"What the fuck?" "Now you've wrecked the whole flower arrangement!" "Flower arrangement?" "Christ!" "I thought it was litter." "Don't you see what's going on here?" "Are you gonna propose?" "Yes and your mother's coming any minute!" "Shit." "Just relax!" "I'll just lay them out like they were." "Good as new, sort of." "Where's the fuckin' ring now?" "Don't panic." "Where did you see it last?" "I don't know where I saw it last." "Oh my." "Hi Mom!" "Stanley?" "Oh God, what..." "No, but what..." "What's this?" "Oh God..." "Hell, Stanley!" "Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec" "Johnny, you shouldn't mess with these guys." "Let's just say that they don't work for the Parks Department." "I'm just the middleman." "Go!" "Too chicken to jump from the ten or what?" "Go on!" "There's no water in the pool." "Go, then!" "Relax now." "Take it easy." "I'll..." "I'll talk now!" "I don't know why you have to make things so damn difficult all the time." "I feel a little dizzy." "How many points do I get for style?" "They are hiding at Ramton Camping." "Teddy has built an outhouse." "All his stuff is in there." "You dragged us out of bed for this?" "Yes, and memorize it.." "We're only going to visit some guys from Lillehammer." "This isn't a major heist." "Either we do this right or we don't do it at all." "Tagliano..." "Henriksen is no hick." "What do we really have on this Henriksen guy?" "The information that I have, I'd rather keep to myself." "It sounded like it was American-Italian, the name you mentioned." "Was it Tagliano?" "Do you think Henriksen pay if we gossip like a bunch of bitches?" "Leave it until we get the money." "Got it?" "I got it." "We are so happy." "You have been fantastic with me and Wenche and the boys." "So I wondered if you could do me the honour of being my best man." "No thanks." "I'm sure he'll be here soon." "Get out of the car please." "You have a defective tailight." "See there?" "Take a close look." "Ah... hold this." "You sound threatening." "Hands on the car where I can see 'em." "Come on, spread your legs!" "Now, quietly tell me what you've been up to in Oslo." "I'm gonna keep bothering you until you talk." "So... here." "Fix your tailight and we'll talk again." "Nice to see you again." "This is Tiril, our new special ed teacher." "Special ed?" "Bjorn, he's a great kid," "But he's struggling a bit with psychomotor skills." "So we'd like to try BUP." "It is natural for parents to be upset." "Okay." "I do not know what kind of educational methods were used where you grew up, but here in Norway we take children with special needs very seriously." "... what you said." "We'll send a notice in the mail." "Hello!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hello!" "Cool that Johnny will be your best man at the wedding." "Yes, it's really cool." "I'd like to help too." "Maybe I could be toastmaster?" "No." "I have a toastmaster." "Have you hired a pro?" "No." "Roar." "Roar?" "Yes!" "Teddy?" "There's only a hole in the ground where the shitter used to be." "Come again?" "Somebody swiped the shitter." "Look." "It's not there." "You're a little early." "Aren't we supposed to be meeting tomorrow, on the island?" "Put the shitter back." "What are you doing?" "We are moving." "Don't you get it?" "What?" "The shelter is closed." "I thought Johnny sent a message to let you know to leave us alone" "All of us at UDI read the message from Randi, so that ship has sailed." "Randi has serious drug problems, I have full control here." "Randi told us about the peephole you made in the girls' shower." "Peephole?" "Peephole, yes." "Peephole?" "!" "I drilled a vent in the wall so that fungus couldn't grow." "Stay here!" "We can have pizza and movie night." "Fuck UDI, stay here with me." "We'll better of Oslo." "Better in Oslo?" "Yes." "Fucking ungrateful darkies!" "Go back to whatever piece of shit country you came from!" "Go to hell!" "Hassan!" "I'm sorry, I did not mean it, Hassan!" "Hassan!" "Stanley Olsson?" "Yes." "Why?" "Laila Lyse from Customs." "This is my colleague, Officer Mork." "You have to come downtown with us." "For what?" "Illegal smuggling of alcohol into Norway." "Wait." "Just a minute." "I want a lawyer, now." "Jesus!" "I don't have time for this!" "Shit... they got you guys too?" "Yes, it's not looking good." "Bachelor Party!" "Stop it!" "Come on, girls!" "Yeehaw!" "Come on!" "Don't you want a drink or something?" "What's to celebrate?" "What's with you?" "Come on!" "Let's party!" "He's pretty out there." "Don't think my mom would be thrilled." "Come on, it's okay to read the menu as long as you eat dinner at home." "It appears that he is chewing the whole buffet here." "It's just I was part of a cult for 10 years and it's good to have some fun again." "I have to say I was a bit surprised when you called ." "It is not unthinkable." "Do you have any idea who is behind this?" "You are full of surprises you." "However, you must still pay the fine for the tailight." "No." "Why would you ask me that?" "A lot of fuss with the asylum seekers." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come back!" "Come here, girls!" "Get your hands off me you fucking sons of a whore!" "I don't want to go home." "Calm down will ya?" "Scumbag!" "Fucker!" "He spit at me!" "I've been thinking so much about Bjorn's test." "I've been thinking..." "Maybe he's a little under stimulated because he doesn't have a role model." "So..." "Wanna be with dad for a while?" "Okay." "Good luck, then." "Now we'll go home." "We'll make sure people do not steal?" "Get up!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "We must help the neighbor, his farm was attacked last night." "Get up." "Now!" "My poor little girl." "What happened?" "It's worse than we thought." "Were any animals killed?" "No, not just killed, but..." "One of the sheep has been the victim of an assault... of a sexual nature." "He did." "He ​​broke his nose, I think." "Look it's red!" "There are lots of stimuli here." "Lots of color and light." "Hello boss, we need to discuss a delicate matter with you." "The thing with Stanley... he has ... he's crossed a line..." "There was some vandalism at the neighbour's farm ... and Stanley..." "The district veterinarian has concluded that Stanley..." "We know that Stanley is good for the business and like that,   but just the thought of him and the sheep and my mom and..." "Hello!" "What are you doing?" "No, I can't take any more partying." "Shut up!" "What is it now?" "What's this?" "Hello!" "Stop it, now!" "Wait!" "Calm down, guys." "You have to think of that I am no longer young." "Who are you, then?" "Don't tell me you're my stripper today." "I own the farm next door" "Apparently you went there last night." "I got the sheep for my 50th birthday!" "This is absolutely crazy, I went straight home and went to bed." "Did you forget this?" "Look." "I was wasted." "It is not always so easy to be me." "I just lost my God!" "No." "No." "No." "Get off me!" "No, but get..." "How do you spell bye in Swedish, with an i or a y?" "I." "Again" "I" "You just sent a farewell message to Mom.." "Why?" "You just cancelled the wedding." "Careful." "What the fuck?"" "Didn't expect to see you here." "I've seen better gifts." "Looks like maybe the grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence." "I'll make sure he understands." "Wait!" "Sweden?" "Fuck that sounds nice." "There's not much bacon left in my freezer." "The stars will fall from heaven and the powers will shake." "And then I shall be seen in the sky." "Fuck." "He will return to Jesus, he said." "He will not be here with me anymore." "I just don't get it." "Well, Stanley is a complicated guy." "Just try and get over him." "Yes, but what is it with me and men?" "I'm like flypaper to these psychopaths." "We're making progress." "Cut it out Bjorn." "I told you earlier." "Put it in here like that, see.." "In Bjorn, in!" "It's not working." "It's fucked up!" "No wonder you're having a hard time, the thing's all messed up." "If it doesn't work, we'll do it like this." "I know you're stressed boss but I went to one of those schools, and look how I turned out." "Come on!" "Use your elbow!" "Yes!" "You got him here on time?" "I'm so nervous." "The good news is that the test went really well." "Far above average." "Thank God." "The bad news is that..." "You brought the wrong twin." "What do you mean?" "It was when we had to change a diaper, that we saw there was no doubt." "Oh, dear Bjorg." "I'm so sorry." "We are really sorry." "I hope you didn't do this on purpose!" "Jesus Christ." "What did he say?" "My God, you scared me!" "Where have you been?" "I've looked for you all week." "I've been somewhere that people like me can get help." "Oh." "Remember this?" "We had a lot of fun with it." "I don't feel like reminiscing." "You and I, we are the king and queen of the entire immigration circus." "Call UDI, and say that it was a misunderstanding." "No." "You were just overworked." "Randi." "No chance." "Come on." "I have gotten help for my problems, and I think that you should get some too." "Call UDI!" "Get off me!" "I said call!" "No." "Let me go!" "Call..." "Randi?" "We have some problems at the shelter." "Yes." "But I think..." "Yes, we delegated a lot at city hall." "Oh, I see." "Then I won't bother you Johnny." "I'm sorry, I'll fix things myself." "Yes." "Goodbye." "Cheers." "The latest on the Bieber robbery, the stolen goods have been recovered." "Thomas Hatlestad, NCIS boss, what can you say about developments in the case?" "We are very pleased." "Bank customers have gotten justice, so we are very happy." "There is strong criticism of NCIS, which were getting nowhere in their investigation, and then a sheriff from Lillehammer made a breakthrough." "She recovered the stolen property." "What can you say about the criticism?" "Criticism we are used to, so I have no comment." "Mette Hansen, you have been highly praised for finding the valuables." "Tell us what happened." "I'm just happy to be able to help." "I'm just doing my job." "and if Thomas needs any help, he has my number." "So Hatlestad, will you consider using this number more often in the future?" "It was just a little accident, Randi." "An accident." "It turns out that our little friend is a mafia snitch." "This means that someone over there would pay a lot of money for his address." "Shall we go to New York and search the phone book for Don fucking Corleone?" "Exactly."