""Can I come up now?"" " Sorry" " No, I... it's my fault" "Nothing is anybody's fault." "Well, good night." "You're beautiful." " David Fisher." " Oh my god, David is that you?" "I'm sorry could you hold on just a second." " Hello?" " David?" " Yeah." " It's Jennifer." " Hi." " My father has been killed." "Oh my god I'm so sorry, how did it happen?" "He was struked by lightning." "You think that you could.." "Do you think you could handle this?" "Wow, yeah of course we'll take care of it." " David are you ok?" " No that's just..." " You sound..." " No hold on , it's just.." "it's my mouth guard so I don't grind my teeth when I sleep." " What the fuck!" " Jennifer's father died." "I can't believe it." "I hope she's married, that way I won't have to feel so guilty for wasting almost two years of her life." "Every woman needs to go through falling in love with a gay man, it's a total female rite of passage..." "I mean what about claire and what's-his-face?" "Keith don't you ever tell her I told you about that, I'm serious." "It's like every gay men needs to go through a period where he tries to be straight." "I don't think that's a requirement anymore, I think we were maybe the last generation that did that." "How about Claire and what's-his-face?" " So I'm back on Celeste duty today." " Another talk-show?" "Some rehearsal for some charity tomorrow." "What should I wear?" "Helmut Lang jeans, black tee-shirt the faded banana republic one with the stretch, and black lace-up boots." "David this is a profession, ok?" "There's an image to project." "That image isn't fucking Keith of Finland." "Are you not out on the job?" " No one's ever asked." " You big whore!" "What?" "It's not like I'm only defined by being gay, I'm defined by being a lot of things.." " by being black, being american, being..." " Busted!" " You broke up with me because I was not out." " Oh yeah, to your family!" "It's not like I expect to you to come out to every person who walks to the funeral." "Nor do I expect you to come out to every client you have.." "Whether it's Celeste or Cameron Diaz or Ian fucking Mckellan." "The people you work with?" "Calm down, I'm not the enemy, I'm your lover." " Thanks Barb, she's never been there before" " Seriously, you've never taken Maya to Legoland?" "No she was too young for it until basically now!" "I used to love to play with those box when I was a kid, didn't you?" "Doesn't Maya love them?" "Heu, too young..." "small parts... choking." "Oh dear she's still that orally fixated." "Well, no wonder... she was still breastfeeding." "Yeah." " Hey." " Hey." " She just keeps getting bigger every day." " Yeah, kids kind of do that." "You got me." " Ah, thanks." " Uncle Nate?" " Yah." " Could you be sure and give this to David?" " Yeah sure, ok." " Tell him that it's from Micheala." "Right." "Ok, so we drop her off on sunday around six or so." "Hey listen, you guys thanks so much for doing this." "If there's anything you ever need that I can..." "Well yeah, we do need..." "I guess what Hoyd?" "A hundred bucks... maybe a hundred and twenty." "For you know Maya share at the hotel and the parking and the restaurant." "Stroller rental!" "Of course yeah." "Ah look, could you..." "Just take her with you?" " Does Maya like to swim?" " Yeah yeah, she loves it." "She loves it." "Let's say goodbye to daddy, honey." "Bye baby girl, I love you, have a good time." " Nate?" "You're doing ok?" " Yeah, you know.." "It comes and goes." "I can appreciate the attempt but I think it looks like something you'd see on a calendar." "Like in some bargain bin somewhere like three month after the new year." "Can you be a little more harsh?" "No, it's obviously a stylish calendar in an upscale store." "Ok!" "So this piece is no good." "Let's move on!" "I think the question is not so much : is this piece good?" "I would rather we asked is this piece successful?" "Yeah, well this is America, successful equals good." "Successful in achieving it's intention." " Anita, what was your intent with this piece?" " I don't know." "I liked the way the light was hitting her head." "Do we have to go on every piece knowing exactly what it means?" "No but surely it ended up meaning something to you, or you wouldn't have brought it into class." "Oh, I can't believe this!" "I thought Arthur was merely excentric, I had no idea he was seriously disturbed." "Kinda brings a new meaning to the term dump-trunk, hu?" "Stop fucking it, Samy." "Hey, help me here how many of these guys do you think she fucked?" "Man, them faggots too busy fucking each other to ever work her in." " That's Right." " Ok." "Hey, Keith what's up, you're coming on the road with us next month?" " Ah, I'm still waiting to hear." " ..." "Johnny, fuck!" "Jennifer, I'm so terribly sorry." "David, this my fiancé Greg Sudan." " Hi Graig, I'm glad to meet you." " Yeah me too." "Shall we?" "He'd been depressed for years, ever since my mom divorced him." "You remember." "Yes." "Will you mother be coming to the funeral?" " No she's...in a nursing home." " You're kidding she's so young." "Honey I don't mean to rush you but I've got to be back on the site by noon the latest." "So what's going on tour like?" "All right." "The thing about Celeste." "Every concert is packed with teenage girls fucking horny out of their minds." "You know what i'm saying?" "You'd better make sure you're checking ID's.. find your ass in jail." "Naw, you just gotta make sure you don't videotape nothing." " What, you're married?" " No, not married but we live together." "Don't do it." "I'm on number three, I can't seem to fucking learn." "I don't wanna play myself." "I wanna play someone ugly or fat." "Something that'll show I could be a serious actress." "Hey, you mind if I ask you a personnal question?" "If I do I won't answer it." "How many times a week d'you get your pole wet?" "What?" "Hey, what?" "I'm curious." "It averages out, I guess about five or six times a week." "Damn!" "You don't need to go on tour." "What about you?" "Once, twice if I'm lucky or if I buy her something." " That's not good." " That's so motherfucking not good." "See if you can at least get some free clothes out of it.." "These two great black balls of male erotic fury turn to explode on one another." "That's where everyting started." "In those cave painting there was the creation of the idea of image, of the representation of ourselves." "Exactly that's when we stopped living inside nature and started living inside our heads." "Yeah just while we can just sit back and watch while greedy corporate bushsuckers destroy nature, since we're no longer part of it." "If you take humans out of nature then, all there are left with is human nature." "Ok, that sounds really good, but what the fuck does that mean?" "Oh, Olivier.." "It's no doubt his new assistant." " I heard you fucked him." " No, I did not fuck him." "So why did you have to be so mean during my crit you bitch?" "Or was that just the new Claire Fisher?" "There's a new Claire Fisher?" "What was wrong with the old one?" "She just waited around for the world to happen to her." " Hey Jimmy!" " Fuck!" "Oh my god I'm sorry, I thought that was gonna be like a charming moment." "Now you want to kill me." "No way." "What good would my life be without you?" "Shut up." " So, Claire Fisher." " Yes." "Jimmy, I'm not exactly sure I know what you last name is." "I would love to hang out with you." "Say when." "Ok, You're verging dangerously close on being smarmy." "You still haven't answered my question." "Well, I can come over tomorrow afternoon." "But I have to be at home by seven at the latest." "No, that's hardly any time with you at all." "And Nicole misses you." "Well, I miss Nicole too, but I've kids on my own Sophia." "Federico?" "Did Arthur leave some sort of forwarding adress?" "Ah, no." "I don't think so." "Vanessa, I'm gonna have to call you back ok?" "Sweety?" "Vanessa?" "Oh no he didn't!" "He has engaged in a campaign of harrassement against this family." "Ruth I wish you'd let this go." "I have no intention of letting it go, in fact I have a good mind to get the authorities involved." "It's never a good idea." "What do we got here?" "Male, sixty, shot by lightning." "What exactly happens to a person when he get struck by lightning?" "Well, cardiac arrest is what kills him." "But their insides get fried wherever the current goes, which in this case was his right arm and left leg." "Hence the seperate embaulming." "So he becomes sort of human "fulguré" as it were." "Federico I need to know how to get in touch with Arthur." "Surely there's some way of tracing him." "Ruth, Calm down!" "Fine." "I'll just resign myself to receiving excrement in the mail for the rest of my days on this earth." "You little shit!" "I'm starting to lose patience with all your sensitive man bullshit." "You're not sensitive, you're a fucking eunuch, a castrato." " Castrato, I like that." " You little shit, you don't make jokes." "You take this seriously." "I'd flip you over and spank your candy ass till it bled if I didn't think you'd like it so much." " I won't..." "I promise I won't like it." " Nice try." "Wonder who that is." "Hey, shut the door." "What?" "You don't want somebody to see you all tied up like this?" "Too bad because I want the whole world to see what a twisted sister you are, freak." " Hey." " Hi." "Thought you'd might be up for a grab and a movie or a bite or something." "Maya is at her aunt Barb, they went to Legoland and I'm going kinda stir crazy." "Just need to be with somebody I think." "I just ordered out for pizza, that's who I thought you were the pizza guy." "I like pizza." "Bad timing." " I guess I should have called." " No, Nate." "Stay." "You can meet him." " Ok." " Just give me a few minutes." " I just don't know if he's the right guy for her." " At least he has sex with her." "I had sex with her." "Oh right, You're the stud because you've had sex with more women that i have." "Well, you're like almost heterosexuel." "What's up with you?" "I don't know it's weird at work." "I feel like Sarah Jane from Imitation Of Life." "Makes me Troy Donahue, ok this fits." "But there's this side of me that feels all puffed up because everybody thinks I'm straight." "It's like, I feel like I'm 15 years old all over again." "I mean , how fucked up is that?" "In a culture that consistantly puffs up men for being straight not very.. but Keith you have to come out." "David that's my decision." "You are the last person I ever expected to turn into a self-loathing homo." "Wait, I'll get that." "Keith Charles." "Dwayne, word up?" "11 am, I know, 2 venti soya lattes, yeah later." "Bitch!" "Just because I'm the new guy, I'm their fucking waitress." "So now I can't answer the phone in my own house." "No don't be silly, I'll just make sure they always call me on my cell." "David look, if they take me on tour, I can make a hundred fucking bucks an hour, ok?" "And that's for us." "Hi you've reached David and Keith but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too gay." "So after watching this thing like a hundred times," "I decided well I'm gonna, I'm gonna do this scare crow for her, so I'm dancing around you know, doing the thing, and I'm throwing myself around like a rag doll, she's laughting her head off,and the next thing I know," "she starts doing the same thing, and she's throwing herself out, and I can just see her like cracking her head open on the edge of a coffe table or something, and that's, that's how you go from feeling like your super dad to the village fucking idiot, you know.." "Parenthood is such a huge fucking responsibility," " aren't you ever, you know, terrified?" " Yeah, but, I just remind myself that, some things in my life, I just don't have any power over, and I never will," "I don't know, 'cause fear is no good, I don't know, fear can take over your life." "And I still feel like Lisa is.. around, pushing me to move on, wants me to... but you can't, you can't rush it." " I should go." " Oh..." " Nice to meet you Joe." " Yeah, you too, take care." " You're alright to drive?" " Yeah yeah!" "Yeah, I can't believe I was the only one drinking, you guys made me feel like such a lowlife." " Be good to yourself." " Yeah, ok, I will." "The guy is seriously wounded!" "I'd put like one of those lamp shades around his head you know, like they put on dogs so they don't," " chew on their stitches!" " I know," "I felt like I couldn't, turn him away, sorry." "No, no no no, no, I love having your ex boyfriend invited in when I'm dressed up in the other room like a christmas ham!" " Yeah?" " Yeah, I thought that was hot!" " Really?" " Yeah, very hot!" "Hey buddy!" "Hello!" "What you doing?" "So long!" "What is it?" "Hey budyboy." "What's up, he?" "What are you doing, he?" "What are you doing, he?" "Lisa?" " Mmmm, oh oh, incoming!" " Is Celeste in there?" " Who wants to know?" " Nancy Frymar, I'm chairwoman of this event." "Please, stand back from the door." " Hi Celeste, I'm..." " We have a problem," " Yes I know that's why I'm here..." " I bring my own hair make-up people, it's in my contract." "Yes but we were unaware that their would be a three thousand dollar fee for..." "Hey!" "These people work hard!" "We're actually trying to raise money for people with anticoagulative blood disorders..." "Right, and that's why I'm here for free." "I'm totally commited to this," "Luccine and Phillys however are not as rich as I am, and therefore cannot afford to work for free." " Perhaps a more reasonnable..." " This problem needs to be resolved before I go on stage, alright?" "Otherwise, I don't." "Fine, but might I just say, I think you're a gigantic bitch, and I will no longer allow my daughters to listen to your music..." "I'm sorry you're either trying to weasel out of what you agreed to, or were too stupid to even read it, and I'm the bitch?" " Trollop..." " Jesus some people are tensed!" " Keith?" " That's right." " You peed in my john?" " I did, and I apologize." "I used to be a cop, I'm kinda new to this." "I'm a little weird about my bathroom." "What the hell is so funny?" "Sorry, I can't hear you." "Y'got your head so far up Celeste's ass!" "I was not!" "Good boy!" "Ah, I've been expecting you." "I have many messages for you." "Yeah..." "What's my name?" "They don't tell me your name, just that you've lost a lot, and that your heart has been broken." "Yeah, who's they?" "An older man, who watches over you, your father, your grandfather?" "He was very unhappy in life." "The other one is a woman I think." "Can't be sure." "Sit!" "Ah!" "You have a lot to work out in this life, too much for one life." " You will have many lives." " Right." "Listen I think I ought to go, no offense I just think this is a huge ball of crap!" "So..." "She's not gone." "She's trying to get to you." "She just doesn't know how." "She is... who is?" "I see a woman, I see water." " She thinks you stopped loving her." " But I only started loving her." "But I wanted to love her, the way she deserved to be loved." " You still can." " She's dead." "She isn't dead." "She's trying to get back to you." "She loves you." " Try to understand what I'm going through!" " I am trying!" "But it's never enough!" "My older brother dies when I'm ten, my mother develops alzeimer's really early, the love of my life turns out to be gay," "and my dad gets struck by a lightening!" "Why did all this happen to me?" "I don't know..." " But I do know, that you..." " Don't you fucking take my hand!" "Are you serious?" "You fucking broke my heart and stomped on it!" "Now I'm such a fucking idiot!" "I went out of my way to make it easier for you!" "Because you wanted to suck cock!" "I was so fucking in love with you!" "Fucking sadist!" "You make me sick!" "I hate that you're gay." "I fucking hate it!" "You don't hate that I'm gay you hate that I lied to you." "You should hate that." "I lied to myself too." "Are you sure you like it?" "How can I not like the first piece of furniture we've purchased together as a couple?" "It will be nice to have a place to display my rock collection." "I spoke to a lawyer today about pressing charges against Arthur." "Oh shit..." "Look Ruth, Arthur never sent us any excrement." " Then who did?" " My son!" "That toy truck was something I bought him." "It's the only thing I ever bought him!" " Actually before he was even born." " Brian?" " Kyle." " I thought your son's name was Brian?" "I have another son." " Why have you never told me this?" " Because he's never really been part of my life!" "If he's sendind us shit in the mail, he is a part of your life!" "No he isn't, I was very young, his mother and I never even married!" "Her family didn't think I was suitable." " So you just left?" " He wasn't born yet." "I was very young!" "Nobody wanted me to be part of his life!" "Are there other wives you've neglected to tell me about?" "No, of course not!" "Art is a just a sentimental construct to alleviate our fear of death." "No, there's no way to even determine what it is that makes art, art." "Much less to teach it." "Hell, it's a goddamn illusion that anyone can be taught anything!" "I mean yes we can all be conditioned up to wazoo but, you know, to really learn something, something important." "That always comes from within." "The cunt has spoken." "Now the world sits in silence!" " So why do you teach art then?" " Why?" " 'Cause I need the goddamn paycheck." " No you don't baby!" "Bern left me very well taken care off, all you have to do is just keep making paintings and I'll keep buying them!" "Did you know that Olivier taught my son?" " No." " I'm hot for teacher!" "Drink more mum!" "Oh darling don't you wanna try the sheraz, it's delicious!" "No, I'm good." "You know I read in the paper about a student who allowed some corporation to tatoo its logo on his forehead, and in exchange they paid for his education." "I mean what the hell is that?" "Oh, I imagine it's an education for someone who wouldn't normally be able to pay for it himself." "No it's way more than that, I mean my students are all in such a mad rush to become commodities!" "But that's always been true for artists!" " Where is your bathroom?" " Straight through there." "To the left." "It's him, he's the one, I can feel it!" " He is the one!" " You're drunk!" "Isn't that nice to have someone who's not only great in bed but who's also your intellectual equal?" "Just don't fuck it up this time like you always do." "What if she's really not dead?" " Nate they identified her teeth." " Yeah I know they did!" "But what if but some amazing coincidence there's somebody out there who had the exact same work done on the lower jaw as Lisa?" "I suppose that could be possible, but I really think the chances are pretty remote!" "Yeah but it could be possible, right?" " Are you high?" " No I'm not, not anymore." "Ok, maybe you should just like stay in tonight, and try to chill out." "Ok?" "I've gotta go." "I've got a date with the Matthew Barney of LAC Arts!" "Even though I'm so not the Bjork of LAC arts!" " All the chicks are hatched and fluffy now!" " Listen to the chip chip!" " It's the chip sound!" " Chip, chip...." "Hey baby!" "I made some asopao." "Are you hungry?" "Oh damn, I had a sandwich at work." "Where're the kids?" "Augusto is in bed and Julio is spending the night over at Charlie's house." "I love you Vanessa." "I know that." " Tell me what you like." " I like you." "No, tell me what you'd like me to do!" "Just do whatever you want and I'll let you know how it works out for me!" "Why won't you tell me?" "Look, I don't have like a checklist I need to go through!" " D'you like to have your nipple played with?" " Not if we have to talk about it!" "Well how else am I supposed to know what to do here Claire?" "You're telling me you don't?" "Ok, maybe we should just go to the movie." "Maybe I should just go home!" "Alright." "You're never gonna learn anything sweetie." "Not in that programm!" "How could you possibly learn about councelling in 18 months!" "Well after a lifetime of learning how not to do things, maybe I'm a little ahead of the game!" "Oh, I just, I just still can't believe you're planning on becoming a shrink!" "The irony!" "It's superbe!" "The real irony is that shrinks are who we hire to straighten out our lives, but invariably they're the ones who are the most fucked up!" "I mean twisted!" "Demonic!" "Well then it makes absolute sense that Brenda would become one!" "Ho honey come on, you're never gonna be a good shrink without a sense of humour!" " Do you think you're a good shrink?" " I think I'm a very good shrink!" " Does that mean you're very fucked up?" " Abso-fucking-lutely!" "You have no idea!" "Darling?" "Do you ever hear from Nate?" "Yeah, actually we saw him last night." "He's still grieving." "Oh, he showed us pictures of his daughter, oh my god she's so beautiful!" "Those eyes!" "So open, and trusting!" "It is mind boggling to think that we were all like that once!" "Ah!" "I Get it!" "Now this makes sense!" "You want a baby!" "Where did that come from?" "Come on, darling, you are getting a little long in the tooth you know!" "This would be the time!" " Oh, Brenda is feeling eggy!" " Ok!" "Well it's time for us to go!" " Nice meeting you." " Nice meeting you Jim!" "I hope you're up for the challenge of my daughter!" "I am, I am, yeah it's Joe!" "My name is Joe!" "Bye!" "See you in a few years!" "Terrible evening!" "What?" " What time is it?" " Time for you to stop keeping' things from me." "Oh, Ruth!" "It sounds absurd when you talk like that." "Ok.." "I was just a grad student." "And I..." "I accidently knocked up a young woman from a very wealthy family." "I offered to marry her, family was dead set against it." "So, I signed something!" "And we both went on with our life." " What was I supposed to do?" " You've never even seen this child?" "Oh Yeah, I've seen him." "He tracked me down a couple of years ago.." "He was living in some motel over in Burbank." "And?" "I.." "I didn't particularly care for him." "As a matter of fact, I found him very unpleasant." "And I... assumed he never wanted to see me again!" "Why?" "Because he said : "I don't ever wanna see you again!"" "Where are you going?" "I'm going to the bathroom!" "George, how can you?" "I just don't see how.." " I feel like i don't know you at all." " Ruth, please!" "Don't blow this all out of proportion." "Frankly for either one of us." " Hello?" " Nate?" " Barb?" " It... it's Lisa" " Where are you?" " I don't know they won't tell me" " Well, who won't tell you?" " Nate, the number 3 is not important." " Wait, what?" " You buried me.." "How could you bury me?" " I thought that's what you wanted!" " But I'm not dead" "I don't think it's healthy being so disconnected from your own son!" "That's why I called him this morning and told him to be expecting us shortly past noon." " And lucky his number was in your adress book." " You looked in my adress book without asking me?" "Apparently there's still some shred of internal feeling in you!" "This is important for me George!" "I do not ask you for many things." "Alright!" " Oh, you look terrible!" " And I feel terrible!" "I'm worried about you, you're not taking very good care of yourself!" "Well, I'm doing the best I can mom, And you pointing out the ways I'm failing doesn't necesseraly help." "I'll be waiting for you in the car!" " Can I ask you something?" " Now may not be the best time, George!" "Has you mother always been so..." "anxious about everything?" "Pretty much.." "She's got a lot better since you two got married!" "How do you deal with her?" "I moved away when I was 17." "For none of us liveth to himself, and no man dieth to himself." "For if we live, we live unto the Lord;" "and if we die, we die unto the Lord;" "whether we live therefore, or die, we are the Lord's." "Blessed be the dead who die in the Lord" "Even so saith the spirit, for they rest from their labors." "The lord be with you." " What?" " Not a very nice way to answer the phone!" "This is starting to get weird, ok?" "You're not my wife!" "I know that." "And I do not want you calling me all the time, you got that?" "Of course, I'm sorry!" "I.." "I didn't think that I..." "I don't ever wanna be a problem for you!" "George, I have a question for you." "And I want you to answer me honestly." "Ruth, I get the feeling that you think I haven't been honest with you!" "But I always have!" "I just don't wanna burden you with things that don't matter, that's all!" "It's what I would want from you!" "What did you wanna ask me?" "I have no idea!" " We just wanted to thank you." " Of course!" "Seriously man, thanks!" "Jen told me how she unleashed on you!" "I think she really needed to do that." "She's been doing it to me mostly." "Which is just making it harder for him to be there for me!" "Yes, that's a... scenario I'm familiar with!" "The funeral was awesome." "The old guy would have really liked it." " Ok, I'll go get the car." " Ok, thanks honey.." "Sorry." "I said some pretty terrible things about you." "And most of which were true." "No David." "I know it was hard for you too." "Probably even harder than it was for me." "You're doing it again." "Making it easier for me." " Some things never change.." " Oh Yeah, well some things need to!" "So why didn't you just tell him what you wanted?" "Oh, 'cause there was absolutely no way!" "I mean, it'd just be too.." " Ew.." "Seriously, you'd do that?" " Of course." "Um.." "Yeah." "Otherwise they'll never figure it out for themselves, no matter how much porn stars screaming I do!" "I just wish they knew how to.. do it on their own." "It's so embarassing.." "Well, that's why girls are better!" "They know!" "No thanks." "I love you, but I'm not into eating pussy, ok?" "I tried it once, it was..." "mmmh, not for me!" "So I'll just have to keep telling stupid guys "point blank"." " Lick my clit while you finger me!" " Oh my God!" "This is... ew.." "But.. ok.." "Last year I went out with this guy Phil," "He was so hot, and he was like so totally into sex, I mean we were always.." "Fucking!" "I mean, like, always!" "But everytime he would, you know, go down on me," "It was like there was this unspoken timelimit" "Like, I knew that just when it was starting to get good for me, he was going to look up at me with his lobster eyes like : "Can I come up now?"" "So, what makes you cum?" "I don't know.. the usual.. stuff!" " Why are we talking about this?" " Y'know, maybe you've never had an orgasm!" "Of course I've had an orgasm!" "Because if you had, you wouldn't be embarassed about asking for more tongue time." "Could I have really never had an orgasm?" "Well, I definitely felt a surge of desire, and then, y'know a sort of relief of that desire!" "Oh my God, Claire." "Have you never even rubbed one out?" " You don't masturbate?" " I don't find it that interesting.." "You know, Claire, we could um.. show you how to give yourself an orgasm by now if you want." "Um, hello!" "Not lesbians!" "I really don't think it's possible that I've never had an orgasm!" "Well, if you haven't, you're seriously missing out!" "I'd like to say : "George has told me a lot about you"." "But.." " he really hasn't told me anything at all!" " That's because he doesn't know anything about me!" "I know you hate me!" "And you seem to blame me for everything you don't like about your life." "Why is he here?" " Oh, this was you're idea?" " Well.." "Of course it was her idea!" "You made it perfectly clear you never wanted to see me again!" "I didn't!" "Thanks.." "Kyle, look.." "We can't change the past!" "But maybe we can start fresh, if you're willing to s..." "Do you know what you can't do?" "You can't walk in here and say : "This is this and that is that"" "like you're God." "Because you know what?" "You're not God!" "You're not even close!" "I want all deliveries of excrement to our house to cease!" "Yeah, well, I want there to be world peace, but I don't see that happening either!" "Why the hell are you so angry at me?" "It's your mother you should be angry at!" "And your grandparents.." " What is it?" "You find my shit offensive?" " No, I find it childish and hostile!" "And I'm completely baffled at the timing!" "I mean... why now?" "Because my therapist says that I need to express my true feelings to you!" " This is a goddamn waste of time!" " George, please!" " Are you alright Kyle?" "Do you need anything?" " Like what?" " I don't know..." "Clothing, underwear, socks?" " No..." "Would you like a cappucino from my 7500 dollars expresso machine?" "Which I bought, so I would never have to leave this motel room, because I'm so fucking twisted thanks to you know who!" "Thank you, yes, I'd love a cappucino!" "I was kidding, I don't even know how to work it yet!" "Well, we could all go to Starbucks!" "I feel so Sharon Stone!" "Do people still do these things when they've had kids?" "Yeah some people do.." "And some people don't!" "I once walked in my parents!" "My father was rubbing a rolling pen over my mother's breasts" "Is this something you'd like for me to do for you?" "Oh, no thank you!" "I mean, that fucked me up more than if they'd just been fucking in front of us!" "Which they also did by the way!" "Sorry!" " That was fun." " No, it wasn't!" "Kyle deliberately spilled his frapuccino all over me" "No, it was just that he was so nervous being out in the world!" "And my heart goes out to him!" "He lives in a motel" "Only because he's too damn lazy to change his own sheets!" "Ruth, his mother's family comes from major money!" "Old, old money!" "He doesn't need us!" "Children need more from their parents than money!" "It's unfortunate that I was cut out of his life, but the fact remains, I was cut out of his life!" "And that's not gonna change!" "He seems so lonely!" "Maybe we should invite him to dinner!" "Yeah, sure!" "Why not?" "Hey, how was the funeral?" "It was... awesome!" "The old guy would have liked it!" "Mmmh, what's this?" "That?" "That's The Rock!" "Well, we'd definitely tap that ass!" " I'm still not out at work!" " Yeah, so..." "I thought you were gonna push me to come out!" "I don't care about that anymore!" "It's boring!" "I'd rather not fight!" "Ok!" " Did you have fun.. um, did you have fun?" " She had a blast!" "I can really see Lisa in her, Nate!" "Yeah listen." "Barb, I need to tell you something!" "I..." "I went to a psychic!" "Aha..." "Was that helpful?" "She said Lisa is still alive!" "Jesus Christ!" "I don't believe this.." "What's wrong with you Nate?" "Do you need help?" "Because if you do, you should get it and not from a fucking psychic!" "I wanna have kids too.." "Y'know, or just one.. or several.." "And I wanna have them, um.. it..." "With you!" "I mean I.. never really saw myself as.. or" "I never really thought it was possible.." "But somehow, ever since we've met.." "Everything.. seems.." "Sous-titres par la Fisher Team :" "Superviseur et Grand Maître:" "Guzo" "Transcripteurs et Traducteurs:" "Paqui, Guzo, Marie." "Aide aux transcripts et traductions:" "Paqui, Guzo" "Corrections VO et VF:" "FranckblisT" "Synchronisation:" "EZ"