"Hold the door Hold the door!" "Sorry about that" "It's just it's my parents' anniversary and I want to get up to the Rainbow Room before they do and my friend's moving a little slow Come on, Grace!" "She can't walk in heels" "She thinks she can but she can't" "Ok" "These shoes!" "How's a woman supposed to walk in these things?" "I blame "Sex in the City" for this" "I want it off" " Come on, help me" " Oh, I'm" " Ahh!" "Could you just hold it for one more second?" "I'd hold it, but you don't want to get near her feet" "Hey, hey, hey Wow, wow" "I asked you to hold it!" "What's the matter with you?" " What kind of person does that?" " Yeah." "You really blew it" "If you'd been a nicer person you could have had one of these" "More than that" "I once made out with a stranger in an elevator" "But now you can forget about it" "You still got a pretty good shot" "Will's parents are gonna love this cake, Kare" "Baker did such a good job" "I love the little scalloped edges" "Oh" "Those aren't scallops, honey Those are Rosario's teeth marks" "I finally had to hold her head like a can opener and let her go all the way around" "Made a cute pattern, though" "I hope there's someone cute on the elevator" "I'd love a deep, committed relationship for 30 floors or so" "Honey, we're not taking that elevator" "But this is the only one that goes up to the Rainbow Room" "Ubba dibba wubba dubba dubba dah gah gagga!" "We're takin' the stairs Come on!" "What are you talking about?" "Bad experience on that elevator" "Horrible!" "If my brain could still send signals to my face you could see the terror in my eyes" "Don't want to talk about it Don't make me talk!" "It's like 65 floors up!" "I ain't walking' that!" "Damn you!" "why don't I have my own money?" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º 4½ÃÁð ¿¡ÇÇ¼Òµå 18 (Cheating Trouble Blues)" "This matchbook isn't working Maybe we should move to another table" " No." "It's fine" " But it's wiggling!" "Here" "What are you gonna do with the other one?" "I used it already to wrap my gum in" "I'm sorry" "I just want everything to be perfect you know, for when I give them their gift" "Are you sure about this whole cruise idea?" "I mean, your parents can't stand being in the same room together" "Now you want to lock them on a boat for two weeks?" "Look, I know they've had their problems in the past but, lately, things have been different" "I'll believe it when I see it" "Oh!" "Oh, no, no." "No Stop." "Stop" "We're in public" "Oh, and your child is watching!" "Hey!" "George, Marilyn happy anniversary!" "Hey, hey, kiddo" "Give me a hug Not too hard" "I got a little Korean trainer who's mad at the world" "Can you believe that your father's working out?" "I've got to keep up with you" "Look at her, will you?" "She's the same size as the day I met her" " Show me your stuff" " Come on." "Get out" "Oh, we're going to check my wrap" " If we're not back in five minutes..." " Don't you come lookin' for us" "You see?" "With the touching and the grabbing?" "Yeah Wow" "The only way my mother could get my father to do that is if she hid the remote in her track suit" "Well, what do you think's gotten into those two?" "It's pretty obvious, isn't it?" "My father must have ended his affair with Tina" "You think?" "Oh..." "A married man ending his affair with his mistress and going back to his wife" "What is more romantic than that?" "Now, tell me what you see" " Be honest" " Ok" "Your left cheek is lifting nicely" "Ooh, your right one comes up to meet it, a nice kiss in the middle" "Oh, yeah Beautiful" "I give that ass an A-plus" "It's nice" "Uh, you may want to give it a lower grade" "I don't want my ass to get a big head" "Oh!" "Before we go up can you just do it one more time?" "Honey, I said no" "I did it for you four times before we left the house" "Please!" "Just one more time" "All right" "Liza with a "Z"!" "Oh, by the way, Will that guy that just made partner at my firm" " Brian" "He's gay" "Really?" "The Canadian guy?" "Oh, jeez, that was it" " Canadian" "He's gonna call ya anyway" " Oh, Will, stop tickling me" " I'm not tickling you" "Oh, I'm so sorry, Grace" "My goodness that's a thick stubble" "I thought that was George's leg" "Will was rushing me" " I didn't have time to" " Oh, don't apologize, darling" "I appreciate the feminist statement" "I went through that myself in the sixties burned my bra and everything" "Just made me feel hairy and saggy" "I think I rented that one:" "When Hairy Met Saggy" "Help me" "Ok, I can't wait any longer I've got to give you you present" " Ok, close your eyes" " All right" "And..." "Open 'em" "Tada!" "Oh, sweetheart you shouldn't have!" " It's so beautiful" " We love it" "Guys..." "Open the envelope" "Oh!" "William, a cruise Oh, golly, I can't believe it" "You're going to the South Pacific" "This is fantastic" "I've always wanted to go on a cruise and you know your mom likes any excuse to take anti-nausea medication" "Oh, my God Mar, look at this" "Lou Ferrigno's doin' Give 'Em Hell Harry in the Jubilee Theater" "Come on, Grace Let's go tinkle" "Um, heh heh..." "Marilyn, I'm a grown woman" "I think I know when I have to tinkle" "I have to tinkle" "Eh?" "I don't know what to say This is so-- so generous of you" "It's so thoughtful" "Makes me happy to make you happy" "Well, you know speaking of that h-how how how booked is the cruise?" "What do you mean?" "Well, like, extra rooms like if I, you know, if I kinda..." "If somebody extra wanted to come along" "Like who?" "Well, like a buddy or some..." "Don't make me say it" "Tina?" "!" "Are you actually asking me if you can bring your mistress along on your anniversary cruise?" "You said you wanted me to have fun" "Ok..." " Only 20 more flights" " Hold on a second" "I gotta sit down for a minute" "You know, I'm not as young as I used to be" "Although, I am younger than I was ten years ago" "What are you complaining' about?" "I had to carry the cake all the way up here" "Kehh!" "What cake?" "This cake!" "Oh, my God!" " I must have set it down!" " Honey, honey, honey come here Come here." "Come here" "A little bit closer Listen" "I'm too tired to slap you" "Bash your face against my palm, would ya?" "I totally deserve that" "Now, think!" "Where did you leave it?" "Ok, ok, ok...." "Wait a minute" "What floor were we on when I pantsed you?" "The 21st floor" "Are you sure?" "Positive 'cause I remember thinking" ""Here I am on the 21st floor with no pants on!"" ""Again...."" "Ok, well, then, that's it Let's go. come on" "Let's go back down and get it" "Honey, why do I have to go with you?" "Well, I sure as hell ain't gonna pants myself" "What?" "Do you think I'm an idiot?" "Let's go!" "Grace?" "What?" "I'm busy" "Your mother's making me wipe off some of my blush or, as she put it" ""I want to see the girl under the clown."" "My father is still seeing Tina" "What?" "We're sitting at the table We're talking about the cruise then all of a sudden, he's like" ""can I bring a buddy?"" "He wants to bring Tina!" " So, what do you want me to do?" " Just... act normal" "Grace?" "Ok" "Time to send in the clown" "Oh, there you are, darling" "Could you ask Will something for me?" "Sure Anything" "How booked is that cruise?" "'Cause I'd sort of like to bring a buddy" "Wow Heh..." "Does--Does--Does George know that you're having an affair?" "No!" "No oh, please don't put it like that" "It sounds so tawdry "Affair."" "Well, how would you put it?" "Well, let's see, um..." "I'm having a consensual adult relalationship with a man who's not my husband" "And it's raunchy as hell" "My mother has a similar relationship with pastrami" "His name is Tim, and oh..." "He's a yoga instructor" "Oh, Lord, I have never..." "I've just never been so in touch with my body and..." "And I enjoy classes, too" "Ok!" "O!" "K!" "This has been fun" "You shared I shared" "Well, I didn't really share I'm gonna share now" "You're making me really uncomfortable, so I gotta go" "Oh, no." "No, no Grace, please?" "I'm dying to talk to you I can't talk to my friends" "They're so sophisticated and elegant and you're, uh, you're, uh..." "Well, you're one of the people" "I just..." "Oh, please" "Just ask me" "Ask me something kinky and uh, personal about Tim, hmm?" "Ok..." "Um..." "Come on" "Is..." "Tim..." "Short for "Timothy"?" "Tim's not short for anything" "You see?" "And I thought I was being safe there" "How did this even...start?" "Well, let's see" "I was complaining to George that he was never at home and he said" ""well, get a hobby." So I did" "And then when I turned out that my tennis pro was homosexual" "I got another hobby" " Forgot the cake" " Afraid of an elevator" " Forgot the cake" " Afraid of an elevator" " Cake forgetter!" " Elevator afraider!" "My feet are killing me" "If I knew we were gonna do all this walking" "I would've worn flats" "Yeah?" "Well, if I'd known we were gonna do all this walking" "I would've saddled up Rosario like when we go to Greece" "There's your damn cake!" "Now we have to walk all the way back up" "This is so stupid!" "Whatever made you afraid of an elevator anyway?" "I'll never forget it" "My fellow office workers and I were heading down to lunch and, suddenly..." "The lights went out the elevator dropped, and..." "Dennis Hopper said he would kill us all if his demands weren't met" "I thank God Keanu Reeves was there to get us out" "Karen, that wasn't you That was the opening scene of Speed" "Oh" "You know, that movie was not at all what was advertised" "You think you're going to see a feel-good movie about amphetamines and, suddenly you're on a bus?" "Wh--?" "Wait" "So you're not afraid of elevators?" "Guess not" "So we walked all the way down the stairs for nothing?" "Guess so Heh heh..." "I can't believe this I feel like such an idiot!" "Well..." " We better start up again" " I'll lead the way" "What?" "You brought me here" "I know I'm stalling for time" "I have something to tell you and it's really hard" " Well, ease into it, then" " Your mother's having an affair" "And where was the easing into that?" " She is, Will" " She is not" "What were her exact words?" " "Can I bring a buddy?"" " Oh, my God, she's having an affair" "Who is it?" "What?" "Her tennis pro?" "No He's gay" "Peter?" "Really?" "So, who is it?" "Her yoga instructor" " Tim who isn't short for anything" "Fantastic" "Everybody's cheating on everybody!" "Suddenly, my parents are Fleetwood Mac (ÇÃ¸®Æ®¿ìµå ¸Æ: ¼ö¾øÀÌ ¸â¹ö ±³Ã¼¸¦ ÇÑ ¿µ±¹ÀÇ ºí·ç½º ¹êµå)" "What am I gonna do about this?" "You're not gonna do anything" "They're fine" "They each have someone now" "They're even so just leave it alone" "It's like a scab Don't pick at it" "Oh, what are you talking about?" "You always pick at scabs" "You scratch yourself just so you'll have a scab to pick at" "I have changed I've learned" "Please" "We've never changed or learned anything in our lives" "Will, I'm telling you and I'm not saying that I understand it" "But this is what works for your family" "And, just look at them" "They do look pretty happy" "They are happy" "Ok, but I'm not comfortable with this" "Then, again, I'm not comfortable with Jim Carrey in dramatic roles but..." "I guess that's just one more thing I'm gonna have to get used to" "Whoo!" "Oh, boy." "Oh!" " Hi, you guys" " Hey" "Where have you guys been?" "We were expecting you to be here, like, an hour ago" "Ahh..." "Well..." "The first time we took the stairs 'cause Karen was afraid of the elevators" "Ha!" "And then the second time we took the stairs because..." "Oh!" "This cruise is unbelievable" "You can have lunch any time of the day" "I guess I can do that anyway but for some reason it's more exciting on a boat" "And there is so much to do Oh, look at that" "Ice-skating lessons with Michelle Kwan" "To be fair when he bought the tickets that seemed like a much bigger deal" "Hey, they've got a driving range on this boat" "You know" "I just may grab my balls and my club and sneak off and play a little" "All right" "Well, while you're sneaking off doing that maybe I'll just sneak off and um..." "Do a little yoga" "Why don't you two just say what's really going on?" "Scab" "You're still seeing Tina and you're seeing some guy named Tim" "And it's been picked" "Tim?" "What's a Tim?" "You're having an affair with a guy named Tim?" "What does he wear, a propeller hat?" "Well, I wouldn't call it an affair, exactly" "It's really just uh, it's kind of a" "Oh, the hell with it It is an affair" "All right, I said it!" "It's an affair!" "I don't believe what I'm hearing" "Did you hear what-- You want" " Am I supposed to" "I can't even finish a thought" "Happy anniversary!" "Happy anniversary~ Happy anniversary~" "Would you get the hell outta here?" "No!" "We hauled this cake up 80 flights of stairs!" "It has our blood, sweat and tears in it, literally" "Now, you're gonna eat the cake and you're gonna like the cake!" "Yeah" "We're exhausted and we're not going anywhere" "Hey, look, the bar's open and a homo" "See ya" "I'm gonna leave you two to talk about this" "Come on, Grace We'll wait over here" "But the cake's that way" "Oh, my God They're holding hands" "This could turn out to be a good anniversary after all" "You know, they talk it out clear the air maybe discover some of the things they loved about each other to begin with" "This cruise could be like a second honeymoon, you know?" "Unlike the first, she won't be pregnant with my stupid brother" " Oh, darling, hello" " So, uh..." "Well?" "Well, we talked it out" "Great" "And I think for the first time in a really long time we really heard each other" "I'm so glad" " And we're separating" " What?" "We think it's for the best, darling" "I'm so sorry, kiddo" "I mean, you planned this nice dinner and you spent all that money on the cruise" "I don't care about the cruise" "Look, I don't want you to do this Please don't do this" "You should not do this" "You're doing this" "Oh, Grace I found this under the table leg" "I think it's yours" "Well, sweetie, looks like you and I are goin' on a cruise" "Sun, sand" "Oh, look" "Wednesday night in the Horizon Room Sinbad's appearing in Man of La Mancha" "You know this can actually be great" "We could use a fun vacation" "I'll put on my Greek fisherman's cap and you'll make me take it off and you know I love any excuse to take anti-nausea medication" "This is gonna be fantastic" " Will..." " I know" "Come on, Jack We should go" "Yeah but let's stretch first We got a long walk down" "Yeah Ooh!" "Come on" "Dig in" "Obviously, I'm not gonna be able to finish this on my own" "Oh, who are you kidding?" "Ah, is it ridiculous to go on this cruise?" "Do I really want to mope around being the saddest one on the boat?" "Oh, sweetie" "You're not gonna be the saddest one there" "What?" "Oh, right" "Michelle Kwan" "ÀÚÀ¯ ¼öÁ¤ ¹× ¹èÆ÷ (´Ü Á¦ÀÛÀÚ Á¤º¸ ¼öÁ¤ ºÒ°¡) ¹èÆ÷½Ã ÃâÃ³¸¦ ²À ¹àÇôÁÖ¼¼¿ä"