"Whew." "Good job." " [laughs]" " Thanks." "So on our TV show," " will it show us - having sex?" "Oh, yeah, like, a lot." "Yeah." "I guess I feel two ways about that." "I mean, I think it's very important to show two women..." "I don't know..." "Being casually intimate with each other." "But also, like, it's us," " and we're, like, - real people." "We're a couple." "Yeah." "Well, but if we don't do it, then it's like no actual lesbians are on TV having sex with other women, and then there's no women on TV also, like," " having sex with - other women period." " I mean, like, - maybe that happens," "But then, like, or they both die." "one of them dies," " Like they're warlords, - and then they die," "Or they, like, and then they die, sleep with a man," " or they're, like, - at school, and they die." " They are - an art professor," " And they die." "Was she a professor?" "Anyway, my point is" "I just want us to live." "[music playing]" " CAMERON:" "You know - what else we should" " Talk about" "Is that when we drove" "RHEA:" "Mm-hmm." "out here, we had..." " We drove two cars - in tandem with" " Walkie-talkies." " Walkie-talkies." " And we pulled off" " At a scenic..." " Like, in Utah?" "Where we in Utah?" "Who can ever tell?" " Somewhere scenic, - and then this car" " Drove up behind..." " Third car." " To be in this rest area." " Indeed." "And then two dudes got out of it." "And they were like, on your walkies," ""Hey, we heard you so we got off here, to meet you."" "and we wanted" "And we were like," " "We're gonna - get killed here."" ""We're gonna go."" "I also wonder who had a scarier surprise," " us..." " Us or them?" " Or them?" " Were they were like," " "These seem like women - that might be" " Interesting."" " "Oh, check out - these chicks."" " "Let's get off - and meet these chicks,"" " And then there's - just these haircuts." "So would you mind if I weasel my way" " onto your show - for 10 minutes?" "Oh, my God." "Maria, we'd love to have you." " Just yesterday," " Rhea and I watched," " Like, four hours - of your videos." " We only stopped - 'cause my phone died," " But then I just kept - acting them out," " 'cause I know them all - by heart." "Ohh!" "So Rhea's your girlfriend?" "Yeah, and my cohost on the show." "Oh, you're both comics." "Yikes." "I mean, I mean, that's great." "There's, um... a lot of built-in competition and..." "Oh, it doesn't come up!" " We never - talk about that." " I'm so excited to meet her." " [cell phone rings]" " Oh, you know what?" " I gotta get this." "It's, uh, my mom." "I sing her to sleep every night with a lullaby." " [like rock ballad] - ♪ Yeah... ♪" " Why didn't you - introduce me?" "I'm sorry." "She took a phone call." " It's fine." " Just add it" " To the pile." " Oh, my God." " This is not that." " She totally - girlfriended me." "Not on purpose." " People only - ever talk to you." ""Thanks for your show, Cameron."" "inviting me to do" " "Oh, you're - such a great host," " Cameron."" " "Hey, do you - want the rest" " Of my peanut butter - banana milkshake," " Cameron?"" "I love peanut butter banana milkshakes." " And I'm - lactose intolerant," "So the milkshakes are kind of a fuck-you to me." "I am more than just your girlfriend." "Agreed." " I am my own person." " Totally." " And you are - your own person." "And your person my Whitesnake shirt." "is wearing" "Well, I like how it makes my arms look." "I can't even under my jacket." "see your arms" "But I'm still flexing." " Men and - women anymore?" " Don't you think - that's stupid?" " Am I right?" " Danielle's coming tonight." " Oh, great." " So your agent" " Is gonna think you - like Whitesnake." "I like Whitesnake." "Yeah, she's here to, like, show an actor friend" " me doing stand-up - so that, like," " There's a potential - opportunity." " I don't know." " I'm pretty sure" " I'm gonna be in a movie." " Great." " Can Kent even do - less than 20 minutes?" " I've never - seen him do it." " I know." " Give me your phone." "Come on." "Nothing?" "Do you foot the bill?" "Nothing on double lights." " And I know you're, - like... you're wishing..." "Hey, Danielle's here." " Oh, my God." " She's with..." "Melina Marquez." "She didn't say" "Melina Marquez." "her actor friend was" " Melina Marquez - is at our show." " I love every movie - she's ever been in." "You love her arms she's been in." "in every movie" " It's like she's always - wearing a Whitesnake t-shirt." "Okay, thanks." " I'm Kent." " You were fine." "[applause] [gags]" " Okay." " That seems extreme." "One more time taking his time." "for Kent, you guys," "Oh, well," " we got a great - next comic for you." " You guys - are gonna love her." " Let's hear it - for Sam Jay!" " Sam Jay." " [cheering]" "Have a great show." "I am so glad to be here, guys." "Cameron, that shirt is dope." "I got that shirt 17 years old when I was" " at a thrift store - for $2.00," "And then I lost it of my dresser in the back" " until my mom - found it." " I cried when she - shipped it to me." "And now some woman in a sundress is gonna of you in it." "post a picture" "Oh, my God." "about this shirt." "I don't even care" " I just care - about Melina Marquez." "Just switch with me." "I..." "Okay." "I mean... [groans] God." " Still technically - my shirt." "Ah, so?" "Oh, you look cute in your little undie shirt." " This is - sexual harassment." "I am at work." "Well, you should sue me." " Well, your dad's - my lawyer." "Sounds like a real conflict of interest." "Mm-hmm." "[sniffs]" "That smells like you." "Veggie bacon." " KENT:" "Dude," " I'm telling you, man." " It's like Pryor, - then Louis C.K.," "Then you, dude." "You're right there." "Thank you." "Yo, Cam," " why is your audience - so chick-heavy?" "Seriously, there were, in the front row like, three girls" " giving me - resting bitch face." "Like the whole time the 17-minute mark?" "or after you hit" " Please don't say, - "Bitch face."" "Why not?" "You know what?" "I'm glad you said that." " Explain to me - the rape fantasy then, okay?" " 'Cause women, - you're in bed with 'em," " They want you - to call 'em bitch," " But then, like, - when you're anywhere else," " You can't - call 'em bitch anymore?" "I don't even unpacking this for you." "know how to begin" " I'm not gonna try." " Please don't." "Just explain what the fuck this is instead." "RHEA:" "Uh... [laughs] Shit." "Rhea, you look like James Dean." "Sorry for the insult." "Oh, God." "Why does Kent exist?" "But seriously, though, what is that poster?" " Oh, I had it made - for the theater," " 'cause we're more - than just girlfriends." "We're comics with our own show." "We're James Deans, remember?" "He doesn't even realize that's a compliment." "It is a bit much." "I like it." "I'm gonna do time, okay?" " I just feel like" " Melina's here." " Honestly," " I'm thinking about it" "As if it's an audition for her next movie." " Of course." " Why wouldn't" " A stand-up comic" "Go into outer space with Melina Marquez?" " Yeah, that's what" " I'm saying." "[cheering]" "Hey." "Hey, sorry I'm late." "Oh, hey, Dave." "What the fuck is that?" " Hey, Rhea," " I'm next, right?" "Yep." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, Bob, do you know Dave?" "No." "Ladies and gentlemen," "Mr. Bob Herzog." " Give it up for Bob." " [cheering]" "Hello, you gorgeous, soulless fuckers." "Cameron Esposito, everybody." "She's kind of funny." "[laughter]" " Sexual assault's - been in the news lately." " I don't know - if you've noticed." "If this year's taught us anything, it's that society a woman's been raped will not believe unless 48 other women by the same guy." "claim they were raped" "Yeah." "That's why I only raped 47 women." "[laughter]" "Cut it off right there." "That is it." " I'm gonna go - to the bathroom." " Okay." " I'll be back." "Yeah." "I got it in here." " Okay." " Like a certain person" "That..." "I don't know... not have heard of." "You might or might [laughter]" "Oh, I'm sorry." "We thought this restroom." "was the women's" "I am a woman." "Oh, of course." "I..." " You're in - a different shirt." "Yeah." "It's my shirt." "They're all my shirts." " Oh." " I'm sorry." "Oh, no, no, no." "Come on in." "Have a seat." "This is my office." "Heh." "Yeah." "So I'm so sorry about earlier." " I feel like" " I blew you off." " I didn't know - you were you." " Oh, no," " Cameron is right." "I'm too quiet." " She would never - let herself" " Be ignored" "Or seen in her own clothes." "If I could tell myself not to fall for people that I would have for the rest of my life, to be telling jokes with" "I wouldn't, you know?" "Maybe one." "Six." " But that's - how I found myself" "And a very good remedy for U.T.I.s and my comedic voice." "Wow." "I love your voice." "It's how I imagine" "God's voice would sound." "Ohh." "There is no God, but that's why you need to speak up for yourself, 'cause you're super-duper." "You're fantastical, okay?" "And, uh, you can use my office." " Pens are free." " Great." " What's the Wi-Fi - password?" "Uh, officepeepo." "Great." "Do you want to stay for the rest?" "Please no." "Honestly," "I like comedy." "I don't think" "RHEA:" "Ah, come on." "Oh, you're funny, though." "Thank you." "Hey, you wanna go home and watch "Carol"?" " For the third time - this week?" "Okay, Therese." "[cell phone chimes]" "Oh, God, must be so hard." "being a stand-up" " I could never - do that job." "Yeah." "Babe, can you drop me at the E.R.?" "Some idiot broke his jaw in a bar fight." "Sure." "I'll spend time without you." "with Cate Blanchett" "Hey, are you okay?" "Oh, yeah." "I mean," " I just got sirred - in the bathroom," " But I did get to talk - to Maria, so..." " Sweet." " It's okay." "I don't understand." "to use the word "bitch,"" "If I'm not allowed then what am I supposed a crazy bitch?" "to do when I meet" "Ooh, I'm not okay" ""crazy." Yeah." "with you using" "Me either." " I'm surrounded." " Mm-hmm." " Yeah, man." " Read the room." " Uh, Maria, - you are on next," "So what do you need to get pumped up?" " Like French fries, - waffles?" " Like, nothing." " Water?" "I'm okay." "I'm okay." " You know what?" " I'll take a water, Cam." "Oh, yeah." "Okay." "Thank you." "We gotta go." "[cheering]" "[Bob continues indistinctly] you know, off the top of my head." " You guys are okay." " I was awesome." " Have a great night." " Thank you so much." "[cheering]" "Oh, guys." "Keep it going for Bob Herzog." "Man." "Hoo." "Spicing up the stage." " Spicy." " Speaking of which," " I'm wearing - a different shirt." " This shirt is also - a little spicy, 'cause it used to be on your body." "We switched." "We switched, 'cause" "Whitesnake is a band that only Rhea knows about apparently." "[laughter]" "Right, Rhea?" "Oh, I'm sorry." " I'm just, uh, reliving - past personal trauma" " Through the, uh, - rape jokes" "And rape conversation tonight." "that's been going on" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, at this show." "a lot of rape" "Not..." "That's to say that, the wrong way" " but onstage and - conversationally." "Why is it that the only dudes that will talk dude comics, about rape are" " and then it's just, - like, all the time?" " All the time." " I mean, it is..." " It's dude comics, - but then it's also," "Like, dude TV writers and dude screenwriters and dude book writers, you know, writer writers." "Right, comic books, all that stuff." "claymation," "All that stuff." "I think is entertainment." "it's because rape" "Yeah." "I mean, what would female characters be doing" " if they weren't - getting raped?" "Oh, um, wait." " Marrying a man..." " Mm-hmm." "Or having a baby..." "Yes." " Or she marries - a woman," "Then she cheats with a man, on the woman" " gets pregnant, - has that baby," " Kisses a woman, - dies." "[laughter]" " Those are - the stories." " Those are all - woman things." "[laughter]" " Oh, but you know - what is not..." " Hmm?" " Just a woman thing?" " Rape." " Oh, yeah." " That's - for everybody." "Rape is for everybody." "Kind of nice gift to us all." "From statistically mostly men." "Yeah, mostly men." " Gotta bring that up - at the end." " You guys, - we got a great" " Final comic..." " [cheering] - on the show tonight." " You are - gonna love her." " She's a personal - favorite of mine." "I admire her very much." "She's a real legend." "Let's hear it" "Maria Bamford." "right now for [cheering]" " [growled whisper]" " Gonna get you." "I'm getting you." "I'm getting you." "[laughter]" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh, I would love with someone." "to sleep in" " That sounds - so romantic." "I don't know." "But we are fostering a rooster, and he knows his job, okay?" "Is there anything better than Maria Bamford?" "No, not at all." "It's like the show's bananas all night, and then just Maria." "I love doing this show." "I know." "I love doing this show with you also, 'cause I love you." "Hey, gang, here's" "I just overheard." "a funny thing" " Um, "Final comic - of the night."" " "Final comic - of the night"?" " Oh, Dave, - we forgot about you." " Guys, I blew off - a Sadie Hawkins dance" " For this - that I was chaperoning," "And you know how much at school" "I like the energy" " when the girls are - asking the boys." " Ah, Dave, I'm sorry." " Hey, uh," "We'll go tell everybody out there and just" " we have a surprise - headliner," " And you can go on - after Maria Bamford." " Oh, fuck you." " I can't follow" " Maria Bamford." " Come on." " Yeah." " Actually that's, like, - legitimately a bad idea." " Is that funny?" " How long you been doing this?" " Like three years?" " One year." " Rhea, don't..." " I'm looking for something." "Oh, there." "I found it, looking for." "found what I was" "MARIA:" "And if you're not..." " You're being - a little baby." "Shut up." " No, you say that - for every show." " Just stop." "Stop." " Shut up." "All right." " I'll see you." "I'll see you." " Yes." "Call me." " Peww peww peww." " Girls." "Cameron." "Hey, Danielle." " Oh, my God." " Kent was just talking" "About how wonderful you are." "He's so sweet." " He was?" " Oh, yeah." " Yeah, he..." " He's a huge fan of yours." "He's the reason I saw you in the first place." "He said you were, um, reckoned with."" ""A force to be" "Um, okay." "Yeah." "Hi, Rhea." "How are you?" "Hi." "Good." "I love Whitesnake." " I mean, - w-whose shirt is that?" " Is that yours?" " It's mine." " Okay." "Well, this is" " Melina Marquez," "And I think that the three of us" " should have lunch - next week." "Such great stuff." "Heh." "Yeah." "No, you just have such, um..." "Like a presence." "It's great." "I..." "I like every movie you've ever been in." " Okay." " [laughs]" "She's..." " Okay, we'll set up - the lunch." "Oh, this is Rhea." "This is Rhea." "Kent likes me?" "That's what of this situation, you're taking out that Kent said about you?" "something nice" "Not that just touched you that hot woman" " and studied - your pupils?" "Did she look in my eyes?" "Ecch." "Yes, a lot." " You have to get" " Maria offstage." "Okay." "I'm coming." "Ugh." "I know." "Oh, those hands have been to space." "Fake space." "[cheering]" " Give it up - for Maria Bamford!" "You guys." " So good." " So good." " And actually - while you're at it," "Why don't we keep it going you saw tonight." "for everybody else [applause]" " I'm Cameron Esposito." " I'm Rhea Butcher." " Thank you, guys, - so much for coming out." "Have a great rest of your night." "[applause]" "Oh, thank you so much." "Yeah, for sure." "Maria, thank you so much for doing the show." " Great job, you guys." " You were so wonderful." " Be careful." " Don't get raped." "It's not as funny as you think." "Yeah." "That is good advice." " Let's go home..." " Mm-hmm." "And watch movie." "a Melina Marquez" "Sounds great." " Which one?" " Where she goes" " To space?" " I don't know." " Or the deep sea?" "How about when she's in deep sea in deep space?" "I know!" "How'd they get the water out there?" "[overlapping chatter]" "There you go." "Ugh." "That isn't staying here?" "No." "I showed it to Mike." "He was like," ""No, I don't want that,"" "and laughed and walked away." " God, some people - have no taste." " Well, I don't know - about that." " You guys valet?" " Don't you know" "Medicaid's gonna dry up by the time you're 40?" "Hey, uh, Bob, sorry onstage tonight." "we dissected your set" " Super rude." " I don't give a shit." " You're welcome - for the new material." "Oh, if you're around this week," " maybe the three of us - could get dinner." "That sounds terrible." "Also, I'm going on tour." "You know, theaters, several thousand seats," " you know, - venues worthy of me." "Actually, Cameron," "I don't have an opener yet." "Do you wanna come?" " Yeah, that would - be awesome!" " Cool." " Is that okay?" " Yeah." " Yeah, totally." "Cool." "And, Rhea," " sorry for whatever - you went through." " I didn't know you were - a survivor of assault." "Thanks." "I am, too." "I am, too." "I am, too." "I am, too." "I am, too." "Wow." "Okay." "You still want to come on the road, though, right?" "Yeah, of course." "Sweet." " Do not bring - that poster." "[sighs] God." " Nobody likes - the poster." "[jabbering]" "Live..." "Madison Square..." "Live from Madison Square Garden, it's Marilyn Bamford." "♪ Yiii, yiii ♪" "♪ Yii ♪" "♪ The blood of our fathers ♪" "♪ The blood of our fathers ♪ [growly]" "♪ Puts us in eternal sleep ♪ [growling]" "♪ Yeah ♪ [growling]" "Good night, Mom." "You still..." "You still awake?" "Okay." "♪ Oh, yeah ♪"