"♪ camp lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪ [scream]" "♪ cape lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪" "♪ cape lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪" "♪ cape lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪" "♪ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "♪" "♪ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "♪ [screaming]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom," "Pranks are like creamed spinach..." "They're easier to dish out than they are to swallow." "[squirt singing in shower]" "The prank king strikes again... [squirt humming happily]" "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Ahh." "I wonder what's for dessert." "Blarghhh!" "Gotcha!" "[laughs] [gasping] [panting] [laughs] [angry groan] [laughs]" "They oughta find this one shocking..." "Guys, sorry about trying to prank you." "Shake?" "Ugh, sure." "Huh?" "Weird..." "Tell me about it..." "Put 'er there buddy!" "Apology accepted!" "What's wrong with this thing?" "[screams] [laughing]" "Mail call!" "This one's addressed to the prank king!" "Well, at least somebody still respects royalty!" "Enjoy the pie, stank king!" "Your non-pal, buttsquat." "Pranked by buttsquat..." "Harsh." "Wait there's more" "Pie goes great with Ice cream!" "[scream]" "Do they know who they're laughing at?" "I'm the prank king!" "At least I was..." "I want my prank mojo back!" "[voice echoes] [thunder] [scream]" "Whoa!" "[scream]" "Ohh, I didn't see that coming!" "Yank the pranky?" "Alright..." "Allow me to introduce myself," "I'm hanky pranky " "The pixie prank master!" "A pranking pixie?" "Awesome!" "So you say you've lost your prank mojo..." "Yeah, I'd do anything to get it back." "Repeat:" "Anything." "Did you say..." "Anything?" "Twice!" "Yer in the right place then!" "I am?" "Oops, that's right:" "First you've gotta free me..." "By reading' this." "Huh, hold it." "Why are you trapped in there in the first place?" "'tis a long story." "Too long." "Okay, but you gotta swear" "You'll help me get my mojo back." "Oh hoh ho, I swear alright." "Uh, hm 'hanky pranky, stinky stanky," "Come and prank our camp so swanky'." "[laughter]" "Weeheehee!" "Ye won't regret this!" "Awesome!" "Let's do this!" "[humming happily]" "Prank lesson one." "The ol' classic, breath-of-fresh-air gag!" "Wuh?" "[whimper]" "Whoa!" "Aw yeah!" "The prank king is back!" "[laughs]" "Not bad!" "But it could be better." "Observe." "Uh, isn't that a bit mean?" "Hey, it's just a joke." "Don't ye want to be" "The greatest prankster lakebottom's ever seen?" "Whoa ho ho!" "[cackles]" "High five!" "Come on, don't leave me hanging!" "Muahahaha!" "Sawyer's head:" "Hello!" "Need a little help here!" "[cackles]" "Prank lesson two:" "The who-wants-a- snack-attack?" "Never fails!" "[whistling happily]" "Huh?" "[gasp]" "Nuts in a can?" "Finders keepers!" "[chuckling] [laughs]" "Go prank king, go prank king!" "Alright, alright you got me." "[laughs]" "Gaaaah!" "Nice snakey..." "Oh no!" "Real snakes?" "That's not cool!" "You want to be prank king or what?" "Yes?" "Yes... [gasp] [laughs]" "So not funny, mcgee!" "[crying]" "Hahaha, it's not "funny"," "It's heehee-larious!" "[cackles]" "You see what I did there?" "High five?" "Prank lesson three is worthy of a true prank king!" "Hit it, boyo!" "Goes fish!" "[sniffs] [sneezing]" "That was epic!" "[loud sneeze] [boom] [cackles]" "Hanky, easy on the pranks!" "Those are my friends!" "Oh hoh ho!" "You're not going to give up now, are ye?" "I thought you wanted to be prank king?" "I don't want to be prank king" "If it's done with pranks like this." "So..." "Pack up your gag bag, you pranking pipsqueak!" "You're fired!" "[evil laugh]" "Ye think ye can get rid of me that easily?" "Guys, I am so sorry!" "We don't want to hear it!" "Your pranks used to be fun but now they're just mean." "No wait!" "I can explain." "Well you see I was walking and um-uh-uh" "Gretch!" "Heads up!" "Shark!" "We're tired of being targets!" "[screams]" "Noooooo!" "[grunting and screaming] [cackles] [scream]" "High five!" "Let her go!" "[grunts]" "Shame on you, mcgee!" "Shame!" "Shame!" "Shame!" "But it wasn't me!" "It was him!" "What?" "Pretty funny," "You must be very proud of yourself huh mcgee." "It's a pranking pixie dude I freed from a tree!" "Armand:" "Ahhhh!" "Stop the shark!" "[cackles] I like it here!" "I think I'll stick around!" "[screams] [cackles]" "♪ go prank king, go prank king!" "♪" "♪ go prank king!" "♪" "What have I done?" "[cackles]" "You bottom dwellers are more fun" "Than a barrel of stink bombs!" "[sighs]" "Ah come on!" "[coughing]" "[coughs]" "I'm outta here!" "I gotta face it!" "The only way they'll be safe is if I leave camp." "And I'm not coming back 'til I find that pixie and end his pranking for good." "Trust me guys I'm not the one doing all this!" "But I will fix it, I promise!" "All:" "Right..." "Get out here, hanky!" "I had to leave camp lakebottom because of you!" "Didja now?" "Very funny." "That does it!" "I'm gonna put you back in that tree where you belong!" "'hanky pranky stinky stanky" "Oof!" "[chuckles]" "Listen up, laddie." "I didn't get released" "After being trapped for a thousand years" "Just to be a sidekick to a prank king!" "The scroll only gets me out," "You gotta out prank me to get me back in!" "Then I challenge you to a prank off!" "I win, you go back into the tree." "But if I win... [gulp] I get the picture." "Deal!" "Ha!" "You'll never beat me." "I know every lame prank in your book." "You're nothing but a washed up prank tank of failure!" "Oh it's on." "Yeah..." "What about this one?" "What?" "Prepare to eat canned snakes!" "Hehehe!" "He-lariously lame!" "Gretch:" "How about this one?" "Hi-yah!" "Oh!" "Gotcha!" "I know you're around here somewhere..." "Ow!" "Yeah!" "You guys believed me?" "We realized that you could never pull off those pranks." "It had to be a pixie." "[evil laugh]" "I'm gonna prank camp lakebottom" "Back to the prank ages!" "Yeah, that makes no sense." "Make sense of this!" "[cackles] [screaming]" "You think you can slip away from me?" "Aww, do you have to split so soon?" "Does anyone know how to steer a banana?" "[screaming]" "Maybe I can beat the ultimate prankster" "By doing exactly what he expects:" "Lamest pranks ever!" "[all groaning]" "Come on out, bottom dwellers!" "Pranky will getcha sooner or later..." "Sawyer:" "We surrender!" "We surrender!" "The true prank king won." "Shake?" "Hold the whoopee cushion," "You really thought you could get me with that joy buzzer?" "Put some effort into it, boyo!" "Whoa!" "[cackles]" "Ow!" "Hey pranky, take this!" "Or how about this!" "[cackles] [laughter]" "That's it!" "Not my snap hands!" "Hell-o!" "Sasquatch wedgie!" "[laughter] 'tisn't funny." "No, it's heehee-larious!" "Ough!" "Oof!" "You'll pay for this, mcgee!" "That's "prank king" to you!" "Noooo!" "[relieved sighs]" "Oops." "Pranks-a-lot mcgee." "The prank king is back!" "Well thanks," "But the king is nothing without his loyal subjects." "You said it, high five!" "Don't leave us hanging!" "[chuckles] oh!" "[gibberish groaning] [screaming]" "Brains!" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom," "Today I learned something very important" "About my brain..." "I want to keep it!" "[chuckles] hey!" "Check it out." "I'm weaving a hat out of lizard tails for my mom..." "Or not." "Another potholder for my mother." "I made this for my mom!" "[loud shriek] don't worry, fluffy." "I'll make you one later." "Your mommies are lucky to have kids like you." "Oh that reminds me, sawyer." "Can you mail this postcard to my mom?" "Sure... [sobbing]" "Hey, what's the matter, zom-buddy?" "[sobs] got something in my eye." "[sobbing] [loud splashing]" "[clears sinuses]" "Just keep lovin' your mamas." "[sobbing] eww!" "He turned my potholder into a snot-holder!" "[phone rings]" "Hello?" "I just wanted to call and say hi..." "What?" "No, I'm not changing my mind and I'm not moving back home!" "What's up with sawyer?" "No vorries." "It's a family thing." "Never get involved" "With other people's family things." "[phone rings]" "Hell-o?" "Oh he can't come to the phone right now... [sobbing]" "Really?" "Great idea." "Sure..." "Got a pen?" "Gonna help sawyer out with his "family thing"." "[groaning]" "Wha-what's that?" "Woman:" "Yoo hoo!" "Young man!" "Wow!" "I can't believe you're already here!" "Sawyer's gonna be so surprised" "That you're..." "A zombie?" "Well, aren't you the smart one!" "Must be that big, juicy brain!" "[screaming] zombie mom!" "Whoa, where's the fire, campers?" "[all screaming] zombie!" "[hissing]" "Brain!" "Sawyer:" "Mom?" "What are you doing here?" "[armand screams]" "My baby..." "B-but, how did you find me?" "Just trying to..." "Help?" "Heh." "You're welcome?" "Well, thanks for ruining my afterlife, buttinski." "Introduce me to your little feast, er, friends?" "Sawyer:" "Mom, these are my campers," "Who are not for snacking." "Campers, this..." "Is my mother." "All:" "Hi." "Nice to eat you!" "[screaming]" "Okay, let's get you unpacked." "Didn't exactly think the whole" "Zombie mom thing through, didja?" "Who woulda thunk a zombie's mom" "Would be a zombie mom!" "Sorry I messed up, sawyer." "I thought you missed your mom." "I did..." "I do..." "It's just my mom always treats me like a little kid." "Plus, she's kinda crazy for" "Brains!" "[screams]" "I haven't seen her since I gave up brains" "To run camp lakebottom." "Remember, keep your weapons close and your eyes open." "You never know When she may strike!" "Sweet dreams, campers." "Great!" "How are we gonna survive the night" "With zombie mom wandering around" "With a bad case of the munchies?" "We let her know the snack bar is closed!" "I'll take guard duty." "No one gets by eagle eye mcgee." "[yawns] [snoring]" "Huh?" "[screams]" "Back, undead beast!" "I mean, mrs." "Undead beast!" "[grunting]" "Let him go!" "[groaning]" "Time for breakfast!" "[screams] sawyer:" "Mom?" "Where are you?" "Coming baby!" "Well, she seems nice." "I like her." "Except for the brain eating part." "[sobbing] looks like someone's been" "Messing with family business..." "Mcgee!" "[screaming]" "Mom!" "You can't just wander around" "Trying to snack on my campers!" "Oh, don't be mad." "I made your favourite" "Coooookies..." "Ginger brainies!" "Ginger b-b-brainies!" "Well, I guess one couldn't hurt." "Oh don't you look precious?" "Who's mommy's little zombie?" "I am." "[giggles]" "I'll be in der kitchen sharpening my knives." "Scream if you need me." "[quietly groaning]" "Cool." "I have the same sailor suit." "Shhh!" "I just wanna take a peek." "This is disturbing on so many levels." "Don't you want to come home with mommy?" "Maybe, mommy..." "Don't you want to eat brains again?" "[gasps]" "Well, I..." "Um, sometimes..." "Mcgee:" "No, mommy!" "Sawyer!" "Don't listen to her!" "But she's my mommy!" "I just want you to be happy..." "And eat brains!" "Is that so wrong?" "Hands off our buddy's brain!" "Are you gunna offer her a snack?" "It's all I could find." "[grunting] let him go!" "All your fighting is tearing me apart!" "[sobbing]" "Did mean mcgee upset you, dear?" "That's okay." "Mommy's going to tell you a deadtime story." "Yay, a story!" "Once upon a time" "There was a good little zombie who loved his mommy," "Ate up all his braaiinnss," "And grew big and strong." "[groans] brains..." "That's it sweetie," "Take a nice little dirt nap." "Uh, I think it's time to go." "No!" "Sawyer needs us!" "No, he needs his mommy!" "So my sweet, little, undead boy's coming back home" "To be what he's meant to be!" "A zombie!" "[evil laugh]" "That was a short nap." "Brains!" "[screaming]" "Brains!" "[screaming]" "Brains!" "I'm so proud of my zom-boy." "Now let's go get some brains!" "Whew!" "I thought I'd never find my way home." "Ooof!" "Armand!" "Sawyer and his mom have gone full on zombie!" "It's a mom zom-pocalypse!" "It's a what?" "They want to eat our brains!" "Ooh..." "To the mess hall!" "I'll hold them off!" "[feeble roar]" "Both:" "Brains!" "[panting]" "Rosebud, let us in!" "Password please!" "[zombie groans] brains!" "Ahh!" "That's it!" "One second... [zombie groans] brains!" "Hah!" "[munching]" "Rosebud!" "Now would be good!" "[sighs] [screams]" "It's a madhouse out there!" "Armand, um, how did you get in?" "The back door is open." "Good thing too," "Otherwise I'd be stuck outside with those zombies!" "Nuts!" "Brains!" "Gaaah!" "[groaning] [screaming]" "Brains!" "Brains!" "[screams]" "Rosebud:" "Campers!" "Head for the high ground!" "Zombies can't jump." "That's it!" "Brains!" "Gotcha!" "[grunting]" "Mcgee!" "Gotcha!" "Now show mother how much you love her" "By eating mcgee's braaaainns!" "[laughs]" "Sawyer, no!" "[gasp]" "My post card!" "Sawyer, listen to this!" "Dear mom, I love camp lakebottom," "Especially my counselor, sawyer." "Nooo!" "Don't listen to him!" "He keeps us more or less safe" "And makes every moment at lakebottom fun, fun, fun." "Love, mcgee." "Um, p.S. He doesn't eat brains Like ever!" "You, you wrote to your mom," "About me?" "Sawyer!" "Finish your brains or there's no desserts!" "Brains!" "[groans] [gasps]" "No!" "More!" "Braaiinns!" "Hear that mom?" "[whimper] [loud roar]" "Oh!" "Now you sit right there and listen." "Do I lie awake at night" "Dreaming of scooping out the camper's brains" "And eating them like ice cream?" "Sure!" "But I don't, 'cause being a camp counsellor" "Is my true dream" "And camp lakebottom is my home now." "And if you can't handle it, mom, [whimpers] ...Just go." "This is all your fault!" "You're a bad influence!" "No mom, this is my choice." "These little brains aren't for eating!" "Please, mommy?" "Okay, sonny..." "What a great mom," "Except for the brain eating part." "Aw!" "Group hug!" "Or not." "I'm good either way."