"Sync:" "FRM@ Ò"·½" "ALRIGHT STUDENTS, LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS." "EVERYONE TRY TO BE NICE BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT JOINING US TODAY." "AND I KNOW YOU WILL ALL MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME." "SAY HELLO TO -- BAAHIR HASSAN ABDUL HAKEEM." "Cartman:" "OH,OH !" "Ms.Garrison:" "WELCOMETO OUR CLASS, BAAHIR." "Baahir:" "THANKYOU." "Cartman:" "DUDE..." "DUDE,NOTCOOL!" "Ms.Garrison:" "WHYDON 'TYOU TAKEA SEAT IN KYLE'S EMPTY DESK FOR NOW." "Baahir:" "OKAY." "Cartman:" "HOOOOO" "OOOOOPPPP." "NOOO, NOOOO, NO, NO!" "Ms.Garrison:" "ERIC!" "WHATTHE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "!" "Cartman:" "WHAT'SWRONG?" "!" "Cartman:" "HASHE BEENCHECKED FOR BOMBS?" "Ms.Garrison:" "ERIC,THAT'SENOUGH." "NOT ALL MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE TERRORISTS!" "Cartman:" "NO..." "BUTMOSTOFTHEM ARE." "AND ALL IT TAKES IS MOST OF THEM." "Butters:" "HA,HA ." "AHAAAHAHAAH!" "NOW YOU GO, BAAHIR!" "HA HA HAHAHAHAA!" "Kyle:" "YEAH?" "Cartman:" "KYLE,AREYOU ONYOUR COMPUTER?" "Kyle:" "WHAT?" "NO ,I'MSICK." "Cartman:" "GETONLINE." "INEED  YOU TO CHECK SOMETHING FOR ME." "Kyle:" "DUDE,LEAVEMEALONE." "Cartman:" "KYLE,EVERYONE OFOUR FRIENDS MIGHT BE IN SERIOUS DANGER." "Kyle:" "WHAT?" "WHY?" "Cartman:" "GOONLINENOW !" "Kyle:" "ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT." "Cartman:" "GOTO MYSPACE." "SEE IFTHERE IS A MYSPACE PAGE FOR A BAAHIR HAKEEM." "Kyle:" "BAAHIRHAKEEM." "BORNINCHICAGO." "EIGHT YEARS OLD." "HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN." "CARTMAN, WHAT IS THIS ABOU " "Cartman:" "KYLE,IWANTYOUTO CHECK HIS BUDDY LIST." "HOW MANY MYSPACE FRIENDS DOES HE HAVE?" "Kyle:" "OVERAHUNDRED." "Cartman:" "LOOKFURTHERDOWNTHEPAGE " " DOES HE LIST HIS FAVORITE BAND?" "Kyle:" "WHITESTRIPES." "Cartman:" "THAT'SFUNNY." "Kyle:" "WHAT?" "Cartman:" "HETOLDEVERYONEINCLASS  TODAY HIS FAVORITE BAND WAS BLINK 182." "THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN RECESS AND OEOGRAFHY CLASS." "OfficerBarbrady:" "HELLO?" "Cartman:" "OFFICERBARBRADY,SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY IS IN SERIOUS DANGER." "OfficerBarbrady:" "FROMWHAT?" "WHOISTHIS?" "Cartman:" "I'VE JUST I.D.'D A MUSLIM AND HIS MYSPACE PAGE DOES NOT CHECK OUT." "YOU'VE GOT TO GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE NOW!" "OfficerBarbrady:" "AREYOU SERIOUS?" "Cartman:" "IFIWASN'TSERIOUS, WOULD I BE TALKING LIKE THIS?" "OfficerBarbrady:" "LIKEWHAT?" "?" "REALLY LOUDLY FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT" "OfficerBarbrady:" "OH ,JEEZ." "Ms.Garrison:" "WHATTHE HELL." "Principal Victoria:" "ALL STUDENTS ARE TO EVACUATE THE SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY." "YEA!" "YIPPIE!" "ALRIGHT!" "Butters:" "HEY,BAAHIR,SINCEWEGET TO GO HOME" "YOU WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY CHECKERS?" "!" "Baahir:" "SURE,OKAY!" "Butters:" "ALRIGHT!" "Kyle:" "DUDE..." "Cartman:" "YEAH." "Kyle:" "DUDE,IJUSTGOTIM'DFROM STAN THAT THEY EVACUATED THE SCHOOL." "Cartman:" "YEAH,NOWDOYOUBELIEVE ME SOMETHING IS GOING ON?" "Kyle:" "I GUESSSO ." "Cartman:" "YEAH,WELLIDON'TLIKE IT." "IT DOESN'T FOLLOW." "Kyle:" "WHATDOESN'TFOLLOW?" "Cartman:" "WHYWOULDATERRORIST JUST BLOW UP A SCHOOL?" "IT'S NOT THEIR M.O. UNLESS..." "OH, MY GOD" " UNLESS THIS WAS ALL JUST A BIG DIVERSION." "KYLE, I NEED YOU TO GOOGLE SEARCH THE SOUTH PARK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE." "Kyle:" "OKAY." "Cartman:" "THEIRWEBSITE" "SHOULD HAVE A CALENDAR OF EVENTS." "IS THERE ANYTHING BIG GOING ON IN TOWN TODAY?" "Kyle:" "YEAH,ACTUALLY,THEREIS." "Cartman:" "WHAT?" "Kyle:" "THERE'SAHILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN RALLY." "...CARTMAN?" "CARTMAN?" "SIR,THERE'SSOMEBODYCALLING IN SAYING THERE'S GOING" "TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK ON THE HILLARY CLINTON RALLY TODAY." "WHAT?" "THIS IS CIA HEAD ALAN THOMPSON." "Cartman:" "MR.THOMPSON,YOU HAVETO CALL OFF THE CLINTON RALLY." "THERE'S A TERRORIST IN SOUTH PARK." "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "Cartman:" "HEJUSTSHOWEDUPOUTOF THE BLUE." "I NEED TO SPEAK WITH THE PRESIDENT RIGHT AWAY." "IAMTHEHEADOFTHECIA, YOU CAN TELL ME!" "Cartman:" "I SAIDIWILLONLY  TALK TO THE PRESIDENT." "LOOK,IFYOUHAVE INFORMATION OF A THREAT " "Cartman:" "LALA LA LAAAAAAA." "IWILLHAVEYOU ARRESTEDFOR- " "Cartman:" "LA,LAAA,ICAN'THEARYOU, ONLY THE PRESIDENT, LA ALA LALALAAAAA." ":  CALL IS COMING THROUGH NOW, MR. PRESIDENT." "PresidentBush:" "HELLO?" "Cartman:" "PRESIDENTBUSH,IT'SERIC  CARTMAN." "ARE WE ON A SECURE LINE?" "PresidentBush:" "HUH?" "WHO ?" "Cartman:" "LOOK,IKNOWYOU'RENOT THE BIGGEST HILDOG FAN," "BUT SHE'S IN GREAT DANGER RIGHT NOW." "PresidentBush:" "HILDOG?" "YESI ..." "I UNDERSTAND." "I'LL LET MRS. CLINTON KNOW..." "HillaryClinton:" "WHATISIT,BRIAN ?" "MRS.CLINTON,WE JUST RECEIVED WORD OF A POSSIBLE" "TERRORIST ATTACK ON YOUR RALLY TODAY." "HillaryClinton:" "IS THE THREAT CREDIBLE?" "WEAREN'TSURE." "BUT PERHAPS IT'S BEST WE CALL IT OFF." "HillaryClinton:" "NO ..." "NO,IWILLNOT BE BULLIED BY TERRORIST THREATS." "YOUR MEN DO A GOOD JOB, BRIAN." "I HAVE FAITH THAT ANY THREAT WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF ACCORDINGLY." "WE'VEREACHEDTHERALLYSITE ,HILDOG." "DON'TWORRY,MRS.CLINTON, I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS FINE." "HillaryClinton:" "THANKYOU ,CHRIS." "THEYKNOWABOUTTHE BOMB." "THATISIMPOSSIBLE." "WE TOOK EVERY MEASURE TO ASSURE THE BOMB WAS HIDDEN FROM SIGHT!" "WELL,SOMEBODYTIPPEDOFF THE CIA ." "I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY KNOW, BUT SECURITY HAS BEEN HEIGHTENED." "THATBOMBMUSTTRAVELWITH  THE CLINTON RALLY TO BOSTON!" "THEBOMBWON'TMAKEITTO  BOSTON NOW, WITH THE HEIGHTENED" "SECURITY IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY FIND IT." "THENWEHAVENOCHOICE..." "WE HAVE TO MOVE UP THE ATTACK." "IUNDERSTAND,COMRADE." "PREPAREYOURSELF." "WE DETONATE THE BOMB WITHIN THE HOUR." "Cartman:" "KYLE,I'M AT THE CLINTON RALLY SITE, BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF THAT KID." "Kyle:" "SOTHENMAYBEYOU'REWRONG ." "Cartman:" "NO,I'MNOT WRONG." "HE MUST BE SOMEHOW ATTACKING" "REMOTELY FROM HIS HOUSE." "DID YOU FIND HIS ADDRESS?" "HIS PARENTS MOVED INTO THAT GREEN HOUSE ON JANIS STREET." "Cartman:" "JESUS,THAT'SON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN." "ALRIGHT, KYLE, I'M GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH MY CAMERA" "PHONE AND UPLOAD IT TO YOU -- ARE YOU READY?" "Kyle:" "YEAH." "Cartman:" "HEEHEE..." "HAA..." "Kyle:" "WHATIS THAT?" "Cartman:" "IT'SMY BALLS!" "HA HA HA HAAA!" "Kyle:" "GODDAMMIT,CARTMAN!" "Cartman:" "HAHA HAA." "OKAY, OKAY, KYLE, LET'S STAY FOCUSED HERE..." "Mayor:" "PEOPLEOF SOUTHPARK, IT IS MY HONOR TO INTRODUCE A" "WOMAN WHO DESERVES NOTHING BUT ESPECT " " MRS. HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON!" "[ APPLAUSE ]" "HillaryClinton:" "IT IS SO  NICE TO BE BACK IN A SMALL TOWN" "LIKE THE ONE I CAME FROM!" "PORTIS,GREEN,ANYTHINGON THAT BOMB THREAT?" "WEHAVETHEBOMBSNIFFING PIG GOING THROUGH THE CROWD." "IF THERE IS A BOMB, THE PIG WILL FIND IT." "HillaryClinton:" "THISISWHYI  CAMPAIGN IN SMALL TOWNS LIKE THESE." "BECAUSE IT IS IN TOWNS LIKE SOUTH PARK THAT YOU FIND THE TRUE AMERICA!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "OH,MYGOD" "SHE'SGOTASCENT ." "WHAT?" "!" "THEPIGIS PICKINGUPTHE SMELL OF NUCLEAR RESIDUE!" "TERRORISTS HAVE HIDDEN A BOMB!" "OH,MYGOD..." "WHERE?" "!" "WHERE COULD THEY HAVE STASHED IT?" "!" "COMEON,GIRL,FINDIT!" "FIND!" "MYGOD,THEYHID ITUNDERTHESTAGE?" "!" "NO,WAIT,LOOK" "HillaryClinton:" "HOWMUCH MONEY TO WE HAVE TO WASTE ON" "NEEDLESS SPENDING, WHEN WE SHOULD BE FOCUSING ALL OUR ATTENTION, ON " "HillaryClinton:" " ON THEEDUCATIONOFOUR" " WOO!" "WOA THERE, GIRL!" "HA HA HAAA." "ON THE EDUCATION OF OUR CHILDREN " "HillaryClinton:" "OHH,IDECLARE!" "OH,MYGOD..." "DOYOUTHINKTHEY  COULD HAVE HIDDEN A" "NUCLEAR DEVICE UP MRS.CLINTON'S " "MR.THOMPSON!" "THATKID WHO CALLED IN THE WARNING WAS RIGHT." "WE UNCOVERED INTEL THAT TERRORISTS HAVE OBTAINED A NUCLEAR DEVICE," "AND THAT THEY HAVE MOST LIKELY HIDDEN IT IN MRS. CLINTON'S..." "WELL, IN HER..." "INHERWHAT?" "INHERSNATCH,SIR ." "WHAT?" "!" "HillaryClinton:" "WHATISGOINGON?" "!" "I WASN'T FINISHED!" "SECURITYMEASURE,MRS.CLINTON. PROBABLY NOTHING" "YES?" "MR.JEFFERIES,THISIS ALAN THOMPSON WITH THE CIA." "WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT MRS. CLINTON MAY HAVE A NUCLEAR" "DEVICE UP HER SNATCH." "AWHAT?" "!" "ASNATCH,IT 'STHETECHNICAL TERM FOR VAGINA." "NO!" "I MEANWHATKINDOF NUCLEAR DEVICE?" "!" "MR.JEFFERIES,THISISFRANKWATERS." "IT IS A SUITCASE NUKE DESIGNED TO FIT IN A WOMAN'S SNIZ." "IT'S CALLED A SNUKE." "HillaryClinton:" "WHATIS GOING ON, BRIAN?" "!" "MRS. CLINTON..." "IT APPEARS THAT TERRORISTS HAVE SNUCK A SNUKE UP YOUR SNIZ." "HillaryClinton:" "OH ,MY !" "WHAT DO WE DO?" "!" "CAN WE DISABLE THE TIMER?" "!" "ITWON'THAVEATIMER." "SNUKES ARE DETONATED REMOTELY." "WHOEVER OUR TERRORIST IS HAS THE DETONATOR WITH HIM." "BUTTHENTHATMEANS." "YES." "IFWE DON'TFINDTHAT" "DETONATOR, EVERYONE IN THE TOWN OF SOUTH PARK IS GOING TO DIE." "...." "FOR" " EVER!" "DOWEHAVETHATPHONETRACE ?" "!" "THECALLIS GOINGTHROUGHNOW, SIR!" "Cartman:" "YEAH." "THISISCIAHEADALAN THOMPSON, WE SPOKE BEFORE ABOUT THE " "Cartman:" "YES,MR.THOMPSON." "WE'VEJUSTARRIVEDINYOUR TOWN ." "Cartman:" "WHY?" "DIDYOU FINDSOMETHING?" "YES." "THEREIS ASUITCASENUKE IN MRS. CLINTON'S SNIZ." "Cartman:" "A SNUKE?" "THAT'SRIGHT." "IT 'SCONTROLLED BY A REMOTE DETONATOR." "WE HAVE TO LOCATE THE TERRORIST BEFORE HE SETS IT OFF." "Cartman:" "I HAVETHEADDRESSOF THE HOUSE THE TERRORIST MOVED INTO." "I'M ALMOST THERE NOW." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "WE'REONTHETOWN'SMAIN STREET, RIGHT BY THE ICE CREAM STORE." "Cartman:" "OH,DUDE, I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU." "OH,HEY." "Stan:" "DUDE,WE TOTALLYGOT  LET OUT OF SCHOOL." "Kyle:" "I KNOW." "SOMETHINGBIG ISGOINGON." "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS..." "I DID A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR" "HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN RALLY, RIGHT?" "AND ONE OF THE LINKS WAS TO YOUTUBE, WHERE THIS RUSSIAN GUY HAD A BUNCH OF VIDEOS." "Stan:" "RUSSIAN?" "Kyle:" "YEAH,THISGUY VLADIMIRSTOLFSKY." "Kyle:" "HEHADVIDEOSON YOUTUBE OF EVERY SINGLE RALLY." "Stan:" "SOHE 'SAHILLARYCLINTONFAN." "Kyle:" "NO." "ICROSSREFERENCEDHIS YOUTUBE PROFILE WITH MYSPACE AND" "ACCORDING TO HIS BLOG, HE'S AN OLD SCHOOL COMMUNIST." "SO WHAT'S HE DOING AT EVERY CLINTON RALLY?" "Stan:" "DOAWEBCRALWERSEARCH-- MAYBE HE HAS PODCASTS UP SOMEWHERE." "Kyle:" "OH,THAT'SAGOOD IDEA ." "WHATISGOINGON?" "!" "WHAT HAVE WE DONE?" "!" "THEYCLAIMTHEYDON 'TKNOW ANYTHING ABOUT AN ATTACK." "Cartman:" "BIGSURPRISE." "SIR,FIRSTPASSOFTHEHOUSE WEDIDN'T  FIND A SNUKE DETONATOR ANYWHERE." "MR.HAKEEM,WHEREISYOUR SON?" "WETHOUGHTHE WASATSCHOOL." "HE'S NOT AT SCHOOL?" "YOU'REDOINGGREAT,MRS.CLINTON." "HillaryClinton:" "DO THEY KNOW HOW LONG, BRIAN?" "HOW LONG BEFORE THE SNUKE IN MY SNIZ GOES OFF?" "THEY'LLFINDTHEDETONATOR,HILDOG." "WECAN'TWAITFOR THEMTO FIND THE DETONATOR." "IF WE CAN GET TO THE BOMB, MAYBE WE CAN DEACTIVATE IT." "CAN'T SOMEBODY..." "GO AND TAKE A LOOK INSIDE MRS. CLINTON'S SNIZ?" "I'MNOTSENDINGANY OFMY MEN IN THERE." "AREYOUALMOSTREADYTOSET OFF THE BOMB?" "EVERYTHINGISSET." "WEHAVE  THE DETONATOR UP AND RUNNING." "MR.HAKEEM,WE NEEDTOKNOW  WHERE YOUR SON IS." "ITELLYOU,IDO NOTKNOW." "THISISGETTINGUSNOWHERE." "IFHE KNOWS ANYTHING, HE'S NOT SAYING." "Cartman:" "LETME HAVETIMEWITH HIM." "WHATAREYOUGOINGTODO ?" "Cartman:" "WEHAVETOFIND THAT DETONATOR." "LET ME HAVE TIME WITH HIM." "YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE YOUR SON IS." "HESHOULDBE AT SCHOOL." "FFFT!" "HEY!" "PPPFFFFT." "Cartman:" "WHEREIS THEDETONATOR?" "WHATDETONATOR?" "AREYOU -- GRAPPPPPPLEGRPPPPE!" "Cartman:" "I CANDO THISALLLLLLLDAY." "IDON'TKNOWANYTHINGABOUTA-- FRABBBBLLPRRTT!" "AHGH!" "STOP IT!" "REALLY!" "Cartman:" "YOUCANMAKEITSTOP." "IDON'THAVE-- BARGLGLGEGRAAAAAAP!" "AREWEJUSTGOINGTOLETTHISGO ON?" "!" "STANGNGNGNGNLEE!" "Kyle:" "OKAY,IGOT ATEXT OF THE RUSSIAN GUY'S PODCAST." "IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF LINKS TO EBAY." "Stan:" "YOUSHOULDBEABLE TO SEARCH HIS USERNAME ON EBAY AND" "SEE WHAT HE'S BEEN BUYING AND SELLING." "FARRIS,SETUP OVERTHERE." "TWO OF YOU CAN TAKE THAT BED AREA." "Kyle:" "HEY..." "DONNER,TAKEOVERTHATSTATION." "Kyle:" "WHAT'SGOINGON?" "!" "THISDEPARTMENTIS BEING ABSORBED BY HOMELAND SECURITY." "Kyle:" "HOMELANDSECURITY?" "LOOK,YOURLITTLEGAMEOFGOING  OVER PEOPLE'S HEADS IS OVER." "YOU CAN STILL WORK BUT FROM NOW ON YOU ANSWER TO ME, YOU GOT THAT?" "EXCUSEME." "WHO'SINCHARGEHERE?" "I AM." "YEAH,WELLNOTANY MORE,YOU'RENOT." "THIS DEPARTMENT HAS JUST BEEN ASSIGNED TO THE FBI." "THAT'SOUTRAGEOUS!" "ON WHO'SORDER?" "!" "ON ORDER OF THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE." "YOU HAD YOUR SHOT, NOW I'M IN CHARGE!" "NOTANYMOREYOU 'RENOT ." "ORDERS JUST CAME DOWN FROM CENTRAL." "THEY WANT ATF HANDLING THIS ON ALL FRONTS." "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, FROM NOW ON YOU ARE ANSWERING TO ME." "NOTANYMORETHEY'RENOT ." "ORDERSOF THE PRESIDENT, HE WANTS THIS HANDLED" "BY HIS STAFFPERSONALLY." "NOW NELSON IS IN CHARGE." "NOTANYMOREI'M NOT ." "WHATAREYOUGOINGTODO TO MY WIFE?" "!" "Cartman:" "NOTHING,IF YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR SON IS." "WETOLDYOU!" "WEDON'TKNOW!" "Cartman:" "DOYOUKNOWWHAT THIS IS?" "THIS..." "IS APPLE JUICE." "IT GIVES ME SUPER BAD FARTS." "DIDHEJUSTINJECTHIMSELF WITH APPLE JUICE?" "Cartman:" "WHEREIS YOURSON ?" "SHEDOESN'TKNOWEITHER!" "FLLLARP!" "WAAA-AHH!" "IMEANIT ,STOP!" "THAT IS DISGUSTING!" "WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?" "!" "BERK PHONE RINGING" "Cartman:" "ANSWERIT ." "HELLO?" "..." "HELLO,BAAHIR." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "WHO IS BUTTERS?" "Cartman:" "BUTTERS!" "BAAHIR,ONEOF YOURCLASSMATES IS KEEPING US HOSTAGE " "FARGRGRGRGRGRGRGRG!" "AHGHGHGH!" "OH,YOUFILTHYLITTLERAPSCALLION!" "Cartman:" "WEGOTHIM !" "I KNOW WHERE HE IS!" "ALRIGHT,WHERE?" "WE'LL SEND OUR PEOPLE IN." "Cartman:" "NO,NO ." "HE 'SMY LEAD." "YOU'RENOTGOINGALONE!" "Cartman:" "YOUBLOWINTHERE AND YOU RISK TAKING HIM DOWN" "WITHOUT FINDING THE DETONATOR!" "I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE IT IS." "ALRIGHTPEOPLE,I'MINCHARGE NOW AND WE WILL FIND THESE TERRORISTS." "JARVIS, I WANT YOU TO CHECK FOR ANY TERRORIST CHATTER ON AOL " "Kyle:" "ASKJEEVES?" "!" "NOBODYUSES  ASKS JEEVES, JUST GOOGLE SEARCH IT." "AREYOUTELLINGMEHOWTODOMYJOB?" "Kyle:" "YES." "THERE'SARUSSIANGUY NAMED VLADIMIR STOLFSKY WHO'S GOT" "SEARCH ENGINE HITS ALL OVER THIS THING." "CHASE!" "SEARCH THE NAME STOLFSKY ON YOUTUBE AND CROSS REFERENCE IT WITH J-DATE!" "CHECKING." "Kyle:" "LOOK,THESERUSSIAN GUYS ALL HAVE BLOGS TALKING" "ABOUT THIS LIKE IT'S JUST SOME DIVERSION FOR SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER." "SIR" "THESEKIDSARE RIGHT." "WE'VE JUST RECEIVED INTEL THAT" "RUSSIAN TERRORISTS ARE BELIEVED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THREAT." "WHEREISTHEINTELFROM ?" "WEJUSTREADITONDRUDGEREPORT." "Kyle:" "LOOK,WE ALREADYHAVE THE GUY'S BLOG, MAYBE WE CAN" "FIND AN ADDRESS AND, CHECK IT OUT ON MAPQUEST." "WEDOTHISMYWAY!" "I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE!" "Kyle:" "NOTANYMOREYOU'RENOT." "OOOH..." "SNAP." "WHOOPIE!" "I CAPTUREDANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PIECES, BAAHIR!" "Butters:" "OH,HEYERIC!" "Cartman:" "WHEREIS THEDETONATOR?" "!" "Baahir:" "THEWHAT?" "Cartman:" "YOUHAVEEXACTLY FIVE SECONDS BEFORE I START" "DROPPING SERIOUS APPLE JUICE FARTS IN YOUR FACE!" "ONE!" "Baahir:" "LEAVEME ALONE!" "Cartman:?" "Butters:" "HEY, I WAS ABOUT TO WIN!" "Cartman:" "STOP,TERRORIST!" "OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!" "GETINTHEVAN !" "Cartman:" "UH..." "THAT'SCOOL." "I'M ACTUALLY NOT..." "PLAYING ANYMORE." "GETINTHEVAN !" "THAT'SIT!" "WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ANYMORE!" "SOMEBODY IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO IN -- " " AND TRY TO DISARM THE SNUKE MANUALLY." "NO,IT'STOODANGEROUS." "THAT SNATCH HAS NOT SEEN ACTION" "IN OVER THIRTY YEARS." "IT COULD BE TOXIC." "I'LLDOIT ,I'LLCHECKOUT MRS. CLINTON'S SNIZ." "Cartman:" "LETME GO !" "PLEASE!" "I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY!" "YOUCALLEDANDWARNEDTHE GOVERNMENT OF OUR PLANS." "WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT WE ARE SIMPLY MERCENARIES." "WE WERE PAID TO SET OFF THE SNUKE SO THAT THE REAL ENEMY OF" "AMERICA COULD ATTACK!" "Cartman:" "THAT'SCOOL." "I'M FINE WITH MUSLIMS INVADING." "YOUREALLYTHINKMUSLIMSARE BEHIND THIS TERRORIST THREAT?" "Cartman:" "UH..." "YES,OFCOURSE." "AMERICAHADOTHERENEMIES BEFORE THE MUSLIMS YOU KNOW." "WHO IS AMERICA'S OLDEST ENEMY?" "Cartman:" "THERUSSIANS?" "BEFORETHAT." "Cartman:" "THEGERMANS?" "BEFORETHAT." "Cartman:" "THEGERMANSAGAIN?" "BEFORETHAT!" "IAMTALKINGABOUT  THE OLDEST THREAT TO AMERICA." "THE GREATEST ENEMY AMERICA HAS EVER KNOWN!" "Cartman:" "YOUCAN'TPOSSIBLYMEAN " "TWOHUNDREDYEARSWEHAVE WAITED." "FINALLY, WE WILL GET THOSE TRAITORS TO THE CROWN!" "YES,YOURMAJESTY." "THERUSSIANSAREREADYTO SET OFF THE DIVERSION." "FULL SAIL!" "FULLSAIL,YOURMAJESTY." "ALRIGHT,BRIAN,THISISIT." "GET IN THERE AND SEE IF YOU CAN" "DISARM THE SNUKE IN MRS. CLINTON'S SNATCH." "ALRIGHT,I 'MNEARINGHERSNIZNOW..." "GODHELPHIM." "WHATDOYOUSEE ,BRIAN?" "IT'SDARK..." "COLD..." "YOU'REDOINGFINE,BRIAN." "GET AS CLOSESE AS YOU CAN..." "YOU" "HAVE TO LOOK INSIDE THE SNIZ." "I SEE THE DEVICE." "OH!" "AHGH!" "YOU'REDOINGGREAT,BRIAN, HANG IN THERE." "THERE'SA ..." "METALHOUSING." "SOME KIND OF THREE PRONGED" "TRIGGERING MECHANISM..." "WAIT, THERE'S..." "THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE HERE!" "THERE'S SOMETHING..." "SAYAGAIN,BRIAN." "THERE'SSOMETHINGPERCHEDON THE SNUKE'S CORE, IT'S..." "OH GOD, IT'S LOOKING AT ME!" "BRIAN,GETOUTOFTHERE!" "WHAT?" "WHAT ARE YOU?" "!" "I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU!" "STAY BACK!" "STAY BACK, I" " AHGHGHGH!" "AHGHGHGHGGHH!" "BRIAN!" "BRIAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "!" "?" "!" "?" "!" "IT'S..." "EATINGMY HEAD!" "IT'S EATING MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!" "HillaryClinton:" "OH ,MY !" "Kyle:" "I GOTIT !" "IGOT IT!" "ACCORDING TO PAYPAL, THE RUSSIAN GUYS ARE JUST HIRED" "MERCENARIES WHO HAD ADS UP ON CRAIGSLIST AND GOT PAID THROUGH" "EBAY SO THAT BOSTON COULD BE ATTACKED BY " " THE BRITISH." "THEBRITISH!" "?" "LOYALISTREDCOATS!" "SIR,I 'VEFOUNDTHE RUSSIAN'S EHARMONYACCOUNT," "IT DOES LIST AN ADDRESS IN SOUTH PARK." "Kyle:" "ALRIGHT,MAPQUESTTHE ADDRESS!" "I'LL USE GOOGLEMAPS, IT HAS LIVE TRAFFIC." "Kyle:" "GOODTHINKING." "SIR,WEHAVETERRORISTS LOCATION." "IMING YOU NOW." "ITWASGOODKNOWINGYOU, COMRADE." "Baahir:" "PLEASE,THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING." "THE BRITISH ARE JUST USING YOU." "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE." "YES,BUTWE WILLBERICH ." "DOWN!" "DOWNUS ARMEDFORCES!" "ON THE GROUND!" "THEGAMEIS OVER!" "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" "HOWDIDTHEYFINDUS?" "!" "WEKNOWABOUTEVERYTHING." "YOUR  DIVERSION TO HELP THE RED COATS IS OVER." "ITDOESN'TMATTER." "THE DETONATOR IS ON A TIMER." "YOU ARE TOO LATE." "IN THREE MINUTES " "WHATTHEHELL?" "!" "THEPOWERWENTOUT !" "SO THEN WHAT TIME IS IT?" "OH,CRAP!" "TAKE' EMDOWN!" "NO!" "I DON'TWANTTODIE WITHOUT BEING PAID!" "AHHGHGH!" "THEDETONATORIS SECURE, GENERAL, YOU ARE CLEAR TO PROCEED." "THEREBELAMERICANSKNOW OF OUR ATTACK?" "!" "HOW?" "!" "FIRE AT WILL!" "AHGHGHGHGH!" "YES?" "YOURMAJESTY" "THEATTACKHAS FAILED." "WE WERE..." "UNABLE TO" "END THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION." "ISEE." "WELL,LOOKSLIKEWESAVEDOUR COUNTRY FROM TERRORISTS WINCE AGAIN." "YEAH, IT JUST PROVES WE NEED TO" "LEARN NOT TO PROFILE ONE RACE OF PEOPLE." "BECAUSE ACTUALLY" "MOST OF THE WORLD HATES US." "WELL BAAHIR, I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY..." "REALLY?" "YEAH, BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT TECHNICALLY, I DON'T." "BECAUSE" "BY BEING SUSPICIOUS OF YOU, I SAVED YOUR LIFE AND EVERYONE" "ELSE'S." "SO REALLY, YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY, BUT THAT'S COOL." "YOU DIDN'T SAVE EVERYONE!" "I DID!" "YOU WERE JUST OUT HARASSING MUSLIMS!" "BUT IF I HADN'T CALLED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE TO CHECK OUT" "THE MUSLIM, YOU WOULD HAVE JUST STAYED IN BED SICK ALL DAY,RIGHT?" "!" "MAYBE?" "!" "MAYBE?" "!" "IF I HADN'T CALLED YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON YOUR COMPUTER CHECKING OUT THE" "CLINTON RALLY." "THAT MEANS MY INTOLERANCE OF MUSLIMS SAVED AMERICA." "THAT IS SO MISSING THE POINT." "ME BEING A BIGOT STOPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB FROM GOING OFF YES OR NO?" "!" "IF." "?" "YOORNO ,KYLE." "NO." "?" "?" "TODAY BIGOTRY AND RACISM SAVED THE DAY." "?" "?" "GET AWAY FROM THAT DISGUSTING CHILD." "?" "WE ARE LEAVING THIS WHOLE INTOLERANT COUNTRY!" "AAH." "OKAY." "WHO GOT RID OF THE MUSLIMS." "HUH?" "THAT WAS ALL ME!" "SIMPLE THANK YOU WILL SUFFICIENT FIES."