"This is Agent Leland Turbo." "I have a flash transmission for Agent Finn McMissile." "[In Spanish] Walt Disney Pictures presents." "Finn, my cover's been compromised." "Everything's gone pear-shaped." "[In Spanish] A Pixar Animation Studios production." "You won't believe what I found out here." "This is bigger than anything we've ever seen." "And no one even know it exists." "Finn, I need backup." "But don't call the cavalry." "It could blow the operation." "And be careful." "It's not safe out here." ""Let's go!"" " Transmitting my grids, now." "Good luck." "Cars 2" "[In Spanish] Going where no car's been before." "40° 6.80' N Latitude, 172° 23.84' W Longitude Pacific Ocean." "Alright, buddy." "We're here." "Right where you paid me to bring you." "Question is, why?" "I'm looking for a car." "A car?" "Ha!" "Hey pal, you can't get any further away from land than out here." "Exactly where I want to be." "Well, I got news for you, buddy." "There's nobody out here but us." ""What are you doing out here?"" "What does it look like, genius?" "I'm crabbing." " Well, turn around." "And go back where you came from." "Yeah, and who's gonna make me?" "Alright, alright!" "Don't get your prop in a twist!" "What a jerk!" "Sorry, buddy." "Looks like it's the end of the line." "Buddy?" ""02"" ""Incoming:" "All workers report to the loading dock."" "Leland Turbo, this is Finn McMissile." "I'm at the rally point, over." ""Alright, fellas." "You know the drill."" "Leland, it's Finn." "Please, respond." "Over." ""Come on, guys."" ""These crates ain't gonna unload themselves."" "[In German] What's going on here?" "[In German] Get out of my way!" "Too many cars here, out of my way." "Professor Zündapp?" ""Here it is, Professor."" ""You wanted to see this before we load it."" "Ah, yes." "Very carefully." "[In German] Very good." " Oh, a TV camera." "What does it actually do?" "This camera is extremely dangerous." "What are you up to now, Professor?" ""This is valuable equipment."" "Make sure it is properly secured for the voyage." "You got it." " "Hey, Professor Z!"" ""This is one of those British spies we told you about."" ""Yeah, this one we caught sticking his bumper..."" "where it didn't belong." "Agent Leland Turbo." "Ah!" "It's Finn McMissile!" " Hey, get him!" "After him!" "He's seen the camera!" "Kill him!" ""All hands on deck." "All hands on deck."" ""314 FMCM"" "Come on!" "Get him!" "After him!" "Come on!" "What?" "Get to the boats!" "He's getting away!" " Not for long." ""He's dead, Professor."" "[In German] Wonderful." "With Finn McMissile gone, who can stop us now." "Mater." "Tow Mater, that's who." "Is here to help you!" "Hey, Otis!" " Hey-hey, Mater." "I..." "Uh.." "Oh, gosh." "I'm so sorry." "I thought I could make it this time, but.." "Smooth like pudding, huh?" "Who am I kidding?" "I'll always be a lemon." "Well, dad-gum." "You're leaking oil again." "Must be your gaskets." "Hey, look on the bright side." "This is your 10th tow this month." "So that means it's on the house." "You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater." "Hey, don't sweat it." "Shoot." "These things happen to everybody, Otis." "But you never leak oil." " Yeah, but I ain't perfect." "Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is starting to show through." "Hey, is Lightning McQueen back yet?" "Not yet." "He must be crazy excited about winning his 4th Piston cup." "Four!" "Wow!" "Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him." "But I sure wish he'd hurry up and get back." "'Cause we got a whole summer worth of best friend fun to make up for." "Just me and..." "McQueen!" "McQueen." " Mater, I'm in no hurry!" "You don't need to go so fast." " Hey, everyone!" "McQueen's back!" "McQueen's back!" "McQueen back!" "McQueen's back!" "McQueen's back!" "Hey, everyone!" "McQueen's back!" "Oh, Lightning." "Welcome home!" "Good to have you back, honey." " Congratulations, man." "Welcome home, soldier." "The place wasn't the same without you, son." "What?" "Did he go somewhere?" "It's good to be home, everybody." "Mater!" " McQueen!" "Mater!" " McQueen!" "Hey, how far did you make this time, Otis?" "Halfway." "To the county line." "Oh, not bad, man!" " I know, I can't believe it either." "McQueen!" "Welcome back!" "Mater, it's so good to see you." " You too, buddy." "Oh, man." "You ain't gonna believe the things I got planned for us." "Boy, these best friend greetings." "They get longer every year." "You ready to have some serious fun?" "Well, actually." "I've got something to show you first." "[In Spanish] Champion:" "Lightning McQueen." "Wow!" "I can't believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our vey own Doc Hudson." "I know Doc said these things were just old cups." "But to have someone else win it just didn't feel right, you know." "[In Spanish] Hudson Hornet:" "Champion of all times." "Well, Doc would've been real proud of you." "That's for sure." "Alright, pal." "I've been waiting all summer for this." "What do you got planned?" " Ho-ho-ho!" "You sure you can handle it?" "Come on, you know who you're talking to?" "This is Lightning McQueen." "I can handle anything." "Uh, Mater?" " Just remember:" "your brakes ain't gonna work on this." "Mater?" " Ah, relax." "This train track ain't been used in years." "Faster!" "Faster!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Just go faster!" "Oh!" "Wow!" "Yeah, uh.." "I don't know..." " What did you think?" "This is gonna be good." "Did you see that?" "Uh-oh, this ain't gonna be good." "Boy, this was the best day ever." "And my favourite souvenir, this new dent." "Boy, Mater, today was.." "Ah.." " Shoot, that was nothing." "Wait, 'til you see what I got planned for tonight." "Mater, Mater, woah." "I was kinda' thinking of just a quiet dinner." "Hey, that's exactly what I was thinking." "N-no, I-I meant with Sally, Mater." "Even better." "You, me and Miss Sally going out for supper." "Mater, I meant it would be just me and Sally." "Oh." "You know, just for tonight." "Uh." "We'll do whatever you want tomorrow." "Okay." "Thanks for understanding." " Yeah." "Sure." "Y'all go on and have fun now." "Alright, then." "See you soon, amigo." ""Oh, this is so nice."" "I can't tell you how good it is to be here alone." "Just the two of us." "Finally, you and me." ""Good evening."" " Oh." "My name is Mater, and I'll be your waiter." "Mater the waiter, that's funny right there." "What.. you.." "Mater?" "Wha.." "You work here?" "Well, yeah I work here." "What did you think?" "I just snuck in here when nobody was looking." "And pretended to be your waiter,.." "just so I could hang out with you." "Oh, yeah." "How ridiculous would that be?" "Now can I start you two lovebirds off with couple of drinks?" "Yes, I'll have my usual." "You know what, I'm gonna have that too." "Uh.." "Right." "Your usual." "Thanks, man." "Grazie, Guido." " Guido!" "What's McQueen's usual?" "[In Italian] How should I know?" "Perfect. give me two of them." " Quiet!" "Our programme's on." ""Tonight, on the Mel Dorado Show.."" "His story gripped the world." "Oil billionaire, Miles Axlerod." ""In an attempt to become the first car to.."" ""circumnavigate the globe without GPS."" ""Ironically, ran out of gas."" ""And found himself trapped in the wild."" ""Feared dead, he emerged 36 days later."" ""Running on a fuel, he distilled himself from the natural elements."" ""Since then, he sold his oil fortune."" ""Converted himself from a gas-guzzler into an electric car."" ""And has devoted his life to finding a renewable clean-burning fuel."" ""Now he claims to have done it with his Allinol."" ""And to show the world what his new super fuel can do.."" ""he's created a racing competition like no other."" ""Inviting the greatest champions from around the globe.."" ""to battle in the first ever World Grand Prix."" "Welcome Sir Miles Axlerod." "Thank you, Mel." "It is very, very good to be here." "Now, listen to me." "Big oil." "It costs a fortune." "Pollution is getting worse." "I mean, come on." "It's fossil fuel." "Fossil!" "As in "dead dinosaurs."" "And we all know what happened to them." "Alternative energy is the future." "Trust me, Mel." "After seeing Allinol in action at the World Grand Prix.." ""nobody will ever go back to gasoline, again."" "What happened to the dinosaurs, now?" ""And on satellite.."" "a World Grand Prix competitor.." "and one of the fastest cars in the world, Francesco Bernoulli." "It is an honor, Signore Dorado." "For you." "Miles, why not invite Lightning McQueen?" "Huh?" "What?" " Of course, we invited him." "But apparently after his very long racing season.." "he is taking some time off to rest." "The Lightning McQueen would not have a chance against Francesco." "Huh?" " I can go over 300 kilometers an hour." "In miles.." "That is like, uh..." "You know, wa-way faster than McQueen." "Let's go to the phones." "Baltimore, Maryland." "You're on the air." ""Am I on, hello?"" "You're on." "Go ahead." " "Hello?"" "Go ahead, caller." " "Hell.."" "Let's go to Radiator Springs." "You're on, caller." ""Yeah, that Italian feller you got on there.."" ""can't talk that way about Lightning McQueen."" ""He's the bestest racecar in the whole wide world."" "Uh-oh!" "If he is." "How you say, "the bestest racecar," then why must he rest?" "Huh?" ""'Cause he knows what's important."" ""Every now and then, he prefers just to slow down."" ""Enjoy life."" " Ah!" "You heard it!" "Lightning McQueen prefers to be slow." "Of course, this is not new to Francesco." "When I want to go to sleep, I watch one of his races." "After 2 laps, I am out cold." ""That ain't what I meant."" ""Hey, what's going on over there?"" ""He is afraid of Francesco." "This is..."" ""That's that Italian formula car."" "His name is..." " Francesco Bernoullli." "No wonder there's a crowd." "Wait, how do you know his name?" "And don't say it like that, it's 3 syllables not 10." "What?" "He's nice to look at." "You know, open-wheeled and all." "What's wrong with fenders?" " Nothing." "I thought you liked my fenders." ""Let me tell you something else here, Mr. San Francisco."" " Mater?" ""McQueen can drive circles around you!"" "Driving in circles, is all he can do, no?" ""No!" "I mean, yes." "I mean, he can beat you anywhere."" ""Any time, any track."" " Mel, can we move on?" "Francesco needs a caller who can provide..." ""a little more intellectual stimulation." "Like a Dump truck."" ""Ha-ha." "That shows what you know." "Dump trucks is dumb."" "Hey!" "Yeah, hi." "This is Lightning McQueen." "The Lightning McQueen, huh?" " "Look, I don't appriciate.." "my best friend being insulted like that."" "McQueen, that was your best friend?" "Oh." "This is the difference between you and Francesco." "Francesco knows how good he is." "He does not need to surround himself with Tow-trucks to prove it." ""Yeah, those are.."" "strong words from a car that is so fragile." "Fragilé?" "He calls Francesco, 'fragilé.'" "Not so fast, McQueen." ""Not so fast," what is that your new motto?" "Motto?" "[In Italian] This is the last time I come to this ridiculous show." "Well, this sounds like something that needs to be settled on the race course." "What do you say, Lightning McQueen?" "We still got room for one more racer." "Well, I would love to the only thing is.." "my crew is off for the season, so..." "[In Spanish] Go team Lightning McQueen!" "Pit stop." "You know what, they just got back." "Deal me in, baby." ""Ka-chow!"" "I know." "I know, I just go back." "But we won't be long." " Oh, no." "Don't worry about me." "I mean, I've got enough to do here." "Mater's gonna have a blast, though." "You're bringing Mater, right?" "You never bring him to any of your races." "Just let him sit in the pits." "Give him a headset." "Come on, it'll be a thrill of a lifetime for him." "Your drink, sir." " Mater." "I didn't taste it." "How would you like to come and see the world with me?" "Ah!" "You mean it!" "Yeah." "You got me into this thing." "You're coming along." "Alright!" ""Hudson Hornet Piston Cup"" "Ka-chow!" ""Well, you might think I'm crazy."" ""To hang around with you."" ""Or maybe you think I'm lucky."" ""To have something to do."" ""But I think that you're wild."" ""Inside me is some child."" ""You might think I'm foolish."" ""Or maybe it is untrue."" ""You might think..." " You might think I'm crazy."" ""All I want..." " All I want is you."" ""You might think it's hysterical."" ""But I know when you're weak."" ""You think you're in the movies."" ""And everything's so deep."" ""But I think that you're wild."" ""When you flash that fragile smile."" ""You might think it's foolish."" ""Where did you put me through?"" ""You might think..." " You might think I'm crazy."" ""All I want..." " All I want is you."" "Hey!" "Hey, excuse me." "[In Japanese] Thank you all." ""Oh, I think that you're wild."" " Yeah!" ""And so, oh uniquely styled."" ""You might think it's foolish."" ""This chancy rendezvous."" ""You might think..." " You might think I'm crazy."" ""All I want..." " All I want is you."" ""All I want is you."" ""All I want is you." " All I want is you."" ""Guido, look."" "Ferraries and tires." "Let's go!" " Ho-ho-ho!" "Look at this!" "Okay, now Mater, remember:" "best behaviour." "You got it, buddy." "Hey, what's that?" " No, Mater!" ""Hey, McQueen!"" "Over here!" "Lewis!" " Hey man!" "Jeff!" " Hey!" "Lightning!" "Can you believe this party?" "Hey!" "You done good!" "You got all the leaves!" "Check out that, tow truck." " Man!" "I wonder who that guy's with." "Ah.." "Ha!" "Will you guys excuse me just for one little second?" "Ho-ho, good job!" "Mater!" " Huh!" "Listen, thi-this isn't Radiator Springs." " You're just realizing that?" "Boy!" "That jet-lag's really done a number on you." "Mater, look." "Things are different over here." "Which means maybe you should, you know.." "act a little different too." " Different than what?" "Well, just." "Help me out here, buddy." "I.." " You need help?" "Shoot, why didn't you just say so?" "That's what a Tow-truck does." " Yeah, I mean a little...." "Hey!" "Looky there." "It's Mr. San Francisco." "I'll introduce you two." " Mater, no!" "Look at me, I'm helping you already." "Hey, Mr. San Francisco." "I'd like you to meet..." "Ah, Lightning McQueen!" "[In Italian] Good evening." "Ah, nice to meet you, Francesco." " Nice to meet you too." "You are very good looking." "Not as good as I thought." "But you're good." "Excuse me, can I get a picture with you?" "Ah!" "Anything for McQueen's friend." "Miss Sally is gonna flip when she sees this!" "Agh!" "She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend." " Oh." "She's a big fan of yours." " Hey, she has a good taste." "Mater's prone to exaggeration, I wouldn't say she's a 'big' fan." "You're right, she's a huge fan." "She goes on and on about your open wheels here." "Well, mentioning it once doesn't qualify as 'going on and on.'" "Fancesco is familiar with this reaction to Francesco." "Women respect a car that has nothing to hide." "Yeah.. ah.." "Let us have a toast!" " Let's." "I dedicate my win tomorrow to Miss Sally." "Oh, sorry." "I already dedicated my win tomorrow to her." "So if we both do it, it's really not so special." "Besides, I don't have a drink." "Well, I'll go get you one." "Hey." "Mind if I borrow a few bucks for one of them drinks?" "They're free, Mater." "Free!" "Well, shoot!" "What am I doing here?" "You know, I-I should probably go and keep an eye on him." "See you at the race." " Yes." "You'll see Francesco." "But not like this." "You'll see him like this, as he drives away from you." "That's cute." "So you have one of those made up for all the racers?" "No." "Okay." "[In Italian] Bye, McQueen!" "He is so getting beat tomorrow!" ""Ladies and gentlecars, Sir Miles Axlerod."" "It is my absolute honor to introduce to you." "The competitors in the first ever World Grand Prix." ""From Brazil, number 8."" "Oh, hello." " Hello." "A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no radiator." "That's because it's air-cooled." " Great." "I'm Agent Shiftwell." "Holly Shiftwell from the Tokyo Station." "I have a message from London." " Not here." "You must try the canapés on the mezzanine." "So the lab boys analyzed the photos I sent?" "What did they learn about the camera?" "It appears to be a standard television camera." "They said if you could get closer photos next time.." "that would be great." " This was London's message?" "Oh." "No!" "No!" "No, sir." "Um.." "The oil platforms you were on,.." "turns out they're sitting on the biggest oil reserve in the world." "How did we miss that?" "They've been scrambling everyone's satellites." "The Americans actually discovered it, just before you did." "They've paced an agent on that platform under deep cover." "He was able to get a photo of car who's running the entire operation." "Great!" "Well, who is he?" "Has anyone seen the photo yet?" "No." "Not yet." "The American is here tonight to pass it to you." "He'll signal you when he's ready." " Good." "Good." ""Oh, no."" "What is it?" "Change of plan." "You're meeting the American." "What?" "Me?" "Those thugs down there were on the oil platform." "If they see me, the whole mission is compromised." "No, no." "I'm technical, you see." "I'm in diagnostics." "I'm.." "I'm not a field agent." " You are now." "I'll take one of them." "Thank you." "Never know which one McQueen will have a hankering for." "Hey, what do you got here that's free?" "How about pistachio ice-cream?" " No, no." "Wasabi. (A spicy dip)" "Oh, same old." "Same old." "What's up with you?" "That looks delicious." "Uh, little more please." "It is free, right?" "Keep it coming." "A little more." "Come on, let's go." "It's free." "You're getting there." "Scoop, scoop." "There you go!" "Now, that's a scoop of ice-cream." "[In Japanese] My condolences." "And now, our last competitor." "Number 95." "Lightning McQueen!" "Ka-chow!" "Thank you so much for having us, Sir Axlerod." "I really look forward to racing." "This is a great opportunity." "Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning," "You and your team bring.." "excellence and professionalism to this competiton." "Someone get me water!" "Oh, sweet relief!" ""Oh." "Oh that feels good."" "Whatever you do, do not eat.." "the free pistachio ice-cream." "It has turned!" "Sir Axlerod, I-I can explain." "This is Mater." "He's..." "No, I know him." "This is the bloke that called into the televison show." "You're the one I have to thank." " No, thank you." "This trip's been amazing." "Ah!" "He's a little excited, isn't he?" "Mater?" "No way, I'm..." "Oh, shoot." "Mater!" "I need a towel." "Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself!" "You're making a scene!" " But I never leak oil." "Never." "Go take care of yourself, right now!" "Coming through!" "Excuse me!" "Leaking oil!" "Where's the bathroom?" "Thank you." ""I got to go!"" "[In Japanese] Women." "[In Japanese] Men." "What the?" "[In Japanese] Get out!" "Sorry, ladies." "I'm leaking!" "I never leak!" "I never leak!" "I never leak!" "I never leak!" "I never leak!" "I never leak!" "Oh, I never leak!" "I never leak!" "Never..." "Wow-wee!" "What in the?" "[In Japanese] Welcome to the bathroom." "[In Japanese] Just stay where you are." "[In Japanese] And leave the rest to us." "[In Japanese] Kindly, choose your option." "[In Japanese] Meanwhile, just relax and enjoy some pictures here." "Hey, that tickles!" "[In Japanese] You have requested for bottom shower." "Okay, McMissile." "I'm here." "It's time for the drop." "Okay." "So, the American has activated his tracking beacon." "Roger that, move in." "[In Japanese] Car wash and drier is acknowledged." "[In Japanese] Welcome to the bathroom." "Oh, you've got to be joking." " What's the problem, Shiftwell?" "He's in the loo." " "So, go in."" "I can't just go into the Men's loo." " "Time is off the essence, Shiftwell."" "Alright!" "Whatever you do, I would not go in there." "Hey, a Gremlin and a Pacer." "No offence to your makes and models." "But you guys break down harder than my cousin, Betsy." "After she got left at the alter." "What the?" "Oh, are you okay?" " I'm fine." "Hey, tow-truck." "We'd like to get to our private buisness here, if you don't mind." "Oh, yes." "Sorry." "Don't let me get in the way of your private business." "Oh, a little advice." "When you hear her giggle and see that waterfall.." "you best press that green button." " Thank you." "It's to adjust the temperature." " Got it." "And remember it's in Celcius, not Fahrenheit." " Get out of here!" " Get out of here!" "Alright, then." ""When she starts giggling prepare to be squirted."" "Excuse me, ma'am." "Oh, dad-gum pistachio ice-cream." "This cannot be him." " "Is he American?"" "Look out ladies, Mater's fitting to get funky." "Extremely." " "Then it's him."" "Hello." " Well, hello." "A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no radiator." "Well, of course, it doesn't." "That's 'cause it's air-cooled." " Oh, perfect." "I'm from the Tokyo Station of..." " Of course, Karmann Ghia's weren't the only ones." "Besides the Beetles, you had your type-3 squarebacks with pancake motors." "Okay, I get it." " And before both of them... there's your type-2 buses." "My buddy Filmore's one of them." " Listen." "We should find somewhere more private." " Well, gee." "Don't you think that's a little.." " Yep, you're rght." ".."impossible to know which areas here compromised"?" "So, when can I see you, again?" " Well, let's see." "Tomorrow I'll be out there at the race." "Got it!" "We'll rendezvous then." "There you are." "Where've you been?" "What's a 'rendezvous'?" " Uh, it's like a date." "A date!" " Mater, what's going on?" "Well, what's going on is I got me a date, tomorrow." "[In Italian] I don't believe you." "Guido, don't believe you." " Well." "Believe it." "My new girlfriend just said so." "Hey, there she is." ""Hey!"" "Hey, lady!" ""See you tomorrow."" "Non ti credo." " Guido still don't believe you." ""I got to admit."" "You tricked us real good." " And we don't like being tricked." ""Hey, what's so funny?"" "Well, you know." "I was just wearing a disguise." "You guys are stuck looking like that." "Allinol?" "Thanks, fellas." "I hear this stuff is good for you." "So you think?" "Allinol by itself is good for you." "But after microscopic examination,.." "I have found that it has one small weakness." "When hits with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous." "Smile for the camera." "Is that all you want?" "I got a whole act." "You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform." "Now you will witness what it really does." "Whatever you say, Professor." "You talked up a lot of cars, last night." "Which one's your associate?" " Your mother!" "Oh, no." "I'm sorry, it was your sister." "You know, I can't really tell 'em apart these days." "Can I start it now, Professor Z?" " Go 50 percent power." "This camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter." "What about her?" "Did you give it to her?" "The Allinol is now heating to a boil." "Dramatically expanding,.." "'causing the engine block to crack under the strees.." "forcing oil into the combustion chamber." "How about him?" "Did you talk to him?" ""Michigan:" "H1911A1"" "Why do I care?" "I can replace an engine block!" "You maybe able to, but.." "after full impact of the pulse.." "unfortunately, there won't be nothing to replace." "How about him?" "Does he have it?" "That's him." "He's the one." "Roger that, Professor Z." "No!" ""Is that right?"" " Yes, sir." "We believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information." ""..straight away!"" "I will take care of it before any damage can be done." "The project is still on schedule." "You will find the second agent." "And kill him!" ""Japan, land of the rising sun."" ""Where ancient tradition meets modern technology."" ""Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix."" ""I'm Brent Mustangburger."" ""Here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap."" "There's never been a competition like this before." ""First, Allinol."" ""Making its debut tonight as the required fuel.."" ""for all these great champions."" ""Second, the course itself."" ""And it's like nothing we've ever seen before."" ""David, how exactly does this competition works?"" ""Well, Brent." "All three of these street courses.."" ""are classic round the house racetracks."" ""This means that the LMP and formula cars.."" ""should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion."" ""Look for Francesco Bernoulli, in particular to lead early."" ""And with a series of technical turns throughout.."" ""GT and touring cars like Spain's Miguel Camino.."" ""should make up some ground."" ""But I doubt it will enough to stop Francesco.."" "from absolutely running away with it." " Ho-ho-ho!" "Now, just hold your horse-powers." "You forget the most important factor here." "That early dirt-track section of the course." ""The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race."" ""French rally car, Raoul ÇaRoule.."" ""is counting on a big boost headed through there."" ""And don't forget Lightning McQueen."" ""His mentor the Hudson Hornet.."" ""was one of the greatest dirt-track racers of all time."" ""In my opinion,.."" "McQueen is the best all-round racer in this competiton." "Really, Darrell?" "I think you need to clean your windsheild." "You're clearly not seeing this for what it is." "Francesco's race to lose." ""It's time to find out."" ""The racers are locking into the grid."" "Speed." "I am speed." "Really, you are 'speed'?" "Then Francesco is triple speed." "Francesco is triple speed." "Francesco likes this McQueen." "It's really getting him into the zone." "He's so getting beat today!" "Yeah." "Fuel and tire.." " [Speaking French]" "[Speaking Japanese]" "[Speaking Italian]" "His suspansion stats look good." " Tire pressure is excellent." "He's got plenty of fuel." " And he's awesome." "Lightning!" "Lightning!" "Lightning!" "Lightning!" ""Why is he in the pits?"" "He's so exposed." " It's his cover." "One of the best I've seen, too." "Look at the detail on that rust." "It must have cost him a fortune." "But why hasn't he contacted us yet?" " There's probably heat on him." "Be patient." " Right, of course." "He'll signal us when he can." "And then we find out who's behind all this." ""As they head into the palace hairpin, Francesco builds an early lead."" ""Oh." "Hang on, boys." "Here comes the dirt."" ""Slipping and sliding, baby."" ""McQueen, it's time to make your move."" "Get on the outside." "And show 'em out Doc done taught you." "10-4, Mater." ""Oh, boy." "Francesco's brought to a screeching halt."" ""Lightning McQueen is the first to take advantage."" ""And just like that folks, Francesco's lead is left in the dust."" ""Nice call, Mater!"" "Keep it up!" ""Man, McQueen looks happier than a roll bar at a demolition derby."" ""Everyone's jostling for position as we hit the asphalt again."" ""Francesco lost a lot of momentum in the dirt."" ""Well, he's got some serious work ahead of him."" ""If he wants to get back in this race."" ""Now, the racers hit the Rainbow Bridge, with its 360-degree loop."" ""Yeah, go Lightning!"" ""It is time."" " Roger that." "Ah!" ""Oh Miguel Camino has blown an engine!"" ""Very unusual, Darrell." "He's been so consistent all year."" "You got to be kidding me!" " What is it?" "It's that tow-truck from the bathroom." " The one from the bathroom?" "That one the American Agent passed the device to." "What about him?" " What about him.." "he's in the pits!" " Not for long." "Hold on." "I think I've got something." "What is it?" " It's the Pacer from the party last night." "I'm cross-referencing with the photos from the oil derricks." "Yep." "His VIN numbers match." "Anyone with him?" "He won't be alone." "Conducting analysis in the target." "He's not the only one here." "3, 5.." "They're everywhere!" "And they're all closing in on.." "Oh, no!" "Finn?" "Finn, where are you?" ""Get him out of the pits, now!"" "Wow!" "Some of them fellars is really loud." ""Can you hear me?" "Over."" " Uh?" "What?" ""Get out of the pits, now!" "Do you hear me?"" "Hey!" "I know you." "You're that girl from the party last night." "You wanna do our date, right now?" "Guys a little too much chatter." "Let's keep this line clear." ""Smoke from number 10, Clutchgoneski."" ""There's no time for messing about!" "You've got to get out of the pits!"" "Well, is there going to be cable where you is?" "So, I can watch the rest of the race." ""You're running out of time!"" ""They're coming, Shiftwell."" ""Yes, I know!"" " Get him out of there!" "I'm trying." "Get out, now!" "Well, I usually like to have a proper detailing done.." "before I meet a lady friend." "Finn McMissile!" "But you're dead!" "Then this shouldn't hurt at all." "Miss Shiftwell?" "I've got him in the back alleys east of the garages." "Multiple assailants are closing in quickly." "Keep him moving!" "I'm on my way!" "Hey, new lady friend." "You like flowers?" "What?" "!" ""No!" "Don't go in anywhere!" "Just keep moving."" "Stay outside." "Got it." "Outside?" ""Woah, McQueen suddenly moves to the outside."" "[In Italian] Thank you and goodbye!" ""I cannot believe it what I just saw, Brent."" ""That was a bonehead move."" ""You don't open up the inside like that!"" ""That move might cost McQueen the victory."" "[In Japanese] What?" "[In Japanese] What do you think you're doing?" "[In Japanese] Come, let's dance." "[In Japanese] Don't dare running away!" "This time I'm gonna make sure you stay dead!" ""You're doing, brilliantly." "Now, just stay focused."" "What's that?" "You want me to head toward that ruckus?" ""No!" "Don't go down that street!"" "Wow!" "A live karate demonstration!" "Stop it, Mater." "Just sign off!" ""And here they come, the two leaders."" ""They're bumper to bumper as they approach the finish line."" ""It's gonna be close!"" ""Francesco's the winner, McQueen's number 2."" "That was cool." "Hey, can I get your autograph?" "[Speaking Japanese]" "Hey, where'd he go?" ""Our rendezvous has been jeopardized."" ""Keep the device safe." "We'll be in touch."" "Dad-gum!" "Did I miss our date?" ""Francesco over here!"" ""So, what was your strategy today?"" "Strategia?" "Francesco needs no strategy." "It's very simple." "You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke." "Pass him, then win." "Francesco always wins." "It's boring." ""I got to tell you, dude."" ""You were in trouble for a while."" ""That dirt-track section had you crawling."" ""To truly crush one's dream you must first.."" "raise their hopes very high." "Mater!" " Hey, McQueen!" "What happened?" "Is the race over?" "You won, right?" " Mater, why were you yelling... things at me while I was racing?" "Yelling?" "Oh, you thought." "Ho-ho." "That's funny right there." "No." "See, that's 'cause I've seen these two fellers.." "doing some sort of karate street performance." "It was nutso." "One of them even had a flame-thower." ""Flame-thower?"" "What are you talking about?" "I-I don't understand." "Where were you?" " Going to meet my date." ""Your date?"" "She started talking to me as a voice in head.." "telling me where to go." " What?" "Wait a minute." "I didn't screw you up, did I?" "I lost the race because of you!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to." ""An imaginary girlfriend"?" ""Flame-throwers"?" "You know, thi-this is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!" "Maybe, if I.." "Oh, I don't know." "Talk to somebody and explain what happened." "I can help." " I don't need your help!" "I don't want your help!" ""Hey, there he is!"" "McQueen you had it in the bag." " Yeah." "What happened?" "I-I made a mistake." "But I can assure you.." ""it won't happen again."" ""Look, guys." "We know what the problem is."" ""And we've taken care of it."" ""Lightning McQueen loses in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli.."" ""in the first race of the World Grand Prix."" ""And 3, count 'em." "Three cars flamed out."" ""Leaving some to suggest that they're fuel Allinol might be to blame."" "Allinol is safe!" "Alternative fuel is safe!" "There is no way my fuel caused these cars to flame out." "Well, the jury may still be out.." "on whether Allinol caused these accidents." "But one thing's for sure." ""Lightning McQueen blew this race."" ""Team McQueen can't be happy right now."" "[In Spanish] Team McQueen:" "World Grand Prix." "[In Japanese] Welcome to Tokyo International Airport." ""Welcome to Tokyo International Airport."" "[Announcing in Japanese]" "[In Japanese] Come with me, sir." "Come with me." "Please, sir." "But I'm gonna miss my plane." "Right this way." "Dog-gone-it!" "This is about my hook, ain't it?" "I know I should've checked it." ""But I can't, really."" "Look, it's attached to me." "Hey, I know you." "You're that feller from the karate demonstration." "I never properly introduced myself." "Finn McMissile, British Intellegence." "Tow Mater, Average Intelligence." "Who are you with?" "FBI?" "CIA?" "Let's just say I'm triple-A affiliated." "You know, I know some karate." "I don't wanna brag or nothing, but I got me a black fanbelt." "Hey, you wanna see some moves I made up?" "We're being followed." "This first one is I can reach into a car's hood." "Pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls." "I call it, "What I Accidently Did To My Friend Luigi Once."" "There he is!" "Wow!" "Look, I probably ought to go." "I'm about to miss my flight." "Don't worry, I've taken care of that." " Woah!" "Hang on!" "This is first class service!" "You don't even have to go through the terminal." "[In Japanese] What the hell you're doing?" "Your karate partners is back here." "They kind of look like they're trying to catch up!" "Drive forward!" "Whatever you do, don't stop!" "Woah!" " Woah!" "Is everything okay back there?" "Finn, it's Sid." "I'm on approach." "Roger that." "Remember the whole about me not stopping no matter what?" "I know I should've done carry on!" "Thanks, old boy!" "You got it, mate!" "Hey, dog-gone-it!" "Look, it's my imaginary girlfriend." "Come on, get in here!" "Oh, I tell you what." "You really do want this first date, don't you?" "That's a no-quit attitude right there." "What the?" "Ah!" " Hold on, Sid!" "[In Spanish] Lavatory Service." "Come on, Finn." "It's now or never!" "Hold on!" ""By the time, you read this.."" ""I will be safely on an airplane flying home."" ""I'm so sorry for what I did."" ""I don't wanna be the cause of you losing anymore races."" ""I want you to go prove to the world.."" ""what I already know."" ""That you are the greatest racecar in the whole wide world."" ""Your best friend." "Mater."" "I didn't really want him to leave." "Wait, there's more here." ""P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie."" ""I thought it was just a preview."" ""And I didn't realize, I was paying for it."" ""P.P.S. That's funny right there."" ""P.P..."" "There's few more pages of P.S.'s here." "Well, a-at least I know if he's at home, he'll be safe." ""That's how I like to start the day."" "You never feel more alive, then when you're almost dead." "Yeah." "I hope that device didn't fall off." "Ho-ho-ho!" "That's the closest I ever been missing my flight." "And that was, uh!" "Still in one piece." "Great!" " Well, I got to go to a doctor." "I keep getting these sharp pains in my undercarriage." "Downloading the photo now." "Hey, let me introduce you two." "This here is Finn Mc-Something or other." "He's the first class VIP airport watchamacallit." ""And Finn, this here is my date."" "I never did get your name." "Oh, yes." "Sorry." "It's Shiftwell." "Holley Shitwell." "It's Shiftwell." "Holley Sh.." "Finally, time to see who's behind all this." "What is this?" "Well, that's one of the worst engines ever made." "It's an old Aluminum V8 with a Lucas Electrical System.." "and Whitworth bolts." "Shoot!" "Them Whitworth bolts is a pain." "Tell you what." "Them ain't Metric, they ain't Inches." "Yes." "Okay, right." "But who's engine is this, Mater?" "Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this picture, ain't it?" "But you're the one who took it." " Holley?" "Oh, right." "Yes, of course." ""A good agent gets what he can and gets out before he's killed."" "Sorry?" " "Agent?"" "You mean like, "insurance agent"?" "Like..." ""Like a good neighbor, Mater is there."" "Wait!" "You mean, secret agents!" "You guys is spies!" "Holley, in how many makes and models did this type of engine appear?" "It was standard in 7 models over 12 year period." "At least 35,000 cars were made with this engine." "You're pretty." " Yes, alright." "Thank you." "And so nice." " Just pay attention!" "This seems like a dead end." "If there was something in the photo that could narrow this down a bit,.." "I'd be a lot happier." " You might not be happy." "But I bet this feller is." "See how he's had most of his parts replaced?" "And see all them boxes over there?" "Them's all original parts." "They ain't easy to come by." "Rare part." " That something we can track." "Exactly!" "Well done, Mater." "I would never have seen that." "I know the black market parts dealer in Paris." "A treacherous low-life, but he's the only car in the world... who can tell us who's engine this is." "Mater, what would you say to setting up an informal task force on this one?" "Wait, what?" "You obviously had plenty of experience in the field." "Well, yeah." "I live right next to one." "I don't know, Finn." "I ain't exactly been much help to anybody recently." "You're helping me." "Please, Mater." "Well, okay." "But you know, I'm just a Tow-truck, right?" "Right!" "And I'm just in the import/export business." "Siddeley." " Yes, Finn?" "[In French] Paris." "As soon as possible." "Yeah!" "Two of them sweets for me too, Sid!" "You know, I always wanted to be a spy." "Really?" "Me too." "Afterburners, sir?" " Is there any other way?" "[In French] I've traveled the world." "[In French] In search of profound love." "[In French] My life alight." "[In French] And my heart goes.." "[In French] Vroom, vroom, vroom." "[In French] Tonight I'm wearing my best suite." "[In French] And my old hat." "My good old hat." "[In French] May I?" "[In French] After you." "[In French] Perhaps another time." "Once we're inside stay close." "Don't bother checking VIN numbers with criminal records.." "they're all dodgy here." " No, VIN scans." "Got it." "Don't talk to anyone." "Don't look at anyone." "And absolutely, positively, no idling." "Are we clear?" "Yes, right." "No idling." "Yes, sir." "Mater?" " Yeah, Finn?" "We're not here to go shopping." "Shopping?" "What do you mean?" "Why would I..." "[In French] "Do you speak French, sir?"" " Dad-gum!" "Parts for sale, monseiur." "Monseiur, parts for sale." " You got to be kidding me!" "They've got everything here." "No!" "Look at them hoods." "Well, I can use a hood." "Sorry, fellas." "I got to go!" "Do what?" "Excuse me, what are you selling?" "Headlights, monseiur." "Headlights?" " Huh!" "What the?" "Two for one!" "I give you good price!" " Okay, I'm good!" "[Conversation in French]" "There you are." " Man, there is some great bargains here." "Mater, get back." "Imbecile." "Hey, wait for me!" "Have you lost your mind?" "But I thought.." " Mater, this chap needs a tow." "Hook him up." " Well, sure thing." "You rusty piece of junk!" "Get your dirty hook off me!" "[In French] Get out of here, now!" "[In French] You old heap of metal!" "Electro-shock!" "Are you kidding me?" "Easy, Tomber." "This is her first field assignment." "She didn't know you were my informant." "Informent?" " A rookie, huh?" "I never liked new car smell." "Tomber was doing twenty-to-life in a Moroccan impound." "The first time I saved him." "If I recall it correctly." "Speaking of recalls, you are getting up there in mileage." "Aren't you, Finn?" " Alright, we get it." "You both know each other, you're both old." "So here you go, informant." "Inform us." "That is the worst motor ever made." "Wait." "That oil filter." "Those wheel beerings." "Do those parts look familiar, Tomber?" " They should." "I sold them." "To whom?" " No idea." "He's my best customer." "But he always does his business over the phone." "I was always wondering why he need so many parts." "Now I know." "Well, a Lemon needs parts ain't nothing truer than that." ""Lemon"?" " Yeah, you know.." "cars that don't ever work right." "Lemons is a Tow-trucks bread and butter." "Like them Gremlins and Pacers... we ran into at the party, and the race, and the airport." "Holley, pull up the pictures from the oil-platform." "I want to know what other type of cars were out there." "Right, let's see." "Um, there were Hugos and Trunkovs." "Mater, are these cars considered 'Lemons'?" " Is the Pope mobile Catholic?" "Finn, everyone involved in this plot... is one of history's biggest 'loser' cars." "And they're all taking their orders from the car behind this engine." "Ah, this explains it." " What, Tomber?" "Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo and Trunkov never get together." "But they are having a secret meeting in two days." "Where's this meeting taking place?" " Porto Corsa, Italy." "That's where the next race is!" "Then there's good chance our mystery engine will be there too." "Your chances are more than good." "I just sent him a new clutch assembly, yesterday." "To Porto Corsa." " Holley, contact Stephenson." "And have him meet us at Gare de Lyon." "Good work!" "Well, I tell you what." "That three-wheeler fellar had to be right about a big meeting." "You never see this many Lemons in one town." "Unless there's a swap meeting or something." "Hey, how did you get all them pictures?" "Well, I remotely reprogrammed Porto Corsa's red light cameras.." "to do recognition scans." " Wow!" "Not only is you the prettiest car I ever met." "But you're the smartest too." " Thank you, I think." "That's a familiar sight, a Hugo being towed." "But he looks absolutely perfect." " Of course." "They must be the heads of the Lemon families." "Make sense." "If I was rich and broke down everyday,.." "I'd hire me, to tow me around all the time too." "We've got to infiltrate that meeting!" "It's the only way to find out who's behind all this." "Hang on a minute." " What?" "Hold still." "Good job, Miss Shiftwell." "Thank you, Finn." "Well, I sure wish my friends could see me now." "Guido, your eyes do not decieve you?" "We are in Italy." "We are home." "Hey Luigi, which way to the hotel, man?" "What?" "!" "No friend of mine will stay in a hotel in my village." "You'll stay with my.." "Uncle Topolino!" "[In Italian] Luigi, Guido!" "How nice of you to come!" "[In Italian] Welcome back." "Friends, Guido and Luigi are back." "How did they do it?" "These are the same ingredients as back home." "But it taste so good!" " It's organic, man." "Tree-hugger." "Hey, racecar!" "You look so down, so low." "Is like you have flat tire." "[In Italian] Oh, that boy looks so hungry and weak." "[In Italian] Let me make you a meal and make you stronger." "She said you look like you are starving." "That she's gonna make a big meal and fatten you up." "Oh, no." "Uh.." " Huh!" "Mama Topolino, please!" "You don't need to make a fuss now." "Capisco, I understand." "Is a problem, yes?" "Between you and a friend?" "How did you know that?" "A wise car hears one word, and understands two." "That and Luigi told me." "While Mama cooks, come and take a stroll with me?" "I brought my friend Mater along on the trip." "And I told him he needed to act different.." "that we weren't at Radiator Springs." "This Mater, is a close friend?" " He's my best friend." "Then why would you ask him to be someone else?" "What did I do?" "I-I said some things during our fight." "You know, back when Guido and Luigi used to work for me.." ""they would fight over everything."" ""They'd fight over, what Ferrari was the best Ferrari."" ""Which one of them looked more like a Ferrari."" ""There were even some non-Ferrari fights."" "So, I tell them." "[In Italian] 'Hey, it's okay.'" "It's okay to fight." "Everybody fights now and then." "Especially best friends." "But you got to make up fast." ""No fight more important than friendship."" "Chi trovo un'amico, trova un tesoro." "What does that mean?" "Whoever find a friend, find a treasure." "Now, Kid." "Eat." " [In Italian] Where's my dinner?" "[In Italian] Dinner?" " [In Italian] My darling." "[In Italian] Make you own!" "Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa." ""Thank you, Stephenson."" "Yeah, I think that should just about do it." "Perfect!" "So, Mater." "It's voice-activated." "But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days." "What?" "!" "I thought you was supposed to be making me a disguise." "Voice recognized." "'Disguise' programme initiated." "Ha-ha!" "Cool!" "Hey Computer, make me a German truck!" "Request acknowledged." " Check it out!" "I'm wearing Mater Hosen!" "Make me a Monster truck." "Request acknowledged." " What the?" "'I vant to siphon your gas.'" "Now, make me a Taco truck." " Requst acknowledged." "A Funny car!" " Request acknowledged." ""The idea is.."" "to keep a low-profile, Mater." "So I just go in and pretend to be this truck?" "And leave the rest to us." "Now, hold still." "First, I have to do the final fitting on your disguise." "[In Spanish] Holographic Calibration." "[In Spanish] Holographic Calibration." "Error." "Surface is not smooth." ""Oh dear, that's no good."" "Hey, what you doing?" "The disguise won't calibrate effectively without a smooth surface to graft onto." "Oh, for a second there I thought, you was trying to fix my dents." "Yes, I was." " Well, then." "No, thank you." "I don't get them dents buffed, pulled, filled or painted by nobody." "They're way too valuable." " Your dents are valuable, really?" "I come by each one of them with my best friend, Lightning McQueen." "I don't fix these." "I wanna remember these dents forever." "So you were being serious in Paris." "McQueen isn't just part of your cover?" "Friendships can be dangerous in our line of work, Mater." "But my line of work is towing and salvage." "Right?" "And Miss Shiftwell is designing iPhone apps." "No, I meant for real." " No-no, it's okay." "Say no more, I'll work around the dents." "In the meantime, you look a little light on weapons." ""You are looking live at beautiful Porto Corsa, Italy.."" ""on the Italian Riviera."" ""What a magnificent setting for the second race of the World Grand Prix."" ""Well, Brent." "They call this place, 'the gem of the Riviera'"" ""and it's easy to see, why."" ""With its secluded beaches and opulent Casino.."" ""Porto Corsa, truly is a playground for the wealthy."" ""And everyone who's anyone is here today."" ""From the ultra-rich and super famous.."" ""to world leaders and important dignitaries."" ""You are kidding, David."" ""You can't do a three-point-turn around here..."" ""without bumping into some celebrity."" ""Welcome everyone to the second race of the World Grand Prix."" "Where the big news continues to be Allinol." "Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to the press earlier today.." "to answer questions about its safeties." "'An independent panel of scientists has determined..' 'that Allinol is completely safe.'" "'Okay." "Safe!" "There you go!" "'" "So the race will go on, folks." " But the question everyone is asking.." ""will the real Lightning McQueen show up today?"" ""Well, he'd better." "Talk about a home track advantage."" ""Francesco Bernoulli grew up racing on this course."" "'Ladies and gentleman, in the pole position..'" "[In Italian] Number 1, Francesco!" "[In Italian] Wonderful!" "Thank you for your support and your big mistake, McQueen." "'In the second position, number 95..'" "'Lightning McQueen!"" "McQueen, is everything okay?" "If you're worried about your fuel, man, don't." "It's perfectly safe." " "No, guys."" "I just really wish Mater were here." "Francesco understands, McQueen." " Oh, great." "Here it comes." "What do you got, Francesco?" "For famous racecars like Francesco, well... you to be far away from home is not easy." "I think you forgot the insulting part of that insult." "Is no insult." "When Francesco is away from home, he misses his Mama." "Just like you miss your Tow-truck amico." "Gee, I might, huh.." "I maybe misjudged you because that's exactly..." "But of course, I'm at home!" "And my Mama is right here." "Mama!" "Don't worry, Mama." "McQueen is very sad." "I will beat his cry-baby bottom, today!" "And there's the insult we were missing." "Grazie!" "[In Italian] Go, Francesco!" "Go, Francesco!" ""Darrell, the racers are settling in as they hit to the Italian countryside."" ""Whoo, boy."" ""This is gonna be a great race!"" "Gremlins!" "Man, those are some ugly cars." "Look like someone stole their trunks!" "[In Italian] Excuse me, everybody!" "[In Italian] Misters." "My grandfather." "My grandfather has broken down." "If one of you would help, I would be so thankful." "Sounds like you need some roadside assistance." "She was talking to me, Ivan!" " Oh, really?" "No, no-no!" " Prove it!" "Don't fight over me." "[In Italian] Mister Tow-truck, please!" ""Get ready, Mater."" "You're on any moment now." "I don't know about this, Finn." "What if I screw things up?" " "Impossible."" ""Just apply the same level of dedication.."" ""you've been using to play the 'Idiot Tow-truck.'"" ""And you'll be fine."" ""Eh, it's just them guys look pretty tough and..."" "Wait." "Did you say, 'idiot'?" "Is that how you see me?" ""That's how everyone sees you." "Isn't that the idea?"" ""I tell you that's the genius of it."" ""No one realize that they're being fooled,.."" ""because they're too busy laughing at the fool."" ""Brilliant!"" "Why aren't you on disguise?" " I, uh..." "Come on!" "There's no time!" "Go!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Uh, computer, disguise." " Request acknowledged." "It's the boss, he's coming." "Ivan!" "Oh, uh.." "Ivan, why do you insult me so by making me wait here?" "He's in." ""The racers are now making their way around the hairpin."" ""And headed downhill toward the Casino bridge."" "No more bets, please." "Come on, fuzzy dice!" "Number 4, easy 4!" "Air-freshner!" "Antenna balls!" "Spark plugs!" " Wow, this place looks like it's made out of gold." ""That's because it is, Mater." "Now, be careful what you say."" ""Why is that?"" "What do you mean don't talk to you?" "So you want me to stop talking to you!" "Right now!" " You are acting strange today, Ivan." "I have no idea what you're talking about, Alexander Hugo." "A.k.a. Chop Shop Alex." "Hey, you got a lot of a.k.a.'s Alex." "But I guess that make sense." "Since how you's wanted in.." "France and Germany and.." " Mater, stop it!" "Chezch Republic..." " Okay, okay!" "Keep your voice down!" "You're gonna make me arrested." "Don't mess with Ivan, today." ""He's in a bad mood."" " He's so good." "Victor!" "Hey, Victor!" " There you are!" "Come in." "Come in." " Victor Hugo." "I'm J. Curby Gremlin from Detroit." "It's great to see you." "Is the big boss here yet?" " No, not yet." "He's supposed to be here any minute." "Here we go!" "[In German] Good day!" "Uh.." "It's just the Professor!" "Zündapp, when is he coming?" " He's already here." ""Welcome, everyone."" ""I wish I could be with you on this very special day."" ""But, my clutch assembly broke."" ""You know how it is."" "Been there!" " Forget about it." " We know how you feel." "Descramble that voice." "I'm trying." "Oh, it's too sophisticated." ""We are here to celebrate."" ""Today all your hard work pays off."" ""The world's turned their backs on cars like us."" ""They stopped manufacturing us." "Stopped making our parts."" ""The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us."" ""They call us terrible names."" ""Jalopy, Rust-bucket, Heap, Cluncker, Junker, Beater."" ""Wreck, Rattle-trap."" ""Lemon."" ""But their insults just give us strenght."" ""Because today, my friends,.."" ""that all ends!"" ""There's smoke on the Casino Bridge!"" "Oh, no!" " It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian racecar." "What just happened?" " I'm working on it." ""They laughed at us."" ""But now it's our turn to laugh back."" ""Another crash!" "It's number 9!" "Nigel Gearsley!"" ""Embrace your inner 'Lemon.'"" ""Let it drive you!"" "Holley?" "I'm detecting an extremely strong electro-magnetic pulse." "[In Spanish] Identity matched." "Finn, it's the camera!" " Where?" "On the tower!" ""This was the end to the alternative fuel's greatest moment."" ""After today everyone will race back to gasoline."" ""And, we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve..."" ""will become the most powerful cars in the world."" "Get out of the way!" "[In Italian] Get back!" "[In Italian] Get out of the road, you idiot." "Move it." ""They will come to us, and they will have no choice."" ""Because they will need us."" "We figured you might stop by." ""And they will finally respect us."" ""So hold your hoods up!"" ""After today you will never again be ashamed of what you are!"" "No!" ""Long live Lemons."" ""Oh, number 7 is loose!" "Shu Todoroki."" "Finn?" ""Bumper to bumper as they approach the finish line."" ""McQueen's the winner!" "Francesco's second!"" ""And they have no idea what happened behind them."" "This is impossible!" " That's what I'm talking about!" "Ka-chow!" "Wait, what happened?" "Where are all the other cars?" ""What is going on?"" "Oh, no!" ""Sir Axlerod, is the final race in London still going to take place?"" ""I suppose, that..."" ""Look, the show must go on."" "I can't believe it!" "This is really happening!" " Shh!" "Quiet!" ""..all the racers to still run on Allinol?"" " Ho-ho-ho!" "Here it comes." ""I cannot, in good conscious, continue to risk the lives of anymore racecars."" ""The final race will not be run on Allinol."" ""There you have it, a clearly devastated Sir Miles Axlerod.."" ""announcing that he will not require the cars.."" ""to use Allinol for the final race."" "A toast!" "To the death of Allinol and alternative fuel forever!" "Mater, abort the mission!" "They've got Finn." "Get out of there!" "Get out of there right now!" "How is your grandfather?" "Isn't this a great party, Ivan?" "Huh?" "Oh, yeah!" "It's unbelievable." "You are not leaving." "Are you?" "Uh, of course I ain't leaving." " ".." "Lightning McQueen."" ""I'm shocked like everybody."" " McQueen!" ""Yeah, I mean." "Crashes are part of racing."" ""I know, but..." "Something like that should never happen."" ""They're letting you choose your fuel for the final race."" ""Do you have any idea what it's gonna be?"" ""Allinol."" "What?" "Did he just say, 'Allinol'?" " Allinol?" ""But after today...." - "My friend Filmore says.."" ""the fuel's safe, that's good enough for me."" ""I didn't stand by a friend of mine, recently."" ""I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice."" ""So a surprizing revelation from Lightning McQueen..."" ""he will use Allinol for the final race..."" " Yes, sir." ""despite what occurred today." - "Until Lightning McQueen is dead."" "Of course, sir." "Allinol must be finished for good." "McQueen cannot win the last race!" "Lightning McQueen must be killed!" "No!" "It's the American spy!" "Come on!" "Dad-gum!" " Gattling gun, request acknowledged." "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Shoot, I didn't mean..." " Request acknowledged." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "I didn't mean that kind of 'shoot.'" "Correction acknowledged." "Deploying chute." "McQueen!" "No!" "[In Italian] Let go!" "McQueen!" "McQueen!" ""Let me through!" "Let me through!"" "You got to let me in!" "I got to get through.." "to warn McQueen!" " You cannot come through here!" "Back up, signore!" " We have a lunatic a gate 9." "No, no, listen!" "I was disguised as a two-truck.." "to infiltrate this Lemon-head meeting.." "and my weapon system's done misinterpreting.." "I reapet, we have a lunatic.." " ..when I said... at gate 9." " McQueen!" "McQueen!" "You're the champion." " Right this way, signore." ""McQueen!"" " Mater?" ""McQueen!" - [In Italian] Give us a pose, McQueen." "Yeah, come on." "Give us a pose!" "McQueen!" " Back up, sir!" " Stop-stop moving!" "Stop!" "Hey, no!" "Where you going?" "Oi, stop!" "[In Italian] Get him!" "McQueen!" " Wait." "That really sounded like.." "Mater." "Mater?" " Signore." "McQueen!" "They're gonna kill you!" " Mater!" "Signore, please!" " [In Italian] Uh, excuse me." "No-no!" "Where are you going?" " Please, Mr. McQueen!" "[In Italian] Excuse me." "Mater!" "McQueen!" "[In Italian] Excuse me!" "M-Mater!" "One shot!" " Come on!" "Mater!" "Mater, I'm so glad to see you." "Lightning McQueen!" " I'm so sorry." "I am a huge fan!" " Oh!" "I'm sorry." "I.." "I thought I heard.." " Yes, but that was me." "I said, "You killed out there, today." "You are the best."" "What?" "I-I-I mean thanks." " Right this way, signore." ""I really thought I heard my friend."" "In England, you'll be finished at the finish line!" "Wait, what?" " Please, the world press is waiting." "You come with me, please." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "You actually care about that racecar." "A pity, you didn't warn him in time." ""Idiot"?" ""Is that how you see me?"" ""That's how everyone sees you."" ""I tell you that's the genius of it."" ""No one realize that they're being fooled.."" ""because they're too busy laughing at the fool."" ""At the fool, at the fool, at the fool..."" "Hey, excuse me!" "[In Japanese] Thank you all!" "You done good, you got all the leaves." "Check out that Tow-truck." "I wonder who that guy's with?" "Will you guys excuse me just for one little second?" "Now, that's a scoop of ice-cream." " [In Japanese] My condolenses!" "Someone get me water!" "Sweet relief!" " Mater?" "I never leak oil, never!" "Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself!" "You're making a scene!" "Wait a minute." "I didn't screw you up, did I?" "I lost the race because of you!" "Maybe if I talk somebody.." " I don't need your help!" "I don't want your help!" "Your help, your help..." "Bang the gong!" "Get it on!" ""This isn't Radiator Springs!"" ""This is exactly why I don't bring you along to these things!"" ""Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself!"" ""You're making a scene!"" ""Holley!" "Finn!"" "Where are we?" " We're in London, Mater." ""Inside Big Bentley."" "Oh, this.." "This is all my fault." "Don't be a fool, Mater?" " But I am, remember?" "You said so." " When did I..." "Oh!" "Mater, I was complementing you on what a good spy you are." "I'm not a spy!" "I've been trying to tell you that the whole time." "I really am just a Tow-truck!" "Finn, he's not joking." " I know." "You were right, Finn." "I am a fool." "And what's happened to McQueen is, 'cause I'm such a big one." "This is all my fault." "Good, you're up." " And just in time." "Professor Z wanted you to have.." "a front row seat for the death of Lightning McQueen." "He's still alive?" "Not for much longer!" "[In Latin] O God, salvage our Queen Victoria the first." "We came as soon as you called." "I called to talk to Mater." "It never occurred to me that he wouldn't be there." "Sheriff is talking to Scotland Yard right now." "And Sarge is in touch with his rant in the British Military." "You just need to focus on the race." "I know but Sal, with everything going on." "I'm not sure I shou..." "Sir Axlerod." "I'm sorry to interrupt." " No, no." "It-it's alright." "I've just wanted to come down here and to personally thank you." "Because after Italy, I was finished." "And then you gave me one last shot." "Listen, I..." " I probably shouldn't be saying this at all." "But I hope you win today." "You show the world that they've been wrong about Allinol." "Mater would want you to race." "Alright, for Mater!" "Here he comes." ""What happened?"" " I don't know, Professor." ""It should've worked!"" " What did you do?" "I did do nothing!" "Shh!" " "You sure you gave more power?"" ""Were you aiming at him?"" " I'm talking to the Professor." ""Well, that doesn't matter."" " What's that Professor Z?" "You broke it!" " Quiet!" " "We go to the backup plan."" "I understand, sir." "Yes." " What did he say?" "We go to the backup plan." ""Backup plan"?" "We snuck a bomb in McQueen's pit." " The next time he makes a stop." "Instead of saying, "Ka-chow." He's gonna go "Ka-boom."" "Don't feel bad, Tow-truck." "You couldn't have saved him." "Oh, wait!" "You could have!" "Dad-gum, Lemons." " Request acknowledged." "What?" "You didn't think we take your bullets?" "That's right." "You got nothing." "Who's the Lemon now, huh?" "Nice try, Mater." "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" " Request.." "Request.." "Request.." "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" " Request.." "Request.." "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" "Dad-gum!" "Mater!" "I gotta' get y'all out of there!" "There's no time!" "McQueen needs your help, Mater." "But I can't." "I'm just a Tow-truck!" "It's up to you." "Go to the pits and get everyone out." "You can do that." " What about you guys?" "We'll be okay." " Go on." "Get some more dents, Mater." "So, we'll be okay?" "Really?" "He wouldn't have left if I'd told him the truth." "Being killed by a clock." "Gives a whole new meaning to, "Your time has come."" " Time?" "That's it!" "What are you doing?" " Trying to turn back time." "If I can just reverse the polarity." "Good job!" "Quick thinking, Holley!" "What's everybody on the wrong side of the road for?" "Oh, no!" "Drive!" "Burn rubber!" "We've got to get to the course!" "Calculate the fastest way to.." "Done!" "Oh, Miss Shiftwell." " They're standard issue, now." "You kids get all the good hardware." ""Oh, no!" "That's Mater's."" "I knew his escape was too easy." "Come back here!" "Stop!" "Mater?" " Everybody get out!" "Get out now!" "Y'all got to get out the pit." "Hey, what are you guys doing here?" "We're here because of you, Mater." "Is everything okay?" " No!" "Everything's not okay!" "There's a bomb in here!" "Y'all got to get out, now!" " A bomb?" " A bomb?" ""Mater!"" " Finn, you're okay!" "Listen to me!" "The bomb is on you!" ""They knew you'd try to help McQueen."" ""When we were knocked up.."" ""they planted it in your air-filter."" "[In Spanish] Remote on." "Uh-oh!" " Mater!" "There you are!" " Stop, right there!" "Oh, man!" "I've been so worried about you." ""Don't come any closer!" - "Are you okay?"" "No!" "I'm not okay!" "Stay away from me!" "No, wait!" "Wait!" ""Hold everything a Tow-truck has just raced onto the track."" ""And he's driving backwards."" "No, Mater!" "Wait!" "Normally an emergency vehicle on the track.." "means there's been an accident." " "Wait, wait."" ""Lightning McQueen is chasing him."" "Mater, wait!" "Stay back!" "If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real bad!" "I know I made you feel that way before." "But none of that matters." "Because we're best friends!" ""And McQueen seems to be having a conversation with the Tow-truck."" ""I don't know who that truck is, Brent."" ""But I'll you what, he's got to be the world's best backwards driver."" "McQueen, you don't get it!" "I'm the bomb!" "Yes, Mater!" "You are the bomb!" "That's what I'm trying to say here!" "You've always been the bomb!" "And you'll always be the bomb." "Stay away!" " No!" "Never!" "Almost there." "I'm not letting you get away again!" "Got to get away from McQueen!" "Request acknowledged." "Oh, my gosh!" "[In Spanish] Out of range." "What is happening is a bad dream!" ""And Lightning McQueen just blasted away!"" ""Hooked to the now, rocket-propelled Tow-truck!"" "[In French] What was that?" " The Professor's on the run!" "Someone's got to get McQueen!" "Go!" "Get McQueen!" "Holley, I'll get Zündapp!" "You help Mater!" "Got it!" "What is happening?" "Hurry, Professor!" ""Bad GA58"" "Do you really think I'm going to let you float away, Professor?" "McQueen, let go!" " Never!" "Hey, they're coming your way." "Let's go!" "Give it up, McMissile!" "Mater, stop!" "No way!" "You could get hurt!" "Oh, no!" "'Ye Left Turn Inn.'" "Mater, we've got to get that bomb off you." "Bomb?" "Yeah, they strapped it to me to kill you, as a backup plan." "Backup plan?" "Mater, who put a bomb on you?" "You!" "Why didn't my death-ray kill you?" "Death-ray?" "Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!" " Are you all so dense?" "It's voice-activated." "Everything is voice-activated these days." "Deactivate!" "Deactivate!" "Voice denied." "Oops!" "Did I forget to mention that.." "it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it?" "Say it!" " Deactivate." "Voice denied." "Oh!" "I am not the one who activated it." "Would anyone else like to try?" "You read my mind." " Oh, he was getting on my nerves." "What do we do?" " It's very simple." "You'll blow up." "I'm gonna go out on a limb here.." "these are the guys that want me dead, correct?" "It's nothing personal." " Fellers, listen." "I know what you're going through." "Everybody's been laughing at me my whole life too." "But becoming powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams.." "ain't gonna make you feel better." "Yeah, but it's worth a shot." "Pit-stop!" "Not today, boys!" "[In French] You dare messing with my friends!" "Retreat!" "Thanks for the help, Corporal." "Anything for one of Pop's mates." "[In Italian] To hell with these bolts, that doesn't fit the rench." "Well, what's he saying?" "What's wrong?" "None of his renches fit the bolts." "I get it." "I get it!" "I know what needs to be done." "Then do it." " What?" "No, I can't do it." "Look, nobody takes me seriously." "I know that now." "This ain't Radiator Springs." " Yes, it is." "Look here yourself in Radiator Springs." "Be yourself here." "And if.." "If people aren't taking you seriously then they need to change." "Not you." "I know that because I was wrong before." "And you can do this." "You're the bomb." "Thanks, buddy." " No-no-no, you're the actual bomb." "Now, let's go!" " Oh, right!" "Hang on!" "Where's he going?" "Computer?" " Yes, Agent Mater." "I need that thing you done before to get me away from McQueen." "Request acknowledged." "Uh, Mater?" "Now, I need you to do the "shoot."" "The second time, not the first." " Deploying chute." "Who's winning the race?" "Back up!" "Back away!" " It's Lightning McQueen." "Get back!" " No-no-no, it's okay." "Okay, te.." "Tell them, Mater." "Explain." "Okay, somebody's been sabotaging the racers and hurting the cars." "And I know who." "Oh, wait." "Your Magesty." "01:53 01:52" "Bomb!" "It's a bomb!" " He's got a bomb!" "Freeze!" " Everybody down!" "Back up!" "Back up!" "Oh, my God!" "Get off the stage!" "Move it!" " Hold your fire." "He can't disarm it." "Mater, I don't know what you're doing but stand down, now!" "This ain't nothing at all like Radiator Springs." "Mater, just cut to the chase." "Okay, it's him." "What?" "Me?" "You've got to be crazy." "I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this ticking time-bomb.." "with Whitworth bolts, the same bolts that hold together that old.." "British engine from the photograph." "Holley, show that picture!" "Okay." "And then I remembered what they say about old British engines." ""If there ain't no hole under them, there ain't no hole in them."" "What is he talking about?" "It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan." "You just blamed it on me." "Electric cars don't use oil, you twit." "Then you're faking it." "You didn't convert to no electric." "We pop that hood, we're gonna see that engine from the picture right there." "This lorry's crazy!" "He's gonna kill us all!" "Stay away!" "But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater." "Why would he want to hurt anyone?" "To make Allinol look bad." "So everybody go back to using oil." "I mean, he said it himself with that disguised voice." ""Disguised voice"?" "What are you talking about?" "You're nuts, you are!" " This is going nowhere fast." "We really should go, Grandmother." " One moment." "I'd like to see where this is going." "Mater, he created Allinol." "Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field.." "just as the world was trying to find something else?" "What if he came up with 'Allinol' just to make alternative fuel look bad?" ""What if"?" "You're basing this on a "what if"?" "Okay, that's it." " Go on, lads!" "Clear up." " Wait, somebody save me!" "The lorry's crazy!" "Keep away, you idiot!" "Mater!" "Mater!" " Someone do something!" "Drive away!" "You're insane, you are!" "Deactivate!" "[In Spanish] Voice accepted." "Bomb deactivated." "Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod." ":)" "The engine from the photo." " It's a perfect match." "How did the Tow-truck figure it out?" "It's official, you're coming to all my races from now on." "Now, you're talking." "Mater, let's go." "You're on." "Your Magesty, may I present.." "for the investiture of honorary knighthood of the British Realm.." "Tow Mater of Radiator Springs." "Go get them, buddy." "I hereby dub thee, Sir Tow Mater." "Sure." "Shoot!" "You just call me, Mater." "Your Magesty." "I don't wanna hear none of this 'Sir' business." "By the way, have y'all met each other?" "Queen." "McQueen." "McQueen." "Queen." "McQueen." "McMissile." "McMissile." "McQueen." "Queen." "McMissile." "[In Spanish] Welcome to Radiator Springs." "[In Spanish] Home of Lightning McQueen, and Sir Tow Mater." "So there we was, my rocket jet going full blast." "McQueen hanging on for dear life,.." "when suddenly, them 2 nasty Lemons come out of nowhere." "Guns drawed." "We was goners." "But then out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car.." "swoops in from the sky to save us." "It's a very entertaining story, young man." "Oh, Minnie, please." "Come on!" "None of this happened." "Rocket jets, flying spy cars.." "No, you're quite right." "It does sound a bit far-fetched." "Holley, what are you doing here?" "Hello, Mater." "It's so good to see you again." "Finn!" " Our satellites picked up an urgent communiqué." "Oh, so you got my e-mail." "Oh, man." "Y'all is gonna have a great time." "Hey everybody, this here is Finn McMissile." "He's a secret agent." "Don't tell nobody." "And this is Holley Shiftwell." "She's..." " I'm Mater's girlfriend." "It's so nice to meet you all." "Guido believe you now." "Woah, honey." "You got a nasty dent there." "Yeah." " Was that from when you swooped in to save them in London?" "Vann?" " I'm just asking." "Oh, don't you worry." "Sweet pea." "My baby Ramone can get that fixed up for you in no time." "Yes!" "Sure thing, man." "No problemo." "Just let me go get my tools." " No-no-no, I-I'm keeping that dent." "It's way too valuable." ""A valuable dent"?" "Oh, she's as crazy as Mater." "Ah, those two are perfect for each other." "There's one thing I still don't get." "The Bad Guys hit me with the beam from the camera, right?" "So, why didn't I.." "You know..." " Explode in a fiery inferno?" "Yeah!" " We couldn't figure out that one either." "Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline." "And Axlrod engineered it, so that when it got hit... by the beam, it would explode." "Wait a second." "Filmore, you said my fuel was safe." "If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel.." "with my all-natural- sustainable-organic Bio-fuel,.." "just because I never trusted Axlerod." "You're dead wrong, man." "It was him." "Once big oil, always big oil." "Man." " Tree-hugger!" "The Radiator Springs Grand Prix is about to begin." "All spectators clear the Starting Line." "Man, I can't wait to get rocking." "This is gonna be wicked." " Yeah, we should do this every year." "I just figured we never found out who the world's fastest car is." "Plus no press, no trophy, just racing." "The way I like it." " Francesco likes it like this too." "Francesco, I'd like you to meet..." " Signorina Sally." "It is official, Lightning McQueen is luckiest car in the world." "Oh, why thank you." "Which he will have to be to have a chance against Francesco today." "See you at the finish line, Mc..." "What is that?" "Uh, just something I have.." "made up for the occasion." " It's good, McQueen." "Very funny." "Was funny when I did it, but it's very funny." "What are you going to do next?" "Are you going to take off your fenders?" "Try it, you'll like it." "So, he's not so good looking." "Yeah, nice try." " I'm serious." "That's why I love you, Sally." "Wish me luck." "You don't need it." "That Francesco is fine looking." "And those open-wheels." "I'm gonna have to go get myself some coolant." "Go, Lightning!" "Go, Stickers!" " Come on, man!" "Go get them, tiger." " Go, Lightning, give it all!" "Lightning, go!" " Go, McQueen!" "Finn, time to go." "Siddeley's gassed, geared and ready to fly." "You're leaving already?" " We've got another mission, Mater." "Just stopped by here to pick something up." "Something's tell me, you're not talking about souvenir bumper stickers." "Her Magesty's asked for you personally, Mater." "But I told you all before, I'm not a spy." "You know." " Spy or not." "You're still the smartest, most honest chap we've ever met." "Don't forget massively charming." " Well, thanks." "But as much fun as it was hanging with you all." "This.." "This is home." " Lightning!" "That's alright, we understand." "But I'll be back." "You still owe me that first date." "If there's ever anything I can do for you just let me know." "Well, I sure appreciate that." "Thank you." "Actually, there is one thing." "Well, I'll be dog-gone-ed!" "Thanks, Mater!" "[The Pizza Planet Truck]" "Im-po-ssible!" "Mater?" " Hey-hey, check it out!" "They let me keep the rockets!" "I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!" "Not if I see you first!" "THE END" "[Thanks to John Lasseter and Brad Lewis]" "In the first sign of the morning light, old glory's in the sky." "Across the pond, it's afternoon." "And the Union Jack flies high." "We're on our first cup of coffee." " We're on our third cup of tea." "And we can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me." "In this collision of worlds." "Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore." "In this collision of worlds." "Oh, you can't sit this out no more." "Abbey Road." " Route 66." "CIA." " To the MI6." "Right Lane." " Left Lane." "Metric." " Imperial." "Pounds." " Dollars." "Howdy." " Cheerio." "A V8 growl." " To a V12 scream." "Hail to the Chief." " Well, God save the Queen." "Cops." " Bobbies." "Tabasco." " Wasabi." "Pistachio ice-cream!" " In this collision of worlds." "Well, it's too late and you can't stop it now." "In this collision of worlds." "Yeah, find you a place and just watch it now, watch it now." "Yeah, you're a good old boy." " Well, you're a decent bloke." "I'd say it's 'Albany.'" " I'd say it's a joke." "When I look around now, I can see." "We ain't so different, you and me." "Meat and potatoes." " Bangers and mash." "Dollars." " Pounds." "Dash." " Cash." "Autobahn." " To the rising sun." "The i10." " To the M1." "Congress." " Parliament." "President." " The Queen." "Petrol, you say.." " Gasoline." "Now, grab your bird." " And get your girl, now." "It's a small world." "Collision of worlds." "Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore." "In this collision of worlds." "No, you can't sit this out no more." "It's a collision of worlds." "It's too late and you can't stop it now." "Collision of worlds." "Find you an place and watch it now, watch it now." "[Md." "Salim Shahed Shajid]" "[Just wait a few moments for the last song]" "[Subtitle best seen in KMPlayer]" "[Nobody's Fool]" "[By]" "[Brad]" "[Paisley]" "Had the time of my life." "Before I could see." "What was really going on." "And what you really thought of me." "Look at me now." "With eyes open wide." "Wiser today." "And driving away." "With my shattered pride." "Now, I'm nobody's fool." "It ain't no funny anymore." "'Cause now that I'm nobody's fool." "I'd rather be yours, yours." "Well, you know what they say." ""The truth sets you free."" "And that's just great, unless you don't wanna be." "You can keep the last laugh." "'Cause I don't like how it feels." "When you save face, but your heart breaks." "Well, you've cut the wrong deal." "Now, I'm nobody's fool." "And I miss the way it was before." "Don't wanna be nobody's fool." "I wanna be yours, yours, yours." "'Cause I'm a fool anyway." "Whether I leave or stay." "So why, why did I have to run?" "I wanna make you laugh." "I wanna make you smile." "I wanna feel like I belong to someone." "Now, I'm nobody's fool." "It ain't no funny anymore." "Don't wanna be nobody's fool." "I wanna be yours, yours." "Don't wanna be nobody's fool." "I wanna be yours." 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