"Yo, Maurice." "It's me." "Back, back." "Back in the line, man." "You're going to let me in, no ?" " We'II see about that." "But I'm your friend." " Yo, Maurice." "Jackie." "Jack." "Jackie." "How you doing ?" "And Miss lovely Amber Waves." " Hi, Maurice." "Where have you been ?" " We were on vacation." "Don't stay away from my club." " You got it." "I tell you, you are the sexiest bitch in the entire country." "I Iove you." " You're such a charmer." "There's your booth." "I'm going to send some clams right over." "I'm ready, I'm available." "You put me in a movie, OK ?" "We're talking box office." "Chi-Chi." "An order of clams for Jack und Amber's table." "Let's go." "OK." "How's it going here ?" "Me and you, we'II take a picture later on, OK ?" "I Iove you, baby." "We were looking for you before." "Where were you ?" "I was here." "seriously, man." "I Iove you back, I Iove you back." "Cowboy." " Cow... that's a cowboy ?" "You like it ?" "It's nice, right ?" " If you Iike it..." "I Iove it, man." "I Iove it." " AII right." "compliments of Maurice." " Oh, thank you." "Can I get a margarita, please ?" " 7-Up for me." "Hi, RoIIergirI." "Did you call that girl today ?" " I forgot." "The weekend is coming up, you'II never be able to see her." "What's the matter down there ?" " I got to go pee." "well, go, then." "Hi, Amber." "Are we still on for the day after tomorrow ?" "More like the day after the day after tomorrow." "Come on, I got to call Rocky and Scotty and Kurt." "A small crew, OK ?" " A Iow-key deal ?" "exactly." " well..." "I mean, do..." "I'm sorry." "Do we have a script ?" "How you doing ?" " Fine." "How old are you ?" "I have a work permit." " No, nothing like that." "You been working here long ?" " A month." "Maurice give you the job ?" "You from around here ?" "I mean, Canoga ?" "Reseda ?" "Um, no." "You know where Torrance is ?" "How do you get here ?" " I take the bus." "What do you want to be ?" " Excuse me ?" "You take the bus from Torrance to come here to do this job." "Can't you get a job like this in Torrance ?" "Yeah, but I don't want to." "So..." "You want 5 or 10 ?" "What ?" "If you just want to see me jack off, it's 10, but if you just want to look at it, it's only 5." "Guys pay you to watch you, do they ?" "You already done it tonight ?" " A couple times." "And you can do it again ?" " If you got 10 bucks." "No." "My name is Jack." "Eddie Adams." "Eddie Adams from Torrance." "Jack Horner, filmmaker." " really ?" "I make adult films, exotic pictures." "I read about you in a magazine." "'Inside Amber', 'Amanda's Ride', you made those, right ?" "Now you know I'm not full of doggy doo-doo." "Want to come back to the table and have drink with me ?" "I'd love to, but I got to work." " You have to get money, pay the rent." "Yeah, I mean, no." "I don't pay rent." "I still live at home." "How old are you ?" "17." "17-year-oId piece of gold." "Right." " Come with me." "I got some people I'd Iike you to meet." "I do know you." "I'd love to come back to your table for a drink, and obviously, you're not full of..." " Doggy doo-doo." "Yeah, but I just couldn't walk out on Maurice." "I'm sorry." "Beneath those jeans, there's something nice waiting to get out." "Bye, Maurice." "Listen, thank you." "Love you, Mamita." "This is the man that you let in anytime, you understand ?" "Fix you some eggs ?" " No." "I'm going to sleep." "Good night." "Good night, honey-tits." "sleep beautiful." "Tom ?" "Yeah, it's me." "I know that it's late, but I..." "Is Andy there ?" "Is he ?" "I'd Iike to say hello to my son, and that's all." "Let me tell you something, Tom." "I know a lawyer." "You understand ?" "You might think I don't, but I do, and I'II take you to court." "Tom, don't." "please." "please." "What the fuck are you doing ?" "What does it look like I'm doing ?" " Can you close the door ?" "will I close the door ?" "That's my wife, you asshole." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Get out." "Go sleep on the couch." "Don't stop, big stud." "That's right." "Oh, Jesus, please." "Shave if you're going to do that." "You scratch my face." " Sorry." "Good morning." "How's it at work ?" "You get home late, huh ?" "You work at a nightclub." "If it means so much to you, you should find one that's closer." "I got to get to work." " At a car wash." "What ?" " You work at a car wash." "You work at a night club." "school never occurred to you ?" "Bye, dad." " Bye." "So, basically, you're getting twice the bass with the TK 43 1 in this system right here." "I don't really know if I need all that bass." "I think you need all that bass." "If you want a system to handle what you want, yeah, you need the bass." "See, this... this is hi-fi, OK ?" "High fidelity." "That means this is the highest quality fidelity." "Hi-Fi." "Two important things to have in a stereo system." "It's the price for the..." "I have this unit in my home." " really ?" "But I got it modified with the TK 43 1, which, uh, kicks it up another, I don't know, maybe 3 or 4, um... quads per channel, you know." "But that's technical talk." "That doesn't really concern you." "still a little uncertain, aren't you ?" "You know what you need ?" "You need a test drive." "It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth." "It's another thing to hear it from the TK 43 1 ." "Let me pop in this 8-track, and tell me what you think, OK ?" "You hear that ?" "You hear the bass ?" "You hear it ?" "It kicks." "It... it turns." "It curls up your belly, makes you want to freaky-deaky." "The system doesn't sound like this without the TK43 1 modification, and we do that in the store right here, very small price." "Move with it if you need to." "It helps me." "Thank you for your time." "well, hey." "So long, partner." "What the fuck was that ?" " What ?" "Have I told you ?" " What are you talking about ?" "With that country-western shit, no one's going to buy a stereo." "What kind of brother are you ?" " AII right." "Look, Jerry..." "I gave you a job here, because I thought your acting stuff might bring some nice pussy into the place, and it has, but I can't have any more fuckups." "You dig ?" "You dig ?" " Yeah, I dig." "Now get in the back and unload those new 484s." "AII right." "Sorry." "settle down, class." "settle down." "This is your final." "Keep your papers face down until I tell you to turn them up." "clear your tables, please." "There should be nothing on your desk but your paper and a pencil." "We're covering chapters 17 through 38." "Your eyes should stay on your test papers, please." "Are we ready ?" "class, begin." "Honey ?" "You OK ?" "Sweetheart ?" "Is something wrong ?" "I got to get back." " I need it once more." "I have to go back to work." "Give it to me, Eddie." " Don't make me pounce you." "I'II do it." " You promise ?" "You want it ?" " Yeah." "How bad ?" " Bad." "You sure ?" " Yeah." "You asked for it." "Oh, God." "Wait." "Stop." "Stop." " What ?" "Your cock is so beautiful." "Do you know how good you are doing it ?" "Having sex ?" "Fucking me ?" "Making love to me ?" "Everyone has one thing." "Everyone's given one special thing." "That's right." "Everyone's blessed with one special thing." "I plan on being a star." "A big, bright shining star." "That's what I want." "That's what I'm going to get." "I know." "I got to go." "Get lucky." "Want a ride ?" " well, I'm going really far." "Do you remember me from a couple hours ago ?" "Yeah, I remember." "Come with us, sweetie." "This is a really cool car." "What I'm trying to tell you, Eddie, is that it takes a Iot of the good old American green stuff to make one of these things." "You've got your camera, you got your film, your lights, your sound, your lab costs, your developing, your synching, your editing." "Before you turn around, you spent maybe $30,000, $35,000," "$30,000 on a movie." " That's a Iot of money." "You bet your ass it is, but if you make a good one, there's no end to how much money you can make." "Have you seen Jack's house ?" " No." "He will." " He'II see it." "You got maybe 15, 30 guys standing around, just making sure that your lighting is right." "You can work out in the morning, at noon, at night." "It doesn't matter if you don't have those juices flowing down there in the Mr Torpedo area, in the fun zone." "But you got to get the people in the theatre." "You need the big dicks, the big tits." "Uh-oh." "Here we go." "How do you keep them in the theatre after they've come ?" "With beauty... and with acting." "I understand you've got to get them in the theatre." "You know ?" "You got to keep the seats full, but I don't want to make a film where they show up, they jack off, and they get out before the story ends." "It is my dream, it is my goal, it is my idea to make a film that the story just sucks them in, and when they spurt out that joy juice, they just got to sit in it." "They can't move until they find out how the story ends." "I want to make a film like that." "I understand, you know, they have to make films." "I've made them myself, that are a few laughs, everybody fucks their brains out, and that's fine." "But it's my dream to make a film... that is true... and right... and dramatic." "You don't want a Fresca ?" " No, thanks." "You're out of limes, Jack." " Check in the kitchen, darling." "I'm going to bed." "Good night, Jackie." "Don't stay up too late." "Good night, beauty." "Good night, Eddie." "glad you came by." "You're great." " Thank you." "She's the best." "She's a wonderful mother." "To all those who need love." "She's really nice." "I'm thinking, I want to be in business with you, Eddie." "really ?" "What do you think ?" " I'd love it." "What do you think of RoIIergirI ?" " She's great." "would you Iike to do it ?" " Have sex ?" "Yeah, I'd love to." "She's really foxy." " You bet your ass she is." "You're officially out of limes." " I'II pick up some tomorrow." "Come here, darling." "Go over there and sit on the couch with Eddie." "Are we going to fuck ?" " Oh, yes." "well, wait a minute." "Are you ready ?" " Yeah." "Are you ?" "Don't you take your skates off ?" " I don't take my skates off, and don't fucking come in me." "Aim it at her tits, Eddie." "Where were you ?" " Nowhere." "Where were you ?" "You see that little slut girl you see ?" "sheryl Lynn ?" "Don't say that." "Make you feel like a stud to see trash like that ?" "Is she your girlfriend ?" " No, she..." "She's a little whore and a little piece of trash." "You're not the only one she sees." "Why would you say that ?" " I heard things about her." "I know what goes on here when I'm not here." "I wash your sheets." "Or you doing something else in there with your music and your posters ?" "What is your problem ?" " Just go." "Go to that little whore." "Just go to your girlfriend." " Maybe I will." "What are you going to do ?" " I'II do something." "You can't do anything." "You're a loser." "You'II always be a loser." "You couldn't even finish high school." "What are you going to do ?" "I'II do something." "I'II run away where you can never find me." "Go ahead." "Fuck that little girl." "What do you think you're doing ?" " I'm getting my stuff." "Your stuff ?" "That's not your stuff." "That's not your stuff because you didn't pay for it, stupid." "None of this is yours." "You leave here, you leave with what you've got." "Nothing." "Nothing." "You understand me ?" "You want to treat me like this ?" "This is what happens, OK ?" "I didn't do anything." " Fuck that little whore." "You think you're going to do this ?" "Goddamn poster." "Never." " Don't do that." "Why are you doing that ?" " You're not going to be shit." "Don't fucking do that." "Don't be mean to me." "I'm not being mean to you." "You're too stupid to see it." "You don't know what I couId do, what I'm going to be." "I have good things that you don't know about." "I'm going to be something." "Don't tell me I'm not." "Don't be mean." "And you don't talk to me." "No." "Fuck." "Eddie Adams from Torrance." "I knew you'd make it." "You take the bus here ?" " Yeah." "It wasn't bad, though." "Great." "I got some people I want you to meet." "You like music ?" " I Iove music." "What kind ?" " AII kinds: rock, jazz, classical." "I want you to meet a couple of great people:" "Buck and Becky." " Hi." "I'm Eddie Adams." "Our new fella." "Becky Barnett." " Nice to meet you." "Oh, this is the new fella ?" "Is that a faccia ?" " That is a faccia." "Faccia's face, right ?" " That's right." "Nice to meet you guys." "Great people." "He's one hell of an actor." "I want you to meet the new boy on the street:" "Eddie Adams." " Hi, Eddie." "Reed RothchiId." "Stick around for a while, OK ?" " Sure." "Make him something special." " Aye, aye." "So, you live on this street ?" " No, no." "I thought Jack just said you did." "No." "Want a drink ?" "Margarita ?" "Two... four..." "Whatever." "Can I ask you something ?" "Do you work out ?" " Yeah." "I can see." "What do you squat ?" " About 3." "Super, super." "What about you ?" "What do you squat ?" "350." "It's no B.S." " That's a Iot." "Where do you work out ?" " In Torrance, where I Iive." "Do you ever go to Vince's out here ?" "No, I would have seen you." "I'm there every day." "I've always wanted to work out at Vince's." "Taste that." "Oh, rock and roll." "Did you ever see 'Star Wars' ?" " About 4 times." "people tell me I Iook like Han solo." " really ?" "What do you bench ?" " well, you tell first." "I asked you first." " Same time." "cool." "Ready ?" " Ready." "One... two... three..." "You didn't say anything." " Neither did you." "Hey, guys." "Look at me." "Thank you, Johnny." "My dear, it's party time." "Oh, do you look lovely." "hello, colonel." "How are you ?" " hello, Jack." "This is my lady friend." "darling, Jack Horner, the finest director in the business." " Do you have any coke here ?" "They can find some somewhere." " Great." "You're no bigger than a minute." " Shy as a butterfly, I'II bet." "Where does he get off telling me how to dress ?" "It's just plain old." "He was pissed off about the music, all right ?" "What's wrong with it ?" " The cowboy look ended long ago." "It's coming back." " No, it's not." "It's over." "You don't know what you're saying." " Yes, I do." "And your bosses are saying the same thing." "What ?" "You have to get a new look." " What ?" "You get a new look." "The look I have is just fine." " What's your look ?" "chocolate Love, all right ?" "Drop it." " I tried opening up a club there." "But you see, I'm just this poor fellow from Puerto Rico." "I got this club here." "That's one thing." "But soon that goes," "I die, and what do I have ?" "I got nothing." "I want something I can send home, to my brothers and say: 'Look at me." "Look at me and all the beautiful women I've been with.'" "You want me to talk to Jack ?" " What am I asking you here ?" "Honey, baby, please talk to Jack." "tell him I can do this." "tell him I won't be bad." " So, you want to be in a movie ?" "I'II see what I can do." " Thank you very much." "Thank you, Mamita." "Maurice, can I talk to you ?" "I need to talk to you now." "Excuse me." " Hi." "Can I join in ?" " Most certainly." "Thank you." "Do a cannonball." " No, no." "Watch this jackknife." "Did it look cool ?" " Pretty good." "Let me show you what you did wrong." "full flip." "You all right ?" " Yeah." "You got to bring your legs all the way around." "I know." "I know." "Like, hey, hey." "This is my point." "What ?" " Wear what you dig." "Just wear what you dig." " That's what I say." "well, what's the problem ?" "should I get that ?" "Can you speak a little louder ?" "A who ?" "Do you know a Maggie ?" " No." "Look, sorry." "There's no Maggie here." "Your mother ?" "Just give me a second." "Watch that for me, OK ?" "Excuse me." "Is there a Maggie here ?" "Maggie ?" "Are you Maggie ?" "Are you ?" "Do you know Maggie ?" "Can you believe this ?" "hello." "I'm sorry." "There's no Maggie here." "No, no." "It's not a problem." "Ciao." "Who was that ?" " Some kid looking for his mom." "What are you doing ?" " What's it look like ?" "That's my wife." " Shut up, bill." "You're embarrassing me." " Yeah, little bill." "Shut up." "little bill." " How's it going, Kurt ?" "What's wrong with you ?" " My fucking wife, she's down there, some idiot's dick in her." "Everybody's standing around, watching." "Yeah, I know." "Anyway, listen." "I want to see about getting this new zoom lens." "And some more lights, too." " Jack wants a minimal thing." "minimal is more photographically than most people understand." "I understand." " I'm talking about other people." "Jacks means minimal." "Not really natural, but minimal." "I was just saying..." " I understand." "I'm trying to give each picture its own look." "Can we talk about this later ?" "You got to go somewhere or..." "Yeah." "No." "I mean..." "I was hoping we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up." "No, hey." "Got you." "You got to go somewhere." "It's only the photography." "Are you giving me shit, Kurt ?" " No way, little bill." "My fucking wife has a cock in her ass on the driveway." "Sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film." "OK." "No big deal." "Sorry." " AII right ?" "Got you." "AII right." "Where is this ?" "I think she's sick." "What the fuck is this ?" " I didn't do anything." "Is she breathing ?" " I don't know." "I think she did too much coke." " Do you think so ?" "This girl's definitely O.D.'d." " Fuck me." "handle this for me." "Drive her to Saint Joe's." "Drop her off in the front." " Got you." "Make sure no one sees the limo." "What the fuck is this ?" "This is twice in two days that a chick has O.D.'d on me." "Maybe you ought to think about getting some new shit ?" "Shit." "She's freaking out." " With all this talk." "Come on." "please don't die." " Hey, hey." "Come on." "Back door, Johnny." " You got it." "Fuckin' shit." "Get out of my way." "Is she all right ?" " Shut the fuck up." "Hey, Reed." " Scotty J. How are you ?" "You know, you know." "Who's this ?" "Eddie, this is Scotty J. He works on some of the films." "Nice to meet you." " Me, too." "You going to be working or..." " Maybe." "probably." " Great." "How'd you meet Jack ?" "I work on the films sometimes." "So if you ever, yeah..." "Come here a second." " That's the boy ?" "could you excuse me for a minute ?" "Very nice to meet you." "Take care." "Eddie Adams, this is the colonel." "How do you do, Eddie ?" " Eddie is interested in film." "I can't give you much advice that Jack probably doesn't know, but I can advise that you think about your name." "My name ?" " A name that makes you happy or something with a little pizzazz." " You see, Eddie, the colonel puts up all the money for our films." "An important part of the process." " Oh, great." "I'm looking forward to it." "Jack says you got a great big cock." "I don't know." "I guess so." "May I see it ?" " really ?" " please." "Yeah." "well, thank you, Eddie." "No problem." " Thanks, Eddie." "You want to hear a poem I wrote ?" "I Iove you, you love me, going down the sugar tree." "We'II go down the sugar tree and see lots of bees... playing, playing." "But the bees won't sting because you love me." "Great." "Did you write that ?" " Yeah." "I write songs, too." "How's it going, boys ?" " Hey, Jack." "Having a good time ?" " It was a great party." "The best." " That's what Jack's house is for." "To have a good time." " That's right." "Coming in." "How about a little bubbles, Reed ?" "I was thinking about what the colonel was saying, you know, about my name." "I was wondering if you had any ideas." "I had some thoughts on it." "What do you think ?" "My idea was, I just want a name..." "I want it so it can cut glass, you know, Iike razor-sharp." "Razor-sharp." "When I close my eyes, I see this big sign, and the name is in bright blue neon lights with purple outline." "And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up because the name is so powerful." "It says 'Dirk diggler'." " I think..." "I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk diggler." "I think the angels have blessed us all because of you." "You're Dirk." " Dirk diggler." "talk to me, Kurt." " 30 to 30." "I got shadows to deal with." " There's shadows in life." "Jack." " Yo." "You, uh, want to go over this ?" "Uh, the set-up is..." "OK." "Here we go." "One, Amber talking to Becky." "They make the calls to the agents to send over some actors." "Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber." "They go at it." "Becky watches." "3, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off." "She gets interrupted by Amber." "They go at it." "4..." "Who's Dirk..." "Dirk diggler ?" "That new boy, good-Iooking kid..." "Eddie at the club." "Good name." "Enter Dirk." "He meets Becky." "They go at it." "No." "Change that." "I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber." "Got it." "darling, where are you going ?" " I got to go wash my vagina." "How long will you be ?" " Two seconds." "You want it clean." "I'm back now." "I'm ready to start." "I'm supposed to come and tell you that they're all ready now." "Do you think you could give me a minute ?" "Thanks." "I'm back now." "I'm ready to start my acting career." "That's right." "You look really good." "And you look really sexy." " Thanks." "I Iike your name a Iot." "Yeah." "It's really cool." "You'II be right down there." "Thanks." "How's my boy ?" "Great." "Let's do it." " AII right." "Remember everything we talked about ?" "You're going to come through the door, walk right over here." "I'II say, uh..." "'Action, Eddie.' That will be your cue." "You walk right over here to the desk to Amber, and we shoot." " Do we go right into the sex or..." "Is that all right ?" " Is it OK with you ?" "Amber ?" " Good." "OK." " You don't need a rehearsal ?" "No." "It's OK." "I can do it." " Then we'II shoot the rehearsal." "could I ask you something, Jack ?" "I was wondering if you could call me Dirk diggler from now on." "absolutely." "I'm sorry." " It's all right." "From now on." " Thanks." "Let's get a good one." "Want to practice your lines ?" " No." "I know it." "You look great." " Thanks." "Does he want me to come ?" " You just come when you're ready." "Where should I do it ?" " Where do you want ?" "Wherever you tell me." " Come on my tits if you can." "Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits." "Yeah." "No problem." "Are you all right, honey ?" "Oh, this is great." "I'm fine." "I just want it to be really good." "I was wondering, is it OK if I really try to make it look sexy ?" "OK." " Great." "Ready ?" "You are coming through the door." "He'II call, 'Action'." "You got the lines ?" "If you drop one, call for it, but do not stop." "Do not stop." "You want some water ?" " No." "I'm fine." "Thanks." "roll it, Scotty." "Speed." "Sticks." " Marker." "Camera's set." "We're ready, chief." "And..." "Action, Dirk." "hello." "Are you John ?" "Yes, ma'am." " Your agency recommends you very highly." "I'm a really hard worker." "I won't disappoint you." "What special skills do you have ?" " I've been in the marines." "I got back from a tour of duty." " You're kidding ?" "It got hard being surrounded by all those guys all day." "How long has it been since you've had a woman ?" "A long time." " That's terrible." "Now I'm back and I'm ready to pursue my acting career." "As you may know, this is an important film for me." "If it's not a hit, I'm going to get kicked out of my apartment." "really ?" " Take your pants off." "It's important I get an idea of your size." "You have the job, but why don't I make sure of something ?" "This is a giant cock." "We've rolled out." "Uh, we got to change mags." "Do it quickly." "Kids..." "Is everything cool ?" " We got to change the angle." "Does it look sexy ?" " Oh, it's great." "You're doing so good, Dirk." " Does it feel good ?" "roll sound, Scotty." "Speed." "Quiet." "Sticks." "Marker." "We're back." "Action, kids." "Ok." "Um, we're going to go down now." "No, do it again." " OK." "John, you're a wonderful actor." "John, you're a wonderful actor." "Go on." "You're amazing." " You feel so good." "You ready to come ?" "Come in me." " What ?" "Don't worry." "I'm fixed." "I want you to come in me." "OK." "Yeah ?" "wonderful." "Cut." "Terrific." " Nice work." "really good." " Looked great." "Very sexy." "Doesn't he fuck like a champ ?" " He rocked." "Jack, we didn't get the come shot." "He came inside her." "Maybe we could go to stock footage or..." "Are you crazy ?" "It won't match." "I couId do it again if you need a cIose-up." "Everyone say: 'Dirk.'" "These are real wood." "These are great." " overly cool." "Are they Iizard ?" "No." "They're italian." "I'm going to fucking buy these." "Guys." "Funny you say that because we should be in a band, you know ?" "You like my shoes ?" "I got them with Reed and Scotty." "They're cool, huh ?" " Yeah." "Embossed leather with reptilian pattern design." " cool." "Can we have some hot sauce here ?" "Hiya, Scotty." "Sit down and help yourself." " Thanks." "Say hello to Jaime Lynn." "Scotty, Jaime Lynn." "You're a Leo, huh ?" "My girlfriend wants to meet you." "This is Raymond." " What's your name ?" "Becky Barnett." " Excuse me ?" "Becky Barnett." "Raymond's a Leo." " I knew it." "What's your sign ?" " Pisces." " I can't deal with no Pisces." "That shirt's pretty sexy, too." " This is imported italian nylon, and it's, Iike, a special edition limited silk print." "It was done by this really famous, um, design artist from italy." "Pick a card." " What's up, baby ?" "I Iove you." "What table's that going to ?" "What's happening, my man ?" "You alive, man." "Yo." "What's up, people ?" "... rise from the deck." "Damn." " Two of diamonds." " That's my card." "incredible." "Doesn't it make you nervous dealing with those evil forces ?" "Horses ?" "What ?" " No." "The evil forces." "evil ?" "No, man." "It's not evil." "It's an illusion." "Yeah ?" "Yeah, it's confusing." "Thank you." "Listen up." "We're going to try and do this all in one shot." "We start like this, and then you roll her over, Dirk." "Try to give me every single position." "Is that possible ?" "If you wrap your leg around..." "No, the other one, the Ieft leg..." "Around and over." "Good." "We can go right into doggy style." " Perfect." "Is the waterbed a problem ?" " Not at all." "I dig it." "It's great." "OK, can we do this ?" "AII right, here we go." "It's going to be great." "Do you want me to use the Spanish accent ?" "Jack Horner has found something special in newcomer Dirk diggler." "Another stellar sexual standout from Horner and Company." "DiggIer delivers a performance worth a thousand hard-ons." "His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding." "When stripped to the bone, DiggIer's more eruptive than a volcano." "Amber Waves' ripe cherry lips do a wonderful job of handling DiggIer's wide load." "And Reed RotchiIds stiff biceps do a slapping good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass." "But it's DiggIer that remains the standout in this film." "It's easy to predict that after only two films" "DiggIer's suck-cess can only grow and grow and grow..." "What else ?" " That's it for now." "Look at the character holmes came up with, for instance." "I just.." "tell me." "I don't like seeing women treated that way." "This Johnny Wadd..." "It's always about slapping some girl around." "It's not cool." "It's just not sexy." "It's not sexy like it should be." "This guy's more of like a James Bond type character." "He's classy." "He's a worId-traveIIed guy." "I Iike that." "Reed could play my partner." "I Iike that a Iot." " We could make it really good." "If you direct it, we make a whole series." "It's exactly what we've always talked about." "please ?" "When we get back..." "set up the typewriter." "We'II see what comes out of it." "I have to talk to the colonel when we get to Vegas." "And, Dirk, you got to work on the colonel, too." "Right, Jack." "I'II do whatever I have to do." "Does this character have a name ?" "His name... is Brock Landers." "His partner's name is Chest RockweII." "Those are great names." "And the award for best newcomer goes to..." "Yes." "My baby boy." "Dirk diggler." "And the award for best cock goes to..." "Dirk diggler." "The award for best actor goes to..." "I've seen all his movies, and I can't wait to work with him." "Mr Dirk diggler." "I don't know what to say." "I guess..." "Wow." "I guess the only thing I can say is I'II promise to keep rockin' and rollin' and making better films." "It seems we make these movies, and sometimes they're considered filthy or something, but I don't think that's true." "These movies we make can be better." "They can help." "They really can." "I mean that." "We can always do better." "I'm going to keep trying if you guys keep trying." "Marker." "Shot of tequila, straight up." "Yes, ma'am." "I've been in this place for 30 minutes just to get a seat." "Are you alone ?" " Yeah." "Just visiting L.A." "Some people told me the food in here was really good." "Good ?" "It's probably the best place to eat in all Los angeles." "I certainly hope so." "I couId die of starvation before I get something in my mouth." "still hungry ?" " Starving." "Why don't you feast on that ?" "Oh, it's true." "What's that ?" "You are Brock Landers." "Freeze." "Don't make me chase you." "We're almost there." "I want you to trim the head." "Dump that shot of Reed with the revolver." "And I want the title card to come flying right at the audience." "Nice." "Piece of cake." " That's my guy." "I told him : 'I want your lightest, bubbIiest champagne.'" "Take a little sip of this and tell me what you think." "This is supposed to be really good stuff." "Take a sip." "Isn't that pretty light ?" "What do you think ?" " beautiful." " Look how spacious it is." "I Iike this, too." " Custom-made." "real imported italian leather." "Watch this." " What's that ?" "My initials." " How'd you think of that ?" "One day I dreamt it up." " Hey, Dirk." "I'm almost finished." " Looks great." "I used a little poetic licence to capture your essence." "Looks great, Jessie." "It's good for conversation." " Jessie did that painting as well, and Buck is still installing the stereo." "And that lamp, real sterling silver." "Very modern." "This is the place for conversation." "You ready ?" " I can't wait." "It's my dojo." " It's all Asian." "It has that whole karate feel." "It's very comfortable." " A Iot of ancient china." "My statues for my awards." " A good place to keep them." "Yeah." "Look at this." " Oh, that's handy." "Can you see yourself ?" "It's great, huh ?" "Oh..." " My whole entire wardrobe." "It's all organized by colour, as well as designer." "You don't have to think about it or anything." "This is my favourite thing in the world." "close your eyes." "OK, you ready ?" " Yeah, baby." "Isn't it beautiful ?" "This it it." "This is the thing." "You deserve this, baby." " Isn't it great ?" "The most beautiful thing I've ever seen." "Want to go for a ride ?" "You set us up, Chico." " You want to fuck with RaphaeI and Ringo, but you don't fuck with Chest and Brock." " Yes, but..." "You're not even worth it." "I gave you a chance." "I trusted him." "well, we almost solved the case." "At least the women are safe." " Let's go get some of that beaver." "No one fucks with Chest und Brock." "The best work we've ever done." " It's a real film, Jack." "It feels good." " You made it fly." "You know, this is the film..." "I want them to remember me by." "Thank you." "As far as I'm concerned, it's all about love." "If you love someone, how hard can the world be ?" "people will come and they will go, and so will problems, but, if you have got love on your side and it is just..." "I mean, it is just deep down in your soul, what problem is going to take your attention away from that ?" "Do you understand ?" "I'm Becky Barnett." "I'm Jerome." "Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you, too." "So what do you do ?" " I'm in the auto industry." "I'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys." "Oh, wow." "That's great." "That's great." "You've got a really nice smile." "Thank you." "The colonel." "floyd GondoIIi." "Great you could make it." "Great, great, great." "How are you ?" "You look happy." " I'm fine." "Meet boys:" "Tommy, Pete." " Meet girls:" "Cyndi, Angie." "These are the next stars." "These are the real people in the world." "We ought to do that talk with Jack now." "Maybe iron this thing out before we start the new year." "What were you feeling ?" "Did you do research ?" "What are you talking about ?" " Nothing." "You want to come with me ?" " Where ?" " It's a surprise." "Yeah." "Let's go." "Excuse me, Jessie." "Hey, Buck." " Hey, Jessie." "How you doing ?" "You sitting alone ?" " Yes." "Todd Parker." " Rockin' Reed RothchiId." "Aw, you made it." "Fuckin' chicks everywhere." " Courtesy of Jack Horner." "I wouldn't mind having a piece of that action over there." "michelle." "I'II introduce you." " Sure." "Introduce her to my lap." "Did you get off work ?" " Don't dance Sunday nights." "Whose 'Vette is that ?" " Dirk." "I'm so jealous." "That shit's jammin'." "Start low with a 350 cube, 335 horsepower, 4-speed, 4-10 gears, 10 coats of orange hand-rubbed Iacquer with a duaI-pIane manifold, full fuckin' race cams." "I'm pretty happy with it." " It's a great look for you." "It's pretty original, I think." " Right." "Take this off." "What were we talking about before ?" "Um, oil painting ?" " No." "No..." "Yes." "I mean..." " Oh, oh, oh." "Sunsets." "Right, yeah." "I was saying that I Iove sunsets." "But sunrises are better." " exactly." "I thought I was the only one who felt that way." "No." "I feel that way." " really ?" " Yes, really." "Hey, have you ever heard my stereo system ?" "I'm going to open my own business." " really ?" "Yes." "It's my dream, OK ?" "It's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices." "It's called Buck's Super Stereo world." "That is a fucking great idea." "In the eighties, that's when it's going to happen for real." "really ?" " Yes, really." "The 1980s." "I wanted to tell you how much I Iove you." "It's going to be a new year." "We're going to start things, and I wanted you to know how much I care about you." "I really care about you, honey." "You're my little baby." "You're the best thing that's happened to me since my son went off." "I Iove you, honey." " I Iove you, too." "Fuckin' 1980, you know ?" "Can you believe it ?" " I can't." "It's the next thing you know, it's going to be 1990 and 3000." "I mean, can you imagine ?" " Good-bye, 1979." "hello, 1980." "Make sure you snort it back..." "real quick and hard." "Like this." "Ah, it burns." " It's good, though, right ?" "It's going in my throat." " The drip's the best part." "It tastes like aspirin." " Do one more in the other nostril." "I need a drink of water." "One more..." "and then a drink of water." "Do I Iook cool when I do it ?" "So let's talk about the future." "Let's talk about what it really means to this industry, and about how all of us, not one of us, how all of us are going to profit." "I've been doing theatre in San Francisco, San Diego about as long as you've been doing stag and hard core." "We're all familiar with your biography." "No on is doubting you." "Then why the resistance ?" "This industry is going to be turned upside down." "Why help it ?" " Why not be prepared ?" "The colonel's got the money." "You got the talent, Jack." "I got the connections to the maiI-order distribution, not to mention those kids who are hot fuck action to the max." "This is the future." "Videotape tells the truth." " Wait a minute." "You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future ?" "That the future is tape, videotape, and not film ?" "That it's amateurs and not professionals ?" "I'm a filmmaker." "That's why I will never make a movie on videotape." "I will never loan out an actor that I have under contract." " Wait, Jack." "I'm not a complicated man." "I Iike cinema." "I Iike to see people fucking on film, but I don't want to win an Oscar." "I Iike simple pleasures, butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth." "That's just me." "call me crazy, call me a pervert, but there's one thing I want to do in this life:" "I want to make a dollar and a cent in this business." "I'm not trying to hurt you." "I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game." "We're going in circles now, but we're in familiar territory." "The territory we're in is the future, not to mention the cost." "If it looks like shit and it sounds like shit, then it must be shit." "You're holding on too tight." "It doesn't have to look good." "film is just too damn expensive, and the theatres are converting to video projectors." "I haven't heard that." " well, it's true." "10 minutes before the new year." "I'd Iike to spend it with my friends." "We will or will not continue this conversation." "Hey, Dirk." " Man, what's up ?" "Fuckin' New Year's, right ?" " 1980." "Did you see my new car ?" "Want to see ?" "AII right." " cool." "It's out front." "Dirk, I want you to meet my friend Todd Parker." "How are you ?" " We finally meet." "I was telling you about him before." "He works at Party Boys strip club." "You're a dancer." " Yeah." "I got some moves." "Dirk, I'm sorry." "Are you coming ?" "Yeah." "I'II be around in a little bit." "We can talk then." "See you later, Reed." "When you get by the lights, close your eyes, OK ?" "AII right, just follow my voice." "AII right, here, here, here, here." "Here, here, here, here." "Keep coming." "AII right, open them." "This is it." "cool." " You want to get inside ?" "When did you get this ?" " Yesterday." "The paint might still be sticky." " This is great, man." "You want to go for a ride ?" " How much time is left ?" "I'm sorry." " What's the matter with you ?" "Why did you do that ?" " You look at me sometimes." "I want to know if you Iike me." " Yeah, I Iike you." "Can I kiss you ?" "Can I kiss you on the mouth ?" "No." " please let me." "I'm really sorry." "I didn't mean to grab you or scare you." "Do you want to kiss me ?" "No ?" "What is the matter with you ?" " Forget it." "I'm really drunk." "I'm just..." "I'm out of my head." "I'm so..." "I'm really wasted." "really, Dirk." "I'm crazy right now." "I'm really crazy." "Do you want to go back inside ?"