"In the winter of 1969 a troops of the elite U.S. Army's was sent on a mission super secret in southeastern Vietnam." "The aim was to rescue the Sgt. 4 Leaves Tayback a prison maximum security." "The mission was considered a near suicide." "Of 10 men sent, 4 returned." "Of those four, three wrote books about what happened." "And those three, two were published." "And these two, only one got a movie deal." "And that is the story of the man who attempted to make that movie." "TropicThunder" "DESTROYTHETARGET!" "I REPEAT, DESTROY THE TARGET!" "Here!" "Down!" "Come on!" "Move to rear!" "Walley, here is the Hoover." "I need reinforcements." "Is full of viet here." "Got it?" "Hoover,hereis Walley, I will try to send." "Be prepared." " SHIT !" "HOLY SHIT!" " Get that horn and get us some fire power, boy." " This is crazy." " Listen here your shit fuck!" ", get that fuckin' radio and get us some boom boom now!" "I'd do it myself, but I'm some kind of god damn busy right now." "Hello, have somebody!" "What the fuck!" "..." "Thats the Brooklyn, you MOTHERFUCKER!" "I think I can not put it back in." "Man wounded." "Stop these Chinese who are behind my ass." "Let's get some." "Max," "You okay?" "I'm Not seeing the 4 leaves." "Not to worry, that guy has a symbol of luck tattooed on the buttocks." "Put them here." "Fox and Larsom, did not say that cowards should not come?" "And that is what I show?" "4 leaves is still out, sir." "Let's make a festival air." "And we will do now!" "Come on!" "Give out!" "What am I seeing?" "What is this?" "Hold on, boy!" "Come on!" "Come on, get this thing!" "Sergeant ..." "The 4 leaves." "No!" "Resist!" "Cover me, your chicken." "I will rescue him." "Hey, you jerk viet, I'm see u." "Hang on, 4 leaves." "Watch my right!" "Come on, leaves, let's go." "No!" "HOLY FUCK!" "I do not know if I will endure!" "Look at you, man." "Playing with grenades." "I'm Cool, man." "Do can't feel my legs." "This is nothing." "Hold my hand I've got somethings... some things to say." "Oh, boy!" "When we get back to world," "I'm gonna find my teacher Chaco." "Thus, you will not have been in vain." "But I want you to know something," "What man?" "Are you ... you are my brother." "My brother." "Sorry, we can cut?" "What he 's saying?" "Cut?" "No, no!" "Release the explosives in two minutes." " No, wait a minute." " Still running." "No." "We coaching." "Get them!" "What 's happening?" "My arm hurts all right." "His arm is still there." " Damien, cut?" " No, we are still running." "SET OF TROPICAL THUNDER Quang Tri PROVINCE" " Cut, sir?" " No!" "I'm not cutting, continue filming." "Damien, what I do, man?" "Send this bullet or not?" "You want to use the yellow a firework show?" " We continue filming." " Can you hear me?" "This is C4, head of melon." "Put back." "This is a detonator." "Get someone English-speaking, that drug!" "So making the biggest mess here." "Grandpa try by Vick vaporub the balls of these guys." "Alpha, and then face?" "What 's happening here?" "Everyone, quiet please." "The launch s coming, we just have this outlet." "In three, honey." "One .. two ..." "Please, I do not want countdown." " No." " Not at all." " We can skip to "action"?" " All in good time." "I am not a space rocket, will you?" "E. .. action!" "We will detonate, baby." "You know something, Damien?" "I much, it does not bother me but if I cry, he must cry, too?" "No!" "Everyone must cry!" " Paro?" " No, keep crying." "Decide up, man!" "You, him, everyone should cry." "He is a bit agitated now." "Let's make a lemonade." "To work." "One pelican We on target in about two ..." "They are approaching." "We have almost 90 kgs of "shit in your pants" coming." "And then?" "You are my ..." "Are you seeing, that is what I think." "Damien, you seem a lie." "I do not believe that 4 sheets did it." "4 leaves, you cried when his hands were pro space?" " No." "You see." " Now go rewrite, right?" "Where going?" ""Action Jackson," you can not cry." "That is what we write now." "You know, Kirk, I am doing the scene." "What scene?" "The scene was about the thrill!" "Where is it?" "I guess not read the script." "Will I need to wait until the Chinese New Year Pro our man cry!" "They are coming!" "Stop yelling with me, asshole!" "And stay tuned." " Are approaching." " I know!" "Take this fruit e. .." "Jesus ..." "Crap!" "Crap!" "It is the signal." "Come on!" "Too!" "The mother nature Shit is all too!" "Oh, God!" ""Bongo"intheforest!" "Newsaboutthefilming Vietnam's Tropical Thunder,  where4 millionexplosives destroyed the natural forest." "And the shooting nor was happening." "According to the sponsor The filming of Grossman,  thefilmwouldbeready a month before the scheduled  butisalreadywithfive days ofdelay ." "Thereason:" "Theysay the director Damien Cockburn  not control the stars of the film  includingthestarof" farts" popular by the "franchise" of his farts," "JeffPortnoy." "I mean a thing, many do not respect me say that all my films are about farts on families gordinhas" "And %#$@!" "They can not do what I do!" "recentlyreleasedfromdetention to carry heroin, cocaine and weapons." "Portnoy is not someone a lot of confidence." "alsoispartofthecast the star of the hip-hop, Alpa Chino." "I am so excited for being in Tropical Thunder," "Hey, drink-Booty Sweat, girls!" "Booty-Sweat!" "Buttherealstarofthemovie isthewinnerofseveralAcademyAward,  Kirk Lazarus." "ThisbrilliantAustralian,known for their fights in the street,  andfamousforinterpreting well any role." "There is no difference between what I do or a bricklayer, just what I do, cause emotions in people." "Lazarusisreferredtoa contested surgery and pigmentary changes  tointerprettherole the SGTO. african-american" "LincolnOsiris." "Indeed,Kirkwantedtocompete with Tuggar Speedman  oneofthegreatestactorsofthe world." "Lately making movies only second-class" "Recently,he told his life in the Strip's Show." "Do not have a family, is close to 40, childless and alone." "Someone who knows the case well:" ""One more slip, and it was."" "Who said that, was near me?" "Tuggarhadadifficultyear ." "Afterthefiascoofcomedy Chittin and comrade,  gaveanotherwhiletryingtoslip enter the territory of tragedies" ""SimpleJack,"thestoryofa farmer with mental disorders  whospokewithanimals, disaster was at the ticket  thatmanycriticssay  be one of the worst films of the century." "I have a very good brain." "I think I have a brain wonderful, Jack." "You me me me ... .." "leave happy!" "Butthequestionnow is:" "Hecando ...fa..." "make the audience happy?" "Inthefilmwecansay, the most expensive to produce so far." "He need of all the luck for that!" "And there, Tuggar?" "It is the Peck." "Time for your agent?" "Rick?" "Hi man." "Guess what I'm looking at now?" "What?" "Its ugly face, in the inside cover of Vanity Fair hugging a cute Panda." "Crazy, man!" "You are a star!" "He received the basket I sent?" "Yes Very cool, man." "Thank you." "It is a real Satellite TV, bro." "Do not give to another person." "Watched "Access Hollywood"?" "Attended." "It was like haze from a blind child." "I mean, I will not flatter you, Tuggar." "You are a fucking star!" "But at that time, iscarryingas  the child of the park  with whom the children want to play." "How so?" "I mean, move your head and you put it back in play, right?" "What?" "As has been the scene of crying?" "Awful!" "Lazarus began crying, the dribbling, and neither was ..." "You can stop!" "Youhaveto controlyourtongue." "Who cares how much it He might have talent?" "If they cry, you cry better than him." "Did not have a dog with some disease when you were little?" "So, think at that time!" "End of story!" "You have your Tivo DVR?" " No." " What?" "It has Cable TV, fine." "Come on, man!" "S not so good, Tuggar." "I do not need to explain why must have a TiVo." "Or clean water, some clean sheets." "Food, a roof." "Buy everything, is in the contract." "How is adoption of the whole thing?" "Not quite." "I wish I could help you." "I stuck with my." "Back to work, soldier." "The Peck will provide the TiVo for you." "Make in tears, man!" "All right." "Again ..." " You ..." "I ..." "I ..." " You ..." "I ..." "I ... is happy!" " Bye, mate." " Bye." "Crisis?" "What do you mean?" " We are in crisis?" " Here is the studio's director." "We connect the same 16,000 km distance, video conferencing." "He said he has overstepped the budget." "It Les Grossman." "The world revolves around him." "Prices, explosions, without shooting, layoffs." "Is only commenting." "Guard a secret?" "The camera is filming in London with Judy Dench." "Believe me." "This problem is yes." "Maybe he did not see me, but I see him." "Out ..." "Les!" "Put it on my desk." "A diet coke." "Les?" "All working." "Leave well." "Hi, Les." "The people you see perfectly, Les." "Am I seeing very well." "Which one are you?" "Which of these faces Damien is from?" "I here, sir." "Finally we met face to face." "And what there is the boxer?" "You?" "Você. ..." "Give a huge punch on his face!" "One of those!" "Sorry, man." "It's your fault, you lied for me, you damn!" "I want my money back, man." "Les, I know you're angry but'm dealing with a bunch of clowns!" "Not the least able to cry!" "You know how to deal with actors?" "If not doing the man, down the pants of them and gives a nice a beating." " You do this, Les." " What?" "Take a beating in children, to turn it into a man." "Fear the process in men." "I know a place." "where the value of a man can be assessed." "*** And their ears are Fallen until their collars." "The real hole of shit." "Want to make this movie?" "Woe is the answer:" "take your pants off them." "Who is this guy?" " Les, this is the 4 leaves." " SGTO. 4 Leaves Tayback." "The author of the book." "The true American hero." "This nation owes life to you." "Now, shut up and let me do my job!" "From now my hand is stick on your tail, and every time you want to fart, will to ask permission to my alliance." "Control your players or I will stop you!" "We're talking!" "When the sheep lose their way, the pastor kills the wolf and remain on track." "4 leaves?" "Come here." "Everything is fine." " Sit down." " Sure." "It seems you do not like the hotel." "The beds give me nightmares." "I know how you feel now." "Can not find that Penis' s hiding there in a bitch you paid because I showed her the way." "How?" "I left my script with you and you will not disappoint me!" "Do you think that it was not serious at the meeting?" "You have to get those guys in halter!" "But how?" "I did not understand." " Whether or not the movie?" " Yes." "Take all camcorders you can, we will catch them and put them the trees in different locations." "Me and Cody pyromaniac put all of smoke bombs, detonators and explosives that have." "And jogaremos their kids there." "Me and Cody we get hot in that forest, actors and their assholes cagarão of fear and call for Babysitters." "They will beg to do the bags and go home." "We will do that." "I can shoot everything with style," "In the dirt, with beauty, and without them no assistance." "Put them in danger of truth." "Danger of truth!" "Yeah, 4 Leaves!" " Yes!" " Yes!" "Take them to the real despair!" "Are no longer actors in a movie." "5 men are simply in a helicopter." "With 3 other men." "As we take?" "Because I marked time ... for my vitamin at the hotel." " Save your breath, something." " Yeah, their "thing"." "Jump!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Move it!" "Let's make the movie!" " Come on, your thing!" " You are high." "See you in hell!" "You gotta be kidding me!" "I should have brought an assistant." "Jesus!" "What is ...!" "If we wanted to deliver the enemy, well, chubby." "Just kill us all." "Anybody else here has the same think Charlie?" "Mobile!" "Hey, Damien!" "I have no cell phone, we are in 1969." "That did not exist back then." "Gentlemen," "I have good news and bad news." "The studio wants to end up with us." "That's the bad news." "The good is:" "if you want to save this movie, will have to work in teams." "The goal:" "is north of the Rio Dan Quok release the prisoners of war." "Where the SGTO 4 Leaves was kept in captivity and where will rescue it." "And then we go home." "4 Sheets described it, sergeant." "Here is a map and the scenario." "It reports the message?" "Comrades, this is the valley of death!" "With hidden cameras." "And I also will be filming, hidden, so that all the glory is captured in this movie." "And you can believe it, gentlemen." "It will be glorious!" "And it will be so real, that the public will love." "They want to be actors?" "They have to be the skin of another person." "Prepare to be on the skin of a U.S. soldier surrounded by death!" "Under the boots of Satan!" "Ambushes, enemies everywhere," "Your own piece of Vietnam." "This radio, if only communicate with the helicopter." "The pilot is a God!" "And I am Jesus Christ, his son." "And you, I chose the disciples." "And no one go home to finish the filming." "That is the real face of war, gentlemen." "Now, we will do our best film of all time." "Yeah!" "Show the ball!" "We have an explosion in sector north." "Continueandfollowthe track." "Not bad, Cockburn." "Not bad!" "Wherever you are whatever, is everywhere." "Here we go." "Looks like an old French mine." "We are a Chinese forest and should be full of it." "Not got the thing?" "They are messing with you with our man!" "That crop to play God?" "They are trying to make people react." "Save the movie." "I was not playing of God, exploded the truth!" "That is our goal." "Complete the mission." "Sighted soldiers heavily armed." "Agents to combat drugs?" "Maybe." "No offense, Kirk, I know that is the great actor here, but ..." "I did a lot more movies with effect special than you." "I think I recognize a head fake as soon as the see." "Jesus!" "Just syrup, people." "Syrup and latex." "Hot." "Syrup with taste of blood." "By God!" "Smoke and mirrors, folks." "Welcome to the factory of films." "All in the manual." "Now I understand." "By God!" "Look at me!" "You make the scenes, and I make sure that because ..." "I am the director." "Direct from London." "Hey, baby!" "We are at war!" "They do not fear death." "Bring all, dead or alive!" "Hey, I'm David Beckham." "Let's lighten the head of the boys, right?" "Putting common sense the head of these young people." "I do not want opinion nor anything but boring, maybe I will be your biggest fan." "Tropical Thunder." "It is as if discovered my other self." "Never in the armed forces." "But I have much experience in independent work." ""Driving Miss Daisy" was my first job." "It is a beautiful weapon that right." "What is it?" "I do not know the name." "I just know the sound it makes when taking the life of someone." "Damien, we are made." "When it sent bullet." "Damien, we are ready for the explosion." "youhear?" "I am prepared to give the show!" "Convinced now?" "We can do the scene?" "Or need a special invitation?" "Come on!" "Taking 12:" "Scene of a ambush in full daylight." "4 leaves is moving among the shrubs" " So sneaky that bad ..." " It can be seen?" "Some mines explode ... and ready." " This does not smell good." " Yeah." "No." "This is your speech." "Yes I understand." "That does not smell good." " You can do it again?" " This does not smell good." " Okay." " Come on." "That does not smell anything good, Fatts." "If you do not get stuck in this valley of hell, the first thing I will be pay a "double"" "puteiro in Brooklyn Busters Mama-san's." "Escorted by girls?" "Who says he is not cool?" "Probably, one will die in the midst of so many chicks!" "The man is here dying of thirst." "While we have these Booty Sweat, I'll be fine." "Hey, your tits!" "He did not explode the very head!" "He is not from Cris Angel Mind Freak or David Blaine jumping from a trap full of crap!" "Vai face the scene, or wants to ruin another shot?" "Has not taken any!" "You do not have any film!" " Are you sure?" " Absolutely." " Really?" " Absolutely." "Why is still characterized?" "I know, but they do not know." "Do not know?" "Dude, I do not know the characters until you see the comments of the DVD." "Down!" "All in their positions for the taking." "No one read the script?" "This is the ambush." " It seems very real." " Exactly." "We will use these things." "Yeah!" "Eat Lead!" "Are triggering off down there!" "This is crazy." "I say to detonator." "And you?" "Detonate." "For you, Charlie!" "For you, assholes!" "Look at that!" "And cut!" "We already have a trailer." "What do we do now?" "To the north." "Damian said to the north." "I saw shooting?" "Until believed!" "Dan River Quok" "I bet you find more of these vietcongues the way." "SGTO." "Lazarus," "Call your men, charged and ready." "Come on!" "We have a long way." "Hurry up, man." "Bin simple." "D-rat!" "Here is the Man of pudding!" "How was it?" "Something 's wrong." "I think we should go there and make sure that the Damien not forgotten how to use it." "That, dear." "Come to papa!" "Just a bit." "What is it, man?" "Nothing, man!" "Just dust of jelly beans." "I love these balinhas." "Nobody is going to pick up my jelly beans!" "Do you mind?" "Do you think it is the only one who is bad when you can not it?" "'m Dying of hunger, man!" "Forgive me for the show." "I just think we should be an example to others." "It will be difficult but ..." "I think Damien is proud of us." "It could have been a director thus the "Jack"." "Jack." "What?" "What are you talking about?" " "Simple Jack."" " Oh, sure." ""Simple Jack." You did well in that, right?" " Really." "It was very good." " Thank you." "Same." "It was an experience to it." "You know, did the job." "I spent a long time with retarded people." "I was with them, noticed." "I was seeing things strange that they do." "Sometimes it is not observed enough to make a good movie." "Sometimes, we have to go bottom the emotions and get in their minds." "Thus, we can diagnose the Indeed the pain in which they live." " You know how it is." " I know." "Experience the thing." "Took hours" "When Jack was doing, I really felt that retarded." "Really." " Really?" " In a strange way, my mind was free felt normal and be dumb or stupid." " Be a jerk." " Yes." " Becoming a jerk." " Exactly." " Be an idiot." " A moron." "As one of the most expensive assholes that already existed." " When I was interpreting." " Interpreting ..." "Is." "That was Jack." "Jack." "The sack of Jack jerk!" "At the end of filming was:" ""hey, a moment" ... was so involved in character, did not know how back to be myself." "Peidando was in the bath and looking at the ball." "It was weird." "Well even crazy." "I did the Mercury." "It is our science, we were made for this." "You're an artist." "That is what we do, right?" "Maybe it was that." "Especially the comments the academy about it." "About what?" "Really?" "Do not know?" "Everyone knows that not interpreted and a retarded." "How so?" "Look:" "Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man"" "seemed delayed, acted like one." "But it was not." "I knew numbers, was an autistic?" "But not delayed." "Tom Hanks in Forest Gump, sluggish, perhaps delayed, metla arms by the legs." "But it was charming the pants of the Nixon and won a competition of ping-pong." "It was not retarded!" "Peter Sellers in Being There." "Child?" "Yes Delayed?" "No." "You've been a full retarded, man." "Never be so." "Do not believe?" "Ask Sean Pen in "I am Sam" in 2001." "Remember?" "He was rather a total moron." "Went back home empty-handed." "My God!" "Holy shit!" "Good job, killed the director." "Impossible, man." "Spread by trees and it was here." "Must have been a fox." " Smart ass?" " Yes!" "Not me!" "Take the remains of him and the rest Staff and will return to the hotel." "Is in trouble, crazy!" " We are!" " No." "That's your problem!" "Hey, is not so ..." "We are!" "We're in this together!" "Vai give away?" "Exit running?" "How do you know who does not have nobody behind this?" "Wait, listen here ..." "Neither want to hear!" "Let me tell you something." "Almost left the Jamie Lee Curtis blind in "Friday Very Mad", all right?" "That would ruin me!" "Let me go!" "You are pathetic!" "It will not do that!" " What the hell?" " A moment ..." "Damn!" "I hate movies!" "That 's a bitch!" "I do not want to be part of this movie." "No!" "My pozinho of jelly beans!" "Give it!" "Please!" "Crap!" " Want a piece?" " Go to hell!" "Where was it?" "Your little shit flying!" "Sergeant, hold this stretch pro floor." "I do not want Piss on me while we talk." "I need a bait!" "He was in the army, right?" " You can read that statement?" " Can." "I think so." "I know Steve." "I did watch some videos its on YouTube, but not swallowed." "Have you ever been face to face with someone who wants to kill you?" "Want to get shot for real?" "People can hear us." "Of course not!" "If you can get that map, you can read?" " I guess." " Just what I wanted to know." "It seems that we are exploding." "As this hell caught with your hand?" "Let's make an exchange." "I give you a peanut." "I will speak the truth, brother." "I do not need to pee." "I need to talk to you." "Lazarus ... 's wanting to sabotage the movie." "The character is too much for him, and I think it is craven." "I need you by my side, Kyle." " Is Kevin." " Okay." "Can I count on you?" "If you want, I can take a look on the map, only to see ..." "I got the map." "Make the movie continues and see if I can get the prize "Teen Choice Awards" for you." "Potential you have." "Do not poke me, we have a deal." "Yeah, right." "Now, all dead!" "You exaggerated!" "Control yourself, man!" "What the hell!" "That was a bat, man!" "No more jelly beans!" "Look these ruins!" "Where the hell are?" "Dan River Quok." "How can you be sure?" "You only have one way to find out." "Let's go." "I'm not feeling well." "Really." "My skin hurts all." "This is not a parade." "Have you water, girls!" "No, sir!" "Let me take a look at this map." "Why this obsession with the map?" "We are tired to be treated as stupid" "GPS led by a man!" "Damn!" "We lost!" "Lost that only the fuck, man!" "Tell him, Sandusky." "Tell me what time it is." "I do not believe in you!" "As well, "you"?" "What do you mean?" "I think he meant to say ..." "Here's how to talk!" "I want back to the hotel!" "Freeze, okay?" "Yes!" "Now, let's take the vietcongs." "It Vietcong!" " What?" " It Vietcong." "Without "s"." "It is plural." "You do not say "China"." "Enough of this insubordination!" "The boss does not ask, it sends." "Remember how I was Rambo boy, and in Rambo II he was tough?" "It's like you do now." "I am not referring to Rambo I, and yes to II." " Really?" " Yeah." "When it was cut." "I am not so strong ..." "I flail, but ..." "All that most freckled salad dressing, man." " What is the secret, man?" " A diet." "Trying to get well, but it means ..." "You ta great!" " Some tips?" " What?" "You know, one bid of pineapple." "Give me a fucking this map!" "Fuck you!" "Sure." "Look at this, Sandusky." "Tell me where we are for real." "This is bullshit." " We have to go." " Just want a second opinion, Tuggar." "We're on the wrong track." "Son of a bitch!" "I think we should have gone through here but we came here for this." "Holy shit!" "You think you can lead us on the right track, cadet?" "Maybe." "This is crazy!" "They will even leave the movie?" "We should be a unit." "Suck my unit!" "All right." "I'll do it alone." "Is what could be, man!" "Tuggar, you have no idea from where you are going!" "I have friends!" "I'm going to ... outside, rain forest, sunset rescue leaves 4, which is around this dense forest." "Suck it, Kirk!" "Come on guys." "Let's go home." "Hello, Mr. Mantis." "You are so beautiful!" "Rumors of Hollywood say some expect that the Blu-ray replace the old DVD." "People think that will change the image quality but is the same." "Actually, it's just a combination of games and pornography." "Those who make porn in this format, generally are successful." "But you know, the PlayStation 3 is Blu-ray." "I was talking to me this whole time?" " I thought I was listening." " By God, man!" ""Booty Sweat" Over here!" "What cold!" "Freezing." "Until my bilau s frozen." "You want my jacket?" "Are you crazy?" "It 's an oven!" "Are you looking like a sauna." "So can lose your belly, man." "Would have to shit some 5 kg!" "As we?" "Quick?" "We're doing fine, but no chance to cross before sunset." "Okay, guys." "Camp here." "Rest." "Special treatment." "Before the war, I was a "salad bowl" in San Antonio." "It was green salads, with crawfish and rice, bro." "Made for crepes apples, for dessert, yeah!" "That is how we?" "That way, right?" "That, senhorrr!" "That, lobster ... yummy!" "And some costelinhas, yeah!" "You are Australian!" "Be that as a!" "No offense, Kangaroo Jack!" "I was excited about my food, man." "Dude!" "What's happening?" "Where the hell are?" "I have no idea." "Never out of the country." "What?" "Are you taking me?" "You wrote it!" "Not even been in the army?" "Absolutely!" "In coastguard!" " Health Department." " Oh, my God!" "It was a hell of a trash dump, man!" "4 Leaves lied to me Tayback and pro rest of the United States!" "I wrote the book as a tribute!" "I am a patriot!" "You are the Milli Vanilli the patriots, all right!" "Lied about having fought in the war in Vietnam!" "It is clear as the nose with American flag, man!" "And to think that I believed in you!" "I lied all the time!" "Can I tied on another post?" " Rick?" " Tuggar." "Killed one, Rick!" "The thing I most love in the world!" "Vivica, release the line now." "A whore!" "Killed a!" "Calm down!" "We will do the following:" "Put your hand in a bleaching, peroxide and is all right." "No, killed a panda." "Killed a panda." "Amanda?" "Come on, man!" "This should not be the real name of it!" " No, a panda." " A panda?" "A sweet, curly pandinha and beautiful!" "Jesus Christ, man!" "Do not scare me like that!" "Here is beautiful ..." "Andyouare... intheroom?" "No, I am in the Sept. shootings." "All right, man." "And as it is with TiVo?" "Fuck the TiVo!" "I am far beyond the TiVo!" "Last time I checked, I found no cable." "Without cable?" "Without TiVo?" "It does not matter anymore!" "I have changed!" "Where the hell did you move?" "Toanotheragency?" "Who hired you?" "It continues to be my client!" "IwillgetaTiVo !" "'m Putting my jacket and going there." "Tuggar?" "Please, I do not dismiss!" "He does not seem right ..." "I. .." "I need ... drink ..." "something!" "Drink something!" "No!" "Do not drink the water!" "This water is contaminated!" "No, no!" "Alpa, you still have Booty Sweat?" "Yes!" "Give your man powerful water!" "This makes you a hero." "Dude, why not come here ... and tells us about wins?" "For your information ... my income revolves around 2,000,000 U.S. dollars per year including my contribution to my community." "Damn!" "And why am I in this movie ..." "I am the only one here." "Because if that role valesse something to a black ... would not have given him for the "Crocodile Dundee"!" "Watch your language, boy!" "This guy is national treasure!" "Just making a joke on your money!" "That shit is not funny!" "Hey, everybody!" "It is late and we're tired!" "What is "Kangaroo Jack"?" "The dingo ate your baby? "" "Want to know the truth?" "The woman lost her baby!" "And you better not fill my bag!" "You know,'m tired of that black Australian fucked!" "Tell him ..." "For 400 years this word ended up with us" "What the hell?" "It took a long time to get to that hill." "Now we come to the Superior League" "We have our chance." "While living, are you and me, baby!" "This is the theme of the Jeffersons!" "Can I help it?" "Do not disregard it only to be a theme!" "Want to know ..." "I will say what is true!" "I will return it to you!" "You better believe it, man!" "Hey, guys!" "Guys!" "Jeff, stay away that animal!" "I will take a bite I hide." "I need ..." "I need to use the skin of his stomach!" "As a cover." "Nobody will shit!" "Listen well, Portnoy ... if you do not feel well, does not want to go, he boat that animal." "We have to give away!" "Okay, prisoners of war." "Scene 67." "Manda bullet, Cockburn!" "My body can be broken ... but my mind fly free!" "Let's redo the scene!" "We will rebuild!" "My body may be broken but my mind fly free!" "Good!" "Again!" "Again!" "Now, the scene of torture!" "We have to go until after that hill." "You know, maybe I do not has been the only injured." "That hurts me the truth!" "I'm not sure, but I think I got sick." "I think I will vomit ..." "I loose!" " You're right, Jeff?" " I'm exceptional!" "Holy shit!" "Everybody down!" "Do not fit in describing the field of prisoners." "They are the Viet, right?" "I think not." "Look at the chimneys and the guards." "It seems that they are processing heroin." "We go from one helicopter per hour!" "I think we are not more in Vietnam." "Oh, shit!" "We are not in Vietnam?" "It seems that we Myamar or in Laos." " What is the Laos?" " The triangle of gold!" "The global surveillance the drugs!" "How do you know that?" "The journey was very long and I read many magazines." "Oh, Jesus!" "What he saw, man?" "Damien, cut!" "Cut, Damien!" "They got the Speedman!" "It does not seem anything good!" "I am Tran." "You invaded my fields of poppies!" "You are one of assholes Department of the anti drugs!" "Someone rewrote the roadmap?" "And I lost!" "I want to die?" "No!" "For ... by ... please ... not ..." "I ... hurt!" "Say that again!" "Please do not hurt me?" "No!" "How did before!" "Say!" " What?" " Tell!" "For ... by ... please not ..." "I ... hurt!" "You are Jack!" "You are Jack!" " What?" " You are the "Simple Jack!"" "Did you see "Simple Jack"?" "We love the trailer the movie "Simple Jack!"" "We have the luxury stuff here." "Simple Jack is the only film that we have here!" "Oh, cool." "On VHS?" "We have seen many times!" "You should win the Oscar!" "It is, you know, I have enough indication." "You have been given the Oscar?" "No, no." "I was not." "I was just saying ... that would be entered very nice ... but then everything is political and you have to ..." " Shut up!" " All right!" "All right." "So, are you gonna do?" "Will you let me go, or ..." "No!" "It is famous!" "The reward is greater now!" " He is in a meeting .." " Yes, I know." "The only need Peck two seconds of him!" "If you want to talk about problems, there is one!" "What do you want, Peck?" "What you need most:" "glasses!" "What?" "What you can read the contract of "Tropic Thunder,"" "and guarantees for my client, Tuggar Speedman ... a recorder digital video in the lease!" "Look, get out of here so fast as it came before ... you start off your bag!" "And push up your ass!" "That would be unnecessary." "but will continue even without the incentives." "Perfect!" "Hey, Tuggar, I put it No Spkrphone ..." "I am in front Grossman of Les ... and he is dying of will to say to you ... that asshole the clause of the TiVo of his contract!" "We are the Flaming Dragon!" "The Speedman is with us now!" "With 15 million will take it back." "You are crazy." "Who is this?" "How did this phone?" "We are the Flaming Dragon!" "The "Simple Jack" is our now!" "Oh, he belongs, is not it?" "Let me just say one thing, your shit ..." "Never heard of in its agenciazinha!" "But if you think you can I have my client ..." "Fifteen million dollars ... or will not see "Simple Jack" again because we will kill him!" "Who is this?" "Here is the Dragão Flaming!" "Right, Red Dragon, your kid!" "First, go to the front of the mirror ... and literally, Fuck it go!" "Now no matter what kind be kidding me doing ..." "Jack is my territory!" "Whatever you're thinking, think twice." "Or I will until then and will make sure that a rain of shots fall in on you!" "Will have to draw fuck the United Nations ... so they do a hell of resolution ... tell me prevention to destroy you!" "I'm talking to destroy everything, son of a bitch!" "I will slaughter you!" "I'm going Fuck YOU!" "You!" "Find out who was on the line!" "You have worked hard!" "Bring the "Simple Jack!"" "Put your teeth!" "The teeth of "Simple Jack!"" "You are right." "I know this is a great fan, and this is legal ..." "Coward!" "Come on, act!" "As in the movie?" "I can not!" "No. .." "Vai act or will die!" "Oh, Paul!" "More stupid!" "Oh, Paul!" "Why not ... not ... for the joke to me." "You do not ..." "You saw what I saw!" "Tuggar Speedman is going to die unless we do something soon!" "What we have to do is back to the hotel ... where is a director of truth!" "He's right!" "We will do as "The Great Escape"!" "Steve McQueen entered splitting!" "That film was about escape and flee!" "I would agree with you!" "The point is they did something!" "Whatever you do, huh?" "Because he is cleaning a weapon that has no bullets!" "That's the plan?" "I'm just a kid who plays with the chicken ... when it gets nervous!" "Wait a minute!" "I had an idea!" " It's a little crazy ..." " Madness is better than nothing!" "In the'80s, I was cheap comedies to Skynamax" ""Camp of Sex"!" "Remember that?" "But all good ..." "I and other camping camping in a not very nice, and then we invade the camp ... the rich girls!" "So what we did ... was building a catapult ... with some socks and underwear and we played on the wall ... with our parachute!" "Look, you do not think nothing of the plan." "We will do as in the book:" "Chapter 26, the total offensive!" "The book "Tropic Thunder"?" "Yes!" "You have read the book?" "The summary." "I read the summary of the cover." "All right, is the same thing of the roadmap!" "Cool!" "Read the script, right?" "Do not read scripts, he reads to me." "Damn that mean?" "Put that shit the roadmap, man!" "Okay." "Very offensive!" "Osiris and Fats will create a distraction ..." "Motown and Brooklyn will infiltrate the river!" "Yes, but they are soldiers trained!" "Yes!" "Let us stop these sons of bitches!" "Time to be heroes!" "And I did not want to shoot anyone." "Some of us, may not return in May." "How so?" "Not in the same plane?" "Alpa and I already have the color of Mother nature's natural camouflage." "I like that, "Benson"!" "Come on!" "We're out of time." "We have a plane you get!" "And we have to come back later." "We are the Flaming Dragon!" "The Flaming Dragon are producers of heroin ... responsible for much of the production of drugs in Asia." "Business and profit!" "Guys!" "Can anyone tell me what's the plan?" "We are negotiating!" "Please do not stop!" "Everything is under control!" "Got it!" "Got it!" "Les Grossman." "None of the money yet!" "The price now is 100 million!" "Pay now or tomorrow "Simple Jack" dies!" "Cool!" "Let me understand right ... 100 million!" "Wait!" "I have a better idea!" "Instead 100 million ... send it to you the sperm of a non-roof?" "So can kill the guy!" "Just do it!" "Remove the skin the fucking bastard!" "Go ahead, man!" "You can go!" " No!" " And in the meantime ..." "Fuck it go!" "No!" "Do not negotiate with terrorists!" "Hey, are you crazy?" " I think I was too hard?" " No, it was very good!" "He will kill him!" "E. .." "we cry for him in the press!" "And we will launch a scholarship of studies in his name." "And eventually, but much, much later ... we go into in his life insurance." "Preferably, at the end of the fiscal year." "The insurance money, lose less than that movie." "Can not be you serious!" "Absolutely." "These kids do not go we continue fucking." "Speedman is a star in decline!" "An open door for a black hole!" "It's pure physics!" "It is inevitable!" "We are having an incredible opportunity here, Peck." "The universe is talking with us this very moment!" "You just have to listen!" "See?" "That part is nice, Peck!" " It's fun!" " Yes!" "Ask ... and receive!" "That's it!" "You get in the game, I get in the game!" "I know that is good for you!" "Welcome to the good time!" "Pay attention because I am talking about!" "A jet G5, Peck!" "That is how it can be!" "No more miles for free, these goddamn these flights!" "Oh, yes!" "Player!" "Player!" "A player for you!" "The opportunity is in front of you!" "Great opportunity, boy!" "Or ... can create scruples in the next five minutes ... and see what is going to give!" "I will only talk once!" "You want me to ... let my client more than 15 years ... and my best friend, die ... alone in the jungle for money and a G5?" "Yes" "A jet G5 ..." "That ... and a truckload of money!" "Jooooooogador!" "Yes!" "I feel the rhythm!" "Mama will take care of Jack." "How much should I expect before she wakes again!" "Poor Jack, she is in heaven now!" "Neil, I thought that movie was a drug!" "She is sleeping you forever!" "Well, let's give credit pro guy." "It is now delayed the banking facilities." "Now he is splitting and the audience is loving!" "This is a theater ... but he had a hard road." "It became a nationalist, breaking the statistics." "And then ... ah!" "Told you it would avenge me!" "I can say that I'm sorry?" "For some offense you may have heard, man?" " I'm being ..." " A complete idiot!" "I think so!" "Why does not continue doing this ..." "I have no idea!" " Not me!" " I do not understand!" "I do not understand!" " That means confused!" " I'm confused way!" "I know that!" "We settled?" "Actually, no!" " Hey, man!" " How are you?" " If you feel better?" " So ..." "I wanted to stay here during the mission." "Watching everything." "All right?" "What?" "No!" "We need you, Jeff." "What are you talking about?" "Okay, look only ..." "I have a business to talk to you!" "You know those jelly beans I was hiding?" "They were not jelly beans." "Okay ..." " Were drugs." " Really?" "If I fall over there, mother in the world of drugs to finished, will see what a guy is evil!" "I will use all fucking of heroin this world!" "If you want to achieve go through this shit ..." "I'll have to tie in a tree!" "Hey, are you serious?" "Really, literally, I tie on a tree!" "And I can not undo until we finish this shit!" "Until this is out of my body!" "And even if I say:" ""Hey, man, I am well ..." "I am finally better, untie me! "" "Do not give attention!" "All I say is a hell of lies!" "Got it!" "Bye, Mom!" "Now you can make ice cream in heaven!" "I will see you tonight ... is when I sleep ... in that movie going on in my head!" "But this movie of my head .... means that my eyes "rain"!" "Holy shit!" "The death blow to the kidneys!" "They are torturing him!" "Sure." "It is there he is." "I have to check my outfit." "You did with their needle and thread?" "Bright!" "Alpa Chino sold more than 5,000,000 pairs in the last season." " I even sold, baby!" " Come on!" "A type of Oscar!" "I will call you to Half-Squat!" "and can call me ... dad!" "Owners G5" "How many stars!" "It makes you you feel very small!" "Make time to not look at the stars." "Man, are beautiful!" "What does the man ask the reason for being in this world." "Guys?" "Someone has a repellent?" "Do not ignore me!" "Settle down there, man." "Let's go through this more." " Hey, Kirk?" " Say ..." "Still going with Jennifer Love Hewitt?" "I think a "pedação"!" "No, that was intrigue only a few tabloids." "Hey, guys!" "To cool!" "Already superei, Now I can loosen." "Funny, eh?" "We get 280 days off per year, at different locations in shooting it is difficult to find a girl who can handle it." "Not one to stay for ever." "Hey, Radar?" " Elvin?" " No." "It's Kevin." "Kevin, whatever, Come up here." "Do not tell you, but the "Lord of farts 3" will be launched, and has a guaranteed role for you, if you come up here and untie me." "Jeff, you have to pray a lot for this." "His mother is a whore bitch!" "Jesus, man!" "Hey, man!" "Remember when he said that his mother was a whore bitch?" "Sorry, man." "Would not say that." "She is not." "And you, man?" "Are you someone who regret for you if it dies tomorrow?" "Me?" "Mal had a girlfriend." "I hope I can give many when this movie is released." "But ..." "I do not think it will happen." "And you, Master Blaster?" "Is anybody I hope when I get back?" "Who?" "Alpa Chino?" "He has ten days for each." "No." "Listen here." "To speak to someone special." "What do you say?" "Yes There is yes." "Hey, what's wrong?" "You have to be invited to leave, or what?" "No." "I mean, a couple of times, but ..." "I think I never had courage to really ask." "This ..." "means is complicated." "No." "This is very simple, man." "It's simple as pie." "Kneel down, Look into her eyes and say:" ""Hey, girl!" "We both come on dating." This is it." "End of story." "What her name?" "Lance." "See: "Hey, Lance ..."" "Lance?" "What the hell do I hear?" "Lance?" " You said Lance?" " No." " It looked like Lance." " No, I said Nance." " I said that, Nance." " It looked like Lance." "Look, I'm Alpa Chino, you cool?" "I wrote "I love pussies!"" "I. .. rabão there and throw your contemplate the stars!" "When you write that" "I was thinking about giving a spit bilau with her in the face of Lance?" "No, what the fuck!" "What?" "What is ..." "Man, all have been gay once in a while." " I am not gay!" " This is Hollywood." " How about we get back to work?" " Ta right." "This is ridiculous!" " Relax." " We have a great day ahead." "Concentrate on." "Alpa, if I loose, I give a great blowjob on you now!" "I will say and repeat last:" "I love pussies!" "Tumbling the "balls", caress the "boss", work the "tubes" and swallow the "juice"." "Come here, mate." "Come on with it." "Well, what the plan?" "Vai Vietnamese talk with them?" "No." "Mandarin Chinese." "I gather that, is the language you are using." "And as you know Chinese?" ""Land of silk and money" with Gong Li." "According globe, the third Oscar." "I prepared for this for 8 months for the festival in Beijing." "Drugs, hopefully is right." "Shut up and let me speak." "Icamewithall due respect." "Donotworry." "Relaxandenjoy!" "But its Hang bilaus!" "Ifoundadeviloutsider withintheplantingofrice !" "BeholdtheerrorofGod!" "Anotherforeignerwasarrested." "Thisisveryfat ." "Withallduerespect!" "Respecttoyou, Little Ant King!" "Where found that obesity?" "Ifound thiseelpale lastnight... inmyplantingofrice ." "Youreapriceatnight?" "It seems that is there that keep the ammunition." "You'll have to try to find the Speedman in the main house." "Imeanthemorning... forgivemystupidity...  myheadis ..." "dehydrated." "Ineedelectrolytes tomyheadpea thatis" "cooled." " That so doing here?" " He has hands!" " He killed Damien." " Lie!" " He planned it ..." " Almost." "What are they talking about?" "Damien stepped on a mine." "Thank God!" " We must liberate the Speedman." " Is he here?" "Shutup!" "Teardownthisfat for the torture!" "Yougobacktohisranch ." "How come here?" "I believe in everything I did in the book "The vast offensive"." "I will give an entertainment for them." "I will blow this place that gonna be looking like July 4!" "Thankyouforyourkindness!" "happyformy turn of poppy flowers." "Wait!" "First said the rice field." "Now, the poppy field." "Oh,yes..." "I planto the two." "Diversification." "Whereexactlyis yourfarm?" "Myshirt?" "Yeah." "His farm." "You'retalkingfunny." "Where is your farm," "American?" "My shirt?" "Damn!" "Here is my farm!" "I am a farmer, son of a bitch!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Pro floor now!" "Keep your head down!" "Nobody moves, or I kill the guy here!" "It was not so planned, Jeff." "Show me where are the drugs!" "What the hell?" "That is not the plan!" "Do not judge me!" "We got a big problem." "Hey, you!" "Take off your clothes!" "Take, come on!" "What do we do now?" "Then the plan." "Find the Speedman." "Now ..." "let's knock this place!" "Nobody move!" "Do not do it, you fuck!" "No way!" " Go!" " One, two, three!" "Vai around, I here." "Down!" "Do not look, head down!" "The next you do, burst the brains!" "Come on!" "Granada of smoke." " Take." " What is this?" "I do not know the name, only know the noise when you do throw!" "If you go ... shoot at you." "Honestly." "if you move, we will see." "Tuggar!" "Tuggar?" "I found it." "Do not worry man." "Let's go home." "House?" "But I am doing five presentations per day for a crowd." "Do not you know?" "I'm already at home." "Relax, pal." "You have to go home." "My son gave me that." "Pauzinho of this doll?" "His name is Tweegmann." "He goes with us?" "Abaixadinho ouch!" "No." "What are you doing?" "Do not touch that gun!" "For my mother, touch her if ..." " When your post!" " Here!" "Shoot them, Pinnochio." "Jef, no!" "No matter what I do." "Always be a mouse." "Nobody will respect me." "Not true!" "Not a mouse!" "It makes so many people laugh!" "Just give laughter of my farts." "Jeff, need to leave now." "This is all we deserve!" "Take this, your tits!" "How funny!" "Hilarious!" "Let's give the outside." "We just have 16 hours before they agree." "Siren of the dinner." "Vai bumper of such children's mother here." "Wait here." "Let's make out!" "What are you waiting for?" "Let's go!" "I know how it is." "This happened to me when Neil Armstrong understood in Moonshot." "I found in Burbank trying to enter the atmosphere inside an old refrigerator." "Give me that!" "You have to find the helicopter!" "No!" "Fuck you!" "Give it!" "No, really." "I got it!" "Sure." "Give me your hooks." " Do not worry." "I will not use them." " Shut up and give me just that!" "Here." "Take the guys back to the helicopter." "Fast!" "Enough!" "Fire him!" "Damn!" "Go get the boys!" "Get to the chopper!" "I take care of these assholes!" "You can open your mouth now, son of a bitch, and say: "I am myself, Tuggar."" " I am, Tuggar." " Exactly." "Tuggar whom?" "Tuggar whom." "N] to know." "Who are you?" "Me?" "I know who I am!" "I am a nice guy, filming with a guy, disguised as a." "What?" "You do not know what is!" "You're the kind of guy who do not know what is." "Do you know of account ..." "What the hell are you talking about?" " Interpreting a kind ..." " I know that I am the comrade!" " You are afraid." " Me, scared?" "What?" " Fear of who ..." " Fear of who ...?" "!" "Guys, we need give away!" "Fear of you." "Jesus!" "What 's happening?" "The type is revealing." "You are right, you know?" "I am not the sergeant of the film." "We have to go fast." "I am not O'Malley." "Neither Neil Armstrong." "I think I'm not anyone." "The level of insecurity of you two is ridiculous!" "Everyone has their problems!" "Damn, guys!" "We all have!" "What, you're Kirk Lazarus." "You are the reason why I accepting this role." "Memorized all his monologues when studying theater." " Really?" " Yeah." "And you, Tuggar, I watched "Scorch" 21 times while he was in the 8th. series." "The film that inspired." "I was on that shit." "You the man!" "Yeah, man, the "Scorch" first was too much, we will take out of here!" "Tuggar, Tuggar, you are the last piece of puzzle, partner." "We need you." "His men need." "Are you with us?" "I am a mere illusion ..." "Fuck you!" "Let me give you a way that later." "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Bingo!" "Come on!" "Look at this, their little shit produce drugs!" "Hold on!" "4 Leaves!" "His hands grew?" "RPG, look out!" "Where you going?" "My God!" "I will change the profession after that!" "My ass!" "Hey!" "You gotta help us!" "Still doidão?" "We have to reach the helicopter!" "Sandusky." "Kevin Sandusky." "My name!" "Remember my name!" "Help ai Cody." "Portnoy, Sandusky boat in the helicopter!" " Quick." " Let's go!" "Let 's get out of here!" "Hey, now!" "Come quick!" "Push the button once you cross the bridge." "You can leave." "Come on!" "Get in the helicopter!" "Wait!" " What the hell doing?" " Let's blow the bridge!" " We will explode the bridge!" " You do not." "You do not, I am." " I will not leave you!" " No!" "No!" " Tell .." " I'm not crazy." "Look, I know that seems strange, but I have a connection with them." "Come on!" "I have a son now." "Little Half Squat." " Who is this fucking Half Squat?" " Is my child." "My boy." "You need me." "I have to go back to him." "Tell the world what happened here." "And what was it?" "I do not know." "But accurate count." "I got it." "Tuggar!" "Take care of the boys." "I got these here." "What is he doing?" "We will die!" "Lazarus, come on." "We're out of time." " Do you have hands?" " Yes." " Damn, you have hands?" "Come on!" "Go, go!" " Come on!" " Will he stay?" "He's lost cause." "Get us out!" "He was wrong!" "Explode the bridge!" "Explode the fucking bridge!" "Handle it." "Sheets, no!" "Finished." "Died." "We gotta go." "Look." "I think it is over." "Cover me!" " No!" " Wait!" "How do we do that?" "His partner arrived." "You okay?" "I have a cold." "Do not feel my legs." "It's nothing." "It is only because of the mud." "Look, is within one." " Nothing else." " Good." "We gotta go." " Back for me ..." " Sure." " Hey, want to know something?" " What?" "I know who you are." "You are my friend." "My brother." "My super hyper brother, you know?" "A man who does not dispute anything." "This is natural, we are a team." " Really?" " It is what it is." "It is my opinion." "What is this?" "Come on, guys!" "Fast!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Here they come!" "Tuggar!" "I got it!" " Tuggar!" " Rick!" "What the hell?" "I got the Tivo!" "My friend with a Tivo!" "My friend won a Tivo!" "Crap!" "And the Oscar goes to ...." "Yes!" "Tuggar Speedman!" ""Tropic Thunder,"" "the true story behind the shooting the movie of fake war most expensive of all time." "Yeah!" "Son of a bitch!" "Eight Oscar, 400,000,000 U.S. dollars and saved the career of Tuggar Speedman." "Do not get it alone." "Really?" "No, blackcap, of course it could." "Until a crazy monkey do their work." "Now go get drunk and the credit for all this." " Never do that." " Just kidding." " Yeah?" " Yes" " You're very funny ...." " Entertainment." "Sure." "Thanks, Les, thanks." "I owe you this." "Seriously, a monkey nuts do their work." "Sure." "Thank you, Les."