"Those days there were happy families all around and separations were quite in vogue." "But the reasons for separation used to be quite unique." "Separation in fairs had become an everyday affair." "Some families used to separate in railway stations and trains." "It was as if mothers had a competition of losing children." "No, no." "Leave me." "Some kids were kidnapped by villains to take revenge." "And some were kidnapped by the helpless father." "But every sad story always had a happy ending." "That's why every separated family used to come together after many years." "And one such family is theirs." "I miss my near ones." "My heart misses them." "O lord!" "Eyes... eyes are in search of my destination." "Bring together the separated ones, o lord." "O lord!" "Bring together the separated ones, o lord." "Had your breakfast, son?" "Pa, aman is also going to india with his family." "When will we go to india?" " We will." "Soon." "Promise?" " I promise." "I love you, pa." " Ditto." "But don't tell your mom about it." "Otherwise she'll thrash you, right?" "Planning your trip to india again, aye?" "You guys always get me into trouble." "Take this." "Go." "I won't even be able to have breakfast now." "Go paint." "Hey, get this straight." "We're definitely not going to india." "But why?" "Because i've heard crazy stories about india." "I want our children to go to india and learn about our culture." "Culture." "Ahhh!" "Culture!" "What culture?" "I'm fed up with this indian connection." "Indian neighbours borrow things never to return them." "That's normal." "They stick their nose into everybody's business." "And our children..." "learning punjabi slangs like very abusive slangs give me my video game you ******* - ditto." "Karam!" "Veer!" "You shouldn't abuse." "Sorry, pa." " Ditto." "It's okay." "Go." "Yes." " Yes." "You've spoilt them." "Mary, you won't understand." "Because you've always lived with your dad." "Yeah, i'm the one who doesn't understand." "Param, get the groceries." "Okay?" " Yes, i will." "You have the list?" "Yeah yeah." "Yeah!" "I have the list." "Okay." "Where's the milk?" "Milk... she doesn't even let me have breakfast." "She's always nagging." "Oh, god, what should i do?" "Hey, davinder, how are you?" "Call me dave." "How many times do i need to tell you that?" "Fine, dave." "Dave." "Dave." "Yes, mom." " Param, i need a few things." " Tell me." "Don't forget the punjabi newspaper." "And two packets of incense sticks." " Yes." "And green tea and coffee and biscuits." " Okay." "Okay." " And yes... nobody moves!" "Hand me the cash." "Take it easy, man." "He's trying to earn an honest living." "You hand me your wallet." "Come on, man." "Param, are you watching an english movie?" "No, mom." "I'm not watching a movie." "You're watching a film, aye?" "Who are you watching a film with?" "Hey, what the hell is happening here?" "I'm not watching a film, mary." "Hey, what the hell is happening here?" "What's... what's going on?" " I'll explain." "I don't need an explanation, param." "I told you to hand me all your cash." "Calm down, man." "You're asking me to calm down?" "I will not calm down." "I'm not telling you to calm down." "I'm going to blow your brains out." "I'm not trying to lie to you, mary." "If you don't listen to me, i'm going to kill you." " I... wait a minute, man!" "I'm talking to my wife and my mother here." "To hell with your mother and wife." "If their mothers had pulled their ears when they were kids, they wouldn't have done this." "Mom." "Param." " Here's your newspaper. - coming." "Thank you, son." "Mary." "Your wife is in a foul mood." "I cracked a few punjabi jokes." "She still didn't laugh." "We need to talk." "Oh my finger..." " now." "You come with me." "Hi." " Hello." "Hello." " He's my son, paramveer." "Hello." " Please have a seat. - thanks." "Son, she's preeto." "Her husband, preetam." " Hi." "They've just come from punjab." "They need to get some applications written in english." "Please have it ready for them, son." "Fine, mom." "And she's neeru." "She also married a canadian like you." "Mom..." " they need a loan." "I told them my son works in a bank." "Help them get a loan, son." "Otherwise, they will needlessly go through all the trouble." "So, son, please help them get it." "Excuse me... who's that man?" " Why do you ask?" "I met him in banaras." "Banaras?" " Yes, in banaras." "Are you sure?" "Yes, i'm sure." "In banaras." "He's a fraud." "He's a thief." "Let me explain." "Bob ji went to banaras about six months ago." "That, too, all by himself." "Over there... this guy and his son, under the pretext of getting bob salvation, took him for a ride... badly!" "Hey, fraudster!" "Indian fraudster!" "He had to return in boxers to canada." "Because of such misdeeds i left your father and decided to go to my brothers in canada." "But before i could bring both of you here... one night, he stealthily took your younger brother and left." "And now he's made your brother like himself." "No, mom." "What you did was right." "It wasn't right." "Your brother didn't have his mother with him all these years." "He wouldn't have strayed had he been with us." "I really wish to meet my younger son." "I wonder how he is." "Son, take me to them." "Please." "Don't worry, mom." "I will get them here." "Will get them, mom." "There she goes." "There she goes." "She's smashing." "She makes our hearts dance to her tune." "She sings like a nightingale." "Oh, there goes the hottie." "Hey, babes, where are you going?" "My heart fails to listen to me." "It doesn't." "It wants you all the more." "My heart fails to listen to me." "It doesn't." "It wants you all the more." "Love is what's on my mind." "Always." "You are too good for me." "Your eyes are mesmerising." "Whenever i see you... it wants you all the more." "My heart fails to listen to me." "It doesn't." "It wants you all the more." "Hey, gorgeous!" "Hey, babe!" "Hey, beautiful, i'm not that bad either." "He's crazy after cinema." "He loves to sing aloud." "He loves to sing aloud." "Do not talk like a villain." "Be my love." "I've saved it for you." "Yes, i have." "It wants you all the more." "She's smashing." "She makes our hearts dance to her tune." "She sings like a nightingale." "Her gait makes you sigh." "She's a heartbreaker... as she bids goodbye... my heart fails to listen to me." "It doesn't." "It wants you all the more." "I've saved it for you." "Yes, i have." "It wants you all the more." "Please come." "It's my son's wedding anniversary." "Show us the best piece you have in the house." "I'll show you the best pieces, sir." "And i shall give you a discount as well." "What?" " Discount." "Discounts are meant for middle class people." "Show us the right pieces." "Sure." "It's nice." " Sir." "Sir, it's me, lokesh." "Lokesh." " Your factory's watchman." "Sir, you'd given me rs. 6 lakhs for my sister's wedding." "Oh, lokesh." " Yes." "How are you, kid?" "How are you?" " I'm doing fine, sir." "How's your sister?" " She's fine." "I'm sure she must have had some kids by now." " Two kids!" "Good." " Great." "Give them my love." "Be happy." "Bless you." "That's great, sir." "That's great." "People like you make this world worth living in." "I'm glad you came to my shop." "Pack these." "Sure." "Pack these." "Pack these." "Grandpa, i need to take a leak." "Obviously." "You've had ten bottles of cold soda." "Go, take him." "Let's go, bahadur." " Go, kiddo." "He wants to take a leak." " He's just a kid." "Do me a favour." " Yes, sir?" "Show me a unique, magnificent piece." "For your wife?" " Someone like her." "What's her age?" " Twenty-five." "You're great." "Is she fair?" " Why?" "You want to paint her?" "Show me the necklace." "Sure." "Rs. 8.5 lakhs." "It's good." "Hide it." "Quickly, hide it." "Relieved?" "Good." "Hello, sarbani?" "Yes, tell me, my love." "I'm in the office." "I'm just about to leave." "He's lying." "He's saying that he's in the office whereas he's shopping." "He wants to give his wife a surprise." " Surprise." "Sons give surprises while fathers pay the price." "Yes." "Go, take these." "I'll pay the bill." "Go on." "It's like your own shop." "Sir is here." "There's no need to worry." "Bahadar, don't bother grandpa." "No, i won't." "Sir, here... okay!" "Bye!" "The necklace... i'll get it packed, sir." " You don't need to pack it." "I'll keep it in my pocket." "I got it." "Here you go." "Beautiful piece." "Great." "So how much do i owe you?" "Not much." "Only rs. 15 lakhs." "Do you accept credit card?" " Yes." "Yes, that will be fine." "My wallet?" "Where's my wallet?" "Grandpa, i hid your wallet in the car." "What?" "Kids... he's a serious pain in my a**." "What?" "He's a what?" "He's a... a... nothing!" "Forget it." "It happens." "I'll get it from the car." "Go, get it." " Look after him." "Sure." "You go ahead." "It's not a problem." "You trouble your grandpa." "You shouldn't do that, right?" "It's been too long." "Your grandpa hasn't returned yet." "He isn't my grandpa." "I'm an orphan." "He offered me two grands and asked me to say the dialogues." "I did just that." "How could i believe them?" "Drink from the glass or a goblet." "But drink, oh, lover." "Live happily." "Drink from the glass or a goblet." "But drink, oh, lover... dharam." " Yes?" "I'll give this to her." "Is there someone?" "Who is she?" "There is someone." "An item?" "Don't you call her an item." "Hey, you don't give such expensive gifts to girls, gajodhar." "I still make do with flowers." "Flowers, you see?" "You're a fool... cheers." "Cheers." "Have it." "In the middle of the street, the golden butterfly eyes my heart." "Golden butterfly." "In the middle of the street... golden butterfly... in the middle of the street... golden butterfly... in the middle of the street, it eyes my heart." "Our eyes met... our eyes met right in the middle of the street." "Our eyes met... our eyes met right in the middle of the street." "My heart is in a dilemma." "Can't take my eyes off her." "The golden butterfly is so ravishing." "It stole my heart away." "Our eyes met... our eyes met right in the middle of the market." "Our eyes met... our eyes met right in the middle of the market." "Our eyes met... welcome, ma'am." "Brother, how are you?" " Good." "How much for the eggplants?" " How much do you want, ma'am?" "Okay, give me 2 kg." " Okay, ma'am." "Tomatoes 250 gm." " Okay, ma'am." "And you give me two bottles of mineral water." "How much?" "Brother, how much is it?" "Ma'am, how can i take money from you?" "You're family." "The people here are quite strange." "Why doesn't anyone accept money from me?" "Well, such are the hearts of the people of benaras." "Take this." "You..." " madam, your bottles... excuse me." "Can i... give you a lift?" "Excuse me." "Can i lift... no." "Excuse me." "Can i give you a lift?" "Yes." "Excuse me." "Can i lift you?" "What nonsense!" "You see, upon seeing girls... not all girls." "Upon seeing you, my english goes haywire." "How cheap!" "Cheapo!" "Cheap?" "I bought these clothes from new market." "And she says they're cheap?" "She isn't aware of my standards." "Excuse me." "When does the exchange open?" " I don't know." "It's closed since 3-4 days." "Hey!" "Baljeet!" "When did you come from punjab?" "It's been years since i saw you the last time." "I think you've been mistaken." "I'm paramveer singh dhillon from canada." "It's really strange, buddy." "You look exactly like my friend balbir's brother baljeet." "I mistook you." "Pardon me." "That's okay." "If you don't mind, can i ask you something?" "Go ahead." "Why were you staring at this shop?" "I forgot to exchange dollars for rupees at the airport." "And now this exchange is shut, too." "Don't speak the word 'dollar' aloud here." "Are you crazy?" "Someone will rob you." "Do one thing." "Keep this." "Return it to me later." "This is not right." "No, thank you." "As you wish." "Can you help me out?" "I'd like to exchange dollars for rupees." "Let me think." "I have a friend." "Just a minute." "Hello." "Lokesh, how are you?" "Is everything all right?" "Buddy, one of my friends has come from canada." "He wants to exchange dollars." "I said dollars, not pounds." "Canadian dollars." " Yes." "Canadian dollars." "Just a second." "How much do you need?" "Two grands." "He needs to exchange two grands." "Will get done?" "Okay." "Keep them ready." "We're coming." "Your job is done." "How much commission will you take?" "You're too much." "You're like my friend baljeet." "I won't take any commission from you." "That's very nice of you." "Well, such are the hearts of the people of banaras." "Here it is." "Have a paan (betel leaf) of banaras." "No." "Thank you." "You nris are very strange." "You didn't have the betel, but thanked me needlessly." "I don't thank even after snatching the betel." "Let's go." "So what brings you to banaras?" "My father and brother got separated from us 30 years ago." "I found out that they're in banaras." "I'm here to take them home." "What happened?" "Looks like you watch too many hindi films." "Come, we're here." "Lokesh, how are you?" "By your grace, i'm fine, brother gajodhar." "Have a seat." "Thank you." "Dollars?" " Oh, yeah." "Here they are." "Count them." "Trust is god!" "Here." "Give him money!" "Fast!" "Here, sir." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Pack up the notes properly." "Right away, brother." " You're strange." "Give me some money in the name of god!" "Count them." "Trust is god!" "This is great." "Whoa!" "Trust is god!" "Thank you." " Look!" "Now you thanked me at the right time." "I'll leave now." " Good bye." "Should i drop you somewhere?" "No." "I'll manage." "Okay." "But it was nice to meet you." "See you again." "If you run into a problem, just think of gajodhar." "Okay." "Interesting character." "Here, take it, brother gajodhar." "Sorry." "You again?" "I need one more help from you." "Really?" "A man should help his fellow beings." "Tell me." "Have you seen him anywhere?" "This is dharmendra (indian superstar)." "He looks like him." "But his name is dharam singh dhillon." "Where did you get this photograph from?" "My mother gave it to me." "Your mother has his photograph too?" "Sorry, what did you say?" " I said he was an absolute fool." "Him?" " Yes." "Last year, he jumped in front of a train and committed suicide." "Keep it." " Brother, listen." "He also has a son." "He has one too many a sons!" "I'm leaving." "Bob told dharam robbed him only six months back." "I've been robbed." "Mary was right." "Excuse me." "Do you know this man?" "This is dharam singh, brother." "Where will i find him?" " In the beer bar." "Hello, brother!" "Have you seen this man here before?" "Tourist?" " Yes, i am." "Do you like it?" " I'm loving it." "I swear, you look ravishing!" "You're a cracker." " What?" "A firecracker." " Firecracker?" "Firecracker... fireworks!" "Fireworks!" "Fireworks!" "Fireworks!" "You're so sweet." "I sigh at your sight!" "See you tomorrow." " Okay, darling." "Okay!" "Oh, my madonna!" "Pour me a drink." "What is it, mister?" "You're being very unceremonious." "I'm paramveer." "Your son." "Hey, look at him!" "This mister is my son." "Wonderful." "Someone has rightly said since you're in this world, do something special, my friend." "In every nook and corner, there must be sounds of... father." "Father." "This photograph of yours have been given by my mother." "Amazing." "When i was young every girl would keep my photograph under her pillow." "Hold this." "Keep it safe." "I am sure you recognize this woman?" "She's my mother." "You're a good actor, mister." "She's your mother!" "You're my son!" "I'm her husband!" "What a wonderful story!" "I have only one son, mister and his name is gajodhar." "If there's a scheme behind this story, then it won't work here." "Because i'm the king of swindles." "Come have a peg." "Okay?" "Come on." "Come on." "Have it." "That mister has sobered me up." "Make me a large peg." "Dharam." "Dharam singh." "Dharam!" "What is it, gajodhar?" "Do you remember the jeweller, the one we robbed?" " Is he dead?" "He's coming with some goons to beat us up." "Darn it." "How did he come here?" "Do you know him?" "He's the same nri i got the dollars from!" "Gajodhar." "Hi." "Hello." "I have some more dollars." "Yes, here we are." "I've come here to settle the scores." "We'll as well fix your geometry and algebra." "I'm a marwari too." "I can also indulge in hooliganism if i am bound too." "I'm here on a do-or-die mission." "If that's what you wish then my son gajodhar alone will teach you all a lesson." "So come on!" "Are you crazy?" "Can't you see they are so many?" "I'll just have a drink and join you." " Be quiet." "Sir, it's no use fighting." "Since you're here with a bat and stumps i'll arrange for a ball." "We'll play a game and settle the matter." "Do you think there is some joke going on here?" "How dare you get into my territory?" "Only dogs mark their territory, you idiot." "Not the lions." "Attack." " Hold it, gentlemen!" "Hold it." "That's good." "Now can i have a minute of your time, aye?" "Humans do make mistakes." "If these humans have erred, then i apologize on their behalf." "He's right." "He's right." "Will you throw some light on who you are?" "How can i praise myself?" "Hey, he's asking for an introduction." "I'm paramveer singh dhillon from canada." "And this is my father." "And this is my younger brother." "Dharam, when did you go to punjab?" " Shut up!" "I'm a wanderer." "This is a new trick of this father-son duo to fool people." "They fooled me." "I handed over every necklace to them myself." "Beat them up." " Hey!" "I told you i'm his brother and his son." "Do you think this is a joke?" "Idiots!" "I swear on god, if i lose my temper i'll beat you up so bad... so bad that neither a witness nor a prayer will help you." "Think about it." "Looks like he's sloshed." "Sober him up." " Go." "Hey." "Fight." "You're eating roasted grams." "Have some dung." "If you don't fight, then who will?" "Should i call rajnikanth (indian superstar)?" "I paid you to beat him up, not to get beaten up." "You've caused me twice the loss." "Oh, he held it!" "Get out of here, quickly!" "Let's get going." " Get going." "Get going." " Get out!" "Bar is closed." "Brother." "Brother." "Oh brother!" "Where had you been all these years, brother?" "Didn't i tell you that you're someone's brother?" "But you're my brother, not balbir's." "That's why you gave a very warm welcome to your brother!" "It is human nature to err." "This human has also erred." "You're a good actor." " No, brother." "However i may be, after all, i'm your brother." "Dharam, don't we look like brothers?" "Henceforth, he'll work with us." "Not at all." "No one else will work with us." "I'll be back in a minute." "Dharam, are you out of your mind?" "It seems that you look like his father." "Let's take advantage of this." "Gajodhar, i think he's a big fraud." "Listen, he thinks we're his father and brother." "If we aren't, let's pretend to be." "People take assistance from donkeys during desperate times." "Make him your son." "We'll benefit for sure." "Our brains and his brawns!" "The work will get divided." "And we'll rob the whole world." "Rob the world?" "Someday, he'll rob us both." "I don't accept him in our team." "Brother, don't worry." "You see, dharam is in a foul mood." "But he'll agree tomorrow." "See you around." "Okay?" " Okay." "He's really naughty!" "But... finally found them!" "Param, how are you?" "I am fine, mother." "Son, did you find him (dharam)?" "Yes, mother, i did." "But... but what, son?" "He's spoilt." "He refused to even recognize me." "Infact, he didn't tell brother anything about us." "How is your brother?" "He's good." "But... he's just like dad." "Look, param, don't get spoilt in their company." "How can i get spoilt, mother?" "I'm your son, after all!" "I can't sell it." "Can't sell... i can't sell my ancestral house." "I can't sell it." "Lawyer, tell them that i have ten more bungalows in this city." "They can buy any one of them." "I'll take whatever price they offer." "But i can't sell this bungalow." "Mr. Bhanwar lal!" "Now, the legal documents have also been made according to you." "You cannot say no now." "I have to manage both the parties." "My father got married here." "Lawyer, every brick of this bunglow is screaming out aloud bhanwar lal, don't sell me." "Don't overact or we'll lose the party." "Okay!" "You're the lawyer, you know better... now, we have even agreed to the advance that you asked for... rs. 30 lakhs, haven't we?" "Yes, i have got the advance along." " Show it." "Here's the advance." " No, no." "Today is... tuesday." "Yes." " I neither accept cash nor offer it on tuesdays." "Fine, i'll take it." "Here." "Come on." " Congratulations for the house." "May you prosper." "Dharam!" "Start the engine!" "Fast!" "Gajodhar!" "The car doesn't start." "Hey!" "You correct your voice first!" "You get down and push the car." "My voice will get better." "Darling, it was a cheap deal." "The owner thought he was very smart." "Sir look!" "It's a school!" "Show me the file." "Show me the file." "Question paper." "They fooled us, sir." " Catch those fools." "How many times have i told you not to get a broken car?" "Release the clutch." " I already did." "Dharam, run" "hurry up." "Catch them!" "Run!" "Catch them!" "You almost got us killed." "And what about you?" "You slipped in the exam papers instead of fake stamp papers?" "Yes, of course." "Like i own a factory that prints fake legal documents, right." "Gajodhar i wonder why you haven't been concentrating on the work lately." "But, what about the mistake you made the last time... oh, shut up!" "Shut up!" "I saved your lives, i brought the car." "Did anyone thank me?" "Thank you very much." "You saved us." "You have such great timing." "Looks like dharam gives a darn about my good timing!" "No, it's nothing like that." "We're indebted to you." "Ask for whatever you want." " Partnership." "Agreed!" "Agreed!" "Partnership?" "Partnership for what?" "What do you agree to?" "Our business is doing pretty well." "He just brought the jeep and wants a partnership." "I see." "And who saved you in the bar, the other day?" "And today once again." "Seems like it's become my job to save you both." "He's absolutely right." " Ask your dharam." "What's his problem with this partnership?" "Come on, dharam, give me your hand." "Give it." "Give me your hand." "Here." "From now, you'll work with both of us." "I can do anything to get you both back." "Dharam." "Truly said!" "Three of us will indeed make a great team." "As you opened the bottle... listen." "Get lost with your stuff." "My heart was struck with lightening." "It did." "It did." "And it struck so hard that i can't tell you how." "Why?" "Will you throw us out?" "He will... throw you all out." "The world is crazy about me but... he's my elder brother." "He'll thrash you so bad that you would change your title to mistress and wear bangles!" "I am bonkers at... so get started, brother." "Enjoy!" "My fervent youth is well-known." "We'll take you along at gunpoint." "You can abduct me only when you're out of prison chamki!" "I bet with my friends you would dance to my tune." "We are thieves and we stick to our words don't shoot in the dark." "We are thieves and we stick to our words don't shoot in the dark." "The thief eyed me and stole my heart with a glance." "I was as sweet as sugar before, only to become spicy now." "You're like the peacock enthralling our hearts." "Your hazel eyes are extremely enticing you rob us with your talks." "There is a price for everything, mister or else go have a candy!" "You can abduct me only when you're out of prison chamki!" "I bet with my friends you would dance to my tune." "We are thieves and we stick to our words don't shoot in the dark." "We are thieves and we stick to our words don't shoot in the dark." "You are sleeping at work?" "Will your dad salute me now?" "What are you two looking at?" "Come on, repair the machine." " Come on." "Gajodhar!" "Stop removing the lock's ear-wax?" "Here, take this hammer." "I bet it will open." "Why did you take a u-turn?" " What was wrong with that?" "I did not paint the other side." " Finally, i bow down and agree... ambulance?" "...there is no one else like you." "Chamki!" "Now even friends agree that you would dance to my tune." "You deserve to take me away and i'll come along with you to the prisons." "We are thieves and we stick to our words don't shoot in the dark." "We are thieves and we stick to our words don't shoot in the dark." "Gajodhar, what's wrong?" " I'm in love." "But my dear, gajju, i have been loving you since you were a kid." "Hey!" "I'm not in love with you... with her!" "Wow!" "Name?" " Gajodhar." "Is her name gajodhar?" "No." "Saheba." " Saheba!" "Son, she's just as beautiful as her name." "What's she doing here?" "Can't you see?" "She's taking photographs." "She's writing a book on banaras." "That's why." "Did she take my gajodhar's photo?" "Don't trouble me." "Just leave." "Okay!" "I'll leave!" "What else do you know about her?" " She's a sikh." "How do you know?" "I can recognize a sikh girl from miles away." "I see." "Seems like a nice girl." "I like her." "Hey!" "Daren't you say you like her." "You are getting me wrong, brother." "I mean to say that she's a nice girl." "If you like her so much, then what's the problem?" "Actually... i fail to express my feelings to her." "Gajodhar." "I can't stand you like this." "I am good at approaching girls." "I will talk on your behalf." "I'll fix everything for you." "I love you, dharam, i love you." "I know you love me." " Go, go, go." "Run." "Excuse me." " Yes." "I want to say something important." "Please go ahead." "What is he telling her?" "That boy there... flaunting his sunglasses... that one." "He says he loves you like crazy." "I tried to explain him a lot." "That, you are a decent girl and that he must not flirt with you." "But i want... to tell you something... i feel hesitant, but i'll muster some courage and tell you." "He's a thief, a conman, a kidnapper, a wanted criminal, he's violent he lies like a rug, he is full of flaws." "But he loves you with his life!" "I... told you about his feelings." "Now you can express whatever your feelings are." "But... it's best for me to get out of this situation." "Hello, madam." "Dharam must have told you about my feelings." " You?" "I'm a thief." "I'm a conman." "A conman." "What else am i, mr." "Honest?" "Gajodhar, my friend." "You are drunk!" "By chance if you miss your aim i'll lose my head." "Where was it when you shattered my heart?" "You still worry for your head, you jerk!" "Gajodhar." "What are you doing?" " Don't move." "Don't you move or else i'll blow your brains!" "I think you've forgotten the golden principles that i taught you." "I told you to enjoy this life and to never fall in love." "Have you ever seen a married man happy?" "I am happy!" "Hey mister!" "You always meddle without a reason." "You want to win over the girl?" "What's the problem, aye?" "It will be done." "He put an end to my love story before it began." "You got a point, aye?" "What will you do now?" "I will jump down." "I will die." "People, it's a suicide!" "Gone are the days when climbing on a tank would get you anywhere." "You're absolutely right." "I cannot do anything now." "Move." "Just a minute, wait." "I can help you." "All mistakes are pardoned if you really wish for it all you need is courage to say." "Am i right, dharam?" "Think about it, gajodhar." "The more relations you build the more upset you'll be when they fall apart." "You never broke any relationships then how can you feel the pain?" "Here." "For the beginning of a new relation." "You almost killed me." "Kill two birds with one stone!" "Come in." "Get out." "You just said, come in." "Please don't be angry." "I'm here to clear all flak." "This is for you." "What are these?" " Friendship cards." "Keep any you like." "Well, i could not choose." "So, i suggest you keep all." "Actually, dharam gave you a wrong impression about me." "By the way, i've even brought a gift for you." "Eggplants." " Yes!" "Good two kilograms of them." "You like them, don't you?" "I've often noticed you buying them in the market." "It's the first time i'm giving a gift to a girl." "I'm slightly nervous." "Bracelet." "I have a bracelet as well." "Actually, i like punjab a lot." "Sometimes i feel... i was a punjabi in my previous birth." "Corn bread, green vegetables." "It's a nice place." "I've been there a couple of times." "You are from punjab, aren't you?" " No." "I'm from kolkata." " Kolkata." "Mithun chakraborty (indian actor)." "I've seen all his movies." "'Rasgulla' (sweetmeats)." "I was kidding." "Actually, i'm from gujarat." "Gujarat?" "'Dhoklas' (snacks)!" "Why don't you decide what you like?" "Why don't you decide where are you from?" "Tomorrow i'll get apple gourds for you." "Is it alright?" "You took eggplants for her." "Eggplants for a girl." "Amazing!" " Does anyone gift eggplants to woo a girl?" "Yes, yes." "Like i am a graduate when it comes to gifts for wooing girls." "And you went like this?" " Why?" "What's wrong with these clothes, dharam?" "What's wrong with them?" " You'll have to change your appearance." "He won't be able to woo even a hired date my gajodhar is a jerk!" "Dharam." "Just watch." "What you could not do, my brother will do that." "He just has a single flaw." "He doesn't drink." "Alcohol messes up my system." "Why do you defame alcohol?" "It keeps all the systems running." "Brother." "You must've been drunk once at least." "I was." " Look, dharam." "Look!" "This is how it happened, i once got drunk and hijacked an elevator." "It's a hijack." "Take me to the 50th floor." "There are only 20 floors in this tower, sweetheart." "But, brother... you're an amazing guy." "You drink milk." " You aren't bad either." "I wish we'd grown up together." "You talk about growing up." "I haven't grown up yet." "But you see, dharam hasn't grown up at all." "He is still as naughty as a boy." "Whatsoever... he's a terrific guy." "You mean everything to me, dharam." "Everything." "He is both my mother  father." "Where is your mother?" "He's only my mother." "Your real mother?" "I don't know." "She left us." "She left us, didn't she, dharam?" "Listen, he spoilt my mood." "He spoilt my mood." "I'll go dharam." "Good night." "You didn't tell gajodhar anything, did you?" "Don't worry." "I won't tell him anything either." "But i will surely... take you and gajodhar back to mother." "What's the matter?" "You are taking lots of photos." "Hey babe, do you mind taking my picture?" "Take a picture no." "I don't mind exposing either!" "Let me whack you black and blue!" "Do you need a picture too?" " No, brother." "Bye, sister-in-law." "Lets run." "I don't like violence." "And misbehavior... never!" "But if someone is uncouth, then violence is necessary." "Anyway... by the way, i'm looking good today, ain't i?" "You know they say no matter you're good or bad you should look good, always." "What is this?" "Read it, please." "It is to certify that mr." "Gajodhar singh, son of mr." "Dharam singh has graduated from jai bhavani university i mean i am a graduate!" "Read it further, please." "During his studies, mr." "Gajodhar singh has conducted himself to a reputable character and has demonstrated best qualities of a student." "We wish him good luck for his bright future." "What's with all this?" "It's my character certificate." " What certificate?" "Character certificate!" "I got it in college." "The college will never certify anything wrong." "Look." "I have got an awesome heart." "My liver and kidney could be foul but the heart is simply superb!" "Your eyes make me crazy." "I see all the colours in your eyes." "My heart says it everytime i see you... all i want to do is love you." "My heart says it everytime i see you... all i want to do is love you." "My soulmate, listen to my heart." "Come into my arms." "My heart says it everytime i see you... all i want to do is love you." "My heart says it everytime i see you... all i want to do is love you." "You're my peace, love." "And i am the echo." "I was someone else before." "I'm a different person now." "You haven't changed, neither have i." "What has changed is our perception." "My heart says it every time i see you... all i want to do is love you." "My soulmate, listen to my heart." "Come into my arms." "My heart says it every time i see you... all i want to do is love you." "Every time... all i want to do is love you." "All i want to do is love you." "All i want to do is love you." "Grams!" "What's wrong?" " I was thinking about us." "That's a good thing." "Think positively, then." "Why are you upset?" "You don't know my brothers." "If i don't know them, then i'll get to know them." "They'll never accept us." "Where do these brothers drop in from in every love story?" "Exactly." "As the legend goes... saheba's brothers were always against her love and definitely this time too!" "One minute." "But you don't look that old, do you?" "Shut up!" "This punjabi love story of mirza - saheba goes back into history." "Mirza-saheba?" " Yes." "It's the first time that the boy's name..." "Mostly it is, 'romeo-juliet', 'laila-majnu', 'cleopatra-antony'... mirza was different." " I see." "Mirza and saheba were childhood friends." "And as they grew up, their friendship turned into love." "Oh!" "But... saheba's brothers did not like this relationship." "So, mirza, while singing a song to saheba must have given up his life outside her house!" "Excuse me, mirza wasn't like the other lovers." "You know, he was different." "Really?" " Yes." "Saheba wrote a letter to mirza if you're a man, then elope with me." "And mirza eloped with saheba on the day of her wedding." "Then, mirza was a terrific guy!" "Otherwise, what good is the girl after you die?" "One has to always run away with the girl." "Saheba's brothers were following them." "When mirza was resting under a tree saheba noticed her brothers approaching." "Now, saheba had to choose between her love and her brothers." "Saheba knew one thing." "If mirza got up, he would kill all her brothers." "Saheba thought she would convince her brothers." "So, she took out all the arrows from mirza's quiver and broke them." "But her brothers didn't listen to her even once and attacked mirza." "And when mirza woke up to defend he noticed what saheba had already done." "And... mirza died fighting." "Wow." "I swear on dharam, what a lover mirza was!" "But one thing is for sure." "Girls... always get their lovers killed!" "Only girls have to make all the difficult choices." "Had saheba's brothers died the whole world would've slammed saheba look, saheba got her brothers killed." "So if this saheba has to choose between her brothers and mirza then who will she choose?" "...what shall i say?" "...what shall i not say?" "Brother." "Brother, please." "Brother." " Shut up, you!" "There we are searching an nri groom for you and you are romancing him, here!" "Take her away." "Come with us!" " Brother, please listen to me!" "Come here." "Come here." "Come here, i want to love you." " Leave me, brother." "Brother." "Leave me." "O my dear my heart says again and again... babbu!" "Get the car ready!" "Get in the car!" " Brother!" "Brother!" "Hurry up." "Wait a minute." "Let me see the boy once." "Come." "Come, i want to love you." "Hey gajodhar!" "My dear gajodharoo!" "Why are you sitting so upset?" "Come on, let's go home and gulp a couple of massive pegs." "That will cheer you up." "Everything is over now." "I want to meet saheba." "What is over?" "Nothing's over." "I will get you even a better girl then saheba." "What's this (tears)?" "Gajodhar!" "Paramveer!" "He's completely shattered." "Paramveer!" "I can't see tears in his eyes." "I have always mocked his love." "You can help him." " What can i do?" "He trusts you with his life." "You can do everything if you want." "Why should i help you?" "Because... you are... his brother." "You're his brother!" "And... you're my son." "My son." "That's it, that's what i wanted to hear from you." "Paramveer!" "My son!" "Even if you hadn't said that, i would've still helped him." "I... i trust you, son." "Promise me one thing." "You will never tell gajodhar about this truth." "You will never tell him." "He was two months old when i took him away i have committed the biggest sin to separate a son from his mother." "The biggest sin, my son!" "If gajodhar finds this out, he will hate me for the rest of his life." "He will leave me and go." "I won't be able to endure this shock." "Don't tell him, please." "I promise, i won't tell him but you will come to see mother once, won't you?" "To see your mother?" "How will i ever be able to face her?" "Your mother is a great woman." "I... i am nothing compared to her." "Till today, you mean the world to mother!" "The world!" "Let's go." " Where?" "To get your saheba back." " Punjab?" "Nonsense." "Why do you worry?" "How will we get her back from punjab?" "There's an old saying in english when in rome, do as the romans do." "I mean to say, in punjab, do as the punjabis do!" "You pig!" "You turned out to be a bigger fool than dharam!" "None of the boys are good." "All of them are locals." "Couldn't you find an nri?" "Brother, i had spoken to kuljeet." "He has relatives living in canada." "He said he will let us know as soon as he finds a nice guy." "It's a shame there's not even a single decent boy left in our country." "All of them have settled abroad." "Shut up." " Am i lying?" "If you cannot find a boy, then i'm ready to marry saheba." "Idiot." "Had you not been my brothers' friend you would've left this house as a dead man." "Brother, i said it in good faith." " Shut up." "Poli." " Yes, brother." "Go and show these photographs to saheba." "And tell her to select one of them." "Poli, go and tell brother joginder." "I have the photograph of the guy i wish to marry." "Brother joginder." "Brother joginder." "Babbu, why are you running like a crazy horse?" "What's wrong?" "Nris have come from canada." "They're looking for a suitable bride." "Should i suggest saheba's name?" "Listen to that." "You don't need to ask when it comes to nris." "I kept saying..." " keep quiet, billa." "Keep quiet." "As you say, brother." "Call them over for tea." " Okay, brother." "Start with the preparations." "We have nris coming over." "Oh, no." "Come, brother." "This way." "Don't fidget with it." "You will get thrashed if it falls off." "Hello." " Hello." "No need to worry... they are hired men." "Come." "This way." "Hello." "Please have a seat." "Have a seat." "My name is paramveer singh dhillon." "He's my brother karamveer singh dhillon." "We are saheba's brothers." "My name is joginder singh brar." "That's billa, jarnail, kaalu, kohti and that lanky guy with sunglasses is my brothers' friend." "Binda." "Hi." "She has five brothers." "I thought she had only two brothers." "So what?" " And... and this is my gun." "My father gave it to me before his death so that i can protect my family with it." "It's loaded." "I think i've seen him somewhere." "Did you have country liquor again?" "No brother, what are you saying?" "Brother." "She's our uncle's daughter." "Poli." "She stays with us." "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "Greetings!" "How do you do it?" "Brother, saheba has refused to meet them." "Listen." " Yes." "Sit." "Saheba can't come out." "She isn't feeling well." "That's not a problem." "Babbu had shown us her profile and photograph." "We like the girl." "Right?" "Look, i became responsible for the house ...after our parents died." "We brothers have raised saheba like our daughter and not like our sister." "We've sent her to the best college." "We never let her feel the dearth of anything." "We gave her everything she asked for." "And in order to fulfil his responsibilities he did not marry." "Billa, how many times have i told you not to broach this topic?" "It's okay." " What was i saying?" "Calm down." "As i was saying, we just want saheba to stay happy wherever she is." "You're right." "Where do you stay in canada?" "Vancouver." "It's a beautiful city." "It's beautiful." " Thank you." "What do you do?" "I work in a bank." "And my brother is into finance." "Is your brother mute?" " No, he's very shy." "He is very decent." "All across canada, people talk about his decency." "Where did you study?" "University of british columbia." "And you?" " Jai bhawaani college." "Huh?" "He's not only shy." "He cracks great jokes as well." "You shouldn't crack so many jokes." "I've heard a lot about simon fraser university." "That's where my brother studied." "Graduate." "First class." "I always cheated in my exams." "But my brother has always been a topper." "He doesn't know how to come second." "He's a genius." "A genius." "Top in studies." "Top in athletics." "In athletics then you must've participated ...in the vancouver international marathon as well." "Right?" "You know a lot about canada." "Are you from canada?" " No." "I wish." "It's my childhood dream to go to canada." "I'm sure even i will marry a guy from canada." "Why not?" "I've done my research on the internet." "I'm all set to go there." "You're very intelligent." "Come on, get on with it." " Have some. - please have some." "We are on protein diet." " Now what is that?" "A type of fish in canada." "Okay." "You should make it for someday." "Canadian fish isn't available here?" "As you are from canada, your english is bound to be very good." "Yes, of course." "But i sometimes mess up with the grammar." "But karamveer's english is great." "Simply great." "An englishman can speak wrong english, but my brother, never." "Please don't mind but these days there are a lot of fake nris in punjab." "All of us, wish to hear you speak in canadian english." "Now both of you converse with poli in english." "Come on, start." "Ready, steady and go." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "These idiots don't even know the abcs of english." "They are just b******** around over there." "See, they look like fools." "For them, we are aliens." "Look at her... she thinks she wants to go to canada." " Yes." "All the time, you know." " Yes." "Look at their foolish faces." "They all are like fools." "I mean they expect us to speak in english and they... i mean when they don't understand a darn thing about it." "And... and look at that idiot." "Look at that fool." "Look at that fool." "He's been staring at you from the beginning, right?" "Right?" "Right?" " Yes." "Yes." "He thinks... he thinks he is smart." "I'm lost now." "You know, i've done too much of it." "God, i'm tired." "I mean they are like big, big fools." "Is that enough for you all?" "Very good." "Very good." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Wow!" "Great." "Great." "Brother, i've seen it on the internet." "This is how they speak." " Good." "Good." "I didn't understand a single word ...but hearing you both converse in english has made me very happy." "That "fool" remark, simply touched my heart." "I mean it went right across." "Mr. Billa, the fool remark in english was meant for none other than you!" "Brother, minty's men have entered our village." "Minty's men in our village?" "Let's go." "Hey, your job is done." "Let's get ready for your wedding." "If they doubt us even a bit, then... come on, relax." "Forgive us." "What's happening over there?" "They are the mla minty tejpal's men." "This time brother joginder is standing for the elections." "So brother told minty that his men should not be seen in our village." "But no." " And our brother joginder can't stand a no beat them to pulp." "Beat them to pulp." "Have you ever jumped from the niagra falls?" "No, we will, once we go back." "We take a dip into a nearby river." "Take them back to their village." "Tell minty to stay in his limits." "Come on." "Come on." "Now what should we do with them?" "Paramveer is a good boy." "Brother, karamveer is shy." "Paramveer speaks better punjabi." "But karamveer is taller." " But paramveer is broader." "You're wrong." " No." "But karamveer is better educated, right?" "No, brother." "Param is better." " No, karamveer is better." "Shut up." "Shut up all of you." "It goes on and on." "Tell me something, your parents didn't come with you?" "Mother's not keeping well." "And father?" " He has gone very far away." "Stop joking." "He has gone to kolkata for some business." "He will attend the wedding, won't he?" "Yes, of course." "Of course, he will." "Don't call dharam, he'll ruin everything." "Keep quiet." "So we have decided that we want saheba to marry not him, but you." "But i am... you don't know i am... we don't mind it." "We don't mind it." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "We accept it." "We accept it." " That's great." "That's great." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "That's great." "Please don't feel bad, brother, but a well-educated man can never be a good husband." "You're right." "You're right." "Right, brother?" " How do i know?" "You are not educated, right?" " No, i'm not a husband." "True." " Yes." "We want this wedding to take place at the earliest." "Whenever you say." "Where are you staying?" "In a hotel." "Guests in punjab don't stay in hotels." "Babbu, get their luggage from the hotel and keep it in the bungalow." "Come on, kohti." "Click a snap." "Yes, sir." "Not mine, his." "Here it is." "This is where you will be staying." "Come in." "Good night - goodbye." "Good night - goodbye." "Brother, let us know if you need anything." "Sure." "I'll take what i want." "What you did was stupid." "You know that i'm married." "Who is asking you to get married?" "Look, if you refuse, we would've had to leave for banaras." "I just needed an excuse to stay here." "I will elope with saheba as soon as i get the opportunity." "That's not right." "I still suggest, let's go and tell them the truth." "This is punjab." "Here they shoot first and then they might talk to the dead body." "Now tell me what he had done." "I don't know." "Now we can't even ask him." "Got it?" "Where are you going?" "To tell my saheba that her mirza is here." "Hello." "Who are you?" "Myself, karamveer singh dhillon." "Brother of paramveer singh dhillon." "Your husband to-be." "Why did you come in through the window?" "It's my style." "There isn't a window in canada i haven't entered." "Get lost from here." "And tell your brother that i'm not going to marry him." "You said what was on my mind." "Let's do one thing." "Let's elope." "Leave or i'll kill you." "You only told saheba eloped with her lover." "If this saheba has to choose between her brothers and her love then whom would she choose?" "Good that you came." "Or else, i would've run away." " With whom?" "Alone." "Whom do you think you are, p.t. Usha?" "Now that i'm here, we'll elope together." "Open the door, saheba." "Don't be stubborn." "I will leave... poli... i won't open the door." "Would you like, if brother joginder breaks in?" "Saheba, he is your well-wisher." "Paramveer is a nice fellow." "You have a golden chance to go to canada." "And look at me." "I'm still here despite all my efforts." "Poli... go and tell brother joginder that i like the guy." "Really?" "Nothing like it!" "Come on, get ready fast!" "Need to introduce you to paramveer." "You look dashing." "Thank you." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "I feel miserable without you." "You are too good to be true." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "My beloved... i'm in love with you." "You are the only one i talk about." "You are the only one i dream about." "Stealthily or forcibly ...i will take you along." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "I greet my beloved." "I greet my love." "I greet my beloved." "I wish to fly away with my beloved." "I wish to fly away with my beloved." "I thank the almighty, for my love." "They address you as mirza." "You are unlike ranjha." "If anyone steals you away then you'd be saheba, not heer." "Stealthily or forcibly... stealthily or forcibly i will accept your gift." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "I feel miserable without you." "You are too good to be true." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Make me yours." "Make me yours." "Make me yours, my beloved." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "The alliance has been fixed." "Our saheba will get married after seven days." "Congratulations." "Brother, your father is coming, right?" "No, he's very busy." " What?" "You cannot get married without your father." "Do one thing." "Call him." "They seem to be celebrating way too much." "Why not mr." "Minty, the alliance has been fixed with an nri." "The alliance will break when they lose this election." "My name is tejpal." "People call me minty for reasons beyond." "Sorry." " It's okay." "Walking and all huh?" "Well, i... your perfume is amazing." "Thank you, bholi." "Not bholi, it's poli." " Bholi." "Never mind." "You can call me anything you like." "I won't mind." " Thank you." "Now you are next - for what?" "Your wedding." "Why?" "Do you wish to die single?" "I'm in no hurry." "Me neither." "I'll wait." "I didn't get you." "You are so na'i've." "You see, you remind me of all the romantic places in canada." "Like the niagara falls." "Bay of fundy." "I want to hold your hand and tour the vancouver suspension bridge and take a walk in the stanley park." "Just a minute." "I want to show you something else, too." "What are you doing, bholi?" "Open your eyes, just once, mr." "Canada." "Just once?" "Open!" "Look!" "I love 'caneda'." "And i love you, too." "Can i leave?" "At least give me a canadian hug before you leave, handsome." "Oh, god." "Someday, mr." "Canada will cost me my life." "Thank you." "Brother, paranthas." "Is this for one person?" "Yes." "But milk doesn't suit my system." "Lovers drink poison, this is only milk!" "Gulp it." " Please have it!" "If you don't want the whole of it, then just take a sip!" "I'll drink the rest." "I see." "Do you want anything else?" "Don't feel shy, please!" "You are very useless." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Why not!" "What's wrong with your english, both of you?" "What?" "Do you need something?" "Nothing." "Poli, pass me some stuffed breads." "Right there!" "Take them yourself!" " Okay." "Saheba." " Yes, brother?" "Pass me some butter." " Yes, brother." "'Saheba' reminds me that mirza-saheba's love story is being rewritten." "According to the modern times." "Then they are surely going to ruin it." "Brother, stories also need to change with time." "Like 'devdas' had to become 'dev d' (indian movie)." "And i've heard that in this story although mirza elopes with saheba..." "but they end up getting married." "Happy ending." "It won't work, brother." "The story is interesting if the hero dies." "Right, brother?" "Congratulations." "They are planning your murder." "Brother, look at this." "Too good!" "Too good!" "Have a look." "Wow." "That's great." "Simply great." "Great." "Brother, give it to me." "Wonderful." "Amazing." "This is great pair." "Not too good!" "No, it's quite amazing!" "Paramveer!" "I saw you." "Don't lie to me." " I did not marry her." "I will kill you." " No, no, i did not marry... god!" "I am finished!" "Brother, why this?" "Our sister is getting married no less than an nri the entire punjab should know about it." "This newspaper is available abroad as well we will be respected even further." "Elections are soon approaching." "Relatives of people who live in canada will vote for brother." "Oh, is it available in canada too?" "So many people from punjab live in canada that sometimes one feels that canada is right next to punjab." "My death is certain." "And i also promise you that i will eradicate poverty from this village, this city and this country." "Moreover, one member from the family that votes for me will get the canadian visa through our future nri brother-in-law, mr." "Paramveer singh dhillon." "How can i say that?" "Who is asking you to do it?" "Our leaders have been promising to eradicate poverty for many years." "Has anyone ever done it?" "Come on, quickly make the promise." "Come on." "Go ahead, brother." "Go on." "Promise them in english." "They won't understand english." "In our country, if anyone talks in english people think that he's telling the truth." "Come on." "Yes." "My friends, now mr." "Paramveer singh dhillon will talk to you in english." "That's great." "That's great." "Greetings!" "Mr. Joginder singh is the biggest liar." "Whatever he is promising, he's not going to deliver." "Electricity, water, eradicate poverty... actually, ministers like mr." "Joginder singh who promise a lot, you all should never give them any votes." "And coming back to the visa... i cannot give anybody any visa." "It's a hoax." "Visa!" "Visa!" "Visa!" "Oh, my god!" "Mary!" "Your love story will get me divorced for sure." "Why don't you call her?" "Do i wish to die?" "Don't worry." "Have this." "Have a peg." "And relax." "I should do something that makes them hate me." "And he becomes their hero." "Joginder singh." "Come out." "Joginder." "Come out." "Look, your death stands here." "Who dared to call his death?" "Here comes gunman with his army." "What are you doing?" " Move back." "I, paramveer singh dhillon the lion, no, the roaring lion from canada... brother, i'm embarrassed." "You see, liquor doesn't suit him." "Paramveer!" "Go to sleep." "You've had one too many drinks." "Drunk?" "I've just started drinking." "You guys don't even know how to drink." "This is how you should do it." "Look!" "Your future-husband has some capacity." "Sir." "'Jatt' (clan) risky after a bucket full of whiskey." "I won't spare him." " I apologise on his behalf." "Gajodhar, a man never apologises." "Who's gajodhar?" " Yes, who's gajodhar?" "You see, he talks rubbish after he gets drunk." "You guys had thrashed my brother?" "Yes?" " When did we hit you?" "I don't know." "I just came to know that i was thrashed." "How can you hit me?" "You are like my brother." "Mr. Gunman!" "I want to tell you something." "Give me a minute." "It's a secret." "All of you are... rats!" "Paramveer!" "Mind your tongue!" "What will you do?" "Who is it?" "Who's making so much noise?" "Who are you?" "Who's making noise so early in the morning?" "You?" " How are you, brother?" "Hey!" "We belong to the same clan!" "Come on." "Come on." "Now he will also drink." "Is anyone of you, man enough?" "Hey." " Enough is enough, brother." "Come down if you are man enough." "Come down." "I will thrash each one of you." "Where's your drunkard brother?" "Yes." " Call him." "Fool." "Where is he hiding?" "Wait a minute." "Come down." "Let's rumble." "Hey." " Get him." "Don't spare him." " Stop." "Stop." "Don't spare him." " Stop." "Stop." "Brother, we won't gain anything by fighting." "Brother." " Want to drink?" " yes, brother." "Where did you get this from?" " Enough of your nonsense." "You guys spilled my liquor!" "You... paramveer!" "Lanky kid!" "Come here and say it." "Hey!" "Why don't you, brother?" " Me?" "What have i done?" "Hit him." "I should first shoot you." "Let go of me." "Take him to his room." "I will deal with him tomorrow." "They all... his head... oh, god!" "Oh, god!" "Oh, god!" "Why do people drink?" "Are you up, dear?" "Why these suitcases?" "Let's leave... before they throw us out!" "Do you remember what you did last night?" "Come on, try to recall!" "Last i remember, i was drinking liquor from a bucket." "And... i thrashed somebody as well." "Somebody?" "You thrashed saheba's brothers!" "I asked you to have a peg... you had a full bucket!" "Oh, god!" "Alcohol makes people do things only to regret later." "Forgive him." " Move back!" "Brother, please forgive me." "Forgive you?" "Paramveer, what you did last night reminded us of our grandpa!" "Our grandpa, too, would drink liquor from a bucket!" "You are truly a lion!" "This is the first time that someone has beaten up my brothers black and blue." "And that, too, in our home itself." "You will put him to death, who even looks at saheba with foul eyes." "Now we are confident that we have actually chosen the right guy for our sister!" "Right?" " Correct, brother." "Absolutely!" "Stupid!" "Dumb!" "Learn something from your brother." " Yes." "You neither drink nor fight." "All you do is say sorry sorry!" " Oh jerk!" "Idiot." "Grandpa's soul must've rest in peace last night." "Come on all of you." "Come, brother." "Very brave!" "Real man!" "Proud of you!" "Great." " Bye." " Brother, you are a lion indeed!" "That was close!" "We got saved this time." "Don't do anything else." " I won't." "Your plan was actually better." "Elope with saheba." "I'll handle the rest." "Madam..." " shirt done, diary, purse madam." " Shh!" "Just a minute." "Madam, we aren't going on a holiday." "We are eloping." "You know... i held the revolver like this..." " it's loaded." "It's loaded." "I am talking about canada." "I am not going to use it!" "Okay." "The girl and the boy eloped!" "Wonderful." " Great!" "Hey!" "Who is it?" "Karamveer, what are you doing with saheba?" "Who saheba?" " Who?" "Wait a minute." "I'll tell you in a minute." "O god!" "Brother, this isn't saheba." "It's paramveer!" "What?" "You are drunk, brother - yes, i am." "Hold on a minute, friend!" "Brother, one day the apple of your eye, your dear sister will go very far away from you." "That's why you see her everywhere." "You know, one's love for his sister does that to him." "That's strange, my friend!" "I see saheba in paramveer." "Its too good, brother!" "It's a great pair, i must say." "Come, let's go home." "Let's go." "Come." "Forgive and forget." "Brother, you go ahead." "We'll join you!" "Be careful!" " I'll be here all night." "Excuse me!" "Sir, is this mr." "Joginder singh's house?" "We are in a hurry." "Ask someone else." "Hurry up!" " I'm trying!" "Hey gajodhar!" "Oh, my my!" "You look dashing dressed as a sikh." "Dharam, what the hell are you doing here?" "Why do you get angry?" "Some gurmeet personally invited me for your wedding." "How are you, dear?" "Shall we begin?" " Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Where are you both going so late in the night?" "We are eloping." " Eloping?" "But you guys are getting married, right?" "There is no wedding happening." "Then whose wedding am i here to attend?" " Shall we begin?" "Wait." " God, what have i got myself into?" "I got it." "I got it, son." "Everyone goes through this phase before the wedding." "One is too excited before one's wedding and after it." "Now, dharam is here." "He will set everything straight." "Hey play the music!" "Hold your bottles tight... dharam, what are you doing?" " Let not the jatt (clan) have it!" "He gets tipsy as the drums roll... the ground quivers... the ground quivers and the skies play the drums." "Hey girls, brothers and others..." "don't delay it any further." "Quickly, make this girl a part of our family." "Who is it?" "Dharam singh." "Stop." "Who dharam singh?" "My father." " From canada." "Nri." "Hello!" "Greetings!" " Hello!" "I am mr." "Joginder singh." "We are saheba's brothers." "Hello." " Hello." "Saheba, you look like an eskimo what the hell are you doing with karamveer so late at night?" "Brother..." " karamveer?" "Who's karamveer?" "Papa, you only named us paramveer and karamveer." "Karamveer." " I know!" "Was just kidding!" "I call him gajju with love." "Gajju." "My gajju!" "Gajju!" "Why do you look so tensed up?" "Who will saheba be with, if not karamveer?" "But she is getting married to paramveer." "Paramveer?" "What mess are you putting me into?" "With paramveer?" "Okay, then with paramveer it is." "Where would i go with this music band otherwise?" "Saheba, you didn't answer him." "What are you doing here?" "Well... brother..." " paramveer will answer that question." "I?" " Yes, tell them." "Now that papa is here, he will answer the question." "Papa will answer the question, huh?" "Things they can't manage, they dump on to me!" "They are very naughty!" "I'll tell you." "Actually, i had called them up." "And they came to receive me." "They are very nice kids." "Saheba." " Yes?" "Your mother-in-law has sent this for you, dear." "It has few wedding gifts." "Keep it safe." "That's a nice cap." "Will you keep standing here?" "Lets go inside, please." "Come, come." "Please come." "Wait a minute!" "What are two paramveers doing over here?" "There's a male paramveer." "And there's a lady paramveer." "What's this mess, brothers?" "How many times have i told you to drink imported liquor?" "You shouldn't drink country liquor." "Brother..." " he drank country liquor." "It's okay." " Come." "Come." "It's okay." "This is what happens when you drink country liquor." "What's wrong with country liquor?" "They are defaming country liquor for no reason." "Are you going to pump it or root it out?" " Sorry." "Gajodhar, i've brought the snacks along, dear." "Arrange for some ice cubes." "Yes, yes, why not?" "I'll go and tell joginder singh to make all the arrangements for 'his highness'." "And param will book a dancer." "Make me a drink!" "I would suggest, tell them the truth." "And you think they will embrace us, right?" "Oh yeah!" "Our truth is really confusing." "All was going well with us eloping but dharam came ruined everything!" "Your entire plan was wrong." "He should be running and not you." "Why would he run?" "Yeah!" "Why would i run away with saheba?" "Who asked you to run with saheba?" "You run off all alone!" " Alone?" "It's simple, paramveer." "If you run away, they would think you got scared of the wedding." "And i will somehow prove gajodhar a hero in their eyes." "And saheba will get married to gajodhar." "After all, gajodhar is an nri for them, too dharam!" "You're a fool, indeed!" "Cheers." "But how will i run away?" "Go to the market and don't come back." "Mr. Paramveer." "Mr. Paramveer." "Where are you going?" "Where are you going?" "To the market." "Oh, god." "You're the son-in-law of the family." "Just say what you want." "The servants will get it." "It's very important for me to go." " No, no." "You come along with me." "There are lots of preparations pending for the wedding." "Come on." "Sit." "Sit, please!" " Fine." "Sit comfortably." "Why are you sitting like a prisoner?" "Let's go." " It's quite congested here." "It's your in-laws' car!" "If somehow we get votes from minty's village and around then we'll make it!" "Brother!" "Brother, minty has played another trick!" "He poured ten sacks of sugar in his well and made a fool his people that his well had sweet water." "What?" " It's a miracle of god." "Drink as much as you want." "My name is tejpal." "They call me minty for reasons beyond." "He has ruined everything." "What should i do now?" "Congratulate him!" " Oh shut up!" "Brother, should i suggest?" "Fine, you also go ahead!" "Speak!" "Brother, there's a well in your field too!" "So?" "Do you want me to jump in it?" " No." "There's a well in your field too!" " So should i... this is called the real miracle of god!" "For the first time in the history of the world there's alcohol coming out from a well." "Alcohol!" "Actually, this isn't alcohol, this is medicine." "Everyone will prosper under mr." "Joginder singh's rule." "The lord has blessed him with his grace." "He is chosen by the god himself!" "You must as well choose him by voting for the airplane symbol." "Long live joginder singh!" "The fools have poured english liquor in the well." "Minty, this is plotted by none other than those nris." "Now i'll teach joginder and his gang such a lesson that even the coming generations will never forget." "Brother, paramveer would always say that karamveer is very intelligent." "But it took us some time to understand." "But you were really great today!" "Come on, sit." "Joginder singh, karamveer wanted to tell you something else too." "But he couldn't muster the courage to say it." "What did he want to say?" "Actually, paramveer is quite scared of marriage." "And he got so frightened that he ran away from here." "And after all, marriage is indeed a dangerous thing." "You are right." "You're very funny." "Your entire family is very funny." "If paramveer ran away then is that his ghost standing behind?" "Brother joginder, i've taken paramveer's measurements." "We've started with all the preparations for the wedding." "Great, poli." "Now... we want to tell you our feelings as well." "You can't refuse." "And we aren't used to hearing a 'no'." "So i've decided that i want to get my poli married..." "to gajodhar!" "So what do you think?" " I accept." "Congratulations." "Congratulation!" " No problem." "Congratulations." " Congratulations!" "For our honeymoon, we'll go on a cruise, like titanic." "Congratulations." "You're soon going to be poli's husband." "I will die, but will never marry poli." "We'll run away tonight before we run into any more trouble." "Okay." " Okay." "Okay, my grumpy sikh." "Okay." "Hey!" "Paramveer and karamveer!" "Again out for a walk?" "Just digesting the dinner!" "What are you doing, by the way?" "I am going to my room!" " But how?" "The entire village is revolving before my eyes." "Come on." "The moment i spot my room, i'll jump into it!" "Why don't you get this pig treated?" "Stop it!" " Okay." "Do it fast." "Paramveer!" "Paramveer!" "Paramveer!" "Who is she?" " I don't know." "I know you're in there." "Lady, please be quiet." " Paramveer!" "Paramveer!" "Paramveer, i know you're in there." "Paramveer!" "Hey, you, open these gates." " Lets go back." "Where are you going?" "Hey, you, open those gates." "Hey, you, open these gates." "Darn it!" "I thought i was dreaming!" "Paramveer!" "That way... paramveer!" "Paramveer!" "We're stuck again." " Who is this lady?" "Paramveer, i said, come out." "So many people at this hour." "I know you are right in there." "What is paramveer doing there?" "Call paramveer!" "Call?" "But we don't have his phone number!" "She's asking you to call him out." " I know." "Paramveer." "She screams so much." "Paramveer, i know you're in there." "But what is she saying?" " Don't try and fool me." "Excuse me!" "What is your name?" " What's wrong?" "She's screaming paramveer in english." " Yes." "I'll get him right now." "What are you doing here?" "There's a crazy lady with two kids looking for you." "Why don't you go?" "She isn't crazy." "That lady is my wife." "Paramveer." "What are you two doing here behind the wall?" "There's a lady outside with two kids screaming." "Why don't you go?" "She isn't crazy, they're his wife and children." "Paramveer, i said come out." "Come on out." "Don't play games." " Game?" "I like cricket." "Paramveer." "There you are." "I knew you were hiding." "Now i know why you were dying to come to india." "So you could marry some indian girl like any good indian guy, right?" "Wrong." "What do you think am i?" "I am in a fix over here, try and understand." "What's going on?" " Binda, she's scolding him in english." "What are you doing in punjab?" "You see... the whole thing changed and... we're in a big problem over here and i cannot explain it to you... everything so kindly just listen to me." "I don't want to listen to you..." " just shut up and listen to me!" "I am trying to tell you that we're in a big mess over here." "You've to understand." "He's my father, that's my brother." "You're spoiling the whole game." "Just a minute, just a minute." "I just heard you say shut up in english to this lady?" "Why are you screaming at this poor lady?" "Actually, joginder singh, this lady is our neighbour in vancouver." "Last year, her husband went missing." "And she's wandering around searching for him." "That's a terrible thing to happen." "Madam, i accept that your husband's name is paramveer and he's missing." "But that doesn't mean that you trouble all the paramveers of punjab in the dead of night." "My brother and father are absolutely right." "You've gone crazy." "You're wandering around in the middle of the night in an unknown country." "Just a minute." "Don't worry, madam." "We'll help you find your husband, paramveer." "Tell her that." " Yes." "He's saying that he'll help you find your husband." "By the way, he's joginder singh." "And she's my... mary." " Mary?" "You just said she's someone else's." "No, no, i meant her name is mary." "M.a.r. Y, mary." " Oh, mary!" "My name is joginder singh brar." " Hello." "I mean... you're mary." "That's okay." "She's our sister." "Okay." " Poli, saheba." "She won't stay anywhere else at this hour of the night." "She'll stay here!" "Mary from canada?" "Come, come." "Come." "I canada love very much." "I hate you, pa." " Ditto." "Just a minute." "What did he call you?" "Pa." " Pa means father." "So why did he call you 'pa'?" "Actually his father resembles him." "Look, brother." "In foreign countries, people don't address everyone as uncle, aunty, brother." "They shorten every name." "Like thomson becomes tom." "Robert becomes rob." "Paramveer become pa." "And they'll call joginder joe." "What will they say?" " Brother joe." "Brother joe." "It's a very crisp name." " Yes, it is a crisp name, youngsters will like voting for me." "Brother joe." "Now everyone will call me brother joe." "Okay, brother joe." " Brother joe." "Long live..." " brother joe." "Long live..." " brother joe." "That's good." " But it was too bad for me." "Dharam, pass me the bottle." "Don't finish it." "This seems like a carnival in punjab." "Pass me some as well." "No." " Pass it to me, please." "You go crazy after drinking." "I have already gone crazy." "Oh god!" "What to do now?" "Where are you going?" "To get thrashed by my wife." "Knock, knock!" "Who is it?" " Binda." "Just a minute." " Moustache." "Moustache." "Yes, binda, come in." "Hi." "I wanted your help." "Look!" "How to help others when we can't help ourselves!" "Come on." " Thank you, sir." "A little gift." " Little?" "I felt really bad listening to the lady's story." "I will move the heaven and earth to find her husband." "But god forbids, if we don't find her husband." "Then you can fix my alliance with her." "Look!" "Here comes the third groom!" "I will never let her kids miss their father." "'Mary." "Mary.' - 'No, she's my mary.'" "Okay, yours!" "Where are you going, brother?" "To talk about your proposal to that lady!" " Good luck!" "Mary." "Mary." "You." "What do you want?" "You can't be my husband." "I want my husband back." "Mary, there's a lot of confusion." "Listen to me, please." "Go ahead." "Listen, i came to india to find my father and my brother." "Now when i found them..." " just a minute." "You mean they're really your father and brother?" "I told you india was a crazy place." "Everyone's crazy." " You're right." "But... now let me explain." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Binda dear!" "My true companion!" "You're so beautiful!" " Thank you." "You're tresses are just great." "That's true." " If only you had some brains!" "Experience will teach me that as well." "Binda, what do you do?" "Why do i need to work?" "My father has loads of money." "I just philander all the time!" "Okay, money is fine." "But the lady thrashes a lot." "That's fine." "Men don't feel the pain." "Really?" "Look." "You can see my biceps as well." "Binda, she's a karate champion." "She'll break your face with a chop." "That's okay, i'll endure it." "You'll endure it?" " Yes. - sure?" "Amazing." " It doesn't pain him at all." " Nothing at all!" "Binda, come here." "Come here." "Here, have a sip." "Have a sip." "Drink it, drink it." "Did you gulp it down?" "Can i say something?" "You're the most unique miracle of this world and i am sure each time your father looks at you, he must be regretting why he didn't sleep early that night" "what a crazy story!" "But i am with you." "So we can't tell anyone that we are married, right?" "You mean we are going to meet secretly everyday?" "Wow!" "This is going to be quite an adventure!" "I am loving india!" "Love you." "Now i love you pa!" "I love you two, too." "Ditto!" "Hey, binda, what happened to your cheeks?" "They are as red as a monkey's butt... forget about me... what did mary say?" "Come here buddy... she said she will think about it." "Really?" "Thank you, thank you, brother!" " All the best, buddy!" "All my pain is vanished... now, i'll get married too!" "Balle!" "Balle!" "Balle balle!" "O balle!" "Hey beautiful!" "Hey beautiful!" "Hey juliet!" "I am nutty loony crazy... i am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise... she loved me she is crazy about me she loved me she is crazy about me i am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise... she loved me she is crazy about me she loved me she is crazy about me" "hey beautiful!" "Hey beautiful!" "Hey juliet!" "Hadn't she loved me... she would not blush like that she ran as she saw me coming she hides her face behind her hair if not for love... she wouldn't even have tried so hard the disease of love has been striking for ages" "i am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise... she loved me she is crazy about me she loved me she is crazy about me i am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise?" "She loved me she is crazy about me she loved me she is crazy about me-hello?" "Hello?" " Param, you forgot your mother, didn't you?" "Is everything alright?" "Look son!" "I don't mind if your father and brother do not wish to see me." "Poor mary is also stuck in punjab with the kids." "And listen... tell dharam singh when i could live without him for these many years... i can still continue doing it for the rest of my life" "how do you know dharam singh?" "Who is on the line?" "I am dharam singh's son gajodhar speaking." "Gajodhar." "Son!" "I am your mother." "I've been searching you for the past 30 years." "Your father took you away when you were a baby!" "Come to your mother, my son!" "I am dying to see you." "Come here once, son." "Veer ate all the offerings, grandpa!" "We'll go and get more." " Ditto." "Go get it and get some for me as well." " Okay, grandpa." "Dharam!" "Don't lie today." "Tell the truth... how are karam and veer related to you?" "They both... are my grandsons." "Paramveer?" "Paramveer is my son and your brother." "Why did you hide it from me?" "I was afraid to tell you the truth, son." "I was scared that if you find out the truth then you would leave me." "You would start hating me." "How could you think i would leave you?" "You mean everything to me." "My mother!" "My father!" "You mean everything to me." "You mean everything to me." "Your mother is a great woman." "I kept you away from her for so many years." "Forgive me, son." "Forgive me." "Gajodhar, your brother paramveer." "...has brought a wonderful turn in this fool dharam's life." "I am... feeling intensely proud." "Come, give me a hug, my boys." "Everyone will have to flee now." "Absolutely!" "Everyone?" "Why?" "Do you want to leave someone behind to die?" "Huh!" "Dharam, book a bus." "The entire family's going to flee now." "He is... brother joginder." "Brother joginder." "I think he recognized us!" "Drive fast, faster." "What... what happened?" "The diesel's over." "Dharam, you never do anything right." "There's no meter in the tractor." "I..." " stop quarreling and let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come out, kids." "Why are we hiding?" "If your brothers-in-law come here, i'll beat them up." "The matter is over." "Brother, you've been fighting for so many years." "There's no point in fighting anymore." "Hide for my sake, please." "After all, they're my brothers-in-law." "Fine, i won't beat them up." "Ask him to promise." "Promise me, you won't raise your hand." "I promise i won't raise my hand." "Grandpa, i need to crap." " Ditto." "I have two gas cannons with me." "I will blow them away." "Where are you all?" "Come out." "Seems like there's going to be a great battle today." "Don't mind." " No, no." "This saheba has chosen her mirza." "We'll see what happens." "Brother, i think they're playing hide and seek with us." "No one could ever defeat me in this game when i was young!" "But catch them before they strike me out." "You go that way." "And you go this way." "Don't be scared, brother, i'm there." "Hey, you..." " sorry." "Strike!" "We won." "We won." "We won!" " What happened, brother?" "Get up." "All is well!" "How can you win?" "Whoever strikes first in hide and seek wins." "Good." "This matter is resolved without any violence." "On this happy note, let's applaud, brothers." "Clap." "Okay, so we'll leave." " Just a minute." "We'll have another round!" "We'll play it again." "Look this way." "How can you speak in my presence?" "Beat them up." "'Dharamcol'." "It can make the sky stick with the earth!" "Let me stick all of them." "Beat them all!" "Why aren't you fighting?" "When dharmendra and sunny deol fight what can bobby deol (indian actors) do?" "Romance!" "I love you too much i am scared of being separated from you." "I love you too much" "dharam is charged now!" "Is anyone else left?" " Darn you!" "No matter it's a sunday or a monday eat eggs everyday!" "Ditto!" "It seems i have to show who i really am." "Where are you running off to?" "Let me go, i need to take a leak!" "Hey, where are you going?" "I have to pay my child's school fee." "And why you?" "Come here." "Where are you going?" "My father's dead." "But your father died last year, right?" "Leave me, this was my second dad, let me go." "Don't run away." " No, brother." "Hey!" " Hail the lord!" "Balle o balle balle!" "He saved my life." "You saved joginder singh's life." "We're a family." "Beat them up." "Pammi, lucky, monty, bonny." "Show them the repercussions of locking horns with us." "Beat them all up." "You all forgot about me." "Poli is here!" "Poli is here!" " Poli." "Poli." "Save me." "Get in!" "Fast!" "All of you." "Get in fast." "Dharam singh's hand." "Want to see a teaser?" "See now!" "Did you see stars in daylight?" "Brother joe, pass me your gun!" " Gun is with me." "Take it." "Brother joe, doesn't this work?" "I always keep fake bullets in my gun." " What?" "Yes." "He was scaring us with fake bullets?" "I didn't know either hey?" "Joginder, my brother." "Forgive me buddy chuck the star." "Now even i will cast my vote on the airplane symbol!" "We won, paramveer mr." "Joe, gun... brother joe brother joe, come here." "We're sorry for the whole confusion." "Actually both these brothers got separated." "I know that they are brothers." "He doesn't know that he's his brother." "So when he said that he's his brother... no, i mean when he said that he's his brother he thought that i'm not his brother, but an nri." "Brother, don't worry." "I know everything." "I know that the boy's brother is an nri." " Yes." "But by god's grace, he'll be an nri soon." " Yes." "Saheba, you go to him." "Come on." "Poli." "Forgive me, please!" "It's okay." "Just don't forget me after you go to canada." "Forget me not, please." "You're just as handsome." "You're still as beautiful, too my darling!" "My love!" "Please forgive me." "Mother." "Son!" "Son!" "God bless you." "My daughter-in-law!" "Let me adorn you with a necklace." "Where's my necklace?" "My darling!" "My love!" "I have changed... but my hands don't learn." "What can i do?" "Take it." "Take your necklace." "You haven't changed at all!" "At least change your ways now!" " I will try." "Dharam, you're the biggest... i know!" "Hey beautiful!" "Hey beautiful!" "Hey juliet!" "I am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise... i am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise... she loved me she is crazy about me" "she loved me she is crazy about me" "i am nutty loony crazy... she had been dropping hints all the while." "She even lit the lamp at nights." "She had been dropping hints all the while." "She even lit the lamp at nights." "She threw her silk scarf towards me." "She went to the fair all alone for me." "She came up with different excuses." "I am nutty loony crazy... o lord!" "Why i didn't realise... i love you." "I am crazy about you." "I love you." "I am crazy about you." "She loved me she is crazy about me she loved me she is crazy about me"