"What do we know about King Solomon?" "What do we know about King Solomon?" "!" "What do we know about King Solomon?" "!" "What do we know about King Solomon?" "King Solomon cherished..." "Who did King Solomon cherish?" "!" "...a great many women" "...what women were they?" "!" "Women of the Moa... bites" "Of the Ammo... nites" "Of the Edo... mites" "And of the Hitti... tes..." "WOMEN OF THE ZIDO-NIANS, AMMO-NITES" "EDO-MITES AND HITTI-TES" "AMMO-NITES" "AY NA NYNA..." "AY NA NYNA..." "AY NA NYNA..." "AY NA NYNA..." "King David..." "What happened to King David?" "He..." "UHM TA TA TAT, UHM TA TA TAT, IN HIS PANTS YOUR DAD SHAT" "UHM TA TA TAT, UHM TA TA TAT, INHIS PANTS YOUR DAD SHAT" "He became old!" "The crown of David Absalom insulted David!" "Insulted!" "Insulted!" "while he was still shivering, hanging on the oak?" "They cast him into a great pit in the wood!" "But who cast him into the pit?" "Somebody..." "On David's order!" "David is weeping!" "Oh Absalom, Absalom!" "KOMETS" " ALEF" " BOO" "ALEF" " ALEF" " ALEF" "KOMETS" " BEYZ" " BOO" "BEYZ" " BEYZ" " BEYZ" "GIML" " DALED" " DOO" "HEY" " ZAYN" " ZOO" "VOV" " KHES" " TES" "YUD" " KOF" " KHOF" "LAMED" " SAMEKH" " SHIN" "KOMETS" " ALEF" " BOO" "ALEF" " ALEF" " ALEF" "KOMETS" " BEYZ" " BOO" "BEYZ" " BEYZ" " BEYZ" "AY NA NYNA..." "AY NA NYNA" "Oh, oh..." "He's shuffling, there, there..." "That old one..." "He's shambling to his privy," "Ah... an old fool." "He goes there every night, what... what does he do there?" "He counts." "Go away, you..." "Old miser, 22 - 28 - 44..." "What's that?" "What is it?" "I can't hear!" "Sonny boy, you're great!" "Come, let's go..." "What?" "The old one." "The one with a bicycle is going for a walk again." "70..." "His bicycle is squeaking, squeaking." "Where is he hurrying?" "Well... a hopeless lunatic, shuffling by night, a fool" "Well yes, he's already there." "She's showing..." "What?" "What?" "I can't see" "Oh, abomination!" "A whore!" "Obscenity!" "what?" "what?" "what?" "is she showing?" "42 780..." "Bones in the column of fire..." "You're walking, yes?" "He shambles by night, he accosts boys" "Abomination!" "4000!" "50.000Ź!" "24..." "In which year Capet's head?" "In which year Capet's head?" "The Ides of March..." "Queen Bona died..." "Hannibal ante portas!" "...and the Capitoline geese?" "...and the geese?" "And the Ides of March?" " In which year..." " Alea iacta est!" "Et tu Brute contra me?" "Hannibal ante portas." "...the Ides of March?" "Capet's head?" "!" "Alea iacta est." "I have grown neither from salt nor from soil and the Capitoline geese..." "and the geese?" "...the Ides of March?" "Galia est omnis divisa in partes tres..." "Queen Bona died..." "Capet's head... in which year?" "...the Ides of March?" "Eheu, fugaces Postume, Postume..." "Et tu Brutu contra me?" "!" "The Ides of March..." "Hannibal ante portas!" "No and the Capitoline geese?" "The Ides..." "When we speak different movements occur in the oral cavity." "Hannibal ante portas!" "For instance the lips assume one position for the sound A, a different one for E, and a totally different one for U." "They close completely, only to open violently when we produce the sound B or P." "The tip of the tongue clearly vibrates and taps the gums when we pronounce R and it rolls in the front and slightly retreats inside the oral cavity, leaving some opening at the sides when we say L." "The lower lip clearly moves towards the upper teeth for W." "And so various parts of the oral cavity perform different work when we produce sounds." "That's why they are called the speech ORGANS." "They are:" "THE LIPS, TEETH," "GUMS, hard and soft PALATE which ends in the UVULA," "And at last the TONGUE, in which we can distinguish the front, middle and back." "The speech organs can also be found outside the oral cavity." "These are: the exhalation, which leaves the lungs as a result of the activity of the diaphragm, and reaches the TRACHEA, whose upper part is called LARYNX." "The participation of the larynx is of great significance." "It is in the larynx that sounds acquire voice." "An equally important role on the way from the larynx to the throat cavity is played by the movable CARTILAGE called GLOTTIS, which closes the junction between the throat and the larynx in the course of eating and prevents CHOKING!" "And the Capitoline geese, the geese..." "Wystrrr bzyrk" "Wystrr brk" "Bystry wyrk, strk, brk, trk, zrk, wrk, strk... wyrke, bzyrke, byrke, wzyrke wyrke, bzyrke Rzyszczy scieg rzyszczy bzyrk scieg rzysczy, szczyrscisk Fumcekaka, fumcekaka, fum ce ka ka" "Fumcekaka, fumcekaka, fum ce ka ka" "Pere perepere, perepere" "Pere perepere," "Fumcekaka, fumcekaka, fum ce ka ka" "Fumcekaka, fumcekaka, fum ce ka ka" "What a face!" "...Konstanty Wiśniewski's pharmacy" "Recommends home-made tablets..." "In the streets of Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia, the Serb called Princip Gavrilo infamously murdered the Heir to the Throne" "Ferdinand... with his spouse..." "The German Emperor, Wilhelm II, has ordered the mobilization in the German Empire." "...SO WE'RE HAVING WAR!" "God, support and protect" "Our Emperor and our land" "With the shield of faith guard our government" "And provide the state with strength" "Let us guard the ancestors of our crowns" "Let us strike a blow to all our foes" "As the destiny of Austria is forever" "Joined with the Habsburgs' throne" "In which year Capet's head?" "Queen Bona died..." "And the Capitoline geese..." "And the Capitoline geese..." "Hannibal ante portas!" "The Ides of March..." "Et tu Brute contra me?" "I have grown neither from salt nor from soil..." "Alea iacta est." "Galia est omnis divisa in partes tres..." "In which year Capet's head?" "In which year Capet's head?" "In which year?" "Queen Bona died..." "And the geese, and the Capitoline geese..." "The Capitoline geese." "Hannibal ante portas!" "...And who's telling me to pretend?" "It simply makes me sick..." "Vomito negro" "And I..." "I had a dream." "Go alone, father, I've got something to write ...and I saw you..." " I need a bull and a chariot!" " And I was thrown out by the keeper as small... and weak as a fly!" "I have never had time for anything, not even for love!" "So what is... love for me?" "My children are growing up." "My son will soon pass his final secondary school exam, the daughter is quite good at integratinge quations but I can't even..." "Oh, if only I were religious..." "Aber mir, keine Marter" "ist erspart." "Keine marter, keine Marter..." "29... 44..." "Aber mir, keine Marter..." "I need a bull and a chariot!" "Haven't I been telling you, Joseph, not to go there?" "And he keeps going there..." "Well, let me expire my last breath in a human company." "I am a cad, a perfect swine..." "And her ladyship is in good health?" "Like a raging bull." "But I couldn't get drunk!" "But I couldn't get drunk!" "Don't think about it." "Everything has been mended." "I wish I could bear a child every month, to produce more people like you" "I'd like to have an island in the Pacific Ocean, only for you and for our children Daddy writes poems" "only to restore the balance of his spirit, when numbers begin to penetrate his soul through every pore." "Izia is a real poetess..." "Izia, recite something!" "There was a small embryo in the shade far away, somebody touched it by chance, somebody furtively glanced" "There was a small embryo in the shade far away, somebody touched it by chance, somebody furtively glance" "There was a small embryo in the shade far away, somebody touched it by chance, somebody furtively glanced and a lovely child came out." "and a lovely child came out." "There was a small embryo in the shade far away, somebody touched it by chance, somebody furtively glanced and a lovely child came out." "First they baptized it, then they named it, then they named it ah..." "It's of no use!" "Father is mad!" "Father is in love with Izia." "Mum weeps as a result!" "weeps." "They'll drive me mad!" "Damn!" "How dare they!" "He's a madman!" "He walks every night and howls!" "Be quiet!" "Be quiet!" "Everything can still be mended." "It's too late!" "It seems I'm coming just in time!" "Prometheus." "Pro... me... the... us..." "Liver..." "Prometheus." "The liver of Prometheus." "Prometheus' liver." "And Cleopatra's nose?" "The nose!" "The nose..." "What about the nose?" "The nose... of Cleopatra..." "The nose..." "The nose..." "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth?" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "The navel of the earth!" "Achilles' heel?" "Achilles' heel..." "Hurry, hurry..." "The nose, nose, nose, the heel, the eye, the ear, the hair!" "The heel!" "The heel!" "The heel!" "The heel!" "But why should it be a heel?" "And why of Achilles?" "Why the heel and not the whole leg?" "The heel!" "The heel!" "The heel!" "The heel!" "and Adam's rib?" "And the eye, the ear, the hair, the nose?" "Eye-ear-ear-ear..." "THE EAR needle's eye..." "Through a needle's eye..." "A DESERT!" "Through a needle's eye!" "A camel..." "A camel..." "Well, say something!" "A moron!" "a camel through a needle's eye!" "Moron, he doesn't know anything!" "Yes!" "A camel..." "A camel." "A camel!" " A camel" " Oh!" "About a camel, about a camel..." " Oh!" " About a camel!" "About a camel, about a camel, come on, say it!" "About a camel," "On a camel, On a camel, about a camel, on a camel, about a camel..." "Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA..." "Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA..." "But let's return to a finger!" "But..." "What?" "A finger!" "What?" "What?" "A finger..." "Only one finger?" "He touched him with a finger." "From a finger..." "A finger touched him." "Between the fingers..." "On his fingers..." "In one finger..." "With a finger a finger, with a finger a finger..." "With a finger a finger, with a finger a finger..." "With a finger a finger, with a finger a finger..." "Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA..." "Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA, Al NA NYNA..." "One moment and it'll be too late!" "You must Madam, you must," "Madam you must, you must Madam choose, the whole universe" "I know, Madam" "Madam, you must choose between me..." "I know, I know this whole universe he can, he can't, he..." "you Madam must, you must Madam, he can't, he must..." "he must, he can't, he can, he can't," "I know this proof, the entire universe," "I know... he must - he can - he can't" "He can't change the principles of mathematics." "I know the ultimate proof of mathematics... it all began..." "Madam you can" " Madam you can't" " Madam you must" " Madam you needn't - he can he must - he can - he can't the whole universe..." "for the whole culture on behalf of everybody..." "I know, Madam you must," "We can't stand it any longer!" "We're in a very bad shape!" "Take this gentleman away from here!" "We can't stand it any longer!" "Madam you must, Madam you must choose," "I know this proof, the whole universe... he can, he can't... choose..." "I know this proof, everything, the whole universe... he can't for a whim of that giddy girl..." "Madam you can't - he can't, he must, he can't" "We can't stand it any longer!" "We're in a very bad shape!" "Take this gentleman away from here!" "he can - he can't, he must choose on behalf of... for the whole culture, on behalf of everybody," "for the whole culture he can - he can't he must... he can't - he can he can't ideals of the entire humanity..." "We have to... we have to..." "we have to suppress it!" "I am Professor Green from the Em." "Cee." "Gee." "Oh.," "Mathematical Central General Office." "Professor Alfred Green!" "Take this gentleman away!" "Take this gentleman away!" "To the automobile with her!" "Let's drive at the fifth gear!" " At the fifth?" " At the fifth." "Help!" "What speed!" "At the fifth." "720..." "At the fifth with it!" "At the fifth, at the fifth, at the fifth..." "It seems I have found the ultimate help." "It must be some cruel dream!" "You see my son, I told you:" "don't overstrain the cord, or else it will break." "Go for a walk." "Go for a walk, children." "the day is gorgeous..." "Such spring in the air." "Fluffs show green on the trees..." "Go for a walk, children..." "I've already seen two butterflies, brimstone butterflies..." "Poor things, they don't know that there are no flowers as yet and that they are going to starve!" "Go for a walk, children!" "The day is gorgeous!" "Such spring, such a wonderful day..." "Children, go for a walk!" "Yes!" "Go on, further..." "Go on, go on, children, yes!" "Go, go!" "There are no flowers, no flowers..." "There are no flowers as yet, yes!" "What a gorgeous day!" "That's him, it's him!" "It's all because of you!" "Abomination!" "Fumcekaka, fumcekaka, fum ce ka ka, fumcekaka..." "One moment, Sir Executioner..." "Bzyrkekeke, bzyrkekeke," "Bzyrkekeke, bzyrkekeke," "Fumcekaka, Fumcekaka, Fumcekaka," "Fumcekaka, Fumcekaka, Fumcekaka," "Fumcekaka, Fumcekaka, Fumcekaka," "only a short time ago it's not yet overgrown with grass" " death scythed her..." " last spring" " she was doomed to die..." " and aunt Mila?" "just as I said: the wedding in May - the tomb is certain" " Anielcia followed him soon - and aunt Mila?" " and the old Walercia?" " she could last for some time!" "she didn't survive winter the aunt and uncle's tomb sank, they put her with Antoś." " he was always so wont to joke..." " she is buried in a nice place..." " death has taken her away..." " he could live longer!" " but she had nice weather..." " they carried her down the main alley..." " she was drowned in flowers..." " she looked as if she were alive..." " now she is happy there..." "...the late lamented." " she is buried in a good place..." " he rested with the Lord." "PELAGIA SITO BASIA WYPOREK" "JÓZEK WRONA MARCIN POKORNY" "SZCZEPAN PALUCH JASIU MICHNIK" "WOJTEK MARTYKA LEOŚ PIERONEK" "EMILKA MIGOŃ TEOŚ PIETRYKA" "BŁĄŻEJ PIETRAS HELKA WYLEGAŁA" "PELAGIA SZUREK GRZEGORZ MICHTA" "HALINA MIGOŃ BRONKA MIKRUT" "JĘDREK MATELA HELA MAGIERA" "PAWEŁ ŁOBODA JÓZEF LICHWAŁA" "WIKTA LEGUTKO STASZEK KURTYKA" "FRANCISZEK KUSIAK JÓZEF KOPEĆ" "WIKTOR KONDELKA LUDWIK KAPAŁA" "WIKTOŚ PLICHTA WINCENTY PISZCZEK" "JAN POTĘPA EMIL PARTYKA" "ANTONI PIECHNIK KAROL OPIOŁA" "IGNAC OPRYCH WŁADEK OGAR" "ZENEK MUNDAŁA WITEK ZĄDŁO" "JULKA ZELACH LEON ZMIJA" "JANEK ZYCH LUDWlŚ ZYGUŁA" "ALICJA ZUBER KAROL ZIONTEK" "STEFA ZAPIÓR GIENEK ZIAJA" "JAKÓB ZABIEGAŁ JAN MARUCHA" "STASZEK BUZIA JÓZEF KĄKOL" "FRANEK NALEPA STEFA KANAPA" "LIDIA SĘK TEOFIL ZIMNY" "HELA ŻYŁA KASIA KUKUŁA" "FRANCISZEK MACIOŁ JÓZEK MATYSIK" "ANTOŚ LUBERDA FELEK HABURA" "FLOREK BIEDA MAGDA STRYCZEK" "TOMEK ŚLIWA JOANNA FURGAŁ" "JULIA DYMURA ROZALIA CZOP" "PAWEŁ GARGUŁA WINCENTY HABELA" "FELICJA KABAJ PELAGIA KRZYK" "MILA KUTYBA JOLANTA KURCZ" "WALENTY LIGĘZA SZCZEPAN PIECUCH" "FRANCISZEK SMOLEŃ BŁAŻEJ GAWLAS" "SZYMON GLONEK JASIU KALATA" "JÓZEK KAPOTA MATYLDA KLOCEK" "MARTA MATYSIK LUCEK SAMOLEJ" "JÓZEF SOJKA WERONIKA ŚLĘCZEK" "MARYŚ TALAGA SZCZEPAN ZUBEK" "ALBIN CABA AGNIESZKA BUŚ" "JÓZEF CHACHURA WINCENTY CHLIPAŁA" "MARCIN CHOLEWA FELIKS CHUCHRO" "WIKTOR CIAPA WITOLD CHWAŁA" "KAROL CICHY ADAM CZUBAŁA" "TEODOR DRĄZEK FILIP DYBAŁ" "KSAWERY DYCZEK AMBROŻY DZIERWA" "MICHAŁ FRANCZAK ONUFRY GUGAŁA" "JASIEK GURBIEL EMILKA GWIZDAŁA" "ADOLF GZYL FELIKS HAJDUGA" "ANIELA HOMOLA APOLONIA IGNAŚ" "I'm really flying into a rage!" "I feel the insatiability so terrible that it's turning my brain into hot porridge..." "Call Anak Agong here!" "Patakulo!" "I am Tumor I." "I, the ruler of Timor, the son of Heaven and a Fiery Mountain." "You're merely a shadow of a shadow of my white power!" "Boy!" "Lemon-squash!" "I am Tumor I, the ruler of Timor..." "There's no other deity!" "Bring her here!" "Tumek!" "You old buffoon..." "You old loafing minx!" "I'm helpless!" "27, 28, 44..." "Bring her here!" "Wzgżdącha wzgżdągiel wzgżdągiel wzgżdrucha..." "White doves, a young girl's dreams, a young girl's dreams, on wet grass, on wet grass idling pigs... white doves, a girl's dreams a girl's dreams on wet grass," "They have come to terms." "Damned aristocrats..." "Wzgżdącha..." "Patakulo!" "Wzgżdącha!" "How come this coloured whipper-snapper knows about it?" "I want to be an innocent and pure girlie, a pure girlie, I want to be an innocent and pure girlie wetting my pink tongue with sweet saliva," "I want to be an innocent and pure girlie, wetting my pink tongue with sweet saliva," "That dark-skin has a strange smell." "Dried mushroom or mouldy linen, can't be said for certain." "Ah, look at her, you European hen:" "culture is winning the battle." "Wzgżdągiel wzgżdącha wzgżdągiel..." "What are you saying, you daughter of the moon?" "She is opening the treasury of her culture wide before you." "That black idiot is simply disgusting." "A spring has screwed out." "Wzgżdągiel... wzgżdącha..." "If you want I'll burn you down with a single breath of mine!" "Your breath smells not of sulphur but of raw meat!" "I've told you, you black-and-yellow brute, that she is a common white goose, bored to death." "Wzgżdągiel... wzgżdącha..." "Be damned, you white earth-worm, for you I've betrayed all that is sacred to me..." "I've got rid of that coloured gallant at last!" "The boat has landed in the Bay of Bungay!" "I recognize it: the "Prince Arthur" cruiser, First Class..." "Sacré Bleu," "Green has gone ashore." "Green is coming here, Green..." "Green!" "Hurray!" "Hurray!" "We're assuming possession of this country!" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Madam!" "you're the only woman worthy of bearing my name!" "If only Merciful God would let me live longer than my brothers..." "Green!" "You old rascal!" "You've got the prettiest girl in the world." "77, 79, 455..." "Isla, how can you so cruelly?" "Still, I am sorry, I don't know for what." "Only a dream will be left, the memories have never been... 720, 840..." "Catch him and keep him healthy, for he is the greatest brain of the civilized world!" "And you children, go for a walk, go for a walk, children." "The day is so gorgeous." "Such spring in the air, fluffs show green in the trees!" "Go for a walk, children!" "It's a wonderful day, spring, flowers!" "Brimstone butterflies!" "Go for a walk, children!" "Go on, move, a wonderful spring!" "A wonderful day!" "There are no flowers as yet!" "There are no flowers!" "No flowers!" "Move, go!" "Further!" "Yes!" "Spring, a gorgeous day" "Go for a walk, children, move... move... move... go on..." "Wonderful, spring, flowers... as du west sein" "reich sündałe" "west du dich der manen lüdałe" "rozynkałech myt mandłyn" "rozynkałech myt mandłyn" "dus wet sein dein beruf - myt dein west du judałe handłyn" "schluf mein sundałe schluf... 322, 777, 892," "995..." "One could say he doesn't look so, but we'd better not say too much, just in case... and there's no certainty here as a matter of fact there's nothing to cover up, though he could have done it, but first it's better to... 622, 789, 992," "1255!" "Professor!" "Reveal the secret to me alone, in what way have you obtained the formula for the nth mass of numbers?" "!" "You're as stupid as a donkey!" "27..." "One could say he doesn't look so, but we'd better not say too much, it's better first to..., because somebody might think that..." "But we'd better not say too much... 444, 288," "3550, 2576!" "Off with you, you damned bitch!" "I am the master of the world!" "So that's how you treat me?" "It is in me that all the saintliest things are humiliated?" "!" "Am I supposed to be kicked for my mortifications?" "!" "But Mrs. Green!" "This can't be done!" "These are all barbarians!" "Please, do me a favour." "But it is about my sonny boy that the newspapers write!" "The hero of thought, a genius-thinker!" "But where... where is that island?" "Is it true that he declared himself the son of a fiery mountain?" "Hell's bells, off with that scrap." "They didn't spare even a poor child, scoundrels!" "Papa - that man has vanished into thin air!" "I'm still here, I'll stay with hi" "You..." "You wretched crab, you spy of inconceivable thoughts, you psychic gigolo of the degenerate giddy girl you dust-coat, you cage for variegated birds, you flunkey of the courtesan-like infinity..." "Listen!" "Listen!" "But I beg you to endure this news!" "This news" "Tumor the Cerebral... fell a victim there was a small embryo Tumor the Cerebral fell a victim..." " to his weakness!" "..." " Somebody touched it by chance," " Tumor the Cerebral... fell a victim - 882..." "The theory announced in EmCeeGeeOh..." "Tumor the Cerebral... fell a victim..." "to his own weakness..." " Tumor - 72" "Tumor the Cerebral fell a victim... to his own weakness" "The theory... the theory... announced in..." "EmCeeGeeOh..." "Tumor the Cerebral!" "fell a victim..." "Tumor the Cerebral fell a victim... 25, 28," "34, 45, 77, 39, 38..." "Tumor" "Patakulo!" "Madam, do you wish to become the fifth marchioness of Micetower?" "But Sir Alfred, it's too early!" "EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO, CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TOE" "IF HE HOLLERS, LET HIM GO, EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO!" "Madam, do you wish to become the fifth marchioness of Micetower?" "But Sir Alfred, it's too early!" "EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO, CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TOE" "IF HE HOLLERS, LET HIM GO, EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO!" "Madam, do you wish to become the fifth marchioness of Micetower?" "But Sir Alfred, it's too early!" "EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO, CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TOE" "IF HE HOLLERS, LET HIM GO, EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO!" "But Sir Alfred, it's too early!" "EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO, CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TOE" "IF HE HOLLERS, LET HIM GO, EENY, MEENY, MINY, MO!" "Cast" "Filmed by" "Production" "Translation:" "Elżbieta Chrzanowska" " Kluczewska, Dominika Pietrzykowska"