"It is true what they say:" "Pregnant bellies look like a drum." "I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore." "So I'm going to play my songs on this drum." "It sounds really cool!" "Listen, listen." "Smelly cat, smelly cat" "What are they feeding you?" "That sounds great!" "I know!" "And I've only been playing for an hour." "What are you doing here?" "I came to ask you a big favor." "Don't tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus." "Okay." "Now, see." "I want to name the girl baby Leslie." "And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies..." "... FrankJr.,Jr ." "Wouldn't that be Frank Ill?" "Don't get me started." "Anyway, since there are three babies..." "... andwebothgot  to put our names in..." "... wewouldbe trulyhonored if you would name the other boy baby." "That's so nice!" "Cougar." "Think about it." "The One with Rachel's New Dress" "Subtitles and Rip by .:staz:. (staz@post.cz)" "I left a bra drying in there." "Will your son think it's yours and be traumatized?" "Mommy can have a wife." "Daddy can have a bra." "It's time to go." "See, that clock's a little fast." "We still have 1 7 minutes." "What can we do in 1 7 minutes..." "... twice?" "Well, that's ambitious." "You can ignore that." "That's your son." "Believe me, when he's older, he'll understand." "I'll be right there." "This is Carol and Susan." "It's so nice to finally meet you." "You too." "Susan will be in London next week." "I've never been there." "I'll show you around." "Great!" "Also, I was hoping to catch a show." "Any suggestions?" "There's tons of terrific stuff." "I'll go with you." "Look at you two bonding." "Making us late for the airport." "Are you all right?" "It's just us getting along is difficult for him..." "... becausehedoesn'tlikeme." "Come on." "That's... ." "It's true." "Do we have a baby name yet?" "No." "It's so hard!" "I went through this book and found nothing." "I want a name that's really strong and confident." "You know?" "Like..." "... Exxon!" "It certainly worked for that valdez kid." "You want a strong name?" "How about The Hulk?" "I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like a name starting with "The" ." "You want a good name, go with Joey." "Joey's your pal, your buddy." "Where is everybody?" "They're hanging out with Joey!" "If you're going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler." "Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and very lovable..." "... onceyougettoknow him." "Joey's lovable too." "But with Joey, if you need him, he'll be there." "Chandler will be there too." "He might be a little late..." "... buthe'llbe there." "And he'll bring you cold soda..." "... ifwhatyouneedhimfor is that you're really hot." "What do you say?" "I like the idea of naming him after someone I love." "Joey and Chandler are both great names." "All right, I don't" "Maybe I'll just name him The Hulk." "I shouldn't have mentioned it." "I wanted to name my kid that." "If you hoped to sleep with Joshua, which one would you wear?" "It creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes." "I'm sorry." "I'm just so excited." "I've been waiting for months." "I got my hair colored." "I got new sheets." "I'm making him a very fancy meal." "What am I making him, by the way?" "A frisée salad with goat cheese and pine nuts..." "... wildrice,roastedasparagus and salmon en croute." "I thought I was making him filet mignon." "You decided to make salmon because you had some left over." "Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking..." "... andyouwouldhavetomakeyour famous baked potato and Diet Coke." "I really get crabby when I cook." "So Emily called last night." "And now you're giving me the message?" "Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan." "They're going to the theater together." "They're going to dinner." "They're going horseback riding!" "God, Susan is so fun!" "Look, this is just a little too familiar." "For six months before Carol and I split up..." "... allI heardwas, "My friend Susan is so smart." "My friend Susan is so funny." "My friend Susan is so great. "" "You think something could happen between Emily and Susan?" "Hey, they're going to the gym together!" "Two women..." "... stretching!" "They take a steam, things get playful." "Didn't you see Personal Best ?" "No, but I'm gonna!" "Hi!" "You're crazy." "Emily is straight." "How do you know?" "We thought Carol was straight." "Yeah, definitely." "I don't like the name Ross." "What a weird way to kick me when I'm down!" "No, I meant for the baby." "What's wrong with Ross?" "Something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know." "That's not true." "In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found... ." "You know... ." "Never mind." "My girlfriend's a lesbian." "I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler." "You gotta pick Joey!" "Name one famous person named Chandler." "Raymond Chandler." "Someone you didn't make up." "There are no famous Joeys." "Except for..." "... JoeyButtafucco." "Yeah, that guy really hurt us." "How about a compromise then?" "What if it's..." "... Chan-no-ey?" "Joey?" "Think about it." "He'll never be President." "There will never be a President Joey." "I didn't want to bring this up." "Chandler is the stupidest name I've heard in my life!" "It's not a name!" "It's barely even a word." "It's like chandelier but it's not!" "It's a stupid, stupid, non-name!" "You're right." "I have a horrible, horrible name." "I'm sorry, man." "I'm sorry." "So I guess it's Joey then." "This is so nice." "Thank you for doing this." "Please!" "Cooking soothes me." "So dig in!" "It all looks so good." "Oh, my God." "I know." "My God, this rice is so" "I am so good!" "Behind you." "They used to live here, and sometimes they migrate back over." "Is there some way that they could not be here?" "Farm birds really kind of freak me out!" "Here we go." "There you go!" "Hey!" "How'd you do that?" "All gone." "So, farm birds, huh?" "It's my only weird thing, I swear." "I would have told you." "I didn't know that they'd be here." "Can I serve you a little" "What?" "Nothing." "It's just that I know that they're still out there." "They're across the hall." "That's two doors away." "It'll take them a long time to peck their way back over here." "That's not funny." "Would you feel better if we went someplace else?" "We could pack this stuff up and go to your apartment." "They're working on it." "It's a mess." "I'm staying at my parents' house." "We could go there." "They're out of town." "It's a huge place, and it's got this gorgeous view." "It'd be very romantic." "What do you say?" "Yeah, that works." "They can smell the fear." "How's Ben?" "I asked if he wanted to eat." "He said no." "I asked if he wanted to sleep." "He said no." "I asked what he wanted to do." "He said no." "So he's sweeping." "Any word from Susan?" "She said she's having so much fun with Emily." "By the by, did it ever occur to you that..." "... maybetheymightbehaving a little too much fun?" "What's too much fun?" "The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married." "Oh, my God!" "You are so paranoid." "Am I?" "Am I?" "Susan is in a loving, committed relationship." "Carol, so were we." "Just imagine for a moment..." "... thatSusanmeetssomeone, and they hit it off." "They're coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks." "They're laughing." "Someone innocently touches someone else." "There's electricity." "It's new." "It's exciting." "Are you saying there isn't the slightest possibility..." "... ofsomethinghappening?" "Maybe." "Oh, my God!" "I didn't really believe it until you just said it!" "None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me." "This place is fabulous!" "This is the downstairs living room." "There's two living rooms?" "Growing up here, this place must have been a real babe magnet." "It would have been, but my parents just moved here." "You should know this place is a real babe magnet." "Want to make out?" "Why don't I put the food in the fridge..." "... andwecaneat itlater?" "That sounds like a plan." "Is there a place that I could go freshen up?" "Just down the hall and second door to your left." "Hi, darling." "What are you doing here?" "We cut the trip short." "France sucks!" "This may be a little weird, but I've got a date here." "Say no more." "We'll grab some food, go upstairs and be out of your hair." "That'd be great." "So you didn't get to Italy?" "Yep." "Sucks!" "Hi, you!" "Oh, my God!" "I know." "I can do more than cook." "I like her." "She seems smart." "Rachel, my parents." "So nice to meet you." "Joshua, that $500 was for groceries." "What, this?" "Oh, no." "That's not what it is." "Okay, I work in fashion." "And this is a real dress, actually." "They're wearing it in Milan." "Part of my job is to wear the clothes and see how people respond." "Then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's." "Obviously, in this case..." "... Iamgoingtoreportback:" ""U.S.A. not ready. "" "Maybe in L.A." "There you go!" "Have you kids eaten yet?" "We were going to do that after." "I mean, next." "Why don't we all get something to eat?" "No use wasting this baby just lying around the house." "So we'll go eat." "You'll wear that." "We'll be eating and, of course, you'll be wearing that." "I am sorry about what I said." "Nope, you're right." "It is a ridiculous name!" "It's not bad." "Yes, it is!" "From now on, I have no first name." "You're just Bing?" "I have no name." "So what are we supposed to call you?" "Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me..." "... Clint." "No way are you cool enough to pull off "Clint. "" "What name am I cool enough to pull off?" "Gene." "It's Clint." "It's Clint!" "Bye, Gene." "It's Clint!" "What's up with Gene?" "You wore your nightie to dinner?" "The best part was when the waiter spilled water down my back." "I jumped up and my boob popped out." "It's all right." "I got nice boobs." "I just picked up a message from Emily." "She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together." "So?" "Poetry?" "Susan's gay." "They're being gay together!" "Emily's straight." "Oh, wake up!" "Carol really messed you up." "Excuse me?" "She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous..." "... sycophant!" "So I don't know what "sycophant" means, but the rest is right." "What are you talking about?" "I am not a crazy, jealous person." "She's right." "When we were together, you got upset about Mark, and there was nothing." "This makes sense." "It does not!" "In high school, you weren't jealous at all..." "... eventhoughallyourgirlfriends cheated on you." "So up until '92, '93, he was very trusting." "Then '94 hit, Carol left him, and bam!" "Paranoid City!" "Absolutely!" "This is so fun!" "This is not fun!" "All we're trying to say is..." "... don'tletwhathappenedwith Carol ruin what you've got with Emily." "The '92 Ross wouldn't." "I still think I was right about that Mark thing." "Well, you know what?" "I hope Emily is a lesbian." "Drumroll." "All right." "Help!" "Am I a Mark or a John?" "You're not tall enough to be a Mark." "But you might make a good Barney." "Look, I am serious." "Tomorrow at 3:30, I'm going to the courthouse." "You're going through with this?" "This name has held me back my entire life." "It's why kids picked on me and why I never do well with women." "So tomorrow, I'll either be Mark Johnson or John Markson." "You've got problems because of you, not your name!" "This has got to stop!" "Chandler is a great name." "In fact... ." "I'm sorry, I know you wanted me to name the baby Joey." "I'm going to name the baby Chandler." "Really?" "But you have to keep the name too." "Okay, thanks!" "You want to hug it out?" "I'm going to go tell Frank and Alice right now!" "Bye, Pheebs!" "Nice luggage." "I was going to say." "I missed you too." "Thanks, I had a great time." "So did I." "No tongue." "Hurry up!" "The flight leaves in four hours!" "There could be traffic!" "The plane could leave early!" "In London, there could be a line at customs!" "Come on!" "London might have gotten started..." "... becauseweneededtotake advantage of the show's popularity..." "... andgodo theshowon an exotic location..." "... andhaveagoodtime ." "There's so many people here from all over the world." "Lately, the show's been about us getting excited to go to London." "And then we realized in real life, we're doing that same thing." "Passport, check." "Camera, check." "Traveler's checks, check!" "Are you ready yet?" "Got the tickets?" "Right here." "Check!" "Yeah!" "London, baby!" "It's all London, baby!" "Here we go." "Ross is getting married..." "... tothisyoungwomannamedEmily ." "And I set them up by accident." "Why don't we?" "Why don't we what?" "Get married." "I've started to..." "... fallforthischaracter,Emily, played by Helen Baxendale." "And we decided to go all the way, I guess, and get married." "Ross has asked me to marry him." "I say yes." "And so we arrange a big wedding in London." "Things go a bit wrong." "We're not paying for your wine cellar." "You have to meet me in the middle." "My foot's gonna meet the middle of your ass!" "You want a piece of me?" "ls that what you're saying?" "That's it!" "Parents!" "Parents!" "Back away!" "This is our wedding day!" "From now on, everyone gets along." "And if I hear one more word..." "... nograndchildren!" "That's right!" "Sorry, old boy." "I could kill you with my thumb, you know." "We knew the show was popular in England..." "... andsoit seemedlike a natural fit." "I knew how big the show was over here." "It was exciting to be welcomed." "Everywhere, walking down the street..." "... bunchesofkidswatching." "So we've been signing autographs." "They're just big fans of the show, I guess." "I watch it all the time because my children love it." "They absolutely love it." "Tell my friend you like my hat." "What's your friend's name?" "Chandler." "Hi, Chandler!" "We wanted it to still feel like Friends  andsowe shotalotofit in front of an audience." "And it seemed like a really exciting opportunity..." "... toshootan Americansitcom in front of a British audience." "Do something!" "I am." "I'm ignoring you." "I'll be the on-camera guy." "All right." "First stop..." "... WestminsterAbbey." "What is that?" "That's London, baby!" "We were really afraid, going over, that either they'd be..." "... farmoresedateand wouldn'tlaugh...." "They were great!" "Big laughers!" "They waited in line for hours!" "We traveled 329 miles." "She's lying." "It's more like 200." "The show's doing so well over here that it just seems like..." "... they'rereal,realreceptive." "It's really wonderful and flattering and overwhelming, truthfully." "We didn't have a single bad audience." "Also, there was a greater sense of "event. "" "I think it energized everybody:" "the actors, the writers... ." "We're just excited to be here." "Like, look back there." "Look how cool that is!" "We missed Lisa." "That was probably the only drawback I can think of." "I first thought, "How exciting!" "I wonder if I'm going?"" "It's awful that Lisa's not here." "We feel like we have a limb missing." "Let's try some aversion therapy." "Look at the picture." "It's strange when one person's not there." "We miss her." "It's weird for all of us to be here without her." "She's in the episode, on the phone and things like that." "Hey, Pheebs!" "It's Joey." "Hey, Joey!" "I just saw someone that looks just like you, on the subway." "I was going to say hi, then I figured he doesn't care he looks like you." "That just cost me four bucks." "Part of me wishes I could go." "But I'm very happy to not get on a plane for a lot of hours... ." "Sorry." "I'm not a good traveler." "The Waltham residence." "Is this Emily's parents' house?" "This is the housekeeper." "And by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone." "First one identifies oneself  andthenasksfor the person with whom one wishes to speak." "This is Phoebe Buffay." "I was wondering, please..." "... ifit'snot too much trouble, please." "Might I speak with Miss Emily Waltham, please?" "It was also interesting because we had shot about a third of it here." "And a bit of it on the streets in London." "All right!" "Westminster Abbey!" "Hands down, best abbey I ever seen." "What do you think of the Abbey?" "I think it's great!" "They're thinking of changing the name." "To what?" "To "Put the camera away" !" "Man, you are Westminster "Crabby. "" "It was a really gratifying experience." "Pretty much everything we'd hoped to get out of it, we got." "When you can go on location even in Los Angeles that's exciting..." "... muchlesshaveyourwholecrew..." "Just the idea of bringing our entire "family" over here..." "... is,like,wild." "Yeah!" "London, baby!" "It's amazing to me how many people are excited about the show." "I knew how big the show was over here." "It plays a lot on television." "I saw it three times in one week." "They're very popular at home, but I didn 't know they would be here." "It's got a massive following in Britain..." "... particularlyamongmy generation." "It's quite sarcastic." "That's why it's popular." "We have great English character actors who are working with us." "And an opportunity to interact with the English crew." "We're about to be Ross' in-laws." "We're the Brits that you love to hate." "We worked with Sarah Ferguson this morning." "She was great and funny." "I was excited to be here today." "It's the first time I've ever done this and I enjoyed it." "I am a great fan." "I think they are all marvelous." "Most British people tried to hate them for being beautiful and funny." "I got a phone call:" ""Small part, a few lines." "Do you want it?" "Next to Jennifer Aniston. "" "And I went, "Oh, wait a minute... ." "Oh, okay then. "" "It's basically a "let's kick the Brits up the butt" episode, really." "You're gonna see a lot of comedy, a lot of romance..." "... anda lotof surprises." "And you get to see England." "Call the Queen Mum, say you enjoy watching Friends  andthatyouknowus,andshe'll  have you over for tea like that."