"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering]" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll" "[sizzle!" "]" "Don't ever mess with me again." "Who was that?" "[Terrified] The Princess of the Fire Kingdom." "Dude." "I think I have a crush." "What do you know about her, Jake?" "I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two up." "But she's evil, man." "You shut your dirty mouth!" "Dirty?" "!" "[Smacks lips]" "Huh." "No, really, man!" "Her dad said she was evil!" "Nah, man." "I peeped beyond her burning gaze and noshed hot lunch with her soul." "She ain't evil." "She's passionate." "Help me track her down." "Mmmmm..." "Come on, man." "I really like her." "Help me out." "Jake." "Jake, help me out." "Help me out." "Jake." "Jake, help me!" "Jake!" "Jake, help me!" "Ye-e-e-e-a-ah, okay." "Whoo!" "All right!" "You sure you're not into any other Princesses?" "What about Wildberry Princess?" "She's small and plump." "You could sleep on her like a pillow." "Could be nice." "[Foosh!" "]" "[Bird squawks]" "Is that bird... smoking?" "Hey!" "Don't you judge me!" "It was that fire chick down there that done this to me!" "Oh!" "[Hiss!" "]" "[Gasps]" "Oh, Jake." "Look at her." "She's innocent..." "like the steam off a puppy's nose searching for ham in the snow." "Guy drops one piece of ham in the snow and he never hears the end of it!" "Snap out of it!" "She's burning cute little flowers!" "Yeah." "She is like a cute, little flower." "[Hiss!" "]" "[Hisses] Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Oh, no!" "Are you okay?" "[Gasps]" "I-I was just worried about you." "Huh?" "Look, I-I'm sorry about before." "I-I don't know what happened, but I just..." "I had to see you again." "And I don't know, really..." "I don't know anything about you, but I just..." "I really like you." "You know, you're..." "you're so... beautiful." "Aaah!" "[Grunting]" "Aah!" "[Grunts]" "Ow!" "Oh, glob!" "Am I hurting you?" "Yes!" "That's all you've done!" "[Gasps]" "Are you trying to hurt me?" "Is that why you're following me?" "!" "I'm not following..." "Well, I guess technically I am following you... [gasps]" "Hey!" "No!" "Wait!" "[Panting]" "[Chuckles nervously]" "I guess now I'm technically chasing you." "[Chuckles nervously]" "Finn!" "Hold on!" "Ow!" "[Voice breaking] Toasty buns!" "Where are you?" "!" "I want to chat it up with you!" "Oh, we lost her!" "Whoa." "I am ambushing you!" "Rrah!" "BOTH:" "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hey, I like your fireballs." "Huh?" "Why do you torment me?" "!" "I'm not trying to!" "I just like you." "I think I..." "I think I like like you." "Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid, and I just want to hug you and sit on the couch and... and play Beemo with you." "I can't explain why, but..." "I've never felt this way, and I think we should be together." "I... [laughing]" "Yeah!" "Ugh!" "Enough!" "You should not toy with the emotions of a fire elemental." "Wait!" "Wait!" "I really didn't..." "You told me you liked me, and you made my flame grow brighter." "But then you put me out..." "Which hurt!" "BOTH:" "Gyah!" "[Both grunt]" "You're trying to impede me." "That must be your purpose." "But fire's purpose is to burn." "So I'm going to turn this land into my fire kingdom!" "No!" "BOTH:" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "She's headed for the Goblin Kingdom!" "We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!" "I can't fight her, man." "I'm still into her." "Finn!" "What's more important... your love for that screwball dame or being a hero and saving the lives of innocent goblin folk?" "[Sighs deeply]" "Being a hero." "All right!" "Come on!" "Let's go build fireproof suits!" "[Grunting]" "I got to get back to her!" "Dude, slow down, or your fire suit will be junk." "Ooh!" "Is bags of old bread fireproof?" "[Monotone] Jake!" "You found Neptr!" "I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion." "15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me." "[Laughing mechanically]" "Oh, plops." "We forgot about the game." "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "I missed you, creator." "And we missed you, too, but, Neptr, right now, we need you to..." "To count to 100 while you hide?" "One, two, three, four, five..." "Neptr." "Will you help us build fireproof suits?" "You cannot tell, but I am giving a thumbs-up." "[Hip-hop music plays]" "[Rapping] ♪ Working for the master ♪" "♪ Preventing a disaster ♪" "♪ Building giant robots from aluminum and plaster ♪" "♪ Faster, a cast to build the blaster ♪" "♪ Yes, for foam and water ♪" "♪ Yes, for when it's hotter ♪" "♪ I've got it, it's no bother ♪" "♪ 'Cause I live to please you, father ♪" "I am finished." "I sure hope Flame Princess is okay." "Ha ha!" "We are as one, creator." "Jake, you think Flame Princess is okay?" "Du-u-u-u-de!" "I feel like I could touch the heavens... and sock angels!" "We're coming up on the Goblin Kingdom!" "There she is." "[Goblins screaming]" "She seems okay." "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Wood for sale!" "Wood on fire for sale!" "It's really starting to come together." "Needs more... fire." "Hmmmm." "FINN:" "Flame Princess!" " Huh?" "Listen, you got to stop burning the Goblin Kingdom." "But I don't want to fight you..." "or hurt you." "I swear!" "I've heard this all before." "[Clank!" "]" "You meanie!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "My cart!" "I was born in that cart!" "[Gasps]" "I'll put it out!" "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" " Aah!" "Aaaah!" "Jake didn't mean that!" "Ook!" "I need your help, Finn!" "This one's too big!" "[Grunts]" "Aah!" "Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?" "!" "No, Jake, stop!" "You're hurting her!" "I will solve this, creator." "I will extinguish her using our suit's foam blaster." "Hold still, burning lady." "Wha...?" "[Beeping] Locked on target." "No, Neptr!" "Yes, creator." "N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "I'm sorry!" "Whoa!" "[Clang!" "]" "[Gurgling]" "That is the last time you hurt me." "Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "My bad, Jake!" "Turn it off, Neptr!" "[Gasps]" "Oh, my." "N-o-o-o-o!" "Rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "No more!" "No more!" "[Grunting]" "Flame Princess!" "[Sighs]" "I can't fight her." "But... but I can't let her destroy the city." "I've failed everyone." "Not true, creator." "You haven't failed Neptr." "Even if everyone burns, you'll still have me, creator." "[Whirring]" "[Squish!" "]" "[Sniffs]" "[Munching]" "Mmm!" "No." "Why can't I just like a girl?" "[Hiss!" "]" "Ow!" "Huh?" "[Crying]" "[Coughing]" "[Hiss!" "]" "Oh!" "[Coughs]" "[Gasps]" "[Gasps, coughs]" "Did I... do something... cool while I was knocked out?" "I understand now." "You're a water elemental." "What?" "!" "You're my opposite." "You create water." "What?" "Cry?" "No, I ju..." "Yeah." "You cry and cry all the time." "N-no!" "No!" "I-I-I don't usually do that." "That's your power." "No!" "No-no-no-no-no-no!" "Finn, even if we like each other, we're going to hurt each other." "No!" "W-we don't have to!" "I can take it." "I-I mean, can't we try?" "You would defy nature for me?" "Uh... yeah." "Whatevs." "[Hiss!" "]" "[Whimpers]" "Aah." "Bye, Finn." "Goodbye, Lady." "JAKE:" "Finn!" "Oh, my glob, man!" "Everyone's dead, man!" "They're all burned!" "There's barbecued bods everywhere!" "Wha-a-a-t?" "!" "I'm just kidding." "I saved them." "Everyone's fine." "See?" "[Goblins laugh, murmur]" "Yeah, we're alive." "So, how'd everything go with Flame Princess?" "She hugged me, then left." "Whoa!" "How did it feel?" "It hurt." "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"