"I THINK IT'S FUCKING WITH US." "ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW?" "I THINK SO." "[ CLANG ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO," "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "THE BATTERIES, THE BATTERIES." "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON." "[ GROWLS ] [ BOTH SCREAM ]" "HE WAS BUSY WITH SOMEONE OUT BACK, SO I LEFT THE KEYS IN THE" "MAIL SLOT." "HEY, BUDDY." "OHHHH!" "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "HEY!" "HEY, BUDDY." "HEY, JARMON'S BACK." "HOW'S THE LLAMA-BREEDING BUSINESS?" "EH, THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO." "THAT WAS A BAD IDEA." "I'M, UH, DELIVERING FROZEN MEAT NOW ACROSS COUNTRY." "IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD." "NICE." "BUT I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY HERE, HELP MARION OUT BEFORE THE" "PLACE GOES INTO RUINS, YOU KNOW?" "RIGHT." "YOU SHOULD GET HIM A LITTER BOX, MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "WHEN YOU LET A CAT OUTSIDE, TO DO HIS BUSINESS, YOU USUALLY" "GET -- COLONEL SNACKS WOULD NEVER" "LEAVE HIS MOMMY, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT HE'S NOT THE ONLY PET TO" "GO MISSING FROM THIS BROKEN-DOWN BUILDING." "NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO MR. MARSHMALLOW." "SO, YOU GUYS, UH, GOING ON VACATION, BUD?" "UH, DANNY." "I KNOW." "LIVED HERE FOR FOUR YEARS." "I-I KNOW." "DANNY." "I-I KNOW YOUR NAME." "YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO ON VACATION." "WE'RE GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING WE OWN." "I HAVE A NIECE WHO LIVES IN A RITZY CONDOMINIUM DOWNTOWN, AND" "I MAY JUST TAKE HER UP ON HER OFFER TO GO LIVE WITH HER." "DON'T BURDEN YOUR FAMILY, MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "BURDEN..." "US." "YOU SURE IT'S " " IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO MOVE IN THIS ECONOMY?" "UH, THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY." "WELL, THERE'S ELECTRICITY." "I MEAN, I FIXED IT WHEN I WAS HERE IN APRIL." "THAT'S THE CHURCH'S POWER, AND IT WORKS ABOUT 40% OF THE" "TIME." "[ CHUCKLES ] STEALING POWER FROM THE" "CHURCH " " BAD KARMA, DUDE." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "YOU LOVE LIVING HERE." "IT'S PART OF YOUR CHARACTER." "[ CHUCKLES ] GUESS YOU DON'T THINK MUCH OF MY" "CHARACTER." "YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART HERE, DANNY." "LOOK, THEY SHUT THE GAS OFF A MONTH AGO." "SERIOUSLY?" "YEAH." "UH, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, ALL RIGHT?" "[ SIGHS ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "[ KNOCKS ON TRUCK ] IT'S TRAGIC." "THIS PLACE DIED RIGHT ALONG WITH YOUR BOYS'S MOTHER." "WELL, WE HOPE YOU DECIDE TO STAY, MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "THE BUILDING WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU..." "AND YOUR HEARTFELT COMMENTS ABOUT HOW MUCH WE DISAPPOINT OUR" "DEAD MOTHER." "[ HORN HONKS ] HEY." "HEY." "SO, YOU LOST WHAT'S-THEIR-FACE AND THE BABY PATROL, HUH?" "YEAH." "WE'RE ABOUT TO LOSE SOUR-PUSSY AND THE PUSSY PARADE," "TOO, SO..." "WHAT " " WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH THE GAS, MARION?" "SAME THING WE DID WITH THE ELECTRICITY." "I STOPPED PAYING FOR IT." "WELL, I'M BACK TO SAVE YOUR ASS AGAIN, SO YOU'RE WELCOME." "WHAT?" "THE LLAMAS ALL DIE?" "THE MEAT-DELIVERY BUSINESS IS GOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU." "I'M SURE IT IS." "JUST SOME UNFORESEEABLE FACTORS RELATING TO THE ECONOMY" "IS ALL." "WELL, I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE YOU'VE RETURNED." "[ Laughing ] WELL, YOU SHOULD, 'CAUSE WE ARE GONNA FIX" "UP ONE OF THE VACANT APARTMENTS, RIGHT?" "WE'LL FIX IT UP AND TURN IT INTO A MODEL UNIT, OKAY?" "PRETTY IT UP, GET SOME NEW TENANTS IN, COVER THE EXPENSES," "PAY SOME BILLS." "ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE HAVE ONE VACANT ON 2..." "OKAY." "...AND ALL OF THEM ON 1." "ALL OF THEM?" "YEAH." "FUCK." "OKAY." "COOL." "ALL OF THEM." "LET'S GO." "WHAT'S THIS?" "OH, YEAH." "ALL THE TENANTS KEEP LOSING THEIR PETS AND BLAMING ME." "[ LAUGHS ] HOW IS THAT OUR FAULT?" "I DON'T THINK IT IS." "ALL RIGHT." "FIRST STEP TO THE BEAUTIFICATION PROJECT " " TAKE THESE DOWN." "[ GROANS ] I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET ALL" "MOTIVATED." "YOU SMELL LIKE RED BULL AND DESPERATION." "THAT'S A GOOD START." "WE SHOULD GO TO THE BAR." "OKAY." "[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ] ¶ OH, DON'T LOSE IT NOW" "UH-OH." "HE'S BACK." "LLAMAS REJECT YOUR SEXUAL ADVANCES?" "YES, THEY DID." "I HAVE RETURNED TO BRING THIS BUILDING BACK TO ITS GLORY DAYS." "WELL, TECHNICALLY, ITS GLORY DAYS WERE DURING PROHIBITION" "WHEN IT WAS A SPEAKEASY AND A BROTHEL." "OKAY, ITS MORE-RECENT GLORY DAYS, LIKE WHEN PEOPLE LIVED IN" "THE APARTMENTS UPSTAIRS AND, WELL, PEOPLE OTHER THAN US DRANK" "IN THE BAR." "YEAH, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST IF YOU JUST BURNED THE" "PLACE DOWN AND GOT THE INSURANCE MONEY." "OH, YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE SO THRILLED TO SEE YOU CONSIDERING" "THIS." "OW!" "WE'RE WEREN'T." "MM-HMM." "GEEZ." "¶ EVEN WHEN YOUR GOODNESS HAS BEEN AFFECTED ¶" "¶ BY THIS DARK, DARK..." "STOP IT." "ARE YOU BEING GROSS?" "NO." "STOP BEING GROSS." "I WASN'T BEING GROSS." "YES, YOU ARE." "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS GUY ONE DAY, K.C." "EW." "WE HAVE A FULL AND THRIVING BUSINESS UPSTAIRS." "AND OUR BAND HAS A CHEAPLY SHOT, BUT VERY CLEVERLY MADE," "MUSIC VIDEO ON THE INTERNETS." "RIGHT?" "THE " " THE MOMENTUM OF THE BEAUTIFICATION PROJECT" "HAS GOT CARRYOVER TO THE BAND." "NICHOLAS!" "WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!" "I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE BROKEN UP." "JESUS!" "I'M GONNA GO AND PHILOSOPHIZE WITH DAVE." "OKAY." "SOUNDS FUN." "ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN OF ATTACK THERE, SPORT-O?" "WELL, I HAVE A CLEAR MENTAL IMAGE." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] ¶ MY FOOT AND YOUR ASS ARE" "GETTING MARRIED ¶ ¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO" "¶ WEE-OH, WEE-OH ¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO-OOH" "¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO ¶ WEE-OH, WEE-OH" "¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO ¶ YOUR ASS NEVER" "¶ STOOD A CHANCE WHEN ¶ MY BOOT MET" "¶ YOUR PANTS ¶ I KICKED YOUR ASS" "¶ AND THAT WAS IT ¶ 'CAUSE WHEN I'M KICKING" "ASS... ¶ ¶ IT STAYS KICKED!" "MM, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE US." "DO WE HAVE A BROOM?" "NO." "BUT I HAVE LEATHER PANTS." "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "7:00." "IT'S SATURDAY." "TUESDAY." "START FIRST THING TOMORROW?" "THAT SOUNDS GOOD." "OH, YOU GUYS ARE AN INSPIRATION." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "WHAT DO YOU THINK IS..." "[ BUZZING ] WHAT?" "GOD AND HIS CHURCH ARE ANGRY AT YOUR ELECTRICITY-STEALING" "WAYS." "SORRY." "WHAT DO I THINK IS WHAT?" "WHAT?" "YOU SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK..."" "OH, OH." "WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE'S PETS?" "I DON'T KNOW." "THEY GET FED UP WITH LIVING IN THIS DUMP AND THEY LEAVE?" "THAT'S FAIR." "OH, COME ON, DONUT." "GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR." "YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DOG." "[ DOG BARKS ] NO, YOU'RE NOT!" "[ DOG BARKS ] NO, YOU'RE NOT!" "IF IT'S A RODENT, WE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT AWAY." "A RODENT THAT GOES INTO THE APARTMENTS AND TAKES THE PETS" "BACK OUT TO EAT THEM?" "I'M SKEPTICAL." "GO WAIT FOR MOMMY, DONUT." "[ Straining ] UNCLE PAULIE'S TRYING TO TAKE A DUMP." "MAYBE IT'S, UH, AN EVIL RICH LADY WHO'S MAKING A COAT FROM" "THEIR FUR." "UNLESS IT'S A RODENT." "AGAIN, I DON'T TOO THINK MUCH OF THAT THEORY." "[ SIGHS ] [ DOG BARKS ]" "I'M JUST SAYING " " RODENT." "[ GROWLING ] [ DOG BARKS, WHIMPERS ]" "[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] [ KEYS JINGLING ]" "[ GROWLING CONTINUES ] NOPE." "[ DOG WHIMPERS ] MONSTER." "YEAH, THAT'S A MUCH BETTER THEORY." "MAYBE IT'S, LIKE, A..." "IT COULD BE, LIKE, A GERBIL-FUCKING VAMPIRE." "[ GROWLS ] FUCK OFF." "SHUT UP." "FUCK OFF!" "SHUT UP!" "[ GROWLS ] FUCK YOU!" "[ BOTH SCREAM ] [ SCREAMING STOPS ]" "[ GASPING ] GIMME, GIMME, GIMME." "I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS." "[ Dialing ] HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!" "MY NAME IS JARMON MUGG." "I'M THE LANDLORD AT 3223 WEST BELMONT." "T-T-THERE'S A-A FUCKING MONSTER IN OUR FUCKING BUILDING!" "STOP!" "JUST WAIT." "WHAT THE F-- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." "Listen, listen, listen, listen." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] [ Beep ]" "I THINK THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA COME ANYWAY." "I SAID OUR ADDRESS." "THERE'S GOT TO BE A-A FINE OR SOMETHING FOR PRANK-CALLING 911." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] COME WITH ME." "YEAH!" "VANDALS." "THE KIDS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ARE "MONSTERS."" "THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO CALL 911!" "OW!" "LISTEN BEFORE YOU GET MAD." "LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY BEFORE YOU GET MAD!" "LISTEN, YOU CAUGHT THE VANDALS, AND WHEN YOU TRIED TO STOP THEM," "THEY MUGGED YOU, RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "YOU'RE A HERO." "THAT'S A STUPID IDEA!" "I'M NOT GETTING MUGGED!" "IF I GET MUGGED, I HAVE TO GO TO A POLICE STATION AND " " AND THEN" "FILL OUT A POLICE REPORT AND THEN DESCRIBE MY ATTACKER." "DAMN IT!" "YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD POINT." "[ GROANS ] GIMME..." "THERE." "I ONLY MEANT ONE COULD BE AN ACCIDENT." "TWO " " THAT'S VANDALS." "YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY A BETTER IDEA." "[ SIREN CHIRPS ] OKAY, LET ME DO ALL THE" "TALKING." "I DO ALL THE TALKING." "IF I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE" "CONVERSATION, I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING." "SHUT UP!" "[ CAR DOORS CLOSE ] DROP THE CLUB." "OKAY." "YOU CALLED 911?" "YEAH, THAT WAS MY BROTHER, OFFICER." "WE OWN THIS BUILDING." "WE THINK SOME VANDALS BUSTED OUT OUT THE WINDOWS." "YOU KNOW, THE " " THE KIDS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ARE MONSTERS," "AS YOU MAY BE AWARE OF MY BROTHER SAID ON THE CALL." "UH-HUH." "WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE CLUB, HUH?" "IN CASE THE VANDALS RETURN?" "WHY ARE YOU SO BREATHING SO HEAVY?" "I HAVE A DEVIATED SEPTUM." "I ALWAYS BREATHE LIKE THIS." "NEVER TRUST A MOUTH BREATHER." "WRITE THAT DOWN." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING NOSE?" "WHY IS IT BLEEDING?" "THAT'S A GOOD STORY, RIGHT, MARION?" "YEAH, I HIT HIM." "WHAT?" "ARE YOU TWO CRAZY?" "YEAH, IT WAS A FAMILY MATTER." "YOU WANT US TO LOCK HIM UP?" "NO, NO, NO, NO." "I-I COULDN'T AFFORD THE BAIL." "YOU ONLY CALL 911 WHEN YOUR LIFE IS IN IMMEDIATE DANGER OR" "THREAT." "RIGHT." "VANDALIZED PROPERTY DOESN'T COUNT." "I-I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "WE PROBABLY OVERREACTED." "YOU DID!" "THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!" "GIVE ME YOUR NAMES." "I'M MARION MUGG." "HE'S JARMON MUGG." "IT'S TWO G's." "MARION?" "JOHN WAYNE'S NAME WAS MARION MORRISON." "YEAH, BUT HE CHANGED IT TO JOHN WAYNE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I DON'T LIKE YOU TWO." "AND I'M PUTTING YOU ON MY LIST." "WRITE DOWN YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER." "FUCKING WASTE OF MY TIME." "YOUR TIME?" "WHAT ABOUT MY TIME?" "YOU EYEBALLING ME, NIGGA?" "NO, NO, NO." "THANKS." "HERE'S OUR CARD." "IF YOU NEED US, CALL US BACK." "GOOD NIGHT." "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT." "THANK YOU." "AAH!" "THANK YOU." "THESE TWO GUYS ARE INBRED FROM TENNESSEE, I SWEAR TO GOD." "RETARDS." "FUCKING RETARDS." "WHY WOULD HE SAY HE DIDN'T LIKE US?" "WE'RE VERY LIKEABLE." "WHATEVER THIS THING IS, IT'S OUR PROBLEM NOW." "WE SHOULD CALL A TENANT MEETING." "YOU WANT TO TALK TO THE TENANTS ABOUT THE MONSTER THAT'S" "EATING ALL THE PETS IN OUR BUILDING?" "NO, NO." "WE'LL LIE TO THEM." "BUT, UH, WE SHOULD TELL THEM SOMETHING." "TO..." "KEEP ALERT, YOU" "KNOW?" "WE SHOULD GO TO THE BAR." "OKAY." "¶ DON'T LET THE DOGS..." "AS YOU KNOW, I RUN A HOME" "BUSINESS OUT OF MY APARTMENT." "A BROTHEL IS MORE LIKE IT." "IT'S NOT A BROTHEL, OKAY?" "A BROTHEL HAS MANY PROSTITUTES." "ANYWAY, WITHOUT HEAT OR ELECTRICITY I CAN'T DO WHAT I" "DO, AND IF I CAN'T DO WHAT I DO, THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA HERMIT IN 205, THE ONE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN, HAS THESE" "CRAZY BRIGHT LIGHTS THAT KEEP GOING ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF" "AND SPLINTERS IN THE RAILING, BUT IF I DON'T USE THE RAILING," "I COULD FALL AND BREAK MY HEAD OPEN." "SO IF YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS, I WOULD LIKE TWO CEILING" "FANS, MOUNTED HORIZONTALLY INTO THE WALL AND SHE'S PRACTICALLY BEGGING ME TO MOVE INTO HER" "RITZY CONDOMINIUM DOWNTOWN.... ...I CAN'T DO WHAT I DO, THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET PAID?" "...AND ON AND OFF APARTMENT, I GET A COLD..." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] OKAY!" "OKAY!" "THAT " " THAT WAS GREAT." "THAT WAS GREAT." "WE'VE GOT A LOT OF REALLY GOOD IDEAS HERE ABOUT HOW WE MIGHT..." "AMELIORATE." "...IMPROVE YOUR SITUATIONS, SO THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND" "YOUR COMMENTS." "OH, OH, THERE IS THIS ONE MORE THING." "ABOUT THE MISSING PETS " " SEE, IT'S STEMMING FROM..." "IT MIGHT BE STEMMING FROM SOME SORT OF..." "ANIMAL, LIKE " " LIKE MAYBE A RACCOON." "LIKE A SLIGHTLY LARGER-THAN-AVERAGE RACCOON OR" "CREATURE/CRITTER." "COOL!" "LARGE CRITTER?" "LIKE " " LIKE COYOTE?" "THE POINT IS, EVERYONE " " WE JUST WANT YOU TO BE..." "YOU KNOW, DON'T REALLY WORRY ABOUT IT." "JUST KIND OF KEEP AN EYE OUT." "...VIGILANT." "THERE YOU GO." "THAT'S A WORD." "BE VIGILANT." "I LIKE THAT WORD." "LIKE MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "NOW MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO START LOCKING YOUR DOOR." "I WON'T LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I HAVE TO TRAP MYSELF IN MY OWN" "HOME." "EVERYONE, IT'S JUST " " WE JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW" "THAT WE'VE GOT GOOD PEOPLE." "CAPABLE PEOPLE." "RIGHT." "AND " " AND THEY'RE WORKING ON THIS." "AND WE FEEL VERY CONFIDENT THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL." "RIGHT." "BUT BE VIGILANT." "JUST IN CASE." "AND, UH, IF YOU COULD ALL DROP OFF YOUR RENT CHECKS ON THE" "WAY OUT, THAT WOULD REALLY HELP US GET STARTED ON YOUR ISSUES." "THANK YOU." "THANKS, ELIZA, THAT WAS GREAT." "I LIKE THAT HAT VERY MUCH, MR. CONFAB." "I LIKE YOU, TOO, MRS. " " YOUR HAT TOO, MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "IT'S PARTICULARLY FETCHING." "HEY, YEAH, I WAS THINKING, GUYS, SINCE " " SINCE EVERY" "TENANT GETS A BEER AT THE MEETING AND I HAVE FIVE PEOPLE" "LIVING IN MY APARTMENT, THAT I SHOULD GET FOUR MORE BEERS." "NO, PAULIE." "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT LIVES IN YOUR APARTMENT THAT'S ON THE" "LEASE." "OR WHO PAYS RENT." "AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DONE THAT YET." "IT'S UPSTAIRS, MAN." "I FORGOT IT." "OH, GOOD." "WELL, WE'LL COME RIGHT UP AND GET IT THEN." "COOL." "SO, IS IT A "NO" ON THOSE BEERS?" "FINE." "ONE MORE." "BUT DRINK IT HERE." "YOU NEVER RETURN OUR BAR GLASSES." "YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME." "[ SIGHS ] WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO." "UGH." "HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD?" "OH, THERE YOU ARE." "I DROPPED SOME OF MY CARDS EARLIER AND I WANTED TO MAKE" "SURE THAT YOU BOYS KNOW THAT MY REFRIGERATOR HAS BEEN MAKING AN" "AWFUL SOUND FOR THE PAST MONTH." "JUST WHEN I'M ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AT NIGHT, THERE WILL BE A" "HORRIBLE BANGING NOISE AND A SCREECH, LIKE THE DEATH KNELL OF" "AN ENORMOUS BIRD OF PREY OR SOME SUCH THING." "IT'S AWFUL." "IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR." "WE, UH, TOTALLY UNDERSTAND, MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "WE WILL SEE TO THAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." "UH..." "YEAH." "I DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A MOMENT, BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN'T" "SAY YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT." "FAIR ENOUGH." "HAVE A GOOD N-NIGHT." "WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING STRONGER THAN DUCT TAPE." "HEY, SHOULD I GET THE 1/4-INCH OR THE 3/4?" "JESUS." "I'LL GET THE 3/4." "[ DRILL WHIRS, POUNDING ] [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS CONSIDER IT RUDE IF I WENT TO GO WALK" "ICE CREAM REALLY QUICK?" "NO, NO." "IT'D BE OUR PLEASURE." "I DIDN'T " " I DIDN'T -- I-I " " NO." "I CAN'T FIND MY BLACK TANK TOP." "IF YOU GUYS HAPPEN TO SEE IT, CAN YOU LET ME KNOW?" "[ CHUCKLES ] I WILL LOOK FOR IT OVER HERE." "SURE." "HEY, ICE CREAM!" "YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?" "[ LAUGHS ] HEY." "COME ON." "LET'S GO FOR A WALK." "OKAY." "YOU GUYS LOCK UP, OKAY?" "OKAY." "OKAY." "HEY, ELIZA, DID YOU FIND THE, UH, SHIRT, TANK TOP YOU WERE" "LOOKING FOR, THE BLACK..." "SHIT." "[ MUMBLING ]" "[ GROWLING ]" "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DOG?" "WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING BETTER THAN PLYWOOD." "¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO ¶ WEE-OH, WEE-OH" "¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO-OOH ¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO" "¶ WEE-OH, WEE-OH ¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO" "¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO ¶ WEE-OH, WEE-OH" "¶ DOOBIE-DOOBIE-DOO-OOH" "COME ON, MOVE YOUR ASS!" "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" "WHAT'S YOUR PLAN IF WE RUN INTO IT?" "¶ KICK HIS ASS ¶ OH" "VENTS ARE ALL BOARDED UP." "ONCE WE SECURE THE HALLS, IT'S GOT NOWHERE TO GO BUT OUT." "AND JUST TO SWEETEN THE DEAL..." "MEAT TRAIL." "YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD, BRO." "[ MUFFLED CONVERSATION ON TELEVISION ]" "HEY, 208 WAS WHAT'S-THEIR-NAMES AND THE BABY PATROL, RIGHT?" "YEAH, IT'S VACANT NOW." "[ WHISTLES ]" "AAAAAAH!" "WHOA, MAN!" "AAH!" "OW!" "HEY, PAULIE." "OW!" "THAT LIGHT IS BRIGHT, MAN!" "TOO BRIGHT, MAN." "PAULIE, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?" "IT'S LIKE I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF GARBAGE-FOOTBALL" "PRACTICE." "PAULIE, LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT I'M SAYING." "HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS ROOM?" "I JUST UNLOCKED THE DOOR." "OH, YEAH, MAN." "THIS IS MY PRIVATE THINKING AREA." "IT'S PART OF THE EXPANSION PROGRAM YOU GUYS SAID WAS COOL." "WHAT EXPANSION PROGRAM?" "THE EXPANSION PROGRAM." "WE DID NOT SAY THAT WAS COOL, PAULIE." "NO." "OH..." "NO." "YOU SURE?" "IS THAT A LOAD-BEARING WALL?" "AW, MAN, I HOPE NOT." "I'VE BEEN BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF IT." "I'M SURE I TOLD ONE OF YOU GUYS ABOUT THIS, AND YOU SAID IT WAS" "COOL." "DUDE, YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT, BRO, AND I SAID IT WAS COOL." "OH!" "REMEMBER?" "THAT'S WHO I TOLD." "YOU KNOW, IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS " "THIS IS LIKE NUMBER 23 ON OUR TO-DO LIST." "YEAH, RELATIVELY SPEAKING, NOT A HUGE DEAL." "HEY, UH, YOU GUYS GONNA HANG OUT FOR A WHILE IN YOUR, UH," "SPACE COSTUMES?" "[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, WE SHOULD HANG OUT FOR" "A WHILE IN OUR SPACE COSTUMES." "ACTUALLY, NO." "WE HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS WE HAVE TO TEND TO" "IMMEDIATELY." "YEAH, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, WE NEED TO " "ABSOLUTELY NOT." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ON TELEVISION ]" "HEY, W-WOULD YOU WANT TO HEAR ME PLAY A SONG ON THE GUITAR?" "DON'T OFFER TO PLAY MY GIRLFRIEND SONGS ON THE GUITAR," "MAN." "I'M SORRY." "[ LAUGHS ] HEY, I OWN THIS WHOLE" "BUILDING." "STOP IT." "SORRY." "THERE HAVE BEEN SOME RARE OCCASIONS WHERE AN ADULT MALE" "SILVERBACK, LIKE..." "[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS, MEN CHANTING ] ...SILVERBACK CAN EVISCERATE A HUMAN..." "[ TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYS, MEN CHANTING ]" "AAH!" "[ Distorted ] YOU OKAY, MAN?" "NO." "YOU SHOULDN'T DO HARD DRUGS, DUDE." "YOU DON'T HAVE THE SYSTEM FOR IT." "WEED ISN'T A HARD DRUG." "NO, BUT THE MUSHROOMS IN THAT JOINT ARE PRETTY POWERFUL IF" "YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY ANCHORED." "YOU DIDN'T SAY THERE WERE MUSHROOMS IN THE JOINT BEFORE I" "SMOKED IT, PAULIE." "YEAH, I PROBABLY DID." "WHOA." "YOUR FRIEND LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO POP, PAULIE." "YEAH, MAN." "HE'S NOT DOING TOO WELL." "YEAH." "[ SHUDDERS, SCREAMS ] MAYBE YOU SHOULD HELP GUIDE" "HIM DOWN." "I AM HELPING YOU." "[ GROANS, WHIMPERS ] ALL RIGHT, COME ON MAN." "THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAD THE WHOLE EXPANSION PROGRAM." "COME ON." "YOU AND ME " " WE'LL GO TO A QUIET PLACE." "PUSH." "PUSH ME." "THERE YOU GO." "HEY, HE'S ALL RIGHT, RIGHT?" "LIKE, TO THE EXTENT THAT I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING?" "OH, YEAH, MAN." "WHOO!" "I GOT THIS." "YOU " " YOU SHOULD STAY RIGHT THERE." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "HEY, LOOK AT THAT." "OH, WOW, YOU TWO ARE JUST FUCKING RIGHT THERE, AREN'T YOU?" "HMM." "OH, MAN." "THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND." "SO, HERE SHE IS, THE KEY TO PEACEFUL RE-ENTRY, SIMPLE AND" "ELEGANT IN HER DESIGN " " THE ATARI 2600." "[ CHOIR SINGING ] TAKE IT, MAN." "THERE YOU GO." "THERE YOU GO." "NOW LET THE HEALING BEGIN." "[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]" "YOU ARE THE GRAND CHAMPION." "YOU ARE A TRUE HERO." "I SEE THAT NOW." "THANK YOU." "OKAY." "OKAY." "THANKS FOR THAT." "I'M OKAY NOW." "YEAH, YOU DON'T " " YOU DON'T LOOK OKAY, MAN." "NO, I'M FINE." "I'M GOOD." "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FINE, MAN." "I GOT TO GO." "I GOT TO GO." "HEY, YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD THAT RENT, YEAH?" "OH, Y-YEAH, MAN, I WAS LYING ABOUT THAT." "GIVE ME WHATEVER YOU HAVE." "WELL, YOU KNOCKED A HOLE IN MY WALL AND YOU TRICKED ME INTO" "TRIPPING BALLS." "YEAH, I ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF BUCKS." "GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY, PAULIE!" "OH, SHIT." "I-I'M SORRY." "YOU ARE WOUND UP, BRO." "THEY CHANGED POSITIONS." "HERE." "THIS IS ALL THE DINERO IN THE ROOM." "ALL RIGHT." "NONVIOLENCE." "WHATEVER YOU GOT WORKS, YOU KNOW?" "JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP FUNDING THE WAR." "RIGHT, MAR?" "AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PET." "NOPE." "NOPE." "JUST TORTILLA." "WHAT?" "YEAH, WE GOT A CAT." "THIS CHICK BROUGHT HER HOME." "I'M PRETTY SURE I MENTIONED IT." "[ CAT MEOWS ] NO, YOU DIDN'T." "NO?" "[ CAT MEOWS ] WE GOT A CAT!" "...PEOPLE FROM THERE ABOUT 11 YEARS OLDER, TRAVELING ALONE.." "[ CAT SCREECHES ] AAH!" "AAH!" "THERE HE GOES AGAIN, MAN!" "YOU MIGHT NEED TO HIT THE 26-HUNDO AGAIN." "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "All:" "OH!" "MAN!" "OH!" "RIGHT IN MY MOUTH, DUDE!" "WHO BROUGHT THIS COCK?" "We have to remain perfectly quiet so we can track it and follow it." "[ GROANS ] HERE, KITTY, KITTY." "HERE, KITTY." "...AND THEN CHARGE FORWARD." "SHIT!" "[ ALARM BLARING ] OH, SHIT!" "SHIT!" "[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ ALARM STOPS ]" "HEY, HEY, HEY!" "YOU SMASHED THE SENSOR!" "SHUT UP!" "THOSE TOOK A LONG TIME TO MAKE." "[ THUDDING ] SHUT UP." "YOU SHOULD NEVER DO HARD DRUGS." "[ CAT MEOWS ]" "REMEMBER WHEN YOU DARED ME TO GO IN THERE WHEN I WAS 6 AND YOU" "WERE 7?" "I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THERE IN MY LIFE." "I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK." "I..." "AM TRIPPING WAY TOO HARD TO OVERCOME CHILDHOOD FEARS RIGHT" "NOW." "YEAH." "PEANUT." "BRITTLE." "BUTTER." "NO." "CLUSTERS." "NO, NO." "MR. " " MR. CONFAB'S YORKIE, PEANUT " " IT'S THE LAST LIVING" "PET IN THE BUILDING." "SHUT UP." "DO THE MATH." "YEAH." "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA NEED..." "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE GONNA NEED AT THIS POINT." "WE SHOULD GO TO THE BAR." "OKAY." "¶ YOU KNOW NOW THE MOTHS LIVE IN THE FURNACE ¶" "WOW!" "HELLO, ROBOT LORDS." "BOOP-BOOP." "WE'RE GOING OVER TO YOUR APARTMENT TO KIDNAP AND ANALLY" "PROBE YOUR FREAKISHLY LARGE BOYFRIEND." "MM. FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT." "WHY IS THAT " " WHY WOULD -- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT WAS A" "FUNNY THING?" "SETTLE DOWN." "REEL IT IN." "WELL, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD A DECENT RATE ON A VACANT" "UNIT." "THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WITH KONG?" "MM, NOT SO MUCH." "WE'LL SEE." "UM... ¶ IN THIS TRANSIENT KIND OF ATMOSPHERE, ALL KINDS OF" "FOLKS...¶ SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE HESITATING?" "I-I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH FOR YOU TO LIVE HERE, BUT " "WE JUST HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WE HAVE TO DO AROUND THE" "BUILDING." "I-I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE WE " " WE HAVE PROBLEMS." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT PAINS ME TO SAY SO." "I THINK SHE HAS SOME IDEA." "¶ WELL, IS IT REAL?" "¶ IS IT REAL?" "NO, NO, NO, NO." "YOU THINK YOU'RE READY, BUT YOU'RE NOT." "LISTEN, THE MINUTE I SEE YOU, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU SO HARD, YOUR" "EARS WILL RING." "[ LAUGHS ] MM. YEAH." "NO, YBETTER BE READY." "MNH-MNH." "NO, NO, NO." "YOU BETTER BE READY, YEAH." "AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, BECAUSE THE PUMP IS PRIMED, AND" "I AM SET..." "FOR SOME WET, INTENSE FUCKING." "[ LAUGHS ] [ Beep ]" "[ LAUGHS ] I'M SORRY." "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "WE'RE ON..." "RACCOON PATROL." "YOU'RE LEAVING PEANUT ALONE?" "I PUT A TOWEL OVER THE HEATING DUCT." "A-A TOWEL?" "!" "WHAT ABOUT THE PLYWOOD WE PUT THERE?" "I HAD TO REMOVE IT." "I HAD..." "SOMETHING OF VALUE IN THE VENT." "YOU KEEP YOUR MONEY IN A VENT?" "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." "WAS IT PORN?" "YES." "YEAH." "LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING " " I WOULD NOT LEAVE MY PET IN THE" "MIDDLE OF A PET CRISIS." "I MEAN..." "I GUESS WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT WAY." "YEAH, WELL, I WOULD HOPE THAT WE ARE, UH..." "[ LAUGHS ] ...DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN A LOT OF" "WAYS." "GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN." "HAVE FUN." "HORNY BASTARD." "BRING ME BACK SOME PICTURES." "FUCK!" "FUCKING SHIT!" "WET, INTENSE FUCKING SHIT." "REMEMBER HE SAID THAT ON THE PHONE." "[ SIGHS ] WHERE YOU GOING?" "YOU GOING WITH HIM?" "UH-OH." "LOOK AT THAT FACE." "THAT'S REAL." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY, GRUNTS ] OH, HE'S BRINGING IT IN." "CALM DOWN." "HERE WE GO." "I'M COMING, PEANUT." "I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR YOU TO DIE." "HYAH!" "YOU ACTUALLY SAID "HYAH"?" "[ GROANS ] WHAT?" "THAT'S FROM '60s TV" "SHOWS." "I'M NOT SITTING HERE AND LETTING THAT DOG DIE!" "HYAH!" "OH, THAT WAS CLOSE." "I SEE, LIKE, A-A SCRATCH IN THE PAINT." "I WISH YOU WOULD JUST SHUT THE..." "GO AGAIN!" "GO AGAIN!" "...THE FUCK UP!" "GO AGAIN NOW!" "SHUT UP!" "SHUT UP!" "YOU HAVE THE INTENSITY!" "CHANNEL WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME INTO THE DOOR!" "Both:" "YEAH!" "AAH!" "THIS IS THE BEST THING." "CAN I TRY ONE?" "CAN I DO THAT?" "I WANT TO GET ONE IN." "YEAH." "I WANT TO GET A GOOD ONE IN THERE." "ALL RIGHT." "HY..." "AH!" "DUMB ASS." "HEY." "[ DOG BARKS ] HEY." "SHH." "THERE WE GO." "THERE WE GO." "[ GROANS ] [ DOOR CLOSES ]" "PB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-HT!" "ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?" "WE WAIT TILL CONFAB GETS HOME." "UGH." "I'M GONNA GO THROUGH HIS SHIT." "[ CLANGING ] SHUT UP." "SHUT UP." "DON'T SAY ANYTHING." "WAIT." "[ GRUNTING ] YOU KNOW WHAT?" "REALLY, I SAW SOMEWHERE " " THEY SAID YOU REALLY DON'T NEED THAT" "HUGE A MOVEMENT." "WAIT." "WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU CAN JUST FEEL, YOU KNOW, LIKE, A SQUEEZE." "THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY NEED." "AW, YEAH." "EAT MY SHIT." "¶ WHOO-HOO ¶ WHOO-OOH-HOO" "IF " " IF WE DON'T ALPHABETIZE, THEN WHY HAVE WE EVOLVED TO THIS" "POINT?" "¶ I'M NICHOLAS ¶ I CAN PLAY GUITAR" "¶ I THINK I'M HOT SHIT 'CAUSE I LOOK LIKE VINCE VAUGHN AND SOUND" "LIKE TOM WAITS ¶ I CAN'T GET TOO BUFF, THOUGH," "'CAUSE PALE FUCKING PEOPLE -- YOU EVER SEE A PALE DUDE AT THE" "BEACH AND HE'S SUPER-RIPPED?" "THAT'S FUCKED UP." "[ VOCALIZING ]" "MR. HEZEKIAH CONFAB IS HAVING AN UNREASONABLE AMOUNT OF SEX" "RIGHT NOW." "[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] [ CLICK ]" "THIS IS HEZEKIAH CONFAB." "PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE CLEARLY AND SUCCINCTLY." "[ BEEP ] PEANUT, GET OFF THE FUCKING" "COUCH!" "I'M ON MY WAY HOME, SWEETIE." "YOU HOLD YOUR TINKLE FOR 15 MORE MINUTES, AND DADDY WILL BE" "RIGHT HOME." "THAT DUDE IS WAY WEIRDER THAN I EVER SUSPECTED." "KIND OF WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM SOMETIME." "OH, PEANUT." "YOU, MY FRIEND, SHALL LIVE ANOTHER DAY." "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE BAR, GO GET SHOTS." "SETTLE DOWN." "¶ THERE ARE GHOSTS IN ALL THESE HALLS ¶" "¶ AND THE BROTHERS, THEY ARE FACIN' IT ¶" "¶ THEY'RE COMMITTED TO THE CREATURES NOW ¶" "SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE OUTFITS?" "SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR COCK-ASS BOYFRIEND?" "GOD DAMN IT." "¶ AND THEIR GHOSTS WHAT'S UP, MARY?" "I WAS JUST TRYING TO CONVINCE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO LEAVE YOU FOR" "ME?" "YOU'RE FUNNY." "YEAH, THAT'S TRUE, BUT UNRELATED." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "HEY, NICHOLAS." "HEY." "I'M GONNA GO THEORIZE WITH DAVE." "YEAH, I'D BE SURPRISED IF YOU DIDN'T." "HEY, ADRIAN, YOU DO, LIKE, CONSTRUCTION WORK, RIGHT?" "I'M A LICENSED AND BONDED CONTRACTOR, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU" "MEAN." "YEAH, WE'RE HAVING SOME PROBLEMS IN THE BASEMENT." "YOU WANT TO BE MORE SPECIFIC?" "UH, LET'S SAY THE FOUNDATION." "I'M NOT REALLY A CONCRETE GUY, BUT I COULD PROBABLY TAKE A" "LOOK AT IT." "YEAH, I THINK I'D LIKE TO GET YOU IN THE BASEMENT AS SOON AS" "HUMANLY POSSIBLE." "WANT ME TO GO LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOW?" "NO, WE CAN HOLD OFF ON THAT." "GUY'S A TOOL." "YOU'RE A TOOL." "YOU LOVE MY TOOL." "EW." "HO-HO-HO!" "MERRY WEEKDAY!" "HO-HO-HO -- UH..." "HEY, FUCK-WAD, WHILE YOU'RE GAY-DANCING ON THE GODDAMN" "COUCH, THAT FUCKING DOG IS PROBABLY HALF-DIGESTED IN ITS" "STO" " OKAY, THAT'S CUTE." "THANK YOU." "THE PATH TO A HEART ATTACK AND THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT" "ARE ON THE SAME PATH." "THEY ARE MERELY AT OPPOSITE ENDS." "YEAH, THE PATH TO FUCKING OFF IS ON THE TIP OF MY DICK, SO DO" "YOU WANT A DRINK OR DO YOU WANT TO GAY-PRANCE FOR THE REST OF" "THE MONTH?" "OOH, I WANT A DRINK." "YEAH, WELL, THEN COME OVER HERE AND GET YOUR FUCKING DRINK." "OKAY." "WAH." "WAAAAH." "GOD DAMN IT." "I HATE YOU SO MUCH." "I'M GONNA DRINK IT." "I'M GONNA -- DELIVER UNTO ME THY WHISKEY." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY, WELL..." "[ GASPS ] YEAH." "IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO" "ABORT YOU, ISN'T IT?" "PEANUT, HOLD ON HERE, DEAR." "DAMN IT." "EVEN MESSED UP HIS CARPET." "DON'T LET HIM DRINK THE WHISKEY." "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE." "YEAH." "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS." "I CANNOT FIND ENLIGHTENMENT WITHOUT WHISKEY." "JUST GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE..." "[ SIGHS ] ...DO GOOD THINGS, BECOME A" "GREAT MAN BECAUSE OF THE GIFT I'VE GIVEN YOU." "THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY BROTHER." "WELL, WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR." "TO THE SALVATION OF PEANUT." "YEAH, HALLELUJAH, AMEN, ET CETERA." "MMM!" "OH, FUCK YOU!" "NO, NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" "[ THUDDING ]" "[ GROWLS ] FUCK!" "WHAT?" "!" "GOD!" "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!" "FUCK!" "PEANUT'S IN THE BASEMENT." "PEANUT'S IN THE BASEMENT!" "[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ GROANS ]" "YEAH, WE GOT TO DO THIS." "ALL RIGHT." "IT'S PART OF THE PLAN." "ALL RIGHT." "SAVE THE DOG." "SHUT UP." "STOP TALKING." "YOU'RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT." "LOOK." "I GOTCHA." "I GOTCHA." "SHH." "STAY." "STAY." "GOOD DOG." "IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY, PEANUT." "[ GROWLS ] I'M JUST GONNA PROTECT YOU." "IT'S OKAY." "[ DOG WHIMPERS ] [ CRUNCHING ]" "AAH!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON." "NO, PEANUT!" "NO!" "COME ON, COME ON!" "I CAN'T AFFORD THE BILL FOR BOTH BUILDINGS, BUT I'M LOOKING" "THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE I LOVED YOUR MOTHER AND BECAUSE I KNOW" "ABOUT THE DEMONS YOU HAVE INSIDE." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DEMONS?" "WE ALL HAVE THEM, JARMON." "OH." "THOSE DEMONS." "NO, MINE ARE DIFFERENT, FATHER." "MINE EAT POMERANIANS." "FATHER." "MARION." "EVERYTHING OKAY?" "NOPE." "I CAN HELP YOU IN ANY WAY BUT A FINANCIAL WAY." "I NEED YOU TO PLEASE DISCONNECT THE CORDS BY THE END OF THE" "WEEK." "THAT'S MORE THAN FAIR, FATHER." "ALL RIGHT." "SO, THE " " THE BRIGHT SIDE, I GUESS, BEING IT " " IT HAS" "NOTHING LEFT TO EAT, RIGHT?" "NO?" "SO, NOW WHAT?" "IT, UH, YOU KNOW, STARVES TO DEATH OR MOVES ON." "GETS REALLY PISSED OFF." "YEAH, I'M GONNA STOP TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP NOW." "[ SIGHS ] NO FANCY RACCOON ARMOR" "TONIGHT, BOYS?" "LOOK." "I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO THE FASHIONS." "I DECIDED I'D SHOW SOME SOLIDARITY, HUH?" "THAT'S REALLY NICE YOU BOUGHT THAT." "OH, I DIDN'T BUY THIS." "I HAD IT AT HOME." "[ PURRS ] NEXT TIME I SEE ADRIAN, I'M" "JUST GONNA RUN UP TO HIM AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE." "YOU THINK IF I GOT A COUPLE GOOD ONES IN BEFORE HE KNEW WHAT WAS" "GOING ON, THAT I COULD TAKE HIM?" "NOPE." "NO." "[ THUDDING ] [ GASPS ]" "DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA." "THAT'S YOUR POLTERGEIST." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "IT'S BEEN GOING ON LIKE THIS ALL WEEK." "SHIT, I THINK THAT COULD BE YOUR RACCOO" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "[ SCREAMING ] HYAH!" "NICE!" "[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] OH, OH, SHIT!" "MRS. HABERSHACKLE!" "OKAY, OKAY." "I'M GONNA " " I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING." "COME ON!" "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?" "!" "IT'S THE GIANT RACCOON!" "OH, I'LL " " I'LL " " I'LL -- I'LL CALL THE POLICE." "O-OKAY." "GOOD IDEA." "I'LL HELP." "[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] GOT TO BE THIS WAY!" "[ STRAINING ] MARION!" "MARION!" "I'M COMING, I'M COMING!" "OKAY, OKAY." "PUT THAT INSIDE, INSIDE." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] OKAY, HERE WE GO." "MRS. HABERSHACKLE, LOOK AT ME." "LOOK AT MY EYES." "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY." "[ Grunting ] LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "I GOT IT." "OH, FUCK!" "STAY STILL!" "STAY PERFECTLY STILL!" "HYAH!" "[ ROARS ] I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "YEAH, YOU DID!" "YEAH, YOU DID!" "Both: 1, 2, 3!" "YEAH!" "MRS. HABERSHACKLE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY." "THE " " THE HandiMart SOLD YOU SOME TAINTED TEA, AND YOU'RE " "YOU'RE HAVING AN INTENSE HALLUCINATION." "BUT IT'S OKAY." "YOU'RE GONNA FEEL BETTER IN THE MORNING." "BUT A LITTLE SORE." "BECAUSE OF YOUR ERRATIC BEHAVIOR DUE TO THE..." "EPISODE." "RIGHT." "SO JUST SLEEP." "SLEEP IT." "JUST SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." "SLEEP IT OFF." "SLEEP." "NICE." "YEAH." "YEAH." "THERE YOU GO." "GOOD NIGHT." "[ GROANS ] OOH." "HURTS, RIGHT?" "I GOT ONE MYSELF UP ON THE -- UP ON THE NOGGIN." "OOF." "OKAY!" "ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, OFFICERS!" "YEAH, NO, IT'S JUST REALLY GOOD TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER" "CONTROL." "YEAH, YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, TOO." "THE POLICE WERE HERE?" "WHAT?" "OH, MY GOSH." "JAR, MR. CONFAB PASSED OUT AGAIN AND DOESN'T REMEMBER TALKING TO" "THE POLICE JUST NOW WHEN THEY WERE HERE." "REALLY?" "[ Laughing ] WOW!" "MAN, THEY WERE REALLY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR STORY." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, THEY SAID YOU PRACTICALLY SAVED HABERSHACKLE'S" "LIFE TONIGHT WITH YOUR BRAVERY?" "THEY JUST SAID IT A SECOND AGO." "ONE OF THE COPS " " HE EVEN GAVE YOU HIS BUSINESS CARD." "YOU PUT IT IN YOUR SHIRT POCKET." "YEAH." "I SAW YOU DO IT." "OH, IT'S STICKING OUT THERE." "I-I'M GONNA TAKE THAT, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, SINCE WE'RE" "THE LANDLORDS AND WE'RE THE POINT MEN ON THE WHOLE" ""BIG RACCOON" THING." "THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." "THAT MAKES SENSE." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT NOW?" "MM-HMM." "[ GROANS ] LET ME HELP YOU UP, SIR." "OH." "THERE YOU GO." "THANK YOU FOR YOUR " " YOUR HEROISM." "YOU'RE A HERO, MR. CONFAB, A HERO." "[ CHUCKLES ] FUCK." "WE SHOULD GO TO THE BAR." "I'M GOING TO SLEEP." "[ SIGHS ] WE ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR." "FUCK THAT." "I'M GOING TO THE BAR." "I WANT TO GO TO THE BAR, I DON'T NEED YOU TO GO WITH ME." "OF COURSE..." "WHAT?" "NEVER MIND." "FUCK OFF." "IT'S BAD, BUT IF SOMEONE HAD TO DIE..." "OH, MAN, THAT IS BAD." "YEAH." "AND SHE'S NOT A GOOD CHOICE." "SHE HAS THAT NIECE." "YEAH, IN THE FANCY CONDOMINIUM DOWNTOWN." "YEAH, EXACTLY." "IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SOMEBODY WHO WOULDN'T HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE" "COME LOOKING FOR THEM." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YOU'D HAVE TO FACTOR IN A LOT OF INFORMATION TO MAKE A DECISION" "LIKE THAT." "WE'RE FUCKED." "IT'S NOT STARVING TO DEATH." "IT'S NOT MOVING ON." "IT'S JUST REALLY PISSED OFF." "IT'S LIKE I ALMOST WISH THERE WERE MORE " "AND WHY DO WE HAVE TO BRING ALL THE PUPPIES BACK TO THESE" "NICE PEOPLE?" "[ DOG WHIMPERS ] BECAUSE I DIDN'T WATCH" "KETCHUP WHEN I LET HER OUT TO POTTY." "THAT'S RIGHT." "AND WE BOTH KNOW THAT KETCHUP CAN'T BE OUT ALONE, BECAUSE SHE" "HAS LOOSE MORALS." "DO YOU REMEMBER WHO ELSE HAS LOOSE MORALS?" "YOUR COUSIN." "MY COUSIN, LINDA." ""LOOSE MORAL LINDA" " " DON'T WE CALL HER THAT?" "YES." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF WHEN I THINK OF THE POUND?" "LINDA." "[ BELLS JINGLE ] WE'RE GOING TO HELL JUST FOR" "COMING IN HERE." "WE'RE NOT KILLING THEM." "WE'RE JUST GIVING THEM TO OUR TENANTS AS A GESTURE OF" "GOODWILL." "IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE." "IT'S A NECESSITY." "IT'S EVIL!" "IT'S THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS!" "THEY'RE TOO CUTE TO KILL!" "[ CAT SQUEAKS, DOGS BARKING ] ¶ WHAT A STRANGE KINDS OF" "FOLKS ¶ ¶ HERMITS, PROSTITUTES, AND" "SINGERS ¶ ¶ IN THIS TRANSIENT KIND OF" "ATMOSPHERE, ALL KINDS OF FOLKS LINGER ¶" "¶ WELL, MAYBE IT'S THE TEQUILA ¶ AND MAYBE IT'S THE WHISKEY" "YOU GUYS MUST REALLY LOVE ANIMALS." "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUGGESTING, ASSHOLE?" "DON'T DO THAT." "YES." "WE REALLY LOVE ANIMALS." "LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE MUCH ON ME." "JUST TAKE WHATEVER'S IN THE REGISTER." "I WON'T TELL ANYONE, ALL RIGHT?" "NO, THANK YOU." "SORRY ABOUT THAT." "NOTHING." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "[ DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ DOGS WHIMPERING ] SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." "SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." "IS IT TOO MUCH TO WRITE "MOLE MAN SNACKS" RIGHT ON THE" "BOX?" "HEY, I'VE BEEN CALLING IT A MOLE MAN IN MY HEAD THE WHOLE" "TIME." "RIGHT?" "IT'S DEAD-ON." "MM-HMM." "IT'S DEAD-ON." "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "THAT LOOKS REALLY SERIOUS." "ONE OF US SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT." "¶ IT'LL FEEL BAD MARION, SHIT!" "NO, NO, NO, NO!" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!" "HEY, BUDDY." "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, BUDDY." "[ GRUNTS ] GOD DAMN IT." "WHY IS YOUR FACE HARD?" "DON'T HURT HIM!" "FUCK!" "DON'T HURT ME." "OH!" "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!" "WHOA!" "WHEN DID YOU GROW THAT MOUSTACHE?" "THIS MORNING." "IT LOOKS GOOD, LIKE A COWBOY OR A LUMBERJACK." "ALL RIGHT, GO TO SLEEP, NANCY!" "OH, FUCK!" "OH, GOD!" "HYAH!" "OW!" "AAH!" "OW!" "ALL RIGHT, TIMBER." "COMING DOWN." "BIG TREE FALLING." "OH, FUCKING SHIT." "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY." "I THINK I'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT WITH YOU." "YOU HAVE BEEN." "I'M STARTING TO GET MAD." "I UNDERSTAND." "AAH!" "GOD!" "OH!" "OH!" "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A PURSE!" "OW!" "THAT PURSE HURT." "WHY DON'T YOU SEARCH FOR SOME PANTIES IN THERE, BITCHES?" "HEY!" "THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, NICHOLAS." "YEAH, IT DOES, 'CAUSE WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER." "WHO GIVES A FUCK?" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "GET OUT OF HERE." "GO." "JUST GO." "¶ YEAH, IT'S OVER THAT'S FINE WITH ME." "¶ IT'S REALLY OVER AND DON'T BOTHER CALLING." "YEAH, I WON'T." "HE MEANT ME." "OH, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THESE SPEED BUMPS." "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] SHIT!" "OH, FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" "OH, SHUT UP." "I'LL KICK YOUR ASS NEXT TIME!" "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" "AAH!" "[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS ] OH, YOU GUYS GOT SOME GOOD" "SHOTS IN." "YEAH, THEY FELT GOOD LEAVING THE SHOULDER AND THEN LESS GOOD" "WHEN THEY MADE CONTACT WITH HIS TITANIUM ARMOR CHEST." "[ GROANS ] [ SNORTING ]" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I THINK ADRIAN UN-DEVIATED MY SEPTUM." "COOL." "WHAT'S WITH THE BOX?" "OH." "THIS GUY IS FOR YOU." "HE IS YOUR HOUSEWARMING PRESENT FOR MOVING INTO THE BUILDING." "OH!" "MY GOODNESS." "WE FELT BAD ABOUT ALL THE PETS GOING MISSING, SO WE" "RESCUED THESE FROM THE SHELTER AND ARE GONNA GIVE THEM ALL AWAY" "AS GIFTS TO THE TENANTS." "YEAH, MRS. HABERSHACKLE WILL PROBABLY END UP WITH ALL THE" "CATS HERSELF." "WHAT CATS?" "[ SINGS INDISTINCTLY ]" "COME ON." "[ SIGHS ] I WANT SOMEBODY TO COME UP TO" "ME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR FUCKING WEEK." "I'D SIT THEM DOWN, BUY THEM A BEER, AND TELL THEM A STORY" "ABOUT A WEEK THAT STARTS WITH A PET-EATING MOLE MAN AND ENDS" "WITH A TRUNKFUL OF DEAD FUCKING KITTENS, SEE IF THEY DIDN'T END" "UP FEELING A LITTLE BIT BETTER ABOUT THEIR OWN LIFE." "LET'S GO DO WHAT WE CAME TO DO." "YEAH." "WE'RE AWARE OF THE PROBLEMS THE BUILDING HAS BEEN HAVING LATELY," "AND..." "WE HOPE THAT YOU ACCEPT THIS SMALL TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION" "AND  REGRETS FOR YOUR LOSS." "DON'T YOU DUMB-DUMBS WORRY THAT BY BRINGING NEW PETS INTO THE BUILDING YOU'RE PROBABLY RESIGNING THEM TO THE SAME HORRIBLE FATE AS ALL THE OTHERS." "ACTUALLY, OUR CLOSE COLLABORATION WITH VARIOUS LOCAL" "AGENCIES HAS LEFT US WITH A LOT OF CONFIDENCE THAT THE SITUATION" "IS WELL IN HAND." "UGH." "YEAH, PROBABLY." "FIVE DOGS BUYS US FIVE DAYS..." "UH-HUH." "...THEORETICALLY." "[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]" "MARION, JARMON MUGG " " TWO G's." "ANY VANDALISM LATELY?" "UH..." "NOT SINCE LAST TIME." "...NO." "NOT SINCE LAST TIME." "BUT, HEY, THANKS FOR CHECKING IN." "I'M NOT CHECKING IN." "OH." "AN ANIMAL SHELTER ON SUGAR GROVE SAID THAT, UH, TWO" "GUYS CAME IN AND GOT A BUNCH OF DOGS AND CATS AFTER A HEATED" "CONVERSATION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THEY WOULD EAT THEM." "EMPLOYEE WROTE DOWN YOUR NUMBER..." "ON THE PLATES OF YOUR CAR." "AND HERE WE ARE." "[ LAUGHS ] [ CHUCKLES ]" "WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE WERE GONNA EAT" "THEM." "WE WERE JUST TALK" " NEVER MIND." "HE, UH, HEARD US COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT." "WE, UH " " WE WOULD NOT EAT PUPPIES." "WE GAVE THEM TO OUR TENANTS AS PRESENTS." "GIFTS." "YEAH." "THAT'S WHAT THE BARTENDER DOWNSTAIRS SAID." "I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH YOU TWO KNOW ABOUT ADOPTING ANIMALS, BUT" "YOU CAN'T JUST WALK INTO A PLACE AND SAY, "I'LL TAKE THIS ONE." "I'LL TAKE THAT ONE."" "WELL, THEN WHY DID HE GIVE THEM TO US?" "BECAUSE HE WAS TERRIFIED AFTER YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF" "HIM." "[ PUPPIES WHIMPERING ] NOW, WHERE ARE MY KITTENS?" "!" "OH, MY GOD." "WE TOOK THEM TO A FARM." "OH." "OH, OH." "YOU TOOK THEM TO A FARM..." "YEP." "...TOOK THE KITTENS TO A FARM..." "KITTENS LOVE FARMS." "...CAME BACK HERE, AND DELIVERED THE PUPPIES..." "NEXT." "...TOO ALL THE TENANTS..." "YEAH." "...INSIDE THE SPACE OF AN HOUR, AFTER COMING FROM THE" "POUND?" "[ DOG WHIMPERS ] WELL, I MEAN, WE BRO" " WE" "BROUGHT THEM TO A FRIEND, THAT HE TOOK THEM TO THE FARM." "WE DIDN'T GO TO THE FARM." "NO." "HE WENT TO THE FARM." "KITTENS DID." "YEAH, AND YOUR FRIEND " " I'M SUPPOSING HE DOESN'T HAVE A" "CELLPHONE." "NOT ON HIM." "YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT." "NO." "UH, HIS SERVICE IS..." "YEAH, WELL, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND TO GET" "THE KITTENS BACK TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN GET THE KITTENS BACK TO" "THE POUND BY TOMORROW MORNING, OR YOU AND "DEVIATED FUCKING" "MOUTH-BREATHING SEPTUM" HERE ARE BOTH GOING TO JAIL." "THAT'S FAIR." "THANK YOU." "OKAY." "THANK YOU." "THANK " " THANK YOU." "FAIR." "THANK YOU, SIR." "OKAY." "I-I'M SORRY." "THE BOX, THOUGH, HAS TO STAY." "NO, NO, NO, NO." "NO, NO, I -- DICKHEAD, LET GO OF THE BOX." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] AAH!" "HE TOLD YOU TO LET GO OF THE BOX " " AAH!" "LOOK OUT, PETE." "YOU SEE THAT?" "HE WAS ABOUT TO ATTACK YOU, MAN." "BYE-BYE." "[ BOTH GROANING ] I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I TOLD" "YOU TWO I DON'T LIKES YOU." "[ TASER CRACKLING ] SEE YOU TOMORROW." "HEY, PETE, WHERE YOU AT?" "WE NEED A NEW PLAN." "WE NEED TO FEED THAT THING A FUCKING BEAR OR SOMETHING." "RIGHT?" "OR LIKE A LLAMA, SOMETHING WITH MORE MEAT ON ITS" "BONES TO TIDE IT OVER FOR A LONGER TIME." "YEAH, BUT SOMETHING WE CAN GET OUR HANDS ON A LITTLE MORE" "EASILY THAN, LIKE, TO USE YOUR EXAMPLE, A LLAMA." "RIGHT." "¶ THE HIGH-SCHOOL PARKING LOT ¶" "[ SIGHS ] [ GROANS, BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "NICE DAY." "SO, YOU GUYS OWN THIS WHOLE BUILDING, HUH?" "YEP." "YEAH." "YEAH " " WELL, I OWNED A CATERING COMPANY ONCE." "AND MY DAUGHTER?" "UH, SHE SELLS HOMEMADE CORNISH PASTIES ON THE INTERNET." "SHE PUTS RUTABAGA IN THOSE." "DELISH." "SO, YOU JUST WANT SOME GARBAGE TAKEN OUT, HUH?" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THERE'S NO HURRY." "NO?" "THERE'S NOT, LIKE, A RUSH ON THAT." "NO." "NO, NOT AT ALL." "WE " " WE COULD EAT FIRST..." "YEAH." "...AND THEN WORK SECOND, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "LET'S " " LET'S GET HAROLD A STEAK." "HELL YEAH." "A-A STEAK?" "YEAH, I'M GONNA GET IT MEDIUM-RARE." "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, RIGHT?" "YOU WANT A " " YOU WANT A BAKED POTATO OR YOU WANT IT" "TWICE-BAKED?" "TWICE." "I'M GONNA GO DO THAT." "[ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT." "HEY, YOU " " HAROLD?" "YEAH?" "YOU WANT " " YOU WANT TO GET A BEER WHILE WE WAIT?" "BEER WOULD BE GREAT!" "THAT'D BE GREAT!" "THAT'D BE GREAT." "LET'S GO GET A BEER." "MMM!" "I CANNOT BELIEVE I GET A BIG OLD STEAK DINNER JUST FOR" "CLEANING UP A BASEMENT." "[ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW " " YOU KNOW, MY WIFE " "SHE " " SHE WAS NEVER A BIG FAN OF STEAK." "SHE " " SHE..." "[ SNIFFLES ] SHE USED TO TAKE CHICKEN BREASTS" "AND WRAP BACON AROUND IT, THEN TOP IT OFF WITH AVOCADO AND" "BLUE-CHEESE CRUMBLES." "CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH A THING?" "NO, I CAN'T." "IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS." "OH, DELICIOUS MY BUTT." "IT WAS FANTASTIC." "ALL RIGHT." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO KNOCK OFF THAT BASEMENT?" "NAH." "OH, NO." "UH..." "WE GOT TIME." "UH..." "YOU NEED " " YOU NEED ANOTHER STEAK OR, I MEAN, CAN WE" "GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE?" "YOU NEED ANYTHING AT ALL?" "NOPE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THIS IS GONNA SOUND STRANGE." "WON'T SOUND WEIRD." "ANYTHING." "I-I SAW SOME BONGOS IN THE BACK ROOM... ¶ DOO-DOO, RUTABAGA ¶ RU-RU-RU-RUTABAGAAAAA" "¶ RUTABAGA ¶ RUTABAGA" "¶ RUTABAGA ¶ RUTABAGA" "¶ RUTA-RUTA-RUTA-RUTABAGA THIS " " THIS IS NOT GOING TO" "MAKE MY WORK ANY EASIER." "IT'LL MAKE IT MORE PLEASANT, THOUGH, RIGHT?" "AND LESS PAINFUL." "SHUT UP." "UH, WORK ISN'T PAINFUL." "A GOOD DAY OF WORKING IS A GOOD DAY, INDEED." "ABSOLUTELY." "YOU " " YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN..." "VERY GENEROUS, BUT I-I HAVE TO SET ONE THING STRAIGHT." "OKAY." "WHAT?" "EITHER OF YOU TRIES TO GET IN MY PANTS, I'M GONNA SLAP THE" "SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "YOU'RE TOO MUCH." "YOU'RE TOO MUCH." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I MIGHT JUST GO FOR A TUG." "HUH?" "[ BOTH LAUGH ] BECAUSE WE MAKE MAN-ON-MAN" "PORNOS IN THE BASEMENT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS." "I CAN'T HELP THINKING, IF I'D BEEN A LITTLE MORE AGGRESSIVE" "ABOUT TAKING CHANCES, LIKE YOU TWO GUYS, MY LIFE WOULD HAVE" "TURNED OUT DIFFERENT." "STOP TALKING LIKE THAT, HAROLD." "NO, OH, IT'S TRUE." "YOU GUYS ARE AN " " ARE AN INSPIRATION." "YOU " " YOU ALWAYS MEET LIFE HEAD ON, WITHOUT FEAR." "ANAIS NIN ONCE SAID, "LIFE SHRINKS OR EXPANDS IN PROPORTION" "TO ONE'S COURAGE."" "DID YOU EVER READ HER?" "NO." "SHE WAS A GOOD WRITER." "SHE USED TO WRITE A LOT OF PORN WITH HENRY MILLER." "OH." "YEAH, SHE WAS A SWITCH-HITTER." "SHE'S HOT." "ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA DO THIS." "G-GOODBYE, HAROLD!" "DON'T SAY GOODBYE." "YOU DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO A SOMEBODY WHO'S GOING DOWN THE" "STAIRS, GRABBING A BAG, AND WALKING RIGHT BACK UP." "THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE." "IT JUST SLIPPED OUT OF ME." "IT'S INAPPROPRIATE." "I LIKE HIM." "I MEAN, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, PART OF ME HOPES HE MAKES IT OUT" "OKAY." "YEAH, ME, TOO." "[ CRASHING ]" "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] OKAY, OKAY, OKAY." "Both:" "AAH!" "YEAH, IT'S A MESS DOWN THERE, BUT I DIDN'T SEE ANY BAGS TO" "BRING UP." "[ THUDDING ] THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY." "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" "JUST WALKED IN." "SHE WOULDN'T LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR." "IT JUST WALKED IN." "GO TAKE HAROLD HOME." "I'LL MEET YOU IN THE BAR." "¶ WELL, YOU KNOW NOW, THIS PLACE IS CREEPIER THAN" "CREEPY " " CREEPIER THAN CREEPY " " CREEPIER THAN" "CREEPY " " CREEPIER THAN CREEPY " " CREEPIER THAN" "CREEPY...¶ WHERE'S NICHOLAS?" "HE'S STRATEGIZING WITH DAVE." "¶ UNSTABLE SMELL WHERE'S MARION?" "¶ AND NOT ONE OF US IS SLEEPING ¶" "HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE." "YOU SAID THAT TWO HOURS AGO." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "¶ I'VE HEARD SOME FREQUENT LOUD NOISES ¶" "¶ EVER SINCE THE HEAT WENT OFF THANKS." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "OH, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA." "I'M JUST TRYING TO BE AS, YOU KNOW " " AS THOROUGH AS HUMANLY" "POSSIBLE." "WHAT IS IT?" "WELL, IT'S ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION TO DECIDE, YOU" "KNOW..." "NO, I-I DON'T." "...WHO SHOULD DIE NEXT." "[ LAUGHS ] OKAY." "WE SHOULD GO DOWN TO" "THE BAR, HAVE A COUPLE MORE DRINKS." "I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GONNA BE AN EASY DECISION, YOU KNOW?" "BUT I THINK I HAVE THE OBVIOUS CHOICE PICKED OUT." "I THINK IT'S GOOD." "[ CHUCKLES ] WE'VE HAD A LOT OF WHISKEY" "LATELY, A LOT OF BEER." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GET TEQUILA?" "LET'S GO GET TEQUILA-DRUNK, MAR." "207 " " THAT HERMIT, RIGHT?" "HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD." "IT'S PERFECT." "K.C. ASKED WHERE YOU WERE." "LET'S GO DOWN TO THE BAR." "LET'S GO SAY HI TO K.C." "I'M NOT SAYING I'M GONNA HIT HIM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND" "PUT HIM IN THE MOLE MAN'S FUCKING FOOD DISH OR ANYTHING" "LIKE THAT." "IT WALKED IN THROUGH HABERSHACKLE'S UNLOCKED DOOR." "I'M JUST GONNA UNLOCK HIS DOOR." "IT'S LIKE A " " LIKE A SUBTLE FORM OF INVITATION, THAT'S ALL." "PUT THE KEY DOWN, MAR." "I'M WAY TOO DRUNK TO ARGUE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, AND I JUST WANT" "TO GO TO SLEEP." "PUT IT BACK." "WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?" "WHAT'S YOUR IDEA THAT'S BETTER THAN THIS ONE?" "HMM?" "NO, JUST GIVE ME, LIKE, A THUMBNAIL SKETCH OF WHAT YOU" "HAVE TO REPLACE THIS, AND WE'LL JUMP RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT, BOTH" "OF US, BOTH FEET, ALL THE WAY IN." "YOU GOT A BIGGER GARBAGE-CAN LID YOU WANT TO STRAP ON?" "MAYBE YOU GOT A BETTER, SHARPER CHEESE GRATER OR SOME SHIT LIKE" "THAT?" "WE TRIED THAT, OKAY?" "WE TRIED YOUR STUPID FUCKING IDEAS, AND NOW SOMEONE'S DEAD" "BECAUSE OF IT, ALL RIGHT?" "WHAT IF IT DECIDES IT WANTS TO COME GET K.C. NEXT?" "MAYBE IT'S GONNA COME AFTER YOU NEXT." "I'M SORRY." "I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN." "WE'VE ALREADY LET TOO MUCH HAPPEN." "I AM GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN." "THIS IS WHAT I AM DOING." "I'M VERY DRUNK, MARION, AND WE'RE BOTH VERY TIRED TO BE" "TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT, OKAY?" "I MEAN, IT FEASTED ON HABERSHACKLE AFTER A WEEK OF" "CATS AND DOGS." "IT'S PROBABLY STUFFED." "WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING, MAN." "[ GROANS ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT," "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I'M SORRY." "THIS IS " " THIS IS STUPID." "WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT TOMORROW." "THANK GOD." "MY BLADDER IS GONNA POP." "I UNDERSTAND." "OH, JESUS." "[ URINATING, BREATHES DEEPLY ] [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "SHIT." "SHIT." "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT." "GOD DAMN IT!" "STUPID FUCKING PRICK!" "GET THE FUCK OFF ME, YOU DUMBASS!" "THERE." "UNH-UNH." "UNH-UNH." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" "NO!" "[ BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY ]" "OH!" "[ GROANS ]" "MAR." "FUCK!" "[ GROANS ]" "[ GROWLS ]" "[ SCREECHES ]" "[ BOTH SCREAMING ]" "NO, NO, NO!" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ GASPING ]" "[ MUMBLING ] [ POUNDING ON DOOR ]" "[ POUNDING STOPS ]" "YOU SEE THAT I JUST DID THEN." "I SAVED YOUR ASSES JUST MOMENTS AFTER YOU WERE OUTSIDE DEBATING" "WHETHER OR NOT TO OFFER ME UP AS A SACRIFICE." "THAT WAS MOSTLY ME." "I'M SORRY." "I-I'M SORRY, TOO." "I APOLOGIZE." "I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS." "I TOLD YOU." "I TOLD YOU." "I'M GONNA GO AND PHILOSOPHIZE WITH DAVE." "I'M GONNA GO THEORIZE WITH DAVE." "WHERE'S NICHOLAS?" "HE'S STRATEGIZING WITH DAVE." "I TOLD YOU." "THIS IS DAVE?" "NO." "NO." "WE CASH THE RENT CHECKS EVERY MONTH." "THE " " THE " " THE GUY WHO LIVES IN THIS APARTMENT IS NAMED," "UM..." "DAVID." "DAVID SOMETHING." "SHIT." "[ BUZZING ] OH-HO." "WHOA." "OH, MY." "I HAVE SOME MORE QUESTIONS TO ADD TO THAT EARLIER LIST OF" "QUESTIONS THAT -- FIVE YEARS AGO, THE PILOT" "LIGHT WENT OUT IN THE FURNACE, AND AS A FAVOR TO YOUR MOTHER, I" "WENT DOWN TO RE-LIGHT IT." "THAT WAS CONSIDERATE OF YOU." "YEAH, WELL..." ""YEAH, WELL" WHAT?" "ARE YOU PANTOMIMING THAT DAVE AND OUR MOM HAD CRAZY JUNGLE SEX" "ON EACH OTHER?" "THAT IS NOT INFORMATION THAT IS ESSENTIAL TO THE THRUST OF" "THIS NARRATIVE, NICHOLAS." "SHE WAS, LIKE, 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU." "15, ACTUALLY, BUT SHE WAS VIVACIOUS AND..." "UM..." "A SNAPPY DRESSER." "THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT." "YOU " " YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT I SAW IN THE BASEMENT." "HE WAS TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF THE TRAPDOOR UNDERNEATH THE" "FURNACE." "TRAPDOOR UNDERNEATH THE FURNACE?" "THERE'S A TRAPDOOR, APPARENTLY, UNDER THE FURNACE." "BOOTLEGGER'S RUN?" "NOT JUST A CUTE NAME." "YES, THERE WAS A TUNNEL THAT CONNECTED THE BASEMENT OF THE" "BAR TO A STILL THAT WAS IN THE BASEMENT OF THE CHURCH." "DURING PROHIBITION, MANY SECRET PASSAGES ALL OVER THIS GREAT" "CITY " " THIS IS NOT WHAT WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT." "SO, I SLAMMED THE DOOR ON HIS HEAD, RE-LIT THE PILOT, CAME" "BACK UP HERE." "I HAVE NOT LEFT THIS APARTMENT OR HAD A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP" "SINCE THAT DAY." "OUR LITTLE STORY TOOK AN UNFORTUNATE TURN ABOUT A MONTH" "AGO, WHEN YOU LET THE FURNACE BURN OUT AND STAY OUT, DOOMING" "THE RESIDENTS OF THIS BUILDING TO A CERTAIN AND VERY PAINFUL" "DEATH." "THE END." "OKAY, I HAVE TO ASK A QUESTION." "NO." "NO, I HAVE TO FORMULATE A QUESTION IN MY BRAIN AND THEN SAY IT WITH MY FACE." "NO, NO." "PLEASE." "THIS FEELS IMPORTANT " " TO CLARIFY THINGS." "A MOMENT." "A MOMENT." "A MOMENT." "DAVID, I NEED A DRINK." "I NEED TO TAKE IN ALL OF THIS, AND THEN I PROBABLY NEED TO HAVE" "A SECOND DRINK." "COULD WE DO THAT?" "YEAH." "AND THEN THE QUESTIONS." "I COULD " " I COULD GET ON BOARD WITH THAT KIND " " KIND OF" "AGENDA." "AND THEN THE QUESTIONS." "THAT SOUNDS GREAT." "I THINK -- UH-UH-UH-UH-UH." "WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" "WHAT I DO IS STAY HERE AND OBEY THE RULES OF THE MOLE MAN" "SURVIVAL GUIDE." "THERE'S NO SUCH THING." "THERE WILL BE AS SOON AS I FIND A PUBLISHER." "WE'VE BEEN CALLING IT A MOLE MAN, TOO." "THAT'S THE SAME WORD WE -- THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER" "TERM THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE APPLIED." "I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A HERMIT." "NO OFFENSE." "ALL RIGHT." "TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MOLE MAN." "AND HOW WE CAN KILL IT." "TONIGHT." "LISTEN CLOSELY." "[ GUITAR PLAYING ] [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "SO, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALREADY FIGURED OUT " " THE BEAST IS" "NOCTURNAL." "[ SCRATCHING ]" "[ IMITATES BIRD CALL ] [ IMITATES BIRD CALL ]" "[ BOTH IMITATING BIRD CALL ]" "[ RHYTHMIC KNOCKING, CALLING ]" "PAULIE?" "YEAH, MAN." "COME ON." "COME ON IN." "COME ON IN." "COME ON IN." "COME ON IN." "COME ON IN." "YEAH, COME ON IN, MAN." "COME ON IN." "COME ON IN." "YEAH, COME ON IN, MAN." "HEY, LISTEN, MAN." "I WANT TO, UH, EXCHANGE SOME ILLEGAL NARCOTICS FOR SOME LEGAL" "TENDER." "THERE MIGHT BE A BETTER TIME FOR THIS TRANSACTION WHEN OUR" "LANDLORDS ARE NOT PRESENT." "HEY, PAULIE." "OH, HEY, GUYS." "HEY, PAULIE." "WHAT'S UP?" "HOW'S EVERYBODY " " HOW'S EVERYBODY TODAY, MAN?" "YOU DROPPED THAT." "NICE." "I GOT IT." "NOW, I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH " " THIS IS A" "REPRESENTATION OF THE MOLE MAN." "IT'S SIMILAR IN FORM, BUT THE MOLE MAN MOVES VERY QUICKLY." "ALSO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND SILVERWARE ON THE END OF THE" "FINGERS." "¶ YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S A MOLE MAN ¶" "WHERE ARE OUR AREAS AGAIN?" "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN, RIGHT?" "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "GROIN!" "GROIN!" "GROIN!" "GROIN!" "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "Both:" "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "YEAH." "¶ YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S A MOLE MAN ¶" "¶ HE AIN'T GOT NO SOUL, MAN WHERE WAS IT?" "RIGHT HERE." "THIS." "YEAH." "[ CHOIR SINGING ]" "NICE SHOVEL." "[ SINGING CONTINUES ] IT'S NOT A SHOVEL." "IT'S A SUPER SPADE." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] ¶ MY FOOT AND YOUR ASS ARE" "GETTING MARRIED ¶" "LET'S GO!" "EVERYBODY, DOWNSTAIRS!" "LET'S MOVE!" "EMERGENCY TENANT MEETING." "DRAG YOUR SLAP-HAPPY ASS DOWNSTAIRS." "LET'S GO!" "TENANT MEETING!" "LET'S GO!" "ALL RIGHT, DOWNSTAIRS, EVERY" " OH." "WE CALLED THIS MEETING BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT BEEN" "ENTIRELY..." "FORTHCOMING." "...ABOUT THE SITUATION IN THIS BUILDING." "IT SEEMS THERE'S BEEN A MOLE MAN LIVING UNDER THE" "BUILDING FOR SOME TIME NOW." "IT'S BEEN EATING OUR PETS AND PUTTING US..." "GENERALLY SPEAKING." "...IN HARM'S WAY." "YEAH." "QUESTIONS?" "ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING HIGH?" "YOU INTERRUPTED MY WORK FOR THIS?" "THAT'S OKAY." "THIS IS PRETTY INTERESTING." "I-I-I WISH WE WERE FUCKING HIGH, BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY" "REAL." "WE SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE." "WE THOUGHT WE COULD TAKE CARE OF IT." "WE'RE GOING TO KILL IT NOW." "WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD WARN MRS. HABERSHACKLE." "YEAH." "THE MOLE MAN ATE MRS. HABERSHACKLE EARLIER THIS" "EVENING." "[ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOD." "YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT IF ANYBODY IN THIS BUILDING" "HAD TO DIE..." "YEAH, SHE WAS A BITCH." "WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING TO SAY SHE LIVED A FULL AND" "REWARDING LIFE, BUT YOU CAN TOSS THAT IN IF YOU'D LIKE." "I MET THE NIECE ONCE." "SHE, UH, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS HOPING THE OLD LADY WOULD DIE." "SHE WAS RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES NOT TO LET HER MOVE INTO HER" "CONDO." "OKAY." "WELL, WE ARE GONNA GO AHEAD AND KILL IT ANYWAY." "WITH SHOVELS?" "UH, THEY'RE NOT SHOVELS." "THEY'RE SUPER SPADES." "WE'RE NOT ASKING FOR YOUR HELP." "WE JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON IN CASE WE DIDN'T" "MAKE IT BACK." "CAN I COME WITH?" "UH..." "SURE?" "CAN I HAVE A SUPER POWER?" "WE CAN'T ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SUPER" "ABSOLUTELY." "YES!" "YEAH." "I LOVED YOUR MOTHER." "AND THIS BUILDING, IT WAS HER HEART." "I'M COMING, TOO." "YOU KNOW, SHE LET ME DO WHAT I NEEDED TO DO AROUND HERE, SO" "WE'RE IN, TOO." "DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE TIME WE SPEND FIGHTING THE MOLE MAN?" "[ SIGHS ] YES." "OKAY." "NOW, ARE YOU ALL ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT DO THIS?" "All:" "YES." "DO WHAT?" "OKAY." "LISTEN CLOSELY." "OUR EXPERTS SAY THAT ACCESS TO THE SEWERS IS THROUGH A TRAP" "DOOR IN THE FURNACE." "NOW, WE GUESSTIMATE THAT THE DISTANCE FROM THE FURNACE TO THE" "BEDROCK LEVEL BELOW IS SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF 8 TO LIKE 35 FEET-ISH." "WE WON'T REALLY KNOW THE FLOOR PLAN FOR SURE UNTIL WE GET DOWN" "THERE." "NOW, WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BE A HERO, SO WE'RE GONNA" "POSITION YOU GUYS BEHIND US." "AND MARION AND MYSELF..." "MM-HMM." "...WE'RE GONNA FLANK IT FROM BOTH SIDES." "I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEROES SO MUCH." "Both:" "OH." "SORRY." "[ SIGHS ]" "HEY, LISTEN." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO COME, EITHER." "I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT." "OKAY, GOOD." "GOOD." "THAT'S " " THAT'S WHAT I -- THAT'S WHAT I WANTED, SO THAT'S" "GOOD." "[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ MUSIC FADES ] SORRY." "I'VE BEEN " " I'VE BEEN " " I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DO THAT FOR A" "WHILE." "THAT'S OKAY." "IF WE MAKE IT BACK, I CAN'T PROMISE THAT I WON'T " " I WON'T" "DO THAT AGAIN." "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T." "I'M SEEING NICHOLAS RIGHT NOW." "OH." "ALL RIGHT." "I'M " " I'M SORRY." "THAT'S OKAY." "GOOD LUCK." "OH, HEY." "DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE POLICE OR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR" "ANYBODY WHO NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD GO TO IN CASE OF THIS?" "NO." "THIS IS US." "SO..." "SUPER-AWKWARD." "[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]" "GO." "JESUS CHRIST, DON'T DO THAT!" "NOW IT'S OVER HERE." "STOP DOING -- IT'S BEHIND YOU." "IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE." "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?" "PROVE A POINT." "YOUR FUCKING SHOULDER PADS ARE CUMBERSOME." "THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU." "MY SHOULDER PADS FORTIFY ME." "YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOURS." "CUMBERSOME." "[ GROANS ] REMEMBER THE PLAN." "SET UP A PERIMETER OF LIGHT." "[ GROANS ] THEN WE ATTACK IT WITH" "PRECISION." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "RIGHT." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT..." "INSTEP..." "GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP..." "[ GROANS ]" "HYAH!" "YEAH." "DO THAT." "THAT WAS A GOOD THING TO DO." "OKAY." "OKAY." "THAT WAS VERY MACHO, WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH THE THING." "I FOUND IT." "YEAH." "I'M VERY GLAD." "I'M VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT." "[ GRUNTING ] [ SIGHS ]" "I'LL GO FIRST." "YES, YOU WILL." "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY." "YOU WANT THE THING HERE?" "OH, YEAH." "[ GRUNTS ] SHIT." "IT'S GOOD." "IT'S SAFE." "JUST COME ON." "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH, MAN." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "NO." "LANTERN." "LANTERN?" "OHH!" "FUCK, MARION!" "SHOVEL COMING DOWN!" "SHIT!" "JESUS CHRIST!" "YOU ALMOST KILLED ME WITH THAT!" "NUMBER TWO." "FLARES." "ME." "OKAY." "FUCK." "WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" "FUCKING SHIT HOLE." "THAT'S A SCARY DOOR." "DON'T DO SHIT FAST." "I WANT TO GET A JUMP ON IT." "JUST DON'T!" "GOD!" "IT'S FUCKING HEAVY." "ESTABLISH A PERIMETER OF LIGHT." "ATTACK WITH PRECISION." "YEAH, THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN." "YEAH." "THERE'S ANOTHER SHAFT." "YOU GO FIRST." "FUCK." "ALL RIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH." "MARION, PERIMETER OF LIGHT." "ATTACK WITH PRECISION." "OKAY." "OKAY." "LISTEN." "WHAT?" "PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW." "PLEASE." "OKAY." "THANK YOU." "JUST DON'T FORGET THE PERIMETER OF LIGHT." "I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S IMPORTANT, BUT I NEED YOU TO" "SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW." "I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW." "OKAY." "THANK YOU." "IT'S JUST THAT IT'S IMPORT-- SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "SHH!" "PERIMETER OF LIGHT, THROAT-INSTEP-GROIN, I" "UNDERSTAND." "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "I'M SHUTTING THE FUCK UP." "GOD DAMN IT." "ALL RIGHT!" "IT'S IMPORTANT, THOUGH." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "GIVE ME A LANTERN." "GOD DAMN IT, MARION!" "SHIT!" "FUCK!" "PERIMETER OF LIGHT!" "SHIT!" "GIVE ME THE OTHER ONE!" "GIVE ME THE OTHER ONE!" "PERIMETER OF LIGHT!" "I FUCKING HATE THIS THING!" "SHOVEL COMING IN!" "OKAY, JUST FUCKING WAIT." "LIKE AN ADULT, MARION, I AM PASSING IT TO YOU." "THAT'S GOOD." "THANK YOU." "I GOT IT." "I GOT IT." "THANK YOU." "THAT'S GOOD." "I CAN'T FUCKING SEE." "THANK YOU." "FLARES!" "COME ON." "AAH!" "OHH!" "WHY?" "I'M FINE." "THANKS FOR ASKING." "I'M SORRY, BUT IF I TRY TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA" "LAUGH IN YOUR FACE." "HERE." "SET UP THE PERIMETER." "[ GRUNTS ]" "UGH." "YOU GOT GRANDMA MUGG'S CONCRETE "HOO-HA" OVER HERE." "WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT GRANDMA?" "WET CONCRETE GASH WAITING HUNGRILY FOR YOU." "NOW, THAT'S DISGUSTING." "YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T PUT MY FACE RIGHT IN THE MOLE MAN" "SEWER HOLE." "IT SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE EQUAL PARTS HYGIENE AND SAFETY" "CONCERN." "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SITTING IN?" "!" "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SITTING IN?" "!" "HELP ME UP, YOU PRICK!" "LET GO!" "FUCK YOU!" "OH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" "!" "IT'S LIKE A NEST BUILT OUT OF DOGGY DEATH." "ARE THOSE HABERSHACKLE'S RIBS?" "OH, FUCK." "I THINK THAT'S PEANUT." "OH, FUCK." "I'M SORRY, PEANUT." "[ CLANK ] OH, FUCK." "I CAN'T SEE VERY GOOD." "I NEED TO MAKE THIS DAMN THING BRIGHTER." "AAH!" "[ GRUNTS ] OH, FUCK!" "I'M SORRY!" "I'M SORRY!" "I'M SORRY!" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "I THOUGHT A FUCKING MOTION SENSOR WENT OFF OR SOMETHING!" "THEY'RE NOT OUR MOTION SENSORS." "THEY'RE OUR FUCKING PERIMETER LIGHTS!" "I KNOW!" "I PANICKED!" "I'M SORRY!" "WE TALKED ABOUT OUR PERIMETER LIGHTS FOR AN HOUR." "THEY'RE OUR FUCKING PERIMETER LIGHTS!" "ALL RIGHT, I'VE SAID I'M SORRY NOW." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I'M GONNA DO WITH THAT." "DID YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR SHOVEL?" "IT'S NOT A SHOVEL." "IT'S A SUPER SPADE, AND YES." "I'M SORRY!" "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?" "JUST GET ON YOUR GODDAMN FEET!" "YOU WANT TO FUCKING GET UP AND SET YOUR FUCKING PRECIOUS" "PERIMETER OF LIGHT, OR DO YOU WANT TO SIT ON YOUR FUCKIN" "AAH!" "[ GASPS ] FUCK!" "GET HIM OFF ME!" "GET HIM THE FUCK OFF ME!" "PERIMETER OF LIGHT!" "GET HIM OFF ME!" "GOD DAMN IT!" "HIT HIM, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" "I CAN'T SEE HIS THROAT, INSTEP, OR GROIN!" "JUST HIT IT IN THE FUCKING HEAD!" "AAH!" "WHOA!" "GET UP!" "GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!" "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?" "WHERE'D HE GO?" "WHERE'D HE GO?" "WHERE'D HE GO?" "GOOD IDEA, GOOD IDEA!" "I DON'T SEE HIM." "[ GROWLS ] [ GASPS ]" "I THINK IT'S FUCKING WITH US." "ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW?" "I THINK SO." "WHERE DID HE GO?" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "BATTERIES." "THE BATTERIES." "[ BOTH SCREAM ] I HIT IT!" "THROAT, INSTEP, GROIN!" "THROAT, INSTEP " " HYAH!" "I GOT HIM!" "YEAH!" "I GOT HIM, MARION!" "DUDE, I HIT HIM!" "AAH!" "[ Laughing ] YEAH!" "ALL RIGHT." "[ BOTH GRUNTING ] ¶ GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND I'M" "GONNA GET LAID ¶ ¶ AFTER I FUCK A MOLE MAN WITH" "MY SUPER SPADE ¶ [ BOTH GRUNTING ]" "FUCK YOU!" "FUCK YOU!" "FUCK YOU!" "MARE!" "MARE!" "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "YOU GOT HIM." "YOU GOT HIM." "FUCK!" "YOU GOT HIM." "YOU GOT HIM." "YOU GOT HIM." "YOU GOT HIM." "YOU GOT HIM." "YOU DID GOOD." "YOU'RE GOOD." "[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ GROWLS ] AAH!" "[ CRACK, SQUISH ] [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ DISTANT GROWLING ] [ GROWLING LOUDER ]" "SHIT." "PERIMETER OF LIGHT!" "I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT!" "GO!" "GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!" "AAH!" "[ DISTANT GROWLING ] COME ON." "YOU GOT FIVE SECONDS." "I'M STUCK, I'M STUCK!" "GET THE FUCK OUT!" "GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!" "GET THE FUCKING..." "[ GROWLING CONTINUES ] GO, GO, GO, GO, GO." "HERE, HERE." "FUCK, FUCK." "EAT FUCKING FIRE!" "GO, GO, GO." "MOTHER-- [ COUGHS ] YEAH!" "[ Laughing ] YEAH!" "OF COURSE, THE PHONE AND THE ELECTRICITY ARE YOUR" "RESPONSIBILITY, BUT THE HEAT IS INCLUDED IN THE RENT." "ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD." "WHAT'S THE CATCH?" "AND DON'T TELL ME THERE ISN'T ONE 'CAUSE I'M NOT STUPID." "MY GRANDMOTHER'S ARMOIRE IS GOING TO LOOK WEIRD IN HERE." "WERE THESE WINDOWS HERE THE FIRST TIME WE SAW AT THIS PLACE?" "I DON'T REMEMBER THESE WEIRD WINDOWS." "NO, IT'S JUST " " YOU KNOW THESE OLD CHICAGO BUILDINGS." "THEY'RE VERY DRAFTY." "SO, WE'VE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE HEAT RUNNING 24/7 ALL YEAR LONG." "AND WE JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FAIR TO PASS THAT EXPENSE" "DOWN TO THE TENANTS." "SO WE PAY FOR IT." "ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?" "ALL RIGHT!" "THEN HERE ARE YOUR KEYS." "SEE, THIS ONE HERE IS FOR THE FRONT DOOR." "THIS ONE'S THE BACK DOOR." "[ ALARM BLARING ] [ PAGERS BEEP ]" "PLEASE EXCUSE US." "THIS'LL JUST TAKE ONE MOMENT." "WERE YOU FLIRTING WITH HIM?" "WHAT?" "Both: ¶ MY FOOT AND YOUR ASS ARE GETTING MARRIED ¶" "¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO ¶ WEE-OH-WEE-OH" "¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO-OO ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO" "¶ WEE-OH-WEE-OH ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO" "¶ YOUR ASS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE WHEN MY BOOT MET YOUR PANTS ¶" "¶ I KICKED YOUR ASS AND THAT WAS IT, 'CAUSE WHEN I KICK AN ASS ¶" "¶ IT STAYS KICKED!" "¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO" "¶ WEE-OH-WEE-OH ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO-OO" "¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO ¶ WEE-OH-WEE-OH" "¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO ¶ DO YOU HAVE A CLUE WHAT A" "SIZE-12 SHOE WILL DO TO YOU WHEN IT GOES THROUGH THE PLACE FROM" "WHICH YOU POO?" "¶ ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO" "¶ WEE-OH-WEE-OH ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO-OO" "¶ I KICKED IT ¶ I KICKED IT" "¶ I KICKED IT ¶ I KICKED IT" "¶ I KICKED IT ¶ I KICKED IT" "¶ WHAT DID YOU KICK?" "¶ HIS ASS!" "[ INSTRUMENTAL BREAK ]" "¶ MY FRIENDS THEY ALWAYS ASK ¶ WILL YOU KICK HIS ASS" "AGAIN?" "¶ ¶ I RESPOND WITH A LOOK OF" "INCREDULITY ¶ ¶ I KICKED HIS ASS" "¶ HIS ASS IS KICKED ¶ AND KICKED HIS ASS WILL STAY" "¶ SO IT'S BETTER I SPEND MY TIME MORE EFFICIENTLY ¶" "¶ BY SINGING ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO" "¶ WEE-OH-WEE-OH ¶ DO-BE-DO-BE-DO-OO" "¶ WELL, THE NUTS ALL COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK ¶" "¶ WHEN THE MONSTER IS STIRRING ¶ MOST OF THEM HAVE HARMLESS" "QUIRKS ¶ ¶ AND ALL THEIR NIGHTMARES ARE" "REOCCURRING ¶ ¶ AND YOU KNOW THAT WEIRDNESS" "DON'T EXPLAIN THIS PLACE ¶ ¶ AND IT OUGHT TO KIND OF WORK" "¶ THERE'S A WICKED NONCHALANCE AT PLAY ¶" "¶ AND ALL THE LINES HAVE BEEN BLURRED ¶" "¶ OH, YOU KNOW THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE BASEMENT ¶" "¶ AND THERE ARE GHOSTS IN ALL THESE HALLS ¶" "¶ AND THE BROTHERS, THEY ARE FACING IT ¶" "¶ THEY'RE COMMITTED TO THE CREATURE'S DOWNFALL ¶" "¶ AND THERE'S MONSTERS IN THE FURNACE ¶" "Don't tell anybody." "¶ AND EVERY ONE OF US IS FEELING THE HEAT ¶" "¶ AND EVERY ONE OF US IS P-P-PROFESSIONALLY NERVOUS ¶" "¶ MM ¶ AND, OH, MAN, WE'RE GONNA MAKE" "THOSE SONS OF BITCHES GO DOWN IN DEFEAT ¶" "¶ OH, I SAID, NOW EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, THOSE ARE ROLLING EYES ¶" "¶ AND DOWNTRODDEN SOULS ¶ UGLINESS HAS NO DISGUISE" "¶ MAN, THAT FEAR, IT TAKES ITS TOLL ¶"