"Subtitles by Aaslund" "(Music)" "Thanks for yesterday" "And thank you." "So, what do you think?" "Ask her yourself, you're probably sitting right next to eachother." "At first she though he was in the middle of a jump." "Does it have to be so goddamn difficult to get the paper delivered to the door." " Call them." " Call them?" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "You're the customer, you have the power." "Call them!" "They bring it to my door, and I live on the fifth." "It's a waste of money!" "Nobody cares about an old man like me." "But I did get a workout." "So move!" "Bergesen..." "Oh yeah..." "Yes, yes." "How many?" "Two on the right and one on the left, I'm tired today." " Damn!" " Ok?" "Ah!" "Ah, shit." "It was actually really nice." "If you can say that about an evening that ends with having a door slammed in your face." " Sorry." "There's no way that would work." " Do you think he'll call?" " Do you really want him to?" " Some form of response would be nice." "He replied on you text?" "He picked up the tab?" "Then that covers my brothers entire span of emotions." "No..." "There is something more to him." " There is something special about him." " It's called valium." " No..." " Yes." "But thanks for trying." "I'm not quitting now." "You're brother is going down." " Down?" " Yes, my god." "He needs to be fucked." " That's a very disturbing image." " Fucked?" "Your brother getting fucked?" " Nothing?" " No, you're just a little red." "Clear eyes." "Why don't you just tell him to stop with that newspaper thing?" "It makes him so happy." "Napkin." "Really, why are you working here?" "You're smart enough to do anything." "Too many questions." "You just treat the people who need it." " Yes." "This is your first time." " Yes." "My, how talkative you got all of a sudden." " I didn't really want to come here." " No..." "The husband rarely does." "Since it is your first time," " I could start by telling you some about yourselves." "You, Karin, want to get married." "And you, Thomas, think that's a bad idea." "Correct?" "You have kids, maybe?" "Karin wants another one." "You do not, Thomas." "Karin is trying to keep it lighthearted." "Trying to say that getting married is something one should do at least once in one's life" "But you'd rather keep all doors open, Thomas." "There are a couple of ladies you'd like to "do" before you lose your hair." "You, Karin, feel that getting married gets you closer to the goal,  which is having another kid." "It's rather urgent, as you are getting old." "There." "That was that then." "Maybe you can take over?" "Was that it?" " He never touches me anymore." " Yes, I do!" "You don't." "You don't touch me." "We don't have sex anymore." "What am I supposed to think?" " Is there somthing wrong with me?" " No!" "So what is it?" "I've had this conversation a hundred times." "I can't do another one!" "Very good, Thomas." "Hold that thought." "Malin." "Can you come in here with another wet cloth?" "My eyes are a bit swollen." "Thank you." "Ok." "Back to us again." "Have you considered that your relationship might just be empty?" "That it's over?" "What do you think about marriage?" " Now, we're not here to talk about me." " I don't give a damn." "If you're going to help us, I need to know that you're not biased." "Well..." "When you live alone, you're exactly as happy as you yourself are." "When you live with someone, you share the mood of the person with the worst mood." "When it comes to marriage, I find it pointless to give away half your freedom  without there being any gain in the end." " What's a relationship supposed to be like then?" " I have no opinion about that." "But what I can tell you, is that most well functioning relationships  aren't based on love, but on bad conscience and guilt." "Love goes in waves." "Guilt is constant." "Even." "If you feel you owe the other person something for sins you've committed,  it's easier to go the extra mile to make the other person happy." "Infidelity has kept many relationships alive." "Aren't you worried, leaving Theo alone in the store?" "The possibility is there to empty the register to try to impress a girl." "You'd do some serious damage if you had a penis..." "We both had penises once." "Remember?" "When we were 19-20." "Feeling like you could do anything." "You're confusing penis with balls." "Courage has nothing to do with the penis." "I've been thinking, that when Theo moves out, I'm just gonna get on a train  without knowing where it's going." " I've been on that train." "All I am left with, I can fit in a bag." "You have a home." "A son." "You've got nothing to complain about." "(phone)" " Except for that ringtone of yours." " It's not a ringtone, it's a reminder." "Theo put it in there just to be an ass." " Why are you calling Dag?" " I've booked him an appointment with a psychologist." "I'm reminding him." "It's not a psychologist, but an emotional consultant." "Oh dear." "He just needed a shoulder to cry on." " Your sister called." " About the therapy appointment?" "I don't know anything about that." "You have to call her, or she'll come up here." "Persistence." "I have to put that into her journal." "You're not keeping a journal on your sister?" "You are!" "Therapy might not be such a bad idea for you." "(sobbing)" "I have to go home." "Cancel the rest of the appointments, will you?" " All of them?" " All of them." " What am I supposed to say?" " Say that if they need a shrink,  they're better off spending the money on an apt-for-sale ad and a fifth-wheel." " You're sick, call back next week?" " Yes." "Say exactly that to Marianne aswell." " Good bye." " Bye, bye." "(sobbing)" "Oh my." "You poor thing." "There, there..." "Come with me, I'll get you a cup of tea" "You can take the cup home with you." "Do you want that?" "What is it that's so horrible you need a shoulder to cry on?" " Mommy..." " Mommy was it?" "Oh my!" "(knocking on the door)" "Do you have any valium?" " How did you get in?" " I followed the old man downstairs." " I usually buy from you." " I know." "But I don't have any." "And I know you do." "I'm just going into the hallway." "Wait here." "No, no, no..." "Let me introduce you to Kung Fu Panda." "Beautiful!" "What happened to Snoopy?" "Snoopy didn't want to talk to me anymore." " Nice panda." " Yeah." " Kung Fu." " Yes, I know." "You got a bit smittened by that girl you saw last?" " Eva?" " Yes." "You let her into the hallway." "It took me three years." "You want to talk about what's bothering you?" "I'm going to have to listen to it anyways?" "I don't know..." "It's not a lot of fun." "It usually isn't." "For you." "You could talk to the panda." "He's a very good listener." "I was on a job yesterday." "ln Fredrikstad." "In the wintertime it's like Bagdad during a curfew." "I stopped by the hotelbar." "Hey, a whisky." "You're so unbelievably pretty." " You're not from around here, are you?" " No." "Maybe you recognize me?" "I'm Kai from "Lange flate ballær"." "Here you are, honey." "I've been looking all over for you." "I'm sitting over here." "Hello." "Hi, it's a pleasure." "Benedikt." "Line." "Thanks." "I think." " It looked like you were struggling a bit." " It got to be a bit much." "It's a global cult." "The Blazermen." "Watch out for those guys." "Burgundy is the worst." "It's the black belt of blazers." "Comb-over is a requirement." "It wasn't that bad." " I'm just trying to make myself look better." " You're a pretty different guy." "In a good way, I hope?" "Hey, we have to use my room." "I can't let Bjørnar be alone." "He's been to the doctor today." "He get's so scared if he wakes up." "He was so happy, he got a small toy." "Relax, he's sleeping." "(trumpet sounds)" "You were fucking with a mongo in the room?" "Mentally challenged." "Fucking hell." "Do you have a blanket?" " I would have done this so much better than you." " Be my guest!" "You know what I mean." "You've been nagging your brother all day." "You can't say it's idiocy sending Dag to therapy." "He's happy." "Got his own system." "So did Rain man." "You should thank me." "His system..." "Your chances are like zero." "Make it a challenge all you want." "I'm going to give you a fair offer." "You know he's not going to go." "If I can get him to go to therapy, I don't have to pay  if I can't get him into bed on the next date." "How are you going to get him to go on a new date?" "I'll make him go to therapy." "That appointment is in 50 minutes." "Good luck!" "Get over here." "Hello." "Wait a second." " Do you have another pillow?" " Why?" " Hi." " Hi." " Can I come in?" " I've just made some coffee." " Ok." "Perfect." " I think you misunderstand." "I have to drink it while it's hot." "So I'm gonna have to go in and drink it." " So you don't offer your guests coffee?" " Just give up." "He's not going to let you in." "Benedikt is more of a beer- whiskey- and trumpet-kind of guy." "And he is an israeli border guard and the world is Palestine." " But it's warm under this blanket." " Hey?" "Get out." "But..." "Just wait here, I'll get us a couple of cups." " Here you are." " Thank you." " It was nice last time." " Yes." "Well, I'm not here to chit-chat." "I know you hate it." "You have a therapy appointment in half-an-hour." "Your sister has already paid the $350." "But that doesn't mean there isn't a a hint of gentleman left in you.." "That's a noble thought." "I think I know what the therapist is going to say." "And I haven't asked my sister for help either." "She thinks I have a problem because she think's we're exactly alike." "Something we are, but not exactly in that area." "Which is togetherness?" ""Togetherness" is a loaded expression." "Kind of like "couples dinner"." "Can't you just go, for me?" "So I look like a good girl?" "That was deliciously manipulativ of you." "So you're going?" "Mentally I've been on this couch since I was 11." "I've turned over every stone in my head for 28 years  to find a better alternative." "Why do they choose a sofa?" "I've always thought you're sharper when sitting in a chair." "My relationship with my own therapy is "quiet waters are best for rowing"." "If the water is great for rowing and swimming, why stir up mud from the bottom." "I'm doing just fine." "Why in the world did I just say all that?" "I honestly don't know what I'm doing here." "What do you think?" "Is that all you've got?" "It was my sister." "I didn't want to let her down." " Why not?" " She's my sister, ok?" " Does the dog have to be this close?" " Is it bothering you?" " Yes, it's just a little close." " Does closeness frighten you?" "Listen, quiz master." "I know what you're doing." "My sister has said that I isolate myself from others, especially women." "My "loneliness", as she calls it, isn't rooted in anxiety or traumas." "I don't want to afflict traumas to myself or to others." "If you are supreme, you yourself has consensus on what you feel." "You don't have to consider anyone else, or be dragged down." " You are, in other words, afraid of closeness." " No." " But it scares you." " Listen!" "It's a choice!" "The same as moving in with someone, or getting married!" "Or to get a dog." "Which is maybe the most cowardly of all, letting you boss around another creature." " Do you notice you're getting angry?" " No!" " I think you are." " Ok then." "Say or do the very first thing that comes to you." " No!" " You have a problem." "You're not connected to your own emotions." "I want you to say or do the first thing that comes to you." " No!" " Do it!" "Do it!" "There." "(she's crying)" "Sorry." "I'm sure it'll be just fine." "If you don't open up to others, you'll never experience this kind of sadness." "Here's my card." "Call me if you need anything."