"Thank you for the meal." "A leader of Yanagiba yakuza group Yanagiba Ryuichi" "Thank you for the meal." "An underling of Yanagiba yakuza group Hino Joji" "Well, next person, please." "Yes." "I'm attracted to this company's future prospects and an open corporate culture." "32..." "What?" "32!" "You're the 32th candidate who said the same lines." "Well..." "You graduated from a department of literature, right?" "Why don't you speak in words of your own?" "Yes." "Well..." "Ah..." "Division Manager!" "Wakamizu Ryota," "Wait, Manager!" "Your hobby is reading books." "I see." "Please describe your present feeling by literary expression." "Well..." "How do you feel?" "Tell me your feeling that is at the bottom of your heart!" "Tell me anything!" "Try it!" "5,4,3,2..." "Well..." "Time-out!" "Wakamizu-kun, you're not suited to be a member of society." "Hey, you!" "What are you staring at?" "!" "Get lost!" "You bastard!" "Stay here if you don't want to die." "Damn, it." "Give that to me." "Boss!" "Leader!" "Leader!" "Get your hands off!" "Get out of here!" "I'll kill you if my boss is dead." "I'll call an ambulance." "Don't." "But..." "Get lost now!" "Where are you going?" "Well..." "This is my home..." "Are you all right?" "Boss." "I'm really sorry." "Do you need medicine?" "No." "Anything I can do?" "Then, do me a favor?" "Yes, ask me anything." "What did you just say?" "What?" "Ask me anything." "Anything?" "Yes..." "Yanagiba yakuza group Yanagiba Ryuichi" "A leader of Yanagiba yakuza group..." "Can you hide me from the police for a while?" "Otoko Meshi" "Episode 1, The meal making with the leftover of the refrigerator" "Move!" "Shall we start?" "Yes." "Please don't kill me!" "Don't kill me!" "Shut up!" "Finish as quickly as possible." "Don't kill me!" "What are you talking about?" "You said, "Finish quickly"." "Are you moron?" "I'm talking about cleaning up your toilet." "Clean up?" "Now?" "Boss is a very tidy man." "Clean this up so as to be able to lick." "Got it?" "Yes." "This is the police." "Wakamizu-san?" "Are you home?" "Wakamizu-san?" "This is the police." "Yes?" "This is the police." "The incident of discharging firearms just occurred near here." "Didn't you see any strangers?" "I didn't." "I've been playing video games." "Didn't you hear gun shots?" "Since having worn a headphone, I didn't hear anything." "May I go now?" "If you remember anything, please call the police." "Certainly." "Are you alone right now?" "Yes." "I thought that I heard a few different voices." "Well..." "Are you really alone?" "Well..." "I was talking with a friend on the phone." "We argued on the phone." "If you remember anything, please call the police." "I'm Ushio." "I'm Toriyama" "Certainly." "Well done." "Now, you're an accomplice." "An accomplice?" "It's a crime of harboring a criminal." "The person who harbored a criminal is jailed for up to 2 years or fined up to 200,000 yen." "No way!" "If you still talk to the police, we'll kill you." "We won't just kill you." "We'll torture you to death." "First of all, I insert needles between your fingers and nails." "And then, I take you to the mountain and make you dig your own grave with your bare hands." "Most people die before finishing digging the hole because of unbearable pains." "Don't forget your duty." "Why me?" "Was it a dream?" "Wow, it was an amazingly realistic dream." "I'm back." "How was the head office?" "They shifted blame to you and are running away." "Hino, do whatever you want." "I'll follow you, Boss." "Ah, Ryota!" "Haruna." "I can't believe that you ignored my calls and messages!" "Sorry." "Ryota, don't you have a lunch?" "I have no appetite right now." "Didn't you success your interview again?" "Yosuke just received the 3rd job offer." "It's a miracle to get 3 official job offers even being in the third-rate university." "University president may build the statue of Yosuke soon." "I don't think so." "Don't you take over your father's company?" "Job hunting is my hobby." "Hobby?" "Receiving a job offer means that they recognize my worth." "I enjoy that." "You attended "An escalator school" and a job hunting is your hobby?" "!" "*An escalator school=A private school that allows students to advance from a kindergarten to a high school without taking entrance exams" "He really is satisfied with his life!" "What about us?" "We're keeping eliminated one after another!" "We're useless!" "By the way, the incident occurred in front of your apartment last night, didn't it?" "What?" "Check this." "The shooting incident between yakuza groups occurred last night in Azuki-cho, Bunkyo-ku around 8 pm." "Yakuza involved in this incident are on the lam." "They're running away with guns." "It sounds dangerous, doesn't it?" "Ryota, I'm scared!" "Did I make you excited?" "What?" "Since you like "Boys love", aren't you excited?" "I feel bereft." "By the way, why are you guys scared of like a girl?" "Because they're yakuza people..." "So what?" "Hey, to tell you the truth..." "Last night...in my room..." "What about your room?" "Don't hesitate to come in." "I'm sorry." "Oil sardine" "I'm sorry that I don't have much food." "I thought that that was a flaked tuna." "I'll go and get something." "This is fine." "What?" "But those are leftovers." "It's enough." "Wash rice for dinner." "Rice?" "Wait." "You may make scratches if you wash rice in a kettle." "Wait." "Use this water instead." "What?" "I just want to rinse rice." "It's up to how to rinse rice whether you can make delicious rice or not." "Dry rice absorbs water instantly." "There's no point not to use clean water at that time." "I see." "Try it." "Yes." "Wait." "You seem not to know how to rinse rice, right?" "Rinsing rice doesn't mean washing rice." "Rinsing rice means polishing the surface of rice." "You try to grind rice each other." "Wait." "If you let rice absorb enough water before cooking, you can make delicious rice without the uncooked part." "If you had a fancy rice cooker, it would do that automatically." "I see." "Ah, I'll help..." "Don't enter!" "A kitchen is my territory." "Boiled oil sardine" "Deep fried Edamame and fish cake." "Spicy green onion rice" "Where can I find a glass?" "A glass?" "It's a rule; you should always use a glass when you drink a canned beer." "Is it?" "Do you want?" "No thank you." "When you pour a beer in a glass, it bubbles up." "That's makes a beer tastier." "And bubble covers the surface of a beer and acts as an antioxidant." "I'm going to enjoy eating this." "Wait." "What?" "Do you usually eat without saying "I'm going to enjoy eating this"?" "I'm going to enjoy eating this." "Damn..." "It's delicious." "I didn't know that oil sardine is so delicious." "It's really delicious." "All you did was to boil this, right?" "Oil sardine is tasty on its own" "But since it's a lot of oil in it, the strong fish flavor repeats on us." "To refreshing aftertaste, I added soy sauce and a slice of lemon." "If you sprinkle pepper, it'll be the excellent dish." "Definitely, it has a rich taste but also a refreshing flavor." "It's hot, crispy and fluffy." "What kind of dish is this?" "I mixed frozen edamame and fish cake with flour and deep-fried it." "I didn't know that fish cake becomes very chewy when having been deep-fried." "I like the texture of edamame." "What did you use for seasoning?" "I added oil-sardine oil to deep-fry oil." "Since that oil has the flavor of sardine, it tastes much better." "This rice is super fluffy!" "It's totally different from usual." "And this spicy green onion goes well with rice." "I want to have another bowl of rice." "It's really delicious!" "Hey." "Yes." "Don't talk while eating." "I'm sorry." "Thank you for the meal." "Thank you for the meal." "Everything was really delicious." "I've never thought that we could make such delicious food with leftovers." "Remember, even having used leftovers, if you know how to use them, you can make delicious food." "Everything has a value." "Everything...has a value." "Yanagiba-san, you seem to know much about the cooking." "I don't know when I die in the yakuza business." "That's why I don't want to eat crappy food." "The police are still around here." "Please." "And this." "Well, what's in a bag?" "I bought a few things for preparing for the long haul." "A few things?" "We'll stay with you for a while." "You keep nothing good in the fridge." "I'm sorry." "I tell you only once." "Listen carefully." "Yes." "You have miso." "We need cabbage, Chinese chive and gristle." "You're snorty."