"Mao Onigawara of the Ground Defense Force!" "I will protect the peace of Japan!" "Ground Defense Force Mao-chan" "Owaranai nichijo ga itsumo anata wo kono machi de matteru." "Hitori de kizutsuki nayamu yori, hanashitemiteyo kokoro no naka." "Anata wo tsutsumitai mugen no ai de, ...tsuyoi kokoro de, fukai yasashisa de." "All my love, you're my love..." "Shori no megami wo mikata ni tsukete." "All my life, you're my life..." "Anata wo aishite yukou nani ga attemo." "Zutto stand by you." "Let's Go to the Hot Springs to Pass the Tokyo U Exam." "The Xth of O." "The members of the Defense Forces came to relax at a hot spring today." "In other words, it's an office trip." "I get the feeling I've seen this inn before somewhere..." "The hot spring of this inn is said to be very responsive to prayers, and if you bathe in it, you will be able to pass the entrance exam to Tokyo University." "Wow, that's amazing..." "When I close my eyes like this, it feels like the memories from a previous life will come flooding back." "Welcome to our humble inn." "She looks just like Miss Kagome!" "Don't say anything more than that." "Um, might I ask your name?" "You can't ask that, either." "Why is that?" "[Hinata Inn]" "It's a grownup thing." "[Hinata Inn]" "[Hinata Inn]" "Doesn't this feel great?" "It's nice and warm..." "A nice, spacious bath sure feels good, doesn't it?" "But why are we taking a hot spring bath while wrapped in bath towels?" "At this hot spring, this is the proper way to take a bath." "It's certainly odd." "How'd ya like that?" "Bear this shame, Sorajiro." "We must endure today's failure for the sake of tomorrow's victory...!" "Isn't that right?" ""Adalbert" This is my paddle." "Interesting..." "You're on!" "If you look closely, this inn is is a wreck." "It certainly is." "There's a hole in this wall!" "I'm so sorry!" "I'm so very sorry!" "Because my husband is not good enough, this inn looks like..." "looks like this!" "Please forgive us..." "That's why it was super-discounted." "I'm so sorry..." "I'm so very sorry..." "That good-for-nothing loafer is off fooling around again!" "Today is the day when I won't forgive him!" "I'm gonna bury him along with those ruins of his!" "The reason why this inn is a wreck is because of the landlady." "What?" "!" "The landlady of the inn has disappeared?" "!" "That's dereliction of duty..." "Doesn't the inn have any other staffers?" "There doesn't seem to be anyone else." "This inn is totally hopeless." "If things go on like this, the place is gonna go bankrupt." "We can't let that happen!" "Let's do something!" "Because we're members of the Defense Forces!" "I agree!" "Mao-chan, we will defend this inn!" "Hey, you're right!" "We just need to defend it!" "What on earth are you girls talking about?" "That's the spirit!" "The spirit of defense!" "Miss Kagome, defend it." "Yes, sir...!" "I see what they mean." "I certainly feel like I'm getting smarter." "Chief of Staff, allow me to wash your back." "Go right ahead." "I-I meant the Chief of Staff." "I am the Chief of Staff." "I'm the Chief of Staff, too." " Anytime you're ready." " Anytime you're ready." "Noooo!" "Miss Kagome!" "Looks like a guest has arrived." "A guest?" "A guest...?" "But who?" "Welcome to our humble inn!" "That's a cute alien!" "But he's a guest." "He has a reservation and everything." "You must be tired from your long journey." "Uh..." "We'll show you to your room." "Did someone refer you to us?" "Don't you have any luggage?" "You must be a regular." "Is this... a good idea?" "This can't possibly be all right." "What could his objective possibly be, coming to a hot spring out in the boonies?" "Hot spring...?" "The hot spring of this inn is said to be very responsive to prayers, and if you bathe in it, you be able to pass the entrance exam to Tokyo University." "Wait, don't tell me the alien's target is this inn's hot spring...!" "Oh, now I get it!" "The alien is trying to get smarter, enter Tokyo University, and conquer Japan from within!" "It's horrifying!" "It's a horrifyingly cute strategy!" "However!" "I won't let him get away with it!" "W-What do you think you're doing?" "!" ""Pass the Test"" "It's plain to see that he's already getting smarter!" "We brought you bottles of sake!" "Miss Kagome, what is the matter?" "It's not Miss Kagome, it's Colonel Mishima..." "Girls, it's time to defend!" "How come?" "The cute alien is trying to use this hot spring to rule Japan!" "Darn it!" "Unless we defend the hot spring, we can't defend the inn, understand?" "Misora-chan, we have to defend the hot spring for the good of the inn!" "I understand!" "I guess you're right." "That landlady doesn't feel like a stranger to me at all." "Equip your Type 2 Gear!" "Yes, ma'am!" "Type 2 Ground Gear!" "Type 2 Flight Gear!" "Type 2 Marine Gear!" "Download!" " Riku-bo!" " Ku-bo!" " Kai-bo!" "Mao Onigawara of the Ground Defense Force!" "Misora Tsukishima of the Air Defense Force!" "Sylvia Maruyama of the Sea Defense Force!" "Together, the three of us are the Unified Defense Force!" "The peace of Japan will be protected by us, so rest easy." "Huh?" "Miss Kagome, the hot spring is gone!" "It's not Miss Kagome, it's Colonel Mishima..." "What did you say?" "!" "The cute alien has disappeared, too!" "It's a trick!" "There must be some kinda secret or gizmo behind this!" "What kind of trick?" "Don't ask me." "Miss Kagome, would you explain what is going on here?" "Seaman Sylvia, call Nah-chan!" "Huh?" "But we're in the middle of the mountains." "Just do it!" "Hey, Nah-chan!" "Could you get over here in a hurry?" "What's going on?" "This hot spring is a natural spring which comes bubbling up from underground." "That being the case, there is only one way to escape." "Nah-chan, that was real fast!" "But how could Nah-chan get here so quickly?" "Allow me to explain." "This diagram shows how this hot spring works." "I see." "Listen up, cute alien!" "No matter how smart you get, you're no match for Miss Kagome's brain, which was smart from the very beginning!" "Unified Defense Forces, defend!" "Roger!" "Complete!" "Defense Barrier!" "Unified Defense!" "It's a good thing for us that you're so smart." "Oh, my..." "Chief of Staff..." "Oh, no!" "My hot spring!" "We managed to defend Japan, but not the inn." "It was an "Ah-ooh-eeh-ooh" moment for us." "Hayaokuri de kakenukemasu, brand-new everyday." "Yoyu no egao de fuwari hirari kawasu toraburu." "Namida piriri mune ni shimite mo." "Aoi sora ni piisu nagete tatakaimashou, mirai no tame." "Akiramenai, furimukanai." "Sore ga watashi no sutairu." "Ashita mo genki de yukou yume ni todoku made." "An Elementary Student Defense Force member has come to Japan from America." "Her name is Miss Carol." "She's really pretty!" "Besides, she's really buxom and bouncy." "The next episode is "American Defense Force Girl"." "Next week will be yuru-yuru internationally."