"Music comedy" "Fabricated in Moscov Movie Combine" "Charlie Chaplin" "Harold Lloyd" "Buster Keaton" "Are not starring this movie!" "Starring" "Leonid Utiosow" "Abigail:" "Lubow Orlowa" "Elena:" "M.Strielkowa and and and" "Maria Iwanowna" "Wiesiolyje riebiata Joy Fellows" "Wiesiolyje rebiata:" "Artists from jazz ochestra by Leonid Utiosow" "Stepmother:" "E.Tiapkina;" "Fakielszczik:" "F.Kurichin Conductor from Paraguay:" "G.Arnold;" "Music teacher:" "R.Erdman" "Directed by:" "G.W.Aleksandrow" "Script:" "N.R.Erdman, W.Z.Mass, G.W.Aleksandrow" "Music:" "I.O.Dunajewski" "Shooting:" "W.S.Nilsen" "Sound engineer:" "N.A.Timarcew" "JOY FELLOWS" ""Transparent sources"" "Writing on the gateway:" ""Close the gate when you walk in"" "Re-lieved by joyfull song" "She never lest sadden" "Cities and countrysides admire the song" "And admire the song bigger towns" "Song helps us to live and to love" "She like a friend calls and leads" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "Re-lieved by joyfull song" "She never lets sadden" "Cities and countrysides admire the song" "And admire the song bigger towns" "Song helps us to live and to love" "She like a friend calls and leads" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "We are able to sing and laugh, like children" "Among obdurate fight and work" "So we were born like this" "That we never give up, nowhere and never" "Song helps us to build and to live" "She like a friend calls and leads" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "Amssembly!" "Hi scouts!" "Kolka!" "List!" "Here's the list!" "Chambelain!" "Secy!" "Bureaucrat!" "Proffesor!" "Pariwanna!" "Pariwanna!" "Englishwomen!" "Swisswomen!" "Dutchwomen!" "Stand at ease!" "Oh how you played walking through the countryside" "For a music like this they should rip hands off." "You, Germans are a hot nation." "Can this be called "playing"?" "You should play like Sapojnik!" "Mister, please don't compare me to him." "I can't play likeSapojnik." "Sapojnik has been doing it for seven years," "And I only for two!" "Shut up!" "Take your violin and play!" "What should I play?" "Oh... play this!" "Well!" "The scores came to bits." "Costa Frascini!" "Frascini, composer?" "Conductor." "He arrived today." "Mom, mom!" "I'm coming, I'm coming." "Where he is?" "Here!" "In foreign bathrobe." "I'm going to meet him." "But it's not quite the thing." "Stay calm." "I'll do it subtly." "...will never and nowhere be lost." "Allright." "Enough for today." "Auf viedersehen." "Goodbye." "Please tell me, do we have hot water today?" "Yes." "Let's get to know ourselves." "Look. a fish!" "Fish, fish, fish." "My mum is delighted with your music." "You are such a young man, and yet a genius." "But... how it is possible?" "Habit." "Pplease tell me, what are you playing now?" "I'm working on Beethoven." "Who?" "Beethoven." "How I envy you." "And where are you living?" "In "Transparent sources"." "Oh, there!" "Nearly on the top." "You made a life, mister." "And you're alone there?" "Aren't you sad?" "Why alone?" "There is a lot of us." "He's got a professor here secretaries." "And... dutchwomen swisswomen." "Walking by road we play wonderfull concerts." "Are they pretty?" "Who?" "Dutchwomen." "Oh, dutchwomen are elegant..." "Shapes they have o, shapes like this." "Eyes o, eyes like this." "Are you taking care of them?" "How could I not?" "From morning 'till evening." "I'd like to be on their place." "And what are you doing?" "Me?" "I'm a singer." "A singer!" "Sing something, lady." "Now?" "Here?" "Well... yes." "In costume it's not quite a thing." "But if you'd agree..." "What?" "...to come to us." "I?" "To you?" "And where do you live?" "In "Black Swan"." "Oh, you made a life." "I'll get you to know with my mother." "Please come." "And she won't be angry?" "What you..?" "My mum will die from joy!" "." "Well." "If she dies, I'll come." "So, everything is established, I'll be waiting for you." "Ay, what a woman?" "You could die for her!" "In this frock-coat I played in 1893 in Stuttgart." "Oh God, I was the same about 40 years ago." "Today you're playing in front of the audience." "Bring dignity out of you." "Guest house for disorganized patients, earlier "Black Swan"" "He's not here yet?" "He's not!" "Someone should go for him." "And whou would do it?" "I. And only for you, madam." "We'll start when he arrives." "He'll arrive for me," "I'll wait for him." "No,no,no no one's better than him" "I'll approach and start." "I'm all burning and I don't know why" "Dear heart!" "How should I live now?" "Ah, why from all the men, the only one" "Can we love in our life!" "Heart in chest!" "Is falpping like a bird" "And you want to know, what's waiting for you" "And you want to gain happiness." "Joy is singing like spring skylark" "Life if warm and bright" "If I had ten hearts" "I'd give every single one to him" "Heart in chest" "Is flipping like a bird" "And you want to know, what's waiting for you" "And you want to gain happiness." "No,no,no no one's better than him" "I'll approach and get to know!" "How many times have I told you, not to make draughts!" "Don't forget that I have a voice!" "I also have a voice!" "Yes. voice... ..which should be silent when I talk to you!" "Why aren't you dressed up yet?" "I didn't made it." "Why I made it?" "Immediately go and dress up." "Maestro!" "Why aren't you coming up?" "Me?" "I'm not alone..." "It's about they're waiting for me." "That's silly, come together." "Togehter?" "No.. maybe next time." "But absolutely, you have to come." "You promised." "One minute." "I'll talk it with my band." "Then maybe I'll come." "Good morning." "Ach, master came." "Please meet my mother." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "What's with you?" "What could it be?" "Nice to meet you." "What's happeinng?" "What's up with you?" "Nothing." "I'm just thinking..." "What will woman like this one do on 8th march?" "Simply slaughter." "And what?" "She has no hands, she has no vote." "We invite to dance" "Well, let's dance." "Maestro, so far you ran from me?" "Why are you so devoted to this place?" " You can see it?" " What?" "That I'm devoted." "Of course, on this place you're visible for everyone." "About what place are you talking?" " About a window." " Oh, a window." "I thought that about a place I'm deovted to." "I mean you haven't noticed nothing?" "No." "And that I'm devoted, haven't you noticed?" "It seemed to me..." "Oh, it seemed to me." "Please don't scare me." "You're joking and I, thought you noticed." "How strange you are." "Well. let's dance." "All right, go without me I'll come later." "Good." "We'll drink a cup of kruszon (vodka)" "What?" "Kruszon." "And where are you going?" "So?" "Och, strong!" "It can sweep a bull off his feet." "When I'll see you again?" "Tomorrow I can't, I have a hairdresser." "Maybe... tomorrow evening?" "You'll come to the oak." "Will you?" "Will you?" "Yes." "I feel that my heart is goning to rip apart!" "Maestro, maybe play something for us?" "Please." "I don't have my violin  I'll play on this." "Out of here!" "Bravo." "Without glasses I can't see a thing." "Time to eat something!" "Maestro, to the table." "Aniuta, Aniuta!" "Where's Aniuta?" "In a minute, a minute." "In a minute, a minute." "Please fetch spirit of camphor." "Where it is?" "In bedroom." "My God, who's this?" "First time in my life..!" "Good toy, well made." "Looks like it's living." "Better are made abroad." "Please look at the head." "Is this a sheep?" "Head indeed... it's not the best part." "But the chopper is very similar." "By the way, I'd like to keep the memory about today evening." "Do you have a photograph?" "I have, but it's really small." "Here it is." "If you are so kind, please give it to me with your autograph." "With what?" "With autograph." "Miss Helena, I wouldn't scant you anything but I don't have what I don't have." "Where you came, run away." "Carefully, hang tough lady." "Carefully, hang tough lady." "Carefully...." "Hang tough lady!" "Carefully..." "A tiger!" "Tiger." "God... who's this?" "It's me." "How you came here?" "I went to the composer, Frascini." "But he'a already here." "No, he's there." "How he could be there, if it's him?" "No." "It's not him." "Who are you?" "Me?" "Kolka Patiechin." " What Patiechin?" " Herdsman." "How herdsman?" "As per usual, herdsman." "Usual herdsman?" "No, not usual, but main!" " Young man..." " Please call Lena..." "Herdsman has nothing to talk to my daughter." "I hope that this misunderstanding will remain between us." "Please take this and go away." "But you invited me yourself..." "Yes, but the thought that you are a musician  and you are a herdsman." "Today herdsman..." "and... and tomorrow musician." "So please come "tomorrow"." "Now get along!" "Away!" "There are lots of pretty girls" "There are lots of pretty names" "But only one bothers" "Taking calm and sleep away" "When you are in love." "Love will stun you unexpected" "When you don't bide it" "And suddenly every evening becames" "Suprisingly beautiful" "And you sing" "Heart, you don't want to be calm" "Heart, how good is to live" "Heart, how good you are like this" "Thank you heart that you can love like this." "Heart, you don't want to be calm" "Heart, how good is to live" "Heart, how good you are like thid" "Thank you heart that you can love like this." "Hours have passed.." "Konstant Iwanowicz." "To me?" "I'm here for Helena Siergiejewna." "Lena sent you here?" "Wait, wait..." "I've seen you before." "I've seen you many times." "By morning." "When I buy milk you always pass by with your herd." "Is she mad?" "A mosquito was sitting on you, Konstanty Iwanowicz" "There are lots of mosquitos." "But why she didn't came be herself?" "Who?" "Lena." "You live here permanently?" "She's mad at me." "Who taught you to play like this?" "Where is Lena?" "I'm going away tomorrow." "And Lena?" "Today." "Is going away?" "Oh, she went away!" "She sailed by steamboat." "And I'm going by train, tomorrow." "She went away." "It was a big mosquito, Konstanty Iwanowicz." "Mosquito, mosquito and she, unfortunately, went away." "I thought  thought, thought." "Too late." "Konstantynie Iwanowiczu." "Kostia!" "Kostiaaaaaa!" "I'm all burning and I don't know why" "Dear heart!" "How should I live now?" "Ah, why from all the men, the only one" "Can we love in our life!" "Heart in chest!" "Is flapping like a bird" "And you want to know, what's waiting for you" "And you want to gain happiness." "And you want to know, what's waiting for you" "And you want to gain happiness." "Joy is singing like spring skylark" "Life is warm and bright" "If I had ten hearts" "I'd give every single one to him." "Heart in chest" "Is flipping like a bird" "And you want to know, what's waiting for you" "And you want to gain happiness." "Month's up." "The minute hand runs throught clock face" "Quickly as mad are running cogwheels." "Minutes are jumping throught troubles and cases" "Jumpin, jumping, jumping and so month's up." "Yes." "But the conductor is still not here!" "How will he conduct, if the orchestra had never seen him?" " It a scandal." " What to do!" " The audience is making you mad?" "Yes." "So why are you staying here?" "Go and calm them!" "You, why are you staying?" "Come here!" "Hold!" "Strange." "We only have 5 minutes and he's not here!" "How will we play?" "The worst is that without any rehearsal." "And also they say, that he's a freak." "We need to follow his every move and gesture." ""Passing on the backstage prohibited"" "Haven't you seen the one in jacket  and white hat?" "To hell with it all!" "Could be worse." "We lost him." " Here, please." " Gracias." "Please don't aggrevate." "Everything will be allright." "Understand me!" "Understand me!" "Oh, stupid." "Original conduction." "Mom!" "We threw away the real one!" "Guve me binocular!" "Emma, for these tears I love you even more." "Maestro, you're mad at me." "But it wasn't me." "It was my mum." "I'm so rancorous." "Forgive the elderly lady." "Let's bow... bow." "It was nice to meet you." "Let's go for a dinner." "The races begin again." "Now that's a man!" "Amazing." "We need one like this to the orchestra." "Hold him!" "Hold!" "We do, we do!" "Hold him." "Harder." "And so, are you joining our orchestra?" "Orchestra?" "Do you agree?" "Agree!" "Months have passed." ""Friendship" music band" "How you play?" "It's not me." "I can't exercise in those conditions!" "It unnerves..." "Behind a wall." "Hey, you!" "Couldn.t you be quiet?" "I can't work!" "Do your best, I'll go and make a complaint to commandant." "Well, come on, let's try." "This phrase should be played differently!" "No, like this!" "He's right." "No, he's not!" "No, he is right!" "This phrase should be played like this!" "No, this!" "And so?" "Okay, play, but hands close to yourself!" "Comrade commandant." "We are artists." "We need dead silence." "And devil knows, what's going on from the morning." "Szum, tararam." "Please embark something, comrade commandant." "Please pay attention, to what's happening there." "Devil knows what comrade commandant." "Please do your best." "O, that's how it sholud be played!" "Please pay attention, comrade commandant, it's a mess!" "To my mind, it's not there." "To my mind, it's nearby." "It's not you, comrade Patiechin?" "Comrade commandant." "We are artists..." "Of course it's you!" "But what are you, comrade, but artists...!" "We're in silence!" "Dead silence." "What was happening here?" "We ha.. had.." "ha... had rehearsal!" "You had a rehearsaland I'll kick you out!" "Everything fizzled out." "First time in our life we go into Great Theather and so... very well." "And where are we going to do rehearsal now?" "Rehearsals?" "We have no place for it!" "Me must serve notice, that we won't play." "I know where're going to do rehearsal." "Where?" "Boys, follow me, we're going." "We're going, boys." "Lena is working." "Lenoczka!" "Eggs worked?" "Now you'll be accepted for Great Theater!" "Lenoczka." "What's up with you?" "Comrades." "Concert in fifteen minutes." "Twenty roubles to the Great Theater." "What's with you are you joking?" "." "I'm going to the garage." "Alone." "Go, I wont't do you any harm." "Boys, get in." "Citizens, beware." "The hearse is not made of rubber." "No more will fit in." "Whereinto?" "We're off." "Did anything happen to you?" "Aniuta!" "Where are you going?" "I don't know." "Going with us?" "I don't know." "So, we're off." "Boys, take her." "Hey, and who will pay?" "Puszkin?" "Pay for what?" "We rode?" "We rode!" "You decided 30 roubles extra?" "Decided!" "No doubt!" "You'll sit here, lady." "Unless they pay, I won't let you." "Let's continue our concert." "And now..." "Liszt's music band from mill operators' guild" "Whereinto?" "Sit!" "What. isn't it working?" "No." "Give it to me, I'll try." "Play!" " On what?" " With your lips." "But how?" "She's shaking." "She will catch cold." "Shroud yourself." "Filemon, Filemon, wake up!" "Take out half a liter." "Stay, stay...!" "Leave something for the lady." "Drink." "What you.." "I don't drink." "Please drink, or you'll catch a cold." "I don't want." "Don't talk, drink!" "Go on, squarely, to be happy!" "Pot..." "Get together, lady." "Whereto?" "You'll go with me." "We're going to them." "I'll wait here." "We're going, as I say!" "Where are ours?" "Wait here." "Don take offences, comrades, but I have a witness.." "Forgive me comrades, the ride is made?" "Made!" "We decided 30 roubles?" "Decided." "And no talking!" "I need to drive the deceased back." "Wait, we'll finish our work and go back." "Deceased, comrade." "Deceased will wait, he's got no hurry." "Give me the money!" "Aniuta, Aniuta, Aniuta, Aniuta, what you... what you?" "Sing!" "Sing!" "Aniuta, sing!" "sing, Aniuta." "Sing as they please you." "Heart in chest" "Is flipping like a bird" "And you want to know, what's waiting for you" "And you want to gain happiness." "Love will stun you unexpected" "When you don't bide it" "And suddenly every evening becomes" "Suprisingly beautiful" "And you sing" "Heart, you don't want calm" "Heart, how good is to live" "Heart, how good you are just like this" "Thank you heart, that you can love like this." "...thant you can love like this." "Ciuch, ciuch, ciuch, ciuch," "Our iron has already warmed up." "You fell in love, realized" "You met a wrong womam." "You got mad, looked behind" "And saw a beauty one." "Tiuch, tiuch, tiuch, tiuch," "Our iron has already warmed up." "Everyone can make a mistake," "Love is really tiring," "Cause not in vain they say:" "We learn the hard way." "Tiuch, tiuch, tiuch, tiuch," "Our iron has already warmed up." "I'm nothing in comparision to her," "But it'll change." "He'll be mine " "And never go away." "Aniuta, I always wanted to say to you..." "Leave her!" "Aniuta, I always" "Let me speak!" "Aniuta, I always wanted to say to you..." "Song helps us to live and to love" "Like a friend calls and leads" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "Song helps us to live and to love" "Like a friend calls and leads" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "Song helps us to live and to love" "Like a friend calls and leads" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "We are able to sing and laugh, like children" "Among obdurate fight and work" "So we were born like this" "That we never give up nowhere and never" "And who with song strides through life" "And who with song strides through life" "Will never and nowhere be lost" "Never and nowhere be lost!" "THE END" "Translated by stodwa"