"Dolly Haas in The Ugly Girl" "you there!" "yes, you" "I?" "come here" " can you type?" " perfectly" " stenography?" " 192 syllables per minute what position did you hold before?" "I?" "sitting on that bank silence please!" "you're engaged follow me please" "120 marks per month, from 9 to 5, half an hour lunch break" "if you please" "Accountancy this will be your place of work thank you very much" "here" "gentlemen this is the new secretary" "Miss ..." "März (March) like the month of spring" "Miss März from today, you'll dictate your letters of reminder and account statements to her" "this is your place" "I hope, gentlemen, that this time, you'll be able to concentrate on your work" "yessir excuse me, are there any coat hangers?" "here you are thank you" "but there isn't any mirror!" "you should be glad there isn't" "nothing doing, ladies no chance at all?" "the job is taken couldn't you have a word with the staff manager?" "hey!" "hey!" "you!" "Miss!" "where do you think you're going?" "you!" "I want to know where you think you're going!" "the job has been taken" " but I didn't ask you for that - but I am so bold to tell you get back to your doggie basket, will you" "I won't tolerate that lip from you, do you hear!" "others have been kicked out before, be careful, you!" " good morning, Mademoiselle" " Herr Leschke, please get rid of that tiresome uncle of course, Mademoiselle please sit down here, the Director must be here any minute he's only dictating a few letters you'll be coming to the costume ball tonight, won't you?" "of course I am, I'm only looking for a tasteful costume how interesting" "are you mad!" "but that was the Director's girlfriend so what!" "if the Director has a bride, he can introduce her to me good day, Director" "good morning, Director" " I've engaged a new secretary - good, Leschke" " for the accountancy." " I hope at least she's ugly very ugly, Director, we'll have peace at last thank God, all that love-making in the office will stop now" "what's the meaning of this!" "I just wanted to visit you in your office" "Director" "accountancy who?" "yessir" "Miss März, you're wanted down in the personnel office, to get your contract thank you" "I'll be back soon" "very true!" "the director isn't right in the head" " yessir - and he even fired Anita straight away because we liked her she was so sweet" "I protest against the disfigurement of the accountancy bravo!" "if that girl stays here I won't be able to work at all by tomorrow, she won't be here anymore how are you going to achieve that?" "you'll see your address?" "Tilsiter 11 what?" "Tilsiter, like the cheese here you are" " would you take me up - employees are not allowed to use the elevator" "I see excuse me" " couldn't you make an exception?" " I regret, it's not allowed you see, I've never ridden in an elevator before because ..." "LUNCH lunch!" "now I'm curious" "# I have a passion giving me lots of joy # sometimes even causes suffering" "# I love kissing" "please stay here but I haven't done you any wrong" "don't you like me?" "not at all?" "[...]" "I'd like to be with you today let's go out tonight to a café or somewhere else" "and then ..." "I'd like to ... caress your hair just once over your hair, like this ... caress it" "you're making fun of me alright" "I've been making fun of you" "Miss Judge of Character herself did I hurt you?" "I'm used to it" "take it easy" "come over here, boys everybody come over here" "isn't she wonderful?" "delightful cute sweet" "look at those eyes the glance of a Madonna and on top of it, she thinks I'm making fun of her" "a fantastic beauty the entire exterior, that's what I said" "and the little nose, isn't it pretty and those adorable little ears" "I can even waggle them" "please show us kids, that's just great" "kids, I'm going crazy" "I'm going crazy" "Herr Mahldorf!" "return to your place forward march!" "the other gentlemen also" "I have no use for you, Miss März" " but I ..." " you're not suitable" " but you told me ..." " I was wrong take your things, follow me downstairs, I'll give you back your papers we'll pay you a full month's wages but please ..." "I can type very well, 192 syllables per minute please dictate me anything so that I can prove it to you, please dictate anything" "I'm really very suitable" "I can type 192 syllables per minute but please dictate anything, a letter or ... no thank you, really you aren't it's no use don't trouble yourself please gentlemen, won't you dictate me something?" "just one letter, I only want to prove ..." "I find you too pretty but that's not my fault if you please" "excuse me" "that was great, wasn't it" "where are you going?" "but he fired her" "I thought ..." "I thought he'd transfer her to another department" "I couldn't have known that he would ... at once we must do something about it" "look at the sentimental fool, trying to act the romantic shut up!" "the Miss was only for half an hour with us, but we'll pay her a full month's wages" "Herr Leschke" " what do you want?" " Herr Leschke, I have a big favour to ask" "Herr Leschke, I implore you not to discharge the Miss" " I would like to ..." " you'd better leave that to me here, go to the director get his signature and then pay out the Miss' wages" "In conference - do not disturb" "can't you read?" "I can, fluently" "hello there yes" "it used to work perfectly before what is it?" "excuse me, Director a signature" "120 marks?" "for what?" "for the new girl what?" "she's been discharged already?" "yes" "I wanted to ask you, Director if it wouldn't be possible to withdraw the discharge what did she do?" "she did nothing, Director absolutely nothing." "On the contrary, I did something you did ..." "what did you do?" "I kissed her oh?" "yes, kissed her you see, Director, one is human after all and not only an employee" " one has after all ..." " in the office?" "you kissed a lady during working hours in the office?" "all right, she may stay thank you, Director hand me the pen, can't you see I'm looking for it so you withdraw the discharge?" "yes, I already told you" "thank you very much" "have you gone mad!" "what's the meaning of this!" "who do you think you are!" "you may stay where?" "here no!" "yes" "I just gave the Director a serious talking-to you may stay" "say, are there moments in your lives when you don't kiss each other?" "no you see, the Miss stays with us" " here you are - that's news. let me see this is strange, I must at once ... you can go up now, I take the responsibility" "and I won't go to your costume ball either!" "you're even capable of forbidding me to dance with another man!" "then I'm having my evening off tonight" " so have I" " I beg your pardon?" "... my evening off tonight shut the door, there's a draught" "may I see you to your car?" "yes please my most ardent wish" "well?" "I can't go out" "I mustn't be seen" "I live at Katharinenstr. 17 you must be mad!" "what was the number again?" "17." "but you're so cheerful" "I'm head over heels in love" "so am I" "Fritz, look here" "how can I get out of the building now?" "go and have a coffee with her" "I can't, I've a date with that other ... with her!" "you must do me a favour you must divert the girl's attention for five minutes so that I can sneak out, ok?" "be so kind" " I'm not working overtime for you" " Oskar!" "I'll give you this tie" "out of the question" "Oskar!" "silk!" "pure silk?" "no." "no Fritz, no this will still do" "excuse me, has Herr Mahldorf already left?" "he must still be upstairs thank you" "how about it?" "let's go and have a coffee no" "look at that airplane" "goodbye then goodbye goodbye, Miss März" "you must excuse me don't mention it please don't be angry with me" "I don't know how this could have happened the lock wasn't working anyway but the mirror it's broken this doesn't forebode anything good" "has everybody left?" " yes." " everybody?" "I'm still here." "do you happen to have the address of the accountant Fritz Mahldorf?" "come in then" "Mahldorf" "what do you want of him, huh?" "nothing particular" "does he like you too?" "don't you like me?" "I don't" "I mean, it's a matter of taste your hairstyle might be different, a bit more ..." "you know what I mean?" "and all the rest, the ... well, Mahldorf he lives at Katharinenstr. 17 thank you" "did you give her the address?" "yes. why?" "oh man, now she'll go there let her go, we too were young once, weren't we you blockhead, now there'll be the biggest scandal why?" "did you ever see such an idiot!" "the director's girlfriend is at Mahldorf's place right now and nobody must know about it!" " her?" " of course, her!" "what's the director's phone no.?" "one moment why do you need it?" "I'll show her!" "trying to act funny with me!" "I'll show her!" "I'll make that phone call, incognito I'll make that call." "one moment" "the insolence!" "# I have a passion giving me lots of joy # causing me suffering sometimes" "# I like kissing # it's not my fault # when I lose my head # darling, I swear to you, I like kissing" "# first comes the first kiss # that's the most difficult kiss # and after the first kiss # it isn't the end yet, on the contrary!" "# I have a passion giving me lots of joy # causing me suffering sometimes" "# I like kissing # each person has a tiny special fad # this little fad very often means your greatest joy" "# each person likes something different # and I'm crazy about something too, yes I am... now be silent, you!" "# I have a passion giving me lots of joys hallo # sometimes causing me suffering are you taking long?" "# it's not my fault # if I lose my head beautiful" "can you hear too?" "# first comes the first kiss # that's the most difficult kiss # and after the first kiss, it isn't the end yet, on the contrary!" "# I have a passion giving me lots of joy # sometimes causing me suffering, I like kissing" "a pity" "hallo!" "hallo" "you [Du], I totally forgot to make that phone call let's forget it" "let's talk of something else" " who is it?" " nobody" " are you sure?" " I'm sure it must be somebody after all it can't be much of anybody" "go into the bedroom, I'll be with you in a moment" "is anybody asleep in here?" "you were going to take me out tonight, weren't you really?" "yes well, now this is ... because of ... what's the meaning of this!" "four flights of stairs and no elevator" "I haven't seen such a backward building in my life, have an elevator built in at once!" "not for you, Herr!" "we have quite other worries nowadays what's the meaning of this!" "you just drag your 20 stone upstairs by yourself not everybody can be as skinny as you are, my good man" "this is our director why do you shout at me like this?" "you must hide now, quickly why should I hide?" "what?" "but you must realize ... he mustn't see you here this isn't good for your reputation if he finds you in my apartment" "I'll go in there no, in here, that's better be quick open the door!" "I'm totally out of breath how can one live on the fourth floor!" "you see, with the wages you pay me I can't ... it's much cheaper living on the fourth floor and there's no allocated elevator costs why live on the fourth ... couldn't you ..." "third floor... the table is set for two how do you explain this?" "I always say, maybe there'll be a visitor, and perhaps ... you're invited to be my guest, Director ... go away from the door no, I won't go away" " you'll go away from the door at once - no, I won't go away is that so?" "Director, that wasn't necessary, you could have come in civilian clothes you!" "my doctor has forbidden me to get excited!" "let go of me, go away from the door" "excuse me" "I just wanted to get a glass of water" "my congratulations" "the Miss is your bride, yes?" "a charming guy, really" "pretty isn't it?" "dyed Doberman dyed Doberman" "hallo hallo" "Miss, connect me to Beethoven 67.12" "hallo" "I was already asleep yes is your fur coat at your place?" "are you sure?" "because you know, I've seen one exactly like yours ..." "Director do you imagine I stole the fur coat?" "I bought it on installments from the pitiful wages your paying me" "I have to pay installments for the fur for 12 months, Director" " but how could you ..." " be quiet let me tell you, Director, let me tell you" " permit me ..." " I've already permitted a lot, Director you come crashing in here ... dressed like a blown up Santa Claus and try to get into my girlfriend's bedroom what would you say, Director, if I wanted to get into your girlfriend's bedroom, Director?" "even the little employee has a right to domestic bliss" " yes - yes you come running in here, making expensive phone calls from my line with the basic fees being so high already you frighten my naked canary bird maybe he won't be able to sing tomorrow who's going to pay for his singing lessons?" "you perhaps?" "be silent!" "that wasn't me, that was him" "I can't reach those high notes explain what business you have in here, wearing this costume?" "costume?" "I see, I ..." "I was just passing by and ... and I wanted to take you to my costume ball" " costume ball?" " at my home, yes." "me too?" "of course" "I'll wear that one or do you mind?" "no but I don't think it's right for a costume ball go as this, huh?" "with the head sticking out here what shall I do?" "Yes!" "where's the jacket?" "in the laundry" "I have only one pair of pajamas and either the pants are in the laundry, or the jacket is this week I'm sleeping in my pants hmm" "Director" "Where is he?" " I can't let you in - why not?" "you're not wearing a costume who says so?" "I'm going as employee" " what do you want?" " is the lady wearing a costume?" "let go of her, the lady is my bride" " yes I am - please show me your invitation" "I don't have an invitation, I've been invited verbally" " I have my connections - anybody could say that you shut up!" "get out, you!" "one moment what did you say, I am to get out?" "help!" "help!" "what's going on?" "the gentleman doesn't wear a costume he wanted to ... without ... but this is wonderful - how did you get here?" "just great it fits you like a glove" "I've just had it made come with me to the cloak-room, take off your coats cloak-room, make it snappy, the hat" "I'll keep it on please take the coats of the lady and the gentleman here you go" "now pay attention you'll fall flat on your face" "well?" "how do you like it?" "charming delightful but you look exactly like me exactly like my little side-kick let's go in" "halt!" "I'll take it with me you!" "let's dance a little tango, shall we hold it" "could you move aside please drop your jaw, old boy one two three - hop isn't she charming?" "no, stay here two champagne, one for me too here you are" "drink this isn't she charming those eyes, how delightful the glance of a Madonna well, Madonna would be exaggerated, but delightful what about her nose?" " her nose?" " cute - and the ears the ears are delightful" "I can even waggle them show us" "how delightful waggle them again, will you" "this is fabulous where did you learn that?" "show us again please" "you're coming with me what's the meaning of this?" "I forbid you that kind of remark" "you've been waggling your ears again are you allowed to waggle your ears for strange gentlemen?" "you know very well that you may only waggle them for me, exclusively only for me!" "got it?" "now waggle your ears it doesn't work you see why doesn't it work?" "it never works when I'm upset and why are you upset?" "I don't know you don't know?" "shall I tell you?" "good day. how are you?" "thank you. fine." "thank you two liqueur" "you [du] you" "another two listen, you shall we drink "you and you"?" "[Brüderschaft] yes. yes." "you must take it in your other hand take it in this hand like this." "and wait for me give us another two you must wait for me look here your arm here" "now I've spilled it all" "listen, you stay here and wait for me, will you" "I'll be back at once stay here" "you another two" "cheers" "where's my fur?" "huh?" "I want to know where my fur is!" "what fur?" "the one I left at your place at my place?" "may I ask, when were you at my place?" "I want to know where my fur is!" "don't shout at me!" "I can shout as much as I want that you cannot ... allow me" "Mahldorf" "Fritz Mahldorf hello there" "allow me, Mönckeberg" "Hugo Mönckeberg not with me, Lydia, not with me, please come with me not with me, young man come with me" "I must show you something what's the meaning of this?" "let me introduce, Director Wagner, General Klowsky" "Miss Köhler well my child, have fun, see you later" "when will we arrive?" "where?" "the sea's quite rough today it is" "I think it's high time to get off get my fur, will you your fur?" "we can leave without your fur, can't we no, I want my fur!" "calm yourself, I'll fetch it let's sit down here, it looks cozy here we'll stay" "allow me to down a specially cold one" " ex - ex" "excuse me excuse me, may I have your attention for a moment yessir. very true very true" "I just wanted to get the fur here thank you" "allow me to down a specially ... ex libris" "ex" " libris - ex ex, yessir, ex" " ex I say - ex" "ok, now you two take can me home" "but I'm only one all alone" "how many lanterns are there?" "Over there?" "there's one no, they're two there are two cops cops?" "are you sure?" "very sure we're not going to quarrel in the middle of the night, I don't care" "there's a car take me home say, do you know at all where you live?" "Limburger Street, uh no" "Harzer or ..." "Liptauer maybe Edamer Square" " go away!" " then let's go to my place" "Katharinenstr. 17" "where shall I take you?" "the gentleman will be back soon, he'll tell you" "but we must get up at 7 o'clock" "hey!" "I'll just go and look for the gentleman first I want 45 pfennig" "I'll be back soon" "don't be sad, goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye" "ah Professor, did you enjoy it?" "goodbye" "this is my fur" "do you believe me now?" "this is my coat, my Fritz gave it to me" " what's your name?" " März, like the month of spring and I'm Lydia Köhler look here "LK"" "you?" "yes, I left the coat in your Fritz's apartment" "don't feel sad all men are no good and yours isn't worth anything at all him?" "oh what do you mean "oh"?" "I've visited him at his place and he didn't even kiss me and he gives away a fur that doesn't belong to him" "well, come with me now get out stop that nonsense and get out" "say, wasn't there such a small ..." "a small person" "I didn't see anything such a small ..." "like this is it possible that I lost her on the way?" "drive back the same way but very slowly" "may I get your coat?" "is it cold outside?" "very cold, Mademoiselle" "I don't need it, thank you" "have you seen a young lady?" "with a fur, like dotted Doberman" "I'm waiting for her too she owes me 2 marks 35 why?" "she left her ... didn't you drive off from here earlier?" " I have." " but she sat here in my car while you drove away and then she sat for a while, and then she went into the house" " what house?" " the villa over there she wanted to see a gentleman, she said a gentleman?" "I didn't say anything" "this castle, this hall may all this splendor be yours forever it isn't love alone which enables men to achieve bliss and happiness, oh no!" "even earthly goods most men have trouble to renounce" "I know I am an adolescent, hardly 18 years old the first down shadowing my firm lips firm lips - that's rubbish what does it mean, firm lips, no!" "I won't have anything to do with such ... what are we going to do?" "is she coming or isn't she?" "she isn't coming anymore that makes 3.65" "we've got rid of her, the both of us." "good morning 2.80 3.50" "where's the new girl?" "I guess she's still asleep that jumper is marvelous do you still need it?" "drop it but it's marvelous" "stop the car, Kager hallo hallo come here come here" "good morning where's the hurry?" "good morning, Director can I take you somewhere?" "I must get to the office get in" "well" "And where is your office?" "the Orion Insurance company the Orion ... and you're arriving only now!" "at our firm we start on time each morning, at 9 sharp in the office drive on, Kager" "I've never seen such a think in my life!" "incredible!" "oh well" "Orion AG" "with the old man!" "what a career and you've made fun of her only yesterday" "oh, my briefcase presently" " good morning, Director - morning, Leschke morning, Leschke" " where shall I put the briefcase?" " over there, on the desk here?" "yes" "you're wearing a pretty jumper" " good morning - good morning, Mademoiselle good morning good morning, Mademoiselle" "please in here" "I may?" "but of course" "what's this?" "what?" "it doesn't work?" "it seems there's a resistance, no idea then you'll have to climb the stairs for once what's the matter, Pulkmann?" "no idea, maybe a resistance or a blown fuse or ..." "Miss März wouldn't you rather work on the ground floor from now on?" "maybe in the Director's office?" "if the elevator isn't fixed get your things by the way, you've become quite pretty we'll engage a man for the accountancy, so that it'll be calm upstairs at last" "you see, Herr Leschke, it's like this ... if a girl isn't very good-looking, and if on top of if, she falls in love ... then she'll get really pretty this is most certainly the case" "say, weren't you going to repair that elevator of yours good morning good morning, Miss März good morning did you sleep well?" "very well but I've caught a slight cold, I had to walk home last night and it was mighty cold are you leaving us?" "I'm not leaving, I'll only be working downstairs at the director's office from today" " goodbye - goodbye, Miss März adieu!" "you must have been hit hard" "I?" "because of that girl?" "she's far too ugly for me bravo, very true, let her start a thing with our director ... silence!" "please, in here gentlemen this is the new secretary you'll be dictating to him the letters of reminder and account statements from today" "Splitter pleased to meet you over there is your place" "gentlemen" "I hope you'll be able to concentrate on your work at last" "very pretty" "you, say where is Miss März sitting now?" "Miss März?" "over there, in the secretaries' office" " no, over here - yes I know" "hello there" " hello there. is this the fur?" " yes this is the fur you gave to your girlfriend by mistake" " and you've accepted it?" " I did last night?" "on the ball?" " then you were up there last night, at the..." " what business is that to you?" "excuse me, it's none of my business of course but you were up there you're very fresh but the next time you want to give away a fur, then buy one yourself" "I will" " goodbye" " I'll send over the contracts the copies will be typed in the secretariat" "hello there well come in" "it's working but maybe it isn't the right coat" "I don't think it's ... nutria that's more like it" " I think ..." " how tall is the lady?" "the lady is ... about ... this ... and this narrow then it'll fit will it?" "then you could wrap up this one here what's the price?" "720 marks apiece?" "yes apiece" "but I can only pay tonight, that is ... only a part of it tonight, as first installment say, 200 marks you're working over there at the insurance company?" "yes, over there" "I've seen you go inside several times that was me you only have to ask the staff manager, he'll confirm that I ... that I'm good for the amount any time what's the number?" "helium 33.33 ask for the staff manager in person" "enjoy your lunch" "staff manager who?" "Mahldorf?" "yes of course a personal friend of the director thank you thank you alright" "I'll bring the money tonight after office hours" "I could also come over to you to get it not necessary, I'll bring it over" " but I'd like to come over - no no no no" "Wait for me after office hours outside the building." "I'll tell you everything." "Fritz P.S. This coat you may really keep!" "what do you want?" "good day Herr Kallippcke how are you, how's the family?" "Madame your wife everything alright?" "what do you want?" "an advance if possible, Herr Kallippcke, such a ... a small advance how much?" "about 2 or a bit more than 2 ... hundred" "sign a receipt for 3 marks in fact, I was going to ask for 200 what!" "millions, my dear Mahldorf, millions millions" "you, Oskar" "I can't leave the building again" "did you see?" "can I get that one?" "this one?" "Oskar!" "it's brand-new" "I regret" "Oskar" "do you know what to say at all?" "Fritz you know you can rely on me" "good evening are you waiting for Fritz?" "of course then you'd better go home it's no use anyway he doesn't want to have anything to do with you he only made the love declaration to you yesterday to get you fired" "it's best you learn the whole truth, then you won't entertain any vain hopes any longer" "he just gave me this hat so that I will tell you all this, because now he feels sorry about it in that respect he's a decent fellow" "now be reasonable, Miss, and go home you're not as ugly as Fritz thinks you are you'll find another man, you will" "what's the matter?" "the smoke got in my eyes" "I see excuse me" "take off the fur the gentleman hasn't paid for it yet and I won't get my money anyway" "allow me" "thank you" "Oskar" " the job's done - what job?" " I've told her everything - what did you tell?" "she got a bit upset, you know how it is what did you tell her?" "I told her you were just fooling around with her, and then she started a bit to ... you told her that?" "you told her that I've been fooling around with her?" "but you told me I should tell her that, Fritz" " what did you tell her?" " let go of me, I told her that you ... what are you looking for down there?" "I almost thought you wanted to ... you jumped in there for me?" "the end subtitles: serdar202@kg"