"Yesterday I went to grab a beer at a costumeparty." "I wanted to get to bed early." "I ended up having a few too many, but at least I got to bed early." "ln a sense." "My name is Jacob, by the way." "I'm the one on the bottom." "The girl on top is called..." "Hey." "Hello?" "I don't even know your name." "Who cares!" "Excuse me..." "I know had something to do to day." "I was supposed to be...in church." "At a christening." "My niece's!" "Shit!" "I'm supposed to be her godfather!" "I'm supposed to be at a christening." "I'm sorry, but women are lousy at handling rejection." "It's about being responsible." "I am a lawyer, after all." "THE WOMAN OF MY LIFE" "Aren't we going inside?" "We did." "And came back out." "Was there a fire drill?" "We're done." "It started at ten." "No godfather in the picture?" "Her godfather is in the picture." "These are my best friends." "Tonje is my sister." "Deep inside, I think she likes me." "But she equates being mature with always being on time." "Her next baby is already due." "Nine months and 15 minutes after Stine." "Tonje is very efficient." "Fredrik doesn't mind." "He thinks everything Tonje says is fine." "Fredrik is the perfect family man." "Veronica is a butterfly who brightens up wherever she lands." "Lately she's been landing on me." "I have to remind her that we're just friends." "John is my best friend." "He may be blind, but he's the most clearsighted of us all." "And he's Stine's godfather." "Anne's dream is to find a partner." "Her odds have increased greatly since she came out of the closet." "Sorry, Fredrik." "I'm serious." "I got lost." "You're unbelievable." "I won't even ask what her name was." "A little big?" "At least it's better than that rabbit suit." "Don't you look nice, Jacob." "A little 1980s retro?" "What's the matter with you?" "I hurt my back." "Is nothing sacred to you, Jacob?" "I had planned..." "A godfather supports and guides." "Take a walk and calm her down." "Any hot chicks here?" "Hi." "Good?" "It's a little dry." "Do you have children?" "No." "You view them as a reproduction of your own self-complacency?" "No." "I have yet to find the woman I want to have them with." "Some may say that's a little premature." "These aren't my condoms." "I've just borrowed the suit." "Want me to take her?" "No, I'm fine." "Who is that?" "You don't have to sleep with every woman you meet, you know." "I don't believe in any "woman of my life."" "The only ones who have succeeded at that, are you and Tonje." "Hi, Jacob Sand." "That was the Minister of Commerce from Cameroon." "Does your back hurt?" "I just...fell out of bed." "Maybe you should see a doctor." "Did you read about that guy who hit his leg?" "The sore got in fected." "He ended up with gangrene." "Gangrene?" "He had to amputate his leg." "The infection paralyzed his speech center." "He hasn't said a word since." "240 kroner." "I can just get off here." "Hello, hello, hello?" "Aren't you going to invite me up?" "I am so incredibly tired." "I have had the day from hell." "And I would just make it worse?" "Veronica..." "Would you like to come up?" "Veronica..." "I've started playing the sax." "I thought you played guitar." "No, guitar is so..." "But sax is raw and sexy." "Turn off that music!" "What about mountain climbing?" "That wasn't for me." "But the sax is cool." "Am I totally hopeless?" "You aren't hopeless." "Hi, Ahmed." "Sorry I'm so late." "Hey, it worked out." "You are serious?" "You kidding!" "No, the fax came in today." "And they can all come to Norway?" "This is fantastic!" "I cannot believe it!" "Careful." "I hurt my back." "Sit down." "I know doctor." "This be very good." "Fix everything." "You call." "Say hello from me." "I'll call." "See you later." "Jacob?" "I have sister." "Later, Ahmed." "Tomorrow." "Later!" "OK, later." "It seemed bigger." "Are the rising mains new or old?" "I didn't ask." "I just asked if there were rising mains." "This is so boring!" "One sure sign that you're getting older,   is that you go to more open houses than bars." "They've got a house and a kid." "All they're missing is a Saab station wagon." "They have a Saab station wagon." "Jacob!" "Maria?" "Fred, this is my..." "ex-boyfriend, Jacob." "Fred." "Jacob." "Jacob?" "You're the one with warts on your feet." "That didn't dare operate." "You always slept with your socks on." "I see you haven't changed." "I am very happy." "We are buying a house." "And you?" "I met a mother of four." "We live in a big house with apple trees   and kids running around drinking juice." "Like a classical painting." "You haven't matured at all." "We are leaving." "Vamos!" "Cool uniform." "Help for sore nipples" "Jacob Sand?" "Dr. Bomann can see you now." "Your back?" "Yes." "Many suffer from that." "You are in good hands now." "Jacob Sand is here." "Nice to see you again." "Likewise." "Hey..." "I'm sorry about that Commerce Minister." "I hope you didn't..." "Does your back hurt?" "What?" "Yes, down here." "Take your coat off, and I'll have a look." "There..." "Pull your shirt up, so I can feel." "Did you twist it somehow, or did it just happen?" "I was lying down..." "And then I fell." "You fell while lying down?" "Yes." "Legs together." "Can you bend forward?" "That hurts." "Yes, a little bit." "You disappeared from the party." "I was just there as an interpreter." "Lift your arms." "You speak Cameroonian?" "I speak one of 250 Cameroonian dialects." "Lift your leg." "And now the other leg." "There." "That's that." "Are we done?" "It's only muscular." "You'll be better in a few days." "Aren't you going to take any..." "No tests, nothing?" "Not for your back." "But if you have anything else..." "I have been feeling listless lately." "Do you have to take so many tests?" "We've checked your heart, kidneys, blood pressure, and lungs." "Are you all right?" "I had forgotten why I never go to the doctor." "I took a urine sample." "I thought we could test your sperm." "Test my sperm?" "What if you meet the love of your life?" "You can tell her you have top-notch sperm." "You mean I have to...?" "Do you sell houses?" "How does that apply to my sperm?" "It doesn't." "But you're a lawyer." "I work primarily with asylum seekers." "Immigration law." "That's right." "Too bad." "I'm considering selling mine." "Oh, you mean real estate!" "Yes, that I do!" "If you mean..." "Is it a wooden house?" "Stone?" "I do stone houses." "All kinds of real estate, actually." "You'll need this." "Is it serious?" "Only if you fail to sell it." "Here's my address." "Hi." "Hi." "I'm going out to dinner afterward." "Come in." "There." "Let's see..." "Here is the sitting room." "I thought we could start with the first floor." "I see you work in the public sector." "This was dad's childhood home." "Here is the sitting room, and pantry and kitchen." "Are your parents alive?" "Almost too much." "Dad just got a motorcycle, mom got a lover in Crete." "Good genes, I see." "And the rest of your family?" "No nutcases or perverts?" "I have an uncle who's a band leader." "That isn't lethal." "It is for your social life...." "This should be an easy sell." "Here is the small library, the guest bathroom..." "When are you selling?" "As soon as possible." "There is a bedroom, guest room..." "And if we continue over here..." "Hello?" "Do you have kids?" "This is my room." "Is this yours?" "Yes." "This is where I grew up." "I had that same dollhouse." "My mother had this weird notion:" "Girls had to play with cars and boys had to play with dolls." "So I had that same dollhouse." "But what have you done?" "This isn't..." "You know that's the kitchen?" "Yes." "What is that double bed doing in there?" "That's the kitchen." "They're sleeping in the kitchen." "So they can be next door to the baby." "My point is that you have too many kids." "You have five kids." "This is a mink's nest." "You've squeezed in kids all over." "There are five siblings." "Five?" "That's too many." "You have to have five." "The playroom is up here." "But they sleep down here." "The baby can get colicky." "He sleeps alone, so he doesn't wake the others." "You actually live in here." "Let's continue." "Then we went into her room." "It was so..." "Magical." "Yes, but John..." "She's stunning!" "She's your client." "I'm her patient." "I thought you feared doctors." "I've never met a woman like this who immediately..." "Jacob..." "Yes?" "Are you going back to her house?" "Yes." "Why?" "I'm going with you." "You can't do this on your own." "Of course I can." "I'm a specialist in property law." "You don't understand this." "I shouldn't have mentioned her." "It's about understanding people." "It's about selling." "John, you're blind." "Jacob, you're prejudiced." "I can always call her my self." "Remember what we agreed on?" "I won't speak until spoken to." "Hi." "Hi." "I brought John." "Thought it would be good to get his opinion." "As far as the sales strategy goes, and how to prepare..." "That's nice." "Come in." "Nina." "John." "I've heard so much about you." "I've been telling him about the house." "John has vast experience..." "with houses like this." "Beautiful." "Let's start with the first floor." "Are you aware that Jacob is head over heels in love with you?" "He didn't dare come alone." "You may be his dream woman." "I've never seen him like this." "How was he before?" "He tended to bring out strong maternal feelings in women." "I can imagine." "You underestimate yourself, Jacob." "Behind that pretty face lie vast amounts of hidden philosophy." "He has wanted to ask you something, but hasn't dared." "He wants to ask you out on a date." "OK..." "I'll call you." "This went great, Jacob." "Nothing to worry about at all." "I hate the saxophone!" "I hate Jan Gar-fucking-barek!" "What happened?" "I feel like a satellite dish sucking in signals." "Why doesn't anyone want me?" "Plenty of people want you." "You don't." "You just sleep with me." "Hey..." "Maybe we should stop doing that." "Have you met someone else?" "Why do you ask?" "Why else would you stop sleeping with me?" "It's just inevitable that one of us will get hurt." "You have met someone else." "Veronica..." "Why make all these demands that we can never fulfil, Jacob?" "Imagine if we could just... be, and be satisfied with that." "Imagine how wonderful that would be." "Turn off that music!" "You owe me a new broom!" "Cheers!" "Happy birthday, John." "Thank you for coming." "Hello?" "What's this?" "A present from me." "You're so sweet." "It's..." "Glasses!" "Look at those!" "Are they nice?" "Plenty of room for your nose." "Cheers!" "Dear John, happy birthday." "Marte and I, we..." "We have some news as our present for you." "We are getting married." "Married?" "Congratulations!" "When?" "In August." "That's wonderful!" "But you've only just met." "And now you're getting married?" "Yes." "I just think it's a little early." "Only three of us left." "Don't look at me." "What about you, Jacob?" "Jacob will search till he's 100." "No, Jacob has been showing an interest in female doctors lately." "With his fear of doctors?" "He has a new "family doctor."" "Sometimes I wonder what you think with." "Now what?" "What do you think?" "Are you doing Veronica?" "We're just good friends." "You don't sleep with your friends!" "Thank you, John." "You may want to straighten out your social antennas a little bit." "Sorry." "Veronica will be fine." "So will you." "I'm more concerned about Tonje and Fredrik." "They're filing for separation." "At least, they have the paperwork." "But they're planning to..." "buy a house and have another kid." "Heard anything from Nina?" "Thought I'd send her an e-mail." "What are you going to write?" "That I think about her all the time." "Is that wrong?" "No." "No, Jacob." "That's just fine." "Why didn't you say anything?" "Why should I say anything?" "You're supposed to tell me things like that." "She feels I lack ambition." "You aren't staying home forever." "The problem is, I don't know what I want." "I don't want to be a career lawyer like Tonje." "You don't have to work as a lawyer." "I am a fourth generation Supreme Court advocate." "I want to write books." "Be an author." "So write books." "I've already submitted one to a publisher." "But writing isn't a real job." "Is that what Tonje says?" "Not in words." "Hello?" "Hi." "Now?" "I can be there in ten minutes." "That was the doctor's office." "My test results are in." "They want me there." "Jacob Sand is here." "Hi." "What is it?" "Won't you have a seat?" "Is something wrong?" "Jacob..." "You are fine." "There was nothing wrong with your tests." "I'm sorry." "That's OK." "I just wanted to see you again." "I have the rest of the day off." "Want to do something?" "I'd love to." "Let's go in here." "Here?" "A karaoke bar?" "Want a beer?" "Two beers." "I think this one should be good..." "Good morning." "Sleep well?" "Are you already up?" "I have to go shopping." "I need to find a children's store." "Why?" "Is that so strange?" "You haven't asked if I use birth control." "Hey..." "Are you...?" "Do you know...?" "Isn't that what you want?" "Relax." "A colleague just had a baby." "Jacob!" "Have you ever seen anything so tiny?" "Or so expensive?" "It costs a fortune." "Don't you like children?" "Why do you ask?" "It doesn't seem like it." "I'm crazy about kids." "I'm serious." "Why wait?" "Because we've only known eachother for a month." "So?" "I've found the man of my life." "I have a good education, a good job, a good income." "Now I want a baby." "Do we have time to eat first?" "When is a good time?" "More women now use foreign sperm banks to become pregnant." "Hello?" "Here." "Can you baby-sit tonight?" "Me?" "We've been invited to a gala and our babysitter backed out." "I promised to help John get Anne's wedding present." "You are...were almost her godfather." "I don't know the first thing about kids." "This is the front, this is the back." "Instructions are under her feet." "Can't anyone else?" "I've called everyone but the Salvation Army." "I can call them." "You owe me." "Hi." "Can you baby-sit?" "Sure." "Come in." "Are you sure?" "I'd love to do it my self." "If you have plans, you have plans." "Hello?" "Yes." "Can you hold her for a second?" "I'm on my way." "Ten minutes." "I'm sorry." "Go." "Leave us girls alone." "Are you sure it's all right?" "I won't be late." "Is anything happening?" "Don't scare them." "I'm not." "Getting any?" "They're just eating." "You said they'd go to sleep." "They will." "There's enough sleeping medicine in that bread to knock out Duckburg." "Why are you so late?" "You take over." "I'm bored." "Can't we just buy a present?" "You know Anne loves duck." "To eat." "She may not want them as pets." "There's none left." "So knock their heads against a tree." "How are things going, Jacob?" "How's it going with the woman of your life?" "Great." "I've never been so in love before." "This is the first time..." "What's going on?" "I don't know." "Hello?" "Yoga." "To counteract stress." "Veronica, if it gets too bad, you can just marry me." "What's going on here?" "Don't tell me you've hypnotized them to lie like that." "Bring the car down to the river." "Well done, Jacob!" "Nice of you to show up." "Don't say anything." "It would just sound stupid." "I'm going to bed." "Good night." "Hi, this is Nina Bomann." "Leave a message after the tone." "Nina?" "Nina?" "I'm so sorry about what happened yesterday." "It has nothing to do with that, Jacob." "Please." "What is it?" "This just won't work." "What won't work?" "We want different things out of life, Jacob." "I want you." "We can have kids." "I'm serious." "I'm having you arrested!" "That'll teach you!" "Have you talked to her?" "Are you really in love with her?" "John..." "If you are, it doesn't matter what she said." "She broke up with me." "Those are just words." "Words?" "You have to fight!" "Show her she's special." "Buy a full-page ad, buy a flower shop, go on a hunger strike." "Do something active." "Dare something!" "Jacob, for the first time in your life you're in love." "You can't come in here." "I want to see Nina." "She quit last Friday." "You expect me to believe that?" "Sorry..." "Happy?" "Did she leave a forwarding address?" "You know that information is confidential." "Hello?" "You moved some things for Nina Bomann." "Finally, there you are!" "This will be a fun starting point..." "We thought you had changed your mind." "I'm Auntie Crazy." "Don't take that literally." "What's your sign?" "Virgo." "Expect me to believe that?" "Well, we have a job to do!" "Entré!" "You can undress over there to the right." "Undress?" "We are all too inhibited." "Hung up in conventions, in squares." "We have to let go." "We must." "Let go!" "My first orgasm was incredible." "Do you masturbate often?" "You should." "Let's see." "How do you like to pose?" "Frontal, or from the rear?" "Whatever you prefer." "I'm here to talk to Nina." "You're Jacob." "Then we want a poem." "Recite a poem." "A poem?" "A poem." "Let it out." "Release the poem, Jacob." "About the woman you love." "She's like a boat on the ocean." "Her head is full of notions." "Her heart, warm with emotion." "For how things should be." "Why are you staring at me?" "This is bullshit!" "Wait." "Is Nina here?" "Do you know where she is?" "I can't tell you." "Why can't I talk to her?" "Have I done something wrong?" "She's pregnant." "Maybe she needs time to think." "Why would she need that?" "Maybe the thought of you as a father, frightens her." "She can't just run away." "I didn't think you wanted kids." "Relax, Jacob." "She'll be back." "Now it's Anne's turn to get married." "Hurrah!" "I ask you, Marte Sundt Bull:" "Do you take Anne Grom to be your lawful partner?" "I do." "Do you, Anne Grom, take Marte Sundt Bull to be your lawful partner?" "I do." "Since you have agreed to enter into a partnership, " " I pronounce this partnership lawfully registered." "Go ahead." "Hi!" "How are you doing?" "I'm completely..." "I'm completely out of it." "It'll all work out." "When you come home, I'm sure she'll be back." "What happened with you and me..." "I feel very guilty." "I am so sorry." "It was just as much my fault." "You know that." "Who knows?" "Maybe I'm finally open for the man of my life." "You deserve it." "This is the craziest wedding I have ever been to." "To you this must be a veritable orgy." "Why does everyone say that?" "Because you have become a boring, predictable,   self-centered and self-righteous cunt of a lawyer!" "I'm going to be a mommy." "And I'll be a mother." "Next time I'll be mommy." "And I'll be mother." "What about the father?" "I'm sure he'd be as thrilled as us, if he only knew!" "She's a lesbian!" "Most of the women here are." "Nina!" "She knew I was a lawyer, asked me about my family,   had me take tests, checked for diseases..." "That's why she wanted to test my sperm!" "She drained me like a billy goat!" "Jacob, this is crazy." "She used me like a bull." "I might as well have given it to her in a cup." "I want custody." "Takes more than buying clothes." "I can take classes." "You plan to breast feed?" "There is something called infant formula." "Jacob..." "What makes you think the baby will be better off with you?" "I don't want the baby to grow up with a..." "With a mother like that." "OK." "How warm is the formula supposed to be?" "I can learn!" "Is it supposed to look like that?" "Did you think she ate with a knife and fork?" "There you go." "Now let's burp." "Come to daddy." "Can you hold her?" "Is she supposed to smell like this?" "Oh no!" "That's the sixth time today." "Did you go poopie again?" "Hold this." "Where are you going?" "To buy diapers." "Now?" "If she keeps crying, just thump her on the floor." "No wonder you were so upset." "Your diaper was full of poop." "What kind of daddy do you have?" "Tonje and I went to see a marriage counselor." "The counselor talked about openness and communication." "What happened?" "What do you think?" "We started arguing." "Eventually she left." "Tonje?" "No." "The counselor." "Then what happened?" "We went home too." "And when we got home things were... so quiet." "Stine was at my mother's." "It's crazy." "I hardly recognize her." "She has gone through such a change." "All we do is..." "Tonje?" "Oh yes!" "Are you happy now?" "You don't think I know about that lesbo stuff?" "You'll make a great family!" "What are you talking about?" "I've seen what you're up to." "You can't fool me!" "This is Petter." "I don't think you've met." "He's my ex-husband." "Sell now." "It's a great opportunity." "You've already sold it?" "I told you to wait till it hit 43!" "How are you doing?" "I'm doing fucking great!" "I had planned to tell you." "I just needed some time to decide what to do." "You needed some time?" "What about my rights?" "The baby isn't yours." "Can I come in?" "What happened to Uniform Boy?" "We broke up." "He could never love me." "All I want is a life." "Why can't I get a life?" "Why did we break up?" "Because you left me." "You made me leave." "I did?" "You did not love me." "Sure I did." "You never said so." "And you had stopped touching me." "I didn't think you wanted me to." "There was nothing I wanted more." "Then why did you sleep on the couch?" "Dearest Jacob..." "If only you knew how much I loved you." "We could have been so happy." "Could have had a big family." "What is this?" "I thought I was going to be a dad." "You don't want children with me,   but as soon as you meet someone else, you make her pregnant?" "I was tricked." "I thought I was tricked." "Oh, Jacob..." "You always let yourself be used." "You have to learn to set limits." "We can have children!" "Turn down that music!" "Why did you sleep out here?" "I've been thinking." "Let's try again." "I can move in, and we can fix up this place together." "It will be fantástico!" "This couch...has to go." "Hi." "Can we talk?" "I came to apologize." "I had hoped you'd find out some other way." "I'm the one that should apologize." "No." "I should." "If you still think I'm in love with my aunt..." "If I had known I was pregnant, " " I never would have gotten involved with you like that." "I miss you." "Are you coming?" "Nina?" "Nina!" "It isn't what you think." "What is it?" "She's my ex." "She just became single." "That's why she's walking around naked in your apartment?" "What about your ex?" "Petter?" "I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole!" "We want nothing to do with each other." "We had just signed our divorce papers." "Nina..." "There must be something I can do." "I've never felt this way before." "We had our chance." "I simply cannot decide." "We don't have much time." "Did you ask about the rising mains?" "She couldn't find them." "Couldn't find the rising mains?" "Don't yell at me!" "She's the specialist." "Have you heard from her, Jacob?" "No." "She's having a baby with another man." "Maybe she'll come back to you." "Why would she do that?" "Because she loves you." "That was beautifully put, Veronica." "What?" "What you just said." "That was incredibly beautiful." "Will you marry me?" "Let's go." "I know I'm an arrogant bastard, but..." "I love you." "I know." "It's so obvious." "I must have been blind not to see it." "You're the woman of my life." "You're who I dream of." "John..." "Veronica, will you marry me?" "Will you marry me?" "Yes." "Of course." "I've never understood why women like to look at baby clothes." "But now I think it's...great." "Why do you think she came to you?" "Why did she react like that when she saw Maria?" "She wants you back." "I screwed up." "I know when it's over." "You know nothing." "You love her." "You have to fight." "She wants you to show yourself as the man she hopes you are." "I'm lost." "That's the problem." "You aren't." "Just don't give up." "I heard rumors that you hung your lawyer's robe in the closet." "Watch out for the curb." "Fredrik and I made a deal." "He can write,   and I turned down the partnership in my firm." "Great." "I thought that was what you wanted." "I wanted more Fredrik and he wanted more of me." "Did you know he wrote a novel while Stine slept?" "Of course." "How's the yoga going?" "I quit." "Quit?" "What are you doing now?" "Nothing." "It's enough to share a bottle of wine with John." "The water broke." "Get me to the hospital." "Now?" "Yes." "Find a car!" "A taxi!" "I'll get Fredrik." "We don't have time!" "Get a taxi!" "They won't stop!" "This woman is having a baby." "Can you drive her to the nearest clinic?" "I'm a little busy right now." "Hurry!" "Is it real important?" "Hurry up, guys." "I hate to be difficult, but..." "Go!" "Can't you go any faster?" "This is fun!" "My day just took a turn for the better." "Careful!" "Can't you slow down a little?" "Try to wait." "I can't exactly hold it in!" "Careful with that wreath." "Someone's supposed to mourn over it later." "Oh my god!" "Drive!" "I've dreamt of doing this for over ten years." "You're on the sidewalk." "You see him, right?" "I had a whole funeral procession behind me." "I must have lost them." "So what..." "They know where to go." "You're at the wrong entrance." "Good luck." "Thanks for the ride." "Now I need to find Nordberg Chapel from here." "Where might that be?" "Fredrik isn't answering." "Then leave a message!" "Where are you going?" "I..." "You can't leave now." "This will go just fine." "Breathe deeply, like you did at childbirth class." "Come over here." "Breathe easy." "And push!" "Great!" "Come on." "We'll let you cut the umbilical cord." "Come on!" "Here it is!" "Hi." "There's our hero." "I never would have believed it." "Want to hold him?" "My God, he's so tiny." "Jacob..." "We were wondering if you wanted to be godfather." "Everyone deserves a second chance." "Even you." "My boy!" "Welcome, amigo!" "You not know how happy I was." "My golly, how happy I was!" "Uncle Pablo." "You remember him." "And Juan!" "And you remember grandma." "The whole family is so happy." "Let the boy breathe, grandma." "We fix up apartment for you." "Total apartment." "Daddy has always loved you." "Come, sit!" "Enjoy, enjoy, look at everything." "Let me hear what I want to hear." "When is it?" "When is wedding?" "Isn't that the plan?" "I fix everything." "To da la familia fix." "Make apartment nice for wedding." "You move in together." "No." "You kidding with me." "No." "You not kidding." "You have wedding." "You live together." "Have grandchildren." "No!" "Yes!" "No!" "You move in together!" "No!" "I don't love Maria." "It's too big." "We don't need this many bedrooms." "What the hell is a rising main?" "I have no clue!" "But it's supposed to be important to ask about it." "You can't sell this!" "This house is you." "You're to live here." "Have kids here." "What happened to you?" "I had a discussion with the father..." "There must be something..." "Jacob!" "Nina, I just came by because I wanted to see you today." "I love you." "I think about you all the time." "I want to see you today." "I want to see you tomorrow." "I want to see you every day, for the rest of my life." "Come here." "On one condition." "That we can have four kids." "I can even go along with five." "I want to be woken up at night." "Com fort them when they cry." "You know it isn't yours." "I know that." "But I'm still here." "You can't even touch a diaper." "Well, you can handle that part." "Come here..." "Jacob?" "I love you." "I love you too." "Can I sleep in here?" "Are you up?" "I can't sleep." "Lie down next to daddy." "I can't sleep." "Vilde was just crying." "Lie down here." "Tomorrow you can bring all your friends too." "Careful..." "There." "Jacob?" "Have I forgotten someone?" "Maybe." "I'm pregnant." "I want a sister!"