"A day in the nineties" "When Grandma was a girl" "The horse's carriage was quite the show" "Grandpa cussed when the thing wouldn't go" "Those days were gay days" "When Grandma was a girl" "Come and take a look in our picture book" "Of the gay Nineties" "While strolling through the park one day" "In the merry month of May" "He was taken by surprise" "By a pair of roguish eyes" "In the moment his poor heart was stole away" "A smile was all she gave to him" "Of course they were as happy as could be" "He immediately raised his hat" "And finally she remarked:" "Ooh, thank you." "They never will forget that lovely afternoon" "He met her at the fountain in the park" "Father, dear Father" "Come home with me now" "The clock in the steeple strikes one" "You said you were coming" "Right home from the shop" "As soon as your day's work was done" "Our fire has gone out" "Our house is all dark" "And Mother's been watching" "Since tea" "With poor brother Benny" "So sick in her arms..." "Oh, gosh, Minnie." "Don't take it so hard." "It's only a show." "Come home" "Come home" "Come home" "Dear Father" "Please, Father" "Come home" "Say, Fred, why does a chicken cross the road?" "I don't know, Ward." "Why does a chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side." "Two, three, four." "Hey, brown eyes." "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?" "That was no lady." "That was my wife." "Gee, that's sure fun." "In the good old summertime" "In the good old summertime" "Rolling down the shady lane" "With your baby mine" "Hold her hand and she holds yours" "And that's a very good sign" "That she's your tootsy-wootsy" " Hold tight, Minnie." "Here we go." " In the good old summertime" "Mickey, stop this thing!" "Gosh, I can't." "In the good old"