"♪ 30 years ago I'd found The Book of the Dead." "Now because I read from the book..." "Me-sar-tra." "Evil has found me." "Burn in hell." "She's here." "Dad?" "What did you see?" "My mother." "She died." "You can't outrun evil Ash!" "Watch me!" "Ash!" "Help me." "♪ Come along if you care ♪" "♪ Come along if you dare ♪" "is how we do it." "I have no idea where you learned but if whatever I saw... but that would be giving the man upstairs a little too much credit." "baby. if whatever I saw at my dad's house then he's in a lot of danger." "We're way past danger." "That's why we have to get that book translated and find the phrase that'll put the lid back on all this bullshit." "what if we stop at Kelly's on the way to get your book looked at?" "no can do." "I can't just abandon him. and the mommies and the babies. but I got to duct tape some big-ass bullet holes before I roll." "Wow." "Hey." "Kelly!" "please!" "You can't go back there alone!" "Shit." "Looks like your girlfriend took your bike." "but she wouldn't listen to me. chicks are like that." "Mm." "It's just a fact." "I'm shoving' off to take care of the book." "Catch you on the flip-flop." "about the book... she took it." "She took it? I guess she thinks it's gonna help her with her mom." "Fuck me!" "I can take you to her dad's." "wipe your feet and get in." "Sweet." "So do you think Kelly's mom could have turned into a Deadite?" "Moms don't just come back to life." "I'm probably gonna have to cut her head off." "man." "I really don't wanna have to fight anymore of those things." "you did great." "Most folks just end up dead." "but-but I don't- I don't wanna end up dead like most folks." "do you-you got any fighting tips? it'll all click." "I can't even get my nut up to rumble unless I've had a good shot to the chin." "man." "You're like an expert." "it looks like you've taken a bunch." "I don't know about that." "I think this mug is basically mint condition." "Argh!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Mr. Roper!" "I've always hated you!" "♪ Let me live ♪" "Oh!" "Get off of him!" "♪ I see her ♪" "♪ Yeah... ♪" "Pablo!" "Do something!" "hold tight... ♪" "Mr. Roper?" "shit!" "fuck!" "Ash? and I don't know what to do! you'll never defeat evil!" "thanks for the heads up." "♪ If the one ♪" "♪ You think is true ♪" "♪ Give a chance... ♪" "Is this what it's like to be you?" "pretty much." "so that was new." "That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me." "Thanks for the heads up." ""Did he mean it like that?" ""It's the Jefe." "he did." "kid." "♪ In my heart... ♪ do you have a-a towel or something I could borrow?" "♪ If I... ♪ bingo!" "Here we go." "Thanks." "I don't know." "You the police?" "A lot of death around here lately." "more than we've ever had." "Michigan State Police." "It's very possible this is connected to the killings from the other night." "Do you know who... who lived there? and pretty much everyone else around." "You should tell her about the girls." "Hm?" "The girls he brought back..." "Sometimes he'd even bring whores back to his trailer." "Did you hear what I said?" "got it. some girl with a skanky wrist tattoo." "I heard 'em chant some weird voodoo stuff from inside that crappy trailer." "wrist tattoo?" "I'm pretty sure that's not the only place she had one." "Thanks for your help." "it's cozy." "Mm-hm." "man." "Something seems very wrong here." "It always does." "here's the plan." "Mm-hm." "we bail with the book." "yeah." "Oh God." "What if Kelly's mom gave Kelly the evil force and then you have to cut off Kelly's head... focus up!" "Just stay behind me." "Let the boomstick do the talkin'." "use your bottle." "Jefe." "You had to stab Roper like 50 times." "I was sharpening it for you." "you ready?" "!" "I'm ready!" "Let's do this!" "I'm feeling strong." "Yeah!" "se puede!" "Ah!" "Where's my book?" "!" "please don't hurt us." "but you will not touch my family!" "what are you guys doing here?" "shit." "you're okay!" "You-you know these men?" "yeah." "we're-we're friends from work... you have a nice house." "Hi." "Hi." "Why are you covered in blood? so... arm. and I've never seen a deer explode." "maybe you're not hunting the right deer." "could you just excuse us for one second?" "you guys." "my mom's alive." "She was living in a homeless shelter she finally started to remember who she was." "pretty convenient timing." "Okay." "I know we saw some crazy shit but this has nothing to do with that." "Does she look like one of those things? it probably is." "Now about my book." "is everything okay?" "yeah." "sorry." "Pablo." "a person I never thought would be in my home." "right?" "Ash!" "it's okay." "I" " I don't blame you for telling people I was dead." "I might as well have been dead. and then..." "nothing for months." "but they never found a body." "we never gave up hope." "What a touching story. you must wanna get back to your van house now." "don't be so rude." "Maybe your friends are hungry?" "dinner's already made. and I want it now!" "we'd love to stay for dinner." "That sounds great." "Ash." "Let's tidy up." "hey..." "Is this the man?" "that's him. but that is very close." "Ship it." "can I have a look at that?" "Sure." "Are you the one behind all this?" "what are you doing here?" "Give us a second." "if there's a connection then... you were in an officer involved shooting." "You're not supposed to be anywhere near a crime scene right now." "What does it matter?" "It matters." "for your own good." "Okay." "Jefe?" "hold on." "Ugh." "Gross." "Thanks." "forgive me but..." "I got a small confession." "I took your book." "You what?" "I hope you're shittin' me." "I..." "I knew you wouldn't help Kelly unless you thought she had it." "so you just lied to me?" "Pablo! and we get a free dinner." "do ya?" "and I think Dad is too." "Mm-mm." "she doesn't even have the crazy white eyes. like her daughter's." "I remember when I was like you." "full of... conflicting emotions." "these things are tricky." "They can disguise themselves as human boom!" "Pablito." "I think you're being really paranoid about this. why wouldn't she have killed her before we got here?" "Because she's tryin' to reel in the bigger fish." "Don't you get it?" "you're not gonna eat it. to catch the whale." "Pablo." "I got that." "And Kelly..." "She's the bait." "that's right." "this whale swam in there with a big ol' shotgun." "She was just waiting for me to drop my guard." "That's why she's inviting us for dinner. and this is my chance to impress Kelly's parents." "please?" "be polite in there." "I'll be polite." "Right up until I'm rude." "how you holdin' up?" "I mean this must all be a big shock for you. and I thought I'd never see her again." "I don't know." "I guess I'm actually um... for once." "♪ Ta-daa ♪ it looks great." "Thank you. take off your gun." "Put it over there with your chainsaw limb." "wouldn't ya?" "yeah." "I would rather not have a gun at dinner." "Well we can agree to disagree." "This guy hunts." "He gets it." "Huh?" "I made your favorite." "medium rare." "you remembered. yours is pretty good." "it keeps coming back in pieces." "the doctors said eventually" "I should regain everything." "I'll bet they did." "Mom?" "I am sorry." "You were saying?" "what's your big plan?" "just try to get everything back to normal." "Thank you." "Normal?" "Ha." "What's normal?" "family." "Work." "where?" "I'm an English teacher." "What grade?" "Tenth." "What's your favorite book?" "The Old Man and the Sea." "so you like fishin'." "Dad!" "What are you waitin' for?" "You know you want a piece of this. the rude middle-aged man ya brought is kind of ruining my "mom time." "I'm right." "Lay off." "That's her real mom." "Well. did you have some more questions for me?" "Seriously." "just one more." "God." "Honey!" "Holy shit!" " Mom!" " Can you hear me?" "Suzy!" "oh God." "huh?" "!" "How dare you! I mean..." "Ash!" "Oh." "good." "I was startin' to feel like a real dick." "Honey...?" "don't touch her!" "That's not your wife!" "No!" "Get down!" "Oh my God!" "I told you." "A good shot to the face always gets the juices flowin'." "Come on!" "bitch!" "you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm okay." "Kelly." "Where's Kelly?" "Kelly?" "!" "mm." "♪ Hush little baby ♪" "♪ Don't say a word ♪" "♪ Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪" "Mom?" "♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪" "♪ Momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪" "Mom..." "What is happening?" "please." "Please help me." "I" " I don't know what's going on." "You... you killed Dad." "Oh no." "Oh God." "I" " I bla- I blacked out." "I think you can help me beat it." "I will." "Mommy." "I'll help you." "I'll help you." "You left dinner before Daddy excused you." "wait!" "she's fighting it!" "We can save her." "It's too late for saving." "Back off!" "baby." "It's okay." "No." "come here." "Baby." "There was no accident." "I drove off that bridge on purpose." "Now the three of you will perish together." "Evil will walk the Earth!" "your cooking was shit." "fuck!" "Ashley." "fuck!" "Shit!" "No!" "please!" "please... help us!" "Time to die!" "You got that right." "Mother." "I have had to kill and bury loved ones before." "A bunch of times actually. it made me think my mom was alive." "Killed my dad." "I hate whatever did this." "too." "me too." "I also hate this Evil." "I'm not sorry that I took your book to get you to come up here." "I'm not either." "Sometimes the whale needs his bait fish to remind him of where he is in the ocean." "Or somethin' like that." "Pablo. you should come with us." "Let's bring the fight to it." "I guess I don't know what else I would do." "she shouldn't be alone right now." "you're kinda like a young me." "Deadites ruined your life and you're hot as hell." "let's get to the book store and hit the undo button on this BS once and for all." "right?" "I" " I did not." "Wish you could have said somethin' okay." "Whenever you're ready." "♪ Just a step cried the sad man ♪" "♪ Take a look down at the madman ♪" "♪ Only fear breaks the silence ♪" "♪ As we all kneel ♪" "♪ Pray for guidance ♪" "♪ Tread the road cross the abyss ♪" "♪ Take a look down at the madness ♪" "♪ On the streets of the city ♪" "♪ Only specters still have pity ♪" "♪ Patient queues for the gallows ♪" "♪ Sing the praises of the hallowed ♪" "♪ Our machines feed the furnace ♪" "♪ If they take us ♪" "♪ They will burn us ♪♪"