"greetings from roNy 300MBUNiTED" "[LIVELY SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]" "[CAWING]" "[DOG GROWLS]" "[BARKING]" "[CROWD CHATTERING]" "And so he says to me that...." "[MUSIC AND CHATTERING STOP]" "RED:" "My name is Red Doc." "And I can whip any man in the house and ride any filly in the place." "Give me a fresh bottle, the good stuff." "And don't keep a tip." "I don't like you." "Big boy, I'm Madame Lorraine." "I'm ready to see you got the goods, but it'll cost you." "Heh." "On horseback, hanging from a chandelier." "You name it." "Hope your aim improves." "You think I'm too drunk, don't you, honey?" "Come over here and sit by me." "I'll show you what I can do." "Let's make you comfy first." "[LAUGHTER AND GUNFIRE]" "Get rid of him and make sure no one sees you." "Like always, boss." "I know who you are." "You're that Jonah Hex." "Congratulations." "I could shoot six bottles off a fence and not miss a one." "Who gives a damn?" "I could take you." "[GULPS]" "[GASPS THEN GRUNTS]" "HEX:" "Seen him?" "Can't say that I have." "You sure?" "[RATTLING]" "Uh-huh." "Put a drink on the bar and go away." "I've seen him." "Talk." "I'll help you." "Will you help me?" "What kind of help?" "Enough money to leave town." "Got me a little paper route." "Madame Lorraine." "She picks the well-heeled ones." "They go upstairs, they ain't never seen again." "Take your reward." "Hey, lardass, set up the house." "[CROWD CHATTERING]" "[LIVELY SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]" "Hey, cowboy." "How would you like to trade that drink for some real firewater upstairs?" "You asking because I'm so handsome?" "Because I think you can afford a good time." "[WOMAN SQUEALING]" "How about we both get comfortable?" "I'm looking for a dead man named Red." "Heh." "A dead man." "Now, why would I know anything about a dead man?" "[LORRAINE GRUNTING THEN GUNSHOTS]" "You wouldn't hit a lady." "You ain't no lady." "[DOOR CREAKS]" "[GRUNTING]" "[GUNSHOT]" "[GROANING]" "[YELPS]" "[SCREAMS]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[GUNSHOT]" "[CROWD SCREAMING]" "[BARTENDER GRUNTING]" "Drinks are on the house." "[CROWD CLAMORING]" "WOMAN:" "I want a double." "Give me the good stuff." "[LORRAINE GROANS]" "You hit me." "Hard as I could." "Only gonna ask this once." "Where's Red?" "[SCOFFS]" "He's gonna be a little ripe." "[LORRAINE GRUNTING]" "[GRUNTS]" "[GASPS]" "[LORRAINE GRUNTS]" "Well, now, you've had you a right smart business, ain't you?" "[FLIES BUZZING]" "[LORRAINE GRUNTING]" "LORRAINE:" "Wait." "We could be partners." "I don't mind splitting the take." "Don't turn me in." "I don't wanna go to jail." "Wouldn't think of it." "You can't leave me here alone." "You ain't alone." "You got plenty of company." "And you know everybody there." "[GASPS]" "[WHIMPERING]"