"****" "*******" "Hi,and welcome back to another episode of T¨¦/¨¦vision Educative." "Tonight,I will show you how dreams are prepared." "people think it's a very simple and easy process but it's a bit more complicated than that." "As you can see,a very delicate combination of complex ingredients is the key." "First,we put in some random thoughts." "And then we add a little bit of reminiscences of the day mixed with some memories from the past." "That's for two people." "Love,friendships,relationships,and all those "ships"  together with songs you heard during the day things you saw and also...personal." "okay. okay,I think it's one." "There it goes." "Yes." "Yes." "okay,we have to run." "I'm talking quietly to not wake myself up." "I'm with my dad." "Yes,Dad." "I remember." "My father was there." "It's nice to see him hea/thy and norma/ again." "I a/most forgot how he /ooked." "Handsome,no?" "Oh,yeah,oh yeah,we're in a concert." "A Duke E//ington concert." "Yes,my man,Duke E//ington." "THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP" "And the band starts to p/ay." "Bass,drums and a//." "It's amazing,they got this super swing." "And the Duke enters the stage." "He's radiant,in a g/owing white tuxedo." "the duke last time was at the olympia in 1958 thank for the invitation" "but what is this ?" "this isn`t duke ellington it`s duck ellington!" "Dad,this is not Duke E//ington,but Duck E//ington." "This is a dream." "what?" "I'm sorry,Dad,but you're dead." "You've /ost the batt/e to cancer." "No,no." "I cried so hard." "I cou/d fee/ my tears forming two rivers under my eyes." "In dreams,emotions are overwhe/ming." "here here`s good" "clam down!" "you`ll knock my door down !" "what?" "mr`s miroux no she`s not here but i... that door won`t last!" "i...stephane stephane. is it you?" "ivana?" "you`re back!" "let me look at you!" "oh those eyes!" "you`re almost a man now." "i`ll help. your keys... your poor father i hope we`llsee more of your mother now see?" "nothing`s changed." "there we are." "do you recognize it?" "i`m glad the place`ll be lived in there`s a message your mom should see to the mail." "sorry i couldn`t pick you up gerard was sick all night." "here`s the address for your job tomorrow." "at 10:00am see mr. pouchet at the latreille company they`re a good firm" "30 rue de marseille at republique." "i can`t wait to see you." "what`s the job ?" " illustrations - for calendars?" "yes wanna see?" "no time . i have the stairs to clean." "i`ll leave you to it .bye goodbye thanks oh,i can`t bellieve you`re back!" "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "stephane it`s your first day here . you gotta choose sides." "so tow possiblities : a couple of fags how can we he gay if we`re opposite sexes?" "a matter of mentality." "i`m guy,ex - battleship salesman, filmsetter and ladykiller." "i`ll show you the ropes." "i can do that,too." "i`m martine i`m incharge of the very popular ski weekend serge,martine`s assistant." "the ski weekend is excellent for team spirit." "Ski?" "no sorry... ski to me ... no,thanks." "so... it`s boring,but it`s easy." "the calendar has two parts." "the bottom: the months and nude girls." " slowly." " a redhesd with a big bush." "we don`t do this part . we do the boring bit :" "the name of the crein who sends out crappy calendar ." "so ... when you get a file,you open it ." "this text comes form the typesetting machine." "typesetting?" "this revolting machine is the typesetter." "this glue... my mother told me ... she said... that my job is ... do you speak spanish ?" "no hombre. no parla todo espagnolito at all" "english very well." "oh,good,good." "Yes,picture one is a duck." "Me too." "Am I not supposed to design the new calendar collection?" "No,no,I'm afraid not." "fuck an artist !" "he won`t last." "Because my mother,she told me this was a creative job." "This doesn't look creative at all." "yeah. but no" "You know,I think there's a misunderstanding." "can I see?" "Sure." "Yeah?" "This is nice." "Yeah,not bad,eh?" "I'II tell you what." "Take the portfolio and let's talk to the big boss here,okay?" "it sucks." "The collection is crap anyway." "welcome in this palace,St¨¦phane." "St¨¦phane is a great artist with a foreign accent." "He'd Iike to suggest something." "what about the ski weekend?" "Did you put him on the list?" "You see,St¨¦phane,it's very,very important to stimulate the team spirit." "Martine." "so cour checel or matibel?" "dunno" "You should show him your work,okay?" "Be brave,St¨¦phane." " beat it - scerw you!" "well,it's still a bit of a work in progress." "I've done 1 2 paintings for a calendar." "hello,ladies and gentlemen,this is your captain speaking." "we will be reaching Paris' charles de gaulle in 6 hours and 45 minutes." "please enjoy the flight,fasten your seat belts and if you have any questions,please don't hesitate to:" "The pilot will never finish the sentence." "flight 800,on july 1 7th,1 996 disappears from the sky." "Spraying its 230 passengers all over the North atlantic." "The whole world is in shock." "mexico city sptember" "Quiet morning,Iike any other morning." "A huge earthquake rattles the center of the town." "Each month has its own most infamous disaster event engraved in the collective memory." "It's a concept I've been trying to work on and developing." "It's called disasteroIogy." "St¨¦phane,you are not serious." "oh,I am very serious." "It's the customer that needs a little bit of a sense of humor." "My customers don't have any sense of humor." "They want puppies,trucks,flowers or nudes." "That's all." "come on,Guy,show him his work." "It's getting late now." "look at yourself it ain`t the pampas here!" "come on,St¨¦phane,Iet's go." "you shave with toast?" "what`s shave toast?" "You shave with a cracker?" "oh,you little asshole!" "Sorry,no." "No,no,no." "I need a break." "No,no,no." "No,no,I need a little break." "Serge,I need a little break." "Guy,just a tiny one." "La pampa is in Argentina,you idiot!" "what about Yucat¨¢n,PaIenque,kerala?" "Get out." "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "Come in,action two." "Can you comp/ete the mission?" "It's 7:30." "hello?" "you ok,honey?" "how was yesterday?" "Are you trying to mock me on the air?" "A creative job,Is that what you call it?" "did it go badly?" "my job is shit!" "a piece of shit!" "mon i glue paper in a basement all day !" "your paintings... they don`t need a graphic designel ." "but pouchet said... no not true!" "not true!" "you lied to get me back here." "i won`t stay another day!" "that`s not nice. come see us no wendnesday." "big hugs,darling." "No,Mam-- Mama." "Mama!" "see how cute you were" "Excuse me for this interruption." "Yeah,that's my father." "oh shit!" "what`re you doing?" "i`ve gone through." "the mezzanine goes on this wall no head pointing notht. it`s feng shui." "isn`t that north?" "and the door?" "you come in hit a beam... none of your sushi crap you`er a danger with a drill." "P.S.R.:" "parallel synchronized randomness." "An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today." "Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time." "Then they correct it,and then they correct it and then they correct it and then they correct it...." "basically,in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay Iooped for the end of time." "The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose." "Fascinating!" "I'm sorry,I'm sorry." "I'm sorry about this." "Stay calm." "I think that's just that they are renovating the studio right behind here." "wait my back !" "i`m carring all the weight." "is your end heabier?" "yeah. the deep notes are always heabier." "go past miter. if you like." "my end`s heabier." "ok ?" "you got it or not?" "thanks,mister." "jeez!" "who`s that guy you brought?" "you ok ?" "you hurt youself?" "look at the mess you made!" "you `re not professionals!" "i don`t believe it !" "does it hurt now?" "ok and here?" "yes,a little." "no i don`t have ... much lucky in the current." "what ?" "that...i... no...my french is pathetic." "You are Spanish,no?" "No." "No?" "I'm from Mexico." "But my mother is French." "Yeah,I just came here because my father died of cancer." "okay." "You know,that looks pretty bad." "got some cream,stephsnie?" " maybe over there, - i`ll get it ." "You think I have to go to the hospital?" "Beause it's not looking that good.... thank for the hole." "my asshole landlady`s next door." "screw her what`s that?" "no !" " it`s good - very funny!" "Good stuff for you." "okay?" "It's strong." "It's mint." "It's mint." "Yeah,I feel it working already." "Yeah?" "okay." "there" "So,what's your name?" "St¨¦phane." "St¨¦phane?" "St¨¦phanie." "St¨¦phane,St¨¦phanie." "St¨¦phanie,St¨¦phane." "cIick-cIack,catch,match." "She has no boyfriend." "that`s enough!" "And you?" "You...?" "Zo¨¦." "You know,St¨¦phanie is a talented composer." "You should hear what she makes." "That's bullshit." "I never play it." "You know,a pretty girl with talent,that deserves to be mentioned." "Yeah." "And what's your job?" "I'm a promotional calendar maquettiste." "Yeah,it's-- you`re pretty cool for... it`s better parked." " ok ?" " we`ll see." "forget c major .e`s busted." "i`ll try c minot,it`s sadder." "major chords won`t work." "congratulations,great!" "quiet,he`s hurt." " oh yeah" " That's typical from SyIvain." "He asks you to help and then he lets you do all the work." "I am sorry." " let`s go - use the brake next time." "bye" "So what does it mean exactly,promotional calendar maquettist?" "Maquettiste." "It's" " I don't know." "well that`s handy" "I don't know." "It's really boring,actually." "But I mean,there's one profession I really wanna pursue which is inventor." "Inventing what?" "well,I can show you." "I have some glasses where you can see real life in 3-D." "Isn't life already in 3-D?" "No" " Yeah,but-- come on,I mean,Do you wanna" " Do you wanna try it?" "This,for example:" "Look,look,look." "It works,no?" "Yeah,yeah." "You know PuIfrich,the guy who discovered the 3-D effect?" "He had only one eye." "And that makes him,Iike,the Beethoven of the stereo,you know?" "And what do you girls do?" "Are you students or work?" "No,we're" "No,we're creative executives." "we're going to concerts and we find bands to sign." "To sign what?" "oh,she means that we're working in music." "what company?" "AristotIe." "Like,as the turtle,no?" "No,no,no." "Like the philosopher." "You know?" "stop it !" "ti`s not funny." "he doesn`t understand." "don`t make fun of people in my home ." "I'm gonna go." "thank a lot for the hand." "and sorry for the piano." "How do you know SyIvain?" "SyIvain?" "Yeah." "From Mexico." "Yeah." "oh,Mexico." "He never said anything about it." "No?" "I don't know why." "Bye-bye." "You want us to drive you back?" "No,I'm okay." "with you stupid lies, we look like toe dumb bitches." "it`d be cool to be an art director." "we`d get into gigs free and get paid too." "gigs are boring you put me to shame." "what?" "To screw." "Maybe yes,maybe no." "Maybe rain,maybe snow." "okay,baby." "let`s go to mono`s as usual." " what do you weigh?" " 110 libs." "come here." "don`t start again guy!" "don`t screw around !" "It's three times this week he puts his ass on the poube//e." "come on it`s on me who are the fags?" "we're not gonna wait for them?" "No,no,no." "hold his hand too!" "and you just watch!" "next time i`ll leabe you in the trash,weakling!" " momo`s then?" " no,i1ll eat alone." "I can't believe that my mother lied about the job just to get me over here." "It's completely unethical to do that to your own son." "It's horrible." "It's the worst job I've ever had in my Iife." "Your predecessor...." "He committed suicide two weeks ago." "No." "No." "I'm joking." "No,he left after two weeks." "come on,man,just get along with the job and we'II have some fun." "Do you think Martine is pretty?" "Martine?" "From work?" "No,Martin Scorsese." "Yeah." "I don't" " I don't think about that." "well,imagine if she comes and gives you a blowjob in the darkroom...." "You know,I can arrange this for you." "So getting laid is all that matters?" "It doesn't matter who the person is?" "You see,I'm not a creative person,Iike you." "I don't feel the need to leave a trace behind me except a fart sometimes." "Sorry." "It escaped me. come on." "You know,the other day,I saw an old man on the bench." "He was smiling,you know,really happy." "You know what he was thinking of?" "His grandchildren?" "Not at all." "If you don't know,don't improvise." "No,he was thinking about all the dirty stuff and naughty stuff he did with the girls when he was young." "How do you know that?" "Did you ask him?" "I know that because this man was me in the future." "And I was happy." "I simply want to be like him in my old days." "You know,I have this neighbor that has a friend that is very pretty,actually." "oh,good reason to stay,my man." "Be careful,you know,with the whole neighbor situation." "That's the problem,that I think it's the neighbor that likes me not her friend." "Yeah." "Danger." "I never get the one I Iike,anyways." "Maybe she's a good cook." "St¨¦phane?" "Did you forget something?" "Hey." "Hi." "No,no." "I was just" " I was just" "You know,my hand?" "Because I can" "Are you looking for Zo¨¦?" "She's not here." "She doesn't live here,you know?" "oh,okay." "How's your dad--?" "Your hand." "My dad?" "My dad's still dead." "I'm sorry." " god i`m so dumb." " yeah i know..." "You want Zo¨¦'s number?" "No." "No,I think I'm fine." "So I guess I'II be on my way now." "okay." "Bye." "I'II do my laundry later." "Maybe I should check this hand of yours." "okay,well,yeah,it's better to be safe than sorry." "prevention`s better than cure." "a bird in the hand is worth my bush!" "Sorry,it's not funny." "I think it's funny." "I mean,it's not that funny" "I mean,it's not funny,but I find it funny." "come in." "It's still chaos." "I'm going to put my bed up there,to save some space." "How do you call it?" "A "mezzanine"?" "Mezzanine,oui,mezzanine." "Do you make those?" "Some I made and others I adopted." "You have to find who." "You made this one." "Nope." "what's his name?" "His name is golden the Pony Boy." "when I found him,he was so sad that I had to buy him for a Iot." "He's never going to leave me now." "really?" "I understand that you're the mother but you also have to think of his interest." "Yeah,it's possible." "But he is already damaged." "I can't take any chances." "Let me see your hand." "You know,it started to smell like a foot." "It's a good sign." "can you move it?" "Yeah. well,it hurts a little bit,but it's okay." "I have too big hands." "Yeah?" "That means you have a Iarge penis." "I'm sorry,that was a bit inappropriate." "Look,I'II show you a trick." "It's a brain effect." "You have to" " You have to do this:" "okay." "It feels so weird." "It feels like if it wasn't my hand." "I know one that you have to...." "You have to put your two fingers like this:" "...and then you look into the distance,Iike that:" "AII you can see is a IittIe" "A little sausage,yeah." "I know it." "It's a good one." "oh,you know it?" "I made this boat in fabric." "I have to put it in a small forest as a setup." "The boat is looking for its mer,which is" "It sounds like both "mother" and "sea" in French." "So the forest inside the boat?" "That's genius." "That's like a vegetable Noah's Arc." "No,no,no,the boat is in the forest,looking for his mer." "But I need to make the trees,though." "okay,but you know,the forest inside the boat that's a really good idea." "I think that maybe you wanna do that instead." "Yeah,yeah. okay,I'II do it." "It sounds like a good idea." "okay,so I'II go get my dad's old camera and we can make an animated film of the forest inside the boat looking for its mother." "And the leaves grow and the wind catches in them then the boat takes off." "You'II make the sea,okay?" "okay,yeah. well,we can do it with layers of paper,Iike this:" "You know,Iike this and they move in opposite directions,you know?" "Yeah." "Yeah,but we have to find something more special then." "Kind of retarded in a way." "Look." "cellophane." "cellophane." "Yeah." "Yeah,Iike a Russian animated film." "My mother,she collects thousands of bonbon wrapping paper and also cardboard tubes. we've got boxes full of them at home." "what for?" "She used to do this arts and crafts thing and other projects but she never finished them." "I actually can't stand it,she never finishes anything." "And look,for the clouds." "oh,yeah." "oh,no,no,no." "No,try it again." "Try it again,wrong chord." "No,wrong chord,try it again." "I knew it." "I knew it!" "Each structure has its own resonant frequency." "You just have to hit the right chord at the right time." "okay,I'II go get the camera and you go do the forest." "whoa,whoa,whoa,by the time you get back,I'II be sleeping." "And I need to finish the boat,anyway." "You bring the camera next time,okay?" "okay. well,you tell me when to bring the camera,okay?" "well,I'm leaving." "I'II start the forest tomorrow." "AII right." "thank" "Bye." "okay,bye." "Bye." "No,no,Martine." "Martine,no." "No,no." "I'm sorry,I can't." "It's" " It's not you,it's me." "I feel guilty." "what is it,St¨¦phanou?" "I can't live all my Iife hiding in my apartment." "I need to come clean." "You are clean." "AristurtIe?" "okay,okay." "Type this:" "Dear St¨¦phanie:" ""Dear St¨¦ph--" who is she?" "I am...." "Forget about it,I need to write it in French anyway." "okay." "dear stephanie i way ouldshay... iway ouldshay say ... dear neighbot... yes you read it good... i have lady next door... i`m too confuse in fact with my hand accidented on the piano and lied you.. feel myself guilty." "i want confess." "By the way,do you have Zo¨¦'s phone number?" "Thanks,St¨¦phane." "where are you going now?" "St¨¦phanou?" "No,no,no." "i too confuse in fact with my hand accidentde..." ""Do you have Zo¨¦'s phone number?"" "holy fuck!" "Dear St¨¦phanie,comma." "I am just your neighbor,there is nothing more to say than that." "This is the reason why I am writing a /etter to you because I fee/ rea//y bad inside my stomach." "It's a mix between" "I don't know if what I feel is a bit of nostalgia or wanting to go to the bathroom." "I am just a new Iiar in your life." "A new Iiar that has come and destroyed your piano and maybe by doing that destroy the huge heritage...." "I want us to start a new start and a new" "A new b/ank page of friendship." "And if you can embrace that the same way I am embracing it right now that I am feeling it right now,I see the possibilities once we go above that threshold of Iife and matters that succumb and become trickling down into this little pond that is called life." "Fu// stop." "The end." "2:37pm as of this afternoon late is the same as absent we must tell pouchet right.guy?" "mistakes shouldn unpunished." "why do my armpits smell like sperm?" "very strange." "what do you think ?" "guy`s making me smell the sperm !" "excuse me guy... what makes you think you can do that?" "no one else can work this shitty machine!" "and... stephane?" "ok..." "St¨¦phanie?" "St¨¦phanie?" "St¨¦phanie?" "St¨¦phanie." "St¨¦phanie." "damn" "St¨¦phanie and Zo¨¦ lied to me." "They are not creative executives." "No!" "No." "AristotIe,my ass." "They think I'm stupid,but no." "You guys are gonna help me find them,okay?" " martine..." " yes?" "St¨¦phane needs you." "okay." "we've gotta find a way of" "Go back to work." "oh,no." "To work?" "No,no,no." "It's only a dream. we don't have to work in dreams." "No!" "Nothing is for real." "You write,you write." "You write!" "You're just the result of a chemical flux in my brain,that's all." "Do you mean we don't really exist?" "flux?" "start again .you `ve lost me." "well i was sleeping." "dreaming of a praying mentis fighting with a turtle . but the turtle had a silver shell like a cd but in a bump a shell and they fought over an elephant... not that tell the next part." "so. i wake up,because... i hear a freaky sound at the front door." "i turn on the light." "this is my favorite bit stephane who twisted his hand is butt-naked in the hall stephane who helped you move in is your neighbor my landlady`s son ok... but tell me... remember the letter what did it say?" "i told you,it was gobledygool it was... i`m your neighbor,a liar blah blah..." "By the way,do you have Zo¨¦'s number?" "what did he mean?" "waht do you think?" "neighbor,you`re swell but your friend rings my bell." "no way why doesn`t he know you know he`s your neighbor?" "he doesn know i read it." "straight after,cap`n hook got it back." "a change of heart." "holy fuck!" "but why did he lie about his address?" "why did you lie about the job?" "look i`ll give him your number you ask him." "i`ve got a guy,remember?" "you tease others how dare you say that!" "i`m no prick-tease!" "you take that back!" "if you can`t stop fighting. don`t br friends." "stephni,stock taking." "we`re exchanging.ideas. not fighting." "big difference." "so miroux .ornano..." "moirous,caulaincourt... miroux. rue labat. bingo!" "it`s ringing." "go no take it!" "take it!" "He//o?" "He//o?" "St¨¦phane Miroux?" "St¨¦phanie?" "Yes." "Hey." "Did you finish the boat a/ready?" "No,no,of course not." "I still have some stuff to buy." "i`m with zoe and we were wondering if you had any other optical illusions, op-ticklish illusions?" "optical tricks." "Yeah." "Yeah,I couId show you one." "I got this really cool one. when?" "now now" "Now?" "Okay." "It'// take me,/ike,35 minutes to get there." "he`s got nerve!" "Maybe" " I mean,maybe I can make it in 1 5." "Yeah,okay." "Yeah?" "okay." "Okay,bye." "it matches your green eyes bullshit!" "you can`y wear the same jeans for ages!" " i`ll look ridiculous. - no!" "he`s going down." "what a dumb-ass!" "Hi." "Hi." "You were quick." "Yeah." "I brought you this." "So basically,with cards,what we do,I mean,because it's kind of difficult." "The cards are there." "The cards do not lie,you know." "It cannot change." "So if you grab the cards and you open them and you name one card and I point at it from a distance,okay?" "But remember to send it to me,you know,before you name it." "Send it to me,name it,send,name,send,name,send." "okay." "Send it." "eight of hearts." "okay." "Yeah,I received it." "It's there." "Yup." "You saw that?" "Did you see that?" "It's amazing." "Try another one." "ace of spades" "Ace of spades is there." "Yeah." "oen two three!" "hey bottoms up what are you doing?" "what are you doing?" "what?" "what are you doing dressed like that?" "It's punk." "who is this guy?" "zoe?" "no wrong addrss !" "next doot.... i was told you were pretty." "oh yeah?" "He's Guy." "I work with him." "we work together." "He's what?" "Guy." "Guy." "He's punk." "So?" "what?" "not prick - teases i hope?" "no we have sex too!" "Does she always dance like that?" "Yes." "always." "Yeah?" "Is it only when she gets a bit drunk or is it always like that?" "Do you mind?" "No,I have no problem." "I have no problem." "I mean,I can't imagine how anyone would end up doing that with Guy,you know?" "Hey,I composed this piece of music for your piano." "You could play it all night." "Try it." "It's called,"My Dear Neighbors."" "Thank you." "It's sweet." "I hope you Iike it." "Hey." "Hey." "what are you doing?" "what are you doing?" "what am I doing?" "You confuse me." "So you Iike her or you Iike Zo¨¦?" "Man,I'm just talking to her." "She's my neighbor." "we're just friends." "Don't you believe in friendship with the opposite sex?" "No." "She likes you,it's obvious." "Don't play with her." "I mean,she's great,you know." "She's a really nice person but she reminds me of my father." "what?" "Yeah,yeah." "Hey,we're going now." "Bye-bye,bye-bye." "Bye-bye." "Hey,don't forget the forest and the boat,eh?" "okay,I won't." "okay." "Be a good boy." "Yeah,yeah,yeah. okay,good,okay." "Bye." "St¨¦phanie?" "St¨¦phanie." "St¨¦ph" "You're fired." "Guy,you're fired." "You're fired." "Do you hear me?" "Do you hear me?" "You're dogs." "You're like the" "The dogs that bite the hand of the owner that gives you food." "Serge,you betrayed me." "Guy,are you betraying me?" "Te/evision Educative is back for you this evening for a new chapter." "Love after 50." "we have two very special guests on the show today." "G¨¦rard and Mom." "G¨¦rard,you are a professional magician." "You /ook o/d and you /ive in a sma// suburban house." "Why do you think Mom chose you?" "Oh,yes,you're funny." "Yes." " do the tablcloth one!" " not tonnigt ." "go no... oh shit i told you." "it take preparation." "I wouldn't like to be the woman you cut in half." "imagine!" "it`s not funny" "But hold on." "thank for my dinner." "okay,then." "why did you go to work today?" " i did." " pouchet phoned." "i did mom !" "i worked all day... in my dream." "i`m very tired." "since he was 6 he`s inverted dream and reslity." "he`d be in bed,vomit all over, sure his hands were like tower blocks." "houses,mon not towers." "dreams are very tiring they have cycles you got slow-wave sleep deep sleep dream sleep." "G¨¦rard,you're just a bu//shit guru." "Mom,why do you a/ways fa// for gurus?" "You think you wi// /earn some deep truth about yourse/f?" "My dad was not a guru." "he must be in love." "Are you in love,St¨¦phane?" "have you met someone?" "St¨¦phane?" "St¨¦phane?" "No,no." "No." "lvoe extrpolates you rem oh ok...." "Do you know what REM means?" "Rapid Eye Monitronics." "your eyes follow your dream movement." "if you walk down stairs say." "your eyes go down turn right the eyes go right." "it`s in your dream your eyes are walking." "The eyes." "I can control my eyes in my sleep." "No more s/eeping s/avery." "Ladies and gent/emen,we are approaching the moon" " What?" "The moon,yeah." "Scary,huh?" "It's very scary,huh?" "No gravitation pu//." "Earthquake and fire!" "okay,that's enough." "That's enough." "please,give us our-- I mean,your world back." "tell us what to do. we'II do anything." "Just don't make me work like a slave all the time." "okay." "okay?" "Master." "okay." "Peace." "okay. okay." "hallelujah!" "hallelujah!" "Praise to you and to the new world." "No,no,stop that." "Hey,no,no." "Guys,no." "Stop that shit,okay?" "It's getting a bit creepy." "Are we still making calendars?" "we are here to serve you." "basically,I wanna see St¨¦phanie in my dreams." "I know." "I will make your novel,I am Just Your Neighbor,into a bestseller." "That will attract her." "Then we'II organize a massive wedding." "Madame St¨¦phanie St¨¦phane." "St¨¦phane Miroux,your novel I'm Just Your Neighbor and a Liar." "By the Way,Do You Have Zo¨¦'s Number?" "is a blockbuster." "Yeah." "where does your genius end?" "Painting,scuIpturing,architecturing,writering?" "Today,building has began on the St¨¦phane Miroux Foundation." "A museum dedicated to your work." "So,St¨¦phane Miroux,did you find the key to success?" "well.... well,I think people empathize with what I do because it comes from here." "oh,you are talking about St¨¦phanie?" "oh,I don't like to talk about my private life." "So,St¨¦phane Miroux,we have a little surprise for you to do." "No." "A song for her." "A song?" "If you rescue me" "I'// be your friend forever" "Let me in your bed" "I'// keep you warm in winter" "A// the kitties are p/aying And they're having such fun" "I wish it cou/d happen to me" "But if you rescue me" "it`s pain" "A// the cars drive so fast" "St¨¦phane Miroux." "St¨¦phane Miroux." "St¨¦phane Miroux." "Let me into your wor/d" "Go now." "I'// keep you warm and amused" "A// the things we can do in the rain" "It's not working because you messed up the title of my book." "You better be here when I come back." "okay,I'm exhausted." "I'm gonna wake up now." "Hey." "St¨¦phanie." "what a coincidence." "I almost thought that I was gonna miss you." "would you Iike to marry me?" "come. come with me." "I want to show you my friends." "Hey,guys?" "Guys,Iet me present you to my future wife." "one,I don't believe in marriage,two,you don't want to be with me." "And three,are you out of your mind?" "No,I'm sorry." "I'm sorry,I thought that I was" "You thought what?" "I thought that I was here." "And that I was working here,sleeping in my office." "And then I came here,and then this part I don't remember very well." "There were more people there." "And then I saw you.... where exactly are you living?" "I Iive" " I'm staying with my mother right now." "So you're my landlord's son?" "Yeah." "Are you sure you're okay,St¨¦phane?" "Yeah,why?" "So you were not asking me for real then?" "No." "To marry you,no." "But I think I Iike you." "You mean in a romantic way?" "Yeah,if you want to call it like that." "come on,St¨¦phane." "I don't want to have a boyfriend." "okay." "So now you'II act all weird around me because I didn't want to" "No." "It's not my fault,you know,if I have feelings." "You don't have to humiliate me." "oh,come on,St¨¦phane." "Stop acting like a child." "St¨¦phane?" "someting wrong?" "will manage all those files?" "a heart that sighs has not what it desires must be love working is the best remedy then." "Keeps your brain busy." "How can you work?" "Love is too powerful." "You can't concentrate." "give him a break he doesn`t want to talk" "Listen." "tell her right away." "If it's from your heart,she will understand." "maybe the feeling `s not mutual." "maybe she`s with somebody shit" "She's with somebody,St¨¦phane?" "you`re so heavy , you two!" "stephne ,tell the companieros they `re so heavios what?" "I don't understand you,Guy." "I'm sorry,I don't understand." "I don't understand you either." "I can't understand you when you talk to me in two different languages." "It makes me feel schizometric." "Schizo" " Schizo" "Schizophrenic." "That's the word you're looking for." "Yeah." "Hey,don't pay attention to those losers." "Try to be more on time in the morning." "They'II leave you alone." "No,no,no." "npc's for film." "cPN goes with cpp." "cpp." "cpp,npc,cP-- I get confused." "You know the...." "The goat on the cliff?" "The goat on the cliff?" "Goat on the cliff." "No?" "It's a sex position." "I know it's hard for you to understand but not every man is a sex maniac,you know." "oh,yeah?" "Yeah." "Like every woman is romantic?" "I don't know,but...." "I am co//ecting beautifu/ objects." "A pair of shoes." "Some g/asses." "Te/ephone." "Typewriter." "They are made from wood and fe/t." "With apparent stitches." "Their de/icate and finished appearance is friend/y." "And they are quiet." "St¨¦phanie made them,and I wi// expose them in an exhibition." "St¨¦phanie,do you think I couId take the red blanket as well?" "of course,St¨¦phane." "Are you kidding?" "There's this amazing b/anket." "It's thick,red fe/t with big white stitches." "Wi/d anima/s are running on it." "She smi/es." "I bend over a rock to try to reach her." "My stomach,compressed,hurts." "St¨¦phanie?" "can you hold my hand?" "I cannot sleep." "She takes it." "I fa// as/eep." "The sea." "And the forest." "You should put more whites in." "You should put more whites." "Yeah?" "No,a bit" " A bit more to the Ieft,here." "oh,yeah." "Randomness is very difficult to achieve." "organization always merges back if you don't pay attention." "Death to organization." "Hey,what's this?" "It's the...." "Is it your mom's?" "No." "That's the one-second time travel machine I told you about." "I finished it." "For you." "You wanna try it?" "what are you going to do with one second?" "well,it just adds up." "And life is too precious." "So,basically,you put this here." "can you hear me?" "Yeah." "oh,can you-- okay." "So...." "Just one second." "This is for the past." "And this is for the future,okay?" "So let's try some for the past." "You have to press this button,okay?" "Let's try some for the past." "Let's try some for the past." "Hey,it's working." "Amazing scientific breakthrough." "...scientific breakthrough." "Yeah." "No,wait,wait." "Let's save some for the future." "wait,wait,wait." "Hey,what are you--?" "Let me just.... why did you do it twice?" "The first time was the future and the second one was just the present." "well,maybe we have different perspectives on the future." "No,no,no." "This is just a machine." "It's objective." "It's just a machine." "Yeah,okay." "I'm not sure I should accept this gift." "why do I deserve a present,anyway?" "Because for the occasion that you are pretty." "oh,shut up." "You're sweet." "So you think I'm only pretty." "Like,I'm pretty and stupid." "well,no,maybe you shouldn't have this." "No,no,no." "This is my present." "okay,Iet's go back to work." "The ocean's drying." "what--?" "I'm just seeing...." "You have one thing." "Do you have something to say?" "No,no." "Focus and concentration." "Distraction is an obstruction to the construction." "Distraction is an obstruction for the construction." "Distraction is an obstruction for the construction." "oh,look." "what?" "Skiers." "oh,look,look!" "A lake what?" "a sloping lake!" "weird." "That's really weird." "St¨¦phane,talk with your heart." "Yeah,be gentle." "Fuck her." "No,no." "Don't rush." "The goat on the cliff,remember?" "what?" "what's the goat on the cliff?" "It's a little children's story." "It's,it's silly,don't listen to that." "Don't listen." "Don't listen." "you take her from behind on the side of the bed oh i`ll try that you pigs stop it!" "on the cliff." "The goat on the cliff!" "Martine,the goat on the cliff." "Serge." "I'II go first." "No." "I don't know how to ski." "come on." "I don't wanna go." "It's easy. courage,pretty boy." "wait,wait,wait." "It's not gonna hurt." "It's not gonna hurt." "okay." "okay,good." "Good." "Hey,you take the glue gun,and I'II try this." "No,no,no." "why don't we,why don't we do the scene when you walk into the apartment and you discover the pony,yeah?" "Yeah. okay." "Yeah?" "okay." "So come,come,come." "You must be.... okay." "Yeah,there." "oh,wait." "AII right,okay,you're there." "So basically you're just walking into the apartment and you discover that the pony can run and you feel very excited,and...." "Ready?" "And action." "Damn it,St¨¦phane,you've ruined my pony." "why did you do that?" "cut. what are you doing?" "what are you doing?" "what are you doing?" "No,you should be ecstatic about me." "You should be,Iike,praising my ing¨¦nue and genius." "of course,my handsome." "No,don't play with me." "This is never gonna happen." "How do you know?" "Because I know." "why are you trying to give me hope?" "Hope?" "Maybe you should try." "Try." "well,next time I'II see you,I'II kiss you?" "Is that what you're asking me?" "Yeah." "really?" "Yeah,you should try." "I should just go out there and kiss you." "Yeah." "okay." "Yeah." "Go on." "what are you doing?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "can you pretend that I,that you didn't see me?" "I was just leaving,right now." "This is stupid." "You broke into my place?" "I'm sorry." "what are you looking for?" "I'm sorry." "That's creepy." "No,this way." "Good night." "oh,I forgot my keys." "hello?" "St¨¦phane?" "Are you okay?" "I /ove my pony." "I can't be/leve you did that." "How did you do it?" "I'm sorry about what I said." "I didn't mean one word." "No...." "Okay?" "No,I'm a creep." "Just like you said." "Listen,St¨¦phane." "You have to toughen up a little." "It's not attractive for a girl to see a guy crying." "I know,it sucks." "You know I named Go/den the Pony Boy after you." "No,come on. come on." "It's not true." "You had him before we met." "No,no,it is true." "I improvised his name when you saw him for the first time." "He didn't have a name." "Now,te// me how you did it." "Go/den is ga//oping for rea/." "It's unrea/." "well...." "It's just an application of the chaos theory." "Random control." "Each leg has one engine and it moves backwards or forwards depending on the movement on the other leg." "It's like life." "But in a simplified version." "And it doesn't reproduce." "I'm glad we live next door to each other." "will you.... would you marry me when we're 70?" "You've got nothing to /ose." "okay." "would you mind keep on talking to me for a little while?" "Because I always thought it was possible to talk from my sleep." "I feel that I'm falling down into a black hole." "You know that you cou/d never see someone fa// in a b/ack ho/e." "Because the image of the trave/er who passes the horizon wou/d s/ow down ti// it wou/d remain stuck in the same position..." "The state he was when he crossed the /ine." "On/y it's getting redder." "The trave/er gets crushed into spaghetti." "I don't wanna be a spaghetti,I don't wanna be spaghetti." "No,you won't be a spaghetti." "I don't wanna be a spaghetti." "St¨¦phane?" "Are you here?" "No,I'm there!" "I'm there." "It worked!" "I'm not a spaghetti!" "tell me,tell me." "Describe all you can see." "I fee/ some grass under my feet." "And it's a bit windy." "And cold." "And damp." "And there's forest all around me." "And I can see golden the Pony Boy." "GaIIoping here." "Here,right in front of me." "And I can hear some water." "But I cannot see it." "oh,here it is." "The river." "Is the water made of millions of tiny pieces of cellophane?" "No,it's rea/ water." "oh,look." "I just found the time machine." "The time machine is here." "And it works." "St¨¦phane,are you as/eep?" "St¨¦phanie,you know my mom,christine." " of course - two months /ater he`s shy he only speaks french to me" "Yeah,I cannot talk French because whenever I speak I feel that my moustache grows more than when I speak Spanish." "St¨¦phanie." "let me kiss you . you`re a goog person you sure . mrs miroux?" "he said nothing bad about me ?" "no nothing i chooes my tenants carefully so what do you think ?" "i adore it !" "really ?" "i`ve always found it rather strange that`s want `s good" " i like the colors - unusual" "not very cheerful six months ago a stranger came to see me" "with a terrible accent and a dump project the world and myself weren`t ready for it we`ve leaped forward into absurdity and i regret to say our new calenedat disasterology by mr`stephane miroux is a huge success" "in french no in english mom" "I...." "I wanna dedicate this to all the victims.... okay,thank you,Mr. Miroux." "without them,without them,it wouId not have been possible." "I'm sorry." "Are you upset?" "This gir/ is at once a// the women that broke my heart." "She's so beautifu/ and generous and she's asking me to /eave." "Because she's dumping me." "She's dumping me because I am a cheap drug dea/er." "And I am a drug dea/er because she wants to /eave me." "The po/ice are going to get me now." "This is a// my fau/t." "He is my opposite." "She fee/s safe around him." "She's in /ove with him." "Things will turn out the way you want." "If you could just stop doubting that I Iove you." "call me home." "Next door." "That needs an explanation." "Look who's woken up." "Have a drink." "Your mom's feeling down." "She needs comforting." "She's moving back in." "That call for s drink." "Come on." "Not exactly a triumph." "It's not fair." "She changed exactly the second I started to like her." "It's like a big bang." "The first instant,it's very small and then the next nano instant:" "Huge." "Infinite." "I wish I couId travel back to the time when I didn't find her attractive." "You should have asked me." "She has a really good ass." "Shut up,Guy." "I thought she was lonely,and somehow I couId help her." "But no." "She doesn't need me at all." "You know,I don't know St¨¦phanie and all." "But maybe she has a pattern." "She doesn't wanna get hurt,and by that she's hurting people." "And by hurting people,she thinks she's not gonna get hurt,but she gets hurt." "I don't know." "I Iove her because she makes things." "You know?" "She makes things with her hands." "It's as if her synapses was married directly to her fingers." "Like this." "In this way." "Yeah,yeah." "Man,I wish I couId talk to my dad." "I miss my father." "I cannot talk with my mom when I'm sad." "It's outragerous to attack the hospital staff.Appalling!" "Well,it's a big letdown for our charming nurse." "who go beyond the call of duty with a wet T-shirt contest..." "Asshole!" "Dumb asshole!" " Let's take our mind off it." " The TV?" "You know,you can't let things bother you all your life." "A man has to take matters in his hands." "This TV is brainwashing my weekends." "I should be...." "Instead,I'm just watching this." "You wanna fight?" "I'm sorry,I wasn't sure I was awake." "Awake?" "I will awake you for sure if you carry on like this." "Here,help me,instead of being stupid aIeck." "Over there!" "It'll make a better splash." "One,two,three!" "Are you crazy?" "It isn't a garbage dump!" "TV's garbage anyways!" "It is garbage,but that's no reason..." "It floats." "It floats,yeah." "Maybe the fish enjoy that crap!" " Really?" " Yeah." "St¨¦phane?" "St¨¦phane. wait." "Do you feel better?" "I'm going to work." "I just want to know if you're okay." "Yeah,I'm super-fine." "Thanks." "So I get it." "So you don't want to be my friend anymore." "No,I don't wanna be your friend anymore." "I don't wanna be your friend anymore." "Do I have to nail it on your door?" "I don't wanna be your friend." "No,you" " You can't." "You can't stop being my friend." "It's not something people can decide." "Yeah,they can." "people have an argument and then they stop talking to each other." "okay,then let's have a date or something and we can talk about things." "If that's what you want." "what's the point?" "You'II want me as a friend." "You'II have a nice boyfriend and that'II kill me." "By the way,where's the boat?" "where's everything?" "Let's face it." "You never finished anything." "Like the mezzanine and everything else?" "That's not true." "That's absolutely not true." "I'II show you." "You're manipulating me or...." "I don't,I don't understand." "Look,here it is." "Here,here it is." "Zo¨¦'s number." "That's what you want." "Screw her. "I'm only your neighbor and a liar." ""By the way,do you have Zo¨¦'s number?" Do you remember the letter that night?" "How did you get that?" "wait,wait. wait,I'm sorry." "No,no,no." "Stop crying." "Stop crying." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Guy,Guy." "Hey." "Did you see the red on?" "I'm doing your work." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Something amazing happened between St¨¦phanie and I." "come on,shut up,now." "incredible!" "Stop bullshitting." "I'm sick of breaking my balls with you." "I'm doing your work." "Know why?" "why?" "Because you're virtually fired,my sleepy man." "And mother or not mother to cover your ass." "The office is boring!" "You can't lave me here." "The stupid bitch!" "Not stupid bitch!" "okay,you don't know what happens between us." "Nobody has a clue what happens and everybody has an opinion." "Fuck that." "I wrote her a letter in my dream and I never gave it to her." "And she read it." "I don't know how,but she somehow read it." "And she just recited it to me just now." "word by word." "She knows it." "And you know why?" "Because I think our brains are creating this loop that is incredibly complex." "It's not as if our brains are communicating or telepathy or nothing like that." "It's as if we were evolving each step into the same direction." "It's called PSR." "parallel synchronized randomness." "It's incredibly rare." "It's as if we were jigsaw puzzles,you know?" "And we're falling to,into the...." "St¨¦phane,you will never date her,okay?" "She will drive you crazy,believe me." "No,she just asked me for a date." "In 20 minutes at the Bar de I'oreiIIe." "I have to go." "Minutes at the Bar de I'oreiIIe." "I have to go." "What was that?" "It's my travel,time travel machine." "No,wait..." "You just walk in,Pouchet didn't see you,so you won't go." "oh,come on." "Guy,Guy,come on!" "It's just once. okay,just this time." "I'll cover for you." "But if you don't screw her or at least kiss her with tongues, a real French kiss, a tongue kiss..." "I won't speak to you again!" "Bye!" "Bye..." "If he carries on, he'll leave before he arrives." "Maybe he works backwards." "He brags with his calender." "I sent him on an errand." "You fuckin' dykes!" "Now that's enough." "Being called fags is one thing,but dykes ic unacceptable." "You wi// never date her,okay?" "She wi// drive you crazy." "Drive me crazy." "I refuse to be/leve on/y friendship from St¨¦phanie." "There are signs that can't be mistaken." "Can't be mistaken." "Look,/ook." "She kisses me at less than a centimeter of my lips." "It is a sign,the most evident,that she desires me." "where should she kiss to her friendly goodbye?" "on the forehead?" "No,ha/fway between the ear and the /ips." "That's what's considered norma/." "Besides,if I don't move my head back,she hits me right on the /ips." "Why did you move away from her kiss,then?" "Maybe I tried to kiss her,who cares?" "The point is that she wi// torture, torture,torture me a// my /ife." "She simp/y doesn't care about me." "No,this is not true." "She cares a /ot." "She worships my presence." "She fee/s sorry for me." "Pity." "That's the worst." "Exact/y." "My fee/ing has reached the point of patho/ogy and I can't seduce anyone without patho/ogy." "You believe you can seduce her with your creepy,pathological little gifts?" "They all ended up in the trash,blinded by your...." "No." "Nobody is waiting for you at the bar." "St¨¦phanie never came." "She lost interest in you long ago." "It's too late." "St¨¦phanie moved on." "No." "St¨¦phanie moved on." "Moved on." "Go away." "Wi// never change her mind." "girls never change their mind when it's over." "open the door." "I know you are there." "open the door." "You forgot about me." "Stop playing with me." "I never want to see you again." "Say it." "Say it,you have to say it." "Listen to me." "Listen to me,say it." "camera there." "Say it." "okay,it's all in order. okay." "It won't happen." "You have to say it." "Yeah,just wait a second,wait a second." "Go on,say it." "okay." "Perfect." "Yeah." "Just-- okay." "Right there. okay,now look at the camera." "will you marry me?" "Yes." "Still hurting?" "Careful..." "It's much better." "I'll tell the office you're sick." "We'll have a nice,quite day,OK?" "Mom?" "I'm sorry I went with dad when he left." "That's OK." "Thanks." "I'll come to the airport." "No need." "I can't just leave you." "It's OK,really." "I'll call you from Mexico." "Go speak to her." "Do it for me." "No..." "I don't want to,now." "I've changed my mind." "Don't be ridiculous." "You can't go without saying goodbye." "I feel stupid now." "You don't know what happened." "You go on and on." "St¨¦phane this,St¨¦phane that." "Shut the door." "Hey,St¨¦phane." "Hey." "what's going on?" "Nothing's going on." "I'm just leaving." "Yeah,I know." "Are you still upset with me?" "well,Iet's just say that there are some unsolved issues." "Yeah." "You're not gonna let me in?" "install a toilet paper dispenser because people are wiping their dirty Sanchez here on your door." "oh,shut up." "How is your head?" "It's okay." "It's not normal,though." "oh,well,of course it's not." "It's never going to be." "Yeah,well,it is not attractive to you." "I'm glad I made it through your door,though." "Don't be glad." "Be sad." "Your english is very good." "what about your French?" "No,I can't speak French with you." "I'm too shy." "The only thing I can say is:" "I like your tit." "It erects me in my pants... oh,damn it,St¨¦phane." "what if someone catches fire?" "we've got to help him." "Quick." "Go,go,go!" "Anarchy in the cellophane!" "You've been crying?" "I Iike it when you cry because you have to wear your glasses." "I actually don't like it when you cry." "I find it horrible." "especially when it's not for me." "will you cry a little when I'm dead?" "I hate people that pretend that they want everyone to celebrate their death you know,and everyone is having a blast at the party and nobody gives a shit for the dead." "That's horrible." "That's bullshit." "It's like,"Hey,sleep with my girlfriend after my cremation." "Do you mind?"" "You know?" "well,my problem is that I don't have a girlfriend." "And I'm not dead." "Look." "Put your finger here." "Touch here." "At the back of the ear and the glasses." "It feels like the glasses were part of your body." "oh,true." "That's weird." "I always liked that." "My contacts are killing me." "It's like if you were touching your penis with your left hand." "I don't have a penis." "You have a left hand." "why do you always have to be a pig?" "I'm teasing you." "will you fix your teeth one day?" "You're mean." "No,I'm just saying because" "I mean,it's gonna be 40 years until we marry." "And I might as well take care of my goods now,you know?" "well,actually,you know?" "Don't do anything." "Maybe no teeth is good for a blow job." "okay." "I think you should leave now." "You gonna be late." "You know,sometimes I wear my jeans for more than a week until they're really bad." "And it makes me feel a little bit closer to you." "what do you want me to say to that?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "So how is your boyfriend?" "You have a new boyfriend?" "A new boyfriend with long hair and goes bungee jumping and surfing." "Does he take you surfing?" "Invite me,I'II go with you." "I don't know how but maybe" "I mean,if you want me to." "I don't have a boyfriend." "And you have a serious problem of distorting reality." "You could sleep with the entire planet and still feel rejected." "please,I'd Iike you to go now." "I Iike your boobs." "I Iike your boobs." "They are very friendly and unpretentious." "I'II appreciate if,one day,you'II show them to me?" "Not much to see." "Now,go." "Hey,the mezzanine." "You finished the mezzanine." "I thought you were never gonna finish it." "Like the boat and everything else." "Is it solid?" "can it hold a boy?" "A couple?" "what are you doing--?" "Get out." "Get out of here." "No." "Get out or I'II call your mother." "No,my mother?" "No." "No." "Not my mother." "You're gonna miss your plane." "I don't care." "I don't care." "why do you do this to me?" "what have I done to you?" "tell me what do you want me to do?" "I don't know." "Maybe touch my hair or something?" "I can't do that." "why me?" "Because everyone else is boring." "And because you're different." "You don't like me,St¨¦phanie." "St¨¦phane?" "************" "************" "*********"