"Howard." "Morning." "Delivery for mcgill." "What are you doing here?" "it's been a while." "Thought I should come and check in on you." "Did I hear music?" "Hmm?" "No." "No." "I was just..." "Let me get that for you." "Yep." "likewise." "my friend." "Don't take that as any undue pressure." "Um..." "I'm thinking of maybe coming in for an hour or two next week." "Kind of play it by ear." "if you feel comfortable." "we certainly would love to have you." "We will take anything we can get. and get Ernesto to give you a heads-up." "That sounds great." "How's Ernie working out?" "he's been fine." "For the most part." "Excellent." "Everything on track with sandpiper?" "Moving along." "Davis and main are really pulling their weight." "They better." "It's a complex case. that's for sure." "Yeah." "Anyone heard from Jimmy?" "yes." "I've talked to him." "How is he?" "He's fine." "Doing well." "i have some news." "He's working at Davis and main." "Doing what?" "Working as an attorney." "Hmm." "Clifford main hired Jimmy?" "Mmm-hmm." "he had his doubts." "But he's giving Jimmy a chance." "Jimmy's name would come up." "Yeah... they just..." "They love him." "they do." "Hmm." "cliff thought it would be a good idea continuity." "Hmm." "Jimmy certainly has a way with people." "He does." "They're aware of his background at Davis and main?" "His education? cliff did talk to me beforehand." "I didn't pull any punches." "I tried to paint a complete picture." "But I didn't stand in the way." "Of course not." "Nor should you." "Kim wexler pushed for this." "Hard." "stand in the way." "Partner track?" "uh..." "Yeah." "I assume so." "That's great." "Good for Jimmy." "right?" "Yep." "I'll get out of your hair." "Anything else you need me to add to Ernie's list?" "all set." "All good." "Howard." "Any time." "You truly are missed." "No pressure." "Hmm." "Francis: "Document review willbecoordinated throughhhm." "the following documents have been requested from sandpiper as part of our initial discovery petition. from all sandpiper locations." "invoices and transaction documents from all supply companies used by sandpiper." "lists of all past and present official sandpiper vendors." "any and all business agreements and contracts between sandpiper and its distributors." "records of residents' social security check receipts." "allowance transaction statements." "resident invoices non-related to..." "Kim:" "I'm loving the new look." "How's Santa fe?" "It's..." "It's really..." "Wha... see." "What'd I tell you?" "Is it a nice place?" "finest in temporary corporate housing." "Can't wait to see it." "Maybe I should leave hhm." "Get on the cushy d and m train." "It is very cushy." "Amazing." "I'm so happy for you." "Thanks." "things are really turning around." "of my own place to buy." "In Santa fe?" "Not sure yet." "Maybe someplace closer to Albuquerque." "Since I'm going between the two so much." "halfway points?" "I was thinking..." "Wait." "What about corrales?" "Corrales." "not so little." "With open floor plan." "I don't want any walls disrupting my chi." "Yeah." "but I'm thinking i definitely want some decent acreage." "Get in touch with nature." "Horses." "Come on." "You could get horses." "that would be so amazing." "Too expensive." "They... right?" "It's oats that they're always eating?" "Worth it." "And the horse shoes." "Have to get 'em shoes and nail 'em with a hammer." "It's totally worth it." "A long ride through the country and then a glass of wine on the back patio at sunset." "we should get one of those smokers." "We could just barbecue for days." "we definitely gotta get a smoker." "i gotta go to the salon." "They're delivering my new company car." "Ah!" "Are you serious?" "What?" "where's my solid gold blimp?" "not that one." "The other one." "Jealous?" "Totally." "I forgot." "I got your present." "One sec." "such a beautiful wrapping job." "It's a shame to open it." "It's a gift." "Be grateful." "Just keeping it real." "very good." "All right." "Thanks." "See you tonight?" "Maybe." "If you play your cards right." "beautiful." "ladies?" "right?" "It's got all leather interior." "Heated seats for those cold desert mornings." "This must be what heaven looks like." "Hey!" "Goodbye hug?" "No?" "we'll forego the tears and just say "till we meet again." "Must be metric." "Hey!" "What..." "What are you doing here?" "I work here." "Oh." "Small world." "So is this the parking lot for the police station?" "It is." "do you?" "Why don't you pull around over there?" "we'll have a little talk." "okay." "Why are you here?" "I have business with the police." "what business might that be?" "i was robbed." "Somebody broke into my house and stole my property." "Your drugs?" "i didn't tell the cops that." "I'm not stupid." "You've already spoken to them?" "A couple of them came by my house." "But it's not the drugs that I care about." "I care." "It's my baseball cards I need back." "Your baseball cards?" "Yes. and someone stole them. but it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police." "Being a criminal and all." "I'm not here as a criminal." "I'm here as a crime victim." "I no longer have a right to protection from crime?" "And I was very careful when I talked to them." "They have no idea about my other business." "why are you here?" "They called me." "They have a few more questions." "They are very dedicated to finding this thief. let me explain it to you." "They've invited you on a fishing trip." "What's that?" "A fishing trip?" "Those cops have no interest in helping you get your cards back." "You're obviously under suspicion." "There was nothing there for them to see." "I refer you to our previous conversation and this blinking neon sign of a vehicle that says "drug dealer." "They suspect you. lull you into a false sense of security and then they will sweat you." "And you will break." "I don't..." "I disagree." "Not open for debate." "You go home now." "But I have an appointment." "Break it." "you do not answer the phone." "But what about my baseball cards?" "The cost of doing business." "No!" "no!" "I'm getting those back." "I will take the risk." "you won't." "Because then you'll be putting my well-being at risk." "I have to." "I... some of them were my dad's" "and I am getting them back." "I'm getting them back." "I'll find your cards." "Is..." "Is that something you do?" "that's..." "That is so generous of you." "it'll cost you." "Oh." "Okay." "We should discuss some sort of financial arrangement in which I..." "Well... then." "Jesus." "Come on in." "I didn't mean to interrupt." "Not at all." "I was just blowing off some steam." "you sound good." "Thank you." "Clears the head." "You play? but then I decided there were easier ways to get girls." "I hope you've got a way to decompress." "Everybody needs something." "How're you settling in?" "Great." "It's..." "It's quite a step up for me." "we're happy to have you." "Jimmy." "cliff." "Um..." "I'm happy to be here." "Great." "All right." "Better get back to it." "I suppose." "Um... i might have found something in the initial disclosures." "yeah?" "Schweikart and cokely keep referring to the "optional allowance program." "But I checked a number of residents' contracts." "Not a single one has opted out." "Which makes me think it's more of a mandatory financial arrangement." "And you're thinking that's the "failure to state claim that they filed in their answer?" "thereby voluntary." "I think we can counter that if opting in their "voluntary" claims don't hold water." "You might be on to something here." "Jimmy." "cliff." "Hola." "Hola." "Comoestas?" "Welcome." "How can I help you?" "I was hoping to get an estimate." "My car." "micoche." "You do cars?" "cars." "I was hoping to get my seats reupholstered." "Um..." "Take a look?" "thinking something new." "Give the old girl a little love." "He said you should save your money and get a new car." "it has a sentimental value." "Classic car." "Hmm." "what material do you want?" "Well... definitely." "Um..." "Maybe alligator?" "Too much money." "it has a sentimental value." "He says alligator's gonna look all wrong." "Cheaper might be better." "show me what you'd pick." "Oh!" "senor." "he will help you." "Okay?" "How'd you find me?" "Why are you here?" "Baseball cards." "you saw that mid-life crisis of a vehicle and wisely decided to cut ties with the man." "too." "And then you ripped him off." "I'm sure those baseball cards looked like an easy way to make a few extra bucks off that idiot." "too." "But you underestimated just how big an idiot you were dealing with." "I am pretty aware." "then you underestimated how attached the man was to those cards." "he called the police and reported them stolen." "Now they're nosing around." "That sounds like a "you" problem." "I think it's very much an "us" problem." "I guess I'll just have to take my chances..." "Good luck to you." "i was hoping you'd see our dilemma and do the right thing." "But I think what we have here now is a carrot and stick situation." "yeah?" "This the stick?" "Hmm?" "uh?" "old man." "I'm not here to threaten your family." "And the name of the stick is tuco salamanca. and tuco finds out about your little side business." "That a big enough stick?" "i prefer the carrot." "too." "what would that be? and you net roughly... 000." "And how exactly does that work?" "Chuck:" "Ernesto." "Ernesto:" "Hey." "Going somewhere?" "we are." "Pryce:" "She's a little tricky around the corners." "and you gotta go with the premium gas." "but it makes a huge difference." "And I would get her washed at least once a week." "And spring for the hand wax." "You're gonna want that extra layer of protection for the clear coat." "She deserves the best." "I'll make sure the boys at the chop shop are real gentle with her." "Why?" "No." "You think I'd be caught dead driving that thing?" "It looks like a school bus for six-year-old pimps." "All right." "Shall we move this along?" "Aaron." "there is jeter." "Mantle." "Mantle." "There's mantle!" "Are we good?" "Uh... that looks like everyone." "they're here." "Looks like everyone's here." "the other item?" "our business is concluded." "i can't help thinking an apology was in order." "it's the police again." "Sandpiper hasn't really responded to our discovery requests. but nothing actually relevant to the particulars in this case." "No real surprise there." "Erin." "how we doing with client outreach? I'm thinking we should try wrangling some of this stuff from the clients themselves. going back to the eisenhower administration. it's gonna be slow going." "I'm so sorry to interrupt. she keeps all of her paperwork in..." "She keeps it in..." "Jimmy." "key fobs and electronics." "Chuck." "Welcome." "have a seat." "Don't mind me." "everybody." "I'm sorry for the interruption." "Just pretend I'm not here." "Happy to have you." "where were we?" "yeah." "I was saying..." "Um..." "Getting documents from some of the clients..." "We definitely have some packrats." "God bless 'em. and I spent the whole afternoon sorting through just a haystack of recipes and half-off coupons for big lots." "we've got copies of this woman's monthly statements going back to march 1997. but our clients will always be our best resource." "they have ribbon candy." "Chuck:" "Jimmy." "Hello?" "What are you doing here?" "My name is on the building." "So great to have you here." "I'll be in my office." "Why are you here?" "To bear witness." "James mcgill." "It's ehrmantraut." "You still morally flexible?" "i might have a job for you." "Where and when?" "Take a seat." "thank you for coming in and talking to us." "Yeah." "Of course." "we've been looking at the reports and we have a few small follow-up questions." "Sorry to waste your time." "Just standard stuff." "There's really no need for a lawyer to be here." "I'm here in more of an advisory capacity." "Dan just wanted a friendly face next to him." "we're all friendly here." "Look at us." "Four friends." "We just want to get the facts straight so we can help you get your property for you." "it's fine." "there's no need to... it's just standard procedure." "officers don't always get all the information we need in their report." "We just want to find the guys who took your baseball cards." "that's... uh... my uncle had a Ty Cobb tobacco card." "Kept that thing behind six inches of glass like it was the Mona Lisa or something." "Wow!" "Ty Cobb?" "Tell him to keep the lights low." "Even artificial lighting has a certain amount of ultraviolet radiation over the long-term... um..." "Can you just remind us exactly where you kept your cards in the house? it's no longer an issue." "I found them." "you found the cards?" "Pryce:" "Yup." "in person." "You found them." "Where?" "Around the house?" "I hired a private investigator yeah." "Really?" "So where were they?" "it's fine." "It is." "I really..." "I ought to get out of your hair." "You've wasted enough time on me." "No." "No." "It's okay." "It's our job." "We just want to get the facts right so we can help close this case for you." "It's done." "Case closed!" "you guys have on your hands." "and gangs and..." "Dan." "Why don't you get some air?" "You can have some coffee." "I'll finish up with the detectives here." "guys." "I'm guessing your two fine uniformed officers and that's why you two are so interested in helping my friend here." "I get it. it's gonna make anyone suspicious." "there is nothing illegal going on here." "Then why is he so nervous?" "the flop sweat is kind of suspect." "don't we?" "Who among us is without sin?" "But those sins aren't all of the criminal variety." "okay?" "very private." "Private like drug dealer maybe?" "Jimmy:" "No." "No." "He's being evasive because it's a sensitive subject." "Very delicate." "And of no concern to law enforcement. we're gonna need a little more than that." "this all comes down to a personal dispute." "That's all." "It's between Mr. wormald and..." "His art patron." "Art patron?" Yeah. for whom..." "Mr. wormald provides art in exchange for this gentleman's generous..." "We'll call it "patronage." "Art." "Like what?" "Paintings?" "It's more like digital media." "Salerno:" "Digital media?" "He made videos for the man." "What kind of videos?" "of an artistic nature." "That's what was in the hiding place." "That's what it's for." "So this art patron stole the videos and the baseball cards?" "there was a misunderstanding." "call it creative differences." "Artists are volatile creatures." "Hmm." "okay?" "Two consenting adults had a falling out." "That happens." "And the patron stole the videos and Mr. wormald will not be pressing charges." "What was on these videos?" "They were private." "You've said that." "They were videos intended to titillate the senses." "so porn." "Not... no." "Not as such." "Technically they would be categorized as fetish videos." "But nothing illegal." "a fully clothed man just all by himself." "fully clothed." "Uh..." "Yeah." "So... a fully-clothed Mr. wormald by himself." "Doing what?" "man." "What?" "Squat cobbler." "What's a squat cobbler?" "Squat cobbler." "You know what squat cobbler is." "I don't know what a squat cobbler is." "me neither." "What is it?" "What?" "You two guys are cops?" "Hoboken squat cobbler!" "Full moon moon-pie." "Boston cream splat." "Seriously?" "Simple Simon the ass man?" "am I not speaking English here?" "What the hell is a squat cobbler?" "It's when a man sits in pie." "He sits in a pie and he wiggles around." "Maybe it's like hellmann's mayonnaise." "It has a different name west of the rockies." "I don't know. which makes it more specialized." "Not all pie sitters cry." "But I'm gonna tell you something." "This guy is a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up." "like apple?" "all right?" "Banana cream." "Peach." "And there is a costume involved." "You gotta be shitting us." "like I'd make this up." "my friends." "But trust me on this." "You don't want to see it." "right?" "great." "tiny hanging Chad." "What?" "What Chad?" "You're gonna have to make a video." "wait." "So he eats the pies or just sits in them?" "Both." "Whatever you want." "Which comes first?" "It's dealer's choice." "right?" "That's a safe bet." "How the hell did you come up with that? I still would not have come up with that." "she speaks through me." "I am but a humble vessel." "they bought it?" "Yeah." "Wow! but this definitely takes the cake." "Kim." "Takes the pie." "Yeah." "Sorry." "I should just jump off the roof right now." "should feel bad about yourself." "can you tell a story?" "i think it was the video that clinched it." "What video?" "Wait." "Wait." "You actually made a video?" "ol' Dan really committed." "I believed the tears." "this is a leftover prop." "It was extra. so I overbought." "untouched by human buttocks." "You fabricated evidence?" "I made a video." "Not exactly evidence." "You used it to exonerate a client." "You used falsified evidence to exonerate a client." "Hmm." "I think you are splitting hairs." "I'm not splitting hairs." "What if Davis and main find out you faked evidence?" "It wasn't a Davis and main client." "It was a nothing little pro-bono thing." "It was off the clock." "It was totally my own thing." "Why?" "Why would you risk the best job you've ever had for some pro-bono case?" "I was doing a favor for a friend." "Risking disbarment?" "That's some friend." "It's fine." "It worked out." "Davis and main are none the wiser." "you're playing with fire here." "I didn't see you complaining when Ken the douchebag paid our bar bill the other night." "No." "That was a little bit of rule-breaking right there." "a lot." "That is so not the same thing." "How?" "What's the difference?" "That had nothing to do with work and we were just screwing around." "This..." "Fabricating evidence... this could really hurt you." "If they find out." "If you get caught..." "They're never gonna find out." "Seriously?" "You sound like every dumb criminal out there." "they will find out." "Jimmy?" "What is the point?" "I cannot hear about this sort of thing." "Ever again." "Okay?" "Jimmy." "You won't."