"Pete!" "Oh, my God!" "Pete!" "Pete!" "Wake up, Pete!" "Don't worry." "I'm gonna get some help." "You have to help us!" "We've been in a car accident." "My boyfriend is hurt really bad." "You're not from around here, are you?" "What?" "No." "No, I'm not." "My name is Lisa." "Please help us." "Pete is unconscious." "Okay." "Wait here." "I'll get the keys for the ambulance." " What do we have here?" " A car accident." "Take him to Operating Room number... 2." "I'm Doctor Anderson." "What happened?" "There was a deer on the road." "We didn't see it in time." "Pete lost control of the car." "Next thing I remember," "I was lying on a muddy field, bleeding." " Was Pete awake when you left him?" " No." "No, he wasn't." "What're you doing around here so late at night?" "Nothing." "We're just on a holiday." "Just... driving around the country." "We thought that it would be nice to see the border." "Is Pete going to be okay?" "Uh, yes." "Everything's going to be fine." "Don't you worry." "I've asked the nurse to come over as soon as possible... to take a look at this cut." "This is a mental institution." "It's forbidden to walk around in the hospital." "We have many dangerous patients here." "It's for your own safety." "Please stay here." "How is Pete?" "No news yet." "Pete is still in surgery." "Let's have a look at that wound of yours, come with me." "Please sit down." "Let's get some light." "Yeah, I think it needs a couple of stitches." "You have lots of films there." "Yeah, we have a few." "It's our hobby." "What was that?" " What?" " That screaming." "That was nothing..." "nothing out of the ordinary." "I have been here so long," "I don't recognize those screams anymore." "Let me see." "It's 1974." "That means I have been here..." "25 years." "This must be an old hospital." "Yes." "Over a hundred years old." "Are there many of you here?" "Just a few on the night shift." "But more come in the morning, 'cause we have almost a hundred patients here." "It's ready." "It's not much to look at, but you're not bleeding anymore." "I'm going to see how your boyfriend is doing, I'll be right back." "You can go down to the break room and get yourself a cup of coffee." "Help!" "Help!" "Kill me!" "Kill me now!" "Didn't I tell you it was forbidden to walk around in here?" "It would have been my responsibility if something had happened to you." "Well, I..." "I didn't know." "I heard a voice..." "We have many murderers and rapists in here." "Death isn't the worst thing that could happen to you." "I came to tell you the operation was a success." "Everything's going to be fine." " When can I see him?" " Straightaway if you'd like... but I'd advise against it, he's still sleeping." "Maybe you should think about sleep yourself, you look tired." "What's..." "What's wrong with his eye?" "It's missing, another patient gouged out his eye and ate it." "Come along." "I'll get you a room for the night." "I would rather check into a hotel." "You can't get out of here until the morning when the bus comes." "We're a long way from the city." "There's a raging storm outside." "The telephone lines have been cut." "And besides, a taxi wouldn't come here anyway." "Nurse, prepare a room for her on this floor." "I think Room number 7 is available." "Good night, Lisa." "Tomorrow's a brand-new day." "I don't think that works." "Good night." "Could you please leave it open?" "It feels strange sleeping here." "Stay here no matter what." "My eye!" "You ate my eye!" "Pete." "Didn't you lock the door?" "I can hear her!" "She's in the basement!" "What are you doing?" "Come here." "Come here." "You missed her." "You imbecile!" "Oh, my God!" "Lisa..." " Lisa." " Pete." "What have they done?" "Lisa, you have to kill me." "No." "No." "They are insane." "They will never stop." "Please." "It hurts!" "I can't take it anymore." "Please end this now." "I can't." "I'm gonna get you out." "No!" "No!" "No." "Save yourself." "Look at me, baby." "I'm gonna die anyways." "If you love me, you'll do it now!" "Please!" "Just do it, baby." "Just do it." "I can't do this!" "It's the only way." "I love you, baby." "I love you too." "Brava!" "I was right." "I felt it immediately when I first met you." "You're a natural-born killer." "Are you ready for your grand finale, Lisa?" "Stop." " Please." " Oh, don't worry." "You're going to be a big star." "Cut!" "Cut, cut, cut." "What happened?" "The production designer didn't do her job properly." "You can see a reflection of the camera in the mirror." "Anna!" " Do we have to do it again?" " Yes." "What's wrong?" "You didn't fix the mirror." "You can see the camera in it." "Put something on it, and do it quickly." "We haven't got all day." " What time is it?" " Almost 5:30." " Is there time for a smoke?" " Yeah, sure, sure." "Okay." "Chop-chop, people." "Get to work." "You're doing really well." "This is gonna be great." " Thank you." " This film is gonna be... like a Saw or a Hostel kinda thing, you know." "Well, I hope there'll be many sequels." "Yeah." "I have some ideas about that." "Silent Creek II:" "The Beginning." "Well, none of that prequel stuff." "I mean, something that gives me more work." "Well, I'm not really sure if your character's gonna stay alive after all." "We might have to do an alternative ending." " That was excellent, right?" " Yes, Bruce." "I think the classic Christopher Lee approach is the way to go." " Absolutely." " So you're happy then." "Let's keep going." "Well, I was thinking that maybe we could do a couple of takes... where we take it easy a bit, you know?" " Not overdo it so much." " Mmm, I don't think so." "I think this is the way to go." "Believe me, I know how to create an unforgettably evil character." "You're looking at a man whom even Sam Raimi... couldn't convince of his acting technique." " And that boy's got a vision!" " Yeah." "I suppose you're right." "We should stick to the genre." "I'll see you in a bit, Bruce." " How's it going?" " Good." " Yeah." "I think this is gonna be fine." " Yeah, I'm sure it will." "The setting's great, but we could have shot this in L.A., you know." "But shooting it here is just as well." "This location is awesome." "This is the actual place where the murders took place." "It's ready." "It's free." "This would've cost a fortune in L.A." "Well, the walls and the ceiling, they're perfectly decayed." "You know, actually, I was thinking we should get a couple of angled shots." " You know, just to do the place justice." " Yeah, I suppose you're right." "I still think it's wrong." "I know that hospitals were a bit run down in the '70s... but they weren't as bad as this." "It's a film." "It's the Soviet Union." " Anything could have happened." " It's set in Finland." "Whatever!" "Same thing." "No one cares about the tiny details." "They're interested in the bigger picture." "Anyway, it's a horror film, right?" "Anything happens." "Yeah." "Whatever." "It's your film." "Your name, your problem." "Look." "How long till we can continue?" " About 10 minutes." " You've got five." "What's up with these Finns?" "Why's there always problems with them?" " Not enough California sun and vitamin D." " Yeah." "Too right." "Lisa though..." " She's easy to work with." " Yes." "I'm just gonna go listen to some more praise." "What's he smiling about?" "Fucking dickhead." "Yeah." "I mean, doesn't he realize that the film is..." " total crap?" " Yeah." "And what the fuck was up with that nightmare scene?" "He's making up these extra scenes all the time." "I wish I'd fucking known this." "You know, I would have been the boom operator for the next season of Idols." " Mmm." " Yeah." "And even that would have been better than this shit." "Yeah, and we'd get paid on time." "You know, if he still hasn't paid us on Friday, I'm leaving." "¶¶" "¶¶" "Powder fix." "Please spread it on evenly." "I've got my close-up shots soon." "Somebody's got to look good in this film." "Okay." "So let's stick with the same foundation you had on this morning." "Yeah." "It's stayed on pretty well." "Sit down." "I can't reach if you're standing up." "Speaking of reaching, I was once in a film... with Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito." "It was a black comedy." "And all the actors... all of us... were playing practical jokes on each other throughout the whole shoot." "One day, we were in this very small, hot studio." "Well, at the end of the day, I hit the showers." "I knew DeVito was right behind me." "Then I remembered this absolutely disgusting joke he played on me." "Now, I'm coming out of the shower and I'm thinking, payback time!" "Me, Bruce... six-point-two." "Danny... four-point, absolutely nothing!" "Mmm." "I take the showerhead." "I put it all the way at the top of the shower." "And then I leave, looking back and see DeVito go in." "I was pissing in my pants with laughter... this image of him jumping up and down to grab that showerhead." " Did DeVito get you back?" " No." "It was just a short gig for me." "Just a couple of days of filming." "Have you been doing a lot of acting in big Hollywood films?" "Oh, sure." "I was in James Cameron's Pariah II." "I've been in a bunch of Steven Seagal films." "Steve is a close personal friend of mine." "He's helped me with my acting." "I even know a couple of Finns." "I was a corpse in Renny Harlin's Prison." "But this is something else." "To think that they're making a film about something... that actually happened 30 years ago on this exact location." "Yeah, it's pretty freaky." "I read about this..." "Dr. Anderson, how he started to call himself "The Auteur"... because he was fascinated with French film directors from the '70s." "You know, like Godard and Truffaut." "Although he filmed, tortured and killed his own patients for real." "Ha!" "I don't think that's part of the French New Wave!" "I can't understand why anyone would want to make, let alone watch, snuff films." "What's the difference between a snuff film and Big Brother?" "People secretly want to watch other people behind a closed curtain." "They want to see someone's other side, the side they normally don't see." "I think he was basically good." "Nobody could be that bad." "And that's what fascinates me about this character." "I plan to portray him as being this touching and misunderstood man." "I know what the audience likes." "Believe me." " Do you like that?" " Yeah." " You want me to keep going?" " Yeah." " Then I want something too." " What?" "I want a sequel." "You're gonna be a star." "Yeah." "Get ready to scream!" "Cut!" "Yes!" "Excellent, people." "Good work." "Good shot." "Darius..." "Very good." "Very good." "Right." "Let's move on." "Next scene." "Next scene." "Hey, Jerry, it's Steven calling from Finland." "Hi, Steven." "How you doing?" "I'm good, thanks." "How are you?" "You in L.A.?" "Well, you know us producers..." "always working." "Actually, I'm at the studio right now." "I'm having a meeting with the studio executives about your film." "Everybody's really ramped up about it." "Okay." "That sounds great." "Listen." "I'm a little bit worried that there's a problem with the funding." " Is everything okay?" " No, no." "There's no problem." "Everything's in order." "Don't you worry." "Okay." "Good." "Because the Finnish crew said they'd quit if there's no money by Friday." "There will be." "I'm on it." "Look, um, I gotta go now." "The meeting started." "Call you later." "Bye." "Okay." "Bye." "Is this all right, Jerry?" "A little bit lower, darlin'." "All right." "We'll start recording the background sounds at the other end." "I don't think it even matters what we're doing in here." "This project will never see the light of day anyway." "I can't believe he decided to dub the whole soundtrack later on." "Yeah." "With those actors." "Good luck with that." " Like that would work." " Hey, listen to this." "Yeah, just a moment." "Yeah, that sounds great." "And... rolling." " Did you hear that?" " Hear what?" "Did you hear someone talking?" "No, I didn't hear a thing." "Do you still hear it?" "No." "Not anymore." "Maybe it came from upstairs." "Hey, what's that?" "I don't know." "Looks like a sealed room." "You know it can't be." "The only place we can't get in is the attic." "It is a room, and there's a light on." "That's impossible." " Hospital's electricity has been cut off." " Yeah?" "No." "It's been cut off for a long time." "For years." "Something's wrong." "Let's go and get the others." "Hey, hey." "Is this what I think it is?" "We've found them." "The Auteur's snuff films." "We've found them!" "How is this possible?" "Didn't the police take all the films in the '70s?" "Yes, but they found a small storage room next to the coffee lounge." "He had hidden a small snuff library behind some other legitimate films." "And if I have it right, the whole hospital was turned upside down." "Yes, but they didn't find these ones." "The police were suspicious because they couldn't find the darkroom... where the films had been developed, let alone where they would watch them." "During the investigation, the authorities compared the list of the patients... with those of the natural deaths that occurred... during the senior physician's time." "The records showed that there should have been more victims." "But there was no hard evidence until now." " Are you sure we should do that?" " I agree." " We should call the police." " Oh, come on!" "Let's see what it is." "It might be nothing." "Steven, don't turn it on." "I sure as hell am not watching anything." "It's insane." "You don't have to watch if you don't want to." " You can leave." "But I'm gonna to stay." " Why?" "We are making a film based on these snuff films, people." "A film about the man who's responsible for all of this." "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... to see what material he really produced." "Do you really want to let this opportunity pass you by?" "This is the best preproduction research ever." "Stay or leave." "I don't care." "I'm gonna watch the film." "That is fucking sick!" "I've had enough." "Wow." "That was hard-core." "Let's go out for a smoke." "Steven, what're you doing?" "What does it look like?" "I'm gonna watch another film." "Suit yourself, man." "I'm leaving." "No!" "Please!" "Oh, my God!" " I can't believe it." " How come no one ever found them?" "It makes me sick just thinking about it." "If you ask me, Steven's getting a bit too excited." "This is seriously fucked up." "We should call the police." "No, I don't think we should call them just yet." " Why not?" " Well, if we call them now, they're just gonna come and shut the place down." "We can say good-bye to our film and our pay." "I don't care about that." "I can't afford to walk away from this film." "I'm flat broke, and this is my ticket to better jobs." "What difference is it gonna make if we wait a while?" "These things happened 30 years ago." "We'll call them when we've finished shooting." "We'll do that." "I need some rest." "I'm getting to bed." "Good night, guys." "Good night." "What's wrong?" "Mari, what's wrong?" "I'm totally messed up." "Really scared." "Don't think about it anymore." "Everything's all right now." "Okay, guys!" "I have a change of plan." "I've got a new vision." "We're gonna shoot the torture scene in the boiler room first." " The set is not ready." " Well, I'm sure you can sort that out." " What's this?" " Don't worry." "You'll be like the original scream queen..." "Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween." "Okay, right. 15 minutes, rehearsal." "Get your shit together." "Lisa, Bruce, are you ready?" "I'm ready." "Let's try to do this in one take." "I hate retakes of a scene like this." " It ruins your concentration." " Yeah, well, we'll try, Bruce, okay?" " So, camera?" " We're ready." "Okay." "Right." "Let's do this, people." "Sound?" " Rollin'." " Camera?" " Rolling." " Slate up." "Okay, and remember, Lisa..." "with feeling." "And action." "Boom shadow." " I can see it in the background." " Cut!" "Just wasting film here, morons." "I'm telling you, in Hollywood a mistake like this... would cost tens of thousands of dollars." "Time is money." "Could you please move somewhere else, Klasu?" "I can't." "There's no room." "Why don't you move the fucking lights for once?" "You move your ass, Finnish boy." " What?" " What?" " What the fuck did you just say?" " "What the fuck did you just say?"" "Come on, guys." "Cut it out." "We can't move the lights." "The room's too small." "Move the fill closer to the wall." " Klasu, can you fit there?" " I guess I have to." "Okay, good." "Let's take this from the top." "Chop-chop, people." " Sound?" " Rollin'." " Camera?" " Rolling." "Slate up." "Action." "Pull harder." "Pull harder, Bruce." "It doesn't look fucking real." "Anna, do you have a lighter?" "Bruce, take this lighter." "Burn her ear." "That's it." "Yeah." "No, no, no!" "Do it for real!" "The hell you will!" "Steven, what the fuck?" "Yeah, maybe that's not a good idea, Bruce." "Sorry." "Um..." "We'll just do the suffocation after all and maybe add some blood?" "Anna, could you do that for me?" "But, Bruce, that was good work." "Okay." "So let's go again." "Take three." " Sound?" " Rollin'." " Camera?" " Rolling." "Slate up." "And action." "¶¶" "Lisa, this was an excellent day." "You got some great material." " Good." "I noticed you were on fire." " Ah." "You too." "You know, I'm telling you, you have a great career ahead of you." "With your talent, you really should consider moving to L.A." "Really?" " You think so?" " Definitely." "Would you help me getting started there?" "Of course." "I have plenty of contacts." "That sounds exciting." "I'm ready for anything." "What you doing?" "I'm listening to the background sounds that we recorded... in the basement yesterday." "What about them?" "I thought I heard something down there." "Maybe we caught it on tape." "There." "Did you hear it?" "Yeah." "What the hell is that?" "Play it again." "I don't know." "Hmm." "God!" "Who knows what secrets are hidden behind this door." "We'll never know." "None of the keys fit the lock." "It's a strong door." "We wont be able to break it down." "It's like they say in the movies..." "Some doors should never be opened." "Steven!" "Stop it." "Stop it!" "Fucking asshole!" "I told you to stop!" "You sick fuck!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "And stay the fuck away from me!" "Fucking bitch!" "Ahhh!" "Time for work, guys." "Come on." "Let's go." "Get your stuff." "Wake up." "We haven't got all day." "Fucking cut!" "It just doesn't look real enough, okay?" "You need to put in more energy, okay?" "Feel your character." "Action." "Cut!" "What the fuck is this, Bruce?" "And you, scream." "He's cutting you open." "From the top." "Camera." "Action." " Fucking cut!" " Cut!" " Cut!" " Fucking cut!" "You bunch of incompetent fucks!" "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Huh?" "Do any of you have any fucking vision?" "Do you know how to make a fucking motion picture?" "Mike!" "Darius!" "Where did you leave your skills?" "L.A.?" "Bruce, you're a fucking professional actor." "You're acting like a wet pile of shit." "Sort it out." "Fuck!" "This script I wrote last night." "This is the new fucking film." "This is what I'm gonna be remembered for." "This is the fucking masterpiece." "Wrap your heads around that, the lot of you." "And will you fucking Finnish film school fucks... from whatever fucking unpronounceable town you came from... go back there and learn your fucking skills?" "Fuck!" "Fucking fucks!" "Hi, guys." "What's up?" "It turned out we're having a day off." "Mr. Visionary went ape shit." "Steven's been acting strange all morning." " No idea what's wrong with him." " Yeah, and Bruce got really upset." "Well, you don't hear me complaining." "I'm fine having a day off." "Me and Erno bought this for the wrap party, but... fuck it." "Should I check up on Steven?" "No." "Let him sulk." "He'll be all right." "Just let him clear his head for a minute." "There's nothing to worry about." "We'll get back to work tomorrow morning." "Ah." "Tallyho." "Tallyho, bitches!" "Fuck!" "¶¶ Looking for the others ¶¶" "¶¶ Searching every room in the base ¶¶" " Hey, where you going, Mari?" " I'm going to bed." " Okay." "Good night." " Come on." "Don't go." "We'll play Spin the Bottle." "I'll take a rain check." " Spin the Bottle." " What's wrong with Spin the Bottle?" "What if someone sees us?" "No one's going to see us." "Trust me." "Bruce." "Bruce, wake up." "Bruce, wake up." "Steven, what's going on?" "Good." "You're awake." "We need to start filming." "At this time of night?" "What is this?" "We'll redo the scene from yesterday." " I know what was wrong with it now." " What?" "We should have shot it at night." "I know what to do now, and we'll be back on schedule tomorrow." "I'm glad to hear that." "I was a bit worried." "Okay." "Well, come to the same room." "We'll get it over and done with." "Don't forget your costume." "See you in five." "Ah, good morning, I guess." "Ah, you're already tied down." " Well, I'm ready to go." " Good." "You're already here." "So, this is how it goes." "We're gonna shoot you from behind that observation window over there." "Everybody's there waiting." "This is the tool that you'll kill her with." "It's one of those fake tools." "You know?" "See?" " That's good." " So, it goes like this." "You come in." "The camera's gonna follow you." "Walk up to her." "Look into her eyes." "Deliver your lines." "Press this hard into the top of her head and kill her." " Sure thing." " Cool." "Right." "I'll go and see if we're ready." "Hey, Darius." "Everything cool, Darius?" "Okay." "So here you go." "Ready when you are, Bruce." "Let's ventilate your thoughts a bit." "Cut the cameras!" "What's gone wrong?" "She's bleeding!" "Steve!" "What is going on?" "She's hurt!" "Cut the camera!" "Cut it, Steve!" " Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" " I don't know what's happened!" "Mike!" "Darius!" "Is anybody there?" "I can't see!" "I don't know what went wrong!" "She's dead!" "I'm gonna take a shower." "Oh, I hate going in there." "It's so far away." "You want me to come with you?" "We could go together." "No." "It's all right." "See you in a minute." "Hello!" "Is someone there?" "¶¶ Killing time Killing time ¶¶" "¶¶ Killing time Killing time ¶¶" "¶¶ Killing time Killing time ¶¶" "¶¶ I'm goin' down down, down, down ¶¶" "¶¶ Killing time Killing time ¶¶" "¶¶ Killing time Killing time ¶¶" "¶¶ Killing time Killing time ¶¶" " ¶¶ I'm goin' down, down ¶¶" " Hello." "¶¶ down, down, down ¶¶" "Is anybody there?" "Guys, I know." "Hospital, night, girl in a shower." "Come on and stop it." "¶¶" " Steven." "What's going on?" " Mari, get out!" "Get out of there!" "Steven's gone mad!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "He's gone insane!" "Rise and shine, Bruce." "Bruce?" "Morning." "Already here?" "Some of us never left." "Have you seen Mari anywhere?" "No." "We just came." "Why?" "She went for a shower last night and never came back." "Hmm." "Maybe she found better company." "Guess so." " Have you seen Steven?" " No." "I haven't seen anybody." " I couldn't find Bruce either." " Where is everybody?" "I'd bet my money on finding Steven in the theater..." " with all those sick films." " Yeah." "Wait." "Look at this." "Let's do what it says." "I don't want to see any more of that shit." "What the..." "Steven." "Let me go." "We are ready." "The camera is rolling." "Slate up." "I said slate up!" "You know what to do!" "Oh, my God." "Scene 16, take one." "Steven!" " Steven, let me go." " Action!" "Don't be jealous, guys." "You all have a role waiting for you in this film." "Sorry, Lisa." "There's no sequel for you." "Steven." "Let me go." "Steven." "Let me go." "I'm sorry, but Steven is not here anymore." "There's been a rewrite." "Steven." "You can call me The Auteur." "No." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." " He's fucking insane." " We can't stay here." "We should stick together and wait for the police." "I can't get through." "There's no signal." "How?" "The phones were working perfectly well before." "I think we should get the hell out of here right now." "I agree." "Are you ready for the final act?" "I fixed this camera just for you people." "So you better pay attention." "I had a little disagreement with Bruce on how his role should be played." "I hate overacting." "I think we need to cut it down a bit." "No!" "No!" "Steven, you can't kill me!" "I'm your male lead!" "No, Bruce." "You were the actor playing the part of The Auteur." "But I'm the real deal." "You're going straight to the cutting room floor!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Come on." " I swear to God, if I catch that fuck..." " We must go on foot." " Erno, get out." "Let's go." " Shit!" " Guys, I can't find Mike." "Come on." " What?" "Mike." "Mike!" " We have to find him." " Where have you looked?" "Wait..." "You're not seriously planning on going in there?" "We must find Mike before something happens to him." "Bullshit!" "That's fucking crazy." "There's one man in there." "If we stay together, we'll make it." "No, we won't." "I've felt it ever since we found those snuff films." "And then I heard it on Erno's tapes." "There's something down there," " and it ain't no man." " Just shut up." "The line has to be drawn here, no further." "We're gonna make him pay for what he's done." "Now, let's go." "Please, Klasu." "Come on." "Can't you see?" "This is like a bad movie." " I ain't coming." " Please, you must." "You go." "I'll be fine." "Well, I'll be sorry." "Come on, man." "Mike." "Mike." "Mike!" "What the fuck?" "Anna." "Mike!" "Mike." "Mike." " We heard banging." " It's just the window." "Where is he?" "Let's keep moving, guys." "Klasu." "Come on, you fuck." "Mike?" "Hey, guys." "Up here." "What the hell?" "Look." "What's this?" "What is this?" "Who made this?" "It's not handheld." "It's got dolly shots and lights and everything." "Steven hasn't made this." "He's in the shots." "And the camera is moving." "Are you ready for your grand finale, Lisa?" "This is my footage." "I shot this." "Stop." "It's the scene that kept going wrong because of your reflection on the mirror." "Wait a minute." "Skeleton Crew?" "What happened to Silent Creek"?" "It's us." "The Skeleton Crew..." "it's us." " What the hell you talking about?" " Look at us." "We are the Skeleton Crew." "This is about us." "All of it." "Don't you get it?" "We're in a mental institution in the middle of nowhere." "Phones stopped working, people are going missing one by one." "And Steven has gone mad and has started killing people." " I wanna see how this ends." " This is a fucking joke." "When did this happen?" "You got to be fucking kidding me." "I can't see anything." "Is there a camera hidden in the wall?" "No." "There's nothing there." "Somehow we're inside a film, a horror film." "That's why things have gone like they have." "I went all lezzy with Mari, and I'm as straight as an arrow, for God's sake." "People are going missing one at a time." "The phones and cars are not working." "And Steven has turned into this... serial killer." " Are you out of your mind?" " Think about it." "How come we found the original films all of a sudden?" "How come the police didn't find them 30 years ago... when they blew the whole hospital to pieces?" "How has Steven managed to kill two people... without anyone hearing or seeing anything?" " Come on." " There will be more killings." "Remember the rules of horror films." "The group is being killed one by one in the weirdest ways possible." "There's always someone who survives." "Like the main character." "Well, sometimes." "Don't bother." "It won't open." "I tried." "I don't even know how I got in here." "I..." "I remember going to bed." "Then I woke up in here." "I saw you sitting over there, and..." "There's no way out of here." "If it hadn't been for you, I'd be out of here by now." "Really?" "Well, find a way out of here now." "Mike, how do you like my light?" " Steven." "Steve, is that you?" " No." "There's no Steven here." "Klasu, I thought you Finns could handle your liquor." "Fuck you, Steven." "Let us go." "You've had your fun." "No." "Not yet." "We need to play a little game first." "What the fuck is this?" "Hey." "Hey, Steven, this isn't fucking funny anymore." "Get down here and open this door." "I want out of this hole." " Shut up." " You're wasting your time." "He's insane." " Mari and Bruce are dead." " What?" "That dickless fuck killed them." "Yeah, you hear me?" "You're a dickless fuck!" "Get down here, and I'll rip your fucking head off!" "Calm down, Klasu." "I'm on your side." "All these years the lighting guys have been fucking you around." ""Move over there." "The lights are going here"." ""There's a boom shadow on the wall"." "Well, now it's time for you to get some payback." "And I know you want it." "Don't let your people down." "Rules are simple, gentlemen." "The one who wins, walks." "Cut." "That's a wrap." "Excellent." "You fuck." "Let me go now." "Next scene." "No." "Open the fucking door." "Just wait a while." "We have to light you up a bit." "What are you doing?" " Open the fucking door!" " Just a warning." "Things might get a little bit hot." " I'm gonna fucking kill you!" " Get ready for your close-up." "Fuck." "Shit." "Hey, guys, listen up." "Klasu is really messed up." "You've got to find him right now." "I'll stay here by the monitor." "If I see Steven, I'll let you know." "Steven!" "Can I have your attention, please?" "I have an announcement to make." "The following scene may be unsuitable for a young audience." "It contains violence and bad language." "Thank you." "I almost forgot." "The crew in the attic may experience some loud noises... that may also be hazardous to their health." "Fuck!" "This isn't gonna work." "Shit." "We can't get out." " Let's go to the basement." " Are you crazy?" "We are in a horror film, right?" "So we must play by the rules if we want to survive." "Everybody keep moving." "Lisa, step aside." "Let me lead the way." "In here." "Let's go." "Shit." "It's a dead end." "You're getting us nowhere." "Follow me." "Ah, shut up." "Watch your step." "Stop it." "We know you like to be the main character." "I get that." "But will you just shut the fuck up?" "I'm just trying to get us out of here..." "So... it seems he wasn't the star of the film after all." "Stay away from us, you sick fuck." "Do we have a winner?" "I think I'll save you for last." "I want that bitch first." "Anna, don't run." "Wait." "Hey." "Let me go." "I'm gonna die anyway." "I won't leave you." "We'll make it through this." "I swear." "No." "He can come and go as he pleases." "We're safe nowhere." "I want out of here, please." " Trust me." " It's easy for you to say." "You're the main character here." "I'm not." "Hey, wait!" "Thank you, Darius." "That's a wrap." "What?" "Check at the gates?" "There is no second take." "Anna!" "I'm sorry, Lisa." "I have to try this." "Please forgive me." "Whoever wrote this script should have his ass removed." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Lisa." "Anna." "What has he done?" "Lisa." "You have to kill me." "No." "I'm hurting." "I'm hurting bad." "Please." "I can't take this anymore." "Do it before he comes." "No." "I'm gonna get you out." "Look at me." "I'm gonna die anyway." "If you care for me, you'll do it... now." " I can't do this." " It's the only way." "Somehow we're inside a film." "Can't you see?" "This is like a bad movie." "The Skeleton Crew... it's us." "Are you ready for your grand finale, Lisa?" "Lisa, you have to kill me." "Lisa, you have to kill me." "Cut." "You can call me The Auteur." "No!" "No!" "You're not gonna ruin my film, you stupid bitch." "Finish the scene." "Finish it!" "You're the one with no sequel." "Anna." "Did you really think you could kill me?" "In this film," "I have the final cut." "No, you don't." "I can fuck up your film." "The director's cut." "Lights." "Camera." "Action." "¶¶ They lie about the pain ¶¶" "¶¶ Truth on their empty faces ¶¶" "¶¶ And they stay awake ¶¶" "¶¶ For you ¶¶" "¶¶ To be safe ¶¶" "¶¶ Saints keep breaking ¶¶" "¶¶ But entirely holding their own ¶¶" "¶¶ Never giving in ¶¶" "¶¶ They've hidden all their sins ¶¶" "¶¶ Deep down within ¶¶" "¶¶ Undergone everything ¶¶" "¶¶ For you ¶¶" "¶¶ To be safe ¶¶" "¶¶ Saints keep breaking ¶¶" "¶¶ But entirely holding their own ¶¶" "¶¶ Never giving in ¶¶" "¶¶ Godforsaken ¶¶" "¶¶ And doomed to bare their ¶¶" "¶¶ Souls ¶¶" "¶¶ And even if they find ¶¶" "¶¶ What divides them from grace ¶¶" "¶¶ They keep on breaking ¶¶" "¶¶ And even if they were ¶¶" "¶¶ Reprieved from their pain ¶¶" "¶¶ They keep on breaking ¶¶" "¶¶ Still pure in their hearts ¶¶" "¶¶ In their acclaims ¶¶¶¶" "Aw, mate, that really sucked." "Weren't even any fucking tits."