"Roast duck!" "Oh, yeah?" "Cooking is as simple as A, B, C With a Mother Mallard recipe" "Are you hungry?" "How would you like some of Old Mother Mallard's delicious, golden-brown waffles, dripping with melted butter and swimming with maple syrup?" "Well, here's the recipe." "Are you ready?" " Yes." " Mix together one quart of milk and one pound of flour." "Then, to these ingredients, add two fresh eggs." "Eggs?" "Just a minute." " Okay." " I repeat, add two fresh eggs, a dash of baking powder," "and stir thoroughly." "Now, have your iron hot." "And while your waffle is baking," "Old Mother Mallard will give you a few moments of organ music." "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man" "Bake me a cake as fast as you can" "As fast as you" "As fast as you" "Oh, wise guy, huh?" "Patty cake, patty cake" "So..." "Patty cake!" "Is your waffle a nice golden bronze?" "Perhaps you should cook it just a little longer." "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." "That stops you." "Good riddance." "Well, well." "Company." "Come in." "Did you enjoy your waffle?" "I'll bet you did." "Won't you let me hear from you?" "You will." "And so, until next week," "Old Mother Mallard wishes you all her best"