"Hey." "George?" "George." "George?" "George!" "You got scared." "Take this off." "Stupid..." "Hey!" "Stop it." "They're for my mom." "Come on, what do you want, some Halloween balloons, or a hot night with me?" "Balloons will last longer." "I last a long time too." " Heard that from a lot of guys." " I told that to a lot of guys." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Ow, shit." "Wait." "Hold on." "I have an idea." "What are you doing?" "Is that better?" "We're so gonna get busted." "No, we're not." "There's no one out here." "Come on, get busy." "You hot bastard." "Off with the clothes." "Oh, you're ticklish?" "Are you ticklish?" "How's that?" "Hey, wait." "You like that?" "Yeah." " Huh?" " Oh, yeah." "That feel better?" "Much." "Oh, wow." "Oh, shit." "Holy shit." "You really are ticklish." "If you like that, you're gonna love this." "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Fuckl Fuckl" "Hey, Eddie, you done fixing that printer yet?" "Morris can't figure out how to work his zip..." "I'll get to it in a second." "Happy Halloween." " Oh, Jesus Christ." " Fresh kills." "Photos courtesy of your friendly Homicide Department." "Thanks." "Kids in the cruising'park." "Uh, Michael Fike and George Garcia." "Oh, God." "That one would be Mr. Fike." "Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time." "Yeah." "Hello." " This is a nice lineup." " Yeah..." "You, uh, planning on some personal time in the bathroom later?" "Very funny." "Stop it." "No problem." "Its all good." "Rigiddero." "Yes, sir." "Not you." "Your brother." "Any plans tonight?" "I'm going to the carnival with a few friends." "Im guessing you heard about the boys murdered last night." " The homosexuals." " Yeah." "You didnt know them, did ya?" "No." "Our community liaison asked us to help get these out around the neighbourhood for tonight." "I know your work here hasn't been everything you wanted." "I wouldnt normally ask you to do this, but everyones tied up with the carnival." "I could use your help." "Can I wear my dads uniform?" "Lts Halloween." "Yeah." "Hi." "I just love an ass in blue." "Come on." "Come on." "Lets finish this off." "Hey, lm from the local police department, putting up signs about a local homicide." " Do you mind if I put one in your store?" " Knock yourself out." "Thanks." "Oh, God." "Sorry." "Have a good one." "Two guys got murdered last night." "Yeah, I was just reading that." "Howd he kill em?" "Were not releasing that information." "It could jeopardize the case if details got out." "So you guys are close to catching him, then." "That keeps it lively." "I wouldnt worry about it." "Those cigarettes will kill you first." "I'm counting on it." "Well, I hope you catch your man, officer." "The killer cut off their heads." "He cut off their heads, and he took em." "I think you just blew your investigation." " Oh, yeah." " That's good." "Oh, fuck, its a cop." "It's a cop." "Okay." "Yeah." "Jesus." "Look at you." "You look like you joined the force." "Very sharp." "Right." "Right." "Im 18." "I swear." "I can prove it." "Relax." "Hes no cop." "Hes my roommate." "Look, if I was a cop, Id arrest you, okay?" "You wouldnt stop frisking me long enough to get the cuffs on." "All right, partys over." "Everyone out of my car." "Come here, baby." "All right." "Whats up?" "Thank you so much." "I had a wonderful time." "It was really good." "And III see you guys downtown." "So who were those two?" "Some straight couple from Pasadena." " Oh, great." " In town for the carnival." " Whered you meet em?" " Jesus, bro." "Whats all the questions?" "In the diner." "You were late." "I got tired of waiting around." "Look, you really shouldnt be doing that, okay?" "I mean, two guys got murdered in their car last night." "No shit?" "Were they boning each other?" "Yes, Chaz, they were boning each other." " At least they died doing it, right?" " Oh, God." "Hey, Joey." "Hey, guys." "Sorry." "Theyre finally letting me off." "Give me three minutes to change." "Three minutes." "Scored two hits of X for tonight." " Give me a kiss, and III give you one." " Im not interested." " Kiss me anyway?" " No way." " Come on." " No, sit down." " Kiss me." " No." "Okay, okay." "Funny." " Come on!" " If youre gonna make out in my booth, you need to order something, guys." "Ill have some pie." "Evening, gentlemen." "Dont touch the tits, but you can feel the ass all you like." "Youve got the biggest set of balls." "Yes, I do." "And right now they are crammed into a space about half their size." "Gentlemen, drag is both uncomfortable and scary as shit." "Dont let the queens tell you anything different." "What got into you?" "Lm a sex symbol every day of the year." "I think a good girl deserves a night off, dont you?" " Still look good to me, baby." " Thanks, Chaz, but youll eat anything." " You look lovely tonight, Tobey." " Oh, arent you sweet?" "Why dont you come here?" "Take a picture with me." "Have fun tonight, and bring back a man for me, will you?" "We will." "So lm on a billboard in West Hollywood." "Ripped Boi Clothing." " Thats great." " Our little supermodel." "Hey." "Dont touch, dont touch." "I wanna get a picture of me in front of the billboard." "Well take a picture of me like this." "Send it to my mom for Christmas." "Can you imagine the look on her face when she opens it?" "It's gonna be hilarious." "And I see you two didnt dress for the holiday at all." " My costumes in the car." " And yours?" " Come on, lm wearing it." " Oh." "Your dads old work clothes." " Hey." " Ready to go?" "No, were waiting for Joey." "Why dont you go get him?" "I do not know how long I can last in these heels." "Hey, you seen Joey?" "You cant be back here." "Oh, come on, its Halloween." "Look, lm a ghost." "Hes back there, and please, dont touch anything." "Joey?" "Don't come back herel" "Are you okay?" "No." "Im stuck." "Are you sure jeans really go with this?" "Yeah, lm positive." "Whered you get the costume?" "Chaz loaned it to me." "Im gonna get Jared Reynolds phone number tonight." "Jared Reynolds, varsity jock." "I thought you already had his phone number." "Yeah, I have it, but I need him to give it to me." "I have to get it tonight too." "I cant even eat anymore, I think about him so much." "Youre bound to get someones attention, right?" "You look so butch, man." "It looks great." "Damn, Joey, youre gonna be breaking hearts all over town." "He better not get in any trouble, all right?" "Come on, in that outfit?" "Hes gonna be getting into so much trouble, hell be walking funny for three days." " Here." " Whats this?" "This is a padlock and a chain." "If you dont come home tonight, lm losing the key, and its gonna take a welder to get it off." " You dick." " Lighten up." "I was joking." "It does look kind of good, though." " We are going out, and we're doing it." " Yes, we are." "This is the one night of the year, Halloween, when you get to indulge your most perverse and twisted fantasies, and nobody cares." "Jared Reynolds." " Thats all I want." " That has some potential." " Hand me my costume back there, will ya?" " All right." "So what about you, Chaz?" "You know me, man." "Life is meant for living." " Hey, pass me the pants, too, yeah?" " Okay." " No wait." " Tobey, grab the wheel." "Yup." "Okay." " Oh, good Lord." " Jesus." " Gotta go commando if you wanna rodeo." " Oh, come on." "Whatre you looking to get, all dolled up in that dress and cheap wig?" "No, this wig is not cheap." "You looking to get laid?" "No, no, no, we are not cruising the trannie bars tonight, all right?" "No, were not, and I'll tell you why." "Because I spent $300 getting this pretty tonight, and nothing, nobody is passing through these lips, no matter how big." "Okay?" "I am officially removing myself from the race." "Oh, please." "You and you and you can all thank me in the morning." "Dont worry about me." "Guys, check out this guy on the bike here." "Oh, Jesus." "We're here." "Are you kidding me?" "You can't park any closer than this?" "Why are we here?" "Eddie knows why we're here." "This is where it happened." "Less than 18 hours ago, two gay guys were murdered on this spot." "You're gonna make us walk through the woods to go to the carnival because a couple of queens got killed here?" "It's Halloween." "That's a two-block hike." "Wuss." "I don't see you wearing heels." "You know, I saw the crime scene photos." " No way." " Shut up." "What did they look like?" "Two guys, just like us..." "you know, 23, 22." "Yeah?" "Were they hot?" "I don't know." "They didn't have their heads." "One of the guys was hanging outside the door." "There was blood dripping all over the handle." "The other guy," "I guess they thought he'd be safe underneath their car, so he curled up into a little ball behind the tire." "When the coroner pulled him out, he had to break his fingers to get them off the axle." "That's kind of sweet, though." "Yeah." "I don't know." "Whoever done it must have been really strong because their heads were cut off so cleanly that none of the tubes, the veins, the arteries, the wind pipe, they weren't crushed at all." "They were wide open." "Speaking of air, can I crack a fucking window?" "Eddie used up all the goddamn oxygen." "Nice story, Eddie." "You're a man with brains." "What makes people kill like that?" "Probably some 40-year-old gay guy that just came out of the closet." "He's probably jealous of all the nice hot guys like us walking around." "Shit." "I mean, think about it." "Wouldn't you want to kill us?" "We're fucking fabulous." "No." "It's got to be about his mother." "It always is." "The real motive doesn't matter, because we're never gonna find out what it is anyway." "If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that guy got on a train and took it back to Louisiana or Oklahoma or whatever backwater swamp his ass was spawned in." "He didn't stick around." "God, shit!" "Damn it!" "Get out of the fucking car." " Damn it, get out of the car." " I got you." "I'm gonna beat your ass." "Get out of the fucking car." "Come here." "Get out of there." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Jesus." "You scared the shit out of me." "That was hysterical." "Hey, come on, guys." "I know a back way to the carnival." "Fuck." "So why do you take somebody's head?" "Killers like trophies." "Maybe he couldn't get head any other way." "Oh, man." "I was just saying what you guys were thinking." "Maybe he does sleep with them." "Jesus, Joey, where's your goddamn brain?" "You know the brain's actually the largest sex organ?" "Speak for yourself, dude." "Gentlemen, last time to take a piss before the port-a-potties." " All right." " Find a tree." "Joey." "Joey, come here." "Leave me alone." "I can't pee if you're talking to me." "Eddie, do you ever stop nagging?" " Shut up." "Come here." " What?" "There's someone in the bushes right there." "What am I supposed to see?" "Joey." "Joey, get back here right now." "Come on." "What?" " There's someone in the bushes?" " Yeah." "Holy shit." "He was right by me." "He's cruising us." "He is totally cruising us." "What does he look like?" "I don't know." "He's wearing a mask." "Probably for a very good reason." "Poor guy." "Halloween's probably the only night of the year where he gets any action." "Good luck to you, creepy cruiser." "I hope you get some." "Yeah, big boy." "Damn!" "Oh, man." "Devil Daddy's got some serious drag on." "Damn, what's he doing?" "Oh, man, he's whipping it out." "Yeah, show us, Big Daddy." "Come on." "Here it comes." "What's he got there?" "That's a knife." "He's got a fucking knife, the kinky bastard." "You are deranged, sir, and I love it!" "Is that all you got?" "Give us some more." "Is your knife serrated?" "You're making me hot, Big Daddy." "You guys are sick." "You want to see some?" "Come on, big boy." "You want to play?" "Let's play." " Come on, Eddie." " Come on, Eddie, do it." "Bend over." "Yeah." "Bring it, big boy." "You want to play?" "Yeah, dude, you want some of this?" "Spanky-spanky, baby." "Where'd he go?" " He snubbed us?" " Are you kidding me?" "Four perfect young naked asses?" "Who walks away from that?" " Oh, Jesus!" " Oh, shit!" "If one more person grabs my tits tonight..." "Hey." "Hey, guys," "I think he's following us." "Devil Daddy knows a good thing when he sees it." "Hold on." "I need my gift bag." "Bye-bye." "What kind of lube you guys got?" "Mine's got pineapple." "Pineapple, pineapple." "This is all crap." "You guys get CDs?" "Glow sticks?" "Why do they make green condoms?" "I want to know who sucks a green dick." "I got a scratch-and-sniff for The Manhole Cover." "Hey, let's go get drunk, man." "What do I drink?" "Something with alcohol." "Flaming Penis, por favor." " Flaming Penis?" " Here you go." "You got three right here." "Is that a real drink?" "One swallow, you're hooked." "Hey, copper." "You, uh, fraternize?" "We come as a set." "Insurance I will have fun tonight." "Sure you don't want the other one?" "Lt'll bring you luck." "All right." "Motorcycle." "No helmet." "Hangs out at the leather club." "And he smokes." " You like him?" " He's hot." "Yeah, hot in the "I'm gonna beat you with a baseball bat" kind of way." "I don't get it with you and this rough trade fixation." "Every good boy's got his kink." "I just never thought he was the type." "You get in there, and you get him." "I'm not like you, all right?" "No, but you want to be." "So go." "We're with you here." "All right, come on." "I'm not going in there." "Look at me." "Yeah, they could make this place any scarier than it already is." "Stick with us, all right?" "Safety in numbers." "Hey." "I saw you today." "At the tattoo shop?" "We talked about the murders." "Do you remember?" "Yeah, I remember." "Yeah." "Hey, I'm Eddie." "What do you want?" "I'd like to know your name." "I'll tell you what, all right?" "Do I have a stalker?" "Because I know you're definitely not a real cop." "You know, it's Halloween." "My handcuffs are real." "Right on." "Unfortunately, you have no gun." "No, I left it at home." "So you do shoot, then." "Yeah, I do, a little." "I used to shoot, because..." "I wanted to be a cop, but I didn't..." "I didn't pass the physical." "No, I hurt my eye." " Your eye looks fine." " It's not." "My field of vision is gone." "My depth perception is shot." "I can't even drive." "You don't hit on guys much, do you?" "No." "Look, I'm Jake." "What changed your mind?" "I wanted to see you shoot." "What's up, little pig?" "You like toys?" "Paddles?" "Plugs?" "I could really train a young boy like you." "Hey, big boy, why don't you back off, huh?" "He's my little bitch." "Can't we share?" "Come on, think about it." "# Porno di giorno Porno di giorno #" "# Porno di giorno, Porno di giorno #" "# You're the swagger you're the strut I'm addicted to the smut # # and I really blow my nut when you take it up the butt #" "# And jack it wack it #" "# Yeah yeah #" "# You're the swagger you're the strut I'm addicted to the smut # # and I really blow my nut when you take it up the butt #" "# And spank it wank it #" "# Porno di giorno, Porno di giorno #" "# Porno di giorno, Porno di giorno #" "You'll be fine." "Just go with it." "# You're the swagger you're the strut I'm addicted to the smut # # and I really blow my nut when you take it up the butt #" "# And jack it wack it #" "# Yeah yeah #" "# You're the swagger you're the strut I'm addicted to the smut # # and I really blow my nut when you take it up the butt #" "# And spank it wank it #" "# Porno di giorno, Porno di giorno #" "# Porno di giorno, Porno di giorno #" "Did you see me?" "That was unbelievable." "Where were you?" "Hey, did you see me?" "Hey, yeah, yeah." "This is Jake." " Hey." " Hi." "He wants to go to the arcade." "I'm all for that." "Let's get the hell out of here." "Wait, I can't go." "Jared's here." "Wow, he is something." "We'll catch up with you guys later, all right?" "I'll watch out for him." "Don't worry." "All right, little man, you're up." "I'll see ya." "Hey." "I'm Joe." "I met you at the Labor Day party." "What Labor Day party?" "I don't know." "They had the swans and the porn stars." "Rich's." "Right." "Sorry." "Lot of parties ago." " What was your name again?" " Joe." "Hello, Joe." "You guys having a good time tonight?" "No." "Boring." "Freaks and uglies, same as last year." "Look, let me give you my number." "Preprinted card." "I love it." "You could give me a call sometime if you want." "Thanks." "Cool." "Anyways, you guys have a great night, okay?" "Geek freak." "Joe!" "Joe." "How'd it go, man?" " Come on." " I'm gonna puke." "Come on." "I know another bathroom." "Down here." "All right, come on." "We're gonna get you cleaned up, get you back upstairs good as new." "Find you something to work with tonight, huh?" "It's Halloween, bro." "You guys done?" "We got a little situation here." "Thanks, guys." "You're gentlemen, both of you." "You all right, kid?" "Yeah." "I can handle this part myself." "Hey, dont leave me, okay?" "You got it." "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Hello?" "There someone in here?" "Jesus Christ, man." "Hey, I didn't mean to scare you." "Your friend told me you were in here." "Yeah." "I owe you my number." "Yeah?" "Sorry about before." "My friends are in a mood tonight, and..." "Listen, we're all supposed to go to breakfast tomorrow." "I could ditch them if I had a better offer." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I gotta get back." "We're gonna go to another club." "Come here." "I want to remember you this time." "So... tomorrow?" "Oh, yeah." "Hey." "This isn't my costume." "I borrowed this." "That's okay." "Don't give it back just yet." "Never seen a cock block like that in my life." "You've never seen a cock, period." "Gorgeous, you are a walking hard-on." "My virgin ears." "Please, girl, your ears are all the virgin you got left." "Oh, my..." "That is so not funny." "Why don't we shoot for something?" " Make it interesting." " Like what?" "Winner chooses." "Okay." "You're on." "All right." "I need a drink." "I'll see you at the arcade later." "What's the matter with him?" "Pink flamingo." "Thanks." "Hey." "For once, it would be nice to find a man who wants me for what's in here instead of what's down here." "Say it, sister." "Not a bad shot." ""Not a bad shot," he says." "Why don't you take a look at that?" "It's your turn." "I'm gonna take care of him." "Here's three tickets." "You nervous?" "You want to aim at your target right there." "Right there." "You're gonna make me shoot that kid." "No, I'm not." "You're not gonna hurt anybody." "Just point your gun... right there." "Yeah?" "Watch the target there." "Here it comes." "Shoot." "You are right." "You are a lousy shot." "Yeah!" "We're going to help her out." "We're gonna help you guys..." " Hi, fellas." " Hey, buddy." "How you doing?" "Where's the rest of our posse, huh?" "They're this way." "Hey." "Where have you been?" "You guys have gotta try some of this." "Where's Joey?" "He's fine, man." "His little jock friend showed up." "Joined him in the bathroom, if you know what I mean." "Hey, what happened?" "I gave them their space, you know?" "You just left them there?" "Jesus, Eddie, let the kid live a little, you know?" " Come here." " Whoa." "If you ever get this guy into bed, he's gonna fucking explode." "Come on, baby." "All right, look, we can get Joey, but let me get a hot dog." "Do you want one?" "No, I'm okay." "One dog, please." "I really do want to go look for Joey." "That little fucker's with his dream boy." "Excuse me." "Yeah, I know, but even still..." "Look, you don't have to come with me." "Are you blowing me off?" "No, I just..." "I mean, you want to come?" "Okay, yeah." "Can we find him?" "Okay, 30 minutes, only 30 minutes, and we'll go do something else." "My motorcycle's there anyway." "Let's go." "Fine." " Bye, Tobey." " Fine." "Bye." "Where'd you get a set of legs like that, baby?" "Soccer." "I hear he's got a huge cock." "You know he does." "Take my picture?" "Sure." "Nice." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Am I beautiful?" "Tell me I'm beautiful." "Gorgeous." "Awesome." "Great." "So where you guys going, huh?" "Oh, my God." "I look just like my mom." "I'm okay." "Okay." "I don't need the calories anyway." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Wait." "I know you, right?" "You've been following us ever since the park." "So, which one of us are you after, huh?" "Before you answer, let me just warn you," "I'm the only one left." "My other roommates seem to have dates for the night." "Turns out my girlie costume here isn't turning very many heads." "Hey." "I like your costume." "You work out, right?" "I can tell." "You play any sports?" "What gym do you go to?" "What, you've got enough candy already?" "You couldn't use a little more?" "I don't always look like this, you know." "You superficial faggotl" "It's Halloween." "Jesus!" "God, here, look!" "My driver's license." "It's not bad, huh?" "Tobey Weatherton, 1126 Hollywood Lane." "Hair, brown." "Eyes, hazel." "Sex, male." "I'm never doing drag again." "The club's closed." "Listen, I was just here." "My..." "I need to get inside." "That's always how it is, isn't it?" "Isn't it?" "You know?" "Look, you don't understand." "My motorcycle was parked out here." "The bouncer..." "It's a crime scene, buddy." "Kid fell apart in there." "You're not getting in." "No?" "Jake!" "Jake." "Jake." "Jake." "What the hell you doing over there, man?" "You're gonna get busted by that cop." "I thought you were gonna get busted." "You came here to save me, huh?" "Maybe later, tough guy." "Let's get out of here." "Here, let me help you out." "Here we go." " Ready?" " All right." "Okay." "All right." "You know what?" "There's a gate down there." "Why don't you go through the club?" "Go walk around." "I'll meet you up front, all right?" "Sorry." " That your buddy or something?" " Where?" "Jesus Christ." "Come on, man." "Get out your gunl He had a fucking knife." "So on the back, there's nerves that are connected to make it turn around, and the nerves got cut." "So that's all." "Everything's really okay." "All right, I've got to go." "All right, wait a second, whoa." "What?" "Don't let them turn this into a fag-bashing, okay?" "Because it would ruin me around here, you know that." "Don't kid yourself." "Hey, man." "Just wanted to see how your eye was." "It's fine." "Yeah." "That happen tonight?" "Look, I jammed my eye on a piece of pipe, and when I woke up in the hospital, my eye was gone." "They had relieved me from my police training, due to a medical disability." "I'm gonna get out of here." "My friends are probably waiting." "No offense, but I bet your friends are gonna have a good time tonight." "Why don't you and I get out of here?" "You, me." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Don't fall off." "It's a great place you've got here." "Does it come with the homeless people?" "It's better inside." "Anybody here?" "Hello." "Hello." "Guys." "Joseph?" "Hello." "Chaz, you home?" "I think we're the first ones here." "What's this?" " Is that blood?" " Yeah." "Take this off." "Okay." "Wow." "What is this?" "It used to be somebody's name." "Whose?" "An asshole's." "Does it hurt?" "No." "What are you doing?" "Sorry." "I'm... just a little pumped up from tonight." "Adrenaline." "Good." "Well this will mellow you out, then." "I don't smoke." "Come on." "It's fun." "It's pot." "That was pathetic." "Never had a joint?" "You're not gonna make this very easy for me, are you?" "Where's your bedroom?" "You like that?" "What are you doing?" "Get this shirt off." "Is this your room?" "Take this off." "Wait." "Okay, okay, okay, wait." "What?" " Just..." " Looks good." " Whoa, okay, okay." " What?" "Wait." "Just... hold on." "L..." "Look, I didn't realize anyone was coming over, so..." "My room's messy, too." "Whoa!" "Okay, just turn around." "Turn around?" "Just don't look." "For a second, dont look." "Princess." "Hey, Jake." "Don't do that." "You got a key to these?" " On my key ring, why?" " Just curious." "Whoa, I don't even know you." "I know." "Then how do I know I can trust you?" "You can't." " Fuck it, right?" " Yes." "I got a box of condoms in the bathroom." "I mean, I'm not saying..." "Maybe you should get two or three." "You want to fuck me?" " Maybe I will." "Okay." "Condoms." "We've got condoms." "Condoms suck." "But they keep you safe." "Let's do this." "Handcuffs." "Hello?" "Anybody in here?" "Hey, Jake." "Hello?" "Hey, Jake!" "Jake!" "Jake, you're freaking me out." "Jake!" "Jake." "Jake!" "Oh, shit." " Hold this." " Blood." "Push it, hold it tight." "I'll be right back, okay?" "Hi, I need an ambulance." "My friend has been stabbed, and he's bleeding." "Hello?" "Hello?" "No!" "No!" "Oh, shit!" "No!" "You'll be safe out here, okay?" "Shoot him." "Shoot me." "Shoot me!" "Oh, shit." " What the hell is going on out here?" " Hey, call an ambulance, all right?" "Hurry." "Now." "It's okay." "You're gonna be all right." "You shot me." "I know." "I'm sorry." "You look like a pirate." "I'll be there when you wake up." "We got you, didn't we?" "Bet you're surprised as shit." "Can we get this mask off?" "No, he's a mess in there." "You don't want to see that." "Wait." "He's still alive?" "Relax." "This guy's about as dangerous as a carrot." "# Hey baby #" "# Hey baby #" "# Yeah #" "# Hey baby don't take my life #" "# Hey baby #" "# Baby baby don't be my wife #" "# Hey baby #" "# Hey baby don't fuck with me #" "# Hey baby #" "# I'll tell you what I say #" "# I just say... #" "# Hey baby don't take my life #" "# Hey baby #" "# Baby baby don't be my wife #" "# Hey baby #" "# Hey baby don't fuck with me #" "# Hey baby #" "# I'll tell you what I say #" "# I just say... #" "# Hey baby don't be my friend #" "#Hey baby #" "# Baby baby tell you once again #" "# Hey baby #" "# Hey baby don't be my wife #" "# Hey baby #" "# I'll give you good advice #" "# I just say... #" "# Hey baby don't take my life #" "# Hey baby #" "# Baby baby don't be my wife #" "# Hey baby #" "# Hey baby don't fuck with me #" "# Hey baby #" "# I'll tell you what I say #" "# I just say... #" "# Yeah #" "# I found my sister's bra #" "# And took it way too far #" "# Although that's the way it goes #" "# I dress up all the time #" "# Don't see that it's such a crime #" "# Makes me feel so good #" "# I might be laughable #" "# Not even passable #" "# I don't really care #" "# It makes me feel complete #" "# I'm gonna take some heat #" "# But sometimes life just isn't fair #" "# But when I'm on that stage #" "# I don't have to act my age #" "# I'm just a little girl Having fun fun fun #" "# And when I strut my stuff #" "# I think that I'm tough enough #" "# I'm living on the edge of town #" "Come on in, girls." "# We live on the edge of town #" "# We like to party down #" "# We like to do what we do best #" "# We'll put on 3-inch heels #" "# And like the way it feels #" "# And like the way it turns us on #" "# We might not all be dolls #" "# But I tell you That it takes some balls #" "# Living on the edge #" "# Edge of town #" "# Bam #" "# Let me out of here #" "# You give me nothing but trouble #" "# Damn #" "# What's going on in there #" "# You say the words and I crumble #" "# Your mark on me is deep and wide #" "# You leave it open just to look inside #" "# Your mark on me is deep and wide #"