"¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine, little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon]" "( Cooing )" "( Car horn honks )" "( Cat stammering )" "Wha-wha-wha-wha..." "Easy does it, easy, easy." "( Yowling )" "Aw!" "Ooh-hoo!" "( Birds shrieking )" "Dog, you're going to kill me-- please." "( Bird shrieks, dog barks )" "Dog:" "Chicken!" "Chicken!" "Chicken!" "( Cat yowls )" "Chicken!" "Chicken!" "Chicken!" "( Cat screams )" "( Yowls )" "( Sputters )" "( Dryer blowing... )" "( Slot machine bells ringing )" "Oh-oh-oh!" "( Screaming )" "( Bird calling )" "( Cat screams )" "( Crashing )" "( One gulp )" "Hmm... tastes just like pigeon." "( Bird shrieks )" "( Gasps )" "You know, dog, it's a good thing i have nine lives." "Otherwise, i wouldn't survive all the abuse you put me through." "Yeah, i love having nine lives." "Cats have nine lives." "You have only one." "Yeah, i only have one life." "I have one life?" "!" "Mm-hmm." "You need to be more careful." "You'll live longer, and I'll live better." "As in..." "less painfully." "( Boots land )" "You're right, cat." "I do need to be more careful." "How do i do that?" "Well, my dog, you've come to the right cat." "Now, watch and learn." "And remember, the more safety conscious you are the less battered I'll be." "TV announcer:" "How to be safe in an unsafe world with safety Sammy." "Hi, kids, I'm safety Sammy." "The world is not your friend." "There is danger lurking around every corner." "( Screams )" "( Whimpering )" "Sammy:" "Ready, set..." "Go!" "( Explosion, screeching )" "Ow-ee!" "( Metallic snapping )" "Avoid sharp objects." "( Growling )" "( Blades clang )" "Ow-ee!" "Ow-ee!" "( Quivering ):" "Very scary danger." "And be careful of what you eat." "( Buzzing )" "( Swallows )" "( Yelps )" "( Coughs )" "Yucky!" "So always remember to look before you leap." "Ow-ee!" "( Big crash )" "Yikes!" "Gee, cat, i never realized how unsafe every single thing in the universe can be." "You betcha, little mister." "( Snoring restlessly )" "( Snoring peacefully )" "( Moans )" "Owee." "( Clanging and growling... )" "Ow-ee!" "( Scissors clanging and growling... )" "Ow-ee!" "( Birds chirping outside... )" "( Sighs contentedly )" "( Dog whimpers )" "( Teeth chatter )" "Is it safe to get out of bed, cat?" "Well, um, sure, dog." "Nice hat." "You can't be too careful, cat." "Danger lurks around every corner." "Right you are, dog." "( Whimpering... )" "( Grunting )" "Ow... ow..." "Pointy!" "Always avoid sharp objects." "( Glass breaks )" "( Slurps )" "( Gagging... )" "Well, at least with your new safety conscious lifestyle i can watch TV in peace." "( Electrical sizzle )" "Ee..." "( Howls )" "Oh, oh, oh..." "Now, where is that remote control?" "I put it in the desk drawer." "Did you know an exposed TV remote control can emit 1.2 billion harmful gamma rays per cubic second?" "Oh, that's terrific, dog." "Oop!" "You opened the drawer too fast." "Did you know that two out of three fatal accidents happen in the home?" "If you don't watch it, you'll be the third." "( Alarm begins to wail )" "What's that?" "Computer:" "Step away from the dog." "Step away from the dog." "( Alarm walls )" "Okay, Mr. safety conscious, i won't eat." "I won't watch TV." "I won't touch you." "I'll just sit here as safe as safe can be relax..." "And drink a soda." "( Gravelly voice ):" "Cat, no!" "The bubbles might get fizzy and explode inside my stomach!" "( Belching )" "Dog, all this safety is killing me!" "But you said safety was a good thing." "Yes, it is." "But this isn't safety, it's insanity." "Not everything is dangerous!" "Easy for you to say, you have nine lives." "I only have one life." "One life." "( Sobbing )" "But tha... that's exactly right." "And that's why you should live it to the fullest." "( Happily ):" "I should?" "But i thought..." "Yes!" "D-don't think." "Just come outside into the fresh air and I'll show you." "Um... okay, cat." "Just one second." "( Door opens )" "( Something crashes, glass breaks )" "( Air hissing )" "( Gasps )" "Now, look." "The sun won't hurt." "It won't burn you to a blackened crisp." "Uh, I'm not sure about this, cat." "Oh, dog, come on, come on." "You can do it." "I'm outside." "Nothing dangerous is happening to me." "It will!" "It will!" "There are 22,000 known airborne pathogens in every breath." "( Yelling )" "Cat, i don't think this is a good idea." "Safety Sammy says..." "Who cares what stupid Sammy says?" "Let's skate!" "Now, look at me." "I don't even know how to skate, and I'm not getting hurt." "( Gasps )" "( Dog yowls )" "( Dog continues yowling )" "( Balloon pops )" "( Yowling )" "Oh, come on, dog." "Suck in the air." "Suck the thrill of life." "( Gasping )" "It's okay, dog." "Look, look, look." "I'm not hurt." "You won't be, either." "There's nothing to worry about." "Cat, look out!" "What?" "Cat:" "Oh... ( Cars honking )" "( Both screaming )" "( Car honks )" "See, dog... i-i-isn't this the g-greatest?" "( Cars honk )" "( Tires squeal, glass breaks )" "No, it's the worstest." "Make it stop." "( Both yowl )" "Danger!" "Danger, danger, danger." "Everything's dangerous." "Oh, it's not danger, it's...." "It's fun!" "( Laughs hysterically )" "No, not fun, it's not fun!" "Wa-wa-wah!" "( Both screaming )" "It's kind of fun." "Oh!" "( Yowling )" "Oh!" "( Whimpering )" "Dog:" "We're getting there." "( Cat yowls )" "( Roaring )" "Even more fun than that." "Cat:" "Whoa-oh-oh!" "( Clanging )" "A lot of fun." "Whee!" "( Roaring )" "( Teeth snap )" "Cat:" "Hoo-hoo!" "( Clanging )" "( Panting )" "( Shouting )" "Hi-ho diggity!" "Cat:" "Wha-wha-wha-what?" "!" "I'm alive!" "Wha-wha-what?" "Dog:" "I'm alive, baby!" "I'm still alive!" "Dog:" "Ooh-hoo-hoo!" "( Cat babbles, gurgles )" "( Laughter )" "( Cat shrieks ):" "Where's safety Sammy when you need him?" "Cat:" "A cat's work is never done." "Oh, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog." "How many times do i have to tell you to wipe your paws before you come inside?" "Um... 43?" "Now you listen here, little mister drag your sorry keister to the bathroom this instant and wash those tootsies." "Um... do i have to?" "( Snorting ):" "Dog, as long as you live in my house you'll live by my rules." "Oh, cat... your house?" "!" "We both live here." "But i take care of everything in it including you!" "You're like a little puppy." "I clean up after you and cook." "I even knit your clothes." "I am not a little puppy!" "Am not, am not, am not, am not, am not!" "Uh, you couldn't survive one day without me." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah!" "( Both growling )" "I'll show you." "I'm leaving!" "( Cat grunts )" "Could you pack my bags?" "( Chuckles )" "( Gasps ) No, I'll pack them myself!" "Well, you won't get very far." "Do you hear me?" "You'll come crawling back!" "You need me!" "( Grunting )" "Do not, do not, do not!" "( Grunting )" "Fine." "I don't need you, either." "( Grunting, gagging )" "( Chattering )" "( Chirruping )" "( Car squeaking )" "( Grunting )" "Wow, wow, wow." "Life on the open road." "I can do what i want, when i want and no one's holding me back!" "( Groans )" "( Sighs ) This is the life." "No dog around and i can spend my precious time doing things i enjoy." "( Salsa music playing )" "( Sighs )" "Ole!" "Arriba!" "Ooh, Chimichanga." "( Camera clicks )" "( Chortles )" "Yo, twinkle toes, where's dog?" "Ha, dog's run away." "Good riddance, if you ask me." "Why don't you do the same?" "Can't you see I'm busy?" "Yeah." "Hasta Luigi, senorita." "( Grunts )" "Thank you, Mr. truck driver guy." "( Grunting ):" "Hi-ho diggity." "Life in the big city." "( Whistling, yelps )" "( Both yelping )" "( All yelping )" "( Grunting )" "Dinner!" "( Humming )" "( Loud slurping )" "( Squawking )" "( Car honks )" "Wow, what a happy day!" "And cat said i couldn't make it on my own." "( Giggling )" "Let's get wild and crazy without dog." "( Giggling )" "Oh my." "I'd better calm down or the cops will bust this party up." "( Chortling ) Ooh... ( Whimpering )" "( Thunder booming )" "I wish i had that toasty hat and scarf cat made for me." "Hi." "Why, you snot-nosed rutkin." "Get out of here!" "Go on home." "I can make it on my own." "I can make it on my own." "I can make... i miss cat." "( Sobbing ):" "I want to go home." "But which way is home?" "Spare a bone?" "No?" "Spare a bone?" "No?" "Can you spare a bone?" "No?" "Hey, you." "Yeah, you." "You want a job?" "Sure." "Come on in." "( Chuckling )" "( Talking in sleep ):" "Dog, dog." "Where are you, dog?" "Come home, dog..." "Oh!" "Oh, hey, dog." "I just had the strangest dream." "Our body stretched out across..." "That was no dream." "Dog's been gone for over a week." "Oh, yeah." "But don't worry." "He can take care of himself." "Dog's a perfectly competent individual." "( Sobbing ):" "Oh, what have i done?" "What have i done, winslow?" "( Yelling ):" "We've got to find dog!" "( Both howling )" "( Cat groans )" "Come on, what are you waiting for?" "Uh... i... can't swim." "It's a cat thing." "It's a wimp thing if you ask me." "Dive in." "( Gasps )" "I've got a better idea." "Come here." "Whoa!" "No, no!" "( Grumbling )" "What are you doing, you sicko?" "( Grumbling )" "Okay, okay." "I'll find dog." "But when i get back you'll wish you ran away from home." "( Groaning )" "Hairballs, halitosis." "( Dog panting )" "Rancid rabbit:" "Faster." "Sweat, sweat." "This isn't called rancid's sweat shop for nothing." "( Whimpering )" "( Grunting )" "( Dog panting )" "I got big plans for you." "( Gulping )" "Hey, the light at the end of the catdog." "( Burping )" "Wow." "Winslow?" "Where did you come from?" "Man, the slimiest place on earth." "Hey, nice digs, dog." "( Phone rings ) Yeah, thanks." "Hold all calls." "I was such a good sweater they gave me a promotion a big office, a small secretary." "And a medium-sized gold watch." "Say, pretty sweet scam you got going here." "Cat's nuts if he thinks you'll give all this up to come home." "Cat wants me to come home?" "!" "Yeah, but he can keep dreaming." "We got all we need right here." "Cat wants me back!" "Cat wants me back!" "Cat wants me back!" "I still don't know how to get home." "Huh?" "( Howling )" "Oh, diggity!" "Oh, this is the only way to travel!" "I'm getting frequent flyer miles." "( Garbled yelling )" "So then the little fellow left." "Gone." "Probably forever." "Like, can i go now?" "Hey, hey, what's the rush?" "Here, have another fudge bar." "Yeah, oh, yeah, here you go." "Now where was i?" "Oh, yeah." "He was gone..." "What?" "( Rumbling )" "( Gasping )" "( Yelling )" "( Both yelling )" "( Loud crash )" "You really want me back, cat?" "Well, i, uh..." "Dog, you didn't wipe your feet before you came into the house!" "( Chuckling ):" "I'm sorry, cat." "Same old cat." "I knew you'd come snapping back." "You were right, cat." "I couldn't make it without you." "I will miss my high paying job and that little secretary, though." "( Chuckling )" "What?" "What the hey?" "I don't work here." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Turn this thing off." "Jane, get me off this crazy thing." "Where's my corner office?" "Where's my small secretary?" "¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine ¶" "¶ little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog... ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon]" "¶ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation]"