"What a goddess." "A pity." "What's wrong?" "She's insane." "How so?" "I've lived here over a year." "I've never seen her talk or smile." "Isn't she insane?" "Come buy this new toy." "Excuse me." "What's so funny?" "Can't you pull a rickshaw properly?" "Are you blind?" "Get off." "Don't be nosey." "You're all arrested." "Why?" "Why?" "This is obscene." "Hurry." "You'll catch a cold." "We will have a lucky year." "Sure." "You're arrested." "Come along." "Well?" "I'll bet you" "$10 for making her smile." "You're on." "You mustn't talk too much to her." "Not even one word?" "Not more than one word" "I'll make her smile." "Then I'll make her angry" "I'll put another $10 on that." "It's a deal." "What if she doesn't smile?" "I'll lose $10 to you." "Fine." "Dad" "mother." "Are you crazy?" "Pay me" "I'm crazy now." "Pay me" "I'll pay you at home." "Can we buy toys, mum?" "Let's go." "Anything new." "It'd best be practical." "Yes." "What do you wants?" "Let's play a new game." "Right, let's match words." "Good" "I'll give you words to match." "By." "With." "And." "Or." "Good." "Large." "Small." "With or small for "By and Large"." "You're dumb." "It sounds poor." "You must die." "Listen." "This is not my best." "Don't be mad." "Do what you like." "Good." "How smart." "Not at all." "Very shrewd." "Not really" "I'll buy vegetables." "Like father, like son." "The son is more cunning." "Write 'Good Health'" "Well?" "What's the matter?" "How is it?" "Why put your money here?" "Why did you touch my safe?" "Madam." "That's..." "Whom was 'Madam' for?" "You, of course" "I'm not married yet." "This kid stole my things" "I'll kill you." "Why are you beating up my kid?" "Where can you run?" "Your kid stole my things." "They're all here." "Doesn't he deserve a beating?" "I'll sue you for this" "I'm single, and you call me Mrs" "I'll sue you." "You said my kid stole your things." "A court case?" "An unmarried girl with a kid?" "I have kids whenever I like." "You have the guts." "I belong to the year of the pig." "Let's get a policeman." "You're unreasonable." "Yet she's lucky." "What luck?" "The luck to give birth." "So what." "Well, we've married for 10 years." "We have no children." "We can't afford to." "We barely have enough." "Don't misjudge me." "Can't I get rich?" "I've foretold your fortunes." "What?" "You can't get rich." "Even if you do." "You're so mean." "You can't teach your kids well." "What?" "I've given you 3 sons." "And one daughter." "Spring is flowers fluttering in town." "Flowers flutter in town in Spring." "Spring is flowers fluttering in town." "Flowers flutter to the Hu's." "Are there some stocks around?" "Deeds and outstanding bills." "Is there gold in that house?" "Is it your will?" "Say it out." "Your savings passbook." "Jewellery box?" "Is it a jewellery box?" "Say it out, dad." "What's the light for in that empty house?" "Remember the energy crisis." "Turn it off." "What extravagance" "I've told you so many times already." "Frugality is a virtue." "That's how my fortune was made." "Ask mum how it was with us." "When we had rice for our meals." "We made sure it was plain." "We just looked at salted vegetables." "Don't look so long it's salty." "Remember frugality." "We couldn't afford your extravagance." "What do you plan when I've died?" "You're the eldest tell me first." "You've worked hard all your Life." "All your years are well deserved." "If you should die." "We must have a grand funeral for you." "We will go through all the formalities." "And get you a luxurious coffin." "To be carried by forty nine men." "We will even get people from afar." "Forget it." "It's beyond what I can afford." "My fortunes will be ruined in your hands." "Tell me your plans, my second." "Brother is obsessed with extravagance." "That's his folly." "Tell me your plans." "Say it out" "I'm for half measures." "It doesn't pay to stretch too far." "Take half of what brother suggested." "Spend only 21 days for the funeral." "Do away with religious rites." "Right." "Monks will make a mess of things." "The coffin needn't be luxurious." "It will rot in the earth anyway." "Have fewer people involved." "Let 21 men carry the coffin." "I don't want that." "You both are big spenders" "I've led a thrifty Life." "Why be so wasteful on my death?" "How can you be so squandering?" "Tell me what your plans are now." "Come on." "My brothers don't know how to save." "Right." "If you should die." "We mustn't spend any money." "We should try to make money instead." "You're my worthy son." "Listen to this." "See what a thrifty man he is." "What a difference." "Make the funeral as short as possible." "Right, wonderful." "Forget the coffin altogether." "Great." "Your body must not be wasted." "It's to be salted." "The meat can then be sold." "Superb." "Come, all of you." "Say it out." "Say it out, dad." "Come." "Say it quickly, dad." "You must remember." "Don't sell my flesh at east Town." "Credits are poor there." "You can't go to heaven." "Do you know how to reproduce?" "Forget it, As long as you're rich." "Everyone will call you daddy." "If not..." "Children provide for your old age." "They will plot." "To divide your riches." "If you're poor, they will desert you." "Stop grumbling." "Where are you going?" "For a shave." "Two cakes and two fried couplets." "Two cakes and two fried couplets." "Delicious." "Barber." "Barber." "How much does a shave cost?" "Fifty cents." "Give me a shave." "Sit please." "Take care." "Damn it." "Don't take me for blind" "I'll shove you up." "Let's have peace." "Why be so mad?" "Be tolerant." "You bastard" "I'm shaved by a bastard." "What are you going?" "My knife is broken." "What sort of a shave is this?" "It's all your fault." "Why?" "You keep cursing me." "How did I curse you?" "If you should die." "The kids will split your riches" "I will have rough days." "How so?" "I'll have no cash to back me up." "Eat while it's hot, mum." "It's specially made for you." "Eat it, mum." "I want another dumpling." "The kids need better food." "Have some hard beans, mum." "Have a rest, mum." "What's the matter, mum?" "If you like brother's place." "Why don't you stay a few days more." "He is a disappointment" "I've had poor food for 10 days." "The hard beans are terrible." "Well, we..." "We know that's what you like." "We've got it ready for you too." "Have you got hard beans too?" "Of course we must have hard beans." "Sit down for a while, mum" "YU didn't even make the bed well." "Are you all right, mum?" "I'm fine." "How was it with my two brothers?" "Those days have been terrible." "How could they serve you so badly?" "They have no variety of offer?" "That's right" "I've prepared fish for you." "Fish?" "Have some fish, mum." "Chi Sheng." "Mother." "The ingots are ready." "That's heavy." "Not as heavy as armour." "Talk politely to mum." "That was a good joke." "Where is the real gold one?" "It's here." "Let me help you, mum." "Take care." "This one is borrowed." "Put it in your pocket." "When brothers are around." "Drop it and let them see it." "Then they won't know how much you have" "I'll go home now." "Let me pass the word to them first." "They will give you VIP reception." "Really?" "Don't let the others know." "We will keep it a secret" "I always said filial piety is a virtue." "How can we share mother." "Right." "Hurry to the phone." "Get a cab for mum." "Right" "54188?" "Get me a car right away." "What?" "You're a funeral house?" "Sorry." "You can't even make a phone call." "Get me 54188 please." "I always said mum needs good food." "Yet you never agreed." "You're pushing money out the door." "A cab to 25 Cotton Drive please." "Excuse me, you're our fortune bringer." "Forget it." "What are you bringing this for?" "Don't you know mum likes this?" "You're right." "Of course." "Why are you here?" "I've come to get mum back." "How about you?" "I've come to get mum too." "Have you checked the calendar?" "Mum should stay with us." "Forget it." "Mum is fed up with you." "You should be ashamed." "You have no food for mum" "You drew a fish to mock her." "How beastly." "How about you?" "You've not any better." "Did you give mum any of your good food?" "What are you trying to do?" "You're trying to cheat me." "Mum will stay with me, the eldest son." "Are you trying to start a fight?" "Well?" "Do you want to fight?" "Arrest them all." "No, we weren't fighting." "We've come to get mum." "Mum?" "Yes, our mother." "Right, our mother." "What good sons you are." "Good sons and good citizens." "Disperse now." "It's all young brother's fault." "Stay with me from now on." "Yes." "Stay with us, our house is lucky." "Don't listen to them, stay with us." "The youngest in always nice and gentle." "Besides, I know you like dumplings" "I've sent my wife to buy shrimps." "To make dumplings for you." "Come with me, mother." "Board my cab, mum." "Why all this pushing and pulling?" "I'm picking it up for mum" "I'll help you keep it away." "I can do it myself." "My daughter." "Mum." "This is for you." "Why don't you keep it, mum?" "It's nothing." "Take care on the way." "Eat while it's hot, mum." "Have some vinegar too." "Help yourself too." "After you, mum." "Take the sweater off, mum." "No, the weather is bad these days." "Don't touch my sweater." "Ingots." "Dumplings are shaped like ingots." "You told me years ago." "Dumplings are like ingots." "I thought you mean ingots in my sweater." "Are there ingots in your sweater?" "That must be very heavy." "What so heavy?" "I mean the ingot-shaped collars." "You have ingots everywhere, mum." "Don't touch it." "My waist is not feeling well." "You should have told me" "I'll get you a doctor for x-ray." "Right, an x-ray radiograph." "Exposes everything." "Exposing?" "What are you taking me for?" "You talk so stupidly." "Never mind." "Take care." "I know what to do." "She talks well." "She can sell anything she says." "What is this?" "You like cakes, mum." "My wife has baked you some cakes." "Now, let's make it clear." "With your knowledge of law." "Your know what rights and duties are." "Let's settle it as brother." "It's my duty to serve mum, not you." "Everyone has the right to serve mum." "You're my darling sons." "Eat while it's hot, mum." "Here are a few nice dishes." "That's too much." "What wrong have I done you?" "Why should you make fun of me?" "Take care." "This is your favourite soup, mum." "Here are some hot buns." "Your teeth can't stand hard baked cakes." "Who says my teeth are not good?" "Eating hard beans have made them strong." "Whose idea was it!" "To feed mum with hard beans." "Open it." "Have a puff, mum." "Have some soup and prosper, mum." "Take some dumplings and keep fit, mum." "Thanks for your good wishes." "This is a special dish for you, mum." "It symbolizes longevity." "You all talk well." "Collect your pay for the show." "Hold yourself." "Let's be happy for mum's sake." "Right, we should respect the old." "Especially our mother." "Let mum eat in silence." "Stop talking." "Eat while it's hot, mum." "As the proverb goes." "You are vain and hollow." "I like proverbs." "You like hearing them?" "Good." "Ok, as the proverb goes." "You can't sell to everyone." "You're not a genius either." "As the proverb goes." "You are all not there." "As the proverb goes." "You are the wife of the cuckolded." "And it's a pygmy dance for you." "What does this mean?" "Holding on to somebody taller, that's it." "As the proverb goes." "You're reaching beyond yourself." "As the proverb goes." "It's time you'll tumble." "Isn't that right?" "As the proverb goes." "You're driving it home the wrong way." "And a pigheaded one, too." "You are overstrained." "And you are finished." "Your rib will be ripped." "Your limbs will be limp." "You're a bastard." "You're the bastard of bastards." "You're a bastard's son." "Your son's a bastard." "You are the mother of a bastard." "You're the real bastard." "You're the son a bitch." "You're the son a bitch." "You're the son a bitch." "That's enough." "Now, they are sons of a bitch." "And they are bastards wives." "Then, just who am I?" "They all talk nonsense." "Eat now;" "I will give you money tomorrow." "To take the kids to see a show" "I love that." "Big theatres are expensive." "Small theatres are much cheaper." "Come buy my toys." "Over there." "Things for men and women." "Toys for children;" "All for sale." "Come in please." "Time for the show..." "Come in please." "The best shows in town." "Action packed." "Come inside please." "Sit over there please." "Rhubarb." "Coming." "What are you doing?" "Pay attention to the show." "It's nice to see them throwing towels." "We are here." "You're early" "I've been waiting for you" "I don't know what the show is about." "Sit over here" "I can't get over." "It's all a mess." "The sky is clear today." "How come it's raining?" "What is the matter?" "What is this drizzle?" "The seeds stink." "It's time to pay." "Thanks." "It's time to pay." "That's a bit too frequent." "We have a heavy overhead." "Madam It's time to pay." "Thanks." "That's robbery." "It's costlier than big theatres." "What's so funny?" "It's a poor show." "They're even coming after me." "They're toy for your kids." "What a shock." "Mother." "It's so hot these days." "It'll be hotter with a fur coat." "People are like elephants now." "Elephants?" "An elephant keeper in the zoo." "Always wears the same outfit." "Elephants messed him up when he changed." "Really?" "People are identified by their clothes." "The fortune teller says if I wear this." "My sons will be nice to me." "Don't believe that." "Where is my son?" "He's gone to buy you an electric fan." "Coming." "It's the newest model from USA." "Is it 110 or 220?" "It only costs $5,80" "I mean the voltage, not the price." "See, you burned the fuse." "Isn't this too much?" "She has passed away." "It's the fan that killed her." "What are you doing?" "Shut up." "Listen, I'm the eldest." "So what?" "She died in our custody" "I want only her sweater." "Why?" "Take it out." "This warrants my right" "I've invested for this sweater." "We've spent $500 already." "Right." "Show them our bills." "See?" "What about you?" "Show them." "Look at mine." "They're all overdue an dead." "So are ours." "Let's talk over it." "Let's have a peaceful talk." "We've all invested to get the sweater Right." "Let's divide the ingots up." "What do you think of that?" "I agree" "I agree too" "I've no objections" "I'm for it." "Let's start." "Let me do it." "Don't fight for it." "Don't fight for it." "Don't fight for it." "Don't fight for it." "Don't fight for it." "Silver ingots." "It's just tin." "Just tin." "Tin." "O Mother." "Mother." "Don't think ill of them." "I can bear children too." "Before I married you" "I had quite a few children." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Come to our famous Spring Inn Our House of Spring is famous too." "Come into out House of Spring." "Crowds of beauties bring you spring." "Come... inside please." "Come meet the guest." "The winner will soon be announced." "The winner will be announced." "Hurry up." "'Reunion' is the winning word." "It's 'Reunion'" "It's 'Reunion', sir." "Reunion?" "Right, sir." "Didn't I say so this morning?" "I dreamed of Tang last night." "He slipped into my bed, stark naked." "What?" "I did nothing of the sort" "I didn't do anything like that." "It's a dream You wouldn't dare." "'Reunion' means in bed together" "I'm in bed with you every day." "We're in bed together." "But you're incapable of any union." "You're old and useless." "No wonder you dreamed about Tang." "He is a terrific lad." "He looks terrific too." "Have you paid yesterday's rent yet?" "I lost my just a number." "Or I would have paid you double." "Tough luck." "Tang, come rap my bones for me." "My neck is feeling uneasy." "Not so hard." "It's difficult to please you, hard or light." "You naughty boy." "It's all fixed" "I won't do it." "See what a daughter you've got." "What's bad about her?" "There's nothing wrong with her." "You can't sell her after selling me." "What has that to do with you?" "Ling Tze is a miserable girl." "She must be lovable too." "How your thought fly." "Let me tell you the truth." "A new whore house is just opened." "A virgin would bring them luck" "I recommended Ling Tze." "She will get $300 for that." "Do you think she can earn the $300?" "How would I know?" "Don't act the innocent boy." "Whether she's a virgin or not." "Is something only you would know." "Stop kidding." "She's not a Lady." "If $300 is there for the taking." "Why wouldn't she sell?" "She may have nothing to sell though." "The owner is so old anyway." "You still stand a very good chance." "Why not let her dad earn $300." "Why associate Ling Tze with me?" "What you've been doing?" "Is known to me." "You've got to do it" "I can't turn down the $300." "Ling Tze." "Rice dumplings." "Selling rice dumpling on new year eve." "Goldfish." "Sugared gourds." "Goldfish." "Dates rice dumplings." "Rice dumplings." "Dates." "Do me a favour buy a dumpling form me?" "Who would sell this on new year's eve?" "I'm a fugitive from Ho Nan." "I used to be very rich too" "I can make only rice dumplings." "Please, I've starved for 3 days." "How stupid you are to starve." "Why can't you eat the dumplings?" "They are made 5 days ago." "They've all gone bad." "They're rotten." "You try to sell me rotten rice?" "Please buy it as a favour." "You look a new hand in doing business." "My family was very rich." "Why would I have to do anything?" "I was ashamed to stay in my home town." "You avoid the crowded spots" "I'm shy." "You're yelling around deserted areas." "Right." "You're a man with insight." "Can you buy six pieces of them?" "How about four?" "Or two?" "That won't do you much good." "What would do me enough good?" "Well, I own a rickshaw factory" "I'll let you pull a rickshaw." "Come, let's have a meal first." "Great." "You're so nice" "I'm so grateful" "I'll thank you for all my Life." "Forget this." "You're so kind." "If you ate the dumpling, you'd be sick." "A kid died after eating it last night." "Pay your rent if you have money." "If not, pay me later." "Thanks." "You'll soon get used to the job." "You must use your strength cleverly." "Just strength would not work." "This is new, I'm used to the rear push." "Why are you laughing?" "Never mind her." "Your words reminds her of our boss." "Do you pull rickshaws too, sir?" "Not in daytime." "You're so hard working." "You're a cunning lad." "Teach Wang the job." "Teach him how to serve customers." "Let me teach you, Mr. Wang." "You're my teacher then." "There isn't really that much to it." "Board the rickshaw." "Give a kick when you start." "Running is smooth after you've started." "Keep quiet while you pull." "Speak nicely to the customer." "What would be nice to say?" "You've arrived, sir." "Don't bother to pay, sir." "What if he really doesn't pay?" "Nobody would be like that." "He would even give you tips." "I wouldn't if it were me." "Only a bastard would not pay." "Why are you cursing me?" "That's because you refuse to pay." "I must pay to avoid the cursing." "Take care not to bump into others." "If you do, release the car, step out." "Say sorry politely." "See, I get bumped in haste." "What I mean is in cases like this." "It isn't a single person's fault." "When he sees you're so polite." "His anger will be calmed down." "I can't see why I must step out." "In case you meet a rough man." "You can escape his attack." "Look." "Are you blind?" "See, if you had stepped out." "It's to your advantage." "Can I tackle him with my handles?" "That would be bad." "Your customer would fall off." "Let's have a competition." "Go up." "Hit me." "I will." "How can you pull like that?" "Can you see it?" "You're making it real." "Sorry." "Charge less, and work harder." "Don't overcharge your customers." "Thanks for the first lesson." "The rest is up to you." "Go ahead." "Rickshaw." "Take my rickshaw" "Shing Huang Miao 40 cents, 50 cents, 30 cents." "Excuse me." "What's the hurry?" "Rickshaw." "Please take mine." "Rickshaw." "How are you?" "I bet 50 cents on 'Fiery'" "I saw a bill in my dream last." "That may be 'ball', 'bull', 'bell'." "Right, I will bet $1 on each of them." "I'll win and have a new year party." "Let's go." "Right, let's go." "Bet 50 cents on 'Quarry' for me" "I just saw Ho in a quarrel with his wife." "Let me jot it down." "Hurry up." "Where is the kid?" "Ling Tze." "Did you see Ling Tze?" "I didn't notice." "Ling Tze..." "I said she isn't around." "Have you settled that deal?" "Everything is set for you." "Let's make it tomorrow evening." "Remember what is expected of her." "Or it will be a disgrace for me." "Don't worry." "You know us well enough." "The trouble is I don't." "Stinking women." "Never mind her." "Your dad would be furious" "I prefer to die with you." "Ling Tze." "Damn, what a moment." "Rickshaw." "Rickshaw." "Rickshaw." "Rickshaw." "Rickshaw Where are you going?" "The stone bridge." "That would be 10 dollars." "Would that take $10?" "It's a firm price." "Don't waste my time if you don't go" "I'll pay 10 dollars." "Board the rickshaw please." "Do you know how to pull?" "Of course." "What?" "I know what I'm doing." "This isn't a cart" "I'm easing my muscles" "I refuse to ride." "You've agreed to the price." "You've got to ride, or I'll starve." "Can you hurry?" "Come out earlier if you're in a hurry." "Why don't you take a plane?" "I'm the one that's pulling." "Pull yourself if you want to be quick." "What a strange world we're in." "This is my nature" "I'll take it easy." "Make way." "Get out of the way." "Make way..." "Make way..." "I'll be bumping into someone." "Here, I've really done it." "Don't do it here" "I'm just bumping in." "It's raw and not edible;" "Let me get it." "He bumped into me." "Are you blind?" "How are you pulling your rickshaw?" "You're lucky" "I broke someone's leg the day before" "I got someone in hospital yesterday." "Yet you're still fine." "It's fate that brings us together." "Of all people, I bump into you." "This is the wonder of fate." "What a show." "Damn it" "I'll beat you up." "Why are you hitting me?" "What are you laughing at?" "Why should you be involved?" "Who are you?" "I'm your passenger." "Passenger." "Why can't you sit still?" "How did you get down anyway?" "You threw me down, that's how." "Bastard." "You're cursing me." "No, I'm cursing myself" "I just can't learn." "It's my bad luck to ride your rickshaw" "YU haven't paid yet, sir How can you ask for payment?" "Pay for the ride." "It's red he is after, right." "Right" "I'll turn him into a red egg." "Red egg?" "Do you know how red eggs become red?" "They're dyed." "Right, I'll have red cotton ready." "Ling Tze." "It's your mother." "Did you see Ling Tze?" "You didn't put her in my custody." "Where can she be?" "Go down;" "Don't let them find you here." "Good." "It's you." "When did you come up?" "While you were dying eggs." "What's your explanation this time?" "I'm not ashamed to admit what I do." "What do you want to do?" "I've got red cotton ready too." "You..." "Cooperate, and we'll be fine." "Things will get rough otherwise." "I sincerely pray." "Let me win some money." "Today's rickshaw fees." "You shattered my bones" "I'll crawl around this table." "Call out what I look like to you." "Start now" "I know, go ahead." "Can you see what I look like?" "You look exactly like a tortoise." "A real tortoise." "Come down." "Tortoise!" "I'll bet on 'Fiery'" "What?" "Tortoise." "Why must you say I look like a tortoise?" "It's what you are Bet on 'Fiery'" "I'll fire at you." "The winner will be announced now." "'Fiery' is the winning word." "We've won." "That's not bad." "I must buy everybody a drink." "I've won over seventy dollars." "Let's drink, it's on me." "It's really strange." "What so strange." "Thank your god for the tip." "I will." "Mr. Ma" "I won too." "I betted 50 cents even before you crawled." "I could see you are a fiery tortoise." "It's tortoises that grow rich and big." "What does it matter if you're rich?" "Tough luck." "Shave off the bad luck." "Take cane." "Never mind" "I won over seventy dollars on ' Fiery'." "If it catches fire, it's 'Fiery'." "Right, I'll bet on 'Fiery' again." "Damn it." "It's disgusting." "What's so good to look at?" "The old man is out, come to me tonight." "Let's go dying eggs too." "Fear not, I'm harmless." "Bones stiffen with age." "But the flesh loses vigour." "It's like mince-meat?" "The parts don't hold together." "Therefore, have no fear" "I'll just kiss you." "To get the red that brings good luck." "My finger will give a gentle thrust." "Red symbolizes the glorious sunrise." "Which carries you upwards." "With bones soft as cotton." "It's a gay and happy time." "Good." "Call me a tortoise." "But I'll bet $100 on 'Fiery'." "Ma..." "Ma..." "Right, bet on 'Fiery'." "Don't block my way, I'll bet on it." "Ma..." "This seems a strange disease." "It's certainly an interesting subject."