"Surprise!" "Hey, Zack and Cody." "It's me, Carly." " And Freddie." " Hey, that's my part." "I wanna join everyone here in wishing you..." "Bon voyage!" "All your friends are here." "Plus, we invited you-know-who, because his girlfriend dumped him." "Why?" "Why would you serve bacon at a time like this?" "You're not taping over my American Idol audition tape, are you?" "Of course not." "What do you think I am?" "Stupid?" "If you liked it, put some green on it" "Good luck, guys." "I just wanna say you're the..." "That wasn't me." "Okay, that was me." "Look." "Out the window." " What's going on?" " Clifford thinks everyone wants to play." "Oh, no, Hannah Montana, not you!" "Miley, Hannah got splattered under that giant dog toy." "Oh, no." "My wig!" "Why?" "Why?" "How'd Clifford get so big?" "It says he got that way from a lot of love." "Aw." "Oh, and a lot of nuclear waste." "Ew." "Look out, Zack!" "Yes!" "Maybe now I can win a Kids' Choice Award." "I mean, poor Zack." "Carly, what happened?" "Something came off Clifford and attacked Sam." "Oh, no." "Giant fleas." "The Army's on its way." "What do you mean?" "We've been here for half an hour." "Word is you've got a big dog problem." " Look at the size of it." " That's just a Chihuahua." "That's the big red dog." "Please." "Nobody panic." "Who's panicking?" "This is just how we run." "Don't let him get me." "I'm a one-of-a-kind children's character." "Okay, I see your point." "Uh-oh." "I'm getting out of here." "What?" "It's from my mother's side." "We've got to get him away from everyone." "Seven hours ago, Clifford the Big Red Dog appeared in Manhattan." "This tape may be the..." "If you liked it then you should've Put some green on it" "Ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho" " I won't let you hurt Bella again." " It's me she wants." "Ow." "Did you bite me?" "Yeah, but only after you bit me." "Wait." "Does this mean we're...?" " Vampire werewolves." " Vampire werewolves." "Dude, we should hang out more often." "You've gotta be kidding me." "The only thing worse than a pimple is lots of pimples." "Only thing better than getting rid of them is getting rid of them on someone else." "Introducing Throw Active." "The medication with elevation." "Just spread over the area, and watch those babies soar onto someone new." "Why should you be the only one with bad skin?" "Throw Active is perfect for cheerleaders, bullies, teachers and even the class pet." "Throw Active." "Let it be someone else's problem for a change." "It's time for Sports O'Clock with your host, Skip Schwartz." "Let's go to today's scores." "Fourteen, 31, 56, 11." "You won't believe, 47." "Unbe-Schwartz-able!" "Guest is LeBron James." "Who is the toughest you played against?" "Thank you, LeBron." "It's time now for horn and sirens." "Highlight of the night." "Gotta be a record." "Look at the game explosion of the night." "That's gonna leave a mark." "It's time to circle the wagons." "Who's gonna win the game?" "John?" "Steve?" "Ron?" "Slick?" "You can't argue with slick." "Thanks for tuning in, sports fans." "Until next time, I'm..." "They said the new Spider-Man movie would appeal to a younger generation." "But nobody was expecting this." "Spiderbaby." "This spider guy can barely walk." "How come Parker is the only one who can get me photos of him?" "A Spider-Man for everyone who likes truth, justice, and jiggling keys." "Oh, Peter, meet your new babysitter, Mary Jane." "Hey, tiger." "Is someone hungry?" " Look!" "It's Spider..." "Uh, uh..." " Baby." "Should an infant really be on top of that building?" "He's a hero for tomorrow, because he can't walk today." "Spiderbaby." "We're gonna storm the castle and destroy that monster." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Burn him!" " Yeah!" " Tear his arms off!" " Yeah!" " Yeah, and bring him chocolates and rub his feet and stuff." "Huh?" "And what everybody else said." "Hm." "Huh?" "Pokémon, you gotta catch them all." "Or do you?" "Rejected Pokémon." "Punchachu." "Special attack:" "Kicking." "Glasstar." "Special attack:" "Frailty." "Buzzkill." "Special attack:" "Indifference." "Come on, Buzzkill, it's a Pokémon battle." "You love those." "Meh." "Your Uncle Hank." "Special attack:" "Confusion." "What's with all the Pokémons?" "Am I winning?" "I'm gonna go stand over here." "Rejected Pokémon!" " We're gonna get him today." " Oh, yeah." " Any Marios gonna get past us?" " No way." " We bad?" " Oh, we bad all right." "Simon!" "Why?" "He was so young!" "Why?" "Why me?" "Take me instead." "My kid brother!" "Oh, what am I gonna tell Ma?" "Oh, Mama!" "Mama, your boy is dead!" "It should have been me, Ma!" "Just try it again!" "Yearbooks provide memories." "Too bad none of them are yours." "Luckily, there's High School Yearbook Upgrades, an enhancement that gives the high-school life you wanted." "Starting with personalized messages from the hottest girls in your class." "Didn't make it onto the football team?" "Heck, we'll make you captain." "And for a few more dollars, you can even get the celebrity package." "Remember that time you dated Demi Lovato and were 6 inches taller?" "Well, no one else will either." "Good thing you've got the pictures to prove it." "High School Yearbook Upgrades." "You can't buy better memories." "For these prices." "New guy, stay alert." " You got big shoes to fill." " Yeah." "Big shoes." "Big shoes." "Stick with me and you'll go far in this." "Yeah." "Go far." "Go far." "Not again!" "Oh, why?" "You crook!" "You criminal!" "He was only a kid!" "He was my kid brother's kid brother!" "I'll get you, you overall-wearing stinkpot!" "How do I get out of these pipes?" "Help!" "Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln." "Four of you are going straight to the top." "You're going to carve our faces into the side of a mountain?" "No." "You dogs are gonna be my next big boy band." "Four score and I don't think so." " Count me out too, kind sir." " But I need a group to out-sing that popular King George and the Redcoats band." "Democracy, shemocracy." "We're in." "We've got three days until the battle of the bands." "I should really be getting back to D.C." "Me and the missus have a date." "We're going to the theater." "Can it, Abe." "We've got work to do." "I won't let those redcoats beat us." "Take it from the top, boys." "I love you, baby, baby I need you, baby, baby" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bully Yeah, yeah, yeah, hoo-yah" "I love you, baby, baby I need you, baby, baby" "It's time to work on your style." "I'm a founding father, not a hobo." "With my skin tones, I feel this washes me out." "I don't know." "I'm kind of digging this." "How did you ever get elected?" "Maybe this was all just a big mistake." " Pretty much." "Oh, yeah." " Yeah, I'll say." "Battle of the bands is tomorrow night, and we're not ready." "What are we going to do?" "Well, spangle my banner." "Who are you?" "I'm your fairy godmother, Taylor Swift." "Just be yourselves, and the rest will follow." "Just be ourselves, eh?" "Lincoln!" "What?" "This is my real self." "And the winner is Big Time Rushmore!" "Oh, it's good to be king." "U.S.A.!" "Congratulations." "You guys got a record deal." "Hey, where's Abe?" "I'm going solo, suckers." "If you liked it Then you should've put some green on it" "If you liked it Then you should've put some green on it" "Ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho"