"[elevator bell dings]" " TA-DA." "WELCOME TO OUR NEW HOME." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" " I THINK YOU MUST HATE US." " COME ON, I-IT'S NOT SO BAD." "I KNOW IT COULD USE A LITTLE DUSTING." "[electricity fizzles] [shrieks]" "A-AND SOME NEW LIGHT BULBS." " UGH." "WHAT ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?" " SORRY, THAT WAS ME." "AIRPLANE LASAGNA DOES NOT AGREE WITH ME." "WHOA." " YEAH, NOTHING SAYS "HOME, SWEET HOME"" "LIKE A DEAD BIRD ON THE PIANO." " I KNOW." "THIS IS THE BEST HOUSE EVER!" " PERFECT, RIGHT?" "AND DOWNSTAIRS WILL BE THE BAKERY WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED." " MOM?" " NOW, TAYLOR, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT" "FROM OUR APARTMENT IN NEW YORK." " UH, MOM?" " BUT I THINK, IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE," "YOU'LL GET USED TO IT." " MOM!" " WHAT?" " WHY IS THAT CHAIR ROCKING BY ITSELF?" " IT'S JUST THE BREEZE." "I THINK." "[cat screeches and hisses, both scream]" " TAYLOR, IT'S JUST A CAT!" " THEN WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?" " 'CAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS!" "TAY, LISTEN," "THIS MOVE TO NEW ORLEANS IS GOING TO BE GREAT FOR US." "IT'S A FRESH START AFTER THE DIVORCE." " I DIDN'T WANT A FRESH START." " I WAS ON THE STATE CHAMPION GYMNASTICS TEAM." "I HAD MILLIONS OF FRIENDS." "NOW I'M GOING TO BE THE NEW KID" "WHO NOBODY KNOWS." " YOU WANT ATTENTION?" "TWO WORDS:" "FACE TATTOO." "PEOPLE WILL TALK." " TAY, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS." "EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE." "I'M GOING TO GO WASH UP." "[growl]" " FRANKIE, WHAT WAS THAT WEIRD NOISE?" " I TOLD YOU, THAT LASAGNA'S PUTTING UP A FIGHT." "EASY, GIRL." "[growling continues]" "OKAY, THAT WASN'T ME." "[electricity crackling] [chains rattling]" " [ghostly moaning] [chuckles]" " GHOST BOY!" "MOM!" " I AM LOVING THIS HOUSE." " [ghostly moaning]" " HEY, TOSS ME YOUR HEAD." "WE'LL PLAY CATCH." " WHAT?" "WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING OFF SCREAMING, LIKE YOUR SISTER?" " BECAUSE YOU ARE AWESOME." "I'M FRANKIE, BY THE WAY." " LOUIE." "WAIT." "NO INTRODUCTIONS." "I'M A GHOST," "AND I'M HERE TO SCARE YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE." "[ghostly moaning]" "PRETTY SCARY, HUH?" " NOT EXACTLY." " A PRINCESS?" "AH, COME ON, LOUIE." "YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT." " YOU ARE ADORABLE." " NO, I'M NOT." "I'M MEAN AND SCARY." "I'LL BE BACK." "WAND, PLEASE." "[playing jazz music]" " MILES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " A NEW FAMILY'S MOVED IN." "HELLO." "I'D LIKE TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION." " WE'RE GHOSTS, SON." "WHEN THEY SEE YOU, THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT." " NOT IF I'M WEARING THIS SOOTHING SHADE OF LAVENDER." "THIS COLOR SAYS, "WELCOME, FRIEND."" " DAD, WE GOT A PROBLEM." "I JUST DID MY HEADLESS BOY TRICK," "AND THE NEW GIRL THOUGHT IT WAS ADORABLE." ""ADORABLE." WHAT GHOST WANTS TO HEAR THAT?" " ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT'S VERY" " BESIDES YOU." " CALM DOWN, LOUIE." "WE'LL FIND A WAY TO SCARE THESE PEOPLE AWAY." " YOU GUYS AND YOUR SCARING." "HOW ABOUT, FOR ONCE, WE STOP ACTING LIKE GHOSTS" "AND START ACTING LIKE HOSTS?" "HUH?" "WHO'S WITH ME?" "[vacuum cleaner whirring]" " WHOA... [muffled] NOT COOL, LOUIE." "OOH, MY LUCKY PENNY!" " LOUIE." "[snaps fingers] [whoosh, pop]" " I'M ONLY SAYING, IT'S BEEN A WHILE" "SINCE I'VE HAD SOMEONE MY OWN AGE" "TO HANG OUT WITH AROUND HERE." "IT COULD BE NICE." " NICE?" "GHOSTS AREN'T NICE!" "DAD, THOSE WOMEN HAVE GOT TO GO," "AND I'M JUST THE GHOST TO DO IT." " YOU WANT TO TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS HAUNT?" " YES, I DO." "I'M GONNA BRING THE SCARE, HEH HEH, LOUIE STYLE." "[ghostly moaning]" "A BANANA?" "AW, MAN." " WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT IT COULDN'T WAIT?" " WHERE'D HE GO?" " WHO?" " THE TINY GHOST CHILD WHO WAS HOLDING HIS OWN HEAD." " SHE'S LOST IT, MOM." " MOM, I KNOW WHAT I SAW." " I GET IT." "YOU'RE GETTING BACK AT ME FOR MAKING YOU LEAVE" "ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS." " UH-OH." "SHE'S ABOUT TO LOSE IT." " HERE WE GO." "THREE, TWO" " I MAY NOT BE THE MOST PERFECT SINGLE PARENT," "BUT I'M TRYING." " YES, TRYING." " "A" FOR EFFORT." " SO I'M NOT GOOD AT SEWING OR HOUSEWORK," "AND YOU'LL BOTH PROBABLY INHERIT MY SIZE 13 FEET." " COOL." " PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT." " BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS," "AND I WANT THIS MOVE TO BE A--A NEW CHAPTER FOR US." " MOM, CALM DOWN." " [sniffling]" " YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT WAS DARK." "I WAS PROBABLY JUST SEEING THINGS." " THAT'S MY GIRL." "SORRY FOR GETTING SO EMOTIONAL." "MM. COME ON, LET'S GET SOME SLEEP." "WE HAVE A BAKERY TO OPEN." "AND REMEMBER," "THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF" "IN THIS HOUSE." "[screams] SWEET CHRISTMAS!" "WITCH!" " THAT'S YOU, MOM." " I KNEW THAT." "EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE." "TAY, YOU MISSING YOUR GYMNASTICS TEAM?" " JUST A LITTLE." " AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!" "ESPECIALLY THE MOM WHO NEEDS HER TABLES WASHED." " HI, SORRY, WE ACTUALLY OPEN TOMORROW." " OH, NO." "I WAS WALKING BY AND SAW THAT MOVE YOU JUST DID." "THAT WAS AN AMAZING BACK TUCK." " THANKS." "ALTHOUGH I DID CRUSH A MUFFIN ON MY LANDING." "I'M TAYLOR." " LILLY." "YOU GUYS JUST MOVED IN?" " THAT WE DID." "WELCOME TO PIE SQUARED." "GET IT?" "ALL THE PIES ARE SQUARE," "AND IT'S ALSO A MATH TERM, SO FUN ON TWO LEVELS." " HEY, I'M ON MY BREAK, MRS. HATHAWAY." " WELL, WE COULD SO USE YOU ON OUR GYMNASTICS TEAM." "PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO KIRSCHNER MIDDLE SCHOOL?" " I AM." "THEY HAVE A TEAM?" " YEP." "HOME OF THE FIGHTING INCHWORMS." " I WOULD LOVE TO BE AN INCHWORM." " WELL, HEY, I COULD SWING BY AFTER PRACTICE" "AND INTRODUCE YOU TO ALL THE GIRLS." "YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN." " ARE YOU SERIOUS?" "THAT'D BE GREAT." " COOL." "I'LL SEE YOU AROUND 6:00?" " GO, INCHWORMS!" "[bell jingles]" "MOM, HUGE NEWS." "THAT GIRL, LILLY, SHE'S BRINGING OVER" "SOME GIRLS FROM THE GYMNASTICS TEAM" "TO MEET ME LATER." " GREAT." "OH, BE SURE TO PUSH THE DONUTS." "THEY'RE SQUARE, TOO." "DON'T JUDGE ME." " [shrieks]" "[shrieks]" " PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED." " OKAY, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING." "YOU'RE A GHOST IN A LAVENDER SHIRT." " IT'S SOOTHING, RIGHT?" "TAY, RELAX." "I'M A GOOD GHOST." "THE NAME'S MILES," "RHYMES WITH "SMILES."" " I'M TAYLOR, RHYMES WITH "GET ME OUT OF HERE."" " LOOK, LET ME GIVE YOU THE 411 ON MILES PRESTON." "I'M INTO JOURNALING, BACKGAMMON, AND DANCING." "HEY!" "WHAT?" "HEY!" "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER." " UH-HUH." "SURE." "MOTHER!" "MOM, I KNEW I WASN'T SEEING THINGS." "THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED." " [gasps] OH, MY GOSH." " I KNOW, RIGHT?" " THAT'S CLAY BANNISTER." " AFTERNOON." "I'M CLAY BANNISTER," "FOOD CRITIC FOR THE TASTE OF NEW ORLEANS." "YES, THAT CLAY BANNISTER." " MR. BANNISTER, THANKS FOR COMING." "OH, A GOOD REVIEW FROM YOU WOULD BE HUGE." "UH, LET ME GRAB YOU SOME PIE TO SAMPLE." " MOM, DID YOU HEAR A WORD I SAID?" " THAT'S NICE, DEAR." " ALL RIGHT." "TIME TO GET MY SCARE ON." " HEY, LOUIE." " [screams]" "DON'T DO THAT." "YOU REALLY SCARED ME." " CAN THAT GUY SEE YOU?" " NO, ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE HOUSE CAN." "NOW, CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?" " I WAS THINKING I CAN GIVE YOU A FEW TIPS ON SCARING PEOPLE." "BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I SENSE YOU'RE STRUGGLING." " OH, REALLY?" "WELL, WATCH THIS." "I DON'T GET IT." "IT'S SUPPOSED TO-- [screams] SCARY CLOWN!" " YAY!" " HE WAS THERE A MINUTE AGO, I PROMISE." " HERE WE GO, MR. BANNISTER." "ONE FRESH APPLE WALNUT." "FINGERS CROSSED." " NAPKIN, PLEASE." "I'M NOT AN ANIMAL." " SORRY, DAD." "PRETTY WEAK SCARE, HUH?" " HEY, YOU'LL GET THERE, SON." "NOW, YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR OLD MAN IN ACTION?" " OH, YEAH." " WELL, I MUST SAY-- [belches]" "HUH!" "OH, MY." "THIS IS GOING TO GET VERY UNPLEASANT." "[horn blowing]" " [coughs]" " [clucking]" " MOM, THE MAN'S POSSESSED." "ADMIT IT." "WE'VE GOT GHOSTS." " TAYLOR, JUST BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD THINGS" "DOESN'T MEAN-  [clucking]" " YEAH." "WE'VE GOT GHOSTS." " NO ONE SCARES OFF AN IMPORTANT FOOD CRITIC" "AND MESSES WITH MY BUSINESS." "THIS COULD GET UGLY, GIRLS." "[shrieks]" "HOLY MOLEY!" "THOSE ARE GHOSTS!" "DON'T BE SCARED, LITTLE ONES." "MOMMY'S HERE." " HEY, THERE'S THE "L" DOG." "DAP IT." " NO." "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" " OKAY, I'M SENSING A LOT OF TENSION HERE." "WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?" " DANCING LESSONS?" " INTRODUCTIONS." "LET'S GO AROUND THE ROOM AND EACH GIVE OUR NAME" "AND ONE INTERESTING FACT ABOUT OURSELVES." "I'M MILES." "I'M ALLERGIC TO TAFFY." " WELL, I'M RAY," "BUT IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER," "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE IN OUR HOUSE MUCH LONGER." " YEAH, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO PACK UP AND GO" "BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER." " WHEN HE GETS WORKED UP, HE PUTS ON AN EVENING GOWN." " PEOPLE, FOCUS." "YOU THINK I WANTED TO MOVE INTO THIS HOUSE OF HORRORS?" "I LEFT BEHIND MY ENTIRE LIFE." " YEAH, IT'S TRUE." "IT'S ALL IN HER DIARY..." "WHICH I DID NOT ACCIDENTALLY READ." " UNBELIEVABLE." "I FINALLY GOT A CHANCE TO MAKE FRIENDS HERE," "BUT I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BUNCH" "OF STUPID GHOSTS RUINING IT?" " WAH, WAH, WAH." " ZIP IT, TINY TIM." "BIG PEOPLE ARE TALKING." " OH, OH-OH." "OH, NO." "YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE." "SO LET'S DO THIS." "[high-pitched voice] I'M A RABBIT, AREN'T I?" " UH, HE'S STILL LEARNING." " LISTEN CLOSELY." "YOU'VE GOT 20 MINUTES" "TO PACK YOUR THINGS AND GET OUT OF HERE." "YOU GOT THAT, SAXOPHONE STU?" "GOOD SLAM, RIGHT?" "'CAUSE HIS NAME'S RAY." " OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY." "HOPE YOU GOT YOUR MITTENS." " MITTENS?" "THAT'S YOUR COMEBACK?" "IT'S 80 DEGREES OUTSIDE." "[wind whipping]" "OKAY!" "THE MITTENS MAKE SENSE NOW!" "SCORE ONE FOR RAY!" " THANK YOU!" " WHOO-HOO!" "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" " THIS IS A NIGHTMARE." "I HAVE TO CANCEL WITH LILLY." " YOU ARE NOT CANCELLING ANYTHING." "I'M CALLING IN A GHOST EXTERMINATOR." "both:" "CAT!" "[cat yelping] [spooky music]" " DOKARA!" "CASSIMMI!" "WOPATINA!" " WELL, IF THE GHOSTS DON'T SCARE OFF MY FRIENDS," "THIS GHOST BUSTER WILL." " SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING." "SHE CAME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED" "FROM THE MAN OUTSIDE WHO TALKS TO HIS HAND." " DOKARA!" "CASSIMMI!" "WOPATINA!" " UM, IF THIS IS THE BABYSITTER," "I'D LIKE TO SEE REFERENCES." " NOPE, SHE'S HERE TO GET RID OF OUR GHOST PROBLEM." " NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT." "YO, LADY." "WE NEED TO TALK." " [screeching gibberish]" " YOU'RE BUSY." "I GET IT." " OH, MAN, THE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES." "I JUST WON'T OPEN THE DOOR." " NO, I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT CANCELLING," "AND YOU'RE NOT." "GO." "I'VE GOT THIS." "IT'S ALL GOOD." " OH, NO." "THIS IS BAD." "VERY BAD." " WHAT IS IT?" " I'M FEELING STRANGE VIBRATIONS." "WAIT." "OH, IT'S JUST A TEXT." " [screams] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" " SCARED?" "YOU SHOULD BE." "I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU DOWN, TAYLOR." "IN PING-PONG." " LOOK, MILES, YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY NICE..." "WHATEVER YOU ARE," "BUT I'VE GOT A CHANCE TO MAKE ACTUAL FRIENDS HERE," "SO DO YOUR LITTLE GHOST THING AND DISAPPEAR." " I GET IT." "YOU HAVE PLANS." "WELL, THE LEAST I CAN DO IS HELP" "AFTER MY FAMILY MADE SUCH A MESS." "NOT BAD, RIGHT?" "I CLEANED THE WHOLE BAKERY AND-  [yelps]" " WAXED THE KITCHEN FLOOR." "SORRY." " MILES." "I HAVE ICING IN MY HAIR." "[doorbell buzzing]" " OH, NO." "THEY'RE HERE." " DON'T WORRY." "I CAN FIX THIS." "IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND." "[hairdryer blowing, scissors snipping]" " [screams]" "I LOOK LIKE THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN." " DO YOU WANT IT BIGGER?" " NO, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE." "JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME." "GOT IT?" " [chanting]" " WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" "ANOTHER FAKE GHOST BUSTER?" "HA!" "WE'RE SO SCARED." " WOPATINA." "[ominous humming]" " LET'S GO BACK UPSTAIRS, SON." "[chuckles]" " SCORE ONE FOR MICHELLE." " ONE MORE TIME." " YEAH." "UH-OH." "[bell jingling]" " THERE THEY ARE." " HEY, TAYLOR." "ARE YOU" "EVERYTHING OKAY?" " YEAH." "JUST A BAD HAIR DAY." "[laughs awkwardly]" "YOU GUYS MUST BE THE REST OF THE GYMNASTICS TEAM." "COME ON IN." " YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING ON YOUR NOSE THERE." " DO I?" "HUH." "WEIRD." " SO THIS IS SUSAN, ANNE, AND KIMBER." "SUSAN IS ALSO FROM NEW YORK," "AND KIMBER IS SUPER INTO BAKING," "SO EVERYONE COULDN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU." " REALLY?" "THAT IS SO COOL." " [chanting]" " [loudly] SO, SO COOL." "I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LIKE BAKING?" "OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE BAKING!" "BAKING IS AMAZING!" "WHO DOESN'T LIKE BAKING?" "SO COOL." "SO, SUSAN, WHERE IN NEW YORK ARE YOU FROM?" " ALBANY?" " GOOD TOWN, GOOD TOWN." "WHO WANTS LEMONADE?" " SURE." "SO I WAS TELLING THE GIRLS" "ABOUT THAT KILLER GYMNASTICS MOVE I SAW YOU DO." " OH, LILLY'S JUST BEING NICE." "ALTHOUGH MY OLD COACH DID NICKNAME ME "STICK,"" "'CAUSE I'M SO SURE-FOOTED AND ALWAYS NAILED MY-- [squeals]" "LANDINGS." " SORRY." "I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED I WAXED THAT SPOT, TOO." " GO AWAY." " ARE YOU TALKING TO US?" " NO." "I'M TALKING TO MYSELF." " I'M GETTING A LITTLE FREAKED OUT HERE." " UM, TAYLOR, I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE." " CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU." " UM, OKAY." "WELL, SEE YOU IN SCHOOL." " YEP." "CAN'T WAIT." "[lock clicks]" " UM, THE DOOR'S LOCKED." " I'LL GET IT." "[wind whooshes] [thud]" " DID YOU SEE THAT LAYOUT?" " DID I TELL YOU?" "TAY, YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US" "TO THE GYM TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL." "PROMISE?" " I PROMISE." "THANKS, GUYS." "FIGHTING INCHWORMS!" "YAY!" " CONGRATULATIONS, TAYLOR." "SORRY I ALMOST MESSED IT UP FOR YOU." " ARE YOU KIDDING?" "YOU SAVED IT FOR ME." "THANKS, MILES." " YOU GOT IT." "I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WANT TO MAKE A FRIEND." "IT'S BEEN A WHILE." " YOU KNOW WHAT?" "MAYBE YOU AND I CAN BE FRIENDS." " REALLY?" "I'D LIKE THAT." "[both chuckle] [ominous music]" "HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "TAYLOR?" " MILES?" " THEY'RE ALL HERE." "IT'S TIME." " DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?" " MOM, PLEASE." "YOU CAN'T DO THIS." " I'M SORRY, HONEY." "IT HAS TO HAPPEN." " ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?" " AFRAID NOT." "ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS SAY BYE TO OUR HOME." "A LOT OF GOOD MEMORIES HERE WITH YOU BOYS." " WAIT." "CALL OFF THE SPELL." " WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CALL OFF THE SPELL"?" "YOU WANTED THEM GONE MORE THAN ANY OF US." " I WAS WRONG." "THEY AREN'T JUST A BUNCH OF GHOSTS." "THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE." "MILES JUST REALLY HELPED ME OUT." " BUT CHILDREN SHOULDN'T BE AROUND GHOSTS." "I MEAN, THAT'S PARENTING 101." "I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD MOM." " THEN TRUST ME AND SAVE THEM." " PLEASE HELP US." " COME ON." " AH, PLEASE." "WE'LL DO ANYTHING." " TAYLOR." " OKAY, YOU'RE--YOU'RE RIGHT." "I CAN'T DO THIS." "SHUT IT DOWN, STICK LADY." " FINE." "I GET PAID EITHER WAY." "GHOSTUS RESURECTUS." "[ominous music]" " IT'S NOT WORKING." "GIVE ME THAT." "[glass breaking]" " OHH!" "[whoosh]" " TAY, YOU DID IT." "THEY'RE COMING BACK." " YOU SMASHED MY MAGIC ORB." "YOU OWE ME 6 BUCKS." " WHEW!" "MY ARMS." "OH, YEAH." "THE FLESH CANNONS HAVE RETURNED." "[kiss kiss]" " [laughing]" "I HAVE MY LEGS!" "I HAVE MY LEGS!" "I CAN DANCE AGAIN." "OOH." "all:" "YAY." " YEAH." " TAYLOR, THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK." " OF COURSE." "WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?" " SO I HAVE NO CLUE HOW THIS'LL WORK" "TWO FAMILIES, ONE HOUSE" "BUT WE'RE WILLING TO TRY IF YOU ARE." " YEAH." " WE ARE." " YEAH." "ABSOLUTELY." " [scoffs] FOR NOW." " DID THE LITTLE ONE JUST SAY "FOR NOW"?" "I-I THINK HE JUST SAID "FOR NOW."" " THIS IS..." "NICE." " HEY, I KNOW." "WHY DON'T WE ALL GO AROUND THE ROOM AND-- all:" "NO." " I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." "I'M TAYLOR, AND I THINK" "LIVING WITH GHOSTS WILL BE ALL RIGHT." " BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." "WHO WANTS TURKEY?" "[jazzy music playing]" " THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT." " LOUIE." "NOT BAD, SON." " THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME."