"[rock music]" "# # [birds chirping]" "[rock music]" "# #" " How do you make an egg roll?" "I don"t know, how do you make an egg roll?" "You push it." "Good one, Mr. Coconuts, but your delivery was a little wooden." "[laughs] [music stops] [cat meows] [dog barks] [clanging]" " Is that my shirt?" "Take it off." " I can"t, there are boys here." " Ah, coconuts." " [grunts] [grunting]" " See, Linc, the key to parkour is momentum." "Never stop moving." "Door jump." " Door jump." "Whoa!" "[cat meows]" "I"m okay." "I"m just gonna lie here a sec on the nice, soft floor." "Welcome to a typical Saturday morning in the Loud house." "Sure it"s crazy, but that"s the way we like it, all 11 of us." " 11 is way too many." "I can"t take it anymore." " But we can"t get rid of them." "I"m too attached." " [gasps]" " I know you are honey, but they"re just so obnoxious and loud." " Are they talking about us?" "[crashes] [car horn honks] [chattering]" " Stop, you"re stretching my shirt!" " I"m sorry, but my mind is made up." "I want all of them out of the house and on the curb in time for trash pickup tomorrow." " Trash pickup?" " But I love my tie collection." "Cool neckwear is my thing." " Honey, they"re an embarrassment." " Not this one, it"s like a dance party around your neck." "[humming] - [groans]" " That is literally the dumbest thing you have ever said." " Yeah, why would they want to get rid of us?" "[dog growls, whines] all:" "Oh." " Whatever, Mr. Paranoid." "This is a waste of valuable texting time." " Lori, wait." "I"m serious." "Come listen for yourself." " But I thought you loved them." " Frankly, dear, I didn"t like the first one, and the next thing I know we"ve got 11." " It"s true..." "Mom and Dad are getting rid of us." " [all talking at once]." " I"m gonna go down there and give them a piece of my mind!" " Guys, shhh." "Quiet down." " I"m gonna lose my princess bed." "Don"t you tell me to quiet down!" " This is what got us in trouble in the first place." "The yelling, and the fighting, and the loudness." " Lincoln"s right." "We have to be quiet and perfectly well behaved." " If we all work together, maybe we can convince Mom and Dad not to get rid of us." "Now who"s with me?" "[all yell] We are!" "[all whisper] We are." "[upbeat music]" "# #" " Sorry, love, time to go acoustic." "[rings]" " So sorry, Mr. Coconuts." "Without me you"re just a hand." "[muffled] Hey, I bring the funny." "You"re always" "# #" " [exhales deeply]" "##" " Here"s your shirt back." " Thanks." "Wait, that"s my sweater." " Remember the plan." " And it looks so much cuter on you." " [cries] [laughs]" " Oh, my gosh, Luan, are you okay?" "Help, guys, I think Luan"s trapped." " Ladies first." " No, dear twin, after you." " You"re too kind, dear Lola, but I must insist you go first." " I shan"t hear of it." " And I would never forgive myself if I went before you." " [whimpering]" " Oh, please, age before beauty." "You are two minutes older." " [panting] both:" "Oh, dear brother, you go first." " Thanks." "[groans]" " Honey, please, won"t you reconsider?" " [groans]" "Guys, Mom and Dad are at the vent again." " Okay, maybe I judged them unfairly." "Forget what I said about getting rid of all of them." " It worked." "both:" "We did it." "We get to stay." " Oh, joy." "What a relief." " Speaking of relief, everyone out, please." "[overlapping cheers]" " I knew they"d change their mind." " Ooh, invisible rope." " You mean it?" "I can keep them all?" " I didn"t say that, but I will let you keep your favorite." " His favorite?" " But they"re all equally great." "How can I pick just one?" " Come on, there must be one that stands out above the rest." " I"ve got some serious standing out to do-- right after I pee." "[groovy music]" "# # [sneaky music]" "# #" " Lincoln, where are you going with those pancakes?" " Uh..." " And why did you spell out" ""World"s Best Dad" with chocolate chips?" " You can read?" " I am more than just a pretty face, Lincoln." "Now, you"re up to something, and I am gonna find out what it is." " Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow." " But on the up side, we"re not all getting kicked out." "One of us gets to stay." " And you thought it"d be you?" " What happened to we all work together?" " I"m sorry." "I just kind of panicked." " Dudes, Mom and Dad are talking again." " I don"t know, maybe I"ll keep the musical one." " Are you kidding, that one makes my ears bleed." " Way harsh, Mom." " Well, I definitely don"t need the dark one." "So dreary." "Good for a funeral, but what else really, right?" " [gasps] - [laughs]" " What about the one with the hockey sticks?" " Eh, never been a fan." " [gasps]" " Same with the filthy one." " [scoffs]" " How about the funny one?" " Never made me laugh." " Ugh, now, the pink one I could definitely do without." " You will pay for this." " And the littlest one is just crying to be thrown out." "Then we"ve got the dumb one." " What?" " You know, I"d also feel a little guilty about tossing out the gifted one." " Oh, who"s gonna know?" "So where does that leave us?" " I believe it leaves you with Lincoln, but what do I know?" "I"m just the gifted one." " [all talking at once]" " Well, son, now that we"ve cleared out the clutter, we"ve got a lot of extra space in the house, and it"s all yours." " Have fun with it." "[glass breaking] [royal music] [rock music]" "# # [engines rev] [tires screech]" " Welcome to the only child club." "##" " Wow, I"ve always wondered what it would be like to be an only child." " You what?" " Well, I mean being an only child is gonna be terrible." "What am I gonna do without you guys?" " Well, I guess we better go pack." "I"m still trying to figure out who the dumb one is." " I wonder if I could fit a water slide in here." " I"m sorry, honey, but I just can"t pick a favorite, it"s too hard." " Fine, can we at least get rid of just one?" "Just one, I"m begging you." " Okay, we"ll get rid of-- the one with the white hair." "You know, I"m not even sure if it"s mine." "[melancholy music]" "##" " You mean your Easter tie?" "Honey, no one calls it a "hare,"" "it"s a bunny rabbit, but I agree." "It"s hideous." " You may be wondering why I assembled you all here." " Uh, yeah." "You"ve got five minutes." "I literally have an entire wardrobe to pack." " Don"t bother." "[sighs]" "I overheard another conversation between Mom and Dad." " What?" "You were snooping again?" " Wait." "Mom and Dad aren"t choosing a favorite kid to keep, they"re just getting rid of one--me." "all:" "Aaaah!" " So I just wanted to give you guys my treasured possessions before I, you know, have to leave." "Lily, this is BunBun." "He needs two hugs a day, and try to keep his ears clean." "Luan, these are my rarest comics." "But they"re limited editions." " She"s not taking them because you"re not leaving." "There"s no way we"re letting Mom and Dad kick you out." "all:" "Yeah, you"re staying." " Really?" "Even though I was going to turn your rooms into my own personal theme park?" " It was nice knowing you." " Of course we won"t let you go." "You"re our only brother." " Come on." "We"re gonna march right down there and tell Mom and Dad you"re staying." " What the-- - [all talking at once]" " There"s nothing wrong with his white hair." " White hare?" "You kids like my Easter tie?" " Easter tie?" "[high-pitch laugh]" " Yeah, it"s great, right?" "You know what, they all are." "Honey, I"m not getting rid of any of these ties." " Ties?" "You guys have been talking about ties?" " Of course." "What did you think we were talking about?" " Uh, nothing." " We thought you were gonna get rid of us." "Ooh..." " [laughs]" " We would never do that." "You"re the best ten things that ever happened to us." " There"s 11 honey." " Yep." "Right." "[overlapping chatter] [high-pitch laugh]" " Oof, Dad really should get rid of that one." "[rock music] [crashes]" "# #" " Good one, Mr. Coconuts." "[crashes, toilet flushes]]" " Ah." "Looks like everything"s back to normal at the Loud house, and my eavesdropping days are over." " What do you mean you"ve got a bun in the oven?" "[gasps] You guys!" " You know I"m gluten free."