"Rama." "Shama." "Bhama." "Peddus!" "Peddus!" "Did you call me?" " Where's the cartoon that I drew?" "It must be there." "Does it have legs to run away?" "Search it." "It isn't here." "That is the reason, lam asking you." "Where did it go?" "Hello karant, give me 1O minutes." "I'll call you back again." "I had kept it here, it is missing now." "Where did the cartoon disappear?" "Why do you have to shout for it?" "You can draw one more, can't you?" "It is easy for you to say to draw one." "Move aside." "I Know how tough it is to draw one." "Jamuna, give something to Lami to drink." "Why don't you feed her Bournvita?" "What's wrong if I do so?" "Doesn't it give 1O liters of milk everyday?" "Dear, have this." "Tell the cow to go to the office because it gives 1O liters of milk." "Tie me in the shed." "This is too much." "They irritate me while I am meditating." "What's your problem?" "I had drawn a cartoon for tomorrow's special edition." "Editor is calling me since morning;" "I am not able to find that cartoon." "I can't find anything in place in this house." "You have to do office work at the office.." "Good morning, daddy." " ..why do you do it at home?" "Hey.." " Don't you know that children live in this house?" "Did you see the cartoon that I had drawn?" "Which one, daddy?" "How will that poor kid know?" "Father-in-lavm." "Put sugar at least once in a week, dear." "I'll not do it once in a year too." "His papers are lying all over the house.." "...whether it be kitchen or bathroom." "I_ool.." " I know.." "I know.. it is an art, I don't Know about it.." "Because I am a village girl, dumb." "How would I know about it?" " Darling." "You scolded me till now and now you're addressing me as 'darling.'" "I didn't call you, but the dog." "I have named it as Sannaki." "It is a wonderful name." "Why do you address it as 'darling?" "You treat wife as a dog and a dog as your wife." "Lami.." "lam coming." "Coming." "Oh, this is too much." "This is not a house, but has become Mysore zoo." "Get two monkeys and two pigs more." "Early morning the fight between the dog and cow begins." "Mow and bow wow." "This is not a house, but a fish market." "Everything disappears." "Where the hell is my cartoon?" "Look, whatever mistake you do, we all.." "Look, were you searching for this cartoon?" "What?" "How did it go in the dustbin?" "You put it inside." " What?" "When I offered you hot coffee, you were talking on phone." "...and spilt all the coffee." "You scold me if the table is not clean." "So, I cleaned it up with the paper and put it in a bin." "Why worry, you found it now, didn't you?" "You wiped it from this cartoon?" "My God." "I can't believe this." "Oh, I can't believe this." "The handwriting is beautiful." "I can't believe if these guys write love letter in this.." "...era of SIVIS and e-mails." "I am surprised, Raja." "We've been working in the same office since one and.." "...a half years and we sit beside each other." "Couldn't you propose me?" "I love you, Priya." "Raja, I know that you're honest, good looking.." "...and a very cultured guy." "But my desires are different, Raja." "I have to live like a queen." "My house should be like a palace." "Servants to serve me and 20-25 cars for me to roam about." "Hi, early birds." "What are you discussing about?" "You can carry on." "I will not hear a thing." "Okay?" "Priya, shall we go on site?" "It is getting late." " Okay." "Priya, money is not important in life." "For me money matters a lot." "I Know it is important." "I'll fax it to you as soon as possible." "There will be coffee stains on it." "Kindly adjust." "The auto is here." "Come on, leave." "Thank you." "There are two cars in our house." "Why are you sending the kids in an auto?" "If you send these kids to the school in the car in primary." "...standard, they'll demand for a helicopter when they go to college." "They'll learn only when they work hard." "Hurry up." "Hurry." "Mr. Rangaswamy.. why did you get me married to her'?" "You got this illiterate girl married to me and ruined.." "...my whole life." "Take care, you might shave off your moustache in anger." "Careful." "Okay." "Okay." " Father-in-lavv.." "come with me.." " Take this along." "It doesn't matter if I make my children have bath or not." "...but I have to give bath to this daily." "So much of shaving cream." "Dear, lam not finding my snuff bo.." " I threw it." "Why?" " Father-in-lavv, you'll suffer from cancer if you take the snuff." "Drunkards don't die besides drinking so much.." "...how would a little snuff lead to cancer?" "What's for breakfast?" "What do you expect?" "The same steamed pancakes." "...and doughnuts." "There's no variety in my life." "Is there a feast for me to make variety food?" "Early morning I make children brush their teeth.." "...have bath, make them wear uniform, make them do homework." "You want variety of food daily." "Oh, did you hear that?" "You be careful about your moustache." "By the way, who saw our horoscopes and got us married'?" "Not I, dear." "Whoever it is, horrible couple." "It is a wrong pair." "It is a wrong pair, Raja." "Our ambitions and goal in life doesn't match each others." "But." " If you have money, you can fall in love with Shakespeare too." "Don't underestimate money." "But Priya." "Please Raja, try to understand." "I lost my parents in childhood and I am brought up by my uncle." "I had to wash vessels and loads of clothes early in the morning." "I had to sweep and mop the whole house." "The verandah and the main hall." "After joining college, I had to share the room with many girls." "Raja, I hate the word 'poverty.'" "Do you Know how my life should be'?" "I shouldn't do window shopping in the mall." "I have to shop there." "I have to buy the watch which Shah Rukh Khan shows in the TV." "I have to buy the necklace which Aaishvvarya Rai wears in the TV." "You Know how my dream husband should be'?" "Beautiful car, big house, big bank balance.." "...foreign vacations." "I am sorry, Raja." "I will marry a rich guy only." "So sad, he resigned." "Raja is not to be seen from past two days." "Sir, I don't know." "Is he sick or something?" "Yes, love sick." "You show a lot of attitude." "Raja is a very handsome guy." "You should've accepted his proposal." "Shut up." "There are too many fish in the sea." "Hello." " Hello." "Daya Developers." "I saw your ad in the paper, about the flats." "Can you tell me the details, please?" "Yes, sir. 300 flats are under construction." "It will be ready by September." "The model flat is ready." "If you want you can have a look." "Tomorrow 9 o'clock?" "Yes, sure." ""She fell for him."" "Hi." " Hello, sir. lam Priya." "Am Ram." "This is the model flat." "This is the dining room.. to dine.." " Okay." "This is the kitchen. to cook." " Okay." "This is the bathroom. to have bath." " Okay." "This is the guest room.. for the guests to stay." " I see." "This is the halL. you know.." "to talk, to relax.." " Okay." "This is bedroom." "You didn't tell me what we do here." ""L remember you every moment."" ""The same am bience."" ""I can't forget you at all."" ""I think about you all the time."" ""Don't know in which birth we will come close to each other."" ""I remember you every moment."" ""The same am bience."" ""I can't forget you at all."" ""I think about you all the time."" "Hi.." "Hi, hovv are you?" "Flat." "How about payment?" "Full cash or.." "Your wish, my boss will be happy if he gets money." "So?" "Did you have your food?" "Not yet." "Shall we have dinner together?" "If you don't mind." " Okay." "Something?" "Nothing." "Nothing." ""Slowly and stealthily you've entered into my heart."" ""You're submerged into my eyes."" ""I dream about you all the time."" ""You're the love of my life."" ""I remember you every moment."" ""The same am bience."" ""I can't forget you at all."" ""I think about you all the time."" "See. girls.. there's one more here." "One man is suffering from throat infection." "He is unable to speak." "Whatever he talks sounds like whisper.." "He used to say.." "Hello, hovv are you?" "He went to a doctor's house." "He knocked the door." "Doctor's wife opened the door." "He asked her: is doctor inside?" "So, doctor's wife said:" "No, please come in." "Who sends you all these?" " Someone or other.." "Please, forward them to me." ""There's shower of love everywhere."" ""Here, there, and everywhere." "Love is all around us."" ""This is a story of love."" ""This is the story of our life."" ""I remember you every moment."" ""The same am bience."" ""I can't forget you at all."" ""I think about you all the time."" ""Don't know in which birth we will come close to each other."" ""I remember you every moment."" ""The same am bience."" "This is a very good property." "Don't let this go." "There's a railway station nearby, a supermarket." "...registration charges, my commission, altogether." "...it is 5.3 million." "There's a little bit of work left." "I'll finish that and give the keys in your hand." "Ram, the flat is superb." "It is very nice." "But it is rupees 300 thousand more than our budget." "What do we do?" "Thank you!" "So'?" " So'?" "Anyways, Saturday and Sunday is an off." "Monday is government holiday." "We have three days leave." "What do we do?" "What do we do?" " Something adventurous?" "Like?" "Like, three day trip to Goa." "Yes or no?" " Yes." "Yes!" "Goa!" "What's this?" "You're leaving to Delhi all of a sudden?" "There's an All-India cartoonist conference." "I am representing Karnataka." "Isn't it a matter of pride to you?" "You have the steamed pancakes and leave." "It is a flight and not your village bus." "They'll take care of everything." "Dear, I shall leave now." "Daddy, what will you get for me from Delhi?" "What do you want?" " Khutubminar." "I'll ask them, if they give, I'll get it." "Okay'?" "I want a doll, daddy." "I know, dear." "Bye." " Bye." "I shall leave now." "Give it to me." "Bye, dear." "Hello darling, bye." "Don't eat anything outside." "Eat only steamed pancakes." "Bye." "Bye." "Departures." "What's the hurry?" "Sorry." "Sorry. ." "There's lot of time for the flight to leave." " Yes, I know." "Ram, relax." " Yes." "Yes." "Ram, this is really too much." "Remove your goggles." "This is a public place, if anyone sees us and tells it.." "...to my wife.." "I mean, parents." "Do you have parents?" "If I didn't have, where did I come from?" "Nothing like that." "I thought you were orphan like me." "Tell me, who all are in your family?" "Family?" "Family means, father, mother, brother, sister.. who else?" "That family?" "Which family did you think I was talking about?" "No, I thought." "Priya, I've not told you certain things." "Do you think I don't understand anything until you tell me?" "Shall I guess?" "You're the only son to your parents." "You must be having three sisters." "You'll marry only after they are married. ls it correct?" "Correct." "Exactly, correct." "Well done." "You guessed it right!" "Superb!" "Till then I don't know you, okay?" "9K8)'" "Sir.. come." "Come." "Sir, you've left you ticket here." "Sorry." "It is like going to honeymoon without your wife." "Thank you." " Thank you." "One minute." " Stop!" "Hey, stop!" "Excuse me, someone is coming here." " Oh." "If you don't mind, please." "Don't worry." "You'll be here for 5-10 minutes, won't you?" "Why?" "To take care of my luggage." " I'll take care of it." "You can leave." "That's my destiny." "If I turn on the light of the hall.." "...the bathroom bulb turns on." "You take care of it yourself." "I like that." " You liked it?" "That means, you'll take care of it." "Don't worry." "I'll hold on to it." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, what's your good name, please'?" "F' raveen N ayak." "Iam in a hurry, so please excuse me." "Hey Ram!" "Hey Shyam!" "What are you doing here?" "I am praying." "I can't hold it back, so you come front." "Sir, are you done?" "Is it a bedroom that I'll stay here even after done?" "Ram!" "What's the news?" "What news?" " Tell me." "Sir, why don't you go out and talk?" "I am in a hurry." "After all 500 ml, how long will it take'?" "Kindly wait, please." "Sir, finish it soon." "What's in front?" " What?" "The urine commode." "Same style, same face-cut." "No difference at all." "We met after five years finishing our college." "I had come on your wedding, isn't it?" " Yes." "You were a cartoonist then, weren't you?" "Iam the same till now." "What are you doing?" "Just finishing." "Come on." "Come." "It is all yours." "Oh God, did you call me?" "Sir, please let go off me." " Please, go ahead." "Did you wash your hands?" " No." "Come on." "Front." " What's in the front?" "How's your wife?" " She's fine." "What's her name, Javvalamani?" " Bhamamani." "Oh, that rings a bill." "Some lvlani.." "Front." " What's in the front?" "Where are you going to?" "I am going to Goa, what about you?" "Goa?" " Are you alone?" "Yes, you'?" "Right now I am alone, later my wife will join me." "She is coming from Hubli." "By road." "Is your wife joining you too?" "Its been many days since we joined, this is a business trip." "What business." "Aren't you a cartoonist anymore?" "Site business." "Must be." "Tea?" "I don't want tea, please." "I know, you like to drink coffee." "What do you want, sir?" "I want a tea and a coffee for my friend." "Sorry. sorry.. sorry.. sorry.." "Do you want a coffee, sir?" " Yes." "Priya didn't I tell you.." "I don't know you.." "The time is here." "Run away from here." "Vvhy?" " I've been caught by my old friend." "He is an irritating guy." "If he sees you with me, then.." "Escape from here." "Someone has kept his luggage here for me to take care." "To hell with the luggage." "You go there and take the boarding pass." "...I'll finish the security check and.." "Hey, you made me order coffee for you and came." "...here as if I was a stranger to you." "Oh sorry." "Did I waste it?" "No, it didn't." "I first drank tea and then coffee." "The coffee is sleeping over tea now." "She likes jokes very much." "So, do you know her?" " No." "She is related with the luggage." "He is my old friend, Ram." " Hello." "Hello." "You didn't tell me your name." " Priya." "How do you know?" "It is written on the luggage." "It is written as VIP sky bag." "That's the name of the bag." "Here it is written on the tag." "Priya." "Oh, sharp eyes, man." "Madam." "What is it?" " Nothing." "Where are you going to?" " Goa." "Don't tell me." "Ram, did you hear that?" "Yes, I did." "Even she is going to Goa." "Madam, the world is very small." "Very small." "We are also going to.." " Goa." "Goa." "Goa. leave, I'll get it." "VVho'll get yo _ yotgmggage'?" "No.. no problem." "I'll get it." "What's this, madam?" "You took care of my luggage.." "...shouldn't I get your luggage?" "No, you shouldn't." " You keep quiet." "You leave.." " No problem." "Let she leave." "Why are you forcing her?" "Did I force her?" "I knovv.." " What?" "Why did you chase her from here?" "You sent her because you wanted us to be together." "Isn't it?" "Remove your goggles." " Why?" "Hey!" "Nothing. we are old friends." "What's the matter, dear?" "Don't worry." " They are mad." "Alright, you leave." "I'll come." "Come and sit on the Y-16th seat in the plane." "Why?" "Because Y-15th seat is mine." "Y?" " Fate, friendship." "Excuse me.." "Why?" "No one should see you." "So, bend down." "This is really silly." "Why are you getting so scared?" "You don't know about him." "He is a very dangerous fellow." "If he sees you with me, then.." "Then?" " He will straight away go and tell this to my wife.. parents." "Please, Ram." "We all are traveling in the same flight." "It is not possible that he'll not see you." "You sit straight, please." "No, if he sees.." "I'll manage." "Okay?" " Okay." " Don't worry." "Excuse me, madam." "Very small vvorld.." "...but very big aircraft." "You don't know each other.." "...but you're sitting together." "But we both are best friends." "It is ages since I met him.." "So, if you don't mind." "What?" " I'll tell you what." "One minute." "Don't go." "Don't go.." "But he.." " Don't go. - ls the seat vacant?" "Do you want to come here?" "No, the one who is sitting on that seat.." " It is vacant." "What's your name?" " Sathyamurthy." "K. Sathyamurthy." " Don't tell me the initials." "Vvhy?" " It doesn't look good." "She'll like the jokes you tell her." "You both will make a good company." "Let she come." "Okay." "Okay, madam." "You come." "If you don't mind." "If you don't mind, please." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you very much." "Please, come." "Come." "My best friend." "Do you remember; bathroom bulb?" "Yes, I do." "Front." "What's in front?" "We are meeting after 12 years." "So, why don't you talk to me?" "What do I talk?" "This is your problem." "You don't know to talk." "You have such a beautiful daughter." "...but you're reading a paper." "You fool." "What do you expect me to do?" "You have to joyful like me." "You have to watch stealthily." "Wait, I'll show you." "Look." "She is watching me." " What?" "There." "There." " Hey, what's that?" "I am sweating profusely." "Was it dirty?" " I don't know." "Front." "What's in front?" "How many children do you have?" "Were they born to your wife?" " Yes." "Yes." "Then why do you fear?" " Two." "Two wives?" " Two children." "Oh, sorry." "Family planning?" " Yes." "I've planned more than you." "I have only one child." "It was a cesarean, so I stopped it myself." " Fine." "Front." "I mean where will you stay in Goa?" "Not in a hotel." "I will stay in my friend's house." "If you were to stay in a hotel, I would've told you to live with me." "No, I'll stay in my friend's house." "Front." "Are you planning to hijack the plane?" "You?" "You're a joke master." "Front." "What's in front?" "Wake me when Goa arrives." " Fine." "Before that. wake me when the beautiful girl with chocolate comes." "Okay." " Okay?" " Yes." "Front." "Front." "The picture of the beautiful girl is so nice." "Come I'll show you some." "Good morning, welcome to Goa." "Your name, please?" "Ram." " Mr. and Mrs. Ram." "What?" " We to marry, right?" "Your room keys, sir." " Thank you." "Have a pleasant stay." " Okay." " Thank you." "Excuse me, sir." "Where's everyone?" "They all have left, sir." "Are you going to Ahmedabad, sir?" "No, no." "Goa." " This is Goa, sir." "We'll finish with the jet skiing and will go near the fort." "Will I find many kannadigas there?" " Yes, sir." "I am looking for a place where there are many foreigners." "You try Kolungud." " Oh good." "Is there a woodies colony?" " Yes, sir." "The bathroom is there, isn't it?" "No, sir." "This way." "The bathroom is in the east direction." "Who's the Vaastu expert?" "Fill this form, please." " Forget it." " Welcome, sir." "Which direction is my room in?" " Top floor, sir." "Fire direction?" " Yes, sir." "Is there an AC inside?" " Yes, sir." "Pen.." " It is in the room, sir." "I want it now for registration." "Your name, please?" "Train.." "Mr.." "Mr.. hey!" "Shyam, you recognized me from behind?" "You disappeared from there and are hiding here in front of the mirror." "What are you doing here?" "You said, you'll be at your friend's place." "I did tell you." "I had been there." "When I went there, he was suffering from high fever." "Sudden fever?" " Yes." "Sudden.. the doctor came and told him to get operated." "He was suffering from appendix." "Wait, appendix is down." "Then what is here?" " Tonsils." "Are these tonsils?" " Do you think they are walnuts?" "Oh my God." " I am really very sorry." "Sorry, madam." "We are very old friends." "Ask him what he is suffering from." "L'll ask him later." " He might die by then." "These days doctor cheat you." " I know." "Don't see there." " What?" "Luck." "I am very lucky." "She is coming this way." "Don't see there." "My wife hasn't come yet." "She is coming nearer." "Why don't you tell me what it is?" "Keep it as a secret." "She is the beautiful girl who came with us." "Hold this." "Now, wait and watch." "Shyam surgeon in action." "Hello." " Hello." "The world is round and small." "What do you have to say?" "Small world." "You're just translating it." "Tell me the answer." "Oh.. what happened to you?" "Spring door, it swung and got stuck in it." "What was I telling you?" " I don't know." "Not you." " Sorry." "Sorry." "Small world." "Isn't it?" "How?" "We met in Bangalore airport." "Then we met in the plane flying in the sky." "Now.." "lam in front of you.." "you're in front of me.." "It is a spring door." "It might swing." "Come, this side." "Come." "Come." "Always, center is the safe place." "Your name is Priya, isn't it?" "Oh, Sharda, Ivlookambika, Ivlandodri?" "Kali?" "Ivlahakali?" "It is Priya." "Have you booked a room here?" "Room is there, but you're going this way.." "That means are you going outside?" "Ladies restroom." "Oh, even I am going there." "Same pinch." "I mean. gents." "It is just besides it." "Come, I'll accompany you till there." "Highway." "This." "One lady coming." "Why did you come here?" "Toilet." "This is ladies. where did she go?" "She went in that." "That's gents." "Madam. madam don't start." "She isn't here." "Ram?" "Ram!" "Ram!" "How was your journey by flight?" "I swear nothing happened." "I met my old friend, Ram." "Did he come along with his family?" "He isn't a fool like me." "He's come with his family." "It was just a joke." "I don't feel like laughing." "You'll feel it now." " Still." "Thanks." "Wow!" "Wow!" "Priya, I love you." "I love you." "I am just waiting for the night." "Shut up." ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""lt is time for the thieves to start their work."" ""Keep all your things carefully."" ""Once you lose it, you'll not find it again."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here." " Oh God."" ""It is time for us to be awake the whole night." " Be careful."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""It is time for us to be awake the whole night."" ""My heart." "My heart doesn't let me sleep.." "...I am quiet, but the heart is restless."" ""Beware!" "Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""It is time for us to be awake the whole night."" ""Why?" "What does it do?"" ""It catches your waist stealthily."" ""It makes you dance on its tunes."" ""Is it so'?" "TO hell With it."" ""It doesn't get warm even if you wear a blanket."" ""It doesn't get wet even if it rains."" ""So, it means it is topsy-turvy?"" ""It gives you an itching."" ""It gives you an itching, it makes you restless."" ""Without the fire the body becomes warm."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""It is time for us to be awake the whole night."" ""Look there!"" ""Why does it act like this even after so many years of marriage?"" ""Who is the thief?"" ""That thief is none other than our love and affection."" ""It is a real player."" ""No matter if the house is small."" ""There should be a beautiful wife in it."" ""So?" "What would've happened?"" ""Heaven above."" ""Heaven above would've felt jealous about us."" ""It doesn't have any desires."" ""Catch, catch!" "Oh, drop."" ""Beware, why are you shouting?"" ""Why are you waking him up?" "He's sleeping."" ""Hey, he is very naughty."" ""My body is yearning for you."" ""Please, extinguish the fire in me."" ""Do you know what happened here?"" ""Don't tell me all these things now." "Even I am yearning."" ""ls it so?" "It is good."" ""If this Kind Of thief."" ""lf this kind of thief is within us, it doesn't leave husband and wife."" ""Beware."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""Come to me." "Come to me."" ""Your face is like the flower and your lips are like petals."" ""Your face is like the flower.."" " Don't do that." "Don't do that." "You can't do it." "I can't?" " I am telling you." "I can't?" "You're telling me?" " You can't do it." " I can't?" " No." "What happened?" "I have a sprain in my waist." "Don't do that." "Let go off me." "What happened to you?" "I sprained my waist." "Hey, don't touch me." "Don't." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Be careful." "Careful." "'Lord Shiva.'" "Yes, ma'am." "May I help you?" "My husband has sprained his waist." "He is not able to move." "Can you please send a doctor, immediately?" "Sorry, madam." "The hotel doctor has an off today." "Is there any doctor amongst the guests in the hotel?" "Just say 'Please' to him." "Please. can you please check and let me know." "Okay." "Anyway, I'll try." "Oh God." "Calling from reception." "Dr. Sajjans?" "You were trying to be a hero unnecessarily." "Hey, don't touch me." " I am sorry." "Sorry." "Have patience for some time." "The doctor will come." "When?" "Will he join the college now and become a doctor?" "By the time he comes, I'll massage you with hot water." "Okay?" "You'll get some relief with it." "Come, it is open." "The door is open." "Please, come in." "Hello.." "...show me your tongue." "Please." "Hey Ram." " Shyam, what are you doing here?" "I got a call that they need doctor in this room." "You're a doctor?" "How?" "Hey fool, I studied for five years." "Seeing you, no one will take you to be a doctor." "Do you expect me to hang the certificate around my neck.." "...and roam about?" "Don't touch me." "I've sprained my waist." "Warrior, what great feat did you do that your waist got sprained?" "Nothing, pal." "Then why are you acting as BKS lyengar?" "I tried lifting the bed." "Didn't you have any other better work to do?" "One sleeps on the bed at midnight." "One shouldn't lift it." "Does it pain here?" " No, not there." "Does it pain here?" " No, not much." "Not here, right?" " No, not there." "Very good." "Now, I understand your problem." "The pain is here, isn't it?" " Why do you have to press it so hard?" "That's the point." "Lumbosacral area." "God should save you now." "Turn this side." " No, I can't." "You can.." "Best position for a gynecologist like me." "What are you doing?" "Do you have pain here?" "ls it still there?" "It'll vanish soon." "Typical." "Relax." "Relax." "Fetal position." "Fetal." "Best position." "Be in the same position." "Tell me how it feels." "I feel that you're not a doctor." "Why not?" "Let me give you a hot water massage and will show you.." "...what kind of a doctor I am." "How will hot water help me?" "With a little bit of hot water, I can even deliver babies." "You want me to deliver one for you?" "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "Nothing to worry." "Where's the bathroom?" "Don't go there." "Don't go there, Shyam!" "Shyam!" "Oh sorry." "I didn't know it was occupied." "Continue." "Hey, the same beautiful girl who we met in the flight." "Bathroom." "You sinner, you brought her from Bangalore." "Now I know why you've sprained your back." "Shut up." "I will, but you've kept everything secret till now." "In the bathroom." "please, come." "Come." "We were talking about you." "Ram.. how are you feeling now'?" "Hello." " Hello." "Small world." " Yes, small world." "Too small for three people." " Sorry." "Sorry." "What is it?" " It is hot water for massage." "For him.. if you give me some place." "I will.." "Wait, if you give him such boiling water massage.." "...his waist will melt like the butter." "You move, I'll take care of him." "I am a doctor." " Really?" "Why don't you tell her?" " He calls himself as one." "I don't call myself as one." "I've studied for five years." "Fine, move." "And.." "you're allergic to?" "You.." "I understand, hero.." "because I am a man." "I'll give him Diclofenac injection." "Nothing to worry, isn't it?" "You've come here with him." "Why should I fear?" "No.. his condition." "Nothing to worry, right?" "He'll be fine with this injection." "No. no.." "It is for the pain." "Hey, don't inject me there." "Inject me on my hand." "Are you feeling shy?" "Are you feeling shy?" " No." "She is not shying, why are you then?" "Show it to her." "Doctor, you injected him so hard." "What's the use if I inject him in the superficial layer?" "An injection has to be pierced inside." "Are you done with it?" " Yes, almost done." "Rub it." "Rub it." "You leave him." "He'll rub it himself." "Hey, three days." "You shouldn't move." "Iam telling you." "Be in the fetal position." "Not you, for him." "Good night." "Good night." "Good night." "Ram, is it hurting?" "No problem." "Please, be seated." "I'll tell you." "Meet me in the restaurant tomorrow." "Alone.." "I'll give you one more shot." "Good night, I shall leave now." "She is beautiful." "She's not only beautiful, but smart too." "I could understand that when I knew that she fell for you." "Don't feel jealous." "Why should I feel jealous?" "She is very, very intelligent." "So, I like her company a lot." "Yes, you're a big scientist." "You both are going to research on something." "I saw the result of your research last night." "Hey, why are you doing like this in the public?" "Behave yourself." "Okay, does she know that you're married and have children?" "She thinks that I am not a married man." "Then you have to make it clear to her." "You should've told her that you're a father of two children." "You're talking as though, you'll reveal everything to her." "Look, you shouldn't hide anything from your lover and doctor." "It is okay if you hide things from your wife." "But, tell it to her." "What do you expect me to tell her?" "That you're father of two children." "You've already sprained your waist." "Don't know what else will get sprained." "She caught you." "Cheers." "You're drinking her left over." "ls this permanent?" "Nothing like that, pal." " Then, will you leave her?" "Hey, no." "Let it continue as it is." "One thing." "Don't tell anyone about this." "Mainly to your wife." "I am different." " What ways?" "I always maintain a distance in these matters." "I am different." "I can't tell you more than this." "Have you met my wife?" " No." "Come in the afternoon." "We'll have lunch together." "Okay." "We'll go to Chinese." "Priya loves Chinese." "Then why is she flirting with an Indian guy like you?" "I am talking about Chinese food." "But one thing, don't come with her." "What if she accompanies me?" "Even I'll be trashed along with you." "My wife knows all the details about your wedding." "Very good." " I am full." "Don't waste." "Drink it." "Don't drink that." "That's her left over." "Hey.." "look what is he doing." "Greet him." "Hi." "Hi?" "Hey son, he's my friend." "So, he is your uncle Ram." "Click our snap." " Click it." "One minute." "Do you think I am taking a still photograph?" "Walk around talking something." "Say something." "Friend, you were delivering dialogues till now." "Your father was a famous actor." "I was hero in all the plays of my college." " Yes." "He used to create a chaos in the whole college." "Who'?" " You." "Hey, come on." "Start." "Can I tell a famous dialogue, which is.." "...love is greater than everything." " Yes, come on." "Make it fast." "You are the one who thought me to love." "Fool, love is priceless." "This love is from many eras." "People loved each other very much." "You're very fortunate." " Uncle Ram, you're going out of the frame." "Left." " Their.." "Left." "Left." "Left?" "This way?" " Left." "Should I come into the left?" "You couldn't complete the dialogue on stage." "Why do you strain yourself now?" "Take, okay." "Have you recorded that?" " Yes." " Cool, cool." "Didn't I tell you, your father used to create a chaos in the college?" "Hey, the camera is on." "Don't talk rubbish." "Come on." "Wow." "Sania Ivlirza, English remake." "It is so nice." "Purse?" "It is nice." "How much for this?" "1200 rupees." "How much is he saying?" "Rupees 1200, mother." "Is it made up of cow skin'?" "Is it made of cow skin'?" " Yes." "Yes." "To hell with you." "If you give rupees 1200 in our village." "...you can buy a pair of cows." "Ask him whether he'll give it to me for rupees 400?" " Rupees 400?" "600?" " Hey, no 6 or 4." "I'll give you rupees 400." "Will you give it to me?" "Yes or no?" " Okay." "Look at his style." "He thought I am a village woman." ""So, he wanted to fool me." "Take." "Enjoy." "Bhanu, how did you tell all that in phone'?" "Keep the phone." "Bye." "Kannada?" " Yes." "Even I am a Kannadiga." "My name is Shanti and he's my son." "My husband and we have come to Goa for holiday." "Very cute." " Thanks." "What about you?" " I'm from Bangalore." "I guessed it right." "What are you doing in Goa?" "I know.. you would've come here with your boyfriend." "Jolly.." "No, lam here for my training." "Which train?" " Not train, but training." "Airhostess training." "I know." "You're an airhostess, aren't you?" " Yes." "She gives chocolates in the flight." "She is an airhostess." "Got it?" "Don't you have your train today?" "Oh, today is an off." "Then why don't you join for lunch today?" "Even we are in the same hotel." "No, I have some work.." "Don't refuse." "It is very difficult to find Kannadigas here." "Please." " Okay." "Thank you." "Don't forget." "9K8)'" "Sit quietly." " Do you work?" "Sorry, sir." "Enough." "Where is our lovely son?" "He must be shooting in the vicinity." "He'll be here in any moment." "I don't know if he was a sculpture in his previous birth." "He only shoots beautiful girls." "Hi." "Come." "Come." "Airhostess." "Listen, she is an airhostess." "My friend, Priya." "Her job is to distribute chocolates in the flight." "Greet her." " Hello." "Not me, to her." "Hello." " Hello." "Please, have a seat." "He is my husband, Dr. Shyam Sajjan." "Hello." " Hello." "He gets angry when I address him as a doctor." "He helps females delivering babies." "You call such people as. dinosaur." "It is gynecologist." " Yes, he is a very good dinosaur." "Hey, look at my friend." "She is here on the correct time." "Where is your friend, not to be seen?" "Go, there's a phone in the room." "Yes, I'll call him." "My husband is such." "He panics when he sees girls." "Yes?" " I have to make a call." "Yes, sure sir." "Connection?" "Wireless." "He is well educated, but I've studied only till fifth standard." "Is yours a love marriage?" "Sort of.." "I went to him as a patient, but he made me a parent." "Hello." "Message." "Hey." " Hi." " I was trying to call you." "I am here." " You shouldn't have come." "Uncle, come on." "Let's go." "Hey, no. no." "Mother, this is uncle Ram." "Hello." " Hello." "She is my friend, Priya." "Hello." " Hello." "Please, have a seat." "Have a seat." "Sorry." "Please, move." "Hey, you told me about some man who sprained his waist." "...tell that to them." "Let them have a good laugh." "Hey, what are you doing?" "My son." "Do you remember him?" "Why are you sweating so much?" "The AC isn't working, so we both are sweating profusely." "Do you have a headache?" "No, not I, he has." "I mean." "I'll tell you." "Order whatever you want." "Tea or coffee." "Hey, we've invited them for lunch." "Yes." "Yes." "Give me the menu." "It was here." "Get up." "Get up." "Where?" "You're sitting on it." "Hey brother, give me another menu." "Thanks." "Thanks." "This is so small." "All are North Indian dishes." "She likes only Chinese." "How do you know?" "He.." "Do you know her?" "No.." " No, he doesn't know." "Do you know him?" "No.." " No." "Then, how did you know'?" "Yes, menu.. her eyes are round.." "Round eyed people usually have a liking for Chinese." "Chinese." " Chinese food." "It was there in the newspaper." "Yes, it is a Chinese fact." " Yes, it is." "Whatever." "I've studied only till fifth standard and you.." "...are a dinosaur." "Hey, what?" "Go from here." "Shall I order?" " Yes, take this." "Order it." "Do you want water?" " No." "I don't want to return to Bangalore tomorrow." "Don't worry." "Till we return, we'll have our flat ready." "You can become naughty there." "Peddusn" " You returned?" "Why are you doing all this?" "Are servants dead?" "I thought if I work, it will be like exercising." "No need to do all this." "Get up." "Get up." "Get up." "Why do you want to eercise and all?" "My should be chubby and sweet like you." "It doesn't look good if you become slim." "Did you finish your work?" "Why do you ask?" "I had a lot of work to do." "I had to work for all the 24 hours." "Some client, meeting with him, with him.." "By the time I finished all that." "Did you sprain your waist?" "No, lam very tired." "It was a very tiring trip." "Go and get freshen up." "I've prepared hot steamed pancakes for you." "You would've lost your appetite by eating out from three days." "Yes.. what?" "Coming." "How did it come in this suitcase?" "This.. this.. there were many monkeys in the hotel I stayed." "These monkeys used to take their luggage and put it.." "...in our room and our luggage into somebody else's room." "It took my pants and put it in the swimming pool." "So sad, someone's nighty." "They've put it in my suitcase." "It doesn't belong to anyone." "I bought this from the national market." "How is it?" "Oh, you bought it?" "It is very nice." "Buy more nighties, sleevless, full sleeve, full neck.." "...full embroidery, buy everything." "Thank God, I thought something else." "If I knew, I would've bought 4-5 nighties from Goa." "Goa?" "You said you went to Delhi?" "Delhi." " But you said Goa just now." "The city was Delhi, but the hotel's name was Goa." "How is it possible?" "Why not?" "If you say Ivlysorepak (Sweet)." "...do you expect Mysore to be inside'?" "They say Udupi Hotel, but it is in every city." "The same way." "It was hotel Goa International." "It can be anywhere." "London, Germany, Bombay, it will be everywhere except Goa." "I just asked you about the nighty." "It is not nice." "It is dirty." "I am returning very tired after three days." "...how dare you ask me about the nighty?" "How much did you pay for this?" " Rupees 250." "Rupees 250?" "Return this nighty and buy me a loin cloth." "Come and lay the food for me." "Oh God." "Hello." " Hi, what are you doing?" "Hello, Ms. World." "What?" " I said; you're my world." "Goa trip has made you a poet." "What else?" " You have to have dinner with me tonight." "Anything special?" " Yes." "Ms. World's birthday today." "Hey, many many happy returns of the day." "I'll give you thousand kisses as gift." "Is it a personal delivery or send it through the courier boy?" "Very, very personal delivery." "How about some advance?" "Oh sure." "Okay." "See you, date." "Bye." "Hey, stop there." "Take this." " What is it, father?" "What is it?" " Your darling." "Why are you giving it to me?" "I think it is sick." "It didn't have food since morning." "You're going out." "Why don't you take it out for a stroll?" "It might feel a little better." "Father, I am going out for office work." "It won't disturb you at all." "You can do the work." "It will sit quiet somewhere." "But." " Take it!" "Grandpa, shall I go along with daddy?" "Yes, leave." "He has exams." "Let him study." "Even he'll feel fresh." " No, let him stay here." "Grandpa, I want to go with him." "Let him leave, dear." "Hi, Ms. World." " Wow!" "Happy birthday." "So sweet." "I've brought a friend along with me." "Greet her." ""Who let the dogs out?"" ""Who let the dogs out?"" "Happy birthday to you." "Happy birthday to you." "Please, tie the dog somewhere." ""Who let the dogs out?"" "Please, tie the dog somewhere." "I am scared." "Please!" ""Who let the dogs out?"" " Hey, okay." "No problem." "Hey, many many happy returns of the day." "Yes." "Yes." "Happy birthday." " Thank you." "Thank you." "So'?" " So'?" "What next?" " What next?" "Hello." " It is me." "Accounts manager Shrikhant Ivlurthy speaking." "Give the phone to your husband." "Sir, he went to your house." "I had told him that I am leaving to Thirupati with my family." "Sir, try on his mobile." "I tried to call on his mobile many times, but couldn't.." "...get him, so I called at home." "Fine, tell him to call me as soon as he returns." "Okay, I'll tell him, sir." "Who is it, mother?" " No one, go to sleep." "What happened?" " I have to reach home immediately." "At such late hour?" " Father is a diabetic." "I have to give him an insulin injection." "Sorry." "Bye." "Bye." "Who is it?" " It is me." "Hurry up." "Darling." " Yes." "Not you.. darling." "One minute." "Come, darling." "You should've reminded me at least." "Good night." "Come." "Come." "Hey Bhama." "How are you?" "ls everything fine?" "Did you have your food?" "Yes." "Where did you both go for a stroll?" "Where had you been?" "Didn't I tell you, I had been to Shrikhanta's house?" "Okay. ls your work done?" "Shrikhanta is genius in accounts." " Yes, genius." "Is everyone fine at home?" "Yes, absolutely fine." "Everyone at his house asked me about you." "They gave me sweets to eat." "It was wonderful." "Did they throw the sweet from Thirupati?" "What?" " Don't lie, he called me Thirupati." "Did you go to his house?" "Did he call you'?" "I told him to call Bhama and let her know.." "...that I'll be coming late." "Very good." "Very good." "Listen." "Listen." "Tell me, where had you been?" "Where else can I go?" "I went out, father handed over the dog to me." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." "What is it?" " I just told you." "I couldn't hear it clearly." "I went out from here." " Okay." "Father handed over the dog to me." " Okay." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." " Okay." "You said everything correctly, but main.." "Serve me food." "You're missing the main point." "Which main point?" "Tell me correctly." "Okay, I'll tell you." "Serve me some curry." " Yes, curry." "Tell me." " The curry is delicious." "Not that, you had been somewhere.." "I went out from here." " Okay." "Father handed over the dog to me." " Okay." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." " Okay." "I went there and.." "You said everything correctly." "Serve me some vegetables." "You said everything correctly, but main point is missing." "Do you want me to have dinner or not?" "Yes, please." "You can talk as well as eat, can't you?" "What do you want to hear?" "I went out from here." "Father handed over the dog to me." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." "By the time I went there." "You're making a mistake again." "The main point is missing." "Don't have food now." "Tell me." " What do you want to know?" "What happened, where did you go?" "I went out from here." " Okay." "Father handed over the dog to me." " Okay." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." " Okay." "Have some water." "Enough, I don't want to eat now." "I've told you many times." "I heard everything, but the main point." "That's not my problem." "The main point is getting missed." "Listen to me." "What is it?" "You haven't told me the truth yet." "I've already told you that I went out from here." " Okay." "And.." " Father handed over the dog to you." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." "Tell me what happened next?" "Then.." "Hey, what are you doing?" "When you have to tell the truth, you were eating.." "...you were hiding your face in the shirt." "Now let me see how you hide your face." "Tell me." "Tell me what happened next?" "Actually, I went from here.." " Okay." "Father handed over the dog to me." " Okay." "On the third cross was Shrikhanta's house." "I don't want to hear all that." "Tell me what happened next." "From there." " From there?" "Listen.." "listen.." "What happened?" " Where had you been?" "Is this a question to ask at such late hour?" "I'll tell you later." " Tell me now." "I am a man." "I can go anywhere." "Do I have to tell you each and every thing?" "Shaman." "Shaman. shut up." "Where had you been?" "I went out from here." " Okay." "Father handed over the dog to me." " I don't want to hear that." "Tell me what happened next." "I am coming to the point." "Actually." "I told you that I have a friend.." "Shyam Sajjan." "The gynecologist?" " Yes." "He acts weird since college days." " Like'?" "He wants to watch cabaret, blue films, and wants to.." "...go to the live bands." "It is his weakness." "Darn." " I know." "He called me in the evening." "He said, there's a new cabaret in town, let's go and watch it." "What?" " Even I hadn't seen all this in life.." "So, I felt like seeing it." "It is 12 years since we are marrieci." "If I tell you to do cabaret." " Oh Lord." "I am not telling you to do cabaret." "Do you expect me to tell you that I am going to cabaret." "...take care of the children and yourself?" "So, I lied to you that I am going to meet accounts officer." "Shame on you." "You had been to watch cabaret?" " Yes." "Listen, I am sorry." " Come on, get up. go and have bath." "Hey, don't touch me." "Go and have bath first." "Who'll have bath at such late hour?" "I don't care." "Go and have bath." "Come on." "That's all." "Fold your hands in front of God." "Welcome." "You've come along with your family.." "...what's special occasion today'?" "Today is our wedding anniversary." "Okay, how long are you married'?" "Priest, we've been married for 12 years." "Perform veneration on behalf of us." "What's your name?" "Gaurl." " Raw." "Very good." "May you prosper in life." "Daddy, do you Know how to enact like an elephant?" "Yes." "I never thought that you would cheat me this way." "You're not only married, but have two children too." "Priya. actually." "Shut up, Ram!" "I had many desires." "Do you know that?" "Please, don't cry priya." "Don't cry." "What do I do?" "I've been married for 12 years now." "Not even one day I lived happily." "The first day of my wedding I came to know that my wife was insane." ""She fell."" "She fights with me for every small reason." "She hits me with anything she gets in hand." "Priya, she is suffering from hysteria." "So, I had a hope that she would become all right someday." "Twelve years." "I thought I would leave her.." "...but those two kids." "Poor children, what wrong have they done?" "I thought why I should orphan them." "So, I continued to live with it." "One fine day I found you." "You came into my life like happiness." "And when I saw you I fell in love with you." "I am sorry." "I misused you for my own purpose." "I am really sorry." "Tell me what should I do now?" "I will not talk to you if you want to." "I will even not see you if you want to." "But don't ask me to forget you, Priya." "It is not possible by me, Priya." "I cannot live without you, Priya." "I will die rather." "I Will die." "Come on." " Whose house is it?" "It belongs to one of my family friend." "They are very good people." "He's my friend's son." "He's very naughty." "Sister Jyoti." "Who is she?" " She's Bhamamani." "She is a close friend of mine." "Greetings." " Greetings." " Come in." "He desires to make a film like 'Titanic'." "Come in." "Have a seat." "Hey." "Where are you going?" "I want to check the video I shot." "Today he talked about 'Titanic'." "Yesterday he was talking about 'Aptamitra'." "With the zest he lifted his father's bed and his father slipped down." "Oh God." " Tell me, what about you?" "So, what is your husband doing?" " He.." "He just keeps pampering her all the time." "She and her husband are like made for each other." "You are too much. "Thunderstorm! "" ""Thunderstorm!"" "Stop that!" "Stop that!" " Let they all see." "Let it be." "It is nice." " Oh God.." ""Thunderstorm!" "Thunderstorm!"" "Stop that." "Forward that." "Didn't I tell you, forward it." " Okay." "We had been to Goa, he shot all that there." "It is nice." "Hey, everything in Goa has been recorded." "Wow, Sania." "English remake." "This is the hotel we stayed in. it is a 7 star hotel." "Hey, your husband." " Yes." "Is he your husband?" " Yes." "He is my husband's best friend." " ls it so?" "Hi." " Hi." "Bhama." "Dinosaur, Shaman." "Who is she?" "'A good news early in the morning.'" "Hey, what's this?" "These both stayed in our hotel." "I introduced them both." "Look, how they've mingled with each other." "These men are like this." "Hey!" " Who was that beautiful girl?" "She isn't a beautiful girl, but an insane girl." "She is half mad." "We both traveled in the same plane." "Same plane?" "Same plane, but she is an airhostess and she was in.." "...the front with the pilot and I was in the last row behind." "An old lady next to me was chewing tobacco." "That old lady." "Forget that old lady and come to the point." "I'll tell you." "We both were in the same hotel." "Same hotel?" "Same hotel, but not the same room." "I was at the 21st floor and she was at the 1st floor." "There was a difference of 2O floors in between." "The hotel didn't even have a lift, how will I meet her, tell me'?" "I saw she putting hand on you." "That's the point." "You saw she putting hand on me.." "...but did you see I putting hand on her?" "Actually." " Did you see me putting hand on her?" "I am remembering.." " Did you see me putting hand on her'?" "No, it is impossible." "How is it possible?" "I haven't seen anyone besides you." "You both were embracing each other." "I saw it with my own eyes in the video." " Video." "It is all graphics." " Who is she now?" "Graphics. we had been to a movie where the hero.." "...was flying in the song." " Yes, he was." "Do you think those birds were from the bird sanctuary?" "It is a computer bird." "They've used graphic in it. - ls it?" "You can do many things in a computer." "The short guy has done the same thing." "I was here and she was there." "He has brought both of us together." "That shorty is a sinner." "You know what happened one day?" "He placed a gorilla's head in place of his father's." "Oh God." " He had fled a tail to his mother." "Look, what he has done to me through graphics." "So, it means you didn't see her at all." "I did see." "I will tell you the truth." "Bhama, I promise.." "I saw her and said hello, how are you'?" "She just greeted me in return." "That's it." " Is it?" "That's it!" "Not even an inch more than that." "It was like going into the bar and drinking water. - ls it?" "I swear on God, I didn't do anything other than that." "If you think this is wrong, I'll fall on your feet and ask for apology." "I told you to accompany me, but you said it would be expensive." "From now on I'll accompany you." "Forget it, it will be expensive." "But. to tell you the fact." "I missed you in Goa." "Goa?" "Hotel Goa, in Delhi.." " Like the mysorepak." "I missed you very, very much." "I love you so much, but you always doubt on me." "I am very sorry, dear." "Forgive me." "I made a mistake." "Oh Lord Thimappa, forgive me." "Hello." " Aunt, Bhama's husband is having an affair." "I saw it with my own eyes in the video." "Jyothi, don't you have better work to do." "Every family faces some or other problem." "You are telling it in the whole village." "...are you out of your mind?" "It is a very bad habit to talk about others." "Disconnect the phone now." "Bhama, this is not only your problem." "Every house has the same story to tell." "This is the fact of life." "He told her it was graphic, she agreed to it." "He has given you a good name 'Peddus' (fool)" "I thought it wasn't true." "But still you believed him." "Because you don't have the guts to face the truth." "You thought his lie to be the truth." "Aunt, why is he doing all these things?" "What do I lack?" "Your brains, dressing sense.." "You wear all shabby clothes." "We women before marriage stand hours together." "...in front of the mirror." "As soon as we cross 3O or 35 years, we start neglecting ourselves." "This is the mistake we do." "Men start their life only after 40." "Like they say:" "Naughty at forty." "Have you seen my husband?" " Yes, uncle." "He is 7O years old now." "Even now if he sees any college girl who has worn a.." "...tight T-shirt, he starts staring at her." "Oh God." " This is a man's nature." "We shouldn't sit quietly." "There's gas, oven, and fridge for the kitchen." "For bathroom it is geyser and washing machine." "For hall it is TV and DVD." "In bedroom?" "There isn't any sort of machine in bedroom." "We should know our strength." "It is a woman's duty to do something new and see to.." "...that husband doesn't go on the wrong path." "You should take more care." "Listen.." "look here." "What is it?" " Have change?" "I have change of rupees 500." "Not that." "I was talking about the dress." "Oh, sorry." "You've worn salwar suit today." "(Indian ethnic dress)" "I hope you don't mind." "Why should I?" "I don't mind even if you wear half pants and roam about." "The people who came to the beauty parlor asked." "...whether I was a cinema artist." "I felt." "Even I feel like listening to all these things." "If I tell you something, you'll misunderstand me.." "You'll say: what wrong have I done to you?" "You'll start fighting with me." "You haven't told anything about my hairstyle yet." "What do you expect me to say?" "Just tell me if it is good or bad?" "Look, shall I tell you something?" "I haven't changed, so I expect no one should change for me." "Do you get it?" "Shaman." "You are looking so beautiful." "You don't worry at all." "Everything is going to be fine." "No, father-in-law." "I think he's going on the wrong path." "Even I feel the same now." "I'll do something now." ""Charlie Chaplin went to the town."" ""To meet the girls with color, color gown."" ""And we all.. around we go."" ""Salute to the king and bow to the queen."" ""Kick to the horse and jump to the sky."" " Father, account." "Father. - "S T O P. comma, comma, full stop."" ""Charlie Chaplin."" "Hey, why is father sitting like this?" "We don't know." "Where's your mother." ""Charlie Chaplin went to the town."" ""To meet the girls with color, color gown."" ""And we all.. around we go."" ""Salute to the king and bow to the queen."" "Shaman." "Shaman." "Why are you sitting here?" "Anyway, I will be on streets very soon." "So, I am sitting here and practicing it." "What's wrong with you?" "Why are you acting like this?" "What's left to be happened?" "Whatever it is, let's go inside and talk about it." "The people are watching us." "Let them see." "Till now they've seen Ram's good nature." "...now let them witness his bad nature too." "Hey, don't be stubborn." "Listen to me." "I've always listened to you from past twelve years." "You lied to me from the very first day and ruined my life." "Don't act like this." "I'll tell you everything." "This is not the time to hear anything, but to take decision." "Enough!" "Go inside!" "How will you come inside?" "Only my husband is allowed in this house." "So, am I not your husband?" "You were." "One can share their sari, but not their husband." "Do you expect me to watch you roaming with her?" "Why do you need wife and children?" " Peddus." "Don't address me by that name." "Whenever you used to address me as Peddus.." "...I thought you were calling me outwith love." "But now I realize, you used to taunt me because." "...I am a village girl and a fool." "You used to tell me that I am not worth to be your wife." "You always misunderstood my good qualities." "Isn't it?" "Bhama, go inside." "If I knew that you wanted show off and attitude." "...I would've shown it to you." "When I married you, I was thin and fair." "Working hard in the house, taking care of your house.." "...and your children, I've come to this state." "If I were to stand in the front of the mirror for 24 hours.." "...I would've showed it to you that I'm no less than your girlfriend." "Iam asking you.. if I do the same mistake and.." "...roam about with anyone." "Hey!" "Hit me, why did you stop?" "You can't even hear it, isn't it?" "Today, you have to take a decision whether it is me or her?" "By body, mind, and soul if you think you are my husband." "...then come inside." "If not, you can leave from here itself." "Hi." "Ram?" "What happened, Ram?" "I had a fight at home." "Priya, can I stay here, with you?" "I love you." "Hey.. keep that down." "Look at her." "She's crying so much." "Don't cry." "Please, don't cry." "I can't see you in this state." "He left the house in anger, lam sure he'll return." "What do you have to say?" "What wrong have I done?" "Can't a wife question her husband?" "Yes, you can.. but there is way to do so." "You made him stand outside and shoot at sight." "These women are such." "There's one in my house too." "Forget that." "Tell her whether your friend did right thing or not." "It is a mistake, Shanti." "A man should never fall sick." "Don't tell this to me, tell her." "Sister Bhama, a man should never fall sick." "If you have this intention, do you think you won't fall sick?" "One has to be treated with the right medicine." "Tell her clearly which medicine are you talking about." "You should've have planned everything and would've.." "...vvaited for him to return." "Instead of that you gave him option, either this or that." "You are right." "If you give options to men.." "...they say that they want that as well as this." "Betrayers." "I've visited so many temples and vowed so that he has a good life." "He surely has a good life." "A good pain." "You.." " You should've been clear to God about which pair." "Which God do you worship?" "ThirupatFs Lord Thimappa." "Good." "He himself has two wives." " What?" " I am right." "Lord Thimappa, you shouldn't have done such thing." "Oh.." "Hey, go out and play." "What do we play?" " What do they play?" "Monkey dance." "Go and play something, dear." "Monkey dance." "Go.." "I was just joking." "Don't worry.." "everything will be alright." "Diwali is nearing." "If not you, he'll surely come here to meet the kids." "If he doesn't come on Diwali?" " Yes." "He'll surely come in the net festival." "Oh God." " Very well said." "Fine, he'll surely come on Diwali." "Sister Bhama." "Sister Shaman." "You keep quiet." "God knows at what time someone named you as Ram." "...you're acting like Krishna." "And don't know at what time someone named me as Shyam." "Be clear what do you want to say." "You are Ram at heart." " Talk about me." "You've done a big mistake." "Mistake." "What wrong did I do?" "She stood outside and was." "...shouting on the top of her voice." "You shouldn't be shouting inside the bar." "Reduce your volume." "Actually." "Don't reduce so much, I cant hear you." "She shouted on me in front of so many people.." "...do you expect me to still go behind her quietly?" "I've already done wrong." "I don't go to the place." "...where I don't get respect." "I'll not put my head there now." "Don't put your head, put your leg there." "Do you expect me to go so low?" "Have you come here for a serious talk or to talk rubbish?" ""Will you keep your voice as low.."" "I am talking seriously and you are joking." ""Thank you."" " Let's go home and peacefully sort this out." "This is like you are sitting in the lndo-Pak bus.." "Nothing will work out." " No?" "Nothing will work out." "It would be as if I am inviting trouble for myself." "Don't address your wife as trouble." "I am not addressing her, but you." "Some napkins, please." "Say whatever you want to." "You can call me anything as you wish." "That reminds me of something." "What did your wife lack?" "She lacks nothing, but she has loads of anger." "Especially, attitude." "It can be reduced by aerobics." "Diwali is nearing." "Everyone would feel happy if you.." "...go home for five minutes and talk to the kids." "What say?" " Don't want." "Don't want?" "Forget it." "I'll stay away." "Let she know life without husband." "You'll know life without a wife." "What?" " Nothing." "I thought you're smart enough.." "What do you have to say, finally?" "Will you listen to what I say?" "You advised me for free, at least pay for the beer." "I ordered for one more beer.." "I don't want that." "Cancel that and give me the bill." "Hey.." " Listen.." "It is since my childhood." "All these crackers are after me." "Don't stand here come inside." "Hi Ravi." "Happy Diwali." "The house is so dark on Diwali." "Switch on the light." "Remove your goggles." "Gauri.." "look what I've bought for you." "Hey, that's sister Bhama." "Put on your numbered goggles." "Oh, You were looking slim, so I mistook you as Gauri." "Mother and daughter has the same face cut." "Sister Bhama, you're sitting like this on the day of Diwali." "You have to be well dressed." "Why should I be well dressed?" "Have a seat, sister you too." "You said he'll come to see the kids on Diwali." "He didn't turn up." "Didn't I tell you, he'll come on the net festival if not this?" "Is he husband or bonus which comes only on festival time?" "Can I say something?" "You threw him out of the house, if he returns.." "...it is like bonus to you." "Shut up." " Shut up." "I am getting angry now." "Hey, put your glasses properly." "You're telling everything wrong." "The glasses were upside down, so I told you everything wrong." "Front?" "What?" " You said something." "I didn't say anything." "They are bursting crackers outside." "Come on, let's burn crackers." "Come on." "I am in such a state and you're talking about burning crackers." "Sister, what's he doing?" " You shut up." "In this situation you have to let loose the string and then pull." "If you pull it, it can't fly high." "Who said so?" "The experienced people said so." "You're not experienced in this matter, but I am." "I've been letting loose the string and my husband." "...is going far and far away from me." "Sister Bhama, I'll tell you something." "Please, don't." "I had faith in you and I am waiting for my.." "...husband to return." "Did I get anything in return?" "Sister Shaman. you crossed your limits and fought with him." "Now, do you expect him to forget everything and return'?" "Men has ego." "What?" " I was talking about him.." "ShantL." "ShantL." "What do I do?" "I am like a frog in the well." "She is a beauty queen." "She wears colorful clothes and talks nice English." "She has bath in the middle of the road." "Men like you desire to see the same, don't you?" "He didn't like me." "Forget it." "Wherever my husband is let him stay happily." "...don't think that I would say this." "I khow.." "I Know how to pull my husband from wherever he is." "Sister Bhama, what are you up to?" "Wait and watch." "What I do." "Wherever he is, he should come running to me." "Sister Bhama, you might mess up things." "No matter what, sister Bhama do whatever you feel like." "Is it so?" " Yes." "Go ahead." "Enough of my good behavior with him." "Now I am going to revolt." "See what the sweet wife does to him." "Who is it?" "Who is it!" "Who are you?" "Spiderman." " Power puff girl." "Why did you ring the bell?" "The bell is to ring, isn't it?" "Hey, stop there." "Stop there." "I'll tell you." "Who are you both?" "We are ourselves." "What are you doing in my house?" "Somebody is at the door." "No." "The phone is ringing." "Hello." "Hey beautiful girl, where is your prince charming?" "Who is it?" " The one you've kept it in your house." "Hello, wrong number." "I am not the wrong number, but you." "Call him." "Ram!" "What is it!" " Daddy!" "Hey, Ravi, Gauri." "When did you both come?" "Just now." "Mummy has called up." "Is it?" "What is she telling?" "Talk to her yourself." "Hello." "Hello, Mr. Ram." "Mrs. Ram speaking." "Peddus." "Peddus." "Hello, Peddus.." "Bhama, why did you send the kids here?" "Where else do I send them?" "You're their father." "So, take care of them from now on." "Look.. you can't do this." "I've seen everything, dear." "I am tired." "You take care of them from now on." "Daddy." " Daddy." "What did she say?" "The children will stay here from now on." "Very sweet kids." "He is a gem." "Daddy.. daddy." "Nice to see you man." "You have to light the gas like this." "Next?" "Where is the puffed rice?" "Yes, it is there." "Climb on me." "Yes, the same." "Oh, what are you both doing?" "You can't keep quiet even for a minute." "You keep doing some or other mischief." "You've even turned on the gas stove." "Where's your father." " He's gone to the hotel to get lunch." "Couldn't you wait till he returns?" "I am famished." "So, do you have to do all these things?" "Don't know what your mother taught you." "Don't talk about my mother." " What will you do?" "I told you not to talk about her." "What will you do?" "What I Will do'?" "How dare you break the plate?" " Mother!" "Is this your mother taught you?" "Mother!" " You naughty girl.." "Daddy!" " Don't you have brains?" "Hey.." " Daddy!" "Why are you hitting the kids?" "Look, what they've done in the kitchen." "Children are a bit naughty." "So, do you have to hit them?" "Not only hitting them, I feel like trashing them properly." "Hey!" "If you weren't an orphan you would've knovvn.." "...the value of family and children." "What are you watching?" "Get lost from here!" "I am sorry." "Oh, Lord Thimappa." "What did father say?" "He said:" "Shut up!" "Are you out of your mind!" "He scolded her nicely." "What else did he say?" "He said:" "You don't know the value of family and children." "...as you're an orphan." "I am feeling so happy." "Why did she hit you?" "You told us to do mischief, so we did." "So, she hit us." "Mother, what do we do when she hits us when father isn't around?" "I'll surely do something." "You brat." "You and your father are brats." "Excuse me." "What is it?" " Somebody is here to see you." "Who is it?" " He says that he knows father from childhood." "Who is it?" "What kind of commode is this?" "It is such wide and lengthy." "I am unable to sit in it." "Even my stomach is aching since morning." "Grandpa, that's a bathtub." "Did you dirty that?" "Ram!" ""Rama Rama."" " What's the problem?" "Look there." "Father. when did he come?" " "Rama Rama."" "Father, what are you doing here?" "Is this the girl you're living with?" "She is so slim like a stick." "You left Bhama for her sake?" "Wear your clothes." "I'll drop you home." "Home?" "This is my house.." " Father, what are you saying?" "If you're living with your children, why shouldn't I.." "...live with my son, tell me?" "Father, you'll have problem with food." "You'll get only hotel food here." " Will she die if she cooks?" "Don't say that." " Ram!" ""Rama Rama."" " Yes." "This is too much." "I can't bear it." " I know." "I know." "Send him out first." " Just give me two minutes." "Father, why did you come here." ""Who let the dogs out!"" ""Who let the dogs out!"" "Why did this come here?" "To accompany grandpa." ""Who let the dogs out!"" " Ram, this is really too much." "No, this is four much." "L.. sister. grandpa. and darling." "Hell.. my life has become hell." "Bloody hell." "Priya." "Does anyone put their clothes to dry in the hall?" "What is all this?" "These are kids' underwear, this is mine." "This is wear and tear and this is tear and wear." "This you wear till it tears and this you have to tear and wear it." "Ram!" "Ram!" ""Rama, Rama."" "What?" " What, what?" "What scene this is?" "Father." " What?" "What, what?" "You're standing without clothes." "Where?" "I've wrapped a towel around." "Couldn't you wear the loin cloth at least?" "Is it possible to have bath in a loin cloth?" "You tell me." "Oh God.." " Just a second." "Hey, my undergarment." "Is this is a BDA plot?" "I'll put it outside to dry." "My life has become hell." "There's no independence in this house." "...even to put my undergarment for dry." ""Who let the dogs out!"" ""Who let the dogs out!"" ""Who let the dogs out!"" "Ram!" ""Rama, Rama."" " Ram." "What is it?" "What is it?" "What is it?" "What's your problem?" "Can't you see the problem?" "Your darling is having bath in my bathtub." "There's no one here." "Look.. there's nothing here." "Darling was here." "Oh.." " I saw it with my own eyes." "No darling, it must be your illusion." "Okay, have bath." " I'll not have bath here." "Okay, go and have bath in the bathroom downstairs." "Hey, what are you doing?" "I told him thousand times not to put my undergarments." "...on the terrace." "It fell down." "For God sake, don't put it here." "Okay, fine." "I'll put it on the TV." "On the TV'?" " Ram." "Somebody is calling out for Ram." " Mr. Ram!" "Mr. Ram!" "Mr. Ram!" "Mr. Ram!" ""Rama, Rama."" "Come here." "Come here." "What is it?" " Why have you tied the covv to the gate?" "Look at the traffic jam." " It isn't our cow." "Then whose?" "It has come with a visiting card around its neck." "I am Ram's cow." "Oh darn." "Excuse me, one minute." "Oh God.." "Ram!" ""Rama, Rama."" "What?" "What happened?" "Father, you and your undergarment." "That's not the problem." " Give that to me." "Ram, let go off it!" "Your cow has created a chaos near the gate." "Laxmi?" "Why did Lami come here?" "Lami and darling can't stay without each other.." "So, I think it has come in search of darling." ""Who let the dogs out!"" ""Who let the dogs out!"" " See there.." "Didn't I tell you?" "I am so sorry." "I am really sorry." "I'll go and have a look there." "Please, go and solve the problem." " Daddy!" " What is it?" "I finished brushing." "Make me wear my uniform." " I am coming." "Ram, first go and solve this problem." "Hey, go there, he is waiting for you." "Ram, wont you listen to me?" "Go there first." "Hey, go there first." "Go!" "Hey, come with me." "I have to help you in doing homework, make you wean." "...the uniforms." "I have to do everything." "Can't you do it yourself?" "Daddy, this is not my uniform." "This is sister's." "Oh God." "Where is his uniform?" "Daddy, today is Monday." "It is not white uniform, but brown." "The white uniform is here." "Brown?" "Daddy, you haven't made me wear my underwear." "Where is his underwear!" "Ram!" "Mr. Ram!" "Lami.." "Lami.." " Please, move aside, sir." "I didn't build the apartment so that you can tie your cow here." "According to the rules of the apartment you can't keep.." "...any other animal other than the dog." "Sir, this is a cow." "Did I tell it is a lion'?" "You'll keep the cow, they'll keep gorilla, and they'll keep elephant." "Is it an apartment or Gemini circus?" "Sir.." " See there." "There is a traffic jam here." "Come on, move it aside." "Sir, I'll keep it in our garage." "Don't you dare do that." "Come on, take it out from here." "Sir, where do I take this now?" " Tie it behind your car.." "...and roam about the whole city." "It shouldn't be here." "That's it!" "Take it out from here." " Okay." "Okay!" "There was a happy family." "Daddy, mummy, Gaufl, and Raw." "Then came an airhostess." "What did she do?" "She ruined our house." "What do we do to the airhostess?" "You have to throw a bomb on her head." "What do we do?" " Throw a bomb on her head." "You've kept my snuff box here." "Come on, give it to me." " No, I won't." " Please, give it, dear." "I'll give you only when you give us ice-cream." "Okay, I'll." "You have to give it now." " Okay, fine." "Yeah!" " Where is it?" "Come." "Oh no!" "You torched my house and are having ice-cream." "Don't you feel ashamed?" "Sorry, dear." "Children were playing with the candle." "I think the curtain fell on it." "They are children." "But you're old enough to know.." "...what were you doing'?" "Were you guiding them hovv to torch the house?" "That is a candle and not an incense stick." "Shut up, you naughty." "I was quiet till now thinking you're small kids." " Grandpa!" "Leave them, dear." "Children did that unknowingly." "Even I thought the same that children are doing it unknowingly." "But these brats are doing it intentionally." "Get out of this house!" "Out!" "Let Ram return." "Why?" "Did you come with Ram's permission here?" "Actually." " Out!" "Shut up!" "Get out!" "Out!" "Get out!" "Out!" "Get out!" "Father. father. what are you doing on the road?" "Where do we go if she throws us out of the house?" "Whatever it is, let's go home and talk about it." "That house?" "Get lost, you idiot." "Your girlfriend has warned that if I step in that house.." "...she'll break my legs." "I thought I would make you see some sense.." "...but you've crossed all the limits." "Father.." " I feel ashamed to address you as my son." "What are you gaping at?" "If you really are a human being.." "...return to that house respectfully." "We all will be waiting for you." "Sit inside the car, I'll drop you home." "If you just want to drop us and return, I'll not come with you." "If you tell me that you'll return home, I'll sit inside the car." "Priya, why did you throw father and children out of the house?" "Yes, I did." "They had already torched our lives.." "...now they tried torching our house too." "Do you Know how much he has sacrificed in life for me'?" "Does he know I've sacrificed so much in life for you?" "You should've at least respected him for his age." "If he had respected our relationship." "...even I would've respected him." "Look, don't argue with me." "I don't want to argue. but that witch is playing with my life.." "...your wife.." " Hey!" "Dare you talk anything about Bhama." "You're not worth of her." "Priya, look.." " Don't touch me." "Don't touch me!" "Oh no.." "What are you doing here?" "What happened?" "We did a mistake, dear." "That girl chased us out." "He is dancing on her tunes." "Is it?" "Enough of melodrama now." "We have to be real now." "I will be." "Get up." "Come on, let's go upstairs and play." " Come on, let's go." "Who are you?" " Hello, lam Bhanu.." "I and Ram." " You're having an affair?" "I thought she was the only one." "I don't Know how many more girlfriends he has." "No, madam." "I just came here to tell that Ram is common.." "So what?" "Can I talk to you for two minutes?" "I came here looking at the ad in the paper that you had given." "Come in." "This is Raja." "He loves Priya very much." "Just because he isn't rich, she left him.." "...and is behind your husband now.." "But." "Where's he now?" "Doctor, where are you?" "Come, sister Bhama." "Hey, sit straight." "Go." "Hey!" "They don't allow me to shoot anything independently." "What happened?" "The curry fell in my eyes." "Why are you holding this?" "Throw that." "Why didn't you go to the clinic today?" "I didn't go to the clinic, lam not tensed about it, why are you?" "There's a strike." "Nurse strike?" " Shanti strike." "Morning Shanti puked and told me that she's not feeling well." "She put the responsibility of cooking on me and went out." "Very good." "Come with me." "Why are you going there?" " To take the spoon." "To hell with the spoon!" "Come here." "Sit here." "Somebody loves Priya very much." "I know.. your husband." "No, someone else." "Someone else?" "She might be cheating Ram as well." "No, he is an old boyfriend of hers." "Oh, flashback hero?" "Yes, Raja." "Okay, fine." " No, it isn't." "This is Priya." "This is Raja." "And this is my husband." "Raja and Priya don't see each other." "My husband and Priya are fighting with each other." "Raja and Priya should come closer." "Now, we have to do an act and do something by which." "...my husband leaves Priya." "An act. do you get it?" "Where do I stand in this?" "What is this?" " Salt." "Wrong." "This is you." "You've put me in the center, why?" "How do you know all this?" "Bhanu told me." " Okay." "I see." "Who is Bhanu?" "She is Priya's roommate." "All live together." "Everyone lives together." " Yes." "First you, then Priya, and now Bhanu.." "What about Ram's health?" "You heard the whole story till now and now you're asking." "...how is Bhama related to Ram." "This is different." "This is different." "Everyone is separated." "All this is a drama." "That's it." "Calm down." "Where will this drama take place?" "Ravindra Kalakshetra. where else, it will be done here.." "Here?" "In my house?" " Yes." "Where is your house?" " It is in the same place." "But my husband will not come there." "Yes, you're right." " What right." "I take the responsibility of getting Raja here." "Your responsibility is to get my husband and Priya here." "Husband means." "Ram, isn't it?" "How many husbands do I have?" "Only one." "I'll get Ram here." "But getting Priya here in Shanti's absence." "Getting her here.." " What?" "Listen to me carefully." "Priya is heartbroken now." "She wants someone to console her." "She wants somebody to share her sorrows." "She needs a shoulder to cry on." "I am ready to give all that, but Shanti will kill me." "You want to support her?" "Raja will support her." " Okay, fine." "We have to keep Raja in between and get my husband back." "If my husband sees her and Raja together." "...he won't see her again in his life." "How do you know that?" "Husbands are betrayers." "They can see anywhere." "...but they can't see their woman with someone else." "No matter if it is his wife or girlfriend." "Am I right or wrong?" " I don't understand anything." "That's not a problem." "Just recite the dialogues that I.." "...give you and enact it." "That would be enough." "Yes, I can.. but I am a professional doctor and.." "...a very poor actor." "I can deliver babies perfectly.." "but dialogue clelivery.." "...there are chances of abortion." "You don't get tensed at all." "I've written everything that." "...you have to say." "Then easy.." "IVIBBS. it would be difficult if my son hears this." "I passed my IVIBBS the same way." "You said you want to say something?" "I'll tell you everything, but you have to decide." "Tell me." "Have you thought anything about your future?" "Without thinking about the future does a woman live with a man?" "You said the same answer." "Fine.. what is that?" "This?" "Ram presented this to me." "What did he give you?" " A chain." "Oh, only chain.." "I thought it was a nuptial chain." "As you're a woman, lam asking you.." "...don't you feel like having kids?" "Yes." "How many children do you want?" " What?" "Oh, forget it." "That's your wish." "You would've surely spoken about this with ram, isn't it?" "Yes.. he said, there's no hurry." "We'll have it later." "Does he take you out for a movie?" "Yes." "PVR." "Night show, isn't it?" " How do you know?" "I know." "Morning walk?" " Everyday." "Very early morning, right?" "So, it means that you both roam about before sunrise." "...and after sunset." "So, don't you think you're living your life in dark?" "Don't you feel your life is constricted till the bedroom?" "Forget it?" "Does he take you to someone's wedding?" "It hit in the center, isn't it?" "Look here.. after some days if he returns home.." "...and he falls sick, hovv will you meet him?" "I'll go and meet him wherever he is." "That house?" "Very good." "Will sister Bhama greet you and.." "...make you meet her husband as he is not well?" "If he is not well, they'll call a doctor like me." "Not a woman like you." "Sorry." "Rights of admission reserved." "I'll tell you something, don't feel bad." "Please, go ahead." "This society will address you as something else.." "...if they know that you're with him for money." "This dirty society." "Even a woman can earn lot of money." "But earning dignity in the society is a difficult thing." "You're very beautiful, educated as well." "Please, think it over again." "He is a man." "He can do anything." "But you.." "All fell.. all out." "What next?" "Anyways, an important thing." "There's a function in my house." "You have to come." "Shanti told me to tell you." "Wednesday at 4." "You have to come." "This is my card." "My name." "No. 66, there's a swimming pool in front of my house." "You have to come at 4." "Actually.." " Don't tell me that you can't come." "You'll get a good news there." " Okay." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Your glasses." " Thank you." "Thank you again." "I shall leave now." "I am ready to accept her, but will she leave your husband." "...and come to me?" "If suppose she comes to you by herself, will you accept her?" "I know it will be very difficult for you to decide as you're a man." "But what to do?" "Some people get everything they ask for." "Like my husband." "He got everything that he wished for in life." "Instead of thinking to buy a thing or not.." "...one has to think that does he really needs it." "You're right." "If she comes to me by herself, I'll surely accept her." "I can understand." "Since childhood, she's been brought up in poverty." "She has done this mistake to become rich." "There's a meaning to love only when you forgive mistakes." "Am I right?" "You're ready to accept your husband who left you for her." "Mine is not a big problem." "Raja, you're a very good man." "Just tell me what I have to do?" "You have to come on Wednesday on this address." "There?" "One drinks tea in the afternoon, who drinks whiskey at 4 o'clock?" "Yes, they drink." "In Australia." "Here if it is 4 o'clock." "It is nightfall in Australia." "Why this party?" " For some reason I am calling you." "Come." "You had been to Australia." " I didn't go." "Okay, I went." "You please come." "If you drink whiskey at home, won't Shanti feel bad?" "She's gone out of town." "You're giving a party as your wife isn't in the town." "But you're enjoying daily even though your wife is at home." "Be quiet." " Strange. you're blushing." "Don't forget." "Wednesday at 4. no." "66." "There's a beautiful." "I know, there's a swimming pool there." "Yes." "A married couple means." "How many times will you read it?" "Enough now." "I remember everything here." "Just for warm up.." "Do something else." "Something else.." "Oh brother, friendship is greater than everything.." "Can I say that dialogue?" " What is it?" "That's my college dialogue." "Oh God." "The next line is even better." "You take friendship to be.." "Don't say anything." "Just read this." "That would be enough." "I am not able to see anything in tension." "Did you finish reading?" " Yes." "Hide it somewhere inside." "No one should see." "Oh God." " No one can see." "It is 4." " Yes, it has to." "Did you hear it too?" " Yes, it is ringing." "I am talking about my heartbeat." "I feel like it may burst anytime." "What happened?" "Forget that." "Some or other will come.." "you go to that room.." "Why are you going there?" "You told me to.." "Come here, sit here." "Don't act like this." "You'll lock Priya and Raja in that room." "Okay, fine." "I'll be there upstairs." "You and my husband should.." "...have drinks in that room." "This is what the main problem is." "What's the problem?" "Drinking. lam a diabetic." "I don't want to drink." "You have to drink at least to get back my husband to me." "Please." "The government has put a board all over the city.." "...stating booze ruins houses." "But here, the booze is going to save a house." "Give me a plastic bag for safety." " Why?" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" " Father, where's no. 9 spanner?" "You were repairing the handicam now.." "...why do you need a spanner?" " I got it." "Go out!" "Go out!" "He'll either become a sportsman or a mechanic." "It will take minimum ten years for both." "Can we finish this work now?" "Doctor, don't worry." "If everything goes fine.." "...you and sister Shanti go to Thirupati and give your hair." "Lord Thimappa." "Do you expect us to go to Thirupati and become bald?" "Don't go there, if you find Thirupati is far." "Go to Nanjangudi." "Whatever it is, why should I become bald?" "People sacrifice their head for friendship." "...cant you sacrifice your little hair?" "Yes, I could've plucked it right now if it was one or tvvo.." "But why do you have to ask in wholesale?" " Doctor.." "Somebody's come." "I'll go upstairs." "Where are you going?" "Who'll open the door?" "L.." " Yes, leave." "If I get some doubt?" "Call me, I'll be there." "What if you get a doubt?" "No, I wont have any doubt." "If you have?" "I'll call you." "They can hear you then." "Yes." "Think of some signal." "Signal!" "Coming!" "signal." "I'll bark like a clog." "Come to me." "Fantastic." "Excuse me." "Bark once." "You bark same like a dog." "Very good." "Hello." " Hello." "Hello, sir." " This is a house and not phone, tell me." "Raja." " No, I am Shyam Sajjan." "Doctor." "Sir.. sir.." "lam Raja." "No. 66.." "Swimming pool, Bhama's house.." "Oh, you're flash back Raja." "Please, come in." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you." "Sorry, welcome." "I have to welcome you in my house, instead you're welcoming me." "No problem." "Same to you." "Sir, Mrs. BhamamanL." "She's gone to the neighbor's house." "Fine, I'll come later then." "You've come to the right house." "Bhamamani is my sister." "Ram is my childhood friend." "ShantL. my dog is calling me." "Is your dog's name Shanti?" "Yes." "Yes." "Where is it?" "Here, down." "Not here." "Just because the dog is here, we'll go to the other room." "Hey, Shanti, keep quiet." "I could hear it from here." "That is another dog." "Kanti." "Only two.." "I've decided that I shouldn't have more than two." "Dogly planning." "Please, come." "This?" " This is Chitti, my neighbor's dog." "What is it doing here?" "When Bhamamani goes to neighbor's house.." "...Chintamani comes to our house." "Come in." "Come in." "Chinti, go." "Sit here." "Okay, you're sitting there." "Sir.." " Nothing, be seated." "Did you say something?" "Sir, your dog is barking." "Couldn't you say it before?" "It is a signal." "Tea, coffee, or something." "Don't want." " Sir.." "Read this." "I'll be right back." "Why are you whistling at me?" "You were barking, so I called you." "Barking is the only signal." "Only I'll bark." "What special, you're drinking in the afternoon?" "It is a bit risky, but in flight they serve you all the time." "Sir, it is telephone directory." "So what?" "Read yellow pages, it is good." "Go inside." "Get inside!" "Who is it?" " He is old boyfriend." " Whose?" "Mine.. he is whiskey supplier." "Come." "Come." "Let's party." "You've kept only one bottle here and were speaking." "...like a bar owner." "You have even a supplier for it." " Which supplier?" "The one we just met downstairs." "Yes, whiskey supplier." "What next?" " Nothing, I'll be right back." "Where are you going?" " The dog is barking." "Am I important or the dog?" " It is yours." "Which one?" " That one.." "Coming!" "You're drinking." "Priya is here." "Go down." "Mr. Priyen." " Yes." "Please, come in." " Hello." " Hello, welcome." "You said you want to talk to me." "Come inside." "I'll tell you everything." "There's a good news waiting for you." "Priya." "What is it?" "Keep quiet." "Shall we start?" "I've already started." "Here, have it." "Cheers." "What next?" " Nothing." "Cheers." "We did, didn't we?" " Let's cheer for the second time." "Hey, you drank it ravv." "Couldn't you tell me earlier?" "What next?" " Nothing." "Priya, wipe your tears." "lam here for you." "Forget everything that happened." "You know that money is not everything in life, isn't it?" "We both united finally." "That's more than enough for me." "That's more than enough for me." "Super drink!" "I enjoyed your party." "Enjoyed." "V\/hat next?" " Nothing." "We'll have one more drink." "What a lovely party, pal." "Super." "There was a soda bottle here." "Where did it go?" "No, it wasn't there. - ls it downstairs?" " How did you know?" "I know you would've kept it in the fridge." "Go and get it." " You go and get it." "You're too much." "You'll find a chilled soda bottle in the fridge." "Hey, last room." " Okay." "Oops, sorry." "Hey, hovv dare you!" " Who are you!" " Ram!" "Ram, let go off him!" " You get lost from here!" "Why are you hitting me?" "Coming." "Lord Thimappa." "See, what's going on there." "Not there, go there." " Oh Lord Thimappa." "Hey, let go off him." "Ram!" " Lord Thimappa." "Raja, let go off him." "Stop it." "Put me down." "Put me down." "I am a doctor." "Don't fight like kids." "Bhama." "Hey, look there." "Look there." "Hey, she is sleeping with a whiskey supplier." "Who's a whiskey supplier?" " You!" "Who said so?" " He." "Let go off me." "Look there." "Do you think it is good?" "They must be liking it." "Hey, you're a betrayer." "I bought fridge for you, plasma TV for you.." "Plasma TV?" " I bought her a flat." "Flat plasma TV?" " Original flat." "Three bedroom flat." "Look at her." "How she is behaving." "She is having fun with the whiskey supplier." "Shame on her!" " What?" "Who whiskey supplier?" " You!" "Who?" " Raja!" " You called me home and are humiliating me." "Who called you home?" "He called me home." " Why did you do so?" "Shut up!" "Let me talk." " Go ahead!" "If you shout, I'll forget everything." "What do you think a married life is?" "What?" "Married life means." "I had written it in this. that two.." "...that is two hearts filled with love.." "Listen to me, first." "If you go this way and she that way, the life will get ruined." "When the hen named wife is at home, this crow.." "...this shouldn't be said now.." "Are you mad?" "Hey, what are you talking?" "I said it extra." "Come with me." "Where?" "Her wish.. you come with me." "Do you expect me to leave her alone'?" " The supplier is with her." "I'll teach you a lesson." "She forgot everything that I gave her and she is enjoying.." "...with the supplier there." "Peddusn" " Oh great." "You recognized her." "She's here.." " If I get angry, I'll break your teeth." "Life is like a.." " Boat." "Yes, I've written everything." "If the boat of the life should sail.." "...you should use love as row.." "Sister Bhama." "Shall I tell you something?" "This looks like old cinema dialogues." "Shall I say some other dialogues?" "You're here?" "To above all is.." "I know.. friendship." "No, I've changed the sentence." "To above all is married life." "You crazy guy, you're asking about the value of good life." "Many people sacrificed their lives for love." "That is married life." "What did you say there?" "You were calling her betrayer, but you're betrayer." "You were telling her that you bought a fridge, TV, and flat for her.." "What did you give her?" "You gave two children to her." "What did you give those kids?" "A tag of orphan." "Isn't it right?" "Everything is alright now." "Everything is alright now." " Good, you taught him a lesson." "Hey, shut up!" "Don't talk." "Fine, you talk to her." " I finished." "You talk." " What do I say?" "I am sorry." "Don't ask sorry from me, apologize to her." "I have to fall on her feet for the mistake I did." "Yes, fall on her feet." "No. no.." "Look, that's a woman." " Who'?" "It is you." " Peddus." "Embrace." "Embrace." "Not me, to her." "How can we do it in your presence?" "You both united, let me go and have a look there." "I am so sorry." "Forgive me, Peddus." "I am sorry." "Continue, continue." "Young age." "But be careful, my son would've kept the handicam on." "Brother.. thank you very much." "You opened my eyes." "Did you close your eyes till now?" "Thank Raja." "I'll never forget in my life." "Even, I'll not forget you." "Thanks." " Don't mention." "If my wife would've seen this good deed that I did.." "I wanted to tell that Bhama would've felt happy." "Oh God." " Hello." "You're holding someone in front of me?" "You know who she is, don't you?" "Yes, I know." "She is an airhostess." "...who gives chocolate in the plane." "Seeing that I am not at home, you both got united and.." "...have opened a chocolate shop in my house." "Sorry." "Don't say whatever you feel like." "Think before you talk." "The one who don't have respect." "...why do I need to think before speaking about them." "I am ruined." " Correct" "You ruined my life." " We'll go inside and.." "I shouldn't have come to this house." " Okay, we'll sit here." "Get up!" "You've done such a cheap deed." "My stomach is burning." "You can have gelusil and milk of magnesia." "Yes, you'll make me drink that." "If you wish, you'll give me poison." "What are you up to?" "To be with her, you took me to Goa." "...you even sang a song with me." "You cheated me and made me pregnant." "Pregnant?" "Hey, you didn't tell me." "Get lost." " Hey Kumar!" "A new baby is coming in our house." "ShantL." " What is it?" "There was a tiffin box inside it." "If I knew you would do like this to me, I would've brought a stone." "Listen, you have to decide today." "This house or that house?" "What do you mean?" "I was asking whether you'll stay with your wife or girlfriend." "Oh, I just now solved one case." "I would've left it unsolved." "What?" "Oh God, did she do something with you?" "You misunderstand everything." "You're an illiterate." "You are a fool." "Sorry." "Shanti, ShantL." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "To hell with your sorry." "get lost from here." "My father warned me not to get married to highly educated man." "Don't say that." "I'll teach you everything." "Get lost from here." "Sister Shanti, when did you return?" "Sister Bhama, I came on the right time." "I caught this man red-handed." "Oh God." "No, I still have more to tell." "Hey, move your hand from there." "Sister Bhama, if you hear what this man did, you'll commit suicide." "Oh, doctor." "What did you do?" "Sister Shaman." "Why are you staring at her?" " What did you do?" "Did you call me?" " That's barking." "Shut up!" " Hey Shanti, don't bark!" "What did you say?" " I just told the dog not to bark." "You said, Shanti." " Yes, the dog's name is Shanti." "Who said so?" " He told me." "Oh husband. did you say so?" "As soon as you met the chocolate seller.." "...you named your wife as dog." "Doctor!" " I told this to bring everyone together." "But everyone is hitting me now." "Excuse me." "Any problem?" "Hey, don't pretend." "Everything happened because of you.." "...and now you're asking if there's any problem." "You all are pretending as though nothing happened." "I know everything." "You shut up!" "In Goa you pretended as though." "...you don't know each other." "I introduced you and you greeted each other." "Oh, I know.. my husband had brought her to Goa." "Tell her.." " What do I say?" "Say something." " Why did you take her to Goa." "...leaving your beautiful wife behind." "You sinner!" "Come here!" "Why are you addressing him as sinner?" "You did all the wrong things." "and you're calling him as sinner." "Madam, you're getting it wrong." "Shut up!" "Who called you here?" " He." "Oh God, sister Bhama." "You're like my sister.." "Help me out." "What do I say now?" "Don't say anything and be quiet." "Sister ShantL." "Sister Bhama, you don't know anything." "So, please be quiet." "She knows everything." "You Know how all this started?" "Paper?" "ls it published in the paper that you're living with her?" "Oh God." "I don't want to live." "I want to die." "Oh ho." "You're standing quietly." "Now you sat down." "Go and stop her." "Everyone is giving me so much trouble." "Shanti." "Stop." "Hey, move aside." "lam going to my mother's place." "Don't go to your mother's house." "Come to your house." "Let go off me." " Sister ShantL." "Sister Shanti." " Let go off me, first." "Let go off me!" "I'll go and die somewhere." "Move aside." "Where's the steering?" " It is on the other side." "Oh God." " What happened to you?" "What happened to you?" " My hand." "Oh God." " Get lost!" "Let me see hovv you lead your life without wife?" "Don't say so." "A gynecologist needs support." " Listen." "ShantL. listen.." " Hey, move aside." " Who are you?" "How dare you come to my house and call me as dog?" "Get lost." "Go and die!" "Oh God, he doesn't know to swim." "Oh, Bhama fell in the water." "She doesn't know to swim." "Hey, go and save her." "She is your wife, you go and save her." "Even I don't know to swim." "Please, do something.." " Shanti." "Do you know to swim?" " Yes." "But I have some other work to do." "Get lost!" "Ram!" "Shanti." " Dare you call me now." "Even I'll die with you." "Wait, lam coming with you." "Hey, what are you doing here?" "Forget that." "Who took the car?" "Your mother, she's angry." "She'll return in half an hour now." "The car can't stop." "Vvhy?" " The break is in my hand." "Your mother doesn't have a break." "Not mother, but the car doesn't have break." "Shanti!" "Where's the handle in this?" "It is here." "You've fixed it this side." "Sit behind." "Come on, hurry up." "Somebody save me." "Shanti!" " Mother!" " Shanti!" "This car will not go to your village, but will go to Ivlangalore." "I'll drown myself in the sea there." "Father, tell her that there's no break in it." "She'll get a shock." "I'll tell it later." "I am a doctor, I know." "After she dies?" "Shanti, I'll tell you something." "Don't get shocked." "I am not shocked, but ruined." "You've kept that girl with you." "Son, you tell me.." "you want mother or father?" "I want both of them, mother." "Did you hear that?" "Yes, he wants both of them." "He is same like his father." "Don't. there's no break in the car." "Truck!" " Let it be!" "Don't go to her again." "I bind you with the oath of Thimappa." "Father, bring the bike near to the car." "Yes, I'll." "But son tell me before you do anything." "Shanti, forget about us, at least think about our son.." "Kumar Kanteerva!" "Did you fall down?" "You killed my son." "I lose my son." " Mother." "Mother, I am here." " Oh my child." "Shanti!" "Priya." "Father, be careful." "Don't fall." "Hey, keep quiet." "Let him fall and die." "Hey doctor, get down!" "Get down?" "I came inside with great difficulty." "How do I get down now?" "Shank." " Hey, move your hand." "Go left." " No, I'll go right." "Now right." " No, why should I listen to you?" "I'll go left." "Your mother is doing opposite of whatever I say." "Tell her not to go home." "She'll return." "Okay." "Fine." "Don't take a U-turn." "You'll get our house." "Yes, I'll." "Oh, Lord Thimappa." "Our house." "Don't go to our house." "Go to neighbor's house." "Do you want to go to neighbor's house?" "I'll take you to my house." " Okay." "Go inside the gate." "I'll go inside the compound." " Compound!" "Mother!" "Doctor, what happened to you?" "What happened to me?" "I am very sorry." "Forgive me, please." "Mother." "Mother." "What is it?" " Mother, this is my hand." "Where's your leg?" "I am very sorry." "That's not my leg." "I have my leg with me." "Doctor, I made a mistake." "I shouldn't have done this to you." "I am sorry." "I am sorry." "Peddus." "Oh dear." "Don't overload it." "What are you watching?" "Go to your house." ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""lt is time for the thieves to start their work."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""lt is time for the thieves to start their work."" ""Keep all your things carefully."" ""Once you lose it, you'll not find it again."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""lt is time for the thieves to start their work."" ""Why?" "What does it do?"" ""It catches your waist stealthily."" ""It makes you dance on its tunes."" ""Is it so'?" "TO hell With it."" ""It doesn't get warm even if you wear a blanket."" ""It doesn't get wet even if it rains."" ""So, it means it is topsy-turvy?"" ""It gives you an itching."" ""It gives you an itching, it makes you restless."" ""Without the fire the body becomes warm."" ""Beware, the nightfall is here."" ""It is time for us to be awake the whole night."" ""Look there!""