"?" "I'm goin' down to South Park?" "?" "Gonna have myself a time?" "?" "Friendly faces everywhere?" "?" "Humble folks without temptation?" "?" "Goin' down to South Park?" "?" "Gonna leave my woes behind?" "?" "Ample parking day or night?" "?" "People spouting "Howdy neighbor"?" "?" "Headed on up to South Park?" "?" "Gonna see if I can't unwind?" "?" "So come on down to South Park?" "?" "And meet some friends of mine.?" "Okay, children, we have a special guest today- a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour." "Now, I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame, but please give her your full attention." "Go ahead." "Uh, thank you, Mr. Garrison." "How are we all doing today?" "I can't hear you." "I said, how are we all doing?" "Eric Cartman, you say "excuse me"!" "Okay!" "Go ahead." "Children, we are a national choir called" ""Getting Gay with Kids"!" "We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America to help save the rain forest, and you can be a part of it!" "Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!" "Go ahead." "You see, we take kids from all over the country and put them in a choir, where we sing and dance to raise awareness about our vanishing rain forests." "Did you know over 10,000 acres of rain forest are bulldozed every year?" "That's right, and over 30% of the world's oxygen is made in the rain forest." "So who wants to join the fun?" "What if we don't have any rhythm?" "Excuse me?" "Like my friend Kyle." "He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm." "Shut up, fat-ass!" "Choirs suck!" "Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!" "Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!" "Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!" "Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!" "Go ahead." "Well, uh, that's all, really." "So, if anyone is interested in seeing the rain forest and joining our choir," "I'll leave information packets up front." "Oh, that's good." "We need some more toilet paper." "All right, that does it!" "I am tired of seeing you in my office, young man!" "You get sent here every day, Craig." "I know." "Why can't you behave?" "I don't know." "What do you have to say for yourself?" "Well, I tell you what, young man, you're gonna be held back a grade if you don't" "Did you just flip me off?" "!" "No." "Yes, you did!" "You just flipped me the bird!" "Now, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about" " If you don't shape up, okay, and get your head straight" "There, you just flipped me off again!" "No, I didn't!" "Yes, you did!" "And until you stop flipping people off, you can just go back to the waiting room, M'kay?" "Next!" "Well, well, well, if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric." "Hey, Craig!" "Hey, don't flip me off, you son of a bitch!" "Sit down, boys." "Now let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send you in here for?" ""The boys were being rude while a choir teacher was giving some stupid presentation. "" "It's just some dumb activist kids' choir thing!" "Uh, young man, "Getting Gay with Kids" is not dumb, M'kay?" "It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors." "Dude, all those choirs are the same." "They don't even really sing, they use prerecorded tapes!" "Well, guess what, boys?" "I think that "Getting Gay with Kids" is just what you need!" "I'm gonna sign up all four of you!" "What?" "!" "You can't do that!" "Yippee!" "I think this will be very good for you." "But we don't even care about the rain forest!" "And that's exactly why you need to go, M'kay?" "Please, Mr. Mackey!" "We'll be good!" "Don't send us to that old kids' choir." "Have mercy, Mr. Mackey!" "Be safe, Kyle." "Bring me something back from the rain forest." "Oh, no, no, no." "The rain forest is very fragile." "We must take only pictures and leave only footprints." "Oh, I didn't realize." "Did you know that right now bulldozers are tearing down thousands of acres of rain forest every day?" "Aw, man!" "This is gonna suck donkey balls!" "Please don't make me go on a choir tour, Mom!" "Please!" "Stan, you should be excited." "I would love to see the rain forest." "Besides, your dad and I need some time alone." "No!" "Okay, children, that's all of us." "We're ready to head for the Latin American nation of Costa Rica, a country filled with virgin rain forest!" "Whoopee." "And you must be Eric Cartman." "I've heard about you." "You don't respect nature or other cultures." "Yeah, pretty much." "Well, I'm gonna change the way you think, kiddo." "My name's Kelly." "Lenny?" "Johnny?" "Oh." "Now we've got a long trip ahead of us, so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography." "The nightmare begins." "Oh, look, children!" "I think we're entering San Jose, which is the capitol of Costa Rica!" "Oh, this is so exciting!" "Oh, my God, dude!" "Look how dirty and crappy everything is!" "Eric, Costa Rica is a Third World country." "These people are much poorer than those in the U.S." "Well, why the hell don't they get jobs?" "Hey!" "Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job!" "What's wrong with you?" "Go to college!" "Eric, sit down!" "Look, you gotta be firm with these people, or they just slack off and be poor forever." "Right, Kenny?" "Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny." "Maybe you're Costa Rican, and that's why your family's so poor." "Your family isn't poor?" "Wow, dude!" "look over there!" "Wow!" "Costa Rican prostitutes!" "Hey, look at the prostitutes, you guys!" "What are chu looking at, mang?" "Yeah, why don't chu take a peek-ture!" "Okay." ""Cleek. "" "Eric, sit down!" "Kids, this is the Costa Rican capitol building." "This is where all the leaders of the Costa Rican government make their" "Oh, my God, it smells like ass out here!" "All right, that does it!" "Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant!" "I wasn't saying anything about their culture!" "I'm just saying their city smells like ass." "Wow, seeing a place like this really makes you appreciate living in America, huh?" "Mm-hmm." "You may think that making fun of Third World countries is funny, but let me" "I don't think it's funny!" "This place is overcrowded, smelly and poor!" "That's not funny!" "That sucks!" "Eric, will you please, please, just keep your mouth shut while we present ourselves to the Costa Rican president?" "Why?" "Because I'll buy you some ice cream afterwards, if you do." "Well, it was a long trip but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow." "¿Que?" "Uh, we're, uh, we're the choir that-that was sent from the United States?" "¿Que?" "We're the group singing for the "Save the Rain Forest" summit tomorrow?" "Oh, dear, where's Mr. Mackey?" "He should've been here by now." "Children, do any of you speak Spanish?" "Don't you dare!" "Sorry I'm late." "Oh, thank goodness you're here." "I don't speak any Spanish." "Oh, no problem." "Usted es choir de Estados Unidos, muy bien." "Oh!" "Oh! "Save the Rain Forest. "" "Yes!" "Uh, he says Pablo here will take you on a rain forest tour." "Oh, boy!" "Mr. Presidente, round up your subjects outside." "We have a special gift for you." "The gift of song." "¿Que?" "All right, children, let's get in our rows quickly, so we can begin." "Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny?" "Yeah, I think so." "Hello, everybody." "This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow, so we may be a little rusty." "Doo-doo-de-doo?" "Zada-doo-de-wow?" "?" "There's a place that is magical and full of rain?" "?" "But now it needs help because it is in pain?" "?" "Cleaning the Earth is a mighty big chore?" "?" "We're spreading awareness like never before?" "?" "Getting Gay with Kids is here?" "?" "To spread the word and bring you cheer?" "?" "Let's save the rain forest, what do you say?" "?" "Being an activist is totally gay?" "?" "And someday?" "?" "If we work hard, boys and girls?" "?" "There'll be nothing but rain forests?" "?" "Covering the entire world?" "?" "World!" "?" "?" "Whoa!" "?" "?" "Getting Gay with Kids is here?" "?" "To spread the word and bring you cheer?" "?" "Yeah!" "Getting Gay with Kids is here?" "?" "So save the rain forest, it's totally gay?" "?" "It's totally gay.?" "Great job, gang!" "You were really all over the place, Kyle." "Thanks." "I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm." "off, Cartman!" "No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right." "No, that's a stereotype." "Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm." "This is now secondary rain forest we're entering." "Notice the canopy of foliage." "Oh, it's everything I ever dreamed it would be!" "Goddamn, it's hot out here!" "Agh!" "Snake!" "No dude, that's a branch!" "Oh..." "Agh!" "Snake!" "No, that's the same branch again." "Oh." "The rain forest is very delicate, and we must take steps to protect it." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, "take steps to protect it, " blah, blah, blah." "We hear this a million times back up in the States." "Here, look, these are squirrel monkeys, endangered inhabitants of the rain forest." "Wow, isn't he neat, Lenny?" "Bad, bad monkey!" "Eric, what the heck are you doing?" "!" "I'm asserting myself." "It's tough love." "Just like my "Mr. Kitty. "" "When he's bad, I say "That's a bad Mr. Kitty!"" "And I smack him on the head!" "And here is a three-toed sloth." "It's bad!" "That's a bad three-toed sloth!" "Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!" "Respect my authority!" "Well, Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour, but I guess we should be heading back." "We have a big concert tomorrow, don't we, kids!" "Yeah!" "I wish we could've seen the Yanagapa!" "What's the Yanagapa?" "The Yanagapa are gentle native people that live in the rain forest, but bulldozers are destroying their home." "Soon they will have nowhere to go, so we must stop bulldozing the rain forest so that they can live..." "Oh, God!" "Here she goes again!" "Stanley, what is it?" "Snake!" "Oh, yes, this is what we call a coral snake." "Notice the red markings - quite an amazing creature!" "What's the matter, little boy?" "He's a little wuss." "What's it look like?" "I'm just a-scared of snakes." "Nah, nah, you must remember, this snake is more afraid of us than we are of it." "Oh, my God!" "Yeah, that snake is really scared of us, all right!" "Jesus Christ!" "Is he dead?" "Dude!" "My guess would be yes." "Oh, no!" "God, no!" "Now don't panic, children!" "Bad!" "That's a bad snake" "Maybe we came from that way." "No, no..." "Let's try this way." "Benny, do you think we're gonna be M'kay?" "That's good." "Can I tell you something?" "Okay." "I think I like you." "Really?" "Yeah, I mean, I think we communicate really well." "Oh, that's great!" "No, that's not good." "That's not good?" "No." "See, if I start to like you too much," "I'm only going to get my heart broken, 'cause we live on opposite ends of the country." "Once this choir tour is over, we'll never see each other again, and that would devastate me so I can't have any feelings for you!" "I just can't, Lenny!" "Oh, children, the sun is setting." "We have to find our way out of here, quick!" "Okay, okay, everything is just fine, kids." "And it is important that we all stick together." "Is everybody still here?" "I'm not." "Who's not?" "Me." "Lenny, will you hold my hand?" "I don't want to get emotionally attached, though." "Oh, my God, dude!" "I just saw Tony Danza!" "No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley." "Dude, we're totally lost!" "We're gonna die out here!" "We are?" "Don't worry, Kelly." "We're gonna find our way out of the rain forest and make it back to the concert in time." "We just need to respect our mother rain forest and she will respect us." "Mrs. Stevens, you have a bug on your back." "Oh, really?" "Could you brush it off?" "Um, no." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Get it off me!" "For the love of God, get it off me!" "Oh, my God!" "Okay, children, we must understand that the insects of the rain forest help the delicate balance of life here." "Oh, my God!" "The rain forest sucks!" "I wanna go home!" "Me, too!" "Shh, children." "Okay, let's try to listen to what the rain forest tells us, and if we use our ears, she can tell us so many things" "There's a dude here!" "Oh, thank goodness!" "Hello, sir." "We are lost!" "Can you help us?" "¿Que?" "Let me try, let me try." "We are from America." "A- mer-ica!" "We are lost and very hungry." "Necesito burritos!" "I don't want a burrito, I want a taco supreme." "A taco!" "I want two tostadas and mild sauce." "Two tostadas and m... and... enchiritos!" "Boys, please, not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos." "That's a stereotype." "Children, he wants us to follow him." "Oh, thank goodness!" "I think this ordeal is over." "This doesn't look very safe." "Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here." "Now kids, let's be a bit more open-minded." "I read all about this inNewsweek." "This is a people's army." "They are fighting the fascist policies of their fascist government." "Oh, hello." "Do you speak-a the English?" "Who are you?" "Oh, wonderful!" "We were lost and it is such a great coincidence we found you." "You see, we're here to protest the government-sanctioned raping of your rain forest." "We are fighters just like you!" "Could you help us get back to San Jose?" "Um... oh, I know!" "Perhaps you would like a gift!" "Well, we have only one gift to give." "The gift of song." "Doo-doo-de-doo?" "Zada-doo-de-wow?" "?" "There's a place that is magical and full of rain" "Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography." "?" "Cleaning the Earth is a mighty big chore?" "?" "We're spreading awareness like never before...?" "Oh, Kyle, please!" "?" "Getting Gay with Kids is here...?" "Enough!" "Well, we hope that our gift of song has warmed your hearts." "We're not getting gay with any kids, M'kay?" "Uh, yeah, so..." "Do you have a phone we could use?" "Yes, we have a phone." "It's right over there, next to the 12-person Jacuzzi." "Now get out of here before we kill you." "If it's because of the little Jewish boy's choreography" "Hey!" "You wacked Americans make me sick!" "You waste food, oil and everything else because you're so rich and then you tell the rest of the world to save the rain forest because you like its pretty flowers." "iRapido, rapido!" "Run children, run!" "Hello?" "Anybody?" "Help!" "Wow, look at the pretty flower!" "Oh, no, no, no, Jake!" "That fragile flower is very delicate, M'kay?" "I wanna go home!" "I hate the rain forest!" "Oh, Lenny, hold me." "No, I can't get attached." "Oh, but I do like you!" "Oh, but you're only going to leave me!" "We're here live in San Jose, Costa Rica, where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered for the "Save the Rain Forest" summit." "Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves and act like they aren't the ones responsible for the rain forest's peril." "That's right, Bob." "And, of course, the main attraction today is the darling kids' choir, "Getting Gay with Kids, "" "all of whom must be backstage preparing at this very moment." "Oh, there's just no end to this place!" "I think maybe we're going in circles!" "Oh, dear God, the summit starts in an hour!" "I'm going to lose my job!" "This is bull crap!" "I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore!" "Eric, where are you going?" "I'm going this way!" "Young man," "I am the adult here and I say you go this way!" "Look, you can stay over h'ya, but I'm going over h'ya." "Young man, I have had it!" "No, no, no!" "You h'ya, me h'ya!" "Screw you guys, I am going home." "Good!" "You deserve to die, you little bastard!" "Eric, we have to stay together!" "Goddamn stupid hippie activist!" "I should be home nestled on the couch with my Mr. Kitty right now, watching Fat Albert cartoons..." "Yes!" "I knew it!" "I'm saved!" "Hey, maybe Cartman was right." "Yeah, it happened once before." "No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way." "Mister, you gotta help me!" "I'm starving to death!" "What are you doing here, little boy?" "I was with my class and we got all lost in the rain forest, and I need some food" " I'm fading fast!" "Lost in the rain forest!" "Oh, my Lord!" "Where are all the others?" "Food!" "I have to have food!" "Oh, my God!" "Get this child some food, quick!" "Chicken wings." "Chicken wings!" "Medium spicy." "CROWD Start the show!" "Start the show!" "Start the show!" "Oh, God, this is a nightmare!" "We're never going to make the festival!" "Hey, look over there!" "Isn't that smoke?" "Let's go quickly!" "Hey, it's a fire!" "That means there must be people!" "Children, it's the Yanagapa!" "Do not be afraid." "We are not here to tear down your rain forest." "Look how they all live in peace with all living things." "Gentle, noble..." "Run for your lives, children!" "Holy crap!" "Jesus Christ!" "Run, run, run!" "Lenny!" "What the hell?" "!" "I'm sinking!" "It's quicksand!" "All we ever heard growing up was" ""Save the rain forest." "The rain forest is fragile. "" "Yeah, fragile, my ass!" "Larry, if we make it out of this," "I want to be your girlfriend." "Even if we do live in different places," "I don't care." "Okay... just what the heck is going on here, people?" "Oh, no!" "That big thing is going to make lunch of Ms. Stevens!" "All right, that does it!" "Goddamn stupid-ass rain forest!" "This place sucks!" "I was wrong!" "the rain forest!" "I hate it!" "I hate it!" "Oh, now she figures it out." "Quick, everybody help the children!" "Wow!" "Dude!" "Bulldozers rule!" "Come on!" "Let's get you back to civilization!" "Hurray!" "Hurray, children!" "How did you know where we were?" "Your little friend helped me out." "Eric?" "!" "Who'd you expect, Merv Griffin?" "What exactly are you guys doing out here, with all this construction equipment?" "We're clearing out big sections of the rain forest for a lumber yard." "Really?" "That's great!" "You mean you don't mind?" "No, I hate the rain forest!" "You go right ahead and plow down this whole thing!" "That's swell!" "Okay, Benny, so in order for our long-distance relationship to work, we'll have to call each other every other day." "Okay, I can do that." "Ow!" "Lenny!" "No!" "Oh, my God!" "They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" "What?" "Who?" "Who killed him?" "They did." "Who's "they"?" "You know, "they. "" "They're..." "They're bastards." "Well, don't just stand there, help him!" "What?" "!" "Help... him?" "Come on, Benny, breathe!" "Breathe, you son of a bitch!" "Whoa, dude!" "And now here to teach us about the rain forest is" ""Getting Gay with Kids"!" "Does everybody remember the new lyrics?" "And..." "Doo-doo-de-doo?" "Zada-do-de-wow?" "?" "There's a place called the rain forest?" "?" "That truly sucks ass?" "?" "Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast?" "?" "You say "Save the rain forest" but what do you know?" "?" "You've never been to the rain forest before?" "?" "Getting Gay with Kids is here?" "?" "To tell you things you might not like to hear?" "?" "You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells?" "?" "All you activists can go yourselves...?" "That was so inspiring." "What a wonderful message." "?" "..." "Boys and girls...?" "?" "There will be no more rain forests?" "?" "Left in the entire world?" "?" "World!" "?" "?" "Getting Gay with Kids is here?" "?" "To spread the word and bring you cheer, yeah!" "?" "?" "Getting Gay with Kids is here?" "?" "Let's knock down the rain forest?" "?" "What do you say?" "?" "It's totally gay, it's totally gay.?"