"♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪" "BMO, I've been playing this 72 hours straight" "Can I please save after this battle?" "No, it takes up too much brain space." "I'm out of candles." "Man, if Finn were here, we'd be doing this in shifts." "Well, let's keep grinding." "I cannot talk and run this game at the same time." "Nooooo!" "Well, I guess that means I'm free." "I live again!" "♪ My name is Jake, and I love my life ♪" "♪ Kissin' on lady 'cause she's basically my wife ♪" "♪ Fixin' up NEPTR 'cause he fell from a tree ♪" "♪ Catchin' up with Maja and A.P.T.W.E. ♪" "♪ Maja's in a coma, and she might not wake up ♪" "♪ I'm glad you got a friend now, even though that's messed up ♪" "♪ Take TV to the market to get him into fruits ♪" "♪ Take a little nappy in my blanket cocoon ♪" "♪ Wake up really early just to cook for my friends ♪" "♪ Later in the field at night, I thought I saw death ♪" "♪ Made myself a boat, and I sailed with a whale ♪" "♪ Took TV to the market so he could try kale ♪" "♪ and some other stuff ♪" "Nice song, Jake." "What a crazy two weeks." "I think I'm ready to hole up and go round two on "Age of Grinders."" "But where's Finn?" "I need him on this adventure." "Well..." "Hold on." "What?" "If you don't know, I'm not sure it's my business to tell you." "Don't you dare, Shelby!" "Give up that greasy gossip!" "Word on the street is Finn's been hangin' with a new lady." "Who the honk is it?" "I don't... muscle princess." "It's perfect." "I don't..." "Me-Mow from the future!" "Nobody knows." "Finn's been keeping this on the super D.L." "Why?" "He's just trying to be careful this time." "Yeah, I get it." "But I still got to know who this girl is." "Okay, just don't blow up his spot." "I won't!" "Hey, Jake." "Hey, science cat." "Where's sword shark?" "He died of old age." "Hey, are you gonna find out who Finn's girlfriend is?" "Who told you that?" "Word gets around, man." "Not to me, apparently." "Let me know the dirt when you find out." "I won't!" "What's that?" "Sounds like a flute coming from above the canopy." "Huntress Wizard!" "Stop." "This isn't working, Finn." "Dude." "Hi, Jake." "What are you doing here?" "I wanted to check out your new lady friend, but I guess she just dumped you like a diaper in the dirt, bro." "I'm sorry, man." "I want you to have a healthy relationship with someone cool." "That's so sweet, Jake." "I love you, man." "Me, too, man." "Okay." "I'm okay." "But, dude, me and Huntress Wizard weren't together." "We're just trying to conjure up the spirit of the forest with my flute spell." "What the blood are you talking about?" "It went down like this." "I was just minding my own business in my new alone place I've been hanging out at." "Hello." "How are you playing like that?" "I don't know." "I'm just making stuff up." "Something in your notes has the quality of a powerful evocation spell." "What spirit guides your hands?" "Tell me, or I'll put this up your nose." "First off, I'm a great fighter." "And I'm especially agile when I'm nude, so good luck." "Second, my flute improv ain't no secret." "I let my grass hand do whatever it wants, which is usually sort of shreddy and busy." "Let me see that hand." "You're what I've been looking for." "Lookin' for a dope boyfriend." "No, man, she thinks my grass arm flute playing could summon the spirit of the forest." "I've been playing different songs for two weeks, though, and he hasn't shown up yet." "Who's that, her ex-boyfriend?" "I guess they used to hang out but maybe in some kind of mentor-student capacity." "So my theory holds." "You can still make this happen." "Yeah, I really want to help her summon this dude." "Finn, that's not why you're here." "That's why I'm here." "Come on, let's make some magic happen." "Yeah, my magic flute spell." "Finn." "I had an idea." "Hi." "I think the problem is your flute." "We should make you a better one from a magical tusk." "Like the tusk of the legendary thunderboar that lives in these woods." "I'm down for whatever if it helps." "I'm also here." "Hey, what's up?" "It's late." "Why don't you guys crash at my place tonight?" "We'll start the hunt first thing in the morning." "Ha-ha!" "I'm like your sleepover chaperone." "Grow up." "You grow up, you teen!" "So, yeah, here's the place." "We got some nice soft dirt right over here." "Pantry, in case you want a snack, bathroom." "I got a console if you get bored, but it was a gift, so I haven't really set it up yet." "Night, boys." "Dude, I think I figured it out." "You can't summon the spirit of the forest 'cause you ain't playing that flute for him." "You got a crush on H.W." "H.W.'s just training me to live an ascetic life like her." "Kay, I buy that for like zero seconds." "Before we hunt the thunderboar, you should drink from this enchanted spring." "It might give you crazy dreams, but when you wake up, you'll be immune to the boar's electrical attacks." "Let's roll those dice." "Hey, dude, are you sure you want to do that?" "I've had plenty of weird dreams befo... okay!" "That was fast." "Welcome." "I am the spirit of the forest." "Wow, dude, we've been trying to summon you for weeks." "And why do you seek me?" "I don't, personally, but Huntress Wizard really wants to talk to you, man." "Did you know that a wolf's eyes are on the front of its head?" "But, yeah, didn't you guys used to hang?" "Most predatory species are like that." "This little buddy doesn't even know I'm here." "Fella, I don't want to have a science talk right now." "Huntress Wizard only sees straight ahead." "Eyes on the prize." "Now, why did you really need to see me?" "Yeah!" "Can you make me immune to electricity?" "Here." "Whoa." "Now plunge that into your heart." "And this'll give me immunity to electricity?" "I'll do it..." "To help Huntress Wizard." "How long was I out?" "Seven long, harrowing seconds." "Hold still." "Yeah, feels fine." "Great." "Now we can hunt down the thunderboar." "Yeah, the boar." "Try to stay focused." "Magic dog, what do you smell?" "Mostly Finn but also some kind of giant wild pig." "There!" "Jake's joking." "I smell fine." "Eee!" "Hey!" "Good work." "You just wanted a tusk?" "You could have asked!" "You can stop." "He is not coming." "He's gone for good, and I should just deal." "Maybe if I played it a little jazzier, like all syncopated?" "Hey!" "Why don't you two try playing together?" "Use that chemistry to guide the music." "Yeah, just get in there." "Cozy up." "I guess we've tried everything else." "Wow!" "What?" "!" "Who summons me with the sweet song of longing?" "Hey." "Can you see me now?" "Yes." "How's it been going?" "I've been talking to a lot of twigs." "Where have you been, dude?" "I've been right here." "But the forces that drew us close became obscured as you drifted into the lifestyles of magic city livin'." "Attracting forces come and go." "It's the way of the world." "I still can't tell if you guys dated." "But I'm ready to come back now." " Are you, though?" " That's what I'm saying." "Finn, who was your flute spell for?" "Um..." "I was playing my flute for you the whole time, but I knew you had a thing with this dude, and he seems cool, so I was just gonna keep playing this flute song about my secret feelings until my flute broke." "I..." "I worry that hard meat don't get eat." "That is to say if I ever find what I'm looking for," "I'll become soft and I'll cease to matter in this world." "What?" "Fear of softness is what drove me to the mad and sad world of wizarding." "And, Finn..." "Yeah?" "What?" "My flute spell was for you, too." "You're an exceptional beast, and you have great hair." "But exceptional beasts like us cannot fall in love." "That is the secret of ordinary people." "That's real dumb." "I agree." "Wait, you agree with me or her?" "Take it easy, Huntress Wizard." "Man, I can't believe all you can do is upgrade your armor in this game." "It's all about patience and treating each grueling, repetitive battle as if it were your first." "Snap!" "Finally!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "What a bad and boring game." "It was just what I needed." "I'm sorry it didn't work out with Huntress Wizard." "She just needs time to miss how cool you are." "Attracting forces come and go, man."