"Who is this guy?" "Obama" "Whose mama?" "Obama..." "Barrack Obama..." "What is he saying?" "He is saying...yes... we can do it.." "Even we can... do it!" "But you have to admit that..." "America has progressed a lot... even kids speak in English there!" "Yeah?" "America is heaven... look at its life, its people, its ladies.." "Too good...too good." "And brother Obama... is a mixture of Superman and Hanumaan (Monkey god)..." "So why donit you go to your brother Obama in America... why wasting time in India then?" "Planning to buy Taj Mahal?" "It is time of recession.." "our Bhaisaab is broke already.." "So it is best that you go to America ... to brother Obama I will go one day..." "Make fun as much as you want.." "but mark my words, you will come to see me off at the airport !" "Oh!" "has a dog has barged in.." "Oh!" "You forgot..." "Bhaisaabis secret code for entry!" "Oh!" "Sallu get up..." "Bhaisaab is here...getup.." "Who called the merchant?" "I did, Bhaisaab." "Call him again now.." "I want to speak to him we will have to call from a public phone... outgoing on mobile is blocked  is yours still working?" "What did he say?" "Hmm...what?" "He is willing to pay only Rs.10,000" "We had asked 200,000 and he is offering 10,000... is he paying ransom...or charity?" "has the merchant gone crazy?" "or he doesnit give a damn for his son.." "He said, can't pay the amount due to recession!" "Damn!" "Recession!" "Bloody recession!" "... Havenit seen recession like this in my entire career..." "Can't even get ransom for kidnapping!" "demand protection money and they want to borrow from you!" "this recession has really spoiled our reputation" "If you donit mind, can I say something Bhaisaab?" "We had to lose our reputation..." "We only threaten.. but donit do anything.." "if you want to expand the business then we must kill a few people... this will create fear in them.." "You are just chattering for nothing..." "Let him speak" "He is right... what were you saying?" "About business..." "Expand meaning progress..." "Scientist!" "What an educated man... must learn from him... he is right.." "shoot the merchantis son!" "we also have a reputation to keep... who will do it?" "I will do it Bhaisaab..." "I lf you permit, shall I do it Bhaisaab?" "this will get me started as well..." "You haven't murdered anyone yet?" "Bhaissab...never got a chance.." "There was a time... when even our cooks and gardeners had committed 3-4 murders each... and now...our own kid is completely dry... go, you do it!" "why risk it with a first timer?" "Anni will do it.." "You got that!" "itis been a while now.. wonder why is Anni taking so long... lt was hardly any job..." "Donit know about Anni, but why are you screwing up the fun?" "What did I do?" "You farted!" "Why do you eat so much that you canit digest.." "I ate just fine... lt is just that I am a bit constipated... there he goes again... how disgusting... why don't you see a doctor?" "I didn't commit a crime guys!" "completely ruined our drinking we're here to do a job... not to smell your farts" "..next time we are not bringing him along.." "who will decide that?" "... you will do what Bhaisaab (Boss) orders... its because of your Bhaisaab (Boss) that we have been sitting here since morning why did he have to assign this to a novice like Anni... sometimes Bhaisaab behaves so immaturely." "Had it been for me we would be home by now... wonder what Anni must be up to over there..." "What happened?" "There..." "Lets go its Anni who is crying" "Be careful..." "Watch it!" "Watch it!" "Oh god!" "What did you do?" "I am hurt badly..." "Where the heck is the boy?" "He ran away" "Hmm... where did he go?" "My gun blew up .." "My gun blew up..." "Oh god.." "Its all because of Bhaisaab..." "Donit blame it on Bhaisaab" "Tie his wrist .." "Stop the bleeding.." "Pratap, what is the matter with you today" "Om" "What are you doing here?" "Nothing.." "Just some accounting.." "whatis this?" "A bank notice" "what does it say?" "Haven't paid mortgage installments for months... if we donit clear up the dues in 30 days we will have to vacate the house." "..in 30 days?" "How will we manage so much money in such a short time Om?" "everything is finished Ritu!" "bank balance.. business.. our stores...everything.." "we have nothing left.." "whatever we made in 15 years is lost in a flash in this recession!" "15 years ago didn't we come here emptyhanded...?" "we will build it again just like then.." "it will all be fine..." "Where are you going?" "India!" "what?" "we have lost everything here." "But in India..." "What is over there in India?" "Our ancestral house..." "Dad used to joke that one day this property will come in handy... also, how long would uncle keep take care of it alone.." "Eventually we will have to sell it anyway..." "You really think we must sell it.." "that's the last symbol of dadis memories" "We lost the stores.. that was ok.." "bank balance  car gone.. ..that was ok too... but we loose our home?" "After 15 years.. couldnit even build a house for our kids..." "But?" "No but... do we have a choice?" "Hi uncle... how are you?" "I am just fine... finally you remembered us after 7 years?" "I was wondering if I would be able to see you at all..." "Oh!" "Uncle please donit say that.." "Look that's Om uncle.. from America..." "Say hello.." "Hello uncle..." "May god bless you... with peace and happiness.." "How are you Rama aunt?" "I am just fine.. what about Ritu and the kids?" "Yeah!" "I will bring them next time.." "You're visiting after 7 years!" "who knows when will you come next!" "how are you?" "I am absolutely fine... did you recognize him?" "Not really!" "Oh touch his feet!" "That is Kanhaiya lal, your nephew.." "Oh Kanhaiya!" "he is a big boy now!" "hello cousin Om" "How are you cousin Basant?" "Hi.. we are also here Om Shastri ji.." "Oh Vishambhar bhai.. been dying your hair ?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Only you have the blessings of the youth.." "except everyone else.." "Here Bhaisahab, have some sweets.." "Come on have it I donit like sweets.." "Only a little bit.." "will you keep him out here or let him in..?" "Yeah Kanhaiya!" "Bring the luggage.." "is there some wedding function at home or what?" "So many guests are here.." "Aunt Rama, cousin Vishambhar and all?" "No." "No one is guest here.." "Then.." "They all live here... now this is their home.." "All of them are victim of circumstances Om... one only helps his family members... and Goddess of wealth has blessed you... the more you share... the more it grows for you" ""Learn English, Go America"" "whatis the matter Kanhaiya?" "Smelling great man!" "Just wait a few more days.." "I will also get you smelling great!" "You are talking big today, what's the matter?" "There is a great news!" "Whatis going on?" "Tell me?" "Om uncle has come." "Obama... from America?" "No. uncle Om!" "Om Shashtri, from America?" "Yes!" "He is here?" "Yes.." "Your uncle?" "Yes." "He has agreed to take me along to America. lsnit it a great news?" "can you introduce me to him.." "listen.." "you had promised, remember?" "for the sake of our friendship... my passport is ready as well..." "lets go right now.." "Not right now. come tomorrow morning at the temple." "Why not now.." "Right now he is too busy, you know.." "Sure you will introduce me?" "Just do me this favour... and I will do anything for you... just one meeting.." "anyhow.." "I will get it done, I swear !" "Can you give me a 100 rupees" "Why?" "I have to buy coffee for uncle Om." "He doesn't drink tea." "Thatis no problem...here.. no big deal about coffee.." "you just get my job done... once in America, our life will be so great..." "And, you get amazing jeans... these days...guys skating in America in air...and ...wonderful skiing.." "u long hair and lanky fellow ... stand where u shitting" "Teacher enter no notice?" "hmnn..." "Full insulting?" "You mother-fathers manners, this?" "Sir.. the matter is... speak English.." "this English coaching, not a local language.." "Actually talk was that..." "Full stop..." "Sorry sir!" "sorry ka baby!" "You together thinking..." "English speaking like a rice plate eating?" "No ... never.. hun...not..." "English speaking not a children play.." "English speaking like a undertaker play.." "Taj mahal create.." "again time... careful..." "Again time this behaviour... so touch to my fingerprint you cheek!" "So big cheek!" "you cheek!" "Red-red cheek!" "The postman, the busy man, the collector letter from the fever.." "student chaat bhandaar..." "God are you testing me?" "I will have to ask my own people to leave so I could sell the house" "help me god.." "Find a way.." "Donit test me so hard..." "Oh Kanhaiya...this early?" "I had to introduce you to someone.." "Ok...who is it?" "Here Anni.. come on Anni.." "Good morning Sir." "I am Anand Prakash, Ram Prakash Rastogi... little name Anni... this is for you, flowers  coffee." "Good morning..." "Who is this?" ".." "Anni" "Sir I heard a lot about you." "I had requested Kanhiya to get me a meeting with you and look now.." "How lucky.." "We meet in godis house what is that you want?" "what else can be the purpose of meeting an American?" "my passport is ready, learning English too." "if you accept my passport along with Kanhaiyais I would really appreciate it from the bottom of my heart..." "I am a bigfan ofAmerica, I have seen all hollywood films" "Rocky Part-1 , 2, 3, 4 .." "yeah!" "Take Rambo Part 1 , 2, 3, 4.." "and sir.. about First Blood Part 1 ,2,3,4 .." "I only watch CNN  listen to brother Obama all the time ..." "Thatis all fine... but how can I take you ..." "Sir, sir, please..." "Oh leave me." "Leave me.." "No sir...please donit..." "Please donit do this.." "this is my dream to go to America... I was born only to go to America." "No sir.. no sir.." "Leave me alone.." "Oh leave me..." "No sir.. no sir.." "Kanhaiya.. what are you thinking about.." "get him away..." "No.. no sir.." "Kanhaiya.." "for the sake of our friendship.." "Leave me alone.." "I will take you to America!" "I knew you wont disappoint me!" "I hope you didnit get hurt.." "I'm ok.." "the merchant didn't give us ransom but gave bribe to the police now Police is after our life.." "until we pay them off.. they will continue to trouble us!" "why donit you pay the cops off Bhaisaab?" "where is the money to pay ?" "There are no bullets in the revolver.." "no petrol in ourjeep, outgoing for mobiles is blocked.. you know that right ?" "." "Spoke with many people... even requested them.." "but everyone says the same thing.. recession!" "where the heck did this recession come from.." "it came from America Bhaisaab!" "yeah ?" "yeah. from America !" "America?" "Why did they have to send their disease to us?" "that's what they do Bhaisaab. first they create a disease and then put it in a plane and send it to the world... half the problems of the world are the gifted by America!" "is it?" "is this what your America is like?" "You used to praise a lot about it.." "why would he tell the truth!" "he is going there only in a few days!" "why donit you tell Bhaisaab?" "he is going to his beloved brother Obama!" "When?" "Bhaisaab, I had been planning for years.." "you know nrl Mr. Om Shashtri?" "who has a big ancestral home... he is here from America... I am trying... with your blessings.. this time hopefully my job will be done.." "yes.. it will happen .." "100 percent.." "stock market is crumbling. the investor is worried." "the sensex has gone down the prestigious 10K point mark" "Excuse me.." "Mr. Kailash Aggarwal?" "Yes thatis me.." "And you?" "Me.." "Om Shashtri.." "spoke to you over the phone.." "so, how much you expecting for the house?" "it should be no less than half a million dollars... it should be at least to 2.25 crore rupees" "2 n 2.25 crore?" "even the Taj Mahal wonit fetch that much !" "for you it is so easy to say... real estate is really ln the dumps.." "why donit you give it a try.." "We can negotiate the price." "Oh sir, there is no buyer in the market.." "what can I try?" "just look at the share markets... it has dropped from 25000 to 8000 points!" "Thanks to you Americans... take my advice.. go back to America." "and forget about selling the house." "radio playing in the car" "Stop it." "You need a lift sir... where do you want to go?" "upto next crossing. the bus must be coming." "the bus wonit come today." "Wonit come.. why ?" "someone stole all its 4 tyres in night." "now it is parked on the bricks.." "who stole it ?" "The bus conductor is a suspect.." "will find out only after investigation whether.." "he did it or the Police.." "come sir.. we are also going in the same direction.." "No.. no.." "Will wait for another bus.. thank you.." "Oh sir.. come on.. you can pay us what you would give to the bus.." "come on now.. sit here.." "Sit.." "Thank you.." "It has been a while since we had sweets in this house.." "It has been a while since we had sweets in this house.." "Here.." "Seems like happiness is returning now.." "in this house.. isnit it.." "hey Bichoo!" "Why donit u make mutton tonight .." "yes Bhaisaab, its been a year since we ate mutton." "Cook it today yeah .." "Sure.. will do." "do you know who is responsible for all this?" "It is all due to our educated and smart young boy your plans of going to America, have changed our fortunes forever." "scientist.." "Bhaisaab.." "I understand the scientist aspect.." "but I still donit get it.." "All this sweets etc.." "Oh you innocent son of a gun.." "just go look inside and see what you have achieved!" "give me a cigarette." "Mr. Shashtri ?" "Bhaisaab, there has been a mistake.. who did you kidnap?" "he is the one who.." "Yeah!" "I know." "he is the one who would take you to America." "tell me one thing, why do you want to go America?" "want to make dollars?" "Right?" "And what if the dollars come walking right at your doorstep" "Then why would you want to go to America?" "You can keep watching brother obama on the tv." "And keep counting your dollars like this.." "This is not right Bhaisaab..." "Let him go." "Let him go?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I have waited seven years for this man for how long can we survive with small ransoms?" "I hava a dreamto make it big." "To be part oftheaaIite." "my whole life is almost gone.." "now you want to snatch away my retirement insurance?" "have you gone nuts?" "Yeah.." "Wait.." "do you know who is this guy?" "Dhananjay Singh!" "Dhananjay Singh!" "Minister!" "we both started our careers at the same time... he runs the biggest gang of the state, with respect pride." "Donit I have the desires?" "to roam around in car with red beacon?" "To contest elections.." "To break chairs in the parliament... will I fulfill my dreams by kidnapping beggars?" "50 crore.." "Om Shashtri is worth 50 crores at least.." "even if we get 5 crore, our lives will be fine I am thinking about our future, And you want me to let him go?" "but Bhaisab?" "No ifs and buts.." "Take off your American fantast!" "And listen you guys.." "I donit want any problem in this deal.. do you understand?" "And if someone blows it... then you will see.." "let me know who is with me on this..." "Good morning sir." "We welcome you." "I want to inform you that you have been officially kidnapped." "please be seated sir!" "There is no danger. you are very safe here." "Now if you promise not to scream then.." "..I will untie your tape on your mouth so you can eat something.." "So you promise.. right sir?" "Who are you guys?" "Why have you kidnapped me ... let me go...please let me go home.. please... how can you guys kidnap anyone like this...?" "Sir I told you we have kidnapped you.." "It will be better if you cooperate.." "What do you mean to cooperate?" "You let me go." "Help.. help.." "I want to go.." "Why screw your throat sir!" "Have some water sir.." "you are a smart man." "Why behave like kids." "there is no point screaming.. no one can save you from here.." "you try to understand this sir.." "Who are you guys?" "And why me.." "I tell you there has been a mistake.." "there must be some misunderstanding.." "please let me go.." "you wonit get anything by kidnapping me.." "Sir, we're ready to answer all your questions.." "just have some food first.." "Since last night you havenit eaten anything... sir please try to cooperate a little.." "Sir fish liking...chicken liking..." "Chicken please.." "Sir five star hotel ..." "Army cantt." "Road... ..very expensive food...sir ...sir this is salaad... tell me one thing Anni... how would this ransom money come?" "will it be in rupees or in dollars?" "I hope it comes in rupees only... what will do with the dollars... I think this amount will come direct from the American embassy!" "You think so?" "Yes." "Isnit it Anni?" "Anni, you talk to Mr. Shashtri get the number and call America so we can move the matter ahead yes Bhaisaab, we should start threatening them.." "Threats wonit work here.." "It's not that easy... its America!" "Here we threaten and they will send fbi on our tail.." "What fbi ?" "fbi is America's Police.." "once they come after you.. they donit leave you... you remember Saddam?" "Who?" "Shakeelis son?" "You know what he was saying the other day..." "Saddam.. one from Iraq!" "Hussain!" "he tried to hide in a gutter.. but fbi dragged him out of that too.." "He is absolutely right." "fbi is very notorious." "actually Saddam Hussain had a family feud with that guy...?" "what was his name?" "The one who was hit by a shoe?" "Bush!" "Bush  Saddam had enmity for generations" "Bush's father too had issues with Saddam." "father's name was also Bush?" "Right Anni?" "yess!" "Then Bhaisaab, entire world tried to stop Bush but he sent the fbi behind him, and one day they found him... first Bush got him checked by a doctor, and then got him hanged." "Who.. bush?" "It was Saddam .." "Saddam Hussain.." "Take this away.." "so how are we going to get the ransom?" "Bhaisab.. it is simple. will have to request." "will have to deal with him like qualified people.." "we will have to make him believe that... there is no other way out except paying the ransom.." "only then will we get the money.." "it will take some time but it will get done." "What an intelligent kid. lf you had met me before... I would have atleast become an MLA... you request, take your time, but remember ..." "See he is an American, the news has reached Bush already!" "soon people in underworld too will come to know then the vultures will soon come to feast on the kill." "So do take time, but do it fast.. you get it?" "Take time but do it fast.." "Correct.. correct.." "Here take some salt.." "keep it.. and listen... today give him some veggies too.." "come on take a seat and eat.." "Oh what happened Sir?" "Did you fall from the bed?" "what happened ?" "what?" "..." "Water?" "Hope you are not pretending so you can scream..?" "I am trusting you." "Donit let me down." "remove the strap from my eyes... it is very irritating.." "please" "you wont feel good after seeing me!" "...the moment I heard your voice.." "I knew it was you.." "so this is what you really are!" "Kidnapper!" "Criminal!" "that day you were begging me so badly.." "is this what you will do in America?" "its a long story, you wont get it!" "I don't want to understand anything. its your choice!" "Please let me go. I am in India for a very important work." "nothing can be done now. even if I want." "There is only one way out, pay up the ransom  go home!" "how much you want?" "Bhaisaab is expecting 5 crore." "but if you bargain well, we can seal it for 3 crore!" "you don't know the reality." "I don't have money...where will I get 3 crore from?" "where will u get the money from?" "call America  transfer the money here  go!" "If I had this much money why would I come to India... my family must be worried...please let me go." "Why are you wrecking my brain.. this late at night.." "what do you think?" "You will tell a story  we will believe you?" "do you know Bhaisab has been waiting for you for 7 years." "you are his dream." "His future." "His bank balance." "His car." "why would he let you go?" "Tie me up." "what...?" "Yeah!" "Put strap on my eyes put the tape on my mouth... and turn on the heater before you leave." "that's his photo inspector, its been 2 days." "We are really worried don't you worry" "He must have gone for a dip in the Ganges." "He will surely come back." "you go home  relax and leave all tensions on us." "I see your point inspector, but... ha hascomefromAmerica after 7 yaersand is not." "familiar with these parts." "thatis why I am worried.." "from America?" "Yes inspector..." "Actually Om is an nrl." "He has a big business in America." "thatis why we are worried so much.." "You donit worry." "Just consider yourjob done." "We will bring him back, you go home  relax." "I am telling you just go and now take it easy.." "Leave your tensions here.." "As you say inspector." "you have my word, just don't worry." "Mr. Shashtri...?" "Seems like you have come to police station for the first time.." "Yes.." "Please.. donate some money for police welfare fund... we have to repair the police station building.." "your contribution will be appreciated." "what?" "only Rs. 100?" "Those who lose their pets.. pay about 200 rupees.." "you have lost an nrl nephew.. so loosen up your wallet.." "let me help you." "that's fine." "You can leave now." "take out the jeep, lets go see Ali Bhai." "its our traditional breakfast sir, got specially for you, its our traditional breakfast sir, got specially for you, hope you like it." "..You know our Bicchu.. you have to try mutton that he makes... he has magic in his hands... he makes it finger- licking good... did you sleep well.." "My phone.. it must be from my wife.." "Ritu calling?" "Yeah, thatis my wife." "Untie my hands please... she must be worried.." "You know sir, sometimes you really put me in a dilemma... you did not call for so many days?" "did you get any buyer for the house?" "yes we are making some progress... we have worked out the details" "in a few days it will all be settled.. you donit worry.." "okay" "Okay.. sure.. in a few days right?" "listen..." "I am a little bit busy..." "I will call you back later...bye..." "Give me the damn phone." "My phone.." "Oh.. we are not going to eat your phone call his wife in America." "look guys you deal with me, don't drag my wife into this." "she will unnecessarily get into major tension... look you guys are making a big mistake." "yes we made a mistake... by trusting you." "come on make the phone call.." "But.." "Bhaisaab.." "listen to me.." "You listen to me, the underworld already knows now.." "Alibhai has threatened us he wants us to handover Mr. Shashtri.." "to him in next 24 hrs." "we have not yet tasted it and the vultures are already on their way." "Bhaisaab Ali bhai?" "Yes Alibhai!" "Look Mr. Shashtri... we all have really taken good care of you. haven't we?" "give me a Cigarette... we had thought of 5 crore." "We will give you 50°/." "discount... lets close the deal at 2.5 crore." "Please call your wife!" "Look.." "I canit give you the money I donit have it.. thatis what I am trying to explain to you... 1 .5 crore?" "Look I have been trying to tell you that.." "1 crore?" "please you don't beg... 50 lakhs?" "thank you." "Thatis a deal ?" ". ok." "Correct.." "what's your name?" "Bhaisaab!" "I donit have any money to give you.." "But you are not ready to listen to me.." "you just keep harping on your own tune." "This is height.. come on.." "I am keeping on requesting.. but he is bent upon screwing me.." "he is abusing me in English.." "Take all this away.." "We are treating him like god..." "O Bicchu, put the gun under his ear.. then he will get the point.." "You get off this American thing... shoot him .." "Yeah!" "Shoot me.." "if that is how you want to play.. shoot me.. kill me.." "it will be better that I die than to see my family on the road.." "a millionaire...and what stories..!" "who the hell is a millionaire?" "I have no money even to eat, I have lost everything to this recession.." "I had come india to sell off the house so that I could get some money I donit even have money to buy the plane ticket to go back.." "But sir you had been a businessman for 15 years in America?" "Trust me Anni I am telling the truth.." "I was a millionaire." "But not anymore." "I was a successful businessman but Thatis history now." "Had a grand life.. bank balance.. cars.." "I had everything... but recession took everything away.." "Now I am left with nothing.." "This is what I have been trying to tell you but you are not interested." "Oh Mr. truthfulness from America!" "we also have heard lot of such stories." "Call up his wife." "Dial the phone and truth will come out right now.." "come on" "You want to hear the truth?" "Let me show you now.. hear this.." "you called back so fast.." "The deal is done?" "That deal fell through." "What?" "the deal will never happen, I had been lying to you.." "actually the property can't be sold in these times" "What are you saying Om?" "Om if this deal doesnit happen, then how will I manage?" "I have to pay up kids school fee next week... what will I do?" "the bank will put us out on the street.." "Where will we go.." "I am sorry Ritu..." "I tried a lot But couldnit do it" "So what are we going to do?" "You donit even have money to buy a ticket.. how will you come back?" "Donit cry...please donit cry... I am trying.." "look donit lose heart I will figure out a way.." "okay...just trust me... hello..." "Ritu... lt got cut.." "Havenit ever seen Bhaisaab like this... so depressed!" "Yeah man!" ".. when he saw this film for the first time.." "he didnit come out of the house for 5 days..." "Every day I used to deliver 10 condoms... and today, he is not even looking at the screen..." "He is gotten the worst shock of his life.." "waited for 7 years for him... it will hurt for sure... now you know the truth about America Anni?" "he wanted to go holidaying to Kullu-Manali.." "after getting the ransom." "have dinner for he last time sorry sir this is all we have today" "Let me go now.." "or you still donit believe me?" "Its too late now, u can leave early morning" "And please leave before Ali Bhai comes" "Who is Ali Bhai?" "A senior gangster!" "Runs a big gang he thinks that we have hit a jackpot the whole underworld thinks that you are millionaire" "its only we know what we have got, ass of a jackpot" "Wow ... amazing... what thinking ... great idea" "We are saved... yes we are saved" "Bhaisaab is saved We are saved.." "Bhaisaab" "Are you out of your mind in the middle of the night?" "Everything is going to be fine Bhaisaab, all your dreams will be fulfilled how ?" "By selling Mr. Shashtri to Ali Bhai" "By selling ...?" "yes" "How is that possible, Mr. Shashtri is broke?" "That only we know Ali Bhai thinks that he is a rich man" "And when Ali Bhai finds out the truth...then ?" "he will empty so many rounds in your butt.." "that you wont know the real hole...understand?" "We can also buy bullets, if we have money!" "Itis a rare opportunity, shall we let it go  finish our gang ?" "we surely can figure out something, as it is we are struggling what's the harm in taking a chance?" "Anni is right Bhaisaab... all of us can go to Kullu-Manali for a holiday... what are you thinking Bhaisaab?" "its our last chance...god sent opportunity!" "will earn enough to survive 3-4 years and save the face as well what are you thinking Bhaisaab?" "You must be my grandpa from the prior life showing me the path in life" "always thinking about me.." "I am so proud to have you" "let everything go to hell...do what you want!" "thatis more like it Bhaisaab...we can do it" "Our guns will have bullets too!" "Our cars will have petrol too!" "We will also holiday in Kullu-Manali!" "Will eat at 5 star hotel  tip the waiter too!" "We can also become politician!" "We can too break chairs in parliament!" "We can leave Dhananjay Singh far behind!" "chanting prayer mantras... I know you are going to sell me to Ali Bhai" "I heard everything last night lf l tell him the truth... you wont even get time to go to Kullu-Manali" "Are you threatening us?" "no. just want to share a idea ... it will benefit all of us What idea?" "idea to keep the secret a secret!" "Ali Bhai will come to know about my truth someday but your truth can be hidden for ever" "Meaning?" "Sooner or later he is going to discover the truth.." "that I am not a millionaire anymore" "But the fact that despite knowing the truth.." "you guys sold me to him for money" "Only I can tell him that truth!" "What do you want?" "50°/." "But this is cheating" "Donit get me wrong, we are in the same boat" "you guys are hit by recession, so am I I need money badly... donit even have money to buy return air-ticket" "Bank will take away my home in few days... my family will be on the road I have no option," "but I promise you that your secret will remain a secret... forever!" "I have one condition... my share should be transferred into my bank...immediately!" "What do you think Pratap?" "He is pulling a fast one, he will take the money and tell Ali Bhai as well" "Anni ?" "ha wontdoubIe-cross us..ifweare risking our lives, so is ha" "What do you say ?" "We should trust him I also feel the same..." "I donittheinkha will doubIacross Whatdo youtheink?" "What should I say, you decide" "we accept the deal!" "Welcome to the gang sir!" "Thatis like a true gangster from a dynasty" "Just one message and look he is here with the millionaire Underworld will live.." "in great harmony if all become like you" "See Ali call him Ali Bhai!" "Yes Ali Bhai...see itis a human nature to help each other" "Today you are doing me a favour I mean .." "I am doing you a favour.." "So someday you can return the favour" "Let me see the face of guy worth Rs 50 crore" "Take off the mask" "Welcome Mr. Shashtri, I am Mukhtar Ali... you are my guest now" "How much you want as advance?" "He is worth Rs 50 crore... whatever you want to give 10-20-30..." "Mr. Shashtri is a very simple  cooperative man, itis a good deal" "This is 30 lakh for you... its recession time otherwise I would have given you more" "Oh!" "thatis more than enough... so shall I take it?" "Lets go we have so much to do ..." "lets move" "Yes" "Did you forget rule of the business?" "I have paid you Rs. 30 lakhs only on trust" "Rules of the game say that.." "you should leave some security till I get the ransom money" "Security?" "Yeah!" "I have heared one of your kid speaks fluent English," "No one speaks English in my gang..." "leave him as security... what's his name?" "yeah Anni!" "Leave him for a while, will be helpful dealing with America will release him immediately after getting the ransom money" "Bhaisaab me?" "I failed in English exams, I swear!" "Mr. Shashtri is very co-operative, he can manage everything" "Please Bhaisaab, explain to him..." "WhatwiII I do?" "Good morning Munni Madam!" "Did you ask for some snacks?" "yes madam!" "Do you know why I called you here Tiwari?" "No madam l was thinking the same too." "come on!" "you are a police inspector, You should have guessed it by now take a guess!" "I swear, I have no idea" "Tiwari you are aware that I hate men." "And the dumb ones, I just cant stand giving you one more chance, take a guess" "What should I guess madam... I swear..." "Kareena smack him hard" "But?" "Madam?" "Please?" "You cant even smack properly?" "Do it again stupid." "Cant even slap nicely." "Deepika you do it ..." "Madam I am telling you the truth, please listen to me not like this!" "Hit from the back of your hand I should hear the sound loud ... I told you to hit the cheeks and you ripped the lips?" "Ok... both of you hit simultaneously" "Will let you know when it falls right" "Show me ... never mind, you will be fine" "even during recession, I have been paying you regularly..." "Because I expect you to help when required..." "But when opportunity came to help, you switched sides!" "Ali gave you few bucks more and you gave the nrl to him?" "no respect for Munni madam...hmm?" "You are a man after all, must be thinking, why fear women...hmmmm?" "I keep men under my heel !" "and you have no idea what can I do to you!" "sorry madam, I made a mistake !" "Thatis better, listen carefully, day after is the festival of Eid... I want my Eid gift," "give my message to Ali Bhai I hope you know what my Eid gift is?" "Got it madam..." "I assure you..." "I wiIItaIkto all Bhai and bring thea NRI to your house" "Good." "You are not that dumb after all." "a man can't change his fate... I was so excited when I got to know about you from Kanhiya I thought, my life will be fine too..." "Never did I imagine that it will shape up like this!" "Why can't you Americans do anything right?" "where does America figure in all of this?" "your Bhaisaab left you here, I didnit do anything" "you have any idea what has happened with me in last few days?" "A millionaire from New Jersey has turned into.." "a measly gangster in India" "Yeah...its left with me" "what's this... in our account ..money.." "did you transfer the money?" "yes I did...you got it?" "How much?" "Around...15 Lakh!" "our house deal is done yes absolutely...they have even paid the advance" "But you had said that it fell through they were the other buyers," "but they only introduced me to the new buyers these are very genuine people... the deal is final!" "yeah, give her the phone" "Bhaisaab is a man of his word!" "Yes, go ahead" "my gang may not be as big as minister Dhananjay Singhis... but my self-respect is not less then a king" "This is not possible its recession times... think about it Ali Bhai with a cool mind" "handover Mr. Shashtri to Munni Madam, sha is your seniorafteraIIII" "Munni Madam?" "She is from the same field...senior to Ali lt seems your news has reached her as well" "First time I am asking for a favour," "Eid is around the corner Consider it as Eid gift" "You will get a hard one from me stop your bullshit !" "Still...think about it" "Donit you get it?" "Get lost!" "Sorry, I just got little busy No problem" "'Nihari' is still in the plates... think you guys didnit like it much?" "No I like it, smells good, nice spices..." "Did I ask you?" "I wanted to talk to you about something important" "Yeah, go ahead!" "actually ...in private!" "Tell me where is my money?" "Tiwari says give Mr. Shashtri to Munni..." "Mr. Shashtri says I am not a millionaire... I have lost Rs 30 Lakh dealing with you crooks... I swear on my mom, I donit know anything Ali Bhai" "You wont talk easily ...hmmm?" "where is that Bhaisaab of yours... I will finish him I swear on my mom, I donit know anything" "Ali Bhai.." "What are you doing?" "Its not his fault..." "let him go" "Even Bhaisaab didnit know anything" "Everyone thought I am rich.. no one has tricked you ... how would they know that I am broke you can check with Real Estate Agent if you wish... I donit want to ask anybody!" "I want my money back!" "you wont get it by killing him..." "So who will give me my money?" "Your Barack Obama?" "Why donit you give me my money, if you are so concerned?" "I donit have any money" "Bloody..." "American chatterbox but I have an idea to bring back your 30 Lakh but there is a condition too..." "Ali Bhai please listen to him, I swear on my mom, He has a very sharp mind..." "please listen to him welcome Ali Bhai... wish you a happy Eid happy Eid to you too Munni Madam" "its because of guys like you, men still have some respect first time you asked for something how could I say no, that too on Eid?" "yeah!" "how could you say no to me?" "Donit make me wait any longer... show me my gift" "Presenting you Mr. Om Shashtri... millionaire from America" "Big business spread over..." "Office in every city, fancy cars, house with a pool I know it all" "Shall I go, madam?" "yeah" "Happy Eid" "Kareena" "thatis your Eid gift, Munni is familiar with Eid customs well!" "its Rs 60 Lakh. will give you more later!" "Munni has a big heart... how is Seviyaan?" "very good" "god knows how long will this go on I am lucky to have survived Ali Bhai's cruelty... but Munni Madam is worse" "She hates men, donit know what will she do to us" "Anni.." "Give me the phone," "Great timing sir, you do the deal here And there she calls" "did you get the money?" "yes, got transferred today morning only" "How much?" " as much as you sent... you are asking as if someone else has sent the money 30 lakh...right ?" "yes 30 lakh" "I have already informed the bank, their person is coming in a while I knew you will fix up everything" "Now you come back quickly, we will take care of other things too yes everything will be fine, you donit worry come home soon...please" "Yeah, have some paperwork to take care of.." "I will come right after that" "Its amazing Anni" "Your underworld is more honest than Americais corporate world!" "My house is saved Anni" "Congratulations sir, itis a great news that your house is saved!" "Now do something so that we can escape from here..." "You get scared easily Anni I have fulfilled all my promises till now?" ". yes!" "whatever may happen, nothing will happen to you I will take you to America when I go back" "Sure sir ?" ".." "Sure.." "You will take me to America?" ".. sure.." "Despite everything?" "100°/." "But sir, we need to get out from here first" "We will certainly get out of here!" "what's the matter sir, you look very confident today?" "I am a businessman, confidence comes automatically with money" "I wish Bhaisab was here...he will be very happy to hear this news here.." "are you sure?" "Go ahead, call him" "Who is calling me?" "Who is that?" "Anni this side, where are you Kullu-Manali?" "Anni?" "Where are you calling from?" "What if Ali Bhai comes to know?" ".?" "We are no more with Ali Bhai" "Meaning?" "We have moved up to Munni Madamis place now" "Munni?" "What?" "What's the matter?" "Ali beat me up real bad, I almost died but Mr. Shashtri saved me" "How?" "." "Oh same thing... what you did to Ali, he has done the same to Munni Madam poor woman must be counting her millions" "Munni Madam is a man-eater" "She will eat you up alive" "Just stay away" "Whatever she may be Bhaisaab Can't beat Mr. Shashrtiis clever mind" "He can even handle minister Dhananjay Singh.." "And good news is I am going to America with Mr. Shashtri... dogs tail  a manis thinking cant be straightened dogs tail  a manis thinking cant be straightened" "you look simple, honest, naive ... but in reality ... I thought you would be different, since you are from America" "American men are tricky too madam" "They had a leader, who had an affair with his secretary... his wife used to wait at home and He used to have fun in office" "Yeah I know, even I had heard it" "Man is a man after all, doesnit matter where he comes from" "So what shall we do with you Mr. Shashtri?" "how long has it been since you had sex?" "4 months" "8 months" "Almost 1 year he is for you...have him today... go enjoy madam please, pardon me, donit forget to use a condom I am a kid... ..." "I am still a virgin oh Ali Bhai!" "you had Eid seviyan at my house... forgot so easily?" "madam caught him at the railway station was trying.." "to escape in a train..." "Why a train?" "You could have bought an aircraft with my money..." "Recession hit you so bad that you started cheating people?" "You tried to cheat me out of all the people?" "Donit you know ... they call me female Gabbar Singh I will extract my money right from inside your throat" "Madam here they come, root of all problems" "oh Bhaisab!" "The last hope of gangster dynasty!" "Dhananjay Singh of the future!" "I pulled them from Manali, they were having fun" "We came by ourselves I will deal with you later, first you tell me Ali" "Where is my money?" "Its not my fault madam" "Aah...aah...help...help" "Save me please" "He is an innocent kid madam please let him go shut up!" "I know everything... all of you are going to die" "Those who cooperate will live..." "Tell me where is my money?" "Not my fault madam, I did not do anything alone" "Why trouble him madam?" "Ask me, I will tell you the truth... tell me...but think before you speak..." "Otherwise the next bullet will hit your balls!" "None of us are at any fault madam, we were simply doing ourjob" "Mr. Shashtri planned everything and told us that if we pay 50°/., he wouldnit tell Ali and he told me that if I pay 50°/. then.." "Munni Madam wouldnit come to know anything but Munni did find out!" "What will you do now?" ".?" "I would have pardoned you, only if you were ladies..." "But how can 3 men dupe Munni and expect to survive" "Thatis impossible !" "there is only one way now ... pay up my money or" "otherwise be ready to be gang raped before you are killed!" "And we will begin with you Mr. Shashtri ... your money is gone...but" "But...but what?" "but I have an idea ... all of you can get your money back please listen to him madam he is very sharp!" "what idea ?" "Laalji what's the matter.." "the minister seems to be in lot of pain..." "Ha has piles, it hurts badly whan ha triesto do potty he is going to be irritable from now on you be careful" "But...what kind of mantras he is chanting?" "Thatis ëpiles mantrai... it helps to do it smoothly mantra for piles...?" "You guys come to me even if you loose your pet...hmm?" "What do you think, I have no other work?" "sorry to trouble you sir, actually he is an nrl and has come from US after 7 yrs" "what will we tell his family if something happens to him ?" "is he an nrl?" "Yes sir, actually he is a big businessman in America," "As a last resort we have come to you its shameful!" "Itis a serious matter... reputation of our state is at stake!" "Now you donit worry," "Rajnath take all the details." "Donit worry at all now" "Thank you, Minister please come, lets talk in office" "our men are good for nothing it seems" "One nrl comes in our area and vanishes?" "I donit even have a clue about it I need a detailed report on this issue" "Find out who has dared to pick from lion's hunt" "Sure sir, I will find out" "hi... what can I do for you sir?" "I am looking for my dad..." "What's his name?" "Murli Manohar" "yeah got it... he owns a sugar mill...right?" "Was he kidnapped on the 12th of this month?" "yeah, he is here only!" "You take this receipt submit ransom money in the accounts department" "Murali Manohar... where were you, your father was so worried?" "we had to take care of him for so many days minister was also angry due to the delay" "it took a while to manage the ransom" "Thatis ok...hope you have got the ransom money..." "Actually business is in bad shape due to recession is it possible to get a discount in ransom amount?" "Minister is already charging the ëdiscounted recession ransom ratesi" "we donit charge unfairly" "thatis me..." "Daddy!" "How are you!" "finally you came son!" "Lets go dad" "Donit forget to collect your receipt sir its like a warranty card... during the year if you get kidnapped just show this receipt, they will let you go" "Thanks for enlightening us ...lets go dad" "Recession has completely screwed our business" "What's the total collection of this quarter?" "Total of 26 kidnapping... 22 have deposited the ransom" "4 were acting smart so we drowned them ln the farmhouse pond total collection of the quarter" "stands at Rs. 4 crore 65 lakh, 11 thousands 2 hundred  thirty." "Thatis it?" "The business is cut in half in this recession !" "These small guys won't do.." "what do we get after paying the Chief Minister fund..." "Party welfare fund..." "Police etc?" "all this is peanuts... what happened to that nrl?" "We will find out soon sir" "Do it fast... I think he alone can give us more than all of these combined !" "Munni Madam has come see you sir ..." "Munni Madam?" "The great female don ?" "What brings you to my house?" "I admire you sir, but you donit trust!" "despite that I am a big fan of yours!" "Donit talk that sweet, it doesnit suit you" "Come to the point, what brings you to my house?" "Om Shashtri..." "NRl businessman ..." "Missing for 20 days!" "I was asking who can dare to steal from lionis hunt I forgot... only a fox can do that!" "so you are the one who stole my hunt?" "I had plans to eat it too..." "Really?" "but donit I know you you would have made life hell for me had no option, so decided to come here" "how much you want?" "20 crores you are asking as if you will give whatever I ask... even you know the worth of the nrl" "pay me reasonable  respectful" "quote the bloody price... 2 crore!" "one and half!" "what if I snatch it from you?" "then the lion of the jungle will be called ajackal lt's tough to win an argument with you" "Give her the money  take the delivery" "One last thing...you are a veteran  know the rules of the game well lf anything goes wrong then you are aware that" "acid flows from our taps!" "I have no fear.." "I am made of steel !" "what's that?" "show!" "Good morning Mr. Shashtri, your tea" "Hope you slept well in the night" "What place is it?" "Ministeris farmhouse is it far away from the city?" "very far." "He keeps all international clients here and what was that in the pond?" "skeleton of a client!" "He didnit pay up on time... so we put him in the pond" "What's in the pond?" "Acid!" "If someona tries toactsmart.. we dumptheam inthea pond" "Are they dumped alive?" "well that depends on Ministeris mood sometimes he gets them stung by snakes also ..." "You have snakes also?" "there are other animals too.." "after all he is a minister for animal welfare he even got the PPP award..." "What's that?" "Animal lover of the state award!" "Ok Mr. Shashtri... we will get going..." "let us know if you need anything" "Are you going to leave us unlocked?" "What if we escape?" "where are you going to escape sir and if you do, it will be good exercise for our.." "hunting dogs...thatis all!" "no one can save you now" "Police... army... administration guys all have good relations with the minister" "But why are you even thinking to escape?" "Our office has got all.." "the details about you from America" "Tomorrow morning we will call your wife for ransom" "And once money is transferred, you are free!" "We ourselves will see you off at the airport please manage for couple of days" "No problem.." "Lets go Laalji, we have lots to do" "Ok bye" "this is not how I planned it... you know ...if they call Ritu... she will sell everything comehere all my hard work will be wasted" "I have an idea... why donit you blame everything on Munni Just tell the minister" "that she hid the truth  gobbled up the money too..." "Are you nuts?" "I promised her. I promised all of them, how can I break my promise.. did I ever do it?" "No..." "Then..." "But sir please think of something" "Or they will throw us in the pond" "I donit want to go to America..." "What's wrong sir?" "I think itis a heart attack!" "What?" "Heart attack?" "Please sit here sir" "I need a doctorÖAnni... ls anyone there?" "We need a doctor, he had a heart attack" "Call a doctor please... itis a heart attack" "What's the matter?" "He has got a heart attack" "We must see a doctor ..." "Please donit waste time .." "lets take him to a doctor lt is Minister's orders.. we can not take him out of here..." "What if he dies.. huhh?" "Your minister will be in big trouble donit stare at me, take him to a doctor" "We must call the minister" "This guy is a rich client, if he dies..." "Minister will kill us too." "Why don't you call him I am scared ...you call please" "Ok give it to me" "Laalji speaking sir..." "No private doctor...bring him to the government hospital straight i donit want him to die..." "Where is the bloody hospital... how far it is?" "What a god-forsaken place?" "He has a family waiting..." "I am going to kill you all lf anything happens to him" "Why blaming us?" "Did we do all this...?" "who else... wasted hours in deciding to take him to a doctor" "Enough!" "Just shut up now!" "Tell him to be quite or I will shoot him!" "Where the hell are they?" "told them to come to hospital directly." ""chanting mantras"" "Can't even do a simple job..." "All set doctor?" "Yes sir.." "I need this man alive... at any cost" "Sure sir" "Here they come sir... thatis our van" "You guys?" "Where is Mr. Shashtri?" "he is in the ambulance sir lt didn't stop?" "who is inside?" "Laalji, Rajnath  Mr. Shashtri" "Something is wrong here Come lets go ...fast" "You got us trapped now.." "What are you staring at Anni?" "Do you know how to drive?" "yes sir, I know" "Stop the van ... listen I donit know how to use a gun... stop the van before I shoot you accidentally" "Stop it" "Out..." "Out..." "Get out..." "Anni drive the van you are making a huge mistake no one has ever escaped from the minister lt will happen today donit move .." "These are rough times for us.." "Where did they vanish leaving the van here" "its all because of you, stupid!" "What will we tell the minister now..." "Will get a scolding what else..." "All because of your stupidity" "Where are they?" "it seems they ran away ..." "Ran away?" "how can they run away?" "Has it ever happened before?" "Ask police to keep a tight vigil... I need them at any cost" "It has never happened in my career of 20 years... what will I tell the party leaders?" "who will make me Chief Minister?" "people will say that I couldnit handle one person... how will I manage the entire state... say something Laalji" "Sir we will have to manage the situation itis a matter of pride... question of my image !" "kill him if you can't catch him alive" "Order the police to shoot-at-sight... kill but donit let him escape" "I am going to the Police Superintendent's office" "Keep me posted yes sir" "He has made it a matter of ego now..." "He wont let us go easily now" "sir do cops give warning before shooting?" "No.. upon sight" "That means we are dead sir!" "Police must be keeping a tight vigil everywhere" "this is the first time I am really scared sir ... donit be scared Anni... a police car will take us to the airport" "How?" "." "Just wait and see.." "absolutely I want everything shut" "No school no college ... ...shut everything and keep special vigil at bus  railway stations keep me posted ... what the hell is your police doing?" "What did I make you superintendent of police for ?" "Can't even catch a simple guy?" "donit stress out sir... please have a seat..." "Sir do u need this?" "I have turned the entire district into.." "an Army Cantonment, cops are all over ...have water" "Public is right when they say that ëcops are uselessi" "What are you standing there for?" "Can't you see that minister is so stressed" "You can atleast massage his head for god's sake feeling better sir?" "oh come on... you media people make issue out of anything" "due to terrorism, police force is on a mock-drill that's why police is everywhere in the district ..." "nothing to worry!" "what?" "Kidnapping?" "No no ...nothing like that has happened... I am a little tied up right now Will talk to you later" "Sir these journalists are a big pain for us this is what was left..." "Now watch tomorrow's newspapers ... a big picture of mine with a caption ëStupidi!" "Why would they call you stupid... its always the police that is called ëstupidi" "Sir, one Mr. Shashtri wants to meet the minister" "I made a big mistake sir, I am really sorry" "Now I know why they call you a ëlioni" "No one can escape from you sir" "your guys said it right ... pay the ransom, get a receipt  go home" "its my stupidity that I thought that I can run away" "I have seen your power, nothing moves here without your permission... I am extremely sorry sir, pardon me please" "Good to see you back..." "But you have troubled me a lot... you will have to pay for that!" "Pardon me... I havenit slept one bit since last night" "you will have to pay dearly for all this.." "lets go ...what's this?" "Dhananjay Singh Long Live!" "District Police Long Live!" "NRl Om Shashtri has been rescued by the district police after 20 days and it was minister Dhananjay Singh who was the key in his rescue.." "By assisting the police in its rescue mission" "Minister Dhananjay Singh has put all rumours to rest that he himself was running a big kidnapping racket" "Ministeris positive contribution in this case makes him a strong contender for Chief Minister ship" "Who called the media?" "What's happening here?" "They are hailing you sir" "Dhananjay Singh Long Live!" "District Police Long Live!" "Where were you kept for so many days?" "Do you recognize your kidnappers?" "Do you suspect anyone?" "all I can tell you right now that when I opened my eyes I saw Dhanajay Singh, my saviour, my god... I am free... alive today, if I am talking to you all credit goes to him alone" "he is my angel" "Long live Dhananjay Singh I live in America, donit know much about Indian politics" "But I can certainly say that talent like him should.." "be made Chief Minister of the state who do you want as Chief Minister" "Sir one picture for the front page please Please hug each other... trying to act smart with me..." "Won't let you go so easily ..." "Forget me.." "Think about becoming the Chief Minister" "Donit let the opportunity go waste who do you want as Chief Minister" "Dhananjay Singh..." "Dhananjay Singh" "Mr. Shashtri what do you plan to do next Where do you want to go?" "havenit seen my family for so many days I will go.." "straight to the airport" "You can hear the entire rescue story from the minister, Anni lets go..." "But how will we go... we donit even have car sir?" "we can ask minister to help for sure he won't say no for a car..." "Will you give your car sir?" "Yeah sure ... take it..." "You are my guests after all" "You are a smart guy ...thanks" "Please tell us the entire story sir ..." "We want to know what happened" "who is a minister?" "minister is public servant!" "What is politics, what does politician do?" "Help people, what else!" "There goes our friend to America !" "Future Chief Minister Dhanahjay Singh" "Long live..." "long live" "Future Chief Minister Dhanahjay Singh" "Long live..." "long live" "Thanks Anni for bringing the journalists on time" "Otherwise lt was difficult to escape" "We had to escape sir..." "look at our journey" "First we ate Ali Bhaiis Nihari... then had Seviyan with Munni Madam" "Finally we would have got a bullet from minister but you were too good for him" "You have a great quick thinking mind sir" "Oh shit!" "What happened?" "You guys?" "We also watch TV... greatjob, superb" "Didnit I tell you madam, his brain is sharp... he will not give up easily" "Dhananjay Singh has snatched lot of ëclientsi from us l had a burning desire to see him defeated one day" "You have done a greatjob Mr. Shashtri...bravo!" "I didnit do anything special, anybody would have reacted this way I had no options... it was do or die for me" "This is 25 Lakh your share from ëoperation Dhananjay Singhi I donit need it anymore" "Please send it to my uncle sure we will" "I never imagined that I will meet guys like you in india" "You guys made my trip" "Thanks for everything ..." "Lets go Anni" "Where is he going?" "Anni is going to America with me, we have to get his visa done Come we have lots to do no sir...what will I do in America leaving all my friends here ... and after meeting you I realized that life is tough in America too" "so what's the point!" "I have to help Bhaisaab to become a politician" "Yes, I am contesting the upcoming elections" "You will surely win. I will take leave" "Mr. Shashtri if you meet brother Obama in America then please give him a message please tell him to control recession" "it all starts there and then spreads all over otherwise if I visit America in future as a minister then brother Obama will get a scolding from me!" "You must scold him if he can't control it then atleast make sure the disease is contained lt is very painful. please give him this message I will surely give your message Its my message too" "This is for you Anni" "Thanks sir..." "I will keep it with me always" "Till brother Obama controls recession ... shall we workjointly?" "Yes we can..."