"Oh no!" "Oh help!" "Here she is, sultan." "A Bride of Christ!" "At last!" "Your virgin blood will flow in my harem!" "Never, you infidel!" "The Lord will free me!" "The Lord?" "You mean my little lord!" "Come, we're going!" "Guess what's coming for dinner?" "Kebabs?" "Or a huge shashlik?" "Or couscous?" "Treachery!" "Guards, to arms!" "A Christian knight!" "Holy Mary..." "Look what came to dinner!" "Oh, mercy!" "Dear audience..." "If our act you thought was funny." " Show us now and give lots of money." "Bravo!" " Bow for your bread!" "Bow!" "And smile too!" " There are many more acts this evening." "We have a fishermen's male voice choir then Chinese acrobats who fly higher." "You were great!" "Lovely acting." "Beautiful horse..." "I say!" "Floris Rosemond!" "Knight Floris!" "It is he!" "He's not here." " He is." "Pa!" "Ma!" "Floris, darling!" "You liked it?" " You were wonderful!" "You had good seats?" "You enjoyed it, Pa." "The fight looked awful." "I've never seen fencing like it." "The audience were delighted." " And cutting off the head was faked!" "You wield such a sword differently!" "You slant it, or it'd take 3 blows." "Pa, we don't cut off real heads." "Fake!" " We fight without killing." "What's the point of fake?" " I don't want to win wars." "You rushed from one battlefield to the next all my life and it didn't help." "So you desert the great cause of Burgundy... and me?" "We must go." "See you later." "Great cause!" "Really." "Fighting on stage is okay the rest is murder!" "Murder!" "?" "Me, Floris?" "Knight Floris Rosemont!" "A murderer!" "Make love not war, Dad!" "Everywhere people sing the praises of Floris, friends and enemies!" "Your grandfather..." " God rest his soul - ...was the first to bear the name Floris." "A defender of freedom Uncle Sindala and he knights to a tee..." "I was overwhelmed by sorrow and pride." "Then on his deathbed his last words to me were..." ""Now you're Floris..." "Floris!"" "The times they are a-changin', Dad." "Things were black  white then..." "I fought all my life to live up to it." "Today Floris is more than a name." "I want a different life." " I have nothing to be ashamed of when I face God." "Maybe for one thing:" "Calling my only child Floris instead of Tit-tus!" "His back is playing up something awful." "Fancy a beer, Titus?" "Your father is quite something!" " Who's with is?" "It's Titus..." "Last time the actor playing the knight was the Virgin Mary." "Our son was the donkey." "I don't want to know." "The donkey was the leading role!" "He's a good kid!" "Good kid?" "The streets of Gelre are paved with good kids!" "GELRE THE CASTLE OF THE DUCHESS" "How sweet!" "What's his name?" " Snowy your Holy Gracefulness." "Is that for me?" "He is?" "Yes, your Graceful Holyness." "Can I call him Sweety?" "Thank you!" "BURGUNDY THE CASTLE OF THE DUKE" "According to our spies, the Duchess of Gelre will attack here next year." "She used taxes to strengthen her armies." "If she attacks there I'll block her there with an extra 20,000 Swiss mercenaries." "No..." "This year I had to choose between cannons and butter for the people..." "I chose butter." "What a great choice, sir." "Butter... so I fight armed with butter?" "It's no use using ordinary weapons." "I have a gift from the Holy Land." "We were able to smuggle it in despite the danger." "A Holy Relic..." "Everyone wants it, but no one could find it." "It was very well hidden." "What kind of Relic, sire?" "A horse?" "Floris, I told you it was well hidden." "A nail..." "One of three used to nail Christ to the Cross!" "Really?" " Really." "This Holy Nail can perform miracles." " Real ones?" "Real ones." "Thank you..." "Wouldn't you like a few extra Swiss..." " Imagine, Floris you're the general before your army and you hold this up." "The sign that we are Chosen Ones." "It makes us invincible." "You really think it works?" "This isn't about thinking, Floris!" "It's about believing." "Take it to your castle and defend it with your life." "In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost." "You know where to go!" "We're such good friends." "You're so soft..." "You're so soft..." "Such a lovely Sweetie..." "Such a lovely Sweetie!" "The next Sweetie will be much bigger!" "His name's Floris." "GELRE'S INFANTRY 7.12 A.M." "...27 28 29 29..." "Don't look at me, at the ground!" "Junior!" "Father..." " Junior." "The Duchess has summoned us." "War, father?" " I think so." "Come on!" " 37!" "GELRE'S SECRET SERVICE, 9.43 A.M. Calmly." "Don't be impatient." "Calm!" "Not yet..." "Don't be so impatient!" "Now!" "Watch out!" "A message from the Duchess." "Come on, playtime's over." "He's about to cry!" " Come on!" "Coming, Pa." "GELRE'S IMPERIAL NAVY, 1.06 P.M." "Oh, my back!" "Off you get!" " No, one more time, Pa!" "You're no fun." "Peer!" "We have to go see the Duchess, Pa." " Duchess?" "Stop." "Off you get." "No, one more time." "GELRE'S ARMOURY, 5.38 P.M." "Aim!" "Fire!" "I hear Burgundy wants to use an unconventional weapon against me." "What weapon, Duchess?" "A Relic..." "A Holy Relic." "One of the nails used to crucify Jesus." "The Holy Nail!" "That's powerful!" "Has it been ceified by Rome?" "It can work wonders." "Was it the nail through from the feet, or the hands?" "The left or the right hand?" "They have the nail, so let's buy the cross!" "We're powerless against the Nail your Grace..." "The only Holy Nail you know you can feel on your cheek." "You're afraid of a rusty nail?" "A rusty nail!" "I'd rather have it than leave it to someone else." "You know why?" "Because I want to bang that nail into the wall of Burgundy Castle Hall." "My porait can hang from it." "If it can take the weight." "Floris has the Relic." "Floris Rosemond." "Floris wants to use it against me!" "How do we get it?" "Maybe I have an idea." "I have an idea!" " Me too!" "Shut up, snotty!" "Quiet, this is for real men!" "Go play outside." "The Nail is ours." "Yours, of course." "Your Holy Grace." "Here they are, dear." "Come say goodbye to Floris?" "The only Floris is waiting on horseback until his wife is ready." "He waved goodbye to you every time you went to war crossing his fingers for you." "For days, until he had cramp!" "Floris!" "Wave goodbye to Dad?" "He can't get off his horse." "Pa!" "Have a good journey!" "Get home safely." "Bye, dear!" "Childish brat!" "Alms for a blind man." "Thank you, sir." "To that windmill!" "Faster, Jacoba, faster!" "Welcome..." "Have you ever been in a cheese factory before?" "Cheese is made of milk." " What's up there?" "You have taste!" "The extra special cheeses!" "Mature..." "They're expensive, but I'll make a deal." "Hurry, Jacoba." " Buy one, get one free!" "Welcome, I won't be a moment." "Grab him!" "Floris!" "Rosemond?" "How about that?" "Behind you!" "Quickly!" "Aim!" "Span!" "Fire!" "Fools!" "Hey, Floris!" "You're high and dry!" "You know what?" "Shall I take it?" " Much too dangerous!" "We don't want you!" "No!" "We want that Holy Recil..." "Relic!" " Shut up!" "What are you on about, Peer?" " You don't?" "Come on..." "Surrender and give us that that thing." "Conditions?" "Then we won't cut you up." "And we won't tear your wife to pieces." "You won't harm us?" "Nothing at all." "On my honour!" "He won't hu us, darling." ""He won't?"" "If Peer says so, it's true." ""Floris, Peer is a stupid villain!"" "No, he's a man of his word!" "We believe you, Peer." "Come and get it." "I surrender." "Well, well, Floris..." "I like seeing you kneel for me." "Now very carefully get out that Holy Raquel." "And carefully put it down beside you." "I don't have a Relic." "Then I'll take it." "First I have to cut you to bits." "My back!" "That sword is way too big for you." "Have a lie down." "Have a drink of milk, Peer!" "You dyed your hair!" "?" "We all get older." "Seal off, now!" "Helmets shut!" "Swords, now!" "Floris!" "Cut the rope!" "Van Rossum?" "You'll never get the Holy Relic!" "Catch it if you can!" "A broken arrow in a case..." "And where's our Relic?" "Nuns!" "Nuns, these men are taking vows voluntarily and for good!" "Can we manage, Mr van Rossum?" "Well, lads..." "Now it's your turn." "How do we get that damn Nail?" "Floris has a son." "So what?" " It's dumb to have a son." "Really?" " Because you don't want to lose him." "We grab him and exchange him for the Holy Recil!" "Holy Relic..." " Shut up." "What does he look like?" " We don't know your Grace." "He's an actor." "Actors don't look normal." " But do need an audience." "So if we find an audience..." "...we also find Floris the son of Floris." "And meanwhile, a dramatic encounter takes place between the lovers..." "You know?" " Lift it!" "I want to know the truth." "Let's have it all." "If you're the daughter of my mother's husband then you're my sister and our physical love is taboo!" "Your father isn't your father dearest Peter..." "Your real father is my child's mother's brother." "Is your child not your child?" "My child is yours!" "My child is yours and Catherine's." "All people from here and away!" "What's next in this play?" "Look at his jerkin and her lovely gown!" "How do we get it so brushed down?" "Isn't it time to buy our miracle soap?" "No one?" "Honourable audience!" "The Old and the Beautiful is about to resume!" "Come and watch!" "Come and watch!" "Come and watch!" "Come here." "Ladies and gentlemen, a wonderful aist you can't miss!" "He's a great actor and a greater ventriloquist!" "Say hello dears." ""Hello dears!"" "That yellow peril is stealing our pitch!" "People want action and sensation." "They can get it." "Do we play the Sultan and the Nun?" "How about the Aistic Director and his egg?" "Make fu yong hai from that!" "Back to your own country, filthy chink!" "Diy trick!" "Shut up, we have to eat too!" "The show's about to sta." "Never mind!" "You signed a contract." "At my service, 24 hours a day." "7 days a week!" "I'll make you work!" " Not any more!" "Rosemond, I'll sue you!" "I know a good one." " Rosemond!" "Rosemond!" "Come here!" "Floris Rosemond?" "Why?" "The famous actor?" "You think I'm good?" "Aim!" "I'm a great fan!" "I protest!" "What's the charge?" "This is ridiculous!" "I have a right to a lawyer." "There's two men in this cell!" "That's wrong and one of them's a woman!" "Call that a woman?" "I'd wipe my nose on her." "You mentioned women?" "No..." "But you aren't a woman." "Of course you are!" "You're more:" "You're a man!" "You're a virgin..." "A Holy Virgin..." "You have no idea..." "You have no idea how hard it is to be Chosen to lead my ignorant people to the Light." "I have to be 3 times a woman, 6 times a man." "Come here, boy." "Come to me." "Let me look at you, son of Floris." "Tell me, what's wrong?" "I was at the annual fete but I didn't throw any eggs!" "I'm an actor, so I..." "Give this to his father." "We'll see how fast he gives us that Relic!" "What?" "Using me as a ransom?" "Villains!" "Cads!" "Cowards!" "Dwarf!" "Shut your trap!" "Shut your trap!" "I'd keep quiet, if I were you." "Or I'll cut something off." "A little lower down!" "Can I have a little?" "I'd love that." "For my charm bracelet!" "If we cut that in two, there won't be much left." "Some water for the shock..." "Never mind..." "More next week." "Kids, I have something for you." "You did such a good job." "For Christmas." "To strengthen you for the spring offensive..." "It's too much!" "Look, I have one too!" "It's disgusting!" "Yes!" "I think it's disgusting too!" "It's a filthy wound!" "Saddle my horse." " Just lie there..." "I have to go." "Floris, lie down." " Where d'you have to go?" "To the Relic." "I hid it." "Am I Floris or not?" "But I could fetch it." "Too dangerous." "I'll do it." "Come on, darling." "Be brave." "Anything the matter...?" "Women can't perform here." "Didn't you know?" "Nine of heas beats 3 cows." "Speak Dutch?" "Me Floris." "Me actor." " Drop dead!" "Old Chinese proverb..." "You speak Dutch?" " Why throw eggs?" "I have to work." "That wasn't me." " Your mother, I suppose?" "It wasn't, I promise." "I'm not like that." "Drop dead, Chink!" " Same to you!" "Titus!" "Now listen to me!" "I don't fight girls, or you'd really be in trouble!" "You kicked me!" "That's not fair!" "No, that's Wushu!" "It's allowed." "I can kill you with a neck blow." "Let's escape and then beat each other up!" "Nelly, can someone bring me sugar?" "We locked up your son, Floris." "Who let you in?" "Get lost!" "He's an actor, isn't he?" "He played so sensitively at the annual fete in Gelre." "In Gelre?" "My son playing for the enemy?" " And now he's wailing in a dungeon." "We'll swap young Floris for the Relic." "I'll put him on a horse this afternoon." "You picked the wrong guy." " We know you have the Relic, Rosemond." "I do too..." "But I don't have a son called Floris." "You want his head?" "Sleep on it." "Next time I can bring a bloodier bit." "Bastard!" "Creep!" "I'll have your head!" "Keep your hands off my damned son!" "I won, pay up!" "Hey, fatso!" "He's cheating!" "He stuck an ace up his sleeve." "Keep your trap shut." "He's cheating!" "His sleeve is full of aces!" "Have some cheese from the Duchess." "Can't you reach?" "Too bad." "Another ace!" "Another one." "I said so!" "He's ripping you off." "He's cheating." "Shut your trap!" "Great!" "I could have thought of that!" "What now?" "This is hemp." "You use that too?" "Strong stuff, eh?" "We make rope from it." "Rope?" "You don't smoke it?" "Smoke hemp?" "We only smoke eels!" "You smoke eels?" "...and salmon." " Really?" "!" "How do you smoke it?" "In a pipe?" "What's a pipe?" "A pipe?" "It's a hollow tube." "You stuff the hemp in and light it with fire..." "You breathe in the smoke, so it's called smoking." "Why do that?" "The smoke makes you feel different." "Why should a Dutchman want to be different?" "Lt'll never catch on here." "Smoke hemp in Holland!" "Never!" "Have you seen any strangers, kids?" "I don't have anything." ""Keep calm." "Shut up or I'll turn you into a woodlouse!" ""Now get lost!"" "How did you do that?" " Ventriloquism?" "Mouth shut and talk." "I'm going home, to reassure my mother." "And you?" "All kinds of things." "See you around." "Thanks." "What about your father?" "Dumb sucker!" "Halfwit!" "You stupid fool!" "How do we get that Holy Recill...?" " Holy Relic..." "Shut your mouth!" "Ho-ly Re-lic!" "The Duchess will kill us if we don't get it." " I won't be a nun for you." "Shall I ram your glasses up your nose?" "Oh, I see a way out!" "I see one!" "I don't agree." "Wait until your wife gets back." "It's your responsibility." "So sign here!" "You have children?" "No!" " So you have no idea!" "I'm going to free my son!" "Saddle up Monsour!" "Come on!" "We're going for a ride." "Hey Floris." "I was passing and felt like tea." "Van Rossum's son came to..." " Escaped!" "Escaped!" "You?" "From Gelre's dungeon?" "The two of us..." "All thanks to..." "What's your name?" " Shau Yau XaXa!" "Budding peony..." "You can call me Pi." "Pa, Pi..." "Pi, Pa..." "Where's Ma?" "How come:" "Thanks to...?" "Pi can do anything." "And you're still useless!" "Except act for the enemy and get caught!" "Pa, I have no enemies." "The people can't help..." "Shut up!" "A Rosemond has never been in Van Gelre's dungeon before!" "Your grandfather would turn in his grave!" "Traitor!" "I just came to say you don't need to swap your Relic." "If you were planning to." "I'll greet Ma and go." " She's not here." "Lady Jacoba has arrived!" "You have it?" "Good to see you." "I'll put it away." " I don't have it." "It's gone." "Ma, I wanted to introduce you..." "Never mind." "Wait!" "You checked in the round Edam cheeses?" "There were four and I put it in one..." "Why didn't you bring them all?" " They'd already been sold." "Your father hid a Holy Relic in a cheese." "Did you ask who bought them?" "I did." " And?" "The Duchess of Gelre she gave them as Christmas gifts..." "I have one too..." "It's too much!" "I don't have enough men, the Gelre witch has our Relic..." "Pa, I have an idea..." " That's all I need!" "A mincing dame dressed as a nun." "Go throw your voice in Gelre, Titus!" "He doesn't mean it, come back!" "What happened here?" "Who's the girl?" "Come on..." " Where are we going?" "You heard of the White Horse Plan?" " No." "If you see a white horse, it's yours." "Come on." "Where to?" "To get the Relic!" "Hold on tight!" "Hey!" "My horse!" "He just gave it to you?" "Without a fight?" "Indeed..." "Anything for his boy." "I'm glad I don't have an Achilles heel." "No husband, mother, child..." "How do I know it's real?" "It's certainly miraculous." "Yes, it makes you invincible." "If I may?" "Sergeant..." "Hold this." "See, he didn't feel a thing." "You didn't, did you?" "Not a thing..." "Not a thing!" "It's a miracle!" "The Relic works." "What a handy gadget!" "After the winter, Burgundy will be ours!" "Well, Pi!" "Over there!" "Come on." "Wait for evening." "And then?" "Wait for an idea." "Tomorrow never comes!" "Old Dutch proverb." "Haste makes waste, old Chinese proverb." "God bless the woman who doesn't want the last word." "Says the man who always wants the last word!" "But he doesn't!" "But he does!" "You think you're pretty waggling your asses!" "But you're puny!" "Forget where you were enslaved..." "I'll make you fighting machines." "Machines de guerre..." "Butchers..." "Is that a boil?" "Yes, General, you say!" "A dozen eggs, sister hen..." "My guard doesn't need to learn Dutch." "You only need know one word." "Kill!" "Well, we can..." "We could..." "We should...!" "If you get some wood, then I get an idea." "You hit them hard." "Not hard enough!" "Change your clothes, then." "You'd like that." "You did it for them!" "Cold night, eh?" "The tongue was unnecessary!" " It makes it look more real." "Old theatre trick:" "Method Acting!" "Pig!" "That's Van Rossum's tent!" "Hide!" "I'll do this." "Floris?" "Take up arms!" "Pi!" "Here it is!" "Rosemond is inside!" "Wake the guards!" "Rosemond's in the camp!" "If he escapes, heads will roll!" "Which asshole was on guard?" "!" "Come on, come on!" "Search the camp." "They can't escape!" "That's hemp!" "Hemp!" "What now?" "That's quite a toke!" "Forward!" "Little brat!" "No Relic." "And no white horse." "Not even a black horse!" "Little Peer..." "She lives in the north." "But it's a hell of a walk." "You know China?" " It can't be as big as Holland." "Come on." "It doesn't figure..." " What doesn't?" "It looks like war." "It's winter and much too cold." "There's never a winter war." "Hello?" "I 'm hungry." "I'm cold." "And you?" " No." "Pity..." "Why?" "I can stop the cold." "What?" "Hold you tight." "Don't do that!" "What made you come along?" "Two butterflies cut a snake in half." "What's that mean?" "Old Chinese proverb..." "Old Chinese drivel." "Two hands on one belly... that's nice!" "What's that all about?" " Old Dutch proverb." "Just imagine, Pi..." "Your hands on mine..." "Or the other way round." "Even better." "My hand on your belly." "Nice." "Hey, Floris..." "Come here!" "Hey, that's not fair!" " Wait." "Good afternoon." "Who are you?" "I'm an actor." "And this is my Chinese assistant." "...Chinese colleague!" "Famous acrobats." "We don't believe you!" "You must be pirates with Little Peer!" " No!" "We're against her!" "We don't believe you." "What happened here?" "Little Peer..." "Little Peer?" "She plunders you?" "Her own people?" "And now she's frozen in." "Stuck in the ice over there." "Some way on." "Now she plunders us." "Frozen in..." "In the ice." "They make lots of noise and plunder the whole area." "Why don't you stop them?" "We're peasants." "Peasants are always victims." "Always." "They have canons..." "How many of you dare join us fighting Peer?" "Everyone who can walk." "Walk?" "Okay!" "We all know our groups." "On the ice, always keep moving." "Anyone afraid can back out now." "Alarm!" "An attack!" "To your posts!" "Peasants!" "Split up and circle on my command!" "Split up!" "You take starboard!" "Watch out!" "Load!" " I'll stick to port!" "Footwork!" "Okay Peer..." "Seven o'clock... correction!" "Eight o'clock!" "Thieen o'clock!" "You missed!" " Shut your trap!" "7 o'clock..." "Wait a minute!" "Shoot!" "We don't have any balls!" "All gone!" "Shoot anything you find!" "Keep moving!" "Don't panic!" "Only shoot on my cue!" "Your coo?" "What coo?" "No:" "Cue!" "Now!" "Put out the fire!" "No ship..." "No cheese." "No Relic either." "He was right." "Who?" "Who's right?" "Loser!" "That I'm not wohy of the name Floris." "I can't even find a rusty nail!" "Loser!" " I know!" "Sucker!" " Shut up!" "Loser!" "I should have been born in China." "They could have called me Daisy or Halfwit..." "Halfwit!" "...for letting a parrot curse me!" "Halfwit!" "Missed!" "Can you see what I do?" " Yes, a dumb parrot." "As well..." "Give me that cheese!" "Peer shot a cheese!" "No..." "Wait..." "If Little Peer doesn't have it and the sergeant ate the whole cheese..." "Van Rossum didn't have it." "The Duchess?" "She gave herself a cheese." "Oh!" "I have one too!" "A cheese..." " With the Relic!" "Gelre..." "Gelre Castle!" "We have to go there!" "The best defences in Holland and China!" "You'll never get in!" "And inside, you'll never get out alive." " Oh..." "That's..." "It's impossible." "Maybe we should stop Titus?" "Hey, Pi..." "What's today?" " Day 6, Moon 2, Ape Year." "I mean 10 April..." "If we're quick very quick, we can walk straight into Gelre Castle." "It's Cou Day..." "The Duchess' birthday." "If you're ill, she'll lay a hand on you to make you better." "The Duchess can heal?" "It proves God put her on the throne." "Not sick enough!" "Get lost!" "Lovely hot sausage rolls!" " Keep moving..." "Two sausage rolls please..." "We'll never get past the guards." "Yugh!" "This makes you sick!" "Three more sausages please!" "Watch this old stage trick!" "No way!" "Come on, watch!" "Let me try too!" "Plenty of saliva!" "There's nothing wrong with you!" "Get lost!" "Con man!" "What's wrong with you?" "Christ!" "Move on!" "They were the last, close the gates." "Move on!" "That way!" "What's that?" " What?" "Food..." "The kitchens!" "Cheese!" "Follow the food!" "Pretend to be in pain." "That cold hand!" "Creepy!" "Money for a real doctor!" "Get lost!" "Aagh!" "A mouse!" "?" "Nah, it's only a rat!" " No!" "Dirty rats, rat finks, water rats...!" "And noisy b-rats like you!" "The cheese!" "Come on!" "It's your birthday, a musical birthday..." "On the Duchess'birthday the flags hang out" "Hey, hey, hey, we're so gay" "It's the Duchess'birthday, hip, hip hurray" "Hey, what are you doing here?" "We're here with Little Peer..." "What did he say?" " We're Admiral Peer's men." "She has to pee." "Pee?" " We're looking for a pot." "Here!" "Thanks." "Clean this while you're at it!" "What a fraud!" "A false hand!" "Yugh!" "I'll grab it!" "Stealing our leftovers?" "For my boss." " Yeah?" "Who's your boss?" " Little Peer." "She wants cheese dreams and booze at bedtime." "You know what she's like." "Boozy!" "?" "We've got it!" "Easy!" "I'm coming, where are you?" "Hey, Floris!" "What a surprise!" "What are you doing here?" "Floris is here!" "Floris?" "What brings you here?" "That's the Relic!" "Give it to me." "Plague?" "Pox?" "It's your party!" " Satan, Lucifer!" "Dinner time!" "Not her!" "Look!" "Find the way out!" "I'll stop them." "I say, this isn't a play!" "Up the South Tower!" "Up you go!" "You have a weapon?" "This." "To our demise!" "We know you're here." "My father never caught your father." "But if I..." "Taking us from behind is not good manners, Floris." "First kill you and then the Holy Re grab that Holy Nail." "Just be good and hand it over..." " And then we'll kill you." "Just hack them up!" "I can't swim!" "Hold tight." "Filthy bastard!" "Give me the Relic." "I have to fight for it?" "You want to fight a real woman?" "Pa doesn't mind?" "Throw away your sword." "I can shoot your Chinese friend or you give me the Relic." ""What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?"" ""The Relic is MINE!"" ""It belongs to Burgundy!"" " Pa!" "Let me handle this." " "Shut up!"" ""We used to fight to the death."" "Please Dad!" ""Turn round..." "Catherine."" ""Fight a real man!"" ""Turn round."" ""Turn round!"" "You're useless!" "My hair!" "There they are!" "Grab them, you fools!" "My poor hair!" "Pi!" "Pi!" "All right?" "What about you?" "Why?" "What happened?" "Come on!" "Come on lads!" "Grab them!" "Back upstairs!" "Jump?" " Joker!" "Pi, I think we should wait for another time." "I love you!" "I love you too!" "Where are they?" "Where did they go?" "Ridiculous!" "They can't grow wings!" "They grew wings!" "They have God!" "Rubbish!" "I'm the only miracle worker here!" "The Duchess of Gelre has the Relic, yes." "The Duchess of Gelre has the Relic, but with or without the Relic the people of Gelre don't know why they're fighting." "Wait, I'm working..." "We know what we're fighting for..." "Burgundy, Burgundy!" "It that good?" " Fine, darling." "Dad!" "What d'you want?" "I have something for you." " All you can give me is your life." "How...?" "With Pi." "Thank you." "Floris!" "Why leave so soon?" "Stay a few days." "I want to meet Pi's parents." " Me too." "It's a very long way." "What does your father do?" " He fills spring rolls at court." "The Duke of China's?" " No, we have Emperors in China." "Of course you do!" "Farewell!" "A nice girl..." "There he goes..."