"[ Man ] ADAM AND EVE JUST HAD SEX, RIGHT ?" "AND GOD SAYS TO ADAM, "WHERE'S EVE ?"" "SO ADAM SAYS, "SHE'S DOWN AT THE STREAM WASHING OFF."" "AND GOD SAYS, "DAMN, NOW I'LL NEVER GET THAT SMELL OUT OF THOSE FISH !"" "[ Men Laughing ] [ Woman ] YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU ?" "I BET EVERY MAN HERE THINKS THAT'S FUNNY." "[ Man #2 ] EASE UP, HUH ?" "ALL OF YOU." "WOMEN." "CHRIST." "GETTIN' TO BE A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WAY IT USED TO BE WHEN YOU JUST DID WHAT YOU WERE TOLD." "[ Woman #2 ] FUCK YOU, HOPPER." "[ Hopper ] I DO, EVERY NIGHT, ME AND MY JAR OF VASELINE." "I COULD FUCK ANY WOMAN I WANT." "I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MAKE HER COME." "[ Woman #2 ] REALLY ?" "I'D RATHER GET FUCKED BY A VIBRATOR THAN YOUR COCK ANY DAY." "IT'S HONEST, LOVING," "AND I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR IT IN THE MORNING." "[ People Laughing ]" "YOU REMIND ME OF MY EX-WIFE." "SHE HAD AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING." "LIKE WHENEVER PEOPLE WOULD ASK HER WHAT I DID, SHE'D SAY, "HE STRUGGLES."" "[ Woman #3 ] YOU GUYS." "YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE THE VICTIM." "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE." "I THINK WE'RE TAKIN' A BUM RAP HERE." "I HAPPEN TO BE A VERY GIVING LOVER." "[ Woman #1 ] YEAH, YOU'RE GIVING, ALL RIGHT." "YOU GAVE HALF THE CITY THE CLAP." "[ Laughing ] [ Man #3 ] ALL RIGHT." "ENOUGH." "MR. GRADY, YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY QUIET." "I KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST NIGHT WITH THE GROUP," "BUT, UH, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY ?" "NO, I, UH" "I JUST CAME AS A GUEST." "MY BUDDY HOPPER OVER HERE BROUGHT ME." "[ Man #3 ] I KNOW, BUT SURELY YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT ALL THIS." "I MEAN, YOU ARE PLANNING TO STAY WITH US ?" "ME ?" "WHY ME ?" "I'M" " I'M HAPPY." "BEEN MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN FOR 11 YEARS." "BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL." "WE HAVE TWO KIDS." "[ Woman #2 ] CUT THE CRAP." "YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE IF SOMETHING WASN'T BUGGIN' YOU." "I TOLD YOU." "I'M HERE WITH HOPPER." "I HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THESE..." "HANG-UPS WITH YOU PEOPLE." "I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON MY WIFE IN THE WHOLE TEN YEARS WE'VE BEEN MARRIED." "[ Woman #2 ] I THOUGHT IT WAS 11." "[ Woman #3 ] I'VE NEVER MET A MAN YET WHO'D ADMIT HE WAS A LOUSY LAY." "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?" "YOU THINK EVERYTHING HAS TO DO WITH SEX ?" "ADMIT IT." "YOU'RE A LOUSY LAY, AND SHE'S LEARNED TO ACCEPT IT." "[ Woman #2 ] LIKE WE ALL HAD TO." "[ Woman #3 ] SING IT." "WAIT A MINUTE." "NOW, YOU THINK I'M A LOUSY LAY." "IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?" "YOU GOT IT." "I AM NOT THE ONE WHO COMPLAINS HOW TIRED I AM EVERY NIGHT." "GETTING HER TO MAKE LOVE IS LIKE ASKING HER TO RUN THE BOSTON MARATHON," "AND THEN THOSE TIMES THAT WE ACTUALLY DO GO THROUGH WITH IT," "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO EMBRACE HER OR EMBALM HER." "SO DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M A LOUSY LAY" "WHAT AM I SAYING ?" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE ?" "?" "[ Fanfare ] [ Applause ]" "WELL, THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN." "I'M GRATEFUL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART." "IT IS TRULY AN HONOR TO BE NAMED MISS LIBERTY 1984." "I HAVE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE," "AND I PROMISE I SHALL CARRY THE NAME..." "WITH DIGNITY AND WITH PRIDE." "I WILL ALWAYS SERVE MY COUNTRY..." "AND BE A SHINING BEACON OF HOPE TO NATIONS THE WORLD OVER," "SPREADIN' THE TRUE SPIRIT OF FREEDOM AND LIBERTY..." "THAT IS AMERICA." "OH, WE'RE VERY PROUD OF YOU, MISS LIBERTY." "[ Both Laughing ]" "WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH YOUR SCHOLARSHIP MONEY ?" "WELL, I PLAN TO STUDY MUSIC, SIR." "MUSIC, DO YOU SAY ?" "WHAT KIND OF INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY ?" "I PLAY THE FLUTE, SIR, IN HONOR OF OUR FOREFATHERS..." "WHO DIED AT CONCORD AND LEXINGTON." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HOW MISS LIBERTY PLAYS THE FLUTE ?" "OH, YES." "YES, VERY MUCH." "FIRST, I UNZIP THE CASE." "AND THEN I TAKE OUT THE INSTRUMENT VERY CAREFULLY." "I'M VERY GENTLE." "AND THEN I RUN MY LITTLE HAND ALL OVER IT." "UP AND DOWN..." "AND UP AND DOWN." "AND THEN I-- I FONDLE IT SO SOFTLY," "SO SOFTLY." "MMM, I LOVE THE LOOK OF IT." "[ Moaning ]" "OH, I LOVE THE FEEL OF IT." "SO SMOOTH AND FIRM." "OH, I LIKE TO WRAP MY FINGERS AROUND IT AND TENDERLY CARESS IT." "THEN I LIKE TO LIFT IT TO MY MOUTH..." "AND WRAP MY LIPS AROUND IT." "AND THEN I JUST WAIT FOR THAT SWEET, SWEET MUSIC..." "TO COME POURIN' OUT." "OH !" "FUCKING INCREDIBLE !" "OH !" "?" "[ Pop ]" "[ Panting ]" "[ Grunting, Groaning ]" "[ Sniffing ]" "?" "?" "OHHH !" "OW !" "FUCKING INCREDIBLE !" "OHHH !" "OH, FUCKING INCREDIBLE !" "OHHH !" "[ Chuckles ] I KNEW IT WOULD BE." "YOU KNEW IT WOULD BE, TOO, DIDN'T YOU, HUH ?" "[ Man Laughs ] [ Music Stops ]" "WE KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?" "[ Chuckles ] WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS ?" "CHINA BLUE." "NAH, I MEAN YOUR REAL NAME." "MISS LIBERTY." "[ Chuckles ]" "WELL, THAT WAS SOME GAME OF YOURS, MISS LIBERTY." "[ Gargling ]" "YOU WANTED ROMANCE." "LOOK, UH, MY NAME IS CARL, AND I JUST SPLIT UP WITH MY WIFE." "IT'S GETTIN' LATE, BABE." "TIME TO MOVE." "WELL, CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN ?" "[ Chuckles ]" "I WORK THE STREET." "KEEP AN EYE OUT." "IT'S JUST THAT IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I GOT A HARD-ON JUST..." "LOOKIN' AT SOMEONE." "WE WERE MARRIED 12 YEARS." "SHE JUST WALKED OUT ON ME." "JUST LIKE THAT." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS I DID WRONG." "I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN." "MY EX BEAT IT OUT THE DOOR WHEN HE WAS TIRED OF BEATIN' ME." "IS THAT TRUE ?" "DOES IT MATTER ?" "[ Snickers ] YEAH." "WELL." "I'LL SEE YA AROUND, CHINA BLUE." "OH, PUT THE CASH ON THE DRESSER." "?" "[ Sniffing ]" "HEY !" "FUCK !" ""DEAR GOD, THE HEATHEN ARE COME INTO THINE INHERITANCE;" ""THY HOLY CHAPEL HAVE THEY DEFILED;" ""THEY HAVE LAID JERUSALEM ON HEAPS." "THEIR BLOOD HAVE THEY SHED LIKE WATER AROUND JERUSALEM."" "LIKE" " LIKE" " LIKE-- [ Man ] THIS GUY'S CRAZY." "LIKE THEY FUCK AND THEY PISS AND THEY SHIT LIKE THE FUCKING SCUM THAT THEY ARE." "DEAR GOD, THAT WAS NOT ME." "THAT WAS THE SPIRIT OF LUCIFER." "FORGIVE ME, LORD." "FORGIVE ME." ""HOW LONG, LORD ?" "SHALT THOU BE ANGRY FOREVER ?" "SHALL THEY JEALOUSLY BURN LIKE FIRE ?"" "SHALL WE KEEP ON FUCKING AND PISSING IN EACH OTHER'S FACES ?" "[ Sobbing ]" "FORGIVE ME, LORD." "THAT WAS" "THAT-- THAT WAS NOT ME." "YOU, CHILD, VICTIM OF THE NIGHT." "I AM THE REVEREND PETER SHAYNE, AND I KNOW THE PLAGUE THAT CRIPPLES YOU." "I'VE BEEN SENT BY THE LORD TO SAVE YOU AND TO RID THE EARTH OF THAT PLAGUE." "I AM HIS HOLY MESSENGER." "DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME, CHILD ?" "SORRY." "I NEVER FORGET A FACE." "ESPECIALLY WHEN I'VE SAT ON IT." " SAVE YOUR SOUL, WHORE." " SAVE YOUR MONEY, SHITHEAD." "[ Hopper ] I'M SORRY." "I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D COME DOWN ON YOU SO HARD." "FORGET IT." "COME IN AND SEE THE SHOP." "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT FOR A WHILE." "HEY, JERRY !" "[ Laughing ] WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRADY ?" "HOW COME YOU'RE STILL HERE ?" "I THOUGHT MOLLY WAS SICK." "OH, THEY'RE COMING TO PICK THIS UP TOMORROW." "CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE CUSTOMERS, YOU KNOW." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "I'LL FINISH IT UP." "GET OUTTA HERE." "YOUR WIFE IS SICK." "YOU SHOULD BE HOME." "THANKS, GRADY." "YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO GIVES A DAMN." "WHAT DO YOU SAY, HOPPER ?" "JERRY !" "STEP ON IT." "[ Laughing ]" "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ?" "STEP ON IT." "[ Bullet Ricochets, Man Shouting ] WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED !" "STILL PLAYING GAMES, HUH ?" "IT'LL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ANY THIEF." "KEEP YOUR HANDS UP !" "[ Explosion ]" "BOBBY, ABOUT THAT SESSION." "I KNOW THINGS MUST BE PRETTY ROUGH AT HOME." "THINGS ARE GREAT." "I JUST GOT A LITTLE WOUND UP, THAT'S ALL." "LIKE I SAID, STILL PLAYING GAMES." "YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULD TALK," "ALL THE BODIES FLOATIN' IN AND OUTTA THAT BED." "THAT'S SOME KINDA LIFE, PAL." "SPEND HALF OF IT CHANGING SHEETS." "SHEILA CALLED ME YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE DIVORCE." "STILL CAN'T LET HER GO, BOBBY." "[ Bobby ] WELL, I GOT A GREAT IDEA." "AMY INVITED SHEILA TO THE BARBECUE ON SUNDAY WITH TOMMY AND PATTY." "SO WHY DON'T YOU COME ?" "BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES." "[ Gum Pops ]" "[ Keys Jangling ]" "[ Floorboards Creaking ]" "WHO'S THERE ?" "[ Chain Rattling ]" "[ Pop ] [ Shrieking ]" "[ China Blue ] GET OFF !" "[ Yelping ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Groaning, Exhaling ]" "[ Sighing ]" "DIDN'T HURT YOU, DID I ?" "[ Chuckles ]" "PLAYED A LITTLE ROUGHER THIS TIME THAN USUAL." "[ Groaning ]" "AW, DON'T WORRY, SWEETDICK." "I'M TOUGH." ""SWEETDICK" ?" "[ Chuckles ]" "DO ME A FAVOR NEXT TIME." "DON'T WALK SO FAST." "HARD TO KEEP UP." "[ Laughs ]" "MAYBE I SHOULD RAPE YOU, HUH ?" "ONE WAY TO GET BACK AT YOUR OLD MAN." "SORRY ?" "YOUR FATHER." "I KNOW HE RAPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE A KID." "YOU TOLD ME THE FIRST TIME WE GOT TOGETHER." "OH, YEAH." "I FORGOT." "YOU SAID YOU TRUSTED ME." "I DO." "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE TOLD." "IT IS TRUE, ISN'T IT ?" "SURE IT'S TRUE." "WELL, YOU DON'T SEEM TOO UPSET." "YOU WERE ALMOST IN TEARS WHEN YOU TOLD ME." "I'M TRYIN' TO BLOCK IT OUTTA MY MIND." "CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ?" "I'M SORRY." "I-I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS STILL A SORE SPOT." "NOT AS SORE AS YOU WAS THEN." "[ Laughing ]" "MAYBE, IF YOU'RE REAL NICE TO ME," "I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE TIME..." "HE TIED MY ARMS TO THE BED WITH BLACK TWINE." "DID HE REALLY DO THAT ?" "HE DID THAT TO A SWEET LITTLE THING LIKE YOU ?" "SEE THE SCARS ?" "WHERE ?" "LOOK CLOSER." "OH, YEAH." "I SEE." "HOW LOW CAN YOU GET ?" "AS LOW AS YOU CAN AFFORD," "AND YOUR METER'S UP, PAL." "THAT'S THE BITTER TRUTH." "CAN I KEEP THESE ?" "FOR TEN BUCKS." "KEEP THE TRUST." "[ Door Opening ]" "[ Door Closing ]" "I'M SORRY I'M LATE, HONEY." "I HAD TO FINISH UP." "I ATE WITH THE KIDS." "WELL, I BROUGHT DESSERT !" "THANKS." "YOU KNOW I'M ON A DIET." "OPEN IT !" "[ Bobby ] TA-DA !" "HAVE YOU EATEN ?" "I'M NOT HUNGRY." "I'LL FIX SOMETHING LATER." "DINNER'S STILL WARM." "LISTEN, I INVITED DONNY TO THE PARTY ON SUNDAY." "YOU KNOW, HE AND SHEILA HAVE BEEN SPEAKING, OR AT LEAST SHE CALLED HIM." "ARE YOU CRAZY ?" "SHE ONLY CALLED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS LATE WITH THE ALIMONY." "SO HOW ARE THE KIDS ?" "WELL, JIMMY NEEDS BRACES." "DENTIST SAYS HE HAS AN OVERLAPPING BITE OR SOMETHING." " WILL THEY HURT ?" " I'M NOT REALLY CONCERNED WHETHER IT WILL HURT OR NOT." "WELL, IF HE NEEDS BRACES, HONEY," "GET HIM BRACES." "JUST LIKE THAT ?" "YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT." "SO WE'LL GO ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT A HOT TUB." "WE CAN USE THE LARSONS'." "YEAH, SURE, AND WHEN WE NEED A NEW CAR," "WE CAN BORROW THE MURPHYS', AND I CAN BORROW MY SISTER'S CUISINART..." "AND SALLY'S MICROWAVE, AND, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ?" "KATHY JUST GOT A NEW VIDEO RECORDER." "COST HER A THOUSAND BUCKS." "SHE SAYS IT'LL DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS." "WELL, FOR THAT PRICE, IT SHOULD GO DOWN ON HER." "VERY FUNNY." "DID YOU TALK TO JERRY ?" "SO WHERE'S THE SALT ?" "YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU ?" "DON'T WE HAVE ANY SALT IN THIS HOUSE ?" "BOBBY." "AMY, I TOLD YOU." "I AM NOT LETTING THE GUY GO." "I DON'T CARE HOW SLOW THINGS ARE." "HE'S GOT A WIFE AND KIDS." "AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE ?" "MAYBE IF YOU'D GONE INTO A REAL BUSINESS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON." "IT'S ON THE STOVE." "NO WONDER WE NEVER HAVE ANY MONEY." "AMY, LOOK, I LOVE THAT BUSINESS." "I'M PROUD OF IT." "WORK DAMN HARD AT IT." "WE'LL MAKE OUT OKAY." "HAVEN'T LET YOU DOWN YET, HAVE I ?" "SO, WHO IN THE HELL NEEDS A HOT TUB ?" "WE CAN USE THE BATHTUB." "SPEAKING OF WHICH," "WHY DON'T YOU AND I..." "GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE A BATH TOGETHER ?" "YOU SAY WE CAN USE A LITTLE BIT OF ADVENTURE IN OUR LIVES." "I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE ADVENTURE." "SOME KIND OF LOUSY MOOD YOU'RE IN." "DID YOU GET YOUR PERIOD TODAY ?" "NO, I DID NOT GET MY PERIOD TODAY." "EVERY TIME I'M IN A LOUSY MOOD, YOU THINK I GOT MY PERIOD." "I WISH." "I'D BUY STOCK IN TAMPAX AND RETIRE." "THERE IS NOTHING THAT MEANS MORE TO ME..." "THAN THIS FAMILY." "NOT EVEN SOME STUPID HOT TUB." "I HAVE TO CLEAN UP." "?" "[ Pop Playing On TV ]" "?" "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOING UP ?" "YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS ?" "MOM SAID WE COULD STAY UP TILL THE NEXT COMMERCIAL." "YEAH ?" "WELL, YOU CAN'T." "'CAUSE YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK." "IT'S BOMBS AWAY." "[ All Shouting ]" "[ Bobby ] OH !" "HEY !" "[ Bobby ] I WANT YOU TO GIVE YOUR SISTER SOME, YOU HEAR ME, COWBOY ?" "[ Amy ] COME ON, YOU TWO." "MARCH." "UP." " DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE TWO LIMA BEANS ?" " DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "BECAUSE IT'S BEDTIME, ISN'T IT, DADDY ?" "[ Clicks Tongue ] [ Amy ] COME ON." "LET'S GO." "GIVE DAD A BIG HUG." "BYE." "GOOD NIGHT." "HELLO ?" "YEAH, WALT PIERSON HERE." "WALT." "BOBBY GRADY." "HOW YOU DOIN' ?" "GREAT." "YOU ?" "YEAH, I'M JUST FINE." "THANKS." "UM, LISTEN, UH, YOU'D ASKED ME ONCE BEFORE..." "ABOUT DOING SOME NIGHTTIME SURVEILLANCE FOR YOU." "YEAH." "THINK YOU MIGHT STILL BE INTERESTED ?" "YEAH." "WELL, N-N-NO, I WAS" " I WAS WONDERING, IS THE OFFER STILL GOOD ?" "[ Door Slamming ] YEAH." "YOU GOTTA WORK NIGHTS, THOUGH." "NO PROBLEM." "MOB AFTER YOU ?" "NO, I COULD USE THE MONEY." "I THINK I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU." "YOU DO ?" "YEAH." "GOTTA WORK NIGHTS, THOUGH." "TERRIFIC." "NO, THAT'S GREAT." "YOU DIDN'T THINK I HAD THE NERVE, DID YOU ?" "NO, I DIDN'T." "[ Laughing ] NEITHER DID I." "I, UH" " I GUESS IT JUST COMES WITH POVERTY." "WELL, COME ON IN, AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT." "YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND YOU TAKE IT EASY, OKAY ?" "YEAH, RIGHT." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "FINE." "BYE." "GREAT." "YOU TELL THEM JOKES, AND I'M THE WICKED WITCH WHO SENDS THEM TO BED." "WELL, I'LL PUT 'EM TO BED." "?" "[ Men Singing On TV ] SO YOU CAN KEEP 'EM UP HALF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR STORIES ?" "I THINK IT'S GOOD FOR THE IMAGINATION." "THEIRS OR YOURS ?" "I'M GONNA BE DOING SOME TRACKING FOR WALT PIERSON." "SO, THAT MEANS YOU CAN MAKE ROOM FOR THAT HOT TUB." "WELL, YOU ACT LIKE I-- [ Laughing ]" "FORCED YOU, AND I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE." "?" "[ Whimsical Music ] WHAT DO YOU WANT ?" "DO YOU KNOW ?" "AND YOU DIDN'T FORCE ME." "[ Sighs ] [ Screaming On TV ]" "MAYBE I'LL, UH, DO THE MAGIC ACT AT THE PARTY." "YOU KNOW, FOR LAUGHS." "WHAT DO YOU THINK ?" "WHATEVER YOU WANT." "[ Gunfire, Indians Whooping ]" "?" "[ Rock ]" "?" "DAMN THE LIVING IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "SILVER SILVERWARE ?" "?" "WHERE IS THE LOVE ?" "?" "OVAL SWIMMING POOL ?" "?" "WHERE IS THE LOVE ?" "?" "DAMN THE LIVING IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "IT'S A LOVELY A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "WELCOME TO IT IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "IT'S A LOVELY ?" "?" "LIFE ?" "OH, BOBBY, COME ON." "STOP IT." "WE JUST GOT THE CABLE." "[ Gunfire, Indians Whooping ]" "WALT PIERSON SPEAKS VERY HIGHLY OF YOU." "I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR WALT." "HIS WORD'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME." "WELL, I'M DAMN GOOD AT WHAT I DO, MR. BATEMAN," "BUT I'LL ONLY TAKE A JOB IF I CAN DO IT RIGHT." "AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT QUIET." "I DON'T WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A MAJOR EVENT." "WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PUSHOVER FOR INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE." "I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU." "JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FACTS ARE." "I'M ONE OF THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS OF LADIES' SPORTSWEAR OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK." "[ Inhaling ] BUT I'M FALLING BEHIND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS." "LAST WEEK'S ORDERS WERE AT AN ALL-TIME LOW." "I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY ORGANIZATION..." "SELLING PATTERNS TO ONE OF MY COMPETITORS." "I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HER." "[ Bobby ] WHO IS SHE ?" "A YOUNG WOMAN'S WHO'S BEEN WITH ME ABOUT TWO YEARS." "VERY TALENTED DESIGNER." "HELL OF A FUTURE, IF SHE HASN'T BLOWN IT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT'S HER ?" "I DON'T KNOW." "GUT FEELING." "SOMETHING ABOUT HER." "I'LL POINT HER OUT TO YOU." "ALL RIGHT, TRY AND SAVE SOME YARDAGE IN THIS SLEEVE, OKAY ?" "[ Bateman ] THAT'S HER, IN THE GRAY SUIT." "[ Bobby ] HOW COULD SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT BE A CRIMINAL ?" "THAT'S WHAT I'M PAYING YOU TO FIND OUT." "FOLLOW HER-- WHERE SHE GOES AT NIGHT, WHAT SHE DOES." "MORNING, LOU." "PHIL." "WHAT'D YOU MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER ?" "SHE'S A MYSTERY." "DIVORCED." "LIVES ALONE." "NO BOYFRIENDS I KNOW OF." "A REAL LONER." "WHAT'S SHE LIKE IN HERE ?" "COMPULSIVE, AMBITIOUS." "NEVER STOPS WORKING, NEVER SATISFIED." "YOU KNOW THE TYPE." "ALWAYS PROVING THEMSELVES." "PERFECTION OR BUST." "ANY FRIENDS ?" "OH, SHE GETS ALONG FINE WITH THE OTHER WOMEN," "BUT IF YOU'VE GOT A PENIS, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE." "SHE TURNS TO ICE." "THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE HER A CRIMINAL." "IT MAKES HER A SUSPECT." "I DON'T TRUST ANYONE THAT WORKS THAT HARD." "SHE MUST BE HIDING SOMETHING." "I WANT YOU TO NAIL HER LILY-WHITE ASS." "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?" "YOU THINK SHE'S THAT DANGEROUS ?" "IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DISCOVER." "[ Engine Revving, Tires Screeching ]" "[ Tires Screeching ]" "[ Zipper Unzipping ]" "[ Door Slamming ]" "PARADISE HOTEL, ON 4th AND MAIN." "[ Chattering ]" "[ Sirens Wailing In The Distance ]" "DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME TONIGHT, CHILD ?" "HA !" "WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY SAVIOR." "THE REVEREND PETER SHAYNE REQUESTS A FEW MOMENTS OF REPOSE UPSTAIRS..." "IN YOUR HOLY OF HOLIES." "A REVEREND, NO LESS." "YOU KNOW, THE LAST REVEREND WHO TRIED TO, UH, SAVE ME..." "LIVED TO REGRET IT." "I CHASED HIM ALL AROUND THE CHURCH UNTIL I CAUGHT HIM BY THE ORGAN." "COME ON." "[ Laughing ]" "I MAKE A GREAT JOAN OF ARC." "CAN'T YOU TELL ?" "I IMAGINE YOU DO SPEND A GOOD DEAL OF TIME ON YOUR KNEES, MY CHILD." "[ China ] EXCUSE US." "WE'VE GOT BUSINESS TO CONDUCT." "HEY, BABY." "HOW ABOUT A SHOT OF THE GRAND CANYON, HUH ?" "OH, SHIT." "STICK IT THERE, REV." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ?" "I WANT TO HELP YOU." "ADMIT YOU NEED IT." "I NEED IT." "WITH CONVICTION." "MAKE ME BELIEVE." "OH, PLEASE, REVEREND." "YOU'RE SO GOOD AND WISE AND STRONG." "PLEASE." "PLEASE HELP THIS SICK, DISGUSTING DEGENERATE." "I DEAL IN TRUTH." "I'M BRINGING YOU SOMETHING GREATER THAN A HARD-ON," "ASSUMING YOU CONSIDER TRUTH TO BE GREATER THAN A HARD-ON." "[ Coins Clattering ]" "OH." "DEPENDS ON THE HARD-ON." "TRY IT AGAIN, SINNER." "FIRST MONTH I WAS MARRIED, I TRIED TO MAKE MY HUSBAND'S FAVORITE CASSEROLE." "OF COURSE, I MADE A MESS." "SO I CRIED TO MY BEST FRIEND PEGGY ALL WEEK ABOUT IT..." "TILL I FOUND OUT WHEN I WAS IN THE KITCHEN MAKING THE CASSEROLE," "HE WAS IN THE BEDROOM MAKING PEGGY." "DON'T GLARE AT ME." "YOU WEAR YOUR ANGUISH LIKE A BREAKAWAY CHASTITY BELT." "YOU WANTED THE TRUTH." "WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SELLING ?" "THIS IS THE FANTASY BUSINESS, REVEREND." "YOU CAN HAVE ANY TRUTH YOU WANT." "AND SO CAN YOU." "ISN'T THAT WHY YOU'RE HERE ?" "ISN'T THAT WHY YOU ARE ?" "I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU." "WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME ?" "THAT'LL SAVE ME." "NOT FROM YOUR DISEASE." "WHAT DISEASE ?" "I'M HEALTHY AS A HORSE." "I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE AND READY FOR COCK." "WHORES AND METAPHORS DON'T MIX." "WHO ARE YOU ?" "I'M CINDERELLA, CLEOPATRA." "GOLDIE HAWN, EVA BRAUN." "I'M LITTLE MISS MUFFETT, I'M POCAHONTAS, I'M WHOEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE, REVEREND." "BUT WHAT AREYOU DOING HERE ?" "SATISFYING." "WHO ?" "I THINK THAT THE CONFESSIONAL IS ABOUT OVER." "DON'T YOU WANT TO BE SAVED ?" "DO YOU GET THAT MUCH OUT OF THIS ?" "I GET PAID." "BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU'RE SELLING," "ONLY IN WHAT YOU'RE BUYING." "WHY DON'T YOU ASSUME THE MISSIONARY POSITION ?" "MY PURPOSE HERE IS STRICTLY HUMANITARIAN." "TO MAKE ME SEE THE LIGHT ?" "TO MAKE YOU SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT." "[ China ] YOU WANT TRUTH, FATHER ?" "I GOT THE BEST TRUTH IN TOWN." "SO GOOD, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT FROM MAKE-BELIEVE." "IS IT ?" "IF YOU BELIEVE IT IS." "EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, DON'T THEY, REVEREND ?" "BOW DOWN THINE EAR, O LORD, AND HEAR ME, FOR I AM POOR AND NEEDY." "PRESERVE MY SOUL, FOR I AM HOLY." "O THOU, MY GOD, SAVE THY SERVANT THAT TRUSTETH IN THEE." "SAVE HIM FROM THIS BIGMOUTH CUSH WITH A MOTOR-DRIVEN ASS WHO" "FORGIVE ME, LORD." "I SPEAK NOT IN VAIN, BUT THIS LITTLE BITCH PROVOKES ME SO !" "OH, JESUS." "AT LEAST I CAN STAY IN CHARACTER." "YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET A WALK-ON IN SOMETHING," "UNLESS IT WAS YOU THAT WAS BEING WALKED ON." "I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD, YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER !" "WHAT'S THIS ?" "YOUR MAILBAG ?" "LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN IT." "NO !" "NO !" "WHAT IS THIS ?" "TOP SECRET ?" "NO." "COME ON." "LET MAMA HAVE A LITTLE PEEK." "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN HERE, THE HOLY GRAIL ?" "COME ON." "OH, MY GOD." "OH, EXCUSE ME." "OH, GOD." "NEED I REMIND YOU, JEZEBEL, THAT CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT ?" "NOT UNTIL IT GOT OUT OF THE BAG." "THESE ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAYTHINGS." "THOSE WHO TOUCH THEM WILL BURN." "PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE, REVEREND." "LET'S SEE A SAMPLE." "IT'S A DISGUSTING ARRAY." "[ Laughs ] DISGUSTING'S MY MIDDLE NAME, HONEY." "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THE BAG ?" "GOD FORGIVE ME." "A TIT PACIFIER." "THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS." "REMEDIAL, EVEN IN A SIMULATION." "A FOAM RUBBER PRETTY KITTY." "[ Gasps, Chuckles ]" "ALREADY HOUSEBROKEN, AND YOU CAN TEACH IT A WIDE VARIETY OF NEW TRICKS." "COMES WITH A BATTERY PACK." "IT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE." "AN AUTO-SUCK." "MODERN TECHNOLOGY AT ITS MOST COMPASSIONATE, AND IT SWALLOWS." "THIS ONE IS A LITTLE ON THE BLINK." "OH." "ARE YOU HUNGRY ?" "HOW 'BOUT A-- A "BEAT ME, EAT ME" LICORICE WHIP ?" ""THE TASTE THAT LEAVES ITS MARK FOREVER."" "MM. HEY, NO, WAIT A MINUTE." "I'M NOT THROUGH HERE." "WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN THE BAG ?" "WHAT ?" "WHAT THE HELL ?" "IS THIS A CRUISE MISSILE OR A PERSHING ?" "[ Buzzing ] [ Laughing ]" "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, FUCK SOMEONE TO DEATH ?" "YOU'D LIKE TO, WOULDN'T YOU ?" "ONLY THE RIGHT WOMAN." "YOU BETTER GO." "JUST WHEN WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS." "I CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE REVELATION A NIGHT." "ENOUGH OF THEM AND YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HANDLE REAL LIFE." "REAL LIFE, REVEREND." "TELL ME YOUR NAME, OR IS THAT A TOUGH ONE ?" "CHINA BLUE." "CHINA BLUE." "I LIKE IT." "IT'S RATHER EXOTIC." "LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF CHARLIE CHAN." ""B" MOVIES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY INSPIRATION." "WHAT'S YOURS ?" "GOING MY WAY?" "ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME IS THAT I INTEND TO SAVE YOU." "AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS..." "BE THERE." "STAY WITH ME, CHINA BLUE." "TRUST ME." "I'LL FREE YOU." "WHO ARE YOU ?" "YOU'RE NOT A REVEREND." "WHO ARE YOU ?" "I'M YOU." "[ Footsteps ]" "[ Door Opening, Closing ]" "[ Shayne Reciting ] "I WILL SING OF MERCY AND JUDGMENT." ""UNTO THEE, O LORD, WILL I SING." ""I WILL BEHAVE MYSELF WISELY IN A PERFECT WAY." ""I WILL WALK WITHIN MY HOUSE WITH A PERFECT HEART..." "AND I WILL SET NO WICKED THING BEFORE MINE EYES."" "NOT EVEN THE STUPID DOUCHE BAG WHO'S LURING ME UNDER HER ROTTEN SPELL." "SNATCH CAN'T FOOL ME, LORD." "I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS." "I KNOW HER COWARDLY GAME." "A FEAR OF MEN SO GREAT SHE CAN ONLY FEEL STRENGTH BEHIND HER FACADE." ""WHO SO SLANDERETH HIS NEIGHBOR WILL I CUT OFF."" "YEAH." "I'LL CUT OFF, ALL RIGHT." "I'LL CUT OFF..." "HER LITTLE TITS." "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME, PHIL ?" "I WOULD HAVE LOANED YOU THE MONEY." "HELL, I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE MONEY." "GODDAMN PRIDE." "WHAT ABOUT JAIL ?" "NO PRIDE IN THERE." "WHO THINKS ?" "COOPER OFFERED ME A FORTUNE FOR THE PATTERNS." "I" " I LOST CONTROL." "PLEASE, LOU." "I'LL WORK FOR NOTHING." "ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUT WHAT THIS WOULD DO TO SARA AND MY BOY" "I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, PHIL." "HMM." "[ Clears Throat ]" "I HAD TO HAVE SOMEONE AROUND HERE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS WHOLE DAMN THING." "THE MAN'S BEEN WITH ME 18 YEARS." "I TRUSTED HIM." "HE WAS SO MOVED THAT I DID THAT HE BROKE DOWN AND CONFESSED." "THAT'S GRATITUDE FOR YOU." "[ Scoffs ] I DIDN'T KNOW MY TRUST MEANT THAT MUCH." "WHAT DO I DO NOW ?" "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE." "THE MAN IS A CRIMINAL." "COME ON." "YOU HEARD HIS MOTIVE." "GUY'S ONLY HUMAN." "HE KNOWS HE WAS WRONG." "GOD KNOWS WE'VE ALL MADE MISTAKES." "WHY RUIN HIS LIFE OVER ONE MISTAKE ?" "WHAT ABOUT THE LAW ?" "SCREW THE LAW." "WHAT GOOD IS HE IN JAIL ?" "BESIDES, HE'LL WORK TWICE AS HARD FOR YOU HERE." "AND YOU CAN FEEL LIKE THE KING OF HEARTS." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG ANYMORE." "[ Bobby ] DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WAS HER ?" "[ Bateman ] SO I'M A LOUSY GUESSER." "WHAT'D YOU GET ON HER ?" "NOT MUCH." "SHE STAYED HOME ALL NIGHT." "[ Knocking ] THAT YOU, JOE ?" "YOU FREE ?" "NO, BUT I'M ONE HELL OF A BARGAIN." "I MEANT, UH," "ARE YOU AVAILABLE, YOU KNOW, FOR ACTION ?" ""ACTION" ?" "[ Inhaling Sharply ]" "SOLDIER, FOR 50 BUCKS, YOU CAN NAME YOUR OWN BATTLEFIELD." "OH." "I-I'M SORRY." "I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT THIS." "IT'S MY, UH, FIRST TIME." "OH ?" "YOU THAT DESPERATE OR THAT HORNY ?" "MARRIED." "OH, THAT DESPERATE AND THAT HORNY." "GO SLOW." "I'M JUST A BOY SCOUT." "[ Laughs ] WELL, BABY," "YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME AN EXPLORER." "OH, HOT BODY." "[ Clicks Tongue ]" "ARE YOU AN ATHLETE, HUH ?" "YEAH." "PLAYED VARSITY FOOTBALL." "HIGH SCHOOL." " QUARTERBACK." " MMM." "WELL, QUARTERBACK, YOU CAN HAVE THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE..." "IF YOU TRUST ME AT THE WHEEL." "SIT DOWN." "HOW, UH, GOOD A DRIVER ARE YOU ?" "[ Laughs ]" "WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRIVING ?" "DRIVING'S WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR WIFE." "HERE, WE FLY." "THAT SOUND GOOD, LOVER ?" "BET YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAVEN'T DONE MUCH FLYING, RIGHT ?" "SHIT." "ME AND MY WIFE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING MUCH DRIVING LATELY." "[ Knocking ] IT'S JOE." "I'M READY FOR TAKEOFF." "YOU'RE ON STANDBY TONIGHT, BABE." "I GOT A FULL LOAD." "OKAY, BUT NEXT WEEK, IT'S FIRST CLASS." "[ Chuckles ]" "WHO ARE YOU ?" "IT'S NOT A PROM DATE, SWEETIE." "I'M A HOOKER, YOU'RE A TRICK." "WHY RUIN A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP ?" "AHH." "HERE." "HAVE A QUAALUDE." "TO FLOAT." "YOU'LL LOVE IT." "I PROMISE." "FLIER NEVER LIES." "[ Chuckles ] FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT, HONEY, [ Gasps ]" "AND SAY HELLO TO FREEDOM." "GOOD EVENING." "WELCOME TO CHINA BLUE AIRLINES FLIGHT 69," "NONSTOP SERVICE TO PARADISE." "WE'LL BE TAKING OFF SHORTLY." "I'LL BE UNBUCKLING YOUR BELT AND SEEING THAT BIG BIRD RISE AND RISE," "FINALLY SETTLING INTO THE COMFORT..." "ONLY THIS WIDE BODY CAN PROVIDE." "WE'RE HERE TO SERVE YOU." "PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALTHOUGH WE MAY RUN OUT OF PAN AM COFFEE," "WE'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF T-W-A-T." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Moans ]" "[ Sighing ]" "[ Bobby ] HEY, IVORY SOAP." "NINETY-NINE AND FORTY-FOUR ONE-HUNDREDTHS PERCENT PURE." "[ Sighing ] KINDA FUNNY, ISN'T IT ?" "[ Bobby ] LOOK, I, UH-- [ China ] DON'T SAY IT." "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY." "DO YOU ?" "HOW COME YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY ?" "ME ?" "YOU RACED FOR THAT SHOWER LIKE IT WAS THE INDY 500." "YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO WASH IT OFF, COULD YOU ?" "WAIT A MINUTE." "I-- NO PROBLEM." "HEY, I KNOW THE BOY SCOUT OATH." "CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS." "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ?" "YOU HAVEN'T BEEN NEXT TO EITHER ONE IN YEARS." "WHAT I DO IN THIS ROOM MIGHT NOT WIN ME A PURPLE HEART," "BUT IT SURE AS SHIT BEATS THE P.T.A. MEETING." "WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE THIS ?" "I THOUGHT FUCKING WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING PEOPLE CLOSER TOGETHER, NOT DRIVE 'EM APART." "OH, YEAH ?" "IS THAT WHAT IT DID FOR YOUR MARRIAGE ?" "WHAT WE DID TONIGHT" "I MEAN, YOU FELT IT TOO, DIDN'T YOU ?" "YOU WEREN'T JUST ACTING." "YOU FELT WHAT I DID." "TELL ME." "PLEASE, I HAVE TO KNOW." "WOULD YOU, UM" "WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO SEE ME AGAIN ?" "YES." "BUT I CAN'T." "THERE ARE THREE THINGS YOU HAVE TO KNOW..." "TO MAKE IT AS A 50-BUCK HOOKER." "YOU HAVE TO ACT, YOU HAVE TO FUCK AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO 50." "YOU'RE LUCKY." "YOU'VE SEEN ALL THREE." "CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT." "THERE ARE A LOT OF CREEPS AROUND HERE." "[ Door Opening, Closing ]" "[ Floorboards Creaking ]" "[ Shayne ] READY WHEN YOU ARE, C.B." "NOT TONIGHT, OKAY ?" "FREEDOM REQUIRES TREATMENT." "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE." "I WOULD IF I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO." "GET OUT." "WOMEN." "YOU MYSTIFY ME." "THE EXTREMES YOU GO TO FOR A LITTLE VALIDATION," "AND YOU STILL GO HOME ALONE." "WHAT'S YOUR MYSTERY, REVEREND ?" "AUTHORITY NEVER REVEALS ITSELF." "[ Scoffs ] WHY ?" "ARE YOU AFRAID THAT I'LL STOP BELIEVING, OR AFRAID YOU WILL ?" "THOSE ARE THE RULES." "MY 50, MY GAME, MY RULES." "GAME'S OVER, FRAUD." "THE GAME'S NEVER OVER." "THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR, ISN'T IT ?" "I DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING GAMES." "I THINK YOU DO." "CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE." "YOU WANT A GAME ?" "GO SIT DOWN !" "?" "ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS ?" "?" "MARCHING AS TO WAR ?" "?" "WITH THE CROSS OF JESUS ?" "?" "STOP THAT !" "STOP IT !" "?" "?" "GOING ON BEFORE ?" "[ Laughing ] COME ON, STUD !" "GIVE IT TO ME." "IT'S ALL A GAME." "FLY !" "DO WHAT YOU WANT." "YOU WANT FREEDOM ?" "YOU NEED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN TO FEEL LIKE A MAN ?" "DO IT !" "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR !" "LIKE YOU MANIPULATE MEN TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN ?" "LET GO, DAMN YOU !" "WHY ?" "IT'S ONLY A GAME !" "LET GO, I SAID !" "LET GO, YOU FUCK !" "IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT ?" "TELL ME IT HURTS !" "YES, IT HURTS !" "IT HURTS !" "SO YOU CAN FEEL ?" "[ Bawling ]" "[ Muttering ]" "[ Bawling ]" "I'M SORRY." "I DIDN'T MEAN THAT." "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Laughing ]" "HOW WAS IT, HUH ?" "[ Giggles ] NOT BAD ?" "Ph.D. IN EMOTIONALISM ?" "HUH ?" "[ Panting ]" "I HAVE ACCEPTED REALITY ?" "I'M CURED ?" "FREE AT LAST !" "[ Panting ] SHIT !" "YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS SON OF A BITCH !" "I CAN PLAY YOUR GODDAMN GAME AS WELL AS YOU CAN," "AND I DON'T USE RELIGION TO PUMP MYSELF UP !" "IF YOU'RE A MINISTER, I'M SNOW WHITE." "YES, BUT WHAT FUN IT IS PLAYING THE PART." "WOULD YOU LEAVE NOW, PLEASE ?" "THAT WAS QUITE A PERFORMANCE." "[ Laughs ] THERE'S NO LIMIT TO MY TALENTS." "YOU'RE THE HEAD OF YOUR CLASS, OR IS IT THE CLASS OF YOUR HEAD ?" "OH !" "A MAN OF WORDS !" "HE MAKES UP IN DICTION WHAT HE LACKS IN DICK !" "[ Sighs ]" "LESSON FOR TODAY:" "I'VE WRITTEN YOU A POEM." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT ?" "[ Sarcastic Chuckle ] BEHOLD THIS WICKED WOMAN." "SHE FALLS, SHE MENDS." "SHE CRAWLS, SHE BENDS." "SHE SUCKS IT, FUCKS IT, PICKS IT UP AND LICKS IT." "YOU CAN WHIP HER, BEAT HER, MAUL HER, MISTREAT HER." "ANYTHING YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TOUCH HER." "GET OUTTA HERE." "TAKE YOUR GODDAMN TRUTH AND GET OUTTA HERE !" "SHOW HER AFFECTION AND SHE TURNS TO STONE !" "YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR 50 DOLLARS' WORTH YET !" "[ Shayne ] COME BACK HERE !" "LISTEN TO ME !" "[ China ] GET AWAY FROM ME !" "[ Grunts ] YOU-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ?" "A CHEAP PAINTED SLUT WHO MAKES A FORTUNE SELLING ILLUSIONS" "[ China Shrieks ]" "ONE OF YOUR REGULARS, MY DEAR ?" "RATHER EAGER TONIGHT, ISN'T HE ?" "I GUESS I, UH, TAUGHT THAT GUY A LESSON." "THAT WAS NO GUY." "THAT WAS MY SAVIOR." "I'VE NEVER BEEN FOUGHT OVER BEFORE." "I'VE ONLY BEEN FOUGHT." "YEAH, WELL, IT'S, IT'S TOUGH WORK." "CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE." "OH, I DIDN'T MEAN THIS WORK." "IN THIS WORK, ICANPLEASE EVERYONE." "COME ON." "WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HANGING AROUND HERE, ANYWAY ?" "IT'S OKAY." "I'M NOT HELPLESS." "I GUESS I COULD USE SOME HELP." "[ China Grunts ]" "THANKS FOR THE HELP JUST THEN." "OR THE ATTEMPT, ANYWAY." "YEAH." "WE'RE NOT ALL OUT TO GET YOU." "NOW, GO ON HOME TO YOUR WIFE." "I WISH I COULD TELL HER..." "THE WAY YOU MADE-- MADE ME FEEL." "SHE'D SAY IT'S PART OF MY IMAGINATION." "[ Sighs ] IT WAS." " CAN I HAVE ANOTHER PANCAKE ?" " NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER PANCAKE." "YOU HAD TWO ALREADY." "FAT GIRLS DO NOT GET MARRIED." " BOBBY, ARE YOU OKAY ?" " WHAT ?" "YEAH." "I'M FINE." "DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO YOUR HAIR ?" "IT LOOKS DIFFERENT." "YEAH." "I CUT IT LAST WEEK." "GLAD YOU NOTICED." "EXCUSE ME." "HERE YOU GO, DAD." "WHEN YOU GONNA FIX MY GARBAGE DISPOSAL ?" "I'LL HAVE A LOOK AT IT." "IT MIGHT NEED A PLUMBER." "YOU CAN FIX IT, DAD." "DADDY, WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PLANT A GARDEN ?" "WHY ME, KIDDO ?" "YOUR MOM'LL TEACH YOU." "DADDY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLANT A GARDEN." "HEY !" "AMY, IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD." "HONEY, EASY !" "YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE MAPLE SYRUP." " OF COURSE YOU LIKE MAPLE" " SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU KNOWN ME TO LIKE MAPLE SYRUP ?" " I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU." " WHO'S ARGUING ?" "DAD, WHAT'S STRONTIUM 90 ?" "IT'S A TERM FOR RADIOACTIVE FALLOUT." "HE ASKED ME, AMY." "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D KNOW WHAT IT IS." "OF COURSE, I KNOW WHAT IT IS." "WHAT IS IT ?" "IT'S A TERM FOR RADIOACTIVE FALLOUT." "THAT'S BRILLIANT." "ISN'T YOUR DADDY BRILLIANT ?" "WHAT DOES THE "90" MEAN ?" "YEAH, HON, WHATDOES THE "90" MEAN, HMM ?" "TELL US, DADDY, HMM ?" "YOU'RE THE EXPERT." "IT MEANS..." "THAT, UH" "THAT YOU HAVE 90 DAYS TO GET AN ANTIDOTE OR YOU DIE." "[ Laughs ]" "I THINK YOU BETTER ASK YOUR TEACHER, JIMMY." "I GOT TO GET TO WORK." "DADDY LEFT FOOD ON HIS PLATE." "[ Sniffles ] YES, DADDY DOESN'T FOLLOW THE RULES." "HE ONLY MAKES THEM." "GOOD-BYE !" "GIVE DADDY A KISS." "[ Indistinct ] [ Giggles ]" " TWO HUNDRED FOR A THREE-WAY." " YOU GOT A RADIO ?" " WE'VE GOT WHATEVER YOU WANT." " HEALTH INSURANCE ?" "WANT TO GET TO HEAVEN EARLY ?" "[ Ball Game On Radio ] MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE HIM AN OFFER AT 14." "HE'S GOT SO MUCH STOCK ALREADY." "HE MIGHT COOPERATE." "WE CAN'T GO LOWER THAN 18." "IT'S AN INSULT." "I REFUSE TO PAY THAT OPPORTUNISTIC BASTARD MORE THAN HE DESERVES." "IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE." "[ Announcer ] THE EAGLES' PITCHER HAS ALLOWED ONLY FOUR HITS" "OH, I'M STILL WORRIED ABOUT FINLEY COMING THROUGH, THOUGH." "THE MAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF MORALITY, DON'T YOU AGREE, DEAR ?" "UH-HUH !" "FIRST TIME UP, MARTIN GROUNDED TO THIRD." "THAT WAS BACK IN THE SECOND." "I'D LIKE TO FINALIZE THIS BEFORE LAURIE COMES HOME FOR VACATION." "HOPE SHE ISN'T BRINGING THAT BOY SHE'S SEEING" " THE JEW ?" "NOT THAT I'M A BIGOT OR ANYTHING." "YOU KNOW THE WORK I'VE DONE FOR CRIPPLED CHILDREN." "BUT IF HE'S JEWISH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HIM ?" "GOD KNOWS WE CAN'T TAKE HIM TO THE COUNTRY CLUB." "CLAUDIA, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A JEW WHO DIDN'T PLAY GOLF ?" "?" "[ No Audible Dialogue ]" "[ Gasps, Sobs ]" "[ Air Hissing ]" "[ Ball Game Continues ] ARTHUR !" "DON'T STICK YOUR TONGUE IN HER EAR." "YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THESE PEOPLE." "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GERMS THEY COULD BE CARRYING." "STOP THIS CRATE !" "CLOSE THE DEAL QUICK BEFORE YOUR TONGUE DROPS OFF !" "KIDS HATE THIS SALAD." "WHERE ARE THEY ?" "OH, THEY'RE AT MY MOM'S." "GUESS WHO WE JUST SAW ?" "JANIE DURANT." "REMEMBER, SHE BEAT YOU OUT FOR HEAD CHEERLEADER ?" "WHAT A SLUT." "SHE'S NOT A SLUT." "SHE WENT TO OHIO STATE." "EVERY TWO YEARS, THEY LET A SLUT INTO OHIO STATE." "HER TIMING WAS GOOD." "I SAT NEXT TO HER IN BIOLOGY." "SHE WAS ALWAYS DROPPING HER FROG." " WHAT SHE DOING NOW ?" " SHE'S A WAITRESS OUT AT, UH, SEAFOOD HEAVEN." "DIDN'T SHE MARRY LENNY HARRIS ?" "THAT NERD." "HE SAT BEHIND ME IN ENGLISH AND TIED MIRRORS TO HIS SHOES SO HE COULD LOOK UP MY DRESS." "[ Laughs ] SHEILA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?" "THAT WAS ME." "I KNEW IT WAS SOME NERD." "[ Laughs ]" "IT'S OKAY." "I'VE GOT ONE." "ISN'T IT FLAT ?" "I LIKE IT FLAT." "WELL, YOU NEVER LIKED IT FLAT WHEN WE WERE MARRIED." "I NEVER LIKED ANYTHING WHEN WE WERE MARRIED." "OKAY, TEAM." "GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT." "[ Laughing ]" "HE THINKS HE'S STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL." "[ Laughing ] OH !" "DISGUS" "YOU GOT MUSTARD ALL OVER" "OKAY, EVERYBODY." "LOOK AT ME AND SMILE." " ONE OR THE OTHER, WE CAN'T DO BOTH." "[ Laughing ]" "[ No Audible Dialogue ] ?" "DAMN THE LIVING IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "IT'S A LOVELY A LOVELY LIFE ?" "ONE MORE FOR..." "POSTERITY ?" "?" "AHA, AHA ?" "?" "IT'S A LOVELY ?" "?" "LIFE ?" "PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO THE MAGIC ACT." "WHAT ?" "YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED IT." "I LIED." "DONNY." "DONNY." "I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE OLD H.P. A LITTLE NOSTALGIA FOR THE GANG ?" "[ Laughs ] YOU RAT PORKER." "DOES AMY KNOW ?" "SHE'LL SHIT." "I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE HER." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE." " WE HAVE A TREAT IN STORE." " IT'S THAT DUMB MAGIC ACT." "NO, IT'S NO MAGIC ACT, FOR TODAY, LIVE ON OUR STAGE," "DIRECT FROM THE WILD, UNTAMED JUNGLES OF BORNEO" "HOT DAMN !" "IT'S THE OLD H.P. !" "[ Cackling Laugh ]" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE YOURSELVES." "YOU'RE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE HUMAN PENIS !" "WHOO !" " WHOO !" "AMIGO !" " BOBBY, DON'T !" "I MEAN IT !" "?" "[ Humming "Thus Spake Zarasthustra" ]" "?" "?" "?" "[ Applause, Whistles ]" " BRAVO !" "BRAVO !" " [ Laughing ]" "[ Toilet Flushing ]" "DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ?" "NO, SHE TAUGHT ME NOT TO PISS ON MY FINGERS." "DID IT FEEL GOOD TO GET EVEN?" "FEEL GOOD TO LIE ?" "THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE MAGIC ACT." "I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS." "I GUESS YOU CAN'T WIN." "YOU CAN WIN BY BEING HONEST WITH ME INSTEAD OF HUMORING ME." "WHAT DO WE HAVE IF WE CAN'T BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER ?" "I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY, WHAT DO WE HAVE ?" "I DON'T KNOW, AMY." "WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HUMORING ME ABOUT ?" "GO TO SLEEP." "NO, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'VE BEEN SPARING ME FROM." "I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS." "ARE YOU EVER IN THE MOOD FOR ANYTHING ?" "DON'T TURN AWAY FROM ME." "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S BUGGING YOU." "IS IT THE WAY I EAT ?" "WHY DID YOU POUR ALL THAT MAPLE SYRUP ON MY PANCAKES ?" "IT WAS A MISTAKE, ALL RIGHT ?" "WAS IT ?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M TRYING TO POISON YOU WITH MAPLE SYRUP ?" "IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING, JUST TELL ME." "DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME." "I'M REALLY TIRED." "NO, DAMN IT !" "STOP AVOIDING THIS !" "YOU BEEN ACTING LIKE I HAVE THE PLAGUE OR SOMETHING !" "I MEAN, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS BOTHERING YOU !" "IS IT-- IS IT MONEY AGAIN ?" "NUCLEAR WAR ?" "WHAT ABOUT THE WAY WE MAKE LOVE." "IF YOU CAN REMEMBER BACK THAT FAR." "I MEAN, ALL YOUR OOHING AND AH-ING" "IS THAT JUST SO YOU DON'T HURT MY FEELINGS ?" "STOP IT !" "COME ON !" "I WANT TO KNOW !" "TELL ME." "BOBBY, DON'T DO THIS." "TELL ME, DAMN IT !" "BE HONEST FOR ONCE." "I CAN TAKE IT." "HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING OFF TOO ?" "OR HAVE YOU JUST BEEN HUMORING ME ?" "I REALLY HATE THIS KIND OF TALK." "IT'S NOT THE H.P., AND IT'S NOT THE MAGIC ACT." "IS THIS US ?" "I WANT THE TRUTH." "[ Sighs ]" "YOU WANTED THE TRUTH." "I'M SORRY." "[ Scoffs ]" "YOU'RE SORRY." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THIS BEFORE ?" "ALL THIS TIME IT HASN'T BEEN GOOD FOR YOU." "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT ?" "[ Scoffs ] [ Sighs ]" "I AM YOUR HUSBAND." "DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD CARE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT," "THAT I'D WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ?" "DIDN'T YOU TRUST ME ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT ?" "[ Sighs ]" "I DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T GOOD FOR ME." "I" " I JUST DON'T NEED..." "THE SAME THING FROM IT THAT YOU DO." "IT'S NEVER BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME." "AND YOU KNOW I FEEL FUNNY TALKING ABOUT IT." "YOU FEEL BETTER FAKING IT ?" "YOU WERE SATISFIED." "SATISFIED ?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF MACHINE ?" "THAT I JUST NEED A HOLE TO COME IN ?" "I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES ME COME ?" "STOP-- NO !" "WHAT DO YOU THINK..." "MAKES ME COME ?" "I DON'T CARE !" "I'LL TELL YA." "I THOUGHT IT WAS BEING INSIDE..." "THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE AND GIVING HER AS MUCH PLEASURE..." "AS SHE WAS GIVING TO ME." "YOU KNOW, THE TWO OF US TOGETHER." "[ Scoffs ] SOME KIND OF MAGICIAN I TURNED OUT TO BE." "I'M SO GOOD, I CONNED MYSELF." "MAYBE IT'S TIME WE BOTH STOPPED THE CONNING," "STARTED LEARNING AGAIN..." "ON OUR OWN." "I KNOW YOU'RE PISSED, BUT BEFORE YOU GO CRAZY, JUST LET ME EXPLAIN." "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS." "YOU FOLLOWED ME." "GODDAMN IT." "I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS." "I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU." "I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANY TROUBLE." "I PROMISE." "I HAVE TO GO TO WORK." "IT WON'T TAKE LONG." "PLEASE." "THANK YOU." "WELL ?" "IT'S A GREAT APARTMENT." "WHAT ARE YOU, A REAL ESTATE AGENT ?" "I SAW THESE IN A BOOK ONCE." "THEY SAY THAT IN THE EAST IT'S FORBIDDEN..." "TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOUR SECRETS." "OR SHORTCOMINGS." "[ Laughs ]" "YOU'D NEVER BE HORNY THERE." "I'M NEVER HORNY HERE." "I GUESS NOT." "CUT THE CRAP." "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ?" "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT SOMETHING ?" "EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING." "WHY DID YOU COME HERE ?" "I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "LOOK, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET BACK IN MY PANTIES, FORGET IT." "THERE'S ONE ASSHOLE IN THERE ALREADY." "MAYBE I JUST WANT TO KNOW YOU." "I MEAN, I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU." "WHO HAS ?" "I JUST THOUGHT AFTER LAST WEEK THAT MAYBE WE COULD BE FRIENDS." "YOU REALLY THINK WE COULD BE FRIENDS AFTER LAST WEEK ?" "YEAH !" "I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO START A FRIENDSHIP." "WE HAVEN'T MET." "I'M BOBBY GRADY." "JOANNA CRANE." "I SAW IT OUT ON THE MAILBOX." "WHAT ARE YOU, ABOUT 30 ?" "STILL CALL YOURSELF "BOBBY" ?" "I'LL GROW UP WHEN I'M READY." "OH, I THINK YOU'RE READY." "ARE YOU ALONE ?" "AREN'T WE ALL ?" "YOU REMIND ME OF THIS HAMSTER I HAD WHEN I WAS A KID." "I REMIND YOU OF A HAMSTER ?" "YEP." "HE RAN AWAY WHENEVER YOU TRIED TO TOUCH HIM." "SO I WANTED TO SHOW HIM THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF." "SO ONE DAY I PICKED HIM UP FAST, AND I HELD HIM." "AND HE TURNED TENDER AND LOVING." "NOPE." "HE SHIT IN MY HAND." "[ Laughs ]" "WELL, I BETTER GET GOING BECAUSEYOU'REGONNA BE LATE FOR WORK." "IT'S OKAY." "I'M USED TO BREAKING RULES." "I'M A CRIMINAL AT HEART." "AH, YOU ADMIT YOU HAVE ONE." "[ Sighs ] THANKS A LOT." "AND I'M SORRY FOR BUSTING IN ON YOU LIKE THIS." "AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU LISTENING, AND I WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN." "[ Phone Rings ] OH, BOBBY, IF YOU, UH" "IF YOU EVER REALLY NEED ME, [ Ringing Continues ]" "TO TALK, WHATEVER, I'M HERE." "I KNOW." "JOANNA CRANE." "HELLO ?" "[ Line Clicks, Dial Tone Buzzes ]" "HEY, COWBOY !" "HI." "HI." "DAD, MOM SAID YOU MOVED OUT." "[ Sighs ]" "WELL, YOUR MOM AND I HAVE TO BE ON OUR OWN FOR A WHILE." "I SWEAR TO YOU THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE'VE STOPPED CARING ABOUT YOU AND LISA." "DAD, IF MOM GETS MARRIED AGAIN," "I DON'T HAVE TO CALL THE OTHER GUY "DAD," DO I ?" "OH, JIMMY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS," "I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE YOUR DAD." "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO ?" "PROMISE YOU WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE TO YOUR MOTHER..." "AND YOU'LL WATCH OUT FOR YOUR SISTER ?" "HEY, JIMMY." "COME ON !" "I WILL." "DON'T WORRY." "I'M NOT WORRIED." "[ Buzzing ]" "[ Buzzing Continues ]" "[ Switches Vibrator Off ] HELLO, JOANNA." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?" "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE HERE !" "I HAVE TO..." "FOR BOTH OF US." "GET AWAY FROM ME." "I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW YOU." "NO MORE DECEPTIONS, JOANNA." "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE." "WE'RE THE SAME, DON'T YOU SEE ?" "THE SAME RAGE." "THE SAME FEAR." "WE HURT THE SAME." "WE ESCAPE THE SAME." "BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO ANYMORE." "WE HAVE A CHANCE, BOTH OF US, TOGETHER." " NO MORE DISGUISES." " I DON'T NEED YOU." "I'M CRYING OUT TO YOU FOR GOD'S SAKE." "IS EVERYTHING A NEGOTIATION HERE TOO ?" "STOP IT !" "JUST SHUT UP !" "LISTEN TO ME." "HELP ME." "I'M TIRED OF STANDING ON STREET CORNERS." "I WANT TO LOVE AND CARE AND NEED JUST LIKE YOU DO." "WE COULD HELP EACH OTHER." "WE DON'T HAVE TO GROW OLD ALONE." "OH !" "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "JOANNA !" "RUN AWAY." "TURN ON ME." "I WAS ONLY TRYING TO SAVE YOU." "[ Car Door Opening, Closing ] WELL," "[ Engine Starting ] GAME'S NOT OVER." "THE MESSENGER OF A GOD WILL RETURN." "[ Tires Screeching ]" "AND THIS TIME HE'LL BRING THE FINAL WORD." "[ Grunts ]" "[ Coins Clattering ]" "?" "[ Rock ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Grunting, Moaning ]" "[ Yelling ]" "[ Yelling Intensifies ]" "[ Heavy Breathing ]" "THERE'S IVORY SOAP IN THE SHOWER." "IT'S, UH" "IT'S 99 AND 44/100ths PERCENT PURE." "ISN'T THAT FUNNY ?" "[ Spits ]" "[ Panting, Weeping ]" "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Horn Honking ]" "YEAH ?" "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS SORT OF THING." "I'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK FOR AN HOUR." "DRIVE ON, LADY." "PLEASE, IT'S NOT FOR ME." "IT'S FOR MY HUSBAND." "JUST THE TWO OF YOU." "I WANT TO BUY YOU FOR AN HOUR, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT." "IS THIS SOME FREAK TRICK ?" "NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT." "I SWEAR." "YOU KNOW, IT'LL COST." "I'M THE HOTTEST PIECE OF LIFE ON THIS STREET." "IT'LL COST YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS." "HAVE YOU GOT A HUNDRED BUCKS ?" "I'LL DRIVE YOU THERE AND BRING YOU BACK." "TEN MINUTES ON THE EXPRESSWAY." "I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO BE WITH HIM." "MY HUSBAND IS DYING." "MAYBE ANOTHER THREE MONTHS." "HE'S STILL FUNCTIONING." "IN FACT, YOU'D HARDLY KNOW HE WAS SICK." "WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS, BUT SINCE I FOUND OUT," "I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO NEAR HIM." "HE NEEDS ME SO BADLY, AND I JUST CAN'T DO IT." "I WANT YOU TO MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A MAN AGAIN." "HIS NAME IS BEN." "MY WIFE TAKES HER GUILT VERY SERIOUSLY." "I'M SURE SHE TOLD YOU I'M SICK." "YES." "I DIDN'T WANT HER TO DO THIS." "I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH ANOTHER WOMAN IN 28 YEARS." "BUT SHE INSISTED." "YES, MA'AM, SHE-- SHE INSISTED." "CHARITY REALLY DOES BEGIN AT HOME." "MY GOD, YOU'RE LOVELY." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?" "CHINA BLUE." "I SEE." "IMAGE AND ALL, EH ?" "WELL, CHINA BLUE," "MY BODY'S NOT IN THE GREATEST SHAPE, AS YOU KNOW," "BUT I'LL TRY AND NOT MAKE IT TOO PAINFUL FOR YOU." "NO, DON'T SAY THAT." "I WANT TO MAKE IT GOOD FOR YOU." "OH, I WANT YOU SO." "YOU'RE MY MASTER, MY KING." "PLEASE LET ME HAVE IT." "I WANT TO FEEL THAT BIG STRONG MAN INSIDE ME." "PLEASE, I WANT YOU SO BAD." "DON'T." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, YOUR WIFE GOT YOU THE BEST." "I'M THE BEST THERE IS." "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HOTTEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE." "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RAISE THE DEAD ?" "OH, NO, BEN, DON'T." "DON'T BE AFRAID." "IT WAS ONLY A GAME." "[ Sobbing ] I'M SORRY." "I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO SEE ME LIKE THIS." "DON'T BE SORRY." "YOU HAVE A LOT MORE COURAGE THAN I HAVE." "[ Sobbing ] AT LEAST YOU'VE STOPPED PRETENDING." "WELL, SO LONG, CHINA BLUE." "JOANNA." "JOANNA." "[ Knocking ]" "YEAH ?" "IT'S BOBBY." "LOOK, I'M SORRY." "I KNOW IT'S LATE." "BUT REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID, "IF YOU NEED ME, I'M HERE" ?" "WELL, I NEED YOU." "COME ON IN." "GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE IT." "YOU'RE STILL WORKING." "WHEN DO YOU SLEEP ?" "VALENTINE'S DAY." "IS IT YOUR WIFE ?" "[ Chuckles ] IS IT MY WIFE ?" "FIRST TIME AMY AND I MADE LOVE," "SHE ASKED ME IF I STILL RESPECTED HER." "HELL, I THOUGHT THAT'S THE REASON WE DID IT." "WELL, IT'S ALL OVER." "COME ON." "SIT DOWN UH, DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE ?" "I'VE-- NO." "I COULD USE A SHOT OF MORPHINE..." "IF YOU'VE GOT IT." "ENOUGH TO KILL THE LAST 12 YEARS." "YOU'LL SURVIVE." "I'M A GODDAMN FOOL." "I MEAN, WHY DID I BELIEVE SO HARD ?" "I MEAN, NOW, WHAT DO I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN ?" "AW, BOBBY, COME ON !" "IT REALLY IS LATE, AND I HAVE A LOT I HAVE TO DO." "I" "DON'T JUDGE ME, GRADY, HUH ?" "WE BOTH LIVE OUR FANTASIES." "ONLY MINE'S OVER !" "AND YOURS IS STILL HANGING AROUND !" "COME ON !" "I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT, JOANNA ?" "YOU WORK SO HARD AT GETTING THESE PEOPLE TO WANT YOU..." "WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN YOU THAT THEY WANT !" "WELL, I DO !" "YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID, "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GROW UP ?"" "WELL, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT WE BOTH DID." "IT'S SO HARD, BOBBY." "NO MAN'S EVER GIVEN ME THAT KIND OF FAITH BEFORE," "THAT KIND OF RESPECT." "THAT HOTEL IS THE SAFEST PLACE IN THE WORLD." "I CAN DO ANYTHING THERE." "I CAN BE ANYTHING I CAN DREAM OF," "BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME." "DON'T YOU SEE ?" " I'D ONLY END UP DISAPPOINTING YOU." " I CAN CHANCE IT !" " I'M TOUGH." " I'M NOT." "WAIT A SECOND." "JUST REMEMBER ONE THING." "WE'RE FRIENDS." "I MEAN, WHAT WE DID IN THAT HOTEL ROOM WE CAN DO HERE." "WE'RE THE SAME PEOPLE." "WE'VE DONE AS MUCH AS TWO PEOPLE CAN." "ONLY NOW IT'LLFOREACH OTHER INSTEAD OFTOEACH OTHER," "AND YOU CAN'T FLY ANY HIGHER THAN THAT." "OH." ""O GOD TO WHOM VENGEANCE BELONGS," ""HOW LONG SHALL THE WICKED TRIUMPH ?" "HOW LONG SHALL THEY UTTER AND SPEAK HARD THINGS ?"" "HOW LONG SHALL THEY TURN 50-BUCK TRICKS..." "AND STRUT THEIR EVIL BODIES IN SMELLY SILK UNDERWEAR ?" "TEAR OFF THAT DRESS AND SHE'S AS HELPLESS AS I AM." "CHINA BLUE," "ALIAS JOANNA CRANE," "ALIAS PETER SHAYNE" "THEY'LL ALL BE SAVED." "I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU." "WHAT IS IT ?" "THE KIDS ?" "WHAT'S WRONG ?" "NOTHING'S WRONG." "I" "I WANNA TALK TO YOU." "ABOUT WHAT ?" "DIDN'T YOU USED TO HAVE A FUNNY PAINTING ON THAT WALL ?" "YEAH." "TOOK IT DOWN TWO YEARS AGO." "NOW, WHAT'S UP ?" "[ Sighs ]" "WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING." "I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE." "I'D LIKE US TO-- TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY." "[ Sighs ] WOMEN." "I GIVE UP." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WOMEN" ?" "WHO ELSE ?" "AMY, WHY ?" "YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH YOU CAN'T STAND BEING APART ?" "OR ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING A PLUMBER ?" "IT'S HARD BEING ALONE, BOBBY." "ME IN THAT BIG BED." "LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY TRYING TO BREAK IN." "[ Sighs ] I'LL RIG UP ANOTHER ALARM SYSTEM." "I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ALARM SYSTEM." "I" "I DON'T WANT THE DAMN HOT TUB, REALLY." "ALL I WANT IS MY HUSBAND." "YOU KNOW, THE KIDS REALLY NEED A MOTHERANDA FATHER." "FOR WHAT ?" "TO WATCH 'EM MURDER EACH OTHER AND..." "TEACH 'EM HOW TO..." "HATE ?" "[ Sighs ] HOW ABOUT TEACHING THEM RESPONSIBILITY ?" "WHAT ABOUT LETTING THEM LEARN IT FOR THEMSELVES ?" "YOU ONLY LEARN IF YOU'RE TAUGHT." "OH, YEAH ?" "WE WERE TAUGHT EVERYTHING, AND WE DIDN'T LEARN SHIT !" "I HAPPEN TO THINK THERE ARE STILL A FEW VALUES LEFT TO BELIEVE IN." "[ Laughs ] THAT'S GREAT, AMY." "YOU JUST KEEP BELIEVING." "I CAN'T ANYMORE." "WHAT WAS SO WRONG WITH THE WAY WE LIVED ?" "YOU KNOW WHAT SCARED ME THE MOST DURING OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE ?" "DO YOU ?" "IT'S NOT THE MORTGAGE, AND IT'S NOT THIS SHOP." "IT'S JUST ADMITTING I WAS SCARED !" "AND LETTING YOU AND THE KIDS DOWN." "YOU'VE MET SOMEBODY, HAVEN'T YOU ?" "[ Sighs ] 'COURSE YOU HAVE." "I CAN SMELL HER ALL OVER YOU." "[ Chuckles ] OH, I AM SO DUMB." "WHO IS SHE ?" "ONE OF THOSE SWINGING SINGLES," "BOOBS OUT TO HERE, THE MORALS OF A BITCH IN HEAT ?" "IT MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU," "BUT SEX IS ONE HELL OF A WAY TO SHOW WHAT YOU FEEL !" "IT'S NO CRIME TO ENJOY IT, AMY !" "IT'S ONLY A CRIME..." "WHEN YOU'RE LYIN' ABOUT IT." "I THINK YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF OUT OF THAT BED OF ROSES..." "AND REMEMBER THE RESPONSIBILITY YOU HAVE TO YOUR WIFE AND YOUR CHILDREN." "YOU HAVE TO MAKE A VERY TOUGH DECISION," "AND I SUGGEST THAT YOU THINK VERY HARD..." "ABOUT THE THINGS IN YOUR LIFE THAT REALLY COUNT." "I UNDERSTAND, BOBBY." "IT'S YOUR FAMILY." "IF YOU CAN'T STAY, YOU CAN'T STAY." "I'M GOING TO DINNER." "THAT'S ALL." "[ Sighs ]" "IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GONNA BE BACK." "NO MATTER WHAT AMY SAYS, I CAN'T GO BACK TO THAT LIFE, NOT NOW !" "MAYBE YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK HERE, EITHER." "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?" "MAYBE IN A MONTH OR SO, YOU'LL START FEELING GUILTY ABOUT LEAVING THE KIDS." "MAYBE I'LL START FEELING CROWDED AND TRAPPED." "MAYBE YOU'LL START RESENTING MY PAST, THE TIME I PUT IN ON MY WORK." "YOU'LL WANT A GOOD MEAL." "I CAN'T COOK." "I DON'T WANNA LEARN." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO, GODDAMN IT ?" "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TOOK, BOBBY" "HOW LONG I WANTED AND I HOPED FOR SOMEBODY TO CARE FOR," "TO LET SOMEBODY CARE FOR ME." "I'LL BE BACK." "OH, YEAH." "YOU SAY THAT." "I KNOW THAT." "BUT YOU'RE JUST SO FUCKING HONORABLE !" "[ Chuckles ] SHEILA TOLD ME A GOOD ONE THE OTHER DAY." "SHE SAYS, UH-- THE SECRETARY" "THE SECRETARY SAYS TO THE BOSS. "SO COULD I USE YOUR DICTAPHONE ?"" "AND" " AND HE SAYS, "NO." "USE YOUR FINGER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE."" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Children Chattering ]" "[ Girl ] NO, YOU'RE NOT !" "I-I MADE A NEW RECIPE TONIGHT." "IT, UH" " IT HAS ALL YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLES IN IT." "IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD." "BIG DEAL." "LISTEN, I JUST GOT A 12." "[ Children's Chattering Continues, Indistinct ]" "OH, SURE." "UH-HUH." "OH, YOU KNOW, LISTEN." "DON'T, UH" "DON'T FORGET IT'S PARENTS' NIGHT AT LISA'S SCHOOL NEXT WEEK." "[ Chattering Continues ]" "WELL, I WAS GONNA SAVE THIS UNTIL LATER, BUT, UH" "HERE." "WHY DON'T YOU GO ON" "OPEN IT." "[ Chuckles ] I FOUND IT IN THE GARAGE." "I BET YOU FORGOT THAT WAS STILL AROUND." "I WASHED IT UP AND I HAD TO SEW UP A COUPLE OF PLACES ON IT," "BUT HERE" "PUT IT ON." "[ Sniffles ] OH, I USED TO GET SO TURNED ON WITH YOU" "WITH YOU IN THIS." "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Knocking On Door ]" "BOBBY ?" " LAST RITES." " [ Grunts ]" "LOVELY APARTMENT." "WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, PARADISE LOST ?" "THE REVEREND'S GONNA SAVE YOU TONIGHT, ONCE AND FOR ALL." "WHO ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH ?" "DON'T FIGHT ME." "I'M THE MESSENGER OF GOD." "I ONLY WANT TO HEAL YOU." "HEAL THYSELF, PIMP-SHIT." " [ Groans ]" "YOU'RE OPPOSING ME, JOANNA." "YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME." "ONE MORE GAME-- THE FINAL ONE." "THE ONE THAT WILL FREE YOU FOREVER." "DO I HAVE YOUR TRUST ?" "BECAUSE WE CAN ONLY PLAY IF I HAVE YOUR TRUST." " DO I HAVE IT ?" " [ Panting ]" "YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING GOURD." "NOW LISTEN TO ME." "I WANT YOUR TRUST, AND I'M GONNA HAVE IT" "OHH." "[ Grunts ]" "NOW, YOU WILL FOLLOW THE REVEREND'S ORDERS." "IS THAT CLEAR ?" "[ Gasping ]" "GOOD." "NOW I BELIEVE YOU'LL FIND THIS GAME UNIQUE." "[ Panting ]" "IT'S ONE YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE AND NEVER WILL AGAIN, SO MAKE THE MOST OF IT." "IT'S KNOWN AS EXORCISING THE DEMONS." "IN MY CALLING, IT'S THE ULTIMATE SALVATION," "AND ITS ENDS ARE SACROSANCT." "WITH MY ECCLESIASTIC GIFT PLUS THE GRACE OF GOD..." "AND A LITTLE HELP FROM SUPERMAN HERE, [ Vibrator Humming ]" "I SHALL BESTOW UPON YOU THE SUPREME HUMANITARIAN BLESSING..." "[ Whimpering ]" "AND GIVE YOU YOUR FREEDOM." "YOU, UH" " YOU DO WANT THAT, DON'T YOU ?" "[ Humming Stops ]" " I KNEW YOU WOULD." " [ Panting ]" "[ Whimpers ] WHAT'S THE GAME, REVEREND ?" "SUDDEN DEATH." "NOW SMILE." " SMILE, PIG !" " [ Joanna Yells ]" "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ?" "WHY ?" "MY MISSION HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOUR SALVATION," "BUT YOU NEVER TRUSTED ME;" "YOU REFUSED TO SEE." "BUT I SAW." "I LOOKED AT YOU, AND I SAW MYSELF." "I SAW THE SAME ESCAPE, THE SAME MALIGNANCY." "BUT I KNOW THE CURE, AND I KNOW HOW DESPERATELY YOU NEED IT," "AND ONLY I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU." "I WANT TO, JOANNA." "WHY ?" "BECAUSE..." "IT'S MY GIFT TO YOU-- FREEDOM." "THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT TO GIVE." "YOU REFUSED IT ONCE, BUT THIS TIME YOU HAVE NO CHOICE." "GETTING INTO THE PART, MY LOVE ?" "I KNOW I AM." "GO FUCK YOURSELF." "[ Spits ]" ""GO FUCK YOURSELF." [ Chuckles ]" "NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY TO A MAN OF THE CLOTH." "REMEMBER, SCUMBAG, I'M HERE FOR YOUR BENEFIT !" "GOT THAT ?" "[ Cries Out ]" "HEALTHY-LOOKING PLANTS." "YOU MUST WATER THEM DILIGENTLY." "I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED PLASTIC FLOWERS, MYSELF." "I COULD NEVER BEAR TO WATCH THE REAL ONES DIE." "THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH LIVING THINGS, I SUPPOSE." "INEVITABLY, THEY DIE." "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DIE, HAVE YOU ?" "CERTAINLY NOT UP CLOSE." "THAT SWIFT, FINAL GASP AND THEN..." "ABSOLUTE SILENCE." "[ Panting, Sobbing ]" "THE STILLNESS OF THE BODY AS THE FLESH TURNS WHITE." "YOU'RE TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU THINK OF IT AS DEATH." "BUT, UH," "THINK OF IT AS..." "FREEDOM." "?" "[ Minor Chords ]" "?" "FORGET YOUR TROUBLES COME ON, GET HAPPY ?" "?" "YOU BETTER CHASE ALL YOUR CARES AWAY ?" "?" "SING HALLELUJAH COME ON, GET HAPPY ?" "?" "YOU'RE HEADING FOR THE JUDGMENT DAY ?" "?" "THE SUN IS SHINING COME ON, GET HAPPY ?" "?" "GIRL, THE LORD IS WAITING TO TAKE YOUR HAND ?" "?" "SHOUT HALLELUJAH COME ON, GET HAPPY ?" "?" "YOU'RE HEADIN' FOR THE PROMISED LAND ?" "[ Humming ]" "[ Cries Out ]" "[ Panting ]" "THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING BY HERE ANY MINUTE." "THEN LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME." "KILL ME, JOANNA." "GIVE MY LIFE VALUE." "GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DIE FOR." "SAVE ME." "YOUAREME." "ONE OF US HAS TO DIE SO THE OTHER CAN LIVE." "[ Cries Out ]" "[ Humming Continues ]" "KILL ME, YOU WORTHLESS CUNT !" "I'M ALL THE MEN WHO EVER HURT YOU, WHO MADE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT," "WHO STOLE YOUR SELF-RESPECT AND TURNED YOU INTO CHINA BLUE." "KILL ME." "RELEASE THE RAGE." "GET IT OUT !" "GET EVEN !" " AHH !" " [ Click, Humming Stops ]" "TOO LATE." "[ Whimpering ]" "TAKE IT OUT." "CHINA BLUE LIVES." "[ Exhales ] STRIP, BITCH." "[ Joanna Grunting ] NO !" "I CAN'T !" "[ Shayne ] COME ON !" "JOANNA ?" "BOBBY !" "[ Shayne ] WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?" "JOANNA !" "[ Shayne Groans ] [ Clattering ]" "SHIT." "[ Grunts ]" "MY GOD." "JO, YOU OKAY ?" "YOU OKAY ?" "[ Screams ]" "NOOO !" "[ Grunts ]" "GOOD-BYE, CHINA BLUE." "I'M HERE TONIGHT..." "BECAUSE I WANTED TO FINALLY START TELLING THE TRUTH." "MY WIFE AND I," "WE SPLIT UP FOR GOOD." "THAT'S RIGHT." "ME, THE BOY SCOUT." "[ Chuckles ] I JUST NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO ADMIT THE TRUTH," "THAT AMY AND I HAD JUST STOPPED LOVING EACH OTHER." "THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME." "THAT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENED." "THEN..." "I MET THIS WOMAN, JOANNA." "SHE SAVED MY LIFE." "WE'RE TOGETHER NOW." "I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S GONNA WORK OUT." "WE DON'T HAVE A, A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT IN COMMON," "OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT..." "THAT WE BOTH NEED HELP..." "AND EACH OTHER." "THE THING, YOU SEE, THAT SCARED ME THE MOST..." "DURING MY MARRIAGE..." "WAS JUST ADMITTING THAT I WAS SCARED..." "AND LETTING AMY DOWN." "WELL, I CAN'T PRETEND ANYMORE." "I WAS SCARED SHITLESS TO COME BACK HERE." "I TOLD JOANNA." "AND SHE TOOK ME IN HER ARMS..." "AND SHE SAID," ""IT'S OKAY TO BE SCARED."" "I FELT STRONGER..." "AND FREER..." "AND MORE LIKE A MAN THAN I'VE EVER FELT BEFORE IN MY LIFE." "THEN WE FUCKED OUR BRAINS OUT." "?" "THEY HAVE HAPPINESS SEE HOW THEY SMILE ?" "?" "IN THEIR LITTLE HOUSE HIGH UPON A HILL ?" "?" "THEY SHOW TENDERNESS THEY HAVE A STYLE ?" "?" "THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY ALWAYS WILL ?" "?" "BABY IN THE CRIB ?" "?" "WHERE IS THE LOVE ?" "?" "SHINY SILVER CAR ?" "?" "WHERE IS THE LOVE ?" "?" "DAMN THE LIVING IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "[ Rock Guitar Solo ]" "?" "SILVER SILVERWARE ?" "?" "WHERE IS THE LOVE ?" "?" "OVAL SWIMMING POOL ?" "?" "WHERE IS THE LOVE ?" "?" "DAMN THE LIVING IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "IT'S A LOVELY A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "WELCOME TO IT IT'S A LOVELY LIFE ?" "?" "IT'S A LOVELY ?" "?" "LIFE ?"