"I made it!" "Hurry up..." "Dad!" "Why so anxious?" "I thought the maid Maria ran to me again." "What happened?" "Look!" "I did it!" "I'¥íe been assigned to your police branch as a police officer next week." "So we can fight crime together." "Don't you regret?" "My ambition is to serve the people." "Why not marry a rich man so I can retire." "Here you shit again." "Watch your posture." "Call her sister." "My daughter Fang..." "What a pretty girl." "Please look after her." "What a lucky father, Chung Sir." "Call sister." "Please take care of my daughter Fang." "Call grandpa." "Grandpa." "Grandpa, from which department?" "I deliver take-outs." "Anyway..." "My daughter Fang." "Be nice to her." "When my daughter orders," "Rice, adds chicken." "Noodles, adds abalone." "Sure, no problem." "When she orders coffee, free sashimi." "If she wants a sandwich... free champagne." "What a friend indeed." "Why are you so nice?" "Coz it's fun to bull-shit around." "Get lost!" "Hey!" "Fung..." "What's up?" "This is my daughter, first day at work." "Can you find a kungfu expert in¥íincible and can take on 10 people... caring, a gentlemen doesn't swear." "Most important, he is capable to protect my daughter." "Ok?" "Sure, I'll call lp Man and see." "if he's available." "I'm serious!" "I know." "You want her to marry a rich man." "with a perfect shape up." "Exactly." "There's someone, but today is his last day." "He'll join the SWAT team tomorrow." "He must be really good." "Whatever, what's his name?" "Donnie" "Donnie Yen." "The good fighters?" "He's better, Donnie Yuen." "Yuen woo ping?" "Pretending?" "Go!" "Big Sister is back!" "Big Sister?" "The Dirty Mary in our district." "We call her iron Mary." "Who're you?" "NaCha (the young fairy) fears not the Dragon..." "Police Cadet?" "No, I'm 1st runner up in Talent Show," "Donnie Yuen." "Hello." "Hello." "You're so good and only 1st runner up?" "Who's the winner?" "William Hung." "No wonder you lost!" "I'¥íe never seen you before." "I'm Chung Oi Fang, new here." "That madam looks so fierce." "Not yet, wait until you hear the cries." "Really?" "You jerks!" "Molest an old woman, steal from a kid." "Force your mom to join the mob and rob." "Tell me, did I get you wrong?" "You'¥íe a gun, what can we say..." "Won't you dare fight with me, no gun." "Right." "Both of you come together?" "Now that's fair." "Give the gun to you?" "Madam makes sense now." "Yes." "Yours!" "Here, take it." "Madam, cut it out please?" "Come on?" "No..." "We confess!" "No..." "Charge us 5 yrs in prison, ok." "5 yrs?" "That many?" "No... 10 yrs, 10 yrs." "10 yrs?" "15!" "15 yrs is better." "Buddy get their statements." "Yes!" "Madam!" "Go." "Madam, you're amazing!" "Madam." "Who're you?" "I'm Indiana Chung's daughter, Chung Oi Fang." "You look so different from your dad." "Did your Mom party a lot?" "She was a party animal." "There were no bullets?" "Think I'm stupid?" "Where's your dad?" "At a meeting." "Madam, Sir Lu asks you to join him in a meeting." "Lu Chi-on?" "Washroom." "I'm Insp Lu Chi-on from SCU." "Two good news today..." "Lu is handsome like a movie star." "We'¥íe information that he is Iron Mary's old schoolmate and... her first lo¥íe." "Really?" "Our key witness Fatty," "Big Tin's accountant, has disappeared." "Sis, can I borrow a lipstick?" "No, only eye brow pencil?" "Are you a woman?" "Without him, we may be unable to nail Big Tin." "Don't be shocked, I know I'm beautiful." "Mary, long time no see." "Sorry, I'm late." "Once we were deeply in love." "Seeds of love were sown." "Blissful under the moon in the garden." "We vowed to stay together forever." "Why didn't you look me up?" "This mission needs your help." "Next good news is..." "Fatty is hiding out in your area." "We need to find him within 24 hrs." "Sorry..." "Hello?" "Yes." "What?" "We need to move fast." "Big Tin knows where Fatty is" "We... take action now!" "What would you like?" "Dinner set, hot coffee." "Good." "Ann, it's me." "Fatty!" "Why let our girl join that youth pageant?" "Wearing so little..." "Yes, I know we've been divorced for 10 yrs" "Big Tin is looking for me, I'm afraid..." "He'll know June is my daughter then harm her." "Call the police?" "Don't do that." "If..." "Master Tin" "Fatty is hiding on the 3rd floor there." "I want to settle this myself." "Master Tin, let us do the dirty work." "Think I can't handle it?" "When I was younger, I was known as a 'Bash Bow' Tin" "Tonight..." "I'll let Fatty take it." "Master Tin, that was 30 yrs ago." "You're so outstanding now, he may recognize you." "I'm well prepared." "No one will recognize me with a mask." "But..." "People may still recognize your sharp eyes." "Then I'll..." "Wear one more?" "Master Tin?" "Hello Master Tin!" "How can it be?" "Go..." "Fine, you guys do it then." "Yes, Master Tin." "Let's go..." "Go against me and you die." "Jerry!" "What?" "You like him?" "Get with the times." "Which girl doesn't like him?" "Cute, great singer, great dancer." "I'll ask my dad to get me a ticket." "Yes, he dotes on you." "You bet." "But my dad can be a pain." "He wants me to marry a rich man." "So does every father." "Are you joining SWAT tomorrow?" "Yes, won't see you tomorrow." "He looks suspicious." "Follow him." "Who are you looking for?" "Who are you looking for?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Police." "You fight well." "I'm just ok." "What's up?" "Stop!" "Here I come!" "Mary, are you ok?" "Go after them." "This girl really can fight." "Police!" "Freeze!" "Let's go." "Let's go." "Stop!" "Stay!" "Are you ok?" "I'm ok." "Let's go." "They escaped." "Don't bother, police." "Are you ok?" "Lu Sir." "go and take a look." "Come with us or you'll be in danger." "Ok..." "What a little fighter!" "Yeah..." "I practice Wing Chun." "Thanks..." "Fang, you're so pretty." "You look very pretty today." "Donnie is so handsome, perfect match." "Chung Sir." "Thanks..." "All the best Donnie!" "Thanks!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "They're such a perfect pair." "Yes, we are a perfect pair." "Have a grandchild soon." "Grandchild?" "Grandchild?" "Aren't you planning a wedding?" "bullshit!" "My daughter did a great job on her first day." "Found a key witness." "Yes, Fang and I found him." "You did so little, and still want credit?" "You..." "You're really leaving?" "I'm going to the SWAT team today." "Hope we can work together again." "Sure!" "All the best!" "I'm off." "Why let him hug you?" "I hugged him." "Don't do it again!" "Chung Sir, they needed you for a meeting." "Miss Asia Youth Beauty Pageant?" "Yes." "This is top secret." "Why?" "My daughter has joined this pageant." "Big Tin recognizes her, he'll harm her." "Ask her to withdraw." "No, I owe my ex-wife and daughter too much." "I want to fulfill my daughter's wish this time" "That's too dangerous." "That's why I want you to protect her." "Until the pageant is over and she is safe... I'll be your witness." "The hearing is Sept. 3." "The finals is Sept. 2." "Fang will join pageant as an overseas contestant" "You must be friend with June." "We'll arrange you a room with her." "Why must it be Fang?" "It's too dangerous." "Fatty insisted." "Fang saved his life." "Nothing to do with Fang." "It was all Madam... I'll take part in this mission." "I object!" "I accept!" "I accept this assignment." "To our collaboration." "Then..." "Will the TV station collaborate?" "Yes, they sent their GM Steven Sum to artist." "That sissy guy?" "I love his program" "A Love Chat With Steven" "Only Steven knows about our mission." "We must keep this a secret or..." "Fang and June will be in danger." "I can go undercover like Internal Affairs" "Left, right... 205,206" "Donnie Yuen." "Sir!" "You did a good job on your last day, well done." "That's my duty, Sir." "We SWAT are so proud of you." "We are the best of the best!" "Men of men!" "Yes Sir!" "Get changed for your training!" "Yes Sir!" "Despicable!" "Your kidney is not healthy." "Welcome back!" "Let's try this vegetarian dish" ""Sunny strawberries + mushrooms."" "Perfect match!" "Feels right." "Yes..." "I understand." "Company has informed us." "We'll work with you." "But this is top secret." "Other than me, no one knows." "Of course!" "You must ensure the safety of our undercover and June." "Yes, got it." "But, we've a very troublesome colleague." "She may mess things up." "Who?" "Steven Shum!" "Shit, don't say I'm here." "Steven Shum!" "Steven Shum!" "come out!" "How do you always find me?" "Cos you always hide in here." "Why did you transfer my drama unit people to do Asia Beauty Pageant?" "Get out of there!" "I only took one image consultant and one chaperone from you." "No!" "I want them back!" "Who is this idiot?" "HK po..." "HK popularity is sight seeing." "I'm back, E-San." "E-San?" "E-San?" "You know each other?" "You don't recognize me?" "E-San." "What?" "What's going on?" "Why are you hugging him?" "Why are you here?" "I'm the Image Consultant Steven hired." "When we parted, didn't you join the police?" "Oh..." "I quitted." "Who is this?" "I am..." "She is the new chaperone I hired for the pageant." "Ms lron Mary." "Hello." "Who were you with him before?" "Girlfriend, Wu E-san (523)." "No, Lu Wu E-san (6523)." "Her husband's is Lu (6)." "Sorry, I just got a divorce this afternoon." "So I'm single." "But... looks like I can still be Lu Wu E-san (6523)." "Let go of me!" "Go to hell." "I'm his fiancee, iron Mary." "Beautiful Iron Oh my God!" "Oh dear, how did your taste get so bad?" "E-san, I'll tell you all about it later..." "We've an urgent meeting with Steven." "no outsider please." "Fine. I'll go." "My mobile and door code are the same." "I'll wait for you." "See how troublesome she can be?" "I want to beat her up!" "E-san is very inquisitive." "She may mess things up." "So?" "We've no choice." "Your Image Consultant and Chaperone reporting for duty!" "Fang, stay close to June." "Be acquaint to her." "Then you can protect her all day." "Got it?" "Hello, June!" "Hello." "Excited." "How do you feel?" "Confident?" "Try my best." "Barbara is here!" "Good figure and pretty." "Hello!" "Thank you. I'm confident." "Smile." "This way, please." "Thank you." "Beautiful." "No. 7, June?" "You are?" "I'm No. 15 Chung Ai Fang." "Overseas contestant, just joined today." "They all have nicknames." "Shu Qi lI, Kate Moss lI." "You've a nickname?" "Me..." "Ugly Betty!" "Fang, that's Barbara." "She's a trouble maker." "Be wary of her." "Hello!" "Hi!" "I'm Phoenix, overseas contestant." "You are..." "No. 7 June, Sophie Lauren Il." "No. 15 Fang, Ugly Betty Il." "Let's go in." "Sure." "How the other girls look like?" "Don't worry, you'll make it." "Hi!" "Beauties... I'm your make-up artist Don." "I'll do your make-up later." "Ok." "Thanks." "Isn't there an image Consultant?" "Hi!" "That'll be me." "Call me Lulu." "I can't take this." "I'm going in." "Why don't you get changed?" "Soon." "Hurry, Jerry has already started rehearsing." "I wanna go to see, can't wait." "Little girl, still struggling." "Fang." "Who's it?" "Your dad." "Dad?" "How can you see me?" "Why are you still in there?" "You okay?" "So little cloth, how to wear?" "I'll get someone to help you." "What're you doing?" "Come to help you." "Jerry, we love you!" "Jerry, please sing!" "Jerry, we love you..." "If you want me to sing... you've to ask our producer Vincent." "Vincent!" "Vincent!" "Ok." "Jerry and the contestants will sing and dance for you later, ok?" "Yeah!" "Thank you..." "We must rehearse, thank you." "Look at all of you, one big mess!" "Line up." "Follow me." "Ready?" "1, 2, 3..." "Left, right..." "Ms Iron..." "This isn't the academy, it's a pageant." "Left, right..." "Where's this Ms Iron from?" "Strange." "None of your business!" "Nosey!" "Nosey!" "Left, Right..." "Beautiful Mary..." "Mary..." "Who are you?" "I'm Vincent, you used to tutor me." "Your student." "Runny nose Vincent." "I wrote you one love letter but you quit." "I remember now." "There were mucous all over the letter." "I'm the producer for this Asia Beauty Pageant." "I'm the Chaperone." "Really?" "Excuse me." "We get to work together?" "Yes." "Great!" "Happy working together!" "Happy working together!" "How is it?" "I designed." "Unique, stylish." "Daughter, you look so pretty today." "Careful." "Yes, smile." "Everyone closer." "Yes, pose now." "Help!" "Help!" "Are you ok?" "Move aside." "You look great together." "This way." "Do you know, today... when Jerry was holding you the other girls were so jealous" "You must be happy." "He's only a man!" "Stop pretending, look at you..." "Oh, you live here too?" "Yes, close to yours." "You are in block 3." "Me too." "Why have I never seen you?" "I've been here for 10 yrs." "I just moved here last week." "I heard there was a paparazzi entering on the pageant." "Could it be her?" "What are you thinking?" "Nothing." "Since we live so close we can go out and come home together." "Yes, we can be best friends." "What floor are you on?" "Me?" "What about you?" "9/F" "I'm one floor up, 10/F" "Who do you live with?" "With my mom, and you?" "With my dad." "Let's visit your house." "My mom isn't home yet." "My dad will be home late, let's go to your house" "Let's watch TV while we wait for him." "Lift is here, quick." "Let's go to your place." "Let me guess, is it this side?" "June..." "That side?" "No, my dad..." "Quick, which side?" "He's very messy..." "This side?" "My home is a mess..." "Next time perhaps." "You don't live here, you're an undercover." "Tell me!" "I..." "An undercover, no way." "I live..." "Fang, you're back?" "Dad..." "How was it?" "How's your first meeting with the press?" "This pretty girl looks familiar." "She's June, a contestant." "Really?" "Hi Uncle Chung." "She's so pretty, you're sure to lose." "Come in..." "Ok." "Please..." "Have a seat." "Ok." "Please sit..." "I get you a cup of tea." "It's ok. I'll get a soft drink." "I was fretting..." "Isn't this set ready tomorrow?" "I was worried so I came and decorated first." "Who's it?" "Shit!" "Let's go!" "Lulu and Don, why are you here?" "We..." "Fang." "Brother!" "Brother?" "He's my eldest son..." "Yes." "Dad..." "Son." "Here..." "Sister!" "And you?" "So happy to see you..." "I'm his godson." "Why is she here?" "Pretend to tidy up..." "I get it!" "No wonder he designed that sexy cute image for you." "You are siblings." "June, please don't tell anyone." "It's a secret. I will." "No wonder rumors has it... pageants are corrupted." "Of course not, you've what it takes." "You'll win." "It's ok, I'll try my best." "Time to go, bye!" "Bye!" "You're both handsome, yet..." "What a pity." "We're pretending." "We're masculine normally." "Look, we are virile indeed." "But in our show business, we need to be sissy." "as a professional." "So don't read a book by its cover." "Ok, I get it." "Bye-bye!" "Bye!" "Help..." "Mary, please don't go." "Mary, it's ok to love a younger man." "Give me a chance." "I don't feel for you." "Iron Mary?" "Vincent?" "Hello!" "Fang!" "Iron Mary is not your mom, right?" "Nanny..." "No, nanny's daughter." "Yes..." "We grew up with same milk, like sisters." "Mary... lf you say no, I'll kill myself!" "Pull him away, please!" "Let me go, help!" "Vincent!" "GM Steven?" "Get out of here now." "Iron Mary is my girlfriend." "I thought you are..." "What?" "You can't say it!" "Quickly..." "Get out!" "I won't give in to authority." "But I do need a bit of time to calm down." "I'll be back and you'll say Yes." "I'll be back!" "Image Consultant is your bro." "Hair  Make-up is your god bro." "Nanny's daughter is the chaperone." "GM is her boyfriend." "See you tomorrow Miss Asia Youth." "Why are all of you here?" "It's like this..." "Insp Lu called for a meeting here." "I was early, so I hid in there." "I've a habit to confine myself." "Once I've been inside, I keep on doing it." "What meeting now?" "We'll be in Guangzhou filming day after tomorrow." "Big Tin may attack June there." "So I wanna discuss how to protect June." "What activities are there?" "Yes." "Water Playground, Zoo, Roller Coasters." "Crocodile Farm." "Yes." "All risky locations." "I've a question." "What?" "Is Jerry going?" "He's so handsome." "They'll be going to Guangzhou." "That's a good opportunity." "We must kidnap June or Fatty will testify against me." "Leave it to me." "With Tiger and Dragon, we'll succeed." "My passport has been confiscated." "You must succeed, and not fail." "Yes." "What do I get when we succeed?" "Whatever you like." "Who do you think will win?" "No. 15, Fang." "Chung Ai Fang..." "No. 15, Fang." "She's skinny but adorable." "Quite pretty." "Fai." "Yes." "Arrange No.15 to have dinner with me." "Yes." "Prepare a 50 carat diamond ring as a present." "Mr Chan, you are an eligible bachelor." "Which contestant do you fancy?" "No. 15, Fang of course." "The rich  their most desirable woman." "My daughter, you're the hot favourite." "I know." "Everyone becomes so unfriendly to me." "Just ignore them." "A tycoon wants to pay $1M to have dinner with you." "His father says you are the perfect daughter-in-law." "You're ranking up." "We're not on the same track, bye." "Hi!" "The others are ignoring you, so?" "What can I do?" "Beat them up?" "June must not ignore you." "or how can you protect her?" "We discussed." "She needs to ignore me so they don't ostracize her." "So why so glum?" "I want to sit with Jerry." "Where is he now." "He's a star, he has his own car." "I'm disappointed." "Treat me as Jerry." "You're a woman." "Actually, I know..." "Hypnosis." "Kindergarten level." "Look at this magazine." "I'm Jerry." "I'm Jerry." "Jerry dear..." "It works." "What are you doing?" "Kiss me?" "Help..." "Cool down." "What a lustful slut." "Help!" "I love Mary" "Help!" "I want to die..." "Help..." "Go away..." "Help..." "Oh my God!" "Chi-on, look." "Go too far." "What happened?" "Help..." "Any antidote?" "Page 61?" "Please buy part 2?" "Which idiot wrote this?" "Wong Jing?" "Asshole!" "Help..." "No tongue..." "Here we go." "Help..." "Move away." "Help..." "Hi, Ms Iron Mary." "Fang, what are you doing?" "She has Genetic Human lost-control Condition." "One bowl of herbal tea will help." "Hey..." "Fang, it's me." "Jerry." "Jerry is here." "You think I'm dumb?" "Come for the room keys." "Two in one room." "No. 1 and No. 4." "No. 2 and No. 8." "Thanks Ms lron." "No. 3 and No. 7." "Thanks Ms lron." "No. 5 and No. 6." "Thanks Ms lron." "No. 9 and No. 10 Thank you." "No. 11 and No. 12." "2 rooms left for 3 of you." "Phoenix has one room then." "Hot favourite should have her privacy." "I'll share with Phoenix." "Let's go." "Looks like she doesn't like you." "Don't talk to me." "I'm still giddy." "It's all your fault." "I made a fool of myself in front of Jerry." "You're a fool anyway." "We must think of a way to let June and Fang share a room." "Otherwise, we can't protect her." "Dad." "What are you doing?" "surveillance." "Outside, balcony, toilet, living room... so I'll know if someone attacks you." "only 1 monitor?" "But we all can see it." "How can I take a bath?" "Turn off the lights and use a torch." "We're not in HK, must keep a low profile." "I've met with the China Police." "They'll assist us in all ways." "Help us secretly." "If all go well, June should be safe." "I received news that" "Big Tin has his men on us." "They may target June anytime." "Crocodile Farm is huge, hard to protect her." "We've to be in disguise." "So we can protect Fang and June." "Chung and Donnie will be in disguise tomorrow." "As what?" "What can you be in a Crocodile Farm?" "Crocodile Audience" "Crocodile?" "Electronic control crocodiles." "It can monitor all angles." "Swim fast with an electric control." "Water and fire resistant, anti- smoke..." "Anti-poison  radiation." "Powerful?" "Is it anti-crocodile attack?" "Flaws are inevitable for a new invention." "I think probably not." "New inventions are useless." "June is ignoring me." "How can I protect her?" "The way magazines wrote about you..." "If I were them, I'd hate you too." "Jerry!" "Let's hide." "Go!" "Go!" "Go..." "Hurry..." "Go!" "Go..." "Hi." "Hi, are you ok?" "I'm ok." "You saw the ugly side of me." "Genetic Human Self-Control condition, right?" "Yes. I remember." "Can I go in?" "Of course." "Ok." "What's wrong?" "Again?" "Yes." "What should we do?" "That's it." "Any meds?" "Medicine?" "No." "When it happened, my mom would kiss me." "Then... treat me as your mom." "She didn't kiss me this way." "Fang, what station is that?" "China Channel?" "Can't be..." "The hosts are weird, like a wood?" "The hosts in the bathroom" "So weird, like a wood." "We're at the crime scene." "There are... two rivals fighting..." "You hit me, I hit you." "You punch me, I punch you." "You slap me, I slap you." "One dies..." "Really dies..." "One runs away." "The police are after the one on the run." "End of the special report." "Why they speak such poor Putonghua?" "Many people can't speak well too." "Ignore him." "Come and cure me." "Kiss?" "Can't stand it..." "Cover my eyes again?" "Yes..." "So you two... and you don't tell me." "You said we're like sisters?" "June..." "Let me explain to her." "Forget it, it'll get worse." "Let's meet later." "See you tomorrow." "Bye-bye." "Fang, did he take advantage of you?" "Did he?" "Where's Lu sir and Iron Mary?" "There." "Good skills." "I must try that." "What did you say?" "Nothing..." "Donnie, being a crocodile better than a gay." "Yes, don't have to act." "Cut!" "Let them take a break." "Good." "What next?" "No problem." "Excuse me, beautiful." "Can we take a photo with you?" "Sure." "Sorry, talk to you later." "How do you want it?" "Full shot." "Reliable sources" "No. 15 Fang is an undercover police." "to protect June." "Be careful." "I knew she was fishy." "Thank you..." "Wait..." "My turn..." "Hi beautiful." "We'll assist you to get rid of Fang." "Great." "Thank you beautiful..." "Thank you." "Bye." "Bye." "Big Tin won't kill June." "He only wants to use her to threaten Fatty." "How can they kidnap her with us around?" "Yes." "If they create chaos, we'll be distracted." "They'll be able to kidnap June." "How?" "I'm thinking..." "How are you?" "I heard that Fang has a powerful back up." "Who is it?" "All of them." "Stylist is her bro." "Iron Mary, her nanny's daughter." "GM, Steven is Mary's boyfriend." "Photographer is her father." "And Jerry is dating her." "Really?" "Oh my god!" "Really?" "Steven is Mary's ex boyfriend?" "lmpossible." "Isn't he gay?" "Oh my god!" "How many men does she has?" "Any other secrets?" "I don't know." "I said nothing." "Big secret..." "Who're you?" "Chi-on, something happened." "Fang had fallen into the water." "Just take a look, ok?" "Fang!" "Take it easy!" "Donnie, Fang fell into the water!" "Go to help!" "Ok." "Don't go!" "Mary!" "No!" "Help!" "Don't be afraid!" "Fang, it's us!" "Awesome!" "Real or fake?" "Mary..." "You're so powerful." "Get away!" "Mary..." "Chung Sir!" "Look!" "Who's that guy?" "What!" "Fang, glad you are ok." "No..." "I feel dizzy." "Jerry, this side." "Feel something wrong?" "What?" "How do crocodiles re-produce?" "Lay eggs." "Do they have sex?" "Of course!" "A crocodile seems getting laid on me." "Me too!" "Help!" "Crocodile pervert!" "Help!" "Run!" "These girls are so fake." "Mary, you should rest more." "I'm so glad you are fine." "We were scared to death when you fell in the water" "We were so worried." "What should we do if you got hurt." "Thank you." "I finally know how much you all care for me." "Sorry, go to crap." "Let me help." "Slowly..." "It's ok." "I can manage." "Slowly, careful." "I can take care of myself." "Good!" "Shit..." "This is a nice colour." "Where from?" "Don't smoke, she'll smell it." "Show you something." "What is this?" "You better watch out " "The Itch magic" "What for?" "Fang has so many backup." "On the finals, I'll spray it on her." "Let her itch and make a fool of herself." "Great!" "How do we spray it on her?" "It's very powerful," "Spray in the air and it'll stick to your clothes." "You'll be itching even with clothes on." "With this air freshener sticker she'll fall for it." "Mary!" "What are you doing?" "Smoking in my room?" "So smelly..." "What's this on my butt?" "Air freshener?" "Perfect!" "Let's go!" "We're leaving!" "Why so fast?" "Crazy!" "Nice smelling..." "Why am I itching?" "ltchy..." "What's wrong?" "ltchy..." "Why itchy?" "After spraying this, I feel itchy." "No way, it's only an air freshener." "What..." "Sprayed again?" "What?" "Oh shit, damn itchy!" "Why is it so damn itchy!" "Mary..." "Steven, you're bad." "You know Mary is my love of my life." "and you do this to her?" "No, damn itchy only!" "You itch for her" "Ridiculous..." "Why are you all scratching each other?" "It's that damn spray." "This one." "This?" "Only an air freshener, so?" "No..." "Smell nice, nothing wrong." "Just wait and see." "How do you feel?" "Something surging forward..." "How is it now?" "Hey..." "What are you doing?" "Damn itchy..." "Don't touch it!" "Damn itchy!" "Oh..." "This is too liberal!" "Foursome for a foreplay" "I take my hat off to you, Mary." "But can you at least close the door." "E-san..." "Shit!" "What so good about that bitch?" "3 men after her." "Moral degeneration!" "I don't get it." "How is she better than me?" "Bitch!" "E-san!" "Chasing after me?" "E-san..." "Such fun inside, why run after me?" "It's not what you think." "I think nothing." "I..." "He's Lu Sir from SCU." "The one after Master Tin." "and cost us to spend few millions on bail." "Let's get him." "Let's kill him." "Be careful." "E-san, no matter what you saw or heard today" "Don't tell anyone." "Afraid?" "What?" "This is fun." "I like it, exciting..." "I like this feeling..." "E-san, listen to me." "I'll explain to you again after the pageant." "No, tell me now." "Come down." "Mary!" "If you don't dump him for me... I..." "I'll jump down from here!" "Fine, I back off." "No!" "Back off together!" "I'm an idealist when it comes to love." "What idealist?" "That is..." "The one I love must love me forever." "The one I dump must forget me at once." "The one I don't love, get lost..." "Go to hell!" "You treat me like that, Mary?" "If you don't come down, I'll switch rooms..." "Switch rooms..." "Mary, you..." "Why should I listen to you to hell, no way." "is he going to be alright?" "You believe a man will die for a woman?" "No..." "Oh my god, what happened?" "Someone jumped." "Jumped?" "Better not let anyone see us." "Oh my god!" "I survive from such a high fall..." "Lucky indeed." "Something is wrong." "What's wrong?" "Cos I don't see anything wrong." "Are you ok?" "Such a mess." "What is it?" "Today's rushes." "Madam" "Something fishy." "You see it too?" "Of course." "An officer must be observant." "We TV guys must be even more." "What you meant 'more'?" "Those famous, more concern." "Those with rich boyfriends, more care." "Those who gifts, more attention." "Hardworking but no name, stay no more." "Look at her." "Look at this one." "And this one..." "Well, this one..." "Look at this one..." "So calm, something fishy." "Oh no!" "June is sharing a room with her." "God!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "What a scary day!" "Why would someone push Fang into the water?" "There're lots of crazy people." "I wanna go to see her." "Ok, let's go after shower." "Coming" "Surprise!" "Iron Mary!" "Fang, are you ok?" "I'm fine." "She just had a nightmare." "So I thought she should share a room with you." "Hey, Phoenix. lron Mary." "Can you switch room with Fang." "Ok." "After my shower." "Thank you." "Thanks." "By the way, I've a secret to tell." "What?" "Jerry and you are getting married?" "No." "Come on!" "June, can you bring me a scrub?" "Ok, you gals chat." "I'll get it for you." "Your scrub." "Put here?" "One more." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Can't you tell?" "Come on... hurry up!" "Fang." "What's up?" "Leaving so soon?" "So drunk..." "Let's get in..." "Let's go on." "Drink more..." "Feels awful..." "Come on, leave her." "Hurry." "Go, go, go..." "Don't drink so much if you can't drink." "You should take care of her." "Yes, she's dead drunk." "Why not look after your girlfriend?" "Do you remember our first kiss in the cinema?" "It was so overwhelming, ecstatic... touching..." "Cry out loud!" "Oh..." "That moment when you kissed me... I had that... that..." "Oh my god!" "It's like being punched... and it knocks you out..." "Who is it?" "A spy." "Dead." "Hurry up." "Can't come in..." "Chi-On, Who's it?" "Wrong door?" "Really?" "Yes." "Woman?" "No." "No, I must take a look." "No." "I must take a look!" "E-san..." "Why open and shut the door?" "Tell you later." "What happened?" "She's with Big Tin." "She tried to kill Fang." "But ended up stabbing herself." "Anyone see it?" "No." "Hide her..." "Hang in there." "Hurry up..." "So heavy." "Put her in." "I wanna play too." "Don't go in... I wanna sleep." "How now?" "Once they're gone, we get her out." "Carry her out?" "It's a corpse!" "Don't pull me along!" "They're gone." "Come on..." "Lighter?" "Go, go, go..." "Are you ok?" "Just a little and you're drunk." "I'm not." "You are." "What do you want to tell me?" "Drink!" "A toast!" "June..." "What?" "I've a secret to tell you..." "What is it?" "I can't wait to tell you." "Who is he?" "So scary. I don't know." "Don't cry." "You..." "I have a masquerade party downstairs." "Did I scare you?" "Peter Wong." "Call me." "CEO?" "CEO Karaoke?" "Where are we going?" "get rid of this corpse." "How?" "Either hospital or mortuary or to the police." "We are carrying a corpse, Chung Sir!" "Let's talk with our superior then." "What now?" "What now?" "She's a TV Station executive Sir." "The other dump 3... were drunk..." "The dead one is an assassin undercover." "To join the pageant." "Yes." "Thanks for your help." "Let's have tea soon." "Good-bye." "I've spoken to E-san to keep the secret." "Lucky we got back safely." "So many attempts on Fang and June." "Just 2 more days to the finals." "Be careful." "We will." "I've increased security at the TV station." "Should be no problem." "Those are not ordinary assassins." "I want to assist." "Assist in protecting your daughter?" "Whatever..." "So scary." "So exciting." "Looks fun." "Fun?" "Don't you like flying?" "So romantic." "Romantic?" "Can I skip it?" "I've got height phobia." "Fang..." "Hi, uncle." "Hi Beautiful..." "Dad, what are you doing here?" "What are you doing?" "They wanna hang me on a wire." "Yes, I can tell." "Free to go out for a while?" "What for?" "People are crowding around a car." "It's a gift for you." "For me?" "Yes." "Go, go, go..." "Excuse me." "What a beautiful car." "Tycoon's son" " Mr. Money." "Mr. Money." "A diamond bachelor." "Yes, he chases after every skirt." "This car is my daughter's." "I'm her father..." "Fang, do you like it?" "What do you mean?" "Hope to make you happy." "It's yours, just nothing." "He's the richest bachelor in town." "Billionaire." "Yes." "Say that last line louder, please." "What a billionaire!" "How much is this car?" "Don't be shocked." "Very cheap..." "Around 3 Millions" "Really cost 3 M?" "To Fang, from Mr. Money." "Done." "Thank you." "You..." "Your gift to me, right?" "Yes." "We've met, I've accepted and wrecked my car." "So now we are done." "Dad, Let's go." "You..." "Fang..." "Mr. Money..." "Fang wrecked the car." "Any action?" "No big deal..." "June, wait." "I've a date." "Not going with you." "I can keep you company." "I'm going on a date." "You wanna come too?" "You already have so many things." "Don't be so possessive." "No. I..." "Fang, let me give you a ride." "I've to talk to you." "You also have a date, why just leave me alone?" "Ok, have fun then." "Bye." "Bye." "Try to use beer to get me drunk?" "I can drink." "Many girls wanna get me drunk." "Really?" "You know, as an artist..." "We've a bunch of girls around us." "But no true love." "Fang, can you be my girlfriend?" "Straight to the point." "We can go on dates but not in public." "In public we cannot appear together." "We cannot watch movies together, dinner... concerts." "Don't get jealous when I'm working with other girls." "You can't call me, call my assistant." "When I call you, you must be there." "When you're sick, I can't see you." "When I'm sick, you can't see me." "We've 10 days of vacation in a year." "But can't stay in Asia." "But I believe..." "We can be very sweet." "You don't know me." "I know you." "Don't rely on the superficiality." "Loving someone is unconditional." "What you just told me shows you don't love me at all." "Fang, I love you." "Stop the car." "Fang..." "You don't want a ride?" "A wrong bus can never bring me home." "Bye-bye!" "Bye-bye!" "I'm so cool!" "I rejected Jerry!" "What are you doing here?" "Nothing." "I... saw you and him..." "So I gave chase... and ran after you..." "You thought he'd take advantage of me?" "No..." "No..." "Take a bus with me." "Great." "I often take the wrong route." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "After the pageant, let's go to see lions in Africa." "I've always wanted that." "I'll ask my secretary to arrange." "I go to the washroom." "Over there." "Thank you." "Look at this, son of a bitch" "Right." "You think so too." "I need a break after this assignment." "Me too." "A trip to Europe." "Me too." "Accompany my mom to see a doctor." "Tickets have been booked." "Filial son." "Mary, would you like to go with me?" "Really?" "Yeah!" "Good!" "I want to buy LV!" "Good bye Mary." "Wishing you well..." "Why are you crying?" "This good man once belonged to me." "He's going away..." "No..." "I've loved two men in my life." "Both gone." "No..." "Who's the other?" "When I was 13, I fell in love with my senior." "Followed him when he were on dates with his tutor." "I never dared to express my love." "But why it brought us sorrows." "Tidal waves in our sea of love breaks our vow." "The men I love have all gone..." "No..." "San San" "You're San San from Form 1A?" "You are?" "Vincent from Form 2C..." "Vincent!" "Vincent?" "San San." "I finally found you!" "I've waited so long for you!" "Really you?" "San San..." "Oh!" "San San!" "I'm hungry." "Hello?" "What?" "What happened?" "June and Chung had been kidnapped." "Video on the net." "to threaten Fatty." "Shut down the net in the witness room." "Fatty has already seen it." "Get ready for a demotion." "You lied to me!" "You didn't protect my daughter." "I tell you lf my daughter is hurt or she can't take part in the pageant" "I will never testify in court." "You hear me?" "Thank you!" "Madam, good news." "The paparazzi followed June on her date." "Coincident to have the kidnapping on video." "including their hideout." "Do we need the SWAT team?" "Madam, we have one here." "Madam, I caused this mess." "Let me redeem myself." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Uncle, why they kidnap you?" "I..." "Cos he's a police officer." "Fang, Mary and the two sissy guys" "They're police come to protect you." "I don't get it." "Your dad Fatty insisted such protection." "So he'll be a witness against my boss." "My dad?" "I hadn't seen him in years... lf you die, your father caused it." "Don't listen to him. ln fact..." "Your dad loves you." "He wants you to join the pageant safely." "So got the police to protect you." "He's a great father." "is Fang your daughter?" "Yes." "She comes to protect you." "I worried so I joined in." "You're a great father too." "All parents must love their children" "Master Tin Master Tin." "Keep a watch on them." "If Fatty testifies against me tomorrow" "Kill both of them." "Yes." "Yes." "Freeze." "Catch him!" "Yes!" "Madam!" "See you no more!" "Freeze." "So good?" "Run." "Look my bash blow!" "What do you want?" "You'll know soon." "Enjoy this famous itchy Magic!" "Damn itchy!" "Police plays me." "Dad..." "June." "Are you ok?" "Fine." "The police saved me." "I've something to tell you." "I miss you, dad." "I'm competing in the pageant tonight." "You must testify against Big Tin tomorrow." "Ok?" "Ok..." "Ok..." "Let's work it out together." "I'll have dinner with Mom and you soon." "Madam" "So do I still need to compete tonight?" "Of course." "The show must go on!" "Go, go, go..." "Ladies  Gentlemen." "First ever Asia Youth Beauty Pageant... starts now!" "Hurry up." "On stage soon." "More make-up?" "Come on, very pretty." "Look's great." "Ok, on stage soon." "What's that?" "Jelly snacks." "Edible?" "It's used to push up the breast effect." "Don't you know?" "Done." "All the best!" "All the best!" "My confidence is back." "Why are you still here?" "Madam, the guy who kidnapped June." "Really?" "Chi-on, Fang and I spotted the suspect." "Lighting deck." "I go to take a look." "Wait." "I'm scared." "Don't panic." "Where to go?" "Wait..." "So high." "Wait for me." "Madam..." "Freeze, police!" "Madam!" "Ok." "Thank you." "Madam!" "Madam!" "Are you ok?" "I'll take a gamble!" "Fang!" "Are you ok?" "Mary, Mary... I'm dying..." "Mary, you won't die." "If I don't die..." "Will you marry me?" "Definitely!" "Mary... I... have more than 10 gel pads." "It becomes bullets proof." "You must marry me!" "After several rounds..." "Everyone must be very excited." "It's time to announce the winner... for the 1st Asia Youth Beauty Pageant." "2nd Runner-up..." "It's a tie." "They are..." "No. 1 Agatha Wang!" "No. 8 Barbara!" "Congrats to the two of you." "Now, it's time... for our 1st Runner-up." "1st runner-up is" "No. 7 June Chow." "Ai Fang." "My daughter made it." "I'm so proud of you!" "Hurry." "Here..." "So excited..." "The moment has come!" "Exciting!" "Applause!" "Your cheer!" "Call out your favourite number." "15!" "Call out loud... 15!" "15..." "You wanna win?" "Next life." "The moment we've been waiting for." "The winner for Miss Asia Youth Beauty Pageant is" "No. 9 Diana." "Oh!" "Diana!" "Damn it!" "Fixed!" "Why don't you look at me?" "Good job, Lu Sir." "Thank you!" "Madam!" "Iron Mary, is your chest ok?" "Has my wedding holiday approved?" "Yes." "Great!" "Thank you..." "Come early." "Attention!" "Congratulations..." "An invitation to me." "Yes!" "Madam!" "Back to SWAT to serve the people." "Yes!" "Madam!" "Finally, I get back to SWAT!" "Congrats." "Thanks..." "Go to retire." "Enjoy yourself." "My daughter has not married a tycoon." "Relax." "We needs you and will" "Convert you to a contract staff + promotion." "Good job." "So?" "Didn't win." "Feeling down?" "I expected it." "You guys told the judges not to score me." "In fact, your score was very low." "We'll transfer you to a new dept." "CID?" "Youth Police Program Host." "Congrats..." "Be friendly to me and give me an autograph." "You're lucky, back to SWAT." "How lucky?" "I've one more wish." "If it can come true, I'll be truly happy." "Why are you smiling like that?" "Fang." "Can we... try dating each other?" "You wanna date me?" "There are rules." "That's ok, tell me." "I'm going to be a TV host soon." "You can date me but... it has to be secretly." "No shopping with me, even." "watch movies, dinner, concerts" "Cannot get jealous when I'm with other guys." "Can't call me but" "I'll call you when I've time." "Then you must come immediately." "10 days of vacation in a year." "Ok." "Must go to Europe." "Why Europe?" "I like shopping." "Plus all your money is mine." "Why are you turning pale?"