"(CLOCK TICKING, RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "♪" "(WHOOSHING SOUND)" "♪" "(WHIRRING SOUND)" "♪" "YOU SURE WE GOT TO DO THIS, SONIC?" "THIS IS ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS." "IF A GUY'S BEEN LOCKED UP FOR 30 YEARS," "HE NEEDS RESCUE." "(GASP)" "SONIC!" "♪" "THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS." "AH!" "YEAH, AND THAT'S THE BIGGEST CREEP OF ALL." "♪" "AHH!" "RELAX, KID." "I'M NOT GONNA BITE." "HOW 'BOUT CLAW, CHOKE, OR KICK?" "ARE YOU THE GUY ROBOTNIK LOCKED UP 30 YEARS AGO?" "THE ONE AND ONLY." "NAME'S LUCAS." "WELL, STAND BACK, LUCAS." "WE'RE BUSTIN' YOU OUT OF HERE." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "(ALARM)" "UH-OH." "LOOK!" "(CHASE MUSIC)" "(GROWLING)" "IT'S ONE OF ROBOTNIK'S LITTLE PALS." "SURE IS ONE MEAN LOOKING SON OF A CAN OPENER." "(SCREAMING)" "SPEAKING OF LOOKS." "♪" "UH, WHO ARE YOU PRIMPIN' FOR, THE UNDERTAKER?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "LEAST I CAN DO IS GIVE 'EM A FAIR CHANCE." "♪" "I'M WAITING." "(LASERS)" "(SCREAMING)" "WHEN FAST THINKING IS OF THE ESSENCE," "I'M THE ESSENCE OF FAST THINKING." "(SCREAMING)" "SORRY WE CAN'T STICK AROUND AND PLAY." "GOTTA CHUG, BUG." "♪" "(GROWLING)" "♪" "(SCREAMING)" "(GROWLING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "TAKE TWO AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG." "QUICK, PREPARE THE EGG BLASTER." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "♪" "ROTTEN EGG BOMB IN LAUNCH POSITION." "FIRE!" "♪" "NOW WHICH WAY IS OUT OF HERE?" "♪" "ROTTEN EGG BOMB!" "(SCREAMING)" "HOLD THAT THOUGHT." "♪" "IT'S GOING TO HIT US!" "(BOING)" "ALL RIGHT, SONIC." "EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT" "A BREAKFAST DATE WITH ROBOTNIK." "YOU GUYS GET OUT OF HERE" "AND MEET ME BY THE RIVER." "HEAR ANYTHING, YOUR VILENESS?" "SH!" "YES, I HEAR IT." "UH, YOUR REPULSIVENESS?" "IT'S THE EGG BOMB." "OF COURSE IT'S THE EGG BOMB, FOOL." "AH!" "EW!" "(TROMBONE MUSIC)" "SUNNY SIDE DOWN." "(GROANING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "TELL ME WHEN." "NIMCOMBOTS, GET HIM!" "ACHOO!" "ACHOO!" "(GROWLING)" "♪" "HEY, THANKS FOR SAVING ME," "BUT WHY'D YOU DO IT?" "NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO STAY IN A DUNGEON" "FOR 30 YEARS." "WHY DOES ROBOTNIK HATE YOU SO MUCH?" "IT'S ALL ABOUT LUCINDA." "MY BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL LUCINDA." "IT ALL SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY." "WE WERE LAB PARTNERS AT OUR HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY CLASS." "I WAS JUST WORKING UP THE NERVE" "TO ASK HER TO GO STEADY," "AND ROBOTNIK DIDN'T LIKE IT." "WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE LUCK?" "LUCINDA SHOULD BE MY LAB PARTNER" "AND MY GIRLFRIEND." "I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM." "(SQUEAKING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(GROANING)" "LUCINDA." "YOU!" "YOU DID THIS!" "YES, LUCINDA, FOR YOU." "I HAVE SUCH DIRTY, ROTTEN PLANS" "IN STORE FOR MOBIUS." "WELL, COUNT ME OUT." "BUT I WANT TO SHARE" "MY VILLAINOUS LIFE WITH YOU, LUCINDA." "I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER" "OF EVERYTHING I PLUNDER" "IF YOU GO STEADY WITH ME." "NEVER!" "NEVER EVER!" "NOT IN A TRILLION YEARS." "I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS MARRIAGE" "IS COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION." "(CLANGING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCINDA:" "OH, LUCAS, DEAR LUCAS." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" "JUST AFTER THAT ROBOTNIK WAS EXPELLED" "AND BEGAN HIS VILLAINOUS CAREER." "WHEN HE BUILT HIS FORTRESS," "I WAS HIS FIRST PRISONER." "WOW." "SO WHAT HAPPENED TO LUCINDA?" "WHO KNOWS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?" "HEY, COME ON." "SHE MAY BE WAITIN' FOR YA." "FOR THIS?" "A WALKIN' HAYSTACK?" "IF SHE STOOD UP TO ROBOTNIK LIKE THAT" "SHE REALLY MUST HAVE LOVED YA." "COME ON, TIMES A-WASTIN'." "WHAT'S THE HURRY?" "ARE YOU KIDDING?" "SHE'S BEEN WAITIN' 30 YEARS." "I CAN'T STAND WAITIN' 30 SECONDS." "WE'RE TAKING YOU TO LUCINDA." "I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES." "I'LL GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE LUCAS RETURNED" "TO MY DUNGEON." "ANYTHING?" "FOR THAT DECREPIT OLD HAIRBALL?" "THAT HAIRBALL STOLE THE ONE THING" "I TREASURED MOST IN LIFE," "BESIDES HAVING POWER AND COMMITTING" "ROTTENNESS, OF COURSE." "MY BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL LUCINDA." "IT ALL SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY." "WE MAKE SUCH CHEMISTRY TOGETHER, EH, LUCINDA?" "(GIGGLES)" "OH, ROBOTNIK." "EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT TILL THAT TWO GOODNIK" "MUSCLE BRAINED LUCAS SHOWED UP." "GET LOST, YOU LOW LIFE SCUM." "LUCINDA AND I HAVE A DATE TO SING" "TO THE ORPHANS AT THE HOSPITAL." "LET GO OF ME, YOU CLEAN CUT COOTIE." "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!" "YOUR GIRL?" "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "OW!" "OOF!" "(CRASHING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCINDA:" "ROBOTNIK, YOU SAVED ME" "FROM THAT GOODY GOODY BONEHEAD." "YOU'RE MY HERO." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOT #1:" "AH, SO WHERE IS SHE?" "HOW COME WE NEVER MET HER?" "HELLO?" "YOUR MALEVOLENCE?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOT #2:" "YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED?" "WHERE IS YOUR LUCINDA?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOT #1:" "DID YOU MARRY HER AND LIVE" "HAPPILY EVER AFTER?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "NO!" "I WANT LUCAS BACK IN HIS CAGE NOW!" "I'LL BET THEY'LL BE HEADING FOR" "THE MOBIUS JUNGLE." "THE JUNGLE?" "WHY?" "LUCINDA TEACHES THERE IN A LITTLE SCHOOLHOUSE." "IF YOU BRING LUCAS AND SONIC BACK TO ME" "YOU CAN NAME YOUR PRIZE." "ANYTHING!" "YOUR EGGOMATIC HOVERCRAFT?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "YES." "THIS FORTRESS?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "YES." "I SAID ANYTHING!" "YOU MEAN LIKE--LIKE THAT WRENCH SET OVER THERE?" "EVEN THE WRENCH SET." "SEE YA!" "(SQUEAKING)" "(CLANGING)" "OOF, I CAN'T MOVE." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOT #2:" "WHAT ARE YOU GRIPING ABOUT?" "YOU WANTED THAT WRENCH SET, DIDN'T YA?" "♪" "MOBIUS CANYON." "THAT'S THE PLACE TO CATCH 'EM." "I'LL SHOW THAT SCRATCH." "I'LL CATCH SONIC FIRST." "(DRILLING)" "♪" "HM, DON'T THINK YOUR TRAP WILL WORK." "SURE IT WILL." "SEE, YOU COME ALONG HERE AND STEP IN THE SNARE" "AND GET YANKED UP IN THE AIR," "RELEASING THAT BRANCH, WHICH WILL BAT YOU" "INTO THAT PIT." "GEE, I CAN'T VISUALIZE IT." "OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY." "YOU MUST BE REALLY, REALLY DUMB." "LOOK." "AHH!" "(SCREAMING)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "NOW I GET IT." "SEE YA, SCUMBOT!" "GOTTA GO, SLOW-MO." "(GRUMBLING)" "IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP, SONIC." "YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER HALF OF MOBIUS" "AND TALKED TO EVERYBODY," "AND WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE LUCINDA IS." "WE JUST HAVEN'T BEEN ASKING THE RIGHT PEOPLE." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "OH, THIS TIME I'M IN CHARE," "AND--AND THEY WON'T GET AWAY." "♪" "(WHISTLING)" "IT'S THE HEDGEHOG!" "YEAH." "♪" "OH, THAT IS REAL SMART, SCRATCH." "JUST WAIT UNTIL I TELL DR. ROBOTNIK WHAT" "A FAILURE YOU ARE" "(SCREAMING)" "(CRASHING)" "GOSH, I FEEL KIND OF SORRY FOR 'EM." "MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE 'EM A HAND" "AND TELL 'EM WHERE WE'RE GOIN'." "AFTER THE DIRTY, ROTTEN TRICK YOU JUST PULLED?" "OH, GROUNDER, YOU MORONICON." "WE DON'T NEED THE DUMB HEDGEHOG'S" "DUMB HINTS." "RIGHT, I KNEW THAT." "YEAH, YOU DUMB HEDGEHOG." "WE ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO" "LUCINDA'S SCHOOLHOUSE IN MOBIUS JUNGLE." "LUCINDA, HERE WE COME!" "YOU GOT IT, ACE." "LET'S RACE." "(SCREAMING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCINDA: ♪ A B C D E F G ♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCAS:" "HOLD UP, SONIC, LISTEN." "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCINDA: ♪ H I J K L M N O P ♪" "IT'S LUCINDA." "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCINDA: ♪ Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z ♪" "SHE'S JUST AS PRETTY AS I REMEMBER." "NOW R IS FOR "ROTTEN."" "(SINISTER MUSIC)" "(CHEERING)" "AND L..." "L IS FOR "LUCAS."" "(SAD MUSIC)" "♪" "BYE, EVERYONE." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "KIDS REALLY LIKE HER, DON'T THEY?" "YEAH, SHE'S REALLY SOMETHING." "LUCAS, WHERE YOU GOIN'?" "I CAN'T FACE HER." "IT'S THE LUCAS I WAS 30 YEARS AGO SHE WANTS." "♪" "LUCAS, GO ON." "SHE'S WAITED 30 YEARS." "GOIN' ON 31 IF YOU DON'T HURRY." "I'M WAITING." "(GULPING)" "ALL RIGHT." "♪" "LUCINDA?" "LUCAS?" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "LUCAS?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCAS:" "LUCINDA!" "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" "LUCINDA!" "LUCAS!" "LUCAS?" "LUCAS?" "COME ON, LITTLE BRO." "THIS ISN'T THE WAY THE STORY'S SUPPOSED TO END." "CHICKEN TRACKS." "THE BADNIKS GOT HIM." "GOTTA SPEED, G." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "(SQUEAKING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "GROUNDER:" "REMEMBER, I'M THE ONE" "WHO SPOTTED HIM FIRST." "(OFFSCREEN) SCRATCH :" "BUT I'M THE ONE WHO CAPTURED HIM." "I'M SHOULD GET THE AWARD." "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCAS:" "NEITHER OF YOU ARE GETTIN' ANYTHING," "'CAUSE I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE." "(GROANING)" "HEY!" "HE'S GETTIN' AWAY!" "♪" "(MACHINE WHIRRING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCAS:" "HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "WHO'S THERE?" "(MACHINE WHIRRING)" "I'LL PUT YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG," "YOU DESPICABLE RUINER OF ROMANCE!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCAS:" "YOU CAN LOCK ME UP, ROBOTNIK," "BUT YOU'LL NEVER WIN LUCINDA'S HEART." "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "(GROANING)" "(WHIRRING SOUND)" "SHUSH!" "(WHIRRING SOUND)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "GROUNDER:" "IT'S THE HEDGEHOG, HE'S" "DOING EXACTLY WHAT I WANT HIM TO DO." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "WE'RE GETTIN' WARM, LITTLE BUDDY." "♪" "WARM?" "IN A MINUTE YOU'LL BE ROASTING, HEDGEHOG." "(SIZZLING)" "(EXPLOSION)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "(GRUMBLING)" "♪" "LUCAS, MY MAN, TIME FOR" "YOUR DATE WITH DESTINY." "SONIC, THE VOLCANO EXPLODED!" "TIME TO FLY, GUYS." "♪" "SONIC AND LUCINDA'S TRUE LOVE" "ARE PAST TENSE, ANCIENT HISTORY," "AND FUTURE FOSSIL FUEL." "BUT, DR. ROBOTNIK, I THOUGHT" "LUCINDA LOVED YOU." "YEAH, SHE HAS ROBOTNIK'S PICTURE" "UP IN HER CLASSROOM, DOESN'T SHE?" "SHE DOES?" "MAYBE..." "MAYBE..." "THERE'S STILL HOPE." "THIS I GOTTA SEE." "♪" "(GASPING)" "♪" "THERE'S NO WAS OUT!" "NOT NECESSARILY." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "WHERE'S HE GOIN'?" "COULD BE ANY PLACE." "♪" "OH!" "WHOA, WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHOA!" "♪" "WHAT?" "♪" "HUH?" "HOP A RIDE, GUYS." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "(SCREAMING)" "♪" "(SCREAMING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "(GROANING)" "HEY, LUCAS, YOU OKAY, PAL?" "I WONDER IF LUCINDA WILL MARRY ROBOTNIK." "(SAD MUSIC)" "THAT SOFT BOILED EGG BRAIN?" "SHE'S GOT BETTER TASTE THAN THAT." "HE'S POWERFUL, RICH." "OH, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO OFFER" "BUT HEAD LICE AND A BAD HAIRCUT?" "TELL YOU WHAT, TAILS WILL TAKE CARE" "OF THE BAD HAIR, AND I'LL TAKE CARE" "OF THE BAD 'NIK." "DEAL?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "LUCAS:" "DEAL." "♪" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY?" ""I LOVE YOU, LUCINDA." "WILL YOU HAVE ME?" "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE."" "MMM, NOT BAD." "I SOUND LIKE A GROVELING WORM." "I'VE GOT TO BE STRONG." "MANLY." ""MARRY ME, LUCINDA, OR ELSE!"" "OOH, NOT BAD, NOT BAD." "♪" "(HAPPY MUSIC)" "LUCINDA?" "ROBOTNIK." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "UH, LUCINDA, MARRY ME OR ELSE." "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "OKAY." "♪" "YOU WILL?" "OH, LUCINDA, YOU'VE MADE MY DAY," "MY WEEK, MY YEAR!" "THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN." "DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR WIFE?" "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FOR RICHER, FOR POOR" "YES!" "DEFINITELY YES, I DO." "AND DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN" "OF COURSE SHE DOES." "THEN YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE." "YOU ARE NOW MAN AND WIFE." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "(SCREAMING)" "♪" "WHY YOU!" "♪" "WHAT'S A WEDDING WITHOUT SOME RICE?" "WHY YOU!" "(SCREAMING)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "SMILE." "AND A PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE." "(SCREAMING)" "♪" "OR TWO." "OR THREE." "♪" "DELICIOUS." "YUMMY, HUBBY." "(GROWLING)" "♪" "(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "I ALMOST FORGOT YOUR WEDDING PRESENT, SWEETYNIK." "I HOPE YOU LIKE IT." "WAAH!" "(GROANING)" "♪" "(GROANING)" "♪" "HAPPY HONEYMOON, ROLLOTNIK." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG." "OW!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "JUDGE:" "GUESS I'M DONE FOR THE DAY." "MAYBE NOT, YOUR HONOR." "HOLD ON." "(SOOTHING MUSIC)" "♪" "YOU LOOK HOT, LUCAS." "YOU CAN'T GET COLD FEET NOW." "ANYWAY, IF YOU WAIT MUCH LONGER" "I'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER HAIRCUT." "(SIGHING)" "ALL RIGHT." "I JUST NEED A LITTLE NUDGE AND I'LL" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "HOW'S THINGS, LITTLE BRO?" "♪" "(CRASHING)" "(GASPING)" "LUCAS!" "LUCAS, IS IT YOU?" "YES, UH, LUCINDA," "IT'S ME." "I JUST--I--WHOA." "I'M WAITING." "YEAH, WE'RE WAITING." "♪" "THIRTY YEARS IS A LONG TIME, LUCINDA." "WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO WASTE." "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "LUCAS!" "♪" "(LAUGHTER)" "I GUESS THAT'S A YES." "SO WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?" "(HAPPY MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "JUDGE:" "WELCOME TO THE LOVE CAN'T WAIT" "WEDDING CHAPEL." "♪" "SO, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?" "WE'RE READY." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "WE'RE ALL GATHERED TODAY" "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "♪" "AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?" "BEST HEDGEHOG, OF COURSE." "YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!" "♪" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "I LOVE READING." "BOOKS CAN TAKE YOU TO FARAWAY LANDS" "AND EXOTIC PLACES, OR SHOW YOU" "HOW TO SEE EVERYDAY THINGS IN A WAY COOL WAY." "TOO BAD SOME PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM" "LEARNING HOW TO READ." "IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE THAT HAS TROUBLE READING," "TELL THEM TO ASK A TEACHER" "OR GET HELP AT A LOCAL LIBRARY." "ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS ASK." "I'LL TELL YA, THERE'S WORLDS OF FUN" "IN READING." "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪"