"An S." "How exactly did you come up with this, Clark?" "It's for Smallville High." "Thought the school logo could use an update." "Your form could use a little function." "I told you." "Stick with the basics." "You can't miss with a candlestick holder." "You call this a letter opener?" "Poorly cast, shoddy workmanship." "I expected better from you, Ian." "You're not gonna grade me down, are you?" "I'm gonna give you the grade you deserve." "But I did the work." "I came to every class." "Attendance isn't everything." "There's also attitude and effort." "That's it." "Good work, most of you." "Grades will be posted Thursday." "Clark, how about a sneak preview?" "Come on, man." "I'm not gonna tell your dad." "So?" "Come on, man." "Don't keep me in suspense." "How'd I do?" "You were smart to stick to the basics." "What's bugging him?" "Let's just say that Ian's legendary 4.0 took a hit." "I saw his grade." "His name's right above yours in Frankel's book." "That's too bad." "Kid's an academic dynamo." "But keep loading up on night classes and extracurriculars, something's gotta give." "Yeah." "Ian." "I need an A in this class." "Mr. Frankel, we need to talk about my grade." "I told you, it'll be posted on Thursday." "No, I need to know now." "It's a C. And frankly, that was generous." "Wait, that's not fair." "I work twice as hard as anybody at this school... and I need a perfect 4.0 to lock down the Luthor Foundation scholarship." "That grade is final, Ian, and this conversation is over." "Ian, what the hell is this?" "I'm calling the police!" "I just can't accept a C." "♪ Smallville: "Dichotic" ♪ Season 2 Episode 9" "Yes, I'm aware I'm late." "Look, make my apologies to the EPA rep and start the plant tour without me." "Yes, I still plan on being in Metropolis for the charity auction." "Excuse me." "I've been here less than five minutes." "Yeah, wouldn't want you to miss your tee time." "These are for a charity auction." "So you'll give away a $4000-dollar set of golf clubs... but you'll gripe over a $25 parking ticket." "I'm sorry, have I done something to offend you?" "It's always the rich ones that put up a stink." "Some of us actually work for a living." "Watch where you park your car in the future..." "Lex." "Hey!" "Are you crazy?" "I employ 2500 people in this town." "Who all pay taxes, which provide your salary." "Get a real job." " Here you go." " Thank you very much." " More?" " I know." "Just a couple more boxes." "Thanks for letting me live with you, Mr. Sullivan." " It really, really means a lot." " You're welcome." "In honor of the day, I'm gonna make dinner." " Oh, hey, don't put yourself out." " Mi casa es su casserole." " So how you feeling?" " Excited and terrified at the same time... if that makes any sense." "Well, it is a big change." "Huge, and not just for me." "Even though she agreed to it..." "Nell was kind of upset that I decided to stay in Smallville." "It's not easy when someone you love moves away." "So that looks like it's everything, if you need to get your truck back." "I lucked out." "My mom called and said she was gonna take off early... help finish up the chores." "You wanna celebrate?" "I wish I could, but I've gotta get changed and take a shift at the Talon." "I only have a second to grab a bite before I need to run over to the Torch." "Sorry." "Well, when you two are scheduled to take a breath, give me a call." " Will do." " Thanks, Clark." "Yeah." "Bye." "This is gonna be so great." "Well, looks like it's just you and me, old girl." "Come on." "Come on, you." "Mom?" "Dad?" "Anyone home?" " Clark!" "Clark!" " Dad." "Dad?" "I can't move my leg." "It's broken." "Hold on." "Oh, sorry, the door was open." "I'm Ian." "Randall." "Yeah, I know." "You practically own the library table by the math and science shelves." "Yeah, and you've staked out carrel 17, current events." "Guess we're both candidates for the Overachievers Anonymous Club." "Yeah." "So, what brings you to my stressed-out part of the world?" "Well, actually, I had heard that most of the library's reference books... had migrated over to this side of the building." "Oh, right." "I've been meaning to return these..." "But just couldn't find the time." "Exactly." "Days like this, I could really use two of me." "Are you getting started early as well?" "No, actually, I'm planning on graduating at the end of this school year." "But you're only a sophomore." "Yeah, but I've been piling on night classes, extra-credit work." "If I can land the Luthor Scholarship, I'll be going Ivy League next year." "Color me journalistically intrigued." "How about an interview?" "Okay." "All right." "But take it easy on me." "Your reputation precedes you." "I have a feeling I'll be able to leave my hard-hitting reporter hat at home this time... so don't worry." "Is he gonna be all right?" "I don't see him square-dancing in the near term... but if he stays off the leg, he should heal fine." " Oh, my God." "Jonathan." " Stop." "Martha, I'm gonna be fine." "His doctor agrees." "As soon as I can find you a pair of crutches, you're good to go." "Thank you." "Where've you been?" "I left a message an hour ago." "I was in a closed-door teleconference between Lionel and the LuthorCorp board." " I wish you'd waited for me." " I did wait for you." "I waited over an hour." "I'm sorry." "I tried to call, but the machine was on." "What's done is done." "I would just really like to get out of here." "Now, please?" " I'll pack up your stuff." " Okay." "I'm really sorry." "I know." "I'm looking for a Dr. Bryce." "You found her." "Yes, I'm a friend of Jonathan Kent's." "I've placed a call to my father's personal orthopedist in Metropolis." "Any complications, he can be flown out here within the hour." "A broken leg is nothing to sneeze at, but there's no reason to summon the cavalry." " I just want him to get the best care." " So do I." "I've offended you." "I'm second-guessed for a living, Mr. Luthor." "It comes with the territory." "Lex, what's going on?" "Mr. Luthor and I were just discussing the state of small-town medicine." " How's your dad?" " He's okay." "It's my mom I'm worried about." "She blames herself for the accident." "Well, your mom's taken on a lot and she's trying to find a balance." "Believe me, it's not always that easy." "Guess I'm just lucky she didn't take a 9-iron to a meter maid's car." " You heard about that." " The town is called Smallville." " I was having a bad day." " Yeah." " I can do it." "I can do it." " Thank you." "Thank you." "No, I'm fine." " Oh, God." "All right." " Just take it easy." "So perfect attendance, straight A's and a class load that would make Einstein crack." "Forget the interview." "Let's just call Ripley's." " It's kind of intense, huh?" " That's like saying the sun is kind of hot." "I think it's an only-child thing." "Part of me always wants to do twice as much... make up for the children my parents never had." "As an only myself, I understand." "Though I'll never get this mad rush to graduate." "Well, I just know there's more to life than Smallville." "And I can't wait to take it on." "You and me both." "You are on a deadline, right?" "Oh, yeah." "One of the drawbacks of actually enjoying yourself." "Time flies." "Well, you know, if you want, maybe I could tag along." "We could do something when you're through." "Great." "Yeah, I would love that." " Hey, Chloe." " Hi, Clark." "You remember lan, the amazing lan." "We were just finishing up." " Yeah, I'll grab the check." " Okay, I'll grab the car." "Meet you outside in five." "Ian." "Frankel gave you a pretty hard time today, huh?" "Yeah, well, his bark's worse than his bite." "I caught him in the hall after class, he said I definitely nailed the A." "Really?" "That's good for you." "Thank God." "I thought you'd forgotten about our math session." "That's why I'm here." "With my dad out of commission, I have to make the feed store run." "Okay." "Yeah, I understand." "So." "Simultaneous equations giving you grief?" "Higher math and I don't seem to get along very well." "Yeah, I suffered through algebra last term." "If you want, I can give you a few tips." "Are you serious?" "Because I am totally lost." "Yeah." "Yeah, definitely." "When's a good time?" "I'm off in 10 minutes." "Great." " I'll be right back." " Okay, thanks." "You okay, Clark?" "Yep." " I'd better go." " All right." "Hey, lan." "Hop in." " Come on." " Oh, great car." " Thanks for the ride." " No problem." " Thanks, lan." "You're a lifesaver." " Trust me." "There's no place I'd rather be." "Dad, aren't you supposed to be taking it easy?" "I am taking it easy." "I slept in till 6, didn't I?" "Besides, I've gotta go out and feed and water the cattle." "Done." "Really?" " Well, did you clean out the..." " Chicken coop?" "Dad, I took care of it, don't worry." "Good morning." "Mom, you're not dressed for work." "I thought I would stay home today." "Just until things settle down." "Sweetheart, I don't want my accident to disrupt this whole family." "Dad, the couch is over there." "Clark, believe me." "I can take it just as easy... greasing the bearings on the tractor out in the barn as I can sitting on that couch." "Mom, you can't blame yourself for Dad's accident." "This farm is supposed to be a partnership." "But ever since I've been working with Lionel, I haven't been able to do my share." "You took that job to help the farm." "No one expects you to be in two places at once." "No, but I should try to be where I'm needed." "How's that for weird?" "Frankel's never even missed a class before." "Looks like the metal-shop impaired caught a break today." "I'm glad you scoped out my grade." "Hey, check out Lana's new study buddy." "Yeah." "Do I detect a hint of the J-word?" " No, Lana and I are just friends." " Right." "Thanks." "I really appreciate this, Lana." "Your peer recommendation's gonna carry a lot of weight with Lex Luthor." "Anyone who can help me with double-angle functions deserves a scholarship." "Well, I'll talk to you later." "Page me." "Looks like the study date went well." "Yeah, lan showed me this great shortcut and after that, the study part was over." "Ian's really intense." "You know, in a good way." "We're getting together again tonight." " More studying?" " Actually, we're gonna go see a movie." " What does Chloe think?" " What do you mean?" "You saw her and lan at the Talon last night." " Yeah, they were doing an interview." " No... they were gonna go on a date." "He bailed on her to help you with your algebra homework." "Chloe and I were unpacking for an hour last night, she didn't say a word." "Lana, I swear, they..." "Listen, this move's been tough enough." "And Chloe and her dad have been great." "So please, if you don't have any facts, just stay out of it." "Dr. Bryce?" "Mr. Luthor." " Like your nametag." " It's my secret identity." "Don't tell anyone." "Gotta admit, you are the last person I expected to see here today." " What are you here for?" " I drop-kicked an orderly." "I have a violent reaction to incompetence." "Drop-kick must have caught him off guard." "So, what'd you do?" "Verbally demean your butler?" "Cute." "I took a 9-iron to a meter maid's car." "Now I'm really jealous." "I've always wanted to do that." "How'd it feel?" "Great." "Word of advice, keep that to yourself in here." "Wanna get together after class?" "Grab something..." "No." " Got a thing about dating classmates?" " No, I've got a thing about dating you." "Why?" "You don't remember me, do you?" "If everyone could please take their seats..." " Chloe?" " Yeah." " Got a second?" " Sure." ""Primed to graduate two years early, Ian Randall is a true academic superstar."" "Well, so much for journalistic detachment." "Believe it or not, not every story has to be Wall of Weird material." "Why am I defending myself?" "Do you like him?" "I don't not like him." "What is this about, Clark?" "Nothing, I just want you to be careful." "Why?" "Look, I probably shouldn't say anything... but I saw him and Lana in the hallway and they seemed pretty close." "Oh, I get it." "You just wanna make sure that poor little Chloe doesn't get burned." "Again." " No." "Chloe..." " You know what, Clark?" "Not that it matters, but Ian already told me Lana was kind of into him... but he'd rather be with me." "He asked me to keep it a secret because he doesn't wanna hurt her feelings." "And you believe that?" "You really can't imagine that someone would choose me over Lana, can you?" "Chloe, wait..." "Ian, we need to talk." " Later, Clark, I'm busy." " Now." "It's about Chloe and Lana." "I know you're playing them off each other." "Must have learned from the master." "What does that mean?" "Chloe told me how you dumped her the day after spring formal." "And Lana said you send off so many mixed signals you could scramble a radar." "Maybe they'd rather be with a guy who's going someplace." "You know, after I get my scholarship, I am out of this hick town." "So you don't care about them at all, do you?" "You're using them to get your scholarship." "Chloe writes you the big article and Lana gives you the fast track to Lex." "I never said that." "Why don't you just admit it." "The two girls who used to like you now like me and you're jealous." "It's gonna be hard to keep your 4.0 when Frankel gave you a C." "I never saw any grades posted." "It's pretty weird, Frankel takes the day off." "Lucky break for you." "You trying to say something?" "Guy took a sick day." "Stay out of my life, Kent." "Clark, for the record, this is messed up." "Mr. Frankel's sick." "I checked with Principal Reynolds' office." "He didn't call in sick." "He didn't call at all." "This is the last place anyone saw Frankel." "I just wanna look around." "You wanna look around, we'll look around." "But I don't know what you think we'll find." "Gonna have a little look around." "There." " Just take a look." " I'm looking around." "You happy?" "We looked around." "There's nothing here." "What are you doing here?" "What's it look like?" "Chloe, he just tried to kill me and Pete." "And I think he murdered Frankel." "What is this, a joke?" "Yeah, Clark." "When did this deadly encounter occur?" "Twenty minutes ago." "I came right over." " Okay, stop, that's impossible." " Why?" "Because I've been here for the last three hours, Clark." "Lana, have you seen Chloe?" "She's at the sheriff station giving her statement." "I don't remember ordering a side of hostility." "I can't believe you accused Ian of murdering Mr. Frankel." "Lana, you have to believe me." "I don't know how he did it, but he's lying to everyone." "A boy with secrets." "I'm surprised you're not fast friends." "Don't try to turn this around on me." "He's seeing you and Chloe both." "He was at her house, she's his alibi." "Clark, they were finishing up an interview." "Does Chloe always finish up her interviews by making out with her subjects?" "Ian told me that Chloe had a little crush on him but it wasn't serious." "And he told you not to say anything to Chloe about it, didn't he?" "Lana, he said the same thing to Chloe about you." "If this is all because I enjoy spending time with Ian, then you are way overreacting." "I'd say you were jealous." "No, Lana, I'm trying to be your friend." "Look, you gotta ask yourself... what kind of person asks the two people he cares about to lie for him?" "Metropolis General." "I was drunk, puking my guts out in the ER." "You were the first-year med student assigned to sober me up." "It's a night I'll never forget either." " Guess I owe you a belated thank-you." " Actually, I should be thanking you." "It's cases like yours that convinced me to leave Metropolis." "I'm flattered I turned you from nose jobs and liposuction to small-town medicine." "Your father is Stanley Bryce, right?" "Plastic surgeon to the Metropolis rich and famous?" "Somebody's been doing his homework." "You intrigue me, Helen." "Suddenly we're on a first-name basis, Lex?" "Don't worry, I won't give up your secret identity." "For the record, I refused to join my father's practice and we stopped speaking." "They hate when you do that." "Sounds like you speak from experience." "You witnessed my self-destructive phase." "Then I almost let my father die." "Now I'm just trying to beat him at his own game." " How's that going?" " I terrorize meter maids." "Yeah." "I drop-kick orderlies." "It's funny, I was never an angry child." "I'll see you in class." "I'm off in 10 minutes." "If you wanted to go do something." "Clark, I got your 911." "I assume we're back on the Ian trail?" "I got lan's scholarship information from Lex." "He was taking classes at Smallville Community College... at the exact same time he was at Smallville High." "Any idea how an only child can make like the Olsen twins?" ""How" isn't important." "I wanna make sure we're right before throwing around charges." "Yeah, well, I wouldn't look for much help in our Lana and Chloe department." "Maybe I can." "Doesn't lan carry a pager?" " Hey, lan." " Mr. Sullivan, hi." " Is Chloe here?" " No, I'm afraid she's not home." "I don't understand." "She paged me to meet her here at 5:30." "Must be some kind of mix-up." "Last I heard, she was working late at the Torch." " Okay, thanks." " All right." " Hey, Pete, have you seen Lana?" " Not for a while." "Why?" "Well, she paged me, said she wanted to get together at 5:30." "What can I say?" "Something must have come up." "Clark, Mr. Punctual made his appearance at exactly 5:30." "Which means we're definitely seeing double." "Thanks, Pete." "I'll call Chloe." "God, Clark." "Give it a rest." "Hey, lan, I will be with you in just one second." "Lana, hi." "Would you..." "I thought that you were going home after your shift was over." "We need to talk." "Okay, sure." "About what?" "About Ian." "He's..." "Actually, he's stopping by to look over his article." "Is that why you're wearing a new blouse?" "Okay, this just got incredibly awkward." "Clark came by the Talon." "I know about you and lan." "For a guy so concerned with privacy, he can't seem to keep his mouth shut." "This isn't about Clark." "It's about us." "I hated keeping it from you... but I really like lan and I didn't wanna hurt your feelings." "I don't wanna hurt your feelings either." "But I was out with lan last night too." "Making me 0 for 2 in the "they always go for Lana" sweepstakes." "Chloe, he's playing us both." "And I should have been honest with you up front." "Me too." "Hey." "Ian." "What are you doing here?" "Well, I was looking for you." "Both of you, actually." "The two-for-one special?" "Ian, we know." "Well, can you blame me?" "I mean, I enjoyed being with the two smartest, prettiest girls in school." "Together, you're almost my equal." "I don't believe this." "Clark tried to warn us about you." "Kent." "Is that why you paged me at the same time?" "What are you talking about?" "I never paged you." "Ian, what are you doing?" "Securing my future." "Your futures, on the other hand, don't look so bright." "Hey, girls." "How about a double date?" "Chloe!" "Lana!" "Chloe!" "Clark, check this out." ""We've both been deceiving ourselves over lan."" ""Now the pain's too much." "We've gone to the dam to end our suffering."" "Sounds like a suicide note." "Ian wanted me to see that." "He's gonna kill them to get to me." " Ian, don't." "Please." " I'm not gonna let you ruin my life." " Ian, you need help." " That's what I'm doing." "Helping myself." "No!" "Chloe!" " Hey, give me a hand here!" " Be there in a sec." "Come on." "Clark!" "You okay?" "You sure?" "Clark, any word on Lana and Chloe?" "They're shaken up, but okay." "They didn't see you use your abilities?" "I think they were a little preoccupied with the idea of two Ians." "I thought we were done with bills this month." "We were, but I thought I'd take another look... and see if we could get along without my extra paycheck." "I've been thinking that I've been trying to do too many things." " I really should stay on the farm." " Look..." "I was not angry because you weren't here." "But I'm not gonna lie to you." "Ever since you took this job... things have been different between you and me." "I don't want you to quit." "But you've gotta know that it seems to me like sometimes... the Luthors take top priority." "I guess I've just gotta work through that." "I really like what I'm doing, Jonathan... but you and Clark will always come first." "You know that." "Yeah." " Hey, Lana." " Oh, hey." " How you feeling?" " Still a little freaked." "Kind of stupid." "Ditto." "What really gets me is I should have known better." "Only Chloe Sullivan could fall for a guy who splits himself in two." "I don't know." "What is it about me?" "Do I have a sign around my neck that says "mutant magnet"?" "He fooled me too, Chloe." "So much for our taste in guys." "It only went as far as it did because we weren't being honest with each other." " So no more secrets, okay?" " Okay." "I'm gonna finish the laundry because I'm cooking dinner tonight." " Lana, you don't have to do that." " Oh, I don't mind." "You're not a glorified guest." "This is your house too... and we're not gonna kick you out if there's evidence you actually live here." "I guess after my parents and Nell, I've got a few abandonment issues." "I went through the same thing when my mom walked out." "I was afraid my dad was gonna leave too." "But he sat me down and said I didn't have to earn the right to be part of this family." "Neither do you." " Thanks, Chloe." " Sure." "Now, let's go over the house rules." "Okay, and they are?" "One, do not make your bed until after 5 p.m." "Two, don't touch the dishes in the sink until it's overflowing." "And three, contrary to my dad's protestations... your bedroom floor is definitely a closet." " Okay." " Okay?" "Got your message." "Is everything all right?" "We've been up all night talking." "And you were the number-one topic of discussion." "This can't be good." "Actually, we wanted to apologize to you for the way we've been treating you." "Even though you did technically use us as bait." "I didn't count on it getting out of control." "The point is, you warned us about Ian and we didn't listen." "Yeah, you thought I was jealous." "There's a lot of water under the bridge between us, Clark." "I know you each have issues with me, but you have to understand that..." "I would never let anyone hurt you." "We know that, Clark." "I find it interesting you gave Ian all the latitude in the world... and I would just be immediately dismissed." "After all the times you've been less than honest... can you really blame us for having some doubts?" "You want honesty?" "The truth is that I expected more from both of you." "And we expected more from you." "We made a mistake." "But it was ours to make." "So, what do we do now?" "Well, first we can stop treating me like the jealous boyfriend." "Since none of us have actually dated." "If you wanna be friends, let's be friends." "Is that what you really want?" "Yeah, it is." "Good night."