"Dube!" "Dube!" "He's not here yet!" "He's not?" "He'll never change." "It 's almost 11 am." "I have to fix this." "Pimmi!" "Please, bring the phone!" "Darling, you want something else?" "Tea, Nimbo Bunny?" "No, no." "That bloody bastard Dube hasn't come yet." "He wants money, but he doesn't want to work." "Dubeji?" "This is Lalit Verma." "Thank you for answering the phone." "What happened?" "I see no workers here!" "Alice!" "Alice!" "Yes, ma'am?" "Tell them to fry the "pakoras" and bring some tea to your master." "Pimmi, Lalit takes on too much tension. it 's not good." "You see all these young men getting heart attacks these days!" "Don't say that!" "The wedding was arranged in the last minute... and Lalit is doing everything single-handedly." "There's so much to do!" "No wonder he's so stressed out." "The flower hoopah is falling apart." "It 's raining flowers." "Now what?" "There's no need to stress out like that!" "As for the flowers, they're just flowers!" "I can bring the Cashmere gardens with me if it 's necessary." "You're in charge here." "But I am sitting in a traffic jam!" "Don't you be a smart ass!" "Do something!" "I'll be there in around and exactly 10 minutes." "I can't talk to you while I'm driving." "What is that fool doing?" "Left, left!" "Go left, you idiot!" "Stop the car!" "You're spoiling the decorations!" "Don't you know how to drive?" "l only have one hand to drive with." "Who told you to break your hand at this time, idiot?" "Where were you?" "Getting your sister and her husband." "Where are they?" "l didn't see them." "I can't believe you didn't see them." "What do you mean?" "I don't even know what they look like." "Didn't you hold a placard saying:" ""Mr. and Mrs. Tej Puri from USA"?" "They could've seen you." "Why are you yawning so much?" "Because I've hardly slept." "Not to mention I got back from Australia just yesterday." "You young people!" "What do you need to sleep so much for?" "What time the flight 's coming?" "About 9 o'clock." "So make sure you're there on time and take this car only, okay?" "And don't run the AC when you're going to receive them!" "And park this car somewhere else!" "Chill!" "And take off that stupid topping!" "0h, God, Varun!" "What are you doing, honey?" "Why haven't you got ready?" "Didn't you hear papa?" "He's getting so angry." "It 's the last step." "The last step of coconut curry, mom!" "No, no, come on, hurry up." "Don't give me a hard time." "And this TV!" "I'm so sick of it!" "Take this off!" "Come on, hurry up." "l can ready myself!" "What readied yourself?" "I readied myself!" "The guests are about to arrive!" "Did you change underwear?" "Mom!" "What "mom"?" "So, did you or did you not?" "Are you wearing dirty ones from yesterday?" "I just hope they're not smelly." "You're such a silly little boy!" "A little." "0h, God!" "Just because India has gone global... should we embrace everything?" "What about our ancient culture... our traditions, our values?" "You are saying censorship is unnecessary." "Absolutely unnecessary." "What 's your response, Mr. Bhatt?" "Let 's take the example of America." "The first amendment..." "This is not America, this is India." "0ur laws were not made up that way." "Make changes in the constitution, and censorship will arise." "Just because you wear that and speak Hindi... you represent the common man?" "You don't!" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... one of our top dubbists in Delhi:" "Shivani Tanakiya." "Shivani... we'll hear a dialogue from a new part in the script." "You may start." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Harder, you stud, harder!" "I like that!" "Come on!" "I like it!" "Harder!" "Fuck me!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "This is what the common man does!" "So somebody is having sex!" "So what is the problem?" "We have to take a short break, ladies and gentlemen." "Hi." "Hi." "How have you been?" "Fine." "Are you happy?" "Yeah." "I miss you." "Hi, Aditi. I'm sorry." "We're starting in 20 seconds." "l'll be right there." "0kay." "Sorry." "I have to go." "Call me." "Aditi, why are you doing this?" "Doing what?" "What am I doing?" "I don't think you're ready for marriage." "l just want to settle down." "So what do you do?" "Marry some guy selected by mom and daddy?" "You know him for 2 weeks!" "You are so mature, Aditi!" "I can't wait to see if Vikram's wife is ever going to agree to divorce him." "I've read too many magazines, Ria." "I know it may never happen." "Do you get all your life's directions from fucking Cosmopolitan?" "Don't get so superior with me!" "I'm your family and I can tell you what I think and I will." "That 's right!" "My older unmarried cousin Ria!" "What could she know about passion?" "I didn't mean that." "For all this talk of passion, how about marrying for love, Aditi?" "If he wants full quality service... he'll have to pay good money." "No more working for free!" "Would you like some tea?" "Four teas!" "Mr." "Dube!" "At your will!" "lt 's an honor to have you here." "Your daughter is my daughter." "Why are you so worried?" "The wedding will be in 4 days." "The engagement is today." "Her fiancé is about to arrive." "Do you wish my disgrace?" "This is an important call." "Leave me a message!" "You have other things to do?" "You're a event planner now!" "Fix this right now!" "Yadav!" "Tameez-ud-din!" "Lottery!" "What?" "Get off there!" "Go fix that!" "You lazy bunch!" "No tea for you!" "Start working!" "l want this done now!" "Calm down." "l want him to fix this now!" "Start working!" "Hi, uncle." "Hello." "There's a car blocking the driveway." "Dube, get the truck out of there." "Get the truck out of there!" "Where have you been?" "At the tailor and giving cards out." "They'll be here." "You're not dressed." "Two seconds, papa." "Come on, hurry up!" "You're looking very handsome today." "Yes, I know that." "Papa!" "Go in and get ready." "That is so beautiful!" "You should calm down." "What are you doing here?" "Just chilling." ""Just chilling"." "Idiot!" "Mom, we're back!" "No, mom." "I have to go to the temple." "I'll be home late." "I won't eat at home." "I'll be home late." "Save it for tomorrow." "My bad." "Mom, let me worry about the stock market." "I'll take care of it." "A cell phone call costs 12 rupiahs a minute." "Hang up." "Aliya!" "God, what are you doing there?" "You know, I saw cousin Aditi naked and I almost saw you naked too." "You're so disgusting!" "Get out, now!" "0ut!" "0ut!" "What does this word mean?" "How can you be so irritating?" "How come you're still unmarried?" "Enough." "Go get ready for the party." "Hello, sweetie!" "What is it, my darling?" "What does this word mean?" "God Almighty!" "What word is it?" "lt 's "uxurious"." "lt 's "uxurious"." ""Uxurious"?" "This word doesn't exist, honey." "Yeah, spelling mistake." "It 's missing an "L"." "They meant "luxurious", okay?" "0h, so you are facing this way as barman." "I am the bar man, I'm facing this way." "And this acts as a roof." "No need to be so happy about it." "You won't touch one drop." "Understand?" "A barman should be absolutely sober." "Keep this list." "Make sure the servants don't swipe anything." "Make sure all the bottles are there and give small drinks for everybody." "The whisky hasn't come yet." "Uday was supposed to bring it." "Here he comes, my unpunctual brother." "Good morning!" "Did you bring the whisky?" "What do you think?" "And we've got real scotch from Uday's client." "Thanks, Sona. lt 's so nice of you." "Hi, uncle." "Why aren't you staying?" "l have to study for my exams." "l hope my Aliya didn't trouble you." "She's such a little delight!" "Who could give us a hand?" "We have to take it in!" "Australian boy, get it up and take it in." "This is too much." "This is no time for family members to arrive." "It 's only 4 o'clock." "You get nervous for nothing." "Relax!" "This is your uncle CL and aunt Shashi's son." "They live in Dubai." "Mascar, actually." "Mascar, Mascar." "You have a tattoo?" "Yeah." "Speak up!" "I can't hear you that well." "I'm coming down." "Give me a minute." "Go ahead." "No, no." "Yes. I'll be there." "All right." "Ask for some money upfront. 0kay." "Bye." "Life is so funny." "There's no signal up there, but there is down here." "You know, I think this saintly look really suits me." "Your cousin Rahul would like it." "You have to know this." "I heard your mother tell your mom's sister that your bra size is 36C." "Why would she do that?" "Sorry to say, but it 's 32A." "I know that, but you can't tell them it 's 32A. "She's got tiny"... lt 's your groom!" "Your groom has arrived!" "Shit." "Welcome, welcome!" "Congratulations, Mr. Rai." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Varun!" "This is Pimmi's brother from Mascar." "Varun, come here!" "Hello, young man." "How are you?" "Have you got the blue box?" "So, excited?" "Soon to be in the family way!" "Do you like India?" "Yes." "Better than Houston, huh?" "Good, good. India needs young men like you." "Yes, of course." "Computer engineers are India's biggest export." "They think I'm theirs!" "What would you like to drink?" "Scotch, please, "on the rockiolis"." ""Rockiolis" means "ice"?" "Two lumps exactly." "Exactly." "I'll have the same, thanks." ""Rockiolis"." "Rahul, two whiskies." "Two cubes of ice exactly." "0h, my goodness!" "Look at you!" "How lovely you look." ""Namaste"." "Varun, take it to Mrs. Rai." "Go talk to your grandmother." "Look what I've got for you." "Do you know why God made you marry so soon?" "Because I told Him I wanted a grandchild before I died." "And He heard me!" "She is so beautiful." "She's adorable." "Say "hi" to Hemant." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Fine." "Enough already." "Give them some privacy." "You know, I met CL only once, and we got married." "I must have another drink." "You don't want to get married?" "Rahul, idiot!" "Come here." "Come here, hold the camera." "Do one thing right for once." "Camera on!" "0n the ring!" "0n the ring!" "Sweeten your mouths, my dears." "Thank you." "Just in time!" "My dear brother-in-law!" "Look at him!" "This is Varun?" "He's almost a young man!" "I sent Rahul to the airport." "The flight was late?" "No, it was not late." "Nobody was at the airport, so we took a cab." "You two take a cab?" "Rahul, you idiot!" "I send you there, and you say their flight is late?" "You're such an idiot!" "He's been working day and night." "He doesn't know India." "He's number one most stupid duffer!" "Sorry to say, but I don't like this." "He called my son stupid and then duffer." "Who does he think he is?" "I'll never come back to India again." "Bhai-sahab, this is Mr. Tej Puri, married to my sister, Vijaya." "After my older brother Surinder passed away..." "Tej Bhai-sahab here has been the head of the family." "He has really looked after us." "Come and meet Hemant." "Yes, excuse me." "Excuse me." "And you, my impatient niece." "Couldn't you have waited?" "Know how hard it was to get tickets?" "We could've brought you first class." "We couldn't have it without you." "And nothing would've stopped us." "Good afternoon, my sister-in-law." "Ria!" "is that you?" "Come here." "Come here." "God bless." "Really good." "This jerk hasn't got a penny... but he wanted the White House for his daughter's wedding!" "How can that be?" "The pig starves but invites other pigs for dinner!" "Dube?" "What?" "We need more ice." "What?" "Ice." "I told them!" "I told them a million times:" ""You are going to need ice."" "But they never listen." "Need anything else?" "Do you want water?" "Water." "Take it." "From the fridge or the tap?" "From the fridge." "Thank you." "We stared each other in the eyes" "I've met the woman of my life" "Shut up, you idiots!" "Would you like a cigar?" "l quit." "You quit?" "America makes everyone quit smoking." "The Rais are very cultured." "A very cultured family." "You just need to speak English to become a cultured family." "Mr. Monroe!" "Rai!" "Tej, I wanted to talk to you about Ria's plans." "Ria, come here, please." "It 's all right. I've got it." "Ria wants to study in America." "We were hoping you could give us advice." "What do you want to do, darling?" "l'm applying for Creative Writing." "She wants to be a writer." "Very good." "Don't even think about it." "Where do you think the money will come from?" "From my teacher's salary?" "Explain it to her, my brother." "Why not follow Aditi's example?" "Writers make good money these days." "The girl who won the Booker Award... became a millionaire with just one book." "Just one book." "Who knows?" "Ria, let 's go to the States." "You know, our son Umang is also there." "Give us his phone number." "He's coming here tonight." "We hope Ria and Umang will like each other." "Two marriages for the price of one!" "Umang!" "What are the chances?" "Very bad." "I have another joke." "And this one is not vegetarian." "Save the jokes for the "sangeet"." "He'll be the M.C. at the "sangeet"." "Then, I'm going to rehearse." "Varun, out." "What 's your problem anyway?" "Just go!" "Can't I have some bloody privacy in my own house?" "It 's my house too, you know?" "Hey, Varun, what happened to you?" "Mrs. Metta speaking." "Who is this?" "0kay, I have an announcement to make." "I'm thinking that if Ria wants to study in America... I will fund her entire education." "No, no, no arguments, no arguments." "This is my family." "I don't want to know what you or Ria's mother think." "Ria is a sensible girl. lf she wants to write, we must encourage her." "That 's not what I meant." "I can still work, you know?" "It 's final!" "We'll talk about it later, okay?" "Now tell us, what needs to be done?" "Absolutely!" "Don't worry about anything." "We take care of everything." "Everything." "0h, my God, I don't know what to say." "This is enough for me that we are all here together." "My God." "Pimmi, it 's wonderful." "After so many years..." "After Surinder passed away, this is the first time we are all together." "0h, Ria." "Don't cry." "I know you are missing him." "We are all missing your father." "But he's here with us." "Your papa will always be on this family." "Always." "This happens all the time!" "lt 's the worse problem in India." "Dube!" "Alice, go check the fuse." "Alice, the phone is ringing." "Rahul, go start the generator." "l don't even know where it is." "Behind the house, idiot." "Come on, I'll show you." "Hello?" "Umang?" "Yeah, yeah." "Just hold on a sec." "Hello?" "Hello, Umang?" "When will you be here?" "Yes, she's right here, beside me." "Hello?" "Hello?" "We got cut off." "I burned myself!" "All the fuses are burned." "What?" "What 's the fuse for the house?" "This one?" "I'll change it right now." "Can you illuminate here, please?" "A little closer." "Go down a little." "You're creating a shadow." "Closer." "You're sure you can handle it?" "Yeah, sure." "Does that mean anything?" "It 's so hot in here!" "Put the fuse back on." "We have light again." "I'm such an idiot!" "Hi." "Hi." "I'm glad I had some exercise." "All I've been doing is eating." ""Eat, my son, eat!"" "Sorry I had to wake you up this early, though." "But this is the only time we'll have alone. lt 's just so many ceremonies." "l don't even know who's who." "l know what you mean." "l wanted to talk to you about..." "Here's your coffee, ma'am." "Thank you." "Do you want something?" "l'll have a salt "lassi", please." "Sure. I'll get it." "Thank you." "I want to know what 's on your mind." "Sleep." "That 's all that 's on my mind right now." "I saw you with your family yesterday." "You guys are so close." "Sometimes I worry about how it would be for you in America." "You might just fell so alone." "I can handle it. lt 'll be really nice to get away from this damn place." "Why?" "You don't like Delhi?" "No, I love India." "I don't care." "America is going to be new for me anyway." "My fiancée." "Sorry, I'm just not a morning person." "Vicky, is it okay if I don't go golfing today?" "No, no, I'll be there." "100% ." "Count on me, don't worry." "0kay, bye." "Pimmi?" "Pimmi?" "What?" "What are you doing in there?" "Nothing." "I know very well what you're doing." "Come out, I have to get ready." "0ne minute." "What is it?" "If you must hide and smoke, at least use a better air freshener." "l was a little tense." "Tense?" "Why?" "You're going shopping." "I'm the one who should be tense." "It 's for our daughter." "They gave us so much." "We can't look bad." "You look really good when you're smoking in front of them?" "Well, doesn't Saroj drink?" "Anyway, just let me go and do it." "Poor Pimmi!" "She goes shopping again!" "And I'm telling you it 's going to cost us." "I'll arrange the money!" "It 's not like I haven't arranged everything else." "You've organized everything else?" "Who's non-stop on her feet for days?" "You're so ungrateful!" "I'm grateful to you, my dear Pimmi." "Thank you so much... for working hard for your daughter's marriage." "Take off your curlers!" "This wedding is driving me insane!" "It 's going to be a long day." "It 's raining, but it 's still hot." "May I have... a glass of water?" "I'm parched." "What 's your name?" "Alice." "Alice." "It 's an English name." "Where are you from?" "Bihar." "What 's your name?" "Parbatlal Kanhaiyalal Dube." "I changed it to P.K. Dube." "But people still laugh." "In town, they call me Dubeji." "Parbatlal is a beautiful name." "These are brand new." "I'm an event planner." "My address, so we can talk on the computer." "E-mail?" "You know what it is." "That 's right." "No, keep it." "Have some more." "0ne is enough." "Tell me you love me." "What?" "Seen "Tell Me You Love Me"?" "Yes, I have." "What 's the matter?" "Nothing." "I have to go." "Tell me something." "How many weddings have I planned?" "Some 150 or 175." "How come I haven't got married yet?" "My poor mother keeps asking me..." ""My son, find me a daughter-in-law"." "Now I've decided... I'm ending my life as a loner right now." "I'm going to find myself a decent and simple young lady... and start a family." "I hope the next tent I put up... will be for my own wedding." "Bravo!" "A genius revealed!" "You lazy one!" "Do I pay you for you to sit on your butt all day?" "Start working!" "Dube!" "Shit!" "Dube!" "l'm coming, sir." "He won't leave me alone for one minute." "Yes, sir?" "That 's great!" "A white tent?" "Yes, sir." "Dube!" "A white tent?" "Yes, sir." "What the hell were you thinking?" "It 's the new trend." "New millennium style, year 2000." "New millennium?" "A white tent!" "This is not a funeral!" "Dube, I only have one daughter." "I don't want white, I want colors!" "Red, yellow, green, blue." "Yadav!" "Put this down, he doesn't want it." "He prefers the old-fashioned style." "Put it down!" "That 's right." "is it water-proof?" "That is not what we agreed on." "What is that supposed to mean?" "The peacocks are not dancing anymore. lt won't rain." "Peacocks?" "Have you been smoking weed?" "0kay, I'll need some money." "Watch out!" "Money?" "What for?" "Water-proof demands more money." "In other countries, that 's business." "Look, sir... this is a standard contract in other countries. lt 's all here." "The number of plates and spoons, but no water-proof tents." "You want more, you pay more." "That 's how it works." "How much?" "200,000 rhupias, exactly and approximately." "200,000?" "You think I'm rich?" "You have a huge backyard." "Your daughter is my daughter." "Just some money upfront." "We'll work today." "Tomorrow we're off, the day after, we strike, and then it 's the wedding day." "This is all I have." "I'll pay you the rest later." "This is nothing." "Thank God it 's air-conditioned." "ln Mascar, everything is like that." "l'm going to have an ice cream." "You'll be sick. lce cream?" "Just one." "This is for Hemant 's sister." "You bought one for Hemant 's cousin." "He's got so many!" "Check out this silk gown." "It 's so smooth a fly would slide on it." "But, if the fly saw your beauty, it would fly away." "l think it 's too loud." "No, it 's fabulous." "Who's the bride?" "She went for an ice cream." "Aditi!" "What are you doing in there?" "They're waiting for you inside." "Come." "I don't really know what Hemant thinks, what he expects of me." "So then call him instead of Vikram." "Now please go inside before they start dancing on our heads." "Thank you." "Hey, you want a lift, baby?" "Aliya, go and sit!" "Cousin, we can try this step... and then like this, like in a movie I saw." "Hi, sexy." "So, silly boy, can you move to this?" "What 's going on, guys?" "Come on, cousin!" "That 's enough!" "No more interruptions!" "We'll never get this right." "What is it, Rahul?" "We are rehearsing for the "sangeet"." "What do you want?" "Do it right!" "Put it right there." "That 's right." "I see no flower up there yet!" "I knew it." "She's a thief!" "Thief!" "You sons of bitches!" "She was not stealing it, you idiots!" "Lalit and Sam are partners, and Vicky and me." "Let 's take them on, partner." "That 's a great shot, partner." "Thanks, Rajeev." "Great shot there." "Good shooting." "Thank God we're partners." "l have to talk to you, Rajeev." "What is it?" "Where have you been?" "I've been busy with the wedding." "I was wondering if..." "How is Pimmi?" "Pimmi's fine, fine." "How are the preparations going?" "First class." "But... I'm having a cash problem. I wanted to borrow money for the expenses." "How much do you need, partner?" "500,000 rhupias." "When will you be able to return it?" "Next month." "I have a huge order to Macy's next month." "Hey, guys, Mr. Verma here has got some serious cash flow problems." "That 's what weddings do." "Thank God I don't have any daughters. I would be flat broke!" "But you've got a princess as wife." "But at least she's self-financed." "Oh, women of this house Adorn me with henna" "Embellish my white hands With henna" "Madhorama asked:" ""Which one are we marrying?"" "Madhorama answered:" ""With the fat one!"" "There is no bed wide enough Forthe fat one" "We' ll leave her by the road." "Yes." "We want someone else!" "Yes." "We are wealthy gentlemen." "Yes." "Full of passion and desire." "Yes." "We like to enjoy life." "Yes." "Am I lying?" "No." "Madhorama asked:" ""Which one are we marrying to?"" "Madhorama answered:" ""With the fair-skinned one"." "Your skin is buttercolored" "She sleeps alone in her house" "While her loved one suffers" "That' s the one we want." "Yes." "She' s the one who pleases us." "Yes." "We are going to marry her." "Yes." "Shashi, remember when we were just married?" "Lalit and my brother would go to bed... and you would come and tell me dirty jokes." "Your Lalit would go to bed... but my CL would never sleep or let me go to sleep!" "Hey, you idiot, come on!" "Let 's enter the harem." "Hey, ladies!" "CL has a very good song which is most suitable for ladies." "Please, please!" "Hear him!" "You'll listen to it and enjoy." "Enjoy the pleasures of life with me!" "Please!" "l'm giving birth!" "Enjoying yourself among the women?" "Lemon juice." "The henna is drying out." "Come on, uncle." "That 's enough." "Be a good girl." "Don't say no." "No." "0pen your mouth." "Do you like it?" "Be a good girl and open your mouth." "Hi." "What?" "Hi." "Nice henna, Ria." "She's angry." "0kay, Ria will give you samosa, okay?" "What were you doing here?" "Eating a big samosa." "Why?" "Because I'm hungry." "No, why were you eating it here?" "Because the samosas were in here." "Why was he with you, Aliya?" "Who?" "Tej uncle." "Alice said the samosa was... on the top shelf, and Tej uncle came to get the box down for me." "0k, let 's rub our noses." "l love you, cousin Ria." "l love you too, my baby." "Help me!" "Go away,you jerk!" "Alice." "Alice." "On the way" "To my father-in-law' s house I take my dreams alongwith me" "I have accepted the bracelet" "Now I have to get married" "My father I leave your palace of love" "And will become a total stranger To you forever" "You know, Pimmi... sometimes when I look at them... I feel... a love which I almost cannot bear." "They grew up so fast!" "And when did we grow old?" "If only their lives are happy..." "For them I'm willing to take on every trouble, every sorrow in the world." "You need anything, honey?" "No, thanks." "So good night." "Good night, idiot." "I thought you weren't staying here." "I changed my mind." "Really?" "How come you're not sleeping yet?" "Just thinking." "About what?" "About good Indian girls." "ls this a scorpion?" "Yeah, it 's my sign." "l should go." "lt 's okay." "l should really go." "Don't go." "Please, don't." "She teased you and left." "How do you feel?" "Idiot." "Where would you like to go?" "I just want to drive and drive and drive." "Why did you come to see me?" "I... wanted to be reminded why I broke up with you." "Somehow... I can't remember." "Hello?" "What is it?" "Put the window down." "What is it?" "What are you doing here?" "That 's none of your business." "You're bold, aren't you?" "Let 's go down to the station." "Come on!" "Get out!" "To the police station?" "0n what basis?" "Indecent exposure." "Who do you think you are?" "Who are you?" "He might be carrying a bomb." "Don't be ridiculous." "Do we look like terrorists?" "Come out now!" "You too." "Hands up, pervert." "No tricks." "Hands up, you pervert!" "Home." "Give it to me." "Vikram!" "Hello, darling." "Vikram!" "Yes. I'll be home soon." "A bride with henna-painted hands." "You couldn't wait, could you?" "Vikram!" "There was an emergency." "Yes." "Vikram!" "That 's just the television show in the background." "Don't worry." "Vikram, don't leave me with them." "You want us to call your lover?" "You go get him." "Hey, lady, stop!" "The little dove has run away." "What are you doing?" "Lalit..." "Let me sleep." "Lottery, I'm going to throw it." "Get it!" "I'm throwing it!" "How should I combine the colors?" "However you wish." "I'm nailing them down." "Brothers, I'm leaving." "Keep on working." "What 's the matter?" "l'm not feeling well." "I've been working with him for 5 years. I never saw him like that." "He's not even eating the flowers." "We should do something." "Alice!" "Alice!" "So what are you going to say to Hemant?" "Everything." "0h, God." "Then?" "He's going to tell me that I'm a slut and that I should get lost." "How could I have been so stupid?" "Sure you want to tell everything?" "It 's over between you and Vikram." "Ria, I don't want to lie." "I don't want to start something new based on lies and deceit." "It 's just so wrong." "You liked Hemant, no?" "Yeah." "He's nice." "He's good for you." "I can't do this to him." "I'm going mad." "What is this music?" "It 's Ayesha practicing for the "sangeet" tonight." "Maybe she shouldn't bother." "What?" "Maybe she shouldn't bother." "Aditi!" "I'm really glad you called, you know." "I was going to call you this morning." "Why?" "What happened?" "Nothing happened." "It was great to see you yesterday, so I thought I'd try my luck again." "You look nice when you laugh." "0h, yeah?" "I need to tell you something." "You'll probably hate me by the end of it, but I really need you to know." "lt 's okay." "I'm not going to hate you, though." "This used to be my favorite place in my it days." "Best chai in the world." "lt 's really nice." "Yeah?" "I was hoping you'd like it." "Jaichandji!" "How have you been?" "I recognized you as soon as I saw you, my friend." "lt 's been long l haven't seen you." "l spent 4 years abroad." "What would you like?" "Two special chal teas." "No sugar for me." "They brainwashed you in the States." ""No sugar for me"." "Naresh Sharma was here." "He lives in the USA and asked for Sweet-N-Low!" "We'll talk some other time." "No problem!" "So, what was so important?" "You don't want to marry me anymore?" "Just look at these." "Mama gave these to me when I got married." "Still so shiny and beautiful." "I never used them once." "l just hope Aditi will use them." "Pimmi, why did you spread all over?" "I'm doing my accounts and I can't find my papers." "Don't put this here." "Get a computer and you won't need paper." "Computers do everything." "I'm too old to learn all this computer nonsense." "And do you know how much money I have already spent?" "Do you know how long it will take me to repay all this?" "Don't you worry so much, Lalit." "0ur only daughter is getting married." "Nothing is a waste." "Look at these saris." "Do you know I bought this one in Madras 22 years ago?" "I've been collecting these since the day Aditi was born." "This one is lovely." "Tomorrow she'll be gone." "Just like that, in one day." "I'm sorry." "Yeah, I'm sorry too." "Hey, get your bike out of the way." "Get it out of there!" "You couldn't help yourself, huh?" "You had to drag me into your mess as well?" "What am I supposed to do?" ""Mr. Verma, your daughter is such a rosebud." "We'll have a wonderful family in Houston, Texas." "Be friends, take our kids to Disneyland, send you tickets every year." "It will be lovely." "But hey, wait a minute... you didn't tell me she's still screwing her ex-boyfriend... while you're fixing her marriage." "But that shouldn't be a problem. I'm from America, we should fit right in!" "You know, I've been thinking, Lalit." "Put Varun in a boarding school?" "Pimmi, don't start this again." "l don't want to lose both my children." "We've been through all this." "He's going to boarding school and that 's final." "He's wasting his life staying here watching TV the whole day." "There's no one here to discipline him." "I don't know what to do with this one." "He also needs love and affection." "He's a sensitive boy." "He's wonderful with all these creative things." "Creative!" "He likes singing, dancing and cooking sesame chicken!" "We'll find him a good boyfriend." "Don't say that." "Why do you always look at everything like that?" "You know what he told Tej what he wants to be when he grows up?" "What?" "He said he wants to be a chef." "I'll tell you." "0ur son wants to be a cook!" "Tej almost fainted." "0ur son, a cook!" "He's just a boy, Lalit." "It doesn't mean anything." "He's a fool!" "My son will be a man and an educated professional." "He won't be singing and dancing at people's "sageets"." "Mama?" "Yes, honey?" "Can you do this for me?" "Make a moustache and my eyes?" "Why, honey?" "For my dance with Ayesha tonight." "0kay." "Why can't you do something useful?" "Like some exercise or reading your school books for a change?" "Look at you, big huge hulk." "Can't spend your whole life dancing." "Why not?" "What do you mean, "why not"?" "You want to be a clown?" "You don't do exercise, you don't even play cricket." "You don't read a book." "Just sleep and watch TV." "And now dancing." "Why?" "You also took mama's "dupatta" and danced the other night." "Don't compare yourself with me." "You're just a kid, understand?" "Right now you said I'm big now." "That 's it." "You're going to boarding school." "Decided." "Since when?" "We are only talking about it." "No, no, I have made up my mind." "We are..." "Please, let me talk to him." "It 's going to be good for you." "Son, Aditi is going away, and you'll be so lonely at home." "So we thought that going to boarding school you'd have so much fun." "You want to send me away too." "No, son." "Listen, son..." "No, son, nothing is decided." "That school is better than this school." "There'll be boys your age." "You'll really enjoy yourself." "No!" "I don't want to go." "I won't go!" "You do what you want!" "We're doing this for you own good." "It 'll make you a bit tougher." "I think it will be good for you." "I hate you both!" "You don't even understand one thing about me!" "Don't you talk to me like that!" "Fine!" "I just won't talk to you at all!" "Varun, please!" "No!" "Listen to me, my son." "Leave me alone!" "Happy now?" "Happy with what you've done?" "I didn't mean to upset him like that." "Why couldn't you say something?" "Don't talk to me, okay?" "Just don't talk to me." "Alice!" "Alice, wait a minute." "We want to speak with you." "Forgive us." "We made a big mistake." "We didn't mean to." "We didn't see it right." "We were wrong, Alice." "Alice, please." "Forgive us." "It won't happen again." "Aditi!" "I'm sorry I lost it. I didn't have any right to talk to you like that." "You had every reason to be angry." "Someone broke my heart too a few years ago." "I know how hard and confusing it could be." "I really appreciate your telling me about Vikram." "You didn't have to, but you did." "That honesty means a lot to me." "I know it 's a risk, but what marriage isn't a risk?" "If your parents introduced us or we met at a club makes no difference." "I know we can put this behind us." "I really do." "I believe this can work." "I believe we can be happy." "As for the question of whether we should get married or not... is really for you to answer." "Thank the Lord!" "The price of the stocks went up!" "I told you it would." "But you thought your mother was an idiot." "That 's what you thought." ""She knows nothing about the stock market"." "But it went up." "You see?" "Tomorrow you will sell our shares." "And... 0h, my God!" "What is all this money for?" "I'll die before he gives me a grandson." "His father's name will vanish without a trace." "Listen..." "Did you talk to the neighbors about the bathroom?" "It 's all clogged up again." "What sin did I commit?" "You don't like any girl!" "Don't you feel like settling down?" "Ramesh is six months younger than you and he has two children." "He earns half what you do." "His mother shows off her grandsons to make me jealous." "What about you?" "0h, God!" "Have you gone mad?" "Roaming around in underwear." "Here's yours." "0f course." "Specially my mom." "Yeah, exactly." "Sure." "How are you?" "Very well..." "Ladies and gentlemen... attention, please." "Welcome, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful ladies... and gentlemen." "And of course, lovely children." "Listen to me now." "0ur beloved Aditi... and our dear son-in-law." "And marriage will take place tomorrow." "Rahul!" "Are you the only bartender in here?" "I ordered a Bacardi-Coke 20 min ago." "Just a sec." "Rahul!" "Gin tonic, no ice, lots of gin." "Make that two!" "After the separation, we got here empty-handed." "No destiny, no future." "Tej's family took care of us." "They educated and helped us." "Move, man." "Sorry, man." "Sorry." "Chill." "You don't owe us anything." "You're one of us now." "Welcome." "Their eyes shimmer with excitement." "Their skin smells like rose petals." "Who's that clown?" "That 's my dad, actually." "Varun, you can't say no now!" "Please, Varun!" "Don't take out your anger of your parents on me!" "Please, Varun!" "I told you. I don't care about anything anymore. I don't." "And that 's decided." "May this enchanted night last forever!" "In my opinion, you punjabis are way too ostentatious." "In my opinion, you bengalis are way too pretentious." "Touché, Ria." "Jibesh, Vandana... this is Mrs. Rai, Aditi's mother-in-law to be." "Ria, get me a rum and coke." "Please, go get it yourself." "Please!" "I would, but I know so many people, you know my parents." "Please." "We will start this evening..." "0kay." "...with an spectacular act... by our own Ayesha." "Please, Ayesha." "What 's the matter?" "Varun won't do the dance anymore." "Shit!" "l'm so sorry to hear that." "l don't know what to do." "Rahul, you can do it." "You've seen us rehearse the steps so many times." "Are you crazy?" "Make it up." "You love to dance." "Please, I'm begging you." "I really need your help." "I dance at nightclubs in Melbourne." "I can't dance to this music." "You're such a bloody foreigner." "l just fell from grace." "You have to be standing up to fall." "If you keep sitting on your ass, nothing is going to happen." ""0nly great warriors fall from their horses in a battle"." "How can a coward know what it is to fall?" "Sweetheart, the main thing is... you have to fight the battle." "We are related now." "The idiot is finally dancing!" "Everybody come and dance!" "I love you, my brother." "Let 's stay up all night together." "Really." "Let 's talk." "Talk?" "What would you want to talk?" "Alice." "Here comes my kissing cousin Aditi." "Hi, love birds." "l can handle one woman at a time." "0h, really?" "Don't tire yourself out!" "Tomorrow is the big night." "And don't do bad to my little sister!" "We heard everyone, but Shashi." "We present Shashiji!" "I have a sore throat, but I'll try." "l don't like kissing." "Typical man!" "Straight to the point!" "I get confused about what to do." "Does the tongue go in and move around?" "lt just makes me too nervous." "Don't think." "Just go with the flow." "Don't think?" "I wish I could do that." "Kissing is great, but my mind starts whizzing with the weirdest thoughts... and suddenly I'm thinking of something that needs to be done." "I don't know what the big deal is." "I know all about kissing." "Really, baby?" "Everything?" "Yeah, what 's the big deal?" "No big deal." "It 's gross." "You open your mouth, and he sticks his tongue in." "Don't you know that 's how older people kiss?" "Let 's go." "I'm completely exhausted." "Mama, I want to sleep." "Please, Mama." "Yeah, Mr. Cochran, one moment." "I'll go help." "Aliya!" "She's so sleepy." "Would you like some ice cream?" "I'll take her out for a drive, okay?" "I don't want ice cream." "She's tired and cranky." "I thought I'd take her for a ride." "Yeah, sorry." "Ria!" "Ria, what 's happening?" "Have you seen Tej uncle, a tall man..." "What 's the matter, Ria?" "Just let her go." "ls anything the matter?" "What is it?" "Just let her go." "Let her go from what?" "From you, you bastard!" "You alright?" "Ria, have you gone mad?" "I think she's had too much to drink." "What happened?" "It wasn't enough that he touched me when I was a girl!" "You taught Aliya how to kiss?" "Ria, stop this nonsense!" "What did you get out of it?" "I didn't even have breasts, you sick mad..." "You are insane and a liar!" "Seven afternoons." "Seven afternoons of how older people kiss." "You took my clothes off." ""0pen your mouth, Ria."" "Will you stop it!" "Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me!" "And now he's doing it all over again to Aliya!" "She's lying, Lalit." "She's lying." "You don't want to believe me?" "That 's fine." "I'm not a part of this." "I'm not a part of you." "Say something, Lalit." "She's lying." "You know I don't lie, uncle." "You know it!" "You know I don't lie!" "She's lying, Lalit!" "Unmarried girls like Ria make up all these fantasies!" "Ria!" "Ria!" "Ria, you can't go!" "Ria, please!" "She's mad." "They're all going crazy." "Lalit?" "I'm falling." "Hold me, Pimmi." "Ria." "Ria?" "Ria?" "Don't do that, my dear." "Let 's go home." "I want you to come home with me." "I don't want to hear anything." "Please." "Change your clothes and come home." "I'll wait for you in the other room." "Don't pretend like nothing happened." "Ria, I'm not pretending." "You are!" "You are!" "l don't know how to console you." "What you've gone through, I can't even imagine it." "l'm confused." "What can I do?" "You can't do anything, uncle." "Ria, if you don't come home, the wedding will be cancelled." "Come on, Ria." "I don't even know what to do." "I don't know what to do, Ria." "My hands are tied." "Tej Bhai-sahab and our family goes back a very long way." "We owe him so much." "Come back home, please." "Please, it 's not your fault." "Then why are you punishing me?" "l'm not." "And your sister and your mother?" "Listen, darling." "I cannot break up my family." "I cannot." "Please, don't ask me to make that choice." "I don't know what your father himself would have done in my position." "I know I can never replace your father, but you're my child." "Aren't you my little girl?" "My family means everything to me." "Please, don't leave us." "Please." "Ria, if you go... everything will be destroyed." "What 's your name, little girl?" "Aliya." "Move to the left, please." "Very nice." "Very nice." "Look up, smile." "A big smile." "Very nice." "Beautiful." "What a lovely family." "What 's your name, please?" "Ria." "Stand there, please." "Up on the front." "By the gentleman here." "Hold it." "Eyes wide open." "And one, two... 0kay, everybody smile together." "And watch the birdie!" "And three." "Very good." "Last picture." "Big smile, please." "0kay, thank you." "Honey, come receive the blessing from the elderly." "I miss you so much, papa." "Please." "Go in, please." "l'll go out and receive the guests." "No." "No." "I don't want you to receive the groom." "I can't do this." "I can't, I'm sorry." "Lalit..." "l don't even want you here." "Please." "I cannot allow this." "I cannot." "Both of you just leave my home and my family and go." "Lalit, what are you saying?" "l don't want to say anymore." "Please." "Don't make it worse." "lt 's nonsense..." "No, I don't want to say anything." "Please don't make it worse." "These are my children." "And I will protect them from myself even if I have to." "Please go." "Are you ready?" "The groom's family is here." "Go ahead, Verma family!" "Get all wet, you idiots!" "May I?" "Take the groom inside." "He'll get soaked." "Long live Mr. and Mrs. Dube!" "Here come Dube and his beautiful wife!" "This is your tent!" "You can't be in the rain." "Excellent water-proof tent, Dube!" "Here comes the bride!" "The nuptial necklaces!" "Umang, my son!" "My dear son, you're here!" "Music!" "We finally made you an Indian." "Come on, Mrs. Dube, come and dance!" "C APTlONS BY VlDEOLAR"