"How many times do I have to tell you?" "Take out the empty water bottles." "Pass the ball there!" "Don't put them back into the fridge." "They won't refill themselves in the fridge." "Drink eight glasses of water each day." "Have more fruit, Come on." "Foul play is okay... and vegetables." "...as long as the ref miss it!" "You'll be sorry when you get constipated." "All you eat is junk food." "Sodas are no good for you either." "Isn't it too late to be watching TV now?" "Yeah!" "Oh boy!" "What a goal!" "His third goal of the season!" "Zidane made such a wonderful pass!" "The ball almost missed the goal!" "I was really worried that Beckham's ball would be intercepted." "I bet there's a fourth goal on the way..." "Replay, replay!" "Time to go to bed now." "You're going to oversleep tomorrow." "Look at this mess." "I'm not cleaning up for you." "I'm not your maid." "Have you brushed your teeth?" "I am aiming at 7 goals tomorrow." "I'm fully confident, how about you?" "Do a bit more schoolwork, will you?" "Haven't you got a test in two days?" "I haven't seen you studying at all." "Going to bed without brushing your teeth again?" "It costs several hundred dollars to see the dentist." "You've got it easy." "Pass!" "David, find a space." "Michael, change your position." "There is a space!" "Yeah!" "Michael!" "Michael!" "Yeah!" "Winnie." "Trials?" "We still need trials?" "They said they did the same thing last year" "Hurry up." "I can hardly bear this sticky sweat." "Oh, your shampoo makes so many bubbles." "Good job, Michael!" "Mr Wong says if we beat La Salle next week, we can join Division One directly!" "No more trials!" "Yeah!" "Hey" "Miss Chan's going to switch our seats next week." "Wanna sit with me?" "Look, Charlie's van!" "Wow!" "That's Shearer!" "All are out-of-print posters!" "That's Beckham in 1997!" "See that Brazil team shirt?" "What about it?" "It's got little holes in the armpits." "My mum says she'll reward me if I get full marks three times in a row." "Is it expensive?" "What do you want?" "Have you got Real Madrid?" "It hasn't arrived yet." "When will it come?" "Dunno." "Don't be stupid!" "Pervert!" "Buzz off!" "Ha!" "Buzz off..." "Don't be stupid..." "Pervert..." "You're welcome." "My name's David." "I'm thirteen years old." "Have you ever had dessert in Yuen Long?" "It's really good." "You should try it." "Oh, I see." "My ICQ number is 16666666." "You fancy fish balls?" "I know a nice fish ball stall in Mongkok." "You think it's too far?" "I know a nice place around here too." "We can also have dessert if you want." "See you!" "Don't trust strangers if they ask you for money." "They'll rip you off." "I'll write to you." "Goodbye!" "Oh!" "You forgot these!" "Goodbye!" "See you!" "Hi Michael!" "Hi Uncle John!" "Uncle Tom!" "Don't forget to bring me Real Madrid tomorrow" "And you bring Man U too." "I'll break your leg" "I've got Carlos and Beckham and I'm gonna kick your arse!" "My Ronaldino's gonna beat your Seaman until he drops!" "I'm gonna kick your arse and break your leg!" "I'll break your leg" "Mum!" "I'm home!" "(Hymn: "Jesus Loves Us")" "(Chinese writing lesson)" "Good friends we are." "Comma!" "Together we go to school." "Comma!" "Together we play." "Full stop!" "Good sisters we are, together we sing karaoke together we play PS2." "It should've been "Play Station Two"." "Good classmates they are... (Whispering)" "Michael, What is the matter?" "David says," ""Old husband and wife we are, together we sleep, together we take a bath"." "It's all your fault." "We could have sat together." "You blew it." "Yeah right, my fault again." "It was a stupid joke." "Hey." "Who do you think is the prettiest girl in our class?" "What?" "The prettiest girl in our class?" "Are you sick?" "You're the one who's sick." "Don't you think Winnie looks like Britney?" "Don't be disgusting!" "Shhhh..." "I told you Beckham's great!" "Look how cool he is!" "Ha!" "Can I play too?" "It's not your game." "Go play Barbie dolls." "Ignore him." "Here, take mine." "Come on, Winnie." "Let me start." "That's not the way to play." "Oh no!" "The fact is, I'm completely cured after the operation." "But my mum's worried that I'll have to have another operation." "So she made me use wheelchair." "Shhhh... you bitch." "No!" "Are you sure this is okay?" "No!" "Watch out!" "Be careful!" "Aarghhh!" "Firework spectacle!" "Stop it, Mr Firefighter!" "Michael." "Your turn now." "I don't want to." "I said no!" "You've never been in there, have you?" "Aarghh!" "My mon said I don't need wheelchair next week." "You deserve it." "Then let's choose a day and have fun with it last time." "Sure." "Are you serious?" "Sol Campbell!" "That's how he pushes people." "Can I borrow your horn, Mr Chan?" "You know you're not supposed to bring these cards to school." "So who brought them to school?" "Whose cards are they?" "So you both like Beckham, eh?" "I bet you both stayed up late last night for the match then?" "But I don't think he's that great." "Besides taking free kicks," "All he can do is intercept and make long passes" "He skills are far from precise." "And he's nowhere near as calm as Zidane when it comes to handling tricky situations." "That's not true!" "All Real Madrid had was short flat passes." "Thanks to Beckham, they've got so many more options now." "He does all the long passes and scores often too." "Like the match last night, the long pass he made for Raul was perfect." "Accurate and right on target." "Even some can't throw as accurately." "Football is not just about playing tricks." "It's not just about individual players." "Beckham's also impressed many Spanish fans." "Get out of here now." "Miss," "Your bra." "Let's go." "That's fast!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "I'm not doing it." "Don't you chicken out now." "First of all, it's way too dangerous." "So what's the second reason then?" "Aarghhh!" "It's scary!" "It feels good!" "It feels great!" "Help!" "Help "Sir Michael"!" "Thanks for your support, my subjects!" "Let's have another round before it gets dark." "Is it "Sir Michael's" turn this time?" "Of course it is!" "Did you think it'd be your turn, your chambermaid?" "See!" "You were completely freaked out before and now look how much you're enjoying it!" "But it really was dangerous." "If I hadn't told you to stay, you would've missed all this fun!" "But we've got a dictation tomorrow, remember?" "Today, I'll teach you a poem." "Sometimes, writing poem is just like using words to draw a picture." "Miss Chan, let me read out this poem!" "Sometimes, it's better to read things than say them aloud." "Miss, we should make it our next dictation." "Come out here, Jacky." "Pack your bag." "Hurry up." "Winnie, you come out too." "Take Jacky's seat." "Winnie says she doesn't want to sit next to the air conditioner." "She doesn't feel well." "Jacky, you're full of energy." "You probably doesn't mind swapping seats with her, do you?" "Whew!" "Just swapping seats." "I thought I had done something wrong." "Johnny, help Winnie." "Move your own chair, Jacky." "Okay, we've actually read this text once..." "What is it?" "I can't see the blackboard." "Is everyone happy now?" "Let's go on." "Now let's look at the first paragraph." "It says..." "Goodbye, Miss Chan!" "Thank you, Miss Chan!" "Go home and read the rest of the passage." "I'll test you next time." "We're back together again!" "You've got one new message, to receive, please press "one"." "Today 3:13 pm." "If she really doesn't want to, it's okay for her to drop one activity" "Of course I know." "But she cries every time she practises the piano." "And she calls me every time she cries." "I can't do a lot for her, can I?" "She's learning ballet, English, painting and singing all at the same time." "She's only four, but she's busier than us!" "What?" "It was your idea for her to live with you!" "Okay." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have lost my temper again." "Okay." "Drop her off at my school then." "What time?" "Where?" "Okay." "Do you think Winnie asked to swap seats on purpose?" "Huh?" "Get changed now!" "We'll be there." "Give us one minute." "Didn't you see the look on her face?" "Are you okay?" "Yes, I am!" "Give it to me." "Okay." "Okay." "I know how to take care of myself, mum!" "Come over here." "Let me do it." "Wow!" "What an ugly cow!" "No!" "I think she's "The temptress in Uniform"." "Grow up, will you?" "Hurry up!" "Mr Wong's gonna get cranky again if we're late." "Come on!" "Left!" "Left!" "Left!" "Right!" "Left!" "Mr Wong, the class finished late." "You don't want to get told off by Mr Wong, do you?" "He's gonna tell us off." "Come on!" "Shut up, will you?" "My precious plimsolls." "You must have been hurting your toes all the time." "Here, wear my Adidas." "Or you're gonna break your toenails again." "But what are you wearing?" "I've got a spare pair outside." "Put them on, hurry!" "They're great!" "Mr Wong's gonna tell us off." "I'm going." "Hurry up!" "See you outside!" "Pass!" "Pass!" "Michael!" "What are you doing standing next to Dicky?" "How on earth can he pass the ball to you?" "Karl!" "Positioning!" "Teddy!" "Go up!" "Teddy!" "Michael!" "Michael!" "Pass it to David!" "Over here, Michael!" "There were too many people in your way." "You couldn't have beaten them all." "Come on!" "What was that?" "Free kick for the whites." "What's wrong with you, Teddy?" "See that idiot Teddy over there?" "He knocked me down." "And now I've got a free kick." "What a retard!" "I wish he had knocked me down in the penalty area." "I would've got a penalty kick then!" "Yeah!" "This way!" "This way!" "..." "I'm knackered." "Michael, what's wrong you today?" "Does he get constipated?" "Get Constipated?" "It'll be terrible if he get constipated when we face La Salle!" "Then David should do him a favour." "How?" "Use my fingers?" "Why are you staring at my little Pete?" "Yeah!" "Come over here, Michael." "You didn't do very well today." "Dannt, come take his postion." "Did you stay up late last night?" "You watch how people do it." "Michael." "What is it?" "See that idiot Teddy over there?" "He knocked me down." "And now I've got a free kick." "What a retard!" "I don't think it's funny!" "Are you jealous?" "Michael." "See you in our next life." "Lend me your DV tape, Winnie." "I think someone's jealous of your scoring one goal." "He's always jealous because I've got a higher transfer fee." "What football club on earth would want you?" "The South China FC, Real Madrid, Athletico Madrid... everybody!" "Don't know which contract to sign." "Hey big fella." "You don't want me to throw away your computer, do you?" "I've been working on these accounts for over an hour now." "And that's exactly how long you've been playing on the computer." "You said you needed the computer for your schoolwork." "But I've never seen you using it for schoolwork at all." "Money doesn't grow on trees." "I've got to bring work home." "And if I can't finish it, I get told off by my boss." "BJ 54462734..." "Wow." "Thank you." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Just wanted to see what you're reading." "Can I have a look?" "I don't want to read it anymore." "You can have it." "Wow!" "Look!" "Look how cool he is!" "Even the way he runs is cool!" "Who is he?" "It's Raul." "Who is Raul?" "Number 7, Real Madrid!" "He's cute." "I don't like him because of his looks." "It's because of his skills." "Wow!" "Look at Beckham!" "But you just said you only cared about skills, not looks." "Look at that!" "Where?" "There!" "This one's not bad either." "You're a big boy now, eh?" "What?" "Why are you in uniform?" "Was there school today?" "I just went to the library." "Let me help you." "Remember the roast goose shop?" "The chicken shop next to it... was closed today." "It took me ages to find this chicken." "It was the last one." "Been sitting in the shop the whole day" "But it still costs me $30." "They wouldn't give me a discount, didn't have enough notes for changes either." "In the end, they gave me this big bunch of coins." "It gave me a headache just to count them." "I don't even know if they've given me the correct changes." "It's all Tung Chee-hwa's fault." "First, he changes the ten-dollar coins into notes," "And then he changes them back to coins again." "Life was never this tough before he took over." "And then this bird flu thing came along." "Chicken shops close and open all the time." "All we get is frozen chickens now." "Live ones are so expensive." "Mum." "What is it?" "I need a pair of plimsolls." "I'll give you some money later." "Mum." "What is it this time?" "What else do you need now?" "Wow!" "What are you doing up there?" "Getting this back." "Hey." "Don't forget to keep both feet on the ground when you do a throw-in." "This historical event was..." "Michael!" "Hey." "Let me help you." "Treat me with that area, please." "Treat me, please." "No treat!" "Hey!" "Wanna hear a ghost story?" "Once upon a time, there was a guy called Tung Chee-hwa." "He's strolling down the street one day... when he saw a man." "The man was sweeping the floor, with his back facing Tung." "Tung ignored him and walked on." "But the man suddenly turned around and went..." "Wah!" "Please tell Mr Wong," "I'm not well, I'm not coming to the training today." "Have you got period pains?" "Michael!" "Don't forget we've got an English dictation tomorrow." "What's that?" "English dictation tomorrow." "Have you got new shoes yet?" "What's that?" "Have you got a pair?" "I'm going to buy a pair of plimsolls." "Hey!" "Is the dictation tomorrow memorising or just writing?" "Winnie!" "Do we have to memorise the whole passage?" "Miss Lau gave it to me." "This is a Digit Monster." "Don't touch it!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "I want milk..." "Italy l-T-A-L-Y" "Germany G-E-R-M-A-N-Y" "Czechoslovakia C-Z-E" "No." "It's C-Z-E-C-H-O-S-L-O-V-A-K-l-A" "Czechoslovakia" "Wow!" "You're a star!" "King of dictation." "You're not bad yourself, queen of art work." "In card." "In paper." "Hey, I'm decorating our classroom notice board next week." "Can you help me?" "Can't your friends help you?" "They can't." "They've got girl guide training." "Bring Michael along too." "(Sighs.)" "But it looks like I'll have to cheer him up first." "Did Miss Law give you that?" "Yes." "What is it?" "Ultra man." "It's a phone." "It works!" "This music sounds familiar." "Can you play it on the piano?" "As well as this?" "Don't forget to keep practising, okay?" "Yes." "Holy cow!" "You!" "That's the second time." "Just once more, and your mum will buy you the Brazil team shirt." "I don't want the team shirt now." "I want another pair of Adidas." "What do you need another pair of Adidas for?" "To give to you!" "Our feet are the same size." "In them, you play better." "We've got one more dictation tomorrow." "So you're definitely getting a new pair of shoes for the match with La Salle next week." "(Reading Chinese poem)" "(Reading Chinese poem)" "Hello." "Speaking." "I don't have any holiday." "I don't have time." "(Reading Chinese poem)" "(Reading Chinese poem)" "You don't have to cancel the sports channel, do you?" "But you stay up every night." "If I hadn't bumped into Mr Cheung the other day," "I wouldn't have found out that you're in trouble with your boss." "You act as tough we're filthy rich." "If you lose your job, we won't even be able to watch the free channels." "But everyone's like that, they finish work and go home to watch football." "I don't know what other people do." "All I know is that I'm your wife and I'm not going to let you go on like this." "I'm canceling the sports channel anyway." "What are you working so hard for?" "I was afraid that there'd be a storm warning and school would be cancelled." "Are you silly;" "You liked school so much?" "Michael." "(Sigh.)" "Are there two 'M's in "commitment"?" "Would she believe that she's made a mistake in her marking?" "I'll be in big trouble if I get caught." "I wanna kill myself!" "I wanna go to hell!" "I wanna get full marks!" "I wanna ask Satan for full marks!" "Grow up, will you?" "Do remember, there are two 'M's in commitment" "Okay, okay, you've repeated it more than 900 times." "No way, it's no more than 800 times." "Here, have some tea." "Thanks." "This must be ten years old now." "Do you remember that the formula for certripetal force is FC=MV2/R?" "But there is still one thing that I can't figure out." "You know, when you play the spinning machine in Ocean Park, you feel like you're being thrown out of the machine." "But we're told in the Physics lesson" "That's certripetal force, not centrifugal force." "But you do feel like you're being thrown out." "I don't understand why everyone's still asking the same question!" "No matter how hard I explain." "Give me your hand." "Now pull." "And spin." "Do you feel like you're being thrown out or pulled back?" "Got you!" "I'm sorry." "I couldn't find egg tarts." "I know." "Otherwise, we would have finished them first." "I've got something for you." "For me?" "What is it?" "You don't remember this?" "It's yours." "Mine?" "I'll definitely bring egg tarts next time." "Goodbye." "I'm sorry." "Thank you, Miss Lau." "Thank you, Miss Lau." "Stop singing that stupid tune!" "Higher." "Ouch!" "Of course he's number 23!" "Shhhh..." "Keep it down." "Your father is asleep." "Why so early?" "Man U is playing against Chelsea at 2 in the morning." "Stick it as high as you can." "Can you reach?" "Stick it on" "No, not there." "Move it over a little bit." "Isn't that cool!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "This is Pretty Woman." "I come from Shanghai." "My measurements are 37, 22 and 34." "Sir, you can touch me and squeeze me..." "Grow up, will you?" "I'm bored." "Where are your parents?" "My uncle, my aunt and my cousin..." "Ha... my cousin has a new hair cut, exactly same as an Afro-wig!" "What?" "Where are your parents?" "They go out and have dinner with those people." "Did you do art work with Winnie whole day?" "Have you caught a cold?" "It's really windy outside." "I had the windows wide open, that's why I'm sneezing." "Windy?" "Really?" "Listen for yourself." "What?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Aarghh!" "Perfect!" "Michael, why are you here?" "I dropped the telephone when I was chatting with you" "The roof is so filthy!" "I broke the phone." "My mum's gonna kill me." "Michael, what's up" "Go to my home to play PS2." "Where have you been?" "It's really late." "I went to David's." "But he called just now." "Because of storm signal, all sport activities will be cancelled after school." "Sir!" "Michael?" "You've missed out an apostrophe in the sentence." "Oh that's right." "Thanks for pointing that out." "You're welcome." "So cool!" "It's empty, are you kidding me?" "What's the difference between plimsolls and boots?" "It's more good-Iooking" "Do you know Michael's size?" "Same as mine." "Then will you be free at lunch time today?" "As for the football match with Le Salle tomorrow, it will depend on the weather, and you'll get update on school's website before lunch time." "Have you seen Michael?" "No." "Say bye bye to daddy." "Bye bye, daddy." "I told him I don't want a big one." "That will be difficult to steam-cook." "It's so fresh." "It's so good to see you." "Otherwise I have to wait for a long time." "The weather has changed recently." "Still, I heard it would be good weather today from radio." "It's all Tong Chee Hwa's fault" "The accountability system he introduced sucks." "Nobody at the Observatory gets the blame anyway." "They said it would be good weather today," "Now, you see!" "It's raining cats and dogs!" "Give it to me." "By the way, there are many ways to cook fish." "A pair of plimsolls, size 37, please." "But it's raining now." "What do you need new shoes for?" "Here, dry your feet first." "I'll give you a size 38." "You're a big boy now." "You should wear bigger shoes." "Mum, what are you doing with my computer?" "Mmm..." "One table spoon of Chinese wine." "One tea spoon of vinegar." "David left you something." "It's over there, in the bag." "Look how wet your umbrella and shoes are" "Put them on the balcony." "Don't just stand there." "You're making a mess of the floor." "Dinner's ready." "Come on." "What is it?" "I've got my day off in lieu today." "What?" "I bumped into David's mum in the market." "Try this." "I think it's a bit too sweet." "Come on." "Try it." "David's mum is great." "She knows how to use the computer." "And she's good at cooking." "I've got to learn from her sometime." "Mum." "Why isn't the TV on today?" "Oh, you're right." "Are you okay?" "You look tired." "Are you worried that it'll rain tomorrow and the match will be canceled?" "No." "I've got tomorrow afternoon off as well." "Whether the match is on or not," "I'll take you and David to a buffet anyway, okay?" "There is a new restaurant in the shopping mall." "I've got a coupon." "Have you called and thanked David?" "He's such a good pal." "Came all the way to give you the shoes even though it's pouring." "You should be like him." "Such good manners." "Greets me every time he sees me." "And he's really handsome too." "Mum." "There's something that I've wanted to tell you for a long time." "I'm gay." "Michael!" "Where have you been all day?" "Your mum's really worried about you." "Without you, we lost the match today, eight-nil." "It was even worse than Saudi Arabia verses Germany." "What's wrong with you?" "Michael." "Let's start all over again." "There are two 'M's in "commitment", you know?" "Grow up, will you?" "Winnie and I draw on the plimsolls;" "we haven't even had lunch!" "Let's start all over again!" "Come on!" "I dare you!" "I can bend it like Beckham!" "I've Carlos's powerful kick!" "Owen slaughters you any day." "I've got Henry's wonderful head!" "I've got Ronaldo to kick your arse!" "Kenny saves the day with single hand!" "Figo always shoots to kill!" "Zidane when it comes to handling tricky situations!"