"[BandPlaying March ]" "[ Crowd Shouting]" "[ Horn Blowing ]" "Hi, Ted!" " Hi!" " Hi!" "[Band Continues ]" "[ Whistling]" "[ Man On P.A. ] Liberty call." "Liberty call." "Liberty commences, to expire on board at 0800 hours." "Liberty call." "[ Shouting Continues ]" "[ Scream i ng ]" "[ Continues ]" "[ J azz Solos ]" "[ Ends ]" " Good I uck, Baggs." " Take care, Frank." "Take it easy." "[ Blues Guitar]" " [ Man Vocalizing, Moaning] - [ Bass ]" "[ Man Groans ]" "[ Vocalizing]" "[ Guitar, Bass Continue ]" "[ Vocalizing Ends ]" "Thank you." " Baggs?" " Yes, ma'am." "Left wrist, please." "Thankyou." "Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a-a Forshay- a Lynn Forshay aboard here, would you?" "F" " F-O-R-S-H-A-Y." "He'd be a fiirst class or chiefiboatswain." "No, I'm sorry." "Relative ofyours?" " No, not hardly, ma'am." " There you go." "First door on the right." " On the right?" " Down the hall." "[ Whistling ]" " Wanna watch your ashes?" "They're dropping." " Sorry." "[ Humming, Whistling ]" "You see the NewYork-Philly game lastweekend?" "I was at sea lastweekend, Doc." "See any good movies lately?" " I was on a cruise." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Where?" " Uh, Caribbean." " Terrific." "Down there a whore knows how to be a whore." "Not like here." "What doyou think ofiall this women's lib horseshit?" "Give me a break, will you, Doc, please?" " Good morning, Lewis." "Is that the new man?" " Yes, sir." " Good morning, son." " Good morning, sir." "Okay." "Let's have a look at your keister." "Make a wish." "Mind your p's and q's, we'll be pals." "Step out ofline, I'll haveyour ass in formaldehyde." " Lewis." "Lewis, what doyou make ofthis?" " Yeah?" "Hell, sir, is this supposed to be a pilonidal cyst?" "[ Nervous Chuckle]" "[Doctor] Areyou subject to boils?" "I've had a couple." "Ifyou had one, you'll have nine." "That's what my mother used to say." "My guess is you've just had a boil that finished running its course." "But a pilonidal cyst and a boil on the ass are two different balls ofwax." " [ Grunts ]" " Take him down." " Hey, what happens now?" " We kickyou out ofhere and back toyour ship." "Hey, that's terrific." "My, uh- My ship's leaving day after tomorrow." "Sorry." "It'll take longer than that to get your test results and process you out ofhere." " Why?" " Beats the hell out of me." " I'll miss my ship." " Sorry, son." "Couldn'tyou make an exception?" "Uh" " You guys behaveyourselves now." " Like always!" " That's what I mean." " Sure." "Sure." "If I see Forshay, I'll give him your love." "Don't worry." "He's in the navy, and so am I. I'll find him." "Ain't gonna be the same withoutyou, Baggs." "[ Man On P.A. ] Now hearthis: the ship is underway." "The ship is underway." "Hey, make sure you get past the breakwater before you sink!" "So long!" "Hey, buddy, you shouldn't be here." "Come on." "[ Man Vocalizing, Groaning]" "[ Vocalizing Continues ]" "[ Groaning]" "[ Vocalizing Continues ]" "Thankyou." " Wait a minute." "What's this?" " That's a liberty card." ""Expires 2400 hour. " What are you giving me, Cinderella liberty?" "Well, it's a Cinderella liberty card." "Yeah." "Well, how- how come?" "Regulations." "Officially, you're still a patient here." "I'm" "Well, what doyou expect me to get done by 12:00 midnight?" "The longeryou stay here, the less timeyou'll have to do it." "Is that right?" "Well, I'll just" " Might as well stay here and work on you." "Actually, I don't get off duty until midnight." "[Man Singing]" "[Singing Continues ]" "[Singing Continues ]" "[Singing Ends ]" "[Jazz]" "[ Continues ]" "[ Woman ] Mmm!" "You come with me." "Don't do that." "Uh" " Please, Miss Kathy." " That's right." "Oh" "Listen, uh, it's getting very hot in here." "What?" "I can't hearyou." "I said it's hot." "Can we- I don't feel much like, uh" " I don't feel much like dancing anymore." " What?" "Oh, it's, uh- it's 10:00 already." " Can't hearyou." " I said that it's 10:00 already." "Dancin'!" "Whoo!" " [Stops ]" " It's 10:00!" " [ Laughing ]" " What areyou making a scene for?" "Come on." "I have a table." "Sit down." "Let mama take care ofyou." "Now, sit down." "That's right." " I want another champagne cocktail." " Another champagne cocktail." "[ Cheering]" " There's a nice ass." " Yeah, well, so's mine." " Yes, it is." " Mine's better than hers." " Yes, it is." "It's, uh, very nice." " My legs are better too." " Yes, they are." " In fact, mywhole body's better than hers." "Now, where areyou going?" "I want my drink!" "[ Man ] Have mercy, Maggie." "Show 'em, Maggie." "All the way home." "That's either a cue stick, or a real man just fell in here by mistake." "[ All Laughing ]" "[ Cheering]" "You want to go again?" "Hey, anybody, come on." "Come on." "Hey, hey." "Ain't nobody here knows how to stroke a good stick?" " Come on, sweetheart." " [ Men Groaning]" "I'll give you a little try." "[ Laughing, Chattering ]" "Get the ball." "Hey, man, get the ball." "Okay." "Come on, Maggie." " Come on, Maggie!" " Come on!" "All right." "Now, you want a tight rack." "There you are." "[ Laughing]" "[ Woman Laughing]" "[ Cheering ]" "Comes out of the pocket." "No money." " Hey, you want to play again?" " Yeah, I'll try again." " Okay." " Is that one I give you?" "Yeah, just one." "Rack 'em up." "[Man ] You make sureyou get a real good, tight rack." " I'll say." " What are you, Willie Mosconi or something?" "[ Man ] Keep it up like this, Maggie, you gonna make enough dough... to go back to New Orleans." " Excuse me." " Yeah." "[ Maggie Laughing]" " Oh!" " Oh, my!" "[ Cue Stick Hits Table ]" "Yes, ma'am?" "Eight ball in the corner pocket." " Yeah, I know that." " [ Laughing ]" " [ Cue Stick Hits Ball] - [ Cheering ]" "Whoo!" " [ Man ] Pay the man." " [ Clears Throat Loudly]" "[ Kisses ] Next?" "Tell you what" " I'll, uh- I'll playyou one for 50 bucks." " [ Man ] Fiftybucks?" " Fifty?" "Well!" "Fish, I'd like to get my hook in you... but I don't have but maybe 20." " Twenty, huh?" " Mm-hmm." "Well, uh, maybe we could work something out." "Tell you what I'll do- I'll, uh" "I'll playyou 50 bucks against something'." "[ Laughing ] I ain't got nothin' worth 50 bucks." "Haven'tyou?" "[ Crowd] Whoa!" "Sailor, I don't even knowyou." "Well, that won't take long." " [ Laughing ]" " Okay." " [ Crowd Whooping]" " Whoo-whee!" "[ Excited Chattering]" "New shooter." "Excuse me." "Don't, uh, shade the pocket, please." " Oh!" " [ Laughing ]" "It all depends on the angle ofithe dangle." "Guided control snow." "That's the name of the game here." "How doyou do?" " What did I do here?" " [ Man ] Oh, he's screwed." "He can't see it." "I did snooker myself, didn't I?" "Try it anotherway here." "I'll play the eight." "All right." "We're set." "[ Man ] You gotta be kidding me." " How did I hit it?" " [All Exclaiming]" "Oh, man!" "Mama, your little girl's been hustled again." "Listen, I don't, uh- I don't mean to rush you none... but I'm on Cinderella liberty, and if I don't get back to the hospital by 12:00... why, I turn into a pumpkin." " "Baggs,John,Jr." "BM-1."" " Yes, ma'am." "You ain't from the psycho ward, are you,John?" "No." "Uh, pilonidal cyst." "Pile ofwhat?" "It's a long story." "Yeah?" "Well, as long as it ain't crazy and it ain't catching." "Come on,John." "I oweyou something." "Can I have my hat, please?" "Thankyou." "You're really a hell of a pool shooter." "Where'd you learn?" " Backyard, church." " Church?" "Well, we had a little table in the basement." " Yeah." " Partner, can I beatyou out ofia quarter?" "Oh, yeah." "I need a jug ofwine." " A jug for a quarter?" " Sure." " Well, you got it." " Okay." "Thankyou very much." " God bless you." " You bet." "God bless you." "How did you know I would pay up?" "I'm a" " I'm a good judge of character." "Fifty bucks, huh?" "Makes me feel expensive." "Well, I guess we're both winners." "I'll tell you what- next time I'll playyou for a hundred." "I ain't cold." "I hope not." " [People Laughing]" " This is it." " [Man Laughing]" " Come on." "Oh." "We have to be quiet." "My kid's asleep on the sofa." " You got a kid?" " Mm-hmm." " [ Groaning]" " Shh." "No, Dougie, it's all right." "It's onlyme." "Go back to sleep." "J ust a second." "I'll turn on a light." "[ Clears Throat ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Groaning ] Excuse me?" " Do you want some help?" " Fifteen years, you'd thinkyou'd get" " Yeah, ifyou can just grab the top here." " Sure." "Oh, I hate that." "Oh, I hate that." "Ahh." "Mmm." "Um" " Just, uh" " Oh." "[ Chuckles ] Nice." "Um, the springs are very noisy." "This ain't the Holiday Inn." "I didn't mean, uh- The boy-wake him up." "He's a heavy sleeper." "Could we, uh" "Yeah." "Wait, wait, wait." " Okay." " Okay." "Um, c-could I have one fiormyhead too?" "Oh." "Yeah." "Wait." " Oh, thankyou." " Okay?" "Mm-hmm." "[ Both Moaning ]" "There's nothi ng to eat i n there." "We always do the marketing on Wednesday." "Today is Wednesday." "Well, I guess we do it on Thursday." "You, uh" " You make a livin' in that place?" "You writing a book?" "No, no." "I'm just- just curious, is all." "Ifyou're sensitive about it, we'll forget it." "Who's sensitive?" "I drink tea, they charge 'em for booze." "I split the difference with the bartender." " I shoot pool." " Yes, you do." "Doug gets welfare." "And ifyou want to know the truth, I get favors from sailors... sometimes." "Yeah." "Win a few, lose a few." "Win a few, lose a lot." "[ Sighs ] Well" "You know how many sailors I've been with?" "No." "Howmany?" "A lot." "Now me too, huh?" " Nowyou too." " Well" "Maybe I'll, uh, lookyou up when I get back from the Med." " Sure." " Okay." "[ Door Opens ]" "Uh... your, uh-your mom's a good sport." "John Baggs, pal." "Keep your hands to home, you honky faggot." "Yeah, excuse me." "[ Whistling]" "It'll be a matter of a week or two 'fore we can put you together... with a ship needs a first-class boatswain." "Take this on over to the transient barracks, see the master-at-arms." "Baggs, Biggs, Baggs, Biggs." "Where are we gonna putyou, Baggs?" "Wing "A"?" "Psychos, fags and bed wetters?" "They're on theirway out." "Wing "B"?" "Potheads, pill heads and winos." "Christ." "Out." "Wing "C"?" "Gamblers?" "Thieves?" "Peace-and-love freaks." "Ah!" "Unwelcome around here." "Baggs, for the bathtub?" "[ Laughing ]" " Humor." " [ Laughing ]" "Wing "D"?" "The old, the lame and the transient." "Baggs, the transient, I think." "Don'tyou?" "Welcome aboard." "[ Grunts ]" "[Man Singing]" "[Singing Continues ]" "[Singing Continues ]" "[Singing Ends ]" "[ Boy] I don't know what he's talking about." "Yeah, he's always talking some kind ofishit." "I told that son ofia bitch to kiss my ass." " Yeah, you think he's a faggot?" " Let's not worry about him." " Get it all overme!" " Good booze." " Always steal Schlitz." " Next time rip off some chips too." "I alreadylook knocked up with this six-pack undermy coat." " Hey, look down there." "Ain't that Lucille?" " Yeah!" "Hey, Lucille!" "You whore!" "Hey,you got skinnylegs!" " She got big tits." "They're really hers too." " [ Laughing ]" "Herbrother's in mygym class, and he reallyseen 'em." "Oh, man,you believe that bullshit?" "She's only 12!" "I don't care ifishe's only six." "Man, he's seen 'em." " Wish I had a sister." " You got a mama." " Oh, man, shut up!" " Hey, man, you can say something about my mama." "Your mama swims out to troop ships." " Your father!" " You don't even know whoyour father is!" "I don't need to know." "I'm doin'betterwith mymama." "That oldskanchylady?" "You got the ugliest mom in the world." "Nobody can pick her up in a bar." "Let them kids off too, all right?" "Look at that dude down there." "[ Laughing ]" "Hey, man, what's happening?" "We only got on." "Come on!" "You kids live on this damn thing." "Give somebody else a chance." "You act like you own the friggin' thing." "Goddamn it." "Come here." "Come here." "Now, give me that beer." " Go piss up a drainpipe, honky." " Hey!" " Hey, who is this dude?" " He's a goddamned child molester faggot." "You watch your mouth now." "Come on." "Give me the beer." "Give me the beer!" "Too cheap to buyyour own." "Here." "Here's some candy." "I don't eat candy." " Why don't you eat candy?" " He chews chewing' tobacco." "What do you thinkyou are, Walter Brennan?" "Hey, look, mister." "I gotta make dinner for my sick grandma." "Honest!" "Just wait till I'm through with you now." "You know, y-you oughta be ashamed ofyourselves, the both ofyou." "You know, my daddywould black-and-blue my bottom for sure." "You know that?" " Oh, Christ." " Hey, I said watch your mouth." "Up yours, padre!" "Up mine?" " I thinkyour mom should straighten you out." " Let go of me!" "Let's go." "Here." "Here!" "Stay put right there." "We come out, you're gone, I'm gonna bustyour ass myself personally." "Personally, myself." "[ Giggling ]" "Don'tyou see, baby?" "You've gotta staying the navy." "I mean, think ofyour reenlistment." " Think of all that dough that you'll lose." " Excuse me." " I thought you went to sea." " Well" "Listen, I just caught that kid ofyours- that crazy kid-with a sidekick... guzzling beer on a Ferris wheel." " Beer." "That's right." " [ Laughing ]" "He's had beer ever since he was a baby." "He loves the stuff." " That right?" " Kid?" "You never said anything about any crazy kid." " Well, she's got one." " How old is he?" " Nineteen." " Four." " Nineteen?" " Wait a minute!" "Don't listen to him!" "6'4" too." "And crazy." " You're enough to piss offthe pope." " Let's leave him out ofthis." " This is between you and me." " What is?" "That boy." "He was guzzling beer on the Ferris wheel." "That sweet thing's bonus would've been three grand to me." " I was gettin' to him." " Well, you're not the recruiting office." " The hell I ain't." " He chews tobacco." "I know." " You know?" " Mm-hmm." " His teeth are bad." "It helps kill the pain." " What areyou waitin' for?" "Why don'tyou get 'em fixed?" "What's the matter with you?" "What kind of mother areyou?" "I give up." "What kind am I?" " Look, do me a favor, will you, please?" " What?" " Here." "Look, he's waiting outside." " He" "Yeah." "Just go get him something to eat or something." "Or something, okay?" "But do it beforeyou blow it on booze, all right?" "Please?" "You got a terrific knack for being nice and a prick all at the same time." "Libertycall!" "Libertycommences, to expire at 0800 hours!" "Liberty call!" "Jones." "Hey, Baggs!" "J ust the man I'm looking for." " Some liberty in mind for tonight?" " That's what I'm doing here." " Somethin' heavy?" " Got a date with Grace Kelly." " Break it." " Hmm?" "Oh." "No, no." "No, no, no." "Hey." "You gotta give me a little slack here, chief." " Come on." "Somebody's got to do it." " Let somebody do it." "Look, here, let me helpyou with this." "Look." "I haven't been on a regular liberty since I come back from the Caribbean." "You're a boatswain, right?" "Rank does have its obligations." "But I'm not a cop." "I mean, it's not my style." "Your partner's a kid named Alcott, a real gangbuster." "[ Sniffs ]" "Listen, I hate- I hate S.P '. s." "Everybody hates S.P '. s." "I mean, I hate 'em." "Checkyour gear back in here afteryou finish yourwatch." "[ Rubbing Hands Together]" "Listen." "It'll be worth five dollars to me to get out ofit." "Hey, lucky thing I'm hard ofhearing." "All right." "I don't mean to be difficult." "I'll push it." "I'll make it 10." "12.50. 12.50." "Areyou still here, Baggs?" "Wh-What, uh" "You couldn't reallycall it a hobbyofimine oranything." "It's just a kind of curiosity." "I think it all started back in boot camp... when there would be 50 of us jamming into the showers naked." "I mean, you just couldn't help noticing the difference." "I mean, 50 guys, bare-ass naked." "You know, see, some guys, Baggs, are built differently than other guys." "You know what I mean?" "Let me giveyou an example." "It's like me and you." "I mean, you're built differently than me." " Right, Baggs?" "Right?" " Uh-huh." "Right." "Now that brings me to height." "Oh, yeah, I used to have a complex about my height, Baggs." "But then I went toJapan and I saw those Sumo wrestlers." "And I realized that height isn't everything." "It's your body." "Your body is a temple, Baggs." "You take care ofyour body, and your bodywill take care ofyou." "Well, I take care of my body." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Let me see your I.D." "I'm sure you can tell from my piercing eyes, Baggs, that I'm a Scorpio." " Byyour piercing eyes?" " Yeah." "You see, Baggs, all us Scorpios are known by our piercing eyes... and our extremely powerful sex drive." "Hip!" "Hup!" "Come on!" "You move like Girl Scouts." "Column left!" "Halt!" "That's too big, Dennis." "You can take that much ofifi." "None of them should ever be that big." "A whole quarter can come off." " Today, guys." "Today." "Let's go." " Uh, fresh meat." "Okay." "You, you and you, get some gear out ofthe cleaning locker and start to wash the windows." "The rest ofyou can start to wash the bulkheads." "Move, dead asses!" "You're not on leave here." "Move!" "Move." "You heard him." "Come on." "Move!" "And don't give me that look either." "What's the matterwith you?" " You want some trouble?" " What's the matterwith you?" "Ah, they got me doing this garbage during the day... and pulling S.P. duty at night- twice, two days in a row." " Don't drink that stuff." " What's the matterwith you?" "I'll giveyou a cup of real coffee." "My own special blend." "How long you, uh, gonna be around here?" "I don't know." "A week." "Gettin' a new ship." "You got anything going ashore?" "Nah, nothin' really." "Kind ofa" "Ah, some girl I met in a bar." "Got some problems though." "Oh, yeah?" "What kind of problems?" "Uh" "Hey, you ever come across a- a first or chiefby the name of Forshay?" "He's got a girl's first name" " Lynn." "Lynn Forshay?" " Lynn Forshay." " Yeah." " Lynn Forshay." " You know him?" "No, I guess not." "Why?" "He a friend ofyours?" " Hmm?" " He a friend ofyours?" "Oh, he ain't got no friends." "Hey, Stu!" "Brian dropped the old man's birthday cake." "I don't thinkwe can fix it." " Throw the damn thing out and bake him another one." " Hey, hold it." "You're gonna throw it- Could I take it?" "All right." "Let him have it." "Where is that little bastard?" "I'm gonna kill him!" "That's the second cake- Where is he?" "Where is he?" "[ Clears Throat ]" " Happy birthday, kid." " Well, you missed me by four months." "Yeah?" "I didn't know it was Halloween." "I'll put this in the kitchen." "Put that box over there." "Go on." "Had a little- little accident there." "You can- You can scrape the icing off." "[ Sighs ]" "Well, thanks for the cake, Baggs." "Oh, that's all right, kid." "Any time." "My pleasure." "I don't rap with cops." "I'm not a cop." "Listen, uh... you wanna walk patrol with me?" "Yeah,just thought I'd ask." "Bye, Baggs." "Bye, kid." "I give the record to a guy I showered with at the Philly naval base." "Everybody stared at him, not just me." "His name was Frank "The Mule" Wilcox." "Maybeyou ran into him" "Hey!" "What doyou need me for?" "For openers, I can use some intelligent conversation." " Come on." " Intelligence." "I'm glad you brought that up, Baggs." " Who is he?" " Go ahead." "Anyway, intelligence." "I, for one, feel that mental "prowness" and physical "prowness" go hand in hand." " You know what I mean?" " No." "Who wants to get married?" "I don't." "I'm having too much fun." "Love 'em and leave 'em." "Kiss 'em and grieve 'em." "That's what I say." "Don't get me wrong." "It's not that I have anything against marriage." "I was almost married myselfionce, but things didn't work out." "I was too much man for her." "You know, Baggs, I had too great a sexual appetite." "You know, I guess I owe my sexual "prowness" to vitamin " E," Baggs." "A guyyour age- it wouldn't hurt to look into something like that." "What doyou mean, a guy my age?" "Unlikeyou, Baggs, I didn't get a chance to fight in the big one." "You know?" "W.W. II." "To this day, Baggs, whenever I see a picture of Pearl Harbor..." "I go a little crazy inside." "You see that war, Baggs?" "That war happened because people weren't prepared." "But I am prepared." "I am in the best possible physical condition" "Alcott, why don'tyou give it a little rest, all right?" "Come up for air or something." " You tired, Dougie?" " Not me." "I never get tired." "Come here." "Come on." "Just sit over here for a while, all right?" "Restyour feet anyway." "All right?" "We're gonna take a little walk." "We won't be long." "Stay." "What'd you do, child?" "Nothin'." "Those are my friends." "[Man On P.A.] GreyhoundScenic Cruiser Express Schedule... is now available fiorboarding on the loading ramp... fiorSeattle, two boat stops only." "Making connections at Seattle" "Let me give you a hand with this here." "Attaboy." "There you go." " [ Groans ] - [ Maggie Moans ]" " [ Man ] Holy shit!" " [ Maggie ] What?" "What areyou doing in here?" " Come on." " Will you leave?" "Will you stop this?" " Will you leave him alone?" " Keep your mouth shut." " Why?" " The boy's sleeping." "Now, be quiet." " Come on." "Let me seeyour I.D." " Okay, okay." " Let me see it." " Everytime I turn around,you are lousing up" " Quick!" "Let me see it." " I am getting very sick of it." " Doyou understand me?" " Come on!" "Get dressed." " Leave him alone!" "You're hurting him!" " Get your clothes!" " Will you give me a break, for God's sake?" " Keepyourvoice down!" " You're hurting him!" " Keep myvoice down?" "You're breaking my arm!" "Get out." "Get out." "Get out." " Okay." "Okay." "Jesus." " What's goin' on?" "Nothin'." "I'm taking care of it." "You go back to sleep." " Come on." " Ah, you're nuts!" "You keepyour ass out ofhere." "I wantyou out of my room." "I wantyou out of my place!" "I wantyou out of my life!" "You got it." "[Laughing]" "Oh!" "[ Laughing ]" "Sorry, kid." " [Laughing Continues ] - [ DoorSlams ]" "Shore Patrol's coming in." "A lot of people will tell you that this astrology stuff is a lot ofbull... but I don't mind telling you, Baggs, that in my case they hit the nail right on the head." "[Man Vocalizing]" "[ Man Singing ]" "[Toilet Flushing]" "[Singing Continues ]" " Hi." " Howyou doin'?" "[Singing Continues ]" "[ Singing Ends ]" "Baggs?" "No." " Baggs." " Forshay." " Forshay!" " Baggs!" "Whoa!" "What?" "Hey, watch it!" " Go away!" "Go away!" " What's going on?" "Hey, stop them." "Hey, Baggs!" "Let me get my clothes on, Baggs!" " Quiet down here!" " Don't, Baggs!" "Hey!" "The old crud was my company commanderin boot camp." "That crud." "We all want to kill our company commander." "You don't do it though." "I didn't do it, did I?" "It'll take more than a candy-ass like Baggs to kill old Forshay." " I'll showyou candy-ass." " Hey!" "Look, the oldguy's getting drummed out ofithe service, huh?" "He's taking it real bad too." "Have some sympathy for the old bastard." " They're kicking him out?" " Yeah." "Okay, you guys." "Come on." "Let's shake and be friends." "Yeah." "I don't have to shake anybody's hand." "I come in here to take a dump, next thing I know I'm flat on my back, bleeding from my mouth." "Shake hands, or it's the brig for the both ofyou." "Come on." " Ah." " All right." "Don't do anything dopey, okay?" "Forshay." " [ Sighs ]" " Hey, Forshay." " Remember that Christmas morning?" " What Christmas morning?" ""What Christmas morning?" The one whereyou had me stand guard over the garbage cans." "Oh, yeah." "I have a vague recollection ofit." "Uh-huh." "About 15 belowzero, I believe it was." "The wind was blowin' in offthe lake." "Remember that nice, stiffwind?" " Oh, yeah." " Six hours you left me out there." " Six." " [ Laughing ] Yeah." " I peed my pants." " Well, that's a good way to keep warm." "Yeah." "Froze solid down my leg." " No!" "[ Laughing ]" " Yeah." "Right down my leg." " Ooh!" " Put my rifle down and crawled in the garbage can." "Well, good riddance to bad rubbish then." "Then you had them take me back to the barracks and throw me in the shower cold." "Cleanliness, next to godliness." "[ Wheezing Laugh ]" " Next morning I had pneumonia." " No!" "Pneumonia." "[ Laughing ]" " Oh, God." " Oh, God." "I never hated anybody as much as you mywhole life." "Gee, thanks, Baggs." " Thanks?" "[ Laughs ]" " Listen." "Listen." "How 'bout a whack ofwine, huh?" "I got a couple ofbottles in my locker." "[ Chuckles ]" "Yeah?" "Come on." "What the hell did you expect me to do... tuckyou in at night and sing you a friggin' lullaby?" "Myjob was to make men out ofboys." "Now, that- that makes a fella hard." "You've gotta be screened for a job like that." "That's a lot ofbull." "You enjoyed watching us suffer." "I know that." "I gotta admit, it wasn't all long hours and little pay." " That's right." " [ Laughing ]" "That's right." "Well, you went too far one time, didn'tyou?" "Theywent and gotyou." " Now, thatwas politics." " Theywent and gotyou." "I want to hearthat story." "That little candy-ass said he couldn't swim." "I cured him ofthat P.D.Q." "I threw him in the pool, and I said, "Now" "Now, you swim or drown, you puny little prick!"" "Well, he didn't drown, did he?" "No, but he told his father he almost did." "Turned out his fatherwas once... an unsuccessful candidate for governor of Delaware." "Unsuccessful candidate." "Of Delaware." "They sure stuck it to me after I gave them the best years of my life." "I'm about to be what mymother's always been... which is the one reason I never liked her." " What's that?" " A civilian without a pension." "Hey, you got a wife?" " No." " Any kids?" " No." " Me neither." "[ Kids Shouting]" "Shoot, shoot, shoot!" "[ Shouting Continues ]" "Here I come, boys." "Shoot it!" "Shoot it!" " [ Groaning ]" " All right." "Come on." "[ Chattering]" "Come on." "No good." "No good!" "No good!" "Oh, here we go." "Here we go." " Right here, man!" " Good shot." "All right." "[ Sighs ]" " [ Chattering ]" " Whoo!" "Nice shot, huh?" " Luck." " No, that's skill." " He couldn't do it again." " Sure he could." "How comeyou know everything about everything, like some goddamn coach?" "Hey, watch your mouth now." "Go preach another corner, padre." "Here we go." "Here we go." "Come on." "In myhand." "Come on." "Come on." " Come on!" " Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!" "All right!" "For an 11-year-old kid, you're getting to be a pretty fair-sized pain in the ass." "All right!" "Come on." "Give us the ball, man!" "We're playing a game." " All right, all right." " Give us the ball, man!" "You better hurry up." "Listen, there's a John Wayne flick downtown I kind ofwanna see." " You wanna go?" " John Wayne?" " Yeah." " You're so dumb, you make me sick, whitey." "Well, I'm getting kind of fond ofyou too, spook." "Come on." " Four, and five dollars." " Thankyou." " Want some candy?" " Nah." " Sure?" " I said no." "Oh, yeah." "I forgot." "Listen." " I wanna fix your teeth." " You some kind of dentist?" "Come on." "[Movie:" "Gunfiire ]" "To the left." "To the left." "Right, left." "Smith, pick it up!" "Come on." "I can carry my own bag." "I've been carrying this bag since you were a gleam in your mother's eye." " Okay." " I'll be right back." " All right." " Hey." "Forshay?" "Where you going, home?" "That's home." "Let me give you one piece of advice, one old salt to another." "Ah, to hell with advice." "Wait!" "Ho!" "Hey!" "Ho!" " Anderson." " Anderson: $48." " Next?" " Arnold." "Arnold: $72." " Next?" " Baggs." "Baggs." "Baggs?" " I don't have any Baggs here." " You sure?" "I should be there." "I'm in transit here, waiting for a ship." "I don't haveyour name on the list here." "I can't payyou." " What am I sup" " Move on." " Wait a minute." "What am I supposed to do?" " Move on!" "110." "Oh!" " Well?" " Well, they're bound to show up." "They've just been misplaced, I'm sure." "What doyou mean "misplaced," you're sure?" " I mean, you gotta find 'em." " I beg your pardon, sailor." "Without records, I can't get paid." "Sir." "I can't get paid, sir." "Well, you're on ice for a while, Baggs." "No pay and no orders until we find your records." " Until you find them." " I said we'll find them!" "If not, we'll just reconstruct them from the microfilm files in Washington." "That'd take weeks, months." "I mean, what am I supposed to use for money, sir?" "Try Navy Relief." "This seat taken?" "Want a beer?" "Always." "One more." "I, uh, hearyou took Doug to the movies." "Yeah." "It's funnywhat some folks will do." "Ooh." "Getting down to the bottom ofthe well there,Johnny." "Yeah." "They lost my pay record." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Maggie!" "Maggie." " Oh, go screw." " Readywheneveryou are." "I wouldn't want to makeyour hand jealous." "Hey, sweet thing." "You're puttin' on a couple of pounds." " What'd you do, swallow a pumpkin seed?" " Look, hey, peckerhead." "This is my barstool, my beer and my broad." " So beat it." " Okay." " Now." " Okay." "No offense." "My goodness." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Sighs ]" "You sure are some fast worker." "Alreadywe're kissing on the mouth." "Hmm." "Can I askyou a personal question?" "Sure." "What's your religion?" " My religion?" " Mm-hmm." "Why?" "I wanna know." "Well, I guess, uh..." "I'm a ba- basement Baptist." "Basement Baptist." " A what?" " Basement Baptist." "What?" "See, my- my, uh- my daddy, he was a janitor in a church." "On Sundays..." "I'd, um... help him keep the furnace going." "Yeah." "He was a good old guy." "Played the mandolin." "Hmm." "He's religious, ain't he?" "Was, yeah." "He died when I was 12." "And, uh... when I was 16, my, uh, ma remarried." "You should have seen this jerk she married." "What a jerk." "Slept with his socks on." "And, uh, when I was old enough, I enlisted." "Listen, what I want to know is... doyou have a lot of rules you have to follow?" "Don't do this, don't do that." "Stufflike that?" "Well, a few homemaders is all, I guess." "Yeah?" "Like what?" "Well..." "I don't" " I don't use, uh, bad language, for one thing." "What else?" " What else?" " Mm-hmm. [ Chuckles ]" "Well, um, I don't like lying'." " Why not?" " Why not?" "It just ain't right, that's all." "It's not right." "Doyou realize where I'd be ifl never told a lie?" "[ Clicks Tongue] Christ, Baggs." " Watch your mouth, now." " You see?" "See?" "Won't be able to open my mouth up around you." "What else, SaintJohn?" "Hmm?" "I'll bet there's a kicker." "What else?" "Well, I won't" " I won't ever hityou." "Uh-uh." "That's for sure." " You won't, huh?" " No, ma'am." "No way." "Sure, Daddy." " What's that?" " Souvenir." "[ Sobs ]" "Don't jump in overyour head, Daddy." "Mm-mmm." "Cut it out." "You sound like a whore." "I, um" "I likeyou." "But, um, we ain't in a position flora steadything." "I, uh" " I got some worries... and it's gonna be harder for me later on." "Well, whatever comes up, I'll handle it." "I thinkyou better go." "Ifyou say so." "I'll seeyou tomorrow." "I might not be by tomorrow." "Okay." "I'll seeyou when you do come by." "I'll be by tomorrow." "I might not be here." "I'll seeyou when you are." "I'll be here." "Who wants to waste time with this crap?" "I know what I think he wants to see." "Why don'tyou meet me in the cafeteria in about 10 minutes?" "Come on." "I'll showyou something." "Right here." "How 'bout this, huh?" "That's radar." "Keen, huh?" "Look at all this here." "See, that's a tachometer- revolutions per minute." "That's the rudder." "That's the engine tiller drive." "Yeah." "The compass." " Wow!" " The wheel." " [ Imitating Engine ]" " How 'bout that?" "You can hardly hear in here!" "I'm sure glad you aren't hungry." "What areyou doing?" "What?" "Getyour sleeve out ofthat." "Gosh darn." " Can't take him anywhere." " Anywhere but out." " I'm goin'." " Whereyou goin'?" "To meet Sam." "What's it to you?" "Well,just make sure you're home early." "I'll tell you one thing- Sure knows what to dowith a tray offood." "[ Laughs ] When he was twoyears old..." "I used to take him to this place on Rampart Street." "They used to have a Wednesday night special." "All the shrimpyou could eat for a buck, 95." "Twoyears old." "Boy, could he put away shrimp." "Just try and see how many shrimp you can get here for a buck, 95." "Yeah, well, it's always better whereyou been than whereyou are." "The thing is, it really is better in New Orleans." "Hell, a phone call only costs a nickel." "I don't care." "I got no one I care to talk to exceptyou." "We used to have a wrought iron gate in front of our place." "You needed a special key to get in." " [ Chuckles ]" " Yeah?" "Would you hand me that wrench over there?" "Oh." "Here." "No, no, no." "It's that, uh, chrome-looking thing." "It's got a little, uh" "That a girl." "You see, the thing is... at nightyou don't so much hearthe music as you feel it." "You could placeyour hand on a window and get the music right through yourfingertips." " It's awful nice,Johnny." " Yeah?" "Well, maybe I'll buy a car or somethin'." " Oh!" " [Knocking]" " Who's that?" " I don't know." "I'll get it." " [ Whispers ] Hide!" " What?" " Underthe bed." "Hide." " Why?" "It's my goddamn social worker." "Watch your mouth." "I didn't even know you had a social worker." "Uh, Miss Watkins, what a pleasant surprise." "Uh, my brother from New Orleans." "How doyou do?" "I'm not really her brother." "This is a hell ofa way to wasteyour time." " Can't we find Miss Watkins a date,Johnny?" " Well" "I don't enjoy this sort ofthing, nor do the taxpayers enjoy paying forwelfare." "Where is Douglas?" " He's all right." "Tell her." "Isn't he all right?" " He's all right." "There is wine in this refrigerator." "There's no milk in this refrigerator." "Look, Doug hates milk." "The wine is his." "He brought it with him." "I hopeyou haven't been misusing your food stamps." "Would you like me to tell you whereyou could pasteyourfood stamps?" " I don't think she" " I'll tell her!" "The razoris mine." "I have to shave mylegs, don't I?" "[ Miss Watkins ] Doyou also have to splash Aqua Velva on them?" "[ Maggie ] What ifil do?" "What the hell ifil do?" "U h, are you assuming the role?" " Ma'am?" " Are you assuming the role of spouse?" " Uh, I don't quite get that." " He's a boy I know." "For cryin' out loud, don't I have the right to know a boy?" "How much areyou contributing to the support ofthis family?" "Oh." "Uh, I see." "They lost my records." "I don't have a dime." " Does she giveyou money?" " You don't have to answer her." "Are you the father ofher child?" "[John ] Ma'am?" "Are you the father ofher child?" "Well, do I look like the father ofher child?" "I mean, the one she's carrying now." "Thanks a lot, Miss Watkins." "You're a friggin' peach." "You're gonna have another baby?" "It was before I metyou,Johnny." "How could I know thatyou'd come along?" "How could I know that?" "What color is this one gonna be?" "Purple." "Okay?" "I tried to tell you." "Well, what's the rush?" "Why didn'tyou wait till the little bastard was born?" "I'm glad you ain't the father." "You call a person names before he's even a person!" "All right, how long haveyou been living here assuming the role ofspouse?" "Lady, I'm a sailor in transit, which is the only role I give a royal shit about." " Say good-bye to Doug for me." " Bastard!" "You're the real bastard!" "You!" "I didn't tell you because I knew that you'd act like this!" "You don't care about me and you don't care about my kid!" "All you care about is getting laid for free!" "You're nothing but a lousy sailor... and I hateyou!" " [DoorCloses ] - [ Sobbing ] I hate all sailors." " Yougot a lot ofiwomen on the Eastern Seaboard." " Yeah." "You got Maine, you got New Hampshire... you got, uh, Vermont... you got, uh- [ Exhales ]" "Connecticut... you got New J ersey." "Which brings us to where I lived." "I used to live in Atlantic City." "We used to go underneath the boardwalk and hide... so we could look under the girls' skirts." "Yeah?" "You ever catch any without their panties?" "No." "[Dice Rattle, Land On Board]" "Beautifiul." "Yeah." "Figures, doesn't it?" " That'll be $3,200." " $3,200." " Yes." " $3,200?" "I'm unbeatable at this game." "It's because I'm from Atlantic City." "I ain't got it." "Cleans me out." "Baggs,yougot the Midas touch in reverse." " There are people like that." " What do you mean?" "Well, nothin' personal, but everything you touch turns to shit." "See?" "[ Exhales ] You'll never get anywhere in the business world being so sensitive." "[Forshay] Don't be shy, myboy!" "You'll see thingsyou've never seen befiore inyourwhole lifie!" " Come on in, boys." "The show starts in fiive minutes!" " [Jazz]" "See this sea of feminine pulchritude direct from Paris, France." "Step right up, boys." "Come on." "We're about to start this show." "She's topless!" "She's bottomless!" "She's reckless!" "No forward, no cover charge, no minimum!" "Come on in, boys!" "You neverseen anything like this!" "She's a beaut!" "Hey, Mike!" "Let these two in on a special deal!" "That's it." "Go on up, boys." "You'll have a great time." "Forshay." "Baggs." "Hello, Baggs!" "How do you like this outfit, Baggs?" "You can't keep a good man down." "Hmm?" " [ Continues ]" " Come on, let's go back into my office." "We'll chew the rat for a bit, huh?" "[ Shouts ] Show time!" "Show time!" "[ Chuckling ] Give it to 'em." "You don't look so good, Baggs." "Here, sit." "Look atyou." "I'm not doin' so bad." "[ Chuckles ]" "[ All Laughing ]" "Can you believe it?" "Hey." "Hey!" "[ Shouting, Laughing ]" " [ Screams ]" " Go home!" "How'd you like to take a runnin' jump at that, Baggs, huh?" "Hey, knucklehead, what areyou doing back here?" " Your place is up there." "Savvy?" " Yes, sir." " Get going!" "Hurry up!" "Chop-chop!" " Yes, sir." "Right away." " Who's this jerk?" " He's a friend of mine." "Well, friend or no friend, take him up there and make him pay!" " Right away, sir." " [ Muttering ]" "Upyourying-yang, slanty." "He works me like a goddamn coolie." "Watch your mouth, please." "[ Mutters ]" "[ Cat Yowls ]" "You look lousy, Baggs." "What's the matterwith you?" "Well, I guess nothing's as easy as it used to be." "Well, this ain't exactly like standing tall in the service ofyour country." "Here, let me showyou something." "This was" "This when I was 17 beautiful years old." "You were a good-looking kid." "You ever been in love, Forshay?" "I tell you, Baggs, I don't believe I have." "That's because I happen to be one ofthose incurable romantics." "Every time I meet a girl, I expect to hear a clap ofthunder." "I never heard the thunder, but occasionally I did get the clap." " [ Continues ]" " Show time!" "Show time here!" "Step right up and see Angela Poontang!" "Thereyou are, everybody." "Quickly, inside." "Show starts in five minutes." "Hear that?" "That's it." "Go up." "You'll enjoyyourself." "Step right up andsee Laura and" "[ Engine Off]" " Hey, I'm gonna talk to this kid for a minute." " Sure." "What's wrong?" "Nothin'." "Not exactly." "What's that mean?" "Theycut ofifiourwelfiare money." "Why?" "They said there was a man assuming' the role of spouse." "You." "[ Exhales ]" "It ain't good for the baby if she drinks." "I suppose it ain't." "She don't do as good when you're not there." "Neither do I." "Then lighten up, man." "It happened before she metyou." "Besides, I can't hack it by myself." "I'm only 11." "Remember?" "Don't tell her I was by." "I won't." "[Brakes Hissing]" "[Bus PullingAway]" "[ Knocking]" "Hi, kid." "Huh?" "What?" "She's sick." " What's the matter?" " Booze." "Oh." "[ Groans ]" "Johnny?" " [ Sighs ]" " You're a mess." "Oh,just... a stomachache." "[ Groans ]" "I'll be right back." "[ Groans ]" " You have some tomatojuice?" " We got V-8juice." " Open that for me, will ya, chief?" " Open ityourselfi." "Uh, lemon." "You got lemon?" " Vinegar." " Vinegar." "Why not?" "Now, we need a little roughage here." "Don't have to be fresh... which I'm sure this is not." "A pinch ofthat here." "Whatyou tryin' to do, kill her?" "Oughta do it." "Mmm." "Ohh." "Delicious." "Who made this?" " He did." " He did." "[ Laughs ] Well, what I don't drink I can use to kill roaches." "Well... at leastyou look somewhat alive now." "I'll betyou saythat to all the girls." "I gotta meet a friend." "[DoorOpens, Closes ]" "[ Exhales ] Sure like that kid." "Yeah." "He's moody as hell." "Why's that?" "Just his way." "Who's his daddy?" "A fella I knew in New Orleans." "Married to him?" "No." "How come?" "He had a rotten personality." "Well- [ Clears Throat ] how about mine?" "[ Laughs ] What are we playin', 20 Questions?" "No, I'm just trying to getyou to say something nice for once." "I'm glad you're back." "But it ain't gonna work." "Itwill." "It ain't possible." "Now, see, there are a lot of people... that will tell you what's possible and what ain't." "A lot." "Especially ifyou're a woman." "You just- just don't listen to 'em." "I don't." "You should just listen to me." "Why should I?" "Well... why don'tyou just try it?" "[ Sighs ]" "I can hearthe sea." "Whoo-hoo!" "Hoo-hoo!" "What doyou wanna name the kid?" " Eldridge." " Eldridge?" "Yeah." "He wants to name the baby after Eldridge Cleaver." "Cut it out." "I haven't decided yet." " Why'd you name Doug Doug?" " You ain't gonna believe it." "Yeah, I will." " I named him after Douglas MacArthur." " What?" "[ Laughing ] Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." "Why don't you name the baby?" " Me?" " Yeah." "You're my old man, ain'tya?" "Stokely." "How 'bout we name the kid Stokely?" "Stokely." "Lead with your hands." "[ Chattering, Indistinct ]" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "[ Chattering, Shouting ]" "[ Cheering, Chattering ]" "Dig into me." "Dig into me." "Come on, stick me!" "[ Grunting ] All right!" "Bam!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Come on!" "Pump that leg!" "Pump, pump, pump, pump!" " Yeah!" " Attaboy!" "[Sizzling]" "Uh, no more for me." "Thankyou." "No, it was- it was good." "What doyou think about me going back to the bars and picking up some dough?" " Nothin' doin'." " Well, som" "Um, Dougie, could I have some hot coffee, please?" "Some fellas go for pregnant" "I don't wanna hear it." "Ifyou wanna work, that's fine with me." "Getyourself a nice job in Woolworth's or something." "Well, they don't take pregnant chicks neither." "Yeah, well" "How doyou know ifyou never try?" "[ Chuckles ]" "Who asked you?" "[ Sighs ]" "See, I been, uh, racking' my brain here." "I knowyou have." "Don't worry." "Somethin'll shake loose soon." "Well, see, I, uh" "I been tiptoeing' around a possible solution." "Well, let's not have secrets." "What is it?" "Well, I thought, uh, we could get married." "[ Sighs ] Now I've heard everything." "The advantage to, uh, um- [ Clears Throat ]" "Excuse me- that particular plan is that, uh... you and Doug could, uh, receive navy benefits." "See?" "Uh, navy benefits?" "They'd pick up the whole tab for the baby and everything." "Now, I want you to know, uh- [ Clears Throat ] that, uh" "I mean, I don't hold this thing so sacred." "I wantyou to know that." "I mean, some fiine-lookin'girl could come by" "That's somethin' I've never seen before, and, "whang"" " I'm ready." "This is somethin' that you should know, Doug." "This is somethin' thatyou're gonna find out eventually, byyourself." "What I mean is that, uh" " You know, about men and, uh" " I already know." "[ Chuckles ] Yeah." "I know." " [ Clears Throat ] - [ Laughing ]" "Well, the thing ofit is, you know, the" "[ Sighs ] the babywould be legitimate." "That's right." "We could name itJohn Jr." "I surewould like that." "That's no good." "I'm John Jr." "It'd have to be John Baggs theThird." " Third." " Third?" " Yes, ma'am." " That's even better." "Somebody named John Baggs the Third is gonna have a steadyjob." "At the first sign ofa hassle" "I mean, the very first sign" "I would, uh, wanna feel free t- to go elsewhere." "I mean, ifit can't be like that, well, then there's just no sense in discussing it." "I mean, no sense in discussing it at all." "I sure neverthought itwould come to this." "See, and as soon as I, uh- I could getyou an I.D. card... well, then, we could have Doug's, uh, teeth fixed." "That would be the first benefit we'd use- get Doug's teeth fixed." "Did you hear that, Doug?" "Huh?" "You know what else?" "I wanna go shopping at the P.X." " [ Laughs ]" " All right." "I wanna walk in, show 'em my card and buy things." " That's fine." " [ Giggles ]" "You know what I wanna buy?" "You're gonna laugh." "No, I won't." "I won't laugh." "I wanna buy dusting powder forwhen you get out ofthe tub." "Dust" "Well, it makes you feel better... ifyou're dry and you smell nice." " That's fine." " [ Giggling ]" " Dusting powder." " [ Giggling Continues ]" " Oh." " Losers." "Both ofyou." " That is the most asshole thing I've everheard!" " Sorry, sir." "Jesus, Baggs." "You know, you sound like a bright" "You sound like a bright young man." " Did you graduate from high school?" " Yes, sir, I sure did." "Well, then maybe you can tell me" "Why does a bright boy likeyou... a high school graduate... go out and marry a barroom whore?" "Sir, I must respectfully" " You must respectfully shit." " Yes, sir." "What areyou gonna tell me now?" "She's not a barroom whore?" " No, sir, she's not a b" " Aw, Christ!" "They should make a study." "They should make a study about why so many of our bright boys... wind up with these champagne cocktail-sipping... cock-teasing, downtown barroom whores." "[ Sighs ] She" " She's gonna have a baby, sir." "Yours?" "[ Whispers ] Um, no, sir." " Hmm?" " [ Clears Throat ] Excuse me." "Uh, no, sir." "Well, my God, man, what" "You see, sir, all I reallywant is a- a- an I.D. card for her and the boy... so they can get dependent benefits." "See, the boy has a mouthful of rotten teeth, sir" "Baggs, you are not officially married, not in the eyes of the navy." "Well, sir, in the eyes ofthe state ofWashington and the rest ofthe world, I sure am." "You may thinkyou're in the state ofWashington." "Whatyou're in is the navy." "You are not married, nor canyou get married, unlessyou put in a chit." "Well, sir, I'll put in a chit." "You have no records." "You mean, I can't put in a chit unless I" "That's right." "Well, how" " Well" "Baggs, you simply are not married." "Well, sir, my, uh- mywife's gonna be real sorry to hear that." "[ Sobbing ]" "Don't cry, Maggie." "Come on." "Finally marry me a sailor, and I don't get nothin'." " Nothin'!" " Shh, shh." "Why is it everybody else gets chicken and I always get the feathers?" " [ Sobbing Continues ]" " That son of a bitch." "What?" "Would you describeyourself as a, um..." ""champagne cocktail-sippin'... cock-teasin', downtown barroom whore"?" "Second-generation." "Well, I don't know how yet, but all I can tell you is... the third ain't gonna be anything like the first two were." "I'll tell you that." "I sure hope not." " Oh, Miss Watkins." " Yes?" "Uh, I guess you don't remember me." "Oh, yes." "You're the man assuming the role of Maggie Paul's spouse." "No, ma'am." "I'm not assuming anything." "[ Sighs ]" "This is an unusual case." "Can we get the aid?" "Just for a littlewhile, till they come upwith my records." "Well, I'll reopen Maggie's file." "I'll have toverifyyour marriage license, so make up a new budget." " Okay." " Sign here." "I'll have to checkwith the navy regarding your financial status." "Oh." "I'll have to verify thatyou're getting no money from them." "This'll take a few weeks." "That's all right." "I'm used to waiting'." " Can I askyou something offthe record?" " Sure." "Why did you" "What madeyou take responsibility for them?" "Well, it, uh- it makes me feel good." "I mean, it, uh... makes me feel terrible... but, uh, it makes me feel good." "Hey, partner." "Excuse me." "You got the right time, please?" " Yeah." "It's 9:15." " Thankyou." "Hey, get off ofthat thing." "Get off!" "." " Here I am." "What doyou want?" " I'll tell you what I want." "Come here." "Boy, that's dumb." "Listen, we're gonna walk through this place, and I wantyou to behaveyourself." "Just act natural." "Doyou hear me?" "That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen." "I mean, that's really dumb." " Saved 15 cents." " Saveyou a smack in the butt." "What's the matterwith you?" "You crazy?" " Hey, howyou doin'?" " Fine." " Whyyou always got to come on like a faggot?" " Just keep quiet." "And look likeyou belong to me." "Come on." "Get in there." "It's a mess, all right." "You're looking in the mouth of poverty, Doc." "I guaranteeyou." "Don'tyou ever brush, kid?" "[ Mumbling ]" " What?" " He says he bleeds when he brushes." " No wonder." " I didn't know that, Dougie." " Shh." " What?" " Quiet!" " What?" "Ifthey catch us in here, we're gonna be a couple ofsorry sailors." " I locked the door." " The oldman's got a key." "Doc, please." "You're wastin' time." "I'm not a dentist." "I'm just a corpsman." "Oh, come on, now, Doc." "I know you been watching dentists work for" " How long you been in?" " Three years?" " Hitches." "Three hitches." "Just this little bit ofwork that I've seen you do here, on this boy here- it's incredible to me, your hands and everything." "I mean..." "I know thatyou know everything there is to know about fixing teeth." "Maybe so, but this is some set." "Yeah." "Boywon't even smile, Doc." "I'll do what I can." "God bless you." "Really, Doc." "Well... don't expect no miracles." "Oop." "Well... here goes nothin'." "[ Sighs ]" "You're earnin' your seat in heaven today." "Yes, you are." "Okay, kid, rinse." "That's it." "Hey, listen, I" " I, uh- I watched everything you did." "No kiddin', I mean, that's just brilliant, brilliant work." "You ain't a dentist, you're an artist." "That's what I think." "Well, there's still a whole hell ofa lot to do." "A few could be pulled, a few could be saved with gold crowns." " Terrific." "We'll come back tomorrow night." " Huh?" "No!" "Wait a second." "He can't come back tomorrow night." "You don't understand." "I can't handle serious stufflike that." "Find a book, study up." "You'll do fine." "Really." "Yeah" " No!" "You don't understand!" "It's root canal!" "It's all kind ofintricate stuff!" "." "Howyou feel?" "Still numb." "You didn't cry one time." "Nothin' can make me cry." "Yeah, yeah." "After another couple visits, you'll be smilin' like Sidney Poitier." "Maggie?" "Maggie, come on out here." "I got a little surprise package foryou." "Come on." "This is fuckin' ridiculous." "Hey, now, you're gonna have to watch your mouth." "You know what I mean?" "Enough's enough." "And I mean it." " Maggie?" " I feel stupid." "Mag?" "What's the matter?" "Don'tyou feel so good?" "[Moans ] Ijust fieel a little creepy." "Well, I've got somethin' to make you feel a little better." "A little surprise." " What?" " I'll show you." " What is it?" " Well, can you wait a minute?" " [ Giggling ]" " Look at that." " This is the surprise?" " Now, wait a minute." " Ladies and gents ofthejury" " I feel like a moron." "Well, wait now." "Exhibit "A"!" "How about that?" " [ Giggles ] So?" " Well, show her." "Go on." "Oh." "Oh, my." "Oh, my." " Oh- - [Liquid Trickling]" "Oh!" "Oh, my!" "Ohh!" " Ohh!" "Ohh!" " What is it?" " My" " Mywater is breaking!" " It's only seven months, though." " Well, I know!" " Can't have a baby after seven months." " He's right!" " I know he's right." "Oh." "[ Groans ]" "[Doug] What's happening?" "What doyou want me to do?" "What do you want him to do?" " Get my stuff ready!" " Get her stuff ready." " Oh, and you'd better call the hospital too!" " Call the hospital, Doug!" "[ Doug] Yeah." "[ Exhales ]" "Um, w-w-w-what do we do?" "[ Laughs ]" "We cut out hot baths and sex." "Oh,Johnny." "You have a way aboutyou." "I think I'd better examineyou, dear." "[ Clears Throat ]" " Raise your legs for me, dear." " Certainly." "[ Groans ]" "Yes, I thinkwe're gonna have company." "About eight and a halfi centimeters dilated." "We can moveyou to the deliveryroom now." " Well, won't be long now." " [ Chuckles ]" " Oh." "Oh, uh, could he come with me?" " What?" "Don't you want to watch your child being born?" " They don't allow that, do they?" " Sometimes." "I can check with the doctor." " Oh." " Okay." "I didn't know they allowed that." "[ Breathing Deliberately]" " M-Maybe they don't allow it." " [ Giggles ]" "[ Groans ]" "He's willing ifyou are." "Ohh." "I'm willing ifhe is." "Well, uh, s-sure." "Sure." "I, uh" " Shall we move her?" " I didn't know they allowed that." "[ Rapid Breathing ]" "[Doctor] Raiseyourhips now." "[Maggie Groaning] It's coming." "It's coming!" "[ Panting, Trembling]" "[ Groans ] Well, what the well-dressed dude will wear." "[ Panting Continues ]" "Ifyou feel faint, just leave." "If I orderyou out, I want you to get out quietly and quickly." " Otherwise, enjoyyourselfi." " Yes, sir." " Canyou see?" " Mm-hmm." "Yes, sir." "Ohh, God!" " [ Panting Continues ]" " That's a girl." "Good girl." "Push!" " Bear down." " [ Maggie ] Okay." "All right, now once again." " Here we go." " [Nurse ] Push!" " [ Doctor] Good." "Good." " That's a girl." " Beautifiul." " [ Doctor] All right." "[ Exhaling ]" "Get down there a little more." "[ Nurse ] Hold your breath." "Push." " That's a girl." "That's a girl." " Workwith-That's good." "[Doctor] Harder." " Harder." " [Nurse ] That's good." "Oh, God." "[ Panting, Exhaling ]" " [ Doctor] Come on." "Once again." "Here we go." "Help me." " Okay." "Okay." "[ Nurse ] Push!" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Gasps, Panting ]" " [ Crying ]" " It's a boy." "[ Laughing ] A boy!" "A boy!" " [ Crying Continues ]" " A boy." "Get all that stuff." " Susan, hold on to that." " [ Chattering, Indistinct ]" "[ Crying Continues ]" "Oh, a boy." "A sweet baby boy." "Ohh." "[ Sighs, Laughs ]" "I'm starving." "[ Laughs ]" "What's the matter?" "I'm just, uh" "What?" "Put this silly mask on backwards or somethin'." "Oh." "Just remember, ifsomebody stops us, you're 13." "You got that?" "Thirteen?" "What color is he?" "You won't believe this." "He come out, he was blue, pink, black, white, what-all." "Course he won't stay like that." "When they give him a bath, he'll just turn into his natural color." " Which is?" " Same as us." "Come on." "[ Woman On P.A.] Dr. Marsden, 5-1-5." "He's a honky, ain't he?" "Yeah, I'm afraid he is." "Shit." "I guess it ain't his fault." "Hey." "How's the new mama?" "[ Whispers ] Oh, fine." "[ Gasps ]" "So?" "He's awful small,Johnny." "He'll grow." "We ain't gonna be able to take him homewith us." "They said not for maybe a week or so." "I think he's all sickly." " Ah" " I should've took better care of myself." "Hey, Maggie, it's- it's notyour fault." "I mean, uh, it's all right." "[ Giggles ]" " You know what happened early this morning?" " Hmm?" "The weirdest thing." "I went down to see him, and I must have been dreamin'... 'cause I thought he looked at me and said, "Could I have my old room back now?"" " His old room back?" " Yeah." "[ Giggling ]" "Having a baby does funny things toyou." "Twenty-four hours ago he didn't exist... and then, uh, I'd throw myself under a train for him now." "He ain't even yours." "Ah, it don't matter." "He is, though, 'causeyou said he was." "That's right." "Oh, everything's gonna work out now." "Babies bring good luck." "Yeah, well, we're due." "Mm-hmm." "What?" "I, uh" "I loveyou, Maggie." "I swear to God I do." "[ Whispers ] I loveyou." "I loveyou too." "[ Chuckles ]" "Don't seem fair, coming to a hospital to have a baby... and going home empty-handed." "Well, it still won't be long." "Only five or six days." "Good-bye,John the Third." "Bye-bye." " Oh, we'll come visit tomorrow?" " Oh, you bet." "It'll be all right." "Give us a chance to get ready for him." "So long, kid." "[Man On P.A.] Dr. Ewing and Dr. Fremont, call Westleyimmediately." "Dr. Ewing and Dr. Fremont" "[Jazz]" "There you go." "Give me five, Baggs." "It's a little something I picked up for the baby." " Come on!" " You tell him it's from Uncle Forshay." "That right?" "Here." " Hey." " [ Laughs ]" "Hey, that's really nice ofyou." "No kiddin'." "That is somethin'." " I made him a boatswain,just like us." " That's really sweet." "I tell ya, he's a- he's a hell ofa kid." "A hell ofa kid." "Little on the small side, but he's a hell ofa kid." "Sons, Baggs." "You gotta have sons." "Orwhat the hell haveyou got?" "Well... you could have daughters." "Nothin' wrong with that." "You gotta have somethin', goddamn it." "Watch your mouth, please." "I'm sorry." "Well, I got him." "I got a son." "[Maggie Screams ]" " It was the hospital." " [ Sobbing ]" "Come on." "Come on, honey." "I'm going with you." "[DoorSlams ]" "[Doctor] Maggie, don't blameyourselfi." "[ Maggie ] Johnny." "[ Doctor] I'm sorry, son." "Terribly sorry." "Maybe you'd better rest a minute." "[ Groans ]" "Look out, son." " Leave her alone!" "Leave her" " Hey!" "All right." "Hold him." "Hold him." " Are you all right?" " Mmm." "Are you all right, son?" "Yeah, I'm fine." " Okay." "All right, let him go." " I'm fine." " Come on." " All right, all right." "[Rain Falling]" "I'm glad he's out ofit." "Ifyou have to die anyway... you're better off doing it in the first week." "You're better off never even being born." "[ Sighs ]" "Shut up, Maggie, please, will ya." "I oughta give Doug up for adoption." "Stop talkin' crazy." "He needs a home." "He has a home." " [ Sighs ]" " I'm sick... ofthe whole thing." "I'm so... tired." "[John ] Maggie?" "Now, take that stuff off and stay to home, Maggie." "Please?" "I gotta get out ofhere, or I'm a dead one, for sure." "Wait a minute." "Look, see, I got it all figured out." "See, I'm applying for a hardship discharge." " As soon as they find my records" " Oh, crap." "That's where I came in." "I'm, uh" " I'm writin' a U.S. senator, a United States senator." "I got his name down there at city hall." "I'm gonna tell him all about us." "That oughta keep him in stitches." "Uh, listen to this here." ""I'm only asking forwhat I'm entitled to. "" " Can you saythat?" " You can saywhateveryou want to." "Maggie, see, it'll work, now, honey." "We'll move to New Orleans, we'll buy a house." "You just gotta trust me." "Trustyou?" "Keep me out of your lousy pipe dreams!" "Please!" "[DoorOpens, Slams ]" "Goddamn it!" " Maggie." " No." "Maggie!" "You gotta hang on, Maggie, a little longer." "We love each other, Mag!" " Love is shit with sugar on it!" " [ DoorSlams ]" "[ Man Singing]" " [Singing Continues ] - [ Chattering, Laughing]" " I can shoot drunk or sober." " [ Singing Continues ]" "You wanna see perfection?" "You just stand right over there." "[ Singing Continues ]" "All right." "Here we go." " [ Balls Clack] - [ Laughing, Cheering]" "[ Singing Continues ]" "What'll you have, Baggs?" "Nothin', I guess." "[ Moans ]" "[ Singing Ends ]" "Rack 'em up." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Singing, Stops ]" " Excuse me." "Sorry, fella." " [ Groans ]" "[ Groans ]" "Twice to the right... 14 to the left... and 14 to 22 to the right." "2-3-0." "Ah-ah-ah!" "[ Whispers ] Shit." "Can't even see myfiingers, let alone the numbers." "Shit." "Hey, you awake?" " Hmm?" " Are you awake?" " Yeah." " Would you hold this light for me, please?" "I can't see anything." "Yeah." "[ Sighs, Groans ]" "Terrific." "Terrific." "Hah!" "[ Chuckles ] Thanks." "Hey, wait a minute." " You're Baggs, aren'tyou?" " Yeah." "Hey, ain'tyou the one they lost the records?" "That's right." " They found 'em today." " Is that right?" "We was movin' file cabinets to buffthe deck... and we found your records stuck behind a cabinet." "You know, you got well over a thousand bucks in back pay comin'." "Thousand bucks, huh?" "They rushed through a set of orders on you too." "I was there." "Where am I goin'?" "The Lasalle!" "We leave the day after tomorrow for the Med!" "For the Med!" "Shit!" "Maggie?" "Maggie, get dressed!" "We're goin' to the P.X.!" "You too, hot dog." "They found my friggin' records." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Yeah!" "You bet your ass, yeah." "That's the bestyou can do?" "Look at this- $1,400." "Fourteen hundred." "You ever see that before?" "Fourteen hundred?" " What, you goin' somewhere?" " You tell me." "Maggie?" ""DearJohnny- [ Clears Throat ]" ""Doug is yours." ""I'm on myway to New Orleans." ""Once I get there everything will be fine, and I h" ""hope that everything will be fine with you all too." ""The boy I'm goin'" ""The boy I'm goin' with said I" ""I shouldn't bother with this note..." ""but I told him, 'Well, I certainly am goin' to bother. '" ""Doug'll understand." "He'll be better ofifiwithyou anyway." "Love, Maggie. "" "She always did wanna go to New Orleans." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, I got my orders, and we gotta ship." "Goin'overseas tomorrow morning at 8:00." "Think I'll head for California." "Hitch a ride, maybe jump a freight." "I guess I, uh, oughta talk to Miss Watkins." "Gotta turn you over to somebody." "Don't try it." "You'll get this between your ribs." "Look, Doug, I mean, somebody can adoptyou now." "These guys that adopt kids, they got a lot of money." "I mean, plenty of money." "You'd have a" "You'd have your own house and real parents... not just some sailor like me who's always off somewhere." "It's mylifie." "That's what I like." "Have your own room and, uh, maybe your own bed." "Be able to go to camp in the summertime." "That'd be nice, wouldn't it?" " [ Sniffles ]" " Huh?" "Come here." "Come on." " Shit." " [ Sniffling, Sobbing ]" "Shit." "[Ship's Horn Blows ]" "Hey, listen up." "IfI'm not here by 7:00 in the morning, you take a taxi down to the piers." "Down to Pier 5." "You got that?" "IfI'm not here by 7:00." "Now, look." "Here." "You take this." "You getyourselfsome hamburgers, some ice cream or somethin'." "And you be there, Pier 5, ifI'm not here by 7:00." "You got that?" "Now, don't forget." "[Man #1 ] Stewart, Ames." "Requestpermission to come aboard." "[ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " [ Man #1 ] Stewart, Ames." " [ Man #3 ] Carry on." "Brown, Seymour F. Request permission to come aboard, sir." " [ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " [ Man #3 ] Name?" " Brown, Seymour F." " Jones, Philip F." " Request permission to come aboard, sir." " Permission granted." "[ Al I Chatteri ng ]" "[ Man #1 ] Whitfiord, Scott." "Request permission to come aboard, sir." "[ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " Name?" " Mugfiord, Sonny." "[ Man #3 ] Carry on." "Pullingham, David R. Request permission to come aboard, sir." "[ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " [ Man #3 ] Name?" " Pullingham, David R." "Wolfie, Tyler." "Request permission to come aboard, sir." "[ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " Name?" " Wolfe, Tyler." "Mister, I'm looking for a sailor- John Baggs." "He's a whatchamacallit- boatswain." "Get out ofthe way, kid." "We're busy." "Kuzmer, Lawrence A. Requestpermission to come aboard, sir." "[ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " [ Man #3 ] Name?" " Kuzmer, Lawrence A." " Carry on." " [ Forshay] Baggs,John,Jr." "Request permission to come aboard, sir." "[ Man #2 ] Permission granted." " [ Man #3 ] Name?" " Baggs, J ohn, J r." "Carry on." " Come on." "Come on." " What's going on?" "Let's go." " You like shrimp?" " Love 'em." " You do, huh?" " Yeah." "Hear they got some good ones down there in New Orleans." " Yeah. 1.95, you get a big basket." " 1.95?" "Yeah." "Rampart Street." " You ever eat a whole basket?" " Once." "Get outta here."