"You know, I think fall is finally here" "I just saw the first drunk of the season turn yellow and tumble gently to the ground" "I tripped, okay?" "What is with a picnic in November anyway?" "I'm freezing my perfect peach off" "Oh, yeah" "This is it" "This is perfect Right here" "And, Jack, take off that hat It makes you look like a woman" "Oh, it wasn't the hat" " Why are we doing this?" " Come on" "It's sunny It's New Yorky" "I read this thing in "O," the Oprah magazine on tapas picnics and I've been dying to try one" "Oprah can be a lot of fun" "And there's no one I'd rather have watching my back in a bar fight" "Hey, guys" "Sorry we're late We grabbed a couple hot dogs" " I told you I was making tapas" " I know" " Hey, guys" " Oh..." "Leo" "I don't know if we have enough food for five people" "That's okay" "Grace just ate enough hot dogs for five people" "Honey, you got a lump under that arm You might wanna have that looked at" "Come on It's November in the park" "I thought we'd, you know toss around a football" "Um, look, Leo" "I know you're new here And, um we don't want you to think we're really cliquey and don't let anyone in our little group" "But, um well... we're really cliquey We don't want anyone in our little group,so..." "[WILL AND KAREN NOD.]" "So, if you wanna break into the fag four this symbol of gay oppression has to go" "Come on, Jackie Get rid of it" "Who knew I could do that?" "Ladies and gentlemen" "Prepare yourselves for the finest feast this side of Barcelona" "My gift to you Enjoy" "It's a boomerang" "It went around the world" "My platanas bravas ruined splattered all over this cashmere throw and look at these broken ramekins" "You're a trip, Will" "Oh, sweetie" "It's probably going to take a while to clean up" "We're gonna go make out" "Holy cripes" "Am I outside?" "Hey, kid, can you tell us what's going on here?" "Did you just call me kid?" "You're Katie Couric" " I love you!" " Well, thank you" "I'm sure if we spent more time together" "I'd love you too" "So, uh, what is going on here?" "Talking with Katie" "We're just having this mass wedding Some stupid stunt for sweeps" "Oh, if you're here where in the world is Matt Lauer?" "Laughin' with Katie" "Yeah, I asked myself the same damn question when they told me I had to work on a Sunday as if being cute and perky five days a week isn't enough hard enough" "I hear that" "Hey, you two look happy" "Would you like to get married today?" "Sure." "Yeah, why not?" "What do you say?" "Yeah, why not?" "We'll help the ratings" "Would you excuse us, Katie Couric?" "What are you doing?" "I'm serious We met in the park" "Let's get married in the park" "But this is just-- I mean, we're talking about" "We've only known each other like, two months" "Grace" "Come on, you know we're gonna do it eventually" "You know what?" "I'm doing this all wrong" "Grace Adler" "I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you" "So here, today right now, in front of God... and Katie Couric" "I'm asking you..." "Will you marry me?" "Yes" "Yes, I will Let's do it" "This is just a temporary ring, right?" "That was a disaster" "Tapas in the park" "That's the last time I cook something out of a magazine" "Ooh, "Gourmet" has a special on savory pies of Edinburgh" "Save your appetites, lassies!" "Hey, what happened to Grace and that foreign fellow she's been hangin' around with?" "Maybe they went to the Guggenheim" "That's a real place, right?" "What happened to you guys?" "Are you gonna tell them or shall I?" "Well, if you don't mind I kinda want to" "Okay Go ahead" "Okay" "We met Katie Couric!" "No, no That's not the news" "We got married!" "What?" "Just now, in the park" "What?" "There was this mass wedding" "What?" "!" "Leo made me a ring out of a dandelion" "He asked I said yes" "I threw a pretzel bouquet" "A duck caught it" "It was all just so romantic And we're married" "Oh, my god, Grace!" "Well, well, well" "Look who penetrated the inner circle" "And then he stuck around and married her" "Don't get too comfy" "You may have Penelope Cruzedyour way in, but, uhm... you can just as easily be Mimi Rogered out" "Huh?" "Hey" "What do you think?" "Wow" "What a surprise" "That's crazy" "Just spring it on us like that That's--that's great" " Leo, great" " Thanks" "And, Grace..." "best of luck" ""Best of luck"?" "Well, thanks for coming to my bat mitzvah, Uncle Hachem" "Have a safe drive to back to Syosset" "I don't know what half those words meant" " Um, what's going on?" " What?" "Nothing" "I'm happy for you" "You know, it's the biggest moment of your life" "Why would you include me?" "I-I don't matter I'm nothing" "Best of luck" "Oh, Will... that is so..." "freakin' lame!" "You listen to me, Will Truman" "I know that this is sudden and not the way we thought it was gonna be but you are my best friend and you will be thrilled for me" " Would you" " You're hurting me!" " It's about me!" "I'm the bride!" " I'm the bride!" " Whoa, whoa" " Take it easy." "Whoa, hey" " I'm the bride!" "You hear me?" "!" "Take it easy Don't break him" "I still need him for the 20% of you I can't handle" "Hey, uh, help me out, guys" "Come on, Grace You're married!" "Let's celebrate by throwing away most of your clothes" "I don't need to throw away my clothes" "Yeah, come on" "What about the whorey-lookin' stuff you use to pick up guys?" "Let's go" " Will, are you okay, man?" " I'm fine" "I just wish if Grace was going to finish the Hershey syrup that she wouldn't put the empty can back in the refrigerator!" "I'm the bride!" "Look, uh" "Will, I know you feel left out" "Would it help to know that right before we got married Grace said" ""I really wish Will were here?"" "And I said, "Me too?"" " Really?" " I just asked, would it help?" "Cutting the tension with cruelty How thoughtful of you" "I'm sorry" "I know you and Grace have been friends forever" "And I just come and whisk her away like that" " It's gotta hurt" " It does" "Look, I know that I-I-I put out this tough-guy image" "I know people think of me as all hard and strong and macho-y" "Look at this flower arrangement it's atrocious" "The truth is, it does hurt" "I'm never going to have a wedding of my own and I-- being a part of Grace's was important to me" "What are you talking about?" "You--you can have a wedding" "Oh, please!" "Gay weddings?" "Some witchy lesbian waves a stick over you on a beach somewhere" "While a drag queen sings "Evergreen."" "I'm talking about a traditional wedding" "Grace and I used to stay up nights talking about what hers would be like" "I didn't have a hell of a lot going on at the time" "I-I--I'd have this beautiful tux big through here and small through here" "She'd have a gorgeous gown" "Small through here and big through here" "At the reception I-I'd make a great toast" "And everybody would laugh at the right places and cry in the right places" "And then we'd do this great dance that we'd tell everybody we hadn't worked on but secretly we had" "We can still do all that" " I-I didn't know you were" " I mean it may not be the first dance but it could be the second" "Are you talking about a wedding reception?" "'Cause I'd really be into that" "You guys would do that for me?" "No, not just-- Yeah" "Just for you all for you" "I am going to be so beautiful" "Jack, Jack" "Hey" "It's almost time for my toast so give me a really good introduction, okay?" "Okay, I got it" "It should not include the words "bald," "fat," or "impotent."" "Okay, give me five minutes" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Give it to me Change it up" "Fire!" "Give it to me Change it up" "This all happened so fast" "I don't even know from Leo I'm not sure I approve" " He's a Jewish doctor" " Ooh, I love him!" "Don't cock it up" "Congratulations, Leo We're so happy for you guys" "Hey, thanks" "We're just a bunch of old married folks now" "Well, you are" "Our marriage isn't recognized by the State of New York" "Mazel tov" "Hey, honey You wanna dance?" "Well, let's see about that, Rob I'm carrying a boulder on my groin and my feet have swollen twice their natural size" "Yeah." "Let's cut a rug, honey" "Rosie, how come we've never gotten together?" "Lady, quit trying to unhook my bra" "Excuse me Excuse me" "Excuse me Excuse me" "Excuse me!" "Hi" "Now it's time to toast the lovely couple" "And who better to start things off than the most important person in Grace's life" "Her friend, her confidant" "And it pains me to admit this but the most gorgeous man I know" "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage me!" "Grace Leo" "What can I say about you two beautiful kids?" "Except..." "Acting is a craft which has been around for literally many, many years" "And I should know" "I'm Jack McFarland creator of the McFarland Method" "which has helped countless aspiring actors, actresses and act-transgender individuals..." "There's some very interesting people here" "Just wait, mom" "Now let's hear from another very important person in Grace's life" "One who has been there for her through sick and sin" "A great man ladies and gentlemen..." "Karen Walker" "Thank you" "Grace, Leon" "This is truly a wonderful evening" "See, folks" "Some people do buy the cow How 'bout that?" "Thanks" "Well, I am so, so happy for you both" "Thank you, everyone" "Man, there are a lot of Jews here" "Thank you" "Well, I guess that's everyone" "So thank you for coming Enjoy your m" "Hi" "I remember the first time I met Grace It was freshman year at Columbia" "And I was pretty much like any other college guy" "I lived in the dorm with the bare essentials... futon, stereo, cast iron enamel fondue pot" "Anyway, one night I was making up a batch for myself and my roommate Rob" "I am not gay, everyone!" "Do you hear that?" "I love the ladies" "I'm a breast man" "So, um, the chocolate was just coming to a gentle boil when this creature appeared at my door... sniffing" "I looked at her" "She looked at the chocolate and the two of them have been together ever since" "No, no, no" "I joke a lot about Grace, but... well, truth is I couldn't be happier for her today" "Leo..." "I was the first man to ask her to marry me" "And I know you're going to be the last" "To you guys" "Larry, you should get up and say something" " They spoke at our wedding" " That was a gay wedding" "It didn't really count" "That joke isn't funny anymore" "It is to me" "Hi" "This reminds me of something my grandfather once said" ""Where's that Jamaican woman who feeds me?"" "I'm not very good at this" "But someone who was, was Lord Byron so I stole this from him" ""The light of love the purity...of grace"" ""The mind, the music breathing from her face"" ""the heart whose softness harmonized the whole"" ""That eye was in itself a soul."" "To my wife" "Thank you" "You know, I'm feeling so many things right now it's hard to put them into words" "So I thought I would express myself in a different way" "Please don't let this feeling end it might not come again and I want to remember" " Salads are out!" " What?" "Oh, I don't-- I don't see salad" "Oh, they're coming Right, everybody?" "I'll have one of those Thank you" "What was that?" " I was just taking a mini quiche" " I know what you were doing!" "You were checking out that hussy yeah" "Let me tell you something, boy" "Now that you're married the only mini quiches you should be paying attention to are Grace's" "You're a little bit scary, aren't you?" "Listen to me, mister" "If I hear that you have hurt my Gracie in any way" "I will hurt you, yeah" "I have people" "I'm not gonna say who But I do" "Hello" "Leo!" "Time to cut the cake Okay, everyone!" "Come on up" "Okay, you are the doctor" "I will follow your lead" "Okay, I'm not a doctor" "I just said that so you'd marry me" "Well, he's kidding" "He better be" "You want some" " Oh, you wa" " No, no, no, that's fine" "Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?" "We haven't really talked about it yet" "You should take her to your cabin" "You have a cabin?" "Yeah, I go there to fish" "You fish?" "Mm-hmm I learned in Africa" "You were in Africa?" "Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders" "You were with Doctors Without Borders?" "Have you two met?" "Hey, hey" "Let's give the newlyweds a break here" "I'm sure they know all the important stuff" "Like favorite song Favorite movie" "Birthdays?" "No?" "Doesn't matter" "Don't worry, Grace" "Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff" "That's right, Eleanor Who's Marvin?" "That'd be me" "Your name is Marvin?" "Yeah, yeah" "People always call me "Leo"..." "'cause my name's Marvin" "You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?" "I don't know your name?" "Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that." "Huh?" "You were married before?" "!" "Okay, wrong time to try that joke" "Are you okay, baby?" "Um, no, I'm" "Excuse me" "Excuse me" "I knew she'd cock it up"