"What do you got to do today?" "Sarah's coming over." "And then..." "And what are you gonna do?" "We're gonna talk to her about helping us find a venue." "We are not doing anything 'cause I have to do a Viking Skull video today." "They flew in from England." "Yeah. I know. exactly." "like me directing a video." "I'll go say hi to Sarah." "and then I promise we'll find a venue for the wedding." "And by the way." "at least we got one thing done." "Yeah." "That's it." "He's Bam Margera." "She's his fiancée, Missy." "These former childhood sweethearts are about to take the plunge and be ioined in an unholy union." "We need to find you guys a venue." "l know." "I mean. the places that we looked at were nice. but they're not big enough." "I think I have one for you guys." "You think we could go check it out?" "We need to." "What's his schedule?" "He's doing a music video this week." "but I'm sure he could give me an hour or two." "How about Friday at 10:" "OO?" "So Friday. 10:" "OO." "Friday. 10:" "OO." "What is the venue?" "Loews." "But we need to get this done 'cause we're up against time right now 'cause this is the biggest hurdle that we have with planning a wedding within three months." "You do realise that at some point really soon we should probably talk about our wedding bands?" "We've been talking about bands all day." "I know." "Bands." "Yeah. bands." "No. like a..." "Like a ring." "My manager's fiancée's cousin owns all these jewelley stores in Detroit." "And he'll hook us up so bad with custom rings." "You can get a custom ring at King of Prussia." "We can't go to Detroit." "Do you see eveything that's going on right now?" "Do I know the King of Prussia?" "No." "I know the guy in Detroit." "Bam. we have an appointment at the Loews hotel at 10:" "OO on Friday." "How far do you think Detroit is on an airplane?" "I don't know. like four hours?" "Less than two." "Do not wory." "We'll get back in time." "Trust me." "Let's lust go to Detroit." "If we don't find a venue. we can't get married on Groundhog's Day." "I lust..." "I have such high expectations of what I want for our venue." "and I hope I'm gonna find something..." "...that'll meet those expectations." "lt's your wedding." "You don't lust settle for something that's there." "Bam and I are checking out the Loews in Philly on Friday." "and I don't know." "I feel like it might just be our last shot." "Basically. the concept of this video is a Chichester wedding." "which is. like. the most ghetto wedding you could possibly have." "So we're having it here at the VFW." "And then I'm gonna pay my bingo debt." "Whore it up." "Twice as much sluttiness on this take." "All right. here we go." "Go ahead." "It's time to get bridesmaids' dresses." "There's lots of colours." "There's a lot of fabric. so... I know that I definitely want to do black." "probably long." "How does this fabric deal with." "like. stains?" "Like cake. blood. vomit." "Smell it." "l smelt already." "Yo. I'm gonna stick my hand in my side crotch." "You want to smell it?" "Just do it." "Just be a man." "l'll do it. I'll do it." "Dude!" "That's fucking disgusting." "Dude. smell his balls. dude." "Smell his balls." "That was fucking nasty." "Bolger. get a whiff." "Bolger shows up to his fake wedding." "and we held him down and made him smell Gee's balls." "When he came up. it was." "like. dripping all..." "Dude. that is sick." "Quit fucking putting your sick balls all over my face." "He's enioying it." "Look at him." "Dude. it reeks so bad." "Are you exposed?" "Good." "Yes." "Got the tickets for Detroit." "Babe." "You're embarrassing me." "Detroit tomorrow." "Are you ready?" "Yeah. I'm ready." "It's at 7:" "OO a.m.. though." "It's the only flight to Detroit direct." "I hate getting up early." "Well. we've got to. like." "go and come right back." "Would you stop worying?" "Eveything will be fine." "That was disgusting." "Eveything is going to be fine." "Bam!" "Babe!" "All right. we lust arrived in Detroit right now." "and we're going to meet up with Carl." "which is my manager's soon-to-be father-in-law." "And we're gonna go look at some rings." "And then I have a surprise for you." "Really?" "Other than the rings?" "Because I bought a one-way ticket here." "and there's only one way back." "And what is that?" "You'll see." "All right. right now I'm getting the purple Lambo shipped from LA to Detroit because I was filming Jackass rwo there." "And the good news is I'm giving it to Missy as a gift." "Hi. babe." "Your Lambo." "What?" "You want another one?" "What. you want a new Lambo 'cause we're in Detroit?" "No." "What. then?" "You're gonna have one." "I'm gonna have the other." "You're giving me the purple Lambo?" "l already have the blue one." "So we're driving the Lambo home." "and you're giving it to me." "Yes." "Babe. I can't believe you did this." "Under one condition." "What?" "You got to do a skate trick right now." "ln heels?" "l don't want to see you land it." "But I'm in heels." "This is all you have to do." "Put your foot there. foot there." "Just go." "And then lump up and make..." "My heels are messing me up." "If you can do it in heels." "then I'll ty and do it in your shoes." "Go. babe." "Go. babe. go!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Wait. can you take these off. please?" "Oh. my God." "You start here." "And then you go like this." "Okay." "That's all I ask." "That was not fair." "You know what's not fair?" "You making me do this." "I hurt my elbow." "Well." "let's go get some rings in your purple Lambo." "Will the Lambo drive in the snow?" "Yeah." "Hey. babe. be careful." "Now let me in!" "I'm freezing." "Before I give you these effing keys." "there's a few things you need to know." "What?" "Watch out for deer. potholes." "speed bumps." "dump trucks that spill shit." "bad driveways. dirt roads." "tow-away zones." "Watch out for parallel parking." "And don't scratch the rims." "Now let's go." "Wait." "Will you drive?" "I don't like to drive in the snow." "All right. off to get some wedding bands." "Are you Carl?" "No. I'll get him for you." "Oh. okay." "Hi." "Thanks for coming in." "Oh. no problem." "Nice meeting you." "Yeah." "We need some wedding bands." "I would like to have. as Compton Ass Tery would say. some bling-bling." "He says bling-blau now." "Oh. some bling-blau in my band." "I was lust in London with Tony Hawk." "and I'm totally gonna bite his style." "It's kind of gnarly 'cause I skate in this so it's all destroyed right here." "We might have to bite some style on that one." "If you want to." "Why don't we peep out that vault real quick?" "Yeah." "let's..." "Okay." "Some high-tech shit." "Six carat." "G colour." "VS2." "Wow." "Security!" "So I think it's between this." "and then which one did you like better out of these two. the shiny or the satin?" "That one." "The satin. okay." "Which one do you think adds more sparkle?" "I really want it to be. like." "vey eye-catching." "Go with the bigger diamond. always." "Are you spending my money. honey?" "I know this is completely out of the ordinay." "but are those police officers out guarding your store." "like. real police officers?" "Yes. real police officers." "I need to get the hell out of here bad." "because I have to drive to Philadelphia." "They'll hook you up." "All right." "Let's get you out of here." "Yeah." "Let's go!" "I love my ring. I want it." "I can't wait to wear it." "Do you want to write our own vows?" "I don't know." "I don't even know what a vow is." "You can lust make up whatever you want to say." "You can just be like..." ""ln sickness and in health." ""or when he falls on his skateboard and breaks his ass." ""and then you have to ice his tailbone for three months"?" "Yeah." "Stuff like that?" "Yes." "All right. well." "l want to write my own. then." "Okay." "Bam. we have to get back." "I promised Sarah that we'd check out the Loews hotel." "Fuck!" "I lust talked to Kery Getz." "He said he was halfway to Pittsburgh." "and the blizzard is worse there than it is here." "Well. what are we gonna do?" "We don't even have a place to get married yet." "All right. I'm flipping the keys." "Key side. we keep driving 'cause it's a Quattro." "Lambo. we get a hotel right now in Cleveland." "Good. I want to stay. I'm freaked out." "I don't want to go any further." "Fuck!" "I think we're getting a hotel." "Snowed in at a hotel in Cleveland." "Bam!" "I didn't bring a change of clothes." "I only thought we were gonna be gone for a day." "He's such a iackass." "My hip hurts so bad from that fall yesterday." "There better be even a slight mark." "That's what happens in practise." "Okay. but I don't skate." "I get my nails done." "In the past two days. you've busted your ass on a skateboard." "broke your high heels. and drove a Lambo through a snowstorm." "Oh. my God. I'm turning into you." "This is my skate sesh beer-drinking sesh." "What's your name?" "Dusan Mandic." "Dusan Mandic?" "That's right." "is it. like. crazy French or something?" "Dusan Mandic?" "Come on!" "Dusan Mandic is almost better than Dick Butkus." "Whoa." "That was fucking weird." "I'm all like. "Whoa. crazed fan."" "How could you like me. dude?" "You're attracted to a scumbag." "You're good in bed." "My favourite time of the night is when we go to our room and we shut the door. and all of our friends have left. and it's quiet." "And we lay in bed." "And I go like this." "Come on." "Put your arm up." "I go like this. and l. like. shuffle down and get all comfy and put my head right here in that little nook right before I fall asleep." "That's my favourite time of the night." "What about you." "Bam?" "What's your favourite time of the night?" "Come on!" "Let's go." "Time for bed." "Bam." "Oh. for fuck's sake." "Good night." "This is why we couldn't get to Pittsburgh last night." "But at least we had a nice drinking sesh with a guy named Dusan Mandic." "Let's go." "Let's lust stop and eat in Pittsburgh." "If we don't make this appointment." "I'm going to kill you." "I know we have to get back." "but we've been driving for hours." "This is a really nice lunch." "but I can't believe that I'm still not home." "The Lambo doesn't have wings." "We can't lust flap our way to Philadelphia." "Plus. what's wrong with Pittsburgh?" "Nothing's wrong..." "Take a look at it." "l love it." "lt's great." "lt's great." "It's got like 20 bridges. a castle building." "a submarine." "Monday night football." "and Christina Aguilera's from here." "What are you doing?" "Stop." "I'm so glad we're home." "That was the longest trip ever." "Bam. we have to get to the Loews by 10:" "OO." "Please." "Well. you're the fucking one who woke me up all early." "I'm not down with going to Philly and looking at the Loews." "It's a waste." "This is. like. available on our day." "It was a legitimate option." "Let's lust set up some fucking tepees in the backyard and call it a day." "You've got to be kidding me." "Where the fuck are my glasses?" "They flew off while you were..." "Oh. my God!" "What was it?" "Oh. my God." "What?" "Oh. my God!" "Say it!" "The keys fell out of my hand and went in the fucking drain." "No." "l swear to God." "No!" "She lust dropped the fucking keys" "in the drain." "l can see them." "Look. I see them." "All we need is like a hook or something." "This is the worst possible spot. not to mention we're in a tow-away zone." "Look. "No parking any time." "Tow-away zone."" "That's lust fabulous." "Welcome to Philadelphia." "Missy did." "That's right." "Blame her." "I need to fish out the damn keys from the sick. disgusting sewer grate." "Do you have two hangers?" "Hangers?" "My keys fell in the grate out there." "and I can't move the car unless I have the keys." "I need some Advil." "Oh. yeah. that one's a good one." "This is the only one I really have that will work for you." "Sory about that." "Yes." "No!" "It'll work." "It'll work." "I'll get my hand down there." "so when you get it high enough..." "Yes!" "Yeah." "All right." "We had to make a device with brooms." "sticks. tape." "I'm sory." "I'm keeping these." "You don't get to touch them anymore." "I don't want to touch them." "How many people does it hold?" "That's good." "This room goes on for another two sections." "You actually enter from the side wall." "Those things have not changed in all these years." "Here's the last element." "You actually can go to the top of the building and get on the PSFS sign." "Don't tell him that." "l wasn't going to. but then..." "Oh. great." "Oh. this is cool." "You expect me to do that in a wedding dress?" "Okay." "let's do it." "Are you serious?" "Or are you just being funny?" "All right. what do you think of this place?" "l love it." "You do?" "I love it." "What do you think?" "I like the fact that we can all stay in one place and not deal with any of the traffic." "So can we do it here. please?" "Yes." "Finally." "You stoked we got a venue?" "Yes. I'm so glad." "And we got our rings." "That snowstorm was hell." "I know. I was scared." "Who drives a Lambo in the snow?" "Well. we were forced to." "Now let's turn this camera off and do some things we might regret." "Thanks for the Lambo. by the way."