"Well..." "What do the weather forecasters promise us for tomorrow ..." "So, the forecast is only 20 degrees." "But above 0." "A bit Cloudy, warm wind from north-west." "Well, for somebody it's going to be bright, for others not, the weather in StPetersburg changes with cosmic velocity." "And with it changes the mood." "So to stabilize your emotions, breathe in deeply and stay tuned to our channel." "By the way, this is an outstanding place, stay here and don't leave." "And..." "let me intorduce myself, I am Masha Yemelyanova and you're listening to radio 'Piter FM '." "I need something special." "Maybe something from a new collection, Singapour, Italy, France." "Aha..." "Singapour..." "Cool, isn't it?" "Very competent choice." "You like it?" "Do you have you another opinion?" "No..." "Tell me, why are all these mannequins bald?" "You don't know?" "It's a new style." "Yes, this is now the basic fashion trend." "So called 'Style Cabre' ." "I understand." "Bald people cause greater sympathy and..." "Slowly, slowly!" "The house is looking good?" "I think it's small." "The house is solved?" "First class." "Beer?" "What beer?" "Yes, yes." "No, I'm alone." "Yes... what a mess." "Here you are." "Style, voice, taste... interesting girl," "Masha Yemelyanova, Masha Yemelyanova ." "Everyday for you" " Yemelyanova Masha ." "'Piter FM' on air ." "And now we continue our little concert." "Feodor and Victor congratulate their friend Maxim Vasilyev, for winning an international competition of young architects." "Maxim came to be best of the best." "And attention, attention, Germany speaks, he's leaving for Berlin!" "Max, you've heard?" "But this is only the official version, and personally I think that Mr.Vasilyev is going there just to drink beer ." "Don't forget, Maxim, beer makes your belly grow." "Really?" "Now, a song for you ." "Guys..." "thanks." "Do you know any German girls?" "Certainly, Clara Tsetkin and Rose Luxembourg." "Nice song!" "Oh I can sing like that too." "A ..." "A ..." "Hi, Mashenka." "Hi." "Your heart is singing, eh?" "For you." "What's that?" "Is that in our format?" "Yes, we are changing our orientation." "Mashka, I just don't understand, are you asking for trouble?" "Let them listen to their Kirkorov, if they like it." "But I don't." "Oh, Mashka!" "And why are you late?" "All this wedding stuff..." "A-ha." "Listen, Lerych..." "can you cover for me for an hour or so?" "No way..." "We have to buy the rings with Kostia..." "I'm dying!" "." "Just one hour, please" "All right,but ONLY one hour." "Swear!" "I swear." "It is cool now in Berlin." "In Berlin it is always cool." "You have to get all the visa crap done by Monday!" "Everything under control." "Why is it you who gets to go?" "Why not me instead?" "Where shall I go?" "Where?" "Don't be jealous out load, ok?" "." "Hey, Who is jealous?" "He doesn't speak even a bit of German!" "Say: 'Gastarbeiter'." "Say:'Gastarbeiter'." "No, better - 'ayshtutsen of neobal'." "Listen, can you leave this place to me?" "And you will work as yard keeper?" "No." "And Marina, does she know yet?" "And when you are going to throw a farewell party?" "Yes, by the way." "Tomorrow." "No, I'm serious." "Then the day after tomorrow." "Oh!" "Mmm...what should I eat to lose some weight?" "Attention!" "Mortal trick!" "Uh-uh-uh." "Signature work of a real master." "Is it even safe to eat?" "I do not know, but Kostyk likes it." "Aha." "Have you fed the turtle yet?" "Oh, I forgot." "Oops." "Have a snack, little one." "Come on ..." "Come on, you will eat, and I shall look." "Allo." "Allo, allo, Masha?" "I love you." "I love you too." "But who are you?" "I am Alex." "I listen to your show every day." "You are so..." "So what?" "You are just crazy..." "And your program is amazing." "Tell me, sunshine, what do you look like?" "Eye-color, size..." "Oh, Alex, thank you for your frankness." "Good bye, call again!" "." "Who's that?" "Awful." "Fans don't leave you in peace?" "Maniacs!" "Oh, God!" "Careful!" "Hey, queen of the air!" "Lera!" "Masha, Masha, come here." "What?" "You see, that one, with the flowers?" "...mine!" "Funny!" "." "What's the name?" "Dima, I think." "Yesterday just couldn't got rid of him." "Waited for me He knows when I get out." "Yemelyanova..." "After the end of show, come to my office." "So... now we play Kirkorov?" "Aha." "Allo." "Allo." "Allo." "Allo, Masha?" "Oh, sorry." "Hi." "Hi." "It's me." "Where have you been?" "I've been waiting for half an hour." "Well, excuse please, I could not get out earlier, the word of honour." "Aha." "Have you hired a secretary?" "What do you mean?" "I don't know..." "Who is the guy answering your phone?" "Damn..." "Yeah, even a week hadn't passed not pass." "I didn't even notice!" "I just bought you a new phone." "And?" "Hey, I asked you not to wear that!" "Give me your phone." "So you'll lose it as well?" "Yeah, 'course!" "Yes, 'Masha loses everything'." "Allo." "Allo." "Hi." "Hi." "Say, my phone is in good hands?" "Yes, Masha, you are lucky." "How do you know my name is Masha?" "Well so far the only calls have been for Masha." "What is your name?" "Maxim." "And how can I return your phone?" "You know, tonight I can meet you at around 9pm at Tchkalovskaya, under the monument." "Fine with me." "How will I recognize you?" "Easily, I'll be wearing a bunny suit." "Bunny?" "Yes, ok, I'm kidding." "Can I call you later?" "Yes, of course." "What happened?" "Nothing!" "What did I do this time?" "Nothing!" "Othello!" "Why are you jealous!" "Let's go buy some rings or I'll be late for my job." "Take this of your head!" "Looks fine to me." "No, take it off!" "Or, I swear, I will throw it into the river!" "A very bright project." "Amazing." "Full of enthusiasm." "Ja, ja, you are very talented." "Thanks." "These are the visa papers." "Go to the embassy directly morgen." "That's the contract." "You have two days to study it." "Aha." "I will wait for you... on Thursday." "Sorry..." "Excuse me for a moment, please." "Allo." "Yes, Marina, yes, I called." "Sorry..." "Yes when do you want to get your stuff?" "Yes, well..." "When it is convenient you." "Let's do it today." "When?" "At 10.00 pm, no... wait." "Yes Masha." "A second." "Yes Marina, you still have the keys?" "Good." "Sorry, I can not speak right now, aha, bye." "Allo." "Sorry." "Yes Masha, yes, I'll meet you there." "So I can recognize you by...?" "A birthmark on your back?" "What!" "...a joke." "Yes, I can wait." "Sory." "Women, aren't you sorry for leaving them?" "Nein?" "I understand..." "I think I am going crazy..." "Allo." "Yes." "I'll wear a red jacket, I'm not too tall." "Ok." "See you." "See you." "Who's that?" "What?" "Oh, I have lost my mobile phone, I told you." "And he found it, wishes to return it." "And is he good-looking?" "This is the one thing I didn't ask about." "And does he know that you work on the radio?" "No." "Don't say..." "This Dima guy got me already, calls me every day..." "Invited me to the cinema." "It's certainly nice, but I don't know..." "What do you think?" "Should I go?" "Lerichka, it's so simple, if you want to go then go, if you don't want to - then don't." "And give me back that CD." "If only I could know, if I want or not." "Me too." "You - what?" "No, nothing..." "Have you bought the rings?" "Yup, two of them." "Show me!" "Kostik took them." "Right, you'd lose them." "Yes, that's what he said too." "You are such a lucky gitl, Mashka." "Lerich, they are just driving me crazy with this wedding." "Kostik runs around all time, he has negotiate something, he has to call people..." "Moms..." "Moms have to come up with a menu... bouquets." "Oh, at the wedding aim at me with your bouquet!" "People meet, people fall in love, they get married." "But what if there were not just two sexes - male and female, but, say, five and to rescue mankind from extinction, it would be necessary for all five to get together," "Well, and if the first is sick, the second is late," "The third got lost on the way, The fourth simply changed his mind?" "It turns out only the fifth is ready for love." "But what can he do alone?" "I think we all should be hapy that there are only two - men and women." "This one goes out to all of you who are in love..." "Here you are..." "How are you, Tatyana Petrovna." "What do you want?" "Why so late?" "I work till seven, up to seven." "Yes, but this is quick, I just need you to sing a paper." "to receive my working book." "Here is my dismission paper." "Where are you going?" "Here is the dismission paper, I need you to sign it." "No, I will not sign anything like that!" "Why?" "Because who's gonna work for me?" "Tatyana Petrovna, please!" "I don't want to hear it..." "But I need the working book..." "No one wants to work, there are no yard keeprs left!" "Nobody!" "...'reason: transmission to a new job'." "Which job?" "I'm going abroad." "No, I shall not sign it." "Tatyana Petrovna, sign it please..." "Tanya!" "Where are the shovels?" "You sign and I shall leave," "I shall not sign the papers, my work day is over!" "I need to get my working book, Tatyana Petrovna." "It is very important to me..." "Shut up, we'll get shovels in a minute!" "You know, I am an architect..." "I can not sweep the streets my whole life ..." "I'm an architect!" "So what!" "I am a marine engineer myself!" "Tatyana Petrovna, I have  one last argument." "Where are you going?" "I said, stay there!" "We will go get shovels in a moment." "Tatyana Petrovna, I need to end this right now, you understand." "I have to leave on Monday, I need all the papers right now." "Help, please." "Where the heck are you going... you'll break my flowers!" "Well, what can I do with you." "Take it." "Thanks." " A lot!" "Welcome." "Thanks a lot." "Now wait, I will give you something to do." "And me I'm proud that I'm a cleaner." "Wait, I have to seal it." "Aha, he is happy." "Done." "Give me that bottle." "What, the yard keeper is not a human ?" "A human..." "Okay, run, run, runaways, just don't fall!" "Yes it is agreeable, let it go." "Now let's go get the damn shovels." "Well don't be nervous, easy there." "Is he a Jew or what?" "He is Jew, and what are you then?" "Stop it, come on." "Sorry, you are Masha?" "No." "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." "No porblem." "Yemelyanova, don;t you understand, this is a commercial station!" "Felix Ivanovich..." "We will all lose our jobs thanks to you!" "This is the last warning." "Go now!" "And stop being late for work!" "Well?" "Nothing new, as always." "Aha." "Give me your hand." "Why?" "Well, give me your hand, this one." "Now the other one." "Now make a simple face." "Simpler." "Well, even more simple." "Aha, very well." "So, here we go ?" "Let's go." "Lai-la-la-lai-la!" "Lai-la-la-lai-la!" "Aha." "Feel better?" "Yup." "Good-good." "Listen, what's time?" "Sorry, it's just your jacket..." "I got confused." "Why jacket?" "You want to do it without a jacket?" "No, sorry." "Come on, shy boy." "Not, this is not necessary." "Well, if you do not want it then as you wish." "Oh, excuse me, please." "Hi." "How is it going?" "How are you?" "As usual, sitting here and waiting for you." "You want some tea?" "I tried to find my picture album in all your garbage, and I couldn't..." "Say,why do you have all these strange things here?" "I don't understand." "Hi, did something happen?" "No." "Where have you been?" "Work." "Aha." "Well, and was it oh so difficult to call?" "No, not very difficult." "I have made us dinner, I sat and waited for so long..." "I'm leaving for Germany." "Have you heard?" "Germany?" "Yes, I've heard..." "It's fine." "I don't hear any congratulations." "Well, I am very glad for you." "Fine." "Germany is cool." "I'm so busy these days." "My head is breaking." "Did something happen?" "Of course not, I'm just getting married, that's why..." "Wait, you didn't know?" "No." "Well, it's all clear now." "Married..." "How was the work?" "How did your day go?" "It was good." "Well, any details?" "Can we not talk for a few minutes please?" "I get tired of talking at work." "Well,at least try the food..." "Mmm, delicious!" "Try it..." "Well?" "Thank you, but I do not want to eat." "Is something wrong Masha?" "A..." "You need to go?" "Yeah, I have to go" "Sorry." "Bye." "You remember ..in 1st grade...you also had a grey suit?" "I've known you for most of my life." "Scary." "What do you mean?" "Marusya, Marusya?" "Let me sleep." "Tomorrow my parents asked me to stop by ..." "and I have to see your parents..." "Still that limo stuff." "Dio, Dio..." "Tomorrow is a new day." "Allo." "Allo." "Yes, Masha." "Maxim, sorry, you, probably didn't wait for me?" "I waited for one hour..." "Oh, I was held back at work..." "You could have called..." "Sorry..." "I'll try not to be late anymore." "It's just that everything is coming down on me." "Both this wedding, and all the work..." "Also getting married?" "Why 'also'?" "I don't know, everyone is." "I guess it's in fashion." "A-ha." "I'm sorry, did I call at the wrong moment?" "No, it's OK." "Your voice..." "No, no, it's just all coming down on me too." "A-ha ." "I'm leaving for Berlin in three days." "For how long?" "For too long." "Good luck." "Thanks." "I wish I could go somewhere now.." "Berlin is a nice town I heard." "So is St Petersburg." "Why are you going then?" "I don't know...havent's decided yet." "Try to toss the coin, heads or tails, you know." "Masha..." "Well, I do it sometimes." "Thanks for the advice." "So where and when?" "Can you do 11 am tomorrow?" "Yes, and where?" " On Gorkiovskaya Metro Station, close to the underground-pass, under the clock." "Good." "Red jacket." "As usual." "I'll be wearing a blue one." "Allo, Masha." "Yes." "Can you describe... youself?" "Well, I'm a rare beauty, brown-haired." "Kind of a messy haircut," "Eyes are bluish-gray, I have a golden tooth." "Ok, kidding..." "So..." "What do you think?" "I like it." "Well then, see you tomorrow?" "Yes." "Well, and..." "Bye." "Damn...." "Marusya?" "It seems to me we got scammed with the Limos." "Kostya..." "Masha..." "What?" "You promised me not to wear that!" "." "And what is all this lipstick?" "Well is this better?" "Sunshine, what's wrong with you?" "Dear, let's not fight over small things...please?" "Well, you know me, I'm always like that." "Did you want to tell me something?" "Sorry..." "That's just nerves." "(Speaks in German)" "Allo." "Marina, is me." "I hope I didn't wake you up?" "Very good." "Listen, I found your photos." "Yes." "I'm ready to return them." "Let's meet somewhere." "Oh, it's a gift?" "Well, then..." "Well, then...that's all." "Thanks." "THANK YOU..." "Sorry, I cannot talk right now..." "OK, goodbye." "Nothing precious?" "No..." "Do you understand how important this is to me?" "I do." "There was a small difficulty..." "Yes?" "Kostya!" "Yes, Marusya." "Kostya, I have to go." "Yes, sunshine, in a moment." "So we have a deal, yes?" "It's my Wedding and I am getting married for the first time." "My wife, my bride, is getting married, the first time in her life." "I understand." "It's a very important step for us, therefore we need the Cadillac brand, not the Lincolns!" "I understand." "We're getting married, wedding, do you understand?" "I understand." "If a service is already paid, you are obliged..." "(singing) we shall ride the deers one early morning, right through the snowy dawn." "you will learn the north is boundless..." "and I'll give it all to you." "You fulfil all my demands..." "otherwise I will take my money back and go to another company." "Agreed?" "Yes, understood." "Masha!" "Masha?" "Wait!" "Oh!" "Hi." "Cinderella?" "Yes." "But tell anybody!" "Miss!" "Miss!" "Miss!" "Wait a minute." "Oh, My God, what is it?" "Miss!" "Sorry, I am late." "I can not run after you, my sandals are broken." "Ouch..." "Yes?" "What is it?" "Pricks..." "Say, are you interesed in sex with a stranger." "No." "Well, that's what I thought..." "At least give me your numer!" "No, no, no." "if you don;t give me your number, I'll just become a complete alcoholic." "No." "Miss, Miss, beauty..." "Wait!" "Miss." "I have no telephone." "Wait, give me your phone-number." "Miss, give me your phone." "Miss, Miss!" "Cruel one!" "My son, hey boy!" "Yes." "Ihave a question... did they give me the right change?" "How much ?" "Bread..." "Bread costs 6.20, and I gave them 10 roubles." "Promo!" "Three minutes on mobile for free!" "Well, wait, 6.20..." "6.20." "6.20 is the bread..." "Well, 10 roubles, if we subtract 6.20..." "So." "Promo!" "Three minutes on mobile for free!" "I gave them 10..." "So." "Bread costs 6.20." "6.20..." "Oh, and where did the 6.20 go?" "Here, 10 roubles." "I have to run!" "Chebureki, patties!" "Belyashi..." "If you fill in this form, you can make a free phone call to any part of the world for free." "Thanks." "What are those flowers?" "Liziantuses." "Then I take these." "Cakes, Chebureki, Hotdogs!" "Cakes, Chebureki, Hotdogs!" "Sorry, have you seen a young man in a blue jacket here?" "He must be waiting for me..." "Of course." "Look around...there are so many of them..." "Just pick one..." "Thanks." "..." "In a dark blue jacket." "Cakes, Chebureks ..." "Hotdogs, Chebureks ..." "Promo!" "Three minutes on mobile for free!" "Sorry, have you seen a girl in a red jacket here?" "Tall, short?" "I do not know, in a red jacket." "Well, there are many in red jackets here." "Is she blonde or brune?" "I don't know." "Messy haircut..." "But anything else?" "No, haven't seen her." "Wait." "Hey, Miss, are you Masha?" "The mobile phone is switched off or oustide the coverage area..." "Good afternoon." "Sargent Grechkyn." "I'm Vasilev Maxim." "Registration..." "Fine..." "Weapons, drugs?" "No, thanks!" "Keep joking, young man..." "Pies..." "Hotdogs..." "Miss, can you help me to count the change?" "Bread costs 6.20..." "And I gave them 10 roubles..." "6.20..." "Here." "Thank you my dear." "God bless you, health to you and a good husband too." "Promo!" "Three minutes on mobile for free!" "This is for you." "For me?" "Yes." "Thanks." "Oh..." "You are late again?" "Everyone is already nervous." "No, thanks." "No, no, Lerych wait." "Felix is in such a fury." "Radio 'Piter FM' ." "Hello all." "'Piter FM' on air ." "As always yours, Masha Yemelyanova." "Be in shape and don't be late for your dates." "And now we are listening some slow music..." "Take it, eat, vegetables are useful..." "very useful." "Oh, God!" "Hello, girls." "Dima, are you crazy?" "Who, me?" "That's Dima." "Water?" "How did you get here?" "First by fire-ladder then over the cornice." "Actually I came to see you, Lera." "Can you go out to the movies with me?" "It's a thriller about a maniac, with Hopkins?" "Now please climb down, and..." "But are you gonna come?" "Ok, ok, just climb down!" "Oh, My God, well, I shall go, I shall go." "Aha." "You will not deceive me?" "No." "It's good, I shall call to you, in the evening." "That's good." "Remember, you promised." "Climb down." "Be careful!" "Oh God." "Shit!" "." "What a clown..." "And I have amazing news!" "According to the folk superstitions, If somebody climbed through your window, the day will be just excellent." "Believe me, it's true!" "Proven by people." "You are listening 'Piter FM', everything will be alright, I asked." "Oh!" "Sorry." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "What is going on?" "Did you quit your job as a yard-keeper?" "Yes." "And why didn;t you leave the appartament?" "I am going to..." "Is this urgent?" "It's urgent." "Very urgent." "I just wanted to ask ..." "Maybe you could wait," "I do not know... a couple days?" "." "Don't you understand?" "He does not understand." "Tomorrow we are doing the inventroy ." "Yes." "And the day after tomorrow, our new worker will move in here." "Yes." "You have to understand." "It's not just my wish.." "I understand..." "No, you don't," "Tomorrow, the passport office does not work." "Therefore, we have to fill in this form today." "Am I right?" "Yes, absolutely" "And the departure form." "Do you understand now?" "What should I write?" "say "to the place of previous permanent residence." "Where are you from, by the way?" "From Nizhnii Novgorod." "Wait, I..." "Yes, wait, do you understand that today the passport office works up to 6 pm." "We just have enought time to sign you out." "Do we?" "So pack up and hand over the keys..." "I am not leaving until Monday." " So what?" "Where am I going to live until then?" "Why does this have to be my problem?" "Well." "I shall not sign anything ." "What?" "I don't have any place to go." "I shall sit here till Monday." "So that is how you act?" "Yes, that is." "Listen, don't you be rude to me." "We are nice to you, and you are just a bully." "Here, sign." "Oh, now we are using our hands...!" "?" "So, you will sit here till Monday, you say ?" "Then you will sit, be sure!" "On plank beds!" "My God..." "Such a pig's mess you've made in the place." "What a shame!" "Victor Tihonovich, wait!" "Yes, Masha." "Masha?" "Excuse me." "The sun came out and I've got a feeling that the population of our city has increased by three times." "Yes, the statistics say there are some 6 millions of people in Piter ." "Personally, I saw at least 18 mln. today!" "So many people..." "And the only one you need is lost again." "In a couple of minutes we will air a news show with Lera Muhina." "And the sponsor for this news block is the funeral service agency 'The Way to Yourself' ." "'A wonderful solution for all of your problems'." "Whoa, those guys are diggin deep, what a fine slogan." "I will meet you here in a moment." "No, are you just crazy?" "!" "Do you have any idea of what's going to happen now?" "Allo, allo, Yemelyanova?" "Right now, hear me, right now stop all this horror!" "Sorry, is it possible to arrange it all quickly?" "...because I'm in a hurry and..." "Quickly?" "I don't think this is going to be any quicker than 15 days of jail time." "A fight...with a member of administration." "It can hardly be called a fight..." "We have a witness." "You are going abroad?" "Yes, I'm an architect, here is the contract..." "And the working book says you're a yard keeper." "Why do you have to phones?" " Stolen?" " Why stolen?" "This is mine, the other is of my girlfriend." "Excuse me..." "Hands off, let's see..." "Allo." "Allo, Maxim?" "The Major Gorobets here." "But where is Maxim?" "In police office Nr.8 of Petrograd area." "And why?" "He's arrested." "Introduce yourself, please." "Masha Yemelyanova." "How long do you know him for?" "For a long time." "He's my fiance." "And why does he have your cellphone?" "I gave it to him myself." "Well, we shall get that checked." "And tell, please, when you release him?" "The court will decide." "What law court?" "Wait." "Under..." "All the best." "Your girlfriend has a really nice voice." "Where, where was it?" "Oh, here." "Allo, Pyotr Efimovich, hello, this is Masha Yemelyanova." "Do you remember me?" "Mashenka, of course, I listen to you every day." "I needed your help..." "One young man got into trouble and..." "Oh..." "Wait a minute." "Good afternoon, Mr. General, Sir." "Good afternoon, Major." "You have my relative in custody up here, Maxim." "Yes, yes, he is here, sir." "He has misbehaved, but now he knows he has done wrong, do you nderstand?" "Yes, sir." "How long have you been in a rank of Major?" "My third year..." "Sir." "For a while..." "Hey there!" "I need water!" "Mine is a student, a good one." "Clever beautiful, great cook." "M-m-m..." "Does not drink, does not smoke." "Is she sick?" "Why sick?" "I do not know, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink..." "She's not sick." "No, she's not sick." "She's simply so..good." "Vasilyev, out!" "Hey, and Geroyan?" "Listen, when will you let me out?" "Allo." "Thank God!" "Hi." "Hi, Masha." "What happened?" "I'll tell you later." "I don't know, what you have told them but they let me out." "Thank you very much." "Thanks." "No porblem!" "Listen, and I have told to the officer that you are my groom, is that fine?" "That's terribly...pleasant" "Yes?" "And what are you doing?" "Me?" "Just standing on the street, looking at this house...." "Is it beautiful?" "No..." "It'ssomething other..." "Uh-uh." "Will you show it to me when we meet?" "Yes, but not today." "Today's my farewell party." "Yes, yes, certainly, I can't do it today either, I have to work tonight." "Then I'll call you soon?" "Yes, yes." "I'll be waiting." "Good bye." "Bye." "Thank you one more....." "It is important fo you to to get a grip on yourself right now..." "Release the situation, and just let it be." "Thanks a lot, Masha." "Here is Masha Emelyanova woth the 'Big City' show." "You can call us and share your happiness or your grief..." "The next call is on." "Good evening." "How to tell a man that I don't love him anymore?" "Are you sure of that?" "Yes...he's very kind and good and he loves me." "We have been together for two years." "I know if I tell him his heart will break." "But, I do not know ..." "I'm so tired..." "Don't know what to do..." "It's hard..." "I think that the most important thing is honesty." "I won;t mind if you just kill me on the spot..." "We shall see..." "Wait a minute." "Kostia." "Good that you are here." "Hi." "Hi." "Masha will be down in a minute." "Listen, she's been a little off today..." "Ok, I'll take care of it." "All right, bye." "Bye." "Well?" "Shall we go?" "Mm-hmm." "we have change in rotation." "What?" "From now on you are going to put a song, from this CD at the end of every hour." "And in the breaks you will speak about the band." "Here, it's all on this sheet." "Sorry but I can not play this!" "." "What?" "Felix Ivanovich, I cannot put this on air!" "You can take me off the radio, but this is just pornography." "People listen to us..." "No, Yemelyanova, I'm not going to take you off, no." "I will make it plain and simple." "It'stime to get rid of this monkey-house." "Finish your shift and you are fired!" "Hi, Marusya." "Hi." "This is for you." "Thanks." "What's the occasion?" "Masha, I was wrong." "Forgive me." "I'm not mad..." "Maybe we can try to just not argue anymore?" "Ok, I'll try..." "Your parents gave me the draft of the guestlist for the wedding." "They want us to check it..." "You know, to see if everyone's on." "I wanted to check with you..." "Here, the Nicolaevichs, do you want them?" "No, Dim, who are you trying to argue with?" "Well, wait." ".. Excuse me, young man, do you have a minute ?" "Do you remember the song by Grebenshikov, the one about the phone number?" "Remember?" "Well, wait." "Well?" "(Whistles motive)" "No, no, that's the other one." "Well here, I told you." "No, I told you." "I told it to you first!" "Thanks a lot." "So you mind if I walk you home?" "Mmkay." "So, we are inviting the Nicholaeviches..." "The Anghelovs - yes, of course...." "Kostya..." "Kosarevs - in doubt." "There will be no wedding." "Polyakovs..." "What?" "Oh Masha, what are these jokes?" "There will be no wedding." "What do you mean - there will be no wedding?" "I just can't." "Kostya?" "Well, listen to me, please." "Kostenka, you are very good." "Kostya, you are the closest person I have." "Well, listen, please." "Kostya, I am not joking." "Forgive me." "Everything will be fine, everything!" "Kostya, I can't." "Forgive me, Kostya!" "Everything will be ok." "Don't say those silly things." "I don't love you." "Forgive me, please." "Kostya..." "Kostya, forgive me." "This is not necessary." "Everything is fine." "All is fine." "Kostya..." "Well, wait, wait." "Kostya..." "This is not necessary." "Wait." "All is fine." "All is fine." "Can i pull one out?" "No, not understand." "No, can I pull one out please?" "I don't understand." "Come on, let's go somewhere..." "One big, grey bird of steel..." "Flied and filed..." "Flied and filed..." "And then fell down and broke!" "That's why we build houses and not planes." "Of course, sometimes they fall, but at least they don't fly!" " To you, Max, and to us." "To your brilliant future." "The shining future of working for a guy for 5 years." "By the way, a good guy, Woltberg is quite a name." "I love Piter actually" "Yes..." "Why are you guys having all those conversations, I don't understand?" "Vitiush, think about it?" "It's all because of Marinka." "Man, I think you should be quiet." "I'm all the same believe me..." "You remember that thing i had with Galia?" "An architect needs a muse." "Fedya..." "Just listen to him." ""I love Piter, I do not want to go."" "And why is that?" "Marynka, Marynka, I love Marinka!" "Fedya, I think you need to stop right now..." "What?" "Ready?" "Recording?" "Hurry up, quickly, quickly!" "The Ronda fashion store begins ..." "Sorry, can we run it again please?" "Aha." "The Rhonda fashion..." "Rhon..." "Hi" "Have a cigarette?" "Thanks." "Aha." "My wife, dude, she's a bitch." "Kicked me out of the house..." "What are you doing?" "Just take it, you're cold." "Thanks, brother." "Want some?" "No." "Right." "Vodka just causes problems." "My wife sent me shopping, gave me a list..." "However, today is weekend, so I bought a small bottle and some beer too..." "I drunk the little one, followed it with a beer, put both bottles in my bag..." "But I forgot to close the beer!" "So it leaked and spoiled all the food." "Of course she made a scandal." "So when I went to get more she just didn;t let me in..." "Women are bitches..." "Hey!" "Hey, dude, where are you going?" "!" "What about the jacket?" "Hmm, well thanks!" "Marina..." "Pick up..." "Allo." "Maxim?" "Hi, Masha." "Hi, sorry for calling so late." "Did anybody call me?" "Nobody." "Ok..." "What's this noise?" "Where are you?" "Just sitting on the bridge." "Sounds..." "Romantic." "Yeah." "And how is out there, on the bridge?" "On the bridge?" "Awfully cold" "Water is flowing, a shaggy dog's running by." "I want to go to the bridge too." "I can save you a spot." "Oh, sorry, I forgot - some guy called you in the afternoon..." "Kostik probably." "Your fiance?" "Aha ...." "So when's the big day?" "Allo?" "Masha?" "Are you crying or what?" "It's ok, do not cry... we'll talk later" "Sorry." "There won't be a wedding." "Did you get in a fight?" "You know, we have been together for a long time..." "Since high school, and Kostya... he is a very good person ..." "I just do not know myself that well..." "So I just nsuddenly realized I can't handle it anymore..." "And told him...today...." "I'm sorry for him." "Uhu." "You know, don;t regreat it My girlfriend left me too." "And yet here I am, alive." "That's sad." "Well, what can we do.." "Life, in general, it's an unexpected thing." "Only the movies have scripts." "You promised to show me that house..." "I'll show you." "I have a special relationship with houses." "Why?" "I am an architect." "So what kind of a relationship?" "Well, for me, houses are ... like people." "The nice ones." "You can talk to them." "Sometimes they tell you such things... you can write books of those..." "And do you?" "Not, I am too lazy." "Well, Piter is full of such...stories." "And you want to leave?" "Are you gonna go?" "Not until I give you your phone back..." "Then it might take you a while." "You know, I haven't really decided yet... maybe it's just better to leave." "Did you toss a coin?" "Yes, into every river in the city...into Fontanka and into Neva." "Oh, did you ever hit the Chizhik?" "No, not a single time, and you?" "Me neither." "So, are we meeting tomorrow?" "Of course." "You have such a strange voice..." "as if I heard it many times before..." "May be." "Good night, Maxim." "Good night, Masha." "Have you signed the contract?" "Is everything fine with you?" "No." "Check item 27, please." "I don;t agree with it." "I do not understand." "Why, you do not understand what's a 'force-majeur'?" "No, I know what it is and I can;t agree with it Well This is for tsunamis,earthquakes, revolutions," "It's a formality." "Well, a tsunami is not a formality!" "You know, in the years to come there might be a lot of tsunamis and we should also expect a worldwide revolution, the one predicted by Nostradamus." "I don't understand Well I just can't agree to work on such conditions." "But it is standard item of any contract." "I understand, but..." "I'm begging you... come in a day or two... maybe, you will change your mind." "No, I don't think so, I won't sign this contract, BUT..." "I can recommend you a very good young architect." "Zemtsov." "Feodor Zemtsov, here's his phone number." "Call him please." "He is a very talented young architect and what's more important..." "It's not afraid neither of tsunamis, nor of the earthquakes and revolutions." "Mashka, did the manager call you himself?" "Uhu." "At 6 am." "I'd bet he likes you!" "Uhu." "Wait a second." "The weather forecast for today says it's going to rain." "But why would you trust a forecast?" "." "On the other hand, sometimes rain is not a bad thing at all?" "Maybe it's even better." "Yes." "Yes, Masha." "Hi, i'm very glad to hear you." "Yes, well." "Yes, I'd like to meet with you today." "Yes, let's meet today." "Listen, wait, I can you give me your normal number?" "You battery is running low, and I'm afraid that..." "Yes, I'll write it down, give me a second..." "The mobile phone is switched off or outside of the coverage area." "'Piter FM'" " Hello." "Hello." "I would like to leave a message for a girl in a red jacket called Masha, who lost her phone and..." "Allo?" "Maxim, is this you?"