"GEE, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* ONE IS A GENIUS" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE *" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN *" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH *" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "[FOLK GUITAR PLAYING]" "Brain: * I AM JUST A LAB MOUSE *" "* BENT ON TAKING O'ER THE WORLD *" "* IF YOU FOLLOW WHAT I TELL YOU *" "* THEN MY PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "Both: * WE'RE NOT IN THIS FOR THE MONEY *" "* WE'RE NOT IN THIS FOR THE FAME *" "* WE'RE NOT GREEDY, WE'RE NOT NEEDY *" "* LIKE THAT NINNY NATHAN LANE *" "* OOH" "* LO LA LEE" "* LO LA LEE LAY LOW LA LAY *" "* LO LA LEE" "* LO LA LOW LO LO LA LOW *" "* LO LO LO" "* LA-A-A" "BRAIN?" "BRAIN, ARE YOU OK?" "PINKY," "I HAVE CONCLUDED" "THAT WORKING AS A STREET PERFORMER" "IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE ROUTE" "TO WORLD DOMINATION." "POIT!" "IT SEEMED TO WORK FOR SHIELDS AND YARNELL." "AAH!" "AAH!" "IT'S HIM!" "LET'S MEET HIM IN PERSON!" "HE'S COME HOME!" "HEAL MY CHILD!" "[EXCITED SHOUTING]" "WHO..." "WHO IS THAT, PINKY?" "T'ANGELLO BAYLISS," "STAR FORWARD FOR THE FRESNO BUTTERNUGGETS." "T'ANJELLO?" "YES." "BUT EVERYONE CALLS HIM JELLY-HEAD." "WE LOVE YOU, JELLY-HEAD!" "NARF!" "I LOVE YOU, TOO, LITTLE FURRY FELLOW." "I LOVE ALL MY LITTLE JELLY-HEADS." "HEY, LITTLE SAD MAN," "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "JIMMY JELLY-HEAD, JELLY-HEAD." "WHY THE LONG FACE, LITTLE UGLY MAN?" "I WANT TO SEE YOU DO THE JELLY-HEAD JUMP." "YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO THE JELLY-HEAD JUMP?" "[CHEERING]" "YAY!" "YAY!" "OH!" "YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO THE JELLY-HEAD JUMP?" "YES." "YEAH." "UH, YEAH." "I'LL SAY." "WHY NOT?" "YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO THE JELLY-HEAD JUMP?" "!" "YES, ALREADY!" "DO THE DOGGONE JELLY-HEAD JUMP!" "OK." "[CHEERING]" "PINKY," "THESE PEOPLE WORSHIP THIS JELLY FELLOW" "AS IF HE WERE" "THE ALMIGHTY MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE." "OH, BUT, BRAIN, LOOK AT HIM." "HE HAS SPECIAL MAGICAL POWERS." "WOO-OO-OOH..." "SUCH AS?" "WELL, HE CAN..." "UH, WITH THE BIG ORANGE RUBBER BALL," "AND--AND-- AND BOUNCE, AND..." "AND THROW, AND..." "HOOP." "ZORT." "YES, WELL, IN THAT CASE," "I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS, TOO." "REALLY?" "WHAT?" "I CAN TAKE A LONG YELLOW STICK," "PUT IT IN A SHARPENER," "AND MAGICALLY MAKE IT POINTY." "WHAT'S THE MATTER, PINKY?" "[SNIFFS]" "I DON'T HAVE ANY MAGICAL POWERS." "POIT." "PINKY, I OFTEN WONDER:" "WHO WOULD WIN A SPELLING BEE," "YOU, OR THE CONTENTS OF TED KOPPEL'S POCKETS?" "HELLO, LITTLE SAD MAN." "WHAT GIVES?" "I AM APPALLED, YET SLIGHTLY TITILLATED," "BY THE ADULATION THIS CROWD HAS AFFORDED" "NOTHING BUT AN OVERGROWN," "EGOCENTRIC, ATHLETIC..." "TALL DRINK OF WATER." "HA HA!" "I KNOW." "AIN'T IT THE DIGS?" "SOMETIMES I FEEL" "LIKE I COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "HMM..." "LET'S SEE NOW..." "IF THE VERTEX OF SAID ARC "X" IS GREATER" "THAN THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF SAID BALL, THEN..." "YES!" "PINKY," "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "I THINK SO, BRAIN," "BUT WHY WOULD PETER BOGDANOVICH?" "PINKY, YOU ARE ONE NOODLE SHORT OF A KUGEL." "MMM..." "KUGEL!" "STIFLE, PINKY." "MY PLAN:" "WE SHALL JOIN THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION" "AND BECOME B-BALL LEGENDS." "ONCE WE HAVE ENDEARED OURSELVES TO THE MASSES," "PEOPLE WILL FOLLOW OUR EVERY COMMAND," "ALLOWING US TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "EGAD, BRAIN, BRILLIANT!" "OH, WAIT." "NO, NO." "YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED BASKETBALL IN YOUR LIFE." "PSHAW, PINKY." "REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD MICHAEL JORDAN" "HE COULDN'T PLAY BASEBALL?" "WELL," "THEY WERE RIGHT, BRAIN." "OH." "BUT DON'T WORRY, BRAIN." "NARF!" "WITH PRACTICE, AND TIME," "AND SOME REALLY COOL SNEAKERS," "YOU'LL BE DUNKIN' THE PUNKIN' IN NO TIME." "THANK YOU" "FOR YOUR VERNACULAR REASSURANCE." "COME, PINKY." "WHERE WE GOING, BRAIN?" "TO A VAST WASTELAND," "THE HOME OF TV's DAVID LETTERMAN." "CBS?" "NO, PINKY, INDIANA." "THE LAND OF THE MANY HOOSIERS." "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH!" "OOF!" "GIMME THE BALL!" "GIMME THE BALL!" "GIMME THE BALL!" "YEAH!" "[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]" "SO, THIS IS INDIANA, EH?" "I DON'T, UM..." "I DON'T SEE ANY INDIANS, BRAIN." "QUIET, PINKY." "I CAN'T HEAR MY JOHN LEE HOOKER TAPE." "THAT MAN GETS MY MOJO WORKIN'." "MMM..." "MOJO!" "PINKY, THERE IT IS." "THE BEAUTIFUL CITY OF BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA." "HOME OF..." "THE FIGHTING BLOOMINGTONS?" "NO." "THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DIRT?" "NO." "FUNNY WIGS AND PLASTIC PANTS?" "NO." "LAS VEGAS?" "NO!" "THEN WHAT?" "I DON'T KNOW." "IT WAS ON THE SIGN WE PASSED BACK THERE." "NOW, REMIND ME AGAIN, BRAIN." "WHY DID WE COME TO BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA," "THE HOME OF THE WRINKLE-FREE SUIT OF MANY SAUSAGES?" "PINKY, ONE MORE OF THOSE," "AND YOU'LL LEARN THE MEANING OF THE PHRASE" ""OH, MY ACHING VENA CAVA."" "BUT, BRAIN" "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU WHY WE'RE HERE." "TO SPEAK WITH THE GREATEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL COACH" "OF ALL TIME." "SCOTT JOPLIN?" "NO, PINKY." "MY GOOD FRIEND BOBBY NACHT," "HEAD COACH FOR THE INDIANA HOOSIERS." "NOW, LET'S SEE..." "WHICH IS HIS HOUSE?" "OH, THERE HE IS." "BOBBY NACHT IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE." "LAST WINTER, WE TOOK A COURSE TOGETHER AT THE LEARNING LOG:" ""THE MAGIC OF TOM LEHRER."" "[RING]" "HEY. 2 LITTLE FANS." "THAT'S ADORABLE." "HEY, BOBBY, REMEMBER ME?" "THE BRAIN, FROM YOUR TOM LEHRER CLASS" "AT THE LEARNING LOG?" "OH, HIYA, BRAIN." "COME ON IN." "WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" "UH, THIS IS MY FRIEND PINKY." "HI!" "HI, PORKY." "THIS IS MY FRIEND..." "CHAIR." "SO WHAT BRINGS YOU BOYS TO MY NECK OF THE WOODS?" "WELL, WE WANT YOU TO COACH" "A NEW BASKETBALL TEAM." "WE NEED TO BUILD A FRANCHISE" "THAT CAN DOMINATE THE UNIVERSE" "SO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WILL WORSHIP ME AS A HERO" "AND ALLOW ME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MICHAEL JORDAN TOLD ME" "WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED TO MAKE SPACE JAM." "NOW, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?" "Pinky:" "HA HAA HA!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "HA HA--OOF!" "HEY, THEY NEVER GAVE ME ANYTHING NEAT-O LIKE THIS" "AT THAT STUPID UNIVERSITY." "HERE, PUNKY, YOU TRY." "NARF!" "HA HA HA!" "ZORT!" "HA HA HA!" "TROZ!" "HEE HEE HEE HA HA!" "WHAT YOU DOING, A REBUS?" "I'M WORKING." "SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING THE SAME?" "AFTER ALL, WE DID BUY YOU" "THAT PADDLE-BALL." "OH, YEAH, RIGHT, WORK." "PUTTING TOGETHER A BASKETBALL TEAM." "WHAT'S WRONG, BOBBY?" "WELL, I CALLED EVERY SINGLE NBA TEAM" "TO SEE IF THEY HAD ANY PLAYERS" "THEY DIDN'T NEED." "AND?" "THEY SAID NO." "SEEMS I THREW ONE TOO MANY CHAIRS AT THEM" "WHEN THEY WAS IN COLLEGE." "Brain:" "WELL..." "WE DON'T NEED PROFESSIONALS" "TO MAKE A GREAT TEAM." "YOU'RE THE GREATEST COACH OF ALL TIME." "YOU CAN MAKE ANYONE A HOOP STAR." "TURN THAT FROWN INTO SOMETHING BROWN!" "HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT!" "I AM GREAT!" "HUGGA HUGGA!" "ALL I NEED IS A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE" "WITH A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS" "WHO ARE DESPERATE TO GET BACK" "IN THE INTERNATIONAL LIMELIGHT." "GET A HAIRCUT." "NOW, LISTEN UP." "I BROUGHT YOU BIG STARS TO SOLVANG," "THE DENMARK CAPITAL OF CALIFORNIA," "NOT FOR MUD WRAPS AND FUNNEL CAKE," "BUT TO BUILD A BASKETBALL TEAM." "FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE HOOP STARS," "NOT JUST A BUNCH OF HOLLYWOOD ICONS." "ROLL CALL." "TV's KLINGER, JAMIE FURR?" "HERE, SIR." "FUNNY MAN FLOP WILSON?" "CALL ME GERALDINE, KILLER." "STOW IT, WILSON." "DUDLEY BORE?" "FUNNEL CAKE?" "NO." "AREN'T YOU OUT OF SHAPE ENOUGH?" "WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED," "YOU'RE NEVER TOO OUT OF SHAPE" "FOR FUNNEL CAKE." "HA HAA!" "[PLAYS JAZZ]" "* FUNNEL CAKE" "HA HAA!" "SHUT YOUR HAM!" "RUE McCLANAHY?" "HERE." "WHAT?" "IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMETHING FUNNY TO HAPPEN," "MOVE ON." "MAURY SCHMOVICH?" "I'M MARRIED TO CONNIE FUNG." "OH." "ASK ME IF I CARE." "CHUCK FOOLERY?" "I FEEL A..." "LOVE CONNECTION" "WITH EVERYONE" "ON THIS TEAM." "OHH..." "THAT'S CREEPY." "WHAT, SCHMOVICH?" "UH, I HAVE A HARD-HITTING QUESTION." "IF WE'RE TO BE PLAYING BASKETBALL," "WHY ARE WE WEARING THESE WOODEN CLOGS?" "HEY, IF YOU CAN PLAY" "GREAT B-BALL IN WOODEN CLOGS," "IMAGINE HOW MUCH BETTER YOU'LL PLAY" "WHEN YOU GET TO WEAR YOUR TENNIES!" "OH!" "OH." "OH." "NOW, IF OUR STAR FORWARD WOULD GET HERE..." "SORRY WE'RE LATE." "WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AND ENDED UP IN THE..." "MMM." "FUNNEL CAKE." "* FUNNEL CAKE" "OW!" "LET'S SHOOT SOME HOOPS." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..." "AND JAMIE FURR," "I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU" "TO OUR POINT GUARD" "AND OUR STAR FORWARD," "SPUD PINKY," "AND MOHAMMED AL BA-BRAIN!" "DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?" "NO, BUT I DID MANAGE" "TO SCIENTIFICALLY INCREASE MY HEIGHT" "BY MORE THAN 3 FEET," "GREATLY IMPROVING MY REBOUNDING ABILITY." "[SNIFFING]" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATING FUNNEL CAKE?" "ALL RIGHT, SCRIMMAGE." "BORE, WILSON, McCLANAHY, SPUD PINKY," "YOU'RE SHIRTS." "THE REST OF YOU, SKINS." "OFF WITH THE TOGS." "AAH!" "FORGET WHAT I SAID!" "PUT THEM BACK ON!" "PUT THEM BACK ON!" "ALL RIGHT, JUMP BALL." "OH, BOY." "THIS IS GONNA TAKE A LOT OF WORK." "LOOK AT ME!" "I'M JUST LIKE JELLY-HEAD," "EH, BRAIN?" "DON'T MENTION THAT NAME." "OH, SORRY." "POIT!" "LOOK AT ME!" "I'M JUST LIKE JELLY-HEAD," "EH, JANICE?" "WHOA-AAH!" "OOF!" "HA HA HA HA!" "PINKY, WHY NOT GO PLAY IN THE MULCH SILO?" "OH, THAT DOES SOUND LIKE FUN, JANICE," "BUT WE'VE GOT PRACTICE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR." "IN THE WORDS OF MY NEW PAL" "CHUCK FOOLERY," "NO DOI." "I HAD TO FINISH MODIFYING" "MY GREATEST INVENTION TO DATE." "CHUMSICLES?" "NO, PINKY." "THOSE ARE A DELICIOUS TREAT" "TO BE SHARED ONLY BY YOU AND ME." "MY LATEST CONTRAPTION." "OH, BRAIN," "YOU'VE INVENTED THE TARP!" "NO, PINKY," "UNDER THE TARP." "REMOVE THE TARP." "OOH!" "WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?" "I CALL IT..." "ARM-O-PLENTY." "I CALL IT..." "ARM-MAKER- BIGGER-MAKER!" "LIMB-O-BIGNESS?" "THE HEY-LOOK-AT-THE- SIZE-OF-THAT-GUY'S- BIG-ARM THINGY?" "YOU DIDN'T COME UP WITH A NAME, DID YOU?" "NO." "THROW ME THAT BALL." "WHEN I CRUSH EVERY TEAM IN THE NBA" "SINGLE-HANDEDLY," "FANS ACROSS THE GLOBE WILL HAIL ME" "AS A SPORTING LEGEND," "AND NOT ONLY MAKE ME A BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR," "BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY," "MAKE ME..." "PIE?" "NO, PINKY." "RULER OF THE WORLD!" "YESSS!" "ALL RIGHT!" "YOU BOYS ARE LOOKING GOOD." "NOW, TOMORROW, WE BEGIN THE REGULAR SEASON" "AGAINST THE CHICAGO BILLS." "GO HOME." "GET SOME SLEEP." "DREAM OF FAIRIES." "[CHEERING]" "P.A.:" "AND HERE THEY ARE," "YOUR WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO BILLS!" "[CHEERING]" "AND THEIR OPPONENTS," "THE SOLVANG COBBLECLOGGERS." "Pinky:" "EVERYONE THOUGHT OUR TEAM WAS A JOKE." "BUT THEN, THEY STOPPED LAUGHING." "BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY FLOP WILSON'S FAULT." "[BUZZER]" "THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF OUR WINNING STREAK." "NAAARF." "SOON MOHAMMED AL BA-BRAIN WAS A HUGE STAR" "AND A HOUSEHOLD NAME." "HE WAS ONE WITH THE BALL," "AND SO WAS I." "BUT FAME HAD A DARK SIDE." "HEY, MOHAMMED AL BA-BRAIN." "WANNA MAKE COMMERCIALS?" "YES!" "[COMMERCIAL MUSIC PLAYING]" "HEY, VLADE," "BET YOU CAN'T EAT JUST A COUPLE." "BETCHA YOU WON'T SHAVE YOUR HEAD." "BETCHA YOU WON'T SHAVE YOUR HEAD." "HA HA HA." "HA HA HA." "Announcer:" "LAYUP'S." "THE CHIPS THAT MAKE YOU DRIBBLE GOOD." "IT'S HIM!" "[CHEERING]" "Pinky:" "BRAIN HAD A REALLY BIG HEAD," "AND HE WAS CONCEITED, TOO." "YAY!" "YAY!" "YAY!" "THE COBBLECLOGGERS AND THEIR STAR FORWARD BRAIN" "CLINCH THEIR DIVISION" "AND WILL FACE THE FRESNO BUTTERNUGGETS" "IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS." "HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY." "BRAIN'S IN THE PAPER." "WHEN'S HE NOT IN THE PAPER?" "I'M SURPRISED THEY COULD FIT" "HIS BIG FAT HEAD ON THE PAGE." "HA HAA!" "HOWDY, CHUMPS." "UM..." "I THINK BRAIN WAS TALKING TO ME." "UH, YES, THAT'S MY NEW NICKNAME, UM..." "CHUMPS." "AND I CALL HIM, UH," "MINI-HAHA." "HELLO, MINI-HAHA." "HA HA HA." "NARF!" "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, MY LITTLE SECRET SANTAS." "I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY" "BEFORE OUR LAST CHAMPIONSHIP GAME." "I LOVE YOU GUYS!" "[SOBBING]" "TEAM SPIRIT." "PHOOEY!" "SO HERE IT IS," "THE BUTTERNUGGET- COBBLECLOGGER SHOWDOWN." "AS YOU ALL KNOW," "BA-BRAIN MANIA IS SWEEPING THE NATION." "BA-BRAIN REIGNS!" "AND HERE HE IS," "THE NEW BAD BOY OF THE NBA," "MOHAMMED AL BA-BRAIN." "HEY, MY MAIN MAN MARV." "WHAT, DID A WOMBAT DIE ON YOUR HEAD?" "YES." "WELL, YOU SEEM POISED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "YES." "YES." "YESSS." "YES!" "YESSS!" "YES!" "ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE." "YES!" "HELLO, LITTLE BIG-SHOE, LONG-ARM," "TATTOO, FUR, EARRING, NOSE MAN." "GREETINGS, JELLY FELLOW." "Brain:" "TIME-OUT!" "[WHISTLES]" "WHO ARE YOU TO CALL A TIME-OUT?" "I CREATED THIS TEAM." "YEAH?" "WELL, I'M THE HEAD COACH." "NOT ANYMORE." "YOU'RE FIRED." "WELL, IF BOBBY GOES, I GO." "FINE!" "YOU'RE ALL FIRED!" "WHO WERE ANY OF YOU BEFORE I FOUND YOU?" "I WAS KLINGER." "YES." "MY POINT EXACTLY." "ALL OF YOU, GET OUT!" "PINKY AND I WILL WIN THIS GAME OURSELVES." "BUT, BRAIN..." "YOU, TOO?" "YOU'RE FIRED." "JEERS." "NOW GO ON." "SHOO!" "BUT DON'T YOU SEE, BRAIN?" "POIT!" "YOU'RE THROWING AWAY YOUR CHANCE" "TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "FIDDLE-FADDLE!" "I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT." "THESE PEOPLE LOVE ME," "AND YOU PEOPLE STINK!" "NOW GET OUT SO I CAN WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP..." "ALONE!" "[WHIMPERS]" "OW!" "FOUL!" "OH!" "[WHISTLES]" "[WHISTLES]" "HEY--UNH!" "[WHISTLES]" "BOO!" "BOO!" "[BOOING]" "HELLO, BRAIN." "CHUMSICLE?" "N-NO." "WHAT YOU WATCHING?" "THE END OF THE GAME." "THE FANS ARE STILL BOOING." "THE GAME ENDED 4 HOURS AGO." "YES." "THEY REALLY HATE YOU." "I DESERVE IT." "MAYBE I WILL HAVE A CHUMSICLE." "PINKY," "I'M SORRY I GOT SO WRAPPED UP" "IN MY STARDOM." "THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BRAIN." "I'M USED TO IT." "HEY," "WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE CHUMSICLES?" "[JAZZ PIANO PLAYS]" "WHAT IN THE NAME OF PHEIDIPPIDES' SWEATY SANDALS" "IS HE DOING HERE?" "MAKING MERRY." "NARF!" "OH, NEVER MIND THAT." "WE'VE GOT TO PREPARE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "TO DO WHAT, BRAIN?" "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?" "NO." "* CHUMSICLES" "AGH!" "TRY AND DITCH DUDLEY BORE." "Dudley:" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* NARF" "HA HA HAA!" "GOSH, I'M FUNNY!" "HA HAA!"