"[ screaming]" "Damnbloody-- [speaking Swedish]" "I'mnothavingthis!" "How's it going, bros?" "PewDiePie." "You're about to watch me get the absolute shit scared out of me." " You're gonna be shot at today." " What?" "This show takes what I already do-- gettingscared of horror games-- buttakingit to thenext level..." "Oh, fuck." "A really fucked up level." "[screaming]" "Soifyoulovewatchingme get scared shitless..." "Ah, God!" "You're gonna love "Scare PewDiePie."" "[hauntingmusic] [upbeatmusic]" " Mr. PewDie, come on." " PewDiePie." "Oh, my God, Jeff is here." "What the fuck?" " It's a one-way street." " No, it's not." " I have a lot of love for costumes." " He has a weapon-- a gun?" " Rachel said Jeff is to stay with you guys all day." "I don't care if he's in the shot, 'cause Felix's safety is of utmost importance." " All right." " Can you please put this on?" "Is that" " If it'll make you quiet, yeah, I'll put it on." " I'll put it on you." "I'm security." "If you're lost, as you've been in the past, you blow it, and I'll be there." "[whistle blows] There you go." "That's exactly what I want to hear." " Great, all right." "Let's go." " What?" " Let's go." "♪♪" " All right, here's what I can tell you." "You're gonna be shot at today." " What?" " Tonight's is gonna be..." " Oh, come on." " Pretty insane." " Will I be in pain?" " Yes." "Oh, yes." " Jeff, what do you have to say about this?" " I'll be there." " Okay, yeah, Jeff, have you ever fired a gun?" " Of course I've fired a gun." "2006, .38 caliber, six-round chamber, and he was shot in the lower abdomen." " Okay, yes." " All right." " I think I'm here for a good reason." "I'm here because of threats." " What threats?" " There are some threats online." "What I deem, out of six, a level six." " Which is not" "But we have a restraining order against" " Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Is Nikki doing something?" " She posted something online." " What did she post?" " She posted a video." " So that's why Jeff is here?" " Yes." " Oh, shit." "What the fuck?" " PewDiePie!" "Hi,Felix." "Imissyou." " What the fuck?" " [giggles]" " Okay." " Is it weird that" "IthinkI'myourpenguin." " "I'm your penguin"?" " It's the best!" "[chuckles]" "SwedishFish,howmany can I fit in my mouth?" "Canyouguess,Felix?" "I'llshowyouinreal life ." " This is a level six threat?" " Yeah." " That threat is the reason I've been outside your house the last couple nights." " Okay, let's go, guys." " No." "Can't we have the googly eyes?" " No." "This is all for you." " What the fuck is this?" "What the fuck is this?" " All for your protection." " All for my protection." "Yeah, okay." "No, come on." "Kneepads, are you kidding" " Can we get the baseball bat to test the knee pads?" " Jeff!" "I can't reach the whistle." "What the fuck are you doing?" " Does that hurt?" " No." " Remember the safety phrase." "Say it twice." " Bananas, bananas." " That's not the safety phrase." " Is after this the parachute?" " Yes." " The" " This is where I leave you." "The next person you hear, the next voice you will hear will help you through the game." " Okay." " Good luck." " Damn it, okay." " I love you." "Stay safe." " Thanks." " Okay?" " [shrieks]" " Why?" "[sighs]" "Hard to breathe in this fucking thing." " Stand by, private." " Oh, Jesus Christ, that's loud." " Remove your blindfold, private." " Okay, okay, I'm removing my blindfold." "What the fuck?" "What the fuck is this?" "Hey, it's my logo." " Do you know where you are?" " I have no idea." " You are in a military installation." " A milintary insfallation--installation." "Okay, great." " We have infiltrated a deadly military faction knownonlyas "Barrels."" "Yourmissionis simple." "Youmustsneak into their headquarters andfindacluetobring back to your home base." " Well, I'm guessing this-- this thing has something to do with it." " You will bring back three pieces of a clue." "Whenyouconnectthe pieces, you will have a code thatwillhelpyou escape." " I already know I'm gonna fail at this shit." "But okay." "Let's give it a go." " Your mission can be easy or hard." " Do I get to pick?" " Private, I'm gonna ask you a question." "Theanswerwilldetermine the alert level of the enemy." " Ugh, okay." " Level one: what do you call the scary monster in "Amnesia"?" " The Bro, easy." "[electronic chime]" "Whoo-hoo!" "Yes." " All right, Private Pie." "Yougetto go through the easy door." " Yes!" "Awesome." " That means the enemy is on low alert." " Oh, shit." " Look for the symbol of resistance andfindthatclue." " Okay, symbol of resistance, find the clue." "I get the easy door." "Fuck yes." "Okay." " Even though the enemy is on low-level alert, they'restilloutthere." "Watchout." " Find the symbol down this alleyway." "Don'tbeseen." "Howmanyofthem arethere ?" "Proceedwithcaution." " Okay, okay." " Do you see the symbol?" "Openthecase." "Oh, shit." "How the fuck do I" " Are they coming?" " What?" "What the fuck is he on about?" " Remember, this is the easy level." " Oh, shit." "I got it." "I got it." "Yes, I did something." "Yes, yes." "Fuck yes." " Okay, okay." "Got the first one." "Fuck yes." "Hmm, what could it be?" "I don't know." "Yes." "Nailed that shit." " Question two, what is the name ofthedoctorwho you needed a signature from inthementalhospital?" " Pfft, are you fucking kidding me?" " No one is released until their paperwork is signed by Dr. Yates." " This way to Dr. Yates." " Yates!" "Yates!" "[yelling]" " Dr. Schwartz." "[buzzer blares]" " The correct answer is Dr. Yates." "You'regoingto haveto go through the hard door." " Okay." "I can do this." "This is for my bros." "I'm guessing I have to unlock that shit later." "Private Pie is going out." " Remember, the soldiers will be on high-level alert." " Don't breathe." "Proceedwithcaution." " What?" "[intensemusic]" "♪♪" " Get back to base!" "Get back to base!" " Holy shit." "Okay." "I'm the worst stealther ever." "So there is hope." "Okay, there we go." "That's where that belongs." " You need one more piece." " Private Pie is ready." "Give me--give me the news." " Here's your final question." "Whatisyoursafephrase?" " Are we doing a safe word?" "I think we should do a safe word." "Yeah,okay." "What are you-- what are you thinking?" " Pineapples." " Okay, guys, we're sticking with pineapples." "Feel safer now?" "Feel good?" " Yeah, I'm glad we got a safe word." "[chuckles]" "Bananas, bananas." "[buzzer blares]" "Okay, that's just great." "Not right." "Fine." "I'm up for a challenge." " Listen up, Private Pie." "Yougotto go deeper into enemy territory thanyou'veevergone." " Holy shit." " You've got to find the third and final symbol." " Third and final symbol." " Hard door, you know where to go." " Hard door, got it." "My favorite door." " Remember, the enemy will be on high alert." " They're delivering something." " You've got to find the third and final symbol." " No, I don't." " It's on the other side of those barrels." "Staylow." "[cans clanging]" " Find the piece!" "Find the piece!" "Hide!" "Hide!" "Shutthedoor!" "Shut the door!" " Fuck me." " Scramble!" "Scramble!" "[intensemusic]" "♪♪" " Private P--Private P" "Private Pie, 100%." "100% Private Pie." "3, 8, 7, 5--is that the code to the lock?" "This better fucking work." "Eight..." " We trained you for this, son." " You didn't train me shit." "Yes!" "Okay." "What's in here?" "No!" "Oh, fuck." "Ah, yeah!" " Remember your mission." "Bereadyto takethemdown ." "Whenyouhaveeliminated the enemy, wewillrendezvous at the extraction point." " That can't be right." "Wehaveheatsignatures on 40 soldiers." " 40?" "Are you kidding me?" " Don't worry, you can be hit up to 30 times beforeyouloseyourlife ." " 30?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" " Why don't you create a distraction to draw them out?" "[can clangs]" " Who threw that can?" " Go, go, go!" " Take him down now!" " Smoke him!" " Get him!" "[all talking at once]" " Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "Oh, fuck!" "[screaming] [speaking Swedish]" " Fire back!" " I don't want to fire back!" "[squeals]" " Fire back, God damn it!" "Yougotto shootthem." " Ha, ha!" "Got you, bitch!" "Take that motherfuckers!" "[explosion booms]" " Reload, reload!" " [squeals]" "Ahh!" "Whoo!" "I'm out." "Shit, I wasted so many" "Ow!" "Fucking ass!" " Remember, their head is their weak spot." " Why are you telling me this now?" "[yelling]" "Oh!" " If you can make it to the third symbol, youcanreload." " [screaming] [whistle blowing]" "Is that the--oh, shit." " How many of them are left?" " Too many, dude." "Too fucking many." " No, they've got a grenade!" " Shit." "Shit!" "[yelling]" " Your health bar is critical!" " Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure" "Ahh!" "Fucking ass!" "Got your dick!" "This is my final seven." "[slo-mo screaming]" "[screaming]" "I'm gonna use my last G." "This one's for Timmy." "[explosion booms]" "This is it for Private Pewds." "Sergeant, I don't think I'm gonna make it." "I'm out of ammo." "Tell my subs-- tell the bros-- do it for the" " Private Pie, I got good news." " What?" " You've taken out the enemy." "They'realldead." " Really?" "Oh." "Well, how about that, bitches?" " We're gonna help you find a way out of here." " I need a medic for my ass, dude." " Go to the green light." "That'syourextractionpoint." "[siren blaring]" "They'recomingin behindyou !" "They'vetriggeredthe explosives!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "[explosions booming]" " [screaming]" " This way, this way, this way!" " This way." " Straight, straight, straight in." "Out, out, out, out, out!" " Yeah!" "[cheers and applause]" " What's up?" "Central command, central command." " They got me in the ass." "When that happened, I was like, "I'm done."" "I want to see, 'cause I got hit in the head so many-- oh, Jesus Christ." "Look at this." "[applause]" " Really good job, man, really good job." " Want to learn how to work these weapons?" " Ready to kick some ass." " You ready to win?" " Fuck yeah." " We lost a lot of good men out there." " Well, it ain't gonna be me." " You sure about that?" " Nope." " Where you from?" " Sweden." " They have men in Sweden?" " Yes." "We have men in Sweden."