"Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a...!" "Porridge today, Gromit!" "Tuesday." "Geronimo!" "Aah-ow!" "Oh!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Calm dow..." "Turn it off!" "Aah!" "Ooh!" "Mmmmff!" "Mmmm!" "Um..." "Mice, do you think?" "I think I'll make my own porridge." "Well, I'll be...!" "Have you been peckish during the night?" "Only someone's been at me cheese." "Well, I don't know." "There's something very fishy going on." "Huh?" "!" "Do you think we should get the pest control people in?" "Hello." "Wallace and Gromit's Wash'n'Go Window Cleaning Service." "May we be of assistance?" "'Yes." "My windows need a jolly good clean." "'The wool shop in the High Street." "As soon as you can.'" "On our way, madam!" "Oh!" "Need wool, don't you, lad?" "Thank you for coming so quickly." "Oh, dear!" "Oh, allow me." "Please." "Oh, I'm sorry!" "I'll soon have these cleared up." "It's no trouble." "Oh, how embarrassing." "This is Preston, my dog." "All right, pooch?" "Won't take a minute." "Well..." "I..." "What was it you wanted?" "Ahem..." "I...uh..." "Mmm..." "Ramsbottom, Wendolene Ramsbottom." "Oh, charming." "I'm Wallace...the windows." "Is this place yours?" "Mmm, my father left it to me." "Along with his debts... and a few other things." " He was an inventor." " Never!" "Well, I do a bit of that myself." "Oh?" "I see they still haven't caught those sheep rustlers yet." "Still, you've got plenty of wool." "Your dog's waiting." "Aye, I'd better see to him." "The bounce has gone from his bungee." "Oh, they're spanking!" "You've done a grand job." "Windows are our speciality." "Let's get that kettle on." "Good grief!" "What's all this?" "!" "Burglars?" "Thieves?" "Oh." "What a mess!" "I've never seen anything like it." "Heavens above, Gromit!" "Look at this!" "The little chap must be really hungry." "Come over here, lad." "No need to be sheepish." "We'll have to get you cleaned up." "There." "Nothing to fret over." "Just a quick shampoo." "We've tested this on Gromit, haven't we, lad?" "Right!" "Off we go, then." "Baa!" "Baa!" "Baa!" "Baa!" "Oh, 'eck!" "Baaaaaaaaaaa!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Oh!" "Do something, Gromit!" "Oh, it's too late now!" "Oh!" "Turn it off, Gromit!" "Oh!" "OH!" "Oh!" "Oh, dear!" "Oh, brilliant, Gromit!" "Smashing, this!" "A bit tight here and there." "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ah, he looks OK to me." "We'll call him "shorn", eh?" "Come on, Sean!" "Gromit?" "You know we're doing the clock tomorrow?" "Sorry, Gromit!" "That was a bit thick!" "Back in a tick, Gromit." "Won't be long." "Just thought I'd pop in..." "Ba-a-a-a!" "Tell me about windows." "Well, it's only temporary, you understand." "Oh, really?" "Oh, yes." "I'm inventing, mostly." "Only..." "What sort of inventions?" "Well, sort of..." "Daddy would love to have met you." "Poor Daddy." "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Of all the women I've met..." "Not that there have been many, you understand..." "Ba-a-a-a!" "What I'm trying to say, in a manner of speaking, is..." "Ba-a-a-a-a-a!" "..of all the LADIES I've met..." "Ooh!" "Oh!" "Oo-ow!" "Same time next week?" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Caught bang to rights you were." "You've really let us down this time, lad." "Hey, give over!" "Shoo!" "Shoo!" "Go on with you!" "I'm sorry about this." "For what?" "Nothing." "Just stay away from me, from my shop and my silly, silly windows." "Well, I..." "Forget me." "I'm no good for you." "I'm so sorry about Gromit." "Bye..." " Aaaaaah!" " Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Oh, Gromit..." "Oh, Gromit!" "Oh, Gromit!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Brilliant teamwork, lads!" "Ooow!" " Oh!" " Ba-a-a-a!" "I suppose you'll have to skip the country now." "A fugitive, eh?" "You'll be hunted down like..." "well, a dog." "Wendo...!" "Grrrr!" "Stop it." "Stop it, Preston!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "I want no more of this rustling!" "It wasn't so bad when it was just the wool, but this is evil!" "Daddy didn't create you for this!" "You're supposed to protect me!" "Let me out!" "You won't turn ME into dog meat!" "Dog meat?" "!" " Help!" " Don't worry, Wendolene!" "I'm on my way!" "We've lost them!" "Aah!" "We're at maximum speed!" "She won't go any faster!" "Oh, 'eck!" "Wallace, help me!" "Don't worry, Wendolene!" "Everything's under control." "Ba-a-a-a!" "Be careful, Sean!" "Hey, steady on!" "Single file!" "Oh!" "Single file, I said!" "Get yourselves organised down there!" "Huh?" "!" "Watch out, lads!" "Oh, no!" "Aah!" "Where did you get that from?" "That's MY machine!" "I've got patent pending on that!" "Ooh!" "Oh!" " Help!" "Oh, Sean!" "Help!" " Where's Gromit?" "!" "Sean, do something!" "Help!" "Attaboy, Gromit!" "Well done, Gromit!" "That'll teach him!" " He's malfunctioning!" " Mal-what?" "Malfunctioning." "Preston is a cyber-dog!" " Cyber-what?" " A robot!" "Daddy created him for good, but...he's turned out evil!" "Grrraaaarrrr!" "Aaaaaaahhh!" "Huh?" "!" "Ah!" "It's a sheep-mincing thing!" "Now THAT'S clever!" "Raaaaaarrrr!" "Do something, Wallace!" "Aaah!" "Whooaa!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "Duck!" "Where?" " Whooooaaa!" " Ba-a-a-a!" "Ba-a-a-a!" "By 'eck!" "I thought we were all for the can then!" "I couldn't pass by without saying thank you." "He's just like he used to be." "Oh, don't mention it." "Thanks, pooch." "Give me a shout if he goes wrong again." "You're very kind." "Come in." "We were just about to have some cheese." "Oh, no!" "Not cheese." "Sorry." "It brings me out in a rash." "Can't stand the stuff." "Not even Wensleydale?" "Got to be on our way." "Come on, Preston." "Goodbye... ..chuck." "What's wrong with Wensleydale?" "Talking of which..." "All the more for us and not a sheep to worry us!" "Get off me cheese!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Gromit!" "Gromit!" "Go for him!" "Gromit!" "Oh!" "Get off with you!" "Oh!" " Ba-a-a-a!" " Shoo off!" "Eeh, these bank holidays." " It's a problem to decide." " Zzzzzz..." "Tell you what, Gromit, lad." "Let's have a nice hot cup of tea, hmm?" "The kettle should've boiled by now." "# Bup-ba-bum... #" "No cheese, Gromit." "Not a bit in the house!" "Gromit, that's it!" "Cheese!" "We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!" "Where were we...?" "Places you find cheese..." "Lancashire, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Philadelphia, Tesco's..." "Everybody knows the moon's made of cheese." "Hmm..." "Hmm..." "Whoa!" "Hmm..." "Ahem..." "Everything seems to be under contro-o-ol!" "Ooh... 60 seconds to blast-off." "Hmm..." "Oh!" "Allotment doors!" "No crackers, Gromit!" "We've forgotten the crackers!" "Hold on, Gromit!" "Hold on!" "Huh?" "Ooooooooh!" "Aaaaaaaah!" "Hmm..." "One for the album!" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Nicely done." "Oh!" "Adjust angle of thrust." "Steady now." "Easing up." "Steady!" "Gently does it." "Nice drop of tea to get the tastebuds going." "Mmm!" "Ah!" "Plate." "Knife." "Cracker." "Hmm..." "See what you think." "Wensleydale?" "Stilton?" "I don't know, lad." "It's like no cheese I've ever tasted." "Let's try another spot." "# Brup-ba-bup ba-bup bom... #" "Come on, stupid..." "Oh!" "Daylight robbery!" "They always nick your money." "Flippin' machines." "Come on, Gromit." "Hmm..." "It's different." "Hmm..." "Camembert?" "Ooh!" "Oh!" "Where you off to now?" "Leave me to carry the basket!" "Emergency countdown!" "Ten seconds and counting!" "Hold tight, lad, and think of Lancashire hotpot." "Oh, no!" "Oh!" "The fuse!" "You forgot to light the fuse!" "Set co-ordinates for 62 West Wallaby Street." "Mmm!" "Oh..." "It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit." "I'd like a three-minute egg..." "Whoa!" "Steady on!" "Oww!" "Ha ha!" "Well..." "That went as well as could be expected, didn't it?" "Though I might have to make a small adjustment to the drop." "A touch painful on re-entry." "Cracking toast, Gromit." "Any post, was there, perchance?" "Oh, dear, a bit steep!" "Oh, my goodness!" "Well, I'll be...!" "They're all bills." "Oh, dear, oh, dear!" "We shall have to economise, Gromit." "I'll have to let that room out." "Oh, dear!" "# Bom bom bom-bom... #" "Oh!" "Just look at that!" "I'm down to my last few coppers." "And those presents weren't cheap, either." "Oh!" "Well, Gromit, let's see what's on the 9.05, shall we?" "Here she comes now." "I wonder what this can be." "Happy birthday, chuck!" "I knew you'd like it." "Here, let me help you." "You look like somebody owns you now." "And that's only the first part!" "Come and look in here." "I think you'll find this present a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle!" "They're "Techno Trousers"." "Ex-NASA." "Fantastic for walkies!" "All you do is attach the lead on here... then programme in." "Walkies, ten minutes, twenty minutes..." "Oops!" "Ha ha ha!" "Have a nice walk, Gromit!" "Hmm..." "Ohh..." "It's no use prevaricating about the bush." "Yelp!" "Nice walkies, hmm?" "How were the Techno Trousers?" "Oh." "There's someone at the door, Gromit." "I wonder who that could be." "Oh, it's about the room, then." "Well, that's grand." "Er, would you like to come this way and inspect?" "I'm asking twenty a week." "That will include your breakfast." "I suppose you like kippers, do you?" "Partial to a nice black pudding myself." "With bacon, of course." "I'm sure that we could come to an amicable agreement." "As I say, it's a bit dingy at present, but it's surprising what a lick of paint'll do, isn't it?" "Oh!" "Er..." "But I don't think..." "Hmm." "Oh." "Er, wasn't quite what we had in mind." "Wouldn't you like to see...?" "Oh, dear!" "Look...um..." "There's something I've got to tell you." "It's, um...no pets." "Does that suit you?" "Oh..." "Seems pleasant enough." "Cheer up, Gromit." "It's surprising what a lick of paint'll do, isn't it?" "Oooh!" "Ohh..." "Oh!" "So that's where my braces went!" "Wonderful things, these Techno Trousers." "Oh!" "I'm sorry..." "Lovely morning, Gromit!" "Ooh!" "Oh..." "Thank you very much." "That's just grand!" "Oh, thank you!" "What do you think of that, Gromit, eh?" "Our paying guest." "Ha ha ha!" "Nice drop of Bordeaux, this, eh?" "Here's to paying guests!" "Ahh..." "More cheese, Penguin?" "Good night, Penguin." "Sleep well!" "Oh...!" "That was lovely cheese." "Oh..." "Yee-ow!" "It's the wrong trousers!" "The wrong trousers!" "What have you done with the controls, Gromit?" "Now, that'll do." "Hold on a minute..." "Stop it!" "Gromit!" "Stop these confounded things!" "This isn't funny, Gromit!" "The joke's over!" "Get me out of these trousers!" "He-elp!" "Gromi-it!" "Ooohh!" "Sorry!" "Whoa!" "It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!" "Stop them, Gromit!" "Stop them!" "Help me!" "Gr-Gromit!" "The trousers have gone haywire!" "Get me out!" "HE-E-ELP!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Oooh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Oh, I'm tired!" "A good doze." "That's what I need, get me strength back." "What a..." "What a shocking calam... calam...calamity..." "Oh!" "Ooohh!" "What's going on?" "Where am I?" "!" "What's going on?" "!" "YIIKE!" "Gromit!" "GROM-I-IT!" "I..." "I must be dreaming!" "Where the devil am I?" "!" "Oohh!" "Oh..." "Oh!" "Great heavens above!" "Whatever is it?" "HELP!" "Get me down!" "HELP!" "What's the game, then, eh?" "Where am I?" "I've had quite enough!" "You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this!" "Eee!" "Ow!" "Mind how you go!" "You can't go taking liberties like this." "I'm a respectable citizen!" "It's definitely not legal, this." "Good grief!" "It's you!" "Now, get me out of these trousers this minute!" "Steady on, will you?" "This wardrobe's nearly new." "Let me out!" "I'll give you what for, you tyke!" "Excuse me?" "Hello?" "I should think so, too..." "Hey!" "Well, this is a fine how do you do, isn't it, Gromit?" "Steady on!" "Watch where your putting them paws!" "Oh!" "Careful, lad!" "Oooh!" "Ohhhh!" "Oh, my goodness, it'll ruin the woodwork!" "There goes me knotted pine!" "Where are we going?" "I..." "I can't see a thing!" "What's happening?" "!" "Catch him, Gromit!" "Don't worry, Gromit!" "I'm..." "Oooh!" "Right behind you!" "Hang in there, Gromit!" "Everything's under control!" "I'll have that if you don't mind, eh?" "Aaaahhh!" "Ohh!" "Tally ho!" "Leave him to me." "I'll get the bounder!" "Aaah!" "Get him, Gromit!" "Gromit, we're doomed!" "Mind the table, Gromit!" "Aah!" "Ooh!" "Aah!" "Ooh!" "Gotcha!" "Uh?" "All yours, Gromit!" "Attaboy, Gromit, lad!" "Well done!" "We did it!" "Ha ha!" "Grrrrr!" "Thank you, old friend." "Many thanks indeed." "That reward money paid off all our debts." "No more lodgers." "More trouble than they're worth." "I could just fancy some cheese, Gromit." "What do you say?" "Cheddar?" "Don't forget the crackers." "All's well that ends well, that's what I say." "Oh, I DO like a bit of Gorgonzola."