"This car's ridiculous, isn't it?" "Like I'm trying too hard." "I don't know." "I'm not really into cars." "What do you drive?" "A Yaris." "I bet it gets great mileage." "Pretty good." "That's what I need: a car that gets good mileage." "Have a great day." " Good morning." " Good morning." "Good morning..." "Walter." "Good morning, Ben." "That's a lot of tapes." " No more than usual." " Hmm." "You good?" "Really good." "Thanks for asking." "Good morning." "It's black, medium roast." "For me?" "I wasn't sure if you took milk or sugar." "I've got some Sweet'N Low packets in my pocket..." "Black's fine." "Why'd you get me coffee?" "I don't know." "No reason." "Well, thanks." "You want to put this mike on before you do makeup?" "No." "I'll put it on when I get dressed." "You're very shiny today." "I am a little hot." "...and this cold front will move down through central Canada and into our area tomorrow, dropping the temperatures at least ten degrees," " bringing them down to the low 50s." " What's that?" "Is that blood?" "And expect it to get even colder as the week goes on." "But that just gives us an opportunity to wear knit caps, right?" "And who doesn't love a knit cap?" "It's the great fashion equalizer." "If you adjust to get that stain out of frame, will we lose the map?" "The good news is that the wet weather pattern moving up the coast might bring us some more rain, which means we can hide our knit caps under an umbrella." "Okay." "I guess I didn't do such a good job patching up that raspberry I got falling off my bike." "Sorry, folks." "But don't worry." "It's just a flesh wound." "It won't affect the weather." "And we're out." "You okay?" "Ruined a good shirt." " We need to call a doctor." " No!" "No, I just need to change this bandage." "I'm sorry, everyone." "I hope I didn't scare you." "Or gross you out." "Thanks." "9 HOURS MISSING" " Hey." " Hey." "Heard we had a weatherman go missing." "Yes, Ben Coleman, on at 6:00 and 11:00." "He had a left abdominal wound that started bleeding on last night's telecast." "He said it was a bike accident." "When his assistant got in this morning, she had this on her cell phone." "Help." "Nobody's seen him since." "Does the, uh, time stamp match his phone?" "Yeah, the call routed through a cell tower outside of Philadelphia, but his cell went offline at 3:00 this morning." "So he was out of town; any chance he was covering a story?" "He's a weatherman." "Wears a bow tie." "Oh." "Good point." "Anybody else get a good look at this wound?" "No, but the blood pattern on his shirt is consistent with a cut, not an abrasion." "Knife?" "Knife-ish." "Specific." "Unless his bike has opposable thumbs, he lied about what happened to him." "Well, maybe whoever cut him came back to finish the job." "Just goes to show." "What's that?" "You can't trust a guy in a bow tie." "WITHOUT A TRACE S07 E10" "Capture:" "FRM@·ëÎµ Sync:" "FRS@"¨" "?" "for three years since he got here." "I'm not t sure he'd know how to do a story without me." "What's your relationship like with him?" "Until recently, I wouldn't say Ben had much use for any of us." "He's more of a smile-and-keep-moving kind of a guy." "Okay, what chang?" "He's a top candidate for the weather job in Anaheim." "One step from a major market." "It's made him friendlier in the last week or so." "But he did have some trouble with one of our reporters." " How's the background?" " u're good." "Should we wait for more rain?" "It's miserable out here." "I think people will get it." "Don't worry." "I'm not worried." "I just want the image to tell the story." "What are they doing here?" "Hey, Dale!" "What's going on?" "Storm's been given a high wind advisory." "The station wants a live weather segment, not just a damage report." "We're already set up." "Well, there are a bunch of people waiting outside Best Buy for that video game to go on sale." "Why don't you go grab some wet and windy interviews?" "Cooper'll throw it into the 11:00 weather segment." "You're giving me assignments now?" "No thanks!" "Look, you can be upset because the station wants the weatherman to cover the weather, or you can go grab some color and actually appear on TV." "Take this story." "Looks like this storm's losing punch anyway." "Dale!" "Dale!" "Can you hear me?" "Cooper, get the first aid kit!" "Call 911!" "Go, man, go!" "The hero weatherman was ratings gold." "He took off his jacket." "It's perception." " Ben was selfless." "Dale was..." " Humiliated." "And a little angry." "Ben asked the station manager to stop running it, but he wouldn't." "Okay, so before the flying sign incident, what was their relationship like?" "They used to be tight." "Dale helped Ben a lot when he first got here." "TV-friendly phrasing, when to smile, how toeem like you care..." "So where would we find Dale now?" " Walter?" " Yeah." "You know where Mr. Harmon is?" "Uh, he called in sick yesterday." "I don't think he's back yet." "10 HOURS MISSING" "A lot of our vic's B-roll's been archived to DVD, but there's a bunch of these dated, but unlabelled camcorder tapes." "Yeah, we're looking for anyone in the background who seems angry or appears more than once." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah, look, I'm also going to throw in a picture of one of his colleagues." "See if he turns up anywhere." "All right, Luce." "You're the best." "Thanks." "I'll get this to you right away." "Hey, look." "So we found part of whatever sliced Ben in a garbage can at his apartment." "tip of a knife?" " Looks like it, right?" " Yeah." " Neighbors see anything?" " Nothing." "But his fiancée's coming in." "You know, I looked through his phone and insurance records." "There's no sign that he reached out to a doctor or the police." "Listen, if he was doing something illegal, he probably didn't want that fancy new job of his finding out about it, you know?" "There is such a thing as being overly ambitious." "Miss Collins?" "Hi." "I'm Special Agent Taylor." "Thank you very much for coming in." "Of course, anything I can do to help." "Well, you know, if you really wanted to help, you should have notified the FBI that your fianc?" "I-I didn't know." "And... he's not my fianc?" "Well, someone at WNKW told us that you were engaged." ""Were" being the operative word." "Things didn't work out." "If I pass out from hunger, will you carry me to the restaurant?" "On my back." "I'll knock little old ladies over to get you sustenance." "I'm almost done." "Oh, I ran into the head of the auction committee as I was leaving school today, and she said their emcee dropped out." "She asked me if I could get you to fill in?" "It's in, uh, three weeks from Saturday." " I can't." " Oh, well, at least you thought about it." "Are we busy?" "No, it's Anaheim." "Until I get the official offer, I'm laying low." "You know, some guy with a cell phone catches me telling an off-color joke, puts in on YouTube, things could fall apart." "So don't tell an f-color joke." " You know what I mean." " No." "No, I, I don't." "This new job is important to me." "Ben, the auction pays for a lot of supplies the school can't buy on its own." "Well, what do you want?" "For me to say "yes," even if I don't want to do it?" "Yeah, ye, I guess I do." "Well, I can't." "The time we've been together, have I always been second to your career and I just didn't notice it?" "I have to turn in my copy." "I'll be right back." "I walked out, and we called things off a few days later." "Who broke up with who?" "I broke up with him." "But he didn't put up much of a fight." "And that's the last time you spoke to him?" "He called me a couple of days ago." "I didn't call him back." "Why not?" "I loved Ben." "And I guess..." "I guess I just felt stupid that I didn't see him more clearly from the beginning." "Look, I..." "I hate to ask this, but some of his co-workers say that he's been... in a good mood lately." "Do you think there could have been someone else?" "You know, three weeks ago, I would've said "no,"" "but given the way he's been acting, it kind of makes sense." "Hey, Martin." "What's up?" "Jack, our missing person spent $300 on flowers last week." "What, on the ex-fiance?" "Nah, she says no." "How about you?" "Anyone there shed light on the other woman theory?" "No, not yet." "But I did find out that Dale Harmon was given notice three days before the flying sign incident." "Interesting." "Pissed off and humiliated-- that might be a toxic combination." "We track him down yet?" "Yup, PD found him loading stuff into his U-Haul." "Well, that's good." "At least he's acting innocent." "11 HOURS MISSING" "Missing?" "Couldn't happen to a nicer guy." "You know, normally, we like a little more contrition in our suspects." " Suspect?" " Yeah." "I didn't do anying to that jackass." "Well, we've seen the flying sign promo, and we know that you were given notice, and that you blamed Ben, so maybe you tracked him down for some payback?" "I didn't track him anywhere." "It's more like the guy wouldn't leave me alone." "Dale?" "Dale, didn't you hear me?" "Thought perhaps my continuing to walk away from you would indicate my lack of interest in talking." " What do you want?" " I've got a story for you." "You murdered my husband, you son of a bitch." "You killed him." "I thought you could follow up, you know?" "Do what you do." "You know what I do?" "I'm the guy who gets whacked by the sign." " No." "You are a great reporter." "You just..." " Stop blowing smoke, Ben." "I'm not gonna do it." "Listen, I promised a guy I'd look into this." "Yeah, well, the world doesn't revolve around you." "I don't have to care about someone just because you made a promise." "God, you are such a selfish jerk." " I know." " You know, you stand in front of a green screen, acting like you are God's gift to this station because you're young, and you have good demos." "Just because you wear a bow tie doesn't mean you know anything about the weather." "I know." "Look, I'm really sorry about the promo." "Listen, kid," "I'm done with the news." "I'm moving back to Davenport where I'm gonna spend the next several weeks reflecting on the glory that was, but at least I have some glory to reflect on." "Grow some balls." "Catch a bad guy." "I'm the weatherman." "For now." "Eventually, you'll be the guy that somebody younger, less talented replaces." "Until then, try not to suck." "Maybe not the snappiest comeback... but I felt better." " Who was the woman on the tape?" " No idea." " Well, did he tell you where he got it?" " No." "Did you hear anything in the background of the tape that might help us track it down?" "Look, ladies, I'd had a little bit to drink, and I'll admit, in retrospect, that the advice I gave him might not have been the best." "Which was?" "That the best way to get the story is to go directly at the perpetrator." "Let me get this straight." "You sent him to confront a murder suspect?" "Yeah." "It's probably not finest moment." "13 HOURS MISSING" "Tell me you found the woman who was talking about murder." "No, but close." "I found a videotape in that box you brought down where he's talking about her." "To who?" "That's your department." "I know how you're emptying that building so fast." " Who the hell are you?" " Ben Coleman." "WNKW." "Wait." "You're the weatherman." "You did that..." "You did that piece." "I want you to admit what you did." " Did?" " I've got a tape." "You killed a tenant so you could convert his apartment to condos." "Get the hell out of here with that camera." "Get out!" "Are you denying someone died?" "Because deaths are a matter of public record." "Look, if you don't get the hell out of my face, somebody's gonna be asking what the hell happened to you, you understand?" "Uh, wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Back..." "back it up right there." "Right... right there, that sign." "Enhance that, okay?" "Helton Development." "All right, I'm gonna need an address on that, okay?" " Okay." " All right, thanks, Liz." "No problem." "I don't know where Ben Coleman is, and I really don't know why he thought I murdered someone." "But you are the manager of Helton Development, correct?" "Yes." "The owner's UK-based." "They're converting rentals to condos." "I'm their man on the ground." "Hmm... so, as their man on the ground, you'd be familiar with Agnes Richards, right?" "75 years old." "Uh, came back from two weeks of rehab from a hip replacement." "Elevator was broken-- she had to walk up eight flights of stairs." "There was a problem with the electrical mechanism in the doors." "For my money, she was foolish to come back from rehab so soon." "Hmm... thank you for your diagnosis, Doctor." "Then, we have Marjorie Bournestein." "Uh, a breaker went out in her kitchen." "Uh... two weeks, couldn't do anything." "Things wear out." "I offered her fast food vouchers." "That is incredibly generous of you." "You know what I think?" "I think you get paid if that building's empty, and you'll do whatever it takes to keep it that way." "I think also that Ben was about to expose you, so you, um, removed him." "Look, I don't even know the guy." "I saw him at a Civil War reenactment a month ago." "A Civil War reenactment?" "He did the weather from one of our events." "And for reasons that are not clear, he decided to launch an investigation into you, and he even found somebody willing to accuse you of murder?" "I don't know what to tell you." "Maybe a bolt of lightning shook a screw loose." "I have nothing to hide." "Good, then you won't mind if I look through your files and your phone logs." "If it will get you out of my hair, I'll get you anything you need." "Hey." "This is Leah...and this is Kirby." "Nice to meet you, Leah and Kirby." "Now, she was the recipient of the flowers that Ben Coleman charged last week." "He sent them to Joe's Restaurant in SoHo." "Okay... and Kirby?" "Well, he was eating with her when the flowers arrived." "Apparently, he left abruptly." "Ah." "Do we have last names?" "No." "She paid with cash." "Maybe it's a love triangle." "Hey, you know that piece of metal from Ben's wound?" "It was made using the Bessemer process from the 19th century." "You know, our developer said he met Coleman at a Civil War reenactment." "Well, let's look it up." "Civil War reenactment." "Ah, now, there's an event that started last weekend in Hanover, Pennsylvania." "Ben made his last cell phone call from that area." "Well, the big battle is today." "Yeah, I remember him." "The weather guy." "He wanted to go with wool socks." "I convinced him that cotton hand-knit were more authentic." "Did you ever see him with this man?" "Officer Weaver?" "Excellent soldier, but, uh, no," "I didn't see him with your guy." "You ever see my guy with anybody else?" "He had a run-in with a smallish fella a few days ago." "What was his name?" "Uh, Kirby." "Pegged him for a farb." "Okay, well, you're all set." "Thanks." "It's great." "Now, you're sure it will fit a Springfield?" "Yeah, the lug you bought will hook it right up." "Hey." "Hey..." "look what I got you." "It's totally hardcore." "Is it always this easy for you to lie to people?" " What's up?" " What's up is that I'm an idiot." "I can't believe I trusted you." "I mean, "Get the gear, get the girl"?" "Was this whole Civil War thing just so I could get out of the way so you could go for her?" "No, I just thought if you spent some time doing something Leah liked..." "You sent her flowers." "I called the florist." "They said you sent them." "For you." " Wasn't your name on the card?" " Yoare such a liar." "Easy, guys." "I poured my heart out to you, but you just wanted to snake my girl." "don't make me call someone from the garrison." "I didn't see the weatherman again, but that Kirby fella came back later, picked up a full uniform." "Have to admit, it spruced him up." " Is this him?" " Yeah, that's him." "Did you sell him a bayonet made with the Bessemer process?" "It's the only kind I sell." "Do you remember Kirby's last name?" "Uh... it would be on the receipt." "Wait, quick question." "These bayonets...they break sometimes, don't they?" "Yeah." "That's how it was back then." "You had to stop in the middle of the battlefield and reload your musket." "Bayonets, swords broke.?" "16 HOURS MISSING" "Check this out." "Kirby Morris wasn't at his apartment, but look what we found there." "Tip is broken off, and the lab says the piece we found at Ben's place is a perfect match." "So, Kirby spears him with that thing," "Ben goes back to work, and Kirby goes after him again?" "If at first you don't succeed..." "I still like Kevin Weaver for this." "He's a shady operator with ties to the reenactment." "Listen, sorry to say, but it doesn't look like Weaver has motive." "Were you able to ID the woman from the recording?" "Lucy Graham." "Her husband died of a heart attack." "Now, she blamed Weav, saying that the husband died because he was stressing out over being evicted." "So, she contacts a local weatherman?" "No, Kirby Morris did." "And not only that, Kirby works for Weaver." "Well, why would Kirby set up Ben to do a phony expos?" "For stealing his girlfriend." "He was hopg Ben would get his ass kicked." "And that wasn't enough, so he stabs him and then maybe abducts him, all for this woman?" "Maybe she's really hot." "Kirby Morris?" "Yeah, he and Ben went to high school together." "Have you seen him recently?" "Actually, I never met him." "Ben just mentioned him." "That's all." "?" "Ben might be self-centered,Ben but he's not a bad person.im?" "Which doesn't really answer my question." "We were talking about all the worst things we ever did in high school, and he told me about a prank that he and his friends played on Kirby." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you, Principal Peters." "Each year, the History Guild honors one research paper for its distinction and academic excellence." "This year's honoree is once again a student at Kirk High School." "That's right." "Go, Muskrats!" "This student is a fine scholar and a friend very near and dear to my heart." "His outstanding paper on lead poisoning and its role in the fall of the Roman Empire has earned him the History Guild Award." "It is my pleasure to introduce to you Kirby Morris." "Here's this year's winner, Kirby Morris." "Kirby, come on out." "He did it on a dare, but he feels really bad about it." "Apparently, because of the prank," "Kirby got a nickname that followed him all throughout high school." "And what was that?" "Fruit of the Loom." "Okay." "Did Kirby know that Ben was in on it?" "No." "You think he's involved in this?" "We don't really know yet." "Um." "To go back, the, uh... the girl who introduced him, you said her name was Leah?" "Yeah." "That's right." "Leah Russell." "Okay." " Hey." " Hey." "So, Ben humiliates this guy, then tries to take his girl." "You know, if Kirby had anyore motive, his head would explode." "Still no sign of him or Leah Russell." "I've got some of our agents at her house." "What's that?" "Um, Kirby's school transcripts." "You can see here that his grades took a turn for the worse." "?" "like, four times." "I don't get it." "I mean, all this because he got pantsed in front of his school?" "And in front of the girl that he had a crush on." "Okay, does somethi like this really run in your whole, entire life?" "It might, if you were Kirby." "But you were probably more of a Ben, so..." "Yeah." "And you?" "I had a Kirby phase." " Really?" " Awkward." "Bad skin." "Bad hair." " I find that hard to believe." " It's true." "Delgado." "Oh." "Yeah, tell me." "Excellent." "That's good news." "Okay." "Thank you." "So, the flag we put on Kirby paid off." "?" "What-What's thisught him all about?" "Why don't you tell us, Mr. Morris?" "I-I-I don't know." "That's why I'm asking." "What were you doing at the bank taking cash out?" "You on your way out of town?" "I lost my ATM card." "What'd you do to Ben Coleman?" "What do you mean?" "He's missing." "He's missing?" "Where did he go?" "Well, if we knew that, he wouldn't be missing, would he?" "Look, we know you had a grudge against him, and that you set him up to go after your boss." " I can explain that." " I'm sure you can." "?" "?" "about a week ago." "He was the only one I could turn to." "Ben?" "Ben Coleman?" "Hi." "It's me." "Kirby Morris?" "You know, from high school?" "Yeah, I remember." "Uh, what are you doing here, Kirby?" "Uh, you remember Leah Russell?" "She was the same year as me." " Not really." " Oh." "Well, um..." "I've always sort of had a thing for her, you know?" "And, um, up till now, we've just been friends, but lately, I'm trying to lay the groundwork for something deeper." "That's fascinating." "Listen, I got to get to work." "Wait." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "See, the thing is, just as I was about to make my move, my boss-- he meets her at the company picnic." "And now, he's all over her." " I don't think I can help you." " Yeah, you can." "You got to do a storyon this guy." "Just listen to this message." "It-It's from his voicemail." "You murdered my husband, you son of a bitch." "You killed him." "This isn't just about me wanting to be with Leah." "He's a bad guy, and I'm kind of worried about her." "Look, I'm not even a reporter." "I can't do..." "I wouldn't be here if I didn't really need this, Ben." "I don't know what else to do." "You got to help me." "He looked into it." "But it turns out the woman on the tape was kind of exaggerating." "So... kind of turned out to be nothing." "Not exactly." "There was-- if you'll excuse the terminology-- a love connection between Ben and Leah." "No." "That-That didn't happen." "Well, we have a witness that says that they saw the two of you fighting over her." "No." "That was just a misunderstanding, okay?" "We-We got it all sorted out." "Look, there's no reason that I would want to hurt Ben." "Then what's this, hmm?" "That's a replica of a Springfield bayonet." "Hey, where'd you get this?" "In your house with the tip missing, which was in Ben." "I can explain that, too." "Fantastic." "All right." "I stabbed him." "There you go, see?" "Great." "Okay." "That was so easy." "Now, you tell us where he is, we can go home, and you go to jail." "I don't know where he is." "It's not what you think." "Ben was just... trying to help me." "You look great." "Very 1865." "Now, go talk to her." "This is stupid." "It's not stupid." "This is what Leah's into, right?" "It's a way to share in her paion." "Well, look, now he's sharing her passion." "Look at them." "I can't compete with him." "You got to get in there, man." "I'm not gonna win her over by playing dress-up." "What do you think he's doing?" "You know, my whole life, I wanted to be with Leah." "And then, we go on a fewates, and suddenly, General Johnny Depp over there swoops in." "Kirby, you have to fight for her." "Why are you doing this?" "I mean, you and I aren't friends." "We never have been." "I want to help you." "I'm moved by your plight." "Look, the truth is, my fiance-- ex-fiance--left me because I was a jerk." "And she was right." "Do you remember the History Guild Awards?" "Doesn't everybody?" "Well, I was one of the Clintons." "It was a terrible thing to do, and I'm sorry." "You're sorry?" "You son of a bitch!" "I know I'm a son of a bitch." "I get it." "I'm trying to get better." "Do you have any idea what I went through because of that?" "To be honest, no, but when you came to see me about investigating Weaver," "I realized how much you were affected." "I want to make up for what I did." "Whoa!" "Hey, is Leah watching this?" "'Cause this is great." "It'll give her a whole ne perspective on you." "No." "She's gone." "With him." "I can't believe..." "Oh!" "Damn!" "I'm sorry." "I-I didn't mean to do that." "It was an accident." "I swear to God." "Why don't you take a seat?" "Okay, now." "This cut-- how bad was it?" "Not that bad." "I mean, he told me it was just a flesh wound." "When was the last time you saw him?" "That was it." "But then, he did call me the next day saying he'd dug up some dirt on Kevin." "Concerning what, uh, real estate deal, or...?" "I don't know." "He said he thought he had evidence that Kevin was scamming Leah." "He was gonna get proof, but he never got back to me." "Hey." "So I just ran Leah Russell's financials." "Her family owns a textile business, and when she turned 25, she inherited a trust worth $50 million." "$5million?" "Hmm." "Wow." "Well, we know Weaver plays hardball with his tenants." "What would he do to get his hands on that kind of cash?" "?" "18 HOURS MISSING" "Leah, where were you headed when the state police pulled you over?" "I was going to our family home in the Catskills." "And when was the last time you saw Kevin Weaver?" "Not since yesterday." "What is this about?" "We think he's involved in the disappearance of Ben Coleman." "Ben's missing?" "Kevin wouldn't have anything to do with that." "Were you aware that Kevin ran a credit check on you two months ago?" "This was right after Kevin and I first met." "Well, we have reason to believe that Ben found out about it, too." "Maybe that's why he called me." "It was totally out of the blue." "Ben called you?" "Last night." "He was upset." "Said that we needed to talk." "Hello?" "Leah, it's Ben Coleman." "You know, from Kirk High?" "Storm-Stompin' Ben Coleman?" "Ben Coleman who used to cheat off my calculus test?" "Yeah, that's me." "Are you okay?" "You sound awful." "I'm hanging in there." "Leah, I ve to talk to you." "Listen, I-I'd love to catch up, but I'm actually not supposed to have my cell phone here.Can I call you later?" "Just hear me out for a second, please." "It's about Kevin." "How do you know about...?" "What-what about him?" "He's not the right gufor you, Leah." "Kevin is trouble." "I haven't heard from you in ten years and now you're calling me out of nowhere to criticize my love life?" "Leah, you have to listen to me." "I-I spoke to Caroline." "She's Kevin's ex..." "He's a... only after...whatever you do...." "You're-you're breaking up." "I can't hear you." " ...trust him." "He...." " Uh, hello?" "Ben, I-I can't hear you." "I'll find him and take care of him." "I-I-I can't hear you." "Hello?" "Hello...?" "I waited for him to call back, but when he didn't, I called Kevin." "Well, did you tell him what Ben said?" "Kevin said that he had no idea what Ben was talking about, but that I should leave, and he..." "he was really upset." "It kind of scared me." "Ben mentioned a Caroline." "Who is that?" "I have no idea." "What do you think Ben was trying to tell me?" "That he was on his way to confront your boyfriend." "What are you doing?" "You need the proper dress to go out on the field." "Hey, war's over." "You guys won." "Again." "I'm looking for General Lee." "We got three today." "You need to be more specific." "That one." "If they're following the script, he and his regiment should be up on the ridge, soon to be undone by the tactical genius of Ulysses S. Grant." "Ooh, I can't wait to see that." "My men, rememb:" "hold your fire until you see the whites of their eyes." "And have some courage out there." "Come on!" " Sir!" " You know." "What?" "We're not supposed to retreat yet, General!" "Come on." "Where's Ben Coleman?" "I have no idea." "We just found his car in the parking lot." "Yeah, well, I haven't seen him." "Yeah, well, I had a little conversation with your ex-girlfriend," "Caroline Winkler." "She tells me that you ran up her credit cards to the tune of $30,000 and wiped out most of her life savings." "You're a con man." "Hey, Kevin." "Take a look." "There's 200 other reenactors that obviously have nothing better to do with their time than help us look for Ben's body." "You want to save yourself some jail time?" "Just tell us where he is now." "Look, I didn't do anything to him, all right?" "He just walked up to me in the woods while I was doing some reconnaissance." "Who goes there?" "Ugh." "You look like death warmed over." "Didn't I tell you to stay the hell away from me?" "Not until you promise to leave Kirby and Leah alone." "Kirb" "That little pissant from accounting?" "Those two are supposed to be together." "Yeah, well, I guess he wasn't man enough to close the deal, was he?" " What the hell do you care?" " You just want her money!" "All right." "There's nothing else to talk about, weather boy." "Okay?" "Leah and I are going to take a nice little vacation after this whole stupid thing is over with." "I mean, God!" "The things guys gotta do to get the girl, huh?" "I mean, this thing itches like hell." "If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to tell Leah about Caroline." "And anything else you're hiding." "You... you stupid son of a bitch." "This is none of your business!" "I'm giving you a chance to be a man and walk away." "I don't think so." "Then I'll have to tell her myself...." "I don't...feel so good." "I didn't even touch the guy." "If he dies because you're stalling," "I'm gonna push for the death penalty." "You hear me?" "Where is he, Mr. Weaver?" "He's alive." "There's our hero!" "We're live with Ben Coleman." "Ben, anything to say to all your fans out there?" "I quit." "What are you talking about?" "Emma, I'm so sorry about what a jerk I've been." "I completely understand if you hate me." "But I really hope you'll give me a second chance." "And even if you don't, I'd still like to host the Third Street School auction." "Please, come out and get your raffle tickets." "It's for a really great cause." "Yours truly is the emcee." "Hey." "There he is." "You don't look so hot." "Guess I should have had a doctor take a look at my battle wound." "I'm sorry about that." "Let's call it even." "You got some company." "Hi." "Go get her, soldier." "Thanks, Ben." "This was an odd one, huh?" "Oh, man." "Like being in a Salvador Dali painting." " No." "No." " What?" " I-I know what you're thinking." " What?" " You don't know what I'm thinking." " I know exactly what you're thinking." "You have no idea what I'm thinking." " Jack." " Come on." " Jack." "Please, Jack." "I just want..." " Just one." "Come on." "I want to go home." "I'm just gonna try it." "Whoo!" "Hey, Danny, what's the range on these things?" "Oh, shoot!"