"France, the year 1663" "It's Yann." "Are you coming?" "What's that racket?" "Hey, buddy!" "Be there in five." "Can't you ever be on time?" "Five minutes..." "Hurry, Karine's almost here," "Chill." "Once my baby's done freshening up, I'm there." "Fuck!" "You're still at home?" "Thomas?" "Fuck it." " Hi." " Hi." " Come in." " Thanks." "Was it hard to find?" " With an address and a map?" " Right." "Make yourself at home." " What's the plan?" " Thomas is picking us up." "If he ever gets here..." "Then we'll get Vincent and go to Elodie's barbecue." "After that, if you want, we'll all go out to a club." " Want a drink?" " Yes." "Vermouth with a green olive, if you have it." "Of course!" "It's such a popular request..." " How's it going?" " Fine." "Karine, Thomas." "Remember Karine?" "For once, a girl likes you." "How could I forget?" "Thomas." "Come here." "What's that?" "Are you blind?" "Charcoal." " And that?" " Same thing." "Shit, Thomas." "How could you confuse charcoal with hot dogs?" "Hot dogs." "Ever heard of them?" "Oblong, edible..." "I know what a hot dog is, but Vincent was supposed to get them." "No." "Vincent gets the drinks." "Guys, it's no big deal." "There'll be lots of food." "At least we won't run out of coals!" "Idiot." ""Won't run out of coals."" "Was he at the party last time?" "No." "Getting him out of his cave is like pulling teeth." "No girlfriend, hard-core gamer." "He's probably still asleep, the loser." "Once you get to know him, he's really cool." "Vincent!" "Oh, it's you." "It wasn't locked." "Who's that?" "This is a girl, Vincent." "Very funny." "Karine, Vincent." " Hello." " Hello." "Warm welcome..." "Ignore the mess, miss." "It's my cleaning lady's day off." "Call me Karine." " Go shower, we're in a hurry." " I took one last week." "That's enough, Vincent." "Move it." "Open a window, damn it!" "This place smells like a stable!" "So what?" "You don't live here." " You okay?" " Don't worry." "I've got three brothers." "I've seen worse." "Don't touch anything!" "You lose!" "Coming!" "Fed Ex." "Mr. Pelletier?" " Package for you." " Thanks." "Sign here, please." "Thanks." "Have a nice day." "At last!" "Can't get it in France!" "Thanks a lot, guys." "I spent all night positioning my armies." "I was ready to attack." "I would've creamed him!" " Who?" " The jerk on the 6th floor." "Now I can't go out without getting laughed at!" "What else is new?" "You ready?" "Can we go?" "I need a shower." "Drinks, Vincent." "Shit." "Drinks." "Read my lips: "Drinks?" "Not charcoal!" "We look like idiots bringing three bags of charcoal." "No way we'll run out of coals now." "What a fan!" "Got the whole outfit?" "Don't touch Zidane." "That's a magic number." "Oh, that's classy." "Really cool, bud." "Guys, the charcoal isn't going to carry itself." "I had no idea you were such gourmets!" "Hope your charcoal tastes good!" " Give us a break." " Sorry." " Hello." " How are you?" "Come in." "Great." "What a "gem!" "The advantage of a trip like that is you're alone." "And because you're alone, no hassles." "Just a boat, a sail, and ocean everywhere you look." " Still, sailing solo around the world..." " You'd be alone, right?" " Listen, Tuna" " It's Tina." "Whatever." "I think you're super perceptive." "Thanks, Vincent." "You're super too, even if you like to tease." "If I were invited on a trip like that, I'd go in a heartbeat." "Sorry to be a drag, lovebirds... but before you go, there's one small detail..." "Right, Thomas?" " Tell her!" " It's nothing, really" "I don't have a boat." "You're such a gentleman." "I'll get ready." " Stop pouting." " I'm not." "I'm warning you:" "Keep Tuna away from me or I'm going home." "I'd rather beat off to Lara Croft than get stuck with Tina!" "Vincent, be nice for once." "Tina's okay." "I'll be nice, but I hate clingy girls." "I'm warning you, I'm not riding with her!" "You're such a dork." "What's the hold-up?" "Speed up, we're losing them." "I'm not busting the motor to gain five minutes." "Chill." "Asshole." "We'll look like losers, again." "Can't stand 30 miles without her?" "Should I call an ambulance?" "I'm fine." "Stop ragging on me." "Give me your cell." "Karine gave me her number." "I'll add it to the contacts." "Check if it works." "Call if you want." "She might've fallen out of the car." "Say hello to Tuna, too." "So... is she the one?" "It's dark as hell out there." "Can't see a thing." "Who knows?" "She's crazy about music, martial arts... and hopefully, crazy about me..." "We'd better not break down." "If she also likes soccer and she cooks, hang on to her." "We'd be totally screwed." "That's kind of macho, you know?" "I'd like to screw Tina, wouldn't you?" "What?" "What did you just say?" "I said I'd like to be home at my computer... to crush the jerk upstairs, that's what I said." "Got a light?" " Use the lighter." " Doesn't work." "Give me." "...the Minister of the interior declined to comment,." "Antoine Cléry is still on the loose after his spectacular prison break..." "Psychologically tins table, he killed two guards without hesitation." "Major deployments of force are..." "News in an hour, now more music." "Great." "Another psycho on the loose." "That makes two." " You scared?" " No,just stating the facts." "Really?" "Know what they call this road we're enjoying so much?" " The road..." " Of the White Lady." " What bullshit!" " Who knows?" "The locals tell all kinds of stories." "Cars disappear." "They say there are ghosts." "Know what I think?" "The White Lady isn't a ghost." "She's a whore." "What the fuck?" "She's a whore who doesn't want competition... so she hangs out on a deserted road!" "Very funny." "Come on, loosen up." "Guys?" "We've got a problem." "What now?" "Nothing serious." "We're out of gas." "Don't tell me you forgot to fill it!" "Don't tell him, Thomas." "Shit." "Fucking shit!" "Thanks, that's a big help." " What now?" " Turn up the radio, you two can tango." "Can't see a thing in this fog." " Let's take a look around." " And get lost, too?" "Thomas, hold his hand." "He's such an idiot." "Turn down the sound." "It's bugging me." "Hey, dickheads!" "I found a solution." "Vincent, pause your game and take the wheel." "Yann, get out and help me push." "Why should I steer?" "I don't have a license." " Where are we pushing it?" " There's a fork up ahead... and then, a gas station." "Stop whining, enjoy the fresh air, and push." "Come on, push!" "It's clean, fucking spotless." "Not a drop of gas, but it's clean." "At least your hands won't get dirty." "We made it, there's a gas station!" "Looks like you two are out of gas." "Very funny." "Well, it's not a very inviting spot." "So what?" "Well, there's not a breath of wind." "How is that normal?" "We'll worry about that later." "Put in 25 euros worth." "I'll go pay." "Are you nuts?" "I nearly shit myself." " Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." " Well,you did." "You're alone?" "Where's the manager?" "I've been waiting for an hour and haven't seen anyone." "Besides you." "Waiting?" "How'd you get here?" "My car broke down on the highway." "I hitchhiked and got dropped off here." "I've been waiting." "I called highway patrol... but by the time they get here..." "Sorry, we've got a long way to go." "They'll probably show up soon." "Come on, we'll squeeze you in." "I'm Thomas." "Sebastian." "Thanks." "This is Sebastian." "We'll drop him at the next town." "So your car broke down?" "'" "Yeah, the engine died." "1 don't know what happened," "Thomas, speed up." "Let's join the girls." "You know those girls 1 saw pass?" "'" "They're these guys' girlfriends,." "Anyway, thanks." "Without you, I'd be stuck there all night." "That's for sure." "Cops are never there when you need them," "That's right," "Shouldn't someone be minding the station?" "Don't worry." "He's probably passed out drunk." "Anyway, thanks again,." "Not a chance." "I never lend it." " Why so aggressive?" " As if you knew me." "Why's your buddy so aggressive?" "I wasn't aggressive." "So why are you?" "Don't worry." "He's always like that." "It's how he says, "I love you."" "That's why he's still a virgin." "I get it." "I'd rather you didn't love me." "That's fine with me." " I'll get you for that." " Chill, I was kidding." "What the hell is that?" "Holy shit!" "Look!" "Damn." "Is that a chick?" " Vincent, look!" " Take a fucking look!" "Drive, damn it!" "Fuck!" "Maybe that's your White Lady!" "Pick her up." "She can sit on this." " She disappeared." " Where the fuck is she?" "Up your ass." "I'm so sick of your shit." "Look!" "The other side!" "Fuck!" "Yann, Vincent?" "I can't talk." "I can't breathe." " Fucking hurry up!" " Damn handle." "Fuck." "Holy shit, guys." " Where'd you get that?" " Seb's briefcase." "What do you think this is, kid, a fucking video game?" "Let me out." "You hear me, shithead?" "Let me out." "Let me out of here!" "Calm down." "What's happening?" "What's that?" "Where's it coming from?" "Fucking shit!" "What happened?" "What the fuck was that?" "Shut up, Vincent!" "We gotta get out of here!" "Move!" " I can't move!" " Fucking hurry up!" "Hurry, damn it!" "Where's Thomas?" " We gotta get him out!" " I'm not going back!" "Listen up, dickhead." "We're getting our buddy!" "Look, Yann!" "I saved it." "Look." "Where's Thomas?" "Where the hell did he fall?" "I don't know." "But he's dead." "I don't know." "Oh. honey!" "Recognize this, asshole?" "Kid, you forgot the safety" "Don't pull that "safety" shit." "This isn't a fucking movie!" "Don't move." "Move, asshole!" "Step back!" "What now, honey?" " Gonna kill me?" " I don't know." "But keep calling me "honey," and I'll put a slug in you." "Back up, against a tree." "Any tree in particular?" "Keep joking." "Find something to tie him with." "You're gonna pay for Thomas." "Tie him with what?" "This isn't Home Depot!" "I don't know!" "improvise!" "Use his shoelaces." "He doesn't have any!" "Stop obeying him like a bitch." "Or maybe you are his bitch?" "Don't talk to me, psycho!" "Fuck!" "Hallelujah!" "Christ is among us!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Shut up!" "Stop!" "I'll kill you for that, kid!" "Shut up!" "Step back." "He's too far up." "Climb on my back." "Get him down from there." "What the fuck are you laughing at?" "Don't hesitate, honey, 'cause I sure won't." "Fuck, he's covered with blood!" "Freeze or I'll shoot!" "Hurry, I can't take much more!" " Freeze, asshole!" " I can't get him!" "Just try me, fucker!" "I beat Outcast in two days." "Go on, fucker." "I'll blow you away!" "What is this shit?" "The thing's coming back to eat us." "What?" "The thing that attacked the car." "Nothing attacked us." "We had an accident." "We gotta run." "Make a new pal, honey?" "Where's Vincent?" "Don't worry, honey." "Why are you here?" "In love with me?" "No." "I thought I might have to finish you off." "Don't touch me, asshole!" "You still need us, so don't fuck with me!" "Hey, honey... if you're looking for your friends... it's that way." "It's Yann." "You okay?" "Cool!" " Did you call for help?" " No." " What the fuck?" "Call!" " You do it." "PIN CODE?" "Goddamn it." "Thanks." "My pleasure." "We gotta find the damn code." "There's only three billion possibilities!" " I haven't got an answer." " Try his date of birth." "Keep your dumb ideas to yourself!" "Eleven, four." "Fuck." "Doesn't work." "Wow, it doesn't work." "What now?" "The length of his dick?" " Looks like a water tower." " If only we had some Scotch..." "I'm going up." "From the top there'll be a better view." "You can't fool me!" "It's a ruse to get away!" "Right, kid." "Up top, I unfold the wings hidden under my shirt and ﬂy away?" "He's right." "If there's anything around, we can only see it from up there." "Where can he go?" "Besides, he still needs us." " Go up with him." "I can't." " Are you kidding?" "I faint just thinking about climbing on a chair, so up there..." "I'll go alone." "Is he okay?" "He's full of holes." "How could he be okay?" "We gotta find a way to carry him." "I'm exhausted." "I don't have the strength to carry him on my back." "Sure, MacGyver." "I'll build a fucking sled." "You find the reindeer." "Smart-ass." "If only... we had his damn PIN code." "Thomas?" "We won't get 1 O feet with this thing." "Great." "At a time like this, he wants to beat his high score." "Thomas, can you hear me?" "It's me, Yann." "Listen, we need your code." "Can't you see he's unconscious?" "Think he's gonna get up and sing his code?" "Tell me the code, damn it!" "We're all gonna die here!" "Tell me the fucking code!" "Finally getting involved?" "Finally taking a risk?" "Since when have you been interested in anything but yourself... your shitty games, your shitty computer?" "Since I realized I'm not the only one who's afraid." "What are you doing?" "I'll go get the bastard." "Take care of Thomas." "You took your time, kid." " I'd given up hope." " Why?" "Miss me?" "See anything?" "Nothing." " Look." " What is it?" "Kid, remember the story about my wings?" "It's true!" "We're gonna ﬂy, you and I." "But you go first!" "You see anything?" "Where's Vincent?" "I'm talking to you!" "Don't worry, honey." "He should land soon." "Dream on, honey." "Thought you could take me?" "Eye for eye, eyebrow for eyebrow." "Can you believe it?" "There's what... hundreds of cars?" "I can't see where they end." "We've no choice." "We have to go down there." " And him?" " Fuck him." "What the fuck is this?" "I don't know." " You okay?" " We gotta get out of here." "We gotta get out of here!" "We gotta get Thomas." "NO Way!" "It's our fucking car." "I can't understand this shit." "Don't bother." "I just want to get out of here!" "Check the trunk." "Thomas' soccer-fan stuff." "Interested?" "A fucking air horn, a scarf... a ﬂare... and his shirts... with the fucking magic numbers!" "Magic. my ass!" "Nothing else." "Ten, 05!" "No fucking way!" " It works!" " Call the cops!" "Get us out of here!" " What's the number?" " 911." " Lelex station." "All our lines are busy..." " it's a fucking recording!" "Fuck." "Call the girls." "You have Karine's number, right?" "Cool, it's ringing." "Female, long hair, 5'3"." "Recognize her?" "Now, honey... you shouldn't leave your toys laying around." "Come get her." "Let's end this." "No?" "You don't want her?" "You sure?" "Fuck, is it over?" "Yes." "He won't bother us again." "I meant the earthquake." "It's not an earthquake." " Don't start with that monster crap!" " It's not crap, okay?" " We gotta get Thomas." " Oh,yeah?" "How?" "I'm not going through that shit again." "No fucking way." "I'm not moving." "Sit on your ass if you want." "I'm getting my buddy." "Vincent!" "Yann." "This might be a way out." "What was that?" "Give me the matches." "Oh, fuck, what is this place?" "We're in its pantry." "Let's get out of here!" " Nice going" " Shut up and run!" " Fuck" " I know, Yann, "Fucking shit!"" "We should've tried the other way." "Listen, Yann... one more remark like that and I'll leave you here to rot." "Got it?" "Thomas!" "You're awake?" "Did I miss anything?" "No, not much." "A few little things." "Not that you wanted to abandon me, Yann." "It's more complicated than it seems." "I can't remember anything." "Where's the other guy?" "The psycho?" " We left him back there." " He was a bit... crushed." "I don't understand." "Where are we?" "What happened?" "Listen..." "Got anything to drink?" "No food, no water." "We've got to keep moving." "Dying of thirst under a water tower... fucking ironic." "Quit the philosophy and help me." "We're getting out of here." "Ready, Yann?" "On three." "On three, or one, two, three?" " God, let's go!" " Forget God, he's not interested." "He lost interest a while ago." "One, two, three." "Guys, I'm freezing." "I'm so cold." "Is it bad?" "I'm freezing." "Hang in there, Thomas." "We'll get you out." "The air horn." "The air horn!" "What?" "Fuck, not again!" "Noise." "It's attracted to noise." " I'm waiting!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Fuck." "We'll never get out of here." "I'm gonna die up a tree like a fucking squirrel!" "Shut up." "Stop yelling." "What now?" "That son of a bitch is attracted to noise." "So shut up." "What the fuck?" "More of your stupid crap!" "Figure out how to get us out of here." "There's no fucking way I'm leaving this tree." "That thing is attracted to noise?" " So we keep quiet." " And then?" "Then we fucking wait." "Wait for what?" "A miracle?" "For you to have a better idea?" "A helicopter!" "You hear it?" "A helicopter!" "We have to signal it!" "Sure, but how?" "Strip naked and sing "I Will Survive"?" "Fuck, the ﬂare." "How does it work?" "Pull off the fucking cap!" "Hurry, Vincent!" "Damn it, Vincent, come back!" "Vincent." "Vincent." "Shh!" "That thing's blind, but it's got good ears." "Where are the others?" "Thomas didn't make it." "And Yann..." "I guess he's still in his tree." "What happened to Yann?" "He snapped." "Did you see that thing?" "Once." "In the car graveyard." "It attacked us." "I was frozen with fear." "It passed a foot away without seeing me." "The girls screamed." "They started running." "Tina didn't have a chance." "I don't know what happened to Elodie." "Okay." "We know it's attracted to noise." "What else?" " Nothing." " It's not much." "Let's go find Yann." "Yann!" "Damn it, Yann!" "Oh, fuck." "I'm hearing voices now." "I'm going nuts." "Yann!" "Vincent!" "Vincent, is that you?" "No, it's Tinker Bell." "What the fuck kept you?" " Is it serious?" " You joking?" "Just a gash and a few broken ribs." "Explain later!" "We gotta find a way out of here." "There's a sort of gorge over there." "Let's go." "Where the fuck does this lead?" "Would you mind not saying "fuck" in every sentence?" "Is this really the time for etiquette lessons?" "Sorry, but I think we've got bigger problems... like Vincent who's pissed off ever since you got me... like he'd prefer I were dead." "You've changed, Yann." "I don't think Vincent wants you dead." "Sure, he loves me, you love me." "We all love each other!" "Now that's settled, can we get moving?" "It still works, that's something." "Fuck!" "Nothing better to do?" "We can't get out." "It's a dead end." "We can't get out!" "What exactly did Karine tell you?" "I found a way." "It's not easy, but it's a way." "You're totally paranoid." "Sure." "There." "It's our only way out." "You're insane!" "Let's go back." "Through the woods we might have a chance." "A chance?" "With that monster out there?" " Come on, Yann." " Don't jerk me around!" "Think I don't see through your little game?" "You can both fuck off!" "Through the hole?" "No way!" "Stay, then!" "If you see our friend the mole, say hi for me." "Okay, Karine, let's go." "Stay with me." "I didn't mean it." " I don't want to die here." " We'll go together." "You and me." "Together, we've got a chance." " What about Vincent?" " You and me, Karine." "Let Vincent go alone." "You and me." "What do you think?" "I think I was wrong about you." "Go ahead!" "Beat it!" "Beat it!" "I don't give a fuck!" "Come on." "Come on, piece of shit!" "Come and get me!" "Come on!" "Let's end this!" "Come on, fucker!" "I'm waiting!" "Come on, I'm waiting!" "Wait for me!" "Wait!" "Fucking wait for me!" " Where's Yann?" " He preferred to try on his own." "The dumb fuck!" "We have to get him." "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Quick!" "Vincent!" " Let's go, Vincent!" "It's over!" " Yann!" "Yann is dead!" "Let's go!" "Get out of here!" "Do you think a train could" "In that condition, I doubt it." " Electricity." " What?" "There's electricity." "Damn." " What" " Shh!" "Listen!" "The helicopter's back!" "Over here!" "Here we are!" "Over here!" "They'll never see us." "We've got to signal." "Matches." "Find something to burn." " And this?" " Not my cheat codes!" "Who cares!" "Over there." "It worked!" "They saw us!" "Vincent!"