"¶ On an outer space adventure" "¶ They got hit by cosmic rays" "¶ And the Four were changed forever" "¶ In some most fantastic ways" "¶ No need to fear They're here" "¶ Just call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" " Don't need no more." " That's ungrammatical." "¶ Reed Richards is elastic" "¶ Sue can fade from sight" "¶ Johnny is the Human Torch" "¶ The Thing just loves to fight" "¶ Call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" "Hey, taxi." "You got a fare here." "Taxi, hey taxi." "Over here." "[Reed] Marine Hall, please." "[driver] Hey." "Okay, sure, Mr. Fantastic." "I'd have stopped sooner, but I didn't see who you are." "And step on it, Jack." "We're late." "[driver] Hold on to your socks." "[man] These crystals are the product of years of radioactive pollution on the ocean." "Watch their effect on one microscopic organism floating in the sea water." "[Sue] Why are we always late?" "[Johnny] Because Ben never knows what to wear." "I've shown you this to warn you of the perils of pollution." "Perils I alone can control." "Hey." "A sea monster." "And I thought this was gonna be boring." "[man] I am from the world beneath the sea that lies just outside your window." "We have endured your pollution for centuries, but we shall suffer it no longer." "Know that I am Namor, ruler of the kingdom of Atlantis." "Your time in the sun is over." "[Namor] Punish them, O tentacled avenger." "[screaming]" "Flame on." "[Namor] What is this?" "A fiery man-child?" "How intriguing." "Denizens of the depths, cool him off." "[Thing] Johnny got spritzed by whales." "Okay, fish breath, it's clobberin' time." "How'd you like that, you waterlogged loser?" "Huh?" "Not bad, buttercup." "And I thought you was just another pretty face." "[growling] [struggling] One sea monster, fit to be tied." " [Thing] Susie." " [Sue] I'm coming, Ben." "Your shield." "Use your invisible..." " Not me." "Him." " [Sue] Oh, no." "Get me out of here, Susie." "What beauty." "[Johnny] Look out, sis." "This interlude is ended." "Away." " [Thing] Hey, he's flying away." " [Reed] Stop him." "Hey, who was that wing-footed nutbar?" "He said his name was Namor." "Ruler of the world under the sea." "And he plans to be our ruler, as well." "He does have amazing powers." "And incredible eyes." "Well, I mean for a man who lives under the sea." "[Namor] The cool sea." "Home again." "How the astringent waters of brine restore my courage and fill my heart with gladness." "Would that these depths remained ever pure." "Sentinels of Atlantis, salute your ruler." "I hate Earth food." "Bring me some plankton." "You really shouldn't treat the help like that, my lord." "It's so hard to find good starfish." "These Earth people vex you." "Why don't we go to the Caribbean?" "Just you and I, for a little vacation." "[grumbling]" "Hail, O munificent and mighty Prince Namor." " Welcome home." " Later, Krang." "His Majesty is in no mood for your groveling." "I am here to serve." "My troops are ready to attack the air-breathers at your command." "And when I am the victorious conqueror of your new realm," "I shall ask only one boon." "One prize, fairer than all the rest:" "The hand of the beautiful Lady Dorma." "You overstep your station, sir." "My heart belongs to only one." "Leave me, both of you." "I must think." "You will be mine." "No matter what." "Did you not hear me, Lady Dorma?" "I said leave me." "¶ Aura Lee, Aura Lee All my dreams fulfilled ¶" " Hey, let me play something." " Hey!" "Since when are you a musician?" "Since you stink." "Oh, it's such a beautiful, romantic night." " Isn't it, sweetheart?" " Mm-hmm." "You know, if there is a race of water-breathing humanoids in the ocean, this analysis will prove it." "I'll just drown myself, while you're busy, okay?" "Hmm?" "Yeah, sure, honey." "That's, uh... that's nice." "[struggling]" "No need to struggle." "My minions have been instructed to attend to your need, as you now see." "Welcome to my kingdom, Susan." "Now, relax and enjoy the journey." "Ah, Atlantis." "My capital city awaits." "Is it not magnificent?" "A pearl of the deepest deep." "Lustrous and mysterious, awaiting my return in majestic silence." "My throne room is yours." "You can't get away with this." "Reed will find me." "And he, and Johnny and Ben will take me back." "I can breathe." "I filled the great dome with air for you." "Oh, you fascinate me." "I have never known a female like you." " What?" " I want you to remain here so I can get to know you better." "[Sue] That is impossible." "Nothing is impossible for the prince of Atlantis." "You need have no fear." "I mean you no harm." "Prince Namor, I am flattered by your attention, but I am married to Reed Richards." "How can a mere surface dweller compare to the power of a prince?" "I'm not interested in power, Prince Namor." "Or in you." "You must take me back." "Never." "Remain here, willingly, or my warrior legions will make the surface dwellers pay for the pollution they have unleashed on this planet." "You have 24 hours to decide." "[Reed] But why?" "I can't understand it." "It's just not like Sue to wander off and not tell anyone where she's going." "[Johnny] Reed." "Look." "What could have left this kind of print?" "Hmm." "Well, it's either a duck-billed platypus or a guy with a real weird set of ankles." "Yes, that professor yesterday, Namor." "He flew around the room with wings on his feet." "Holy mackerel." "And I'm talking real fish." "Hey, you don't suppose..." "If Namor's got Sue, he's got the entire ocean to hide her in." "[Namor] Select a bauble." "This is an unseemly display, Your Highness." "Explain yourself." "This surface woman is no suitable companion for the ruler of the seas." "It is your responsibility to your people to choose a consort more in keeping with the dignity of your family and office." "In short, one of your own kind." "Does the Lady Dorma have anyone particular in mind?" "I was right." "I've cracked the elemental bio-code of the humanoid water breathers." "Now I can track them with this new spectroscopic dowser." "We can use it to find Sue." "Hey." "I already had a bath last week." "Relax." "This is a special oxygenating fluid." "You'll be able to breathe underwater for three hours." "I'll be breathing, but I won't be torching." "Without my flame-on ability, I might as well stay home." "What's this for?" "An experiment that might come in handy." "A- ha." "Excellent." "Ah, Lady Dorma." "A shell of mead?" "Oh, you've been throwing eels." "I find eel throwing so stimulating." "I did not know." "There are many things about me you don't know." "So many things I would like you to know." "Namor has been stricken by that pale creature from the airy world." "He has become weak and soft." "Unworthy." " Well, uh..." " Krang..." "I want to apologize for the way I have behaved." "I realize now that you are the true power." "Do you wish to hear more?" "Oh, yes." "Take up the sword." "Lead your army to victory over the land dwellers." "And take me as your queen and co-ruler." "Your people are destroying my world." "Your engineers punch holes in its deeps to find oil." "Much of which they spill while trying to haul it home in unseaworthy vessels." "Waste and filth tumble down my rivers each year into my ocean." "They are contaminating my world." "As well as their own." "Many of us are aware of that." "We're trying to stop the contamination." "It's too little too late." "Perhaps, but maybe there's a way we can still be friends." "[sighs]" "We shall be more than friends." "I was speaking of my world and yours." "We could join together to save the oceans." "I know there is much you could teach us." "There is much I could teach you." "You, alone." "[Reed] Conquer the sea dome and engage the entry hatch." "We're going in." " Reed." " Ah." "He is a fool." " In the sea, I am supreme." " [horn sounds]" " [Reed] Spiral out, Ben." " Roger, Stretch-o." " Geronimo." " [Namor] Intruders shall perish." "Flame on." "[Thing] Sweet dreams, flounder butt." "[Reed] Stay with him." "I'll look for Sue." "Where's my sister, creep?" "Talk." "[Reed] Don't let Namor get away, hurry." "Raise the sea dome." "[Reed] The dome is flooding." "We must find Sue at once." "[Thing] Web-foot's making a run for it." "The ocean's on his tail." "Namor, what happened to Reed?" "Who did this to you?" "Where is everyone?" "They're gone." "Yes, Your Highness, I know." "What?" "Where are they?" "General Krang has taken every available warrior to defeat the surface dwellers." "I authorized no attack." "General Krang is a great patriot." " He has anticipated your command." " He must be stopped." "Too late, I fear." "[Reed] The hatch, Ben." "Get us through." "You sure don't know how to treat guests, do you?" "Well it's time you learned some manners." "I shall not win you this day." "But there will be another day." "And you shall be mine." "This, I vow." "Oh, darling." "I signaled the Fantasticar to meet us on the far parapet." "Hurry." "[Sue] A rebel general is using Namor's forces to attack our world." "What are we going to do?" "[Reed] Fight, sweetheart." "We're going to fight." "[Namor] My forces are headed to New York City." "Forward!" "[Namor] Lives will be lost to no purpose." "I must intercede." " Hey." " Come on!" "Oh, Krang." "You fool." "Hear me, Krang." "Stop and think." "You must stop this invasión at once." "I'm afraid you have no authority here." "I have taken command." "But I am lord of the seas and you serve me." "This is treason!" "I am commander of all forces and you are a foolish prince who has surrendered his heart and his kingdom to an Earth woman." "That is treason." "Onward!" "[Ben] Hey, there's that fish-market Frankenstein." "I got a knuckle sandwich with your name on it, halibut head." "[Sue] No, wait." "Hear him out." "I am at your mercy." "I have no army." "I have no kingdom." "Krang has seen to that." "You may be a threat no longer, but your general is." "And we have to stop him." "Wait." "This invasión is not of my doing, but I am responsible for it." "I will help you stop it, but I will not harm Krang or any other citizen of Atlantis." " Do we trust him?" " Yes." "Agreed." "My prince is joining the Fantastic Four." "They will face overwhelming odds." "Follow them." "[Thing] Them underwater yo-yos are playing it for keeps." "[Reed] So are we." "What's your hurry?" "There are too many of them." "Thanks for the update, Mr. IQ." "These creatures breathe sea water." "What would happen if the water evaporated and they couldn't achieve respiration?" "[grunts] Yeah." "I'm up to my shingles in bubble-heads, here, and you're playing 20 Questions." "Dry up." "That's it!" "Dry up." "[Reed] These characters are washed up." "[Thing] Hey!" "Vile traitor." "Now, taste my wrath." "I will teach you to betray the lord of the deep." "Look out, my lord!" " Ahh!" " Krang." "It was always you, my prince." "Always you." "The carnage continues." "Now, as Benjamin said, "Dry up. "" "Back!" "Fight, you cowards." "Fight." "[Reed] Don't let him get away." "But the water will put out my flame." "The wristband I gave you." "It's thermite." "It'll burn underwater." "Prince Namor, your troops have been defeated." "The city is saved." "Yes." "For now." "I must return to restore order in my kingdom." "And to see that Lady Dorma is honored." "She paid the ultimate price for her love." "And I paid a great price for mine." "Lady Dorma is of another species, but my molecular resuscitator may help." "Then again, I may be too late." "We're going home, my lady." "I dropped General Krang in the prison swimming pool at Riker's Island." "Good place for a sea slug." "There are probably only about 50 federal crimes they can charge him with." " Darling?" " He has a kind of nobility, doesn't he?" "He's welcome to it, as long as he stays under the ocean." "Where he belongs." "You weren't tempted to join him, were you?" "I mean, he is charismatic and unique and..." "But not as cute as you, you sweet talking son of a gun." "[Thing] Blecch." "I had enough mush for one day." "Hey, who's up for pizza?" "[Thing] And if anybody asks for anchovies I clobber 'em." "¶ There's Galactus looking hungry" "¶ And Doctor Doom is near" "¶ Here come the Skrulls invading" "¶ Do you run and hide in fear?" "¶ No way, no way No way" "¶ Just call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" " That's all, no more." " Now that's grammatical." "¶ Reed Richards is elastic" "¶ Sue can fade from sight" "¶ Johnny is the Human Torch" "¶ The Thing just loves to fight" "¶ Call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four"