"I'm Misa." "Magical Girl Pixy Misa!" "Mistress Ramia ordered me to bully the magical girl, Sammy but unfortunately, things aren't going too well." "However!" "I'm sly, and not fair!" "This time I'll get Sammy, for sure!" "Ramia, watch over me from the heavens!" "Don't make it sound like I'm dead!" "Talent for Trouble" "The experiment has begun." "The Super GPS camera is on." "Good." "Zoom in." "Closer!" "Closer, closer!" "There." "That's better." "That's a bit too close." "I don't think we need to see the roots." "Okay, stop right there." "V!" "Oh, great!" "Wonderful!" "Fantastic!" "Astounding precision, Professor Washu." "You're the greatest genius in America!" "No!" "You've fallen behind in your studies, Mr. President." "I am the SUPER genius of all mankind!" "Oh, I'm the President." "She has you there, sir!" "With this satellite our country will have mastery of the skies!" "Just a minute, Mr. President and assistant!" " You plan to use this for military purposes?" " Yes... well, uh..." "Yes." "Professor!" "We'll take over the research from this point!" "You're such a pain." "Okay." "What have you done?" "I just blew up the satellite." "You got it!" "What?" "!" "Blew up the satellite?" "!" "Our 60 billion dollar project...!" "All gone." "Mr. President!" "Peace is best!" "Newspaper!" "Thanks." "A mysterious magical girl has appeared in Tokyo." "Magic?" "I know what I'm gonna research next." "President..." "First of all..." "I'll be leaving for Japan now." "Wait!" "Wait a second!" "What about the project?" "!" "When the heck did she construct that?" "!" "While you and your assistant were on your nightly dates." " Assistant!" " Mr. President!" "Oh, my goodness...!" "I'll be in touch with my new address." "I'll leave everything up to you." "Professor...!" "Oh, yeah." "Next time we meet, call me Washu-chan." "Washu-chan!" "This probably means the end for our country." "Boys and girls." "Don't be surprised." "We're going to have a special instructor from the U.S." "Um, you can act a little surprised." " From America!" " That's great!" "I guess she'll speak English, huh?" "Yeah, perfectly." " That is so cool!" " Yeah." "English is so neat." "What do you want?" "Hiroto, I want you." "What are you talking about?" "Shoot, you make a girl so embarrassed!" "But even so, je t'aime." "That isn't English, is it...?" "Teacher, tell us about the instructor." "Let's see." "Her name is Washu Fitzgerald Kobayashi." " Huh?" " It sounds kind of Japanese." "What is it, Sasami?" "I saw something shining." "Her major is science, so she'll be teaching our science class." "She's twelve years old..." "What?" "!" "Twelve years old?" "!" "She's just a kid!" "There must be some mistake!" "But..." "A rocket!" "What the heck is that?" "!" "It's closing in on us!" "Everyone duck!" "I'm the only one not under cover!" "W-what's that rocket doing here?" "!" "It's against the rules to come to school by rocket!" "There's no such rule!" "Huh?" "People of Japan..." "Hello!" "I'm Washu-chan!" "I think that's Miss Washu." " That girl is..." "...our teacher?" "!" "You!" "Got a problem?" "!" "What?" "!" "Uh, no!" "Let's take a look." "I'll use my handmade fish roll telescope." "Seems like a nice teacher." "Aha, now I see." "She seems like one happy teacher." "Don't you think so, Ramia?" "Is she asleep?" "Then I have no choice." "Tsunami..." "She's dreaming about me." "Oh, Ramia..." "I'll get something to cover her up with." "Tsunami..." "I'm gonna kill you!" "I'm Principal Miura." "Where are you looking?" "I'm sure you think I'm old-fashioned but Washu something- or-other Kobayashi?" "Yo!" "You graduated from M.I.T. when you were 10 so what are you doing here?" "I'm on a journey to explore the depths of Truth..." "It is the nature of the solitary hunter." "That's a simplified explanation." "Study" "Aha, Sri Lanka." "We at Umi no Hoshi Elementary School would like to hire you on as our special science instructor." "What do you think?" "Okay." "Teachers' salaries in Japan are low, you know." "Well, okay, okay..." "Okie-dokie, let's play hockey." "Great." "Thank you, thank you." "I'll start teaching today." "Catch you later." "I fell asleep." "I'm Principal Miura." "Grade 4, Division 3" "Okay, how do we read these characters?" ""Tensai" (Natural Disaster)" "Excuse me!" "Oh." "Yes, can I help you, um Instructor Washu Fitzgerald Kobayashi?" "I came to introduce myself, as the new instructor." "All right, out of my way." "That hurts!" "People in 4-3." "I'm the genius girl from America, Washu Fitz..." "That's not how "Genius" is spelled!" "I'm the genius girl from America." ""Tensai Oneesan" (Genius Girl)" "She's nothing but a kid." "You're being a little rash there, Konoha." "Huh?" "How do you know my name?" "!" "I'm completely aware of the data on you all." "After all, I am..." "A genius!" ""Tensai Oneesan (Genius Girl)"" " What the heck's with her?" " Who knows." "I came here for just one reason." "And that is..." "Magical Girl Pretty Sammy." "I want to research Sammy's magic so I can develop completely new theories." "I want to meet her!" "Is that right?" "Where is Sammy?" "I have no idea!" "Are you certain?" "Yes." "Oh, no!" "What's gotten into her?" "!" "Why?" "!" "Doesn't anybody know?" "!" "Oh, no!" "What is that?" "Tsunami..." "I'll get you." " Here, the flowers, Ramia." " Sooner or later I'll get you." "I'll get you where it counts!" "Sis!" "Sis!" "What should we do this week, Sis?" "Sis!" " Do it!" " Huh?" "Do it right!" "Okay, then." "We'll do it, that's all." "But..." "What is it we have to do?" "Science Lab" "Okay, everybody." "Starting today, I, Washu Fitzgerald Kobayashi will teach the science class." "How come I've been forced to stand at the back of the class?" "Were you forced back here, too?" "Isn't it cruel?" "And to think that I'm a teacher!" "F-forget it." " Student A." " Yes?" "Where have you gotten to in class?" "Um..." "Extracting starch from potatoes." "S-s-starch?" "!" "I've mastered all of modern science, and now..." "Potatoes... and starch?" "!" "I can't bear it!" "Such worthless science!" "But this is class time!" "Silence!" "All right, I'm gonna change the plan drastically." "But the text...!" "Students can't develop their individuality if we stick to the text!" "Prepare all your chemicals." "I'm going to show you how wonderful true science can be." "Come on!" "Hurry up and do it!" "Yes!" "Anyway, I've got to do something." "Because disobeying my sister spells big trouble." "Something blew up, Professor!" "Okay." "Just as I thought." "I've developed a strange liquid!" "No problem!" "Perfect!" "Taste this, Professor." "Try a little more soy sauce." "What does this have to do with science experiments?" "And something stinks!" "It's terrible!" "Swaying, swaying, your heart is swaying." "Moving, swaying, feel it swaying." "Girls' Washroom" "Swaying, swaying my head is swaying." "Aah!" "I've gotta go!" "I can't stop this smoke!" "This strange liquid melted the floor!" "Okay, splendid effort!" "This is quite different from the class I had planned." "Precisely what I had in mind." "According to my data, the fastest way to meet Pretty Sammy is to create a disturbance at this school." "All right, come on out, Sammy!" "And use your magic, Sammy!" "Sammy!" "What the...?" "You're...!" "Hello!" "W-w-what's with that hair?" "!" "I changed my image!" " Was it funny, or what?" " What does it matter?" "!" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Unbelievable magic reaction!" "Why?" "!" "What exactly are you?" "!" "I am Pixy Misa!" "I continually seek out a confusion known as chaos!" "I am the goddess of destruction!" "That's what I am, in a word." "You mean, you're a magical girl?" "Yes!" "That's right." "If you're a magical girl then I've got no complaints!" "I'll gladly research you!" "I don't want to be part of your mad scientist experiments!" "Calling Mystics!" "It's blinding me!" "Come on, Chemistry Girl!" "H, He, Li, Be!" "A Love-love Monster!" "What's so " love-love" about it?" "!" "Wow, I'm getting incredible numbers from her, too!" "Excuse me." "Where are your feet, Chemistry Girl?" "Those things are mere decoration." "I have no need for them." "I see." "Sink this science girl in the seas of chaos!" "Experiments, experiments!" "Experiments are fun!" "Here it comes!" "Incredible magic!" "What?" "!" "It's starch!" "Starch!" "This girl will sink in a sea of starch!" " S-stop it!" " She's a mixed-up teacher, but..." "Be quiet!" "Any one who opposes me..." " Experiments are fun!" "Oh, yeah!" "...will sink into Starch Hell!" "Like her." "Great!" "Incredible!" "Never seen energy like this!" "Hey, you'd better start worrying!" "Or torturing you is pointless!" "I'll tell the teacher!" "Even though that's me..." "What should I do?" "!" "What should I...?" "!" "Sasami!" "Transform into Pretty Sammy!" "Sasami!" "Ryo-Ohki!" "Transform into Pretty Sammy!" "You hid there all along, to tell me that?" "Sasami!" "Transform into Pretty...!" "People might notice." "Let's go into the hall." "Sasami!" "Pretty Mutation Magical Recall!" "Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!" "It almost looks kind of fun." "This is no time to fool around!" "You're putting on a brave face, but it's all over." "Good-bye, scientist." "Stop right there!" "Count on Sammy when it comes to science!" "Pretty Sammy!" "I'll come, even in the middle of an experiment!" "Hooray." "I've been waiting." "So that's Pretty Sammy!" "Sammy, this time you're going down!" "Chemistry Girl will get you!" "I won't let that freak get me!" "Wrong!" "This is the end of Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!" "Starting next week..." "Pixy Misa and the diary of her glutinous journeys!" "You think you can get good ratings with THAT show?" "!" "Enough back talk!" "All right, Chemistry Girl!" "Show us something cool!" "Will do!" "No need to hold back, Chemistry Girl!" "Okay." "What are you doing?" "!" "Hurry and do it!" "I can't!" "Why not?" "I can't move." "I'm a flask." "That can't be!" " Here's your chance, Sammy!" " Right!" "Oh, brother." "The same old thing." "Oh, well." "Just get it over with." "Miss Misa!" " It's over for you!" " T-that's not fair!" "Pretty..." "Coquettish..." "Bomber!" "Don't try dangerous experiments!" "You did it!" "Aah!" "My data!" "My precious data!" "My data!" "Bye, everyone." "See you next week!" "Morning already...?" "Hello?" "Sis?" "I'm sorry." "Was this your doing?" "!" "You did this on your own?" "!" "That's why the balance has recovered again!" " Oh, I understand." "I get it." "Get your butt back here!" " But Sis, you said..." "Got that?" "!" "Flowers... a dream...!" "Drat!" "Pretty animated teacher, huh?" "Yeah, but she is going to try to spy on Sammy's secret, right?" "Yeah." "I'll have to watch out." "Hi, Sasami." "You're home." "Teacher...!" "I came over for a visit." "Sasami, this is Miss Washu." "She just moved next door today." "She brought some soba noodles." "You can call me Washu-chan!" "Oh, Washu-chan, is it?" "That's right!" "I'm pooped!" "I can't believe she moved next door!" "This is gonna be tough, from now on." "Huh?" "Hi, Sasami!" "What are you doing?" "I was feeling good, so I thought I'd play my guitar." "Want to hear?" "No thanks." "Shoot." "She's no fun at all." " Now you can never let your guard down." " This stinks!" "Sammy..." "Sammy." "I won't give up!" "I'll find your secret." "I'll find the secret of magic." "Once again, the girl you're watching isn't the real me." "It's a girl that was made up for you and for our love." "You like my honesty." "That's what you say but it's an illusion." "Deceiving others is a way of life." "It's a woman's romance." "I love you more than anyone." "I want to show you a wonderful dream." "I love you so much." "I'm going to keep deceiving you." "I'll make you happier than any other guy in the world." "I go to Misao's house to sleep over." "And there, I'm greeted by a ghost?" "!" "N-no problem!" "Because I have my magic!" "Coming next:" "Mid-Summer Santa." "Count on Sammy for ghost extermination!"