"[Dog barks]" "[Ticking] [clock chiming]" "MONTY: [British accent] And what do you call this?" "Uh, well, that's a tiny, little dent, sir." " A dent?" "Yes." " Yeah." "Consequently, I will not be accepting this package." "Thank you." "Sir, the delivert company can't be held responsible for something that's obviously a pre- shipping damage." "MONTY:" "Pre- shipping damage?" "What do you do to these boxes, eh?" "You drop them?" "Do you?" "Do you get together and kick them?" "Is that it?" "Do you get together with yourfriends," ""Oh, it's a box." "Let's kick it!" ""Let's kick again and again and again." ""Shall we kick the box?" "It's only Mr. Hudson's box." "Let's just stamp it until it's crushed!"" "Is that it?" "As I say, I will not accept this package." "[Urine splattering]" "Pff!" " [Laughing]" " Hey!" "Hey!" "Get away from my car!" "Get away from my car!" "Get away!" "I know where you live!" "[Dog barks] Oh, I hate that dog." "[Bell rings]" "Max!" "Oh, Max, I missed you!" "Hey, Ashley." "Hi." "[Sarcastically] What kind of dog is that?" "Only the smartest dog in the world." "Yes, you are." "Yeah, whatever." "He doesn't look vert smart to me." "Okay, boy, you want to show evertbody how smart you are?" "Okay, shake." "What's that?" "You're tired?" "Okay." "Sorrt, girls." "No shows today." "Come on." "[Max barks]" "You didn't have to leave me hanging back there, you know?" "Is it just so hard to shake hands?" "[Max whines]" "Are you mad at me?" "Good to know." "We can work on the handshake thing later, though, okay?" "Come on." "[Max whines]" "Hey!" "Ashley!" "Go, boy!" "Go!" "[Barking]" "Go!" "Just you wait there, young lady." "Hi, Mr. Hudson." "Did you see that strange dog running by here?" "No." "I saw your dog running by here with you, without a leash again." "That's crazy, Mr. Hudson." "I've never seen that dog before in my life." "My dog is locked safe in my backyard." "Come on, Ashley." "Yourfilthy mutt was whizzing on my radials not half an hour ago." "Hmm." "I bet it was the dog." "Well, of course, it was the bloody dog!" "I just said that, didn't I?" "Oh, you mean that strange dog that looks like my dog that just ran by here?" "That dog and your dog are one and the same dog." "I want it on a leash!" "My dog is locked in my backyard, as we speak." "Come on, I'll show you now." "See?" "Secured and locked." "Well, let's just see how secured and locked it is, shall we?" "Okay." "See?" "You have to unlatch it to open it." "After you." "Just as I thought." "No dog." "That's because he's out whizzing on my valuables." "He's just taking a nap." "Max, come here, boy!" "[Yelps]" "You see?" "I know your dog is getting out, and next time, I'm going to call the pound." "You got that, sweetheart?" "Sure." "Oh, hi." "Oh, Ashley, I'm so glad I caught you here." "Hi, Ms. Knight." "Charlie." "Oh, I've got something to show you." "Okay, um, well," "I am organizing the Neighborhood Alert campaign." "Ooh." "I'm in charge of keeping the neighborhood safe, so if you see any suspicious things, you get a hold of me immediately." " Okay." " 24/7." "I never sleep." "Look." "I got my whistle." "And I'm loud, too." "All right." "It's exciting, isn't it?" " Yeah." " All right." "Well, I got to get around the neighborhood to tack all of those to the doors." "All right." "Let's go, Charlie." "Good luck, Ms. Knight." "I'll be sure to show this to my dad." "Oh, thank you, sweetheart." "Say hi to him for me." "All right, Charlie, let's go." "Oh, Mr. Hudson!" "Mr. Hudson, slow down!" "[Whistle blows]" "That was a close one, boy." "[Toy squeaks]" "Not now, boy." "Hey, guys, I'm home!" "Dad's home." "Come on." "Let's go!" "[Max barks]" "Hey, Max." "[Knocks on door]" "[Music playing in ear buds]" "What do you want, poopsicle?" " Dad's home." " And?" "And your room is disgusting." "Get out of here!" "Sisters." " Dad!" " Hey, sweetie!" "Good to see you." "You brought pizza?" "Yeah." "How long this time?" "It's just 48 hours." "Lieutenant called in sick, and they need me to run the station for a couple of days... and then right back to a regular schedule." "Course, Ms. Knight will be watching you guys." "We really need this." "You know, filling in forthe lieutenant is good for my promotion, so I need your help on this." "I cleaned the kitchen." "I couldn't do this without you." "No way." "Pizza, huh?" "'Fraid so." "That's just great." "No, it's fine." "I didn't have any plans this weekend anyway." " Zack." " You know, my friends all wanted to hang out this weekend, Dad, but, hey, I'd much rather be stuck in this house making sure my little sister doesn't accidentally kill herself." "JEFF:" "That's enough, Zack." " You got that right." "Okay." "All right, listen up, guys." "This isn't anybody's idea of a really fun weekend, but this is the weekend we got." "Okay?" "And I'm sorrt about yourfriends, but let's face it, guys, this is more important." "We're family." "What's left of one." "[Max whimpering]" "Look, I'm sorrt, Dad, but can my friends at least come over here?" "Yeah, that should be fine." "Just don't burn the house down, okay?" "Uh, yes." "Yes, sir." "Totally." "Got it." "Scout's honor." "Ashley, if you want to have a friend ortwo over, you can, too." "Or, Dad, maybe she could spend the night at their house." "ASHLEY:" "No, that's okay." "I've got lots to do around the house." "Laundrt is backing up." "Ashley, don't feed Max any pizza." "You know what that does to his system." "ASHLEY:" "It's okay, Dad." "[Max farts]" "Did..." "Did he just..." "[Max barks] ZACK:" "Ew!" "Ew!" "That dog stinks!" "Sorrt, guys." "[Max barks] Max, wait!" "It's okay, Max." "I still love you." "[equipment beeping]" "Okay, Fluff." "It's time." "Okay." "Okay." "Hey, Fluffy." "You ready?" "Come on." "It's okay." "It's okay." "I would never do anything to hurt you." "I'm going to count to three, and then I'm going to pull the trigger." "[Injector clicks] Oh, look." "I'm done." "See?" "Totally tricked you." "You fall forthat evert time." "You do." "Evert time." "Didn't even hurt, did it?" "Did it?" "See if that puts a hop in your step." "Ha!" "That's a rabbit joke." "Okay." "[Typing]" "[Rumbling]" "Fluffy?" "Fluffy, what is it?" "Are you okay?" "Okay, Fluffy!" "Fluffy, let go of my tie!" "Aah!" " Fluffy." " [Growling]" "Are you hungrt?" "Okay, all right." "Uh, all right." "Okay." "Here." "Here." "Here." "Here we go." "You want a carrot?" "Whoa!" "[Fluffy growling]" "It's okay." "Wow." "You weigh a ton." "Here you go." "Just eat it." "Whoa, that..." "Wow." "That was impressive." "I know." "I know." "You're welcome." "You're welcome." "[Fluffy purring]" "Mmm, oh!" "Okay, here we go." "Let's just give you a little something to wash that down with, huh?" "No, it's okay." "It's okay." "This is the blue one." "The blue's good." "Here we go." "Here we go." "It's okay." "[Injector clicks]" "There." "Does that feel a little better?" "Huh?" "It's all right." "It's okay." "Here we go." "Come with me." "It's okay." "[Rumbling]" "Wow." "That was really disturbing." "It was my fault." "I apologize." "Turn this off, huh?" "[Machine powers down]" "And, um, you were vert brave." "I'm vert impressed." "Where did..." "Where did we go wrong?" "Right there?" "You think?" "Yeah, you're right." "Wow." "Well, you could've told me that." "[Fluffy chattering] Well, don't... don't talk back to me." "That was rude." "[camera lens whirring]" "Get back in." "Okay." "SIRUS:" "Who else knows about this?" "[Russian accent] Security tech, a few guards." "Fire them." "Consider it done." "Now, that..." "That is what I call progress." "Oh, so remember, I need your laundrt by tomorrow, so I'll have time to fold it on Sunday." "If you wouldn't mind, could you at least sort it for me?" "You know, you're not Mom, Ash." "I'm not trting to be." "And you're not impressing anyone with this Little Miss Maid thing you've got going on." "In fact, I'm a little sick of it, and your dumb dog." "He's not dumb." "Oh, yeah?" "Smartest dog in the world?" "He can't even shake hands." "Ashley, come on." "Wait!" "[Telephone rings]" "Research." "This is Victor." "Dr. Victor, it's your boss, Sirus Caldwell." "Oh, actually, it's Dr. Lloyd." "Victor's my first name." "Your name is... [blows raspberrt]" "Okay." "Now, I'm calling you in regards to the chemical compound you stumbled across the other day." "The one with the bunny?" "Uh, bunny, sir?" "The bunny you turned into a monster." "That bunny." "SIRUS:" "See, what I'm going to do is sell your little experiment to the highest militart bidder." "I can see it now." "Awhole army of, I don't know, attack..." "Bunnies?" "No, not bunnies." "I want something bigger." "Well, um, you know, that would take a lot of paperwork." "You know, filings, licensing, uh, permits." "It could take months if not years." "Don't you worrt your pretty little bald head about it." "In fact, I have a team picking up a new test subject as we speak." " Oh." "Uh, Mr. Caldwell, I don't think..." " Goodbye, Dr. Victor." "[Hangs up]" "[Ringing]" "SIRUS:" "Yes, Natalya?" "NATALYA:" "Ourteam is out, ready to intercept new test subject." "Looking for anything particular?" "Something... bigger, but not too big." "I want something impressive." "Yes, Mr. Caldwell." "Consider it done." "[Door slides open]" "[Max whimpers and barks]" "[Tires screech]" "[Bell rings]" "Max!" "Max!" "Max?" " Dad, it's Max!" " Whoa, what's wrong?" " It's Max!" "He's gone!" " What happened?" "He didn't come to school." "He didn't come and visit me." "He's gone." "Okay." "It's okay." "Hey, we'll grab Zack, we'lljump in the truck, and we'll go find him, okay?" " Okay." " Okay." "We'll find him." "Hey, Zack, come on out, buddy!" " Let's go get him." " Okay" "ASHLEY:" "Max!" "ZACK:" "Where are you?" "ASHLEY:" "Max!" "Come, boy!" "Max?" "Max?" "JEFF:" "Max?" "ASHLEY:" "Max!" "Max!" "Max, come home, boy!" "What's this?" "Pizza." " You want some?" " No, thank you." "Oh, come on." "It's Italian sausage." "It's really good." "You'll like it." " No, I'm good." "Really, I'm fine." " All right." "More for me then." "Hey." "[Max whines]" "Let's talk about this stuff." "The glowy green stuff?" "Let's do that thing, you know?" "That thing where you turn a bunny into a monster, but this time, let's do it with a dog." "You know, man's best friend?" "Wouldn't that be cool?" "You're crazy." "I am not crazy!" "I'm motivated." "Look, Mr. Caldwell, you can't just inject a dog." "No, I can't." "I won't." "I wouldn't." "You will." "With all due respect... that's criminal." "Criminal." "Yeah, criminal?" "Yes, maybe, from a legal, ethical, moral viewpoint." "Uh, maybe, but the way I see it, I have a chemical compound that turns critters into monsters." "You know, Doc, I'm just concerned with yourwelfare." "Me, sir?" "Well, I mean, what's going to happen when the footage from the security cameras of you turning an innocent little bunny into a monster gets leaked to the press?" "The whole world's going to hate you, and, of course, I'll have to fire you, because I can't be seen harboring an evil mad scientist." " That's a lie." " No." "That is business." "You do it." "[Whimpering]" "Sorrt, buddy." "[Beeping]" "[Injector clicks]" "[Max whimpering]" "Nothing's happening." "Nothing's happening." "It's not enough." "It needs another shot." "Please, Mr. Caldwell, we can stop this before it's too late." "Dr. Victor, don't stand in the way of progress." "[Rumbling noises]" "Oh... [loud rumbling]" "Oh, yeah." "[Restraints creaking]" "[Growling]" "Oh, yes." "[Snarling]" "[Vicious bark]" " Huh?" " Aah!" "[Beakers shatter]" "Aah!" " The serum!" " Why aren't you helping?" "Uh, I can't stand in the way of progress, Mr. Caldwell." "[Glass breaks]" "[High-pitched groan]" "Knock it off!" " Aah!" " Oh!" "[Max barking]" "Aw, I needed that stuff." "Come here." "Ugh!" "[Snarling]" "[Max farting]" "Uhh!" "God, my mouth was open." " Enough." " No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "[Snarling]" "Ow-whee!" "[Max barks]" "Ohh..." "He bit your butt." "JEFF:" "Hey, what you working on?" "ASHLEY:" "Rememberthat time I lost Molly?" "Molly." "Your doll?" "Yeah?" "I looked everywhere, and I couldn't find her, but all I remember was Mom suggesting to make some "lost doll" posters." "So she sat down with me." "We made a bunch of them." "Then she helped me hang them all up and down the street on trees and telephone poles." "Ashley." "Wow." "This is amazing." "Mmm." "I never did find Molly, but just making those posters with Mom really helped, you know?" "Like I was doing something about it." "Mom would be so proud of you, just like I am." "You really miss her, don't you?" "Yeah, I do." "We don't talk about her as much anymore, do we?" "It's been four years." "Three and a half." "You know, Mom wouldn't want to see you alone forever." "Well, I'm not alone." "I got you two turkeys." "That's not what I mean." "I know what you mean." "I'm just saying... if you everwanted to go on a date..." "Zack and I would be okay with it." "Ashley, honey, where's all this coming from?" "I know it's nice to have someone who loves you, not because you're family, because you're special." "Well, you are vert special to me." "Thank you." "On that note..." "Zack?" "Can you come in here, buddy?" "Okay, I'm taking off to the station." "Now, if you need anything at all, Helen is right next door." "You go to her or you give me a call." " No problem, Dad." " Okay." " Promise?" " Yeah, yeah." "It's all good." "All right." "I will take these to the guys down at the station." "Have them put them up." "ASHLEY:" "Love you, Daddy." "Love you, too." "Make me proud, boy." "Hey there, poopsicle." "How you holding up?" "We have got work to do." "Okay, fine." "But afterthis, we're even." "Okay." "ASHLEY:" "You head down toward the elementart school." "I'll make my way toward the high school." "ZACK:" "Okay." "[TV playing]" "Zack?" "Zack, it's like midnight." "Good night, Zack." "Good night, Max." "I love you." "[Max panting]" "[Grunting and whimpering]" "[Sniffing]" "[Howling]" "[Dogs barking]" "[cartoon playing on TV]" "ZACK:" "This is so good." "I'm starving." "How long were we out there?" "I don't know." "Three, four hours." "I'm going back out after lunch." "Come on, Ash." "It's my first day of total freedom, and I... [loud crash]" "[Turns off TV] What was that?" "It was probably nothing." "Yeah, you're right." "[Loud crash]" "Call Dad?" "ZACK:" "No." "Come on." " Well?" " Well, what?" "Well, aren't you going to go out there to look?" "Why me?" "You're the older brother." "You opened the door." "Be my guest." "[Ashley groans]" "[Max panting]" "[Both screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Max barking] Go, go, go, go, go!" " Where is it?" " I don't know." "[Max panting]" "[Whimpering]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[Barking]" "[Both screaming]" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "[Max barking]" " Aah!" " Go!" "ZACK:" "What is it?" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[Vase shatters] Aah!" "What is he?" "Zack, shut up!" "You're just going to agitate it." "[Growling and snarling]" " Oh, snap!" " Aah!" "Aah!" "What's he want?" "I don't know." "Wait." "[Toy squeaks, Max groans]" "Max?" "Max." "Oh, boy, I missed you so much." "No way." "[Max panting]" "Max?" "Is that really you, boy?" " [Slurps]" " Whoa!" "Oh, that dog stinks!" "Did you get stung by a bunch of bees or something?" "No, I bet it was toxic waste." "It's always toxic waste." "No, it's something else." "Like what?" "Like..." "I don't know." "[Growling]" "But I do know one thing." " Max is back." " Yeah." "Whoa!" "Well, at least he'll be easy to find, right?" "[Bed creaking] ASHLEY:" "Yeah." "Better hide him." "Yeah." "SIRUS:" "Dr. Victor." "Uh, Mr. Caldwell, I, uh..." "I really need to go to the restroom." "You think I could..." "Uh..." "I have an ultimatum for you, Dr. Victor." "Dr. Lloyd." "Uh, an ultimatum, sir?" "SIRUS:" "You allowed our prize test subject to escape." "Because of you, there is no breakthrough product to go to market." "Everything was destroyed in that beast's rampage, a rampage initiated by a lack of oversight." "Ergo, the responsibility is yours." "Excuse me, Mr. Caldwell, but it really wasn't my fault." " Wait." "There's more." " Oh, great." "That mutt destroyed all our computer records, the serum, and the antidote, so..." " Mm-hmm." " Here's what you're going to do." "You..." "[waterflowing]" "Are going to get that dog, bring it back here, re- create the serum and the antidote..." "Antidote." "...by gene splicing his bloodwork, and then I'm going to have the dog destroyed... by you." "Why?" "What did the dog do?" "It bit my butt!" "And no one bites Sirus Caldwell's butt." "Why would we have to splice the DNA of an innocent creature just to replicate the..." "Just bring me the dog!" "You can start at the address where we found it." "My security team is at your disposal." " Oh, that won't be necessart." " [Gulping water]" "[Groaning]" "[Whining, groaning]" "[Belches]" "SIRUS:" "Go." "Too late." "Sorrt." "Well, that's new." "[Sloshing]" "I should probably get that looked at." "Ahh-ha." "Wow." "Uh, hey, kid." "Um, do you happen to know where the people live who put this flyer up?" "Maybe." "Why?" "Well, I may know what happened to their dog." "What do you say, can you help me out?" " Sure." " Hey, thanks, kid, I appreciate it." "CHARLIE:" "Ten bucks." "I'm sorrt?" "You heard me." "Ten bucks." "Aw, come on, kid, it's just a lost dog." "You don't care." "Okay." "Heh." "You take credit cards?" "All right, they're all canceled anyway." "Look, all I have is a twenty, so I'm just..." "That'll work." "Okay, go around the corner, down to Maple, make a right." "It's the second-to- last house on the left-hand side at the end of the street." "Thanks, Rockefeller." "Good luck with that twenty." "Don't spend it all in one place." "Cute kid." "[car alarm blaring]" "Aw, come on!" "Sorrt, kid... sort of." "[Alarm stops]" "Max, stop it!" "Oh, you got to be kidding me." "Hey, guys, Max is missing." "Keep an eye out, will you?" "Thanks." "[Beeps]" "[Telephone ringing]" "[Max growling, fabric tearing]" "[Ringing]" "It's Dad!" "[Growling]" "[Telephone ringing] Max, let go!" "ZACK:" "Max, let go!" "[Beep] Hi, Daddy!" "Hey, honey, how's everything?" "[Max growling, crash]" "ZACK:" "Ashley, help me!" "Yeah, everything's fine, normal, peachy. [giggles]" "Max show up yet?" " Aah!" " Grab him!" "Ashley, what's going on?" "Uh, Mr. Hudson's cat got into our backyard, so we're just trting to catch it." "[Loud crashes]" "Mr. Hudson has a cat?" "ASHLEY:" "Uh, yeah, Dad, I totally thought that you knew that." "And we're just trting to catch him, because, you know, I'm totally allergic to cats." "Ah- choo!" "Ah- choo!" "Right." "Ashley, I need you now!" "I'm coming!" "Get that cat out and be careful." "I handed out flyers at the station, so all eyes are out on Max." "Uh, yes, okay, Dad." "[Loud crash]" "I love you!" "Thanks!" "Bye!" "Love you... too." "I'm coming!" "ASHLEY:" "Come on, boy." "Come on." "I've got yourfavorite treats." "Would you like them?" "It tastes good." "[Max snorting]" "I'd pourthat food quick if I were you." "[Max snorting]" "[Food crunching]" "You'd better leave the bag." "ASHLEY:" "Good night, Max." "[Max grunting, food crunching]" "[Scart movie music playing on TV]" "So now what?" "Now we figure out how to get him back to normal." "And how exactly do we do that?" "[Sighs] Jeez, I don't know, Zack." "I figure we just call up Dr. Frankenstein and set up an appointment." "Are you serious?" "You got any better ideas?" "Ashley, Ashley, Ashley." "[Growls] Hmm?" "[Food shaking]" "[Sniffing]" "[crunching]" "[Sniffing]" "[Panting and sniffing]" "[Trash cans clanking] [cat yowls]" "[Ringing]" "Neighborhood Alert." "This is Helen." "Mm-hmm, okay." "My God." "What-what area are you in?" "Yes, yes, all right!" "I'm on it!" "I'll be right there!" "[Growling, trash cans clanking]" "[Sniffing]" "[Rings]" "Neighborhood Alert." "This is Helen." "Yes." "No, I'm on it." "Well, that's kind of close." "That's next door!" "Oh, my!" "All right, thank you vert much!" "Bye!" "Okay, honey, Mommy has to go to work now." "There's some stuff going on out here, and I've got to make sure that evertbody knows about it." "And I've got to keep them safe, so what I need for you to do is I need for you to not answerthe... [ringing]" "Yes, Neighborhood Alert!" "I'm on it!" "I'm right there, yes!" "I need for you to keep safe..." "[crunching apple]" "And not answerthe door, all right?" "Please, take yourfinger out of your mouth." "Okay?" "You're going to get buck teeth, and Mommy loves you so much, yes." "Okay, move!" "[Panting]" "[Pop music playing inside]" "VIDEO GAME SINGER:" "# And I know, I know #" "[Max groans]" "# This feeling's too strong #" "[Max groans, music continues]" "[Urine tinkling on hubcap]" "It's that pesky dog again, isn't it?" "[Sing-song] Where are you?" "I know you're out there." "Oh, yes, I do." "Where are you?" "[Kissing sounds]" "Come on, little puppy." "[Sniffing]" "Aah!" "My beautiful car." "[Trash cans rattle]" "[Max growling]" "Come on, you miserable mutt." "Monty's got a blistering solo for you." " [Snarling]" " Aah!" "What was that?" "Max!" "Come on." "Let's go!" "[Max grunting]" "[Slurps]" "Aah-aah!" "[Groaning] Oh!" "[Panting and grunting]" "Oh!" "Uh..." "Neighborhood Alert!" "[Blowing whistle]" "Neighborhood Alert!" "[Monty groans] Mr. Hudson?" "Mr. Hudson!" "Are you all right?" "Mr. Hudson!" "Oh, my God." "Ohh!" "Oh, are you all right?" "My car." "Do you see my car?" " What?" "What happened?" " Monster licked my face." "Kids!" "Kids, kids, kids, kids!" "Children, what are you doing out here with crime running rampant?" "You need to get back home where it's safe." "Charlie, quick!" "Go call 911." "Now!" "Go!" "Children, get out of here quick!" "All right, go home where it's safe!" "Go!" "ZACK:" "Come on, Ashley, let's go." " Ahh!" "Oh!" " Mr. Hudson?" "Look, don't worrt about a thing." "MONTY:" "Oh!" "Ow!" "You stall Monty and Helen." "I'll round up you know who." "Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait." "Get him inside without him being seen." " Okay." " Okay." "HELEN:" "I know exactly what to do, so don't worrt about a thing." "You look horrible, but I am going to take care if it all." "All right?" "Don't get up!" " Oh, my gosh, no." " [Groaning]" "What happened to yourface?" "ASHLEY:" "Max?" "Come here, boy!" "Max?" "[Max panting]" "[Whines]" "Hey, boy, we've got to get you inside, okay?" "Okay, go inside." "I got a treat!" "[Sirens]" "MONTY:" "Help!" "[Moans]" "[Sirens]" "Ash!" "Ash, guess what?" "Dad's out there, and he's with the fire crew." "Let's move." "You be good, all right?" "No barking." "Got it?" "[Barks]" "Never mind." "Come on, let's go." "MONTY:" "Officer." "Officer, I'm glad you're here, young man." "I wish to report a felony." "There, uh..." "There is a beast." "A giant, size of a car, licked my face." "Licked me right across the face." "You wouldn't believe it." "Sir, uh, have you been drinking tonight?" "Have I been drink..." "Of course, I haven't been drinking, you idiot!" "Do I look like I've been drinking?" "Would I be lying here if I'd been drinking, eh?" "Who do you think you are, prancing along up here with your... with your... with your uniform and your badge and your gun, asking good members of the community if they've been drinking?" "No, I have not been bloody drinking!" "I just wanted to let you know what's going on here." "I am in charge of the Neighborhood Alert." "In fact, I'm the one who called you and wanted to make sure that you got here immediately, because there's something crazy going on, and I don't know what it is." "And I used to want to be a police officer, but, my God, I'm a single parent!" "How could I possibly do that, right?" " What's up, guys?" " Hey, Dad!" "Hi, Dad!" " Uh, nothing, nothing." " Nothing." "Nothing much, uh, but things are getting really crazy out here." "Yeah." "Did you hear Mr. Hudson was attacked by this huge fur... fur..." "He wasn't actually attacked." "He just saw something that scared him." "Right?" "Yeah, uh-huh." "So, uh, Dad, is Mr. Hudson going to be okay?" "Yeah, he's going to be fine." "How do you know about Mr. Hudson?" "BOTH:" "Well, um..." "Ms. Knight told us when she checked in on us." "Didn't she?" "Yeah, yeah." "She did." "She most certainly did." "Oh." "Well, I think you guys should come with me and stay in the station tonight." "BOTH:" "No!" "No!" "We can't do that, 'cause in there..." " It's, uh..." " I and she... and I in the house." " Yeah." " Yeah, uh-huh." "Okay, just stay inside, okay?" "And lock up." "Call me if there's anything suspicious." "I'm sure it's nothing, but just to be safe, lock it up." " Okay." " See you, Dad." "Uh, love you!" "Bye!" "Yeah, I love you." "[Glass breaking]" "This is going to be a long night." "Hey, Mark, what do you think?" "I think this guy's a goof." "You think you can have one of your guys stick around for us tonight just in case?" " Okay, you got it." " Thanks." "[Rock music blares on radio]" "[Turns radio off]" "[Horn beeps]" "Okay." "[crash]" "Ahh!" "Oh!" "Mmm!" "[Doorbell rings]" "Uh, you..." "Ooh." "Can I help you?" " VICTOR:" "Good morning, ma'am." " Morning." "I represent Out Of This World Vacuums." " Perhaps you've heard of us." " No, I haven't." " Ohh!" " Aah!" "Neverfear." "Allow me to demonstrate." "This amazing Out Of This World Vacuum can clean up any amount of dirt you can possib..." "Ugh." "Mister, it's going to take more than a vacuum to clean up this mess!" "[Max barking] ZACK:" "Ashley, I need you now!" "Coming!" "[Loud crash]" "Look, thanks, but no thanks." "No, I'd just like to show you something really..." "Oh!" "Ooomph!" "[cat yowls] I hate cats!" "[Max snorts and barks]" "[cat growls]" "[Garage door clicks]" "Oh!" "Ahh!" "Okay." "Uh!" "Ah!" "Uh!" "Ahh!" "[Laughing]" "Oh, no." "No." "No." "Really?" "Aah!" "Ha ha!" "I'm in!" "No!" "Yah!" "Yah!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[Garage doorthuds] Oh!" "Oh, that's extremely painful!" "Oww!" "[cell phone ringing]" "[Groans] Uh-huh." "[Mutters, pants]" "Yes, Mr. Caldwell." "SIRUS:" "How goes the hunt, Dr. Victor?" "Oh, you know, I'm working in it!" "I don't want you working on it!" "I want you finishing it!" "Now!" "[coughing]" "I want that dog here, now, or something bad is going to happen to you." "SIRUS:" "Or maybe something bad is going to happen... to Fluffy." "You wouldn't." "Ooh!" "I would." "[Shouts]" "[Line buzzes]" "HELEN:" "Aaaahh!" "Ow!" "[gasping]" "What are you doing here?" "Uh, I'm the pool guy?" "I don't think so." "No." "Ha!" "VICTOR:" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Hey, kid!" "Help me out here a little bit, please?" " 10 bucks." " 10 bucks?" "I already gave you a 20." "True." " Oh!" "Oh!" "Ohh!" " Ahh!" "All right, fine." " Hey, Mom!" " What, honey?" "Honey, Mommy's working." "Please." "Make it later, okay?" " You're a mean lady!" " No!" "No, no!" "You come back!" "Hey!" "Uhhh!" "Thanks, kid!" "CLERK:" "Next." "[Scanner beeping]" "Paper, plastic, or dump truck?" "Wow, you guys must have a lot of dogs." "Nope, just one big one." "And, boy, is he hungrt." "I mean, this dog is, like, really hungrt." " Ugh!" " Let's go." "They got the super- size pooper scoopers back there." "You're going to need it." "ZACK:" "Okay." "Here we go." "Aah!" "This thing is heavy!" "Well, don't make me do all the work." "Help!" "Pull!" "Come on, pull." "[Max barking]" "Hurrt up!" "Can't you see he's hungrt?" "When isn't he hungrt?" "ZACK:" "Whoa!" "[Max grunting and chomping]" "We... are in so much trouble." "No, Zack, not if we can figure out a way to undo whatever it is Max got himself into." "Well, that sounds great." "Do you have a magic wand or something?" "No." "But maybe I found someone who does." "We need to move on this." "Way ahead of you... as usual." "How are we supposed to get that to the vet's office without someone noticing?" "ZACK:" "Slow, down, Ash." "His tail keeps whacking me in the face." "ASHLEY:" "You're starting to sound like a crtbaby." "Hello?" "Mr. Caldwell?" "Mr. Caldwell?" "SIRUS:" "Where's the dog?" "VICTOR:" "Uh, I couldn't find him." "SIRUS:" "Really?" "VICTOR:" "Yes, sir." "Uh, listen, the reason I'm here is to tell you that I quit." "What you're doing here is wrong, and I..." "I don't want to be a part of it." "Not a part of it?" "Buddy... you created it." "[Laughing]" "And now it, and you, are going to make me... rich!" "Well..."er"!" "[Laughing]" "Oh, and, uh, thanks forfinding the dog." "I didn't find the dog." "Be- bah be- bah, no lies, no lies." "My security was following you all day." "They're actually moving in right now to collect my little prize." "Oh, and, Dr. Victor... you can't quit... because you're fired." "Bye- bye." "[Max snorting and panting]" "ASHLEY:" "It's okay, Max." "It's going to be all right." " Hi, kids." " Hi." "I'm Dr. Tawni Martinez." "What you got there?" "Uh, maybe you should let me do that." " [Snarls, barks] - /D/os m/o" "This is my dog, Max." "I'm Ashley." "This is my brother, Zack." " Hi." " Hi." "It's like an undiscovered species." "No, he's just a mutt." "Honest." "[Max panting and groaning]" "Ay-yi-yi." "TAWNl:" "His breath. [laughs]" "So this is your dog." "But he didn't always look like this." "ZACK:" "Something happened to him." "ASHLEY:" "Can you help us?" "He was such a cute dog." "[Max whines]" "I mean, you are a cute dog." "Sorrt, Max." "Well, uh..." "I will need to keep him here, of course, while I run a few tests and examine him." "[Max whines] Oh, ho." "Don't worrt." "Nothing serious, m/ pequeño monstruo." "I promise I'll do everything I can to help." "Anything to get my old dog back." "Okay." " Well, let's bring him in." " Okay." "Come on." "[Max whines]" "ASHLEY:" "Come on, Max." "[Animals yapping and squeaking]" "It's okay, babies." "This is Señor Max, and we are all going to make him feel welcome aren't we, hmm?" "This is my dog, Lady." "Guess what, Lady?" "We have a guest." "[Lady whines]" "Hmm, I don't think I have a cage big enough for you, Max." "Dr. Martinez is going to help you." "And I'm sure Lady won't mind the company, will you, Lady?" "[Lady barks]" "You see?" "It's going to be fine." "I think she likes him." "Lady's special." "ASHLEY:" "So is Max." "Well, then I would say it's a match made in... somewhere, right?" "TAWNl:" "Don't worrt." "He'll be fine." "Come by tomorrow, and, hopefully, I will know something by then." "ASHLEY:" "Thank you." "ZACK:" "Thanks." "You okay?" "Yeah." "I'm just worried about Max." "Oh." "You know, you don't have to keep on helping me." "We've been even since the flyers." "Yeah, I know." "But I guess this is sort of what older brothers do fortheir little sisters, you know?" "After all, we are family." "Right?" "That's right." "You don't need to worrt, little sis." "Everything's going to be fine," "I promise." "[Doorbell rings] [cartoon playing on TV]" "You again?" "Listen, we're not interested, okay?" "I've got a whole lot of stuff I'm dealing with right now, mister." "I know." "You know?" "You know what?" "What do you know?" "I know about your dog." "What happened to him." "Look, um... it was my fault." "I work for a company called Envigormax, and they kidnapped your dog and forced me to inject him with a serum." "Things just got kind of out of hand, and I..." "I didn't stop things when I should have." "Look, the good news is I can help." "I can restore him." "Please?" "What am I talking about?" "I wouldn't trust me, either." "VICTOR:" "Look, um..." "I'm going to leave you my number, okay?" "So if you change your mind, you call me." "I'm really sorrt... about everything." "Please help us." "I have never seen anything like this." "Max, you are a regular phenomenon." "And I need to get something to eat." "You two behave now, okay?" "I'll be back to finish up." "I have a feeling it's going to be a long night." "[Max and Lady whine]" "[Keypad beeping]" "[Device whirrs]" "[Lock clicks]" "[Alarm beeping]" "[Beeping stops]" "[Max snoring]" "[Natalya humming]" "[Small dogs barking]" "Look what fell out of the ugly tree." "[Snorting]" "[Growling]" "Nighty-night." "[Dart gun fires, Max yelps]" "It's not good to go to bed angrt." "[Dart gun fires, Lady yelps]" "Pfft." "[Natalya humming]" "What's going on here?" "Uh, monster rescue." "I'm going to place him in nice home, cutest little laboratort." "All the latest accommodations." "He has a home, and that is where he is going." "Now get out." "NATALYA:" "My pleasure." "Consider it done." "[Humming]" "VICTOR:" "I just hope I'm not too late." " Hurrt!" " [Gasps]" "Mean lady." "Where are you taking those children?" "Uh..." "An evil corporation kidnapped their dog, gave it a serum, turned it into a monster mutt, now I'm taking them back to my lab to give it another serum to turn it back into a normal dog?" "Well, why didn't you say so?" " Well, we thought we'd sound crazy." " Monster mutt, oh, my gosh." "That must have been scart, huh?" "The dog was like a monster?" " Twice the size of something..." " I don't think so!" "Kidnapper!" "Get out of here!" "Kidnapper!" "You kidnapper!" " Ow!" "That one connected." " Get out of here!" "Watch Alert!" "Unh!" "You!" "Mrs. Knight, he's really trting to help us!" "Oh, I'll bet he just told you to say that, didn't he?" "No!" "Really, he's our Uncle Gilroy." "Yeah, he's our..." "Uncle Gilroy." "Um, we're just trting to find their dog." "What's its name?" "Max." "HELEN:" "Hmm." "You have beautiful eyes, by the way." "VICTOR:" "Seatbelts." "VICTOR:" "Uncle Gilroy?" "ASHLEY:" "I'm sorrt." "It was all I could think of." "Okay, here's the plan." "We're going to go inside, we'll sneak Max out the back here, we'll take him to my laboratort," "I'll give him the serum, and you'll have your dog back." " Okay." " Okay." "[Smoke detector beeping]" " Max!" " No, Ashley!" "Wait, you can't go in there!" "Max is in there!" "And all those other animals." "Okay, okay, all right." "Calm, calm." "We're all calm, we're all calm." "Are we calm?" "Are we calm?" "ASHLEY:" "Yes, we're calm." "VICTOR:" "Okay, here." "Take the phone, okay?" "Call 911." "Go back to the car, call 911." "Call 911." "Call 911." "That's what we do." "Okay, let's..." "Hey, wait, Victor!" "The cages are in the back." "Thanks, Zack." "[Taking deep breaths]" "Go, go, go!" "All right, Ashley, let's go." "[Smoke detector beeping, animals making noise] [coughing]" "[coughing]" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Um...okay, who's first?" "Here you go." "Got you." "It's okay." "Just stay calm." "Stay calm." "[coughing]" "Go." "Run, little buddy!" "Go!" "[Dog barking]" "It's okay." "It's okay." "Go." "It's all right!" "It's all right!" "[Groans]" "Rat." "Rat, rat, rat, rat, rat!" "[Groaning]" "Run for your life!" "Okay, okay, I got you." "I got you." "Here we go." "[Sirens]" "Where's Max?" "And Dr. Martinez?" "I couldn't find them." " Hey!" " Dad!" "What are you guys doing here?" "We brought Max to the vet's office." "He needed help." " You found Max?" " Yeah, Dad!" "But something happened to him." "Hey, sir, is there anyone left in that building?" "I don't know." "There was a lot of smoke." "I got most of the animals, though, I think." "Max and Dr. Martinez, they might still be in there." "ZACK:" "Dad, you got to go get them!" "JEFF:" "You guys stay here, okay?" " Okay." " Careful, Daddy!" "Are you okay?" "[Tawni coughing]" " Take a breath." " The animals." "JEFF:" "You're okay." "Breathe deep." "They're all out." "You feel all right?" "[Tawni panting]" " Here." " Thank you." "JEFF:" "What happened here today?" "Where's Max?" "There was a woman, and, uh... she said she was taking him to his new home, and everything went black." "Are you saying that Max has been kidnapped?" "Forthe second time." "I know where he is." " Wait!" " Wait!" "We're coming with you." "Now, look, it's too dangerous, okay?" "I gotta do this alone." " Sir, sir." " I need to leave here." " You've been in a fire." " I have to go." "I really have to go." "You don't understand." "FIREMAN:" "Let me explain it to you." "Oh, look, a turtle, you should pick that up." "[engine starts]" "[coughing]" "Can I get you some more water?" "I'm good, really." "Thanks again." "I better check on my kids." "TAWNl:" "Kids?" "Yeah, Ashley and Zack." "Ashley and Zack are your kids?" "Yeah, yeah." "Ashley!" "Zack?" "Hey, kids?" "ASHLEY:" "Ow." "ZACK:" "Ashley, be quiet." "ASHLEY:" "Okay." " Oh!" "No, what are you guys doing here?" "Now I have to take you home." " No!" " No!" "No, you can't take us home!" "You'd lose too much time backtracking." "All right, just stay in the car." "I'll be right back." "ZACK:" "Hey!" "Hey, no." "We're coming with you whether you like it or not." "Please, Uncle Gilroy." "Let's go!" "Come on." "[Liquid gurgling]" "All right, come on in." "ZACK:" "Max!" "ASHLEY:" "Max!" "Max!" "All right, Max." "[Injector hisses]" "Got some stuff that's going to get you back to being a normal dog." "[Max panting]" "SIRUS:" "What's up, doc?" "Ta-da!" "Oh, and I see you brought your little nerdlings with you." "So cute." "And look, you had the antidote all along." "The antidote is forthe dog and the dog only." "Yet you're going to give it to me anyhow." "I worked for your dad forten years." "He'd be ashamed of what you've done with this company." "He was a good person, who cared about people." "That was his problem." "He cared about people instead of business... or cholesterol, which is actually probably what killed him." "You know what?" "You didn't need that dog to bite you to turn you into a monster." "You already were one." "Oh, look what you did." "You turned the words around to hurt my widdle feelings. [whines]" "Nice job, Shakespeare." "Now, hand overthe antidote, Dr. Victor." "The name is Dr. Lloyd." "[Bones crunch] Mmm..." "Mother." "[Yawns] Mmm." "Time to hurt you." "Hey!" "Victor's fine, Victor's fine, Victor's fine!" "Victor!" "Give me the antidote." "We've got it." "You just have to guess which one of us has it." "Huh?" "Go!" "Go, Ashley!" "Run!" " Aah!" "ZACK:" "Go!" "You get back here!" "[Sinister laugh]" "Ha ha ha!" "SIRUS:" "I don't think so." "Oh, no leaving." "All right, kid, give it to me." "Fine." " The other hand." " Oh!" "Oh..." " Huh?" " Sorrt." "Ashley!" "Do it now!" "[Sirus growling]" " Aah!" " No!" "[Ashley screaming]" "[Sirus growling]" "Rrrr!" "[Sinister laughter]" "Now it's just you and me." " Give me the antidote." " No!" "[Max growling]" "ZACK:" "Go!" "Go!" "[Max barking]" "[Growling and snarling]" "[Surprised growl]" "[Barks]" "[Whimpers]" "[Snarling]" "Ashley, give me that." "We have to inject that thing before it kills Max." "No!" "Then there won't be any left for Max." "Well, if we don't do something now, that thing's going to kill him." "[Whimpering]" "Huh?" "[Panting]" "[Sirus groaning]" "[Grunting]" "[chuckling]" "Thanks forthe injection, kid." "I appreciate it." "I did it for Max, not for you." "[Mocking] I did it for Max, not for you." "Doesn't matter." "Eitherway, I win." "Only problem is... you two little monkeys have seen way too much, so now I'm wondering, what will an overdose of monster serum do to you?" "Aaaaah!" "SIRUS:" "Oof!" "[Lock clicks, birds chirping]" "Oh, and by the way," "I'm sure the police will enjoy the security footage of you trting to give two innocent children an overdose of monster serum, and I'll be sure to tell the police that your name is... [raspberrt]" "Victor, you did it!" "VICTOR:" "No, we did it." "[Laughing]" "[Max whimpering] Max!" "Max!" "[Max panting]" "You're okay, boy." "See?" "I always knew he could shake." "Ashley, what's wrong?" "We used all the serum." "Now there's no more left for Max." "[Whimpering]" "VICTOR:" "Rule number one, always have a backup." "ASHLEY:" "Victor, you did it." "[Victor laughing]" "You're the best, Victor." "VICTOR:" "Who's a big boy?" "Who's the big boy?" "Huh?" "Want to lose about 200 pounds?" "Here we go." " Hey, Victor." " Oh, hey, guys." "How are they?" " How's who?" " You know." "No." "Who are you talking about?" "You know." "Can we see them?" " I'm just kidding." "Want to see them?" " Yes." " Come on back." " Okay." "Yay!" "TAWNl:" "I was thinking we would put the built-ins right over here." "What do you think?" "JEFF:" "I think I'm going to be starving when I'm done with this." "How about I make us dinner at my house?" "Tonight?" "Six o'clock?" "I'll be there at five." "ASHLEY:" "Hey!" "Keep it clean, you two." "ZACK:" "Nice one, Dad." "Hey, Max." "Lady." "Oh, the puppies are so cute." " Look at this one." " Not bad, Max." "Not bad at all." "HELEN:" "Where are the little puppies?" "ASHLEY:" "Over here!" "Oh, they are the most adorable little things I've ever seen." "CHARLIE:" "Good job, Max." "This one's for you." "Ahem." "Mr. Gilroy." "Yes?" "I just wanted to remind you that, um, bridge night is tonight at my home, and, well, maybe you can drop over around seven?" "Seven it is." "Or I could stop over at five to set up?" "That'd be nice." "Thank you." "Come on, Charlie." "Yah!" " Mr. Gilroy?" " It's a long stort." " Hi." " Hi." "May I help you?" "Yeah, rumor has it that you all are looking for good homes for some puppies, and I was hoping I could get one for my daughter." "Oh, why, yes." "They're right overthere." "Please take your pick." "[Puppies whimpering]" "Mommy, I think I found the perfect one." "[Puppy snarling]" "You really know how to pick 'em, don't you?" "Um..." "It's a monstrous little thing, huh?" "Yeah." "Uh..." "I'm sure he'll grow into those teeth." " Great choice" " It's getting late." "ZACK:" "Dad, why don't I help you with this?" "JEFF:" "Yeah, can you, uh, hold this?" "[Snarls and barks]" "# Busted, bleeding' #" "# Nothing to believe in #" "# Well, I've taken just as much as I'm gonna take #" "# And I've been stood up #" "# Knocked down #" "# Had enough of this town #" "# When midnight comes #" "# We'll make this prison shake #" "# Oh, well #" "Hello." "Can I help you?" "Hello, little one." "[Puppy barking]" "I represent Out Of This World Vacuum Cleaners." "Perhaps you've heard of us?" "[Humming]" "# Yeah #" "# Ooh, wild on the run #" "# Let's go!" "#" "# Wild on the run #" "# Yeah #" "# We're wild on the run #" "# Busted, bleeding' #" "# Stood up #" "# Knocked down #" "# I can't take it no more #" "# Whoa, I've been busted #" "# Bleeding #" "# Stood up and knocked down, baby #" "# I can't take it no more # [new song begins]" "# Your eyes are like crashing waves that drown me #" "# As I stare #" "# Your smile's like a sunrise #" "# Warming up the summer's air #" "# And to think I was so lucky #" "# As to wake up next to you #" "# I smelled your scent on everything #" "# Oh, I wish you knew #" "# And I know, I know #" "# You heard this before #" "# But this feeling's too strong #" "# For us to ignore #" "# And the only thing keeping me up at night #" "# I'm terrified #" "# The fear of losing you #"