"[engine fires up]" "¶ On an outer space adventure" "¶ They got hit by cosmic rays" "¶ And the four were changed forever" "¶ In some most fantastic ways" "¶ No need to fear, they're here" "¶ Just call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" " ¶ Don't need no more - ¶ That's ungrammatical" "¶ Reed Richards is elastic" "¶ Sue can fade from sight" "¶ Johnny is the Human Torch" "¶ The Thing just loves to fight" "¶ Call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" "[Sue] One, two, three, kick!" "One, two, three, kick!" "[Reed] One, two, three, kick!" "Four, five, seven, kick!" "Wait a minute." "One, two, three, kick!" "One, two..." "Three, kick." "Stop, Reed." "If you do that at the Metropolitan Museum ball tomorrow night, they'll throw us off the dance floor." "Sorry, the music sent me away." " [clang]" " Reed?" "What was that noise?" "The beating of my heart, you wild thing." " [clang]" " Ben, Johnny, hear something?" "Breathe easy." "Grasp your foot and relax." "Think positive thoughts." "[groans]" ""Breathe easy. "" "Yeah, sure." " [Sue] Ben!" " Huh?" "What you say, Susie?" "I said, did you and Johnny hear anything up on the roof?" "I didn't hear nothing." " Hey, hot rod!" " [rock music]" "Did you hear anything?" "The twerp didn't hear nothing, either." "[man] Lower exits armed." "Robots, move forward to your missión." "Commence projection of energy grid." "Interweave containment cage." "Breathe, relax." "Breathe..." "Relax..." "Breathe..." "Now initiate diversión." "Hey, why'd you mess up my cards?" "I didn't do nothing." "Now, would you bug off?" "I'm trying to relax here!" "Hey!" "You lay off my Wayne Newton records." "I didn't touch 'em." "And you trashed my Fleer's Marvel cards." " Did not." " Did too." "Flame on!" "Stand still and get clobbered, you fink firefly." "Have a hot foot, hothead!" "Yes." "Proceed when ready." "Ya!" "Oh!" "You come back here, you...!" " [rumbling]" " What on earth...?" "I told you I heard something." "Johnny and Ben must be at it again." "Please make them behave." "They listen to you." "I'll be back soon for my rumba." "Olé!" "Oh, Reed!" "What is it?" "Reed!" "Reed!" "Complete your missión, my children." " Reed!" " Oh!" "Come back here." "Come to Papa." "He can..." "Oh!" "Hey, hey!" "Stop that." "Now, both of you!" " Tell it to him." "He started it." " Ah, sheep dip!" "He messed up my Wayne Newton collection." "Now, wait a minute." "We're supposed to be a team." "How can we fight the enemies of mankind if you're always fighting each other, instead?" "What the hey?" "This keeps us in practice." "Yeah?" "Who appointed you class monitor?" "Look, I don't care what you do but you're bothering Sue." "So knock it off!" "Excellent!" "Complete the energy cage." " Wow!" " Wow!" "Looks like a bomb hit the joint." "Where's Sue?" "Sue!" "Susan Storm is my prisoner." " Who said that?" " It's coming from outside." "If you wish her to remain unharmed, you must follow my orders." "What?" "These ropes, they're solidified strands of energy." "Well, let me unsolidify it." "Fools!" "It is useless to resist." "Hmm, that voice." "It's been years, but..." "Von Doom?" "Is it you?" "Victor Von Doom?" "Yes, Reed Richards." "You see the rumors of my death were without substance." "Ugh!" "Show your face, pal, 'cause I got a knuckle sandwich with your name on it." "Spare me your histrionics." "You have no choice but to obey me." "Step into the light and join us." " Quickly!" " A tractor beam?" "Sue's life is at stake." "Follow my lead." "Take it easy." "Robots, welcome my guests and secure them at once." "Call off the artillery." "We're not going anywhere." "No, my young friend." "You are!" "Relax." "And enjoy the ride." "You are guests of Doctor Doom." "Welcome." "Your... rooms are ready." "You won't get me like that." "For The Thing, a vibranium-steel apartment." "You might be able to batter your way out." "In a few thousand years." "[Doom laughs]" "Let's see how well the Human Torch can burn." "Under water." "Now we come to Mr. Fantastic." "How can we hold such a clever fellow?" "Mr. Fantastic can make himself whatever shape he wants." "What better than a prison that can do the same?" "How fantastic do your friends seem now, Susan?" "Fantastic enough to defeat you in the end." " This isn't over yet." " Doombots!" "Be gone!" "You shall be my guest for dinner." "And at sunrise, I will give you a missión to perform for me." "And you will do it willingly." "Or you will all die." "Sue, Johnny, Ben." " Can you read me?" " Yes, I hear you, darling." "I got you, too, Reed." "Ben, can you hear me?" "Ben, please acknowledge." "Yeah, I hid your intercom in my gum, Stretcho." "You're coming through loud and chewy." "The prisons Doctor Doom prepared for us are clever, but together, I know we can find a way out..." "Shh!" "Someone's coming." "It's Doom's servant, Hauptmann." "Doctor Doom requests the honor of your presence at dinner, Mrs. Richards." "[Thing] You tell him to get lost, Susie." "Silence, you brainless oaf!" "It is useless to struggle." "Ach, du lieber..." "Must release controls." "Can't quite reach." "There." "[Reed] Sue, now!" "Free Johnny." "Hurry, sis, get me free and I'll melt Reed loose." " Alarm!" "Prisoners escaping!" " [alarm]" "Oh, you got that right, Mr. Wiener Schnitzel!" "Agh!" "Put me down!" "It's no use." "I'm free but I can't get the rest of us out." " What should I do?" " Have dinner with Doom." " What?" " I know it's a lot to ask." "But my guess is he needs to wait out the blizzard before he can send us on his missión." "[Reed] The longer we keep him talking, the more time we have to figure a way out of here so we can save you." "Save all of us." "I'll do my best, sweetheart, but I won't breathe easy until I know you're safe." "Well, Hauptmann, I wondered what was... holding you up." "[Thing] Very funny." "Har-dee-har-har." "He tricked me, Excellency." "It was not my fault." "It is of no consequence." "I think our guests will behave themselves." "At least while Mrs. Richards is at my table." "Won't you join me, my dear?" "Perhaps Mrs. Richards would like to freshen up before dinner." "Hauptmann, see to it." "If you try to escape again, your wife will pay the penalty." "I bid you good evening." "The clock is ticking." "Johnny." "Ben." "We've got to get loose before the snow storm blows over." "Or none of us may survive." "[thunder]" "[Doom thinks] Sue Richards is beautiful." "But will her loyalty to her husband withstand this trial?" "I wonder what she truly thinks of me." "I am powerful and once I was also handsome." "[screams]" "What do externals matter?" "It is the man within who counts." "My life here is rather isolated." "I am pleased you accepted my invitation." "I had no choice." "But I wouldn't have missed it for the world." "I find you fascinating." "You do?" "Hauptmann, clean up!" "I have made an unfortunate mess." "As you were saying." "You find me fascinating?" "It's the man behind the mask that intrigues me." "I want to know more about you..." "All about you." "Now you have succeeded in fascinating me, Mrs. Richards." "To your health, my charming Susan." "Ah!" "An excellent vintage." "And my story begins many years ago, in a gypsy camp, not far from the vineyards below this castle." "My father, Rudolph, was a most important man." "A respected healer." "There was nothing miraculous about his cures." "Ancient knowledge passed down from generations." "On many occasions he saved children who lay ill with dreaded fevers, the gratitude in their eyes the only reward he sought." "But the simple people of the village believed he was a miracle worker." "A sorcerer." "While some revered him, others saw him as a target, a golden goose whose feathers they could pluck." "They saw their opportunity." "They were sure my father had no chance." "With arrogant confidence, the villains' cruelty was without bounds." "But they did not know what type of man they chose that night." "My father's scientific skills had powerful manifestations." "The robot spider served him well." "As did a blinding flash from his illuminated buckle." "The superstitious fools!" "But this is too sad a story for such a cold evening." "I should be silent and allow you to enjoy the meal." "Oh, no, no, no, please." "I want you to tell me everything." "Yes..." "Everything." "Doom's robots, I've just deduced that they've been programmed to understand English." "They're listening, so we'll have to use another language." "Yeah, that'll be a cinch for you, Stretcho." "As far as I can tell you, you ain't ever talked English." "Johnny, listen." "Are-ay ou-yay earing-way the atch-way" "I- ay ave-gay ou-yay or-fay our-yay irthday-bay?" "Pig Latin!" "I-ay ean-may ig-pay Atin-lay." "Sheesh!" "Now I can't understand neither one of them." "Our-yay atch-way, ush-pay the imer-tay." "Wow!" "I mean, ow-way!" " What is it?" " A catalytic ignition system." "I can understand the pig Latin better." "A cutting torch that works underwater." "[Reed] Hurry." "Use your torch to cut your way out of the tank." "Flame on!" "[Thing] Ooh!" "His temperature's going up!" "[Thing laughs] Way up!" "The robots didn't sound the alarm." "Hurry, we've got to find Sue!" "Huh?" "Hey, welcome to the funhouse." "The fun isn't gonna last long." "Those aren't mirrors!" "They're laser furnaces!" "Agh!" "Get back!" "I'm glad they ain't mirrors." "'Cause I sure don't need seven years' bad luck." "[Reed] A diabolical maze." "I expected no less from Doctor Doom." "One of these passageways must lead to the main castle." "Yeah." "One for the money, two for the show, we gotta save Susie, now, which way do we go?" "I'm well aware of the situation, Ben." "We can't take action without thinking first." "So, think!" "The wind is messing up my hairdo." "That's it!" "That icy wind is from the storm outside." "It's strongest from the left." "From the brief glimpse I caught of the castle's juxtaposition with the mountain face, I deduce..." "Yeah, yeah." "You said left, we're going left." "If we wait around for you to stop yapping, we'll be on Medicare before we get outta here." "[Thing] So far, this looks pretty good." "¶ There's Galactus looking hungry" "¶ And ol' Doctor Doom is near" "¶ Here come the Skrulls invading" "¶ Do you run and hide in fear?" "¶ No way, no way, no way" "¶ Just call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" "¶ That's all, no more Now, that's grammatical" "¶ Reed Richards is elastic" "¶ Sue can fade from sight" "¶ Johnny is the Human Torch" "¶ The Thing just loves to fight" "¶ Call for the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four"