"DONKEY SKIN" "From Charles Perrault´s fairytale" "Once upon a time there was a great King, so loved by his people and respected by others that he was the happiest of monarchs." "Happy too in the choice of his beautiful and virtuous wife." "The couple lived in perfect harmony." "They had a daughter of such grace and charm that they never regretted having but one child." "Their palace was a marvel of taste and abundance." "The buildings were magnificent." "The vast stables were filled with handsome steeds." "But what most surprised visitors was a donkey in the most prominent place." "This iniquity may surprise you but when you learn of his rare ability, you will agree that this honor was his due." "However, the vicissitudes of life fall also on kings, and the greatest good is always mixed with bad." "The Queen was stricken by a cruel malady, and neither the doctors who studied Greek nor the quacks in vogue could do aught for her." "Allow me, before I die, to make one request." "If you should wish to remarry..." "Never, dearest Queen!" "I should rather follow you." "I believe you." "But the State requires heirs." "I gave you only a daughter." "Your advisors will want you to have a son." "Hush!" "Listen..." "Swear by your love for me to marry again only when you have found a woman more beautiful than I." "Impossible!" "Swear it so that I may die content." "I swear it." "The Queen is dead." "Come, father." "Leave me, child." "I never wish to see you again." "Ministøi!" "Speak." "We think that it is bad for you - and for the State - to remain alone." "Solitude is unhealthy for kings." "It is time you remarried." "Why do you always request the impossible?" "The State needs a male heir." "The kingdom is at peace and does not desire war." "Your advisors can but approve of your policy but we are supposed to advise you." "I understand your reasons." "I can remarry but I swore to the Queen to wed only a princess more beautiful than she." " A vain promise!" " How so?" "Her beauty matters little if she is prolific and good." "I do not agree with you and I will not break my promise." "Search for a princess who might suit me in the neighboring kingdoms." "I wish but to please." "The Prime Minister!" "That means trouble." "I beg your pardon, Your Majesty." "Well?" "Two of our messengers have brought us some charming portraits." "If they are like the others, keep them." "Those were so bad, you couldn´t tell whether the girl was pretty or stupid." "Let me see." "Her father has the largest kingdom..." "Come now..." "Let me see!" "She is hideous!" "Her father would give you half his land..." "Let him keep it all!" "I won´t have an ugly woman on my arm!" "This one is not so young but... her fortune is greater by far... than the number of her years." "Sadness!" "Boredom!" "Pride!" "Hypocrisy!" "They are all one-eyed or hunchbacks!" "And probably deaf!" "The fairytale princesses... have they all disappeared?" "There is this one." "Let me see." "God, how lovely she is!" "You were hiding her, traitor." "How sweet she is!" "How pure!" "How graceful!" "Just look at that shoulder!" "Who s she?" "Your daughter, Sire." "Love is worn around the neck." "Love is mad." "Four arms entwined..." "The soul is glad." "Like a scarf of white woos woven, love forms a knot." "Love, love has made me mad." "Love often makes a clamor." "In youth it cries, it stings, it swears false oaths." "It makes those lovers suffer" "Who refused to turn the page." "Love, love is never wise." "How beautiful she is!" "More than the Queen, Sire..." "And much more charming and intelligent." "When it has lived too long, content," "Love, at the slightest snag, frays, caught on the nail of memory." "Love dies in time." "Love, love," "I love you so!" "Love, love," "I love you so!" "Your father, the King, has sent for you." "Love, love, I love you so!" "You sent for me, father?" "Does that surprise you?" "Since my mother is death, you have avoided me." "Were you hurt?" " Yes, father." " I am sorry." "Solitude was my sole companion." "I have decided to change." "Stand, dear daughter." "I was listening to you." "Your singing enchanted me." "If you like music, perhaps you do not dislike poetry." "I know little poetry, but I like it." "I have some poems of the future." "The ancients wrote well... but the poets of tomorrow may delight you more." "Listening to your fairy lute, trees, stones follow you, Orpheus, letting you shape them as you choose." "Clio, the barmaid..." "Calliope phoning in a scoop..." "Urania turning on the gas lights which paint the trees from below." "Do you like it?" "It is disconcerting." "Your godmother, the lilac fairy, gave it to me." "Her knowledge of the future amazes me." "Listen to another which suits you well." "The ring is slipped on the finger after the sealing kiss." "What our lips are murmuring is in the ring on the finger." "Weave roses through your hair." "I love you and want to marry you." "Poetry deranges you, father." "I beg you to stop." " Do you love me?" " Yes, a lot." "A lot is not enough." "Allow me to go, father." "I feel weary and troubled." "Be that as it may, I have decided to marry you and marry you I will." "Don´t ask me for such a crime." "Let me think." "Until tomorrow." "Ty jsi moudrý." "Your advice has never ed me astray." "I love the Princess and I wish to marry her." "Is mine a sinful love?" "Is she fond of your Majesty?" "She says she loves me... a lot." "Yet she is confused." "Do you see what I mean?" "The Princess is too young to analyze her feelings." "It is written here that all little girls who are asked:" ""Whom will you wed when you grow up?"" "reply: "I want to marry Daddy."" "Have you a daughter?" "No, unfortunately." "but if I did," "I should certainly marry her." "You are the wisest of the wise." "I shall marry the Princess." "You!" "So early!" "I hate to be taken unawares." "Excuse me, godmother, but I have to tell you..." "Don´t cry, child." "It will make you ugly." "But it´s dreadful!" "Sit down." "Don´t tell me." "I know all about it." "Let me finish dressing." "And dry your tears." "You, go outside and play." "Yellow isn´t becoming to me." "That´s better." "My child, it would be sinful to marry your father." "You must discourage him." "But I love him." "I know..." "But you´re mixing up different kinds of love." "I must give him an answer tomorrow." "The situation requires attention." "Children do not marry their parents, my child." "You love your father, or so I gather." "But whatever their reasons or feelings may be, boys do not marry their mothers, my child." "And it is the tradition in every condition for lawmakers to decree that girls do not marry their daddies." "A prince with a shepherdess may find joy." "But a gils with her father can expect nothing but tainted offspring." "My child, you must forget without regret these depraved phantasms..." "And you will encounter a ragamuffin or perhaps a beggar prince." "But kindly abjure this union impure." "Life will offer you gifts, my child." "But first you must conform to the plan which I have concocted for you." "Have no fear of getting lost." "I shall enlighten you at all cost." "I shall protect you and show you the way that I have traced without delay." "Be of good cheer..." "I´ve fixed it all up, dear." "Don´t worry." "Nothing bad will happen to you if you follow my advice." "Are you sure?" "Fairies are always right." "We must thwart your father." "You must tell him that you have a whim for..." "Let s see..." "a dress the color of the weather." "It´s very complicated and costly." "He´ll never be able to give it to you." "A dress the color of the weather!" "Is it a condition?" "Oh, just a whim." "And you will marry me?" "Yes, father." "The devil take me!" "But what kind of weather?" "Good weather, father." "What kind of weather?" "Good weather, of course!" "I need it tomorrow." "We haven´t time!" "The color of the weather!" "He succeeded!" "How dreadful!" "Let me look at you." "It´s gorgeous!" "I never saw anything like it." "I didn´t think it was possible." "He must love you very much indeed!" "What do we do now?" "We must be unreasonable." "Ask him for a dress that is more sparkling, less common..." "A dress the color of the moon." "Go at once." "The color of the moon?" "Yes, father, more sparkling, less common... but that one fits you perfectly." "I find it quite ordinary." "I would not displease you." "The co or of the moon?" "Yes, father." "The color of the moon?" "And even more sparkling than the nightly orb." "Now he´s asking for the moon!" "What a beautiful dress!" "My father is so sweet!" "I am full of love and ready to marry him." " You can´t!" " But he´s so nice!" "Impossible!" "I tore my dress again." "How sad!" "That´s life." "There is something wrong..." "My magic spell won´t work anymore." "Is it spent?" "Can a spell wear out like a dress?" "No, but it can weaken like a battery." "A battery?" "What´s that?" "Nothing..." "I´m getting old!" "But fairies don´t get old." "You´re right." "I had forgotten." "Still my power over men has weakened." "My spell doesn´t work anymore on your father." "I must admit that I am very fond of him." "Oh no!" "We shall conquer this unwholesome passion." "We´ll be simply odious." "Tell him you want dress the color of the sun." "He´ll give it to me." "We´ll see." "Anyway, I have another idea." "I think he will be surprised by the request I advise you to make." "What request?" "Listen..." "Oh no!" "Not that!" "That´s horrible!" "I´d never dare..." "I´d rather marry him." "You´ll have to do it." "Are you satisfied?" "Frankly, I should like a more dazzling dress... the color of the sun." "Is this one not dazzling?" "It could be made of gold and diamonds." "Are you vain, my dear?" "Not very." "Why are you teasing me?" "You may have the dress if you assure me it is a sign of love and not a whim." "It is not a whim, father." "Go!" "Ask him what I told you." "Oh, I can´t." "Go!" "I command you." "How dazzling!" "I have never seen anything so radiant!" "You are beautiful, daughter." "Are you happy?" "I am, father." "I am filled with joy." "Is this your last request?" "Or, before our marriage, have you another desire that I can satisfy?" "Yes, but I hesitate..." "Tell me anyway." "I´d like... the skin of that old donkey in your stables." "My banker?" "Yes, father." "That s a strange request, and it surprises me." "Who suggested this monstrous idea to you?" "Your fairy godmother?" "She has despised me since..." " Since when, father?" " Never mind." "Besides, I don´t care what the fairies think, especially that one!" "Well, if it is your last request before our marriage, it will be granted." "You will have the donkey skin tonight." "Don´t be childish!" "I cannot escape him." "It is cruel to make him suffer." "He is a ready planning the wedding." "That´s just too bad!" "Why must I refuse his love?" "What have you got against my father?" "I need not explain to you." "Your father behaved badly in an affair involving only him and me." "Fairies, like women, hold grudges." "Don´t cry." "If my father loves me, why not do as he wishes?" "Why flee from him?" "I owe him my life after all." "Your education has been sadly lacking." "What do you advise?" "You must leave... quickly!" "The King will find me wherever I go." "You will be disguised." "You have the oddest ideas!" "Hurry now." " Wrap this skin around you." " Oh, horrors!" "Do as I say." "Everything is planned." "Where is my wand?" "Here is a chest for your dresses, your mirror, your diamonds and rubies." "Take my wand too." " But you..." " I have a spare one." "Strike the floor with the wand, and your chest will appear." " Come." " Why?" "Come here." "No one will recognize you." "You enjoy making me ugly!" "Don´t be silly." "It´s going to be an ordeal." "Life s not so easy as you think, even for the daughter of a king." "A coach will await you at the gate to take you to a safe place." "Good luck, child." "Lend me my wand to get home." "Come in, Donkey Skin." "I was expecting you." "I need a scullion to wash the rags." "Yes, Madam." "Call me "old woman"" "or don´t call me at all." "You can start tomorrow." "Everybody´s asleep today." "You´re even dirtier than I expected." "By definition, a scullion is dirty." "You think too much." " You can clean the pig trough." " Yes, old woman." "I am tired from traveling." "Where can I rest?" "There is a hut in the forest." "Oh, how wretched!" "Where do you start?" "The bed." "A chair." "The table." "A looking glass." "Candles." "And my chest." "Love, love, I love you so!" "No trace of the Princess." "Search the stables, the sheepfold, the cellars." "We searched everywhere." "She was sleeping in her bedroom last night." "The Princess may have eloped with some Romeo." "Nonsense!" "I´m going mad!" "Send 100 messengers, 1 000 musketeers." "Search each hamlet, vineyard, and meadow." "Bring her back to me." " Dead or alive?" " Alive, stupid!" "Oh, it is too hard to bear." "What about the wedding?" "Postpone it." "No wedding!" "No feast!" "No decorations!" "No cake!" "No bells!" "Leave me in peace." "Until you find her." "I can be consoled only by her presence." "Be gone!" "Oh, how disgusting!" "Oh, how dirty!" "Oh, how filthy!" "The poor thing!" "She must be sick" "Her skin must hide some disease." "Maybe the mange!" "Just look at her!" "You can´t tell her hands from her face." "With that hair all over her!" "She won´t have a chance to see the Prince." "Before kissing her, he´d have to wash her." "Her skin must smell musky." "The old lady said that you must clean the stables and the barn." "Do you know why?" "How would I know?" "Our Prince is coming Sunday." "He insists on cleanliness." " She doesn´t!" " Oh, how disgusting!" "Let´s get away from here!" "She infests the air." "They say she´s evil." "You´d better hide." "If the Prince sees you, he might throw you out." "You won´t be allowed at the feast." "The King´s soldiers might take you for a beast and kill you." "I won´t take up much room nor make any noise." "But I want to see the Prince go by." "After that, I´ll leave." "She wants to see the Prince!" "They´ll all take flight at such a sight." "What is your name, noble lady?" " They call me Donkey Skin." " Is it your skin that stinks?" " I think it is her body." " I´ve never seen anything so ugly." "Am I really guilty?" "Of what crime?" "I don´t deserve such wretchedness." "Unless a Prince Charming comes for me," "I vow here and now to go out and find him." "Are we a most there?" "Almost, Sire." "You have eaten nothing." "I am not hungry." "Is something bothering you?" "I was thinking how odd the world is." "They say it may stop turning." "The fairies won´t let it." " I don´t believe in them." " I do." "Fairies are our inner force." "They make us act, for good or evil." "Excuse me." "I need calm." " I´ll go with you." " I didn´t say I needed company." "Love hides within the heart, like a thief." "And secretly plans its downfall." "Like a worm inside a cherry, recalling happy days." "Are you bored, Prince?" "Never, Rose..." "There is so much to be done, to discover, to understand." "Is it love you seek?" "Of course..." "like everyone else." "Then follow the path." "You can trust me." "Thank you, Rose." "Love, love, I love you so." "Love, love, I love you so." "Why are you knocking at my door?" "I have waited so long for you to bring me happiness." "Love, love, I love you so." "Tell me, woman, who is that princess in the forest?" " Not a princess." "A scullion, Sire." " She has the loveliest face." "Little Red Riding Hood, perhaps!" "She is a lowly servant." "They call her Donkey Skin." " Donkey Skin?" " Donkey Skin!" "What a pretty name!" "Kind sir... wine and sun have muddled you." "I have not tasted of wine, and the sun shone only to lead me to her." "You look mysterious, Sire." "I just saw an angel!" "What the devil!" "Hang me if I did not dream it." "I wonder if I haven´t found love in my path." "Love that makes wise men go mad..." "I seemed to recognize love´s features." "So young, so graceful, so lovely, so tender, so serene." "My life depends upon her..." "I shall live for her alone." "Her love must belong to me." "I had no hope." "I was desperate." "I went on living joylessly." "Then she appeared, lovelier than an angel... come down among us men." "I would give my life for her, even if I were hanged." "I must see her again." "I do not wish to die of love." "You tremble, Sire." " There´s a spell upon him." " Yes." "What joy!" "Prepare the horses." "We´re leaving." "Were you asleep?" "I thought I heard you." "We didn´t expect you until tomorrow." "I´m not cross but you know how I worry when you travel." "Did you have a good trip?" "What do you mean by that?" "That father should do something about his kingdom." "There are still scullions living in huts." "Take it up with your father." "You look upset." "Are you ill?" "I have ridden 50 leagues." "I am tired." " You´re burn ng up." " I´m exhausted." "You gallop like mad." "You have a fever." "Are you ill?" "Just my luck!" "For your return, I arranged the ball of the Cats and the Birds." "The Marchioness of Carabas is coming." "All the Princesses want to see you." "Shall I call the doctor?" "No!" "Thank you." "Leave me." "I need to rest." "Where is your son?" "Must we beg him to come?" "I sent for him three times." "Does he know the ball is in his honor?" "Yes." "He says he doesn´t feel well." " Where is he?" " He refuses to leave his room." "That isn´t like him." "Has he a secret?" "Not that I know of." " Has he eaten?" " He didn´t touch his food." " I´ll go get him." " No..." "I´ll go." "Madame de Ségur is looking for you." "Madame de Cléves has traveled four days." "They are all asking for you." "They are all silly wenches." "I want to see that girl." "I want to marry her." "I tell you she is a scullion." "I tell you she´s a beauty." "There is much talk about your absence." "If you tell them you want to marry a scullion, they´ll lock you up." "You are right." "But I must find a way to see her." "Until I do, I will not leave my room." "I´ll be sick in bed." "I have spoken!" "What did you say?" "Your Majesty..." "Leave us, Godefroy." " The King is worried about you." " He needn´t be." " You don´t eat." " I don´t feel like it." "You left the hunt, you wouldn´t see the play, you refused to come to the ball." "Everything seems to bore you." "Is there nothing that I can do to amuse you?" "There is only one thing that would amuse me." "Just name it, and it wil be done." "A cake made by Donkey Skin." "Who?" "Donkey Skin." "You don´t know her." "But you aren´t hungry." "It´s the only thing I really want." "I know it seems commonplace." "A cake..." "Donkey Skin?" "Get some rest, child." "Thibaud, I want to ask you a question." " A riddle?" " No, a question." "Do you know Donkey Skin?" "Yes, Your Majesty." "She is the ugliest beast, except the wolf." "And she stinks!" "Who´s she?" "A filthy thing that lives in one of your pigsties... your farms." "She keeps the pigs." "Filthy or not, go!" "The Prince wants her to make him a cake." "I won´t get there before daybreak." "Then go quickly!" "Go... quickly..." "Right." "She must be a good cook." "We´re here." " Are you Donkey Skin?" " Yes, sir." "I am the Queen´s overseer." "The Prince, who is ill, requests a cake... made by you." " Do you have what you need?" " Yes, sir." "Hurry, scullion..." "We´ll wait." "I hope she washes her hands." "A cake for the Prince!" "My cookbook!" "An apple savarin..." "A rum alaska..." "A walnut delight..." "King´s cream puffs..." "An apricot cobbler..." "A plum soufflé..." "Strawberry shortcake..." "A pineapple charlotte..." "A love cake!" "My dress the color of the sun!" "Prepare your dough in a flat bows." "Light your oven." "Take some flour." "Pour it in the bowl." "Four full handful." "Make a lillle hole in it." "Choose four fresh eggs laid the very morning." "For 20 days later a chick is bound to appear." "A whole bowl of milk nice and creamy if you please." "Sprinkle with sugar." "And mix well." "A handful of sweet butter..." "A pinch of baking powder..." "A drop of honey..." "And a dash of salt." "And now it is time wlise kneading the dough, to slip in a present for your betrothed." "Make a wish while the dough is resting." "Butter the dish and bake one hour." "Oh, my skin!" "Get up, lazybones." "Don´t keep the Prince waiting." "Hurry up!" " How´s he?" " I can´t tell." "He is delirious but he has no fever." "Aren´t there any fairies around?" "They´re all busy." "It´s the full moon." "But you are scientists!" "The case s unprecedented." "Here is the cake." "Is it good?" "I don´t know." "I don´t like cake." "What do you think?" "It smells like good butter." "Excellent!" "Here, child." "Taste it when you feel like it." "I´m not very hungry." "He shouldn´t eat so fast." "He´ll get air in his blood." "He´s choking!" "Do something!" "He´s been poisoned!" "He hasn´t eaten for 3 days." "Give him a glass of water." "Thank you all." "The cake was delicious!" "I feel much better." "Now I want to sleep." "Leave me." "We must not irritate him." "His illness s characterized by fluctuations." "The cough is only temporary." "I knew not that you loved me." "Do you know it now?" "A golden ring told me so." "There must be a spell on us." "But what will we do with so much happiness?" "Let it be seen or keep it a secret?" "Together we will make our life as no others have ever done." "Our love will be a legend." "And we will live long in memory." "But what will we do with so much love?" "Let it be seen or keep it a secret?" "We´ll do whatever is forbidden..." "We´ll go together to the snack bar." "We´ll smoke a pipe in secret." "We´ll stuff ourselves on cake!" "But what will we do with so much joy?" "Life is full of it!" "We´ll do whatever is forbidden." "We´ll go together to the snack bar." "We´ll smoke a pipe in secret." "We´ll stuff ourselves on cake!" "But what will we do with so much joy?" "Life is full of it!" "We´ll have a great many children and live happily ever after." "The doctors!" "Have you looked in your books?" "Yes, Your Majesty." "We are all in agreement about the diagnosis." "Tell us!" "The Prince is dying of love." " Love?" " I knew it!" "What do you advise?" "Marriage, Your Majesty." "Is it urgent?" "The sooner the better." "Thank you for your wise counsel." "We´ll think about it." "I can´t handle this." "You take care of it." "As you wish." "Wait!" "I´ll go with you." "My son..." "My dear son." "My dear child..." "We know everything." "You´re lucky!" "You shall have her." "Whether she be stupid or ugly." "Oh, not that!" "You promised!" "Tell us her name." "I do not wish to distress you but I can´t give you her name." "Look..." "I shall marry the girl who can wear this ring." "What ring is this?" " Who gave it to you?" " No questions!" " We could..." " No!" "I know you." "If I tell you this much, you´ll want that much." "I will command the ladies to come to try the ring on." "Thank you." "By order of the King!" "All maidens are to come to the palace to try on a ring." "Hear ye!" "Maidens only..." "The one whom the ring fits perfectly will marry the Prince, heir to the throne." "Hear ye!" "The ring is very small, and the finger must be slender." "Come hither, ladies!" "This elixir of gazelle milk will make your finger so slender that you will wed the Prince." "This way, my beauties!" "I´ll make you a slender finger, smoother than a plum." "And the Prince will fall head over heels." "I´ve got a miracle salve to make fingers slender." "Open the bottle." "Rub it in well." "Push harder, lazybones!" "I´m afraid of hurting you." "Are you as stupid as you seem?" "Push it down until I tell you to stop!" "Mother, hurry!" "The Prince is waiting for us." "My finger is getting thinner!" "Mine will fit the golden ring." "My skin is peeling off!" "Mine is down to the bone!" "It serves you right, you giddy girls!" "The cad!" "The quack!" "Look at my finger." "It sooks terribses" "Look at mine." "It´s twice as fats" "They´re so silly!" "He´s jealous." "All that just to marry a prince!" "You´re a naughty rogues" "Ouch!" "You´re pinching me!" "Help!" "What is it, Esther?" "I cut it!" "Serves her right!" "Make him go away!" "You must suffer to be beautiful!" "First the Princesses." "Then the Duchesses." "Then the Marchionesses." "What a crowd!" "What if it fits several of them?" "No chance of that!" "But if there were?" "I hadn´t thought of that." "Calm down!" "There´s no hurry." "And please don´t push!" "The countesses..." "The behinds..." "I mean, the baronnesses behind." "Sorry." "I have the smallest finger in the county!" "Next..." "Come back in a few years." "With pleasure, Your Highness." "Almost, but not quite..." "The maids first, then the cooks." "The turkey keepers and scullions last." "Stop your crackling..." "I mean, your cackling!" "Miss Gauthier, servant at the castle." "Miss Nicolette, cook." "Miss Saltandpepper, turkey keeper." "Miss Glum, unemployed." "Is it worth trying?" "Give me your hand." "No, the other one." "I told you so." "Is there no one else?" "No, Your Highness." "There is no one else, Your Majesty." "My dear child..." "Every lady of the realm answered your summons." "None of them could wear the ring." "I am very sorry." "I am surprised." "This ring must belong to someone." "I don´t think I saw Donkey Skin, the girl who made me a cake." "Did no one inform her?" "I don t know, Your Majesty." "Bring her here immediately." "Here she is, Your Majesty." "Do you live at the third farm down the road?" "Yes, Your Majesty." "Show me your hand." "Oh darling!" "I´m marrying your father." "Try to look pleased." "My daughter!" "My dear daughter!" "We´ll never be parted again." "The festivities lasted almost three months." "Kings came from everywhere." "The King of India with his elephant, the King of Africa with his camel, the King of Siam with his cats and coaches and sedan chairs." "They say that the couple would still be in sove if they hadn´t died a hundred years later." "The tale is perhaps difficult to believe but as long as there are children and mothers and grandmothers, it will be remembered." "Subtitles:" "Mary Lou se Gradwoh" "Subtitling TVS" " TITRA FILM"