"Season 5 Episode 7" "Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles" "Joke0  K5" "Pazzuzzu, you ungreatfull gargoyle!" "I put you to college!" "and this is how you repay me?" "Let's get this gargoyle hunt on the road." "Driving gloves, driving goggles, driving thong." "There!" "Maybe I should drive." "You?" "A woman?" "I'm trying to catch a monster, not to find the quickest route to the mall!" "Let me just adjust the seat." "My God!" "He's gonna do it!" "Everyone, seatbelts to maximum buckling." "Pazzuzzu!" "Hey, grandpa move your wrinkly old keester." "Shut up!" "For Heaven's gate, professor!" "This ship can do 99% light speed, why are we going 35 mph?" "Because we're in a hurry!" "That's why!" "Plus, you have the highbeams on." "I can't quite read the sign." "Pazzuzzu!" "Pazzuzzu!" "Yo!" "Captain Cateract." "What are we doing here?" "Oh, it's 2h30, we can still catch the early bird dinner special." "Aren't we looking for your gargoyle?" "My what?" "Hello Maywis." "Surprise to see me back again so soon." "Maywis is dead." "I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety grandpa discount card." "Sir, this card is expired." "But it's good for a lifetime!" "Well, yours expired." "Oh Lord..." "Teeth do not belong in your pants professor." "Well I can't keep them in my mouth, they're nuclear powered!" "It bit my finger." "No, no, it tasted human blood!" "Damn good meat!" "Professor, we've talked it over, and everybody think, you're too old." "Right on." "We've decided to do merciful thing, and have you youth-a-size." "Dear God, no!" "Oh, relax professor." "Youth-a-sizing is a trendy new spa treatment." "It's this season's, shark cartilage enema." "But I like being old." "I don't have to talk to my parents." "No one ask me to help move this stuff." "I don't need to understand today's HDTV sitcoms." "We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence:" "Get him!" "My thong!" "Hi, I'm Heather, your personal youth-a-sizer." "Let's get start with nice botulism treatment, shall we?" "Go to hell, Heather!" "In small doses botulism toxin tightens and tones the facial muscles." "Instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable." "Give me back my flappy face." "Careful with the giblets." "You're still retaining a lot of grump in these joints." "More pressure." "Since this is such a serious case of old." "We'll have to try our strongest treatment." "A suiting full body bath." "In searing hot tar." "Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked." "You sound just like my tennis instructor." "The tar blisters the age right out of the body, in what top scientists suspect is a miracle." "Oh, I don't have time for this." "I have to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain." "He still sounds sorta old." "Sorta real old." "Step aside lady." "Like everything else in life, pumping is just a permanent degenarated form of bending." "Bender, pump harder, harder." "I'm trying as hard as I can." "Harder damn you!" "Well, that was an utter waste of time." "Professor, it worked!" "You look young enough to be my father!" "Poodle spit!" "53 years old?" "!" "Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn." "This is cool, professor." "We shall go out and celebrate!" "Dear Lord!" "You've all reverted to your childhood forms!" "Hurray, I'm a teenage heart throb again." "While I'll try to restore our normal ages," "I expect you all to go about your jobs like responsable professionals." "It wasn't me, Mr. F." "It was Amy." "Stop it, Amy." "You stink!" "You know you did it." "Quiet!" "Quiet I say!" "We're here to take my little stub of a husband home." "Hermies, say goodbye to mister Farnsworth." "Goodbye, mister Dumbsworth." "This is my chance to spend time with my parents too." "But, you parents are grouse sewer mutants." "When I was an orphan, I always wished I could grow up with my mom and dad." "And now, thanks to being hurled backwards within time..." "That's not what happened!" "Shut up and go live with your parents!" "It's gonna be totally awesome mom." "You and me can bake and argue about my hairstyle hiding my pretty face." "And if some kid picks on me, my dad can beat up his dad." "Can I just beat up the kid?" "Well, OK Leela." "If you think you can put up with your father, welcome home." "We'll try to respect your indepedance and freedom." "No!" "I want the real teen experience." "Chores, curfew... the works!" "Fine, sweetikins, we'll be the strictest parents ever." "Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate!" "Dad..." "I'm underage!" "Oh, right." "Here's a silly straw." "Ohh..." "My Amy, sweet little girl again." "This is like a mother's dream." "Bad dream that is." "At this rate, I'm never gonna get a grandchild." "Maybe she not grown up." "But she sure grown out!" "She fat!" "Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room!" "Stay in room?" "You so fat, you gonna stay all around room." "I've got to find the way to escape the horrible ravages of youth." "Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork." "Every three hours." "And those jerks of social security stopped sending me checks." "Now I have to pay them." "I'm tired of you yapping." "All you ever do is complain." "You never tried to make things better." "Well, I'm running away from this deadened family." "I know there is a place for people like me, with new ideas." "There has to be!" "Fine, get going." "Oh, I'm going." "You gonna be all like:" "where's Bender, I miss Bender..." "We won't know that until you leave." "I'm leaving." "There's the door." "I'll be good." "Do you have to shed your skin on that couch?" "We're don't living in a zoo!" "I'm getting the door bell." "For me?" "Oh, hello sir." "It's lovely evening you have tonight." "I'm here to pick up your daughter." "Hi, Fry!" "I like your blazer." "Thanks." "These aren't pockets, they just flaps." "I put my money in my sock." "So where are you taking my daughter tonight?" "A movie." "Ehm, a movie madame." "Well, whatever you're really doing, don't wake us if you get in after 12." "Dad?" "!" "You're being too lenient again." "I have to be back by 11." "OK, OK, your the boss." "No, I'm not!" "I'd like a sewer burger." "But without the rat faeces." "What?" "You're on the diet?" "Leela, you look hot!" "Jeez Moose, just dump me right in front of her, why don't you." "Moose, Mandy, this is my friend Fry." "From the surface." "Ah!" "So this is the famous Fry." "What is he like, the biggest loser on the surface so he has to hang out in the sewer?" "They're on to me!" "Hey, come on, let's act like growns-up here." "Wanna race?" "Da, yeah!" "There, the world's drinking water is safe for another day." "A Tapeworm!" "We've missed the turn, we'll never catch them." "Yes, we will." "This sewer goes right under the Planet Express, and it's 9 p.m." "The Devil take this predictable colon." "Alright!" "Leela, you can stop winning now, we won!" "I'm too short to reach the handbrake." "That's detention!" "And then, and then, a giant tapeworm tried to play us for champs." "But we like totally dismoosed." "Yes I like to meet this Moose." "But in the meantime, I had good news." "I may have solved our age problem." "It seems the youth-a-sizing tar was saturated with time altering chronotons." "A thin layer is still stucked to our DNA, as well as Bender's roll or RNA." "Question!" "Yes." "You stink!" "Yes, yes." "Anyhow I've designed an oil eating bacteria that should take the tar right off." "Come on." "Let's go tell Leela, so we can grow up together." "Thanks profesor, but I don't want the treatment." "Don't you understand you little nitwit." "Unless you are treated soon, the only way to restore your true age, would be to grow into it." "Just as GOD INTENDED!" "He has a point, honey." "What about your job and your friends?" "Do you really want to abandon your old life?" "My old life wasn't as glamorous as my web page made it look." "All I ever wanted was to grow up here...with you." "Please." "Well, if it's what you really want." "It is." "I know it is." "I'll miss you, Leela." "I'll come back and visit when I'm all grown up." "Bring beer." "No beer 'till you finish your tequila!" "The age restoring microbes are ready." "Everyone into the bacterial spew chamber." "Let's go" "Yes, everyone do the same thing." "Initiating controlled infection." "I am not doctor, but this machine guy could use a lozenge." "We're even younger!" "The bacteria peak down on the tar, and now they getting freeky-deeky, spreading chronotons through out our systems." "We're getting younger by the minute." "What?" "I'm gonna revert through all my larval stages?" "Word." "We'll all keep getting younger and younger until we suffer a fate worse than death." "Pre-life!" "Then death." "I've got to stop this reverse aging before we all shrivel up and suffer the agony of unbirth." "Think, you disco duck fake." "What's that squirm under your shirt?" "Oh, get off me, you parasitic lamp-ray!" "Oh sure, you need all your blood." "Could you all chill?" "I can't think with you kids cramping my style." "I need a babysitter." "OK, quiet time!" "I know." "Everyone pretend that goblin ate your tongues and I'll read you a story." "Uh, story!" "I can't see from down here I can't." "There." "Today's story is from Muteen Magazine." "Who would you rather hear about?" "Four legged Chachi, or tenacle Chachi?" "I wanna hear a space story." "It's kind of baby book." "But OK." "Let's see - snowhite dwarf and the seven red dwarves." "Charlotte's Tholian Web." "The Fountain of Aging." "The Fountain of Aging?" "It is just a legend." "Still, they called the tooth fairy a legend and now it's head of the FBI." "So, kids ready?" "Profess is back!" "You smell like smoking... and drinking." "I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive." "I wish I could come with you to say goodbye, before you all turn back into grown-ups." "But I'm grounded for knocking the school over." "Who cares, Leela." "It was just a public school." "Now go with your friends." "Please." "No!" "A grounded teenager must be confined to her room." "Until she sneaks out." "When I grow up I want to be a steam shovel." "According to this, the fountain is located in the darkest, most ancient region of space." "Just past Teddy-Bear Junction." "Teddy-Bear Junction." "The worst scum-hole in the galaxy." "This solar system is like way old." "Look how the asteroid belt is pulled up on that planet." "News flash!" "Everything's getting older the closer we get to that ancient burned out sun." "Dude, the Fountain of Aging must be on the sun itself." "Shut up, I was gonna say that!" "We've got to hurry, the kids have only one change of pants." "We gotta be real, real careful to stay in just long enough to make us our right ages again." "Zoidberg!" "Get out of there!" "The current!" "It's too much already." "Help!" "Zoidberg is dead!" "No!" "Zoidberg's brother is dead!" "Funny story." "I just reverted to the age when my siblings budded from me, and my brother Norman split of and jumped in the fountain." "He always had to be the center of attention." "Naughty of him to let him go." "Oh no!" "Quick!" "Get them in the fountain!" "Thanks for the help, Leela." "Once we're grown-ups, you could go back to your family." "We'll never bother you again." "Oh, you could bother me a little." "It's working!" "Hurray!" "I can't hold on!" "I'm coming in after you!" "No Leela!" "You can't give up your childhood." "You'll never have another chance at it." "We did it!" "We're the right ages again." "I think I might be a couple years younger!" "Me too!" "Help!" "I'm still in mid-peril, you clowns." "He's too far out." "We can't reach him." "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!" "Pazzuzzu!" "Oh, you came back to me." "Are you back to your original age, professor?" "Even older." "I'm sorry you had to give up being a kid, Leela." "Well, I guess every adult wants to be a kid again sometimes." "But I've worked hard to be the person I am." "The fabulous person." "With friends like you, guys!" "Fabulous friends." "And I'm really happy I have that life back." "And you my faithful friend, how can I ever repay you?" "And that, little one, is how pappa gets freedom." "Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit...to you all." "Transcription:" "K5  crew"