"This stuff is da kine, man." "You could pay off the F.B.I. With this, and they'd never know." "We just sell it by weight." "It takes too long to count it." "Who cares?" "[Chuckling]" "[Crockett] The plates are excellent, but the paper... unbelievable composition." " Spectroscopy, my friend." " Spec what?" "Molecular analyzation of matter through laser light." "Read a book sometime." "[Chortling] # Money don't get everything it's true #" "# But what it don't get, I can't use #" "# I need money # # That's what I want #" "# That's what I want ##" "I just can't believe you're letting Darlene move in so fast." "I'm not letting Darlene do anything." "Watch it here." "I'm not letting her do anything." "I want her to." "Oh, sure." "Like the fish wants to be hooked by the fisherman?" "You know, I was hoping in my heart that this wouldn't affect our friendship, but I can see you're not big enough to get over the fact that she dumped you." "Dumped me?" "Is that what she told you?" "[Beeping] There's the signal." "Hit him!" "You okay, old man?" "Yeah!" "Let's go!" "[Siren Wailing]" "We got heat!" "Miami Vice!" "The building is surrounded!" " [Crockett] What's going on?" "I thought you said this place was safe." " [Tubbs] What the hell?" "Gasoline.!" "Gasoline!" "Artie!" "Artie!" " Artie, don't, man." "Don't do it, man." " [Tubbs] Hey, Artie.!" " [Crockett] Artie." " [Tubbs] Artie!" "They're cops!" "Carlos!" "[Both Coughing]" "You got nothin' on me, sucker!" "You got ashes!" "Hold this, Stan." "[Crockett] Larry, you can't go in there.!" "[Tubbs] Hey, Larry.!" "Larry!" "Lar!" "Larry!" "Larry.!" "[Yelling]" "[Shouting] Ashes, huh?" "Ashes!" "[Coughing] You all right, Larry?" "Larry, are you all right?" "I just burned my fingertips." "Oh, man!" "What about the money?" "Leave it for somebody else." "Come on, man!" "## [Singing Nonsense]" "What do you got there?" "A souvenir." "One of Artie's masterpieces." "I'm gonna frame it for a memento." "I wouldn't." "Bogus bill's bad luck." "Don't you know that?" "Stan, I believe things are either in whack or outta whack." "Right now my life's in whack." "You moved in with Darlene." "Your life's about to get out of whack." "[Chuckles]" "Hey, what's that?" "It's a fire." "Wow." "One of my neighbors, I guess." "Huh." "What's up, Chief?" "Gas main exploded." "Do you know a Mr. Lawrence Zito?" "My house!" "[Fireman] Look, Mr. Zito, I'm sorry." "My house!" "My motorcycle." "[Zito] Harry!" "Gas fire... the worst." "I'm sorry, but this is all we were able to save." "What is it?" "Mailbox." "[Laughs] What is it?" "It's your gas bill." "## [Rock]" "[Elvis Presley] # When I walk through that door?" "# Baby, be polite #" "# You're gonna make me sore #" "# If you don't greet me right #" "# Don't you ever kiss me once #" "# Kiss me twice #" "# Treat me nice # Looks like Darlene can't find room for all her stuff." "This isn't Darlene's stuff." "It's my stuff." "## [Humming]" "## [Humming Continues]" "[Sighs] [Switek] Darlene.!" "In the bedroom!" "Oh, he's gonna love this!" "[Screams] Oh, Stan." "Hmm?" "Don't touch the hair." "Sorry." "Stan, honey bunch, I made a few minor decorating decisions." "I hope you don't mind." "Oh, and we're gonna have to hang your clothes in the garage." "What garage?" " Larry." " Darlene." "Well." "I wasn't expecting guests for dinner." "Larry's house blew up." "Gas main leak." "He lost everything, Darlene." "Harry too." "That stupid fish?" "Uh, I told Larry he could stay with us for a couple of days." "Larry, could you give us a couple of minutes?" "He can't stay here." "Why not?" "He's my friend.!" "I don't even know why you brought him in." "He's gotta stay here." "This is my first night, and I'm not even unpacked.!" "So what do you want me to do with him?" "He's got nowhere else to go but here.!" "He's my friend.!" "Don't you even care about me?" "I guess I'll park myself on Mr. Sofa." "[Arguing Continues]" "# If you really want my lovin'?" "# Treat me nice ##" "Don't you even love me?" "What about me?" "Here." "One of the meatheads left this in the men's room." "Aw, you shouldn't have." "We didn't." "It's for Zito." "Well, if it's a house, he's gonna be a little cramped." "I told you." "You can use some of my clothes." "I'll go to a thrift shop at lunch." "Here." "What's this?" "We sort of chipped in 'cause we love you." "What is it?" "Open it." "Go." "It's an inflatable house." "Come on." "How was your warehouse sting?" "[Scoffs]" "Nada." "We've been hearing thatJohn C. Costelada's back in town." "Everybody's afraid to bite the hook." "[Castillo] I vaguely remember." "Fill me in." "Up until a couple of years ago, Costelada was the master fence of stolen goods in South Florida." "I'm talking by the shipload." "I heard he ran into some trouble in Mexico." "[Crockett] He bought his way out." "He's slick as they come." "He works strictly as a broker, so he doesn't get dirty." "We have to catch him literally taking possession of goods he knows are stolen." "It's not gonna be an easy job." "The only way to do that is to flip one of his retailers." "Switek and I worked him a year ago and got zip." "[Castillo] Why don't you get back on him?" "[Zito] Okay." "That's really nice." "[Joplin] You like it?" "It's like a new start or something." "[Calabrese] It's a girl." "Harriet." "After the job we did on that counterfeiting ring, we had a couple of slack days coming." "That was until somebody opened his stupid mouth." ""Ah, me and Switek, we got plenty on Costelada!"" "What's the big deal?" "Let me try to explain it in terms you might understand." "A new girlfriend is like a new goldfish." "You gotta spend time with them so they get accustomed to the bowl." "You know?" "I know fish move around in the dark." "[Disgusted Sigh]" "You see?" "That's what I don't understand." "These constant attacks." "Why don't you just face it?" "She wasn't into you." "Ooh!" "That stings, Stan." "[Sighs] Miss Hair Spray 1985 was the one that got away." "I think Darlene's hair looks great!" "It oughta." "People spend less time raising their children." "For one week, and one week only, at all Bonzo Barry stores..." "[Growls] Right here, right now, the right equipment at the right price, because Bonzo Barry has harpooned the high cost of quality stereo." "[Strangled Screaming] Sorry." "I've scoured the audio and video arctic and brought back these bargains... at prices frozen so low you'll have to buy them, because Bonzo Barry always..." " Seals the deal!" " [Barking]" "Why should he be clapping?" "Because I'll beat any deal in the Miami area." "So come on down to any one of our five... that's right, count them..." "five Bonzo Barry high-tech stores." "For your stereo needs, for your video needs, for your stereo-video needs, come on down." "Isn't that the girl we busted for soliciting about a year ago?" "Don't look." "I don't know." "No." "That's her, isn't it?" "No." "You sure?" " Right here, right now, the right equipment." " Definitely no." "You're positive?" "I'd stake my life on it." "And remember, all Bonzo Barry components and equipment... are fully backed by our very own "seal" of approval!" "[Barks]" "Okay." "That's enough." "We'll splice it together." "Whatever." "Excuse me." "We talked on the phone." "We're the, uh..." "Discount suppliers." "Yeah, well, like I told you, I got my own discount suppliers." "Yeah, but, uh, not like us." "We can really pull our weight." "Top of the line." "Sony, Nakamichi," "Luxman, Macintosh." "State of the art, all factory sealed." "Eighty percent discount." "All right, let's go back to my office, and you can convince me." "Barry?" "Barry." "Not now, honey." "I'm talking some business." "Police business?" "What do you mean, police business?" "Well, when you're talking with two cops, you're usually talking police business." "I took a bust from these two guys!" "Get out of here." "It was her." "Damn.!" "Everything would have worked out perfectly if she wasn't there." "It's just..." "Your bad luck?" "Which is beginning to get contagious." "Our best lead on Costelada blown in 15 seconds." "What do I tell Castillo?" ""We blew it, Lieutenant, because I'm teamed up with an albatross."" "There's gotta be a better way." "Anybody that's into hot properties is gonna know about Costelada." "And who do we know who's into hot property?" "Come on, baby!" "Crash and burn for the Noogman!" "Rat-tat-tat-tat!" "Rat-tat-tat!" "Come on, baby!" "Rat-tat-tat-tat!" "Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!" "[Imitating Engine Roaring]" "[Imitating Machine Gun Firing]" "[Imitating Engine Roaring]" "Ooh!" "Damn!" "Five-O!" "The Noogman, fearless, faster flying' fool!" "Bailin' out, Jack!" "[Laughing]" "Welcome to the Noogman's last night of single-tude, Jack!" " What'd he say?" " The Noogman is getting married on the morrow, Jack.!" "Flyin' the friendly skies!" "Flyin' united." "Who's the unlucky lady?" "Ample Annie, the mean machine." "What's up, mama?" "[Switek] Hardworkin'gal." "I like that." "No wonder I'm not married." "All the good women are spoken for." "So, Noog, how's the fencing business?" "You got the wrong brother, Jackson." "The Noogman is one re-ha-bili-tated dude, you understand?" "Strictly "legizit. '" R" " E-S-P-C-P.!" "[Laughing] Lf'n ever you spell it, that's what I want." "Well, good." "Then you won't mind us taking a trip back to your place... and check out the serial numbers on your shower gifts." "Yeah, I've heard this rap before, fellas." "Just run it down and let the Noogie boogie, please?" "A mover named Costelada." "John Costelada?" "Man, that's one heavy dude!" " Find him." " How am I gonna find him?" "That's impossible." "What, is you drunk?" "Find him." "[Blubbering]" "[Groaning]" "[Metal Clanging]" "[Clanging, Crashing, Glass Shattering]" "[Birds Chirping, Squawking]" "[Bird] Hello.!" "Shut up!" "Who's there?" "Shut up!" "Hi, Iz." "Switek." "Zito." "¿Qué pasó, eh?" "Hey, typical establishment neglect, eh?" "I offered to help these winged refugees with their foreign language requirements." "You know, so they can get their migration card." "And management..." "[Chuckles]" "Blind to the needs of the working bird educator, forget to leave me a key." "We already gave him his English lesson, Iz, in legalese." "You have the right to remain silent!" "[Squawks] You have the right to remain silent!" "You belong in a cage." "Not me, man." "I'm no criminal." "I mean, I never been convicted." "I have a few indictments, man, but..." "I'm a man of no convictions." "[Sighs] [Tool Clatters On Ground]" "So, uh, what do you want me to do?" "[Switek] We want you to set up Costelada." "I got 4,000 Pirelli P225s coming out of Canada tomorrow." "I can have 'em to you by Friday." "Uh, 50, 45 and 40." "Get back to me." "Benny, what the hell's happening with those power tools?" "[On Phone] Johnny C., you'll laugh when you hear where I got 'em." "I don't wanna hear where you got 'em." "I don't wanna see 'em." "I don't wanna touch 'em." "All I wanna do is move 'em." " I got a guy in Pittsburgh's calling me about 'em tomorrow." " Zoom, zoom." " I'll get back to you." "What?" " I have Mr. Rudman on line two." "Here's his file." "Jesus." "[Sighs]" "Rudman." "This is Costelada." "Mr. C., I couldn't accept the merchandise." "They canceled the convention at the last minute." "I hope you understand it wasn't my fault." "Look, what I understand is, you made a deal for 150 compact disc players... that haven't been paid for yet." "I know." "But I can't pay you unless my customers pay me." "What I was thinking..." "When they reschedule the convention, I can..." "Let me tell you what I'm thinking." "I think you got a house on 19 Parkwood Lane with a standard alarm system." "I think your wife drives a black touring Eldorado, license DJC 521." "I think your son's in the third grade at Houston Central Elementary School." "Now, I want my money.!" "You got 48 hours.!" "Now you know what I'm thinking, think about it." "I think I'm gonna sit in the sun for a while." "[Toilet Flushing]" "[Door Closes]" "[Sighs]" "I cannot relax with him coming in and out of here." "He's going to sleep now." "Trust me." "Oh, remember, Stanley, don't touch the hair." "Right." "## [Humming]" "[Kissing] Listen to me, Stanley." "You have a great future ahead of you." "Immediate future, I hope." "No, I'm dead serious." "Zito's holding you back." "He's holding you back from more important things." "I mean, there's no reason you couldn't be Lieutenant Switek... or Captain Switek... or Chief of Police Switek." "You really think so?" "Oh, absolutely." "I saw it the first moment I laid eyes on you." "You mean, when you were at the car wash with Larry?" "And you know what happens to police chiefs, don't ya?" "Don't ya, Mayor Switek?" "[TV:" "Roaring Car Engines]" "[Sighs]" "Larry, what are you doin'?" " TV." " T..." "[Channel Switches]" "# Baby, that's my philosophy # [Zito] Ooh.!" "The king.!" "[Backup Singers] # Yes, it is, now # The king?" "# It's called rubberneckin', baby #" " # But that's all right with me #" " Hey, turn this up." "# Stop, look and listen, baby # Come on, baby." "Turn it up." "[Imitating Elvis Slurring Words]" "Oh, mama." "[Backup Singers] # Yes, it is, now # [Zito] How do you do that?" "# It's called rubberneckin', baby # Mama." "Mmm!" "How do you do that?" "[Both Imitating Elvis Muttering]" "# Some people say I'm wastin'time #" "[Darlene] Oh, Mr. Mayor.!" "## [TV:" "Continues]" "Well, my voters call." "# It gives me such a glow # Good night, Larry!" "Good night, King." "# First thing in the mornin'?" "# Last thing at night #" "## [TV:" "Continues] This session of the city council... will now come to order." "Ohh.!" "[Giggling]" "[Moaning]" "Mmm, little bitty, tiny fingers!" "[Chuckling]" "Oh, Stanley!" "[Vacuum Cleaner Running]" "[Zito] I'm just gonna be a second.!" "Honey?" "Please?" "[Grunts]" "All right." "As mayor, I order you." "You ain't the mayor yet." "[Vacuum Cleaner Continues Running]" "Almost ready, pumpkin." "[Giggles]" "## [Humming] Here ya go!" "Soft, just the way you like 'em." "[Razor Buzzing] Ohh!" "[Grunts, Moaning] I just lost my appetite." "Stan, you got any café cubano?" "[Banging On Door]" "Don't tell me you're fine!" "What the hell are you guys doin' here?" "This morning I am doing my official duty as a lawman." "I get to this loco harebrain, and he tells me he's in charge of my case?" "Your case?" "No, the Noogman does not work in the shadow." "Man, who's the Captain Kirk of this Enterprise?" "The Noogman flies alone, you dig?" "Especially not with this no-good jive Cubano echo brain!" "I got a rep." "You dissin' me, man!" "Am I working for him or is he working for me, man?" "You got to have organization in a business this big." "You got your Ronald Reagan, you got your Lee lacocca, you got your Geraldo Rivera, and that's how you stay on top." "That's how you get thejob done..." "organization, eh?" "Baby, is your hair always this pretty early in the morning?" "Don't you sleep on it at night, baby?" "Don't... touch... my... hair!" "Well, excuse me, baby." "Thanks a lot, Stanley!" "Hey, it's time for the Beaver, man." "Do you ever watch this?" "This Eddie Haskell is really..." "Turn it down!" "No, no, no!" "Wait, wait." "I seen this one before." "This is where Ward comes down hard on the Beaver." "Well, we have a sizable amount of loot." "What's up on Costelada?" " I had to get on the Noog-line..." " I almost got killed." "You know?" "In other words, you guys got squat!" "Hey, Costelada's main man is this funny little dude named Bonzo Barry." "He's got this very short show on TV." "But everybody know about that, home!" "Well, we tried him." "Right." "He didn't like our approach." "Maybe you come on too strong." "What you need is a new concept." "Yes, yes." "A solid marketing approach." "Comfort, style, luxury, and at prices you can afford." "[TV:" "Wally] No C.O.D. 's." "Wally, we can keep it in the bathtub." "[Wally] Well, okay, let's send for it, but an eight-foot alligator..." "You guys think this is enough stuff to trade up to Costelada?" "Frankly, no, but we can lie a lot." "Every one of these babies represents 2,000 back at the old warehouse, right, guys?" "I used to work these location operations." "You guys need any backup?" "[Both] No!" "I sure hope this works." "Think... positive!" "Yo, man, this is supposed to be a police operation, not a sequel to Roots." "I feel like we're doing a remake of The Defiant Ones." "Sorry about this, guys, but it's a real pain nailing all that surveillance equipment to the floor." "All right." "Now, we'll follow you." "Yo, how many VCR's we got in there, Jackson?" "Don't worry about that." "Just stick to the plan." "Try not to sweat too much." "We put a hundred-dollar deposit on those clothes." "[Complaining] Hundred dollars?" "How am I supposed to come off as a businessman when you're... cramping my style with this low racket bracket jacket, Jackson?" "Don't you ever watch the Wall Street Weekly?" "I feel totally confident." "An order like this... 30 pieces..." "is really a waste of time for me." "Since you brought it over, I'm gonna do you a favor." "Do me a favor?" "Who you think you talking to, Jack?" "With the numbers I'm getting, this is just a door prize!" "You tell him, Noogman." "Listen, we're very upwardly "nubile."" "We was gonna turn you on to a deal for 2,000 proton monitors." "That's right, but now I think we'll just leave this here with you... as a reminder of what you might have had." "Let's book." "We don't have to deal with this." "Hold it." "Hold it." "Hold it!" "Hey, hey!" "Let's talk." "Two thousand monitors?" "Infinity proton monitors." "Comfort, style, luxury, and at prices you can afford." "All right, for that kind of weight, I'm gonna have to go to my distributor, and I can't do that without references." "References?" "I got to know that you can deliver and that your stuff's not defective." "Hey, we're no defectives." "We get none of our stuff from Communists." "I'll tell you what..." "Our warehouse is on southeast 35th." "We got half ofTokyo in there." "All you gotta do is come over and check it out." "Ain't no problem." " I'll do that." " All right." "You gentlemen check back with me tomorrow." "I think Mr. Costelada's gonna like you two." "All right." "Take care, man." "Lar, do you think you could sleep somewhere else tonight?" "I want to mellow out the little woman." "No problem." "Do you ever think about the future, Lar?" "No." "Career advancement, that sort of thing?" "No." "I've been thinking about it a lot lately and..." "You mean Darlene's been thinking a lot about it lately?" ""Get another partner." "He's holding you back." "You could be governor." "Ooh!"" "She told you you could be governor?" "She only told me I could be mayor." "They're really freaky-looking guys, but I figured, somebody wants to move 2,000 pieces, you oughta hear about it." "Can they deliver?" "I don't know." "I mean, they talk like big business." "Big." "I mean big business." "They even gave me the address of their warehouse." "Plus, they left me 30 VCR's as a gift." "Which, of course, I'll return if you want." "Make the deal for those monitors." "What about the warehouse?" "I already checked it out." "It's floor-to-ceiling." "Okay." "[Sighs]" "I guess your life gets out of whack sometimes." "Crazy things do happen." "Like my house blowing up." "I'm glad I got you." "Pepe, you hittin' my bourbon bottle again?" "No. [Speaking Spanish] Senor Crockett." "Am I interrupting something?" "Uh-uh." "Harriet and I are just having something to eat." "We're gonna let Stan and Darlene have some time alone tonight." "How is Stan and Darlene gettin' along anyway?" "Okay, I guess." "The guy's too good." "That's his problem." "I mean, here's someone who can crush your head in his bare hands, and he cares that your eggs are done just right." "You know what I mean?" "Yeah." "I'm just worried about him." "He's such a soft touch." "I just don't want him to get shafted." "I don't know." "I'm not a soft touch, and I get shafted all the time." "Why don't you hang out with me tonight?" "You can stay at my place, pal." "We could introduce Harriet to Elvis." "Uh, or maybe not." "Yeah, maybe not." "No, that's okay, Sonny." "Nah, go ahead." "You sure?" "Yeah." "All right, pal." "If you change your mind, you know my number." "Yeah." "Thank you." "Well, good-lookin', tonight it's just you and me." "[Darlene Moaning, Panting] Oh, Stanley." "[Passionately] Oh, Stanley." "Oh, Stanley.!" "Oh, Stanley.!" "[Gasps]" "[Normal Voice] Oh, Stanley." "What's wrong, Stanley?" "Too much beer." "You didn't drink any beer." "Oh." "L..." "I feel guilty about Larry, out there all alone in the cold." "Larry?" "Larry?" "Always Larry.!" "[Loud Bang, Glass Shattering]" "[Switek] It was a thousand-to-one shot, so we took a chance." "After our cover was blown with Bonzo Barry, we figured our only option was either those guys or we fold." "That's basically it, Lieutenant." "At least Izzy and Noogie did get us enough on Gold to roll him over... and force an introduction to Costelada." "We use informants for their knowledge of the street, not as reinforcements." "You should have asked me first." "Get them off the case." "Keep on Costelada." "## [Dance] [Men Whooping]" "Agent said we can get the full Disney World package for under $200." "Disney World, baby?" "We're talking about our honeymoon, not Space Mountain." "Come on." "Ooh, God!" "The One-Stop Motel at Opa-Locka ain't my idea of a honeymoon." "Baby, didn't you read in the brochure?" "They got mirrors, cable television." "They got water beds." "They got Magic Fingers, baby." "They got free soap and towels." "I want to see Mickey!" "Mmm!" "She wants to see Mickey Mouse." "You want to be Deputy Dawg." "Where am I, third grade?" "The lieutenant's right." "I was thinkin' maybe something was gonna get out of whack anyway." "I just don't like firing guys." "Uh... [Grunts] Excuse me, Iz." "Oh, the principals." "Bad news, guys." "You're off the case." "Oh, come on, man!" "We gotta continue to battle against the forces of evil." "We can't go outside the department anymore for help on this one." "Besides, it's too dangerous for you guys." "Damn right, it's dangerous." "We out there Lone Rangerin' amongst the bad guys." "What do we get for laying' our lives on the line for the Uncle Sam, man?" "Hey, we Hispanics don't know the meaning of danger, but we're very familiar with the word "compensation."" "Maybe next time, guys." "Fifty bucks." "Well, at least you can buy me a wedding present." "And, uh, that's just the tip of the ice cube." "Remember, we got a very important meeting with Bonzo Barry." "But the supplier just left with the supplies." "What are we gonna sell him?" "I got a very big score, man." "Something I been looking to take down for a long time." "All right!" "Get down." "[Muttering]" "You know it." "Let's discuss it, Jack." "Let's go." "Tell you, Noogman, this is the biggest takedown in the "anals" of crime." "Word." "Mr. Costelada's very interested in the monitors, but he'd like to know a few particulars." "The most particular thing is, we sold them." "Yeah, like they say, man, he who hesitates... don't get any monitors." "All right." "Whoa." "Now, maybe you're not familiar with Mr. Costelada's style." ""Whoa" yourself, Jack!" "Maybe you're not familiar with Mr. Noogman's style." "You understand?" "Ha, ha!" "We got something bigger." "Something bigger?" "Yup." "Brand-new, 18-foot, Mark 3, air-cooled cement truck... with three-ton capacity." "It's all yellow." "And a half a tank of gas." "[Chuckles]" "All right, look, I'm gonna have to get back to you on this." "You do that, because we've got a lot of interested buyers." "Hurry up, Jack, or else it end up the same way as the monitors and us... disappearing off into the Noogasphere." "[Costelada] Yeah?" "Mr. Costelada." "I met with those guys about the monitors." "I think they're full of it." "What makes you say that?" "They told me they moved the monitors, and now they're trying to sell me something about a cement truck." "Now, who the hell would steal or fence a cement truck?" "Trucks?" "A cement truck?" "Maybe they can get me one of those 75-foot French fire engines." "They can name their price." "You know how bad I always wanted one of those fire engines?" "Well, no." "I guess..." "Uh, no." "Ever since I was a little boy, all the other little kids used to play with those beautiful Corgi trucks." "My parents, all they could afford were those wooden trucks." "I hate those stupid wooden trucks." "Man, I spit on those wooden trucks." "Now, I want to see that cement truck, and I want to see those two guys today." "Uh, l-I'll arrange it." "Damn!" "A cement truck." "[Squeaking]" "You better hurry up, man." "Coffee break's almost over." "Come on, man." "Let's get outta here.!" "Hey, man, this isn't exactly made by Mattel, huh?" "You can't just drop in a couple of batteries and push the button." "[Angry Shouting]" "[Shouting In Spanish]" "[Engine Starts]" " [Chortling]" " Come on, man." "Let's go!" "One small step for man, one giant cement truck for mankind, eh?" "[Beeping]" "Hey, man, you're going backwards!" "Hit the brake!" "Put it in first.!" "Do something.!" "All right!" "[Both Shouting]" "Come on, man." "Come on!" "All right, all right." "Here we go." "Here we go." "Yo, man, you're dumping the cement!" "My car!" "Come on." "Let's get out of here." "Come on!" "No, man." "No, man." "[Noogie] I thought you said you knew how to drive!" "[Izzy] I said I ain't got no parking tickets." "Come on, man." "Let's get out of here." "Come on!" "I'm scared.!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go.!" "[Screaming]" "Man, this is like an "abolition" derby here." "I'm scared!" "Come on." "Let's go!" "Let's go.!" "I'm trying to, man." "I'm trying to." "All these things keep getting in my way!" " [Laughing]" " You did it!" "You did it!" "It's just like the Industrial Revolution." "Man is destined to conquer machine." " And sell it as soon as possible!" " [Laughing]" " Whoa!" "The Noogman is the man!" " [Horn Honking]" "Mr. Gold, can we have a word with you, please?" "One second." "I don't know." "We got to, uh..." "Hey, hey." "That's a custom lacquer finish." "It's gonna need a new coat by the time you see daylight again." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about buying and selling stolen goods!" "Those guys that dropped off the VCR's to you yesterday?" "Those guys are cops?" "Now, the way I see it, Barry, you got two choices." "Column A:" "You set up Costelada to make a buy from us." "Or Column B:" "Three to five for receiving stolen property." "Hey, hey, listen, fellas." "I'm basically a good guy." "I got a wife." "I got a house." "You got five seconds." "One, two..." "[Both] Three." "I'm just trying to run a business." "[Both] Four." "All right." "All right!" "He's calling me tomorrow." "I'll..." "I'll set up the meet." "All right, bubeleh." "You got your forwards." "You got your backwards." "You got your turn signals." "You got everything." "And it's sturdy too." "Eduardo, pay 'em." "Where the hell's Billy boy?" "I want to take a picture." "Don't you worry, Mr. Costelada." "We'll get back to you real soon about that fire truck, eh?" "Disney World, here I come." "Mmm-mmm-mmm!" "M-O-N, and you know that." "N-E-Y!" "Hey, listen, also I heard about this DC-9 that's just there for the taking." "Mr. Costelada, it's Barry Gold." "These two are cops." "Of course I miss you." "Of course I'd like to see you." "Stanley and I?" "Oh, we're just friends." "[Clattering] Oh, Stanley." "What are you doing home so early?" "Oh, Stanley!" "Oh, you're messing my hair!" "Stanley, what are you doing?" "Oh!" "Oh, Stanley, this is so tawdry!" "I mean it." "I'll do it for you, but I won't enjoy it." "Fine." "I'll make it quick." "Oh!" "Is the front door locked?" "Bolted." "Where's Larry?" "He's dead." "Now, look, Darlene." "This is it." "Not another peep." "Yes, Stanley." "Oh!" "Oh!" "[Door Opens]" "Stan, Barry Gold called." "We gotta go." "Izzy and Noogie are in deep trouble." "Costelada's got 'em." "Where?" " South Beach marina." " All right." "Let's go." "But, Stanley!" "This is my job." "Well, there are other jobs." "If you leave here now with him, I won't be here when you get back!" "[Izzy] I give you only name, rank and naturalization number." "Nugart Neville Lamont, alias the Noogman, alias the Cone of Silence." "That's right!" "We're mens of a thousand faces, but we tell you zero." "We're very professional, homeboy." "You're talking to a man who has withstood the finest interrogation techniques... electrical, mechanical, psychological, philosophical, European, domestic, commercial." "Shut up, homes." "Which is why there's no need for us to prove our valor... by refusing to talk to you now." "I'm hip." "You want me to talk, I'll talk!" "I'll talk about anything!" "The Noogman is known for talking about anything or nothin' at all." "You guys got nothing to say that I want to hear." "You're history." "Ray, cast off." "Mr. Costelada, you can't do this." "They're cops." " That's right." "You're under arrest." " You too, Barry." "On the floor." "Mr. Costelada, what did I do?" "You introduced me to these two guys." "Now I got some serious-type questions about you.!" "Uh!" "We gotta call backup." "There isn't any time." "We'll have to jump." "Come on, man!" "Look, man, your life isn't out of whack anymore." "Come on." "Let's do it, buddy." "[Yelling, Screaming]" "[Man Yells]" "[Izzy] Because when you mess with the dudes that got organization, man, you got no window of"venerability" to attack." "It's like I always said, you got your Ronald Reagan, you got your Lee lacocca, you got your Geraldo Rivera, and that's all you need." "¿Qué pasó, eh?" "## [Pop]" "Where is Izzy?" "What time you got, man?" "He told me he'd show." "I know." "I got faith in him." "That's my man." "He's got to show." "Come on, Izzy, Izzy!" "Come on!" "Ooh!" "Where is he?" "Oh!" "You got it?" "Hey, man, you didn't tell me that pawnshop had an alarm system." "I almost got busted." "All right!" "Izzy came through, and you know that... 'cause my main man always comes through." "It's got about 14 carats, at least." "If we're lucky, maybe one of us will catch the bouquet." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining together..." "Boy, am I lucky." "That could've been me." "Thanks, buddy."