"IGOTTHEHEISMANFROM JENNA." "DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE'S GOING WITH?" "WHYHAVEN'TYOUTOLDHIM?" "ITRIEDTO ,BUTHE- - TAKECARE." "I'M NOT GOING TO FORMAL." "I DON'T HAVE A DATE, AND MY NOMINATION WAS A JOKE." "ASFARAS WINTERFORMAL'S CONCERNED, YOU WON'T BE GOING." "WESHOULDGO TO THEDANCE TOGETHER." "I'MIN." "SOMEONEONCESAID THAT IT'S CHOICE, NOT CHANCE," "THAT DETERMINES OUR DESTINY." "MY HEAD MADE THE CHOICE TO END THINGS WITH MATTY." "BUT MY HEART?" "MY HEART WAS STILL WAITING FOR THE CHANCE THAT MY HEAD" "MIGHT... [knocking] RECONSIDER." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "INEEDYOUTOKNOW SOMETHING." "OKAY,I 'MLISTENING." "ILOVEYOU." "IREALLYLOVEYOU ." "WHAT?" "OH,IT'SOKAY." "WE CAN SHARE." "YOUDON'THAVETOCHOOSE." "BECAUSEWECANALL SHARE." "THISISN'TREAL." "THIS ISN'T REAL." "THIS ISN'T REAL." "THIS ISN'T REAL." "THEADDOESSEEMFAKE  AND CREEPY." ""WE CAN ALL SHARE."" "WHO WANTS THAT?" "WHATAREYOUREADING?" "THEMISSEDCONNECTIONS IN OUR AREA." "I'M SEEING IF ANYONE WAS TOO SHY TO ASK ME TO THE FORMAL." "BUT THIS SITE IS CLEARLY ONLY FOR PERVS." "GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE BUMPING UGLIES WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WATCH?" "ICAN,ANDIT'SDISTURBING." "AREYOUEXCITEDFOR TONIGHT?" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR FIRST FORMAL" "WITHOUT ME." "IKNOW." "IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME." "WAIT." "LISTENTO THIS." "I'VE BLOWN IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT IF YOU GIVE ME" "ONE LAST CHANCE, I'LL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET" "ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND FINALLY BE YOUR GUY." "[gasps] DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE RICKY?" "ORMATTY." "DON'TDOTHISTOYOURSELF." "IF MATTY HAD ANY GONADS, HE'D FIGHT FOR YOU." "BUT HE DOESN'T, AND HE DIDN'T." "DOYOUTHINKDESTINYIS DETERMINED BY CHANCE OR CHOICE?" "CHANCE.100%." "IF DESTINY WAS BY CHOICE, I WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED AN ASS" "INSTEAD OF A MUSTACHE." "BUTI WASTHEONE WHO ENDED THINGS WITH MATTY." "MAYBE I MISDIRECTED FATE AND MISSED MY CONNECTION" "TO BE WITH HIM." "OKAY,YOU'REGETTINGREALLY DEEP, AND IT'S FAR TOO EARLY" "FOR ME TO PROCESS ANYTHING MORE THAN YOUR MORNING BREATH." "[sniffs] WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS RANK." "DIDI SCREWUP MY DESTINY, OR WAS MY FATE SUPPOSED" "TO STINK?" "[keyboard clacking]" "I"M THINKING I WANT TO WEAR MY HAIR..." "UP." "DOWN." "HONEY, YOU HAIR IS THE BEST WEAPON IN THE FIGHT AGAINST" "YOUR HERITAGE." "PRINCESSES DON'T HAVE BIG EARS." "JENNA'S BEEN NOMINATED FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER PRINCESS." "I'DLIKEIT UP ." "WITHALLTHATHAIRONTOP, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOOK LIKE" "A BOBBLEHEAD." "GOOD." "BADNEWS." "I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MING." "SHE'S GOING TONIGHT." "WHOISSHEGOINGWITH ?" "SHESAIDIT 'SASURPRISE." "THIS SUCKS." "NOW I'M GONNA BE LONE LOSER'ING." "WHYDON'TYOUCOMEWITH  ME AND JAKE?" "I'MNOTADATE-CRASHER." "WE'REGOINGAS FRIENDS." "I'DDEFINITELYADDSOMESAUCE TO THE MIX." "[phone ringing] HAMILTON." "HEY." "IALREADYKNOW." "WE CAN'T WEAR THE SAME COLOR DRESS." "GOODCALL." "CAN TAMARA COME WITH US?" "SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DATE, AND..." "UH,SURE." "I'LL SEE YOU AT 6:00." "ISTHEREANYONEHERE WHO CAN DO SOMETHING" "IN THE VEIN OF GRECIAN GODDESS MEETS GAGA?" "LET ME DRAW IT UP FOR YOU." "WITHT BYMY SIDE, A GOOD TIME AT THE DANCE" "WAS ALL BUT IN THE CARDS." "BOO-YA." "POKERISNOTMYGAME ." "POKE' ER?" "BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER." "[laughter] YOUGUYSARELIKE" "A BRAIN TRUST." "DUDE,CALLHERALREADY." "both:" "OOH-OOH-OOH." "DOESMCLIGHTHAVE A GIRLFRIEND?" "HEDID." "OH,[ bleep]." "YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU OR WHAT?" "WASN'TREALLYMY FAULT." "IT'SNEVEROURFAULT, BUT YOU STILL GOT TO OWN UP" "TO WHATEVER YOU THINK THAT SHE THINKS THAT YOU DID." "YEAH,I THINKSHEWANTSME TO LEAVE HER ALONE." "[scoffs] DUDE,AREYOUAWUSS ?" "I SERIOUSLY WANT TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT NOW." "SHETOLDME TO TAKECARE." "all:" "OOH." "WHENSHESAIDIT,  WAS SHE LOOKING DIRECTLY" "AT YOU, OR WAS SHE, LIKE, LOOKING AT THE GROUND," "TWIRLING HER HAIR?" "THEHAIRTWIRL?" "OH, SIGNATURE TELL." "ITWASPRETTYDIRECT." "[all groan] GIVEHERSOMETHING" "SHE WANTS." "SHEWANTSTO GO  TO THE FORMAL." "TAKEHER." "ICAN'T." "THE FORMAL'S TONIGHT." "SOMAKEIT HAPPEN." "YOU'RE A MCKIBBEN." "MCKIBBENS ARE WINNERS." "YOU'RERIGHT;" "WE AREWINNERS." "FLUSH BEATS YOUR STRAIGHT." "[all scream] [screaming]" "WHATHAPPENED?" "ME!" "I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE LIKE THIS." "DON'TPANIC." "[groans] WE CAN FIX YOUR HEAD." "YEAH,BUTYOUCAN 'TFIX  MY DRESS." "YOU WERE RIGHT;" "IT'S AWFUL." "HAPPY?" "ALITTLE." "BUT DON'T FRET." "COME ON." "THERE'SNOTHINGIN YOUR CLOSET I'M GONNA WANT TO WEAR." "WHATABOUTTHIS?" "YOU'DLETME WEARNANA'S DRESS?" "SPECIALTIMESCALL FOR SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES." "TRY IT ON." "YOU KNOW, THAT DRESS WAS SPECIALLY MADE FOR NANA" "WHEN SHE WAS A MODEL." "[sighs] I USED TO THINK, IF I COULD LOOK" "AS GOOD AS HER IN IT THAT SHE WOULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS SHE" "LOVED THAT DRESS." "ISN'T THAT SILLY?" "YES." "THEONLYTIMESHE EVER LET ME WEAR IT WAS TO MY PROM." "OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME TRYING TO FIT MY BIG-ASS" "PREGNANT BELLY INTO THAT TINY" "DOI LOOKSTUPID?" "YOULOOK..." "PERFECT." "[giggles] I WANT YOU TO KNOW" "THAT I WOULD NEVER LOVE A DRESS MORE THAN YOU," "UNLESS IT'S VINTAGE CHANEL." "UNDERSTANDABLE." "JENNA,YOUARETHE BESTPART  OF ME..." "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME." "YOU'RE BETTER." "OH." "I'M SO SORRY." "MOM." "CAN'T BREATHE." "GOT TO LET GO." "OKAY." "OKAY,I'MSORRY." "I WAS JUST HAVING A MOMENT." "I AM ENTITLED ONE ON OCCASION, CONSIDERING YOU RUINED MY" "FIGURE." "MOM?" "DO YOU THINK YOU WERE MEANT TO BE WITH DAD?" "I MEAN, IF I WASN'T HERE, WOULD YOU HAVE CHOSEN HIM?" "HMM." "THERE WAS NEVER A CHOICE." "[doorbell rings] JEN!" "THE GIRLS ARE HERE!" "IFI WASN'TGOINGTOLETFATE INFLUENCE MY DECISIONS," "I WOULDN'T LET SOME VILE LETTER DO IT EITHER." "IT WAS TIME TO PUT MY PAST WHERE IT BELONGED..." "IN THE PAST." "MING'SGOINGWITHVERA." "SURPRISE." "HI." "CAN WE SIDEBAR?" "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY" "SURE VERA IS OF THE ELLEN VARIETY." "GOINGWITHAGIRLFRIEND WAS THE ONLY WAY MY PARENTS" "WOULD LET ME GO." "SO IF I HAVE TO LET HER FEEL ME UP AT THE END" "OF THE NIGHT, I'M DOWN FOR THE CAUSE." "GIRLS,GETTOGETHER." "LOOKATYOU." "OKAY,NOW,CHINSOUT  AND DOWN." "DAD,I THINKYOURALLERGIES ARE ACTING UP AGAIN." "NO." "I'M CRYING." "DAMNYOU,'CAUSENOW  I'M CRYING." "CANYOUBELIEVEWEDIDTHIS?" "[laughs] WERAISEDABEAUTIFULGIRL ." "YOU'REEMBARRASSINGJENNA." "YOU'REBOTHEMBARRASSING JENNA." "[doorbell rings] IT'SYOURDATE." "[squeals] [laughs]THANKS." "CAN I PLEASE SPEAK TO JENNA?" "YOUJUSTMISSEDHER ." "SHE'S ON HER WAY TO THE FORMAL WITH HER FRIENDS." "THANKYOU." "ALLRIGHT,YOU'REGOOD." "BUT YOU MIGHT WAN TO RETHINK THE LAMBSKIN RUBBER IN YOUR BAG." "THEY DON'T REALLY WORK." "SADIE." "I KNEW IT." "THAT LITTLE-- YOU ARE FORBODEN" "FROM THIS DANCE, FORBODEN FOR..." "LOOKING SO FABULOUS." "KITTEN,YOUNEEDTORELAX." "IKNOW." "IT'S JUST, SADIE ALWAYS UNDERCUTS MY AUTHORITY," "AND I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA CRASH." ""KITTEN"?" "TOOSOON?" "NOTATALL,MYVELVET VINDALOO." "OOH." "[laughs] RRRR." "GO." "GO IN." "UH,MR.MISHRA." "J,MYGIRL." "LOOKATYOU." "I DIDN'T KNOW ROSATI WAS THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME" "ABOUT." "YEP." "JAKE'S MY DATE." "ALLRIGHT,YOUTWO LOVEBIRDS HAVE A GOOD TIME." "BUT WATCH THE BUMP-AND-GRIND." "WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THIS SHINDIG A PG." "GOOD." "PRINCIPALCOXWANTSTO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE." "OH,I KNOW." "SOME OF THESE KIDS ARE REALLY PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES." "HEWASTALKINGABOUTYOU." "[scoffs] I WORE THIS TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S" "FUNERAL." "IKNOW." "DORKALERT." "WE ARE HERE WAY TOO EARLY." "MS.HAMILTON,ALLOWME TO EDUCATE YOU." "IT'S ALL ABOUT ARRIVING EARLY." "THAT WAY, WE GET OUR PICTURES TAKEN BEFORE WE RUIN OUR HAIR" "OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR." "YOU'REGONNADANCE." "LADIES,PREPAREYOURSELVES." "* I LIKE TO RIP IT UP * AND IT AIN'T PRETTY" "UNLIKEMATTY,JAKEWASN'T AFRAID TO BE A DORK." "AND I WAS READY TO DORK OUT WITH HIM." "[upbeat pop music] *" "UH,DOYOUTHINKICOULD  GET ONE, JUST THE TWO OF US?" "all:" "OOH." "OW!" "OW!" "YEAH,JENNA." "OKAY." "[phone dings] I'LLBERIGHTBACK." "[grunts] DON'T YANK ME." "MY DRESS IS COUTURE." "I'MDOINGTHEBESTICAN ." "I JUST--YOU'RE SO..." "SOWHAT?" "WIGGLY." "[door opens] YEAH." "DUCK." "HE'SSOSWEET." "I'M GLAD HE INVITED ME." "YEAH,IT'SBEENFUN ." "LIP GLOSS?" "INOTICEDYOUWEREWITH JAKE ." "WE'REJUSTFRIENDS." "IDON'TCARE." "WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE." "JENNA?" "YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY." "THANKS." "SO DO YOU." "WHATWASTHAT?" ""YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY."" "HELP ME IN SO I CAN SLAP YOU." "NO." "NO?" "YOU'REA BITCH,ANDIT'S YOUR FAULT JAKE DUMPED ME." "BREAK IN YOURSELF." "[screams] *UH,UH" "* OW [pulsing rock music]" "* THE MERCURY'S RISING * AND THERE AIN'T" "* NO DISGUISING IWASLIVINGINTHEMOMENT," "AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS BY CHANCE OR BY CHOICE," "BUT I DIDN'T CARE." "IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO BUST A MOVE." "*HOTSUMMERNIGHT * EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MIDDLE" "* OF THE WINTER * AND IT'S REALLY BAD WEATHER" "* IT'S A HOT SUMMER NIGHT * WHEN I'M NEXT TO YOU" "* BABY * WHOO!" "I'MBUSY." "LISTENTOME ,PLEASE." "IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE, I'LL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET." "ONTHEDANCEFLOOR... both:" "ANDFINALLYBE YOUR GUY." "IT'SYOU." "NO,IT'SYOU." "IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU." "I WAS JUST TOO BLIND TO SEE IT." "*DON'TLETITGOTO WASTE  WHERE'DTAMARAGO ?" "RICKY'STHEMISSED CONNECTION." "HE'SHERWHAT?" "IT'SA LONGSTORY." "LOOK,I ONLYHAVE60BUCKS, BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT" "HELPING ME GET IN IS LIKE THE GIFT THAT WILL KEEP ON" "GIVING." "LIKE YOUR ACNE." "LIGHTEN UP." "IT WAS A JOKE." "I CAN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY ON MONDAY." "YOUHAVINGAGOODTIME ?" "YEAH." "YOU?" "IALWAYSHAVEAGOOD TIME  WITH YOU." "ITWASEXACTLYWHATIWAS  THINKING." "EVERYTHING WITH JAKE WAS EASY." "EVERYTHINGWITHYOUIS..." "EASY." "DOYOUTHINKTHINGS HAPPEN TO US BY CHANCE" "OR BY CHOICE?" "INWHATWAY?" "FATE." "DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "BUT CONSIDERING YOU'RE HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW" "MEANS THE UNIVERSE IS WORKING IN MY FAVOR." "MAYBETHEUNIVERSE WAS WORKING IN MY FAVOR TOO." "* *OH" "* EVERYBODY'S STARRY-EYED * AND EVERYBODY KNOWS" "* OH * EVERYBODY'S STARRY-EYED" "EVERYTHINGWASAS IT WAS MEANT TO BE, 'CAUSE FINALLY" "THE OTHER GUY I HAD BEEN PINING OVER WAS ALL BUT" "A DISTANT... 40 FEET AWAY." "HEY,MAN." "HEY." "I'MREALLYSTOKED YOU MADE IT." "WHO'D YOU COME WITH?" "NOBODY." "THERE WAS A GIRL, BUT I MESSED IT UP." "OH." "WHATHAPPENED?" "YOUDON'TWANTTOKNOW ." "IDO." "AH,WELL,IWAS GONNATAKE  THIS GIRL, THIS GREAT GIRL." "AND THEN THINGS GOT COMPLICATED, AND I WAS TRYING NOT TO HURT" "SOMEONE ELSE, BUT I ENDED UP HURTING HER." "I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA COME, SO I WENT TO HER HOUSE." "YOUWENTTO HERHOUSE." "YEAH,HERDADSAIDSHEWAS HERE." "WELL,WHEREIS SHE?" "SHE'SWITHANOTHERGUY ." "DUDE,THATSUCKS." "YOU SHOULD STEAL HER AWAY." "NAH,I THINKIT 'STOOLATE." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "IS IT TOO LATE?" "IWASCONFUSED." "I DIDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD LISTEN TO MY HEAD" "OR MY HEART." "SO I WENT WITH MY HAND." "I'M SO SORRY." "I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT." "IT'S TOO LATE." "[feedback over PA] OKAY,CHECKONE,TWO ." "[clears throat] HELLO." "TIME TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S WINTER FORMAL COURT." "[cheers and applause] OKAY, LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME" "BUSINESS ON SOME..." "DICK." "DICK WALTERS, TAKE OVER." "OKAY." "PUTTHECOOKIEDOWN, MS. SAXTON." "YOU ARE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY." "ORWHAT?" "ORI 'LLHAVEYOUEXPELLED." "REALLY?" "FORWHAT?" "YOUKNOWWHAT." "STEALING JENNA'S FILE." "THEFILEISN'TMISSING ANYMORE, IS IT?" "AND I BET MY MERCEDES THAT YOU NEVER REPORTED IT STOLEN." "IDIDNOT." "WELL,THENIGUESS IT'S JUST YOUR WORD" "AGAINST MINE." "VAL,WHATAREYOU DOING?" "UH,I DON'T--IDON'T..." "MR.MISHRA, SHE JUST ACCOSTED ME," "AND YOU WITNESSED IT." "IDIDN'TWITNESSANYTHING." "IWILLHAVEYOU BOTHFIRED." "GOFORIT ." "I BET MY CAMRY THAT YOUR WORD AGAINST OURS WON'T GET YOU" "VERY FAR." "HMM?" "YOU'VE JUST BEEN SUCKER PUNCHED." "THISISACTUALLYMINE." "UGH!" "OKAY,OKAY,THAT'SGOOD." "THANK YOU." "NOW FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER COURT." "ENVELOPES, PLEASE." "HUH!" "GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE." "KNEW THAT." "SOPHOMORE PRINCESS IS..." "CLARK STEVENSON." "[squealing] [applause]" "YOU'REWELCOME." "GO, GIRL." "OKAY, AND SOPHOMORE PRINCE IS..." "MATTY MCKIBBEN." "ALLRIGHT." "MATTY!" "[cheers and applause] *I BREATHE,IBREATHE" "* I BREATHE * I BREATHE" "* I BREATHE, I BREATHE ONEDOORTO MY HEART" "HAD CLOSED, WHICH MEANT A NEW ONE" "COULD OPEN." "IJUSTWANTTOSAY I SHARE THIS WITH YOU," "JENNA HAMILTON." "[applause]" "**[Electronic music playing]*" "OH,COMEON ." "ONE MORE." "[sighs] WHAT?" "YOUREALLYLIKETODANCE." "YEAH." "WE'REGONNAHITUP JOSH HARRISON'S AFTER PARTY." "YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?" "HARRISON'SPARENTSHAVE A WATER BED." "RICKY!" "IT'SUPTO YOU." "ITHINKWE 'REGONNAPASS." "LET'SGETOURSTUFF." "OKAY." "OKAY." "THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK TO YOUR BACK." "ISTHAT,LIKE,DIRTYCODE ?" "LIKEWHAT?" "LIKE..." "LIKETHERE'SANOTE STUCK TO YOUR BACK." "OH,MYPARENTSARE OVER AT MY NEIGHBORS', WHICH MEANS" "THEY'RE GETTING HAMMERED AND THEY AREN'T COMING HOME" "ANYTIME SOON." "HMM." "DOYOUWANTTOCOME IN?" "YES." "ACTUALLY,ISIT OKAY IF YOU DON'T COME IN?" "SURE." "IMEAN,IT 'SNOTTHAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO." "I DO." "BUT I WANT TO TAKE THINGS SLOWLY." "LOOK,THERE'SNO RUSH." "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "WHAT IS IT?" "TONIGHTISTHEFIRSTNIGHT ANYONE HAS EVER HELD MY HAND" "IN PUBLIC, BESIDES MY PARENTS." "DOESTHATFREAKYOU OUT ?" "NO." "IT JUST MAKES ME REALIZE WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING." "[alarm blaring] [laughing] [alarm blaring] LOOKWHATYOU'VEDONE." "I'VE COMPLETELY BLANKED ON THE ALARM CODE," "AND NOW I HAVE TO CALL MY PARENTS." "DOYOUWANTMETOSTAY?" "NO." "OKAY." "HEY, DON'T BE FREAKED OUT IF I CALL YOU WHEN I GET HOME." "IWON'T." "I'LL ONLY BE FREAKED OUT IF YOU DON'T." "HEY, IT'S ME." "I'M HOME, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER THE ALARM CODE." "WAIT." "THE CODE IS IN THE JUNK DRAWER." "NEVER MIND." "[alarm blaring]" "SOMEONE ONCE SAID THAT IT'S" "CHOICE, NOT CHANCE, THAT DETERMINES OUR DESTINY." "BUT IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO PROCESS WHO WOULD EVER" "CHOOSE TO FIND WHAT I FOUND." "IT WAS CHANCE." "MOM?"