"(TYPING)" "MAN:" "Oh!" "(DING)" "(SIGHS) (BEEPS)" "(SIGHS)" "NARRATOR:" "It is the eve of the Franco-Prussian War, and Napoleon the Third, emperor of France, seeks to create a new breed of soldier, one that will ensure victory." "To that end, he pays a secret visit to a young scientist named Gustave Franklin." "(METAL CLANGING) (GROWLS)" "NAPOLEON:" "So, my dear Gustave, is my serum ready?" "Your Majesty, I must admit the results of my research aren't what I anticipated." "The latest version of my serum modified the organisms in my test subjects in quite an unexpected way." "You'll see, it's extraordinary!" "Rodrigue!" "Chimène!" "Don't be shy, children." "Say good evening to the Emperor." "Good evening to the Emperor!" "Good evening to the Emperor!" "Those animals can speak?" "Yes, they're..." "Invulnerable?" "No..." "No?" "What do you mean, no?" "You promised me that your ultimate serum would create an army of invulnerable, invincible warriors." "The war is coming at any moment." "(GASPS) What have you given me?" "Nothing but sideshow freaks." "(GASPS)" "Bizaine!" "Take out your gun and fire at those beasts." "If they're not as invincible as we thought, too bad for them." "As you wish, Majesty!" "No!" "No, wait!" "(GUNSHOT) (GLASS SHATTERS)" "(SCREECH)" "(ALL GASP)" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(SCREECHING)" "(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)" "(SCREECHING)" "Boom!" "Boom?" "(BABY CRYING)" "WOMAN:" "There, there." "Sleep, Prosper." "It's nothing." "Daddy is just working." "NARRATOR:" "And so, Emperor Napoleon III meets his untimely end, leaving behind a bereaved nation and a son, who the very next day is crowned Napoleon IV." "Less warlike than his father, the young emperor signs a peace treaty with Prussia, thus averting war and changing the course of history by securing the French throne for a long line of Napoleons." "Several years later, the world's leading scientists begin to mysteriously disappear as if into thin air." "Despite the best efforts of police across the globe, no one can discover why or where they've gone." "Branly." "Einstein." "Hertz." "Marconi." "Nobel." "Pasteur." "And a host of other brilliant minds." "Without its scientists, the world never sees the wonders they would have invented or discovered." "No electricity." "No radio or television." "No automobiles." "Scientific progress comes to a halt." "With no one to discover new sources of energy, mankind continues to rely on coal." "And when the coal runs out, wood burning furnaces, until the forests of Europe have been stripped bare." "The French Empire casts a covetous eye on the great forests of North America." "But seizing them will mean war." "And to win, France will need scientists to upgrade its antiquated weaponry." "The few scientists who remain are being tracked down and made to work for the military, willingly or not." "So it is, that, 60 years later," "Gustave Franklin's son, Prosper, and his grandson, Paul, find themselves forced into hiding as they continue the pursuit of the Ultimate Serum." "The year is 1931 but the world is still stuck in the Steam Age!" "(DEEP BREATH)" "Pops." "I knew I'd find you here." "I can't help it." "I need to come see it every day." "I know, it's the last one and it reminds you of when you were young and when there were trees." "Sorry, but we have something very important we have to finish today." "You know you're taking a risk coming here." "Do you want them to catch you and force you to make weapons?" "I keep telling you, I can't help it." "(COUGHING)" "Hey!" "A coin for the song." "One coin, come on." "Please!" "(COIN CLANGS)" "(SINGING) Attack!" "Attack!" "Your souls will hear our call" "Destroy!" "Destroy!" "The enemy must fall" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Those brave and restless be" "We'll shoot them all" "Tomorrow we'll be free" "Together we head full steam toward our goal" "We'll cross this ocean for the final round" "The bugles sound the echo of the gun" "Their forests are ours and so their coal" "(ENGINE SPUTTERING)" "You won't say anything to Annette, right?" "Do I ever?" "Inspector, they just went in!" "The family's all there." "This is it." "We can lock them up." "(GROANS)" "My dear Limousin, it took us weeks to find them." "We can wait 10 more minutes." "Let me finish my nap, will ya?" "(YAWNS)" "(BUBBLING)" "Prosper, where on Earth have you been?" "I had to administer the doses alone." "Firstly, it's Pops." "And second, it's none of your business." "Annette, come on, love." "Let it be." "You can argue about it later." "It's a big day for us today." "Whew, big day." "Filtration?" "(SIGHS) Ready." "Enzymatic integration?" "It's good." "Molecular hybridization?" "Successful." "(LIQUID FLOWING)" "(HISSING)" "Injection of mutant agent?" "Commencing." "(BUBBLING, SPUTTERING)" "Emulsions 1 and 2 for the final mix?" "Here they are!" "April, this is not the time." "So now?" "Can I mix it now?" "My little sparrow, the best way you can help us is to sit right here and not touch anything." "Now, where were we?" "Emulsions 1 and 2?" "Here they are." "ANNETTE:" "Hydrostatic pressure?" "PAUL:" "Perfect!" "Volume masses stable." "Stop making such a sad face." "Come play." "It'll be more fun than this chemistry doom." "Darwin, it's thanks to that chemistry you can talk." "And you're proud of your parents?" "It was a failed experiment." "I was supposed to be invulnerable but I'm not." "ANNETTE:" "This time, unless we've slipped up somewhere, we have created" "(BUBBLING) the Ultimate Serum." "(SIGHS)" "The Ultimate Serum." "All forms of life will be invulnerable." "Illness, old age, and death will be things of the past." "Mere memories." "A more admirable goal than creating invincible soldiers, isn't it, Grandad?" "We made the same mistakes you did." "But finally, today, we'll be successful." "Now we can proceed with the guinea pig test." "Prosper, would you please..." "PROSPER:" "Pops!" "Call me Pops!" "(BLIPPING)" "(MEWING) PIZONI:" "This is Inspector Pizoni!" "Imperial Security!" "Don't try to escape." "You're surrounded." "And don't forget, I want them alive." "You are under arrest for breaking the law!" "All scientists must be in service to the Empire!" "(BANGING ON DOOR) SOLDIERS:" "Open up!" "The serum!" "We can't let them get their hands on it." "SOLDIERS:" "Open up!" "The escape hatch, quick!" "Huh?" "Come on!" "Quick!" "Pops!" "I'll stall them." "I'll meet you at the Steam Mobile!" "Go!" "Get out of here." "(SOLDIERS GRUNT)" "Stop!" "Put your hands up." "Delighted." "(CLANKING)" "ALL:" "Huh?" "(SOLDIERS YELLING)" "(GROANING)" "(CHUCKLING) (GUNSHOT)" "(GASPS)" "(LAUGHS) I got you!" "(GASPING) (GRUNTS)" "(LAUGHS)" "(GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)" "(GASP)" "Surprise." "Huh?" "But..." "Hands up!" "Hmm?" "(LAUGHS)" "(GUNS COCK) (LEVER CLICKING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Go on, stop the boiler." "With my hands in the air, that might prove to be difficult." "Well then, let me make it easier." "(ENGINE SPUTTERING) Huh?" "The boiler!" "Aim for the boiler!" "(GUNSHOTS) (TIRES SCREECH)" "PAUL:" "Pops!" "Grandpa!" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(GROANS)" "Don't move." "(GASPS)" "(PANTING)" "(SNARLS)" "(YELLING)" "(THUDDING)" "(SOLDIERS GRUNTING) SOLDIER:" "We got 'em, don't let 'em get away!" "(SOLDIERS YELLING)" "SOLDIER:" "Come back here, you swine!" "(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)" "You'll pay for this!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GUNSHOT) (AIR HISSING)" "(GASPING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTING, GASPING) (TRAIN BELL DINGING)" "I'll head for the station!" "It's our only chance." "(SCREAMING)" "Annette!" "April!" "Are you all right?" "You're not hurt?" "MALE ANNOUNCER:" "Attention, please, Platform 2." "Immediate boarding for the 1:47 to Berlin." "Ha!" "There!" "Arrest them!" "(GASPING)" "Come on!" "In the name of the Empire!" "Arrest them!" "Arrest them!" "Arrest them!" "(BARKING) (GRUNTS)" "MALE ANNOUNCER:" "Platform 2, Paris to Berlin is now leaving." "(STEAM HISSING)" "(HORN BLOWING)" "FEMALE ANNOUNCER:" "We'd like to remind our third class passengers that they are forbidden to speak to the other passengers." "Thank you." "And have a pleasant journey." "PAUL:" "Farewell, Paris." "And Grandpa?" "Don't worry." "He's much smarter than the police," "I'm sure he'll be all right." "Once we're in Berlin we'll find a way to contact him." "They also have police in Berlin, you know." "We must hide the serum." "In the name of the Empire, stop right there!" "(GASPING)" "Come on." "(YELLS)" "(GASPING, GRUNTING)" "You dirty swine." "Where are you hiding?" "(HINGES CREAK) Huh?" "Ah." "(GRUNTS)" "Whoa, ah, ah!" "(SCREAMING)" "(GROANS)" "Annette, quick!" "The life baskets!" "Come on, close." "Close!" "Annette, what're you doing?" "All right, I'm coming!" "(AIR HISSES)" "Stop!" "Don't move!" "Ha!" "Gotcha!" "This time there's no escape." "(GASPING) Huh?" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "(METAL CLANGING, CREAKING)" "(HINGES SQUEAKING)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "(GASP)" "April!" "April!" "(GRUNTING)" "Mother!" "Father!" "(GRUNTING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(METAL CLANGING)" "(STEAM HISSING)" "(EXPLOSION) (YELLS)" "(SCREAMING)" "MAN:" "A cable car destroyed!" "Paul and Annette Franklin, two valued scientists we've been following for weeks." "Dead!" "IMPERIAL HOSPITAL" "Vaporized!" "Along with all those passengers and your own men." "The grandfather, Prosper Franklin, another valued scientist, disappears." "The girl is mute, useless to us." "I ask you again, Pizoni, what the hell happened?" "I told you already." "There was a black cloud, lightning and then everything blew up!" "It's all that old geezer's fault." "If it weren't for him I would have the whole family." "Soon as I get out of here, I'm gonna clock that grandpa." "Out of the question, you one-man catastrophe!" "No more hunting scientists for you!" "When you get out, the only ones you'll be arresting are tramps and vegetable thieves, Agent Pizoni." "(GASPS)" "That's right, Agent." "No more Inspector." "(DOOR SHUTS)" "(SIGHS)" "(SCISSORS SNIPPING)" "WOMAN:" "You can thank the Empire." "After taking care of you and feeding you, they're gonna place you in an orphanage." "It's a nice place where head lice are undesirable." "(PURRING)" "(PATIENT COUGHING)" "(PURRING)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "Hey, wait!" "Police." "I got something to say to this kid." "Well, uh, yeah." "I'm sorry about your parents." "That was ugly, that was ugly what happened." "But you still have your grandpa, right?" "Prosper Franklin?" "You wanna make sure he's all right, don't you?" "Hmm?" "You're a clever girl." "You must know where he is." "Huh?" "Come on, talk!" "Say something!" "Cat got your tongue?" "(DARWIN HISSING)" "(SNARLS) (GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS) (YOWLS)" "Come back!" "Stop her!" "(GRUNTING)" "(COUGHS)" "Well?" "Well nothing." "She disappeared." "I gave up." "April Franklin!" "You can hide all you want but I'm gonna find you." "And I am also gonna find your grandfather." "I'm will throw him in the can, and I will be Inspector again." "Be afraid, Franklins!" "Beware the wrath of Gaspard Pizoni!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTING)" "(MAN READING)" "June 18, 1941" "MAN:" "Napoleon V and Queen Victoria II, high above the English Channel." "At last, our beloved sovereigns inaugurate the bridge connecting England and France." "Rome." "Another scientist mysteriously disappears!" "No trace has been found of the poor Enrico Fermi!" "Unfortunate news out of the League of Americas." "Shots exchanged off the coast of Canada!" "Once again, our Imperial Navy was almost victorious!" "The cable car route between Paris and Berlin is finally repaired!" "Take advantage of this quick trip!" "Enjoy 82 hours of relative comfort as you travel between our two capitals!" "Summer's here!" "Cover up, change the anti-dust filters on your masks and come on out to the summer fair!" "Exciting merry-go-rounds and other thrilling attractions await you!" "You like chemistry?" "Do you have anything more recent?" "Oh, no, little lady." "(COUGHING)" "The most recent science is from the last century." "Oh, all right, then I'll take that one there." "Coming right up." "CHEMISTRY TREATY" "SUMMER FAIR" "Oh." "Oh." "(GRUNTING)" "Hey!" "Watch where you're going." "Hoodlum!" "I should call the police." "(BELL DINGING)" "(STEAM HISSING)" "Pardon me." "Excuse me, sorry!" "Huh?" "Wh..." "Aw, shoot." "(COUGHING)" "(PAGES FLIPPING)" "(COUGHING CONTINUES)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "APRIL:" "It's me!" "French poems" "(COUGHING CONTINUES)" "Darwin!" "You know how tired you get when you read alone like this." "I'll read it to you, okay?" "How is it out there?" "APRIL:" "Same as always." "The war." "Another scientist disappeared in Rome!" "And now there's a bridge between England and France..." "Argh!" "This soot!" "(COUGHS)" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "I brought you this, and some glucose!" "Perrault, Puss in Boots." "Thanks, but we already have it, remember?" "(SIGHS) It was one of your favorites when I used to read to you." "They really didn't have much choice today." "Darwin, what's it like in Rome?" "DARWIN:" "If you paid attention to my geography lessons, you'd know." "There's more to life than chemistry." "Rome is magnificent." "The Colosseum." "Bernini's Throne." "But I'll never see any of it." "(BLOWS)" "What are you talking about?" "April!" "Reading exhausts me, I have a headache." "(GROANS, COUGHING)" "And I have more soot than air in my lungs." "It'll smell better here very soon." "You won't have to clean my litter box." "Will you stop it?" "Your brain tends to overheat." "Let me take your temperature." "DARWIN: (SIGHS) Leave my bottom alone!" "My nose is hotter than yesterday, and my fever hasn't gone down at all." "(SIGHS, COUGHS) The serum." "I will find it and you'll be cured!" "You should really find a new friend." "I don't need anyone." "(COUGHING)" "You're just saying that because you're afraid to meet someone and then lose them." "(COUGHING)" "But exploding cable cars only happen once in a lifetime." "Sorry." "It's ready!" "You're going to swallow this and then shut that big mouth of yours!" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "Is the food good?" "(GROANS) Only reason I come here is for the view." "Well?" "Nothing new!" "She goes out every day to swipe books 'n stuff." "Always alone." "She doesn't see anybody." "I still haven't found her hideaway." "Every day I lose her in the same place." "She goes out, she comes back and poof!" "The old guy, Prosper?" "Aw, you ask me every time." "I just told you, she sees nobody." "Why don't you just let it go?" "What's it been, 10 years you've been chasing after this old guy?" "Go after another scientist." "Plus, I'm starting to get real tired of tailing this girl." "I mean, not that she's not kinda cute, but I've tailed cuter." "Are those radishes or mushrooms?" "Listen to me!" "You haven't been working for me for that long, so maybe you don't understand!" "Even if it takes another 10 years," "I'm going to catch that geezer!" "And if you don't like it, I'll send you back to the can!" "I've found two-bit hacks like you before and I can find 'em again." "Whoa." "Calm down." "All right, I'm in." "What're the orders?" "One, find her hideaway." "Two, make sure she doesn't get caught when she steals." "Last thing we need is her in jail." "Three, get outta here!" "I'd like to finish my meal in peace." "Oh, you must have had a very bad childhood." "Get lost." "Huh?" "(GULPS)" "THE FLYING PIGEON" "APRIL:" "The cat spoke," ""In exchange for what you have done for me, I will bring you happiness!" "THE PUSS IN BOOTS" ""Give me just a bag and a pair of boots" ""and I will make you a fortune."" "End of chapter." "(SIGHS) I'm sorry I couldn't make you a fortune..." "Oh, silly!" "(COUGHS)" "How do you feel?" "(DARWIN COUGHING)" "The serum should have worked by now." "If you don't mind my saying..." "(COUGHS)" "You might want to change the formula." "Molecular hybridization didn't work because the polymerization is incomplete." "I don't have enough of the agents," "I need more potassium permanganate, dioxygen and..." "In English, please." "It didn't work because I'm missing the right amount of some ingredients." "But I know where I can get them..." "SUMMER FAIR" "DARWIN:" ""Great summer fairground." "THE BIG WHEEL OF PARIS" ""See the magic and fun of chemistry!"" "With a little luck, I'll find what I need!" "I'm coming with you!" "(COUGHING)" "Not gonna happen." "It's out of the question." "(CARNIVAL MUSIC)" "Hmm!" "MAN:" "Step right up!" "Step right up!" "See the incredible bearded Siamese twins." "Free for all military personnel." "ALL:" "Whoo!" "ALL:" "Whoo!" "The Lovers' Carousel" "(WHISPERS) April." "(SHUSHES)" "I'd really love to dance." "Cats don't dance." "And they don't talk!" "So be quiet." "(BUBBLING)" "MAN:" "And thanks to the magic of boric acid..." "Abracadabra!" "Poof!" "A green flame the color of hope appears!" "(CLAPPING SLOWLY)" "ANNOUNCER:" "Once again, a little girl wins a barrel of coal." "PRODIGIES AND WONDERS OF MAGICAL CHEMISTRY" "MAGICIAN:" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "I know you're all breathlessly anticipating the next miracle!" "Lithium, potassium, calcium." "A rainbow of fire color!" "Move it!" "April!" "(CLATTERS)" "He's coming!" "(GASPS)" "Hey!" "Hey, you!" "(GASPS) (PANTING)" "Hurry up!" "(GROANS)" "I gotcha, ya dirty little... (GROANS)" "(GRUNTS)" "ASSISTANT:" "Stop her!" "Thief!" "(PANTING)" "(CLICKS)" "DARWIN:" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "CHIMÈNE:" "A talking cat?" "Maximum surveillance, send in the rat spy." "MAN:" "As you wish." "(GROANS) Huh?" "Thief!" "(GASPS)" "ASSISTANT:" "Come back!" "Someone stop her!" "Oh!" "Honey, where have you been?" "I've looked all over for you!" "(KISSING)" "(ASSISTANT PANTING)" "Your bag!" "Open your bag!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Where are your manners?" "Don't touch my girl like that." "Yeah, well, you should see what your girl's been doing..." "Huh?" "You're lucky I'm with my sweetie." "If not, I'd shove that clown hat of yours where the sun don't shine!" "ANNOUNCER:" "There's a little boy named Leo waiting for his mom by the molten furnace." "(COUGHING)" "JULIUS:" "Your tiger here doesn't look so hot." "Uh, hey, I don't know what to say so..." "Thanks." "Here, think this is yours." "Magic. (CHUCKLES) You do magic with that stuff, too?" "I'd love to see it, say, your place?" "I, uh..." "Listen, thanks again but you wouldn't like my place." "And I don't live alone." "So better just leave it at that." "(TRAM BELL DINGS)" "(BUBBLING)" "APRIL:" "Filtration, good." "Inserting enzymatic." "Molecular hybridization." "(DARWIN COUGHING)" "Injecting mutant agent." "And now, colloidal solution..." "Done!" "There." "Oxidation-reduction..." "Glycolysis." "I don't have exactly what I need, but it should still work, Darwin!" "You could be cured." "(WATER RUSHING)" "Come on, come on." "(DARWIN COUGHING)" "What does it feel like to be kissed?" "Did he bite you?" "Lick your tongue?" "Did you like it?" "Swallow and shut up." "(CLOCK TICKING)" "(DARWIN COUGHING)" "APRIL:" "It should've worked by now." "Do you feel anything?" "Thanks for this wonderful day." "(COUGHS)" "And now, I can finally leave." "And where will you go?" "Silly." "(GROANS) I'm going to find Homer and Plato and Shakespeare..." "(SOBS)" "And also Perrault." "(CHUCKLES) I've got a few things to teach him about cats." "(COUGHING)" "April, I'm thirsty." "Darwin?" "Darwin!" "This is your fault!" "Why did I listen to you?" "I never should have let you go outside to breathe in that crappy soot!" "(SOBS) And this..." "This is crap, too!" "(GLASS BREAKS)" "(SOBBING)" "Everything is crap!" "Useless!" "Useless!" "All of it!" "(SOBBING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(CLATTERING)" "APRIL:" "Argh!" "(GLASS BREAKS) (APRIL SOBBING)" "CHEMISTRY AND COAL THE MYSTERIES OF PARIS" "(DARWIN CHUCKLES) I hope you don't expect me to clean up this mess." "(GASPS) Darwin?" "(DARWIN LAUGHS)" "You're, you're cured!" "(LAUGHING)" "Hey, that tickles!" "Ha!" "Is this even possible?" "With this, it is." "I just swallowed some, and now I'm fine!" "Hold on, you just drank this liquid and now you're cured?" "(CHUCKLES)" "This globe, my mother gave it to me the last time I saw her." "The serum!" "My parents never got to test the last version of their serum!" "I don't know how they got it in here, but you drank it!" "Darwin!" "My parents actually did it!" "The Ultimate Serum really works!" "And let me tell you, it's better than chicken soup!" "I feel like I swallowed a panther!" "Ya-whoo!" "(LAUGHS)" "Hmm. (SIGHS) You may applaud." "(GASPS AND SCREAMS) Huh?" "(GROANING)" "You!" "What are you doing here?" "Nothing, just admiring the view!" "Help me!" "(GROANING) (GRUNTING)" "Oh!" "Thank you." "That was a close one." "(SIGHS) I think I may need to change my underwear." "So, Romeo, was it love that made you climb the balcony?" "Are you spying on me?" "I told you to leave me alone!" "Uh, and is that also part of your act, too?" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "My little sparrow!" "It's your father!" "Can't be..." "PAUL:" "April, listen to me!" "I don't have much time!" "You're in danger!" "They're coming for you!" "Leave immediately!" "The oak!" "Go to the big oak tree as fast as you can!" "With any luck..." "Darwin!" "Sorry, feline instinct." "I can't control it." "APRIL:" "What is this thing?" "And how?" "Father is alive?" "Uh, something's going on outside." "(GASPS)" "We have to go." "Right now!" "JULIUS:" "Why?" "What is it?" "(CRACKLES) Huh?" "(SCREAMING)" "(ALARM BELLS CLANGING IN DISTANCE)" "Phew!" "Uh, where're you going?" "Your place." "Smart guy like you must live somewhere nice." "You can put us up for the night." "Thank you!" "What?" "Is there a problem?" "You don't like people stopping by unannounced?" "And don't get any ideas!" "There'll be no more exchanging saliva!" "I'll sleep on my side and Darwin'll stand guard!" "DARWIN:" "Hmm." "I think she likes you." "So, where do you live?" "(MUEZZIN CALLING)" "(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)" "(FOGHORN BLOWS) (SEAGULLS CAWS)" "RODRIGUE:" "What happened?" "CHIMÈNE:" "You're back." "CHIMÈNE:" "How's the rat?" "RODRIGUE:" "Got him back." "He's at the lab." "What's happening?" "We were about to get the serum and she took off like she knew we were coming." "CHIMÈNE:" "Exactly." "One of the scientists took control of the spy rat!" "Come, I have everything ready." "RODRIGUE:" "My love, you are far too lenient with the humans!" "These scientists have too much freedom!" "This one should be punished!" "CHIMÈNE:" "Brutality is against our principles." "(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK)" "CHIMÈNE:" "Paul Franklin, stand up, please." "You erased your transmission." "What did you tell your daughter?" "You know as I know, this project can finally be finished with April's help." "Where can we find her?" "RODRIGUE:" "In a few moments, you're going to be smiling a lot less and talking a lot more." "CHIMÈNE:" "Rodrigue." "RODRIGUE:" "Merely warning him, my dear." "CHIMÈNE:" "Paul, if you won't tell us, then maybe you'll be more talkative with someone else." "You can come in now." "(GASPS)" "(RATTLING)" "DARWIN:" "Nice place!" "Is this how you pay your rent here?" "JULIUS:" "Hey, I found those!" "I'm a collector!" "Got a problem with that?" "You can sleep there, and I'll stay in this corner." "There's a bucket for, uh, well, you know what." "How do you do it?" "Standing or like normal cats?" "I'm normal, but I don't like to be watched." "(JULIUS URINATING)" "By the way, name's Julius." "Goodnight, Julius." "Uh, you wanna explain what happened at the statue?" "APRIL:" "I don't know." "JULIUS:" "And your cat, how come he can talk?" "APRIL:" "He talks, that's all." "The rat that said "Father," is he like the cat?" "APRIL:" "No, I don't think so." "You lost your parents, right?" "What's it to you?" "What's with all the questions?" "JULIUS:" "Well, uh, you're young, you live alone." "I doubt it's 'cause you want to." "I know how you feel." "My mom and dad, I never knew who they were." "At least, you never knew what you regret." "So, you have nobody?" "A brother, an uncle, or a grandfather?" "It's none of your business!" "Doesn't matter, I'm leaving tomorrow with Darwin, and you can go back to being a "collector."" "But for now, let me sleep!" "I can help if you want." "You should think about it." "I told you already." "I don't need anyone." "Without him, you would have been caught at the fair and you'd have never heard your father's message." "APRIL:" "Julius, do you know where there's an oak in Paris?" "JULIUS:" "A what?" "APRIL:" "An oak." "A tree." "You mean the tree?" "Sure, there's only one left in the whole city." "(CAR HORN HONKS)" "JULIUS:" "Ugh!" "We've been here for hours." "What're we waiting for?" "APRIL:" "I don't know." "Now be quiet and wait." "OAK (QUERCUS)" "Hmm." ""Certain varieties can live to 1,100 years old."" "(SIGHS) DARWIN: "The oak was widespread throughout Europe." ""And at present, only three specimens remain."" "This doesn't interest you?" "No, Professor Darwin, Mr. Boring Scientist." "MAN:" "Don't look at me." "(GASPS)" "Don't look at me." "101 rue de Bayonet, Sèvres." "To get in, remember this number, 1931." "Wait here one hour before you go." "I must leave here alone." "JULIUS:" "What just happened?" "(FOOTSTEPS FADING)" "What're you doing?" "He told us to wait." "APRIL:" "I thought you were in a rush." "(PAUL GRUNTS)" "Annette, for 10 years I've been watching those surveillance screens." "And the minute I finally find April, you play cop for those wackos!" "ANNETTE:" "Do you realize that April has what we've been searching for all this time?" "Here, even with the best material and the most brilliant scientists on the planet, we've never been successful!" "But thanks to her, thanks to the Ultimate Serum, the project can become a reality!" "Where is April?" "What did you tell her?" "Paul, April will be safe here." "We'll be a family again, and we'll work together." "(SCOFFS) We'll work together?" "You don't want to find her." "You want to recruit her for your twisted dream project!" "You wanted that same dream not long ago." "But then I woke up!" "No, April won't be safe here and you know it." "There is no scientific proof at all that this project won't end in disaster." "So, I'm sorry, but I'd prefer if my daughter was as far away from this insanity as possible." "Our daughter." "(DOOR OPENS)" "BOUTARDIEU BOILERS" "(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)" "Uh, anyone here?" "Hello?" "(CLOSES DOOR)" "(CLOCK TICKING)" "(STEAM BLOWS)" "Hey, these are real!" "D'you see?" "April!" "April?" "Do you know where we are?" "Yeah." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "April!" "Why didn't you wait an hour like I asked you to?" "Oh, it's been 10 years I've been searching for you!" "Orphanages, hospitals, even cemeteries." "At the oak tree, I wasn't sure, but I saw Darwin, and then I knew it was you!" "Oh!" "You've gotten so big!" "(CHUCKLES)" "So have you, Darwin!" "Oh, wait, look, I even got us some pastry." "(GRUNTS)" "Uh, who is this young man?" "And why did you get here so early?" "I wanted to be here (MUSIC STOPS) so I could surprise you, but now it's spoiled." "This isn't the reunion I'd planned." "This is a wonderful reunion, Grandpa." "Pops." "It's Pops." "Did you forget?" "Mmm." "How did you know where to find me?" "This tree was a secret." "A secret between me and your father." "Mm-hm!" "I got a message from Dad yesterday." "And if he's alive, then Mom should be, too!" "And that's not all." "Inside this, is the formula you never tested 10 years ago." "It cured Darwin!" "You succeeded!" "It's the Ultimate Serum!" "(CHEWS) Can you explain?" "This isn't a good time." "(CHEWING)" "Paul, Annette, alive?" "That's impossible!" "(CLATTERING AND BEEPING)" "CHIMÈNE:" "Were you able to be more persuasive than I was?" "Paul won't talk..." "You won't hurt him, will you?" "You know we won't." "POPS:" "Darwin absorbed the serum that was in the globe." "And right after he's cured, Paul transmits a message to you, through a rat, that's using unknown technology." "And then, the black cloud, the lightning, and your laboratory being destroyed." "Who is behind all this, and why?" "Maybe it's to get this." "The serum." "What is this?" "And what's it do?" "It's a prototype, and I haven't tested it yet." "Get down!" "Get your paws away from there." "Now then, let us assume that your attackers were looking to acquire the serum." "Fine, but that doesn't tell us how we can find your parents!" "(MEOWS)" "Hmm, We have no lead." "No clue..." "Yes we do." "The rat!" "Hmm?" "But of course!" "With a closer look at his equipment," "I'll be able to unearth a clue." "I'm going to the statue." "I'm coming, too." "Uh, are you sure that's a good idea?" "He's right, it's too dangerous." "I already lost you once, that was enough." "This location is safe, so stay here." "I've taken the proper measures." "Don't worry about me." "In the last 10 years, I've become quite the expert at blending in." "Pops?" "Yes?" "You have chalk on your nose." "Oh, uh, yes, well, so I do. (CHUCKLES)" "One very important thing, do not touch the serum." "We must examine it, and test it." "Oh, yes, yes." "You will find something to change into upstairs." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(CLOCK BELL DINGS)" "MAN:" "Pizoni!" "You're wanted on the iteraphone!" "Pizoni!" "(YAWNING)" "By all means, take your time." "Pizoni." "Imperial police." "Go ahead." "JULIUS:" "Yeah, it's me." "I found the old guy, Pops." "And I know where you can nab him." "But first, you have to keep your promise." "Not before I put the cuffs on him." "And the girl?" "She's gone, outta sight." "Don't even ask me where she is, I have no idea." "Julius?" "Julius..." "What..." "What do you think?" "Julius?" "Julius?" "(CLICKING)" "(ELECTRIC MURMUR)" "Huh?" "(CRACKLES)" "Got a signal!" "Electromagnetic activity." "CHIMÈNE:" "Another one discovering electricity." "Send a spy rat down to locate its position." "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)" "Don't just stand there like an endive, come help me!" "Do something!" "(SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(GASPS)" "(SIZZLES)" "Everything all right?" "PIZONI:" "Don't speak." "Don't move a muscle." "Turn around." "POPS:" "Make up your mind, shall I turn around or not move a muscle?" "(GUN CLICKS)" "Always the joker, aren't you Pops?" "Turn around!" "(GASPS)" "Ha-ha!" "A souvenir!" "Remember that day?" "Here he is, Prosper Franklin." "Better late than never, eh?" "So, my career back on track?" "MAN:" "But of course!" "Grab him!" "But..." "But..." "Wait..." "What's going on?" "MAN:" "So kind of you to bring him in, Agent Pizoni!" "However, even after 10 years, an order is an order." "You were warned to stay away from the scientists." "With your talents, who knows what other catastrophes you may have caused." "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Psst!" "Pops." "Darwin, go warn April." "In case anything goes wrong, on my world globe," "Uruguay!" "With a "U," for "urgent."" "You piece of garbage!" "Go on!" "Take them away..." "This isn't right!" "To Fort La Latte." "PIZONI:" "Get your filthy hands off!" "Let go, I said!" "APRIL:" "So..." "Do you want to tell me where you went?" "Outside." "I had a few things to think about." "We gotta talk." "I'm listening." "Well, I..." "Uh, I can't stay here." "CHIMÈNE:" "We found her." "Finally." "RODRIGUE:" "How did you locate her?" "CHIMÈNE:" "An electric signal." "RODRIGUE:" "This time, we won't lose the serum!" "So, you're leaving?" "In the middle of the night." "You could have at least said goodbye to Pops." "Sorry, but it's better this way." "I, uh..." "Darwin will really miss you." "He liked having you around." "Darwin?" "Darwin!" "April, April!" "Pops has been arrested!" "What?" "How?" "Where are they taking him?" "To Fort La Latte." "But I don't know where that is." "(WAVES CRASHING)" "(GATE OPENS AND CLOSES)" "Gentlemen, welcome to Fort La Latte, the most securely guarded secret base in the Empire." "A perfect place to prevent any of your catastrophes, Pizoni." "A small, 14th-century room awaits you." "Prosper Franklin, you will have plenty to occupy that scientific brain of yours working for the Empire." "It's high time you did your duty." "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "(GROANS)" "My good man, tell me, what is the exact nature of this place?" "It's a research laboratory where people like you are trying to fabricate new weapons." "There's even a machine that we found in the sea." "Nobody knows what it is." "MAN:" "This is our nineteenth try at this." "And I've got a bad feeling." "Watch out... (RATTLING)" "(BOTH GROAN)" "(CHUCKLES)" "MAN:" "Well, shall we get something to eat?" "Ooh!" "What an absolute marvel!" "Yes, only we don't know where it came from or who made it." "So, if you got any ideas about it, get to work." "Fort La Latte, Brittany." "A fort from the middle ages." "Abandoned..." "On a cliff." "And how do we get there?" "By paw?" "Julius, any ideas?" "Uh, well..." "Huh?" "(GASPS)" "(RATTLING)" "(EXCLAIMS)" "(GASPS)" "(PANTING)" "(THUDS) (BOTH GASP)" "(SCREAMS)" "(BOTH PANTING)" "(GASPS)" "APRIL:" "What are you doing?" "Geography always comes in handy." "(GROANS) (SCREAMS)" "POPS:" "Dear visitor, if you are hearing this it's because the situation is critical!" "So, welcome to my Meta-Mansion!" "To steer the Meta-Mansion to the location of your choice, type your destination on the keyboard." "For any other information, please refer to the user's manual." "(GASPS)" "(JULIUS SCREAMING)" "Hey!" "What is this nuthouse?" "Where are we going?" "To get Pops!" "Where are we?" "(GASPS)" "Bottom of the Seine." "(CLANKING)" "CHIMÈNE:" "Your methods are too extreme, Rodrigue." "April might have been injured." "RODRIGUE:" "If you can think of another way to stop that house on legs, my dear, I'm all ears." "But in the meantime, let me pilot this thing, will you?" "JULIUS:" "So, this is Normandy." "Well, well." "No wonder they all eat fish and mushrooms." "There's no countryside. (SIGHS)" "This is depressing." "(SIGHS)" "Be patient." "Just a couple more hours." "Julius?" "Yeah?" "I know you didn't have much choice, but thanks for helping go find Pops." "Always happy to be of service." "DARWIN: (IN SINGSONG VOICE) You are in love!" "JULIUS:" "Isn't there any cat stuff you could be doing?" "Like licking your bottom or eating rats?" "You are in love." "I think you ought to take that cat's temperature." "He's got a fever and he's starting to hallucinate." "No time, guys." "I've got a little attack on a fort to get ready for." "POPS:" "My dear colleagues, (CHUCKLES) this is not at all the correct method." "The energy that powers this device circulates through here." "These cables must be connected here and there." "Very well, but for years we've been asking ourselves, what is this energy?" "A phenomenon we've known about for a long time but never mastered." "Electricity!" "Magnetism, more likely." "Miraculous!" "(DISTANT BOOM)" "This mechanism is a masterpiece!" "(ALL GASP AND EXCLAIM)" "A veritable bouquet of cables!" "MAN 1:" "We're flooding!" "Quick, close the doors!" "Hurry!" "MAN 2:" "Hurry!" "MAN 1:" "Warning!" "Evacuate!" "Sound the alarm!" "Evacuate!" "(ALARM BLARING)" "Everybody!" "Get out of here as fast as you can!" "(SIREN BLARING)" "Are you ready?" "Let's move on." "Help me!" "Open up!" "Open up!" "(GASPS) Hmm." "POPS:" "Here, this one goes on the bottom and this one on top..." "Woo-hoo!" "APRIL:" "Pops!" "Pops!" "MAN 1:" "Idiot!" "We're going in circles!" "(BOTH GASP)" "Where the heck is the exit?" "MAN 2:" "I don't know!" "Just keep going!" "APRIL:" "Pops!" "Pops!" "(POPS HUMMING)" "Pops?" "Pops?" "April?" "Oh!" "April, you shouldn't have, it's too dangerous." "Don't mean to interrupt, but we're a little bit surrounded by soldiers in a castle that's about to be flooded." "Just give me a couple more minutes." "I've come to the point where I can get this marvel working." "You got a screw loose?" "Let's get outta here and go back to your motorized shack!" "Oh no, my house!" "Sorry." "We'll have to find another way out of here." "Hands in the air!" "Next time we won't miss!" "POPS:" "Quickly, climb in!" "Brace yourselves!" "The door's closed." "I'm in control of the situation, young man." "JULIUS:" "It's quiet now." "Maybe we should think about landing this thing, right?" "In order to land, we must first know our position." "We're flying in the middle of the night with no visibility, and the guidance instruments aren't functioning." "JULIUS:" "Wait..." "You're saying we're flying aimlessly over the sea in this bucket of bolts?" "There's no need to worry." "Automatic pilot." "POPS:" "It works." "I must say," "I'm getting the hang of this thing, aren't I?" "If you're so smart, can you tell us where we are?" "Not at all!" "We could be flying over the North Pole or Madagascar!" "We'll know better as soon as I repair this." "The guidance mechanism." "But first," "I'd like to hear some explanations, young man." "Pizoni, the agent who arrested me, had two pieces of information about me... (GASPS)" "That he really shouldn't have known." "One, my family nickname." "Pops." "Two, where I was going." "The Statue of Napoleon." "I don't know of any reason why April, Darwin or even myself would tell the police." "Julius, why did you do it?" "You lied to me?" "All this time?" "You used me, just so you could turn Pops over to the police?" "I had no choice." "It was that or jail!" "But I came back, for you!" "To say goodbye, right?" "You should've just left!" "Get away from me, I don't want to talk to you!" "Pizoni told me that Pops was gonna work for the Empire and that he'd be treated well." "So, I told myself it wasn't that bad." "But all that was before..." "Before you fell in love." "Oh, you were just dumb at the wrong time." "Thank you." "POPS:" "Ah, there we go." "Now it should work." "Oh, come on, work!" "CHIMÈNE:" "Dear scientists, welcome aboard." "We are your new masters, Rodrigue and Chimène." "You are being guided to a safe haven where your talents will be appreciated and put to good use." "All science is most valuable to us and pleasant surroundings far away from the follies of your government." "Like your cruel species, we've learned that knowledge is power." "Your science will help us achieve supreme power through technological superiority." "The nature of your work will be explained later." "If you have any illnesses or deformities, please let us know." "Your diet will be strictly vegetarian." "In case of airsickness, please use the vomit bags provided." "We wish you a pleasant flight." "APRIL:" "Lizards?" "Those lizards took my parents?" "POPS:" "I believe, in actual fact, they're more veranus than lizards." "RODRIGUE:" "So, where are they?" "They're on Airocopter 13." "We can locate and hear them, but we can't see them." "Airocopter 13 went down in the storm." "How did they recover it?" "It doesn't matter, the main thing is, we found April." "Get ready for takeoff!" "I'll bring back that Airocopter." "No." "You're too quick on the trigger." "Rodrigue, I will handle this." "Sorry you feel that way." "If you have a better idea on how to bring April here safely," "I will be at your disposal." "Chimène, never correct me in front of the children!" "Reptiles who can talk..." "Like Darwin." "We'll look for explanations later." "We must find out where we are." "If only this blasted thing would start working again." "(RADIO PINGING)" "CHIMÈNE:" "Dear friends, thank you for visiting." "April, I look forward to seeing you, with your serum." "(GASPS)" "(APRIL AND POPS SCREAMING)" "(STRAINING)" "They've taken over the aircraft!" "I can't control it anymore!" "Whoa!" "(JULIUS SCREAMING)" "(POPS GROANS) (SCREAMING)" "(THUD) (BOTH GASP)" "(THUDDING)" "Where are you going?" "To the hold!" "The propulsion isn't working!" "I'll try to repair it!" "(GASPS)" "Are you crazy?" "Stop that!" "Stay where you are, Gramps!" "I heard everything!" "No way I'm gonna be imprisoned by a bunch of lizards!" "I'm stopping this flying contraption right now!" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "RODRIGUE:" "Mmm, ahh." "Music." "I must admit, it is one of the rare pleasures created by humans." "Well, Fleming?" "You're extremely tense." "It's stress." "You need to take a vacation." "Rodrigue, we successfully gained control of the Airocopter." "Congratulations, my love." "And?" "We lost the signal." "It must have crashed." "I'm not surprised." "I hope our fugitives appreciate your methods." "It was stupid to let them come in on their own!" "There must be bits and pieces of April all over the jungle!" "CHIMÈNE:" "Your anger is puerile." "What would be useful would be to search the jungle." "Hmm." "(JULIUS STRUGGLING)" "APRIL:" "Pops?" "(JULIUS CONTINUES STRUGGLING)" "APRIL:" "Pops?" "Pops?" "Where are we?" "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Come on, Pizoni, it's not that bad." "I made it down fine, see." "And I'm old enough to be your father." "I don't care, I'm not moving!" "POPS:" "Hurry!" "We have to go." "I've got a granddaughter to find." "Why don't they have stairs on this tree anyway?" "Pizoni, close your eyes and let yourself slide down this splendid vine." "(WEAPONS CHARGING)" "(SNEEZES)" "So this is what those lizards want." "And what'll they do with it?" "Eat it." "And then maybe us. (GROANS)" "JULIUS:" "Wow, these trees are beautiful!" "And the plants!" "(SNIFFS)" "And the air's so clean!" "You still hate me?" "What is it you want exactly?" "For me to realize we were meant for each other?" "We forget everything?" "Kiss and make up?" "Well, yeah!" "Oh, Julius, I want to spend my life with you!" "And I'll just forget you turned my Pops over to the police and lied to me!" "Yeah, well, if they hadn't nabbed Pops, we wouldn't be here!" "So it's kinda thanks to me you might find your mom and dad!" "To think I've been looking for my parents and you're the one I find!" "DARWIN:" "Is that it?" "Are you finished?" "Now, what do we do?" "How do I know?" "Why don't you go sniff around ahead and see what you can find?" "So I'm taking all the risks." "Oh, great idea!" "Go sniff ahead yourself." "Aw, Darwin, don't be mad." "Come back." "No, I need to go to the little feline's room, and I would like some privacy." "(POPS AND PIZONI GRUNT)" "For a cop, I'm behind bars a lot." "Incredible!" "Is your cage comfortable?" "It wasn't me!" "He's the one who broke your machine!" "Let me go, I'll work for you." "Discipline is my forte!" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Where is April?" "That is precisely what I'd like to know." "Me, too." "I am fairly sure you are lying." "(EXCLAIMING)" "CHIMÈNE:" "Rodrigue!" "Will you stop playing the cruel male?" "Clearly, they don't know anything." "The children found the nose of the Airocopter and footprints." "We must continue to search." "See that?" "Had him right where I wanted him." "Couple more minutes, we woulda been free." "PAUL:" "Pops." "Paul?" "Ma, that smells good!" "Can I taste it?" "If you want." "It's cockroach pâté." "Grazié mille, but I know how much you need your protein. (CHUCKLES)" "Sure you don't want any?" "SCIENTIST:" "Oh, oh, cara micla, I have work to do." "Huh?" "I thought these scientists were prisoners." "SCIENTIST:" "Ma, I'm so tired of Schumann." "Couldn't they play some Verdi?" "(BOTH GASP)" "(WHISTLING)" "(BUTTONS CLICKING)" "What's up, doc?" "Tell me, dear colleague," "Annette and Paul Franklin, do you know where they are?" "Scusi, ma..." "Who are you?" "We're, uh..." "The Franklins, where are they?" "Ma!" "You don't know who you are?" "And why are you looking for Signore Franklin?" "The traitor!" "Who are you?" "Guard!" "Hurry!" "Come here!" "Spies!" "Aiuto!" "Not here." "Stupido!" "(GROANING)" "Huh?" "(GASPS)" "ALL:" "Aw!" "MAN:" "Oh, no!" "I didn't press save!" "Activate the emergency generators." "It'll take time, Chimène." "Go see what happened to the power." "Night falls fast around here." "Papa!" "Paul!" "Oh!" "So, what do we do now?" "We have to find April, right away!" "And Annette?" "Don't worry about her." "Hmm." "Hmm?" "JULIUS:" "Hey, tadpole!" "Hmm?" "Over here!" "(LAUGHS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(GRUNTS)" "Hmm?" "(GRUNTING)" "(SCREAMS) Please, no!" "I have vertigo!" "(YELPS)" "APRIL:" "Paul and Annette Franklin." "Where are they?" "I don't know where the female is." "The male is locked up!" "APRIL:" "Father?" "Imprisoned?" "Where?" "The cell area." "Follow the blue lights." "I can't stand these lousy vines!" "Hey!" "Where are we going?" "To find my daughter." "I have an idea where she might be." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Your family's no longer my business." "I just want to get outta here." "How do ya leave this godforsaken jungle?" "Stupid vegetation!" "(STRUGGLING)" "I'd say we'll survive without his help." "All right." "Due to the power failure, the surveillance system's down." "You can get out through the chimney." "The chimney?" "(RADIO PINGING)" "Father?" "This is 521." "I'll pass you to 238." "We just found him." "What's happening, 238?" "Is it April and her gang?" "Yes." "They're headed for the cells." "They're looking for Paul Franklin." "They have my ray gun." "Sorry, Papa." "If they're here, then we've got them." "They have no way out." "Be gentle." "Let's have no more shootouts, all right?" "Chimène, I just had an idea." "A non-violent one." "I think you'll like it." "Paul!" "Paul, slow down." "I'm not 60 anymore." "(GROANS)" "Can you tell me where we're going?" "April doesn't know this jungle." "So, she's bound to be captured." "And I know just where they'll take her." "Tell me, what does she look like now?" "APRIL:" "Follow the blue lights!" "It's not that complicated." "But someone didn't want to walk in the middle of the path." "Someone wanted to blend in with the vegetation like some wild animal!" "Well someone was just trying to avoid being discovered." "APRIL:" "Well, now, someone has gotten us lost!" "DARWIN:" "Will you two keep it down?" "They can hear you miles away!" "Huh?" "(WEAPON CHARGING)" "Mama?" "April!" "Mama!" "Mama, look." "Darwin's here, too." "And he's..." "Uh..." "Julius." "We'll get to know each other later." "We can't stay here." "We have to go." "You escaped, right?" "You were in a cell, like Father?" "You know how to get him out?" "I'll explain everything." "Magnificent, huh?" "A technological paradise." "APRIL:" "A paradise with prisoners." "Where is he?" "April, here, the greatest minds of the world work alongside animals." "Lizards and scientists, together for the success of the Project." "What are you talking about?" "What project?" "Does it have to do with the serum?" "Why aren't you a prisoner like Father?" "Hold on tight." "(VEHICLE CLATTERING)" "RODRIGUE:" "Welcome, April." "(GASPS)" "You lied to me." "You betrayed us!" "I have not lied nor betrayed." "April, you are here for the best of causes." "Yes." "Excellent work, thank you." "(SNIFFS)" "Ah, the last of the Franklins." "What a displeasure it has been to know this family for such a long time." "Here's your serum." "Is that what you wanted?" "Take it." "Bring me my father and let us go!" "(ALL GASPING)" "You fool." "It's not what's inside that globe I want, it's what's inside your head!" "What we want, April, is what you searched so long for and finally found." "The formula that saved your cat, the real Ultimate Serum." "What are you talking about?" "My cat was cured by the serum my parents made." "The one in the globe." "My own formula didn't work!" "April, the serum we left you, we've tested for 10 years, but to no avail." "We recreated it here, and it always failed." "329!" "Uh..." "I'm 156, Mama." "(SIGHS)" "This is Spyrat-217 that we sent to your laboratory." "(GROWLING)" "It only took a few drops of your serum for him to recover from his encounter with your cat." "(MUFFLED GROWLING)" "(SQUEAKS)" "Like Darwin, this rodent has mutated." "It can regenerate and survive any attack on its cells." "You see that?" "I could be a warrior!" "A cat ninja!" "(EXHALES)" "How could I ever create something like that in my lab?" "(SCREAMS)" "(GROANS) (GASPS)" "No!" "Darwin!" "What kind of a monster are you?" "Silence!" "And watch." "(GROANING)" "Cat ninja!" "That wasn't necessary." "April." "You're going to recreate the Ultimate Serum here, for the Project." "The Project?" "MAN ON PA:" "The emergency generators are now operational." "Activating now." "(APPLAUSE)" "You see this rocket?" "It's covered with specimens of plants." "It will explode in deep space, scattering billions of spores cultivated in this jungle." "Once you've treated them with your serum, the spores will be able to survive the explosion and the interstellar vacuum." "They'll spread to new planets, where they will flourish and multiply." "Thanks to you, April, life will never end." "The vegetation is in the rocket, waiting for your serum." "JULIUS:" "Uh..." "Hold on..." "You're going to blow up a huge bomb to save life?" "That's why you need all this science?" "April, thanks to your ancestor, Gustave, we understand the way you utilize science." "And you will eventually destroy yourselves and all around you." "Use your knowledge to preserve life with our solution." "Far from your world, nature will survive." "You think this makes you good?" "You stole my parents, destroyed a cable car, and killed its passengers!" "It was an accident." "A tiny one compared to the casualties of your wars." "If you refuse to help us," "I'm afraid I'll have no choice but to let Rodrigue deal with your mother." "(GASPS)" "(POWERING UP) Sorry, Annette, but it's to save nature." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Where's your lab?" "(BUBBLING)" "Uh, need a hand?" "Pass me the catalyst." "That liquid there." "You sure it's a good idea to give your serum to these lizards?" "Julius..." "This is water." "(CHEMICALS CRACKLING)" "There!" "It's done." "First, we test it!" "132!" "Hold this." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "(GASPS)" "The Ultimate Serum!" "You did it." "(ALL CHEERING)" "RODRIGUE:" "The vial." "You're welcome." "CHIMÈNE:" "Final phase!" "Serum injection in the vines on the rocket." "Guidance verification." "Combustion preparation and launch pad check." "Rodrigue, hand me the serum please." "Rodrigue!" "That serum is to be used on the rocket and nothing more!" "(SLURPS)" "Korolev!" "Fire it up for immediate launch." "But, the serum hasn't been injected!" "(LASER POWERING UP) The control checks haven't been completed!" "(EXCLAIMS)" "I took care of everything!" "Start the engines now, or lose your legs." "Your call!" "Da!" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Ahh!" "So this is what it feels like to be invincible." "I like it!" "Chimène!" "I adjusted the altimeter on the bomb!" "The explosion will occur at 500 meters!" "All life on Earth will be destroyed!" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Pre-combustion of reactors." "Phase 1..." "These humans will get the fate they deserve!" "We'll dance on their ashes!" "We lizards will reign until the end of time, untouched by illness and death!" "Chimène, we will protect life, but only the life that deserves it." "Ours!" "Let us drink the serum!" "CHIMÈNE:" "Never!" "I will not let you commit such an abomination!" "(GRUNTS) (GAGS)" "Chimène..." "My Chimène..." "I can no longer support your orders." "Your manner with this pathetic human garbage disgusts me." "Our differences are irreconcilable, my love." "So, we must part." "(STRUGGLING)" "And I'm taking the children!" "(METAL CLANKING)" "(GASPS)" "(GROANING)" "Children, decide now." "Live and rule with your daddy..." "Or die with your mommy!" "(CONTINUES GROANING)" "Leave her alone, you maniac!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GROANS)" "Mama!" "(GASPS)" "(GROANING)" "(GRUNTING) (STRUGGLING)" "(LASER POWERING UP)" "(LASER FIRING) Ah... (GROANING)" "ALL:" "Papa!" "Papa!" "ALL:" "Mother!" "Mother!" "(CLAMORING)" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Pre-combustion of reactors, Phase 2... (CLAMORING CONTINUES)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "WOMAN 1:" "They've gone mad." "WOMAN 2:" "Let's get out of here!" "Physicians first!" "(CLAMORING)" "WOMAN 1:" "Move!" "Give me your hand!" "SOLDIER:" "For Papa!" "(GRUNTING)" "Julius!" "(GROANS)" "Julius!" "The Project..." "Our lives..." "All wasted." "April, I'm so sorry for all this." "You must find Chimène." "Only she can prevent this catastrophe." "But, I can't just leave you like this." "Go." "I can manage." "(GROANS SOFTLY)" "(GRUNTING)" "Ah!" "(LASERS FIRING) (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "(GASPING)" "(WEAKLY) April, come closer." "Chimène!" "Listen to me." "Yes." "We have one last chance." "The altimeter." "Go into the rocket and change the reading on the bomb's altimeter." "So it'll explode in space... (LASERS FIRING)" "Chimène!" "(GASPS) (SNARLING)" "It's all thanks to you, April." "How can I ever repay you?" "(GROANING)" "Yoo-hoo, lizard!" "Idiot!" "I'm invincible!" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (GROANS)" "Oh yeah, sorry, the real serum's right here." "I call it the old switcheroo." "Rodrigue, my friend, you just swallowed H2O. (CHUCKLING)" "(GASPING)" "(EXHALES)" "(CLAMORING CONTINUES) (LASERS CONTINUE FIRING)" "Mmm-mmm-mmm." "(EXCLAIMING)" "(SIGHS)" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Lift off in three minutes!" "Evacuate launch pad." "DARWIN:" "Get going!" "The rocket!" "JULIUS:" "The rocket?" "No way!" "Are you crazy?" "April, wait!" "Hey!" "Wait!" "(STRUGGLING)" "(GASPS)" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Lift-off in two minutes." "Attention, airlock closure." "(ALARM BEEPING)" "(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "Darwin!" "Darwin!" "It's too late. (GRUNTS)" "(LASERS FIRING)" "(METAL CREAKING)" "(JULIUS SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS)" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Pre-combustion of reactors, Phase 3." "(BOTH WHIMPERING)" "(CONTINUE WHIMPERING)" "(BOTH SHUDDERING) PAUL:" "April!" "Huh?" "Father!" "Hurry!" "Quick!" "(SHUDDERING) (JULIUS PANTING)" "April, what are you doing?" "(GASPS)" "(CRACKING, RUMBLING)" "ANNETTE:" "April!" "PAUL:" "Hurry!" "(GRUNTING)" "(PAUL GRUNTING)" "(JULIUS GRUNTING)" "Huh?" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Lift-off." "(RUMBLING)" "(INDISTINCT)" "What?" "(MUFFLED)" "Where are we?" "No time to explain." "We've got to get out!" "(DARWIN GROANS)" "Oh..." "(GRUNTING)" "Huh?" "(GRUNTS)" "(LEVER CREAKING)" "(CONTINUES GRUNTING)" "(GROANS)" "(LEVER CREAKING) (GASPS)" "(GASPING)" "(METAL CLANKING)" "ANNETTE:" "Outside!" "Hurry, hurry!" "This way!" "Come on!" "Hurry, we have to get as far away as possible!" "TOILET IMPERIAL" "Ooh... (GROANING)" "(GROUND CRACKING)" "PAUL:" "Get in!" "Get in!" "JULIUS:" "Whoa..." "Paul, it's too late." "It's about to explode!" "No choice, we have to move!" "The further away we are, the less impact we'll have from the explosion!" "Unless Darwin succeeds!" "What?" "Darwin?" "Huh?" "(EXPLOSION)" "(METAL CREAKING)" "SCIENTIST 1:" "Science has known sin." "And this is a knowledge which they cannot lose." "Big time." "(PIZONI GROANS)" "PIZONI:" "I thought this stupid chimney would never end." "(GROANS SOFTLY)" "Huh?" "(ROCKET WHOOSHING)" "NEWSREADER 1:" "September 16, 1941." "In thanks for his immense contribution to the Empire," "Napoleon V has named the brave Pizoni head of his Secret Service!" "Beware, all you criminals!" "Pizoni will find you and punish you, just like he did those scoundrels that threatened our civilization." "NEWSREADER 2:" "July 20, 1951." "Thanks to clean and limitless oil, the energy wars are over." "Meanwhile, some less happy news from the world of science, where, despite all her efforts, acclaimed biologist April Franklin has yet to find the means of making her" "Ultimate Serum compatible with the human organism." "In Astronomy, the Eiffel Tower destroyers' dastardly scheme seems to be working." "Plant life is being developed on the Moon, Mars and Venus." "ASTRONAUT:" "July 21, 2001." "One small step for man, but one giant leap for the Democratic Union!" "I'm walking on the Moon!" "My instruments indicate the atmosphere is safe." "Wait!" "Something's moving up ahead!" "I'm not alone!" "DARWIN: (LAUGHS) What took you so long?" "April!" "I'm coming!" "JULIUS:" "April!" "They found Darwin!" "On the moon!" "(APRIL SIGHS) (THUDS)" "April?" "April!" "APRIL:" "I'm fine." "JULIUS:" "Oh, you scared the life out of me!" "Here, drink some." "(GLASS CLINKING)" "It's not the Serum but it'll make you feel better." "APRIL:" "Oh, thank you, Julius."