"HAPPILY MARRIED" "A little more to the right." "Great..." "Beautiful..." "Straighten your hair here, that's a little off." "Wonderful..." "Could you lose the glass?" "Recording." "What do you want me to say?" "I don't know..." "Say that you're happy..." "But if her marriage lasts longer than yours... you'll slash her throat." "You're married, aren't you?" "Leave this camera, let's dance." "I can't." "I'm recording this for friends and family." "If I bumped on you on the dance floor..." "I would say you're the most elegant man in the family." " It's getting all wrinkled..." " What?" "Good morning." "What is it?" "Look, for you." "You wear a bathrobe when you wake up?" "Look, how nice:" "croissant, strawberries..." "Why I drink too much when I'm insecure?" "Relax, it's okay." "I'm here with you, you don't need to be afraid... beautiful..." "Come... come..." "Would you have lunch with me today?" "You know what?" "Today I skip lunch for yoga." " Yoga..." "Dinner, then." " Therapy session." " I'm on the waiting list for months." " Yes, therapy is important." "It's really something you can't miss." "What is it?" "Calm down." "Relax, false alarm." " Weekend?" " Spiritual retreat." "I've got to cleanse myself." "Yeah... spiritual retreat is important." "I'm also looking for a spiritual retreat." "Where is this retreat...?" "Won't you wash your hands?" "Sweet..." " Can I post it?" " Of course." "Liking... good company." "Yes..." "That's what I wanted to hear." "Come on, take it off." "Are you getting dressed?" "What's your hurry?" "We don't have the same life." "You film weddings." "I'm married." "Married?" "To my job." "Father Luiz, I'm in a crisis." "I'm very lost, very perplexed." "Women, for instance." "Women used to go to weddings... to find a good match, to have a beautiful romance." "Not today." "Today, it's all a rush." "If they have time, they have a little sex..." "Sorry, father." "I feel I've fallen asleep in the prime of my youth... when women took care of me... and I woke up in a world in which they prefer... their Pilates class, their yoga class, their waxing, their green juices... to sleep and cuddle with me." "You're feeling like a cicada, right, son?" "You sang all summer long..." "When winter came, you woke up and had no food." "While they, like ants... worked hard for a place in society." "And now that winter has arrived... they've accumulated courage, independence, confidence..." " As for you..." " What's wrong with me?" " I am a man..." " Out-of-date." "Not out-of-date." "I am sophisticated." "Do you think spreading candles around the room is sophisticated?" "For the love of God, Heitor, you've got to create something..." "Heitor, you need to stop taking antidepressants." " It's just a phase." " Just a phase?" "Men your age have children already attending college." "You sound like my therapist, father." "It was supposed to be a confession, but you don't help me." "Sorry..." "I have to stop filming weddings." " I'm freaking out." " Not!" "You are the icing on the cake." "After me, you are the star of the party." "I can't take any more late brides... children screaming, parents making love speeches..." "Now I feel this is a confession." "Can you see what you're missing?" "Money?" "Even the toughest men like you... soften when they see a family gathering." "No, father, I'm all right alone." "We stop here." "It's three Lord's Prayers, five Hail Marys... and half a downer." "Thank you." "Wedding?" "No, a funeral mass." "I know very well those boot-licking brides." "I bet she got a breach in the schedule... of the most requested priest in Rio de Janeiro..." "Don't forget your friends." "We work in the same business." "The last time I recommended you, you hit on the bride." "Me?" "Imagine that!" "I was there, filming;" "she grabbed me." "No, these people are weird." "It might get complicated." "No, no..." "Don't even try." "Affluent broads prefer young lovers." "Is that a challenge?" "You have no respect for the Lord's House." "Good afternoon, how are you?" "Hi." "How do you want your wedding?" "The priest said you're just the video guy." "This is also the name of the studio." "Yes..." "I was thinking I want a wedding..." "I don't know!" "Nothing too traditional." "Of course." "Something glam." "A wedding fit for a princess... because she has a great responsibility." "She is going to marry my son... her father is a very important man... and loved by all." "More or less, people are very afraid of him." "I'm afraid of him." " You are?" " Yeah." "Write it down, little boy." "I am a woman." "It will"un_ mllous"" " The cateringue..." " Catering..." "Yes, yes..." "It comes from S50 Paulo." "Because there, the people work for real." " And the menu, genuinely..." " Amazonic." " Pardon me?" " Amazonic." "Oh, okay..." "Because in politics, one should diversify." "Great." "Look, I think it's going to be around... twenty five thousand." "The price is 30, but I'll give you a discount." "Folks, it's just a wedding video." "This way, you offend us." "What is a wedding for... if you can't show it to the kids, to the grandkids..." "Show everyone that you are a beautiful, rich, and happy woman." "Later, you can send it to those double baggers... you crossed off on your list." "For that, I have the photos." "Nowadays, anyone can take pictures and post them on the internet." "Trivializes it." "This is something unique." "Bruninha..." "William and Kate..." "Imagine how many cameras, effects..." "The whole world saw it." "Alice woke up early to see it." "Didn't you, Alice?" "I can't believe it!" "I'll pay you 15 grand if I like it." "Twenty , Okay?" "Seventeen and a half?" "And I'll shoot the bachelorette party." "As a wedding bonus, huh?" "Glam!" "Super!" "Wonderful..." "Today, just hysterical women." "They'll roll over easily." "We'll do good." " What do you mean, Heitor?" " Roll over for the camera." "I've asked you not to treat me as if I were your bro." "Never!" "You're a lady." "I'm glad it's not just the two of us in the team." "These meetings require manual labor." "Why?" "You think I can't handle it?" "Sergio isn't coming." "What?" "What's his excuse this time?" " His son was just born." " So what?" "Heitor!" "All right, we'll send him flowers." "Did you call Zé?" "He's traveling." "His wife was transferred." "Wasn't he going to divorce her?" "She's a tenured civil servant;" "she has a very high retirement plan." " What did you want?" " That he hadn't married." "Damn..." "Put down the cupcakes..." "The decor is too..." "Hello, how are you?" "Hello." "I'm going to fill up your underwear." "You take dollar bills?" "Mom, that's not the guy who will do the striptease." "Sorry, mom's a lark." "Excuse me." "Do you take dollar bills?" " I'm with him." " Mom... mom..." "Bruninha!" "Look, this is for you!" "I love it!" " Look, you turn, now." " Oh, I'm going." "All set." "What do you want me to say?" "Say you're happy." "But if her marriage lasts longer than yours... you'll slash her throat." "What is it?" "Girlfriend..." "She's a widow, idiot." "Sorry..." "Guys, who invited a man to a bachelorette party?" "Worse yet, an old perv like you." "Old pervert?" " Get out of here!" " What is it?" "Go away, you heartless bastard." "No, no, no." "It's not that bad..." "Do you think I'm too old for these things?" "Do you think I'm an old man?" "No." " A pervert?" " Well..." "Heitor, you are a beautiful man." "Charming, elegant..." "You are the icing on the cake... the star of the party, remember?" "For you." "A new business card..." "Today is a very special day for us." "Why?" "It's been three years since I quit being your intern." " Be careful with them." " Leave it to me." "No!" "Don't do this." "Trust me, cough it out." "Cough your angst out." "I did not know men had been invited." "I came on business." "You'll have to wait till after the wedding." "I hate weddings." " I could tell." " What?" "I really like your style." "You look like a free-spirited woman." "What is it?" "Do I look sluttish?" "No, I think black is very elegant." "I love the shoes." "I'm going to celebrate." "Excuse me." " Who let you in?" " I seduced the doorman." "He is handsome." "I bet you've already made out on him." " Who are you?" " Penélope." " A second cousin." " Five times removed." "She isn't going to the wedding but she wanted to meet... the woman who is going to make my son happy." "And why are you dressed like someone died?" "Not to outshine the bride." "I think it's sexy..." "Thank you for coming, cousin..." " Can I call you cousin?" " Sure, sure." "Welcome, welcome." "Let's go." "Come back soon." "We'll have a lot of good stuff, go-go boy, a lot of dancing..." "Let's talk." " Get off me!" " I should call the police." "I want to know where he's hiding." "Why doesn't he talk to me?" "I bet you it's your fault." "This crown doesn't suit you." "I'm not leaving here until I talk to Jaquinho." "It's going to be hard." "Now, he is a proper man." "He must be very busy with this crap... this party you're throwing." "Party, no!" "Wedding." "A word that does not exist in your vocabulary." "To celebrate the union of two model families... when it comes to corruption." "An ethics lesson from my son's lover?" " Lover, Suely?" " This is how we talk about you." "I didn't have a well-defined relationship with Jaquinho... but I've known your son since... long before that anorexic Snow White appeared." "When the woman does not commit... she leaves the door open for the man to find someone better." "And why has your son sought me out in the month of the party?" " Men relapse." " More than once!" "Wake up!" "And you thought you'd be part of my family?" "With that face?" "Do you think my son would trade a bright future for a..." "Well, he loves it!" "Do you know what he likes?" "When go over..." "Age!" "Age!" "Did that bastard say I'm old?" "He's a handsome and rich young man, he loves children." "Do you look like a mother?" "You're proof positive anyone can give birth." "Girls!" "Look, baby, baby..." "Let bygones be bygones." "Free-spirited girls like you love money." "I'll leave this here." "You will leave through the kitchen and I won't say anything to anyone." "One more thing:" "a reminder of your past." "There." "All here, all for you." "Everything for you." "You were there?" "No, I heard nothing." "I just came to film the party." "I didn't realize you filmed bachelorette parties." "I shoot weddings, too." "Even worse." "Look at the cupcake." "I also have a gift for my cousin." " You don't have to." " Of course she does." " I insist." " Penélope." "A check!" "A check!" "A check!" "Has someone called the fireman?" "Do me a favor, man?" "Hold this for me, but be careful." "What are you doing with Heitor's camera?" "She thought I'd be happy with those peanuts?" "It's not like I was going to take it..." "for Jaquinho..." "Jaquinho..." "That fat, ugly..." "Who does she think she is?" "I wasn't born to be a mother..." "She shouldn't have spawned that asshole!" "Sorry, you don't have anything to do with it." "Listen, I had no time to get to the ATM." "Would you please pay for my cab?" "Thanks!" "Make yourself at home." "Please..." "Excuse me." " Pretty cool, huh?" " Thanks." "Kind of simple, but cozy." "Here is the kitchen, we make coffee, snacks..." "A couch to relax on..." "There is a meeting table." "We hear the desires of the brides, the mothers of the brides." "I'm going to show upstairs." "Come here." " Excuse me." " Come on in." "Alice, Fernando..." "Fernando, Alice..." "Hi, nice to meet you." "This is where you'll learn editing." "Alice will give you lessons." "She's an ace." "Sorry, I'm not sharing my computer with a waiter." "She always like that this time of day." "Just to get started, how about bringing us some coffee?" "Sure." "I like mine black, no sugar." "Thank you, Fernando." "Thanks." "I liked the pictures he took." "The wedding is tomorrow." "He accepted the peanuts I can pay." "Come in." "Excuse me..." "You have a visitor downstairs." "Thank you." "Forget about coffee." "You can start your lessons with Alice." "She'll love to teach you." "Make yourself comfortable, Fernando." " Thank you." " Okay." "So, where do I start?" "It won't work that way." "You are just an intern." "You don't talk; here, I talk." "Grab that chair and put it here by my side." "Finally, a resolute bride." "Hi." "No way." "I can't do that, I'm sorry." "Please, Heitor..." "I just need a minute with him." "And that family will regret to have messed with me." "No one will ever know you did it." "Listen, pay attention." "I'm going to film the wedding." "I can't take the groom's lover with me." "Sorry..." "Wrong choice of words." "Look..." "I found very nice of yours to return the check." "Anyone would have taken it home." "And it must be awful for a woman to hear the former mother-in-law... she isn't fit to be a mother, but..." "I can't do that, I'm sorry." "I'm pregnant." " What?" " I'm pregnant, Heitor." "Please..." "Please, Heitor..." "Please..." "Do something else..." "Send him an email." "An email?" "With a picture of a cute baby and a stork?" "This is no way to give such news!" " Calm down." " You know what?" "I made a mistake by coming here." "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "A man who spends all his time filming people... who don't give a shit about your life." "You're just like everybody else." "All you want to do is a stupid wedding video." "Give me that!" "Spit it out!" "Spit it out!" " You won't take that pill." " You can't smoke!" " You are pregnant!" " This is an electronic cigarette." "I am a former smoker." "Nothing comes out of here!" "Would you like to try it?" "Try it!" "Should I call the police, Heitor?" "I'm meeting her here, she's already late." "You look like a kid who needs to lose his virginity." "Don't worry, I'm not her type." "It's true, the groom is much younger than you." "Heitor!" " Are you all right?" " I'm late, I'm sorry." " What, are you going to back off?" " No, I'm not." "When we enter the house, you're on your own." "You're on your own, it's up to you, okay?" "I think your daughter is jealous." "She is not my daughter." "A child raised in an orphanage..." "You must be very important to her." "Focus." "This is a very important party, I can't risk my job." "Let's g0!" "Heitor?" "Laura?" "Let's g0!" "Hi, how are you?" "It's been a while..." "We know each other..." "I was crazy about him." "But it lasted for... what?" "Just a year?" "Yeah, a year." " Remember?" " Of course I do." " What are you doing here?" " Politicians, businessmen..." "My work needs funding." "I'm filming a series of social sustainability... with low-income children." "And you?" "You have your own TV show?" "way t0 go, girl!" "You worry about the world and he films the damn party." "I squandered my whole inheritance with trips, parties, women..." "One day, the dream ends... and we need to invent something to stay in high society." "Poor thing, I understand." "The same thing happened to me... with the exception of women, I just picked a few up in college." "Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you." " It was good to see you again." " Likewise..." " See you inside." " Sure." " Bye." " Bye." "Thanks..." "She's hot, huh?" " Why did she dump you?" " I dumped her." "Times have changed." "She enters through the front door and you, through the back." "It's life giving you a second chance." "Wait for the party." "She's going to freak out when you show up in a suit." "Really?" "Let's go." "Good luck." "Go, go!" "Everything all right?" "Let's go." "Heitor..." " Hi." " Yes?" "Film crew." "This way." "Great." " Heitor..." " No, go away." "Get your hand off..." "Get your hand off my shoulder." "Wait a minute..." "Wait a minute..." "On the left, second floor." "There's a room for you." "Okay." "Thank you very much." " To the left?" " Yes, dear." "Oh, my nail!" "I can't talk to him wearing this outfit!" "We agreed." "Now, it's up to you." " Let me in!" " No." "This job is very important, I can't risk it." "I'm going to break the door." "Please, Heitor..." "I need to feel secure." "Please, let me in!" "I'm going to scream." "I'm going to scream a lot." " I have to open it." " No, Heitor!" "She's pregnant." " Come in." " Oh, thank you." " This knot is not good." " No?" "If I help with the tie, you get me an iron?" " Of course not." " My love..." " Oh, sorry, Heitor..." " Are you all right?" "I hate ties." "You should be used to them." "Aren't you a waiter?" "I don't wear lipstick." "They spend years studying the female mind." "You say you don't like this phallic shape?" "A gift." " Can we say a prayer?" " What?" "A Prayer." "Prayer?" "This is my first wedding with you." " Is it okay?" " Come on..." " Let's do it." " Let's hold hands." " You have to hold my hand?" " We must hold hands." "Give me your hand." " From this day forward..." " From this day..." "I'm sorry." "From this day forward... together, we start a new path." "Together, we will work hard..." " Together, we will seek success." " Success." "This is important." " Together, we fly high." " High." "Together, we'll conquer everything we want." " Nice." " Let's go?" "Wait a minute..." "We'll say the Lord's Prayer, right?" "Let's do it." "I'm a winner." "I'm a winner." "I like my hair." "I'm blonde..." "I'm normal..." "Everyone thinks so..." "My nose is perfect..." "I have a velvety mouth." "I have simultaneous orgasms, I'm gluten-free, I'm a polyglot..." "I'm a winner." "Hot chick..." "Come, come here, come..." "Don't run away." "I'm glad you came." "Thank you." "Just a minute." " All right here?" " You're beautiful." "What do you want us to say?" "I don't know!" "Say you're happy for the bride... but if her marriage lasts longer than..." "Than what?" "Nothing, I was just kidding." "Say whatever you want." "Let's give a smile to Uncle?" "So we'll film it?" "Best wishes..." "Many happy years together." "I'm going to zoom in a little bit." "Atta boy... very nice!" "Very cute." "I'm going to close on you now." "I think it's good." "Are you sure?" "You can't do that!" "Witch..." "Fat Princess." "White's fattening, you know?" "Stick your hand in the cake, go on..." "You'll look like a blimp, a whale." "Do you want?" "Don't you want to try it?" "Bye, whale." "Bye, witch." "And every step in the making of this beautiful dress... was done in absolute secrecy... so the media... so the media would never spoil it... until the glorious day." "Calm down!" "You can't run back and forth in your state." "I know." "I couldn't help it." "Did you talk to him?" "If you let me go, I will." "I won't let you go." "Dude, have you seen that dress?" "Did you see that, Heitor?" "Princess Diana got married dressed as a Christmas tree." "Buckingham Palace, a tiara of gold, silver, and diamonds... a ring with a sapphire..." "surrounded by 14 solitary diamonds, set in 18 carats white gold... with the engraved words..." ""I love you, Diana"." " What are you doing?" " I'm here to shoot it." "Men are bad luck here." "Send a young lady to shoot it in your place." "Relax, it's okay." "Heitor..." "This framing looks great, it's beautiful." "Start praying." "She snuck into the bride's suite." "Sit down here." "Let's get this out." "We're already late." "I never take this one out." "That's my lucky charm." "Look..." " Very chic." " That's not what I've chosen." "Junior!" "That's too much." " Come in, sweetheart." " Excuse me, darlings." "I want a lighter color here." "Young lady, please, let's pay attention." "After all, this is my public image." "Of course, of course." "Of course, Senator, a moment." "What is this?" "She is the bride!" "He's just the makeup guy." "Anyone can do what he does." "I'm out of here!" "What about the bride's makeup?" "What is this?" "That guy is so rude!" "Cousin, you came, cousin." "Guys, Bruninha is a star or what?" "Yeah!" "And that guy is a jerk or what?" "You said anybody can do what he does." "Fix this tie." "Your father-in-law." " Is it crooked?" " A little bit." " He is a very influential politician." " I hate politics." "Focus on the waltz choreography:" "one, two, three..." "What choreography?" "We're doing a choreography?" "It's the waltz choreography." "Are you shooting it?" "Let's shoot the waltz choreography." "One, two, three... one... smile." "Large strides, look around the room..." "You rock!" "You liked it?" " What is it?" " You read people's minds." "That's good!" "Look..." "I want to invite you." "I know it's a little last minute... but you'll come in with us!" "Her outfit is too dark!" "Get the dress here!" "No, I can't." " Beautiful!" " No, please don't." "Pink doesn't look good with my skin tone." "Girls!" "Girls!" "Extreme makeover!" "No, guys, it's going to disrupt the ceremony." "She's coming." "Careful with the focus." "Let auntie go just a second." "And if he doesn't like the dress?" "Impossible." "You look beautiful." "You look beautiful." "And above all, children love you." "Let auntie go." "When I grow up, I want to be like you." "Why are holding your hands there?" "They didn't tell you?" "You didn't know?" "What's up, cousin?" "Are you all right?" "We are here, in this blessed afternoon... to celebrate this sacrament... that is the sacrament of marriage... of love, of the union, not only of this couple... but of two families." "We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Jackson Pereira Malheiros... and Bruna..." "Do not reproduce!" "Do not reproduce!" "What is that?" "Are they talking about your dad?" "Jackson Pereira Malheiros... do you promise to be faithful in joy and in sorrow... in sickness and in health, loving and respecting her... till death do you part?" "I do, I do." "Bruna?" "If anyone has anything to say against this marriage... speak now or forever hold your peace." " No, no, no." " Don't they?" "It's party time, you may kiss the bride." "Do not reproduce!" "Do not reproduce!" "Do not reproduce!" "Do not reproduce!" " What's up?" "Are you okay?" " Yeah..." "What are you doing here?" "Shouldn't you be there, shooting the ceremony?" "I was worried about you." "Let's go, come on." "You are crazy!" "Anyone, in your place, would shoot that, go!" "Do not reproduce!" "Do not reproduce!" " Can you go any faster?" " Easy does it!" "Go, go, Penélope." "Help me out here, the zipper's stuck." "Oh, my god!" "Sorry." "Watch out!" "Watch out, this is an old dress." "There." "Hide, hide!" "I was waiting for you." "Get her on your arms." "Pretend I'm not here." "Throw her on the bed." "Throw her on the bed." "It will be beautiful!" "Now, get out!" "Get out!" "Leave, now." "What do you mean, get out?" "Get the skirt out!" "Get the skirt out!" "Get the skirt out!" "Lift her skirt!" "Stay!" "Stay!" "Stay on her neck, on her neck." "Oh, my god!" "Check the focus." "The focus!" "What's that?" "Are waiting for you two on the dance floor!" "Come on, come on!" "Two minutes!" "Come on, come on!" "No way!" "Kids!" "Come, the coast is clear." "Go back to the party." "If they catch you with me, you're screwed." "Don't worry, they're all busy." "It's waltz tim e." "Shouldn't you be shooting?" "No problem..." "It's just another wedding video." "Look, Laura's leaving." " Did you get her number?" " This is no time to think about that." "You go get her number." "If you do not..." "I'll feel guilty for the rest of my life." "I'm going to call her." " Laura..." " Get down!" "You're pregnant." "I won't leave you alone." " What is it?" " Nothing, nothing." "Let's go, come on." "Come... come..." "The bride and groom are already coming down." "Wait, where is Heitor?" "We can't start without him." "We can't shoot without Heitor." "I can shoot the waltz with you." "I couldn't talk to him." "I got you involved in this mess for nothing." "No problem..." "Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom..." "Bruna Diniz and Jackson Malheiros." "Sorry, I couldn't do it." "Now, they are a family." "No need to apologize." "You followed your heart." "I think you'd better go back." "Go on, go." "No, no." "I'll take you home, but we'll see a doctor on our way." "Who's "you", Heitor?" "You've been through a lot of emotions." "It was not good for you or the baby." "Damn..." " What is it?" " Damn..." "Why are you so nice to me?" "Why?" "I didn't expect this, Heitor." "I have something to tell you." "There's nothing here in my belly." "I'm not pregnant." "There's nothing, I'm skinny." "There's nothing here." "Nothing, nothing, nothing..." " It was just a little white lie." " Little white lie?" "It got out of control." "It was the only way to get in here!" "To soften the heart of a stranger by pretending you were pregnant!" " Look..." " Do not touch me." "Look at me, put yourself in my place." "I was treated like crap!" "I made that effort for a baby that does not exist." "What was I thinking?" "I put my work at risk." "I risked everything." "What was I thinking?" "I trusted a stranger who broke into a bachelorette party... dressed like a black bad luck cat..." "Wow, Heitor." "I am no longer a stranger." "I'm not an unlucky black cat either." "Heitor, there's no need to talk to me like that." "Are you okay?" "Penélope, I want to apologize." "This baby thing..." "I shouldn't have..." "Let's go back to the wedding, Alice." "Heitor..." " What about Penélope?" " She can fend for herself." "Do you want me to take your pic?" " Could you?" " Sure." " It's beautiful." " Looks great, congratulations." " How far along are you?" " We're seven months along." "Seven months..." "Congratulations." " Thank you." " Good luck for you." " What are you doing here?" " I can't sleep, Heitor." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "I want to talk to you." "I really need to talk to you." "It's no use, I don't want to talk." "You're not the first woman to be dumped for another." "You better get used to it." "Okay, but let me talk to you." "I really need it." "You don't need anything!" "I know you're needy, you crave comfort..." " Nothing will happen between us." " What do you mean?" "What do you mean?" "You think you're the last guy on the planet?" "I just came by to apologize." "I should have known it was a waste of time." "A guy your age, and single, can only be a bastard." "I'm leaving." "Never mind." " Calm down." " Let me go." " Sorry, calm down." " I want to go." " I made a mistake coming here." " No, you didn't." " I want to go." " Calm down... sorry..." "Okay, sorry." "You want with or without sugar?" "Penélope?" " What's that?" " Easy does it!" "It's all good." "What happened?" "Nothing happened, I slept on the couch." " What does it mean?" " I brought it for you." "There's even a little flower." "And it's edible." "I will never have to look at that family again." "Lucky for you." "I still have to look at them a lot before I finish this video." "Paste three bits of this footage and be done with it." "Are you saying that my work is a piece of cake?" "I didn't mean to offend you, sorry." "Do you think it's easy to edit a wedding video... with a protest going on in the middle of the ceremony?" "Can't you change this part?" "It's the most important part of the wedding." "There are napkins here." " You can use them." " I can take it home and wash it." "Here." "Wow..." "Who is she?" "She's my mother." "Are you eating yours?" " No, you can have it." " Oh, good." "Heitor, your mother's gone." "What?" "What do you mean?" "Where's my mother?" "It would be too much to ask that you do not put... the camera in that position?" "This angle does no favors to my nose." "Imagine that!" "I put a filter, a special lens." "There was a special reflector in the background." "You were beautiful, wonderful." "Trust me, it was great." "Great..." "I couldn't even recite St. Paul's to the Corinthians." "A mess, huh?" "I'm not even thinking of reciting it anymore." " I'm thinking of singing it." " Really?" "Though I speak the language of the angels..." "What a beautiful..." "tribute to Renato Russo." "It's by Father Fébio de Mello." "It's only love, it's only love..." "That knows what's true..." " That's good acoustics." " Wonderful." "Very good..." "How odd.." "I was talking to a friend who loves this song..." "He's going through some problems, he is desperate." "He's in love with a woman, but she keeps lying to him." "She lies... but on what scale?" "So, from one to ten." "I think some 9.5." "But if she's a good person..." " Who doesn't make mistakes?" " That's true." "I'll tell him that." "He is suspicious that she... has stolen the photo of his mother's wedding." "Did she steal something of material value too?" "Material value... no." "I think she doesn't even like a lot of money." "Who doesn't love money these days?" " It's rare." " It's rare." " Tell him to keep an eye on her." " Okay." "Thank you very much." "Don't forget the camera position, please." "No prob." "It's right there, Lili." "You missed the address of that studio... and the cab left us far away." "What are you complaining about?" "I'm carrying a heavy load." "As well you should." "You said you were broke... and you're playing Mrs. Claus." "I want to reciprocate what they've done for me." "You have the hots for this guy." "Do I like gray?" "Have you seen me with gray-haired men?" "Yeah, you're a cougar, you like your men young." "It's not that bad..." "But it's good." "A guy like that, a bachelor, he goes to weddings..." "He must be a player." "He must be a handful..." "He's trying to change." " Hi." " Hi." "Careful with that bag." " Surprise visit?" " I brought some gifts." "Who is this person?" "She's Lili, my maid." "I told her you shoot weddings, she had to come." "If I didn't, she couldn't afford the cab." "That's why I came." "While my paychecks are late..." "I am a friend in the backroom." "It's tight, but okay It's not a problem." "We see movies together in the living room." "But if you call me a maid again, you'll take the bus back home." "She's so witty." "She's trying to convince her boyfriend to propose." "It has to be spontaneous." "Do you want a cup of coffee?" " I want to give gifts." " I want the coffee." " This is Fernando's." " You'll like it." "Alice's..." "And this is Heitor's." " What is it?" " No idea..." "Ready for the greatest gift of all?" "I would like to work for you... for free." "She can't work in the wedding video of the man who dumped her." "I don't know what got into her;" "I'm as surprised as you are." " I came on my own." " You shouldn't be here." "You should be ashamed to come here after what you did to us." "My..." "So small and so hard hearted." "What is that tone?" "Why do you want to do this for them?" "It's not for them." "You helped me, now I will help you." "So, have you got a lot of wedding gifts?" "I'm creating my list now." "Do you want to be the first to give me a gift?" "Where is your card?" " What is our goal?" " To please the client." " Who is the client?" " The bride and groom, of course." "When it isn't a wedding set up... to please the vested interests of two families of assholes." "I'm glad you didn't take your watch dog to the wedding... otherwise, she was going to bite everybody." "Guys, what they're trying to say... is for us to focus on the parents of the bride and groom." "Bingo!" " I love your PowerPoint." " You do?" "I studied Marketing." "She attended the first six months." "And today, what do you do?" "I'm a writer." "She has an erotic blog." "No, no, stop..." "It's self-improvement." "It has strip-tease, mating rituals..." " The Singapore grip..." " What's that?" "Is the contraction and relaxation of the vaginal muscles." " You suck and..." " Lili!" "Moving on..." "Which of the two stooges is our boss?" "The mother of the groom, Suely?" "Duck face?" "Or the bride's father, Reinaldo, the egotistical Senator?" "This is easy:" "Senator Reinaldo." "Boy, you're so smart!" "You're dead right." "Onwards!" "He's the most important, most influential... the most powerful player in our wedding..." "Senator Reinaldo, best known... to friends and family, for short as..." ""King"" "Penélope, very nice your PowerPoint, congratulations... but what is your point, actually?" "Use the protest that Heitor filmed." "I don't know what she's talking about." "Alice also filmed the protest." "I don't know what he's talking about;" "I didn't shoot any protest." "It doesn't have to be real." "We can manipulate it a little bit." "Manipulate, lie, that you understand." "What happened to that girl?" "You don't need it." "Everyone here is super-nice, super-cool." "We're talking about a video." "Who does that for a living?" "Who makes end meet with wedding videos?" "Lili..." " They shoot weddings..." " For a living..." "I got it..." " I understand..." "It's wonderful." " It's cool, huh?" "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "They have this studio..." "They make money." "What is that...?" "Change that." " Wait a minute, guys." " It's about to begin." " It stopped." " Press play." "We are gathered here today to celebrate... the sacrament of matrimony between two families..." "King, King, King, Reinaldo is our King!" "King, King, King, Reinaldo is our King!" "Good, right?" ""Reinaldo is our King"." "King, King, King, Reinaldo is our King!" "That's not what I've heard." "King, King, King, Reinaldo is our King!" "Thank you." " I think you're missing a zero." " If I liked it." "You didn't?" "No, I loved it!" "Excuse me." "It's the best video ever." "King, King, King, Reinaldo is our King!" "Man, it's a lot of money for a wedding video." "No need to humiliate us, okay?" "And this is your share." "No, no..." "I can't accept it." "You saved the wedding video." "Thank you, but no." "Stop being proud." "Everyone knows you're broken." "Very well." "You had to see Jaquinho's face." "Every time the bride sees the video, you'll be there." "As a haunting." "Sorry, that was a joke." "No, it's okay." "When I think about them together, sitting on the couch..." "I get so distressed..." "Never mind." " Don't think about it, no." " I won't think about it." "Better not have any family than be part of one like that." "Thank you." " You're better than they are." " Thank you." "It's time." "I think I'm going now." "See you on Saturday?" "Saturday?" "I still don't know what I'm doing on Saturday." "Isn't it a wedding day?" "Why don't you come with us?" "What's she going to do there?" "It is very easy." "Turn it on here." "Push this, it's going to show up." "Now, you place your hand here..." "First, with that leg, that way... that's it..." "Come!" "Very well, girl." "Again, slowly." "Yeah!" "Easy... slowly..." "You should smile more." "You'd have all the men you fancied." "A confirmed bachelor giving me advice..." "You're always going to parties..." "Don't tell me you've never found anyone cool?" "You're telling me this has never been your focus?" "No, no." "And the hot chick from the party?" "She seems like a nice person." "Laura?" "Forget it, I was a jerk to her." "You're not the same playboy as before." "Who said I was a playboy?" "Have you squandered your inheritance on parties, travel and women?" "You can redeem yourself." "Who says I want to redeem myself?" " Hey, what's Laura's last name?" " I'm not telling." " Tell me, Heitor." " I'm not telling." "I'm going to put here:" "Laura, director..." "TV show..." " Low-income children." " Good memory." "Found it." "Look..." "We just have to find her on a social network and add her." "Forget it, I can't manage these things." "I'm from the stone age." "Say goodbye to the old Heitor." "Bye, Heitor!" "Give me a password." "Come on, give me a password, any one." ""I hate Penélope"." ""I like Laura"." "Your password is ilikelaura." "Don't forget to change it later;" "I have the habit of snooping." " Do not underestimate them." " I won't." "Don't drink too much, don't get drunk..." "I'll stay away from the waiter." "These people are cool." "They are nice to you." "Do the right things." "We're working!" "Let's dance!" "Dance?" "!" " Put the camera down and dance." " Where is your camera?" "I love this song..." "I was a child..." "I was a little girl..." "This movement creates the greatest depth." " I need to tell you something." " So do I." "Look behind you." "Discreetly, look behind you." "What is Laura doing here?" "Act as if you already knew she'd be here." "What do you mean?" "I sent some texts inviting her to the party... pretending they were from you." "What?" "It's your fault!" "I told you to change your password." "How did she get in?" "She isn't on the guest list." "Who would stop the Laura?" "She's like an anti-aging cream model with a radiant face... oozing confidence, happiness, credibility..." " How many times did you speak?" " I don't know, a few messages." " How many?" " About a hundred..." "A hundred?" "Pretending to be me?" "Nothing embarrassing, I swear... except when she asked me to turn on the camera..." " You two..." " No, no!" "I wouldn't take advantage of her fragility." " There are other ways to play." " What do you mean?" "What ways?" "To write a few exciting things..." "You shouldn't have done that." "It was the least I could do for you." "Life gave you a second chance." "I ruined your reunion." "And Laura is so... beautiful, independent, intelligent, talented..." "She cares about the world..." "She is so sweet..." " It took me a while to find you!" " Good to see you." " Where were you?" " Working." " I found some friends." " Friends?" "How about it?" "I'm going to show you again." " Girls, I'm here!" " Good evening." "I couldn't help it." "They brought real scotch." " That's good..." " Sit down, sit down." "You're a lucky guy." "This woman is incredible." "At the height of her beauty, with a wonderful complexion." "She looks like a model for anti-aging cream... with a smooth, glowing, beautiful complexion." "Why do these guys always describe us... as if we were on display in a drugstore?" "That's not what I meant." "Heitor shoots weddings." "Good luck!" "You'll have to support the guy." " Do you have children?" " No." "Laura loves kids, you know?" " Divorced?" " Never married." "A confirmed bachelor who shoots weddings." "You know Bruce Wayne?" "Bruce Wayne was afraid of bats." "Hence, he decided to dress up as Batman." "It is not my case." "Are you mad?" "You're drinking, Heitor is in a harem..." "Who's shooting this wedding?" "You should find yourself a man." "I also never married." "I see no problem with that." "You said you'd never trade your pension for a jerk." " What pension?" " My father was in the military." "You're independent, you work..." "Do you need a government pension?" "Sorry..." "Why don't you go and talk to him." "You think I didn't notice you have the hots for the guy?" " Go talk to him." " I already gave up on him." "Why?" "I can't compete with those wedding photographers." "Your case is more complicated than mine." "Drink this." "I just look like a boy, but I don't like beer." "I don't like it either, but it will do you good." "My self-esteem is also on the low ebb today." " Come on, girl." " You?" "I also have my moments." "Come on!" "Two girls here at the bar." "You need it, too." "Just a relaxing beer." "This is not a good place." "Too many people at the party." "We've already waited too long." "Since I broke up with you, I'm always thinking of you." " Really?" " Never ever." "Come here." "I'm putting on the condom..." " Wait." " What is it?" "I'll be right back." "You stay here." "Stay here, stay here." "I think I drank too much." "It's not going to happen." "Some other time..." "You are crazy!" "Are you going to miss this chance?" "The time is now." "A woman your age has no time to waste." "What do you think of him?" "Perfect: height, weight, hair, and face." "One such gene is rare, girlfriend." "And no guilt." "Men are bastards." "And no woman needs them to raise children." "Penélope?" " What a fright!" " Listen to me!" "Laura's after me." " Make something up, lie." " I can't do that..." "I need to get out of here!" " What do you want me to do?" " I don't know..." "Throw a fit!" " I'm going to kill you!" " What?" "Calm down!" "Faint!" "She drank." "She took antidepressants with alcohol and got crazy." "I'm taking her to the hospital." "I'll call security." "Stay here." "No prob, I'll take her." "Don't worry." "See you later." "What is it?" "What you laughing at, you nutjob?" " I liked the night, Heitor." " You liked it..." "Especially, when the three broads were piercing the condom... like a Voodoo doll." "Oh my God in heaven..." " Do you think it's my fault?" " No, no!" "It's my fault." "Of course not!" "Close your eyes." "Close your eyes and connect with the universe." "Understand that you are loved by the universe... and those who love forgive." " You do yoga, Pilates..." " No, why?" "Bite me..." "Bite me, I like it." "Oh, good..." " Your breasts..." " Squeeze them, yes." "There's something hard on your breasts." " What is it?" " Sorry." "It's lipstick." "I put it inside my bra." "Hold on, let me put it away real quick." "Stay there." "My mother's picture." "A bridal glove." "I can explain it." "How many brides do you have here?" "I thought you didn't like weddings." "There's something hard on your breasts." "Pervert." "You are crazy." "You should offend me, have me committed..." "You should do something else." " Nonsense." " Hold on, I'll be right back." "Where are you going?" "Penélope, get out of there." "I have to go, and I can't do it with you outside." "Go away." "No." "I ain't right in the head, I'm crazy, I'm nuts..." "I'm completely bonkers." "You should be scared of me." "But I am." "I'm afraid when I remember that since I met you..." "I never put another pill in my mouth." " Half?" " Not even a quarter." "Liar." "Real life isn't like a wedding video." "You can't manipulate feelings in real life." "And you?" "Are you afraid of me?" "No." "True or false?" "Good..." "What am I doing in Heitor's bedroom?" "You drank too much last night." "I thought I'd bring you over here." "It's not what you're thinking, don't worry." "I slept downstairs, on the couch." "What a pity." "I wouldn't have minded." "No sugar, just the way you like it." "I want to apologize for yesterday." "And thank you for helping me." " You don't have to say anything." " I shouldn't have..." "You don't have to say anything." "Hold it here." "I have something for you." "I meant to give you yesterday, but I had no chance." "Now, I'm part of the gang." "Not a gang." "A family." "Heitor!" "What is this?" "Heitor!" "Heitor?" "Hi." "Hi." "What is this?" "Orange juice, bread, cheese, that fruit yoghurt you love." "And these flowers are for you." "But they are not edible." "What is this, Heitor?" "A company card." "Did you notice I wrote your name in pencil on the back?" "Now that I found out about your little mind problem..." "I think it's time to ask you..." "Penélope, would you... work with me on the studio?" "You're crazy." " You're crazy, Heitor." " I'm crazy for you." "Am I scaring you?" "Yes, you are..." "BEM CASADOS (HAPPILY MARRIED) Subpack by dougsan" "English version:" "Claudia Costa Chaves"