"50 years have passed." "But I do not age." "Time has lost its effect on me." "Yet the suffering continues." "Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future." "Hope is lost." "Got to get back..." "Back to the past." "Samurai Jack." "Father!" "Shhhhhh!" "But Aku... he..." "Quiet, lass!" "We know!" "The whole world knows." "Akuuu." "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Now, now, children, settle down." "I know." "I know." "Get on with it, ya blasted bag of bloated..." "Dad, we can't hear." "He's on." "Ooh, sorry." "Long ago in a distant land," "I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil." "But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me." "Before the final blow was struck," "I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law." "Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku." "Not!" "Because, after all these years," "I have captured Samurai Jack and the sword!" "No!" "Samurai." "Jack." "Oh, no." "Friend." "Oh, dear." "To all those fools who dare oppose me, your hero is dead!" "Your hope is dead!" "I am the one true master!" "Let this be a lesson to all!" "Time to die, Samurai Jack!" "Huh." "You know, after all these years," "I'm not really sure how I want to do it." "Ashi." "Fight, Ashi, fight." "I know you're still in there." "Ashi." "Ashi." "Please, Ashi, fight." "Wait a second." "This is the one." "Or is it too much?" "Perhaps a little less?" "Madness!" "Yeeeees." "Daughter, will you do your father a favor and kill the samurai?" "No, Ashi, no." "Yes, the simplest solution is usually the best one." "Ashi, you can't let it end this way." "Please, Ashi, fight!" "Fight!" "Huh?" "What the...?" "!" "We're here, Jack!" "We're here to rescue you!" "Pathetic fools!" "Urgh!" "Ha!" "Flying monkeys?" "No, jump good." "Now, who's this?" "The three hundred fight for the one." "You're nothing but insignificant insects to Aku." "And insects get squashed... and exterminated!" "Hold the line!" "Hold the line!" "Aah!" "Oh, dear!" "Huh?" "Aah!" "Aah!" "No, wait!" "Jackie boy!" "Right." "Keep forgetting about that." "You..." "You're dead?" "Aye, just a wee bit." "Then how...?" "Celtic magic!" "Oi!" "Ya gotta meet me bonnie daughters!" "There's Flora, Maeve, Isla, Bradana," "Murdina, Alana, Oban, Ardbey," "Fionna, Assie, Bonnie, Lorna," "Mawina, Shona, Nora, Piesil, Shanath, Euspeth, Edme, Freya," "Gilbartha, Gesha, Grizela, Innes, Dawntha, Cora," "Davina, Kina..." "So many." "Aye, me pride and joy." "Now, take your pick." "I'd be mighty proud." "I cannot." "Wha?" "!" "You're suddenly too good for me girls?" "!" "Oh, no, no." "I-I met someone." "Who?" "Her." "I don't think she's your type, laddie." "We've commandeered this samurai to save you, Samurai." "A giant stone samurai?" "Really?" "Now, you don't see that very often." "Jack?" "Ashi!" "Mawh!" "Enooooooough!" "Oh, dear." "Shields!" "Dad!" "No one harms me bonnie girls!" "Fear the call of the phantom pipes of Lagavulin!" "Ashi." "Ashi!" "Jack?" "Yes, I'm with you, but you must fight, Ashi." "Fight it!" "I..." "I can't." "I..." "Ashi, you must!" "Ashi!" "Ashi!" "Ashi!" "I love you!" "Is he dead?" "No." "And he never will be." "How dare you talk back to your father?" "No." "You're not my father." "Yes, I am!" "No, you're not!" "Raaaah!" "Aaaaaagh!" "Huh?" "Whaaaaa?" "Ashi, you have Aku's powers." "I do!" "Oh, no." "Ugh." "You might have beaten me now, but I will destroy you in the future." "There is no future for you, Aku." "I disagree." "What trickery is this?" "Aku!" "Do not worry, Samurai." "You will see me again, but next time, you will not be so fortunate." "What?" "Huh?" "!" "You're back already!" "Aaaagh!" "No, wait!" "Aah!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" "No more!" "It is done." "Ashi?" "!" "I'm okay." "I felt him leave me." "He will never hurt anyone ever again." "Ashi!" "Jack." "What's wrong?" "Without Aku..." "I would have never existed." "No." "Ashi."