"Previously on Afro Samurai..." "Challenge me..." "When you're ready to do the god..." "They say the Number One waits at the top of Mount Shune." "Forgive me, I've become a ninja of the Empty Seven clan." "I've been syphoning your memories to copy your sword skills." "But I can't." "I can't do it anymore." "You have the basic skills, but your eyes give you away." "Become unpredictable, strike from your subconscious mind," "Let your moves flow out from your individual essence." "I do not like the looks of that thing." "See that smoke goes'ing out ?" "It ain't natural." "What I'm sayin' is, this bitch just want thunder from 'em, she'd blow !" "That's the end of your 'fro, bro' !" "Bam !" "By the way, I'm trying to imagine you without a 'fro." "Think you look cute with little braids on ?" "Wow, hey hey hey..." "Hey." "Shut up." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey." "Don't tell me you stupid enough to just walk through that rear gate, is you ?" "'Cuz you know it's a trap, right ?" "You ain't that stupid, right ?" "Right ?" "Right ?" "Right." "Hey hey hey." "Com'on." "You really ain't gonna let nuthin' stop you until you get on top this mountain and kill Number One, is you ?" "Oh, oh, he did- he did cut your dad's head off, I get that..." "I'd be pissed too." "But this road ain't the safe way man !" "I'm more than willing to watch your pighead roll." "This is Brother Two." "The Number Two has crossed Terror Pass." "Excellent." "Continue to monitor his movement." "Dear Brothers." "It seems that our long awaited day has arrived !" "Our prayers like paved stone led us to the door of the Number One." "But to do this, we must first seize the Number Two by destroying the Afro Samurai." "Shall we commence, dear Brothers ?" "Brothers !" "Let me introduce our latest weapon." "It possesses a physical strength twenty percent greater than the current Number Two." "I originally intended to apply this weapon against Number One." "But since we encountered some miscalculations..." "We will first use it to defeat the Number Two." "A battle that will surely provide superb entertainment." "There exists a man on this earth with the skills of Number Two ?" "Where could you find such a man ?" "Not a man, Brother, a thing." "Explain more, Brother One." "I have accessed our finest scientific ressources to build a thing that is more than man." "He is a demon-machine with a special surprise on the inside." "The skills stored deep inside of him was extracted from Afro's dreams by Okiku." "May God rest our troubled soul." "Has the data been tested yet ?" "Do you question me, Brother Six ?" "Does one question faith ?" "Observe and I will make you a believer." "Brethrens." "I'm proud to welcome a new disciple into our fold." "Rise to greet our most deadly weapon, Afro Droid !" "Dang !" "Afro Droid." "Ain't he lovely ?" "It took millions of manhours, just to build his head..." "This thing ain't nuthin'." "Many more technological breakthroughs to manufacture his body." "A battle royale !" "Let blood and death pave our way to eternal life." "A battle royal ?" "Now, I will sight him." "There's only one rule." "When it's over, the last man -or machine- standin' will battle Number Two." "Twisted." "Splendid." "Can you digg it ?" "Yeah !" "Then let's get busy !" "What the hell is this ?" "Oh hell no !" "Hey er..." "Hey hey hey, Afro, wait !" "This shit ain't even natural !" "I say we take the long way home." "We can circle back around !" "You know, so what, we loose a few days ?" "Com'on !" "I'll see you then." "Shit man !" "Look, do this like a crooner and what not." "Com'on man !" "Ok, now my nigga guts go tellin' me he's a mean one." "So don't go any nearer." "Hey hey, you listening to me ?" "Oh my god, oh my god !" "Hey, he's trying to copy you !" "Hold up !" "That is you !" "Oh no !" "Which one is you ?" "That's you, ain't it ?" "You're bleeding, bro !" "Wait a minute !" "Hold up, hold up !" "Proove to me that you you." "Say something to lemme know it's you." "Shut up." "Oh, it is you !" "Listen, it's over baked man." "Oh Afro !" "Damn Afro !" "I hate to say it man, but you loosing man !" "Bad !" "Hey !" "Maybe we better back off." "Or you gonna loose that headband." "Hey homie's like seeming to know your next movement before you even make it." "It's like me watching Afro watching Afro fighting' Afro or something !" "What happens when your reflection moves faster than you ?" "Something unbreathing." "That's what happens." "We shall finally see the wrath of hell's path turn up on itself." "That ain't gonna work either man !" "Don't do it !" "Yo yo yo !" "Stop thinking Afro !" "He's reading your mind !" "Now Afro Droid !" "Go in for a kill." "Become unpredictable, strike from your subconscious mind, let your moves flow out of your individual essence." "Even the most masterful opponent will fall from a strike that has no history or reference." "The moves created from your own individual unique essence may suprise even you." "Wow !" "Out of one !" "You did it Afro !" "Now, come help me up !" "Hey yo, you forget me, wait up !" "My hand's getting numb !" "This is what we get for relying on Okiku's data." "Damned Brother Six !" "This' the kind of shit I will not tolerate !" "Where am I ?" "Oh, so we made it, uh ?" "We made it !" "We made it !" "Yo !" "Afro !" "You tried to ditch me, didn't ya ?" "I really thought I was gonna die." "Hey, you still going on ?" "Ain't you had enough punishment for one day ?" "Afro, you gotta listen to me !" "Man, you don't know what these crazy monks got under their skirt !" "Wait, damned !" "Don't you ever pray nothing ?" "Even though you are wounded, expect no mercy from me." "Don't hold back, nigga !" "This dude's a meanie." "Kick his ass." "Careful man !" "You slip up with this one and you're a dead man !" "Yes !" "He's psycho, man !" "I will leave the rest to you..." "My brothers." "What ?" "No way !" "He's truly a warrior legend." "Almost too magnificient to kill." "You won't have your sword back that easily." "You're nothing without a blade." "Brother Five !" "You have been too carefree." "Get off, Brother Five !" "Now what the hell is this ?" "Do we really gotta keep going ?" "I mean, this shit you leave behind you is nasty." "Do as you please." "Jesus, you crazy, man." "It's a pity I have to do this, but the Number Two warrior must die." "No matter what it takes." "Uh ?" "What the ?" "Yo, I know that dude !" "I thought you aced him already." "He's that cloning thing, man !" "You know, the what-not machine." "He did ya ?" "You did ya ?" "Hey man !" "Where ya been ?" "Stay down, my friend, stay down !" "He ain't dead yet !" "Oh com'on man !" "Now it ain't even fair !" "We gotta come this far just to look down the barrel of that shit ?" "That felt... good." "I think he blew his load." "Man, I bet all that skill is stored in this little chip." "And such a cute little chip too." "Oh shit man !" "I ain't going !" "Listen man." "That's it for me." "I've seen some sights today ain't no one supposed to see." "So that's it." "I ain't..." "Shut up." "Wow !" "This thing goes any faster, my head's gonna stick in body like a damn turtle." "You're completely overrated." "Nothing will stop my mission of obtaining the Number One headband." "Especially not some damn samurai !" "Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder." "What the hell is that supposed to be ?" "Long time, no see, Afro Samurai."