"Miss" "Yin Ji" "Buy me some men's clothes" "What?" "Men's clothes?" "Yes" "Haven't you heard of" ""The butterfly lovers"?" "Of course I have" "Good!" "If a girl goes away" "It's best to dress as a man" "Or people will take advantage of her" "You're going to Jiangnan again?" "Of course, it's so beautiful!" "With its panoramic view" "Especially now when flowers are in bloom" "If I don't go and take a look" "It will be such a shame" "What's your preference?" "A dashing hero like Hua Mulan" "Or a scholar like Zhu Yingtai?" "Zhu Yingtai" "In that case" "You'll attract other scholars" "That's what I'm worried about" "If that happens" "What shall I do?" "The Emperor is choosing his concubine today" "You must come to court with me" "I told you I'm not going" "How can?" "I've already promised Empress Dowager" "If you're chosen" "I'll be rich" "I'll decide who I marry" "When Kangxi came to the throne" "Empress Dowager's eager to find him a concubine" "But Kangxi keeps putting it off" "And cannot find someone he likes" "Today is another day for him to choose" "Your Majesty, we picked them for you today" "Let's begin" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Lift your head" "Go away!" "Thank you" "Next!" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Keep smiling" "Never mind!" "You may go" "She's a cripple!" "Mother, I can't stand this!" "You must be joking" "Of course I am" "Otherwise" "You can't tell good from bad" "I saved the best for last" "I'll show you" "Your future queen Nalan Qiong Yao" "Summon Nalan Xiu Ji" "Nalan Xiu Ji at your service" "Greetings, Empress Dowager" "Where is your daughter?" "Your Highness" "My daughter found out she has been chosen by the Emperor" "She ran away from home to protest an arranged marriage" "Is that right?" "She's quite a character" ""LeMin Mansion"" "You're dismissed" "Yes" "Where are the guards?" "Ji Xiao Dong is taking a nap" "So he dismissed the guards" "That's ridiculous!" "Your Majesty" "Look at this mess!" "This is outrageous!" "Wake him up" "Yes, Your Majesty" "Get up, Old Man" "Hey!" "Big Head Son" "Ji Xiao Dong calls you a Big Head Son" "Ji Xiao Dong!" "Sorry, Your Majesty!" "I didn't know you're here" "I told you to compile a dictionary" "Yet you're reading pornography" "How dare you!" "I may have slacked off" "But I did not read pornography" "Please have mercy" "You were holding this copy of Jin Ping Mei" "How dare you deny it?" "I did?" "Don't come to me for help" "Better ask His Majesty for mercy" "Jin Ping Mei is not pornography" "It's a tribute to the human nature" "Nonsense!" "That's bullshit, Old Man" "Everybody knows" "Jin Ping Mei is about illicit sexual relations that violate common decency" "That's not true, Brat" "Copulation is the balance of yin and yang" "One cannot survive without the other" "Copulation breeds the human race" "Without it, we won't be here" "The book is about human propagation" "It is right and proper" "And definitely not pornography" "Alright, get up" "Thank you, Your Majesty" "Old Man" "Since when have you become so liberal?" "Ji Xiao Dong" "Yes, sir" "How dare you come see me naked?" "What do you have to say for yourself?" "I dare to bare myself shows my undying loyalty" "You're being disrespectful" "Those drawings on your body" "You call that respect?" "Don't talk nonsense, Brat" "Your Majesty" "I come to you naked shows I have nothing to hide from you" "Nothing to hide?" "Why don't you take off your pants to prove that?" "Don't be smug, Old Man" "You called His Majesty Big Head Son" "How do you explain that?" " How dare you!" " Brat!" "Ji Xiao Dong" "Explain yourself" "Or I'll execute you" "The Emperor is the biggest in the land" "Big means supreme" "Head means head of the country" "Big Head refers to the ruler" "Well said" "What about son?" "You're saying His Majesty is your son?" "Pardon me" "Heaven is the Father, Earth is the mother" "The Emperor is also known as Son of Heaven" "Hence the word son" "You have a quick tongue." "You're forgiven" "Thank you, Your Majesty" "I'm bored" "Find me something exciting to do" "Don't worry" "I already have an idea to cheer you up" "I'm only worried you'll punish me for it" "That's why I took no action" "I'll spare you if it's exciting enough" "Thank you" "Brat" "You'll have to wait if you want revenge" "His Majesty wants some excitement" "So do I" "Well?" "Let me" "Who is it?" "What now?" "Carry on" "Alright" "Open the door" "I can't" "Use the blade" "Okay" "It's open" "Carry on" "Feet" "Carry on" "Someone's here" "Carry on" "Who is it?" "We're assassins" "Guards!" "Assassins!" "They can't move!" "Are you for real?" "You're in the wrong position" "Pardon us, Your Majesty" "I'm sorry if we have frightened you" "Guards!" "Quit the act!" "Get in here!" "We're on Wei Xiao Bao and Ji Xiao Dong's order to remain outside" "Please pardon us" "How dare you!" "You played me for a fool!" "Execute them!" "We're carrying out your order, Your Majesty" "You wanted excitement" "That's why we did this" "Tell us" "Is this exciting enough for you?" "Maybe" "In that case" "You should pardon us" "You're the Emperor" "That's right!" "Not only will I spare you" "I'll name you Ministers of Excitement" "Thank you, Your Majesty" "That's enough" "If we can change the setting that'd be wonderful" "Your Majesty, I have made arrangements" "Please take a look" "These are the famous scenic spots in Jiangnan" "If you're interested" "The two of us can accompany you" "Yes" "Get to bed early, we're leaving in the morning" "Let's take a break, Your Majesty" "And have some tea" "I told you not to call me that" "Have you forgotten?" "That's why I say young men are so unreliable" "Go wait on the customers" "Hurry!" "This way please" "Give me your reins" "This way, sir" "Please sit down" "Sit..." "What would you like?" "Please come over here" "Do you remember me?" "Not really" "I had 2 eggs at your place 2 years ago" "And didn't pay for them, remember?" "That's right" "Please sit down" "Get the tea ready, Doggie" "Coming..." "Please enjoy the tea" "Get me a few dishes" "And don't forget to put the eggs on my bill" "Sure" "What a handsome young man" "The bill please!" "Coming" "Sir 20 coppers" "What about the eggs?" "Not yet, hurry... 40 taels" "40 taels 40 taels?" "Are you sure?" "I'm sure" "I don't make mistakes" "Hurry and pay up" "That's right, pay up!" "I can't believe 2 eggs cost 40 taels" "Is this a scam?" "I beg you all to be the judge" "Listen to me" "The eggs could hatch 2 more chicks" "The chicks can lay more eggs" "The eggs can hatch more chicks" "Let me show you" "It's fair and square" "I'm sure you'll understand" "In 6 months, 2 become 12 12 become 48 in another 6 months" "In 2 years' time, there should be 600" "The market price is 40 taels" "That's right" "That's ridiculous" "The calculations are correct" "No" "Come on, 40 taels" "Pay up" "That's too tricky" "It's none of your business" "If you think it's not fair" "Let's go see the magistrate" "You dare to go before him?" "Do you know who I am?" "He's right" "Come here, Old Man" "See?" "Your friend agrees with me" "Hurry and pay up" "Come on!" "Don't try to stall me" "Pay up!" "No way!" "No?" "No" "If he won't pay" "I'll pay for him" "Can I have my bill please?" "Very well" "Even if your friend is willing to pay" "I won't thank him" "Don't worry, he has more money than he needs" "I'm not finished with these peanuts" "Plant them in the field for me" "I'll come back for them in 2 years" "Are you crazy?" "The peanuts are already fried" "How can I plant them?" "You must be joking" "Nonsense!" "You can't plant fried peanuts?" "If one could do that even the dead can come back to life" "If you can't plant fried peanuts" "How can boiled eggs hatch into chicks?" "Isn't that right?" "You should thank him now" "Well..." "Thanks for helping me" "Don't mention it" "Does he still have to pay?" "No..." "Don't force yourself" "If you want to see the magistrate" "We're happy to go with you" "No, we're not going..." "This meal..." "Needless to say" "It's their treat!" "Of course, it's on us" "Very well, let's go." "Okay" "Goodbye" "They're beheading someone over there" "Let's go take a look" "Alright!" "Huang Lian the mute" "Raped his boss' wife Pan Yin Lian" "He was caught in the act by Wen Da Lang" "He lost his senses and murdered Wen Da Lang" "We have evidence to find him guilty" "He's to be beheaded in public" "That's injustice!" "My grandson has been framed" "Please have mercy!" "How dare you!" "Take her away!" "Yes!" "Please spare him!" "Move it!" "He has been framed!" "They're both wailing" "I bet there's more to it" "Execute him!" "I'm still alive!" "Come on..." "How dare you disrupt the execution!" "What now?" "Kill them both" "Yes, behead them both" "I'll do it myself!" "Come on!" "Do it!" "As you wish" "This is not right" "How can they do that?" "Go take a look" "You hold it!" "Wait!" "Hold it!" "Who are you?" "You want to die in his place?" "I have something to show you" "I can't see" "He's an imperial envoy" "Hu Tu at your service, sir" "Let's go" "You must go by the book, Brat" "See you at the Dragon Inn" "Huang Lian" "You're sentenced to death for killing Wen Da Lang" "Do you plead guilty?" "No?" "He was like that last time" "We had to use corporal punishment" "Huang Lian, since you're a mute" "You don't have to plea" "Bring the plaintiff Pan Yin Lian" "Yes, sir" "According to your testimony" "The defendant killed your husband to silence him" "Is that so?" "Yes, sir" "It's him" "When he raped me my husband caught him in the act and was thrown to his death" "What a pity!" "Please uphold justice on my behalf" "I order you to show us what happened" "Adviser" "Yes?" "You'll be the defendant and rape the plaintiff" "Sir" "Let them have this distinct pleasure" "Shall we?" "I'm open-minded" "Will the volunteer please step forward" "Otherwise, turn around" "They'll come at once if you let them" "Such concerted effort!" "This is an order!" "No?" "Alright, I'll do it" "Pan Yin Lian" "Pretend there's no one here" "And forget I'm the envoy" "Will you do it, sir?" "Not in front of them" "How can it be?" "They have turned their backs" "They can't see a thing" "Pretend it's a play" "Tell us one more time how Huang Lian raped you" "It was a dark night" "I could barely see" "He stole into my room" "And grabbed me from behind" "Like this?" "Yes!" "And then what?" "He pushed me onto the bed" "Damn!" "You're so rough!" "It's just an act" "Make it realistic!" "Then what?" "He climbed on top of me" "Here I come" "Like this?" "For real?" "You're a bad boy!" "You're too much" "Too much?" "Are you alright, sir?" "I'm fine, check the table" "It's fine, sir!" "Is it?" "How dare you!" "Give her a beating" "Yes!" "But he told me to rehash what happened" "I didn't do anything wrong!" "In that case" "Huang Lian must have passed out" "Of course" "Then how can he rape you?" "He came at me when he came around" "Liar!" "Pan Yin Lian" "Yes!" "How dare you!" "Tell us the truth" "I am telling the truth" "Guards!" "Yes!" "Beat her to death" "Yes, sir!" "Don't" "Alright, I'll confess" "This is what happened..." "Don't go" "Come on..." "Get up" "Bitch!" "How dare you make a cuckold out of me!" "How dare you hit me" "Pan Yin Lian" "You killed your husband" "And tried to frame Huang Lian" "Since you have pleaded your guilt" "I'm sentencing you to 20 years in jail" "Guards!" "Yes!" "Take her away!" "Yes!" "This is not fair!" "Move it!" "This isn't fair!" "I must appeal!" "Huang Lian, you're free to go" "Pan Yin Lian's grain store is hereby awarded to you" "Guizhou Magistrate Hu Tu" "Yes, sir" "You gave a sloppy judgment" "And almost killed an innocent man" "Since it's your first offence, I'll let you off" "Be more careful from now on" "Thank you, sir" "There's still unfinished business, sir" "What is it?" "The intruder Song Ren who disrupted the execution" "What should we do with him?" "Guards!" "Yes!" "Bring Song Ren" "Yes, sir" "What is this?" "Is suicide a crime?" "Kneel down!" "Drink up!" "Please" "You live here?" "Yes" "You live here too?" "Yes" "Let's have a drink" "My name is Wang Yao, and yours?" "This is my master Kang Tian Ci" "Brother Tian Ci" "You can call me Uncle Ji" "Uncle Ji" "Good boy" "You're here on business?" "No, strictly pleasure" "Me too" "If you don't mind" "We can travel together" "Good" "We'll have extra company" "Let's have a drink" "Move it..." "No..." "Come with me" "No!" "What are you doing?" "Brat!" "Over here!" "Come here!" "No" "Come here!" "I have cleared Huang Lian" "But I don't know what to do about him" "He tried to kill himself when I let him go" "So I brought him here" "Release him" "Yes" "Mind your own business!" "Can't I kill myself?" "Life is precious" "Why must you kill yourself?" "You don't understand" "Jin Diao Tong read my horoscope" "He said I lead a life of poverty" "What's the point of staying alive?" "It's your fate" "I'll be poor for life..." "Look, Master" "March 18, 1654 9 o'clock" "That's the same as my birthday" "Master, fortune tellers are not totally believable" "Who is Jin Diao Tong?" "Bring him here" "I'll prove him wrong" "Excuse me... move aside" "I can tell your fortune" "Do you want me to?" "Mr. Jin" "Those gentlemen over there want to see you" "Jin Diao Tong at your service" "What can I do for you?" "Please sit down" "Thank you, but where?" "I hear you excel in fortune telling and divination based on facial features" "We'd like to consult you" "Certainly" "May I know your name and hometown?" "Master Kang is from Beijing" "We'd like you to tell his fortune" "What about his birthday?" "March 18, 1654 9 o'clock" "March 18, 1654" "Congratulations, Master Kang" "You live a life of great fortune" "No need to worry about money" "Why is it we have the same birthday and our lives are so different?" "That's fate" "Up north, this is an Emperor's life" "Down south, he's no better than a beggar" "Judging from his complexion" "It can't be that bad!" "No, it's the worst" "See for yourself if you don't believe me" "Look into the mirror" "Let him take a good look" "Who is this?" "That's you" "Me..." "Did you see that?" "Now look at Master Kang" "You're like an Emperor" "You should listen to me" "So he's hopeless?" "That's correct" "What if the Emperor helps him?" "Can something be done?" "If the Emperor helps him" "It will only make things worse" "Perhaps he'll even..." "Please pay upfront" "Give him 10 taels of silver" "Thanks..." "Remember, kid" "You'll only get what's meant to be" "Otherwise, don't bother to try" "What should we do about Song Ren?" "Can we help him?" "Not even the Emperor can help him" "Hard to say" "Come with me, Song Ren" "Take this to the magistrate" "It's for your own good" "What?" "See the magistrate?" "No way" "Most people get beaten before they see the magistrate" "You're not even afraid to die, why can't you see him?" "When he reads this letter he won't beat you" "He'll even treat you like a master" "Really?" "Don't worry" "Why did you beat the drum?" "I want to see the magistrate" "Nonsense!" "Take him away" "Move it!" "I need to see the magistrate" "Move it!" "Kneel!" "How dare you!" "Why did you sound the drum?" "You again?" "What do you want?" "Magistrate" "I have a letter for you" "For sounding the drum we ought to beat him 30 strokes" "Guards!" ""Just and Fair"" "Give him 30" "Yes, sir" "Master Kang said you can't beat me" "And you'll treat me like a master" "Who's this Master Kang?" "Nonsense!" "Why would I call you master?" "Give him 20 more" "Good" "20 more" "That's 50 altogether" "Help..." "What does it say?" "Help... please spare me" "By order of the Emperor" "Bearer of this letter Song Ren is a simpleton but honest" "He's destined to a good life" "I hear Magistrate Hu has a beautiful daughter who's still single" "I hereby order Song Ren to marry her" "See to it the marriage will take place at once and you'll be rewarded" "Do not defy my wishes." "Signed, Kangxi" "Well..." "Stop!" "We really can't beat him" "That's 50" "Help him get up..." "It's not my fault, sir..." "It was his idea" "If you want" "You can give him 50" "No..." "Master, you're a forgiving person..." "You're calling me master?" "We didn't know you'll be the magistrate's son-in-law" "You'll let me marry your daughter?" "Yes, of course" "I hope you don't mind" "Of course not..." "Great news" "Madam..." "Get out" "What is it?" "Great fortune is coming our way" "The Emperor is the matchmaker" "He wants the envoy to marry our daughter" "How can?" "Why not?" "Where is she?" "I haven't seen her" "Let me in" "You can't go in" "Why not?" "I'm her father" "She's practicing a dance" "Practice hard, my dear" "I must go see her now" "No..." "Old man..." "You dance pretty well" "Sir" "What is it?" "My daughter..." "What about her?" "Look!" "What is it?" "Madam" "You said she's practicing" "Look at her belly!" "What's going on?" "It's the chef's fault" "He's been giving her too much food" "She's been eating too much" "So she has gained weight" "Nonsense!" "Don't lie to me!" "I'm the magistrate" "Mother!" "Shall we go to court?" "No!" "Tell me who did this" "It's the chef" "Damn!" "If we deceive the Emperor" "We'll be executed" "Guards!" "Kill the chef" "What about the baby?" "Don't let word get out" "Think of something" "Find a win-win solution" "Here comes the groom" "This way, please..." "The wedding ceremony begins" "Wishing you a good fortune" "Get inside the wedding chamber" "Get some rest" "Friends and relatives" "The wedding night is too short" "Let's go drinking" "And leave the newly weds alone" "Darling" "Shall I take off your veil?" "Let me take a look" "How sickening!" "I'm going to pass out" "You have lovely skin and pretty as a fairy" "I've been washing all day" "Stop nagging!" "Don't be mad" "Let's have a drink" "Come on, let's drink up" "Here's to us" "Let's eat!" "Come on, let's eat" "Can I eat now?" "You help yourself" "Pass me the wine" "Why didn't you drink up?" "Are you kidding?" "Give me the whole bottle" "What a drinker!" "Have a banana" "It's getting late" "So?" "What do you want?" "You want to go to bed?" "Yes..." "Don't just stand there..." "Come on!" "It's him" "What is it?" "What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "What?" "You bastard" "Leave him alone, Father" "Why?" "We only agreed on the wedding, but not in bed" "I must kill him" "Stop" "How dare you barge in here!" "What punishment do you deserve?" "Stop..." "You're the magistrate, yet you lied to people" "What punishment do you deserve?" "Ask your advisor" "We have agreed 10 taels of silver to go through the wedding" "But now they went to bed" "You!" "On the receipt" "You wrote 100 taels!" "I intend to treat them to a meal" "And give them the rest of the money" "A meal?" "Till dawn?" "I'll sue you" "No... you can't" "Please don't..." "Sir" "What's done is done" "And they have gone to bed" "I'll pay you according to the receipt" "Let's settle this ourselves" "Please!" "That's it, Father?" "No way" "I like this guy" "I'm becoming a beggar!" "You became a beggar?" "Yes" "Jin Diao Tong was right" "No one can meddle with destiny" "Song Ren, Jin Diao Tong was right about you" "There's nothing I can do" "Please don't feel bad, Master Kang" "I came here to thank you" "I'm the son-in-law of the Beggar Gang" "I'll become their leader..." "What are you doing here?" "We have work to do" "Don't be like that, Darling" "I'm here to thank our matchmaker" "Who?" "My best wishes to you both" "He's not bad, let me see" "Old Man" "You must be rich" "You know the rules" "Darling..." "Don't do this" "100 taels" "How generous!" "Keep an eye on them" "Sorry!" "You don't need to give that much next time" "We have the money, let's go" "Goodbye" "Come on!" "Wang Yao" "Brother Wei" "Master wants you" "Give us the bill please!" "Sorry!" "Pickpocket!" "My money!" "Where's the pickpocket?" "I'll get it back" "Stop!" "After them!" "Yes" "This is great!" "Split the money" "Okay" "Yours... mine" "Don't block the light" "I didn't" "Stop!" "Get going..." "Come back..." "Don't pursue a desperate enemy" "Come in and sit down, handsome?" "Come on" "No thanks" "Hypocrite!" "See you!" "Come again!" "Want to get rich?" "Old Man" "We're here anyway, might as well" "Do you feel lucky?" "It's not my money" "If I lose, it's his, if I win, it's mine" "You better not do anything rash" "I have no confidence" "In gambling, confidence is a must" "I'm good at this, follow me" "Place your bets..." "As long as you're lucky" "You'll be rich" "That's easy for you to say" "I have no confidence" "You have no ambition" "Did you see the sign?" "If they only win 3 sides" "The remaining side means you and me 4, 5, 6... 15, that's Big" "Damn!" "I give up" "Hey, Old Man" "Watch my signal" "Give me the money" "Place your bets..." "Now..." "Not your lucky day?" "Come again tomorrow" "Let me win my money back" "But you lost everything" "Where can you get more cash?" "You must bet with hard cash" "Am I worth 100 taels?" "Big..." "What?" "I'll loan you 100 taels" "If you lose" "You know what to do" "Bet on Small" "She's betting on Small" "No more bets... 6, 6, 1... 13, that's Big" "You're good at this, Brat!" "What a waste!" "It's Big" "Did I say that?" "You did" "Thanks to her" "Did I help you win?" "Let me help you again" "If you win" "Cut me a share" "No" "It's not my money" "Is it your money, Old Man?" "Of course, but it's not yours" "No more bets 1, 1, 1" "Thank goodness we didn't bet" "We didn't bet" "Of course you did, now let go" "That's not fair" "I told you I have no confidence" "This is outrageous!" "Uncle Ji and Brother Wei aren't back yet" "Did something happen to them?" "Don't worry" "You go back to your room first" "I'll make sure they bring you your money" "Okay" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "Hang on!" "Don't pass out" "Let's go" "What are you doing?" "Where's the money?" "That's what I want to know." "Where is it?" "You know us?" "We're thieves" "Stop fooling around" "Give the money back to Wang Yao" "Watch the dart!" "We won't dare next time" "Is this exciting enough?" "Well?" "Are you done?" "No more" "We'll never do this again" "Please give us a chance" "Get changed" "Thanks..." "Let's go" "Forget it, we lost" "That was quick!" "You..." "What is it, Master?" "Never mind, where's the money?" "Give it back to Wang Yao" "You're back!" "Yes..." "We caught the thieves, but no money" "We had it, but not anymore" "Why?" "We lost it" "We don't have it" "What do you want?" "Go to bed" "It's not safe around here" "Guard the door" "Close the door" "Close the door" "What now?" "Stand guard" ""Bai Hua Liu"" "Flower bloom in Bai Hua Liu" "This is a famous brothel in Jiangnan" "Let's go in and take a look" "I'm not interested" "Let's leave" "Don't go, Master" "Please come in..." "Please sit down" "Don't be shy!" "Come... sit!" "Serve them tea!" "Coming..." "Have some tea" "Bring them cigarettes" "Coming..." "Have a smoke" "No..." "That's right" "Do you know our girls?" "No" "Xiao Hong, Xiao Cui..." "Coming" "Your name, sir?" "Is this your first visit?" "You're from the north?" "Do you like them?" "Not bad" "How can you say that?" "We're here to drink and watch the performance" "That's right" "I see, high class customers" "Get lost, all of you" "So useless" "Really!" "Please come with me" "Ah De, lead them to the VIP room" "Come..." "This way, please..." "Master took Wang Yao to see the lanterns" "I'll show you around the brothel" "I still have what it takes" "That's hard to say" "Our girls are top rated" "Please sit down" "Don't be shy" "Xiao Hong, Dai Hua... come" "Coming..." "Take good care of us" "We've been working too hard lately" "Look what they're doing" "We're not here to ask for an oracle" "Look at this lot" "I'm not the least bit interested" "I know..." "Go away, all of you" "Really!" "Sir" "I have better ones" "Sir" "I'll get you prettier girls" "No need" "Those two will do" "I'm sorry" "They are already booked" "I'll get you someone else" "Keep the deposit" "I want those two" "Very well..." "Let's discuss this" "Both of us have decided" "We'll elope" "At midnight" "We'll meet in the back garden" "Stop singing..." "What is it?" "I'm very sorry" "They're wanted somewhere else" "You can't do this" "They haven't finished singing..." "I'm very sorry" "This is for you!" "Excellent!" "I'll see what I can do" "Help yourself" "I'm sorry" "Those gentlemen paid double for Liu Jie and Fen Hong" "You're so unlucky" "Don't burn the paper money!" "Please stop!" "I use them to start a fire" "Understand?" "Really?" "Of course" "Don't be upset, I'll think of a way" "Point up means pledge to be lovebirds in heaven down' means we're like intertwined branches on earth;" "Pointing toward heart shows we are in love, and wishing for eternal faithful love." "Up for the heaven and down for the earth" "Don't disrespect the mighty God" "Pointing heart-ward means I am righteous" "Stop!" "What is it?" "I'm sorry" "The other customers are willing to pay more for their service" "This is enough to keep them here" "I have bad news" "I'm so sorry, sir" "The gentlemen next door paid enough to keep" "Liu Jie and Fen Hong for the night" "I bet those bastards are doing this on purpose" "They don't know who they're dealing with" "Who are those bastards anyway!" "So audacious..." "Let's go, Old Man" "Sure" "Over there" "Where?" "Inside..." "Listen, you bastards" "What are you trying to pull?" "Come out!" "That sounds like Uncle Ji" "They're ignoring you" "Then I must barge in" "And teach them a lesson" "Sure" "What is it, Brother Wei?" "It's you!" "What's wrong?" "Your legs gave out on you?" "No!" "Enjoy yourselves" "Come!" "How did it go?" "He's a VIP" "VIP?" "I dare not offend him." "You try." "Let's see who it is" "Brat!" "They are men of such striking appearance" "And so dedicated" "They're having such a good time" "We better mind our own business and leave them alone" "Don't make things difficult" "Thanks for being so understanding" "Don't be upset" "We still have a Queen of Bai Hua Liu who's liberal and amazing" "She doesn't serve just anyone" "Bring us to her" "Come..." "Hurry..." "Point up means pledge to be lovebirds in heaven down' means we're like intertwined branches on earth;" "Pointing toward heart shows we are in love" "I must go now" "Up for the heaven and down for the earth" "Earth..." "Come here" "Coming..." "You haven't been here in a while" "How are you, Xiao Cui?" "Braised shark's fin" "And a bottle of wine" "Wait!" "Don't do that!" "Don't take such liberties" "Come back, Xiao Cui" "You should pay up your debt before you place your order" "Let's clear this up" "I'm fair" "I never owe people money" "Didn't we agree on settling on two moons?" "It's written here" "Time's up" "Stop nagging" "Let me show you something" "What is it?" "I want you to pay!" "Come..." "look up over there" "Well?" "How many moons are there?" "One, of course" "Exactly, I promised to pay when there are two moons" "Now there's only one" "That's ridiculous!" "How can there be two moons?" "Please be the judge" "How can there be 2 moons in the sky?" "Each moon means a month" "You're being unreasonable" "How can there be 2 moons in the sky?" "You just don't want to pay" "Damn... that's none of your business" "Quiet down..." "Don't get upset" "Mister" "You'll only pay if there are 2 moons?" "Of course" "Very well" "Please put that basin over there" "Yes" "Look up!" "There's one moon up there" "Yes" "Now look down" "Here's another" "Yes" "One up there, one down here" "That's 2 moons" "That's right" "Then pay up!" "Pay..." "Yes..." "You're so smart" "You're too kind" "You saved me last time at the tea house" "That's brilliant" "Don't mention it" "See you tomorrow" "See you" "Mouse..." "You're afraid of a mouse?" "Mouse..." "That's so silly!" "Uncle Ji, Brother Wei" "What are you doing?" "Practicing..." "The stance" "You must be up to something" "Here's your tea" "What's with your legs?" "He took me to Bai Hua Liu" "Why don't you say you're stupid?" "Stupid about what?" "Nobody asked you to go" "You two..." "Forget that" "You better go find a doctor" "Hurry!" "She looks familiar." "I must have seen her somewhere" "Tian Ci" "That's right!" "She looks just like you" "What?" "I saw a girl just now" "She looks exactly like you" "Really?" "Almost identical" "Do you have a sister?" "Yes" "She must be looking for you" "She just left" "No wonder" "Do you like her?" "Yes." "Can you make the introductions?" "That depends" ""Suspicious"" ""Red Flower Town"" "Come back!" "It's you" "Master Kang" "Where are you off to?" "Tojoin the crowd" "You complexion tells me you should stay in" "You're destined to have followers" "You don't follow anyone" "You're saying..." "You'll have to pay if you want to hear more" "Here we are" "You're one of us, please" "Jiangsu has arrived" "Guangxi is here too." "Who are you?" "I'm from Beijing" "Beijing?" "I'm with them" "Song Ren..." "You have the invitation too?" "He's alright" "He's with us" "Please" "Where's your invitation?" "With my friend from Beijing" "Sorry" "By invitations only" "Figure guessing game?" "I don't know how" "Let's do this" "It's simple, watch this" "A crab has 8 claws and 2 pointed heads" "In a blink it contracts its neck" "It crawls and crawls" "Is this a joke?" "Why are you so rude?" "Still talking back" "Long time no see" "We meet again" "Uncle" "Song Ren, who are all these people?" "What is it?" "You see" "We have an annual gathering" "My wife comes every year" "The Chief has instructions for us" "What instructions?" "Here comes the Chief" "Greetings, Chief" "Please be seated" "Sit down..." "Matchmaker, he's the Chief of Tian Di Hui" "Tian Di Hui?" "I have summoned you here to discuss something important" "We are good friends and fellow Chinese" "The Manchus have invaded us" "During our civil war" "The massacres of Yangzhou and Jiading" "The people have suffered tremendously" "We should unite together restore the Ming dynasty and overthrow the Qing Emperor" "Calm down" "Please calm down" "Overthrow the Qing..." "Okay..." "Fellow comrades" "We welcome your suggestion" "Chief" "The traitor Shang Ke Xi's son Shang Zhi Xin" "He's unhappy about Kangxi's indifference and is indignant" "If we play him off against Kangxi" "He'll rebel against the Qing and we stand to gain from their falling out" "Good idea" "May I say something?" "The Shaolin monks are righteous kung fu experts" "They take it upon themselves to overthrow the Qing" "They're waiting for the right moment to act" "Good..." "Ever since Kangxi dismissed Shang Ke Xi" "Wu San Gui and Geng Zhong Ming have been upset" "Wu San Gui requested his own dismissal to sound out Kangxi" "But Kangxi was stupid enough to approve it and sent an envoy with his reply" "But Wu San Gui arrested the envoy and killed the Yunan provincial governor" "I bet there's more coming" "Excellent!" "This is to our benefit" "I suspect this is the end of Qing dynasty" "With the rebellion of the Three Feudatories" "Kangxi already had his hands full" "He's not afraid of anything" "Why?" "Do you know him?" "I need a volunteer who'll go undercover" "I need someone who knows the Imperial City and is willing to take on this mission" "You're from Beijing, you should know" "Of course, I go there all the time" "This is your best chance" "Chief" "Our matchmaker is perfect for the job" "Give him a chance" "Hurry, step up!" "It's over for the Ming dynasty" "Qing has the mandate from heaven" "Why should we go against heaven?" "He said the wrong thing" "Kangxi is a good Emperor" "He cares for all his subjects regardless of race" "That's enough..." "Listen" "We have here today" "A Qing undercover" "Take it easy" "Fix him" "Yes" "Oh no!" "The soldiers are here" "Chief, what should we do now?" "Word is out, I must go" "If the Chief is gone, why are we still here?" "Brother Tian Ci" "Why are you here?" "I followed you" "You shouted about the soldiers?" "That's me" "So you saved my life?" "Yes" "Thanks" "Don't mention it" "How dangerous!" "He's back" "Where were you?" "We've been waiting all night" "He..." "Went for a walk" "Have you eaten?" "No" "Neither have we" "Let's eat" "Sorry, this is taken" "Over there, Master" ""Reserved"" "Come again" "Don't even think about it" "She said no" "Let's go upstairs" "Go upstairs" "Boss" "Shall we tell them to pack?" "No" "The way we treat them they'll be leaving soon" "Is she from Tian Di Hui?" "That makes her a rebel" "Shall we alert the authorities?" "No." "They're just a motley crowd" "Nothing to worry about" "The Emperor will take care of them in due time" "What's going on?" "An opera?" "No" "Why is she dressed up like that as if they're in an opera?" "You're not from around here" "She's the governor's daughter" "She comes here every year" "Bring me the joss sticks" "Remember me, Buddha?" "I come here every year" "Buddha, you don't know me" "This is my first visit" "Last year's marriage lot didn't work" "Until now" "I haven't found someone I like" "It's different for me" "I just found someone I like" "So did I, Buddha" "But I have yet to reveal my feelings" "I wonder if this will work" "Please show me a sign" "Yes, I haven't told him either" "But I know he won't refuse" "Isn't that right, Buddha?" "What are you doing?" "Forget it" "We both have the same lot" "This is a marriage lot" "A good match is destiny" "It doesn't come by easily" "Let go" "No" "What are you saying?" "You're not the one I love" "But you're the one I love" "Don't laugh" "We're destined to be together" "Come on..." "Thank you, Buddha for this young man" "We're a match made in heaven" "Are you crazy?" "Come back!" "You're my prince charming" "If you marry me you have nothing to lose" "You're crazy" "Come on" "Sorry" "We'll see how far you can run!" "Get him!" "If you don't come with me" "I'll have to take you by force" "This is against the law" "The law?" "I am the law" "Do it!" "Stop!" "Let me go!" "Uncle Ji, help!" "What is it?" "This barbaric woman is forcing me to marry her" "You're snatching people in broad daylight" "Who are you?" "Never mind who I am" "Tell me" "Are you related to this young man?" "So you want to know, okay" "Wang Yao, tell her about us" "We're friends" "I thought you were his father" "I'm telling you" "He's my fiance" "Take him away" "Wait!" "You're so pretty" "Can't you find a husband?" "You don't have to snatch him" "If it was that easy" "I wouldn't have to come here every year" "Now that I've found him" "I'm not letting him go" "Hang on!" "You heard her" "She insists on marrying you" "But I don't want her" "You don't?" "Very well" "Consider me unlucky" "You don't have to come next year, I'll take his place" "You?" "Take a piss and look at you!" "Take a piss?" "Uncle Ji" "Not bad!" "Come on" "Let's see who's better" "Incredible!" "Well?" "You're still alive!" "You'll be a widow if I'm dead" "Uncle Ji" "Go easy on me!" "Now we know who's better" "I dare you to stay put" "Don't worry, Wang Yao" "I'll get help" "Let's go home" "Yes" "What is it, Old Man?" "Bad news" "Master" "What happened?" "Someone snatched Wang Yao..." "He's been robbed again?" "No" "A barbaric woman snatched him" "She must be very ugly" "Or else she doesn't have to snatch a husband" "No, she's quite pretty" "Is she still snatching men off the street?" "She can snatch me" "She doesn't even want me, let alone you" "Stop this nonsense" "Who is she?" "General Duo Duo Wu Liang's daughter" "Duo Duo Ming Zhu" "You're so handsome" "Kindly accept this" "Please accept it like you accept my love" "Are you blind?" "You tied me up" "Let me go" "Then I'll have to catch you again" "That's too much trouble" "Let's cut to the chase" "I'll put it here" "And pretend you have accepted my love" "What do you want with me?" "I can't accept your love" "You must have faith" "In time, you'll learn to love me" "I can't love you" "But I can" "We can't have children" "We can adopt" "I'm not a man, I'm..." "Don't feel inferior" "Nobody's perfect" "You're amazing" "Very well, I agree" "Just untie me and we'll talk" "You should have agreed earlier" "It could have saved us so much trouble" "Qiu Xiang" "Yes?" "Untie him" "Yes" "Come here" "What?" "If you listen to me" "Do you know what will happen?" "No" "Don't move!" "Stop!" "You can't kill him" "Yes" "Did you hear that?" "What is it?" "I'm warning you, I'll disfigure you" "Don't..." "Scared?" "Then stay where you are" "Alright" "Don't let him get away" "Stop!" "Step down!" "It's heavily guarded around here" "You can't get away" "Unless you can fly" "Get me a rope" "Bye!" "What's all the noise?" "Men and women do not mix" "You're the daughter of a general" "How can you hold him like that?" "Thank goodness you're here" "She brought me here by force" "Please tell her to let me go" "Let him go" "Fine, I'll let go" "No!" "I'll fall if you do" "Very well, then I won't" "Help him up" "Yes" "Father" "What?" "I love him" "I know what you're thinking" "You're in luck, young man" "Your daughter kidnapped me" "If you let me go" "Then I'm truly in luck" "You really shouldn't" "You're right" "You really shouldn't" "Why did you do it?" "What do you want me to do?" "Tie up his feet" "Then he can't run" "Right!" "Silly girl!" "Master" "An imperial edict has arrived" "What?" "I have already retired when the late Emperor was alive" "Why is there an imperial edict?" "By order of the Emperor" "General Duo Duo has already retired and gone back to his home town" "Yet he used his influence to bully the townsmen by allowing his daughter to kidnap and imprison an honest citizen" "Grand Council secretary Ji Xiao Dong will investigate" "Upon receipt of this edict release the prisoner at once" "That will be all" "Long live His Majesty" "Take the edict" "Ji Xiao Dong, you finished reading the edict" "You may go" "Go?" "What about the prisoner?" "Father, if you don't show him" "He won't leave" "You're right" "Wait here" "I have something to show you" "Very well, I'll wait" "Can I have some tea?" "What is this?" "The opera?" "Bring it here" "This is the golden script from the late Emperor" "Kneel down" "God bless the Qing dynasty in ruling China" "Following the mandate of heaven and people's wishes" "General Duo Duo has gone to war for his country" "And earned great merit" "The golden script is hereby awarded and it can represent me here" "There's nothing we can do to you?" "Right!" "It says right here" "As long as the sky is above my head earth beneath me" "No punishment shall be applied" "This privilege is passed onto my descendents" "Even with the Emperor's edict" "There's nothing we can do?" "Yes, there is" "Unless the Emperor takes his place and becomes my husband" "That's ridiculous!" "Thanks to the late Emperor" "It's written on the golden script" "With the sky above my head theearthbeneathmyfeet" "No punishment will be applied" "We can't punish him?" "Of course" "I have an idea!" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Duo Duo Wu Liang" "How dare you defy my order?" "I have the golden script" "I should be pardoned" "Nonsense" "Duo Duo Wu Liang" "Just because you have the golden script doesn't mean you can do anything you wish" "You're guilty of offending His Majesty" "It's written here" "With the sky above my head earthbeneathmy feet" "No punishment shall be applied" "Do it!" "The sky is covered, Father!" "Carry on" "Yes" "Old Man" "Father" "Duo Duo Wu Liang" "The sky is not above you, neither the earth beneath you" "The golden script does not apply" "What do you say?" "I admire your quick response" "Please have mercy" "Please spare my Father" "Where's Wang Yao?" "Set him free" "Yes, Your Majesty" "Set him free" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Duo Duo Wu Liang" "I'm confiscating the golden script" "Watch your behavior" "I will" "Thanks for saving me, Brother Tian Ci" "Mind your manners in front of His Majesty" "His Majesty?" "Kneel!" "Our Master is the Emperor" "Understand?" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Get up, Wang Yao" "Thank you" "Your Majesty" "I urge you to sentence me to death" "Why?" "I went through great trouble to find him" "Without him" "I have nothing to live for" "Don't be like this" "You made a mistake." "I'm a woman" "See?" "I don't have Adam's apple" "I have pierced ears" "Miss Ming Zhu" "She's a woman" "Why kill yourself over her?" "That's all the more reason to die" "I was so blind to fall for a gender-bender" "Don't cry" "With your looks and appearance" "You'll find yourself a husband" "Why be so pessimistic?" "Take Master Wei for instance" "He's wearing his heart on his sleeve" "You should understand" "Look at him" "Such elegance and striking appearance" "Hey..." "Him?" "Does he really appreciate me?" "Stop kidding around, Old Man" "You haven't asked me" "I know what you're thinking" "What do you think of him, Father?" "He's alright" "You don't want her dead, Your Majesty" "Why not let the edict be the matchmaker" "Duo Duo Wu Liang" "Yes, sir?" "I'll be the matchmaker and let Wei Xiao Bao marry your daughter" "You're joking" "Thank you, Your Majesty" "You must be patient" "You're the man of all men" "Wang Yao is the jade of all jades" "You're a perfect match" "Don't use force" "Be patient" "Why are you carrying your bag?" "Are you leaving?" "Yes, Your Majesty" "I just received word from my family" "I have to go home at once" "When will I see you again?" "Help!" "Your Majesty, help..." "It's the Brat!" "Your Majesty, help..." "Don't come over..." "Come home with me" "Your Majesty, help..." "It was your doing, Your Majesty" "Let's go" "Right" "Step aside..." "What's going on?" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "He's the Emperor!" "Kneel!" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "I told you not to call me that" "You did that on purpose" "I'm sorry, I had no choice" "I can't stand this barbaric woman" "Look what she did on our wedding night" "Ming Zhu, why did you?" "Why just one eye?" "You should have punched him hard" "He fought back" "Tried to cheat me out of my happiness" "I can't let him off that easily" "I made the decision" "I don't want you to fight" "Do you want to annul your marriage?" "I do" "I don't!" "Why?" "They say a marriage is for life" "Having a row is nothing" "As long as he doesn't hit back" "It'll be alright" "No way!" "If you punch me" "I'll kick you" "A man should not quarrel with a woman" "Besides, it's her way of showing her love" "Wang Yao..." ""We'll meet again if we're destined"" "Greetings, Empress Dowager" "You may rise" "Thank you" "May I ask why you have summoned us?" "We await your instructions" "Since your trip to Jiangnan" "His Majesty has been melancholic" "And hides in the study all the time" "He met a girl in Jiangnan" "That's good news" "But we can't find the girl because we didn't ask for her address" "I see" "Nalan Xiu Ji is here" "It's her!" "I have good news, Your Majesty" "The best and most exciting news" "Enough to brighten your day" "I can't take any more excitement" "Get out!" "Tell him, Old Man" "It's more exciting this way" "The Empress Dowager" "Greetings, Mother" "Get up" "Thank you" "Let's go inside" "Yes" "What is it, Mother?" "I have a present for you" "I only want Wang Yao" "Summon Nalan Xiu Ji and his daughter" "Why did you do that?" "I don't want to see them" "Greetings, Your Majesty" "Greetings, Your Highness" "Greetings..." "Xuan Ye" "Nalan Qiong Yao has great beauty" "Take one look" "If you don't like her" "I'll send her away" "Remember me, Brother Tian Ci?" "Is that really you, Wang Yao?" "My name is Nalan Qiong Yao" "I don't care, as long as it's you" "Nalan Xiu JI" "Yes" "Make arrangements for the royal wedding tomorrow" "Yes, Your Highness" "So nice to be an Emperor" "Such a match made in heaven" "You're not so bad yourself" "Let's go" "Xuan Ye" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine" "Wait!" "Xuan Ye..." "Let's go" "Xuan Ye..." "Where are you going?" "Back to Jiangnan" "FIN"