"This hasn't been solved since '62..." "And this here... hasn't been solved either." "I couldn't even start that row." "There are so many things to do." "Ladies and gentleman, what I'm holding in my hand... this dossier - very thick dossier, here contains the complete file of the melon case." "There are two stamps on it." "See?" "Where is it?" "Here." "And... down here." "Top secret, it says." "And: not to be opened for 30 years." "So it means, it's classified." "It's dangerous." "There's another note on it too, written in pencil," ""Booze, shut your face or you'll be kicked in the arse."" "Let me introduce myself, may I?" "My colleagues call me Booze 'cause my mum was a boozer and so was I but... whatever..." "What's more important is that..." "you, sitting out there, will be part of the story, as we get into the melon case." "I'll count to 3..." "So those who don't want to be part of this little story, may leave." "The rest come with me." "So... 1... 2... 3..." "We used to leave the cinema by 3 if the film was crap." "From now on you are part of the story that I'm going to tell you." "And I'm about to tell you this story now." "We are all in the story..." "We are." "I turn on the tv to see That terrorists are scaring me." "Who'd have thought years ago Fear's gonna ruin Europe's ego" "People wish there were no terrorists" "Especially those with a list" "STARRING:" "Shit happens but we'll find our ways" "Even if it's not like the good old days" "ZHIGULI - an action movie." "Panics taking hold no difference for big cheese and bold" "Accept and love all like brothers" "And there'll be no more bombers." "He's Enduro Man." "There's a huge difference between enduro and motocross." "Enduros're allowed on the road." "He's Rick." "I love action movies." "My favourite's Lethal Weapon." " I think..." " Movie-freak!" "Lethal Weapon films are the best contemporary screens." " Checking IDs." " Riding bikes." " Pubs." " Bars." " One fate." " One heart." "Two bikes." "The malon case is a big catch." "The media love it." "Sensational!" "All glory is yours." "Honours, promotion, plus..." "Cop of the Year medal, plus..." "Cop Magazine cover story." "Centralfolds." " Permission to be happy, sir!" " You can." " We fucking did it!" "What are you so happy for?" "That day you burglared, abused and caused mayhem." "And all these are connected!" "So, one of you will go to paradise, the other damnation." " Clear?" " No, sir!" " Yes, sir!" "One of you will be prosecuted for these crimes, the other will be honoured for solving the melon case." "Now we'll find out who that'll be." "Clear?" " Yes, sir." " No, sir." "The one to investigate is..." "major Piroska Szabo!" "Good morning!" "I'm Piroska." " Hello!" " Morning!" " C'mon move it!" " You are here to drink, aren't you?" "Move!" "..." "He said he could prove it." " Doesn't mean anything." " Does it?" "Great!" "How many times did we tell the suspect that we had evidence?" " Many times." " But we didn't have." " I won't let them push me 'round!" " Right!" "We won't." "We won't testify against each other." "We'll get honours." " We'll be in Cop Magazine." " Not as criminals though." " I propose..." " Are you gay?" "Oh, you...!" "I'd rather marry sergeant Badar." "He's better looking." " Idiot!" "I propose that we take an oath." " Oh, ok." "We'll vow to mislead the authorities." "We'll demonstrate, that solving the melon case is a joint effort." " Great!" " That's not the way to do it!" " I'll show you." " What do you mean?" "Come on!" "Come here, everybody!" "We're taking an oath." "Help us!" " We'll vow..." " We'll vow..." " to mislead..." " to mislead..." " ...the authorities." " ...the authorities." " And we'll demonstrate..." " We'll demonstrate that solving the melon case is a joint effort." "...joint effort." "Hurrah!" "I'm recording your testimony." "Speak into the mike!" "Voice test. 1, 2, 3, 4." "That's it." "Something's wrong." "Voice test. 1, 2, 3, 4." "Ok now." "Let's see..." "I'm all ears." "I, Richard Wagner, will prove that the solving of... the so cold melon case is my own doing." "Called, not cold." " I, Lewis Cheese..." " It's not on." "I, Lewis Cheese, testify that solving the melon case... is my own doing." "And I state under oath that" "I have no idea what Rick said but I'm sure he was lying." "Let me remark that Rick, Richard Wagner, is not equal to the great German composer." "Richard Wagner, a friend of Franz Liszt, was always involved in threesomes." "And was a great composer too." "Yes, I suppose it's a very important point." "That's more like it." "I'm sure if we can work together we'll be friends, Mr. Wagner." "I disclose that I had a part-time security job in a bar." " Where?" " Have Mercy." " Designation?" " Night Club." " Who else was there?" " Koko, the famous boxer." "Ok, now!" "Are you scared short-arse?" "Yeah, I'm talking to you bugger!" "C'mon you chicken, c'mon inside!" "I wasn't provoking him, just challenged him for a friendly match, considering the empirical mixing with the locals at the above mentioned location." " C'mon, don't be a chicken!" " What?" "Are you crazy?" "Stand right here!" "You too." "I'll sort you out later." " What do you want?" " Stop pushing me!" " Koko and the four dwarfs." " Oh, my goodness!" "God, I can't believe this!" " Jesus, thank you!" "Have you got a pen?" " Yeah." "Wait a second, an autograph." "I saw you in that mole movie." "Fucking great!" "I love it." "The guys won't belive me." " Your beer comercial is great too." " Piss off now!" " Catch you later!" "According to the barman you were rather pissed." " He was hammered." "I apologise." " Not ture!" "I was drinking cherry soda as a camouflage." " It looks like redwine and soda." " You were swearing too." "Like a trooper." "I apologise." "Don't you run off!" "I'm not a beagle." " Do you wanna fight?" " Cut it out!" " I'll hunt you down!" "Sorry." "We drew aside to fight like real sportsmen." "Just to enhance the image of the police." " Hit me!" " Cut it!" "Gentlemen, fair play, please!" "One at a time." "Go on!" "What a wanker!" " So, Koko knocked you out." " No." "Negative." "I slipped on the unknown stuff covering the floor." " Puke." " Get out of here!" "I see, you slipped." "I did." "And I hit my cerebellum." "It still hurts like hell." "Due to the punch I went into a coma." " And I had a vision." " You had what?" "A vision of Saint Rita." "Accompanied by two shining angels." "I am Saint Rita and they are archangels." " I'm Uriel." " And I'm Ariel." " Melon." " No, I'm not." "I'm Rick." "I'm not here to argue." "I'm here to tell you..." "I feel dizzy." "Melons will bring you salvation." "It's amazing but..." "I'm passing out." "When you recover, remember what I've told you." "And I speak Czech 'cause beforehand I appeared in Prague." " That's how it all started." " How?" "Saint Rita gave me a clue." "The night before we were in charge." "Just after 9 p.m." "a suicidal citizen entered HQ." " Where are you going?" " To report that I committed suicide." "You can't go to the authorities looking like that." " But..." " Weren't you here last week?" " No, never..." "Don't you show off, you're not on tv!" "Go straight ahead, then take a left at the gate." "Rick, as a senior master-sergeant, drew out a bottle of snaps from the... the..." " ..." "left corner of the middle drawer." " So?" " It was a product of Bulgaria, open already." " What?" "Mastinka snaps." "So I came to the conclusion that it'd happened before." " Who said that?" " No one but that's what I thought." " What?" " Rick is an alcoholic." " So?" "We had to drink, ma'am." " Why?" " To identify with the suicidal citizen." " I'm not gonna repeat it!" " Any problems?" "Good morning, Margitka!" " Do you know the names of the policemen?" " Well, I..." "I only know their nicknames." "One of them is Rick, the other is... a kind of biker..." "Just a minute..." "Not scooter..." "What do you call it...?" "It'll come to me in a minute..." "Enduro!" "Yes, Enduro Man, he is." "After drawing up seconds..." "er... minutes... we took er... ection..." "I mean, action." "He told us to come to 2/C Niter Street." " That's how we got here." " I have things to sort out too." "My men've been working here." "Collecting debts." "I have active debts." " Debts must be collected." " Will you help me?" "Considering the..." "location and the metacommunation of those present..." "I came to a conclusion that officer Rick and the fence," "Mrs. Csaba Horvath, a widow who's known as Margitka... alias Rigid were doing business." "My inductive anticipation was that they're commercializing." "So I decided to grass on Rick." "To do so, I had to get into Rigid's favour." "I see." "You wanted evidence." "Are you an oracle?" "Or just reading my mind?" "So er..." "I started a covered inquiry." "I predended to get close to the fence." "No...!" "Zorro, give me the key!" "Here's the key." "You go to the 4x4." "Not now, idiot!" "Drive to the airport." "You'll see a Lufthansa." "The pilot'll give you a box of lipsticks." "Bring that back to me!" "Stop yelling or I'll let you go and your head'll crack!" "Otto Liszt, you'll fall a long way." "Are you scared?" " I am, of course." " He is." "Tell Christian to switch the machine on!" " Switch it on!" " I'll grind your hand." "Do you remember Otto Liszt?" "There are so many names I don't really remember." "He got sick, I heard." "Something to do with his blood pressure." " Not my hand!" "I'm a pianist!" " Margitka..." "I'm broke." " I need some money." " We need some money." " What?" " What?" " We're broke." "We need money." " We need money auntie Margitka." " Where's the money?" " Where's the money?" " Where's the money?" " I have it!" " He has it." " He has it." " So take it!" " Take it!" "Where is it?" " Here it is!" " Here it is." " Firstlings are the best business." " Are they?" " Pepper, tomato, banana, melon." " Melon?" " Melon." "Melon." "He said something like, Otto got dizzy but he pulled him back." "He did have problems with his blood pressure." "He took medication." "So I told Zorro to get some." "I use anti-tympany pills since I eat a lot of pasta." "It lies heavy on my stomach." "Were the two policemen there?" "Yes, they're helping." "Officially." "Since he... almost fell out due to his indisposition." "Let me sum up the facts:" "I got a clue from Margitka, Mrs. Horvath alias Rigid." "So I started to finish up the case." "You what?" "Finish up the case." "It's dialect meaning finish off." "So you started finishing off." "Finish up, I say." "I'm from the country." "We have to sum up, ladies and gents." "We have Rick with the vision of Saint Rita." "Then we have Enduro Man and Rigid." "Plenty of information." "And we'll come here to Have Mercy bar as well." "I didn't know that Margitka, Mrs. Horvath, is known as Riged." " She's been nice to me." " Riged is my nickname." "But I noticed my partner, Enduro Man, having an intimate conversation with Mrs. Horvath alias Riged." "She was also in the apartment." "Relation?" "Relation?" "Oh, no!" "Margitka is..." "Why didn't you arrest her?" "I wanted to catch the whole gang." "There weren't enough highway patrolers in the capital." "You know, leading the convoy." "The reception committee was led by Mr. Kalman." "Mr. Kalman?" "Details!" "Mr. Kalman, the boss." "The chief." "God himself." "I see." "Mr. Kalman..." "Yes." "I have evidence." "Enduro Man asked for an autograph on his holster." "Teddybear." "They'll puzzle it out." "What was I doing at the melon truck?" "What will the Americans say?" "What kind of melons are their allies sending to the enemy?" "The case must be settled immediately!" "These two could be spying for a foreign country." " Too many coincidences." " They must be liquidated!" "Thay may be as stupid as they look." "Maybe!" "I'm fed up with maybes!" "I want a result and want it now!" " Do you want that too?" " Yes." "If needed." "If needed." "Teddybear..." "Why is Mr. Kalman so afraid of being connected to the melons?" " What happened at the airport?" " We waited for four hours." "What for?" "They were unloading the planes..." "I mean melons." "Are you sure they weren't pumpkins?" "It's a weighty issue." "I don't know about that but I'm positive they were melons." "We had a four hour delay." "I wanted to check the clue that I'd got from Saint Rita with a special process but that's another the question." " You see..." " Dimitrov square." "Oh, the Parallel Academy's there." "I had to check 'cause..." " But it worked." "I saved a melon." " What do you mean?" "I learnt at the Academy that Egyptians... used to mummify with honey and garlic." "Richard... didn't you just take the melon home?" "Yeah." "It was part of the plan." " So..." "Rick wanted to eat the melon." " Did you?" " No!" "'Cause Rick's mum said Hungarians shouldn't eat melons ...without bread." "And I wanted to take the melon as evidence to Riged alias the widow, Mrs. Horvath." "So I'd pinch the whole gang." "And I was sorry to see... that Rick eventually wanted to eat the melon." " Look!" " She swallowed a whole melon!" "Don't be rude!" "Oh, the melon...!" " C'mon!" " Easy!" "The rind's thick." " Give me some!" " Easy!" " I'm hungry!" "Have you eaten it?" "I've just cut it." "You hypnotised it?" " Or Albanian melons're hollow." " It doesn't make sense." "Good question." "Who ate the melon?" "As scientists prooved it's very difficult to create ...hollow melons." "We mustn't ignore this." "Something's wrong with your sexuality." "You're folding a lot." " You're a cleanoholic." " Stop quoting Freud!" "Sigmund Freud, 19th centuary Austrian psychiatrist observed his own family affairs to create his theories." "You mean Jung?" "Carl Gustav Jung the generative of Jungian Psychology lived in Freud's time." "Hit me!" "..." "Hit me more!" " What about Wilhelm Reich?" " He worked out Orgonomy." " Hush!" " Just a minute." " He wasn't friends with Jung or with Freud." " Hush!" "Have a sedative!" "A heart attack can be fatal in your position." " In this case..." " Get out of here!" "Hush!" " What you can see there..." " Calm down...!" "Why did I give him an autograph?" "In W.R.:" "Ministries of the Organism, a film by Dushan Makavejev, the theme deals with..." " Tell me something naughty!" " ...men-women relations..." "No!" "It can't be happening!" "Psychedelics can cause visions like that." "Mustn't find out that I have anything to do with the melons." " C'mon now...!" " Come back here!" " Come back!" " No!" " Where are you?" "Dickhead!" "You're not gonna have anymore visions!" "My colleague and myself were aproaching Szolnok with our magisterial bikes numbered TG 277... 47..." "So we were on our way to Szolnok on a road... specially designed for this, when we noticed two females hitchhiking." "You could tell they were hookers trying... what do you call it..." "Doing business." "Hello!" " I'm Clair." " Alex." " How do you do?" "Susan?" "I see." "Are you hitchhiking?" "If I happen to... you know..." "Under what conditions?" " What?" " Is he speaking Hungarian?" " If I want to... you know..." " Cough up what you want!" "Not necessarily me but..." "If anyone wants to..." " We have no time for this." " Ok, then." "How much?" " I'm seriously considering it." " You're nice but..." "Next time." " Move on, will you?" " It's new to me... and..." "Piss off!" "Who do you think we are?" "Aren't these hookers?" "Why not then?" " Hey, Lewis!" " What are you up to?" " Going to the community center to cook stew." " Don't get drunk!" "Helmet!" "Are you mental?" "Move on!" "..." "Move on, I said." "Can you show us the way to..." "Oh, fuck!" "..." "Blimey!" " Mr. Presser!" " I'm not..." "Mr. Demjen!" "I'm Lewis Cheese." "Rick, where the fuck are you?" "He's taking a piss..." "I can't believe it!" "..." "Fire?" "Don't you leave without singing!" "When the trains leaving my heart's breaking... ooh..." " How far is it?" " An hour drive." "Or two." " Let's go then!" "Come to our gig, you'll hear us sing." " Bye, ladies!" "Come and see us!" " We will." " All the best!" "Bye!" "After checking their IDs..." "Rick told them... they were under arrest and would be taken to HQ... for lechery." "But first we had to get satisfactory evidence." " Kalman and the melon truck!" " Report!" "Due to civilian notification we are here to supervise, sir!" "The suspect put up resistance, so my colleague and myself figured it required corporal punishment." "As you can see, sir." "Stop it you bugger!" "Sergeant!" "Am I calling at a bad time?" "Yes, sir!" "No, sir!" "..." "I mean..." "According to..." "I'm unable to stop the enquiry." " Attention!" " Standing to attention, sir!" "Enquiry's done." "Is it your motorbike?" "It is." "We had a short civilian conversation and I figured..." " I want to marry..." " It's so romantic!" "That's why I rode at 160 km/h to Szolnok with that lady." "You have no idea how sensual I am..." "Oh, fuck...!" "Fatal insubordination." "While he was on the nudist beach with the blonde lady..." "I went to the warehouse where I have a part-time job as..." "Whatever." "I got there right on time to see... that at the warehouse next to ours a Soviet... or what was it?" "A Russian truck'd just parked at the warehouse next to ours." "I moved carefully, like a cat, as I was taught." "Then carefully using my binoculars I begun to monitor." "Let me tell you, they're very good binoculars." "I bought them from Ukrainians." "They come here more often since the socialist regime ended." "They're some military stuff." "Great for fishing at night." " I visually monitored a truck at the warehouse." " Visually?" " Yes, audi-visually." " Like a video?" " What?" " I'm sorry." " What Audi?" "A black one but not Mr. Kalman's." "My hat, you moron!" " Are you sure?" " Sorry." " Leave it!" "Mind how you answer!" "If it'd been Mr. Kalman I'd have recognized him." "But I didn't, so it wasn't him." "Let it go!" " I see." "What was on the truck?" " I haven't a clue." "Not melons, that's for sure." "Take it away!" "Right, so we'll record it in the minutes." " Excuse me!" " Shall I help you out?" " Don't you cut it here!" " Sorry." " Piss off!" "I apoligize." "I knew..." "I knew it was time to get even with Wagner." "He refered to break in at the warehouse if some interesting stuff arrives." "And then Enduro Man..." "Oops..." "That's me." "Sorry, I've no idea what happened..." "I'm so hot." " The fence..." "Rigid..." " What about stopping for a while?" "The... what do you call it..." "So he said we would..." "And I er..." "Where is he now anyway?" "..." "Hm...?" "Oh, you wench!" "The only reason..." "I haven't got Rick is... 'cause I was wondering why the bitch gives so much money ...for those Russian VCRs." "Hey!" "What is it now?" "Are you positive that it was Mr. Kalman you saw ...at the warehouse?" "You're curious, aren't you?" "Give me more!" "..." "So..." " Look!" "What's he doing here?" " The melon truck's there too." " Kalman!" " Get dressed and leave!" "I've to make a call." "Did I say something wrong?" "Oh, please..." " Make me cum!" " No!" "It's an order!" "So..." " They sarted to unload the lorry." " What was on it?" " You won't believe it." " Mind your tongue!" "I'm your superior!" "No melons..." " What then?" " What?" " They stocked the stuff." " What about you?" " Went to the cinema." " Cinema?" "What for?" " Don't know." "Rick suggested to go get the VCRs when the coast was clear." "Swinging." "So?" "The same thing happened there." "Booze here." "Paramagnetic resonance... can be demonstrated with a pendulum." "I pretended to accept the request." "But of course..." "I accepted it only... to be able to catch..." "my colleague." "Yummy!" "..." "Yummy!" "Stop talking!" "Move it!" "Are you crazy?" "Shut up and get down!" " Lewis..." " Don't you Lewis me!" "Get down!" "Help!" "I'm caught!" " Jump!" " Ok, got it now." "Stop messing around!" "Fuck!" " Does it hurt?" " I'll survive." "Here they are!" "Quite a lot." "It says..." " B-i-d-e-o k-a-3-ette..." " You moron!" ""B" stands for "V" in Russian." " Video... but what's "3" for?" " Well..." "It's either a VCR or a toaster." "Margitka said she didn't want dodgy stuff." "We can't go empty handed." "Take it!" "It's 100 kgs... at least." "Oh, you tosser!" "I'll get the door." "Got it." "After leaving the scene with the loot..." "Enduro Man called his old friend Riged... and made an appointment." "C'mon, my little teddy...!" "And... turn... and turn and smile... smile..." "That's it!" "Everyone's watching." "Great!" "Shake it!" "They're paying..." "Smile!" "I used to coach the girls." "The show's great." "People like it... as it is." "Were you on holiday at Baracska?" "All 50 barrels plus the car." " What have you got?" " You may not like it." " Russian VCR." " Russian VCR?" "Who buys Russian VCRs nowdays?" " Margitka... just have a look!" " Margitka, please." "Ok, then." "Open it!" " Deal!" " Oh, great!" "Thanks." "I'd buy Russian VCRs like this anytime." " Joe!" "Whiskey!" " I love you." " Make it two!" " I pay." " Make it three!" " Four!" "Have you noticed... the strange look on Riged's face... when she found out what was in the box?" "Wierd, isn't it?" " Where did we meet?" " I've never seen you." " Answer me!" " Is it an interrogation?" "No, of course not." "It's a friendly chat." "I've seen you before." "You're imagining things." " I've never seen you." " What about the warehouse?" " What?" " The warehouse, yesterday." " Weren't you there?" " I don't go to places like that." " You're wrong." " Do you know Badar?" " Who?" "Sergeant Badar." "Do you know him?" "Look at me, I know who I am." "Why don't you admit that you were there?" "I saw you." " What's in the box?" " You should know." "You had it." "The bitch gave us shit loads of money for it." " Hold it!" "The bitch's my boss." " Ok." "I'm paid for protecting her from wankers like you." " If I were you I wouldn't want to know a thing." " Yeah, but..." "You got rich in a second and I'm to tell you what's in it?" "Why don't you admit it, Badar?" "Why don't you accept me?" " I'm helping you..." " I wanted to play with you in the nursery ...but you played football with the others instead." " I didn't go to nursery." " Yeah, you did." " Never." " You're taking the piss." " I help you 'cause you're a nice guy." "You're a fool." "But as long as you're a fool you're smart." " Bollocks!" " You don't want to know what happened." "I'm telling you, it could be a VCR but it's not." " What's it then?" " Shoes." " Rubbish!" "Shoes that heavy?" " See?" "You don't believe me." "And you never will." "Not even..." "You talked rubbish at the nursery, at school..." "Not even if I told you there were weapons in it." " You'd not believe it." " I'd believe that." " You'd be a fool to believe that." " You can't do it alone." " You're always around me." " I didn't say a word." " Do you know him?" " Who?" " Stay safe at the Firm." " What Firm?" " Be glad you can work." " For that money?" "Yeah, for that money." "I could tell you things but I won't." " I should get married." " Top cop." " I don't give a shit." " See?" "Best you can do is shut your face and don't give me trouble." "Rick was at the cinema whilst on duty." "Fatal insubordination." "In the meantime I was er guarding the street." "Since it was quiet I er..." "I decided to er to patrol on a South-East axis." "I love action-movies but I'm not a movie-freak." "I've watched Leathal Weapon seventeen times." "It's like postgraduate training." "Give me a car and a gun..." "I'll sort it out." "Yeah, that's what we'd need!" "Gun and a fucking car!" "Let go of me!" "..." "I'll kill you!" "Shut up!" "I'm one of you, guys!" " Shut your face!" "Hey!" " Sit down!" " Easy!" "Calm down!" " Great, ain't it?" " It's just a movie." "Hey, man!" "..." "That's my bike!" "Where are you going?" "Stop!" "Hang on...!" "Rick... can you hear me?" " It's the best part." " They nicked my mirror." "I don't give a shit!" "Code Red!" "Code Red!" " Emergency!" " Stop it!" "I'm here." " He ran off with my rearview mirror." " Look at your boots!" "C'mon, let's go!" "And wipe your face!" "Wait!" "The distance from Flower street to Ady street is approximately." "So, I was running... in accelerating speed." "The thief was wearing patterned tracksuit, and trainers." "I was wearing full uniform." "I had a baton, a gun and holster and a radio." "Lost it all. 'Cause I concentrated on catching him." "Due to better knowledge of the ground he run away." " I stopped." "Lost a lot of fluid." " How did he run away?" "Because of Rick." "He's a lazy shit." "He got caught on the fence ...instead of running after him." "Or else... it was a conspiracy." "Why are you after Zorro's man?" "Who's Zorro?" "I'm after the guy who stole my mirror." " What do you need that for?" " It's not mine." "The Firm's." "Good for you." "You're free." "You just don't know it." " Who are you anyway?" " Ok, I'll tell you." " Mine?" " From now on I have you in my pocket." "You do what I tell you, lie when I tell you to." " Right, let's go!" " So you tell them..." "Rick got caught on the fence at the warehouse that you spied on." "Stop!" "..." "Stop you motherfucker!" " Clear?" " Yeah, sure." " Hello, professor!" " Good afternoon!" "This way of travelling is prohibited." "But it's his bike." "They wanted to get some tomatoes from the croft." "These two." "They didn't check the petrol so they broke down." "Lewis's the one to push it since it's his." " Coming!" " Hurry up!" " What the fuck are you doing?" " I got caught." " I can't believe what a wanker you are!" " Gentlemen, it's open." "I'm opening it, see?" "And catch you later." " Help, for fuck's sake!" " Have you learned your lesson?" "Cut it out, will you?" "I'm embarassed as it is." "I got down from the defence structure with civilian help." "Soon after we got an alert..." " ...and were sent to the scene of an accident." " Why?" "One of the cars were said to be a high ranking officer's." "Let me remark that as long as I'm concerned..." "Mr. Kalman was in a delegation in Trinidad Tobago, that time." "You're right." "Mr. Kalman was in hospital recovering from tonsillitis." "You're right." "As I was hanging there my belt was choking me." "I had a vision of the thief and that idiot singing in a spa." " I told you not to drink dodgy wine." " Is that it?" " We're simle men." " Yes, we are." "Very." "Hurrah." "We'll deny having seen Kalman." "You're a genius!" "I know." " I have your boxer shorts." " How many?" " 25." " With teddybears?" " Elves." " Are they?" "Thank you." "Thank you." " So they said they saw me at the melon truck?" " Relax!" "We'd better sort them out for good." "I'll call the Russians." "Don't be so fierce!" "What would the media say... if they were found with a whole in their forehead?" "I don't give a shit!" "They must be killed!" "They must be killed!" "And all wacko journalists too!" "You're right, darling, but let me find out first what Rick and Enduro Man know." "Then we'll judge." "Your turn." " Are you wearing the same shorts?" " I've got plenty." "Boss...!" " Shall I let the crowd in?" " Piss off!" " I apologize." " Swim off!" " Yes, sir!" "Enduro Man stated that he had an accident on duty because you deliberately kicked him off his bike to stop him finding out your role in the melon case." "And you could also be charged for seduction." "I swear she was over 25." "And... burglary, blackmail, abuse, withholding evidence..." "You could be sent to prison for up to 20 years." "What are you talking about?" "He wants to blame it on me" " ...and you believe him?" " You took mismatching statements." "Full of damning evidence." "Who shall I believe?" "Reconstruction of Lewis Cheese's testimony." "Conducted by major Piroska Szabo..." "Go on...!" " Lewis!" " Well, er..." " To the camera, please." "Rick and I were on the road." "Here." "So, love, I'll show you." "So..." "I was coming from this direction." "A water-tower's here." "We were driving there but..." "I'll show you here." "I'm on my bike here..." "There were some..." "There were some gates that we passed." "Rick was beside me." "Come here." "We had the sirens screaming." "Not your turn yet." "So, we were driving when we saw Margitka." " Come now!" " I'm Piroska..." "I mean, Margitka." "We were sitting in the 4x4." "Give me the key!" "Here." " I was driving." "Zorro's tiptoe was inflamed." " Who cares?" "So, the sirens were on..." " Christian was sitting behind me." " Who?" " Christian." "So, we were driving and they caught up with us." "The sirens were screaming." " He said something..." " I said: we're escorting a top dog." " I thought he said hot dog." " No, top dog." " Sirens were on." " Didn't hear a thing." " I said:" "shut the fuckin' sirens up." "What the fuck are you doing?" "I told you to shut the sirens," " ...and asked you about the Russian VCR." " What...?" "I said: no Russian VCRs." "We've got a melon." "Rick was carrying a melon." "Fixed to his bike with a rubber band." " I asked him..." " Is this the one?" " Yeah, but bigger." "Rick wanted to conceal the evidence by giving it to Rigid." " I didn't let him." " I started laughing." " Show them!" "It scared me." "I turned there but a rabbit ran cross the road." " That wasn't a rabbit." " Right, it wasn't." "So, I fell off." "Like this." "He was chatting, not watching the road." "Bumped itno a pole." "...at the speed of 1 40 km h." " I didn't cut any melon." "Carry on!" " It was cut." "You had a look and offered 30.000 Forints for it." "I didn't." "I could buy a whole town for that money." " Tell him, Christian!" "..." "Zorro!" " We'd buy gold melons for that." " But you didn't hurt yourself, did you?" " You offered..." "You didn't hurt yourself, you jumped on Rick's bike." " The truck was gone." " Rick got behind the truck." " We followed it." " You wanted to catch it." "He did, Piroska." "We followed it..." "Rick had the guts to swerve in front of it... and we fell." " He's shoelace got caught." " He was wearing boots." " He wasn't." " How...?" " Boots can't..." "but he was wearing shoes." "His lace got caught and you fell." "I looked up the reports on the shoelace..." "I don't want to get into this, to be honest." "Stand back!" "The crime of the decade was solved by two patrols." "They stopped a truck by deliberately causing an accident without any regard for their lives." "The cargo fell out... revealing... revealing weapons hidden in the melons." "What's going on here?" "Move!" "Kalman's interview... take one." "Mr. Kalman's just arrived." "I'll ask him..." "What happened, minister?" "How did these weapons get here?" "First of all let me thank two of my best men for taking action." "Hope they'll get well soon." "Well... we've been chasing... the Albanian smugglers..." "with operational techniques... for a long time." "But we waited untill now... to be able to catch the whole gang." "For security purposes..." "I can't tell you more." "Please forgive me." "Kalman!" "..." "Kalman." "I apologize..." "Yeah..." "Piroska..." "Who needs a police-video?" "Why don't we all go home?" "Too many unwanted caracters here." "We know everything." " Melon juice will ruin the camera..." " Stop!" "Stop recording!" "We'll erase it." "Thank God they didn't answer the alert." "The truck was there too." "Whatever..." "The media's hounding us to know who's gonna be Cop of the Year." "Soon I'll satisfactorly close the file." " Piroska..." " Easy..." "We're behind you all the way." "You have great responsibility." "We're proud of you." "Because you're here." " I er..." " We love you." "Love you." "Am I halucinating?" " The boss is gone." " Mum would have been proud." "We're ripped off." " Are you gonna watch tv?" " Yeah, why not?" " Let's party." " ...the road is closed." "Mr. Kalman gave Cop of the Year medal to major Piroska Szabo who led the reconnaisance in the melon case." "Piroska Szabo received the medal in the Parliament." " Switch off!" " Excuse me, can I have some water please?" "Give him a drop!" "And now to the sealed twins..." "sorry, seal twins." "Veil him!" "..." "Veil him!" " Why?" " I don't want to look at him." "Sit down!" "I have something important to tell you." " You're fired!" " Why?" "What about the medal?" "Do you think we're stupid?" "You haven't solved anything." "No melon case whatsoever." "You've broken the law continuously." "We know everything." "By the testimonies you gave... you could easily..." "easily be sent to prison." " I withdraw my testimony." " Me too." "So you think you're smart?" "Mrs. Horvath, the widow alias Rigid is in custody... and is ready to testify against you in return for an amnesty." "So I suggest to shut your faces!" "And never talk about the melon case again!" "Clear?" "Guys, I only remember the good times." "At ease!" " I'm Lewis." " Lewis what?" " Lewis Barman." "That's my family name." "Barman." "Steve Barmen is my father." "How long have you had the license?" " Twentyseven." " For 27 years." "Repeat it!" "Years." " What are the locals like?" " Pissheads." "Working class?" "Yeah." "That too." "Badar?" "Badar..." "Badar..." " Local." " Answer properly!" "Does he come in in uniform?" "Yes, he comes in uniform." "What the fuck?" "You wanna hang it on me?" " It's the truth." " If I wanted to kill you you'd be dead." "You can go back to your friends in prison." " Do you know Zorro?" " I don't read comics." "You kept doing business with Margitka, robbed the warehouse," " ...abused and shit." " Did you say all that?" "Piroska'll believe me." "We're having an affair." " You beded her?" " She beded me." " And me!" "..." "Almost..." " You stole my woman?" " You call that friendship?" "Was there an altercation two days ago?" "No." "Rick!" "..." "You killed the man inside me!" "No altercation." "The soup split." " Who split it?" " I didn't look." " Fuckin' kill you!" " Get off!" " Who was standing beside you?" " Badar." " So they're locals then?" " They are." " Are you involved?" " No." "I was in the hospital today, saw those poor fools." "Rick is in one room, Enduro Man's in another." "Like twins." "Same furniture, same sheets, only their pijamas're different." "They're broken." "It was awful to see them." "I didn't want that." "Can you take them back?" "They are wretched." "Am I not?" "Look..." "I'm on medication." "You are." " Who gives you life... work..." "bread?" " You." "I'm very sick so decide what you want." "Oh... you." " Piroska..." " Kalman..." " DL Suzuki." " XT Yamaha 600, mate." " 700." " Done." " My last note." " Hi!" " Hi, guys!" " Are you the new blokes?" " Yep." " I'm the manager." " Rick." " Enduro Man." " Have you driven trucks before?" " Sure." " Have you?" " No." " You?" " No." "This is yours." "Off for Iran!" "You have two days to get there." "Iran!" "Nice one!" " What's the cargo?" " Melon." " Is it?" "A bit wierd but none of my business." "Off you go!" " Do you believe in coincidences?" " I don't." " Take it!" " Shall I drive?" "No, you drive." " You." " Me?" "Ok." "Rick... you drive." " I'll start her, then." " Great!" " The most important thing is that we're together." " True." "And that we're going to Iran." "With melons." "Who cares?" " I'll get a medal, eventually." " Me too." " The most important thing is that we're Hungarians." " Ture." "That's the most important thing of all." "One wants to do everyhing for you." "But you're just too busy fooling around, chewing seeds." "But there's no point in me telling you anything." "Now..." "If I were sitting where you're sitting..." "Hail them..." "Hail him..." "Hail above..." "Hail below." "Hail what's behind..." "Hail what's in front..." "Hail the Earth..." "Hail the Sky..." "Give thanks for being able to hold... to speak... to see." "I pray for help to understand..." "to hear... to tell... to dance... to understand and accept what's around us." "Hail the Sky..." "Hail the Earth..." "Hail the Moon..." "Hail the Sun..." "Hail the oceans..." "Hail sound..." "Hail sound..." "Hail sound..." "Give thanks for being able to hear what's around you..."