"I've lost" "You are officially the Supreme Master of Martial Arts" "I shall retire in the midlands Don't try find me again" "Changgong!" "(Tai Bai's Restaurant)" "Come on..." "Well, looks like we always bump into each other." "Come on up here, up here..." "Come on now..." "I'm gonna beat you up Where you think you're going?" "This umbrella is too expensive." "Piss off if you're not gonna buy." "It's that you?" "Let's go already." "I've invited you here to discuss Emperor Ming's hidden treasure" "The map is hidden inside The Imperial Palace" "Treasure map?" "What is the plan?" "The Autumn Festival is coming up in 3 days" "We shall make our move on the night of the full moon" "The Imperial Palace is heavily guarded" "How can we get in?" "The Emperor visits Lady Liu on the 15th of each month" "Other than a bunch of useless eunuchs no one else is allowed to go in" "Chu can show off his lock-picking technics" "I will be done even before The Emperor has taken off his Royal Pants!" "How do we get the map outside of the city?" "That is where I come in" "I have been escorting convoys across the country for years" "I know the best route to exit The Imperial City" "Fantastic, it is done then" "In 3 days, on the 15th of this month let us make a toast to the full moon" "Cheers!" "Go away!" "I lost control." "Go away, old lady!" "The horse is coming, go away!" "Who is this piece of crap interrupting my party?" "You are completely out of tune!" "I'm here for fun!" "Calm down, just ignore them" "Sir, you are really disrupting our performance" "Can you please stop and let us continue on our own?" "We are performing, too!" "I just want to be able to perform a sonata with her" "May I?" "Isn't that the Supreme Master of Martial Arts..." "Changgong?" "What's he doing here in The Imperial City?" "Supreme Master my foot!" "I heard he was defeated by Na-Lan of Manchuria" "Probably came here to hide his shame" "Hide his shame in a whorehouse?" "Doesn't quite match up the reputation of a Master!" "He might as well be digging his own grave" "No point in arguing with these idiots" "Let's get out of here" "(Tai Bai's Restaurant)" "So... your place or mine?" "What's that you said?" "To finish our sonata..." "How about..." "We'll meet in 3 days, At the Autumn Festival night." "We shall complete our sonata under the full moon" "What do you think?" "Sounds good" "On the night of the full moon we shall meet at the highest point of The Imperial City we shall meet at the highest point of The Imperial City" "That was fast!" "Someone's been here already" "Who?" "A woman?" "The treasure map!" "Go after her!" "Assassins!" "Protect The Emperor!" "Quick..." "My nose!" "You stood me up, why?" "Technically, you didn't forget our date under the moon because you did show up" "Why?" "Is our meeting a part of your plan?" "Good players are hard to come by Why can't we just jam another song?" "Where's the treasure map?" "Hand it over!" "Otherwise" "I will have to take it from you" "Help me out..." "Help me..." "Is this the treasure map?" "The treasure is hidden near this town!" "Forget it..." "I'm done with this" "You two can go find this treasure" "Men die in seek of wealth and illusions" "Totally not worth it..." "I want to go home!" "This drawing changes..." "What an old rundown temple" "I should tear it down renovate it into a few shops and earn rent" "We're ready to order!" "What you looking at?" "Make your order!" "Shark's fin soup" "Great..." "Stir-fried frog" "Good..." "That's it?" "Coming right up" "Don't keep us waiting too long" "Check out this chick" "She's steaming hot..." "That was quick!" "Enjoy!" "Young lady." "What's wrong with you?" "Hey honey... where's the shark's fin and stir-fried frog we ordered?" "Yeah!" "This is what you ordered!" "That's just fish and pork with glass noodles!" "Darn, the fish isn't even cooked!" "What are you playing at?" "Father!" "There's trouble out here again!" "Good day, gentlemen" "What's wrong?" "Didn't you explain to them?" "My apologies, please allow me to introduce these dishes to you" "This is Genuine Sushi from the Ryukyu Islands" "It goes great with chili pepper" "And this, Braised Pork with Vermicelli from the Northeast" "Smells good, doesn't it?" "Ginger..." "Exactly!" "The aroma of ginger" "It's specially prepared by my father" "Think about it" "Pork, vermicelli, and fish" "You've got all the nutrition you need!" "And along with ginger" "Here, smell again" "It's absolutely brilliant!" "Correct?" "Agree?" "No!" "That's not the point, this is not what I ordered" "What you see on the menu shouldn't be linked with actual dishes that are served" "More importantly, consider this for a minute" "Whatever goes in your mouth what would happen afterwards?" "It always comes out the other end, right?" "What the difference does it make if it's a Caviar or Dumpling?" "Let's not fuss with such stupid formalities" "Just enjoy yourself" "Eat up!" "Go ahead, eat..." "How dare you screw with me!" "Either you eat my food" "Or eat my shorts." "Your call" "Let's split!" "Hey, pay first!" "Careful!" "Praise the Buddha!" "I'm Li." "I'm in charge here." "Welcome to the "One Fund" Shop" "Every profit we make from the sales here goes to charity" "To fund the welfare for the poors in this town" "Here, check out this life buoy" "Life buoy?" "It keeps your head above the water and save you from drowning" "Dude, I'm going to the Silk Road" "There's nothing but the desert and sand Life is full of surprises" "You never know where the waves coming from" "A tsunami might take place in the desert, too!" "You should buy one, just in case" "No..." "Please, sir" "Buy a flag then, it's for charity!" "Darn with your flag!" "Life is full of surprises!" "I ran into a tsunami once on the beach!" "I was talking about the desert!" "Beach is thicker than desert, right?" "Right, thicker than your head" "Life is full of surprises..." "(Tailor Shop)" "What in the world is this?" "I wanted a down jacket!" "This is Candies' wears You mean Candie Chan's wears?" "It's the Gucci's Kingdom now who's gonna wear Candie Chan's?" "Candies', plural, not Candie's Check out these 4-pockets features" "They are for your candies." "Any flavors." "When you're holding your grandson in your arms" "He can reach for the candies in you, sounds neat, right?" "Thus the name "Candies' wears"" "What is this lizard doing here?" "It's no lizard." "It's a Dragon!" "The Dragon represents our Chinese heritage And it loves candies..." "What a lunatic!" "It is impossible to see in the dark" "In the flowing water... we're in Paradise..." "Sorry, the pitch was too high" "The endless horizon..." "We easily part but may never meet again..." "In the flowing water... uh... the spring... we're in Paradise..." "Crazy!" "He is not teaching at all." "It's okay, don't be scared, let me take you home" "How about I teach you to sing something else?" "I can do rap, too!" "Bugger off!" "See you tomorrow then!" "Qué pasó?" "Nothing, a customer wanted to share his compliments with the chef" "Hey, Jackie!" "How's the fashion business going?" "Fine, I guess..." "My business would never compete yous, Andy" "Gone out to buy take-out food, Jet?" "Pancakes" "It's the night of the full moon, I need my energy" "It's the Autumn Festival night" "They still haven't given up on the hunt" "Changgong" "It's been 5 years now" "We still have no clue where the treasure is" "Not "we", it's you" "Finding Emperor Ming's hidden treasure would unlock the secret to how this empire was built" "The Ryukyu Kingdom would no longer need to be a part of Ming China" "And we would never need to fear Japan again" "Not too long ago, my Mongolian ancestors ruled the world" "And now, Ming China has taken over the reign" "Also..." "I hear the Manchurians from the North have been prepping their military force for quite some time" "I doubt that some legendary treasure holds the power to save your country" "I don't care" "This is the task I was given" "I need to get hold of the treasure" "A Ninja always completes a mission" "Do you blame me for losing the map?" "I'm more curious about something else..." "You really have no interest in the treasure at all?" "Why is it that the wind always blow eerily when there's a full moon?" "Could there be ghosts?" "I wouldn't mind a female ghost!" "No, this ain't right" "I'm the Mayor of Sideroad Town" "And I'm about to meet the love of my life" "I must behave like a man!" "Darn, I need to pee..." "My nose!" "My hand!" "Still not here yet..." "I better get it done now" "I can't hold it anymore!" "My apologies Saint Tree please don't be offended" "Saint Water needs to come out..." "Mayor Gu!" "Don't be scared, I'm here!" "Are you okay?" "Mayor Gu" "Your coat..." "Coat..." "No worries, it's fake" "I mean down there..." "Nothing fake down there..." "I left the house in a hurry" "Done" "Where is it?" "It's still there" "Oh, you mean the Town Directory" "Here it is" "Please be careful with it" "Thank you" "Your hands are so cold, let me keep them warm for you" "The County Magistrate repeatedly warned me to keep this confidential" "I took this out with great difficulty" "I am sorry to place you in such difficult position" "I'd do anything for you, my dear Xin" "You know something?" "My fellow townsmen all call me "The Town Mom"" "Oh, what an adorable nickname" "Oh my god, what a beautiful smile" "Here, let me give you another surprise" "Another directory?" "Here, let me show you my most well kept treasure" "Something I've worked on for years" "This here documents all the residential changes of this town" "I work on it every night, making sure it's accurate and up to date" "I lose a lot of sleep working on it" "This is Madam Zhang's eldest daughter" "She was only 18 and shined like a star..." "So young, attractive, horny..." "I didn't know you were such a talented artist" "Every young woman in this town is drawn towards this directory" "Just ensuring the town census is in check" "I haven't checked you yet" "There will be a chance..." "Mayor Gu, are you also in possession of another book titled "Southern Legends"?" "Oh, that book?" "I could tell you all the legendary stories" "Speaking of legends there's no better story than my own..." "Mayor Gu is a busy man" "I wouldn't want to bother you" "Why don't you just get me the book?" "And I'll read the stories on my own" "You really want it?" "Yes, I want it" "No problemo!" "I will bring it to you tomorrow" "I am so grateful!" "It's getting late, I better head back home" "Don't leave yet!" "What about our original plans for tonight?" "Good morning, Jackie!" "Morning!" "Jackie!" "Andy!" "Starting business so early today" "You two are looking great this morning" "Not as great as your leg" "My hand!" "My nose!" "My leg!" "Good morning, Lord Xu!" "Good morning..." "Lord Xu..." "What a coincidence..." "Looking to get a jacket made?" "It has been a year, 9 months, and 19 days since your last payment" "Then..." "Lord Xu..." "I have long heard that you're a brilliant mathematician" "I can see you are indeed a genius!" "It's true, I am quite good" "Okay, enough with the bull crap, pay up!" "We're both educated people here, we shouldn't be discussing unsophisticated matters such as money" "You?" "Sophisticated?" "I studied at the Imperial College for years before I could be deemed as a scholar" "Correct me if I'm wrong..." "You draw some lizard thingy and call yourself an artist?" "It's a Dragon!" "Not a lizard!" "We are all Chinese" "Great descendents of the Dragon" "Why don't you cut me some slack" "Give me a couple days for extension" "Lord Xu" "Needless to say, you're a man of sophistication, enormous wealth, and heart-breaker looks" "You are strong and wise, simply irresistible..." "Geez, cut the crap!" "But what was that you just said?" "Enormous wealth?" "No, that I already know" "Strong and wise, simply irresistible..." "Irresistible..." "Okay, you seem honest and reliable enough" "I'll grant you a 10-day extension" "Lord Xu" "I speak nothing but the truth" "Cross my heart, hope to die!" "What was that again?" "Cross my heart, hope to die?" "No" "Irresistible..." "Wei..." "Wei!" "Is uncle and auntie home?" "Don't be disgusting" "You wanna order something to eat?" "Here's your lunch" "Eat quickly" "Wait!" "Now what?" "I want to order more dishes" "Order more food?" "You never eat!" "Look at how skinny you are!" "Actually..." "I only came to see you" "Fine, you've seen me" "Now, pay the check and leave!" "One more thing!" "I..." "What?" "Well..." "There's something I'd like to discuss with you" "What do you want?" "I was wondering when you plan on paying the rent!" "What about those 3?" "They'd never pay!" "Why don't you go ask your uncle for it, huh?" "Fine..." "Please don't be angry" "I'll come back tomorrow" "Long time no see, Lord Xu." "How have you been?" "Mayor Gu, I think you need to straighten things out a bit..." "Mayor Gu, I think you need to straighten things out a bit..." "People in this town are behaving like bandits" "What bandits?" "Where?" "There hasn't been one bandit since I took over the position of Town Mayor" "How could there possibly be bad behavior?" "Stop spreading such ugly rumors!" "Really?" "How am I to govern this town?" "You're right, Mayor Gu" "My father bought you this Mayor position before he passed away" "Have you already forgotten how you got here in the first place?" "Of course I have not forgotten" "I have the utmost respect for your father" "And I treat you well since then." "That would make me your half uncle, no?" "Right, uncle" "Good boy" "Did you like the birthday present I bought you?" "Oh yes, the briefcase is very useful" "The land where your office is located on was also a gift from my family" "Please, can we not talk about this here?" "It doesn't make me look good as the Mayor" "Fine, I didn't come here to pick on you anyways" "Let me asking you about something" "You've found the right person" "Nobody knows the streets of this town better than me" "The guy that owns the restaurant" "What's his background?" "You mean Moustache Man?" "He's nobody!" "Just some guy who made some money from selling horses" "His wife is purchased, they don't even love each other" "I don't care how his marriage is doing" "I want to find out his relationship with Wei" "You talking about Wei?" "That's a very long story" "Once upon a time, 3 years ago... in a dark and windy night" "The old couple who lives in the Tang house suddenly died" "This little girl became an orphan" "So the Moustache Man adopted her claims he'd raise her as a child bride for his son" "You're so full of crap" "You shouldn't make up stories like this just because you are no match to him" "What do you mean by that?" "Look at my stylish hair..." "You are no match at all" "Who still wears fur these days?" "You dress like a rich bitch!" "Rich bitch as in "Paris"?" "Lord Xu, what a looker you are today" "Really?" "No rent will be charged for the day Thank you, Lord Xu." "You're so generous" "Darn, why do I have the urge to pee whenever I see water?" "Let's pull back!" "Pull back?" "You're chickenshit!" "My dear Xin!" "Mayor Gu, are you all right?" "Me?" "I'm fine..." "Just a little wet" "I mean, something's on my mind Not being myself" "Something smells here..." "Yeah" "Must be those stray dogs... peeing all over the place" "I'll look into this tomorrow" "Let's go over there" "Gosh, the smell's gotten stronger" "After you then" "Darn, couldn't hold it" "So, where's the book you promised me?" "How could I possibly forget what Xin wants?" "Here you go..." "Mayor Gu, you must behave" "I'm a married woman" "You worried about the Moustache Man you're married to?" "He may look tough, but he's probably useless" "Unlike myself, I look weak in appearance but I am truly a strong man..." "Xin, look over there" "See how beautiful the butterflies look hovering over the flowers?" "Oh, the butterflies have gone to sleep..." "Mayor Gu" "What are you talking about?" "I see no flowers" "I beg to differ!" "There's an old saying..." "When you wish for something, your dreams will come true" "When you don't want something, you end up getting more!" "Mayor Gu, what in the world are you trying to do?" "You leave me with no choice" "See" "What do you think?" "I drew these for you at work today" "One flower, la-la-la... 2 flowers, tra-la-la... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10..." "There's a ghost!" "Changgong..." "Moustache Man!" "Gu Yuejin is rather amusing" "This area is badland in a radius of 8 miles and he has the heart to draw flowers for me" "Lord Xu, you look cheerful today" "How can I be cheerful?" "Those 3 still aren't paying their rent" "As the town Mayor, shouldn't you do something about it?" "Of course, naturally" "I'll deal with those 3, don't worry about it" "You're in my way..." "Darn, we're done here, buzz off!" "Cómo?" "You still have the nerve to show up?" "I'm your regular, you're not gonna wanna serve me?" "We're not open today" "That's fine, too!" "No work for the day" "It's good to hang out for the fresh air" "Mayor Gu, looking to get a Jackie Tang outfit?" "Whoa, what's that?" "It smells horrible!" "This is French perfume" "It's made from flowers extracts" "Sniff it" "Go away..." "Hey, watch it!" "Don't you know who I am?" "I brought this back from the city specially for you" "My father told me to study hard" "So that I can gain more knowledge" "But I think the best way to learn is to travel and truly experience different paths of life" "How about we go to the Imperial City together sometime?" "No" "That's fine, it's too far anyways." "How about the countryside?" "We can freshly handpick flowers on a sunny day" "Admire the bright moonlight under a starry night" "What would you say?" "Told you I'm not going anywhere!" "What's wrong with you today?" "Business is going nowhere" "I'd just wait tables in an empty restaurant" "Even pass-by travelers are rarely seen" "All the foods would get overcooked" "And the fish is gonna smell dead... just like me" "Well then... how about I don't take rent from you?" "I never intended to pay you anyways" "Let me take care of you then" "Don't you tell me how to do things just because you're rich" "You think money can buy you everything" "What's the big deal Hold up... the two of you Are you talking to me?" "Fortune teller, I thought you were blind" "Can you see me?" "Who said I was blind?" "I just kept my shifted eyes shut" "Young lady..." "Your eyes are watery, and your cheeks are pink" "It's a sign that you're gonna get laid soon" "Me get laid?" "Lord Xu..." "Your forehead is shining bright you'll get laid too!" "Are you two trying to mess with me?" "No, we ain't!" "Stop denying!" "You think you could get into my pants just because you have money?" "Now you hook up some fortune cookie and try to fool me?" "Are you happy now?" "There was sand in my eyes" "I got sand into my eyes too" "This outfit is perfect" "But I need to look more badass" "How about we do an act to demonstrate my great kung-fu skills" "Are you in?" "You can count on me" "So, about the rent..." "I'll take care of it" "You guys are about to go out of business and you still owe Lord Xu rent" "How dare you come to wine and dine here?" "This is too infuriating" "Scumbag!" "What great skill!" "Drunken Fist!" "Bottoms up..." "One more!" "Dangerous." "Done." "Amazing!" "I've got something even more powerful" "Deadly Sound Wave" "Huh?" "I don't recall talking about this" "Deadly Sound Wave" "Darn, he's improvising!" "Please spare me!" "That was awesome" "Deadly Sound Wave!" "Please spare me!" "Unbelievable..." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, how did it break?" "We're leaving now..." "Simply irresistible" "Let's go!" "What?" "Never seen someone caught in an act?" "Move!" "What are you laughing at?" "Is this funny?" "When I saw you with Gu Yuejin earlier on" "I knew there was something fishy going on" "What are you still doing here?" "Get out!" "I don't want to see you again!" "Get out!" "Please, let me explain" "What's there to explain?" "First you try partner with the fortune teller" "Now you're trying to fool us with Gu Yuejin" "I've had enough of you!" "Get out of my sight!" "Out!" "Open the door!" "3 of you don't come out" "You better not touch me" "I'll sue you for harassment." "I would never touch you" "Ladies, you help me guard their doors" "If they get away, I'll up your rent instead" "I'm gonna get some padlocks and shut down these shops for good!" "Lord Xu..." "Please don't shut me down!" "Shut up, are you gonna pay me?" "No?" "I'd order a lockdown!" "Lord Xu, we're really broke!" "No rent, no shop." "Lord Xu..." "Please, just give us a few more days" "Lord Xu" "Lord Xu, I'll repay you twice the amount in a few days" "I'll pay you 20 times the amount 30 times!" "60 times!" "Are you all idiots?" "20!" "30!" "60!" "Is it raining gold here?" "You got treasure flushed out from your ass?" "Idiota!" "We can poop gold bars, can't we?" "So... how do we do that?" "You!" "Have you paid your rent?" "I'm just passing by..." "Who says you don't need to pay?" "I own this street!" "You!" "Have you paid your rent?" "I'm totally ripped" "The Generals shall leave "The Three Fortunes"" "When the 3 stars turn, luck will arrive" "I'll take this as payment Big changes shall fall upon us now" "The 7 elements added with another 3" "All the fortune will come alive" "Lord Xu!" "You know Judge Liu's Pancake Song, too?" "Did you pay the rent?" "I've never had to" "Why not?" "I'm gonna smash your booth" "I've known your father for many years" "When he found that treasure map" "I knew his luck had come" "See how his hotel business is blooming?" "Look how much fortune he's made for your family" "Puta!" "Just now you told me love is near" "But instead, I got slapped in the face" "You tell my father his luck had come" "Look how much bad luck this treasure map has brought" "He died 2 years after that restaurant opened" "I had no choice but to give up school and come back" "How do you explain all this?" "I can only tell you your fortune, not your destiny" "He died before he could spend a cent the heck with wealth!" "Lord Xu!" "Please put away that treasure map" "You must not expose your fortune this way" "You can have it" "I don't want it!" "Eat it..." "Treasure map..." "Lord Xu, please..." "Your father left this to you" "You must keep it safe" "I've seen the treasure in your future" "Stop torturing me!" "And he says he's sophisticated, such bad temper!" "Lord Xu, calm down!" "Right, educated people should behave with more sophistication" "I'm fine now, thanks for asking..." "How come I didn't know there was treasure hidden in Sideroad Town?" "Better check it out..." "Once we find the treasure we can take Wei and leave this place" "Changgong..." "Do you want to come to Ryukyu with me?" "Or shall we return to Mongolia with you?" "After all these years of sufferings and disgrace" "I have finally found the treasure's hiding place" "But..." "But I've lost my home" "I'm so homesick!" "Hey, what are you doing up here?" "Nothing, just looking at my town" "It's not about the size of population" "It's just deserted..." "Are you using the perfume I gave you?" "No, I didn't" "No?" "How's your face?" "Why didn't you duck?" "You're skillful in martial arts there's no way I could duck" "I don't know any Martial Arts" "I only know some basic techniques of hing-gong" "{\6aH19DAF9}Hing-gong:" "Technique to travel light-weighted in the air like a fur" "I'm an orphan" "When my stepfather found me" "I was being bullied by others" "He rescued me and taught me the hing-gong" "He said a girl could flee effectively as long as she knew how to master it" "You rich people would never get it" "Your life is just too easy" "I'm an orphan myself" "My mother died when I was little" "I was barely in college for 2 years and my father passed away too" "And nobody is willing to pay rent in this town" "You're blaming us for not paying rent again?" "I'd never take anything from you" "Well, my life is nothing like yours" "Know why we only serve 2 dishes?" "I'm illiterate" "I can't read a menu nor take orders from customers" "Washing dishes is what I can do" "I'm afraid I'm the reason why the business sucks" "I can teach you how to read" "You'll teach me?" "Let me teach you a poem first" "Sure!" "Roses are red, violets are blue" "Sugar is sweet, and so are you!" "Stop it!" "You're always kidding around!" "Like earlier today on the street" "We all heard you talking about that treasure map" "We all heard you talking about that treasure map" "Just a useless piece of junk" "Didn't you say you the other day when the weather is good you'd like to take me on a trip?" "Look how bright the moon is shining tonight" "Why don't we bring this map and go on a treasure hunt?" "Why don't we bring this map and go on a treasure hunt?" "I told you it's a useless piece of junk" "Who cares?" "It's just a game" "We're taking off!" "I can fly" "Are you using Wei to help you find the treasure map?" "Are you using Wei to help you find the treasure map?" "I didn't force her into anything" "She's happy to do it" "You've seen it, too" "Xu Sanguan is always coming around to see her" "What's the harm when 2 kids are having some fun?" "You're just using her for your own agenda" "Don't worry" "I only asked her to get the map" "I'll protect them from behind" "They won't be in any danger" "Do you think this map will really lead us to a hidden treasure?" "Do you think this map will really lead us to a hidden treasure?" "I have no idea" "Like I said, it's a useless piece of junk" "But the interesting part is when you place it in water a lot of words would appear" "Really?" "Yeah" "There will have treasure" "What would you do if you found the treasure?" "I... would first purchase the restaurant from you" "And then I would hire a good chef!" "We'd be able to serve whatever the customer orders" "And my step-parents wouldn't have to sweat it all day in the kitchen to make ends meet" "That's great" "You wouldn't have to do the dishes anymore" "And you'd have more time to go travelling with me" "Who said I'd go with you?" "How about you?" "I'd give the treasure to you" "You'd be able to afford the restaurant and I'd get to see you everyday" "I don't want to see you at all!" "Let's go" ""Within 5 years"" ""self-determination"" "It's been 5 years now" "Your time is up" "Are you okay?" "Where's Wei?" "Up there" "Who were those people?" "You should ask her" "They're here for the treasure map" "So the map is truly genuine?" "Everyone's in search of a treasure" "I know I've already found mine it's a bit heavy though" "So there really is a treasure hidden here" "Trying to fool me in my own town?" "Never!" "My heart is with Xin, but she only sees Changgong" "Life is so full of tough choices" "I'm going to report this to the County Magistrate" "I can't let Xin find the treasure and run off with the Moustache" "Yup, can't just let her run off like that" "But wait... what if Xin finds out it was I who ruined her plan?" "Would she hate me?" "This is fate!" "I am left with no choice!" "But on the other hand" "I am the Mayor of this town, I am obligated to report this" "Every muchacho has his venom" "I will announce to all the officials that there's a treasure hidden in Sideroad Town" "And I will let Xin know that..." "I am her greatest treasure!" "Pick it up, we can barbeque the pigeon" "There's a message attached to it" "What does it say, Chief?" "There is treasure hidden in Sideroad Town" "Send over support immediately" "Sideroad Town" "Pass this message to every branch" "Tell them we're going on a treasure hunt" "Sir..." "Your forehead is dark and your face is fierce" "I fear that imminent danger will fall upon you, must be cautious..." "Shut up, you darn head!" "Don't you know there's a treasure here?" "I'm here to seek my fortune" "Curse me again, and I'll gouge out your eyeballs" "The fate is written, nothing can be changed" "According to the map we are at Sideroad Town" "Once we cross Mount Cloud, we'll reach the Black Lake" "This should be where the treasure is" "The map only points out a rough direction" "That red spot covers a huge area" "I think it should probably be... here!" "Are there any other clues on the map?" "The Generals shall leave "The Three Fortunes"" "So..." "Look at that rock!" "Doesn't it look like a huge peach?" "It does..." "The word "Prosperity" is engraved on it" "What prosperity?" "The Three Fortunes, Prosperity..." "peach represents Long Life" "We're missing Health" "It comes between Prosperity and Long Life" "Health... what about a green tree?" "Does that work?" "If you use a little imagination and shift the characters around a bit the tree would look like the word Health" "But what does it all mean?" "There is treasure" "Men die in search of wealth" "It is no longer safe to be here..." "A bunch of beggars..." "It ain't easy to survive" "They won't achieve much" "True that..." "Hello..." "You're here, too" "Chu!" "My dear cousin" "How is your wife?" "She's doing fine" "What brings you here?" "I hear there's a treasure hidden here somewhere" "Treasure?" "Jackie Chan, I have finally found you" "You killed my family and took all our money" "An eye for an eye, you shall pay your debt" "I'm not Jackie Chan, you're mistaking me as someone else" "Don't deny it, I'd recognize that nose anywhere" "I'm Jackie Tang!" "You..." "Hey Bro!" "He's not Chan, he's Tang!" "Jackie Tang?" "And who are you?" "Mind your own business" "What did you just say to me?" "Mr. Lau, I think Jackie Chan is over there" "Where's Jackie Chan?" "Here!" "You're all Jackie Chan?" "Yes!" "You guys got nothing better to do?" "Why are you all dressed up like me?" "Why would we want to dress up like you?" "I am famous for my nose!" "Jackie Chan's nose is way bigger!" "But I've never had any work done" "Ours is genuine, too!" "Mr. Lau, we better figure this out first" "Stop imitating me" "Idolizing me is good, but this is too much!" "Jackie Tang, I don't recall your nose being this big" "I think you're trying to be Jackie Chan" "I think you're trying to be Jackie Chan" "Ricky, I think they're trying to be Jackie Tang" "Not too long ago they had completely different hairstyle" "That's correct!" "You're wrong!" "No, you're wrong!" "I'm right, Tang is copying Chan!" "What's the fuss?" "Jackie Chang?" "No, it's Jackie Cheng!" "Jackie Cheng?" "That sounds familiar..." "It's that dude who always mumbles through his songs" "Which one is it?" "Let's have an autograph" "No" "I'm the one who mumbles through songs" "Geeze... stop imitating me..." "Hey, that looks cool!" "Hey, show some more respect to your seniors" "Por favor you're not in your prime anymore!" "What's that supposed to mean?" "It means you're freaking dinosaurs!" "Who are you to judge?" "Nobody understands what you're singing" "Can you mumble through your songs like me?" "Let me be the judge, go on, sing!" "Who the hell are you?" "Get outta here!" "I told you to listen to me, and you wouldn't" "You're in serious trouble now, the Imperial Army is here" "They're gonna kick your ass!" "All of your asses!" "Who dares to block my way?" "I am the Mayor of this town" "What's a Mayor?" "You're too stupid to know" "I'm an officer appointed by the Ming Government" "What are you?" "We're the invading Manchurian Army" "So, you're the Mayor?" "Order everyone to come out and surrender" "Surrender!" "Move" "Let's go." "I guess my pigeon flew a bit too far" "I had no idea you'd travel all the way out here..." "You're not attracting Persians to us, are you?" "Should I learn to speak French?" "Bonjour !" "Je m'appelle..." "What's the next line?" "When the Three Stars turn, luck will arrive" "Everyone inside listen up, lay down your weapons" "Hand over the treasure, and surrender immediately" "Surrender immediately!" "We don't even know where the treasure is!" "We're handing in crap!" "There are so many caves" "This place is like a maze" "Which one should we go?" "When the Three Stars turn, luck will arrive" "So..." "Hold this for me" "Didn't you say the map changes when it's soaked with water?" "There's water here, let's try it out" "If you don't come out and surrender, we'll kill everyone inside" "Kill!" "Kil!" "Kill!" "Listen to me, we shouldn't be fighting against each other" "We should fight against them, follow me!" "Na-Lan" "I have indeed found what I'm looking for" "I'm looking right at him" "Changgong" "I will prove to everyone today" "I am truly the Supreme Master of Martial Arts!" "Wow, these handwrittings look beautiful!" "But I understand none of the meanings" "Hey, college boy" "Can you tell me what they say?" "E, S, W, N" "What do they mean?" "East, South, West, North" "East, South, West, North?" "The Three Stars do not go upside down..." "The Three Stars do not go upside down" "What?" "The game of east south west north" "I used to play it all the time when I was a kid" "Three Stars... upside down..." "Could it mean the direction here?" "It's 3 in the afternoon now so the east would be there" "Take 6 steps east, 1... 2... 3..." "It worked!" "I'm so clever!" "You already are the Supreme Master" "Haven't I lost to you already?" "I don't want a fake reputation" "I have to defeat you with my sword" "We should have left the maze by now" "This map is amazing" "Wei, how did you figure it out?" "I'm good at anything, as long as I don't need to use my head" "There's more ahead..." "Na-Lan disobeyed my orders by heading in first" "So what if he's superior in Martial Arts" "It's the age of firearm" "Bring out the cannon!" "I'll show them what supreme power is!" "Light the torch" "What is this?" "Some sort of trap" "What's the next line in the song?" "Big changes shall fall upon us now" "Is that related to this?" "Yes, I think so" "It may have something to do with these characters" "The word Big" "There's Change" "Maybe we should follow the order of the line?" "We got it!" "Come" "We made it" "It's your turn!" "But I don't know how to read" "And I can't remember which characters you stepped on" "Here, let me teach you the first character" "Big, try ot find it" "Big" "Yes" "I see it!" "Come!" "What is it?" "Here, let me help you" "Be careful!" "Wait, nobody move" "I think we aren't supposed to step on 2 characters at the same time" "What should we do?" "This isn't fun anymore" "Hold on, I think I know what to do" "Anything that won't require me to use my brain" "Tell me" "This is Big" "Which one is Change?" "This one" "That one with 3 dots" "I see it, it's this one" "Listen to me" "I'm gonna count to 3, and you'll jump as high as you can" "I promise you'll be fine" "Listen 1... 2... 3!" "Didn't I say you'd be fine?" "Yeah" "But why didn't you just directly jump over?" "You didn't have to make it so complicated" "Told you I don't use my head a lot" "The next character" "Which one is it?" "I think it's Come" "Where is the word?" "It should be... behind there" "How are we gonna jump over?" "Just jump over at the count of 3" "Then you can jump back here and get me" "Okay" "Wait, can you try to be a little more gentle?" "Fine 1, 2, 3!" "Well?" "I thought you knew how to master the hing-gong" "How come you're this heavy?" "Are you calling me fat?" "No" "Fat and heavy are 2 different things Next character!" "Gotta let them know, physical combat is no longer the trend..." "Release!" "Mother!" "You..." "Open the door!" "How come your ring is on my finger?" "Just keep it then" "What is this place?" "Wow, there really is a treasure!" "Come help me move it down" "Are you okay?" "Watch out!" "Father!" "Mother!" "Mother, are you all right?" "Are you okay?" "Who are you?" "What is this?" "Emperor Ming's hidden treasure..." "No" "The Manchurian Army plans to get rid of me" "I'm tired of military life anyways" "I have the Emperor Ming treasure now" "I will be the richest man in the world!" "No!" "Get over here." "What do you want?" "Let go of me!" "Open it" "So what if you're strong?" "You still can't open it!" "You need a brainer for that!" "You listen to me, if you let us go" "We'll open it for you, right?" "Okay, deal!" "The 7 elements added with another 3" "All the fortune will come alive" "The 7 elements added with another 3..." "All the fortune will come alive" "How do 7 elements add to another 3?" "The 7 elements of learning..." "that adds to our fortune..." "Is it what I think it is..." "The 7 elements added with another 3..." "All the fortune will come alive" "Judge Liu had to learn how to read before he could pass the Imperial Exam" "Arithmetic was his strong suit" "Arithmetic is... mathematics... 7 elements added with another 3..." "it's a mathematics expression" "7, 3 7030?" "7 minus 3 equals 4 7 plus 3 equals 10" "Means 7310" "Then 7304" "Means 7321" "It's open" "Let go of her." "Get lost!" "Are you okay?" "I was born to humble beginnings, and understand the hardship of my people I work hard everyday in order to stay alive" "I fought to stay warm and fed conquering the world with my spade" "A simple motive, but I end up becoming the Emperor" "I'm rich but I'm trapped in the Palace" "Fucking A?" "Shut up, I know how to read" "Fucking A. This is not what I wanted" "What I love most is my spade" "This farming spade kept me alive" "It helped me build a new empire" "When I stole a chicken from the widow next door" "My spade enabled me to dig a hole to cook the chicken" "The Beggar's Chicken dish, cooked with 5 different spices" "It was delicious!" "So my most valued treasure is none other than... this spade" "What's going on?" "Get out of here, pronto!" "Changgong!" "Changgong!" "Run... run!" "Dad!" "Run..." "Changgong!" "Run!" "Changgong!" "Changgong, come out please" "I finally realize what my real treasure is" "Come out please, Changgong!" "Come out please!" "Changgong... don't you remember?" "We have yet to complete our sonata" "Changgong!" "Dad!" "Dad's fine!" "Dad looks fine!" "Subtitles:" "Arigon" "Today is the grand opening of Emperor Ming's Theme Park" "It is also the second day of the discovery of a rare treasure" "And what is the treasure?" "It is this fantastic spade I'm now holding in my hand" "We can tend our lands with it" "The harvest provide us food" "As long as we have food to feed, we'll get lives to live" "So... freaking living life is all that matters!"