"[Traffic passing in distance] Subtitle submitted by Gagat Improved by zamfiroiu Gilbert Corrected  improved by Kk.False" "[Footsteps] [Furniture scraping floor] [Faint conversation]" "[Pencil scratching paper] [Bell rings] [♪...]" "Man: ♪ unlock my body and ♪ ♪ move myself to dance ♪ ♪ moving warm liquid, ♪" "♪ flowing, blowing glass ♪" "♪ classical music blasting ♪" "♪ masks the ringing in my ears ♪" "♪ I miss the innocence ♪" "♪ I've known ♪" "♪ (ooh, yeah) ♪" "♪ Playing kiss covers, ♪" "♪ beautiful and stoned ♪" "♪ (Ooh, yeah) ♪" "♪ (Ooh, ooh) ♪" "♪ (ooh, ooh) ♪" "♪ (ooh, ooh, yeah) ♪" "[Music continues faintly]" " Really?" " What?" "I'm just gonna do 'em" "there." "Really?" "He has a dishwasher." "There's like, half a tomato on that plate." "Right here, this guy?" "Oh..." "Mmm, not anymore." "It's from like, an hour ago," "I swear." "What about this?" "Oh, keeper, for sure." "Really, this is ugly." "No." "Yeah." "Yeah, and it makes me look pregnant when I wear it." "You know, I gave that to you for your birthday." "God, this whole thing feels very... practical." "Jeez, take forever, Kevin." "I've been waiting for this ring for years!" "Come on, what do you really think, dude?" "Very ordinary ring." "Where are the stickers that came with it?" "[Groans]" "Just kidding." "Look, if she says yes-  ishe says yes?" "We're not going to do like, a dual wedding-- when she says yes." "Come on, dude, just get up here, okay?" "Help me out?" "This is light." "She's not gonna-- don't even think about it, man." "Look, when are you gonna propose?" "What?" "Tonight?" "Are you gonna propose tonight?" "No." "I mean, I was." "I just didn't-- you know, she's moving in, I didn't want to give her..." "Are you fucking with me, dude?" "I'm gonna Twist it off." "You're gonna move in together, you're gonna learn all these awesome things about being in a long-term relationship, which, you know, you can't even comprehend because you've never done it before." "And then you're going to get married and have one kid, but it's gonna turn out to be septuplets." "I'm gonna miss that couch." "You realize if we unpack everything right now, you're gonna have to do the dishes." "Premium:" "It's the good stuff." "Yeah, I don't fuck around." "Now we know." "I wonder if Sarah is the same at sex as Beth is at sex." "Oh, come on, man, I don't want to know your brain has thoughts like that." "You don't think about that stuff?" "They're sisters." "I have an idea." "We're not switching." "What if you proposed to her after our show?" "You know, like, during the encore." "That would be such a douchebag thing to do, man." "But how amazing would it be?" "All our friends would already be there." "It'd be the perfect engagement party." "That'd be cool." "Lube on your books." "You know what?" "That would be cool." "You think... she's gonna fucking hate me." "Dude, do you think she's gonna say yes?" "I mean, she's moving in." "[Engine sputtering]" "It's a sign." "It's a sign, Beth." "Seriously." "[Engine starts]" "Yeah." "...You know, when Andrew and I first moved in together, our first night, we had sex in every room in the apartment." "Wow." "That is so crazy-cliche," "I can't even handle it." "No, I'm just, I'm just saying that's another plus side to moving in together:" "More sex." "Got it, the problem is that" "I'm saving myself for marriage, so it doesn't apply." "I thought you don't believe in marriage..." "I don't, so I'm going to die a virg." "Straight up." "I swear we're not related." "Kevin:" "Andrew!" "Hello there, sorry." "I didn't mean to yell." "Sarah:" "This is heavy, so..." "Kevin:" "Okay, ready, got it?" "Sarah:" "Watch it." "Andrew:" "Oh, yeah, really heavy." "Sarah:" "All right, tough guy." "[Birds chirping] [Traffic passing in distance]" "[Sighs]" "Man: ♪ oh... ♪" "♪ Ah, ah ♪" "♪ Lovin' you, baby, ♪" "♪ when you're holding me, baby ♪" "♪ I... ♪" "I'm gonna be a really bad roommate." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Care to explain yourself?" "I just forget to put the milk away all the time, when I go to work." "It's fine, like, in the winter, but in the summertime, it's-- the whole is gonna smell really sour-y and milky." "It's gross." " Yeah?" "Mm-hmm." "And, like, every available surface, I'll find a way to put, like, a-- leave a coffee mug on it." "You know, with, like, this much coffee left in it." " That's totally cool, 'cause-  it's annoying." "It's not, 'cause I only drink this much coffee." "I wouldn't drink it." "Oh, and I go grocery shopping when I'm really hungry." "That's a bad thing, you know, that's-- you're not supposed to do that, right, 'cause you spend way too much money." "I shop when I'm hungry." "No, I spend way too much money and then you'll come home, right?" "Mm-hmm." "And it's gonna be like, a house full of groceries and then I'm gonna say I really wanna eat out." "[Chuckles]" "You're laughing now." "Oh, and if you see like, a piece of paper or like an envelope or something with a drawing on it that I've done, you might think that that's okay To throw away 'cause it's just on a scrap of" "paper, but it's probably the most important drawing I've ever done in my whole life." "I'm gonna be really, really, really pissed if you throw it out-- so don't do that." "I won't do it." "Really, though." "I know about this already." "I don't care." "Well, you don't know that I fart all the time." "'Cause I do." "That's so crazy 'cause I fart all the time." "Not more than me." "I fart constantly." "It's like I don't even know a time when I'm not farting." "I'm farting right now." "[Chuckles] You're just saying that to be nice." "Just wait." "[Laughs]" "This is really gonna be bad, bud." "I love you so much." "Man: ♪ no more bad ♪" "♪ dreams, baby ♪" "Sarah:" "I'm gonna be a really" "Man: ♪ no more afraid to open ♪" "♪ the door and let you in ♪" "Kevin:" "Roommates." "I like it." "Roommates." "Man: ♪ lovin' you, baby... ♪" "[Both gasping]" "Kevin:" "Did you come?" "Come on, come on, babe." "[Kevin grunts, gasps...]" "[Both breathing heavily]" "You're so awesome." "You are so fucking beautiful." "Shh..." "You're so beautiful." "Shh, shh, shh." "I love you." "I'm so happy." "You're so... mm." "So awesome." "I love you so much." "Shh!" "I love you!" "[Laughs] No." "[Cat purring softly]" "[Back-up signal beeps...]" "[Kevin groaning sleepily...]" "[Music playing through speaker] [Tapping to song's rhythm] Hey, we don't have time for that." "Okay, good morning." "'Morning, hon." "We gotta go-- these gotta go to the post office." "I will make this a to-go order." "Hey, these gotta go out or do you not want the date saved in our guests' calendars?" "Oh, it would definitely be the end of the world if our guests make conflicting plans many months in advance, because we didn't send out our notifications till tomorrow." "Real quick, do you have a preference about these forks?" "Do I?" "Good question." "[Clinking]" "Um, this one does not function as a fork." "Mister, you know what?" "It would be more helpful if you just said, "I don't care."" "I'll be right back." "Coffee is ready." "Beth:" "No, no way." "It's way too soon." "It's way too soon." "You don't think she might warm up to the idea when she sees the look in his eyes of love and the ring and..." "Ring?" "No!" "Oh, God." "Does he have a ring, really?" "Yeah." "Oh, God." "No, I-- you know Sarah." "It's like baby steps, you know what I mean?" "She-- where would he even get this idea?" "I might have..." "Given him the idea." "Bad... bad." "You need to..." "Tell him to wait till, I mean..." "He really loves her." "It's so not the right time." "Okay I'm serious." "Okay, I will." "You have to fix it." "I will." "I will take care of this." "[Rock playing...] ...Hey." "Kev, you put any more thought into... proposing?" "Yeah, I don't think" "I'm gonna do it." " Oh, yeah-- good, good." "Can you believe that somebody already took my old apartment?" "Like, signed the lease today?" "That was fast." "I know." "Wait, how do you know this?" "Sarah!" "It hasn't even been a week." "[Loud rock music]" "It's the girl from the bookstore-- bookstore girl." "She's here." "Bookstore girl?" "Bookstore girl." "She exists?" "She's here." "What's she doing here?" "Is that rhetorical or are you actually asking me that?" "I'm gonna go find out." "Man: ♪ touch me in the dark ♪" "♪ fade into the feeling ♪" "♪ whisper in my ear ♪ what you want," "♪ what you need ♪" "♪ tell me my name... ♪" "Oh!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Um, I'll go get some paper towels." "No, that's all right." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, it's no big deal." "'Cause I can handle it, it's no problem." "I'm sure, but it's, honestly, don't even worry about it." "It's fine." "Okay, okay" "Uh, hey, can I buy you a drink?" "What?" "Can I buy you a drink?" "Oh." "I have a drink." "Yeah..." "Thanks." "Uh, so, you live around here?" "Sorry." "Do you live around here?" " Oh, um, yeah, I-- do you know Kevin?" "No." " Yeah, the singer in the-- in wolfbird, the singer of the band?" "Yeah, he, um, we live to-- he's my boyfriend." "He's your boyfriend?" "Yeah, we live together." "Jeez Louise." "I'm such a moron." "No, no." "That's cool, though." "I'll see you." "Jonathan!" "Is that right?" "Jonathan, right?" "You know my name?" "You know my name." "I make it a point to see every band with a wolf-related name." "Really?" "Yes, because I" "I want to be the guy that's seen them all." "[Chuckles] Okay" "Yeah, I've seen wolfmother, wolf parade, wolf eyes, wolf cub, peanut butter wolf," "Peter wolf, Patrick wolf, alpha wolf, sea wolf." "I've even seen Los Lobos." "This is very impressive." "Man:" "Steppenwolf." "What's that?" "Steppenwolf, dude." "That is a band." "I totally agree." "That is a band." "Great band." "I'm gonna add them to my list." "They tour?" "You seen them?" "All right." "[Chuckles]" "This guy." "[Chuckles nervously]" "You seem kind of nervous right now." "I do?" "I just, uh, you probably aren't-- who are you?" "Uh, I'm Jonathan." "That's Jonathan." "That's Beth." "And Beth, yeah." "He hangs out at the bookstore." "I stalk your friend." "Quietly, because..." "It's a bookstore." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna-- they're gonna start probably." "Oh, okay" "Um, I'll call you when your book comes in." "If it comes in." "It'll come in." "All right, well, it was nice meeting you." "Bye." "What are you doing?" "Talking to a customer from the bookstore." "Ooh, your boyfriend's band is about to play." "I know." "I hear they're awesome." "I can't wait." "Go watch them." "I can't wait," "I love 'em so much." "Me too." "[Applause, cheering]" "[Crowd roars]" "[Inaudible] [Cheering and applause]" " Thank you!" "Ah, it's great to be here." "It's great to be back." "We got some new stuff for you." "We hope you like it." "We, uh, the next one, the first one, it's the first one, this first one is called, well, you'll figure it out." "♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah- ♪" "♪ babies ♪" "♪ b-b-b-b-b-bah-bah ♪" "♪ bah-bah-babies ♪" "♪ b-b-b-b-b-b-babies ♪" "♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪ all right!" "♪ Bah-bah-bah-baby ♪" "♪ bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪" "♪ b-b-b-baby!" "♪" "♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah-bah ♪" "♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah ♪" "♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪ shh..." "♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪" "Beth:" "Look at him." "Yeah, I know." "No, look at him." "He's yours." " ♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah... ♪ Ba... bies!" "♪" "Crowd:" "Wolfbird, wolfbird, wolfbird, wolfbird..." "Oh... ow!" "This is seriously one of the best shows we've ever played!" "Mucho, mucho, mucho, mucho gracias!" "Gracias." "Ow!" "I'm gonna do it." " No, kev, don't-  hey..." "I'm gonna do it." "Uh..." "[Chuckles]" "So, we're leaving on tour real soon, and-  man:" "We'll miss you!" "I'm gonna miss you too, dad!" "And, uh, I'm seriously gonna get in trouble right now, but there's this girl..." "Kevin!" "I gotta." "I love this girl, and I'm gonna miss her to peaches-- uh, pieces." "Peaches doesn't make any sense." "I'm gonna miss her to pieces." "Sarah, where are you?" "Man:" "Over here!" "Okay, uh, I hope that we're gonna look back on this and laugh because I know I am embarrassing you right now, but I can't leave for a month without doing this, I just," "I can't, so..." "There you are." "It's okay" "[Growling] It's okay" "[Normally] I'm not gonna bite," "I just..." "Sarah, we know we wanna spend the rest of our lives together." "I just want to make it official." "Woman:" "Whoo!" "[Breathing heavily]" "[Chuckling]" "[Breathing heavily]" "Sarah..." "Will you marry me?" "Man:" "I'll marry you, Kevin!" "Go ahead, Sarah." "It's okay, it's just us." "Man:" "Do it!" "Sarah, Sarah, come on." "Woman:" "Come on, Sarah." "Audience:" "Oh..." "[Jeering and muttering]" "[Man laughs]" "[General conversation]" "Oh, sh..." "[Breathes heavily]" "Shit." " [Panting] - [Breathing heavily] Fuck." "I just-- wait, I should go back and talk to her, right?" "No, no, just take a minute." "Sarah." "Sarah." "Sarah, I told them not to do that, I swear." "You knew?" "No, no, I'm sorry." "Look, I didn't" "I told them not to." "Fuck." "What the fuck did I do?" "I can't believe that that just happened." "Hey, it's gonna be all right." "No, I can't believe that he just did that." "Hey, hey, hey, Sarah, it's gonna be okay" "It's not okay!" "It's not okay" "[Birds chirping]" "[Cat meows]" " Andrew: 'Morning." " 'Morning." "[♪...]" " And pets are okay, right?" " Right..." " Beth:" "Sarah, I'm sorry, I-- you know, I care about you so much, and I just..." "I have to be the voice of reason right now, I" " Kevin is awesome." "He's so awesome." "Sarah:" "Yep, I know." "Beth:" "You know, I saw him this morning and I just-- you should've seen his little face, it was so droopy and sad and..." "I couldn't help but think this is temporary, right?" "Beth..." "I'm just saying, you know, he's such a good guy, and he's so in love with you..." "I get it, I get it, I get it." "He really is." "I get it, I get that he's wonderful, and I also get that you're getting married, and that that's something that's super..." "This isn't about that." " It" " I'm just saying I'm not sure that you can understand, like, where I'm coming from at all." "All right, try." "Okay, um..." "I'm happy." "[Scoffs]" "Thank you." "I know that I'm not happy right now, like, not in this particular conversation or whatever, but overall, I'm a very happy person, you know?" "Very happy and positive." "I may even be the most happy and positive person you've ever met in your whole entire life, right?" "Okay" "And..." "I don't know, it's like..." "[Sighs]" "When I started moving in with him, like even just started thinking about it, I, I felt so..." "[Straining]" "[Imitates straining]" "Yes." "What is that?" "That's how I felt." "It is, and I'm not like, "oh, well, I'm over Kevin." "Who's Kevin?" "I don't care about him" at all." "You're making up excuses." "I'm not." "And they're not very good, you know, it's time to grow up, I..." "Come on, don't even." "[Laughs] What are you so afraid of?" "I'm afraid that I'm gonna sound like you, psycho." "Well, that's just rude." "That..." "Okay, I just, I don't really," "I don't know, I don't want to start saying a bunch of stuff 'cause this is gonna, like, escalate, and then I'm gonna say a bunch of stuff that I regret and have to apologize for later." "I don't wanna do that, I just wanna go have food that's bad for us and you to give me a bunch of sympathy." "Like, that's the only thing." "Well..." "I will eat bad food with you." "Great." "But I'm not gonna give you sympathy, I'm sorry." "[Gulls squawk in distance]" "[Music playing faintly in headphones...]" " How do you get your books delivered here, by a mule?" " Hmm?" "Oh, hi." "Hey, I wasn't looking at your butt crack." "Yeah, this says that it was shipped on the 28th." "That's a long time ago." "Hey, I'm moving into a place really, really close to you." "How do you know where I live?" "Couldn't make up something more mysterious?" "[Chuckles] ...Marine biology." "Mm, actually getting my master's in it." "Wow, look at you." "Isn't there, like, a university bookstore, then, you could get all these obscure books at, instead of coming here?" "Well, you don't work at a university bookstore." "What are you studying?" "[Chuckles] Uh, nothing." "I'm not" " I was a library science major, but I didn't finish, so..." "Library science." "Science of libraries." "[Inhales and exhales deeply]" "When's the housewarming party?" "Uh, what do you mean, my housewarming party?" "You're moving, right?" "You're moving in with, uh..." "Kevin?" "No, God, no, no." "You were there, you saw..." "Uh, no, that's, um, that's over." "Really?" "Really." "Well..." "[Sighs]" "If you, uh, need help warming your house, doesn't need to be like a whole... party, per se, you know, could just be..." "[Bell dinging]" "Um, yeah." "I'll call you." "Don't you need my number?" "It's in the computer." "Hey, what a courteous and helpful employee." "Seriously, what extra-mile customer care!" "You don't, you don't have to." "I'm the, I'm the manager." " [Whispers] Sorry-- good job." "[Rock playing in distance]" "Andrew:" "I'm gonna need you to just try and play a good show tonight, okay?" "I know it sucks, but for the next hour and 15 minutes, let's just try and have fun out there, all right?" "Or at least sell some t-shirts, make a little money, capisci?" " T-shirts?" " Oh, come" " I'm sorry, you know what I mean." "Come on." "[Audience cheering]" "Hey, that was a really great show." "Well, thank you." "I mean, it was awesome." "I was worried you guys were gonna cancel." "Why is that?" "I saw what happened in l.a." "You were there?" "Band: ♪ ..." "Linda!" "♪ ♪ Linda, Linda, Linda ♪ ♪ Linda-Linda, Linda-Linda ♪" "♪ Linda, Linda, Linda. ♪" "[Music ends]" "[Rock playing in club...]" " Hey." " Hey!" "Hi!" "[Overlapping conversations]" "I wanna talk to you about something-- here, drink this." "Okay So, I'm scrapping the idea of a group art show, and instead it's gonna be a solo show with just you." "What?" "!" "Yes." "No." "Cheers." "That's a bad idea." "No, it's not." "Isabelle, do not do that." "You deserve it." "No!" "No, I don't deserve that." "...And I can do whatever" "I want." "You're insane." "You're insane." "But Kevin and Andrew aren't still playing at the wedding, right?" "Of course they are." "Why wouldn't-- oh, right..." "[Laughs] I haven't talked about it, I haven't talked about it since d-day." "Well..." "[Shouting over music] Hey," "Sarah!" "Sarah!" "Sarah!" "Well..." "[Chuckles]" "Kevin's gonna play solo during the reception because of" "Andrew's obvious conflict, and then wolfbird, the full band, is gonna play later, like, late." "Like, last hour of the open bar." "And Sarah's fine with this?" " Let me just double-check." "Hey, Sarah!" "Beth, yes." "Michelle has a wolfbird question." "No, not..." "Serious." "You're still cool if Kevin plays music at the wedding, right?" "Yeah, of course, yes, totally." " See?" "Sarah is-- she's not, you know, a personal conflict, temporary awkardnesses, she can put those aside like an adult." "Well, yeah, but how do you think he feels about it?" "That is a good question." "This is a good question." "Hey, Sarah!" "Sarah!" "Beth:" "Sar'!" "Sarah!" "Beth, yes!" "How do you think Kevin feels about it?" "About playing at the wedding?" "Yeah." "I really have no idea how Kevin feels about it." "Do you think you could call him?" "Beth!" "What?" "This is important." "You want me to call him?" "We're in the middle of..." "Beth:" "Yeah!" "No..." "I don't really wanna call him, Beth." "Why don't you get your boyfriend to call him?" "Maybe it would be good if you talked to him." "Isabelle:" "We're talking about something that Sarah is excited about..." "[Overlapping voices]" "[Laughs] What?" "Not looking for an excuse to call him." "Just trying to settle this thing." "Okay Great timing, Beth." "Get it locked and loaded." "[Laughs]" "Uh-oh." "[Music changes]" "Hey, I'm sorry." "That was obnoxious." "Had a few drinks with alcohol and, um..." "[Chuckles]" "How are you?" "I am catching up." "Are you all moved in now?" "Yeah, I am, except for unpacking, but..." "Good!" "I mean... good." "So, is that gonna be it now?" " "It"-- what do you-- what?" "For what?" "I just... want this to be the last big thing, I..." "You're making me nervous, I..." "I'm not." "I'm getting married." "I'm getting married!" " I just moved, all-  what?" "All I did was move, you know?" "I know." "...Not doing anything." "I know, that's not..." "You know what?" "If you wanna make mistakes, these are your mistakes to make, not mine, and..." "I gotta respect that." " Hey." "Mm." " What's going on?" " Is she okay?" "Yeah, she's fine." "Tired." "I'm tired." "Okay, I'm gonna take her." "Do you wanna go?" "Yeah, please." "Okay, you sure you got it?" "I got it." "She got it." "You got it." " Sarah." "Mm." " Wake up, we're here." " Fine, thank you." "Of course." "[Still drunk] For driving me... it's nice." "No..." "[Chuckles]" "What, what's so funny?" "This isn't my house." "I don't live here anymore." "This is Kevin's house only." "I'm sorry, I didn't realize." "I have not been to your new place, let's just go." "No, no, no, no." "I have a key." "I'm gonna go here." "I wanna go here." "No." "Why, why, why?" "Sarah." "What?" "Sarah, get back in the car." "He's not here, Isabelle." "Isabelle, he's not even home, he's on tour." "I just am gonna sleep in a comfortable bed." "My bed sucks, he has a comfortable bed, it smells like a man." "I just want that." "One night, who cares?" "This is not a good idea, and I would be a very bad friend if I let you go up there." " Uh-uh." "Get back in the-  you're good, though," "Isabelle." "Nobody will take that away from you." "Ever." "So good." "[Sighs]" "Whoops." "[Chuckles] [Groans]" "Hi, Kevin." "Uh, oh, I'm... good." "I'm brilliant." " Both:" "What are you doing here?" " Jinx, you go first." "I, uh, I canceled..." "We canceled the tour 'cause..." "I was too..." "I was too fucked-up." "Yikes, uh, that's..." "That sounds really horrible." "Um..." "I..." "I was just stopping by to get something, so..." "Is that really why you're here?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I, uh, I got this, uh, bag of bagels and I opened..." "It up, and I took one out and" "I cut it and then I said, "aw," "I don't have a toaster, I should go and get it," so..." "Yeah." "Are you happier?" "'Cause if you are, I..." "I'll let you go, but..." "Are you happier?" "Yeah." "Just get out." "Just... go on, get out." " Okay" " Jonathan:" "Cookies!" " Sarah:" "Mm-hmm." "Really?" "Is that okay?" "Mmm, yes." "I'd say this house is warmed." " Mm-hmm." "Oh, uh..." "Merry Christmas!" "What's this?" "Open it." "Thank you for cooking dinner." "Sweet!" "It's the book I paid for and ordered two months ago." "That's right." "I thought you would love it." "It is just what I've always wanted." "[Music playing in background]" "So..." "Do you want to dance?" "Help me." "[Dragging furniture]" "Oh, nice moves." "Okay, okay" "Woman: ♪ ..." "There's a crowd ♪ of people talkin' in your head ♪" "♪ talkin' all at once, they ♪ never want to go to bed... ♪" "[Mouths] You motherfucking asshole." "You are so cute... oh..." "I wish I could kiss you." "Right now." "[Mouths words]" "What's that?" "Why can't you?" "I gotta be a gentleman." "[Mouths] Really..." "You just got out of a long-term relationship." "Don't get me wrong;" "I really, really want to." "It'd just be really insensitive of me." "Well, what if I kissed you?" "I got a mouthful of cookie." "After that." "Woman: ♪ ... the climb back ♪ up is like mount Everest ♪" "♪ whoa, oh... ♪" "That's what it's like to kiss the bookstore girl." "I don't know what I'm doing." "I know, and for that," "I'm gonna leave." "'Cause you know what happens after kissing." "[Sighing]" "Hey!" "I really hope you call me." "I'll call you." "Bye." "Beth:" "So, I'd say we're not even 50%, but I got the cake designer, florist, D.J. are all set" " D.J.?" "Yeah." "We're not getting a D.J." "Yeah, no, I booked him yesterday." "Why would you do that?" "We don't need a D.J., I was just gonna play a playlist on my iPod." "Well, you said you didn't want to be a part of it, so..." "Yeah, but music is kind of my thing." "I don't want some guy playing" ""YMCA" At my wedding." "We can tell him that." "Who?" "The D.J." "The D.J., oh." "How much is he charging us?" "Look, give me his number." "Write down his number and I'll call him, I'll take care of it." "[Traffic passing]" "The next time I'm gonna be alone... will either be after Beth dies..." "Or I die." "Ohh..." "Bummer." "Sarah:" "Yeah, like, I have all these friends that, that finished school and they worked their way to these crazy jobs and make all this money, right?" "But..." "None of them are happy." "They're just complaining nonstop, mostly about time." "You know, "I don't have any time to do anything." "I don't have any time to see you."" "So, I dunno, it makes me think that aspirations are just totally overrated." "'Cause I work in, like, this shitty bookstore, right?" "And I sometimes feel like perhaps, I have life figured out way more than those people do." "Plus books, right?" "Books." "Right." "Books are cool." "They are cool." "What about you, mister?" "Well, I know they didn't have an ocean in Kansas City." "Oh, really, there's not?" "No, there's not." "They didn't get one." "I know that's why I became totally obsessed with it." "And waves are crazy." "I mean, being controlled by the moon is totally nuts." "That's nuts." "But it's also, it's similar to what you were saying, in a way, because I feel like, feel like marine animals have the ultimate life." "They get to just float around and there's nowhere they gotta be." "Yeah, but they gotta worry about getting eaten by sharks." "I actually have a lot of sympathy for sharks because if they knew how much we villainize them, they'd be like," ""dude, it is not my fault I was born with giant teeth and have a giant appetite."" "I mean, sharks gotta eat." "Sharks gotta eat." "You know, that's, like, that's really beautiful to me." "That's life and..." "I am sounding totally stupid right now." "You're not." "You're not." "You're sounding very adorable right now." "Yeah." " It's cool, I-- it's just cool that you care so much about..." "Something, you know?" "Yeah?" "Huh." ""Huh."" "[Both laugh]" "Jonathan:" "I should probably get back to work." "Well, what time are you getting off?" "[Thud] ...Oh, my-- [Laughs]" "I just, I want to make sure" "I'm not stepping over any boundaries." "What boundaries?" "Oh, you know." "You know boundaries." "Wait, are you sure?" "Are you like, are you sure?" "I want you to have sex with me right now." "Is that clear enough for you?" "Hey, Sarah, I just mean," "I think you are so beautiful." "Take off your clothes!" "Uh-oh." "Boner alert." "I'm, I'm poking you." "I like it." "Oh, I'm so glad that you broke up with your ex-boyfriend." "Wait, that was not the right thing to say right now." "It's okay" "Me too." "God... you're... really..." "Good at this..." "Aren't you?" "Yeah." "You're really, really..." "Fucking me." "[Jonathan gasps] [Sarah laughs] [Jonathan laughs]" "[Both breathing heavily...]" "I really, really, really, really, really like you, Jonathan." "Really, really like you, Sarah." "Jonathan?" "Yeah?" "You have a giant penis." "[Waves lapping, gulls squawking]" "Beth: 50 bucks she comes to the wedding with Kevin." "They'll both R.S.V.P. With separate guests and then a week before the wedding, they'll get back together and we'll have two extra plates we have to pay for." " Mm" " I hope that happens." "Speak of the devil." "Who?" ""What's he look like?" "No, don't tell me."" "Why, why would you-- what's the point of sending that text?" "Sarah:" "Thanks." "Hi." "Beth:" "Hello." " Beth... hello-- ooh." "Jonathan." "Hello." "Hi." "Hi, how you doing?" " Good-- this is Andrew." "Hey, man, how are you doing?" "It's really great to meet you guys." "I've met you before." "Where have I met you?" "Oh, right, no, you have." "I, uh, I make a point to see every band with a wolf-related name, so I actually saw wolfbird when you guys were in town last time." "And, uh, you guys are awesome, by the way." "You saw our last show?" "Yeah, and I was really bummed that your encore got cut short by someone." "I'm so sorry." "I really apologize." "I remember you." "Wow." "So that-- so you're totally aware that Sarah was proposed to like, six, eight weeks ago?" "Yeah, dude, I was there." "That's been established." "And you know they dated for," "I mean, about-  two years?" "Sarah:" "More." "Jonathan:" "Yeah, no, more." "Over two years." "No, we are way past that." "Yeah, way past that." "We've even had sex with each other." "Hey." "How about that?" "We're about to have dinner." "You're right, I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Don't let it happen again." "[Laughs]" "Andrew:" "That is wild." "Yeah, dude, I'm sorry," "I don't mean to harp on this," "I just, you realize this makes you kind of the, I don't wanna-  like a rebound?" "Yeah." "Yeah, no, I know." "Totally sucks." "I feel like I got, like, what?" "Like, three more weeks left?" "Pssh, two." "Two?" "Tops." "That's it?" "Two, tops." "Well, I mean, you know Sarah." "Yeah." "Yeah, we do." "Yeah, well, no, and I've thought about this and I just figured I'd much rather be with her-- you-- right now and, like, experience some totally devastating heartbreak in the future than to not be" "with her at all." "It's worth it to me." "[Glass clatters]" "Sarah:" "Oh, God." "Oh, fuck." "Are you okay?" "I just totally spilled wine all over my crotch." "Yeah, we saw it." "I can't really, I'd rub the real area, but-  that's really inappropriate." "You want us to spill wine on our crotches out of solidarity?" "Would that make you feel better?" "That is something I would say, man." "Uh, fuck, I am an idiot." "Well, good luck taking care of that sick otter." "Jonathan:" "Thank you." "Hey, Sarah, you're still coming with me to meet the gift bag designer, right?" "When?" "Tomorrow morning." "I asked you about this." "Tomor... that..." "Tomorrow's my day off." "I know." "That's why I scheduled it." "Right." "Do you want to go with Beth to the gift bag designer?" "Yeah, totally." "You can fly solo on this one, right, babe?" "They're not that important." "Jonathan:" "I'm being serious," "I will totally go." "I got nothing going on, it'd be awesome." "You're being serious?" " Mm-hmm." "It's strange, but" "I like that-- he's not joking." "He wants to go with you." "You don't have to feel any pressure, it's okay, man." "But I will go." "All right, I think we're done." "[Clears throat]" "Beth:" "Hey, mister, that was rude." "What?" "What was rude?" "What you said about the gift bags." "What did I say?" ""Nobody cares."" " That's" " I-- okay, well, I'm sorry." "I care." "I want you to care, too." "About the gift bags?" "About everything." "About the wedding." "Sometimes I feel like it's not important to you." "Not sometimes, all the time." "Okay, well, wait a minute." "I made the decision to spend the rest of my life with you months before I even thought of asking." " Okay Well-- listen, no, no, no, hold on-- the wedding is going to mean a lot to me." "It's gonna mean a tremendous amount to me." "I'm probably going to cry during the ceremony 'cause I'm a pussy-- you're marrying a pussy." "Just F.Y.I." "But that's not what it is." "To me, it's a, it's a, it's just a-- it's a party." "It's a big party to celebrate us." "But, mister, it's a lot of work, especially on our budget, and when you act blase about it, it hurts my feelings." "And you know Sarah doesn't give a shit and my mom is not helpful." "It's just me." "It's gonna be the greatest wedding that ever happened in humanity's history." "We're a team, you know?" "You're right." "Thank you." "And when you're right, you're right and" " I'm right." "[They kiss]" "Jonathan:" "So, aside from my little accident, I didn't embarrass you too much?" "No, you didn't embarrass me." "Kind of embarrassed by Beth, but that's nothing new." "Is it wrong of me to say that" "I'm kind of getting sick of her?" "No... why do you spend so much time with her if she bothers you so much?" "What else would I do?" "Sometimes your friends change and it sucks, but you move on." "Yeah, but, I mean, you don't move on from your sister." "She's your sister?" "!" "Yes." " Wh-- you never told me that." " I, yes, that's" "Beth is my sister." "That's amazing." " That's so weird-- oh, my God." "Amazing, that's crazy." " I actually like the guy." " Yeah, Jeremy was awesome." " Jonathan." "Right." "[Water running]" "[Spits] Jonathan." "Not a bad dude." "I feel bad." "She's gonna bust his heart into a million pieces." "So, a lot of these magazines talk about green weddings," ""how to reduce your nuptial footprint."" "That is so stupid." "No, I think we should totally do it." "Okay" "I mean, we already have the all-organic catering" " I don't think it would be that big a deal." " What's the matter with you?" " Why, what'd I do?" " No..." "I mean, literally, what is the matter with you?" "You're like..." "Too perfect." "There's gotta be something, right?" "Some huge, fucked-up thing that you haven't told me yet." "Hmm?" "Oh, there is something." "What is it?" "So, you know how you were talking about marriage earlier?" "I, uh, I don't believe in it." "Shut up!" "Ah!" "That was an accident." "[Kiss]" "[Laughs] I really did not mean to hit you that hard." "That's okay" "I'm sorry." "That's crazy." "I don't believe in marriage, either." " Mm-hmm." "Man, I thought you were going to say something so much worse than that." "Why don't you believe in it?" "Well..." "Since I got..." "Divorced..." "There it is." "Divorced." "That's what I'm talking about." "You're divorced." "Is that bad?" "What happened?" "Nothing really happened." "It wasn't like some big blow-up or anything, she just..." "She just didn't want to be with me anymore." "And, uh..." "I'm glad it happened last year and not when I was like 40 or something like that, you know?" "It's actually a good thing." "I'm really glad it happened." "She sounds like a crazy bitch." "Mm..." "She wasn't really a bitch." "Oh my God, why are you so nice all the time?" "Stop being so nice." "Yup." " What are you doing?" " I'm not doing anything." "♪ What are you doing?" "♪" "[Gasps] What are you doing?" "Ow-- hello." "[Laughing] Nothing." " [Laughing] Your-- your Dick tastes like Merlot." "♪ All of-- all of the mistakes ♪ ♪ I've made ♪" "♪ all of the mistakes ♪" "I've made... ♪ [Pauses] ♪" "[Drum track plays...]" "[Piano joins in...]" "♪ All the ways that I fucked up ♪" "♪ the plans I'd laid ♪" "♪ all the times ♪" "I showed up late, all the places I left" "♪ when I should have stayed ♪" "♪ I know ♪" "♪ Now I know ♪" "♪ All the chances I let by ♪" "♪ all the accidents ♪" "♪ that dot the maps of my life ♪" "♪ all of those long, worthless ♪" "♪ nights ♪" "♪ all the times that I know ♪" "♪ I didn't get it right ♪" "♪ It brought me to you ♪" "♪ all the shit I went through, ♪" "♪ So I don't care what it took, ♪" "♪ all the shit I went through ♪" "♪ it brought me to you, ♪" "♪ yeah, it got kind of rough ♪" "♪ it seemed like hoping never ♪" "♪ mattered enough ♪" "♪ and then it ended with me ♪" "♪ falling in love ♪" "♪ it brought me to you ♪" "[Accompaniment ends]" "♪ Now I miss you. ♪" "Jonathan:" "I'm gonna miss you this weekend." "Me, too." "Ow-- ow, ow, ow, ow!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "[Kissing...]" "My sister's gonna be here, like, now." "Now's not right now." "It is." "[Cell phone ring tone]" "How many people do you think are having sex right now?" "Hey, I need you to stop." "Really, she's calling again." "She's just calling to say she's on her way." "She's just calling to say..." "Beth:" "Sarah?" "Sarah?" "Oh my God." "Beth:" "Are you humping?" "Hey, Beth." "Beth:" "Hi, Jonathan." "[Whistling]" "Ferd?" "[Whistles]" "Ferdinand?" "Ferdinand?" "Here, girl!" "[Whistles]" "Girl?" "Ferd?" "[Whistling]" "Sarah, we're gonna be late!" "Well, I can't find the cat, so what do you want?" "We can't find ferdinand." "...You can't miss your sister's bridal shower." "Look, I know you're worried." "I got nothing going on." "I'm gonna go look for her." "She's just never been outside before, like ever in her life." "I know, I know." "She's fine, she's fine." "She just went on a little adventure." "[Sighs] Fine, okay" "God..." "You gonna give me a key?" "[Muttering] I'm giving you a key now." "[Scoffs] I can give it to you when you get back." "Beth:" "Come on!" "I'm sorry, Beth." "Hey..." "Yeah?" "[Kiss]" "Try to have fun, okay?" "Yeah, okay" " Beth?" " [Vomiting]" "[Spits] Ugh." "[Beth honks twice]" " Mom:" "Hi!" "Benjie:" "Hey!" "[Dog barks]" " Beth:" "Now that I'm about to get married and I'm taking the first steps towards starting my family, I really just feel so fortunate to have all of you amazing role models in my life." "Mom, the way you and dad love each other is inspiring." "Growing up and seeing you two together..." "I've just always wanted that, to have what you have." "And now to be able to share that with my future husband..." "[Chuckling]... "Husband"..." "Um, it's amazing, and I don't take it for granted." "So, cheers." "All:" "Cheers." "Mom?" "I'll be right back." "[Toilet flushing] [Clattering] [Sighs deeply]" "[Dog pants]" "[Snorts]" "[Receipt printer clicking] Good luck." "[Dog slurps]" "[Beth laughing] Benjie:" "How was it, Sarah?" "It was fine." "Yeah, Beth was..." "She was really happy." "Not always the easiest thing to do, so..." "Hey, sairs," "I need your advice on something." "Your mom and I..." "We're not getting a-- we're not getting a divorce, but we're gonna be spending time away from each other for a few months, so..." "Benjie..." "No, I mean, it's awful, but..." "You know, it could be way worse." "[Chokes up]" "Um..." "We don't know..." "We don't want to hide it from anyone, but we don't know if now's the right time to tell your sister." "Jonathan:" "Yeah, she's not back yet." "Ferdinand the she-cat has not returned." "You should see the posters though, they're funny." "Well, if there's any news, will you just call me?" "Of course." " Jonathan..." " I just..." "I really appreciate it." "Thank you." "'Course, hon'." "I'll see ya tomorrow." "I love you." " I lo-- wait, did you just say that you, um..." "You don't have to say it back, it's cool." "Sorry, I..." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Are you sleeping?" "No, what's up?" "Where did you go?" " You left in the middle" "of the party." "Yeah, I know, that's actually what I need to talk to you about." "You know, I want this to be special, and I want you to be excited, but I want you to be genuinely excited, like, I don't want to have to, like, tell you" "to be excited." "I am excited, I really am." "I know you think this is wrong..." "No, I don't think that it's..." "I really don't think..." "I just think maybe I'm..." "Asking too much, I..." "I don't think that at all." "I don't think that it's wrong," "I can totally see why you feel that way and I'm sorry." "I actually think it's really awesome." "Honestly, I think it's awesome that you have some guy that you met that you love, and he loves you a lot back, and you don't like question it for a second." "It's amazing." "I'm just preoccupied, you know?" "Kevin... and now Jonathan." "I don't know, it doesn't matter." "It's just..." "I'll be better at this." "Go fuck yourself." "[Both chuckle]" "Beth:" "I'm just thinking for the overall aesthetic of the table setting, of the layout of the table, but then I-- well, not exactly, but then for the flower colors to be a bit more bright." "Like..." "Can I show you something?" "Mom:" "Okay..." "What exactly..." "Benjie:" "Is now a good time?" "Seems good, it's quiet." " Yeah, now-- now's actually not really a good time for me." "No, you're right." " I'm really" " I'm sorry." "I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here." "No, it's okay, it's okay" "How are you?" "I'm really not good." "You wanna talk?" "I think I..." "I just," "I kinda wanna go home." "Sure." "[Birds chirping]" "[Shower running...] - hello?" " Jonathan from the shower:" "Hey hon, it's just me!" "...I bet she's eating rotisserie chicken off some old lady's lap right now." "[Wine glass clinks on table]" "There you go." "She just hasn't seen the posters yet." "[Kissing]" "Hey..." " Wait, can I just-- um..." "I kinda just wanted to have my apartment to myself tonight." "Is that okay?" "Yeah, no, of course." "There's, uh, some dinner in the oven." "Make sure you take it out when it dings." "You don't want your place to burn down or anything." "It's a lasagna." "Yeah, made you a lasagna." "Yeah, I'll take it out." "All right." "You're welcome." "[Door opens and shuts]" " Saleswoman:" "Overall, how does this feel?" " Sarah?" "Yup?" "I like this one." "This is pretty." "But, I don't know, what do you think about, like, uh, like, straps?" "Yeah, for practical reasons," "I was thinking the same thing." "Yeah, I'll go check in the back." "Cool, thank you." "Oh, and in the same price range." "Sneaky." "You know, I just sort of think like all wedding dresses look like fancy folded napkins or whatever, but..." "You look really great." "Like, really beautiful." "...Ooh!" "This is practically perfect." "Just maybe a little too wide?" "Oh, we can slim it down." "No problem." "When's your wedding again?" "Eight months." "Maybe less." "Sarah, good call." "Eight months is plenty of time." "You don't think it's still a little too boobalicious?" "Um... it's a good thing." "I think your groom will love it." "Sarah:" "I need to get by you." "Just... watch out." "Saleswoman:" "Sorry." "[Door slams]" "What the hell?" "I can't be your maid of honor." "What do you mean?" "Well, it's the first week in February, right?" "The wedding." "Your wedding is the first week in February?" "Yeah." "Yeah, uh..." "That's when I'm... due." "I'm pregnant." "That's not funny." "I'm not joking, believe me." "You're pregnant?" "I don't know..." "I..." "I... fucked up." "Yeah, you did." "Beth..." "I kind of need you to just be my sister right now, okay?" "Oh, because every time I give you advice, you definitely seem to listen." "Oh c'mon, I try." "I try!" "And every-- you're just impossible to talk to!" "You can't have a baby." "I know!" "I don't know what I'm supposed to do!" "Seriously?" "How are you going to take care of another human being?" "You can barely take care of a cat!" "[Traffic passing...]" "[Song playing...]" "[Frustrated sigh]" "♪ Someday my timing ♪" "♪ will get better ♪" "♪ oh, sangita ♪" "♪ someday my ti-ti-ti ... ♪" "[Music playing from gallery]" "[Music continues]" " Man:" "I'm so impressed with this stuff." " Thanks, thank you." "You mind if I ask you a couple of questions?" "Do you have like a blog or something?" "I, uh, I write for artforum." "No, you don't." "Really?" "Hey... hey!" "Hi." "How you doing?" "How are you doing?" "I haven't seen this one." "Yeah, that's my favorite." "Yeah." "Yeah." " Do you think I should..." "I should go talk... yeah, right." " Mm-hmm." "Okay" " How does your" " I assume he's your ex-boyfriend-- feel about them?" "He thinks they're amazing." "Hey, how's-a my timing?" "[Both chuckle nervously]" "Wow, hi, you're here." "Yeah, of course, of course." "Hi!" "This is Kevin." "Uh, this is Trevor and Jonathan." "Hey Jonathan, it's Kevin." "I'm Trevor." "Trevor." "Hey." "Hey." "This is crazy." "Like, I'm freaking out right now, kind of." "Hey, sorry I'm late." "Hey." "What's up?" "Hi." "Hey." "Wow, it's incredible." "It's like a real gallery." "It is a real gallery." "I mean, it is a real gallery." "Where's Beth?" "Uh..." "[Music continues in gallery] ...I know you guys aren't getting along right now, but she didn't even show up tonight." "I know, but..." "That's not how it's supposed to be." "Hey man, I'm out." "Yup-- hello, good-bye." " Bye-- hey, congratulations." "Thank you so much for coming." "Of course, of course." "Uh, I'll see you guys later." "Sarah:" "Yeah." "See ya." "Hey, sorry I'm chewing your ear off." "I know you should probably be in there schmoozing with people." "Thank you for listening to my emotional vomit." "No, it's fine, really." "Bleah..." "Let me wipe that off of you." "I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with this girl." "This wonderful, wonderful girl." "Sometimes it's hard to remember." "[Music playing in bar]" "Hey, aren't you in a band?" "No, no, no." "That wolf band, right?" "You're thinking of someone else, I think." "No, I've seen you." "Get the fuck away from me." "I'm..." "[Disgusted sigh]" "I didn't know what to expect, but that was incredible." "You were amazing tonight, babe." "Uh, Jonathan?" "Yeah?" "You, uh, wanna go get something to eat?" "Um..." "Actually, I" "I need some time to think about some things." "Some time alone." "Okay... y-you..." "Y-you breaking up?" "No." "Is it Kevin?" "Are you...?" "Come on." "Did I do something?" "Not at all, no." "You..." "No, I mean, you're amazing." "Like... amazing." "You're one of the most wonderful guys I've ever met." "Really, like I really mean that." "You know... my instinct is to put a smile on my face and say everything's cool." "I can't do that." "'Cause I've been where you're at and you know, the only difference is, is that the person you need is right in front of you." "What are you scared of?" "Sarah, seriously, what are you scared of being...?" "Being with me is not gonna change you." "I just need a little bit of time alone." "That's it." "I love you, Sarah, but this is..." "This is fucking bullshit." "Ah, fuck-- okay, you know" "[Sighs]" "I don't want to be like this." "Can't say you didn't warn me." "[Door opens and closes]" " How was it?" " It was great." "You shoulda been there." "[Runs water]" "[Gargles] [Spits]" "Beth..." "We're gonna... you and I are gonna be a family soon." "I don't ever want my family to treat each other like this." "I don't ever want to treat you like this, and when we have kids, I don't ever want them to get so engrossed in their own lives that they can't be there for each other." "Okay" "I don't know what's happening." "The girl that you're acting like right now is not the fucking girl I fell in love with." "Good night." "[Knock on door: "Shave and a haircut, two bits"] Just a sec." "[Mutters] Oh God..." " [Drunkenly] Hello." " Hi." "What are you doing here?" "I... just wanted to see you again." "Listen, Kevin," "I'm so tired right now." "Well, after I saw you tonight" "I just couldn't believe that we weren't together-- still." "Can we just talk about this like, any other time?" "Please." " Hey-- you came to my house drunk" " I'm allowed a turn." "It's not bad." "Hey, where's ferdie?" "Ferdie-- [Kissing sound]" "I don't know." "Ahh..." "So..." "It just doesn't make sense." "Because I was thinking about it." "And I was thinking a lot about it and... it didn't make sense to me, 'cause, what?" "We don't have to live together." "We could live on other planets, right?" "It doesn't matter." "Kevin, you have to get over this." " No, I don't-- yes." "We were good together." "You know that." "I know that." "We were good." "And..." "I fucked it up." "I did, I just, I fucked it up." "But you fucked up, too, 'cause you threw it all away." "But that's okay, 'cause I love you..." "Kevin..." "And we can make this go back to the way it was." "We can go back, Sarah." "I love you so much." "I'm pregnant." "[Breathing heavily] I can step it up." "I can be responsible." "We don't have to live together, but-- it isn't yours." "Are you sure?" " It's not yours." "[Walking away, walking down staircase]" "Rabbi:" "So, we have you penciled in for the 10th of February." "Right." " Some things to discuss-- the specific time of the wedding, which rituals will or will not be part of your ceremony, and the matter of the deposit." "Uh, my fiance's not here yet." "Understood." "Is he on his way?" " Beth:" "There you are." " Oh, hey." "You were inside." "Yeah, we just started." "Shall we do this?" "Wait..." "[Background conversation] [Phones ringing] ...The summer, fall-- it's like we're not even gonna be there." "We're gonna miss it, and all because we're gonna be too busy ordering tiramisu or something, which I hate." "It's like, how did we decide on tiramisu, anyway?" "Or is it 1993 or something?" "Hey, you." "What are you saying?" "When we get married," "I don't... want this." "I don't wanna feel like this." "What I said last night was a little harsh." " No-- you were so right." "I needed to hear it." "[Sighs] I think you're awesome." "You're not so bad yourself, lady." "Do we have to do this right now?" "We don't have to do anything that we don't want to do." "Okay?" "Man on P.A.: 10 minutes, we begin in 10 minutes, the start of the show." "Attention, visitors, 10 minutes," " Here, have some more-- it's on me." "[Punch thumps]" "[Kick thuds]" "[Cell phone ringing]" "Hey, I need to talk to you." "Where are you right now?" " Um-- do you know the address here?" " [Pained] Ah." "[Groans]" " Sorry." "I'm sorry." "I, sh..." "I don't do this." "I don't punch people." "Y'know, it's all right, man." "I don't blame ya." "You know, if I were you," "I would've-- well, I wouldn't have done this, but I would've been really upset too, you know." "She's an amazing person." "She is." "She's such an amazing person." "She's the best." "Yeah, she's the best at breakin' hearts." "[Cell phone rings]" "Oh, shit." "No, here, no, no, let me get that." "Hello?" "That's wonderful." "Great, okay" "What is it?" " Sure, the" "No, no, Sarah, over here." "We have a question about your insurance." "We're not in network and the doctor's not your G.P., but the good news is, if you're not covered, then this might count towards your deductible." "Okay, I, uh..." "I did this, didn't I?" "No..." "Beth... no." "[Tearfully] I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "It's okay, it is." "I'm sorry too, I really am." "We're postponing the wedding." "You can totally have your baby now." "[Sobs]" " I didn't mean it like" "God, I'm so sorry." "We're in an abortion clinic." "I know, God, I know." "I don't know what I'm doing," "I really don't." "It's like, I'm so fucking irresponsible." "No, no." "Hey, me, too, okay?" "We're both fucked up." "It's okay, you know?" "I'm sorry, we're a little too busy crying to have an abortion right now, okay?" "Can you just-- can you give us a second?" "Okay, here's the deal." "You do not have to make this decision right now." "And you also don't have to do it alone, okay?" "You've got mom, you've got dad, and you've got me, okay?" "You're not alone." "[Crying] Thank you." "Thank you." "Come on." "I love you, Beth." "Hey, man, I just want you to know I'm entirely sympathetic to your situation." "Dude, I'm just pissed you don't suck." "Thanks." "And don't forget to call mom and benjie." "I won't." "But make sure that you talk to benjie." "Look." "Oh, my God, ferd." "What happened to his face?" "I'm okay" "[Pained] Mm!" "Sorry..." "Oh God, I'm sorry," "Mmm..." "That side's better." "That one?" "[Chuckles]" "Hi." "Hey." "[Chuckles quietly]" "Jonathan..." "[Takes a deep breath]" "[Music changes]" " ♪ I'm just a wolfbird ♪ - he's just a wolfbird." "♪ So now as my eyes close, ♪" "♪ I begin to take flight ♪" "♪ my wings a little shaky ♪" "♪ 'cause I'm afraid of heights ♪" "♪ but it's the things that scare ♪" "♪ me that make me move ♪" "♪ and if there's one thing I do, ♪" "♪ it's drop an educated groove ♪" "♪ 'cause one plus one. ♪" "♪ Is two ♪" "♪ and today's the day ♪" "♪ you knew a wolfbird flew ♪" "♪ He's just a wolfbird ♪" "[Howls, clucks]" "♪ I'm just a wolfbird. ♪" "[Howls]"