"INTERN" " MUNDO FASHION " "Is that Nina Zamoi?" "I can't believe that the editor of "Vogue" is going to parade..." " her bony at the Skirt party!" " Dare she!" " Fag!" " Asshole!" "So I don't care about a neurotical, I mean... he got me to stop eating sushi for about 20 min." "But then I said... seize the damn!" "I'm not gonna be sway" "I mean... it's not that I'm dying to tear it out but... honestly, what's the worst thing that can happen?" "I get a tapeworm and I eat what I like, and still..." "lose 20 pouds?" "I'd rather be like Karen Carpenter... on the top of the world, looking down on creation." "Wouldn't that be dreaming?" "But enough about "moi"." "What did you say your name was again?" " Jocelyn." " And you work at..." " Skirt Magazine." " Roxanne Rochet, I love her like a sister!" " What do you do there?" " You know... this and that." "Details, darling!" "Are you a writer, a stylist?" " I'm a "head plan"." " Excuse me?" " The resident xerox core." " And what is this?" "I'm an intern." "She's an intern" "She's an intern" "A pathetic, nulling intern" "Slaved little intern" "Fax this Xerox that" "Slaved little intern" "Get me coffee Kiss my ass" "Sometimes she may get the blues But everyone would spin and lose" "You may think life isn't fair" "But everybody's got to start somewhere" "Slaved little intern" "Fax this Xerox that" "Slaved little intern" "Get me coffee Kiss my ass" "If the paginator loses the notes Your duty then should be harpon" "Vegetables, cocktails cappucino skin" "That's the way it goes in the mags" "Honey, it sleeps on twirls" "Get me coffee Kiss my ass" "Capuccino skin Kiss my ass" "Sometimes she may get the blues But everyone would spin and lose" "You may think life just isn't fair" "But everybody's got to start somewhere" "Slaved little intern" "Fax this Xerox that" "Slaved little intern" "Get me coffee Kiss my ass" "She's an intern" "She's an intern" "The pathetic" "Nulling intern" "I am Jocelyn Bennett, and we are at the Skirt Magazine headquarters... i.e., where fashion trends are invented." "How about how you got here." "Well, I think I took my school model a little bit too serious." "When I was taught not to be served but to serve..." "I think they had God's delivery in mind... and not fashion magazines." "I could be in the staff of "Glamour"... but I'd rather be an intern at Skirt." "I like to think of myself as a missionary to salvage the tacky." "This is our Associate Greeter, a.k. A, receptionist." "Hey, Deborah." "Deborah Duchet is the Gatekeeper, the "Saint Peter" of Skirt..." "She separates the men from the boys." "Let's watch her in action." "What the hell are all these cameras doing here?" "I'm doing a tour for channel 13 that nobody else wanted to get." " Hello, Skirt." " Isn't she a genius?" "Let's move on." "That's Roxanne Rochet, our Fashion Director... let's follow her." "Don't you just love her Chanel?" "This is her first day back since the accident." "Her breast implant exploded on a Concorde." "The show must go on." "Messages?" "Get Tokio on line 1." "Get my boots back to Christine, because they need new legs." "Give me an overwrap." "Did you call Garin?" "What's going on with John Bartlett photo shoot?" "Get me an overwrap, I want an..." "Himalaian rejuvenation lime and berry acid peel." "And get me some Valium, I'm suffering from such jet lag." "Where is Cecilia Soleil?" "She's on maternity leave this month." "This month?" "It only takes one day to bung with a baby." " Yes, Roxanne?" " Capuccino." "Right away, Roxanne." "Okay, let's move on." "This is the Editor Large." "This is the Editor Super Large... and this is the Editor Slender Regular." "Actually, I'm not sure what they do." "They just sort of gormegan from sale to sale." " Excuse me, Antoinette?" " Bob." "No." "I'm Jocelyn." " No, you need a bob." " Everybody, there's been a tragedy." "Chi Chi Chemise's fainted." " Messages?" " No, let's go take at that." " "C'est quis pas"?" " Perspective, Vogue just came out." "There's an article on it just like we'll have on our next issue." " Of course there's been a leak." " Another leak?" "Can you believe it?" "It's the third issue in a row this's happened." "That is no coincidence." "There must be Yuri." " What's a "Yuri"?" " A spy, you idiot... like Mata Hari, James Bond..." "When was the last time she ate?" "She had an apple 2 days ago, she should be fine." "Just the trauma from the article?" "Maybe we should take her shoes off or something." "Oh, my God!" " Where are my shoes?" " Here." "We should get out of here." "Many years of pointing, you know... ballet." " Oh, my God!" "I'm so sorry!" " Don't worry, Jocelyn." "How do you know my name?" "I don't know." "This is Paul Rochester, Deputy Art Director." "Hello." "Have a nice tour." "Thanks." "Well... you go..." "you go that way." " Where to now?" " The Beauty Department." " What, what is it?" " Whore!" " Who?" " Whore is here." " Roxane Rochett?" " Not that whore, the nail enamel!" " Whore!" " What does it mean?" "It means fuck me, but respect me." "Worship my body, but the upkeep is going to be costly." "Stripe me, spurn me, treat me as your Spaniel." "I'm your dog and I'm gonna break the leash on you!" " Calm down, Cornelia!" "Arf!" "Arf!" " I'm sorry!" "Just transports me to a dirty corner of 42nd street." " Breathlessly." " That's naughty!" " I adore the shade!" " Who the fuck are you?" "Why do we care what you think?" "What are you, an intern?" "Yes." "What about that last intern?" "She had those bug eyes, looked like Courtney Cox on chemo." "Let me give you two pieces of advice:" "Always wear black and... you never finish shitting until you piss again." "Remember that and you'll be fine here." " Thank you, I'll keep it in mind." " I'm just busting your balls!" " Come on!" " You can laugh!" " I like her vibe, though!" " Nice vibe." "Good vibe!" "Come visit me in my office and..." "We'll chat sometime." "A little less rouge." "Are we working or are we chatting?" "Pardon me?" "Yeah!" "Obviously you!" "Who else would I be talking to?" " Rocky, the camera man?" " Director "odd" Photography." "Oh, great!" "Come here now!" "Chop-chop!" "You remember when I asked you to do a special project for me?" " Did you see it..." " Yeah, I saw it!" "I found it." "You'd better look your intern ass I found it!" "And I found something along with it too:" "Errors, major ones." "Errors that we cannot afford to make." " Like what?" " Honey... we are not at "Harper's Bazaar"." "The big boss down the hall would not be thrilled." "She'd be very glad that I had a spare moment... to oversee this..." "this "work"." "I delegated this project to you because I thought you could... handle it, unfortunately, I've learned you can't." "Re-typing my rolodeck was just that difficult task for you, huh?" "For example:" "Lann Wayner's card." "Why is there only one "n"on lann?" "Did you know he added an extra "n" years ago?" "Andy Warhol's card, did you even think to verify this number?" " No, because he's dead." " Excuses!" "You just don't get it, do you?" "Dead or alive, I still... need their phone numbers." "This is for your own benefit, not mine, okay?" "No bad blood?" "It's curse!" "Dolly!" "You're back from the couture show!" "How is Lacroix?" "That is Dolly Bellows, she's an institution." " Give me a tissue." " That man is a genius!" "The word genius is really in overuse" "Lacroix transcends the English language." "My God!" "How could they think threatical vehicles as words can express... what Lacroix is all about?" "Don't they get it?" "Don't they understand?" "He's not about a dictionary... he's about spirit!" "Oh, God!" "Spirit, spirit, spirit!" "Any messages?" "A fax is coming in." "From Europe!" "Paris studios." "Carl Lagerfeld to... the Editor in Chief." "I have a fax for the Editor in Chief." "The Editor in Chief is waiting for it." "You can go in." "I'm sorry to interrupt, I have a fax for you." "Okay." "Thanks." "The work is piling up, and I really should be getting to it." "I have to retype a roll of decks, get tea, pick up a huge garment... bag, anyway, the xerox machine awaits me." "So, now you know the people on staff aren't really snobs." "They're just better than everybody else is." "Is it enough?" " That was great, thank you ." " Let me know when it's on." "I can watch in my time off on Channel 13." "Thanks a lot, kiddo." "Hang in there." "It seems like a pretty tough place to work." "Hey, Paul." "These are the photos for the acessory page." "She's gonna come here and show you exactly how she wants them." "Why won't these people let me do my job?" "I know!" "What's that stuff you're always playingwith?" ""Silly Putty"!" "It calms me down." "'Hobos on a Grassy Knoll"?" "I love them." " They're the best band!" " You know "Hobos on a Grassy Knoll"!" "Totally! "The Americans" is my favorite song!" "That's impossible, no one in the States knows them." "I saw them when they went to London last March..." " in Cambridge." " That's insane!" "I was there!" "Get out of here!" "You were there?" "That's crazy!" "I worship this poster." "Where did you get it?" " Well, I designed that, actually." " Do you know them?" "Bob Green and I went to Eton together." "Paul, I've been looking everywhere for you." "Everywhere except my office, I guess." "I heard you were in the shitter." "Roxanne needs you to discuss the concept for the cover shoot..." "Pardon me, Jocelyn." "Hey, cut it out." "You can't go through his drawers." " Does he not smoke?" "What is this?" " The 21st century, no smoking... in office buildings, go out on the street with the rest of the junkies." "Spank me again!" "I think there's a part-time position opening at the vault." "Let's look in here." "Maybe we'll find some naughty toys." "He doesn't exactly seem like the kiddie-porn type." "He's such a sweetie, gorgeous!" "I wished he was into sausages..." "I think I'll never be graced by his sweet ass." " You mean Paul's no gay?" " Your "gaydar" is failing." "Paul is as straight as Mark Jacob's pleat." " Interesting!" " Every fashion magazine... needs their token hetero male." "It's like reverse feminine action." "Fuck!" "I gotta dash." "I'm off that Palm press." "I think Judaism beats Buddhism... in the next century." "I really do." "And I've got the jump-start." " I'm taking kabala classes." " I'm sure I've seen sketches of a..." " Moses collection come cross my desk." " Wait a minute, haven't you seen..." " at Skirt magazine?" " Please, darling!" "Are they finally eclipsing Vogue in fashion for advance?" "Skirt will only race clean when it shows the bat about one ways." "It's true!" "They totally missed the ball on those princess skirts." "That's because Roxanne Rochett is Coco." "No!" "She's only addicted to painkillers." "Remember her breast exploded?" "You know?" "I do think they're the most creative." "Who else would've paid me to scout that active volcano and..." " and keep the diary of it?" " And that burger salt layer..." " was genius!" " True." "Gwyneth, you like them because you have been in every issue..." " for the past three years." " Excuse me!" "I like them because they're innovators." " You'd better watch your back, Jack!" " I'm not worried..." "I've got someone on the inside." " You crocodile!" " You know me, girl!" "As you all know, our Editor Chief's husband is suffering... from testicular cancer." "Once again, Skirt Magazine will host this year's carnival and ball..." ""Save our balls" ball." "We'll have booze there and I need all of you to sign up." "The clipboard will now circulate." "We have some very serious issues to get down to." "As you know, Vogue magazine ran... a canteen chic feature, and that means... we still have an info trader in the midst of our operation." "It was dreadful enough when they copied that year moth explosions... on terrific towing spreads but now this?" "I abhor Nina Zamoi." "I abhor that whore." "I wish the most evil thing in the world would happen to her." "I wish that... an anti-fur activist marched into the "Four Seasons"... and dropped a bloody dead raccoon carcass... onto her freezing salad, Spiring the balzabic and blood... all over her Valentino contourship..." " Easy." " Okay, sit down." "We are not in this battle alone, I've enlisted the aid... of a very valued ally." "Deep Throat?" "He was instrumental in cracking the case of the missing Manolo Blahnik." "Roxette, do you really think we need the Deep Throat?" "Why can't we just find the Yuri within ourselves?" "Call me silly, but I have a hunch it might be..." " Pierre Larroux." " Nonsense!" "Pierre may be an obsequious, ass-licking meretricious... sick offend, but Yuri he's not." "He's off to a secret shoot... for Vogue." " What?" " Lies!" "He'd better not be." "Ok, now let's move on." "Cornelia?" "Chi Chi, any trend report from the front?" "I heard from the chef at "Daveé", who heard from his boyfriend... who works backstage at Galliano, with Orlando Pitta... whose blow drier system just came from the Gautier show... that his next collection will be revolutionary." "The girls will come out on the catwalk... in wheelchairs." "Wheelchair chic?" " Genius!" " Inspirational." "I think Da Vinci did sketches of wheelchair prototypes." " We can use those for the layout." " I have goose bumps." "Nine pages!" "Jocelyn, I see you put your name down for the..." ""make your own video" booth." "Do you know?" "I think I'm gonna join you on that one." "Paul, Jocelyn, why don't you guys run over to Gustav's studio now... and I'll be there in a few minutes All right?" "Just sit tight." "Great!" "Hi, this is Luke Perry telling you to buckle up... cause anything worse than slamming into the windshield... is getting a whip of Jason Priestley's breath in the morning." "Who's bad enough that every taxi in New York reaps... but now he's in the terciary level celebrity though... pouring us not to plunge through the windshield." "It's an interesting way to attempt to comeback." "It's gotta be a bummer to be all famous... be on the cover of Tiger B for one decade... and be virtually anonymous the next." "I'd rather never be famous, thank you." "I totally agree, but actually I think it would be a bad attitude... to cover a great cult or kitsch project and disappear... like Suburbia or somewhere in the pan-States." "It's true." "But I guess it's too easy to get sucked in." "What the fuck is a white and black cow doing here?" "I asked specifically for an all-black cow!" "We were expecting this." "Uh!" "I hate cows!" "Where is everybody?" "We're completely understaffed." "Thank God!" "You look stunning, darling." "These people are driving me crazy!" " The tone art has made me!" " What did he do?" "He filed my second nail toe too much, now it looks weird." " It looks perfect, darling." " The level of my eyes is... garish blurred Mahogany rouge, totally clashes with the rouge... concolor lipstick." "You know how my cosmetic company hates it... when the lip line is darker than the lipstick, it's totally distracting." " He can't understand what I say!" " Darling... it's a cover shoot, you don't have to say anything." "Don't speak." "No more." "Whatever." "Do you want to see what they want me to wear?" "I'll let you tie my bikini strings." "Excuse me, you're not supposed to touch that!" " I beg your pardon?" " No, I'm just kidding." "You are Jocelyn, right?" "Alex?" "We met at the Couture Birthday Fashion shoot." " Oh, yeah!" "How are you?" " I can't believe these people, man!" "They are nuts!" "What's up with the tooled on that broad, you know?" "We're doing fashion here, not high art." "I guess she just takes pride in her work." "I need you to fill the water bottles to spray on Resin." " What?" " Pierre insists... on the misty look, I need you to put this Evian into the bottles... and practice spraying, now." " Yeah, I'll help you." " That's what he said." " He said to paint the cow..." " You!" "You are the sprinkler?" "Fantastique!" "A vision!" "Gentle worrying eels just outside Dublin..." "Meteorology: 66 degrees, a crispy October haze on a gray day... the charcoal clouds, they come, yet, back home..." "I'm ready now!" "Okay, okay!" "Let's get this party started now!" "I'm not painting that cow!" "I don't care!" "I told you on the phone I wanted an all-black cow... and you and your make-up people are gonna paint the goddamn cow... all black." "You have to do what I told you..." "That was a long day, wasn't it?" "I can't believe we've been working for 8 hours." "They could fly to Moscow without they mingle ice with ice flake." "You know, Jocelyn, I gotta tell you one thing, I think you are... the best sprinkler I've ever seen." "Indeed, indeed." "Marvelous!" "I got a new calling." "Mom and dad are gonna love this one!" "Dad, I gotta follow my heart!" " Okay, my U$20.000 degree..." " This is me." "I created the haze of Dublin in a Greenwich Village studio." "You want my vision?" "You want my vision?" "Where is Kathy Bates when we need her?" " "I'll never let go, Jack."" " Send the life-boat..." "Paul, let's go." "I was just knocking around with Jocelyn." "This is Jocelyn, your spritzer, you met her." "Hi!" "I'm gonna be late for Patrick Tomarce's book party." "I gotta split." "Are you all right with your..." " what is that?" " Ribbon?" "Yeah, ribbon rapping?" " Jocelyn, I can help you." " Thanks, Alex." "Well, I'll see you at the Carnival tomorrow." "Don't touch me, you're all wet!" "Jocelyn, I think we could get a cup of coffee after or something?" " Sure!" " Clean-up time, Jocelyn." "Jocelyn, how are you doing?" "Where have you been?" "Hi, Nate, I need to pick up Sebastian's packages." "Really?" "What are his packages:" "Big or small?" "It's his luggage from the trip to St. Bart." "It's that stuff back there." "It's too big for you, Jocelyn." "We'll take it up." " Thanks." " While you're here..." " do you think you can help us out?" " Sure." "What is it?" "We found this package outside our door this morning..." "But it didn't have no telephone extention or return number." "So we took it to the 4th, Time Square, but..." " That's Conde Nest." " Yeah." "It was addressed to an Andre Leon Talley, but..." "Andre Leon Talley?" "Let me see this." "I don't even know where it came from, what can I do with it?" "I'll take it." "Thanks!" "Slow down, punter foot." "This isn't Sports Ilustrated." "Look what I just found in the messenger center." " Where did you get this?" " In the messenger center." " Somebody was trying to send it..." " I've been looking all over for these." " I know, that's why..." " This is very serious, Jocelyn!" "I don't understand." "Why you have these layouts... and why you're "messengering" them to someone." "I wasn't the messenger, I was asked to return it." " Someone left it there." " Someone?" "Maybe that someone is you." "And maybe you were planning... on sneaking them back into my drawer before you were discovered." " Sebastian, I'm not the Yuri." " Interesting!" "You're very defensive." " I can't believe this!" " But I'll believe it... until you come up with another Yuri." "I'll keep my eye on you." "Watch your back... jag." "Over here..." " Over here." " Where?" "Over here." "I told you to never contact me again." "It's an emergency." "You helped me with Manolo's and I really need your help now..." "This is different." "This goes deeper." " How deep?" " Fucking motherfucker... cock-sucker, fuck..." "sorry." " It's my Tourett syndrome again." " I know." "I'm used to it." " Now listen." " Red fuck!" "We need help." "Somebody has been stealing our story ideas and trading them..." " to Nian Zamoi, at Vogue." " I know all about it, pussy." " Do you know who it is?" " We're not gonna do it that way." "First, you're going to tell me what you know and I'm gonna" " tell you if you're right." " I have a sneaking suspicion... it could be Pierre Larroux, our make-up artist." "Look deeper." "Look closer." "Follow the fashion!" "What do you mean?" "They are brilliant!" "Did you design them?" "No." "I have to give credit where credit's due." " Sebastian designed them." " Yes, darling, you do know... that I have a better grasp on the subject than he." "It's time to pile into the town cars and you can check the list... for what booths you're assigned to, and the times." "And remember... when you're not in the booths, you're still representing Skirt." "I wish I could always have a cock this big this close to my face." " You are disgusting!" " Actually... my room service boy in Paris... wasn't so different from the dimensions on this shirt" "You should see him serve more than a petit dejanuai." "You chaseabout!" "What did you have on your customs card... when you came back:" "Business or pleasure?" "Honey, no matter how many times you have your croissant buttered over..." " there, it's still work." " All right." "Time to move out." "If you need to reach me, you can call my beeper." "It's 197-UP-SKIRT." "The most important thing to do right now..." "This is absolute disgrace!" "I can't believe we're all the way downtown... volunteer for this damn charity carnival." "It's pathetic!" "You don't see anyone at Vogue having to do this." "I'm the Hair Editor." "I don't crawl around... on the ground picking up dart in the name of expertise." "It's a fairly unusual charity." "Although balls are important." " Antoniette, how's you husband?" " You're married?" " Absolutely!" " And does he still live in Spain?" "Yes, the Atlantic is a fabulous thing for our relatonship." "How often do you see each other?" "At holidays!" "You were a great director in that video." "Maybe you don't screw this." "Actually I was going to be a photographer, but the only people who would hire me is sleazy balls in those tabloid photo agencies." "What did you have to do?" "Stalk people?" "Exactly what I did." "Casually I needed to follow Carol O'Connor... with the sun acid by the roof in the quarter." " That's sick!" " Yeah, beyond." "I had this severe moral thing when I was crop star... with my first thirty pound laker." "I backed up after that." " So, how did you end up at Skirt?" " I just love Skirt." "They have the best photography of any magazines, really... the most innovative, stylish, artistic shoots around." "How did you end up in magazines?" "I had an excentric uncle... who was my idol when I was growing up... he was a sort of black sheep, hip, rebel type." "While my parents are always trying to drag me off to polo, blablabla... he was always abducting me and taking me..." " on the most amazing adventures." " Sounds like a cool uncle." "Yeah, he was." "He was pretty much my savior when I was a child." "My parents had a messy split, and he saw me through that." "He knew I liked to paint and he always encouraged." "So why don't you paint full time?" "That's what I'm trying to do... but I like graphic design and it helps pay the bills." "So I made a routine out of that." "Furthermore, I don't think anybody would like to buy my paintings." "Except maybe a pizza parlor." "I'm sure people would buy your paintings." "I have to get out of here!" "I'm being harrassed!" "These little beasts keep snugging me... begging for an autograph..." " annoying me!" " They are children." "And I'm not the fucking Pied Piper." "I don't want them following me." "Shoo!" " Get away!" "Go!" " Calm down." "I'm gonna be... half an hour more at this." "Then we take..." " a nice walk." " I hate walking." "Besides, my driver's around the corner." "I have to go meet Simas Gort Morgan... and he's going to introduce me to Milo Norbuck... who's gonna be in the new CK campaign with me." "I can." "Should I come with you?" " It's business." " It's business, right." "Page me tomorrow and maybe we'll have dinner, okay?" "Page?" "You know, Jocelyn, I have been inside all day... and I would like to take a nice walk." " Would you like to join me?" " Sure, I'd love to." "Darling, change of plans." "I have to meet Norbuck, at the Mercer, at 2AM... let's have some dinner at Raul's." " I'll take you next time, okay?" " Sure, no problem." "Okay." "Antoniette, can I borrow your intern?" "The Doyle Gallery just called and... they desperately need this gown." "It's the dress Kim Basinger orderly... asked, the one with only one sleeve, the one for the celebrity couture... auction, immediately." "You can finish this when you get back." "Hurry up!" " You heard her." " For God's sake, watch your back." "There are spies everywhere." "Trust no one." " Guard that with your soul, darling." " I shall." "I owe you lunch." "November, December or something..." " our girls will figure it out." " Take yourself way back." "Look who is here, Miss Sunshine." " Hello, Jocelyn." " Hi." "How is everything at the mental ward downtown?" "You know, reigns, but always a learning experience." "You're a tripper!" "That is lot 163." "Jocelyn, where have you been?" "Kim Basinger needed to go up on that wall hours ago." "She's the cornerstone of this entire operation." "What could've..." " possibly hold you up?" " Well, I guess you haven't heard?" " Heard what?" " Oh, nothing." "Just the revolutionary new nail color from Mac." "Everyone's freaking out." "Chi Chi fainted." "You should've said that right away." "I'm gonna have to have someone messenger me some." " Where did you learn that from?" " You know..." " tricks and betrayals." " But it can be tricky sometimes..." " to take yourself at him." " I'll try not to." "You've been upstairs?" "If you get the chance, there's a fantastic photo exibition... up there, it is brilliant I think you'll really love it." "Reminded me of you." "I've wrapped it up downstairs." "Maybe we can..." "Maybe we can take that walk afterall." "Sounds great." "Aren't they amazing?" "Aren't they the best French fries you've ever tasted?" "I'd give them a silver medal." "Silver medal?" " What are you, a German judge?" " No, but I've had better." " We're gonna do a taste test." " Fine, if you go by the Printer's." " Where is this place?" " In Bruges, in Flanders..." " it's probable in Belgium." " Yes, I know." "I see someone with you or with a bunch of girl friends." " I went by myself." " Did you?" " How many countries did you visit?" " I traveled the world." "I graduated early and got a grant from my college... to do a photo essay... as part of my thesis and that was incredible!" "That is amazing." "I can't believe you did all that by yourself." "I'm so impressed!" "So... were you scared?" "They tried to stripsearch me in Indonesia." "I got a little heat from my bubblelicious probe but in... other letters, smooth sailing." "And did you make..." "Did you make any disposable friends?" "A couple, but no crazy night with Ethan Hawke in Vienna... but I still have this Moroccan family who writes to me." " I have the best pictures of them." " Really?" "Then I'd love to see them." "Really?" " You would?" " You are so observing..." "I bet you'd make a great photographer." "Home sweet home." "I really had a great time, Jocelyn." "Anytime Resin is indisposed, I'll be your walking partner." "Tomorrow will be a rough day, I've been assigned to..." "Skirt's security task force to find the Yuri." " Sounds very gums." " It really bothers me." "All this fashion espionage." "Someone just takes our hard work... and hand it over to Vogue." "It really pisses me off!" "I'm going to make it my mission to aprehend Yuri." "If anyone can do that, you can." "A spy's work is never done." "Right, I really enjoyed that walk." "Good night, Jocelyn." "Sweet dreams." " I'm sorry, Jocelyn." " No big deal." "Quick, quick, quick!" "I need my comb!" "Fabulous, fabulous!" "That, wonderful." "This is the best session!" "Come on, ladies!" "Embrace the water!" "Embrace it!" "Make love to it!" "Let the water wash away your sins, ladies!" "It takes a lot more than this rain... to wash away their sins." "Be sexy in the rain!" "Thank God!" "Aleluia!" "Aleluia!" "You know what we need?" " The lightning machine." " Lightning!" "Lightning machine?" "Let's get out of here." "Maybe we should stick around, get lost then start to move faster!" "I'm freezing." "Call me a cube." "This is unbeareable, cube." "I can't believe they're making rain... for the photo shoot with, water from the Hudson river!" "They're crazy!" "We're all gonna get typhoid-d!" "Listen, we gotta take off these clothes." "We don't wanna get pneumonia." "Do you think they'd mind if I wore something from the wardrobe?" "No!" "Go for it." "It's too jay." "These things are supposed to be worn, not framed." " I'm swimming in it!" " Hang on." "Where's your head?" "Hang on." "That's it, that's it." "There you go." "What's that?" "Hang on!" "Excuse me, you've got a tag here." "I can't get it." "Where the fuck is my eyelash collar?" "I get so mad." "These stupid people..." "Here it is!" "We're gonna do it this time!" "We're gonna..." "I think maybe we should get back out there." "We've got some time left." "They won't be finished for a while." "I'm gonna sew you out." "It's hideous out there." "I can't take it anymore." "I just walked off." "I don't feel well, Paul." "I just wanna go home and cuddle off with you." "Okay, I'II..." " I'm gonna get your car." " You're so sweet to me." " I had a great time the other day." " Me too!" "I loved working with you at the shoot." "And I think we make great walking partners" " We should consider the marathon." " Listen, Jocelyn..." "I think you are amazing... and I loved... that walk with you as well... and I loved hanging out with you on the shoot... and God only knows I'm always so happy when I see your face..." "I think we make great friends..." "But..." "Resin is a little pissed off because that I see so much of you... and I realized that..." "I just hope I wasn't giving you the wrong idea." "No." "How could I forget that you're going out... with the "cover girl"?" "Everyone else is orgasmic... that you're going out with her." " Good, because I just wanted to..." " Don't worry about it, Paul." " It's good to keep things open." " That's what I..." "Here." "There are many more where these came from." " What the hell are you doing?" " I was just wrapping this up... so I can go to Carl's photo book party." "I'll send Carls your best, because you're not going." "You have a very important project to do." "Have you noticed people's desks lately?" "Atrocities!" "I haven't seen so many colors... since Todd Oldham's debut collection." "It's all about black." "What it this bullshit, anyway?" "This is not Lucky Charm cereal." "This is not "Oz"." "This is not "Skills"." "I want you to replace each and every one... of these hideous five-a-dime acessories immediately." "Everybody's desks should be in ship-shape by tomorrow morning." "Philip's just messengered over his new line of desk acessories." "From now on, everything should be black." "Those bitches... they all said:" ""Brown is the new black"." "I got news for you, baby:" "Black... could kick brown's ass." "Jocelyn, what are you doing working so late?" "I'm making the bulletin boards clash-proof." "God forbid we have a stray yellow damn tag!" " I'm so sorry!" " You missed a great party!" "Everybody was there." "I could have stayed all night..." "But Paul forgot his stupid disk and we had to come..." " all the way back uptown." " Bummer." "We won't keep you from your work..." "I'm sure it's very important." "Come on, Paul, I wanna go home." "Jocelyn, don't work too late, will you?" "You are pathetic!" "What a disgrace!" " You're fired." " You are over!" "What are you doing?" "You are stupid, you're a bad person!" "You fool." "You ashamed Skirt and you're never ever gonna work here again." "You!" "A new fuse!" "Look at you!" "You're fabulous!" "You're incredible!" "The eyes, the hair, the smile!" "That's it:" "The new muse!" "I know her wicked ways" "The parts you never see" "Our supergirl You are our supemodel." "Although you have a reputation" "Can I afford" "To abandon my station" "Mine is not the only heart you harbor" "And I love America" "God!" "Can she be cruel..." "Hi, Joce!" "What's wrong?" "I just had the worst day!" "I don't know how much more of this crap I can take." "I've been there for hours, re-acessorizing the bulletin boards." "How is the hottie?" "So completely taken." "It's hopeless, Josie." "It's completely hopeless." "I'm beginning to think I'll never get on staff... and my summer money is running low." "Look on the bright side:" "You are the star of public television." "They are running your office tour again... for the fifth time this week." "They must have it on a loop." " Come here." " I'm horrified!" "Hey did you see that?" "She was coming out of the fax room." "So?" "She never sends her own faxes." "What's the big deal?" "Maybe she had something to do in the fax room." "So what I'm thinking." "I'm loving this tone." "Tone for a just, isn't it genious?" "It's good she does LOB ingenious..." "I'll have her messenger over some for me." "Vuitton Gellys is planning a hostile takeover of Fava." "Vuitton Gellys." "I loved it." "Did you see Fendi broche bag?" " I've got to have it!" " It's gonna be a success." "I'll make 4 pages on it." "What's that deal with that Vogue stealing on your stories?" "I heard there was a curry." "It's Yuri, dummy, we're talking Russians, not Indians." "It's not me." "I won't work for Vogue anymore." "They didn't airbrush me properly." " The designers are butchers." " Butchers?" "Now I have my own private airbrusher over here at Skirt." "Paul is such a sweetie!" " The duke with the Macintosh." " I love working with royalty." "I love sleeping with royalty." "Who are you, the fourth Mallard sister?" "Not quite, Olivier." "I don't do exiles." "I like my men underfed and overbred." "Can you give me a tiara?" "Anyway, this one has got polo fields... and the largest private estate in all of England." "Whores!" "All of you." "Hey, man!" "Do you know where Jocelyn is?" "French fries, yeah!" " See'ya, Alex." " Peace." "Alex, what are you doing here?" "So nice to see you!" "I was dropping off some contact sheets and I figured I'd stop by... and say "hi"." "How are you doing?" "Holding up?" "Barely." "I just about to transfer... the Western shoot all day." "Yee-haw!" " Do you wanna get some coffee?" " I can sneak out of here for... five minutes before I have to get back to this closet." " Cool." " Let me just get my coat." "Jocelyn, I'm sorry you had to work late." "Hang in there!" "Paul." "John, Simmon, How sweetie!" "Hello there!" " How art thou?" " Good, what about the Yuri?" " Brutal!" " Brutal..." "I can't even think about it before breakfast." " Jocelyn, you missed it!" " What?" "Raw brilliance!" "Helmets..." " helmets." " Helmut Lang?" "Safety is chic." "Living is chic." "Helmut Lang." "Helmets... for motorcycles, mopeds, vespas and scooters, even." "To die for!" "Fooffy, green tea." "We gotta make sure this trend catches on." "We gotta make sure... this trend is covered with pages in the magazine." " Roxanne doesn't understand this." " It's gonna be an outrage." "By this time next year, We'll have every single woman... wearing helmets." "Helmets on Wall Street... helmets in the opera... women in maternity wards with helmets." "No more will lesbians have a lock on helmets." "I'll see that personally." "It's great." "Great." "Everybody is gonna run out and spend 4 grand for a helmet." "It's insane, these people wouldn't care about safety if a top..." " designer didn't tell them to." " How do you deal?" "A sense of humor is essential for this job." " Richard, how are you doing?" " Kenneth!" "Great shoot." "Hi, Cornelia, great to see you." " Did you just see that?" " Statement." "Statement?" "Kenneth Cole just cut me dead." "Obviously he didn't appreciate our dominatrix baby shoot." "Where were we..." "US$ 25.000, I repeat, is not enough... to do a piece." "It's an insult to the designer, it's an... insult to the make-up artist, it's an insult to the photographer..." " and it's an insult to me." " Don't hurt her." "Raymond Meyer said Skirt isn't wort his time... if we can't put out the dough to hang the Henry Winston... on the gargoyles of the Chrysler Building." "I agree with Raymond." " Can you blame him for saying that?" " No." "We can't spend that much money, not on this day... not with this technology." "I can just superimpose them and I Photoshop them on my Mac..." "But you'd be cheating yourself and the reader." "I don't think the reader is really gonna know." "The reader knows." "How do I know?" "Because I knew!" "Look, I was raised in the trailer part..." " that won't leave this table." " Oh, God!" "But the point is:" "I looked foward to... getting my monthly Skirt." "I dropped off right on the trail... to get me just a dollop of gloss and glamour." "I needed that, so did other millions of teenage girls... ass-wash clad, coming off the arcade." "We needed that." "We wanted hope and fantasy." " And we want our gargoyles real." " Yes, we want real gargoyles..." "Do you understand us?" "Real gargoyles!" "There's my sweetie." "Hey, sweetie... sit you cute butt down here." "She's great!" "Am I interrupting something?" "We are entrenched in this serious debate... about the importance of investing in beauty." " Have you any thoughts?" " They want to sacrifice... their soul for some change." "Do you want to decide between the budget and truth?" "What they're saying is if there should be caps on our shoots." "Well, I don't think that the sky should be the limit." "But I do think that... magazines offer an escape in innovation and..." "I hope to always hope to find fantasy and novelty..." " on the pages of Skirt." " Thank you, just as I thought." "Thank you, but fantasy doesn't come cheap, sweetheart." "Please, I don't wanna hear the "c" word." " Hello, darlings." " Don't you dare throw that away." "Don't you know people are starving at Vogue?" " Take it." " Jocelyn, did you finish testing... all of the mousse in the closet?" "I was almost done, I just wanted to grab a bite." "Charmingly naive, but don't you think problems are so important... that you shouldn't take time for lunch?" "Besides... if you haven't noticed, these are all editors." "Take it easy, Antoniette." "Be nice to her She's the best intern you've ever had." "Over here!" "I'm so glad you got my signal." "I really need your help." "You blew it." "They got you again." "Cock-sucking, hussie, cocks'n pants..." "I know, but I need your help." "Is there gonna be another leak?" " And if so, what's story?" " Think deeper, think FDR." "East River Drive, traffic jams..." " squeegee boys." " Think deeper..." " think tacky blond bombshell." " Sharon Stone." "No!" "You fucking roadkill." "Who... who kept wide eyes... when she jaws?" "What?" "We're on a deadline and there's a shortage of interns." "Bullshit." "I have appointments and I need someone to carry my Polaroid." " But we need her, darling." " Get Foofy." " I don't know where Foofy is." " Filing cards for upcoming shoots." "You know we only use 5 models anyway." "Are you an idiot?" "No!" "So don't act like one." "So here is the trick for getting free stuff:" "You call Louis Vuitton, call in 4 bags and send back 3." "The next day, call in 2 and send back 1..." "Then call in 5 and send back 4." "When they ask you to cough up... this luggage you delay and tell them it's on a shoot in Barbados." "Until you find somebody over there quit, which is weekly." "And say you just sent it back to Sheila and fake surprise... when they say she left the company." " No way." " Lf they keep questioning you... tell them you messengered it over to Vogue." "An editor requested it." " That's hilarious!" " Works every time." "Hello, Louis V." "This soup is delicious." "It beats throwing an acceptable layout away." "It's such a chaos over there." "This whole Yuri hassle journey... is insane." "I've had enough of the Cold War when we did... the "Doctor Jivago" shoot." "You got the chicken, too?" "So good." "But I got the pieard." "I don't like playing with bones." "I'd bite my tongue on that one." "You are so great, Richard." "I'm so glad you work at Skirt." "Some of the people there are so snobby." "The irony is they were all from trailer parks and they're all on the mate." "I was on the fashion closet and I heard Olivier and Resin talking..." " what is it with Paul?" " The duke?" "What the hell is that?" "Is he royalty or something?" "Prince Chuck is his cousin or something." "You'd never know, huh?" "Why do you think Resin is going out with him?" "Do you think she'd be attracted to some guy in the art department?" "But he's really cute... and funny... and smart..." "Is it an arrow in your ass from Cupid Squivert?" " Yeah." " But it's hopeless." "Why do you say that?" "Things could work out." " You never know a man's heart." " Yes, I do." "He already told me." "He thinks of me as a "great friend"." "The kiss of death!" "But then on the other day he bought me fries." "He did?" "That's a sign." "He's so thoughtful!" "I'm smitten." "I can tell!" "You look green!" "Is that your heart broken to cut chips?" "Somebody gets a Pepto!" "Spritzer girl?" "Where is the art department?" "Things should be clearly marked in these offices." " It's down there." " I'm supposed to meet Sebastian." "We're going to discuss strategies for covering up heroine tracks." "It's so, so sad!" "I know." "It's terrible that these girls do that to themselves." "It causes so much extra work for us, matching skin tones... blending palletes." "For arms can be quite difficult for artists." "I can imagine, good luck!" "My God, you're sick!" "I think I got a full poisoning atrophy." "I'm so sorry." "I'm horrified!" "I didn't want you to see me like this." "Don't worry, it happens to everyone." "I'll get some water." "Honey, are you all right?" "You got it all dripping!" "I just chugged in front of Paul." "I'm gonna kill myself." "Don't worry, you'll lose weight." "Here he comes Remember:" "Binding over boyfriend is key." " Here's some water." " Great, she'll need some." " Here you go." " Thank you." "I have some mints." "I'll leave them here." "I'm okay, I just..." " I gotta get back to work." " No, you go home." "I'll put you in a cab." "Here you go." " She's sick, buddy." "Come on!" " What the hell are you doing?" "Listen." "Go home, cuddle up and get some rest." "Youve gotta take better care." "You're working too hard." " Come on." " Thank you so much, Paul." "See you on Monday on Romeo and Juliette, okay?" "Slamming into the windshield won't win you any... model contract." "This is Resin... telling you to buckle up because safety is so in fashion..." "What?" "I can see the dresses have arrived for Juliette... beautiful, sensuous, feminine." "Thanks, Dianne, you are a goddess." "Remember, child:" "Life is love and love is life." "Whining, yet charming." "New York subway in the summer." "Meteorology: 112 degrees." "Mood:" " Hassled, hot, hostile, relaxed." " You're histerical." "I'm used to hanging out with these people too long." " It catches on." " Totally." "I like to stay away from the fashion car when I'm not working." "But it's so incestuous, everybody is doing everybody else." "They feel like they don't get to miss out or something like that." " It's pathetic." " Listen, I gotta get back to work... before I get fired, but maybe we could grab a drink after?" "I'd love to, but unfortunately my day doesn't end here." " Maybe tomorrow." " Great." "There's this cool band named Nimbus, playing at the Rebard's... it's like some disco, some funk, interested?" " Sounds fabulous, I'd love to." " Cool." "And definitely bring that silly putty." "I'm all over that." " Time to take your places!" " I'm not ready yet." "I'm still in make up." "See, Chi Chi?" "I told you." "I don't work like this." " Supermodels." " I know." "Attendance!" "I needs standants, standants, you..." " spritzer girl." " Did I hear my name?" "Go stand at the top of the balcony." "I need another." " I'll do it." " Go climb at the terrace... and stand on the other side of the balcony rail." "Pierre, mon cher, we need a vision." "The year, 1323, no... 1324." "The setting:" "A stony alcove in the alps of the Capuleto... hanging from the rocky, gelid cliffs of Stratfordshire." "Meteorology: 50 degrees, with a post perceptive chilling the air." "The tempest has fled to bomir pastures, but its icy kiss lingers." "The mood:" "Unbridled passion... a passion that unravels nature's tiring volcanoes... and rumbling earthquakes." "This deeds are acts of gods... so is this union." "You need to show Romeo and Juliette how to pose." "And you can bet your sweet ass I will." "Romeu:" "You've just been running in from Mars... you're hot and sweaty, but you're taking some danger." "Juliette is looking hot, you know what I'm trying to mean?" "I want the body language to be a lot more charged, okay?" "So move a lot tight closer together." "Look into your Juliette's eyes and..."Oh!" "Romeo, Romeo"..." ""where art thou", boy." "Come on, open your heart... and show some love, some affection for her." "And Juliette... you love this man!" "Oh!" "Yes!" "You know he's your knight in shiny armor." "I like that!" "Hold that, I'm gonna take some Polaroid photos." "Alex, move your ass." "Move your ass." "Out, please." "Move!" "I like that!" "I love that!" "Romeo e Juliette!" "Romeo loves his Juliette." "Wait!" "What the hell is going on here?" "Resin, you'd better watch out!" "We got good models over here." "I'm not worried about her taking my job." "She couldn't even fit into the samples." "Your hair looks like a sheep dog... and Juliette croaks anyway." "You thought there was something going on when you saw that big... drop of sweat in his hand like Mission Impossible." "And Harnesee seemed so hot." "This is a bit bigger than breaking into"Quantico"." " You got the story from Skirt?" " And hot full details!" "Vogue is in Fort Knox!" "Nina will be euphoric." "Man, this neighborhood is dead." "Soho used to be fly... but now it's all just sell-out, sell-out." "Sell-out." "Then Tribeka was the e-hood, but now it's gone to yuppies... with their editting facilities, waiting 45 minutes in line... for lunch at Bubbie's." "See, it's all about the alphabet city in the Y2K!" "Paul, what are you doing here?" "You remember Alex?" " I need to talk to you." " Is something wrong?" "I need some liquids." "What's your poison, Joce?" " I'm okay." " Jocelyn, listen." " What's wrong?" " What?" "What's wrong with me?" "What's wrong with you?" "Hanging out with that... grunge poser." "He's beneath you!" " Why do you care who I hang out with?" " He's beneath you." "Let's not get started people hanging out with people... who is beneath them." "Are you talking about my cover girl?" "My sexy, gorgeous cover girl?" "Just look at her!" "Everyone else wants to sleep with her or bathe her." " Everyone except me." " And what is that about you?" "How you can see through her?" " Hey, man you like this music?" " Yeah, I think that's great choose." "Terrific choose, man!" "Yeah!" "Take it easy!" "You should go for Resin." "She's looking for you." " So, Resin was coming..." " Oh, hi!" "I assume this is finally my iced cappucino." " Yes." "And your change." " Thank you." "Geez!" "You really sucked that puppy back." "Are you sure this was skimmed milk?" "No, they ran out, so they used 2 percent." " Oh, my God!" " Okay." "Come on!" "Oh, my God!" "Come on, baby." "Do it." "Do what you have to." "Okay." "Here, sweetie." "My God!" "How dare you?" "I specifically asked for skimmed... and you bring me this fatty, moogeous cow loyd?" "I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, it's just you're so thin!" "Don't patronize me!" "Get this out of here." "Clean it up now." "Did you get my husband on the phone?" "The hotel said he checked out." "Can't you do anything right?" "Call again!" " I tried three times." " Did you ask for the right name?" "It's." "De la Paix, I'm sure you got it wrong." "De La Paix It's not that hard." "I'm certain that I said it right." "The hotel specifically said that Mr. And Mrs. De la Paix... checked out." "Jocelyn, I'm so terribly sorry for the way I behaved." "I'm off to London for a week." "It's my father's birthday." "I'll see you at the Return Bash." "Take care." "Paul." "Thank you, Lester." "J, London's great, but I'm missing the New York skyline." "I hope you're well." "Paul." "Fax this to Galliano's buttmaker's boyfriend stylist... in Monaco." "You freak!" " What are those for?" " We're doing a strain... on say gal shalls and Roxanne gave it 6 pages." "Come in." " I have to talk to you." " You want another raise?" "I don't get paid, I'm an intern." "I think I might know who the Yuri is." "Let's continue with the pedicure later." "Privacy." "Let's talk." "Delicious!" "Good morning!" "Good morning, boys!" "Good morning, good morning, good morning." "Wow, are we silent!" " Did somebody die here?" " Yeah." "Every dog has his day..." "It's obvious that, the way you two are dressed, you're not here..." " to talk to me about fashion." " I'm afraid we're not." "Lieutenant Pathmark, you're under arrest for the insider trading... code 327B, for industrial espionage." "I always knew you were the Yuri." "You have the right to remain silent..." "Yes, I did it." "I wanted to make sure these were cross-the-board trends." "I wanted to make sure if they were pre-featured, they would come." "But you want to know why I did it?" "Because I love fashion." "Fashion is my life, or at least... a good portion of my day." "My dream is that every man, woman and child in America... will learn to spell "Ferragamo" and... the 5-year-olds would learn to play hopscotch on simplicity patterns... that words like poliester, leisure suit and house dress... were stricken from our vocabularies." "If that's my crime, I'm proud that I did it." "And if I have to go to jail... so be it." "As long as I can take my wardrobe with me." "Officer... go cuff me." "Your trend-making days are over." "You can share your precious fashion advice... with the bitches in the slammer." "I can't wait to tell the girls in my cell block..." ""Yes!" "You can make stripes with floral!"" "They'll be so happy!" "People, people!" "I have something to say." "This has been a monumental day, marking the end... of a bitter and tragic era that cast upon... our very headquarters." "The Yuri has been aprehended!" "And it's thanks to a brilliant counter-espionage... by a very industrious, pro-active intern." "So let's raise our booth recall to Jocelyn." " To Jocelyn!" " To Jocelyn!" " Bravo!" "Good eye!" " Good girl!" "And I have more good news:" "Jocelyn is my meeting assistant... she's on staff..." " and she's our newest little Skirt." " Congratulations!" "Good luck, sweetheart." "We were just messengered the photos from the shooting... including the Polaroids of you and Paul, they are adorable!" "I'm just dissapointed that Paul missed my cue." "I gotta get the guy out of my head." " I need some mental floss." " Sweetie, take a thought shower." "The important is that Editor Chief knows your triumph..." " and put you on staff." " I guess..." "You're going with me to pick up stationery from the colleaguer." "I've got to get this down to the messenger center by 6." "I'm totally going." "I'll just do a quick e-mail and we're off." "We'll go to "II Cantenore" and... and celebrate the end of your life as an intern slash slave." "Hold on, I got another call waiting..." " Cornelia, have you seen Jocelyn?" " Who is Jocelyn?" "Pink!" "The beauty is that he got a bony campaign with Calvin Klein..." " She was swallowing everything..." " I'm sorry, have you seen Jocelyn?" " The intern?" "Absolutely not!" " Thank you." "Jocelyn, I hear you got to do the Las Vegas shoot... com Roxanne." "Am I green or what?" "Oh, yeah!" "I'm so excited." "I see Resin found herself a new boyfriend." "Get a room!" " What about Paul?" " He's over Sabrina's heels." "She swings like Tarzan, through the vine." "I don't think that Paul chews that." "Can you believe Antoniette?" "Watching her in predator mode is better than..." "Shark week on the Discovery Channel." " Hello, whores!" " There is special China Chow..." "He' s probably giving some hints on how to remain in the spotlight... without actually doing anything." " I gotta take notes." " I think I'll follow you." "How are you doing, sweetie?" "I don't know." "Kind of tired, I don't feel so well." "I think I'll just go home and get some sleep." "Have a drink of bourbon it hits the head for 15 hours." "You'll be a million times better." "I'll walk you to the door." "I told her:" "You can have your Gucci socks you can have your fancy title... but really you're nothing but a short fat Jackie O' wannabe... with hideous feet." "There's good news and there's bad news." "The good news is they gave her a nice title..." "Director of Special Projects." "The bad news is..." " there are no special projects." " Excuse me, I have to..." "Where are you going?" "Let's go get a drink." "No, Antoniette, not tonight." "No hard feelings, right?" "No, of course not." "Look!" "You make a perfect couple." "I can only imagine all those philosofical conversations... you would enjoy for years to come." "Richard, please tell me you've seen Jocelyn!" "She just left, right behind the Editor Chief." " She's in Françoise." " Right!" "Good!" "Why did you leave?" "I haven't seen all night." "Well, I wasn't having very much fun, I guess." " Why?" " I realized that..." "It doesn't matter." "Resin and I have split up I didn't love her." "And I noticed another blonde has gone in her place." "Antoniette?" "Are you insane?" "She's a nightmare." "She means nothing to me." "I'm standing here with you... leaving those phoneys behind me... cause I'm crazy about you." " You are?" " Yes" "But I could never be like them." "You don't have to be." "You and I both know how absurd it is." "You don't understand I love the fact you're not obsessed with it." "I'm not into that bullshit, I don't know what I was thinking before" "All that glamour fades fast... and when it's gone, there is nothing." "I've seen who you've been with." "How could I compete with Resin." " She is gorgeous!" " She is not gorgeous!" "I've been so stupid." "She doesn't like French fries." "She doesn't play with that silly putty all day long... she doesn't make me laugh and you know?" "She would never be clever enough to find Yuri." " How do you know about that?" " Richard e-mailed me... the whole story." "Listen..." " Listen to me." " I..." " Listen to me, please." " No, it's ok." "Jocelyn, listen, you are... an updated version of the Crocked Express... you are the short line of the DMD... you are a walk around New York in the fall..." "You are funny and fun and exciting and kind... and beautiful." "And when I went to England I missed you." "I missed you." "I missed you so much!" "Jocelyn, you have the whole world inside you." "Hi, this is Jocelyn Bennet, photo editor of Skirt magazine." "There are lots of beautiful things to see in NY... but your view can be ruined." "If you struck the head of your cab." "So buckle up!" "There are lots of amazing things that will happen in your life... and you won't wanna miss." "And this is the kitchen." "Here is our water supply." "Most of our editors have a preference like..." "Chi Chi Chemise is into Velvet..." "Cornelia Crisp gets so upset if there is no more "Pelegrino"." "Here is the design studio..." "That is Jocelyn Bennett, the senior photo editor..." "She is so nice!" "Hey, Charlotte." "That was Paul, he used to work here, now he is a famous artist." "He shows in Soho and stuff." "So ripe!" "He and Jocelyn are getting married next month." "Yoji Yamamoto is doing her dress." "They are so cool!" "I love them!" "Oh!" "Get a room!" "Can I ask you something?" "What's with the angry?" "I'm angry too!" "Done by (c) dcd / March 2016"