"Checco:" "We are here with Checco Zalone , for some time now first in the standings." "Checco, butwhatdoyoufeel?" "( checco laughs)" "Definitely like it." "I mean, I'd be a hypocrite if I say the other way around." "Though, you see ... a singer rejoices when he left a feeling, the feeling that when he comes out through the emotions of the songs comes to the people and it's them that 's almost like a boomerang you go back" "form of success ." "Checco:" "Checco, this work to those who devote ?" "I can not dedicate it to angela ." "On the other hand is immensely angela ." "So this is out of place." "Angela is the person that I love and I like to do the metaphor , is a masini romeo giulietta , that is, the woman which has been always close to you ." "In fact , I wanted to take this opportunity to greet her." "Ofcourseyoucan say hello." ". hello , angela ." "I still love you and you AMERN forever." "Oh, singer !" "How many records you sold today?" "(man laughs)" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Sorry , journalist, but there's no space perl'arte here in this place ." "( musicaallegra in the background)" "Nicolas , you're always eating ." "Prepare the instruments ." "The phrase , have you studied ?" ""Eat ice cream ."" "Checco :" "But we have come in the house Checco Zalone perfare a brief interview Mrs. pina , mother of the great musical genius ." "Lady , we'd love to know a bit ' in the past." ". checco as he was as a child?" "." "I have to tell you ?" "When checco was born , practically I was a little girl , I held 16 years old." "At the age of two years , The Pope died of checco and I'm due ..." "I did?" "." "That's not , Mom." "The problem is that every time you I opened the interview talking about a funeral, talking about ..." "Odiens change the channel." ". and ' the truths , 2 years." "." "Odiens the works facts that you have to say gay , You need to be fun." ". and what should I do ?" ". cheerful ." "Come on, start over ." "Then , lady, was saying ..." "checco as he was as a child?" ". orphaned at two years ." "Holesinthescreenasyouseeit, Mom ?" ". if you say so !" "I want that you ready for when he comes , you know?" ". he who , checco ?" ". success , Mom." "Success." "( in Puglia ) crazy things ... . a piece of bread ." ". as not, standing there on purpose!" "Favor ." "( buzz )" "Angela , the ice cream is cold, but the heart of checco is hot perte ." "Yes, yes , thank you." "Have you seen ?" "Why do you want to leave ?" "Gentlemen, a moment of attention." "I am told that there is to move a car bmv320 license plate ." "Quick who is the traffic warden ." "Bridget, I 'm 30 years old !" "The quarrel every day with dad." "Myfatherrightlysays:" ""What needs to happen to give you that? " ." ". and keep right." ". angela ... ." "Tell me the truth , is there another ?" ". another?" "Bridget !" "Brigida:" "Howcanyou leavehim?" "Maybe I would have someone like him!" "Checco:" "Well,gentlemen." "Now is the time of a song" "I wanted to dedicate peruna person who is here among you ." "It 's the person I love ." "Ijusthope not to embarrass her ." "Checco: # ifyouask mewhois# # the girl Perme , #" "angela # , #" "# I tell you. # # if you ask me who is # # the boy perte , #" "angela # , #" "# I say me. #" "# If you ask me to me: #" "# " I give you two beautiful chicks in exchange for angela . #" "# I say no ." "No!" "# # what do you want from me if anzichè to coffee #" "# I like I wake up in the morning I think of Angela ?" "#  Choir # angela . #" "# I pee , I do pupù , # # but with my mind I'm constantly at angela . #" "Choir# angela.#  . # uouououoooh . # # what do you want from me?" "Trovimela you # # so beautiful a and so immensely angela !" "#" "angela , my love, you and me together forever both in bad that bad, love." "Love, I I'm gonna care about you , but not like that of Franco battiato , " care " to talk." "No, angela , I 'll pay ." "I'll pay the best doctors to treat disease that will strike you ." "Why do diseases come ." "Guys, we must not hide it ." "Butwewillbeintwoto curethem your diseases ." "And even if they will to have won over you , you will not have tèmerle never , never!" "Never , oh my pretty !" "I push her wheelchair , angela !" "Mo ' you have to leave!" "# What do you want from me if anzichè to coffee #" "# I like I wake up in the morning I think of Angela ?" "#  Choir # angela . # # love only me, spositi with me # # and honeymoon I'll take a los angela . #" "Choir# angela.#" "( background music )" "Checco :" "Do you amooo !" "(knocks on the door ) Iwashmy lady,meanwhile." "Lady:" "A little'lessred, though." "Donotworry." ". hey , dyna ... tell me ." "." "I'll see you this afternoon." "." "I recommend decided." ". mh ... hello ." ". what this face ?" ". checco , come with me that I have to talk ." "Angela:" "I thoughtvery our history ." ". we have been together for so long." ". 6 years , 7 months and 4 days." "Whatis." "Checco , I can not footers continue like this ." "I feel the need to have a family of my own , a my house, and a son ... ' Cin I'm planning pernoi , I love ' ." "Excuse, youwhoworkonly  Saturday and Sunday in ice cream , how much damage ?" ". 80 euro ... eh !" ". you do not understand certain things." "All true singers , beginning of his career, live in poverty ." "Feel interviews of successful singers ." "All have made the mess ." "I mean, what am I supposed to tell, I was rich?" "Youknowthatthe ladyoftheicecreamparlor called me and wanted me to give 100 euro ?" ". " not 80 footers , you do 100 this year ." . and what did you say?" "" Ln ass to you, ma'am ." Per20 € I have to spoil the curriculum ?" "I said: " tieniteli , ma'am ."" "One day , if you want me, I have to give them and others." "Loveyou', I 'mclever." ". no, you're asshole!" "Love it, who has learned these nasty words?" "But you see that idiot !" "You're a loser!" "One to 30 years still thinks singing, 'these crap !" "A failed!" "this they say you people in the country." "(man whistles )" "This I have to go , My father has arrived ." "Tellyourfather I miss the dog whistle ." ". vattenne , it should be ' ." ". angela !" "Angela!" "Angela !" "( melancholy music in the background)" "( dog barks )" "(hey, checco , you are suffering , right?" ")" "( comprendibile." "But you're a singer , checco . )" "( and it is just suffering that a singer knows how to get out of his songs . )" "( come on, checco , stop teasing you . )" "(you can not scancellare 7 years of love with the photoshock !" ")" "You made the plaster here?" "Four less less , is to be remade !" ". checco :" "Uncle ..." "." "I'll be right ." "Maybe someone stay home tomorrow !" "I explained ?" "Uncle:" "Yourmotherissufferingperte ." "." "I know, uncle." "You know you're bad for angela ." "You have to get over it ." "." "I'm trying , uncle." ". was not a girl perte ." "We are men , back straight !" "( snorts uncle )" "( checco snorts )" "I want it too good to your mother." ". and ' left alone, poor thing." "And ' my sister ... of course, Uncle ." "As she washes me , statte still with his hands." "Checco ... checco !" "( bell-ringing )" ". checco ..." ". tell me ." "Why do not you come back to work with me in the yard ?" "( checco snorts )" "Uncle, I have made ?" "the choice to sing, I want to understand ?" "What you do as a hobby , the evening with friends." "Sorry , you do the mason as a hobby the evening with friends ?" "Ii the singer is such from morning to night ." "So, if you want to be a singer , You have to go !" "Who do you feel is in here ?" "Go to your cousin in Milan , from my son ." "." "Do you know how many possibilities are there?" "." "No, uncle , I will not ." "." "Come on, go to milan ." "." "I go , just get up your hands!" ". and never come back , uncle!" "." "Madonna mia!" ". and I'll report you to clean hands as well!" ". what 's fanatic !" ". but vattenne , go ' !" "Nicolas:" "Checco,I was thinking, ' I'll take the ratlines ste ... take them ." "." "I was thinking, 'these eggplant I take ..." "I take them ." "." "I was ..." "I was thinking , parts of you in milan !" "I 'm staying here ." "Nicolas , is one continuous exploitation ." "They are still I am a white person , nicolas ." "Keep ." "You've made space?" "Checco , the aunt !" "Alfredo will make know a lot of girls in milan ." "And buy it a cell phone, so I'll call you !" "Mom, a true singer is not readily available, did not have the phone." "If anyone wants it , call the manager and makes a deal ." ". who is the managertuo ?" ". and ' he is the manager, mom." "." "I'll call you tonight at the home of alfredo ." ". hello ." ". hello , checco ... sleep on the train, sennò I arrive tired." "Give a kiss to alfredo , embrace him tightly ." "Man:" "Singer,whogotomilan ?" "(laughs)" "( and here you are , checco !" "You, like so many predecessi singers )" "( forced to abandon your land and your beloved people )" "( perinseguire the dream of singing . )" "( checco , you can only count on your voice and your guitar. )" "(actually , no, checco , I only know his voice. )" "The guitar , oh!" "I have fucked up the guitar!" "Nobody saw anything ?" "I have fottu ... you have not seen ?" "I mean, I came in a minute." "You do not have ..." "behold, this is the south." "This is the south , this is the oberta !" "This is the reason why you will not grow ever!" "But I'm going from here, I'm going to Milan ." "Terroni shit !" "Speaker:" "Theeurostarperparis departing from platform 12 ." "Repeat:" "Theeurostarperparis is departing from platform 12 ." "( background music )" "Manolo:" "Why are you dividing the bed?" "( alfredo snorts )" "Are you shy ." "I've already said :" "I do not want my cousin knows of our history , okay?" "This story is stressing me !" "Icanunderstandyour, but not your cousin ." "30 years, says he is the singer, the artist ..." "Stillprejudicedaboutthesethings?" "What's a troglodyte , your cousin ?" "It ' a troglodyte ?" "Tell me !" "( alfredo sighs)" "( bell) Oh , madam !" ". and ' here !" ". you go." "." "Look, you end here ." ". go , doll ." "Checco:" "Alfred,howare you ?" ". yes, yes , yes!" "Alfredo :" "Sign ." "." "How many things did you bring?" ". huh, between my mother and your mother." "Come, embraces his little cousin ." "Beautiful , come here ." "Your mom told me to angela , I am sorry." ". yes, now fregatene , eh!" ". and ' was a cool shower ." "Yes, mo ' enough, we do not think." "Here is full of girls." "You are in Milan and you have to entertain ." "Hey, do not think about anything." ". hello ." "Alfredo:" "He'smanolo." ". pleasure , are manolo ." ". checco ." ". and ..." "How was the trip?" "." "Do not make me think of the trip!" ". what happened?" ". does not happen a fagot in my compartment , right in front of me?" "Terrible!" "Keep the tomatoes ." "Keep company to checco , now I come ." "Wellasthestaterailways... . take part in a compartment for these people ... exactly." "I mean, with the elderly neighbor." ". where will it end?" ". what bad luck !" ". and ' the first time you come to milan ?" "." "Yes, first time." "You stop a lot?" "( sound of glass infrantl )" ". themselves ." "." "Here you are." "Alfredotoldme ...singing." "( indistinct noise )" "Actually I write, I compose, I arrange ." "I mean, are complete musician ." "What do you do , however, in milan ?" ". personal trainer." ". ah , the personal trainer !" "Very cool ." "Yes, with the pace that we are today the personal trainer is essential." "Sure ." "Come on, checco , I made up the room." "Come and see." "Manolo :" "Hello , see you later ." ". and the manolo divide the house, that rents in Milan ..." "I guess." ". and ' true, manolo ?" ". mh . mh ." "So here manolo sleeping ." "Manolo sleeps !" "." "Here there is the bathroom ... okay ." ". this is my room." ". beautiful." "." "Come , I'll show yours." "You sleep here." "So now take a shower that in the meantime I prepare dinner." ". alfredo !" ". what?" "." "What is your personal trainer ?" ". athletic trainer ." ". ie gymnastics ." ". gymnastics ." "Fuck !" "What is it?" "First , I do not sleep in there ." "(softly) second , you say at once your cousin that you and I are together." "(softly) how do I tell him a thing like that?" "Have you seen it ?" ". then for dinner I do fag ." ". you do not have the courage ." ". ah , no?" "I exaggerate , the fag crazy !" "." "No, not mad fagot !" ". troglodyte !" "The fairy mad no , please!" "( background music )" "Hello ." "Delicious ." "Manolo:" "Hmmmm, how good are these orecchiette !" "Mom, my aunt in the kitchen does not fight ." "Number one !" "Manolo :" "Please congratulate the mother ." "Oh, oh , oh!" "Alfri , as you call this ?" ". what's his name ?" ". burrata ... ah , the burrata ." "Tasted this burrata ..." "looks like a cloud ... ( manolo laughs)" ". alfri , taste a bit ' of burrata ." "Idonotwant." ". come on!" "." "I know , are years that I eat ... come on!" "( alfredo is a verse of annoyance )" "Manolo:" "Themangeròme." "( phone rings )" "Excuse me . do not you eat everything." ". no, no ." "." "I'll be back ." "Hello !" "Checco , the mother of alfredo is the sor ..." "How's that are cousins ?" "Me too I 'm wondering :" "How's that we are cousins ?" "We are cousins ?" "!" "(knocks on the door )" "." "Who's that?" ". sorry, checco , bother you ?" ". no ." "." "I need to talk ." ". what happened?" "( alfredo sighs)" "." "I do not know how to tell you ." ". what?" "The manolo and we're together ." ". really ?" ". we pretended to be friends as well , because ..." "Pern pretend well, you know ?" "I highly recommend this thing at home do not need to know." "Are you kidding?" "In your home say such a thing ?" "." "I'm sorry, checco , I ..." ". no, no ." "I 'm sorry for what I've said before , the fact of the train." "The fact that it's gone up the re ..." "the man ... how do you say your race in Italian ?" "Ii ... ." "I figured, who cares !" ". perridere ..." "For heaven's sake , I know." "." "Come on, let's go to sleep." ". do not know how I feel good." "." "I got rid of a burden." ". do not worry." ". quiet , go to sleep ." ". feel ..." "I'm sorry, maybe you thought to find a different situation." "Do not worry ." "." "I feel comfortable ?" "." "I told you, do not worry." ". thank you, hello ." ". hello ." "Manolo:" "Goodnight,checco!" ". let me feel comfortable to me as well ." "( background music )" "(notes from the guitar )" "Marika:" "Excuseme ,do youworkhere ?" ". no ... oh , sorry ." ". however, checco ." ". marika ." ". pleasure." ". you need something ?" ". maybe ." "I wanted an opinion on this guitar ." "We perregalarla a boy that is just starting out," "I wanted to know if it is suitable ." ". then, therefore , this is the classical Classical Guitar own ." ". and ' a guitar string ." "." "I see it." "Let's see how it sounds as well." "." "First, you have to tune it ." ". and ' tune it important ?" "Acciminchia if it is !" ". as you call the kid?" "." "Sue, but what does?" ". no, so ." ". as well ." "Perun beginner Pun also fit as a guitar." "." "So what?" ". well, here you are." "The boy was recommending this ." ". you're a guitarist." ". really are a pianist, singer ... are polyphonic , say ." "( marika clears LaVoce )" ". then you should come and visit us morimondo morimondo to ... ?" "Beautiful!" ". you know her?" "Have you been there ?" ". no, no ." "." "I say beautiful name , morimondo ." ". ah!" "We are there in the parish, you can not miss ." "When you want to come ..." "we organize the activities , do courses perragazzi a bit ' difficult ." "Ifyoucome,we arepleased." ". the guitar is this?" ". yes, it's this ." ". thanks peril advice." ". hello , marika ." "Salesman:" "Youwantedtoaskmesomething?" ". perte those two are together or are they just friends ?" "Butitgoesaway'the CL!" "(softly) marika ... yet ." "Ri ." "Ka ... ( background music )" "I am looking for my cousin alfredo ." ". says he works here ." ". alfredo :" "Checco , come here." "The guitar you bought?" ". it'll bring you luck ." "." "He has already brought me luck!" "." "Why?" "." "I have known a beautiful girl ... you ?" "Ii problem is that there was one that it was not clear if it was the boyfriend or if it was a friend ." "Mado ' , you're too problematic !" "What do you care ?" "Brought them !" "Here you are at milan, come on!" "I made you come here 'cause Julio comes , my dear friend ." ". ago the impresario ." ". ah!" "In Milan he has in hand all :" "Concerts, clubs, organizations events." "Comes in a little ' ." "In the meantime, you want to do ?" "Want to take a dip in the pool ?" "A massage?" ". want to do the sauna ?" ". you have a sauna ?" ". a huge sauna ." ". very cool !" ". where is it?" ". beyond ." "When it arrives, I'll call you ." "Go !" ". as you ..." "." "Go!" "When it arrives, I 'm warning you ." "." "Go!" ". okay ." ". then, with richard how are you?" ". well, now we live together ." ". then it's a serious story ." ". themselves ." ". and you with manolo ?" ". we miss the children ." ". alfredo !" ". what?" ". that the sauna is your cousin ?" ". yes, why?" "(beats mute)" ". sorry, Julio , I come quickly ." ". and who moves ?" "What are you doing ?" "Exit" "Put an air conditioner here , Madonna !" "Julio:" "Sothisisyour cd." ". yes, Pern old one." "Now I'm doing that again." ". and these are the songs." ". you are all the lyrics, my music ." "" Lmmensamente angela " "angela at sunset ", " angela dreaming ."" "Angela this must be important ." "But here in this fund ?" ""Look at you ' is bitch ."" ". angela is always this ." ". ah." ". and ' the last one that I wrote 'cause he left me ... ah !" "You're cute , but to me the musicians like to hear them live ." "Are you free Saturday night?" ". themselves ." ". then it sounds in my local , live ." "Thank you." "( applausl )" "Thank you, thank you all." "I'mthechecco and I'm a singer." "I wanted to first of all thank Julio , the owner of the premises , and tell you that this it's my first concert in Milan ." "The song I dedicate it to my cousin , but also to all the people that his problem , people less fortunate like him." "Idohope to help research also for this type of pathology ." "Master, pushplay and go with the base." "." "What disease do you have?" ". none ." ". sorry, your cousin says you're sick ." "." "I do not know , I'm fine ." ". alfredo , look at me." "." "Are you crazy too?" "( piped music )" "# How much wickedness in this society # # against those who held sessuità another . #" "# How many people insult you , how many people attacking you # # just because you do not like the fake. #" "( buzz )" "# Men sex and what these people are like us # # us normal . # # know how to cry, know how to laugh , know clap your hands #" "# just like us people healthy. # # men sex will not have tampons , but but ... #" "# have wings. #" "I want to die !" "I want to die now!" ". this is troglodyte !" ". and ' crazy !" "# ..." "This from your bad disease . # # if you were so ?" "# laugh, laugh ." "( checco does versl )" "# If you were like this?" "# laugh, laugh ." "Alfredo , please, do something ." "And if it was you ?" "No, sorry , you're so ." "Alfredo:" "Bravo,abig roundofapplause." ". wait, is not over ." "Thank you." "Sorry , sorry." "He is joking ." ". the second song ..." ". do not want to hear." "No, I have a song about lesbians." "." "Julio , really sorry , he's not bad ... and ' ignorant !" "." "Yes" "Instead, it's good ." "I like and then I can recognize talent ." "Checco , come here !" "Checcone, bravo!" "Let me tell you , bravo!" "Because I know recognize." "You move well." "I liked you so much and I want to start with you." "Begintomake of big things and would this party of immigrants from Calabria celebrating the green chili ." "I was wondering :" ""I wonder if my friend checco , this talented guy , "" "" has in its repertoire Songs of the South, eh ? " ." "." "I have only southern songs ." ". then it's done!" "Stay with me ." "( manolo alfredo and cheering )" ". if I would have come sooner!" ". to tell me !" ". let's make a toast." ". a toast." ". to me!" ". checco to the great checco !" "Hurray!" "To drink foreveryone !" "( checco :" "Hey, checco , now things finally volvono peril better. )" "( checco , the Calabrian are waiting for them . )" "(go and let us see who you are!" ")" "It's coming , it's coming ." "Here it is, the great singer of the south!" "Howthefuckpark?" "You think you're in your country?" "You'll see that ass that you make when the southern singing your own songs ." "We're going to hear the show." "Could it be that the bathroom is not here?" "." "Excuse the bathroom, perpiacere ." ". cute, what bathroom?" "In a minute I'll introduce you ." "Come on ." "I read what he wrote your agency , eh?" "Come prepared." "Help!" "What the fuck , it's the emotion ." "What the fuck is this?" "Presenter:" "Here we are, great audience !" "'reBeautifulandverynice  and you deserve a treat." "Directly from Bolzano it's got a great musician." "I write here that it's a boy which revised the Celtic melodies , our melodies , in key post-modern ." "E ' with pleasure that I present the great Checco Zalone !" ". a nice round of applause !" "." "Good evening to all !" "Thank you." "Goodeveningto all." "Hello calabriaaa !" ". and then ..." "." "Man :" "But what calabria ?" "# E ' tired now people , years that there are the stories #" "# In short , President, or facimmo ' students fucking bridge?" "#" "UHC , terun !" "But it goes away pe ' !" "# Or facimmo ' stu bridge?" "# # or facimmo ' stu bridge?" "#" "# I want a female in messina , co ' u bridge m'a fazzu first , #" "# I want a female caltanissetta, co ' u bridge m'a fazzu Chil quickly, #" "# I want a female canicatti , co ' u bridge m'a fazzu of each , #" "# I want a female to Milazzo , co ' u ... # do we bridge ." "Thank you." "ThankstoCheccoZalone!" ". is not over yet ." "( crowd boos )" ". why have you stopped ?" ". the bridge over the Strait of Milazzo !" ". but it goes away CIAP !" ". listen ... what is it?" "." "I was taking them ." ". but what were you taking?" "You did not realize of what you risked ." "If you take those , Gil you pull the skin off !" ". go out of the bales , please let !" ". let me get you something." "Robe of ' ndranga ?" "Listen, you brain did you get to mediashopping ?" ". let me take another piece ?" ". macchè !" "Out of the bales !" "But you see 'sti Calabrian !" "." "I have to complain about , if you please ." ". okay , I'm the organizer , but if I write " comes from Bolzano " and then it's a tangerine , not my fault ." "Then , it's not that ..." "you 're good , you do." "change ... something here." "." "Doctor ... sorry for the delay , but never ended the meeting." ". what happened?" "." "No, it's my fault ." "I mean, my fault." "I have written that the musician was in Bolzano ... instead it was a Southerner !" "A Southerner here from us, you understand?" "Purcazza puttanazza !" "They come here to destroy us our party!" "Where is this jerk ?" "I did take the first camel and I sent him home." "Yes, Let's send him away, I do not even want to see ." "The next time I organize the evenings , right?" "Agree ?" "Come on, let's start the ceremony." ". where is the bulb ?" "." "Come on, quick ." "Ladies and gentlemen, is his voice breaking with emotion that I announce that it's arrived the time the interrupter ." "Like every year, our delegation it 's gone up to the pace of the lame and collected the water of our origins, clear and pure as our consciences ." "Of course to bring her here on stage who else but our secretary citizen, dottormauro mantegatta ." "( ' go' , pensiero " diffusion )" "( ' go' , pensiero " in the background)" "Excuse me , Master!" "The parish of morimondo ." "( in Bergamo ) is out of here and , when he's out , go straight ahead ." "A sorrete !" "Checco:" "Excuseme ,youngman , the children of the parish ... . you are in there ." ". LA?" "." "li, li ." ". hello , thank you." ". hello , nothing." "I experience family annoys the presumption of parents, the fact that they think they know and know everything better than us and we want to give advice about everything." "Girl:" "It's inevitable,seek  prevent us from their mistakes." "Sorry , you need to log in?" "Come,come." "And' ourfriend that there is kindly came to find." ". it's called ... hello , marika ." ". hello . ( coughs )" ". your name?" ". checco ." "Welcome , checco ." "All :" "Hello ." "It seems to me that Julio wanted to say something ." "Yes, in my opinion, everyone should make mistakes in its own way , is not it?" ". everyone has their own poterfare experience of life ... oh yes ." "Boy:" "I believe that parents should understand the experiences of their children and not prevaricarle ." "It is , though, in my opinion, any family, far from being free from a relativism which we are accustomed by now ..." "Isaid,everyoneshould at least aspire to that perfection the family of nazareth ." "." "Right ." ". no ... but how?" "( boys roar )" "Livio:" "Justamoment." "What's that you do not convince of what he said francis ?" "According to me the problems were everywhere, Also in the family of nazareth ." "No,no." "Alsointhefamily  nazareth were problems." "Mica will just keep you problems." "( boys roar )" "Checco:" "Letme giveyou anexample." "Suppose there giuseppe who is a carpenter ." "One day a guy comes and says :" ""It 's my son died , make a grave great , do not mind spending . "" "Joseph, who is a carpenter , is happy 'cause that 's his job, and begins to make the grave." "The next day he presents and the guy says :" ""No , tow jobs ." "E ' resurrected. " " Who was that? " " your son. "" "I mean , you may as well be Christ on earth , but work is work." "There is devoid relativism here , huh." "( laughter)" "( bell-ringing )" "( buzz )" "( checco :" "Yes , checco , it's just as you suspected . )" "( Who knows what we will find in him. )" ". oh , here it is!" "Marika:" "Checco!" ". thanks peril your intervention." "." "Please , please ." "I was very pleased you came ." "Nowthatyouknowtheway, Come and visit us often ... sure footers ." "." "I hold that it is not time to waste I can always come ..." "I understand." "Men:" "Livio,I 'msorry." ". you ?" ". there are problems." "." "What is it?" "Iimusicteachernopunfooters do guitar lessons to children ." ". how?" ". no!" "Start tomorrow and tells us now ?" "Donotworry,asolution find it." "Now go , hello ." ". hello ." ". thanks ... hello ." ". as we do, livio ?" ". as we do ?" "I do not know ." "I'm sorry, but you do not play the guitar ?" "Yes, but it's not that I can come to make the guitar course for you." "." "I'm so full of concerts , livio ." "." "He can not ." "Do you see that you can do." "I run , I go to mass." ". go , thank you." ". hello ." ". sorry, did you say "celebrate Mass" ?" "Yes,it'stimeand are welloverdue." "I mean, you're a priest?" "Yes, I'm a pastor ." "And put a fucking collar, a crucifix you understand , sennò one ..." "I mean, you 're already a few, you hide in the footer ." "Priest is !" "Livio:" "You'reright,thenexttime I wear the dress uniform !" ". hello , beautiful ." ". hello , Don ..." "Don livio livio ." "Don livio !" "Because one pun think ... . that ?" "." "Can you think you are engaged you two ... aaah ... ." "Instead you're not engaged." ". no, no ." ". you're not engaged." ". no ." "." "I say, in Italy , in the world ." ". no ." ". free ." ". free ." "I run that I settle this thing of course ." ". the guitar course ?" ". themselves ." "." "I come to do the guitar course ." "How ?" "You just said you're so full of concerts ." ". so I said?" ". you ..." "I was wrong ." ". one would not be wrong Pun ?" ". why not?" "." "When did this course?" ". tomorrow ." ". if I could ..." "." "I could." ". well, then. thank you so much ." ". hello ." ". hello ." ". hello ." ". therefore , marika ..." ". you ?" ". but you are ?" ". certain that I am, here I am ." "." "I mean, excuse me, I 'm ..." ". find me here. hello ." "( guitar notes )" "Checco:" "Beware of fingers , miss." "You have to push well on the fingers , sennò it stumbles ." "Okay." "GDP time ." "Okay , stop!" "So, guys , this is the space of C major." "With this tour you have in the repertoire half of Italian music." "Forexamplethatyou had askedme to dedicate a song to your mother." "With the turn of C major you can do it ." ". yes, but my mother is still perun year in jail ... here ." "( whispering) I told you guys that are who have difficulties, have serious problems ." "Better than being in prison." "You have a year's time that you learn well." "He's lucky , you do not." "You have to study the right away." "Thenfast." "Three,four ..." ". checco , I'm sorry ." "(softly) Here, everyone has problems , who has the alcoholic mother , drug addicts, prostitutes ." ". a little 'feel in GDP." ". okay ." ". do not worry, I'll take the kids ... thank you." "We do one thing:" "The children of drug addicts we put them on the left , the children of crimes against property , robberies on the right." "Fast." "Then let the ball game :" "Junkies against thieves ." "( marika laughs)" "Guysarejoking, It's just to know you better." "Cheer up!" "Checco:" "Comeon ,threeand four." "( notes chiatarra in the background)" "(beats covered the music in the background )" "Well, I have arrived." ". you look like?" "." "No, I do not know how long it takes with the professor." ". so I ..." "No,donotworry." "Thankyou." "Thenhello." "Frizzy:" "12,000 copies as first exit." "I think a fair number perpoter test the response of the audience." "Hey !" "Oh, sorry." "." "Who's that?" ". and ' a student , it is graduated with him." ". hello ." "Itisin lovewiththeprofessorcrespi." ". hello ." ". prejudice ." ". sit down." "." "Thank you." "So, professor , in addition to research I had requested ," "I allowed myself to deepen some topics and of course I brought entire bibliography ... good." ". this ." ". well, well ." "Mamma mia, does not know that day !" "Today is a day of messy ." "." "I suppose. and the book?" ". and ' came out yesterday ." "." "For this reason, all the interviews , press conferences ... of course ." "." "I wanted to ask you something." ". tell me ." ". no, no ." ". tell me , Professor." "I was asked to do a conference on laing ." "If you could get me a search on the word ... . agree." ". you make it ?" ". of course, gladly ." ". then we feel, I'll call you ." ". agree." "." "I recommend, for submission the book not to be missed ... not mancherò ." "Thank you very much , Professor." "Goodbye." "." "So what?" ". excuse me, is a student , asked me to help her." ". vabbè , then I told her ..." "." "Boy :" "I'm sorry ." ". excuse me, young man." "." "Please tell ." "." "I wanted to ask you something." ". themselves ." "A little ' I'm embarrassed , I do not know how to say it ." "." "I have to buy a book." ". mh ... no, not Perme ." ". and ' peruna girl." ". type ?" ". beautiful." "And 'natural fiber , with wavy hair Pern just beautiful ." ". law?" ". you , know how to read ." "This is is a graduate of psychology." "Wait, he told me ... . human sciences ... very human ." "You have to see how good it is !" ". helps the children of drug addicts ..." ". wise?" "Literary text ?" "No, a book." "CheccoThis?" ". but is it good?" ". perfect." "." "I'll bring it back , eh!" ". absolutely sure ... ?" ". trusts ." "Thank you, hello ." "( marika snorts )" "( cell phone rings )" "Marika:" "Checco,hello!" ". hey ." "Nothing, since There 's a party tonight ... they are friends of my cousin." "If you were coming , I'd love to ." "TonightI justcannot , sorry." "I wanted to clarify one thing." "I will ingratiated pear flowers, are beautiful." "Thanks peril book. above all I wanted to thank you for ... what you're doing pernoi in the parish." "But figuriti !" "Pern would like to clarify one thing , checco ." "I do not want you to have in this story a second end ." "Because , unfortunately, for my part there is only friendship ." "Howcanyouthink certain things ?" "I am a boy of the parish." "I come to the parish cause I own the vocation of the parish." "Ask around to my country ." "I'm always on the parish ." "OfthisIwillbehappy  the boys the boys ... well , yeah." "Thosehavedifficultlives." "." "So friends , huh ?" "Hello ." "And I have a hard life ?" ". marika !" ". mh ?" ". looks a bit 'here ." ". what?" ". look at the picture ." ". look at this gentleman , is not your professor ?" "." "Yes" "Mother:" "E ' withhispartner." "Look at that cute !" "You ." "The article says that the book is having so much success ." "But who cares that his book is successful ?" "!" "I thought he was saying a pleasant thing ." "." "But no, because if I'm studying , I get distracted !" "." "Excuse ." "Sometimes a little ' ignorance , perhaps, make the footer serene." "Huh?" "Cursed !" "Why do not you want to come to the party?" "." "I do not want to come to the party, let me see you go ... , marika ?" "Fregatene !" "Come to have fun ." "Vabbè , then join us ." "Take the subway below , cadorna , changes direction genoa port ." "Go down to the door Genoa and the ask ." ". checco ..." ". mh ?" ". marika ." "Hey, marika !" "Yes, all right." "Sure that there is still the party ." ". is the petrol in the car?" ". is gasoline." ". is marika ." "Youstepto take." "No,I stepto take." "See you in half an hour." "Hello ." ". fine." "Givemethecar keys." "No, sorry , and as we go ?" "Cadorna , change it port for Genoa." "A port genoa down and ask ." "There you know where she is ." "Yes, come on, let's go." "From it's late ." "( Middle Eastern music diffusion )" ". you're there already been here?" ". no ... you know them?" "." "No, who?" "Hello ." "Hello ." "And ' frisa , eh?" ". no thanks." ". after ." ". finally , marika !" ". alfredo ." ". marika , I'm alfredo , cousin ... checco pleasure." ". hello , I am ..." ". manolo , the boyfriend , I know." ". checco told you that ?" ". themselves ." ". finally we go from obscurity !" ". let's drink to that?" ". happily , yes!" ". come on!" "Manolo:" "Quiet!" "Alfredo:" "It'pretty." ". cute?" "She does not understand girls at all!" "Mèxico !" "Checco , we do not pictures of shit , huh ?" "Manolo:" "Howmuchisthat youaretogether you and checco ?" "." "No." ". we're not together ." ". oh , sorry . that gaffe !" ". no, please ." "Yet you are here?" "( hums )" ". did you go to the bathroom?" ". no ..." "listen to me , go to the bathroom ." "Trust me , go to shit ." "( checco hums )" "This massage is rejuvenating." "Balance between body and mind." "Open all the chakras." "Hey , I 'm the chakras open to you ." "Well , get up." "Marika !" ". recognize me , marika ?" "." "Who are you?" ". checco ." "Enough." "(laughing) but how you dance ?" ". you're being ridiculous !" "I 'm going to take another ... go ." "Did you go to the bathroom?" "Let me understand , you decide to milan if one has to go to the toilet during the night?" ". go to the bathroom ." ". made your cocks . go to dance." "( checco hums )" "Checco:" "Sorry,perpiacere, outputs that I have to go to the bathroom." "Woman:" "Waityourturn,right ?" ". and look !" "I have broken all evening, " go to the bathroom , go to the bathroom "" "and now wait your turn ?" "OLC !" "I go , eh!" "I'm going !" "( invited hail )" "(knocks on the door ) Girl:" "Oh!" ". oh!" ". then!" "Boy:" "Open!" "Whatareyoudoing?" "Girl:" "Whyarewetakingsolong?" ". it is felt that it is not bad?" ". go call loris ... oh. oh!" "What is chalk ?" "Meh ." "Meh ." "Meh ... ( applausl )" "Thereisoneclosedinthebathroom, I know that you feel is wrong." "Checco where is it?" ". where is it?" ". here there's ... no." "(knocks on the door )" "Circular !" "Permission." "Who's in here?" "What happened?" "(knocks on the door ) Goout,comeon!" ". permission. checco !" "There's my cousin in there ..." "like, your cousin ?" "Checco, open'isthegoal." "Gil throw the door ." ". force , open up!" ". you feel unwell. checco , open ." "Checco , open ." "." "What did you do with that?" ". you 've repaired." "Look, I 'm asking you nothing , but if you called a worker at this time , you had to give him at least 100 Euros ." "And s'incazza well!" "(music from the car radio )" "Checco :" "This is where the party tonight ?" "( marika cries )" "This thing that we have to go on foot then me explain. ( alfredo snorts )" "( marika hums ) Arabesque , eh?" "Mamma mia, what a party ... uah !" "Checco :" "You have to throw up ?" "." "I put the fingers ?" ". which fingers ?" ". how much did you drink ?" ". pulled up , let me see how you danced at the party." ". just a minute." ". okay ." "Moroccan Dance , " moonwalks " ." ". (laughing) so ." ". this is " moonwalks " ." "( checco and marika laugh)" "." "I'll have fun , eh?" ". a lot." "Then, as you 're dressed poorly ." "Did you dress badly." ". why , is it bad?" ". and ' tremendous." ". we artists so we dress ." ". why , you're an artist?" "Of success." "( marika laughs)" "But when you do it success?" "You 'll never do it ." "." "No, I do success!" ". you never will !" ". are you still with your hands." ". you are an ignoramus !" "Are you an exhibitionist , you can not be successful." "However, the one thing you have to say :" "I like you 'cause you make me laugh ." "I do have fun , laugh ." "You are beautiful , checco ." "( cell phone rings )" "No, at this time there are pernessuno ." "Enough, enough , enough!" "Now I'm going home." "(beats covered by dreamy music in the background)" "Milan, you are mine!" "( dreamy music in the background)" "I kissed me !" "Checco:" "Shelovesme!" "Shekissedme!" "She kissed me!" ". he kissed me on labbre !" ". checco !" "Checco , come here !" "( in Puglia ) if I catch , I'll kick your ass!" "." "Come here !" "Come quaaa !" ". alfredo , calm down ." "." "Oh , madam , that I took ?" ". seemed the exorcist ." ". oh my God, what a fright !" "." "Come home, that 's better." "What a shock ." ". eeeh !" ". checco !" ". who are they?" ". orecchiette mom ." "Wait, here it opens and then here ." ". checco , I have to say just one thing ." "Whathappened?" "Angela is put together with another ." "Nicolas , I have to say just one thing :" "I do not give a damn." "." "I started with a girl!" ". and since when?" ". 12 hours and 16 minutes." ". go , checco !" ". now we go, now we break !" ". and ' beautiful." ". tonight I'm going to meet his parents ." "." "I 'm well ." "Nicolas ," "I already told you the difference between you and the white people ." "( bell)" "I'll get it !" "( bell) Check !" "( bell) Yes!" ". checco !" ". past the hangover ?" ". you , thank you." "." "What are you doing here , checco ?" ". surged since the agent," "I brought a lot of stuff to eat ," "I said, " harbor him a little ." ' ." "Thank you." ". no, no , no later than me." ". okay ." ". your mother is ?" ". yes, my mother is ." ". is in the kitchen ?" ". themselves ." "." "Where's the kitchen?" ". a moment." "." "I'll take you there ." ". because you are beautiful !" "Mom, he'schecco." "Hello!" ". and ' the boy 's guitar course ." ". yes, hello . marika told me about you." "Checco:" "Yourmotherthat?" ". are raffaella ." ". and ' your sister!" ". that's cute ." "." "What are these ?" "." "I brought mozzarella, scamorza, burratine and other products and these latteari have the spectacle of our country, are the orecchiette ." ". orecchiette ." ". you know the ones from the supermarket." ". you ... have nothing to do ." "These are dairy , ie makes my mother with fingers in the house." ". spectacular !" ". then stay for dinner , I 'm getting ready ." ". but ..." ". you , I remain ." "If you have a commitment , I will not insist ." ". no, I can." "." "Pun ." "." "Go to chat in the garden?" ". you ... you finish preparing ." "Thencomesyourfather,andeat." "(beats mute)" "Checco:" "E ' youngyourmother." "(beats mute)" "Marika, thefeeling I tried last night ... ie the heart ..." "( mimics the heartbeat )" "I was ..." "like a tacatan and still continues." ". yes, but ..." "." "Can I ask you something?" "." "I love ' , you're jealous of the past?" ". checco , listen ..." "Well, I 'll tell you ." "I was 7 years with a girl," "PERN you in to a kiss I have them all scancellati and 7 !" ". no, checco ..." "I mean, are those feelings ..." "Madonna !" "Mauro:" "Hello." ". hello ." ". uhelà !" "We the people?" "You." "." "Who's that?" ". checco , a friend of marika ." ". checco ?" "Where ?" ". are in the garden." "Checco:" "Giveme akiss." ". checco , listen." ". about to kiss yesterday ..." "." "What a beautiful kiss!" ". and ' was a kiss that I ..." ". you've made ?" "a movie ." "Yes , as a film ." "Mo ' I was saying , as a love movie ." "But see the movie love you say :" "" Vabbè , that's a movie."" "But it was true!" "But special friend ... ?" "To me it seems the socket." "Spends all day on the phone and when I come in , lower your voice , you know?" "(laughing) and ' grip , it's taken !" "Checco , eh?" "Pern !" "." "What does it do?" ". ago the singer ... the singer." ". the singer of that ?" ". comes from the south ." "( ' go' , pensiero " in the background)" "He does it on purpose perfare to spite me?" "Mauro , he's a good guy. look, brought the products of his country." "The burrata , mozzarella ..." "and ' be nice ." ". this stuff has brought him?" ". themselves ." "Do you realize ?" "This is one that still bears mozzarella in people's homes ." "It ' a backwater, a simpleton ." "Do you realize what kind of people we take home ?" "Purcazza puttanazza vigliaccazza !" "Mauro ... mauro , we dine in peace !" "Checco:" "Doyoulikemozzarella, raffaella ?" "." "Delicious !" ". the 'd ever eaten ?" ". so good , ever." ". in Puglia have you been?" ". no ." ". you've never been in Puglia ?" ". no ... do you?" ". no ." "." "I mean, you've never been in Puglia ?" "." "No." ". oh!" ". oh!" "." "I do not bring the young ladies in Puglia ?" "I do not give a damn, Raffa?" "' , next week I want you at my house in Puglia ." ". well, thank you !" ". why not?" ". guests." "E ' inconcepito that one not see Puglia, mauro !" "No thanks, we can not accept ." "Why are we here every now and then we have to work ." "We can not lose our time here." "Take a week of illness and come ." "I'll do myself the certificate my by my doctor ." "How does my cousin filippo ." "This one not only is invalid ... . poor thing !" ". no, invalidismo is lie." "True invalids in my part if they are not ." "Not only takes the place of the state , that Perme ... if I did not the singer, state the place was ." "Do you do all week a certificate and is turning the world into disease!" "(laughs)" "I mean ... oh !" "Gil Put your hands!" "What the fuck !" "I mean, I should take a false certificate perfare a week's holiday in Puglia ?" "." "You're right." "Two weeks have to do." "( mauro coughs)" "And' justoneweek." "And ' long puglia , mauro ." "What do you think?" "The Lombardy is large , Puglia is the long run, you have to see it all." "And it's all beautiful !" "Okay, but one who is ?" "Apowerranger?" "( mauro sighs) T'èleaders?" "Ii alberto from our giussano is a power ranger ." ". the port of La dishes ." ". thanks , Mom." ". checco :" "I'll give you a hand?" ". no, you're the guest." ". statte stop with his hands." "." "So thank you ." "Put a fork here." "." "Raffa?" "' , garbage where you put it ?" ". behind them . thanks , checco ." "( religious music in the background)" "Checco , what happens?" ". checco !" ". mother , perdonile 'cause they do not know what they do." "But ... ( raffaella gasps )" "Checco , I'm sorry , I do not know how it happened ." ". statte silent." ". checco ... checco !" "Checco , for sure it's a mistake." "If you did not like orecchiette , you told me that we gave to the poor, instead of throwing it in the garbage ." "." "What did you do ?" ". but yeah, but no ..." "I slipped , I have not done it on purpose mica ." "I'msorry." "Iapologize." ". vabbè , I'm going ." "No, come on , stay ." "No, not this time ." "Marika , thank you for dinner." ". no ... really , checco , stay ." ". no , it hurts too much pride." ". checco , I'll take you ." ". do not worry." "But yeah, go, go ... there are elections the secretariat of the party." "What kind of figure you make me do the two of you ?" "What a shame !" "Raffaella:" "Thispayme!" "( mauro snorts )" "Oooh !" "What the fuck we have become in this house?" "Do you realize ?" "What shape should we do?" "What should we do with these guys ?" "Wants us to become parents of these people?" "Have you seen What kind of person is this?" "What have we become us?" "Damn !" "It was better when your daughter attending other people , the anti-globalization , for example, rather than those who attend now ." "Even the priest there, that church who attends ." "Damn !" "Those sermons ago :" "" We are all equal in the world ."" "All the same 'These two chestnuts!" "You are not the same as that !" "I cut the Maronites pretty !" "Purcazza vigliaccazza !" "( ' go' , pensiero " in the background)" "Oh!" "( bell)" "Who is it?" "I'll get it !" "( bell)" "Hello !" "There checco ?" "They are advanced orecchiette ?" "( ' go' , pensiero " in crescendo)" "( applausl ) Woman:" "Well done !" "Livio:" "Thankyou,thankyou." "Amoment." "With this performance concludes our course music ." "Iwouldliketothankthese guys that they were great ." "Sittingnow,thankyou." "But I would like to thank particular to the teacher of this course, the outstanding teacher of this course, checco ." "Come on !" "Checco is a singer, musician professional all-round , say ." ". so now we need to checco give a song ... but no, come on ." "Vabbè , I do ." "It ' a song I sing Pearl first time that I dedicate to the person that I love, who 's here." "# # If you ask me who he is # the girl Perme . #" ". boys ( in chorus ): # # marika ..." ". # 'll tell you. #" "Guys( inchorus):# do youwantfromme  if anzichè to coffee #" "# I like I wake up in the morning I think marika ?" "#" "# I pee , I do pupù , # # but with my mind I'm constantly marika . #" "Checco:" "I likedthesongis?" ". you , really." "But checco , I wanted to clarify this thing between us." "You and I are not together ." "I do not love you , checco ." "." "Here the situation changes ." ". huh." ". since , I'm sorry ?" ". but since , checco ?" "Always ." "I do not I ever loved." "I've never loved why I love another man, 'cause I'm bound to him ." ". the fall from the clouds ." ". checco , I'm sorry , really ." ". why do you love him?" "." "Why?" "I love him 'cause we like, why do we have some affinity , because it's a highly educated man ." "We two are so far apart, we are two parallel worlds that Pern will never meet and then you're so ... so ... . so ?" ". you are ... . are ignorant ... no , that's not true, I wanted to say that we are different." "I am ignorant and you you tell me a lot of times ." "I am proud to be ignorant." "Anyway, I really wanted to repay and to thank you everywhere what you did for these guys" "I'm really were very happy ." "You would not even money, so I thought I'd give you a gift , one thing that you do not have a cell phone." "No, a cell phone." "I've never kept, I now I have to take ?" "." "I do not want anything." "." "Why?" "." "I did it with my heart." "." "I take the trouble." ". but no, come on, checco ." "No, you're too caught Perme !" "Too much." "Checco , please let ." "(hey, checco , every time you spend this song to a girl )" "(she soaks you . 's not that brings bad luck ' is crap song ?" ")" "( do not GDP, feel me !" ")" "." "I'm emo." ". hello , I'm checco ." "Thatthosecutsare  you all on the arms ?" "We cut ourselves why we suffer." "To me it's all'amver , ie you suffer 'cause you cut yourself ." "Try not to cut , you will see you do not suffer ." "Where are you going ?" "Wearegoingtomilan auditions for " i want you ."" ". specimens ?" "" I want you " ... what is it?" "You win a recording contract." ". well you play , right?" ". themselves ." ". you have them of the original songs ?" "Yes, I'm full of songs that is not no shit ever ." "Then come with us , try it ." "Today is just a shitty day 'cause I just left the girl, but very nearly come ." ". 're suffering ?" ". themselves ." "." "Lucky you ." "( buzz )" "Guys!" "I'm sorry for today Pern we have to stop here ." "With you , however, we see next Thursday ." "Thank you all ." "." "I'll see you Thursday , then." ". if we get to Thursday ." "He has the joy of living !" "." "Mom , what are you doing here?" ". beautiful mom !" ". what a surprise!" "What have you done to your hair?" "." "Mah !" ". checco , how are you?" "Madonna me ' !" "." "Look, Uncle ." "Andaunt!" ". checco :" "All of them!" ". hey !" ". hello ." "Please checco ." "Yes,pleasure,alfredo." "How much is stupid!" "Every time does the same gag which comes with my girlfriend." "Sohavefun,look ." "Comeon,youowe  say one thing, checco ." ". luisa , get , get ..." "...Luisais ,ma'am." "What a pretty girl !" "Do you want to make a caper cell phone ?" ". luisa is called , is my new girlfriend ... what ?" "." "Yes" "Because they knew that their could not." ". do not laugh !" ". no, no ." "." "I recommend regimes of the game ." ". but , manolo ?" "And ' pissed off , I want to cry ." "I recommend!" "What a mess!" "." "I'll give you a hand?" ". no , my love , stay with mom." "Letmedo something, I feel like a guest ... no, no ." ". you're the queen , served and revered today!" "." "Love !" "How much is this beautiful kitchen!" "You feel the hand of the female." "Thank you." "'reFeelingalittle',luisa." "I do not ever intruding in the life of my son." "He knows it ." ". only one thing:" "Why do not you get married ?" "Atavola!" "And'ready." "Uncle:" "Let'smakeanice toast this beautiful family reunion." "Checco :" "A little kiss ." "All Ba ." "That is, ba ." "That is, ba ." "This !" ". how beautiful they are !" "Bravo!" ". eeeh !" "And ' the girlfriend of my son." "Beautiful , huh ?" "Miss, is a gift." "I have to pay , she's my daughter ." "How much does it?" "You treat me good, eh !" "Sconticino !" ". thank you, ma'am ... my name is mom , okay?" "." "It's okay , Mom." "." "I have to give at least 8 grandchildren!" ". 9 !" ". 8 perfect number ." "( indistinct lines )" "Operator:" "Iiphone the person ... checco !" "Checco !" "Hey !" "Wake up ." "They alfredo , remember?" "Look, manolo not answer the phone ." "That is by claudio , her ex , I'm sure ." "Now I dial the number and talk to you , sennò to recognize my voice." ". 3:00 am !" ". well ?" ". there is not the custom in milan ?" ". that custom?" ". send to 'fuck !" "Claudio?" "It ' a piece of bread , a unique sensibility ." "A person of goodness !" "Imagine if that ... ." "I have to say that ?" "." "I am a friend manolo ." "Manolo for the event are there?" "Ready?" "." "I 'ma friendof manolo." "Manolo for the event are there?" "Butitgoestohell andyoumanolo !" ". and ' change of character." "( brusio." "Candidate plays the bongo )" "He did not give breath that this is not the end !" "I'm sorry , I can understand the pain of africa, the janaica , it breaks up the monotony , but in Italy this does not break the monotony." ". then I'll tell you what breaks ." ". sorry , brother . '" "Organizer:" "Guys, sorry, for a moment of attention." "I'm sorry, but for today we're done." "punctual tomorrow because it's the last day ." "I recommend it." "Thank you for coming ." "See you tomorrow ." "( buzz )" "What happened here?" "Alfredo ... oh!" ". what happened?" ". manolo and left me 's gone ." "He says he does not have the courage to deal with situations and that if I loved him truly , I should tell my , that 40 years I do not have the balls." "Get it?" ". how long you 've been together?" ". 10 years ... 10 years?" "Well , my son, well if you were engaged to me ..." "I'm using the subjunctive, eh!" "By mo ' that I would send you to ' fuck off !" ". 10 years!" ". see , he's right to say that I do not have the balls." ". he's right ... has done well who sent me in ' and fuck 's gone ." "." "I do not want to talk to NC to see GDP." ". not to do so ." "Hey ... ." "I am going to talk." ". really you go?" "Tell us about you ?" "You tell him that I miss her hands , her mouth , her lips , his breath ... no, no ." "I'm going , but the text I decide ." "Do not you tell me what I have to say ." "Thank you, checco !" "What good you are!" "Manolo :" "Come on, energy!" "This I thee seizure ." ". hello , hello ... checco ." ". sorry, I was giving a lecture . sit down." "Manolo , I must ask you one thing in life that I could never think of having to ask someone ." ". will stop immediately ." "If you're here perparlare alfredo , wasting your time ." "." "I'm not here perparlare alfredo ." "." "What do you want to talk about?" "What I want to talk ?" "The gymnastics." "I need to do gymnastics ." "." "I've never done gymnastics." "." "So what?" ". so , what do you do ..." ". the personal trainer to help me ... ?" "Yes, come to the gym when you want it that I make the card." "." "Thank you." "." "I figured ." ". how was to end up with my cousin ?" ". and ' a story over ... over. oh!" ". the important thing is that you are happy ." ". bravo!" "Everyone has the right to happiness, all !" "You see, pun happen that in these cases one throws herself into the arms ... he's lucky that he found this guy who loves you," "Can you also throw one Pern in the arms of the first that happens ." "No!" "Wrong!" "So he's lucky he found this guy here." "Um ... and ' late." "I do know that fact ?" ". for what?" ". for what?" "The gym ... yeah, yeah ." "." "I can count on?" ". counts, counts." ". hello ." ". hello ." "Congratulations !" "I see you have not lost time ." "Function as females !" "Maybe this story already going on for a while ' ." "Are you really ..." "(quietly ) an asshole !" "Frizzy:" "Iifamily is the epicenter of our experience and it is precisely through This small community that the individual processes itself ." "Today we , unlike a few years ago , we analyze families profoundly different , less numerous , where, for example , there is only one child , as the holy family of nazareth , no?" "SoI ..." "In this book I wanted to highlight these two aspects , these two types of families, 'cause once there was a family where there was only one tv and many children, Now instead of families where there is ... many children ... one child ." ". you ?" ". peri specimens ." ". we're done." ". as you get done ?" "You had to be here by 12:00 ." ". and ' my grandmother died this morning ." ". condolences , but we ended up ." ". well the dog of my grandmother." ". well!" "I'm sorry, but it's late." "." "Pern I came three times !" "." "I understand." "Try talking with roberto who is responsible , but I do not think ." "Hello !" "There is no peril audition?" "Sorry for the delay ." "Roberto !" "I have to explain !" "Yes" "But we 're together for 3.4 months!" "You must tell me , okay?" "I alone?" "Do it alone ." "Checco:" "Whatis yourname, where are you from ?" "Tell us a bit ' about you." "Hello, my name Checco Zalone and I'm from Polignano a Mare ," "The city where is born the great Domenico Modugno." "But is not that because he was born modugno , Pun not born one just as , equally , perhaps even good footers ." "Checco, whatdo youlistento?" "Thus , in the cold?" "Okay , I'll listen to a song ." "I wrote the other day after listened to a piece of gianni morandi ," "" one in a thousand make it ." I asked myself :" "" But the other assholes 999 , no one dedicates a song ? " ." "He did it checco ." "now clearly I can hear you in unplattes , but if you have imagination , I try to dream hereinafter" "I know that at this time as permagia appears to be a real band ." "( band plays )" "Maybeeven with a horn section ." "And why not?" "A nice poker string ." "Then,ifthebageofthedream there allows," "I would say even three singers ." "Maybebone." "Okay, bage is low ." "What you should not miss is the love , the energy of the audience!" "# How many people who out of nothing the success will come. # # how many people that anything never happen to us . #" "# why life is so , # # no certain and assured to you , #" "# Per?" "in I do not torment me so much and I'm happy . # # so I'm dreaming that while singing # # you and I are falling in love . # # song fantasticanto that while singing # # there's me who is burning ." "I sing . # # me enough time, I sing Also the footer coccianto . #" "# nana na na na na na na na ... #" "Roberto:" "What'sgoingonhere ?" "What are you doing here ?" "Um...thespecimen." ". but it is closed , closes at 12:00 ." ". you have to go ." "." "I know." ". you're roberto ?" "." "We have never met?" "Today is not the day." "You have to go out and just ." "Robert, since I came three times, if he could ..." "I do not give a damn !" "You have to take and you have to leave ." ". but I come from the south." ". good , come from the south , and there returns." "." "I have to go that fast ." "." "I do the singer." "Here , we have lost the great talent , but go out of balls !" "Roberto ..." "( checco :" "Hey, checco , now woken up )" "( why the dream of the singer is done here. )" "( melancholy music in the background)" "You guys really do not know how to thank you ." ". hello , manolo ." ". hello , checco ... thanks ." ". hello ." ". hello ." "." "I highly recommend the promise I promise that you made ... ?" ". ranging from parents and makes the outlet ." ". means outing ." "Outing , outlets , do what the fuck you want, just that you say it." ". and what do you do ?" ". I ..." "I go back to the yard with his uncle ." "And then in the evening the music with friends." "Do not neglect the music myself." "Well ... . hello , guys, we'll see ." ". good luck, checco ... hello ." "Hello ." "I was fond of, basically we had fun." ". troglodyte , but nice ." ". from ..." "Girls:" "# The two of us we're falling in love . #" "# So that while singing I'm dreaming ... #" ". who sings this song?" ". and ' what I want to know from you . enters." "Onthephonewhileyoulitigavi with your girlfriend, this guy did his audition." "Hasbeenourgoodfortunetohave Forgot cameras rolling and have taken everything." "." "I did not think ' is big thing." "In fact it is not, but it works because it's direct , it's true." "why it works is wonderfully mediocre." "Roberto,orfindit or you're fired ." "How to Checco Zalone polignano is not nobody ." "." "It will be a stage name." ". art!" "( roberto sighs)" "Take a nice thing, you call in Polignano a Mare to anyone." "Like an idiot Everyone knows him ." "Come on, move!" "And let me know ." "Alfredo:" "Whois it ?" ". hello , alfredo , are marika ." "." "I tried checco ." ". checco 's party ." ". party ?" ". find him at the station." ". okay , thank you." ". hello , marika ." "( phone rings )" "." "Ready?" ". good morning , she accidentally Checco Zalone know the singer ?" "But who the idiot ?" "There is here , he's in Milan ." "We're looking for peruna telecast ." ". well you take it around?" ". no , it's a real thing ." "Thenlookforthe mother, pina Albanian , the telephone directory." "Thank you, goodbye ." "I found my mother !" "Thank you, alfredo ." "Thank you." ". he says his cousin ?" ". that checco is at the station, is starting now ." "I run." "Manco was bruce springsteen !" "Speaker:" "Iiregionaltrain percantù is ready to track 10 ." "Eurostarpertheparis is departing from platform 12 ." "Repeat:" "Theeurostarperparis is departing from platform 12 ." "Lntercityfortheturin is coming to the track 15 ." "Lntercityfortheturin is coming to the track 15 ." "Checco , I wanted to know if ..." "Repeat:" "Iidepartingtrain perbari statte ... shut up!" "Sorry." "Checco , I wanted to know if we ..." "we could continue to see each other here ." "Yes" "Presenter:" "Ii winner of "i want you" is ... checco !" "( audience cheering )" "Checco:" "I loveyou!" "Iloveyou, you are just beautiful !" "Thank you!" "He wanted to win him ..." "but fuck !" "Thank you!" "I love all three !" "Love !" "( background music )" "One at a time , damn it !" "Perme is already difficult to make a signature , footers thrown over you ." "( buzz of fotografl )" "I'll be very short just to tell you that perragioni personal ..." "I resign from my post ." "Thank you." "( audience roars )" "Checco:" "Butno ,mauro!" "." "Who's that?" "In fact," "Dad!" "Mauro, I 'mhereto tellyou one thing:" "Forgive your daughter." "Perdonila ." "Mauro, forgiveyourdaughter." ". there mast ' the fuck , forgive her ." ". there mast ' fuck u , and !" "Isalwaysat thebottomofyourdaughter,right?" "Man:" "Heretheyare !" "( invited exult )" "All Ba ." "That is, ba ." "That is, ba ." "This !" "( piped music )" "Checco:" "Mauro!" "And ' the beautiful Puglia, eh ?" "Watch this sgargiulino here like us from the inside , huh ?" "Dances from god !" "." "Who's that?" ". my cousin." ". who?" ". the invalid , mauro ." "Do you understand?" "I do not want to GDP, eh ?" ". you are friends with a long alfredo ?" "." "It will be 10 years ... 10 years?" "Damn !" "Why do not you make him put his head in place of that?" "." "You know how many times I've tried ?" ". ah, yes ?" ". nothing!" ". that 's like me." ". ah?" "The young man I gave him." "." "Look, Mom , I have to say one thing." ". are you getting married next year!" ". no ." ". females in spades !" ". good ... then ... when I met my wife, enough." "Loyalty !" ". of course, loyalty is everything." "( thud )" ". my wife!" ". oh my!" "( buzz )" "PinaAlfredo... mina ..." "water, please, do young man." "Auntie, are you okay?" "UncleMina!" "Whathappened?" ". EMBC ?" "You hold ?" "Pina:" "He'srecoveringcolor." "." "Equalisation ' , what happened ?" "Checco:" "A dance!" "He 'sgoodaunt." "The show must go show ." "Come on!" "." "Uncle!" ". checco ... ." "Your uncle is gone to sea." ". the sea?" ". expected ." "I love ' , I realized that you do psychologist , I do not want to invade , but the race I speak of my uncle , I know what to say." ". well as the heel of the shoe me is broken ... come on, I'll help you ." "Slowly ." "Slowly ." "(uncle talks to himself ' )" "Checco:" "Uncle... you made me shake , uncle." "React , uncle!" "." "I also , when I was in Milan , at first a little ' ... eh !" "Eh !" "Eh !" "Though, are guys qualunqui like us , Uncle." "Uncle, we are in 3000 , people mancipa now ." "But you really think that people get even with these problems?" "Uncle!" "PasserRicchio'!" ". moron!" "No, no, uncle!" "It ' a troglodyte ." "How much is bad but have you seen ?" "( " angela" in the background)" "Subtitles by study asci . cream"