"Quotations from Chairman Mao" "Emperor Tomato Ketchup" "A butcher like the math." "Dad and Mom predators." "The Code of Law "The Bottle Cap"" "The hardships will certainly be great" "We are aware of Our subjects' inmost feelings" "However, We have resolved to endure the unavoidable and suffer the unsufferable to pave the way for grand pacifism for the sake of..." "Having been able to maintain the structure of the State..." "Tomato Ketchup Constitution" "It is the glory of Our heart to behold national prosperity and children's joy" "We despise Our Imperial lineage" "We hope to maintain State prosperity" "In concert with Our beloved children" "Article 1." "The Emperor is sacred and inviolable" "Article 2." "By law, the Imperial Throne shall be ascended at childhood and abdicated at youth." "Article 3." "The Imperial shoes are polished by His father's tongue" "His tedium soothed by His mother's violin" "Article 4." "The Emperor commands the Armed Forces." "He keeps private order and promotes children's welfare" "Article 5." "The Emperor makes ketchup, His favorite food, the national symbol." "Article 6." "The Emperor's desires must not involve adults." "Article 7." "The Emperor declares war, makes peace, and concludes treaties." "Article 8." "The Emperor wears a hat and removes it for no reason." "Article 9." "Violators of Imperial dignity shall be charged with lese majesty and hanged." "Article 11." "All subjects shall love their country with loyalty and bravery." "By devoting their virginity to the Emperor they promote national glory to the world." "Young and old, male and female, all must obey children forever." "All children, in the name of God, are free to:" "Free to conspire." "Free to betray." "Free to practice sodomy on the Army Minister of State." "Free to wipe one's butt with the Bible." "Free to shear his mom Hangen Puppeteer red roses." "Make pee beyond church." "Make friend's cat slaughter." "Article 77." "Those who destroy children's dreams, cut at the Empire, or cause disturbances for the purpose of disrupting the Law will be charged with civil strife and sentenced at the "X Prison Camp"." "Fathers of two or more:" "500,000 yen fine" "Teachers:" "Exile or 20 years in prison" "Children's authors:" "Life in prison" "Toymakers: 1-10 years in prison" "Juvenile probation officers:" "10-30 years" "The police juvenile division:" "Death" "Soldiers principal duty is to conquest." "Soldiers must follow pleasure." "Soldiers holds responsibility for the rise and fall of the Empire." "I seduce my Mom and transform to my Dad." "I seduce my Mom and transform to my Dad." "I seduce my Mom and transform to my Dad." "The Emperor plays ken ball with the world." "2 p.m., October 10, 1964" "The Parade of Nations has just begun" "Led by glorious Greece, birthplace of the Olympics." "The Greek flag of white on blue contrasts brightly against the brick-red track in the main stadium in Tokyo." "7060 young people from 94 nations, a parade of beauty and power." "The two German marches together under one flag." "Germany, land of Goethe and Beethoven" "They have united to march in with pride." "It's a moving sight..."