"Oh, nuts." "Hey, Michelle, what's going on?" "I can't reach." "I'm too little." "Well, that's what's nice about big sisters." "They're bigger." "Be very careful." "Voilà, it's finished." "Not yet." "Come on, it's a masterpiece." "What more does it need?" "This:" "Now it's finished." "Are you sure your wedding announcement is in today's paper?" "Better be, I got copies for all my relatives." "They love to see my name in print." "Oh, here it is." "This is so exciting." "So how about those 49ers, huh?" " Give me that paper." " You don't wanna see this." " You don't." "You don't." " Give me this." "Thank you." ""Rebecca Donaldson, award-winning journalist and popular host of the Wake Up, San Francisco show to wed Jerzy Katsopolis"?" "Jerzy Katsopolis." "Sounds like a Greek cow." "Honey, don't worry, nobody reads this stuff anyway." "Hi, Danny." "Hi, Becky." "Hi, Jerzy." "That's it." "I quit." "I'm way too mature for those dodo-head Honeybees." "Steph, you can't quit." "I just spent 12 bucks for this new pollen sac." "There's no way I'm going to that dumb Honeybee slumber party on Saturday." "What was that all about?" "I think I know." "Those slumber parties, they're for mothers and daughters." "I remember when Pam took D.J." "Poor Steph." "Becky, I just got an idea." " This might be a lot to ask" " Danny, it's no problem." "I would love to take Stephanie to the slumber party." "I'll be in Lake Tahoe on Saturday." "I'll make sure I'm back in plenty of time." "Thank you, Becky, and if you ever need someone to slumber for you, I'm there." "I better be there too." "BECKY:" "Hi, Michelle." " Hi, Becky." "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, Joey." "Hi, Uncle Jerzy." "[KNOCKING]" "Steph?" "STEPH:" "You don't have to talk to me." "I'm okay." "Well, I was just thinking about that slumber party" "Slumber parties are so dumb." "It's just a bunch of people sleeping on the floor." "Gee, I'm sorry you feel that way." "I was hoping you and I could go to that slumber party together." "Really?" "You'd go with me?" "We're gonna get to sleep on the floor!" "Thanks, Becky." "I can't wait until Saturday." "It's the least I could do for a fellow Honeybee." "You were a Honeybee?" "Are you kidding?" "[BOTH SINGING HONEYBEES' SONG]" "DANNY:" "So, what do you guys think?" "You could set up your new production company here in the attic." "Careful, I just waxed the floor." "You waxed the attic floor?" "You think that's bad?" "Here's a mouse trap on a doily." "Hey, this place is perfect." "It'll make a great studio." "We'll just have to get rid of all this junk." "Junk?" "This is my life." "My most cherished treasures arranged by decade and in alphabetical order, from my ant farm to my Zorro sword." "This is your life?" "Dead ants and a plastic sword?" "Okay, it's a sad life, but it's my life." "All right, I got an idea." "This Saturday, you have a yard sale." "And the money that you make, you can use to buy yourself a new life." "Saturday's impossible." "I'm taking Michelle shopping." "I'll take the kid shopping." "There, now you got no excuses." "All right." "We'll have a sale." "But I'm not selling my collection of bottle caps." "Boy, somebody out there with a collection of uncapped bottles is gonna be very disappointed." " Okay, but I'm in charge of this sale." "JOEY  JESSE:" "Yeah." " Everything has to go to loving families." "JOEY  JESSE:" "Yeah." "I want background checks and follow-up visits...." "Why are you packing now?" "The party's not for six hours." "You know the Honeybee motto:" ""Always bee ready."" " Bonjour, ladies." "D.J.:" "Hi, Kimmy." "STEPH:" "Kimmy, why do I see luggage?" "Well, the mattress is a little soft but I can rough it." "Get your bony bod off my bed." "Oh, I forgot to mention since you're not gonna be here Kimmy's gonna sleep in your bed." "Ew, Gibbler drool on my pillow." "I'm gonna cover my bed with Saran Wrap." "Whoa." "This could be a pretty scary thing to wake up to." "Patrick Swayze." "Now, that says "Good morning."" "Uncle Jesse, let's go shopping." "We will." "I have to find out where we're gonna go." "To the mall." "Let's move it, mister." "Well, Dad usually takes Michelle to the Teeny Tiny Tots Shop." "Oh, yeah, just where I wanna be seen." "I'm leaving without you." "Give me the credit card." "Oh, they learn so young." "Girls, if anybody calls tell them I'm out shooting pool and buying power tools." " I'll drive." " Get back here, you shorty." "Come here." "Danny, how's it going?" "What have you sold so far?" "Not a thing." "Isn't that crazy?" "What's crazy are these prices." "Seventy dollars for an old bowling trophy?" "I didn't even know you were a good bowler." "I'm not." "I won this trophy for cleanest ball." "Oh, come on." "A hundred and eight-five dollars for a pair of platform shoes?" "That's a bargain." "I was wearing these shoes when I learned to dance the hustle." "I was doing great till I smacked my head on the disco ball." "All right, she's back, and she's cooler than ever." "Yo, hot wheels!" " What have you done to my baby?" "JESSE:" "Nothing." "I found this store, Hell's Little Angels." "I got a tattoo." "Jesse, I'll kill you." "Relax, it washes off." "JOEY:" ""Born to behave"?" "Yeah, she wants to be like her Uncle Jesse." "Please take over the sale." "No discounts." "Come on, we're going shopping at the Teeny Tiny Tots Shop." "Come on, Danny, she's gonna be the hottest babe in school." "Jess, she goes to preschool, not reform school." " Let's roll, Daddy-o." "DANNY:" "Okay, honey." "Where is Becky?" "Take it easy, she's only 20 seconds late." "We're gonna go down to the video store and rent Dirty Dancing." "It's Crazy for Swayze night." "Have a nice party." "Stay as long as you like." "My parents said if I wanted to, I could live here forever." "[PHONE RINGING]" "I'll get it." " Hello?" " Steph, it's Becky." "Becky, where are you?" "Honey, I'm in Placerville." "I just got to a phone." "Look, my car broke down." "I dropped my transmission." "Well, pick it up and get over here." "We're gonna miss the party." "Honey, I'm sorry, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it." "I feel terrible." "It's okay." "Thanks anyway." "Bye." "I didn't wanna go to that party anyway, Comet." "Just a bunch of girls with their moms." "How boring." "We'll have much more fun by ourselves." "Right, Comet?" "Steph, what are you doing?" "Becky's gonna be here any minute." "No, she's not." "Her car broke down in Placerville." "Oh, Steph, that's awful." "Hey, I'll take you." "To a slumber party?" "Hey, I slumber, I party." "But it's for mothers and daughters." "And you're a boy." "Well, I won't tell if you won't." "Come on, Steph, your friends all know me." "Now, we are going to that party, and we are gonna have a ton of fun." "Are you sure?" "Honeybee's honor." "[SINGS HONEYBEES' SONG]" "Okay, I'll go." "I'll go." "I'll go." "But please, don't sing at the party." "Just let me get it out of my system." "[CONTINUES SINGING HONEYBEES' SONG]" "[CHATTERING]" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" " Hi, Steph." " Hi, Lisa." "What did you bring Joey for?" "Oh, don't mind me." "Tonight I'm just one of the girls." " Hi, ladies." " Hi, Joey." "Where's Rebecca?" "Oh, she can't make it, so I'm the DH:" "Designated Honeybee." "You're just in time for some Barbie." "Great, throw an extra shrimp on for me." "Joey, that's Barbie doll." "Oh, well, hey, that's even better." "I love playing Barbie." "Oh, look, it's Malibu Barbie." "[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Like total Barbie-robics, dude." "That's not Malibu Barbie." "That's Superstar Barbie." "JOEY:" "I guess it is, huh?" "[IN DEEP VOICE] Well, I'm more of a Ken kind of guy anyhow." "Hey, Barbie, looks like you and I have a lot in common." "I mean, we both have plastic heads we can't blink, and we have no internal organs." "So let's boogie, Barbie, baby." "Joey, cut it out." " Mother-daughter jump rope." "GIRLS:" "Yeah." "Come on, Steph." "Let's do the one we like:" "The Little Dutch Girl." "What am I doing here?" "[IN UNISON] I'm a little Dutch girl dressed in blue" "These are the things I used to do" "Salute to the captain, curtsy to" "Get caught in the rope like a big dumb dope." "Next." "[PLAYING CHORDS]" "Good, you're home." "I wanna show you how a 3-year-old without a police record is supposed to dress." "Come on in, honey." "Hello, gentlemen." "What happened to my motorcycle mama?" "I'll bet you even washed off her tattoo." "With lavender soap." "So, Jess, how did my yard sale go?" " Terrific." "Got rid of everything." " No." "That's impossible." "No one could afford my prices." "I love it when your dad's eyes bug out like that." "Well, sorry you got stuck with another cutesy dress, pal." "I like this dress." "I picked it out myself." "But you like the stuff that I picked better, right?" "No." "You didn't like those biker clothes?" "I liked them for Halloween." "Oh, no." "I did to you what my dad used to do to me." "He was always dressing me up just like him." "He always made me wear these little munchkin leisure suits." "He was trying to achieve that dad-and-lad look." "To this day, I have nightmares of white belts and matching shoes." "I'm sorry I tried to do the same thing to you, pal." "No problem." " You know what?" " What?" "I think you look like a little princess." "Thank you, daddy-o." "You sold everything?" "You better have a $187,000 in your pocket." "Well, I don't have any money, but I do have a key." "I knew how much all that junk meant" "Your treasures meant to you so I had them put in a storage locker." "Thanks, Jess." "But to get you through the night, I did save a few select items." "Your Lone Ranger lunchpail with matching Tonto thermos." " Your Mr. Magoo shampoo." " [AS MAGOO]"Oh, Waldo."" "Your 8-track player and cartridge of "Shake Your Booty."" "Nice, but what's "Shake Your Booty" without--?" "Come to Papa." "[PHONE RINGING]" "JESSE:" "I'll get it." "Michelle, these are very important to Daddy." "Talk to me." "Joseph, where are you, man?" "Becky had car trouble so I'm here with Steph at her slumber party." "Oh, she's doing great." "By the way, I took third in the p.j. competition." "Yeah." "Listen, I gotta go." "They're ready to start the relay race." "Yeah." "Okay." "Bye." "Okay, now, girls, mothers" "I mean, parent" " Uh...." "Big people." "The object of this game is to race with an egg in a spoon without dropping it." "But the tough part is, we'll be wearing high heels." "[LAUGHING]" "Silly me, I guess I left my high heels at home." " Don't worry, I've got an extra pair." " Oh, great, I hope they go with my p.j.'s." "Basic black, that'll work." "Okay, Steph." "Okay, everybody, I want you to go once around the coffee table then back to your starting place you'll hand off your eggs and your spoons." "Girls go first." "Ready, set, go!" " Go." "JOEY:" "Go, Steph." "MOTHER 1:" "Don't drop it, honey." "JOEY:" "Let's go, Steph." " Yes!" "Yeah!" "MOTHER 2:" "Hurry." "Come on, give it to Mother!" "MOTHER 3:" "Oh, she's quick." "Go!" "GIRLS:" "Go!" "[GIRLS SCREAMING]" "Oh, Joey." "Sorry, Steph." "If these heels were my size we would've definitely won." "Besides, that blond lady cut me off." "I knew this was a bad idea." "Let's play beauty parlor." "Daughters make up moms, then moms make up daughters." "GIRLS:" "Yeah!" "No, this works out great." "I've been looking for a way to highlight these cheekbones." "Why don't we skip beauty parlor and play something else?" "No." "Why can't we do the makeovers?" "Because of me, that's why." "Steph." "Stephanie." "Steph." "[KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND'S "SHAKE YOUR BOOTY" PLAYING]" "Let's dance." "Come on, Michelle, this was the golden age of music." "Don't fight it." "Feel it." "Oh, it's the fun part, let's go." "You ready?" "[DANNY SINGING ALONG]" "Now I know why disco died." "It didn't die, it's just been in the Witness Protection Program." "DANNY:" "Stephanie?" " Would you just stop and talk to me?" "There's nothing to talk about." "I don't have a mother and there's nothing you guys can say to change that, right?" "See?" "I'd better go deal with this." "I'll never eat another Cheesy Yum Yum as long as I live." "I want my bed back." "Steph, you're supposed to be gone tonight." "It was a stupid party with stupid people, and stupid mother-daughter makeovers." "Uh, Kimmy, can I have a word with Steph alone?" "I'm out of here." "Steph?" "Just forget it." "Hey, Dad, can I have a minute alone with my sister?" "Sure, Deej." "I'll be downstairs." "Sorry you had such a bad time tonight." " I know exactly how you feel." " No, you don't." "When you were 8 you got to go to the Honeybee slumber party with Mom." "But that doesn't mean I don't miss her just as much as you do." "It's not fair." "All those girls with their moms tonight were so happy." "Why couldn't I be happy too?" "Steph, it's okay." "You know, sometimes I look at other girls with their moms and feel the same way." "How do you make the feeling go away?" "It's hard." "But something that helps me is...." "Well, I think of the things that we do have that other people don't have." "Like what?" "Well, we have three people that love us a lot." "We're the only ones with a dad, an Uncle Jesse, and a Joey." " And we have something else too." " We do?" "We have each other." "I'll bet Steph must hate me for dragging her to that slumber party." "Now, come on, Joey, your heart was in the right place." "Yeah, she'll thank you for it someday." "Joey, thanks for taking me to that party tonight." "Boy, someday came pretty fast." "Are you okay, Steph?" "Yeah, I feel better." "I'm sorry I ran out like that." "I mean, you were playing with Barbies, jumping rope, wearing high heels." "And you did it all for me." "Us Honeybees, we gotta stick together." "I love you." "D.J.:" "Let's go, Steph." "We're gonna go back to the slumber party." "Steph, you sure you wanna go back?" "Yeah, we're gonna do makeovers together." "How would I look in your Passion Plum eye shadow?" "It's you, babe." "DANNY:" "Have fun." "D.J.:" "Bye." "STEPH:" "Bye, Dad." "JOEY:" "Bye." "Boy, those are two pretty terrific kids." "Yeah, and that's a pretty terrific pair of jammies you got there." "Now, Joseph, tell me, I wanna know a little more about this jumping rope playing with Barbies." "Yeah, how come you never wear high heels to any of our parties?" "Well, I guess it's just a night with the boys." "Do you wanna watch all of Dirty Dancing or should I just fast forward to the kissing scenes?" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"