"Thought you were pretty slick playing Warrior Beagle against Pugnacious Pug." "Didn't see that comin', did ya?" "Bam!" "Slobbering Sheepdog is marking his territory!" "(Laughs)" "(Gasps)" "Oh, yeah." "Uh-huh." "Whoop." "Whoop." "Whoop." "Uh... what are you doing?" "Nothing embarrassing." "I'll tell you that right now." "Ah!" "Cute doggie doll." "They're not dolls, they're playing pieces!" "Part of a very sophisticated battle game that requires strategy, cunning, and merciless aggression!" "It's called Fuzzy Puppies." "(Laughing)" " Sounds pretty lame, Amy." " It's not lame!" "It's the coolest new game around!" "If it's so cool, why are you playing it all by yourself?" "I'm just honing my skills before the Fuzzy Puppy meet-up at Meh Burger." "All the best, most popular players in town will be there." "Excuse me, can you tell me where the cool, popular Fuzzy Puppy fan group is?" "Duh!" "It's right here at this table." " Noob!" " Hey, guys!" "Sorry I'm late!" "I was polishing my schnauzer and " "Eggman!" "You're into Fuzzy Puppies?" "Me?" "Oh..." "No, no, never!" "I'm the evil and powerful Eggman." "I wouldn't..." "Ah, who am I kidding?" "Of course I collect Fuzzy Puppies." "They're adorable!" "I know, right?" "So, if you could do me a solid and not tell Sonic and those guys, OK?" " They'll just make fun of me." " Tell me about it." "Don't worry." "Your secret's safe with me." "So, who's your favourite Fuzzy Puppy?" "OMG!" "How can you choose just one?" "You know, Eggman, maybe you're not so bad after all." "(Evil laugh) I'm gonna wipe you filthy rodents off the face of the planet!" "(Grunts)" "Psst, Amy!" "After this is over, you wanna stop by the lair for a quick Fuzzy Puppy sesh?" "Are you serious?" "Why would I wanna hang out with you?" "You're in the middle of attacking us!" "That's just business." "Nine-to-five we're enemies, but outside office hours we're Fuzzy Puppy buddies." " Need help over there, Ames?" " Nah, I got it!" "Fine." "I'll see you at 8:00." "Curse you, Amy Rose, for smacking me over the horizon!" "And I definitely won't be seeing you any time soon!" "Hey, we're heading to the beach." "Wanna come with?" "Uh, no, I gotta... water my cat." "Yeah, I'm gonna go with that." "See ya!" "That's the third time she ditched us this week!" "Yeah, I'm worried." "I think she's over-watering that cat." "Impressive collection." "Pitbull Paulie?" "Dirk Doberman?" "Some heavy hitters." "Looks like someone's missing." "Ah, yes." "The legendary Fancy Poodle, the white whale of Fuzzy Puppies." "And I've been doggedly pursuing it, like a hawk!" "Well, I brought over my collection." "Maybe you wanna do some trades?" "Trades?" "For those lame-o pups?" "I got the big dogs over here." "You've got enforcers, but you're missing decoy dogs, assist pups," " and defence mutts." " See, the thing is," "I'm a collector." "I don't really know how to, uh, play the game." "With a starter set like this and some basic training from me, you'll be a top-level Puppy pugilist in no time!" "The goal in is to eliminate all your opponent's puppies." "Each puppy has its own unique abilities." "Goldie the Retriever can dig a hole, trapping one of your opponent's pieces for three turns." "Charlene Shar Pei has a bark that can scare a smaller dog off." " What's that one do?" " Gertie the Bulldog." "If you move her, she tracks mud in the house, which gets her kicked off immediately." "I never move her." "She's cute, so I keep her there for luck." "Ooh!" "This one's wearing a little crown!" "It's the Ice Tiara." "Accessories like that power up your pup." " Also, they're adorable!" " You don't have to tell me." "(Both giggle)" "Now, let me show you how it's done." "Good game." "The student has become the master." "I learned from the best." "Well, second best now." "You know, since I just crushed you." "Victory flip!" "Have you guys noticed that it's been a really slow week?" "Hey, what if it's not a slow week?" "What if stuff's happening and we're just not a part of it?" "That's absurd." "We're part of everything." "Yeah, whenever anything happens it's always centred around you, or me, or Knuckles, or Sticks, or..." "Amy!" " What's going on?" " I can't see." "I find the other window better for spying on Amy." "Looks like she's setting up for a date." "A date?" "That's cool." "I mean, what do I care?" " Stop looking at me." " (Knock on door)" "It's Eggman!" "We gotta stop him!" "Oh!" "Uh... you did it." "Confound you." "You've stopped me from enacting my brilliant, evil scheme, which is the only reason I was here." "Oh, well." "Gotta go." "Did that Eggman attack seem strange?" "No." "He was fearsome." "I, for one, was terrified." "Eggman doesn't usually knock before an attack." " What's going on, Amy?" " Nothing." "I'm a weak, helpless girl and you all saved me?" "Urgh!" "Fine!" "Eggman and I are..." "Fuzzy Puppy buddies." "You're friends with Eggman?" "We're only friends when we're not battling." "Then we're Fuzzy Puppy buddies." "And tomorrow we're going to PuppyCon." "So it's a con!" "A swindle!" "A hustle, a flim-flam, a grift!" "And you're the sap, the mark, the patsy, the gudgeon " "No, Sticks, it's worse than that." "I think PuppyCon is a Fuzzy Puppy fan convention." "Still, I don't trust Eggman, so despite the risk to my carefully cultivated street cred, we're going to PuppyCon!" "(Groaning)" "This is awesome!" "And I don't use that term lightly." "Hey!" "I just found an old cheese puff in my pocket!" "Awesome!" "(Shrieks with delight) Look at all the adorable accessories!" "Ooh!" "Hey, kid!" "What'll you take for that Fancy Poodle?" "I don't think I could part with Fancy Poodle." "Everyone has a price!" "How about I give you Missy Malamute, Pitbull Paulie, and I'll throw in my two service robots." "Tell you what." "Same deal, no Orbot and Cubot." "The offer's better already." " No." " OK, you're a tough negotiator." "How about this?" "I'll throw in my Obliterator Bot." "Kids love enormous, destructive robots." "My son can't have a giant destructive killing machine." "You know nothing about children's safety!" "My baby!" "OK, your mom's gone." "Whaddya say?" "(Growls)" "Here you go." "One Cuteness Hat." "When activated, it makes your character too cute to resist." "Help!" "Someone or something is attacking!" "The Lightning Bolt Society!" "Now to take care of those Lightning Bolts." "Where did they go?" "(Moaning)" "Let's go, ya Lightning Bolt loser!" "No!" "I'm innocent!" "Don't tase me, bro!" "I guess his PuppyCon experience was... ruff." "(Laughter)" "(Screaming) That guy stole my Fancy Poodle!" "Did not!" "We traded!" "Your Fancy Poodle for my not destroying all you hold dear." " This ends now, Eggman!" " No, Sonic." "Let me handle this my way." "Eggman, I challenge you to a game." "If I win, you give the kid back his Poodle." "Fine!" "But if you lose, I get..." "Gertie the Bulldog." "(Gasp)" "Why?" "You know it's the worst piece!" "Because you love it." "I am a villain, after all." "I know all your moves." "This is gonna be a piece of cake." "Cake?" " Argh!" " (Gasp)" "You're down to Gertie the Bulldog, the weakest piece in the game." "I played you like a violin." "Classical, not country." "It's just like when I stole Fancy Poodle by distracting you with a rock slide and blamed it on The Lightning Bolts." "(Laughing)" "Shifted the blame, huh?" "Good idea." "Gertie, let's track some mud, shall we?" "Oh, I almost forgot." "(Gasp)" "The Cuteness Hat." "Gertie is now the most adorable puppy on the board." "No one would blame her for anything." "So, another dog must take blame for the mud tracks!" "And since I have no other puppies," "I blame..." "Fancy Poodle!" "No!" "No fair!" "Now you can just blame all my puppies!" "You can't win!" "Give back the Poodle!" "I'm not giving it back!" "I'm not!" "Grr!" "Fine!" "Then we're not Fuzzy Puppy buddies!" "But... but..." "I thought we were FPBFFs!" "All right, I'll give back Fancy Poodle." "So, I'll see ya next week?" "Say, uh, right after I blow up the " "I mean, after I paint my rumpus room?" "And game over!" "I win!" "(Both laugh)"