"Hey, hey." "[GRUNTS]" "Welcome, Your Majesty." "All right!" "Onward, Crowley." "Margaritas wait for no man, not even a king, eh?" "[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]" "What's the matter, Crowley?" "Don't stop." "Come on, let's get going." "JAMIE:" "Mom wouldn't like you sticking price tags on the goldfish." "I'm not sticking price tags on the goldfish, Einstein." "I'm putting them in a separate bowl." "It's a garage sale, you don't have to sell your pets." "I thought you were gone, Mom." "My ride didn't pick me up." "I called a cab, but it never came." "I'm gonna call again." "Look at this stuff." "We'll be out of the poor house in no time." "DOTTY:" "I would choose my words more carefully, darling." "This is only a property tax increase, not pounding at the door by Simon Legree." " Mother, did Jerry from the garage call?" "DOTTY:" "Yeah, right after you left." "He went on and on about all mechanical things." " I didn't understood a word he said." " How much?" " Three hundred and fifty." " Oh!" "There go the goldfish." "Forget it." "The goldfish are going to be fine." "Hello?" "Yes." "Uh, this is Mrs. King, 4247 Maplewood." "I called for a cab about half an hour ago and it still isn't here." "Well, 15 minutes ago would have been perfect." "But if you could send it now, I'd appreciate it." "All right." "I'm waiting, thank you." "Goodbye." "All right, fellas, you, uh, have a" "What have you got all over your hands?" "Uh, we put some stainer on our old baseball bats." "We're going to cash in on the antique craze." "Oh, fellas." "Okay, give me a kiss." "Don't touch me." " Bye-bye, Mother." "Have fun." " Bye, sweetheart." "Don't worry about them." "I'll read them their rights." "AMANDA:" "Good idea." "[DOTTY SIGHS]" ""Just a simple trade-off," he said." ""Give her the ID phrase." "Give her the money, she'll give you the microfilm."" " Not so simple." " No, not so simple." "The phrase was "hold me."" "The woman that I thought was my contact turned out to be a vice cop with the Metro cop shop." "And things got out of hand pretty quick after that, believe me." "BEAMAN:" "Hope the transmitter survived." " Yeah." "Get the damn thing off of me." "I was supposed to pick up Amanda an hour ago." "Actually, it shouldn't take but a couple hours to brief the king." "Make him feel welcome and review the world-status report we complied on Cap D'Far." "This isn't much of a status report, Billy." "BILLY:" "Cap D'Far is not much of a country." "She's about the size of Rhode Island population of less than a thousand and strategically a zero." "But King Edmund has a vote in the U.N. and sometimes we need that vote." "Wait a minute, Billy, it says here that Cap D'Far's only export is fish bones." "You got it." "The bones are crushed into a pulp that's formed into a cuttlebone." "You see them in bird cages." "Birds use them to sharpen their beaks." "I said it wasn't much of a country." "Edmund Spencer is a sovereign king, but he's not what you have in mind." "Royalty is royalty, Billy." "Well, get lucky?" "[CHUCKLES]" "I hear you had a little run-in with the boys and girls in blue, Scarecrow." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "Girls?" "The one who jumped me could go one-on-one with the Refrigerator." "BEAMAN:" "This appears to be busted, Mr. Stetson." "That's not the only thing." "I take it you didn't tell Francine everything about King Eddie." "BILLY:" "I didn't have the heart." "Poor thing." "Francine sees herself as Grace Kelly meeting Prince Rainier for the first time." "You didn't tell her about your last brush with King Eddie?" "What was it, about 10 years ago?" "You went undercover as his sideman for the D.C. Jazz Festival." "Saxophone, right?" "That file is closed, Scarecrow." "What was your code name again?" "Uh, Billy the Bopper, something like that?" " Billy Blue Note." " Heh." "Here, wipe your face." "I'm going to need an M-13 malfunction report on this." "Why don't you fill it out, Beaman." "I'm in a rush." "What did you get in this thing?" "[SIGHS]" " I don't know, champagne, turpentine." " I won't ask." "Here, a John Doe found at the municipal refuse center." "Deceased." "Let's see...." "Sanded fingerprints and bent passport." "No Boy Scout." "Which is exactly why State wants to find out who he is." "And you know how edgy they can be these days." "LEE:" "Hmm." "The man had this matchbook with him with "Terry Wall" written on the inside." "There are three people with that name in the D.C. area." " So check it out." " All right." "I'll get on it." "I'm an hour late picking Amanda up." "If you go to meet Amanda, have her give you a hand." "The work is piling up." "Knowing King Eddie, Francine won't last two rounds with him and then I'll have to find someone to replace her." "[CHUCKLES]" "What about Billy Blue Note?" "Button it." "Hello, Mrs. Marston." "MARSTON:" "Amanda King's been trying to reach you." "Ah, I'll bet she has." "Heh." "Good morning, Mrs. Marston." "And don't you say anything that might make me say something that I would soon regret." "[CHUCKLES]" "You know, I have never understood that expression." "If you're mad enough to say it, why should you regret it?" "AMANDA:" "Let me tell you something." "I have a property tax bill that's due in a few days." "My lawn mower and my station wagon have made a suicide pact and my boys are gonna have to put their tiny goldfish on the auction block." "All because somebody who was supposed to give me a ride to the bank to see the loan officer forgot to pick me up." "I'm sorry." "Why don't you try the agency credit union?" "They won't give me a loan." "You have to be a full-time agent." "LEE:" "We can work it out." " Oh, come on." "I'll cosign." " You would?" " Yeah, I sure would." "AMANDA:" "Well, thank you very much" " But I can't do it right now." "I've got a little ID check to make." "You see this fellow here?" " As of right now, he's a John Doe." " Oh." "And none of the agencies have anything on him." "But we've got three leads, so follow me." " I could use your help." "AMANDA:" "You have lipstick on your face." "Lipstick." " Ahem, yeah." " Oh, uh...." "Thank you very much, Mrs. Marston." " Uh, really, it's very innocent, uh" " It's okay." "It's not your color anyway." "Go ahead, now." "SORIAKHOF:" "The gunman was a pro." "A freak accident killed him." "My sources indicate that was a very clumsy action today, Crowley." "Moscow is not happy." "Moscow is halfway around the world." "I've got bigger problems right here." "Your only problem is eliminating that ludicrous king of yours." "If there is tantalum beneath Cap D'Far, we want control of the entire island without King Edmund on the throne." "Look, if the doctor's diagnosis is correct Eddie's brain tumor will take care of him, sooner or later." "We insist on sooner." "You know that." "Later is better." "Trust me." "The king came to the States for more than the, uh, Jazz festival and CAT scan." "What are you saying?" "Does this affect our plan?" "No, Soriakhof." "We're following the same game plan, but with a new wrinkle." "[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]" "FRANCINE:" "Excuse me?" " Yes, ma'am." "Uh, yes, could you help me, please." "I'm looking for, uh, 3085 Danton Street." " This is it." " Uh" "Something wrong?" "I'm sorry, there must be some mistake." "I'm looking for the Cap D'Far Embassy." "Uh-huh, well, that's the embassy, apartment 114." "No, I don't think you understand." "I said I'm looking for an embassy." "As I said, ma'am, that is the Cap D'Far Embassy." "[ALL CHEERING]" "CROWLEY:" "And that is her king, Edmund Spencer." "I don't believe it." "[PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]" "I'll be happy to introduce you to His Majesty if you like or maybe I can help." "Lester Crowley, ambassador from Cap D'Far." "[ALL CHEERING]" "Mr. Wall, would you just take a minute to look at this picture?" "WALL:" "Don't you think I know who you are and what you're up to?" "I'm trying to find out if you know who the dead man is in this picture." "Pal, you're wasting your time with a stupid story of some corpse having my name in his pocket." "You'll say you're a cop, I should go to identify this guy." " No." "You got this all wrong." " The minute we leave one of your buddies comes out of the bushes and repossesses my truck." " What?" " I'm tired of being hassled, all right?" "No more stories." " Just take the truck." " Believe me, I" "Oh!" "Oh." "I'm sorry." "Uh, this greasy sucker just slipped right out of my hand." " This never happened before." " Heh, yeah." " Do you mind?" " No." "[LEE SIGHS]" "Anything that you could tell us would really be a big help." "Listen, doll-face, you don't have to play games with T. Wall." "Don't be embarrassed." "Shoe guys and lonely ladies often get together over inventory" "Look, could you just take a look at this picture, please?" "Please, you better be careful." "I've got an extremely jealous old lady." "Oh, you really have the wrong idea." "Okay." "The neighbor says that Terry Wall does live in that brick house." "[LEE SIGHS]" "I don't believe this." "Ten years of international intrigue I'm playing tag with a psychotic truck owner and a Romeo shoe salesman." "The kid will probably turn out to be Damian." "There's the house, Your Majesty." "EDMUND:" "Ah." "I don't know." "I don't like the vibrations." "That's probably him." "What do you want to do?" "I don't know." "I'm thinking." "The direct approach didn't work." "Let's wait and talk to the boy first." " Follow him while I think of a new angle." " Right." "Okay, look, we can't just follow him all day." "Yeah, he's just a kid." "Look, let's talk to his mother first." " So why don't you let me drive." " Okay." "I don't like that much." " What?" " That car." "EDMUND:" "Hey, wait a minute, I want to talk to you." " That can't be Eddie?" " Oh." "[TIRES SCREECH]" "EDMUND:" "Terry, hold up, son." "[TIRES SCREECH]" "I'm sorry about that." "I want to talk to you." " Are you all right?" "TERRY:" "What's going on?" "Get away from him!" "What's the matter with you?" " Are you out of your mind?" "EDMUND:" "Get out of here, hurry up!" "You're sure you've never seen this guy before?" "Nope." "He sure was weird, though." " You gonna be all right?" " Yeah." "The front wheel isn't." "Blew a tire." "AMANDA:" "Hmm." " You really swing a mean purse, lady." " I'm a mother." "That's just instinct." " Anyway, take care." " All right." "Be careful." "TERRY:" "See you." " Bye-bye." "You know who the guy was that you clobbered?" " No, who?" " It was Edmund Spencer." " Who's that?" " The King of Cap D'Far." " What?" " Yeah, Scarecrow to Melrose." "Yeah, mm-hm, I'll wait." "[SIGHS]" " That guy was a king?" " Yes." "Where is Cap D'Far?" "Cap D'Far is a practically nonexistent country." "He comes here every couple of years to play at the D.C. Jazz Festival and to charm the U.S. out of a little foreign aid." "AMANDA:" "Wait just a minute." "What was he doing following that kid?" "He was no ordinary kid." "He is a kid whose name was in the pocket of a dead hit man." "Yeah, Billy, Scarecrow." "[OVER SPEAKER] Something strange is going on with your friend King Eddie." "He's supposed to be rehearsing for the festival at the Civic Center Club." "Why don't you get down there and have Amanda speak to the boy's mother." "Billy, King Eddie is a friend of the State Department." "If he's in any way tied to the John Doe that they pulled out of the city dump it is trouble, any way you toss it." "There is one person that I know of who could get close to him." "No." "No, don't even suggest it." "When you were assigned to him, he never knew your connection with the agency." "You could use the same cover." "Ah!" "All right, I guess I can dust off the old ax off." "Good, I know you'd do it." "Billy, if there's a connection between the dead man and the king then this is a whole new ball game." "I'll handle it." "Why don't you go home and clean yourself up?" "Yeah, I'll do that." "And I'll have you know I'm putting in for hazard pay on this one." "Well, Francine, uh, I'm sorry I didn't warn you about the king's lifestyle." "Style?" "Oh, no, this has nothing to do with style." "The next time you send me out to meet royalty, I'll know what to wear." "I'll wear a Hawaiian shirt and a bota bag." "Think you got problems?" "Just be glad you don't play saxophone." "[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]" "I can't believe it, Crowley." "I've waited so long to see my son and then I end up scaring him to death and getting mugged by some broad." "It's all that bad karma, man." "It's catching up to me." "Sir, you should be in bed, resting." "Why not pass on this rehearsal and let me make arrangements for you to talk with the boy." "Thank you, that's very kind and I dig it." "But, no, let me worry about the boy." "You worry about getting us some ladies and some 90-horsepower blenders for the party tonight." "CROWLEY:" "But, sir, your health." "Crowley, go back to the embassy and order some party hats or something, eh?" "Well, go on." "All right, guys, something in E-flat?" "One, two...." "[BAND PLAYING SOFT JAZZ MUSIC]" "What are you doing here?" "Our engineers at the Institute of Metallurgy have finished analyzing those core samples from Cap D'Far." " Good stuff, huh?" " Yes, Mr. Crowley, good stuff." "Better than anyone could have imagined, in fact." " A little bonus might be in order." " Don't start with me." "We're not bartering cuttlebone curios here." "We have a deal." "Things change." "Mr. Crowley, you are a very insignificant part of this operation." "If you become a problem, we may run out of patience and generosity." "Understood?" "Oh." "Ahem." "The king's illness will take care of him." "The boy, though, is a problem particularly if he were to return to Cap D'Far." "He won't." "I know." "I'm going to personally make sure of that." "[SIGHS]" "Hello, Mrs. Wall?" "Yes, can I help you?" "I'm sorry." "I don't mean to stare, but you look so familiar." " Uh, a lot of people tell me that." " Well, I am very sorry." "Excuse me, my name is Amanda King." "I was, um, down the street when your son, Terry, had the accident" " You must be the lady with the purse." " Heh, yeah, that's me." " Terry hasn't stopped talking about it." " I know." "You're Veronica, uh, Armstrong from the soap opera." "The laugh gave you away." "SANDRA:" "Hospital Romance." " Uh-huh." " You've got a good memory." " Oh." " You still watch?" " No, but my mother does." "She's gonna be crazy when I tell her Nurse Veronica lives in Arlington." "Oh, I admit, it's fun to be recognized after all these years." "Hmm, yeah." "Whatever happened to Dr. Berkowitz?" "Wasn't it Dr. Berkowitz, the psychiatrist" "Oh, he died right after I left the show." "It was either an x-ray machine falling on him or the gout that did him in." "Oh, no, it was the x-ray machine because that was no accident." "[CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]" "[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]" "All right." "Hey, like the phoenix rising from the ashes." "It's my main man, Billy Blue Note." " Good to see you, king." " Hey!" "Every time I hit town for the fest, I look you up, but no Billy Blue Note." "It's like you just disappeared into the night, BBN." "Well, I, uh, stopped playing a while and did some traveling." "Oh, man, we've got some rapping to do." "But first, BBN, how about another big hug?" "[EDMUND LAUGHS]" "Let's play something nice." "You guys know Billy Blue Note?" "King, the only reason I came up here is because I heard you were in town." "Yes, well, it's like Thelonius himself sent you down." "Man, I've got some heavy stuff coming down on me and you're just the man I need to conference with." "But first, let's two old buds play something nice." "Just remember, it's been a long time." "With amigos, it's always like yesterday." "All right, our favorite, in G." "One, two." "A one, two, three." "[PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]" "[SCOFFS]" "Wonder where they hang the decorating awards." "Hmm." "[SIGHS]" ""Bart Williams Blows His Horn."" "Class." "Aha." "The world-famous lettuce vault." "No price too high for security." "Iron 83.2 percent." "Manganese 16.8 percent." "Why would a dead man have Terry's name in his pocket?" "That's what we'll try to find out." "You sure he's going to be here?" "After he finishes his deliveries, he comes for a milkshake." " Who were those men?" " You're never gonna believe this." "But it was the king of a little out-of-the-way country called Cap D'Far." " Oh, my God, Edmund Spencer." " You know King Edmund?" "A double dog, chili fries...." " There he is." " And a Chocko Blocko shake." "Thanks." "Don't say a word, just come with me." " Uh, no, no, don't." " Ah!" "Get in the car, go to the back of the hamburger stand." "Trust me, go on." "Uh, excuse me." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry, I think you got my order." " Give her the order." " I'd rather give it to you." " Unh!" " Come on, come on." "LEE:" "You're sure no one followed you?" "Good work, Amanda." "No, don't take him home." "Take him directly to my apartment." "The key is under the potted palm." "Yeah, I'll get back there as soon as I can." "Don't worry." "Calm down." "Good work." " That was Amanda." " Hmm." "Some guy just tried to nab Terry Wall at a hamburger stand." "Oh, and Amanda scared them off?" "The guy ended up on the wrong end of a Chocko Blocko shake, and they lost him." " Huh?" " That's what she said." "Don't ask me." "Lee, if it doesn't work out for you here in the agency, I suggest pharmacology." "Your handwriting is delightfully hieroglyphic." "I didn't have time to cross my T's or dot my I's, T.P. Do you know what that is?" "Depending on how one interprets your writing uh, it could be the formula for denture adhesive synthetic marshmallow topping, or tantalum." " Tantalum?" "The strategic metal?" " Yeah." "The most corrosive-resistant metal known to man." "It's very essential for nuclear reactors, jets, missiles." " It's very important stuff." " Damn hard to find too." "Yeah." "Right again." "Only three countries in the world have limited reserves." "About a week ago, an unconfirmed report came down the pipe about the Russians discovering a new source of tantalum, and a lot of it." "Then if your hieroglyphics are correct little, teeny, weeny, Cap D'Far is absolutely loaded." "King Edmund is sitting right on top of it." "[CROWD WHOOPING]" "[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Hey!" "The chicks are running the bulls in Pamplona, and I was the bull." "So I noticed." "[GROANS]" " Are you feeling all right?" " Oh, I feel fine." "You look a little stale." "Hey, come on, get outside, a little of this champagne, and join the party." "Speaking of champagne, I really think you...." "[GRUNTING]" "Lockwood Neurological." "Stand back, don't crowd." "What are you saying?" "What's the problem?" "The problem is there is no solution." "It's Tapsville, BBN." "Time to play the coda one more time and head for home, baby." "Make sense." "What's wrong?" "Eddy?" "Eddy?" "[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]" "They've got the king stabilized." "More shock than anything else." "I guess he hadn't been sleeping for the last three or four days." "They don't even want to keep him overnight." "He was due for some testing today, but then he postponed to have a party." "What sort of testing?" "They said confidential, so I didn't want to get official on them." "But this is a neurological facility." "This is where he wanted to come." "Billy, did he say anything about discovering tantalum in Cap D'Far?" "The only thing he told me was that he might be dying." " Strange." " Very." "A John Doe who might be a hit man is found with the name of a paperboy in his pocket." "The king of a useless country is trying to make contact with the same boy." "Now you tell me that the kid almost got snatched." "Yup." "What ties this all together?" "It has to be the tantalum." "No argument." "I'll stay here till the king regains consciousness." "Get back to your apartment and talk to that boy." "Okay." "This is the third time we've run into each other." "I'm beginning to doubt it's a coincidence." "It isn't." "We're with the agency." "What were you and King Edmund up to when you stopped that paperboy?" "As the ambassador from Cap D'Far, I have diplomatic privileges which were trampled upon by your friend when he broke into our embassy." "I'll be filing a protest." "I might wrap your diplomatic privileges around your neck and give them a twist." " What's your connection to Terry Wall?" " Ask the king." "Let him go, Lee." "Let him go." "I'll talk to Edmund, if I get a chance." "To make a long story short, Edmund is my former husband." "Terry's father." " Does Terry know?" " I didn't want to complicate his life." "As far as he knows, his father was a musician who died after his birth." "And until now the king hasn't ever tried to contact him?" "Sure." "He used to phone every week begging to see him and as hard as it was, I always said no." "I guess I was afraid he'd take Terry back to Cap D'Far." "And when everything else fell apart, my son was all I had." "I just couldn't take the chance." "I met Edmund in Monte Carlo one glorious summer when I was young and ready for something." "Eddie was something." "It sort of felt like a B-movie version of the Prince Rainier-Grace Kelly story." "Terry was on the way before I set foot on Cap D'Far." "Five hundred square miles of sand lizards and gull guano." "That, and a steady diet of Miles Davis sort of took the shine off the apple." "Listen, Sandra, Terry may be in very grave danger." "A metal called tantalum has been discovered on Cap D'Far." "We need it for missiles, jet engines." "So do the Soviets." "Whoever controls Cap D'Far can name his own price." "SANDRA:" "What's Terry got to do with this?" "Terry is heir to the throne." " No one has to know that." " I'm afraid they already do." "Remember, the dead man had Terry's name in his pocket." "And they just tried to grab him at the hamburger stand." "SANDRA:" "He's a boy, for God's sake." "LEE:" "And a prince whose father is a king who has a seat at the U.N. and an embassy here in D.C." "Now, Edmund wants Terry to wear that crown after he's gone." "That's why he tried to contact him without you interfering." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Terry?" "Terry?" "[ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS]" "[ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES]" "[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Some vitamin A for my saxophone-playing spy?" "Oh, you really had me fooled, Billy Blue Note." " Nothing personal, Your Majesty." " It's all right." "About the tantalum." "You really didn't know it was discovered in your country?" "Rocks are rocks, man." "It must have been the engineers I hired from Colorado to look for water who found it." "Well, then, why didn't you get the engineering company's assay report?" "Everything from the States passes through the embassy first." "Then your ambassador was the only one..." " ...that knew about the tantalum." " Well, sure, but Crowley's george." "We'll see." "I'm having the agency doing a head-to-toe on him." "I thought I was leaving my son his heritage, and he ends up in this mess." "This is not the way to become father of the year." "[MUSIC STOPS]" "You're positive that agent saw the assay report?" "CROWLEY:" "I'm not going to assume he didn't." "What is the American expression?" ""Drop back 10 and punt"?" "CROWLEY:" "We've been dealt a better hand." "Or we could dig in and take them both out." "[inaudible DIALOGUE]" "[TRUMPET PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]" "I figured you'd be bigger." "With, um, dark curly hair." "I used to have dark, curly hair when I was your age." " Are you really a king?" " That's what it says on my license." "Listen, Terry, this is not the way I wanted this to go down." "Of course not." "We were going to get together toss a football around maybe catch a movie, then get some pizza, right?" "Spend an hour catching up on a lifetime." "All right." "All right, you take your best shot, son." "Yes, I've earned it." " Forget it." " No, you stay." "You stay." "Don't go away." "Listen to me, we've got to start somewhere, huh?" " Okay." " Okay." "Start by telling me how come I never heard about you?" "Never saw you?" " Knew I had a father who was a king?" " Yes, well...." "Your mother thought it would be easier for you if you didn't have to worry about some father who is 8000 miles away." "She must have been right, heh." "You look like quite a together kid." "God, this is weird." "Yeah." "Real weird." "I heard about that man that tried to get you." "I never would have come if I thought anything was going to happen to you." "I'm okay, really." "I tried to look up Cap D'Far in the encyclopedia." "[CHUCKLING]" " It's not there." " Ha, ha." "I keep forgetting to send back that questionnaire to the encyclopedia." "But it's no biggie." "Do you like music?" " Yeah, sometimes." " Good." "Good." "[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]" "Are you really dying?" "Ah, there are worse things." "A noble attitude, Your Majesty." "This is Melrose here." "Priority 1, please." "Abort." "The subject has just arrived." "Thank you, over and out." "LEE:" "Terry?" " Never showed up." " Where's Amanda?" " Behind me with Sandra." "I've got some interesting info from the king's doctor." "Hmm." "[HORN HONKS]" "The king is suffering from an overload of Vitamin A?" " Is that all?" " Apparently, too much vitamin A causes a condition that mimics the early signs of a brain tumor." "Heh, you be careful how you break the news to him, huh?" "It might do him in." "Amanda, look, they've got Terry." "[TIRES SCREECH]" "SANDRA:" "No!" " Stop." " Let him go." "Get in." "Come on." "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[HORN HONKS]" "AMANDA:" "Come on, come on!" "LEE:" "What is it?" "AMANDA:" "Follow the van." "BILLY:" "Go." "How long before we're airborne?" "Fifteen minutes." "We'll be cruising at 12,000 feet." "High enough." "You won't feel a thing when you hit." "Look, look." "You can have me and all the rocks you want on Cap D'Far." " Just leave them alone." " Don't try to be heroic, Eddie." "It's so uncharacteristic." "[EDMUND GRUNTS]" "All right, get him inside." "Move." "CROWLEY:" "Inside." " We'd better go around the back." " Yeah." "[SANDRA GRUNTS]" " Oh, Eddie, are you all right?" " I'm fine." "I just put a down payment on the ranch, Sandra." "Being alive, in any condition, is groovy." "Besides, I always wanted to do something for my son." "Now, let's figure out how we can get out of this mess, huh?" "Amanda, you stay here in case..." " ...we need you to go get some help." " Right." "Help!" "Help!" "Something's happened to the king!" " Please help us!" " He stopped breathing!" " Call a doctor." "Please!" "TERRY:" "Help!" "Please, help!" "SANDRA:" "The man is dying." "[DOORKNOB CLICKS]" "[SORIAKHOF GRUNTS]" "CROWLEY:" "Stop right there." "I said stop!" "[SIGHS]" "Tsk, he took the keys." "LEE:" "Crowley." "[GUNSHOT]" "[GUNFIRE NEARBY]" "[GROANS]" "BILLY:" "Hold it." "This way." "CROWLEY:" "Don't anyone even breathe hard." "No one is going anywhere this time." "EDMUND:" "This is between us, Crowley." "LEE:" "That's far enough, Crowley." "CROWLEY:" "Hold it there." "Now, you let us go, or I'm going to shoot." "You're not going to make it out of here, Crowley, so hand the gun over now." "Look, all you need is me." "Let them go." "I'm warning you." "LEE:" "Crowley!" "[GUNSHOT]" "[GRUNTING]" "LEE:" "Amanda." "[CROWLEY GROANS]" " Eddie, you hit bad?" " Heh, everything is cool, BBN." "SANDRA:" "Oh, Eddie." "You don't follow orders very well." "Well, I know, I'll try to work on that." " See you later." " Yeah." "[EDMUND GRUNTS]" "Okay." "Come on." "It's true." "Cap D'Far was first settled by swashbucklers." "Mutinous swashbucklers, mind you, but bloody big heroes, all of them." "Well, we've all got it in the blood." "Guess they weren't too hot at dodging bullets." "Your father always took chances." " Some things never change." " Yes, and some things do." "Did you ask your mom?" "Ask me what?" "Well, the king" "Dad wants me to come to Cap D'Far." "I'd really like to go, Mom." " For how long?" " A week, in June." "The surfing is rotten the rest of the year." "What are you doing in June?" "[CHUCKLES]" " Hey, Billy, my man!" "BILLY:" "Ha, ha." "It's an hour before curtain, bro." "Sorry, Eddie." "Billy Blue Note is retired." "Oh, well, not if his country wants some of the tantalum I've got." "No way, man." "No way." "[PLAYS COMEDIC TUNE]" "I see you took a firm stand, Billy Blue Note." "Nice work." "If we'll keep diplomatic relations with Cap D'Far you have to learn how to play this thing." "[ALL LAUGH]" "One, two, three." "[PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]" "I got a feeling everybody is going to live happily ever after." "[English" " US" " SDH]"