"O my strong brother, before praying to God..." "I always pray to you so that... you can put my small advice in your thick brains... that, your sister is heading towards her old age, waiting to be married... so before I start graying and have a hunchback, get me married!" "You foolish girl!" "Why have you garIanded his photo when he's alive?" "Mother, he has lost his mind!" "Ask him to get me married!" "Have patience, he will get you married!" " Sure!" " You see, one day my prince will be a very big man!" "Then you see how he gets you married with pomp and splendor!" "Mother, you and brother should stop seeing dreams." "Or, I will quietly eIope with the postman!" " Aren't you ashamed?" " There he comes!" "Maharaj Raja..." "M.A., L.L.B., M.M.B...so many degrees?" "Your son has so many degrees?" "Did you think it was the neighbors?" "Or, has my son added these degrees just like that?" " No, that's not what I meant." " Then what did you mean?" "Seeing his degrees I thought of my useless son!" "That rascal has failed eight times in class eight." " I see!" " His name is also Raja." "So every boy called Raja will have the same destiny like my son's?" "My son is destined to lead a royal life!" " By the way, what does your son do?" " He is a peon in a bank." " I am so sorry to hear this." " Take your letter." "Why are you sorry?" "His son has failed in class eight but is a peon." "But my brother, who has so many degrees... has no job, do you know what he must be doing at the moment?" "What?" "O my benefactor, my philosopher, she is getting old... tell me when my sister will get married?" " tell me what should I do?" " Nephew, don't get disheartened." "Pests and animals are born everyday... but, the king of jungle is born once in a while... and as per my predictions, you are a king... and you are already born!" "I am born but, tell me when will the money be born?" "There is time for that!" " till then what work should I do?" " You will work?" "Have you gone mad?" "You are a king and you want to work?" "A king never works!" "If a king works then what is the difference in him and his subjects?" "You are destined to lead a royal life after one year." "Then, your sister will get married with pomp,... there will be so much music and fireworks... people will feel as if America's war has begun once again!" "Gurudev, how will this day pass?" "Look at the time and do whatever you do." "Don't get involved in anybody's problems... or your stars will get angry... and you will be in deep trouble." " You are right, Gurudev." " Now give me my fees!" "Don't keep kissing me, uncle!" "I don't like these wet kisses!" " That was my fees!" " I don't want to give any fees!" ""I need a companion in the journey of my Iife..." "Mr. KhiIadi is all alone... he needs a Ms. KhiIadi"" "Why does everyone hit me all the time?" "My purse!" "..." "He's running with my purse!" "Thief!" "Is she your sister that you stole her money?" "Don't involve in anybody's troubles or your stars will get angry... and you will faII in deep trouble." "I am in trouble!" "I forgot my Gurudev's advice." "I better run!" " Where is the thief?" " I will not tell you." " I have hidden him." " If you don't tell me then you'II be in trouble." "That's why I will not tell you, my Gurudev has told me... not to get involved in anybody's problems." " You don't get involved, I will get!" " How?" " Get in, you rascal!" " will you kill a kid?" "will you take undue advantage of the uniform you are wearing?" " What did I do?" " tell me about the thief, I will let you go!" "If I tell you his whereabouts, won't I get into trouble?" "constable, why have you locked up my son?" "There comes my mother...mother!" "What happened?" "What offense did you commit?" "He has arrested your son without any offense." "You wretched man!" "May doom fall upon you!" "May you be damned!" "May your uniform catch fire!" "May this police station perish!" "How can you arrest him without any crime?" "Your son has hidden a thief, I asked him where he has hidden him?" "Son, is he saying the truth?" "My naive mother!" "My planetary positions are not right today." " Oh, God!" " My Guru, Sri Chandamama has said that..." "I shouldn't get involved in problems or I will be in deep trouble." "And if I tell him about the thief, I am getting involved." " Nephew!" " There comes my uncle!" "To give a solution to your problem, your uncle has come to the lockup!" "Hi, uncle!" " Hey!" "Who are you?" " Don't you know me?" " No!" " Show me your right hand." "Sir, your right hand is on your right side." " Does your wife hit you?" " Once in a day." "I heard that!" "Sir, your fate lines indicate that you will be a police commissioner!" "But, there is a problem in becoming a commissioner." "But, there is a solution to this problem too." "You will have to offer food to Lord Hanuman on Saturdays." "And you don't have to lock up anybody in the cell on a Sunday." "Today is Sunday!" " Let him go!" " If I let him go, will I become the Commissioner?" " Of course!" " Okay, you come out." " Come, my son!" " Nephew!" "Don't keep kissing me so often!" "My nephew loves me a Iot!" "hello, you are welcome on Doordarshan... you've seen that a boy has come with his parents to see ShaIu... now we have to see if Badri Prasad will like the boy or not?" "Who is he?" "Why is he relaying Doordarshan to us?" "He is Badri Prasad's wife's brother, Pratap." "He used to work for Doordarshan and is jobless now." " hello." " hello!" " Where is Badri Prasad?" " He must be on his way." "What is it?" "Why are you looking at me so shocked?" "You are such a rich man then why are you wearing such ordinary clothes?" "I have enough clothes required to cover my body." "I am a son of the soil, I used to use a plough... then I took up to catching fishes with a basket... my business flourished, I took boats, then ferries... then I bought trawIers and today, with God's mercy, I own 12 trawIers." "I catch fishes and export them... anyway, I have introduced myself... you tell me about yourself, what does the boy do?" "The boy is smart, he knows everything." " He has 200 acres land." " Is it?" "He ploughs it himself?" "No, he has 20 tractors for that." " Oh, so he drives the tractor?" " No, he has 21 drivers for that." "1 is spare...and he has 500 buffaIoes." "Oh!" "So he milks the buffaloes?" "No, he drinks the milk, he has servants to milk the buffaloes." "What if the servants leave the job?" "He'II get another one, they are very rich." "It's a very simple job for him." "Listen, money is always on wheels, it can slip away any minute... after spoiling such people." "If he loses his wealth, how will he take care of his family?" "I don't want a son in law who is living off his ancestral wealth!" "I want someone who can earn his two meals with his hard work." "I want such a son in law, not someone like him!" "And such shameless people, inspite of hearing this, they are here... ask them to leave!" "We are going!" "You don't know how to dress up... and you want to teach us how we should behave?" "If your son is stripped and left out in the open world... then all his life, he will not be able to buy an underwear for himself." " Go away from here!" " We are going!" "please leave...keep moving ahead!" "If you get such people again then you too will leave with them!" "I?" "!" "..." "Look, they have left..." "Did you see, Badri Prasad rejected this boy.... now we have to see if Badri Prasad likes some boy or ShaIu... will choose a boy for herself." "So from now, we begin our episodes on `ShaIu's love story' !" "So, we shall meet again in the next episode." "Nephew...dear nephew!" "Sir, did you see my nephew..." "Nephew!" "Hey!" "You are busy pumping iron here!" "uncle, you are here?" "Have you come to reduce your paunch?" "No, I have come to tell you that till 12 noon... don't make an attempt to fight anyone... or, you will get into trouble." "Why should I have a fight with anybody?" "You are right!" "ShaIu, why are you so crazy about Amitabh?" " He is unmatchable!" " That's true." "I've seen his film `Deewar' 25 times." "I too am his great fan!" "I watch all his films, first day, first show." "Amitabh is incomparable!" "Wow!" "What a beautiful body!" "But what's the point of such a body if it's not in good hands?" "Wow!" "Such beautiful cheeks." "But, what's the point of such cheeks when pretty hands cannot hit them?" " Where is she?" " Peter, you are looking for me  I'm looking for you." "These are they gym keys, keep it in your pocket..." "I will open the lock after I remove these keys from your pocket." "Keep it!" "Nephew, didn't Amitabh Bachchan use these words in the film `Deewar'?" "Isn't he the one who roamed around with a badge of the number 786?" "Yes, he is the one!" "What's your problem?" "well done!" "You have started a wrestling match here!" "Keep watching for more!" "Nephew, she jumps too!" "Hey!" "This mister is doing yoga!" "What are you watching?" "Hit him!" "No, nephew!" "You have to control your fist till 12 noon!" "control yourself!" "Go away or I will hit you a Iot!" "Catch her!" "Run!" "Give me a kiss, just like english films." "O Lord!" "Save this helpless girl's honor for next 3 minutes... after that, my nephew will change his fate!" "will you kill the kid?" "Leave her!" " Which form of exercise is this?" " It's called `rape exercise'." " Leave me, uncle!" " Nephew, 2 minutes are left." "1 minute more." "half a minute more." "10 seconds left, get ready to wage a war!" " As you say, Gurudev!" " May you gain victory!" "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two... one, attack!" " Shut up, I'm raping her." " She will die!" "You need not worry, I am with you!" " What's your name?" " My name is..." "I cannot see!" "Boys!" "I cannot see anything, get him here!" "wonderful move!" "Go out from here and come in from there!" "You've changed the fate!" "Nephew, he is going!" "Come in front!" "Nephew!" "You are wonderful!" "Friends, this wrestling match comes to an end here." "Jai Hind!" "Listen, Mr. KhiIadi..." "my name is ShaIu." "What is your name?" " What do you do?" " I was not doing anything till now." "But, I will rule this state, after one year." "But, we are a democratic country, how will you be the king?" "She wants to take the life of a child!" "Nephew, the way Meneka thwarted Vishwamitra's penance... this woman too will thwart your penance." "I mean to say don't fall for her words... or, you will never be a king!" " Listen..." " Don't listen!" "Let's go!" ""Neither on Monday nor on Tuesday, neither on Wednesday nor Thursday"" ""Come in the middle of the night"" ""Come home on Fridays... on that day I am alone at home... come home and kiss me"" ""call me home on Fridays... on that day, I am in a good mood... call me home and get a kiss"" ""What will you do on a Friday, O, do tell me what will you do?"" ""I will love you a Iot"" ""You faII for me, I will faII for you"" ""My heart beats fast"" ""I feel like doing something but, I am scared"" ""Don't be stubborn on a Friday, keep up to your promise"" ""If daddy mummy come here, tell me what will you do?"" ""I will tell daddy that your daughter is very sweet..." "I will tell mummy to become my mother in law"" ""your talks are interesting, you are the hero of my heart"" "" But today is Sunday, so please excuse me"" ""It's a Friday, don't be stubborn, keep up to your promise"" "Leave me, this is not a place to romance." "Romance on sly is done in the backyard of the house or the car." "Let us get married, I will sit on the front seat and horn in a way... that the whole world will know!" " Then why aren't you getting married?" " First let me romance!" "Because, after that we will get no time to romance." " uncle!" " Hey!" "Hide quickly!" " uncle, where is the car keys?" " Here it is!" " Where is the car going?" " ShaIu is driving it." "That car's brakes have failed, that is why it was here!" "Oh, my God!" " What will happen to my ShaIu?" " What about the boot of the car?" " God, save my ShaIu!" " God, don't save the boot!" "Listen, which bus will go to Juhu Church?" "Be away from the shadow of an unmarried woman!" " I don't know." " What is the time?" " I don't know!" " You are wearing a watch... and you don't know the time?" " Stay away from me!" "I don't want to talk to you!" "Mummy, daddy bought an ice cream for me!" "Eat it, son." "Married woman!" "I have no danger from you!" "You wanted to know the time, it's half past one... and 5 number bus will go to..." " What are you doing?" " Stay away, I don't want anything!" " Don't be afraid of me!" "My line is clear, you are a married woman!" "How is your line clear if she is a married woman?" "Hey!" "Stand in the queue, she is a married woman, I have no problems." " But, I have a problem with you!" " So what can I do?" " Because, she is my wife!" " Is he your husband?" " Yes." " hello." "Hey, stop!" "Look in the front and run!" "Come fatso, come after me!" "Come on, chase me!" "Come on!" " Hey!" "What are you doing?" " Getting down!" "killed me!" " Sir..." " Come." "I want your statement." "She took my Iife, you take my statement!" "The girl against whose car you met with an accident... was it her fault?" " No, it was my fault!" "obviously it was her fault!" "Sir, have you seen my nephew?" " No!" " uncle!" " Nephew!" " slow down, uncle!" " What state are you in!" "I've told you to be away from the shadow of an unmarried woman." "Now listen, if you want to be a king then don't tell him that... it was the girl's fault." " Why?" " Give me your ear." " I cannot come forward." "Let me tell you once more." " What are you whispering?" " Inspector, it was my fault." "Instead of running on the footpath, if I run on the middle of the road.." "then a car is bound to dash against me!" " But you just said..." " My head is not working because it's hurt." "Now that my uncle is here, my head is functioning fine!" "apologize to that girl on my behalf." " Strange man!" " I am!" " How was it?" " Nephew, I feel like taking my fees..." "Don't keep kissing me!" "Inspector, you have seen the iron in the rods of the lockup... but you have not seen the strength of my courage!" "Put me in shackles, build up an iron wall around me... but, I will break all the walls." "child...are you alright?" "Your child is strong, daddy!" "I heard on the phone that you are very serious." "I am not serious, he is!" "Why are you referring to this man so affectionately?" " Who is he?" " The one who dashed against my car." "Perhaps, he is my would be husband." "What?" "uncle, what are you seeing like this?" "You are not hurt but tell me, is the behind of the car hurt?" " Where behind?" " Niece, I am not talking about your back." "I am talking about the car, is the back of the car hurt?" " Just shut up!" " I am very tensed!" " Is the backside hurt?" " If you talk more, I'II put you in!" "If the backside is hurt, what will I do in the future?" " shall I hit him?" " Go ahead!" "constable, Iet Ms. ShaIu out." " Here is the car keys." " Inspector, how is the boot?" " Whose boot?" " How is my boot?" " Your boot?" " Open quickly!" "I Ieft you fair inside, how did you come out dark?" "Mr. Raja has given a statement that it was his fault, not yours." "He has even apologized to you." "What?" "It is my fault and he is apologizing to me?" "Saw that daddy, he is such a decent man!" "How is he now?" "Before giving him an injection, tell me are you a Miss or a Mrs.?" " What?" " I mean to say that, are you married or unmarried?" " I'm unmarried." " uncle, this lady will take the life of this child!" "She is unmarried, I don't want an injection from her, ask her to go!" "You please leave, we have an objection on the injection." "Okay, I will send the doctor but, you please take this tablet." " Give it to me." " You can go now." " uncle, give me the pill." " No, wait!" " Why?" " It's 12.01 , your bad phase has passed away." "Now you can have this tablet." "I've given you a tablet now what will you give me?" "I'II give you everything but, don't ask for a kiss!" "alright!" "She's here, uncle!" "please don't get up..." "Hey!" "You are hurt a Iot!" " Go away from here." " You really are very great." "You took my blame on your head." " He has taken it on his entire body!" " please take these flowers." "I don't want any flowers!" "Go away!" "please accept these flowers from me." "uncle, ask her to leave, I don't want any flowers!" " please go away!" " I won't until you don't take these flowers!" " alright then I will go away!" " Hey!" "Where are you going?" "In this episode you are seeing that my dear niece... has not eaten anything, she has stifled the neck of the pillow... and is sitting in the garden, breaking away the innocent grass!" "A human being commits this offense only two times in his life... one, when he is carrying a Iarge debt... and second, when he or she is in love!" " uncle!" " But here it looks like she has fallen in love!" " Who is he?" " I am in love with the one who dashed against my car." "Very good!" "Now you will get married." "Your father will become lonely only then, he'II think about my marriage." "Don't joke uncle, I am serious." " Have you met him?" " I did go to meet him." "I took some flowers but, he did not even talk to me properly." "How could he?" "You should not take flowers for a sick man... you must take fruits, next time you take fruits for him." "Fruits?" "!" "..." "alright, I will take fruits for him." "will Raja accept ShaIu's oranges and sweet limes?" "And if he does then will he eat them?" "Let's see this in the next episode of the serial `ShaIu's love story'." " Why have you come here?" " I am sorry about yesterday." "I shouldn't have thrown those flowers on you!" " Threw..." "What is this?" " These are fruits." "There are apples, oranges, bananas and the strawberries fell down." " Now will you throw these fruits on me?" " Not at all!" "If you eat them, you will regain your health very soon." "I don't want to be!" "I know you will hit me with your car once again!" "I know, you want to kill me!" " God forbid, I will never..." " God is not forbidding." "It is you who wants me to die but, I will not!" "please don't say that, you are not well, please sit down!" " please sit..." " Don't touch me!" " I am just..." " Don't touch me!" ""I am walking, I am in need of a car..." "I need a companion in the journey of my Iife..." "Mr. KhiIadi is alone, I need Ms. KhiIadi for myself"" ""I am walking, I am in need of a car..." "I need a companion in the journey of my Iife..." "Ms. KhiIadi is alone, I need a Mr. KhiIadi for myself"" ""How can I spend my youth alone?"" ""Neither there is a girl nor any money in my Iife"" "" Boys line up outside my house... but, the one who is the best, has yet not come"" ""On a snow laden peak, a girl may be waiting for me on the other side"" ""The guy may be a player but, she should possess a car"" ""I am a bachelor, I am looking for a single woman"" ""I am looking for a gambler who can win my heart"" ""I am looking for a girl who will steal my heart in one look"" ""I am looking for a guy who will take my sleep and take care of me"" ""I know there is someone like that but, where she is I don't know"" ""This is such a strange place, I am alone, I fear people"" ""I am a bachelor, I am looking for a single woman"" ""I am looking for a gambler who will win my heart"" "What a strange man!" "He is holding a beautiful girl in his arms... and is sleeping instead of romancing her!" "Wake up!" "I am sleeping next to you?" "!" "please leave me!" "Why do you wish to kill a kid?" " Leave me, I am already injured!" " darling, please don't leave me!" "uncle...!" " What is it, niece?" " uncle, he does not give me a lift." " So what now?" " There is only one way." "Daddy and you go to his house and talk about my marriage with him!" "alright but, what work does the hero of our serial do?" " He doesn't do any work." " He is like our Government!" "Dear niece, any father in this world would not want... a jobless groom for his daughter." "You do one thing, get him a job in your father's factory." "After that, we will talk about marriage." "will ShaIu be able to trap Raja in the snare of her love?" "will Raja agree to take up this job?" "will Badri Prasad give Raja a job?" "Let us wait and see it in the next episode of `ShaIu's love story'." "May I come in?" "The time of charity is over, now I shall rest!" " Come tomorrow." " Your highness, I have come to talk in your interest." " You?" " Yes, me!" " I have got a good news for you." " And what is the good news?" "I have come here to offer you a job, your highness." " Oh, God!" " Is this is a good news or a bad news?" "You will lose your senses when you hear about the salary." "Mother, your son will earn 5,000/- a month!" "Rs. 5,000/-!" "Heard that?" "After a year I will donate that amount to my servants!" " Okay, eat." " You've got a job sitting at home and you're refusing?" "You will have to take up this job!" "Or, that miIkman is ready, I will elope with him." "Mother, she wants to elope with a milkman!" "You shut up!" ".." "Listen son, it's a matter of an year... take up this job, get her married and pack her off... then let me see who stops you!" "alright mother, I will listen to you." "But, history will be a witness that... the king took up a petty job for the sake of his sister!" "Hey!" "tell me, where is this job?" "Come on, dreamer!" " I will surely be the king!" " Excuse me, is your name Raja?" " Do you want to change my name?" " No, the boss is calling." " Ask him to wait!" " What?" "I should ask the boss to wait?" "It's not a good time to meet him, what is his star sign?" "He is a Cancerian." " He is a Cancer." " No, he is a Cancerian." "It all means the same!" "It's a very strong zodiac sign, they mete out atrocities on employees." "I suggest you should pack up and leave this job!" "Hey you, in the shorts!" "Go charlie, get me a glass of cold water!" "Okay sir, I will get it for you." "He is Cancer and I am Liberian, there is bound to be a clash!" " Water!" " Don't you have manners how to offer water?" "You will remain mannerIess all your life!" "Hey!" "Isn't he the same?" "He has put pictures of his employees?" "He doesn't want anyone to cast an evil eye on his office, right?" "Your boss is far sighted." "Do you have a tongue in your mouth or a race horse, you talk non stop!" "Show me your hand!" "The bad time is over, ask your boss to interview me in next 10 minutes.." "because, I have no time after that." "Come on, hurry up." "This is Mr. Badri Prasad, he will interview you." " He is the boss?" " Yes!" "I don't want to work here!" " Why don't you want to work?" " Have you seen your attire?" "I don't work with beggars!" "alright, I will change my attire for your sake... but, how much salary will you take?" "You can give me 10,000" " will that much be sufficient?" " Okay, give me 12,000" "I am feeling sorry for you, that's all!" "What time will you come for the job?" " What time does the office shut?" " At 5 p.m." "I'II be here at 4.45 p.m." "I feel like cutting off your tongue and hanging it as a tie!" "Even I feel like making an underwear out of your tongue!" "I am quiet because of my sister and that's why I am here for a job!" "Even I am quiet because of my daughter or you'd be in a state... that you'd never forget!" "You will have to give me a bond of one year!" "I'II not make it for a year, it will be for 1 1 months and 27 days." " Why?" " Because, after an year, all this will belong to me!" "I will give you a peon's job then." " You'II have to wear full pants." " Watchman!" "Throw him out!" "Going!" "Do you want to kill a kid?" "Wants to be the boss!" "After a year, this will be mine, you'II be a peon!" "Oh God, I don't know whether he will be the boss or not... but, the other man will surely become a peon!" "You are right, a young daughter always weighs on the mind of a father!" "But it's not a weight that someone can lift and throw it away!" "AII I meant was that the man you wish to get married to... is a useless man, he doesn't even have a job!" "As far as earning is concerned, if you'd give him that job... then he would start earning from today itself!" "He is the one who likes to be at home and dream." "AII he thinks is astrology, such a man can never do any work!" "Daddy, you have misunderstood my Raja." "He is very naive and simple." "Once I get married to him and he gets responsibility of a family... he will stop visiting astrologers." "Very good, here I am criticizing him and you're praising him?" "Daddy, I am in love with him." "So, shall I consider this as your consent?" "I will keep you unmarried all your life... but, I will never let you marry that useless man!" "This is strange!" "Inspite of explaining so much, you're refusing." "Now I wonder what I will do?" " What will you do?" " Come on." " Where?" " You have bought a new car of me." " Let's go for a drive." " What has a drive got to do with this matter?" "Come on daddy, please." " But, you tell me what is the matter?" " Come on, you'II enjoy!" "I think you both are going for a drive in the new car." " uncle, will you come?" " Not until you drive it first." " You can go ahead." " What did he mean?" "Let's go for a drive." "will ShaIu be able to drive?" "And even if she will drive... then will she be able to control and if she does... then will Badri Prasad be able to walk on his feet..." "let us watch it in the next episode of `ShaIu's love story'." "Daddy, will you get me married to Raja or not?" "I will die but, I will never do that!" "Be careful!" "Hey!" "Are you driving for a circus?" "I give you one more chance...think again!" " About what?" " will you get me married?" " Where did this come from?" " I picked it while driving." "Have you gone crazy?" " Hey!" "Stop the car!" " Is the breeze cool out there?" "I didn't come here for breeze, I came for my treatment." "please take her to a mental asylum!" " Have you gone mad?" " It's yet not late, daddy." " You have just lost the doors." " This was a new car!" "Hey, old man!" "Ask her to stop, I am still not married." "My only two kidneys have failed... old man, ask her to stop!" "Ask her to stop!" "Is she your daughter or who is she?" "What shall I do?" "Daddy, fasten your seat belt, the plane is about to take off!" " Have you gone mad?" " alright then!" " The bonnet has gone!" " Are you driving in the well of death?" "Now only the roof is remaining!" "Daddy, one last final chance or it's a total loss!" " What are you doing?" " No?" "Who were they?" "Which planet did they belong to?" "You idiots!" "How could you leave me and go away?" "I trusted you and your ambulance!" "What did you think I was?" "Move this away!" "We are home!" "So daddy...here...what do you think now?" "shall I consider this as your consent?" " What consent?" " For my marriage with Raja." "alright, I give my consent!" " Just get me out of the car." " That way, daddy." "You are here too?" "Why are you after me?" "tell your father that I will be a king after one year... then, I too will have servants, cars and luxuries!" " I'II give your father a peon's job." " alright!" "Why are you getting angry?" "Whether you become a king or not... you are the hero of my heart!" " Listen..." " What?" " Can I sit here?" " Sit!" " Can I lie down next to you?" " Lie!" "Can I keep my hand..." "on your shoulder?" "Keep!" " Can I kiss you?" " Yes, do it quickly!" " Now can I sing a song?" " Go ahead!" ""How can you build a bungalow?"" ""You cannot buy a car for me"" ""You cannot afford to take me out"" ""Forget it, Iet it be"" ""Let me be seen on the screen"" ""Let me become a hero"" ""Then you see the magic I work"" ""honestly, you look like a zero, who will make you a film hero?"" ""The day my fate will shine... that day, I will hold your hand and walk down the aisle"" ""This is a way of getting into my heart, don't sweet talk with me"" ""Let things work out"" ""Let me come on the television"" ""Then you see the magic I work"" ""One day my dream will come true..." "I will possess a bungalow at PaIi hill"" ""I will be draped in silks... we will own a fleet of cars"" ""We shall have bungalow and cars, Iet my fate shine upon me"" ""Let my photo get published"" ""Let me get famous"" ""Then you see the magic I work"" " Stay away." "Don't come behind me!" " What happened?" "You were just singing a song and having fun so, what happened?" "Now I've come to my senses, I know the reason of my doom!" " Who and where is it?" " In front of me, move away!" "How can it be me?" "What did I do?" "I Iove you, Raja." "Don't be silly!" "Get married to a rich man as per your status." "And forget about me, I am going to be a king after a year..." "I'II have girls queuing up for me and if I decide to get married... then I will get married to a princess of some kingdom." "I am not crazy that I will marry you!" " Niece!" " uncle!" " What is the matter?" " Raja has refused to marry me." " What can we do?" " For the first lasttimehe hasdoneawisething." "What I was going to do, he has done it." "Daddy, if I marry, I will marry only him!" "child, I have raised you up with love like a princess... to see this day?" "Have I not showered any happiness on you?" "Look there...that statue is for two hundred thousand rupees." "This bed, chandelier, they all cost 2.5 million." "AII these accessories in your room, it costs 5 millions!" "Did I do all this to see such a day?" "And the room must be worth another 5 millions." "Is it?" "..." "Just a minute." "child, you must not shoot your father over trivial matters!" "I know that..." "Daddy, the house where there is no love... what is the point of having such statues ther" "There goes two hundred thousand rupees!" "The house which has no brightness, why should a chandelier be there?" "There goes the light of eighty thousand!" "And what's the point of having exhibits here?" "There goes the fish tank!" " Have you gone mad?" " Now I am getting angry!" " What are you doing?" " I shall kill myself, daddy!" " Get me married to Raja or..." " alright, stop it!" "You win I lose, you will get married to him, alright?" "But daddy, Raja has refused to marry me." "What are you doing?" "It is easy to change his refusal to his consent!" " Are you happy?" " Very happy!" " shall we go?" " Come on!" "will Raja agree to marry... and how, Iet's see this in the next episode of `ShaIu's love story'" "gentlemen, what is the purpose of doing this to my weak, feeble, body?" "Didn't you tell Raja that he is going to become a king?" "You talk about other's future, do you know your own future?" " Do you know what will happen next minute?" " What does it mean?" "If you say you will be alive for next 20 years, I will behead you!" "And if you say that you will die now then I am going to kill you anyway!" "But tell me, what am I supposed to do?" "You have to match my daughter's horoscope with Raja's." "How is it possible?" "I have asked him to be away from girls." "Now you get them close or this sword will take you away from life!" "No, please ask your sword not to do that!" "Then do as I say or you will lose your life!" " Do you agree?" " alright, I agree." " shall I move the sword?" " please do." "uncle, it's six and half months, when will I be the king?" "Your wait has ended, my nephew..." "I have matched a girl's horoscope with yours... it's so perfect that it seems it's made on the edge of a sword!" "If you marry her, you'II become an emperor!" "Who is she?" "I don't care if she is lame, dark, blind, Iet me see her!" " Hey!" "She is ShaIu!" " She is a very nice girl." "She is after me and I didn't pay attention to her because of you." "Then hurry up now, go to her, get married and become a king!" "For the first time I have lied to him because of that sword!" ""O driver, ride the cart slowly, my hair fIies..." "This is your sister in laws photo!" " I am going." " What are you doing, brother?" "hold this!" "..." "I've found my wife!" "If I go on the cycle I will reach her faster!" " Brother!" " Leave me, for my sake, leave me!" "I said you go inside and leave the cycle!" "Here I come!" "Raja Babu has arrived!" "Is anyone there to welcome me?" " Get me a chair." " Stop screaming out like a vendor." " And stand straight with respect." " It's you who will respect me now." " After all, I am your son in law!" " Is it so?" " Who gave you this right?" " Your daughter!" " There she is!" " Hey!" "What do you have on your face?" "I was shaving and I...may I sit?" " please sit." " Can I come closer to you?" " Come." " Can I keep my hand on you?" "Yes." " Can I kiss you?" " Yes, you can." " How dare you do in front of me?" " Raja, are you alright?" " Why did you hit me?" " I will chop off your neck!" "There's a condition before marriage,... you have to give one hundred thousand rupees!" "Daddy, the girl's side give dowry, they don't take." " Is it?" "..." "Get out!" " Listen to me first!" "I will give you the money, first you fix the wedding date." " No, first the money then the date." " You are such a strange man!" " First fix the wedding date." " No, first the money then the date!" " What is it?" " Agree to what he says or..." "Okay but, if you don't give me cash of one hundred thousand rupees... then I will not let the nuptials take place!" " Move...." "ShaIu..." " Hey!" "talk to me, what are you doing there?" "I will not clap my hand with yours, get out!" "Ask him not to get friendly with me..." "That you will have to!" "Aren't you tensed thinking from where you will get the money?" "I have only one fifty rupees or I would have given it to you." "But listen, won't your relatives and friends attend your wedding?" "How is this amount connected to them?" "They can solve your problem." "Won't they give you hundred, two hundred, in an envelope?" "And you can collect one hundred thousand rupees!" "Just think!" "Hey, uncle!" "You've explained the essence of the matter in one go!" "will every guest attending Raja's wedding give him an envelope?" "will there be money in the envelope?" "will Raja be able to collect one hundred thousand rupees?" "Let us see this in the next episode of `ShaIu's love story'" "Mother!" "..." "I have got a good news!" " Oh, mother!" " What's the good news, son?" "Mother, I have fixed the marriage." "God bless you, son!" "And look at you, you just keep fighting with your brother!" "Mother, God bless my brother!" "Listen to me now, I want to print 1 ,000 cards." "What will you do with so many cards?" "Listen, if I give one card, I will get back 100 rupees." "And thus, if I give 1 ,000 cards, I will collect Rs. 1 ,00,000/-... and when I get that amount, I will give it to that beggar." "Listen brother, you can abuse me as much as you want but not them!" "Listen to her!" "He is my father in law, why is she getting upset?" " Your father in law?" " What is he saying?" " Who is getting married?" " Mother, I am getting married!" "How can you do that son, your young unmarried sister is at home... and you have fixed your marriage?" "Mother, only when I get married, will she get married." "And please, don't add to my tension." "I have to print the cards and then sell them." "Don't you get happy hearing anything?" " You always keep crying!" " Mother!" "You keep quiet!" "My Raja is very intelligent." " He must have thought of something!" " Rubbish!" "Buy a wedding invite, just for Rs. 100/-!" "Lunch in 5 star hotel, only for Rs. 100/-!" "Hey, wait!" "Which newspaper is sold for Rs. 100/-?" "It's my wedding card for Rs. 100/-, get your family and eat in a 5 star!" " In a 5 star hotel?" " It's the best opportunity of your life!" "Just get a hundred rupee note...yes, coming!" "Here, take this." " Are you bathing?" " Who is it?" "Let me bathe first!" "Sir, you can bathe all your life... but, if you lose this opportunity, you will repent all your life!" "It's my wedding invite, get your family along... there will be lot of food, do come and get a hundred rupee note." "Sir, don't think of this card as your towel and wipe your body." "You can wipe your body with this envelope." "Come on, Iet's go!" "There, I found someone!" "..." "uncle, why are you calling the porter?" "Give me that bag..." "Oh!" "I am such a fool, take this." "Put a hundred rupee note in an envelope and get aunt for my wedding!" " But, we don't know you!" " You don't have to know me!" "My mother said that our far off relatives were coming, so I am here!" " Come on now." " Hey!" "Lay off!" "I am helping you out, I am not taking away anything." "I am just taking hundred rupees and giving you food of 5 star hotel." "Do you wish to kill a kid now?" "You can assume you have given money to the porter, now hurry up!" "I have to distribute more cards, hurry up!" "uncle, you get the cycle, come on, loosen up!" "half the cards are distributed, I wish I would find a good party..." " What happened?" " My father passed away." " He mustn't have lived up to 100?" " No, he completed 102." "Oh God, you are so merciless!" "But son, don't get disheartened." "Not everyone is destined to happiness." "It's my nephews wedding on the 15th... your father had promised that he would attend his wedding." "Now that he is not alive, you have to fulfill his promise." " please come for the wedding." " talk about the hundred rupees." "Oh yes!" "Son, underline one more point... get one hundred rupees, your father's soul will rest in peace." "alright, now you go this way and we will take that road." "uncle, I have given 40 cards here!" "Now only your card is left." " I don't need a card." " You do, I'II take Rs, 100/- from you too!" "alright, if I give money then I will take my fees too!" "Don't keep kissing me!" "You give these dirty wet kisses so often!" "Hey priest, stop it!" "This wedding cannot take place!" " What are you saying?" " You were supposed to give me the money." " You have not so, the wedding is canceled." " Give me the mike!" "Give me that mike...here!" "Ladies and gentlemen, due to some unavoidable circumstances... this wedding is canceled, we are sorry for the inconvenience... this ends today's program, thank you!" "will you kill the kid?" "As the nuptials will get over, people will start giving me money..." "I will collect that money and give it to you." "Why will they give you money?" "They will give me wedding gift." "Oh, I see!" "You could not earn with your hard work... that is why you want to take donation from them and get married?" "I will not let this wedding take place, cancel it!" " How can you cancel it?" " uncle!" " Yes?" " please get some fuel and match sticks." " alright." " But, whom do you want to set on fire?" " myself!" "Your daughter wants to commit suicide!" " shall I give her the fuel?" " Shut up!" "child, why do you want to commit suicide?" "It's better I die rather than going back without getting married!" "alright, you do as you please!" "Let the wedding take place." "Sir, I have done what you told me to do... then why are you welcoming me like this?" "Nephew, hold this sword." " What's this for?" " When the kings get married.... they hold a sword in their hand." "If you hold it, you will become a king." " alright then!" " You are looking very nice!" "Stop kissing me!" "Why do you keep giving me these wet kisses?" "Hurry up, fatso!" "Friends, are you enjoying the wedding?" " Yes!" " tell us, why is the groom holding a sword in his hand?" "That's because, the groom had made a vow... a known sage told him that... if he cuts of the right hand of 200 guests and offers to the God... he will be renowned in this world and will become the king." "You mean that when we go to give him his present... he will cut off our right hand?" "Yes, you go that right!" "Don't say that to anybody or before your hand is cut... he will chop off my neck!" "What happened?" "..." "Hey!" "will you read out all the vows in my wedding?" "Stop all this and start the program of receiving cash!" "Ladies and gentlemen, now you can come and give gifts to the couple." "Come on, everyone!" "Stop looking at your right hands, give your gifts now." " Uncle!" " Yes, nephew." "Sir, congratulations, where is my fees?" "Will you kill the kid, you fatso?" "I didn't get anything and you are asking for fees?" "Let me have my nuptial night, till then you have this apple!" "Oh!" "So you are acting tough on our nuptial night?" "Neither did you wait for your husband nor did you kiss him... nor did you offer milk and are lying down like this?" "And, how come you have become so fat?" "You are excited about our nuptial night!" "What nuptial night are you talking about?" "You are imitating your father's voice." "This is no imitation, it is reality!" "What are you doing here?" " You have to give me money?" " What money?" " One hundred thousand rupees." " What hundred thousand rupees?" "You aren't ashamed of taking money from your son in law on this day?" "You idiot!" "You promised to give me this money before marriage." "You did not fulfill it, you promised that before the marriage vows... you'd give the money but, you changed." "Now I will not change, please." " l will give it after the nuptial night." " Shut up!" " l said I'll give, please!" " Get lost!" "Only when a thousand liars must have died, you were born!" "Settle my account or get lost from here." "Which bank will be open now?" "I will give it to you!" "You cannot afford to buy poison and you are talking about a bank?" " Take it tomorrow morning." " Tomorrow morning?" " Promise!" "You will give me?" "..." "Alright then!" "He is still here!" " Let me have my nuptial night?" " When have you promised the money?" " Tomorrow." " Then have your nuptial night tomorrow." "What's all this?" "Daddy, what are you doing here?" "He is building a wall of money between you and me!" " Daddy, you are ruining your daughter's..." " With petrol!" " You have so much money and yet..." " He begs from his son in law." " Will you let me talk?" " Okay, you talk!" "Listen you rascal, if you touch her without giving me the money... then I will cut off your hands." "Atleast let him drink the milk." "Why give him milk, it's not a snake festival today." "He is just too much!" "What will you do if I don't give you the money?" "Hold this!" ".." "If I catch your neck and throw you out.... then what will you do?" "Listen to me, daddy!" "People generally push the groom inside the bride's chamber... and you are throwing the groom out of the bride's chamber!" "Why are you doing this to me?" "Let me explain, son, if you don't give me the money... and try to even step into my compound... then I will catch your neck and throw you out." " Ask me how?" " Here I go?" "..." "How?" "Will Raja have his nuptial night?" "Will Badri Prasad let him have his nuptial night without the money?" "What will Shalu do?" "Will she have the nuptial night... or become a widow in a white sari?" "To see this, let's meet after the break, with tea, water and juice!" "Uncle, I am doomed!" "After marriage, such pranks look good with your wife, not your uncle!" " Take this and go back to her!" " Stop kissing me, uncle!" " l am tensed." " Now why are you tensed?" "That old man is not letting me have my nuptial night!" "He says he wants the money, after that will he allow the nuptial night!" "You mean you did not have your nuptial night?" " No!" " That's a very bad news!" " What do you mean?" " lf you don't have your nuptial night... then your stars of becoming a king will always be in danger!" " What do I do?" " Do anything but, have you nuptial night!" " Do you have an idea?" " Give me your ear for the idea!" "Uncle!" " Do it!" " l am not a pervert." "Why doesn't this boy ever kiss me?" "There, I have found my Shalu!" "It's me, Raja!" " Raja, you...?" "!" " Keep quiet or your old man will come!" " Tell me something, Shalu." " Yes, dear husband." "Why am I going reverse?" "When I cannot bear dirty fishes outside, how can I keep them at home?" "You tell me something, do you hover around the room 24 hours?" "Yes, a young girl's father is like a watchman of the Taj Mahal!" "He has the fear that some vile man may dirty the Taj Mahal!" "Stop it daddy, he is my husband!" "Yes daddy, stop it, I am her husband!" "You still don't have the licence of being her husband." "When you give the money, you'll get the licence." "Why do you just keep asking for money all the time?" "What do we lack?" "I mean, what do you lack?" "I lack one hundred thousand rupees!" "Daddy, you want to separate a couple for this petty amount?" "Daddy, from where will he get so much money?" "I don't care but, until he doesn't give the money, he cannot meet you!" "Hey, someone!" "Throw him out!" "Going!" "Why do you ask me to leave in the old style, try something new!" "I am going!" "..." "Look at this new style!" " What is this new style?" " lt's your son in laws style!" "Okay, hit me with your slipper!" "Son, everyone around is asking me... where is your daughter in law?" "You tell me son, what do I answer them?" "Simple, tell them I have vowed that until my sister doesn't get married... I will not get my wife home." "Anyway, that old woman has crossed her 20's." "If I depend on you, I will cross 60 too!" " There come the old woman!" " l have stopped depending on you!" "I trust that Pantya now." "Who Pantya?" "..." "Isn't he the one who cuts my hair?" "Atleast he will feed me two meals and clothes to cover myself." "I will tear his clothes!" "Don't talk rubbish!" "Why don't you tell her?" "Her brother is a king and husband a barber?" " Keep your mouth shut!" " You don't worry about me." "The debtors are waiting outside, you worry about them!" "Yes son, what will you tell them?" "Mother, will they kill a kid?" " l will chop them into pieces!" " Oh God!" " You've forgotten us?" "I played the band." " And I got the horse." " l am the sweet maker." " And I am the decorator!" "Sir, I read out your wedding nuptials." "And I printed your wedding cards." "And you are asking why we are crowding here?" "For whom did you do all this?" "For your wedding!" "For my wedding!" "Do you know the meaning of marriage?" "It means that after marriage, the bride comes to the groom's house." "The couple has a nuptial night..." "You wretched men... neither did I have a nuptial night nor did my bride come home." "We don't care, we want our money!" "Will you kill a kid, fatso?" "Do one thing, get my wife here, I will give you your money." "Let's all go and get money from that old man!" "Wait!" "I will go on the horse and you all will walk behind me!" " Okay!" " Wait!" "The band will follow me." " Okay!" " Wait...okay, let's go!" "Get the mare here!" "Come and get your money!" ""What?"" ""l have totally flipped for you"" ""l shall never part from you"" ""l love you, O my beloved, I want to take you with me"" ""l have totally flipped for you"" ""l shall never part from you"" ""l love you, O my beloved, I want to take you with me"" ""l belong to you 1002/2, I swear it upon my love"" ""l shall never betray you, I mean it 10002/2"" ""l agree that you belong to me 1002/2.... but you are a smooth talker, what if your words don't prove true?"" ""l don't eye other women, I have no string of affairs"" ""My gaze is fixed on you, there is nobody else besides you"" ""The guys are crazy about me but, I have fallen for you.." "you have made me crazy about you working your charm on me"" ""People cry in love"" ""Lovers part in love, you will know my worth.... only when you fall love someone the way I love you"" " Raja, you?" "!" " Your father will not let us be together on land." "So I thought of meeting you in water!" "You are great!" " So, let's hug each other." " Come on!" " Where did you land from?" " From up!" " Who gave you the news?" " The fishes!" " Are they your aunts?" " Yes, they are!" "What do you want?" "Do you want to kill a kid?" " What do you want tell me?" " Okay, don't cry!" "I will have mercy on you today." "Don't give me the entire amount together, give in 4 installments." "With the first 25,000/- you can enter my house." "With the next 25,000/- you can eat your meals with her." "With the third installment, you can touch her like this." "And with the final installment, she becomes your wife!" "After that, whatever..." " Leave her!" " Can I have my nuptial night?" " You can!" " What if I give the fourth installment first?" "What if I make that fourth installment into the entire amount?" "Just ask for money and slip away like a slippery fish!" "You think you can get your way?" "Get out from here!" "I am going, don't touch me!" "Shalu, I will see you again!" "I said I am going!" "Where are you?" "Good riddance of bad rubbish!" "Never!" "You can never get rid of me!" " Come child, he will not leave us!" " Come...hit me!" "Where are you going, fatso?" "You keep hitting me all the time!" "Badri Prasad has eased off Raja's problem... he has asked for four installments of twenty five thousand but... will Raja be able to pay the installments... and if yes, then how?" "Will the buffalo be in water or drown?" "Let us see it in the next episode of `Shalu's love story'" " Saturn and Venus..." " l think you are free." "I am, does it bother you?" "Sir, don't get angry, I wanted a small favor." " l'll charge Rs.1 ,00,000/-." " Don't joke with a poor man!" "Okay, give me Rs. 25,000/-, I will manage." "I have a problem in my stomach, please handle my sheep." "I should handle your sheep?" "Do you know who I am?" " l am a king, how can I do this?" " You will have to!" " l will come in some time!" " Hey, listen to me!" "This is too much!" "The kings are not respected anymore!" "People hand over sheep to them!" "When the Saturn meet Venus, there is a change in life." " Then it..." " Brother, are you educating this sheep?" "This is not an ordinary sheep, it can predict the future, it talks!" " Prove it to me." " l will charge Rs. 1 ,00,000/-." " Such a big amount?" " You don't believe me?" "It can predict the future of your family, buy it now." " But, I have only Rs. 25,000/-." " Will do!" " First prove it to me!" " Alright, see this." "Okay sheep, tell me, which month comes after April?" "Wow!" "..." "Once more!" "Okay, which month comes before June?" "Wow!" "This is an amazing sheep!" "Here, take the money, come with me!" "Hey listen, before I go, make it talk once more." "Don't you trust me?" " Who is the sheep amongst you both?" " Answer!" "Answer him!" "Wow!" "My family will be happy!" "Come let's go!" "Okay, the first installment is here, I can make an entry!" "Your royal son in law is here with the first installment!" "is there anyone around to welcome me?" "You are the biggest stigma attached to this family... who will welcome you?" " Here, take your money!" " Watch out!" " Why are you falling at his feet and giving the cash?" "I am not falling at his feet, I tripped on the steps." " Can I lift him?" " Don't you dare!" "I want him to stand on his feet." "Stand up!" "Was I standing on your feet till now?" "You were not standing on anybody's feet, you are like a cripple!" "It's yet not late, learn to stand on your own feet!" "Will you keep hitting me all the time?" "Will you kill the kid?" " A kid like you should be killed!" " Then go ahead!" "Come on, now hit me!" "Raja, why are you sitting at daddy's feet?" "I am not love, give me a hand." "Don't touch her, you have to give another installment for that!" " l am asking her for a kiss." " l meant installment of money!" " Take the money." " Yes, collect it." "Why are you taking it, come with me." "Don't keep it in your pocket."