"(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(DARK PIANO MUSIC)" "(SWOOSHING SOUND)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "HEY, MONKEY BUTT, TIME TO GET ROBOTNIK" "TO LET YOU USE HIS RIDE." "I TELL YA, WHEN I CATCH YA, HEDGEHOG," "YOU'RE MINE, MINE, MINE!" "DREAM ON, CIRCUITHEAD." "AFTERBURNERS!" "♪" "YIKES!" "WHOA!" "I EVEN HOLD THE SPEED RECORD FOR RUNNIN' BACKWARDS." "HUH?" "HEY, UH, WHERE'D THE CLIFFS GO?" "HAPPY LANDING!" "ARRGGHH!" "OH, THERE THEY ARE." "(SMASH)" "MAJOR FENDER-BENDER." "ROBOTNIK IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "YOU DID WHAT WITH MY EGG-O-MATIC?" "MALE #1:" "UH, I SORTA BORROWED IT." "BORROWED IT?" "YOU STOLE IT," "YOU PSEUDOSIMIAN SAP!" "GIVE IT BACK AT ONCE!" "OH, RIGHT--GIVE IT BACK, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH," "I'LL GIVE IT BACK, I-- OH, UH--I CAN'T." "YOU CAN'T?" "WE CAN!" "(CLANKING THUD)" "MY EGG-O-MATIC, OH NO!" "COCONUTS TOTALED IT, YOUR SUPREME SLIMINESS." "I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT, JUST A LITTLE ACCIDENT, HA-HA." "YOU RUINED MY BABY!" "WHOA!" "OH, I NEED TO SIT DOWN." "NO, COCONUTS, YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN." "(WHIRLING)" "IT'S OVER, MONKEY BUTT." "I'M SORRY I EVER MADE YOU." "GOODBYE." "AM I GOING SOMEWHERE?" "YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION," "A PERMANENT VACATION!" "(SCREAMING)" "HEY, HOW COME WE NEVER GET A VACATION?" "YOU'LL GET A VACATION WHEN I FINISH THE SECRET PROJECT" "I'VE BEEN WORKING ON." "WHAT SECRET PROJECT IS THAT?" "WHICH SECRET PROJECT?" "WHY, THE ONE THAT'S A SECRET!" "(DRAMATIC CHORDS)" "WHOA-OA-OA!" "OOH, DO YOU SUPPOSE HE MEANS THE BIG MONSTER IN THE BASEMENT?" "BEATS ME." "SOON, YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY IN MY POWER," "AND I'LL USE YOU... (MASSIVE GROWL)" "TO CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE." "AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF, TOO." "(SOFT MUSIC)" "(SOBBING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "COCONUTS:" "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, STOP BLUBBERIN'" "AND HELP ME DOWN FROM HERE, WOULDYA?" "WHO TALK?" "COCONUTS:" "UP HERE, YA BIG APE!" "COULD YA HELP ME UP HERE, HUH?" "COULD YA?" "BOOM-BOOM HELP." "(SMACKING THUD)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK SURE GETS UPSET OVER A LITTLE THING" "LIKE WRECKING HIS EGG-O-MATIC." "ARE YOU MY DADDY?" "HA-HA-HA-HA, YOUR DADDY, HA-HA-HA-HA." "UH, DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR DADDY?" "UH-HUH, FEED ME, DADDY!" "AH-UH, LOOK, KID, I GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS." "UH, CHOMP ON A BANANA OR SOMETHIN'." "AHH, BOOM-BOOM LIKE BANANA!" "(SPLURT)" "EEE-OOOF!" "(PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "DADDY LIKE BANANA?" "MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM." "AW, STOP CALLIN' ME THAT, WOULD YA?" "I GOTTTA GET THIS BANANA SLOP OFF OF ME AND FIGURE OUT" "HOW TO GET BACK IN GOOD WITH ROBOTNIK." "BOOM-BOOM SORRY." "SORRY, HUH?" "MY LIFE'S FALLIN' APART, AND HE'S SORRY." "HA, BOOM-BOOM MAKE BATH TIME, CLEAN YOU UP!" "(SOFT MUSIC)" "♪" "OH NO!" "AH!" "(SPLASH)" "HMMMM?" "HUH?" "HA-HA, THERE:" "BOOM-BOOM'S DADDY ALL CLEAN." "STOP CALLING ME DADDY!" "WHAT WOULD I WANT WITH A TWO-TON BABY APE" "WHO CAN LIFT GIANT ROCKS, FIRE BANANAS LIKE A SHOTGUN..." "HUH?" "AND HELP ME CAPTURE THAT PESKY HEDGEHOG," "SO ROBOTNIK WILL TAKE ME BACK!" "BOOM-BOOM, MY LONG-LOST SON!" "(GASPING)" "DADDY!" "(WEEPING)" "HUH?" "SAY, UH, WHY ARE YOU CALLED "BOOM-BOOM," ANYWAY?" "BOOM, BOOM BOOM, BOOM!" "(SCREAMING)" "OKAY, I GET IT, I GET IT, PUT ME DOWN!" "OKAY, DADDY." "OKAY, NOW, HERE'S YOUR FIRST LESSON:" "DADDY IS ALWAYS RIGHT," "AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS WRONG." "WHO'S HE?" "DADDY'S WORST ENEMY," "AND TOGETHER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE MOBIUS A SONIC-FREE ZONE." "READY TO HELP DADDY GET RID OF THAT NASTY HEDGEHOG?" "UH-HUH." "FIRST, A DETOUR-- YEAH, YEAH, WOO HOO!" "MOVE THAT ROAD SO IT RUNS INTO THE CLIFF." "HA-HA, OKAY, DADDY." "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, DEAD END!" "NO OUTLET, NOT A THROUGH STREET, HA-HA-HA!" "NOW, PUT THAT BANANA PEEL HERE." "PERFECT!" "DO YOU SEE THE PLAN, DO YA, HUH?" "UM..." "NOPE." "SONIC COMES ZOOMIN' DOWN THE ROAD," "HE SLIPS ON THE BANANA PEEL," "AND THEN SMASHES INTO THE CLIFF." "THEN, WHEN I SAY, "DROP THE BOULDER,"" "YOU BEAN HIM WITH THAT ROCK." "NOW DO YOU GOT IT?" "UHH..." "NOPE." "OH, LOOK, I'LL SHOW YA." "SONIC COMES ZOOMIN' DOWN THE ROAD," "SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL," "AND SMASHES INTO THE CLIFF..." "AND THEN YOU DROP THE BOULDER ON HIM." "WHOA!" "(THUD)" "HA!" "BOOM-BOOM LEARN FAST!" "NOW I GET IT, DADDY!" "WELL, WHEN I CATCH SONIC, YOU'LL REALLY GET IT." "(JAZZY MUSIC)" "HEAR THAT, TAILS?" "THE ROBOT'S FIENDISHLY WICKED PLAN SPELLS CURTAINS" "FOR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." "NOT!" "SOMEHOW, OL' COCO-NERD'S GOT HIMSELF A JUMBO-SIZED FRIEND." "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SONIC?" "THROW A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THE WORKS." "CHECK IT OUT." "NOW, REMEMBER:" "DROP THE ROCK" "THE SECOND YOU HEAR SONIC CRASH INTO THE CLIFF." "THE SECOND I HEAR CRASH?" "YEAH, YEAH, THE SECOND YOU HEAR THE CRASH." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "HEY, YOU!" "YO, BOGEY!" "(GASPING)" "THE SECOND YOU HEAR THE CRASH, BEAN 'EM!" "THE SECOND I HEAR CRASH, UH, UH, WHAT'S "BEAN 'EM"?" "(SWOOSHING SOUND)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "WHO WAS WINNING?" "I THINK THE BLUE ONE WAS A LITTLE AHEAD." "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK." "♪" "YOU'RE HISTORY, HEDGEHOG!" "HISTORY'S NOT MY BEST SUBJECT." "HOW 'BOUT PHYSICS?" "WOO-HOO-HOOOO!" "HA, YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME AGAIN, HUH?" "WELL, I MAY BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT STUPID." "SONIC'S AHEAD OF ME, RUN IT BACKWARDS," "SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOIN' FORWARDS." "OOOH, YOU'RE SO SMART, IT SMARTS." "WHOA!" "(THUDDING CRASH)" "THAT CRASH MEANS YOU CAN DROP THE ROCK." "OH!" "BEAN HIM!" "THANKS." "HEY, BOOM-BOOM, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID" "ABOUT DROPPIN' THE ROCK?" "YOU CAN... (MASSIVE THUD)" "FORGET IT." "COCONUTS IS DEFINITELY BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE." "SLICK TRICK, SONIC!" "(WEEPING)" "BAD HEDGEHOG HURT DADDY!" "DADDY?" "LOOK, DIAPER DRAWERS," "I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU:" "THAT'S NOT YOUR DADDY." "HE IS DADDY, HE SAY SO!" "DADDY ALWAYS RIGHT, SONIC ALWAYS WRONG!" "(LULLABY MUSIC)" "(CHIRPING BIRDS)" "IF HE'S YOUR DADDY, I'M A SLO-MO." "HE'S A ROBOT, KID." "NUTS AND BOLTS FROM TOP TO TOE." "(CRYING)" "BUT IF HE NOT MY DADDY, THEN WHO IS?" "GOOD QUESTION." "WHEN DID YOU SEE YOUR DADDY LAST?" "LONG TIME." "BAD MAN COME, TAKE DADDY AWAY IN CAGE." "BOOM-BOOM NEVER FIND DADDY." "DON'T SWEAT IT, KID, WE'LL FIND YOUR POPS." "TAILS:" "WE WILL?" "SONIC:" "SURE." "IT'LL JUST TAKE A LITTLE DETECTIVE WORK." "COOL!" "WHADDYA THINK, TAILS?" "WHO DO WE KNOW THAT'S SLEAZY ENOUGH TO KIDNAP THE DADDY" "OF OUR BOUNCIN' BABY BUDDY HERE?" "DR." "ROBOTNIK, BUT WHY?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "AT LAST, I'VE FINISHED THE CONTROL DEVICE" "FOR MY ULTIMATE WEAPON!" "AND HERE IT IS." "GEE, IT'S SMALL FOR AN ULTIMATE WEAPON." "OUCH!" "THAT'S NOT THE WEAPON, DIM-DIM!" "THAT'S JUST THE REMOTE CONTROL." "I KNEW THAT." "HE IS THE WEAPON." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "NOW, WALK!" "(BEEPING)" "(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)" "SMASH THAT BRIDGE!" "(BEEPING)" "BREAK THAT DAM!" "(BEEPING)" "(SMASH)" "(GUSHING WATER)" "IT WORKS!" "AND NOW I'M READY TO CONQUER EVERY INCH OF THE PLANET MOBIUS." "♪" "DO YOU TWO REALIZE WHAT AN EVIL GENIUS I AM?" "YOU WERE EVIL-GENIUSY ENOUGH TO MAKE ME, YOUR MALICIOUSNESS." "AND EVILER AND GENIUSER TO REALIZE YOU COULD DO BETTER" "AND MAKE ME." "AND NOW, IN MY WICKED WISDOM," "I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU BOTH UNNECESSARY!" "WHOA-OA-OA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?" "UNNECESSARY!" "HA-HA, YEAH, GREAT!" "WE GOT PROMOTED FROM USELESS!" "(BEEPING)" "WITH THIS CREATURE IN MY POWER," "WE CAN CONQUER MOBIUS ONCE AND FOR ALL!" "HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT, YOUR PUTRIDITY?" "I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED." "ACTIVATE THE COMPUTERIZED SIMULATION SCREEN." "HA-HA, OH BOY--WE GET TO SEE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN." "(THUD)" "YEAH, BUT DO WE HAVE TO FEEL IT, TOO?" "ROBOTNIK:" "MOUNT MOBIUS." "NO ONE'S EVER CLIMBED IT UNTIL NOW." "MY GORILLA GRANDEE WILL CLIMB TO THE TOP" "AND INSTALL THE MOST POWERFUL LASER CANNON EVER BUILT." "FROM THAT SPOT, IT WILL BE CAPABLE OF BLASTING ANY CITY" "ON THE PLANET." "(BLASTING NOISES)" "YEOWW!" "MOBIUS WILL BE FORCED TO SURRENDER TO ME." "COME, YOU SIMIAN SIMPLETON." "IT'S TIME TO DISPLAY YOUR MONSTROUS TALENTS." "♪" "(GASPING)" "(CRASHING THUD)" "THE APE AND I ARE GOING TO CONQUER MOBIUS." "I'LL DEAL WITH YOU DUMBBOTS LATER." "HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS, HEY!" "OVER HERE!" "IT'S COCONUTS!" "WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?" "ARRGGHH!" "WHOA-OA-OA!" "(SCREAMING)" "HIYA, GUYS, HIYA." "I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE DEAL, MAYBE." "DEAL, WITH YOU?" "NO WAY." "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I GOTTA PLAN THAT'LL" "GET US ALL BACK IN GOOD WITH ROBOTNIK." "WE'RE LISTENING." "THAT BIG APE HAS A LITTLE KID." "YEAH, HE DOES, I MET HIM." "SO?" "SO THE LITTLE KID IS LOOKIN' FOR HIS DADDY." "AND SONIC IS HELPIN' HIM, YEP, YEP, YEP" "THE HEDGEHOG HIMSELF!" "WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH US?" "SO, WE DISGUISE OURSELVES AS THE KID'S DADDY," "AND CAPTURE SONIC!" "WE DO?" "YEAH, WE DO!" "AND WHEN WE HAND SONIC OVER TO DR. ROBOTNIK," "HE'LL LOVE US, LOVE US!" "THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD." "COMPLETELY STUPID, HOPELESS." "BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK." "LOADS OF POTENTIAL." "WE'LL DO IT!" "(PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "HOW COME I HAVE TO BE ON THE BOTTOM?" "'CAUSE YOUR SCRAWNY LEGS FIT THE COSTUME." "AND I'M THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION." "BRAINS TO BODY:" "FORWARD, MARCH!" "(EXCITED HOOTS)" "(THUD)" "MALE #2:" "GROUNDER, I THINK I'M SITTING ON OUR BRAIN." "TAILS:" "WE'RE GONNA STORM ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS?" "SURE." "ROBOTNIK'S NOT GONNA BRING BOOM-BOOM'S DADDY TO US," "SO WE GOTTA GO GET HIM." "WHAT'S THAT?" "GUESS WE DON'T NEED TO ATTACK." "IF THAT'S AN APE, I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE." "YOU MY UNCLE?" "BOOM-BOOM, MY LONG-LOST SON!" "DADDY!" "TIME FOR A VISIT FROM THE SPCA." "THE WHO?" "STOP." "THIS IS AN OFFICIAL INSPECTION" "BY THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO APES." "NOW, COME DOWN HERE, LITTLE BABY." "DO YOU HAVE THE PROPER QUALIFICATIONS" "TO TAKE CARE OF THIS CHILD?" "WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO?" "PLAY ALONG." "YEAH, NEVER MESS WITH THE SPCA." "COCONUTS:" "UH, AHEM." "YES, MA'AM." "WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO PROVE TO ME YOU'RE A FIT PARENT." "CAN YOU BURP HIM?" "SHOW HIM HOW YOU LIKE TO BE BURPED, BOOM-BOOM." "PAT ON BACK, LIKE THIS." "(CLUNKING THUD)" "AND YOU MUST ALWAYS CALL HIM BY NAME." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SONNY?" "BOOM-BOOM!" "(SHOUTING)" "AND MOST IMPORTANT, YOU MUST KNOW HIS FAVORITE LULLABY." "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LULLABY, BOOM-BOOM?" "♪ ROCK-A-BYE BABY, ON THE TREETOP ♪" "♪ WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, THE CRADLE WILL ROCK ♪" "(STRONG WIND)" "(YELLING)" "♪ WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS, THE CRADLE WILL FALL... (SCREAMING)" "AND DOWN WILL COME BABY... (CRASH)" "CRADLE AND ALL ♪♪" "HMM." "BEIN' A DADDY AIN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE." "SORRY, BOOM-BOOM, THAT WASN'T YOUR DADDY, EITHER." "JUST A CHEAP IMITATION." "(SOMBER MUSIC)" "BUT IF THAT NOT DADDY, WHERE IS HE?" "HUH?" "(BUZZING)" "WHAT WAS THAT?" "SONIC:" "SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM MOUNT MOBIUS!" "HEY, GET YOUR OWN BINOCULARS!" "SONIC:" "UH-OH." "DOES THAT BIG GUY LOOK FAMILIAR?" "DADDY!" "HA-HA-HA-HA!" "THEY CAN ATTACK HALF OF MOBIUS FROM UP THERE." "WE'VE GOTTA STOP 'EM!" "COME ON, BOOM-BOOM, WE'VE GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!" "(FANCIFUL MUSIC)" "(PANTING)" "BIG CLIMB!" "(PANTING)" "WHERE'S SONIC?" "SONIC DOWN THERE." "HUH?" "JUST WAITIN' FOR YOU GUYS..." "TO GET OUT OF THE WAY." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "THEY'LL BE OUT OF THE WAY, ALL RIGHT." "AND SO WILL YOU, YOU PERPETUAL PEST OF A HEDGEHOG." "(GASPING)" "DADDY!" "♪" "FORGET IT, YOU SIMPERING LITTLE SIMIAN." "YOUR DADDY IS UNDER MY CONTROL NOW." "(BEEPING)" "(THUD)" "OOF!" "(LAUGHING)" "AS SOON AS I TAKE CARE OF YOU, HEDGEHOG, MOBIUS WILL BE MINE!" "FIRE, YOU APE MONSTER, FIRE!" "LOOK OUT, SONIC, HE ALMOST GOT YA!" "I KNOW:" "THAT THING CAN'T BE PLUGGED IN UP HERE." "IT MUST BE RUNNIN' ON A BATTERY." "AND BATTERIES DON'T JUST KEEP GOIN' AND GOIN' AND GOIN'." "HERE I AM, HIT ME!" "(BLAST)" "OVER HERE!" "(BLAST)" "NOW, OVER HERE." "(BLAST)" "I FIGURE THAT BATTERY SHOULD RUN OUTTA JUICE RIGHT ABOUT..." "NOW." "HUH?" "I STILL HAVE THE APE UNDER MY CONTROL, HEDGEHOG." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "DADDY!" "NO!" "YES!" "KEEP TALKIN' TO HIM." "DADDY, IT'S ME, BOOM-BOOM!" "HA-HA, BOOM-BOOM!" "(CLICKING)" "(BEEPING)" "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, YOU KNOW." "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!" "OW, OW, OW, OW!" "(CRASH)" "BOOM-BOOM?" "BOOM-BOOM!" "DADDY!" "(SNIFFLING)" "FAMILY REUNIONS ALWAYS GET TO ME." "ME, TOO." "(WEEPING)" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOOM-BOOM?" "BOOM-BOOM LOST HIS RATTLE!" "THERE, THERE, DADDY GET YOU NEW TOY." "OH NO!" "NOOOO!" "(RATTLING)" "(LAUGHING)" "I..." "HATE..." "THAT...." "HEDGEHOG!" "(FANCIFUL MUSIC)" "♪" "ARRGGHH!" "YEOW!" "BOOM-BOOM?" "I'LL BOOM-BOOM YOU, YOU MUSCLE-BOUND APE." "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?" "BOOM-BOOM GONE." "NO PROBLEM, I'LL FIND HIM FOR YA." "BUT NEXT TIME, DON'T WANDER OFF WITHOUT LETTING YOUR DADDY KNOW" "WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE." "THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, PALS." "ALWAYS TELL YOUR FOLKS WHERE YOU'RE GOING," "AND WHEN YOU'LL BE BACK." "BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T." "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪"