"There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He is the Creator." "He is without fear." "He is without hatred." "He never dies." "He is beyond births and deaths He is self-illuminated." "He is realised through the grace of the True Guru." "Repeat his name." "He was True in the primal beginning." "He has always been True." "He is also True now." "Nanak' says he will be True forever" "6 balls, 6 sixes!" "6 balls, 6 sixes!" "Put your money!" "Put your money!" "In five minutes, double, double, double your money!" "Place your bets!" "Place your bets!" "Balls 6 and runs 36!" "Oye, balls 6 and runs 36!" "Pull your money out quickly, quickly!" "Bet and win!" "Bet and win!" "Balls 6" "°Y°!" " Yes." "Sir?" "Fancy dress show" " Hello, Sir." "I'm Amritsar's all-rounder." "Yes, Sr, welcome, Sir." "This season's 1,800 runs and 117 wicket-taking player." " Very good, Sir!" "Prem Roshan." " Yes, Sir." "Huh, 6 sixes!" " Yes, Sir!" "Take this!" "Where is that player of yours who can hit 6 sixes in 6 balls?" "Myself, Veera Kaur." "Right and left hand batsman." "She'll hit 6 sixes?" "Yes, Sir!" "What happened?" "Saw a bat instead of a rolling pin in a girl's hand and got scared?" "You're a girl and you'll play with us?" "If you want to play play in some girls' team." "Go...!" "Where is the girls' team out here?" "And even if there was" "Why should I play in a girls' team when I can hit 6 sixes with you boys bowling?" "If these delicate wrists manage to hit 6 sixes..." "I swear to God." "Forget the money this Prem Roshan will 'clean bowl' his moustaches!" "Mortals cannot comprehend God by pondering over him even a hundred thousand times" "Even by remaining silent and absorbed in meditation peace of mind cannot be achieved." "Sixer!" "What did you say?" "Amritsar all-rounder?" "Come, you'll also remember this Veera that you once came across." "For you on your last ball" "Vesta won't use her right but her wrong hand." "With her left hand, she'll hit the ball." "Go win the bet." "It's a crazy, crazy world" "Where worry is the root of all troubles" "That's why we believe" "Only the silly worry" "Life's a chewing gum, just keep chewing" "Life's a hand pump, just keep pumping" "Squeeze the last drop out of life" "And leave the worrying to the silly" "There's no tax on happiness" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "In 1983, a Punjabi lifted the world cup." "Sir, in 2011 another Punjabi your Veera, will lift the world cup!" "Hurray!" "Hurray!" "How're you doing, Tendulkar my brother?" "Me also 5 feet Z inches." "Me also opening batsman opening!" "O Veera, come quickly, it's time for the show!" "I'm coming, uncle, I'm coming!" "Oh, Ma!" "Shanno is my name." "When the Best Friend Dance Company heroine is standing in front of you who needs the extras?" "Between dance and wrestling there's a huge difference and that's not something you both can do." "Hah!" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "Gobble up all yourjoys" "With both hands" "The right and the left" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "Oye, I thought that today you've forgotten!" "Uncle, we are both a team." "The batsman - you, and the runner - me." "For 18 years I haven'!" "forgotten so how would I forget today?" "Let your eyes give it all away" "When you're with somebody special" "Play games, and you'll be exposed" "By the drumbeat of your heart" "Oye, Veera...!" "Are you washing the clothes or tearing them, huh?" "0ye...!" "Dhoni sir won't wait his whole life for me saying "Vesta sister, first wash the clothes ..."" ""... then go and wash out Australia!"" "Don't talk nonsense!" "In Derby or in Dhaka" "God will watch out for you" "If you go with your instinct" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "15th August." "On independence's golden dawn one more unique celebration at Wagah Border." "The Tricolour must have been flown on the Red Fort." "But today its colours are painting the hearts of two nations in a single colour the colour of peace." "And this is because of two friends whose friendship .." "even borders could not wipe out." "Their friendship has existed since they weren't Chaudhary Vikramjeet Singh and Pathan Liyaqat Ali Khan to each other but Vicky and Lucky." "Oye, my dear friend!" "Vicky sir and Lucky sir." "Greetings." " One from Amritsar and the other from Lahore." "Tell us the secret of this friendship." "Cricket!" "Cricket?" "See, what happened was that we picked up the bat together learnt bowling and also started 'fielding' with the girls together." "But in 1947, such a pitch was laid that the one hour journey between Lahore and Amritsar took 40 years to complete." "But these two nations" "India and Pakistan are the sons of only one mother." "They're just lying with their backs to each other" "So, as soon as the border opened we thought that India and Pakistan's independence celebrations why don't we celebrate together?" "So cricket has, once again, brought us together." "One year on the 14th of August" "Pakistan's Independence Day." "And another year on the 15th of August" "India's Independence Day." "Yes, one year in Pakistan and the next year in India." "For this Aman Cup, our teams play a cricket match." "Aman Cup?" "Yes, madam." "For the last 8 years this cup has been the pride of Lahore!" "Oye, let it be." "It seems that these Amritsar folks have developed a special love for losing." "Oye, you son-of-a-Lucky!" "If in today's match we don'!" "make their team un-lucky then my name isn't Wkramjeet Singh!" "Come on boys!" "Come on boys!" "So as you've just seen though the name is Aman (peace) Cup the spirit is no less than in a war!" "To Amritsar's Jagdev Kallan ground we welcome all you cricket lovers." "This Aman Cup match is being played between" "Vikramjeet Singh's Indian Tigers and Liyaqat Ali Khan's Pakistani Champs." "The match will begin in just a few moments from now." "Today, for the first time, this Aman Cup match will not be a 50 overs match but a 20 overs match instead" "You will recall that in the past 8 years ...Vikramjeel Singh's Indian Tigers have been defeated in all matches." "Come on Indian Tigers, buck up!" "Well done, well done, Pakistani Champs!" "Here, take this." "Here, eat some sweets." "Here." "Oh no, oye no." "Hey eat it, eat it." " Leave it, man!" "Hey, eat some." "After losing, there should be something left in the stomach." "Exactly like the last time, once again the Pakistani Champs have won the toss and decided to bat first." "Oye, India's lads!" "Tear them apart" " Go for R!" "Kuljit Singh, of the Indian Tigers will start the bowling." "The captain of the Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari stands ready to face him." "The first ball of the match." "Over the wicket and Ali Ansari has sent the ...ball flying to the boundary for four runs!" "Oye!" "What a shot!" "What an impressive start by Ali Ansari!" "Short paced delivery and crossing the boundary for four runs!" "Moving on to the front foot, he has driven it for another four!" "Beautiful shot." "What an impressive and courageous display of batting!" "Pakistani Champs have completed 100 runs without losing a wicket." "Well done, well done boys, come on!" "Another fantastic shot!" "The Indian Tigers are not getting a single opportunity to stop these batsmen." "In the face of such an amazing batting display by the Pakistani Champs" ". the Indian Tigers' bowling has, once again, been disappointing." "The last ball of the Pakistani innings another six!" "At the end of 20 overs, the Pakistani Champs have scored 178 runs." "The Indian Tigers' openers, Jeelu and Khosla are walking towards the pitch" "Oye, Jeetu, Sir. 179 runs is a big target." "Think carefully and play." "Okay, Sir?" "Hey, who's this?" " Don't know, man!" "This Khosla doesn't know his own off-stump how will he know me?" "You talk too much now go." "Jeetu, Sir." "Don't pull the ball." "Previously, it was while pulling that you got om!" "Okay?" "Now you 90" "All the best!" "Fine?" "Come on boys, come on, come on!" "Pakistani fast bowler, Yunus, has begun his run-up." "Jeetu has hit it into the air and he's out!" "A very easy catch." "Out!" "Out!" "Wow!" "Pakistani Champs get their first wicket." "A bad start for the Indian Tigers." "Come on, India." "Go, India!" "He has hit it high in the direction of mid-off and Khosla is out." "Oh, shucks!" "And that's out!" "Indian Tigers have lost another wicket." "Their score is just 7 runs for the loss of 3 wickets." "Next delivery by Ali Ansari and the batsman became confused." "He has given a simple catch!" "Oh, well done!" "Get out!" "Oye, Ali Ansari, you're the captain and cursing!" "Well done!" "All the spectators are disappointed." "What, Vicky my friend'?" "What's happened now?" "It's all over." "We've won." "He's played R gently towards the off-side and what's this?" "There's no time to take a run but Pukhraj has started running." "He's still too far from the crease." "Will he be able to take the run?" "But the slumps have been hit and after a huge appeal, the umpire has raised his finger." "Congratulations captain, well done!" "Thank you, Sir!" "Friends!" "Lahore's pride is once again heading to Lahore!" "Oye, my dear friend!" "Why are you standing there with a swollen face?" "Losing and winning is just an excuse to relive all our old memories." "Right?" "No sir, I don't agree." "Losing and winning are never an excuse." "Losing is losing and winning is winning!" "You're right, Ali Ansari." "Losing is losing and winning is winning." "I'm tired of losing" "Here lake leg spin." "Oye, do you all want to do any work-shirk or not'!" "Veera!" "When will this cricket demon get off your head'?" "Huh?" "Uncle yesterday if I had been on the pitch by God, I swear our town would have won the match!" "You wait and see, this time I'll play for our town and the next time straight I'll open for India." "Hmmm" "Come back lo Earth, Veera." "With such tiny eyes, don't see such big dreams." "They'll bring you nothing but pain" "Uncle, I have a dream and so I exist." "Without it I am nothing" "Oye, Chamkile." " Yeah?" "Bowl to me." " Hand me the umbrella!" "Oye, Veera, today I'm definitely going to get you out!" "Until now, no such boy has been born who can get me om!" "Come on, man!" "Thanks, man!" "Hey guys, I'm going to catch up with you later." "Yeah?" "Right." "Bye" "D.R.C. rules, man!" "Hello!" "Yup?" "Alright yup" "I'll be there by the next ﬂight." "Thank you." "Mom?" "Mom, are you sure you won'!" "come to India with me?" "No, Rohan." "Your Dad doesn't want me it's you he needs." "You know that." "But Mom, my Dad is also related to you, right?" "Anyway, don't worry." "He'll be fine." "I won't let anything happen to him." "Okay, now leave quickly or you'll miss the plane." "Love you, son." "Love you, mom." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to Amritsar International airport." "Thank you for flying Air India." "We wish you a comfortable stay in Amritsar." "Kindly proceed towards belt number 310 collect your luggage." "Welcome home, Sir, welcome home!" "Dad heart attack?" "Hey, first give me a hug, man!" "Dad, why did you lie lo me and say you've had a heart attack?" "Lie me?" "I've just come from the hospital, child!" "Dad, you're just too much!" "This is not funny!" "Hey, I'm your father; of course it will be too much!" "Come home, come." " No, Dad I'm" "I'm catching the next flight and going back because this is not right, Dad!" "Hey buddy, you've come after 10 years." "As it is your mother doesn't let you come." "Now how will I let you go like this, son?" "OW Come!" "Come" "Oh-ho oye, play." "0Y9!" "Hello." "Hey, Mom." "No, no, no Dad's fine." "Just another one of his silly jokes." "Yeah I'll tell you when I get back." "I'll come back soon." "Love you." "Bye." "She still worries about me?" "Come on, Dad." "Mom always remembers you but the fault was yours." "After your marriage, if she wasn't happy living in India you would take her to England." "You promised her that, right?" "But you broke your promise." "It wasn't written on stamp paper!" "This country is mine." "Its people are mine." "England's cold has turned Yamini's heart cold too." "Dad, the way India is your country, in that way" "England is Mom's country, right?" "And you Imow that she tried her best to adjust out here." "But what did you do?" "You lied to her and today you lied to me." "Right?" "Hey hey!" "What?" "No, man!" "In your England, cars must also be breaking down, right?" "Dad." "I didn't say anything." "I'm fine." "Oh very good!" "I'll stop this vehicle." "Hey, stop for a minute." "One minute, stop please." "Hello sir what happened?" "Nothing sir." "My car is sulking" "Dad this junk heap!" "Hey!" "What did you call a junk heap?" "Dad." "There's no way I'm going in this junk heap." "This looks like a marriage truck!" "No sir, this is our Best Friend Dance Company truck." "You English?" "You from English?" "Sorry?" "You're talking to me?" "You from English?" "Oh, you mean yeah, yeah" "I'm from England, yeah." "I Indian - from the Punjab." "By the way, I also know Hindi." "I know-ing English." "This sugary." "9 black' bhains-Io!" "You mean buffa-lo, right?" "!" "Yes, yes." "Me mean same!" "You English - don'!" "teach Indian!" "Huh?" "Hey listen, me me not English me Indian!" "You not Indian!" "You not live India!" "Yeah, yeah I not live India But I love India!" "Live there, love here!" "No, no." "This my India" "Okay, Sir?" "Handle with care!" "Hey, listen, Miss India!" "Today Indians all over the world making the India the proud so why are you thinking the so small?" "Very bad, Buffalo Girl!" "Oye, donkey, you're the buffalo!" "So is your whole family!" "Myself, Veera Kaur!" "Hey Veera Kaur!" "One thing you tell me please you always like this, this stupid-shupid or today some special occasion giving the competition to the black bhains-lo?" "!" "You think you very jokey?" "Foreign lads - sharp tongues and loose morals!" "Sorry, come again?" "Why I come?" "You come!" "How many tonnes do you weigh, for God's sake?" "All the buffalo fodder, do you eat it all yourself?" "All your manners have you left them buried in the Queen of England's crown?" "Huh?" "If my shoulder had been dislocated, then?" "So, for the rest of your life, just like the Statue of Liberty you're going to keep standing like that?" "No!" "Going to dig you a grave in the Taj Mahal!" "Have you even heard of the Ta] Mahal?" " No!" "Or are you as clueless as the buffalo?" "Dad are we there yet?" "Here, Mr. Chamkila, Stop here, Sir, stop here." "Mr. Chamkila." " Yes, Sir?" "I really enjoyed talking to you!" "Me also, Sir." "Rohan, son, come we're home." "Thank you, Sir, thank you!" "Hey, Buffalo Girl bye." "The name's Rohan, by the way." "Nice to meet you too!" "Rude foreigner jerk!" "Dad, since when have you been playing these matches?" "You've never spoken about them." "For many years." "I thought that the day I win .." "The first person I'd give the good news to would be you." "But it seems that now this dream will never be fulfilled." "Is that why you've called me here, Dad?" "That's why you lied to me?" "What do you want from me, Dad?" "I want this dream of mine to be fulfilled by you." "You can't be serious, Dad!" "In England, every cricket county wants me to play for them and you want me to stay here with you?" "Dad, like this leaving England, leaving Mom" "I can't lwe here." "It's impossible!" " Impossible, why?" "Your cricket county season is over." "In 15 years, for the first time, I'm asking for 6 months from you." "I hope your mother can give your 6 months to me." "That Dad who for 15 years kept aside only 1 month in each year for his son for him, doesn't 6 months seem like a lot, Dad?" "Gel your math right, Dad!" "Yes, son." "What should I do?" "A father's hear!" "doesn't know maths." "I had forgotten that in this father's share there's only a 30-day bonus." "And I had also forgotten that that in cricket, you are now a very big player" "and your first coach very small." "It's your mother's phone call." "Hi, Ma." "Ma, not one week" "I'll come back in 6 months." "Yes, Ma, I know what I'm doing, yeah." "No, no it's not Dad." "This is my decision." "Don't worry, Ma." "I'll call you later, yeah?" "Yeah, love you." "Bye." "Dad, your happiness your ways" "your life have always come before us." "And today too, for us you come first." "Everything else comes after." "I'm ready, Dad." "I'll lead your team." "But the team will be mine and the terms will be mine." "Thank you." "Where's the team?" "What happened?" "It's a simple question." "Where's the team?" "We're right in front of you." "Can't you see?" "Pukhraj, right?" "This looks like a team to you?" "I can only see some unfit players" "For me, there's no team here, Pukhraj." "I've come here to make my own team." "A team in whose dictionary the word defeat does not exist." "From among you whoever is selected" " Select?" "Hey man, what is the need for selection when the team is ready?" "OYQ" Pretty boy!" "Do you know who I am?" "Delhi Ranji teams' fast bowler." "You'll do our selection?" "It's only because your Pop asked, that we are wasting 6 months of ours." "The name is Chaudhary Vikramjeet Singh." "Forget selection." "It's only because of him that I'm tolerating you." "In 6 months, the amount that you will earn here you can't earn that much in 6 years" "So don'!" "give me that crap, alright?" "Co:" "I'm not Dad and don't ever forget that." "20 minutes everybody warmed up on the field." "Let's go, guys." "Let's play some cricket." "Oye, front foot defence." "Children" " Holi, Diwali, Eid" "Which holiday is it today that all of you didn't go to school?" "Should we show her?" " What?" "This Aman Cup is ours which our elders went and lost." "Aman Cup selection tomorrow morning!" "Veera, this is your chance!" "This town's children - are not raw." "Understand this good and proper." "Have heard your challenge but even I am not useless." "Tomorrow at 9 '0' clock arrive early children, the old and the young." "O, Veera, wait, oye." "Oye, now Veera won't slop!" "Some people's dreams come true early and some people's late." "But everyone's dreams are fulfilled." "Sachin, Sir, I am on my way!" "Uncle, quickly, open the gale." "I can't be late for the selection!" "Hey girl, in there, it isn't a Miss India it's a cricket selection that's happening!" "Girls cannot enter!" "Why - where is it written that girls cannot enter?" "I said R once, didn't you understand?" "Along with your small size did God also give you less intelligence?" "The day this town's girls start playing cricket you boys will have to put on bangles and sit at home!" "Now will you leave or should I give you a tight one?" "Say it loudly, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say with love, glory to the Divine Mother." "Everyone say, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say it loudly, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say with love, glory to the Divine Mother." "She, who you turn into an idol and worship when she is human you crush her." "Shame!" "Oye, Veera.." "Oh, Veera, child, why are you wasting time on this A B C D?" "Come here with me." "Oye, come here." " Uncle, what are you doing, uncle?" "!" "Come with me." "I want to show you something" "I don'!" "want to see!" "Take one look at least." "Oh, look!" "This ruined Manji!" "He's absolutely sozzled!" "Forget dancing, he can't even stagger!" "And Chamkila is also missing." "So what should I do?" "Oh-ho, a lot of the public is waiting outside." "My sweet child, you take his place on stage." "You already know all the dance steps in the show!" "No!" "I'm tired of always being the 12(h man." "I loo have my self-respect." "I won't dance." "Where is your femme-fatale Shanno?" "Gel her to do it." "Oye, it's her you have to dance with." "What?" " Yes!" "It's you who said" " I'm the batter and you're the runner." "O, you are my little doll." "My little bundle of trouble!" "You won't lurn down your uncle's request." "Uncle!" "0 sweetie, come put H on." "Dead and gone." "Totally destroyed" "Dead and gone." "Broken and torn" "Dead and gone." "Totally destroyed" "Dead and gone." "Broken and torn" "Don't walk so close to me" "Don't walk so close to me" "He has big dreams, oh yes" "Like a pressure-cooker blowing steam, no less" "He has big dreams, oh yes" "Like a pressure-cooker blowing steam, no less" "He stands and whistles, his lips in a pout" "Blowing up money he stole from his dad" "Here we come" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Go on, make up your stories" "Go on, make up all the stories you want" "Go on, make up your stories" "You're going to find all doors and windows shut" "Don't walk so close to me" "He mistakes even insults for praise" "Their language is a disgrace" "But when we're around, they're all grace" "Hey beautiful, how're you doing?" "We don't say hello like foreigners" "We look a man in the eye, and ask "what's up brother?"" "He really thinks the world's at his feet" "Without knowing anything but his street" "Here we come" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Hey. 9I1Y§" "Check this out" "I went out to earn for a dozen years learned and brought back this simpleton" "I went out to earn for a dozen years learned and brought back this simpleton" "You don't understand Punjabi glory" "You don't understand Punjabi honour" "Do whatever R is that you decide" "Even then you'll be my queen" "Jump real high, do the bhangra" "Shake your hips" "Jump real high, do the bhangra" "Shake your hips He gets up and washes his face with beer" "Only prison can reform him, that's clear" "Well ma'am, take it or leave it" "I'll gladly go to prison, that's okay" "You bring me com bread and green curry everyday" "He looks such an ass, but he's not bad at all" "His heart is connected to his stomach, that's all" "Here we come" "Let me show you!" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "He has big dreams, oh yes" "Like a pressure-cooker blowing steam, no less" "He stands and whistles, his lips in a pout" "Blowing up money he stole from his dad" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Thank you!" "Wow!" "Between me and a cricketer this is the only difference!" "You're a girl and you want to play with us." "If you want to play play in some girls' team." "In there, it isn't a Miss India it's a cricket selection that's happening!" "The day this town's girls start playing cricket you boys will have to put on bangles and sit at home!" "Now will you go or should I give you a tight one?" "Now, it's my game and your face!" "Yes, Sir?" " Myself, Veer Pratap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman!" "Uh, cricket selection is going on in there, right and not for some Miss India?" "No, Sir, go straight in." "Very good." " You'll find all the boys there." "Thank you, Sir." "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He is the Creator." "He is without fear." "He is without hatred." "He never dies." "He is beyond births and deaths He is self-illuminated." "He is realised through the grace of the True Guru." "Hey!" "This is my Spot!" "Go back!" "Shame, shame, shame, shame!" "Oye, four-eyes!" "You shouldn't be so stingy!" "Half the nation is sharing poverty and you can'!" "share your space." "Go on, look there." "Hey, little buy." "This isn't a child's toy." "If your hands quake the wickets go flying!" "The wicket flew!" "Hey!" "The wicket flew!" "What did I say?" "The wicket flew!" "Hey, the wicket flew!" "There, there, there!" "Oye." "What happened?" "What is that foreign boy doing here?" "Oh, he's the team's new captain." "I've heard that in batting he's a Sachin and in bowling a Kapil Dev!" "Veera, you're finished!" "He's going to march you out of here without ceremony!" "Mr. Shyam Kumar, you're out." "Next player please" "HEY you, Shyam Kumar!" "Are you an advertisement for Fevicol glue that you're standing stuck to the pitch?" "Come on, move to the side and see what batting really means!" "Myself, Veer Pralap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman." "Which hand should I bat with?" "Get out of my ground!" "Why?" "I haven't had my' batting chance yet!" "And you won't either." "Orickefs first rule is that no player makes fun of another player." "Gel it?" "Out!" "Until now, the boy hasn't been born who can get me om." "If you have the guts bring on your fastest bowler." "I swear on Sachin, Sir" "I'll hit 6 sixes in 6 balls!" "Yes!" "Learn lo respect cricket and learn to respect other players." "If they can get out you can get out too." "Now get out please!" "Sorry, Sir!" "Forgive me, Sir!" "One give me one more chance." "No." "Sir Sir, all the players are getting 3 chances." "Give me one." "Give me just one." "You don't get another chance once you're out!" "Sir, by God I swear!" "To save this town's pride you won't find a better player than me." "How good a player you are that I've already seen." "In cricket, it's not the player but his bat that speaks." "Sir, in this game the batsman is given the benefit of the doubt." "You won't give it to me?" "My whole life" "I have waited for this one chance." "If today you get me run out this bat will never be able to score runs ever again." "Please Sir, please Sir!" "Wait, Rohan." "He's the only player who doesn't want to play for himself but wants to play for the sake of his town." "I think he should be given another chance." "Alright, Veal." "You get another chance." "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He's selected." "Really?" "Oye, my run-machine!" "Where were you till now, man?" "Welcome to the team, buddy!" "Oye, where were you till now?" "What's your name?" "Myself, Veer Pralap Singh." "Your team's opening batsman!" "Oye, opening batsman congratulations man!" "What amazing things you do!" "What a shot you played!" "Uncle?" " Yes?" "Make Madhuri's sweet smile a little bigger, no?" "Why not?" "There are 32 teeth inside her mouth, should I make them 64?" "Who are you?" "Sir, I'm Jagjﬂ Singh." "Jagjit?" "Oh!" "The one who sings ghazals on TV?" "Same!" " No Sir, no Sir, no Sir!" "Sir, the one who connects the wires to the TV." "I'm a clerk in the electricity department." "So what?" "Sir." "I'm feeling shy" "Oh, Sir me and Veera ma'am are getting married!" "What?" " When?" "Today." "Today?" " Huh?" "When did the two of you meet?" "Just this morning" "I was hanging off the pole and she was below." "She said" "Jaggi, Sir" "I have a complaint against your government" "Wires have been strung across the village but someone forgot to connect them." "The current is ﬂowing but it's a cross-connection, Sir!" "Where's Veera?" "She's gone to prepare for the wedding." "She said that if you'd like to come that's fine otherwise give Rs 5,000." "Consider it a wedding gift." "Wait, you scoundrel!" "You're ruining my daughter!" "Come here, you scoundrel!" "I won't let you get away with this!" "Ove. stop!" "Uncle, I'm Veera!" "Uncle, I'm Veera!" "Uncle!" "Uncle, it's Veera!" " Veera?" "Not Veera." "Veal Pratap Singh." "Indian Tigers' opening batsman!" "When were you selected?" "Huh?" "Your Shanno is not the only good actress." "Even a joke has its limits, Veeta!" "Take off this beard and moustache!" "Go!" "Uncle, this is no joke." "Now this beard and moustache will not come off!" "Today your Veera, with her small eyes, has seen big dreams." "Now no one can stop me!" "Hi. sexy!" "Oh, Suniya!" " Hi!" "What's going on?" "All of London has come to the Punjab and I don't get to know." "I thought such a famous cricketer has come to India so the very first autograph" "I should be the one to get it." "Sonia Saluja." "Miss Chandigarh 2008." "I should be asking you for that autograph, right?" "So tell me, how come you're here?" "In London you bought me so well so Soniya thought now it's her turn to return the hospitality." "Not bought." "I think you mean looked after!" "Wow, Rohan your Hindi is very good!" "Vicky uncle!" "Uncle, it's me Soniya." "Soniyaq" "From Chandigarh." "Come on uncle, your friend Baldev's daughter." "Oye, you're Ballu's daughter?" "What happened to you?" "You used to tie ribbons in your hair and wear only salwar-kameez!" "Oh, uncle, that's an old story!" "For the past year I've been in London." "Don't you remember?" "Uh, Dad" "Soniya came on a modelling assignment to London." "That's where we became friends." "Oh looks like a close friendship." "Lipstick" "Uh showed her the house?" "No, Dad." " Hey, then show it to her!" "Ya, sure come." " Sure." "What's so special about London?" "First my wife, then my son and now her it didn't spare anyone!" "May it go to hell, this London!" "The onus now rests with the batsmen of India to win this crucial match." "And as you can see you can see .." "Veer Pratap Singh" "India's brilliant and courageous opener is now making his way towards the crease." "Can he do it?" "Can the master ...?" "Will he be able lo save India's honour?" "How brilliant and technically correct his stance is!" "He personifies self-belief!" "And that's a 4!" "And a 6!" "Another 6!" "Veer Pratap Singh completes his century!" "What a brilliant batting display!" "Once again Veer Pratap Singh has proved beyond doubt that he is the number 1 batsman in the world!" "Are you done?" "Shall we begin? Move it!" "Move it!" "One, two, three, four" "It's not about winning or losing" "What you doing I liking" "Five, six, seven, eight" "Don't be getting late" "Going to be getting exciting" "One, two, three, four" "It's not about winning or losing" "What you doing I liking" "Five, six, seven, eight" "Don't be getting late" "Going to be getting exciting" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Hey Pukhraj, move hey Balbir, move man!" "I'm very hung'?" "!" "While becoming Sachin, I turned into P.T. Usha!" "Sweets !" "There's some difference between a player and an animal." "You won't eat that much in one day but over 10 days!" "I'm so hungry!" "And after today, if you ever break this queue again" "I will forget your name is in the batting line-up." "Gel it?" "Excuse me, please." "Mmmm nice." "Mmmm nice!" "Nine, ten, eleven, twelve" "Drink milk and watch your muscles grow" "Forget the back-biting" "Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen" "Forget the obscene words" "It's a battle with your own self" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Check this out" "Check this out" "Scream and shout" "Sixteen, seventeen" "Take in all that protein" "Watch that diet" "Eighteen, nineteen" "Be fit and lean and mean" "It's an open invite" "Give the gym a shot" "You need a special invitation?" "I was stretching, Sir, I I" "0, Veer where?" "Alright!" "Now sit down." "Tomorrow morning 7 '0' clock ...everybody...padded up, on the field." "No excuses." "Hey, Khosla, shut your nest!" "Oh, what is it, man?" "Hello!" "Oh, piece of my heard" "You said hello like you're waiting for a phone call from some very special lady!" "Aah ...so it's you." "You don't seem very happy living in Lahore!" "Hey, let's forget me, friend." "What did you think?" "You'd call your son back from London and win the game?" "Why, boss in Amritsar, have stars suddenly become visible during the day?" "Buddy, when one's son comes home after many years what then is day and what is night?" "The sun at night and the moon in the day both seem exactly the same!" "Never mind, never mind my friend." "Your child arrived and you forgot your buddy!" "Boss Baisakhi - the harvest festival is almost here." "Are you going to invite me or should I arrive uninvited, as always'!" "Even if I say no is that going to stop you?" "Come then!" "Now Rohan has grown taller than you!" "Play on, drummer!" "Come on, Dad! We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going lo be too hut to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going lo be too hut to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "The disco crowd had better give way" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going lo be too hut to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "Come on, go for it" "Come on, go for it my friend" "You're the apple of my eye" "As the crops dance, and the good times roll on" "I'll rob the heavens if you want" "Come on, go for it" "Play on, drummer!" "Watch the wannabe foreigners try the bhangra" "In their foreign jeans, and their feet frozen" "With their borrowed English and false snobbery" "These disco lovers, what do they know of our dance?" "Languages can't stop us, nor can dialects" "We're the champions of the heart" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "Watch the girls move, like spinning tops" "With their hearts shut and minds closed" "All dressed up and nowhere to go" "Hoping lo find a partner in the bhangra" "His leg points lo London, his hand to Delhi" "And he hopes to be my dancing partner" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going lo be too hut to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "And 1, 2, 3 Iifﬂ" "Come on man, Veer." "What the hell are you doing, man?" "Just lift me up" "Up!" "Sir, I not body builder." "I world class batsman, Sir!" "World class, my foot!" "In my dictionary, only 3 things are world class." "Bradman's batting the Beatles' music and Mom's cooking." "And you, my dear are none of those three!" "Let's go!" "Go!" "Oh!" "Sir!" "Hi, Rohan!" "Alright guys." "Come on everybody." "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Veer, get to the boundary." "Concentrate concentrate everybody" "Move it move it" "Veer that's it!" "Yes a little to the right, to the right." "Where?" "Where?" "Move a little to the left" "Hey, you move out of the way!" "You're ruining my view." " Huh?" "Move further back." "Left or right?" "Oye, butterfly tell me!" " Move!" "Eh!" "Who are you asking to move?" "Myself, Veer Pralap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman!" "Talking without thinking!" "Come on, Rohan!" "Hit a sixer!" "Veer, catch it!" "It's a sixer!" "Excuse me!" "How dare you?" "How dare you touch me?" " Oye!" "Half-boned, naked witch!" "I don't have any desire to touch you!" "You just shut up!" "Why I shut up?" "You shut up?" "What happened, Soniya?" "What happened?" "Ask that scoundrel of yours what happened!" "He abused me pushed me and you know what?" "He purposely fell on top of me!" "He touched me here and there and everywhere!" "I have never been this insulted before!" "Never!" "Veer!" "Veer" "Veer!" "Veer!" "Veer!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "What are you doing here?" "Uh Veer Veer I I'm" "I'm Veer's sister!" "Veer is my brother." "Brother what brother?" "What is your meaning?" "I'm not that kind of girl!" "Veer myself real brother." "Today morning, without having his breakfast he leﬂ the house." "So I brought flatbread for him." "But on the way I slipped in mud." "So I decided to come here and wash off the stains." "But how did I know that not only my clothes but my honour would also get stained!" "Oh shut up, please!" "Why should I, you...!" "What are you looking at?" "Jesus!" "What is wrong with this stupid ..'?" "Those pink lips will not turn black if a sorry escapes from them!" "5°77)', my foot!" "This is a men's locker room, alright." "Girls and guests - not allowed!" "I don'!" "have to say sorry." "You should be saying it to me!" "You steal an innocent girl's honour and then you shout at her!" "Hah!" "Innocent and you?" "Listen, don't don't give me all this uneducated crap alright!" "I ..." "I didn't even touch you!" "This is India." "Do you even know what an Indian girl's honour is?" "What do you want me to do?" "Get married to you?" "Should I marry you?" "Were a 150 years too little that I should be enslaved again to the English?" "My life has not yet become so unbearable that I would marry you!" "If you are so concerned about your honour what are you doing here in this stale?" "No Indian girl stands around arguing in a towel." "So stop this drama about being an Indian!" "Gel out of my dressing room!" "Veer!" "Where the hell are you, man?" "Oye, has anyone seen my gloves?" "Look there, they're over there." "Bye, Sir." "Bye, bye, Sir." "Hey Veer, listen." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sorry sir!" "Myself sorry sir!" "I didn't fall on Soniya ma'am on purpose." "Forget it, buddy." "Everyone makes mistakes." "Chill just" " Huh?" "You didn't tell me you have a sister, buddy?" "Huh?" "What's there to make a noise about?" "Someone or other has a brother or a sister!" "But when did you meet Veera?" "You sit for a second." "Come, come!" "Oh sit, sit." "Come sit, sit." "Sit down" "Sit, sit" "And please, don't blow like the whistle on a pressure cooker." "Oh buddy, even I made a mistake, actually." "I went to the dressing room to look for you and" "And?" "What?" "!" "What are you saying?" "!" "You don't know Veera!" "She's a very touch-me-not type of girl." "In last year's election, she wasn't allowed to vote immediately, she sat dangling her feet off the well." "The Chief Minister had to come in person to ask for her vote." "That too, at the well!" "So?" "So?" "I mean what?" "What're you trying to say?" "O the moment she takes something to heart she gets stuck like Fevicol glue!" "And today, you've insulted her royally!" "Hopefully she hasn't already jumped into the well!" "Are you happy now?" "!" "Hey dude, Veer, yo, hey!" "Listen, listen, listen!" "I'll come along with you." "Where?" " To apologise to your sister!" "Oh no, Sir." "No, no, no need." "Uh I I managing." "What is that you say in English?" "Take-care-ing." "Take-care-ing!" " Shut up." "Just, just, just shhh." "What'll it take to put a silencer over your mouth?" "You know you and your sister are absolutely crazy!" "Useless!" "But today the fault was mine." "Buddy, I I thinkl said a bit loo much." "I crossed the limit." "You know what I'm saying?" "I should be the one to say sorry right?" "Not right, Sir!" "VQYY" very Wrong, Sir!" "Do you want to play the match?" "Yes, Sir!" "Follow me." "So, you live in this performance theatre?" "Yes why?" "No, nice!" "Cool!" "Different!" "Sir?" " Ya?" "Sir, you 9°" "In this huge crowd where will we look for Veera?" "Why?" "Are we searching for the Kohinoor diamond?" "We're looking out for your sister." "She must be around somewhere." "Only if a sister exists, can she be found!" "What?" "Uh oh, me mean" "Sister?" "Sweet sister?" "Where are you?" "Are you looking for your sister or for a dog?" "You are the daughter of Chuchak and Malki, Heer!" "And I, a young man from Takht Hazara!" "Be it the waters of the River Chenab or some worshipper or saint" "I am your Ranjha." "So they can all go to hell your uncles as well as your nephew!" "Oye, found her?" "Yes, I found hat!" "Found her!" "Oye, I've found sister Veera!" "Where is she?" "Where is she?" "Oh, look there." "Veera a diamond in a veil!" "Now you go." "This is a village performance." "It will go on all night!" "All night!" "Serious?" "Veera sister!" "She looks good." "Heer don't go!" "Qyel I say." "I-leer!" "Oh!" "She's going off-stage buddy!" " What?" "Dude, dude, dude!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Move, man!" "Oye, you can't just enter like this!" "Take 2!" "Excuse me." "Hi." "Where will I find Veera?" "Brother, she must be here somewhere." "Look in the back." "Thanks." "Sorry" "You?" "!" "Who let you come in here?" "Mister, this is the Best Friend Theater Company!" "Dogs allowed but you you're not allowed!" "Look, I've only come hereto say sorry to you, alright." "Umm what did you say?" "I couldn't hear!" "Listen, Buffalo Girl" "Until now, I've never said sorry to any girl, alright!" "You're the first girl." "And that too, the kind of girl who is pretending to be Indian!" "Right?" "Foreign boy, this is India." "Here, you can't break someone's heart then use Sellotape to fix it!" "Alright." "Cool." "I loo am the son of a Punjabi father!" "I've come to say sorry so I will say sorry before I leave!" "On your Best Friend stage in your performance style!" "Don't play this tune, Ranjha!" "Don't play it!" "You've already robbed me of my sleep a!" "night and now you want to steal my daytime peace?" "What?" "!" "Oye, Ranjha one and Heer's two?" "Oh, Ranjha." "Think and understand what Heer is saying and play your tune!" "How did Hollywood tum into Bollywood?" "Huh?" "How did it?" "What tune will this Ranjha play?" "!" "Applause!" "Oye buddy, you go play ii, 9°!" "Rinjha!" "In big, big countries such small, small things keep happening, Senorita!" "Sorry pal!" "Oh, Heer!" "Speak your dialogue!" "What is this senorila-senorita?" "OW, Heer!" "OW ,donkey!" "It was your command that I did not heed." "I am guilty" "I didn't fulfil your wish." "Any sentence you pass will be accepted by me." "This difficulty of mine only then will it vanish." "Why did you hit me with a sling-shot'!" "It is bad manners." "The next time, before you hit a girl think twice." "Who has the time to think of someone else?" "I can only be this audacious with you!" "Why?" "What am I lo you?" "O, Heer, now forgive your Ranjha!" "Thank you, buddy!" "Silence!" "It happens, it happens foreign boy!" "In friendship, there's no sorry, no thank you!" "Continue guys." "First slip in." "What's up?" "Veera hasn't brought flalbread today'!" "No, Sir she won'!" "come today." "Q Kay did she say anything about me?" "O ... why would she say anything about you?" "No, just like that." "Fine." "Say hi to her from me." " Hi?" "Oye, Khosla." "Oh-ho!" "Shane Warne has also never bowled a googly like that!" "Sachin, Sir, I'm getting hit-wicket help!" "Left shoulder on the off-side head over the ball, yeah?" "What is it?" "Sir, now the practice can't continue." "Why?" "Are you taking an early retirement?" "Lord Rama, your River Ganges has turned muddy!" "Look over there!" "Oh God, Soniya man!" "Sir" "Soniya ma'am is so sexy, no?" "Yours and her pairing will be hotter than Shahrukh and Kajol." "Right?" "Yes, but she won't make hot, hot, flatbread filled with potato, no?" "Sir, you are taking the wrong lane." "In any case, with fried flatbread the lanes of the heart develop a traffic jam!" "What do they call H?" "Cal co-Ias-traul?" "But she won't hurl big, fat, heavy duty" "Punjabi abuses either, no?" "She will, Sir, she will." "Should I go and ask her?" " Oye, aye, oye!" "Stay right here." "Understood?" "You?" "!" "Soniya ma'am, myself very, very sorry." "It's okay" "Soniya ma'am this milk and cream are meant to go into the stomach." "So why are you rubbing if on yourself?" "This isn't milk!" "It's sun-tan cream." "Cold-cream me knowing." "What is this sun-tan cream?" "Anyway, whatever it is." "You do know how to make ﬂatbread?" "Yes?" "Flatbread?" "No." "Why?" "So learn fast, fast." "Or else, you'll be left applying this petrol rubbish while Rohan sir will get on his motorcycle asking someone else to sit behind him and he'll go, went, gone!" "Holy cow!" "So what should I do?" "Stop putting this cream-shreem." "True beauty comes from the heart." "Not from some cream." "Not Miss Universe become Miss India." "Be a little more traditional." "Oh!" " On!" "Rohan!" "Rohan!" "Hey, Soniya." "Today, Soniya will show you Punjab in her own style." "Yeah." "Rohan, son, if you search a population of 1 billion even then, you won't find a tourist guide like her." "So, Soniya, looking at you, I'm thinking that I too, should go along with you to see Punjab." "What do you say?" "Good, good, good!" "I like it, I like it!" "I'm sure you also like it!" "Look Rohan, all these are my fields." "Aren't they beautiful, just like I am?" "What fields are these?" "Uh I told you, these are my fields!" "No, Rohan is asking which crop has been planted in these fields?" "Crop" "I think uh" "Looks like the decision on the type of crop is still pending!" "Very funny!" "Oh, oh Sir!" "Greetings!" "Greetings!" "Greetings, child." "Hey, Buffalo Girl!" "What are these people doing?" "Silly old-fashioned women!" "They're worshipping their husbands!" "They need any excuse to turn their husbands into God." "Sometimes, for their long life and sometimes for one more son their prayers never end!" "Seriously!" "Today, when these farmers sow the first wheat plant their wives, without eating or drinking anything will bring it to life with their prayers." "So tomorrow, when the tendrils burs!" "out and the crop sprouts not one mouth in this country goes hungry!" "Soniya ma'am, it's not their own but your long life they're thinking of!" "The day these wu-man stop praying that day, the fair skin of wo-man like you will turn blue!" "Oye, now she'll start." "Three cheers, child!" "Today you've put these English in their place!" "I feel that you could impart the importance of the smell of this earth to my son." "Just do something that ensures that he never goes away, leaving this smell or me!" "Me!" "How will I do that, Sir?" "I'll give you whatever you ask for." "Just don't say no." "It's just that after seeing the same dream for ages today I feel like seeing a new dream." "And I'm afraid that before this dream can come true my eyes will open!" "Sir, my brother Veer will fulfill one dream of yours." "And as for this other dream" "." "Veera can manage it with her left hand!" "Now you see, Veera guide': magic!" "Hey, she's started up!" "Shut the cover, Veera!" "Oye, shut it! My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "The more you try to getaway" "The closer it gets" "It steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "We stay in each others' hearts" "We don't care for buildings" "Once we call you friend" "It's forever" "We stay in each others' hearts" "We don't care for buildings" "Once we call you friend" "It's forever" "It can make different paths converge" "It can mend broken hearts" "It steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "The more you try to getaway" "The closer it gets" "It steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "We embrace every heart with all our hear!" "We call everybody a friend, whether they're strangers or our own" "We embrace every heart with all our hear!" "We call everybody a friend, whether they're strangers or our own" "They're relationships made by god" "No matter how detached you try to be" "It steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "The more you try to getaway" "The closer it gets" "It steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Hey Dad." " Oh wow!" "How good my son is looking!" "Good evening, Sir." " Good evening." "Jealous?" "Why should I be jealous?" "You tell him!" "A father can never be jealous of his son." "Exactly!" "Right!" "Uh she's the culprit, by the way!" "Okay, okay." "You go and park" the cycle" "I have something important to discuss with her" "Why?" " Hey, go man, go!" "Okay, bye!" "He's looking so happy!" "Child, lake this." "Sir, I didn't do all this fur money!" "I know, child." "But you have fulfilled a father's dream" "Treat it as a blessing." "When the dream comes true" "I'll take it myself!" " Hey!" "I'll leave now." "A long life to you, child." "Soniya ma'am, what can I do?" "Veera has gone out of control!" "But she's your sister, right?" "Can't you make her understand?" "The Frontier Mail that leaves from Pathankot doesn't pass through our village for fear of Veera!" "And you want me to make her understand?" "Me, I gave you the wrong advice." "You stop running a marathon behind Rohan, Sir and find yourself a Mr. Chandigarh." "Okay, ma'am?" " Veer ...!" "Rohan sir is calling you to the canteen!" "I'm coming, I'm coming!" "Soniya ma'am, HI go now." "You're familiar with Rohan sir's mood, right?" "Si"" "If that Khosla has made any complaint about me then I'm telling you upfront that he insulted me first." "I didn't say anything to him, Sir!" "Oh shut up, Veer." "Shut up, man!" "I didn't call you here to scold you or to discuss work, man." "This is personal, buddy!" "Personal!" "Yeah, dude!" "Buddy, I I want to talk to you about something very important to me." "You know, man to man." "Man to man!" "Yeah, dude!" "Okay, what do you think?" "What kind of chap am I?" "Am I, am I like a, like a nice guy?" "And please, be honest, no stress." "What am I like?" "What do you feel?" "Say something, buddy!" "I mean, dude just, please just go for it!" "You're a grouch." "You yell a lot." "You're always in an 'angry-young-man' style." "You're also a little arrogant but you are good at heart." "Good at heart!" "That's good, right?" "That's great." "And and what about my looks, man'!" "Am I, I mean, a reasonably good-looking kinda guy?" "No stress, no pressure." "Tell me the truth!" "I'll tell you nothing but the truth, Sir!" "Your height's a little short .." "Hair is a bit too long colour is a little dark but all in all you're quite tiptop, Sir!" "Tiptop!" "That's great, right?" "That's...,that's really good!" "Uh...,so Veer, can this good-hearted tiptop Chap" "take your sister Veera on a dale?" "Date?" "Yeah, man!" "Dale." "You must know what a date is?" "When a boy takes a girl outwith him alone." "Yeah ...aclually, I know in Hindi it sounds weird." "Uh ...buddy, in some ways, I'm a little too Hindustani so without your permission" "I don't want to take Veera out alone." "Do you have any objection?" "Any objection?" "Oye, thank you buddy!" "Thank' you!" "Thanks, buddy!" "Listen...,this give this to Veera for me." "Thanks, buddy!" "And listen buddy, if for any reason this letter doesn't reach Veera and she doesn't come on this date then from tomorrow, you don't come back here either." "Okay?" " Huh?" "Thank you." "Dear Buffalo Girl." "Greetings." "Thank you fur showing me 'my land that's like a sweet embrace'." "Stealing my heart and changing my visage." "Tonight I am waiting under the shade of the stars" "I r in Surl's cafe in Veera's village." "Don't break my heart." "Please come and meet me." "I promise you we will just chill." "Just chill." "Oye, Veera!" " Hmmm?" "You've done wonders!" "You're looking exactly like Katrina K'a_if!" "Today, foreign boy will be clean and bowled!" "OW" Dye!" "Oye maybe, maybe I'll be the one to get hit-wicket!" "Oye, the richer the people, the tinier the clothes!" "Oye, come on Veera all the best!" "Welcome, madam Veera today looking absolutely hotshot." "Made in England." "Mention nut, Sir" "I wanting you to see that our India also very modern." "And whenever your heart desires can change in a flash and become your 'Made in England'." "But India is India and Veera is Veera." "Both special both different from the rest both one and only." "Both dun'!" "need to change for anyone." "To understand them both to love them both" "the others must change." "Right!" "You couldn't tell me this earlier." "Needlessly, 3 hours of effort were wasted in selecting this witch's dress" "The more you try to getaway" "The closer it gets" "It steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "In cold, cold pudding dunk hot, hot sweets" "and then eat!" "And then wow...!" "Wow...!" "You know, Veera ...you've made my life very jokey." "Jokey?" " Yup." "From my childhood till now I was leading my life in confusion." "Grew up in London with my English friends so I tried to be English too." "When I stayed with Mom" "I missed my Dad." "When I visited Dad I missed my Mom." "My whole life I was never completely happy." "But after meeting you" "I realised that life is not meant to be lived so seriously nor with so much confusion." "Life is meant to be lived the way Veera lives it." "Laughing, playing, dancing." "On the tip of one's toes!" "And after coming to my 'land that's like a sweet embrace'.." "...I found out that even... if I go really far away from India" "India is never far from me." "So then move over disco-goers now we're playing a country beat!" "Because whatever happens" "I am my Punjabi father's Punjabi son who may befriend a lot of English girls" "but his girlfriend will be a Punjabi girl like Veera." "What?" "Yes, you." "I've fallen in love with you, Buffalo-girl." "Because you make my life very jokey." "Chamkila!" "Oye!" "Veera!" "Tomorrow morning, when you gel late in leaving for Lahore then you'll blame-shame Veera!" "Yes, but at least tell me, yes or nu?" "You return after winning the match tomorrow and then see the style in which Veera says yes!" "Oh yeah!" "I think I'm going to die!" "Oye. boy!" "Oye!" "Wow, wow, wow!" "What's going on, buddy?" "What's going on?" "Hey, you've come all dressed up." "Why'!" "Happy to be losing?" "Rohan, ask him when the fair women of Lahore place the crown of victory on my head will his pace-maker jump out of his thumping heart?" "You people solve your problems on your own." "We have a match to win." "Why, Ansari I'm right, aren't I?" "Rohan, Sir to win a match we have to check with you we're not in such a pathetic state yet!" "But after losing 9 matches one's faith in winning does tend to lessen!" "Why I'm right, aren't I?" "You'll receive the answer to that on the pitch, Ansari." "Shall we, Dad?" "Come, come, let's go." "I, Shonali Nagrani, welcome you all from Lahore." "This historic match will begin in the evening on the 14th of August but it will end in the lap of 15th August!" "It's a day and night match, guys." "Yes, Aman Cup's first day-nighter!" "And guys, please excuse my Urdu." "What can I do?" "The environment here is like that!" "That was a funny joke, right?" "Oye, buddy!" "Build your strength, build your strength." "You're going to lose just like before." "Hey, we won't lose that easily!" "Sister-in-law!" "Good day to you, brother." "Good day, good day, good day!" "Welcome, welcome, welcome!" " Thank you." "Please take a seat." "Yes." "Sister-in-law!" "I'll fetch some saffron tea for you." "Okay." "Thank you." "Buddy!" "Hi." " Hi." "Sit." "You've become very weak." "It looks like you don't take care of your health." "How many things can I pay attention to?" "But you're looking nice." "No." "I've put on weight." "Yamini." "I know that you have come here for your son but my heart wants to believe that, maybe, you've come for me." "That has always been your problem." "You only want to believe what your heart tells you" "Anyway, don't worry." "Don't worry about me." "This was the only right I had remaining worrying about you." "If you retire that too then these bones will rust." "I have never retired you." "The captain of the Indian Tigers, Rohan Singh is leading his team on to the field." " Come on boys!" "Let's go!" "Buck up!" "Let's go!" "Today's Aman Cup match will once again, be a very entertaining competition." "You can see the enthusiasm of the spectators." "The spirit of the Indian Tigers' captain is unbreakable." "Standing at the starting point of his run-up Rohan to bowl his first ball." "Here he comes running." "Quite a long run-up" "Right arm, over the wicket." "Oh wow!" "Pakistan Champs - zero for one!" "Captain of the Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari is walking towards the crease." "His belief in himself is at a peak because for the last few years, the Pakistani Champs have been winning the Aman Cup." "Jeetu, catch it!" "OW." "Wow, wow!" "So after 4 overs, the Pakistani Champs' score is ...17 runs with 1 wicket lost." "And Jeetu has dived and taken a splendid catch." "Pakistani Champs have lost another wicket." "No, no, no!" "Howzzat?" "!" "Rohan's next delivery." "The batsman has been deceived and there's an appeal for leg-before-wicket." "The umpire has raised his finger and Indian Tigers get another wicket!" "Seeing the performance of the Indian Tigers the spirit of their supporters must have lifted." "Guys, guys, guys!" "Listen up, listen up, listen up!" "10 overs to go." "We're going really well." "We have to gel them out under 100!" "Alright?" "Okay?" "Let's go!" "Alright!" "Alright!" "Let's go!" "At the half-way mark, the score of the Pakistani Champs stands at 46 runs for the loss of 5 wickets." "Oye. get off!" "Oye!" "Oye, 10-10 of those louts have climbed on top of Veera." "Hey, road-rollers, get off her!" "Someone lift me up!" "Alright boys!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's do this!" "Let's finish this!" "Come on, come on." "Balbir!" "Balbir, left." "Go to the right." "Veer!" "Veer!" "Ball." "You did great, Veer Pratap Singh!" "Sir, coming!" "Sir, ball." "What happened, Sir?" "Myself, Veer Pralap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman." "Which hand should I bat with?" "I'm Veer's sister!" "Veer is my brother!" "Ball?" "Give me the ball!" "Why isn't anyone handing me the ball, man?" "No ball!" " And that's a no-ball." "Rohan's left foot was way outside the crease and the Pakistani Champs get an extra run." "Captain Rohan's next ball." "Beautiful shot by Ali Ansari!" "The ball has gone past the fielder for 4 runs!" "Where's the ball?" "Another 4 runs!" "It seems like Ali Ansari has suddenly woken up and taken a firm decision that he will not lose to the Indian Tigers!" "He's lofted it and the Pakistani Champs get 6 runs." "Mid-off!" "Move to mid-off now!" "Catch it!" " This time, Ali Ansari has pulled the ball and there could be a chance for a catch." "Balbir has leapt up to take the catch but the ball has gone past for 4 runs." "And with that, Ali Ansari has completed a century." "Last ball of the innings straight towards Veer Pralap Singh." "Will he be able to catch the ball...?" "But no the ball grazed past his fingers and fell outside the boundary line." "Another 6 runs for the Pakistani Champs." "Fielding by the Indian Tigers has been very weak." "He should have taken that catch but Veer Pratap Singh failed to do so." "So at the end, after 20 overs, the score stands at" ". 213 runs for the loss of 6 wickets." "It seems that in the last 10 overs the Indian Tigers have gifted the match to the Pakistani Champs!" "The team that was struggling to make 100 runs has managed to set a difficult target of 214 runs!" "The same old story." "Extremely disappointing!" "Rohan" "Didn't I make myself clear?" "This is the men's dressing room" "Girls not allowed!" "Give me a chance to explain." " Shut up!" "Just shut... up!" "I couldn't even imagine that you are such a good actress or should I say actor?" "You shouldn't be in your village theatre company you should be acting in a film." "There, at least, you won't have to.." "...put on a show about being an Indian girl!" "You really are a world class batsman!" "You can do just about anything for runs!" "But you forgot" "that it wasn't some pitch" "but my heart that you stamped upon!" "Rohan, I didn't know" "I didn't" " Why?" "Why did you do this lo me?" "Why?" "The dream yours." "Fake love yours." "So why am I hurting?" "Why?" "You don't have an answer, right?" "Now in this team, not 11 but 10 players will play Dad." "Khosla, pad up." "You'll open with me." "Why?" "Where's Veer?" "Why?" "Can't anything happen around here without Veer?" "Veer won't play!" "Rohan buddy, it's a huge score." "We are depending on your and Veer's opening partnership!" "Who's the captain?" "You or me?" "Whoever has any problems in this team can leave right now." "I don'!" "need anybody!" "Do you understand?" "To win, the Indian Tigers will have to make 214 runs." "The required run rate is 10.7 runs per over." "The captain of the Indian Tigers, Rohan Singh is taking his guard to start the innings and the ball will be bowled by the captain of the Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari." "Firs!" "ball." "Outside the off-stump and Rohan has driven it beautifully for 4 runs." "Come on Indian Tigers come on." "Oye, oye Chamkila!" " Yes!" "Where's Veera?" "She's the one who opens the batting." "Oye, where is she?" "And this time he's bowled a yorker to the batsman who couldn't even play the ball." "Another blow for the Indian Tigers." "Samir, catch it!" "He's given an easy catch to the fielder." "Indian Tigers have lost their second wicket." "Very good!" "Come on!" "They've made only 8 runs." "Beautifully played by Rohan and that's 4 runs!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Brother fielding!" "No, no, no, no!" "Wail!" "Wait!" "Go back!" "Go back!" "Howzzal!" "Howzzal!" "Catch Mohsin!" "Howzzal!" "Buddy." "It seems that your players are in quite a hurry to return to India!" "The umpire has asked for the drinks to be brought on field" "I'll just be back." "The required run-rate is now 15.18." "Rohan." "Excuse me." "Buddy, you're also really weird!" "Why don't you stop me?" "I've grown so old and yet like a child, I insist on things!" "I don't understand, Dad" "What's there to understand?" "These dreams, this winning it's all madness, buddy!" "Some dreams are never fulfilled!" "Even if we lose this match what's lhe most that can happen?" "And R's due to this match that your mother has come here." "I took advantage of the situation and flirted a little with her." "And the amazing thing is, she didn't mind!" "Don't lose heart, buddy." "You came here, that's the biggest thing for me." "And you tried to fulfill my dream of winning this match that's an added bonus for me!" "Your coach will never ask anything of you again!" "Not my coach but my Dad can ask, right?" "I told you, Dad even today, you come first for us and everything else after." "The match isn't over yet, Dad." "This dream of yours is meant to be fulfilled" "and your best player is still in the team." "Tell your player to get ready." "Thank you." "Child now both our dreams are the same." "Don't waste any more time." "Go and make our dreams come true!" "This isn't mine it's Rohan's decision." "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "Short paced delivery." "He's lifted it into the air towards the fielder and he's dived and caught a brilliant catch!" "The Pakistani Champs are now on the threshold of victory and it's impossible for the Indian Tigers to win this match" "165 runs in 10 overs and only 1 wicket remains." "Now only a miracle can save the Indian Tigers!" "Oh, come on!" "Come on!" "Don't believe for one second that I'm doing this for you!" "I'm doing it for my Mom and Dad who, for the first time today, are sitting together in the stands!" "You used me to fulfill your dream" "Today, I'm using you to fulfill mine." "It's simple." "I know that you're not doing this for me ...but I am doing all this only for you." "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He is the Creator." "He is without fear." "He is without hatred." "He never dies." "He is beyond births and deaths He is self-illuminated." "He is realised through the grace of the True Guru." "Repeat his name." "He was True in the primal beginning." "He has always been True." "He is also True now." "Nanak says he will be true forever." "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "And with that, captain Ruhan Singh has completed his century." "What an amazing display of batting!" "The match is just an excuse." "The idea is to wipe out all the differences whether it's done by crossing over borders or over chairs!" "Right, buddy?" "Come on!" "Only 13 balls and the Indian Tigers require 28 runs to win." "Will they be able to grab victory today?" "Veer Pratap Singh has out the ball" "Come on, ball, ball, ball!" "And started running to get a single." "Oh!" "Veer Pratap Singh has fallen while taking the run!" "Il looks like he's hurl his arm." "Medical!" "Oh Sir, how will he play?" "His arm is broken now!" "I've only broken my arm." "I haven't lost my life!" "I'll play!" "All the best Veer!" "Go for it!" "Only 2 overs left and Indian Tigers need 27 runs." "Well done brother, well done!" "11 balls, 27 runs." "Oh God!" "Veer Pratap Singh is looking disturbed." "It seems like his injury is making it difficult for him to play." "10 balls and 27 runs are still required." "Very good brother, very good!" "Keep it up!" "Well done, well done!" "Well done brother, well done!" "Maintain this line!" "With every ball, the pressure on the Indian Tigers is mounting." "Only 9 balls remaining and 21 runs required." "Yes, yes, yes." "Go, go, go!" "And running, he has taken a single." "8 balls and 26 runs remaining." "Beautiful shot!" "Amazing timing by Rohan!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "It's the last ball so we'll have to take a run." "Aatif, you also come closer." "Not one single should be given." "Yes." "No, no, no, no!" "Back, back, back!" "Veer Pratap Singh was nearly run out." "No run was taken." "Shit!" "20 runs are required with only 1 over remaining" "This is the last wicket remaining for the Indian Tigers and looking at the state that Veer Pratap Singh is in captain Rohan Singh is aware that the responsibility is now entirely his." "The tension is building." "Veer Pratap Singh is standing ready with his spirit intact." "The last over will be bowled by captain Ali Ansari." "Yes, yes, yes!" "Go, go, go!" "And suddenly, both the batsmen had the opportunity to run a single." "And Rohan has lofted that over the wicket-keeper." "That wasn't a copy-book shot but it has gone over the boundary for 4 runs." "15 runs required and only 4 balls remain." "The pressure is immense, for both the teams." "And ifs a 6!" "With these 6 runs, Indian Tigers have completed 200 runs." "3 balls and 9 runs remaining." "Yes!" "GO, 90, 90" "I want two." "Come on!" "No, no, no, no!" "Wait, wait, wail." "This time, the Indian Tigers will have to be satisfied with a single." "That means, Veer Pratap Singh will have to face the next ball and he is finding it difficult to play." "You've always said that you're a world class batsman." "Show them today." "Catch it!" "Veer Pratap Singh has sent the ball flying over the fielder and the ball is speeding towards the boundary for 4!" "What great batting!" "All the spectators are amazed at the shot he just played!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Her entire life she's been devoted to you!" "Today, make her dream come true!" "Come on!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" "Come on, boys!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "One more, Veer!" "One more, one more!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "How is that, umpire?" "!" "Not out." "What the ...!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "And ladies and gentlemen." "This historic match's 'Man of the Match' is captain of the Indian Tigers" "Rohan Singh!" "The Man of the Match is someone who is responsible for winning the match." "But today's match has not been won by any man" "This victory belongs to someone else." "Veera, a lie is wiped out by the truth." "Now, no more lies." "This victory is Veera's." "So today, Veera, let everyone know what the truth is" "We've been duped, sir!" "Being a girl, she can't play a boy's match." "Remove her!" "We don'!" "want her!" "This is cheating!" " This is cheating!" "Veera Kaur - right and left hand batsman." "The roar of your applause stopped in one minute, no?" "This is every girl's reality" "There is a question on everyone's lips but no one has the answer." "Why is Veera playing a double role as Veer?" "Why is she playing in a boy's team?" "I know what you'll say." "There is a girls' team." "Go play with them." "In Kartar Singh stadium everyone used to give me this advice." "Girls' team?" "Where is there a girls' team in my village?" "When a girl can play like a boy when that girl is the best than why can't she be with her country's best players and play on the same team?" "Why can't she become Saohin sir's opening partner?" "Look at how a player plays and not at the player's name." "Of the 5 people who have been to the moon" "Sunita Wiliams is one of them." "Setting everybody right at Tihar Jail." "Is Kiran Bedi." "Forget the jail." "While running her country what stone did Indira Gandhi leave unturned?" ""She fought like a man"" ""She was the Queen of Jhansi."" "But she was a woman, right?" "Nobody told them "no entry for women."" "So if there was no discrimination there then why here?" "Whilst this discrimination remains in every other lane, a Veera will become a Veer!" "You can stop a Veera from becoming a Veer you can even stop her from playing" "but how will you make her stop dreaming?" "I was right when I said " "There's a question on everyone's lips but no one has the answer." "No one has it!" "My friend, my friend" "Today when the 14th of August is transforming into 15th August ." "Who can say that their earth their aroma, their hopes their hearts aren't one?" "This is India and Pakistan's true victory." "The victory of peace!" "It's a crazy, crazy world" "Where worry is the root of all troubles" "That's why we believe" "Only the silly worry" "Life's a chewing gum, just keep chewing" "Life's a hand pump, just keep pumping" "Squeeze the last drop out of life" "And leave the worrying to the silly" "It's a crazy, crazy world" "Where worry is the root of all troubles" "That's why we believe" "Only the silly worry" "Life's a chewing gum, just keep chewing" "Life's a hand pump, just keep pumping" "Squeeze the last drop out of life" "And leave the worrying to the silly" "There's no tax on happiness" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa! No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "Gobble up all yourjoys" "With both hands" "The right and the left" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "Let your eyes give it all away" "When you're with somebody special" "Play games, and you'll be exposed" "By the drumbeat of your heart" "Let your eyes give it all away" "When you're with somebody special" "Play games, and you'll be exposed" "By the drumbeat of your heart" "In Derby or in Dhaka" "God will watch out for you" "If you go with your instinct" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!"