"Ball out." "The white shadow." "Okay, here we go." "Let's go, baby." "Lucky shot, huh?" "Okay, rush, you wanna make it another $5, 000?" "You know, your boys'll never make it through this round." "Let's make it $10, 000." "Here we go." "Lord, almighty!" "Get a steal, baby!" "Foul!" "All right." "Yeah." "You don't think about winning." "Unless you wanna end up dead." "Hey, little fly." "Who you backin'?" "I'm backin' you, dog." "Yes!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "Foul!" "Good fight." "Slam!" "Out!" "Out!" "Get back, get back!" "Nice game, gentlemen!" "Skins win!" "Okay... send me a check." "I'll get you next round." "I'll see you, russ." "Oh, nice." "Way to work this." "Come on, ladies." "Hey!" "Way to work score." "Dude!" "Who taught you everything you know, man?" "Oh, my goodness!" "Donnie!" "What are you doin', man?" "Put me down, man." "Put me down." "I thought you were in jail!" "Where you been?" "Ah, you know, man." "Take a little vacation." "But i'm cool now." "Everything is fine." "Look at you." "Donnie torres." "Mike cannon." "Hey, mike." "He used to, uh," "Protect me from all the bullies back in grade school." "He'd protect you?" "Yeah, i was like, what, 5'5" in sixth grade?" "You were more like 4'9", man." "Yeah, there wasn't a dime of this kid's lunch money that was safe." "I remember i had to protect you from the chess team giving you a wedgie." "Okay." "He--He's just kidding." "Oh!" "Ho ho!" "Hey, suddenly you guys are the team to beat, huh?" "I have some big bucks" "On those street boys you put down, man." "Some big bucks." "Yeah, those eastern european mafia guys, they love their round ball." "Wow." "Right out of gentleman's quarterly." "You still making book?" "Ah, you know the deal, man." "I'm too small to play the game." "Too poor to own the team, and" "Too ugly to get the chick." "Hey, you know, you guys got a shot at winning this." "You think?" "Yeah, man." "Stay aggressive." "You both have to stay aggressive." "Cause no one expects it from two suits like you guys." "You know what i'm saying?" "I mean, the smart money's on ernest sands and bobby blocks, but..." "They ought to be." "They're phenomenal." "Ah, don't sell yourself too short, man." "All right, man." "I'll see you on the quad." "All right." "He certainly knows some weasely characters." "Ah, he's just another product of vegas, man." "That guy saved my ass more times than i can count." "Good day, mrs." "Cannon." "Good day, mr." "Cannon." "So i was thinking... what?" "Well, i was thinking that since we're still married... shh." "Okay." "You promise?" "Of course." "Absolutely." "So i was thinking..." "That, um, there's no reason why we shouldn't, you know, get busy" "In that married kind of wa an..." "You mean..." "Yeah, of course that's what i mean!" "Well, i thought we were gonna... date first." "Okay, well, then..." "I will sleep with you on the first date." "Well, ybe we could take it slow." "Kind of build up to it." "You know, make it special." "This is special." "And it's legal." "I've never done it legally before, you know?" "L i'm saying is i've gone the other way." "Where the sex comes first, and somehow it all... falls apart." "It just... i don't wanna blow it this time." "That is so sweet." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Okay... i guess i'll wait." "Besides, i'm kind of crazed right now." "Oh, with the concierge of the year thing?" "Yeah." "I'm the last one in vegas to be evaluated." "Well, just remember the cardinal rule of the concierge" "Never, absolutely never, say no to a guest." "Oh, i could never say no to you." "You just hold that thought." "Okay." "Hey, you wanted to see us?" "Yeah." "Mike..." "Listen, i know you like to go to your right." "But you got that great crossover." "And they're overplaying you." "So the left is there if you want it." "Yeah, we know." "Well, i'm just sayin'." "Yeah." "Thanks for that." "And you know the two guys you just played?" "What about 'em?" "They ended up dead." "Las Vegas 516 : 2 On 2" "Judge ferguson?" "Hi." "I'm delinda deline... i" "I... run the restaurant." "Oh, hi." "Are you enjoying your lunch?" "Yes, it's excellent." "Cocoba, my favorite." "Listen, i was just wondering, um... yes?" "I'm pregnant." "I figured." "And i've been going through this little hormonal thing." "Where..." "I don't really know how to put this, but..." "I have extrasensory powers." "Okay." "But you can help me by proving that these feelings are right." "And how exactly could i do that?" "Okay... my friends, piper nielsen and mike cannon," "Came to you recently to get their marriage annulled." "But my feeling... well, my little hormonal feeling, if you will..." "Is that they didn't get their marriage annulled at all." "But they're telling everyone they did." "I see a lot of people handle a lot of cases." "No, i know, i mean... they were crazy drunk" "Wild video." "Congas." "You don't understand... everybody thinks i'm crazy because, in my gut," "I don't think they got the marriage annulled." "So you can help me... prove that i'm right." "But what about this couple?" "They obviously don't want people to know one way or the other." "Obviously, i mean, but..." "what is this, client privilege?" "I mean, you're a judge." "I voted for you." "Excuse me." "I'm due in court." "I'm pregnant." "And they found him in the trunk of a car, both shot in the head." "Danny's bookie friend said some shady people" "Weren't too happy with their performance." "You always fool your bookies?" "You know, nobody expected you guys to get this far in the tournament." "We sure as hell didn't." "Well, if you need any help, i played some ball in college." "Uh, actually, you know what?" "I think... i think we can handle it." "Hey, i'm just sayin'." "You don't by chance have a bet on us, do you?" "I might have a little bet with russ markaykis." "Hmm." "Oh... hey, guys." "Hey." "Oh... hey, guys." "Hey." "What are you looking at?" "What?" "Well, do...you and mike..." "Listen... i wanna talk to you about this concierge contest." "I don't need your help, cooper." "I didn't offer any." "Last i heard, you still worked for me." "This guy, uh..." "Scott knoll can be a bit of a pain in the ass," "But it would be good for the montecito" "If he realized we had the best concierge in las vegas." "Well, then, i guess you're just gonna have to trust me." "Hello." "Hi there." "Scott knoll, concierge journal magazine." "Piper was supposed to, uh... hi, scott!" "Uh, we reserved the presidential suite for you." "Hey, piper." "I think you should know that annabeth jenkins over at the mandalay bay," "She got outstanding marks, so maybe you should, um," "Work towards that." "I love a challenge." "Really?" "Yeah." "Well, um, i guess you should know by now that being a concierge in las vegas" "Uh, is not like any other position." "So... good luck with that." "Yeah, you know that i have never been thrown by a guest request, ever?" "Really?" "Excuse me, meagan." "No problem." "If that's the case." "Then i would like a four-Course french dinner" "Served in my suite tonight at midnight." "The chef, she must be a woman, blonde, over five foot, nine inches," "And she must speak and understand french," "Because that is all i'll be speaking after the clock strikes 12:00." "Peace out." "What does he want?" "I don't know." "He told the front desk he'd wait for at the bar." "Hey, it's good to meet you." "I'm rudolph vinovich." "Mike cannon." "Danny." "Call me rudy." "Sit." "Drink." "Thanks okay." "Have tequila." "Ah, i drink tequila 24/7." "Ahh." "It's very american, no?" "Actually, it's..." "What is it that you needed?" "Win!" "I bet big time on you now in tournament." "You guys very excellent defense and gunner." "How'd you learn about basketball?" "I played a little growing up in minsk." "But, you know, it's hard to dribble isnow." "And i listen to old lakers." "Kareem, ooh." "The greatest of all the big men." "And i watch a pirate copy of white men can't jump. 100 times." "Woody is my man." "We heard you bet on the last guys we played." "So?" "So they both ended up dead." "It was very dangerous part of town where they go." "I guess you don't go to that part of town." "Hey, mrs." "Vinovich, she raise no fool." "You play good, huh?" "Lose is bad for me." "Okay?" "Ciao." "Ciao." "What the hell was that?" "A warning?" "Oh, hey." "What?" "Oh, hey." "What?" "I need help with this concierge contest." "Okay." "All right." "All right, i have less than four hours to find a blonde, at least 5'9" chef who speaks french." "Okay, write this down." "D-E-L..." "okay." "I-N-D-A." "Delinda." "Delinda." "What the hell did she just say?" "She said, uh, "your ass isaved."" "Good." "Ah!" "Okay." "Owns a restaurant downtown..." "not partularly popular," "Unless you're into stuffed cabbage..." "and two liquor stores." "Now, metro vice says he makes his real money in drugs and prostitution." "Oh, and wait... he owns three strip clubs." "Now we're talking." "No record?" "He's managed to stay clean, but his buddies are loaded with felonies." "Look at that, manslaughter, assault, possession with intent." "It's the whole top 40." "He's definitely capable of murder." "So it appears." "Danny mccoy." "Donnie!" "Danny mccoy." "Donnie!" "Okay, well... okay." "Thanks for the update." "Uh..." "Rudy just bet 250, 000 bucks on us to win." "Is that bad?" "He killed the other two guys for losing half that." "Ranch" "Ranch" "Ranch" "Ranch" "Ranch" "Ranch" "Ranch" "Ranch" "Yeah, it's just this morning, dee kept telling me how you two never got the annulment." "And i told her she was crazy." "Mikey's not an idiot." "Yeah." "You're not an idiot, are you, mike?" "Ah." "You never got the annulment, did you?" "You can't tell anyone." "Oh, my god, are you kidding me?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "What the hell are you thinking, man?" "I don't know." "It's complicated." "What do you mean it's complicated?" "Dude, i got a ki theand i'm not even m" "You have any idea how bad you're making me look?" "Okay, well..." "Pinky promise you won't say anything about this." "Pinky promise?" "What is wrong with you?" "Ah." "Okay." "I can't even believe it." "What up, fly?" "Mike cannon and the great white hope!" "Let's pop it, baby!" "How y'all feelin', man?" "Well..." "Hope y'all victorious already, man." "Absolutely... so those dudes we played kind of act like they knew you." "The ones that ended up dead?" "They don't know me, man." "That was some out-Of-Town cash product here to win it all, just like y'all, man." "What are they, ringers?" "Who brought 'em in?" "No say, man." "Could have been anybody, man." "Could have been the pope." "I don't know." "Rudy vinovich?" "Oh, that's a freak right there, man." "He's known for his cruel and unusual punishment." "I give him space, man." "So, what, you think they're into the drug thing or what?" "I don't know, man." "Probably, man." "It's just a rough town over there, man." "I don't know, it stank, man." "It's funky." "My rims got jacked." "I ain't been there since, man." "For real." "But what i need y'all focus on this game." "Get hype, get ready." "There's a skinny black dude over there" "With aade-Away that's bananas, man." "So go hard... get it in..." "Get right or get left." "All right, all right." "Get it in or get it out, baby!" "How was nner?" "Oh, it was fabulous." "And delinda, she was just..." "Unbelievably charming." "Next, i would like to see mamma mia tonight" "With my girlfriend." "No problem." "We'll take orchestra center." "And i'd like the two seats in front of us to be empty," "Because i do not want my eye line blocked." "Okay, four seats." "Hey, she counts!" "And because it's my hilda's birthday, i would like someone in the cast" "To say her name during the show." "Say her name?" "Hilda." "Do i meet" " No, steve." "Au revoir." "One minute remaining, gentlemen!" "Skins up by one!" "Right now." "Agh!" "Ohh!" "Come on, that was a foul!" "Timeut, shirts!" "There's not much time." "You okay?" "You can barely walk, danny." "Come on, man." "Yeah, i'm good." "You sure?" "I'm fine." "All right, listen." "I'm gonna cut to the high post." "They've been doubling me on that all day." "The moment your man slides over, you go to the corner." "You have an over shot." "You got all day." "Or look for me under the basket." "Ahh." "You're good?" "Come on, let's do this." "Come on." "How much time we got, ref?" "24 seconds." "24 seconds, danny mccoy." "Let's go, guys. 24 seconds." "Let's go!" "24 seconds." "Come on, let's go!" "Come on, ref!" "Get him off me!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Ah!" "Good game, guys." "Good game, good game." "Yo ho, danny boy!" "How's the ankle, bro?" "Ah, pretty good, mickey." "Not bad, you know." "You gotta stay off your feet, man." "You got the semifinals tomorrow." "I know." "Look, there's a lot of people betting on you tomorrow." "I mean, they're counting on you." "You gotta take care of yourself." "How much?" "Bro, you know it's illegal to bet on any sporting event in the state of nevada." "How much?" "Ten large." "Ooh!" "Are you an idiot?" "What?" "You don't bet 10, 000 bucks on..." "you can do it, man!" "You guys play with a lot of heart." "And that's what it takes to win two-On-Two tournaments." "Just stay off the ankle." "Okay." "Okay." "Please?" "Please?" "Honey..." "You made the semis!" "Oh!" "Candy, candy, whoa." "Dude!" "Hey, watch his ankle." "Be careful." "Watch the ankle, watch the ankle." "Easy." "Thank you, thank you." "Polly, what are... what are you doing?" "You got the bad ankle." "I heal like mr." "Miyagi in karate kid." "Oh, look at you." "Okay..." "Uh...nothin'" "Oh, okay." "Yu got the stuck chi." "What's that?" "Life force energy." "I got the stuff for that too." "This kimchi." "Cabbage." "Pickled with 100 clove of garlic." "Oh, my god." "That smells like ass." "Please, no." "No, look." "See?" "You know who this remind me of?" "Eighth grade history teacher." "One time... polly, polly, remember?" "We talked about this." "The filter." "Oh, filter." "Yeah." "Unprofessional." "Unprofessional in the workplace." "Sorry." "Okay." "Okay..." "Sorry." "Okay." "Muscle go dead from stinky smell, and then wake up all happy!" "You see." "So let me guess." "You're, uh, you're betting on the game?" "Polly want a new hybrid suv with fold-Down back seat for car bang-Bang." "That's what i'm talking..." "you can't say bang..." "Listen, chul ho all of a sudden only get turned on..." "Outside." "Like to get busy in a parked car." "You know, he crazy." "But he still have beautiful louisville slugger." "Okay, you steal base easy now." "It's basketball." "We're playing basketball." "Basketball?" "Really?" "I love basketball." "Really?" "You know, polly expert." "Many year ago, when polly younger" "And much tighter, i do wilt." "You know wilt?" "Wilt cha... you did wilt chamberlain?" "I proud to be 1 of 20, 000." "It's cooper." "But she's a friend of yours." "I can't ask her to do that." "Okay... i'll give her $500." "Piper, she's a professional." "U can't just ask an actor to make something up in the middle of a show." "All she has to do is say, "hilda!"" "That's the dumbest thing i've ever heard." "Okay, fine." "If that's how it's gonna be." "What?" "Then my career just isn't as important as yours." "I'm not following you." "Look, i want this marriage to be a partnership." "I want what you do to be just as important as what i do." "But we're just dating." "We're married." "And you are not supporting your wife." "No, that's okay." "I'll just never sleep with you--Ever." "Hold on." "No, you don't even want to." "I do." "No, you don't." "No, that is not true." "As a matter of fact," "I think we've known each other plenty long enough, and..." "Maybe we should just... do it." "Okay." "Okay." "If you have your friend say "hilda."" "Now you only wanna have sex with me if i do you a favor?" "Hello--That's marriage." "Hey, mike... i am so confused." "About what?" "I don't even know where to start." "Piper?" "Are they all crazy?" "You're just figuring that out?" "Listen, i just got a text from donnie saying that rudy just laid down 500, 000 bucks on us to win." "You okay?" "Uh, yeah." "You sure?" "Yeah." "I'm sure." "Piper, you can tell me." "Shh, no can't." "You're still married, aren't you?" "Yes." "Oh, thank god i'm not crazy." "Tell me." "He won't even sleep with me." "Oh, my god." "I mean, you think you know someone and..." "delinda, he's not gay." "He just... he just wants to date first," "And he's afraid that if i have sex with him too soon that it's gonna ruin it." "But that's wonderful." "No, it's not." "I marry a man and he acts like a woman?" "By the way, how did you know that we didn't get the annulment?" "I just had a feeling." "I've been going through this whole new hormonal experience." "I mean, the first" "Wave made me a bitch, and the second made me eat, and..." "This wave... i'm clairvoyant." "Yeah." "Hey, rudy." "Hey, rudy." "Okay... so here i am." "How's ankle?" "It's fine." "We, uh, we understand that you put 500, 000 bucks on us to win?" "Donnie's got loose lips." "One day, i cut them off." "What happens if we lose?" "You don't lose." "You got no problem." "Yeah, but what if we do... stop." "Negative head is no good." "You sainside your mind, i will win!" "And you will win." "But we can't play under a threat." "Whose threat, huh?" "You show me threat, and i have them crushed like ice..." "We're talking about you, rudy." "This hurts me." "You know..." "Game is with the wrong ball." "It bounces many different ways." "Anything can happen." "What about the two dead guys?" "Like i say, is dangerous neighborhood." "Hey, go." "Get a good night's sleep." "Kick ass tomorrow, hmm?" "Adios." "Here comes another one]" "Hang in there, baby." "Hang in there." "We gotcha." "Block!" "Illegal block!" "Time, ref." "Time." "Good block!" "Hey, let's bury 'em." "How you doing?" "Okay." "We're going to the finals, baby." "We're going to the finals." "On paper, there's no way we can beat him." "Block was a six-Man for the pistons," "Until he blew out his patella." "And sands was an all-American, until he got busted for drugs." "Hey, anything can happen." "We just gotta get physical with him from the get-Go." "You know, get in their face and stay there." "Well, you have something else going for you." "You'll be playing at home." "Home where?" "Home here." "I convinced the tournament organizers to play the finals on top of our parking garage." "How'd you do that?" "Let's just say i made it worth their while." "But there's no court up there." "The transformation is taking place we speak." "You doing all this for us?" "No." "After the game, they'll come downstairs and play in my casino." "Ah." "How was the show?" "It went absolutely perfect." "Right in the middle of dancing queen, they were like, * blah blah blah, hilda *" "Was she surprised?" "Oh, she was totally surprised." "Next..." "I love francois truffaut." "Do you know who he is?" "Frankly, no." "But i could have him here in two hours." "Really?" "Could you?" "That would be quite awesome." "Except for the fact that he's been dead for over 20 years." "So... oh." "Yeah, he's a french film director that, um," "Was probably responsible for the auteur theory of filmmaking." "Hmm, okay." "You don't... you don't know?" "No." "Okay, doesn't make any difference." "Anyway, it's just for the fact that, uh," "He directed a film called day for night" "That i would like to see this evening" "Projected on the wall of the montecito" "While i'm in the parking lot sitting in a 1952 midnight blue rolls royce" "Silver shadow convertible, drinking lali champagne," "Because that's how i roll." "Okay, so, uh, jacob here will take care of you for the rest of your stay if you need anything." "You better win tomorrow." "Excuse me." "What do you mean we should win tomorrow?" "You putting money on us too?" "Hey, danny." "Are you kidding me?" "I only bet on sure things," "And from what i hear, you guys are anything but." "Although i do have a few clients who seem to think" "You guys are the second coming of magic johnson and larry bird." "We'll do our best." "What do you want us to do?" "Oh...well, all indications say that, uh, that's not gonna be good enough." "Go practice." "You had your chance, and you passed." "I passed because i think you're special," "And i wanted this to be perfect!" "That is no excuse for not doing this." "Didn't i get my friend to scream "hilda"?" "Onstage, in the middle of a show with no characters named hilda?" "Doesn't that prove something to you?" "No, it doesn't." "Okay." "Here's the deal." "I reserved a suite tonight." "Are you crazy?" "God, you can't do that here." "Everyone's gonna find out." "You, head of security, you should know that." "The suite is at the palms." "Oh." "Well, that's different." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "I sure hope you're planning on getting a good night's sleep this evening." "You know, with tomorrow being the finals and all." "Yeah." "Yet if i were you, i would just stick to the old routine." "Wouldn't do anything out of the ordinary." "Like what?" "Like having sex." "Mind-Numbing, leg-Weakening, protein-Depleting sex." "Dude, i haven't had sex since we started this tourn... exactly." "And well before that." "Well, i wouldn't go that far." "Focus." "I need you to be a mangy dog out there, okay?" "I need you to keep it in your shorts." "What about you?" "I couldn't have sex if i wanted to." "Mine's pregnant." "Seven months pregnant." "My playground's closed, and i'm frickin' hungry!" "Cuban they're illegal." "Is nice suit." "Custom-Made?" "Do you think i could get inowder blue?" "I don't want anything to happen to my people." "Is that why you call?" "They're good boys." "Excellent at hoops." "Win or lose," "They stay healthy." "I cannot guarantee health." "Mine or yours." "But i would bet on mine." "I have one of those." "What do you use it for?" "Varmints." "Uh... what mean that word?" "Pests." "Ooh, i like you." "You got big, brass balls." "Are you making bets with donnie torres?" "Ah..." "He small time for player like me." "He only want big score and then retire." "Never trust." "Loser, man." "You and me, cooper, we..." "we a lot alike." "Not really." "But ball bounce funny sometime." "No control of that." "Rudy... did you know your visa expired 62 days ago?" "Your student visa." "Whoo!" "You're my only hope." "Not only can your producer whale find me the film, but he can put the projection system together" "That will show it on the side of the building." "What do i look like to you..." "a concierge big-Box store?" "You're supposed to be doing this on your own." "But isn't that what a great concierge is?" "They have the contacts to make the impossible happen." "Uh-Huh, and what's in this for me, other than pissing off an important client?" "All right, i didn't wanna have to do this." "But you gave me no choice." "No." "Yeah, it's a gossip blog that everyone in town reads." "And i will put on that website..." "anonymously, of course..." "That i saw you in the middle of the night a couple weeks ago ming out of a certain" "Big fat greek whale's suite." "No, you didn't." "Yes, i did." "That's impossible." "Well, i was on the same floor," "Coming out of a suite with a rich lawyer from pasadena." "Oh, really?" "What was i wearing?" "Uh, you were wearing a charcoal gray dolce gabana mini." "You were wearing a gucci snakeskin belt." "D those red patent leather jimmy choo's i love so much." "Well, it was armani, he was drunk, and i had to put him to bed and nothing happened." "Yeah, that's not really how it's gonna sound, though." "You know, you always say perception's everything." "So you're willing to blackmail a friend just to get what you want?" "Mm, you bet your little ass i am." "I like it." "Hey, danny." "Donnie!" "What's... what's wrong?" "I'm in big trouble, man." "What?" "Rudy put $1 million on you to win in the finals." "I tried to lay off the bet, but no bookie in town would take that action." "I can't cover this betlone, danny." "Okay, okay." "Well, don't worry about it." "We'll figure something out." "We'll figure something out." "No, no." "You don't understand." "If i can't cover this bet, rudy's gonna take me out, danny... that's his m.O." "Well, just tell him that you can't take it now." "There are other people he can set the bet down with, no?" "He won't!" "He's just looking for an excuse!" "He's gonna kill me the same way he killed the other two guys, dan." "Look, danny..." "it's embarrassing doing this in front of a guy like you, okay?" "Because you have everything." "Hey, you were the golden boy." "But mei peaked in the sixth grade, danny, okay?" "This is how guys like me, we go out in life." "We go out with a bullet in the back of our head, and we're stuffed in the trunk." "Okay, les see." "You always had my back." "I could always count on you." "So now you can count on me." "All right." "What can i do?" "Lose." "Well, congratulations." "Looks like you won the concierge contest." "It's not over until he checks out in the morning." "Husband and wife." "Yeah." "Wait." "Who is it?" "This is piper." "Oh, hi, scott." "I'm glad you led it." "That's it?" "Just an orange juice?" "Freshly squeezed." "Okay, sure. 9:00 a.M. Ight." "What?" "He just wants an orange juice in the morning." "Oh, that's easy." "Your skin is so unbelievably soft." "No, it's a trick." "Your skin?" "No, the orange juice." "Why?" "Because he wants me to know him well enough by now" "To know the exact orange juice that he wants." "Oh, really?" "This isn't going to be easy." "You just squeeze an orange, and the juice comes out." "Yeah, not with this guy." "Why in the world did we ever wait this long?" "This feels so right to me." "Oh, god, there is more to this than meets the eye." "Yeah, that's what... hey, what..." "in order to win this competition," "I have to find the right orange juice." "I'll get you the damn orange juice." "Just... just come back to bed." "Who am i gonna ask to help me?" "I need your help." "Come in" "French food, truffaut, lalique." "Sounds like the guy's a serious francophile." "Which means everything he loves is french, right?" "Mm-Hmm." "But what does it have to do with orange juice?" "There's a little sliver of provence i visited once." "And everywhere," "I mean everywhere, there was the smell of orange blossom." "It's just a guess." "Oh, thanks." "It's going good." "What?" "Me and mike." "Interesting story." "I, um... well, my mother, when she took me and" "My brother to the south of france to live our father, uh, left us," "Well, she would make us fresh-Squeezed orange juice every day." "With bigaradier apepu oranges," "The only indigenous oranges in france." "So..." "What i would like to know is..." "how the hell did you find them?" "That's not important." "Just as long as you're happy." "You're... you're amazing." "I mean, you're just unbelievably one of a kind." "You do know that i'm really not that guy." "That this is a contest." "Piper, it's a contest." "You won." "Your face is gonna be on the cover of concierge journal magazine" "As the best of the best." "You excited?" "Yeah." "You proud?" "Very." "All right, bump my fist, bu it." "Take it easy." "Ahh." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!" "The montecito is proud to present" "The championship game of the las vegas two-On-Two basketball tournament!" "How am i doing?" "All right." "His ankle seems to be fine now." "Oh, kimchi treatment always work." "Also good for rough sex." "And good for chlamydia." "You ever have that?" "Uh...no." "No?" "Discharge." "Nasty." "Right now, right now." "Who the hell is that?" "All right, come on." "At the end of the first half..." "you okay?" "32-20." "What's the matter?" "Nothing, i'm just having a bad game." "But you're in the game, d." "It's the finals, man." "We're gonna go home." "Excuse us, ma'am." "Mr. Donnie torres." "How's the ankle, danny?" "What's going on over there?" "Police just arrested your old friend donnie on a murder charge." "The guys from the first game?" "They found the murder weapon in his apartment." "They also found a betting ledger." "He had $1 million of his own money on the other guys" "What's going on?" "To win." "Hey, come on." "Let's beat these guys!" "All right, guys, let's go!" "Right now, right now." "Come on." "Time out, time out!" "All right." "Eight seconds, gentlemen." "Okay, so...uh..." "We... what do we do?" "We, uh..." "What do you think?" "What do i think?" "Uh-Huh." "Danny, high post." "Mike, back door." "They'll double team you, kick you back out." "Danny'll have all the time in the world for the three." "I'm just saying." "That's a pretty good play." "It's a damn good play." "Let's go, gentlemen." "Let's go!" "Congratulations!" "I can't believe you got it back to me!" "Call me a fool," "But i had a feeling you'd make it this time, baby!" "You guys my woody and wesley!" "Aah!" "Ha ha!" "I love you!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "So he hires the two guys from l.A." "They were supposed to throw the next game after ours." "And donnie was gonna clean up by betting on their opponents." "But we beat 'em instead." "Police think they came to donnie, tried to blackmail him." "So he killed them and made it look like rudy did it." "I feel like such an idiot." "Well, you almost were." "How did you know to look at donnie?" "I just didn't think rudy would kill every guy that lost him bet." "Hey, if it isn't the best concierge in las vegas." "Thank you." "Yes, congratulations." "You know what we should do?" "We should use this." "We should put that on all the advertising, all the brochures." "The whole works." "If that's what you think's best." "You coming over?" "I don't know." "What's your thread count over there?" "I don't get busy in anything under 600." "It's 350, and you'll like it." "Ooh." "Yes, sir." "See you in 20." "Previously on las vegas." "You're looking especially fine today." "I don't date older men, Mike." "You were sick that day, weret you, miss Chae?" "Yeah, very bad gas, Diarrhea." "You no want smell that one." "Mike, we're going with piper to steal a bartender." " Wow." "That is impressive." " Think you can handle it?" "Mike Cannon can hold his liquor." "You do your best to hold yours." " You got married?" "To piper?" " Yeah." "Can i get a soul clap?" " Soul clap?" " Oh, god." "What time do you want me To pick you up for the annulment?" "I thought we were gonna..." "Date first." "Makes it special." "He's afraid that if i have sex with him too soon, It's gonna ruin it." " But that's wonderful." " I marry a man, and he acts like a woman?" "They are so still married." " Are you sure?" " Take a look." " You coming home?" " I don't know." "What's your thread count er there?" "I don't get busy on anything under 600." "It's 350, and you'll like it." " Morning." " Morning." " Well..." " Yeah, well." "Well." "Look at the time." "I got a lot to do today." "Yeah, me too." "I gotta get rolling." "Yeah." " Okay!" "Yeah." " Yep!" "Can i help you?" "Yeah, do you have these in, baby sizes?" "Yes, right over here." "For a boy or a girl?" "I don't know." "They're so tiny." "Is it for a gift?" " For a friend, for a niece, for a nephew?" " For me." "Or for my boy... girl." "I'm gonna be dad." "Say that again?" "Rocky Mountain Do-Si-Doers." "What is with the "do" and the "si"." "I don't get it." "What's there to get?" "What are they doing here?" "I don't know, some Country-Western dance thing." "First-Time Gamblers." "I have to show them around the whole casino And teach them each game." "Poor baby." "I think it would be fun." "You know, showing people how to play games of chance For the first time." "Breathing's fun in your present hormonal ste." "I have turned into a Bliss Ninny, haven't i?" "A, there's my whale." "What's his story?" "He's one of the last dot-Comer zillionaires." "Impeccable taste, great body," "Kind, generous, you know." "Where do i sign up?" "You don't, because he's gay, and you're married." "I can't believe you told her!" "Everyone knows." "No one cares." " So..." " What?" "Last night..." "It was..." "What?" "It was prettawful." "My god, i always thought he would be fantastic in bed." "You fantasize about him?" "No, i mean, he's danny's best friend." "I just..." "god, what happened?" "Itasn't all his fault." "I mean, i certainly did not give my best performance." "Don't worry about it." "The sex always gets better." "You know that." "Maybe." "But on a scale of one to ten, It was a three." "And i just can't live with a three!" " A three?" " Okay, ladies and gentlemen..." "Three?" "Let's start with the blackjack table, Shall we?" "Right this way." "Beautiful dress." "Love those boots." "Jimmy Choo?" "Hello." "I've missed you desperately, sam." " Of course you did." " And i have a surprise for you." "This... is my grandmother Roberta." "Hello, Roberta." "Call me Robbie." "Never call me Roberta." "Hello, Robbie." "Welcome to the Montecito." "I want to you entertain her while i'm here." "Of course." "Sure." "But what will you do?" "Don't worry about me." "I know the drill." "I'm heading for the craps table." "Sam will take care of you." "Okay." "I'll see you at dinner?" " Bye!" " Bye." "So, Robert, R-Robbie." "What is it that you like to do?" "One thing, and one thing only." "What's that?" "Play bingo." "Welcome to quarter horse racing from allentown park," "Pennsylvania." "Ladies and gentlemen," "We have got a full day of racing, 14 of them in all," "Featuring eight noses per." "These are the fastest quarter horses In the united Stes of America," "Vying for a combined purse of over $5 million." " My!" " It's all greek to me." "Wait!" "There's a horse named Athena the great." "That must be an omen." "I don't know a thing about horses." "Obviously." "It's never too latto learn." " Cooper." " Isabelle." "What do you think of this one?" "Kool bet?" "Four to one odds." "Good winning percentage." "Trainer's pretty well known." "That's him up there, number six." "Looks alert." "Not too skittish." "Is that good?" "Yes." "Why do they call them quarter horses?" "Because they're extremely fast." "At short distances, like the quarter mile." "Races only last about 25 seconds." "So... what do you think?" "Kool bet?" "Sounds good." "Aren't you betting?" "No, i'm not a horse betting kind of guy." "All right." "Thank you." "Have you done a dry run to the hospital yet?" "What?" "Danny, all the books say you must doa dry run to the hospital" "From your home, your place of work," " Or any place where you spend." " Significant amounts of time." "What, Danny, what is wrong?" "Do you want your baby born on the floor of a '69 Camaro?" "Of cour, it would be kind of cool." "I mean, people ask where your baby was born," "You say, "my'69 Cam..."" " Okay." "Okay, fine." " I'll do it today." "Okay." "And we need a woman to go with us To play Delinda." "No." "Why?" "Why?" "Because first-Time mothers need to be helped, Sometimes even carried into the car." "You tellin' me you wanna take Delinda?" "She's 28 weeks pregnant." "That would be cruel." "No, we need someone to simulate a pregnant woman." "Who?" "How about Sam?" "Yeah." " Yeah, i'm not taking Sam." " Okay, bad idea." "What, what." "How about piper?" " Your wife?" " D-Don't call her tcyt." "Okay, what happened?" "What happened?" " On a scale of ten?" " Yeah." "Four." " Really?" " Yeah." "And, you know what?" "I was probably... a three." " You're kidding me." " I can't figure out what happened." "Well, i know what happened." "You had married sex." "See, Dillon and i are still dating." "Dating sex is always better than married sex--Always." "Yeah, well, we can't ask piper to go on a dry run." "I think i'm gonna try to avoid her for the rest of the day." "Okay, then, who do we ask?" "Go, polly, go, polly" " No." "Yeah." " Mike, no." "Yeah." "I..." "Season 5" " Episode 17 Win, Place, Bingo." " Synchro by : ¤¤AkaZab¤¤" " Transcript :" "Swsub-sub" "Yeah, here they come, down on the final stretch." "It's down to the wire." "Erica's tie, Rudy Rudy, and cute Kylie!" "Stay tuned for more from allentown." "Coming up, the next..." "Well, he was moving up there at the end." "You know, another day, who knows?" "Isabel, i found the mother lode." "This guy just won" "The first three races." "That's fantast." "What's your secret, mr..." "Skinner." "Hi." "But just call me Pete." "Cooper." "Boy, you know, I like to think of it as a shifting science stupide day." "Fueled by just a little bit of luck?" "Generally, i just ignore The history of the horse, though." "To me, it's all about the moment before the race." "How the jockey Sits at the saddle, how the, How the horse takes the bit." " That kind of thing." " Isn't that fascinating?" "Yeah." "Who do you like in the fourth?" "I went with number seven, into the abyss." "I liked the way the jockey was talking to him on the way to the gate." "Kinda like they had an understanding." "Yeah." "So what horse do you like, Cooper?" "Cayden's charm." "And they're off." "Number 8, cayden's charm, leaves the rail," "Quicy opens up a length of two on cacophony..." "Come on, into the abyss!" "And here comes into the abyss." "He blows through the pack," "Passes sid's sedan and Cayden's charm And opens up a length." "And he'll win the fourth race going away!" "Oh, my!" "That's four in a row." "That's amazing!" "Yeah!" "I like it!" "Hey, Sam, how's it hangin'?" "Not bad." "Fresh meat?" "Here you be." "I never had you figured for a bingo type." "Oh, yeah." "Well, i grew up in Texas." "Used to go parloring with my granny." "Gets in your blood." "Tell me about it." " How many cards you need?" " 16." "Here's 16." "Oh..." "That's impressive." " And you?" " I'll take 16 as well." "16 cards." "Wanna put up a little side bet?" "First to ten bingos?" "Where i come from, i'm the best." "Well," "You're in my house now." "What's going on?" "Cooper is getting his lunch handed to him By some big mouth in the sports world." "This guy just won four quarter horse races in a row." " Well, how's Cooper doing?" " Not good." "Look at him." "But the worst part is" "He was starting to make a little time With these attractive ladies, but now..." " They're all over the winner." " Really?" "Yeah." "That's gotta be a first." "You might as well video iq him, 'Cause you know Cooper's gonna ask." "By the way, i told Polly We're leaving in a half hour." "Yeah, about that." "I'm having second thoughts About the whole polly thing, Mikey." "Why?" "Well, you know, She sort of steps to her own drummer." "You never know what the hell she's gonna ." "What could happen with taking a drive to the hospital And back?" "Hey, hey, this guy just won another race." "G46." "G46." "So how 'bout you?" "How'd you get into bingo?" "I'm irish catholic." "It comes with the territory." "Plus, i've always been good with numbers." "My grandson gets that part of his success from me." "D11." "Take me to heaven." "So what else do you like to do?" "Bingo is it." "This living to a ripe old age thing is a crock." "Why is that?" "Where do i start?" "I've got arthritis everywhere but my hair" "When i die, i'm personally taking up The arthritis invention with god." "I can't drink anymore." " What?" " I loved my martinis." "My friends are dead." "Life sucks." "Or bingo." "G55." "Snakes alive." "Thank the lord for bingo." "Amen." "Okay, everyone." "Is this everybody?" "I think some are in the bathroom." " Hey!" " Hey." "Hey." " How you doin'?" " Good." "You?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Okay." " 'Kay." " see you later." "Definitely, yeah." "Yeah." "Let's start with pass line here." "We'd like to go back and join..." "Figured the horse is red," "And the jockey was wearing white and blue." "It's called Sorrel." "[Laughing] what?" "The color of the horse is called sorrel." "Hey!" "Who wants drinks?" "I do!" "Let's go." "Hey, cooper." "Danny." "Listen, i need you to run a video iq on someone." "You mean the guy who keeps winning the quarter horse races?" " How did you know?" " Well, i've been watching him." "Mitch is workin'on it now." "Sometimes i forget about all the cameras." "We all do." "But there's something, especially aggravating About this guy, don't you think?" "Why would you say that?" "I don't know." "Just got that attitude." "Makes you wanna slap him." "Plus, all the chicks keep diggin'him." "I hadn't noticed." "Yeah." "Anyway, Mike and i have to go run an errand." "We'll be back in about 45 minutes." "Mitch should have the background up by now." "So..." "Awesome!" "Yes!" "Here you are, sweetie." "There's a lot more where that came from." "I 29." "You're doin'fine." "G50." "G50." "Bingo!" "That's my tenth one." "I win." "That isn't even your card." "That is my card." "No, this is my card." "This is the one i've been playing with." "No, you haven't." "You're trying to cheat me." "I think this is so sweet, honey." "All the books say that you should do a dry run from home and from your place of work." "I talked mike into timing it for me." "He's amazing." "Hello!" "Polly ready." "Po, You don't actually have to look pregnant for this." "No, Mike say must be real." "You..." " It's like pourin'gas in the fire." " What are you thinking?" "What." "Polly..." "What are you doing?" "I got the pain every five minutes!" "You carry!" "Carry!" "C-Carry!" "Hey, hey, hey." "Go." " Go where?" " Time to go." " What do you want me to do, pick her up?" " You carry, Danny!" "Oh, you gotta be kidding me." "Vagina killing me!" "Come on." "Pick up the pace." "Hey!" "Watch out!" "Make me come out black and blue!" " How about a little help here, Mike?" " No can do." "Please, i need some." "Will somebody please." "You okay?" "I'm sorry about that." " Give her some air, guys, give her some air." " You pregnant too?" "Let me, very fat." "I think maybe you should just, here." "I gotta go!" "What is it with women?" "Danny, we have to go." "You know, one minute, they're really attracted to you." "Next minute, they just push you away." "Yeah, so i'm talking to her at the bar." " Who?" "The girl you just knocked down." " She's all like," "You know, and i'm all like, you know, And then she just leaves!" "We're running an emergency drill." "Hey!" "I'm sorry." "But i did win fair and square." "The hell you did." "Are you calling a cheater?" "Watch my lips:" "cheater!" "Well, i don't cheat." "I'm too damn good to cheat." "You're an amateur." "He lives in boulder." "He owns two drycleaners." "He's divorced." "He has two adult children." "No criminal record." "Not so much as a speeding ticket." "And he supposed played a little football somewhere." "So it appears he's just some guy on a lucky streak." "Well, that happens every day in vegas." "How much he betting?" "He started at 5, 000." "The last race, he bet 28, 000." "And that netted him 105, 000." "He always bets late." "Waits till the last minute." "I wonder why he didn't play the pick six or the pick nine," "'Cause that could have made him a lot more money." "Maybe... because he only knows the winner of the next race." "Sam!" "How could y do that to my grandmother?" "I didn't do anything." "I just won." "She said you cheated." "Right." "Well, Brian," "You've known me for quite some time now." "I think that you know That i would never do something like that." "Especially not to someone's grandmother." "I also know how competitive you can be." " Okay..." " No, listen." "Just pay her the money you won" "And your side bet." "How much was it?" "It was almost $300." "And i will pay it myself." " It's the right thing to do, Sam." " Sure." "Sure." "I'm telling you, take paradise road to Sahara," "And then left on sixth." "There's no reason to take paradise road." "You take Swenson To st." "Louis." "There's less traffic, And it's more direct." " No, it's not." "Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Mikey, i grew up here." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "You're all wet." "Water break!" " I got more." " Are you." " Now you go fast." " Here, give me." "I just won $1, 000 on the last race." "Pete tip?" "He's amazing." "Yes, he is." "What a run, Cooper." "Never done anything like this before." "They are about to start." "Hey, did you bet on number fourjune?" "Are you kidding?" "If you did, i did." "Plus... the horse's name is June Day." "And the horses are in the gate." "And they're off." "It's a clean break out of the gate..." "Toby's Jester taking the early lead, Followed by take out daily, come on." "Blood Orange, June's Day, Oscar's Trash, And Joan's Research." "Get it!" " Come on, June's Day!" " Get it!" "Come on, come on." "At the halfway point, It's Toby's Jester taking the rail." "Here comes Blood Orange." "And Oscars Trash!" "And there's a late fade by June's Day." "It's Blood Orange and Oscar's Trash!" "It's all Blood Orange on the wire..." "And Oscar's Trash..." "June's Day." "It couldn't last forever." "No." "No?" "I mean, i just..." "I..." "Nothing." "Excuse me!" "Come on." "I can't believe this." "How fast were you going?" " Not that fast, i didn't think." " Not fast enough." "I dilate eight centimeter." "I look like large mouth bass down there." "License and registration, please." "No, i deliver baby." "That why we go fast." "Are you pregnant, ma'am?" "See?" "Wait a minute, i can explain." "No, we no have minute." "Op bcle car." "Hey, you're that crazy woman from court." "That not me." "That not me." "Officer, i can explain the whole thing." "In many ways, this is my fault." "Shut up." "Get out of the car." "Slowly." "Get out." "I don't want it." "And, out of the gate, It's still a five-Horse race." "Falling of the pace, it's eric's bride on the rail." "And here comes Hector the great!" "And at the Gate, at the wire, that's all!" "Hector the great." "Yes!" "Back to your winning ways." "Of course." "Let's go cash in." "Yes!" "Bye." "What do you do for a living, Cooper?" "I own a cattle ranch in wyoming." "It must give you a serious seof the cheeks" "To see someone like me win at horses." "What do you mean?" "Well, you know i don't know anything about horses." "I don't have a problem with it As long as you do it legally." "Now, why would you think i'd do anything illegal?" "I didn't say that." "Can't guy just get Lucky?" "Absolutely." "I didn't order a drink." "She did." "She also wanted you to have this." "Another admirer." "Well, well, well." "Hello, lovely lady." "You..." "This is absolute the simplest game of chance." "What you wanna do is you wanna pick a number." "Your lucky number." "Or your..." "unlucky number." "And." "Hello?" "Can i get some attention here?" "Hello, i happen to be fabulously engaging!" "Was it me?" "There you go, Ladies" "Thank you." "Thought you couldn't drink." "Club soda." "I'm sorry." "Here's your 200 for the texas blackout." "And another 100 for our little side bet." "I don't want your money." "What do you want?" "I just want you to admit that you cheated." "Robbie, i may be a lot of things, But i'm not a cheater." "You sure you just couldn't handle the competition?" "Okay." "Hey, you know, if you're the best," "Maybe," "You should just pre it." "Well, there is that big double down today." "I won't go back without a mediator." "A what?" "A mediator." "Someone to make sure you don't cheat." "Again." "Okay." "You have anyone in mind?" "I don't know anyone here." "You have to pick." "All i can hope is that you pick..." "an honest person." "All right, come on." "Let's go." "This cake is so amazing." " What?" " It's unbelievable." "All right, let'so." "Come on, sweetie." "It'll just take a few minutes." "Let's just..." " I don't understand what you want me to do." " It's okay, i'll explain it to you on the way." "Can i take my cake with no, you're done with your cake." "Hello." "Hello." "You sent a drink to a friend of mine." "I did?" "The guy in the sports book." " Okay." " Okay." "You also sent him a card." "What'd you write on it?" "That's absolutely none of your business." "I think it is." "See, i own the place." "Are suggesting that i can't buy a man a drink?" "You find that offensive?" "Yes... if you're also" "Tipping him off about the next horse race." "I'm not following this." "I think he's cheating, And i think you might be helping him." "Okay, look, i'm gonna level with you." "Any man in that sports book..." "Including you..." "Who just won six straight races, Was destined to get my card." "It was just his day." " You're..." " professional." "A professional." "A hooker." "So... i take it you'd like me to leave." "No." "You have a nice day." "Just in case." "Officer, she was just trying to help us out." " This woman is a serial liar." " What are you charging her with?" "Obstruction of justice." "Now back off." " Okay, what." " Back off!" "You get me out quick!" "I know all about big, scary lifers." "I saw shawshank!" "Don't worry, we'll come get you right away!" "Stay calm!" "Yeah?" "Okay, right away." "That's cooper." "He saiit's an emergency." "Hey, so we're still on this guy in the sports bar?" "He's won six out of seven races so far." "His reaction to losing was total disbelief." "Nobody likes to lose, Cooper." "His record's clean, isn't it?" "There's gotta be a delay in the feed to the Montecito." "He knows who the winner is Before we see the start of the race." "Check it out." "Delay in the feed?" "Remind me never to horn in on his women." "Or he's totally convinced the guy's cheating." "We could do a pupil scan on him." "Compare his reaction to winning Versus the race he lost." "Yeah, yeah, do it." " Er, eh." " No--No, no, no." "N39." "N39." "I had no idea you were so into bingo." "O64." "It's not something i like hope is." " i can trust her." "Welllook at it this way." "If she tries to run with the money, Even you could catch her." "O71." "Bang on the drum." "Why did everyone just say that?" "I don't know." "They just do." "O69." "(All) dinner for two." "That is so... funny." "Hey." "Can i talk to you for a second?" "Sure." " i'm really - sorry about last night." "I am so much better than that." "Me too." "You know, i'm actually pretty fantastic." "Well, what happened?" "I just." "I think we both had too much pressure." "You know we talked about it forever, and..." "Then we had that one false start That night at the palms." "I think we just need to make it more spontaneous." "Agreed." "Yeah." "Okay." "I have an idea." "Why don't..." "You meet me here..." "At 5:00." "I like it." " What the hell was that about?" " Plan b." "Let me show you something." "The one on the left..." " Is when he won." " The one on the right is when he lost." "Cooper." "Hey, you were right!" "Mike did a pupil scan," "And it looks like when pete" "Lost the one race, he was genuinely shocked." "But when he won, there was no shock at all." "Because he knew who the winner was." "All right, so there definitely is some kind of a delay." "But how is he getting that information?" "All right, nothing electronically." "No text, no calls, nothin'." "Well, at first i thought he was getting it From a series of attracte women," "But they just no be ocus." "Well, they do have a sixth sense For somebody on a roll, don't they?" "Yeah, well, i'll stay close to him." "You check on the track end and the feed into the Montecito." "Hey, Pete." "Call me sometime." "Cooper, why didn't you tell me You owned this place?" "Well, i would have, But you were too busy winning." "Hey, i know you think i'm cheating." "All right?" "But i'm really not." "No... i don't think you're cheating, Pete." "I'm just looking out for you, see." "That woman you were just talking to," "She's a Hooker." "I'd hate to see you get taken for all your winnings." "I really appreciate that." "I'll try to be more careful." "Good." "And they are off!" "It's race daddy heading to the rail..." "Come on, seven!" "I25." "Duck and dive." "Duck and dive." "Is this your first child?" "Yes." "Do you have any children?" "Grown and long gone." "Now i got grandsons who..." "Already make millions, you know." "How 'bout you?" "Kids?" " I'm not old enough." " N32." "Why isn't anybody saying anything?" "'Cause it's n32." "There's nothing to say." "You don't want to miss having a kid." "Those are the best years of your life." "So being totally free." "And having no responsibilities whats oever" "Isn't considered the good years?" "It's different." "When you have a good partner, And you raise kids together," "Those precious times." "When you an slip and can be alone with chaser." "It's the absolute best in life." "Least it was in mine." "B4." "Knock on the door!" "Don't do that." "Sorry." "Is your husband still alive?" "Long gone." "Almost 20 by ears." "I17." "Dancing queen." "Dancing queen." "The temp race at allentown, Danny, that race end ed 40 seconds a go." "Replacement one." "Thanks, scotty." "That race hasn't even started in the sports book yet." "Look, they're just loading into the starting gate." "Which is more than enough time to place a bet." "All right, check the satellite feed from the broadcast center." "All right." "One minute behind." "This is unbelievable." "What?" "Look at this." "The feed isn't just being delayed into the Montecito." "It's been delayed one minute for the entire wescoast." "And it's all Ronnie Romance" "Coming up behind, and that is your winner by two lengths." "Ronnie Romance." "And, ladies and gentlemen, If i could have your attention please." "The track officials." "Will be holding up the last race of the day." "Because of weather." "Shut it down." "We have a chance to catch this guy." "We just have to figure out how he's getting the signal." "We're paying track odds." "It's coming out of our pocket." "Well, looks like the weather's cooperating." "So that'll give us a little bit of time." "Let mike and i take a look at the footage, okay?" "It's what we do." "Okay." " not much time." " What do you got?" "He always stands in the same spot" " Within five minutes of each race." " What does he do?" "Just stares out at the casino." "Well, that must be it." "We got a P.O.V.?" "He appears the looking out at this general area." "Well, nothing's jumping out at me." "Hey, the weather's letting up at allentown park." "All right." "N39." "I guess you couldn't play this game If you had attention deficit disorder." "You're living proof." "B9." "Not malignant!" "Are you close?" "What do you think?" "She's close to winning the double down, but so am i." "And one there." "N35." "What's the big double down?" "It's the biggest prize of the bingo day." "N34." "Ask for more." "You know, i wouldn't mind it so much If you tried to hook up with my grandson." " You mean brian?" " I mean, isn't he." "Don't do it." "I know he's gay." "I'm old; i'm not stupid." "Well, even if he wasn't light in the loafers, Why would you wanna put us together?" "You don't even like me." "O64." "I like the way you... stuck to your guns." "You didn't cave under pressure." "I admired that." "Thanks, Robbie" "You're welcome." "B11." "Take me to heaven." " Bingo!" "Bingo!" "Bingo!" " What?" "Robbie?" "I know what you mean." "She left in a hurry." "Wait a second, that drunk guy said something about" "One minute women are attracted to you, The next, they give you the cold shoulder." "Reverse it back to opus, will you?" "Which race was this?" "The sixth." " The one he lost." " All right, check for her" "Around that, that slot area where he was looking for those other races." "They're calling for the post at Allentown park." "There she is for the first race." "The second." "There's other people with that same Western clothing Anding around with her." "Mitch, video iq then, will you?" "You got it." "There she is again." "And again." "Can you split screen each one with the race?" "I'll split it with the winner of each race." "Here we go." "They're part of a dance group" "Called the Rocky Mountain-Si-Doers from Colorado." "Look at this." "One of the feeds" "That could cut off the whole coast." "Comes out of Denver." "So she gets the winner througcell or text," "And they stand where pete can see them." "So if the four horse wins, four people stand there." "If the seven horse wins, seven of them stand there." "And so on and so no." "All right, lend this girl." "Mitch, let me know when the race starts and who wins." "Where are you?" "We're just getting off the elevator." "Okay, this guy pete is counting a group of people Standing over by the slots." " All right." " Let's close him down." "No, wait a second." "Don't you wanna get back at this guy?" "Wait, i'll call you right back." "Mccoy." "The race has started in allentown." "All right, stay on the line and tell me who wins." "Mike find the girl?" " No, he's still looking." " Okay, we're headed to the slots." "Come on." "It's over." "Number seven, mighty hercules." "I don't see any of them." "Found her." "Mike found the girl." "Where is she?" "She's coming down the ramp, headed to the slots." " Let's go!" " Yeah, let's go." " Swing your partner." " Hey!" " Get her to holding." " You got it." " What's going on?" "!" " Let's go." "One, , three, four," "Five, six." "Ladies and gentlemen, If you are just joining us, we are back" "For the 14th and last race of today." "I wanna put $1, 262, 000" "On number six to win." " Yes, sir." "You going all in?" " Yeah." "Everything i won today." "Why not?" " After a day like this." " Thank you." "Yeah, why not?" "The flag is up." "And they're off." "Come on, number six!" "Come on, baby!" "You don't actually have to watch this one." "You counted wrong." "And you already lost." "He comes harpo." "Fellas." "What are you talking about?" "What do you mean?" "I don't understand." "Cooper, what's this all about?" "I've done nothing wrong!" "You can't do this to me!" "I'll be back!" "What just happened?" "You have a nice day." "What?" "Harpo do to the wire!" "I'm so sorry." "She died doing what she loved the most." "We should all be so lucky." "She was very sweet to me." "Listen, uh, she won almost $500 In that last bingo, so i just wanted to..." "No, Sam, you keep it." "Just as long as you promise to bet it on bingo." "So pete's a do Si-Doer, and his Brother-In-Law" "Works at the broadcast center in denver." "He had to cut the entire west coast feed Just to get the delay here." "And he would text the winner to the group, and they would gather accordingly." "That's pretty stupid, but it almost worked." "What about the rest of the do-Si-Doers?" "We rounded them up." "They're in the holding room." "Metro's on the way." "Metro!" "Polly!" "Hey, you have to go alone." "I gotta be somewhere." "Is a mess." "You have a bunion." "Cuticle terrible." "You know, You got to get out of biker boot more." "You know, get air to feet." "Toes look like slim jim." "What is that?" "And your hair look like Sanjaya." "What's the matter with you?" "Smell." "Smell terrible." "You have perfume?" "Hooker!" "You have pfume?" "Hey." "You in here?" "Thought you weren't coming?" "And miss round two?" "No way, by." "Come here." "Mr. Cannon." "Mrs. Cannon."