" The beauty is almost brand new." " Brand new?" "I don't follow." "It is untouched." "We had it as a sample car for a while." "Is it this one?" "Yes" "You can't find a better car for this money in the entire Skåne." "Can I try it?" "Sure." "How much?" "Ten thousand." "You are making fun of me." "I'll give 500." "Not a penny more." "You're funny!" "Then you better leave at once." "Do you know how many have placed a bid on it?" "3000 and the car is yours." "700, and then you won't have to see it here anymore." "1000." "How far can you go with it?" "Pal, as far as you want!" "It will never break down!" ""The small cat Jum-Jum was unhappy."" ""Do you want to know why, then turn the page."" ""And Jum-Jum went far far away."" ""Three birds flew ahead and pointing towards land."" "We have to go now." ""When Jum-Jum..."" "Wait, can I read the rest." ""Then little Jum-Jum went back home."" ""And the fish said:" "That shows that..."" ""... everything will be fine."" "We have to go now." "The one you lose another wins so hold on to your loved one" "He came in spring, like a wind" "He got my love, and everything he took" "But then came autumn, and the eternal love just died" "Keep away!" "Keep away!" "The telephone!" "Give me the telephone." "Give me the number, I'm leaving." "No, it is wrong." "You have to wait!" "Fascists!" "Don't swear, friend." "Wait!" "Bloody Dictatorship!" "No, don't swear." "Very bad!" "I will never be allowed to stay in Sweden." "They will send me away!" "Like a rat!" "I believe you will be allowed to stay." "Give me the number, do you hear?" "!" "OK, OK" "I don't need it." "I will get my residence permit tomorrow." "I believe an feel in my heart..." "Ali, they have rejected five times." "Five times!" "You will send a new application, but you will never be allowed to stay." "And do you know why?" "You lie too much." "One time you are from Somalia." "The next from Ethiopia, Rwanda..." "One time you say you are 15, then 25." "You are Christian, then Muslim..." "No!" "I'm Christian." "Jesus will help me get the permit to stay." "Are you blind?" "This bloody country, They don't want us here." "They hate us!" "Can I come tomorrow?" "It is quite crowded here..." "But on the other hand..." "Absolutely not!" "Not another one." "Maybe just a week?" "I don't know." "But if it is only you..." "Not more of them!" "Sch!" "I have the address." "OK, welcome!" "I can't say no." "He had nowhere to go." "OK, but it is the last one." "After that no more of them." "Why do we have to take care of all refugees in the whole world for?" "Ali?" "Are you ill, Ali?" "Yes." "Good morning, friend!" "I was..." "you know, peeing." "In a hurry, toilet!" "Are you going now?" "Bye." "Maybe we will see each other some time..." "Of course." "You'll see me on TV." "I will win the Olympics, ten thousand meters." "You'll say:" ""Ah, my old friend Ali!" "Just call... 'Hallo, Ali!" "' "" ""Hello, Massoud!"" "Maybe..." "Bye." "Jesus is with you." "Massoud!" "Massoud!" "Hi." "Can I come?" "Can't." "I called." "Just room for one." "Please, please!" "You said resident permit today." "It was not true." "Sorry, God!" "I'll give you, if I can come." "Ohh so much money...." "I can't say no." "Come on!" "Yes!" "You have to stay calm." "Otherwise not." "I promise, calm." "I promise." "With lust and great beauty" "Bloody fan." "Look how beautiful!" "It is hot as hell today." "Don't talk like that, why are you angry?" "Not so bad..." "That was why it was so cheap, 1000 kronor." "Bloody "blackhead"!" "A warm car for a "blackhead" from the jungle." "Bloody racist car!" "Sweden is good." "We will have fun." "Sweden, Sweden, Sweden!" "Sweden, Sweden, Sweden!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Championship gold!" "Calm down!" "I have to scream." "I love this country!" "This country is only bad!" "No." "In my country everyone is afraid." "Sweden is free, different!" "A lot of food, nice and clean." "No one kills, no one hates." "No one loves." "Because people in Sweden have no feelings." "They are quiet." "The food doesn't taste anything, just potatoes!" "I love potatoes!" "OK!" "Mashed potatoes is very good!" "If you hate this country, why do you want to stay?" "I don't, I have to!" "If I go home to Iran, they'll kill me." "Or put me in prison for ten, twenty years." "It is so bloody warm." "Roll down the window." "No screaming." "No screaming!" "Sweden, Sweden, Sweden!" "Stop!" "." "Stop!" "What?" "We will work." "What are you talking about?" "Over there." "Strawberries!" "Are you bloody insane?" "Stop swearing!" "Jesus weeps when he hears those words." "We are on the run!" "The Police might already be after us." "Stay here and take it easy." "I'll earn some money." "Strawberries!" "Strawberries!" "Ali!" "Bloody birds." "Jan-Olle." "There is a black negro." "Most peculiar." "Hi." "I'm Ali." "Hi there!" "I want to pick strawberries!" "They are not ripe yet." "I am the best runner in Somalia." "That might be true, but doesn't matter." "You'll have to come back in a while." "Bye." "You said you were a good runner?" "Yes!" "I will represent Sweden." "Then I might have a job for you after all." "It doesn't exactly fit like it used to." "You look really plump." "It will be nice!" "Lukas and Peter are here..." "Who are they?" "Do you want a beer?" "Do you have any wine?" "No, we save the bubble wine for the pictures." "Take a beer and relax in the sun!" "Don't step on the berries." "Keep in the middle." "Do you hear!" "That is it, give the bastards!" "Do you think I am paying you for dreaming?" "And you are standing on the berries as well." "Sorry, I didn't mean to." "This doesn't work." "Louise, this is Lukas and Peter, your co-actors." "Hi." "What co-actors?" "Well... your co-actors." "You mean that I will have sex with?" "For get it." "Never!" "Take it easy." "Louise." "You are insane!" "I was supposed to be naked in a yard." "You said "romantic and erotic"" "Note some bloody porn!" "You are out of your mind." "Nude pictures of you are not so interesting." "You are not a star." "If you were Carola it would've been enough to show your breasts." "Don't take it personally." "Fuck off!" "Hi." "I am Ali." "You are very beautiful, and I am Ali." "Come on now." "It is a chance to a new career." "I'm doing you a favor." "Fuck you to!" "Louise!" "Fuck off!" "Friend." "I think I'm in love!" "I've met the worlds most beautiful woman!" "I'm in love!" "Wait, I have to talk to her!" "I'm going without you." "Get in the car!" "No, friend." "Wait!" "There she is." "Hallo, are you going to Malmö?" "Yes, do you want to come with us?" "I have to get away." "He is insane." "He wants to hit me." "He is a rapist." "Please!" "He is a real Nazi!" "Louise, come back." "You are insane." "Bloody maniac." "You are so cool." "What would I've done if you were not there?" "It is ok." "You were great when you punched him!" "How disappointed he got!" "I have miss Sweden in my car." "It is not your car." "I ran the fastest in the whole of Somalia." "I will get an Olympic gold for Sweden." "I swear to god, if I get to stay... ..I will get a gold for the King and the whole of Sweden." "Good!" "Are you miss Sweden?" "Well, it was a couple of years ago." "Here in the same car:" "The Sweden's most beautiful miss and Somalia's best runner." "These things only happen in Sweden!" "are you Somalia's best runner?" "Stop!" "Look, Louise!" "Drive faster!" "Ali..." "Get in the bloody car!" "Stop, get in the car now." "Look, Louise!" "Miss, look!" " I see!" "You are really good!" "Ali, it is enough!" "Get in the car." "Louise!" "Look, Louise!" "Louise!" "Take care, and thank you for everything." "But miss, will we never see each other?" "Give me a call if you are nearby." "Sing about the students happy days" "I will call her all the time." "Every day!" "Are you nuts." "She doesn't want that." "Yes she does, if I'm nearby." "What nearby?" "Do you even know where we are going, where we are, and how to get out?" "Louise!" "Louise!" "Get out!" "What have I done?" "Ow, ow." "Open Massoud!" "Massoud, what have I done?" "You're hearting me." "Open up!" "Get in." "Get in the car!" "This is no game, do you understand?" "We are illegal immigrants." "No more picking strawberries." "No more screaming or singing." "Do you want the police to send you back to Kenya?" "Or Somalia, or where ever you come from." "Do you?" "You have to understand." "I'm bad." "I understand." "No more screaming." "I'll be quiet." "Nothing... more" "We'll go to Johansson?" "Here we go." "But..." "Hi." "Eva." "Welcome." "Kjell." "Was it difficult to find?" "I forgot to say..." "there are two of us." "Ali." "My friends." "This is Massoud and Ali." "The Filipov family" "Olga, Alexej, Nadja, Julia, Vladimir and Alexander." "They are Russian Jews." "We are not Jews." "Juan from Colombia, and Mihail from Albania" "Breakfast and supper are served in the kitchen." "Otherwise it is good if you stay down here." "The bathroom is upstairs, and you are allowed to go there." "Smoking is allowed in the kitchen." "I hope you parked your car far from here." "Won't Massoud come?" "No, he hates Swedish food." "So... he won't eat at all?" "No, he only drinks coffee." "Can I have some more herring?" "A glass of wine?" "No, I have to call Mihails lawyer." "You are working too hard." "Take a break." "No, it is not possible." "You know how I get when I drink wine." "That is why I bought it." "Maybe tomorrow." "I'm just saying you this..." "Damn, I don't know what to say..." "They are eleven now." "It isn't fun anymore!" "I don't hide refugees for fun." "My value as a human would decrease if I didn't." "If you are so good, why can't you show me some respect too." "Not just to every "blackhead"!" "Excuse me." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." "It just came out of me..." "Eva, every time the phone rings I get scared that the kids will be isolated." "They are never allowed to invite friends." " Now he is there again." "Don't drink more." "There is someone in the garden." "We don't have any spies in the garden." "You are mad because you didn't get to BBQ with Börje." "Don't drink anymore!" "I'm seeing things then!" "I'm stupid!" "What I think doesn't mean anything!" "Are you done?" "Yes..." "Good night!" "I will dream of miss Sweden." "Forget her." "I love." "I can't sleep." "I'll go for a smoke." "Do you know where the toilet is if you have to go?" "I don't have to." "But you run to it every night." "Eva." "Hi." "Oh... you scared me." "I was watering." "I don't know how it is called in Swedish, the flower." "It is supposed to have a lot of water." "So, you have green fingers?" "What?" "I don't have green fingers." "Well, you use to say that when..." "What do you mean?" "You are not telling me that I have green fingers." "they are just a little bit darker." "You misunderstood." "It is an expression." "I don't misunderstand. "Blackhead", green fingers." "I know what you mean." "Take it easy." "What is the fuss about?" "Are you smoking?" "We decided that you would..." "Yes, yes." "I know!" "The kitchen fan." "It isn't even on." "Smoking?" "Yes." "Couldn't sleep." "Afraid to go back to Russia." "Russia "kaputt"." "And do you know why?" "No." "Jews" "David, Israel, Jew." "You mean...?" "Jews rule in Russia." "If Hitler had killed them all, the whole world would be better." "But what are you saying?" "What are you saying?" "!" "Eva." "Wake up." "Do you know what Alexej said?" "That the Jews are to blame for the situation in Russia." "That it was a pity Hitler didn't kill them all." "You have misunderstood." "His whole family is Jewish." "That's why they fled." "No, you have misunderstood." "You think that all refugees are saints." "I don't know what he told you  but the truth is we have a family of anti-Semites in the cellar." "It is true!" "You are insane!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "How could you make up a thing like that?" "Josefin?" "Dam it." "Stop." "You have to leave." "Wrong, wrong." "I thought it was the toilet." "I went wrong." "Don't be scared!" "What the hell!" "I went wrong." "sure." "What is happening?" "What has happened?" "Hi." "I'd like to report that there are illegal immigrants at Lindvägen 28." "Lindvägen 28." "One which just tried to rape a 15 year old girl." "And who the hell are you?" "Bad." "Very bad." "You have to hurry." "They can be here anytime now." "Nadja!" "Friend, it will be ok." "We can go to Louise." "Idiot!" "Take it easy now." "Tomas is my brother." "He is a good policeman." "Mom, they are here now!" "Not a sound now." "Quiet down the child!" "It is a false alarm." "What are you doing here?" "We were nearby." "We have checked the house  and we can't find any immigrants." "Pack your stuff." "My little brother is kind." "He is a kind policeman, not bad." "We made them go." "If anyone says anything about this I'll personally deport them." "I don't care about your "blackheads"." "I'm doing this for you." "But you'll have to get rid of them." "My colleagues might be back." "Bloody idiot!" "We can go to Göteborg." "I have a friend there." "I don't want to hear your voice." "sorry." "Sorry, Eva." "I didn't mean to." "It was like..." "I only have one thing to say to you." "Divorce." "So go then!" "Just go!" "It is ok." "I know..." "I know what is wrong with you, why you are like a crazy bird." "When you sleep at night you dream of terrible things." "Then you wake up..." "You scream." "It is ok." "I too have..." "You don't know." "It is not like that." "I dream wonderful dreams about my family." "I read a story for my sisters and my brother, before they fall asleep." "Everything is alright." "Mom and dad are laughing." "We are very happy." "Then my mother calls..." "That is when I wake up and remember." "Remember what?" "My friend and I were in another village  the whole day." "When we came back in the evening everyone was dead." "My mom and dad." "They had murdered with those big knives." "Cut in the throat..." "Everyone." "My little sisters and brother..." "No one was alive." "All dead." "Only me and my friend..." "Only me and my friend are alive." "Now I am alone... alone." "But how old are you?" "I don't know." "Fifteen, sixteen." "But you are only a child..." "Why do you say you are 25?" "Maybe a better chance of staying in Sweden." "Any more lies?" "No, no more." "Runner." "Is that true?" "Best junior runner in Meganenga." "Not the whole Somalia." "I was afraid of telling the truth." "When I did, no one believed me." "We stop for some rest." "Canada?" "Why are you talking about Canada?" "You can tell me the truth!" "But you are a lawyer, you have to help..." "We can send another application." "Could you just repeat?" "But you..." "You mean there is no chance?" "And Ali?" "Not?" "Look how many nice things!" "Only pick cans with paint in." "We have to repaint the car, so that the police won't recognize us." "Number 25. "Pytt i Panna"" "How can you eat that?" "You must be hungry." "Taste it, it is good." "Disgusting, even dogs get better food." "It looks like shit." "When you have a stomach disorder." "What you have on your plate is pig." "The fried meat is from a pig." "Not at all." "It is baked beans and pork." "It is the same thing, idiot." "Eat up, we have to get going." "Number 28." "Pork fillet with pineapple." "Have to go to the toilet." "Ali!" "Are you alright?" "Shut up and open the door." "Shut up!" "Sorry, I didn't mean to." "Forget it!" "Get in." "I think you can be Swedish, even though you don't like baked beans and pork." "Lets paint the car now." ""Falu" red, "Falu" sausage... everything is "Falu"." ""Falu" horse, "Falu" cottage and "Falu" car." ""Falu" car..." "What are you doing?" "You are painting it white." "What have you done!" "It is supposed to be like that!" "No it is not!" "It is!" "Look over there!" ""Falu"" "OK, but make it proper around the windows." "You paint everywhere." "It is supposed to be like windows." "You are painting everywhere." "It is around the windows." "Göteborg is a big city." "It will be difficult to find your friend." "Where does he live?" "Do you have the address?" "Address?" "Where to should I drive?" "We can go to Louise." "We can go to miss Louise." "She said we could come by." "Look address!" "We are not going to Louise." "She doesn't care about us." "Where is your friend?" "I lied." "I have no friend." "But we can go to Louise..." "It is hot." "I can't breathe." "Damn fan!" "No more heat in this car." "You have arranged this well." "No friend, nowhere to stay, nothing..." "Maybe we should call Louise?" "Stop talking about her!" "I can't." "One day I'll meet her..." "love." "Maybe she can help?" "You are crazy." "Give me!" "Give me the number to Louise." "I can make the call!" "You stay here." "You have already ruined and lied enough." "I'll make the call." "Wait here." "Hello there, sweetie!" "How is my burger?" "What are you doing tonight?" "Can't we go for a date?" "Nice breasts you have." "Pick up the phone!" "Are you deaf?" "!" "Hey, the phone is ringing." "So answer the phone!" "I have a customer." "Answer it yourself!" "This damn girl..." "Wow!" "That valley between the hills." "Answer it you stupid cow!" "Can it be so hard to hear what I'm saying!" "Are you out of your mind?" "What are you doing woman?" "Fuck off fatso!" "Mohammed...?" "miss Sweden..." "I just lost my job." "Lost your job... ?" "Where is your friend Ali?" "He... is over there." "Come on!" "Lets go and get him." "Miss... miss Louise." "Miss Louise!" "Smile..." "Smile, smile!" "Smile!" "Don't forget to smile now." "Everything is bad!" "I couldn't pay the rent even before I left for Skåne." "I didn't play along with their filth, so there were no money." "Now I am here with two illegal immigrants and have nowhere to go." "It will sort itself out, Louise." "You only say stupid things." "Ali!" "Do you think I am cute?" "I think you are very cute." "And you Massoud?" "Am I cute?" "Stop it!" "You drink too much." "He doesn't find me cute." "Wait, I'll show you something." "Take a look!" "It is me." "I'm cute don't you think?" "But I was a lot thinner back then." "But I'm cute." "Stop it!" "Let's go to sleep." "Have you no humor?" "It was just for fun." "She is just joking." "The girl in the magazine was not Louise, right?" "No, not Louise." "_She was just joking." "Go to sleep now." "Goodnight." "Hurry up!" "I'll pee myself." "Just a moment." "So where have you hidden it?" "Well..." "I have to go to sleep." "I saw when you took the magazine." "No, I was just cleaning." "I moved it." "It shouldn't be on the floor." "Ali could find it." "So where did you put it?" "Look!" "You are cleaning very well." "Sorry." "I get so stupid when I'm drunk." "Good night" "Good night." "There I am, The best in Somalia." "I'm going to win an Olympic medal for Sweden." "Go back and do some stretching with the others." "It is seldom you see such talent." "I run fast." "I'll show you." "Feel!" "Feel!" "No pulse." "You are welcome to start training with us." "Problem." "No, no problem." "We are not prejudice against foreigners." "Big problem." "Permit to stay." "Permit to stay?" "I'm an immigrant." "I can take a medal for Sweden if I can stay." "Then you'll need a lawyer, not a trainer." "I can't help you." "Come, lets go." "Damn it!" "They have changed the locks." "This is what happens if you don't pay the rent." "Shut up, you old hag!" "Bloody idiots!" "Yesterday they promised me another week." "So, then I'll have to crawl back to mommy and daddy." "You could come with me to Dalarna." "My parents have a big house." "We could stay there until we find something else." "Could we stay with your mother?" "Absolutely." "Or, at least I think so..." "We are going with Louise, right?" "We don't have any other friend in the whole world." "I promise you, everything will be ok." "We should not be sad." "We are going to help each other." "We are friends." "It is nothing dangerous." "Nothing dangerous..." "The Police!" "The Police!" "What are we going to do?" "No driving license!" "We'll have to swap places." "Move over!" "Damn!" "My sunglasses." "Hi." "Could I see your license please?" "Massoud, could you get my wallet." "Thank you." "Thank you." "He will soon notice that we changed one letter." "Would you please step out of the car." "Bastards!" "Shit!" "Watch out!" "Come on!" "Come, come, come!" "They overtake us." "We are finished." "Come on, cowards." "Overtake us!" "What the hell!" "You to, friend!" "It is nice." "Ali, come on!" "It is really warm." "I can't swim." "It is like in "Natural Born Killers"." "But we are no killers of course." "We can sleep outside in the grass." "No thanks, I've had it with mosquitoes." "Welcome!" "What are you doing here?" "But it is a girl!" "We are sorry!" "Really Sorry!" "." "It was really stupid of us." "We just needed somewhere to sleep." "We didn't want to steal." "Our caravan broke down." "We are sorry!" "It was..." "Really stupid of us." "Is it only you?" "Are there more?" "Open slowly." "Stand still." "Don't move." "Now." "What are they talking about?" "Maybe they'll call the police." "Sch, here they come!" "Excuse me..." "How about some breakfast?" "How kind of you!" "Really nice house you have!" "I was thinking, maybe we should light a small fire tonight." "We won't stay that long." "You are most welcome." "Your caravan is..." "You have to stay." "We have so many rooms." "Maybe you'd like to help me carrying some firewood?" "Well lets see now..." "You are beautiful." "Beautiful." "What?" "You don't know any English?" "Just Swedish." "You look so strong." "Can I feel your muscles?" "Make an effort." "Like that!" "Wow that was something!" "That is good..." "Having it comfortable there, Ali?" "Strange..." "Don't like it." "The food is on the table -herring and fresh potatoes." "You like that don't you?" "Please take a seat!" "It is strange..." "This morning on our way here we were talking about Ali." "About Ali?" "Well..." "No, not about Ali, but..." "It is a little difficult to talk about it." "As we were younger, Vera and I, used to go to Africa." "Gambia." "You see, Vera and I..." "It is a peculiarity we have..." "We like black men -young, black men." "It is totally mutual." "We do it together." "We used to go where it was possible to do what we like." "This morning we were talking about that, that we probably are too old now." "Never to experience that felt sad." "As if life was over, with just the memories left." "We came here and there he was." "A miracle." "Is there a possibility that he would like?" "We will pay of course." "We can't pay that much." "But you need the money, don't you?" "It would be fantastic for us." "One last time..." "What a wonderful day!" "And what a wonderful evening!" "It makes me think about..." "Gambia." "Are you from Gambia?" "Somalia." "5000." "It sounds a bit much, but..." "What are you talking about?" "A night with Ali for 5000." "It is a bit too cheap." "What are you talking about?" "We are only joking a little." "Having a little fun." "You would like to buy, or?" "Do you think that you can buy everything with your money?" "You are sick!" "Now I'm getting it." "I was wrong, Sweden is very entertaining!" "I thought Swedes where dull." "But on the inside there are many secrets." "They are not funny." "They are disgusting." "They should be put into jail." "They were like my grandparents." "Maybe they think you have a huge..." "Huge what?" "A huge penis." "I have a small one." "You know the myth, right?" "In Africa all men have a huge..." "Stop it!" "I don't want to hear!" "Sorry, my friend." "I was mean." "You are only tired, right?" "It is cold, could you put on the heating?" "Put on the heating!" "It doesn't work." "What are you doing over there Ali?" "Come here." "It is much warmer here." "I don't want to." "I don't want to bee here." "Don't want to." "You take too much." "She is very beautiful." "A very beautiful girl." "Very." "You are getting so handsome!" "Fish sticks...?" "We have eaten that every day now." "Daddy!" "Put it back." "Dam it, for the last time." "Stop washing." "But I'm not finished." "Get in the car." "Get in!" "Wow, how sticky!" "Here, Ali." "Hallo?" "You have stolen." "I don't want to eat." "Swedish sandwich." "Very good." "I don't want any." "Look how nice it is." "You must be starving." "Sorry, Jesus!" "I am sure Jesus would not like you to starve to death." "A hitchhiker!" "Let's pick him up." "Might be trouble." "Come on!" "Stop!" "It could be fun." "I'm Ali." "Louise" "Mackan. (short for Marcus, also sandwich)" "What was your name?" "Mackan?" "I've eaten a sandwich many times, but never said hi to one before." "Hi." "I'm Massoud from Iran." "Do you really mean we can sleep at your place?" "No problem." "But what if your parents come home?" "They'll be gone for many days." "I want some." "Give me an olive too." "But you're driving." "OK." "We are going home to you." "It feels like anything can happen." "Are you sure this is the place?" "Of course!" "I live here." "Push the button." "Push!" "Wow!" "Do you live here?" "It is wonderful!" "Park the car in the garage." "Check this out!" "It can't be true." "It is unbelievable!" "You look like a beggar and live like this." "I'm very surprised." "What are you doing Ali?" "Are you drinking alcohol?" "I'm tired of you." "You think I'm just a child." "I can drink to." "Be careful not to drink too much." "He can drink some." "It doesn't matter." "Mix with some coke, it will become weaker." "So cool!" "Cognac and coke." "Super, Ali!" "lets party." "Cheers!" "This is totally unbelievable!" "I have to make a copy of this tape." "You like it?" "It is great." "You like Persian music." "It is good!" "Mackan, how many pools do you have?" "Who is paying for all this?" "Could you sing something in Persian?" "Come on!" "No." "It will get better." "Does she like me?" "You can see that." "Shave off the mustache." "Swedish girls don't like men with a mustache." "You look like Freddy Mercury." "Who is he?" "Forget it." "And you?" "What do you think of Louise?" "I don't want to think about that." "I'm not staying here." "I'm going to Canada." "Why Canada?" "I know someone that helps refugees." "He used to help a lot of people to Sweden, but now no one is allowed to stay." "Now he's helping people to Canada." "There it is possible to get a job and to live." "You can live." "You fool." "You are just a little ill." "Tomorrow you'll feel better." "No, I won't." "Sweden is bad." "Bloody Sweden!" "Why are you saying that?" "Every one lies and pretends to be nice." "No one wants me to stay in Sweden." "No one!" "Just the sick old man and lady." "I like you Ali." "All of us do." "I don't believe." "Don't turn off the light." "As you like." "Good night, Ali." "You think I don't see, but I know." "What?" "What is it that I don't know?" "You love Massoud." "He loves you." "He won't say it, but I think he does." "Sleep now!" "Hi..." "How is it with Ali?" "He's asleep." "We maybe should get married...?" "Then perhaps you will be allowed to stay in Sweden." "I can't do like that." "Why not?" "What will happen to Ali and...?" "Shall we just leave him?" "I can't marry you both." "It is not allowed in Sweden." "Unfortunately..." "Hi?" "Am I disturbing?" "No, not at all." "I brought some Champagne." "Wow!" "Where are your parents on vacation?" "They are out sailing... with the king." "Did you say the king?" "He and my dad went to Sigtuna." "Have you met the king and Silvia?" "It is nothing special with them." "You are much cooler." "What are you doing Massoud?" "I couldn't sleep." "I'm just looking around." "Do you need money for the Canada trip?" "I don't know what you are talking about." "You won't get any money for this." "Hang on..." "Look what I found!" "It might be worth 20 000." "Mom has lots of them." "One more or less won't matter." "I can't take this." "Property is theft." "Mom will get a new one on the insurance." "Good night Massoud." "Now I'm of to sleep." "Is east is clear?" "It is green." "And the wing?" "It is clear." "Seems to be calm tonight guys." "They weren't supposed to come home!" "It is the king!" "I hope Massoud doesn't make something stupid." "We have to find him." "The king is playing table tennis." "It is piggy-tennis." "They always do when they are drunk." "I'll talk to the king." "He'll help us stay in Sweden." "He doesn't care about us." "Yes he does." "The king is coming!" "Quiet!" "I want to talk." "Christ what a mess!" "Henrik, you really have to talk some sense into Marcus." "What is it?" "Calm down hinny." "There was someone in there!" "What has happened?" "A Turk!" "A Turk!" "PKK!" "Secure the area!" "King, wake up!" "Uncle King!" "Dam it Ali!" "Stop jelling." "He can help Ali and Massoud." "We have to go." "We have been discovered." "Where shall we go?" "The King!" "The King!" "Who is he?" "You are kidding me." "It is the King." "Uncle King, you have to help Ali and Massoud." "We'll take him with us." "Then the police won't dare to stop us." "We can't kidnap the King." "We'll go to jail." "Stop before I shoot!" "I live here." "They ran that way." "There are a lot of them there." "Come on!" "There is another one coming this way!" "I forgot my bag." "Stop!" "Or I'll shoot!" "Suspect seized." "South." "You bastard!" "Leave now!" "Come with us." "I can't" "Leave now, dam it!" "Go!" "Come on Massoud!" "Go!" "Shut up!" "They are coming!" "They are breaking in!" "The door!" "The door!" "Here they come!" "Marcus!" "What is going on here?" "Huh?" "Little prick!" "I'll piss on you so you'll learn to behave." "Hi there King!" "I'm Ali." "But... he's not the king." "You are Marcus's friends, right?" "The King?" "Damn it...." "C'est moi." "Not the king?" "Can't you see that?" "I'm just kidding." "I'm not the king." "I'm Nalle" "Nalle...?" "Nalle." "Nalle?" "Nalle!" "It was nice meeting you, but now I have to throw up." "I'll just be a minute." "Carl-Gustaf!" "Hi mom." "Louise..." "Hi." "I didn't know that you'd come." "I'm not hungry." "Go ahead and eat." "Right..." "How are you?" "Thank you, quite well." "What?" "You could have kept in touch." "I've been so busy... so much to do." "But now I'm here." "Now you are here." "I wanted to ask if I could stay here for some days, with two friends." "Göran..." "So you read that kind of magazines?" "Every man in the whole of Leksand has read this one." "The neighbors, people at work..." "This nice picture was stuck to the front door one morning." "I hope they are nice." "I don't think so." "I think they are mean." "Honestly..." "I really regret I did that." "But now it is done." "Nothing we can do about it, right?" "Can I stay here a few days?" "We could stay in my old room." "It is not your room anymore." "Ok... so what is it then?" "It is empty." "No furniture." "There is absolutely nothing!" "Where are my things?" "We moved them into the caravan." "In the old one." "We bought a new one." "And then you moved all my things..." "Daddy got so angry when they stuck that picture to the door." "So I'll just move the things back in then." "No!" "I don't want your things here." "And you neither." "That's nice to hear." "Can I take the old caravan then?" "Yes, why not." "Thank you." "Soon she'll com and say: "You can't stay here..." "immigrants are not welcome here."" "My friend, what's wrong?" "Before you were always happy." "Now you're only sour." "They are so bloody stupid." "I knew it." "We can stay here." "But they are so stupid that I don't want to." "We'll borrow the caravan and go somewhere else." "There's a camping not far from here." "They have a shower and all..." "OK, camping.... sure!" "But... are we doing the right thing now?" "Shouldn't we go out and talk to her?" "My life is ruined." "All bad!" "A bloody camping!" "It is insane." "I just have to do a thing." "I'll be right back." "I'm so happy." "I arranged the trip." "I'm leaving." "What do you mean "leaving"?" "Where to?" "Canada." "I talked to a man in Copenhagen." "There's one place in three days." "Malmö... then boat to Copenhagen then flight to Canada." "I can stay in Canada." "All papers are arranged." "I'll pay with this necklace." "I got it from Mackan." "I asked for two places, but there's only one." "Maybe some other time." "I'll call." "You like Sweden, right?" "You can stay here." "It will be ok, right?" "Everything will be ok, right?" "Bloody idiot!" "Louise?" "Open up!" "Go to hell!" "What did I do, my friend?" "You are not my friend." "Of course I'm your friend!" "You are a bastard." "I won't trouble you anymore." "I'll brake down the door." "Go to hell!" "Ali!" "What are you doing?" "Ali, please!" "Open up!" "Stop!" "Everyone screams and shouts." "Ali is very afraid." "They don't like Somalians." "Sure they like you." "This is not dangerous." "Just take it easy." "Take it easy..." "You have to take Ali with you to Canada." "We have to find Louise." "Have you seen her?" "Come on!" "Look, we are in the middle of Africa!" "We should've made a turn before Leksand." "There they are." "Stop!" "Is that your friends?" "But they are Negroes!" "Get in!" "We are going to a party." "We are not coming." "And you should stay here to." "Of course we're going." "Come on." "These guys are really nice." "Aren't you Big Bert?" "Only if you behave." "Friends of yours are friends of mine." "After you." "They are not dangerous." "Massoud, you'll follow in the car." "I'm going with Massoud." "Come with us." "It's more fun." "And the Caravan?" "Just leave it!" "Massoud." "Come on." "Drink up!" "My little sweet tooth." "How cute." "Carola is a legend within the world of tattoos." "She has been a cover girl." "She is a little kinky." "But loveful and faithful." "My little bacon girl..." "Dam it Weasel." "Take of your shirt. (racistic message)" "But why?" "We have guests, show some respect!" "It doesn't matter." "Yes it does!" "The "blackheads" could get upset." "You are hopeless!" "Take that one off to." "(also racistic message)" "Bloody idiot..." "Have you hurt yourself there Weasel?" "Big Bert made me a new tattoo." "Put it back on." "Are you sure you don't want one to?" "No thanks." "And you?" "Do you want a tattoo?" "What time is it?" "Past twelve!" "Dig in." "It is fermented herring." "Come on!" "Now some snaps." "You are crazy." "Shall we sneak away and fuck?" "I have to pee." "But it is so nice to fuck." "It is nicer to pee, if you have to pee." "Why don't you want to fuck with Big Bert?" "Do you have a loved one?" "As a matter of fact I do." "I'll whisper his name." "Massoud..." "How about that?" "Do you like it?" "What has happened?" "Don't worry." "It is not a real one." "It is fake." "He is only kidding." "It isn't a real tattoo." "It is only a special pen that you mark with." "It can be removed." "Are you calm now?" "Don't touch me!" "I'm sorry." "Bloody idiot!" "You too!" "Say I did it." "She is so mad." "You "Blackheads" come to our country and take our women from us." "How could she choose you, when she could've had a tasty guy like Big Bert?" "Women like that don't grow on trees, not even here." "Run after her." "Hurry!" "Come on!" "Lets go away." "Check it out lads!" ", Check it out!" "Just push it in!" "Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her!" "Can't you stay with me?" "We could marry." "We can have kids." "Don't talk..." "But... what have you done?" "I heard..." "That Swedish girls don't like moustaches." "Since when did you start to care?" "Massoud." "Ali!" "I'm not going to Canada." "I'm staying here." "Don't you hear?" "I'm staying here." "You're not going to Canada?" "No, I'm staying." "That's good." "That's good!" "There's a place... in Canada." "What do you mean?" "I want top go." "I'll take your place." "You want to go to Canada?" "Sweden..." "I don't like it anymore." "I thought it was good." "But Canada is a good country." "I think I can stay there." "You want to go to Canada?" "But you can't, you are young." "Sure I can!" "I'm going to Canada and you'll help me." "OK..." "Ok?" "What?" "You can go to Canada." "Good." "That's good." "Come on now!" "I present Mazda à la Big Bert!" "We made a few changes, so that the police won't recognize you." "It is the wrong key on the horn, but I'm no Robert Wells." "It is much faster now." "Take care!" "(Swedish national hymn)" "We can have a party." "We'll drink champagne." "What do you say, Ali?" "OK." "Don't be sad." "We'll drink champagne and have a party." "OK?" "Let's have a party now, right?" "Kjell?" "You shouldn't be sad." "Do you have to leave?" "Sweden doesn't want me maybe someone else does." "I don't nag at anyone." "Are you mad at me?" "Have I been stupid?" "No." "Do you love Ali?" "Yes, I do." "Then you are nice." "Be nice to Massoud." "He is my best friend." "I met Kjell." "Do you remember?" "We can stay at his place tonight." "The boat leaves early tomorrow morning." "You understand what has happened." "Eva left me." "So here you are..." "listening to Lundell." "You are as if paralyzed." "I miss her a lot." "And the kids..." "Sorry, my problems are not so big compared to yours." "Where is Eva?" "Where is she?" "She is at her brothers." "She has been there the whole summer." "I'll give her a call." "The number." "No, it's not a good idea." "I'm Massoud... busy?" "Doesn't matter." "It is about life." "Hi, Eva!" "Do you remember Massoud...?" "I have to say something important." "I respect you." "You are a good person." "But you are making a mistake." "You are bad." "This world is very difficult." "It is difficult to live." "You and Kjell are good people." "You are needed." "You have to stay together." "You have to try." "Not run away." "You have to come home, otherwise I'll get very angry." "I'll come and get you." "I'll come and get you!" "She's coming." "We'll clean up now." "We'll make it look nice... wash up." "You'll shave." "You look like a refugee." "Is Eva coming here?" "Hurry, we don't have much time." "Are you sure?" "You didn't misunderstand?" "Stop nagging, she's coming." "I have something for you." "I'll think about you... always." "You are making me sad." "Go now." "Do you have everything with you?" "You didn't forget something?" "I think you left something in Dalarna." "You have to have these if you are going to win gold for Canada." "You are the best friend I've ever had Massoud." "I want too..." "You have..." "I want too..." "Louise..." "You and me..." "You teach me..." "You teach me joy." "Do you understand?" "You teach me about life." "You have to believe that people are good." "It is the only thing you can do." "You can still change your mind." "You can change your mind now." "I won't." "I long for Canada." "Maybe I'll visit Canada and you Sweden?" "Maybe." "I believe it will be so." "If you are going to stay in Sweden, you'll need this." "Is it good like this?" "Good." "It is good." "No!" ", No!" "Massoud!" "Massoud..." "Massoud!" "Louise!" "Louise!" "Louise!" "Translation:" "Voise"