"Neither sleet, nor rain, nor snow  can stop Yankee Doodle Pigeon from his appointed rounds." "But Dick Dastardly's Vulture Squadron is determined to try." "This time, with Klunk's giant eggbeater contraption  in Operation Pigeon Scramble." "Here comes that doomed dumbhead pigeon." "Now to force him into the giant eggbeater." "He's heading right for the trap." "Hey, Klunk, turn it on, full speed!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Muttley, do something!" "Oh, dear." "Oh, my." "I can't bear to look." "It's worth a medal, Muttley!" "Two medals!" "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Help!" "Forget it, Muttley." "You're too late." "Drat you all." "You couldn't crack an egg, much less catch a pigeon." "Oh, yes, General." "What?" "Today?" "The General is on his way over here." "He wants to see the captured pigeon in person." "What'll we do?" "How should I know?" "Nothing we've tried so far has worked." "Well, don't just stand there, Klunk, invent something." "Got it, chief." "We can:" "What did he say?" "What did he say?" "Well, he said, "If we don't catch Yankee Doodle Pigeon we just show the General this substitute pigeon."" "Remember, I go back to central casting unharmed." "It's in the contract." "Klunk, I've got to admit, this birdbrained idea of yours just might work." "It's Operation Pigeon Hash." "I'll cut him off and then chase him into our pigeon pulverizer." "Klunk, Zilly, now!" "Oh, no!" "Drat." "Uh-oh." "The General's here, and no Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Come on, now." "It's time for you to go into your act." "I was magnificent in Snow White and the Seven Pigeons." "Yoo-hoo, General." "Here's Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "See?" "Now you can leave." "Thank you, General." "I'll clap him in chains right away." "Have a good trip back." "Just send the check to my agent." " Oh, no." " Who was that no-talent, two-bit player?" "Yes, I know, General." "He escaped, but we'll have him back in a jiffy." "Remember, I get overtime." "Okay, men." "It's time for Operation Ding Dong." "Stop that pigeon!" "Attaboy, Ding Dong." "Let him have it!" "Gently, little pal, gently." "Why don't you put me down like a good guy, huh?" "Muttley, do something!" "I'll give you a gold medal!" "Drat and double drat." "Look, General, we caught that Yankee Doodle Pigeon again." "I'll see to it that he's put in solitary confinement right away." "Say, did you see me in My Fair Birdie?" "I was terrific." "Oh, no." "Not again." "That bit player lacks talent." "Sorry, General, but the pigeon escaped again." "You mean you want me to dive after that pigeon from that?" "But, chief, we'Il:" "What did you say?" "He sounds like a director I once knew." "He says not to worry." "We'll be flying this tub under you all the time." "Well, okay." "But I think we're forgetting something." "You know, this silly idea might just work." "Got him!" "We did it!" "We finally did it!" "We stopped the pigeon!" "Uh-oh." "Now I remember." "I can't swim." "Muttley, help!" "Muttley!" "A bit on the melodramatic side, I'd say." "Oh, dear." "Well, do something." "No, no, not a towel, you dumbhead." "Well, you goofed it again, you dumbheads." "Let's hope this pigeon routine works again." "Just one more time, yeah." "Look, General here he is again." "But, General, we..." "Sorehead!" "Oh, no you don't." "That's not the part I signed up for." "I quit." "You'll hear from my agent about this." "Listen, you can't quit." "We're not through with you." "Oh, no?" "I forgot to tell you, I'm also a karate expert." "But, General, let me explain." "Muttley!" "Save me!" "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "This is the peaceful little village of Dunkleville where nothing exciting ever happens." "But wait a minute." "What's this, an earthquake?" "That's no earthquake." "That's a sonic boom caused by Dick Dastardly and his Vulture Squadron  trying to catch Yankee Doodle Pigeon for the umpteenth time." "This is the umpteenth and one time." "But we'll get him this time or my name isn't Dick Dastardly." "Ready with the stereophonic super high-fidelity bird caller, Klunk?" " Ready." " Start the birdcalls!" "When Yankee Doodle Pigeon hears the mating call of the yellow-breasted sapsucker he'll fly back to investigate, and we'll grab him." "Shoo." "Beat it." "Get out of here." "Stop the birdcalls!" "Stop the birdcalls!" "Klunk, you birdbrain, this idea is for the birds." "Wait till you see the next... idea I've got." "And pray tell me, what's this monstrosity?" "That's my:" "Your what?" "He said, that's his flying pigeon packaging plant." "How does it work?" "Watch, I'll demonstrate with this... toy pigeon." "Packaged pigeon, eh?" "Klunk, you're a genius." "And so, for the umpteenth time plus two  the Vulture Squadron attempts to stop the pigeon." "Here he comes, Klunk." "Get the machine started." "This I gotta see." "Take over the controls, Muttley." "Muttley, come back with that airplane!" "Help!" "Let me out of here!" "Stop the machine!" "Let me out of here, and that's an order!" "Muttley, do something!" "Undaunted by the momentary setback in plans  Klunk snaps back into action with his turboprop crop-duster." "How are we supposed to stop a pigeon with this airborne picnic basket, superbrain?" "Easy." "We... sandbag him." "Here he comes." "Grab a... sandbag." "Sandbags away!" "You knucklehead!" "The sandbags were the only thing holding this... balloon down." "Now, don't tell me, let me guess." "It's an atomic-powered, synchromeshed, hydromatic popcorn popper." "Nope." "It's a... weather machine." "A weather machine?" "Well, I was close." "How do you expect to stop a pigeon with a weather machine, you bubblehead?" "Easy... watch." "Not even a... duck could fly in weather like... that." "It's just kooky enough to work." "And so, equipped with Klunk's weather machine  the Vulture Squadron once again takes to the air  in pursuit of Yankee Doodle Pigeon for the umpteenth and..." "Oh, who 's keeping count anymore?" "Hello?" "Oh, hello, General." "You bet your sweet pension we're going to get that pigeon." "With a weather machine." "No, sir." "No, not feather machine, weather machine." "W, like in "Walter."" "No, sir, it's not a Walter machine." "A feather machine." "Weather machine." "Who's got a mouth full of mush?" "Here comes the... pigeon." "Start the Walter machine!" "The weather machine!" "I ought to have you and your weather machine court-martialed for aiding and abetting the enemy." "Namely, Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "It'll work better this time." "I made a few... minor adjustments." " And so for the umpteenth and..." " Oh, dry up." "Who's keeping score." "Oh, flying by yourself so you'll be away from all the danger, eh?" "No, smart aleck." "I'm flying alone so I can get a better view of what's going on." "Here comes the pigeon." "Start your weather machine, Klunk!" "Think I'll try a... hailstorm this time." "Oh, no!" "Shoo, shoo, go away!" "Come again some other day." "Hailstones bigger than baseballs!" "Help!" "If you can't run that machine right, Klunk, let someone up there who can." "Be my... guest, sir." " He pushed the cyclone button." " Oh, no." "How do you shut this... thing off?" "Somebody do something!" "I am." "I'm getting dizzy." "Me too." "Hello, General?" "Just called to say that we might be AWOL for a month or two." "Where are we?" "Well, just offhand, I'd say we're about 13,000 miles east of Albuquerque." "That's as the pigeon flies." " What about this car, chief?" " It's my own private car." " What about down below?" " That's my private coach." " What about the bridge?" " That's my private..." "What bridge?" "Oh, that bridge." "Play ball!" " I got it." " I got it." "Muttley still has to tag home plate." "You're out!" "I want a good wash job on my car, Muttley." "The General is going to use it tonight." "And the favorite for today's race, in car 13  the world's greatest racecar driver, Barney Muttley." "You're washed up, Muttley." "I'm going to win this race, understand?" " Dick Dastardly." "Gentlemen, start your engines." "A little dust in the eyes should do the trick." " Can't see." "Now, to win the race." "I've heard of drag racing, but this is ridiculous." "With two laps to go, Muttley is in the lead." "He won't have the lead after he pulls in for this pit stop." " Pit stop?" "...cheater." " How does it feel to be a loser?" "One lap to go, and Dick Dastardly has the lead." "Wait." "Muttley is coming up fast." "Muttley wins it!" "Thanks, Muttley." "Whenever I wash my car, it always rains." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"