""Red Hopea Temple"" "Here is it!" "Oh, that one?" "Wrong." "This one?" "Wrong." "Is it this them?" "Wrong." " What's about this?" " That's correct!" "But this one is cement." "That one is gold." "Rich but dumb." "It's such a waste of time." "He said take it, then take it." "Where're you all?" "You, lazy zombies!" "Where's my welcome party." "Where're you?" "We're over here." "I called you all here today because right now... some wicked thieves are stealing Buddha." "I want you to help the monk dealing with it." " The doge are howling." " I don't like it." "Forget it." "Hurry!" "Go." "Pang, wake up!" "Wake up!" "What's the matter?" "It's still dark." "It's not time to get food offerings yet." "No, the dogs are howling." "Howling?" "You're right!" "They see ghosts." "Think of money and you'll feel lighter." "Can you stop yapping?" "We're almost there." "Who's that?" "Chost." "Ghost!" "Don't bother." "I've been shot by bullets this size." "Or even this size." "It's no stranger to me." "Yours is only 11 mm." "My whole village was shot by M16." "See it for yourself." "Look." "The water is flowing out!" "All right." "Here." "What?" "Your lunch?" "It's "holey" rice." "Holy rice." "Holy." "Right." "Rice." "Holy rice!" "I'm confused now." "There're more of them." "Shacared?" "He asks if you're scared." "I'm not scared." "I have an amulet." "You're not shacared but I yam." "He says you're not scared but he is." "Scared of the amulet?" "No, scared of falling down." "He's such a fussy ghost." "You pulled out my stick." "You bastard." " What he said?" " I don't wanna repeat it." "He says he likes 'custard'." "See ya." "No." "I called him 'bastard'." "Oh, he likes mustard." "Where're you going." "Be still." "Severs you right." "Bitch!" "This guy here is younger and cuter." "Come on, young man." "What are you doing?" "Come." "Let me go." "You smell." "Did you eat a dead dog?" "Follow them." "I've never faced ghosts this close before." "Your "holey" rice is useless." "Your hair turned white." "Yours too." "Yours too!" "Shit." "Yours turned black." "I'm so scared." "Don't haunt me." "I give up." "Leave them alone." "Human life is valuable." "Even though they did wrong and sinful." "We should forgive them." "Give me the gun." "Quick." "Don't move!" "You startled me." "Return Buddha to is place." "Go." "Let's go." "I told you the car would break down." "The radiator may leak or dried up." "Maybe the engine belt is torn." "Why it has to be dead in the middle of nowhere?" "This is the way to The Red Hopea Temple." "Good." "The car is dead." "Now we can cremate it." "You're gonna burn my car, Pued?" "I'm just being sarcastic." "It may start." "Who around here can fix the car?" "Where's the nearest garage?" "I know the two of you can't do shit." "You're only good at cheating and deceiving." "It takes one to know one." "Poo, you wanna mess with me?" "No." "Hello there." "Can you help us please?" "Your car breaks down, huh?" "Yes." "We'd been driving from Bangkok, the car just stopped." "Where're you going?" "You don't look like locals." "I'm from Bangkok." "I'm from Chiang Rai." "We want to buy a piece of land here." "Do you have any "private property" for sale?" "You're from Bangkok!" " Sweethearts..." " Please, I'm gonna puke." "Is there any garage around here?" "The nearest one is in the province, 60 away." "Nothing nearer than that?" "Father Charas!" "Father, we need your help." "What are those noises?" "Go have a look." "Have a look?" "Yes." "Life up the hood." "Hello Father." "Can it be fixed, Father?" "Let me take a look." "I see it." "The radiator belt is torn." "Causing the engine to overheat and knocked out." "I don't have any spare part here." "Need to get a new belt in the province." "It's gonna be dark by the time they're back." "That's not good at all." "Do you have any other way to fix it?" "Plus, we have no car to go." "I'll adapt things so the car can run temporarily." "And you can go buy a new belt in town." "That sounds perfect!" "Thrust the car into my living quarters." "Don't you get it?" "Shove the car." "Shove?" "Push the car, stupid!" "I see." "Push the car, stupid!" "Shut it and push." "Close the hood." "Push yourselves to push the car!" "This is what happened." "Father Farang and his disciple." "Buck." "Yes." "He brought a car to repair here." "The car is dead." "Father Farang will fix it." "Is it wrong to do that?" "I understand that you have to understand too." "I don't think it's wrong." "It's okay to do that." "Father Farang wants to learn dharma..." "Or want to open a car garage?" "Thank you very much for your help." "I'd better not." "Don't want to offend you..." "I don't mind." "Thank you." "My name's Black." "Glad to be help." "Yes, Black, just like my heart." "Please." "Bye Jeab, Ja." "You look like you're gonna faint." "Sit down and drink some water." "You'll feel better." "Drink it." "Is it refreshing?" "Yes." "I've never been so tired like this in my life." "But the water from you revives me." "Fawning sycophant!" "Is this a man or ghost?" "What ghost appears in broad daylight?" "These Bangkokians are going to the province." "Their car broke down and they can't fix it." "So they pushed the car here." "All right." "Enough." "Why?" "I get it." "What did you say again?" "Their car broke down." "They want to get it fixed." "Oh!" "The car is sick." "The car is unwell." "Right." "Luckily it broke down during the day not night." "Why?" "What is the difference?" "The day is bright, the night is dark." "Stay overnight and you'll know, ugly guy." "That's for sure." "It's hot." "I may get sick." "I can't replace this belt with anything." "You have to get a new belt in the province." "What?" "Is there no other way?" "No other way." "I've inspected it closely." "Nothing can be used in place of it." "Besides, this Japanese engine..." "German." "Japanese." "This is Mercedes Benz, not a Japanese car." "Mercedes is German." "Toyota is Japanese." "They assembly Toyota in Germany too." "Please don't embarrass my boss." "Stop arguing." "Who's going to buy the belt?" "Those two are." "What?" "Why always us?" "Be quick." "I don't have time." "My daughters take after their mother." "I thought that you "take" their mother." "Wanna get kicked?" "Ooh, oh!" "Puss, Honey!" "Puss, Love!" "Yes, Dick." "What is it, Dickie?" "A truck just hit me." "The bowl." "Just get the bowl up." "And you can't "get it up"?" "I'll take the bowl." "Do you have something with me, Dickie?" "Dickie!" "Nothing." "They are asking for our daughters." "I wanna see them." "I really miss them." "You mean Jeab or Ja or Both?" "I love them both and miss them both." "The Chief boasts Jeab's pretty and Ja's lovely." "They both take after their beautiful mother." "Shut up." "Don't think you're so important." "You didn't even know you love Jeab or Ja." "Frankly, I love and miss them both." "I'm attracted to both of them." "Then, go to hell." "What for?" "We have no business there." "Go anywhere but here." "Boiling hot." "Wait till things cool down a bit." " Beat it!" " We'd better leave them in peace." "A prince and a giantess are in love." "Hey!" "Wanna mess with me?" "Fuck!" "He's so accurate!" "You're dead meat!" "Who's that?" "Leave him to me." "Move." "You must face me, one on one." "Guard up." "Asshole, you'll get my elbow." "Or you'll eat my feet..." "Stay away from me." "You're lucky that I fell first." "If I didn't, you would be badly hurt." "Hurt?" "You missed!" "Missed?" "Keep your weapon." "Here is my weapon." " Don't abuse me with your hand." " Foot!" "I'll tell you." "I'm not scared of you." "I'm going to turn this cemetery into a resort." "We've been living here for decades." "How dare you?" "I don't give a shit." "Even you're FREDDY KRUGER, I'm not scared." " Who?" " Are we supposed to know him?" "Do you know JASON then?" "You, go get him." "You go." " He has some magic." " He's invisible!" "Human haunts ghosts!" "What nut would turn a cemetery into a resort?" "Where could us ghost live then?" "Right?" "Yeah." "It's okay." "I'll handle them." "What are you laughing at?" "What?" "Boss." "What?" "How can you go?" "Your pants shrunk." "Here." "Get off." "Quick." "Why hurry?" "Just a second." "Where are you going?" "To tell you the truth I am looking for a nice piece of land." "I plan to develop a resort for foreign tourists." "Soon the tourism will grow." "Have you found anywhere interesting?" "Our boss is real mean." "Show the girls a lot of money." "All counterfeit." "Only two real notes." "Gave us just one." "When I'm back to Bangkok, I will raise a donation." "And bring a lot of people here." "About the date, I will let Jeab and Ja know." "Pued, do you see what I see?" "I say we'd better get closer, Pued." "Never thought we would find diamonds in the rough." "Don't hide yourselves." "Come to us." "Pued, we've hit a jackpot!" "You are tired." "A bath would be refreshing." "Are you sure?" "I think it's weird." "How could we be so lucky?" "Come on." "Don't be shy." " I'm cold." "Please warm me up." " Hurry." "Are you sure?" "I will rub your back." "Look!" "You don't hesitate a bit!" "Poo, the water is freezing cold." "Don't make a fuss." "Hurry up." "Those two don't seem cold at all." "Don't just gibber." "Dumb ass." "Come on." "What's your names?" "You look like angels." "Oh, I slipped!" "You're so sweet." "I'm Lychee." "This is my sister, Durian." "We've been waiting for you here since dusk." "Didn't think you would be this late." "Wait." "How come you know our names?" "I heard you called each other just now." "How could you know we were coming this way?" "We live around here." "We know your car broke down." "It's getting fixed at the temple." "We saw you went to buy parts in town." "Oh, I see." "We are so relieved!" "I thought you're goddesses who know everything." "Don't you like it?" " I want you to be happy." " Yeah, I like it." "Let's find somewhere nice." "Lychee, can you smell a stench?" "I can't smell anything." "This is how I smell." "Ghost!" "What's the noise?" "Come back." "Or maybe he likes rough sex." "Maybe he has seen a ghost." "No, there's only my lovey Durian." "Ghost!" "Come kiss me again." "Go Pued." "Hurry up." "Stay here." "Don't follow us again." "Help!" "Ghost!" "Help!" "What ghost?" "Nonsense!" "At the yard." "They scared me when I came in." "Very frightening." "These two didn't lie." "Look at their hair." "It stands on end." "If you didn't lie, take me to see them." "You'd better kill me." "I won't see them again." "No way!" "What a wimp!" "Afraid of nonsense." "You don't know how it's like." "Very scary." "This temple's haunted." "Even monks wouldn't like to stay." "Buck!" "Don't bad-mouth my temple." "We'd better change the radiator belt so we can leave here." "Give me the belt." "I don't have it." "You were carrying it." "I saw you took it from the truck at the entrance." "You two find the belt now." "I won't go back even for ten million Baht." "You fear the ghost more than me?" "Sure." "Of Course." "Let's find it tomorrow." "It will still be at where it fell off." "Yes, Father is right." "Ghosts won't have any use for the belt." "You two come to take a rinse with holy water." "Otherwise, tomorrow you'd be sick of shock." "Yes, I'd like that, Father." "Tonight, can I sleep in your room?" "I think it'll be safe." "All right." "There's enough room for you." "I'm okay." "I'm not afraid of ghost." "I'll sleep in the car." "Sit down." "He scared me." "Please sit." "State your business." "Me first, sir, I have a complaint." "Those ghost bitches in the new cemetery, stole a march on me, scared the people first." "And was in the hell were you?" "She was in the M16's grave." "Honeymoon period." "How do you know?" "I took a peep twice." "Twice your ass, that's three fingers." "It just erected." "It always erects?" "That was wrong." "All of you are always bickering." "Never live in harmony." "About Durian and Lychee, I'll take care of them." "What?" "How could it pop up?" "Gotcha!" "What is that?" "What fright!" "Why isn't he scared of me?" "I've shocked several people dead already." "What are you grumbling for, Chinese guy?" "Clean my car, make it shine." "Why you order me!" "I'm the ghosts' Chief." "How dare he called me like that?" "Stink foot!" "You dare kick me!" "?" "Father, Father." "Where is the Mercedes?" "They must have driven it back." "How could they, the belt wasn't changed." "These two are here, but where is the car?" "The car?" "It's here." "Look where you drive." "You wanna die?" "It's broken." "Can't you find your car yet?" "It's nearly time for lunch." "The boss is here!" "Boss!" "Where have you been driving?" "How could I?" "It was broken." "Can't you see I've got that truck towing it?" "Don't tell me you hire it to tow the car away and then back here." "Pued, are you nut?" "Even thought I'm a maniac, I'm not that crazy." "I was sleeping." "I didn't know how it got to the road." "The other care almost run me down." "How could you get there?" "It's the ghosts in the cemetery tricked you." "If it's true, I will tell the abbot." "Whatever." "Help me fix the car first." "I'm sick of these ghosts." "I wanna go." "Enough." "Turn it off." "You're so good." "Of course." "It's all done." "If the radiator isn't dry, the engine will be fine." "Now you can go anywhere." "The principal's been sick, you all know." "We have to carry on the meeting." "We need at least 7 votes." "I think he's faking it." "He's just afraid of the ghosts." "It's just hearsay." "Just a rumor." "I've never seen any ghosts." "What ghost would dare scare you?" "They're afraid that you would scare them." "Watch your mouth, Chief Dick." "Did I offend you?" "I mean you are strict and stern." "Even ghost wouldn't dare scare you." "Okay then." "So are you going to cleanse the cemetery?" "I don't think so." "There're plenty other useless lands." "You never donate anything in your life." "What's going on?" "I have my own reasons." "If you know my thought, you'd be my boss." "Peekaboo!" "Never think you are a chick-magnet." "I thought your were back to Bangkok." "Has the car been fixed?" "Last night I couldn't sleep." "I worried for you." "Everything's all right." "Don't worry." "Don't have to hush." "Rush!" "Let's wait until the principal recovers." "Wait till the ghosts kill us all?" "Rubbish!" "Right." "I'm upset now." "It's not a big deal, just cleansing the cemetery." "It'd be over in a jiffy." "Right." "However, we've to wait for him." "This is a waste of time." "I told you to wait for him, damn it!" "The meeting is closed." "When will you be back?" "Don't just disappear." "I promise." "I will hurry back." "I will bring a donation to this temple." "Really?" "Really." " Chief here." " Is "Here" your new name, Dick?" "Just a signal to my girls." "Who would've known?" " Are you going back to Bangkok?" " Yes." "Have a safe trip." "Thank you." "When will you bring the donation?" "In two weeks, sir." "Two weeks!" "That's too long." "Anyway, let me know when you're coming." " I'll get people to welcome you." " Thank you." "So worried!" "What the hell?" "You think you're in concert?" "I have no one to consult with." "What's up, Boss?" "They called the meeting about the graveyard cleansing." "Luckily, the principal is sick." "Otherwise we're doomed." "Damn." "It's he recovers he'll surely vote for it." "We've just scared the hell out of him." "You are bloody careless." "No order." "No discipline." "Let's do it this way." "Some of us go scare those who vote for it." "The rest convince the principal to vote against it." "How about it, boss?" "Good idea." "I like it." "Okay, let's all work together." "Strike tonight." "Go for it!" "Listen Sis." "What?" "Don't say anything." "I come to clear the bill." "Bring all the beer." "Bring it all, my boss is miserable." "Pueg, don't suck up to me so much." "So wasted and still orders more." "You're already blind drunk." "Wrong!" "I'm just drunk, not blind." "I can see." "I'm not blind." "I won't hit my head with the pavement." "That's jinxed." "Ha ha funny." "I'll get your some beer." "I'll let you have Sis." "No." "Shit." "Can't get in." "It's locked." "You're ghost." "Right, I forgot." "Stupid." " How can we get in?" " Follow my example." "Follow my example, not follow me." "Like this." "What have we done to him?" "Poor principal." "He's so scared that his hair falls off." "Are you crazy?" "He was bald before that." "Give me the potion." "Presto!" "Are you waking him up for the potion?" "I'm not stupid like you." "I'll go into their dreams." "When they wake up, they will see our potion." "Got it?" "Hurry." "I'll check up on the household spirits." "Finished?" "All done." " You went into the dream or the dress?" " Dream!" "Go." "Turn it off." "Peekaboo." "Damned, I'm almost sober." " Who are you?" " I'm from around here." "Hey, are you sick?" "You look pale." "Go see a doc." "Yeah, pale." "I'm pale as a ghost." "You're such an ass." "I kinda like you." "Wanna have some beer?" "Eel brand!" "Elephant brand!" "It's on me." "Okay." "I'm Aey." "AIDs?" "Aey." "Aey." "My dad is Took Tik." "Tootsie?" "Funny tongue." "Follow me." "All right, brother." "Oh, wow." "Woohoo!" "Follow me, everyone." "Sit." "Who are you?" "It's us." "Your friends?" "Pueg, I got your beer." "Pueg!" "You haven't had enough sleep." "Drinking a lot is bad for your health." "Pueg, I'm here." "Who's this shit face then?" "This is Pueg." "Pug!" "Hello." "Pueg, not Pug." "Why did you invite them to have a beer?" "Only 4 bottles but you bring the whole village." "Since you're here, you can share it." "Pass it around." "This bottle." "Look, just a few rounds and it's all gone." "Your friends drink it all up." "What's now?" "I just invited this one." "Don't worry." "Let Fatty go get some." "He keeps a lot of booze hidden." "Let me warn you." "If you don't have any, I'll break your leg." "Have you just bathed a dog?" "What a stench!" "Relax." "I told you don't befriend with strangers." "Smell like shit!" "Ghost-face, go get him some booze." "All right, coming up." "Keep it flowing." "You called him Ghost-face and he wasn't mad?" "No, his face does look like a ghost." "Stop!" "While we're waiting, let's meet..." "Hell in Concert!" "Eed-The Fly band." "Who's that?" "Who eat fly?" "Wow!" "That's Ford." "What's your name?" "I don't know you yet." "Radiant." "Do you have that American singer?" "The one who likes to touch his groin." "His name is Mike..." "Mike Piromporn." "Mike..." "Michael Jackson." "Coming up!" "Michael Jackson!" "That's right." "I'm back with good stuff." "Drink it up, brothers!" "You gulp the whole jar!" "?" "Smell nice." "Try it." "How is it?" "Pueg." "Try it." "How is it?" "Maggots!" "What's your feeling?" "Fine." "Like I haven't been sick." "Strange." "I dreamed that the spirit brought me a potion." "I had the same dream." "Ghost told me to make a medicine for you." "Unfortunately it's just a dream." "What it the package?" "Like in my dream!" "Just like in my dream too!" "How come it is here?" "Unbelievable!" "Or our dreams just come true?" "You're fine now." "It's so painful." "Oh, your holy water is effective." "There two are fine now." "Are you okay?" "Wow, black hair!" "Black is good." "Why surprised?" "Go take a shower." "You will feel better." "Dad, can I have 30 grands for pocket money." "Take a bath." "Pueg, hurry up." "First stop, toilet." "That's Chome." "Put everything away." "Chome come to see you this early." "Can you "handle" her?" "Want our help?" "Get lost and don't peek." "Otherwise, I'll kick your asses." "Can't we see a live show?" "I told you to get lost!" "I'm just here and you wanna kick me away?" "No." "I told them to buy stuff." "To buy what?" "Coats." "Is it cold here?" "By "coats", we mean condoms." "He uses several boxes a day." "Really?" "How many?" "What for?" "Three pieces a box, several boxes equal several pieces." "Let me sponsor." "All right." "Superb." "I don't have much, 1000, 1500, 1600... 20." "Here." "Buy 100 boxes." "Here." "Take it and go." "120 Baht for 100 boxes?" "Go!" "Condoms or plastic bags?" "Chewing gum costs more than that." "You startled me!" "You called me." "What's the matter?" "About the resort." "All right, but it's too hot down here." "Let's go up stair..." "Okay?" "Where're you going?" "To put some oil in the car." "No need to." "Just fill me up." "I'm missing it." "Come on." "Are you coughing?" "Yeah, coughing." "Let me wipe your throat for you." "I'll vote against cleansing the cemetery." "Say it one more time." "Slow, clear and loud." "Let everyone hear it." "How would you vote for this cleansing?" "I insist there won't be cemetery cleansing." "Principal, you shouldn't say that." "You almost get killed and you take their side." "Afraid they wouldn't have a place to stay?" "My father was sick for unknown reason." "But the ghost surely helps him recover." "What do you mean, NamJim?" "You always blame everything on ghosts." "Ghost tickets, ghost workers, haunting ghosts." "Despite they're not involve." "That's enough." "Call the meeting." "I'm well enough to attend." "We should really vote on this subject." "I'm pissed, Principal." "Okay." "I'll call the meeting to finalize it." "I can help you." "But it's a low trick." "So low so good." "Listen bitch, oops..." "Sis, it's just a love potion." "It's not like killing anyone." "How can you say it's low?" "Sis, look at me." "Listen." "If you don't wanna help, I can go to others." "I'm going." "Wait." "I thought you'd stop me." "I thought you'd turn to me." "It's not like I don't wanna help, but..." "Where can I find a person with strong witchcraft." "Besides, it's very rare." "To travel in search of it, you need money." "Pueg, lend me some money." "I left it at home." "I thought so." "Every time." "Here 5 grands." "Another 10 when it's done." "That's easy." "Just a few days it'll be done." "It's good you're up." "We can continue." "What?" "5 times more?" "Please spare me." "3 boxes already." "Well, one more box." "I can't." "You can't but I can." "Okay?" "Just another box." "I'll do everything." "Are there just the two of you?" "We've got another one." "Sharp shooter." "The best, the great." "Whatever." "Remember this." "Don't kill him." "Just teach him a lesson." "He'll be crippled and removed from the committee." "Enough!" "They're going to kill him over this?" "I've just helped him." "They're going to shoot him." "What should we do, boss?" "Someone must protect the principal." "To do that, one of us must possess NamJim." "Yeah, you're good." "Bright idea." "Yeah, send a warrior to possess his daughter." "Then suddenly she'll be a fighting master." "She thinks she's so pretty." "Showing off bitch." "Skunk-faced!" "Damn, she pissed on me." "Eggplant?" "Where're those 2 handsome guys?" "I'll get into you from here." "Chilli paste." "Damn!" "You need a boob job." "NamJim, what takes you so long?" " Come on up, your dad's waiting." " Yes, Mom." "Yes, Mom." "Hurry up." "Let's eat." "That looks delicious." "Is there something wrong with her?" "Yes, so strange." "You don't look so good." "Hey..." "Sky..." "Kick!" "Be awed by a queer ghost." "Hey..." "Sky..." "Fall!" "Phanom Ja!" "Help me." "Hey..." "Phanom..." "Ja." "I need sling." "I'm not waiting." "Wait for me." "Wait up." "Phanom Ja's dropped into the river!" "You're scared." "You're gonna be my big asset." "Dare to jolt?" "Asshole!" "It's gonna drip soon." "Squeeze the love potion out." "Come on." "That's it." "Thank you." "Blow your nose, more and more." "So I would be rich, got that?" "I'll share the profit with you, 50-50." "I'll give this to Sis." "You, bastard!" "You gave me a shock, zombi jerk!" "I told you to meet me at the temple, not here." "I was going to wait for you there." "But I felt a strong thirst for booze." "Do you have some booze?" "You stink!" "So disgusting." "Disgusting and revolting." "Do you accomplish your work?" "Of course, I'm a man of my word." "You stand upwind make it worse." "Where's the love potion?" "Here it is." "A love potion." "Newly concocted." "How do I know this is real and effective?" "Easy." "Just open the bottle." " Then what?" " Touch it here and there." "Wait for the magic to work." "Believe me." "I knew it." "You've felt the effect already." "Cocky, you're so handsome." "You look like Adonis." "So handsome." "The potion starts to kick in." "A little bit like Bird Thongchai too." "Your warm breath, your radiant warmth." "Smell so sweet." "You smell so appealing." "What perfume are you wearing?" "Usually moonshine." "Sometimes scotch." "What a sexy, Cocky." "Easy, easy." "Cocky." "Cocky." "Jeab and Ja" "Let me see it." "I've never seen love potion, only of potion." "Smell weird and bloody expensive, 15 grands." "More expensive than a French perfume." "Stupid, perfume is a waste of money." "This potion is more effective." "I tried it myself, with my own body." "One drop can make you irresistible to girls." "Just one drop, unbelievable!" "Here." "Pueg, darling." "Bitch, I haven't touched you yet." "Hello, Aunt Pussy Hello." " Come to see my daughters?" " That's correct!" "That is RED CARABAO." "Poor you." "Unlucky guys." "What's the matter, aunt?" "My daughters..." "Got raped!" "Trash-mouth!" "You have a filthy mouth." "Go on." "They went to Er's shop." "Jeab and Ja." "Bastard!" "Are you waiting for your father?" "Yes, I'm waiting for him." "Go!" "After lunch, let's decide on cemetery cleansing." "Since everyone is here today." "No need to hurry." "Take your time." "We can wait." "We're not going anywhere." "Right, Chief Dicky?" "We canceled other things to finalize this." " But last night..." " I know nothing about it!" "What are you denying for?" "Don't act like you're seeing a flying cow." "Great." "Now we have a flying cow." " Do you know what I referred to?" " No" "Last night, 3 thugs attacked the principal." "They tried to hurt him so he can't come today." "There must be someone behind this." "That's scumbag." "A filthy piece of shit." "I don't know anything." "I was away last night." "Really, principal?" "Why didn't you tell us?" "I don't want to bother you with nonsense." "Besides, they couldn't do anything to me." "My daughter kicked their asses away." "Oh, my god." "What's wrong?" "I've to go." "Can't stay." "He eats too much." "His bowels can't handle it." "Oh, hell." "What's bitten you, Father?" "Nothing." "I've to take a dump." "What!" "Both of them!" "Buck, take care of them." "Yes, sir." "We can't have a meeting now." "It's a shame." "Carry on... 2 Fathers, principal and me, that's 4 votes." "You have only 3." "We win." "Chief Dick, don't jump the gun." "Right, the members less than 7, we can't vote." "Postpone it." "Hot news!" "Attention please." "Both Fathers are in the toilet." "They told you to postpone the meeting." "That's all, folks." "Leave now, it's free." "If not, it's feet." "Hello, Jeab and Ja." "I've been looking for you." "And now that we meet, it's a destiny." "Why looking for us?" "We're not related." "Ja, why did you that?" "Living in the same village." "We're like relatives." "We should be the same family." "Right, Pueg?" "Whatever you say is true." "If Jeab and Ja want a bright future, just love him." "Spill it." "Spill what?" "Don't you ever make this place look dirty." "Hillbilly likes you two always clumsy." "Often eat something weird." "You surprise me sometimes." "Come on." "Check bill." "Wait." "Why hurry?" "Stay and chat with me." "Spill them." "I can't get the top off." "Come on, quick." "Want the bill?" "It's 30." "Shit, Pueg." "Aey my darling." "You're so handsome." "I can't deny my heart." "I'm going." "Wait." "You're talkative." "Don't hold yourself rigid." "I can't control the bike." "How could I know whether to be rigid or limber." "Shut up." "Don't talk back." "I'm in charge here." "You have to listen to me." "I'm controlling the bike now." "You think you're smart?" "I swear on my name, I'll send you safely home." "Your bike a snail." "I'd better walk." "You'll surely get home." "Driving like that will get them killed." "You'll die before them." "They're ghosts." "I'm positive." "Liar, you live up to your name." "What ghost would come driving at night?" "All the ghosts do that." "They're right behind us." "You don't believe?" "Believe now?" "No!" "Yern, I'm very tired." "So exhausted." "Scared?" "You kidding, right?" "No kidding." "This is for real." "For real?" "Then I'm really running." "Bug bit butt." "Thank you, Elvis Presley." "Elvis!" "Get away from me." "I'm exhausted." "I almost die." "I barely got away." "Why is running away so tired?" "Remember this." "If you vote with Took Tik, you're dead." "I won't." "Don't you dare cleanse my "cemet-ery"." "Shit, You stole his semen?" "I didn't take his semen." "He said "cemetery"." "Leave them to me." "Pueg." "Pueg!" "What's wrong with you?" "What happened?" "Are you all right?" "Do I look all right?" "Would you like some ginger tea?" "Don't say a word." "Let me ask you." "What?" "Why?" "Asshole, why did you runaway?" "I'm done for." "Okay, easy, gentle." "Was she good?" "Tell me all about it." "Don't ask." "Take me to the nearest, most expensive hospital." "Stop." "Keep it down." "We can't talk with all this noises." "Welcome Mr. Lur-lerd's charity group from Bangkok." "Let's give them a hand." "Excuse us." "Hello." "This way please." "Let's go to the pavilion, shall we?" "Have some drink." "You're quite miky." "My name is Chome." "Where is Mr. Lur-lerd?" "There." "Hello." "Into the pavilion please." "Bring the donation here." "Hello." "Do you like to just suck or swallow?" "You can suck this one and swallow this one." "Anything I can sniff?" "Anything for her to sniff?" "Nothing Give her some ice cream." "Coming up." "A lot of people come to welcome us, huh?" "This is the first donation in 10 years." "The villagers suppose to be excited." "About the land for sale." "About that, don't mention it now." "We're doing charity work." "Let's talk later." "You'd like to buy land?" "Talk to me." "I know every piece of land here." "Let's talk later." "My sister's a bit eager." "Who's your sis?" "Hello Lur-lerd." "Excuse me." "All right, sir." "Bye." "I'll bring food and drink for you." "It's very difficult to get to you." "I keep my promise, see?" "I've been waiting for you since dawn." "What movie?" "Porno?" "Who is this crone?" "A distant cousin." "Are you hungry?" "Yes." "Can you get some food?" "Be right back." "My hand stuck." "You ugly crone!" " Who're those "evil clones"?" " "Evil crone"?" "I mean those cheap twins." "Who are they?" "Chief's daughters." "Which chief?" "Chief, last time." "What time?" " Last time I was here." " Want me to wreck this place?" "You promised." "At your ease." "Thank you for your donation." "I'll use it for reconstruction the temple." "Everyone make yourself at home." "I've an urgent job." "Please excuse me." "Good luck." "Bye, captain." "Bye, Father." "What is it?" "I'd like to set up a little casino-card games." "Card game!" "Keep it down!" "I don't mind but be discreet." "The abbot doesn't like gambling." "I'll ask his permission first." "See you later." "Everyone, the abbot said yes." "Go ahead." "I'd like to talk to you... our unfinished business." "Okay." "Whisky or beer is not wrong." "But it's wrong to eat noodle with beer." "Are you serious?" "Yes, I am." "I want this cemetery." "That's why I come." "I don't know how to talk to the abbot." "Three of us are the members of committee." "We're thinking about cleansing the cemetery." "The land is not small." "From here to that mountain is over 59 acres." "What do you want to do with it?" "It's perfect for a resort." "The land here is about 25 grands an acre." "The cemetery may be cheaper." "It's hard to sell." "25 grands?" "59 acre is less than 1.5 million." "I offer the whole lot for 10 millions." "What?" "10 millions." "Oh, my god." "God your ass." "You, dick." "Who want to buy the cemetery?" "I can't tell." "It's confidential." "Otherwise, he won't buy." "Mr. Lur-lerd and his sister, right?" "No, father." "Will you sell it?" "You should sell." "Let's say..." "I million and 300 baht." "Please don't rush me." "Let me consult with the committee." "Why does everyone want to sell it?" "It's haunted." "The ghosts are fearsome." "They scare everyone away." "If we sell it, they would be gone." "The temple would get money." "It's a win-win." "Yes, and I don't understand." "Why you two don't want to sell it?" "Or afraid you don't have burial ground?" "That's enough!" "I vote against selling the cemetery." "No sale." "Whatever anybody says." "Jeab and Ja, did you buy things for me?" "So many." "This smells good." "I bought it for Lur-lerd." "Did you see him?" "Lur-lerd?" "Is that a man or a dog?" "A Bangkok man." "Very cute." "The one with the donation." "Who it that?" "Pueg." "The chimpface who drives an ancient Mercedes." "But acts like he's so modern." "Ah, that old damn car." "Yes." "Better off giving it to me." "That'd be a waste." "Posh!" "Pretty!" "One day you'll see." "Yes." "What's wrong?" "You blend in with the locals." "I want you all to mingle with the crowd." "Spread out." "For the good, help them if anything happens." "For the bad, scare them." "Okay." "Let me introduce the newcomer." "He's just dead, fresh and hot." "Tong Pantae." "Glad to join you." "Sit down." "Let's eat." "I'll go play game for beer." "Hurry up." "Aey, don't do this!" "Go eat somewhere else." "Why?" "I hate you." "Don't mess with me again." "Serve them right." "Boss, are you okay?" "Go!" "Jeab and Ja." "You, bitches." "Keiw, Pueg, let's go." "Yes sir." "An amulet stall." "Why do we feel no pain?" "All of amulets here is fake." "That's why." "Although, this one is authentic." "That's correct!" "What should we do?" "All that money..." "Down the drain because of those two." "I'm so mad at them." "That chief Dick wins the principal over." "Without Chief Dick, we'd be rich." "Easy." "I'm pissed for you." "What should we do now?" "That's easy." "Kill them." "Okay, get a hit man." "Don't mess it up." "Go on." "See you in half an hour." "Good." "You sneaked here to see these cheap twins." "How can you do this?" "Never thinking of me." "Please." "Don't please." "I'm not pleased." "I'll slap you, bitch." "What do you mean?" "I thought you're only his sister." "Yes, a sister-in-bed." "A sister-cum-wife." "Really?" "Lur-lerd." "Whoever mess with my man, die!" "You'll have to kill me first." "Is that crone really your wife?" "No, she's my sister." "She's insane but wouldn't take medication." "She claims every guy as her husband." "Her old age doesn't help either." "Where are you going?" "Don't grab my husband." "Get lost." "Your husband?" "Tell them." "Is it true?" "No, she is mental." "Who's mental?" "Speak up!" "We already agreed." "Please, be my sister." "Don't wreck the deal." "I'm really pissed." "L.O.V. E. = Pissed." "L.O.V. E. Love." "Oh, LOVE." "Take her to the padded cell." "Where?" "Pavilion." "Go rest at the pavilion." "L.O.V. E. Equals LOVE." "Love." "Vulture-food bitch." "Believe me." "Vultures would never touch her." "Please, wait for me here." "I'll be back." "Where?" "Just a minute." "I have to go." "I'll be waiting here." "Don't touch me!" "Okay, all right." "Be the card dealer here." "I'll tell Boss to increase 2 more boxes." "Are you happy?" "Sit down." "What?" "2 more boxes." "I'll take care of everything." "Don't worry." "I'll be the dealer." "No cap on your bet." "I'm the dealer here." "You wanna get slap?" "Go to the next one." "Okay, no touch." "Let me be the dealer." "I've got a lot of money." "I've got plenty." "No limit." "What are you looking for, Mr. Lur-lerd." "Oh, I'm just walking around." "Can you follow me this way?" "I have something to talk to you." "Can't we talk there?" "No." "It's a secret." "Just a minute." "This way please." "Poor me." "I missed the live folk band." "Buck." "You startle me." "I almost have a heart attack." "Did you see my dad?" "The principal?" "No." "Why?" "I can't find him and the chief anywhere." "What's wrong?" "I heard that Kumnan's crew going to kill them." "Kill them?" "Quiet!" "They will hear us!" "They really mean it?" "Right." "Spread out and look for them." "Meet me behind the temple in half an hour." "Right, okay." "I want your guarantee that you'd buy the land." "If I go ahead and you back out, I'll kill you." "I told you I'd buy it." "When the abbot agrees, I'll pay you right away." "However, I'll have to keep you here for awhile." "Until I clear it with the abbot." "I'll give you money." "Don't do this to me." "Relax." "It's just for tonight." "When it's done, I'll let you go." "That's it." "Easy." "What is this?" "I don't get it." "Why bring me into your room?" "If anything happens, we can't do anything." "It's for your own safety." "We know what a beast Kumnan is." "Hiding here wouldn't help anything." "He is persuading people to be on his side." "Pressuring the abbot to sell the cemetery." "I won't allow it." "I'll do whatever it takes to prevent it." "I'm not afraid to die." "Good things must come to good people." "Let's go." "Wait." "When will you be ready?" "When you leave the monkhood." "You're lucky I'm a monk." "If you're not a monk, you'd be in trouble." "Get the hell out of here!" "What are you doing, Yern?" "Killing you." "Kill us?" "Good, put them in the sack." "And follow me." "Quick, I found the Chief and the Principal." "Where?" "I told them to stay in the room but they left." "Kumnan's men hit them and kidnapped..." "Enough!" "Where did they go?" "To the cemetery." "It's too narrow." "Lengthwise is okay." "This one is good." "Don't just give orders." "Help us dig." "Don't complain." "It's exhausting." "Who did you say "just give orders"?" "You do." "I'm a foreman." "It's my job to order." "Everything must be perfect." "I'm a hit man, not an undertaker." "If I can dig it, I won't hire you." "Shut up and keep digging." "Come on." "Are you an ads man or something?" "I know you promote Red Carabao." "No." "Look-Toong!" "You're so cruel, burying people alive." "Who said that?" "Not me." "How about you?" "No." "Me neither." "It was me, Yern." "Oh, it was a ghost." "Ghost." "Ghost!" "Don't pull." "Don't pull." "That's not a rubber stick." "Ghost." "Help." "It's so stinky." "Everyone, listen to me." "Don't believe those corrupters." "They're thieves and liars." "The reason I won't sell the cemetery is..." "It's the home of our ancestor's spirits." "But they scare people away from the temple." "You shouldn't keep them here." "Yes." "It's because of them..." "We still have the 700-year-old golden Buddha." "We've never seen this golden Buddha." "You lied." "We don't believe you." "Liar." "If you don't believe me, ask Kumnan." "Is it true, Kumnan?" "Tell us the truth." "The abbot is lying." "Don't believe his words." "We should sell the cemetery, right?" "How do they get here?" "Get inside the temple." "Father, wait for me." "I'm a monk." "You're supposed to fear me." "Move." "A monk shouldn't run, you know?" "Calm down, everyone." "Don't be afraid." "Relax." "I'm here." "Your hand is good." "8, you win." "Don't peek at my cards!" "Ghost!" "Don't you dare lose and run." "Quick, place your bets." "What's the limit?" "No limit." "Place your bets." "Ghost!" "Ghost!" "We meet again." "You again?" "Now you know I have psychic powers." "You stare my eyes and can't do shit." "Your whole body is frozen." "And your life is in my hand." "Lur-lerd, I'll teach you a lesson." "You want to turn the cemetery into a resort." "You wanna hit me, right?" "What did you hit me for?" "I hit an ant on your face." "Oh, you can move when I look away." "You have a very strong mind." "All right, Lur-lerd." "Now you can't do shit to me." "Ha!" "Pick up that chair." "What?" "Your mind is that strong?" "Pick the chair up." "Good." "Pick it up." "You're powerless." "Sit down." "I'll tie you with my psychic power." "Hands together at your chest." "NamJim, where're you going?" "Are you gonna hurt me?" "Are you crazy?" "Nobody!" "I asked where are you going?" "Where did you hide the principal?" "I didn't." "I've been running from ghosts all night." "Confess or I'll strangle you to death." "You know, you have such a sweet mouth." "She threatened you!" "You're the daughter of my enemy." "Get her!" "Aren't these your entrails?" "Jan, your turn now." "You won't get away with it." "I'll get you back." "You!" "You think you're so great, huh?" "From now on, no ghost will come scare you." "They just wanna protect this ancient Buddha." "Their faith in Buddhism is greater than ours." "So, is there really a golden Buddha here?" "Yes, I won't lie to you." "It's a big sin." "Take a look here." "Wow!" "Gold is in your heart." "No treasure is greater than the Buddha's teachings." "If you want to have peaceful lives..." "Follow his teachings, you'll find true happiness." "Amen." "Dad!" "How are you?" "I've been looking for you." "My head hurts." "I got hit from behind." "Hilp!" "What?" "What happened, Principal?" "I don't know." "This morning I found them like this." "Father." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so greedy." "I fell so ashamed." "From now on, I'll befriend with the ghosts." "Good for you to realize that." "Me too, father." "I'll live here." "I won't go back to Bangkok." "Can I, Dad... oops..." "Principal?" "We're staying with Lur-lerd." "Right, Mr. Pued?" "Yes, Mr. Poo." "As a Kumnan of Nern-Yai-Oom..." "I'm a man enough to admit my wrongdoing." "And I'll resign from my post." "If you resign, I will resign too." "What will you do for a living after that?" "Replacing you as a Kumnan." "I'll try not to lose it, Son." "Good." "Everything has its own way." "The cemetery must be with the temple." "It's rubbish to turn a cemetery into a resort." "Our hands stick together." "Can you help us?" "Think about the good deeds and I'll help you." "Presto!" "They're all separated." "That's better." "Ed, you didn't think about good deeds!" "Dad, I'm your son." ""Please be seated." "There're the outtake in the end"" "I wanna inform all the ghosts and people..." "That my son is now Chief of the village." "Apart from my son being Chief..." "Let's congratulate the new Kumnan, Lur-lerd." "If everyone is happy..." "Humans won't be nut, ghosts wont be crazy." "The cemetery won't be such a mess." "I wish both humans and ghosts happiness." "About the cleansing of the cemetery..." "When is it, Father?" "I'm in charge of national security right now." "I want all ghosts to live in harmony." "Act according to the principles." "Behave within the good boundaries." "Be ethical." "Don't go scare people." "Scarring is stupid." "Running away is crazy." "Scarring and running is stupid and crazy." "No more please." " Where did you get that?" " From the kid." "Accident." "Light and sound." "What sound?" "Light and sound, dimwit!" "Everybody knows this is a family symbol." "Stiffed arm." "I know this story well." "But I just wanna know who he is?" "I'm not your masseur." "You embarrass me!" "Nine points." "I get double!" "Judo, Jujitsu, Sojitso, Karate." "I master them all." "What is "Do-Shit-Suck"?" "What?" "White hair!" "Of course." "I'll kick and burst your boobs!" "My boobs are authentic." "Authentic!" "Can you piss standing?" "What happened to your slippers?" "I have another pair at home just like this." "Will I have a bloody shit?" "Just bang your tummy with hers." "Don't." "I'm gonna be sick." "My boss wants to buy your virginity." "How much?" "Dog breath!" "I'm wasted." "What are you doing?" "Shut up." "How can you say that, huh?" "Be careful of his legs."