"After 900 years of time travel" "Dr Who has gone global." "He's been bought, sold and admired." "But when it comes to fighting the Daleks, the fun and games are at an end." "You will obey or she will be exterminated." "So will Rose have all the answers?" "How should I know'?" "Will Captain Jack be able to rise to the occasion?" "You're a very cheeky little robot, did you know that'?" "It's time to avoid the droids and prepare for battle." "Got myself a gun." "Time travel just turned nasty." "It's play or die." "Action." "One of the very first ideas I had for this whole series was "Game shows gone mad"." "What if reality TV got so out of hand... that, you know, people died." "But I'm not supposed to be here." "Well, it says Rose on the podium." "As a television fan myself, and I love those sort of programs," "I couldn't resist saying what would happen to those in 200,000 years' time'?" "Welcome to The Weakest Link." "Cut." "It's day one on The Weakest Link set." "As ever, the master of ceremonies is Anne Robinson." "But she's never been seen like this before." "It always takes a bit of time to get used to a new suit." "You start, you know, to learn what you can and can't do." "It takes about an hour to get them into the costume alone." "The whole thing is like armor." "It goes on, bolts in places, lots of screws." "And once they're in, it is quite restrictive." "I feel like the Tin Man." "Sometimes that kind of movement you get is..." "That's the only way they can move." "Can't get at it!" "It's okay." "The materials we work with, they can be uncomfy and they can out, they can graze and we have to be very, very careful." "Okay, he's in." "It's not like going into a Halloween shop, for L20, I'll have that latex Halloween mask." "And you put it on, one size fits all, and away you go." "These are custom fitted." "You know, everyone gets a picture in their head of what they're about to get." "There's always butterflies in the stomach that you're going to wheel this thing in and go, "Ta-da!" and everyone's going to go, "Right, okay." "It's not how I saw it," you know." "They're meant to look a bit '60s-ish, a bit retro." "You know, I love the face of the Anne Droid." "It's silver." "It's silver like you expect, sort of, science fiction droids to be." "Welcome to The Weakest Link." "Somebody just played the voice of Anne Robinson, in the background, doing the questions, and suddenly, you know, the fear, the adrenaline, starts going through." "So, Rose, what do you actually do'?" "I just travel about a bit." "Bit of a tourist, I suppose." "Then you are unemployed." "And yet you've still got enough money to buy peroxide." "We thought we would have to get somebody to imitate her voice 'cause I couldn't imagine she would appreciate quite how... terrifying the satire was, but she absolutely loved it." "Me and Phil went along, we were like kids." ""Oh, my God!" "It's Anne Robinson."" "I was a bit scared." "We were calling her Miss Robinson." "We were very, very polite." "She must have thought we'd stepped out of the 1950s." ""Oh, it's certainly nice to meet you, Miss Robinson."" "B camera." "Rose, in the holovid series, Jupiter Rising, the Grexnik is married to whom?" "How should I know?" "The Weakest Link is, you know, such a famous and notorious show, for many different reasons, that to kind of be on there and be part of it and be playing opposite the Anne Droid was... just a hoot really." "Who is the current emperor of Brazilia?" "Cut." "Very good, thank you." "We were prepping the series and getting ready for Big Brother and Weakest Link and What Not To Wear, and then as we hit transmission, on come BBC2 saying we want Doctor Who Mastermind" "It was one of those moments, we were filming fake game shows and the program's on a real game show..." "It's Doctor Who madness!" "In the spotlight tonight is Paul Simpson, a writer from West Sussex." "All television is about people, all good television is about people, and I guess that's what Doctor Who is about as well." "Doctor Who." "Two minutes." " And your subject is'?" " Doctor Who." " And your chosen subject?" " Doctor Who." "People in the audience shouting out, "No, it's not that." "It's..."" "What'?" "And, of course, they're right." "They all knew." "You had the feeling they were all sitting there in the audience and any one of them could have answered any of the questions!" "It's extraordinary." "Never had that before." "Possibly our most remarkable achievement is taking something that is labeled as niche and cult and putting it in the mainstream and getting a mainstream audience." "That is a miracle." "Frankly, I can't believe that's happened." "And the shows appeal has gone beyond the screen as fans young and old have flocked to Brighton to see the brand-new Doctor Who exhibition." "Our first opening weekend was two weekends ago and over that we had about 3,500 people come through." "We have so many families come down and it's proved, so far, to be a success." "You hear all these things about those Saturday tea times where all the families sit around and watch telly together have died a death." "This program changed that." "Little kids are absolutely over the moon with it, they absolutely love it." "The look on their face at the other side, it's been a real adventure for them." "It was scary seeing the Dalek up close." "We were looking forward to seeing Daleks, weren't we, Ed'?" "Yeah, and the Slitheen." "We were quite looking forward to seeing them." "Yeah, those were two of our favorite episodes, probably." "They are quite scary and they are amazing models." "It was a bit like being inside the show, really, seeing all the props and everything from the show." "To see the reaction of the kids, the way I used to be, and to think after all these years it's still the same, it still has that effect, it's been wonderful and I'm really happy with it." "When I was a kid, I used to go to Blackpool with my family and they had a Doctor Who exhibition there." "And there'd be all the monsters and creatures and Daleks and aliens." "And I'd seen them on TV, loved them, and then I saw these things and I actually thought to myself," ""My God, someone makes those as a job." "Somebody made these things."" " Has a good lantern jaw." " Lantern jaws are so last year." "With the Trine-E and Zu-Zana, I showed Russell a 1960s food mixer." "Didn't want them to be shiny chrome," "I just thought something that looks almost like a kitchen appliance." "The robots are fantastic, they look like Lego." "There's a little hint that something Daleky is happening." "There is that nice shot of Trine-E and Zu-Zana where they glide across the room and they were quite Daleky there." "That was always intended as a little hint as to what was behind it all." "Design classic!" "Never wear black with color." "It makes the color look cheap and the black look boring." "I'd like to think that I wouldn't be one of their candidates but if they ever want me on, really, it's a challenge, I'll go on, no problem." "It's all the way from Tim Henman to the Terminator, everything." "It's quite cool." "Action." "I'm just not getting this, it's too decent." "It's just too safe." "Am I naked in front of millions of viewers'?" "Absolutely!" "Your viewing figures just went up." "Cut." "Print it, print it." "The thing with Trine-E and Zu-Zana is, where Captain Jack is transmitted into this game show world and he's basically playing along with them and trying to figure out what is happening and where the Doctor and Rose have gone." "And in the process, he gets defabricated and ends up standing stark naked in front of two robots and that's been quite fun." "It's funny, that's the only thing in the entire series where BBC editorial policy stepped in and said, "You can't do that."" "You were meant to see Captain Jack's bum and it was shot, but it's the only area where they stepped in and said," ""You're just going too far," which I don't agree with." "I've seen men's bums on Neighbors." "So I'm really upset about that." "I've had a lot of things, you can cut dialogue, you can cut everything else, but I'm most upset about my butt being cut." "Excellent." "And now it's time for the face-off!" "What does that mean'?" "Do I get to compete against another contestant?" "No, like I said, face...off." " But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe." " Where were you hiding that?" "You really don't want to know." "One of the nice things is after weeks of work, we get to blow Trine-E and Zu-Zana up at the end." "A perverse kind of fun comes out of blowing something up that you spent weeks building." "I don't know why." "Everyone always enjoys it." "But now the game is up." "It's time to get serious." "Attaboy!" "Got myself a gun." "Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine." "You knew there was a big war on the way and, frankly, for war, you need soldiers." "'Cause I'm still not happy with the thought of Rose picking up a gun and shooting people," "The Doctor would never do that." "Don't shoot." "Don't be so thick, like I was ever gonna shoot." "That's why Jack was absolutely essential, to build him up as a soldier, a very happy soldier as well." "d Happy birthday, dear John d Happy birthday to you d" "So I actually needed someone who could go out there and fight the good fight in a situation where a gun does need picking up 'cause you're fighting the Daleks." "Oh, you're kidding!" "How fantastic." "My very own Dalek." "Whoo!" "And the Doctor's about to get his very own surprise." "In the form of the Dalek Fleet." "It was always our intention to bring the Daleks back for the series finale." "200 ships." "More than 2,000 on board each one." "That's just about half a million of them." "They really are a proper race of aliens." "A military race with fleets and ships and strategies and plans." "We have your associate." "You will obey or she will be exterminated." "No." "It had unlimited scope in the '60s 'cause they had so little room to work in." "It gave them all the room in the world, all the room in their heads to do it." "And I wanted to bring that back." "What is the meaning of this negative?" "It means no." "In 2005, we actually have an opportunity to say," ""Look, there are 200 Dalek spaceships." ""There are herds of Daleks flying through the air." "There's an army on the way."" "No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do." "I'm gonna rescue her." "I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet." "And then I'm gonna save the Earth." "And then, just to finish off," "I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!" "We can actually show the program as it always was." "Just you were never able to see it." "I love that." "Rose." " Yes, Doctor'?" "I'm coming to get you."