"You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie." "Her first cookie?" "She has cookies all the time." "I've never given her a cookie." "Have you?" "No." "No." "And for the record, I've also never given her frosting from a can." "Hey, Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation..." "... andwewondered if you would write one for us?" "Of course. I would be honored." "Thank you." "I think there's been an oversight." "We would have asked you." "We thought you wouldn't be interested." "It's just that we don't think of you as really being so much with the words." "Clearly, we were wrong." "I got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay?" "I know how much you want to have a baby..." "... andI wouldlove to help you get one." "You know what?" "Then we want you to do it." "Thank you." "All right." "Let me see how I'm gonna start." "" Dear Baby Adoption Decider People... . "" "So excited about your letter." "Hey." "Hey, Phoebe." "Wow, don't you look nice." "Yes, I do." "Today's Mike and my one-year anniversary." "What's it the anniversary of?" "Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex?" "Yeah." "So you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate." "A Knicks game." "Aren't you a little overdressed?" "I've never had a one-year anniversary before..." "... sonomatterwherewego , I'm wearing something fancy..." "... I'mgonnaputon my finest jewelry..." "... andwe'regonnahavesex in a public restroom." "You guys do that?" "Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom." "That's where people make number two." "The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits" "So, you know, I have a little time if you want to... ." "I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers." "Fine. lt's fine." "I'll just shower by myself." "B. B. B. B. B." "You gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog." "Well, it had some good ideas." "Take off your shirt." "Damn it." "Rachel, open up!" "It's your sister!" "I have to talk to you." "Hi, Amy." "You're not Rachel." "Still sharp as a tack." "Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy." "Amy, this is Charlie." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Hi, hi." "And you are?" "Ross?" "I grew up on your block?" "We had Thanksgiving together last year?" "I had a baby with your sister?" "No. I... ." "Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?" "Yes." "Yes, you did." "Hi, Rachel." "Here's your sister Amy." "She thinks I need pec implants." "Amy?" "Hi." "You remember Joey." "Yeah." "Hey, sure." "The Days of our Lives guy." "That's right, yeah." "You are not good." "Always nice to meet a fan." "So, now, what are you doing here?" "Well, I have huge news." "Hold on." "Let me check on the baby." "This is important." "Can't Ella wait?" "Her name is Emma." "Why did you change it?" "Ella was so much prettier." "What do I know?" "I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart." "Hey, your English is getting better." "Oh, my God." "l know." "She may be the hottest girl I've ever hated." "What you working on?" "Monica and Chandler's recommendation." "I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything." "Why don't you use your thesaurus?" "What did I just say?" "Watch." "Here, highlight the word you want to change, go under " tools" ..." "... andthethesaurusgenerates-- Gives." "Gives a whole list of choices." "You can pick the word that sounds smartest." "My God, that's great. I'm smart." "No, no, I'm:" "" Brainy, bright, clever. " l love this thing!" "Look out, ladies!" "Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!" "God..." "... sobeautiful." "I know, isn't she?" "No, I was talking about your bedding." "All right, what's your news, Amy?" "Well..." "... I'mgettingmarried." "Wow!" "Oh, my God!" "To who?" "This guy." "He has a killer apartment." "And... ?" "And it's on Fifth." "And the elevator opens up right into the living room." "No, what's he like?" "Oh, he's okay." "Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?" "Yeah." "lt's his dad." "Wow, so he's gotta be" "Old?" "Yeah." "But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there." "Sweetie, I gotta tell you, it sounds a little bit like..." "... youliketheapartment more than you like" "Myron." "Yeah, I told you he was old." "Sit down." "Sit down." "Honey, you know..." "... Ioncealsoalmostmarried somebody that I didn't love." "Do you remember Barry?" "Remember him?" "God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep." "Sometimes just nodding is okay." "But anyway, listen." "Not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made." "Honey, Amy, you deserve true love." "Your soul mate is out there somewhere." "Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun..." "... andthatyoucareabout." "You're right." "You're right. I'm gonna do it." "Okay." "I'm gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr. Right." "Okay, let's keep talking." "Excuse me." "Anniversary." "Excuse me." "Anniversary." "Sir, could you move your nachos?" "They're in my seat." "It's my anniversary." "Here we are." "l can't believe it's been a whole year." "l know." "This has been the best year... ." "This has been the best year of my life!" "Me too!" "I never thought I could love someone this much!" "I feel the same way!" "You're so generous and kind, and you're amazing in bed!" "It's our anniversary." "Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard." "Someone has a special question to ask." "How lame." "It's so tacky and impersonal." "Really?" "lt's the worst way to propose." "Excuse me." "I finished my recommendation." "Here." "And I think you'll be very, very happy." "It's the longest l ever spent on a computer without looking at porn." "I don't understand." "Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?" "It doesn't make any sense." "Well, of course it does. lt's smart." "I used a thesaurus." "On every word?" "Yep." "All right, what was this sentence originally?" "" They are warm, nice people with big hearts. "" "And that became, " They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens  withfull-sizedaorticpumps."" "Yeah." "Yeah." "And hey, I really mean it, dude." "All right, Joey, I don't think we can use this." "Why not?" "Well, because you signed it:" "" Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani. "" "Why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself." "You don't need a thesaurus." "Just write from here." "Your full-sized aortic pump." "Amy." "Hi." "l took your advice." "l left Myron." "Good for you!" "I know. I'm Erin Brockovich." "Yes, you are." "l'm so proud of you." "Thank you." "So can I stay with you?" "But Erin Brockovich had her own house." "Look who's back." "Why do you have bags?" "Why does she have bags?" "I'm staying with you guys." "What?" "We're gonna be roomies!" "Come on." "You slept out here?" "Yeah." "Amy kept kicking me in her sleep, yelling, " Myron, get off! "" "But we're getting rid of her, right?" "Please tell me we're getting rid of her?" "Joey, I can't do that." "Oh, come on." "Last night I was finishing off a pizza, and she said:" "" A moment on the lips, forever on the hips. "" "I don't need that kind of talk in my house!" "Joey, look, I know that she's difficult..." "... butI thinkit 'sreallygood that she's here." "Because we'll appreciate it more when she's gone?" "No, it's just" " Look, when I first moved to this city, I was a lot like her." "I was spoiled, self-centered." "And you guys really took care of me." "Yeah." "Monica made us." "Well, whatever." "I really appreciate it..." "... becauseI don'tthinkIwouldbe the person I am today..." "... ifitwasn'tfor you guys." "So I want to help Amy the way you guys helped me." "And I know it's gonna take patience, but that's okay." "Good morning." "Yeah." "That's what I'm wearing today." "That's why I hung it on the door." "Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off." "You know what?" "I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time..." "... forusto sitdownand, youknow,  talk about your future." "Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrows shaped." "I am not happy." "Sure you want to eat that?" "I'm curvy and I like it!" "Hi." "Hi." "I just had the worst anniversary ever." "I doubt that." "Tell her about us last year." "Well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch, and he wrote me a rap song." "Seriously?" "Word." "Mine was worse than that." "Well, what happened?" "We were at the game." "This guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing." "That is so tacky." "Well, that's what I said." "But it turns out Mike was planning to propose to me that same way last night." "Oh, my God." "Mike was gonna propose?" "That's huge." "Do you want to marry him?" "Yeah, I really do." "Yes." "But after I dumped on the way he was gonna do it..." "... Idon'tthinkhe'llever askagain ." "I said no in Barbados, and now this?" "She's right. lf l were a guy and... ." "Did I just say, " lf l were a guy" ?" "You don't need him to propose to you." "Maybe you could propose to him." "Oh, I don't know. I don't know." "Isn't that a little desperate?" "I proposed to Chandler." "All right, moving on." "I don't think it was desperate." "It was amazing." "Thank you." "Well, do you think I should propose?" "l think it could be kind of great." "Absolutely." "You'll love the feeling." "There's nothing like it." "Okay." "Okay." "So how should I do it?" "How about at a game on the big screen?" "How about at a Foot Locker?" "What?" "What, he obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to." "Plus, he'd never suspect it." "Yeah, that does make sense." "Okay, now, would you two like that?" "Sounds good to me." "But what would a guy think?" "Nana's on the phone." "Wow." "That's interesting, since she died seven years ago." "She did?" "Who got her condo in Boca?" "Hello?" "It's our nanny." "Hi." "Oh, God, I hope you feel better." "Okay." "Bye." "That's Molly." "She's sick." "Can you watch Emma today?" "l can't. I have back-to-back classes." "Did Molly say what she had?" "Because my throat's been hurting." "Menstrual cramps." "I don't think that's what this is." "Can any of you watch Emma?" "No, I'm sorry, sweetie." "No, I've got work, and then I'm proposing." "Great." "Shoot." "What am I gonna do?" "Well, I could do it." "Well, actually... ." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "I do not want her babysitting our child." "Why not?" "For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella." "Ella's a nice name." "Fine, we'll call the next one Ella." "The next one?" "Okay." "I don't want her watching our baby." "Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person." "This is a huge breakthrough for her." "She just offered to do something for another human being." "You know, I don't know." "Ross, I'm telling you..." "... she'sgivingup gettingher eyebrows shaped to do this, all right?" "Do you understand how important that is in our world?" "Listen, I couldn't help but overhear, because I was trying to." "Listen, let me do this." "I really want to help you guys out." "And plus, Rachel's been so wonderful to me." "Absolutely." "Oh, great!" "So how much does it pay?" "How's the second draft of the letter coming?" "Great. I'm finished. ln fact, I just dropped it off at the agency." "You dropped it off?" "Yeah." "Can we read it?" "Can you print out another copy?" "No can do, amigo." "No, I didn't use the computer." "It felt more personal to handwrite it." "You handwrote it?" "Yeah, and don't worry." "I didn't try to sound smart at all." "See you later." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "That letter is gonna go in our file." "We're never gonna get a kid." "We're gonna be one of those old couples..." "... thatcollectsorchids or has a lot of birds." "It's okay." "You know what?" "I will just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter." "Okay, good." "Hello, this is Chandler Bing." "Someone just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter and... ." "Okay." "Thank you." "Goodbye." "We're screwed, aren't we?" "You know what?" "Just tell me on the way to the bird store." "They loved it." "What?" "They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the letter." "They thought Joey was a child?" "She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings." "Hi." "Hey, what'd you guys do today?" "Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi." "That sounds like fun." "Yeah, not really." "Babies are dull." "Hey." "Hi, how's my girl?" "l'm fine." "And I got you a present for letting me stay with you." "Ready?" "Yeah." "You pierced her ears?" "Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?" "You pierced her ears?" "How could you do this without telling me?" "If I had told you, then it wouldn't have been a surprise, now would it?" "I think she looks cute." "But I am wrong." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Here comes Ross." "He's gonna flip out." "Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?" "Hey, guys." "Ross!" "Hi, Emma." "Why is she wearing her hat so low?" "She can barely see." "l don't really want her to see." "Why not?" "Because there are so many terrible sights in this world." "Like war." "Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator." "Remember?" "It was in a milk carton, but it looked like meat?" "Come here." "Come here." "There she is." "Hi." "What?" "Nothing." "Hi." "What--?" "Please tell me those are clip-ons!" "Oh, they're real." "Did she do this to her?" "I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!" "I know, I know." "And you were right, Ross." "Okay?" "You are so irresponsible!" "I am never letting you babysit again!" "You know what?" "This kid needs me, okay?" "She needs to have a cool, fun aunt." "l'm a cool, fun aunt." "Okay." "Hey!" "Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects." "All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life." "This is how you repay me?" "I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life." "Oh, yeah?" "Since when?" "Since today." "I am going to be a baby stylist." "What?" "That's not a thing!" "Well, it should be." "I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize..." "... whatcolorsto wear, what clothes are slimming." "Babies don't care if they're slim!" "Enter Amy." "Amy, l-- l just-- l just wanna" "What?" "What are you gonna do?" "No more falafel for you!" "Great game, huh?" "Why do you keep looking at the screen?" "l'm not. I'm praying." "Please let the Knicks win." "Thank you, Thor." "Where are you going?" "l'm going to the bathroom." "Well, I think you should wait." "Why?" "Well, if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients." "Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard." "Someone has a special question to ask." "Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?" "Get a load of this." "She's proposing to him!" "Guess we know who wears the pants in that family." "Well, that's not very enlightened." "Boo us?" "Boo you!" "Hello?" "Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani." "Oh, hi." "Well, I'm glad you liked my letter." "No, my mommy and daddy aren't home right now." "Okay, bye-bye." "She was nice." "Joey, get Amy's bags." "She is moving out." "You're kicking me out?" "You put holes in my baby's ears." "At least now people will know she's a girl!" "I can't believe I ever even tried to help you." "You are so beyond help!" "You know what?" "Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative." "Excuse me?" "You didn't want me..." "... tomarrytheold guy  with the great apartment." "Then I tried to help your daughter de-emphasize her flaws..." "... andsuddenlyI'mthe bad guy ?" "Joey, where are those bags?" "She has a lot of crap!" "You know?" "When I moved in here, I thought, " This will be so great." "Just us sisters back together again like when we were kids. "" "Except without that stupid Jill." "Who has gotten fat, by the way." "Seriously?" "Mom said she gained, like, 1 5 pounds." "Hips or thighs?" "Ass and face." "Oh, my God!" "I thought she was on Atkins." "She was." "Carbs found her." "See?" "This is what I wanted." "Two sisters talking about real stuff." "Oh, I can give you that." "You can?" "Yeah." "I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... ." "You're already a pretty perfect version of what you are." "Thank you." "You gotta admit, Emma does look cute." "Did you just say, " Emma" ?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Ella." "That woman didn't know what she was talking about, Mike." "Obviously, you have balls." "Please, let's forget the whole thing." "l would love it." "Consider it forgotten." "Thank you." "But just so you know... ." "However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes." "Whether, you know, it's at a basketball game..." "... orinskywriting..." "... or,youknow,likesome lame  guy in a cheesy movie..." "... whohidesit in thecake." "It's in the cake, isn't it?" "Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it?" "What's the matter with me?" "Why do I keep ruining this?" "l'm sorry. I'm sorry." "No, it's my fault." "I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways..." "... andI justwannatellyouI loveyou, and I wanna spend my life with you... ." "l'm gonna do this now." "Oh, my God." "Phoebe, l" "Wait." "Oh, wait." "Ready?" "Okay." "Phoebe, I love you." "There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times." "But I want to take care of you..." "... havebabieswithyou ..." "... andgrowoldwithyou." "Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?" "Yes." "l love you." "l love you more." "Not possible." "She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls!" "So how's the baby-styling business going?" "Not that great." "It's almost as if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly." "That's shocking." "There's Ross." "Hey, Ross." "Hello, Ross?" "He's rude." "Subtitles by sdl Media Group" "[english]"