"(fierce whistling)" "(explosion)" "CHERLENE:" "Woooo!" "Outlaw country!" "Outlaw co... (gags)" "LANA:" "Stopit ." "CHERLENE( hoarse):" "Makeme ." "(whistling, explosion)" "MALORY:" "Lana." "Are you crazy?" "LANA:" "No,sheis." "See?" "MALORY:" "Letgo of herthroat," "She-Hulk, those pipes just sold a million records." "CALDERÓN:" "Whichis amazing, can you believe it is so amazing?" "Everyone, toast." "(explosion)" "MALORYANDLANA:" "Whoa!" "COMANDANTE:" "Presidente,this is no time for toast." "CALDERÓN:" "Wha..." "No ,not" ""toast," a toast." "A toast." "COMANDANTE:" "Itis evenless the time for that." "MALORY:" "Calmdown,Colonel" "Panic." "Listen-- the shelling has stopped." "(Pam grunts loudly)" "(dishes break)" "RAY:" "Damnit ,Pam." "CALDERÓN:" "Whythehelldid you do that?" "PAM:" "Sowe canscroochdown  behind it." "MALORY:" "Theshelling... has stopped." "PAM:" "Oh,didyou justsay that?" "LANA:" "Goddamnit ." "Is everybody okay?" "MALORY:" "Yes." "CHERLENE:" "Yeah,Iguess." "CYRIL( laughing):" "I don't know." "where is my wife?" "MALORY:" "Andwhereis" "Sterling?" "ARCHER( muffled):" "What's that?" "I mean, yes, what?" "What are we doing?" "MALORY:" "Whatareyou doing?" "CALDERÓN:" "Whywereyou inthe butler's pantry?" "ARCHER:" "I-Iwas,uh, Iwas hiding because I was scared." "CHERLENE:" "Yeah,right." "LANA:" "Really." "ARCHER:" "Well,fairly." "But I-I mean, I found a paper bag in there, and I did some deep, uh..." "LANA:" "Breathing?" "ARCHER:" "Also,yes,so, hey , what's the plan?" "CALDERÓN:" "Wemust counterattack." "COMANDANTE:" "But,sir,Idon't have enough troops." "CALDERÓN:" "Oh,my God,always with the excuses." "COMANDANTE:" "Sir,youhavean entire battalion sitting idle at the airport, so..." "CALDERÓN:" "No,theyare not  sitting idle, they are..." "COMANDANTE:" "Unloadingtheone  million record albums you bought from this gringa." "ARCHER:" "What?" "CHERLENE:" "Wait,what?" "CALDERÓN( softlaugh):" "Surprise." "JULIANA:" "Wait,what?" "LANA:" "Non-surprise." "ARCHER:" "Canyounot ?" "LANA:" "Canyounot ?" "CHERLENE:" "I thoughtpeople liked me." "JULIANA:" "I thoughtwe were broke" "CHERLENEANDJULIANA:" "Doyou have any idea how humiliating this is?" "PAM:" "Jinx." "(Cherlene sobs)" "Inappropes." "CALDERÓN:" "Cherlene,wait." "JULIANA( gasps):" "Well,now it's your turn to be humiliated," "Gustavo." "Because for your information," "I just had... (gunshot)" "LANA:" "Cyril?" "(Cyril grunts, exhales)" "ARCHER:" "Oh." "My God." "The gun went off for, like, no reason." "Surprise." "(glass shatters)" "JULIANA:$ 10million." "On... on cowboy music?" "CALDERÓN:" "Eee!" "Cowboy music?" "COMANDANTE:" "Presidente, please, permission to redeploy the troops at the airport." "CALDERÓN:" "Ay,aah!" "Jesus Christ, fine." "Whatever you want." "COMANDANTE:" "BravoTwo,this is Bravo Actual." "Redeploy your troops to sector four." "JULIANA:" "Well,Iam redeploying to my rooms." "CALDERÓN:" "Well,Iam redeploying to my rooms." "MALORY:" "MyGod,why was she  so upset?" "ARCHER:" "Well,Ithinkany time a spouse makes a major purchase without discussing it first..." "MALORY:" "I meantCherlene,you  pea-wit." "Why does she care?" "Most singers would kill to have a record go platinum." "(Lana clears throat)" "LANA:" "Speakingof killing people." "ARCHER:" "Oh,my God,okay, first of all, he..." "Actually, yeah, Pam, let's hear some Bee Gees." "(Pam breathes deeply)" "CYRIL( high-pitched):" "Ha,ha , ha, ha." "PAM:" "Stayin'alive." "(laughing):" "Holy shit, that works." "CYRIL:" "Agh." "ARCHER:" "Yeah,so doesKevlar." "LANA:" "Wait,so doeswhat?" "PAM:" "What,didyou justwant  mouth-to-mouth?" "CYRIL:" "I canexplain." "LANA:" "Whatis this," "Meatballs?" "You little..." "ARCHER:" "Racist." "What?" "Cyril, you wear Kevlar every single time we go to Latin" "America." "CYRIL:" "Becauseeverytimeyou shoot me." "ARCHER:" "Whoa,whoa,whoa,not every time." "Mm, like, three out of four, tops." "You big baby." "LANA:" "Alsospeakingof..." "MALORY:" "Ugh,hereitcomes." "LANA:" "No,actually,hereit goes." "I'm leaving." "Ray, airport, let's go." "ARCHER:" "Haveyoulostyour  mind?" "RAY:" "Seriously,Iamnotyour servant." "Ow, quit-quit..." "Ow, ow, goddamn it!" "ARCHER:" "Notthat." "Lana, in case you haven't noticed, this place is crawling with rebels." "PAM:" "Andnotthe goodkind  you get drunk with at Myrtle" "Beach and cruise the strip in the bed of their monster truck with a big rebel flag on it, flinging empty longnecks at people." "LANA:" "Yeah,thosearen't actually the good kind, either." "PAM:" "Nowwho'sracist?" "ARCHER:" "Thoseguys,Pam , those exact same guys you just described." "PAM:" "Oh." "Well now I feel like an asshole." "MALORY:" "Whendo younot ?" "PAM:" "Almostalways." "I really like me." "MALORY:" "Baffling." "As is leaving before Calderón pays us for that shipment of weapons, so..." "LANA( scoffs):" "Whenwasthat supposed to happen?" "After a lovely dinner with him and his freshly-banged first lady?" "MALORY:" "His..." "What are you talking about?" "LANA:" "I 'mtalkingabout" "Archer, who just... (gunshot)" "ARCHER:" "Oops." "MALORY:" "Giveme that." "ARCHER:" "Mother,be careful, that crazy thing's got a mind of its own." "MALORY:" "Andit 'snotthe only thing." "Why can't you keep it in your pants?" "ARCHER:" "Oof." "(coughs):" "Oh, Mother." "(Cyril cackles)" "ARCHER:" "It'snotfunny,I actually use mine." "LANA:" "Yes,always." "God, you're..." "What happened to no more anonymous sex?" "ARCHER:" "I ...wehadalready met." "LANA:" "Notthefirsttime ." "ARCHER:" "ThefirsttimeI thought she was the maid." "MALORY:" "Whywouldyou have sex with a maid?" "ARCHER:" "Thatdoesn'tmerita response, Mother, and the second time she blackmailed me." "MALORY:" "Howdidshe blackmail you?" "ARCHER:" "Bythreateningto tell Calderón about the first time." "MALORY:" "That'sthehoneypot." "How could you fall for that?" "It's Espionage 101." "ARCHER:" "I know,it 'spretty ironic." "But, also, I always fall for it." "MALORY:" "Andnowwhat'sto stop her from telling him about the second time?" "ARCHER:" "Hmm." "Nothing, (chuckles) she's crazy." "Ow, ow, Lana, quit it, ow." "Ow, goddamn it." "LANA:" "Asshole." "CYRIL:" "We'redead." "You've killed us." "ARCHER:" "Me?" "I didn't have a follow-up... to that." "MALORY:" "Oh,allright,Lana , you win." "PAM:" "Yay!" "LANA:" "Winwhat?" "MALORY:" "We'releavingright now." "Ray?" "MALORY:" "Damnit ,man,forget your kimonos." "RAY:" "Oh,likeIbroughta huge stack." "CYRIL:" "Five'saprettybig stack." "MALORY:" "Cyril,shutupandgo find a vehicle." "Ray, find Cherlene." "No matter what happens, we can't leave without her." "LANA:" "Shesaid,suddenly oddly maternal." "ARCHER:" "Right?" "MALORY:" "Shehastoendorse the royalty checks." "LANA( Englishaccent):" "And the penny drops." "MALORY:" "Youshutup, and the  rest of you shut up and grab anything valuable." "Ooh, like that ridiculous white painting." "PAM:" "Wait,whatabout" "Krieger?" "MALORY:" "Oh,for..." "Who cares about Krieger?" "RAY:" "Yeah." "CYRIL:" "That'strue." "PAM:" "Plus,Ibet the vampires got him." "(Krieger whimpers)" "(sobbing)" "CLONE:" "So...nowwillyou join us... brother?" "KRIEGER( sobbing):" "Yes... (sobbing)" "CLONES:" "Clonebone!" "KRIEGER:" "MyGod,Ihave so many questions." "Are you clones of me?" "Am I a clone of you?" "Did you all grow up together... in an actual house with an actual mom and dad?" "And was I ever there?" "CLONE:" "No." "CLONE2 :" "Toallofit." "KRIEGER:" "Yousure?" "Because I have this very clear memory of me as a child, and it's snowing, and there's a creepy old man trying to take me away, and then I knock him down with a sled?" "CLONE3 :" "That'sCitizenKane." "KRIEGER:" "Oh." "Wait." "No, not a sled." "A pneumatic bolt-gun." "CLONE3 :" "Nowthatdoessound vaguely familiar." "KRIEGER:" "Right?" "CLONE2 :" "Wait." "No ." "I remember blood on snow." "KRIEGER:" "Right?" "!" "CLONE1 :" "No!" "Thatwas  something else!" "He was never with us as a child!" "CLONE2 :" "Well,theimportant thing is that you're with us now." "CLONE3 :" "Especiallysince your friends..." "KRIEGER:" Friends."Please." "Can you believe those jerks?" "After all these years?" "Kicking me to the curb like, like..." "CLONE1 :" "A child." "CLONE2 :" "A frog!" "CLONE3 :" "Frog-child!" "(load croaking)" "CLONES:" "No!" "KRIEGERIs...is thatwhat" "I think it is?" "CLONES:" "No." "KRIEGER:" "Well,letmefinish, because I think it's some kind of unholy, adolescent human-amphibian hybrid creature." "CLONE2 :" "Oh." "Then, yes." "KRIEGER:" "I 'mhome." "I'm finally home." "CLONE1 :" "Justin timefor  our moment of triumph." "KRIEGER:" "Well,if there'sone  thing I love, it's triumph!" "What is it?" "!" "CLONE2 :" "Allwillbe revealed... in time." "KRIEGER:" "Andif there'sone  thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness." "CYRIL( asMalory):" "Cyril, shut up and find a vehicle!" "Meh, heh, heh." "I'm a hateful shrew!" "And this is my idiot son," "Archer." "He's going to screw the dictator's wife and then shoot you in the chest!" "(as himself):" "Oh, makes me so mad!" "One of these days, I swear to..." "Jesus H. Chrysler!" "(clacking)" "Well, one thing's for sure." "If I had it to do over, I'd be a dictator." "CALDERÓN:" "What?" "!" "My God, come on." "How can you even say that?" "CHERLENE:" "Becausethat'swhat you are!" "CALDERÓN:" "Cherlene,I-I..." "I'm not a dictator!" "I'm a president, like your Jorge" "Washington!" "CHERLENE:" "JorgeWashington-- which, apparently, I've been mispronouncing wrong this whole time-- wasn't president for life!" "CALDERÓN:" "Uh,buthecould have been if he wanted." "Look, the 22nd amendment to your constitution imposed the presidential term limits, but it wasn't passed by your congress until 1947, and not ratified by the requisite number of American states until" "1951, so..." "CHERLENE:" "Whoareyou" "Dave" "Frishberg?" "!" "CALDERÓN:" "Yeah,Idon 'tknow who that is." "CHERLENE:" "Ofcourseyou  don't, because you don't live in a free country, where the world's largest manufacturers of sugary cereals are allowed to sponsor interstitial animated programming unapologetically targeted at children!" "CALDERÓN:" "No." "I-Iliveina very poor country." "CHERLENE:" "Ugh!" "CALDERÓN:" "No,no ." "I..." "Look," "I know, but go outside the palace walls, and trust me," "Cherlene, listen, it is crazy poor." "CHERLENE:" "Yeah,thatwas  my whole..." "CALDERÓN:" "Andso ,Iwantedto distribute your records among-- and I hate to say this-- but our filthy peasants, so as to brighten their lives with your music." "CHERLENE:" "Oh." "Well, now I feel like a..." "Wait." "Do they even have record players?" "CALDERÓN:" "Well,no ,obviously not, but..." "CHERLENE:" "Sohowwouldthey  even use records?" "!" "CALDERÓN:" "Asplates?" "LANA:" "What,in thenameof all that is stupid, do you think you're doing?" "(Archer sighs)" "ARCHER:" "Youtellme, crazy pregnant hormone lady." "What's it look like I'm doing?" "!" "B-But before you answer, please don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick." "LANA:" "Holdit up ." "ARCHER:" "Lana,comeon." "You and Mother smashed my balls pretty good." "Kudos." "They're swollen." "But I-I don't need a cut man!" "LANA:" "Thepainting... you idiot." "ARCHER:" "Oh." "Thought you meant my genitals." "But, look, I know you're jealous" "I had sex with Juliana, almost twice, but don't slash the painting." "It's... (high-pitched voice):" "Priceless." "LANA:" "Butworthless...ifyou damage it." "But even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit." "ARCHER:" "Wait." "Is thisan extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?" "LANA:" "Yes,Archer,itis, because everything, everywhere, every when, is about the paragon of adequacy that is your dick." "ARCHER:" Adequacy"asin" ""mind-blowingness"?" "Or "adequacy" as in "Hey, stupid, you just destroyed" "$40 million"?" "!" "LANA:" "Asin neither,you  dummy." "This is how you steal a painting." "Did you never see The Thomas" "Crown Affair?" "ARCHER:" "Uh,no ,notahuge" "Steve McQueen fan." "(Lana laughs)" "LANA:" "Oh,my God,are you ...?" "Archer, you used to moan about him in your sleep!" "ARCHER:" "I-I..." "No, I didn't." "CYRIL:" "Comeon ,youcan do this." "Just pick a stupid car." "But the perfect car, so that for once in her life, Ms. Archer can't bitch." "And we'll be driving through a war zone, so it needs to be fast, although I guess reliability is more important than speed." "Well, up to a point." "Although bulletproof glass wouldn't be bad." "I..." "Damn it, Figgis!" "You're overthinking this!" "Oh." "Now that is a vehicle." "Hmm." "Let's see Ms. Archer bitch about that." "MALORY:" "Youidiot!" "I gave you one simple job, and..." "RAY:" "I lookedin herroom!" "MALORY:" "And?" "!" "RAY:" "Andshewasn'tinit ?" "(thudding, grunting)" "MALORY:" "Pam,if youwantto scuff them that badly, just throw them down the... (Pam grunts, thudding)" "(Malory sighs heavily)" "PAM:" "What,wereyou not gonna say stairs?" "ARCHER:" "Hangon ,hangon!" "Wait, wait, wait." "Damn it!" "I have something for this." "It's um, uh..." "MALORY:" "Well,Ijustassume it was about that ad with the suitcase and the gorilla." "PAM:" "Ouch." "LANA:" "Which,turnsout ,was  actually a man in a gorilla costume." "MALORY:" "Makingthecomparison even more accurate." "CALDERÓN:" "Ow!" "PAM:" "Seriously." "CHERLENE:" "Letgo of me !" "RAY:" "There,Ifoundher." "CALDERÓN:" "Cherlene,please!" "CHERLENE:" "No,Isaid!" "CALDERÓN:" "B-But,Cherlene, listen, I love you!" "I-I will divorce my wife." "(Juliana gasps)" "JULIANA:" "Youwhat?" "!" "CALDERÓN:" "Oh,don'tact so surprised, Juliana!" "It's not like we're in love anymore!" "JULIANA:" "Anymore?" "!" "We were never in love!" "ARCHER:" "AndsuddenlyIdon't feel so bad." "LANA:" "Youdidbefore?" "ARCHEROh,my God,you have no idea." "It's like this ache in the pit of your stomach." "LANA:" "Areyoutalkingabout your balls?" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,butit's wearing off now." "JULIANA:" "AndIwilltell you the same thing I told your father!" "I will never give you a divorce!" "CALDERÓN:" "Tellthattothe" "Chief Justice of the Supreme" "Court." "Oh, wait, you just did!" "CHERLENE:" "Wait." "You can't be both!" "CALDERÓN:" "YourWilliamHoward" "Taft was." "CHERLENE:" "Notat thesame time!" "CALDERÓN:" "Heabsolutelywas ." "CHERLENE:" "Isthattrue?" "LANA:" "Oh,Idon 'twantto..." "RAY:" "I wantto saychurchand state?" "ARCHER:" "Wow." "We gethome, first thing, we are binge-watching Schoolhouse Rock." "JULIANA:" "Youcanbinge-watch it in hell!" "(others gasp)" "ARCHER:" "Well,if anything, that's heaven." "JULIANA:" "Andyoucan die  knowing that the last man inside of me was Archer." "CALDERÓN:" "What?" "(others chatter)" "ARCHER:" "Oh,uh ,yeah,so about that..." "CALDERÓN:" "Well,Ihopeitwas worth dying for." "ARCHER:" "Honestly?" "JULIANA:" "Right?" "ARCHER:" "I ..." "Well,no ,but the first time..." "JULIANA:" "Honestly?" "ARCHER:" "No,thefirsttime ." "CALDERÓN:" "Good-bye,Mr." "Archer." "Give my regards to William" "Howard Taft." "ARCHER( slowmotion):" "No ." "PAM( slowmotion):" "No ....!" "OTHERS( slowmotion):" "No ...!" "ARCHER( slowmotion):" "Pam?" "(clears throat)" "(normal voice):" "Pam?" "ARCHER:" "Pam,seriously." "LANA:" "Archer..." "ARCHER:" "Lana,shutup." "Pam !" "LANA:" "Archer,Ithink she's... (sniffles) I think she's..." "CALDERÓN:" "Dead." "(crying) And now you, Mr." "Archer, can join her in..." "CHERLENE:" "Out..." "law... country." "(Juliana screaming)" "(gunshots)" "(Calderón grunting)" "I'm gonna go Jerry Lee on your ass!" "(Juliana screaming)" "(gunshots)" "LANA:" "Um,do youwantto...?" "ARCHER:" "Yes." "Wait,wereyou gonna say "watch"?" "LANA:" "I wasgonnasay "help,"" "but..." "ARCHER:" "Shutup ." "Didshe say  she used to be married to" "Calderón's father?" "PAM:( sniffs)Yeah,that's some messed-up shit." "RAY:" "Hey!" "ARCHER:" "Pam!" "LANA:" "Howareyou not dead?" "PAM:( chuckles)' CauseI 'm not a pussy?" "And also probably 'cause of this." "MALORY:" "IsthatCyril's?" "PAM:" "Yep." "RAY:" "Um..." "ARCHER:" "Youknowthey'renot reusable, right?" "Once the fibers get damaged, that's basically just a sweater vest." "PAM( sucksairthrough teeth):" "Oh, good." "'Cause for a second there, I thought I actually was a pussy." "ARCHER:" "Hurts,huh?" "(Cherlene and Juliana screaming)" "(Cherlene shouts)" "RAY:" "Hey,so ..." "LANA:" "Yeah." "Nowdoyouwant to help?" "ARCHER( sighs,groans):" "Okay," "Mother, give me my gun." "MALORY:" "I don'thaveit" "I threw it away." "LANA:" "Youwhat?" "!" "RAY:" "What?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Whywouldyou throw away a perfectly good gun?" "!" "MALORY:" "Becauseit touched your... junk." "ARCHER:" "Howdirtydoyou think my junk is?" "MALORY:" "Asdirtyasifit  were made of dirt and then got dropped in some different dirt and then Pig-Pen came along and kicked it around with his dirty shoes." "ARCHER:" "Fairenough." "(gunshot)" "(Lana and Malory gasp)" "CALDERÓN:" "Nobodymove." "Except you, Juliana." "Let go of Cherlene and throw down the gun." "Now, then..." "JULIANA:" "Ow,ow ,ow ,ow ." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Ow." "No." "Ow, ow, ow." "Ooh... (gunshot)" "CALDERÓN:" "Now,then!" "Cherlene, stop this at once." "As your husband, I command you." "(others gasp)" "CHERLENE:" "Mywhat?" "!" "CALDERÓN:" "Sorry,hangon." "Juliana, I divorce you, but also" "I wish you the best of luck in the years ahead, which you will spend in prison." "Cherlene, I now pronounce us husband and wife." "PAM( sniffs):" "Weddingsalways get me." "LANA:" "Pluscocaine." "CHERLENE:" "No!" "We aresonot married!" "Are you...?" "Wait, which is it?" "ARCHER:" "Literally." "CHERLENE:" "Areyouliterally insane?" "!" "CALDERÓN:" "No,butmyword is literally law." "One of the perks of being a dictator." "CHERLENE:" "Yousaidyou  weren't a dictator!" "CALDERÓN:" "I-Ilied,okay?" "But hopefully our marriage is strong enough that, together and over time, we can work through it." "ARCHER:" "Well,at leasthe admits he was wrong." "LANA:" "Yeah,'causethatmakes it all better." "ARCHER:" "Whendidyou get so cynical?" "CALDERÓN:" "Therestofyou... are under arrest!" "OTHERS:" "What?" "CALDERÓN:" "Exceptthoseofyou who are to be executed." "KRIEGER:" "Wait,what?" "Hey, guys." "Um..." "CALDERÓN:" "Inwhichcase..." "I would not put a lot of money in my prison canteen account." "I'm looking your way, Mr." "Archer." "ARCHER:" "Wait." "Whoa,no." "I..." "MALORY:" "Well,then,goodluck  getting any more weapons, you-you cut-rate Castro!" "CALDERÓN:" "Ha!" "I don't need them." "As we speak, my scientists are working on a secret weapon, and soon I will water our coca fields with the rebels' blood!" "(others groan)" "CHERLENE:" "Gross!" "I can't believe I married you." "(door opens)" "(others gasp)" "COMANDANTE:" "Presidente." "CALDERÓN:" "Good!" "Yes." "I am glad you are here." "I have been bluffing the whole time, look." "(clicking)" "Totally out of bullets." "(chuckles) See that?" "ARCHER:" "Mybad,guys." "That's on me." "CALDERÓN:" "Anyway,okay,now ," "Comandante, arrest these people." "COMANDANTE:" "But,Presidente, the rebels, they have smashed our counterattack." "(others react)" "They are headed for the palace." "Hurry!" "We must get you out of here." "CHERLENE:" "Wait,andme!" "I'm the first lady!" "COMANDANTE:" "Please,hurry." "We have to go before... (loud crash)" "(all gasp)" "(engine rumbling)" "CALDERÓN:" "W-Well?" "Don't just stand there, you cowards!" "Do something!" "(weapons clatter)" "Oh, really?" "That-that is obviously not what I..." "COMANDANTE:" "Don'tshoot, don't shoot!" "We surrender!" "(engine shuts off)" "CYRIL:" "Uh,what'sthat?" "PAM:" "Cyril?" "CYRIL:" "Yeah,Icouldn'thear  you over the sound of this gigantic friggin' tank." "(chuckles)" "MALORY:" "Youidiot,that'sthe vehicle you found?" "I meant a limousine or..." "CYRIL:" "JesusGod,woman, nothing is ever good enough for you!" "ARCHER:" "Right?" "COMANDANTE:" "Please,sir!" "Accept our surrender!" "CALDERÓN:" "No,nottohim!" "(groans) He's not the rebels!" "LANA:" "Kindof amootpoint, though, isn't it?" "What with the tank and all." "CYRIL:" "Yeah." "So Ihereby..." "ARCHER:" "Acceptyour surrender!" "Dibs!" "I'm in charge!" "Cyril, get out of the... (whirring)" "CYRIL:" "Sorry?" "Istill couldn't hear you." "(others laugh)" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,Cyril,you are  sorry because you still look like an idiot." "You look like, uh... (laughing):" "Oh, my God." "Hang on." "Wait, wait, wait." "I-I actually have something for this!" "(inhales deeply) Mi..." "PAM:" "MikeDucockless!" "(all laugh but Archer)" "Oh, boy." "(Archer roaring)" "Ha, ha!" "Captioned by MediaAccessGroupatWGBH  access.wgbh.org" "MAN:" "Made...in Georgia."