"We will be reaching our destination in fifteen minutes." "The enemy's airplane!" "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "We are under attack." "You must jump now." "Go!" "The Japanese are coming." "Hurry up." "Let's go!" "You just go now." "Save yourself." "When did he call?" "An hour ago, Captain." "Before the General and her Ladyship got here." "He warned us to keep an eye on her diamond necklace." "He will snatch it during the show, sir." "Have you informed the General yet?" "I didn't dare, sir." "Good." "Don't let anyone know about this." "I'll handle it myself." "Hello." "This way, darling." "Excuse me." "Good evening, sir." "Kom Wang Hin?" "Kom Wang Hin!" "He loves raiding." "Killing!" "Raping!" "Bugger!" "What's the matter, Captain?" "I don't want to ruin your night over that two-bit thief." "I'm afraid you and your wife will be distracted from the show." "But his treats are so disrespectful to you!" "I've heard of him." "He's one of the great thieves, isn't he?" "Oh, no." "That's just a rumor." "He's nobody!" "He's just a two-bit thief." "Captain... you have to take this seriously." "Just tell me what you want." "My men are ready to help." "Yes, sir." "No need to worry, darling." "You look so worried." "I do, of course." "When he sets his sights on something he always gets it!" "It's true he's never failed." "But Captain Harn is here the Police Department's best man." "Even with angel wings the thief couldn't get in here." "That's right, ma'am." "And if he does get in he won't survive." "See?" "He has everything under control." "Don't worry, darling." "Darling!" "You dirty old man!" "That's why I couldn't feel any necklace." "Or any neck wrinkles, either!" "Who shot the gun?" "What are you waiting for?" "Follow me." " Bastard!" "How dare he!" " Darling." " Is your necklace all right?" " It's still here." "I'll take care of it." "Excuse me, sir." "Yes, Captain?" "How is it going?" "Nothing so far, sir." "See, darling?" "Even now they have nothing at all!" "Excuse me, your Ladyship." "I wonder if you remember what the thief looked like." "More handsome than you, of course!" "Darling... in a few days" "I have to go to a banquet." "What will I wear then?" "This one also looks great." "You should wear it." "Nobody will know." "Maybe they won't but I know it's fake." "It gives me a rash around my neck!" "I'll buy you a new one later." "Please wear this one for now." "I'm still paying the installments on the first one!" "What are you laughing about?" "I'm sorry, sir." "I'd like to make a promise." "He will be a jailbird for ages!" "Jailbird?" "Right now he's free as a bird!" "I don't trust you any more." "How could such a two-bit thief evade the whole police force?" "How could he steal it from under my nose?" "I've got an excellent plan for you." "Again?" "What damn plan?" "It takes a thief to catch a thief, sir." "It stinks in here!" "Excuse me." "Are you that bastard named" "Yai Tarua the great thief of the Chao Phraya River?" "Who the hell are you?" "Why are you bothering me this early in the morning?" "Don't you know who you are speaking to?" "It's all right, Captain." "I didn't much want to come here." "But I bring best regards from someone in hell!" "Kom Wang Hin!" "I don't give a damn how big you are don't mention that bastard's name again!" "Yai Tarua." "You are too big for your boots!" "But I like you." "I'm here for one reason." "I'll give you your freedom if you can find Kom and bring him to me." "Interested?" "Are you Kom Wang Hin?" "Just say what you want." "Did your boss send you to pick me up?" "Yes." "The boss is waiting for you." "I'm the one he's waiting for." "Kom Wang Hin." "Kom..." "Don't you know General Sun is hunting for you?" "Are you stupid or crazy?" "How dare you provoke him and then try to sell the necklace to me?" "I hope you're not saying that just to get a better price." "You think I'm some kind of pawnbroker?" "Whatever I want" "I can pay whatever it costs." "In wartime like this money is rare." "It's of great quality, sir." "Fifty thousand." "I'll give you half that." "Forty thousand." "Thirty thousand." "Enough." "Thirty is fine." "Dishonest deals involve dishonest prices." "I understand you have to save your money to hire men to rob a Japanese train." "Where did you get that from?" "Oh, Lam." "Everyone knows that." "Don't panic." "What do you want?" "How about this?" "You let me do it and give me a share." "I won't take much." "And if anything goes wrong you don't have to get involved." "Just follow my plan." "What do you think, Chua?" "I don't trust him." "He's got a forked tongue." "How does he know about our gold robbery?" "He must have read the paper." "You idiot!" "I smell a mole." "Find him!" "Who's that?" "Thief!" "Toh Teen Nak." " Good evening." " Good evening." "Be careful!" "You'll break it!" "Slow down." "He's here." "I was told you wanted to see me." "I am Pratuang." "Professor Rawee sent me to see you." "I'm very glad to meet a member of Thai Thieves." "So you're a member of the Free Thai Movement." "That is right." "I've got a message for you." "Our spies will get here to co-operate with you." "You keep this pocket watch." "They will find you." "Is there anyone else?" "No." "I know how to deal with the girl." "Have you finished yet?" "Not yet, sir." "Please give me more time." "All right." "We'll take her to Thailand." "Yes, sir." "You bitch!" "Come on." "You're dreaming." "I know where Kom is." "Just follow me." "We only accept members." "Who the hell are you?" "Everyone!" "Don't move!" "This is personal!" "Yai, your manners never improve." "For you... no bloody manners needed!" "This is polite enough!" "Thanks, buddy." "Who are you calling buddy?" "Today I'll clean my feet with your blood!" "Yai..." "Do you know why you were in jail while I was earning my money here?" "It's because I'm smarter than you!" "What do you want?" "You want your little man blown off?" "Where the hell is Kom?" "I don't know." "Look at all those planes." "Kom, you son of a bitch!" "Hey!" "This is dangerous!" "Kom!" "Quick, quick!" "No, no." "You'll probably disappear just like them." "Toh... the Japs have got two guys." "I guess... they're the spies you're looking for." "The Japs always get them!" "No matter how many spies were sent they were all caught." "Now we'll have to rescue them." "And then what?" "Dammit!" "Anyway... just follow my plan." "Here you're behind the hill." "Then you come here." "You three, remember this." "The three of you move to the top of the hill." "You three are behind the hill." "You got that?" "You know 'behind the hill'?" "Repeat after me." "Behind the hill." " Behind the hill." " Behind the hill." "Correct." "Then another three come here." "You are here." "On the left." "Here." "But then where am I?" "Wait, wait." "I'm still here." "Not in the middle." "The Japs can get me there." "Do I make myself understood?" "No." "Dammit!" "You bastard!" "You've got the wrong guy." "I'm not a spy!" "Why don't you give me anything to eat?" "Are you just going to let me die?" "Let me go!" "I don't even know that bastard!" "Stop yapping." "What are you, a damn dog?" "Tie him up!" "Why the hell are you putting me in this sack?" "Don't you think it's damn hot?" "Tell me who you are!" "Out with it!" "When the dark clouds are blown away hundreds of birds fly high." "Free from clouds so dark that they hide the moon from sight." "What the hell are you talking about?" "We are saved!" "Go get them!" "Let go of me!" "The Japs are running away." "Go get them." "I'm not that bloody spy!" "Let me go." "We are on the same side." "Don't shoot me!" "We are on the same side." "Help me!" "It's time for a samurai to duel with a Thai swordsman." "No problem." "Go ahead and find out if a Japanese or Thai sword is faster and sharper." "Be my guest." "Now you know." "He's dead." "Someone dies everyday." "My brother!" "Why do you leave me?" "He's gone." "Seriously, are you a spy?" "Yes." "We're spies." "We are brothers." "He's the eldest." "I'm the youngest." "We've worked together since we were children." "And what will you do now when your brother has gone?" "I have another mission." "A very confidential one ...in Bangkok." "By the way, I thank you very much." "What is your name?" "My name is 'Big Foot'." "Want to know how big it is?" "Oh, no." "Thank you." "I'll ask my unit to send you the letter of appreciation." "No need." "We've fought for the kingdom and the Thai people." "We've never wanted any reward." "I must start my mission now." "All right." "Oh, no!" "They took all my stuff!" "What's wrong now?" "The Japs took all my money!" "Why did you let them take it?" "Can you give me twenty baht?" "Damn!" "Go and get it from the Japs." "They took all my money." "I need it to go on with my mission." "OK, let's pitch in twenty baht for his trip to Bangkok." "Are you all deaf or what?" "Doesn't anyone got any money at all?" "Okay." "Stop crying!" "How much?" "Twenty baht, sir." "Damn!" "If my kids begged like this I'd knock their heads off!" "Here you are." "Thank you." "This will cover the trip." "But what about food?" "Without food, I'll starve to death!" "Then my mission will be impossible." "I'll tell my unit that you wouldn't co-operate." "Don't you dare!" "Here you are." "Now stop whining." "And keep your mouth shut in Bangkok." "Thank you." "Dammit." "I really appreciate this." "That's all right." "Without your help, I wouldn't make it." "We are Thai." "We help each other." "Next time it'll be my turn to help." "That's all right." "Thank you very much." "What about him?" "What should we do about him?" "Should we leave him like this?" "Or find a place to bury him?" "Let's give him a burial." "Okay." "Everybody give him a hand." "Three or four bodies daily." "What a heavy corpse!" "Bury him near the fruit tree in case he's hungry." "You're a real bastard!" "You stole my wife's necklace." "But then what?" "You got caught anyway." "Sir... should we press charges against him?" "No, we won't press charges against him." "I'll cut him with my samurai sword and bury him alive!" "But it's against the law, sir." "Are you going to stop me?" "I have one more thing to tell you." "Go ahead." "I know that he's got a much bigger plan up his sleeve." "Tell him, bastard!" "You bastard!" "Tell me what the hell's going on!" "Yai... don't think you'll get your hands on my gold!" "If I don't get it you won't either." "What gold?" "The Japs' gold." "They plan to rob the train." "What?" "Why don't we know about this, Captain?" "Untie him." "Piece of cake." "My share is 90%." "You two share the rest." "What about me?" "It's my plan!" "If everything works out" "I'll set you free." "Don't let money be your master." "As long as you're alive, you can earn more." "Relax." "Then give me another 10%." "No negotiation." "I have the final word." "Tell you what" "I'll be in charge." " How are you?" " Yai..." "Yao!" "Look!" "Who's here?" "Where are you going?" "Come over here." "Finished yet?" "If yes, get out." "I haven't seen you for ages." "Your shit still smells bad!" "We're in public." "Don't you respect the law?" "Do I look like a coward?" "What made you think this tiny knife could scare me?" "Argh, a gun!" "I give up!" "Don't shoot!" "No!" "No!" "OK, I am a coward." "You cheated me out of 180 baht in that card game." "No!" "It's 200 baht!" "Interest included." "That's all there is." "I saw something like gold." "There's nothing." "Nothing?" "Just check his ass!" "Kiss it, more like!" "Come on!" "Hey!" "That's my mother's." "I don't care." "Make it quick!" "There's nothing left." "Give me that!" "What do you want my pants for?" "Because I want them." "What will I wear?" "I'll cut it off." "Stay out of our business." "God bless you." "Let's go." "You asshole!" "You bastard!" "Come back here!" "Let's fight!" "I'll show you how to box!" "Somebody help!" "Give me my pants." "I'm shy, of course." "Is anyone here?" "Not even a dog?" "How can I leave here?" "Captain, did you book the hotel for me?" "Don't forget to find me some girls, too." "I don't like to sleep alone." "But, sir..." "I'm afraid if your Ladyship finds out" "I'll be blamed, sir." "Then don't let her find out, dammit!" "Why the hell are you always in my way?" "What can I do for you, sir?" "Anything you need, just let me know." "Captain, keep your mouth shut!" "If my wife finds out, you'll be held responsible." "But, sir..." "This is unethical." "That's enough, Captain." "You'd better quit and become a monk." "Kom, when's the car picking us up?" "I'm dying for a shit." "Very nice to meet you." "You, too." "You recognise me?" "Yes." "I hope we can work well together." "But I don't think we should talk here." "We should find a private place." "Whatever you say." " I'll be okay." " Fine." "Please give me a few minutes." "Are you in a hurry?" "No, I'm not." "May I use the toilet?" "Be my guest." "There's someone following me." "Come and hide in here." "Okay." "No problem." "I got hit yesterday." "Okay." "Just hide in there." "We're from the government." "Sorry." "We are assigned to search your place." "Wait." "What's the matter?" "Only my husband and I stay in this room." "I'm afraid it's a misunderstanding." "Please accept my apologies." "Something in my stomach must be rotten!" "Hey, who is this man?" "He's another Free Thai Movement member who will take us to help Zeena." "Sorry." "Hello." "Hello." "You have to help Zeena." "Let's go." "Where are we going?" "General Sun wants to see you." "Make it quick." "Sir." "Any news?" "The train carrying gold will get here in 3 days." "Damn!" "You made me wait here all night with mosquitoes biting my bollocks off ...just for that?" "If there's any more news" "I'll inform you at once." "I have to go." "It's late." "Can we trust this bastard, Captain?" "I wouldn't, sir." "He's a crook!" "I, as the leader of this Thai community ...would like us all" "to drink a toast to General Yamada on his promotion." "On behalf of the Japanese Emperor's soldiers" "I appreciate the Thai people's welcome tonight." "But I believe there is still a group of Thais who have been determined to oppose the peace-making process of both countries." "I vow... not to bow down to them." "They will be arrested and suppressed to the maximum degree." "How is everything going upstairs?" "It's very crowded." "What have you got?" "Here you are." "You almost poked me in the face with that!" "Light!" "Lam!" "You traitor!" "You don't deserve to live!" "You help the Japs to kill Thai people." "You'll pay for that." "Why the hell did you let it off?" "It almost exploded!" "Light the fire!" "Who dares mess up my place?" "Get back to the base." "Sir... the party tonight sounds enjoyable." "Girls are screaming with joy." "Fortunately Lam isn't good at barbecuing." "The Japs deserve burnt food!" "Find them!" "Who are they?" "Find them!" "Can't you see what's going on?" "It's not only us that want their gold." "Anyway... let them play hard until their strength is gone." "Then we'll kick them in the ass!" "We'd better separate." "Meet back here in 10 minutes." "All right." "If I find her first you must give me a reward." "Okay." "What are you doing here?" " What's going on?" " There are intruders, sir." " Bring them here." " Yes." "Sir." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Arigato." "Sayonara." "Now what should we do now?" "We can't leave town now." "Let's find a place to hide." "Without your help we couldn't have done it." "Please don't mention it." "The pleasure is all mine, ma'am." "You sound so polite." "Now you've got manners." "And you are..." "My name is Kom." "It's very nice to meet a beauty with such brains." "Please let me know your name." "In fact, he is just our apprentice spy." "Just started." "Not much experienced." "We need to find medicine for Zeena." "And I have to go back to my unit." "But I need to go to my hotel first." "I will accompany you." "Hey, what about Zeena?" "Zeena... let Kom take care of her." "We can trust him." "Please take good care of her." "She has a fever." "I'll be back as soon as possible." "We failed to catch those thieves." "This is not tolerable for the Emperor's army." "If anybody can catch them he'll be rewarded." "We're so glad you rescued Zeena." "Thank you." "We owe the Thai Thieves." "Actually, we need more co-operation from others." "When will I get my orders to leave here?" "Not now." "You'll wait for the Japs' gold to come through this area." "Gold?" "Why this area?" "We are trying to find out." "But more in-depth information is needed." "Be careful." "Your cover has been blown." "I'll be in touch." "Now we have a ready-made scapegoat." "Just send in your men disguised as the Thai Thieves." "End of story." "What if they know about this?" "I'll be caught between a rock and a hard place." "Don't worry." "We'll have taken the gold far away by then." "No one can stop us." "Pack your stuff." "We have to leave." "Toh... the wanted spies left the town." "I heard they are heading this way." "This way?" "Are you the Allies' spies?" "Who are you?" "I'm Toh Teen Nak head of the Thai Thieves in this area." "Then you know these guys?" "Which guys?" "Oh, may I have a word with you?" "What's the matter?" "I'm not sure if these guys are on my side." "Do you mean the round one?" "With the long chain?" "The one that plays music?" "That's mine!" "Hey!" "Catch them!" "Don't come any closer." "I'll kill her." "What's going on?" "No!" "So who are you really?" "Wait." "Who the hell are you?" "Where're you from?" "Who are your parents?" "How is your picture in this newspaper?" "How did you get involved?" "I told you" "I've been to the south looking for work." " Boss." " What?" "They left only some clothes." "Dammit!" "Didn't you watch them?" "I watched them, sir." "Then how could they escape?" "Go!" "Go!" "We got a message that the Japs are carrying gold on the train." "If so, we need the help of the Thai Thieves." "We need to stop the Japs." "Definitely." "Then you will see how much we can disrupt the Japanese troops." "Just wait and see how we grind them to pieces!" "Get rid of him." "Wait!" "Don't you want to know what my double plan is?" "What?" "Not the double plan!" "You show off too much." "Anyway, what is your double plan?" "Where will you take me?" "I'm exhausted!" "Being with me is that annoying?" "You haven't stopped whining at all!" "Yes." "I can go anywhere with anyone that is not a liar!" "Help!" "Somebody help!" "If you go on shouting" "I'll kiss you and then kill you!" "Understand?" "Didn't your right hand man come with you?" "That bastard Chua!" "I haven't seen him for days." "Are you sure they're gonna come this way?" "If you don't trust me, who else are you gonna trust?" "I won't stab you in the back the way your people did to you." "If he thinks he's gonna stab me in the back he better think again!" "Quick!" "Make it quick!" "Come on!" "Quick!" "Hey!" "Stop it!" "What the hell's the matter?" "Lam!" "Oh, it's Toh." "You bastard." "You keep opposing the Japs!" "I'm not Japanese!" "Why the hell do you oppose me?" "You don't have to tell me." "You don't look Japanese." "And you're not one of my Thai Thieves either!" "I'll ask you frankly." "Why do you pretend you are one of us?" "I wear the same things as the villagers around here." "I'm not faking." "You have two choices." "Either you leave the gold here or you leave your life here." "Pick one!" "All right." "Lam... you should tell your men to drop their guns." "Kom, you asshole." "Sorry..." "I have to do it for my country." "What?" "Drop your guns." "Are you Toh?" "I've known about you for so long but today is the first time I got to see your ugly face." "I'd like to say you are the best." "And you are..." "I'm General Sun a member of the Free Thai Movement." "I'm in charge of carrying and using the gold you stole from the Japanese to eliminate the Japanese from our kingdom." "These are Kom Wang Hin and Yai Tarua ...my spies." "So we have the same mission." "Since we both oppose Japan" " You don't have to worry." " It's fine." "So let's not waste the time." "Please do me a favour." "Please ask your men to put the gold in my car" "I have to carry the gold back to Bangkok by tonight." "No need to say 'please' at all." "Don't mention it." "I'll take care of it, sir." "Let's get the gold into the General's car." "You must be Agent Patty." "And you, Agent Zeena." "It's my pleasure to meet you." "Don't worry." "Dr. Pratuang wouldn't have got a degree without copying me in the exam." "It's my pleasure, Zeena." "If it weren't wartime." "I would ask you to go the temple fair." "Excuse me." "We'd better hurry or we won't get back to Bangkok in time." "Mind your own business!" "Excuse me..." "I hope we will see each other again." "We really need to hurry." "Why didn't you tell me you're with the Free Thai Movement?" "Why did you make it more complicated?" "I didn't tell you the truth because I wanted to be sure of who is on my side." "Zeena..." "Are you happy I'm not a bad guy?" "I don't feel anything." "Why not?" "Why do I have to be happy?" "You once told me you are uneasy with a bad guy." "So from now on you don't have to be uneasy with a good guy like me." "What is your next destination then?" "Don't know." "Need to wait for the order from the Unit." "But perhaps I may go to Europe." "Europe?" "It's very dangerous there now." "Why?" "You care about me?" "No, I'm just worried about the girls there." "All right... see you next time the country needs us." "Okay." "So you only lied to me because you were following orders?" "Yes." "Fine." "Hope next time we meet you won't have to lie any more." "I didn't imagine it would be that easy." "If I'd gone into acting" "I'd be a superstar by now." "Yes." "If you were the hero" "I would be the heroine, sir." "Just kidding, sir." "You're creepy!" "I won't let it happen again, sir." "Captain..." "Wake up!" "Now is no time to take a nap!" "Where are we?" "What's the hell's up with you, Yai?" "You changed cars four or five times!" "Why the hell are you stopping on the bridge?" "I hope the car doesn't break down because only you can drive this bloody car!" "I suggest we change the way to carry the gold." "Around here the Japs are everywhere." "There's no other way!" "Will we go down a mouse hole?" "No, we'll go that way!" "This way!" "Just two boxes left." "Make it quick!" "Hey Baldy, what are you looking at?" "What are you doing?" "Give them a hand!" "No." "Captain, go help them!" "But I have only one uniform, sir." "Would you rather be handsome or disgustingly rich?" "The river is very deep." "Won't the gold rust?" "All ten boxes are here, sir." "Good." "What can I do on this stupid raft?" "Still, once I get off all my dreams will be waiting." "Wake up!" "Are those your guys?" "Why do they have to come this way?" "I'm not sure, sir." "How come you're not sure?" "It's your plan." "Are you a ghost or what?" "We don't play trick or treat!" "I'll kick you in the bollocks!" "Behind us." "Are you saving the bullets for your father?" "What the hell?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "There's only me left." "Let's negotiate." "We're seizing their raft." "The gold is ours now." "We are rich!" "General... where is the gold?" "These are stones!" "Where is the Japanese gold?" "Search the place!" "Search everywhere!" "Find the gold!" "Otherwise... you'll be eating these stones for dinner!" "Can't you stop whining!" "How can I?" "You're wasting my time!" "Stones!" "My dream is over!" "Leave it to me!" "Give me a hand!" "Move your ass." "Do you have a few seconds?" "It's all right." "Let's speak Thai." "You seem to have a business mind." "I was a gold dealer before the war." "I'll invite you to have a drink with me some time." "My pleasure." "Now... we have one Japanese on our side." "But I can't do everything by myself." "I'm really up against it so if you both can help me that'd be great." "I've already had the gold transportation route changed." "Now it's up to you." ""The horror of the Second World War brought long miserable days to many."" ""But there were people who took chances and made themselves rich out of war."" "No!" "I'm ticklish!" "That suitcase is mine, isn't it?" "Do you want to count it?" "No." "I trust you and I'm in a hurry." "It's a pleasure working with you." "Please keep in touch." "So we can work together again." "No problem, bro." "Bye."