"¶ camp lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ cape lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ cape lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ cape lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [groan] [loud roar]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom," "Sometimes when things get tough at camp lakebottom," "A kid just wants his mummy!" "[grunting] [grunting]" "Yes!" "Ugh..." "Phew!" "All done!" "Ugh." "Nice, but it's blocking my sun." "Can you move it a smidge?" "Thanks." "[nervous chuckle] [horn beeps]" "Behold!" "The magicamper dee-lux." "[gasp]" "The ultimate pamper camper." "You call that camping, buttsnot?" "While you losers are picking sand out of your shorts." "I'll be sleepin' like a king." "Even kings can't avoid the flash sandstorms" "In the dunes of doom..." "The pharaoh king toot'n'doodoo [yawning] lost his queen in a sandstorm [gasp] and he's been looking for her" "Ever since!" "Whoa, talk about obsessive boyfriends." "Lame!" "I'll tell you what's not lame!" "My amazing home theatre with 20.1 surround sound." "Later, bottom smellers!" "[dance music]" "Anyways, as I was saying... [howling wind]" "What'd I tell ya?" "Flash sand storms..." "Well, better get digging'." "Anyone remember that being there yesterday?" "All:" "Cool!" "Toot'n'doodoo's pyramid!" "It's been buried for over a thousand years." "So stay clear, campers." "All:" "Whoa!" "This place is crazy!" "Ugh..." "No." "We're crazy to be in here." "This place reminds me of my grandma's basement." "Only less damp and dirty." "All:" "Cool!" "Let's look around." "Hi, new boney pal!" "Hello?" "[gasp]" "Squirt!" "Did I miss something?" "Uh, more like something just missed you!" "Okay, um, before we explore," "I gotta use the little boys' room... [panting]" "He couldn't have thought of that before we left?" "[kissing noises]" "Wh-!" "Whoa!" "Ah!" "I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!" "My name is boney bill!" "This place is creepy." "Let's go exploring!" "Uh, first you may want to explore" "The bottom of your shoe." "Ew, ew, yuck!" "Woo hoo!" "[tense music] [electrical crackling]" "[coughing]" "A pyramid!" "And where there's a pyramid..." "There's treasure!" "[cackles]" "Whoa!" "Check it out!" "Egyptian comic strips!" "They're hieroglyphics!" "That must be toot'n'doodoo's queen." "Hey, she kinda looks like you, gretchen!" "[scoffs] gretch, a queen?" "As if!" "Oh wait, now I see the resemblance." "[laughs] [moaning] [cackles]" "Ya shoulda seen the look on your faces," "Bottom screamers!" "All:" "Buttsquat!" "So where's the treasure in this dump?" "[moaning] [screams]" "Nice try, buttsplurt." "Wasn't me, mcgeek." "[groans] [loud roar] [roaring]" "Mummies!" "[panting] [screaming]" "Ahhh!" "[roaring]" "Ah!" "[screaming]" "Woohoo!" "[giggling] [screaming]" "The exit!" "There's gotta be some kind of secret switch..." "Ya mean like this?" "Good one, squirt!" "Campers:" "He's king toot'n'doo doo." "I'm out." "Hey hands off!" "Hyyy, ahhh!" "Hiii-yaah!" "[battle cries and grunts] [growls]" "[battle cries] [lush music]" "My queen." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Queen toot'n'doo doo!" "Keep the flowers, you freeze dried freak!" "[grunt]" "My queen, as always, you leave me dizzy." "Wow..." "You're kinda cute for a dead guy." "Now that we are reunited, we shall be together forever." "Your throne, my queen." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Okay." "Cool." "Does it come with a crown?" "'cause I'm liking all this so far." "Isn't it great?" "Gretchen's really a queen!" "Oooh, thrilling." "All hail queen gretch." "[clears throat]" "Feeling a distinct lack of fanning here." "Come, let me show you the rest of your palace." "Hey, what's going on out there?" "King toot'n'poop thinks gretchen's his queen" "And she's gone all dopey for him." "Just like in the egyptian comics." "But how come she's being wrapped in bandages" "In that panel?" "'cause toot'n'fart" "Wants to turn gretchen into a mummy!" "Ahh!" "Now can you get me out of here?" "Ahhhhhh!" "What was that?" "Your friends wanted to go..." "Exploring." "Without me?" "That's so not cool." "I will never abandon you." "Like, ever." "[crash]" "Free!" "[gasp]" "Treasure!" "Free treasure!" "It's mine!" "All mine!" "Stamped it, double-locked it, no erasies!" "Who cares?" "We've gotta stop toot'n'burp" "Before he shrink wraps gretchen forever!" "Aw, she's a queen." "She's fine!" "Oooh, come to butty... [grunts] no!" "It could be a trap!" "[chuckle]" "Oooh, mcgoofball was afraid of an itty bitty bug... [screaming]" "[hissing] [screaming]" "Shhh, I got this..." "Ta da!" "[gentle music]" "Go!" "Guys!" "There's an opening!" "Butthead, go!" "[inhales sharply] [gentle music] [hissing]" "Leaan!" "[crash] [grunting]" "Help!" "Snakes are after my treasure!" "[sobbing] [grunting]" "Buttsquat:" "Hmph. 'bout time!" "My treasure!" "[screaming]" "Listen toot, this is great and all," "But I better go find the guys." "My queen, you cannot leave." "It is time for your coronation!" "'bout time a crown showed up!" "Suzi's gonna be so jealous." "And now you will be mummified" "So we can be together..." "Like forever." "Cool." "Wait..." "What?" "No way, bandage boy." "Your 'queen' is calling it quits!" "[snaps fingers]" "Lemme outta here!" "Gaah!" "Not again!" "What's with all the urns?" "Waugh!" "Back off, dust magnets!" "Gauze isn't my look!" "[scream] [crash]" "I'll never enjoy fancy pottery again." "Gretchen!" "Toot'n'cough's trying to turn you into a mummy!" "Ya think?" "[loud roar]" "Mcgee!" "Catch!" "Ha!" "[whimpers]" "Don't know what gretchen saw in you!" "Come on, gretch." "We need a karate queen!" "You and I have a date with destruction!" "Wouldn't wanna be in your bandages." "Huh!" "Yeow!" "Okay..." "How about " "Hiiyahh!" "Ho ho ha!" "Ouch!" "[growls]" "Uhh, guys... [grunts] you will be my queen..." "Until the end of time!" "Sorry king snooty tooty!" "You're going back in the box!" "[rumbling]" "Now feels like a good time to go." "Right behind you!" "My treasure!" "Whoop!" "Look!" "Somebody do something!" "Who's up for sand sledding?" "Woo hooo!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "[grunts and giggles] [scream]" "Whoa!" "Woohoo!" "And that, campers, is the story" "Of why you shouldn't go into that pyramid." "Great story, sawyer." "And you're totally right." "You okay, gretch?" "King toot'n'doo doo sure knew how to treat a girl." "Except for the whole, seal me in a tomb for eternity thing." "I'll take that!" "King butt rules!" "[groan]" "Anyone see where I parked my camper?" "[scream]" "That reminds me of the legend of the lost camper." "Oof!" "[giggles]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom." "Took slimey out for a run today..." "A run from the law!" "Watch this, guys!" "[laughter] both:" "Go mcgee!" "[¶]" "Woo hoo..." "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Ahh!" "Yeah!" "[beeping] [grunts] [alarm rings] huh?" "[grunts]" "Those bottom losers are getting way too close" "To sunnysmiles' waters." "It ends tonight." "I hereby seize these buoys" "In the name of camp sunnysmiles." "Hey!" "Bottom freaks." "Back on your side of the lake!" "You're dealing with the butt border patrol now." "Ah!" "[blows raspberry] [chuckles]" "That's it!" "You got an attitude problem, tentacle boy." "Lucky I don't run you in." "[grunts] that's littering." "Consider this a warning." "You better obey my laws" "Or you'll be in big trouble, fish stick." "[blows raspberry]" "Well that takes care of that " "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Ah!" "You don't scare me, you freak from beneath!" "[screams]" "Mommy!" "[giggles] [snoring]" "What do you mean that's not a porta potty?" "Oh, morning, slimey!" "Morning, slimey." "Gah!" "Slimey!" "Cut it out!" "Whoa, sweet hat." "[knocking]" "Morning campers!" "It's cleaning day!" "[groaning] [laughs]" "Whoa!" "This calls for super suction... [motor whirrs]" "Whoa!" "Ahh!" "Too..." "Much..." "Power!" "This face has never been cleaner!" "[wind rushing]" "Ah!" "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "Time for a little reverse action!" "Hiy!" "Whoa!" "Huh..." "Maybe too much power for a vacuum," "But not for a kick-butt..." "Flyboard!" "Wooo hoo hoo hoo!" "Go mcgee!" "Ai-oof!" "Okay, who put this bad boy here?" "[siren] butt patrol!" "Mcnimrod, you are officially trespassing" "In sunny smiles waters." "Uh, this is lakebottom's swim area." "Yeah, buttsnitch." "You don't own the whole lake." "This fence says I do." "Got ya for trespassing, damaging property," "And for public lameness." "But I'll go easy on ya this time." "Just stay on your side and we won't have a problem." "Oh, this side?" "Or this side?" "How about this side?" "This?" "Don't make me lock you up, mcgee!" "Huh?" "Gaaah!" "[laughter]" "Ah!" "Keep that slimeosaurus away from me!" "It tried to eat my boat this morning!" "Whoa..." "Slimey doesn't eat junk food!" "And then it stole my new hat!" "Slimey, did you attack officer buttsplat's boat" "And steal his hat?" "Then you know what to do..." "Huh?" "Ah!" "[laughter]" "You've been warned." "Next time I see that stinky leech" "It's off to the slug-pound!" "Slug-pound!" "Buttsquat asked for it." "It's time to take our pranking to a whole new level, slimey." "Maybe slimey should stay away" "From buttsquat for a couple of days." "[air horn]" "Oh relax." "He's just having fun." "The more fun slimey has" "Messing around with buttsquat, the better!" "So come on slimey, let's get messing!" "Butt border patrol report:" "No sign of the bottom sneakers" "And their mucus-ey accomplice." "But it's only a matter of time." "And if I see them in my waters" "They're gonna get some of this!" "And this!" "And this" "Sh-sh-sharks?" "Get away!" "Shoo!" "Help!" "[laughter]" "Not funny, you guys!" "You could've gotten yourselves blasted." "This thing is totally dangerous!" "Watch." "[air horn] [laughter]" "That squid-linquent better watch out!" "Actually, you better watch out." "Oh yeah, like I'm gonna fall for " "Oof!" "Bullseye!" "Nice shot, buttsmack!" "[indistinct chatter] [splashing]" "[giggling]" "This time that goon's got a date with a deep-fryer!" "[screams]" "Uh..." "I showed that jumbo calamari who's boss!" "[screams] help!" "[screaming]" "Whoa, what's going on over at camp sunny smiles?" "Slimey's probably pranking buttwhine" "And we're missing it!" "Come on!" "Save a wedgie for me, slimey!" "Call off your rabid squid!" "[screams]" "Slimey?" "No way!" "[air horn] [chuckles]" "See?" "Caught it red-handed " "Er, red tentacled..." "You know what I mean!" "I turned our lake monster into a monster lake monster!" "Easy slimey, you are taking it too far..." "Slimey would never do something like that," "Right mcgee?" "First the hat, then those dents..." "And only something real big coulda' done that to the dock." "[sobbing]" "I'll teach you..." "By turning your slimey pal into a sushi dinner!" "Say sayonara, tentacle breath!" "Get away slimey!" "No!" "No!" "Yes!" "That'll teach you to mess with the butt patrol." "I can't believe slimey is guilty!" "Guilty or not," "No one's getting slimey on my watch." "Ha!" "Even mcgoon knows you're guilty!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Buttsquat:" "Who called the elevator?" "You didn't tell me your slime thing is in a gang!" "Ah!" "[growls]" "So it was an out of control, rampaging lake monster!" "Just not our out of control, rampaging lake monster!" "Then that means..." "...Slimey is innocent!" "Never doubted it for a second!" "Of course you didn't, mcgee." "[growls]" "C-c-claws where I can see them, crab breath!" "Gah!" "I don't need to see them that close!" "Ah!" "[growls] [whimpers]" "Whoa!" "Ow!" "Officer down." "[growls] [scream]" "[growls]" "[loud explosion] [roar]" "Here, I'll distract that thing while you free slimey." "Crab-a-bunga!" "Sorry I ever doubted you, slimey!" "You forgive me?" "[laughs] thanks, pal!" "Now let's go kick some crab butt!" "Mcgee!" "Could use some help here!" "[whimpers]" "Huh?" "[roar]" "Mcgee:" "Okay slimey," "Let's show king crab who's boss!" "Yeah!" "Bad crabby, bad bad bad!" "Yay!" "Alright, slimey!" "[roar]" "What's happening?" "[screams] it's way too quiet!" "Slimey?" "Yeah, slimey!" "Surf'n'turf that crusty crab!" "[cheering]" "Yeah, yeah." "Your mutant calamari saved the day and stuff," "But it shouldn't be off its leash..." "Huh?" "Ahh!" "Extreme obnoxiousness?" "Unlicensed boomerang?" "Being a butthead?" "As if!" "You forgot trespassing" "On camp lakebottom's side of the lake." "Hey!" "Put me down!" "See ya, buttsquid!" "[motor whirrs]" "I will have revenge!" "All:" "Yay slimey!" "Gah!" "Haha, slimey!" "No more pranking..." "Until tomorrow!"