"Barney is just a look." "Three blonde drinking drinks of bad decisions to 8:00." "Nice catch, radar." "This is my wife." "No, I will dispense." "Really?" "But blondes are and are drunk." "Not your type?" "Maybe I do not has a type, Lily." "Wow, you think the mind men are simple is that?" "We have a preferred type?" "Credo ..." "Asian, with booby." "I go to the bathroom and I have." "Barney has noted how acted weird lately?" "I noticed it." "Remember as Barney always says not buying flowers for women why make things remember the babies?" " Yeah." " Well, these days" "I saw the flowers buying roses." " What?" " Now that touched on the subject," "Barney was the one thing strange at work yesterday." "Okay, until Saturday." "I'm planning a brunch, go to market and to an escalation." "I love you too." "Bye." "I thought he was just chatting with some girl who were trying to take." "Or with Ted, maybe." "But now, you will know." "Does Barney Stinson has a girlfriend?" " That I will." " Wait Barney." " Where are you going?" " The anywhere." "To the beach." "It is winter." "Play laser sight." "Home." "Shut up, you is going somewhere." "My God, he will meet with her." "To where Barney is going?" "We are not More in Manhattan." "Where this girl lives?" "We are talking about a girl who managed to tie Barney Stinson." "Must be in Narnia." "He is stopping." " What are you doing here?" " Where is she?" " Who?" " Your girlfriend." "Hello!" "You do not have a same type, huh?" "These are my friends." "Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin." "People, this is Laurette." "My mother." "It is a pleasure to meet them." "I feel like now you all know." "Barney talks about you all the days that talk." "You connect all days for his mother?" "No, mother!" "So this is your big secret?" "Not that I know which is the little boy's mom?" "Yeah, I got." "I think I can go." " Hello!" " Oi." "Barney, who are these people?" "Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin." "I would submit them Betty, my wife." "And my son, Tyler." " - = How I Met Your Mother - = - -- - - = S04E15" " The Stinsons = - " "Translation koe and Joker This reminds me that you can not steak, after which the doctor said on cholesterol." "This woman wants I live forever." "Guilty!" " I love you." " I love you too." " I love you more!" " Get out, pestinha!" " So, I see you at the bar?" " Barney, what the hell is that?" "All right, is a long history." "As I know, my father had to leave my mother when I was a child for presenter of "The Price is Right!"" " Oh, yeah!" " Absolutely." "He is your father!" "She had to create my brother and me alone." "And the only dream she had, was that their children ended not alone as she was." "So seven years ago, she was very sick." "It seemed not could escape." "Therefore decided realize the dream of her." "Mom, this is Betty." "We are engaged." "I hired an actress to interpret my girlfriend Betty." "The real name it is Margaret." "It shows in the theater of Broadway one time or another." "Wonderful actress." "Was so to win a Tony." "But as you know, there is much bureaucracy, then will not go into it." "But has a problem." "Betty has a small tendency to flee from the roadmap." "See, Mom?" "I found someone who makes me happy." " Just like you wanted." " This is wonderful." "I live just one more just to take my grandchildren." "I'm pregnant!" "Then my mother improved." "It was a miracle, but meant that" "I have to keep Betty around, and a child to climb interpret my son, Tyler." "This is crazy." "Did you even test to choose your child?" "For a while I was the nanny the children of my neighbors." "In one Christmas when my mother was drunk with Eggnog," "I cheated with a bag of flowers and a mask of Chuck." "But there came a day that I had to do tests on cast." "4, 8, and 13 can stay." "The rest is not required." "He said that if I sleep with you, my son would take the role." "It seems that I am better actor than his son." "Bring them to 11hs." "So that the role Tyler went to the Grant." "What is the Grant me looks good actor." "Really?" "Look at this." "Hey Tyler!" "Tyler!" "Tyler!" " Grant." " You?" "See?" "It is an amateur sitting there." "You can call me crazy, but the actors were children much better in the 80s." "Barney, it seems that their Mom kept the room of his childhood in the same the way they left." "Yes, and by the way, beautiful poster of Karate Kid." "Karate Kid is a great movie." "It is the story of a young man the karate wonder, whose dream led him across the road to Karate Championship." "Of course, unfortunately, it loses in the final round for that nerd." "But he learns the beautiful lesson to accept defeat." "Wait, when you watch Karate Kid, fan for that blonde boring?" "No, I hope for that loser of New Jersey you hardly know what karate." "When I watch Karate Kid I hope for the real karate kid." "Johnny Lawrence." "Connects, Lily." "I just find where you know." "I saw you showing Misdirection in the theater, last fall." "You were a revelation." " Really?" " Absolutely." "Thank you, not was sure." "The objective of Braxford, is alienating the public, of course." "Sorry, here is a fan of him." "You know even the theater that attends." "The Miss." "Theater grabbed my heart and never released." "Every year I put up a piece for parents with other children." "Wow, Santa, think we can leave this snow?" "Cut, cut and cut!" "Ricky, Grandma and Grandpa come here in half an hour and is still using my words." "Looks like I will have to manage and operate this thing." "Give me the hat and go sit down." "I always wanted to be actor, secretly." "One of those dreams that flee from the hands, I think." "If you like, you can give some tips of performance." " Really?" " I love." "Okay." "Rule of Practice 1." "Do not be afraid of ..." "At least someone is encouraged to act." "I miss it." "So you do not like interpret the son of Barney?" "I hate." "But the What can I do?" " I find another role." " I know what you mean." "I am a news presenter." "But I had to accept a job the presenter of a morning program which goes to air at 4:30 in the morning." "I should be very well applicable to that time, you know?" "I am almost 30 years." "Ah, speaking seriously." "You is still very beautiful." "I love the plastic that made the nose." "Never did the plastic nose." "Yeah, me neither." "I do not believe that not before we know it." "I wish that Barney had a mother so sweet." "Thank you, honey." "The truth is I never went the best mother when he was young." "Do not say that I have sure was great." "No, I was half bitch." " Excuse me?" " Bitch, baby." "A dirty whore." "I am not proud of it." "Although I had my fun." "There is no greater pleasure than looking in the eyes of a man thinking" ""I do not know your name, or you know my, "" "but in the next 8 minutes we will put you break." "Then go in opposite directions." "Continue driving." "Mother of Barney?" "Laurette?" "Anyway, this is everything in the past now." "I did the best I could, but sometimes I wonder" "Barney is as came out so perfect." "You must tell the truth to your mother, understand?" "She is a sweet woman, sweet, caring, way too detailed, you deserve something better." "No, no way." "The fact kill her." "I do not think lying to a a lady so loving." "She reminds me my own mother." "Okay ..." " What?" " Baby?" "Remember our votes when I said that we would be forever?" "On the way back, she said, not forever, baby." "The Marshall goes to heaven." " She was making a joke." " She hates me, Marshall." "But okay, because ..." "Whatever." "What?" "What say?" "Nothing, do what you want in the room of Barney's New?" " In my carpet?" " The feeling is great, man." "Hey Lily, is now learned something, is that sincerity is important when it comes to family." "Whatever it is you feel for my mother, are together for 12 years, I think I can handle." " Really?" " Sure." "Okay." "I hate his mother." "Guess what?" "I hate you!" "Two minutes for the cookies get ready meat!" "Meat cake?" "Tyler does not like!" "Grant, we talked about that millions of times." "You can not have a stick." "But it is funny." "Grant, not afraid to climb another actor." "Go decorate their speeches to the scene of the dinner." "Wait." "You wrote we have dinner?" "Just a short script." "Things will my mother happy." "For example?" "And I really thought" "Barney had forgotten that our anniversary." "So I went to the backyard spitting fire ..." "Huge flames, when she is angry, which I love." "See them there." "Look them up!" "You can stop, good guy." "Sure." "Sorry." "Continue." "What is really a good relationship." "So I left to the yard ... and had candles around corner." "And a string quartet." " Believe that?" " Not a bit." "And my little Ty-ty, you have done?" "Funny story." "Another night, that silly had a nightmare." "And when he was telling us about which was, remember what I said?" "Page four." "Bones of dinosaur won life and came chasing me?" "Thanks, man, I do not needed to sleep today." "No." "Tyler said:" ""My nightmare was you and Mom did not knew how much I loved those." "So I came here to say it was this big. "" " How cute!" " How happy family and baby." "I'll get ice cream downstairs in the fridge and comeremos sundae in the kitchen." "Wow, no error in that scene." " Bravo!" " No fills, Barney." "You do not know how hard work for you." "Grant, I love your story on the bones of dinosaur." "Can you stop to talk about it?" " Go eat your sundae." " I can not." "I am intolerant to lactose." "Guess who is not?" "Tyler!" "Tyler is in there and enjoy each bite." " Time of the ice cream!" " Yummy!" "My God!" " Ted!" " Tyler does not like." "You will not have a stick." " I understand." " I understand." "I follow." "I. .." "I was betrayed by my best friend." "How could you do that, Ted?" "Think of the poor of Tyler ... trying bravely hold the tears." "All right, son." "You can cry." "Weep." "I do not want Mom and Dad divorced." "What has to say in his defense?" "1 rule of action." "Do not be afraid to improvise." "It was I who betrayed you ... and you betrayed me?" "How?" "Rule of action 5." "Make a good story for your character." "14 November 1998." "The night train to Monte Carlo." "I was in the car, taking a few thousand of the Algerian dinar." "When you seduced my bride, who is blind and found you were me." "Good!" "What are you talking about?" "Rule of action number eight:" "Do not be afraid to be aggressive." "You know very well what I'm talking about." "No, I do not know." "You know, yes!" "And, by God, hear you say:" "Mom, can you excuse us?" "Sure." "Have chocolate and butterscotch." "Has several types of sprinkler and marshmallows." "You lost your mind?" "You were great!" "Almost become in character." "Not trying interpret the Ted, but leaving the way of it." "What with?" "As I will explain this to my mother?" "Perhaps it is time to count the truth, Barney." "I do not know, no." "Sometimes, honesty leads people to say bad things about a woman who always cared about me." "Because I was the dwarf family." "For the love of God, I only have 1.93." " I said well you?" " He very well." "See?" "Even in a job you hate, you still like of what it does." "Maybe so for you in his new job." " You think?" " I'm sure." "Thanks, Grant." "You are very intelligent, you know?" "Sorry, sorry." "I thought I was rolling a climate." " Honey, you okay?" " Look, Mom ... must tell you something." "Something I should have counted for a long time." "Tyler is dying." "And Betty said that when it is, it will depart." "And that everything must happen soon." " My God!" " Okay, no, no." "None of this is true." "The truth is ..." "The truth is that Tyler and Betty are actors," "I hired to pretend to be my family." "What?" "I thought that I had the life you want." "I wanted it proud of me." "I know that sounds crazy, and sorry for everything." " So, Betty is not your wife?" " No." "Thank God!" "I do not like that woman." " Really?" " Yes" "And Tyler ..." "I know that his grandmother and should love him, but hate that kid." ""Tyler does not like."" " What is this drug?" " Not?" "And those false friends give me will die." "I know!" "They are not horrible?" "So, seriously, is not mad?" "No, I'm just confused." "Why think you should do that?" "Barney, I love him with or no perfect family." "I love you, no matter what happens." " Really?" " Really." "I am so relieved!" "Because the truth is that I am as far away from marriage possible." "My history with women to leave shocked." "No matter." "Still love him." "Seriously, can not imagine things I did." "When you had three years, I left with the babysitter" "I spent 3 weeks with round like a ball." "Mom!" "Just do me a favor." "If you know someone special, not go as I did." "Take a chance." "Barney, the taxi arrived." "I will try." "Andsoendedone oftheevenings more alien to our lives." "I just wanted to say that if some day seem cold or hostile, sorry." " Who is she talking about?" " With my mother." "Mean much to me if we could be closer." "Take a deep breath, as if that will say now is difficult." " I love you." " I love you ..." " Mother" " Yes!" "Mother" " Pretend that told me something." " Pretend that told me something." "I mean, its really cool Party say that, Judy." "You, too." "Bye." "Let me get this straight." "You are telling me when you see "Karate Kid"," " No fan for Daniel Son?" " No." "For those twists in "Hard to Kill"?" "Hans Gruber." "International charming bandit." "In the end, it is hard to kill." "It is the character of the title." "Sure." ""Club of the five"?" "The teacher who takes care of the arrest." "He is the one guy USA movie that suit." "I know." ""Terminator of the Future"?" "What is the name the film, Robin?" "Who among us has not shed a tear when the red olhinho it he did not kill people?" "Sorry, this movie ..." "Never watch movie with you." "Not trying to help him."