"Previously on Nurse Jackie" "Eddie and your husband become friends" "And the Titanic is sinking and only one of them gets to survive" "Which one!" " I like that one" " Me too" "We'll take it" "Every interaction is stored in the pill-o-matix's memory" "Your shitty pill dispenser is replacing me" " Does he have a boyfriend?" " Who?" "Is Jackie seeing anyone?" " I was going through my divorce" " Oh?" " He's allergic to Codeine" " But I didn't give him Codeine I gave him Fentanyl" "It's a different class of Opiate" "He had some earlier and he was fine" "That's because he was given the right dosage, can you read?" "You're off the floor, no more patients, you can answer the phone but that's about it" "This is not good" "He's a fucking criminal" "It's her father, step father" "My sister's gonna be destroyed" "You heard from your sister?" "She's got as far as the hospital" "And then was turned away from my mother's bedside by the wicked step father" "So if it resets itself you can get anything you need" "Think about it as "going away present #2"" "She tries to come across as this like "Welcome to the parish"" "I hated her then and I hate her now" "And you should've seen her kid" "It's a good thing you didn't have kids with Jenny Flynn" "Why would I have had kids with Jenny Flynn?" "I know about you guys" "It was 2 weeks when we were 16" " And then you met me" " And then I met you" "Oh boy" " I'm so tired Kev" " I know babe" "How am I gonna make this up to Grace?" "You know what she's gonna remember?" "Yeah that her mother got her kicked out of a tap class" "No, that you were protecting her" "She's not gonna end up in therapy?" "No she's probably still gonna end up in therapy .." "But not for this" "I got a little surprise for you when you get off work" " You do?" " I do, actually it's a pretty big surprise" "But, you gotta come here to get it" "At the bar, midnight, my sister's taking the girls" " How intriguing!" " It's supposed to be" "Who is luckier than me?" "Not Jenny Flynn!" " Hey, you're open?" " Not for another hour, but there, come on in" " What can I get you?" " What kind of beer you got?" "I've never been a fan of movies where idiots talk to people in comas" "Would you consider signing something clearing All-Saints of any neglect or malfeasance?" "Just a thought" "We'll talk more when you wake up" "Tylenol, blow me" "I'm initiating an investigation into the Lederman coma before I send him to the ICU" "I see .." "Well I'm sure if you need anything you'll .." "Jackie!" "I need an official statement" "I want you, and Zoey, in my office in 5 minutes" "Thank you Jesus!" "Unacceptable" "My name is Zoey Barkow and I'm really really sorry Mr. Lederman" "Nurses' station, please hold" "Zoey, can you get over here please?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Pick up the phone ladies!" "Nurses' station, hold please" " What's up with your scrubs?" " They're gray" "Yes I can see that, I don't like them" "Well I don't like them either that's why I'm wearing them" "That's not a good reason" " I'm wearing them as a sign of remorse" " Yeah I get it I get it Zoey" "Nurses' station hold please" "This is Gloria Akalitus" "I am stuck in an elevator, do not hang up on me!" " Who did you just hang up on?" " Mrs. Akalitus .." "Or not" "I think she's stuck in the elevator" " There's gonna be an investigation into Mr. Lederman isn't there?" " Yes" " Should I call the elevator repair?" " No" "Do not .." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello?" " Well that went well" " What's up?" "Lederman's neuro consult" " We need to talk" " Not true" " You broke your own finger" " I'm sorry?" "I'll be right back" " It took me a second, then I figured it out" " Aha?" " You were trying to cover your ass with the donor" " Ok?" "You panicked, you broke your own finger and came crying to me so I feel sorry for you and tape it up" "Uh-uh?" "But, what you didn't count on, was that you and I, have amazing chemistry" "You kissed me, right here, in the this exact room, right where we're standing" "So I broke my own finger, so I could have a long time with you because we have amazing chemistry" "You said it, not me" "You are a moron" "Man!" "I thought we were gonna get a Pyxus" " Ok?" "But how unflattering?" " Very unflattering" "Donkeys are gray, think about it" "What if he wakes up and the first thing he sees is me wearing kiddy scrubs" "He'll think I don't take what happened seriously" " What if he never wakes up?" " Hey" "What if he wakes up but he's blind, what about the rest of us?" "We're stuck watching you mope around in gray" " Takes a village" " That's not what that means" "Yes it is!" " Psst, America's next top model, 2 O'clock" " Wow!" " Dibs!" " But .." "Oh please, she'd eat you alive" " Hi, how can I help you?" " Fucking Dominican" "Umm, Norwegian?" "Hop off the raft and New York state gives you a flat iron and a salon on Assoc street" "No questions asked, what the fuck!" "Aya ya yay, fire at the night club?" "She got her hair straight" "My neighbor's Jewish, very frowy, she goes to a place on Adam Claiton Powell" "I can get you the number if you want" "I want her to be my nurse" "I'd love to, but I've been stripped of my powers" "Is that your wife?" " Yeah, Jackie" " She's beautiful" " You're married?" " No," "I'm seeing someone, but she's married, two kids" "It's a rough road" "Brother, you don't know the half of it" "Is that gum?" "Did I mention that tonight around about 10ish I'm going to break the law?" "If you did, I missed it" "Well I am and I need your help" "I would except no less" "I'm having my mother shipped in from London" "Much like a pair of shoes" "If you're waiting for me to unleash a veil of tears, you'd be old and gray without a tooth in your head" "Hum, nice visual" "Look, Mr. Lederman your reflexes are alive and kicking" "Legally, I can't touch the paper work" "So I need you to admit her as a Jane Doe from Dawn and Ramsey Park" "Just wanna get a look at her with my own eyes" "I'm already in the hooks for one coma, what's one more" "That's the spirit!" "Akalitus called from the elevator again, wants to know if the repair guys are here yet" "Tell her yes" " Are they?" " No" "Looks like Lederman's waking up, let's see if we can get that tube out of him" "You think we'll dodge a lawsuit?" "I fucking I hope so, it was my student who dosed him" "I don't need this shit Mohammed, I really don't" "Let's keep Akalitus in the elevator" "Ladies and gentlemen, the very lovely and talented Gloria Akalitus" "Applause, applause, applause, applause" "It's nice to see you again Dave" "Well, you know my very dear friends Neil .." "Oh you know Neil" "Well we were just remarking about how momentous this year has been both in health care and in cinema" "Me and Neil?" "No we're just friends" "Hey, you reached Eddie, leave it" "Hey Eddie, it's me, listen I think I'm doing something wrong" "Can you give me a call when you get a minute?" "Thanks, bye, love you" "50 year old male discharged last week after laparoscopic hernia repair" "Full of sutures" "How's your pain Mr. Jackson?" "Good, nothing, sat out and watched the game, took a bite of pizza" "His intestines are popping out" "Ew" "Mortuary school, wow!" "Yeah, I'm just tired of people yelling at me while I'm trying to save them" "Yeah, I hear you" "Hey Zoey, how you doing?" " Good, I guess" " Heard you put a guy in a coma" "Is that why you're walking out the laundry?" "They won't let you near patients anymore huh?" "Does everybody know?" "And I so can be near patients, I just can't treat them" "You know, just keep your head down and don't get all "me culprit" with the nuns here, it'll worse" "Smart man!" "So you wanna grab a slice after work or something?" " No, no, no" " That's cool" "Zoey, just go to your locker, put on your happy scrubs, please?" "Truly" "Lederman is gonna come out of this thing I promise" "So just go" "Even if I don't get fired, I never want to administer meds again" "You fall off that horse, you get right back on it" "I know, but I nearly killed him" "Ok, keep that to yourself" "And I think I should tell him the truth even if he never wakes up" "You know what Zoey, clearing your conscience is not gonna make him feel any better" "It's gonna make you feel better, it's gonna feel like you're doing the right thing" "But you're not, it's selfish" " Honesty's the best policy" " No, it's not" "Stay!" "Night shifts!" "So like, she comes home in the morning then?" "That's gotta suck a little" " You know what she does?" " Tell me" "She asks me what I want for breakfast" "No matter how fucking tired she is" "Rubs my back, makes me eggs" "Life O'Reilly" "I haven't heard that one in a while!" "Yeah well, hang around me you'll hear all sorts of shit" "Cheers" "You know what I was thinking?" "You deserve better than an open relationship" "Don't listen to me, I'm a freaking mess with these stuff" " I used to think I was good at it" " Not me, no clue" "I'm so messed up right now, it's embarrassing" "I like her so much, and I know I shouldn't" "And I keep thinking if you knew how much it hurt" "Yeah me too, I think I gotta handle her" " Really, no pain?" " No, I'm good" "You know my ex wife used to bitch that I never talked" "Look at me now, I'm spilling my guts here" "Think she'll take me back?" " Want us to call her for you" " Umm no" "You might get a little sympathy" "Blood from a stone" "You know what you need to do?" "You need to make this guy jealous" "What's his thing?" "What kind of guys does he like?" "Straight guys!" " Gimme your phone" " What for?" "Trust me" "How about a .." "How about a shot of Jack?" " Yeah?" " Yeah" "Alright!" "Share them with me" " Cheers" " Cheers" " Can I show you something?" " Absolutely" "Wow, that's nice!" "It's the ring I never could afford to give her" "Still can't, but what the fuck right?" "I'mma surprise her with it tonight" " How about that?" " How about another" "Please" "Not prompt!" "I hate this fucking thing" " Not as much as I do" " Wanna bet?" "You don't have a Xanax do you?" "Not on my passing, thank you very much" "Doesn't hurt to ask" "You really happen to be scrawling away pills in my pockets don't you think?" "Yes, yes you are right?" " We're waiting for your mum?" " We are" " Don't make me beg for moral support" " I'm right here" " Goddamit, Zoey change your scrubs" " Really grim" "How is that gonna make Randy jealous?" "Come here" "Nice rebound Coop!" " No wait wait I was just .." " Oh my god, kidding!" "Is that who you're all messed up about?" "Mr. Ledermen?" "Are those rabbits?" "I was actually wearing gray scrubs before you woke up, you know" "Proper coma attire" "Guess it was a little depressing, but I felt like I had to do something" "Anyway, how are you feeling?" " Thirsty, how about you?" " Super relieved and very sorry" "I heard you the first time" ""My name is Zoey Barkow and I'm really really sorry"" "You know Mr. Lederman?" "I'm not so crazy about Kevin Costner either" "Do I know him?" "Umm, what movie won the Oscar for best picture of last year?" "I remember Show girls, that was a good movie" "Ok, bye!" "Oh my god, I broke him" "I heard every word, did I touch you?" "Don't fucking touch me" "Oh fuck!" "Hey everybody how are you?" "I wanted to see how the fucking robot's working out for you" "Jackie how about you, how do you like it?" "Uh, I don't as a matter of fact, let's go outside ok?" "Yeah .." " Eddie Watzer, you are drunk" " Yeah, so what are you gonna do, fire me again?" " I'm asking you to leave" " Back off Akalitus, I got magic bracelets" "Magic fucking bracelets" "Alright Eddie, that's enough" "How about me and Eddie go outside and we'll have a cup of coffee" "Yeah how about that?" "Think of the possibilities" " Jackie and Eddie, Eddie and Jackie having coffee" " Eddie, that's enough" "Please stop, please stop alright?" "I'm calling security" "Oh just save your bullets alright?" "I'm leaving!" "Oh, I met Kevin, and that's a very nice bar you got" "Don't touch me man, don't fucking touch me" "Picked up a Jane Doe at the airport, kinda sad, probably somebody's mother" "Fucking depressing, that's what that is" "She's all yours" "Look away" "Piece of fucking shit" "Oh, excuse me, keep that hand elevated" "Hear me when I say it's gonna be fine" " I'm gonna meet your kid" " I got a little surprise for you when you got off work" " Mummy, I can't breathe" " I think you're sick" "Think of the possibilities, Jackie and Eddie, Eddie and Jackie" "It's been raining a lot lately" "Went to the hospital tonight" "Don't make me beg for moral support" "There's a calm before the storm, I know" "It's been coming for some time" "I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain" "I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain" "Coming down on a Sunny day 'til forever, on it goes" "So I know, It can't stop, I wonder" "I wanna know, have you .." "Anyone else see that?" "Made by Nazel"