"Previously on Heist" "Welcome to Rodeo Drive" "Anything worth stealing can be found right here." "We go during Academy Awards week." "When the most expensive jewelry on the planet will be moving through these stores." "You got a list of the stolen items?" "Uh,item." "It's an Incan talisman." "Keep your enemies close So,which is more fun ?" "The cops ?" "Or the robbers ?" "I don't know yet." "your people don't make good quarterbacks." "How would you feel if I said all Irish people were drunks ?" "we have to be,to put up with the blacks." "Hey!" "As detectives, you all suck!" "I want you working with O'Brien." "She thought she saw her father tonight." "Mickey?" "He's been dead seven years." "Another pizza delivery guy was reported missing." "Do what I say or everybody dies!" "Here comes our boy." "I'm supposed to get a cab." "I saved your life so keep your mouth shut." "And we know where you live." "Ten grand for the kid." "In my younger days, this would have been the perfect smash and grab." "It's a good aing you met me." "Why settle for the window display when in a few months time we'll own every diamond in 90210?" "You're feeling a little cocky after that bank job." "Oh, you gotta be a little cocky to take down London Brothers," "Cabot and Christophe, as well as Bvlgari in one shot." "Afternoon." "If we do this right, we go down in history as the crew that stole the sparkle from the Academy Awards." "But if we get this wrong..." "I have no intention of being your cell mate, James." "You the man with the plan." "Have you thought about our getaway yet?" "It's outstanding." "Really brilliant work on my part." "And what about the way in?" "Sometimes we have to prey on the weaknesses of others." "Oh, that's nice!" "Is that wool blend?" " Cashmere." "I didn't even know they made those." "Does it breathe?" "Actually quite cool." "Mm." "Let's do this." "Wait a minute, hold it, hold it." "Who are you?" "Who are you guys?" "Are you Robert Patrick Ryerson?" "Husband to Ellen and father to Jamie and Aileen?" "Yes!" "Tomorrow you will receive a phone call." "Say exactly this or your life as you know it will be over." "Girls." "Beautiful, beautiful." "Heist, Episode 2" "Sex, Lies and Vinny Momo" "Mm." "Mm." "That's good coffee." "I like my coffee hot." "Like my ladies." "I like mine black." "I had a coffee enema once." "I shook for three days." "Try cracking a safe that way." "Never thought I'd see the day." "$5.50 for a latte." "It's Beverly Hills, James." "Home of the $20 grilled cheese, the $700 haircut, and half a billion in diamonds." "You know, Mickey, you still haven't told us how we're getting in." "What do our three jewelry stores have in common?" "They're all on a high class street named after a low class sport." "The prize goes to Pops." "Anyone care to tell me what's under Rodeo Drive?" "A sewer of gold?" "Close." "A series of service tunnels that have been sealed for over 20 years." "So we're gonna unseal them." "Bingo." "There's an underground garage in Brighton which abuts right into the tunnels under our jewelry stores." "That, Lola, is where we go in." "Going in's one thing, Mick." "Getting out's another." "And on the roof of the building that our garage is in is a helipad." "See the windsock?" "Whoa, whoa, I'm not real fond of helicopters, Mick." "Well, get fond of them, James, 'cause we'll be flying out of here in a News 4 copter." "Who the hell is gonna fly the thing?" "I fly." "Oh, hell, no!" "No, I do." "First things first." "Our way in, we need to drill through the wall of the garage to gain access to the tunnel." "To do that we need..." "Him." "You're on." "You like it black, huh?" "Hey." "Hey, can I help you?" "Hey!" "Hi, I'm Doug Sherman, the building manager." "What the hell's going on here?" " Sam Jackson." "Beverly Hills Department of Building and Safety." "I'm gonna need you to sign off on this work order before my guys start on the retrofitting." "What are you talking about?" "We retrofit in '92." "State Model Ordinance, Title 24." "Title 24?" "Last election." "Prop 38?" "Mandatory upgrade for the new fault line." "Geez, man, where have you been?" "I'm calling my friend in the city planning office." "Be my guest." "I just go where they tell me." "Man, I could go call somebody too." "City Planning, Bob Ryerson." "Tomorrow you will receive a phone call." "Say exactly this or your life as you know it will be over." "In compliance with Title 24, we either retrofit right now, or I'll be forced to close down the garage." "The choice is yours, Doug." "I don't want any of my tenants disturbed." "You won't even know we're here." "We're gonna need to get a statement from you." "Okay." " Incoming." "ID, please, sir?" "Lloyd Thomas, Internal Affairs." "Excuse me, Detective." "Roy Thomas, IAD." "I'd like to ask you a few questions." "Yeah, we were just about to get a statement, Roy." "Yeah, after me." "It's okay, Detectives." "I hate those Internal Affairs guys." "They're like proctologists with badges." "Look, let's just run this investigation, like every other investigation, okay?" "Okay, sure thing." "I'm gonna go dust the fridge for, uh, cake." "When did you get the new couch?" "Why are you here, Roy?" "Come on, Amy." "I heard about the break-in." "I came by to see if you were all right." "You're only here 'cause you think I stole the statue." "But I got a news flash." "I'm the one who called it in." "I don't think you stole it." "I'm just doing my job." "Now you can go do your job somewhere else." "Did you read the letter I sent?" "Threw it away." "Too bad." "Good letter." "Hmm." "I'll see you around." "Yeah." "Amy." "I know it looks bad." "Oh, you think?" "All right, I mean, why would a crook take the chance of breaking into your home to drop off the stolen property that you're looking for?" "Listen, Captain." "I don't know what kind of game he's playing, but I will find out." "You'll do it in cooperation with Internal Affairs." "I will." "Do we have anything new on the bank robbery?" "We found the pizza delivery guy." "We'll question him and see what shakes out." "So how did you end up with $10,000 on your possession, Jordan?" "How'd that happen?" "You don't know?" "It just dropped on you?" "This is the last time I'm gonna ask you." "Give me a name." "Give me a place, a time." "Nothing?" "Cough it up." "Here." "Wanna go double or nothing?" "Bet." "This kid ain't saying nothing." "Excuse me." "Okay." "How are we doing," "Jordan?" "Like I told everyone else, I've got nothing new to say." "They were wearing masks." "I couldn't tell you anything." "Okay, okay." "Mind if I sit?" "Geez, I've had a crappy day." "Got a female boss, a black partner..." "Don't get me started." "So..." "About this bank robbery thing." "Now, look." "I know you're scared." "They probably threatened you." "Probably your family." "They take your license?" "How'd you know?" "Oh, I would have to shut you up." "My mom and my little sister live in that house." "If they wanted to hurt you, you'd already be dead." "Instead, they saved your life, so I don't think they wanna hurt you." "I can't take that chance." "Well, you don't have to, but... if you don't, you're going to prison." "Now, the Armenians that grabbed you are saying you were the mastermind of this whole thing." "And let me tell you something, Jordan." "If you go to prison, you will die, okay?" "I guarantee it." "You be lucky, you make it a week." "If you can give me anything," "I can get you out of here." "No?" "All right." "It's a tough break, kid." "Keep 'em tight." "I know where they dropped the money." "All right." "Our final tally on the bank score was $641,000 and change." "I wanna keep the money off site." "What do we have?" "Self storage facility." "24 hours, good security." "We use our own lock." "You and Ricky move it in." "James, you control the lock and use the money as needed." "Done." "Good." "And with that in mind, it's time we started doing some recon on our Rodeo jewelry stores." "Ideas, Pops?" "I can run a "Reverse Middleton."" "Where you gonna get a horse?" "That's Mendleton!" "You idiot." "What about a barking beggar?" "Barking beggar." "I like it." "Pops, you get with Lola." "Just make sure we have enough signal strength to record the feed here." " Sure thing, Mick." "Excuse me." "Madam." "You want one?" "Sir." "Sir, here." "This is something that you'll love forever." "Look at those eyes." "Okay, buddy." "Time to move on." "Oh, hey, how about you?" "You have kids?" "Come on." " Wouldn't you like one?" "You're coming with me." " Take it easy!" "Let's go." "Come on." " My arm!" "Don't worry about your arm." " Hey!" "You're twist..." "Come on." "Hey!" "Look what you did." "Don't step on 'em." "Get that one over there by the lady." "Don't step on 'em!" "They've run over there." "Nice." "Would you put 'em in the box, please?" "There's only..." "Forget that one." "Put them in the box." "How about you?" "Aren't you gonna help?" "Can't you do anything?" "See this?" "This right here?" "This is a stereotype." "Why don't you just have me shine his shoes?" "Nothing shameful about hauling garbage." "Steady gig and union pay." "Look, we shouldn't be here anyway." "You're just hoping cop lady's gonna give you a good game." "This is dangerous, Mick." "Cop lady's gonna be on our tail when the job goes down." "A pre-emptive snoop through her trash to see what makes her tick is hardly dangerous." "In fact, I'd argue I'm being quite sensible." "Yeah?" "Then where's the talisman?" "That was a well-calculated move." "Yes, that was over the line." "1433?" "1431." "It was an opening gambit to determine how my opponent would react to a bold, unpredictable strike." "Just don't get too close." "Listen, James." "If it's all too much for your delicate nerves..." "It's not." "Just don't get too close." "This is where the pizza guy said they made the money drop." "All right, why don't you move that fat foot of yours?" "Was that necessary?" "Whoa, what the..." "Don't get your prints on it." "Don't yell at me." "Well, do it right." "Weighs like ten pounds." "It's like nine pounds." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What do you think you're doing?" "Well, somebody's gotta go down there." "I'll go." "You'll go?" "Yeah, is there a problem with that?" "No, not with me." "Go right ahead." "You stuck?" "Yeah." "Say "diet."" "All right, let's get him outta there." "God!" "Come on!" "Thanks, J." "Did you know I was gonna get stuck?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, I guess I did too." "All right." "Watch how a real cop does it." "Oh, yeah." "So, are you folks new in town?" "Yes, just drove down from Seattle." "We're..." " Newlyweds!" "Ah, well, congratulations." "Oh, thank you so much." "You know, she kept hounding me to marry her until I finally had to give in." "Well, good for you, honey." "It's important to go after what you want." "Oh, she wants me all right." "She can't keep her little hands off me." "It's like three, four hours at a time." "But I love it..." "Okay!" " Honey." "I think we've shared enough." "All right, now I'll be in the office if you kids need anything else." "Thank you." " Three, four hours." "Oh, you hang onto this one, sweetie." "That was kind of fun, huh?" "Give me the lock." "Whoa." "Think Mickey would mind if we took a little taste?" "Mm." "A taste?" "Yeah." "Whoo!" "Geez." "So." "What have we got, O'Brien?" "I got stuck in the hole." "I'm sorry." "On a tip from said pizza guy." "Detective Evans and I started checking out the area." "We found that the manhole cover used on this sewer was a fake." "Fake?" " Weighed like nine pounds." "Some sort of titanium plastic..." "Alloy..." "I have no idea." "Anyway, we sent it off to the lab." "Evans is down there now looking for, well..." "Anything else." "Why didn't he just go down first?" "Nice." "Rub it in." "I found something!" "Cigarette butts." "Some crazy light sticks." "Somebody was definitely down there." "And recently." "Let's get these to the lab." "I want a full print and DNA workup on both." "That's good work, Detectives." "So, you work out, right?" "Every day." "You think you could help me lose some of this weight?" "Yeah, I can, but, you really gotta want that, man." "Yeah, I'm not there yet." "We're gonna need three Bobcat Earthmovers, an acetylene torch, jackhammers, pick-axe, ATV, and about six guys working to meet our deadline." "Hire some immigrant workers." "The less English the better." "And spend whatever it takes." "My plan hinges on using the underground tunnels as well as the helipad on top of that building." "A crane." "No." "No, we don't need a crane." "Nevertheless, we're getting one." "You gotta be kidding me." "Hey, man." "You know anything about the crane on the roof?" "Retrofitting." "Title 24." "What about the helipad?" " I don't know, man." "I just know we're gonna be up there for about a year." "So much for your exit strategy." "Who you calling?" "Always have contingency, James." "If we can't go in the air, we'll have to go underground." "Impossible." " Well, let's find out." "What driver will be stupid enough to to try that?" "Hey, Mickey!" "Vinny Momo's here." "Hey, good to see you, Vin." "Oh!" "Look at you." "I'd like to get up in there." "Back off, man." "She's mine." "Take it easy, kid." "I ain't looking to buy her." "Just wanna rent." "Where's Pops?" "Pops!" "I'm going home, you idiot." "Jimbo, look at you, huh?" "Give me a hug." "Come on." "Touch me, and I'll kill you." "So." "Mickey." "Who we gonna rob?" "I hacked into the postal service routing computers and ran variables of traffic patterns, weather, police," "CHP response, and flight plans at LAX to keep air support at a minimum." "There is only one route that is remotely doable." "Then let's test it." "He'll never make it." "Route has him using La Cienega." "Too much traffic." "And the dump zone will be crawling with cops." "Vinny." "James doesn't think you can do the job." "Oh, I'll make it." "We all going to jail." "I'm not." "Ground units don't worry me." "In your typical high speed pursuit, it's usually the air support that's the problem." "Well, that's why we're going through LAX." "Copters aren't allowed in the flight paths." "You go through the airport, you lose the 'copters." "20 grand." "150 if I get caught." "Deal." " Deal." "We have to stop home." "I forgot your gym clothes." "Okay." "Mom?" " Yeah?" "Did you love Dad?" "I love your father very much." "No." "Not Sam." "Did you love my dad?" "Of course I did." "Do you miss him?" "Sure." "Sometimes." "When did you meet Sam?" "My dad still alive?" "Honey, that was a long time ago." "Come on." "We're gonna be late." "All right." "I'm gonna need a briefcase." "Big, but not too big." "Couple of cases of them chocolate syrup in them, uh, squeezy bottles." "Driving gloves." "Definitely leather." "Nice ones." "And about 50 double X rubbers." "50 rubbers..." " 50 rubbers?" "Double X." "Make it 55, ah?" "Okay, Lola tell me about her." "Does she like to cook or order in?" "Take out." "Does she medicate?" "Prescription...allergies." "Newspaper or magazine?" "Magazine." "The Day Trader." "Is there a man in her life?" "I found a letter." ""Amy, can we please give us another chance?" "You complete me."" "Blah, blah, blah..." "Vomit." "It's signed Roy." "Oh, there were some white lilies too." "Lilies?" "Don't know if they're from him or not." "Okay, good." "Keep digging." "And, uh, get me everything you can on this Roy." "Okay, stop." "Okay." "Let's move on to the tango." "Does anyone here have any experience with this Argentine expression of sexual energy?" "I've...had some tango." "Ah, my dearest Amy." "Thank you." "Anyone else?" "Uh." "I, um..." "I tango." "You move very well." "Thanks." "So do you." "You wouldn't wanna go grab something to eat, would you?" "Uh..." "I'd love to." " Great." "But, I can't." "Not tonight." "Another time?" "Lunch." "Tomorrow?" "It's not good either." "Well, I won't be asking a third time." "Lunch sounds great." "Good." "Coles, 1:00?" "1:00 it is." "Oh, nice." "Really nice." "That's so good." "I love you, Daddy." "Oh, look." "Well, just tell him Sam Gordon called." "Okay." "Hey." "How are you?" "Good." "Didn't your mom just buy you a sweater?" "Seriously." "How was everybody's day?" "Good." "Right?" "Gymnastics went well." "Yeah?" "Yeahah, it went very well." "Guess how mine was." "I'm thinking about petitioning the city to make sewers accessible to people of all sizes." "Mm-mm." "Man, you should just be glad you couldn't get down there." "Them rats, they just would chewed you alive." "I only wish I was afforded that opportunity." "Discrimination hurts." "Any word from SID on that cigarette butt?" "Uh, no, we're still waiting on the DNA and fingerprints." "Well, get on it." "Whoever left that cigarette in the sewer was down there for the money drop." "Someone's walking around with 600 grand." "Could be a big break on our bank robbers." "Man." "What would you do with all that cash?" "Well, if I was the new crew in town," "I would use it to finance a bigger heist." "That's why she has the corner office." "Yeah..." "Hey, it's Evans." "What's up with those prints, man?" "I'm home!" "Hey, baby." "You got a package." "It's on the table." "How was work?" " It was good." "School called today." "Yeah?" " Yeah." "They didn't get that tuition check." "Well." "I haven't sent it yet." "Why haven't you?" "What the hell is that?" "Glen Campbell's jacket he wore on the cover of the Wichita Lineman album." "You got more Glen Campbell crap than Glen Campbell has." "Glen Campbell is a stone-cold cowboy, baby." "And you got money for that but not for tuition?" "I mean, you been selling medical supplies for that company for three years now?" "And still haven't gotten a raise." "I will not keep living hand to mouth!" "I have three new accounts, including a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills." "I'm gonna supply all his Botox." "That commission alone will cover tuition." "We're fine, baby." "I promise." "Come here." "Come on." "How long before the girls get home?" "You... are a bad man, James Johnson." "Mm." "And I'm your Rhinestone Cowboy, baby." "So, how's it going with Roy?" "I broke it off with him." "Nice grouping." "Thanks." "Are you gonna get back together?" "'Cause I won't tell you how I really feel about him if you're gonna get back together." "We're through." "Guy's a tool." "I met someone else." "So, tell me about him." "Mickey." "Mickey O'Neil." "We met at dance class." "Oh, so he's gay." "He owns his own business." "A drug dealer." "And he's not a cop." "Marry him." "My new cat has lymphoma." "We're all set." " Great." "Okay, Vin." "Pops'll be in the truck." "Lola's got timing and traffic." "James'll be surveilling police radios and relaying the information to you via your GPS." "If you make it to the drop..." "When I make it to the drop zone." "Ricky'll pick you up and we'll rendezvous back here." "Any questions?" "Where you gonna be, Mick?" "Well, I gotta check progress in the garage." "What?" "Sorry about that." "I had way too much to drink today." "Turn the car off." "What?" "Turn the car off!" "Now!" "I'm sorry, I can't hear you with the motor running." "Turn the car off." "Do it now!" "Let's say we go for a little drive, boys." "Go, go, go!" "586." "Suspect heading west on Doheney." "Request air-ship support." "Copy 586." "Air aid en route." "All units." "Suspect heading westbound on Pico." "All right, here we go." "Let's move into position." "Starting the timer." "I have a visual on my GPS." "Moving into position." "Headed to drop zone." "I want your body so bad, baby." "Shut up, stupid!" "You shut up, old man." "Moving truck into position." "He's moving." "Air support." "Do you have visual on suspect?" "Air support is still en route." "Hey, ladies." "Pull over now!" "Bye-bye." "Come here a lot?" " Every day." "Really?" "You come here every day." "Every day." "So, uh, how'd you learn how to tango?" "I used to dance with my wife." "Your ex-wife." "Yeah." "What happened?" "I'm sorry." "No, it's okay." "It's okay." "Um..." "Another man." "How'd you take that?" "Well, I left the country for seven years." "So, not well." "I kicked around Brazil, Argentina." "A couple of other places before I came back." "And then I started an import/export business." "Kids?" " No, liquor." "No." "I mean do you have any kids?" "Yeah, I have a little girl." "11." "Do you see her much?" "Well, actually I-I saw her this morning." "I'm trying to play a bigger role in her life." "Sorry, I gotta take this." "So, how's he doin'?" "LA air eight." "Over pursuit." "You lost the black and whites?" "About 30 seconds before the 'copter picks up your trail." "Air support's talking to CHP." "There are three cars approaching." "Suck on that, boys." "What the hell is he doin'?" "What the...?" "I can't see!" "Damn it!" "Once you hit the intersection, head straight for the airport." "So." "Is that interesting..." "Liquor importing?" "I've never been with a date who stole a seasoning before." "One..." "I didn't steal a seasoning." "Two, this is not a date." "Salt's a mineral and I have a boyfriend." "And if you had a boyfriend, this couldn't possibly be a date." "No." "Then he knows you're here?" "I'm always here." "With me?" "Doesn't matter." "So, I'm not here is like salt's not a seasoning." "We go now live to this breaking news." "The LAPD is in high speed pursuit of a suspect driving a black convertible." "Johnson brings it..." "No, no, go back." " Wait, go back." "I love a good car chase." "...is over the area right now." "And we now bring you live helicopter footage from our man in the sky." "Jose, what can you tell us from your vantage point?" "Air traffic control to LAPD air ship." "Approaching flight path traffic." "Hold at outer marker." "Roger, ATC." "Air Eight to Control, approaching LAX air space." "Terminating pursuit." "Bye-bye, birdie." "Okay, now." "Home stretch." "Pops, you up." "Go, Pops, go." "Suspect vehicle is traveling in reverse at a high rate of speed." "Whoo!" "Whoo, baby!" "Yeah!" "This fool's gonna make it." "I had a nice time." "For a non-date?" "A great non-date." "Well, if this wasn't a date, I'm not kissing you." "I never kiss on first dates." "But, non-dates are okay." "Bye." "Home sweet home, baby!" "Put your hands on your head!" "Turn the car off!" "Turn it off, now." "Put your hands on your head now!" "What?" "What'd I do?" "So...you got any other drivers?" "What, is that supposed to be funny?" "At 150 grand, ain't nothing funny about it." "Just make sure the money's in his account." "Billy." "We got a hit on that cigarette butt." "Ooh, thank you." "He said Billy." "Yeah, but I can read." "Ricky Watman." "Can't be done." "So, that's that." "Churchill Downs." "We could grab at least $100 million during the Running of the Derby." "Russian money plane at JFK." "$700 mill." "But serious potential for death." "And my personal favorite." "The Royal Casino Monaco." "320 million..." "Euros." "No, James." "We stay." "Without a way out, Mick, this job is dead." "It has to be done." "It has to be now." "I'll find our way out."