"Here they come..." "Don't push...step aside" "Mr. Ting, say something..." "Master, how are you treating" "Ting Hai..." "Master..." "Please say a few words..." "Tell us how!" "That's enough..." "Say a few words!" "Quiet..." "Say something!" "Alright!" "Mr. Ting..." "Don't worry, Mr. Ting" "I heard you charge $130,000 an hour to cure Mr. Ting with qigong" "Is it really $130,000?" "Mr. Ting, I heard you're getting much better" "How do you feel?" "Master, did you really see a fairy when you were 8 years old?" "Can you tell us about it?" "Yes..." "Mr. Ting, what are your plans when you're cured?" "That's right" "Master many people in China practice qigong" "In your opinion" "How do you rank yourself?" "Tell us..." "It's useless to tell you" "Why?" "You can't tape my voice" "Why?" "How did that happen?" "Let's see..." "I put a tape inside" "Right!" "Is this the one?" "How did he get it?" "I put it inside, what happened?" "What's going on?" "Say a few words, Mr. Ting" "Say something, Mr. Ting..." "If I can be cured it proves God looks out for good people" "Step aside..." "Mr. Ting" "Help!" "I'm dead..." "The more painful the better" "I can't stand it..." "Help him lie down!" "Come on, Dad!" "Now the stomach" "I'm still peeling from last time" "It's alright..." "It's 300 degrees..." "It's coming up..." "Congratulations, Mr. Ting" "If you can stand this it means the cancer in your stomach is almost gone" "Really?" "Just one more treatment and you'll be cured" "Thank you so much, Master" "Please turn him over" "Now the lungs" "Come..." "Dad" "Take it easy, Dad..." "I can manage" "Come...be careful!" "Get the medicine!" "Wait..." "What?" "Show me your hand" "What is it, Mr. Ting?" "Come...what is this?" "This is..." "What is it?" "Magic pill" "This is dry ice" "The kind you use with ice cream" "What are you doing with it?" "My arm..." "Don't, Dad!" "You're lying!" "Calm down, Dad" "You poked me with this?" "Dad..." "Calm down, Dad" "Liar!" "Listen to me" "Calm down, Dad" "Am I that stupid?" "If China has all these masters" "She won't be so poor" "I can't believe I'm so stupid and end up with all these wounds" "The Queen pardoned me but I have cancer" "I thought this guy can save me but he's only a con man" "I have 10 more days to live" "My head hurts..." "Must be the tumor" "Dad, Master will cure you" "My blood is not flowing smoothly" "The tumor must be acting up and triggered leukemia" "Trust me" "Master can cure you because you don't have cancer" "You don't want to spend money you want me to leave the hospital" "Dad..." "It's a lie" "The Master is a lie" "We made up a story" "We lied about your cancer" "This is a loophole in the law so you won't go to jail" "You're not sick" "The doctors are not stupid" "They'll know if I'm not sick my stool sample, blood tests" "X-rays, ultrasound and biopsy all proved I have cancer" "You can't make all that up" "We bribed the technicians who handled your stool sample" "We gave them money they have emigrated" "The reports they turned in are not even yours" "That's right, Dad" "The test results that were sent to the doctors are not yours" "Is that true?" "I know!" "You want to keep me happy for the next 10 days" "I know my own body there was blood in my stool sample" "That was Yik's trick" "Lei taught me" "He gave me a pack of curry powder" "I told the punk to put it in your congee and you'll bleed" "Don't worry, it's harmless just excessive internal heat" "But I don't feel good" "I feel drowsy and I look like a ghost" "I can't be in good health!" "I told Lei to give you shots" "To make you look sick so people will believe you have cancer" "I've been losing 2 lbs. a day" "You only eat a bowl of congee each day 2 lbs. is nothing" "You bastards!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "You found a con artist to fool me" "He's not fooling you" "He's here to fool the government" "If you survive cancer people will suspect you" "You'll have to keep up the act" "Now that you can run around" "Nobody cares" "But you don't want people checking on you" "That's where the con artist comes in to perform a miracle" "You can walk with you head up high and nobody will check on you" "Bastards!" "What do you think, Dad?" "Isn't this a great idea?" "You bastards!" "You're assholes!" "We're looking for someone we're not on vacation" "Damn!" "I forget to check if I have everything" "Let's go..." "Come on!" "Where are you going?" "Wait!" "I won't be long" "This is very useful when you're tired" "Alright!" "Is there one more bag?" "The pears are $1 each" "Get in!" "It's hot!" "Turn your head" "I've seen this cap" "This brand..." "How much?" "Map" "Did you bring the list?" "Yes..." "First stop, Taichung" "Where is it?" "Next block" "No, I think it's that way" "No, it's over there" "Are you sure?" "I don't think so, too many curves" "Go straight turn left then turn right" "Let me see" "This is a mess!" "What kind of map is this?" "Let me see" "Follow the curve and you'll see Longxi" "After Longxi, turn left and go straight" "You'll find the highway and we'll get to Taichung" "Let's try again" "We'll find it" "Eat some breakfast" "Eat some more" "It's delicious!" "Isn't it?" "My Grandma taught me" "Spread butter then add sugar" "It's cheap and delicious" "I didn't expect something simple could be so delicious" "Well?" "Damn!" "Do you speak Fukienese?" "How long does it take to turn back?" "Be patient!" "Drink some tea" "We have already tried 2 of the 3 forked roads" "You think..." "The third one!" "I see the word "Xi"" "Over there!" "We're already in Longxi" "After Longxi turn right, go straight and we'll be in Taichung" "It won't take long" "I don't think so" "It's not Longxi, this is Wuxi" "Don't be mad, we'll look again" "You have incredible patience!" "There's no gas station up ahead" "Try follow this road" "We drove around for nothing" "It doesn't matter, the weather is nice" "What a rotten day!" "I'll get out and ask them" "ls there a gas station..." "You don't speak Fukienese" "Even if you do, they won't understand you" "Let's go!" "We'll look again" "What is it?" "A paper plane!" "Red River Village" "Chin-pok, you rascal!" "What did you say?" "Tell me!" "Chin-pok might have been here" "This is his paper plane" "He likes to make them" "The poem he used to recite is also called paper plane" "And the song" "The night before I left for Hangzhou" "Chin-pok and I were drinking" "I taught him that song" "Have you seen a man from Hong Kong called Fong Chin-pok bushy eye brows, big eyes, curly hair and rather dark?" "Have you seen Fong Chin-pok?" "Chin-pok..." "That's right!" "Chin-pok!" "Have you seen him?" "He lives over there" "Over there..." "He lives over there?" "Right..." "Fung!" "1728 Kam Hing" "$1,800 up 1728 Kam Hing, $1,800 up?" "Bingo!" "OK!" "Up!" "Do you fix TV?" "No!" "What will it be this time?" "241 Shun Shut Property" "$2,100 3 spreads?" "Down!" "OK" "Hurry...give me a hand" "Thanks... money" "Count it!" "Thanks" "Thanks" "I'm back" "You're back!" "This is yours!" "Thanks" "These are for you" "What about that one?" "No" "Right!" "Thanks" "Money...thanks" "Chin-pok is back...thanks" "Chin-pok!" "Yours...thanks" "Go to hell..." "I hate you..." "Stop it!" "Come!" "Come in" "Spread the tissue on the table spray perfume on it" "Fold it once...twice" "Put it in the plastic bag" "See that?" "Fold here..." "Take it to the machine over here" "Put it in the middle, there's a pedal down there" "Step on it and wait" "Here!" "Take it out and it's done" "It's very simple 20 packs in a box" "20 boxes in a case 10 cases in a week" "You'll get a reward" "People in Taiwan make millions doing this" "If only Fong Chin-pok can have millions" "I can bet heavily on the stocks" "Come and eat..." "Noodles!" "$35 a bowl" "The patajuice is $16 a pack" "Pata is the local name for guava" "We're old friends, if you take both" "I'll give you a discount" "Just pay me $15" "Do me a favor" "The guava juice expires tomorrow" "You get a discount if you eat the noodles as well" "Here's your change" "Do you want?" "Where's the necklace I gave you?" "I pawned it to play the stock market" "Why are you doing this to us?" "Have you gone mad?" "You only care about money and stocks" "What's the meaning of this?" "Are we really that cheap?" "You paid for the guava juice" "Suit yourself, I have work to do" "Let's go" "He's crazy!" "We don't have to do this" "Don't put yourself through this for a lunatic" "I'm relieved to see him like this" "If he's ranting and raving or resorts to drinking then he's finished" "There's no hope for him" "But Chin-pok didn't let me down" "He's still acting weird" "People used to say he lets people down" "But I don't believe it" "I'm beginning to sense that he'll make something of himself" "He plays the market because to him the market is like a bee's sting" "Without it he can't protect himself or fight back, he'll die" "Now that he still has his sting" "I'm happy for him" "Chin-pok's life is very lonely" "We can desert him" "Whose cooking smells so good?" "Chin-pqk!" "You're very lucky!" "I'll marry you some day" "Chin-pok" "This is all my money" "You have $300,000?" "$300,000 Kong Kong dollars!" "That's $900,000 Taiwan dollars!" "How did you do it?" "Your annual salary plus bonus rewards and part time jobs" "You probably make" "$5,200 a month 60 months in 5 years that's $312,000" "In 5 years' time you only spent $12,000 on food and other expenses" "And you went to Hangzhou too" "You're too frugal!" "Chin-pok" "Chin-pok" "Keep this money for me" "Don't worry, Scrimpy" "This is your hard earned money" "You slaved yourself for it" "Don't worry" "I'll buy the safest stock with it" "I have 5 choices" "I don't know which one to choose" "I know!" "Dragon Steel..." "I've been thinking about it" "Let's eat...$300,000" "Now I have the money" "I meant to buy it but I don't have money..." "Dragon Steel" "Fung!" "Chin-pok" "Morning 201 Dragon Steel, $900,000" "$900,000?" "That's right!" "Give me a quote!" "$14.6" "Good!" "I want up!" "Hurry!" "OK!" "Done!" "Dragon Steel" "The one at $14.6?" "Yes!" "It dropped 20 cents" "What the hell is going on?" "Where did I go wrong?" "Let's go" "We're not taking the stocks?" "What stocks?" "The one we just bought" "Right!" "$900,000 at $14.6 per share we should have 60,000 shares" "You still don't understand" "That's not how you play" "It's too slow" "There are other ways?" "Plenty!" "Just like betting take the money bet on a stock to go up or down" "$1,000 for each spread" "Each spread is 10 cents?" "You still don't understand" "Let me give you an example" "Say you use $2,000" "That's $1,000 for each spread" "If you bet on the stock to go up" "You win $1,000 if it goes up by 10 cents" "You lose $1,00 if it goes down" "If it drops by 20 cents you lose $2,000" "What did you buy?" "201 Dragon Steel" "$300,000 a spread to go up" "Each spread is 10 cents?" "That's right" "$300,000 per spread?" "Yes!" "To go up?" "It should go up" "But it dropped 30 cents" "It'll properly drop some more" "$300,000 for 10 cents?" "$900,000 for 30 cents?" "Simple arithmetic" "You lost $900,000?" "Yes!" "It's gone?" "Yes!" "It took me 5 years to save it!" "Calm down!" "You lost it all in 5 minutes!" "Calm down!" "You have a heart condition!" "Do you have to do this every time?" "Scrimpy...what is it?" "Don't scare me!" "Stand back!" "Give her some air!" "Do you have any oil?" "Thanks" "Scrimpy...you'll be fine" "Smell this..." "Come on...don't scare me" "If you die in Taiwan" "I don't know how to ship your body home" "Smell this..." "You're fine" "Stand back... calmdown!" "You're fine...get up!" "What are you doing?" "My money!" "Watch your heart, don't run!" "Scrimpy!" "I'll kill you!" "3088, the water is turned off" "Stop imagining things" "Get some sleep!" "No, Madam" "It turns on too easily" "There'll be water everywhere" "You'll get in trouble" "I'll turn off the main switch" "Go to bed" "Madam, don't be too nice to me" "Heung from the next cell works for Ting Hau-hai" "If they found out you're nice to me" "They'll throw your family off a building" "Also, don't talk to me" "Or they'll think you're letting me go" "I don't want you to get hurt, Madam" "Go away!" "Get some sleep" "You have a lot of nerve to see Ting and Tsun-sun" "They're dead because of you and your sons" "Quit your act!" "Take me away!" "Back then Tsun-sun was my best friend" "I haven't visited his grave before" "If I don't come" "I can't live with myself" "You killed him!" "You should be ashamed" "You killed him already" "But you still bother him and won't leave him alone" "Go!" "Tsun-sun" "Don't touch him!" "Don't touch him!" "Look at this mess" "How can I stand this?" "I had to clean it up" "Every other grave is neat and clean" "They all have visitors" "Only yours is a mess" "I doubt if anyone came to see you" "Just think, among your friends" "Who else is nicer to you than me?" "When you were in the hospital" "I peeled oranges for you" "Now I take my mother to visit you" "There's a saying" "Distance tests a horse's stamina" "Perhaps this is Heaven's way by killing you off to prove I'm your best friend among all your other friends" "To point this out is maybe a bit cruel" "After all you were in your 30s" "Such a short life" "But what's the meaning of life?" "Look at my mother" "She's in her 70s but while she was in the country a stroke left her paralyzed" "Ling is not only in jail" "She has gone crazy" "What a shame!"