"Say?" "It is high time we kiss once, right?" "But, as you might guess I'm kind of ... embarrassed." "So close your eyes." "Try to relax." "DJ Crazy Coco Presents you" "Dr. Proktors fart powder (2014)" "Translated by" "I love you my love and I wait for you Juliette." "Proktor?" "Hey guys." "Moving help?" "New / house, new opportunities." "I like to move." "Have you seen Lise?" "No." "Lise?" "I'm here." "Lise." "Pappa's heart." "Now you need to be ironed." "Lise?" "Look here." "At this time ... the powder is on the way from Shanghai to Norway." "The powder ... that our world famous Nest salute will bring ... the National Day celebration in Akerhus on 17 May." "And then I ..." "Commandant .." "responsible for it arrives on time." "But it is far from Shanghai to Norway." "A lot can go wrong." "Storm, pirates ... mutiny ... syphilis ..." "But that will never happen under Dad's supervision." "Never." "There." "Voila." "Little big friend." "Come on." "Now you can play with Pernille." "Her name is Anna." "No matter how hot if you only have one best friend." "But Anna moved Six months ago." "Then you'll just find a new playmate?" "Kisses and hugs and so on." "Left." "But I have no other." "Hey there." "There is not" "Here" "Here" "I'm your new neighbor." "I called Bulle." "And what do you know me?" "I do not know." "Beautiful." "Some feel that it rhymes ^ Rubbish." "And what is your name?" "Lise." "I can not think of anything interesting that rhymes with Lise." "You are lucky." "Go withdraw you in Anna's house?" "Anna?" "Anna is my best friend." "But she moved to Sarpsborg." "That is far." "Especially when it comes a best friend." "She said it was just a detour via the South Expressway." "Southward is correct but the highway does not go that far." "Sarpsborg is namely in the southern hemisphere." "Southern what?" "Dear residents." "Best friends." "And dear Mr. and Mrs. Commander." "Get ready for a great demonstration." "Self Produced." "Maybe you can see from which it was made?" "Yes that's right." "That's great hard material." "My own wonderful invention who made me rich ... and famous all over the world" "And now, if ... harness." "Hurry up my children." "No, this can not be serious." "Aim and shoot at my children." "Shooting at ...?" "No, you should do yourself." "Shoot the kids." "No thanks." "Then filming must for sightseers." "Yes, I can." "Visor down, guys." "Yes, and a little closer." "Closer to each other." "Do not tremble." "It is not dangerous." "Then we fire." "Pappa?" "Yeah yeah ..." "Come on, get up." "Come on." "Voila." "Not a single scratch." "But Thrane, there is no new ingenious invention in the offing?" "Have you seen the demonstration?" "That is not a new invention just a variation of old." "Stop filming." "Stop." "What you said just now?" "Nothing." "My ... genius ... knows no boundaries." "I work day and night, around the clock to try to find something onion ... which you ... might enjoy." "Ungrateful dwazin." "Yes that is good." "Give me the camera." "Now we go home." "Come on." "Come on." "That was quite embarrassing, Dad." "Pappa?" "Yes?" "Hi." "Did you know that Sarpsborg Located in the southern hemisphere?" "Who says that?" "Bulle." "What did you say?" "Who?" "Bulle." "Come baby." "But he was ..." "Dirty-Lise." "Would you like farting, Bnse-Lise?" "How long until 17 May?" "No, how would you know?" "You do not even what song you are playing." "What song we play, Trym?" "Can you help your brother Truls?" "My notes are weggeregend, so I see no ball." "Then we start from scratch." "One, two, one, two ..." "Hi, Lise." "What are you doing?" "I called Bulle." "I'm going to play the trumpet." "Yes, but we already have two known trumpeters." "And we rehearse here So you should go." "Will not you hear me play?" "No." "Very briefly?" "There is no majorette corps ... in the world which have such a toddler if you want ... so puny small that ..." "That's medal the mountain would unroll?" "states." "So small that it does not can stand in the nuts?" "So small that are uniform just falls before his eyes?" "And he's nothing." "Absolutely correct." "Well done." "1000 points for you." "Okay, curling bags." "It is up to us." "We start from scratch." "Yes, we love ... '" "Hello?" "Hello?" "One day ..." "I will join the band." "Have you been in school corps played?" "Of course." "Occasionally." "Well, it happens sometimes." "Or better ..." "It's going to happen." "Very soon." "What do you think about it?" "Who lives there?" "Dr. Proktor He calls himself an inventor." "But he found only in a powder that you do green light." "Two inventors in the same street ..." "Wow." "Come on." "But Dr. Proktor is completely mad." "Everyone knows that crazy people much nicer than others." "Wow." "Come on." "Hi." "Dr. Proktor?" "Yes?" "I called Bulle." "And what do you know me?" "Well, there is not much about it." "Unless you want me to say something." "This is Lise." "What are you doing?" "I?" "I just take a bath." "Toast." "Now it arranges with as well." "Good then." "If you want to enter you should use the next door." "Can I touch it?" "Do not touch." "Look here." "But Dr. Proktor ... what was that big handsome" "Oh, that." "That was my latest invention." "I wanted to invent a powder against hair loss ... and ended up making a fart powder." "How does it work?" "I can not with 100 / o security express ... but it does release gas I produce ... and outlet, in various amounts and strength, through the anus hole." "To your hair, it does nothing." "Can I try it?" "Hm?" "Can I try?" "Of course." "Yes." "Is this farting powder?" "Dr. Proktors fluorescent green powder?" "No." "This is just powder you do light up." "Another tragic invention." "But here, little Bulle ..." "Is that farts powder?" "Here we go." "It taste?" "Very faint." "What was that?" "Flatulence." "Or as you would say, small Bulle." "A fart." "Was that a fart?" "Yes." "He was quite powerful I must admit." "Do you smell something?" "No." "No." "Still odorless. "" "That is a wonderful invention." "An odorless powder farts." "I do not know if the world it is waiting, but ... thanks anyway." "Has anyone hungry?" "Wow, look at that." "Wow." "How tall is he?" "I 43." "One meter and 43 centimeters?" "Yep." "Wow." "Cool." "I'm full." "Thanks for the food." "You're welcome." "Well, Doctor, you have last invented something?" "No." "But now you have invented farting powder." "Unfortunately, it is useful with." "It is of course usable." "Farmers can use it." "Farmers?" "I do not know whether people like it find ... you farts about their food anyway." "What do you think of the world's fastest bicycle pump?" "I think the 'kaboom' is the problem." "You can use it as a hair dryer." "Laughing say ..." "I do not think people want to have an ass in their face." "Ingenious it is." "Shh, be quiet." "I hear my stomach rumble." "I found it." "We use it as it is." "Why?" "It's totally useless." "It's just a senseless bang." "Yes, but those who love it most senseless pop?" "Children." "And somewhat less developed adults?" "Exactly." "And soon it will be May 17th." "We have to find nothing new." "We sell it as it is." "Did you see that?" "Watch now." "Did you see that?" "He ascended." "That was super awesome." "You have holes in your pants." "I took a little more ?" "." "Maybe it works better given your relatively small size?" "He flew." "No anal bleeding." "That's fantastic." "Cheers to Dr. Proktors fart powder." "Pull my finger." "Huh?" "Did you make daddy proud today?" "No idea, Dad." "Stupid birds." "Visor down, guys." "Yes, and a little closer." "Then we fire." "Voila." "No Enke / scratch." "There is no new geniaie u / TV / nd / ng in the offing?" "There is no new genius invention in the offing? "" "Yeah, maybe I have to do." "Time to work a little." "No." "So vulgar." "Vulgar music." "Please say." "Fart Powder?" "What are you doing now?" "You are a disgrace to the inventors Proktor." "Good then." "Do you thin pipe stem, Proktor." "I'm going to bake chops." "Hello, ladies and gentlemen." "Will you really parade and still being on May 17?" "What is explosive ... odorless, fantastic ... and harmless?" "Get ready for ..." "Get ready for ..." "Lise?" "Dr. Proktors fart powder." "Dr. Proktor is a moron." "You laugh now but that will perish quickly." "Well." "You do this anyway." "We offer you laugh warranty." "Yes, little buddy?" "How does it work?" "Good question." "Very good question" "I'll show you now." "Like a big applause for Lise." "Dirty-Lise." "What should I do without my wonderful colleague?" "Hat." "Three, two, one." "The sale starts on Saturday at the stroke 12:00 Dr. Proktor home." "We see each other there." "Yes, we do." "Come buy." "Come buy." "Now get four, pay six." "Simple math." "Is it green?" "Yes of course." "Yeah yeah." "Got an ass, you fart." "Explosive, Fantastic and odor free." "Get ready for May 17th." "Buy fart powder." "Created by Dr. Proktor." "Only for sale here." "Got an ass, you fart." "Who eats ice farts." "Let your farts free, on 17 May." "Sold out." "Sorry about that." "But by May 17 There is plenty in stock." "So welcome back." "What did I say?" "It was a success." "The fart powder is sold." "We sold everything." "We need more to make May 17th." "What is it, doctor?" "I have a little thought about what you said, Bulle ... you took off." "I think ... if you want ... you a little ... can rise higher." "With this new mix ... you get more power." "A little more gas." "Oh yeah." "Are you ready for the ultimate powder test?" "Yes." "Here we go." "Well ..." "We have some changes applied." "Safety has improved considerably." "A free air flow to the anus hole." "Yes." "And I'm pretty happy with the design." "A small tribute to the air pioneers." "Perfect conditions." "Okay, little Bulle, are you ready?" "Mhm." "And for God's sake." "But one teaspoon, Bulle." "Understood." "Oh, mom." "Bulle." "When the powder Bulle's belly reached ... will we witness of a serious bowel activity." "Doctor." "I know." "Doctor ...." "Doctor." "Are you ready?" "In attitude." "Countdown." "Five, four ..." "Dr. Proktor." "Not now, Lise." "Two, one." "He took a full eat ?" "spoon." "Huh?" "He took a full eat ?" "spoon." "Oh dear ..." "He lies in tatters?" "Yes." "Fly, Bulle." "MaarJhoe he will land?" "Press, Bulle." "Press, for God's sake." "Pers." "Yes." "Bulle." "Hurray." "Beware, Bulle." "Bulle, out of there." "Hi, mom." "Why are you wearing a helmet?" "Do you play hockey now?" "Yes." "If you must pay a membership fee grab it out of your piggy bank." "I jumped in the air and I was sucked up." "Higher and higher." "Yeah, that was super fun." "Total extreme." "And it was freezing up there." "And during landing inhibited the fart off." "And then it went up and down." "Madness Ning fun." "This is the craziest thing I've ever done." "How high in the air could you go?" "Really high, with the right dosage." "Also to other planets?" "Yes ..." "As an astronaut?" "No, as a scheetonaut." "Doctor?" "Are you ready to become world famous?" "World Famous?" "How much does a spaceship?" "That is very expensive." "That ..." "What if you have no space needed?" "You can sell your invention to the NASA." "Then they can send astronauts without spaceship." "Dr. Proktors scheetonaut powder." "A new world sensation." "What do you think?" "Are you in?" "Hi." "Hey Hey." "What have you done?" "Nothing." "What was that?" "That sounds like ..." "As what?" "If something explosive, fantastic odorless and harmless?" "Who eats ice farts." "You will be better soon." "Alas ..." "Nachtertje me." "Hi." "Hello." "Come on, let's go to Proktor." "The powder." "The fart powder." "Now." "Oh yeah." "That was yesterday sold." "You will unfortunately too late." "You hear something missing." "Do not talk, you dwarf." "You have to wait for the new stock." "I do not think they understand Norwegian." "Southerners." "The powder." "Now." "Or?" "Or we murder you." "Both." "If you give me might just lower ..." "Find your powder but now." "Ten crown." "You can have this." "Thank you" "Dr. Proktors ..." "Dr. Proktors farts powder 'it says." "Shut up." "I can read." "How much should you take?" "Quite a lot." "Each half." "At least." "Farewell." "ppa" "Why are you shouting like that?" "Can not you see I'm working?" "Fart Powder." "Farts powder?" "Scheetonaut powder." "We flew such as missiles." "We stole the powder that redheaded dwarf." "And then we flew straight into the air." "Watch." "A big hole in your ass." "That must hurt." "It seems like." "NASA." "Good." "Interesting." "So you actually flew through the air?" "As missiles?" "Well done, sissies." "Great." "Go relish." "You're crazy Bu / a." "It's us or them." ", Did you shoot them up?" "Cool." "Can I try it?" "Of course." "Does he?" "What is happening?" "Sorry." "No problem." "He's been here a long time." "If you used it for last?" "That is a long time ago." "When I was studying in Paris." "When I had a girlfriend." "Did you have a girlfriend?" "Juliette." "Then this is definitely yours." "Thank you." "I thought I had lost it." "Forever." "Juliette ..." "Who was she?" "Juliette Margarine ..." "That was true love." "would become famous, I would daughter get." "But it was not to be." "Herpak you." "The fart powder will make you rich and make famous." "Then you go to Paris and meet your beloved Juliette." "Are you serious?" "You must be together." "You're stuck day and night to think of each other." "You have to find each other then you live happily ever after." "And snip, snap, snout." "Period." "Closed." "Open the door Dr. Proktor." "Before we break down the door." "We know that you live here." "Close the door open, or we get a stootbok." "Dr. Proktor?" "Yes?" "You are suspected of spreading of if / egaaf powder" "You are hereby arrested No let me go." "Lise." "Bulle." "Proktor?" "This is a misunderstanding." "You are a danger to society." "Stop, in the name of law." "We are the law." "What will you do with him?" "He has violated the law." "So we take him to the station." "They claim I sell dangerous powder." "Who said fart powder is dangerous?" "That's what he says." "Look at my sissies." "Look how they are beaten." "Piffle." "I gave them the powder." "Who gave it to powder, you say?" "Vetharig, little person." "That was me." "Then we have to arrest you both." "You can not make." "This is completely wrong." "Come on." "Mind your head." "What did I say?" "Let the soap did not fall in the shower, Proktor." "Stop." "Stop them." "This is wrong." "Dr. Proktor is innocent." "Innocent?" "Fine with me." "Come on, guys." "Come on." "Good." "Now the world is a little safer not true Dirty-Lise?" "Let me go." "Shh." "Welcome to the vergeethol." "Opsakee, inside." "Pappa." "Hi, Lise." "There is something terrible happens." "We can not expect the worst." "The powder arrives tomorrow morning." "I did not mean." "Then what?" "Police have Bulle and Dr. Proktor arrested." "Are they villains?" "But no." "The task of the police thugs suits." "Commanders like me, make sure that the guns thundering on 17 May." "Kaboom Salute." "Kisses and hugs and so on." "Hello?" "Hello?" "and he comes to dance." "Hello?" "Yes." "Here is such an annoying bitch ^ e." "What do you want?" "You must help me." "BulIe is in the cell." "She says Bulle is in the cell." "It is here become very quiet." "I have no idea." "What did he do?" "Nothing." "Nothing, apparently." "Or ..." "Now comes "either." "He has not done so?" "But he's just a kid." "He's only a child. "" "And I'm just a weary single mother." "I hate children." "They come from my throat." "Okay, where were we?" "Oh yes, 'Are we going to dance? "" "No, I have bad knees. " Okay." "How about a waltz? "" "I dance the waltz moreover, I slipped ... '" "SOS" "Mayday, mayday." "Mayday, mayday." "Dr. Proktor has proven crazy to be." "He is not crazy." "Not good sob." "As crazy a / s door." "Fart powder is not dangerous." "Let your children no touching fart powder." "Moreover, he goes to his girlfriend in Paris." "This may catastrophic consequences have." "As house fire dengue and anus cracks." "SOS." "Mayday mayday ... is important." "For example, your old father help." "Are you going to shoot us again?" "No." "We go a little bring home visit." "Home visits?" "Yes." "We go a little Loan contract." "Loan?" "We're going to roll up our sleeves and dig for gold." "Dig for gold?" "Crikey, what a bunch of seal pups." "Quiet, quiet, quiet." "We're going to steal scheetonautpoeder." "Steal?" "Something address that is not ours?" "Let's go." "Come on." "Guys come on." "Be quiet." "Bivakmitsen on." "Come on now." "But my head is warm." "And my hair itches." "Look at this." "The door was open." "Remember, daddy both inventor is as a thief." "Imagine." "Two things at once." "I'm not an inventor." "Only idiots are inventors." "Think you that your father is an idiot?" "No no." "Of course not." "But what about that's great hard material?" "I stole it of Dr. Proktor and so I was NJK." "And now I will still be richer." "I find it fascinating how successful you can be with steal." "Do not forget that My little Christmas angels." "And now that invention and formula are mine." "Careful, guys." "This is a steep staircase." "Damn." "Look at this." "Schetonautpoeder." "Is anyone here?" "The same." "Appearances on the board for Daddy." "If so." "Fart naut powder." "That was it." "Grab it scheetonautpoeder it." "That pink powder there klutz small children." "Is it / euk together with Dad to work?" "Yeah, that does not happen every day." "That does not happen E / ke day." "And that was happen not e / ke day." "Bubbles?" "Bulle." "Hi, little rat." "That's a ..." "That's a ..." "That's a ..." "Rattus norvegicus." "What scary." "Take it away." "Get rid of it." "Do you think the same as me?" "Think me not now succeed." "If there is an entrance ... then there is probably also a ..." "Then there is also fixed a ... exit." "Way out, right?" "That's what I mean." "Now, we only need to follow the rat." "That gets fixed quickly homesick." "Of course." "Go home, little rat." "The powder has arrived." "The powder is here." "ppa" "Lise, come to daddy." "The powder has arrived." "Now we go to the quays." "Mr. Thrane and his sons ..." "All that nonsense about Mr. Thrane." "The powder has arrived." "Let's go." "We have Lise." "How nice." "Now Go we go to the quays." "Are you ready?" "Pappa." "One, two, three, march." "Welcome to Oslo." "Lise?" "Photo." "Go get your ..." "Oh yeah." "Yes ..." "Smile then." "You should flush the film." "I do not see anything ..." "On the underside." "What?" "I can not ..." "I do not see anything ..." "Down here." "You should flush as and then look through here." "And then print softly." "So you keep the camera steady ..." "Look there." "Look." "Yeah, so, so ..." "Look through it and press gently ..." "He." "Where is my powder?" "My powder." "Come on." "Find the way home." "Hurry." "Come on." "Go home." "A quick." "Did you see that?" "Time to go." "There's the way out." "Bubbles?" "It's a little tight." "Okay." "It is insanely dark inside." "But ..." "I have leftovers." "Dr. Proktors fluorescent green powder." "If you come in the dark you become your own flashlight." "Remember:" "It takes only 30 minutes." "Okay?" "And just in case you need some extra farts powder need." "You follow me, huh?" "You know what they say, Bulle." "When you reach a certain age You can not be flushed." "Do you promise to be careful?" "Promise me?" "We'll see each other soon." "Let's do that." "Good luck." "Unblock the crapper, Bulle." "Unblock the crapper." "Dr. Proktor?" "I think you need one last time pressures." "Hello?" "Bulle." "Lise." "I think above something bad is going to happen." "And down here." "Because digestion begins." "Soon we are done with it." "Farts powder?" "This is our only chance." "Are you ready?" "Yes." "Zero." "Zero." "Pappa's powder." "He comes back." "Come on." "Hurry." "Hurry up." "Look." "Hurry up." "Hello?" "Is someone there?" "Help us." "No, we should not be there." "That's gross." "Come on." "Good girl, just do a pee." "What's the use of a manhole if it does not open?" "The match we of Truls and Trymn got." "Lucifer plus powder is simple math." "No." "It does not work." "It is wet." "Rep you." "All good things come in threes." "Yes." "Hi, my name is Bubbles." "And what do you know me?" "Come closer, come closer." "fantastic demonstration perform ... the Patent Office." "Where are you going and what does that dwarf outside the cell?" "We're going to stop your father." "Is that right?" "You little dwarf." "Just watch out for yourself." "You will not get past us." "Beware of the manhole." "See we like two idiots?" "Dear NASA ..." "Best patent control ... and dear ordinaire über Oslo citizens." "We are going again our dear homeland ... put on the world map." "And I .." "I am the man which it is going to achieve." "Let me introduce you ..." "Mr. Thrane's schetonautpoeder." "He's lying." "He does not have that invented, but Dr. Proktor." "Follow me now." "Three." "Two." "A." "Inflammation." "Dear friends, listeners ... and our friends at NASA, America ..." "The theme of the day: schetonautpoeder." "The Promponaut Powder. "" "That was a ... convincing demonstration." "But the patent can add point ... we must have a formula." "What are you picky." "Of course, there exists a formula." "I will now personally ... the powder mixing together right in your eyes." "If so." "I think it will be okay." "It runs through beautiful, yes, and smells like it should ..." "And then we get ..." "A tiny, tiny ... bit." "And stop." "Let's see ..." "We must do something." "Just stay nice and quiet." "This is absolutely fantastic." "Voila." "Mr Thrane's schetonautpoeder" "I would like to have the word." "What is she doing here?" "Bah." "Get her out." "He stole the powder Dr. Proktor ... just as he's great hard material stable." "What a fantasy." "What a pity for the girl." "She is totally confused." "I was there when you and your sons burglaries Dr. Proktor." "And now that invention and formula are mine." "Be careful." "It is a steep staircase." "Look at this." "Schetonautpoeder. "" "What are you talking about?" "This is absurd." "This is a lie from beginning to end." "Commander, put a gag in the mouth of your girl." "Yes, put a plug in." "No, let her speak." "It's true." "I can prove it." "Prove?" "How do you prove that?" "Because you called your own schetonautpoeder to be tested." "I've just shown the world how it works." "Then it is no problem to show it to us again?" "Well, that might not be necessary." "Alright." "I can do best." "Three." "Two." "A." "Inflammation." "I have attached some more needed." "I was a little cautious." "Now it must indeed succeed." "Three, two, one, ignition." "That's Dr. Proktors fart powder." "You get me ?" "never caught." "Stop him." "Hasta la vista." "Stop him." "Lie down." "The game is over." "Stop there." "Stomach in the grass." "He is gone." "Away from this world, so to speak." "That pays for law enforcement officers." "Nothing to see here." "Refer to greet them." "To salute ... salute." "Dr. Proktor ... it is an honor lu finally meet." "I'm so happy." "Yes." "I'm so, so happy." "Sta next to each other." "Anna Konda?" "You have to walk, you know, do not slip." "Scheitslang." "Domme Anna Konda." "Gee, do you remember me?" "You big, scary snake." "Trumpet." "Fire." "Fire." "Fire." "Fire." "Fire." "Fire, I said." "Thanks, Lise." "Now we can all celebrate May 17th." "Well done." "Thanks, Lise." "Now we can all together May 17 to celebrate ^ Well done." "Succes'in Paris." "Greetings to Juliette." "Success in Paris." "Greeting es Juliette." "Success in Paris." "Greetings to Juliette." "Good luck." "See you soon." "Come on." "Adios, amigos." "Vive la France." "Translated by SübNoröicTeam 2014" "Editing Crazy" "Editing Crazy" "Editing Crazy" "See you next time djcrazycoco" "See You Next Time djcrazycöco"