"Hit it!" "Come on, yeah, dance" "Cute and cuddly, boys." "Gentlemen, we are a go-ho-ho." "I can't believe it's here!" "I'm so excited!" "All right, people." "Time to jangle the jingles and Kriss the Kringles." "We are t-minus 14 hours to Kidsmas." "Mr. Skipper penguin, is the Kidsmas really here?" " You bet your downy derrière." " But not till morning." "So, skedaddle those eager britches on home now." "No peeking." "Excuse me?" "Hi." "So Kidsmas." "I'm confused." "This relates to Christmas how exactly?" "Kowalski, get the reptile up to speed." "Well, Roger, every year the Central Park Zoo closes from Christmas Eve to the morning of December 26th." "Also known as Boxing Day!" "We're not interested in your made-up holidays, Private." "We take advantage of this human-free environment to throw a mondo Christmas fiesta for the animal families of Central Park." "An event we like to call..." "Kidsmas!" "Tomorrow morning!" "You know the drill, people." "So open those assignment cards." "And let's go make this the best Kidsmas ever!" " Hey, watch out..." " Excuse us!" "Royalty coming through." "Hello?" "Who do I give a talking at if my job is stupid?" " And lame?" " Lame?" "Children love the gingerbread house." "Yes, and they also love finding crusty things in their own noses!" "Mine had a kazoo!" "I am a king." "I demand the most important of all the Kidsmas tasks!" "Demand denied." "Kidsmas is a well-oiled machine with years of tradition." "Mason always dresses up as Zoo Santa." "Burt makes his famous peanutnog." "The secret ingredient is peanuts." "And so on." "We're not swapping assignments the night before the big event." " End of story." " Oh, really?" "What happened to the freedom of changing?" "What happened to the rights of the peoples?" " I thought this was France!" " America." "No, really." "I seriously thought this was France." "I've been looking for some decent crepes for, like, three months." "Yo, hey." "The little guy's got a point." "Yeah, I'm sick of doing the same job every year." "Yes, the pressure of the lead role is rather brutal." "Yeah, different!" "We're on an overnight deadline, people!" "There's no time to..." "Yes!" "Let's mixy-mix the Kidsmas!" "Hey!" "Hey, music!" "That's perfect for me." "All right!" "I'm on decorations!" "Best committee ever." "Smashing!" "I'm on decorations." "No way." "Me, too." "Look!" "Best committee ever!" "No." "Lame." "Blah." "Double blah." "Yes!" "Yes!" "I will find the Christmas-y tree!" "Truly there's no job more important than..." " Santa!" " What?" "Who's playing Santa?" "You are, Skipper." "It's the last one left." "You didn't even pick and you got the most important job of all." "How lucky is that?" "Most important?" "Me?" "Play the Big Red himself?" "And I'm your jolly little elf!" "I'm little figgy pudding I'm..." "Negative!" "This is holiday anarchy!" "We go down this road, there won't even be a Kidsmas." "No Kidsmas?" "Hey!" "You weren't supposed to hear that." "I'm just..." "You know what anarchy is, don't you kids?" "We've only got one night, and..." "Chins up, soldiers." "I've got it covered." " Hey, all right!" " Can you tell I'm excited?" "Yeah, we should go total rock 'n roll this year." "Like sled jumps and flashpots." "And ski punk snowmen who are like, "What's up?"" "We should go completely Charles Dickens this year." "Top hats, monocles, unimpeachable etiquette." "Kids love etiquette!" "See?" "Nothing to worry about." "It's Kidsmas!" "Santa magic will take care of everything." "Santa magic?" "It is a thrill to be on the music committee with you guys, so let's warm up a little bit, shall we?" "Private, 86 that caterwaul!" "Curse you, Internet!" "Twenty-eight thousand cat videos, zero useful information!" ""We Wish You A Meowy Christmas"." "I'm sorry, Skipper, but it's just one party." "Do you need the real Santa magic?" "If Mr. Tub of Jolly has some sparkly, mystic secret," "I need to find it, ASAP!" "Then we should ask Santa!" "He'd know!" "Don't get up." "I'll do it for you." "Good thinking, young Private." "Let's slide." "So I'm thinking the Eastern White Pine." "Or maybe you're more of a Douglas-fir guy." "That's cool." "Norway Spruce?" "Must I... even louder for you, Maurice?" "It is not the flavour of the tree that is the problem." "It is the not-importance of it!" "I thought tree-choosing was the most important-est job." "Yeah, it was." "Until the frowny flat-head penguin got a better one." "Now we must find the amazing-est tree in the history of Kidsmas!" "You really think we can find a tree like that?" "Hey, this is New York City, baby!" "The capital of France!" "If you can't find it here, you cannot be finding it anywhere!" "I will find the amazing tree, King Julien!" "Is this one amazing?" "Jolly old Saint Nick in sight." "Now show me your secrets, magic man." "I don't understand, Skipper." "Yes." "Why the bell ringing, and a tip jar?" "That just seems crass." "No." "I mean I don't understand why there are two of them." "What?" "Sweet Secret Service!" "He's got a body double!" "That must be some primo magic he's protecting." "Look, they're leaving!" "Blast!" "No time to ID which one is the phoney." "Private, pin a tail on the Santa Bravo." "I'm on the Alpha Claus." "Look, sweetie, it's Santa!" "Nevermind, Mort." "Your face tried, but the glass just wanted it more." "I'm tapped out, Your Majesty." "We've seen real trees, fake trees..." "Toiletries!" "...and you keep turning up your nose at all of them." "Because none is amazing enough to beat the Santa penguin!" "I need a tree that sits up, smacks you upon the face and says "Christmas!"" "This one says it in 17 languages." "Merry Christmas!" "I found it!" "The amazing tree!" "I know it is small and ugly." "But if somebody was nice to it and loved it, it could grow up to be a beautiful swan." "And that is the true meaning of Chinese New Year!" " Christmas." " What's a "Christmas"?" "That tree is perfect." "Now move the puny "ug" tree so I can get a good look at it." "Choppity-chop with the chopping!" "Minty." "Private!" "I thought I put you on Santa surveillance duty." "I was, Skipper." "He went in there." "Impossible!" "My Santa went in there." "Why even have a body double if you're just gonna hang out in the same room?" "About that..." "Isn't it a bit fishy that Santa's just strolling about on Christmas Eve?" "With no reindeer?" "Or sleigh?" "And he's using an elevator?" "Both fakes?" "How are those two phoney Papa Noels tied into this mysterious disappearance?" "Wait!" "Santa disappeared?" "You haven't seen him, have you?" "Well, no, but..." " You don't think..." " No." "I act." "With maximum force." "Initiate takedown protocol Foxtrot, Private." "You get the first one." "I'll handle..." "Oh, sugar plums." " Skipper?" " Windup Monkey Misdirect." "Execute!" "Cute toys." "You know where I can pick up a couple for my kid?" "OK, I'll take the lead voice, you'll take the ostinato." "The ding dongs." "Ding dong Ding dong" "Here come the bells I hear the bells" "That's not the bells" "What is going on here?" "Excuse me, fellas?" "We're on kind of a tight schedule here and I don't..." "So shut it, already." "We're trying to write a Kidsmas tune here, you mind?" "Hey, yo, Bing." "You got a rhyme for "yellow snow"?" "OK, how about..." "What?" "Backing off." "Rock 'n roll, Rico!" "Just a few hours till daylight and the zoo's only halfway decorated!" "I..." "Guys?" "What are you doing?" "Our jobs." "Obviously." "Decorating in 19th century Dickensian regalia." "OK, first, we're the decorations committee." "Second..." "Dickens?" "Yeah, did you get a visit from the ghost of Christmas "been there, done that"?" "No, no, no." "We are the decorations committee." "And at least our ideas didn't come from the pages of Winter Hooligan Monthly." "I guess we were all supposed to work together, huh?" "No problem." "We can clear your junk out in no time." "I say humbug to you, sir!" " Humbug, humbug, humbug!" " Guys, guys!" "Obviously, there's a difference in styles here, but come on!" "It's Christmas." "There's nothing we can't fix with a little peace, love and togetherness." "Tot, tot, old bean, think nothing of it." "OK, great." "So how do we solve this?" "Let's say... elephant rules." "OK." "What are elephant rules?" "Smashin'stuff with Burt's big heinie" "Squash a squash a squash squash squash" "Cheerio!" "Rico, my man?" "This otter's about to join the naughty list." "Not the sleigh!" "Wait!" "Hey, not a bad charity haul this year." "Merry Christmas, guys." "Merry Christmas!" "Wha..." "What?" "What is this?" "Some kind of joke?" "Esposito, is that you?" "Do we really have time for conspiracies, Skipper?" "You promised the children the zoo would be ready for Kidsmas." "Santa magic, Private." "We get that and we're walking in a winter wonderland." "Where are you anti-Yule radicals holding Santa and his magic?" "Hey, seriously, where am I?" "You are on the bus to Pain-sylvania." "I'm a lumberjack!" "Matey!" "Hey, somebody's stealing the big tree!" "Not in my city, pal!" "Yes!" "Look at their faces!" "Punch it." "This is Chuck Charles and my van has just been stolen, along with the city's Christmas tree." "Chuck?" "Without the van, we're not really broadcasting anything." "I know, but I am no longer able to speak in a normal voice." "The real Santa must have escaped!" "And the imposters are trying to haul him back in." " Execute Mobile Rescue Op!" " But Skipper, the zoo!" "Kidsmas!" "Follow the magic, Private." "Remember the Winter Wonderland plan." "Oh, a plan." "Good." "What did he say?" "We're losing more plywood men by the second!" "Hold your ground!" "We all knew there would be casualties!" "They got..." "Tiny Tim." "You may strike our decorations, but you shall never conquer the spirit of Charles Dickens." "And his razor-brimmed top hat!" "Actually, I don't believe Dickens had a razor-brimmed hat." "Learn your history, chimp." "Dashing through the street" "I think it's pretty neat" "That we scored the best Christmas tree" "Hey penguins, you can eat it" "Julien Julien" "You really are too much" "It's time the feet let off the gas" "And stepped on me, the clutch" "We're being high-speed chas-ed!" "Quick, more clutch!" "Lmposters dispatched." "Now let's go rescue the genuine, one and only Santa." " Santa?" " Ringtail?" "Santa!" " Tree!" " Animals!" " Confused!" " Potato!" "Abandon van." "We must save the tree!" "What in the name of Good King Wenceslas are you..." "Are you sure we're not too early?" "Welcome to our Kidsmas Winter Funderland!" "A sooth, the lass, doth mean our Dickensian celebration of..." "You know what?" "Maybe we'll just come back on a different holiday." "No, no, no." "It's OK." "Really, really, we got big fun ahead." "We got music..." "Ding dong Ding dong" "And games!" "We've got games!" "Who wants first go at the Santa piñata?" " What are you doing?" "!" " You call this a children's party?" " We're leaving!" " Wait!" "We haven't even decorated the Christmas tree yet!" "I'd like to go home now." "What?" "Somebody wanna tell me what in the Jack Frost is going on here?" "Well, Skipper, it seems some people don't appreciate the finer decorating arts." "And some people are suffering from chronic boring disorder." "And some people wrecked my completely awesome Christmas-y tree." " You were one of those people." " I was deliberately being vague." "I had a vision!" "Didn't I warn you people?" "I can't leave you alone for one night without..." "You said this would be the best Kidsmas." "You... promised." "We..." "We ruined Kidsmas." "No, I'm the Santa here." "This was on my watch." "What have I done?" "Well, for starters, you roughed up a dozen of my deputies and helped wreck the world's most famous Christmas tree." "And I thought I had a busy night." "Hey..." "Julien." "'Sup, baby?" "We go way back." "Santa..." "Real Santa?" "Those dime store phoney Clauses work for you?" "They do the charity work." "I deliver the toys." "Works out great when they're not being karate chopped off a speeding Christmas tree." "We're sorry, Santa." "We didn't mean to make such a mess of things." "All I wanted was a tiny taste of that real Santa magic." "Santa magic?" "But Skipper, you had that from the beginning." "Really?" "Well then, how do I use?" "What am I, your guidance counsellor?" "I gotta haul toys to seven more time zones." "Trust me." "You'll figure it out." "What do you suppose he meant:" ""You had it from the beginning"?" "The beginning." "I don't..." "Of course!" " Skipper?" " Santa magic coursing through veins..." "feels... gingerbread-y." "Follow my lead, people!" "And can I get some holiday music here?" "That would be perfect except that we haven't practised as much as we..." "Yo, absolutely." "Santa magic says try it in "G."" "It's Christmas day but you're feeling low" "With the cold grey skies and the yellow snow" "Something something something" "But I'll tell you pal" "One thing you gotta know" "It ain't perfect but it's Christmas" "So what if you didn't get all your Christmas wishes" "There ain't another day" "That's a better one than this is" "'Cause it ain't perfect, yo, but it's still Christmas" "So Santa skipped the best things that were on your list" "But soldier tell that frown to cease and desist" "If you know where to look you'll find Christmas bliss" "Oh, that's pretty!" "We'll sing it one more time" "Maybe you will catch the gist" "It ain't perfect but it's Christmas" "Yes." "So what if the day's" "Had a few minor glitches" "Just clean up the mess" "And help your mom with the dishes" "'Cause kids..." "It ain't perfect, no but it's still Christmas" "Christmas Christmas" "Christmas" "You really did it!" "You found the Santa magic!" "What was the secret?" "No secret, Private." "Big Red was right." "We had to get back to where this all started." "Trying to make some kids happy for Christmas." "That's it?" "Santa magic's just making people happy?" "Yeah." "Seems to work for that guy." "Merry Christmas, Mr. Skipper penguin." "And to all, a good night." "Potato!"