"Loretta, some of your friends stopped by." "They need two OJ's and a ginger ale." "Got it." "Clark, did you bring it?" "Oh yeah, I got it right here." "Gosh." "It's really special, you know?" "Um, look he signed it right there." ""To Loretta, for a super gal." "From Superboy."" "Um, gosh, thanks, thanks." "I mean, I told him what a big fan you are, and it was really no big" "Oh, Clark." "No, I got it, it's okay." "You know, Clark, I've been asking you for two weeks to set up a meeting with me and Superboy, talk about some of my ideas, and, uh, what do I get, a big fat goose egg?" "You talkin' about those stupid masks?" "Stupid masks?" "Yeah." "We're talkin' about most possibly the best selling item this coming up Halloween, and you say "stupid masks"?" "Stupid?" "Yeah, read my lips, stupid, stupid, stupid." "Um, uh, I'm kind of busy tonight." "We're down a bartender, so I gotta get back." "Thanks a-a lot, Clark." "It's no big deal." ""Hey, thanks a lot, Clark."" "She wants you." "She needs you, man." "Andy, stop it." "Come on, guys." "Take her, you viking!" ""The body vessel must be facing the flame of life."" "[Chanting in foreign language]" "Oh great spirit of Gazook," "I call you now." "Come forth and show me so I may bow." "Give me powers, don't let them lag." "Please come alive in this doll of rag." "Come forth, o great spirit of Gazook." "Come forth and guide me." "Nothing." "Should have known." "Did someone call me, huh?" "Did someone summon the Great Gazook from the dark past?" "Yes, I did." "Well, chickie, you got me." "I live in the body of this doll." "I am the Great Gazook." "I know what you want, Loretta." "Yes." "You want the love of a man, don't you?" "Yes." "But not just any man will do, huh, bubble?" "You want the love of the man they call..." "Superboy." "This is the one you love." "Yes, he's the one." "You must be transformed." "You must be beautiful, a knockout." "Look at you, an ancient genie, a peri, beautiful golden hair." "I'll call you the Yellow Peri now." "Together you and I will perform the most powerful magic, in the world, Yellow Peri, and we shall cast a love spell on this Superboy!" "Huh, what do you think, do I look like the Boy of Steel?" "Ah, just got these back from the fabricators today." "I knew they would be great." "I think definitely the future for these is in cereal." "You know, we could flatten 'em out and stick 'em in the boxes, whatever." "I was thinking maybe you could talk to superboy, you know." "Andy, I'll mention to Superboy the next time I see him, but..." "Don't hold your breath." "Clark, you know how many times you told me not to hold my breath?" "Twenty-seven." "Are you sure this is gonna work?" "Do your magic, Yellow Peri, and Superboy will come, and he will fall in love with you when he sets his eyes on you." "Hey, guys." "Hi, Lana." "Hey, baby." "Superboy, could I have your autograph?" "Yeah, sure." "Excuse me." "I've been watching you." "I think you're beautiful." "I didn't think you noticed." "How could I not notice a woman as beautiful as you?" "Oh, Superboy." "Ha, look at him, signing autographs." "He saw you, he didn't even notice you." "Superboy!" "Our love spell should have worked." "It's her, it's her!" "Don't you know, chickie?" "You don't know how glad I am to see you." "I'm just glad I could be of help." "Well, you always show up when you're needed." "Well, so far." "Only the true love of another can break the spell." "What can I do, Gazook?" "Do?" "You're a genie, get rid of her." "It's the only way." "How?" "Simple." "Kill her!" "Come on, Clark, lift it!" "Lift it, you can do it, man, you're an animal, you're a maniac, just lift it just once!" "Come on!" "Andy, I think it's still too heavy." "Clark, I've taken off all the weights." "Hey, guys." "How's it going, Clark?" "Uh, you wanna work out?" "Not with you." "She's just kidding." "I'll be right there." "I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable." "Look, Andy, I did it, come see!" "Look, look!" "Andy." "Don't I know you?" "I have to go." "Hey, Yellow Peri!" "Gazook?" "Help me." "It's about time you came back." "I've had dirty, wet towels thrown on me." "She finally came out." "Perfect, perfect." "Don't back out, Yellow Peri." "Don't be weak." "I know." "We must do it." "That is right, no one understands you like I do." "I know what you feel." "Yes." "And with my magic I know just what to do." "Ah, go forth, my child, make me proud." "Don't even think about it." "Ah, come on, why not?" "We can divide it, 50/50." "I'll stay on my side." "Andy." "Powers that be, I want some trouble." "Put the pretty one in a sealed tight bubble." "What is this?" "Get me out of here!" "Andy!" "Somebody..." "I can't breathe." "Lana, hold on!" "We must get out of here." "You must plan for tonight." "Superboy will be grieving when he finds out his love has died." "Your new boyfriend will need your shoulder to cry on." "Somebody..." "Somebody call somebody." "Lana, hold on!" "I can't breathe." "Somebody--somebody call somebody." "Lana, hold on!" "Lana!" "Lana, hold on." "Lana, hold on." "Somebody, somebody call somebody." "Lana, hold on." "Andy, step aside." "Is she gonna be okay?" "What happened?" "That's what I'd like to find out." "You look particularly lovely tonight, my toots." "Do I?" "You really think I look good?" "Good?" "You look scrumptious." "I do look good, don't I?" "I really am pretty." "Yes, my dear." "And everyone will know, and Superboy will need your shoulder to cry on now that his friend Lana Lang bought the big farm." "Whooee, a one-eyed sea monster." "In a bizarre incident at Schuster University this afternoon, Superboy reportedly saved" "This is horrible!" "I can't stand this!" "We have a news team heading to the location." "We'll have a live report later in this newscast." "How does he do it?" "Superboy, he's always there!" "And now that girl is still in his heart." "If you can't have Superboy, nobody can have him!" "Do you understand, Yellow Peri?" "Nobody!" "You're right, Gazook, and nobody will have him." "Not after I do what I have planned." "Yes, let's do it, let's do it." "It'll be fun, it'll be fun!" "I am the Yellow Peri, no man rejects me, not even Superboy." "Superboy must pay, pay for passing up your charm, your beauty." "The man you love causes you disgrace, do it all and take away his face!" "Yes, do it, do it." "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!" "[Chanting in foreign language]" "You'll have no face, this is true." "Oh, my God." "All right, great, so I'll definitely give you a call about that braille and poetry seminar." "Yeah, okay, great." "What a body!" "Hey, Clark." "I knew you liked that mask." "Great." "Uh, yeah." "Um, I thought that since I told Superboy about it that I should try one on myself and see what I thought." "Huh, phenomenal." "Yeah, you know there's a finder's fee for you in this." "Ha." "Pretty scary what happened to Lana today, huh?" "Oh, you know what else?" "I think I saw Loretta at the gym." "At least, it sounded like her." "Loretta?" "Yeah, except for she looked..." "Good." "She looked pretty, you know?" "And she was wearing this like strange Arabian workout uniform." "You know what else was strange?" "She was in a real hurry." "She left during the commotion." "Oh, I just remembered, I was supposed to meet with Superboy tonight." "I was wondering, Andy, would you mind if I wore one of your masks tonight and kind of show him?" "Oh, wow, that would be great." "Do I mind, no, that would be phenomenal." "You know, Clark, I'm really glad that you're so enthused about this." "I'll, uh, give you a call and let you know how it goes." "All right, great, man, cool." "Great kid." "Loretta." "So it was you at the gym today." "I am the Yellow Peri." "Loretta is gone." "Why are you doing these things?" "And why did you do this to me?" "I loved you, but you refuse to love the great Yellow Peri." "So you took my face away?" "Oh, I will give you your face back." "But now you must kiss me." "You must want me." "We can always be together." "Now I'm pretty, aren't I?" "Now you want me, don't you?" "Loretta, let me help you." "No!" "You're not Loretta, you're Yellow Peri now." "Don't listen to him, he tells lies." "It talks." "What is that thing?" "It's not a thing, that's Gazook." "He lives in my doll." "He's my only true friend." "You have other friends." "Friends?" "You hear this, Yellow Peri?" "Hear how he mocks us?" "Yes, yes, he does." "Can't you see what he's done to you?" "Can't you see how he's changing you?" "He's not your friend as I am." "It's not a friend you need, it's a lover, kill him, kill her boy." "If I cannot have you, Superboy, no one else ever will." "I will destroy you as only my powerful magic can." "No." "I've given you every chance, you've had your turn." "Now it's time for you to burn." "Burn, nice boy, burn, burn, go to ashes!" "Ah, look at the boy burning!" "I'll get you." "Your powers don't cut it with me, Superboy." "I'm magic." "Only magic can hurt me like it's hurting you." "If I use your magic heat on you." "Ow, ow, I feel the heat." "Ah, ah!" "It's your magic, Gazook." "No, Gazook, don't leave me!" "Burning, ah!" "Oo, ah!" "That's what I was counting on." "No one will ever love me." "Loretta, there are better ways to find love that have nothing to do with magic." "Maybe you didn't plan on hurting anyone, but you're still gonna have to answer-- come back to life, doll of rag, don't let me alone to die an old hag." "Loretta..." "How can I go, Boy of Steel?" "Without Gazook nothing else seems real." "Loretta, I know a place where there are people that can help you." "Some day the right man will sweep me off my feet." "Some day true love will make my life complete." "Some day, Loretta, some day." "Captioned by Grant Brown"