"Yellow Lemon and Red Lemon are the outstanding killers" "They appear in front of a big moon" "The moon is like a lemon" "It hangs in the sky" "Yellow Lemon do you know why you're invited here?" "It's so simple since I am a special killer" "A killer who kills hands" "I want you to go to Messy Temple get the hand of Master Min-pik" "What will you pay?" "I promise, you'll have as many lemons as you want" "Deal" "Who did it?" "I did" "I haven't heard the name of this killer" "A big hole" "Help me" "Alright" "Sew it, hold on" "You want me to mend this new cloth for you?" "Don't think that I'd buy any new cloth for you" "The sun rises" "Open the eyes, lie in bed" "The sun rises" "Get up early" "What're you doing?" "Please lend me your teeth" "No" "Alright" "Ok, I will lend it to you" "You'd have lent me earlier" "It's your turn" "Your turn" "It's fixed" "Waxen't it" "Master, it's alright" "39" "40" "41 42" "43 44" "45 46" "47" "48" "49 50" "Damn it, I want to break it" "Shit" "I don't want you to say such things" "Hurry up, clean it quickly" "Who taught you to clean like this?" "You lazy bone" "Take it." "Clean the floor" "Good morning, Master" "You shouldn't fool around early in the morning" "Cut the plant" "It's fixed, Master, it's done" "Who let you be that lazy?" "You deserve to be punished" "You shouldn't do this" "What a beautiful moon!" "I'd like to teach you the Wonderful Air Stance" "Senior, it's going to be 5 am go to sleep" "Shit!" "I am in good mood don't spoil my mood" "Breathe in" "Fart" "It stinks" "The theory of Air Stance is based on respiration" "The fresh air rises the polluted air descends" "When you reach the top standard you can break through 2 valves" "Senior, which 2 valves?" "Nostril and asshole" "When they are through you breathe with nose and fart through asshole" "Breathe and fart so a great force is created" "This is so call 'Essence Absorption Stance'" "Breathe in" "Fart" "It stinks" "Breathe again" "If we practise such stance why don't we go to sleep?" "Go to sleep" "Do you have a good sleep?" "What a poor student" "I am just sitting here to repent" "I wanna fool you" "Asshole, you have improved" "You are great" "Wonderful" "Siu-long, it's your turn" "What's the matter?" "Senior, you can do this?" "Something is added, eat this" "Come and eat" "So thin, I don't want to eat this" "Why?" "Come on, eat it..." "Don't move" "Eat this" "This is better" "Wait" "Nothing." "Eat now" "Wait" "Nothing, my fart doesn't stink" "Come and eat" "It stinks!" "Let's go for donation" "Great" "Let's go for donation" "Don't move" "Two swordsmen are fighting in the forest ahead" "Can you hear that?" "One in black suit and the other in blue suit" "You can hear the color too?" "I won't believe in you..." "It's so simple" "Open your eyes, and look ahead" "Who is nice and who is nasty?" "The one in blue is a good man" "How do you know that?" "He is Adam Cheng he's acted as good man for 20 years" "He has never acted as nasty guy" "You're right" "Alright, I am going to beat the nasty guy" "What are you doing?" "I just want to beat the nasty guy" "Damn you!" "We are making movie!" "Movie?" "Right!" "What are you doing?" "We are making movie" "Do you know how much we need to take a movie?" "Damn it" "Why do you scold us?" "We know nothing" "Actor, I didn't act well in the previous shot let's take another one" "Yes, sorry, take a rest" "You're so lucky the main character is helping you" "Or, you can't afford to pay our loss" "Damn it, get lost!" "Disappear now" "Damn it, I want this film to get the Oscar Award, damn it" "Have some tea" "Thank you" "You come out for donation?" "Yes..." "King yee, give them $2,000" "You are very smart" "Give them $2,000 more" "Thank you, master, thank you..." "Master said, woman is trouble" "Wine is poison fish and meat are the enemies of us" "Delicious" "So, we should go against them" "Well, let's destroy them" "Great." "Yeah" "Master, thank you" "See you" "I tell you, we'll eat whenever we see them again" "Be careful, don't wake Master up" "Get up" "Senior, where are you?" "I am here" "Where?" "Under your feet" "What's the matter?" "Sorry..." "Don't you look underneath?" "You stepped on me" "Why don't you go through the door?" "What's up?" "Do you se a ghost?" "Come back" "Master..." "So naughty!" "You are not obedient enough!" "You monkeys" "You always mess up" "Please be merciful" "I love you" "Be merciful" "You are senior" "Got it?" "I said, I love you then he is not going to beat me" "You should learn from..." "I want to take good care of you" "What is love?" "Why does love drive men crazy?" "Get up" "What are you doing?" "I can't sleep?" "Do you want to infect me?" "I am in love" "I know a girl, she wrote to me" "What is this?" "This is me, this is my lover she wants to meet me" "So childish!" "What'll I do?" "Reply her letter" "I don't know writing letter" "Let me help you" "What's this?" "This is OK" "You're more childish" "What's up?" "What are you doing?" "I want to meet my lover today" "I am afraid she would not like me after knowing I am a monk" "It's easy, just make up before going" "How?" "Prepare the ink for me" "You're like Elvis Presley" "So smart" "Really?" "I am sorry to be late" "Go and say hello" "I dare not" "You can tell he is up to no good be careful" "Don't panic, I will be with you" "It's going to rain" "He is so smart" "You trust your sister" "I've seen so many wolves just wait and see" "Take her inside, if it rains your hair will be over" "It's going to rain let the kids play inside" "Look, he is going to disclose his evit heart" "That's good, once a man is staying alone with a girl he will show their real character" "Be generous, and be smart no girls like chicken." "Go" "If there is anything happens shout for help" "It's going to rain, hurry up..." "It's going to rain" "Wolf!" "He is a wolf!" "I've warned you" "Are you alright?" "I've hurt my hand" "Am I like Elvis Presley now?" "You're like a wolf" "Oh my God!" "Senior, why do we see lightning" "Before hearing thunder?" "So stupid!" "Because eyes... are in front of ears" "No" "Our nose is in front of ears but why do we hear you farting before smelling it" "That's because..." "The ass is behind the ears and the smell goes forward" "So you hear the noise and then smell it." "Understand?" "Why the broken hearts love staying in the rain?" "Since he wants to wash away the ink with rain" "You have so any questions" "Man, come in..." "Clear your head" "Don't cry..." "Broken heart is no big deal you're so young, you still have chance" "Be good" "I'll introduce Queen Elizabeth to you later" "Man, what're you doing?" "He is a broken heart" "Cut the crap, go on eating" "None of my business" "What is love?" "Why love drives men crazy?" "I experienced that, so I understand Very well about his feeling" "I see, you were once a broken heart" "No, I mean your uncle Master Min-pik" "He went crazy because of love" "Master, will Man be crazy?" "So you have committed a serious fault" "You can't mention broken heart in front of a broken heart" "And can't mention love, woman affection, or anything about love" "These will remind him the pain of love understand?" "Look, so many doggies" "So cute" "I love watching dog feeding doggies it's so warm" "What dog?" "Bitch" "What is it doing?" "To feed the doggie?" "What's wrong?" "It reminds him of woman" "That's why he is so sad I can't stand it either" "Are you crazy?" "Master, we have a new born son and we have a name for him" "Please check whether this name is good or not" "It's easy, what's his name?" "Our surname is Fall" "His given is in Love" "Fall In-love!" "Fall in love?" "What is he doing?" "Master, fall in love!" "Who is it?" "Fall In-love is not a good name" "Why not call him Fall Ling-down?" "Falling down?" "Does this sound good?" "Falling down?" "My heart is falling down" "Well, what good suggestion do you have in mind?" "How about Rain Fall?" "Fallow any Fall as you like but not Fall in-love, right?" "See you" "Thank you" "I am leaving" "Nuts how can he suggest such name?" "Fall Lo-up!" "So weird!" "Don't cry..." "Why not name you Alan Tam?" "Man doesn't eat and sleep" "He be suffered from Psychological" "Mo-sie Tu-lo-si-see sickness" "You're cultured" "What kind of sickness is it?" "Reply speaking, it's a sickness created after being brushed off" "How to cure it?" "To make him laugh once he laughs, he is cured" "Man, no prayer, no practice and no lesson today" "Let's play happily together" "So ridiculous" "So cheap!" "I will do it myself" "You will laugh happily" "Just go ahead" "London bridge is falling down..." "Man, please smile" "Please, or the head will break" "Who is it?" "An assassinator" "Freeze" "Don't go" "Do you still want to go?" "Whose beads?" "It's mine" "Whose hair is it?" "It's mine" "Whose diaper?" "Bastard" "He smiles" "This is the end of your life" "I think you are gifted so I don't want to kill you" "If you follow me, you'll be rich" "Cut, OK, ask the double to take his place" "Your turn" "I am coming" "Bite tightly, go" "Come on, vomit it" "Don't panic, just think that it's painless then it's painless" "Right, isn't it painless?" "No, it really hurts" "Don't panic, it's hard to make money" "Think something happy" "We'll be paid later so we can buy birthday cake" "Today is the birthday of master it's so happy" "Be happy, wipe the sweat" "I havejust taught you a small lesson" "Be smart, think over it" "Cut, get the double here" "Again?" "Right away..." "Uncle, be careful" "Beat him, beat him to death" "Push him aside" "Great" "Double, get lost." "Brothers please come..." "Be good, lie down and don't move, right" "Brother ming, here comes your line" "Those who go against me will be killed that's alright" "Prepare for the next shot" "Be good and lie still pretend to be dead" "It's great, no more fighting" "Then, job is over" "Then, you are still very angry" "Open your eyes look angry" "Sweating, hold your fists and breathe deeply" "Then you shout loudly" "I want to whip the corpse" "Man, are you OK?" "Cheer up..." "The corpse, come on" "He is coming..." "Open your eyes" "Coming..." "We are rich" "So many cakes" "Do you like cakes?" "You like it?" "That's alright" "In fact, I don't want you to be beaten" "But if you didn't do so we would have no money to buy cakes" "When Master blows the candles off you'll get the biggest piece" "Great, yeah!" "I want to buy all" "It's too much!" "What are you doing?" "Why do you mask my face?" "I will fall down" "Walk slowly, sit down, be careful" "Open..." "Happy birthday" "Master, happy birthday" "Happy birthday" "Birthday Cake" "Birthday Cake" "Happy birthday" "Thank you..." "Pal, my master is 87 years' old but you have one more extra" "Hurry up" "Master doesn't allow us to go out for food so we've to fish" "What a big fish" "It comes more difficult to get fish" "You're great" "How about your side?" "Siu-long always catches fish for you" "If you can't catch your own fish you won't have any bite" "Let's eat" "I will fish my own" "Fish, here comes delicious earth-worm come on" "It's delicious" "We can eat soon" "Let's eat" "My dick hurts" "Crab is delicious" "I want to catch lobster next time" "Miss, do you want to fish or want to catch crab?" "I want to die" "Hurry up, a pretty girl has come" "Really?" "Let's go for a look" "I am so poor!" "So ill-fated!" "When I was three, I was sold to be other's adopted daughter" "When I was seven, I was raped by my adopted father" "When I was twelve, I was sold to be other's wife" "When I was fifteen my husband died" "When I was sixteen, my adopted father took me home" "And he wanted to sell me to the brothel" "Cut the onion later it stimulates eyes" "Thank you, it's better now" "Although you are poor we haven't accepted any females to stay in our temple" "Since you can't let me stay why did you save my life?" "Let me die" "Miss, wait..." "Master" "What's the matter?" "Master, Buddha said we'd said we'd save other's life how can you let her die?" "I'll let her stay here for a week" "You shouldn't fool around in this holy place" "Miss, please stay in the store room" "Yeah!" "Thank God" "Miss, this way please" "Mother is so nice..." "Miss, come in" "Sit here" "I will fix the bed for you wait a minute" "Thank you for saving my life and let me stay" "I don't know how to thank you" "Don't say such words" "Will you marry me?" "If you are willing to do so I won't mind" "I am just kidding, just kidding" "You are so sweet" "You're so nice to me I can't repay, but..." "Kou-tou to you" "No, please stop..." "I didn't believe that when two lovers get in touch it's like being electrified" "Now, I believe it" "You are stepping on the wire" "What?" "I mistook that..." "In fact it is..." "Don't panic, it's alright..." "I will take the bed for you" "It's time to eat, Miss" "Thank you" "Eat" "This is for you" "You bothered me!" "What a trouble!" "Senior, Master is coming, look" "Take it" "Good morning" "Good morning" "A hard time?" "Wait a minute" "And" "So disgusting" "How dare you fool me?" "Don't go" "Stop" "Master, help..." "I wanna throw you to death" "Don't go" "Master, throw him counter attack" "I wanna throw you to death" "Lower the head" "Raise the head" "My God" "Lower the head" "Turn back" "You should go to hell, damn it" "I wanna beat you to death" "You are a monk, how dare you fall in love?" "I want to teach you a lesson" "Take off your pants" "No, I won't" "Take it off" "I am afraid it would scare you" "Come on" "I don't want to" "Really?" "No" "It's alright" "OK, I am going to take it off" "Don't peep at me" "It's torn, you'd mend it" "Miss Siu-hung, you'll leave two days later" "What are you going to do then?" "I've made up my mind I can't do anything" "I will go back to my adopted father's home" "Do whatever he like" "No" "I can afford your living" "I can, if only you accept it" "I don't want to drag you down" "I've heard about your master's story" "He fell for a woman so he was locked up and starved to death" "You mean Master Min-pik?" "I am different, I am not an official monk" "I can quit any time" "He is the successor of Shaolin" "He fell for a woman of the Evil Sect it's against our regulations" "Don't try to comfort me" "I know if you fall for a woman your only punishment is death" "No, my uncle isn't dead" "He is locked up in a cave" "I send him food everyday" "He is fatter than me" "If you don't believe it, I will take you there for a look" "I do" "But my adopted father will pick me up anytime" "How much does he want?" "I will think something" "You can't afford it" "How much?" "$100,000" "OK, I'll try." "Wait for me" "Are you Chan Kar-lok of the Red Flower Society?" "Cut the crap, go back to Japan" "Great, senior, cheer up" "Cut, OK" "How are you?" "Are you alright?" "Are you alright?" "I am fine" "Senior, are you alright?" "Great" "Am I?" "Cut!" "Is the shot over?" "Is that OK?" "Is another one needed?" "Director, never mind..." "OK..." "Cut!" "Do you want another one?" "How is it?" "Are you alright?" "I am fine" "Take the medicine box here" "Wait" "Are you OK?" "How is it?" "Are you alright?" "How are you?" "Are you hurt?" "I am fine" "Really fine?" "Cut, first aid!" "Director, is that OK?" "It's fixed, this is yours" "Thank you" "Thank you, I will call you next time" "Fine..." "You've known it already" "Your greatest hint to me is that... you want to marry with my student" "Only two kinds of people will marry with him" "Either she is blind or she's something nasty in mind" "You're pretty, you won't be blind" "Although you're old you are quite smart" "Red Lemon, the killer of the Evil Sect!" "You're great, you could recognize me" "My God, about Evil Sect's hatred against Shaolin just let them go with the wind" "When master wanted to suicide with Min-pik you were the middle man" "At last, my masterjumped down from the cliff and Min-pik didn't follow" "Luckily our master didn't die" "So she wanted his right hand to pay for his unfaithful deed" "Everyone knows" "Shi-shui Sutra of Shaolin is branded on the right arm of the successor of Shaolin Temple" "Min-pik was chosen to be successor once you want his right hand in fact, you aim at the sutra" "What a pity that Min-pik died already" "I am sure that after kidnapping you" "Min-pik will show up" "My God..." "Good morning" "Good morning" "Siu-hung, I've got enough money for you..." "I've got enough money" "The sun rises" "What a sound sleep" "Who's shouting early in the morning?" "Why didn't master wake us up?" "Right" "Siu-hung..." "I've got enough money" "Siu-hung" "She disappears" "Master disappears too" "They must have run away for love" "Cut the crap" "Why are you here?" "Letter sent by a pigeon" "See you again" "Let me do it" "It flies over there" "Get lost, I will handle it" "Dear pigeon, you're surrounded" "Surrender now" "Be frank and you'll receive less punishment" "So disgusting, I will give you a fart" "No, don't be that impulsive let me handle it" "Don't be impulsive" "It's fixed..." "What is written?" "Location:" "Old Castle of the Evil Sect" "Time:" "Within 7 days" "Result:" "Your master will be killed" "Siu-hong is the killer of the Evil Sect" "These 15 years, the story between Min-pik" "Evil Sect isn't over" "How to save Master?" "Think something" "Virgin's stance" "Great!" "I've got it at last" "Great, you've got the Steel head stance" "Congratulations" "Stop" "What's up?" "Fire" "I've got it, I've got it" "Man, come and help..." "Break it" "No problem" "Your Steel head is so powerful" "Siu-hung" "Siu-hung" "Siu-hung" "Senior, you're drunk, it's me" "Why do you drink this?" "Is it delicious?" "You know nothing!" "Wine can make you forget trouble and pain" "And it will make you feel excited" "So amazing?" "If you fight after drinking will you be more powerful?" "Reasonable" "Get drunk, so you don't feel pain and have more guts" "Come on, try this" "Drink" "Drink more" "Drunken Fist" "It's really drunken fist" "No, it should be drunken chicken" "Why do you bring us here?" "Isn't this place prohibited for us?" "Master said" "If you want to leave Shaolin Temple you'd come here first" "To worship our ancestors" "Ancestors, we leave Shaolin Temple... in order to save our Master" "Please bless us... so that we could save our master" "A copper-men's position!" "What'll we do?" "Just try our best to go through it" "If we can't defeat them we have to die here this is our regulation" "Well..." "Go ahead" "Take a seat, I'm so tired" "Take a rest first" "Sorry for offending" "Try hard!" "Cheer up" "Cheer up..." "Cheer up..." "Try hard..." "Come on" "My God" "I've made it" "You've fallen asleep, haven't you?" "Not yet!" "Not yet" "We'll set out tomorrow" "But I have to tell you one thing or I won't feel comfortable" "You know, for the money you earned from the movie" "I've got a big share by deceiving you" "I couldn't sleep well and I don't feelat ease" "I hope you will forgive my despice" "We know it" "Do you know why you always have stomach ache?" "I shitted over 10 times today and..." "I see, you..." "I put some cathartics in your food" "I am more despicable" "I put some chili powder on your underpants" "Can you forgive me?" "Wait for me" "Great!" "I am glad to see you" "Master" "I'll handle it" "I've brought him along" "Set our master free" "He is a fake" "He is the original Min-pik" "Min-pik" "Who is it?" "Block it" "Shit, it's a world war" "Go to hell" "Go to hell" "Go to hell" "Go to hell" "Even my mom dares not beat me like this" "He can't beat me" "Virgin's stance?" "Invincible Virgin" "Wonderful" "It's you?" "Isn't it?" "No" "It's you, it must be you" "I recognise your voice" "Why don't you counter attack?" "I love you" "You liar" "I love you" "I've heavy burden do you still love me?" "I love you more" "Pal, what does that mean?" "Go to hell" "Are you lonesome tonight?" "Do you miss me tonight?" "Master, I am coming to save you" "Master, is there anything wrong with your eyes?" "Someone is around" "It's alright, I just want to check whether it's tight or not" "So, see you" "Don't come over, I..." "I don't know Kung-fu" "Senior, help me" "Help" "Man" "Senior, take revenge for me" "Master, he bullied me" "Don't be afraid" "You, come" "Drink the milk, drink" "No milk!" "What'll we do?" "Siu-long, here comes the milk" "Take as much as you can Don't give me face" "Isn't it absurd?" "He gets drunk" "How are you?" "Drunken Fist" "Lam Choi-wo's stance" "So comfortable" "Han's stance" "Lui's invincible fist" "Useless" "Master" "You called me master?" "Have you had enough kiss?" "No." "If not were my lips" "I couldn't have fixed her" "You liar" "No..." "Stop messing" "How dare you!" "Prepare the funeral for the old man!" "Don't kill Master" "Master" "Don't kill Master" "Isn't he Min-pik?" "You asshole!" "Why didn't you come earlier?" "Always come in last minute" "I was almost scared to death" "King" "You appear at last" "King, please let him go" "This is not his business" "How can you say so?" "Pay my daughter's life" "King" "She was dead" "Horrible Angel wants to seduce Min-pik to show up by her body" "Master, save Uncle Min-pik" "My Kung-fu is lost" "So what'll we do?" "You know what to do?" "Take care" "Are you alright?" "Shit, Master, think something" "What to do?" "Why do you stare at me?" "Master, does the urine of a virgin work?" "Sure, the urine of a virgin is an antidote to any poison" "Don't look, piss now" "Why isn't he killed?" "Here comes the urine of a virgin" "Go to hell" "It stinks" "Don't panic, please" "Once more" "More drops, more drops" "Come and help, be good" "More, please" "Urine of an virgin?" "He is afraid of virgin's urine attack him with your urine" "Siu-long, come here" "Senior, is the urine of a virgin powerful?" "It's sweet, beware of diabetes" "You bluffer!" "I won't trust you" "Min-pik, you've thought for 3 days have you made up your mind?" "I decided to tour around the world" "Why don't you stay here to be a monk?" "Vision is emptiness!" "I was a monk" "But I couldn't help falling in love" "So I want to tour around the world to live and die with nature" "Freeze" "Your Kung-fu was better 15 years ago youcouldn'tstopme" "You lost your Kung-fu now how can you stop me?" "I just want to take one more glance at you" "Promise me don't come back to see me I n another 15 years" "I can't wait another 15 years" "I promise" "See you" "What a hero" "He signed 10 autographs for me" "So what?" "I've fifty" "Why are you so greedy?" "Don't you know that?" "I can change it with one Jimmy Lin's shinning card" "Hi, honey!" "Darling!" "What is love?" "It drives people crazy" "I am coming" "Will you leave here for another 15 years as Min-pik did?" "No, he left for 15 years but I need only 10 minutes to fix her up" "Thank God" "Why?" "Why 10 minutes?" "Just three words" "What?" "I don't know" "47 48" "49" "50" "Damn clock" "Help" "Don't worry" "I've covered his sting king mouth, it's alright" "Go back to your seat" "It's great" "I didn't say anything" "If the clock drops it's none of my business" "You said it would be alright" "Go now!"