"[music playing]" "[scream]" "[stab] [tape machine] [door knock]" "SAM:" "McClane." "This is Sam Campbell, your boss." "Now, open up, goddamn it." "[grunting] [door knock]" "Hey, McClane, be reasonable." "[scream]" "McClane, open up." "Fuck you, and your bloody company." "[yelling]" "You little maggot piece of shit." "You're going to regret this." "[finger snap] [scream]" "[valve turning] [scream]" "[tape machine]" "Yah!" "[crash]" "Who the fuck do you think you are?" "[switch]" "Me?" "I'm just another chunk of meat lost in brainland." "[pin pull]" "Oh, shit." "Don't you dare to do that." "[pin drop]" "Put it down." "I said put it down." "[explosion]" "You are fired." "[music playing]" "[clock ticking]" "[exhale] [clock ticking]" "[speaking swedish]" "[speaking swedish]" "[speaking swedish]" "[static] [tape machine]" "[writing]" "BOSS:" "Edward, can you come in for a moment?" "Yes?" "Edward, I've been asked." "[buzz]" "SECRETARY (ON SPEAKER):" "Sir, I have" "Milan Milanovich on the line." "Will you take the call, sir?" "No, I'll call him back later." "Edward, I've been asked to lend you to another department." "You will get your instructions from this fine, young man," "Samuel Campbell." "[music playing]" "[phone ringing]" "That's great." "Oh, I'm Sam Campbell." "Welcome to the team." "Have a seat." "So this is the Splatter and Gore Department." "SAM:" "Yes, it is." "But right now, I'd rather call it the "Loose Limbs" department." "European distributors have bought the whole "Loose Limbs" series." "We're planning on showing part 1 all over Europe next spring." "I don't understand." "It' s big." "It's real big." "It is huge." "It's a $100 million deal." "But why have you..." "I personally think it's sad and very wrong." "But as you know, of course, there is legislation in some of the European countries that forces us to cut down a bit on the violence in these films." "You want me to..." "SAM:" "We're running a very tight schedule here." "I need all the extra resources I can get." "I want you to get started as soon as possible." "Let's say..." "MAN (ON TV):" "Would you like me to cut off the other one too?" "On Monday?" "Are you sure I'm really qualified for this kind of work?" "You're just the man I need, Eddie." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "You're perfect." "I have a little house just outside town." "Since we are just a tad short of space here," "I have arranged for you to work there." "It is a little inconvenient." "But you'll manage, right?" "And remember, like we say here at Splatter and Gore Department, you keep them heads rolling, hear?" "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream] [music playing]" "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream] [chainsaw] [laughter]" "[rattling]" "[phone ringing]" "European Distributors, Edward Tor Swenson." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Hi, darling." "Hello, Barbara." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "So how's work going." "I am not interrupting you, am I?" "Nah, it's OK." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "You never talk about work." "Is it that awful?" "No." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Tell me" "No, trust me, honey, you don't want to know." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Yes, I do." " Believe..." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Edward, I'm not a child." "So don't treat me like one, OK?" "OK." "In this film, there's a scene where a woman gets raped by a beaver and then shot in the head with a bazooka." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Oh, Edward, that's disgusting." "I..." "I can' t believe you're telling me this." "Honey." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Well, it's awful." "A beaver?" "It's perverted." "Honey, I'm doing it for a good cause." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "I know." "And I love you for that." "Of course, I love you anyway." "EDWARD:" "I love you too." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "And you won't forget about Emmy's birthday party next Sunday?" "No, no, I won't forget." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Promise?" "I promise." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Are you sure?" "I'll be there." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "And I hope we can start at 5:00." "Yeah, 5:00 PM." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Don't be late." "Sharp." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Take care now." "OK." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "And don't work too hard." "Love you." "I love you too." "BARBARA (ON PHONE):" "Bye." "Come on, hun, show me what you got." "[door close]" "Do you like what you see, darling?" "[cough] Well, yeah." "[cough]" "Do you like my body, baby?" "Yeah, I..." "I want your body." "Come on, baby, you can have it." "Well not all of it." "I think I'll settle for an arm." "An arm?" "[knife draw] [scream] [scream] [slash]" "[scream] [crying]" "[scream] [scream]" "[machine running]" "[switch]" "Do you like what you see, darling?" "[cough] Well, yeah." "[scream]" "[switch]" "[switch]" "WOMAN (ON SCREEN):" "I don't feel a thing." "Is the nail gone now, Dr. Wrench?" "DOCTOR (ON SCREEN):" "Soon, my love, soon." "[chop]" "Yes!" "Oh, cool!" "WOMAN (ON SCREEN):" "Not good." "DOCTOR (ON SCREEN):" "Well, hey, don't thank me." "Thank science." "[scream] [slashing]" "Hi, Mel." "Hi, hi, honey." "[kiss] [scream]" "Hi, baby, what's up?" "Not much." "What are you guys watching?" ""Loose Limbs 5."" "Yeah." "Really, Nick can I ask you something?" "Mhm." "Do you always have to watch these kind of films?" "Yeah." "Nah, I'm not all fucked up... yet." "[growling]" "Stop it, Nick." "Nick, stop it." "Nick, stop it." "Who do you think you are?" "Hannibal the Cannibal?" "Yeah." "You're welcome." "[scream]" "SAM:" "Hey, Nick, where are you?" "[switch]" "Here, Mr. Campbell." "I hired a new editor for the "Loose Limb" series." "I think he's pretty well set up for a while." "But I want you, yeah, you, to be responsible for delivering new films when he needs them." "Sure thing, Mr. Campbell." "[switch]" "Whoa, damn." "SAM:" "Hey, Nick." "Yes, Mr. Campbell?" "Don't you screw it up." "No, Mr. Campbell." "[scream]" "Whoa!" "MEL:" "Disgusting." "NICK:" "Funky." "[splicer]" "MAN (ON TV):" "Where the fuck is my chainsaw?" "[scream]" "[chainsaw] [scream]" "[plate rattling] [music playing]" "[cutting] [plate rattling]" "[gasp]" " Hi, baby." " Hi, honey, how are you doing?" " I'm like cool." " Fine." "You know, I missed you today." "I missed you too." "You know, the day has just been." "Uh-huh." "Oh, I got so much to do." "Why is "Loose Limbs 8" in my office when it should be with Eddie?" "Number 8?" "Um, that's because, um, I forgot." "You are a piece of shit." "Yes, sir." "You'd better go now." "Yes, sir." "Any... are there any many messages for me, Melanie?" "Oh, no, no." "I'm sorry, sir." "There's no messages for you today." "Yuck." "My god, he's so disgusting." "Yeah." "You know?" "I'm so glad he's not my boss." "Well, he's mine." "The way he's pushing me around from morning until evening, you know?" "Like every fucking day, you know?" "I can't believe this." "You know, the way he walks in." "He stares, and he's really disgusting, you know?" "And he smells so awful." "And he smokes a lot." "I can't believe he treats you this way." "MAN (ON TV): [scream]" "MONSTER (ON TV):" "You little punk." "Make my day." "[door knock] [gunshot]" "Oh, hi, Eddie." "Come on in." "Come on in." "So, Eddie, what's your problem?" "I..." "I don't feel so good." "I don't know what's happening to me." "I..." "I'm not sure if this job... the violence, or the blood..." "I..." "I don't know if I'm able to continue with..." "Well, Edward, neither do I. So you tell me." "I want my old job back." "These films, they give me the creeps." "Don't forget your appointment at 10:00, Mr. Campbell." "I won't, Penny." "MAN (ON TV): [choking]" "Edward, I think it's important that you and I are open and honest with each other." "You see, I'm not your mother or shrink." "I'm your boss." "I don't need to know your emotional state of mind." "What I need is results, Edward, results." "And if you can't give me those results, you tell me, hear?" "Because if not, I'll have you fired." "But Mr. Campbell, you can't mean that..." "Nice talking to you, Edward." "Have a nice day." "Mr. Campbell." "[music playing]" "MAN (ON TV):" "Hey, honey, daddy is back." "WOMAN (ON TV):" "Oh, no, oh, no." "No!" "[laughter]" "MAN (ON TV):" "Pain." "Don't you love it?" "[stab] [scream]" "Oops, did it hurt?" "WOMAN (ON TV):" "No!" "No." "MAN (ON TV):" "Stop that." "Stop it." "Bitch." "Don't you fucking look at me." "[stab] [scream]" "[switch] [rewind]" "[switch]" "MAN (ON TV):" "Don't you fucking look at me." "[stab] [scream]" "[machine running] [scream]" "MAN (ON TV):" "You maggot little piece of..." "Don't you fucking look at me." "[stab] [switch]" "Don't you fucking look at me." "[stab] [rewind] [switch]" "Stop it." "Bitch." "Don't you fucking look at me." "[rewind] [garbled television]" "[switch]" "Don't you fucking look at me." "[stab] [scream] [stab] [scream]" "[rewind]" "Don't you fucking look at me." "[stab] [scream]" "[switch]" "Don't you fucking look at me." "[switch] [switch]" "[phone ringing]" "Yes?" "SAM (ON PHONE):" "Eddie?" "Yes, it's me." "SAM (ON PHONE):" "This is Sam at European." "Are you OK?" "I think I maybe should be taken to a hospital." "Uh-huh." "What's wrong?" "Are you feeling ill, homesick?" "I don't know." "Don't worry." "It'll probably pass." "Great." "Look, give me a break, will you?" "I'm coming out to visit you tomorrow." "You know?" "I want to check things out." "Sure." "It's your world." "I just live in it." "SAM (ON PHONE):" "See you tomorrow then, Eddie." "[music playing]" "EDDIE:" "My god, what's happening to me?" "[water running]" "[music playing]" "[lp scratch]" "[music playing]" "[door knock]" "Hi, I'm from European." "Nick." "You brought "Loose Limbs 7"?" "Yeah, sure did, great movie." "Great movie?" "90 minutes of condensed sex and violence, do you call that a great movie?" "Do you have the slightest idea of what the moral and ethical principle is?" "Hey, man, relax." "You shouldn't take things too seriously." "I'm perfectly relaxed." "Now, give me that film and get the hell out of here." "[beeping] [tap] [squirt]" "[stab]" "Ouch!" "I don't feel a thing." "Is the nail gone now, Dr. Wrench?" "[knife draw] [swipe]" "Soon, my love, soon." "My foot." "Well, hey, don't thank me." "Thank science." "[scream] [scream]" "[scream]" "Yee hoo!" "[scream] [scream]" "[scream] [scream]" "[explosion]" "ANNOUNCER: "Loose Limbs 5:" "The Anatomy of Fear."" "Coming soon to a theater near you." "[electronic sound]" "[switch]" "[switch]" "[switch]" "EDDIE:" "And now, it's dark." "[scream]" "[roar] [explosion]" "[baby crying]" "[baby crying]" "[door slam]" "[baby crying]" "I'm still waiting." "I don't understand, waiting for what?" "For you to prove yourself." "[baby crying]" "You've got such potential." "It would be a real waste if you didn't put it to use." "[baby crying]" "The whole world needs to be corrected." "There's much work to be done." "I trust you'll be happy to do your part." "I..." "I try to do my best." "Yes, I know about your work." "And let me be honest." "I'm far from pleased." "[baby crying]" "You know what's shown on the screen is a mere reflection of someone's ungodly, sick mind." "You have to remove these minds or else nothing is won." "Just remember not to expect any gratitude." "Look what they did to me." "And all I wanted was to free them from evil." "Them?" "You know, them." "[baby crying]" "Yeah, I guess so." "[baby crying]" "Come closer." "Don't be afraid." "[heavy breathing]" "DEMON:" "You have a wonderful face, so noble and so clean." "You know, don't you, that they will have to adjust?" "They must be corrected or die." "[explosion]" "[thunder]" "[thunder]" "[gasp] [thunder]" "[switch]" "[electric sound]" "[thunder]" "[pounding]" "[pounding]" "[muffled voice]" "[scream] [laugh]" "Fuck you, man." "[door slam]" "[gurgling]" "Close the door, you Nazi, or you're going to die." "Yah!" "[splat]" "Hello." "[burp]" "[grunt]" "[music playing]" "[laughing]" "[glass breaking]" "[hammering]" "[doorbell]" "It's Sam, Sam Campbell." "[door knock]" "[door open]" "Hi, Eddie, you ready?" "It's always nice with a warm welcome." "I hope it wasn't meant to keep me out." "You have some strange neighbors." "One of them got into the house last night." "Yes, what happened?" "It was a fight." "I scared him off." "And now you're shutting up the house in order to keep him out, eh?" "I love that, Edward." "I sure do." "I like a man who ain't afraid of taking radical action." "So how are you getting on with your work?" "Good." "I want to see it." "Yes, of course, go right ahead." "DEMON: [babbling]" "SAM:" "Eddie?" "Eddie?" "Are you coming?" "DEMON:" "Bye, bye." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "MAN (ON TV):" "Molesting time." "Listen, Sam calling Edward, come in, Edward." "Now, get that neighbor shit out of your head." "We have some serious business to discuss." "I'm listening." "I want you to answer a simple question." "Can you do that for me?" "And tell me this, where in the fuck is my beaver rape scene?" "It's out, of course." "Are you nuts?" "That scene is worth a fortune." "Oh, my god, this guy's a couple of cans short of a six pack." "There was no sexually explicit footage in that scene..." "Not tits, no cocks, no pussy, no obscene body movements." "Get it?" "Read my lips, not X-rated." "But it's... it's a disgusting scene." "Make a note, beaver rape clip stays in the film." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "SAM:" "I like you, Eddie." "I really do." "You're a nice guy." "You want to do the right thing, only the right thing is wrong, as long as you work for me." "(DEMON VOICE) Do you hear what I'm saying to you?" "[gasp]" "Eddie?" "Eddie?" "(DEMON VOICE) What the fuck are you whining about?" "No!" "Eddie?" "[footsteps]" "You spineless little sissy." "Come on, race me to Hell." "[gasp] [machine sound]" "[heavy breathing] [machine sound]" "[machine sound]" "[growl]" "Evil has show itself to you." "Now, you must fight it." "Let go of your fear." "I'll guide you." "I'll show you the true beauty of hatred." "Eddie!" "[footsteps]" "We who dwell in darkness know real sadness and grief, don't we?" "Being is hurting." "So my friend, I grant you a favor." "You will eat pussy in Hell for the rest of eternity." "[laugh]" "I want us to be real close." "Don't you fucking look at me." "[heavy breathing]" "[laugh] [music - "dem bones"]" "[digging]" "[slam]" "Yeah!" "[music playing]" "[slam]" "[door knock]" "[door open]" "Ah, hello." "Hello there." "Uh, hi." "New films for Edward?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Are they any fun?" "Ha!" "Not really, no." "I want films that are funny." "You do?" "Coffee?" "Huh?" "[pouring]" "NICK:" "Thanks." "Do you have like, uh, sugar?" "I guess not." "[sizzle]" "It's hot." "You see, I really wanted to thank you for "Loose Limbs 7."" "Yeah?" "Did you like it?" "EDDIE:" "Liked it?" "I loved it so much pain." "I love the concept of pain." "Pain makes people so repentant." "It almost gives me a hard on." "You're really something else, you know that?" "Yeah, you're right." "I am." "[laugh]" "Be silent!" "There's something wrong with your brain." "But don't you worry, I can help you." "Are you ready?" "That's great." "But, um, right now, I'm like, uh, I'm a little busy." "Your disease is confusing you, my friend." "You need me in order to make sensible decisions." "Hmm, yeah." "Listen, let me out, you fucking maniac." "You fool." "But I'll help you." "Doves will nest in your heart." "Oh, please, let me go." "Yes, of course, of course." "But first, we must decide what should be done with you." "Me?" "Don't you fucking look at me." "[glass breaking]" "One potato, two potato, three potato, [explosion]" "Good night!" "[machine sound]" "[growl] [music playing]" "MAN (ON TV):" "We'll get you, you little cocksucker." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "MAN (ON TV):" "There you are, you little motherfucking shithead." "[blowing]" "[blending]" "MAN (ON TV):" "Yes, yeah, yes." "I'm going to do it." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "MAN (ON TV):" "That's got to be a gallon of blood at least." "EDDIE:" "Oh, yeah, yeah, that's not good." "This one, that one." "Fuck it." "Fuck it." "Don't say it." "Say it." "It's me." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "MAN (ON TV):" "I need to cut out the other one." "[chainsaw]" "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "Perfect." "Zip, I think maybe." "You don't think nothing." "You do as I say, capiche?" "[spin] [click]" "Load them." "[click]" "Groovy." "[groan] [cough]" "(WHISPERING) Pss, yo, Crackhead, if someone shows up, you make them leave, right?" "So you stay." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Shh." "OK." "[rattling] [pounding]" "[pounding] [rattling]" "[wind]" "[crash]" "Stop the car, stop." "Whoa." "[crash]" "[music playing]" "[screech]" "Tss." "Oh!" "[crash]" "You know, this really pisses me off." "[gunfire] [groan]" "[growl]" "Stay away." "You talking to me?" "Are you talking to me?" "Look, you're crazy." "None of us want to die." "So why don't I just walk out that door and we forget this ever happened, right?" "Wrong." "This is dying time." "[click] Fuck." "[click]" "Hmm, oh, what can I say?" "It's a sad (SINGING) but a beautiful world." "[groan]" "You fuck, I'll crush your skull and piss on the remains." "What the... [thud]" "So you like headbanging, eh?" "[thud]" "[baby crying] [music - "amazing grace"]" "[glass breaking]" "[crash]" "[phone ringing]" "[glass breaking] [phone ringing]" "It's for you." "[glass breaking]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "OPERATOR:" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again." "If you... [glass breaking]" "[crash]" "Are we having fun yet?" "[blowing]" "We're going out to see your daddy." "But mother, what about my party?" "I'm sorry, Emmy." "Go and get your coat." "[music playing]" "[door open]" "Zip." "Zip, where are you?" "[scream] [laughter]" "Yoo hoo!" "[laughter] [gunfire]" "[growl]" "[scream] [crunch]" "[glass breaking] [laughter]" "[switch] [growl]" "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "You wait here." "[bubbling]" "[scream]" "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream] [chainsaw] [scream]" "[scream]" "Stop!" "Stop!" "[scream]" "[dial tone] [dialing]" "OPERATOR:" "This is the 911 operator." "How may I help you?" "Is the police?" "OPERATOR:" "Yes, ma' am." "Something terrible has happened Please, come quickly." "BARBARA:" "Emmy?" "I told you to stay in the car." "Something's really wrong." "Daddy is not here." "Come on." "Ah!" "Hide, hide, Emmy." "[door opening]" "Yoo hoo." "I am coming to get you, Barbara." "[knocking]" "Ah ha." "Emmy!" "Emmy, daddy loves you." "Daddy is going to cut you open and remove all that smelly stuff inside." "[pounding]" "(SINGING) Daddy's gonna cut." "Daddy's gonna cut." "Daddy's gonna cut." "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm." "Barbara!" "Barbara?" "Listen to this, Barbara." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream]" "Barbara." "WOMAN (ON TV): [scream] Stop!" "Stop!" "Barbara?" "[gasp]" "[music playing]" "Don't you fucking look at me, bitch." "[gunshot]" "[scream]" "All right, get moving." "Get moving." "Come on." "Back it up." "Get out of here." "We've got a job to do." "[scream] [siren]" "[scream]" "This man is too wild." "Take him out of here." "[scream]" "[buzzer]" "[scream]" "[scream]" "He's psychotic." "Give him 10 cc." "[scream]" "He's OK now." "You can remove the jacket." "ANNOUNCER:" "Dr. West, paging Dr. West." "Please contact the ward staff." "Mmm." "Hmm?" "[scream]" "[scream] [crash]" "[explosion]" "[music playing]" "[growl]" "[scream]" "So much work, so little time." "[growl]" "I knew it all the time." "[explosion]" "I told the doctor someone is after me." "But they told me I was paranoid." "Is that true?" "That's true." "But just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean I'm not here to get you." "[shock sound] [scream]" "[explosion]" "[buzzer]" "ANNOUNCER:" "Dr. Jones." "Dr. Jones, surgery needs you right away." "[door opening]" "Hey, hey you, stop." "Hey." "Hey, did you hear me?" "Where the fuck are you going, Man?" "[growl]" "[alarm]" "[music playing]" "Hi." "Hi, hon." "I don't look so good, do I?" "No." "You look like shit." "[cough]" "[kiss]" "Easy, that hurt." "[growl]" "Bitch." "[scream]" "Help!" "I've worked so hard to make this boy pure of heart." "How do you think it makes me feel to see you destroying my work, you worthless little whore!" "Somebody help!" "Help!" "MEL:" "Oh, Nick." "Shut up." "Help, Nick." "No." "Help!" "Nick, help!" "Nick." "Fuck you." "[crying] [gasp]" "[rip]" "[music playing]" "Where's the problem?" "Oh!" "[crash]" "Fuck you!" "No, let me go." "Oh, no, no!" "[scream]" "Be careful out there, Captain." "He is extremely dangerous." "Affirmative." "You heard the man." "Are you ready to kick some ass, girls?" "Yes, sir." "We love to kick ass, sir." "Nice tie." "[coughing]" "No." "No." "No." "No." "[scream]" "No!" "No!" "No!" "[music playing]" "Clear." "He's been here all right." "Nice bed." "[scream]" "Nice door." "Remember, this is an excellent opportunity to save a taxpayer's money." "[click]" "Go!" "[music playing]" "MEL:" "Nick!" "No." "[crying]" "[valve sound]" "[click]" "[growl] [glass breaking]" "[crash]" "[scream] [glass breaking]" "[gunfire]" "[gunfire]" "Move." "[music playing]" "Bye, dude." "[groan] [gunfire]" "Move." "[music playing]" "[gunfire]" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "There's a fucking war going on up there." "Let me through." "I got to get up." "No one gets up there, no one." "[gunfire]" "Nobody." "Man, let me through." "I got to get up." "No, no, no." "Nobody gets the fuck up there." "Nobody." "My girlfriend is up there." "[gunfire]" "Damn." "[gunfire]" "Nobody." "Nobody gets the fuck up there." "Come on out of there." "Come on out of there, you sick son of a bitch." "Come on out." "Come on out." "Fight like a man." "[flick]" "[click] [scream]" "[gunfire]" "Nice shot." "Ouch." "[footsteps]" "Soon, my love, soon." "[grunt]" "[growl]" "(DEMON VOICE) You had such potential, Edward, but you proved yourself wrong." "But I did everything you told me too, didn't I?" "(DEMON VOICE) Such, the truth lies within you." "[growl]" "You tried your best." "But now you have to pay for your failures." "[growl]" "Stay away from me." "[gunshot]" "[gunshot] [scream]" "[gunshot]" "Rest in pieces, motherfucker." "[gunshot]" "NICK (VOICEOVER):" "An empty feeling came over me when I lowered the gun." "Strange." "After all, Mel was amazingly still alive." "And yet, it had been a bad and violent day." "As I watched Mel lying there, purity and innocence personified, it all suddenly became clear to me." "Someday the world will be a kinder place for everybody..." "For the children, for the little puppies, and for everything soft, cuddly, and wonderful." "Someday love will rule the world." "It will happen." "Oh, yes, it will happen." "[music - "dry bones"]" "[MUSIC" " MANGO KINGS, "DONUT LADY"]" "[MUSIC" " E TYPE, "FIGHT IT BACK"]"