"Dinner!" "SAUSAGE" "Are you deaf!" "?" "It's porridge!" "Dinner!" "Porridge will be cold!" "Hot or cold..." "Her husband couldn't stand porridge." "And she didn't like it much herself, either." "But you haven't much choice if you're poor." "Get your boots off!" "And shut the door!" "I'll shoot myself a decent dinner!" "That night the old woman got an unusual visitor." "She only had porridge to offer, but that was not what the guest was after." "Borrow the pot?" "Yes, you will be well paid for this service." "Thank you very much." "Is that you, Faithful?" "Faithful?" "Faithful!" "Good evening!" "In reward for lending me the pot, you will be granted three wishes." "Three times you and your husband may wish whatever you desire in the whole wide world." "Oh!" "Anything!" "?" "Oi-oi!" "Uh, yes, I would like a nice, huge sausage for my husband!" "I said:" "A nice, huge..." "Look what I got for you!" "And I could choose whatever I liked in the whole wide world!" "You are so stupid, that I'd wish that this sausage sat right in the middle of your face!" "Now there is only one wish left." "You wish then!" "I wish my wife were exactly as she used to be!" "Even the taste of porridge was wonderful, and the candles burned long in the little cottage that night." "And all this only because of a sausage that nobody got to eat."