"[cheerful music]" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "Harvey:" "There's nothing better than a home to keep you safe from the world outside." "It keeps you warm, thankful, and happy. [yawns]" "Because it's your own little place with all the things you need." "Without a home, you'd be lost." "Where would you go at night?" "Where would you put your things?" "Who would take care of you?" "[teeth chattering]" "Everybody needs a home." "[thunder]" "Ah!" "Fee and Foo!" "[ominous music]" " Foo!" "Fee!" "Where are you guys?" " Up here, dude." "Both:" "Hey!" " Oh, my gosh!" "Are you all right?" " Sure." "Why wouldn't we be?" " Uh-oh, I'm losing my grip." " Uh-oh, so am I." " Uh-oh." " Uh-oh." "[both scream] [laughing]" "Okay, you really shouldn't be out in a storm like this." "It isn't safe." "I think you need a real home." "I want you to move in with me." " Aww, thanks, dude, but we're fine." " Yeah, I love it out here." "Don't you get sick of getting rained on all the time?" "I mean, look at you." "You're soaked." " Achoo." " Achoo." "[laughing]" "Well, it doesn't have to be like that." "If you lived at my house, you'd be warm and dry right now." "Both:" "Ooh." "You'll have your own beds." "You'll get three healthy meals a day." "Oh, and yeah, there's something else at home..." "I bet it will blow your mind." "[music] [clears throat]" "♪ Out here in the trees you can do as you please ♪" "♪ Mother Nature is your provider ♪" "♪ You might think it's bliss ♪" "♪ But there's one thing you've missed ♪" "♪ And that, my friends, is hot cider ♪" "♪ Hot cider ♪" " Cider?" "What's cider?" " Only the best drink ever." "It feels like you're drinking a hug, and you can only get it in a house." "♪ So move in with me and my family ♪" "♪ Not just for an overnighter ♪" "♪ We'll sit by the fire, you'll get warmer and drier ♪" "♪ And mom will make us hot cider ♪" "♪ We can eat lots of stuff, there's always enough ♪" "♪ Food you can put inside ya ♪" "♪ Nights don't seem so long, nothing goes wrong ♪" "♪ As long as you've got hot cider ♪" "♪ Hot cider ♪" " Come on." " Okay!" "Both: # Cider #" "It does sound pretty good." "♪ So follow me down to the middle of town ♪" "♪ When you're dry, you'll feel much lighter ♪" "♪ You don't need a lot as long as you've got ♪" "♪ Four walls, a roof, and hot cider ♪" " Did you just make that song up?" " Wait, how did we get here?" "Announcer:" "And now, back to our KBRK matinee." " Gee, I wonder where the monster is." " I don't know." "Let's just keep walking out here." "[growling]" "Oh!" "No, no!" "Girls, girls, the monster's right behind you." " Please, just turn around." " Honey, get a grip." "Mom, Dad." "[yelps]" "Kids, you're soaked!" "I'll get some towels." "I don't think Fee and Foo should live in a tree anymore." "Eh!" "So can they please live with us?" "You kids have been living in a tree this whole time?" " It's more like on top of a tree." " Oh, my gosh." "Well, of course you can live with us, kids." "We've got an empty guest room that should fit you just right." "And one more thing... some apple cider should warm you up." "You guys are gonna love this." "[both sipping]" " Whoa." " Right?" "Harvey, I want to drink this all day for the rest of my life." "So here it is, your new room." " I made you guys personalized beds." " Awesome!" "[laughter]" " Whoa, yeah!" " And here's another thing." " You guys have your own closet now." " Cool, what for?" "In case you ever get any more clothes." "Man, you guys, this is gonna be great." "We're gonna have so much fun now that we're safe from the wind and the rain out there." "So what do you want to do first?" "[laughter]" "Uh, guys, I'm getting pretty soggy." " I think I'm gonna go back inside." " That's cool, dude." "Me and Foo are gonna stay out here a little longer." "Ah!" "You little..." "[splashing and laughing]" "Well, just make sure you're back in time for dinner." "[humming]" "Okay, Sis, now I'm thinking a tree should be... purple." "Dad:" "All right, kids, time for dinner." "Fee!" "Foo!" "Dinnertime!" "[clanks]" "Hmm, maybe they can't hear the bell." "Better keep ringing it." "[clanking metal]" "Foo:" "Harvey, down here." "Nice bell." "Oh, guys." "You must have not heard me." "Better ring the bell harder next time." " What's the bell for?" " Well, it's to let you know to come home." "Well, we can't." "We aren't done with the mud yet." "Now we're done." "Let's get washed before we go down for dinner." " Dinner!" " Foo!" "[thud]" "We gotta get all that dirt off you before we go eat." "What dirt?" "I ain't dirty." "Let's play a game called "the wash 'em up" game." " Okay, I'm gonna wash myself so good." " I'm the best washer. [laughter]" "Hey, Harvey, watch me wash." "Wash, wash... whoa!" " Wash, wash." " Harvey, wash, wash!" "Uh, that's not how you play." "A-Achoo!" "Welcome to dinnertime, where we eat delicious meals together as a family." "I love you so much, Mom." "Thanks, Harvey." "Now eat up, kids." "[Fee and Foo gobbling]" "Both:" "Thank you." "Both:" "Wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, wash." "Guys, pay attention." "This is the best show ever!" "Announcer:" "On today's episode of "The Little TroubleMakerz,"" "the gang volunteers at a retirement community." "Sorry we didn't get you anything for your birthday, Anabelle." "All:" "Psych!" " We brought you your grandson." " Hey, Nana." "Oh, you little troublemakerz!" "[chuckles]" "Classic troublemaking." "[laughter]" "Hey, guys, can you please sit down and watch the show?" "Both:" "Sorry, Harvey." "Does anyone have B6?" "B6, anybody have B6?" "[laughing]" "Guys, you're blocking the screen." "Both:" "Sorry, Harvey." "[laughter] [both snoring]" "Mom, Dad, I've got a big old problem, and I need some advice." "Harvey, farts just happen." "They're natural." "No, it's not that this time." "It's Fee and Foo." "They won't settle down." "Harvey, my father once told me, "You do you." "I'll do me."" "Then he'd say, "Now stop crying, boy!"" "[chuckles] Dad was quite a character." "Just do you, buddy, and let Fee and Foo adjust at their own pace." "Now go to bed." "[Fee and Foo muffled laughter]" "Ugh, I can't take it." "Fee and Foo need to learn how to live in a home." "[muffled laughter]" " Quit horsing around!" " Huh?" "We were supposed to be in bed at 7:30." "It's 7:45!" "Harvey, we usually just fall asleep wherever our bodies collapse." " It doesn't work like that." " Well, then maybe we need to leave." "No, I won't let you!" "It's not safe." " Harvey, move out of my way." " Never!" "Harvey!" "Quit being a dingus." "It's for your own good." "Now just go to sleep." "Wait, did that actually work?" "Fee?" "Foo?" "[menacing music] [thunder] [screams]" "[thunder]" "[laughter]" "Fee!" "Foo!" "You can't stay out here!" "It's too dangerous." "We've been staying out here our entire lives," " and nothing bad's ever happened." " I'm gonna live forever!" "Hey, Foo, let's climb above these trees and see who can catch the most rain." "I'm gonna catch me a swimming pool." "Both:" "Whoa." "I'm not leaving until you guys have a real home." "Harvey, your home is a box, but the whole forest is our home." "But you don't have a toilet or a bed or a dinner table." "It may not be your home, but it's got everything we need." "It's got plenty of space." "We can make as much noise as we want." "[thunder]" "It's got people to take care of and people to take care of us." "You gotta understand, Harvey, we love our home, just like you love yours." "Okay, I get it." "I just worry about you guys." "We know, dude, we know, but I promise, you don't gotta worry." "We're gonna be fine." "[thunder] [all scream] [soothing music]" "Okay, how about this?" "We'll keep living outside, but when it gets crazy, we'll come stay here with you." " That sounds like a great plan." " Can I get a refill?" "[all snoring]"