"Hit me." "I'm serious." "I can't feel anything." "Hit me." "Again!" "Do it harder!" "Oww!" "I can't feel anything!" "This is so awesome!" "I hear this little "wah-wah-wah" inside my head." "That's your brain cells popping." " Do it." " You want me to do it?" "No, no, no." "Hit me!" "Harder!" "Punch me!" " Ohh!" "Oww." "Hit me really hard." "Really." " Okay." "I'm gonna plunk you." " Okay!" "Go!" " Aah!" " Oh, shit!" "Oh!" "Oh, fuck!" "Yeah!" "Come on, Hampton." "Come on." " Come on, baby!" "]" "Mom!" "Come on, it's 7:45." "Let's go, let's go." "I'm ready." "Hey, Noel." " Mason, come on!" " Come on, Mason!" " Where's the new backpack?" " It's already in the back seat." "Hey, wait." "Let me fix this before somebody gives you the wedgie from hell." " Thank you." " Mason!" "What's up, guys?" "Hey, Noel." " Bitch." " What the hell?" " Annette!" "Annette,you know you're not allowed to wear that." "The teachers look mean here." "I promised myself I wouldn't get anything lower than an "A." Careful." " Puta." " God!" "How you doin', man?" "Mason, guess what just happened." " Ooh!" "Look at that shit!" "Damn!" " That shit is tight!" " Mason." "Hey." "Um, guys, this is my little sister." "Hi." "Look over there." "Man, there's Evie Zamora." " Looks like she grew up this summer." " No shit." " What's up, girl?" " Let's go say hi." " Hey, be cool, dude." "What's up, Evie?" "Come over here!" "We wanna talk to you!" " What's poppin'with you, girl?" " Damn!" "Shit!" "Now look up at me." "Oh, looks great." "Yeah." "Next time we'll do orange." "Hair gel, baby." "It's okay, Mom." "You can borrow mine... again." "Thank you." "Ooh, Rodney, I love your blue." "Hey, go like this." "You guys hungry?" "I did Italian tonight." "Hey, what's happenin'?" "Hey, where'd you put the cheese?" " Bye!" " Don't burn your tongue!" " Bye, Mel." " Oh, thanks." "So long." "Jesus." "A two-dollar tip." "They ate half the lasagna." "Mom, you're way too generous." " Did Dad send you the check this month?" " Lay offhim, Tracy." "He just started the new job." " We're fine." "I worked all week." " What?" "Oh, you'd look great... with some honey-blond entertainment streaks... right here." "It's not fair." "I can't be mad at you when you do that." " Here, Mom, listen to this." " Mmm." ""He was crippled, but only his body was cracked."" " Yoo-hoo!" " Tracy!" " Hey!" " Hey, Kayla." "Hi." "The bus never came, and then it did." "I have to pee, and she hasn't eaten anything." "Well, that's okay." "There's some stuff on the stove." "Oh, great." "Okay." "Then we'll go?" "Tracy, I'm sorry." "I just haven't been to a meeting all week." "You know I need to go." " I really want to hear your poem." " No." " Please start over." " It's okay, Mom." "No, please, I really wanna hear it." "He was crippled, but only his body was cracked." "It's not simple, nor is it an easy matter to explain." "Let's just leave it at that, she says... and closes the holy book of lies." "She covers her eyes, denying to herself what she thought happened." "Mmm." "Wow." "That's really heavy." "And it scares me a little bit." "It's beautiful." "We gotta talk about it when I get back." "Okay?" "Hey, can we have some of this cake?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no!" "Shit." "That's Mario's cake!" "He's 1 2 years sober!" " Tracy, I want a piggyback ride." " Hang on." "Uh, Mom." "Mom, Mom, Mom." "I told you I can't baby-sit." "I have an I-Search project due tomorrow." "Baby, cut me a break." "You know I need to go." " Keep coming back." " It works if you work it." " Right, baby?" " Bye, Mommy!" " Be good!" " Thanks again!" "Evie Zamora." "Hey, girl!" "Evie Zamora has really pretty skin." "She's got a scar from when she tried to save her baby brother from a fire." "You guys, she's not Wonder Woman." " Hey,you guys!" "I'm wearing lip gloss." "I'll see you guys later." "He's so smart." "He knows German." "Nice socks!" " It's that girl Tracy from chem class." "Who let her out of the cabbage patch?" "Thank God you're cleaning up your room." "You hungry, baby?" "Mom, I'm not your baby." "Okay." " Hey, what's wrong with those socks?" " Nothing." "Then what are they doing in the trash?" "I'm not gonna wear them anymore." "I need new clothes." " How come?" " Because I look stupid!" "Hello!" "Sylvia!" "Sylvia!" "Stop!" "Please!" "Emergency!" "Mom, this one's okay." " This is good." " Yes." "Yes." "Mother scores." "Oh" "Now, I know I have another dollar in quarters here somewhere." "Hey!" "Is this enough?" "I could rinse these off." "Right on." "Okay, for the project I'm doing J-Lo." "What about you?" " I'm doing Usher." " I have to go to the bathroom." "So, anyway, I'm gonna try to, like" "Cute shirt." "Thanks." "Cute belt." "Call me after school." "We can go shopping on Melrose." "Okay." "Um" "Write your number on this." "Oh, my God!" " You get it?" " Oh!" "Yeah, wait." "I have heard that one." "Yep, that one's good." "Oh, damn." "I have gymnastics today." " Oh." "Okay." " Okay." " All right." "I'll see you." " Give me a call, okay?" " See ya." " Bye." "Love ya." "I don't know." "I just wish she liked me." " I've been there." " Hey, Tracy!" " Mom wants you to clean your room." " Okay." "The number you have reached is not in service at this time." "The number you have reached is not in service at this time." "What happened over here, cockroachio?" "Nothing, lifeguard boy." "Hey, come and clean this shit up, Trace." "Really disgusting." "No, seriously, though, the pants without the pockets make you look better." "Hi." "I tried calling you, but I was coming here anyway, so" " Oh" "My phone didn't ring." "Bon appétit, darling." "Shit." "You guys, I only brought 1 0 bucks." "What?" "I'm gonna go get a drink of water." "Loser." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "No!" "No, ab-- Hang on one second." "I'll get the number for you." "It's right" " Hang on one second." "I shouldn't be giving you the number." "You should have the number." "No." "Name is Alberto." "I don't know." "It's some sort of, uh, 5 53 number." "Alberto." "I don't know." "Something" "No,you just keep in mind that you work for me." "I have 35 people coming tonight." "This is unacceptable." "I have to have the heater working." "I have to have everything there." "No, this is not right." "Let's see, uh" " Give me one second." "It's 5 53" "It's not bad for, like, 30 minutes." " Sales clerks didn't see shit." " You guys!" " You guys" " Wait, wait, wait." "Watch." "You guys, I totally just stole this." " No fucking way!" " From this lady over there." " Let's see how much" " Have you seen what's in it?" " Holy shit, you guys!" " Oh, my God." "I don't think I've ever seen this much money in my life." " Let's go shopping!" " Hell, yeah!" " One." "Dos, tres." "A few pairs of these." "That should cover that." "Keep the change." "Aah!" " Let's go!" " Yeah!" "Hey, Mason." "Just out of curiosity... who do you think is the hottest girl in school?" "I guess, um, Evie Zamora." "Guess who I hung out with today." "Bull." "Melrose Avenue." "What?" "God, it's that hard to believe?" "Mom, why are there four places tonight?" "Mom?" "Honey, he just got back." "He's only coming for dinner." "Yeah." "Tomorrow he's just gonna tune up your car, right?" "It needs it." "Why are you doing this to yourself?" "Do you mind if I put this stuff in your garage?" "So, Brady, how was the halfway house?" "The same as the last one, Trace." "Yeah." "Okay." "Here, hold on." "Evie, this is my mom." "No way." "She's like the hot big sister." "What do you want me to do?" " Can you take us to Melrose?" " Let's go." "We'll find some really cute platforms... or maybe some of that body glitter." "Mom, you can just drop us off and go run an errand or something." "Oh." "Um... okay." "I guess that'll be all right." "Maybe for an hour." "I have to talk to Evie's mom, though." "Brooke is just my guardian." "Great." "Thank you." "Hey, wait a minute." "I haven't talked to Brooke yet." "Mom, please don't do this to me." "This is the best day of my life." "I'll kill you if you embarrass me." "Okay." "Okay." "Hi." "This is Melanie." "I'm Tracy's mom." "It's my ass that isn't fitting." "Evie, Brooke says you're not allowed on Melrose without adult supervision." " Well, you're here, aren't you, Mel?" " Yep." "I am." "What do you think?" "Mom, do I look okay?" "You look incredible." "You love the leopard fur, Mel?" "Yep." " But not for 7 5 bucks, baby." " Why?" "Mom" " Guys!" "This only costs $1 9.95!" "This is it!" "This is the digs, the nest!" "My Mount Olympus, baby!" " Hey." "Hey, boys." "This is it." "This is the dream place." " Hey, Evie." " Check this out." "The design is, uh, set up feng shui" "Dude, I want my $9.00 back." "Only way that movie would've been decent... was if Britney had her big-ass booty hangin'all over the screen." "Yeah, man, with the car blowing up in the background." " Shit!" "Watch out, man!" " Hey!" "Christ, I at least wanted to see some tits." " Your little friend is coming over." " What?" "Oh, shit." " I'm Evie Zamora." " Yeah, I know." "I'm Noel." "Pizza?" "We love Hawaiian." "Don't you, Evie?" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Let's go, Trace." "Uh, you can't go to the park anyway." "Right, Noel?" "You can't go either after dark." "You guys wanna get high?" "Four bucks a hit." " Let's trip." " For sure." "Man!" "Pay me back when we get home." "What's up?" " You guys wanna buy some shit?" " Yeah." "What you got?" "Evie, I see spiders!" "I see naked people." "My God!" "Tracy!" "Tracy!" "Tracy!" "Come on." "Mom wants you home now." " Tracy, get over here!" " I found her, Mom." " Oh, you got it." "Uh,yeah, Trace, I got that game that you wanted... finally." "I'm a lion!" "Tracy!" "Tracy, come on." "You hounded me for two weeks for this damn game." "Oh, no, I haven't." "I really haven't." "Just" "Damn." "How long is this gonna last?" "[ Evie Singing ]" "Dropped acid at the park" "Evie, I think-- I think my nose is melting off." "[ Giggling ] Ooh!" "Mel, she's a teenager." "Come on, baby." " You want me to ground you?" " Yeah, you're gonna ground me." "You know you're not allowed out after dark." "Can't I have any privacy?" "What, I'm not allowed to see your body?" "No, you're not." "Okay." "Well, after he leaves we'll talk." "Ifhe leaves." "Whoa." "Slow down on that apple cider, sweetheart." "Come here." "Come here." "So, uh..." "Mason says "good night."" "[ Gasping, Coughing ]" "[ Tracy ] What's going on?" "Mom!" "What's going on?" "Baby, go back to bed!" "[ Girls Laughing ]" "Come on." "Nice ass." "Oh, uh, no." "[ Laughing ]" " Mom!" " What?" "I'm making your fave." "Mom, I have to go to the bathroom now." "Can't you hold it a minute?" "That's how you get a bladder infection, you child abuser." " That's dramatic." " Let's just go pee outside, wussy." "[ Tracy Whimpering ]" "French toast is my favorite too, Mel." "Hampton is my baby!" " He's my baby." " Hey, Mason." "Move your G-string down south." "Dude, no!" "That is so gross." "That's my brother." "[ Giggling ]" " Oh, my God!" " Maybe I'll marry into the family." "You'll be designing a habitat... which the four of you will live in for two years." "Find creative ways to recycle the elements." "Think water supply and power supply" "[ Boys Laughing, Muttering ]" "And why are you late, Ms. Freeland?" "Sorry." "Can't a girl go to the bathroom?" "[ Laughing, Snickering ]" "All right, settle down, class." "Now, what I want-- Put the phone away!" "[ Laughing ]" "Mom." "Do you know the difference... between point-slope form and slope-intercept form?" "How about ten dollars, guapo?" "That's why I need to be here at the library." "They have tutors." "Hey, does her mom know?" "She's 1 8, dude." "Come on." "I know you're a nice guy." "Okay, cool." "Pick me up at 5:30." "Bye." "[ Squeals ]" "Get on the chair." "Um... is this gonna hurt?" "Oh, you haven't had your tongue pierced." "[ Speaks Spanish ]" "I only put it in when I need to." "Stick it out." "Just don't open your mouth very wide when you talk." "She won't notice." "I have to ask you something." "What?" "Okay, um... you never did anything... with that crusty tattoo guy, right?" "Yeah." "He ate my pussy." "Oh, my God!" "Are you sh" "[ Giggles ] I'm kidding, idiot." "[ Car Door Closes ] -[ Melanie ] Hey, ladies!" " Get a lot of studying done?" " We were researching, Mom." "I'm in charge of the gray water module for the Biosphere II project." "Cool." "What module are you in charge of, Evie?" "I'm not in that class." "I'm taking advanced physics, Mel." "Well, I'm happy for him that he's finally paying offhis debt... but so what if he has to work weekends?" "You had to work when you had two babies." "It's not like I need it for myself." "It's just that the kids" " Mom." "Mom!" " Can you guys say "hot"?" "That was Mason's favorite shirt." " [ Together] Ohh, ohh" " Here we go." "You two aren't the only J-Lo's in the house." " Check out these sexy colors!" " That's great, Mom." "You need something to eat." "It's 4:00." "Something real." "I'll make some turkey and cheese on whole wheat." "Evil food." "If you drink 1 0 glasses of ice water a day, you'll burn 300 calories." "[ Melanie ] Interesting." "[ Sighs ] Mom!" "Three strikes and you're out." "How many times you gonna let him fuck you over?" "[ Melanie ] Hey!" "[ Bell Dings ]" " Where is my purse?" "Cyn" " Cyn, go to the sink." " I'll rinse your color out now." " I-I know I left it here." "Baby, it's here." "Honey, find Cynthia's purse." "His clothes should not be here." "You promised Mason and me." " No, I never promised" " Yes, you did!" "Baby" " Cyn, come on." "You're cookin'." "You're cookin' with gas." "Let's wash off really quick over here." "This is so fucked up." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Melanie ] After this, we'll cover your face back." "[ Water Running ]" " Ow!" "God!" "You're burning me!" " Shit." "I'm sorry." " Ow!" "Fuck!" "There." "How's that?" "Ooh, baby, you are blond!" "That's weird." "I thought I had a bunch of 20s in here." " I'm gonna have to write you a check." " No, no, pay me next time." "Put a little gel on your hands... and go like this right before Larry picks you up." "Hey, if this gets you laid, you owe me double." "Tracy Louise Freeland!" "Conference time!" "Now!" "You do not pull a scene like that in front of a client." "Even Cynthia!" "I'm on... the phone." " Well, get off the phone." " It's Dad." "He's with the baby." "[ Knocking ]" "Don't ever start smoking." "Is everything okay, Mel?" "Yeah." "No." "Evie, I'm sorry, but I think it's time for you to go home." "I can't go home." "Brooke had a convention in Bakersfield." "She said she sent you an E-mail." "I guess I didn't check my E-mail." "I'm sorry, Mel." "I hope it's okay that I'm here." "Well..." "I guess it's gonna have to be, isn't it?" "Her boyfriend hits me, Mel." "He grabbed my throat, and he threw me against his van." "Oh,Jesus." "Where's your mother, baby?" "She" " She passed away." "I didn't have a mother when I was your age either." "I know how hard it is." "I do." " Mom." " What is it, baby?" "Dad's on the phone." "He wants to talk to you." "They moved into the new place." "[ Melanie ] How's the new house?" " It's an apartment, Mom." "So, are you taking them Saturday night?" "Whoa." "That sounds like a big deal." "Congratulations." " Why can't he take us?" " Well, sure, sure." "He's our fucking father." " Um" " Oh, baby, I-- - [ Whispering ] He's never with us." "No, not-- not you." "You're going digital on me." "Yeah." "Uh, I-I'll talk to you later." " [ Phone Beeps ]" " So we're not staying with him?" "Uh, he gets to go to some black tie event." "Hey." "Something for-- Something for NASA." "He's gonna try to have brunch on Sunday." "You get out, you." "Get out, you." "Terrific." "Then we might as well be on the fucking moon." "No." "No." "My mom will kill me." " She smokes." " No shit." "The same brand." "No shit." "Shh" "[ Door Closes ]" " You want it so bad." "Look what I got from the tattoo shop." "Let's do it right now." "Sewing kit." "[ Sighs ]" "This is probably gonna hurt worse than your tongue." "I don't give a shit." "Just do it." "[ Whimpers, Gasps, Muffled Screaming ]" " Oh, fuck!" " What the fuck did you do?" "[ Crash ]" " Everything okay, Evie?" " Yeah, we just spilled a Coke, Mel." "Trace, it's cool that you're not scared of needles." "We can go and get tattoos." "More piercings." "[ Knocking ]" "[ Melanie ] May I come in?" "Sure, Mel." "I've got a surprise." "I sewed on the leopard fur." "The fur was thicker at Red Balls." "These are tight, Mel." "Thanks." "It only cost six bucks." "Tracy, tomorrow... you gotta sit down and do all your homework." "Maybe you could go to Noel's." "She called a couple times." "I know, Mom." "I know." "Okay." "Good night, my little beauties." "I love you, Mel." "Mom." "Don't go in my room without asking me again." "Okay?" "Those are my favorite jeans." "I don't just waltz into your room and screw around with your stuff." "When have you ever seen me mess with anything that was yours?" "Mom!" "Fuck her." "Fuck her." "Yo, Evie." " You ready?" " I'm going to the park with K.K." "Give me a sec. 'Kay?" " Go away!" "[ Chuckles ]" " What, do you wanna come?" " Yeah." "It's just gonna be me and K.K." "You know?" "[ Giggles ]" "You ready?" "[ K.K.] Stop biting'me." "[ Evie Laughing ]" "[ Sighs ]" "I love you, Tracy." "Evie." "[ People Conversing, Laughing, Faint ]" "[ Laughing, Conversation Continue ]" " [ Laughing ]" " But are they real?" "Opossums?" "Okay" "Excuse me." "Oh, hey." "Grab some oatmeal." "It's okay." "I'm on a diet." "No, you should, uh, put some, some chocolate chips in it." "It's actually very good." "Come on, Tracy." "You know you get mean when you don't eat." "Fuck you." "Come on, Evie." "Let's go." "Hey, Evie, could you-- could you just give us a little second?" " Yeah." "Sure." " Um" "Does Brooke have a boyfriend?" "No." "She dumped him." "When?" "Last week or something." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "He's in Orlando." "Now, can I go to school?" "Yeah." "It's okay." "All of the sudden Medina has a ghetto booty?" "I think she stuffs." "That slut ain't got shit compared to these double cheeseburgers." "Shake it, don't break it, bitch." " Fuck her." " [ All Laughing ]" "[ Astrid ] Javi,you look hot." " What up?" " Hey, Marcus,Javi." " Hey, Evie." "[ Astrid ] Hey, what's up, Marcus?" "Hey, Tracy, can I holler at you?" "Yeah." "[ Girls Murmuring, Chattering ]" "I was wondering if, uh, maybe you wanna go kick it sometime." "Yeah, sure." " Okay, well, can I have your number?" " Yeah" "Um, here's my cell." "We'll be hanging around." "Straight." "See you guys later." "Bye." "[ Giggling, Screaming ]" " Go, girl!" " That is so cool!" "Okay, I don't want him to come to my house and see Mason and the loser." "Well, let's all go to my place." "My aunt says only one friend at a time." "Come on, babe." "I'm sorry, Astrid." "Let me call my mom." "Fine." " Dude, they say it's two feet overhang." "[ Laughing ] Oh,yeah?" " Good goin; buddy!" " Oh, my God." " Don't tell me that they live here." " No, they're old news." " She's my cousin, not my mom." "Got it?" " Don't tell them I like them." "Hey, boys!" "My friend wants to suck your dick!" " Oh, my God." "[ Boy ] Come over here, honey." "[ Giggling ] That was so not cool." " Here's my pad!" " Hey, babe." "Tracy, meet the lovely Brooke LaLaine." " Hello." " Hi." "She's a cute one." "Oh, Tracy, your mom has been calling." "Honey, can you get me another beer?" "Yeah." "Um, Evie?" "Um, it's okay." "So, you're a model?" "[ Evie ] She's a model-slash-actress." "Mmm, slash-bartender who's about to be late for work." " What time is it, honey?" " It's, like, 4:30 or 5:00." "Oh, shit." "Hey, no more than one." "You got homework." "They were removing asbestos... from the locker room today, so" " Oww-- we got the whole gym period to do our homework." " Yeah, baby!" " [ Gasps ] Waah!" "I love you, Christina Ricci!" "[ Kiss ]" " Tracy?" " What-y?" "You're going out with Javi!" "[ Both Screaming, Laughing ]" "Evie, goddamn it, where's my other cutlet?" "[ Hums ]" " Incoming cutlet!" "[ Tracy Giggles ] Nice meeting you." "Very nice meeting you too, princess." " [ Phone:" "Melody ]" " Is that your phone?" "Popular." "Hello?" " It's Javi." " [ Gasps ] Oh, my God!" "Shh!" "Yeah, she's here." "You wanna talk to her?" "Shh." "Relax." "Breathe." "Calm down." "Shh." "Hey." "Uh, no, no, I don't think I'm too busy." "Can we do something tonight if Ruben comes?" "Yes!" "Hello?" "Come over right now." "Okay, bye." "You get to make out with Javi!" " [ Screams, Laughing ] - [ Laughing ]" "You don't know how to kiss, do you?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "Yes, I do." "Me and Noel practiced with Cruel Intentions, like, 50 times." "Right." "So, you want me to prove it, lesbo?" "Hell, no!" "[ Laughs ]" "[ Giggling ]" "I barely even felt that." "Well, see if you fucking feel this one, then!" "Well... okay!" "[ Giggling ]" "[ Laughs ]" "All right, honeys, I'm outta here." "Uh, if Benny calls, tell him I'll be down at Rene's." "Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" "[ Both Laughing ]" "Remember the part when Josh is smoking a joint with a beer, and he's-  [ Sighs ] - [ Laughs ] I don't remember that!" "I don't either!" "[ Laughing ]" "You just made that up." "He jumped when that teacher got a pencil stabbed through her hand." " That wasn't even scary." " Yeah, it was." " What is this shit, man?" "[ Off]" "Check this out." "[ Imitates Hip-hop Beat, Scratching ]" "Tr-Tr-Tr-Tr-Tracy" "[ All Laughing ]" "[ Hip-hop, Slow ]" "[ Man Rapping ]" "[ Sighs ] It's getting kinda hot in here, don't you think?" "[ Continues ]" "[ Giggles ]" "Mmm." "We are so perfect for each other." "You know, if everybody married someone... from a different race... then in one generation... there would be no prejudice." "So, you had a good time?" "Yeah." "But it tasted kinda nasty." "[ Both Giggling ]" "What?" "We didn't go over that one." "Want anything special from the market?" "[ Engine Starts ]" " No, thanks, Mel." "I like everything you get." "Hey, Trace, do my back." " Who's that?" " Luke." "Or "lifeguard boy."" "His parents moved away and left him the house." "Come on." "Hey, Luke!" "[ Evie ] Got any beer?" "[ Rock, Slow ]" " Luke, you are so lucky." "[ Pinball Machine Beeping ]" "I want your house." " [ Coughs ] -[ Continues ]" "You know, I think I'm gonna call some of my friends." "How 'bout we make a Luke sandwich?" "Um, how about you're jailbait?" " Yeah." " [ Chuckles ]" "You know, I" "Luke, you know I'll never tell." " Trace, would I tell?" " No, because Ruben would kill you." " [ Chuckles ]" " Come on, Luke." " No, look" " Danger." " Come on." "Danger, Will Robinson." "[ Chuckles ]" "Luke, it's not illegal to kiss." "Says who?" "Tracy, come here." "Check out his white boy ghetto lips." " Try it." "Come on." " No." " Come on!" " It's Luke." "So?" "Come on." "You guys." "Go, girl." "Luke, where's your bong?" "[ Moans ] Right there." "Why don't you get back over here, though, girl." "Come here."