"Section 5, speed her up, 401." "Attention foreman, trouble on bench 5, check nut tightening." "Nut coming through loose on bench 5, attention foreman." "Man!" "Section 5, more speed, 407." "Relieve man, passing, relieve man, passing!" "Quit stalling, get back to work!" "Go on!" "Good morning my friends." "This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Co." "Inc." "Your speaker, the mechanical salesman." "May I take pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Willacomb Bellows, inventor of the Bellows Feeding Machine, a practical device which automatically feeds your men at work." "Don't stop for lunch." "Be ahead of your competitor." "The Bellows feeding machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production and decrease your overhead." "Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine." "Its beautiful aerodynamic streamlined body, its smoothness of action made silent by electroporous metal ball bearings." "Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate, its compressed air blower, no breath necessary, no energy required to cool the soup." "Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher." "Observe our countershaft double-knee action cornfeeder, with its synchronized transmission, which enables you to shift gears by the mere tip of the tongue." "Then there is the hydrocompressed sterilized mouth wiper." "Its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front." "These are but a few of the delightful features of the Bellows Feeding Machine." "Let us demonstrate with a worker." "Actions speak louder than words." "Remember, to keep ahead of your competitor, you cannot ignore the importance of the Bellows Feeding Machine." "Section 5, give it a limit." "Local news:" "A pardon was granted to the prisoner who thwarted the attempted city jail break." "Sheriff Couler will inform the prisoner of the good news today." "If you are suffering from gastritis, don't forget to try..." "The End"