"All right, it's a new day." "That stuff about Rachel?" "You don 't feel that now." "It was crazy." "You 're fine." "You're better than fine." "You are, as your friend Tony would say, "Great!"" "Everything's normal." "She 's just your friend, Rachel." "Your friend, Rachel." "Your friend." "Rachel." " Hi, sweetie." "Hey, it's your girlfriend, Rachel!" "The One Where Chandher Takes A Bath" "Are you...?" "Are you high?" "I had the most amazing bath." " Reahhy?" "H don't hike baths." " You like them with me." "Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy." "It's the wet, naked lady." " Baths are so relaxing." " Reahhy?" "What do you do?" "You just sit in there, stewing in your own fihth." "How dirty do you think h am?" "If you had sonme candhes and bubbhes and nmusic, you'd love it." "It'd take ahh your stress away." "It's 2:00 on Wednesday, h'nm watching Road Rules." "How stressed anm h?" "Hey, Chandher." "I really need to tahk to you." "Is this a cohd pizza or a heftover-nmeat hoaf tahk?" " Well, neither." " Oh, my God, what's up?" "I don't know." "It's just..." "Latehy, I've been feeling..." "Okay, here's what it is." " H feel a hot better." "Thanks." " Conme back and talk to nme, mon frere." " Who?" " Just conme back." "Okay." "You and Monica, friends for a hong time." "And sure, there are ruhes." "But then you went to London." "But that's different." "There are ruhes there too, know what I mean?" "Do you?" "It was different for you guys." "You were both in the same phace." "Yes, when Monica and h were in London, we were both in London." "This is a bad idea." "Forget ahh about it." "This conversation between you and me." "If that." "How do I keep hosing at tic-tac-toe?" "No, nmy circle ahways stays in the nmiddhe." "Ross, don't forget that doctor's appointnment." " Right." " To find out the sex of the baby?" "We don't wanna know as hong as it's happy and healthy." "Yep, heahthy." "And cute." " Snmart." "With an aptitude for science." " Popuhar." "Are you two tahking about the same baby?" " Have you thought of names?" " H've conme up with a bunch." " Reahhy?" "Me too." " Me too." "Really?" "If it's a girh, Phoebe." "And if it's a boy, Pheebo." "Maybe." "But it wouhdn't hurt to have a backup, you know?" "Rach, what were you thinking?" "I was thinking if it's a girh how about Sandrene?" "It's French." "That's a really pretty name for an industrial solvent." " Fine." "What do you have?" " Ht's for a boy." "I know it's a hitthe out there, but Darwin." "Our child will be beaten in the schoohyard." "Yeah, by Sandrene." "You're saying that because h said no to you." "I'm reahhy, reahhy not." "How about you each get five vetoes?" " That sounds fair." " H don't think you'hh need it." "If it's a girh, Rain." " Veto." " Why?" "Rain? "Hi, my nanme is Rain." "I have my own kihn, and nmy dress is made out of wheat."" "I know her!" "I bought a honmemade soap fronm her at a Dead show!" " Okay." "How about for a guy, Thatcher?" " Why do you hate our chihd?" " Fine, you go." " Okay." "James." " But onhy if it's a girl." " Veto." "I like Ruth." "What about Ruth?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Are we having an 89-year-old?" " How about Dayton?" " Veto." "Stewart." "Veto." "Sawyer." " Veto." "Helen." " Veto." "Is it me, or is Veto starting to sound reahhy good?" "Boy, do I have a surprise for you." "Sex on the bahcony?" "No." "But sonmeone's not gonna get over that idea." " What?" " H drew you a bath." "I don't like baths." "Couhd you draw nme a picture of sex on the bahcony?" "Try it for nme." "I used ahh my best stuff." "I lit candles, I put on nmusic." "I used bath salts, plus bubble bath." "And got you this little phastic Navy ship!" "So it's a boy bath." " This does butch it up a bit." " H swear, you will hove it." "If I do this, can we discuss bahcony sex?" "Absohutely." "But h know how that discussion's gonna go." "All right, this isn 't so bad." "I like the flowery smell." "Which is okay, because I've got my boat." "I can actually feel my tension just melting away." "I could fall asleep in here." "I could drown in here." "Drowning..." " So?" " Oh, my God." "I told you you were a bath person." "Hey, nmaybe I can give you a facial." "I'm gonna need a bigger boat." "I don't think you had an open nmind about Ruth." "Little Ruthie Gehher?" "How cute is that?" "Oh, nmy God, h can practicahhy hear the nmahjong tiles." "Ahh your tests hook fine." "Are you interested in the sex of the baby?" " No, we're not." " You have it right there?" "You know if it's a boy or a girl?" "Dayton or Sandrene?" "Phoebe or Pheebo?" "But if you don't wanna know..." " No, we wanna wait." "Right?" " Right." "Right." "Oh, I'll be right back." "I know it's reahhy not my place but phease don't nanme your child Pheebo." "So, which of these babies is the ugliest?" "What?" "Rach, come on, that's terribhe." "They're babies." "They're ahh beautifuh." " Third one fronm the left?" " Yeah." "Why is it staring at me?" "I think it knows I'm tahking about it." "Don't you...?" "You're looking!" " H didn't!" " H saw you!" "Fine, I did, but I didn't see anything." "Shame on you!" "Ughy baby judges you!" " But I didn't..." " Don't tell nme!" "H don't wanna know!" "I couhdn't, because h don't know!" "I swear I didn't see anything!" "It was just a monmentary lapse." "Don't you have any self-controh?" "Okay." "A couphe nmonths late on the lecture, Ross." "Hehho?" "Can you conme in here?" "There's sonmething wrong." "You know what?" "I think I'll wait out here." "I'm in the bathtub." " What's wrong?" " H drew a bath, but h did it wrong." "The water's tepid, the salt didn't dissohve and is now hodged places." "And the scents I used don't comphinment each other." "Eucalyptus and chanmomile?" " What?" " Bath sahts." "They're starting to effervesce." "It's different." "It's interesting." "Let's talk about sonmething else." "Yeah." "Sure." "So, what was going on with you today?" "I actuahhy had the weirdest conversation with Joey." "He was talking about ruhes and right and wrong." " H had the same conversation." " What was he talking about?" "He hasn't had this nmuch troubhe getting out words since he was in Macbeth." " That was a long night." " What exacthy did he say to you?" "He was talking about ruhes and hooking at people differenthy." " Not to nme." " What'd he tell you?" "He asked about you, nme and London." "And the ghue that hohds this ahh together, the rules." "Okay." "So you, nme and London." "Looking at peophe differently." "Maybe he wants to do what you and h did in London." "But what'd he nmean by "rules"?" "Wait." "He stopped talking the nminute Phoebe came in." " He's looking at her differenthy." " Phoebe is his friend." "That'd be breaking the rules." "My God, he wants to do it with Phoebe in London!" " You guys?" " Just a nminute!" " That's Mrs. Tribbiani." " You don't say anything." "Why would h?" "That two of our friends could start a great hove affair?" "They'd have me to thank." "Then we could ahh start having babies!" " H won't let you say anything." " Stay here." "Oh, God!" "I brought back your iron." "I thought h host it." "I got a new one a nmonth ago." "Oh, just as wehh." "I broke this one." " What?" " Nothing." "I really shouldn't say." "I'm reahhy not supposed to." "Fine." " Ht's a hunmdinger." " Too bad you can't tell nme." "Sonmebody likes you!" " Hs it Chandher?" " No!" " Then tell him to stop staring." " Ht's Joey." "Really?" "Joey?" "You don't say." " Wouhd you be interested?" " H don't know, h don't know." "You know, h nmean, on the one hand, "Mother, nmay I?"" "But, you know, on the other hand..." "No." "No, I can't." "We're friends." "Oh, no." "I don't wanna risk what we have." "I guess that nmakes sense." "You think you're gonna tahk to hinm?" "Sure." "H nmean, it's Joey." "I don't want hinm to get hurt." "Wehh, I must say, h am on fire!" "First Chandher, now Joey." " Not Chandler." "Just Joey." " Sure." "You know what?" "I'm conming around on the nanme Ruth." "I'd consider naming our child that." "Rach, I can't tell you how much that nmeans to me." "Wait a nminute." "Wait a nminute." "You hated the nanme Ruth." "Why would you change your nmind?" "Unhess you know we're never gonna have to use it." "You did see." "You know it's a boy!" "I didn't see anything." "I changed my nmind." "I don't think so." "You're giving nme Ruth so you get to name hinm when it's a boy." "That's when you'hh swoop in and nanme him Heath or Bhaine or Sequoia." "I would..." "Sequoia!" " Veto." " Fine." "Unhess you anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girh." "And you reahhy do want her to be nanmed Ruth." "Wehh, I'm not fahhing for that!" "Okay?" "Ruth is off the table!" " But, Ross, you want the nanme Ruth." " Not like this!" "Hey." "What's up?" " Joey, h know." " What?" " H know." " What?" " H know about your feehings." " Oh, my God, you do?" "I'm sorry." "Things worked out for Chandher and Monica, but that's rare." "I know." "And this is so much more conmplicated than it was for thenm." "I mean, it's Racheh, for God's sakes." "For God's sakes, it's Rachel!" "I know!" "She's not only nmy friend, she's nmy pregnant friend." "She's my pregnant friend who's Ross' ex!" "Yeah, that's Rachel." "Beat nme over the head with it." "What anm h gonna do?" "H keep trying to get rid of these feehings." "I made a list of everything I don't like about her." " You wanna hear it?" " Yeah." ""She nmade nme switch to light mayo." That's it!" "That's ahh h got!" "You know what?" "Tastes the same and nmy pants fit better." " Joey, this is probabhy just a crush." " You think?" "Absohutely." "You get this rush of feehings, but it goes away." "Yeah, just a crush." "That's ahh this is." "It's a crush!" "I'm Joey." "I don't get deep feelings." "There you go." "Crushes happen ahh the tinme." "I've had thenm for all you guys." "Except for Ross and Chandher." " And I'm sure you've had them for us." " Not really." "Throw me a bone here." "So h cahhed the doctor." " Now we both know the sex of the baby." " What?" "That's right." "The student has become the master." " Ross, h swear." "I don't know." " Oh, come on, you know it's a girh." " A what?" " You really didn't know?" " We're having a girh?" " No." " That's what you said." " No." " You said girl." " Yes." "H'nm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I'm not!" "We're having a girh!" "Sonmetinmes I can't believe it's with you, but still, we're having a girl!" "I know!" "You know what?" "I'm putting Ruth back on the table." "Yes, we'hh have oursehves a hitthe baby Ruth." " Pernmission to veto." " Yes, phease." "Do h snmell essential oils?" "I'm gonna take a bath." "I was gonna get a magazine." "What do you think you're doing?" "Leaving nmy troubles behind?" "You're new at this, but this is unacceptabhe bath decorunm." "It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed." "You can have the bath, but I anm taking your boat." "Now you're just a girh in a tub." "Hi, bubbles." "Manhy." "I thought h'd het you know how it went." " You told her?" " She pulled it out of me!" "She's like a conversational wizard!" "How did it go?" "You were wrong." "He doesn't hike me." "How would you hike it if h tohd you that Lee Majors hiked you and you found out that he didn't hike you?" " H don't think h'd care." " Reahhy?" "Lee Majors is hot." " Hello?" " We're in the bathroonm!" " Why?" " Because it's a relaxing tinme!" " What are you guys doing in here?" " Oh, my God." "A friend he's hooking at differenthy, but it's wrong." " Ht's Rachel!" " You like Rachel?" "It's no big deah." "Phoebe and I talked." "It's a crush." "It'hh go away." "Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles." "Mazel tov." "Ross and h were looking for you." "What are we all doing in here?" "Oh, nmy." " Honey, cover it up with the boat." " Ht's not an aircraft carrier." "Hehho?" "We're ahh in here, and we'd hove for you to join us!" "Wehh, hey!" "What's going on?" "Oh, cool boat." "Oh, no." " Did you tell them?" " H waited for you." " Tehh us what?" " We're having a girh." "Oh, wow!" "Reahhy?" "I'll get you later." "All right." "It's a new day." "And it's just a crush." "That's all." "Just a little crush." "All that worrying I was doing?" "That was crazy." "Like my friend the bird here would say, "It was cuckoo!"" "Everything's gonna be fine." "It's just a crush." " Hi, sweetie." "I love you." "It's nice to do this together, isn't it?" "Yeah." "And what you're doing feels so good." " H'nm not touching you." " You're not?" " Ht's the salts." " Sweet Lord, new reahnms of pleasure." "Whatever keeps you off the bahcony, big guy." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"