"Bro!" "Atleast lock the car, you are my sister, this is anthony's car, nobody will touch it," "do me a favour!" "I'll watch some football, you go!" "Take care of your bag, it's anthony's cash not usama's address that anyone can have it," "what are you doing?" "Sports gather people, tell that man in jersey, my name is anthony," "i have put 2 million on brazil." "On brazil?" "Brazil is gonna lose for the first time," "you are the father of octopus, but game is still remain, yes it is... my bag!" "Brown bag?" "Yes!" "What you kept here?" "Yes, but where did it go?" "Where it's gone?" "Why do people stealing?" "Just for cash!" "My 3 million were in that bag, just for 30 thousands..." "even i can give you that." "That was 30 lacs... he stole anthony's money, i won't spare him," "let's complain in police, have you gone mad?" "That was anthony's black money, i will find him," "car!" "We also lost our car." "What should i do with you?" "Your car and money both stolen in a single day, whose son you are?" "I think i am your son, and who am i?" "Rosie!" "That rosie... a guy winked her when she was 15, i smashed his eye," "when i was 20 he gave me a rose, so i broke his hand," "and i gave my hand to that guy, and i got married with him when i became 25, that's your father," "we are hearing this story since childhood, i told brother that we will complain in police," "we will go to police?" "Do we?" "Like every girl goes to bollywood after becoming miss india, same as that every car goes to usman's garage after stealing," "what rosie's son will pick up?" "Such a brand new mercedes, you have stolen from the showroom, amazing job, one day you will also bring me gateway of india, give me the money, come!" "Here's your money," "who is usman?" "What do you want?" "Are you usman?" "No!" "Then call usman, i am usman, tell me which car you want?" "I have pajero, audi, hummer, anthony wants his own car, brown mercedes," "tell me where is my car otherwise i will kill you, usman!" "Why are you so quite?" "Is it a cerfew?" "Who is he?" "Who are you?" "I am his uncle," "what happen?" "My car has been stolen, if you car has been stolen then go to insurance company, you have come on wrong address, your son deals in stolen cars, i know my car is here," "you have only 24 hours, anthony wants his car back," "did you find my car?" "That goes to aasam, really?" "Come i will send you to sky, no!" "No!" "That uncle made you fool," "he stolen you car, chetan aka chacha, where i will find him?" "America got laden but you won't find him" "here is my card," "are you going to bangkok?" "No!" "I will go to bandra, if this plane is going to bangkok so i will go to bangkok, what's your business?" "I break stones, you realeased from thatjail," "i have diamonds business, seems like a huge business, that's my side business," "are you alright?" "I think you are travelling for first time." "I am not habbitted, i always travelled in jet, jet airways?" "No my private jet, but today modi borrowed from me, i have shares in ipl." "That must be expensive," "285 lacs, my taste is hi-fi" "where will you stay in bangkok?" "Can i have a room here?" "You can't have a bathroom without a booking," "i have already send an e-mail to female." "How she will recognize you?" "We have a code word," "i will exchange the money, exchange your love with indian first," "don't enjoy without me, not at all." "You were watching my purse, and i was watching your watch," "you narrated me dialogues and i stole your money," "how would you have fun?" "You are saying some bhagat is already in my room, bhagat is already came here, how is that possible?" "If anyone will say that i am bhagat, even you can say that you're bhagat, i am also bhagat," "i am bhagat who booked presidential suit from india, assume it that you are bhagat, show me your passport, my passport has been stolen on airport." "What's the guarantee that you are bhagat, do you know some famous man here?" "You must have known someone?" "Did you recognize me?" "Yes!" "I am bhagat," "bhagat is already in room, he is not bhagat, i am bhagat." "Two bhagats i will take extra charge for that." "That bhagat is a fraud, what's the code word?" "Code word will work?" "I will tell you." "I will tell you," "i pay for that and you take the kiss, who is he?" "What he wants?" "Take him out from here, there is a confusion, he is saying that he is bhagat, he is saying he is bhagat." "Here is your prize money," "there is no day and night for this poor person," "give him some money and send him back, no!" "It's not a sympothy i am doing it from the heart, you are doing it from the heart, yes!" "Let's go!" "I am also going there, tell your servant to carry my bags, he is not a servant he is the famous social worker," "who helped somalian's kids." "He helped so tell him to help this blind man, and carry my bags, please chetan!" "Don't forget that red bag, he made you a potter, not me but you, pick up the bags," "and don't forget that red bag," "do you know?" "I also saved some money to stay in a hotel like this, but some rascal... be carefull!" "There are some people who stole blind man's money, may i ask you one thing?" "Is there a woman in your life?" "Yes there is a maid, who wash my dishes," "no!" "I am asking about a wife or a girlfriend," "yes!" "She was pretty like you, i can see that time," "meenu and me loved each other, she was a model and i was a role model." "A soldier, so you were a soldier," "when you were having fun in that time i was a soldier, i was in navy, actually you know a friend of mine... was also a wathmen on navy's gate," "my duty was on gateway to india to goa." "One day suddenly terrorists attacked on us, we were cross firing till 3 days, and you lost your eyes in that firing, why you are in hurry to made me blind," "tell me more!" "After 6 months, when i discharge from the hospital and went to meenu, so meenu became excited and gave you hug," "50% right!" "50%?" "She gave a hug, but not me," "she was already having hug with someone else." "What are you saying?" "Not him i am telling to god, that you are such a liar." "Why did you do this injustice with this man, you never get your treatment," "i lost my eyes because of love, now they will come with love," "now you have come, so love will be on the way," "will you escort me to bedroom?" "What a story he made?" "To hear that sanjay leela bhansali will make black 2." "How did you get blind," "your eyes came back," "my eyes came and gone from my wish, but after today you will become my eyes," "and you will inform me whatever is happening between khushi and chetan, you got money on kbc to give answers what this bbc will get?" "To hear about partnership my ears got open, i can hear chetan from the distance," "you are doing great social work for poor people." "How much donation you want?" "And what's the project amount?" "2 crore!" "If you are convinced so give me the money," "i will make the cheque right now, leave my hand," "bhagu is sinking in the water, please do something, listen to me!" "He is from navy he can swim," "that's bhagu's death wish, if he wants to die then how long you will save him," "until your art of giving is alive in this world, i will must save him," "teach her more art of giving, she has learned art of saving," "why don't you die?" "What should i do?" "Khushi don't let me die," "you also know martial arts." "Don't forget that i am also a soldier, and everyone should know self defence, do you know?" "I don't need self defence, i always have my own security, think it's on vaccation, and suddenly a thief caught you on a street, then what will you do?" "What will i do?" "I will teach you, think if some lover hold you," "then what will you do?" "What will i do?" "I will also teach you that, and he throw you on a bed, and hold your hands," "and put his lips on your lips, so you couldn't shout so what will you do?" "What will i do?" "What are you doing?" "He is teaching me self defence, i am watching he is attacking you not teaching defence, i was about to teach her but you came here, but i didn't came alone i also brought a surprise for you," "look over your right," "who is she?" "Who is she?" "Who are you sister?" "Sister!" "You didn't recognize her, she is meenu your lost love, you didn't recognize me," "where you have been?" "She can't be my meenu, but this your iphone," "it's you and she is your meenu, don't be stubborn, nobody refuses his love like this," "so you are refusing me for this rich and beautiful girl." "This girl is like his sister, she is not my wife," "do you remember tattoo of your name, this tattoo." "You made me fool and watch this tattoo till hours," "he believe it or not but you are my sister in law, no!" "They are lying, they are trying to trap me, me and my tattoo are wrong, but what about him?" "You must recognize him," "junior bhagu is so cute, go to your daddy," "it's been three days, and we couldn't find out, nor we open our room nor we open the curtains," "i won't take money from you," "for what?" "He just gave me money to become a wife for one day, but you kept me wife till 3 days," "but you also enjoyed, and i am not asking for anything," "let it go!" "I shouldn't take any woman's favour." "Are you alright?" "Thank god!" "Nothing could happen to you till i'm alive, i thrashed all of them," "there is a limit of lying, i thrashed all of them, did you see how i thrashed them?" "You can't even save your self." "How would you save others?" "You can't even see, how would you fight?" "You have saved her from the goons, you are a spiderman, batman," "how long you will take these sympathy." "Enough of this blind drama," "what happen?" "Bhagu is gone, where did he go?" "He is gone on heights, he is gone on bike alone, but why did you let him go?" "I tried to stop him, but he said nobody loves me in this world." "I think today is the last day of his life." "Sir!" "Bhagu has gone on bike to create some scene, and khushi is gone to following him, he likes to stunt, today it will his last stunt, why?" "Because either it's love or bike they both need a brake," "what happen to you?" "Why don't you say something?" "Whose name is khushi(happiness) Who gave happiness to others, tears don't looks good in her eyes," "please smile," "you can see," "i can see, my eyes are back," "what happen?" "This colour is hurting my eyes, please remove it, is it better?" "I am losing my vision from this yellow thing please remove it." "I can see from the distance but not from the closer." "Come closer!" "Is it better now?" "Now i can see the whole thing, but i am feeling shy," "who is this uncle?" "He is chetan," "i thought he would be 50 from his voice," "you can see because of me, you have brought his eyes back, my eyes are back because of shock," "that was not an accident but that was my master plan, i removed bike's breaks so you could have accident, you got shock and your eyes shall be back," "i am losing my vision," "you just got your eyes back don't look around, your eyes should be on india's border," "your country is calling you, your chetan is calling you," "for what?" "For new eyes," "what are you doing alone?" "I am not alone, who you are with?" "Your memories are with me, i am coming to you," "where are you?" "I am half naked in pool." "A naked girl is lying on my bed, come fast," "today i have found how easy it is to remove clothes, and how difficult to make them wear." "God!" "Please save me," "don't scare me, i could have heart attack, who is in this bed sheet?" "He is nano, he is drunk, i am taking him, may i help you?" "I told you don't go inside," "he is not in navy, he got this dress and medals on rent," "you are my master, you don't believe in art of giving but believe in art of taking," "if i am a con man so you are not a blind man, to become a blind man he kisses a shoulder," "where we are?" "Where you are," "both of you again?" "Why this uncle ran to see us?" "Let's go and ask him, that's much better, where did they come from?" "Listen to us, i'm not interested in talking to you," "to calling me father you made you screw my mom and sister," "we are standing in the church so we can't say clearly, tell us in flashback," "i still remember that night," "10 hours back... silent night... snoars in my nose, and church's bell." "My voice is surrounding, where we are?" "Nobody is here, father is taking nap in a cap." "Let me sleep," "let me sleep woman, come in morning, god is taking rest," "we want to get married right now, people celebrates honey moon in nights not marriages, you will awake the god in nights then he will get you up from the earth," "come right now, now or never, father will wear a rope and show his anger," "we all are piya," "who wants to get married?" "Man to man?" "I don't make gay marriages." "Not their marriage but my marriage with both of them," "it's not possible." "That's why you will get marry with one guy." "That situation occured 30 years back, two friends peter and pascal felt in love with a julie." "For julie's right they both fought," "but who won?" "Peter won, pascal beats most but peter won, if pascal would won so he wouldn't ringing the bell in church," "now you both will fight and whoever will win, that will marry with this girl." "And now i will become a referee from the priest," "then what happen?" "Then my head blown up, my tooth broken up and i lost my interest to see my face from one eye, but where is our khushi?" "How do i know?" "You broke me and left the church, god will never forgive you," "death in life... item song in movies... and anthony could come anytime in crime, what's the matter?" "He beated me that's fine but why did he beated you?" "On my engagement day... you both screwed me up." "Anthony become defammed rascals for you, but original song is different, you are standing in the church, i can't speak clearly." "Come on give me the money," "we won't give you the money, what will you do?" "Will you shoot me?" "Shoot me!" "You won't get anything to shoot us, i won't kill both of you." "I will kill your weakness," "where did you find khushi?" "Last night you were about your wedding, then i gave that hit to you," "he didn't do anything with you, he did..." "what?" "All night..." "what?" "On the bed..." "what?" "Kept me awake," "please let me go, i haven't done anything with you, my dad will give you your money," "money is yours and her dad, why you're putting us in this mess?" "Tell your dad that don't keep anyone's money like this." "You took my money and you will return it," "you have only 24 hours." "He abused my girlfriend, not your girlfriend but he abused my girlfriend," "phone is ringing," "only 15 hours are left, remeber my name is anthony, so what should i do?" "Shall i dance, my name is chetan and his name is bhagat, our country name is india, president of america's name is osama bin laden, not osama but obama," "a guy just gone his name is pilo." "Don't call me again, nothing's gonna happen, let's go back to our country," "one hour is still left," "anthony have a second hand plane business, he looks like a scrap dealer, he calls us after every 2 hours and says give me the money," "but where he is?" "Nobody mess up with anthony in crime, have you brought my gift," "may i close your chapter, here's your money, where is our stuff?" "Bring me the parcel," "girl in bag, i hope it's not a dead body." "She is moving, she is alive, let me check that she is not rakhi," "so she is your weakness, take care of her, not ours but only mine," "don't be stubborn, i am elder than you, but she is so young, love don't translate age," "you both are very slow, i will decide that who is my love," "that girl made us fool." "I told you don't influnece with her, but you said when she touches me i feel some shock, she gave you 440 watts shock," "and what did you said?" "Her lips are amazing, what a voice, when she talks it feels someone put his foot on some dog's tail." "Thank god that she is gone, however she was but she was amazing," "anthony took her," "why are you laughing?" "That anthony took khushi, but he don't know what's gonna happen with him," "you have come?" "Merry christmas!" "Your money on christmas day," "who send it all?" "You have sent those santa clause, do you know two punjabi santa came here," "and you know they sung jingle bell in punjabi, i didn't sent any santa, they shown your pics," "i am speaking from icuc bank, do you want credit card, you can get 1 million credit, i don't need credit card, but i need chetan and bhagat, why are you crying?" "Who will give credit a begger like you, nice game!" "You gave us 24 hours." "We went to your house and bring your own money," "give hug to your mom and kiss khushi from both of us," "i am requesting all of you, please give me 25 lacs for medication," "otherwise my entire life will be black," "you have reached here following me, you took many swears." "Give me the half money," "something happened?" "Now!" "You will lose your entire money,"