"Hello, Pirx!" "PIRX'S ADVENTURES" "Based on Stanislaw Lem's works written by:" "Cast:" "Part 3." "Weekend on Mars" "Hello, Pirx!" "Come in!" "Did the famous hero come to me?" "The scrambled eggs eaters?" "How's that on the Earth?" "Did somebody arrive?" "Why do you not answer?" "Do you have a guest?" "It is possible to say it so." "Then I not disturb." "Do not disturb, stay!" "You know, I would have called you many times already, but... the TV ones, the journalists..." "And you believed it so, that for the mood of the variety suits a woman journalist!" "?" "I would like to ask something." "Yes?" "I come back then, do not disturb." "Come." "Here you go, here my guest." "Please, turn it off!" "You jealous space Otello" "I believed..." "What you believed?" "I wanted to say it..." "Only you wanted it?" "I came that I ask it..." "What?" "What do you do on the weekend?" "It depends." "Because me..." "Because you." "If you..." "If me..." "Then we." "then we." "I see, wait." "Switch on the four channel." "Here is the telinform, the information service of the robot" "Our weekend offers." "You are tired, nervous?" "Spend time doing in the zone of the asteroids." "Your nervous system eases on the planet of the playing music crystals." "Cosmic pulsation by into crystals closed caress your body with the invisible fingers of the beams." "Do you want an adventure?" "Than Odysseus you may be wandering around between Jupiter's moons." "Spend 12 days, on 12 moons of Jupiter." "You may travel without spacesuit enclosed by the invisible oxygen tent on top of sloops" "You are moody, sad?" "Come onto Merkur." "Will be your merriment after some minutes between the laughing nickel spheres." "You are lonely, sorrowful?" "Come onto Venus." "Here the most full compassion find." "The whispering plants are whispering back your heartbeat." "Are you a lover, timid one?" "Come onto Mars." "The furnitures declare a love instead of you." "The opened dream mars crater hostel." "Floating beds, furnitures watching him and grant a request... anti-gravitation beaches, beam baths wait for you." "What's this?" "Nice." "Beautiful." "What?" "Nothing." "Why do you not put down these packets?" "Everything like that than in the tale." "Yes than in the tale." "Once upon a time..." "Excuse me." "You forgot to hand in your identification card." "I sorry." "here you go" "The key of space suit safe." "Thank you." "Is there not a curtain here?" "Here window, there window, big the draught." "I don't understand" "If this is an aquarium, and we are goldfish, I do not have an objection then." "Nobody sees here." "The hotel was made of glass, it transparent, but this technical magic." "Be calm, from outside nobody sees you." "Thank you." "Nobody sees in." "Ow, Glória!" "How large a sigh!" "As big galactic poet, Konrád writing it:" "I thirsted a little calmness." "Let us drink it." "I did not know that you read poems." "I know the second row." "I wanted to see you with my hungry eye" "I remember the third row though." "Sleepy daze was look up." "Dear our guests!" "We marked it for a surprise... but it may give rise to misunderstanding... your room is playing the maid's role by the robot bedroom" "You desire anything, enough if you relate it and the room serve it promptly." "We experienced it already." "We do everything in order for the dear guest to feel so in our hotel, than in the tale." "Than in the tale." "Wonderful." "It tell me, how it is possible to turn off this equipment." "To turn off?" "It no way." "Thank you." "With this took a bath." "Dry yourself." "22" "22" "22" "+0.5" "22.5" "+0.5=23" "+0.5" "+0.5=24" "22" "122 -22" "222 -322" "422 -522" "622 -722" "+0.5" "We apologise to our dear guests for the disturbing!" "You allow it Pirx captain, how we coupling it Mars centre's videophone?" "Of course." "We apologise that we disturbed your relaxation!" "You allow, that present him..." "Ignatov geologist professor..." "Vargas major... and we wait for it soon the appearance of Mekkorg robot constructor." "I am Ahaniel, engineer captain, the leader of Mars centre's security department." "I was compelled to order the red alert before 10 minutes in X/17 sector." "Serious danger threatens us... to the averting of which I would need your council." "I am at your service." "And you, Pirx pilot?" "Of course he." "Thank you." "Let see the facts." "It a mine broke in on the edge of X/17 sector and some working robots were damaged." "One of them to manage to get onto the surface... but the injury reactions starting itself... but let us not start the middle of the events." "Disturbance came forward after the accident the district in the supply of energy and the telephone connection was interrupted." "Excuse me, wait a second." "Call the hospital again." "We discovered at midnight, that it caused the network's breakdown and the mistake of the phone line, that the cables were cut off with a laser beam." "The mechanic group's jeep." "who started by the correction of cable... after a.m. 3 o'clock was attacked with a laser... more were hit and caught fire." "The driver and the one of staff dead." "The other one known to escape and hid away in the desert." "I am a geologist, I know this sector." "Rocky, chasmy ground, with enormous craters and splittings." "I am Mekkorg a robot constructor." "Managed to get back onto the base... but almost 40 kilometres ran in a space suit... used up his full air supply... anoxia got, now unconscious." "I believe it already you know who cut off the cable... and attacked the jeep... it the escaped was robot." "Some questions would be me, that robot constructor:" "What kind of type was escapes robot?" "Setaur." "And where was wounded?" "Injury happened in its brain according to our assumption." "And what kind of consequences this injury may have?" "What is your opinion, Mekkorg?" "Well, there is big trouble really now." "The setaurs heavy circumstances, to danger of slide workplaces it was built up... because of this they massive construction and their thick armour yes." "They are used for services, mines to be broken up in mines... let break, chop the heavy material." "This type was equipped with a mine laser because of this, that a tiny atomic pile insures its energy." "If getting injured in the brain-centre ensues... this destruction tendency may turn generally... and the robot is capable of incredible destruction." "It is necessary to destroy it promptly." "I ask your help to this." "I think not plain the thing." "An any kind of gun bullet not breaks through the armour of the robot." "Can be run with 100 km/h of velocity and can change a direction quickly." "The ground makes our thing harder, because quickly knows to hide and can ambush." "With what kind of weapons is it possible to destroy it?" "Only with laser." "There are special mine lasers for us... we may destroy it possibly with them." "Not possible from a spaceship to destroy the robot?" "Maybe Pirx pilot can to answer." "From a spaceship in no way, maybe with a spaceship." "Theoretically spaceship with a medium greatness sure would to destroy a setaur, if its mouthpiece would get under it." "It would be necessary to send the spaceship above the robot ,but little target like this, than the robot... knows to escape always." "I suggest a jeep, jeep armoured of course." "Mars a peaceful tourist centre, our tactics devices there are not ." "We have a special mining jeep with a steel wall" "Opposite the mine laser of the robot... there is even an armoured jeep in an exposed situation." "So very cautious one needs we to be." "This means that you are willing... me yes." "Sure me, too." "Of course me, too." "Thank you." "Please come into Mars centre that we talk over the additional ones." "A moment, captain lord." "I am a woman journalist if you would not have an objection against it... you may not take in the action of course, but you may accompany it with attention in the centre." "but please in secretly I would not like a panic between the tourists." "Thank you." "Here two controlling tower!" "Here two controlling tower!" "The setaur moves towards noon according to the meanings." "Here is KX helicopter!" "We saw it before 12 minutes." "It fired at us!" "We do not find it since then." "Look for it longer." "Helicopter fleet attention!" "Helicopter fleet attention!" "Look for it longer the setaur!" "This is centre of action." "We are in a contact with all of the participants and an observer." "Do you have a contact with the Earth?" "It would be liked for my paper..." "Is but we would not love..." "Please that do not reserve our lines until the end of the action!" "I ask the 4/2 jeep!" "I 4/2 present myself!" "What's up?" "For the present nothing!" "In this stonejungle not disappear." "Go away beside it." "We may notice it if attack." "But then it's too late." "You think so the fight will be unequal?" "If there will be fight altogether." "Cut across our car so, than knife the butter" "Springs out from behind a rock and we are incapable" "In this the shaking we cannot use the laser." "We cannot take aim" "The setaur will not wait for us that we take aim" "It does not need to aim." "It has a laser eye between the two optical eyes." "And moves together with the optical organs" "This is means it immediately knows to shoot at what it looks?" "Yes." "There it is!" "Half-turn left!" "Stop!" "Azimuth?" "45-8" "Azimuth: 45-8" "Attention!" "Fire!" "Leave carefully ahead." "Stop!" "Instead of the robot is crystal ore." "This is something." "We look for it longer." "Leave ahead." "We could have thought that the robot is much cleverer at it in order to leave attack surface like this." "Behaves according to these so, than a reasonable being, a living being?" "The living beings behaves more expediently, ... its opportunities unlimitted, may wander freely... does not need fuel, oxygen, sleep, relaxation... so independent, that me engineer dismay, what kind of perfect one we make up." "Do not be so proud of it only." "Why was needed for a mine work make up robot on onto a free and independent act like this suitable one to do?" "You engineers everything overdesign." "Do not be irritated." "But I am irritated." "This misfortune happened because of this." "Some people died already, and who knows who will be the next?" "!" "I have a family." "You volunteered according to my knowledge." "The overdesign there is need inevitably in the present section of the technical development." "Reserve onto the events which cannot be foreseen." "Here you go, the event which cannot be foreseen is here." "Where did the miss go?" "She was it here yet before." "Asked, and went out." "Why did you let out her?" "Glória, I prohibited it to you that lose the centre!" "That robot does not come here." "We may not know it what going to do." "I allowed you to be here, but this the fact that you accept giving instructions to me means it." "You understand?" "I see!" "I see!" "." "I'm sorry, that I was shouting but I was obliged, that..." "We were sent here to the centre, it already over hedge and ditch too yes." "We are incapable." "The first shooting it shoots it anyway." "Then for us it is over." "This i'm not sure." "Indeed, better if it shoots first." "Why, i don't understand?" "You understand it then." "Accelerate." "Hello?" "Hello, Mars centre!" "Mars centre, here Glória!" "I announce it if you hear my sound i'm not scared." "I approach the building carefully." "But I want to create a photograph by the robot." "Why did we bring these bottles?" "What is there in these?" "Ammonia, chlorine, coal hydrogen." "But this life-threatening!" "I was a pupil recently, but I was enthusiastic about the exciting things." "Be glad that you may experience this the..." "Would be better if you would guard it your health!" "It is the cursed shower!" "I am afraid of these bottles." "Because if the robot fires at us and its are bursting ... then anyway it doesn't matter..." "But?" "Because we will not have the means of placing these." "We roll it there then." "I am afraid of something else." "Right, you admit it?" "sure, son." "Not the setaur, but from the cars, see?" "They may fire at us easily if we come out from behind a rock suddenly." "It is necessary to make contact with them." "We entered the danger zone." "Towards twenty for the present nothing." "We start being dispersed." "We got stuck in." "Rev up the right side." "Now the left side!" "Try it backward." "Now forward!" "It got stuck in again!" "Standing target the easy to shoot." "We wander the neighbourhood and the robot shoots the centre." "Sure that shot off the aerials." "It was a folly that there is not an armed man in the centre." "What we could do." "They do not have enough lasers." "It cannot shoot the building to pieces." "Stop!" "Total silence!" "We were left to ourselves." "Maybe that it was found." "And not anymore with us, but they deal with the robot." "Attention!" "Explosions" "Direction: 47.8" "With full thrust forward!" "Good, good, this is not spaceship." "Keep the direction." "Pupil?" "Yes" "Mekkorg?" "Yes" "I speak if we are hit, you open the door." "Driver, reduce the velocity" "Direction the height of the hill" "A jeep." "Setaur may be here the near." "Craziness, that we are showing ourselves here!" "We should hide into entrenchment" "Where may they be the others?" "Try it the contact again." "Setaur-1, setaur-2 to me!" "Aim: 72-80 Fire!" "Stop!" "Take the measure of it." "Add meg az irányszöget!" "Add azimuth!" "Hurry up!" "Contaminated viscose discolouration." "Transept minings with an ambulance slide." "How much the azimuth?" "Azimuth: 39.9" "40.01" "40.02" "It changes its place." "Setaur-1, setaur-2 Setaur-1, setaur-2" "Before us!" "Fire!" "I hit it." "You asked for it!" "Back!" "Take cover!" "I set it off!" "Almost we singed." "This is a ready suicide!" "Do you see the rock behind us on the screen?" "Try to get into its covering" "At least 30 metres are open grounds so far." "Stop!" "We to get off!" "We go away onto a little exploration!" "On foot, because the jeep is a big target for setaur" "You go first?" "Pupil?" "Yes." "Give one of the bottles to me." "Mekkorg?" "Mekkorg?" "Yes." "I thought, you sleep?" "Be looking for a contact with the others, lest us let be shot." "Roger that." "Pupil?" "Yes." "Open the door!" "We could have obtained this shooting." "They went towards it certainly." "From 40-50 metres may have fired at them" "He is not in the sunlight." "It may be between the rocks, in the shade only." "We try to entice it out." "I was daydreaming about exciting Indian stories like this always." "Mekkorg, shoot into its ruby laser eye if you see a flash." "Nothing." "This cleverer than I believed it." "Or did not notice it" "Maybe." "Why did you not shoot?" "Skulks in a cleft, or shoots laterally." "I doubt it already now that something will be from this." "Do we try it once more?" "Your fortune will be bigger for you maybe." "Go and prepare it the other two bottles." "What's up?" "The radio contact is found" "The 4 men was in bursting car." "From the building operations." "The other car turned back because his laser went wrong." "The others went on but saw nothing." "I see." "And where our group?" "Our group onto 20 miles is from us." "One of the rocket patrols reported that see the setaur, everybody it went there, there was a false alarm though." "Call here the others." "Because the robot is here." "We impede it while we know it." "Transmission interference." "The others us do not hear." "The problem may be with the transmitter or the broadcast is released on this place." "I see." "Who knows it when they arrive here if we manages to talk to them." "What are we going to do, let us sit by idly?" "Could we do something else?" "If we would overwhelm the cauldron with jeeps... we would attain our goal possibly." "Yeah, but on the price of losses." "The jeep too big and slow for a setaur." "We may occur, than with the former car." "There would be need for some trick in order for us bait out the setaur onto the sunny area." "And if we would send down the empty jeep?" "And from above we would shoot it on the robot?" "A thing would not be wise blindly to run out the car." "Yes, the robot would shoot it to pieces, that would stir its place." "Knows it that the shade provides big superiority to it?" "Not martial machine this, does not know the tactics." "But there is some logic in its craziness." "If we would understand this logic." "Actually folly to sit here." "What are we going to do?" "I am thinking about it... if I would be the in place of setaur... what I would do." "I would attack." "The idle waiting offers no benefit." "Then though... maybe that comes towards us." "It may appear in any of the moments." "A yes, this occurred to me." "There would be a logician." "But acts logically?" "Heavy question." "It is necessary to test it once more" "Let us roll it down the other two bottles." "Prepare it." "We notice it next what's going on." "Let's get going!" "Mekkorg?" "Mekkorg?" "Yes." "Did you not hear my previous call?" "No." "We have to look it then, here some- thing shades, we may lose the contact." "Mekkorg?" "Yes." "Did you observe nothing?" "Nothing." "Give the bottle to me." "Stay here!" "I go over to the other rock." "From there I see the ground better." "Is the road clear?" "clear" "Who is it?" "Don't be silly!" "Did you see something?" "nothing!" "What did you say?" "Nothing." "How's that nothing?" "I don't see anything." "This robot is not stupid." "God damn it!" "What they set before its nose does not want to shoot onto a target like that." "It may be that its gone." "What do you mean?" "Did ltgo to take a bath?" "We never find it if it goes into this stone labyrinth." "Listen to me!" "Shoot first the nearly onto a bottle, after 3 seconds onto the farther one!" "Roger that!" "Relax, yet early" "You come even near!" "That's fantastic!" "This robot alike puzzled, than a man." "Than a man and a robot constructor." "I envy your humour." "Cheers!" "What did you say?" "Take a hot bath." "Do you think that it is useful?" "Your beauty sure." "I'm curious, what may think of injured now." "Me?" "Not, the robot." "Maybe that way... that it the somebody, who shoots onto objects alike, than he ... maybe not enemy, but ally" "Maybe that we make it of use." "Azimuth: 15.3" "Fire!" "Here Pirx, from the 4/2 jeep." "Do not shoot." "You hear me?" "Do not shoot." "Cursed walkie-talkie!" "I cannot move!" "Wait!" "Don't move!" "They fire at us!" "Wait Don't move!" "Thank you Pirx captain." "I hope for it well you feel yourselves at us!" "Do not believe it." "He has remorse." "Remorse?" "Why?" "Because of the robot." "Let him be sorry for it." "The robot?" "But was an injured machine." "Dangerous construction." "If not shoot down, kills the people." "This thing is not so plain." "It wanted to protect me." "Because onto who they shoot likewise drew that conclusion, than onto itself, he may be its ally." "These machines are logical constructions." "But I am not a logical construction." "I am a man." "Pirx captain?" "Mars centre's hygienic organization established that you sneezed many times." "Me?" "Nothing, only a little cold." "Is a little one a cold on Mars?" "You know what you speak?" "Cheers!" "Thank you Ill isolation ward"