" Hey." " Hey" "Why didn't you answer your phone last night?" "You mean after I left your house totally humiliated?" "Yeah I never meant for that to happen." "It just didn't feel right." "Look, I know that you're trying to protect me from myself, but I'm a big girl and I know when it's right." "Ok." "Big girl." "So are we still going to prom?" "Yeah sure, why not?" "That doesn't sound too humiliating." "Don't be so sure, you haven't seen my tux yet." "So Kyla told me how Aiden asked her to prom." "Pretty romantic." "Aiden will look for any excuses to take off his shirt." "Still, it must be nice." "I can't believe he even wants to go." "Prom sucks." "So, no prom?" "No, Uh." "I'd much rather watch my mom practice her pole-dancing lessons." "Ashley, look, I think that we should stay here today because it's taquido Tuesday and it's like my favorite day of like the whole week." "So if we could stay that would be awesome." "Please." "It must be that crazy little freshman that follows you around all the time." "Spencer, you know dances and I don't mix." "Yeah I know, but..." "I thought I could change that for you." " Thanks anyways." " Yeah." "Well, we should probably get some paper towels so we can clean up your car." "Hey can we stop by your locker real quick." "I can't find my own history book and I just wanted to borrow yours." "Ashley!" "Yes I will go to the stupid prom with you!" "You know what I just realized?" "I'm gonna be a grandmother." "It's not funny, grandpa!" "Stop that!" "As soon as Chelsea has this baby, I might as well get my hip replaced." "I'm too young for this." "Yeah, I'm sure Clay and Chelsea are thinking the same thing." "Yeah." "Hey!" "You're way too hot to be a grandma." " Keep saying that." " Way too hot." " Good." " Smoking hot." "It's not the what, it's the how, as in how is it taken care of?" " What are we talking about, gentlemen?" " Boz's new fan club." "The Northridge Boys." " Only he ain't doing much talking." " Come on, Boz?" "Boz is a lover, not a fighter." "Tell the truth man." " You sat down and broke some bread, man?" " that ain't all I broke, man." "Hey man, those clowns ain't no joke." "You keep messing with them, it's gonna catch up to you." "I promise." "Hey Madison." "What, no slam?" "Ooh, smoothies." "What flavor did you get?" "Lesbian Lemon?" "Queer Kiwi?" "No Boys and berries?" "No, your favorite." "Bipolar banana split!" "Gotta say, Madison." "I'm really surprised that your little cheersnakes could actually crawl out of their holes without you." "Yeah well, pretty convenient." "Sherry got rid of me as soon as I choreographed all the competition cheers." "That sucks." "Whatever." "Well it's been nice chatting." "Move along." "That was nice of you to try to bitch-slap her out of her depression." "I had to throw her a bone." "we have some history." " Well, did you tell them?" " No, not yet." " Baby you need to tell them." " I know." "I know." " Ok?" "I know." " This is gonna be ok." "Yeah they not gonna be happy to hear that first." "But your parents love you." " It's gonna be ok." " You think so?" "Yes." "Spencer thought the exact same thing with my mom." "Yeah and look what happened." "They had to get all Thelma and Louise to straighten things up." "Listen." "Whatever it is that you need, we'll figure it out." "Yeah." "Ask me to prom." "Where did that come from?" "I don't know, I just..." "I want like one more night." "Just for us to be us, you know, like no responsibilities, no worries, just..." "Just us." "Chelsea." "Will you go to the prom with me?" " Are you thinking about it?" " No." "Yes." "I would love to go to the prom with you." "I was just asking." "Love you." "So hu..." "Listen." "I heard things were a little..." "weird with you." "What?" "Can't a girl wear a sweat shirt without people giving her a Prozac?" " It's just not you." " Maybe it's the new me." "I don't believe that." "So, any plans for prom?" "I'm still hoping Aiden's gonna ask me." "Madison, I'm... pretty sure he's going with Kyla." "Aiden, he doesn't love Kyla." "Yeah but, that doesn't mean he can't stick her in the back of a limo and take her to prom." "Listen." "You don't have a date to prom." "I don't have a date." "So I'll make you a deal." "I'll take you to prom." "If you don't wear flannel." "Fine." "I'll go with you." "If you don't wear flip-flop." "Ok." "Ok." "We'd better go." "It's gonna rain." "I don't think it's gonna rain anytime soon." "Ok, you're pretty starting to freak me out here." " Hey watch it!" " Watch it." " No, too 80's." " I like that one." "Oh my gosh, this one look so nice, it brings out your eyes." " I just wish that your necklace was..." " What?" "This is my mom's." "It's all..." "Gaudy and huge and too ugh." "How did that get in here?" "Oh my gosh, you had a lot of Barbies growing up, didn't you?" "I did, but as soon as Malibu Barbie started dating Cheer Barbie," "I knew something was up." "Mine were all headless." "Torched off in the basement somewhere." "Glen's G.I. Joe's were very violent." " I am so sorry Spencer." " That's nothing." "You should have seen what he did to my Trolls." "Oh my gosh, you look like a princess." "No, do not start singing." " My princess..." " No!" "Chili in the crock pot." "Cornbread on the stove." "Mozy on over, Padres, before it gets too cold." " You said mozy down, you included." " Yeehoo." "Chuckwagon's open." "You're really good at this game." "Yeah you know, you don't just blow stuff up." "It's like actually learning strategy." "How to be a good leader." "I'm a major." "Yeah, Major Pain in The..." "Too easy." "Chelsea." "Clay!" "My parents." "They told me to get out." "They said I humiliated them." "Are you serious?" "Glen." "Mmm, I haven't decided yet." "No everything's fine." "I'm just stressed out, you know, end of the year, school stuff." "Prom, all that." "Wow, I thing I just broke a rib." "Seriously." "Small price to pay, because you are looking hot little sister." "Really?" "Hey." "Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm still here." "I know, I know." "But I'll take a lot of pictures." "She's right here, you wanna talk to her?" " No, no." " Hold on a sec." "Hi Ann." "Yeah, I've heard a lot about you too." "Oh yeah, we should totally do that sometime." "No, I'm the one who's lucky." "Yeah, I'll look after her." "She's just such a diva." "Ok." "Yeah, no I'll tell her." "Alright, bye." " Tell me what?" " She found your retainer..." "In the kitchen drawer." "So..." "Are you gonna stay in LA?" " Yes." " Good." "That'll make Aiden happy." "Ladies, your chauffeur's here." "Hi." "You look nice." "Here." "Chelsea, what are you doing, we're gonna be late." "I like it." "Reminding me of my stash, huh?" "Two..." "Three." "And one for you." "Thanks." "A little too late." "But thanks anyways." " No kilt, dad." "No, no." " It would mean the world to me." "I wore it to my prom." "You too." "Say cheese." "Be safe." "Listen." "Nothing." "It's perfect." "Everything's gonna be ok." " I have something for you." " What?" "I finally had it engraved." "Oh my Gosh." "Thank you so much." "I love you." "You guys gonna go get your pictures taken yet?" "You could use it for the yearbook with a caption like:" "Most likely to peak at 16." "Aren't you supposed to be passed out in the backseat of the quarterback's hummer by now?" " Come on." " Yeah, she's back!" "And you're not." "So you're ok?" "Yeah, I think so." "I tried really hard tonight to be ok, and have fun." "Well, you look beautiful." "There's something I have to tell you." "I wasn't at a spa, it was... more like a hospital, and my parents were worried I might do something to myself." "You know, it's..." "it's ok to not be ok." "Look, if you're ever in trouble or desperate, I want you to call me, ok?" "I care about you." "Especially if you're gonna be desperate and naked." "Honey, I'm never gonna be that desperate again." "You look so beautiful tonight." "Thanks, you look pretty good yourself." "But I was really hoping for the white tux and the camouflage blazer." "Hey listen, I..." "I got us a room for the afterparty." "This time it's really my decision." "I know it's right, ok?" "Hey guys." " Hey man, how do you do?" " What up?" "What up?" "You guys have any more problem with those guys?" "No man, those guys are gone for good." " Thanks for jumping in though." " You'd have done the same thing." "The dynamic duo." "My man, you've got some big changes coming." "I'm glad you'll be sticking around instead of heading off to college." "What makes you think he can't go to college and have a family?" "Yeah I have no idea what I'm gonna do anymore." "My plans are all up for grabs you know?" "You could do what I did, and get a new plan." "What?" "Wear a dress and take your crazy ex to prom?" " Great plan." " No." "I'm joining the army." "After summer, I'm going to boot camp." "What?" "This is great." "I finally found a way I can pay for college." "Yeah, if you're still alive." "Did the recruiter sell you that?" "No guys, guys, calm down here, ok?" "Don't you get it?" "I'm finally doing something important." "Not just for me." "Maybe..." "You can use that going off to war thing to get with the honeys." "Maybe." "Hurry up, other girls wanna purge too." " Wash your hands." " Why?" "You're the one here with Glen." "Guys!" "Not tonight, please." "It's nice to see that you're still a bitch, though." "Whatever." "But I gotta say it was kinda nice not having to worry about the way I look for a while." "You know what I mean." "Hey, no!" "Looks, thanks for coming with my brother." "Yeah, he's fun." "But it must nice being here with someone you love." "Yeah it is." "We took a ton of grief from a lot of people." "Like you." "Yeah well, I'm sorry about that." "Thanks?" "!" "Me too." "Let's just go before the Hellmouth opens." " I am having a great time." " So you wanna go back to the hotel?" "I hear the Carlin sibs have a party going on." "What?" "Ok, I'm in for the whole night, baby." "So Mad, you just wanna stay here?" "I'm gonna go tell Spencer and Clay were leaving." "Then we'll... head to the hotel and solve this whole mystery of what a guy really wears under his kilt?" "You... you just kissed me." "That's in case you die overseas and I never see you again." "Well in that case, can a guy get more than a kiss?" "Ok hold on." "Hey." "Give me one second, ok?" "I'll be right back, ok?" "Where's Kyla going?" "To the bathroom." "We are gonna get out of here soon." "No, not until I get a dance." "Ready?" "Do this one." " Hey." " Hey." "So we're gonna see you at the hotel, right?" "Ok." "Hey Glen, thanks for being so cool lately." "Don't get use to it." "It's the last song." "Why don't you dance with Ashley?" "That's a very good question." "Go get her, tiger." "So, tonight's the night." "You and Kyla?" " You bought a room?" " No." "She did." " You always liked hotel rooms." " Don't do that?" "What?" "Just stop it." "You know how hard it is to not..." "To what?" "To not be with you." "I can't do this with Kyla." "Yes you can." "We love each other, Aiden, just not like that." "I do." "Alright?" "I will walk away from this, from you if you can honestly tell me that you don't love me." "That you're not in love with me." "Miss Davies, may I please have this last dance?" "That is, if Aiden will let you." "Wait, what's..." "What's wrong?" "Spencer, I'm sorry, I know you told me to back off." "You did what?" "You had no right to do that." "You know I love you?" "So it seems like tonight made you feel a little better?" "Yeah, it did." "But the night isn't over." "Well, I'm glad we came together." "Me too." " Would you slow down?" " What?" "Would you at least talk to me, please." "Spencer, I'm sorry, ok." "If I could be with Kyla, I would, but I, I just can't." "You already had your chance with Ashley." "It doesn't work that way, alright?" "You can't just cut off who you love." "You love?" " Oh please don't do this." " No ok, just stop it, both of you." " I decide who I love." " Then just decide." "Don't!" "Get down." "Aiden!"