"How are you feeling, from your accident?" "Fine, thank you." "Honestly, if you'd told me five years ago I'd be sitting here today..." "Anthony's attacks, how do they make you feel?" "Well, concerned, of course." "Helpless." " Frustrated, maybe." " With your inability to help him?" "I was referring to your inability to help him." "She has helped me." "What are you saying?" "It's been three years, you still pass out on a regular basis." "I understand your frustration." "Did he share our insights about his last panic attack?" "I told you, remember?" "The capocollo, and my mother when I was a kid." "Right, yes." "Is there anything in the family dynamic that could serve as a trigger?" " Something in your dialoguing?" " Excuse me?" "I don't know you that well." "We're trying to get to root causes." " Maybe you do things that affect me." " Oh, really?" "What?" "People affect each other in life." "Oh, is this how it works?" "You're looking for someone to point the finger at?" "She didn't say anything." "Don't get defensive!" "You know what?" "Maybe you should explore your own behavior." "Maybe you pass out because you're guilty." "You stick your dick in anything, maybe that's a root cause." "Very nice." "That's very nice." "I told you months ago I broke it off with that Russian person." "Right?" "It's like smoking your whole life and then suing cigarette companies." "You agreed to come here." "Forget it, this is fucking ridiculous." "Right, just sit there." "Silence, anger, then you pass out and you blame the rest of the world." "Yeah, I love you too." " You're both very angry." " Must've been top of your class." "Jesus Christ!" "What?" "Great." "And I'm the one that doesn't fucking communicate?" "Want to know what's wrong?" "After 19 years, we have to pay someone to teach us how to interact." "You were all in favor." "Slow down." "Stop driving like a maniac!" "Maybe we'll die." "Think it's easy?" "I'm the new kid at school." " I can't even open my mouth." " Who's picking on you?" " She took your side with everything." " Please!" "I'm sure you'll have a good laugh about it next time." "Oh, motherfucking fuck!" "Jesus Christ." " Happy?" "What did I tell you?" " It's a fucking speed trap." "How you doing?" "Got new shoes." "Soles are a little heavy." "License, registration, and insurance card, please." "You're with the township, right?" "I had dinner with your boss last week." "Tony Soprano." "Please remove the license from the wallet." " You know why I stopped you?" " Yeah, I do." "Why don't you and your wife have dinner on me?" "You can tell her about it." " Are you offering me a bribe, sir?" " Of course not." "You gotta relax." "Would you shut the engine, please?" "What happens if I don't feel like shutting the engine?" "Dispatch, request backup." " You gotta be fucking kidding me." " Tony." "Five-eight-two, what's your 20?" "Dispatch, cancel backup." " This the high point of your career?" " Wait in the car." "Our tax dollars, hard at work." "You'd think they'd be out arresting dope dealers." "This fucking smoke's actually writing me up." " Stay in the car, Tony." " Affirmative action cocksucker." " What'd Freddie want?" " Peppers and eggs." " Help me carry it." " I saw a meter maid." "Bullshit." "Get me a Manhattan Special instead of the Coke." "There's always some fucker on your machine." " You shouldn't listen to my machine!" " Shut your mouth!" "You know what?" "Fuck you." "Don't call me anymore!" "Get back in the goddamn car!" " Could you give me a ride?" " What the fuck are you looking at?" " We're on a job in Teaneck." " Two minutes." " Get back here, Tina." " Eat shit, asshole!" "Can't you just do me this favor?" " Why don't you go?" " Can't you take me?" "Look, there's a car service..." "Sal!" "What the fuck?" "He didn't do anything!" " Come on, you wanna fuck her?" " Stop, he didn't do anything!" "What are you doing?" "Stop!" "Get back in the fucking car!" "Get in the car!" "Get in the fucking car, now!" "Bryan!" "Hey." "How are you?" "Thanks for coming, Tony." "Hey." "How you doing?" "I brought him some Whitman's." "How's he doing?" "I talked to him before, I think he squeezed my hand." "He's gonna be a vegetable." "A fucking retard." " No, he's gonna be fine." " Look at the bright side." "He wasn't that smart to begin with." "It's a tense situation." "A little fucking levity." " What are you doing here?" " I can't visit my cousin?" "I want this cocksucker to bleed from his ass, skipper." " You got it." " Just say the word." "Go grab us some coffee." "Come on, you kidding?" "Better yet, go to the ear, nose and throat department." "Get your hearing checked." "You tell the cops who did this?" "I'm upset, but please." "I know how to keep my mouth shut." "Unless there's a salami sandwich." "What the fuck?" "We're having a meeting." "Two minutes he's in charge, he's Lee lacocca." "Come on." "Not here." "Come on." " Any beef with him and Mustang Sally?" " Didn't owe him any money?" "No, nothing." "No, this kid's a whackjob." "Meadowlands, last year." "Threw a hot dog vendor off the second mezzanine." "Too many onions." "Gigi?" " Get him under control." " With extreme fucking prejudice." " We gotta go." "All right." " See you, Ton." "Hey, it's gonna be fine." "Thanks, Tony." "If I go and prepare a place for you I will come back again and take you to myself so that where I am, you may also be." " This is the word of the Lord." " Thanks be to God." "There are many rooms in my father's house." "Most certainly one for Febby." "Febby lived a full life, a life of service to others." "His 78 years saw him serve his family as a devoted father his country as a supply sergeant in the Pacific and most importantly, our Lord as a devout Catholic." "When I last visited Febby in the hospital he'd finished his chemotherapy." "Though frail and extremely thin, his fighting spirit was still intact." "His body was wracked with pain." "You know Greg D'Aiuto?" "His grandfather had cancer." "They froze him till they find a cure." "Mary." "Carmela." "Hugh." " For the poor box." " Thank you." " I'm going to check out the hearse." " Don't get lost, A.J." "Well, I'll see you out at..." "See you, Father." "Come here, you." "Let me look at you." "Hey!" "Come here!" " Why didn't you tell me?" " Wanted to surprise you." "You mean old prick." "I thought you were in Miami." "It's too hot there." "I came to see the grandkids, and my doctor's here." "Yeah, Bobby said you weren't feeling too good." "I'm gonna bring the car around." " Sorry about your uncle." " Febby was Carmela's uncle." "Buon 'anima." "He should rest in peace." "Ninety-four pounds when he died." "He was always thin." "What do you expect?" "As long as I got you here..." "Your godson, Mustang Sally Intile." "He did a Lee Trevino off a guy's head." "That prick is my godson in name only." "It was a favor to his father." "Well, I'm just saying, because this isn't the first time." "You do whatever you gotta do." "Just so you heard it from me." "Thank you." "And I appreciate you looking out for Bobby." "He's been a huge help with my uncle." "That one don't need any help." "He's out of jail on a fucking medical." "He makes me laugh, your uncle." "Yeah, we're talking about you, you cagey fuck!" " You got them all fooled." " Yeah, that's right." "There's Bobby." "I'm sorry for your loss." " See you later." " Okay." "What the fuck, he's really sick?" "That cough." "He smoked those Camels since he's in short pants." " Lung cancer?" "Oh, fuck." " Another toothpick." "What kind of way is that to talk about a sick person?" " Good night, now." " Good night." "Thank you." "Forty-two years." "My God." "When it's right, it's right." "We said we'd save the Barolo for a big night?" "Check out these numbers." " My God!" "I knew we were busy, but..." " Not bad, eh?" "I think I'm gonna pass on the wine tonight." "A night like this, you're gonna make me drink alone?" "What is it, you okay?" "You know I love it here, and you are such a great boss but Christopher doesn't want me working anymore." " Please don't be mad." " No, I'm not mad." "I'm happy for you." "You know, with his change in situation..." "You think I wanna be stuck in this prison?" "I wanted to give you notice." "I was supposed to tell you two weeks ago." "Is it okay if tonight's my last night?" "Yeah, I guess I'll get Charmaine to cover." "Thank you!" "I was so nervous about telling you." "Christopher's picking me up." "I'm gonna fix my makeup." "Of course." "You're not gonna jump me?" " What?" " I'm open here." "I'll have to king you." "Fuck it, I don't want to play." "I don't really want to either." " What's with you?" "All day, Gloomy Gus." " Sorry, it's just..." "It's my father." "He's tough, he'll beat it." " It's not the cancer, it's Tony." " Tony?" "What about him?" "Don't speak in anagrams." " He okayed my dad to hit Mustang Sally." " He put that kid in a coma." "Fuck Sally, I'm worried about my father." "He's been retired seven years." "Are we in the Navy?" "It's not that." "This was a proud man, Junior." "He's over the other night, I had to help him off the toilet, he's so weak." "Shut the fuck up with the toilets!" "All this morbidity!" "I'm sorry, you're right." "Fuck." "This point in his life, to have him do a thing like this." "I never ask you for anything." "Tell Tony I'll do it if he wants." "Fuck what he wants." "I'm the boss." "You're right, I'm sorry." "Stop your crying!" "I'll tell him." "Making me fucking depressed now." "Bacala's okay with it." "Why do you care?" " What is it with these power trips?" " What the fuck are you talking about?" " Pardon me." "May I?" " Yeah." " Your girl got any coffee out there?" " I think we can rustle some up." "Tax code, another client." "IRS troubles." "Sorry, Mel." "To find a place they're not allowed to bug..." " Dr. Schreck's office is full." " I sit too much anyway." "It has to be the old man?" "There's no other way?" "There's a million ways, but this'll work." "It was Gigi's idea, I'm not cutting his balls off." "Sally's MIA." "Two days ago he reaches out to Bacala for help." "Old man Bacala's his godfather, he can get close without arousing suspicion." " Doesn't sit right." " He's done it before." " He's a sick man!" " It's something to live for." "I took those Duncan Sheik records and shoved them up his ass." "Wait a minute." " Who let this one in?" " Wolfgang Fuckface." "Hey, Artie." "The man who stole her away." "Adriana, she gave her notice." "Help yourself." "You better be good to that girl." "You cocksucker." "You're supposed to cook with the wine, Artie." "Three years." "Best hostess I ever had." "This piece of shit steals her away." " Artie, come on." " He knows I'm breaking his balls." "Seriously, though." "I'm you, I hire a food taster." "Don't fuck with a chef." "You're the only one who can swing a meat cleaver?" " Fuck you." " Artie." "I'm kidding!" "Wanna try cooking with one fucking eye?" "That's enough!" "Go wait outside!" "Now!" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "She's his fiancée!" "I loved her." "I fucking love her now." "Artie, do me a favor." "Don't ever fucking say that again to anybody, ever." "What am I, a joke?" "Yeah, a stupid fucking bald one." "Not to mention married." "Can I tell you something?" "She's a cunt, my fucking wife." "A girl like Ade, that's a woman." "If I still had my hair..." "She's a young girl." "You could have hair like fucking Casey Kasem." "Yeah." "Now look, go in the back, get some coffee." "Go home, go the fuck to sleep." "I should go apologize." "Not right now, okay?" "Let me talk to Chris." "You go home." "Call me tomorrow." "Got a business opportunity over in Newark." "Jesus-fucking-Christ." "Mr. Spears for you on three." "Seth, I gotta take this." "All right." "What about this speeding ticket?" " What?" " I just got a letter in the mail." "Throw it out." "I gotta call my guy down at the DMV?" "It's a deplorable situation and I'll take care of it." "Good news about the riverfront esplanade thing." "Just straighten the fucking ticket out, okay?" "Where's your father?" "He stopped by the bakery." "Wanted to pick up a shortcake." "He never comes empty-handed." "Talk to Tony?" "No, I decided against it." "I didn't even call him." "This life comes with responsibilities." " Your old man knows that." " I was asking for me." "Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire speech with a bullet in his chest." "Some things are a matter of duty." "Son of a bitch." " Are you all right?" " I'm fine." "Fucking steps." "Well, here, sit down." "Jesus." "Fuck, is that blood?" "Jesus Christ, call a fucking doctor!" "No, no, no." "It's the nodules in his lungs." "It happens when he's out of breath." "St. Dennis, is this what it comes to?" "Get him some water!" "These doctors, what are they doing?" "I don't know, whatever they do." "Water." "I want you to call John Kennedy at St. Barnabas." "Junior, I'm happy with my guy." "What is he doing?" "Are you on chemo?" "Is he giving you oxygen therapy?" "Junior, the cure is worse than the fucking illness!" "Cocksucker!" "This is an outrage!" "You can't clip someone like this!" "Junior, I want to do it." "Eight years sitting on my ass." "It'll feel good being useful." "He's tough." "What if things don't go your way?" "If they don't, they don't." "What the fuck, I'm dead anyway." "Paul Newman's dressing makes 100 million a year and people love my sauce." "Arthur, you run a restaurant." "What do you know about mass production?" "I have an associate's in business." "We can't grow unless we take risks." "Going into business with a gangster isn't a risk." "It's a sure disaster." "It's legitimate." "It's part of the revitalization." "Newark gives tax breaks for reopening old factories." "I'm trying to work." "We have a chance to have our own company." "Then why is it called Satriale's?" "The pork store has a customer base." "Name recognition." "Vesuvio doesn't?" "Your grandfather opened up in the '30s, Arthur." "Tony talked to this marketing guy." "Brand names beginning with a "V" make people think of vagina." "Turnoff." " What did you just say?" " Vaseline, et cetera." " Can't you see the opportunities?" " To be a mob front." " Jesus Christ, already." " When are you gonna learn?" "Be happy in thine own self." "I'm telling you, the DVD's incredible." "Flat screen, fucking Surround Sound." ""In this world or the next, I shall have my revenge."" "Here we go." "It's like the chariots are going through the fucking house." "Skateboard's not enough." "Sweetheart, more water, please." "So I hear you got old man Bacala making a comeback?" "He didn't hear it from me." "I'm not butting in." "Junior asked me to talk to you." "He's just looking out for the old man." "It does seem a little extreme." "But my man Gigootz knows what he's doing." " Glad I have your fucking approval." " Whatever you say, cappy." "Here it is." "For you, Junior, and anybody the fuck else." "Gigi's captain." "He gave the order." "I okayed it." "End of fucking story." "Tony, no offense." "Obviously it's your call." "Yeah, obviously." " What?" " Nothing." "It's just, you send in an old man?" "What's he gonna do, gum him to death?" " Anybody ask for your input?" " No, no, I'm just saying." "You should let me do it." "I'll take the guy apart at the joints." "With him conscious." "This way, sir." "Whoa, it's Shaft." " What, are you here on a stakeout?" " May I help you?" "I need a piece of this." "Unless you wanna come over check out my birdbath, make sure it's up to code." "I'll check the computer." "Get your ticket book." "That constitutes indecent exposure." "I no longer need my ticket book." "Your friend, the assemblyman, had me transferred to the property room." " No longer the scourge of Cedar Grove?" " Nor eligible for overtime." "Leon, take your break at 2." "Just so you know, I didn't tell him to do any of that shit." "That's very kind of you." "We're out of stock." "Tony!" " Tony, the phone!" " All right!" "Jesus!" "He'll be right with you." " Who is it?" " I don't know." "I'm going to Fortunoff's." " When are you coming home?" " When I'm done." " Hello?" " It's Ron." "You paged me?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "I ran into that guy, the traffic cop?" " It's done, already taken care of." " I know, it's just..." " You got him busted off the street?" " Isn 't that what you wanted?" "Yeah, but it's kind of harsh, no?" "I spoke to his unit commander." "Nobody likes him." "He's a rabble-rouser." "Yeah, maybe." "But I don't know, it..." "It goes beyond you." "The guy's depressed or something." "They think he might have some serious mental problems." "Cocksucker." "You're a liar!" "What was he lying about?" " The old man?" " What's he look like?" " Like an old fucking man." " He's all coughing and shit." "Uncle Bobby, thank God." "Thanks for coming." "More fucking stairs." "You should quit while you're young." " Gotta die from something." " Take that shit out of here." "All right, I'm sorry." "Let me talk to my uncle." "Over here." " Who's this little spic?" " He fucks the lady whose house it is." "You put that kid in a fucking coma, Sal." " For what, talking to some puttana?" " I know I was wrong." "I'm sorry." "He wasn't some citizen." "The kid has friends." "I'm sorry, Uncle Bobby." "Whatever Tony Soprano wants me to do." "Take it easy, I got you a pass." "Thank you." "Thank you so fucking much." "It's good you called, that's all I'm gonna say." "Tell Tony it won't happen again." "Or if it does, I'll at least yell "Fore!" next time." "I'm sorry, I shouldn't make jokes." " Get me a glass of water." " Yeah." " You want ice?" " No." "Let the water run, make sure it's cold." " Are you all right?" " I'm fine." "So this guy still in a coma?" "Should I visit him, or is that too fucked up?" "Yeah, I think you should go see him." "I don't know." "Maybe I should send flowers, or some shit." "Oh, what the fuck?" "Hey, you fucking greaseball, you." "Any more smart remarks?" "No, Mr. Bacala, please!" "Please, no more!" "Oh, shit!" "All the fucking luck!" "I said he shouldn't do it." "I had to go all the way to Staten Island to identify him." " He's a cold-hearted prick, my nephew." " Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up." "He still had bits of glass in his hair from the windshield." "What was he, 71?" "I don't know, 68." "What did they say?" "What was the cause of death?" "Who?" "What do you mean?" "Was it the cancer or the accident?" "How advanced was the metastasis?" "All due respect, Junior, what do you care about the details?" "All this technical shit?" "You're right." "The man's passed on." "We should let him rest in peace." "He was a good man, your father." "A good friend." "Motherfucker!" "Goddamn it!" "Dirty bastard!" "Son of a..." "Jesus-fucking-Christ!" " Good night." " Bye." "Customer says good night, you barely look up?" "I said it low." "Miss Personality over here." "What's with the glasses?" "I left my contacts home." "I don't know what it is, but you've had a hair across your ass all week." "Lower your voice." "Still mad because I told you you can't go in with Tony?" "You don't tell me anything, Charmaine." "And I'm going into business with Tony." "If you do this, Artie, if you choose Tony over me..." "What are you gonna do, divorce me?" " Is that what you want?" " What'd I say?" "This marriage is over, Arthur." " I'm serious." " It's about fucking time." "And you're not getting the kids, either!" "Son of a bitch." "Hey." "Look who's here." " He volunteered to mow your lawn." " I did not." "Hi, Anthony." "It's that time of year." "Brought the last of my sweet corn." "What's the matter?" "You all right?" "Anthony, be a good boy." "Wait outside." "I need to talk to your father." "If this is about old man Bacala, I don't wanna fucking hear it." "I have cancer." " You have what?" " Cancer." "The big casino." "Jesus Christ, when did you find out?" "Blood in my stool." "Had a test before your mother's funeral." "That's why you been acting so fucking weird?" "I mean, where is it?" "Is it in your colon, or...?" "My stomach." "Jesus Christ, Uncle Jun." " Did they say how bad?" " Won't know until they open me up." "I go in in two weeks." " This has to stay between us, Anthony." " Yeah, of course." "Look, we'll get you help." "We'll get you the best there is." "First Jackie with cancer, then Febby." "Old man Bacala had it, but now you'll get me help?" "These things come in threes." "Is that why you didn't want the old man to make the hit?" "What, if he died of cancer, he'd take your place?" " I asked you not to make him do it." " Jesus Christ!" "Un-fucking-believable." "I'm serious, Anthony." "Promise me that you'll dummy up about this." "Yeah, all right." "You're sick, people treat you like a nonentity." "I'm serious." "You can't talk about this with anybody." "Yeah." "Yeah, of course." "Of course." " Hello?" " Uncle Jun's got cancer." "A lot of death." "Ma." " Pop and the emphysema." " Uncle Jun. Another toothpick." "Hey, Jan, come on." "A little respect, huh?" "I'm sorry, it's just what Ma used to say." "Yeah, that's right." " She said that about her own brother." " Another toothpick." "Jesus." "What was he, 36 years old, Uncle Mickey?" "Liver cancer." "Jesus." "These old-timers." "The more hard-ass their attitude, the more they suppress their feelings." " I think it's the illusion of control." " Control?" "You say the most horrible shit you can think of in the face of tragedy." "It's like saying to God:" ""See?" "You don't fool me, asshole." "I know what you're planning."" "Yeah, like they're trying to ward off evil, or some shit." "Remember how Ma, she hated compliments?" "Giving or taking them?" "Because then maybe, at any minute, boom!" "I really been coming to know Christ." "Ma, Febby, Uncle Jun?" "Always comes in threes." "And then there's the Holy Trinity." "You think that's a coincidence?" "What happened to Sal Bonpensiero?" "Witness protection." "Would you like to pray with me?" "Why didn 't you say anything?" "Did you report it?" "Campus security's a joke." "Don't you think they should know there's a thief?" " Who?" "What are you talking about?" " Nothing." "Her bike was stolen two weeks ago." " Didn't you lock it up?" " They used bolt cutters." "A black guy from the neighborhood." "One of the kids saw him." " What?" " Did I say anything?" "A black guy?" "Imagine that." " Tony..." " It's just, I can't believe it." "I am not listening." "You're thinking the same thing." "What did I say?" "You're twice as likely to be robbed by a black." " That is so racist!" " It's a fact." "From who, David Duke?" " Why are they in the basement?" " Try the FBI." "I saw it on TV." " You're quoting the FBI?" " They aren't." " But the lamp?" " On battery backup." " Why?" " Crime is economic, not racial." "You're more likely to steal if you're poor which most black people are." "Wait till one takes your stereo." "You're a hypocrite!" "This is what I've been saying!" "Stay with your own!" " Where are you taking that lamp?" " Mine gives me a headache." " Don 't change the subject!" " I'm out of here!" "Be sure to call when you need some money!" "Now you got something you can rat me out about in therapy!" " Madonna, this place!" " You only retire once." "Is that an earring?" " Your ear, I never noticed before." " This?" "Had it for years." "I don't wear it all the time." "Did Chris tell you we had a little run-in?" " He's just jealous." " Of what?" "We're friends." "Well, you know how he is." " I'm glad he didn't make you cancel." " He thinks I'm with Cindy." "I'm gonna miss you, Ade." "I'm gonna miss you too, Artie." "Charmaine, the busboys." "Charmaine..." "What?" "What's wrong?" "Charmaine and me, we're gonna try it apart for a little while." " Oh, my God, are you okay?" "The kids?" " It's for the best." "Did I tell you I'm gonna go into business with Tony?" " What, like a restaurant?" " Satriale Foods." "We'll probably change the name to Vesuvio." "Sauce, taralli, ravioli." "That's great." "Congratulations!" "You change your mind, there's room on my staff for a bright, sexy vice president." "It's a big step." "Marriage." " You sure you're ready?" " Yeah, I'm sure." " You know where the ladies' room is?" " Yeah, I think it's behind the bar." "The plate is hot." "Restaurants, stores, slips for luxury yachts." "We go with my plumbing and electrical." "The steel and brickwork, all yours." " We need to talk about Local 187." " You gotta see the scale model." "There are even little people." "Fucking Newark." "They got little hookers giving little blowjobs?" "I gotta go take a leak." "I got a call from Eddie Voehl at the PBA." "Your friend the cop is bitching about his overtime." "He's got some black officer's squad looking into his case." "Oh, yeah?" "If you want, I can get it squashed." "Get him reassigned." "You know what?" "Fuck him." "Cocksucker got what he deserved." "Yes?" "The Tony Soprano wiretap has been neutralized." "What do you mean?" " Hello?" " In here." "What are you doing?" "You're not ready?" "I'm not going." " They gave you permission." " I can't." "I'm not up to it." " It's my father's funeral." " You hear me, I don't feel up to snuff." "You look okay to me." "Junior?" "Didn't you get my flowers?" "My whole family's in the car." "I gotta tell you, I take this as a personal insult." " Think I don't care?" " What else can I think?" "You selfish fuck, I can't go because I'm sick!" "I have cancer." "Cancer?" "Oh, my God." "Real wisenheimer, now how do you feel?" "Two weeks, I go in for the surgery, and I'll start the chemo after that." "Junior, I'm sorry." " I don't know what to say." " I'll say a prayer for your old man." "My father." "Now you?" "What the fuck is happening?" "You will miss the boat." "Lady, I missed the boat a long time ago." "Including tax and delivery, it comes to $897.23." "Just make sure it gets to my house in one piece." "Come on." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]" "I told the guy on 13th Street to go see Gigi." " Did he call Beansie?" " Gigi, Beansie..." "Only us Italians use nicknames to that extent." " No, your Chinese." " No." " Yeah, the violinist Yo-Yo Ma." " Soubriquet." "It's another word for "nickname."" " I'm sorry." " What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Tony?" " How you doing?" " Good." "I took Danny to the doctor, like you said." " My son?" " Yeah, right." "How's he doing?" " You were right." "It wasn't pneumonia." " Great." "I'm glad to hear it." "I made you some bread." "You know, a thank-you." " You didn't have to do that." " I wanted to." "It's date nut." "Listen..." "Tracee, right?" "Your bread's very sweet, and you're a great girl." "Don't take this the wrong way, but you can't do stuff like this." " No good." " But I just wanted to say thanks." "I know, but I already got a family." "They give me gifts." " We have an employer-employee thing." " Can't we be friends?" "I'm not sure that's such a good idea either, because you and Ralphie..." " Yeah, Ralphie." " I'm glad your kid's okay." "Let's go, Betty Crocker." "Bread." "Russell Crowe is trapped." "They're gonna sever off his head." "And he's telling them how to do it?" "I know." "And then he yanks the sword from that dude." "That was so phat." "When the guy got hit, chunks of his head flew." " Enough." " We're talking." " People are eating." " Thank you." "Why do you let him watch this garbage?" "Erin Brockovich, that was a nice one." " I didn't care for it." " You did too." "What are you talking?" "See who that is." "Since when did I become a butler?" "It's Jackie Jr." "He locked himself out." " No accountability." " People forget their keys." "There he is!" "Fresh Prince of New Jersey." "How you doing?" "Don't get up." " I'll fix you a plate." " Sit down." "I can't." "Dino Zerilli's out in the car." " You sure?" "Go bring him in." " Next time." " I'll leave them in the mailbox." " We'll use my set." " I'll put them on the counter." " Am I the Invisible Man?" "Your sister around?" "She's at school studying." "Any message?" "No, just hello." "I'm gonna hit the road." "Sorry to interrupt." " Stay out of trouble." " So handsome." " Good kid." " A little pigheaded, if you ask me." "Every advantage, this kid." "College, good home life." "I had to quit school in the 11 th grade." "Help my mother." "Supposed to be an architect." "So when did you first notice me?" "I don't know." "History of Film, I guess." "The way you talked, you know." "I turned around to see who you were." " And...?" " Nothing." " What?" "Say it!" " No." "Leave me alone, please." " I won't stop till you say it." " Okay, wait." "I thought you were cute, all right?" "I knew it." "Hello?" "I'm sorry." "I just don't know where else to go." " You guys hanging out?" " We were." " You okay?" " I went over to see that movie." " Old horror film." "Freaks." " Tod Browning, 1932." "All these horrible people in it with pointy heads." "One guy had no legs." "He hopped on his hands." "You can't keep exposing yourself to things that upset you." "I know." "But why is other people's pain a source of amusement?" " What are you doing?" " It's just a habit." "Stop it, all right?" "You're gonna be bald." "It's obsessive-compulsive." " I'm going." " Don't go because of me." "I have that poli-sci paper anyway." " Please don't be mad." " I'm not mad." "It's just you're really moody, you know?" " I think I miss my ferrets." " You gotta snap out of this, Caitlin." " You need to talk to someone." " I'm taking BuSpar pills." "Maybe that's not enough." " Where are you going?" " The library." "See you later." "I'm sure coming here has been a culture shock for her." "For us, L.A., New Jersey, we're used to the mean streets, you know?" "For someone like Caitlin, from Bartlesville, Oklahoma New York's probably a little overwhelming." "Maybe we should try and be patient with her." "What?" "Nothing." "You're sweet." "Most guys wouldn't even give a shit." "Well, I'm not most guys." "Do you have a condom?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." " A.J., call Lindsey Blundetto." " Hi." " You're home?" "Don't you have class?" " It's Friday." "Only in the mornings." " It's time for a dental cleaning." " God, I just went." " Smells great!" "What is that?" " A cake for A.J.'s fundraiser." " Nice shoes." "Daddy home?" " He's upstairs." " What's with you?" "You seem..." " What?" "Nothing, I don't know." " They're making a movie with Eloise." " Should be cute." "It's coming out around Christmas." "Remember?" "I almost got in a fight with the kid who called her Heloise." " The Spanish girl." " She was annoying." "I can't believe you remember." "You were 9." "Hello." "So when it opens, we are so there." "You and me." "I know you're excited to see me, but try to control yourself." "How is school?" "What's new?" "Caitlin's a pain." "She cries over everything." "She misses her family." "Thank God for Noah." "Only he can calm her down." "She started pulling her hair out." "She does it all the time." "Her scalp's raw." " Oh, my God." " A straitjacket will cure that." "It's Mr. Sensitivity, who doesn't have any problems." " I'm agreeing with you." " Like you have a clue." "Jesus, what the fuck?" "She's under a lot of strain, and you did start this." "Did you see?" "How I didn't rise to the bait?" "The melanzane?" "Lot of good it did me, does anybody!" "It's still going on!" "You're on the poles tonight." " Why the hell's Mandee in?" " VIP work, VIP prices." "It's 50 bucks to me, plus a blowjob later on." "You'll make at least half a G in there." "Look at that!" "It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss center." " Before and way before." " This guy ever stop breaking balls?" "Hear what I said?" "They're like a weight loss ad." "Before and after." "I wanna show you where the horse bit me." " Hi, Tony." " Hey." "Look at this vision!" "How you doing, sweetheart?" "Hey, Ralph." ""I have come to reclaim Rome for my people."" "How you doing?" ""I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!"" "I don't get it." "What do you mean?" " Fucking Gladiator, you fuck!" " Oh, the movie." "I didn't see it." "You're an asshole, then." "What do we have here?" "What is this, the handsome contest?" " Ralphie." " You." "Behave, you." " Baby, I was wondering where you were." " Whoa, fucking kiss me?" "How many cocks you sucked tonight?" "Go on, get me a drink." "Skipper!" "Where's Tony?" " Getting his weasel greased." " Your kid brother's here?" "Ralphie, word to the wise." "I'm just fucking around and breaking balls." "I got a cousin who's a fag." "Fucko!" "This weekend, get the video." "Gonna be a quiz next week." "He'll be in a trunk someday." ""We are all dead men," as Russell Crowe said." " Hey, come on." " "All we can do is choose how we die."" " That fucking hurts!" " No." "All that fat?" "He's out of control, this pazzo." "Hey, Ralph." "Come on, man." "All right, come on." "Put it down, Ralphie." ""I am father to a murdered son husband to a murdered wife." "I will have my vengeance!"" "Jesus Christ!" "Goddamn it, Ralphie!" " Come on!" " What the fuck you doing?" "My fucking eye!" "I'm blind!" "What's the matter with you?" "It was an accident!" " What did you do?" " Nothing." "We were fucking around." " Stop being a baby!" " Take him to the hospital." " What?" " Just take him." "Come on, pussy boy." "Fucking stonato, this guy." " Did you like the bread?" " What?" " The date nut bread." "I have recipes..." " Sweetheart, not now, all right?" "I was up all night." "You could have called." "I didn't realize I need your permission to visit my house." "Sorry." "I kept having this image of you in the hospital with your throat cut." "I appreciate your concern, but you should focus on your own problems." "There was this thing on TV about how Charles Lindbergh's baby was kidnapped and killed." "Jesus Christ already!" " Don't go." " I'm going to Noah's." "Yeah, well, at least you have a boyfriend!" " She's got me all wound up." " Put her out of your mind." "If I could do that." "We should find her a guy." "Don't you have friends?" "Do you think I'd subject one of my friends to Caitlin?" "I have an idea." "Her birthday's coming up." "We'll take her out to celebrate." "You mean like to Live Bait?" " Get her drunk." "It'll cheer her up." " Please, she's bad enough sober." "Bet I know what would cheer you up." "Oh, yeah?" "What?" "Go to the fuse box." "In the cellar, Janice." "Call the gas company." "What do you want from me?" "You chose to live there, remember?" "Well?" "What do you think?" " About what?" "What am I looking at?" " My teeth." "I got braces." "What do you want, a parade?" " Don't fraternize." " I was showing Tony my braces." "I didn't shell out three crackers for you to model your teeth." "Get to work." "Come on." "Anything else?" "Ralphie's sticking her." "Why don't he pay for her teeth?" "It's a loan." "I'm juicing her." "Usually it's fake tits they want." "She don't need those." "That's for sure." "Kid's a thoroughbred, but Madonna, those chompers." "Fucking train wreck." "Happy birthday to us all." "That was a barrel of monkeys." "Jeff kept staring at me." "You wanna check out Smoke's?" " I'm a little tired." " Yeah, right." "It's getting a bit late." "Oh, my God." "That is so sad." " Come on, Caitlin." " No, we should give her some money." " Caitlin." " Excuse me, miss?" "Miss!" "Miss?" "Oh, my God!" "Not bad, Chrissy." "Decent week." "Not bad?" "I'm running ragged here." "18-hour day?" "I should work at Denny's." "Like they'd fucking hire him." "Are you crying?" "Keep it up, I'll give you something to cry about." "Watch the braces." " God, it was so horrible." " It's over, Caitlin." "Okay?" "How can you be so callous?" "That was the most horrific thing ever." "It was a homeless woman with the Daily News up her butt." "Every time I close my eyes, I just keep seeing her." "Oh, my God." "Let's go to the health center." "They'll give you something to calm down." "No." "No more drugs." "Caitlin, don't start drinking, come on." "I have to get up early tomorrow." "Josh is on the redeye from L. A..." "My friend from Crossroads High School." "I didn't tell you?" "He's coming in and we're gonna head up and see his brother at Hampshire." "Try and get some rest, okay?" "Where do you think she sleeps at night?" "Hi." " When did you come in?" " Just now." "Sorry, were you sleeping?" "It's good we're paying for that dorm." "It's Caitlin again, I can't sleep there." "Forget about studying." "Like you were studying at 2 a.m." "Noah and I took her out for her birthday." "And she starts having conniptions over this homeless lady in the street." "And how are things with Noah?" "He's going to Hampshire with his friend." "He said he told me, but he didn't." " Is it weird that he'd do that?" " I don't really know him." "And his friend Josh?" "I guess he's okay." " So you two are still dating, then?" " Is that a problem?" "You started this conversation." "You never scheduled a dental appointment." "I'm sorry, I forgot." "I'll do it." "And Jackie Jr. says hello." "Noah's great, but he can be odd." "One minute he's all affectionate, and the next he's a different person." "Meadow, are you in love with this boy?" "I don't know." "I guess so." " I mean, at this point, I better be." " At what point?" "What does that mean?" "Sorry, but we are so not having that conversation." "Tony?" "Do you have a second?" "You said we can't be friends, but there's no one else I can talk to." " I'm pregnant." "It's Ralphie's." " Congratulations." "He acts like he doesn't give a shit." " Ever think he's not acting?" " Should I keep it?" "I'm not getting involved." "If I have it, you think he'll help me with it?" "Oh, sure, it'll be Father Knows Best over there." "Look, you want my advice?" "You got a kid." "Problems with that, burning him with cigarettes..." "My social worker says it's anger from my mom holding my hand on the stove." "Whatever, okay?" "Your situation, you need another kid like you need a hole in the head." "You got your figure, you're making money." "So I should get an abortion?" "With Ralphie as the father, you'd be doing this kid a favor." "Urban Outfitters is having a sale." " We're out of syrup." " You use a gallon." " Shut up." " You wanna go?" " Do you need shoes?" " Shoes, some new tops." " I need underwear." " Wanna go?" " Wait till the laundry's done." " Let Lilliana do it." " She's off." " It'll be a zoo when we get there." " Meadow here?" " She paged me, she's at her parents'." " Wanna hang out?" " I'm writing my paper." "You mind if I just sit and study?" "I'm fine, really." "It's just creepy up there alone." "All right." "What, are we short?" "Who we missing?" "Tracee." "Left sick on Saturday, haven't seen her since." "For three days?" "Fucking twat!" "My mom wants me to go to Vermont this weekend." " For what?" " Dad's friends, Paul and Irion Dudley." "Paul's a psychiatry professor at Dartmouth." "They have a horse farm, ride and talk." "Paul's very inspiring." "Sounds good." "I feel better already." "Irion is an amazing cook." "If I just don't get freaked out by the sound of the pine trees..." "I'm going to Noah's." "This Moltisanti kid, he's got his head up his ass." "This is a great gladiator movie?" "Look at Kirk Douglas' fucking hair." "They didn't have flattops in ancient Rome!" " What do you wanna drink, baby?" " Get me a Fresca." "C-fucking-minus!" "And it's all her fault." " Six hours!" "She wouldn't let me work." " I know." "The questions, the whining, the crazy nonsense." "She doesn't get economics, so I give her my notes from last year." "I'm talking primo notes, I got an A. She doesn't understand my writing." " "What does this mean?" "Blah-blah."" " Nothing's ever enough with her." "I know I'm the R.A., but technically she's not even on my floor." "C minus." "Really beautiful, Noah." "It's not that bad, okay?" "I want options when I graduate, Meadow." "I'm going to law school in two years." "A C minus is fucked for me!" "It's early in the semester, you'll make it up." " Is that all right, honey?" " Fine." "You know I'd take care of you." "You, Danny, our gorgeous little baby." " Who's that?" " The fuck should I know?" "Ralphie, open up!" "Shit." "Ralphie!" " Where's Tracee?" " She's busy." " Hey, Sil." " Put your shoes on!" "What'd I say?" "I don't know." "What'd you fucking say?" "Three days she missed work!" " I've been sick, Sil." " Oh, yeah?" "I called your house." "You haven't been there." " Ralph's taking care of me." " You got a little kid at home!" " Her mother's watching him!" " Mind your business!" " Where you get the balls to come here?" " Three grand, this cuts into me!" "Go on, get out of here." "Let's go!" "What's the matter with you?" "You know the opportunity you've got?" " Working for you?" " Keep it up." "In two seconds, I could get a job at any other..." "Listen to me, you little pucchiacca!" "Until you pay what you owe, your shaved twat belongs to me!" "Understand?" " I asked you a question!" " Yes." "Yeah, now, get in the car!" "Then I go to pour the milk and the carton is empty." " It's not me, it's A.J." " Nice try, mister." "How about the football trance?" "We're talking, but if that TV's on, he's not hearing a word." "One time, this happened!" " Like talking to furniture." " Men have the attention span of kids." "I'm sorry, honey, what'd you say?" "This cake, Rosalie." " Really delicious." " The whole meal." "I'm glad we could reciprocate." "College boy!" "How's school?" "Good." "You know, cracking the books." "Almost dean's list." "What's this "almost"?" "Give me his name, no more almost." " I'm going out." "I'll stay at Bobby's." " Don't drink and drive." " He knows better than that." "Right?" " Yeah, whatever you say." "Get lost." "Enjoy your youth." " You didn't tell me it was so fancy." " Calm down, it's just my father." "It'll be nothing compared to meeting your dad." "There he is." "Hey, Dad." " Meadow, this is my father, Len." " Hello." "Len Tannenbaum." "Please sit." "How was the flight?" "Aside from Tim Daly chewing my ear for an hour, it was great." " You know the guy from Wings?" " He did his deal." "Usually I enjoy L.A. to New York." "It's the only time I get to do work." "He flies first class." "DVD player with any movie." "Never even opens the case." "Bad enough representing them." "I have to suffer through their movies too?" "Is it exciting being an entertainment lawyer, meeting the celebrities?" " Beats working." " He's in town to meet Dick Wolf." " The sportscaster?" " He's a TV producer." "Law  Order." " New York Undercover." " I loved that." " A cocktail before dinner?" " Guys, are we drinking wine?" "Clos Pegase, the '94 if you've got it." "So, Meadow, what business is your father in?" "Actually, he's in waste management." "Toxic chemicals, medical waste, that sort?" "Yeah, sort of." "Environmental cleanup." "Okay, let's give a big Bada Bing welcome to Tracee." "That guy cut the line." "Go." "What's the matter?" "I told Caitlin that if we went to the movies, I'd call her." "I feel bad." "I stopped feeling bad when I saw that grade." "My father's filing a restraining order on her?" "What?" " You're kidding, right?" " You don't know my father." "He totally freaked when he heard about the C minus." "Couldn't you try talking to her first?" " At this point?" " She thinks we're her friends." "You have to set limits." "She was ruining our lives." "We couldn't do anything without her." "We certainly couldn't take her to see this." "Mrs. Custer grabs the artist:" ""I wanted a painting commemorating my husband's last thoughts." "You give me cows with halos and Indians making love?"" ""Mrs. Custer," he says, "those are your husband's last thoughts:" "'Holy cow!" "Look at all those fucking Indians!" "'"" " What, not even a hello?" " Fuck you, asshole." "Nice." "That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends?" "Yeah, right." "What man?" " Oh, a double!" " You tell him, sweetie." "I like this girl." "Women, women, women." "Why was I born handsome instead of rich?" " Leave me alone." " What's wrong with you?" " Why are you like this?" " Three days you don't call." "Baby, I'm busy, I gotta work." "How else will I take care of you when you're nine months pregnant?" " You serious?" " Of course, I'm serious." "We'll get a little house." "In a cul-de-sac." "I know that guy who's a mortgage broker." "Really?" " Ralphie, I love you." " I love you too, baby." "If it's a boy, we'll name him after me." "If it's a girl, we'll name her Tracee after you." "This way she can grow up to be a cocksucking slob like her mother." "Are you out of your fucking mind?" " Skinny motherfucking piece of shit!" " That's right, get it all out." "Get it all out, you little whore!" "That make you feel good?" "You feel like a man?" "Look at you now." " Give me a fucking drink." " What happened to you?" "Tracee." "She slipped." "We were arguing, I don't know." "She fell." "Holy fucking shit!" "Get a sheet, Chrissy." "Cover that up." " Where is he?" " Inside." "Go get him." " She fell?" " That's my story." "You stupid motherfucker, how fucking dare you?" " Take it easy." " You disrespect this place!" " That's why you were passed over." " It's my fault she's a klutz?" " You out of your fucking mind?" "!" " This is the boss." "Shut the fuck up!" "I'm a made guy!" "Ton, we gotta get you out of here." " This place open?" " Fuck!" "Get the fuck out of here, Ralph!" "Keep that door locked." "Get her out of here." "You got a rug?" "A piece of carpet?" "Cocksucker was way out of line." "Twenty years old, this girl." "That too." "Let's go." "What?" "I think we need to talk." "I think maybe we've been seeing too much of each other." "And...?" "I don't know." "I mean..." "I really like you, Meadow." "It's just..." "I don't think we should see each other anymore." " Are you breaking up with me?" " Are you that surprised?" "Why?" "I mean, things were going so good." "Honestly, you're too negative." "You have this cynicism about everything." " What are you talking about?" " I didn't want to get into this." "So things are better, then?" "Since our first session?" "Yes, I guess." "We seem to talk more easily." "Sometimes, even painful sessions can break the logjam." "Yes." "And then, this." " You're particularly quiet today." " Sometimes I got nothing to say." "Anthony, Carmela is here." "She's giving up her time to talk about your panic attacks." "A young man who worked for us Barone Sanitation, he died." " Who?" " Who?" "You don't know him." "He died, that's all." "A work-related death." "Sad when they go so young." "How was the dentist?" "God, is there nothing to eat in this house?" "Who knows?" "Maybe she quit." " She went outside and never came back." " Keep that to yourself." "Parties are Friday night." "Lot of high rollers, big tips." "You want in the VIP Room?" "It's 50 bucks to me, plus a blowjob later on." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]" "I want you to count backwards from 10." "Ten, nine eight, seven..." "Mr. Soprano, there's someone here to see you." "Even here, you hector me?" "The director has authorized us to make you an offer." "Give up your nephew Tony." "Help take him down." " What do I get?" " Guaranteed cure." " No more cancer?" " Not a single diseased cell." "I'm happy for you." "I know you've waited a long time." " I don 't like it." " Don 't let people take advantage." "I'm kidding, you old fuck." "What's the matter with you?" "Dr. Kennedy?" "It's Dr. Enloe." "I have the results for the frozen section." "Can we move this along?" "I have a thyroid in OR six at 10:30." "Based on the preliminary results and depending on the full report..." " Is it clean, Enloe, or not?" " Yes, it's clean." " Miles, you close." " Quickly." "I've got his BP up, don't know for how long." "Watch and learn, Miles." "Watch and learn." "Well?" "Your uncle is a very strong man." "He did very well." "The news is good." " Beautiful." " So the cancer is...?" "Gone?" "You bet." "I took out a tumor the size of a fist." "Oh, Madonna." "So if you'll excuse me, I have another patient waiting." "Cheryl, make sure Marty gets that Goldman Sachs statement." "Yes?" "I just wanted to say thanks, you know?" "My uncle thinks the world of you." "If there's anything I can do a favor, anything, let me know." "I'll keep that in mind, Mr. Soprano." "Game three." " That's $60." " Good luck getting it." "I won, Paulie." "It's only right you pay." " And for other things." " Like what?" "Fucking Dom Perignon for everybody in the skybox at the Garden." "Check comes, you're MIA." "You're worried about what I give you." "Worry about what you give me." " Blow me with your lectures." " Kid, you wearing a wire?" "You crazy?" " Pat him down." " He fucking touches me..." "Then make it easy on us all." "Take them off." "Everything." "New York reopened the books, but they laid down a probationary period." "When I was coming up, this would never happen." " But too many are doing a simulcast." " Yeah, maybe you, you fuck." "Do me a favor and don't take it personally." " Everything." " Go fuck yourself." "Before, I was breaking balls." "Now you're beginning to worry me." "I guess you could call that a dick." "You're going." "That's all there is to it." " Jason Mangelli isn't going." " Tony, you want to weigh in here?" "Tony?" " What?" " The Washington trip?" "You're gonna be on that bus tomorrow." "You're all packed and paid for and you're gonna learn." "We're going to FBI headquarters." "So?" "Excuse me." "What did you do to this scarole?" "It's delicious." "Balsamic." "That's all they have at King's these days." "Balsamic, balsamic, balsamic." "My mother never heard of balsamic." " I gotta go." "Problems at work." " It's Sunday dinner, Tony." "I know." "I gotta go." "All right, Hugh, see you later." " Can I be excused too?" " No, you may not." "He's got homework to finish before the trip." "Go ahead, Anthony." " That's a nice example he sets." " Ma." "The man's got two speeds, moping or yelling, when he's here." " He's got an uncle sick with cancer." " They didn't speak for a year." "Actually, if you must know, Tony has been better." "We've been seeing his therapist together." " What?" " He's no Angelo Stamfa, that's all." " What does that mean?" " Angelo was dying to marry you." "Stamfa's is a chain of drugstores." "He doesn't need therapy?" "He prescribes his own pills?" "Don't be so sensitive." "What's sensitive?" "I gotta hear this Stamfa shit again?" " All I was saying was..." " I know what you're saying." "Hugh, bring your plate." "You are blowing this all out of proportion." "We worry, that's all." "Spare me your concern, all right?" "Spare me your attitude too." "Did you forget?" "Dad's mall was zoned residential until Tony made a call." " Bullshit." " Oh, really?" "That contract at Sparta High?" "The other builders were too busy to bid?" "My heart bleeds." "The waters don't part for you wherever you go?" "I earn it." "You two get a free pass." " What's up?" " Hey, Tony." "Anyway, $4 a pound." " Who brought this in here?" " Georgie." "It's wacky, huh?" " You think it's a playroom back there?" " What?" "Fucking toys." "This is a business." "That's an office." " They were selling them at Rite Aid." " What?" "What did you say?" "I pay you a fucking salary!" "Carmela." "You sounded tense on the phone." "Yeah, I..." "I wanted to make sure it was okay if I came alone." "I mean, because Tony couldn't make it." "I love the artwork you have." "Those country scenes." "Thank you." "That statue is not my favorite." "It's not like this when Tony's here." "You never give the silent treatment." "Is that what you think?" "I'm giving you the silent treatment?" "You could tell me why you came today." "I'm worried about my husband." "The mood swings." "I thought when his mother died, maybe..." "But... still half the time he doesn't even talk to me." "You've seen him like that, that day he sat here like a wall." "I know he's your patient and I'm the patient's wife but you try living with that, see how you feel." " I see." " Oh, you do?" "For your information, I am not the only one." "Tony isn't under the weather." "He didn't feel like coming." ""Fuck that shit," he said." "Usually happens when we touch on a nerve." "He was distressed about this young man's death in the garbage compactor." "See, he didn't say garbage compactor, did he?" "See?" " What do you believe?" " You know his job." "He reports to a strip club." "Who knows how he spends his days?" "I'm sorry." "I'm just frustrated." "Tony has been out of sorts for so long and there's nothing I can do to help." "I think coming to therapy with him has stirred feelings in you that you would like to address." "Oh, please." "I'm just emotional today." "I would like to help you, but as you pointed out, your husband's my patient." "I am not the one who needs mental help." "I just needed to vent." "In case you change your mind here's the number of a colleague in Livingston." "He was a teacher of mine." "That really won't be necessary, but thank you anyway." "Thank you for your time." " You took these yourself?" " That's a village I lived in." "You could send them in to National Geographic." "So I got back your complete surgical pathology and op reports." " I feel 100%." " That's good." "It's possible though that there may be some malignant cells we didn't get." "When we operate we have to decide how much healthy tissue to cut around the tumor." "The margins weren't wide enough." "We took a small sampling of the tumor." "When we got back the complete results, it showed nodal involvement." "Don't blame yourself, doc." "What do we do next?" " It's called amended surgery." " Oh, Jesus." "Cut me again?" " Mrs. Brody is here." " Don't let me keep you." "I am kind of backed up." "Let's schedule you for Tuesday at 6." "We can admit and prep you Monday." " Any questions?" " When can he eat regular food again?" "I'd guess two weeks." "Let's fill out the consent forms." "One less thing you have to deal with." " Take all the time you need." " You say sign, I sign." "Tell me to crap on the Queen Mary an hour later, they're hosing it down." "I owe you everything." "How do I know what nodal involvement is?" "Didn't you listen?" "A whole issue of U. S. News on seniors and health." ""Take somebody to the doctor's," it said." "Somebody to ask questions." "You ask one dumb fucking question about my diet." " Angie?" " Carmela, hi." " What a surprise." " I didn't know you shopped over here." "They're running a special on lams." "Every penny counts." "How are you doing, Angie, with Pussy gone?" "I tell you, shopping for one is no picnic." "Why don't you come for dinner?" "It's just me and Tony." "Who knows?" "Maybe we'll get lucky and Tony won't show." " That's Cocoa's worst time of the day." " That dog is not a substitute." "That French poodle is all I got left of Sal." "He disappears one day and I get a sick dog." "The vet says to put her down, but I want another operation." "With Sal, there was nothing too good for that dog." "But where am I gonna come up with $ 1200?" "Tony helps out and I am so grateful." "It covers the basics." "But anything extra, there's no way." "Angie, I'm sorry." "That must be so tough." "Anybody around here love the word "Jimmy Choo shoes"?" "No way." "Oh, my gosh, they're gorgeous!" "Or would the lady prefer something in gold?" "Say a nice, I don't know, whatever the fuck that is." "They're all yours." "They're from next season." "You can't even buy them yet." " What size are these?" " Ten." "Ten?" "That's Sasquatch size." "I'm a 81/2." "Fuck, fuck, fuck." "Where'd I get 10 from?" "Yeah, where?" "So now what happens?" "I gotta give them all back?" "Temporarily." "I'll get you 81/2s tomorrow." " All of them?" "You swear?" " More even." "Since you been, you know, "in," I just can't believe the stuff we get." "It's so great." "Except for that Paulie." "Fuck him and the Coupe De Ville he rode in on." "He's saying you're holding back again?" "Like I'm gonna give that prick a full share?" "Come here." "What do you say?" " I love you, baby." " Oh, you fucking better." " You better." " I do." "You could've called." "Now everything's cold." "That's why they invented microwaves." "For inconsiderate husbands." "Since we're alone, it'd be nice to have dinner together." "Don't bust my chops." "I got a lot on my mind." "This is fucking delicious." "Really." "Is this the pecorino?" "Right." "The hell with heating it up, it's good like this." "I'm glad something brings you joy." "You're amazing, your cooking." "I'm having lunch with our daughter's dean." "You won't be joining me?" "All he wants is our money." "We already shell out 40 grand a year." "It's well spent." "She's really learning." "If she passes us by... lf?" "She did that when she was 14." "Isn't that what you want for your kids?" "No." "I want them to be backwards and ignorant." "And I'm gonna make sure of that by not going to lunch with some asshole." "Fine, Tony." "Don't go." "Guess who I ran into at the supermarket today?" "Angie Bonpensiero." "Really?" "How's she doing?" "Her dog is sick." "What, that fluffy French Cocoa piece of shit?" "What's wrong with him?" "Her." "Osteoporosis." "Angie needs money for an operation." "Take it up with Pussy." "If you can find the fuck, wherever the Feds put him." "I'd look in Arizona." "Stake out all the T.G.I. Friday's." "He loves their wings." "He left Angie holding the bag." "And those FBI "family values" cocksuckers." " They let him go without his wife." " Into the program?" "That's right." "He ratted us out." "Me and you." "That's where he is." "I don't want to hear about him or his cunt wife." "His what wife?" " Okay, who was your oldest?" " Easy." "Chuckie Periccio's mother." " You had sex with Beverly Periccio?" " Yeah." "A whole summer's worth." "Okay, my turn." "Who was your most famous?" "And Bobby DiTillio doesn't count." "He's only famous in New Jersey." "You know Penn and Teller, the magicians?" "You fucked them?" "Penn." "And I didn't fuck him, I gave him head." " Which one is he?" " The big one." "They were playing AC and they're funny." "He followed me into the ladies' room..." "You lowlife cunt whore!" "Get out of my sight!" " You fucking shitbag motherfucker!" " In the fucking bathroom?" " Who is it?" " The FBI." "Come on, dickhead, open up." "Paulie, it's 2 in the morning." " It's an outrage." "Adriana, you there?" " Yeah?" "Sorry for the intrusion." "Put something on and come out." "You can't fucking do this!" "I can't?" "You must have not read up on the latest rules." "And put that piece away." "What's all this?" "The Berezovsky brothers jacked a shipment from Milan off pier 87." "Nice goods." "My broad wears a size 10." "Patsy, pack up some of these shoes." "You don't mind if I take my taste now?" "He's not taking those." "Make yourselves comfortable." "We'll just have a look around." " I'll still get more shoes, right?" " Don't know." "I have to pay for them." " This really sucks, Christopher!" " You see the shit I go through?" " Motherfucker." " What?" "Nothing." "Leave it on." "It's nice." "Meadow?" " Didn't you hear me knocking?" " I thought it was Vanessa." "You don't answer the door when friends knock?" "They keep you from studying." "My first class isn't until 2." "I brought your laundry." "I made ziti with the sweet sausage." "Oh, I'm so starved." "It reeks of cigarettes in here." "Are you smoking?" "Caitlin." "I hope you're taking advantage of offers here." "A boy handed this to me." ""A seminar on the CIA and the cultural cold war."" "Oh, this looks interesting." " It's basic, we're way past that." " I'm reading Barbara Kingsolver." "I so wish I had time for fiction." "So how is the drama queen doing anyway?" " Fine." "Can we not talk about this?" " lf you want me to leave, I will." "I have an hour before my lunch with Dean Ross." " Lunch with the dean?" " Can we not talk about this?" " Mom!" " His secretary called and invited me." " Come on, what about?" " Money, I'm sure." " They probably want a donation." " How corrupt." "I wanted to make sure you're recovered from the Noah thing." "I'm worried it'll affect your grades." "You call losing a wonderful man because of Dad, a "thing"?" "Is that what happened?" "You kept seeing him long after that business with your father." "Don't drag me into whatever bullshit accommodational pretense you've got." "Was that last night's reading assignment?" "All right." "Let's hear it." "What's your big theory about me and Daddy?" "No way." "I'm not touching that." "Fucking bitch!" "Uncle Jun, what the hell are you doing?" "Those marshals see you coming in here?" "Because I need being remanded to a jail hospital like I need crabs." "There's no car out there." "And I came up through the cellar like always." "Where's Bacala?" "He's supposed to help." "I sent him to the drugstore for more Pepto." "You're getting better." "That's the important thing." "You look better." "If you're gonna lie, tell me there's a broad in the car." "You want that, it's a phone call away." " Still want this?" " I gotta get nutrition somehow." "Kennedy says eat only what I can sip through a straw." "What's going on with you and Ralphie Cifaretto?" "You don't got enough on your plate?" "Worry about your own problems." "When can you eat real food?" "Who knows?" "Kennedy's putting me under the knife again." "Back up." "More surgery?" "Shouldn't you get a second opinion?" "Chemo?" "Forget it." "With Kennedy, it's cut, zip, over and out." "He has the hands of an angel." "Don't forget his name." "I have to be impressed because his name's John Kennedy?" "All the micks named their kids that after the guy got killed." "I loved that man." "He was older than me and now look." "How many White Castles did you have?" " I didn't, I swear." " I can smell them!" "Let me call Cusamano." "He knows doctors." "He sent Silvio's mother to one." "It can't hurt." " People come from the city see Kennedy." " Then we won't be fighting traffic." "Come on, Uncle Jun, you know I'm right." "All right, you set it up." "You come with me." "To listen and ask questions." "Good, good." "I'll let you know, all right?" "All right." "He thinks I need a second opinion." "He doesn't like that I'm going back under the knife." " Maybe there's something to that." " Another expert." "Think on this." "Anthony is a cunt-hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey." "I'm that hair." "Maybe he has something else on his mind besides my speedy recovery." "Junior, all this cynicism, this can't be good for you." " You speak Italian." " Second generation." " Really?" "Ross?" " Rosetti." "A thousand years of a proud name undone at Ellis Island." "A paesan." " Not far from you." "New Brunswick." " No, get out!" "My success, I credit to the Jersey public schools." " Where did you go to college?" " Rutgers." " I went to Montclair State." " Good school." "Your major?" "Business administration." "To Meadow Soprano, a valuable addition to Columbia." " Really?" " Absolutely." "I've talked to her professors." "They say she does all her work and makes insightful contributions." "I am glad to hear you say that." "I was worried about her adjusting." "Let's not tell her." "We don't want her overconfident." " She sleeps an awful lot." " They all do." "Tony, what the hell?" "You know, driving over here, I was thinking about how to handle this." "Been working on my anger lately, so I figure it's good if I quietly say any kind of problem you got, you come directly to me." "Please." "Leave Carmela the fuck out of it." " Of course." " Then I saw the Cadillac." "The money I give you, you're driving a Cadillac and you want more?" "Shot the whole plan." "So remember this:" "You see my wife, you talk about oven cleaner." "Anything else, come to me." "But think twice before you do." "Think about your fat-fuck husband and what he did to you." "Him, not me." "Cocoa, please." "Cocoa, down!" "Hey, how are you?" "I'm sorry, Tony." "Just push her away." "She's all right." "Good girl, good girl." " She don't look sick." " It comes and goes." "Your kids don't feel boxed in by the city?" "We're out all the time." "Felicia has us all into kayaking." " You do it together?" " Yeah." "The kids love it." "They're better at it than I am." " More wine?" " Why not?" "Remember I said I spend half my time with student affairs?" " This is how I spend the other half." " At lunch?" "Development." "Fancy word for fundraising." "New student center." "We break ground in the fall." " See the marble wall by the entrance?" " Yes." " That's where the donor names will go." " Everybody who donates?" "The wall is reserved for those whose commitment begins at $50,000." "It's what we felt you'd be comfortable with." "Based on your generosity to the Verbum Dei School." "You know what we gave to Verbum Dei?" "I'm half-embarrassed to say it, but it's my job." "All the information, including tax benefits, is in here." "I will have to talk to my husband." "Fifty grand?" "You gotta be kidding me." "He talked a lot about Meadow having the best possible experience." " Those Jews are holding her hostage." " He's Italian." "Jews with better food." "They know from Verbum we're big givers." "We gave 5 grand a year." "That's a long way from 50." "This is college, Tony." "Five thousand is a slap in the face." "Well, let them say no." "Here." "It's around 5 grand." "Run it through your household account." "And that's it." "Not a penny more." "5-FU with cisplatin and doxorubicin." "This is what I would recommend." "Are you getting this?" "Sort of." "So the chemotherapy would be instead of the surgery?" "I can't guarantee it." "We'll evaluate the results." "I could end up having the chemo, puking my guts out having the six hairs I have left fall out and still be cut." "It's possible." "With Kennedy, you don't get these maybes." " But you gotta have surgery." " Kennedy's a great surgeon." "Can't you people agree?" " Sure." "Convene a tumor board." " What's that?" "A meeting of the chief of oncology, pathologists and specialists who work together to reach a consensus." " Then you hear what they have to say." " Your uncle will not be present." "They'll pass their decision to you." "What you do is still your decision." " And Kennedy will be there?" " No surgeon would miss it." "Not much to him, if you ask me." "Oh, you mean he's not Kennedy?" "You make life and death decisions because of a man's name?" "It's only Sloan-fucking-Kettering, best cancer hospital in the world." "Excuse me." "Let me ask you something about this JFK worship of yours." "What about Hoffa and the Teamsters?" "That was the brother." "Dr. Krakower?" "Hi." "Thanks for calling me back." "I was referred by a Dr. Melfi." "Yes, I would." "Anytime that's good for you." "That's great." "That's fine." "Grove Avenue, right." "I gotta go." "Bye." "Who was that?" "The paving guy." "I'm thinking of having the driveway redone." " You smoking?" " What is this, the third degree?" " This says "with pulp."" " You like it with pulp." "Not this much." "I like the one that says "some pulp."" " What the fuck was that for?" " I'll write you up a list." "Hi." "Oh, honey, I missed you so much!" "This is the longest we have ever been away from each other." " Did you miss me?" " Sure." "Did somebody drop this?" "Well?" "How was it?" "Good." "They had PlayStation 2 in the hotel room." "And?" "That was the total of your trip to the nation's capital?" "I guess." "I'm sorry." "The orange juice is fine." "Whatever kind is fine." " Fuck the orange juice." " I give up." "What then?" "The money you give to Angie and other widows you've got on your payroll..." "It's a business expense!" "But there's not enough to make sure your daughter is protected?" "I won't pay." "I know too much about extortion." "Big deal, he pats you down." "I could do that standing on my head." "It's everything else." "He came to my apartment and embarrassed me in front of Adriana." "I heard he strip-searched you." "I'm not kidding." "He's a sick fuck." "He was sniffing her panties." " What?" " You heard me." "I don't deny that Paulie can be a little quirky." "He always has." "You're moving up fast." "Why do you think that is?" " Because I'm your nephew?" " So be a big boy and suck it up." "The patient:" "Soprano, Corrado." "Male, caucasian, 72 years old." "Presented with severe weight loss and early satiety." "He was scoped and a mass in the curvature of his stomach was detected." "A CT scan revealed no evidence of metastasis." "Kennedy was referred." "He recommended gastric resection for cure." "There were no surprises." "I thought we had it." "I was told we had clean margins." "Often, too little healthy tissue is taken around the site which leaves the possibility for a false negative." "You want the whole stomach?" "If there's a problem, we'll take it to the board." "What do we do?" "He's high-risk." "His pressure fell below 60 for eight minutes." "Incision's fresh." "I can do it in half the time." " lf we don't do surgery, we do 5-FU." " Which works how well?" " Not very." " Which is why we decided to go in." " What do I tell Mehta?" " Mehta?" "Sloan-Kettering Mehta?" "Your patient sought a second opinion." "Forget it then." "I don't need that shit looking over my shoulder." "I'll tell him." "Yes, I'll have him there." "Thanks." "Don't sugarcoat it!" "If you concentrate on your breathing, it'll be easier." "The girl said she'd page Dr. Kennedy." "Where is he?" "Twenty minutes and I'll be back." " You go too easy on him." " Probably." "Hey, if my nephew Cubby wasn't dead, I'd have a soft spot for him." "Did you sniff that girl's panties?" "He told you that?" "Fucking baby!" " You got to apologize." " I'm not apologizing to him." "You were out of line." "He's gonna marry the girl." "As of the wedding day, anything that touches her pussy is off-limits." "Think it's all up?" "Soon enough there'll be more where that came from." "Sounds like you were going at it in there." "My pain a source of entertainment?" "You see me laughing?" "Brought you a milk shake from 31 Flavors." "It's your fault." "I've been throwing up all day since I started the chemo." "Oh, right." "I gave you cancer." "You don't know what this is like, Anthony." "I can't do it." " Kennedy was right." " What's he gotta say?" "I can't get him." "They won't put me through." "Why not?" "I leave messages at the hospital and office." "I sent him a box of cigars." "I couldn't get past reception." " He didn't call?" " Do they even tell him?" "The machine says for an emergency, press 6." "I press 6." "Still no callback 24 hours later." "He must be busy." "Yeah, that must be it." "You got his number?" "Three more weeks." "Three more fucking weeks." "Answering machine." "What are you gonna do?" "These doctors, it's not like on TV." "Dr. Kennedy, this is Tony Soprano, Corrado's nephew." "My cell phone is 917-555-0157." "Call me back anytime day or night." "It's important." "Batter up." "Bye." " Now what?" " Get in." "You're not even married yet, you're dipping into whores." "Didn't cost me a quarter." "I don't pay for it." "How'd you find me?" "Better be careful." "If I can do it, so can your bride-to-be." "What is this?" "Some new rule about who I fuck?" "You want more shoes?" "No." "They don't fit her." "I don't know why I thought she was a size 10." " I don't know either." " I'm here to tell you one thing." "You go whining to the Big Man again about shit between us we'll have a problem, my friend." "You seen these?" "Fuck is that?" "My godson got it for me." "They're all over the place." "We gotta bring one into the club." "Watch and learn, Phil." "Watch and learn." " What are you doing?" " It's me, Tony." "Corrado's nephew." "You belong to this club?" " Me?" "No." "I came here to see you." " You'll have to call my office." "You need a new secretary." "You're not getting all your messages." "For you." "Titanium." "I use one." "Added 10 yards to my drives." " Thanks, but I can't accept it." " For what you've done for my uncle." "I already got one and Mr. Williams here, he don't play." " Right?" " Stupid fucking game." " What can I do with it?" " What is it, Jack?" "He'll just be a minute!" " I could use a little extra distance." " Who couldn't?" "My uncle's not doing so well." "Bad reaction to the chemo." "That happens." "There's nothing that I can do." "There are worse things that can happen to a person than cancer." "My uncle thinks he's gonna die." "You know how old people are with their superstitions." "He thinks it's because he went against you." "I was his surgeon, that's all." "You got a bee on your hat." "Show that man the respect he deserves." "Answer his phone calls." "Cheryl, make sure Mr. Soprano is scheduled for..." "Just remember it." " Everybody's marriage has problems." " Is he seeing another woman?" "You can make that plural." "He sees other women." "I look the other way." "I want to help him." "Do you?" "Moments ago you used the word "divorce."" "I said I was considering divorce." "I may be overstepping my boundaries, but aren't you Jewish?" "Is that relevant?" "Us Catholics place a great deal of stock in the sanctity of the family." " And I'm not sure that your people..." " I've been married for 31 years." "Well, then you know how difficult it can be." "He's a good man, he's a good father." "You said he's a depressed criminal, prone to anger, serially unfaithful." "Is that your definition of a "good man"?" "I thought psychiatrists weren't judgmental." "Patients want to be excused from their predicament because of events in their childhood." "That's what psychiatry has become in America." "Visit any shopping mall or ethnic pride parade to witness the results." " What we say in here stays in here?" " By ethical code and by law." "His crimes they are organized crime." "The Mafia?" "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, so what?" "So what?" "He betrays me every week with these whores." "Probably the least of his misdeeds." "You can leave now or you can stay and hear what I have to say." " You'll charge the same." " I won't take your money." "That's a new one." "You must trust your initial impulse and consider leaving him." "You'll never be able to feel good." "You'll never be able to quell the feelings of guilt and shame as long as you're his accomplice." " You're wrong about the accomplice." " Are you sure?" "All I do is make sure he's got clean clothes and dinner." "So "enabler" would be a more accurate job description than "accomplice."" "My apologies." "So you think I need to define my boundaries more clearly keep a certain distance, not internalize my..." "What did I just say?" "Leave him." "Take only the children, what's left of them, and go." "My priest said I should try and help him to be better." "How's that going?" "Have you read Crime and Punishment?" "Dostoyevsky?" "It's not an easy read, it's about guilt and redemption." "And I think, were your husband to turn himself in, read this book reflect on his crimes for 7 years in his cell, he might be redeemed." "I would have to get a lawyer find an apartment, arrange for child support..." "You're not listening." "I'm not charging you because I won't take blood money." "And you can't either." "One thing you can never say:" "That you haven't been told." "I see." "You're right." "I see." "You're poisoning me." "I don't know how much more I can take." " You taking care of this young man?" " Dr. Kennedy!" "How you doing?" "I've been busy." "You all right?" "Don't bullshit a bullshitter." "Will this work?" "Or should we operate?" " You got a top guy here." " Him?" " I'd see him if I needed to." " Son of a bitch." "Stay strong and keep fighting." "That's my home number." "You start to feel punk, you call." "Thanks." "I'll check on you Wednesday." "Take care of this young fellow." " Carm." " What?" "You sick?" "Everybody else in this family sleeps all day, I thought I'd try it." "You depressed?" "Or what?" "I figure in the division of labor around here, that's your job." "Because, you know, if you want to go to therapy on your own or something..." "I notice you been tense lately." "That's rich." "You suggesting I go to a shrink." "I don't have the time." "I'll still go to yours, if you want." "You know best." " That dean called today." " Well, that can't be good." "I told him to put us down for the 50,000." "Carmela, I gave you 5." "Maybe I could go another 5." "Maybe 10, but that's enough." "Tony, you gotta do something nice for me today." "And this is what I want." "You gotta do this." "All right, I'll go to 10." "That should be enough for them." "I already told him 50." " 50 G's?" " Yes." "You look like you could use a night off from cooking." "What do you say we go out?" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"