"Now for the next scene." "use your magic and attack Mikuru-chan!" "the answer is NO!" "I won't allow anyone to harm Asahina-san!" "Just look at her!" "Can't you see she's already pale and shaking?" "Whatever." "We'll use VFX for this scene." "make rays or something come out of Yuki's wand when you edit it." "Like I'd know how to do that sort of visual effect." "scream now!" "Then fall like you're in pain!" "I think it's more appropriate here}" "Huh?" "We're going to a nearby shrine next." "We're going to get shots of Mikuru-chan walking with a bunch of pigeons fluttering in the background." "It would be nice if they were all white though... 434)}Please don't feed the pigeons" "460)}The Sigh of Suzumiya Haruhi III any color would probably do." "Can't you read Japanese?" "What the hell am I filming anyway?" "especially since it's not all that close and she's not even looking at it" "Nazo}" "Make sure you get that scene now!" "{See previous" "Nazo}" "Mikuru-chan?" "!" "What?" "!" "Retreat!" "you don't eat enough." "You won't grow right like this." "you'll only get hardcore fans." "You need to grow taller too." "and removed the ellipses since he's no really trailing" "Nazo}" "I'm not sure how many years it will take...  but Asahina-san's face and body...  will eventually develop to Miss Universe levels." "Although she doesn't yet know this herself..." "Haruhi. {Period should be fine" "Nazo}" "What are you going to do if that priest goes to the school and complains?" "Our cover was blown thanks to Koizumi's uniform." "I think it'll be fine." "and that blazer is quite common." "we can just feign ignorance." "I'm pretty sure they'd know the instant we showed them the footage." "surrounded by pigeons." "where are we going next?" "Let's go back to the field at the park again." "that didn't make a good battle at all. {No need for ellipses" "Nazo} with Yuki hot on her trail... rushes to save her!" "How about that scene?" "That's one random scene." "so she may well be seriously considering throwing Asahina-san off a cliff." "why don't YOU fall instead?" "You put on that costume and be her stunt double!" "though..."" "Nazo}" "Are you imagining silly things again?" "since "make out" tends to refer more to trying to focus on something that can't be seen clearly" "Nazo}" "Mind reader!" "Are the three of us the only characters in the story?" "Idiot!" "Don't ask unnecessary things!" "That's true... {Changed from "right" and added ellipses since she's agreeing/admitting it" "Nazo}" "Three might be too few." "Koizumi-kun!" "I'll increase your screen time!" "That's..." "Thank you." "Serves you right." "so I didn't say anything." "right?" "minions... right?" "That would be perfect!" "Taniguchi and Kunikida." "They play an even smaller role than that of minor characters: the minions of the minions." "I want Mikuru-chan to go through hell. {Removed ellipses" "Nazo}" "A poor girl who has to face all sorts of problems and finally lives happily ever after in the end." "That's this movie's theme!" "rather than the audience experiencing catharsis" "Nazo}" "What was that?" "Are you trying to say I don't look like I'll be of any help?" "We once again arrived at the park in the forest." "I think we'll drop the guns." "and changed "was no flash" to "were no flashes"" "Nazo}" "There was no excitement in it at all." "Mikuru-chan stands here." "Yuki here." "Okay..." "Don't leave your spots." "I want to film you two staring at each other as if you're ready to duel." "prepare the reflector board." "Action!" "What?" "!" "What do you mean "action?"" "you told them to do nothing but stand there!" "What kind of "action" do you want them to do?" "{Added quotes" "Nazo}" "that's so not a furious battle!" "That's because they're just standing there..." "Mikuru-chan." "you can't just relax like that!" "There are plenty of cute girls everywhere!" "all the younger girls will sneak up from below and surpass you!" "What are you trying to say?" "this is why you need to fire a beam from your eye or something!" "That's impossible!" "That's why your left eye is a different color!" "It's not blue for nothing!" "There's an amazing power hidden inside of it!" "And that power is a beam!" "Mikuru Beam!" "You need to fire that!" "I don't have one!" "Just fire it!" "That hurts!" "That idiot!" "{"This" vs. "That"..." "Nazo}" "Stop it!" "What do you think you're doing?" "I can't figure you out." "Let go of me!" "You're hopeless!" "Do you think humans can actually shoot beams in real life?" "{orig line:" "Do you think real humans can actually shoot beams?" "|" "As opposed to "fake" humans?" "Nazo}" "Are you that stupid?" "Of course I know they can't." "I'm just telling her that she should act as if she were firing a beam." "She doesn't have the aura of a main character at all." "You're a dork who doesn't get jokes." "It's because your jokes have that troublesome tendency of coming true. {changed "to come" to "of coming"" "Nazo}" "What would you do if Asahina-san really could fire beams?" "right?" "After we film that scene right?" "Thank you." "And who's going to do that?" "that was what I intended to do from the beginning!" "That shot was a no-go." "We're re-doing it!" "You need to yell "Mikuru Beam!" and pose like this." "Like this?" "like this!" "And close your right eye." "try it!" "Mi-Mi-Mikuru Beam..." "Say it louder!" "Mikuru Beam!" "Don't be shy." "Just say it!" "Mi-Mi..." "Mikuru Beeeeam!" "Yell from your abdomen!" "The stares of the families around us are starting to become painful." "let's try it for real." "Now!" "The beam!" "Mi-Mi-Mikuru Beam!" "since when were you standing there?" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Yuki!" "What are you doing?" "!" "What are you doing?" "This isn't in the script!" "Nagato!" "Are you okay?" "Eh?" "what were the two of you doing?" "Could you not do things that aren't in the script?" "Huh?" "What happened to your contact lens?" "Huh?" "we need to ask the one who knows what's going on." "do you know where Asahina-san's colored contact went?" "No." "Lies!" "Did it fall while you two were struggling?" "Why isn't it around here?" "pretend to look too!" "The wind might have blown it away." "after all." "What happened?" "Did it break?" "eh?" "coming from our photography club." "try to stick it back together with tape." "Understood." "We can't continue the scene without the colored contact." "What should we do?" "That's it!" "We'll make it so her eye changes color after her transformation!" "T-Transformation?" "That's right!" "You'd never wear this kind of costume in the real world anyway!" "It's more strange that you're looking for reality in a fictional world." "That's a good idea." "I'd like to wear something more appropriate." "Mikuru-chan's casual wear will be a bunny girl suit!" "Wh-Wh-Why?" "!" "Because that's all I brought with me." "the scene won't be flashy at all." "Wait!" "I just came up with the setting." "Mikuru-chan's normal form is the shopping district's customer-attracting bunny girl!" "you immediately transform!" "And then you become a combat waitress!" "right?" "Weren't you saying something about reality a minute ago?" "Let's get started then!" "We thank you for your sacrifice." "what was that ad-lib about?" "{I think the original original of "ad-lib" works better than "improv"" "Nazo}" "This." "So you took it after all." "Laser." "Nagato..." "It's always bothered me that your explanations don't even reach an absolute minimum level." "Please talk for at least 10 seconds." "It's a directional transparent high-intensity coherent pulse ray." "I see." "A directional transparent high..." "I understand even less now." "A laser?" "Yes." "That's a shock." "Can I take a look?" "It looks like an ordinary contact to me." "What's going on?" "Could you show me your right palm?" "not yours." "Nagato-san's." "I failed to properly shield it." "Don't say it so plainly." "It's painful just to look at." "It was very powerful." "It happened instantly." "A laser beam was fired from Asahina-san's left eye?" "Yes." "Don't just say "Yes!"" "I'll regenerate it now." "What on Earth..." "Did Asahina-san really fire a beam from her eye?" "Not accelerated particles." "Intensified rays." "I don't care which it is." "and atomic heat rays are all pretty much the same thing to an amateur." "The problem is that Asahina-san fired a heat ray from her eye." "Not a heat ray." "Photon laser." "I don't care about the scientific specifics!" "Is this an ability that Asahina-san has always had?" "No." "The present Asahina Mikuru is an ordinary person..." "No different from the general populace." "Is there some trick to this colored contact?" "No." "It's just a decoration." "Which means..." "would have left the back of my head." "This is Suzumiya-san's doing." "so reality changed for her." "That's what happened." "Wait a minute." "right?" "Why does a murderous beam of light get emitted after Haruhi wishes it to?" "Suzumiya-san doesn't need magic or unknown scientific technology." "then it exists." "right?" "That's true." "We know that Suzumiya-san possesses some form of common sense." "it's also true that this world's "common sense" doesn't apply to her." "I suspect some exceptional phenomenon occurred." "That's... they're back." "We'll continue this talk later." "How long do you plan to keep whining?" "Behave more like an actress!" "which is an award given in atheletic events..." "Nazo}" "Sorry for making you wait." "Zoom... in!" "Identity confirmed." "This is my Asahina-san." "What do you think you're doing?" "Don't shoot things that I don't tell you to!" "Got it!" "I can prove that I didn't press record." "I was just looking." "pay attention everyone!" "And get ready!" "we filmed what was supposed to be Asahina-san's "everyday life."" "What kind of "everyday life" is this?" "And after dragging Asahina-san all over the forest..." "It just feels off with that mountain in the background." "Let's go into town!" "Good grief." "Asahina-san continued to play a bunny girl until sunset that day." "all we did was walk around the block." "It seems Haruhi doesn't understand the concept of a film permit." "anywhere she liked." "Her freedom was as unlimited as Pope Innocent III's power over the Holy Roman Empire apparently." "She has the meaning of freedom all wrong." "that's it for today." "That was a long day." "I want to spend my Sunday tomorrow resting." "see you again tomorrow." "We'll meet at the same place and time as today." "You heartless slave-driver." "right?" "What do you mean?" "We need to be shooting." "This is no time to be relaxing!" "can't you?" "don't you dare put any red marks on your calendar." "See you tomorrow then." "We'll definitely make this film a success." "No... success is guaranteed." "The rest depends on your efforts." "Make sure you're on time." "Anyone who doesn't show up will be executed and then executed again!" "I'll inform Asahina-san." "About what?" "The laser from earlier." "she won't fire any strange beams." "let's arrange some insurance." "I expect she will help out." "after all." "But even so..." "I'm constantly having my life saved by Nagato." "Kyon!" "This isn't what you told us!" "Where's the beautiful Asahina-san?" "We came because you said she'd pick us up!" "But she's not here!" "but what's this all about?" "What are you talking about?" "You're the main character!" "This movie relies 30% on you for success!" "All I've seen today is Haruhi going nuts." "but that doesn't matter!" "This is an outrage!" "Go eat your outrage and die." "Stare at Nagato or something." "Nagato-san's costume really suits her." "Kyon-kun!" "Where's Mikuru?" "It seems Tsuruya-san was also borrowed as an extra." "So what are we doing?" "I came because I was told to come if I had the time." "What's that written on the armband Suzumiya-san's wearing?" "What's with that camera?" "Why's Yuki-chan dressed like that?" "Itsuki-kun's lookin' good today too!" "Busy girl." "What?" "Your stomach hurts?" "Idiot!" "Only an elementary school kid would use that excuse!" "Come right now!" "In 30 seconds!" "It seems Asahina-san has been hit with Acute Hikikomori Syndrome." "I'll go pick her up." "Give me that bag." "Vacant car" "I understand Asahina-san's feelings very well." "it seems like she'll become a real transforming heroine at this rate." "a laser beam is overdoing it." "Although it does appear that we'll be able to avoid any further laser beam emissions." "How?" "{"How" is more appropriate than "Why"" "Nazo}" "Nagato-san lent her aid." "What did you do to Asahina-san?" "She just removed her laser emission ability." "I don't know the details." "Nagato-san won't explain anything." "What's a TFEI?" "An acronym we've taken to using for them." "It's not something you need to know." "But I believe... even amongst her peers." "but... and I came across a taxi." "I noticed the taxi sign. {Dropped "that" from "that the" since... it doesn't make sense} it said "Love car" "I'll bet that was surprising." "But it drove off before I could double check." "And that's when I realized..." "Isn't love what I'm missing right now?" "I wonder if it really did say "Love car" "It was probably a private taxi." "To think we have to turn to a young girl and these two idiots..." "I'm not letting you use a fake cold as an excuse!" "We're going to get right to the filming!" "Mikuru!" "that's super sexy!" "Sorry I'm late." "I don't really mind." "Suzumiya-san!" "I'm sorry about yesterday." "It seems I unexpectedly fired an optical weapon..." "Don't worry about it." "I'm fine." "I was bitten." "By what?" "By Nagato-san." "It was apparently to inject some nanomachines..." "But my eyes won't fire again so that's good." "What did she inject?" "along with Koizumi-kun..." "What secrets are you discussing?" "you're so cute!" "I want to take you home!" "{changed "bring" to "take"." "I wonder if it's a reference to Rena in Higurashi" "Nazo}" "Don't look." "You'll hog all the good sights." "I've decided on the location!" "Apparently there's a huge pond near Koizumi-kun's place." "So we'll be shooting there for the time being!" "Film Crew Line"