"What is happen to this city?" "Ashes here, smoke there." "Why are you so silent?" "Why have smoke forced down your throat?" "Now it's the limit of endurance." "Let's bring this reckless act to an end." "Smoking is banned in all public places." "Violation will lead to penalty." "Don't smoke." "No let anyone do." "Smoking will cost you." "Hi." "Say it." "I feel shy, you tell them." "Fine, I'll start." "So...this story is a month ago." "33 days, 7 hours and 43 minutes to be precise." "So exactly 33 days and 7 hours ago.." "..my car broke down while I was on the way to my office." "Then.." "45 minute." "Sweetheart...it took me 45 minutes.." "..to push the car all the way to the workshop." " Yes." "You were so tired, weren't you?" "So, I stood at the bus stop, tired and weary." "And the summer of Punjab." "I was in a bad state." "First I thought I'll take my tie off." "But I had an important meeting in the office." "But I was really upset that the bus was crowded." "But standing next to her made me happy." "Normally I don't stand next to any boy on the bus." "But since he was wearing a tie, he looked descent." "In the evening, when I woke up in the ICU.." "..I found her next to me wiping her tears with my tie." "You can think that the tie tied us up." "Well...matches are made in heaven." "But here on earth some coincidence.." "Or situation brings them together." "Or horoscopes." " Or...the mischief of Lord." "Sometimes I think about my story." "'My story..'" "'But I will tell you that later.'" "'For now let me introduce you to him.'" "'This is Dev." "Dev Arora.'" "'Restless..." "Casanova...and the owner of Café Connect in Chandigarh.'" "'There must be at least 5000 people..'" "'..in Chandigarh's sector 17 market.'" "'But still whenever the heel of some girl's sandal breaks..'" "'..he's the only one to notice it.'" "'Why?" "'" "'Because in plain words, he's a guy..'" "'..who invites trouble for himself to help others.'" "'But...in my language such people are stupid fools.'" "'Who like to invite trouble for themselves."" "'But foolish boy, this time it's bigger than you imagined.'" "Are you Batman?" "Dev." "Dev Arora." "Why do I feel you're Batman and this is Gotham City?" "Wow!" "It's a nice compliment." "I mean...bullseye." "Bulls**t. leave me." " Why?" "No...my bag." "Hey..." "How dare you steal my bag?" "Bloody thief." "I am sorry I didn't see." " Its okay." "Are you ok" " What a day, right?" "Thanks." "Coffee...in my Café?" "Okay." "Thank you, Shivani." " You're welcome." "Café Connect." "Interesting." "So you help boys and girls hookup here, don't you?" "I just serve them coffee, they hookup themselves." "Well...you've serving me coffee as well." "What are your intentions?" "Actually, I had no intentions until I was taking your pictures." "But my intentions to help you were clean." "But when I looked into your eyes.." "..my intentions got a little mischievous." "Did you find out anything?" "I didn't start this Detective Agency for nothing." "Give me two days, I'll find out." "Why do you always say 2 days and avoid me?" "Your case is a weird one." "You're asking me to find a global Indian." "She was born in Bihar, lives in Delhi." "She works in Chandigarh but she is Kashmiri." "Even the police from 12 states will have trouble finding her." "Pinku, you don't understand my problem." "I took a loan of 20 million to buy a new home." "And the one I bought it for is missing." "What do I do now?" "Turn my home into a museum." "Fine her." "I am not a dog to sniff her out." "It'll take time." "She made me a mutt, Pinku." "Please do something." "Please." "Don't worry." "I am really scared of marriage." "Scared of marriage?" "But everyone does it." " Exactly." "I don't want to do what others do." "I just want to live." " I didn't get it." "Listen, my grandma used to say.." "..there are only two kinds of people in this world." " I see." "The living...and the married." " I see." "So I want to live, get it." "Very philosophical." " I know." "But I..." "I mean today's generation has thought about.." "..what your grandma didn't." "The middle-way." " What's that?" "Live-in marriage." "I mean live-in." "I want to live with you." "Am I so important for you?" "You're the most important for me." "And you?" "For me?" "Most important." "Very important." "Money." "Lots of money." "Money with which I can buy a big house." "How...big?" "Well...big enough for me, you and all our happiness." "Yes, Manish, check the balance of my savings account." "Well, the land in Amritsar is lying vacant." "Sell it." "What?" "That's all." "Listen, I needed 500,000 rupees." "Lord will make things right." "Hello." "The network's clear, I can hear you." "Tell me." "Hello... "Who wants to be a Millionaire"." "Hello." "Hello." "Correct answer is A B D C." "Sorry..." "B C D A." "Sorry, sorry..." "A..." "D.." "Idiot!" "What?" "Loan sanctioned." "Ta-dah!" "What is this?" "Our dream home?" "Are you serious?" "This is ours." "Oh my, God!" "Oh my, God!" "Oh my, God!" ""Why do I...always keep thinking about you?"" ""Why do you...exist in my questions?"" ""You're my desires..." "you're my relief."" ""Let there be no distance between us."" ""A little of you, a little of you..." "are falling in love."" ""A little of you, a little of you...are coming closer."" ""A little of you, a little of you..." "are falling in love."" ""A little of you, a little of you...are coming closer."" "Naari." "Will you.." "Will I what?" "Have another drink?" "Dev...we just refilled it?" "Oh s**t, we just refilled it." "I..." "Sorry.." "I was saying, will you.." "I mean like this place?" "It's so cool, right?" "I mean the ambiance." "The music's so nice." "There's no music." "Naari" "Will you.." " Hold that thought." "I'll be right back..." "from the washroom." "Yeah." "Why am I so nervous?" "Come here." "'What happened was...she didn't return for a hour, a day, a week either.'" "'All she did was sent a message.'" ""Some of my stuff is lying at your place, send it over."" ""Hold on, where will you send it?"" ""I'll send someone over and get it collected."" ""Thanks."" "Two days again, you don't get it." "I can't go to the police because technically we're not married." "But I consider her as my wife." "Look, Pinku..." "I am bouncing like a football." "Oh s**t." "Oh s**t." "I am going to kill him." "Why do you take the car out if you can't drive?" "Get down." "Get down you rascal." "Come here." "You ruined my car." "But it's not my fault.." "Someone hit a ball...and I turned it around." "And.." "Who will pay for the repairs?" "Hold on." "What are you looking for?" "Come here." "What are you saying?" "Nothing's wrong with your car." "These are internal injuries, you can't see them here." "Meaning." "The poor car can't speak." "If only it could speak, it would say that you tried to tarnish her honor." "Honor.." "Your car's like my sister.." "I mean.." "First you insult me and now you're mocking me." "Hold on." "I haven't done anything." "But I will pay for all that..." "internal injuries and other things." "You will have to." "You will have to pay up." "Give me your number, address...quickly." "You will have to pay for breaking the car's bones." "Hold on." "Here's my visiting card." "I'll pay for all the expenses." "Hello." "This is Harminder Singh Aluwalia speaking." "Near Tactor Khatara pass." "There's been an accident near." "A Scorpio rammed into my car." "What are you.." "I am gravely injured." "I am bleeding." "I am unconscious." "He's troubling me a lot." "Come quickly, I am suffered big losses." "I swear I haven't done anything." "Excuse me." " Yes." "Hi, I am Dev Arora, regarding the Housing Loan." "Sir, please wait for some time." "Did you say something?" " No." "Cartoon." "You.." "S**t!" "If anyone tries to be a hero, we'll shoot him." "Mister.." " Rascal, lower your eyes." "Stop!" "They won't learn this way." "Stay here." "Don't worry, everything will be fine." "What?" "If you keep moving, we'll all fall down." "I said shut up." "We'll all fall down." "Are you trying to seduce me?" "I'm just trying to ease you." "Relax." "You're trying to woo me by whispering in my ears." "What?" "Sorry, it was my mistake that I tried to reassure you." "Sorry." "What are you looking at down there?" "You're standing on my feet." "And dirtying my shoe." "No, your intentions are getting dirty." "What?" "Now you're trying to look into my eyes and woo me." "Look mister, madam says that.." "..you tried to physical abuse her using the robbery as an excuse." "Sir, I was only trying to me sympathetic, that's all." "Sympathy?" "No, inspector." "He had all the intentions of taking me to the bed." "Bed.." "Sir, look at her." "Sir...take a good look at her." "If she was the last woman on earth.." "..I would rather be impotent than sleep with her." "Look, mister, madam's lodged a complaint." "So we'll have to investigate." "Physical abuse is a grave crime." "Sir, physical abuse.." "If proven guilty, you can be hanged." "No, sir, no death sentence." " You will be hanged." "Sir, you're listening to her." "And you're not listening to me at all." "What were you doing at the bank?" "Sir, I am getting married, so housing loan installments." "I see.." "See...he's getting married, and still does things like this." "Sir, it's nonsense." "Please explain her." "Give me your fiancé's number." "I want to congratulate her." "She's missing, sir." "What?" " Missing." "Missing?" "Inspector, she must have run away." "Who would marry a pervert like him?" "Please mind your language." "You mind your language." "The one that you brought so close to me." " What?" "Inspector, I didn't want to say this publicly." "But now I have to." "He took advantage of the situation and kissed me." "Kiss?" "You mean public display of affection." "Section 294 of IPC." "Sunil." " Sir." "Arrest him." "This is cheating." "Sir, this lady is lying." " Quiet." "Who are you?" "Sir...my name is Palak Mehra." "Tell us in detail." "Sir, I want to say that he never tried to misbehave with her." "He couldn't do it." "Because I was standing in between." "So technically, he would be molesting me and not her." "You mean I am lying." "Yes." "Tell me something...how are you related to him?" " Yes." "Nothing." " Nothing?" "Okay." "Sir, listen to me." "Dismiss this case right here." "And anyway, we don't have to give a report to the ACP about them." "We need to report the robbery." "So let's go, case dismissed." " Enough." "Open and shut case." "No one made any mistake, so there will be no investigation." "But." " Go home." "Listen." "I've other cases to solve?" "Listen to me." " Let's go, Sunil.." "This isn't right." "You're making a big mistake letting this evil, murderer go free." "Excuse me." "Thank you so much." "It's okay." "It was very kind of you." "It's okay." "No, it was extremely kind of you." " It's okay." "I'll leave." "See you." "Palak." " Yes." "Who was that handsome?" "Questions... first, let's go." "Will you tell me?" "I met him in the bank, during the robbery." "Wow!" "Bank robbery or your heart's robbery?" "Meera." "Listen, how about we go for some wine in the evening.." "..after the job?" "Done." "Okay." "But it's your treat." "You know about my condition." " It's okay." "So we'll meet in the evening, at the Vintage Lounge." "I'll get my clothes too, night out?" " Okay." "First I crashed my car." "Not my fault." "I forgot to switch off the bathroom light." "Then when I went to the bank, it got robbed." "Why would I rob the bank?" "I was almost arrested for rape charges?" "Why me?" "Why would I rape anyone?" "Who am I talking to?" "Switch off the light, shut down the café, go home." "See you in the morning." "Hang up." "This robbery took place in HFDC bank in sector 17.." "..where 6 armed men barged into the bank.." " Yes." "Who?" "Oh...the taxi guy." "Yes." "Why do you need an MRI?" "You were fine." "What?" "You're lodging an FIR?" "My car got dented." "Let's settle this out of the court." "I'll give you 4-5 thousand." "What?" "50,000?" "Hello." "Hello.." "Whose face did I see today?" "50,000 is too much." "It's me, Pinkesh." "Pinku, what's wrong with your voice?" "I am breathless from all the running." "What's the point?" "I was running after Naari and asking her to stop." "Naari stop!" "Naari stop!" "Naari stop!" "What?" "You mean you found Naari." "S**t." "Where can I find her, and how?" "Tell me, Pinku, please." "I can't speak." "Come to Sector 10, Vintage Lounge." "I am getting there." "Pinku, someday you'll be James Bond." "S**t." "I forgot my wallet." "I can't go back in again." "Pinku." "Glory to you." "Sorry." "Sorry...we didn't see." " Watch where you're going." "Take some time off from staring at each other." "Sorry, let's go." "Wow, how sweet." "Thank you so much." "What's this?" "This must be expensive." " Not more than you." "Why keep this when you're not there." "I've been in this business for 25 years." "I've never seen a piece like this before." "The cut is so excellent, it had me fooled for a second." "What?" "I mean...it looks just like real diamond." "You mean it's not real." "Where?" "There he is." "Sorry, sorry." "I am a little late." "I got here in 10 minutes." "And it took you 1 ½ hours." "Relax, your mama's eyes." "I am a busy many." "Solve 10 cases every day." "But you couldn't solve my case in 2 months." "Where's Naari?" "Where's Naari?" "She doesn't want to meet you." " What?" "She's a fraud." "Forget her." "What nonsense." "We were supposed to get married." "You were." "Now she's marrying someone else." "Some..." "NRI." "Why didn't you bring her here?" " Do you want me to kidnap her?" "Waiter." "She heard that you called her here." " Yes, sir." "So?" " So she got scared and ran away." "Get chilly chicken, the usual." " Okay." "And..." "large scotch, hurry up." " Okay, sir." "Today we brothers will drink together." "Okay." "I don't think she told you why she left suddenly?" "She did." "She said she never liked you." "And you suddenly bought a home for her." "She didn't know how to react." "Forget her." "Do one thing." " Yes, sir." "Get the entire bottle." "Brother is very upset." " Okay." "I don't want such expensive grief." "Go on." "I forgot my wallet at home." "You're my brother, don't worry." "I am there." "Just forget her." "She's not worthy of you." "Don't be so upset." "There's no dearth of girls in Chandigarh." "There are many other fine girls." "Hold on." "Look there.." " Sir." "Thank you." " Welcome, sir." "Take a look around. 3 o'clock." "That's 6..." " 9 o'clock." "Look behind me." "Just drink and.." "What are you doing?" "Cheers." "Drink in grief out." "Out!" "I'll be back from the washroom." "You drink." "Why is such a bad day today?" "Now he'll think I am crazy?" "Why hasn't Meera arrived yet?" "Oh gosh, they stole my wallet." "I lost even the remaining 3000 that I had." "Rascal, scoundrels..." "they won't get too far with my money." "What now?" "Meera!" "Hello." "Meera." "Where are you?" "At home?" "Where else?" "Oh hello.." " Not hello, say hell." "I've been waiting for 1 ½ hour.." "..and already had three glasses of wine." "I completely forgot, I am so sorry Palak." "Look, I will forgive you." "Just get here in half an hour." "Actually, there's a problem." "What problem?" "I was about to get out.." "..but few of my relatives arrived from Delhi." "Look, Meera...make some excuse and get here." "Yes, mom, the fritters are ready." "I'm coming." "Actually, I even need to prepare dinner for them." "So I can't come." "I know it all...what dinner and whose dinner." "Listen, you can think whatever you like." "I can't come now, that's all." "Hello." "Meera." "Meera." "Bloody desperate woman." "Are you asleep in the washroom?" "Where are you?" "I am out." " What?" "Out?" "Where?" "How?" "Look..." "I'll be in big trouble." "Don't joke." "I am not joking, I had an important meeting, so.." "Meeting.." "I told you I forgot my wallet at home." "Mama's eye, you don't get it." " Pinku.." "Why doesn't anyone ever return from the washroom in my story?" "'That boy from the bank is sitting alone.'" "'If I add my bill to his, I'll be saved from this embarrassing situation.'" "'She saved me in the morning.'" "'I guess she's sent by God to save me again.'" "'She's Goddess herself.'" "Goddess." "Hi." "I think he's falling for it." "Hi." "Oh...hi." " How are you?" "I am good." "Can I sit.." "I was sitting all alone, and so were you." "So I thought I'll give you some company." "Can I.." "Sit, please." " Thank you." " Sit, sit." "I forgot to thank you in the morning." "Afterall you saved me from imprisonment." "I saved you from imprisonment." "You should remember such things." "Of course." "Sir shall I serve your drink here?" "Sure!" "No need to ask!" "In fact combine the bills." "Sir check.." "I.. umm.." "Ma'am check.." "I know." "I know." "Who is paying?" "Him." "Him." "Your bill is Rs. 5335." "Ok." " Who will pay the bill?" "Actually the treat is from sir." "Listen.. you pay today." "Tomorrow I'll give you a double treat." "Promise." "Look, I saved you from imprisonment." "So you should be giving the treat." "I know." "You're right." "Look.. don't think I'm such a lowly person." "By mistake I forgot my wallet at home." "I swear I'm not lying." "And my wallet was stolen." "What are you saying!" "What shall we do now?" "Let me think." "You keep this." "What is this?" "Where is the money?" "It's a solitaire." "You keep it as a mortgage." "Tomorrow he'll come and pay you." "Brother, I'll come before you reach here and make the payment." "Is it real?" "Hey!" "It's a solitaire." "What do you think?" "I'm giving you street goods worth Rs.250?" "!" "Ok, Ok." "Tomorrow as soon as the bar opens, come and make the payment." "Alright." "Right on time." "Keep it carefully.." "I've the bill." "Come on." "Hi.." "Sorry." "I owe you big time." "It's ok." "Tomorrow I'll pay him and get back your ring." "Better." "By the way.. where shall I give you your ring?" "Your address.." "Why take the trouble?" "I'll myself collect it from here." "Sure?" "Ok." "Ok, bye." " Bye." "Oh damn!" "Sorry.. umm.. that.. water.." "car.. you would have been drenched." "Are you alright?" "Yeah!" "Are you sure you are ok?" "Yeah." "Just a little bit cold." "Thank you so much!" "Hey you blind man!" "Can't you see where you're driving?" "!" "Palak.." " Yes." "Hey you blind man.." "Hey you blind man!" "Can't you see where you're driving?" "!" "Listen.. if you don't mind, my house is nearby." "You're completely drenched." "I can at least do that much for you." "You can come and change." "You don't even have money." "How will you pay the taxi fare.. tell me." "I'll give you some money." "I'm a very decent guy." "No, no." "That's not the case." "Come on." ""May the morning lose itself in the arms of dew.."" ""Feel like adorning my eyes with your dreams!"" ""May the morning lose itself in the arms of dew.."" ""Feel like adorning my eyes with your dreams!"" ""In my breaths.. your voice echoes!"" ""I'm your word and you're my language!"" ""Let's be naughty all night.." "lets break free!"" ""Let's be roguish all night.." "lets break free!"" "You mean she just left you like that?" "Without any reason?" "In fact I also bought this house for her." "Using up all my savings." "Imagine." "That is so romantic." "These days who does such things for love?" "Me.. am a bit old school, right." "A bit?" "!" "You're too much old school." "By the way what do you do for a living?" "Nothing much.." "I just run a small café." "Sector 12, Café Connect." "Café Connect?" "Is it yours?" "Have you been there?" "I came once." "I like Café Mocha over there a lot." "After that, I didn't find any company." "So next time you pass from there, please.." "I'll give you company." "And café Mocha will be my treat." "Surely." "Was Café Connect idea intentional?" "Yeah." "I was fifteen when my dad passed away." "Since then, I've seen mom struggling alone." "That loneliness troubles a lot." "So when I see a couple happy together, I too feel joyous." "So I keep trying through café." "That's sweet." "Shall I ask something?" "That ring.." "was it your engagement ring?" "Why?" "If I say yes, you won't go to collect it?" "No!" "I mean yes.." "I'll surely go." "I just asked." "My boyfriend gave me." "But we have broken up." "Oh." "Shall I ask you something?" "What is your name?" "Won't you ask me my name?" " No." "I'll tell myself." "It's Palak." "I know." "I heard it in the bank." "Shop now.." "By the way, here is my house." "This is my garden." "Wow!" "Do you like gardening too?" "Yes." "Perhaps in my genes." "My forefathers were farmers." "So.." "Only difference is that my farms are a bit small." "I love that one." "I was saying that.." "Damn!" "As usual!" "Are you ok?" "Sorry." "I forgot to switch off the lights in the hall in a hurry." "Wow!" " How is it?" "This is Naari, right?" "Yes." "How is she?" "Like a misfortune." "Are you fond of photography too?" "Yes." "I did a diploma in photography." "So just like that.." "a few photographs.." "Show off!" "You're so multitalented, buddy!" "Isn't it!" "Thank you." "Still Naari left you." "I'm quite surprised." "There is a room upstairs." "You freshen up." "I'll show you." " Ok." "Come." "Carefully." "Yes." "Whose things are these?" "Naari's." "See if something fits you." "Ok." "By the way, she had messaged me that she will have it collected." "Very materialistic girl!" "She forgot the person, but she remembers her things!" "You speak any nonsense, isn't it!" "Actually you're right." "You know she is marrying someone else." "I'm such a big fool, isn't it?" "In fact you're quite cute." "I'll make coffee." "I'm still changing." "Yes.. you take your time." "I just wanted to ask how much sugar in your coffee?" "Hi Dev!" "Oh my God!" "You've become so thin." "Because you missed me, right." "You missed me a lot, didn't you?" "Not a single day passed when I didn't remember you!" "Really." "Won't you invite me in?" "Fine." "I'll myself come inside.." "my luggage.." " No, no, no!" "What?" "!" "Dev!" "You.. you.." "Can't you come tomorrow?" " Dev.." "You must be joking." "What do you think?" "I'll come back here again tomorrow?" "No.. don't know.." "actually you dropped in suddenly.." "Listen Naari, I.." " Dev.." "Dev.." "I'm a bit busy." "You're busy." "I see." " No, you.." "I don't think you're busy." "So stop this drama and just two minutes.." "Naari.." "listen.." "listen.." "Naari.." " Dev.." "Stop.. stop.." " Let me go.." "Oh oh!" "So that's the case." "That's why I was being stopped." "Palak, its fine." "Is she your girlfriend?" "After being your boyfriend, I don't think he would like to have a girlfriend." "You're so worried about him!" "Hmm." "Yes I do." "You see I'm not like you." "No one can actually be like me!" "Because I'm the only one like me." "Isn't it Dev?" "I think I should leave." "Yes." "It's late." "Palak, you don't have to go." "It's ok." "Palak.." "Palak.." "listen.." "Bye!" " Palak." "Palak.." "Forget it Dev, she is not your girlfriend too!" "I'll be back in two minutes." "Alright." "And I couldn't stop the girl friend that I did have, right." "You disappear suddenly!" "And then you return after two months." "Hi!" "He he!" "Ha ha!" "How do you manage that?" "!" "And me.. am searching all over the town like a mad person!" "I keep sitting here and there and keep thinking!" "About you!" "She'll return, buddy." "She loves you." "I cry all night." "I can't sleep." "You must never have thought about it." "Why am I saying this?" "Why am I even talking to you?" "So materialistic!" "Sorry!" "I'll take my things.." "just two minutes.. forget it." "Shall I tell you something?" "Good that I bought the bungalow under mom's name not yours." "Else you would have thrown me out!" "No.." "You know what?" "You're right." "We can't have anything between us." "I know it was over for you a long back." "Thank you." "Today, I break up from my side." "You can take whatever things you like." "Rest I'll have them thrown outside." "Good bye." " OK." "Palak.. damn.." "Palak.." " Yes." "You don't have the money, right." "How will you pay for the taxi?" "Taxi fare." "Thank you." "Palak, we're meeting tomorrow right?" "Damn!" "You want to die under my car itself!" "Hey you!" "Brother what's your problem?" "!" "Brother.." "What do you want?" "Speak!" "Shall I get horse shoes fitted in my brakes?" "By god!" " Or shall I sell the taxi and become a truck driver?" "!" "Don't know.. don't know why I keep banging in to your taxi only today!" "That's bound to happen.." "Wanted to settle things in Rs. 5000." "Now tell me.. shall I dial up the police number again?" "No!" "Not police!" "Brother, you can take 50000." "But listen.. just need to talk to the girl for a couple of minutes." "The one sitting in your car." "I don't care." "Go ahead." "And listen.. you'll have to give extra for taxi waiting." "Can I get your number?" "You may think this is madness, but I just broke ties with her and came." "Palak, I don't know if this makes sense or not.." "I don't know if you like me or not." "I don't know what will happen next.." "really don't know." "I haven't thought about it." "I couldn't think about it." "I just came running after you." "I couldn't stop myself." "Please don't think I'm two timing or something." "You know the money.." "No, no.." "Dev, I.." "Palak.." "I waited two months like crazy for her to return." "But suddenly when she came, I was not happy at all." "I don't know but I didn't like you leaving." "I just wanted to say that.." "I don't know what I'm trying to say.." "You understand what I want to say, don't you?" "Because I myself don't understand." "I am speaking too much right." "I shouldn't." "Brother.." " Yes?" "Would you have a pen and paper?" "Have you got a cheque book?" "Your payment will be in cash." "Right now, a pen and paper please.." "Yes, yes." "Take." "Palak, please call me." "We'll meet once." "After that if you don't feel like.." "I'll never force you." "Promise." "Take it girl." "It's just a number, not a wedding card." "Call me please." "I'll wait for your call." "Hey!" "Even I'll wait for your call tomorrow." "Yes, yes." "Thank you." "Hey.. please bring the amount in thousand rupees notes." "It's easier to carry." "Bye." ""I was on the streets this way since ages!"" ""Roguishness all night!"" "It was so embarrassing, right?" "It was I who spent and she who got the fame." "People want free entertainment." "Every man was looking at me." "Buddy.. you don't get to see such scenes everyday!" "So what happened was that our parents fixed up our alliance without telling us." "And that day, we went to meet each other for the first time." "How do you find my top?" "Zari work with velvet." "I've designed it myself." "I'm a designer." "Can't you Chandigarh girls think of anything else?" "Those who can't be actresses, become designers." "By the way, how did you know that I wanted to be a heroine?" "I had told mummy before itself." "I don't want to marry a girl from Chandigarh!" "Just two names come forth." "Pooja and Neha." "By the way, what is your name?" "I am Pooja." "And your hobbies must be applying designer henna on your hands.." "..and collecting teddy bears." "Right?" "Oh god!" "Now don't tell me that you eat 'Golgappas' with your friends.." "..in sector 17 everyday." "And Shahrukh Khan is your favorite actor." "Don't you like all this?" "Not at all." "You know what?" "!" "You must not marry a Chandigarh girl." "You know why?" "Because Chandigarh girls are more sweet.." "..for rude and heartless like you!" "And that day I realized that it was more embarrassing to be topless than heartless." "And now, every evening, he goes with me to eat 'Golgappas'." "And every Saturday, we watch a Shahrukh movie too." "Raj has gifted me 35 teddy bears till now." "And yes.. there is a separate room for them too." "And now we have decided that we'll name our daughter, Neha." "At times, I hear a story in my heart." "My story." "But there is still time for my story." "Right now, he is Pinkesh." "And this is the beginning of his story." "No, the end." "The story started two months ago." "Tell me something." "Why are you after her?" "Has she eloped with your money?" "No buddy." "I just want to meet her once and ask her.. why did she do this?" "Hmm." "What is this?" " Milk." "One is her and one you!" "He is the only mistake of his parents." "On his passport, his birth place is not India, but Air India." "The rascal was born on an aeroplane." "Hence his dreams were also very big and high!" "The aerial kind.. the rascal!" "But the dream that he is dreaming this time.." "..is too big for his standard." "It was ok as far as an aeroplane." "But this is a rocket." "You are not worthy of boarding it." "Keeping an eye on the girl, he actually fell for her." "Not his fault." "The woman was so attractive." "The lad turned defective from detective." "Idiot.. should have learnt something from your friend's mistake." "What shall I do now?" "Shall I hang her picture in my house?" "I'm not your mamma's dog to sniff her out." "It'll take time." ""You're sleep in my eyes.." "and a drop of dew.."" ""You're the thirst of my lips.." "and my reason to live!"" ""You're sleep in my eyes.." "and a drop of dew.."" ""You're the thirst of my lips.." "and my reason to live!"" ""You're the morning rain falling on the hazy glass of my dreams!"" ""A bit of me and a bit of you.." "are getting lost in love!"" ""A bit of me and a bit of you.." "are getting complete!"" "I mean.. you don't worry." "Ok." "I'm hanging up now, ok." "Bye." "Hey I'm Bond!" "Pinkesh Bond!" "Don't worry!" "Hey mamma's eyes!" "Don't cry sister.." "brother will buy you a new top." "Yes.. am coming." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Madam-ji.." "You!" " What happened?" "Need any help?" "I was having a bad headache." "So want to go to a doctor." "So give me the keys." "Keys?" "!" "Me?" "!" "Madam-ji, if brother comes to know, he'll kill me." "Hey.. hello.. give me the keys." "Want to go to a doctor." "Hurry up." "Oh!" "You're talking about the car keys?" "!" "You're so amazing madam-ji!" "When I'm here, you'll drive?" "!" "You sit and relax." "I'll drive." "Come." "Damn it." "Your mama's eyes." "Ok, listen." "Do something." "Drink this medicine." "But madam-ji.." "you were having a headache." "I mean if I drink it.." "you'll be alright?" " Yes." "Yes." "I'm having a headache." "But this headache you see is a very terrible and infective disease." "It can pass from one person to another very fast." "And I don't wish at all that you get this headache of mine." "Madam-ji, seeing you this way, I remember my mother!" "Aww!" "Even she used to scold and feed me things this way!" "Ok." "Madam-ji, if you give me poison, I'll happily drink that too." "Ok then drink." "Drink it." "Give." "Should I drink the entire bottle?" "Yes." "You've to drink the entire bottle." "Drink it!" "Come on.. drink all of it!" "Very good.. very good.. very good!" "Madam-ji why is the car shaking?" "A little bit side effect." " Madam-ji hold my hand, else you'll fall down." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Oh my god!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Naari.." "Shut up!" "What have you done?" "!" "What are you doing here?" "Hey!" "Not a difficult job to find you." "Your perfume can be smelled in the entire neighborhood!" "And the door was open too." "But why are you after me?" "Hey mamma's eyes!" "I'm not after you!" "Dev is after me due to you!" "That's why I'm after you!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out from my house!" "Yes, yes." "I'll get out." "But what about the one who will come after me?" "And are you aware whom you've looted?" "Do you know who he is?" "!" "Of course." "Jazzy." "Jazzy!" "She is saying it as if it is Jazzy B!" "Do you know who he is?" "!" "Do you know who he is." "Who?" "Not who!" "Don!" "He is a don!" "If you want to save your life, run from here." "Listen.." "listen.. since when did you get a license to be a detective?" "Yes." "Since you ran, I got it." "But I don't know what kind of thug you are!" "You must know whom to thug and whom not to!" "What a thug!" "Thug!" "Thug!" "You think I'm a thug!" "Who told you I'm a thug?" "!" "I see.. who told me?" "!" "Shall I tell you all your episodes?" "You know all of them?" "Deepak, Pahadganj." "Swami Jewellers, Janakpuri." "R. D. System, Nehru Place." "Malkit Singh, Sector 14." "Rohan Purohit, Civil Lines." "Ram Gopal Contractor, Mohali." "Raj, Mahi, Mannu, Modi, Sushant, Ankit, Amit, Siddharth." "And that poor highway fellow, Sharib." "You looted him too." "And that Madi anna.." "he was your own man!" "You looted him too!" "Hey!" "Hello!" "That Madi Anna.." "that Kalu.. he himself was a thug!" "He thought that I'm a wealthy girl." "Hence he was after me." "Anyways.. good research." "Isn't it?" "What else do you know about?" "What else.. what else?" "Ask me that later!" "Right now, let's get out of here.." "..before I get killed too because of you." "Please pal!" "You act so smart!" "So smart!" "You were with Jazzy with so long." "Didn't you know what kind of a man he is!" "If he doesn't like the food in a restaurant, he breaks it." "If he doesn't like a room in a hotel, he sets the hotel on fire." "And if he finds out that he has your money.." "I mean you have his money.." "..god knows what he'll do to you!" "I hope that everything gets alright." "That's why I'm telling you." "Will you sit in my lap now?" "!" "Firstly, I'm saving your life." "And even then you.." "Look.. we'll disappear." "Even he'll forget after some days." "Just like the others." "He is not like the others." "This is Jassi!" "Jassi Don!" "He'll find you even from hell." "You know, I really didn't want to." "But old habits die hard." "Seeing the money, I couldn't control myself." "And I did it." "What shall we do now?" "Shall I tell you?" "Will you listen?" "Yes." "Run!" "Hurry up!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Hey!" "money.. money!" "Hurry.." " Purse.. purse.." "Come on.. come on!" " Come on.. come!" "Come fast!" "What are you doing?" "Yuck!" "The lads these days don't have any shame!" "Come." "Sister-in-law should be before me within half an hour." "Else.." "Don't show me your faces after half an hour." "Yes, boss." "Had we been late by even a minute Naari would have been.." "..crushed and Pinku would have been thrashed." "Oh, God, show us a way, please." "Please." "Please." "Please." "Oh, God, show us a way, please." "Please." "Please.." " Stupid!" "There is an easy way." "Return this money and beg for your life." "Are you out of your mind?" "No, no, I..." "I am feeling very scared." "I can't do it." "Scared?" "You didn't feel scared while stealing." "Are you feeling scared while returning it?" "It is simple." "Go to Jazzy and tell him.." "Mr. Jazzy, please, I am sorry." "Take your money and let me go." "Mr. Pinku." "From Pinku to Mr. Pinku?" "Yes." "What do you want?" "Please go and return this bag." "For my sake." "Please." "I?" "Return the bag to Jazzy?" "Run away." "Are you crazy?" "Do you want to get me killed?" "It mean you will disturb a hornets' nest.." "..and I should get stung!" "Do you think I am an idiot?" "What?" "What?" "What happened?" "If I had a kin, he would never have left me like this.." "..in times of trouble." "How would you know the sufferings of an orphan?" "You can never understand it." "Never." "Orphan?" "I had talked to your father on phone." "He used such abusive words and banged the phone." "Orphan?" "But my mother?" "She is bedridden since two months." "Pinkesh, I am forced to do all this for her surgery for cancer." "We have no other option." "Dance class." "What?" "When I had called up your mother was in dance class." "And she said that if she spots you she will break your legs." "2000." "2000?" "2000 is enough for delivering a bag." "Oh, I am.." "Am I going to deliver a pizza?" "Okay, 5000." "Happy?" "Um.." "Oh, bargaining?" "Okay, fine." "Tell me." "Tell me how much you want?" "You are a cheat." "Go on, blackmail me." "Well, since you are my friend, it will be 100 thousand." "100 thousand?" "Quiet, quiet." "Do you want to get both of us killed?" "Are you out of your mind?" "100 thousand for a one minute job?" "This is robbing." "Twenty rounds get fired in one minute." "Who will face that risk?" "Fine." "Agree if you wish or else I am going." "Bye." "Just a minute." "Mr. Pinku, you get so angry." "It will give you wrinkled face." "You won't look nice." "100 thousand, right?" "Okay, done." " Done?" "Done." " Sure?" "Yes, yes, of course." "Okay, come." "But before that we have to go somewhere else, okay?" "Where do we have to go?" "To Dev's house." " To Dev's house?" "My passport is there." "It is better to leave the country rather than die." "You mean out of India?" "No, no, if Jazzy gets back his money.." "Come on." "Okay, let us go." "I need to go to washroom." "I have been waiting since a long time." "What.." "Come." "Come on, hurry up." "What should I do?" "Wait here and whistle for you?" "What are you doing?" "Hurry up." "Wait for two minutes." "I can't find the keys." "I am getting desperate." "Let us go." "There is nobody." "I can't see anything." "Quiet!" "Don't scream." "Didn't you want to go to washroom?" "Yes, I am going." "I will go and get the passport." "Okay, okay." "It was not my fault." "I forgot to switch off the lights in the bathroom." "There was a robbery at the bank." "Why would I commit a robbery?" "I was about to be jailed in a rape case." "Why would I commit rape?" "And they escaped with 25 lakh rupees within 10 minutes." "Hello." "'CCTV cameras recorded..'" "'..and the police..'" "Oh, the taxi driver." "Yes." "But you crashed with my car, right?" "Okay, sir, let us make an out of court settlement." "Sir, 50,000 is too much." "Hello." "Boss, I am speaking." "Pinkesh." "Pinku, what happened to your voice?" "I got a sore throat due to running." "How can throat get affected by running?" "I was shouting while running after Naari." "Naari, stop." "Naari, stop." "Did you find Naari?" "Where can I meet her?" "How do I meet her?" "Pinku, please tell me quickly." "Don't ask so many questions." "I am unable to speak." "Do one thing." "Quickly come to Sector 10, Vintage Lounge, okay?" "Hurry up, hurry up." "Hurry up!" "I am coming there." "I will be there." "You will be James Bond some day." "100 thousand." "Delivery first." "Give me your passport." "Passport?" "Why?" "What if you run away?" "Don't you trust me?" "No." "Listen, keep it safely, in inner pocket, okay?" "Give it." "Is it real?" "Okay." "Mama's eyes." ""Come on." "Come on."" ""Be my guest."" ""Be my guest."" "He was scared." "But Naari was a master of the game." "She was dangling bait before him.." "..and making him do tricks." "Hey, wait." "Wait." "Where are you going?" "I am the delivery boy." "What are you saying?" "I have come to make a delivery." "What are you going to deliver?" "Had someone ordered butter-lentil curry?" "Have you brought butter-lentil curry in a suitcase?" "Well?" "If is a very eco-friendly restaurant." "We don't use plastic." "Your hotel is very neat." "Yes." "How much is the bill?" "180 rupees." "I don't have change." "No problem." "I will get it from the boss." "No problem." "Listen, wait here only." " Okay." "Don't move." "Hold this." "Hold this!" "Listen, don't eat it." "It is mine." "What is this?" "Get out." "Get out." "Open." "Idiot, a suitcase contains money, not lentil." "I can't see anybody here." "Hey, wait!" "Catch him." "Catch him." "They are chasing me!" "They are chasing me!" "I am in big trouble." "Very big." "What happened?" "Did you give the bag?" "They are chasing me!" "Let us go." "Forget the bag." "Hurry up." "Hurry up." "The scoundrel ran away." "He ran away." "He slipped from our hands." "Jazzy is just.." "My stomach is aching." "My stomach.." "Here." "Passport." "Thanks." "I guess it's over." " Yeah." "Will we meet again?" " No." "You should meet Dev once." "He is waiting for you at Vintage Lounge." "It will be a bit difficult for him to forget me." "Make up some excuse, okay?" "May I ask something?" " No." "Did you ever love Dev?" "What are you saying?" "Even now I love Dev." "What?" "Then why did you leave him?" "For Jazzy." "Then why did you leave Jazzy?" "Well, if you say so, for you." "Oh, my God." "Okay." "Look, you are not my type." "I am very choosy, okay?" "You are not choosy, you are chicken." "When you had located me why didn't you tell Dev?" "I didn't tell him because his heart would have broken." "Were you saving his heart or were you losing your heart?" "Okay, bye." "Listen." " Yes?" "Take care." "You too." "Change your deo." "You are.." "What?" ""Why should even your memory remain in my thoughts?"" ""Like this you.."" "I have harboured an enemy." "You know that don't you?" "Now I will have to pay for it." ""There should be no space between us."" "How are you, my friend?" "Sorry, I am a bit late." "Let us search over there." "Where did he run away?" "Come on." "There." "Come." " Okay, come." "I will go to the washroom for minute." "You can drink." "Drink." "Start." "Thank you." "There he is." "Rascal." "Come on hurry up." "Just a minute." "What happened?" "Why are you beating me?" "Rascal." "Punch him." "Oh, ouch." "Mamma's eyes." "No, no." "Okay." "Idiot, not the goggles, take off your clothes." "Light tight." "Mister." "Mister, come." "Take it off." " No problem." "Take your time." "There is no hurry." "May I go now?" "Take off your pants also." "Promise me that you won't misbehave with me." "Are you a girl?" "Would I misbehave with you?" "Take it off." "This is the perfect position." "What is this?" "Shall I slap you?" "Just a minute." "Why are you beating me now?" "I have taken off everything for you." "Didn't I take it off?" "I want to go home." "I have got a wife and children." "My children will be orphaned." "No problem, we will bring them up." "Look, mister, I have given you your things." "Now let me take my things and let me go." "I am of no use to you, I swear." "I am of no use to anybody, I swear." "Please." "Excuse me, my phone is ringing." "Pick up the phone." "No, no, I.." " Talk." "Listen, I am not making idle talk." "You will feel these vibrations of the phone in your tummy.." "..for the rest of your life." "Pick it up." "Pick it up!" "Put it on speaker." "Have you gone to sleep in the washroom?" "Where are you?" "Boss?" "Boss has left." " What?" "What do you mean he left?" "When did he leave?" "How did he leave?" "I will die." "Stop joking." "I am not joking." "I had a meeting, so.." "Meeting?" "I had told you that I forgot my wallet at home." "My friend, you don't understand.." "Brother, it is my father's phone." "It is my father's phone." "Am I going to eat it?" "Boss, what is ass?" "It must be what this man wanted to do with boss's money." "Yes." "I will.." "Your ass." "Ass." "That is not the case." "I had returned your money." "Now what?" "Bend down." "Don't ask him to bend down." "Let me sit on his back and make him run like a horse." "I will make him trot." "Final?" "Someone wants me to bend, someone wants me to be a horse." "What do I do?" "Bend." "Come on, bend." "Final?" " Yes." "Don't mess up okay?" "Here is Kaniya Kadam." "Now my story starts." "In my stories there is less of talk and more of action." "Your mama's eye." "Who is coming?" "My brother Jazzy is coming." "Jazzy!" "Jazz..." "Jazz..." "Hail brother Jazzy." "Jazzy, if you had called me, I would've definitely come." "Forgive me." "Please forgive me." "Please don't kill me." "My blood dries up on seeing you." "What will you gain by killing me?" "Was this the man?" "Yes, boss." "What were you doing?" "Well?" "I.." "I had come to return your bag." "I knew there was something of value for you.." "..so I thought of returning your bag.." "..and I will take my things and go home." "So I.." " Open." "This is the last brief." "There is nothing underneath." "I will not take it off." "Open the bag." "The bag." "How can I open your bag?" "Idiot, open the bag!" "Hurry up." "Idiot." "Here, I have opened it." "Oh!" "Panties." "Bra." "There should be bundles of cash." "Where are they?" "You will tell us about that." "Idiot." "Where is it?" "I...bag.." "Naari." "Naari." "Naari has done everything." "Do you know.." "Idiot!" "Please driver faster." "Madam, this is a car not a rocket." "Brother, push the accelerator." "It will turn into a rocket." "Hurry." "Hurry." "Everybody is in a hurry." "Did you say something?" "So, shall I start, or will you say it?" "You start, because you are the opening batsman of our team." "It so happened that I got injured while playing cricket.." "..and I landed up in a hospital." "There she was responsible for taking care of me." "She was my nurse." "And the nurse became a patient while treating him." "After he was discharged from the hospital.." "..my life has become empty like a syringe.." "..and worthless like expired medicine." "Then I called him to meet me." "Kamal, you are not aspirin for me, you are paracitamol." "Look, don't throw a googley." "Tell me clearly." "You are my oxygen supply." "Without it feels like an open heart surgery without anaesthesia." "Come to the pitch." "Why are you throwing wide balls?" "I want to ask if there is place for my heart in your life line?" "What?" "Cricket was my life and I was about to refuse her." "Then a miracle happened." "Oh, God." "Oh, God, are you all right?" "Are you okay?" "And at that moment she looked like my World Cup." "You hadn't even got your breath back.." "..when you proposed to me." "One, two, three." "What is this?" "Our dream home." "Are you serious?" "This is our..." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "I love you." "Dev, this must be very expensive, right?" "Yes, I have taken a loan of 20 million." "All my savings.." " Savings." "And I had to sell off my land also." "For you." "Did you like it?" "Isn't it?" "Isn't it?" "Isn't it?" "Wow!" "Yes." "Great." "What are you doing?" " What?" "By the way, there is one more surprise for you." "One more?" "Bigger than this?" "No, not bigger." "A small one." "I have got your tiny clothes collected from PG." "Both of us will stay here, right?" "Yes." "Right?" "I and you.." "Will you.." "Dev, hold the thought, I will be back in two minutes, okay?" "From washroom." "Okay." "When girls suspect proposal, they can escape to only two places." "Court room and washroom." "Court room gets them married.." "..and washroom gives them freedom." "It is not that Naari didn't love Dev." "If you keep a dog for four days you begin to love it." "And he became useless for Naari." "The idiot has already come under debt.." "..by buying the house on loan." "Lady, are you hurt?" "Goochie." " No, Jazzy." "Well?" "Iron hand and God's grace." "I knew only two things." "But two minutes ago I didn't know what love is." "In two minutes all my feelings changed.." "..when love bloomed." "Beby Doll, come." "Sister-in-law." " Come." "Come." "Hello." "Close the door." "Come." "Hail brother Jazzy." "Oh, she fainted." "Hadn't I forbidden you not to fire guns in front of sister-in-law?" "You scared my dear Naari." "Baby." "Idiot!" "Baby." "Hello." ""I feel like loving you very much."" ""Darling hug me, I am your don."" ""On seeing you" " Ting tong."" ""Darling, my mind says" " Ting tong."" ""On seeing you" " Ting tong."" ""Darling, my mind says" " Ting tong."" ""Whenever you come before me my temperature rises."" ""My mind goes crazy."" ""You smile at me and my heart blooms."" ""I get drunk on water, my heart blooms."" ""You smile at me and my heart blooms."" ""I get drunk on water, my heart blooms."" ""I feel like loving you very much."" ""Darling hug me, I am your don."" ""My house is like a palace, you will live in it."" ""I have dated one girl, I won't date again."" ""Many girls hover around me but when you come before me.."" ""My mind goes crazy."" ""You smile at me and my heart blooms."" ""I get drunk on water, my heart blooms."" ""You smile at me and my heart blooms."" ""I get drunk on water, my heart blooms."" ""He was stung by love bug."" ""The don was lost somewhere."" ""He used to drink many bottles."" ""Today he got drunk on water."" ""He used to have gunfights."" ""Today he has become a Romeo."" ""Publish the news that he is Majnu's son."" ""Heroines wait on my and run after me."" ""Bollywood's heroes call me a hero."" ""They call me Bullet Bomb."" ""When you come before me the bomb becomes dud."" ""You smile at me and my heart blooms."" ""I get drunk on water, my heart blooms."" ""You smile at me and my heart blooms."" ""I get drunk on water, my heart blooms."" ""I feel like loving you very much."" ""Darling hug me, I am your don."" ""I feel like loving you very much."" ""Darling hug me, I am your don."" "Listen, girl, this time Naari has not met Dev." "She has met Mahadev." "Watch the twist in the tale." "Make the packets properly." "The bundles should not break." "Don't worry, boss, I will make perfect packets." "Don't address me as boss." "I am younger than you." "Okay, Jazzy, I will call you Jazzy." "I mean.." " I am not that younger also." "Okay?" "Address me as sir." "Okay, boss." " What?" "I mean, sir." "Come on, hurry up." "Your sister-in-law will be coming." "By the way, brother...sir, why don't we give up this business.." "..and start some new work?" "You see we are losing value in the market." "I see." "Do you have a new business plan in your mind?" "Hadn't we thought that thing at the time of Big Boss?" "Have you forgotten what had happened at that time?" "Shall I show you the flashback?" "Come." "Come." "Mr. Hooda, with the prices falling and rising inflation.." "..nobody is investing in land." "What is the use of possessing land?" "And in the business of drugs the police have become very alert." "Give bribes here and grease palms there." "A few days ago I was watching the TV.." "..and I realised that the business of painting is very profitable." "Had I known it in my school days I would have become a painter." "A couples of brush strokes and high prices." "Uncover it." "What is this?" "This?" "Have you covered a canvass with covered tar?" "Sir, this is a painting." "A painting." "This is the universe." "It means the whole of the universe." "This is our Mother Earth." "Hail Mother Earth." " Hail!" "Who told you that?" "Brother, the painter told me." "You have wasted my 20 million." "Brother, this is not black paint." "This is art." "This art looks incomplete." "It looks incomplete?" "Bubble gum?" "What is this?" "Now it is complete." "How, brother?" "Moon is also there with Mother Earth." "Yes." "Move aside!" "Are you trying to fool me?" "You wasted 20 million rupees on this cheap painting?" "Brother." "Brother." "Flashback is over." "Come back." "Got it?" "Art is not our cup of tea." "Whichever building we buy we will break and build new." "Right?" "Come on, hurry up." "Businessman." "Hi, baby." "Oh, my Baby Doll." "Baby Doll, just a minute." "Let me finish packing then we will go, okay?" "Yes." "Do your work." "Take your time." "No problem, I will wait outside." "My Baby Doll." "Hurry up." "Idiot." "Stupid." "What is your daddy's name?" "Subhash Chaudhary." "And Hooda man kept talking." "I punched him." "He stopped talking and his breathing stopped." "So did Hood die?" "No, my Baby Doll, you get scared so easily." "He fainted and then my didlo also had a go at him." "Dildo," "Dildo, my bull dog." "Bull dog?" " Yes." "Have you named your bull dog as Dildo?" "Yes." "He was lying outside some toy shop in Bangkok." "I liked him very much and I named him Doldo." "Hey, mind your head or else I will get angry." "What?" " Jazzy." "What?" "Are you getting angry?" "No, please, it's okay." "Don, it happens" "It was my mistake." "Pardon me." "If I hit you with a bat you will learn a lesson." "Jazzy, please." "It's okay." "Cool down." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Look, you are.." "You're going to make the country proud." "I am sorry." "It's human to err." "Forgive me as your younger brother." "Give me your address." "I will send a brand-new helmet." "Okay." "Okay." "Next time be careful." "What a boring man!" " Forget it." "As you say, master." "Okay." " Yes." "Where were we?" " De ildo." "Yes." "Dildo barked so loudly that.." "..the oldie regained consciousness immediately." "My little Dildo is very cute." "Long live our boss!" "Hey!" "Politely." "It's a restaurant." "Brother, we need to speak to you." "Say it in my ear." "Scoundrel!" "He won't give my money." "Get it from him anyhow." "No." "Do one thing." "Make him naked." "And flog him so badly that he vomits blood." "Okay." " No." "Do one thing." "Rip his skin apart." "Chop his body into small pieces." "My bulldog.." "Baby, what is my dog's name?" "Dildo." "Yes." "Feed it to Dildo." "Alright, brother." " Go." "Come on." " Yes." "Let's go." "He will lock horns with me." "Oh God!" "Are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "I mean don't worry." "I will find her." "Okay?" "Pinku, you don't understand my condition." "I have taken a loan of 2 crores to buy a house." "Sister, brother will buy a new top for you." "Bye." "It's tangy spice." "Homemade." "Add it to buttermilk." "It will taste even better." "I will also add it." "It's good for the stomach too." "Spice." " Yes." "Homemade." " Sorry." "Take it." " Cheers." "Cheers." "Isn't it bitter?" " A little." "Healthy things are bitter." "It will be good." "I will just come in two minutes from the washroom." "Okay?" " Yes." "Found her?" "No, brother." "I searched the entire room." "But I didn't find sister-in-law anywhere." "Your car has been found." "Go and get the car." " Okay, brother." "Brother, forgive me." "I didn't know she has mixed something in the pill." "She spiked my drink too." "We didn't expect sister-in-law to do this." "That's where we went wrong, brother." "Shut up!" "Will you turn me deaf?" "Okay." "How do you feel now?" "Brother, I am riled." "Silly boy." "I am also riled." "Morons!" "Why have you made my life miserable in old age?" "You are making so much noise." "Will you dig the ground to extract oil?" "Aunt, we are doing flooring work." "Cover your ears with cotton." "You got 50 lakhs for this place, didn't you?" "Go." "Go for a holiday." "Visit holy places." "Or go to Bangkok for a massage." "Fine?" " Shut up." "Or else I will call the cops." "Look at this." "She will call the cops." "But the work.." " Will go on." "Yes." "Aunt, I will call the Lord of Death for you before the cops come." "Now let me enjoy this demolition." "My entire day was bad." "Now don't spoil my mood." "I am behaving decently." "Let me remain decent." "Forget it." "Who will argue with these goons?" "If you say something, they resort to violence." "Get lost." "'When the old lady called me a goon, I didn't like it.'" "'Once you start leading a decent life..'" "'..hooliganism really seems like a bad thing.'" "'But it was true." "I was a goon.'" "'I had learnt wrestling to win medals and settle down.'" "'But I was using it to break people's bones.'" "'Committing murders, seizing people's homes.'" "'I kept doing it blindly on my boss's saying.'" "'One day I realized my mistake.'" "'And the business went for a toss.'" "'The boss was crazy about painting.'" "'I tackled him and everybody made me the boss.'" "'I was elated to be the boss.'" "'I was happy to be the boss.'" "'But at times I would feel a void in my life.'" "'I didn't know what void it was.'" "'Then one day I saw my life lying on the floor.'" "'And I have not learnt to lose opportunities.'" "'With her hand in mine, my life took a u-turn.'" "'I changed.'" "'And it was unbelievable that a woman would dupe..'" "'..the great Jazzy who used to trounce everyone.'" "Think straight." "Think straight." "We will find her." "We will find her." "I will shoot her when I will find her." "Sir." "First find her." "Shame on such a don." "A girl duped me." "Brother." " What?" "Give me Rs.180." "Kundan, why do you need so much money?" "A hotel boy has come." "He has brought creamy lentil in a suitcase." "He wants Rs.180 for that." "Creamy lentil in a suitcase?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Show me who has come." "Come on." " Let's go." "Naari!" "Idiot." "Not lentil, but money is kept in a suitcase." "Who is it?" "Show me." "There is nobody here." "Stop!" "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "Naari went away." "But when she was leaving, the clacking sound of her heels.." "..matched the beats of my heart." "Hello." "Hello." "Jazzy, I want to give you some important news." "Naari." "Not Naari." "I..." "I am a hunter." "Look, I know who stole your bag and where he is right now." "Naari, meet me once." "Please." "Please." "I am a hunter." "I told you." "Look." "I know where your bag is." "But for this information you will have to deposit 1 lakh in my account." "I will send you the account number right away." "Okay?" "I will give you my entire property, leave alone 1 lakh." "Just meet me once." "Please, Naari." "I told you." "I am not Naari." "I am a hunter." "I have become your prey." "Try to understand." "Baby doll." " Look." "Don't you want to know where your bag is?" "I will still tell you." "Your bag is in the lounge." "I am sending you the account number." "Okay?" "Bye." "Open." "Open." "Open." "See this." "Where did she go?" "Naari." "I mean bloody Naari." " Scoundrel." "Listen." "Drive faster." "It's a car." "Not a rocket." "Just try to press the accelerator." "It will automatically become a rocket." "Oh no!" "What happened?" "Stop quickly." "We have reached." "What happened?" " What happened?" "Oh no!" "How much time will it take?" "I am getting late." "That scoundrel was in a hurry who left a nail on the road." "They think the road is their father's park." "What you don't want at home dump it on the road." "Will you just blabber or will you do something too?" "Work fast." "Yes." "I am not changing clothes here." "I have to change the tire." "It takes time." "I am getting late." "I have to go home." "Please." "And she didn't go to Dev's house for the passport." "She went there to hide the money." "The money is there." "Undergarments are here." "In the bag." "A similar bag." "I didn't do anything." "After duping you she must have gone.." "..to his house to collect the money." "Right?" " Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Dump him in the car." "Yes, brother." "My car's luck is bad today." "I had to change the brake in the morning." "The radiator got damaged in the evening." "And the tire got punctured at night." "Wonder whose face I saw when I woke up today." "Look." "Will you just blabber or will you do something too?" "If you are getting so late, go walking." "Fine." "Spoilt my mood." "To hell with you." "I am leaving." " She is actually leaving." "Ma'am, pay my fare." "Yes." "Why not?" "You won't get a single penny." "I am getting late because of you." "Handle your decrepit car." "I am going." "Ma'am." " Get lost!" "Such an insolent girl." "You mean she just left you." "Damn!" "Damn!" "In fact, I bought the house too for her." "Using all my savings." "That is so romantic." "Get in!" "Get in!" "I will get hurt." "Every house says something." "Listen." "Mr. Jazzy, Naari's room is upstairs." "Can I go?" "Please." "You don't need me now." "I am useless." "I am saying it for so long." "Shall I go?" "My work is over." "I am free?" "He has lousy hair." "Cut it off." "Yes, brother." "Why are you cutting my hair?" "I said I will leave." " Where are you going?" "Come on." " No." "Come on." " Mr. Jazzy." "Mr. Jazzy, why me?" "Come on." " Why are you punishing me for the photo?" "This is my garden." " You like gardening too?" "Are you okay?" " It's a daily thing." "Sorry." "The room is upstairs." "Go and freshen up." "I will show you." "Carefully." " Yes." "Whose luggage is this?" "Naari's." "See if something fits you." "She had messaged that she will send someone to collect it." "Do you know?" "She is marrying somebody else." "I am such a fool." "Right?" "In fact, you are very cute." "I will make coffee." "Money." "I am still changing." " Yes." "Take your time." "I just wanted to ask how much sugar you take in your coffee." "Two." "'But how will I arrange for 2 lakhs so soon?" "'" "Hi, Dev." "Oh my God!" "You have lost so much weight." "Listen, Naari." "I am a little busy." "Busy?" "Is that so?" "I don't feel you are busy." "Stop this drama." "Just two minutes." "You...what?" "Oh!" "So this is the matter." "That's why you were stopping me." " Palak, don't listen to her." "It's fine." "Okay?" "She.." "Is she your girlfriend?" "You had broken it long back." "Today I am breaking it." "Take whatever things you want." "Tomorrow I will dump the rest." "Goodbye." "Oh no!" "Wallet!" "Palak." "Palak." "Dev took my.." "No." "No." "No." "Relax." "Relax." "It must be here." "It must be here." "Where else will it go?" "You don't have money, do you?" "How will you pay the cab's fare?" "Jazzy, you?" "I will explain everything to you." "It wasn't my idea." "It's Dev's idea." "I swear." "I didn't know he is interested in your money." "He clicked my dirty picture." "And he blackmailed me." "I do whatever he says." "I am a very simple girl." "I am speaking the truth." "Dev has done all this." "Go and catch him." " Naari." "I will work day and night." "God promise." "I will repay your each penny." "In fact, if you don't believe me.." "..I will sign postdated cheques." "Installment." "I mean.." "I won't be able to repay such a hefty amount together." "So.." "By the way, how much money was it?" "I have not come here for the money." "Oh my God!" "You have come to kill me, haven't you?" "Please spare me." "What will you gain by killing me?" "Please forgive me." "I don't have anybody in the world." "I swear." "If I also die, what will be left?" "Please spare me." "Forgive me, Jazzy." " Okay." "Jazzy, please." " Fine." "But on one condition." "I accept everything." "Whatever you say." "Come home." " What?" "I can't live without you." "I have left everything." "I have quit all illegal activities." "For you." "And I was going to tell you the other day." "You left me." "So you...have not come to kill me?" "Silly girl." "Does somebody kill his own life?" "Silly girl." "And...the money?" "I have enough money." "Don't worry." "Just come with me." "I love you a lot." "I want only you." "I also love only you, Jazzy." "I swear." "Dev brainwashed me." "Otherwise I would have never done this to you." "I.." "Naari, stop it." "How much will you lie?" "Everybody says you are a thug." "And I also knew this long back." "But I am also not an engineer." "I am also a goon." "You are a goon." "I am a thug." "No." "No." "You are a goon." "I am a thug." "Silly girl." "Look, my moustache has also become sad after you left me." "I am sorry." " Thank you." "Come home." "Fine?" "I have quit everything." "You also quit everything." "And lead a decent life with me." "I love you." " I am sorry." "I thought you will kill me." "That's why I ran away." "Otherwise I would have never done that to you." "I am sorry." " No problem." "I shouldn't have done that to you." " Okay." "Okay." "My coat is getting spoilt." "Please forgive me." " Don't cry so much." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Bad things happen." "Bad things happen." "Palak." "Please call me." "Ma'am." "Call the boy." "He isn't a bad guy." "Shall I ask you something?" " Ask away, baby." "Did you get your money?" "Will anybody find out?" "Sir, shall I tell you something?" "In this world people only see the outside glitter." "Nobody has the eyes to see the fake thing inside." "Mr. Kundan, the learned sage." "Stop your sermon." "And get to work." "Nonsense." "Your sister-in-law is waiting downstairs." "Nobody can steal my money." "I don't let anybody do that." "Pinku." " Dev." "Hey!" " Forgive me." "What happened to you all of a sudden?" "Naked." "What happened?" " Don't ask." "They thrashed me very badly." "Very badly." "Who beat you?" " Jazzy and his goons." "Jazzy?" "Oh God!" " They thrashed me very badly." "Show me." "What are you doing?" " Liar." "I can't see any wounds." "These are inner wounds." "It's hurting a lot, man." "Okay." "You.." "Do one thing." "Sit down." " No." "No." "No." "I won't sit down." "Lie down on your stomach." "No." "I won't lie down on my stomach at all." "I will keep standing like that." "Come on." "Take a painkiller." "Tragic lover." "Wait and watch." "You will wait for her call, message and missed call." "But nothing will happen." "Aren't you content after being deceived once?" "You are doing the same thing again." "Look, listen to me." "No more females in life." "Adopt this policy." "Look." "The word lady begins with the alphabet L." "What does L stands for?" "Loss." "Loss of time." "Loss of energy." "Loss of everything." "Girls don't lose anything." "But we lose everything." "So listen to me." "Forget all this." "Are you listening to what I am saying?" "You have become a lover boy." "Why don't you understand?" "We lose everything." "Do you understand?" "What are you doing?" "I am building my muscles." "I will build a body like Hulk." "I got beaten because of you." "Now I will thrash everyone." "Wait and watch." "Shall I say something?" "Stop watching detective serials." "And join your papa's business." "You will be happy." "Shut up." "Join your papa's business." "I am hungry." "Make breakfast." "Make omelet for me." "Palak." "You have come early in the morning." "So many things happened that day." "Like my car met with an accident." "I went to the bank and there was a robbery." "Naari came back and left again." "Thank God." "And this poor girl's wallet got stolen." "What else happened?" "Fake money." "Why are you embarrassing me by saying this?" "I am not doing that." "I am merely narrating the incidences that happened." "So if the robbery had not happened.." "..perhaps we would have never met." "Actually, Dev thinks we met for the first time in the bank." "But the truth is that.." "Palak, we might not be able to meet again." "I am leaving for the US." "And our marriage?" "It's not possible now." "He left me." "But I was unable to get up from my place." "It's like my legs had got frozen." "There were only suicidal thoughts in my mind." "I don't know when the day turned into night." "I was unable to decide what to do." "I had no reason to live and I was afraid to die." "Then that moment arrived." "Coffee on the house." "Don't worry." "Everything will be fine." "At that moment Dev didn't give me coffee." "But he gave me a new hope to live." "I used to always gaze at him secretly.." "..while passing from the café." "He had stolen my heart long back." "I would always wonder what I would say.." "..the day he comes before me for the first time." "But that day he came and left like a gust of air." "And I didn't even realize it." "The next time I saw Dev, he was wiping his tears." "Look." "His girlfriend left him." "Whose girlfriend left whom?" "Turn around." "Poor guy." "I know.." "Bribe of 2 lakhs for a bank job." "Meera, I need the job desperately." "Now what?" "I will take a loan from a private bank for a government bank job." "Will you get it?" "I will try." "You will get it." "Don't worry." "When I went to sector 17's HFDC bank.." "..for a personal loan of 2 lakhs.." "Return my money." "It was a dream." "Oh God!" "Oh God!" "I stole from Dev's house." "Oh God!" "I love him so much." "And he also loves me." "Oh God!" "Oh God!" "Oh God!" "Please help me." "Please help me." "Palak." "You are here so early morning?" "Do you know?" "I was thinking about you." "It's okay." "You should have called." "I would have come to pick you up." "I made a mistake." "I shouldn't have done that." "I have come to return your money." "Are you serious?" "You have come to return the cab's fare?" "No." "Look, if you were missing me, you can say it." "I won't mind." "Honestly." "I.." " Coffee." "Shall we go inside?" "I will make you your café mocha." "Yes." " Come." "Stop roaming around naked." "She has come." "Who has come?" "Wear your clothes and come out." "Please." "I told you." "I am hungry." "I will eat and go." "Your mama's eyes was after me." "Hi." "Sorry, I was exercising." "I told Dev about my mistake." "But to our surprise, those bundles of notes were fake." "Dev and I laughed really long staring at those bundles." "Then..." "Dev made coffee for me." "And the hot coffee melted the ice between us." "And in two months...my journey from unknown to known.." "..known to friend and friend to girlfriend." "Next month I'll be his wife." "Naari has said yes to marry me." "And I am sitting here." "I am waiting here, but she's late again." "I am thinking of becoming a poet." "She isn't picking up." "Must be driving." "You shouldn't talk while driving." "She's a good girl." "The phone's ringing." "What?" "You see..." "Naari likes to travel." "Her hobby is to travel around." "She gets lost." "Hold on." "Stay here." "We'll continue with the interview." "Okay?" "We'll be right back." "Come on." "Why didn't you tie her up?" "She ran away again." ""She'll look into your eyes and drive you crazy."" ""If you want to stay safe..." "then do as I say."" ""Oh my..." "Baby's attitude."" ""Always looking for smooth preys."" ""With her mesmerizing eyes..." "she can rob the entire country."" ""Oh baby.."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""She's a fraud."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""Oh the lovely faces."" ""Why wouldn't anyone fall for them?"" ""They pretend love and steal your heart."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""She's a fraud."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""They always look beautiful, and wear high heels."" ""Slim body, makeup...and always decked in branded clothes."" ""They never give a second look to small cars."" ""But for the BMW owners she's got that emotional drama."" ""Her eyes are always on the pocket."" ""Baby.."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""She's a fraud."" ""This doll's a fraud."" ""I always knew about it.""