"I agree." "There is nothing more important than your eyes." "Hello." "Yes." "My grandmother had the same problem." "I'm glad you were home when I called." "Goodbye." "And God bless you too." " What a nice lady." " Who?" "Wrong number." " You blessed a wrong number?" " She called me..." " I thought you called." " I called back." "Well..." "There was a message on my machine, she thought I was her doctor." "What?" "I had to call back to tell it was the wrong number." "What?" " You're nicer than me." " No!" "Hey it's chicken!" "I never call back wrong numbers!" "But it was an old lady." "She lives alone, her husband died, and her three sons are far and never visit her." "Ok, it's sure." "Now people will say:" ""Oh Isobel is so sweet." "You met her friend, the bitch?"." " You are nice!" " No." "Ok, listen:" "you're on your way to work." "You see an old lady and... well..." "you're on your way to work." "You see an old lady and... well..." " With a heavy suitcase." " Not my problem." "Ok, it's a big couch." " Don't care." " She has a baby!" "Can't help." "She's pregnant." "Someone else will help." " It's raining!" " Not my fault!" "Ok, we should stop here." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 2- Beauty and the Model" "Around Christmas time, Strasbourg is well known for its lights," "Santas in the streets, and the Christmas market." "Around Christmas time, the human being is known to forget any problem and concentrate on a simple day." "This fragile flame called Christmas spirit can be blown in a second." "Just one blow and a merry Christmas becomes a bad year." "This day, Isobel asked us to eat with her, but stayed silent." "I have to tell you something." "Who's dead?" "No one." "Everyone is dead already." "Your grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt, cousin, and last week, your dog." "It's like bad excuses for high school." "And next your hamster will eat your homework?" "No one is dead!" "Why are we here?" "I'm seeing someone." "That's cute." "I see someone too." "It's called "the view"." "Not that!" "There is someone in my life!" "But why are we here?" " I need your opinion." " For?" "Well, you know, to know if it's "the one"." "Cause if you go out with her..." "You go out with her friends." "Hold old is he?" "He's a little forty." "There is no little or big forty." "You just say he is mature." " What's his job?" " Model." "A straight model?" "The entire world is not gay." "The entire world IS gay, but don't know it." "Yeah, that's what I think too." "Before, being gay was cool." "But now everyone can be and it doesn't mean anything." " You talk like an old slut." " Well..." "Hey the old ladies!" "Focus on me." "When do we meet him?" "Tonight, I already told him you'll be there." "So we don't have a choice?" "I'll come." " Me too." " Seriously, it's good to have friends who listen to me." ""This update will update your computer"." "That's funny!" "What?" "Later this day, Johannes and I made our Christmas shopping." " We'll find something for Isobel?" " Sure!" " It's a client." "I'll answer." " Ok." "I was on my way to meet my worst nightmare." "Maykel Stone!" "Celia, my nemesis." "My main rival in Public Relations." "With her silent assistant, Conrad." "It's a pleasure to see you." "We know it's not true." " What about a Christmas break?" " Really?" " Yeah." " Ok." "I won't talk about donation, but I'm working with an organization that restores the facades of oldest monuments." " Sounds important." "Here." " Thanks." "Now buy a hat for your decaying facade!" "I stepped right in her trap!" " I missed something?" " Just Celia." "I see." " Found something?" " No, there is another shop there." "As long as there is no Celia." "For diner, we were waiting on Isobel and her boyfriend." " She's late." " Five minutes!" " A lot can happen." " Not that fast." " I know some guys..." " Who cum fast?" "And those who don't suck." "How many exes do you have?" "Strasbourg is not big enough for them." "That much..." "You fucked all Strasbourg?" "No..." "Well..." "I fucked everyone here." " Not me!" " Right." "So maybe we fucked the same guys?" "Could happen." "Isobel was right." "We are three old sluts." "You were right..." "He's gay!" "I even met his boyfriend!" "Am I really a fag hag?" "I saw nothing!" " You'll find another!" " Another gay?" "You understood." "Hey, here is for you." "Merry Christmas from us." "Thank you!" " For you." " Thanks!" " Oh it's..." " You can change it." "Thank you." "Stronger than the Christmas spirit, is a voice that helps you everyday." "The voice that can make you smile." "And this voice is the one of your friends." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"