"." "Geordie Shore are going on holiday." "We're staying in a posh house." "We've got to look after it." "We're going to have this time  of our lives." "Going to Magaluf." "Gonna shag a scruff." "I'm so excited to go to Magaluf  with all eight of us." "The eight family, the Geordie family  come together to smash it up!" "Gonna go and get smashed,  gonna be cracking on with birds." "New me, new hair." "When you split up with someone  you always get new hair." "There's literally no girls left  in Newcastle, so where better than Magaluf?" "Charlotte and Gary split up." "It's never gonna happen again." "There'll be massive kick offs cos by the end,  everyone was on their last nerves." "Vicky and Jay hate each other." "Not gonna happen." "It's a massive divorce party  in Magaluf." "We are on rebound." "Magaluf!" "House sitting in paradise?" "Piece of fucking piss." "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge." "I should have a degree  in pulling women." "I never kiss a guy with no six pack." "The hardest graft I do is my hair." "I can talk the legs off a donkey." "Dress to impress, that's me." "I'm fit, I'm flirty  and I've got double Fs." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "Why-aye!" "The holiday starts now, innit." "Ah..." "Magaluf." "This is where it happens." "Tap, tap, tap!" "Just like anywhere you go on holiday, like, lads go on holiday  to bang birds, just to get mortal and just have a mint time." "Apart from some girls go on holiday just to sunbathe  and chat around the pool." "Fuck that." "I want to find some slags." "Birds will be fucking wild out here,  man." "Game as fuck." "Game's me middle name." "At home I wine, dine girls." "But on holiday it's different." "We're going to party, pull girls." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Greg, you're going to fucking crash!" "I just want it to be a lads' holiday." "I want us four to go out  and absolutely smash it." "What's your plan with Vicky then  cos it ended a bit shit, didn't it?" "Plan with Vicky, erm, nowt." "Fuck her." "Me and her are like, nowt's ganna happen." "Me main regret is getting involved  with Vicky." "It caused loads of arguments." "Everyone else was getting involved and it was pissing them off as well." "Hey!" "Vicky, pack it in!" "We didn't say goodbye  properly to be honest." "Since we've come out the house  there's nothing there whatsoever." "I'm free and single  and ready to mingle." "Where's Gaz?" "Where the fuck actually is Gaz?" "I reckon Gaz'll be coming later." "Rocking up with Charlotte?" "(laughs)" "Get to the airport, half asleep,  tired in the morning." "Who's standing there? "Hiya, Gary!"  Charlotte." "I was like, oh!" "I'm nervous about going on holiday  with Gary." "I don't want to share a room  after last time." "I don't even want to be in the same  room as you, or anywhere near you." "It all ended on, like..." "I mean, what did it end on?" "Like, I wasn't talking to him and, like, nothing has been  spoke about since really." "Anywhere else, but not in  the fucking bed next to us." "Gary really pissed us off  what he did and I don't want to even give him  the time of day." "Fucking hell." "If we're not  sharing a room..." "Even if I was" "I wouldn't do that again, right?" "Charlotte!" "Fucking hell, man!" "I'm not that close,  it's just cos you're an idiot and you think I am." "Brake." "Gary has been going through  all of Sophie's friends." "He's got a list and he ticks it off,  a bit like Santa Claus when you deliver the presents." "Gary's dropping his presents off  all over Sophie's friends." "Watch the fucking car, Charlotte!" "(gasps)" "What did I just fucking say?" "!" "We've gotta house sit this villa." "We get a free holiday." "How hard can it get?" "I want to see Sophie,  Charlotte and Greg." "I like all them,  it's just the others" "I'm slightly apprehensive  about seeing." "I could go away to Magaluf,  get a tan, have fun, but I'm gonna have to be with  that bunch of bell-ends." "I don't want to argue with anyone,  I don't want to be fighting," "Just sometimes they make it  impossible not to." "I'm so apprehensive." "I mean, I love some of the people  in that house." "But I fucking hate some others." "Geordie Shore hit Magaluf!" "Yes!" "Hiya." "If I want to be sick on meself  or in the toilet, what better place to be  than Magaluf?" "Yeah!" "Oh, shit, they're stopping." "It's all about just  pulling the lads," "I'm just going to be snogging  the face off them in clubs, grinding dirty, in my bikini,  just go crazy." "This is so scary." "Oh, my God, I'm so nervous." "I was a bit naive of the fact that  a lot of people were saying things behind my back  and I didn't have a clue about it." "Like, I knew there was some reason  why I couldn't bond with a lot of people in the house  and obviously that was the reason because they were slagging me off  behind my back." "Coming to Magaluf, I am not leaving." "I left twice last time, this time  it's going to be totally different." "If I do leave now, it'll be forever." "Straight on." "It's a zebra crossing!" "Get me to this fucking villa,  very quickly." "I dunno how I feel about Gary." "I don't like him any more." "But then I mean, if I'm with him for long period  of time again, what if..." "Oh, I dunno." "I'm so confused." "I don't, I don't like him, no." "I think it's just weird now," "I think nothing would ever happen  anyway cos..." "Cos I don't like you." "Aye, it just wouldn't happen,  though." "It would feel weird." "Like, thinking about kissing you now  is weird." "Do you not reckon?" "Yep." "I think I could pull Charlotte again  if I wanted to." "You know for a fact  that you would try and touch me." "No, I wouldn't." "You would." "No, I wouldn't!" "I wouldn't have time to touch you." "In Magaluf you should pull a girl  a night, standard." "There'll definitely be  no me and Gary." "That is it." "Hello?" "Shit, am I first?" "It's so good!" "It is fucking mint." "I've never seen anything like it  in my life." "I'll dance on chairs,  do whatever I want." "I'll probably roll around  in my own sick." "I don't care, I'm just going  to have the best time of my life." "Yep, this one, this one." "My bed." "I feel like so happy being in first,  like." "I feel as though I've got a chance  to look around." "When everyone comes in  I can say hello." "This time is definitely going  to be better." "(doorbell rings)  (screams)" "Hi, Chicky." "Hi, boobs!" "How are you?" "Holly, you've got red hair!" "I know!" "Holly opened the front door,  she's got red hair!" "I was like, whoa!" "She looks really nice, really well." "We've got a never-ending swimming  pool." "Infinity pool." "A la garden." "Shit!" "This is lovely." "When we've finished with it, I don't  think it'll be luxury any more." "Dirty condoms,  dirty socks kicking about." "Right, me, you and Char in here." "Why is there just bread?" "Best thing about me arrival  is this house." "Worst thing about the arrival  is the fucking loaf in the fridge." "Get that fucker out  and get that alcohol in." "I really wanted a drink." "I'm really pissed off  there's no fucking drink." "Me too." "(horn honks)" "Shit." "Wow." "I turned up and I just seen  this footballer's crib." "I seen the big doors,  I was like, oh my God." "Welcome!" "Looking back on what I said  to Holly, erm, I do regret it a bit." "I thought ye were alreet but now  you're back you've done me head in." "Forget about what happened  in the Geordie Shore house." "Everyone has a fresh start." "I came to the door  and seen some red-haired girl." "I thought they've got strippers here  or something." "You all right?" "She's just trying to impress  a couple of wuh." "It's not working on me." "Ooh!" "They were like,  ah, this is the new shag pad." "Big double bed." "Aye, this could get used like, but then we counted  the rest of the beds and there was only seven." "So, hold on, there's eight of us." "Right, stop here." "Stop, stop, stop." "We're here!" "Bosh, bosh, bosh!" "Bosh, bosh, bosh, bosh!" "How do I open the boot?" "(all shout / scream)" "Holly is this new person." "She's like this red-headed tomato." "She's just like this big  cherry tomato in me face." "And it looks really good." "Ah, Jay!" "When I got there they went,  you've got your own room." "I'm like, you're putting me  in me own room?" "Is this my bed?" "In the room what Sophie and Holly  was in there was only three beds, and obviously I'm there." "I feel crap because if I take this bed  where's Vicky going to sleep?" "I feel so bad about it." "I had to take it." "I just had to take the bed." "I'm taking me eyelashes out." "(laughter)" "(doorbell rings)" "There's that same familiar sound,  the doorbell of doom." "And I thought, oh my God, it's Vicky!" "Hello." "I'm Marc." "Hi." "How are you guys?" "I open the door and I'm like,  Vicky's changed." "He was who we're house sitting for." "The man was like a Greek God!" "How are you?" "I think I got a little wide on." "Well, I'm Marc." "All you have to do  is look after this place." "Keep it tidy, right,  and keep it safe." "Safe means one of you  has to stay here at all times." "So that means when we're gan out  on the piss, somebody's got to stay here  by themselves." "That's his rule." "Is he fucking mad?" "OK, so please  just stick to the rules." "We can't piss the boss off." "He's the only reason we're here." "We can't fuck this up." "Guys, thank you, see you later." "Fuck that idea." "We're not doing this,  we're going out tonight and all of us are going out." "Who wants to babysit a house?" "I'd rather get pissed." "Coming to Magaluf was like  a big decision for me." "I was just really in two minds whether this was the right thing  for me to do or not." "And in the end, I manned up  about it and realised that, why not come out  and have fun in the sun." "We're kind of going out  and Vicky's not here so that's already been decided." "And then like, there's this house  rule about how someone has to stay in the house at all times." "And  it seems like that's not happening." "First night out, massive night out,  I was buzzing, me." "It's like... walking into heaven." "(cheering)" "Come on, one more, one more!" "I'm single, I'm in Magaluf, I'm  getting drunk, I'm just going crazy." "Me and the lads are talking about  all the birds we're gonna get." "Back in Newcastle I was just like  all caught up and involved with Vicky and now I've come here  I'm just enjoying it." "I've got no connections, I'm just  doing what any single lad would do." "There's only one thing on my mind  tonight, and that is pulling." "Fucking hell, he's going to  start strangling me next, get a bit of bondage going on." "I spent most of that night  with me mouth open in shock." "Holly is now officially a lesbian." "And I walk into the shag pad  and there's a body lying there," "I'm like, what the fuck?" "I get  Jason practically on top of us, and some lass lying next to us." "Fat ****." "It's hurtful coming from Gary." "I wouldn't mind  if it was anyone else." "But it does start to get to us  a tiny little bit." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "Why-aye!" "." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "Why-aye!" "Marc the boss said one person's  got to stay in at all times which is a pain in the arse." "But tonight's the first night out  so, fuck it, we're all going out." "Apprehensive about Vicky turning up." "I don't know if she's gonna kick off." "But I'm single and I'm not getting  involved with Vicky this holiday." "As soon as we got in,  "The Geordies are here!"" "Got us up on the stage." "Everyone's on the bar dancing, and all of a sudden it's like  we have to do sex positions." "I got paired up with Holly." "I was like, oh my God,  she's going to love this." "It was a bit awkward for me like." "Wasn't enjoying meself." "Had to show what I was capable of  in case there was other girls in the crowd wanting a bit." "Fucking karma sutra." "And James, he just goes for it." "In the house in Newcastle,  I had like five nights in a row, where all I dreamt about was like  having sex with James." "Us being on the stage  it was just like a taster of what he had to offer." "I think  I wouldn't mind banging James, like." "Jay was absolutely smashing the fuck  out of this girl." "If I was Vicky I would have been  so pissed off." "Walked into an empty villa,  which I didn't expect." "This is more like it." "Absolute bomb-site." "There's only three beds  in the girls' room and there's one spare room." "What's going on  and why haven't I got a bed?" "I could never be disappointed  in seeing Gary doing anything sexual." "It's just expected and did you  see her?" "She wasn't that nice." "Which is also expected from Gary." "Me and Charlotte, it is over." "There's nothing happening." "If you see someone you've been with  in the past, kissing someone and going home  with them, it might be a bit weird." "It doesn't bother us but it pisses us off that  Jay and James will look over and are thinking,  "It's getting to Charlotte,"" "but it's not getting to us." "It  doesn't bother us what Gary's doing." "It doesn't bother us." "Every lad wants to go out  and pull a bird and bang, so do it." "He knows he can't get you  so he's getting a Magaluf banker." "We're in BCM and a manager  comes over and is like," ""Who wants to be a judge  of this wet t-shirt competition?"" "Birds just keep coming on,  getting their tops off, boobs are out and we've got  to score them, it's mint." "I can't believe what I'm seeing." "I spent most of the night with  me mouth open in shock and horror." "White t-shirts, getting their tits  out, and what do you know," "Holly's fucking straight in." "I've watched these wet t-shirt  competitions before, and I always said when I get  a boob job I'll be on that stage." "Perfect opportunity." "I'm really impressed with Holly  actually, cos she's been herself, she came out her shell,  she's totally changed." "Me and Sophie were like,  what the hell?" "They proper snogged each other  so we were like 10, 10, 10, 10!" "Holly is now officially a lesbian." "That's right,  she's dumped her boyfriend, she's a red-head lesbian." "There's not one bit of me that  wants to leave, I just feel like, we're a big family and like  I don't feel left out or lonely, whereas before I did  and I'm here for good now." "I just want to stay forever  with them." "I love them." "The cot on the landing  isn't even made up with bed linen." "It's not even in a room,  it's on the landing." "You know what I mean?" "I'm not sleeping there." "The only place left for me to go  is the shag pad." "And I don't give a fuck." "They can  find somewhere else to bang, because I'm sleeping in there  and there won't be any banging." "I'm going to try so hard to relax  and not lose me temper but there are some fucking pricks  in there who know just how to wind me up." "Magaluf." "Everyone calls it Shagaluf." "It's not  called Shagaluf for nothing." "Everyone has one thing in mind,  getting smashed and banging." "Caught this blondie in the corner  of me eye, didn't even hesitate," "I went over." "Necking on with her." "All night I was with Charlotte." "I look to the left,  Gary's kissing a girl." "All she's done is watch Gary  do whatever he's done to girls." "Gary feels the need to bring  someone home every night cos he's got to prove something,  cos without that he's nothing." "I pulled what I thought, or what  they told me, were fucking sisters, so I was just teased to fuck  with this one, like." "Sisters, man." "Shut up, man." "All I want to be doing  is banging birds." "I'm looking me best." "When Vicky turns up let's hope it's not going to be  fucking shit." "I was looking about  trying to find good-looking girls and there's literally none." "I seen one all right looking bird." "I went over,  started cracking on with her." "She was foreign, she couldn't speak  a word of English." "Tried to get her back  but I don't think she understood." "Should've started doing sign  language - me, you, aye, come on." "James keeps going on about  how he loves shagging, he loves getting his hole,  getting loads of fanny." "He's still not pulling!" "James is a good looking lad, he just  needs to take a leaf out of me book and just go for it." "Stop fucking worrying." "Nevermind girlfriend material,  we don't need it." "We need to smash as many birds  as we can." "Gaz pulled a stunner." "Probably the best in Magaluf." "Me and James need to start banging  soon, but as I say," "I go for quality, and there was  no quality out last night." "Oh my life, the pair of yees  are sisters." "My perfect night,  Gary just comes in, goes to bed, does the business." "Guilty." "Three and a half hours  we were at it." "That's gotta be a new record." "Them two were on my bed and I was  looking at them and I was like," "I'm going to jump in  with the pair of yous on the single bed and I was like,  there's nee chance." "So then I was like,  we'll go upstairs." "And before I can get me wits  about us, bedroom door comes bursting open..." "I walk into the shag pad  and there's a body." "I'm like, what the fuck?" "There's Vicky lying there." "I was like, "Vicky, haway, man."" "I get Jason practically on top of us,  and some lass lying next to us." "There's no fucking menage a trois  happening tonight, kids." "Get out me room." "Babe, where am I going?" "Taking the piss." "Jason's like, haway, let's go." "To his mobility scooter bird." "By mobility scooter bird,  I mean, good to ride, but you don't want anyone  to see you in public with one." "She would've been fucking pissed  off, I know what she's like." "In fact she was probably  fucking raging." "Who's sleeping in that guest room?" "Me." "Let me sleep in there." "Jay comes waltzing in. "Vicky, out  the bed, get out the guest room."" ""I need to sort the job out."" "If Jason wants to take those two... ..girls, in there,  then that's his business." "And I graciously gave him the room." "Nice one." "She's going to have to hear  the double dipping of the sisters." "This is going to be a bad night  for Vicky." "Vicky, in the Geordie Shore house,  she would have kicked up a fuss." "Now, I'm starting to see  a little bit change in Vicky." "You know, she was mad  but she held it in." "Jason, who I thought was a mate,  seems to have absolutely no regard for my feelings whatsoever." "Holidays are meant to be fun, I'm  not sure if it was the right decision for me to be going to Magaluf." "You pull some blonde,  natural pretty lass and you go home with her  and a KFC and then smash her and you're abroad." "It's the most perfect night ever." "I've heard about this three-hour  mammoth sex session that Gary had." "He does that with me sometimes,  and I'm just dying for him to come." "It gets boring as fuck after a while." "Not being involved with anyone  in the house is a massive weight off my shoulders,  know what I mean?" "I'm just doing what I wanna do,  do you know what I mean?" "Speaking to who I want to speak to and bringing back who I want  to bring back." "Since the whole Gary thing,  I'm just so confused at the minute." "I liked him inside,  but I didn't want to show that." "She is just a random girl,  she has no purpose." "I walked in on them  having a conversation, the girls, and shock, Vicky was bitching." "She's a nice lass." "She's done nothing wrong to me." "If there was a random boy  you'd probablies feel the same." "We'd take him under our wing." "Then slag him off behind his back." "We don't do that." "Liar." "Liar?" "Why are you calling us a liar?" "She is the most two-faced person  I've ever met." "If she's going to be funny with me,  I'm going to be funny with her back." "You slag every single person in the  house off behind their back." "When?" "All the time." "No, I don't." "I'm thinking, James,  you've got no chance," "Vicky will annihilate you." "So I'm sitting there and it's  like James is annihilating Vicky." "You've just called us  a fucking liar." "I said it cos you slagged me off." "But I'm not a liar." "You're griefing a bird, why?" "Cos she's better looking than you?" "Steal your spotlight?" "Normally she'd get up,  she'd swill him." "She'd maybe spit in his face." "You're fucking,  you look for arguments and you like being fucking "it"." "That's not true at all." "It is, like." "I think we should  stop arguing." "I agree." "I'm sorry if that's how you feel." "It's a total new Vicky." "She's not a psycho Vicky any more." "Do you reckon there's any jellyfish  in the water?" "(doorbell rings)" "Shit, shit, shit, it's boss man." "We went out and broke the rules,  but shit, he's here." "The boss is here." "And we know  there's gonna be consequences." "I said yesterday just keep one  person here at all times, all sweet." "I vouched for you guys  to look after the place." "We knew last night going out as  a group we were going to get in shit but we thought it was worth it." "On the basis that you blew out  that rule yesterday, two of you are going to have to  stay here tonight." "Who's it gonna be?" "Are yous gonna  let me go out on my first night?" "It is Vicky's first night." "I don't mind, I'll stay in." "It's Vicky's first night,  and she wants to be with the girls, so me and Gaz will take one  for the team." "Me and Gaz get on like a house  on fire anyway." "Nice one." "All right." "Bye." "My game plan is, tonight,  to get three birds back." "Try and sort Greg and Gaz out  for not being able to go out." "Gary and Greg are house sitting." "Losers." "I want to neck on,  everyone else wants to neck on." "It's just a fantastic situation  to be single." "I looked to the left and saw  this little blondie walking through and I was like, fucking hell." "Normally I'd gan for a brunette but I'm starting to like  the blondies at the minute." "So we're all thinking  we're gonna have a tash on, everyone's gonna be tashing on  left, right and centre." "But there's no-one to tash on with." "So slut of the year, fuck that." "I'm making amends." "Now, it's me, Virgin of the Week." "So what that means is,  any boy that approaches me, let me fight that temptation." "And let's go celibate." "Everyone's drunk,  we're all having a good time." "Vicky's back,  it's her first night out." "I think her and James had a little,  like, making up little moment." "We need to stop arguing,  I don't like it." "Don't worry about it." "Have a good night." "Don't worry." "Vicky!" "Vicky is like a new person!" "Vicky is so nice!" "I'm getting drunk already me,  I've just made friends with James." "I'm fucking mortal." "Once I seen this little brunette  I was just like..." "She had the best figure I've seen." "Little arse with little hotpants on, it's like,  you've got to come with me." "It was like, what are you doing,  are you coming back with me?" "She was like, "Ah, not tonight,  maybes tomorrow." Fucking hell." "I was dying to get her back." "He does pull girls,  but where do they go after he pulls?" "Home?" "Back in their own beds?" "Where does he go?" "Back in his own bed." "Tonight, Greg's staying in,  I'm staying in." "I'm not staying in Magaluf  and no girls, it's just daft." "So I give Danielle a ring,  obviously she'll stay," "I've still got a bit anyway,  so I'm winning all round." "I'll give you a call." "Have  a nice day, yeah?" "See you later." "I don't even  have to worry about anything." "Nothing's gonna kick off." "I know it's not." "Went to the beach,  to a cocktail bar." "It was full, it was busy." "I want it to be like  a lads' holiday." "I don't want the girls tagging  along with us, "Lads, lads"." "I think I've had enough of them  for a bit, like." "No offence." "Greg, do you think  I need to wear make-up when I come out during the day." "Not if you're sunbathing, but at a bar, aye." "What am I doing?" "Do I not know there's going to be  six-packs on the beach today?" "I know!" "Got to keep them covered like." "And I seen the fittest group of men  I've ever seen in me life." "And just like soldiers,  Sophie and Vicky march on to go and get their numbers." "What are yous doing?" "What are yous doing?" "Recovering from a four-day bender." "Are you?" "What are yous doing later?" "Don't know." "We've got a view,  with yachts and that." "Look at him." "You're all right looking." "Fucking hell, he's nice and all." "So where are yous gonna be later?" "Cos we'll have to meet up with yous." "Cheers, babe." "We'll give you a ring,  we'll meet up later or something." "We are fucking laughing right now." "Our lads, they are nothing compared  to these bronzed Adonises we've just managed to  fucking bag on the beach." "He's got bright blue eyes." "They're fit, yous missed out." "In the back of my mind,  I'm like, shit." "I've got to be  this Virgin of the Week, haven't I?" "Is this temptation going to get  too hard for us?" "Was there one for me?" "There's one for everyone." "I'm not house sitting." "Fuck that." "None of us are house sitting  tonight." "The fucking lads can." "It's absolutely clear that there's  just a divide in the house." "There's no family bond any more." "It's just the girls and the boys." "I know..." "We say we're going to, right?" "Shit!" "Yes!" "And we'll let them go  out, and we'll just go out." "Hopefully we'll get back sooner  and the lads will never know." "We'll be like, fuck yous." "And they think we can never ever  pull better lads than them?" "What's just happened?" "Game fucking on." "Who should stay in tonight?" "Me and Char." "Me and Holly." "Yous staying in tonight?" "The girls are like,  we'll stay in tonight." "Lads all looked at each other,  like, get in." "Lads' night out, what we want." "No worrying about these birds." "Just the birds we're gonna pull." "And we're like, yeah, Holly." "Me and you will do it." "We're not going to do it." "We're not going to house sit." "We're gonna go out." "We're gonna  pretend, but we're not gonna do it." "The lads are buzzing, excited." "First lads' night out, all together, we're gonna smash it." "We're ready to pull some worldies." "I think James is panicking." "He's like, "I'm not pulling"." "And we're doing all the shagging and me and Jay are steam rolling  at the minute." "I don't tend to go for  as easy girls as the rest of them." "I like a girl that's  a really good-looking girl, a little bit of class about herself,  not one dancing on tables, filthy." "Greg is panicking cos he stayed in,  didn't pull the first night." "I'll take Greg under this wing  and James under this wing." "We'll go down the strip, Greg pull,  James pull, all pull, a good night." "I'm concentrating on  getting them boys girls." "I don't graft for women,  they come to me." "I'm not chasing them,  taking their numbers." "I'll give you a call later." "No." "We're so excited." "All we can talk about is these lads." "How we're going to bring them back,  have a massive pool party." "We're like, "All right?"  They're like, "All right, girls?"" "I'm Charlotte." "Rico." "They look like they're loving us." "They didn't talk about  banging lasses." "They had their own, unreal banter." "I'm actually enjoying just having  the craic here, like." "I don't need sex with these boys." "Virgin of the Week is going  quite well at the moment." "What are the lads like about  these lot?" "They're so intimidated." "They're threatened by you." "This is gonna prove a point to the  boys." "We need to prove that point because they think we're not good  enough for anybody." "But we are." "I pulled one of the dancers." "Jay got a bird's number." "It was like that, come here,  neck on, dancing, come here." "From our point of view  it was perfect." "Usually pulling birds on a night  out, Newcastle, wherever I am," "I don't even try." "Like, it just happens." "But over here, I'm going to have  to start pushing meself more." "Just tell them how it is, "Right,  you're coming back with me."" "We probablies will end up  getting naked and I'll bang you." ""Are you up for it?"" "Fuck this,  I'm not hanging about any more." "Lets get to the strip club." "We're gonna pull some filthy birds." "Life couldn't be any better  at the minute." "Fuck me, I'm gonna live in Magaluf." "They bring six lads back." "The girls think  we're gonna pull these boys." "Fat ****." "I wish I never ever went  anywhere near Gary." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "Why-aye!" "." "." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "Why-aye!" "The girls are staying in." "First lads' night out, we're going  to get absolutely smashed." "Is this the best night of your life?" "It's stupid, it's stupid." "We arrive at the strippers  and we don't have to walk up, there's four strippers standing  at the door just waiting for wuh." "We get the champagne in,  looking to show off a little bit." "It turns into a porno." "We thought  we were going to strippers." "They were all over us,  the tits were out, they were taking our clothes off,  grinding on us." "Anything goes in these strip clubs." "All the girls, bras off,  rubbing them in wuh faces." "It's just mental." "Life couldn't be any better  at the minute." "Tits out, bottles of champagne,  and I'm thinking, fuck me," "I'm going to live in Magaluf." "I'd live in the strippers." "This plan is going so good right now." "The boys still think that  Charlotte and Holly are staying in." "When really we're not." "It's a girls' night out." "Soon all the girls are thinking  we're going to pull these boys." "I'm like, yeah, girls,  no matter what, I will help yous." "But I'm going to still stay a virgin." "I can kiss, I can play,  but I'm just not having sex at all." "Luke, with the denim top," "I really want him." "At this point I'm thinking, yeah," "I'm going to tash on with Luke." "And I see Vicky doing the smile  and the hair thing." "She's doing it to Luke!" "Man!" "Charlotte is going to get first-hand  experience of what it's like to come between me  and something I want if she wants the lad I fancy  tonight." "I'm going to have to get me bum out  a lot to try and win." "Because Vicky's face is stunning." "I'm going to walk back like this." "And I'm going to walk past him  and do this... yeah!" "I know that the man could be  getting stolen from my grasp." "So, I go and I kiss him on the face." "Still seeing these boys  I still get a little twinge but I'm still sticking to me ground." "Vicky is tashing on." "Well and truly lost." "I am so shit at pulling." "Fuck this shit." "Let's get fucking home." "Let's get a bloody pool party going." "The plan is to get back in the house  before the boys get back." "And then they'll never know  we didn't house sit." "They're gonna be so pissed off." "We decide to come back to the house." "We can't bring the worldies back." "They're working." "We're thinking the lasses  are back in the house, so we've got some scran." "Tonight has been the best night." "No drama." "All of a sudden we're like," ""It's a bit quiet isn't it?" "Where's the lasses?"" "I'll check and see." "They're not fucking in." "None of them are there." "Sly as fuck." "They're not even fucking in." "Any of them?" "None of them." "They've told us  that they're staying in so if Marc had come around,  it was dropping us in the shit." "That is shocking." "That guy  is going to bollock us again." "We stayed in  so they can have a girls' night." "They want to keep out of  my way when they get back." "They're going to bring lads back." "Let's get girls back." "Ring some lasses." "They fucked off out." "So we're like, right,  you know what, fuck this, why don't we just ring these birds  up and get them all round." "Your bird, Rihanna, Angel  and a mate for Greg." "We're gonna be in the pool, gonna be  drinking, we're gonna be banging." "(doorbell rings)" "Oh, hold on a second, Jay." "(loud chatter)" "Shit." "The boys are already home." "They bring six lads back." "I thought they were dads." "They were old enough." "I couldn't give a flying fuck." "Take the piss, man." "I'm better looking than  every lad in there put together." "Hands down." "None of that was jealousy." "It was just pissed off." "Stop fucking off house sitting." "I stayed in, Greg stayed in." "It's not fair." "The main reason they brought these  lads back is to get one over on us." "They think that we're going  to get jealous." "It was like they were going  out of their way..." ""We're having a party." "Fuck you."" "(shrieks)" "We were so loud,  we're rowdy cos we're so drunk." "We were like, we'll go to bed." "The pool is outside our room." "So it's like, "Be quiet."" "Shut up man, shut up man." "Just shut up!" "The only thing I could think of was running upstairs  and throwing clothes everywhere." "I was getting Charlotte's clothes  and throwing them." "The boys do their best to make  it seem like they're not bothered and you can tell what they're doing." "I know, I can read them like a book." "I'm not really bothered." "Whydon'tyousjustgoto bed?" "Every night!" "(they argue)  Every night, every night." "Every night yous fucking pull and we're not allowed  to bring people back?" "It's the fact you lied." "You fucking insecure ****." "Insecure?" "Insecure?" "I don't know why I'm so brave." "I've got a new lease of life." "Insecure?" "Fuck off, man." "Babe..." "No, why?" "Why?" "Fuck off, man." "Why are you being like that?" "Why are you hanging around?" "Go to sleep." "Do I do this when you bring  fucking girls back?" "Ugly mouth?" "Ugly fucking mouth?" "And he calls us ugly, and it's just  a bit hurtful coming from Gary." "I wouldn't mind  if it was anyone else." "But it does start to get to us  a tiny little bit." "Fat ****." "Maybe I'm just going to start to  wear me make-up a little bit more." "The things Gary shouted  and called her." "It was far too much." "Don't go too far with your insults." "So far not one girl  has brought anybody back and yous have been dominating  the situation." "What you're saying isn't fair." "Did you need two lasses, Jay?" "Did you need two?" "Aye." "No, you only needed one, Jason,  really." "I always had respect for Vicky but I think she's being  a little bit sly." "She is fucking changing her lie." "One night... one fucking night." "It's fucking fair, Jay." "You're supposed to stay in." "You're sly as fuck." "If you didn't want to stay in,  go fucking out." "You all agreed." "Go fucking out!" "I wish I never ever went anywhere  near Gary." "He's such an arsehole." "I don't know what anyone  sees in him." "To think that I, like,  for a little bit," "I actually really  started to fall for him." "Shh." "Cos the lads will kick off." "I had the best night of me life,  apart from the little altercation." "I popped back into the bank, me little cheque book,  and reopened the bank." "If anyone mentions the word banging,  I'll punch them in the face." "I'm having so much fun." "I want to neck on with all of yous." "I have to bang a bird." "Is that the first lass he's kissed?" "Virgin of the week out the window." "If a girl gets approached in power  hour, they're getting banged." "This villa is like a war zone." "Volcano Vicky is dying to erupt." "I'm sure your mam's proud." "Charlotte and Gary." "They're like Romeo and Juliet,  aren't they?" "."