"Vivan, what's your relationship status?" ""Radio of the mind"" ""Radio of the mind"" ""Radio of the mind"" ""Radio of the mind"" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget your sorrows, live the life to the fullest."" "Hi, I'm yours, only yours and only and only yours." "Vivan Shah." "And welcome to my show 'Dr. Love'." "Today, I'm going to tell you a story." "This story is about, Shanaya, Pooja and me." "This is a love triangle." "This love story also tells you about my confusion." "The confusion will only end with the story." "We're near the hospital." "A few more minutes." "Listen." "Listen... 'lt was 2.14 in the afternoon.'" "'Binaka Geetmala' had already wasted 14 seconds of the afternoon news.'" "'Brothers and sisters, the number one song... ' '... on the music chart which the entire nation is singing.'" ""I'm not love."" "Have patience." "We're almost there." "Two minutes." ""I'm not love."" "I'm stopping right here." "Please." "Wait, let me do something." "Don't worry." "Wait." "I'm doing something." "Wait." "'This is All India Radio." "'News from Shikha Sarasvat.'" "'Legendary hockey player Dhyanchand just passed away in New Delhi.'" "'He was 74 years old.'" "Wait a moment." "Wait." "'Ms." "Indira Gandhi decided to contest from... ' '... two constituencies in the forthcoming... 'lt was me who born on that day.'" "Thirty years ago." "In the backseat of a white Ambassador." "Model 1979." "'Today, I drive an expensive car." "Latest model.'" "'I live in a plush mansion.'" "'My voice has made me popular if not my face.'" "'Vivan, I come from a small town... ' '... and I can't adjust in the big city.'" "'I just feel like going back home.'" "Pal, don't even think about it." "I also come from a small town." "All are your friends in this big city." "You just need to change your point of view." "You'll emerge as the winner for sure." "'Hi, Vivan." "My parents are very interfering.'" "'They question me about everything.'" "'They don't understand me at all.'" "'I hate my parents, pal.'" "I can tell you a thing or two about parents' love." "I lost my parents when I was 14." "Hey, Vivan, what's the meaning of true love, man?" "True love is all about carrying it till the end." "Believe in love." "You must be thinking that I'm so lucky." "But I'm not that lucky because I'm getting divorced today." "The first chapter of my complicated life had already begun." "The clock at the court struck 12." "My face was already looking gloomy." "I had lost my confidence long before that and it was clear from my body language." "Pooja Talwar, have you got anything to say about this divorce?" "Your Honour, he is not so bad." "In fact, he's a good friend, but something is..." "Our ego clashes are getting worse and worse." "We start fighting over petty things." "I..." "I think we're better off as friends." "We can't think on the same level." "You?" "What about you?" "To be frank, Your Honour." "It's Pooja who wants divorce, not me." "Divorce granted." ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" "The judge didn't bang his gavel on the table, but on my heart." "And suddenly my mind turned into a blaring radio whose frequencies had gone haywire." "I'd tune into a station playing love songs but all I could hear was songs full of hatred." "After the songs, jingles of negativity and frustration would take over." "Ego hassles." "Compatibility." "This relationship terminology was too much to take for my middle class upbringing." "Gradually, I forgot how to spell confidence and soon it became confusion." ""Radio."" ""Radio."" "Your spare keys." "This is my Lord Ganesha." "Let Him live in an AC car worth Rs.2.5 million." "My Lord Ganesha doesn't need your AC." "Anyway, no one's going to be with..." "With me?" "What are you talking about?" "Whatever." "I don't want to fight with you on this great day." "So, bye." ""Son-in-law."" ""Son-in-law has come to my place."" ""He's looking at everything curiously."" ""Everyone loves son-in-law."" ""Son-in-law has come to my place."" "Divorce and son-in-law are as different as bitter-gourd and sugarcane." "Even the world's craziest person would think twice before becoming someone's son-in-law after getting divorced." "Because it doesn't take much time for marriage to turn bitter." "But some people never even gave me freedom to think about it." "My story is a bit weird." "As weird as this family who is hell-bent on making me their son-in-law." "Her mother is Parsi." "On a scale of ten for insanity, I'll give her seven." "Her father is Punjabi." "I'll give him Nine." "And she is their genetic cocktail." "Shanaya." "If I have my way, I'll give her 100 out of 10." "And believe me, this won't be enough for her." "It's a long story which begins on the night when Pooja divorced me." "And I was already two pegs down." "I met this crazy girl when I reached my house." ""Have hap... happy marriage anniversary."" ""May good luck galore."" ""Chime down on your door."" ""Have hap... happy anniversary."" "Do you know Pooja Talwar?" "She has sent this." "Happy anniversary." ""Have hap... happy marriage anniversary."" ""May good luck galore."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget the sadness, live the life to the fullest."" "What insolence is this, baby?" "It is 12 in the night." "Who's being insolent?" "You or me?" "You're sending me flowers and cards for happy marriage anniversary on the day we got divorced." "Give this to me." "Look here." "This has your name, right?" "Give it to me." "Ouch." " Oh, I'm sorry." "Pricked by the thorn?" "Wait, I'll go get band-aid." "I don't want your band-aid." "I don't want your flowers." "I don't want anything from you." ""Radio."" "Don't give yourself too much importance." "I haven't sent these flowers for you." "I have sent it for the Bhatnagars who live on a floor below us." "And you." "Can't you guys deliver the flowers at the right address?" "I'm really sorry, ma'am." "I had reached the right address, but..." "Right address?" "What's written here?" "What is it?" "6th floor." "But where did you go?" "7th floor." ""Radio."" " I..." "So, these flowers weren't for me?" "No." "These weren't for you." "Yes." "I had sent a thorn though." ""Radio of the mind."" "Maybe you got that." "Goodnight." ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget your sorrows, live life to the fullest."" ""Tune into some new station."" ""Full on attitude, be on the roll."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget the sorrows, live the life to the fullest."" "Listen, please don't cry." "It's okay." "I don't want to keep anything with me that belongs to her." "These tears." "They belong to her." "Let them flow." "And you!" "You also get the hell out of here." "Stupid clown." ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget your sorrows, live the life to the fullest."" ""Tune into some new station."" ""Full on attitude, be on the roll."" ""Heartbroken." "What went wrong?"" ""Let the bygones be bygones."" ""Sing the forgotten melodies, then forget."" ""Change the rhythm, let it sway you."" ""Full on attitude, be on the roll."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget your sorrows, live the life to the fullest."" ""Tune into some new station."" ""Full on attitude, be on the roll."" ""Heartbroken." "What went wrong?"" ""Let bygones be bygones."" ""Sing the forgotten melodies, then forget."" ""Change the rhythm, let it sway you."" ""Stop crying over spilt milk."" ""Stop crying."" ""Sing with your heart out, even if it's a bad for you."" ""Let the pain become your medicine."" ""This is what life's all about."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Let the radio play."" ""Forget your sorrows, live the life to the fullest."" "'Hi, this is 98.3 FM Radio Mirchi." "It's hot." "Hi, I'm yours, only yours and only and only yours." "Vivan Shah." "There you go." "Today's first caller." "Yes, your name please?" "Fool." "Your parents have chosen a lovely name for you." "Idiot." "Good surname to go with it." "So Ms. Fool Idiot, would you like say something?" "You called me a clown last night when I tried to help you." "Just remember, my sandals have a six-inch heel, if I ever see you." "I'll convey your lovely message." "Text your address at 569656." "Your name, space, message space address." "Don't forget to send me the picture of your six-inch heel in the rest of the space." "Make sure that the picture shouldn't exceed two megapixels." "Coming your way is the new song." ""Radio."" ""Oh, my radio."" ""Oh, my radio."" ""Life's just a radio."" ""It makes you hear to different tunes."" "A girl was ready to drop you home at midnight." "But you're a fool." "You should be smacked." "You could've utilized this opportunity." "Will she do?" " No, thanks." "Oh, come on, pal." "No ways." " You're weird." "Look, Peps, I don't want any relationship." "I want to be alone." "No marriage." "No relationship." ""Oh, my radio."" ""Oh, my radio."" ""Oh, my radio."" ""Love's a wrestling ground."" ""Love's wrestling."" ""It makes you happy, it makes you sad."" ""You get sentimental, you get mad."" "Is it nice?" "Water!" "I swear, ma'am." "I didn't put a drop of chilli in it." "Please believe me." " Lies." "Lies." "There are no droplets of chilli, but granules." "Shanaya, say sorry to him." "I won't say sorry." "In that case, I'll have to fire you." "Ma'am, I..." " Just see, sir." "It's okay if she doesn't want to apologise now." "I'll come tomorrow." " No." "No." "I don't have any problem." " No." "I'm not in a hurry." "She'll apologise today." "I won't apologise even tomorrow." "Day after tomorrow?" " Never." "Ma'am, you can't fire me." "I'll fire you instead." "Okay?" "Are you satisfied?" " You?" " Happy?" "Someone stop her." "'Soon the good Vivan started fighting with evil Vivan.'" "'Vivan, you had that poor girl fired.'" "'You must atone for this sin.'" "'So, I got her address from the mean aunt.'" "'And it was my biggest mistake.'" ""We're God's favourite children."" ""A bit crazy."" ""Then what can?"" ""What can go wrong then?"" "Vivan!" "Save me, Vivan!" "Tell everyone that you're my love!" "Tell everyone that you won't let this marriage take place." ""Life's a radio."" ""It makes you hear to different tunes."" "Her father's Deputy Commissioner of Police, South Mumbai." "What do you think of yourself?" "Stay away from that girl." "Vivan!" "Hi!" "We are quits." "We're one all." "Vivan, I've come to say sorry." "I forgive you completely." "Prove that you've forgiven me." "Are you crazy?" "I'm right, Vivan." "I've spent a night in the lock-up." "I'm so sorry, Vivan." "Actually, I wanted to save someone's life." "What?" "Shanaya." " Cyrus." "Shanaya, call off this marriage." "Do you love someone else?" "All the best." "Who are you trying to fool?" "No, Vivan, I swear." "I really felt bad when they took you to the jail." "Please forgive me." "Please." "'Often, a good friendship starts with a good argument.'" "'Like me and Shanaya.'" "'We had already finished our share of arguments.'" "'Lt was time now for friendship.'" "It was better to relieve myself of your sorrows." "And, it's time now for our next caller." "Yes." "Hi Vivan, I'm really upset." "My boyfriend, you know..." "I caught him red-handed." "He was checking out adult sites." "It was better to relieve myself of your sorrows." "But, I've changed my mind about setting myself free." "So, Rahul would like to say something to us." "Go ahead, Rahul." "My girlfriend is very suspicious." "She doesn't give me any space." "I was chatting with a girl on Facebook." "She made such a big issue out of it." "So, Rahul why don't you tell your girlfriend, that she should start chatting with a boy on Facebook." "This way, you'll get your space and, she'll find a new friend." "What is Facebook?" "'Shanaya was cool.'" "'She would give me my space.'" "'She knew about my divorce but, she never asked about Pooja even once.'" "'But there was a small problem.'" "'She was a Facebook addict.'" "Sister, you're in love." "With him?" "What did you see in him?" "I know he's so different." "But... well, he's so simple, you know." "Basic, and there's this vulnerability." "There's something about him." "And, there's this strong chemistry." "And, I just..." "I don't know, I just can't control it." "It just happened." "It happened." "You know, it happens when..." "Why are you always on the Facebook?" "Because, I'm cool and I'm hip." "Hey, shall I open an account for you?" " No." "You'll find girls there to flirt around with." "I don't want it." "I'm very happy being single, and I'm very serious." "Does he know that you love him?" " He does know." "Every guy can sense it." "But, he's too scared because of his past experiences." "I mean, he's just so scared of relationships." "You're just so scared." "Scared of relationships." " Yes, I am." "He will never accept that he can fall in love with anyone else again." "But, one day he will say." "Seem lost, seem found." "Seem defeated." "Seem distressed." "Seem happy." "I feel forlorn." "I can't forsake you?" "But, I can't live without you." "I can't forget you ever." "'I must say, I was settling down in life again.'" "'Thanks to my friend, Shanaya.'" "'Every radio show has its highs and lows.'" "'When, my rating of my show started falling she encouraged me.'" "'She said, on the show I sound like someone who doesn't have anymore romance in his life.'" "'And, when I decided that, I will introduce a fake love story on my show.'" "'She agreed to be my Co-RJ, and took me to the temple.'" "'To pray.'" "I can't forsake you?" "But, I can't live without you." "I can't forget you ever." "Pooja." "Pooja's call." "After four months." "It must be an emergency." "'Pooja, is a very good choreographer by profession.'" "'Her favourite star..." "'She was emotionally feeling down.'" "'Strange, isn't it?" "'" "'But, that's how Pooja is.'" "'Very unpredictable.'" "Don't cry." "Coffee?" " I'll make the coffee." "But, you won't cry." "No crying." "Promise." "I wasn't disloyal, nor were you." "Then, why did we have so many grievances?" "On this journey..." "How did we drift so apart?" "I'm sorry." " No, I'm sorry." "'Shanaya said yes.'" "'And the next day, we started this show with a false love story.'" "'We called this show, 'Mystery Girl'.'" "This is 98.3 Radio Mirchi, it's hot." "Hi, this is yours and only yours..." " And just yours..." "Vivan Shah." "And, let's inaugurate our new song." "Yes, Mr. Mehra generally we take an advance of 50% but in your case..." "Hey, Shanaya congratulations girl." " Thank you." "You were fantastic, super." "Welcome to the family." " Thank you." "Hello, everyone." "Great news, everyone." "We just broke our old record." "Seven months ago, the show on which we first aired the song had a record of 72 callers." "And today, our record is 114 calls." " Oh, yes." "'And, this way Shanaya became my Mystery Girl who loves, famous RJ Vivan Shah.'" "Tell me, your friend said you feel something for me." "Right, I feel something when I hear your voice." "What do you feel?" "Do you feel pain?" " Yes, I do." "A sweet one." "No, actually, it feels like Krackjack." "Sweet and salty. 50-50, you know." "Slowly, our ratings increased." "Just like our friendship." "Bye." " Bye." "You're lying." "You are Shanaya's boyfriend." "Why would I lie to you about such a thing?" "Because you're scared of me." "Then, you can think whatever you want." "I want to hear you say it." "But, I'm not your daughter's boyfriend." "Shanaya." "Fine." "If you aren't Shanaya's boyfriend, then it shouldn't make a difference to you, because starting from tomorrow Shanaya is under house-arrest." "You're a fool, Vivan." "They are not getting you married to her." "Say that you're her boyfriend." "Look, there's no clause about doing social-service in my contract." "This isn't my problem." "Hey, shut up." "You, shut up." "I'll call you back, Pooja." "No, no don't fool around with me, man." "Do you know, this show is worth 80 million a week?" "That's 320 million a month." "I'm doomed, man." "And, if I am... you all are." "Should I toss a coin?" "No, I mean if you're confused then, lets toss a coin and decide." "Decisions of love are not made by tossing coins, sir." "I mean..." "Daddy." "Wow." "What a dialogue, my man." "Radio people earn by speaking such dialogues." "At least now I know, my daughter won't starve with you." "You've made me so happy." "Do you have a backache?" "No, I mean if it isn't too much of a trouble in bending down you can take daddy's blessings." "That's the best way to win over Shanaya's mummy." "You've made me so happy." "You've made me so happy." "'And, this way to save 80 million of my channel I became this family's official son-in-law.'" "Son-in-law has arrived home." "Son-in-law is dear to all." "At times I think..." "life's playing a bad joke." "My life's in dilemma." "My life's in dilemma." "So, friends the world can change, and so will the time." "But, those in-laws will never change who think, their son-in-laws are just dustbins." "And, now its time for our super-hit show 'Bahut Confusion Hain', by Jhandu Lal Tyagi." ""Jhandu Lal Tyagi."" "Hello, Honey Trehan Film Institute." "Do you teach how to make films?" " Yes, of course." "I want to make a film." " Okay." "An award wining one." " Yes, sir." "Based on dogs." " On dogs?" "Yes." "Based on dogs." "So, will you train me for it?" "Sir, I do understand that but, what type of training do you want?" "My problem is that who will teach the dogs to act." "Then, why don't you talk to a dog trainer." "No, not a train, I want to make a film on dogs." "I'm talking about training, sir." "Then, you can do that, I'm not stopping you." "Please, I..." " Why are you saying, please?" "I never stopped you." "Sir, what do you want?" "Actually, there are 30-40 dogs in a scene." " Yes." "It's a very emotional scene." " Yes." "The violin is playing at the back." " Yes." "Will you just keep saying yes, or give a solution to my problem?" "We don't have one." "Better find a dog trainer." "Where can I find one?" " Sir, give an advertisement." "What?" " Advertisement." "Do you get it?" "Dogs can't read advertisement." " Why you..." "Disconnect the call." ""Jhandu Lal Tyagi."" "'Bahut Confusion Hain' (There's a lot of confusion)." "You show what you've done." "Five... six... five, six..." "I forgot to call you." "It's a new show." "I was dealing with an emergency." "Emergencies don't happen just in your life." "So, I said sorry." "And, let me tell you one thing." "That new show of yours', is utter crap." "My show is crap." "You don't like my show, you don't like my songs." "You don't like any..." "Who is that girl?" "That mystery girl in your show." "It's someone." " Someone?" "I mean..." "Do you love her?" " No ways, what are you saying?" "Then, will you come with me for Sunday brunch to Sparty's house." "She's having a party." "And, please misunderstand." "It's just that, I don't want to go alone." "Listen, will there be beautiful girls around?" " Yes, there will." "But, it's useless." "Because, everyone knows what a big idiot you are." "Why are you so nervous?" "Bye." "Brother-in-law." "All the best." "'I had plans to go with Pooja for Sunday brunch.'" "'But, Shanaya's crazy family was sending me on a forced date.'" "The sky filled with our friendship." "Where is it?" "You play well." " Thank you." "Actually, you know what I've lent my voice for many recordings." "Fantastic." "Alu Mash, Clown and Pack up Poker list." "Superb." " Yes, but Vivan you sing very well." "'Darling, what do you call a person who tries to sail in two boats together.'" "'Ldiot." "Fool.'" "'I don't understand what is wrong with you." "'You're such a successful RJ.'" "'You're doing so well for yourself.'" "'Please, stop dreaming about music.'" "'Lt won't get you anywhere.'" "It won't get me anywhere in life." " God." "Why are you so negative about life?" "What's wrong with you?" "So negative all the time." "Negative." "What has life given me?" "What did life give me, when I settled down with my love?" "A red stamp from the court on the divorce papers." "Vivan, life has also given you music." "'Shanaya said life is beautiful.'" "'Look at life from a different viewpoint.'" "'She was right.'" "'There was some bitterness still left in me.'" "'Ls this you?" "'" "'And, then I spit it out.'" "Can I come along with you to that party?" "Please." "Please." "'Please, Pooja think about it once again.'" "'I know our thoughts don't match... but divorce is not the solution.'" "'I'll work towards it.'" "'I'll make everything right.'" "'Nothing will be right, Vivan.'" "'We've tried.'" "'We've tried everything.'" "'We were better off as friends.'" "'There's zero compatibility between us why don't you understand?" "'" "'And, please... if you love me, let me go.'" "Pooja." " Yes." "Can I bring along a friend of mine to the party?" "Who is she?" " She's the mystery girl." "Your love story." "You think I can fall in love with that silly girl?" "No ways." " Are you sure?" "Yes." " Fine, ask her to sit at the back." "She's sitting on my seat." "Sure." "Vivan." "I'm sorry." "I ruined everything, isn't it?" "What did you ruin?" " Nothing." "'On our trip, Pooja completely ignored Shanaya.'" "'Lt was a small trip, but it was a huge step for me.'" "'Because, during the trip I decided..." "'Pooja ignored Shanaya in the party as well.'" "'Lt was my first recording.'" "'Shanaya said she would upload my song on the internet post recording.'" "'I insisted on her to singing with me.'" ""A sky filled with our friendship."" ""A sky filled with our friendship."" ""Where is it?"" ""The diminishing distances between us..."" ""Every moment..."" ""A sky filled with our friendship."" ""Where is it?"" ""A sky filled with our friendship."" ""A sky filled with our friendship."" ""Where is it?"" ""The diminishing distances between us..."" ""Every moment."" ""So beautiful is..." ""A ruse it was, to make us meet."" ""Distances between us were an excuse."" ""My journey from here..."" ""I don't know where it leads to."" ""A sky filled with our friendship."" ""Where is it?"" "Friends, a friend of mine has said that life's beautiful." "Love life." "Love friends." "Love your dreams." "Love your dear ones, but never be confused." "Now that we're talking about confusion is being talked about..." ""..." "Bahut Confusion Hain" (Utter confusion)." "'Jhandu Lal Tyagi.'" "'Hello.'" " You have a mobile agency, right?" "'Yes.'" " I want to purchase a mobile phone." "The latest one." " What would the range be, sir?" "Range?" "The Satpura mountain range..." "No, no." "Not that range, sir." "Okay." "You mean cooking range." "No." "How much are you willing to pay, sir?" "Rs.5000, Rs.10,000?" "Rs.10,000." " There's a phone with 3.2 mega pixel camera video-audio recording." "There's a tracker too just in case the phone gets stolen." "No, I don't want a stolen phone." "It's not a stolen one, sir." "In case your phone gets stolen the software helps trace it back to you." "The thief returns it?" "No, I want a brand new piece." "A new packaged piece." " Come to the shop, sir." "Okay." "What other features does it have?" "It supports Java too." "I have heard the song." ""Marjava, Mitjava. (sacrifice)"" "It's a good song." " Sir..." "Tell me does the mobile have microwave?" " You idiot." "Hang up!" ""Bahut Confusion Hain."" "'Jhandu Lal.'" "Too much." " 'Tyagi.'" "Come on..." "It's working." "Its working, Brother-in-law." "It's working." "Gone." " It went off, Brother-in-law." "Is it working?" " It's worse now." "It's worse now!" " It's working." "Its working, Brother-in-law." "It's working." "Gone." "Gone." "It went off again." "Is it working?" "Tell me clearly if it is coming or not!" "Brother-in-law, it's not working!" "It's not working, Brother-in-law." "Replace this." "I'll pay." "Brother-in-law, Lassi (sweetened curd)." ""Son-in-law..."" "Be careful." "Be careful." "What's this?" " Paranjabi Lassi." "Paranjbi." " Paranjabi." "My mother's a Parseei and father's a Punjabi." "It's a fusion which will dumbfound you." "'I was anyway was dumbfounded.'" "'But this family was had something... ' '... which was bringing out the best in me.'" "Gradually, I got closer to this crazy family." "'And I would get furious at the channel bosses... ' '... who treated Shanaya as a mere commodity.'" "The first week." "Who's this mystery girl?" "The second week." "This mystery girl is..." "The third week." "We run a campaign all over the city." "And the fourth week..." "Shanaya becomes a celebrity." "What if Shanaya's identity is revealed?" "What will she do?" "What?" "Shanaya will be a celebrity." "She's as popular as you." "We are playing a charade." "But who'll believe that it's just a charade?" "Who'll marry her?" " Oh, come on." "Which era is he talking about?" "Vivan, do you have any idea?" "These days, men queue up to marry a celebrity girl." "We we will get her married." "Have you rehearsed all the lines?" " Yes." "Okay, I got have to go." "But just take care of these..." "Hi." " Thank you." "Hi." " I've heard you've become a big star?" "Are you happy, or..." "Shanaya, you aren't my competition." "Please." "Can you hear me?" "Okay." "Done." "Do you see, at the back there?" "They are wolves." "They just worship one thing." "Money." "They'll make you dance to their tunes." "Anywhere they want to." "You'll feel as if you've conquered the world." "Then they'll abandon you." "You won't have any inkling what has hit you." "May I straighten your collar?" " We aren't on TV, okay?" "Do you understand what I am saying?" "What?" " I made no mistake understanding you." "Okay, everybody." "The countdown begins now." "This is 98.3FM Radio Mirchi." "It's hot." "And I'm yours and only yours Vivan." "Vivan Shah." "And I'm Shanaya Dhingra." "'Gradually, our stupid fake show had become a craze.'" "Romance, chemistry, compatibility." "I'm better off being single." "'Mumbai, Delhi, Baengaluru.'" "'As if the entire country was party to our fake love story.'" "Vivan, what's your relationship status?" "It's complicated." "'And not only has this show broken the radio records... ' '... but it's on the verge of making a new record... ' '... which nobody had even thought about.'" "'A radio show would be telecasted... ' '..." "live on the television for the first time." "'Yes, for the very first time.'" "'There was nothing great about the show.'" "'But still, people were lovingloved it.'" "'The radio show... '" "Finally, finally, something's happening." "Way to go." " Yes." "Shanaya says, "Thank God."" ""If I hadn't called you up on the show..."" ""...we would never have met."" "You know..." " This is more..." "And Vivan says..." " How's it going, guys?" "All set?" " All set." "Perfect." "Great." "And Vivan says..." ""My life would have been incomplete if we hadn't met."" ""I love you, Shanaya."" "That would be an acceptance of my love towards her." "Bingo!" "You got it, my boy!" "We get paid 80 million precisely for that." "I want no such lines." "I don't love her." "I won't say any such thing on the television." "Vivan, listen." "Come back." "Listen to me!" "Vivan!" ""Sweetheart is what my..."" ""...heart craves for."" ""My heart craves for."" "'Ladies and gentlemen.'" "'We present to you our most popular RJ.'" "'Vivan Shah and the mystery girl.'" "Vivan, who's the mystery girl?" "Show us her face at least." "Will there be a 'Swayamvar' (groom choosing ceremony) today?" "I hope she isn't your ex-wife wearing the mask, Vivan." "Do you love her, Vivan?" "Everyone says it's a staged show." "What do you say, Vivan?" ""I felt really happy meeting you."'" "'Lt's a pleasure knowing you.'" "Pooja, what's wrong?" "Hey, what happened?" "Come on, Pooja." "You're a strong girl." "I'm sure you'll find someone better than Vivan one day." "I don't want someone better than Vivan." "I want Vivan." "Priya, I ruined everything." "I really messed it up." "No, dear." "Why isn't he speaking?" "Should I prompt him?" " No." "He'll do it." "Okay." "Vivan, I know you can hear me." "Speak your lines, Vivan." "Say your lines." "'Can you hear me, Vivan?" "'" "'I'll say the lines if you don't remember them.'" "'You can follow me, okay?" "'" "'Do you hear me?" "' - "Embellishment remains incomplete."" ""Embellishment remains incomplete."" ""Till the beloved sees you."" "Yes!" "Uncle, Aunt, come quickly!" "What happened?" "Why are you shouting?" "What happened?" "Why are you shouting?" " Look." " What's this..." "Yes!" " Shanaya?" "Why is she crying?" "Can't even identify tears of happiness, can you?" "'Vivan, please." "Come on.'" "'This show will be a flop.'" "Please, please." "Speak up!" "I can't say these lines, Shanaya." "I've lost the one I loved." "Now, I feel nothing for anyone." "I can't recite these lines even for the show." "I'm sorry for putting you in a soup." "Shanaya, darling." "Recite the lines, baby." "Come on." "Say that you love him." "'Say you love him.'" "Say it." "Come on." "Come on, say it, Shanaya." "Say it." "Yes, life's beautiful." "But life's incomplete without love." "Go ahead with your lines, Shanaya." "Go ahead." "And I'll bring love in your life." "Again." "Yes!" "I love you." "I love her." "She's a star." "She's a star." "What's happening?" "Tell us." "Please, tell us something." "Answer our questions, sir." "'The 80 million game was over.'" "'But the mirror this game showed us was opaque.'" "'The next day, Shanaya invited Pooja and me... ' '... to a restaurant to celebrate the success of the show.'" "'Pooja didn't want to go.'" "'But Shanaya was adamant.'" "Which other shows do you like?" "All those that are aired on the radio." "Every one of them." "I love them all." "Do you like our theme music?" " I like it a lot." "Thank you, sir." "Ma'am, please." "I love that line of yours." ""Life is beautiful, but not without love."" "Thank you so much." "Pooja, look at her, she's become a star." "What's your name?" " Arpita." "Thank you." " Keep listening to the show." " Yes." "Yes, stay tuned." "Vivan, come sit here." " Why?" "Stupid, your clothes match with hers." "Just come here." " Very funny." "My clothes don't match with that woman's." "Should I go sit there?" " No." "Here." "Okay, okay." " Just come here." "Okay." "Yes." "Fine." "Shall we order if you both are done with this radio show of yours?" "Okay." "So, tell me Pooja." "What do you miss the most that you had with Vivan earlier and it's lacking now?" "The tiffs." " What?" "Really?" "What are you doing to my purse?" "Tiffs?" "How about one now?" "What are you getting me into?" "She's a very dangerous girl." "How about a good sumptuous tiff, Pooja?" "I want to see it." "Come on." "It'll prove costly." " Doesn't matter." "Hey..." "'Like always, Pooja displayed her unpredictable behaviour.'" "What are you doing?" "I would break the crockery when we would fightfought." "This way!" " Pooja..." "'But what surprised me was that... ' '..." "Shanaya me and I Shanaya were absolutely out of character that night.'" "That's what I am asking her?" "What's wrong?" "'We were behaving like kids.'" "Bring some more." "I'll pay." "It's fun to break plates." "Eat some, break some." "Yes!" " It goes for you all too." " Come on!" "Break as many plates as you wish." "I'll foot the damages." "But sir... - 'I'd heard in my childhood that breakingage of a glass brings good luck.'" "Keep breaking them." " Here I go." ""Lovely!" "Just do it."" " What are you doing?" "Keep at it." "Break them." "It's fun to break plates." "Keep at it." " Don't break the plates." "Very good." "Keep at it." "Break some more." "Break some more." "Life is beautiful." "Oh, wow." "Hang on." "Hang on." "I've to make a good happy announcement to you all." "Friends, the first song of Shanaya and your album is about to be recorded." ""Whenever you smiled I felt..." ""...that there's a purpose to life."" ""Yes, there's a purpose to life."" ""Why does the heart harbour sadness?"" ""It loves unconditionally, but suffers each moment."" ""Yes, the wretched one thing doesn't accept..."" "Sleeping?" " It's 3am, Pooja." "Oops." "I completely forgot that." "You dream about good things at 3am." "Who are you dreaming about?" "Are you drunk?" " No." "I'm not drunk." "I'm not drunk." "I'm not drunk." "You know, Vivan, I went to a party." "Everyone was talking about you." "About how successful your show is." "About how good the chemistry between Shanaya and you is." "Everybody was saying you guys are good together." "Like a couple." "Nice couple." "Pooja, we will talk tomorrow morning." " Tell me one thing." "You say that you are like friends." "Are you like 'just buddies' or "'physically intimate buddies?"'" "Hi!" " Vivan." "I'm really sorry." "Whatever happened last night..." "It's ok, Pooja." "I..." "I..." "I don't know what I was saying..." "It's..." "I..." "I didn't mean it that way." "You have said sorry." "It's okay with me." "But yes, don't talk about all this in front of Shanaya." "The situation will become very awkward." "I was drunk last night, Vivan." "I promise it'll never happen again." " Cool." "Brother-in-law, it's gone." "Is it coming?" "Oh!" "It's gone again." "Brother-in-law, it's gone again." "Son-in-law." " Is it coming?" " Is it coming, papa?" "It comes, it goes..." "Can't you see?" "Will you say it from here or will you go there and ask him to turn it a bit?" "Is it coming?" " Brother-in-law, it's better." "Turn it a bit more." "Papa." " Now?" " Now?" "Papa." "Papa." "Papa." "You are giving me a headache." "We are getting Pakistani channels, but not ours." "What a transistor!" " Papa, it's not my job." "This is not my job." "I am an RJ." "I'm not a dish antenna mechanic." "I am trying." " Leave the plate hold the spoon." "Hold the spoon." "Explain it to him." " That tall stand, brother-in-law." "That one." " What tall stand!" "Forget it!" "Yes, brother-in-law." "One more try." "Please one more try." "Brother-in-law, for me." "One last try." "Please." "Papa, give me one." "You gave me just one." " If you eat all the peas what will we make curry with?" "Here." "It's done?" "What done!" "We need to peel them all." "When we cook them they will become this small..." "Have meals with us." "She cooks very well." "And for you I won't even use chilies today." "Yes." " Vivan has a meeting in a music company." "People say..." "Your daughter has become a star." "And I reply..." "Not just my daughter but our would-be son-in-law is a superstar." "Why are annoying him, father?" "Look, the women of this house have got one big problem." "They won't let others talk." "You don't worry, papa." "You are a policeman." "We will get even with the women of this house." "We will definitely..." "What happened?" "Tell me what happened." "Dad, a caterpillar." "Finally someone's able to scare you." "Papa, was there a lion in the pea?" "'So that was this Parsi-Punjabi family's matinee show.'" "'Night show won't be so much fun... ' '... as DCP sir would be on duty.'" "'Lt's not as much fun if even one crazy member's missing.'" "I shouldn't be telling you my family secrets." "What if my father had got a heart attack!" "And where did this meeting crop up from?" "Vivan, we shall stop this game now." "Why?" "I am enjoying it." "But it's your life." "If we play more the hurt will be more, right?" "On 24th the video will be shot." "Shall we make Pooja choreograph it?" "Yes, she's very good." "Ok, shall we go to dinner tomorrow night, the three of us?" "There we will discuss how to shoot this song." "Ok, done." "She's a strange girl." "I don't care if she doesn't come." "Pooja, let's order." "I'm very hungry." "Excuse me!" " Yes, sir." "Please send someone." " Sure, sir." "She's not coming." " Why?" "Don't know." "Maybe she told her family about it." " What?" "That all this between her and me..." "That all this was a game." "Excuse me, ma'am!" "May I help you?" "What would you have?" " Anything." "One... - 'I was very upset." "But my defense mechanism... ' '... was making me do the opposite of what I was supposed to do.'" "'I was upset, but yet I was yet trying to crack a joke.'" "Anything else?" " Just get that." "Ok, ma'am." " Thanks." " You are welcome." "So?" " I can't believe you just said that." " I say." "Vivan, I miss your sense of humor." "'Ln spite of being together for six years we weren't close.'" "'Today we are not together, but we are sitting close here.'" ""I want someone..."" ""I want someone..."" ""as my companion for life."" ""I want someone..."" ""I have been alone for too long."" ""I am stopped with tiredness."" ""My loneliness is saying..." "I want someone."" "'A lot happened during this video shoot.'" "'Shanaya found some new excuses... ' '... for not taking me to her home.'" "'Pooja and I became friends again.'" "'And Shayana made Pooja's home her new address.'" "O God!" "It's so hot." " 'She tried everything possible... ' '... to come close to Pooja.'" "Wow!" "Such a nice house." "Yes, there are some benefits of divorce." "Or else this house wouldn't have been so clean." "I'm gonna tell Vivan." "Ok, where is the mirror?" " There." "Inside." "Inside?" " Left." " Wow!" "I love your house." "I like this, but isn't it one size too big?" " I told you." "I don't know." "I like the color though." " Hey, coffee.?" "Yes, please." "Shall I make it?" " Ok, make it." "Nice." "Thank you." "Coffee." ""It was better if I had got rid of your pain."" ""But I didn't change only the views changed."" "Vivan has changed so much." "Negative?" "Positive?" " Oh definitely positive." "Positive." "Earlier when he used to talk it was as if he was spitting venom." "Then marryiage him again." "It will be great fun." "Go and make coffee." "Go." "Go." ""Can't twist and turn."" ""I can't forget you."" "What happened?" "Peps, I was thinking..." " What were you thinking?" "That why don't you ever behave like a man?" "Why?" "What's wrong with me?" "Have I ever asked you to behave like a girl?" "Vivan." "This is the 12th round that we can hear from this building." "And in reply the policemen have also fired." "Let me tell you one more time that you are watching the exclusive pictures of a live shootout only on TV81." "Up or down?" "Tell Palekar..." " Right now we don't know if they are normal ordinary gangsters or dangerous terrorists." "But whoever they are they have got lots of explosives..." "Firing's going on from both sides." "Close the door." "We shall go a bit closer and see what's going on." "See her." "See her." " Sir, this TV girl will die today." "Patil." "Patil." "Stop her." "If she gets so close she will get a bullet." "Stop her." "And as you can see..." " Hey!" "Come back." "Come back." "Do Yyou want to die?" "Come back." "All of them want breaking news." "They will get breaking news once they break their necks breaks." "So..." "Have we made some mistake?" "Have we made some mistake?" " No." "Is the food bad at our home?" " No." "What?" " I mean it's good." "We have been barred from going inside." "Our exclusive coverage..." " So our superstar son-in-law has become so busy that he doesn't come even when we call him." "...you mustn't have seen a police encounter from so close." "He's gone." "Patil." "Patil." "Patil." "Didn't Shanaya didn't tell you anything?" " Patil, come in." "Patil, come in." "Come in, Patil." "Pa..." "Oh!" "It's been two hours." "They have just gone overboard." "Come on." "Sir, who are they?" " Move aside." "Sir," " Move." " Sir." "Please, sir." "Sir." "PCP..." " Shanaya." "She is in the show, Vivan." " Hi, Peps." "Please get me to talk to Shanaya." "Play any song." " Cross-firing is going on." "It's my life and death." " Song break is five minutes away." "But buddy, you sound like you are in love with her." "See this." "One more gangster is shot." "Love?" "No." " Accept it if you want to or else don't accept it." "You are my shrink." "You know everything." "Will you let me talk to her now or..." " Ok, fine." "Relax." "I'll put your call through." "But don't tell your name." "I'll lose my job." "Firing has resumed begun again..." " Hello, you have reached 98.3 FM." "I am Shanaya." "What shall I call you?" "You can call me anything." "I have a problem." "Look, I know a girl and her family thinks I am their would-be son-in-law." "But the truth is that there is nothing of that sort between that girl and me." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Yes." "Yes." " So that girl said that she will talk to her family." "But she didn't." "Why must would she have done such a thing?" "May be that girl got a bit scared." " Got scared?" "But I want to tell her not to get scared." "I am with her." "Thank you." "I mean thank you on that girl's behalf." "And today I am going to her house." "Why should that girl alone be stuck in this problem alone?" "You shouldn't go there." " I will go there." "You are making a very big mistake." "That's wrong pronunciation." "And I am not making a mistake." "I will go there." "Thanks for talking to me." "Bye." "Hello!" "Hello!" " Take him away." "We are preparing 'Kadi' (a curry) at home today." "Will you come?" " Take him inside." "Take him inside." "He ruined my shirt." "Take him along." "He is..." " I will definitely come." " Pick him up." "And tell mummy that she can use as many as chilies as she wishes to." "I am not scared of chilies." "Come on, brother-in-law." "You can do it." "Come on, boy." "Come on." " Finish it, son." " Come on, buddy." "Where are you going, Soni?" "If your Vivan cries, will we wipe his tears?" "Water?" " Great, you transistor." "Take." " No water." "Take it away." "'I took a firm decision, but still I couldn't gather courage... ' '... to tell Shanaya's family about it.'" "Shanaya, with your family I feel like I got a family, you know..." "What is a family?" "I never knew that." "Listen..." "Whomever you will marry, tell them that he will get only you." "Your family is already booked." "Pooja, do you like this?" "Nice, but I think it will merge with other colors." "Try this one." "This looks nice." "Shanaya, let's make a deal." "Your family..." "Pooja, isn't this a bit tight here?" " Just give it a try." "No, I want to go find something else." "Let's go find something please." " Ok, then." "Ok..." " I got it." "A great idea for the last song of the new album." "A family which warmth, love..." "A family that I never had." "How is it?" "Rotten." "Why?" " We are targeting youth, not the old." "But..." " No." " Just one song..." "No." "No." "No." "You know what, actually..." "Enough." "I am tired." "I don't want to do another album." "After this one, no more please." "You will get another back-up vocalist." "Shanaya." "You're the one who said life is beautiful." "And now..." "Yes." "Of course, life is beautiful." "Sure." "And you know what, I am very hungry." "I am hungry." "I'm hungry." "Superstar?" "Superstar, Vivan?" " Give me." "This guy washes the dishes very well." "Not very well, but nicely." "This guy washes the dishes nicely." "Should we hire him to wash the dishes?" "I had one for five years." " Today's day." "Do you still remember it?" " Of course." "Mumbai was flooding." "Shanaya, do you know..." "Pooja and I had reached and the clerk of the court was missing." "Do you remember, the judge himself typed the papers?" "There were so many spelling mistakes." "Yes, man." "Shanaya, can you believe it..." "The judge missed out ARR from the word 'Marriage.'" "He made Mirage out of word Marriage." "No... don't do that." "No!" "Don't do that!" "Naughty." "Marriage has really become mirage." "I lost it and couldn't find it." "Today is your marriage anniversary, right?" "It is a good omen." " Yeah." "Break one more." " Hey, you guys... enough." "What?" "Jhandulal Tyagi." "Hello?" " Yes, madam." "Is this airplane booking?" "Yes." " Tell me one thing." "There's a place named Kasauli beyond Delhi." " Yes." "Where do you stay?" " I?" "Mumbai." "Mumbai is a very big city." "Isn't it?" " Yes." "It is a very big city." " Yes, it is." "Does the whole area lie in your district?" " What?" "Since how many years do you stay here?" "I was born here." " Why?" "Sorry?" " I mean there must be some hill stations around?" "Panchagani is a hill station." "I am asking you about Kasauli and you're talking about Panchagani." "Sir, but you asked me whether there were some..." "Yes, so how much money does one need to go to Kasauli?" "Sir, no flight goes to Kasauli." "Okay, how much money does one need to return from there?" "Sir, when the flight doesn't go there, how would it return?" "I am asking you the same question." "It is your job to book a ticket." "It is not my job." "Sir, one minute." "I'll check and let you know." "How can I give you cheque from the phone now?" "No..." "I'll find it out for you, sir." " Fine?" "Why fine me?" "What wrong have I done, madam?" "Sir, I'll search for you and tell you." " Search." "Is it a ladies scientist?" " What?" "Idiot." "Jhandulal Tyagi." "There's lot of confusion." "So friends, that was Jhandulal Tyagi for all of you and now let's move on to the contest." "The question of today's contest is..." "Why can't we deal with our personal life and professional life differently?" "'The show timings for Shanaya and me are different but we always try to have lunch together.'" "'Today, I couldn't find her.'" "'When I asked the office guys, they told me that Shanaya was on the terrace.'" "'When I reached there, I saw Shanaya crying.'" "'She saw me and was about to leave from there.'" "'When I asked the reason of her crying to the marketing guys they said Shanaya was a 'Selfish woman.'" "'And that was it." "I lost my cool.'" "Can't forget it." "I can't stay with you." "I can't forget you." "Sometimes close and sometimes apart." "I am like a loser." "Sometimes cheerful and sometimes sad." "I am just roaming about." "Beloved, you mean the world to me." "Shanaya wants to quit the show." "But she is a star RJ now." "How can we just let her go?" "'Negotiation, bribe, punishment, spying.'" "You know what I mean?" "She cannot go." "And those guys." "They were just doing their job, Vivan." "You misunderstood them." "Shanaya wasn't crying because somebody said something to her, but because she used to think we were one big family." "We are a family and Shanaya was leaving us." "Do you understand?" "Don't worry, Vivan." "We'll not let her go." "Whether she leaves or not..." "I don't care about it." "You love her, man." "Whether you care for her or not." "You love her, Vivan." "To hell with you." " Hey, come on, Vivan!" "Hi, I am yours and only yours..." "Vivan Shah!" "What's love?" "Love is..." "What happened to me." "But whatever is in my heart, I can't say it." "Why?" "Because my past experience doesn't go out of my mind." "So... this is my denial mode." "Vivan Shah's denial mode." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "I am surviving by your name." "I request you to keep loving me." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "I am surviving by your name." "I request you to keep loving me." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Those flowers..." "I want some more here." "Okay?" " Okay." "You go and check those costumes." "Yeah?" " Yeah." "What about this bench?" " We'll have to move that from here." "Where's Shanaya?" " She left." "'Shanaya was behaving like a complete stranger.'" "'Deliberately she was fighting with me.'" "'She was provoking me.'" "'She was provoking me by fighting with me unnecessarily.'" "'I didn't understand this at that time.'" "'Shanaya said that when the game of rupees 800 million... ' '... then the game of being his fake boyfriend should end.'" "I started this game." "I have the guts to end it too." "I'll tell you when to do that." "No matter how much I love you it feels less." "That's the reason it grows more every moment." "I believe in life because of you." "I request you not to break my trust." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Vivan, I was wrong." "You sing very well." "Beloved." "Beloved." "Hi, this is 98.3 FM radio..." "'Shanaya refused to do any show with me.'" "'Her own show slowly became very popular.'" "'One day, she stopped doing her show.'" "Vivan, mama is coming home in the evening." "Okay, I'll be there." " Tell her everything today." " Sure." "Thanks for everything." " Ok." "26... - 'That same evening I was at Pooja's house.'" "You're strange..." " 'Pooja and I spend a lot of time together these days.'" "Be a little professional." " 'I wouldn't have spent so much time on the courtship before marriage.'" "What can I do if she is leaving?" "No, I can't do anything." "Please." "Till when?" "This is unprofessional." "I will not agree to this thing." "This is not my job, and..." " Ma'am..." "Have a look at this, ma'am." "Don't talk to me about this again and again." "Yes, show this to me." " Okay, ma'am." "Just understand." "Look, I don't want to interfere in somebody's personal life." "It is not in my hands." "Do whatever you feel like... or fire me." "Show that to me." "Madam, we call this as 'Karva Chauth' light." "If the moon doesn't appear, you can see this and..." "I'll take this." " Madam, this is a very cheap light." "I can show a nice light to you according to your standard." "'This light was not worth for Pooja.'" "'But Pooja was changing.'" " I want this." "Look, will you call me hundred times!" "Are you nuts?" "I don't have any answer for your questions." "Now, come on... you all have taken me for granted." "I can't do anything." "That's it!" "I'll not answer your calls now." "Okay?" "Whose call was it?" " Actually..." "Shanaya's matter..." "The people from the radio station called me because of this problem..." "they are pressurizing me." "Because Shanaya is going to sign off today." "She doesn't want to do her show." "What can I do?" "What happened?" "Shanaya wants me to tell the truth to her parents." "What's the truth?" " The drama that I did with her family members by involving Shanaya in the show." "You like her family?" " Yes." "They are nice people." "And Shanaya?" " Poor girl, unnecessarily I pushed her into this." "Okay fine." "We'll have a cup coffee and leave." "...a girl's family very well." "I have to go with you, okay?" "Life is like a radio." "It makes you listen to different tunes." "Sometimes it makes you happy and sometimes sad." "It makes you sentimental sometimes and sometimes mad." "Life is like a radio." "It makes you listen to different tunes." "Vivan!" "Cockroach!" " Hey, throw it!" "Vivan, I'll kill you!" "You've many cockroaches in your car." "Hello, you've reached 98.3 FM and I am Shanaya." "We have our next caller." "Yes, please." "Hi." " Hi." "Shanaya, I am Harsh." "I am going through some serious emotional problem." "Okay." "If these are the symptoms, what are you suffering from?" "I am confused." "Am I in love?" "Either you fall in love or you don't." "Why get confused?" "We are close to God." "We are innocent." "Then what is the problem?" "Rakesh, what's love?" " To tell you the truth..." "I myself don't know." "Should we fall in love or not?" " Please, go ahead." "If the other person doesn't love you, then?" "Then love your neighbor." "If not the neighbor, love the one who's behind you." "There must be someone for sure." "Is it so simple to forget your first love?" "If it is not easy, then make it easy." "If you want to cry, hide your tears." "Smile... because the one you love..." "think about him too." "Even he would be in love with someone else." "If you don't move away from his eyes it means that your love is not true." "If it doesn't work this way..." "eat Kurkure (snacks)" "Life is like a radio." "It makes you listen to different tunes." "I want to go." " What?" "I want to go." "I want to eat Kurkure." " What?" "Kurkure?" " Yes." "Because if I don't move you wont be able to see." "Think love as a battlefield." "It is a game of wrestling." "This is wrestling of the heart." "The heart which loses wins this." "This is love." "This love is fun." "When I took Him from here, wherever I kept it it didn't look good." "Everyone has their own choice." "His place is here." "Your place is somewhere else." "Pooja, don't talk in riddles?" "Those puzzles which you don't want to solve at all." "Because you're an idiot and I haven't come across an idiot like you in my whole life." "Okay... will you answer one simple question?" "Do you love me?" "Now?" "Life is like a radio." "It makes you listen to different tunes." "Hit this ball if you can." " Here, I hit it." "This is a broken ball." "You talk rubbish." "Your ball is not good." " I want to do bat ting now." "Let's play again." " No, not out." " Out!" "Out!" "No..." "I don't think I am out." " I am falling." "Play with me." " I fell because of you." "Come on, there..." " That side." "Enough." "I'll do the batting now." "It looks good." "It's come." " It's come!" "Enough!" "Enough!" " Its come!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Same!" "Same!" "Hey, are you out of your mind!" "Do it again!" " Do it again!" "Start it again!" "Yes!" "It went off again!" " It went off again!" "Go and tell him to do it properly!" "Brother-in-law!" " Bloody, what's this?" "(Saale, ye kya hai?" "Has it come?" " No, brother-in-law." "Do it properly." " Vivan, didn't you tell them?" "No." "Has it come?" " No, brother-in-law." "Please, Vivan." "You're not trying to understand." "They've called the priest." "Please!" "Stop this game now." "Has it come?" " No, brother-in-law." "Priest?" "Evening?" "The priest had come, and he left." " What?" "It will be on the second." "After three months." "I told them, I can't wait so muchlong." "I've been shouting forom souch a long time." "Son-in-law, you're too much." "You spoke like a transistor." "You showed me all the channels of the world, except India." "Papa, I am trying to." "I am not a dish antenna mechanic." "I am an RJ." " RJ or DJ, you couldn't repair my TV." "Vivan please." "Stop all this now." "Enough is enough." "You don't know what and when to speak." "'My confusion was over.'" "'The damage that was caused by judge's hammer had resolved.'" "'I was standing on father-in-law's slippery ladder steps.'" "'Shanaya was standing in front of me.'" "'I had a song on my lips.'" ""I fell in love with you at the first sight."" ""Shanaya, I was lost in myself."" ""It was love, but wasn't love." "I was in my denial mode."" ""I was angry with life." "It was since years."" ""I was in love, but didn't reveal it."" ""I was happy, but I made you cry."" ""So, I tell you... my beloved." "Yes, I love you."" ""I shiver from only one problem."" ""Change this dish antenna of your father's."" "What happened?" "Why are you crying now?" "They are tears of happiness." "You didn't propose to me till now." "I did just now, on the ladder." "I want you to say it properly say, I love you." "I love you." " Thank you." "You told said it very soon." " Not very soon." "Can I ask you a serious question?" " Yes." "Why did you take so much time?" "How could I hav've said that?" "I wanted to come to you without any baggage." "Shanaya, there are some relationships, which don't end even after they are broken." "A relationship needs closure even after it has ended." "When Pooja divorced me... our relationship didn't finish completely." "There was something left, which has ended completely today." "When Pooja asked me, 'Do you love me?" "' and then she asked me, now..." "I didn't have any answer." "It is true that when Pooja divorced me and then came into my life again, then our relationship became more complicated." "I was confused, very confused." "I knew that I was in love with you, but was scared to tell you." "I didn't have the guts to get wounded hurt again." "Now do you have the guts?" " I love you." "Never leave me." " Never." "Never." "Hello?" " Vivan..." "Jhandu, I am in a meeting now." "You upload your photo on the facebook." "In status you write..." "in a relationship." "Jhandu, it is me, pal." "When will you go on a honeymoon?" " Jhandu!" "When will you be back from honeymoon?" " Jhandu!" "Who will cook the food?" " Jhandu!" "Who will wash the clothes?" " Jhandu!" "Who'll sweep the floor?" " Jhandu!" "Who'll give birth to children?" " I hope it not on air?" "Who'll drop them to the school?" "There's a lot of confusion." "Too much." ""Let the radio of the mind, play on."" ""Forget pain and live on."" ""Radio."" ""Radio."" ""Radio of the mind."" ""Radio."" ""Let the radio of the mind, play on."" ""Forget pain and live on."" ""Tune into some new station."" ""Full on attitude, be on the roll."" ""What will happen if the heart breaks?"" ""Whatever has to happen has happened."" ""Sing old songs and forget."" ""Swing on your tune."" ""Full on attitude, be on the roll."" ""Let the radio of the mind, play on."" ""Forget pain and live on.""