"Where's your fuckin' chain now?" "God!" "Dumb-ass ponytail." "Here we go." "baby." "Fido." "What the fuck...?" "freak!" "SilverArrow" "¤~ True Blood ~¤ Season 1 Episode 02" "yeah!" "yeah!" "Here it comes." "Are you ready?" "Fuck." "yeah!" "huh?" "Shit." "Fuck" "Jesus." "A moron." "I didn't kill her." "I didn't kill her!" "Somebody sure as hell did." "A vampire?" "You're sure?" "I saw his fangs." "Maudette had fang marks on her inner thigh." "We know." "We examined the body." "This be the same vampire your sister's messin' around with? my sister ain't messin' around with nobody." "She don't mess around." "I don't know." "I never met the other vampire." "I hope to hell I never do." "What did this vampire on the videotape look like?" "Bald-headed." "Weird skeleton tattoo." "And he looked crazy." "Crazy out of his motherfuckin' mind." "because... this the only videotape we found in Maudette's apartment." "right?" "Somebody didn't want you to see them?" "Or somebody only wanted us to find this one?" "Because it supposedly clears him of a crime that maybe he came back later to commit?" "Andy." "I'm not that smart." "I can't feel my legs." "drink before the wound closes. do you want to live or not?" "Go back to the green room." "Turns out I'm first in the walk and talk challenge." "right?" "your category is Names of U.S. States." "damn." "Memphis." "New Jersey." "New York." "Connecticut." "Hooker." "What's the T?" " Where are you?" "I'm on my way to a party in Monroe." "I ain't swingin' by to pick your needy ass up." "please." "and..." "I can't face cleaning her up and putting her to bed." "It's just too goddamn depressing. that's depressing." "Why come you won't call Jason Stackhouse?" "nasty bitch." "whatever." "Alright." "I is on my way." "But you might got to find your own ride home." "Just in case I get lucky." "What you mean if you get lucky?" "Your standards are so low you always get lucky." "Damn straight." "hallelujahs." "I'm comin'!" "Jesus." "What the fuck?" "Did I say you could come in?" "it's 3:00 in the morning." "You have no idea what I've been through since last night." "I spent the whole day thinkin' I'd really killed Maudette Pickens." "my God." "I thought I'd accidentally strangled her during sex." "And Bud and fucking Andy waited 12 whole hours to show me a videotape that proved I didn't do it!" "I thought I'd ruined my whole life." "Do I taste different from other people?" "Yes." "What are you?" "Apparently I'm not dead." "What I am is telepathic." "I can hear people's thoughts." "Even mine?" "That's why I like you so much." "I can't hear you at all." "You have no idea how peaceful it is after a lifetime of..." "May I ask you a personal question?" "you were just licking blood out of my head." "I don't think it gets much more personal than that." "How do you manage a social life with men your own age?" " Their only thought must be..." " I don't date." "Ever?" "I've..." "I've been on a few dates." "I can't wait to see her naked." "I wonder if she's a natural blond." "black bush." "What the heck?" "Not every guy was a pig." "The kind of girl I could marry and spend {\the rest of}my life loving." "Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead with that little Santa hat on." "Where you goin'?" "What's wrong?" "But it always ends up the same." "There must be some people who know about your talent." "The people closest to me." "But... we never talk about it." "And I do my best to stay out of their heads." "Over the years I've learned how." "I figure it's kind of unethical to listen in to my family my boss." "But... they know." "Other people suspect or... they think I'm psychic." "Most people just think I'm crazy." "What does it sound like?" "It's sort of like a stream of consciousness." "or... upset and... sometimes..." "Sometimes it's just images." "I should be gettin' home." "I feel completely healed." "You are." "Do doctors know that V-juice can do this?" "And we wanna keep it that way." "I should show you to your car." "Joe?" "Sexy ass over there." "baby." "you?" "baby?" "I'm Terrell." "Tara." "All right." "So what's a fine girl like you doing sitting here all by herself?" "I'm watching my fool cousin trying to hit on the straightest man here." "All right." "I am the straightest man here." "Really?" "You can just ask any one of these honeys." "I should tell you." "I am married. my husband is a mercenary." "Black oil." "He just got back from assassinating some guys in Iraq." " You makin' this shit up." " I wish I was. he'd kill us both." "I'm not sure who he'd kill first." "Probably me." "I hope so." "you crazy." "just for buying me a CD." "no." "Fuck!" "my God!" "This how you wanna play?" "How old are you?" " Am I allowed to ask that?" " I was made a vampire in 1865." " When I was 30 human years old." " You look older than that." "Life was harder then." "Were you in the Civil War?" "I was." "talk to my grandmother's club?" "It's... mostly a bunch of old people who had family in the war." "They call themselves the Descendants of the Glorious Dead." "The Glorious Dead?" "There is nothing glorious about dying in a war. killin' each other so the rich people can stay rich." "Madness." "I'm sure it was awful." "Would it make you happy if I did this?" "It would make my grandmother ecstatic." "Would it make you... happy?" "Yes." "I'll do it then." "And look forward to meeting your grandmother." "When may I call on you?" "I'm off work tomorrow." "Just after dark then." "Sam's still up." "That's creepy." "We never should have given them the vote and legitimized their unholy existence." "The American people need to know these are creatures of Satan." "literally." "They have no soul." "you must be aware of polls that show consistently growing support" " for vampire rights." " Those polls are fixed." "Do you know how much money these monsters have givent o politicians of both parties?" "As well as the corporate media?" "That's nonsense." "Vampires don't seek to control human policy" "It's of very little interest to us." "We simply want the..." "You can't trace any of it." "It's all been laundered." "sir?" "Sharon." "compels me not to recognize her kind." "That's gonna make it difficult to have a dialogue." "I will not speak to her directly." "TBBN..." "I don't think Jesus would mind if somebody was a vampire." "honey." "Is this sausage different from what you usually make?" "It tastes so much more complex than it usually does." "you think it's gone bad." "it's delicious." "It's like I can close my eyes and even taste the earth that the herbs grew out of." "Tara." "you sit down." " I'll make a new pot." " All right." " You look awful." " Yeah." "I feel even worse." "you can take a shower here." "And you can borrow some of my clothes." "Thanks." "Any news about Jason?" "we heard already." "They let him go last night." " I knew they would." " I didn't." "I'm glad to see you're still alive." "You obviously did not hook up with that vampire last night." " Sometimes you are just plain dumb." " Shut up!" "Lucky Gran was already in bed when I got in last night." "Did he bite you?" "Are you sure?" "'Cause you know they can hypnotize you." "and Jews have horns." "You must be glad they let Jason go home Miss Stackhouse." "I can't even believe that they arrested him to begin with." "I have a good mind to call Bud Dearborne and chew him out." "Jason's a good boy." "Everybody knows that." "I'm sorry I was such a bitch to you last night." "I'm sorry I been acting like I'm your mother." "I just worry about you." " You're basically my only friend." " Am I too late for breakfast?" "I'm so glad they didn't lock you up." "Me too." "I don't even know why they suspected me." "I think somebody heard I'd been with Maudette." "Had you?" " No." " Are you sure?" "She was a woman." "That's funny." "At least she was human." "You will never believe what happened." "Gran." " Sit down." " I'll fix you breakfast." " What happened? a tornado touched down over at Four Tracks Corners." "It turned over that rent trailer in the clearing." "You know the one?" "And it killed that couple" " That's been staying in there." " Mack and Denise Rattray?" "They were trapped under the trailer." "Mike Spencer said they were crushed to a pulp." "What are you doing here?" "You know Mike Spencer." "Of course." "You buried my parents." "Yep." "My new job." "Parish coroner." "But I still run the funeral home." "That's gotta be convenient." "This is still a restricted crime scene." "Why are you here?" "I just had to come look." "What an awful thing." "I did hear you weren't too fond of the Rattrays." "Where'd you hear that?" "My niece is the emergency room nurse in Monroe." "Says somebody busted up old Mack pretty bad last night." " And everybody says that it was you." " They were hurting a friend of mine." "This be that vampire I been hearing about?" "The one who was living at the old Compton house?" "The old Compton house?" " Just across {\the field }from where I live?" " That's the one." "Your grandmother lets you associate with a vampire?" "You can take that up with her." "I'm sure she'd just love to know that somebody thinks she's not taking proper care of me." "The Rattrays were draining him." "isn't it?" "I was simply doing my civic duty by stopping them." "And now they're dead." "Killed by a tornado." "Tornados hop." "This one didn't land anywhere else." "And nobody around here heard or saw anything like a tornado last night." "Are you telling me you seriously think one man could do all this?" "He's not a man." "They're really not that different from you and me if you bothered to try to get to know one." "You're a good girl." "I have to see you go down this path." "nobody's forcing you to watch." "I've gotta go." "he sleeps in the ground all day." "I don't think he's gonna even look at the rug. so I can be proud of my home." "And how do you know where he sleeps?" "actually." "What's that smell?" "What smell?" "or something." "You can't smell that?" "find it." "You can't smell this?" "I better throw this out." "Jason and Tara are coming over this evening as well." "they invited themselves. and Tara said she thought she ought to be here as well." "{\I don't know }Why everyone's getting their panties in a wad about some stupid vampire?" "Did you want to be alone with him?" "I don't know." "Maybe." "Aren't you gonna tell me to be careful?" "about what counts." "And I can depend on that." "Isn't that right?" "I'm just saying." "Do you want a vampire sucking blood out of you?" "that's all." "'Cause that's where it's gonna end up." "Always does." "anyway?" "I know a lot more than I care to." "you ain't even got enough sense to pour piss out of a boot." "That's my beer. and I said I'd have a beer." "And that's when you went to the fridge." "I'm so sorry." " Here." " It's okay." "I don't like it when you do that." "I've upset you." "Since you're here." "What's wrong?" "You have to invite me in." "Otherwise it's physically impossible for me to enter a mortal's home." "Seriously?" "try." "I can't." "I can't even try." "That is so weird." "won't you please come in?" " Thank you." " So would you have to leave?" "I'll have to remember that." "my stars." "Of course." "You don't..." "I..." "I'm sorry. they were from this area I believe. and my mother's people were Loudermilks." "there are a lot of Loudermilks left." "But I'm afraid old Mr. Jesse Compton died last year." "ma'am." "That's why I came back to Benton." "There were no living Comptons so" "I've set up home in the old Compton place." "And as I expect the VRA to pass..." "I wouldn't be too sure about that if I were you." "A lot of Americans don't think you people deserve special rights." "They have the same rights you have." "I'm just saying there's a reason things are the way they are." "It's called injustice." ""This is how we do it." "This is my house." "I will not tolerate rudeness." "Mr. Compton?" "I remember Jonas Stackhouse." "He and his wife moved here when Benton was just a hole in the road." "I was a young man of 16." "at least in part?" "it was." "Did you own slaves?" "but my father did. and..." "And a yard slave." "strong man named Minus." "This is just the sort of thing my club will be so interested in hearing about." "About slaves?" "about anything having to do with that time." "Mrs. Stackhouse." "I thought that Sookie and I might take a walk." "It's such a lovely night." "It's all right with me if it's all right with Sookie." " I don't think that's a good idea." " I don't think it's {\any of }your business." "Jason." "I am the man in this family." "but I am the oldest person here boy." "I'm the oldest person here." "Shall we?" "We shall." "Gran." "You don't need any help looking like a fool." "I went to the Rattrays' trailer." "I told you I was strong." "I don't believe I fully gauged the extent of your strength. and more skillful of hiding what we've done. they don't just land in one place." "So I guess you've killed a lot of people." "I killed a few by accident at first." "I was never sure when I was gonna get my next feed." "But it's all different now." "There's Tru Blood." "I can get donor blood from a clinic in Monroe. and then they'll forget all about it." "Did you feed on the Rattrays?" "while you were healing." "You drank a lot of my blood." "What will that do to me?" "you'll have keener senses." "What else?" "Your libido will be more active." "Is..." "Is that it?" "I'll always be able to feel you." "I'll be able to find you fast." "that could come in quite handy." "Bill." "I'm feeling a little overwhelmed." "Of course." "I don't know why your grandmother was so short with you." "You're just trying to protect Sookie." "I hate it when people treat me like I ain't got a lick of sense. in the way." "I know what that's like." "that's what it's like. or even sees you." "Sucks. somebody." "What?" "We're all just trying to be..." "Trying to be seen to..." "To matter." "You're right." "How'd you get to be so smart." "I'm not smart at all." "I'm not." "I am constantly doing things I shouldn't and end up getting me in trouble." "I'm a fucking idiot sometimes." "can I tell you a secret?" "I am too." "It's not that much of a secret." "What?" "What?" "Not that much of a secret." "Shit." "I was supposed to pick up Dawn from work." "Goddamn it." "She gonna be all pissed." "Jason." "Drive careful." "You said you could glamour somebody into letting you bite them?" "hypnosis?" "Kind of." "It's similar." "All humans are susceptible to it." "Have you done it to me?" " And I never will." " Really?" "Try." " I don't feel comfortable with that." " You chicken?" "Can you feel my influence?" "not a bit." "Sorry." "this is very strange." "do you?" "It's not a very attractive trait." "Humans are usually more squeamish about vampires than you are." "Who am I to be squeamish about something out of the ordinary?" "y'all get out of the water now." "How can our car insurance go up so much after just one ticket?" "Iate having to ask Mama for money." "Damn what all to hell?" "I can break open my piggy bank if you need some money." " Who told you we need money?" " Mama." "I haven't spoken a word." "Do you know why you're here?" "they're concerned about something that can't possibly exist." "But you and I are gonna put all this silliness to rest today." "can you tell me what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking about the color red and the number 9." "The color red and the number 9." "The psychologist thinks that Sookie just reads our body language and is highly observant." "That's all." "That's a relief." "That's bullshit." "Isn't it?" "What's body language?" "Why was that doctor so scared?" "that's why." "Because there is something to be scared of inside my little girl." "my God." "She knows everything I'm thinking." "sweet Jesus." "What do I do?" "Poor child." "She can't." "I was diagnosed with ADD." "They tried to put me on drugs but my mama wouldn't let them." "She knew that wasn't it." "She tried to protect me even though I scared her." "When did you lose her?" "Just before I turned 8." "Both my parents." "Flash flood." "I lost my wife and my children." "Everyone I knew from human life." "Most of them are buried here in this cemetary." "You really don't consider yourself human at all?" "I'm not human." "Can you turn into a bat?" "but I'm not one of them." "Can you levitate?" "Turn invisible?" "Sorry." "You don't seem like a very good vampire." "What can you do?" "I can bring you back to life." "This is where you live? ownership reverts back to me." "I thought that wasn't for sure unless the VRA passes." "I haven't been getting in any trouble with the renovations I've been doing." "Although of course I've been doing it myself in the night." "but I can't get anyone to return my calls." "I could come by after work and tell you who to contact." "Thank you." "Take your clip out." "May I?" "I can smell the sunlight on your skin." "I should see you home." "All right." "baby?" "Don't you like me?" "Jason." "I wouldn't tie any old man up to my bed." "So call in sick." "Sam won't mind." "Sam would mind." "three times today." "we're gonna burn out by the end of the week. baby." "But I'm horny." "I'll be back by midnight." "You're not..." "You're not leaving me here like this." "baby." "What?" "What?" "You can just think of it as foreplay." "Foreplay my..." "Don't!" "goddamn it." "Goddamn it!" "Don't!" "Fuck!" "Bitch." "sugar." "would you?" "Jane Bodenhouse." "You're already drunk as a skunk." "Ain't no man in here gonna wanna take you home." "Sam will have to call your son to come and get you even though everybody knows it humiliates him to death." "Ain't you ashamed of yourself?" " What'd you just say to me?" " I said any particular brand of cognac?" "No." "Whatever you have that's nice and cheap." "I told you {\where you could}to buy your uniform." "How come you don't wear a uniform?" "Because I own this place and wear what I want." "How come Terry Bellefleur don't wear a uniform?" "Because I spend enough time in them." "No." "Because you're a man." "And Sam don't feel the need to sexualize the men in his employment the same way he do the women." " You don't have to wear the uniform." " Thank you." " Remind me why I hired you again." " Affirmative action." "Loaded skins and a pitcher of Bud." "Is that it for y'all?" "we'd all be mighty obliged." "Ain't nothing I like more than licking' food off..." "That's a fine ass too." "you?" "Or you want me to knock you into next week?" "you're about to break my arm." "Apologize." "Sorry." "Maybe you and your friends should find someplace else to eat." "Let's go." "you." "you should have let me handle that myself." "Merlotte's is a nice place." "And we all want to keep it that way." "you." "I hope to God that somebody will stick up for her if some asshole ever does her that way." "Would you tell Rene thank you for helping me out with that jerk tonight?" "I was so flustered I think I might have seemed ungrateful." "but I sure don't want him to feel like he's being forced..." "Did you just read my mind?" "Sorry." "I'm not very focused tonight." "My private thoughts are none of your business." "Wanna step into my office? but I can't always keep my guard up." "Is it true you can't hear the vampire's thoughts at all?" "that's... that must be very relaxing for you." "not having to work so hard not to hear." "Can you hear me?" " I don't want to hear you." " Why not?" "I'd have to quit if I read your mind and I like it here." " You don't have to quit." " I've had to leave every job I've ever had because I could hear my boss' thoughts." "You might be surprised by what you find." " Not all surprises are good." " Try sometime. don't you worry." "You got a job here as long as you want one." "I should get back to work." "Come on." "don't even let that get you down." "Don't let what get me down?" "Don't let nothing get you down." "It's the only way to live." "Big John?" " Right." "how's Jason? I have to say I..." "I'm surprised you and him got back together." "baby." "Believe me." "Think it's gonna last?" "Is there a reason you want to know? I've just gotten a kick out of watching Jason's escapades you know." "Sort of." "God only knows what happened to my tables." "a tragic car crash in town has claimed three lives today... turn it up." "Bethany." "All pronounced dead on arrival at Baylor University Medical Center." "There were a total of seven other casualties as well apparently caused when a freeway... little human chick." "I'm here to drop off some information about an electrician for Bill Compton." "Is he here?" "Maybe." "She smells fresh."