"I'm proud of my new daughter-in-law." "Sybille is a first-class lady." "Dad, it's Sibel." "How did you two meet?" "Marie-Jeanne was the sister of a mate of mine..." "I was talking to Jurgen." "Of course, go ahead." "I met Sibel at Technical College." "I teach gym and Sibel teaches PSHE." "She talks about life, that we're all human and equal." "She does it so well." "With a lot of passion." "You don't have a problem with her being Turkish?" "Not at all." "Actually she's Flemish." "She was born here." "I'll tell you something else." "I'm learning Turkish." "My name is Harry." "Welcome to Belgium." "At first you were worried." "You said:" "Will Jurgen still be allowed to eat pork chops?" "Will he have to slaughter sheep?" "ls he still allowed to drink beer?" "." "Will he have to convert?" "Mum!" "Marie-Jeanne was worried about the family." "How they would react to a Turkish daughter-in-law?" "My family and your family, Harry." "Who was the one having to explain it to them?" "It went too quickly." "How long will you be married this time?" " Kemal, please!" "Shut up." "Don't talk to me like that." "Then act normal." "Sibel, your divorce was a shame for us." "Ever thought about your brother?" "Do you know what people say?" "ls Kemal fickle like you?" "No wonder he still isn't married." "Come on, Mum." "You have given up on him and that marriage too quickly." "Enough." "Not another word about that first marriage." "God give me patience!" "My name is Koç, Adem." "This is my wife Gül, my son Eray is filming, and this is our eldest son, Kemal." "Hopefully you won't embarrass us." "I wish Kemal could find someone soon." "What was wrong with his last girlfriend?" "Which girlfriend?" "Sandrine." "That wasn't serious, with Sandrine." "And it was ten years ago." "Let bygones be bygones." "That's too much salt." "You'll ruin the food." "I'm cooking." "You are so skinny, just like your husband." "He's not my husband, yet." "You aren't going to kiss him on the lips during the wedding, are you?" "They do it in Istanbul." "We're not in Istanbul." "Oh Mum, all that butter." "ls Jurgen going to convert?" "Do you know how many calories that has?" "Did you hear me?" "Did you talk about circumcision?" "Don't worry about it." "It will be fine." "What do you mean 'It will be fine'?" "It's already happened." "He's been circumcised." "How do you know?" "He told me himself." "Sibel, very good!" "This is such great news!" "You've made me so happy now." "Mum, let go of me." "Wonderful!" "He got circumcised." "It's OK like this, isn't it?" "Yes, it's all right." "You've been wearing those pants all week, let me wash them." "I've just ironed these." "Wait." "Jurgen?" "Yes?" "You know, if anything happens." "If it doesn't work out..." "Or if you end up in trouble for some reason..." "Mum, what?" "You always have a room here, son." "Oh please." "You never know what happens." "Just give me my jeans." "You are sure about this?" "Yes, Mum." "Thanks for being here." "No problem." "Poofs." "Here, get a beer." "Cheers." "Jurgen, I think she's really hot." "Sorry, Eray, but it's true." "Can you stand her breath in the morning?" "ln the morning?" "They've never slept together." "They see each other from 10 AM to 1 1 AM." "That's like me and the check-out girl." "We went away for the weekend, nobody knew about it." "Seriously?" "What did you get up to there?" "What do you think?" "They played Monopoly." "You know what to do, right, if it doesn't work..." "Don't start with your dirty jokes now." "You know what to do?" "The finger." "Stop it." "ls that Cynthia?" "With Kevin?" "How are you?" "There's the groom." "Not yet." "Hi, Cynthia." "That's Eray." "That's his wife's brother." "Fiancée." "Don't worry, I'll be off in a minute." "I just dropped off Kevin." "Kevin asked me if I wanted to come to your wedding." "He didn't have anyone to go with." "I said sure, but I had to check it with you." "It's next Saturday, right?" "Right." "Who would have thought you would be getting married?" "Cynthia, you ruined our game." "Seeing as it's your last night as cute bachelor, we all brought something." "I'm not doing that." "Yes, you are." "The finishing touch." "You don't mind, Eray, do you?" "People like you shouldn't be fussy" "What are you doing here, bro?" "Get in, I brought sandwiches." "So, what's up?" "Nothing, I just got you a sandwich." "You're still filming Sibel's wedding?" "Yes, it's for my film studies." "Except the hen night." "She won't let me." "Seriously?" "Just do it." "You're an artist." "Are you going to tell Dad that I've applied to film school?" "He won't be happy." "Cute guys at the bar." "It's a girls' night out: no guys allowed." "Did you have a hen night with your first marriage?" "My ex was very strict." "It wasn't allowed." "Was it an arranged marriage?" "I chose the fool myself." " That's true." "But I did really love him." "It just didn't work out." "It was the sex, wasn't it?" "It wasn't the sex." "That was the only reason it lasted as long as it did." "You little slut." "You know what they say:" "Second time's a charm." "To a marriage that lasts more than 1 4 days." "Eighteen." "And I'm the next one." "Start looking for a guy first." "Don't worry." "My name will be first under Sibel's shoe." "What shoe?" "All single girls write their names on her shoe." "At the end of the night, the name that's left is the one who gets married." "Isn't that your brother, Sibel?" "Oh no." "What's he doing here?" "Hi, I'm not interrupting, am I?" "What are you doing here?" "Get out of here, Eray." "I told you:" "Not my hen night." "Calm down, Kemal said it was OK." "It's not up to him." "No guys tonight." "Get out of here, Eray." "I want to look good on camera." "Cool camera." "Can I hold it?" "Careful, it isn't paid in full yet." "Open the door." "Come on, let's go." "Wait for me." "You stupid Turk." "Don't you understand Dutch?" "You moron." "Who told you where we were?" "Katrien." "What?" "I didn't, I swear." "I saw it on Facebook." "Cheers, Katrien." "Sorry." "If you tell Kemal, I'll rip off your willy." "ls Kemal on Facebook?" "Listen to your sister." "If our family sees us looking at naked butts they won't come to my wedding." "Maybe that's not such a bad idea." "Come on, we were having so much fun." "We're not going to let him ruin it." "Buffalo Bill was really flirting with me." "He was doing this to me all the time." "Was that the one with a gun?" "Yes, and a lasso." "They all had guns." "But he had his eye on me." "No, I think he was looking at Sibel." "One of the guys really looked like Kemal." "But all oiled up." "And this one had muscles." "What do you think of it?" "I'm really happy with it." "Look at the light, it's great." "We'll show it." "What?" "We'll share it." "On YouTube?" "No, at the wedding." "Mum and Dad will freak out." "It's a joke." "That's what they do at Flemish weddings." "They can handle it." "It hasn't been edited yet." "It looks great already." "I'd like to, but..." "Just burn it onto a DVD." "You're an artist." "So many guests." "We're not used to that." "All the merrier." "I thought about holding the ceremony in Turkish." "That was a joke." "I don't speak Turkish." "I now pronounce you husband and wife." "Congratulations." "We agreed not to kiss on the lips." "I couldn't resist." "Just don't." "You can go wild tomorrow, and the day after." "But today, you must restrain yourself." "Sweetie, it's not the Middle Ages." "If you marry me, you marry my family." "It has nothing to do with the Middle Ages." "I know, but..." "They're my family." "Believe it or not, I'm glad to have them here." "We're not going to fight now, are we?" "No..." "I'm sorry." "No, I'm sorry." "No, I am." "No, I'm sorry." "No, I am sorry." "One, two: we're the champions." "The first time I saw Jurgen with those kids on the hockey field..." "I just knew." "All mums, dads, aunts and uncles get together for the photo." "Wait." "Did you bring the DVD?" "It's going to be so quiet at home." "I'll still be there." "Now we're complete." "You look beautiful in that dress." "So elegant." "Thanks." "I had to go on a diet for seven weeks to fit into it." "Seven weeks." "From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to dig into chips and mayonnaise." "Don't tell my husband, though." "I wouldn't dare." "My jacket is too big." "I've got shoulder pads." "I'm not wearing any pads." "Everything all right?" "Perfect." "Do you have a licence for this parade?" "Did you apply for one?" "One moment, sir." "You didn't leave it to Kemal, did you?" "This is so embarrassing." "If you don't have a permit, I'll have to fine all the cars." "Please sir, it's my daughter's wedding." "What's the problem." "The permit?" "What permit?" "Where is the permit?" "Doesn't Dad have it?" "You were supposed to do it." "I'm going to lose it." "Calm down." "You just told me we needed a permit." "You were supposed to do it." "Why not Sibel?" "It's her wedding." "She's your sister." "If she gets married, we all get married." "Officer, it's their wedding." "Damn it, Kemal." "Mind your bouquet, Madam." "Sit down, sweetie." "Listen to your husband." "My brother never wears his seatbelt." "What?" "He always does 70 in built up areas." "It's not true." "And he's always double-parking." "We're all a bit tense, officer." "I'm sure you understand." "It's my wife's family..." "The hooting, that was just stress." "ls my tie OK?" "It's perfect." "I can't wait until tonight." " Someone is coming." "Congratulations." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Congratulations, dear." "I'm sure the party will be great." "Our prince." "You look so handsome." "That suit and everything." "And you look beautiful, too." "Kemal, look who's here." "Kemal, you look nice." "Kemal, how old are you now?" "32, auntie." "32." "You did your military service." "Why are you still not married?" "You look sharp, look at you." "I don't know why." "How come?" "Look at your sister, it's her second marriage." "She doesn't waste time." "Kemal is very busy, Figen." "Come on, Gül." "Busy with what?" "I was 19 when I was married." "And I was 1 5." "What's the matter with you, Kemal?" "True, Kemal." "What's the matter with you?" "I couldn't find someone I like." ""Like"?" "Let your mom like someone, she'd find one in no time." "Gül, let me tell you something." "Why didn't Sibel marry a Turk?" "Was this heathen the only one she could find?" "Did they run out of Turks?" "Kemal, my son!" "Uncle Hasan!" "When will it be your wedding?" "When Turkey joins the EU, Uncle Hasan." "Great, so it's very soon!" "Kazim." "Mum, please." "Why doesn't Sibel do anything normal?" "I know, I should be happy that she found someone." "Who would want a divorcee?" "Mum, don't get emotional." "She's marrying a Flemish guy just to drive me nuts." "Hi, ladies." "Hi there." "Hello, sir." "You're going to be happy." "He sure is, with that piece of ass." "Cut it out." "Hello." "Thank you." "You really are a beautiful lady." "Thank you." "Let's steal her." "Jurgen?" "We're getting out of here." "She's ours." "Take any woman you want, but this one's mine." "What about us?" "We're all alone tonight." "You're mine." "Thanks." "Well done, son." "Cynthia?" "I came with Kevin." "Congratulations." "Welcome, I guess." "How is business?" "Very good." "Thanks, dear." "Hi, Cynthia." "So, how do you feel?" "Fine." "Really?" "Fine?" "Great." "Really great." "Hello." "I'm here with Kevin." "Well, congratulations." "Thank you." "The shoe." "Lift your foot up." "Careful." "Take it easy." "Who wants to go first?" "Pelin, of course." "She's already writing." "Stop it." "That's too big." "Mrs Gül, I will do everything I can to make your daughter happy." "I know, she's told me everything." "I hope it wasn't too painful." "The important thing is that you did it." "Masallah." "I'm so happy." "Masallah." "Yours is much too big." "Come on, now it's my turn." "Hey baby, everything all right?" "Sure." "Your mum asked me if I hadn't hurt myself." "Really?" "She said you told her everything." "You must have misunderstood." "Her Dutch isn't very good." "What does Masallah mean?" "May God protect you." "Really?" "Wow." "Thank you." "Your mum is really happy with me." "What did you tell her?" "What were you thinking, Sibel?" "Shush." "Congratulations." "Thank you very much." "Why did you lie to your mother?" "I didn't lie." "No?" "Hi, sis." "Get outta here." "If that's what she wants to think, let her." "After tonight, it won't matter anyway." "Where are you going?" "To get some fresh air." "You need to put your shoe back on." "Cinderella." "What's wrong, eniste?" "Has she kicked you out already?" "No, she hasn't, eniste." "You have to say kayin." "Kayin." "If you want to learn Turkish, you have to do it properly." "By the way, why didn't you arrange the permit for the parade?" "It's the guy's job, lazy bones." "Sibel didn't tell me to." "She hasn't told you lots of things." "Did you know this is her second marriage?" "Of course." "Did she tell you how long her first lasted?" "Yes, a few months." "A few months?" "Eighteen days." "On the 19th day she was back on our doorstep." "Her ex didn't understand, neither did we." "It was a mistake, she said." "And she loved him too." "She couldn't wait to get married to him." "That's just typical." "Completely unstable." "Today it's green, tomorrow it's yellow." "Look Kemal, I change my mind too sometimes." "But one thing I know for sure." "I love Sibel." "And for me, that's for life." "I heard... you've become one of us now." "Right." "I'm going all the way, kayin." "And?" "ls it to your liking?" "It's neat." "We tried to give it a Turkish touch." "A touch?" "A twist." "That's pork, isn't it?" "No, it's carpaccio, beef." "Are you sure?" "Very sure." "Do you have any idea what that costs?" "Would you like to taste it?" "No, thanks." "Look there:" "Feta cheese, tamara." "Tarama." "Tzatziki." "Caçik." "And scampi kadafi." "That's kadaif." "We use it to make dessert." "With lots of nuts and syrup." "It's not a dessert, it's an appetizer." "It's very fashionable in Flemish cuisine." "We have it for dessert." "There's ice cream cake for dessert." "We discussed this, didn't we?" "And the olives, I'll tell you now, aren't Turkish." "Something went wrong with the supplier." "They're Moroccan." "Gosh, the Tapmazlar are here too." "What a turnout." "I think there are more people than planned." "It will be fine." "I like those lights and those hearts." "It's ugly." "The room is okay." "It can't always be a castle." "The castles were probably fully booked." "I'm surprised there wasn't a church service." "Jurgen, who was brought up Catholic." "He went to St Barbara college." "I went to the Brothers." "You probably wore a dress, too." "You didn't fit in there." "Why not?" "You don't believe in anything." "Jesus, You are welcome here with us today" "You came to earth from heaven on Christmas day" "Jesus, You are welcome now to stay with us again in our sinful hearts, give us mercy, come and reign" "Kyrie..." "Oh, stop it, it was just a joke." "How many weddings are there?" "It's all for our Jurgen." "Who's paying for all of it?" "I am, gladly." "Those Turks are taking advantage of you." "Mother." "Shouldn't you be with Sibel?" "I'm going there now." "Where is she?" "I'll give you a hint:" "She's wearing a long white dress and a veil." "Go on." "Come on." "There you are." "Finally found some time for your friends?" "I'm just filming this and that." "Maybe I can film down here?" "Ladies..." "DJ?" "I'm a multimedia man." "My brother has something I want you to play." "That wasn't in my plan." "We're the brothers of the bride." "I have a very tight schedule." "Don't be so difficult." "And on DVD..." "Don't you have a USB stick?" "He wanted a DVD." "Shut up." "Just play it." "Okay, nine o'clock." "No, that won't work." "Ten isn't possible either." "Here, after the cake: planned improvisation." "Perfect." "Who is it from?" "On DVD." "That girl who came with Kevin, Katrien says she's your ex." "Yes, well no." "Which is it?" "Yes." "Why did you invite that woman?" "She wanted to come with Kevin." "Katrien says her Facebook profile still says you're 'in a relationship'." "She must have forgotten to change it." "Forgotten." "Come on, after three months and three weeks?" "You don't believe that, do you?" "Sweetie, Cynthia is..." "I'm about to lose it." "Why didn't I know she was coming?" "I forgot to tell you." "Yeah, right." "How can you forget something like that?" "I just did." "Right." "Don't stress." "Don't say that to me." "You could have invited your ex too." "My ex?" "I saw him long enough." "Too long." "Eighteen days." "What?" "A few months, you told me." "Eighteen days, eighteen months." "What's the difference?" "Nothing." "And everything." "You lie to me." "I didn't lie to you." "Dear guests..." "Once again, there is our couple:" "Our turtle doves." "Give them a round of applause for the first dance." "I want that Cynthia to leave." "I want you to stop lying." "Shall I tell her?" "." "Did you hear what I asked you?" "I did it for us." "Because I wanted to be with you." "That's one." "Now for the groom." "There's no hair in the tzatziki yet is there?" "Not tzatziki, but caçik." "Sweetie, I'm marrying you." "Not Cynthia." "You." "You're a very good dancer, son." "Thank you." "Where did you rehearse?" "At school." "At school?" "Yes." "During the lunch breaks, in the gym." "You look stunning, daughter-in-law." "Thank you, daddy-in-law." "I'm proud of you." "Did that sound right?" "You just said that you're a bigger monkey than I am." "It doesn't matter." "You will be happy." "Jurgen is a good guy." "I know, daddy-in-law." "I know." "Ladies and gentlemen, change partners." "Don't tell my mother-in-law that we rehearsed the dance at home." "What's that?" "Don't tell her we rehearsed at home." "And don't tell her we weren't allowed to stay at home, I guess?" "Are you OK?" "Everything is fine, Mum." "Dad, what perfume are you wearing?" "One Million." "Isn't that for younger guys?" "It's Kemal's." "Your mother loves it." "Seriously, Dad?" "I'm so worried I'll mess things up." "Relax, darling." "Let's bring some peace to the room." "Here's a present from Marieke and Lowie." "When I was hungry, I came to you." "You told me, 'You can stay for dinner... if you do the dishes.'" "Can I have a beer, please?" "Have I met you before?" "You look familiar, too." "Impossible, I only just got out of jail." "That was a joke." "You're a Turk as well." "Not so loud." "So what do you do, when you're not in jail?" "I'm a communications expert." "I get people out of their shell and bring them into the real world." "I'm a bridge between other bridges." "I'm just a cable guy." "What do you do?" "I'm a lawyer." "No, that can't be." "That seems far too boring for someone like you." "Such a charmer." "See you around." "What a woman!" "Don't shout like that, people will hear." "Stop it!" "I brought you a present." "First-class raki." "Where did you get that?" "Certainly not from Aldi." "ls it from the Turkish shop?" "Of course." "I have my connections." "I drove to Gent especially." "Can we get six glasses and a jug of water?" "Certainly, sir." "Which Turk was it, Harry?" "I don't know him personally." "A small shop near the station." "I don't know him." "Nice guy." "We got on straight away." "I told him I wanted to buy your national drink." "He sold me a box for a pittance." "Pittance?" "Low-budget." "Screw you!" "I think I know which shop it was." "That guy with the big moustache." "Very little hair on top, and lots here." "And he wears a big golden chain." "Are you related?" "He's not Turkish, he's Greek." "But he spoke Turkish." "Or maybe not." "You lost your goats." "That's a saying of ours." "How so?" "Ouzo!" "You're off the rails." "Here you go." "If Harry says it's raki, it's raki." "We will drink to your health." "Cheers." "Here's to you!" "Here's to you!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Eray, don't film us, we're drinking raki here." "Dad, I've enrolled in film school." "Film school?" "Have you lost your marbles?" "You're not going to be some artist, you're going to get a good job that pays money." "OK?" "God give me patience." "I am waiting for you on the beaches of the island" "Dear all, ladies and gentlemen..." "Now it's time to pin the money on." "For those who don't know this tradition:" "Those who want to give the newlyweds a gift can join this line." "We will begin with the parents of the couple." "What have you got?" "200 euro and a gold bracelet." "Three hundred euro and a gold bracelet." "Five hundred euros and two gold bracelets." "I hope you're right this time." "Thank you, mother-in-law." "Thanks, Dad." "Congrats, daughter." "Take care of my daughter." "I certainly will." "Thank you." "ls that a real diamond?" "Yes, it's an heirloom." "From Mr and Mrs Vindevogel:" "a jewel for a jewel." "Take good care of it." "Thank you." "The aunts: two gold coins." "My dear." "Thank you." "Grandmother has given 50 euros." "Don't prick her." "Please don't." "Aunties Anna and Suzanne:" "A 100-euro shopping voucher." "From Dünja and Aydin:" "A weekend trip to..." "Paris." "Can I come?" "Enjoy it, honey." "Of course we will." "Paris, wonderful." "Look after her, will you?" "I promise." "I didn't forget you, Kamel." "Kemal." "Kemal, the brother of the bride." "Twenty euros." "Twenty-three euros and ten cents." "What's the matter, brother?" "Are you short on cash?" "Sweetie, it's OK." "123 euro and 10 cents." "Are you sure it's not fake?" "Sorry, I couldn't get it through." "Be careful." "I didn't do it on purpose." "Like gossiping to Jurgen about me?" "I wasn't to know you kept secrets from him." "It's my party." "Stop fighting." "I'm not." "You're one of them now." "You made your choice." "There is no 'them' and there is no 'we'." "Just us." "If you don't like it, then leave." "It's my family too, sis." "And it's my wedding." "If this one doesn't work out, don't come back." "Since when are you the boss at home?" "Please calm down, Sibel." "I am calm." "Keep your voice down." "This is how I always talk to my brother." "Turks talk loudly." "Get used to it." "Well, good luck with my sister." "Sandrine was ten years ago." "Let it go." "And 50 euros from the bride's youngest brother." "Kemal, come here." "Why are you so nasty to your sister and brother-in-law?" "My brother-in-law?" "I don't know what Sibel sees in him." "He's not a man." "He won't be able to support her when things are rough." "He's too soft." "That's why she loves him." "She's making a mistake." "I bet she'll be back on our doorstep in three weeks." "I'm not going to bet." "Apparently he had his..." "He's one of us now." "He's mocking us." "Relax, cousin." "Everything is black and white with you." "But life is a colour film." "Are you a perfect Muslim?" "We have a good heart." "We try to do things the right way." "One day, we might be better Muslims." "Cheers, Kemal." "Can I have four beers, please?" "There's our communications expert." "Our law and order." "I was wondering..." "Do you get free cable?" "Of course." "Digital." "On my flat screen." "Full HD and 3D." "I even have two pairs of glasses." "What a macho." "Turks always exaggerate." "And you?" "What sort of cases do you do?" "Mainly divorces." "They're very complex." "Lots of emotions, frustration." "Heavy." "So why aren't you married yet?" "People always ask me, it drives me crazy." "Well?" "When I really wanted to, I wasn't allowed." "Poor guy." "If I didn't have my hands full, I'd stroke your head." "Daughter, not bad for a second time." "I hope they're happy together." "And that they eat well." "Sibel is too skinny." "The pounds will pile on over the years, we've all been there." "She is a pretty woman." "Can I do anything?" "No, it's nearly done." "That's from Kemal's needle." "It's OK." "It doesn't hurt." "Why were you provoking him?" "I don't let people mess with me." "No one." "We're just different that way." "You tell me to restrain myself, but look at yourself." "Honey, I'm a canal, you're a delta." "I go in one direction." "I don't avoid things." "You flow in all directions." "You're a river delta." "I'll keep this safe." "Why?" "The kids can keep it themselves." "Remember at your first wedding?" "Some of the money disappeared." "It's true." "It's safe with me." "It will be just as safe with Jurgen." "Just let her, Mum." "Mum, please." "Stop it." "Your hair looks messy, let's sort it out." "Let me check your trousers." "ls that blood?" "Take it off, I'll wash it." "Mum, I'm not taking my shirt off." "I can wash my own clothes, clean my own cuts, I can cook myself, if necessary I can even do CPR." "I can do everything myself." "I'm sorry." "ls this the right time for a speech?" "Something is up with Jurgen." "I'm worried." "Shall I say a few words in Turkish?" "Did we spoil him too much?" "Were we overprotective?" "He was always with us." "I don't think he's ready for this." "Shall I say a few things in Turkish or not?" "ln Turkish?" "Do whatever you want." "Well, that's an idea." "What's up?" "Can't you go?" "Does it still hurt?" "There's a tall, good-looking girl here with a full head of hair." "ln a braid?" "Yes." "An acquaintance of yours?" "Yes." "She's my ex-girlfriend." "Your ex-girlfriend?" "What's your ex doing here?" "Does Sibel know?" "She doesn't have a problem with it." "We communicate with each other." "What's that supposed to mean?" "That maybe you should listen to Sibel instead of always being so difficult." "I'm being difficult?" "I don't think so." "If Sibel wasn't so unstable..." "Stop it, you're talking nonsense." "Wash your hands." "Or were you going to cut the cake with germ-ridden paws?" "You see, Kemal, I know Sibel." "Saying that she's unstable is... that's nonsense." "The only one who isn't stable, is you." "Watch it, you." "Just because you dumped Sandrine doesn't mean Sibel and I can't..." "What does Sandrine have to do with this?" "You let your father..." "What do you know about my dad?" "Calm down." "You calm down." "It's too late, buddy." "We're already married." "Eray, am I in focus?" "Dear all." "I'd like to welcome you all again, friends, family, in-laws." "Welcome, everyone." "Thanks." "This is the best day of their lives, Sibel and Jurgen." "And the second best day of mine." "Jurgen and Sibel have their whole lives in front of them." "Full of happiness and love for one another." "Hand in hand, and that kind of thing." "I promised I wouldn't give a speech after I'd been drinking." "I haven't kept my promise." "As long as these two keep their promise to each other." "Jurgen and Sibel." "Sibel and Jurgen." "Perhaps not everyone knows who I am." "My name is Harry." "From the bike shop Vindevogel." "Some of you think I've lost my goats." "But those two have found their goats." "When I see how they look at each other, not those goats..." "I say:" "That's love." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Let me go." "You told me you are one of us now." "That you're serious about my sister." "That you had yourself circumcised." "Now is the moment to prove that." "Let me go." "You're mad." "You're mad." "See, you haven't been circumcised." "You're lying." "Stop it!" "Get outta here!" "Get off of him!" "Look, he's mocking us." "He's lying." "Wait, take a closer look." "Technically speaking, he has been circumcised." "Look carefully." "He's not circumcised, can't you see?" "Did you go to medical school?" "Don't be ridiculous." "Are you a doctor?" "But I see, and we all see..." "You're a cable engineer." "I studied medicine." "You're a dentist." "What do you know about circumcision?" "I swear, this man is circumcised." "I'm 100 per cent certain." "Lift your pants." "Wait, let me apologise for him." "He's not a bad guy." "I understand." "There's 'us' and there's 'you'." "We come from a tradition where men are put on a pedestal." "From a young age, we are taught that the world is a dangerous place." "That the family rests on one pillar:" "The man." "I'm not a pillar." "Yes, you are." "What did Kemal do?" "Nothing." "What happened?" "Tell me." "Nothing." "How do you mean 'nothing'?" "Tell me!" "Grandpa is taking a nap." "Have you gone completely crazy?" "Everything is fine." "Explain it to me. ln Flemish, if you want." "According to Aydin, the dentist and urologist after hours..." "Jurgen is technically circumcised." "So your groom has been approved." "Good luck." "You know what your problem is?" "You're scared of women." "I'll be the one pulling my husband's pants down." "You could have just asked me." "I know all about his sucuk." "Stop it!" "If you ever want to get married, I'd hurry up." "Nearly all the virgins are gone." "Both here and in Paradise." "And thank God for that." "What a shame!" "How can you talk to your brother like that?" "I pray for you every day but it doesn't help." "If I were you, I'd pray for Kemal." "That he finds an intelligent woman." "At least then his kids will have brains." "Stop, you are embarrassing us." "If my family doesn't respect my husband, I want nothing to do with them." "What the hell did you do, Kemal?" "I didn't do anything." "Why is Sibel talking like that?" "I think she's stressed." "What do you mean "stressed"?" "She was stressed at her first wedding too." "Really?" "I told her." "She's heading for disaster." "Why did you let them walk all over you?" "I did not." "My whole family will laugh at you." "And the whole town will tomorrow." "Let them laugh." "It's not important." "I've been fighting for myself all my life." "I can't fight for you as well." "You don't have to fight for me." "Kemal, go away." "Look, Sibel is your responsibility now." "You have to make sure she behaves herself and respects her family." "Respecting people, you're good at that." "Come on, why don't you drop your pants?" "Or do you need your family for that too?" "At least I have a family." "What have you got?" "You call that a family?" "Jurgen, don't!" "Stop it!" "Kemal!" "Have you gone crazy?" "What the hell did you do, son!" "What did you do?" "So it's OK now, right, Dad?" "What do you mean?" "You know exactly what I'm talking about." "Quiet." "Why?" "Why is it OK now?" "Shut up!" "Pull yourself together!" "Please!" "Calm down!" "Snap out of it!" "Let me see your nose." "Come here, sweetheart." "Please, Jurgen." "It's all ruined." "Nothing is ruined." "Everything is going to be all right." "Come on, turn around." "I don't want someone like that as my brother-in-law." "You're absolutely right." "I don't want it." "Jurgen, please calm down." "Who does that?" "It's ridiculous." "Please, turn around." "Everything will be OK." "Tonight was the first time." "What was?" "Tell me." "I've never been in a real fight, Sibel." "Maybe we were too hasty." "What?" "Three months, three weeks..." "What do you mean?" "Maybe this was a mistake." "No, getting on the wrong bus, that's a mistake." "Our wedding wasn't a mistake." "Just look at this party." "All that hassle, all those lies." "ls this supposed to be the party of my life?" "Of our lives." "Our lives?" "All this misery?" "All that chaos?" "Stop it." "I'm not getting another divorce." "Splitting up is not an option." "It's not going to happen." "This is never going to work." "ls that all you have to say to me?" "ls that all?" "There you are." "The cake is melting." "It should be cut now." "The party is over, Mum." "Quite a party in there." "It's deep, isn't it?" "What?" "The thing with your parents." "Come on, you have a choice." "Your sister..." "She didn't follow the rules." "All those stories, all that nonsense, the manipulating." "She is gutsy, though." "My sister?" "If she gets a divorce, I'll give her your number." "You don't have my number." "And you won't get it, either." "I'll get it from Jurgen." "Wait." "I'm a jerk." "Say that again?" "The cake." "Applause." "I'll survive." "I'm staying the night at Dünya's." "I'll find a solution." "Next time I'm marrying myself. ln a field with chips, lots of beer and only women." "Anyone who wants to walk around naked, can." "If even one guy comes near me, I'll castrate him personally with a pair of pincers." "Hold it." "Another one?" "Jurgen, listen." "Leave me alone." "Please listen." "Dad!" "Patrick, can I crash at yours?" "You said that if I had any doubts I could crash at yours." "Of course, but..." "Then let's go." "Jurgen, mate..." "This is one of the most important days of your life." "Yes or no?" "Ladies and gentlemen, there's a van parked outside..." "Frenki, sit down." "It's mine." "Sit down." "I'm going to move Frenki's car." "Then I'll come back and get some more cake." "And if you still want to leave..." "Jurgen won't talk or listen." "He's just like you." "Darling, why are you smoking again?" "The only thing he said was:" "It was all a mistake." "Maybe it's better he realises it now than in 30 years' time." "Why did you say that?" "You and your raki, and your speech and your Turkish." "Masallah here, masallah there." "You always have to be so nice to everyone." "But how about listening to me?" "Or just acting normal?" "Why can't you do that?" "I just want those two to be together." "Kemal, you stud." "Come over here." "Hasan, let it go." "One moment." "Hi." "Hey, honey." "Can I play?" "Sure." "I'm very happy you're here." "Kemal, you lion." "Listen to your father." "Hasan, let it go." "Don't upset your dad." "What's up, Dad?" "Do you want to say something?" "Son, that was 10 years ago." "Please." "A father is always worrying about his kids' future." "He is totally right." "You are right." "Sometimes, people says things..." "I should have... kept my mouth shut." "Ladies and gentlemen, I see in my schedule that it's time for a surprise for the bride and groom." "A DVD..." "Kemal, stop!" "Where are you going?" "...from Kemal." "Adem!" "Stop!" "Where are you going?" "Hey, sis." "I have a question for you." "Why did you pick Jurgen?" "Do I really have to say that?" "Yes, come on." "Go ahead." "Can I sing it?" "you ask me if I fancy a cigarette it's 2 am and we're lying in bed in a hotel in a town where no one can hear us where no one knows us or no one disturbs us" "I'm awake staring at the ceiling" "I think of the day that started so long ago it is a night that you only see in movies one of those nights that the best songs are about" "a night I never thought I'd ever live but tonight lm living it with you" "I like you." "Because you're the first guy..." "No..." "Because you're the only guy... who asked me what I wanted." "Can you give me a lift?" "Hey, my booby." "Jurgen?" "Yes?" "Why did you pick my sister?" "Why Sibel?" "I never thought I'd get married so soon." "But it's going to be the best day of my life." "The best day of my life." "No, stop." "The best day of my life... has already happened." "That was the day that Miss PSHE's... bike chain came off." "That was the best day of my life." "Miss PSHE, that's Sibel." "Sibel could of course replace that chain herself." "Of course, Sibel can do anything." "Anything." "But she would have got her skirt dirty." "So I asked her if I could help her." "And she replied with the most beautiful smile I'd ever seen." "That day was a party." "They say three months and three weeks... is not enough to tell if you really love someone." "But I...." "I knew it from day one." "You are my party." "You are my... party." "Bravo!" "Marry me." "Has anyone seen my wife's ring?" " Don't worry." "I'm sorry." "No, I am."