"The Sun rises at Villorrio del Caudillo." "The rooster crows again like every morning, and the townsfolk open their eyes to the new day with the first rays of sunlight." "But today is no ordinary day at Villorrio del Caudillo." "Today is the eve of the big village festival, and all the locals get up excited for the preparations." "Good grief!" "Forgive my manners!" "I still have not introduced the townsfolk to you." "Let us go by parts." "Here is good old Rogelio, a most lovable character from this village." "He has just ran into his cousin Emiliano, who, for the looks of it, has brought some pieces of junk for good Rogelio, since he's known as "The Collector"." "What Rogelio doesn't know is that every morning Emiliano sneaks into his house to pick up the very same stuff he gives to him later on." "Good old Rogelio happens to suffer from what the city folk call Diogenes syndrome." "The townsfolk, however, with a little bit of patience and these clever tricks, manage to keep under some acceptable limit the eccentricities of their collector." " Thank you very much, Emiliano." " You're welcome!" "You really know the stuff I like!" "And there he merrily goes." "This young girl shaking her hips around over there is Saturnina, a cousin of both lads." "To tell the truth, everyone in this village happens to be cousins, siblings, parents, grandparents and grandchildren..." "Villorrio is somewhat of a big family." "Let's meet some more locals." "Here is Zacarías, who thoroughly watches over every detail." "In the background there are the official gossips of Villorrio:" "Calista, the widow, and Higinia, the old maid." "They are always arguing, but they are never seen far from each other." "There is Saturnina coming back, and she is with her brother Ausencio just like before." "This wonder of nature was gifted with an incredible strength, but the poor thing has as much strength as he lacks wits." "Let's follow them!" "It looks like they are headed to their parents' place." "Let's go, let's go!" "Here's Granny, the par excellence cook of Villorrio del Caudillo." "And behind her is Dolores, these two youngsters' mother" "Both of them are preparing the cooking tools for the great feast of Villorrio del Caudillo's big festival." "But hurry up!" "Let's follow Ausencio." "I have a suspicion he will bring us to the most distinguished person of this village." "There he is:" "Don Herminio, the butcher, but who also happens to be the doctor, the veterinarian, the herald..." "Oh!" "And the Most Honorable Mayor of Villorrio del Caudillo." "As usual during this time of the year, he is getting his knives ready." "What are you doing?" "How many times have I told you not to take my knives away?" "His other son, the younger one, has gone fetch the animals to sacrifice in order to provide the meat and cold cuts for the festival, the ones he will keep, with great care and diligence, in the barn." "But let's look for another peculiar and charming character from this county." "Where is little Petronila?" "She does not seem to be in the woods..." "Let's look around here..." "No." "Maybe she is at the old water tank..." "Too bad!" "She is not there either." "Where on Earth must this girl have gone?" "I got it!" "She may be by the road." "Yes!" "There she is!" "My, my, Petronila!" "She really likes to get away from the grown-ups to play!" "The clock is about to ring noon." "Tonight, as the bell rings twelve times once again, Villorrio del Caudillo's boastful festival will begin." "Nice scarecrow." "Hey, you wouldn't happen to have seen a white van passing by, would you?" "Damn, they should already be here." "Fuck you, it was about time already!" "What the fuck's this?" "You are two hours late, with Nuts bleeding like crazy, fucking covered up in coke..." "And where the fuck's Bravo?" " Don't worry for me, Boss, don't worry!" " It's all the fucking newbie's fault, damn it!" "Who the fuck had the great idea to meet up at such an obscure place and, on top of it, gets lost?" " You piece of shit!" "You touch me again and I'll rip your fucking head off!" " Don't you dare to threaten me, son of a bitch!" "Ow, it hurts!" "Ouch!" "That motherfucking Bravo has double-crossed us, Boss." "We have to treat Nuts' wound now!" "You are a fucking amateur gang!" "See?" "I bet that one already hides herself away to pee." " Shut the fuck up, you sicko!" " Told you not to call me names, you asshole!" "You motherfucking fat ass piece of shit!" "I'm gonna rip your fucking head off and make myself a stew with it!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Shut the fuck up already!" "We'll proceed this way." "We're lucky we're in the fucking back end of nowhere and no-one's going to come for us here." "We'll go to the closest village and try to treat this one's wound, since he must have already lost plenty of blood." "When he's ready to go, we'll carry on as planned." "Now, Josa, tell me what the Hell has happened!" "You see, Boss:" "We got to the warehouse on time." "We snuck into the building without a noise." "Then Fernandito went and..." "Whoa!" "He went straight for the guard at the booth and he stabbed him with a knife!" "See, see, see..." "Then, I went for the other one and I made him go "crack"!" "Broke that one's neck." "Then he stormed for the other guy and..." "Bamm!" "He smashed his melon against the wall." "Once we got the feel of it, we closed in very quietly." "Fernandito gave us the order, pah, pah, and we came in." "What do we have here?" "I'll need to search more thoroughly..." " You, give me the bag!" " Fuck yourself!" " Give me the bag!" " You take it!" "In a moment we had everything under control." "Under control, my ass!" "All of a sudden, I heard right here a voice that told me:" "Well, thanks for everything, folks." "Now, drop the guns." " What the fuck are you doing, you son of a bitch?" " Shut up!" "Drop the gun!" "What's with you?" "Are you crazy?" " Fuck you, Bravo, you're a son of a bitch!" "Bastard!" " Shut up already!" " Drop the guns!" " Drop the guns!" "Drop the guns!" "I'm gonna kill you, motherfucking traitor!" "You, the bag." "Give me the bag." "Give me the fucking bag!" "Give him the bag." "Fuck you, Nuts, give him the fucking bag!" "Fucking bitch!" "Cold mind in corpore sano, Boss." "Cold mind in corpore sano!" "Fuck, fuck." "Fucking shit!" "I'm tired of all this crap!" "And to Hell with those two!" "I love the smell of coke in the morning!" "Then I turned around with Fernandito to grab all the stuff when we heard a..." "Go, go, go, move!" "Let's get the Hell outta here!" "Let's go!" "Go, go, move already!" " What the fuck has happened in there?" "He's bleeding to death!" " Turn it on, fuck you!" "Start the fucking car, jerkass!" "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" "What the fuck has happened there, guys?" "I'll like to know it too." "What the fuck have you done to Nuts?" "The boss is gonna kill us all!" "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Fucking damn piece of shit!" "Make him shut it now!" "Fucking damn bitch!" "She broke my nose!" "I need my fucking Ventolin!" "No!" " Shut the fuck up, fucking fat ass!" " Want a piece of me or what?" "Goddamn it, shut up or I'll kill you!" "Are you threatening me?" "Are you threatening me?" " The fuck, you motherfucking piece of lard!" "I'm gonna blow you up!" " What do you want?" " Wanna shoot me, fucking asshole?" " What do you want?" " What's with you?" "What's the matter?" " Easy, easy!" "Fuck it, I'm fucking fed up with your fucking shit!" " Take the wheel, I'm gonna kill him!" " Wanna shoot me?" "As if you got the balls!" "Police!" "Police!" "Are you serious?" "Did Fernandito blow up a police car with a can?" "Yeah, Boss." "These Ruskies are some serious badasses!" "That wasn't the usual thing, Boss!" "Look, there's the village." "Let me do the talking and stay put." "Not every situation can be solved with a gun, so put them away and don't take them out until I say so." "You've already screwed it up enough for today." "We've already screwed it up enough for today..." "The inhaler..." "The inhaler..." "Good morning!" "Hello." "Excuse me, do you know if there's any doctor nearby?" "We've had a hunting accident." "Don't you say!" "My, you weren't pulling my leg!" "Pulling your leg..." "Seems like I started off with the wrong foot." "You should keep your eyes peeled, lad!" "Come on, get off the van!" "Come with me, we've got plenty o' stuff here, come on!" " Kiddo, you stay here!" " Fuck!" "Hey, gorgeous..." "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!" " You can't put the old wine in new bottles." " Here, here, here!" "Wine's the answer." "What was the question?" "A meal without wine it's called a breakfast!" "I like'em!" "I like'em!" "And all of 'em in different colors!" " See, Paquito?" "Classy people." " I say!" "I can tell your village is pretty nice these days." "Are you in the middle of some celebrations?" " Yes sir, you've got a really good eye." " Fucking bitch." "The festival begins tonight, and everyone's busy with the preparations." "If you may honor us with your presence, you'll enjoy the best festivities you've ever seen." "Come in, come in." "This way." "Granny!" "Granny!" "Come're!" "Look, I brought you some good-looking lads!" " What a surprise!" " Good morning, Granny." "Hello, madam." "Those are real hunks!" "Oh my, look at these arms..." "And he's so handsome!" "Granny!" "Don't stick too much to him." "We may get jealous and things might get bad... 152 00:22:24,120 -- 00:22:28,100 Shut it!" "You'll be staying for the festival, won't you?" "Enough, Granny!" "Stop being a pain." "Wait a minute, my dear." "Hey, you over there, take a picture of me with this lad..." "Of course, Granny." "But you haven't taken a picture with me since I was little!" "Come on!" "Take the picture, kid." " Come on, come on." " See you later, my pretties." " This way." " Later Granny!" "Nice, huh?" "Awesome, Fernandito." "Now, what are you doing still here?" "Let's go see my husband, come on!" "Hey, Josa." "Go with Timoteo and hide the cars outside the village." "We'll be staying for the night." "Ha!" "I'm gonna cut it off!" "Closer, closer... get a little closer..." "Ha!" "Watch out your hands!" "There, just a little more..." "Ha!" "I'll get ya!" "Here, come on!" "Come on, a little more..." "Ha!" "I'll get ya!" "Oh!" "We have some visitors here!" "Why do I have the honor?" "You see, Herminio, looks like these gentlemen got involved in a hunting accident." "Kid, go and fetch this lumber to your aunt." "Easy, easy..." "He's just not used to foreigners." " Hello, how are you, sir?" " Come here, my new and dear friend!" "The case is one of the lads has shot himself in the foot." "And we were wondering what to do with him now." "You are quite well-dressed to go hunting..." "Of course they are, Herminio!" "Well-dressed and smart." " You can really tell they are city people." " Blessed be the drunk men," " for they will see God twice!" " The best wine is that a body drinks of another man's cost." "What's drinking?" " Just a pause from thinking!" " Olé!" " What's the matter?" " You brew such a good wine..." "Give me more, give me more!" "This looks really, really bad." "I'll have to cut it off." "Well, you're the learned man, doctor." "Well, don't you worry." "My wife will set the barn up so you can have a good night's sleep." "Let's heal this kid." "And y'all an get ready to enjoy our festival while he recovers, all right?" "Thank you very much." "Fuck, the van's fucking filthy as Hell." "Piece of shit!" "You're a bunch of useless idiots." "It won't be going anywhere soon." "Go and leave the weapons in the boss' car." "Gonna take a piss." "Me too." "This scarecrow is lacking the eyes." "Come on, man." "Leave her alone." "What's with you and this girl?" "Let's see, are we thieves or kid murderers?" "You're lucky I'm not one." "Ausencio, my son, come with your dad." "Slobber!" " Hey, Boss." "How's it going?" " What's going on?" " The doctor's going to amputate." " What?" "Wait, wait, wait!" "Just a second!" "His tie..." "Give me some wine." "Else he might choke." "My fellow villagers, neighbors, family, all of you Villorrians!" "And, of course, newcomers too." "As your Mayor, I am filled with pride and satisfaction to be the host for these good people, so kind-hearted and well-dressed." "It's somewhat unusual to have so many outsiders in our village, and they're bound to enrich our festivities with their kind presence." "Allow me to tell you that, if there's something our beloved village aces in, it's the kindness and deep goodness of our townsfolk, who are, have been and will always be the best hosts a festival can offer!" "Now, first of all we need to disinfect the medical tools for the procedure." "Go on, kid." "Just like your father taught you." "They're gonna cut it apart!" "Wait!" "Wait." "What's the matter?" "What?" "Are you sure the boy knows what he's doing, doctor?" "My son has been cutting off legs since he was four!" "Hell, let the kid focus!" "This man's a fucking idiot." " Go on, kiddo." " Drink, drink." "Drink!" "They're gonna cut it off!" "Motherfuckers!" "Motherfuckers!" "Very well indeed!" "That was such a clean, lovely cut, very well done!" "Though it's better right here!" "Ah!" "Motherfuckers!" "Else he might choke." " The doctor's going to amputate." " Else he might choke." "The doctor's going to amputate." "A meal without wine it's called a breakfast!" "Shut up, motherfucker." "You'll be staying for the festival, won't you?" "You are a fucking amateur gang!" "That was such a clean, lovely cut." "I'm gonna rip your fucking head off and make myself a stew with it!" "Police!" "You're fucking covered up in coke!" "I'm tired of all this crap!" "Did you manage to avoid the cops?" "Why are you looking at me like that?" " Where are we?" " At the village's barn." "Village?" " What village?" " What?" "You don't remember?" "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Sons of a bitch!" "Motherfucking sons of a bitch!" "Now I'll be able to say I have one foot in the grave..." "Don't you walk off and leave us, Nuts." "Fuck you, Josa!" "By the way, where has Slobber gone?" "He went down there chasing a girl." "Fucking asshole!" "What's the matter, Boss?" "It's too quiet." "Fucking hicks." "They've been a pain all the evening with all that crap about the slaughter and their festival..." "And they went home before's even midnight." "It's better this way." "I have a plan." "Once Slobber's back, we'll pick our weapons up and bring the van here." "You, Fernandito, and you, Josa, will sneak at that fat bastard's house by the back door." "Slobber and me will be in the front drawing their attention." "You, Fernandito, will take the piece of lard and the half-wit by surprise and..." "Bang-bang!" "Two shots for the retarded!" "You, Josa, will take care of the women." "Slobber will stay at the door and kill every living thing that comes from it." "You, Timoteo, will stay with Nuts." "I'll crack both of that motherfucker's knees, and see whether he can cut anything off ever again." "Grab him by balls, Boss." "By the balls!" "When everything's under control, we'll take what we're after." "Timoteo will wait at the door with Nuts inside the van, is it clear?" "Good, now I need someone to bring that idiot Slobber here." "I'll go." "I'm bringing that son of a bitch right now." "Well, ladies." "There's man enough for all of you here!" "I don't know." "I have this weird feeling." "There's something odd going on here." "Come to think about it, if the slaughter's due tomorrow, and we're in the barn now..." "Where are the pigs?" "Where the fuck are the pigs, huh?" "Motherfuckers!" "Come on, come're!" " Fuck!" "Fucking shit!" " Get the fuck out of here!" "No, Fernandito, no!" "Take care of Nuts!" " And you, Josa, get your fucking ass moving already!" " The fuck!" "The inhaler!" "Fernandito, that Ventolin!" " Are you ready, boys?" " Sure, Boss." "Da." "My, my, what do we have here..." "I'd rather have started with that big one, but the crippled will work too." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Get outta here!" "Eat shit, motherfuckers!" " What's this, cousin?" " Cousin!" "Cousin!" "I killed him!" "What's up, cousin?" "Josa!" "No, I ain't losing the same leg twice on the same day." "But you'll lose your head!" "Josa!" "Go and bring the fucking guns!" "The fuck..." "This motherfucking lame bastard's quite the though one..." "You ain't seen nothing yet." "I'm fucking awesome!" "Cousin." "Cousin." "Fuck!" "Come on, bring it on..." "From behind!" "Look, Fernandito!" "This really isn't the usual thing!" "You like my new toy?" "Huh, lil' Russian?" "Hey, motherfucker!" "Hold on, Fernandito." "Let's find some weapons." "I'm gonna kill y'all motherfuckers!" "Son of a bitch!" "Look at what we've got here." "Do you like it?" "Thank you very much!" "Drink, drink, drink, drink!" "Motherfuckers!" "I'm gonna kill y'all!" "Sons of a bitch!" "Motherfucking bastards!" "Don't worry, keep sleeping." "The show hasn't even begun yet." "Touch me and I'll kill you." "That's what we needed." "Good evening, my beloved townsfolk!" " What?" "Won't you wave at the audience?" " I'm sorry." "My throat's a little sore tonight." "Fuck you, Josa!" "I thought you'd make it." "That's the kind of festival they had in store for us." "What do you think about this people's hospitality?" "And about their beautiful women?" "I'll be holding my tongue here." "They make me lose my head!" "That motherfucker's got my tie." "My fellow villagers, neighbors, family, all of you Villorrians!" "As your Mayor, I am filled with pride and satisfaction to be the host for the thirty-third talent contest of our beloved community." "And, while we are at it, I would like to deeply thank our visitors, who will act as the judges for this edition." "And to thank them, in addition, for their valuable contribution to this year's festival." "Now, without further ado, let's make room for the wonderful, the unequalled, the fabulous..." "Saturnina!" "Fernandito..." "The Boss, it's the Boss." "♪ The clock stroke twelve, ♪" "♪ And thirst began to burn inside of me. ♪" "Fuck!" " ♪ My inner animal woke up... ♪" " Motherfuckers!" " ♪ Today the beast will reign. ♪" " This is weird as fuck, man!" "♪ Silent and cruel, though always welcoming. ♪" " "Austrian family gone missing in the mountains." - ♪ We'll follow our traditions and come into action. ♪" " ♪ New parts have arrived, and they seem to be healthy. ♪ - "Rescue teams looking for three sailors in the shore."" " ♪ They got caught into it, and now they must suffer. ♪" " These motherfuckers are cannibals!" " Your knife, Boss." " ♪ My fellow villagers, ♪" "♪ Tonight we'll dine ♪" "♪ Blood clots and guts, blood clots and guts. ♪" "♪ My fellow villagers... ♪" " Turn around a little." "♪ Tonight we'll dine ♪" "♪ Blood clots and guts, blood clots and guts. ♪" "There, Boss." "Cut it, go on." "♪ Welcome, tourists, to Villorrio del Caudillo. ♪" "♪ You're welcome to join us, as a good taste dish. ♪" "♪ We'll always remember you. ♪" "♪ Granny's broth with big breasts." "Traditional rice with cirrhotic liver. ♪" " Good luck, Boss." "Hope you get your tie back!" " ♪ Human legs with vinegar sauce. ♪." " ♪ Our special treat, Slobber's tongue. ♪" " Don't you dare!" " Good night, Boss." "Enjoy the party." " Josa, son of a bitch!" "♪ Thanks to you, we can celebrate our festival. ♪" "♪ Blood clots and guts, blood clots and guts... ♪" "Don't stop the music!" "I warned you!" "Son of a bitch!" "Die, you bastard!" "Dumb piece of shit!" "Now you can wear an eye patch too!" "Don't run away..." "You won't be going anywhere." "Come here, coward!" "Bastard!" "You run like a rat, but I'll catch you!" "Don't hide!" "I'll kill you!" "I'll kill you, son of a bitch!" "Bastard!" "I'll rip your stomach open!" "You'll learn who's the boss here!" "I'll kill you!" "I'll take out your guts and stuff them into your mouth!" "Now, it looks like we'll be having a lovely dawn." " You damned son of a bitch!" " What's the matter?" "Didn't you enjoy our festival?" "I've run into a number of psychos in my whole life, but this thing of yours..." "This is the worst I've ever seen!" "Come on, come on." "Don't get so worked up, here we don't do anything that they don't do in the outside as well." " Aren't your hands stained with blood, too?" " That's different!" "Your madness..." "I don't know what kind of sick game you all are playing." "The roots of our village are intertwined with this tradition." "Tradition?" "You call this shit a tradition?" "Our village's been doing it for decades." "Doesn't a village have the right to stand up for their culture and traditions?" "I learned it from my parents, and my children are going to learn it from me." " And all of this will come to no end, ever." " You're savages!" "Some motherfucking savage hicks!" "I'm gonna kill you and all of your fucking family!" "Is that so?" "That'll be if I don't kill you before, right?" "Fucking sicko!" "I just wanted to retire after this last job." "But no, you had to appear with your fucking festival and fuck us all." "But what the fuck are you laughing at?" "Sick son of a bitch!" "Why can't you understand it?" "If we kill you, is because we like you... with a good seasoning!" "The Sun rises again at Villorrio del Caudillo." "But today is not a day like any other." "Today is the most awaited day of the year in the village, and the townsfolk, in spite of the hangover from last night's party, prepare with a good amount of excitement the delicious meal for the big feast." "Here is Dolores making her famous testicle and trotter soup." "Granny is preparing that special sauce passed on from one generation to the next." "Even Rogelio is giving a helping hand in the kitchen." "But, where might Petronila be?" " That was such a good meat!" " Yummy!" "This is Nuts' hand, isn't it?" "Hey, kiddo." "You've seen how this works, right?" "Next year's your turn, so you'd better start leaning." "I wonder what you'll bring." " That chainsaw one-legged one was a though nut to crack." " He was the hardest one, wasn't he?" " I liked last year's family more." " This food's first rate!" "I'm not saying it wasn't half bad, but..." "I'd liked to kill the fat one myself." "I'm gonna rip your fucking head off and make myself a stew with it!" "What's with you and this girl?" "Motherfuckers!" " Next year's on you." " But he was my fatso!" "Come on, cheer up!" "Now, quiet already." "See, we have a surprise for you, silly!" "What's it like, huh?" "What's up, fatso?" "I'll give it the first bite." "Are you happy, huh?" "Are you?" "Of course you're happy, aren't you?" "Really good!" "Oops, I almost killed myself!" "This is finger-licking good!" "Don't touch your eye, or the wound may get infected." " Are you sure you've sewn me well?" " Sure, my dear." "I learned from your father." "Does it hurt?" " Just a little." " Don't worry, I've sewn you very well!" " But you left that little gap, right?" " Of course, my love." "You'll get well soon." "Geez, these fuckers were some though lot, son..." "Come to think about it, where's Petronila?" "This scarecrow is lacking the eyes." "This year's been awesome!" "I got the whole collection." "I love it!"