"Pal, where's your boss?" "What?" "The Tricks Expert Jing Koo" "Be smart next time" "Help!" "What's going on?" "Pull me up please!" "So troublesome." "Coming!" "Thanks" "Hold it" "Fool me?" "You're going break my arm" "Bastard" "Bastard" "Cut to death" "Pinched to death" "Poisoned to death" "Not dead!" "Who're you?" "Don't get closer." "I'll fight back" "Morning!" "I'm the Handsome Tricks Expert Jing Koo" "So it's you" "What a trap" "Of course, that's what I'm good at" "I have to charge from now" "$8 with start" "That's nothing" "I can keep on till tomorrow" "I mean $80,000" "$80,000?" "!" "What a rip off" "No, it's even better" "Don't waste time." "Thing is like this" "Clear?" "Clear!" "You want a divorce but no property to your wife" "No problem to make her mad" "Really?" "Of Course" "What?" "!" "I'll charge you $300,000 for sure win" "$300,000?" "I thought $30,000 to $50,000" "Calm down." "Have a drink first" "Thanks" "You have mine and I'll have yours" "Feeling sick?" "Yes, how do you know?" "It has good dose" "You had it too" "Not now" "The toilet's over there" "Thanks Please!" "Don't come in." "Lock the door" "No, don't come in" "What about the charge of $500,000?" "We agreed $300,000 only" "Wrong now's $600,000" "$600,000" "Rip me off?" "I wanna show you my talent" "$700,000 not a problem?" "What?" "$700,000?" "Let me out or I chop you" "I'll chop you up" "$700,000 isn't a great deal" "$70M isn't a problem either You have to pay" "$70M?" "No argument!" "I'll pay." "Let me out" "Let me out, quick!" "Thanks for your co-operation" "As soon as I pull this switch all traps will disappear" "Hey!" "How about now?" "I have to turn off the main switch" "Where's it?" "Quick!" "In Yuen Long" "My God!" "Let me out" "Quick" "Oh!" "What a shame!" "Congratulations!" "Kung Hey Fat Choi" "Stupid..." "Mrs. Chu, if all goes right" "Your husband will be sent to the Mental Hospital in 15 min" "It's worthy of $800,000" "You deserve it" "Lucky that I was quick" "If not I could be the one to turn mad" "Not maybe, but surly it'd be you" "You're a real expert" "Wrong" "I'm Handsome Tricks Expert" "Can I have a kiss for memory?" "My pleasure!" "Thanks!" "Don't mention it" "Bye" "On the house" "Give me the file later" "Okay" "How about the goods?" "Go in" "Hey what's doing on?" "A woman's lost a diamond ring" "The police has to search the department" "Get your drawer and queue" "Okay, hold it" "Hey..." "You, come here!" "Me?" "Yes, you!" "Come here" "What's matter?" "What?" "Go inside and search you" "Search girls here" "We've finished with the girls" "Hurry up you asshole" "Really?" "Are you man?" "Come on!" "This way" "Don't move" "Watch out" "Here we're" "You're so strong" "Thanks" "Take off your shirt What?" "You've searched me." "Why search again?" "You're so afraid of woman" "Virgin?" "Yes" "No You ask funny questions" "You can take advantage" "Stand there or I shout" "Don't get close, or I yell" "Congratulations!" "Kit you're promoted" "Congratulations!" "You all know about it?" "!" "Of Course" "That's why we fooled you with the girl" "Why don't tell me?" "Banana's idea" "I dared not to say or she'd not date with me" "Hey!" "I ain't going with you anyway!" "Let's celebrate with champagne" "His son's promoted He must be the happiest" "Let's celebrate!" "Wow... food" "Who's that girl who searched me?" "Whore, cost for $3,000" "Banana is really tricky" "Banana is notorious for this" "That's why we're dead in her hands" "She won't fool people once only but always more than once" "She such a devil" "You'd better watch out" "Her tricks keep coming" "But I'll be very careful" "Are you Mr. Chi Man Kit?" "Yes I'm" "I'm new from Personnel Dept I want your info" "Right, I have to go into the room" "That's good." "It's too noisy here" "Please" "Close the door?" "Good idea." "Too noisy outside" "Do I need to take off clothes as well?" "What?" "Up to you!" "Stand by the wall?" "No need!" "Body Search?" "Why?" "Why are you doing this here?" "What's for?" "You're suitable for a lot of jobs" "Like China City, Volvo, Metropolitan" "Why being a whore here?" "Such a low-class whore?" "Why being a low-class whore here and hit me?" "Hit me?" "Tell me why you hit me?" "What's wrong Lucy?" "You ask him" "Insane" "What's wrong?" "You employ such kind of employee who beats people" "I employ her?" "Which one?" "She" "She's my old friend just back from the States" "Our new colleague" "New colleague?" "!" "Who you think she is?" "My God!" "Hey Miss" "I didn't mean it" "Are you alright?" "Fine..." "I was trapped" "I'm not the type you think of" "No..." "I didn't have such idea before" "You two have introduced each other?" "Not Yet!" "Chi Man Kit!" "Lucy Ching!" "Shake hands" "Hey What?" "Look" "You wanna buy them all?" "No, we've known for so long but you haven't said this to me" "What're you talking about?" "IOU right?" "No" "1 O U" "No" "It's really 1 0 U" "Woman, trouble!" "Lucy, your hair" "Why don't you glue up?" "Let's go over there" "Are you in a hurry?" "Yes I have to call Julian at 6" "Which Julian?" "My fiancé in the States Lucy knows about him too" "Then you seldom see each other" "I take minibus there" "Bye!" "Fine!" "Bye..." "Hey get down" "I nearly broke it" "Let's go quick" "How long you wanna lie to Kit?" "I don't know I can't imagine his reaction" "Who thinks of such suck idea?" "Boss' daughter works as a clerk to know about firm" "It's very old-fashioned idea" "You confirm the details of contract" "Fine" "Hello" "Lucy!" "Lucy!" "Hi!" "Daddy!" "Macky and I were discussing the Japanese contract" "Take your time." "I'll get change first" "Lucy you've changed after having studied in the States" "We're busy" "Lucy, I wanna talk to you" "What?" "Daddy" "It's said that you and Kit are dating" "Well you're undercover to work in the firm to have a clear picture, I don't mind" "But be careful with your love affair" "Who?" "It's so rude to overhear us" "Sorry, I wanna say, but no chance" "I have to speak up now" "Kit isn't a good fellow" "Mind your word" "I know you've been known for ages" "Although I like fair competition" "I worry about you" "What do you know?" "Kit has a bad background" "He joined triad since young and then back to school" "So he turned good" "People can never change their character" "He's interested in your money only" "He doesn't know my identity" "I'll pretend not knowing too" "Mind you" "You blinded by your love" "You'll soon see the real him" "I'm sick for love" "Chi" "Something wrong?" "Remember before you wife died" "One day I told you I was pregnant" "Yes, and I borrowed some money for you to get abortion" "I feel sorry up till now" "I had lied to you" "What?" "That's not my baby" "Of course it's your baby" "I haven't had abortion" "So I gave birth in China and my sister takes care of him" "So I have a second son" "He's got a single entry visa" "True?" "He's really like you" "I take you to him" "Good" "He stays here" "How does he behave like me" "He behaves exactly like when you're nervous" "Happy, when wants sex" "Really" "Behave!" "No" "And he can take even hotter taste than you" "Hot like fire" "That great?" "!" "That could be coincidence" "But something must be of genetic" "What?" "Remember Kit could not speak before 3" "Right, I worried" "I thought he's dumb" "And the first time he had said Father" "Oh!" "You're still that sick for years" "Yes, always for this" "The first time he called you Fa..." "No..." "You got mad" "You'll loss control of your body from that onwards" "Right, so Kit calls me dad" "He's the same" "So magical?" "!" "What's his name?" "Chi Man Ching" "Chi Man" "He's back" "Hide yourself" "He likes rotten bean curd too" "He can really taste hot and spicy" "He wants to sexually assault bean curd?" "!" "Who?" "No one..." "Oh!" "You dare not see your son?" "Son, your dad" "He's your" "Father" "Father" "Father" "Father" "Good father and son reunion" "My good son" "Father" "Say dad" "Dad" "More" "Dad" "My son" "Father'll get you..." "A gold chain?" "No, a special string" "Put it on your head" "Smells nice." "What's it made of?" "My womb hair" "Thanks" "Good" "I have nothing for you" "A rotten bean curd, that's all" "A gift for you at the first time" "You take it" "Dad, it's sincerity from your son" "Good!" "Come on." "Let's eat" "Mom!" "Mom" "Come collect your money tomorrow" "Dad, are you alright?" "Give me some water" "Fine" "Thanks" "Better?" "Better" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Hey!" "What?" "Come here" "Come" "What's the matter?" "Stop that" "Is he my real younger brother?" "Of Course he is" "But it's the first time you see him" "I feel strange" "What's so strange?" "Dad isn't rich" "If so he may be interested in our money" "No proof if he is" "Unless What?" "The old way to test blood" "Blood Test?" "!" "No, it'll hurt him" "You need not tell him" "We cut his finger accidentally and mix your blood with his if they mix then it's proven" "How come he can shake like that?" "Dad gives a hand" "My son What?" "Your eyebrow has gold colour" "Really?" "Yes it means longevity" "How does it mean?" "It means you have to get rid of colour" "Really?" "I'll help you, don't move" "Coming" "Cockroach!" "What's the matter?" "Nothing..." "What's going on?" "Dad, why put a stick there?" "For decoration" "Really?" "Yes" "Looks good Looks very good" "I'll do the same" "Dad are you alright?" "Brother." "It's good decoration" "You try?" "No..." "You do it Come on" "You first You first" "Come on" "Come You first" "No, you first Don't be silly" "It hurts" "Your nail is too long Cut it off" "I'll help you" "No, later" "Cut it No" "Cut My God!" "Done" "Not mine!" "Not mine!" "Not mine either!" "Mine, I just come in Why my finger?" "Any bandage" "Who are you?" "My friend" "You're afraid of cockroach?" "Yes!" "Do you know what I'm scared of" "What?" "Flies." "Here's one" "Dad Chop up the fly" "Father!" "The fly is here!" "Over here!" "Got you Let me do that" "Dead" "You're bleeding" "Really?" "No wonder it hurts" "I wipe it off for you" "Clean the towel now" "Can't cut this time" "You go pissing" "They mix together" "See, I was right" "What a shame if he knows what we're doing" "I'm sorry, what can I do now?" "Be good for him" "Chiu, find a job for my brother" "I was prepared for the blood test" "This pack is type O" "Can mix with all type" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Coming" "Are you alright?" "Fine better with the bandage" "Oh, yes" "This is our Personnel Manger, Chiu" "He has a job for you" "Yes come tomorrow" "Be a Manger?" "Go to hell" "Good morning!" "It's already 9 something Where's your brother?" "He said he had to dress well" "Brother" "You look like older" "I know you admire me today" "I can tell you from your eyes" "Good Morning!" "Why stare at me, pal?" "Fatty, where's my seat?" "Yes, crazy" "Yes, what a fool" "Go away" "Auntie, good news and bad news what do you wanna know first?" "Good news first" "A male spider on your desk" "It isn't good news" "The male isn't viperous" "What's the bad news then?" "The Viperous female is under your arm" "Nothing there" "Let's go to midnight show tonight" "Look!" "How come girls behave here like that?" "!" "They are voluptuous" "The Gamble King I wanna piss" "Over there, the toilet" "Brother said the longer word on the door is for men" "Shorter one's for women" "Yes!" "I'll show you the way" "You measure it yourself" "It's longer this side" "This side then" "Do you know who's inside?" "Banana!" "What're you doing?" "Piss" "This is the female toilet I'll call the police" "I'm gay" "So what?" "Still you can't come the female toilet!" "Get out!" "I go to both male and female toilets ever since I was born" "No one told me not to" "Both toilets are all the same" "No, the male toilets have basins" "Don't lie." "No basins in male toilets" "Damn you gay!" "Don't try to be foolish" "Of course basins in the male toilet" "What if no?" "You bastard" "Okay, come with me" "Come in!" "What're these?" "Right, block by block" "Why do you come in the male toilet?" "He bastard, fool me" "I show him urine basins" "You tell him" "I have to piss" "What're you doing?" "Let's show us how to piss" "I think she wants to have a glimpse" "You bastard" "What's the matter?" "Are you alright?" "Nothing" "Good morning" "You've finished?" "Very comfortable, are you alright?" "I've been kicked" "At where?" "Why should I tell you?" "!" "Right here?" "How do you know?" "Just a guess" "Shark is in the toilet" "Do you believe I'll ask him go in again?" "I don't believe" "Let's bet 2:1 if he stays for 15 seconds 1:1 if 30 seconds 1:2 if up to 45 seconds" "1:4 if he can stay for a minute 1:4?" "If he comes out unharmed 1:100" "What's up?" "I have no tissue for my cold Get me some from toilet you went" "It's a female toilet that I went" "I know but it's the only place to have tissue" "Where else can I get tissue Go and get it for me" "Really?" "Your brother told you to listen to me" "Go!" "Quick No problem" "Hey, what're you betting?" "I bet on" "Wow, 40 sec?" "!" "30 sec!" "Hey what're doing?" "Come and bet" "Bet on how long your son can stay in the female toilet" "You make fun with my son?" "!" "Hey" "Shut up!" "Bet or no bet?" "Stake But be quick" "Shut up Why not?" "!" "Bet on my son will be fine with $10" "What're you doing?" "Go to toilet" "Don't you know it's female toilet?" "I'll call the police!" "I'm Gay!" "Do you know more than one hundred sex maniacs are beaten to death in the female toilets by me?" "No more joke." "Get up" "My God, dead already?" "!" "No impulse!" "My goodness!" "You crashed your head with the wall" "I'll pray for you" "Don't come back to get me" "I have to keep calm..." "No one can know that I've killed" "What are you doing?" "Did you see anyone inside?" "!" "No, I see no one" "Hey, nobody?" "!" "Didn't you see somebody?" "No." "Here's your toilet paper" "Nothing happened!" "It's smooth, but no toilet paper either" "This one..." "I took it up from the closet and dried it" "Nothing happened..." "Thanks!" "Pay for bet" "How much?" "You have a look yourself" "It's $1000?" "Yes, it's $1000 at the very beginning" "I take the money first" "Not enough Don't fool me" "Down there Don't touch me" "Kit" "Watch out" "Him again?" "Damn" "You have fooled me already" "Stand up." "They're coming" "Take a seat" "Let me introduce" "My brother Chi man Ching" "Office boy first day" "Office Boy" "We're colleagues" "I'm Lucy, my friend Banana" "Something smells" "Kit, I found a shirt suitable for you" "Let's go to have a look" "Good" "We'll be back" "Lucy" "What's your book?" "Kung-fu fiction" "A kung-fu called AIDS?" "Quiet!" "I don't have AIDS" "Mind your words, I..." "Don't worry" "I ain't I don't have AIDS" "I..." "I really don't have" "Why are you crying?" "Don't tell me anybody please" "I won't" "I'm gay, you know" "And I'm China 1001" "What 1001?" "The No. 1001 AIDS patient" "I tell you a secret" "I turned to be a gay because of AIDS" "It'll get to people easily" "Even by air" "I got it from stool" "Stool?" "From an AIDS patient's stool" "Are you alright?" "A cramped leg" "Sit You sit" "Have some drink" "You're using my cup" "I bite you" "Why?" "You're biased" "I'm not" "Look into my eye" "Your voice biases me" "My voice is gentle" "You splash water" "I was careless, I wipe it dry for you" "Thanks!" "Not at all!" "You know you're among the girls" "The best I seen" "When do we leave?" "Thanks!" "Oh..." "What're you looking at?" "Sorry, Miss, I wipe it for you" "What's the matter?" "What happened?" "He's got AIDS" "Where you hear from?" "Are you illiterate?" "!" "He's No. 1001 AIDS patient" "Who told you?" "He said so" "If I were, I wouldn't tell you." "Stupid" "He gets an AIDS book in pocket" "Yeah?" "Show me" "Do you mean it?" "What you can't show?" "!" "Fine, take it" "You're too sensitive?" "!" "He kissed me too" "I'd rather have a banana" "Don't think that you're really a banana" "Clean up yourself in the washroom first" "Come" "I have more to tell" "I won't listen" "Up to you" "What you wanna say?" "I broke the taps in the female toilets" "It seems like a pool now" "Do you need saving device?" "Who's coming?" "Your dad" "Damn!" "My dad is a bull My mom is a stove" "Mind you I'll fix you up" "Damn!" "I'm your dad You have plenty of moms" "I of course admit that" "Not safe at home" "I was nearly killed" "I'm so happy now" "And brother, get change now" "Let's put on a show on the bed" "Wait" "You didn't behave in the restaurant" "Lucy's friend was upset and said you had a bad manner" "Listen to me and have good relationship" "Really?" "Of course" "Really?" "Really!" "Tell what to do?" "Yes" "Buy a birthday gift for her tomorrow and let her punish you as she wishes" "I can't take it" "My God!" "You... for your future sister-in-law just do it" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go" "I'm dizzy" "Wait" "I'll play football game tomorrow Can I go after that?" "He speaks funny!" "Nothing like us" "The tone doesn't match at all" "Not sure if he's insane or mad" "Why pick the food?" "I didn't" "Wow" "The dress costs me $109,700" "If any one says it's not pretty" "I'll squeeze his neck" "You wanna hear the truth or lie?" "The truth" "Not bad" "What about the lie?" "Very pretty" "Very good." "No wonder my buddy likes you" "So many roses." "They're very pretty" "Of course, 128 roses" "My boyfriend bought for me" "He's funny and cares about me" "He remembers your birthday even though he's in New York" "He surprised me by coming back last year" "Must be Julian" "I buy one for you later if you like" "Hi." "Happy Birthday" "You?" "Ching, what's the matter?" "Did you ask him to come?" "I asked him to apologize" "I have to settle with him" "Come" "What did you do?" "I'd finished my ball game and fell into the water on my way" "Congratulations!" "Change your clothes" "Okay, I'll get change first" "He's sincere" "Hey, Julian" "Happy Birthday!" "Thanks!" "So late, are you in Hong Kong?" "I'm in New York" "The white roses are nice" "White roses?" "I wanna talk to you" "What?" "We have apart for so long" "I have another girl friend" "You" "Keep calm, I wanna break up with you" "Good idea" "Julian, I really like you, I promise" "Are you alright?" "I'm happy" "What are doing?" "Come back soon" "No, I'll get married next month" "What if you come to New York?" "Perfect!" "You really come?" "Good and bye" "Someone said New York would have an earthquake" "Watch out for car" "Bye" "Let me put on my make-up" "Hey!" "Very happy" "New York would have earthquake?" "Don't worry about the men" "I don't care if you don't like me smoke" "I'll take two." "Nobody cares about me" "What are you doing?" "I tried my best not to disturb you from talking" "Are you alright?" "Banana, what's matter?" "What's matter?" "Brother!" "You touched her?" "Not yet" "She touched you?" "Not yet" "That's good then" "What are you talking about?" "Banana, what's going on?" "Lucy, Julian breaks up with me" "Did they deliver my flowers?" "You bought her the roses?" "Yes, today is Jan 28" "So 128 roses" "I spent all my money so I had to walk back and fell into the water" "Thanks and sorry!" "Don't cry!" "Okay" "Sorry" "Banana Julian is stupid to break up with you" "Let's go to the disco after dinner" "Good idea" "Your shirt looks terrible" "This looks a lot better" "The shirt is sticky" "Really?" "Sticky?" "You must sweat a lot" "What sticky?" "It should be okay" "No, I don't feel better Do you know it?" "What you like to drink?" "A sparkling" "No, champagne, I pay for it" "No, I'll pay for it One champagne Good" "I called my dad, he'll pay for it" "Lucy, let's have a dance" "Okay" "Let's go!" "Let's dance too" "It's better to chat here" "I feel bored, accompany with me" "Okay, if you insist" "Where do the camel travellers come from" "Where do the camel Okay" "You dance well." "Let's go back" "But I feel like dancing" "No, I like to chat" "Fine, let's go back" "To dance well takes time" "I've been dancing for a long time" "A lot of practice and endurance" "And I have the result like now" "You noticed it" "Yes" "Smile, enjoy yourself" "The bald head looks good" "He looks ugly and cruel" "No I knock his head for 3 times and he'll not fight back?" "Don't try it." "He's not kind" "Will you smile if I succeed?" "Don't" "Watch it Hey!" "Why did you hit me?" "Bald Wong, I found you at last" "I'm not Bald Wong" "You're not?" "You look as handsome as my friend" "I'm sorry to have mistaken you" "I'm sorry" "I'm terribly sorry" "Look carefully next time" "I'm sorry." "I won't do that again!" "Bald Wong!" "I saw one looked exactly like you there and I knocked on his head he said he isn't you" "How embarrassing!" "That's me!" "Don't fool me." "You can't be so quick" "I'm telling you." "I'm not Bald Wong" "We don't know you" "He's my boyfriend" "Did you hear?" "I'm sorry, pal" "Look carefully at me" "I will" "You're not Bald Wong." "I can tell" "Remember it" "I'm sorry, my fault" "He must be insane" "Bald Wong, you date my wife." "Go to hell" "Hey, he's not Bald Wong" "He's Bald Wong, he seduces my wife" "Don't draw your knife I have to" "No chance to talk" "Look carefully if I'm Bald Wong" "Listen carefully on the sound" "His head and Wong's head sound differently" "Not clear" "Did you hear?" "Yes" "Don't wear the helmet if you're not Bald Wong" "You're wrong." "Go!" "Who's she?" "My Auntie, she's insane" "She wears the beard" "Thanks" "Fine I said not to mistake you as Bald Wong" "Thanks..." "Okay, no problem" "Hit four times just then" "You're not considerate" "My dad didn't behave" "He's insane, afraid of newspapers" "You mean I'm insane?" "You look really mentally" "Ripe me off with majority?" "!" "Right, we have 3 men and 2 girls So what?" "I see." "Majority can beat minority up?" "!" "How can you say so?" "I don't know them We're only sharing the table" "Right, we share the table only" "Hey!" "Mind the minority" "Beat him" "Kit, are you alright?" "Brother!" "Are you okay?" "It hurts" "Dad would kick them away" "Let's talk another day" "Call me if can't find him" "Okay" "This way" "Stop, you too" "Catch one first" "My God, fight like this." "Unbelievable" "What you see?" "Didn't see it?" "Dad, why do you kneel on your knees?" "I got beaten" "Who did it, tell me" "I don't recognize him" "You have a rest" "I have to leave now" "So many people" "I'm sorry, pal" "Bastard!" "I'm wrong What do you wanna do?" "I was fooling around." "I'm innocent" "I won't do it again" "You bastard, don't cry" "I'm bastard." "I've thought it over" "I've decided to, hit you once more" "Go" "Get out" "Daddy!" "Lucy" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine" "When Kit comes out" "Say you're here to bail them" "They still don't know I..." "Okay." "Why end up like this?" "I told you three of them were bad gang" "Uncle Chi and Kit are of triad" "Mind your words" "He isn't wrong but just defaming" "I think this Chinese boy caused the trouble" "Kit is gentle and trustworthy" "Brother!" "Boss, thanks for bailing me out" "Fine, have a rest first" "Kit has tattoos?" "Be quite!" "He shouldn't have it on his back if he's trustworthy" "I should keep quiet Lucy may have mistaken me" "They're just too young Uncle Chi is mature and strict" "He'll teach two of them" "Boss!" "Who are you?" "I'm Yen Chi, boss!" "What did you do to yourself?" "I don't know" "A group of men painted on my face" "I don't know what's on here" "You can't see?" "I have to close my eyes" "Good lad" "Boss, excuse me" "Forget it" "You're the most trustworthy in the office" "Take care of yourself" "Be good from now on Stay away from the triad." "Understand?" "I'll ask my friends in China to come down" "We have guns" "You know" "Boss, something wrong with him" "He doesn't know what he's talking about" "That's fine" "Brother!" "Where did you go?" "A cat chased after a dog at the cinema" "So you watched for the whole night?" "They chased for the whole night" "Look no socks" "That's not bad" "Look at your hair, so long" "Save the time from cutting" "You walk like a cat" "So that I won't fight" "You talk like mad" "Like my dad" "Jing, you have to change" "You can never succeed" "Put it back" "Do I have to be like you?" "Your brother is of Manager rank" "Well" "I can do whatever brother can do" "But brother may not be able to copy me" "Really?" "Try once" "Okay" "Okay" "Oh!" "No" "Oh!" "No" "Why your under not torn off?" "I didn't tear it" "I just put new under on my waist" "You trapped me" "We try again." "This one doesn't count" "We change our places" "See who is the best stand in" "The loser has to obey the winner" "Deal" "Where's Single-eye?" "Fired." "I'm Single-eye too" "You're short-sighted" "I always blink my eyes" "Why?" "A man came to look for Single-eye" "To buy Single-eye's stuff?" "How do you know?" "How voluptuous you look" "You don't behave too" "Good work" "So do you" "I'll tell you the truth" "I come to buy the dose of voluptuary" "Never can cure voluptuary" "I know" "Be quick then" "We don't sell them" "Why did you blink?" "I know I was wrong" "Never mind" "But I won't do it again" "What about this?" "Not bad" "Never can cure voluptuary" "Okay" "You have a pastry in your throat" "Really?" "What?" "!" "See if it is genuine" "Quite alright" "Control yourself" "No, I wanna kiss you" "Kiss" "Go to hell" "Let me kiss you" "Good, fine" "What?" "You're me today" "So I give you my costume" "Put them on" "It's time to get itching" "Where's your watch?" "No, what do you want?" "No, watch to come to the movies" "Times up!" "Itching?" "Yes" "Scratch" "No, not in the public" "Go to a corner" "Good idea, excuse me" "I said no use" "I said dinner only, not movies" "No movies?" "Can I have a last wish?" "I buy the tickets" "Brother, look over there" "I find a mirror" "I go to sell the mirror" "Insane!" "Smart!" "A mad man there, what a place here" "Let's go in" "Not itching now, let's go" "No." "Two nice ladies are here" "Two more tickets and we go together" "Don't..." "I've got one already" "You'll lose if you don't copy" "Hey!" "You think about it" "Don't" "Come" "There again?" "Soft drink Thanks" "Hey!" "Behind us" "People are so open today" "Keep quiet, concentrate" "Okay" "Man with man, look" "Mind your own business" "Damn it!" "I couldn't hold anymore" "You?" "It's me" "Yes, I follow you" "I know you come with him" "Let me explain it" "No need, love causes me to lose myself" "Jealous makes me angry But..." "I don't know what I'm doing" "All I know is I love you" "Hey!" "Fix him Shut up" "You take my girl friend out" "What if I ask you to take care of my mom?" "You seduce your sister-in-law" "You're betrayer" "No, don't be mistaken" "How dare you" "Everybody, justice is always there" "I don't care anymore" "Let's go" "Wait for me Don't go!" "Say something" "Explain" "Listen to me" "I introduced her to him" "You're to be blamed" "But I didn't know he really did it" "You bastard, get him." "Beat him!" "How dare you?" "Hit me like this?" "I didn't try my best to hit" "If they hit you you'll be beaten more seriously" "You're so useless that failed to trap Chi Man Kit" "Article 3 of Rule of Tricks" "The one who escapes would be hurt even more seriously" "It's Chi Man Kit this time" "He's such an innocent person" "I really can't hurt him" "Mind you that you have to be cold-blooded" "I've paid you for fooling him" "Of course I have to act like him tomorrow" "I'll really teach him a lesson Don't worry" "Brother, I can act like you today" "I feel very happy" "Good, that's good" "Brother, I want..." "What do you want again?" "I have to try hard not to disappoint all of you makeeverybodyhappy" "Young man has to work hard" "I have to be decisive with my strength to cure my sadness  be happy" "Good friends, long-lasting friendship good friends will cheer one up" "Good friends are dependable" "Wait, ready?" "Ready!" "Good friends are there to cheer me up" "I'm on top of you" "Insane" "Don't watch then." "Stupid" "The contract with Mr. Kut Chun is important" "I ask Mr. Ching to let you sit behind" "Yes" "Mr. Ching, my brother's here" "It's good to learn rather than fighting" "Kit, ask him to mind has words" "The contract is crucial to us" "Thanks Thanks" "Let me" "Brother, have a drink" "Good" "Mr. Ching Mr. Kut Chun and his men have come" "Ask them to come in" "I feel sick" "Me too" "What a coincidence" "Me too" "Oh, the Japanese are coming" "Delay the Japanese from coming in" "I have to go to the toilet Me too" "Be smart" "Excuse me" "Where is Mr. Ching?" "He told you to go down to get Kut Chun's files here" "Okay, thanks" "Help yourselves" "Be serious." "Sit down" "Where're you going?" "Mr. Ching told me to get Kut Chun's files" "He just went to toilet What?" "!" "He told me to meet Mr. Kut Chun" "Who's here?" "Now, I wanna discuss the contract" "You have the right to remain silence" "But I won't listen to a single word you say" "Do you know how much the contract costs?" "I know, $118B" "You pay us?" "Yes" "Give me Now?" "!" "No?" "What do we discuss then?" "Yes..." "Sorry, you're" "Women don't disturb men" "I died in a hard way" "Freeze yourself for 8 hours" "One punch for one movement" "Where we're just talking about?" "Learn to be as powerful as the Hong Kong executives" "Didn't know that beside Japanese men" "Hong Kong men are manful too" "Good man" "That's nothing" "We wanna cut the contract to $111B" "And we expect from you that beside the big business centre" "You under no conditions build us a staff welfare centre" "Welfare centre?" "A whore house?" "Don't think that Chinese will insult women for money?" "I mean..." "You want us to find girls for you?" "Go to hell" "To punish your sex maniac, $2B more" "I'm not a sex maniac" "Why so many porno movies then?" "I didn't make them" "But you watch them Yes, but... $2B more" "Why intruded China?" "Not me, my grandpa" "For you grandpa, $2B more" "Were you involved in Nanjing's Massacre?" "I wasn't born" "Born so late, $2B more" "Mr. Kut Chun" "Why you Japanese invade our place?" "I'm not Japanese" "What're you?" "My mom married a foreigner" "You're mixed?" "Mixed but discuss business?" "$7B more" "Congratulations!" "How's it?" "The contract is done" "The Kut Chun Group agrees to give $150B to build a commercial centre with two stories doesn't matter if that's strong or not as long as it wouldn't collapse for 6 months" "The contract is here" "Mr. Kut Chun..." "Mr. Ching, help!" "What did you do?" "I did for the benefit of the firm" "You told me so" "I didn't ask you to fight" "I didn't" "Hey, did he hit you?" "Yes!" "He beat you?" "Say it again, did I hit you?" "Let him go" "Why did you hit him?" "Did you hear, he said no" "Mr. Kut Chun!" "..." "Arrest the mad man" "Who is mad?" "I'll arrest him" "Mr. Ching, sorry" "Sorry for what had happened" "You two are fired" "Mind your words" "I can't help, you all heard that" "What's matter?" "What happened?" "They annoyed our clients Your dad called the police" "Don't discuss here" "Mr. Ching, I know I'm responsible" "We'll resign if not fired" "Sorry, let's go" "Ask the guards to watch them to pack up" "Mr. Ching!" "Chi, no need to say." "You're senior here" "I won't blame you on this" "But, no need to say" "I know my kids are wrong" "But I have to say something" "What?" "I resign" "Dad, you have 2 more months to retire" "You'll lose $200,000" "I didn't expect this to happen" "Never mind, we aren't short of money" "I can't stay after you two are gone" "We try to spend less" "The most important thing is happiness" "Mr. Ching!" "..." "It's done." "Let's go" "Who's that?" "Dad!" "Brother, dad!" "Still awake?" "Slept already" "I'm sorry for what had happened today" "I'm so sorry that can't sleep" "Have a rest It's very late" "Good night!" "My identity is revealed?" "!" "What would you do if you were them?" "I'll fix Jing Koo" "Dangerous" "Be well prepared" "Freeze, pal" "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday to you" "Congratulations!" "How do you know it's my birthday?" "I asked your mom about your birth proof" "She only knows it's your birthday today" "Why bite your lips?" "You're so good to me just like my real dad and brother" "We're your real dad and brother" "Yes" "Come, make a wish and have a little wine" "You're very good people if ever I'm wrong" "Hope that you'll be alright safe and healthy and never meet another villain like me" "Morning!" "Morning!" "Anna, I have to call inside No phone calls for me" "I know Mr. Kam" "Banana, line 1" "Thanks, can I use your phone?" "You succeeded to force Chi Man Kit to leave" "You deserve the name Tricks Expert" "Give me the money quick" "Sorry Banana, it should be line 2" "Thanks" "Okay, I'll send you a cheque 6B, Fat Tat Bldg, right?" "But I wanna teach him one more lesson" "So he can never recover" "No, I don't wanna trap them anymore" "You ask someone else" "No regret?" "!" "I'll never regret" "The voice sounds like Chi Man Jing" "Is the Tricks Expert in?" "Who's that?" "Who're you?" "You?" "It's me" "It's really you!" "Why you help Macky to fool the Chi's?" "Tell me, go to hell" "Thanks" "Have a drink first" "No" "Try the free fight" "Good." "Why do you do that?" "People pay me for doing it" "I have to help" "It's a pity." "They treat you so well" "They think that you're the younger son" "You're beast" "You can treat me like animal" "I'll never touch them again" "That's all I can do" "Think how good they have been to you" "They lost their job because of you" "What do you intend to do?" "Explain to them and deal with Macky" "Impossible" "Why?" "Article 8 Rule of Tricks is" "Have to be tough and no regret" "What fool set them?" "Me!" "You can change it" "But I'd sworn if ever I break any of the rules" "I'd be severely punished" "What punishment?" "I can never date girls anymore" "You can date me" "What?" "You?" "Yes, me" "What if you regret?" "I swear if you can't date girls anymore and I don't go with you I can never go out with boys" "Good" "Deal Deal" "But one more condition" "What condition?" "Can you have plastic surgery?" "Who's that?" "Stay calm" "I'm alright" "Don't get excited" "Right!" "Do you have heart attack?" "No..." "Take 2 steps back" "Yes" "Further" "What're you doing?" "Quick!" "I'm coming." "Don't push me" "Dad, kill me please" "I'm so sorry" "My son you don't addict?" "What?" "That kind?" "No, not that kind" "Don't tell me you're of that kind!" "No, not that kind" "Fine, what kind then?" "We're father and son." "Talk openly" "I'm not your son" "What?" "I lied to you I didn't tell you the truth" "Doesn't matter" "You understand?" "I understand" "I know you need dad's love" "But dad won't blame you" "Dad loves both girls and boys my daughter" "I'm not a girl, I don't mean this" "What do you mean then?" "Look over there" "Nothing" "You soon look so handsome!" "My actual identity is the one who improves social trend" "Promote youth manner an incentive to the pictures" "The Handsome Tricks Expert, Jing Koo" "My English name is Jing Koo" "You mean..." "I'm not your son" "My dad's Mean Koo and mom's Ball Ng" "Macky hires me to fool you and your son to separate Lucy from you two" "Dad" "Dad..." "Don't call." "I just put on the show" "Take a look over there" "So fast this time, more time" "Okay" "Okay, action!" "You understand now?" "Of course, I've been fooled" "No problem." "It won't kill" "You bastard, fool me?" "!" "You fool me" "Father!" "Why do you hit my boyfriend?" "You hit my boyfriend?" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine" "Jing Koo regrets" "He didn't expect to be treated so well" "He won't help Macky" "Really?" "!" "I really hope Kit will forgive me" "I'll help you to deal with Macky" "But Kit's neck has put on the magic oil" "It's so stiff" "He believes you're his younger brother" "He'll lose control if you tell him the truth" "Magic oil for the neck?" "Of course." "Where else?" "Think of a way-out" "Dad, the thunder is coming" "What a world!" "I can't find my brother" "Jing's been back" "He's here?" "He told dad a secret" "What secret?" "This is the whole story" "I was treated like a fool" "No, there is always a reason" "Forgive him" "I won't forgive him" "Kit, if he sincerely apologizes would you give him a chance?" "Fine, if he comes when I count 3" "I forgive him" "1, 2" "You forgive me." "How nice!" "Thanks Yes..." "Dad, you have been helping him" "No, dad thought." "Kit..." "Don't call me" "Kit, he's sincere this time" "How can I tell if he's sincere?" "If I fool you again I'll get struck by thunder" "You see" "Kit, he's sincere" "He's struck by thunder Don't help him" "No it's by mistake" "Be careful!" "If I'm going to fool you this time" "I'll be struck to death by continuous thunder" "Oh!" "Jing" "Don't make such bad oaths strike you devil" "Jing, are you alright?" "How come?" "!" "Must have mistaken me" "I shouldn't have been struck" "How come I'm struck by thunder at the doorway?" "!" "I'm not free" "Hey!" "See!" "You don't have to say" "I can forget about the past" "From this moment I don't wanna see you anymore" "Leave, please leave" "Kit, don't!" "Fine, he stays and I leave" "I finally find someone trustworthy" "Kit" "Lucy, don't lean on other's car" "So boring." "Let's take a walk" "Miss, do you want an umbrella?" "Call you Miss?" "Kit, I've hidden something from you" "You lied to me too?" "Fine, tell me" "I'm Pluto Ching's daughter Selina" "You're big boss' daughter?" "And you lied to me as a clerk" "You're Macky's fiancée?" "!" "Great I've been fooled since I got promoted and never stops till today" "What do you want me to do?" "How can I make you happy?" "Should I behave like a dog if you say sit, I'll obey right here?" "Don't be like that." "I don't mean that" "And I reach out my hand if you say hand?" "Or you'll beat me if I disobey?" "My hands are here, come" "Don't" "Kit, Kit" "Lucy?" "I'm sorry." "I'm the extra" "Sorry, I'm leaving" "Bye" "Kit, Kit" "Go after him" "He didn't give me a chance" "I'm going" "You're really going?" "!" "Hey, Lucy!" "What expert are you?" "!" "Handsome Tricks Expert" "You have to solve it" "Let me think" "That's your office Bingo!" "Your sign is The Ultimate Expert?" "Tricks Expert!" "No, The Ultimate Expert" "Where did you see this?" "Anywhere!" "The Ultimate Expert" "Must be my fans sent me to celebrate me" "The Ultimate Expert" "It really suits me" "You sent it?" "Thanks!" "Want my photo with signature?" "Colour or black and white?" "No, I'm the one to fit in the name" "We start business today" "We can negotiate" "No problem!" "Mary has a little sheep..." "It's a mini high voltage device to make people sing" "The latest invention from the States" "Wonderful!" "Mine is Quickly Hand to take off pants" "Product of my dad 25 years ago" "A fruit basket" "Stop What?" "The Ultimate Expert" "Be careful!" "Not easy to trap me" "Where to get the grape?" "The fruit basket" "Be careful!" "Bomb!" "Nothing!" "Only if the nut is" "Lucky he didn't use chemical weapon" "We have to be careful" "Do I have to go to the hospital?" "We're so close" "I have to take care of you to the hospital" "No. 7 bus-stop downstairs and travel 8 stops to the OPD of Kwong Wah Hospital" "You're so good to me" "My pleasure!" "Good business?" "!" "Macky I've told you I won't help you anymore" "I know That's why I'd found The Ultimate Expert" "Didn't I tell you?" "Go!" "Bye!" "Lucy will get engaged tonight" "So fast?" "Macky wants to do it quick" "Kit angered Lucy" "They're only angry with each other" "What shall we do?" "Go to find Kit, quick" "And say sorry to Lucy." "That'll be okay" "I'll find him" "Can you deal with The Ultimate Expert?" "Of course" "I have my strength" "I have one more secret weapon" "What weapon?" "It's... secret" "Don't ask about secret" "Oh!" "You aren't young" "Kit is over there" "How do you know?" "I recognize by his hair" "How could you!" "Kit..." "Lucy's getting engaged to Macky tonight" "Engaged only, no problem" "But they can go to bed" "What go to bed?" "It's a physical thing" "The man and woman get excited" "And after pre-play the man will put his..." "His what?" "Loosen his belt" "Oh!" "And the bride, would take her" "Her what?" "Take her red handkerchief off" "And what's next?" "Start going to bed" "That is?" "!" "What did he say?" "It's urgent." "Go to say sorry to Lucy" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "I don't believe you" "The masked man was dad" "He's hit twice by you" "We wanted to cheer you up but we did the wrong thing" "Really?" "Yes" "True Let's go" "But, never mind the girls" "No, they are important" "Marry her and then you can torture her" "And then make her to be a whore" "Don't give her up to somebody else" "Keep calm" "That's my girl-friend only" "Not mine?" "No Go..." "Boss everything goes on okay in the garden" "Be careful" "Kill the three of them" "Boss, a group of lion dance coming 2 for lion dance, one is the bait" "Can't see the face" "Yes, right" "Must be them" "Must be them" "Don't beat me." "It's me." "It's me" "My god!" "Are you alright, Mr. Ching?" "I'm okay." "Why did you hit us?" "What's wrong with you?" "They're my old friends" "We celebrate with the lion dance" "I'm sorry." "I don't expect this" "Sorry the two of you" "I help you" "Lucy, think carefully" "You can't play with love" "What can I do?" "Kit will come if he loves me" "All these days we've been dating" "He never said I love you" "Don't argue with love" "And no foolishness" "Of course Kit loves you" "Why not tell me?" "Not a waste of time!" "I check if he's come" "Come out!" "Come!" "Hi Hi" "Hello" "Help yourself I'll" "Help yourself Congratulations" "Lucy!" "Come over" "Chi Man Kit!" "Right, I fix him up" "Be careful, a lot of guests today Don't alarm them" "Can you?" "I can manage" "Kit!" "Lucy, leave him" "Come over" "Have you finished?" "Kit, left thigh" "Roger!" "Don't go" "Kit, this engaging ring for Lucy" "I handle them" "Kit, stop him from getting the ring" "You say so" "I told you to stay out" "Beat him" "Brother the powder can't be washed away" "It can't stop me" "Stay calm Get him back and I'll fix him slowly" "Damn, stuck!" "Anybody comes?" "Anybody?" "What's matter, brother?" "I can't take my hand off my head" "You're kidding, right?" "Damn you!" "I go and ask the reason why" "Get me a towel to cover it" "Finish with the head first" "Okay" "Quick!" "Why take me to the sitting room?" "I said I'd take revenge" "Who're you?" "The Handsome Tricks Expert" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Go, quick!" "Who's that?" "The guests are there" "The new guard." "May be insane" "Mr. Ching, I heard a rumour" "What?" "Ridiculous Mr. Kam and that guy are gay" "Kit?" "!" "What did you say?" "Kit!" "Lucy, where are you going?" "To look for Kit" "Don't, he comes to make a mess here" "I have to look for him" "Don't, have a rest" "Come, go over" "I'll be back soon" "Wait" "Be careful of the shirt of The Ultimate Expert" "It's a Red Hot Tricky Shirt" "Get the stuff Here!" "Secret weapon!" "I couldn't know the secret weapon" "The metal box in the boot" "Okay" "Wait!" "Call the police" "Jing Koo, you two can't leave now" "What to do?" "I'll handle The Ultimate Expert and the rest's for you" "Just that?" "And the shirt" "Thanks!" "Bastard, come" "Oh, so many" "Bastard, over there" "Thanks, that side" "Bastard, that side!" "I'm not bastard" "You really look like a bastard" "Look at your reflection" "Really like a bastard" "You have to admit, that side" "Mirror" "Real bastard" "Time limit for you before Jan 15 next year" "I'll give you a chance if you retreat" "Don't waste time, come" "I count 3, then I'll make my move 1, 2" "I'm capable" "Still standing" "Still fine" "Yeah" ""Voluptuary Can't be Moved" Take him up" "No Open his mouth" "Try the doses" "Thanks" "Don't look, catch him" "Don't move." "It's our own business" "Try my Bloody Hat" "You know how powerful they are" "Bloody Hat" "Just a touch would spread the cream on all your face" "It's a very tricky weapon of The Ultimate Expert" "Scared?" "I'm not scared" "It's stale!" "Oh!" "Don't have to be afraid despite staleness" "No one told you to be scared You're just scared" "Look at him You!" "I have to show the world" "The No.1 Tricks Expert is me" "Go to hell" "Jing, catch it" "Super Tricky Tricks Box!" "Banana" "Real banana?" "!" "Remote Electric Banana" "Super electric power can make you mad" "A very powerful tricky trick" "Damn!" "Again" "Oh!" "Honest Bean Paste Bun!" "Honest Bean Paste Bun" "A mouthful of it makes you tell the truth in 30 sec" "A new invention in 90s" "I'm Jing Koo to help family at six to sell blood at 8 to cure my mom to have good result in public exam at 10 the talent youth at 15" "I feel that I'm really handsome and Michael Jackson is the most handsome man on the earth and our leader is the greatest leader" "What?" "Lying Bean Paste Bun?" "Damn you!" "Shameful Candy!" "Shameful Candy" "It makes the one feel very shameful for what he's done is a supreme trick" "I'm wrong" "I'm so ashamed" "I was a peeping tom at 9 and had VD at 13" "I treated my mom as a servant at 15" "Yes" "I do every wrong thing and am a gay" "Oh, I'm so ashamed" "You shouldn't be alive" "Right" "Go to hell" "I deserve it" "I help you" "Quick Thanks!" "Cut it" "To Stiffen the Muscle!" "Wanna run?" "Super Glue!" "You're in trouble" "Can't fix it." "So tough" "He's committing suicide" "Thunder Golden Leg" "One more leg in the middle" "Reddish Bomb" "You're still No.1 Tricks Expert" "Congratulations!" "Who found red cloth robbers of the bank?" "This group raid my premises" "Arrest them" "So many red cloth robbers" "Come, arrest them" "Okay go" "Help!" "Don't chase me" "Lucy help!" "Kit" "Don't let him get closer" "It isn't my business." "Don't beat me" "Don't." "Don't beat me" "Kit..." "Lucy, I did all to see you here" "It's okay Let's go to talk to dad" "Come" "This way" "Okay" "Here we are" "Enough" "Dad, I wanna marry Kit" "Mr. Ching can promise me" "I can't say no" "What a voluptuous pair" "How can call Kit like this?" "You say then" "What a seductive pair" "Right" "What should we do then?" "What do you wanna do?" "Get married" "I have to ask mom" "That's way" "Mom" "This..." "Maggie, it's you" "Chi!" "Long time no see" "The windy rainy night 20 years ago..." "Don't mention it anymore." "We're old now" "What happen after that night?" "I had your baby" "Where's he now" "That's Jing!" "What?" "You?" "I'm really your Father!"