"( theme music playing )" "I''M THERE BUYING GIRLS TO BRING OUT TO THE CAMPS." "I''LL FUCKIN'' FIND THAT OUT SHORTLY." "OR IF YOU''RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FUCKIN'' OPERATE IN PEACE." "FARNUM''S SLITHERED HIS WAY ACROSS HERE." "I DON''T KNOW." "?" "VENTURE OUT, SALLY FUCKIN'' FORTH, HMM" " MAYBE I WILL." " BUT NOW COME BACK TO BED." "( mocking )" "( laughing )" "I WAS GODDAMN THERE." "BUT IT''LL HELP ME WALK BETTER." "YES." "FUCK AL." "YOU DRAGGIN'' YOUR LEG IS YOURS." "DON''T" " DON''T APOLOGIZE TO ME." "LET ME HOLD ONTO THIS FOR A WHILE." "THANK YOU." "UH, CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL!" "OF THIS PRECIOUS CARGO." "THE FINEST PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS MANUFACTURED IN THIS COUNTRY." "IN SERVICE OF THIS FINE APPARATUS." "OH, GOD!" "AGH!" "OH, GOD, YES, CAREFUL, CAREFUL." "OH." "( laughs ) SORRY." "MIGHT UPSET THE CHILD." "AHA." "I''LL TELL YOU ONE THING" "IN MY CAPACITY AS FIRE MARSHAL." "I TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN YOUR COMPANY." "I FEEL THE SAME." "I KNOW I''M TOO DAMN OLD FOR YA." "BUTTON!" "OH MY GOODNESS." "I CAN''T BE..." " HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?" " HOW DO YOU DO?" "MYWARD." "AND MY HAT." "FINE MANNERS." "( chuckles )" "REVEREND SMITH." "UH-HUH." "HOW YOU FEELING?" "AS YOU SEE." " UPRIGHT?" " HE WAS UPRIGHT, YES." "HIS NAME ESCAPES ME." "CERTAIN LINIMENTS AND..." "ARE YOU NOT WELL, MINISTER?" "OR EXCESS OF ENERGY." "BUT YOU''RE PUTTING THE TENT DOWN." "WHEREVER YOU FIND YOURSELF, HE WILL SHOW YOU THE PATH." "COULD YOU HELP ME TO PRAY?" "LORD," "TO UNDERSTAND THAN TO BE UNDERSTOOD..." "TO LOVE THAN TO BE LOVED..." "AND THE REST I FORGET." "YEAH, I''VE NEVER SEEN AL WARM UP TO ANYBODY SO QUICK." ". ADAMS IS THE MAGISTRATE''S BAGMAN" "IN TURN, HIS WARMTH IS COUNTERFEIT." "FIX ME A CUP OF COFFEE." "MORNING." "TAKE A TABLE OUT OF THE TRAFFIC, HUH?" "JUST THAT AFFECTIONATE." "IF NOT, THEY COULD ALWAYS BE CHANGED." "LET ME FUCKING POUR." "HE''S GOTTA MAKE SOME DISTANCE BEFORE SUNSET." "I''M KNOCKED UP." "NO ENVELOPES AND TO FUCK HIMSELF." " I''LL KNOW." " YOU TRAVEL SAFE." "YANKTON." "BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN HERE AND YANKTON." "2,000." "I PUT HIM IN A ROOM ABOVE THE PRIVY." "( chuckles )" "UH, ALWAYS A LITTLE SKETCHY ABOUT ME." "OH, THAT WOULD BE MY ROOM KEY." "SOPHIA?" " ROOM SEVEN." " THANK YOU, SIR." " Sophia:" "THANK YOU." " YOU''RE WELCOME, LITTLE ONE." "OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT''S THAT BEHIND YOUR EAR?" "DON''T YOU EVER CLEAN BEHIND YOUR EAR?" "DOES CARING FOR SOPHIA PLEASE YOU?" "AS IT HAPPENS..." "YES." "THERE''S SOME TALK THAT YOU DID BROM IN." "THEY HAVE RAISED THE POSSIBILITY." "BUT HE WOULD VERIFY THAT I WASN''T THERE." "I DIDN''T MEAN TO UPSET YOU." "I SUPPOSE HERE, AS WELL." "IN CERTAIN CIRCLES." "MR. ELLSWORTH BEING THE EXCEPTION?" "NEARLY AS MUCH AS I''D LIKE TO WASH." "DADDY." "AH." "I''M GLAD TO SEE YOU." "I AIN''T SEEING THE CAMP BURNED TO THE GROUND." "WELL, I''LL SEND ONE OF MY BOYS OVER TO PICK UP THE IRON." "THIS AIN''T THE GODDAM N DAY OF JUDGMENT, TOM." "WHEN ANY VIOLENCE CREATED MAYBE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES;" "BUT FIT FOR THE CAMP." "SHOW IT TO YOU, WONDER IF YOU''D PUT IN A WORD?" "( knocks on door )" " YEAH?" "COME ON IN." "YOUR HABIT GET THE BEST OF YOU AWHILE, SON?" "OH, THE LEFT EYE''S PERFECT, AND THE RIGHT''S COMING BACK." "BE THAT AS IT MAY..." "AHEM, WELL..." "I MAY BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOME MORE DETAILS." "HE SAID TO TELL YOU WHAT I SEEN." "AND NOW IS HE HOLDING THE STRINGS ON YOU?" "I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT I''D STOLE HIS PROPERT Y AND FUCKED HIS ACTION UP." "OR YOU''LL WISH YOU''D HAVE GOT DROWNED IN THAT BATHHOUSE." "ALL RIGHT." "WELCOME BACK, SON." "I" " OR..." "YES, I WILL." "JESUS CHRIST." "THAT TOO, IS" " IS TRUE ENOUGH." "STAPLETON." "LIKE I KNOW ANYBODY NO MORE." "HE CAN BE SHERIFF FOR ALL I CARE." "AND NO FUCKING PAPERWORK." "WELL, I DON''T EVEN KNOW IF HE CAN WRITE." "IF HE WAS SWORN IN UNDER YOUR ROOF." "AWFUL GRATEFUL, AL." "AND IF I GOT ''EM, THEY WOULDN''T BE APPLIED TO BUILDING NOTHING." "ANYWAYS..." "WOULD YOU WANT A FREE FUCK?" "WOULD YOU TAKE IT FROM ME, FREE?" "( door opening )" "OH, YES." "WELL, I JUST STOPPED FOR A MOMENT." "OH, YES." " I''LL LOCK UP." " OH, YES." "KISS MY NECK OR TITS IF YOU HAVE TO KISS SOMETHING." "LET ME KISS YOU." "WELL, YOU''RE A GODDAMN JEW FOOL." "ONE, TWO, THREE." "WITHOUT THAT PUTRID APRON AROUND YOUR MIDSECTION." " NO." "LET''S DRINK." " ( laughs )" "OUR HEALTH COMMISSIONER." "WHISKEY." "YOU WERE AT THE TABLE WHEN HICKOK WAS KILLED." "MY WIFE AND CHILD ARE TO JOIN ME FROM MICHIGAN." "HE MISSED THE SWEARING IN TOO." "THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN''T HE COME DOWN?" "AT WHOSE MYSTERIOUS PLEASURE YOU SERVE." "A CANDID MOMENT." "THY CIRCUMCISION BECOMES UNCIRCUMCISION." "THY..." "UNCIRCUMCISION..." "WHO BY-- BY LETTER AND UH..." "YEAH." "I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE LAW." "PLEASE, PLEASE, TAKE A SEAT." "''CAUSE YOU''RE ONE OF THOSE PAINS IN THE BALLS WHO THINKS THE LAW CAN BE HONEST." "I DON''T WANT IT." "HELL, I DO LOTS OF THINGS I DON''T WANT TO DO." "''CAUSE MY PARTNER''S FUCKING THAT WHORE." "ANYWAY" "HE''S BACK OPEN." " HOW WAS YOUR TALK WITH AL?" " CONGRATULATIONS." "GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP, BULLOCK." "OR PERIL OR SWORD?" "I AM PERSUADED THAT..." "NOR" " NOR ANGELS," "FROM THE LOVE OF-- OF GOD!" "AND" "AND JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD." "WHO SHOULD BE ABOUT LOOKING FOR A PLACE." " VERY WELL." " I''M SETH BULLOCK." "MR. BULLOCK." " HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?" " HOW DO YOU DO?" " MY DAUGHTER SAYS THAT THE DINNER HOUR IS EARLY." " 6:00 IS FINE." " Sol:" "YES, SIR." " REMARKABLE." "HI, DOC." " ( chuckles ) OKAY." " SIT DOWN." "EXCEPT THAT I LEARNED THIS IN LATIN" "HAVING SAID THAT..." "AND DIFFERENT FROM THE..." "I THOUGHT WE MIGHT TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS." "LET''S." "SAUCY WORDS, DOC." "GOOD THING YOU''RE HANDY WITH THE SNATCH." "SHE''LL BE KICKING UP HER HEELS IN NO FUCKING TIME." "I WILL LEAVE YOU NOW TO PURSUE ANOTHER EXCUSE." "GET THAT JEW OVER HERE." "WE SHOT HIM." "FRESH BAKED BREAD AND RHUBARB PIE TO COME." " YOUR REPAST AWAITS YOUR MOUTHS." " THANK YOU." "THANK YOU, MR. FARNUM." "HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT." "AS HER ADVISOR, I MEAN?" "I THOUGHT, BUTTON, THAT YOU WERE OUR ENTIRE PREOCCUPATION." "A CHEAT, A BROAD TOSSER AND A CLIP." "OR SHE''S HIS PIGEON." "WHEN YOU''VE GROWN A FULL HEAD OF HAIR." "BRASS, THAT WOULD BE..." "TO GULL YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD." "( saloon piano playing )" " MR. SWEARENGEN." " YOU OWE ME $5." "IF YOU ASS-FUCKED HER, YOU OWE ME SEVEN." " IT WASN''T TO DO WITH YOU, IT WASN''T BUSINESS." " TRIXIE!" "DON''T THINK I DON''T UNDERSTAND." "TRUSTED EACH OTHER ENOUGH TO TELL HALF THE FUCKING TRUTH." "EVERYBODY NEEDS THAT." "IT BECOMES PRECIOUS TO ''EM." "OR SHE PAYS." "FIVE.SEVEN FOR AN ASS-FUCK." "YOU GET BACK TO WORK." "YOU SLEEP TONIGHT AMONGST YOUR OWN." "ANOTHER FUCKING BOTTLE." "AND ARGUED MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS..." "I DIDN''T KNOW HIM AT ALL." "MY WIFE AND SON WILL BE JOINING ME SOON." "THEIR PASSIONS RULE." "OR SECURITY OR THE SECURITY OF HER HOLDINGS." "I''M A PRACTICED AND INVETERATE LIAR." "IF WE DIDN''T HATE THE M TOO MUCH TO BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE WORLD..." "WE''D WONDER WHAT THEY''D HAD TO SAY." "HAND THAT STICK TO A CAPTAIN OF THE FLOATING TABLE, CY." "WITHDRAWN WITH APOLOGIES." "ARE WE THAT FAR WEST THAT WE''VE WOUND UP IN FUCKING CHINA?" "LEON, LEON, LEON." "THIN IT OUT, LEON." "PRUNE THE PATTER DOWN, HMM?" "FOR THE JOANIE STUBBS CONSTRUCTION FUND." "MIND IF I SHOW JOANIE MY PEACOCK, EDDIE?" "YOU NEVER KNOW HOW THAT SHIT''S GONNA SHAKE OUT." "( cheering )" "HE''S LOOKING TO ROOT AT HER CLAIM." "I GUESS SHE TOLD HIM WHERE SHE''D BEEN." "AND I USED POOR FUCKING JUDGMENT." "COLD ENOUGH WORLD WITHOUT GETTING GONE AGAINST BY YOUR OWN." "NOW, HOLD ONTO THAT, HUH?" "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, HUH?" "GIMME THAT!" "IS WHERE THIS WARRANT''S FROM." "SLOW THE FUCK UP." "BEHIND IT SHE RAN A WHOREHOUSE, HUH?" "NOW, I''LL TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU DON''T KNOW." "( grunting )" "JUST SPIT IT OUT." "ANYWAYS." "( Western music playing )" "?" "BRING BACK MY HO-CAKE, YOU LONG-TAILED NANNY-O ?" "?" "BRING BACK MY HO-CAKE, YOU LONG-TAILED NANNY-O ?" "?" "BRING BACK MY HO-CAKE, YOU LONG TAILED NANNY-O. ?"