"This was it." "Logan had promised he'd show up." "Her desire intensified as she thought of his masculine body." "But she knew Frank would never let them be." "Logan wouldn't make so much noise." "It was one of Frank's men." "He'd spare no expense to get her back." "Oh, Logan!" "She knew only one man...(...) would be left standing." "She had lived with him, and she'd die at his side." "Don't be late, honey!" "Huh?" "Honey, don't be late." "What?" "Don't be late." "l'm late?" "Baby, you're always late." "See you up at the dealership?" "Sure, but I need to split." "I'll have Steini pick you up later today." "Jolli!" "A little something to mark the occasion." "It's a family heirloom." "Would you do me the honor of accepting this necklace?" "Oh yes!" "Thank you!" "It's nice, isn't it?" "Beautiful!" "It sucks that she'd say stuff like that about me." "Seriously, behind my back!" "Just ignore her." "She's just trying to make herself look better." "Totally!" "She just feels bad." "She's got low self-esteem issues." "Yeah, totally!" "But, like, I totally get it." "Not to be a bitch but, did you see her at the party?" "Are you kidding me?" "If you're fat, wear black!" "Totally!" "That's just basic." "I have to get going." "I've got to go to work." "What do you mean I have to wear this?" "You've gotta pull through, for me, baby." "One of the girls is sick and I can't get anyone else." "I think I'm all right now." "The crowd will arrive in minutes." "I want you all to be ready." "This is one of the most important days of my life." "But I want it to be THE most important for you." "Steini!" "I want you to wait in the car until I give the signal." "Then I want you to drive through the Styrofoam wall." "But for Christ's sake don't run anyone over." "Honey!" "Hildur!" "Yes!" "Before I give the signal, steer people out of the away." "Yes!" "All right." "Let's do this." "And let's have a good time doing it." "Yeah, totally." "l love it!" "I feel like I'm at the beach!" "That's the idea." "Tropical paradise theme..." "Hey girls, is she bothering you?" "I was telling them you'd..." "Honey, I have to get some work done inside." "Steini's in the car, you can start clearing the area." "It's this signal thing..." "I have to get back to work." "You look totally hot." "Yeah, hot." "Jón Leifur Ásmundarson?" "That's me." "Can I help you?" "I thought you'd be taller." "Could I perhaps get one of those cocktails?" "Yeah, sure." "When will the show start?" "Soon, I think." "Excuse me, would you mind holding this for a minute?" "I need to run inside." "Just for a minute." "Sure." "Jolli, isn't the show supposed to be starting?" "Would you mind waiting outside?" "Who are...?" "lt's a misunderstanding." "We're from the police." "Do you know the accused?" "The accused?" "Jolli?" "Just do as they ask, Hildur, everything's alright." "Aren't you supposed to put a blanket over my head?" "A blanket?" "No!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Just breathe in and out." "Slowly. ln and out." "God, I'm so glad to see you." "I have to get home." "I told you he looked dodgy!" "But... guys?" "Sorry, but we're in shock." "We nearly died!" "There comes a time when you just have to think of yourself." "Make yourself at home." "Put some clothes on." "The world just seemed to swallow up poor Snow White." "She was all alone and heard the wolves howling." "And screams that could only have come from Hell." "Twisted branches grasped at her as she ran in horror." "Then suddenly..." "Björt!" "You have to help me!" "The police closed off the house, and impounded my car." "I don't know where to go." "So... you're Snorri?" "Last time I saw you, you were about this big." "Riiiight!" "I borrowed one of your mom's T-shirts." "Yeah, I noticed." "I made up Snorri's bed." "l can sleep on the couch." "No problem, he always sneaks into my bed at night anyway." "Okay, so long as he doesn't sneak into mine." "It's time to go to bed, hon." "Say good night." "Good night." "Good night, honey." "Coffee?" "Yes, please." "Cute kid." "The cutest." "Sorry for imposing." "lt's no bother." "It's just nice to be able to help out." "Tonight's news." "Jón Leifur, better known as Jolli owner of Jolli's Dealership was arrested earlier today." "Sources within the police department informed us that." "...an investigation had been ongoing for years" "There was a struggle during the arrest and" "Don't worry, you can stay with me for as long as you like." "Thanks." "You have ten minutes." "How are you feeling, honey?" "Miserable." "And you?" "I don't know." "Reporters are constantly bothering me." "I don't know anything." "Don't worry about that." "is there something I can do while you're in here?" "Should I call a lawyer?" "l've got a lawyer." "There is one thing you could do." "What's that, honey?" "I need a few cartons of cigarettes." "Jolli!" "Are you smoking?" "No, no!" "It's just so I can use them as currency on the inside." "I'm not sure if I can afford it." "I don't have any money." "Can't you get a job?" "l guess so... but where?" "You'll figure something out." "Just remember to bring some cigarettes next time." "Okay." "Baby, it'll be all right." "Just hold on to granny Helga's necklace and think of me." "HELP WANTED AT A GROCERY STORE" "pizza delivery BOY WANTED" "HELP WANTED AT senior citizens CENTER." "I need an audience with the Don." "What do you want?" "A sledgehammer." "What kind?" "Just... any old kind." "Hi!" "Hi!" "We need to talk." "Don't turn it off!" "." "If you want to live here, you need to pick up after yourself." "We have very simple rules." "We clean up as we go." "It's important for Snorri that we go by the rules." "It's just..." "I don't know how to clean and stuff. I thought..." "Then you learn!" "Jesus!" "I don't have time to raise two children." "Sorry, I just can't seem to get it to work." "You have to plug it in." "It's a bit stiff." "You need to give it a good whack." "Thanks" "Promise not to tell mom?" "Why?" "She can't know that I know how it works." "That's where we used to live." "That's my window." "Where did mom live?" "She lived on the other side." "I think that's her window." "Tomorrow we'll go somewhere and I'll buy you something nice." "Whatever you want." "For real?" "For real." "Anything?" "Well it can't cost too much." "And no candy." "Right." "Look at that guy." "Watch it, kid!" "Try to act grown up for once." "Mom!" "Hey, is this the store?" "Yes." "Don't be long." "No." "20% OFF STAR TREK lF YOU'RE in COSTUME." "WHERE THE RULES CHANGE." "HELP WANTED" "Hi." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "No, just browsing, thanks." "Yeah?" "What do you like?" "What do you mean?" "No, I just..." "What do you like to read?" "Uh..." "I don't read much." "Well, when you do read, what do you like to read?" "I don't know." "Romance novels." "Books by Joan Wilder." "Then you'll love this one." "Red Son." "No thanks..." "Just imagine, if Superman landed in the U.S.S.R." "instead of Smallville, USA." "Imagine how the world would change if Stalin had Superman." "I'm not really into Superman." "Superman is the cornerstone of good values." "Only now it's for communists." "Batman has a guest part as a Chechen terrorist." "It's a brilliant book, written by Mark Millar." "In theory... really..." "Hey!" "Grant Morrison" "Do you know him?" "Of course not." "You don't?" "Anyways, Grant Morrison is..." " Where's the manager?" "The manager?" "What... why?" "Was it something I..." "Can I speak to the manager?" "Wait, can't we talk this over... ls the manager here?" "Can I help you?" "The ad in the window, You still need help?" "Get back in line!" "Don't interrupt!" "Do you have any experience in this line of work?" "I worked as a P.R. manager at a car dealership." "It's the chick on the cover." "l thought you looked familiar." "We can go now?" "Can you start tomorrow?" "What?" "Can you show up ten a.m.?" "Yes!" "Cool!" "Cover me!" "He's like that." "Once I came back from vacation and he had moved the store." "Hey, do you want this issue of Batman?" "Yes, please." "There you go." "Nice to have you onboard!" "What?" "Visitors can enter now." "You wait here while I visit Jolli." "Hi!" "I..just..baked.." "Okay... see ya!" "What are these?" "Cigarettes." "Hildur, these are wussie cigarettes." "I won't be able to sell these." "Oh?" "They're woman's cigarettes." "Real criminals smoke Camel... without a filter." "You should have told me..." "I can return them." "No. I have to pay someone off." "Otherwise the guys in C-block will be pissed." "What guys?" "lt's a long story." "Can you bring more tomorrow?" "No, I don't have any money." "I've been trying to tell you." "I've got some good news." "Yeah?" "I got a job." "At least, I think so." "I talked to the owner." "Where?" "A store downtown." "Fashion store?" "No..." "Cosmetics?" "No..." "Toy store or something?" "Not quite..." "What is this, questions?" "What kind of store?" "It's kind of a toy store, but with comics, War-hammet" "Star Trek and that stuff." "Are you kidding me?" "You got a job in a nerd shop?" "I guess so..." "My girlfriend does not work in a nerd store." "Quit and find something better." "Like what?" "I don't know!" "I can't always think for you." "The guard asked if I was going to go to jail when I grow up." "And what did you say?" "I told him I was too smart." "to get caught." "That's my boy!" "Now finish your dinner, you're almost done." "Some reporter called today." "What did you tell him?" "l told him the truth." "That you had moved into the country." "When do I wake you up?" "I'm not sure if I should take the job." "Hildur, honey, you're getting the job on a silver platter." "I know, but Jolli said I should look for a better one." "You can't just pick and choose when you're in trouble." "I'm not sure if this job is right for me." "Right." "We don't open until ten." "I said we don't open until ten." "The beauty salon is next door." "Wait, do I know you?" "No. I'm here to work." "I spoke to Goggi, the owner." "Oh right." "Sorry." "Come in." "I'm Flóki, I manage the DVD section." "Have you seen the store?" "I was here briefly yesterday." "I don't know what's what." "I'm not really a neeehh..." "Nerd?" "I didn't say that, but..." "lt's okay." "It's a compliment around here." "For me it's a job title." "Goggi won't be in until later, so I'll show you the DVD section." "The video store?" "No." "D-V-D." "is there a difference?" "Christ, yes!" "Just look at the selection." "Science Fiction..." "Sci-Fi." "Here we have Japanese Anime." "Why aren't they in the Asian section?" "Because I say so." "They're special cartoons." "Some people like Anime, but never watch Asian cinema." "And vice-versa." "Here we have some great titles, like 'My Neighbor Totoro'" "Akira, Howl's Moving Castle, Ghost in the Shell." "And grown ups watch this?" "Oh yeah." "You're just thinking of the Disneyfication of animation." "Anime has much more to offer." "They're not all family films, but they respect their audience." "They're open ended and multi-layered." "Disney has bought and hidden away many of the jewels of" "Anime to keep them from western audiences." "To make a buck off The Lion Kingdom of the Mouse House." "Then it's "Saint" Josh Whedon." "There's the comic geek of the store." "Peter Leo Morrisson." "Hi." "Hi there." "Hildur." "Goggi asked me to tell you he'll be late." "You're on your own to begin with." "We can teach you how to work the register though." "But we're totally out of our element in the RPG stuff." "RPG?" "Yeah, your section." "What?" "You don't know what RPG means?" "Uh..." "RPG..." "Role playing games." "The force is strong in this one." "Dude!" "Don't start with that Star Wars crap." "It's totally dead inside." "Don't force me to bring up The Holiday Special!" "It's usually slow at the start of the day." "Not much to do." "People who do come though seem to hang around forever." "You could say this is like Michael Jackson's oxygen room." "A second womb for nerds." "That's about it." "It's self explanatory really." "Just look around and learn." "Atomic batteries to power" "Turbines to speed.... lf l put down Birds of Paradise after the Energy Plague..." "Does the bird die before I can tap him?" "Huh?" "Do you have a Chaos Sorcerer, not with an axe, but a staff?" "." "Are six or seven rats in a skaven rat swarm?" "Are you kidding me?" "Does this chick know anything about Role-playing?" "Don't judge a book by its cover." "What's your glitch?" "It's not like she's your girlfriend or something..." "No, just a hot chick and a role player." "I can work with that." "What's going on?" "'Fabio' here is trying to hustle Barbie." "Huzzah!" "I didn't say that." "Well, your princess is selling Pokémon to that Goth." "Are you sure that's not it?" "No, no, it's Eragon." "It's a book." "Oh!" "Well, I need the sequel." "I can't remember the name." "is it Icelandic?" "No, it's written by this guy" "Christopher Paolini." "It's about this kid that finds this rock that's a dragon egg." "The dragon comes out and the boy gets silver spots, and thus becomes a dragon rider." "You know what it looks like?" "No, but the first one had a dragon on the cover." "Hi." "Sorry, I'm assisting him." "I want those Pokémon boosters." "What's a "booster"?" "Those right there." "Wait, I was here first." "Just hang on." "These?" "Yeah." "How many?" "All of them." "Hello!" "Hey!" "Sorry, you wanted these?" "Yeah, maybe." "No, no, they're mine." "I've got a good feeling about them." "Hello, I was here first, so..." "You don't want this." "You want something sad." "Something depressing, right?" "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes!" "No!" "Yes, you do!" "Hey." "Beta!" "Help!" "Are you nuts or something?" "So how's it goin'?" "The store's still standing." "Well guys..." "l think I'm done." "This looks pretty good." "lt can't be right." "No, she counted it correctly." "Pretty good business today..." "But she..." "She's done very well today." "Like a dream." "Great!" "So I'll see you tomorrow?" "Of course." "You seem to be good for business." "Look alive, guys." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Sure." "What the hell..." "Relax, dude... I know this might mean some more work, but... with her here, we don't have to count the register." "But we..." "Never count it again!" "That is pretty sweet." "What are you doing?" "There's a cigarette..." "Hi." "Hi." "So, how are you?" "l'm good." "Really tired though." "How did your first day go?" "Just fine, I guess." "At least I wasn't fired." "Good." "Let's celebrate." "I got somethin'..." "Just you relax." "and I'll be right out." "Good night." "Close cell." "Close cell." "Close cell." "That guy only had one story." "Grandpa's Volvo story." "Nooo!" "Yeah!" "Was he on that same fishing trip?" "Are you kidding me?" "No, I've told you that story." "Yeah, yeah." "Small world." "Incredible." "I'm late!" "Why didn't you wake me?" "You!" "?" "You." "Wait, you know each other?" "He had a fight in the store." "No, no, I was..." "Doesn't matter." "I'm way too late, Björt." "I can't find my glasses!" "I'll look for them." "It wasn't really a fight." "It was a misunderstanding." "Right." "Where are my clothes?" "Here are your glasses." "Thanks." "Where are my clothes?" "Where'd you put them?" "Sure, but are they clean?" "Were they clean when you took them off?" "." "Björt..." "You can borrow some of mine." "l'm so late." "Dagur here can give you a lift." "How long have you known Björt?" "Oh, for some time." "She kind of works for me, she designs book covers." "Nerd books?" "Not really." "Unless single, middle-aged housewives are nerds." "What?" "Close your eyes." "I have to put on my bra." "What?" "Close your eyes!" "Yeah, sorry." "Hi." "Sorry I'm late." "The idiot that drove me got into an accident." "Whoa!" "What?" "Though you work here, you don't have to dress like a... I over slept. lt happens." "Hey, Hildur." "Goggi is in..." "Sweet Jesus on a tricycle!" "Cut it out!" "Goggi is in the offiice." "He wants to talk to you." "Come in!" "Hi." "Sorry I'm late." "Oh, doesn't matter." "Come in and have a seat." "Just relax." "So, how are you feeling?" "What?" "I just wanted you to know I understand." "Thanks." "A few years ago, a video of me leaked on the internet." "I was LARP-ing in the woods..." "Larping...?" "No!" "No, it's sort of like role playing." "Like we sell in the store, only in costumes." "Okay." "Live Action Role Playing." "It doesn't matter what other people think." "That sort of stuff fades with time." "The world has the memory of a goldfish." "Do you know anything about book-keeping?" "You're at the right age for these types of movies." "I am?" "Yeah, totally." "For example, I saw The Exorcist when I was six." "Totally freaked me out." "Then I saw The Shining." "After I saw that, I was too afraid to get off the couch." "But aren't they disgusting?" "Uh, yeah..." "But when you reach a certain age the magic sorta dies." "You start to think about Cinematography and effects." "Lights and sound effects and stuff like that." "D'ya know what I mean?" "No." "Look, just watch Braindead, by Peter Jackson." "Then Poltergeist." "Two different movies, but they work." "Hey there, Snorri." "Here, Lost Highway, and The Devil's Backbone." "What are you doing, Flóki?" "What?" "You're not giving him those." "Yes I am, dude." "I'm ensuring he gets a proper cinematic upbringing." "No, you're not." "Give me those." "Here, take it!" "Have you lost your mind?" "Bad Taste, one of the first Peter Jackson movies." "Then there's Cujo!" "You like dogs, right?" "Do you have The Book of Vile Darkness by Monte Cook?" "Monty?" "Monte Cook." "Book of Vile Darkness." "Uh, I don't think so." "But here's World of Darkness." "That's a bit dark." "No, that's a White Wolf system." "I need Open GL." "Open?" "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "l'm sorta new here." "So you don't know?" "Not really." "Why are you working here then?" "Sorry?" "Never mind. I'll come back when Goggi is around." "Hi there." "Flóki gave me some DVD's." "Oh?" "Which DVD's?" "Educational movies." "Yeah, Flóki's a bit dense." "No, I don't think he has kids." "Yeah, I'll tell him that." "Yeah, I will." "Okay, I'll see you later." "Okay, bye." "So, how are things going?" "All right, I guess." "Could be a bit more organized." "Yeah, well, you know, never have the time." "Well, I've gone over most of your accounts." "Looks like you'll get a tax refund." "Great!" "Always good to get a couple of bucks back." "Maybe a bit more." "Yes." "If there's anything I can do for you, just name it." "There is one thing." "What?" "I don't know how to role-play." "I don't know anything about the systems I'm selling." "Why don't you play?" "That's how you learn." "Me?" "You can play with us." "ln the woods?" "Nooo... that's in the past." "I mean with my group." "You can play while on the clock." "Consider it work orientation." "Seriously?" "Yeah!" "We're playing tomorrow." "I'll write down the address." "You live here?" "Yes." "is this Sunny Road?" "Yes." "Did Goggi talk to you?" "I'm here to play." "With us?" "Yes." "Can I come in?" "Yeah, sure." "Are you reading these?" "Yeah." "Uh, no... yes and no." "I sort of translate them." "You translate romance novels?" "Yeah. lt's, you know, for the money..." "...easy work." "What have you translated?" "Are you all right?" "This one for example..." "And this one..." ""His Loving Embrace"?" "Are you Joan Wilder?" "No, I'm not her." "I just translate." "Why did you start translating romance novels?" "Well, my mom bought some and..." "she read them for me... in Norwegian, so... I just sort of started trying it out and..." "it kind of happened." "Hail to thee Beta from the far mountains." "Enter and be merry!" "How many XP's did you get from the last adventure?" "A thousand." "And I'm still on nd level... interesting fact..." "I won't get a fireball until I'm at level five." "I'm up a level, increase health." "I'm buying a new skill, Goggi." "Acrobatics." "Then you finish up your talent points." "Hildur." "That's your character." "What do I do with this?" "That has all the skills and your character's back-story." "Do I need dice?" "l'll tell you when to roll." "Okay..." "I was thinking that we'd just go straight into the adventure." "All right!" "You are on Jabberwocky fields." "You walk past the high cliffs you see Jabberwocky plain." "You hear people talking and you walk in that direction." "You're in dense woods, you see a fire in the distance." "Around the fire are three people." "What do you do?" "Wait, what's going on?" "The heroes introduce themselves." "I'm lnigo Montoya." "Dwarven warrior." "I'm Playmolas." "An elf and a bard." "I'm Rincewind, a sorcerer!" "And I'm Hildur, and I refuse to look like this." "I think you look hot." "Come on!" "It's a sexist stereotype!" "Sorry, but that's how people look in fantasy." "Just check out any fantasy movie you can find." "Made by sex starved nerds who don't know any real people?" "Okay, okay." "Let's continue." "You're in Jabberwocky woods." ""As you stand there..." Whoa!" "What was that?" "That's Goggi, he's like the voice of god." "He narrates and tells us what to do." "You ready?" "And who are you, if I may be so bold as to ask!" "?" "A princess..." ""You have to stay in character!"" "And what brings you here!" "?" "I urge you to speak quickly!" "Who the hell talks like that?" "Answer!" "Or else my blade shall do the asking!" "Come on, chill." "What do you think?" "Should we... chill?" "Can't we just let her talk?" "It's not like she's a threat." ""The Princess tells you her tale." l am Hildur, a princess from" "Ghormenghast." "Where the Man with the steel claw has grasped all power and imprisoned my prince." "Cliché!" "Beta!" "He has used an unknown spell to enslave everyone." "The only thing that can break this sorcery is Camiff Gun." "Which is hidden in the land of the Deadites." "You have to help me." "Yeah, okay." "At least this one doesn't start in a bar." "I know not who you are, or where you came from..." "What do you mean?" "Goggi just told us!" "Scat!" "It's Rincewind!" "Rincewind... sssh!" "If your tale is true, we will offer our assistance." "Monsters!" "What do I do?" "You fight!" "What are you doing Rincewind...?" "A spell, quickly!" "Guys!" "Guys!" "Dragon!" "Go team!" "You race through the mountains of Ghormenghast." "Surrounded by the harsh landscapes." "You run past the Waterfall of Eternal Youth." "Go team!" "You are near the Murderous Cliffs, where the Great Battle was fought in the time of the Red Dragons." "You can still hear echoes from the time when the Red Dragons ruled supreme." "Though your world seems bright, soon darkness will engulf it." "As you near the Deadite Lands, where the Fates have spellbound all who approach them..." "Huzzah!" "Stop!" "Enough running, we've been running for three years." ""Right, if that's your attitude." "You're in a Mountain pass..."" ""ln front of a huge army of Orcs." "Happy?"" "Beta!" "Princess... ls everything okay?" "Yes." "Why do you ask?" "You look kinda pale." "Are you sure you're okay?" "It's just so stuffy in here." "Maybe it's a spell." "Goggi!" "I cast a Detect Magic spell!" "Are you all right?" "Yes, I just have to..." "Maybe we should open a window." "JOLLl convicted" "THE CAR prince GETS YEARS" "I HAVE NO idea SAYS CAR prince LAWYER" "I'M innocent" "The next thing I want you to get me is a blow up doll." "Jolli!" "Yes?" "Don't you get what's going on?" "They've convicted you." "You said everything would be okay." "Don't worry, this is only temporary." "Temporary?" "For three years maybe." "Four." "No, seriously." "It's vital I get that doll." "Jolli!" "Don't you get it?" "Of course I do, baby." "That's why I need the doll." "Won't it cost a fortune?" "No, well, it's you know... from a store it's... I can't afford it." "I'm trying to save." "You need money for the lawyer." "I want to rent an apartment." "Don't worry. lt'll work out." "l don't know how." "You don't have to know." "Hi." "Hi." "I forgot my purse the other day." "Brown, with leather..." "Come on in." "Must be where you left it." "I haven't cleaned since then?" "You haven't cleaned for three days?" "Am I interrupting you or...?" "No, no, I was just leaving." "I just wanted to thank you." "For what?" "Catching me." "I almost knocked myself out on the table." "Yeah, the table." "No need to thank me." "Thanks anyway." "I can give you a lift if you want." "Really?" "No problem, Björt's house is on the way." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, no problem." "You're dressed nice." "Are you going on a date?" "No, I'm just..." "I teach dancing." "Dancing?" "Wow!" "I didn't know that." "Well, I don't really advertise it." "I had enough grief in gym class..." "So I don't want to add dancing to that." "Can I go with you?" "Really?" "Yeah." "Yeah, sure." "Come along." "You would be the first person to join me, ever!" "Really?" "Yes." "Great." "Do you dance like your boyfriend?" "I did some jazz ballet when I was younger." "Me and Dagur are just friends, not a couple." "I see..." "Well..." "Thanks for everything." "Thank you as well." "See you." "Yeah." "Okay, bye." "Bye bye." "For example." "You're in a cave, a really dark, deep cave, okay?" "What would you do in that situation?" "Leave." "No." "Or you know, you could..." "You can do whatever you want." "You could leave, you know, or roll the dice... with many sides." "Then you meet some dwarves or some other monsters... with a neutron bomb, which could explode." "Maybe you'd advance to another level." "Then you go to a close up of the hero's face, right?" "Sure... great!" "Anyways, I'll just..." "Can I help you?" "l don't know." "What were you looking for?" "Roleplaying, I was wondering how it works." "Roleplaying?" "Yeah." "Just imagine daydreams, only with game rules." "Like how?" "lt's kind of hard to explain." "But look, Flóki, would you mind?" "It's like a group adventure, with a single Game Master." "He has all these tasks you have to solve as a group." "It's really cool." "Look." "That's the type of dice we use, all sorts of colors." "Do you play?" "Certainly." "I'm just a second level human ranger." "Here's the character sheet, that's for creating characters." "It's really cool." "For example, I was in this great adventure the other day..." "We'd killed like twenty monsters when the GM threw in a dragon." "Playmolas was almost out of hit points." "Then he rolled a fifteen." "Sounds like fun." "lt's great." "That went well." "Yeah, that was cool." "Don't get me wrong, Flóki, but I think she's a better salesperson than you are." "Right..." "And she doesn't make stupid sounds when describing things." "It's never really been cool." "What do you mean?" "You know, just..." "You're like a six year old." "Well, I think BRCHHAAAA!" "is a perfectly good explosion." "Good day." "Hello." "Hildur Ösp?" "Yes, that's me." "I'm Grettir, from the Daily Planet." "Your boyfriend, Jolli, has just been sentenced..." "Care to make a comment?" "No." "I can help you write it or write it by myself." "Or you know..." "you can read it over, of course." "Have you been following the story in the media?" "No." "You work with her, right?" "Yeah, maybe." "Any comments?" "Yeah, no comment!" ""No comment!" lf you're not buying anything, stay outside." "What's your name?" "I don't have a name." "What do you say?" "Should we stop this?" "No, let her finish." "We've got company." "All right, everybody..." "Chick fights are cool!" "Mind if I join in?" "No." "Okay." "Wow!" "Way to go!" "." "Yeah!" "Goggi you were good." "See ya." "Yeah, see you." "How do you roll a nineteen times in a row?" "That was a blast!" "Yeah, it was." "Pési told me they sentenced your boyfriend." "is everything okay?" "It's all over the place." "It's okay, don't worry about it." "Don't worry about it." "That's not it." "Oh?" "Now he's asking for some expensive blow up doll." "At the same time I'm looking for an apartment, so Björt and Snorri can get some privacy." "You can't imagine how tiring it is." "It sucks." "You need an apartment?" "I've got an empty apartment." "It would be perfect for you." "You can have it." "Really?" "It's just a storage room, but if we clean it up..." "Most of this stuff goes to the dumps." "I can help you, it's no problem." "What's the rent?" "Huh?" "The rent for the apartment?" "Well, just..." "What was that?" "l don't know." "But I'm paying, just so long as that's clear." "Sure." "Can you tell me what this is?" "An envelope?" "Inside the envelope." "No, can I have a look?" "Open it." "Who is that?" "You had someone spy one me?" "Just Steini." "Why is Steini spying on me?" "Because I asked him too." "Who is that in the photos?" "That's Dagur, my friend." "I'm renting his apartment." "Are you kidding me?" "You had someone follow me?" "As if I hadn't had enough allready?" "You clearly have enough time to find a new boyfriend." "Have you lost your mind?" "You know what...?" "it's none of your business." "Hildur!" "Hildur Ösp!" "Watch the necklace!" "Whoa!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, sure..." "Here's more trash." "Yeah, I'm coming." "What?" "Aren't we leaving?" "Believe it or not it's grandpa's Volvo story." "His dad went on the same trip." "Incredibly small world." "Yeah, totally." "Welcome, tired traveler." "Enter and make yourself at home." "I have arrived to drink and be merry." "This is for you." "Wow, thanks!" "It's a moving in present..." "thingie..." "But you have to pay me for it." "It's a knife, you see." "I made it." "It's nothing fancy, but you have to pay for knives, or else it'll cut friendly ties." "Pay?" "Yeah, a coin... or a beer." "You're the guys from the store, right?" "Yeah, that's us." "Hi, I'm Pési..." "And you must be Flóki." "Yeah, that's me." "I'm Snorri's mom." "Yeah, great kid." "Snorri, the boy whom you gave those "educational" DVD's to." "Yeeaah, yes. I uh..." "I was gonna talk to you..." "Are you retarded?" "No..." "What is going on here?" "Höskuldur?" "This is Höskuldur..." "Are the guys on your block?" "No, there's no one here." "Weird." "He stood there, shouting "you'll never take our f...."" "No, "you'll never take our lives..." No, wait..." "Hey, just relax, let him finish the story." "Okay." "Well, there he was..." "wearing an outfiit made out of his mom's skirt." "Goggi became sort of world famous for that." "He became a chick magnet because of it." "That video thing..." "It spread all over the net." "I think it was his bare legs." "Beta, come on..." "What?" "It's what you told me." "l told you that in confidence." "God, I'm sorry." "Hello, Snorri honey." "Your nanny's asleep?" "No, it's all right." "Just turn on all the lights." "Okay, honey." "Yeah, I'm coming." "Bye." "I have to go." "You need a lift?" "Haven't you been drinking?" "Yes." "Orange juice." "Or you know... a Fanta." "That'd be great if you could give me a lift." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Thanks Goggi." "Bye." "Bye bye." "Come on, lover boy." "Hey... huzzah!" "Well, back to Goggi..." "Goggi just stood there in his underwear, dude..." "He had like a urine stain and skid marks." "Hi, come meet me." "Now?" "I've just been released." "Meet me downtown." "Where?" "I'll be there in minutes." "Bye." "is everything all right?" "It was Jolli." "He's out ofjail." "I'm meeting him downtown." "Great..." "Congratulations." "Can I give you a lift?" "Thanks." "is that him?" "I think so." "Just go home." "He'll drive me back." "Okay." "Okay." "Thanks." "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a prison break." "The police are searching for inmates who escaped today." "The prisoners escaped through a hole in a cell wall," "..occupied by Jón Leifur Ásmundarson" "This is the first time that all the prisoners have escaped at the same time." "The police asks anyone who has any information..." "Dagur!" "Dagur help me!" "What's wrong with you?" "Are you guys nuts?" "Dagur call the police!" "Beta!" "They kidnapped Hildur!" "Jolli kidnapped Hildur!" "Shut up!" "It's Dagur!" "They've kidnapped Hildur." "What!" "?" "What did you say?" "I need everyone's help." "Every single one of you." "What?" "I'm chasing them right now." "Where is the necklace?" "What?" "The necklace I gave you?" "Where is it?" "Here it is." "They didn't look here." "Here are all the account numbers in the Caymans." "We're filthy rich." "Do you mind!" "?" "I'm eating here." "What do you mean?" "The smoking!" "Are you kidding me?" "Second hand smoke kills!" "Stop it!" "We need to do something quick, or Jolli will escape." "I have a plan." "Listen carefully." "Beta!" "You start by... lt's never been conclusively proven that indirect smoking..." "LEEEROY JENKlNS!" "What part of 'listen' didn't you understand?" "Did you say something?" "Not really, no." "Pési and Flóki, you guard the front entrance..." "Gag those who are still alive." "Scat, Beta, you..." "That's just great." "Listen, kids..." "Wait up!" "I'm so thirsty, dude..." "I can't do this." "Thirsty?" "Playmolas, you go there..." "Hey!" "Playmolas, help, Playmolas!" "This is the last time you meddle in my affairs." "Thought you could beat me?" "Don't you know who I am?" "Yes." "You're a bastard and a loser..." "Did you think... aaagghh!" "You're not worth it." "You shall rue the day!" "Sleep... sleeeep!" "Hildur." "Huzzah!"