"Just a moment." "OK?" "Have you decided, sir?" "Er, yes." "Could I have this, please?" "The steak tartare?" "Er, steak." "Yes." "Thank you." "Would you like to try the house wine, sir?" "Yes, please." "Mmm!" "No, no, no, no." "I'm driving." "Everything to your satisfaction, sir?" "Oh..." "Mmm." "Is everything all right, sir?" "Oh, yes." "Are you sure?" "Oh, yes." "Oh, excuse me!" "I do apologise." "Terribly sorry, sir." "Whatever is going on?" "It really is the most appalling mess." "...I really cannot." "Please, do forgive us." "'And you join us as the Royal car winds its way slowly 'to the entrance of the Odeon Cinema for tonight's gala performance." "'The crowd cheers, 'their spirits undampened by the light November drizzle." "'Inside, waiting to greet the Royal party, are the stars of the film 'as well as those tireless backroom boys 'who really make it all happen behind the scenes.'"