"Miller:" "I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING." "AND TONIGHT, I'M PRETTY DAMN POSITIVE" "SOMEONE'S GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "TONIGHT ON "BULLY BEATDOWN"..." "MEET JORDAN." "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "HE'S A FOOTBALL-PLAYING SON A COP " "CALLS HIMSELF "THE BOAR."" "Jordan:" "THE BOAR IS GONNA BE UNLEASHED!" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "HE'S MADE HIGH SCHOOL MISERABLE" "FOR TWINS AUSTIN AND MICAH." "Austin:" "HE REALLY DOESN'T RESPECT US AT ALL." "Miller:" "WELL, THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN," "AND HIS NAME IS JOE "DIESEL" RIGGS." "LET'S START THE FIGHT!" "IT'S TIME FOR AN OLD-FASHIONED PIG HUNT..." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] ..."BULLY BEATDOWN" STYLE." "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" "!" "YEE-HAW!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "TONIGHT'S BULLY IS THE REASON" "THAT HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS FOR SO MANY PEOPLE." "ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, HE CALLS HIMSELF THE BOAR." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "YEAH, WE THINK HE'S PRETTY BORING THE REST OF THE TIME." "HE'S BEEN PICKING ON TWINS AUSTIN AND MICAH" "SINCE HIGH SCHOOL." "THEY SENT ME A TAPE." "WATCH." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "Micah:" "HEY, MAYHEM." "I'M MICAH." "Austin:" "AND I'M AUSTIN, AND WE GOT A BULLY PROBLEM." "Micah:" "A BIG BULLY PROBLEM." "Austin:" "HIS NAME IS JORDAN, AND HE REALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US." "HE REALLY DOESN'T RESPECT US AT ALL." "Micah:" "THIS IS WHERE WE GO TO SCHOOL." "UNFORTUNATELY, HE'S HERE, TOO." "WE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM THIS KID." "Austin:" "JORDAN MAKES FUN OF ME" "BECAUSE HE THINKS ONLY WOMEN SHOULD BE NURSES," "BUT I LIKE IT 'CAUSE I GET TO HELP PEOPLE" "AND I GET TO BANK THAT BANK." "ANYTIME JORDAN SEES ME AROUND CAMPUS, HE JUST SLAMS INTO ME." "ABOUT A YEAR AGO," "HE ENDED UP PUSHING ME INTO A VOLLEYBALL POLE" "AND BREAKING MY COLLARBONE." "I WAS PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER," "AND THE BALL ROLLED PAST THE POLE." "SO I GO TO PICK IT UP," "AND HE COMES BEHIND ME AND PUSHES ME RIGHT INTO THE POLE." "AND I HIT MY COLLARBONE AND END UP BREAKING IT" "AND ENDING MY HIGH-SCHOOL CAREER." "Micah:" "ALL RIGHT, MAYHEM, SO, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED." "I TURNED THE CORNER." "I SEE HIM PISSING IN MY LOCKER." "HE GETS IT ALL OVER MY CLOTHES, ALL OVER MY SHOES, EVERYTHING." "THAT'S NOT EVEN CLEVER." "THAT'S JUST LAME." "PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT ME." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS JUST HUMILIATING." "Austin:" "WE DON'T STAND UP TO JORDAN" "BECAUSE HE PICKS ON US ONE AT A TIME." "AND IF WE WERE TO STAND UP TO HIM," "HE'D JUST GO TO HIS DAD..." "WHO IS A COP." "Micah:" "IT'S SORT OF LIKE A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD." "Both:" "MAYHEM, PLEASE GIVE US YOUR HELP." "MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A PIG." "Miller:" "AW!" "[ AUDIENCE AWs ]" "OH, HE'S A DOUBLE [BLEEP]" "THIS HERE IS AUSTIN AND MICAH." "THEY SENT ME THE TAPE." "TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY." "Micah:" "THIS DUDE JUST THINKS HE'S INVISIBLE." "HE HIDES BEHIND HIS DAD." "HIS DAD'S A COP." "I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM HIM." "HE GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING HE DOES." "Miller:" "I KNOW." "IT'S TERRIBLE." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "I MEAN, WHY IS HE PICKING ON YOU?" "Austin:" "MAYHEM, I WANT TO BECOME A NURSE," "AND HE'S CONSTANTLY HARASSED ME FOR THIS." "IT'S A RESPECTED PROFESSION, DON'T YOU AGREE?" "Miller:" "YEAH, OF COURSE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WELL, LOOK, AFTER TONIGHT, HE'S GONNA NEED A NURSE!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "JORDAN SEEMS LIKE ONE ANGRY HIGH-SCHOOLER," "BUT I CAN'T JUST TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT." "I CAUGHT HIM IN BETWEEN TIRADES." "CHECK IT OUT." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "Jordan:" "SEE THIS?" "THIS IS MY CITY, MY TOWN!" "I RUN IT!" "MY DAD, HE'S A COP IN THIS TOWN." "AUSTIN AND MICAH, THEY PLAY VOLLEYBALL." "THAT'S SUCH A [BLEEP] SPORT." "ME, I PLAY FOOTBALL." "THAT'S A MAN SPORT." "AAAAH!" "WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND, YOU BETTER START RUNNING." "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE BOAR." "I WILL PLOW THROUGH PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIZE." "I DON'T CARE HOW BIG OR STRONG YOU ARE." "I'M GONNA [BLEEP] YOU UP." "MY DAD, HE'S A COP," "AND HE PATROLS THE STREETS FOR HARDENED CRIMINALS." "I PATROL THE STREETS FOR LOSERS AND WIMPS LIKE AUSTIN AND MICAH." "IF I TOLD MY DAD I WANTED TO BE A MALE NURSE," "HE WOULD BE SHAMED." "THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY." "THERE'S TOO MANY WIMPS, AND THERE'S TOO MANY LOSERS." "AAAAH!" "MY DAD'S A COP." "I CAN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER I WANT." "AAAAH!" "THAT MAKES ME TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN." "[ AUDIENCE BOOING ]" "Miller: [ LAUGHS ]" "I WONDER WHAT HIS DAD DOES." "DO YOU THINK HE MIGHT BE A COP?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WELL, IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A COP TO HELP HIM" "WHEN HE FACES MY FIGHTER." "WE'LL MEET HIM NEXT." "COMING UP..." "JORDAN CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SQUEAL LIKE A PIG." "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "WOW, THAT'S QUITE BOARLIKE." "DON'T WORRY." "WE'LL TEACH HIM." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WHEEEEEEEEE!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "KNOCK-KNOCK." "WHO'S THERE?" ""BULLY BEATDOWN"!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "I'M ABOUT TO TAKE AUSTIN AND MICAH BACK" "TO MEET THEIR FIGHTER." "BUT FIRST, I MET UP WITH JORDAN" "TO MAKE SURE HE KNEW HIS DADDY WOULDN'T BE IN THE CAGE WITH HIM" "AND TO GIVE HIM ONE LAST CHANCE TO BACK OUT." "TAKE A LOOK." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "JORDAN!" "TELL ME ABOUT AUSTIN AND MICAH." "Jordan:" "THEY'RE WORTHLESS." "THEY'RE LITTLE BITCHES, DON'T STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES," "THEY'RE A WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE, AND THEY'RE TWINS." "Miller:" "THEY'RE TWINS?" "Jordan:" "TWIN BITCHES." "Miller:" "SO THEY'RE TWITCHES?" "Jordan:" "NO, THEY'RE TWIN BITCHES." "Miller:" "YEAH, I KNOW." "THAT'S WHAT I DID " "TWIN BITCHES " " TWITCHES." "GET IT?" "Jordan:" "NO." "Miller:" "AH." "SO, WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO?" "Jordan:" "HE'S A COP." "Miller:" "AND YOU SAY YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IN..." "Jordan:" "I CAN DO ANYTHING, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME." "Miller:" "COULD YOU COMMIT CHECK FRAUD?" "Jordan:" "UH, NO " " ER, YES." "Miller:" "GRAND LARCENY?" "Jordan:" "OH, YEAH." "Miller:" "CRIMES AGAINST NATURE?" "Jordan:" "OF COURSE." "Miller:" "WHA" " REALLY?" "Jordan:" "YEAH." "Miller:" "YOUR NICKNAME IS THE BOAR." "WHY DO THEY CALL YOU THE BOAR?" "Jordan: 'CAUSE I'M AN ANIMAL." "I'M A BEAST." "I RUN PEOPLE OVER TO GET WHAT I WANT." "Miller:" "SO, YOU'RE THE BOAR." "WHAT'S A BOAR SOUND LIKE?" "Jordan:" "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT?" "Miller:" "I THINK I DO." "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "DO YOU WANT MORE?" "Miller:" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "GO CRAZY." "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "Miller:" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "A BOAR SQUEAL SOUNDS LIKE THIS." "WHEEEEEEEEE!" "WHEEEEEEEEE!" "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "WHEEEEEEEEE!" "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "Miller:" "WOW, THAT'S QUITE BOARLIKE." "ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU'RE NOT SCARED." "THE BOAR IS NOT SCARED." "UH, I GUESS I WILL SEE YOU IN THE CAGE." "Jordan:" "ALL RIGHT." "¶ RESPECT ¶" "All: [ Chanting ] SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" "Miller:" "WHILE JORDAN PRACTICES HIS ANIMAL SOUNDS," "I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE AUSTIN AND MICAH TO THEIR FIGHTER." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "SO, YOUR BULLY, JORDAN, MIGHT THINK THAT HE RUNS HIS HOMETOWN." "BUT LET ME INTRODUCE YOU" "TO THE GUY THAT'S GONNA RUN HIM ALL OVER MY CAGE." "Riggs:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "THIS IS JOE "DIESEL" RIGGS." "A PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER FOR ALMOST A DECADE," "JOE HAS AMASSED A STAGGERING 32 WINS IN THE CAGE." "HE'S COMPETED IN FOUR DIFFERENT WEIGHT CLASSES" "AND HELD CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS IN THREE OF THEM." "Riggs:" "HEY, JORDAN, YOUR DADDY AIN'T HERE TO SAVE YOU ANYMORE." "Miller:" "HEY, HEY!" "Riggs:" "WHAT'S UP, GUYS?" "WHAT'S UP, MAYHEM?" "HOW YOU DOING?" "Austin:" "NICE TO MEET YOU." "Miller:" "I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS GET ACQUAINTED." "I'M GONNA GO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR BULLY" "DID NOT GET HIS DADDY TO PICK HIM UP." "Riggs:" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON." "Austin:" "WE LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN." "HIS DAD'S A COP." "SO HE HIDES BEHIND HIM." "Riggs:" "REALLY?" "Austin:" "YEAH." "Riggs:" "WHAT KIND OF THINGS DOES HE DO TO YOU?" "Austin:" "FOR ONE, HE BUSTED MY COLLARBONE." "Riggs:" "REALLY?" "Austin:" "YEAH." "Micah:" "MY NURSING PROFESSION -- COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL TO IT." "Riggs:" "IN HIGH SCHOOL," "I USED TO PICK ON GUYS THAT PICKED ON GUYS," "SO I'M USED TO IT." "I'M GONNA KICK HIS HEAD OFF." "Austin:" "THANKS, MAN." "I APPRECIATE IT." "Riggs:" "NO PROBLEM." "Williams:" "THAT'S PRETTY GOOD." "Miller:" "THE BOAR." "YOU'RE STILL HERE." "YOU READY TO CALL OUT THE BOAR'S CRY?" "Jordan:" "OH, YEAH." "Miller:" "WHAT'S IT GONNA SOUND LIKE?" "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "NO, IT'S WHEEEEEEEEE!" "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "WHEEEEEEEEE!" "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "Miller:" "ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS, RIGHT?" "Jordan:" "OH, YEAH." "Miller:" "YOU'RE NOT WORRIED?" "Jordan:" "NO." "Miller:" "ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BACK OUT," "LET'S SEE HOW THESE GUYS STACK UP." "Riggs:" "AAAAH!" "Jordan:" "AAAH!" "Miller:" "TONIGHT'S MATCH-UP -- WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "WHY WASTE TIME?" "IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A DIESEL TRUCK RUN OVER LIVESTOCK," "THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS FIGHT IS GOING TO GO." "ADVANTAGE " " RIGGS!" "Riggs:" "AAAAH!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "Miller:" "YEE-HAW!" "ARE YOU READY FOR OUR BEATDOWN?" "!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "LET'S BRING OUT THE BULLY!" "[ AUDIENCE BOOING ]" "Williams:" "IF YOUR DAD'S THE TOWN SHERIFF, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!" "HE LIKES TO CALL HIMSELF THE BOAR," "BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" "IT'S JORDAN!" "[ AUDIENCE BOOING ]" "Jordan:" "AAAAH!" "[ BOOING CONTINUES ]" "Miller:" "THEY DON'T LIKE HIM." "[ BOOING CONTINUES ]" "Jordan:" "YOU MADE A MISTAKE!" "YOU MADE A MISTAKE CALLING ME OUT!" "LET'S GO!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "All: [ Chanting ] DADDY'S BOY!" "DADDY'S BOY!" "DADDY'S BOY!" "Miller:" "PLENTY OF TIME FOR FIGHTING..." "IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES." "NOW THAT WE'RE HERE, DO WE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ONE ANOTHER?" "Jordan:" "YOU GUYS MADE A MISTAKE CALLING ME OUT." "Austin:" "HEY, HEY, HEY!" "DADDY'S NOT HERE ANYMORE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "Miller:" "JORDAN." "LAST CHANCE." "GET OUT OF HERE, AND I WON'T AIR THE EPISODE." "NOT A CHANCE?" "Jordan:" "NO." "Miller:" "WELL..." "IF YOU'RE READY..." "LET'S BRING OUT THE FIGHTER!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "Williams:" "HIS OPPONENT IS A BOXER AND JUJITSU SPECIALIST," "STANDING 5'11", WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS," "LET'S HEAR IT FOR JOE "DIESEL" RIGGS!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Miller:" "JOE RIGGS IS IN THE HOUSE." "Miller:" "COMING UP..." "McCarthy:" "GET IT ON!" "Miller:" "ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD FOR HEADGEAR." "Miller:" "LET'S END THIS NOW!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "Miller: [ LAUGHS ]" "ALL RIGHT, JORDAN," "YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING THESE VOLLEYBALL-PLAYING TWINS," "AUSTIN AND MICAH, THROUGH THE RINGER." "JOE "DIESEL" RIGGS IS HERE TO SPIKE YOUR HEAD INTO THE MAT." "ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?" "YOU DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE." "I KNOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE." "SO LET'S START THE FIGHT!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "FOR ROUND 1, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE." "GRAPPLING ONLY -- NO STRIKES ALLOWED." "THE BULLY STARTS THE ROUND WITH $5,000" "BUT LOSES $1,000 TO HIS VICTIM" "FOR EVERY TIME HE'S FORCED TO TAP OUT." "A TAP-OUT HAPPENS WHEN A FIGHTER IS EITHER CAUGHT" "IN THE CHOKE..." "A LEG LOCK..." "OR AN ARM BAR..." "AND IS FORCED TO SUBMIT..." "OR FACE SERIOUS INJURY." "AND ALL THE MONEY THE BULLY LOSES..." "[ LAUGHS ] ...GOES TO AUSTIN AND MICAH." "BIG JOHN, THE CAGE IS YOURS." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "All: [ Chanting ] BEATDOWN!" "BEATDOWN!" "BEATDOWN!" "Miller:" "BEATDOWN!" "BEATDOWN!" "BEATDOWN!" "BEATDOWN!" "BEATDOWN!" "McCarthy:" "YOU READY?" "READY?" "GET IT ON!" "Miller:" "TAKE HIM DOWN -- BIG TAKEDOWN, BIG TAKEDOWN." "LET'S GO!" "OH!" "OH, NO!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "INTERESTING STRATEGY BY THE BULLY." "SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" "WHEEEEEEEEE!" "IT'S THE FRUIT-SALAD-IN-THE-FACE MANEUVER." "Man:" "TAP-OUT!" "TAP-OUT!" "TAP-OUT!" "TAP-OUT!" "McCarthy:" "LET GO OF THE CAGE." "Miller:" "OH, NO!" "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "OUCHY!" "OH, MAN, THE BULLY MIGHT GO TO SLEEP!" "[ LAUGHS ] TRIANGLE CHOKE!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH, NO!" "McCarthy:" "TAP!" "LET HIM GO." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "ONE TRIANGLE CHOKE!" "Micah:" "NUMBER ONE!" "Miller: $1,000." "McCarthy:" "ALL RIGHT, FIGHT!" "Miller:" "OH, HERE COMES THE SLAM." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "[ LAUGHS ]" "Micah:" "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" "Miller:" "HE'S STANDING THERE PERFECTLY STILL." "THAT'S A SIGN THAT HE'S CAUGHT." "[ LAUGHS ]" "McCarthy:" "TAP-OUT!" "Miller:" "THAT'S NUMBER TWO!" "2,000 BUCKS GOES TO AUSTIN AND MICAH!" "McCarthy:" "DOING ALL RIGHT?" "Micah:" "THREE MORE RIGHT HERE." "McCarthy:" "FIGHT!" "Micah:" "ALL FIVE TIMES." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "Miller:" "DUMP HIM." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "HE'S A TAKEDOWN MACHINE RIGHT NOW." "EW, HIS ARMS ARE RUBBERY." "CHOKE HIM!" "CHOKE HIM!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "McCarthy:" "NUMBER THREE!" "Miller:" "HOW MANY IS THAT?" "I KIND OF LOST COUNT." "Micah:" "TWO MORE!" "McCarthy:" "FIGHT!" "Miller:" "HE LOOKS PRETTY TIRED." "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "SNAP HIS HEAD DOWN!" "GET A GUILLOTINE ALL DAY!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "STANDING GUILLOTINE!" "OH!" "GUILLOTINE CHOKE!" "All: [ Chanting ] ONE MORE TIME!" "ONE MORE TIME!" "Micah:" "ONE MORE TIME!" "ONE MORE!" "ONE MORE!" "Miller:" "UNA MAS!" "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "TAKE HIM DOWN!" "[ LAUGHING ]" "McCarthy:" "TAP-OUT!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "Miller: $5,000 TO YOU GUYS." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ LAUGHS ] WHOA!" "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, BABY!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "YOU MIGHT OUGHT TO QUIT RIGHT NOW" "OR YOU MAY SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" "Riggs:" "HEY, JORDAN, HOW'S THAT BEATDOWN FEEL, BOY?" "Micah:" "YOU WANT TO FIGHT HIM?" "YOU WANT TO FIGHT HIM?" "Austin: 5 G's." "THAT'S 5 G's IN THE BANK." "I'LL TAKE 5 MORE." "ALL DAY!" "Miller: [ LAUGHS ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WELCOME BACK TO "BULLY BEATDOWN"" "WHERE WE JUST SAW OUR BULLY, JORDAN," "GET CHOKED WITH A TRIANGLE, A REAR NAKED CHOKE," "A REAR NAKED CHOKE, A GUILLOTINE," "AND ANOTHER REAR NAKED CHOKE." "OH, MY GOODNESS, THAT'S A LOT OF CHOKING!" "JOE RIGGS -- A CONSUMMATE PROFESSIONAL." "Riggs:" "I'LL TEACH YOUR DADDY HOW TO FIGHT WHEN I'M DONE!" "Jordan:" "BRING IT!" "Miller:" "JORDAN IS A CONSUMMATE DOUCHE." "THIS IS ROUND 2." "THAT MEANS KICK BOXING." "THE BULLY CAN EARN $5,000 IF HE STAYS IN THERE FOR 5 MINUTES." "HE PROBABLY WON'T." "IF JORDAN QUITS, GETS K.O.'d," "OR THE REF HAS TO STOP THE FIGHT, 5 GRAND GOES TO AUSTIN AND MICAH." "THIS SHOW'S GETTING A BIT TOO MEAN-SPIRITED." "NAH!" "McCarthy:" "READY?" "READY?" "GET IT ON!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "Micah:" "OH!" "Miller:" "CRACK HIM!" "CRACK HIM!" "CRACK HIM!" "THAT WAS TERRIBLE." "MAN, HE IS GETTING TAGGED WITH EVERY PUNCH." "Austin:" "OH!" "OH!" "Miller: [ LAUGHS ]" "Austin:" "HOLD ON, JORDAN, FIGHT!" "Miller: [ LAUGHS ]" "POUR IT ON HIM!" "POUR IT ON HIM!" "GET 'EM UP!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "Micah:" "WHY YOU RUNNING?" "STEP UP AND FACE HIM!" "McCarthy: 1..." "Austin:" "K.O.!" "McCarthy: 2..." "Both: 3...4...5... 6...7...8..." "Miller:" "THINK HE'S GONNA QUIT?" "Micah:" "OF COURSE HE'S GONNA QUIT." "McCarthy:" "FIGHT!" "Miller: [ LAUGHS ]" "HE'S GETTING ABUSED!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "MAYBE HE MIGHT MAKE IT." "EH..." "EH..." "MAYBE NOT!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "Austin:" "KNOCK HIM OUT!" "Miller:" "OH, NO, OH!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "McCarthy: 1... 2... 3... 4..." "Miller:" "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" "!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "McCarthy: 7...8..." "LOOK AT ME." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN?" "FIGHT!" "Micah:" "LET'S GO!" "KNOCK HIM OUT!" "Miller:" "POUR IT ON HIM!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "OH, NO!" "Austin:" "THIS COULD BE BAD RIGHT NOW." "Miller:" "OH, NO!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "McCarthy:" "SIT DOWN." "JUST SIT THERE UNTIL YOU CAN CATCH YOUR BREATH." "Miller:" "WHAT WE'VE SEEN HERE TODAY" "WAS NOTHING SHORT OF AN OLD-FASHIONED PIG ROAST." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WAY TO GO, JOE." "THE ONLY THING MISSING WAS AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!" "IN ROUND 1, I'M NOT SURE IF I WAS HEARING THE BOAR SQUEALS" "OR THE SCREAMS OF PAIN." "THE BOAR STOOD UP MANY TIMES..." "AND THEN FELL DOWN MANY TIMES." "JOE RIGGS IS A SERIOUS FIGHTER," "AND JORDAN STAYED IN THERE A LOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT HE WOULD." "WHEREVER HE IS, DADDY SHOULD BE PROUD." "WELL..." "YOU GOT CHOKED OUT FIVE TIMES IN THE FIRST ROUND," "AND..." "WELL, YOU LAID DOWN IN THE SECOND ROUND." "SO..." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ...ALL $10,000 GOES TO THE TWINS, AUSTIN AND MICAH." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "BESIDES THE MONEY," "YOU GUYS GOT TO WATCH YOUR BULLY FINALLY GET BULLIED." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "Micah:" "OH!" "THAT FIGHT WAS EPIC." "JORDAN WASN'T EVEN MOVING." "HE WAS GETTING MANHANDLED LIKE THE PIG HE IS." "TO WATCH HIM GET PUNK'D LIKE THAT," "I MEAN, IT PUTS HIM IN OUR SHOES." "Austin:" "HE'S NEVER GONNA DO THIS AGAIN." "Miller:" "YOU GET TO REDEEM YOURSELF." "ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO THESE GUYS" "NOW THAT THIS IS DONE?" "Jordan:" "YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?" "I'M SORRY." "I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT I'VE PUT YOU GUYS THROUGH." "Austin:" "THAT'S ALL I WANTED." "Micah:" "THAT'S ALL WE WANTED." "Jordan:" "SEEING AUSTIN AND MICAH GET THE MONEY, THEY DESERVE IT." "THE BOAR, HE WAS NEVER BULLIED BEFORE." "I TRIED GIVING IT MY ALL." "HE WAS TOO POWERFUL." "I REALIZE NOW WHAT I PUT AUSTIN AND MICAH THROUGH." "BEING A NURSE, PLAYING VOLLEYBALL," "THAT'S FINE THINGS TO DO." "I SHOULDN'T BULLY THEM FOR THAT." "USUALLY, I UNLEASH THE BOAR, BUT NOW THE BOAR'S BEEN LEASHED." "Miller:" "FANTASTIC JOB." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE." "IT'S LIKE I BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER ON "BULLY BEATDOWN."" "AT THE END OF THE DAY, AUSTIN AND MICAH GOT 10 GRAND," "JOE RIGGS GOT TO HAVE SOME FUN," "AND THE BOAR -- WELL, HE'S NOT BORING AT ALL!" "OH!" "IF YOU BRING US YOUR BULLY," "WE'LL BEAT HIM UP ON "BULLY BEATDOWN"!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "YOUNG ZACK HAS A PROBLEM." "IT'S THIS GUY -- BRETT THE BULLY." "Brett:" "THE FIRST TIME I SAW ZACK," "I THOUGHT HE WAS A REALLY UGLY GIRL." "Miller:" "HE'S BEEN PICKING ON ZACK'S SPIRITUALITY FOR YEARS." "McCarthy:" "GET IT ON!" "Miller:" "IT'S TIME" "TO MAKE THIS BULLY PAY FOR HIS SINS!" "HE IS A COWBOY."