"BARBER HAIRDRESSER" "Syrena Film Unit presents a film:" "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SHAVE" "Starring:" "Written and directed by:" "Director of photography:" "Editing:" "Sound:" "Production designer:" "Costumes:" "Production Manager:" "Good evening, sir." " What can I do for you?" " Are you deaf?" "Forgive me, when I'm in the opposite corner of the house" "I can't hear the bell." " Can't you replace it?" " But sir, there's nothing somebody might want to steal." "Well, I can see that." " I would like to have a shave." " Right away." "I parked my car here." "Won't anyone be driving out from the courtyard?" "Your car can stay there as long as you want." "I don't have much time." " Could you please hurry?" " Right away." "Excuse me." "You couldn't have found a better place." "Hardly ever does anybody come here." "No waiting." "Excuse my curiosity, you're just passing by?" "Coming from far?" " Far." " First time here?" "Yes." "Why are you so curious?" "I'm just asking, you know, to talk." "What is this terrible smell?" "Mice, sir." "I once had a cat, but he passed away." "What am I saying, he died." "But he wasn't an animal, sir." "He was a human being." "What a beautiful funeral he had." "Then I tried to breed birds, but it wasn't the same." "I had to keep them in cages." "Is it very far from here to the town?" "15-20 kilometers." " Is there a ring road?" " There is." "But it's very hard to reach." "If you want, I can show you the way." "I'll be fine." "There is a small cemetery on the way." "And there's a grave of a beautiful woman." "She was 20." "Her husband caught her red-handed." "You understand?" "The grave, pink marble, her picture in a frame." "It's worth seeing." "What do you think you're saying?" "It's rubbish!" "I'm sorry." "Are you leaving, sir?" "Please, forgive me." "Don't be angry with me." "Such thing can happen at every barber's." "Open the door at once." "Right away." "I wanted to see if the car was safe." "Don't you worry, it's perfectly safe." "Such a car..." "it must be expensive." "I can sell it to you." "Half-price." "You're joking, sir." "Could we finish?" "Right away." " Would you like some?" " No, thank you." "Some cream?" " I have to worry you." " What now?" "Your skin is very irritated." "Would you like a compress?" "Yes, please." "Right away." "Not too hot?" "No." "Attention 2228, nothing special has happened." "He just left the barber's." "I'm still observing him." "Give me a call when time comes to arrest him." "I repeat: 2228, nothing special has happened." "I'm still observing him." "THE END"