It's absolutely hush-hush." "I mean, for now." "All will be revealed tonight." "Talking of revelations, last night..." "You and the little lady?" "I think I know what's going on." " No, you don't." "You don't." " It's obvious." "I saw it from the moment you clapped eyes on each other." "You're kidding." "I'm gonna level with you, Harry." "I don't think I can do this." "Well, she's a wonderful girl, but can I take her on in my life?" "Bill, where's your spontaneity?" "It's this..." " This family, you know?" " You don't have to marry her." "What?" "Hey, right in time for breakfast." "We're serving up the works here." " Think you just did." " Sunny-side up!" "Lox or ham?" "I'll just..." "I'm just gonna..." "What a mess!" " Hey!" " What?" " You okay?" " Yeah." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." " Sophie." " What?" "Last night, you and Sky..." "What's wrong?" "Tell me." "Tell me what's wrong." " I don't know what to do." " You know what to do." "You don't have to do anything." "Not too late, I can still call off the wedding." "Everybody will understand." "Call..." "Call off the wedding?" " Isn't that what you want?" " No." "No." "No, that's what you want." " No!" " Yes!" "God!" "Sophie!" "You just..." "You have no idea." "You never had a wedding." "You never did the marriage-and-babies thing." "You just did the baby thing." " Well, good for you." " You know, I don't know why" " you're going off on me now!" "I really don't!" " Because I..." " God!" "I love Sky, and I want to be with him!" " Good!" "Great." "And I don't want my children growing up not knowing who their father is." "Because it's just..." "It's crap!" "Voulez-vous" " What are you doing?" " Stop, you're terrible." "Come on, man." "What are you talking about?" "Okay, okay, Sophie's gonna have an absolutely beautiful wedding, right?" "You're supposed to be helping me." "You guys..." "He's got to get ready." "I see you kept my bagpipes." "They're supposed to ward off unwanted visitors." "Well, you don't need bagpipes to do that." "What are you doing here, Sam?" "This is our dream, remember?" " Villa on the island?" " Yeah." "Well, this is my reality." "Hard work and a crippling mortgage." "Shoot!" "And a hotel that's crumbling around me." " Look, I'll help..." "Let me have a look at this..." " No, that's all right, I can deal my own disasters." "Why didn't you tell me it was Sophie getting married?" "Well, I didn't think it was any of your business." "Why is she getting married?" "Settling down on the island?" "I mean, if it was up to me, I'd be telling her to go get a life." " Yeah." " She's a bright kid." "I know." "I know." "But, you know, my daughter has a mind of her own." "Oh, yeah." "I see that." "I see that." " But she's so young." " I know." "I mean, does she know what she really wants?" "You see, I think part of her just wants to let you know that she isn't going to leave you alone here, on your own." " What do you mean?" " Donna, look." "I have two grown children." "I know something about letting go." "If Sophie felt you were okay on your own, would she want something different for herself?" "Okay, here's the thing." "I love being on my own." "I really do." "You know, every morning, I get up and I thank God that I don't have some middle-aged, menopausal man telling me how to run my life." "You know, I'm free and I'm single." "And it's great." "* SOS *" "Where are those happy days?" "They seem so hard to find" "I try to reach for you But you have closed your mind" "What ever happened to our love?" "I wish I understood" "It used to be so nice It used to be so good" "So when you're near me, darling Can't you hear me?" "SOS" "The love you gave me Nothing else can save me" "SOS" "When you're gone How can I even try to go on?" "When you're gone, though I try How can I carry on?" "You seem so far away though you are standing near" "You made me feel alive but something died, I fear" "I really tried to make it out" "I wish I understood" "What happened to our love?" "It used to be so good" "So when you're near me, darling Can't you hear me?" "SOS" "And the love you gave me Nothing else can save me" "SOS" " When you're gone" " When you're gone" " How can I even try to go on?" " How can I even try to go on?" " When you're gone" " When you're gone" " Though I try how can I carry on?" " Though I try how can I carry on?" "Donna must be tearing her hair out, doing this wedding on her own." "What would the father of the bride normally do?" "Pay." "Though my dad drew the line at my third." "I see." "Excuse me." "Harry?" "Harry!" "Tanya!" "Let's pick up where we left off last night." "Last night never happened." "I've drawn a veil over last night." "Oh, my God." "Look at the time." "I've got work to do." " Work?" " A little repair and renovation." "Come on." "You don't mess with a masterpiece." "Oh, ignore him, Tanya, he's all mouth and no trousers." "Tanya can't ignore the chemistry between us." "Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned." "* DOES YOUR MO THER KNOW *" "You're so hot, teasing me" "So you're blue Well, I can't take a chance on a kid like you" "It's something I couldn't do" "There's that look in your eyes" "I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild" "Oh, but, boy, you're only a child" "Well, I can dance with you, honey If you think it's funny" "But does your mother know that you're out?" "And I can chat with you, baby Flirt a little, maybe" "Does your mother know that you're out?" " Take it easy" " Take it easy." "Better slow down, boy" "That's no way to go Does your mother know?" " Take it easy" " Take it easy." "Try to cool it, boy" "Play it nice and slow Does your mother know?" "Come on, boy." "I can see what you want" "But you seem pretty young To be searching for that kind of fun" "So maybe I'm not the one" "Now you're so cute I like your style" "And I know what you mean When you give me a flash of that smile" "But, boy, you're only a child" "Well, I can dance with you, honey If you think it's funny" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "And I can chat with you, baby Flirt a little, maybe" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "Well, I can dance with you, honey If you think it's funny" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "And I can chat with you, baby Flirt a little, maybe" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "Does your mother know?" "Does your mother know that you're out?" "Boy down!" "Boy down!" "Yo, girls." "We done good." "Yes, any colour." "Doesn't matter." "There's no plan, God knows there's no plan." " It looks great, though." " Ella, Donna, where would you like this?" "Carlos, get the meat out of the heat." "Put a cover on that thing." "That's beautiful." "And tell..." "lone, help him get the..." " Harry, what are you doing here?" " Hello." "I just wanted to give you this." "I don't mean here, here." " I mean, why are you on this island?" " I realised..." "What is this?" "Now, I realised you'll have had to tighten your belt a bit over the years, bringing up Sophie on your own, and I just wanted to make a small contribution to the wedding." " I can't accept this." "I can't..." " No." "No." " Harry, I can't." " No." "No." " Harry?" "I can't..." " No, you'll have to catch me first." " Sky." " What's the matter?" " You have to help me." " Why, what's happened?" "Baby?" "Sophie!" "Soph." "I've done something completely insane." "All my dads are here for our wedding, and they all think they're giving me away." "All your what?" "I read Mom's diary, and I have three possible fathers." "But how are they here now?" "I invited them." "I thought that I would know my dad right away, but I didn't." "I just..." "I have no idea." "And now, my mom is gonna kill me," " and they're gonna hate me, and you..." " Hold on." "Hold on." "You invited these guys and you didn't tell me?" "No, I thought you would try to stop me." " I know I messed up." " Sophie?" "Is that what this whole big white wedding is about?" " You finding your dad?" " No." "No!" "I wanted to take a boat to the mainland with a couple of witnesses." "And you insisted on this sodding circus so you could play Happy Families." "It's about knowing who I am." "And I wanted to get married knowing who I am." "That doesn't come from finding your father, that comes from finding yourself." "And the irony is, I was travelling to find myself." "I put everything on hold for you." "Because I loved you and I wanted what you wanted." "Now, I don't know." "You don't know if you love me?" "Of course I love you." "I just wish you'd told me." "Is everything okay?" " Sophie, what's wrong?" " Not now, Sam." "Yes, yes, yes, now." "Because I'm supposed to be giving you away." "And how can I when I know you're not really gonna be happy?" "I've heard all this from my mother, and I think she knows me better than you do." "I know." "But I've done the big white wedding, and believe me," " it doesn't always end in "happy ever after."" " That is you." "That's not me." "Okay?" "I love Sky more than anything in the world." "And I..." "Did you feel that way before you got married?" "No." "Hey, aren't you supposed to be getting dressed?" "Where's Ali and Lisa?" "I thought they were going to help you." "Will you help me?" "Mmm-hmm." "Wait." "It's okay, it's okay." "We have time." "* SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS *" "Schoolbag in hand" "She leaves home in the early morning" "Waving goodbye" "With an absent-minded smile" "I watch her go" "With a surge of that well-known sadness" "And I have to sit down for a while" "The feeling that I'm losing her" "Forever" "And without really entering her world" "I'm glad whenever I can share her laughter" "That funny little girl" "Slipping through my fingers all the time" "I try to capture every minute" "The feeling in it Slipping through my fingers all the time" "Do I really see what's in her mind?" "Each time I think I'm close to knowing" "She keeps on growing" "Slipping through my fingers all the time" "Sleep in our eyes" "Her and me at the breakfast table" "Barely awake" "I let precious time go by" "Then when she's gone There's that odd melancholy feeling" "And a sense of guilt I can't deny" "What happened to those wonderful adventures" "The places I had planned for us to go" "Slipping through my fingers all the time" "Well, some of that we did" "But most we didn't" "And why, I just don't know" "Slipping through my fingers all the time" "I try to capture every minute" "The feeling in it Slipping through my fingers all the time" "Do I really see what's in her mind?" "Each time I think I'm close to knowing" "She keeps on growing" "Slipping through my fingers all the time" "Do you think I'm letting you down?" "Why would you even think that?" "Well, because of what you've done." "I mean, the Dynamos, raising a kid, and running a business all on your own." "Well, honey, I didn't have a choice." "I couldn't go home, you know." "When I got pregnant, my mother told me not to bother coming back." "And I wouldn't have had it any other way." "My God, look at what we've had." "Will you give me away?" "Yeah." "Sometimes I wish" "That I could freeze the picture" "And save it from the funny tricks of time" "Slipping through my fingers" "Schoolbag in hand" "She leaves home in the early morning" "Waving goodbye" "With an absent-minded smile" "Donna!" "Donna." "I need to talk to you about who's giving Sophie away." " That would be me." " But..." " What about her dad?" " Her dad isn't here." "It's what she wants." "She told me she wants her father here." " What if her father wants that, too?" " What?" "Sam, don't do this now." "I can't hear this now!" "Donna, listen to me." "This is about us." "* THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL *" "I don't wanna talk" "About things we've gone through" "Though it's hurting me" "Now it's history" "I've played all my cards" "And that's what you've done, too" "Nothing more to say" "No more ace to play" "The winner takes it all" "The loser standing small" "Beside the victory" "That's her destiny" "I was in your arms" "Thinking I belonged there" "I figured it made sense" "Building me a fence" "Building me a home" "Thinking I'd be strong there" "But I was a fool" "Playing by the rules" "The gods may throw the dice" "Their minds as cold as ice" "And someone way down here" "Loses someone dear" "The winner takes it all" "The loser has to fall" "It's simple and it's plain" "Why should I complain?" "But tell me does she kiss" "Like I used to kiss you?" "Does it feel the same" "When she calls your name?" "Somewhere deep inside" "You must know I miss you" "But what can I say?" "Rules must be obeyed" "The judges will decide" "The likes of me abide" "Spectators at the show" "Always staying low" "The game is on again" "A lover or a friend" "A big thing or a small" "The winner takes it all" "I don't wanna talk" "'Cause it makes me feel sad" "And I understand" "You've come to shake my hand" "I apologise" "If it makes you feel bad" "Seeing me so tense" "No self-confidence, but you see" "The winner takes it all" "The winner takes it all" "The game is on again" "A lover or a friend" "A big thing or a small" "The winner takes it all" "So the winner takes it all" "And the loser has to fall" "So the winner takes it all" "And the loser has to fall" "Donna!" "The winner takes it" "All" "Donna, there you are." " It's okay." " They're my best shoes." "Panic over!" "Here she is." "She's here." " Oh, don't worry." " Oh, God." "I love you." "Welcome to Sophie and Sky, and to all your friends who have gathered together this evening." "And welcome, especially, to Donna, who represents your family." "We are all here together in this" " glorious..." " And welcome to..." "To" "Sophie's dad." " I have to tell you." "He is here." " I know." "I invited him." "You couldn't have." "I don't know which one it is." "Oh, my God." " That's why they're all here!" " I'm sorry." "Sorry." "I just..." "Please, please forgive me!" "Please forgive me." "Please." "I don't know." " Can you forgive me?" " What?" "I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men." "You're my mom, and I love you so much." "Oh, Soph." "And I haven't slept with hundreds of men." "Am I getting this right?" "Sophie may be mine, but she may be Bill's or Harry's?" "Yeah, yeah." "That's right." "And don't get all self-righteous with me, because you have no one but yourself to blame." "Yeah, if you hadn't just dumped my mother and gone off and married somebody else..." "Hey, hey, wait a minute!" "I had to go home." "I was engaged." "But I told Lorraine I couldn't marry her, and I came right back." "You..." "You..." " Why didn't you call me?" " Because I was crazy enough to think that you would be waiting for me." "Only when I arrived, they told me you were off with some other guy." "So, Lorraine called me an idiot and married me to prove it." "Sorry, can I just..." "Might I just butt in?" "Oh, Harry, don't..." "It's all right." "You don't have to." "No, no, I just wanted to say it's great to have even a third of Sophie." "I never thought I'd get even that much of a child." "Donna, you were the first girl I ever loved." "Well, actually, you were the last girl I ever loved." "Now, this gives me an excuse to come here much more often." "We can find out if you want, but I'm with Harry." " Being a third of your dad is great by me." " By me, too." "I'll take a third." "Typical, isn't it?" "You wait 20 years for a dad, and then three come along at once." "Dearly beloved..." "You know, I have no clue which one of you is my dad, but I don't mind." "Now, I know what I really want." "Sky, let's just not get married yet." " What?" " What?" "You never wanted this anyway." "I know that." "Let's just get off this island and just see the world." "Okay?" "All right?" "I love you." "Donna, do I take it the wedding is cancelled?" "I'm not entirely sure what's happening right now." "Hang on." "Why waste a good wedding?" "How about it, Sheridan?" "You're going to need someone to boss around on this island of yours." "Are you nuts?" "I am not a bigamist." "Neither am I. I'm a divorced man who's loved you for 21 years, and ever since the day I set foot on this island," "I've been trying to tell you how much I love you." "Come on, Donna." "It's only the rest of your life." "* I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO *" "I can't conceal it Don't you see?" "Can't you feel it?" "Say I do" "Oh, yeah." "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do" "Donna, please show it" "You love me And you know it" "Say I do" "I do" "I do, I do," "I do, I do." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "I'm so happy!" "* WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE *" "Here's to us One more toast" "And then we'll pay the bill" "Deep inside both of us" "Could feel the autumn chill" "Birds of passage You and me" "We fly instinctively" "When the summer's over" "And the dark clouds hide the sun" "Neither you nor I'm to blame" "When all is said and done" "In our lives We have walked" "Some strange and lonely treks" "Yeah." "Slightly worn but dignified" "And not too old for sex" "Yeah!" "Clear-headed and open-eyed" "With nothing left untried" "Standing calmly at the crossroads" "No desire to run" "There's no hurry any more" "When all is said and done" "Standing calmly at the crossroads" "No desire to run" "There's no hurry any more" "When all is said" "And done" "That's not for me." "I'm a writer." "Lone wolf." "If you change your mind" "I'm the first in line" "Honey, I'm still free" "Take a chance on me" "Sorry." "If you need me, let me know" "I'm gonna be around" "If you got no place to go" "If you're feeling down" "Speech!" "I'm gonna make a speech, everybody." "Yeah, get ready." "* TAKE A CHANCE ON ME *" "If you're all alone When the pretty birds have flown" "Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me" "Gonna do my very best And it ain't no lie" "If you put me to the test If you let me try" "Take a chance on me" "Take a chance on me" "Go, Bill." "We can go dancing" " We can go walking" " As long as we're together" "Listen to some music" "Maybe just talking" "You'd get to know me better" "'Cause you know I've got So much that I wanna do" "When I dream I'm alone with you" "It's magic" " You want me to leave it there" " Afraid of a love affair" "But I think you know" "That I can't let go" "If you're all alone When the pretty birds have flown" "Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me" "Gonna do my very best And it ain't no lie" "If you put me to the test" "If you let me try Take a chance on me" "Take a chance on me" "It's Aphrodite!" "* MAMMA MIA *" "Mamma mia Here I go again" "My, my How can I resist you?" "Mamma mia Does it show again?" "My, my Just how much I've missed you?" "Yes, I've been broken-hearted" "Blue since the day we parted" "Why, why did I ever let you go?" "Mamma mia Now I really know" "My, my I should not have let you go" "* I HAVE A DREAM *" "I have a dream" "A song to sing" "To help me cope" "With anything" "If you see the wonder" "Of a fairy tale" "You can take the future" "Even if you fail" "I believe in angels" "Something good in everything I see" "I believe in angels" "When I know the time is right for me" "I'll cross the stream" "I have a dream" "I'll cross the stream" "I have a dream" "* DANCING QUEEN *" "You can dance" "You can jive" "Having the time of your life" "See that girl" "Watch that scene" "Dig in the dancing queen" "Friday night and the lights are low" "Looking out for a place to go" "Where they play the right music" "Getting in the swing" "You come to look for a king" "Anybody could be that guy" "Night is young and the music's high" "With a bit of rock music Everything is fine" "You're in the mood for a dance" "And when you get the chance" "You are the dancing queen" "Young and sweet Only seventeen" "Dancing queen" "Feel the beat from the tambourine" "Oh, yeah" "You can dance" "You can jive" "Having the time of your life" "See that girl" "Watch that scene" "Dig in the dancing queen" " Bye." " Bye." "You want another one?" "Do you want another one?" "Do you want another one?" " Let's give it to them!" " You want another one?" "Let's rip it up!" "* WATERLOO *" "My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender" "Oh, yeah And I have met my destiny" "In quite a similar way" "The history book on the shelf" "Is always repeating itself" "Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war" "Waterloo Promise to love you for ever more" "Waterloo Couldn't escape if I wanted to" "Waterloo Knowing my fate is to be with you" "Waterloo Finally facing my Waterloo" "And how could I ever refuse" "I feel like I win when I lose" "Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war" "Waterloo Promise to love you for ever more" "Waterloo Couldn't escape if I wanted to" "Waterloo Knowing my fate is to be with you" "Waterloo Finally facing my Waterloo" "Waterloo Finally facing my Waterloo"