"The Fridge" "Damn..." "Careful, Deeah..." "Gimme a break, okay George?" "I've had it with this stupid fridge..." "That Red Bull mine?" "Yeah..." "Would you like some?" "No, get me a new one." "Not again..." "Yes, again." "What's up my man?" "Educating yourself?" "Always." "Good mor" " Oh, no, not again..." "I got it, Mary." "Where's the sugar?" "We're out." "Then why didn't you replace it?" "I hate plain coffee..." "I love it plain." "I love my women plain." "And my toast..." "Easy, cowboy!" "This is ridiculous." "An egg is crowded in here!" "Eggs suck!" "You suck..." "Okay, I'm calling a meeting." "Twenty, forty, sixty." "Two, four, six." "One, two, three." "Pass..." "Guys, I told you, I'm broke." "Not when it comes to Play Station games you're not." "That's different." "Games are essential." "So is the fridge." "Cough it up." "Fine." "Who's 'it'?" "What?" "Me?" "About time you made yourself useful around here." ""I WORK"" "Upgraded, at last!" "What's with the outfit?" "I've got a presentation today and I thought I'd make an effort." "Really?" "Same difference, uh?" " can I have some juice?" "Get your own juice." "Hello?" "Hi, Mel!" "Good morning." "Did you talk to him?" "And?" "..." "Right." "Just as I thought." "...exactly my point." "Don't lose any sleep over it right..." "Listen, I'll call you back 'cause I'm dealing with more shit here." "Mary, can you open the door?" "Something wrong with your hands?" "You're doing this on purpose aren't you?" "I didn't eat that!" "Well, the fridge didn't eat it!" "Listen Georgie- boy, next time something goes missing someone's moving out." "And that someone isn't going to be me." "You little thief!" "Jesus man, chill out will you?" "You're kidding, right?" "You're all crazy!" "Jesus, you scared me!" "I scared you?" "!" "?" "You scared me!" "What the hell are you doing up this late?" "I'm out to steal your food!" "You're so abnoxious." "Well, nobody's perfect, but don't worry." "You'll get used to me eventually." "What are you doing?" "My head got jammed behind the fridge!" "What?" "!" "?" "My head got stuck behind the fridge..." "What the hell were you doing behind the fridge at three in the morning?" "He's stealing our salami!" "I heard a noise behind the fridge!" "Fridges always make noises." "I know that." "I'm going to bed..." "Good night." "Me too." "Sleep tight." "Georgie, do us all a favour and get laid, okay?" ""YOU LITTLE THIEF"" "You okay, George?" "Now what?" "Deeah!" "The fridge..." "It attacked me!" "Guys, I swear, the fridge attacked me!" "The door wouldn't open the light went crazy..." "The magnets!" "The little magnets!" "What?" "That's tomorrow's shopping list..." "Yes..." "No-no-no-no-no!" "That's it." "Shame on you." "Sorry buddy, but you're on your own now." "Deeah?" "..." "Guys?" "..." ""I WORK"" "Subtitles by Innominabilis"