"We are delighted to host this year's Princess Day, here in Breakfast Kingdom!" "Please enjoy the continental breakfast expertly prepared by our very own Breakfast chefs." "Now, on to more pressing matters." "Brigands have been attacking our western seaports, dozens of unregistered princesses roam the land, and trade deficits are at an all-time high!" "Historically, Breakfast Kingdom has traded one sack of sugar a month to Slime Kingdom in exchange for four eggs, but egg production has plummeted!" "I can't just pop out eggs on command." "I'm an artisan!" "You have an egg in you right now." "How dare you?" "Yeah, and what about that peanut juice, Peanut Princess?" "My body needs juice!" "I'm not giving out a single drop of nut butter, not until" "Raggedy Princess pays me!" "Fine!" "Take it!" "Take all my socks!" "You still owe me a pair of jorts!" "Hey, what about my tuque?" "!" "You guys, I'm bored out of my face!" "I make a motion to stop talking about dumb stuff that's lame!" "Lumpy Space Princess," "I'm afraid you'll have to be patient with us and our petty disputes." "Not all of us have achieved the self-sufficiency that I assume you have in your Kingdom." "Oh, wait." "That's right." "You don't have a kingdom!" "You live in a box in the woods." "It's not a box." "It's a rotting log." "Sorry, LSP, but the chair only recognizes real princesses, not bums." "What?" "!" "I'm like a cool hippie." "Whatever, freeloader." "If you were invited to Princess Day, it must have been a mistake or as a joke." "Am I right, girls?" "The joke's on you because" "I wasn't invited." "I'm crashing!" "And I already ate a bunch of your food!" "What you gonna do about it," "Princess Egg Breath?" "That's true." "She does have egg breath." "Okay, you've wasted enough of our time." "Guards, take this pamplemousse out of my sight." "You didn't!" "Don't touch me!" "Okay." "Now that the wannabe's gone, let's get back to princess business." "No, n-not you, Princess Business." "Princess business." "No." "Sounds the same." " I'm sorry." " Hey, you want to ditch this jazz?" "I'd love to, but I'm really invested in this crossword puzzle." "Figs." "LSP, wait up!" "Lousy Breakfast." "Princess." "Pamplemousse." "What is that, even?" "Yo, LSP." "Sick tag." "Thanks?" "You know, I like your vibe, dude." "You don't take anyone's sass." "Yeah, especially not from that gross pile of greasy hash!" "She lumping' humiliated me!" "Listen, let's get even." "Teach old Greasy Locks a lesson." "You're bad." "And I like it." "This place is huge!" "♪ This place smells like butter, bacon, sausage, and juice ♪" "♪ gonna mess with" "Breakfast Princess 'cause she called me pamplemousse ♪" ""Yobo, Peebocheeks." "Just kicking down the town with" "LSP-Boos." "She is acting sooo bad."" ""Ha." "Just don't let her get out of control."" ""Too late." "LSP is really doing it up right now" "I'm just feeding the flames."" ""Nooooo," exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point!" "Look." "There." "Breakfast Princess' room." "How you want to get past the Maple Man?" "I'll show you, hon." "Hey, there." "Yeah, look over here." "What?" "Nice distraction." " Right on." " Right on." "I can't digest syrup." "That's for poisoning my girl!" "Stop!" "Okay, just one more time." "I thought you were bad." "Bad people don't stop." "Let's don't stop inside." " P-p-p-payback!" " P-p-p-payback!" "All her clothes are sticky." "And her taste in music is terrible." "Check it out." "I hate this album, but I'm taking it anyway." "That's messed up!" "This'll teach Breakfast Princess." "Jerry!" "Who did this to you, Jerry?" "!" "I don't know, but they got past me." "We're busted." "Turn invisible!" "I can't." "Well, hide, then!" "Hide where?" "I know somebody's in here." "I-I heard someone say "where."" "Getting close now." "No sign of the intrud... er." "My eyes!" "It smells like grapefruit." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "When I recover my sight," "I'm going to imprison you, you giggling girls!" "I got this." "I don't see them." " Hey." " Hey." "Oh, Glob." " He's okay!" " He's okay!" "Other Jerry, what happened?" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Okay, let's take a lunch break, everybody." "When I say lunch," "I, of course, mean breakfast." "Your Highness." "There are vandals ruining the castle." "They are bad." "Okay." "I'll handle it." "Fellow princesses," "I got to deal with matters of State." "My little sister, Strudel Princess, will take over for me." "Eat the berries!" "Dip them in the syrup." "Rup, rup!" "Want me to show you how?" "A squirrel taught me how to do that." "That's awesome." "Stop right the" "What was that?" "!" "Oh, glob." "Oh, glob." "Oh, glob, oh, glob, oh, glob!" "Everyone will know it was me!" "I can't go to jail!" "I'm too pretty!" "I'm sorry, mom..." "and daddy!" "Hey!" "Calm your lumps." "It's okay!" "She's just dazed." "I'll handle it." "Come on." "It'll be fine, dude." "Girls like us just got to stick together." "Breakfast Princess, you should pay attention when somebody cool is trying to talk." "LSP, is that you?" "Glob, no." "Not even." "What's this for?" "For digging." "Now start building a-a sand castle." "Don't stop digging or we'll know!" "That was totally fun, being bad with you, Marcy." "Yeah, that was pretty rad." "Do you think, like, doing all that bad stuff makes us..." "like, bad people?" "Probably not." "I don't think there are bad people." "I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and... and that's bad." "But if you only do it once, it's just a mistake, and..." "that's not bad." "I think." "Word." "But..." "I mean," "I do think it was wrong to steal this CD." "Yeah, I feel kind of bad about that." "We should probably mail it back to her." "Yeah!" "Good call." "I" "Oh, my glob!" "...couldn't get up from the bed." "I was lazy, and that's why" "I can't have frosting anymore." "Okay, so does everybody have what they want?" "Yeah!" "Wait, I think I'm ready to pop it!" "Happy Princess Day!" "♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ we can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ and do so as we please ♪" "♪ come along with me ♪" "♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪"