"Once upon a time" "A story was told" "About fairies and goblins" "And witches who are bold" "They haunted the forests and meadows and dells" "And this is the legend" "The storybook tells" "Oh, don't you remember" "A long time ago" "When two little babes" "Whose names I don't know" "They wandered away on a bright summer day" "And were left in the woods" "I've heard people say" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Ha ha ha, ho ho ho" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" "Ha ha ha, ho ho ho" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" "Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!" "Want to ride on my broom?" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Sugar and spice and everything nice-- that's what little children are made of." "Sugar and spice--Baah!" "Newts..." "Rats..." "Spiders..." "Bats-- that's what I make of all little brats." "Ahh!" "Uhh!" "Slow cider." "I'll change you into a spider." "Uhh!" "Fee, fi, bone." "I'll change you into stone." "Quiet, brat..." "I'll change you into a rat." "Aah!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "And so ends our story" "As all stories should" "They lived happily ever after" "Those babes in the wood" "Both children, both children"