"Mmm." "You look pretty." "[Chuckles]|don't worry..." "I'll throw ya back once I'm done with ya. [Chuckles]" "Ooh!" "Another fish!" "Maybe we can have a menage a  trout. [Reel cranks]" " Huh?" " Mr. Pickles: [Panting]" " Aah!" " Tommy:" "Mr. Pickles!" "S01E04 The Cheeseman" "Tommy:" "Mr. Pickles!" "Tommy:" "There you are!" "Good boy!" "I'm so excited to go camping!" "I hope I can catch an animal and" " bring it home." " Grandpa:" "Mr. Pickles is evil." "We shouldn't be bringing him with us." " Beverly:" "Oh!" " Grandpa:" "Hey!" "Beverly:" "Dad!" "Be more careful with that thing." "Grandpa:" "Hmm. [Ominous music plays]" "[Echoing] Cheeseman..." "[Laughs maniacally]" "Grandpa:" "Huh?" "Stanley:" "Tommy, the secret to successful camping is to have a list of activities." "Number 1... set up a tent." "Ahhh." "Finally, a little peace and..." "[Rock music blares]" "[Tires squeal] Whoa-ho-ho!" "I'm not a wifebeater, but I'd hit that!" " Shut up, Brett!" " Oh!" "Too many bugs!" " Camping makes me horny." " Whatever." " I don't belong here." " Is someone gonna help me?" " Come on!" " Party!" "Don't party too much." "You want to stay sharp in case" " the cheeseman comes for ya." " Come on." " That's just an urban legend." " Tommy:" "What's a cheeseman?" "20 years ago, a group of kids camped here." " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " One of them really hated cheese." "Hey, this has cheese on it!" "I hate cheese!" "Why do you hate cheese so much, cheeseman?" "[Laughter]" " That's not my name!" " Cheeseman!" " Group:" "Cheeseman!" "Cheeseman!" " They threw slices of American" " cheese at him..." " Let's throw American cheese at him." "...knocking him into the fire." "No!" "The cheese melted into his skin." "He ran into the lake, never to be seen again." " I hate cheese!" " Some say he still lurks in these woods, taking revenge on campers." "So if you see a man with cheese for skin, it could be..." " The cheeseman!" " Tommy:" "Aaaaaaaaah!" " You guys are jerks." " Beverly:" "It's just a story" " kids use to scare each other." " Mr. Pickles: [Growls]" "Man, what am I doing here?" "Everybody knows in these situations, the black guy always dies first!" "I'm gonna go into those creepy woods and think about ways to stay safe." "[Echoing] Cheeseman..." "Stanley:" "Okay, let's find some firewood." "Oh!" "Some berries!" "One of the things on my list is" " "find plants you can eat."" " Those berries are poison." "And I know something else you don't know!" "[Cackles] Grandpa:" "Huh?" " Beverly:" "Where'd he go?" " Stanley:" "Come on, Goodmans." " Let's..." " You don't know the terrible thing I know!" "Only I know!" "[Cackles]|" "Grandpa:" "You know something about Mr. Pickles?" "Aah!" "Only I know the real truth!" "[Cackles]" " Tommy:" "Come on, grandpa!" " Grandpa:" "Uh, I'll catch up." " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " Who keeps saying "cheeseman"?" "[Echoing] Cheeseman..." "Oh, no!" "It's the cheeseman!" "[Rustling]" " Tommy:" "Hi, mister!" " Damn!" "Tommy:" "Have you seen any animals running around?" "You can't be running around here looking like cheese!" "Tommy:" "You're funny. [Giggles]" " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " Who whispering?" " Aah!" " Tommy:" "Look!" "A frog!" "Damn!" "You scared the shi... aah!" "Aah!" " Tommy:" "Come here, froggy!" " Watch it, you dickhole!" " Stanley:" "This way, Tommy!" " Tommy:" "Bye!" "Aah!" "Take me to the crapper!" "Now!" "Okay." "It's over that way, past the tree with that pentagram carved into it." "I'll be done in a minute." "Then you can help me wipe." "All right." "Well, I'll be in that creepy barn over there." "Holler when you need me." " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " Hmm." "Look at all these weapons." "Seems like a safe place to take a nap." "[Snores]" "[Birds chirping]| [Humming]" "Aaaaaah!" "[Chainsaw roars]" " Tommy:" "Dad, is this firewood?" " Stanley:" "Looks like it was hit by lightning." "Remember, never stand next to a tree during a lightning storm." "The tree could fall on you." "Tommy:" "You sure know a lot about the outdoors!" "Stanley:" "Shh." "Quiet." "Look over here." "Beverly:" "Careful, honey." "She's feeding." "Stanley:" "Ah, the circle of life." " Ow!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" " Beverly: [Sighs]" "[Rumbling]|[Citizens screaming]" "Sir, space Nazis are trying to blow up Mars!" "Sounds like a job for astronaut dolphin detective." "But, sir, he was arrested for flashing those space kids." "Get him out. [Squeals]" " Man, this show blows my mind!" " Great." " Wanna have sex?" " Yeah, bro." "[Both moaning] Ugh." "Stanley:" "Hey, look, everybody..." "some fruit." "Beverly:" "That's not fruit." "It's a spider-egg sac!" "Stanley:" "They're crawling into my eyes!" " Oh!" "Possums!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" " Beverly: [Sighs]" " Tommy:" "Come here, kitty!" " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." "Tommy:" "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!" " Cheeseman!" " Tommy:" "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Ha ha!" "He thought I was the cheeseman!" "What a chump!" "Yay!" "[Both laughing]" "[Snorts] Huh?" " Oh!" " Mr. Pickles: [Panting]" "Tommy:" "There you are, boy." "Come on!" " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " Stanley:" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Beverly:" "Now, this lavender will help with all your bites." " It will reduce swelling." " Stanley:" "Honey, really, I'm fine." "Let's head back to camp." "Oh, uh..." "Actually, let's go another way." "[Scatting]| [Echoing] Cheeseman..." "[Smooching] [Ducks quacking]" "Ew!" "Get out of here, you stupid ducks!" "[Echoing] Cheeseman..." "[Smooches] Cheeseman!" "[Screams]|" "Gotcha!" "[Laughs]" "You scared me, Brett!" "[Giggles]" "Let's make sex. [Both moaning]" "Grandpa:" "There you are!" "I've been looking for... [grunting, cackling]|" "Grandpa:" "Ohh." "[Both moaning]" "Huh?" "!" "Oh!" "Aaaaaaaaah!" " The cheeseman is real!" " Grandpa: [Gasps]" " Did you see that?" "!" " Yes." "Grandpa:" "We have to go tell the sheriff!" " Oh!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Oh!" " Grandpa:" "Huh?" "Okay, I'll tell him. [Grunts]" "Stanley:" "Huh." "This is totally different from the map." " Beverly:" "No, look." "We're right here." " Stanley:" "Oh." "You, uh..." "You passed the test." "Heh." "Hey, Tommy, check off "read a map correctly."" " Tommy:" "But there isn't a..." " Stanley:" "Now, if you'll just follow me... ow!" "Gosh!" " Oh, gosh!" " Beverly: [Sighs]" "Astronaut dolphin detective has defeated the space Nazis, but now a stripper is giving birth to his baby." "[Squeaks] Oh, my God!" " He just ate the baby!" " He may be a bad father, but he's the best detective we've got." "[Dance music plays] All anyone ever cares about is sex." "[Moans]" " Talk dirty to me." " Toilet bowls have 3.2 million" " bacteria per square inch." " Huh?" "Breaking news..." "a severe thunderstorm is heading our way." "And last night, I had sex with this girl." "You are a slut." "The cheeseman killed Veronica!" "And..." "I'm done." "Off to the showers." "No!" "The cheeseman..." "[Moaning]" " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " Beverly:" "Here, honey." "This should take pressure off your leg." "Stanley:" "No, thanks, honey." "Come on, Tommy." "How 'bout I show you how to cross a riverrrrrrrrr?" "!" " See you back at camp!" " Beverly: [Sighs]" "[Thunder crashes]|" "Tommy:" "A storm's coming!" " Beverly:" "Get under the tree!" " Tommy:" "But dad said it was" " dangerous during a lightning..." " Beverly:" "Your dad isn't right about everything!" "[Thunder crashes]" " Oh!" " Tommy:" "See!" "Dad was right!" "Beverly: [Sighs] [Thunder crashes]" "Grandpa:" "Sheriff!" "There's been a murder at the campground, and this time, I have a witness!" "Tell him what you saw at the lake." " I saw a naked girl." " Grandpa:" "What?" "!" " Tell him the other thing!" " I can't tell anybody." "Go on." "Nobody keeps a secret from a sheriff." "Isn't that right, Abigail?" " That's right, sheriff." " Grandpa:" "Tell him!" "Okay." "The truth is..." " I'm a virgin." " Grandpa:" "What?" "!" "Now you know the truth!" "[Cackles]" "Grandpa:" "There's been a murder!" "It was Mr. Pi... [Dial tone]" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Ohhhhhhhh!" "[Cackling] Tommy: [Grunting]" "I can't lift it!" "I'll take dad's river shortcut" " to get help back at camp." " Beverly:" "It's not a shortcut!" " Tommy:" "Now, how do you swim?" "!" " Beverly: [Sighs]" " Huh?" "!" " [Echoing] Cheeseman..." " Oh, and hi." " Beverly:" "Cheeseman!" " Tommy:" "Mom!" "Help!" " I'll get you out!" "Beverly:" "No!" "[Grunts]" " Let go of my son, you murderer!" " I was trying to save him!" "Don't believe everything you he-e-e-e-e-e-e-ar!" "Beverly:" "Just give me your hand!" "Tommy:" "Okay." "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "Beverly: [Sighs] [Ominous music continues]" "[Echoing] Mr. Pickles." "Hmm." "This looks like the perfect situation for observation." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Come on." "I'm just looking for a little peace... of ass. [Chuckles]" "Oh!" "What the... oh, no!" "Back hair!" "Can't back out now." "You're doin' this." "What are you doing, man?" "!" "Stop it!" "Aah!" "Oh, my go... aah!" "The cheeseman is rea... ugh!" " [Echoing] Mr. Pickles." " Aah!" "He's here!" "Aaaaaaaah!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Oh!" "The secret's out!" "[Cackles]" " Huh?" "!" " Where is everybody?" " The cheeseman was just here!" " We should split up, then!" "No!" "Hey!" " Wait... you can walk?" " Yeah." "I'm just really lazy." "Aah!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" " Mr. Pickles: [Panting]" " Aah!" "My head hurts!" "[Dramatic music plays]|" "No!" "N-o-o-o-o-o-o!" "[Thunder crashes] [Echoing] Mr. Pickles." "[Moaning] [Cackling]" "Huh?" "!" "It's the cheeseman!" "Stanley: [Groaning]|" "Di-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-e!" "Stanley:" "Hey!" "No!" "No, no, no!" " Stop right there, cheeseman!" " Wha..." "I'm not the cheeseman!" " Ohhhh." " Grandpa:" "It was Mr. Pickles!" " I have a witness!" " Mr. Pickles: [Barking]" "[All gasp]|" "Good boy, Mr. Pickles." "Grandpa:" "Oh, come on!" " Beverly: [Grunts]" " Tommy:" "Hey, dad!" " Look what I caught!" " Stanley:" "Well, that's... ooh." " Tommy:" "This is the cheeseman." " Hey." "How's it going?" " Tommy:" "Can I keep him?" " Stanley:" "I'll kill you!" "Ohhhhh!" "Stanley:" "Got it!" "Little mosquito on your shoulder, dear." "Beverly:" "What would I do without you, honey?" "Sorry, folks." "Campground's closed." "[Crickets chirping]|" "Well, well." "The black guy doesn't die." "Wait!" "These are poisonous!" "You can't get me like that." "Aah!" "[Munches, groans] [Gasps]" "[Thunder crashes] Aah!" "Ha ha!" "I'm-a live forever!" "Let's throw american cheese at him!" "Oh, no!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "This is some bullsh... [Folksy music plays]" "Stanley:" "Only one more thing on our list..." ""see a shooting star."" "You know, I just want to thank you people for accepting me for who I am." "It gets so lonely in the woods." "What a nightmare, you know?" "[Chuckles]|" "Beverly:" "Dinner's ready." "Hey, you dumb bitch!" "I hate cheese!" " Beverly:" "Oh, my!" " Stanley:" "Uh..." "Well, uh..." "You know what?" "I had a nice time today." " How 'bout you, Tommy?" " Tommy:" "I caught a cheeseman and a fish." "Hey?" "Where is my fish?" "Where's the cheeseman?" "[Ominous music plays]" "[Moaning] Oh!" "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, you naughty, little fish!" "Huh?" "Mr. Pickles: [Panting]|" "Mr..."