"What about Charlie?" "Where do I start" "Please tell me you're not trying to" "Do you want the service or not?" "Would you stop" "I came to stop you doing Roo." "I wouldn't fuck you" "We should all... just forget about Marcus, like one big Magna Doodle," "We'll erase..." "You know, when I really" "No, it's a very interesting" "My mum tried to hypnotise herself" "She just drank eight Frangelicos and" "I said she tried." "I didn't say she did it." "When did you start" "I'm trialling it." "What, are you training him" "Anyone like a cuppa?" "EJ?" "Celestial?" "No worries, Dad." "I'm fine, thanks." "I was cynical at first too, believe me." "But you think something like this" "No, he's discerning." "Just the vagina." "Me with my Jesus brain," "You know, he could help channel my" "Marcus, this is Johnny, an old friend." "We were wondering if you would" "There was a local celebrity" "Well, she used to have varicose veins" "Ohh." "Can I assist?" "Oh, my sister made me an appointment." "Oh, dear, no, I think" "What, you can't fit me in today?" "Oh, well." "Nice to meet you." "But the, uh, doctors" "I'm only in town" "Life's full of disappointments, isn't it?" ""We must accept finite disappointment" "Tough decisions have to be made" "You'll get used to the teeth" "That's a little" "Come on, dear." "Mind the step." "Why didn't he just do both of 'em" "You look amazing." "I mean, you look really amazing." "Here he is," "There's another computer programmer" "All's looking good" "The nurse tells me you've been" "Mmm." "Careful." "Watch the door." "There's no need to go overboard." "Welcome home, Charlie." "Are you OK?" "Finally." "Things can" "Yeah." "What do you mean?" "No, I don't, just you were sick," "Who wants an omelette?" "Roo was going to have sex with Marcus." "But she didn't." "She didn't." "I'm sorry, I'm not entirely sure" "It's about fixing you." "But then I decided it was because now you're well anyway, and" "Amongst other things." "I was just saying" "Uh, but you..." "Excellent." "It's really good." "Kicking back on a banana chair" "The great Aussie dream being lived out" "He's amazing." "I see Affleck and Damon are still here," "and I want you to think about it" "How would you feel..." "We could do admin." "You're not actually processing" "I understand you had to..." "I did." "I'm just really, hugely glad you didn't" "I mean..." "I mean, if you had have your number would have been," "Number of guys" "Well, you know, not 8,000." "Yeah, he would have been 24." "Yeah, I'm not saying" "Is this one of those dreadful "You're a" ""so therefore you're a slag"" "If it is, I don't know if I want to have it." "Just the kind of girl who'd have sex" "I was being glib" "Well, you... you probably" "So don't start pointing the finger." "So come on, then, Ron Jeremy." "Can we not do this?" "Since you obviously think I'm..." "I think it's only fair" "Leanne, who I told you about." "I'm one of the two?" "Sorry." "It's just," "Lots of guys have small numbers." "Not that I'm..." "Look, I don't want to fight about this." "I love you." "Don't." "Well, I'm nervous." "Stop being so paranoid." "Look, if I'm only ever ...I should at least" "You know, every time I touch him," "And the poor guy's" "Two?" "That's depressing." "And the way things are going," "You can't think about it like that." "Soon every time a guy he'll have a stroke" "I know the solution" "Alright, I won't say it." "I'll just think it." "He won't have sex with me, fine." "Yeah, another way." "The only way to do it is just to press on," "...I don't know," "Yeah, drug him and then have sex" "No." "I know" "But you can't actually" "You're gonna date-rape him?" "But, yes, that's essentially" "I know" "And when people are in" "You still haven't told Roo about Jan?" "Repression" "I'll risk it." "I saw her boyfriend's mother" "Would you want to know" "Mmm." "Jan's obviously" "All Roo needs from us is..." "Keep it at walking pace." "So tomorrow, we can pick you up your scoliosis," "See?" "If you're mobile," "You're like a... a home-delivered pizza." "You can probably clock off for the day," "Nothing personal." "Me time is important." "'Bye, Marcus!" "Get out and see" "Why don't you get out" "Yes, but I want a turn." "We don't want to get the dosage wrong." "We don't want to kill him." "Good." "I've got it down now." "We're drugging another human being." "Stop saying 'rape'." "It isn't rape." "The man has publicly stated" "What would you call it?" ""Uh, Your Honour..."" "I can't have sex with him if he's dead!" "We need to test the dosage" "AMERICAN MAN ON TV:" "I only asked you to take out the trash" "I had a pain in my neck before," "Just bear in mind that Zach" "You know, he once took a whole sheet" "Was that the time he started" "Yeah." "(WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARY" "Did you drug Dad as well?" "Are you sure?" "You know you're not supposed" "Yeah, alright." "Chicken noodle's" "You know they don't use real chicken?" "Do you want me to do it?" "Maybe it's his metabolism." "What do you mean?" "Maybe he's immune." "We don't have to do this." "Should we carry him back to his cabin?" "Plus, he's a nugget." "So, what am I supposed to do now?" "I didn't think this through properly." "I got" "We don't have a lot of time." "What, on the floor?" "Wank him a bit?" "Wank him a bit." "I can't believe" "No, no, we're going to jail" "How am I supposed to get him... up?" "I thought boys just got" "We need Viagra." "Did you just ask me..." "What, do you think" "I need to fashion" "Cannot believe what I am" "This is officially" "You think?" "Felt up by Marty the Monster?" "Can you help me or something?" "Oh, shit!" "There's someone coming!" "Improvise!" "Remember Year 9 theatresports when" "Just do it!" "There's a child," "Welcome to..." "Uh, we'd like to" "Course you would." "Course you would." "Come to the right place." "...just want to have a wander" "You just go out there and just take" "Just if there's anything out... outside, and just if it seems ...just take it," "We prefer a more organic system" "Um, you wouldn't happen to have" "I'm sorry it didn't work out." "You almost said Flapsville, didn't you?" "No, it sounds mental." "It's because of you Marcus wouldn't" "Just..." "There's just..." "Marcus is a really great guy." "He's probably got some that he wouldn't mind" "Me and Marcus have a..." "No shit." "And then I'll be better, and everything" "Please don't encourage" "If somebody asked Jesus to" "You're not in the habit" "And sticky-taping their bits together?" "I have to be honest with you." "I've been" "Is this the God thing again?" "Look, I'm not supposed ...I figure you and I..." "Comrades, even." "And I told her, you know, "You should" "How exactly were you" "What does she want it for?" "Some girls like flowers." "So, you know, do you keep a bit around," "You're asking me if I keep spare jars" "Maybe there's, like, a day that you" "I'm on call, on target, 24 hours a day," "You would be too" "Yep, yep, yep, but one of your lady friends," "Like, you know when you go to a kid's" "Or in this case, a..." "Good." "No." "Absolutely." "But if, uh, I don't come back" "Yeah, I do." "Don't spill any spooge." "Oh, God, I'm asking questions." "Where are you going?" "She's doing what" "Tell me, do you have to go to a specialist" "You owe me $3.70" "I never much liked" "You can drop the superior tone," "Underneath all the posturing, you're still" "Which is precisely what you were" "Presumably, you weren't gonna linger after extracting spermatozoa" "is using everybody else to some degree and, frankly," "I do, however, have a problem just on the off-chance it might" "I wouldn't be going through all of this" "You have no idea what it's been like." "Is that really" "Listen, you seem like a relatively sane sitting on a caravan park toilet trying so try to see things" "Do you honestly think someone like me if it weren't for the fact" "Thankfully, though, since the gods" "And if you think I'm giving up the only" "you're on a trip to nowhere" "It's not the end product that heals," "By all means," "So she didn't end up using any of it?" "If I'm ever gonna eat again, something other than Marcus's sperm" "Don't want to talk about" "No, in the cup." "I didn't know she was gonna" "She just said she wanted it." "What did you think" "How the hell would I know?" "But you try borrowing sperm" "I tried everything." "And in the end, I just figured," "I thought she was gonna"