" OH, YEAH." " ME AND RON WENT TO THE BEACH," "AND PAULY AND VINNY BOTH HAD THEIR LITTLE WIFEYS THERE." "[laughter]" " DON'T COME OVER TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AT [bleep] 5:00 A.M." "AND EXPECT [bleep] JUST TO WATCH AND PLAY CHECKERS." " I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT CHECKERS, OLD MAN." " MIKE COULD NOT PLAY WINGMAN FOR ME." " YOU GOING HOME?" " I'M SORRY, PAULY." " NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL WALK YOU OUT." " YOU'RE SO SWEET." " I NEED SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS HOW TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM" "OR ENTERTAIN A GRENADE" "OR EVEN DECIPHER THE BOMB IF ONE COMES." "[Get Crazy by LMFAO]" " ¶ GET CRAZY ¶" " DJ PAULY DELVECCHIO!" " I'M GOING TO JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!" " ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A SITUATION." " ¶ GET CRAZY ¶" " I'M THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET." " [laughing]" " AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH A GUY, I WILL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF." " GO, VINNY!" "GO, VINNY!" " UM, HELLO!" " ¶ IF YOU WANNA HAVE FUN, THEN DO SOMETHING CRAZY ¶ [rock music]" " CROCODILES ARE GONNA EAT ME, YEAH." " WHERE'S THE BUG-REPELLENT STUFF WE HAVE?" " CABS ARE HERE!" "BEFORE WE LEAVE MIAMI, WE ARE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP." "WE ARE HITTING UP THE EVERGLADES." "THEY GOT CROCODILES, ALLIGATORS, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL 'EM." "WANT TO CHECK THIS PLACE OUT AND SEE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT." "I'M EXCITED." "OH, YEAH." "EVERGLADES, YEAH." " YOU GUYS TAKE A LITTLE TRIP IN THE EVERGLADES." " I WANT THE FRONT." " OH, MY GOSH." " [whines] [gasps] I AM SO EXCITED," "BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE "CROCADILLIES."" "[rock music]" " OH, YEAH!" "¶ ¶" "THAT AIRBOAT IS SERIOUS." "LIKE, THE PROPELLER IS HUGE." "I MEAN, THAT WOULD WORK BETTER THAN MY HAIR DRYER." "MAYBE INSTEAD OF 25 MINUTES TO DO MY HAIR," "IT'LL ONLY TAKE ME 10." " SEE THE ALLIGATOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?" " WHERE?" "both:" "OH!" " [Bleep]." " [shrieks]" " WHAT'S UP, BRO?" " YO, RIGHT NOW..." "HE'S IN ATTACK MODE." "[shouts] [Bleep]." "I'M JUST PLAYING." "WHATEVER IT IS, I'LL CHANGE." " OH, [bleep]." " WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "[all screaming]" " DRIVE THE BOAT." " YO, START THIS THING UP, MY DUDE." "[engine turning] [all screaming]" " LOOK AT THAT." "HE'S GOING INTO THE CREEPS." " WE'RE GETTING OUT ON THIS SIDE, BRO." " OH, MY GOD." " GET OUT THE CAR." " OH, [bleep]." "WHERE'D HE GO?" "HOLY [bleep]." "[loud buzzing]" " WHAT?" " I'M GOOD." " BUGS IN THE EVERGLADES ARE HUGE." "THEY'RE ABOUT THE SIZE OF SNOOKI." "[laughter]" " THEY'RE BUMPING UGLIES." "[bird shrieking]" " HEY." " HOLY [bleep]." " WHAT THE HELL?" "THAT--HE DOES NOT LIKE GUIDOS." " Y'ALL, WE'RE LIKE FISH OUT OF WATER AROUND HERE, MAN." "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE." "[bell chimes]" " AFTER THE AIRBOAT TOUR, WE WENT TO A LITTLE IN-TOWN CAFE" "WHERE THEY HAD, LIKE, CRAB LEGS" "AND ALLIGATORS AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF THAT YOU CAN EAT." " THERE YOU GO." " THANK YOU." " THEY GOT FROG LEGS, GATOR TAIL, FRENCH FRIES," "AND A SALAD." " CAUGHT ME SOME CATFISH TOO." " SOME EXTRA ALLIGATOR TO YOUR FROG LEG." " OH, GREAT." " GATOR HUNTERS OUT THERE." " OH, MAN." " OOH." " GO AHEAD, GUYS." "DIG IN." " DIG IN." " IT'S A [bleep] FROG [bleep]." " ARE YOU [bleep] SERIOUS?" "THE FROG LOOKED LIKE THEY LITERALLY JUST TOOK" "THE FROG OUT OF THE WATER AND THREW IT," "LIKE, IN A BATTER AND FRIED IT." "IT WAS DISGUSTING." " THEY'RE GOOD." "TRY THE FROG." " NO." "STOP." " CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING..." " NO." " ABOUT THIS FROG SITUATION RIGHT HERE?" "CAN YOU EAT THE WHOLE FROG, OR IS THERE BONES?" " JUST EAT THE LEGS." " JUST EAT THE LEGS." " MY STOMACH IS TURNING." " JENNI'S GONNA THROW UP RIGHT NOW." " I HATE FROGS." "THEY'RE JUST DISGUSTING," "LIKE, FLY-EATING, SLIMY CREATURES." "AND TO ACTUALLY SEE THEM FRIED" "AND BUTTERED AND IN PEOPLE'S MOUTHS" "MADE ME, LIKE, GREEN." " HERE'S ONE WITH LEGS." "LOOK AT HIS ASS." " I'LL BE BACK." " MIKE!" " [retches]" " WHAT IS THAT?" "WHERE'S JENNI?" "IN THE BATHROOM?" "OH." " [screams]" "COME ON!" " ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THANK YOU." " THANK YOU." " BYE-BYE." "BYE." " THANK YOU." "[engine turning]" " I'M ACTUALLY AMAZED BY THAT BOAT." "THAT BOAT'S DOPE-- THAT, LIKE, WIND-BOAT THING." " YEAH." " THAT THING IS SICK." "I WANT TO DRIVE IT." " AIRBOAT." " THE WATER WAS LIKE THIS DEEP." " YEAH." " THAT THING IS COOL." " THEY SAID YOU CAN DRIVE IT ON LAND." " I DON'T KNOW." "I LIKE IT." "I HAD A GOOD TIME." "ACTUALLY, RONNIE DRIVES PRETTY GOOD." " FOR REAL." " YOU JUST WANT TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE." " NO, DUDE, I NEED TO GET SOME AIR, DUDE." "JUST PULL OVER." " DONE?" "LET'S POP." "LET'S POP, SON." " [retches]" " MIKE HOPS OUT THE ESCALADE, [bleep] ABOUT TO THROW UP." " [vomits and spits]" " [chuckles]" "COME ON, MIKE, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT." "WHY DO YOU THINK I DIDN'T EAT THE FROGS' LEGS, THOUGH?" "EVERYTHING COME OUT ALL RIGHT?" " UGH, BRO, I'M THROWING UP [bleep] FROG LEGS." "[line ringing]" " HOLA." "COMO ESTA, MI AMOR?" " HI, LOVE." "HOW ARE YOU?" " GOOD." "GOOD." "MUY BIEN." "GRACIAS." " "MUY BIEN." "GRACIAS." YOU SOUND SO CUTE." " [laughs] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " NOTHING." " THIS IS, LIKE, MY LAST DAY THAT I CAN SEE YOU," "AND I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER, IF YOU COULD." " OF COURSE." " ALL RIGHT, PERFECT." " MISS YOU." "CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU." " I MISS YOU TOO." "ALL RIGHT." " MWAH." " BYE." "ME AND VINNY WANT TO MEET UP ONE LAST TIME" "WITH OUR GIRLS." "I WANT TO MEET UP WITH ROCIO." "HE WANTS TO MEET UP WITH RAMONA." " I NEED RESERVATIONS" "FOR, LIKE, 8:00." " THE NAME, PLEASE?" " VINNY." " DONNY?" " VINNY." "VINNY." "V-I-N-N-Y." " OH, VINNY." "NO PROBLEM, BUDDY." " THIS IS THE LAST DATE WITH RAMONA BEFORE I LEAVE." " WHAT TIME YOU GOING ON YOUR DATE?" " AROUND 8:00." " I'M JUST GONNA TAKE HOMEGIRL TO, LIKE, OCEAN'S OR SOMETHING." " ¶ LIKE PINBALL MACHINES ¶" " WHAT TIME IS ROCIO COMING?" " LIKE, AN HOUR." "DID YOU MAKE RESERVATIONS AT GRAZIE?" " YEAH, BUT, I MEAN..." " FOR WHAT TIME?" " 8:00." " ¶ NO TYPICAL THURSDAY NIGHT ¶" " RAMONA'S LATE TONIGHT." "I MADE SURE, LIKE, TWO TIMES" "SHE KNEW WHAT TIME TO BE HERE." " SOMEBODY'S NERVOUS." "DON'T BE NERVOUS, BRO." "WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO BE A FOLLOWER?" " VINNY." " OOH." " WE ALL KNOW WHO THE FAKEST ONE IN THE HOUSE IS." " DAMN." " OHH." " OH." "[rock music]" "¶ ¶" " DID YOU MAKE RESERVATIONS AT GRAZIE?" " YEAH, BUT, I MEAN..." " [yawning] YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO THAT." " I DID." " FOR WHAT TIME?" " 8:00." " OH, SOMEBODY'S NERVOUS." " SHUT THE [bleep] UP, BRO." " DON'T BE NERVOUS, BRO." " RAMONA'S LATE TONIGHT." "I MADE SURE, LIKE, TWO TIMES" "SHE KNEW WHAT TIME TO BE HERE." "[telephone rings]" " I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT." "[telephone ringing]" " HELLO?" " HEY." " WHAT'S UP?" " ALMOST READY." " WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALMOST READY?" " OOH, HE WAS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL..." "ALL NERVOUS!" " PAULY, SHUT THE [bleep] UP." " KNEES ARE SHAKING." " BE HERE A.S.A.P. COME ON." " OKAY, BYE." " THIS GIRL'S NUTS, MAN." "I NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS THOUGHT THAT," "WHEN I WALKED IN THIS HOUSE, ONE OF MY LAST NIGHTS" "IN MIAMI WOULD BE GOING OUT WITH A GIRL THAT I REALLY LIKED." "YOU WOULD THINK I WANT TO GO OUT," "I WANT TO PARTY, I WANT TO POP BOTTLES," "BANG THIS GIRL, THAT GIRL." "ALL I WANT TO DO IS TAKE THIS GIRL ON A DATE," "HANG OUT WITH HER." "HELLO." "HI, BEAUTIFUL." "HI." "WHAT'S UP?" " HEY, BABY." " YOU'RE ONLY 45 MINUTES LATE TODAY." "I'M PROUD OF YOU." " YEAH." " I DEFINITELY WANT TO MAKE TONIGHT SPECIAL." "I WANT RAMONA" "TO KNOW THAT I'M, YOU KNOW, FOR REAL," "THAT I DON'T TREAT GIRLS LIKE THIS AT ALL." " OH, VERY GOOD." " TO OUR LAST FINAL GOOD-BYE." " YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA COME FOR A SECOND, HUH?" " TONIGHT?" "NO." "I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA COME." "I MEAN, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE MAD LATE," " I THINK I WAS EVEN BORN LATE." "[both laugh]" " PAULY'S TAKING OUT HIS GIRL NOW TOO." " REALLY?" " MM-HMM." " WE'RE MATCHING." "THAT'S SO CUTE." "AW." " VINNY TOOK HIS FRIEND OUT." " OH, YEAH?" "RAMONA?" "OH, THAT'S CUTE." " HI, GUYS." " HOW YOU DOING?" " GOOD." " YOU WANT INSIDE, OUTSIDE?" " INSIDE." " I NEVER BEEN HERE, SO IF THE FOOD SUCKS, I'M BLAMING YOU." " [giggles]" " GUYS, WELCOME TO CASANOVA." " THANK YOU." " I'M GLAD I MET YOU WHEN I DID," "BECAUSE, LIKE, NOW, WHEN I'M NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU," "LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING ELSE." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "I WILL." "YOU EVER HAVE A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP?" " NO." " ME NEITHER." "[both chuckle]" "WHAT AM I GONNA DO WHEN I'M OUT" "AND I SEE DANCERS AT, LIKE, CLUBS IN NEW YORK?" " OH, NO." "YOU CAN'T LOOK AT THEM." "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME." " I MEAN, I'M GONNA LOOK AT 'EM," "BUT THEY'RE GONNA REMIND ME OF YOU, YOU KNOW." "I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I SAID, "WHAT AM I GONNA DO?"" "AH, IT'S SO SAD SAYING GOOD-BYE TO RAMONA." "EVERY TIME I MET ANOTHER CHICK," "I REALLY JUST DIDN'T CARE." "THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HER" "IS VERY UPSETTING," "BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN ONE OF MY BEST MEMORIES HERE." " ¶ CAN YOU PROMISE ME ¶" "¶ IF THIS WAS RIGHT?" "¶" "¶ DON'T THROW IT ALL AWAY ¶" "¶ CAN YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS?" "¶" "¶ WILL YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS?" "¶ both:" "BYE." " ¶ WILL YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS?" "¶" " OHH!" "BYE." "[door closes]" " ¶ LIKE WE USED TO ¶" " I'M GLAD." "LIKE, I WOULDN'T COME TO MIAMI" "TO, LIKE, EXPECT TO MEET SOMEBODY," "LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "BUT, LIKE, I'M GLAD THAT I MET YOU." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" " YEAH, ME TOO." "I JUST HOPE, LIKE," "SINCE YOU'RE GONNA BE GONE FOR SO LONG OR, LIKE," "YOU KNOW, SO FAR AWAY, THAT IT DOESN'T..." "PUT A DAMPER ON THINGS." " WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN." "I REALLY WANT TO GIVE HER A SHOT." "I MEAN, I'VE DONE ALL THE RIGHT THINGS." "I TOOK HER ON NICE DATES." "I GOT HER FLOWERS." "AND I WANT TO SEE HOW IT GOES," "BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." "[sighs]" " WAH." "WE'RE LEAVING." " IT'S NOT FOR GOOD, THOUGH..." "JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE." " I'M GONNA MISS YOU." " I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO." "[melancholy music]" "¶ ¶" "I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO SMASH IT OUT WITH ROCIO BEFORE I LEAVE." "IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF CHICK." "AND I DON'T NEED TO, YOU KNOW?" "I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW HER FIRST." "¶ ¶" " I COULD STAY OUT HERE FOR HOURS..." "JUST LIKE THAT." " ONE MORE HUG." "I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I CAN." " HAVE A SAFE TRIP." " YOU TOO." "HAVE A GOOD TRIP." " I'LL CALL YOU." "I'LL LEAVE YOU MESSAGES." " ALL RIGHT." " OKAY." " BYE-BYE." " BYE." "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT." " YOU TOO." "[rock music]" "¶ ¶" " DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING?" " I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH HAVE." " LIKE, THE WORST?" " YEAH." " ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" " I'M FINE." " YOU GOT WEIRD." " WHAT HAPPENED?" " YOU GOT WEIRD." "OKAY." "WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?" "LIKE, TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU" "INSTEAD OF HOLDING THINGS IN." "I'M NOT STUPID." " WHY WOULD ANYTHING BE WRONG?" " I DON'T LIKE YOU, LIKE, WEIRD." "SO FIX IT NOW." " YOU KNOW, WE'RE JOKING AROUND," "WE'RE LAUGHING, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW THINGS" "ARE GONNA BE WHEN WE LEAVE," "AND MR. HYDE COMES OUT TO PLAY." " LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU." "I WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH MY BOYFRIEND AT ALL TIMES." "DO YOU GET THAT?" "YOU'RE MISERABLE." " ¶ I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME ¶" "¶ I DON'T WANT TO DANCE ¶" " I NEVER RATTED ANYBODY OUT IN MY LIFE." " NO, YOU SAID I'M FAKE." "THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." "THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." " YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP A FRIENDSHIP." " I WAS HAVING FUN TONIGHT." " AND THEN WE BLEW IT." " NO, YOU BLEW IT." " SO WHAT ARE WE DOING TOGETHER?" " THIS IS THE WAY WE SPEND OUR LAST NIGHT TOGETHER?" " WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT." "THIS WHOLE NIGHT'S RUINED, SO NOW I DON'T KNOW." " SO NOW WHAT?" " I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU, RON." " JUST SAY YOU WERE WRONG." "JUST SAY, "I'M SORRY." "I APOLOGIZE." "LET'S FINISH THE NIGHT."" "HOW ABOUT YOU BE A GROWN-UP, A 23-YEAR-OLD WOMAN?" " I AM A 23-YEAR-OLD WOMAN." "GET THAT STRAIGHT." " NO, YOU'RE NOT." " YES, I AM." " YOU'RE FAR FROM MATURE." " OKAY." " YEAH." " IT'S TIME TO GO." " YEAH, IT IS." "THANK GOD." "LET'S GO." " T-SHIRT TIME?" " BRO." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] GOING ON." "I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, DOG." "WE'RE ABOUT TO GO OUT FOR THE CLUB." "IT'S OUR LAST NIGHT TO GO OUT." "AND WE'RE WAITING FOR SAM AND RONNIE." " I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SAM." "LIKE, IT WAS OUR LAST DATE, AND, LIKE, WE GOT INTO A FIGHT." "AND I DIDN'T CAUSE THE FIGHT, AND THAT'S CLEAR." "SAM STILL HASN'T ADMIT THAT SHE'S WRONG." "SAM HAS TO BE STUBBORN AND HARDHEADED" "AND, YOU KNOW, RUIN THE WHOLE NIGHT." " I THINK THEY'RE FIGHTING." " I'M ALWAYS THE ONE WHO'S WRONG." " HOW IS THAT ANYTHING" "THAT I'M SAYING TO YOU?" " IT'S ALWAYS ME, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU," "I'M KIND OF SICK OF THAT." " SNOOKI, GO TELL THEM WE'RE WAITING FOR THEM." " OOH, I'M NOT GOING." " IT'S OUR LAST [bleep] DATE NIGHT, AND WE'RE FIGHTING." "LIKE, WHAT DOES THAT SAY?" " YOU TELL ME." "I SPOKE MY MIND." " WAIT." "SHH." " AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT." " HELLO." " YEAH, WE'RE GOING." "WE'RE GOING." " OKAY." " WE'RE LEAVING NOW?" " YEAH." " I'M JUST LIKE, [bleep] THIS." "I NEED A DRINK." "WE'RE GOING OUT." "WE'RE GONNA GO OUT WITH EVERYBODY." "I'M NOT SITTING HOME." " LET'S GO." "WE'RE READY." "LET'S GO." " LET'S GO." "GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE." " OUR LAST NIGHT OUT IN MIAMI." " FINALLY, IT'S TIME TO GO OUT." "WE'RE IN MIAMI." "LET'S HAVE FUN." "LAST NIGHT--LET'S DO IT." " ¶ TELL ME YOU LOVE ME ¶ [house music]" " THE WHOLE CREW'S AT b.e.d.," "AND WE'RE GONNA PARTY THE NIGHT AWAY, GO CRAZY." "MAYBE GET SOME GIRLS, GET SOME DRINKS," "AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT IN TONIGHT, MAN." "¶ ¶" " YEAH!" "TO OUR TIME IN MIAMI!" "WHOO!" " SHE FINALLY APOLOGIZED." "I SAID, "THIS IS WHAT I WANTED FROM YOU" "FOR THE LAST FOUR HOURS."" "I'M LIKE, "I JUST WANTED YOU TO ADMIT" "THAT YOU WERE WRONG."" " WE ALWAYS WORK THROUGH OUR PROBLEMS," "AND WE SOMEHOW, LIKE, MOVE ON FROM THEM." " ¶ THIS IS DJ PAULY D ¶" "¶ BEING A GUIDO'S A WAY OF LIFE ¶" "¶ I DON'T REPRESENT ALL ITALIANS ¶" "¶ I REPRESENT MYSELF ¶" "¶ I STARTED THIS WHOLE G.T.L. ¶" " I'M JUST HAVING FUN RIGHT NOW." "I'M ON THE STRIPPER POLE." "I'M SHAKING MY BOOTY," "MEETING GUYS, DANCING," "YOU KNOW, JUST DOING IT ALL." " TONIGHT IS A FUN NIGHT." "YOU KNOW, THERE'S CHICKS EVERYWHERE." "THESE TWO GIRLS ARE, LIKE, ALL OVER ME." "AND THEY'RE SAYING THE CRAZIEST STUFF TO ME THAT, YOU KNOW," "GIRLS DON'T USUALLY SAY TO GUYS." "AND THEY'RE OKAY." "THEY'RE NOT THE PRETTIEST GIRLS IN THE WORLD," "BUT SOMETIMES YOU MIX TWO GRENADES," "IT MIGHT MAKE ONE GOOD-LOOKING GIRL." "I DEFINITELY WAS THINKING ABOUT RAMONA" "WHEN, YOU KNOW, THESE HOS WERE ALL OVER ME." "WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD GIRL OUT THERE," "SAY NO TO HOS." " I'M PROUD OF VINNY FOR COMING INTO HIS OWN." "BUT GUESS WHAT, BABY." "IT'S A CAROUSEL," "AND THAT'S TWO GIRLS, ME, AND LOTS OF FUN." " THERE YOU GO." "THERE YOU GO." "THERE YOU GO." "THERE YOU GO." "GOOD." " AND THAT'S CALLED A THREESOME, OKAY?" "THAT'S A SITUATION-SOME, OKAY?" "THREE MINUTES LATER, GUESS WHAT." "I'M IN THE BATHROOM," "GETTING..." "YEAH." "I'D LIKE TO GIVE A TROPHY" "TO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LEAST IN THIS HOUSE." " WHO GIVES A [bleep]?" " ALL RIGHT." "WELL, YOU'RE IN THE RUNNING." "MOST LIKELY TO GET SKIN CANCER." " OOH." " THAT'S A GOOD ONE." " THAT'S A GOOD ONE." " I'LL HAVE TO NOMINATE MYSELF." "[laughter]" " WAKE UP, SITUATION." "WE'RE GONNA DO ALL OUR ERRANDS-- THE GYM, ALL THAT [bleep]." " LIKE, WHAT IS THAT?" "TODAY'S THE SECOND-TO-LAST DAY," "AND I WANTED TO BE AT THE BEACH." "EW." "I WANTED TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE BESIDES CLEANING THE FRIDGE" "TO THE POINT WHERE I'M ALMOST VOMITING." "WHEN DID I GET THIS JOB IN THE HOUSE?" "BUT BEING PART OF A FAMILY IS TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM." "THERE IS DECAYING FOOD" "LEFT OVER FROM VINNY'S MOM BEING THERE." "THERE'S ACTUALLY SPILLED-- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT." "I FEEL LIKE A SLAVE TO THIS KITCHEN." "HOW OLD IS THAT?" "I THREW OUT TWO BAGS OF GARBAGE WORTH OF [bleep]" "THAT WAS INSIDE THE FRIDGE." "I JUST HATE CLEANING UP AFTER SEVEN PEOPLE." "THIS IS JUST PATHETIC." "I AM NOT [bleep] ANY OF MY ROOMMATES," "THEREFORE I SHOULD NOT BE CLEANING UP AFTER THEIR [bleep]." "UGH." " DOING THE NASTY IN THE JACUZZI." " I HEARD YOU'RE COOKING, SNOOKS." " WHOEVER SAID I SHOULD COOK, THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR MIND." "IF YOU WANT ME TO COOK AND POISON EVERYBODY" "AND WE'RE GONNA BE DEAD IN TWO MINUTES, WHATEVER." "I'M GONNA TELL SAM TO HELP ME COOK." " BY THE TIME WE GET BACK, MY GRANDMA" " SAMANTHA!" "WILL YOU HELP ME COOK TACOS?" " NICOLE!" " WAIT, IF IT'S-- SNOOK, COME HERE." " THAT'S RIGHT." " STOP POUTING." "COME HERE." " SAM DOESN'T WANT TO HELP ME." " I'LL HELP YOU, SNOOKS." " NO." "NO BOYS CAN HELP." "IT'S GIRLS." " BUT I NEVER COOK." "CAN I WATCH?" " IF YOU'RE NAKED." " OH, THEY TALKING MAD [bleep] ABOUT YOU IN THERE." "YOU BETTER GET IN THERE." " WHO?" " EVERYBODY." " TALKING [bleep] ABOUT WHO?" " ABOUT YOU." " [laughs]" " MIKE'S DEFINITELY A POT-STIRRER, YES." "HE LIKES TO CAUSE A LOT OF PROBLEMS" "AND THEN GO TAKE A NAP AFTER HE DOES IT." " JUST NICOLE?" " SNOOKI JUST SAID YOU WON'T HELP" "AND YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AND [bleep] LIKE THAT." "THAT'S ALL." " WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP, NICOLE?" " I WOULD." " GREAT." "I'M HERE TO HELP YOU." " YOU DON'T HAVE TO HELP ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO." " I'M HELPING 'CAUSE I WANT TO." " YOU'RE LYING." " IF I DIDN'T WANT TO HELP YOU, I WOULDN'T HELP YOU." " SHE'S LIKE, "OH, HEY, NICOLE," "I'M GONNA HELP YOU COOK SOME TACOS."" "LIKE, [bleep] SARCASTIC BITCH." "I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THIS GIRL?" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?"" " I'M SO EXCITED TO HELP YOU RIGHT NOW." " YEP, SO DON'T, SAM." " I'M ACTUALLY FINE." "LIKE, DON'T QUESTION ME." "I'M HELPING YOU." "YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE THAT," "I'M GONNA HELP YOU, BUT I'M GONNA BE A BITCH..." "ON PURPOSE." "[door closes]" "OKAY." " DUDE, SHE [bleep] RUINS MY MOOD." "WE WERE, LIKE, FRIENDS, AND NOW SHE'S..." " "FRIENDS" IS A DEEP WORD." " NO, WE WERE FRIENDS." "WE WERE." "EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE FOR THAT GIRL..." " YEAH, NO [bleep]." " OH, MY GOD, I'M SO ANGRY." " DON'T LET HER GET TO YOU." "I'M IN THE SAME POSITION." "JUST DON'T." " I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW A REASON WHY SHE'S LIKE THAT." " SHE DOESN'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS." "SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT WITH GIRLFRIENDS." "SHE DOESN'T KNOW." " I GIVE SOMEONE THE TIME OF DAY," "AND YOU'RE GONNA TREAT ME LIKE THAT." " NICOLE STILL TRIES TO BE HER FRIEND." "LIKE, YOU'RE WORKING YOURSELF UP TO GET UPSET," "BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY," "SAM DOESN'T GIVE TWO [bleep] ABOUT YOU, SO WHY CARE?" "LET'S GO BACK IN." "DON'T LET THIS RUIN YOU." " DONE COOKING?" " ALMOST." "IF ANGELINA WAS HERE, I'D GIVE HER THE BURNT ONE." " IT'S READY." " GIVE ME SALT." " THE HAMBURGER MEAT LOOKS LIKE VINNY'S CHEST HAIR." "[laughs]" "LOOK WHAT WE FIRST STARTED IN JERSEY." "WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER." "EVERYBODY WAS PERFECT STRANGERS." "I MEAN, NOW THE GIRLS COOKING DINNER." "LIKE, THIS IS CRAZY." "THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE." " WE HAD SOME INTERESTING TIMES" "HERE IN THIS HOUSE." " YES, SIR." "I WILL GIVE RON A COUPLE INTERESTING TIMES" "IN THE FIRST WEEK OR TWO HE WAS HERE" "A COUPLE OF VERY INTERESTING TIMES." "RON GETS A COUPLE TROPHIES." "[laughs]" "I'D LIKE TO GIVE A TROPHY" "TO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LEAST IN THIS HOUSE." "LET'S VOTE RIGHT NOW." "WHO DID THE LEAST IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW?" "I'M VOTING FOR..." "IT IS A TIE BETWEEN..." " WHO GIVES A [bleep]?" " I WASN'T GONNA SAY YOU." " I DON'T CARE." "YOU COULD SAY ME." " ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU'RE IN THE RUNNING." " THAT'S WEIRD." " WAIT, WHAT?" "THIS--THIS IS ALL IN HARMLESS FUN." "EVERYBODY CHILL THE [bleep] OUT." " YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME RIGHT NOW." "I'M HAPPY." " [laughs]" " MIKE IS A LUNATIC, AND HE CAUSES" "A LOT OF ISSUES IN THIS HOUSE ON PURPOSE." "BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH, BECAUSE I'M OVER IT." " NAH, 'CAUSE..." " ALL I SAID TO HIM-- ALL I" "I SAID I'M UPSET WITH YOU." " WITH ME?" "HOW THE [bleep] DID I CALL YOU FAKE?" " THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." " FROM WHO?" " [shrieks]" " YOUS ARE ALL [bleep] NUTS!" " OUR LAST NIGHT." " I LOVE YOU." " I LOVE YOU." "WE JUST HAD THE MOST AWKWARD DINNER I HAVE EVER HAD" "IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "LIKE, HONESTLY, IT'S OUR LAST NIGHT IN THE HOUSE." "LET'S JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME." " SALUTE." " SALUTE." " LAST NIGHT HERE-- I'M GETTING [bleep] UP." " LAST NIGHT HERE." "WE ARE GONNA DO A GAME OF SOME SORT." " WHAT KIND OF GAME?" " YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE IN A YEARBOOK" "AND YOU WRITE OUT, LIKE, MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED," "MOST LIKELY TO--YOUR SISTER, MOST LIKELY TO THIS, TO THAT." " HOW DO YOU SPELL LIKELY?" " WHO'S BEEN THE LIFE OF THE PARTY THIS YEAR?" " THIS ONE'S ALWAYS DOWN TO PARTY." " MIKE HAD TO DRAG ME OUT OF THE CLUB." " IF YOU HAVE TO DRAG SOMEONE OUT OF THE CLUB," "YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST [bleep] GOING ALL OUT." " MOST LIKELY TO GET SKIN CANCER." " OOH." " THAT'S A GOOD ONE." " THAT'S A GOOD ONE." " I'M GONNA HAVE" "TO NOMINATE MYSELF." "[laughter]" "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." " JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAD" "A TANNING BED IN YOUR HOUSE." " WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO BE A FOLLOWER?" " VINNY." "all:" "OOH." " YOU HAVE TO SAY WHY." " AH, 'CAUSE LAST YEAR" "VINNY DIDN'T HANG OUT WITH ME AND PAULY," "AND THIS YEAR HE CONVENIENTLY..." " OKAY." " MESHED IN WITH US, AND HE DECIDED" "THAT IT WAS A..." " [laughs]" "DID THE ROBBERY ON PAULY." "MIKE, YOU'RE JUST MAD" "BECAUSE VINNY DID THE ROBBERY ON YOUR BEST FRIEND PAULY." "I SAID IT STRAIGHT UP." " YO, WHY YOU CALLING ME A FOLLOWER, DOG?" "THAT'S [bleep] UP." " OH, I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." " THAT'S [bleep] UP." "JUST 'CAUSE I G.T.L.?" "LISTEN, LAST YEAR IN SEASIDE, I DID G.T.L." " YOU DIDN'T TAN, BRO!" " I DON'T FAKE-TAN." "I GO TO THE BEACH, [bleep]." " YOU [bleep] NOW, [bleep] DON'T YOU?" " I SPRAY-TAN." " OH, THAT'S EVEN MORE FAKE!" " HOW MANY TIMES DID I GO INTO A SPRAY--A THING?" " TANOREXIC." " WE ALL KNOW WHO THE FAKEST ONE IN THE HOUSE IS." " OH." " OH, DAMN." " OHH." " YEAH." " IT'S NOT COMING FROM ME, SO..." " WELL, I'D LIKE SOMEBODY" "TO ELABORATE, WHOEVER IT CAME FROM." " MIKE WAS REALLY GETTING HARD ON VINNY" "AND CALLING HIM FAKE AND A FOLLOWER." "SO I JUST BLEW UP MIKE'S SPOT." "AND I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE THE ONE ACTING FAKE," "AND IT'S NOT ME THAT'S SAYING IT."" " I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO ALLEGEDLY OR IS SOME WAY" "TALKING [bleep] BEHIND MY BACK" "WHO'S SUPPOSEDLY MY FRIEND IN SOME WAY." "I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO DID IT." "YOU'RE GONNA TALK [bleep] ABOUT ME THE LAST DAY?" "AND THAT'S TYPICAL" "OF SOMEBODY TO DO THAT THE LAST DAY," "BECAUSE IF YOU DID IT THE FIRST COUPLE WEEKS," "YOU WOULD BE ISOLATED." "I'M GLAD THAT [bleep] GOT CLEARED UP THE LAST DAY," "WHO THE [bleep] FAKE PERSON IN THE HOUSE IS." "IT'S NOT ANGELINA." "SHE'S NOT HERE." "IT'S [bleep] JENNI." "IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS." "SO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "IT'S JUST" " CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT, PLEASE?" " YEAH." " MIKE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE," "BUT WE'RE NOT AS GOOD FRIENDS AS HE THINKS." "SO WHEN HE TELLS ME STUFF ABOUT JENNI," "HE THINKS I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER, BUT, HELLO, GIRL CODE." "WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT MY GIRL, I'M GOING TO LET HER KNOW" "WHAT YOU'RE SAYING." " WHAT'D I MISS?" " NOTHING." " NOTHING." " ARE WE GOING IN THE JACUZZI?" " YEAH." " ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT." " IS THIS MY TOWEL OR YOURS?" " LET'S GO OUTSIDE." "AS OF RIGHT NOW, I WOULDN'T TRUST ANYONE IN THE HOUSE." " I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU." " I'LL TALK TO YOU AFTER THIS." " I'D LIKE TO KNOW THE TRUTH." " JUST THE CONSENSUS OF THE FAKEST IN THE HOUSE" "JENNI." "PAULY WAS LIKE..." " PAULY AND VINNY?" "REALLY?" " LET'S GO MAKE A DRINK." " NICOLE BASICALLY TELLS ME MIKE WAS LIKE," ""THE MOST FAKE IN THE HOUSE IS JENNI,"" "THEN THAT PEOPLE WERE AGREEING." "AND THAT SET ME OFF." " YOU GOTTA-- YOU GOTTA LET IT GO." "LET IT GO." "IT'S NOT WORTH IT." " SO [bleep] VINNY." "[Bleep] PAULY AT THIS POINT." "LIKE, I'M PISSED OFF." "COME WITH ME FOR A SECOND." " WHAT UP?" " I GO CONFRONT MIKE, AND I'M LIKE, "LISTEN." ""YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO CALL ME FAKE." ""WELL, THEN YOUR BOY PAULY'S FAKE," "BECAUSE HE TALKED [bleep] ABOUT YOU TO NICOLE."" "WHO DO YOU THINK SAID SOMETHING?" " I DON'T KNOW." "PAULY?" "I MEAN, THAT'S VERY UPSETTING" "FOR HIM TO EVEN-- FOR ME TO..." " BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" " I'M EXTREMELY UPSET IF IT WAS HIM." "YO, I DON'T KNOW WHY JENNI TOLD ME THIS," "BUT [bleep] JENNI-- JENNI JUST TOLD ME" "SHE'S LIKE, "YO, PAULY, HE'S THE ONE."" " LIKE..." " ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?" " THAT'S WHAT SHE JUST TOLD ME TWO SECONDS AGO." "I'M JUST GONNA-- I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE IT ALONE." " JENNI." "JENNI THINKS SHE HEARD ME TALKING [bleep] ON MIKE," "AND NOW SHE'S BLOWING IT UP TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT" "THAN WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS." "I'M THE ONE THAT RATTED OUT SITCH?" " NO." " OH, MY GOD." " SITCH JUST CAME OUT HERE AND SAID THAT YOU SAID" "THAT I RATTED HIM OUT." " YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT." "AND I TOLD YOU THAT." " I NEVER RATTED ANYBODY OUT" "IN MY LIFE." " NO, NO, NO." "YOU AND EVERYONE HERE SAID," "WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM..." " OH, DEAR LORD." " I'M FAKE." " I SAID YOU'RE FAKE?" " YES." " I NEVER SAID THAT." " THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." " SO YOU'RE GONNA TELL HIM" "THAT I RATTED HIM OUT?" " THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." " ARE YOU GONNA BREAK UP A FRIENDSHIP?" " IT'S FUNNY HOW JENNI REALLY DIDN'T GO," ""NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT."" "SHE KIND OF WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU CALLED ME FAKE."" "I DON'T THINK PAULY WAS REALLY GETTING THAT" "SHE WAS KIND OF BRUSHING IT OFF." " WHEN I WALKED AWAY..." " SO WHO TOLD YOU THAT?" " I DON'T WANT TO BRING IT UP." " SNOOKS?" "WHO TOLD YOU THAT?" " I SAID WHEN I WALKED AWAY..." " BE REAL." "BE REAL." "EVERYTHING'S OUT IN THE OPEN RIGHT NOW." "BE REAL." "EVERYBODY, BE REAL." " PAULY, WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN RIGHT NOW?" " BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO [bleep] BREAK UP A FRIENDSHIP." " I'M NOT TRYING TO BREAK UP A FRIENDSHIP." " I NEVER SAID HE WAS-- I NEVER [bleep] RATTED HIM OUT." " I WALK AWAY, AND HE GOES," ""WHO'S THE FAKEST ONE IN THE HOUSE?"" "EVERYONE NODS AND SAYS JENNI." " OH, EVERYONE NODDED?" " THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." " YOU KNOW IT WASN'T ME," "BUT THEN YOU TOLD HIM-- YOU TOLD HIM" " ALL I SAID TO HIM" "ALL I SAID TO HIM WAS" "I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM." "I SAID I'M UPSET WITH YOU..." " WITH ME?" " BECAUSE I HEARD THAT YOU CALLED ME FAKE." " HOW THE [bleep] DID I CALL YOU FAKE?" " THAT'S WHAT I HEARD." " FROM WHO?" " [screams]" " I SAID THAT SHE'S FAKE?" " NO." " ALL RIGHT, THEN!" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "YOUS ARE ALL [bleep] NUTS!" " [crying] IT'S THE LAST NIGHT IN THE HOUSE." "DO I REALLY WANT TO HAVE PROBLEMS" "WITH EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE?" " BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" " NOW I LOOK LIKE A [bleep] DOUCHE BAG." "THIS IS RIDICULOUS THAT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WITH ME RIGHT NOW." "I'M IN THE MOOD TO GET THE [bleep] OUT." " [screams]" " I SAID THAT SHE'S FAKE?" " NO!" " ALL RIGHT, THEN!" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "YOUS ARE ALL [bleep] NUTS!" "I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S FAKE." "I DON'T RAT ANYBODY OUT." "I WOULD NEVER RAT OUT MY BEST FRIEND." " ALL I SAID WAS-- I JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM," "I HEAR I'M GONNA GET MY ASS BEAT." " WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME?" " AND THEN I HEARD THAT PAULY SAID THAT I WAS FAKE." " THAT'S CRAZY IF YOU WOULD SAY THAT." " IT'S NOT CRAZY." " I SAID SHE'S FAKE?" " NO." " WHAT HAPPENED, THEN?" " CAN YOU NOT YELL AT ME LIKE THAT?" "YOU'RE SCARING THE [bleep] OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW, PAULY." " WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?" "LET'S GET [bleep] STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW." "WHAT HAPPENED?" " MIKE SAID A QUESTION, "WHO IS FAKE IN THE HOUSE?"" " OKAY, WHO ANSWERED THE QUESTION?" " MIKE DID." " THANK YOU!" " IT'S A LITTLE SCARY," "'CAUSE PAULY-- HIS, LIKE, VEINS" "WERE COMING OUT OF HIS, LIKE, NECK AND HEAD." " EVERYONE NODDED THEIR HEAD," "AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW?" " NOBODY NODDED THEIR HEAD." " NOBODY NODDED THEIR HEAD!" " I NODDED MY HEAD TO JENNI?" " HE ANSWERED THE QUESTION." " NO, NO." " I NODDED MY HEAD TO HER?" " NO, WHEN MIKE SAID, "WHO'S FAKE IN THE HOUSE?"" "AND HE SAID, "JENNI,"" "PEOPLE NODDED THEIR HEADS." " AND I APOLOGIZED TO HIM, AND I SAID," ""I AM PISSED OFF," BECAUSE I WAS WAITING" "FOR YOU GUYS TO GET OUT." " NOW YOU JUST SAID THAT SNOOKI SAID" "THAT I SAID YOU WERE FAKE." "NOW SHE SAID THAT SHE NEVER SAID THAT." "I'M JUST TRYING TO CLEAR [bleep] UP." " PRETTY MUCH PAULY CALLED HER RIGHT OUT." "PAULY'S LIKE, "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BREAK UP" "A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME AND SITCH?"" "I WAS [bleep] IMMEDIATELY" "I WAS LIKE, I WOULD NEVER, NEVER." "DUDE, ME AND YOU ARE LIKE BROTHERS." "I WAS LIKE-- [scoffs]" " THANK YOU." " I DIDN'T MEAN TO GO OUT LIKE THAT." "ALL I SAID TO MIKE" " BUT IT DID." "AND NOW I LOOK LIKE THE [bleep] [bleep]" "IN THE HOUSE-- THANK YOU." " I DIDN'T KNOW PAULY WAS GONNA [bleep] BE THAT." "BECAUSE I AIRED IT OUT, NICOLE THINKS I RUINED HER LAST NIGHT," "'CAUSE SHE THINKS THAT EVERYONE HATES HER BECAUSE OF ME." "BUT THEN" " NO, I'M VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW." " BUT LOOK AT ME." " [crying] IT'S THE LAST NIGHT IN THE HOUSE." "DO I REALLY WANT TO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH EVERYBODY" "IN THE HOUSE?" " WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" " SO STUPID." " I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE ACTING LIKE THIS." " NO, BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, JENNI." " HOW IS IT MY FAULT?" " BECAUSE." " BECAUSE I APPROACHED THEM?" " NO, 'CAUSE YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A [bleep] [bleep]" "TO EVERYBODY." " BUT I DIDN'T." " AND NOW I LOOK LIKE THE [bleep] BAD GUY," "AND I'M NOT THE BAD GUY." " YOU'RE NOT, THOUGH." " I'M NOT." "BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE, JENNI." " ALL I WANTED--I HEARD THAT PAULY SAID THAT I WAS FAKE." "THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW." " AND NOW I LOOK LIKE A [bleep] DOUCHE BAG." " BUT YOU SAW WHAT YOU SAW." " I REALLY DON'T CARE." "I JUST..." "I WANT TO GO HOME." "I'M OVER THIS [bleep]." "[Bleep] GIVING ME STRESS" "I'M GONNA HAVE A [bleep] HEART ATTACK" "IN TWO [bleep] MINUTES." "MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S OFF THE ROOF." "THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND SO IRRITATING" "THAT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WITH ME RIGHT NOW," "WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE A GOOD TIME." "SO I'M IN THE MOOD TO, LIKE, PACK RIGHT NOW" "AND JUST TO GET THE [bleep] OUT." " I'M TOO DRUNK FOR THIS RIGHT NOW." " WHO'S IN THERE?" " NOBODY." " YOU KNOW I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, RIGHT?" " I--YEAH, I JUST-- - 100--100 TIMES I SWEAR" "ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU." " JENNI, DID I EVER SAY THAT VINNY SAID ANYTHING" "ABOUT YOU, OR PAULY?" "DID I EVER?" " IT WAS A NOD." " DID I EVER SAY THAT THEY TALKED [bleep]" "ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK?" " NEVER." " I NEVER DID." " NEVER." " I NEVER DID." " SHE EVEN SAID THE SAME THING TO ME." " ALL RIGHT, GOOD." "SO NOW THAT THAT'S CLEARED UP..." " SHE EVEN SAID THE SAME THING, THAT SHE..." " PAULY AND VINNY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE." "AND FOR THEM TO [bleep] YELL AT ME LIKE THAT..." " NOBODY YELLED AT YOU." " I DID NOTHING WRONG." " SNOOKI'S CRYING." "I GOT JENNI THINKING I WAS TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER." "IT HURTS, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW," "I'VE BEEN VERY CLOSE WITH JENNI." "AND NOW JENNI HAS TO HEAR FROM SNOOKI," ""DON'T TRUST ANYONE IN THE HOUSE."" "LIKE, YOU CAN TRUST ME, YOU KNOW?" "DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST ME." " YOU HAVE FRIENDS LEAVING THIS HOUSE." "I DON'T." "THANK YOU." " NO." "IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT." " NO, IT DOES." "IT DOES." "I'M NOT [bleep] STUPID." " YOU TOLD ME THAT THEY NODDED." " BECAUSE MIKE WAS PISSED OFF AT YOU." " EXACTLY." " AND THEY NODDED" "BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU SAID THAT." " "EVERYBODY NODDED." THERE SHE GOES AGAIN." "NOBODY NODDED." "I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE GIRL," "AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOD." " IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH US." "IT WAS [bleep] BETWEEN THEM TWO." " I LOOK LIKE A [bleep]" "TALKER, AND I'M NOT." "I'M NOT." " IT HAS TO DO WITH THE CONVERSATION" "I HAD WITH MIKE IN HIS BEDROOM." "ALL I DID WAS APOLOGIZE TO HIM" "AND SAID THAT I AM UPSET." " MIKE BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION" "AND NOW I LOOK LIKE THE [bleep] [bleep] IN THE HOUSE," "AND I'M NOT," "'CAUSE I DON'T TALK [bleep] ABOUT ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE." "I WOULD NEVER." "NEVER!" " YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, I DIDN'T." " AND I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T EITHER." "IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF MIKE!" "DO YOU REALIZE THAT?" "IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF MIKE!" " WHATEVER, MAN." " GOD FORBID I SAY ONE WORD." "IT'S GONNA ESCALATE INTO SOMETHING" "THAT'S SO HUGE THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME NOW." " SHE'S SAYING THAT JENNI MADE HER LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT" "OUT THERE, 'CAUSE NOW SHE THINKS EVERYBODY HATES HER." "BUT THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, RIGHT?" "THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT." " WHATEVER." "MIND YOUR BUSINESS." "[door slams]" " WELL, THIS WAS A GREAT LAST NIGHT." " GOD FORBID I SAY ONE WORD." "IT'S GONNA ESCALATE INTO SOMETHING" "THAT'S SO HUGE THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME NOW." " WHATEVER." "MIND YOUR BUSINESS." " WELL, THIS WAS A GREAT LAST NIGHT." "SHE'S MAD." " SHE SHOULDN'T BE." "WE ALL FORGOT ABOUT IT ALREADY." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "IT'S OVER." " BUT SHE THINKS EVERYONE HATES HER." " [laughing] NO." "YO, BABY." "NOBODY'S MAD AT YOU, SO YOU KNOW, OKAY?" " PAULY'S YELLING IN MY FACE." "DO I WANT PAULY TO YELL AT MY FACE?" "NO." " BABE, IT'S OVER, BABE." " AND I DID NOTHING WRONG." " IT'S OVER." " I DID NOTHING WRONG." " IT'S OVER." "ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN." "CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?" " NO." "I'M [bleep] PISSED OFF." " I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT CALM DOWN." "ALL RIGHT?" "EVERYBODY LOVES YOU." "NOBODY'S MAD AT YOU AT ALL." "GET UP." "GET UP, JUST FOR A SECOND." "JUST GET UP." " WHY?" " 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING INSIDE." " OKAY, MY CUCA'S OUT." " [laughs]" "SNOOKI WAS DEFINITELY UPSET," "SO I MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO GO OUT THERE" "AND GRAB HER AND SAY, "SNOOKS, LISTEN, GIRL," "EVERYTHING'S FINE."" "NOBODY'S MAD AT YOU, SNOOKS." "OKAY?" "EVERYTHING'S COOL." "EVERYBODY LOVES YOU." "THERE'S NO ISSUES." "WE'RE ALL FAMILY." " IT'S NOT ALL COOL." " AND THERE'S NO ISSUES." "IS ANYBODY MAD AT ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?" "NO." " EVERYTHING GOT BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION." " AND THAT'S WHY IT'S DROPPED." " I THINK MIKE PRETTY MUCH APOLOGIZING, JUST SAYING," ""WE LOVE EACH OTHER." "YEAH, WE [bleep] UP SOMETIMES,"" "REALLY BRINGS US ALL TOGETHER" "AS A FAMILY." " IT'S OVER." "SMILE." "TAKE A DRINK." "HAVE A CIGARETTE." "HAVE SOME BROWNIES." " NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT." " GIVE THE CAT A MEATBALL." " MIKE COULD BE FUNNY AT TIMES." "THEN YOU JUST WANT TO KILL HIM THE NEXT." "HE'S ACTUALLY A GREAT GUY DEEP DOWN." "I JUST THINK THAT HE LIKES" "TO BE A LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER SOMETIMES." " ¶ THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT ¶" "¶ THE LAST NIGHT ¶" " OH!" " CUDDLE WITH ME." " OH, NOW YOU WANT TO CUDDLE." " CUDDLE." " MM." " THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT, MY MAN." " WHAT TYPE OF EGGS ARE WE EATING?" " WHATEVER YOU WANT TO MAKE." " IT'S OUR LAST MEAL HERE TOGETHER," "AND THEN WE GOT TO PACK, SO I'M COOKING BREAKFAST." "SOME EGGS, BACON, TOAST" "AND GUESS WHAT-- SOME SAUSAGE FOR THAT ASS." "[cork pops] - [gasps]" " OH!" " [Bleep]!" " GOD!" " DID YOU BREAK IT?" " BOOM, THAT [bleep] POPPED." " ¶ THE LAST CHEER ¶" "OH, YEAH, LAST CHEER." "YEAH." " TO MIAMI." "all:" "MIAMI." " I'M PACKING UP, AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT," "THAT IT'S, LIKE, OVER." "I REMEMBER ROAD-TRIPPING HERE WITH SITCH" "AND JUST STARTING IT, AND NOW IT'S OVER." "I DON'T HAVE ANY REGRETS, MAN." " NO REGRETS." "WE'RE HEALTHY, NOT HURT, AND NOT HANDCUFFED." "AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS." " WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE CHICKS' NUMBERS?" "ALL GIRLS' NUMBERS." "[rock music]" "¶ ¶" " HEY." " I'M BRINGING PICKLES WITH ME." " OKAY." " CABS ARE HERE!" " THAT'S FOR RONNIE AND SAM." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE." " AW, THAT'S [bleep] UP." " BYE." "BYE." "BYE." "I LOVE YOU." "I'M GONNA MISS YOU." " I FEEL LIKE ME AND RON ARE GOOD," "EVEN THOUGH I'M HURT AND HE EMBARRASSED ME" "AND I KNOW WHAT HE DID," "HE HELPED ME GET THROUGH THIS TIME IN MIAMI." " GET HOME SAFE." " FOR ME TO SURVIVE" "AND MOVE ON, I HAD TO GO TO SOMEBODY" "WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FRIEND PRIOR TO EVERYTHING," "AND THAT WAS RON." "BYE." " I THINK I PRETTY MUCH LEFT THE WAY I WANTED TO LEAVE." "YOU KNOW, I LEFT FRIENDS WITH MIKE," "GOOD FRIENDS WITH PAULY, BROTHERS WITH VIN," "AND I LEAVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND," "WHICH I DIDN'T COME IN HERE WITH." " NUH-UH." "SHE SAY BYE TO SNOOKS?" " LIKE THE SPITEFUL BITCH THAT SHE IS," "SAM DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE ME." "AND IT'S JUST PATHETIC AT THIS POINT." "BUT WHAT RON WILL DO TO HER IN THE FUTURE" "WILL JUST GO TO SHOW" "WHO WAS ACTUALLY THERE FOR HER" "AND WHO WASN'T." "[bird caws]" " THAT'S HUGE." " WHY WOULD THAT JUST BE HERE RIGHT NOW?" "[laughter]" " THAT'S BAD LUCK." " THAT'S BAD [bleep] LUCK." " A CROW COMES, AND IT STARTS QUACKING AT US." "OR NOT QUACKING." "WHAT'S A CROW DO?" " ON THE LAST DAY, THERE'S A [bleep] BLACK CROW." " USUALLY WHEN A CROW COMES AND IT DOES THAT," "THAT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA DIE." "IT'S WARNING YOU OF YOUR DEATH." "SO RIGHT NOW WE'RE THINKING, "WHO'S GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW?"" "NOT GONNA BE ME." " EVEN THOUGH WE'RE SEPARATED, WE'RE STILL MVP." " M." " V." " P." " SPECIAL, WHAT?" "MVP DEFINITELY LAID ITS MARK" "HERE ON MIAMI, AND WHEREVER WE GO" "AND IF WE'RE TOGETHER, MVP WILL LIVE ON FOREVER." "GUYS, HAVE A SAFE TRIP BACK." " YOU TOO." " AND I'LL SEE YOU" "ON THE OTHER SIDE." " HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT, MAN." " LOVE YOU." " LOVE YOU." " LOVE YOU, VINNY." " GROUP HUG." " WHAT UP?" " JENNI IS MY SISTER." "I LOVE HER-- MY BEST FRIEND." "AND YOU KNOW WHAT?" "EVERYBODY HAS THEIR MOMENTS" "WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, "[Bleep] YOU."" "BUT WE AIRED IT OUT," "AND NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S ALL GOOD." " I GOT YOU SLIM JIMS AND RED BULL." " DID YOU REALLY?" " YEAH." " I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU LATER." " COMING TO MIAMI, I WAS REALLY STRESSED," "BUT OVER THE MONTHS," "I DEVELOPED A HUGE BOND WITH THIS FAMILY," "LIKE, SO IT HURTS." "IT SUCKS." "LIKE, I FEEL LIKE IT CAN'T END." " [whines]" " I'LL CATCH YOU--I'LL CATCH YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE." " I LOVE YOU." "LOVE YOU." " THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO." "SO I KIND OF KNEW FROM LAST YEAR IN JERSEY" "THAT IT REALLY DOESN'T HIT YOU" "UNTIL YOU MAYBE HUG THAT LAST PERSON GOOD-BYE" "AND YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR." "WOW, LIKE, IT'S REALLY OVER." " THERE WAS MAD DRAMA THAT WENT DOWN," "BUT I'M GONNA MISS MIAMI COMPLETELY." " MIAMI!" " SEE YOU, MIAMI." " MIAMI!" " I'M GONNA MISS YOU, MIAMI." "OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA MISS MIAMI." " ¶ IT WAS ONLY TODAY ¶" "¶ AND I LET YOU FLEE THE SCENE ¶" "¶ TURN AND GO ¶" "¶ SO WE CAN SAY SO LONG ¶" "¶ GOOD-BYE ¶" "¶ ¶"