"Charm" "My, my!" "The charm" "Stunning charm" "Maddening charm" "Charm" "Fatal charm" "Deadly charm lt's killing" "Crazed souls, lost in the charm" "Charm." "My, my!" "The charm" "Stunning charm" "Maddening charm" "Charm." "Fatal charm" "Deadly charm lt's killing" "Crazed souls, lost in the charm" "I desire to kiss you on the lips.." "..to rock in your arms" "Come to me" "From your tresses, let me steal the fragrance" "Let me behold you in my eyes, don't go away" "My love, I fell for you at first sight" "Charm" "My, my!" "The charm" "Stunning charm" "Maddening charm" "Charm." "Fatal charm." "Deadly charm lt's killing" "Crazed souls, lost in the charm" "I'm restless, comfort me" "Feign love if you want, at least look at me" "You won't find another golden opportunity" "Come into my arms, my love" "Don't torment me I'm your lover, let me enjoy love" "Charm" "My, my!" "The charm" "Stunning charm" "Maddening charm" "Charm" "Fatal charm" "Deadly charm' lt's killing" "Crazed souls, lost in the charm" "What are you doing?" " l'm sorry." "Sorry.." "Bloody assistant!" "Get out of here." "Go!" "Get out of here. I don't want you here." "Go!" "Out!" "Will you teach your teacher, eh?" "Idiot!" "Bloody junior!" "C'mon, girls." "Don't spoil your mood." "Put your smile up." "And you please lose some weight." " Mac!" "Call for you, sir." " Who the hell is it?" "Your fiancee." "Anjali" "Junior" "Long-hair!" "I'm talking to you." "Answer the phone and say I'm not in." "Tell her." "Tell her." "Yes sister-in-law, he asked me to tell you that he is not in" "Five hours for a minor task, eh?" "Have you been playing around?" "Who will pay for this?" "My father?" " Right lt takes time to do a good job." "Why don't you be the face.." "on the back cover?" "It'll sell like hot cakes" "Why do you come in?" "Mind your own business I haven't changed the models." "Look I haven't changed them." "Go on. - He finds reasons to touch the girls!" "They go sniffing everywhere for girls" "What did you understand?" "Why are you shaking your head?" "C'mon." "Smile." "Excuse me, sir.. is Mac inside?" "Why do you want him?" " She's going to bear Mac's baby" "What..?" " l mean, Mac's fiancee." "Anjali" "She wants to meet Mac." " l see." "So you are Mac's fiancee ls he in at the moment?" " Of course." "He's been waiting for you" "Come with me." " That's like it" "Stop following me!" "Are you a dog?" " l'm Mac's best friend" "Out!" "This is not a zoo." "No animals allowed here" "Then what are you doing here?" "Don't raise your hands." " Out!" "Don't raise your hands." " Out!" "Dog" "Good." "Perfect." "Come.. he's so hardworking." "See" "Mac, look who's here." " Who is it?" "Listen Sanchita.." "What..?" " Sorry.." "Anjali, listen to me" "Start the car. I'm going to the airport I don't want to hear a thing" "What has happened?" " You said you will not be in office" "You could've told me if you didn't want to see me." "Why did you lie?" "Who lied to you?" "I'm telling you the truth I just came ten minutes back, I swear." " You are lying" "You should be ashamed of yourself." " Hush!" "Why should I be ashamed?" "Those semi-nude girls!" "How could you touch them all over?" "That's my business." " Business?" "I mean, I have to show them what pose to take" "You are an educated girl, you should understand that I don't know about that. I can't see you with other girls" "All right, listen to me." "You are my fiancee, trust me I'll never lie to you, trust me." "Now.." "go home, I'll come over and explain." "Okay?" "I love you." "Bye" "Bye." "Your dress" "Swine!" "Why did you bring her here?" " She brought me here" "How'd I know that you were having fun with those girls?" "I'll hit you!" " Give it to me!" "Don't keep debts" "You haven't made the car's payment." "It runs on gas, you dig?" "Pay up, now!" "All right, I'll pay you." "Don't be angry, go now" "Take it easy." "Drop her" "Bye, darling." "Hurry up" "Garam Masala magazine." "Sure." "Garam Masala magazine." "Yes." "So?" "You promised a dinner with me this Saturday" "Where?" " A new Chinese restaurant.." "China Town. I have booked the table I'll wait for you outside the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp" "Hi Mac." "Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow." "We'll have your favourite fare.." "at the new Chinese restaurant China Town." "What do you think?" "After dinner, we'll go for a movie." "Okay?" "Programme fixed?" " Ok. - See you tomorrow!" " Mac!" "Mac!" "Tell him." " Sir, it's time you gave us a raise" "Also give us a car and a three-bedroom flat" "No way. I'm thinking of giving a fivefold raise.." "a bungalow and a Mercedes each" "You are joking, sir." " Who started it?" "Morons!" "I'm planning to halve your pay checks I spent 300,000 for the cover page, and what do you guys give me?" "I can't see a thing." " Not me!" "He shot it" "And this?" " He shot it" "Aren't you guys ashamed?" "I sent you to the inaugural function.." "because the Chief Minister was the chief guest." "And the photos you got.." "he is not to be seen here!" "What's this?" "Scissors and breasts!" "Legs and a headless Chief Minister" "Sir, it's the camera." "You must give us sophisticated cameras" "Cameras?" "Learn photography first" "Look, if this continues, I'm going to fire you guys" "Sorry, we won't repeat this mistake." " Yes sir, sorry" "Something is approaching, know what?" "Yes sir, my birthday." " Damn" "Not your birthday. International Press Photography Competition" "Get some photos that I can send over and make our company famous" "Am I to send legs there?" "If you can't give me pictures, I'll make peons out of you!" "Go away." "Don't make my blood pressure rise" "Who is she?" "Whose legs are these?" " Keep the legs here and get lost" "The boss orders us to leave." "Let's get to work" "Sorry, sir" "Leave" "Haven't I told you to turn off the tap after bathing?" "I always turn it off after you bathe!" " You should do that" "Because, I'm the boss here. - Company gives me this accommodation" "Thank me for that." "They don't care about you anyway" "Now stop chewing my brains, I got to leave I'm leaving too." "Where are you going?" " To the temple." "Coming?" "No. I'm going to the zoo." "Coming?" " Not after watching you!" "C'mon." "Hurry up and get ready." "Shirt..?" "Sorry." "What are you doing here?" " What are you doing here?" "Maggie called me." " Maggie called me!" "Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys, you guys called me here I called Maggie here." " l too called her" "Damn you!" " No fights." "We'll have dinner together" "All right, I'll foot the bill." " l'll foot the bill. lt's my party" "Pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill." " Why don't we eat first?" "Let's decide it later." " All right" "Let me go!" "God!" "Both of you, leave me" "Get lost!" "Are you blind?" " Bloody idiot" "Sorry." " Go and hit him" "Let's go, darling" "Your food, sir." "Maggie, I ordered this for you." "Especially, for your eyes" "Your eyes are perfect." "Eat what I ordered for you lt's good for your heart and mind." " You need brains, you eat I have brains." " So why don't you bring it?" "Shut up!" " Cool" "Don't fight. I'll eat both." "Let's eat.." "I'm very hungry." " Okay, darling" "Do it fast." "Don't waste your time on one table" "Eat this, good for you thighs.. eyes" "I said, I'll pay." " l'll pay I pay!" " Not fair. lt's my party I'll pay for myself and Maggie." " lt's not tip, it's a bill" "You carry on.. eat my share too." "This dinner's on me." "Nobody pays." "Forget it, Sam." "Next time." "Let him pay this time lf you say so." "But I don't take favours" "Come on Sam, don't fight now." "Cool down" "Let me have something." "Where's my wallet?" "Where are you looking?" "Stupid!" "Shut up, you.." "Come with me" "The stupid is disturbing." "Where was I..?" "People ogle at you.." "Friend.." "I'm sorry, I broke your heart I shouldn't be doing this." "Foot the bill, please" "There you are!" "Now you know that Maggie is with me I should be paying the bill." " Yes." "Sorry." "Good you didn't wear glasses." " Why?" "Your lenses.. great colour." "Looks good on you" "You like it?" " Yes" "Are you going to eat those cherries?" "No. do you want it?" " l like cherries very much." "You mind it, don't you?" " Mind what?" "I know you're feeling bad." "Here, pay the bill" "Are you crazy?" " Go ahead" "You foot it." " Not fair" "Forget it." "Go Dutch on it I'll be back, I got to go to the loo." " Okay" "Madam, bill." " They are paying" "They left." "They said, you will pay." " What..?" "Greetings, sir." " Yes, son?" "Can I help you?" "Perhaps you have no idea, I'm a great fan of yours I want a photograph from you that has never been published or seen" "And.. the negative too." "It's for my personal collection I'm willing to pay any price, sir i don't have photos right now.." "..but I got some negatives that you can take" "Fine?" " Yes, sir" "Your father fixed your wedding, with the consent of the two of you" "But ever since you were engaged, I've only seen you brawling" "Your fathers were childhood Friends, they were thick friends" "They came here and together they joined the Indian Embassy" "Give him water." "They retired together and went back to India" "Don't fight and break their friendship lf you don't want to marry, Decide it right now I never said I don't want to marry" "Okay, I'm sorry. I'll take you out for movies twice a week.." "I'll take you out thrice for dinner, and.." "your birthday is on the 27th." "See, I remember, I didn't forget" "On that day I'll be with you from morning to evening" "And I'll only take your pictures." "Okay?" "If only you keep your promise!" " The day you become a doctor.." "I'll send the two of you to India and get your married." "Now don't belch!" "Maggie didn't come today" "Congratulations." " Congratulations" "Congratulations!" " Congratulations" "Shyam, the award you have won has made our company famous" "What award?" " International Press Photography award" "Didn't you see?" "All the newspapers are carrying your picture" "You have been promoted too." " The company gets 10 million in reward" "One million is for you." " Thank you, sir" "And a free one-month trip to America I want to give you something else." " What else?" "Your pay is doubled right away." " And you listen.." "give him the motorcycle key and the flat keys to him" "And from now on, he is your boss." "He's senior, you are junior." "Dig that?" "Shyam come, we got to talk." " Thank you, sir" "Move it" "What crap!" "How can he get an award?" "Sir, you know that he's a bad shot, but you guys.." "He holds a camera like he's holding a coconut I know you guys well." "The two of you hardly know photography" "But he gets an award!" " Sir, he's a fraud!" "A cheat" "He steals photographs for competitions I know where he stole those photographs from" "But he's made our magazine Garam Masala famous" "Sir, I will fight. I will not leave this" "This war has to be.." " Shut up!" "Silence, idiot" "This hunger has heated up your brains" "Attend tonight's party and stuff yourself. lt will cool your brains" "But I will fight" "Out you go!" "I will fight." "He stole my heart on the sly" "Lord, he took my heart away" "He made me belong to him, showed me beautiful dreams.." "..and took my heart away" "On the sly.." "..he stole my heart" "On the sly.. he stole my heart" "My love, you are handsome" "You fascinate me" "You are mine" "My love, you are handsome" "You fascinate me" "You are mine" "You have set my heart racing" "You have robbed me of my peace" "At the very first sight, my heart writhed in agony" "On the sly.." "you stole my heart" "On the sly.." "you stole my heart" "My love, the fragrance of your breath.." "and the magic in your words.." "make me lose my composure" "My love, the fragrance of your breath.." "and the magic in your words.." "make me lose my composure I don't know when I fell in love I don't know when I gave in" "You looked into my eyes.." "and said a thousand things" "On the sly.." "you stole my heart" "On the sly.." "you stole my heart" "You stole my heart on the sly" "Lord, she took my heart away" "On the sly.." "you stole my heart" "On the sly you stole my heart" "Ladies and gentlemen, we dedicate this evening to Shyam" "Friends, I'm happy that.." "Shyam has brought glory to our magazine Garam Masala" "Glory that makes it hotter and spicier" "On behalf of the company, we congratulate Shyam" "We also pray for the success of his American trip" "So Shyam's here's to you.." "a Bon Voyage." "Thank you, sir." "Bon voyage, my foot!" "Bloody freeloader" "A free trip to America for stealing photographs." "Moron" "Don't you guys have self-respect?" "Why are you clapping?" "Are you crazy?" "This friendship.." "..we shall never break" "Stop singing, will you?" "Stop it" "Don't sing on friendship, please!" "Stop it" "Sing something else." " Sing what?" "I'll sing" "You are made neither for the earth nor for the sky" "What makes you sing melancholy?" " Your identity is.." "Why pick a rotten song?" "Forget your friend." "He stole pictures.." "..won an award and flew off, didn't he?" "So hear me. lf you play the music of honesty, you will go deaf someday" "Someone rightly said." "Behind every bit of luck there's a horrible crime" "Whose line was it?" " Not mine." "Carry on" "Whoever said that, he was right" "Money is truth. lf you have money, you have everything." "Else, nothing" "You lost your house, your motorbike, your girl.. they belong to him now" "Moreover, he is your boss now." "Don't you want to defeat him?" "If I have my way.." "..I'll build a villa opposite the house he snatched from me I'll have three imported cars for the motorbike he took away I'll snatch all his girlfriends away for taking my girlfriend Maggie" "But how's that possible?" "The girls we like, never like us" "And the girls who like us, who cares about them?" "Don't worry about girls, moron." "I'll introduce you to beauties" "But wait, I'm not running a home of charity" "My help doesn't come for free I know, freeloader" "How wide does your mouth open?" " The size of your pocket" "But look, today's girls don't care for looks but for bank balance" "They look at the house, the car and the credit cards you possess" "You dig, Romeo?" "Hi." " Please sit" "He's the one who waits outside the airport for you." "Been a year now" "Just to meet you, just to say hello" "This is Pooja." "Airhostess." "She works for Fast Air" "Hi. I'm Makrand" "Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways" "You can call me Mac." " l'm Deepti, from Jet Speed Airways" "God spins the wheels of fortune really well" "He turns a king into a pauper and a pauper into a king lt's not God who spun the wheels. lt's the fatso" "The chief editor." "He helped me" "Whatever." "When Shyam returns, he will boss you around" "And you'll have to obey him quietly." " That's not worrying me" "But, Maggie kissed him before me!" "Well, I got three chicks now" "Maggie looks like a noodle before them." " Where did you find them?" "Why do you worry about that?" "You were supposed to show me a house" "Yes, the house.." "Stop droning." "Tell me where it is." " There is one" "Where?" " You'll have to cheat I don't want to be jailed." "Don't get me into wrong things." "Tell me.." "where do I find a house?" " There's no risk" "My ex-boss' flat's always empty." "He had bought it for his daughter" "She now lives in America." "The babe's real hot!" "But she is not straight, you know." "She lives with a black guy.." "hasn't married yet." "And her father doesn't even know about it" "Let me tell you the biggest risk" "Forget it." " Tell me I won't tell anyone, I swear." " l mustn't talk about the girl.." "Not the girl!" "About the house!" " The flat is always empty" "He is looking for a caretaker." "If you can turn him around and get the job.." "the flat will be yours." " So take me to him lf you take me, you'll never get the flat." "Rather you'll be thrashed" "Why will he hit me?" " The man is ruthless, I say I had run up a debt at a liquor bar, so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes l thought I'll put the tyres back when I have the money" "He fired me over such a minor thing." "The bloody sonofagun!" "All right, listen to me I'll fix the old man." "But I need a car for those beauties" "Don't worry about the car." "I'll give you a car.." "prettier than the girls." "But you won't get the same car daily." "No guarantees" "Never mind." " Tell your girls you got several cars" "Listen.." " Yes?" "No liquor, no cars." "Just steering wheels" "You are crazy!" "Name?" " Makrand Godbole." "They call me Mac" "What work do you do?" " l'm looking for a job" "But I want to tell you a sad story about me" "So you are a writer?" " No, sir" "Parents, siblings, uncle and aunts.." "they are all I have in this world I'm their only support" "So what can I do?" "What can you do?" "Give me work, sir" "Know how to drive?" " l know." "But I don't drive" "My horoscope predicts a major accident if I drive for someone" "Do you cook?" " l do, but I always add too much salt" "What can you do then?" "Can you take care of a house?" " That I can do very well l don't normally trust strangers" "But you seem to be from a good family I'm always out of the country I got a flat at Port Louis." "Collect the key from me tomorrow" "Who?" " Open up" "Who's that?" "I told you about him" "Didn't I tell you?" "He's Mambo" "Call him here" "Uncle, he is Mr. Makrand." "People call him Mac" "Hello." " Attitude problem" "Did you tell him?" " Explained him everything" "Told him about me?" " Clearly I want a mixer, I don't make chutney.." "..I want a grinder, I can't knead dough.." "I want a gas stove, no outdated stoves." "Washing machine." "Doesn't wash clothes" "He wants a dishwasher.." "..and a huge fridge, because he can't cook everyday" "Television. - lf cricket is on, he'll cook at night lf it's a day-night match, you will order something I will go to the market, and nobody questions me about accounts" "Sure." "Anything else?" "That's all?" "Can I talk now?" " Sure" "Actually.. we are young people" "We play around and have fun." "So.." "I don't want any interference." " l don't care." "Do as you like" "My demands have to be met and I must get my pay check on the 1 st" "Fine." "You are appointed" "When we first met, I was wondering where l've seen you before" "Then I remembered where" "You are the girl I dreamt about" "Know what this is?" " What?" "A ring." "A ring that passed down.." "..from my great grandmother to my grandmother" "From my grandmother to my mother and then to me I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her" "And guess what?" "God heard my prayers and He gave me a life partner" "Really?" "What are you doing?" "Why did you take it off?" "You are my fiancee now. I'll give it to you the day we marry" "After that, this ring will always shine on your finger" "So sweet" "Chhagan!" "Drive" "Babban!" "Stop" "Come on" "Know what this is?" " A ring" "But it's a very special ring" "A ring that was passed down from my great grandmother to my grandmother" "From my grandmother to my mother and then to me I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her" "That's what I'm doing now" "What are you doing?" "Now that you are my fiancee, I'll give it to you the day we marry" "After that, this ring will always shine on your finger I love you." "Mac." " Control.. c'mon!" "Your fingers looks so bare" "Know what?" "This ring passed down.." "..from my great grandmother to my grandmother" "From my grandmother to my mother and then to me I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her" "And I found you. I'm so happy" "No.. not now.." "Why?" " You are my fiancee now I'll give it to you the day we marry" "Let me go." " Feeling shy, eh?" "Indian girls are great" "I see the sky.." "I see the earth.." "wherever I see.." "I find you" "I see the sky.." "I see the earth.." "wherever I see.." "I find you ln every spectacle, I see you" "There's no place.." "where l don't find you" "Who lent elegance.." "..to this marblesque body..?" "to these dreamy eyes..?" "to this beautiful face?" "You are my destination" "You are my desire" "The Spring.." "the marvels.." "and the stars, without you.." "I have never seen them I see the sky.." "I see the earth.." "wherever I see.." "I find you" "You're mine.. and only you.." "You make my dreams come true.." "I want only you.. girl, only you.." "I love you.." "love you.." "love you.. only you.." "From your eyes flows.." "a strange intoxication" "Dazes one and all lt's an incredible moment" "Your radiance captivates me" "You are my only obsession" "My love.." "I shall.." "never find.." "a beauty like you I see the sky.." "I see the earth.." "Wherever I see.." "I find you" "Pooja.." " Honey, I'm here" "There!" "Hurry up, or we'll be late I'm sorry, I started without you." " Never mind." "No formalities." "Thank you." "When are you coming back?" " The day after tomorrow" "The day after tomorrow By which flight?" " lA 9436" "The Mumbai flight that flies back?" " Right" "When will you be leaving?" " Next day" "Next day." "Okay" "Tell me something, honey." "What do you keep writing?" "Do you think you are a pilot?" "You keep track of every minute of mine" "Business is stressing, and I'm busy. I have to sort things out" "So that when you come home, I can spend time with you" "We can be together." "Water please" "Mambo!" "Make two cups of tea!" " Making tea is not that easy lt's a tough job." "Look at me!" "You got to light the gas stove.." "boil water, put tea-leaves, add sugar and milk to make tea" "Prayers don't grant you tea!" " Mambo!" "Don't you talk about prayers!" "Go and get some tea" "Don't you scream at me!" "I'm not deaf" "Hear that?" "He has scissors for a tongue. I told you to fire him" "Why don't you kick him out?" " lt's no good" "The poor man is fickle-minded." "Just yesterday he was praising you" "Lies!" "He never praises me" "When I first came here, he treated me like a guest" "But now he acts as if he's doing me a favour" "Listen, you are mistaken" "He is like an old man fed up of his children" "You get me?" "He's like your father." "His heart's full of love" "So why does he hide it?" "Why can't he be like us, honey?" "How can he be like us?" "He's an old man.." "about to hit the grave." "To hell with the old man" "Who is an old man?" "Did you call me an old man?" "Who called you old man?" " l'm not deaf." "You called me old man" "Yes, he said that." "So what are you going to do?" "Will he call you a kid?" "Damn you!" "Your father might be an old man!" "She's going to down a plane someday." "Calls me an old man!" "Airplane, my foot!" "She can't even ride a bicycle I have told you!" "Shut your ears." "Please" "Say you will." " Eyes shut, ears shut!" "Go and get the lady's bag." " My eyes are shut" "Open your eyes for five seconds." " lf l find her bag in time, fine" "Or she leaves without her bag." " Don't talk back I warned him." "See, he quietly went to get your bag" "Mambo, quick" "Honey, I'll miss you a lot." " Even I'll miss you I don't feel like going." " Go on, you need to work" "Go now, come on." "Don't keep standing for too long." "Bye" "Where's she now?" "Did I keep you waiting?" " No. I came only a minute ago" "But that one minute felt like a hundred years" "Come, let's go." " My bag" "Okay lets go." " Come." "One leaves, another comes." "Bangkok departure, Singapore arrival" "Every time I come here, I see that man in the same position" "Don't you keep him busy?" "You are too lenient towards him" "What are you hiding?" " Nothing" "Then why are your hands behind you?" " lt's his style." "Never mind" "Why doesn't he show it?" "I want to see it I can't show it." " l want to see." " Take her away" "No whispering!" "I don't want to see it." "Keep it with you" "Let's go to our room and chat." "Get into a nightgown.." "No!" "I'm not leaving until he shows what he is hiding lf l show you, there'll be a storm!" "Come what may, I'm going to see it" "You want to see it?" " Yes" "You want to see it?" "I'll show it." " Show" "My pants are torn, and I'm not wearing underwear" "Don't tell me I didn't warn you." "Want to see it?" "Want to see it?" " Damn" "Hold it I guess I deserve a raise ln trying to save you.." "..my pants are really going to be ripped off someday" "What are you cooking?" "I don't want sandwiches." "Make malai-kofta" "What's this?" " Call it anything you wish" "We call it mutton cutlet." " What?" "For whom?" "Mac only eats what I eat." " Ask him" "Yes, honey?" " Whom is the mutton cutlet for?" "Mutton cutlet" " Why did he make it?" "I think he has his way around here" "How can you stand it?" " You are right" "Why did you make the mutton cutlet?" "Who did you ask before making it?" "You don't know who ate it?" " Do you eat mutton, Mac?" "When did I eat mutton?" " Did I say you ate?" "Then who ate it?" " Someone" "Who?" " Want me to remind you who did?" "Tell me." " The one who had omelette.." "Hang on!" "I remember." "Just tell me if I am right or not lt was my friend Shyam." " Shyam, who?" "Shyam, who?" "He's my friend." "He came from America last night" "When did he come?" "This morning" "Oh yes, this morning." "The cutlet was made for him I swear." "You don't believe me?" "Thank God you remembered" "Mac, there's an email for you" "From?" " Shyam" "He's coming from America tomorrow." " Shyam's coming from America?" "You just said he had breakfast." " Who told you?" "Yes, I told you." "But this Shyam is not that one" "Who ate the mutton cutlet?" " That one's different" "The Shyam who's coming is my friend." " Then who is this Shyam?" "Don't you know?" "You brought the email!" " Who is that Shyam then?" "I have five friends named Shyam." "Do you know all of them?" "I have five Shyams as friends, and he knows just one." "He's crazy." "He's very weird." "Snake in the grass!" "You know when to grab a bite I didn't get this email, you dig?" "I don't want to talk to that ingrate" "He wants you to receive him at the airport" "My dog will receive him!" " When did you get a dog?" "is that a joke?" " Look, he is your boss." "You must go" "Can't you tell a lie for your brother?" "For a brother, yes." "Of course, with an open heart" "Happily" "Enough. I can't stand more happiness" "My flight timings are going to change." "We'll be flying only during daytime" "What time is the arrival?" " l'll get to know today I'm dead." "Got to rework the adjustments" "What adjustments?" " No.. my work schedule I'll have to adjust my schedule according to your flight timings" "You take a bath" "Nageshwar!" "Yes?" "Tell me." " Where's Mac?" "I don't know." "He's not coming to the office either I've been looking for him." "He doesn't even call me I left three messages at his office.." "..but he didn't call me." "Please tell me I got to attend an urgent meeting." "Bye" "Where are you going?" "One second" "Listen to me.." "You must tell me." "Where's Mac?" " How can I tell you?" "I don't know" "You are lying. I know you can tell me" "Say, how much is it worth?" "So you'd care to grease the palm?" "The work I do here.. don't tell me what people call this profession" "But if I have to continue this, you will have to double my salary" "Can we sit and discuss it?" " Mac!" "What happened?" "Anjali is coming." " What..?" "Who the hell told..?" "Who the hell told her about this place?" " l don't know. I saw her coming here" "You were supposed to take me out for a movie and dinner, what happened?" "And now you have moved in here!" "You didn't even care to call me lf you don't like me, tell me Makrand!" " Don't call me Makrand." "Call me Mac" "And stop screaming. I command some respect here" "This house is not mine." "Belongs to my friend" "My office snatched away my house." "After I find a new house.." "I'll take you anywhere you want." "Restaurants, movies, anywhere" "Galan.." "What happened?" " Babban" "Babban, see the lady off" "But.." " Go on Hurry up" "Hello?" "Mac here." " Pooja here" "Why are you puffing?" " l was running" "Running?" "What for?" " l mean, on the treadmill" "There's a problem here." "My flight is delayed. I'm coming over" "Don't come here!" " Why are you yelling?" "I thought we'd spend some time together, but you..!" "Try to understand." "Why bother?" "I'll come to the airport" "No need. I've hired a cab already." " To hell with the cab!" "I'm coming to the airport, Pooja.." "Hello, Mac, hello!" " Bye." "Who was it?" "A.. relative" "Relative?" "Who?" "Close relative" "Close relative, who?" " He's like half-father to me" "What..?" " He is my uncle" "But you yelled Pooja!" " l did" "Who was she?" " lt was a male" "How can a man's name be Pooja?" " Why not?" "He's my uncle Pooja." "Get that?" "His name is Poojari" "Kids used to tease him, so he changed his name to Pooja" "That's uncle Pooja!" " The biggest lie ever" "Why do you call him?" "He's always busy in the kitchen" "Don't you trust me?" " No!" "I swear by my father ls he your father?" " Yes" "You never told me." " You never had interest in my family" "This is when he was young.." "with my mother" "That's the naughty me." " How sweet!" "He even creates parents" "Uncle Pooja is coming, I'm going to the airport I got to talk business with him." "He'll be leaving by the next flight I'll be back." "Get dressed or you will catch a cold I'll be back" "Listen carefully." "The Mumbai flight is delayed lf it lands here by chance, don't let it meet the Bangkok flight I don't want them both to collide" "Because if they crash, I'll die." "Help me Please" "Mumbai flight hasn't taken off, Bangkok flight is at home lf the Mumbai flight lands, the Bangkok flight will.." "Damn!" "Where's she?" "Damn!" "I'm dead" "Mac?" "You are here?" " Where were you going?" "I was going to the taxi stand." "I'm famished, let's go home" "Mambo has taken the day off." "Let's go to the airport canteen.." "we'll have chicken breasts." "Come on" "Hello?" "is it early?" "All right, I'll get to the airport" "Mambo, don't cook for me. I'm leaving" "May I say something?" " Tell me I think I must've done some good deeds in my previous birth" "That's why I get opportunities to spend quality time with you" "Honey, you really flatter me." " That's the problem lf only I could rent my heart!" "But you'll still think I'm lying" "Hi Mac!" "I've been looking for you. I thought you came to receive me" "Give me a hug" "Go and sit there, we are busy." " Hi" "Hi. I'm Pooja." " We are best friends" "We can even give up our lives for each other" "Not that best friends, okay!" "Go and sit there" "How can you say that?" " Join us" "Hi" "We used to work together. I got the lnternational Photography award" "Then I went to America.." " She is my fiancee" "Fiancee?" " Yes lf you don't mind, we want to discuss something private" "Find another table, please." " Carry on" "You and I have no secrets between us." "She won't mind it" "She knows the friendship we share." " Such a pile on, you know" "I have to report to my office." " Okay" "Because, I told them I'm going home." " Okay, darling." "Bye" "Where did you find that bombshell?" " Got to be handsome for that." "You.." "What happened?" "What happened, Mac?" "What are you doing down there?" "I had lost my ring" "How come you arrived early?" " l told you about change in timings" "They called me suddenly." "Departure is rescheduled three hours earlier" "Hi!" "I am Shyam from America." " Hi!" "I am Sweaty." "This is my.." " Fiancee?" "Yes." " How do you know?" "We've been friends since childhood." "We know each other's choices" "Why don't you sit?" " Move it" "Here.. here, darling." " Okay" "Easy ls he the Shyam for whom you made the breakfast..?" "Yes.. the breakfast.. it's him" "When are you coming back?" " Don't know" "New schedule, new timings." "I'll know only after I return l'm getting late, I got to go" "Bye, Mac." " Bye, take care." "You are indeed lucky. I have seen fate look up" "But this is incredible!" "You are very lucky" "Trust me.." " Mac, I got to leave lt's time for my flight." "Love you, honey" "Ok." "Bye." "Bye. _ Take care." " Take care." "Where do you think you are going?" " Incredible setup I can add spice to this setup" "There's my stuff." "Let's take that to your house" "Then we'll fix half a dozen girls." "We're brothers, after all" "Get lost." "Don't touch me." " Well?" "One cold coffee" "Swine!" "You cheated for that award." "And then you forgot me" "Then you got promoted and flew off to America, all alone" "You went blind, didn't you?" "I decided then, to end our friendship" "You go your way, I go mine" "Excuse me!" "My bill." "Coffee, separate" "Listen.." "listen.." "Friend.." "Damn you!" "When did you come?" "I'll explain later." "First tell me where Mac is" "His life's totally changed." "He's a high-flying guy nowadays!" "He has a posh flat, exquisite, expensive furniture.." "three hot babes at his beck and call." "What a blast!" "How times have changed for him!" " Lucky dog!" "So take me to him." "Why don't you?" "Haven't you met him yet?" " How could I?" "I don't even know where he lives." " Walk into his office and meet him" "But how can I go to his office in this state?" "I've just arrived from America" "Look, Babban." "Mac is a close buddy of mine" "Even if I'm his senior today, he used to be my senior once!" "Look, I've got such a lot of stuff for him from America I can't sleep in the night, wondering how he could be managing" "Stop worrying about him!" "He's doing just fine wherever he is" "Come with me, Babban. I've got some stuff for you too" "No, you must be lying." " Lying?" "I've brought three bottles of English liquor!" "What'll I do with empty bottles?" "It should have booze!" "Empty bottles?" "They're sealed bottles.. full of liquor!" "Really?" "Let me see!" "Actually, it's under all the stuff there." "I'll give it to you at Mac's place" "You mean it?" " Oh yes." "And some dough, too" "All right, let's go." " Okay" "Speak up!" "Who's this mad dog?" "Uncle Mambo.." " That's my name!" "What's his?" "Who on earth is he?" " Uncle Mambo!" "The master key to this house!" "So you're Uncle Mambo..?" "You're just like he described you in his mail." "You haven't changed" "The same nose, eyes, vest and undies!" "I change my undies everyday!" "Who the devil is he?" "Uncle, this is Shyam." "Everybody calls him Sam" "Mac's friend." "He has just arrived from America" "But why've you come with bag and baggage?" " Hasn't he told you?" "Who?" " My chum. I'm going to stay here" "No way.. no!" "My sofa..!" "He forgot to receive me at the airport I was so angry.. sorry!" " Are you blind?" "Can't you see anything?" " He can, it's just a mistake I was actually so angry, I thought I wouldn't set foot in this house" "You haven't unpacked yet." "Better you get going!" "If I go away, he'll be back to his old dramatics" "He'll fall at my feet, cry.." "The forgetful idiot!" "Wrong!" "He never forgets!" "By the way, which room did he ask you to take?" "But you haven't even met him yet." " Oh yes, I haven't met him" "Know what?" "Just give me a nice room" "Nice room?" "You want to buy it?" "Are you married?" " No." "Not right yet" "But I'm looking out." " What could be worse than this?" "No, not that one." "That's the bedroom he works in" "And that is a bedroom he does not work in" "He only sleeps in that bedroom." "Simply relaxes" "So many rooms!" "is this a house or a hotel?" "Even these rooms aren't enough for him." " So where am I going to stay?" "There is a room for you.." "butt's a bit too large" "That's okay. lt'll do." " Will do?" "No problem!" " Follow me then" "Go on.. beat it now." " What?" "Empty-handed?" "Take all there is in this pocket of mine" "Only 2 rupees..?" " Why?" "is that too much?" "Never mind." "Keep it." " Filthy miser!" "Here, keep the 2 bucks." "I'll give you 50 paise more!" "Okay?" "And you said you got something for me from America!" "It's there for you." "But I'm not giving it to you right now I'll give it at an appropriate time." " Really?" "If that appropriate time does not arrive, I'll tell Mac everything.." "and your bad times will begin." "Just you remember that!" "And listen!" "If I can fix a car that has broken down.." "I can also wreck a proper car!" "Thank you." "Hello?" " Deepti" "Deepti, listen.." "I can't go to the airport. I'm busy" "Go straight home, I'll be there I love you." "Bye" "Who are you?" "How dare you kiss me?" "That could've been my question." "But I'm not heartless like you I hate debts. I repay every bit" "Shut up!" "Who are you?" "And what are you doing in my house?" "That's my question." " This is my house!" "This is my best friend's house." " Who?" "Makrand Deendayal Chatpatiya." " Are you Makrand's friend?" "Yes." "Now tell me, how's this your house?" "I'm Mac's Fiancee I see." "So you are the girl who's going to marry Mac" "Aren't you ashamed to kiss a stranger?" "I thought it was Mac." "But you knew it!" "Then why did you do it?" "Aren't you ashamed to kiss a girl you don't even know?" "I thought it was Mac." " And when I was screaming..?" "Can't you recognize a girl's voice?" " l thought it was Mac laughing" "All right, just forget it lt was a mistake." "Now that we know each other, why don't we do it?" "What..?" "Two negatives add up to a positive" "As a poet said, yesterday's mistake is today's culture.." "and tomorrow's law." " Did you really think I was Mac?" "If it's true, I'll forgive you" "Even if you forgive me, I can't forget your touch I'm a rich bachelor" "But I have never consciously looked at a girl" "So?" " l love you I'm engaged." "You dig?" "My feelings.." "I was just telling her how much Mac loved her" "You tell her you love her, and she'll know how much Mac loves her." "Right I mean, Mac told me to tell her.." "how much he loves her.." " Enough." "Don't try hard" "Uncle.." "I'm not anybody's uncle!" " Ass!" "What..?" " One who calls you uncle is an ass" "What style, what personality.." "what must be your age?" "Thirty-five?" "Thirty..?" "A bit older" "But if you discount all the holidays, it comes to that much" "You are young" "You don't need to tell Mac about what you just saw and heard" "Forget Mac, I don't even tell myself.." "..about what goes on around here." "So relax" "Thank you, uncle." " Ass!" "You are an ass" "You called me uncle" "Donkey lntruder!" " Here you are, my friend!" "Where were you?" "You kept me waiting" "Hands off!" "Are you crazy?" " Tell me, please" "Tell what?" "Hands off!" "See his style?" "He loves me so much" "What love?" "Have you done anything worthwhile for me?" "Why must you hide it from uncle?" "He knows everything" "Even I know you in and out!" "I hate you" "Hands off!" "Get out of here" "Get out of here!" "Out" "No matter what you say, but my love for you is growing lt's growing here too." "Not love but the itch" "Get out of here, or.." " Or what?" "Let go of my hand or I'll break your teeth" "What's that?" " My cheeks" "What's on your cheeks?" "Blood." " How come?" "I had a shave this morning, nicked myself and it bled ln the morning!" "And it's grown already?" "Did you use a tonic for a cream?" "What the hell is that?" " l stopped shaving after I got the cut" "How come your blood is scented?" " Few good people have scented blood" "Cut the crap!" "Get lost" "Where's the phone?" "Was Deepti here?" "Where's the phone?" "Has Deepti come yet?" "Anjali here." " Anjali, who?" "What..?" "How are you?" " You've forgotten me I'm not a fool to forget you. - Then tell me, what day is it today?" "Today?" "Today..?" "It's Sunday." " Did I ask you, swine?" "It's Sunday!" "I know it's Sunday." "But what's special today?" "What's special.. today..?" "is it Gandhi's birthday?" " No!" "It's my birthday" "And you forget that!" "You never remember my birthday, Mac" "Don't cry. I knew it!" "Happy birthday to you" "Then why didn't you come to meet me?" " You see, I got busy" "So I couldn't come." "You know, I had been to the airport" "Airport?" "Why did you go to the airport?" "Isn't it Sunday today?" "Yes, today is Sunday and your birthday too" "All the shops are closed, only the duty free shop at the airport is open I went there to buy a beautiful, strong and reliable gift for you I got.. damn!" " What happened?" "I'll call back later!" " What happened, Mac?" "You're coughing" "Who was it?" " lt was.." "What happened to your voice?" " Sore throat" "Anyway, there's good news for you." " What?" "My flight timings are changing." " When?" "You had a sore throat!" " lt's fine now." "When?" "It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow." "You mean you'll come 3 hours earlier?" "I mean, we'll get 3 more hours" "Tell me something." "Only your airlines have changed timings?" "Or all?" "All the airlines." " Thank God, I'm saved" "Saved?" "From what?" "What?" " You said, you are saved" "When did I say that?" " You just did" "No darling, I didn't say that. - You said!" "You said it!" "You did too!" "Why'd I say that I'm saved?" " You did say that. I heard it too" "Hear that?" " Are you crazy?" "I swear, I didn't say that." "This guy is crazy" "When did I say it?" "I don't like your face!" "I'll kill you I'll shave your head!" "Who is Sweety?" "Sweety?" "Who?" "Wherefrom?" "Which one?" "Sweety Nair!" "This letter is addressed to her I want to know who she is." " Mailed to my address?" "Yes, your address." " You are not Sweety Nair?" "How come someone else's letter is dropped here?" "Look here!" "What?" " Nothing lt's your address." "Sweety Nair, 13th floor, flat no.1 .." "Balla Vista, Port Louis, Mauritius." " l don't know who she is I forgot to tell you about it." " Who is Sweety Nair?" "Wrong address. lt came earlier too." "It's for a guy downstairs" "Urmila's younger sister Kokila.." "her son is Bakul." "Bakul's uncle.." "was married to Rasila.. it's their daughter-in-law's daughter" "The postman said no one was answering the door I gave him a glass of water, he told me to give them the letter l said, I will." "So you see, this is his daughter.." "Sweety" "Damn this day lt's so embarrassing." "My own Fiancee suspects me" "Sweety Nair!" "Know who Sweety Nair is?" "A 12-year old girl." "She's played in my lap I'm so sorry.." "Come here." " Don't do it again." "I'm so happy we're back." "The old fossil ruined it" "What's your intention?" "Had you been a Muslim.." "I would read that you can have four wives" "But which law offers this facility for Hindus?" "Not wives." "Fiancees" "Do you know about this Fiancee thing?" "Fiancee is a facility that provides everything that a wife provides" "Except the nightmares" "Take good care of women, and you'll get the greatest intoxication" "What are you doing here?" "Didn't I ask you to leave?" "You are guzzling my liquor, freeloader" "Get out of here." " How will you manage three women?" "How can I leave you alone in this mess, my friend?" "You don't need to worry. I've been doing it since my childhood I'm really worried for you." " Hands off!" "You are not worried!" "You are jealous" "Get out of here!" "Out!" " Where do I go?" "Where you kicked me out from!" " There's no tap in the bathroom" "The roof is broken, no pipes." "It's being fixed I'll go there as soon as it is fixed." "Promise." "Please" "Promise?" " Promise" "What happened?" "You consider me a stranger, it hurts, friend" "But buddy, you will never find a friend like me" "Shake hands on that" "Come here baby." "Baby.. baby.." "Baby.. baby.." "Baby.. baby.." "Your eyes are like Garam Masala.." "Your words are like Garam Masala.." "Your beauty is like Garam Masala.." "Your smile is like Garam Masala" "You've enchanted my heart and soul.." "Kiss my baby.. kiss me baby.." "your lips taste like wine.." "Kiss me baby.. kiss me baby.." "you're Garam Masala.." "Kiss my baby.. kiss me baby.." "your lips taste like wine.." "Put your hands up, boys.. put your hands up, girls.." "Indians!" "It's so difficult.. so difficult to control the heart.." "Whoever sees you.. goes crazy.." "It's so difficult.. so difficult to control the heart.." "Whoever sees you.. goes crazy.." "Your style is Garam Masala.." "Your complexion is Garam Masala.." "Your love is Garam Masala.." "Your body is Garam Masala.." "You've enchanted my heart and soul.." "Kiss my baby.. kiss me baby.." "your lips taste like wine.." "Kiss me baby.. kiss me baby.." "you're Garam Masala.." "Your mesmerizing beauty.." "your tempting youth.." "One day you shall become the queen of my dreams.." "Your mesmerizing beauty.." "your tempting youth.." "One day you shall become the queen of my dreams.." "Your love is Garam Masala.." "Your beauty is Garam Masala.." "Your style is Garam Masala.." "Your body is Garam Masala.." "You've enchanted my heart and soul.." "Kiss my baby.. kiss me baby.." "your lips taste like wine.." "Kiss me baby.. kiss me baby.." "you're Garam Masala.." "Kiss me baby.. kiss me baby.. kiss.. kiss.." "Kiss." "Kiss.." "Your eyes.." " Garam Masala.." "Your words.." " Garam Masala.." "Your beauty.." " Garam Masala.." "Your style.." " Garam Masala.." "You've enchanted my heart and soul.." "Kiss my baby.. kiss me baby.." "your lips taste like wine.." "Kiss me baby.. kiss me baby.." "Fake, all of them!" "Local stuff is better than the imported one" "Anyway, talk business" "Babban, tell you something." "A friend in need is a friend indeed" "Stop beating about the bush and come to the point imagine me in that house instead of Mac" "How's that possible?" " Just imagine" "All right, done." " l take the girls" "What..?" " Just imagine" "Done." "What next?" " Now just imagine this I pay you more than what Mac pays you" "That's a really wild fantasy." " Just imagine" "Only imagine?" "Done" "Can you do for me what you do for him?" "Gotcha!" "So you want to ruin his setups?" " Oh no" "Suppose he is transferred." "The ladies' bar he has set up.." "with much difficulty, it has to be kept going, you see" "Damn, you are my dearest friend!" "One wouldn't need a foe if he has a friend like you." "You are enough" "Listen.. if I have my share of liquor everyday.." "then you don't need to worry about me." " Promise?" "Promise" "Shake!" " One minute" "First, tell me who gave him that grand apartment?" "Money is not a problem." "Mac's transfer is all I want lf possible, to the lndia-Pakistan border" "Who do I talk to about this?" " l hate to praise myself I have high connections." "My word means more than the big boss'" "You know that very well." "You get the dough" "You are the best person for such crooked tasks. lt shows on your face" "Don't worry about the money." "Do the job" "Forget the job, get the money." " lt'll be done" "Promise?" " Promise" "Hello Maggie.. connect me to Mac." "Your enemy is bribing me to expose you" "He wants to be the captain of your three-in-one-day" "All right. I'll keep an eye on him." " Keep an eye on my pockets too I'm doing this for money." "Get that?" "Strange." "People hang up at the mention of money" "No" "No.." "Scotch?" "No." " lmagine it's medicine" "Medicine, yes" "With soda?" " Yes" "Good" "Tell me something" "What time do you get up?" "At six?" "Five?" "Four?" "At four." " Four?" "So you've been up since long." "You need some rest, right?" "How can I rest?" "I'm paid for my work I must work." "My father was in the army. I follow the discipline" "Even at this age, he makes you slog like an ass" "What does he pay for it?" "Zilch!" "You are right, but I don't take it seriously I take it as a joke." " That's your problem ln his place, I'd pay you more, pay you more respect too" "Damn you!" "You are here to screw me!" "I'll hack you to pieces!" "I'll hang you up on the fan" "Don't you interfere, old fossil" "Wait there, don't you leave!" "You are dead, Shyam!" "You want to kick me out and stay here, eh?" "What are you doing?" " Damn you!" "You plan to have my Fiancee, eh?" "Bloody lecher" "Plotting, eh?" "Get out of here with your stuff!" "Pick up your stuff and get lost!" "Please don't!" "Think again!" " Thought!" "Move it ls this your final decision?" " The ultimate" "Out!" " Goodbye" "What's his name..?" "Padgaonkar" "He might have an apartment like this." " What?" "Nothing" "What's his address?" "Bungalow no." "3, Tulip Citadel, Grobe Road.. yes!" "What?" "What did you say?" " Nothing." "I too need a house to live" "What's his name..?" " Padgaonkar" "Yes." "Padgaonkar. lf l could get a house like this.." "Put your stuff down!" "You are not an orphan" "You don't need to tell others when there's a brawl in the family I need to talk to him." " Are you his business partner?" "Silly" "Let go of me!" "Ma says, never retract your steps" "But retracting for a friend proves friendship." "Dad said that" "Crap. lf we spend more time with each other.." "we might end up killing each other." " Can I even hit you?" "You can hit me.. go on." "Am I complaining?" "Just remember." "You'll never find a true friend like me" "Really?" " Really" "Shake hands" "How about a Blue Label on the occasion?" " l don't have Blue Label lt's there. I have seen it down there" "Swine!" "Bloody snooper I'm leaving." "Bye" "Where are you leaving?" "We've stopped fighting I can't take it anymore. I quit!" " Did I tell you something?" "You are like daddy." " Daddy?" "Swine, old fossil, senile.." "is that what you call your father?" " Who is the master of the house?" "On my face" "You are." " Correct." "And who is the swine?" "Who is the swine here?" " Who do you call a swine?" "Who?" " lt's the wife's brother" "That's family." "That makes you family" "We love you." "Did you think I was cursing you?" "How silly" "Just a while ago he hit me.. did I complain?" "No, because I love him." "Such things happen between friends" "Make a drink of Blue Label for uncle, fast I'm not drinking." " Why not?" "You will" "Get on with it!" " Sure" "Let go" "Hurry up" "One for me!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "My heart.. as vast as the sea" "Let me immerse you in my heart, my love" "My heart.. as vast as the sea" "Let me immerse you in my heart, my love" "There's something I have to tell you.." "I wish to ride these waves, my love immersed.. my heart's immersed immersed.. the heart's immersed, sweetheart immersed.. my heart's immersed immersed.. the heart's immersed, sweetheart" "In your mischievous eyes, on your breath.." "there's the requital to love" "My desires, consumed by a storm.." "there's the desire to love ln the depths of my craving.." "I'm in a daze, my love immersed.. my heart's immersed immersed.. the heart's immersed, sweetheart" "My heart.. as vast as the sea" "Come, let me give you all I possess" "If youth is fire.." "love is the water that extinguishes it lt's true, my love, better you understand that" "This restlessness is like a tempest.." "believe me, my love ln your arms, I want to be, my love" "lmmersed.. my heart's immersed immersed.. the heart's immersed, sweetheart" "My heart.. as vast as the sea" "Come, let me immerse you in my heart" "All I have to say is that I want to ride these waves.." "O my love!" "lmmersed.. my heart's immersed immersed.. the heart's immersed, sweetheart" "Brother Makrand!" "Yes, that's it" "You're screwed!" " What happened?" "Your fiancee's arriving with a rotten fly" "Looks like he's related to you." " Rotten-faced?" "Sucked-out mango?" "That's my uncle" "What happened, Mac?" " Pooja, wear your clothes quickly" "My Uncle will arrive any moment, I'm terribly scared of him" "He's like a father to me." "He's coming to meet you actually" "So get ready quickly." " All right" "Listen.. don't always rush." "Hear me out first!" "There's a girl with him.." "she's like a sister to me" "So no misunderstandings, okay?" " Why would I misunderstand?" "Actually, it was only for your information, okay?" "So go on.. hurry" "Let's go!" "Quick!" "My respects, Uncle" "You ought to have called, I'd have picked you up" "Which flight did you take?" " From that traffic signal.." "to this one, I need a flight?" " l told you!" "My Uncle never gives a straight reply!" "Uncle, this is my friend Shyam." "Shyam, that's Uncle." "Say hello, son" "This house, Uncle.. it's my friend's, it's not rented" "And this guy.." " Babban" "Babban." "He's my driver." " Driver?" "When did you buy a car?" "Actually, the car l have, isn't one I've bought" "The company I work for gave it to me." " Very big company!" "Very big company." "Come on inside, Uncle." "Please" "Welcome, Uncle" "You must actually be wondering what I'm doing here." "My friend.." "Who?" " The guy in the red shirt, long hair" "Shyam." "His sister has a brain tumor." "Any moment now, she could.." "As if you're treating her!" "I told you!" "My Uncle never Gives a straight reply!" "The last time he cracked a joke, I vomited blood!" "Uncle, you're too much." " Shut up!" "What have I said for you guys to laugh so much?" "You really want to know?" " Yes!" "Know what, Uncle?" "We never laugh in this house.. we only cry" "His sister's struggling between life and death" "Any moment, she could.. you know why I'm sticking around here?" "It's to give my friend moral support" "What's happening here?" "She's got very few days to live." "So she goes for the elders' feet" "She has a lot of respect for you." "The way she looks, it doesn't seem.." "A well-fed Punjabi girl, you see!" " Did someone call me?" "Yes.. make some tea" "And guess who this is..?" " The one who'll drink the tea" "He's my Uncle!" "I've come to ask you just one question." "Are you serious about the marriage?" "Of course." " All right then, I'll make arrangements lf anybody has anything to say.." "say it right now." "Am I right?" "I have nothing to say." "You can do as you wish lt's all arranged then!" "Get on with the arrangements for the wedding" "We're willing!" " Who's we ?" "All of us are ready!" " All right" "Are you happy?" " Yes" "All right. I'm leaving then" "At least have tea before you leave." " Are you out of your mind?" "Tea for Uncle?" "Uncle will straightaway.." "..sip champagne at my wedding party!" "Do not worry, my child." "Everything will be all right" "Everything will be all right!" "Show him out.." "my respects, Uncle!" "And what are you up to?" " Mac darling!" "This way, Uncle.. please come." "I'll give you a ride in the company's car l'm going in a taxi!" " No, not a taxi!" "You'll get stuck in a jam, sir!" " Don't teach me!" "If I can come, I can also leave on my own!" "I don't need your help!" "But I need your help, sir." " l don't want it!" "No!" "Think it over, sir.. sir!" " Stop picking on my brains!" "Imbecile!" "Where did she spring from?" "Get back in that car, there's nobody at home!" "No problem." " Problems begin when you go upstairs!" "Why?" " The door's locked!" "I have the keys." " But you can't do that.." "listen!" "There's a different lock there!" "At least listen to me!" "He couldn't understand a thing!" "How'll you open the door when you don't even have the key?" "What'll you do up there when there's nobody at home?" "When are you coming back?" " What..?" "She's going to commit suicide." "To end her life.. she's not coming back" "What's that to you?" "This guy's such a pile on!" "At least listen to me!" " Shut up!" "You could climb all over us!" "Let's take the stairs.. come on" "He's going to be butchered today!" "What happened?" " You saw..?" "What did I see?" "Did you see nothing?" " What's there to see, kiddo?" "What?" "Get that car out, else you're the one I'll see.. c'mon now, move it" "Hey.." "Hello." "Hi!" "Have you taken the day off today?" " Yes, this is my day off lt's great, isn't it?" "My flight timings have changed I can now come back home early. - Sure, but that's a problem for others" "How..?" " lt changes our timings, too" "What timings?" "It was done for the convenience of the passengers" "And they love the change." " Maybe" "But I know people who have a lot of problems with it" "Who has problems?" " A friend of mine" "Why?" "Your earlier timings were just right for him" "The airline can't keep everybody happy" "What happened?" "What's up..?" " l don't know lt happened once earlier when I was getting off the flight lf you wish, may I.." " What?" "Nothing.. forget it." " What is it, Sam?" "You won't misunderstand if I say something, will you..?" "What ?" " You'll get me all wrong I won't !" " You're sure?" "My Papa used to be an expert at pulling legs" "What?" "Was he a thug?" " No!" "He was a masseur" "He used to relieve pain by pulling the leg" "My fingers possess the same magic." "Want me to work on you?" "Do what it takes, Sam." "Just drive this pain away" "Go in there, change and lie down." "I'll fetch some oil!" "What happened..?" "Want me to carry you?" "Vanished!" " What's vanished?" "The pain has vanished." " Vanished..?" "lmpossible!" "Do this!" "Do this!" "Try this!" "How did the pain vanish so easily?" " lt has vanished" "Just why I hate this back-ache!" "Mac, this is Deepti." " Deepti who?" "From the airport." " Airport..?" "Oh yes!" "Stay right there. I'm coming over" "Sir, the gate's over there." " Oh, damn my memory!" "You hit me..?" "!" " Let go of my collar!" "You're pushing me..?" " Go ahead.. bump him off" "The Singapore flight has landed!" "There's no timing for them" "The Singapore flight lands, the Bangkok flight takes off!" "It's like managing an airport.." " He just doesn't understand.." "Look, he's still here." "Sam, when did you come?" " l've been here a long time I'm really famished!" "Let me see what's there to eat" "We have a problem.." " What are you up to?" "Lay off!" "How often have I told you not to bring mutton into the house?" "Mutton..?" "Meet my friend." "Sam." " l know him already" "Why did you introduce me again?" " Because he's the meat-eater!" "I'm sick of reasoning with him!" "Why do you eat mutton..?" "No, that's no big problem." " How's that possible?" "The stink has spread all over the house. I can't eat here anymore" "No problem, darling." "Let's go out and eat" "Very good idea!" "Make sure you go out to eat!" "Especially in dangerous situations.." " Dangerous?" "I mean, the stink of mutton has spread all over the house, hasn't it?" "It's very bad for health!" "It could even cause nose-cancer." " Really?" "Really!" "I swear it on everybody!" "Myself, my dad, mom.." "Your friend comes up with lovely jokes I'm the one who's told him all these jokes" "But timing is of essence!" "Must know when to say what!" "Hurry up.. you know how difficult it is to find a table?" "Go on!" "I'll just change my shirt." "This one is stinking" "First grab a bite." "Change that shirt later" "Lay off, will you?" " You don't know.." "Don't tell me. I know everything!" " Listen to me, Mac.." "Are you going to watch while I change?" "Quickly change!" "Else you'll pay a heavy price!" "What's this?" " What?" "Whose is this lady's bag?" "Whose..?" "It's mine!" " Yours?" "Actually, I have unusual tastes." "It has my mobile, watch, shaving cream.." "brush, blush.." "everything." "Aren't you getting ready?" "What for?" " For the dinner?" "I think I'm not going." " Why not?" "Such a lovely evening.." "don't you like going out with Mac?" " l'm sick of eating out" "But how can you eat here?" " Why not?" "I mean, I'm not talking about the usual roadside eateries imagine a lovely restaurant, eating a dinner in candlelight.." "..the soft music.. it's all so romantic." "So you're going, aren't you?" "No!" "I'm eating right here." " Like hell!" "I mean, how can you eat in such a filthy setting?" "You must go out!" " Don't force Deepti.." "if she doesn't want to go out!" "Whatever Deepti wants will happen!" "We'll go to the restaurant if she wants to go." "Else, we won't!" "Don't you know how to behave with a friend's fiancee?" "Aren't you ashamed of?" " You must go to the restaurant!" "We're not going!" "What are you going to do?" "A friend's true worth you'll know.." " l know your two-penny worth!" "Whatever you say, you're not eating in this house!" "You're going out!" "Even if I have to lose my life!" "Why are you fighting over me?" "Let's go to a restaurant" "No, we're not going!" "We're eating right here!" "Are you guys eating here?" " Yes, we'll stuff ourselves right here!" "The three of you, you mean." "Not everybody" "What do you mean by everybody?" "There are just three of us here!" "What the hell!" "Why are you hitting me?" "If somebody asks me to make something else later.." "I won't be able to do it" "One moment." "We'll cook what Deepti wants today" "You want to eat cheese?" " Sure" "What if somebody else asks me to make something else later?" "But who else is around?" " He knows" "And why don't I know..?" "What is the problem with you?" "Look, I don't have the strength anymore to.." "forget it I can't, you know..?" "Better I cook and leave" "Did he have something to say?" " l'll explain!" "He can't cook for all of us!" "Exactly why I'm saying the two of you will not eat here!" "Go out!" "Forget it." "Let's go out and eat." " Sure." "Let's go and eat" "All right. I'll go and change" "No.. not in here!" "That room!" "Why ?" " That's a better room" "Shyam, don't test my patience." "Else, I swear.." "Exactly what I'm saying!" "Trouble inside, trouble outside" "What?" "What trouble..?" " Calm down, darling.." "I'm going out of my mind!" "What are you getting at..?" "What?" "Can't you still understand?" " l understand everything, you creep!" "Leave him alone, Mac!" "What are you doing?" "He's making obscene gestures." "Like this..!" "Why won't you let me go in?" " You want to know?" "I'll tell you!" "I have personal things in there." " What personal things?" "Hairbrush, toothbrush, towel.. a whole lot of things" "As if it'll kill you if she sees all that!" "That's not all. I've put half a dozen undies up for drying" "Two of them have holes!" "I won't look at them." " l don't trust you." "What if you do?" "Your goddamn undies.." " Leave him alone, Mac!" "Don't get into a fight. I'll go into another room." "Okay?" "Won't you at least hear me out..?" " l don't want to!" "I hate going to prison, else I'd have killed you!" "I wanted to tell you.." " What..?" "What's happening here?" "The mains were switched off and I escaped!" "I was telling him that they took off the main switch in the office.." "and I escaped getting a shock." "But when did you come?" "Just now. I wondered what was happening here" "You escaped this time." "But not forever!" "Good bye!" "Hey, listen.." "where are you going?" " l want to live!" "And heart-attacks are very common nowadays" "Mac, what's happening here?" "He's leaving us and going away." "Tell him to stay" "Why are you going?" "I won't go, if you say I didn't know you'd be coming so early." "Must finish my work in the office" "You'll leave me all alone?" " l'll be here with you" "I'll come back soon." "We'll have a quiet dinner and.." "The cheese-pakoda is ready" "Cheese-pakoda?" "Who is it for?" " Cheese-pakoda..?" "it's for Shyam." " Me?" "He eats cheese four times a day!" "Morning, afternoon, evening and night!" "You'll bloat up like a buffalo!" "No big wonder!" "He even looks like a pakoda!" "All right, throw it away!" "We'll have only what Sweety likes" "Throw it away!" "You know how I hate pakodas" "Do the dishes immediately and make curry and rice for everyone" "What soup have I landed in..?" "I'm always getting into this mess.." "These fools play their own game and I'm the one who gets hurt." "I'm going for my work-outs." " Yes, darling!" "You build good health I'll take care of the office!" "And we'll have dinner together!" "Let me go!" " So sweet!" "Couldn't you tell me Sweety's here?" " As if you were listening!" "Well?" "Haven't you guys finished fighting yet?" "We've made peace!" "Let's go and eat dinner somewhere in peace" "What made you change your mind?" " But you said you wanted to eat out!" "Let's go!" " But I said that.." "only to stop you from fighting!" "Forget it, darling." "Please!" "No way!" "We're eating out!" "But you said you'd do as I say!" " And that's what we'll really do" "All I want is.." " The rice and curry is ready" "Listen to me, will you?" " Who asked you to make rice and curry?" "We planned to go to a restaurant and.." "the curry and rice was his idea!" "He keeps hogging on it!" "You're going to bloat like a rhino!" "How much are you going to eat?" "I'll have only cheese-pakodas." " l've thrown that away" "Threw it away?" "What for?" "Because of him!" "He asked him to!" " l said I don't want it.." "throw it away!" "Our table is already booked." "So let's go and eat." "Please!" "Throw it all away" "All right. I'll go and change" "Step aside" "What happened..?" " Gases!" "Smelly burps!" "Must be acidity!" "I'll go and fetch the medicine!" "Where are my clothes?" "And you..?" "you're still standing here?" "I'm not going inside!" "Can't you walk a bit faster?" " Couldn't wear the clothes, could I?" "Drink this. lt's a little bitter but it'll drive away the gases" "Thank you." " l'll take a shower" "You think you're watching a movie here?" "Get on with your work!" "No movie, it's a farce!" "Why are you taking a medicine?" " For him." "He has gas problems" "Hey no.." " Drink it up!" "In one gulp!" "He's going to lose all his gas." " How's this dress?" "Now go and call the elevator up while I finish talking to him" "But you guys just don't seem to finish chatting!" "Please, please!" " Okay, I'll get the lift up.." "but I won't wait another minute." " Okay, okay!" "She's looking so ravishing!" " Never mind!" "Before I return with Deepti, take Sweety out somewhere!" "Will she go out with me?" " Think she's your sister-in-law!" "My fiancee, after all!" "She'll surely go with you!" "Mac, you haven't left yet?" "Please go and come back soon!" "What will I do all alone..?" " My love!" "She's back, she's back.." "take to your heels!" "I've had this lovely dream of a house in the city of flowers I won the first prize for this song!" " Do you really sing?" "Of course!" "Do you like songs?" " Yes, I do" "So let's go to a place where they play great music" "We'll have also dinner there." "What say you?" "But Mac will be coming back." " l don't think he's coming back I haven't seen a heartless man like him in all my life!" "How could he go away to the office.." "..leaving behind such a lovely fiancee?" "Had I been in his shoes and a fire had broken out in my office.." "I still wouldn't leave you and go anywhere!" "I don't know whether what I'm doing is right.. but do it, I must I want to take you out to dinner" "You're taking such good care of me." " So you're coming, aren't you?" "How can I refuse someone who has such a large heart?" "Thank you." " l'll be ready in a moment" "Bye!" " Hey.." "where are you off to?" " Who the hell are you to question me?" "But you said it was child's play for you!" "That the children are so grown up, I had no idea" "Before this game becomes.." "..even more diabolic, I must leave." "Out of my way!" "Mac's coming back." "Please stay!" " Tell Mac that I have left!" "What are you doing here?" " This is where l stay" "What's there to be surprised about?" " Out of my way, I say" "Don't desert this ship!" "It'll sink!" "Sunk or ripped apart, I don't care!" "Get out of my way!" " Let him go, if he wants to" "There's no use having him here anyway!" "" "Who the hell are you to throw me out?" "You're right!" " Who are you to order me around?" "Try doing it where it works!" "Let me see who throws me out!" "She boards an aircraft a few times and throws her weight around!" "Where's Mac?" " l've no idea I told him my flight -timing had changed." "He must surely have forgotten" "Wrong!" "Wrong of him to forget!" "Had I girlfriend like you, I'd never have forgotten I didn't know you had a girlfriend." " No, I don't have a girlfriend" "The doors to my heart are still open for her" "is there anything to eat?" "Did you say something?" "I didn't hear a word" "Can I have something to eat?" " How about a boiled elephant's egg?" "He's out of his mind!" "Know what?" "Let's go and eat at a restaurant" "As you wish." "At least I won't have to see that old fossil's face!" "Not in here!" "That room, over there!" " Why not..?" "This room's in a mess." "Needs to be cleaned up" "Go and change in that room quickly." " Okay" "Hurry up.. quick!" "Sam, which restaurant are we going to?" " Wherever you say." "Whose bag is this?" " This.. is my bag!" "I carry my stuff in this bag." "A comb, ear-buds, talcum powder.." "In a lady's bag?" " No, it's not a lady's bag lt's a lady's and gents' bag which looks like a lady's bag!" "It's nice, isn't it?" " Never mind." "How's my dress?" "You look amazing!" " What if I carried a scarf?" "No, you don't need a scarf!" "You're looking great anyway!" "Just wait. I'll show you" "Shall we..?" " l'm raring to go." "Let's get going" "Why are you carrying my bag?" " This bag.. is it yours?" "I was admiring its beauty" "And whose bag is this..?" " This one?" "This is mine, too!" "I thought this bag was that one and that one was this one.." "so I picked that one up." "But this one is mine.." "and that one is your bag!" "Let's go!" "What confusion!" "I ask for the last time." "Who wants to eat and who doesn't?" "What do you want to eat, or what don't you want to eat!" "I am ready." "Listen to me.." "Sam!" "No cheap snacks here." "Get lost!" " Hang on, will you?" "Sam.." " You can't go in" "You take me for a beggar?" "I have a car out there!" "I can't let you in!" "Go!" "Stop troubling us or I'll call more security." "I wouldn't even pee in your hotel!" "Do you have a mobile phone?" "I'll have to call the airport to tell them I'm here" "Sorry, I forgot to carry it." " That's okay" "Let's call from the reception lf l haven't the right to go into my own room.." "..I don't want to live there!" "Why are you pushing me..?" "Okay, do it on your feet" "Excuse me, can I make a call please?" " Wait please." "Pooja!" "Let's go to another hotel!" " But what for?" "Don't you think this place is stinking?" "I can't smell anything." " No?" "I knew you had caught a cold!" "Nothing's wrong with me." "Stay here, I'll make the call and return" "Don't you trust me?" "Me?" "Every time a plane flies overhead I wonder when.." "when my Sweety will arrive." "I mean, my Deepti!" "Deepti!" "Hear me out, please!" "What the hell are you doing here?" " And what are you doing here?" "Of the thousands of restaurants in town, is this where you had to come?" "Yes, of the thousands of restaurants in town.." "..is this where you had to come?" "I'll smash your face!" "You imitate me?" " What the hell are you doing?" "I'd have gone elsewhere if you had told me you're coming here!" "When's this mess going to come to an end!" "So where's Sweety?" " Not Sweety." "Pooja" "Pooja!" "Where did she spring from?" " l was leaving the house.." "and she just breezed in!" "So I brought her here" "And where is Sweety?" " Sweety's at home" "Why did you leave her at home?" " As if I could bring them together!" "So where's Sweety now?" " l told you, she's at home!" "I mean, where's Pooja?" " Pooja's making a phone call" "Making a phone call?" "I get it. I'm done for." "My game is up" "How did I get myself into this?" "Hey!" "They don't know each other" "Oh yes!" "Thank God!" "Here's what we'll do." "I'll take Deepti home" "Before I can get there, tell Mambo to dump Sweety in some other room" "Okay.. but how?" " How would I know!" "Must I explain everything?" "Tell the old man to think of a way!" "I don't know!" "Ask him to do it!" "He'll find a way out!" "Where are they..?" "Where's Deepti?" "And where's Pooja?" " Look for her!" "I'll go and find my curse!" "And listen.." "don't let her go home." " Okay" "What happened..?" " Sorry!" "Deepti!" "Open the door!" "He's going to get butchered today!" "Chhotu, fetch the car!" "Keep going!" "Step on it!" "Driver, follow that car." "Quick!" "Pooja!" "Stop there!" "Move it, driver." " Hey, wait there!" "Move it, I say!" " Hey wait.." "Okay, Pooja. I'm coming." " C'mon in." "Hurry up!" "What are you up to?" "Terribly insensitive of you to dump me and go back home!" "I saw Mac there." " Pooja, my heart craves your love.." "and you're running after Mac?" "A man who ignored you, despite hearing your voice?" "That's because.." " l understand!" "Oh yes, I do" "No one in the world values true love" "The one I always see, the one closest to my heart.." "if there is anyone.." "it's only you" "But that's a song, isn't it?" " Hmmm.. no!" "is it really a song?" "Stop the car." "Stop it!" "Stay here. I'll be right back." " But where are you going?" "Sam!" " One second!" "Mambo, give me a glass of water" "Where can I find a phone?" " Over there" "Mambo, listen carefully. lt's me" "The Singapore flight is soon landing there" "But fix the Bangkok flight, so it doesn't wake up before morning!" "You understand..?" "The Bombay flight is right here with me" "Bomb..?" "!" "I mean, the Mumbai flight is here with me lt's about to take off, but I'll make sure it doesn't get there!" "So do just as I say!" "It's a question of life and death!" "From what he was saying, he appears to be a terrorist" "He's planning something big." "Like hijacking a plane" "Let's stop him till the cops get here" "Okay.. yes!" "Where to, smartass?" " Home" "You can't leave, until the police arrive" "Police..?" " We know everything!" "Filthy terrorist!" "Mambo, have you ever fallen in love?" " With only my wife" "Do you have a wife?" " l did, but not anymore" "She eloped with my younger brother" "But I'm very lucky in this respect." "Sure." "You don't have a younger sister" "I'm so lucky, Mac won't even look at a girl except me" "How'd you know how many roving eyes Mac has?" "If you're still listening, let me tell you.." "whatever I'm doing is not of my own volition I'm helpless." "They're making me do it." "Do you understand?" "Since they're paying me, I'll have to do their bidding" "Mac.." " l'm Mambo!" "Mambo!" "Was that a sleeping pill or an aphrodisiac?" "Did you fix the girl?" " Fix?" "I only gave her a sedative, I can do nothing else" "The next flight is arriving." "Before it lands, let's move this one" "She's become as heavy as a pumpkin." " Shut up, jinx lf something happens to her,.." "I'll end up in jail." "Do you want me to rot in jail at this age?" "You..?" "How did you arrive before me?" " Used my brains.." "I mean, body I didn't want to see your face red with anger." "Come here" "Look!" "I have thrown all the underwear away" "You can sleep in peace now." " l don't want your sympathy" "Not sympathy." "You have a right on me." "This is what you call love" "Let alone underwear, for your sake I'll even throw myself out!" "You just want love, you are not willing to return love" "Don't be so cruel, love." "Time will prove how much I love you" "Lies!" "You can never understand a woman's feelings" "Let alone one, I understand many women.." "I've read that book" "The Fundamental Principles of Woman Psychology" "Lies!" "All lies!" "I know you are having other affairs too" "What are you saying?" "This is preposterous" "You are being preposterous!" "Woman!" "Stay like a woman, and behave like one." "Not like a whore" "See?" "Your servant is humiliating me!" " One minute" "Old swine!" "How dare you talk to a woman like that?" "I will kick you." "I'll break your jaw I'm in a bloody mess and you are raving about women's character" "Smartass, I'll thrash you!" "Deepti, listen to me." "My love.." "my darling, listen to me, open the door" "My honey, my baby, my sweetheart.." "Bye. I'm leaving" "Where to?" "I'm your boss, I pay you" "You can't leave without a month's notice" "Notice?" "I serve you notice everyday, but you take no notice" "You think you can swear at me at will?" "Can you?" "I'm leaving!" " Listen to me, you can't.." "I don't want to listen." "I have taken enough I'm leaving." " You can't leave" "Pooja, I was just thinking about you." "Where you are, how you are!" "And here you are!" "Looks like it's my day." "Ask him" "You don't need to worry about me." " Why?" "I need to talk to you, it's urgent." " Urgent, my foot!" "I want to talk to you in private lt's special" "What happened?" " l won't speak much." "We're parting" "Don't even joke about it." "It'll break my heart" "You don't have a heart." "We can't carry it further" "This relationship has no future." " Pooja, what are you talking?" "I always believed you will be my wife." " l hadn't met Shyam before, you see" "Hang on." "How did you and Shyam..?" "He is not like you." "He doesn't wear a mask lf we part, fine." "But don't get close to him" "You don't know how cunning and slimy he is. I'll tell you I'll expose him." "You mustn't trust anyone so soon" "Spending time with me doesn't prove that your love for me is true" "Pooja, listen to me. I.." "Mac, no need to be angry." "It's all over between us" "Forget me. I'm leaving" "Pooja, we are made for each other." "Listen to me.." "Pooja, don't do this" "Hope all's well?" " No." "But it will be" "It's a beautiful paradise. I can't see it turning into hell" "Where's he going?" " l'll tell you." "Wait, I'll tell you" "Listen, Shyam.." "I planted a sapling.." " When?" "Long time back, before you even arrived I watered it, provided manure, saved it from insects.." "it grew big, bigger, huge" "Then it gave flowers and fruits" "One day, a swine plucked a fruit and began eating it" "Now you tell me, what must I do?" "Why don't you just thrash the swine?" " Trust me, you are right!" "Where friends meet, there's party" "Swine!" "May you rot." " Hi!" "Sorry, I left you alone and came here" "Never mind." " l'll have some water" "Where are you going?" " Don't you talk to me!" "I'm sorry, I blew up at you." "Please forgive me I need to apologise, love." "Why must you?" "Go and take some rest." "Take care of your skin" "Swine!" "You made my life miserable" "What's going on?" "What's going on here?" " Nothing. I'm giving him a massage" "This is a special massage." "Stretch your hands" "Get up, Sam" "I need to talk to you, it's about our future" "I'll be back, darling." "Okay?" "Want to hit me more?" "Go ahead" "Mambo quit. lf you say, I'll leave too" "But if I leave, it'll be difficult for you to manage this game" "Think it over" "All right." "From now on, Pooja is yours" "Deepti and Sweety are mine." " Okay" "We won't interfere." "Promise?" " Okay" "And listen.. when the girls leave for work in the morning.." "we'll sit and design the future plans of this game" "Okay." " Done?" "Good night" "Where are you going?" "Pooja is there" "Hurry up, Deepti. lt's time for your flight" "Sam darling, hurry up." "It's time to leave.." "Tone it down!" "You'll wake everyone" "Everyone?" "We are only three of us here." " l mean.. the neighbours" "They already have complaints against me." "Speak softly" "All right." "Mac, I'm sorry about yesterday I spoke too much." "I said that because I realised you are a first rate fraud" "Forgive me." " l forgave you last night itself I forgive women on the spot" "You look great in this dress." " Thank you" "No time to romance." "Leave, it's time for her flight" "Okay." "Let's go." " Bye" "Who is this?" " Who?" "Who is who?" "She..?" "She's Sam's fiancee" "Let's go, Deepti." " Hang on, Mac" "You should also introduce her, don't you think?" "Don't you know each other?" "She is Deepti" "C'mon, you are late." " No." "The introduction is not over yet" "Tell me, how did this girl land here?" " She took a cab" "What has she to do with this house?" " What has she to do with this house!" "Deepti is an airhostess, and Sam's fiancee" "Pooja is also an airhostess" "Amazing!" "Both are airhostesses." "Same uniform too" "What a coincidence!" "Let's go" "One minute!" "What were you doing in this bedroom?" "Tell her." " l was putting on my uniform" "Putting on her uniform." "She is an airhostess, after all" "She's not a banker" "Deepti, time for your flight." "Move" "Sam!" "Do you know her?" "Why is she here?" "Please tell me" "One minute." "You never told me you had a fiancee" "Actually, we met just last night" "We fell in love just last night and we decided to marry" "Where did you meet her?" " Bella Vista, floor no. 13.." "It's this house!" " That's right" "How is Mac related to her?" " Mac..?" "Did you hear her?" "She's asking about our relationship" "We'll go mad, let's go I want an answer!" "You haven't given a proper introduction of this girl" "He is my fiance" "When did he get engaged to you?" " Been a long time" "This fiance of yours was my fiance until yesterday" "That's right." "She was my ex-girlfriend" "But I was your boyfriend." " One and the same thing I'm not denying it." "One and the same." "But now she is his girlfriend" "But I met Sam just yesterday." " She's right" "And we fell in love!" " Hear that?" "You trust me now?" "All right, now I understand." "The two of you are hand in glove" "Stop raving. lf you want, you can marry him" "On the contrary, you betrayed me." "But I forgave you.." "because you belong to a decent family." "Don't forget that" "Shut up!" "You have been playing games .." "..with the two of us all this while" "It's history!" "Let bygones be bygones" "The two of you have opened our eyes, put us on the right track, that's it" "Sam, from now on Pooja belongs to you and Deepti is mine" "No other girl will come into our lives again lt's a sin even to think about it, remember" "Put your hand forward.. do it!" "Give him your hand, Pooja" "Don't think much, give him your hand before you miss your bus" "Right" "That's like it." "We'll stay together from now." "Fine?" "We won't ever cheat." "We'll always stay together" "Mac darling, who are these girls?" "Run!" "Run!" "Start the motorcycle" "Quick!" "Swine, start it!" "Giving you a motorcycle is like feeding nuts to a dog" "Start it!" " You start it" "Brother Mac!" "What happened?" " You are ruined!" "How do you know that?" " Nageshwar.." "The white spot?" " Yes." "Anjali greased his palm.." "and he told her everything about your setups" "May he be ruined!" "He's nailed me I have lost her, and the others too." " The other girls too?" "How?" "Wait here, they will be coming with brooms, knives and missiles" "Ask them, and they will tell you" "Where do I go?" "Where do I kill myself?" " Listen!" "Before Anjali leaves for India, go and apologise to her" "Else, you'll lose her forever." "Go!" "I'll drive!" " Easy with the door" "Get inside" "Shyam, I'm off!" "Get the motorcycle over tomorrow, swine!" "Uncle, where's Anjali?" "She left." "And why not?" "She has found out everything about you" "You were her greatest mistake" "You can't belong to one girl" "For you, women are playthings!" "And Anjali is not a plaything" "Go away." "And keep the game of musical chair on" "Go on, forget her." "Go" "What time is her flight?" " 6:30" "Thank you" "No, I'm not going!" " l just want to see the time" "Time, all right." " 6:00!" "One minute." "Air India flight?" " Took off" "When?" " Half-hour back" "Now stop this game of romance, I've had enough!" "I don't have the strength, I can't take it anymore!" "Anjali.." " No need to say anything I have told her everything, and she has forgiven you" "This ring is the root cause of all misery." "Take it off" "And put it on my sister-in-law's finger." "For good" "All's well that end's well!" "From now on, focus only on family" "Run!" "Run!" "Give me the car key, Babban!"