"[Unofficial Mobile Suit Gundam 30th Anniversary Special]" "Commander." "What is it?" "Will this be our target?" "You've got it." "But how could such a house... do you?" "Meaning...?" "the more money its owners have stashed away." "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "Is that how it works?" "This is such a drag." "Why Ramba Ral? but don't drag me into it..." "Got a problem?" "N-No..." "Then get to work!" "We'll finish this in five minutes!" "Sir!" "["You'll Get Sued If All You Do is Copy Others"]" "Ouch..." "Huh?" "Ral-sama?" "Nanba-san?" "Huh?" "That's weird..." "Nanba-san..." "What was the meaning of that?" "!" "Don't underestimate the battlefield!" "You almost gave me a scare for a moment there!" "This guy's shaking in his boots." "[Note:" "Parody of Jean's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "Clamp!" "[Note:" "Clamp is vice-chief in Ramba Ral's unit in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "It's Matsuda..." "You're being too careless." "you'll die in no time!" "R-Right..." "Recite them!" "Huh?" "I'm telling you to recite the three principles I taught you!" "F-Forgive me..." "Uh..." "First!" "to leave a minimal trail!" "Second!" "Never touch anything that isn't worth any money!" "And last of all!" "You must conceal your identity." "That's right." "I have been able to survive on this battlefield by following these three principles!" "Never forget them!" "Sir!" "Understood!" "That's good." "Let's begin!" "There we are..." "Acous!" "[Note:" "Acous is an officer in Ramba Ral's unit in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "it's Matsuda." "Somebody's coming!" "Hide!" "Sakata-san." "Is the owner back?" "I'm not sure." "But our only option right now is to wait and see." "Sakata-san!" "Sakata-san?" "Useless Sakata-san?" "Is the Federation mobile suit a m-monster?" "!" "[Note:" "Famous line by Char Aznable from the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "Bring it on..." "Even Lieutenant Commander Char..." "[Note:" "Char Aznable from the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "I've come to collect the rent." "Four life forms detected." "it appears that Master Gintoki isn't here." "I shall return later." "She escaped?" "Or should I say that she let us escape... this is a horrible mess." "That woman..." "Is something wrong?" "I'm bothered by what she just said." "Huh?" "She said there were four life forms in this room." "Assuming that the first is..." "We can forget it." "The second would be Ral-sama." "The third would be myself." "There's one extra!" "What is this?" "Is this the new Federation weapon?" "[Note:" "Parody of the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "Since it's white..." "[Note:" "Gundam is also white.]" "It's a dog." "but its size is..." "Its size is not important right now!" "it's pretty important." "Don't worry." "I prepared a little something for dealing with watchdogs." "Here it is!" "Th-That's... puppy." "It's a yummy cracker." "Now be a good boy... you okay?" "[Note:" "Cozun is an officer in Ramba Ral's unit in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "It's Matsuda..." "And I'm definitely not okay..." "I was careless... forgot about the battle in the heat of battle..." "Can we go home now?" "Gin-san!" "you here?" "Reinforcements?" "!" "Please don't notice us..." "Gin-san..." "What?" "He's taking somebody else's food!" "I-Impossible!" "He's using someone else's house like it's his own?" "!" "so I'll leave for today." "Stetch?" "[Note:" "Stetch is a corporal in Ramba Ral's unit in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "It's Matsuda." "It would be difficult to imitate his hopelessness." "we've already broken two of your three principles." "Let's retreat..." "What are you doing here?" "we're..." "["'Sup!"]" "I see." "Is Gintoki around by any chance?" "Gintoki-san isn't..." "I see." "Then I have no choice..." "We haven't said anything yet!" "Incidentally..." "Who are you people?" "well..." "I've seen your faces before." "What are you talking about?" "It must be your imagination." "That voice..." "[Call the police if you see these faces!" "]" "Hmm?" "Is there something on my face?" "It's just your imagination." "That's it!" "I know!" "That voice is definitely..." "Mi**** Mouse!" "[Note:" "Parody of "Mickey"." "Disney strictly enforces copyright laws in Japan as well.]" "Or his voice." "And that one is Do**ld." "[Note:" "Parody of "Donald Duck"." "Disney strictly enforces copyright laws in Japan as well.]" "There are so many things I could say in return!" "Ral-sama!" "I can see time itself!" "[Note:" "Parody of a famous line by Lalah Sune from the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "Zeygan." "[Note:" "Zeygan is a member in Ramba Ral's unit in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "It's Matsuda." "He's living in a dream land." "We will carry out our mission with our bare hands if we must!" "I'm Kotaro Katsura!" "Nice to meetcha!" "It's no good." "He's already got his mind set." "A real screwball." "which is a term used to describe a child who doesn't look like their parents." "Also used in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "***key and friends..." "Just the thought is lifting my spirits." "What's wrong with this house?" "Only freaks are showing up." "You don't say..." "Times have changed." "These people are beyond our comprehension..." "A tough bunch..." "However... kid." "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "You're able to speak your mind." "What?" "Don't tell me... why don't you join us?" "Are you serious?" "We happen to be short on hands." "I am so grateful!" "Then let us... what are you people doing in my house without permission?" "Eek!" "["Welcome home."]" "great timing!" "Guess what?" "And who are those guys?" "Hamon." "an aide and lover to Ramba Ral in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "It's Matsuda." "You've got good eyes." "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "people usually tell me that I have the eyes of a dead fish." "And you've got guts." "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "I really like you." "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "I have no idea what you're talking about now." "That's Ral-sama for you." "He's changing the subject without actually saying anything so he can confuse us!" "I believe?" "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "I'll be imposing." "I'm sure you can support it." "Gin-san!" "Those people are burglars!" "boy." "But you didn't win on your own." "[Note:" "Parody of Ramba Ral's line in the anime series "Mobile Suit Gundam".]" "You won thanks to that stalker of yours..." "Everybody get the hell out!" "Mi**** *****!" "Huh?" "Who?" "baldie!" "I definitely drank too much..." "My head's killing me..." "Fine." "I'll wake up." "I get it." "I'll take a bath to get the alcohol out of my system." "I feel so much better..." "Huh?" "what?" "What?" "no way." "No way at all." "I have more hair than the average person." "so this could never happen." "I have so much hair that I ask the barber to thin it for me." "Must be my imagination." "It's possible that I was pulling out my hair when I was drunk last night..." "Wha..." "Wha..." "Wha..." "What the hell?" "!" "["You Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone"]" "Something's funny here." "What's going on here?" "!" "Definitely not right here." "What the hell is this here?" "!" "Enough with the here hear hair!" "Is that some kind of That That scam?" "It's me!" "(Ore Ore)" to have their parents deposit money in certain bank account.]" "Kagura-chan." "This here is weird." "This here is bad!" "here!" "What's here?" "Right here!" "Huh?" "Kagura-chan?" "Your head..." "What are you talking about?" "your hair..." "I'm standing right here." "What the hell?" "!" "Those buns were hiding such a horrific secret?" "!" "They fell off the other morning." "I can just clip them on." "that's not what I meant..." "That must be from your dad." "that patch that." "Now you've switched to the that dat that." "[Note:" "Parody of "Ore Ore scam".]" "Is that a different scam?" "I'm talking about your genes." "Shouldn't that there have something to do with your dad there?" "Good grief." "Now you've switched to the that there bare." "The that there scam?" "You can't fool this old lady by changing a few words around!" "This isn't a scam!" "Keep pretending to be my son." "But this mother knows the truth!" "You damn imposter!" "Reveal your true identity!" "Stop it!" "Now is the wrong time!" "Seriously!" "Stop!" "Good morning." "Shinpachi!" "Perfect timing!" "What's going on at such an early hour?" "there's a big problem." "Me and Kagura's hair..." "Ow..." "What's that?" "You and Kagura-chan are here." "That's not what I mean!" "I'm losing my hair!" "What?" "You're losing your hearing?" "somebody's definitely losing their hearing..." "You're pretending to lose your hearing now?" "!" "You're going to scam medical expenses from us!" "Goddamn it!" "Cut it out already!" "You can threaten me all you want!" "This mom won't send any money!" "you two." "I'll go make some tea." "Shinpachi-kun?" "Yes?" "Gin-san?" "Kagura-chan?" "Wha...?" "!" "Wha..." "Wha..." "What the hell?" "!" "And there you have it." "So we're holding an emergency Odd Jobs meeting." "please speak up." "Yes!" "Shinpachi-kun." "Something's wrong here!" "How could we all go bald together..." "There must be a reason for this?" "you." "Don't use any words that directly refer to the condition." "This is a delicate issue." "Try to be more subtle." "Okay..." "There must a reason for this." "We should start by looking for the cause... denied." "Why?" "We can figure that out later." "There is one thing we must do right now!" "inch by inch!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Gin-chan!" "Leave it to me!" "Is this the time to be laughing at other people?" "!" "Didn't you look in the mirror?" "!" "You look like Buffaloman without the horns!" "[Note:" "One of the characters from Kinnikuman (Ultimate Muscle)]" "And you look like a half-assed Atlantis!" "[Note:" "One of the characters from Kinnikuman (Ultimate Muscle)]" "That's fine!" "Atlantis is way stronger than Robin Mask!" "[Note:" "One of the characters from Kinnikuman (Ultimate Muscle)]" "[Note:" "Akuma Choujin are a group of characters from Kinnikuman (Ultimate Muscle)]" "Buffaloman is the only Akuma Choujin that isn't a side character!" "should you really be saying that?" "I'm going to launch these pom-poms!" "[Note:" "Shinobazu Pond is a pond located in Ueno Park in Tokyo.]" "Launch these buns into Shinobazu Pond." "Stop that!" "Why are the two of you fighting amongst yourselves?" "!" "And leave the Akuma Choujin out of this!" "Weren't we going to work together to find a solution?" "!" "Patchy?" "Patchy?" "Stop calling me Patchy!" "It hurts my feelings!" "What's this?" "One of the great tools of our civilization that your father probably used as well." "A scalp massage brush." "It stimulates the scalp to increase hair growth." "We'll slowly tap our hair back." "Let's give it a go." "Ready and..." "We're tapping our hair away!" "What the hell is this?" "!" "The impact from each tap is making more hair fall out!" "This isn't stimulation!" "This isn't hair growth!" "This is bad." "At this rate..." "[Pause]" "We'll end up like this..." "Isn't that bad for the main character of a JUMP anime series?" "Your hair makes you look like a side character." "We're all going to end up like Krillin soon enough!" "[Note:" "Bald headed character from Dragon Ball.]" "There's no future for an anime where you can't distinguish between characters by their silhouettes." "it might be considered original." "An anime where everybody has the same hairstyle." "you can't have a show where everybody's Krillin." "You might want to get off your high horse there." "thinning Patchy!" "What's wrong with Krillin?" "!" "He can use the Destructo Disk!" "[Note:" "Krillin's technique.]" "Vegeta was so worried that he yelled at Nappa to get out of the way!" "[Note:" "Vegeta and Nappa are both characters from Dragon Ball.]" "Madallin." "[Note:" "Madara (Patchy)+ Krillin]" "What's with that half-assed name?" "!" "That's why it's perfect for Shinpachi." "You're really..." "You're really hurting my feelings... the lead." "Kagura." "Think of something." "Just forget it!" "Let's all go bald together!" "You'll be free to choose your own hairstyle then!" "What do you mean?" "That should be obvious." "You just have to wear it." "[Pause]" "Like this?" "there are so many issues I could point out... something like that." "then!" "["Katsura" (also means "Wig")]" "[Pause]" "Woo-hoo!" "I look so cute!" "are you?" "Zip it." "Huh?" "[Pause]" "Hold on!" "Why am I the only one stuck with that Ultimate Muscle crap?" "!" "Weak." "Too weak." "Wigs don't come that cheap." "Huh? and requires constant maintenance." "and Pan*** whose wigs can be spotted a mile away." "[Note:" "Tomoaki Ogura (Announcer) and Kimimaro Ayanokoji (Comedian) and Pancha Ito(Baseball commentator).]" "Really?" "That's setting the bar high." "Wait!" "We have to do something about this hair now!" "If we let it grow in a spiral like this for three years..." "You're so greedy." "Don't get so worked up about showing off what little hair you have left." "This granny hates rotten people like you!" "Kids should shut up and get a buzz cut!" "Madaluxe!" "[Note:" "Patchy + Luxe(hair styling line)]" "Kagura!" "Please stop!" "Patchy is better than nothing at all!" "the more precious it feels!" "Then I'll start with Gin-chan!" "Don't mess with me!" "You just broke through my final line of defense!" "I'll turn you into a patchy too!" "Do it if you can! the show will have to be canceled!" "Who are you calling the heroine?" "!" "I'll turn you into a mascot like Sento-kun!" "Japan in 2010.]" "You can cover your head with curry!" "has curry on his head.]" "Gotcha!" "miss?" "Hey!" "Guys!" "Stop it!" "Madallin!" "Why was that line in unison?" "!" "We're taking you with us!" "Enough of that." "Granny." "Honestly..." "I knew this would happen." "Tama." "Yes." "We have a report from the scene." "Ana Ketsuno!" "Ana Ketsuno!" "this is Ketsuno reporting live from the scene." "The sudden outbreak of hair loss in the Kabuki District has been resolved." "The cause was a virus brought by an Amanto from Planet Namihei." "[Note:" "Namihei is a character from Sazae-san." "He only has one hair on his head.]" "The Bakufu is distributing a special cure after identifying the virus." "Gin-san!" "Okay!" "Let's go to the hospital!" "an extremely long line has formed for the cure. and they will need three months to produce enough for everybody infected." "Gin-san!" "What do we do?" "!" "Three months with this head..." "Means we'll see this." "This show will turn into a crappy anime without a heroine." "Hey." "Can't you see this?" "!" "[Heal (parody of RPGs)]" "Oh?" "Could it be?" "I asked a doctor I happen to know." "get down on your knees." "you better call me Catherine-sama..." "Hey." "right?" "Meow!" "Hand it over!" "Sadaharu!" "Wait!" "Hold on!" "You..." "["Let's Employ 'Candy or the Whip'"]" "Interrogation?" "I like it." "Really brings out my sadistic side." "Kohei Tanaka] is being interrogated by Shinsengumi members.]" "[See you next time.]"