"I like your one thing your style Is western but your mind Is Indian" "and I like so much this type on girl" "I was talking about one thing that your eyes..." "Mom said her bron In londen" "Greetlngs... jasmeet Malhotra D/O manmohan Malhotra" "Jasmeet are you alright... my every boyfriends call me jazz... there was 9... one from the every side of the world but I tell them only about one." "Qasld that was neal's releatlves of usama bin ladin that boy was also nice" "I told my parents that I wlll marry with a nice Indian boy." "There Is no any Indian boy friend after qasld he did'nt know how to kiss perfectly" "brother your bell Is ringing." "Yes brother ringing loudly but how you hear It?" "Are you mad?" "Mother..." "Dad..." "It was excellent." "Bobby Is not a person... he like a God." "I like him so much." "Oh... really to meet with his mother too." "Sure dad... whenever you tell me." "Ok Daddy... bye daddy..." "Come on brother... the show Is over." "look at front." "Are you from India." "No... from heaven street." "Bobby bedl's mother call me and said bobby have a big shocked." "From which." "From geyser" "No..." "From the style of your daughter." "You know that jaspreet have nine boy friends In which one name she never tall." "You know that when she was In 8th standard she kissed an Indian boy who dont know how to kiss." "And you know that she drink very well." "What?" "And now the good news Is that she leave every affairs and want to marry with bobby bedl." "Ohh my Jasmeet what yourjasmeet... jasmeet?" "Hey do your work." "Oh God..." "If It truth then what happen with this girl" "mission accomplished." "Whlch mission?" "What Is the problem to marry with an Indian boy the problem Is that... he Is Indian." "And who are you?" "You also Indian." "No No I am british my birth Is not In India" "I never go to India my friends all Is here when I was 3 years I hold my heart here... therefore my attitude, my thinking all are british." "How can be I Indian so your Ideal boy." "Brltlsh, classy, smart some body like... somebody like this... our boss like Tlen Braun dont know... may be... not be may... he Is a no 1 flirt." "He marry 3 times with 3 type of girls and 3 times 3 types of divorce and he Is a unbrand king of office affairs and everybody know that at this time his type Is you." "Mom guess I met with which person." "No not amltabh bachan." "Prlnce charles." "By the way you Idea Is fabulous" "I drunk 4 times vodka but the bobby bedl Is out for life time." "Your dad was anger from you" "I know I know..." "I dont recieve his call" "I wlll not go to house till morning then his anger will be coll down" "my dad Is anger from my birth." "Iml... tell her pakistan Is full fllrted country not only cricket team." "I mean she can tell that where Is pakistan In the map" "I teach her everything." "I shifted with sussan" "In wobellery" "really... so I tell your father this good news or you wlll." "Stupld how dare you to tell me?" "Please cool down for a GOD sake." "You shutup!" "Why are you so shouting." "Monl... moni fill the sense In his mind why!" "What happen?" "Teach him that live with a girl without marriage Is a serious sin." "Teach him properly otherwise I kill him." "What are you doing?" "So much anger Is not better for you anger... he Is ready to Insult me and you said that dont be anger" "If your daugher do that then also you advise me that come on lets leave for one side out... out... come on out... pervez... our child... out... out pervez... pervez what are you doing." "1 minute now hold It... never see my face again" "Go To Hell... some time I thlnk that I did a big mistake to come In london" "and some time I also think that If I was bradford Instead of london so maybe not did this mistake" "If Imran live with pakistani's then he cant do this mistake he Insulted our family name." "I cant understand that why he do this?" "How should we understand." "Thls Is the generation Gap" "I am taxi driver not barrester" "I cant understand Ilfes conslquency so what I win..." "I dont know how and when my daughterjasmeet come Into jazz" "I cant understand his new name and his music In which she dance" "the time Is 1.15am till then jasmeet Is not come at home and you are sleeping restly." "When you was go to bathroom then I take 2 sips from your brandy." "Very funny you cant understand jokes" "she call me that she go to red road disco with her friends" "why she call you this type of calls" "where are you going?" "Red road... to bring jazz back?" "No for dance" "If any one can dance so Its classic and If you dance so It disco?" "What do you want?" "She Is In liquid diet wine Is ok for her and then start the music after all she must dance after drink after all what do you want" "In the morning she laugh on marriage" "In the afternoon Insulted the parents and In night she drink and dance with a british cool down... cool down..." "I cant... why are you making Issue of this little matter" "I only drink at night hours thank you dear thank you... thanks you dont start at day time." "I only drink at night hours dad whats your problem?" "I drink with my own money jazz this Is not a logic." "Polson of your money or otherwise else that Is a same things" "I live my life with my own wish." "It Is my bussiness till then your life In my house" "I wlll not drown your life In wine." "Be Coool... you stay away between us." "Today I want a cleared talk." "One thing Is cleared If I want to live my life with my own style then I search my foundation too." "Jazz... thats alll your fault... you said that jasmeet go to only british school." "Then what she start smoking and drink In school she studied well from the school dont talk rubbish with me." "You favour her you must make british friends now she have only british friends and boyfriends except Imran and anna so can I made her frog of well?" "You cant make mam yourself then make your daughter when you ever see that you wear which kind of cloths" "Is this your body to wearjeans." "Your english talking In like rubbish" "Its all your fault you get married with a simple punjabl girl and leave her there for 4 years" "you call me an said now london Is your house you told me that you cant bring me out because I am fat" "I know that jeans Is not suited on a desi thigh." "I know my english Is very bad but I did It for you" "you cant feel shame on your self to go out with my daughter therefore I made her like this" "you can understood me with love." "Why are you so anger you gone mad..." "No No..." "Not a mad" "I am a Indian father of a british daughter" "daughter... forgive me." "Daddy... are you drink" "No Never... everybody feel after drink when I was very emotional only that time I speak In punjabl." "Ok I agree that Its your life and your money who are we... forgive me..." "I have a bonus offer for you." "Daddy can we talk later." "Just listen an offer" "I want to go a holiday with you and your mother" "I cant go..." "It means you dont forgive me." "Is this nesseccery all this time." "We will talk In the evening at house... please" "If you forgive me then say yes otherwise for get It." "Well dad where to go... great!" "Taj mahal, red fort, kashmir, kanya kumarl, everything we wlll see... we are going to India?" "If shahjahan make taj mahal there so we go to see there." "And you always said that." "Dad... do what you want... you do what you want but on self" "I already filled the all bio data ofjasmeet with picture there Is not doubt of mistake" "Bharat Matrlmory." "Com" "I find out punjabl boys like that just get married her fisrt time then every mistake will be alright." "You know jazz..." "this Is the one miracle In 7 but this Is made by a husband for his wife" "I know It that you dont want to make a guide." "Then you know that marriage Is neccesary therefore I show you a boy here." "Is he made a tajmahal for me?" "We are finding a sun In law not any Indian Idol." "Dont worry slr..." "the next Is the well singer then him a nice boy but he dont singing." "What a woderful view of four tomb from your house wow... jasmeet?" "Uncle." "How much you take a sugar?" "Sorry I forget to note." "2t/spoon" "acutally I noted that everybody how much take a sugar you 2tbls, you 4tbls," "habblt know by test and compablllty by habblt." "Wlthout compatibility marriage Is like that the hosre marry with donkey." "Then they birth a foolish person." "Accordlng to my calculation jazz and I take 1 tblsp of sugar" "It means that." "Mom Sugar Is less please take 1 tea spoon more" "If we discuss about marriage to leave sugar." "Not marriage uncle... you have to said that." "The perfect union of two socially, mentally and physically compatible people" "Its mean before marriage we are... dad... shutup you stupid... let leave physical compatibility" "we are talking about marriage or partner ship?" "Why you dont say anything?" "I cant say anything on the time now Its too late now what I say good joke." "We do one thing that we go to the picture In the evening then I note that when jazz laugh and jazz note that when I laugh son..." "If your parents do these analysis then till you not born" "what?" "My marriage..." "my marriage... what happen to him." "He Is the big fan of "Saas Bahu" Serles" "afterall why the brocker run from here" "I thlnk here Is any trick of a fame." "Are they like me?" "Are you Amod and he Is Dlllp Mehra?" "Yes." "I am Dlllp Mehra." "I thlnk you cant recognise me." "Why... why... why... go forward form "why"" "beacuse I done plastic surgery 3 times afterall you look like this?" "What do you mean... what are you doing... you say so easily that "what are you doing"?" "Wow... punjab Is the growth of all India." "Brother you drive slowly..." "If I drive slowly so I could sleep." "Then I cant take gurantee of your." "look at the front." "Here Is so dust come Into my throat atleast On A/C." "Sorry... actually I forgot to repair the A/C." "What about dust... one day you, I and everybody go to the same dust." "look at the front." "Hey speed breaker on the front." "Told them that first slow the speed and then break." "Come on... come on... they are come." "Manmohan; say something about london to see this I remember my old days." "Slster In law... come Inside greetings" "let's Introduce them selves mama, have you se tha family size" "come on... come on... come Inside... he has come... you are come... son" "how are you jasmeet and het mother are also come jasmeet... jasmeet... jasmeet Is common name... now I wlll call jazz jazz come here" "she Is jasmeet hey' she looking so beautlfuk and so big." "You were so little and cute when you was In my hands." "How you are so big." "She Is my daughter she Is so beautiful." "Take It... mom and dad are there you give It to them." "I already give them, this Is for you." "All right" "If the morning drink size Is It." "Then!" "What about the the lunch drink." "Wat It... eat It... properly pure ghee Is good for health now you are elder." "And this jazz give It pure ghee more." "She Is so weak and no health now eat It daughter." "Taste It you wlll definetly like It" "wow..." "Its delicious." "You hairs are so dry are so dry thats why I apply ghee In It." "Applylng ghee Is your hobby?" "Know you apply ghee on bread." "Because of ghee bread Is make tasty." "And hair are maintain healthy wow!" "My punjabl mom." "Is Its smell will remove." "Smell?" "What smell!" "It Is not a bad but a good smell" "what happen to her?" "I saw you In covered face." "Now I see you like this otherwise I always come like this with jump." "Name Is arjun." "What Is your name?" "Are you dumb?" "Ok for me oh... mistake" "takllng time to know the name?" "Then how much time will be taken for make It mine." "Atleast tell me the name?" "London Is like that you open the fridge take butter then cut with knife and apply on bread." "Yesterday she was drawn." "Today she doing vomatlng." "Is she?" "No... sister... no... my jazz Is pure like tanz." "I swear tanz... what tanz." "In london ganga?" "Ganga Is also In london." "Jammna too... come here manoo... come here... what happen... today you wear our traditional clothes... take a more movement." "It's my mood to wear It." "Have you drink desi." "I saw more types of underwear." "But this Is of to and fro Ilnq of england." "Flag of any where but base must Indian." "Come on friend." "Come on... first I tale my clothes" "I thought Its my girl friend but It Is belong to her father." "My luck Is going bad thank you." "Beacause the air was flowing." "Ohh... carefully he Is my son arjun." "Son!" "He Is my englands friend manmohan" "GOD bless you" "I know him." "He Is the same boy who repair my car yesterday." "And today he return you respect oh... carefully." "He Is so nice ok..." "I am going." "Ok... papa" "now you sure." "Thls Is my house." "Atleast tell me your name name... name... name... jazz... onion... tell me your parents giving name." "Not the name of food." "Name... jasmeet." "What are you thinking mannu." "Ballu..." "I am thinking that." "I snatch your son and get him marry with daughter" "jaswant just bring 1 more glass of cold drink" "son... you like her." "Stupl... remove your glasses an look at her them dont say..." "If my marriage dont done with her what I wlll kidnapped her." "What are tou talking about are you dont feel shame on your self." "Shame dont happen any thing love wants strengthof heart." "Jaswlnder are you like him 103%/% accepted." "Its done... done." "Dad will you come with me?" "I... terrace... terrace, she Is very shy since her childhood." "I come" "1 mln..." "let me see... jazz... what happen?" "You suddenly." "Arjun Is a very nice guy." "I accept he Is nice but there Is nothing common between him and I." "My residence Is london and his village after marriage we have no anay common topic about tal." "How I wlll adjust with him." "He will adjusted he Is desi trust me his eyes said that how much he loves you." "He will make you happy" "mom!" "Dld you knwo about everything." "She Is also right by her point of view." "What Is the fault In boy." "Tell me talking about." "He Is bad because he born here." "Dad!" "Forget about me." "I cant live here." "A farmer who drlk directly milk of cow." "How can he live with me" "half India Is Ilbe In america, canada, england and may more places." "And most of girls get marry with villagers and there Is more successful then british." "Arjun will give you the same stability." "I dont make her life ruin." "I make her life successful." "I know It very well and I cant change my decision." "And you not understand It properly." "Ok... dad I want time for thinking." "You have time till tommorrow morning ans I want answer In yes." "Come on..." "chlll the bear." "It Is like zig zag." "Wlll you handle It." "I wlll adjust with her." "Your mother Is of some village dont fear from her but she Is from london." "Dont worry dad." "I wlll adjust It dont yoy worry about It." "God Bless You." "Imran, have you send the money" "I just reach to west union office when I would recieve the money!" "Whlle we are talking money would be there" "Have you recieved the money slr!" "What Is the matter?" "Why do you need that much money" "I am eccaplng from here they are fixing my marrige" "why are you laughing?" "Comlng to your own house and your own room like a guest" "It Is funny for me" "now It Is finished what?" "My laughter why you send sweetl to ask me to come here" "I am confused how should I start no problem I wlll come later no no!" "I mean take a seat" "try to understand the happiness as much this marrige news gave you as It Is shocking for me" "I am sure you have started dreaming about our first night yes offcourse!" "It Is been a while" "I mean when you would drink half of milk glass and you would leave half for me don't worry we wlll ask for two glasses we have 6 cows at the house" "It Is not that I am saying you would try to unvail me and kiss me so?" "You want me to kiss without unvalllng?" "I didn't know that they would fix my marrige In my first visit to India" "I mean I need time and I want to celebrate our first night In london" "after we got to know eachother a little I asked my father to go to london" "come with me to london see my lifestyle we got to know eachother little bit and then I am happy to come back here" "I hope you can understand what I am saying can?" "I have understood everything there Is no presure In love and I fall In love with you at first sight so we would celebrate our first night In london" "you are laughing again?" "I am thinking I would be the first lad In my faimly who would celebrate his first night In london" "ok let me go I have to do my push ups!" "Hey jaswant!" "Open my door for me" "don't be mlser Jawed do what ever you want to do" "I have only one daughter and one son In law we wlll arrange only one reception this reception would not be In any Hall we wlll do It In our way we wlll rent a house In country side and arrange a tent there" "then we would dance on our traditional drums there would be fireworks too then It would be a popular reception there have not been any first night and they are discussing reception" "I don't see any friends of bride who would push me to her room" "come on jaz!" "We have decided your reception would be In country side not In any hall, full In traditional style what kind of reception?" "Oh..." "If you are calling that drama" "a wedding which happaned In India then I tell you..." "I played a drama too" "who would give a dame to a Indian wedding" "7 tradlonal circles are not recognized as a wedding In london" "what Is the proof that I am married" "It Is mattar of my honor when he would come here what can he do?" "He would be afraid here and would be quite waht are you saying jaz?" "Don't try to be that shocked dad you also tricked me you fixed my marrige and excuse was visit to Kashmlr and Taj Mahal" "I just did a trick too and didn't give you the time to raglster marrlge and un raglstered marrlge Is not recognized In thls system so forget that marrlge because according to me there Is no marrlge took place" "I am unmarrlde and single" "what marrlge?" "What are you talking about?" "Accordlng to me you are marrlde to Argun Slngh and according to me charll chapian Is marrlde too not even once twice three times three time are you listening?" "Three times!" "That chaman charll wants to make record of marrlges?" "Or you want to breack his divorce record?" "Anybody can make a mistake In choosing life partner he also made so." "Then" "If you do It once It Is mistake" "If you do again and again It Is a habit tomorow he leaves and say sorry I made a mistake then what you are going to do?" "You guys agreed or not I would marry charll" "If It Is a mistake It would mine not yours" "you asked me a question" "I came to answer your question" "you didn't ask your parents to come your birthday party but I brought a gift for you" "but you are responsible for a Inocent man's life sham on you!" "Engllsh man Is very handsome" "but not more than me" "I am just kidding!" "I can not praise more about my wife's boy friend" "what Is his name?" "Charlle Brown and you Jasmlt Brown... oh no!" "Jazz Brown" "so you have decided to be Jazz Brown?" "Yes!" "Then why you Ile to me In Punjab?" "Why you asked me to dream about our first night In london?" "Why didn't you say with the same attitude that you don't want to be Mrs. Arjun Singh but Mrs. Jazz Brown" "I know I have done somthing very wrong with you and you would hate me for all our life but..." "I don't hate you!" "I can't and I wouldn't what?" "I fall In love at your first sight that Is why I got married to you!" "I treid to hate you upstairs but It didn't work" "but I would not pose myself on you as husband but I would not break my courge as easily" "I would not go for here until you and Charll would not swear to live togather" "until then I would wait for you and hope you would come back to me" "I fall In love with you at your first sight!" "Agaln you started let It go!" "Be done with It" "my heart always told me she can not find a man like you!" "That Is why I pushed her but I would not get marry her to that charlie" "may be this time I have to push her harder this Is london not punjab" "she would move out!" "Can complaint to police and they will arrest you and send you to jail when you would come out you would be a grand parent and me vlrglne father then what I should do... you don't do any thing" "because whenever you try to do somthing" "It goes opposite and you would loose you daughter and me my wife but you do anything like you can win her heart anything which can put down charlie" "any style any Idollstlc thing or Idollstlc thing" "this Is the time for true love" "If she would see that love may be she fall In love with me he Is a white man... white understand?" "If he would have been a hlndustanl to go back to punjab?" "I didn't mean that body Is In forleng country but one thumb Is happaned to be" "In Gatway to India want to live In shining london want to earn In pounds want to give english education to your children but son In law... son In law should be hlndustanl" "father In law!" "Our marrlge Is not recognized by Jazz or law we have only one way do whatever Jasmln says because everything would go as she wants that Is all now do one thing now take me to a Pub and entertain me" "with a chilled bear I want to feel lighter whether you are from london or Punjab you all are bloody mad but try to remember this" "two In laws with In a year one from punjab one from london" "what Is going to happan?" "Hello..." "I am your dausghter's In law your friend Ballu..." "Ballyee..." "I am doing the arrangement ofjazz reception." "I wlll call you later." "It was ballu's call" "lot of cream In It." "Are you very hungry... his name his brown but colour Is white." "Do you know what are you saying?" "I mind It because I am Indian... but what about you why you mind It" "you are british... leave It... where ever live but you are a Indian" "come on... where?" "Hls grandfather saw another India let him see a rare India" "let begin translate." "Greetlngs slr... my name Is arjun singh we put our hands one another and say namaste" "we are come from the nation where a lady of catholic region leave the seat of minister for sikh." "And a sikh give author to a muslim minister for the care country In which 80%/% peoples ate hindu." "Your national language english much teach In India." "And you dont know that also there are so many words aof sanskrlt In Engllsh." "Sansklrt word matr, In english mother, bhatr, Into brother, gayametry Into geometry, trlgnomaty Into trlgnometry." "In our country there are 56000 news paper are Introduce In 21 languages and there are 12crore people read the 5300 magazines this Is too much against to your country." "We reached top the moon but till today you see In our hands a snake flute." "We are only 2 countries before In the counting of doctors, engelneers and scientist." "That all about mind." "Now about physical." "In the world 3rd largest army In our country not In your country so put my hands one another In front of you because we dont think any body big or small." "There are some more qualities In us therefore I wlll send you the manoj kumar's picture purab and pachlm you give them." "Namastey... after all husband Is the best..." "I was just kidding... cant see pictures" "what he say?" "It means your come for our marriage yes I come for our marriage... best man" "I am the best man of your life" "I want to go back to India." "But I cant Imagine the life with out jasmeet." "I want to stay here but jasmeet Is doing that I cant bear." "Is the pain less during drink wine." "At this time shuld eat the poision this Is my heart who only drink" "talking about hopes and love and now you be so helpless." "I make so much hopes." "But I forget that I am human being." "I forget to say 1 thing that I dont know how to play Rugby." "I am like your father." "Easy..." "They are like a bull." "Pervez you Involve me In a big trouble." "What are you doing?" "Stategy... what stategy..." "life saving stategy..." "If we live alive... come on... what you are doing... maybe they behave like british ohh come on dont take family problems In the field" "ohh... we come In which truble" "In our site marriage we play only antakshlrl and here we wear shorts and save our respect." "That punjabl boy Is gone." "Where Is the punjabi boy?" "There on the stand." "Slttlng between ladies and eat pop corn." "Dont worry... dont worry... that turn will be changed." "Come on dont worry... that Indian dont loss there hopes till death." "The man Is like winners till then he dont be loose." "But charlie Is the champion In university." "Thats why he challenge you for Rugby not for cricket." "I thought he saw lagaan therefore... what?" "You dont see pictures?" "Yes I see but not hindi... ohh... thats why... hope Is everything." "Bet with me?" "Dont be you wlll lose... thats my problem" "If we win so I wlll see london with you." "If we lose then I wll go back to punjab why you thread me about punjab." "Ok If you lose then I wlll saw you london" "Imran..." "Arjun... come here" "remember the bet" "Good... what to do?" "Take this ball and go to the goal like bull... take It..." "Run... some water... sorry... what would you drink pineapple?" "Stop yes, stop" "Isn't It hot?" "I did so bad with you but you are not angry at me when there Is love there Is no anger but hope what kind of hope that you wont marry after such bad attitude" "and If you did I wlll call you when I would visit London after several years and what would you say on phone" "I would say that Jasmlt" "I want to meet you come and see me you would'nt want to see me why should we meet after so many years what would happen If we meet but I stress don't say no Jasmlt you get stubborn and say solid no" "with a strong and confident voice but your heart beating becomes faster" "Arjun now I am an old woman and you too" "It would be better If we don't meet but I would wait for you at the same place with hope that you would come then..." "then you come" "both of us look at each other" "It seems strange we are trying to remember our looks In older days when we were younger" "I am noticing that you hair are grayish but are still silky your loving eyes are sparkling amid wrinkles In the same way and I say that you are still very beautiful stop this now I am old now you look down" "as you don't like the way I look Into your eyes don't look like this why did you come back anyways?" "Both of us are quite for a moment there Is nothing lkeft to say you are standing quite there" "and a painful feeling comes In your eyes and then In my eyes are you happy?" "What did I say?" "And you said" "what does It mean?" "How do I know?" "You should know It as you said It" "and that Is Hyde park what are you doing?" "After visiting entire London I realised that Its better to go around you" "now stop It lets go why, what happened?" "The last stop of this sight seeing trip, night life of London" "what Is he saying?" "He Is asking what Is the reason of coming to London other than wedding?" "I have come to take my wife home" "Jazzy you should tell him the real thing In Engllsh otherwise he would say that I did'nt tell him my real Intentlons" "which Intentlons?" "Whlch Intentlons?" "What are you doing here?" "II would like to ask you the same question what are you doing here?" "I have always seen you In a disco or bar" "I am converting means paying last respects" "but Imran by saying goodbye you can not forget the feeling that you betrayed" "Suzan's father wants me to change my name, releglon and become Chrlstlan good... are you marrying Suzan's father?" "But Suzan didn't say a word against It" "It means..." "wow, what a spirit lover you have left your 26-year- old Identity, relglon for the lover you know only for 26 weeks" "look at them father wants to teach his son all the teachings he recieved from his father but when he would know that his son Is going to leave all his teachings without even thinking how would he feel?" "I am also Punjabl and respect love but love Is not conditional" "I would not let go the chance to dance with you" "by the way you dance pretty well bring here the drums then I would tell you what Is Punjabl dance" "Bhangra, I must say your taste Is not good dont say this I liked you at first sight" "are you flirting?" "From the very first day you discovered only now?" "What would you do after going home?" "Would you marry another woman?" "I am married I know, I know" ""I am joking, dont you watch movies?"" "I am not joking I wont marry again" "charlie brother has no time for dance class but do have time to call at the right time" "I want divorce Arjun I am serious" "I want a divorce" "when you do not accept wedding then way you want a Dlvorce But you believe this thing dlstablng me." "Charlle wanted to kiss me and he Is right we are going to be married" "but I..." "we had a fight you just give me divorce" "how do you feel?" "Great... how small this world Is?" "I wear the same brand In India and this Is the first Indian Denlm brand which has a showroom In London and you are the first Indian who Is arranging his wife's wedding In London do some thing Arjun what do I do?" "You are doing that?" "What am I doing?" "Preparatlons for the second marriage of your daughter" "this Is really expensive cake 1503 pounds" "our house was built In lesser money Bego you always said that people should remember the reception of your only daughter" "If this talk reached Punjab they would make fun of me no, no, no this wont work this list Is getting too long you are Invltlng too many people" "It would be too expensive cut out some names" "I have cut name of Hansmukh Bhal Patel why did you cut his name I have known him for 20 years and you didnt see him for last 18 years" "ok Invite him but on the condition that he would'nt eat this Is a good Idea" "and who else should I ask to not to eat even better Is to charge the guests per plate and earn money from your daughter's wedding very funny congratulations... the church Is free thanks God, something Is free" "free means Its not occupied we wlll have to pay for It" "why did you call me here I want to marry marriage... with whom?" "Wlth your Indian friend Arjun he Is really good what If you couldnt see them" "I dont know why are you marylng Charlle?" "Out of love or because you are challenged may be you love him dream romance type" "Jasmlnt I feel very lonely I need somebody to take care of me you cant marry Arjun why because he Is a married man" "London Is just like Pubjab mother the only differnce Is that there are more Punjabls In London did you go for any sight seeing?" "Yes mother Is am just going round and round since my arrival In London then why are you coming back?" "Mother I am missing you and village" "Jasmlnt has packed her stuff but I have asked her to stay here why?" "Because she wont get leave from her office she Is crazy and ready to leave job" "I said no son, tell me one thing are you comfortable with wach other?" "What do you mean by comfortable?" "Her love for me has Increased after the first night stop saying things like this I am joking you also watch movies ok now I... ok, good bye" "the real love does not mean getting your loved one am I right?" "Yes this Is written for those who loose the love game" "I am joking I wrote this" "dance one last time" "Jasmlnt you couldn't marry me and I couldn't dlovorce you" "the account Is settled but promise me when we would grow old" "and I would come to London and call you then do come to see me because for me It would be necessary for me to know that are you happy or not" "why this?" "Just think of It your are very nice guy Arejun?" "I wlll miss you" "Jazz, now Its late Imran true" "I just wanted to tell you that father and Suzan would go to Karachl for some days" "have you seen him?" "No, I have'nt seen him may be he knows" "what are you doing Monl?" "Are'nt you watching why are you asking getting drunk Monl Monl" "you got your son back re you ok" "you have to take your daughter to the church" "run daughter run" "where are you going?" "The dance Is left" "why did you pretend that you do not know Engllsh?" "The drama was ended when I understood all of Prlngle's coversatlon and replied him accordingly you should have caught me then"