"[Remote clicks] [upbeat music plays]" "♪ I don't care what you say!" "♪" "♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "'K." "I'm gonna play level 4 thundragon with plus-2 fire." "Well, my divorcion has lightning power when I use it with wizard water card." "Clarence:" "But then my guy chops right through your guy 'cause he has a chainsaw and yours is made out of wood." "[Imitates chainsaw buzzing]" " Uh..." " What the...?" "Clarence:" "Thanks for the fun, guys!" "See you later!" "Wah!" "I'm in jail for a crime I didn't commit." "Come on." "If you can't do the time, why do the crime?" "He shouldn't have stolen all that stuff." "Just get a job and earn it like my dad did." "Both:" "Go, Belson!" "Go, Belson!" "It's your birthday!" "Wha-a-a-zzu-u-u-u-u-u-p?" "!" "Okay." "That was a very, uh, practical point of view." " Okay." "Clarence, you're next." " Clarence:" "First of all, sincerely happy birthday to you, Belson." "You can have my bag of hair if you want." "Anyway, I thought this book was so great." "I started reading it, and he was in jail, and I thought, "what if the jail was made out of cake or something and he could just eat through the bars and get out?"" " Yeah." "Like, and, what if?" " Hey, thank you, Clarence." "Now, did anyone actually read the book?" "[Chuckles]" "Clarence:" "Guys, I really think everyone liked my cake-jail idea." "Wasn't it so funny?" "[Sumo laughs]" " Well, I mean, I loved it." " Jeff:" "It was pretty funny, but have you thought about not staying stuff like that?" "I don't think everyone can really relate to your sense of humor." "Clarence:" "Yeah, but what about a pie jail?" "Sumo:" "What if the bars are made of chocolate in the jail?" "Clarence:" "And then you could just eat right through them." "Jeff:" "See?" "That's exactly what I'm talking about." "You can't just spout words at people and hope they stick!" "Maybe you should look at people who are good conversationalists and try to copy what they do." "Clarence:" "Okay, Jeff." "I hear you." "But what about a ice-cream cat?" "Meow!" "Meow!" "Don't eat me!" "Meow!" " Sumo:" "I'd probably eat him." " Clarence:" "Don't eat him!" " Jeff:" "Just give it some thought, okay?" " Clarence:" "Okay." "[School bell rings] [gasps] The bell's ringing!" "Sumo:" "Aah!" "Ugh!" "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I object." "Enjoy a cup of joe with contemporary artist ..." "Clarence:" "Okay, Jeff said I got to find a good conversationalist." "That's when her tooth fell out!" "[Laughter]" "Clarence:" "Oh, wow." "That guy's really good." "Welcome to "the Clarence show."" "What do you want to talk about, Mr. Bacon chips?" "Talking makes me nervous." "Blah!" "[Rim shot]" "[Laughs]" "Nobody actually laughed." "Whoa." "What's he doing with that horn?" "Blah blah blah blah." "Rah blah blah blah." "[Horn honks]" "Blah." "[Horn honks]" "Clarence:" "Oh, he's honking it." "[Giggles] [horns honking] [laughs] [suspenseful music plays] [horn honks loudly] [siren wails] [laughs]" "That horn is a killer." "I wish I had one." "Then I could just honk instead of talk. [Gasps]" "I just had the biggest I..." "[bell jingles]" " One horn, please." " Oh." "Is this for your bike?" "Clarence:" "Nope." "It's for my conversation skills." "Oh." "That's just wonderful." "[Beep] [bell jingles] Clarence:" "Tee hee hee!" "[Horn honking] [gasps] [geese honking]" "All:" "I pledge allegiance to the fla..." "[horn honks] [laughter] of the United States of America." "[Horn honks]" "And to the republic for which it ..." "[horn honks] [laughter] one nation under god..." "[horn honks] [laughter] ...indivisible, with liberty and justice ..." "[horn honks] [laughter]" "Okay, okay." "[Feedback squeals]" "Good morning, students." "This is your principal." "Just a reminder that the winners of this year's" ""Let's diss disease!" raffle will be announced tomorrow." "Good luck on winning the grand prize ... two tickets to" "Squirty's moist mountain water park." "And now today's poem ..." ""a fall day" by Mrs. Shoop." ""The night is crisp." "The day is done." "Listen to the swaying leaves as they go..." [honking] [laughter]" "Oh, Clarence, what a witty deconstruction. [Chuckles]" "I heard the math quiz got canceled. [giggles]" " Yeah?" " Good thing, too." "I didn't study much." "[Stifled laughter]" "Jeff:" "I'll see you guys later." "Whoa!" "[Horn honks] [laughter]" "[Horn honks]" "[Horn honks] [laughs] Somebody farted!" "[Horn honks] [bonk!" "bonk!" "bonk!" "]" ""Hot dog police 2"?" "It's the same as the first one." "Should have called it "Hot dog police 1 again."" "[Horn honks] [both laugh] Not funny." "Melanie, we've been working together for a couple months now, and I-I think it's time that you ... [horn honks]" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Where'd it go?" "Where'd it go?" "Oh." "It's around here somewhere." "Ohh." "[Horn honks] [horn honks] [horn honks] [horn honks]" "[both laugh]" "Jeff:" "Clarence, the horn is a..." "[horn honks] ...gimmick." "At first, you were just..." "[horn honks] ...peppering it in, but now..." "[horn honks] ...you're doing it all the time." "People may like it now..." "[horn honks] ...but they'll get tired of it very quickly." "[Horn honking]" "Can you just stop honking?" "!" "[Horn honking] [both laughing] [muffled honking]" "Sumo:" "Oh, this'll never get old!" "[snoring] [horn honking rhythmically]" "[groans] [geese honking]" "Clarence:" "Gonna be another honk-diculous day." "...chocolate milk, and pickle spears." "And now the moment we've all been waiting for ... the "Let's diss disease!" raffle winners." "[Girls murmuring]" "The grand prize winner of the tickets to Squirty's moist mountain water park is number 7..." "[horn honking] [all grumbling]" "Come get your prize now, or we're giving it to someone else." "Clarence, we've been waiting all week for those results!" "Clarence:" "Just a little honk humor." "Come on, guys." "[All groan]" "Careful." "Careful." "Careful." "Care..." "[horn honks]" " Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!" " Oh, whoa!" "[alarm blaring]" "It was the horn ..." "the ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-rn!" "[Echoing] It was the horn!" " [Echoing] Not funny." " [Echoing] And it barely relates to what we're talking about." "[Horn honks]" "Clarence:" "No!" "No!" "Stay back!" "Stay back!" "I've got a horn, and I know how to use it!" "Jeff:" "We just want to help you, Clarence." "Put the horn down." "Sumo:" "Why don't we just take it from him?" " It's just a horn." " Clarence:" "No!" "[Horn honks]" "Never!" "[Horn honks] [horn honking]" " Sumo:" "Eh, he'll be fine." " Jeff:" "Yes, he will, because we're gonna make him fine." " Clarence:" "What's in here ... a new horn?" " Jeff:" "No." "People who love you." " I don't love him." " Jeff:" "Yes, you do." "We all do." " This is a place of love." " Clarence:" "Mnh." " Jeff:" "You may go ahead, Percy." " Okay." "At first, you didn't have a horn, but now you have a horn, and... [crying] [horn honks]" "N-o-o-o-o!" "Clarence, that horn is, like, super unbecoming of you." " It mega limits your vocabulary." " Jeff:" "You have two choices." "You can either get rid of the horn and rejoin society" " or you can keep the horn but ..." " Clarence:" "Choice number 2." "I'm keeping it." "Thanks, guys!" "Bye!" "[honking]" "Jeff:" "No, wait!" "I was gonna say, "but at what cost?" "!"" " But at what cost?" "!" " Yeah!" "At what cost?" "!" "Clarence:" "Eat up, little baby bird. [chomping] [spits] [sighs]" "I just wish they knew you like I do, Hornsby." "[Horn honks]" "No, that's just the bacon talking." "You're not going anywhere." "[Horn honks] [crying]" "You're wrong!" "You are good for me!" "[Horn honks]" "No, Hornsby!" "I won't let you go!" "[Horn honks]" "Well, when you put it that way, I guess you make a lot of sense." "[Taps playing] Goodbye, old friend." "[Horn honks weakly]" "Hornsby, I was wrong!" "Don't go!" " Hold my hand!" " What's going on?" " Clarence:" "Hornsby fell in!" " Oh, no!" "Come back!" "Don't worry, buddy!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Come on!" "[Grunting] [sobbing]" "Don't you go dying on me!" "[Crow cawing] [horn honks]" "Clarence:" "Shh!" "Be quiet." "Everyone hates you." "Just stay in the backpack, okay?" "Hey, Clarence, I have a science project for you!" "[Horn honks]" "This is for Squirty's!" "[Horn honks] [horns honking]" "How do you like the horn now?" "[All shouting] [honking continues]" "Jeff:" "If this doesn't break him, nothing will." "[Horns honking]" " Jeff:" "He's still having fun?" " Sumo:" "Told ya. [honking continues] [pop!" "]" "[Pop!" "]" "[Two horns honk]" "[Horns honking melodically]" "[mid-tempo music playing]" "[Music continues]" "[All grumbling]" "Clarence: [smooches] [horn squeaks]" "Sumo:" "That was awesome!" "Even that weird kid who doesn't talk was playing a horn!" " Uh, there he is." " Jeff:" "You know what, Clarence?" "I never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm gonna miss that horn of yours." "Clarence:" "Don't shed a tear for Hornsby, guys." "He's in a much better place now ... and so am I, because I learned my daily moral lesson." "Jeff:" "That being true to yourself and not letting anyone else tell you who you are or what you should do is the only" " way to forge true friendships?" " Clarence:" "No." "I learned that when you lose your horn, you buy the whistle." "[Slide whistle playing] Sumo: [laughs]" "[All grumbling]" "Gimme that!" "[Slide whistle plays] synccorrectionbyf1nc0"