"As long as I can remember, I've dreamt of the day I'll graduate." "Experience the friendship and team spirit between graduates having survived endless vocabulary and all-day tests, and sweaty P.E. classes together." "When you're a graduate, the world is at your feet, everything is possible." "And as a graduate, your chances of getting laid increase considerably!" "And now, finally, it's our turn." "ØDVÅG HIGH SCHOOL" "TODAY" "Ødvåg..." "What happened to you?" "Markus..." "In a few days we're off to the graduates' festival." "Bright lights, big city." "Then it's bye-bye, Ødvåg." "Yes, bye-bye Ødvåg." "Markus, stop the self-torture." "Can't understand what Caroline's doing with that brown clot of spit." "When did she move here anyways?" "Third grade?" "Fourth?" "Shortly after, Tommy the wolf pounced upon her." "If only she knew what your charisma and your 10 centimetres could offer her!" "Ok, ladies." "Just follow me, every move, and follow the music, but look at the legs." "Seven, eight." "The cash box has been stolen!" "The money for the grad festival has disappeared!" "All the beer money is gone!" "I'm gonna kill myself!" "Beer money?" "What about the festival tickets?" " The bus rental money." " What happened exactly?" "The cash box was at the teacher's office yesterday." "Today, it was gone!" "Come on, the cash box can't just disappear by itself!" "Ah, swell..." "Everyone is present." "Great." "I have good news and bad news." "Which do you want to hear first?" "The good news." "The good news is that I've booked" "Svein Arild's to play at the graduation party!" "This as a small compensation, since you can't go to the graduation festival, and therefore your days off for the trip have been cancelled." "Ahem, looks like I told the bad news as well." "But you can't" "Calm down!" "We're visited by District Sheriff Bølseth here, who will lead the missing cash box investigation." "Bølseth, are there any clues so far?" "No, it's still early in the investigation." "But as you know, some of our "new countrymen"" "have clawed themselves up to our village, so naturally they are prime suspects." "Fuck, yes, it's them!" "We must trust the District Sheriff's office to do their job properly in this case." "I understand that you're disappointed." "Ødvåg High School isn't what it once was." "Like many others, we struggle with depopulation to major cities." "How many graduates are you, really?" "25?" "26?" "That hardly qualifies for a celebration!" "I want you to look at this as an opportunity to fulfill your time here as brilliant high school students, and to contribute to give Ødvåg High School a real boost on the national statistics!" "Try to give back to the village." "Not just think of yourselves the whole fucking time!" "Yes, I guess that rounds it off..." "Oh, one more thing on the graduation, it's gonna cost 300 kroner per person." " Quality music is expensive!" " Then I won't bother coming." " That means no diploma for you!" " What?" "But..." "Wait!" "We'll still have the graduates' baptism tonight?" "We need to elect our President!" "Fix grad names, the knots..." "We need to drink and fuck and party, make arrangements!" "Get it into your thick skull, Tuppen, graduation is fucked in this shit village!" "Get it?" "You're fairly bright usually, so I can't understand your hard-on for soft rock." "At least I don't listen to Enya." "Ok, I was 12 and home alone a lot, she helped me through a difficult time." "That's when your mum was off having Tupperware parties with housewives." " But it wasn't Tupperware?" "It was dild..." " Fuck, Markus!" "Not in front of others!" "Relax." "As if Yao Ming understands us." "Right?" "Thank you?" "So he's fed up with staring at the walls in his room?" "Mum says I must help him get integrated socially in Ødvåg." "Ok, Yao Ming, first lesson in Norwegian integration." "The more drunk you are, the more social you are." "You see?" "No alcohol!" "His parents say he can't tolerate it." "Give me one example of successful Norwegian integration without alcohol?" "Puh!" "He just needs to flash his platinum card." " He's got money?" " Are you kidding?" "His family owns the biggest illegal DVD-factory in China!" "D'you know how big China is?" "Yeah!" "His rags are pretty rich, let's put it that way!" "Re-he-heally!" "Cheers, then, Yao Ming!" "Kampai!" " Good day?" " That's Japanese, Robert." "This is supposed to be our grad celebration?" " A six-pack in Ødvåg town centre?" " Got a better suggestion?" "Seriously?" "Apart from marriage and murder, I'm game for anything." "Apart from murder, I'm game for anything." "I'm game for anything!" "I'm sure he came from a party!" "You're listening to Radio Ødvåg, all hits, no fillers!" "30 international DJs, two nights, one graduates' party." "In Stavanger, all your graduation dreams will be fulfilled." "On May 15 and 16, the graduates' festival will be re-written, by you!" "Look!" "Wow!" "Yes!" " Doesn't anybody want to go to the festival?" " But the cash box is stolen!" "Do you think Fridtjof Nansen turned and went home at the first obstacle?" "We're Norwegians with a rich cultural heritage." "We're Vikings, goddamn it!" "Olav Tryggvason sacrificed his life for the Norwegian cultural heritage." "And this celebration is part of that heritage." "And THAT shouldn't be pissed on!" "Who will represent the Ødvåg-graduates at the festival?" "WE will!" "Drillo, Martin Schanche, Jan Eggum, Jahn Teigen," "Gitarkameratene, Knutsen  Ludvigsen, Norway's backbone." "What do they have in common?" "They were all graduates!" "The Eidsvoll-declaration, where was it signed?" "At the graduates' festival!" "By graduates!" "DURING CELEBRATION!" "ARE YOU WITH ME!" "?" " What the hell are you doing?" " Hey!" "Fuck!" " God damnit!" " Get down!" "Wait, listen to me!" "Is our grad celebration really over already?" " None of you wanna go to the festival?" " The cash box is stolen, remember?" "Uh, well, yes!" "But do you think Fridtjof Nansen turned..." "Kon-Tiki around when it started leaking?" "Nansen went to the North Pole, you fucking retard!" "But we're Vikings?" "They celebrated graduation, right?" "What are you talking about?" "The grad festival!" "We're going, ok?" "Who's coming!" "?" "Idiot!" " Fucking loser!" " Embarrassing!" "Hey, I'm coming!" "Me, too." "My absence rate's so bad, I don't give a fuck." "But promise me some vagina on the trip." "For a hunk like you, Kjellis, that shouldn't be a problem!" "Guys, do you think I can join you on the trip?" "Urk!" "Does Uglis have to come?" "Of course you can come!" "Now we just need a bus!" "My uncle has a bus in his barn." "Might need some fixing." "Might be dead, I don't know." "Has it goth far?" "Forget it." "Truls, wait." "Wanna come as well?" "Maybe you could get us a deal on the bus?" " Maybe." " What would it cost?" "Don't know, maybe 20 000?" "Ouch." " 20 000?" " Yes?" "Where can we get 20 k?" "All right then, let's do this!" "We're gonna need a bigger bus..." "My God, the bus is in a worse condition than Uglis!" "Hello, I'm standing right here!" "Oh, sorry, then." "It's in worse condition than Vigdis." "So we're paying 20 000 for that wreck?" "Doesn't even look like it can roll." "No, no..." "It's perfect!" "I hereby baptize you..." "Russtheap!" "But isn't rustheap written with one s?" "Good work, folks!" "I propose a toast to the man who financed the bus, Yao Ming!" "You can now dope the bus!" " Academic trip?" " Yes, we're going on an academic trip!" "Markus?" "Can I change my mind now, you think?" "Yes, of course!" " Yes, if it's ok with you?" " Yeah, well, I'm sure that's fine..." "Cool, thank you!" "Ok, departure tomorrow!" "Wohoo!" "So, Uglis, I guess you've never been up this late?" "Have indeed!" "Last New Year's Eve I was awake until 12.30 AM!" "My God!" "Did it go well?" "Was anyone hurt?" "You got to see the fireworks?" "What's happening here, then?" "Oh!" "Looks like I ruined your cassette player." "Drinking in a public place." "Smells like a fine." "Hey!" "I see that bottle, young man!" " Is this a public place?" " Robert." "If you look up in the air, do you see your own living room roof?" "No." " This is a graduation celebration." " I think I'll say no that." "So?" " Does two thousand sound reasonable?" " Oh, come on!" "OK, I give in." "Three thousand it is, then!" "Is it ok if I just leave it here?" "Jeez!" "Why's a dirty Asian sitting up there?" "Don't know." "Been sitting there for almost four hours." "Ok, it's bedtime, then." "Kids, when I return, we're not here anymore." "Ok?" "Jesus..." " I'm getting a criminal record." "Cool!" " What a dick..." "Hey, check that out!" " District Sheriff Bølseth?" " Yes." " The graduates are on the road." " Ok." "Scooter yum-yum." "We've got time for that." "LEAVING (D)ØDVÅG WELCOME BACK" "It's happening soon!" " What?" " We are at Stølsvatnet." "I've never been this far from Ødvåg before." "Hey!" "Yeah!" "The Dick!" "My graduation name!" "Have we done anything wrong, Sheriff?" "Don't think so much." "Gives you wrinkles." "You don't want that." "Hi." "Wanna go in the woods, have some fun?" "Just kidding!" "I'm not like that." "To think some people are like that." "Fucking crazy!" "Where are you going?" "That way." "To a raveparty?" "No." "I've got some moves, too." " So?" "Have you got any moves?" " No." "Come on, show me?" "Come on!" " It's quite ok." " Show some moves?" "Show me!" "Come on, a bit higher!" "Use the seat!" "The seat!" "Up and down!" "What?" "Come on, join in!" "Up!" "That's it!" "Truls!" "Maybe this a good time to give Yao Ming our gift?" "Since you so kindly sponsored this trip, we would like to give you this." "For Yao Ming?" "We now officially declare you a graduate." "Your grad name will be Cato!" "Found this road map, so I volunteered as map reader!" "Cool!" "Ok, folks, listen up." "My big sister at Overlook College says we can sleep there." "And best of all, they're having a party tonight!" " There's gonna be so much pussy!" " Warm-up party on the bus!" "You know, Yao Ming, the girls at the college are the Norwegian versions of Catholic schoolgirls." "We all know the girls in those movies, right?" "What I'm trying to say is that even you might score the goal tonight." "But for that to happen, it is very important with some social lubrication." "Conichiwa!" " Soda?" " Yes, very good soda." "That's the way to do it!" "You want some more?" "Throw oneself into it, get totally lost." "That's what I like, too." "Can we drive on now?" "Please!" "Fuck no, can't just let you drive on." " You haven't fastened your helmets properly!" " Sorry!" " We'll never do it again." " That's fucking certain." "You see, us police are fed up scraping naked young gorgeous bodies off the asphalt." "Naked?" "In '98..." "A spring day..." "I was first on the scene of an accident." "A family car had driven into a tree." "No survivors." "We found the baby... impaled on one of the windscreen wipers." "Still wiping." "There they are." "Hey, you!" "I'll let you off with a warning this time." "But next time:" "Remember strap-on, ok?" "Hey!" "Can you stop the bus?" "Hey, Genghis Khan, don't fucking puke in the bus!" "Window!" "Window!" "Can you stop the bus?" "Okay..." "CUN" "Long time, no see, Hildegunn." "Winter holiday, I guess, at the grocery store." " I waved, but you probably didn't see me?" " Yes, I did." "What are you doing?" "That's my sister!" "Yes?" "Are you gonna chat her up?" "Disgusting!" "Hey, you, girlfriend, what's your name?" "Ok, folks!" "Our celebration begins here!" "Hello, ladies!" "Nice!" "TP!" "Yao Ming!" "Have some fun...here!" " Don't get into trouble now!" " Wine!" "Caroline, can I ask you about something?" "Of course." "You've had a boyfriend and stuff, and are more experienced with boys." "Yes, most likely." "What do you want to ask?" "How can I pick up a guy here tonight?" "All right, I'll show you exactly what to do." "Ok?" "Well, it's the freedom, then..." "That is, metaphorically, literary... rhythmically, ehh..." "Aargh!" "Booring!" "...but now I'm only talking about my things." "So, have you read anything good lately, or what?" "Yeah, I read almost flawlessly in the Norwegian class the other day." "The teacher actually praised me!" "Dooleyshot?" "Where did Caroline go?" "Forget her, check out that harem sitting with your sister." "Now it's "How you doin'" mode!" "Let me introduce my little brother Markus and his partner in crime Robert." "Yeah, well, we're not..." "Bruce Wayne, a pleasure!" "He's Robin." "Which German painter has made the painting "The Wanderer Above The Mists?"" "Caspar David Friedrich." "Hi!" "How are you doing?" "Going well!" "Caroline gave me some pick-up moves." "I think I'll test them on that guy." "Who are you, really?" "I'm Truls, this is Vigdis." "Let me rephrase." "What are you doing here?" "Answering questions." "Maybe you should give it a try?" "Don't mind him, Truls." "No, not just now." "I thought maybe you and I could go outside and have a little chat together!" "Care to?" "No?" "Then maybe you graduation lice should show some respect for your elders." "Do you remember the summer when you ran naked through the lawn sprinkler?" "They come running into the kitchen, all hyped up because..." "Robert got his first erection!" "Markus was jumping up and down, then you bent down" "It wasn't that funny!" "All right then, time to say thank you!" "This party is dead anyway..." " We're going back to the bus." " Wait." "Nighty night!" " Kjellis, we're going to bed in the bus." " OK, give me half an hour." "No, fuck it!" "Ten minutes!" "Yup, OK." "Just as well, I'm fed up trying to drink you into looking good." "Boring!" "Yes!" "Folks, the caretaker has left!" "We couldn't really expect that the student wannabes should fix a real party." "That Edvard was so good-looking." " Didn't the pick-up moves work?" " No." "He must be used to other girls back in Costa Del Sol." "His name was Eduardo." "He's from Argentina, not Costa Del Sol." "Wow!" "Eduardo from Argentina!" "Wait until the graduation festival tomorrow, it'll be the all-time baddest party!" "Tomorrow is the day..uh.." "for a new day." "Ok, folks?" "Folks?" "Ok, folks, rise and shine!" "Long drive ahead of us, we need to keep it up!" "With the left or the right hand?" " Where were you yesterday?" " Not really my kind of party." " No, hardly a party at all." " How long 'til we get there?" " Why do you ask?" " I'm just looking forward to it." "At Ødvåg High School, six graduates have broken the rules and departed on a trip that almost ended up killing District Sheriff Vidkun Bølseth." "The school's headmaster, Steinar Åmus, thinks there could be a connection with the stolen cash box that disappeared three days ago." "It is a small gang of lost souls, who, in spite of lots of love and great follow-up, from Ødvåg High School, have stolen the cash box with 30 000 kroner," " and departed on a..." " 50 000." "The Sheriff detected the graduates' bus just outside Ødvåg, and after barely avoiding being hit, he" "We know who they are, but prefer not to disclose any names, out of consideration for the next of kin." "Except Jan Pling, he's not even Norwegian." "Probably their ring leader." "Ahem..." "His name is Yao Ming..." "Anyway, God knows what kind of garbage they breed in North Korea." "He's a Chinese exchange student attending this school." "If you see the graduates' car, which is named "Garbageheap"or something..." ""Russtheap"" "Don't stop or talk to them." "Contact the police." "What could happen if someone contacts them?" "Thanks, that's enough." "Sheriff Bølseth will mobilize several sheriff's offices on the West Coast in the hunt for the graduates." "The Nordmøre TV News has a photo of the alleged ring leader Yao Ming." "Nordmøre TV News promises to keep our viewers up to date on this case." "I'm no expert, but I guess that isn't the E6." "This map is useless, showing non-existent roads!" "You find that strange?" "It's from the Stone Age." "Give me that!" "Markus needs to know where to go!" "So that's why you're sitting here?" "Kjellis, don't be an asshole!" "Give it back!" "Ooh, Caroline, look at your bitch?" "She having her period, or what?" "Kjellis!" "WATCH OUT!" "Is everyone OK?" "I'm OK." "But my briefs died, unfortunately." "Vigdis?" "Truls?" "Yeah, we're alright!" "OH MY GOD, NO!" "Yao Ming." "No...no, no." "What happened?" "The booze..." "You've got to be kidding." "Your booze!" "?" "!" "We could have been killed, and you're whining about your fucking booze?" "You're on thin water now if you don't watch your mouth!" "Forget it, nobody buys that macho-crap of yours." "Don't you know that you're Ødvåg's biggest Joke?" " I'm no joke." " So, you're no joke, then!" "Those cool weekend trips to your father that you're boasting of, to the coast." "He doesn't live in Stavanger, does he?" "He's at Oppdøl Psychiatric, on the ward for the worst psychos in the whole country!" "Kjellis, wait!" "That was uncalled for, Markus." "So now I'm the bad guy!" "?" "!" "Forget them." "They didn't see how Kjellis behaved." "He could have killed us all." "I thought you were brave." " Kjellis, wait!" " Leave me alone, goddamn it." "Markus didn't mean what he said." "Fuck you know about that, Uglis?" "Kjell Arvid, you don't have to be so tough all the time." "Just be yourself." "So, what now?" "It's getting dark." "They mostly come out at night...mostly." "Seriously?" "Nobody gets that?" "It's from "Aliens"!" "The bus is totally dead." "Let's go up this road, see what we can find." "Got to be some civilization around here." " Kjellis..." " Fuck off." "Good day?" "Markus?" "Good day?" "Hello?" "Kurt Eilif." "Perfect!" "Surely, he can help us." "Yeah, help turn us into lamp shades and kebab meat, perhaps." "Kurt Eilif?" "Might just as well be named Leatherface!" "Don't say that!" "Yes, shut up, for once, Robert!" "Relax, Yoko!" "Let's check it out." "Let's go in there." "Markus?" "Robert?" "Almost gave me a heart attack!" "Don't sneak up on people like that!" "Sorry, but we've just had an accident with our bus just up the road." "We wondered if you could help us?" "Sure I can." "Is it far away?" " Maybe half a mile down the road." " I'll go get Laila, then." "Snuff?" "Great!" "Let's go, then!" "It's alive!" "What fun!" "What the fuck?" "It speaks strange?" "I think it hit its head worse than we thought." "Quick, give me the Jesuswater!" "Drink this." "You've travelled far and long, but at last our prayers have been answered!" "Shit, he's gone!" " Yao Ming is gone!" " Still sleeping?" "No, he's not here!" "Lost a friend?" "Yes, one of us was asleep in the bus when we crashed." "Slept...through that accident?" "Can't see shit in those woods." "I have some torches you can borrow." "Jump in!" "What is going on here?" "Who is that Saracen!" " We found it in the woods, dad, we promise." " Can we keep him?" "Hey, you!" "Yes, run, you fucking Chopstick!" "Yao Ming!" "Yao Ming!" "China!" "Didn't mean to leave you in the bus, Yao Ming." "Sorry!" "I have your Gameboy!" "Anyone see him?" "No, I don't see him." "Neither do we." "Nada here too." "Good day." "What?" " Found your girl friend, I see." " Yes." "I have bad news for you." "The engine's broken, and the drive shaft's on its last legs." "Can you get a new engine?" "Well, I can order one tomorrow, but it'll cost 20 000, and we won't get it until the end of the week." "My God, what a gigantic fiasco!" "Bus broken, no money, and we don't know where we are!" "It'll be alright." "Be alright?" "How?" "Have you got 20 000 in your pocket?" "No, wait, I know how it'll be alright!" "We'll call the festival and ask them to postpone it for a week 'til we're ready?" "We have to get to Southern Norway!" "We'll find a way out." "Listen!" "Let's go upstairs, and I'll make us some real good food." "And we'll have a real good time!" "Wanna do that?" "Things aren't as bad as they seem!" "Thank you." "Sorry, but we have to cut you off there, Prime Minister." "To the northwest, where a gang of graduates have stolen 50 000 from fellow students." "Now they're running from the police in a graduates' bus." "Holy shit!" " Aren't you having any?" " No, no!" " So, you've eaten?" " No." "Where are you graduating?" "At Ødvåg High School." "Really?" "Ødvåg?" "I graduated there, too!" "In '82." "No." "In... '92. '93." " Seriously?" " Yes, sure." "Look!" "Me and FinnbiffSvein, Barry and Vidar Catkiller." "And Hockey-Tore." "Should have seen Hockey-Tore." "After an all-night binge, he went to sleep in a field." "In the morning, the combine harvester came." "Didn't see Hockey-Tore down in the grass." "So, what happened next?" "He died." "Damn, those were the days!" "Sun shining, law school waiting for us in the autumn." " Law school?" " Sure!" "Our marks went straight to hell, of course." "None of us were accepted at law school." "But you know what?" "I wouldn't trade that time for anything." "The friendship, the solidarity, the feeling of freedom..." "The whole world at our feet!" "Magical." "That is what graduation is all about!" "I would never have been happy at some sleazy law firm, you know." "No way!" "Check this out!" "Isn't that headmaster Åmus and Sheriff Bølseth?" "You mean Stonehard Anus and his dickwad?" "Boy, did they suffer during graduation!" "Steinar is a bit...degenerated, he's lacking something..." "And Bølseth, he's just degenerated...in general." "Oh, my God, this stuff is gold!" "No wonder they hate graduates." "They've fucked up the graduates' time for years." "I understand that you feel things are a bit bleak just now." "But are you giving up your graduation dream just because you face a little resistance?" "I, for one, don't think you should." "Your time is now!" "I've got an old engine out there." "I'm sure I can squeeze it into your bus." "And I can knock that front shaft flat enough to get you to Stavanger." "I'll give you the engine for free." "Awesome!" "Thank you very much!" "Let's fix the bus, then?" "..News has found out that the wanted graduates from Ødvåg High School were spotted last night at Overlook College." "We talked to some students who were in touch with them." "They seemed quite harmless to us, some of them even a bit simple." "Except that one guy, he had an inexplicable animalistic charisma." "Did you find anything that suggested they had the cash box?" "No, on the contrary." "They seemed quite broke." "They drank all our wine, and went off to bed quite early." "Except that one guy..." "Are you referring to the alleged ringleader, Yao Ming?" "Is he really?" "The students got no indication of where they were heading." "No, I certainly didn't." "But they didn't seem like a gang of criminals." "No." "Can I send a greeting?" "This is a serious..." "I'm sending a greeting to Yao Ming:" "You can keep my panties as a memento!" "Authorities say the suspected graduates are heading south on E39, where police have put up a series of road blocks." "We have also obtained an updated photo of the alleged ringleader Yao Ming." "My God, what a loser that junkman is?" "He's kind, helping us out and everything?" "Yes, of course, but he could have been a lawyer!" "Made a lot of money and lived in the city." "Instead he's wallowing among the car wrecks!" "So it's more important to you to make a lot of money, than to feel good about yourself?" "Markus, you understand what I'm talking about?" "Yes." "Yes, of course." "Found it!" "There!" "Kjellis, try starting it." "Grad festival, here we come!" "I think I'm going to bed." "Markus?" "Join me?" "Uh, yes, of course." "Good night, folks!" "Markus, wait..." "What is it?" "Not quite ready for this now." "When we get to the grad festival, OK?" "You're so beautiful." "I know." " Drive carefully." " Yes, I will." "But that Vidar Catkiller?" "What happened to him?" "Psychiatrist in St. Tropez." "Yes." "Of course!" "OK, let's go, folks!" " Bye!" " Bye!" "Kjellis, I didn't mean what I said last night." "I was just so afraid that anyone was hurt." "It's OK, Markus." "Mates?" "Mates?" "Yes." "Intimates?" "No." "Can we get some food?" "So hungry I could eat veggie food!" "Around midnight yesterday, local preacher Jakob Aslaksen and his family got an unexpected visit by the alleged ringleader of the wanted graduates' gang." "Widower Jakob Aslaksen went down to his daughters' bedroom to investigate some suspicious sounds when he found Yao Ming and his daughters dressed up and jumping on the bed in what he thinks may have been a perverse grad knot-ritual." "Jakob did not succeed in catching the intruder." "No, the intruder, he jumped" "Nordmøre TV News apologizes for showing the faces of students at Overlook College in our previous report." "We are therefore showing an updated photo of alleged ringleader Yao Ming." "Girls, stop dreaming away at that TV set!" "Get to work!" "If someone had crept in to my daughters like that," "I'd fucking kill the lot." "If they turn up here, I'll fucking take them down a peg or two!" "God, what a shithole!" "Relax, we'll just pick up some food and go." "Excuse me?" "Where the toilet?" "I'm taking a 5 minute break." "Hello tiger!" "My God, who the fuck are you?" "Oh yes, talk dirty to me!" " Is that your food?" " Yes, it'll fill me up nicely." "What do you want, bad boy?" "Uh, I'd like this, and a coffee to go." "Coffee coming up!" "It's on me!" "Wow, nice people here!" "Made any grad knots with some underage girls lately?" "We don't like grads here, OK?" "We're not grads!" "You're wearing grad clothes!" "Yeah, guess you're too smart for us." "You have a good mouth for talking." "Are you as good taking punches in it?" "You know, Ronny here, he lost his licence for life due to violence?" "And Arnt Einar kicked a guy in the head so many times his eyes popped out." "We've sacrificed all, and we are going to the grad event tonight to party and to fuck, and you fucking rednecks won't stop us, UNDERSTOOD!" "Yeah, beat it!" "You slobs!" "Badass Truls!" "Yao Ming, oh my God!" "You really missed something!" "So, you're hoping to fuck at the grad festival tonight?" "Heh!" "It's just something I said..." "You're talking to the police." "The police!" "Police, my ass!" "If you were a real policeman, you'd have arrested those grad brats a long time ago!" "Hey, Anus, relax!" "OK?" "I've got it under control." "You can't control shit!" "We agreed to keep this local." "Now we're filler news all over the country!" "The festival doesn't start until tonight in Stavanger." "Relax, we've got plenty of time." "My God!" "I'll pick them up round the next corner, OK?" "Hello?" "Take a left here." "We're going on E39?" "Straight to the grad festival?" "Turn off here, I say!" "What's happening?" "Why did we turn off?" "Haven't a clue." "Ask Nancy Drew here!" "There he is, goddamn it!" "Stop the bus!" "What's Up?" "Shit, we must go help her out!" "Out of the question." "What?" "Why?" "Markus, don't you see?" "Why did Caroline suddenly want to go on this trip?" "Miss Popular at school." "Never glanced at losers like us before?" "She's here to check up on that asshole Tommy!" "So why's he here?" "Hello?" "Look at what he's wearing!" "He's going to the grad festival to date-rape some girls." "Caroline's here to stop him!" "She's so in love with that jerk!" "She's just used us all the fucking time to get a free ride down here!" "I know Caroline, OK?" "You're making a big mistake." "My God, can't you see she's only been playing you?" "Shut up, Robert, you're just envious!" "The grad festival starts in a few hours." "Let's go!" "If you go there now, you're on your own!" "Oh Markus, you're my hero!" "Sorry, are you OK?" "I didn't mean to, I was just trying..." "Are you OK?" "Hey, brat!" "Sorry!" "Thought we had something going?" "Are you OK?" "My God, what a bitch!" "Good match for that Tommy guy, what a douchebag!" "Is it far to the grad festival?" "An hour, maybe." "Could I get lift with you?" "For fuck's sake!" "Not this, too!" "What's up?" "I think the celebration is over for the Russtheap." "Isn't that our bus?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Thank you very much, girls, but I need to get back to my friends." "Maybe I'll see you at the festival, then?" "Yes." "Perhaps we will!" "No, wait!" "I've got tons of condoms!" "Wait!" "Fuck, are you crazy, man?" "Ooooooooh!" "You're insane to jump off that ride!" "Go over and make friends!" "We have a grad festival to go to." "And you've promised me vagina!" "Hey." "Where's the other half of the happy couple?" "Sorry, Robert." "I should have known that Caroline was fake." "And I shouldn't have ditched my friends like that." "I was only going to..." "I'm sorry!" "Later." "You're not the first to be blinded by whoredust." "Get a room, homos!" "Hey, folks, come here!" "Come on!" "What the fuck are we waiting for?" "No, wait!" "We've got to arrive in Russtheap, reprezent, you know!" "Hell yeah." "The old heap deserves that much!" "Drive on, Vigdis!" "You called me Vigdis." "Well, isn't that your name?" "Sure." "We're there!" "We're at the festival!" "Why the fuck are they here?" "Why the hell are we being arrested?" "Stealing the cash box, and some other stuff we'll come up with." "That's not true!" "Goddamn it!" "Wouldn't go in there for a while!" "We haven't stolen the cash box!" "No?" "Can you prove it?" "What?" "Isn't it the other way around?" "Not as long as I'm the boss!" "Hello!" "Sit the fuck down!" "Or it'll be police brutality in your ass!" "Soon they've towed the goddamn bus here, then we'll find what we want to!" "The bus is here." "Hey, Sheriff, what are you doing?" "This is our jurisdiction, we'll search the bus, OK?" "Let them do their job." "I'm sure they'll do it well." "Fuck it, we were this close!" "It was as if I felt a fresh breeze like from an ocean of grad pussy in front of me." "This is nonsense." "We haven't stolen the cash box." "Think what a night we could have had at the grad festival." "Instead we've been arrested by these dickwads." "Sorry, folks." "Knowing headmaster Anus, we'll have to repeat the third year as well." "Everyone went because they wanted to, Markus." "It's not your fault it ended like this." "Gudrun Gundersen, what happened when the grad gang came to the diner?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Didn't you put it here, Steinar?" "Aha." "Hey, you!" "So you're convinced you're carrying the love child of the alleged ringleader, Yao Ming?" "Yes, I can feel the baby kicking already." "You gotta be fuck" "OK, enough!" "Where is the goddamn cash box?" "Hidden up your ass!" "Sheriff, we need to talk..." "Now the whole mood's ruined here." "OK, Sheriff, take it ea" "Grad time is over!" "You're not giving me a wedgie or throwing me into the shower any more." "Force me to wank off my little squirrel!" "Who does shit like that?" "God, how I hate you guys!" "Really intensely!" "I fucking hate you!" "Walking around, smiling and...drinking and ...having sex all the time, just thinking about yourselves." "Know what?" "Wait 'til you're 40." "Wait 'til you're 40 and alone." "I'll be coming." "We'll see how much fun that is." "Please, don't shoot me!" "Please!" "Shoot anyone but me!" "Shoot him, Yao Ming, he made us do everything!" "My God!" "A water pistol?" "A fucking water pistol?" "You thought it was real?" "Think I'm raving mad?" "What?" "What are you doing?" " You're a psychopath, man!" " What are you talking about?" "With that Sheriff and headmaster, what an asshole place Ødvåg must be!" "Hey, we're actually living in that asshole!" "Let's see..." "Bus to Ødvåg, yes." "Departs..." "Yes." "Never!" "So...no grad festival for us, then." "Folks!" "Does nobody remember what that junkman said?" "He'd never trade his grad time for anything!" "So, we didn't make the grad festival, but does it really matter?" "Who's experienced what we have done?" "Had a trip like ours?" "If graduation time is about having a cool time with your friends, our grad time has been kickass!" "Markus, we're really happy that you took us on this trip." "Very happy." "Friends?" " Yeah, baby!" " Friends!" "Where did you go?" "You're the grad celebrity!" " Who's that?" " My friends from Ødvåg." "Hi!" "Nice to see you!" "Do you need a ride?" " Yes, absolutely." "Come on!" " Jump in!" "We're live from Ødvåg, where the recently cleared graduates are greeted as heroes by the locals, and as we can see they can finally celebrate being grads!" "Helge Reiten for NRK." "A real happy ending!" "Thanks, Helge Reiten, our new reporter on the West Coast." "This bench is taken." "I said this bench" "Kristof?" "Thought you were in Afghanistan!" "Are you unfaithful TO THAT!" "?" "And it was like when I saw him, I felt my whole body just reacting." "It was..." "I had been waiting for him." "So you actually consummated your love?" "Yeah, in the toilet."