"Roll up, roll up for the magical mystery tour, step right this way" "Roll up..." "Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour" "that's an invitation" "to make a reservation" "The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away waiting to take you away" "Roll up..." "Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour" "got everything you need" "satisfaction guaranteed" "The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away hoping to take you away" "When a man buys a ticket for a magical mystery tour..." "He knows what to expect." "We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime." "And that's just what he gets..." "The incredible MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR" "The magical mystery tour" "Roll up..." "Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour that's an invitation" "to make a reservation" "The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away coming to take you away" "The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away dying to take you away take you today..." "We're going to be late" "I can't go any quicker" "Stop it!" "Come on!" "Richard B. Starkey and his aunt, Jessica are always arguing about one thing or another" "I'm going..." "Go on!" "And what with today being Sunday and the weather looking up... you'd think they'd have given it a rest" "Will you stop that sitting down?" "All right, all right." "What's your hurry?" "But no." "On and on they go" "Good morning, said Richard" ""Good Afternoon, sir," said the courier" "They were late." "Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls" "Welcome to the" "Magical Mystery Tour!" "I am your courier..." "Jolly Jimmy Johnson!" " All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy" " And you are all my friends" "Over here is your hostess, that lovely, delightful, delectable" "Wendy Winters" "And over here is our driver for the trip - that wonderful driver we hope..." "Alf!" "Off you go, Alf" "Fasten your seat belts please Away, way, way we go" "Get the popcorns out." "Right had arm." "There we are." "Splendid" "Anyway, I'll tell you something You ain't coming away with me anymore" "I bought the tickets for the trip" "Yeah, with my money" "I bought them." "I'm taking you out." "I gave you the money, darling" "You've done nothing but eye all the fellows on the coach since we got here" "Since Uncle Jack died, you've never been the same." "Of course I ain't, 'cause I ain't got Uncle Jack, Have I?" "I gotta get somebody else, haven't I?" "Do a bit of knitting, It'd do you good." "Who for?" "You?" "Should I knit for you?" "No, don't knit for me" "Who is that man?" "Oh, that's Mr. Bloodvessel" "He's quite harmless." "He comes on all the trips" "He thinks he's the courier" "Last time he thought he was the driver" "You know when I saw your first film, I really thought you had something" "Wasn't it "Blue Lady"? "LADY IN BLUE" Something like that?" "Excuse me, sir..." "I'd like to take a photograph of the young lady" "Day after day" "Alone on a hill" "The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still" "But nobody wants to know him" "They can see that he's just a fool" "And he never gives an answer" "But the fool on the hill" "Sees the sun going down" "And the eyes in his head" "See the world spinning 'round" "Well on his way" "Head in a cloud" "The man with a thousand voices talking perfectly loud" "But nobody ever hear him or the sound he appears to make and he never seems to notice" "But the fool on the hill" "Sees the sun going down" "And the eyes in his head" "See the world spinning 'round" "And nobody seems to like him they can tell what he wants to do and he never shows his feeling" "But the fool on the hill" "Sees the sun going down" "And the eyes in his head" "See the world spinning 'round" "And he never listens to them" "He knows that they're the fools" "They don't like him" "The fool on the hill" "Sees the sun going down" "And the eyes in his head" "See the world spinning 'round" "Good morning, lads and lasses" "My name is Miss Winters" "Good morning, Miss Winters Miss Winters, Miss Winters" "If there's anything I can do for you... you know what to do..." "We at the Magical Mysteries only have your best interest at heart" "thank you..." "As the bus leaves the town behind and heads for the country..." "Everything begins to change" "Well, almost everything" "Already the magic is beginning to work" "Jolly good..." "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Jolly good, Sarge, carry on..." "On your marks!" "If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen the view is not very inspiring" "But if you look to the right..." "Beyond the blue horizon for above the clouds... in a land that no one knows..." "Live four or five magicians..." "Who spend their days casting wonderful spells" "Come with me now into that secret place..." "Where the eyes of man have never set foot" "Where's the bus?" "Where's the bus?" "Where's the bus?" "It's coming" "Where's the bus?" "The bus..." "The bus is ten miles north on the Jewsbury Road" "It's only ten miles away." "ten miles!" "..." "Ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left" "Now there you see the ancient Roman ruins" "They really have been there an awful long time" "They are, in fact, a little difficult to see because they're almost flattened to the ground" "Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are happening" "Indeed, the magic is so powerful that even Mr. Bloodvessel emerges from his shell" "He turns to speak" "If I may the liberty, Mister" "Be my guest" "My dear lady..." "My dear lady, doesn't intuition tell you what I feel?" "Don't interrupt..." "You bring out my..." "I..." "I love you!" "I am the courier good morning... men..." "and... women... welcome..." "I am your friendly courier" "Mr Bllodvessel is my name" "Buster Bloodvessel" "I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves..." "Within the limits of British decency" "You know what I mean don't you?" "Well, don't you?" "Yes, Mr. Bloodvessel" "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together" "See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly" "I'm crying" "Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come" "Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday" "Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long" "I am the eggman they are the eggmen" "I am the walrus" "Mister City P'liceman sitting" "Pretty little policemen in a row" "See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run" "I'm crying" "I'm cry" "Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye" "Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess" "Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down" "I am the eggman they are the eggmen" "I am the walrus" "Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun" "If the sun don't come, you get a tan from" "Standing in the English rain" "I am the eggman they are the eggmen" "I am the walrus" "Expert texpert choking smokers" "Don't you think the joker laughs at you?" "See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snide" "I'm crying" "Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower" "Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna" "Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe" "I am the eggman they are the eggmen" "I am the walrus" "I've got a present for you, do you know what it is?" "no" "Have a guess no" "Come on, have a guess no" "Have a guess no" "Have a guess!" "no!" "Well, you're going to get it anyway" "What's that?" "Do you want to blow it?" "no" "All right, should we give it to George?" "yes" "Thank you" "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?" "Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon is approximately one fifteen thank you" "Now, shut up" "Shut up to me!" "I've had enough of it!" "I can't stand it any more!" "I'm getting off!" "Don't get hysterical" "Aunt Jessie's hungry" "And she's dreaming" "She's dreaming about food food food" "Beautiful food lettuces... potatoes... apples... food oh lovely food" "Lots and lots of spaghetti" "This time I mean it" "I can't breathe anymore" "It's too much" "All this mud in forty-five minutes?" "I can hardly get my breath" "It's intake, Jessie not output" "I am, I am!" "I am already" "Three times this week already" "For goodness sake" "Jessie, sit down remember..." "I don't care!" "This is the way he would have wanted it" "Penendello, help me up the stairs" "Wake up, Jessie" "It's time to go" "Here we are again!" "Everybody up quickly" "There's a fog upon L.A." "And my friends have lost their way" "We'll be over soon they said" "Now they've lost themselves instead" "Please don't be long please don't you be very long" "Please don't be long or I may be asleep" "Well it only goes to show" "Ask a policeman on the street" "Ask a policeman on the street" "There's so many there to meet" "Please don't be long please don't you be very long" "Please don't be long or I may be asleep" "Now it's past my bed I know" "And I'd really like to go" "Soon will be the break of day" "Sitting here in Blue Jay Way" "Please don't be long please don't you be very long" "Please don't be long or I may be asleep" "Please don't be long please don't you be very long" "Please don't be long" "Well, well, well" "They are a happy crowd" "Come on, come on" "Back on the bus..." "come on" "Oh!" "I wonder what the magicians are cooking up now?" "Talk about your magical mysteries..." "I spent half an hour looking for that sugar" "I spent half an hour looking for that sugar" "Is there one for me?" "There's one over here, Richie" "Oh, how are you, Bonzo?" "Any news of the bus?" "The bus is ten miles north on the Jewsbury Road" "And they're having a lovely time they're having a lovely time they're having a lovely time" "Could you tell me what's next on the agenda?" "A Song" "No, no not you" "Them!" "On the bus!" "Join in." "What's the matter with you?" "Ladies and gentlemen, when the coach stops, would the gentlemen please follow Mr. Johnson?" "The ladies stay with me" "That night Cutie called a cab baby don't do that" "She left her East Side room so drab baby don't do that" "She went out on the town" "Knowin' it would make her lover frown" "Death-cab for Cutie" "Death-cab for Cutie" "Someone's gonna make you pay your fare" "The cab was racin' through the night baby don't do that" "His eyes in the mirror, keepin' Cutie in sight baby don't do that" "When he saw Cutie, it gave him a thrill" "Don't you know, baby curves can kill" "Death-cab for Cutie" "Death-cab for Cutie" "Someone's gonna make you pay your fare" "Cutie, don't you play with fate" "Don't leave your lover alone" "If you go out on this date" "His heart will turn to stone" "Bad girl, Cutie, what have you done baby don't do that" "Slippin' slidin' down-a Highway 31 baby don't do that he traffic lights changed from green to red" "They tried to stop but they both wound up dead" "Death-cab for Cutie" "Death-cab for Cutie" "Someone's gonna make you pay your fare" "Someone's gonna make you pay your fare" "Someone's gonna make you pay your fare" "Let's all get up and dance to a song" "That was a hit before your mother was born" "Though she was born a long, long time ago" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Sing it again" "Let's all get up and dance to a song" "That was a hit before your mother was born" "Though she was born a long, long time ago" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Lift up your hearts and sing me a song" "That was a hit before your mother was born" "Though she was born a long, long time ago" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Sing it again" "Though she was born a long, long time ago" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Your mother should know" "Your mother should..." "Your mother should know" "Roll up... roll up for the mystery tour" "that's an invitation" "to make a reservation roll up for the mystery tour" "The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away" "coming to take you away" "The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away" "dying to take you away take you today" "And that was a Magical Mystery Tour" "I told ya" "Goodbye" "created by TE-df-PS-60"