"You can do this." "[answering machine] You have reached Walter White." "and the reason for your call." "Thank you." "[machine beeps] sighing] Third try." "please pick up." "so call me." "sweet sixteen." "Mom." "I thought you might sleep through it." "Ha ha." "[chuckles] I think your first big birthday decision is breakfast or lunch." "pancakes?" "Pancakes it is." "could you do me a favor?" "I forgot to get the paper." "Can you go out and grab it for me?" " Sure." " Thanks." "[Skyler] Surprise!" "It's from me and your dad." "huh?" "Mom." "It's" " It's great. this car just really stood out to me." "It's got a ton of great features-- and of course it is safe because I am still your mother. so you know what?" "Breakfast can wait." "You want to take it for a spin?" "m-m-maybe later." "I'm kind of starving." "let's-- let's get those pancakes going." "[Francesca] Saul?" "He's here." "Bad idea." "This is a bad idea." "Saul." "Send him in." "Mr. Beneke." "Saul Goodman." "Thank you for coming down." "Yeah." "Hi." "please." "I" "I don't really understand why I'm here." "Is it something to do with my creditors?" "Creditors?" "No." "I'll cut right to the chase." "I have some bad news." "lately." "Your great-aunt Birgit passed away." "who? eight years ago." "given that-- maybe this is good news." "[chuckles] are the primary beneficiary. so the estate's just been sitting while the folks over in the EU searched for a living heir. definitely no one who would name me in their will." "Well... here you go." "so that's probably why it took so long. but his having passed-- my condolences" "552.33." "Wow." "Where's the phenylacetic acid?" "They synthesize their own." "What?" "I don't" " I don't do that." "I get my phenylacetic acid from the barrel with the bee on it." "That's how I know how to do it." "What is he saying?" "We're working it out. the right way." "I speak English." "So you understand what asshole means." "asshole." "How long is it going to take you to get him what he needs?" "I don't know." "I have no idea." "Several hours at least." "I can wait." "Gives us time to talk about the state of this lab." "Don't you have standards?" "this place is disgusting. and only then we cook." "¿Comprende?" "Who do you think you are? no wonder." "You're lucky he hasn't fired your ass." "I suggest you stop whining like a little bitch and do what I say." "[Walt answering machine] You have reached Walter White." "and the reason for your call." "Thank you." "[machine beeps]" "Dad!" "You there?" "I'm outside." "Are you okay?" "I know you're home." "Your car is here." "which feels like something's gotta be really wrong." "I'm..." "I'm gonna have to call 911." "I don't know what else to do." "Dad?" "[sighs] Come in if you're coming in." "What happened to you?" "What happened?" "I got into a fight." "a fight?" "what fight?" "Are you going to talk to me here?" "[dialing] What are you doing?" "I'm calling Mom." "Don't do that." "I" "I appreciate that you're concerned." "I'm fine." "Just do not call your mother." "Why not?" "Because..." "I was gambling." "I just would-- so please... can we just keep this between us?" "Would you do that for me?" "Just keep it to yourself." "I don't understand." "How'd you get into a fight?" "And with who?" "I made a mistake." "And it's my own fault." "I had it coming." "it's okay." "It's all my fault." "I just" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Dad... come here." "it's okay." "[sobbing] Hey" " Hey" "It's okay." "it's-- it's okay." "Look at me." "Look at me." "It's okay." "It is." "Come on." "Come on." "It's okay." "how was your birthday?" "Good." "Get some rest." "Okay." "The new car?" "Did you drive it here?" "Yeah." "[sedated] That's good." "You like it?" "sure." "I do." "It drives great." "Jesse." "[growls] Yes." "Well done." "First of many." "Yeah?" "What's that mean?" "You're staying." "You belong to the cartel now." "You can't come to my work like this." "You're too recognizable." "Your face is plastered on every bus bench within a 5-mile radius." "just like everybody else." "I wouldn't have come if it wasn't important." "Okay?" "What is it? bad idea." "but it is better than prison." "Correct? which is why I disbursed the funds as you requested." "good." "I can't believe he actually bought it" "Great-aunt Birgit." "What?" "But you called it. it's kind of like highway hypnosis." "so what's the problem?" "Let's just say you and I and I pulled his credit report." "note the time on that." "3:54 p.m. yesterday." "Three hours after leaving my office." "He bought a Mercedes SL550." "500 down." "830 a month-- fully loaded. 300 that won't be going to the IRS." "loath as I am to say I told you so." "Where is he now?" "Hey." "How you doing?" "Good." "How are you?" "but your mother is going to be worried sick." "I called her last night." "I told her I was spending the night at Louis'." "It's cool." "So h-h-how are you?" "son." "I" "I-- and I made the brilliant decision to wash them down with a couple of beers." "but I'm fine." "I wish I could take back last night." "It was your birthday." "This shouldn't be on your mind." "It's okay." "it's not okay." "and I don't want last night to be-- you really-- you can't think of me like..." "Like what?" "I don't understand." "My father died when I was 6." "right?" "Yeah." "He had Huntington's Disease. leads to dementia." "It's just a nasty disease." "It's genetic. but I came up clean." "My father fell very ill when I was 4 or 5." "He spent a lot of time in the hospital." "My" "My mother would tell me so many stories about my father." "She would talk about him all the time. how he treated people." "I even knew how he liked his steaks cooked-- medium rare." "[both chuckle] Just like you." "I knew things about my father." "I had a lot of information." "It's because people would tell me these things. but it was a lie." "actual memory of my father." "It must've been right before he died. the chemicals." "It was as if they use up every single cleaning product they could find in a 50-mile radius... like they didn't want you smelling the sick people." "there was this stench of Lysol and bleach." "You could just feel it coating your lungs." "is my father." "He's all-- He's all twisted up." "she puts me on her lap." "She's sitting on the bed next to him so I can get a good look at him... but really he just scares me..." "and he's looking right at me... but I can't even be sure that he knows who I am. but the only thing I could remember is him breathing. like if you were shaking an empty spray-paint can." "Like there was nothing in him." "Anyway... that is the only real memory that I have of my father." "I don't want you to think of me the way I was last night." "I don't want that to be the memory you have of me when I'm gone." "R-Remembering you that way..." "wouldn't be so bad." "The bad way to remember you would be the way-- the way you've been this whole last year." "At least last night you were-- you were real." "You know?" "Bye." "Somewhere you should be? we will be up and running 100%." "you talk to your people and get back to me." "Okay?" "Tanya." "you bet." "Say hi to the kids for me." "Hey." "Hi." "Nice surprise." "What's up?" "see how things were going." "things are-- [chuckles] ...things took a turn." "It's kind of crazy." "yeah?" "I think the universe is trying to tell me something. and getting the business going again." "Wow." "[chuckles] so we should be able to get most of our old contracts back." "Sit down." "thank you." "that's-- that's wow." "[laughs]" "How is that even possible?" "I got a very unexpected cash infusion." "Guess someone's looking out for me." "I guess so." "Is that yours outside?" "you know." "Can't be driving a piece of crap to customer meetings." "You've got to present that successful image." "right." "So the IRS stuff-- that's resolved?" "it's in progress." "So you paid them?" "but I will." "When?" "it's not that simple." "here's the thing." "so I was thinking" "I should hire someone good who can maybe hammer out a better deal." "Ted. and you don't go to prison." "right?" "my priority is getting my business back and putting my employees back on the payroll so they can pay their mortgages." "but I think your employees would agree that you need to get your financial situation in control before you can help them." "IRS got you on commission?" "though I really do-- maybe the universe is telling you that you need to pay what you owe." "this is my money... and why are we having this conversation?" "by the way-- so I don't understand why you're hectoring me about this." "this affects both of us." "it doesn't." "you need to drop this. that you would do." "It is that simple." "Okay." "duly noted." "What does that mean?" "Ted." "I'll tell you what it means. you know-- but I'm done talking about this." "Ted?" "Great-aunt Birgit?" "That was you?" "Ja." "What is this shit?" "I don't get a vote?" "I'm supposed to just stay down here forever?" "or none of us are." "Now settle down." "On your feet." "Gustavo." "[Gus] This is your new employer." "You address him as Don Eladio." "It's a term of respect." "No." "Zafiro Añejo." "Gustavo." "Gracias." "Welcome to Mexico." "Now you say señor."" "Salud." "Salud." "Salud." "I don't." "Come on." "No." "Okay." "Gustavo..." "[speaking Spanish]" "[Waiter] Señor." "Make yourself useful." "Find a gun." "I hope the hell that works." "Take him." "Keys." "No." "No." "Okay!" "Okay." "Are you still with us?" "[panting]" "Go." "kid." "Come on."