"Who's that?" "Lt Colonel Cameron Mitchell." "Two years ago." "Dog fight over Antarctica." "SG1 found the Ancient Outpost." "Took out Anubis' fleet." "That's him?" "That's him." "Remember, no matter what, we're here to protect" "SG1 at all costs." "Target the Al Kesh first, /gliders second." "Go low boys and girls." "The Prometheus has our backs." "Break left." "Three gliders at our three o'clock." "Prometheus!" "SG-1, this is Hammond, / do you read?" "Yes sir, it's good to see you." "Contact!" "One bandit on the deck and inbound." "Tally one." "Fox 2." "Fox 2." "So close." "You've been hit." "Left thruster is down!" "Contact!" "Two bandits on our tail." " Blue leader, /we've got your six." "Nice shot red!" "It's been hit." "Redman?" "!" "It gone!" "Chief Master Sergeant Walter Harriman." "The General's ready for you Colonel." "Bigger than I though it'd be." "Yes sir." "Welcome to Stargate Command." "{C:$aaccff}Stargate SG-1 9x01 Avalon" " Part 1 "×ÖÄ"£º "¨ÒÂ ÖÆ×÷ "" "{C:$aaccff}Ê±¼äÖáÐ£¶Ô: "¨ÒÂ" "{C:$aaccff}¸ÐÐ"£º"¨ÒÂ" "So." "Feel free to have a seat." "General Landry will be with you shortly." "He's just finishing up a briefing with SG12." "Thank you. sir." "..." "Landry is talking to SG12... /..." "Landry is still talking to SG12..." "Alright boys and girls, listen up, We got a change of plans." "New orders from General Hammond, we are no longer going after Anubis' mothership." "SG1 is on it's way to Antarctica in a cargo ship." "SG1?" "We think they may have found the Lost City Of The Ancients." "In Antarctica?" "Doesn't matter where they are or what they're doing." "It's SG1 and we're gonna cover their asses." "ETA is nine minutes, Expect the enemy to throw everything they have at us." "Alright, saddle up folks." "Cocky sons of bitches!" "Marines!" "Never liked them." "You must be Colonel." "Mitchell." "Yes sir." "It's good to be here sir." "Your service record's impeccable, Mitchell." "What's wrong with ya?" "Sir?" "Nobody's perfect." "Everyone has some sort of character flaw." "What's yours?" "Sometimes I can be impatient.Sir." "All pilots have type A personalities." "I'm talking about your kryptonite ." "Don't worry, I'll figure it out." "Walter!" "The files on your desk are the personnel folders / you're about to request sir." "About to request?" "Walter, I'd appreciate it.... /You have to push the button to talk sir." "Thank you Walter." "You know, the thing that's hardest to get used to around here is how good everybody is at their job." "Fact is, I like vala vala at people." "Never get the damn chance." "I'll try not to lower the average sir." "Oh, a self deprecating sense of humour." "You think it'll make people like you, despite your outward perfection." "No." "Here you go son." "Get started." "Sir?" "You heard the disconnected voice of the little SGT with psychic powers." "Those are personnel files." "Start picking your team." "General I'm here to join SG1." "Colonel you're here to lead SG1." "Uh!" "what about Lt Col Carter." "Well she's taken command of Stargate's" "R and D out at Area 51." "Since when?" "Last week." "And Daniel Jackson?" "Dr Jackson put in for reassignment." "Teal'c left the program over a month ago." "I'm surprised General O'Neill didn't tell ya." "No." "Well, that's Jack for you." "You know I looked for the key to that desk for a week before I finally got him to admit he never had one.The man never opened a drawer the whole time he was here." "I'm sorry sir." "The reason why I requested this post...." "Why I worked so hard." "Expresses himself poorly, when faced with unexpected challenge?" "Your sheet say's that you have outstanding leadership skills." "Take the files Colonel." "Choose your team before I start to question the accuracy of your claim." "Yes sir.^_^" "Dr Jackson." "Colonel!" "My friends call me Cameron." "Daniel." "How are you?" "I'm good, thanks." "Yeah, I heard you were coming." "Yeah, they told me you were leaving." "Yes, finally!" "You don't want to help?" "No." "Actually, I came to see if I could talk you into staying." "Your kidding." "I've been given command of SG1." "Wow!" "Well good for you, you deserve it." "I think the SGC still needs you." "Well, there's lot's of other guys." "You're the worlds foremost expert on the Ancients." "Yes, that's why I'm going to Atlantis, city of the Ancients." "Listen..." "General O'Neill gave me the choice of any posting I wanted." "I chose SG1." "That mean't Colonel Carter, Teal'c and yourself, not two letters a dash and a number." "That's nice." "I wanted to be on the front line, working with the best." "I wanted to learn from you." "Well this is all very flattering, but uh...." "That's not the point." "I'm sorry." "I know I owe you one." "We all do." "We've lost aturbine." "Heads up blue leader, this is Carter /we have another bandit incoming." "I see it Major." "Fox 2." "splack!" "one of Al Kesh" "That was close." "Listen Jackson." "I don't want you to stay because you think you owe me one." "Unless of course you're considering it." "Oh, no, no." "I was just gonna offer you my apartment." "Right" "Brother, I love what you've done to the place." "These columns were salvaged and restored from the original Ancient monument." "Well it's got a real High Council feel to it too." "I hope you've taken lot's of before and after pictures." "Where is the rest of your team, Colonel Mitchell?" "Actually, it's still kinda SG Me." "That's one of the reasons I'm here." "I was hoping, maybe you could help me." "I can offer some names of those I consider to be honourable warriors." "I appreciate that." "I know you're busy." "We are attempting to build a whole new system of government and expand Jaffa worlds throughout the galaxy." "Yeah, how's that going?" "Not well." "Well, your people did just renounce their Gods." "I guess we gotta cut them a bit of a break." "Too many are still steeped in an old culture, full of antiquated rituals and are slow to accept change." "I understand Major Davis and SG7 are trying to help out." "That has caused problems as well." "Many view the Tauri with the same level of mistrust as a would be enemy.They see the proposed system of government as a means to control and subvert their newly aquired freedom." "My allegiance to the Tauri is not serving me as well as you might think in winning votes from the most traditional Jaffa electorate." "Wow!" "Politics really does suck everywhere you go" "Indeed." "Listen." "Maybe it's a good thing I came by." "If this doesn't work out, I've got another space on my team to fill." "Teal'c." "The Council's returning from recess." "I must go." "Sure." "It was good to see you Colonel Mitchell." "Yeah." "I will forward a list of names as soon as I am able." "Have fun!" "Did I say I was on a mission from God?" "Ok,never mind" "Yo!" "You wanna join SG1?" "Hi." "Cameron Mitchell." "Colonel." "Excuse me, can you tell me which way to the Stargate?" "Chaap'a'aai?" "Just point a finger!" "Hey Cameron." "Hey Sam!" "It's good to see you." "Sorry it took me so long /to get back to you." "We have been up to our ears double checking" " the new hyper-drive /and then" "the uplink was jammed /with the long range plotting program" "being transmitted /by the Asgard." "How you been?" "You look good." "Thanks." "Listen Sam." "Come back and rejoin SG1." "I heard you'd been given command." "Congratulations." "I'm not kidding." "You can keep an eye on R and D in your spare time, just like you always have." "Besides, Dr Lee is pouting because you got the post over him." "Really!" "No, I made that up." "I have my reasons /for wanting this job." "I had my reasons for wanting this job." "One of them was working with you and please, do not say that's nice." "We'll still work together." "It won't be the same." "What if the world needs saving?" "Well, if the world needs saving, /I will be there" "to do what I can." "What if the world needs saving, cos I screwed up cos you weren't here in the first place." "I hope you'll pretend I didn't say that." "Done." "Lt Colonel Carter to the bridge." "Lt Col Carter report immediately to the bridge" "Lt Colonel Carter to the bridge." "Lt Col Carter report immediately to the bridge" "Sorry, I gotta go." "Yeah." "Buy you breakfast when you get back on solid ground." "You're on." "Talk to you soon." "Oh Walter." "Doesn't look like we're getting the band back together." "I can't shake it" "Zasilanie..." "Banks, you ok?" "Banks?" "!" "I'm losing it." "Hang on back there." "Can't eject!" "Dammit, ejection failed." "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "We're going in." "Repeat, we are going in!" "So did you decide to go with the desk at an angle or flush with the door?" "Is that what this is about?" "You come all the way to Colorado Springs to check up on me." "No I had to sign the papers to my house, and my car, motorcycle." "You know, I'll never forget that day on the front porch of my house." "You standing there saying you wanted to tell me something about the Stargate Program." "I thought one of us had truly lost his mind." "That may actually be true." "How are things working out for Mitchell." "Well you could have told him that SG1 had been reassigned." "You should have seen his face." "Yeah, I suppose so." "He'll uh, he'll get his feet." "The man's his survivor." "He's also got the best of the best looking out for him." "A Generals only as good as the people he commands." "Who said that?" "I just did." "I mean, Douglas Maccarthur may have said something similar." "Didn't he also say there's no substitute for winning?" "Actually, it was, in war there's no substitute for victory." "You seem to have the knack for it." "I'm fluent in Mandarin, Russian, Spanish." "Three dialects of Goa'uld." "Tenise, Golap and the yet unnamed language of the cave people of P3K-447." "And of course, Ancient." "Spoken as well as written." "Go ahead, say anything." "Nah it's ok, I believe you." "Tobuto Aygo." "Which is actually, I believe you." "That's ok as a modern vernacular." "It can't be directly translated into Ancient, however...." "This is really unnecessary." "Onomata Netario." "Thankyou." "87 mission hours to 32 alien planets." "Front line ground combat on four different occasions" "I was hoping you could tell me something about yourself." "Something personal." "People call me Dave." "It say's here, that's your name." "Yes." "The magnetic properties of the planet make it an excellent choice for the long term study of positively charged ions on the neurons of the brain" "25." "26." "27." "28." "29." "30." "31." "32." "We have modified the android body recovered from PX3-989 and are currently incorporating the experiences of every SG team member since the inception of the program, into a viable artificial intelligence." "Wait a minute." "Are you guys saying that this thing actually exists?" "We haven't received our funding, yet." "But we were hoping that with your support, perhaps a funding body would look more favourably on our proposal." "Don't make a decision yet." "We do have a precise but thorough 380 page report with.... /Thousands of bright yellow." "I don't know." "They're coming from the surface." "They're cutting the enemy fleet to shreds." "My God it's beautiful!" "Their Ancient weapons." "It's SG1, they've found what they were looking for." "Ships are being destroyed." "They're just exploding, everywhere we look" "Don't worry, you'll be ok." "Respiration is weak." "He's bleeding internally." "I need an ultrasound." "Lt Adam Banks body was recovered at 08:43 this morning." "Cameron?" "I rate the chance of you walking, quite slim." "But with physiotherapy, hopefully...." "None of us would be here today if it wasn't for what you did." "The Congressional Medal Of Honour is the highest award for valour in action against an enemy force that can be bestowed upon an individual serving in the armed services of the United States Of America" "On behalf of the President..." "You get well soon and when you do, you can do anything you want, and I mean professionally, anything." "Well not anything." "What's up sir?" "I wanted you here for this." "SG12 sent word five minutes ago." "They should be arriving, momentarily." " Receiving IDC." " Opening the iris." "Well, don't you all have me surrounded." "Welcome to the SGC." "I'm General Landry." "Vala." "Vala Mal Doran." "Thankyou so much for the lovely greeting party." "We all had a wonderful time searching each other." "Didn't we boys?" "I know we haven't met." "In fact, I'm sure I would remember." "Lt Col Cameron Mitchell." "Nice outfit." "Thanks." "I would normally be thrilled to have so much testosterone at my disposal." "Where's my Daniel?" "Ok, where is it?" "Nice to see you too?" "How've you been?" "The tablet!" "The one that leads to the incredible Ancient buried treasure." "There is no tablet!" "What?" "I lied." "I had to tell you in person." "I'm pregnant." "Pretty sure it's yours." "anyway" "There's at least a one in....ten chance?" "Dr Jackson, you're the reason we let her through the gate." "I'm sorry sir, I really have to finish packing." "The Daedalus doesn't leave for another 12 hours." "At least have a look." "Thankyou." "Yep." "Don't know where you got this, but you got ripped off." "It's complete gibberish." "It's written in code." "Well I can't crack this in a few hours." "I know the cypher." "Then why do you need me?" "Well reading it is one thing." "Understanding it is another." "The individual I got this from assured me that the treasure it describes is here on Earth." "Now I could have come by ship and looked for it myself, but I know nothing about your fair planet, other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool." "So where did you get this?" "The Jaffa may have won their freedom, but there's still more than a few Goa'uld out there." "Most of them have lost their dynasty's though and are either on the run or in hiding." "Yeah, they're plotting some means of regaining their power." "Yes, and in the meantime they are having a lot of trouble maintaining the lifestyle to which they've grown so accustomed over the last 5000 years or so." "As such, there are a number of rather interesting artifacts, currently on the market." "Anyway, that isn't the issue." "The question is, what's it worth?" "Well the Ancients aren't exactly known for secret stashes of gold." "These for example." "Wait a minute." "These markings are Goa'uld." "The treasure is supposed to be Ancient." "What do they have to do with this?" "These are actually only loosely related to the tablet." "Yeah?" "how?" "Have you ever heard of the Goa'uld, Nut?" "As in Cashew?" "Pea?" "Oh, you mean the Egyptian Sky Goddess." "Yes." "No, never heard of her." "These were her ceremonial marriage bracelets." "She wore one and her husband of the moment wore one." "Of the male moon." "Yes, she had many." "One of the few admirable things about her." "What are you doing?" "Security!" "Ok, that was fun, now take it off." "Not until we find the treasure." "What?" "These bracelets link us together." "The tablet is mine and I want my fair share of what it leads to." "TThat's the third blade I've gone through." "I'm not gonna be able to cut it off, the hand." "If we remove the hand...." "I know that on first blush that doesn't sound like a viable option." "But I understand that Dr Bennett is becoming quite proficient at reattaching...." "I thought SG12 checked everything she had on her." "They did." "And in their defence, the bracelet wasn't giving off any kind of energy signature." "I mean, even now it's barely measureable." "So what's it doing?" "I mean, how does it work?" "Well...." "I don't know." "No, no." "I just need a little more time." "I'll find out." "Hey, are you ok?" "Come to torture me?" "How old are you?" "Hmmm." "Mental abuse won't work either." "I have a daughter about your age." "Hasn't listened to me since she was twelve." "Doesn't matter what I say or do." "You're not going to bore me with your personal life, are you?" "I have to admit an hour or two of that might break me" "I don't like being deceived!" "I'm not here to hurt anyone and I really do hope this leads to something fabulous for all of us, but it's not easy out there, and I'm sure you can appreciate that a girl has to do what a girl has to do to get by." "I am about as interested in your sob story as you are in mine." "I just want you to know that Dr Jackson is the one who recommended" "I let you through the gate." "He thought there was a chance that what you had to offer might be legitimate." "And he's the one with an alien device now stuck on his wrist." "How this play's out and what you get out of it, in the end, I'm going to leave entirely up to him." "So if I were you...." "Teal'c?" "Daniel Jackson." "How you doing?" "Fine, I think." "I don't know what happened." "I was...." "It's the bracelet." "They are called Korm'ak." "Figured he might know." "Yeah, she said there was some sort of weird Goa'uld Nut, marriage thing." "I do not believe that to be the case." "No?" "No." "I should have known." "I have only heard of them in passing, a very long time ago, but I believe it was Cronus who used this technology, when a prisoner of value needed to be transported by one of his Jaffa." "He would have fixed a bracelet such as this to both the prisoner and the Jaffa responsible for him." "If they became separated for more than a short period of time, they would both become ill and die." "Both?" "That's just about the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" "You didn't know?" "Well I knew it would make you sick," "I didnt know it would have the same effect on me too." "How could you not know!" "Because the person that I stole it from didn't tell me that part!" "Question:" "Why would the Goa'uld design these things that way?" "To punish the Jaffa for his incompetence." "Right, of course." "Can you take it off?" "I am sorry Daniel Jackson as I have said, I have only heard of this technology in passing." "Please tell me you know how to take this off!" "Yes, of course I do." "I mean, that's assuming that the person I stole them from was honest about that part." "Just do it!" "Alright!" "As soon as we get the treasure and I get my fair share." "Ok, just to clarify." "When I kill her, I die?" "Just as if you left her proximity." "Or we could just find the treasure." "The Daedalus left two hours ago." "Sorry." "Look, the tablet is written in Ancient code, right?" "I know it's not the Lost City of Atlantis we're looking for here, but whatever it is, could be worth finding." "Or you just have to marry that chick." "Yeah!" "Let's make babies!" "You're sure you have this cypher right?" "Yes, why?" "I can't believe I missed the Daedalus for this." "Get over it." "You don't have to get back to Dakara?" "The council is in recess until tomorrow." "Curious." "Indeed." "See, this is good, isn't it?" "Being part of a team again?" "Working together to unravel some cool Ancient mystery?" "Right, so we're not working together." "But any minute now I bet Dr Jackson discovers some key piece of information that sets us off on a great adventure." "This can't be right." "What is it?" "Well this is a portion of the database the Atlantis expedition brought back with them a few weeks ago." "Specifically it's a log of the names of the Ancients who left the planet when it was under Siege from the Wraith and returned to Earth." "Thousands of years ago." "Yes." "And what does this have to do with the tablet?" "See the tablet talks about a treasure, but it doesn't make any specific reference at all to where it is." "Well it is supposed to be here." "That's what the person who I stole it from told me." "Before I stole it from him." "Well I think it is here and I think I know where it is, too." "Alright, time out." "If the tablet doesn't say." "It doesn't say specifically, but it is signed by a guy named Meardon." "Never heard of him." "I think you have and the amazing , part is his name also appears in the database." "The Ancient who carved this tablet is one of the Ancients who returned to Earth from Atlantis" "Yes." "I have an Uncle Marvin and I'm pretty sure" "I dont' know any Meardons." "That's because in English his name sounds a little different." "Have you heard of Merlin?" "Merlin." "King Arthur and the knights of the round table, Merlin." "Yes" "Was an Ancient." "I think so." "See?" "That is what I'm talking about!" "Arthur was then carried off in a barge by Merlin saying that he was heading for the veil of Avalon, which according to legend was a magical place where the dead would meet." "Now at the time, some said Arthur never actually died, but would in fact one day return." "From what we know about the Ancients, it's possible that," "Avalon was actually a place where Merlin helped Arthur, a mortal, ascend." "Are not the Ancients prevented from interfering with the existence of mortals." "Ascended Ancients, yes, for the most part." "But it's possible, Merlin was not actually ascended himself but was in fact just a human, far along the evolutionary path." "What does this have to do with where this alleged treasure is buried?" "Well there are a number of conflicting interpretations, but certain threads point to the knights of the round table." "gathering great treasure from the far corners of Arthurs domain and hiding them in a magical stronghold at Avalon." "Including the holy grail." "According to some." "So this grail?" "What's that worth?" "What?" "In 1191, the monks at Glastonbury Abbey, claimed to have found the grave of King Arthur." "On the burial was an inlaid cross with the inscription" ""Here lies the famous King Arthur, buried on the isle of Avalon."" "The claim was not taken seriously until 1278 when Henry 2nd ordered the grave to be exhumed." "Now Glastonbury, a small town abut 125 miles from the West of London has been a pilgrimage for believers since." "Yes, yes, and the point is?" "Certain Celtic legend say's that Glastonbury Tor, the hill overlooking the town is actually hollow and that contained within it is the entrance to the underworld, Avalon." "Has no-one ever done any sort of geological survey?" "There have been several scientific studies, apparently...." "Jackson!" "I'm, I'm, I'm...." "We're talking about the Ancients here, sir!" "It's very possible that the underground entrance was concealed with some sort of technology." "Sir, we're hoping to use the Asgard sensors aboard the Prometheus to find something we haven't been able to see before." "Thank you." "Well, two years ago I wouldn't have believed we'd find an Ancient Outpost under a mile of ice in Antarctica." "I'll call the President." "I'm sure he'll want to inform the British Prime Minister." "That was fantastic." "You talk to Carter yet?" "Uh, yeah, she can't make it." "What?" "This is huge." "We could be on the brink of another major discovery of Ancient technology here." "Yeah, I'm sure she'll be interested in whatever we find." "Try to play hard to get." "Look who's talking" "So what do you reckon the range of this thing is." "Well, Dr Lee seems to think we need to sink about a hundred feet or so." "About half an hour inside that boundary we'll begin to feel the effects." "You know, if we do find something?" "I'm thinking maybe Teal'c and I should check it out." "Uh, I missed the Daedalus because of this." "If we find the secret Ancient base, I'm going." "That means we've got to take her with us." "Your point?" "Look, I want you there?" "You know that." "I'm just thinking we can stay in radio contact." "Lt Col Mitchell. /Please report to auxillary control room 2" "Ah, now this brings back memories." "How's that?" "Is this where I beat you up?" "No." "No, I'm quite sure that right there is where I crushed your...." "Alright!" "Excuse me kids." "Marks, what you got?" "Well, thanks to the Asgard sensors, we were able to map around the energy distortion that would have normally fooled deep ground sonar." "I was able to define a large main cavern a network of tunnels and some smaller caves." "Well done Lt." "Can you see what's in there?" "Say, large piles of precious metals?" "Like I said." "We could only map the exterior of the structure." "Can you get us in there?" "Well, it's almost a half mile underground and there's no visible access from the surface." "Asgard beams." "Tried that." "Doesn't seem to penetrate whatever sort of energy shield is disguising the caves." "Rings." "The Ancients were the gatebuilders, right?" "And they invented the rings, too." "They had to get in and out of there somehow, and I know this ship has rings..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Good times, good times." "She's right." "If there are rings down there, we should be able to lock on." "But your radio's won't work." "Looks like we're all going." "You'll be on your own." "Ladies first." "Well then after you." "Come on!" "This is fun, right?" "Incredible!" "And empty!" "Well, I haven't been this disappointed since Daniel and I had sex." "The sword in the stone." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Well, King Arthur once pulled a sword from a stone as proof of his righteousness and loyalty." "Excalibur" "Actually that's a common misconception." "See, Excalibur was forged by the lady of the lake at Avalon, but wasn't given to King Arthur until after the sword pulled from the stone, broke in battle." "Give it a try muscles." "I'll give you half." "Yeah, it's in there pretty good." "Welcome you knights of the round table." "Men of honour." "Followers of the path of righteousness." "Only those with wealth of knowledge and truthful spirit, shall be given acccess to the underworld." "The storehouse of riches of Ambrosius Orelanus, prove ye worthy and all shall be revealed." "That's incredible." "Certain scholars have speculated that Ambrosius and Arthur were one and the same but that would have made him 74 years old at the battle of Battle of Mount Badon." "It's actually quite fascinating, you see Ambrosius was the son of the Emperor Constantine...." "Yes, yes, yes." "Fascinating is the one thing it's not." "How do we prove ye worthy and get all to be revealed?" "I have no idea, but something tells me truth of spirit might be a problem for you." "You know nothing about me!" "Except that everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie." "Don't make me separate you two." "Perhaps there is something in these temples." "See?" "That is why he's here." "Genius." "We're gonna split up." "I'm with Teal'c." "Yo!" "Wait up!" "I guess it would have been too easy for them to just leave that stuff laying out in the open." "Maybe it's just me, but I'm digging this rapportwe've got going between the two of us." "Maybe you should give me a weapon." "No." "Could be some sort of icky creature down here, left behind to protect the treasure." "For hundreds of years?" "Some sort of stasis or hiberbation." "What if it senses our presence and awakens hungry for human flesh." "That isn't quite the Ancients style." "Still." "I'm sure, if there is a monster down here it's going to be much more scared of you than you are of it." "Especially once it get's to know you." "Check this out." "Ok, that can't be good." "Jackson,come in" "Jackson, do you hear me?" "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire." "Huh?" "Nothing." "Ok, the hologram said that only those with a wealth of knowledge and truth of spirit will pass." "This has to be a test." "What does it say?" "It say's the universe is infinite." "That seems infinitely not useful." "How about this one?" "The treasure is hidden in this pot." "Really?" "I was hoping for something a little more substantial, but ok." "No, wait, wait, wait!" "Too obvious?" "Give me a minute...." "Not a minute...." "Still not a minute." "Alright." "I am assuming this is some kind of puzzle." "Can you read this writing?" "No." "Well I think we're supposed to arrange the stones into some sort of order." "What do you think?" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa, man!" "Bullets bounce!" "ok, how about this?" "We open both of them and whichever contains the treasure is the right one." "No, no, I think that's the wrong idea." "There's two pots here." "I think the point of the excercise is to only open one pot." "This say's treasure is inside" "Right." "That makes it the obvious first choice." "So over to the gold?" "No." "Back to the silver then!" "No, no, no!" "It's empty." "There's nothing I hate more than a bald faced lie." "Would you stop!" "What?" "We're already trapped in here." "How much worse could it get?" "How about that much?" "I knew it was a mistake, the moment I said it." "From the moment." "Ok, that didn't work." "Indeed." "Oh come on!" "This one's empty too." "I know!" "That doesn't make sense." "I know!" "Colonel Mitchell" "Two down and only a billion possible combinations to go." "Are you still having fun, Colonel Mitchell?" "So what do we do?" "I don't know!" "You don't know?" "So now is a bad time to tell you that" "I hate small spaces?" "Ever get a bad feeling about something?"