"Half catty of tender beef" "Are they fresh?" "Give me more green" "Fanny, just help us" "You know" "A has conflicts with B and C dislikes D" "They don't play if you're not here" "We always lack one" "No." "I was scolded by husband many times" "He doesn't allow me to play outside in the afternoon" "How does he know when you're back at 5?" "I act like luring other guys." "No" "Don't you know?" "It feels like hands being bitten by bugs..." "Itchy, irresistible!" "I know" "It's good" "Your husband don't get back for days so often!" "No." "He said he's in Macau and will be back before 5" "That's fine." "You go back at 6" "He never knows it" "I'm coming!" "Fanny's gonna play!" "Coming" "Wait!" "They're hurried to lose." "I'm coming!" "1 Dot" "What did you discard?" "8 Dots" "Chow" "2 Characters" "No..." "I must stop you winning" "You've won me for 9 days...4 Dots, right?" "Then I'll throw 1 Dot" "How many times have I taught you?" "Throw 1 to lure 4." "It's fake for sure" "Then I'm gonna Pong it" "Self-made." "Purity!" "Self-made, Semipure and All Bangos!" "Stop..." "Stop..." "Self-made, Green Dragon and 1s-and-9s!" "You win again!" "How can we beat you?" "Honey" "You're not home?" "Sure." "I'm buying some fruit" "I'm going back very soon" "You can drink the soup when you're back" "Fanny." "The papaya's so fresh today" "Yes...talk to you later" "I fear they'll cheat me" "Bye" "My god...end today..." "How about this?" "How about this?" "Hold it and count next day." "Bye!" "You place the tiles randomly on purpose?" "No." "I have no glasses today 1 tile to win" "Waiting for which ones?" "Here 1 and 4 Dots?" "No" "Let me help you" "Self-made!" "My husband" ""Making" with your husband will do" "You pervert!" "Oh masturbation, just like celebration" "Don't you know that?" "He doesn't allow me to play outside in the afternoon" "I'm gonna make the soup at home" "Mr. Wong." "You're back" "Damn" "Husband's faster than me" "Excuse me" "Excuse me!" "Already one here?" "(Wet paint)" "I gotta get back faster than him" "Darling" "Shit!" "Must be playing Mahjong outside" "Honey, you're back" "We'll have dinner after shower" "I won't eat at home tonight" "Why?" "I'm following the Demon to run gambling ships, you know" "He invited a renowned Korean guest over for dinner... and told me to go with you" "Sure." "We seldom go out together" "This is Fanny, my wife" "This is my boss, the Demon" "Hi, the Demon" "Take a seat" "Johnnie said you excel at Mahjong" "Thanks." "I just play it for fun" "So humble" "My smaller sister, Curvy" "It's heard your master is that famous Three Tiles" "And Fei's your senior sister." "Also famous" "You're not an ordinary player at all" "I haven't seen him for long, too" "Really?" "Right." "I've met the Korean guest to have dinner" "He's known as Macho" "The Korean Queen of Mahjong Dealer, comes with him" "Dealer?" "It's heard that she wins 366 consecutive games... and won the whole building" "The Demon" "Macho" "Where's Dealer?" "Please" "The Demon" "Nice to meet you" "Let me introduce to you" "My new follower Johnnie and his husband Fanny" "Why don't we play Mahjong now?" "What do you think, Dealer?" "I must listen to you" "I'm so worried about you all" "Self-made with Purity in the very beginning" "I'm so sorry about that" "I just thought you're an expert" "You take one more tile with each hand only" "I don't know what you're talking about" "One more game..." "How come?" "Just a few tiles?" "Really?" "1 3 tiles per player." "Too Few!" "Go" "It hurts!" "I could see nothing." "Jun, where are you?" "You think you can go this easy?" "You fakers" "Where're you from?" "Sorry..." "I am "Korean"..." "This is my surname" "What the hell!" "Dare cheat me in my home?" "Break their hands and legs Take out all their money" "Then throw them down the hill!" "No...help..." "I'm blind now." "I could see nothing" "Give me a chance..." "Jun, I am blind now" "Please let me use your eyes" "Go to hell!" "Cheers!" "What a joke!" "A faker" "Fanny, you're quite skilful" "Thanks so much" "What about your sex skills?" "Lick it, honey" "Dare play tricks with me?" "Go say sorry to her!" "You'll never get out if you don't!" "Let it go." "She's our guest anyway" "Sit down" "You made me lose face!" "That gal has been touching your leg... and nestled her tits on you" "You think I'll get raped?" "Don't be childish" "I'm working for the Demon" "Great chance to get rich" "He has more than 1 0 ballrooms and several ships" "He's well known in the society" "Anyway, I don't like that gal!" "I'm not arguing with you." "Get back home" "Honey" "1 0 1 5, 1 0" "Drink it" "You know how to mix?" "I've told you" "Much more ice and water much bigger straw and stick" "And a little bit of wine" "It doesn't make them excited" "You fool." "What excited?" "Who pays the bill if they're all drunk?" "And when the soccer match reaches the climax go mix the wine with water" "3 become 4..." "No. 1 becomes 4" "They won't care when they're gambling" "Brother" "Sister." "Come to visit me suddenly?" "Where's your husband?" "Leave it alone." "I quarreled with him" "Give me 2 glasses of Long Island" "But you love her so much!" "He fxxked me off" "You're his wife..." "It's reasonable that he fxxked you" "He's working for that Demon these days" "And his sister's sexy" "Has been flirting with husband" "I was aggravated so I played tricks on her" "But then I was just shouted by him" "You're wrong" "Guys gotta have social intercourse at work" "Work for gambling ships only but not as a gigolo" "Not?" "Many customers come here... just because of me" "Coz the waitress here are sexy" "It's not you" "Not me?" "Gals attract randy guys, and I..." "I attract randy gals" "What?" "I gotta mimick sexy actors" "What's wrong with this world?" "Boss..." "That blockhead bought 6 dozens of beers 6 dozens?" "Use them to have a shower?" "It's not your business." "He did pay for it" "He'll buy much when you say he's handsome" "Where's he?" "Right there" "Sai, do you know you make my heart throbbed... every time you're here?" "I fear I'd have heart attack" "Many gals have been fascinated for years by me for years" "Sure." "So have I" "Excuse me" "Let me introduce to you" "I'm practicing drama here" "She's one of the members" "The drama's called "Loose in Morals"... which is about criticizing this immoral society" "This is my wife, Fei" "This is Miss Virtuous Nope." "She's a nurse" "Hi!" "Nurse?" "You must be responsible for breast-feed!" "Darling...it's public area" "Don't use so much force." "Be tender" "Nurse?" "Bastard..." "That cruel?" ""Loose in Morals"?" "Nurse?" "Nurse? "Loose in Morals"?" "Senior sister Who?" "Remember me?" "I'm Fanny" "Fanny?" "Come on, help me" "Sure" "Help!" "Long time no see, Fanny" "I seldom come out after I got married" "Really?" "How about you?" "Me?" "I've got married" "Where's your husband?" "My husband?" "Please forgive me" "We're beating your husband?" "Doesn't matter." "I've beaten him for a year and he's fine" "Trample on him!" "Really?" "Yes" "Do you know our master reaches 80 some days later?" "Really?" "Sure" "I do wanna see him" "OK." "Let's have dinner on Saturday at 8" "Does he have new apprentices?" "There's one" "She's called Love." "Cute gal!" "I haven't heard of it!" "Go to die!" "Something to do." "I'm going" "OK" "What're you doing?" "The name "Love" makes me fall a half in love at once!" "Take me there" "Let me drive you" "Fanny, you go first" "I'll park the car and come" "On the top floor." "Gotta walk the stairs" "No problem." "I can even sacrifice for a pretty gal" "Why do you beep?" "I saw the space first" "I must have let you come originally" "What did you say?" "I've waited for 10 minutes here!" "But there's a super cute gal upstairs" "You're out of luck" "Leave here!" "It's OK if I give you the space" "But I have a disease" "Hand moving disease" "Luckily I have lots of keys" "No!" "No..." "And your car is beautiful" "No...it's dangerous..." "What?" "You think you're Ronaldino?" "What?" "You think you're Ronaldino?" "You think I'm scared?" "No" "It's my advice only" "Wait and see!" "Please drink the tea" "Good" "Good" "It's for you" "Wish you self-made forever" "Thank you, master" "Come here" "Me also?" "Of course" "I, Chi Mo Sai, hope you'll live a hundred years" "Have you had one more apprentice?" "Where's it?" "Where's Love?" "That dude always go out Maybe she's coming" "I wanna kill!" "Who aggravated you?" "An extremely ugly man took my parking space" "I feared he'd spoil my car so I parked far away!" "Let it go." "You've parked the car" "You can gain no matter how many tiles you change" "Let me scold him with you" "OK" "Calm down, 8th junior sister" "Let me introduce" "She's Fanny, 7th junior sister" "7th senior sister" "Master talk about you so often" "He said among all apprentices" "You've got the highest potential" "Really?" "Thanks so much, master" "I'm just playing with a little money... with other wives" "A little money cheers you up" "Mahjong is a game, not a weapon" "What you do now is right 8th sister hasn't finished learning Mahjong but she masters another technique" "What technique?" "To deal with wolves, bandits... she invents a technique... called "Life-taking Nip"" "Guys who tried it was really hurt" "I must learn it" "It's OK" "Go demonstrate it..." "Who's willing to demonstrate it with me?" "My brother" "What's wrong with you?" "I parked the car on the street" "Suddenly somebody threw off a pack of yellow stuff" "I just thought it was shit and" "I touched it, smelt it..." "Real shit." "I'm stinking" "My car's gotta washed again." "Damn!" "Let me introduce" "This is Three Tiles, my master 2nd and 5th senior brother, and... the one you like most, 8th junior sister, Love" "This is your brother?" "Sure..." "What?" "You said you wanna meet her" "Why look so strange now?" "Anyway, many things had just happened..." "Tell you later" "Did he struggle for the parking space with you?" "He's so handsome." "Of course not him" "He's so handsome." "Of course not him" "What?" "Let's chat outside" "Excuse me" "Many gals like to chat with me" "I didn't know you're with us." "Sorry for that" "Can you..." "leave it apart?" "What do you think?" "Let me...invite you over for dinner, movie karaoke...and hotel" "Many gals want you to do these but I refused" "Is it so...good enough?" "Sure" "Honestly, if I yell now" "About 1 0 men will get in and finish you" "No deal?" "Not really." "Let me pinch you" "Pinch me only?" "Come on..." "But it may hurt you" "A pretty gal pinch you." "It's too worthy" "Come on" "Let's eat" "Who's crying?" "Let's eat now!" "Where's my brother?" "He wanna look at the view" "Dinner time, brother" "What's wrong with you?" "Her "Life-taking Nip"..." "It's hard!" "Where did you pinch you?" "Here..." "Let me see" "No." "You must laugh Let me see" "No laugh." "Promise me" "Promise again I promise." "Hurry!" "You promised me!" "Don't let you see" "Junior sister's "Life-taking Nip" is great..." "Let me see..." "No..." "How do I face everyone from now on?" "No..." "Love, teach 7th senior sister this technique" "Maybe it's useful for her" "Yes" "Why do you say so, master?" "She doesn't look good" "I worry if something happens on her" "Don't mention it with her" "Yes, master" "The Demon, you call me here... to look at you smoking?" "Hurried?" "What gal have you dated?" "No." "I thought you have something to talk with me" "We run gambling ships together 1 own 70 percent" "And we lost 1 40 million" "That means I lost 1 00 million" "I'm totally out of luck these days" "Won by 2 Taiwanese guys" "Another 2 mainland debtors were killed" "I myself have lost several 10 million dollars" "It's not my business" "The fact's that you manage the ship and I lost" "I wanna earn it back" "What do you want to do?" "Change the boss" "You want me quit?" "All of my accountants can't understand your accounts" "I wanna look at it." "It's reasonable" "Who do you want to be the boss?" "Let me introduce." "My new follower, Johnnie" "Greet him" "Never heard of him" "Nice to meet you" "Bastard" "If you don't give me the chance it's meaningless working together" "I'm now taking 40 million" "Others are kept by this bootlicker" "Don't go" "What?" "Don't need to trouble you" "I finished all your buddies with 4 million dollars" "The remaining..." "I'll give you in your next life" "You" "Put on his jacket for him" "Take him into the car and throw him into the landfill" "Well done, man" "I didn't know you finished his guys" "He treats his followers bad This is his punishment" "I'll give his ship to you and Curvy" "Let's keep close contact" "How to contact?" "What contact...do you want?" "Honey" "What's wrong with your back?" "Fight with others" "Fight?" "The Demon argued with a traitor" "He intended to plot against the Demon so I fought him... and I was scratched like this" "Men scratch others?" "He's mad" "The fingernails were so long" "How come you've done such a dangerous thing?" "You gotta be fierce to gain" "Why don't you find other things to work?" "Are you crazy?" "I'm doing so well." "Why change?" "We're gonna live in a big house next month" "Why move?" "We're living so well" "That's not your business" "Enjoy what you have" "I'll talk a shower." "You go to bed" "What's up?" "Honey..." "We haven't done that for long..." "I'm tired." "I'm sleeping" "Sleep" "It's a good news you come here" "Bring tortoise jelly here?" "High-class stuff. $1 00 each." "Eat it" "Don't need to be with your husband?" "He doesn't come home for a whole week" "Something wrong with him" "He's got to work" "He gotta work in the Demon's gambling ship" "He should go home no matter how hard he works" "At least drink some soup and see his wife" "Even no calls." "Must be something wrong" "Really?" "Does he have sex with you lately?" "Problematic 2 months only." "Anything wrong?" "Anything wrong?" "Shit!" "Really problematic?" "Are you both happy with sexual life?" "What's meant by happy?" "I give you when he wants." "Isn't it happy?" "You're living in the 1 8th century?" "Women nowadays should be active" "Both of you are happy" "How often in general?" "Once a month." "Everybody's the same" "I mean orgasm" "Talk other stuff" "How conservative" "It's OK if he's glad." "It doesn't matter" "Yes, the first time..." "It seemed...yes" "No..." "That means you're not satisfied when you have sex" "Satisfied!" "When I play Mahjong and self-make" "That feeling...makes me satisfied" "It's over, senior sister" "You do nothing but self-make" "You should have creativeness" "Give him more stimulation" "What do you mean?" "Give him more sexual fantasy" "I don't understand" "Sometimes you pretend to be a nurse... sometimes a policewoman" "This is called "uniform luring"" "You know what?" "It's outdated" "Outdated?" "Just like me" "I was called Mary." "Men heard it and soon ran away" "Then I changed the name into "Love"" "Fills men with sexual fantasy" "The number of guys who wanna get me... is uncountable" "What should I do?" "Change my name?" "What name is good enough?" "You're called "Love"..." "And you?" ""Loss of Love"" "Great. "Loss of Love"" "And men should have a sense of pride" "When you have sex with him you gotta pretend to be... very excited" "Then he'll be happy" "Let me write them down" "Pretend to be a nurse...change name into "Loss of Love"" "And, pretend to be... very excited!" "Let's eat" "Let's eat..." "A gang of stupid ass Wanna get me into jail?" "Gotta pay to go to court" "Congratulations" "Demon, don't think I don't give you advantage" "After King of Mahjong Competition here comes the international" "God of Mahjong Contest" "This is my strong point" "I'm already the representative of Taiwan" "Let's win together, do we?" "How much does each of us take?" "I compete directly I decide who'll win the game" "So you pay it for sure" "How advantageous you are!" "What the hell, Demon?" "You let this gal interrupt us?" "She's quite good at Mahjong" "She got the right as representative of Macau" "Maybe she'll fight with you" "Will she beat me?" "We'll see" "My sister was taught by a maestro... for 7 years" "3 years ago, my master won all your money in Japan" "I sat behind him." "Remember that?" "Your master's dead long ago" "I forced him to die" "He'd been playing with me for 1 2 consecutive days... and lose all to me" "He lost all the reputation and soon killed himself" "Which means no deal at all?" "Don't think of taking advantage from me" "Don't regret for it." "Go!" "The Demon." "Let me finish him" "No." "Maybe I'll cooperate with him later" "Leave it alone" "Curvy, you also excel in Mahjong?" "Don't just think only that bitch can" "Take a seat, Johnnie" "I know all the stuff between you and my sister" "What do you wanna do?" "The Demon..." "My sister can't be the 2nd wife" "Divorce your wife and marry my sister or leave Curvy and live with that thing, but... this makes me lose face and I won't let you follow me then" "The Demon..." "I gotta talk with my mom" "No problem" "Grandma" "Mom!" "Mom..." "My son..." "What have you done with her?" "I've talked with her" "Curvy's so good" "She gave a flat... and 1 00 gold bars for me" "Go kick your wife out" "Sure." "Go divorce your wife" "Get married with Curvy and we'll soon be relatives" "I'll let you run the gambling ship" "Think of what?" "It's a good deal" "Mr. Wong" "You look sick...what should I do?" "Strip off the clothes!" "Is it too nasty?" "No problem. "Loss of Love", go..." "What?" "Power cut?" "Mr. Johnnie Wong" "The doctor said you're in critical condition" "You must strip off your clothes... before you're healed up" "This is "Loss of Love", your private nurse" "Nice to meet you" "What're you doing?" "You don't like it?" "I've found it for days" "What's up, honey?" "Honey?" "Let me talk if you don't want to" "He no longer loves you." "He loves me" "Your grandma... did agree with it" "If you agree..." "This $1 million is fee of divorce" "It's that simple" "What's wrong with you, honey?" "Got a fever?" "Why standing still?" "What?" "Fanny..." "We now have no love at all" "Let's be friends" "What?" "Friends?" "No" "You can never see her" "Or I'll regard it as luring my husband" "What?" "Tell her" "You were just talkative" "Why are you look like a dumb?" "Talk something" "What did you say?" "What did you say?" "You don't wanna be bad." "Let me do it" "Stand here for what?" "Get into the car!" "Don't make troubles, Fanny" "Shut up" "This is the business of this big-tits and me" "Your husband does like my breast" "Look at you." "Paine and airport" "This is Marital Settlement Agreement" "Sign it" "No daydreaming" "It's heard you're an apprentice of Three Tiles" "You excel in playing Mahjong" "Mind your own business" "Don't say I bully." "Let's have a 2-person Mahjong" "If I lose, I'll never see your husband" "If you lose, sign this" "What if you go back on your word?" "Then may god give me breast cancer" "OK, let's start 2-player Mahjong was popular in Singapore and Malaysia" "During the 60s' and 70s' in Hong Kong... many people play this, too" "Only 2 players means it's not easy to cheat" "And there is neither Dots, Bamboos or Flowers" "Every game can win or lose a lot." "Exciting" "7 Characters" "Chow" "South" "Pong" "5 Characters" "Chow" "I should have Purity" "But she gave up 5 and 7 Characters" "Will I get lost with East?" "Discarding 9 Characters is safer 9 Characters" "I thought you'd throw East" "How do you know I have East?" "My master was a maestro in Japan" "I can remember where all 1 44 tiles are placed 60 tiles...is nothing" "This East..." "I'll wait for you" "4 Happiness, waited for 9 Characters!" "9 Characters...anything to say?" "Accept the result." "You said that" "Sign it" "Here's $1 million" "I don't want it" "I'm going" "Johnnie" "Candy, Mandy Yes" "Fanny feels bad now" "Go look after her" "Yes" "Get out!" "Boss told us to look after you!" "Sai, I think you look so much like Andy Lau" "Which part?" "Look" "Cover your nose and mouth... and left eye as well" "Look." "The wrinkles're so much like him" "Really" "A bit 6 more dozens" "OK" "How can you tolerate your wife's fist?" "I've already got used to it" "She keeps beating, I keep playing... until I die" "Men... usually go home after they've played outside... unless he's ruthless" "I have just met a ruthless..." "What's wrong, sister?" "I lost my husband...in a Mahjong game" "Bet on husband?" "Introduce to my wife" "Shut up!" "I wanna use it for a while!" "Sister, no..." "I wanna die...please let me die..." "Where's the knife?" "Where's the knife?" "Give me back the knife!" "What?" "Let me die..." "Or I'm gonna crash myself into the wall!" "Stand it..." "Can you stand it?" "Gotta stand it even if we can't" "Sister!" "Where're you going?" "What's wrong?" "I can't stand it..." "Take it easy..." "Cool it..." "Why do you wanna kill yourself?" "I love Johnnie very much" "Is it worthy dying for such a guy?" "He should be chopped into pieces to feed the dogs" "He's worth nothing" "The sis of the Demon... wants to kill you" "You know it so early?" "Senior sister." "We're on your side" "You have our support" "They should die, not you!" "Sure..." "What should I do?" "What should I do then?" "Mahjong can cure any diseases" "My would-be husband was killed and I wanted to be with him" "Luckily my pals played Mahjong with me for a whole week" "And I was the dealer for 1 20 times" "The world's so beautiful..." "Why go to die?" "There must be good guys in the world" "How about... being my 2nd wife?" "You'll soon rest in peace" "No." "I am always alerted" "So tired" "Come here, junior sister..." "Let me find some pals here... to play Mahjong with you" "You can relax." "Will you?" "What type of Mahjong?" "You decide it..." "Can I win with any kind of Mahjong?" "Sure...whatever you want" "You decide it" "You lose if I lose" "OK" "Let's look for mates." "Go" "I've been playing for 1 0 days since that day" "What?" "Tiles bullying player?" "5 Dots" "Win!" "You've just discarded it" "I use it again." "You've got no luck" "I've 4 times by the same tile in 12 rounds" "9 Bamboos" "What?" "This is 7 Bamboos!" "I want it." "Pong" "8 Bamboos" "Win!" "Pure Bamboos!" "Are you OK?" "You're collecting Bamboos... and give the tile to the lower to win?" "You lost so much." "Don't go on" "After this game" "I have been fooled by the tiles for 10 days" "Self-made with 8 Characters!" "And I've found that I lost the ability to self-make" "I've never had a self-made during these 1 0 days" "Go take it back" "No." "I admit I've lost" "How much?" "The account you've held... plus today's one... 21 8000" "I've just got this." "Give you later" "No problem" "Then..." "I'm going" "Come on, Fanny" "Keep $100 to get a taxi" "I, Fanny... had won for years..." "But today... today I gotta borrow money to get a taxi" "God!" "Are you fooling me?" "Sure." "I'm gonna die now" "I'm gonna die..." "Is that...7th senior sister?" "You want me die..." "My husband has gone." "The tiles fool me" "Life will always be blue... if I can never self-make!" "Is that...big tits meaning everything?" "Fanny..." "Next life... you gotta have big tits" "Someone playing Mahjong here?" "Is it an illusion?" "Master!" "You wanna jump off?" "Yes, I'm gonna jump off" "Are you hurried?" "If not, play for a few rounds... before you jump off" "No" "No self-made." "Every games get lost by other 3 players" "Everybody has both good and bad luck" "Good luck comes back soon" "I'm totally out of luck now" "The worst is only like this" "Do you think I'm not poor enough?" "You've just lost 200 folds" "You can hold them" "Do you understand, Fanny?" "Master reminds you that..." "You can take all things back when you believe" "Turn defeat into victory" "I don't want my husband." "Give her" "No." "It's not worthy to get your husband back" "But you'd better win him back... and abandon him Don't let that bitch take advantage" "You're right" "But I can't beat them" "You were married when you haven't learnt all" "This is why you lost" "I can teach you more if you're willing to" "I wanna self-make!" "Fanny, you were married when you were young" "You've only learnt book one" "Master, is there book two?" "This movie is version 2" "There must be something new" "What technique then?" ""36 Lessons for Mahjong"" "Lesson 1 :" "Links between human and Mahjong" "People and Mahjong and communicate with each other" "You can take it as your pet" "Treat it well and it'll treat you well, too" "Vice versa" "What?" "Mahjong can bully people?" "Of course" "If it feels that you're out of luck it'll fool you" "Maybe it'll give you hope at the beginning" "Cool." "I can have big win" "1 Bamboo" "Win" "You got good combination?" "No...just normal one" "9 Characters" "9 Characters" "9 Characters again" "The tiles keep fooling me" "Kick you out 9 Characters... 8 Characters..." "Sometimes when you play Mahjong..." "You never get what you want until you abandon it" "What should I do then?" "You must be determined to win to make yourself lucky" "Let the tiles feel your power... making them help you" "Make myself lucky?" "You should win with every possible tiles no matter how much you gain in each game" "Wins will collect luck" "Then you'll be luckier and luckier" "If you've decided it you must resist making big win" "Great combo!" "Should I make it big?" "Or it's an illusion?" "No." "I can't do this" "Take away 9 Characters wait for 5 and 8 Dots" "9 Characters" "8 Dots" "Win!" "Good." "See" "You have lost if you can't wait" "4 Dots" "Win!" "6 Characters" "Win!" "Win!" "Self-made finally!" "8 Pairs." "Win!" "We're playing Guangdong Mahjong Fault Win" "Lesson 2:" "Train your eyes" "Can you see what tile it is?" "It's so small." "How to see?" "I have many things that can reflect light" "You will see it if you concentrate" "So you gotta train your eyes" "Men have glasses, lighters... watches, rings which can reflect light" "Women even have earrings... metal buttons and other personal ornaments" "Any place with reflection... can help you look at the enemy's tiles" "Dot Which Dot?" "Red and green... 7 Dots!" "Cool!" "And you gotta watch carefully... the secret-marked tiles..." "These 4 tiles are all secret-marked" "What is "secret-marked"?" "Marks at the long side stands for Red Green and White Dragons" "The short side implies tiles of 4 directions" "Marks in the middle means 1 s and 9s of all groups" "What if there's no marking at all?" "That stands for 4s to 7s for sure" "She all won without Dots, Characters and Bamboos" "She must have secret-marked during mixing tiles" "Sure..." "No wonder her fingernails were filled with strange paint" "Then how to deal with it?" "You gotta stop her when she wanna secret-mark" "It's all over if you miss the chance" "And how can I move away her tiles?" "Practice your hand's power like one-inch punch in Wing Chun" "Lesson 3:" "Train your hands" "Concentrate the power into one point... and hit it with the edge of the tile" "That's the ultimate power" "Apart from your eyes and hands..." "The key is your will" "Will?" "Your have more than one enemy" "There're still Tony Jaa-Jaa from Thailand" "Mr. Bird from the US" "Ichi Kyoko from Japan" "Spaghetti from Italy and Singh from India" "And also Tin Gau Goh, our ultimate enemy" "You gotta defeat them all before dealing with Curvy" "4 Happiness" "Wait for 9 Characters to win" "So you must keep yourself in good condition" "We can't let Fanny fight alone" "I think we should have 2 more guys to help her" "Let me help her OK" "You 2 also" "Of course" "I'll make love with you if you enters the finals" "If not, then I'll pinch you 20 times" "Heaven and hell?" "You decide it" "I'll go for it" "Ladies and gentlemen God of Mahjong Contest..." "Hong Kong region is going to begin!" "The first round is Guangdong Mahjong" "How are you?" "It's heard that you're out of luck these days" "Not your business." "Get away" "Don't force yourself" "Leave some money for the rest of your life" "You think you're cool?" "You forget to zip your trousers up" "We now have our honorable chairman the Demon with his 6 followers... as our guests" "We're glad to invite... winners of 6 regions" "They're Miss Curvy from Macau" "Miss Ichi Kyoko from Japan" "Nice to meet you" "Mr. Spaghetti from Italy" "Nice to meet you!" "And Singh from India" "With curry and chicken no danger will happen" "And Tony Jaa-Jaa of course" "And finally, Mr. Bird from America!" "The Contest now starts!" "You promised." "If I could enter the finals then you'll... make love with me..." "Yes!" "How come I have 4 tiles only?" "What?" "We've got all" "So...what does it mean?" "Too Few" "You know what is it?" "Damn" "So what?" "Play anyway!" "Come on..." "Pong!" "We can win with a poor serial" "Losers are with a poor personality" "East" "Still bullied by the tiles" "When can you stop it?" "East" "East again" "It's fine." "I can win next game" "Nothing." "Don't be serious" "Why do you laugh?" "I got self-made" "What did you win with?" "7 Characters" "Fault win" "What?" "You're waiting for 2, 5 and 8 Characters" "I can gain this way?" "Luck's coming" "Come on, friends." "We're together again" "You fool" "White Dragon" "Pong!" "1 Dot" "East" "Pong!" "West." "Dare Pong again?" "No Pong, but win" "1 0, 1 1..." "Shit!" "Too Few again?" "You've played 4 rounds and Too Few every time?" "Are you fooling us?" "I like to let you win for a while" "Too Few's much better than let you win over me" "You're not qualified to self-make" "Still 2 tiles fewer?" "It's too good if I have 2 more tiles" "It's good to have 2 more tiles of 9 Characters" "Oh, I think I was not Too Few" "Enough?" "Sure" "I'm drawing a tile" "Oh no, self-made!" "8 Characters!" "Win!" "Yes!" "1 0 folds" "Now 8 contestants have entered the 2nd round" "Lots are drawn and 2 winners'll come out for each desk" "The ones who get tiles of 4 directions play on desk 1" "Others play on desk 2" "Taiwan Mahjong will be played in the last game" "Hope we can play on the same desk" "Aren't you feeling ashamed?" "Who are you?" "What did you talk with that bitch?" "We were couples..." "I want you to finish her." "Understand?" "Self-made!" "Win, 1 1 folds" "I just told you not to play" "Excuse me..." "I'm going to washroom" "You know each other?" "He was my husband before" "Will you gang up?" "Never" "Do you know?" "Years ago..." "I left mom and dad alone... and got married with him" "But..." "He went off with the Demon's sister and divorced me... and beat me... and...want me to be a hooker!" "Son of a bitch!" "Sure Sure" "Less than human..." "Crying?" "Because you're losing?" "1 Dot 1 Dot" "3 Characters" "3 Characters" "8 Bamboos 8 Bamboos" "How come you keep stopping me win?" "You bastard." "Who else should I beat?" "Don't stop!" "7 Dots...wrong tile..." "Can't get it back!" "How about 6 Dots?" "I don't like Dots" "Again... 5 Characters" "Can't get that tile back" "What?" "She discards 5 Characters now" "I'm taking it." "Thank you" "2 Bamboos" "Judge!" "They're group together and play against me" "No" "No" "You can't see that?" "I can just see a guy who divorced with his wife... for money and woman... and who goes on winning his former wife without mercy" "Go on!" "Don't stop!" "9 Characters" "Excuse me." "I'm gonna win" "Purity and Plain" "Self-made. 5 folds" "It's the last round." "I've been winning" "You're hopeless" "You just won over them... but not me" "I have much more money than you" "I have no luck today" "Let's bet more" "If you enter the finals, I'll have sex with you for 3 times" "Otherwise you gotta let me pinch you 30 times" "OK" "2 Dots" "The Earth!" "Purity and All Bangos and so on..." "More than 180 folds" "I've got much more money than you now" "I'm waiting for you tonight" "Am I a pervert?" "Congratulations..." "Thanks..." "We've made it" "Very good..." "Thanks so much..." "These are all my assets" "That gal's so pretty." "It's worth that much" "Sure, sure" "You have one chip left?" "Pathetic." "Let me give you" "It's you again?" "You fled last time" "We're gonna chop off your hands!" "I'm so scared...brother-in-law!" "Here!" "And me" ""Life-Killing Nip"!" ""Breast-Killing Claws"!" ""Tits-Shattering Fist"!" "It's scary..." "Brutal...bloody...violent..." "Did you gang up with her?" "Not for sure!" "The other 2 players treated me as enemy" "How could I win in that situation?" "I don't believe it!" "Curvy" "Let it go." "I saw the whole process and he didn't gang up" "Both of them now represents Hong Kong" "How can we beat them?" "Perhaps." "I've met a man here" "Who?" "Find me again?" "Now the price is different" "Tin Gau, take a seat" "You got lost last time." "Is it possible that you'll win now?" "I drew a good lot" "No experts in my group" "I must get in the finals" "That means..." "In the finals..." "You have a partner who plays 22 tiles at a time" "Fanny'll meet the Triplets" "Tony Jaa-Jaa and Ichi Kyoko" "All pros." "That's her hard times" "And her brother is useless" "So if we're in the finals and group together... it's impossible that we'll lose" "Tin Gau wants money but not fame" "I'll make him popular but you'll be God of Mahjong" "We'll probably make a big profit" "I must say that I get 60 percent of the income" "Is that too much?" "You'll have so much income after you've got the fame" "If you get lost, you get nothing at all" "Sure." "Let's get the money together" "I'll make that bitch... disappear forever!" "Ladies and gentlemen God Of Mahjong Contest..." "Is going to start!" "Remember, today's games are all Taiwan Mahjong" "Red card... and yellow card system remains" "Those speaking swear words, going mad using violence, looking for sex partners... will be given a red card and kicked out of the room" "The man in pink shirt" "Me?" "You were expelled last time, were you?" "I will give you a red card" "Sir" "I'll not speak swear words again" "Go on" "Sorry, beauty" "Which type do you want, Dot, Character or Bamboo?" "Character 1 Dot" "Chow" "You said you want Character" "Mind your own business" "You'll soon get caught!" "Fine" "I'll give you one more tile of Character" "Good" "Are you...born together?" "Yes!" "Which is older and which younger?" "The same" "South" "Win!" "3 parties win together!" "It's South!" "Impossible!" "Shit." "They know each other so much..." "They know what tiles each other has... just like one guy having 48 tiles" "I'm in danger" "I could win only if they have quarrels" "Do you know?" "What?" "What's up?" "Sorry, guys" "I think among 3 of you..." "You're the most handsome" "No!" "We're all handsome as each other!" "You're the strongest" "We're all strong as each other!" "You're the cutest" "We're all cute as each other" "Now who is the most handsome?" "Who's the cutest?" "Who's the strongest?" "Faker!" "Does she really think I'm handsome?" "I'm the strongest for sure" "She has only 2 legs." "Can't touch us all at the same time" "Does she think I'm cutest?" "4 Dots" "Win!" "8 Pairs" "Got lured!" "You look you can't live long" "I'm 28 now" "You're destined to be a poor man" "Paralyzed in childhood and get fatal illness before 40" "West" "Win over you!" "You win after you scolded me?" "Just because you have the misfortune" "Give up and save the money to go home" "I'm afraid I'll be sick when playing more with you... then lose interest in men" "Can you be polite?" "Don't aggravate me" "Look, you are to be shitted when you were born" "Or go to hell right away!" "Dare curse me?" "Help!" "Curse me?" "Wanna die?" "I'm fine" "You deserve it." "Kicked out of the room again" "It's not my fault..." "I behaved well..." "Purity." "Win" "Big win at the beginning, Spaghetti?" "Sure, my name is..." "Spaghetti" "You shouldn't call yourself Spaghetti" "How about Spaghetti Sausage" "Why?" "You guess it" "I like it!" "I like it!" "I'm accumulating my power" "Have you washed your feet?" "There're plenty of snakes in India" "The hands are used to play instruments" "That Indian's secret-marking the tiles" "With his feet?" "People usually secret-mark with wine and reflection" "But he does it with the smell of his feet" "Each tile has its unique smell" "How disgusting!" "1 Dot" "He'll win with 1 Dot" "He can't win if I hold it" "9 Dots" "These guys seems strange" "They must have secret-marked the tiles" "This has the smell of curry" "This, smell of pizza" "And this, smell of cheese" "I gotta stop him" "What are you doing?" "What're you doing, my friend?" "It's hot and stinky." "One spray..." "Makes it nice smell" "I'm afraid we'll all die" "1 Dot" "Do you know what tile I'm waiting for now?" "No" "1 Dot then" "Win!" "You discarded 1 Dot before..." "Can't I?" "I know you were still holding it" "Go home to make curry, Singh" "It's over" "Sorry" "2 Dots!" "They both are real experts" "Ichi Kyoko looks decent" "But inside her hair and clothes... she'd hidden 20 to 30 tiles" "This Tony Jaa-Jaa has powerful hands" "What special moves has he got?" "All new tiles are useless." "What should I do?" "They both have one tile to win" "Gotta play tricks" "What have you discarded?" "What?" "Why don't you look at it yourself?" "How come you've got so many tiles?" "Too Many for a long time!" "What have you discarded?" "Look at it yourself" "What?" "You've got as many as some 30 tiles" "Playing tricks?" "I like it" "I wanna have more slaves!" "That's impossible!" "What?" "Judge." "Somebody's gonna rage!" "Who?" "How are you?" "You Thai guy." "Don't be so glad" "Don't force me to cast a spell on you" "What you want are all in my hands, bastard" "Self-made!" "No..." "Excuse me." "How do you win?" "Here comes the list of finals" "They are:" "Fanny, apprentice of Mahjong master:" "Curvy, Queen of Mahjong in Macau:" "and Tin Gau Goh, 1 st runner-up of King of Mahjong" "And the last one is..." "Ronaldino, the one who nearly lost" "They'll compete 8 rounds tomorrow to fight for the God of Mahjong" "What is it?" "Gambling table with sensor" "Come on." "Put it on" "Magnify it" "Great!" "The wheel on the watch controls the size of the screen" "You can control it yourself." "So user-friendly" "The pictures transfer from the table through your bag... and into your spectacles" "But the gambling table's fixed in the spec" "How you put the table in?" "Easy job" "The inspector who checks the table and chairs... was caught by me this afternoon" "And I'll give him $1 million" "Where do you think will the table be in?" "Ladies and gentlemen." "We'll have..." "God of Mahjong after 8 rounds of keen competition" "Let's welcome..." "The 4 competitors!" "Please be seated!" "I'm the authentic one" "I should get the East!" "Sure, but only that you look like shit" "Good combo" "Self-Kong" "7 Characters" "9 Characters" "Win. 4 folds" "Do you want this tile?" "He knows I'm waiting for 8 Characters?" "1 3" "Got it" "Tin Gau and Curvy are holding the winning tiles" "Hold the tiles?" "Try my 1-inch punch" "How powerful!" "How come it's invisible?" "No." "The tiles are attracting me" "Gotta make myself lucky!" "9 Characters" "2 Dots" "Win!" "Win. 4 folds" "I'm sorry, I won with what you want" "Miss "2 Dots"" "Repair the spectacles just after the 4th round" "We now have a break!" "Something wrong with her spectacles" "She can't guess what you wait when they're broken" "But they've brought them out" "Take a look out there" "Sure" "This is the North Round of the final 4 rounds" "Miss Curvy has been ahead of others" "The 2nd is Miss Fanny" "But now..." "I've found the secret inside" "Rumor spread that..." "Fanny can't self-make...it seems to be true" "When she entered the contest..." "She never self-made" "Sir" "What?" "Please give it to Miss Curvy" "Even the spectacles were broken" "Now is the last game and you're not the dealer" "And I have 200 chips more than you" "How do you win?" "Not finished yet" "Let's play more How?" "If I lose, I give you back your husband and kneel down to apologize" "But if you lose..." "Your thumbs will get chopped off" "You'll never be able to guess the tiles" "You've got a lot more advantage" "Coz I'm beautiful" "If big tits stand for beauty..." "Then the dairy cattle are much prettier" "Sure!" "I agree" "No!" "I lost my husband to her... and I must get him back" "Good." "Let me see what tiles you have" "God." "She got nothing that can reflect light?" "Poor tiles" "West" "West again" "9 Characters" "Stop me in this very last game?" "So they're partners" "One watches my tiles and another stops me" "How to win?" "Let me make the 13 Unios" "What's she doing?" "Is she making the 1 3 Unios?" "7 Characters" "It's become fierce now" "Fanny's playing strange tricks suddenly" "East" "East" "Another 2 party're trying to stop their lowers" "What happened?" "4 Characters 4 Characters" "Red Dragon" "Red Dragon 5 Dots" "5 Dots" "White Dragon" "White Dragon 3 Bamboos" "3 Bamboos" "Green Dragon" "Mr. Ronaldino, this is not Green Dragon" "This is Flower" "Sure." "What to do?" "You're Too Few again" "Too Few again?" "8 Characters" "Chow Pong" "Are you mad?" "Pong only." "Don't panic 7 Characters" "1 Dot" "Brothers and sisters, you're all back!" "Curvy." "I will get all my things back" "Wait and see" "You "airport"." "Can't see your tiles 6 Bamboos" "6 Bamboos" "God's blessing me" "I'll never fear of being tricked if I'm lucky enough" "It's North" "One discarded outside, one is in my hand 2 of them will win if I discard it" "North" "You must have waiting for it" "If I discard it, 2 sides will win at the same time" "Fanny'll also lose." "Can't take it out 9 Characters" "Self-made!" "Win with North!" "The 1 3 Unios!" "The 1 3 Unios!" "Impossible!" "One North outside, one held by Tin Gau" "You and I are holding one North each" "How can you self-make with North?" "I cheated you" "She has 1 Dot and waits for North!" "I just showed you my own North tile." "Idiot" "You must accept the result" "Clever" "It's me" "Kneel down!" "Listen to me, bastard" "Good girl." "I'm now the champion" "You gotta change your name into "Faker"!" "Reginal Crime Unit What's up?" "Please come with us to assist investigation" "Fanny!" "Watch out!" "Tin Gau Goh" "Thank you, Tin Gau" "What do you feel of being a good guy?" "I bet a large amount on Fanny." "It's cool" "I'm a good man who gains a lot." "I like it!" "How come you're so friendly with him?" "We've come to compromise long ago" "Let's drink" "OK." "Let's drink" "Please forgive me" "I know I'm wrong" "Get up now" "Don't let him get up" "Let him get up after he's limp" "I'll start over" "I must start over" "Really?" "Promise me" "Fine" "The Champion of God of Mahjong is..." "Queen of self-made, Fanny!"