"Did you just say you're the patriarch of our marriage?" "No!" "Go and play in the other room." "Cheeks!" "Cheeks." "Please." "You know I didn't mean it." "Well..." "I suppose maybe you meant that you're older... with more experience." " Yes!" "That's what I meant!" " That's not what you meant!" "First of all, I've been out longer, so in gay years, I'm older than you..." " We count it that way?" " And secondly... that's not what you meant!" "You meant you're the man." "I know you're a man." "I've handled the evidence." "A man with an exotic femininity in a society that regards the feminine as a sign of weakness and apparently, so do you." "Cheeks." "I'm sorry." "I love how you are." "Like a bright feather." " Bigger." " Bird." " More exotic." " Exotic bird." "I'm just... trying to figure out how to make this work." "I don't want every disagreement to be a stalemate." "One of us needs to have veto power" "You want it?" "You can have it, I don't want it." "Brady, we both have that power." "Marriage equality also means we're equal to each other." "If you can't do that, then..." "I guess annulment is still an option." "Hey." "See what I'm doing?" "Folding like a straight guy?" "I'm... sharing the load." "Okay, that's cute." "Points." "And I should've talked with you before I got Jack." "Maybe we know someone who could..." " He can stay." " Oh, thanks god, cause I really didn't know where I was going with that, he's just a lil' peach." "So... we have a dog... and... an ability to compromise." "So..." "This is really happening." "I mean, I... you're really into this?" "Did I do something to make you think I wasn't?" "Yeah..." "You did." "What... cliffhanger!"