"ÄãÖªµÀÏÖÔÚ"¹ÄÜ·´"ÚµÄ°É?" "Ê²Ã´?" "ÎÒ°®Äã" "ÎÒ°®Äã µÈµÈ!" "µÈ~~~µÈ!" "ÎÒ--ÎÒµÄÒþÐÍÑÛ¾µ" "ÎÒºÈÁËÄãµÄÒþÐÍÑÛ¾µ?" "Ã"ÓÐÑÛ¾µ ÎÒ"ù±¾µÈÓÚÏ¹×Ó!" "ÄãÔõÃ´Ñù "ï¼Æ?" "ÎÒÊÇJohnny" "Å¶ ºÙ ÄãÔõÃ´Ñù?" "ºÜ¸ßÐË¼ûµ½Äã" "¿¿ ÎÒÒÔÇ°¸úËýÕæË¬ÍáÁË" "Ð¡Ê¯Áñ"¨--·Ç³£µÄ..." "ÓÐÒâË¼" "Äã²""áÔÙ¼ûµ½Õâ¸öÁË" "Francis ÎÒÃÇÕâ±ß¿ÖÅÂÓÖ³ö×´¿öÁË" "=·çÈíFRM×ÖÄ"×é=- ·­Òë/Ð£¶Ô:°²ÄÈ¸â Ê±¼äÖá:huangtianyu" "Äã¿Ï¶¨ÄÜ¿´¼û ÊÇÒ"¸ö´ó°×ÕÊÅñ ßÀ Æä-ÆäÊµËãÊÇÄÌÓÍÉ"..." "±ð¸úÎÒÕâÃ´Ëµ"°" "ÎÒÂíÉÏ¾ÍÒª¿ªÊ¼ÂîÈËÁË" "Ìý×Å³¤¹Ù ÎÒ" "ßÀ ÎÒµÄÒâË¼ÊÇ ÎÒÔÚ¶ñ×÷¾ç" "Äã¼Ò±ùÏäÊÇ²"ÊÇÌÓÅÜÁË?" "¿ìÈ¥×·°¡ ¹þ¹þ¹þ" "WE'RE GOING TO GET GRANDMA!" "I JUST PE SHE DOESN'T STINK." "ÔÚÎÒÆäËû¸Ð¹ÙÌØ±ðÃô¸ÐµÄÊ±ºò ÀÏÈËµÄÎ¶µÀ¼òÖ±ÒªÎÒÃü" "MAN, JUST THINKING ABOUT IT" "MAKES ME SMELL IT." "SKOBO, HAVE YOU MET ALICE'S GRANDMOTHER?" "GRANDMOTHER!" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS." "WHO IS THIS CHARMING YOUNG MAN?" "THIS IS JAY SKOBINSKY, MY BEST MAN." "I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE AIRPORT SCREWUP." "DON'T BE." "I TOOK A CAB." "I'D HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER," "BUT THERE WAS THIS BIG, WHITE THING WRAPPED AROUND A TRUCK." "OH." "WELL, ANYWAY..." "THIS NICE, YOUNG, FOREIGN FELLOW DROVE ME," "AND I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE ME OFF ABOUT TWO BLOCKS DOWN THE ROAD," "SO HE WON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." "WHERE'S JANIE?" "OH, WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE." "GRANDMA'S A RACIST." "LITTLE BIT." "HI, MOM." "I'M JUST SO GLAD" "THAT YOU COULD BE HERE EIGHT HOURS BEFORE THE WEDDING," "SO THAT WE COULD HAVE THE WHOLE AFTERNOON" "TO SPEND TOGETHER, BUT YOU KNOW," "I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS." "OUR TENT IS GONE." "WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED." "I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD." "HMM." "LORNA!" "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT TENT?" "I SEE." "AND THERE'S NOTHING ELSE?" "EVERY TENT IN THE COUNTY HAS BEEN RENTED OUT" "TO THE RUPPART/CHENOWITH WEDDING." "THOSE PEOPLE AGAIN." "THE ONLY THING AVAILABLE WOULD BE AN EXTERMINATOR'S TENT," "BUT THOSE TEND TO LOOK LIKE CIRCUS TENTS..." "WHICH IS ANOTHER WAY TO GO." "THE PROBLEM THERE IS" "THEY ATTRACT STRAGGLERS." "LISTEN TO ME." "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE," "BUT YOU ARE GOING TO FIND ME A TENT." "DO YOU HEAR ME?" "STEVE!" "WE ARE IN CRISIS HERE." "I NEED YOU TO HELP ME FIND A TENT." "BUT OF COURSE THERE ARE NOT TENTS." "WOW." "WOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL, UH, THORNY PROBLEM." "HONEY, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP, BUT I HAVE TO PICK UP MY TUX." "YEAH." "I'VE, UH, PUT IT OFF FAR TOO LONG." "THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS MY TUXEDO, UH, STRESSING YOU OUT" "WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO SOLVE THIS, UH, THIS TENT PROBLEM." "DANNY!" "ROUND UP THE BOYS!" "WE'RE GOING TO THE TUX SHOP." "I-I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "DANNY!" "LET ME JUST..." "WHAT?" "FOLLOW ME." "WE'RE LEAVING.JUST ACT NATURAL." "NO, NO, NO.THAT IS ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE." "I--STEVE!" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "OH, I AM SORRY." "THIS IS TIME-SENSITIVE." "CAN I SPEAK TO DINA, PLEASE?" "LET'S GO, DANNY." "BUT--BUT MY DAD WON'T BE BACK FROM SPIN CLASS" "FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR." "NO!" "NO!" "DON'T YOU PUT ME ON HOLD." "THIS TENT THING IS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE." "WE HAVE TO MOVE NOW." "LET'S GO." "STAY CLOSE." "OH, THANK GOD." "OH, THANK GOD." "WHAT?" "WE HAVE A TENT." "OH, WE DO!" "YES, WE DO!" "NOW IF YOU COULD RELAX YOUR GRIP JUST A LITTLE BIT." "OH." "JUST A LITTLE-- JUST PULL IT UP." "CAN YOU DO FLOPPY FINGERS LIKE THAT?" "HANG ON.THANK GOD THAT'S OVER." "THE GIRL TOOK MY PURSE!" "MOM, IT'S RIGHT HERE." "OH, THERE IT IS." "WELL, I'M SO GLAD" "THAT I COULD BE HERE WITH YOU, DEAR." "YOU KNOW, MY BIGGEST REGRET IS THAT DADDY COULDN'T HANG ON" "TO SEE HIS GRANDDAUGHTER GET MARRIED." "WELL, THAT AND FALL COLORS AT A SUMMER WEDDING." "HI, GRANDMA." "OH, ALICE." "YOU LOOK LOVELY." "AND, BECCA, YOU'RE HERE, TOO." "YEAH." "WHY DON'T YOU STAY AND HAVE TEA WITH US?" "OH, WE'D LOVE TO." "YEAH, MAN, BUT, UH," "WE GOTTA GO UPSTAIRS" "AND PACK ALICE FOR HER HONEYMOON." "THEN LET ME GIVE YOU SOME GRANDMOTHERLY ADVICE." "THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY." "PROMISE ME YOU'LL SAVOR IT TO THE FULLEST." "I WILL, GRANDMA." "IT'LL BE THE LAST HAPPY DAY OF YOUR LIFE." "EW." "EDIBLE PANTIES FROM YOUR BRIDAL SHOWER." "THESE THINGS ARE SO TACKY." "YOU CAN HAVE 'EM." "THANK YOU." "MAN, THIS ROOM." "OH, RICHARD GRIECO FROM "21 JUMP STREET."" "BOY, YOU BACKED THE WRONG HORSE." "GOD, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN IN HERE" "SINCE I USED TO KICK YOUR BUTT ON "HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO"" "WHEN WE WERE KIDS." "REMEMBER?" "VAGUELY." "SHUT UP!" "I THOUGHT YOU BROKE THAT" "WHEN YOU THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM AND STOMPED ON IT." "I GOT A NEW ONE." "AND I GOT A LOT BETTER." "WOW." "YOU' STILL NOT OVER THIS." "YEAH, BECCA." "IT'S MY WEDDING DAY." "I THINK I HAVE A FEW MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT" "BESIDES A STUPID BOARD GAME..." "I'M PINK." "I'M ALWAYS PINK." "IT'S MY WEDDING." "THAT WENT QUICK." "NO WAY THEY SOLVED THAT TENT PROBLEM YET." "HEY!" "FLRING." "WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT." "YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THIS STUFF" "THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE OAK, ONLY IT'S--IT'S NOT OAK." "I'D RATHER CHECK THAT OUT." "WHAT?" "WHAT IS IT?" "STRIP CLUB, AND IT'S OPEN." "DANNY, I HEARD YOU NEVER HAD A BACHELOR PARTY." "WASN'T REALLY INTO IT." "DANNY'S PENIS WAS UNDER LOCK AND KEY," "BUT THERE IS NO SIGN /EOF THE WARDEN NOW." "I SAY WE GIVE THIS FINE YOUNG MAN" "A PROPER BACHELOR PARTY." "I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS." "YOU KNOW, NOT ON MY WEDDING DAY." "YEAH, WE REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME." "OH, COME ON, STEVE." "NO ONE EVER SAID ON THEIR DEATHBED," ""I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WATCHING STRIPPERS."" "AM I RIGHT, FRED?" "UH..." "YOU KNOW ME." "I LOVE THE NAKED LADIES." "THE MORE NAKED, THE BETTER." "HEY, I'VE GOT THE CAR KEYS, AND I'M GOING IN, FELLAS." "AND I THOUGHT THIS DAY WAS GONNA SUCK." "I SUPPOSE YOU WANNA GO IN THERE, TOO." "NO, NOT ME." "MNH-MNH." "LET ME ASSURE YOU, STEVE," "THE ONLY NAKED WOMAN I WANNA SEE IS YOUR DAUGHTER." "TINA." "SO NICE TO SEE YOU." "HOW ARE THINGS OVER AT THE, UH, RUPPART/CHENOWITH WEDDING?" "CAN'T REALLY CHITCHAT, LORNA." "I'VE GOTTA GET BACK" "AND COORDINATE THE STEALTH BOMBER FLYOVER." "ON THE PHONE YOU MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT BUERFLIES." "TELL ME ABOUT THE TENT FIRST." "IT'S ONE OF OUR MEDIA TENTS." "HIGHEST QUALITY." "YOU KNOW MY STANDARDS." "I HAVE TO CRAM" "THE PRINT PRESS IN WITH THE ELECTRONIC PRESS," "BUT THEY EXPECT TO BE ABUSED ANYWAY." "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?" "5,000 ALBINO MONARCH BUTTERFLIES," "TO BE RELEASED AT "I DO."" "DONE." "I'LL SEND DIEGO WITH A TRUCK." "OKAY." "IT'S A DEAL." "SO HOW ARE YOU?" "HOW'S DAVID?" "I-I STILL HAVE SOME OF HIS THINGS." "WE GOT ENGAGED." "OH." "SO I SEE HE WORKED THROUGH HIS COMMITMENT ISSUES." "THAT'S GREAT." "UM." "WELL, I WILL BE COMPLETELY PROFESSIONAL" "IF YOU NEED A COORDINATOR." "GET REAL, LORNA." "YOU LOST A TENT." "I THOUGHT YOU AND DADDY WERE SO HAPPY." "HE WAS HAPPY ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US." "BUT HE WAS SUCH A WONDERFUL MAN" "AND A GREAT FATHER." "AND HE TOOK ME EVERYWHERE" "TO RIDING LESSONS, SWIMMING CLASSES," "BALLET LESSONS THREE TIMES A WEEK." "UH-HUH." "THAT'S WHERE HE MET THE WHORE." "MADAME GENEVIEVE?" "SHE WAS MARRIED AND" "OH.HE SLEPT WITH ALL OF THEM" "YOUR SWIMMING TEACHER, YOUR RIDING INSTRUCTOR." "NOT MY SOFTBALL COACH." "NO." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." "AND YOU KEPT THIS SECRET ALL THESE YEARS?" "MY GOD, MOM." "WHY TELL ME NOW?" "EVER SINCE YOUR FATHER DIED," "I'VE STARTED TELLINTHE TRUTH." "LIFE'S TOO SHORT." "AND BY THE WAY, THAT NECKLACE LOOKS HIDEOUS." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SEQUOIA." "FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DANCES, YOUR NAME'S ALICE." "MMM." "EVEN SMELLS HOT IN HERE." "OH, THAT'S MY COLOGNE, ACTUALLY." "YEAH, NO, I JUST SPRITZ A LITTLE BIT IN THE AIR" "AND WALK RIGHT THROUGH." "THIS IS NOT THAT GOOD." "OH, GIVE 'EM A BREAK." "THEY'RE MORNING STRIPPERS." "ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE MY EYES." "TELL ME WHAT I'M SEEING." "WELL, SHE'S REALLY PRETTY." "GOT AN AQUILINE NOSE, GRACEFUL NECK," "ALABASTER SKIN..." "NAILS ARE FAKE, THOUGH." "FREDDY, I'M A SIMPLE MAN." "TELL ME ABOUT HER BOOBS." "THEY'RE REALLY HOT." "I KNEW IT!" "I LOVE HOT BOOBS." "OKAY." "TELL ME ABOUT HER POLE WORK." "IS SHE REALLY INTO IT," "OR IS SHE JUST PHONING IT IN?" "'CAUSE I HATE THAT." "WE'RE A GO ON THE SWAP." "I--I'MORRY, FRANCIS," "BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP THE TEMPERATURE IN THE TRUCK" "VERY COOL FOR OUR LILE WINGED FRIENDS." "WELL, PUT YOUR TURTLE IN THE FRONT CABIN" "IF YOU THINK HE'S UNCOMFORTABLE." "OH, LOOK!" "I WIN AGAIN..." "AND WITH GREEN HIPPO, EVEN." "WHAT IS THAT," "LIKE, UM..." "TEN IN A ROW?" "GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, EXCEPT, UM..." "GUESS MY HIPPO WAS HUNGRIER." "I DON'T GET IT!" "I'VE BEEN PRACTICING AND PRACTICING!" "HOW DO YOU PRACTICE "HUNGRHUNGRY HIPPOS"?" "OKAY, SET 'EM UP." "WE'RE GOING AGAIN." "AND THIS TIME, I'M THE GREEN HIPPO." "NO." "IT'S NOT EVEN A GAME." "THERE'S NO COMPETITION." "I ACTUALLY THINK YOU GOT WORSE." "WHAT IF I MADE IT INTERESTING?" "WHAT, DO YOU WANNA PLAY FOR YOUR WEDDING PRESENTS?" "YES, I DO." "RACK 'EM." "BEFORE I SPEAK, I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU" "THAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO ANYTHING TO GET THE TENT," "AND I HAVE THAT ON TAPE." "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SLEPT WITH ALL THOSE WOMEN." "OH, GOD." "UM..." "WELL, MEN LL BE MEN." "AND HEY!" "WE HAVE A TENT." "WHOO-HOO!" "OF COURSE, EVERYTHING HAS A PRICE." "IT'S THE BUTTERFLIES." "WE HAD TO GIVE UP THE BUTTERFLIES" "TO GET THE TENT," "SO NOW THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING TO RELEASE" "AS A SYMBOL OF THEIR ASCENDANT LOVE." "I DO THINK THAT THEIR LOVE WILL STILL ASCEND." "LORNA, DIDOU EVER TAKE BALLET LESSONS?" "OH, YOU'RE IN A FUNNY PLACE." "UM, NO." "UH, BALLET CLASS WAS FULL." "I TOOK CLOGGING CLASS, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE SHOES." "I USED SOUP CANS ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET," "AND I GOT KICKED OUT FOR TEARING UP THE FLOOR." "SO HOW ABOUT, UH, THOSE BUTTERFLIES?" "U'RE IN CHARGE." "I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER." "I'M IN CHARGE." "STEVE, YOU'RE A BRAIN SURGEON." "YOU KNOW THAT "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND"" "WHERE THEY ALL SWITCH BRAINS?" "HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE FROM THAT KIND OF TECHNOLOGY?" "IS THAT YOUR LIFETIME?" "MY LIFETIME?" "I THINK WE NEED TO GET BACK." "WELL, I DON'T WANNA IN THERE AND GET THEM," "AUSE THEY'RE JUST GONNA SHOVE A BEER IN MY FACE" "AND TELL EVERYBODY THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED," "AND..." "YOU KNOW, I DO NOT WANT A STRIPPER" "IN MY LAP ON MY WEDDING DAY." "SO THEY REALLY DANCE IN YOUR LAP?" "HOW LONG WOULD THEY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" "STEVE, HAVE--HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB?" "I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS." "ARE THEY TOTALLY NUDE?" "I REFER YOU TO THE SIGN." "ALL RIGHT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO IN THERE AFTER THEM," "I WILL." "ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE FRIENDS." "WAKE UP." "OH, LOOK AT YOU." "YOU'RE ALL SO TUCKERED OUT." "I KNOW." "IT'S BEEN A BIG DAY." "OH, MY." "OH..." "OH, YOU'RE ALL SO COLD AND STIFF." "OH, MY." "OH, MY." "OH, COME ON." "COME ON." "AAH!" "FRANCIS!" "OOH!" "LOBSTER CRACKERS." "ALICE, YOU KNOW HOW YOU KEPT SAYING" "YOU WISHED YOU COULD SHARED THIS DAY WITH ME?" "I FINALLY FEEL LIKE YOU ARE." "SHUT UP AND PLAY." "I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF YOUR WEDDINPRESENTS." "I THINK THAT'S UP TO ME." "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE." "WE COULD PLAY FOR YOUR HONEYMOON." "NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO." "I-I MUST HAVE MORE PRESENTS DOWNSTAIRS." "COME ON." "COME ON." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "OH, NOTHING." "JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU I MISS YOU." "YEAH, YEAH." "WHAT ELSE?" "UH, I'M SORRY." "HANG ON ONE SECOND, HONEY." "YES?" "YOU THE GROOM?" "WHO--WHO'S ASKING?" "SEQUOIA..." "OR ALICE." "CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT." "I'M PAID FOR." "DANNY!" "YEAH, I'M SORRY, BABY." "WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?" "YOU CALLED ME." "I KNOW" "UH, HEY." "HEY." "ISN'T IT GREAT THAT WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, HUH?" "REALLY, IT'S GOOD." "Okay, you know, I gotta go." "I CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC." "LORNA!" "DID ANY PRESENTS COME FOR ME?" "UH, WELL..." "I'M..." "I'M SORRY." "I CAN'T KEEP THIS FROM YOU." "I TRADED YOUR BUTTERFLIES FOR A NEW TENT," "AND NOW THE BUTTERFLIES ARE DEAD." "AND YOUR MOTHER PUT ME IN CHARGE" "OF THIS RESPONSIBILITY, AND IT'S A DISASTER." "SO NO ESENTS." "I THOUGHT IT OVER, AND YOU HAVE TO BE MISTAKEN." "I-I GOT OUT MY OLD PICTURES FROM DANCE CLASS," "AND, WELL, MADAME GENEVIEVE WAS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL." "THE WOMAN HAD A MOUSTACHE." "I KNOW THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU, DEAR," "BECAUSE YOU LOVED YOUR FATHER SO MUCH," "BUT THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS THAT ALL MEN CHEAT." "EVEN STEVE, I'M AFRAID." "NOW THAT IS JUST CRUEL, MOTHER." "TELEPHONE CALLS AT ALL ODD HOURS." "DISAPPEARING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT." "WELL, HE'S A DOCTOR." "YES..." "JUST LIKE DADDY." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "STEVE IS NOT INTERESTED IN OTHER WOMEN." "MORE SINGLES!" "HEY." "HEY." "WE GOTTA GO." "THIS IS GREAT." "WHY DON'T MORE MEN KNOW ABOUT THESE PLACES?" "MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S STILL MORNING." "OF MY WEDDING DAY." "MY GIRLFRIEND IN CANADA IS GONNA BE MAD AT ME." "I THINK SHAMPAGNE WITH AN "S" REALLY LIKED ME." "BRIGHT GIRL, TOO." "YEAH, PUTTING HERSELF THROUGH SCHOOL." "YEAH, DID YOU NOTICE HOW SHE SEEMED TO LOOK AT ME" "THE WHOLE TIME?" "AND SHE ALWAYS PICKED UP MY MONEY FIRST, DIDN'T SHE?" "OH, YOU GUYS KNOW I-I LOVE MY WIFE," "BUANOTHER TIME, OTHER PLACE..." "WHO KNOWS?" "DAMN!" "THE BEST LAP DANCE OF MY ADULT LIFE," "AND I NEVER EVEN SAW HER." "TELL ME, FREDDY, FOR USE AT A LATER DATE" "WHAT WAS HER THEME, HUH?" "PLEASE SAY RODEO." "PLEASE SAY RODEO." "MAN, THAT WAS FUN." "WE OUGHT TO DO THIS EVERY-- IS THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR,STEVE?" "OH, MAN." "LET'S AM-SCRAY, BOYS." "GUYS?" "THESE ARE DAD'S SLIPPERS." "AND WHAT IS THIS?" "A TOILET BRUSH?" "COME ON!" "LET'S PLAY!" "NO, ALICE." "I'M DONE." "GOD, I EVEN TRIED TO LET YOU WIN LAST TIME," "AND THE MARBLES KEPT ROLLING INTO MY HIPPO'S MOUTH." "UGH!" "MAN, I'M SUCH A LOSER." "RIGHT." "YEAH." "YOU'RE A BIG LOSER." "GOD, YOU'VE GOT THIS GREAT LIFE." "YEAH, EVERYBODY LOVES YOU." "YOU'RE MARRYING THIS GREAT GUY WHO ADORES YOU." "DAD'S THROWING YOU THIS AMAZING WEDDING," "AND WHAT DO I HAVE?" "I MEAN, BESIDES ALL YOUR WEDDING PRESENTS." "NO, LOOK, HONEY," "I DON'T WANNA FIGHT WITH YOU TODAY." "YOU'RE MY SISTER." "AND I WANT TODAY TO BE FUN AND..." "AND HAPPY." "I'M SORRY." "I LOVE YOU." "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME BACK MY WEDDING PRESENTS?" "SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." "BECCA." "LET'S NOT SPOIL IT." "AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD ME." "OH, HI, HONEY." "I GOT MY TUX." "STEVE, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE STUDY, PLEASE?" "OOH." "YOU DID NOTHING WRONG, MAN." "STAY STRONG." "JANE, THIS IS SILLY." "WE WERE ONLY" "STEVE, HAVE YOU BEEN CHTING ON ME?" "WHAT?" "MY MOTHER TOLD ME EVERYTHING." "YOUR MOTHER?" "WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU?" "YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY DAD." "OH, YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT." "SO YOU MEAN IT'S TRUE?" "STOP, JANE." "LISTEN TO ME." "I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON YOU." "BUT YOUR FATHER..." "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" "WHY WOULD I TELL YOU?" "SO EVERYBODY KNEW?" "THE HOSPITAL?" "ENOUGH PEOPLE KNEW." "I HATE HIM." "I JUST--I HATE HIM." "BABY." "BABY, I KNOW HOW HURT YOU MUST FEEL." "I'M NOT GOING TO DEFEND HIM." "BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS." "ON OUR WEDDING DAY, HE PULLED ME ASIDE." "I GUESS HE'D HAD A FEW." "AND HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY SHOULDER," "AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GLAD" "I WAS MARRYING YOU." "BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT I WOULD NEVER TREAT YOU" "THE WAY HE TREATED YOUR MOTHER." "OH..." "IT'S OKAY, BABY." "IT'S OKAY." "HONEY?" "WHAT..." "WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?" "IS THAT-- IS THAT GLITTER?" "CRAP." "I HOPE ALICE ISN'T GONNA BE MAD" "WE WENT TO THAT STRIP CLUB." "OH, ALICE!" "SORRY, DANNY." "YOU WENT TO A STRIP CLUB?" "IT WASN'T MY IDEA." "THE ONE NEXT TO THE TUX PLACE THAT USED TO BE CHUCK E. CHEESE?" "OH, THAT'S WHY THEY HAD A BALL PIT." "IT WAS DEPRESSING, AL." "ONE OF THE STRIPPERS WAS NURSING HER KID." "YOU POOR BABY." "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT." "WHEN WE GET TO THE HOTEL," "I WILL GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE THAT'LL MAKE YOU FORGET" "ALL ABOUT OUR WEDDING PRESENTS." "HMM?" "HOTEL." "SEE?" "SO ALIVE." "WHAT A MARVELOUS SYMBOL OF LIFE AND LOVE" "AND ALL THINGS GRAND." "WHOO!" "WHOA!" "OOH..." "OOH." "WHOA." "OOH, SETTLE DOWN, LITTLE FELLA." "BUT BE VERY CAREFUL, DIEGO." "I'M PUTTING THEIR CARE INTO YOUR HANDS." "?" "NADA." "I HATE MYSELF." "SHAMPAGNE IS NOT A SLUT." "AS SOON AS SHE PAYS OFF HER PLASTIC SURGEON," "SHE'S PUTTING EVERY DIME SHE EARNS" "TOWARD BEAUTICIAN SCHOOL." "OH, I'M SORRY!" "I DIDN'T REALIZE." "WELL, INSTEAD OF A WEDDING," "MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HAVE A FUND-RAISER" "TO PAY OFF SHAMPAGNE'S BOOBS!" "YOU MESSED UP BOOKING YOUR HONEYMOON?" "YEAH." "OH, MAN." "YOU KNOW WHAT FREUD WOULD SAY ABOUT THAT." "THE GIRL TOOK MY GLASSES!" "IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE SUN..." "IF THE SUN HAD BOOBS." "DINNER'S ON ME!" "OH, WAIT." "IT'S STEVE." "HE'S A DOCTOR." "A REALLY NICE GUY." "I'LL SWING BY AFTER WORK" "AND DROP IT OFF AT HIS PLACE." "OH, MY GOD." "I DESERVE THAT."