"THE DOLL WITH THE MILLIONS" "Part One" "Madam Collie, the rich widow, was dying in Paris" "The closest relatives were being killed ... by the slowness of the nearly departed" "Nephews of madam Collie :" "Pierre and Paul" " I have good news for you, gentlemen ..." " The patient is better !" "..." " Lend me some money ..." "At least 5 francs ..." " You still owe a debt to me !" ""The dancer Blanche's performance was most unsuccessful." "She had no talent and no temperament"" " Was it so difficult to pay the journalists, so they could finally see my talent and temperament?" ""The charming Blanche is dancing at Moulin Rouge"" " To hell with the those nonsense news pieces about the showgirls." "I need to urgently find out who is getting Madame Collier's inheritance." " You should pay for good news stories" " To sell, or not to sell ?" "that is the question !" " Don't shoot yourself !" "..." "I'll think of something ..." " Don't be scared !" ".." "I have sensational news !" "We'll split the money ..." " Madame Collie is leaving her inheritance to... ..." "Madame Collie is dead !" " I don't have any money ..." ""From reliable sources we inform you that madam Collie's will is written in favor of her nephew" " Pierre"" " Well, considering the latest news, I can pay you back the debt." " Tell auntie ..." "Everybody was waiting for the will to be opened." "(LATER SEQUENCE THAT HAS SLIPPED INTO THIS SCENE SOMEHOW !" ")" ""My entire estate, which consists of Tripoli Kanal shares in the amount of 300.00.000 francs, I'm leaving" "... to my niece" " Maria Ivanova"" ""Before my cousin escaped from Moscow she married a Russian, and hid Maria's documents inside her doll"" ""Maria's distinctive marks - 17 years old, birthmark on a shoulder"" ""She will be able to get her inheritance on the day she gets married"" " For auntie's grave stone !" " Auntie let us down..." "Now, if you could lend me 10,000 francs   we will organise a search party for the niece with the doll the birthmark and the millions" ""Goodbye baby !" "I am on the search of the rich fiancee." "Forgive your old man"" "In Moscow" " Cut !" " Next !" ".." ""Advertisement." "In desperate need of a 17 year old model, with a birthmark on a shoulder." "Grand Hotel." "Room 26"" "Adds:" ""THE PAINTER HAS MOVED TO HOTEL SAVOY"" ""In desperate need of a 77 year old model"" " Are you sure you are not younger than seventeen ?" "!" " No, my good man, I've just turned seventy seven." "Searching for the doll" "DYNAMO" " Ivanova !" ".." " Marusia, get ready !" " Cousin !" "Hard working science students" " Your cousins !" " Don't let them in !" "..." "Say I'm not here !" " She's not at home." " We'll wait !" " I'll show them !" "..." "Next morning" " What have you done ?" "All the needles were there !" ""Birth certificate form:" "Maria daughter of peasant Peter Ivanov"" " You are my cousin !" "You have inherited millions !" " I'm asking for your hand in marriage" " This needs to be discussed ..." " We made a mistake." "There are no documents in this doll." "It's the wrong Ivanova." " If the stock ratio of these shares doesn't go down, you will be getting ..." " ... approximately   THREE MILLIONS !" "..." ""Improving the living conditions of the proletarian student body : 500 000 roubles." "Chemistry Department : 100 000 roubles." "Ivanova.... dresses - ten roubles"" " Give me the address of Maria Ivanova, 17 years old." " The hen has chased the cock ..." " I'm faithful to you !" ".." "We will be rich..." "But you need to distract Paul for me." " So, it's decided:" "The wedding is tomorrow !" " Book the wedding tomorrow at 1 pm." " Miss has left to get a wedding dress." ""Since comrade Ivanova had received a large inheritance I have a full confidence that she will be able to pay her utility and rent bills"" " Name !" ""The wedding of M. Ivanova and P. Kuzinai at 1 pm"" ""Paris." "To notary Verger." "Found her." "Getting married tomorrow." "Pierre"" ""Paris." "To notary Verger." "Found her." "Getting married tomorrow." "Paul"" " Are you still looking for a model ?" " Your name ?" " Maria Ivanova" " And the doll ?" " I love you !" ".." "We have to get married !" " To get the inheritance it's also necessary to register a civil union ..." " Ok, let's say I will get married !" " And the next day, I will get a divorce !" " The groom has arrived !" " Come around, I want you to try some sweets !" " Eat them yourself !" " Am I interrupting ?" " It's all right ..." "We are leaving soon" " You have killed our chance of happiness." "Who are you?" "Why did you take Pierre from me ?" "The next day" " It's time to get married !" " Tripoli Kanal had collapsed ..." "The shares are worthless ..." " Now we don't need a fake marriage" " That's right, we don't need a fake marriage !" ".." ""Comrade Ivanova can take consolation in the fact that while she will only a see a smile from the fantastical millions, she will however receive a real university allowance"" "The End" "Translation by mproust87, palefirefilm, platoonskateboard and lois123." "Programming by Knappen."