"Every era has its own legend" "Some legends will become immortal memories" "In this fierce combat and hating era" "He is the legendary hero, the only legend..." "The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silver" "He whom will be official rises third-level if turn his head in" "Brothers, go..." "Go..." "Where is everybody?" "." "Little Dee... father is going to a war" "When your English is well learned, I'll returned" "English?" "." "What English?" "." "Studying will enrich your mind, it's good to learn" "Don't run too fast!" "." "My dear, have you remember everything I taught you?" "." "Come here now!" "." "I'm well prepared" "Really?" "." "Great" "What is this?" "." "Shit" "Yea ~ Well done" "Dog shit" "Cat shit" "Great" "Piece of shit" "Good" "Horse shit" "Last one" "You die" "I die" "Good" "We all die" "Does what?" "." "Game over" "Corrected ~ Yea" "Yea" "Sister-in-law" "Lin?" "." "Why are you here?" "." "Lin." "Where is your brother?" "." "My dear sister-in-law" "What are you doing?" "." "This is from all of us" "He died for his country, the country should and will pay for everything" "What's wrong?" "." "He didn't die in a battlefield?" "." "Brother was die... in a girls arm" "Sister-in-law" "Kids are still young  no need for them to know" "Who's the girl?" "." "I hope this will never be discover" "To the kid, his father is always a great hero" "Hey you, how are you going to work without the tools?" "." "What's in your mind?" "." "You dumb head" "I'm going now!" "." "Candy haws..." "New books on the market, Detective Dee in body burning case" "Green Hornet, the long lost son." "And Flying bullets..." "Hey boss, give me the new series of Flying Sword" "Oh, the newest series" "What level are you now?" "." "Come on!" "." "Be nice!" "." "What's wrong?" "." "Don't be mean, come on" "I have one too!" "." "That's not yours, and it's the old version" "Mine is a 8 series 8 series my ass!" "." "My book is much bigger than yours" "Why didn't you say so" "Why didn't you" "I've one at home, also!" "." "Right!" "." "Nice one" "Great!" "." "Bulls eye" "Can this shoe be fixed?" "." "Yes, can you take it off now?" "." "You have a very unique hand!" "." "Hmm..." "I'm used to it!" "." "Easier this way!" "." "Do you know...!" "." "...shoes are a key point for those swordsmen to go from town to town!" "." "Uncomfortable shoes will hurt the feet!" "." "When the feet is hurt, the power in Kung-Fu will decrease" "Do you know Kung-Fu?" "." "No!" "." "Flying swords?" "." "Flying swords?" "." "The Flying sword means you can control a sword to fly with Dan Tian and kill" "Kill people miles away..." "No!" "." "The honorable person does not reveal the true nature" "I'll not tell you even I know anything" "The true nature is not revealable?" "." "They are battling now!" "." "Uh-huh!" "." "Over there!" "." "Over there!" "." "My God!" "." "Ok now!" "." "Hey, hey!" "." "I have not yet pay..." "Let's make friends, you can pay next time!" "." "Are you blind?" "." "You both are amazing, my heroes" "A man on the left is specialize in Tortoise boxing" "People call him "A Diamond Man"" "On the right, people call him Board brick man" "He is specialize in torturing olds, weak and youth people" "Fights!" "." "Fights!" "." "Fights!" "." "Master Yeh... where is your sword?" "." "Sward in heart, how about yours?" "." "To kill you, do you think I really need a weapon?" "." "Such a big tone!" "." "My tone is big because..." "I have a gum inflammation" "You can try this!" "." "Temple Jin-Chi sore throat syrup candy" "It's made by fritillary, loquat leaf and many natural herbal" "It relief your sore throat, and gives you more Kung-Fu power" "You may also try this, Bitch ass heart medicine" "A son of a bitch like us in this battle world" "Life with no rule, unhealthy living" "Remember, you need this Bitch ass heart medicine for a healthy heart." "Give me a brake!" "." "Product placement ads again, what the hell?" "." "Nice color!" "." "Not bad!" "." "I want to try it, too!" "." "It's beautiful!" "." "Hey look!" "." "Dumbass is here again!" "." "Let's play with him" "Ok!" "." "Why not!" "." "Come here, you little cobbler" "Left, right, left and right..." "You punk!" "." "You must pay today, you rapist pervert!" "." "Don't you know how much I want to rape you?" "." "You pervert!" "." "Who throws shoe at me?" "." "Was you?" "." "Is this your shoe?" "." "I am going to kill you" "Was that your foot?" "." "I'd fixed the shoes, any problems?" "." "Go away!" "." "He will kill you" "Are you out of your mind?" "." "You don't know Kung-Fu" "Wait!" "." "Have you heard about flying swords?" "." "I am a 782 generations of Shushan flying sword posterity" "Flying dragon!" "." "Are you ok?" "." "Are you sure you want to fight with me?" "." "Both of you?" "." "I'll finish you both now!" "." "Don't come any closer, go away!" "." "What now?" "." "You are so heartless..." "looking at him, he is hurt!" "." "Is everything ok?" "." "My gosh" "What have you done, my gosh!" "." "That was my first time, my first flying sword tryout!" "." "I am sorry, so sorry!" "." "Go away!" "." "Don't come near me!" "." "I'm going to finish you now!" "." "What?" "." "Go to hell!" "." "A hidden weapon?" "." "You despicable scum" "It wasn't me, he hurt himself!" "." "I owe you a life!" "." "Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help" "You can't go now!" "." "I'll be a murderer if you go now!" "." "His name is Pa-Kwan Tain" "You can take his dead body to any government office and have 3,000 silver reward" "See you soon" "Your shoe!" "." "Your shoe!" "." "Are you kidding me?" "." "Mountain Tai is so big, how am I going to find you?" "." "About reducing the armed forces, did Ministry of Defense do anything yet?" "." "It's in process now" "Six months, 6 months should be enough" "Half year?" "." "Don't you think is too long?" "." "20 civilian needed to feed only one solider" "This is not the right way to do so" "Rush them!" "." "I'll do it tomorrow!" "." "How's Lady Moon recently?" "." "Your Majesty, Minister of Justice reported in today" "Lady Moon just killed a fugitive today" "Did you send the professional killer?" "." "According to the history, she is the only one" "Who ran away before the wedding" "In the escaping, she even burned down the palace" "She is a hopeless empress!" "." "Fire!" "." "Somebody help!" "." "Fire!" "." "Somebody help!" "." "Fire" "It was a careless mistake, Empress was trying to have fun" "I heard this year's Kung-Fu tournament, Empress will be in the contest" "At the time, I'll arrange Empress to be the number 1 contestant of all" "And your Emperor, will be awarder for Empress" "And take Empress back to palace after all" "General Lee, This will be your honor to gain a trust for Emperor" "Yes sir..." "Thank you sir..." "After this is done" "You can go back to your hometown and live with your family" "Little Dee... father is going to a war" "Whenever you finish reading Three Hundred Tan Poems, father will be back" "I owe you a life!" "." "Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help" "Hey brother!" "." "What's your name?" "." "Moon, my name is Moon, Lady Moon!" "." "Lady Moon, she is a girl!" "." "Mother!" "." "The official came and told me you've killed a fugitive" "That's right..." "What's right?" "." "How dare you to fought them, they might have kill you" "Mother, I've no choice but to save a life" "Saving a life?" "." "The fact is you need someone to save you!" "." "I was right for you not to learn Kung-Fu" "If you've learned" "I'll be living with your troubles by now" "Mother... mother... please... mother..." "Mother..." "I'm now going to claim my rewards you stay home and go no where!" "." "And I mean it" "My dear father, it is not right to be a debtor" "Mother told me to stay home" "At least I need to return the shoes to its owner" "Am I right?" "." "Wait..." "Wait for me please..." "Wait for me" "Don't go, wait for me" "Wait... please wait" "In love with Kung-Fu books?" "." "Yes, I love reading other people's kung-Fu books" "But this book belongs to me" "Look!" "." "This came with the book also" "Cruel?" "." "So scary!" "." "Let's begin!" "." "Shout!" "." "Get down..." "You stand still" "Why are you still coming forward?" "." "Don't move!" "." "I've a good news for you, we are here to rob you" "Take the real stuff out!" "." "Do you know what this is?" "." "Tell him..." "This is fish bomb!" "." "It's bomb!" "." "Where is the money?" "." "Show them how this works!" "." "Hey boss!" "." "This is fantastic!" "." "My gosh!" "." "Fishes!" "." "Boss, check this out, fishes jump on the boat itself!" "." "Take a look, fish are dying and if you want to live" "Better show me to money or everyone out the boat" "Get the money" "What's wrong with him?" "." "Is he hiding something?" "." "What the fuck?" "." "What was that?" "." "Let me see!" "." "A shoes?" "." "It looks valuable!" "." "Let go now!" "." "I say let go now!" "." "You have 3 seconds!" ". 3. 7. 9..." "You can take my life, but not the shoes!" "." "Let go!" "." "I told him to let it go!" "." "I've everything now, boss" "What's wrong with you?" "." "You are willing to die for just a shoe?" "." "This is not my shoe, I'd need to return in back to its owner" "A real man!" "." "A real man has to do what the real man has to do" "You are an honor and gallantry man" "Ok!" "." "Let us settle this in honorable way!" "." "Everybody come in one piece!" "." "You..." "You know Kung-Fu well enough to fight?" "." "Nope!" "." "Can you hear that?" "." "Nothing!" "." "I don't fight with civilian, I'll have someone else to fight you" "I'll, boss!" "." "Don't need this to fight him!" "." "Boss, do you want his life or shoes?" "." "What about both?" "." "Get both!" "." "Ok!" "." "You will fight him" "You, if you win today!" "." "You save everybody on the boat!" "." "If not..." "A life for a life" "A word spoken is past recalling" "Know anything about sword?" "." "What is he using?" "." "What the hell is that?" "." "A book" "A book..." "Do you give it up now?" "." "You give up..." "Loser, give me your shoes and I'll let you stay alive" "Stop bowing!" "." "Do you think that's going to help?" "." "What was that?" "." "What's he doing?" ". boss" "Hawk spreads the wings" "Is he having a spasm?" "." "That's not a spasm" "It is Kung-Fu Peach picking fist" "You dumb ass!" "." "Get lost" "Just tell us you know Kung-Fu and be honest" "Stop lying" "Fight with someone your own size, not me!" "." "He is a fighter!" "." "He is a pro and wants to fight me, shame on him" "Go now" "You are the pro, boss!" "." "You go!" "." "What the hell" "Who was that?" "." "So fast like a wind blown!" "." "Look around and see if you can find someone else here" "What's going on?" "." "I've seen everything" "A foot!" "." "Whose?" "." "His!" "." "You know Kung-Fun" "I don't" "Liar!" "." "I really don't!" ". this is..." "second fight in my life" "You didn't even use your hands, we call that Scissor feet!" "." "What?" "." "What the hell is that?" "." "So remarkable" "We call that Scissor feet kick!" "." "I know is amateur!" "." "So what!" "." "I can't fight him!" "." "He is so amateur!" "." "You two go ahead!" "." "Horse Ray, it's your turn!" "." "Boss, I can't" "Boss, that was my first kiss" "Enough, you have made your points" "You shouldn't have this in your life!" "." "Same here!" "." "Go now!" "." "Boss... he definitely is professional" "Don't move!" "." "I'd never give it up" "You, don't move, don't move!" "." "Boss, he definitely is a pro" "It's ok, I've seen his entire move!" "." "Let me fight him" "Final count down 3. 9. 7...." "Go boss, go finish him!" "." "Go!" "." "Go..." "Get up boss, get up!" "." "What was that?" "." "A book... book..." "What's going on?" "." "This is not right" "Wait a moment" "Where did you get this book?" "." "A fleet market!" "." "The book is a pirate copy!" "." "You mean piracy?" "." "Turn the book other way around and make it authentic then" "Shut up!" "." "Shame on us, we can't even win a juvenile" "How are you going to survive for the rest of our lives?" "." "Yes boss!" "." "It's a jungle out there, we must leave now" "Young man" "May the force be with you!" "." "English!" "." "Understand me?" "." "You kiss my ass!" "." "Hello pro" "Enough, need to go now, let's go" "Nice drawing!" "." "Not bad for a piracy" "Are you ok?" "." "Young man" "I'm fine, just little sea sick" "I feel so hot, inside is burning..." "Take a deep breath, don't bite your tongue and relax" "Breath in, out, breath in, out..." "Young man... try not to fight in the future" "You might get kill!" "." "Uh?" "." "Take the book and read it!" "." "It will help you..." "No pictures?" "." "Will never ask you where you are" "Will never care when you return" "Thinking of you, missing you" "Love you more and more each day..." "Who?" "." "What?" "." "Is it a ghost...?" "." "Don't you scare me!" "." "I've heard lots of ghost stories when I was a boy" "Don't you try to bluff me" "If you know things about ghost" "You should know ghost don't have a shadow" "I see a shadow..." "it's not a ghost!" "." "It's a human" "What are you doing?" "." "I want to see if you are a real human or not" "You are not a ghost" "Hey, where is my magic potion?" "." "A magic potion!" "." "A red one, and a pink one" "I want you two go bring him back to me!" "." "Torture him, we need a revenge for Pa-Kwan Tain" "A magic potion!" "." "Sister" "Sister" "Give me the antidote, hurry!" "." "The red one!" "." "Red one..." "The green one is a poison potion" "Poison potion?" "." "You forgot that I am color-blind?" "." "I told you the red one!" "." "Sister!" "." "Sister!" "." "Sister..." "You killed my sister..." "I'm going to get you!" "." "My sister was brave than I am" "She can write, read, and counting 1 to 1 0" "She even won a paper-cut fine art bronze prize" "Give me back my sister" "Starting tomorrow, I'll try to be a happy person" "Feeding horses, picking up firewood, lots of traveling" "Tomorrow, foods will be my only concerned" "A big house, with open ocean views" "Lots of views, views...and views!" "." "I've finally achieved the Marvelous Kung-Fu ability" "The world is mine" "My legs, my super jet legs..." "Who is it!" "." "Wow... hahaha... is my baby awake?" "." "Where am I?" "." "You'll be in my stomach soon!" "." "Do you like it steam, pan-fry or sashimi?" "." "I haven't have a shower for long time" "Then I'll skin you first and cook" "No good... no good..." "What kind of Kung-Fu is that?" "." "That's not Kung-Fun" "That was a strong internal force I've never seen" "A strong internal force?" "." "Breath in, out, breath in" "It must be him?" "." "Who is he?" "." "An old man, I don't know his name" "He gave me a book" "What book?" "." "Something like 99 and?" "." "The Nine Yin Manual!" "." "That's right..." "Hey you, I'll not fight you!" "." "Stop bothering me" "You asked to be here!" "." "I want to fight!" "." "I told you, it is not possible!" "." "That's right!" "." "We are unseparable" "You and I are made for each other" "I wish we both die in the same day" "Let's do it now I'll be back!" "." "All this years, I've looking for a chance, a chance to fight him" "And now, I found his Chi in you" "I'll now give you my Chi" "Our Chi will fight inside you" "Soon or later will find out who's the best after all" "I couldn't able to sleep well all this years because of him" "Not able to take shower" "I want my years back, I want my everything back" "All comes back to me!" "." "Everything!" "." "Hey, are you ok?" ".!" "." "I feet so tired..." "That's it..." "Now, all your Chi are gone..." "Why?" "." "All your Kung-Fu abilities are gone now!" "." "As you can see... both Chi are fighting inside of you disorderly" "And is the way it should be You win, ya!" "." "But now!" "." "Look at you!" "." "You lose, no!" "." "I feel powerless" "Still want to learn Kung-Fu?" "." "Who doesn't?" "." "I'll use my Kung-Fu to help people" "Up there in the house, have all my lifetime Kung-Fu studies" "Have any interest?" "." "Why do you want to teach?" "." "I'm just asking you have any interest or not" "It doesn't means that I will teach you" "It's my best pieces, but no one care" "It makes me feel so lost, so lonely..." "I create this myself and is very powerful" "How come I can't understand a shit?" "." "You'll go crazy and out of control for over practice Kung-fu" "My marvelous Kung-Fu will help you" "Will help you to gain power" "The power to where you've never achieve" "I'd like the one with lots of pictures" "Picture will help me to remember, without it will turn me into sleeping beauty" "Do you see there is a switch?" "." "Switch is for those who try to steal my Kung-Fu skills" "A special made trap" "Never ever touch it!" "." "It will blow up!" "." "Too late now..." "My God!" "." "My marvelous Kung-Fu books is gone!" "." "It's all gone, you piece of shit, fuck off now" "I don't wanna see u again..." "Lady Jade Dragon..." "Lady dragon" "Another one!" "." "This way, please!" "." "This way" "This place is taken by the imperial" "Leave now!" "." "What happened?" "." "Go!" "." "Go away now!" "." "Go go go," "What the hell are you doing?" "." "Hurry up" "Out!" "." "Get out!" "." "And you too" "Get out!" "." "Get out" "Everyday is not Sunday, I'm too old now..." "I'm already castrated, still can't find Pandora's book" "To learn what's inside the Pandora's book, you need to castrate first..." "First one who castrate, who win" "God bless you!" "." "My dear God, I'm Unbeatable" "Please God, help me find the Pandora's book" "This place is taken by the imperial, clean up now" "Out now" "Or you will be punish" "Waiter" "Yes..." "I need a room" "Yes, this way please..." "Manager..." "What the hell!" "." "Get me some food..." "It's on the way!" "." "This is best whisky I had for 70 years" "Only for the VIP" "Cheers, everyone, especially to our leader!" "." "Hey boos, cheers" "Manager, thank you for everything today, cheers!" "." "Come on, bottom up!" "." "Come on, bottom up!" "." "Cheers..." "More" "Nice, very nice whisky!" "." "Shit!" ". spill out" "Anyone home?" "." "May I help you?" "." "Do you have any room?" "." "Sorry, no vacancy!" "." "Waiter!" "." "I need an incense repellent..." "Ok" "Lady Moon!" "." "I'm little cobbler" "Wow, it's you, why are you here?" "." "I'm here for the Kung-Fu tournament, and you?" "." "Here is your shoe!" "." "You must be kidding, came all the way here just to return my shoes?" "." "Try it on, I'll size it for you if it needs to!" "." "You're amazing, what a business man you are!" "." "Are you sure is him?" "." "1 00% sure" "My God, this man is incredible" "He fell in a bottomless chasm!" "." "Making a meal yourself?" "." "You must be kidding?" "." "It's for my own sake, it's jungle out here" "It's easy to be poisoned by others, especially on the food..." "You're remarkable!" "." "You're my man!" "." "This is nothing, it's just an experiences..." "What do you rank yourself in the world?" "." "Do you believe me if I say I rank myself number one?" "." "You don't believe me?" "." "I do believe you..." "You still don't believe me?" "." "Watch this oil lantern" "Off..." "Again!" "." "Off..." "Again!" "." "Off...off...off... off... off..." "Off" "Wow!" "." "My god..." "This is "Sword Chi"" "You are number one..." "You haven't see the best yet, my dear..." "Remarkable" "Your parents must be so proud of you, being so remarkable..." "They don't give a damn about me" "They make me to married someone who doesn't love me" "Are you married?" "." "Nope, almost though" "It was so close, I almost got married!" "." "Damn it..." "you must be a run away bride?" "." "So what?" "." "Why are you so worried then?" "." "Oh!" "." "No no no, do you know something?" "." "In my hometown" "A run a way bride will be punish" "Put into a pig basket and drown to death" "Are you cursing me?" "." "Come on, you don't have an adulterer" "How's my cooking?" "." "Nothing special!" "." "Eat more..." "Whoever married you, will be a luckiest man on earth" "Best in Kung-Fu, Also a good cook!" "." "So what, my life was well planned without worried" "Every since the day I was born" "No one asked what I really want" "And no one care what I really like" "To them, I'm just a doll" "But it's all past!" "." "I'll now live the way I want it to!" "." "Any plans now?" "." "My plan is to be a number one Kung-Fu chief master" "Well..." "Do you still want to be in this mess up world?" "." "Have you ever heard a bird call Phoenix..." "Live and burn till death" "I feel myself strongly like it!" "." "Forget it..." "let's drink up, drink" "I feel so dizzy..." "Me too..." "My face is hot..." "I never have this feeling before" "My heart is burring" "I'm sorry!" "." "Sorry for what?" "." "I've lead you into this mess, It's all my fault!" "." "You wouldn't be here and being tight up for my shoes..." "It has nothing to do with you..." "I want to be here myself!" "." "You don't have to feel sorry..." "No need to comfort me!" "." "I'm telling you the truth, I'm so much like you" "My life, was so dulled" "And ordinary until I read comic books" "It gives me a life, a fantasy dream world fill with life!" "." "I was nothing, till I met you!" "." "I could have an easy life till I met you!" "." "Ever regret it?" "." "A little bit!" "." "Because I've not yet see a real fight" "All I've see is all bulled..." "and nothing but bluffing!" "." "I'd love to see it once for my life!" "." "What life?" "." "Your life belongs to me now!" "." "I'm going to make you both suffer!" "." "This is my special potion" "It's call niter nine nine nine" "After you take it, your internal force will go ups to 999 times more stronger" "And will blow up your Dan-tian" "Then your body will blow into pieces!" "." "This is not a medicine, it's Voodoo" "This Voodoo" "Will blow your love and filial into million pieces" "And then blow your brain" "So I can eat your brain with soy sauce!" "." "Show me what you got..." "This is impossible!" "." "Why are you still alive?" "." "Something is wrong!" "." "Something is so wrong!" "." "You dumb ass!" "." "I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu," "I'm a normal person who doesn't know any Kung-Fu, this won't work on me!" "." "You know nothing?" "." "How did you kill Tian Pa-Kwan?" "." "Tian Pa-Kwan?" "." "Yes, Tian Pa-Kwan" "Oh..." "He fell on my sword and killed himself" "What about Red peacock?" "." "She fell on your sword, too?" "." "Who is Red peacock?" "." "How many have you killed?" "." "You freak" "You don't even know the names you have killed!" "." "I'll be so dead!" "." "If master finds out how his sister was killed!" "." "Let me give you a double-fold eyelid" "I'm already double-fold eyelid" "Why not give me a bigger eye corners, and a few make-ups" "Do you like a botulinus also..." "Are you kidding me?" "." "That's going to make my face so stiff" "But I had it two weeks ago already" "Do you massage your cheek a lot?" "." "Do you do facial mask?" "." "Yes, an aloe mask only" "You so outdated, I use Volcanic mud nowadays" "You can use it for facial, with shower, and it can slim your body too" "But we had practice in high-tempure Yoga already" "You can use hula hoop, or Aerobic dancing" "Come on" "Don't you try to bluff me" "Let me tell you something... my man, was killed by your man!" "." "And now" "I want you to feel my pain..." "So painful... so hurt..." "I'm the one you want!" "." "Come and get me... now!" "." "Hey little monk!" "." "I'm on my way to the tournament" "And looking for a place to sleep" "And here you are!" "." "Wow... such a strong Chi!" "." "Awesome!" "." "Thanks to your book!" "." "It gave me a great power, in only a few days!" "." "My book?" "." "That's right!" "." "A book you trashed... the boat" "Oh!" "." "A book with no pictures at all" "Correct!" "." "Can I have it back?" "." "I want it back and practice it myself!" "." "Can I have it for few more days!" "." "Just few more days... bye now..." "Hey little monk!" "." "Just for few more days, ok?" "." "Sure... after 1 1 000 days!" "." "And that's about... 30 years" "Oh!" "." "Yea" "Are you going to the tournament, too?" "." "Yes!" "." "You not going?" "." "I was thinking, just now" "After I ran away before my marriage" "My parents must be in deep trouble" "I feel so disgrace for myself!" "." "I'm on your side, fully supporting you!" "." "If any of your shoe needs repair, remember to come to me!" "." "Free for life time!" "." "Hello!" "." "Looking for a knife?" "." "This is a great knife!" "." "Look at here..." "I have all kind the knife..." "Nice sword!" "." "It's taken..." "Name your price!" "." "20 silvers..." "Come on... make it 1 5... 30 silvers!" "." "Boss, we're losing money... 40!" ". 50 silvers!" "." "Deal!" "." "Money..." "Get lost!" "." "Go away!" "." "This is my sword!" "." "Yours?" "." "To use in the kitchen!" "." "Who are you belonging to?" "." "Department of sixth door!" "." "Get them all!" "." "What a bunch of fools?" "." "Lady Moon..." "I'm sorry!" "." "Litthe cobbler..." "Is this the way how you get girls?" "." "Lady Moon..." "You must feel strange..." "why I bring you here for?" "." "Why?" "." "I've something to show you, do you want to see?" "." "Yes, I do!" "." "It's lady Moon... how could this happen?" "." "Mission accomplished, can I have a remedy now?" "." "Here!" "." "You... big liar..." "I'm not a liar, I'm just trying to protect myself!" "." "What's wrong?" "." "I thought things are going fine on you both?" "." "You're not hurt?" "." "Didn't I just break your neck?" "." "Don't you worry a bit, I've a super soft neck so I can peep into someones book" "Look!" "." "Can you please not kill me?" "." "I'll let you go and free you today" "But you'd be punish this time" "Hello boss!" "." "Feeling better now?" "." "Remember one thing!" "." "This is first time my boss have foot massage" "Make sure you do it right" "Harder!" "." "Come here!" "." "Get up!" "." "Show some respect!" "." "First time here?" "." "Get down..." "Hey you... show me your face..." "Hey... boss..." "look!" "." "Look whos here now..." "What the hell?" "." "Look who's there..." "Please..." "Harder..." "Boss..." "Hawk spreads the wings" "Hey, brother...brother..." "What the hell are you doing?" "." "Watch it..." "Don't worry, it's chained!" "." "This is too much!" "." "Could you please..." "Hey... don't misunderstood us..." "Mr." "This is why we call foot massage..." "It hurts in the beginning,..." "but very comfortable later on" "No, Mr. I'm just a shoemaker" "This is too much for me, I can't handle it..." "Listen... did you hear that?" "." "Hear what?" "." "Have you all heard what he said?" "." "Such a strengthful person, and so easy to be with, want to learn!" "." "Yes... yes we all do" "No more... you sure?" "." "No more, we're all in the same boat!" "." "You know" "Let's all be a friends, Mr." "Yes, be friends" "Yes, friends..." "Let's all be friends, solid friends..." "I have Little cobbler" "You can save him if you join the tournament" "Or else he will be dead" "Your Majesty, if you can present at the tournament and to award prizes" "An empress will fell emotional!" "." "We all know how stubborn empress is" "She'll never say sorry unless is a flawless excuse she can use" "Ok... on the final day" "I'll be there after my worship and sacrifice to gods in mountain Tai" "Long life your Majesty!" "." "This is so impudent!" "." "After only a short period of peace time" "Another war is on its way" "Please consider!" "." "General Lei, or I should call you Major General Wu" "Who gave you all this?" "." "Do yo still remember that night before the battle when General Lai die in a whore house?" "." "I let you used his name to stable the troops" "You have been in a General for many years" "Don't you like your richness?" "." "I didn't do it for my own sake, I did it for the country" "I'll now, withdraw from the troops" "Don't you think its too late now?" "." "Don't you forget something!" "." "I've your son!" "." "Hurry up..." "Brothers, after this jailbreak" "I'll be going back home, and never show up again!" "." "Ladies and gentlemen, all my Kung-Fu allies" "We are now use satellite" "Sorry!" "." "Satellite won't be invented for another 500 years" "The Kung-Fu tournament is proceeding as planned" "And it's a live show" "Her name is Lady Moon" "And her contestant is from Shanxi" "He is using a King spear bun" "King spear gun, a special sponsor by Kings hand cream..." "Accident happened again" "What a pity, such a big mistake, totally failure..." "Man!" "." "He is no mercy!" "." "He knows where and how to hurt a woman, big time" "An unidentified flying object" "He steps on a banana peel" "It's over, this game is over..." "Send my words... arrest Little cobbler, rewards will be giving" "Live or death!" "." "We must have him before General Lei!" "." "Yes!" "." "This contestant is a tailor" "And he is from Tongzhou District" "His name is Dongfon, his weapon is a needle" "A needle!" "." "Female contestant is so lost now!" "." "She is trap!" "." "He is got her now" "She is in trouble..." "Damn, she is free now!" "." "He continuously using his needles" "Finally, she blocked his attack" "What an equal match, totally amazing" "He jump!" "." "So high and so powerful!" "." "It so powerful!" "." "Oh my god, my god" "Wow, he is hit..." "He is so mad, he's now using Power-sucking punch" "This Power-sucking punch is very evil" "It will lower your immunity, and collapse you" "If you get osteoporosis or have a born disease" "This bitch ass brand calcium tablet will help you..." "Big foot!" "." "Wow!" "." "A Big foot!" "." "Such a big foot" "I've seen this in an Olympic before!" "." "Super six foot massage" "Will bright your life and eased your pain" "Take a look" "So stylish!" "." "Lonesome?" "." "It's my name!" "." "What?" "." "Your name is Longsome?" "." "Yes... my ancestors was an imperial!" "." "They gave me a big inheritance, which is my name!" "." "It's also my only..." "Boss..." "Listen to me..." "I want you, to carry on" "Carry on my name!" "." "You must promise me!" "." "I do!" "." "I promise you!" "." "From now on, my name is Lonesome!" "." "May the force be with you!" "." "The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 1 2,000 silver" "Under there is a torpedo!" "." "I'll go detonate it, leave now!" "." "Hurry!" "." "No!" "." "I won't leave you alone" "Here, let me carry you, come on" "Mr..." "Mr..." "Hello... are you ok?" "." "Remember one thing, impudent won't do you any good..." "Brother... brother..." "General" "How old is the fugitive?" "." "He is 20 something, and he is a shoemaker!" "." "What's his name?" "." "Wu Dee!" "." "Today is the final and we have two contestants left" "A lady Moon from Mountain Hwa" "And another contestant Young Go, he is from ministry of Justice" "They both will fight for a champion today!" "." "We have a big surprise for you all" "Emperor is here today, to cheer for both contestants" "And also will award prizes to the champion" "Let the match begin" "A flash went through both contestants" "Remind their parents, ancestors, and more" "Now" "Both contestants are ready to rumble" "They can't wait to start the fight" "You can tell their muscle are to tense" "Oh my god, male contestant throw in the white handkerchief" "He gave up, he gave up the fight" "The champion will goes to, Lady Moon!" "." "Your Majesty, my name is Moon" "Enough!" "." "Should you come home with me now?" "." "Protect Emperor!" "." "Guards!" "." "Your Majesty, stop the bleeding first..." "Stop it!" "." "Empress is sick, she was cursed" "That's why she attacked Emperor" "Your Majesty..." "it's him who try to kill you..." "It was a set up, he impute Empress, make seems like Empress did" "You've promised, not to kill my son" "Look at you, what have you done now?" "." "What the... what's going on?" "." "Your Majesty, I'm making a history, a brand new history" "I'll be a first eunuch Emperor" "You are sick, how dare you to defied the Emperor!" "." "I made you a Kung-Fu master" "This is how you treated me, treat me like a dog" "I'm gonna punish you today..." "Stop it!" "." "Little Cobbler" "Why are you here?" "." "I was invited by you!" "." "Leave now... go!" "." "You bunch of pigs!" "." "Pick someone your own size!" "." "Sure...!" "." "Little Cobbler!" "." "I just couldn't understand..." "This chair" "So many people die to sit on this chair" "I want to know" "How did you make them to go against me?" "." "I've their weakness" "Gambleholics, sexholics, I've their weakness" "Damn you!" "." "Lucky I have no weakness!" "." "Why are you still alive?" "." "Didn't I kill you?" "." "Thank you so much for the punch you've gave me" "Punched on my Dantian, and gave me some power of it" "A special portion we've made for hundred years" "After you take it, your internal force will go ups to 999 times more stronger" "And will blow up your Dan-tian" "Then your body will blow into pieces!" "." "My marvelous Kung-Fu, will help you" "To gain powerless power" "The power to where you've never achieve" "How dare you to defy the Emperor, trying to take over his place!" "." "I'll let you die peacefully" "If you give up now" "Peacefully?" "." "I have had a miserable life now and before, my life isn't peaceful anymore" "What is that..." "Cosmo swordsmanship!" "." "Marvelous Kung-Fu!" "." "Give me more" "Piece of garbage, useless you!" "." "You are one in the million..." "This is my whole life" "I'd love to have someone to carry on..." "It looks so amateur, Are you sure is good?" "." "Long life Emperor, My name is Unbeatable" "Please God, help me find the Pandora's book" "Pandora's book!" "." "It's truth!" "." "You need to castrade first To learn inside the Pandora's book" "You didn't castrade!" "." "But I still can learn it!" "." "Oh!" "." "My god..." "Little Cubbler, I'd like to reward you" "Tell you what you want?" "." "Your Majesty..." "Lady Moon doesn't wanna get married yet" "Can you set her free!" "." "She doesn't wanna be a puppet anymore" "Because she never..." "Enough!" "." "It's none of your business, ok?" "." "You just go fix your shoes..." "Here in the dark, among the road" "Could I walk with you, before you go" "Here on the road, among the darkness" "I worried for you, to walk alone" "And I believe so, I'm not tender enough" "Cannot share, your sadness though" "If this is so, show me what I really need to know" "Or I will keep your sorrow, and never let go" "I lay the sadness, inside of my heart" "You take the beauties, into your heart" "Hereafter" "I have no reason, to gained my happiness" "I lay the sadness, inside of my heart" "You take the beauties, into your heart" "I believe I could waiting for my love to wake up" "Can you please do, show me your heart" "Have you ever heard a bird called phoenix?" "." "It lives and burn till death" "I feel myself strongly like that bird!" "." "Can this scar fixable?" "." "Little Cobbler!" "." "Why did you come back?" "." "You hurt my feet, I need to get even with you" "Don't you worry!" "." "I'll fully responsible for it!" "." "Is Emperor here now?" "." "Nope..." "Don't tell me you ran away again?" "." "I'm not gonna tell you..." "Do you... really like him?" "." "Willing to sacrifice everything for him?" "." "Why is so good to you?" "." "He knows how to fix shoes, do you?" "." "You may go now!" "." "Go!" "." "Take care!" "." "Are you gonna leave again?" "." "Only if you do good..." "Didn't you tell me you are a phoenix with no feet last time?" "." "Look!" "." "If you didn't come back" "I'll wait till it comes out and live with..." "Since I am back now, let's cook it!" "." "Not even!" "." "But I am hungry" "We can have scramble egg, steam egg, and more!" "." "You so cruel!" "." "I don't care!" "." "You can only pick one!" "." "Compare you and egg?" "." "Yes, I love comparison" "Oh well..." "I'll pick the egg" "You better not!" "." "I'll not pick you" "Better not!" "." "Only egg..." "Wait..." "Years later, people call him The Sword God" "And he changed his name to Lonesome as he promised" "At last, we all know better what his first name is!" "."