"(BEEPING)" "# I can see clearly now the rain has gone" "JAMIE:" "See that?" "That's what's gonna kill everyone." "Any second now." "It doesn't matter who you are, who you pray to, black or white, straight or gay, rich or poor." "Yeah, it's Judgment Day." "The actual apocalypse." "And where am I?" "In Slough." "Or rather, under Slough, watching it on telly." "NEWSREADER:" "One minute, now." "One minute." "These pictures coming live to us from Hubble." "JAMIE:" "You know that valley in Africa that all human DNA" " can be traced back to?" " (WOMAN SHOUTS)" "Centuries from now, will archaeologists say the same thing about Slough?" "WOMAN:" "Get me out of here!" "JAMIE:" "I mean, are we the future of mankind?" "It's time to brace ourselves." "To say goodbye." "I hope we'll meet again." "PRESIDENT:" "It's a work in progress, but we have every faith in a positive outcome." "Operation Saviour continues to advance at an astounding pace, a testament to what can be achieved through shared international endeavor." "Ten days from now, the Saviour spacecraft will be rocket-launched beyond the Earth's atmosphere." "The craft will take a week..." "ARIEL:" "I have what you want." "You have what I want." "Let's do something about that." "Once in place, Team Saviour will be able to pinpoint precisely the best moment to deploy the craft's nuclear warhead, pushing the comet off its collision course with Earth." "CELINE:" "Lord, forgive me." "Last night I had a dream, an inappropriate dream about Father Jude." "I know I must fight these thoughts." "Strive to be pure of thought and deed." "But it is difficult, Lord, for I am scared of dying." "The rest of the world can take comfort in each other's arms, but I have no one." "Oh, for heaven's sake, no need to rub my nose in it." "JUDE:" "I had to give half our caseload to Father Christophe." "But don't worry." "I cherry-picked the best ones for us." "We have a faith healer." "Antonia Volenski." "She's got half of Naples convinced that she's a miracle worker." "What?" "Why the face when I say Naples?" "It's not face." "I just think we have more pressing candidates to investigate." "Huh." "Celine, did you just bear false witness in the house of God?" "Why don't you want to go to Naples?" "Are you in the Mafia?" "Witness Protection Program?" "I know, you were a princess, and you went there desperately trying to experience the life of a common person." "That is the plot of Roman Holiday." "So it is Witness Protection?" "I will book our transport for the morning." "Celine, secrecy becomes you." "LEANNE:" "Whoo-hoo!" "Home sweet home!" "Oh, man!" "I'm gonna get me a big juicy steak." "Y'all don't even have to cook it!" "And a chocolate milkshake!" "Ice cold!" " Or a bourbon!" " Yeah!" " Straight up!" " Straight up." "And some sex." "By God, all-American fucking!" "I miss sex." "Well, it's not gonna be long now, girl." " No, it's not!" "(YELLS) - (HORN BLARES)" "DAVE:" "When you think about it, we barely know anything about her." " JAMIE:" "We know she snores." " (SNORING)" "JAMIE:" "I just want to know why Ariel was important, and I... wasn't." "Hello." "Are you a bit more awake this time?" "Do you remember who we are?" "You're Jamie." "And this is..." "Dave." "And we're driving to London to find Ariel, and it's taking forever because of the end of the world and the ridiculous bloody traffic." "(HORNS BLARE)" "DAVE:" "Top marks, Mrs C. Word for word." "Mind like a steel trap, me." "Crisps, Coke, Taser?" " Did you say Tasers?" " We're fine, thanks." "Depends, innit?" "Won't be long now, there won't be no laws." "No please and thank you." "You alright for bread?" "Taser." "You wanna keep them shoes?" "Taser." "You wanna?" "MARY:" "Well, no need for Tasers now you've got me." "I once took down a cop with his own truncheon." "(CHUCKLES) Are you serious?" "Yeah, nuclear disarmament rally, '81." "He never saw it coming." "Jamie, your vagina mum is awesome." "No, never." "How would she collect the money?" "The donations?" "Soldi." "Dinero." "I don't get it." "What's her angle?" "Maybe there is no angle." "(DOGS WHIMPER)" "Ciao!" "(MAKES KISSING SOUND)" "Hey, boy." "Hey." "I heard you're looking for me." "You're not welcome." "Unless you're here to reopen the soup kitchen." "It's time you moved on." "Antonia, I am Sister Celine." "This is Father Jude." "May I call you Antonia?" "You make people nervous, poking around in that... get-up." "Are these the same people that say that you do miracles?" "Sorry for the hold-up, boys." "I reckon it's the drugs they've had me on." "Waterworks on the blink." "Maybe we should make some noise." "Noise always helps me." "We could sing." "Maybe I should... watch the van?" "Yeah." "Can't be too careful." "MARY:" "Jamie?" "Yes, Mary?" "Don't suppose you could tell me a story?" "About you." "There's so much I don't know." "Yeah, sure." "I can do that." " What do you want to know about?" " Anything." "Um..." "How did you meet Layla?" "She must be a gem, you going through all this trouble to find her." "She is actually, yeah." "It's quite a funny story how we met." "Lift broke down." "The lights went out, and..." "we were the only two people in there." "We were stuck in there for three hours." "Even in the dark I could tell she was..." "amazing, out of my league." "But..." "I don't know, something just... clicked." "(FLOW OF URINE)" "(SIGHS)" "LEANNE:" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Yeah!" "It's um... it's very secure." "Oh, it's butt-ugly, you can say it." "Them damn cameras are so fake, any hillbilly could see that." " (GUNS COCK)" " No looting'!" "No loitering'!" "Oh, now, Junior, do I look like a looter to you?" "Momma, is that you?" "Jolene, my baby girl!" "You're all grown!" "Momma's home!" "(KNOCKING AT DOOR)" "(SIGHS) Come in." "CELINE:" "I spoke to Housekeeping." "They gave me a list of bars where Antonia go." "Good, good." "Well, she likes to drink." "Maybe this is a Messiah that I can..." "She does not like religious formality, so I thought we could go inconspicuous." "Is OK?" "Yes, um..." "You look... inconspicuous." "So I see you outside in a minute?" "Yeah, I'll see you in a minute." "Oh, my babies, my little babies!" "I'm home." "Oh, boy..." "Boy howdy." "Lookee here." "If it isn't Big Todd." "Hey, there, darling." "Remember me?" "Rhonda, this is Todd Senior." "Best kisser I ever met, so I married him." "Todd, this is Rhonda." "She's the one who got me out." " She's a peach." " Very pleased to meet you." "You got out near two weeks back." "I seen it on the news." "Well, now, baby, you know just as well as I do, it's a long road when you're laying low." "If it helps any, I thought about that nice tight butt of yours the whole way here." "What's the matter, Poppa?" "You ain't gonna welcome your girl proper like?" "Or you been so busy stocking up on all this survivalist crap that you forgot how?" "(GROANS)" "(CHUCKLES)" "They had me worried for a second." "Um..." " Leanne?" " Take a load off." " Rhonda McNeil." " Leanne?" "Wha?" "Jolene, you put those things down, that's company!" "Well, I'm serious now, kids." "You put those things down, and get in." "Big Todd..." "What the fuck?" " Tell your friend to sit." " Maybe I should just go." "Tell your friend the reward on her head didn't say nothing about her being in good health." "You stay right where you are, Rhonda." "What the hell's got into you?" "Times are what they are, and we could use the 200K." "This woman got the mother of your children out of jail!" "Think she's your friend, huh?" "Think she's one of us?" "Goddamn it, Big Todd, did I call her a fucking peach or did I not?" "Tell you about her husband, then, did she?" "What?" "Of course she told..." " What about her husband?" " JOLENE:" "You ain't seen a picture?" "You ain't heard his name?" "Raj-eesh." "What are they talking about, Rhonda?" "(ROCK MUSIC)" "I think this must be the place." "(MUSIC CONTINUES)" "Just a water for me, please." "I'm surprised to see you here." "You're here to check I'm not some crazy woman claiming to be holy, so relax." "I'm not holy." "I never said I was." "You're gonna join me, aren't you, Sister?" "If I do, you will talk to us, answer our questions?" "Sure." "If you answer mine." " Scotty?" " In here." "ARIEL:" "I know about Mount Genesis." "Don't worry, my lips are sealed." "After all, if I tell the world about our little bunker, it wouldn't be exclusive anymore, would it?" "So you're going to meet me tonight." "Bring proof of the bunker's location and the keys, both the keys." "Come alone." "Or I kill the kid." "(WHINNIES)" "(WHIRRING)" "(MUSIC PLAYS)" "We have every faith in a positive outcome." "Operation Saviour..." "If he knows about the keys," " we're being bugged." " What?" "You didn't say anything about the bunker." "You said he had Spike." "We have to go and meet him, right?" "We don't have a choice." "You have to leave this to me." "You stay on Genesis." "This is Spike, OK, he's family..." "Scotty, you have 22 days to do four months' work!" "Strategy, staying cool, scaring the crap out of people, that's what I do best, so I'm gonna find out everything I can about this guy, and I'm gonna take care of it, OK?" "(ROCK MUSIC)" "Stop giggling." "You're avoiding the question." "You do realize that you're flirting with a nun?" "That's a question." "Only Celine gets to ask questions, and it's not her turn." "Celine, why are you a nun?" "OK, OK." "My mother was a..." "She went out to work one night, and when I woke up in the morning, I was still alone." "I was scared of the police, so I ran." "Begging, stealing, trying to stay hidden." "You lived on the streets?" "Of Naples?" "Eventually, the sisters found me." "They gave me a home." "But your file..." "You never said..." "You were so rude that first day." "You took one look, and decided you knew everything about me." "In retrospect, that does seem like a dick move." "I thought so." "Maybe we are done making assumptions about each other, yes?" "Yeah." "Tell me... what are your plans for the last weeks on Earth?" "In all likelihood, you're going to die in 22 days." "I'm going to die, him, her..." "Those three on the sofa who I'm pretty sure are having sex." "The Pope himself is going to die in 22 days." "And you're saying you can't think of one thing you want to do before then?" "MARY:" "Is this it?" "Is this?" "Is this my Ariel's?" " Ready?" " Of course he's ready." "Look at him." "He's ready for anything." "Ready." "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "I'm sorry, Jamie." "Don't be sorry." "We'll find another way in." "There'll be clues." "We'll work out where he's got to." "Not a problem, boys." "You leave this to Mary." "Oh..." "Yeah, great." "Because breaking and entering worked out great last time, didn't it?" "What did she say, anyway?" "About the whole left in a car park thing, dumping you and keeping him?" " Shh!" " What?" "I was asleep for ages." " Did you even speak to her?" " (APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)" "Detached the heating unit from the wall." "Still got it." "(CHUCKLES) Sweet!" "Sorry." "Look for hard drives, old mobiles, address books, receipts, anything." "I'll check upstairs." "He's so positive, isn't he?" "He's so full of light and hope." "Yeah, he's adorable, right up until I have to watch life kick him in the balls over and over again." "JAMIE:" "Mary?" "Mary?" "Who's this?" "Oh, that's Ariel." "That's your brother." "The girl." "Who's the girl?" "Well, that's Hawkwind." "She's pretty, isn't she?" "They were very young, but I could hardly object." "It's not like I was ever the best role model." "Layla." "It's..." "Layla." "No." "No, love." "That's Hawkwind." "That's your sister-in-law." "Yep, right in the balls." "(POP MUSIC)" "Come on, Celine." "He can't take his eyes off you." " Jude?" " Hm-hmm." "Really?" "Celine, do you know the origin of the word apocalypse?" "The Latin comes from the Greek." "Apokalypsis, to uncover, to reveal." "What if there is a reason they got one word from the other?" "What if the apocalypse is meant to reveal us?" "Strip us back to what we are really made of." "How do you do it?" "Feed all those people." "You think if I can perform miracles," "I can tell you what to do with the rest of your life?" "OK, Sister Celine," "I'll show you." "Maybe Layla's got a twin too." "I mean, it's not completely impossible, right?" "The odds that she didn't know she had an identical sister aren't great, but... (JAMIE SOBS)" "Oh, I'm sorry, man." "Ignore me." "I don't know what I'm saying." "All my relationships have been based on lies." "My mum lied to me my whole life." "And Layla..." "No, Hawkwind." "Her name wasn't even..." "I didn't even know the name of my own wife." "(FOOTSTEPS)" "He'll be alright." "He's just..." "Yeah, he'll be fine in a sec, yeah." "I know he's disappointed, but we just have to remind him that whatever happens, these worldly concerns are beneath him." "Even if Layla is a bit of a no-good Delilah," "Jamie walks a different path from the rest of us." "Uh..." "OK." "Jamie is divine, Dave." "But then, as his closest disciple, I'm sure you know that." "His what now?" "What we need is a good, strong brew." "Uh..." "Uh..." "Ma..." "Ooh..." "Mary?" "What do you mean when you say Jamie's divine?" "You don't know?" "Jamie knows, surely." "Well, I've never been a believer, but then God spoke to me when the boys were born." "Jamie is special." "Second-born would be mine, the first was his." "(SIGHS) It broke my heart." "But my Jamie was destined for great things, and I had to be strong." "To this day, I have to be strong." "Oh, he's only got herbal." " Will that do?" " Yeah, and just to be clear, Mary..." " You left him in a car park because..." " MARY:" "Church car park." "A church car park, and you did that why?" "Why?" "Because Jamie is the son of God." "CELINE:" "Why are they celebrating?" "Why not?" "Better than sitting back waiting for death." "If a ship doesn't pass inspection or they can't pay their taxes, the containers sit here for months." "Food rotting while people go hungry on the other side." " And you tell them it comes from God." " No." "No, I just don't correct them." "Better than get caught and lose our supplies." "Cocking H Christ!" "I am not the Messiah!" "Hey, hey..." "Inside voice." "None of the Layla stuff is Mary's fault." "Now, Mrs C, are we sure about the Messiah thing?" "I heard what I heard." "Mary, God doesn't speak to people outside of Charlton Heston films." "God definitely didn't speak to anyone in Slough in the '80s." " You were unwell." " No, not back then." "I wasn't sick then." "You heard a voice in your head, and you left a new-born baby in a cold, empty car park." "Church car park." "You left me, at night, in the middle of winter." "I could have died." "But you didn't." "I knew you wouldn't." "How is it that everyone I'm related to is completely barking insane?" "Come on, Jamie." "Come here." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "She thinks I'm..." "I think I have the right to be a little bit really fucking angry right now!" "Keep your voice down, and try not to make this all about you just this once." "It kind of is about me, isn't it?" "What were you expecting when you rescued her from that place?" "You took responsibility for her, and for what?" "So you could break her heart the minute it turns out she's actually properly mentally ill?" "No, of course not." "Listen, I know Layla did a number on you, and I'm sorry," "I really am, but it's time to start thinking about other people now." "Like Mary." "Like Paula." "Paula?" "What's Mum got to do with this?" "Paula rescued you from the car park!" "Paula raised you." "Have you called her this week?" "No, I know you haven't, because I did, and she's gutted." "You're upset, of course you are, but we're all upset, everyone's scared." "So stop being a bell-end, and stop taking people for granted." "I'm going back to searching, OK?" "JUDE:" "So, what do you get out of this?" "What do you get out of being a priest?" "I help people, try not to be a dick." "If it's been a good day, I sleep better at night." "(LOUD BANG)" "But you healed people, you saved that man's life." "No, I offered first aid." "That's all." "What?" "Are you disappointed?" "Maybe a little." "Are you gonna denounce me, then?" "Expose the awful truth?" "I think the least we can do is look the other way." "You can do a little bit more than that." "Don't you think?" "He that hath pity on the poor lendeth unto the Lord." "Amen." "(ALARM)" "(BLARING CONTINUES)" "I stopped seeing the tattoo, but that's really you, isn't it?" "Well, maybe we both saw what we needed to see." "What is all this?" "Water purifier?" "Freeze-dried hot dogs!" "You really believe this stuff's gonna save you?" "Yes, ma'am." "We've got the best bunker in ten blocks." "Except for Mark." "He's got a hot tub." "We'd get saved on account of we're the chosen ones." "Because we're pure." "Pure?" "Are you..." "Are we talking about skin color again?" "I have news for you." "Even if you survive the comet, which you won't, by the way, after that comes earthquakes, tsunamis, acid rain, you name it." "It's an extinction-level event." "That means white people die, that means black people die, that means we all die!" "What did I tell you, kids?" "Some folks are real ignorant." "You know, I say we hold off on calling the cops for now." "Little Miss High And Mighty here used a kid as a human shield last week." "The reward for this bitch only gonna go up." "(EXHALES DEEPLY)" "Ha!" "Got you, you wanker." "You should know that I'm not anyone special." "OK?" "I'm just an ordinary guy, like Ariel." "Well, not exactly like him, but..." "You get what I'm saying, right?" "I'm not... holy." " Get in!" " (MUSIC PLAYS ON COMPUTER)" "ARIEL:" "Naughty naughty." "Now the house is gonna blow." "FEMALE VOICE:" "Clear the property." "Self-destruct in 60 seconds." " (ALARM BLARES)" " Dave?" "What's going on?" "Self-destruct." "The house is gonna blow up." "We should go." "We should get out now." "Mary, come on." "We've got to get out of here!" " Self-destruct, Mary!" "Do you hear me?" " Self-destruct in 40 seconds." "Mary?" "Come on, what the hell are you doing?" "Get the hell out of there!" "Mum?" "Please!" "Self-destruct in 30 seconds." "Mary Conroy, you did it." "I tested your faith, but you held strong." "Self-destruct in 20 seconds." "I was ungrateful, and... ungodly." " Now it's time to follow me." "Come!" " Self-destruct in ten seconds." " Come with me." " I knew." "It's true." "Yes, it's true." "I'm the son of God." "Now let's get the fuck out of here." "Self-destruct in three two... one..." " We've got her." "(CAR ALARMS BLARE)" "ARIEL:" "Are you excited for this?" "I know I am." "Enter General, stage left." "And the curtain rises on this evening's show." "We're gonna have to do something about that, aren't we?" "Crap!" "Very boring, Spike." "I had this whole thing beautifully choreographed, and now you've thrown it right out." "Shame." " Now you're gonna miss the show." " (MUFFLED CRIES)" "ARIEL:" "Looking for us?" "(GUN COCKS)" "Gun down, soldier." "Kick it to me." " You brought what I asked for?" " Uh-huh." "Show me." "Map to the bunker." " And one of the keys." " One?" "That wasn't the deal." "Well, if you know anything about the keys, you know both are necessary." "We don't get in without you, you don't get in without us." "Fine." "I need three places in the bunker guaranteed." " Three?" " Three." "We can arrange that." "Throw it here." " Who's the third place for?" " What?" "Well, one place for you." "We assume one for Moscow girl." "Who's the third?" "What did you say?" "Well, you know, your Interpol file is a real page-turner." "So, the woman in Moscow, the one who nearly got you caught, does she know you're doing this for her?" "You don't know what you're talking about." "Obviously, you realized she set you up, but you still came out of hiding just to talk to her." "I saw the photos." "She's..." "She's very beautiful." "Throw me the envelope, or the kid dies, now." "What's her name, the Moscow girl?" "Shut up." "Have you told her yet?" "Have you told her how you're gonna save her?" "Are you kidding me?" "Give me the envelope or I'll kill the kid!" "I will." "Does she know about the bunker is all?" " What?" " Does she know about the bunker?" "No!" "No." " OK?" "She doesn't." " What about third place?" "Do they know?" " No one knows!" " Oh, no one knows..." "No!" "He'll be dead before I even hit the..." "Spike." "Whatever this is, you're gonna sleep it off." "OK, buddy?" "You're gonna be fine." "You shouldn't have come." "You were gonna kill him." "What a way to stop me, by almost killing him." "We're supposed to be saving people." "Right, what do we do?" "Do we take him to the hospital?" "First we get rid of the evidence." "MOLBY:" "Reporting on mark C, mark F and mark G." "We have a situation." "No, not Mark." "The marks, as in the targets, the subjects." "No, there's no one called Mark." "It's not even about..." "They've made contact, and it's not pretty." "We need new orders ASAP." "Sodding code names." "No one bothers to learn them, apart from us." "(CELINE LAUGHS)" "I am drunk." "Yes, you are." "Jude, are you happy?" "Am I happy?" "You don't seem happy." "Why not leave?" "What?" "The Church?" "No." "No." "No." "You never thought about it?" "Look, my option is up in three weeks." "I might as well stick it out." "This is why I did not tell you about Napoli." "You take nothing seriously." "Come on." "Death is when people like you and I clean up." "I mean, we've put in the time." "The comet hits, we go right to the VIP room." "(CHUCKLES)" "I do wish you'd told me more about yourself, though." "I'm sorry you were dealt such a crappy hand." "I took vows because the convent was the only home I ever had." "But now, do you ever wonder what kind of person you would be?" "I know exactly the kind of person I would be without the Church." "Well, I am glad you are a priest." "And I am glad I met you." "No more alcohol for you." " Ever." " (CHUCKLES)" "OK." " What, what?" "!" " Shush." "Keep it down, damn it." "I slipped a mickey in the meatloaf, but Big Todd up there has a high tolerance." " What?" "What?" " Get up." "I filled up the tank and packed you up some food." "Minced steak and milkshakes, but beggars can't be choosers." "You think I didn't know about your husband, dumb-ass?" "His picture's been all over the TV." "Take it." " Leanne..." " You'd better spend it." "This shit's gonna be just about fit to wipe your ass with pretty quick." "You can come with me, you know." "I got my people, and you got yours." "You don't want me in DC." " Who says I don't?" "Oh, yeah?" "You'd be OK introducing me to your son?" "Think your husband would shake my hand?" "Well, you take care of yourself now, hon." "You have yourself a real good apocalypse." "You too, Leanne." "Mary's still in there making friends with everyone." "I would complain, but she scored us the last packet of..." "What?" "What?" "What's happened now?" "Hang on to this for me?" "You decided where we're going yet?" "We're going home." "We're going back to Slough." "I mean, The White Horse could be dead out there." "It's like Schrodinger's cat with a car and a cyberterrorist." "He's both dead and undead." " Scotty..." " I'm a murderer and not a murderer," " simultaneously..." " Scotty!" "Come here." "If we take The White Horse to the hospital, and he wakes up, that's it, we can kiss Mount Genesis goodbye." "I don't know who we are any more." "We're the idiots trying to save the human race." "(BEEPING)" "# I can see clearly now the rain has gone" "MAN:" "See that?" "That's what's gonna kill everyone." "Any second now." "It doesn't matter who you are, who you pray to, black or white, straight or gay, rich or poor." "Yeah, it's Judgment Day." "The actual apocalypse." "And where am I?" "In Slough." "Or rather, under Slough, watching it on telly." "NEWSREADER:" "One minute, now." "One minute." "These pictures coming live to us from Hubble." "MAN:" "I know what you're thinking." ""Cheer up!"" ""You're one of the lucky ones." My question is, am I?" "I mean, have you seen who else is in here?" "NEWSREADER:" "Beijing and Jerusalem." "MAN:" "Who are these people?" "How the hell did this happen?" "Are we the future of mankind?" "I mean, seriously?" "The human race united as never before." " It's time to brace ourselves." " (SCREECHES)" "To say goodbye." "Thank you all for watching." "I hope we'll meet again." "(ALARM RINGS)" "JAMIE:" "Hey, lovely." "Message 2,610." "It's my birthday." "Yay!" "Seventh one without you." "And it's not getting any easier." "I thought it would, but nothing changes." "I still miss you..." "as much as I did on day one." "So, usual stuff." "If you're out there, give me a sign." "Anything." "Just a little birthday present." " Blimey, you're up early." " I haven't been to bed yet." "But good news, I am now officially a Level 3 Warlock." "Alright!" "Good to hear the career's going well." "Aren't you tired of having exactly the same thing cooked for exactly the same amount of time every morning?" "No." "And by the way, it's Tuesday." " (FRIEND SIGHS)" " Don't sigh, just pay the rent." "FRIEND:" "I spend too much of my life having this conversation." " JAMIE:" "So set up a direct debit." " FRIEND:" "But then I'd be on the grid." "JAMIE:" "What grid?" " Let's do a little experiment." " Let's not." "What happens if I do this?" "Oh-oh, no, he's out of his comfort zone." "Heart pounding, palms clammy." "Embrace it, this is therapy." "Embrace the chaos." "Good news, I'm also timing it on my watch." "So there!" "Hmm?" "(GROANS)" "Is this you teaching me to embrace the chaos?" "You've burnt your mouth, haven't you?" "Seriously, Jamie, these routines are killing you." "You need to get some life back in your life." "WOMEN:" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Be careful where you look, yeah?" "Don't look 'em in the eye." "In here, it's a sign of aggression." "PRISONER:" "You're in a world of pain, noob." "(BUZZER)" "Ignore 'em, just walk." "WOMEN:" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Noob!" "Deep breaths." "Deep breaths." "(PRISONERS CONTINUE SHOUTING)" " Lick it." " Welcome to the neighborhood, noob." "She's fine, got dibs on that." "Gonna rope it, soap it and grope it." "This is temporary." "No, no, I mean it." "I'm gonna get bailed out any second." "My lawyer's working on it." "So you'll get me as soon as it's posted, right?" "I put a mint on your pillow." "Enjoy." "(WOMEN CHEER)" "OK." "OK, don't panic." "Don't panic." "WOMAN:" "Hey, noob, over here." "It's OK, don't be scared." "What's your name, noob?" " Rhonda." " Rhonda." "That's a nice name." "Fuck you, Rhonda." "Where's my money?" "See, this wing's for the Latinas." "You pay rent, bitch." "WOMAN 2:" "Hey, why don't you leave her be?" "This don't concern you." "It's between me and the noob." "WOMAN 2:" "I said, leave her alone, or else you and me is gonna have a little problem, sweetheart." "Hey, Rhonda, I'm Leanne." "Girl, I seen you on the TV." "You are quite the celebrity." " You OK in there, hon?" " Uh, not really." "Now, don't you worry about them girls." "You gonna be just fine." "You're with me now and I ain't gonna let nothing bad happen to you." "RHONDA:" "Thank you." "LEANNE:" "Well, it is my pleasure, hon." "What are friends for?" "(WOMAN PRAYS IN LATIN)" "(COUGHS)" "Ah, you must be the new work experience." "Gavin, is it?" "Welcome aboard." "So, interested in banking, are we?" "Nah, I sent my form back late." "All the good stuff had gone." "Oh, I see." "Well, any questions, don't be shy." "Just ask." "GAVIN:" "So, you're one of them fat cats?" " One of them wankers that screwed us?" " Well, what do you think?" "Nah, you'd be better dressed." "Good." "Any other questions?" "Yeah, got a hug for your mum?" "(LAUGHS)" "Mum, this is Gavin." "Gavin, my mum." "(COUGHS) Loser." " (LAUGHS)" " Mum, I can't drink." "I'm at work." "MUM:" "Nonsense." "I've got one child and I am going to help him celebrate his birthday." "Plus, I've just finished being on nights for a week." "So, cheers." "Christ, I'm losing the will to live." "MUM:" "Oh, don't tell me..." "Sod it, we're not learning anything." "Let's do this." " Here you are." "Happy birthday, darling." " Thanks, Mum." "A subscription to an online dating website." "Mum, we've been through this." "You've got to move on, Jamie." "I don't want to move on." "You're like that woman in the book." "You might have to narrow that down a little bit." "You know the one, the cobwebby one." " Spider-Woman?" " No, from the old days." "Um..." "Oh, thingy!" "The..." "I've actually got some work to do, Mum." "Havisham." "Miss Havisham, Great Expectations." "Jilted at the altar." "I wasn't jilted at the altar." "Spent years moping round the house, wearing her wedding dress, frozen in time." " But you're still young, Jamie." " (PHONE RINGS)" " Yeah?" " You've got to stop acting" " like your best days are behind you." " Who?" " It isn't healthy." " Well, what do they want?" " Life throws stuff at you." " I'll be there in a minute." "Sometimes it's really, really, really good." "It's been seven years, Jamie." "Time to let go." "And did you ever stop to think that maybe I like my rut?" "Maybe I like having a routine?" "I don't want any more surprises in my life." "I like knowing exactly what's gonna happen next." "Shut it, shit mouth." "Jamie Winton, I'm arresting you on 484 separate charges of bank robbery, identity theft and international cyberterrorism." " What?" " Jamie, what the hell's going on?" "You don't have to say anything but it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court." " No, no, no, there's been a mistake." " That's what they all say." "Oh, this is way cooler than I thought it was gonna be." "(CAMERA CLICKS)" "(CHURCH BELLS RING)" "Hurry up, Sister Celine." "Please don't dawdle, I'm a very busy man." "Sorry, I have done the whole touristy bit, but I have never been behind the scene before." "I feel like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz," " when she looked behind the curtain." " A somewhat inappropriate analogy." "There is an actual Devil's Advocate?" "You did read the job description before applying, didn't you?" "Father Jude will be with you in due course." "Take a seat." "And good luck." "Is it me or did she just look me in the eye?" "I just come to say hello." "Why you got to be so aggressive?" "I..." "I wasn't, I swear." "I don't have any money, I can't pay you." "No money and an attitude?" "Puts us in an awkward position, don't it?" "Oh, now see, I thought I told you to leave her alone." "These ladies bothering you, hon?" "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, please don't take the Lord's name in vain, sweet pea." "Now, like I said, Rhonda is with me." "That true, noob?" "You klanning up?" "Well, don't be shy now, Rhonda, I thought we was friends." "OK, I'm gonna say this real nice and slow, because I know that English ain't your strong point." "(WOMEN SNICKER)" "Why don't you and the rest of the donkey fuckers go and take a siesta?" "Olé." "You think that's acceptable, noob?" "That kind of racial slurring?" "Ain't no slurring occurring, just stating facts." "I'd rather fuck a donkey than fuck my own brother." "Oh, now, see, that is racial, starting in on the inbreeding jibes." "I mean, how come you ain't chastising her, huh?" " WOMEN:" "Yeah!" " Oh, what, you on their side now?" "Hey, noob, we don't want you on our team." "It ain't like on the outside, hon." "In here, you're white." "End of." "You ain't with us, you ain't with no one." "Oh, no, time to pick!" "Um..." "OFFICER:" "McNeil, your lawyer's here." " Let's go." " RHONDA:" "Oh, that's a shame!" "Because it looks like I'm out of here." "But..." "For the record, I would have chosen this for you." "(WOMEN SNICKER)" "Oh, but don't worry, I've got one for you, too." "WOMAN:" "What?" "Bye!" "WOMAN:" "What do you know about the group calling themselves Deus Ex Machina?" "JAMIE:" "Nothing, just what's been on the news." "They're hackers, or anarchists." "I don't know." "They seem to hate everything." " And what's your connection to them?" " I don't have one." "WOMAN:" "I want you to take a look at their calling card." " What does this word mean to you?" " (NEIGHING)" "Nothing, it's gibberish." "And what about if I do this?" "No, still nothing." "MAN:" "Revelations." "Chapter six, verses one to two." ""And I saw when the lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying, as with the voice of thunder," "'Come and behold, a white horse."'" "And how is this relevant to my client?" "No one knows the real identity of the leader of Deus Ex, but online, he goes by the username The White Horse." "Would you like to see a photo of him?" "Remind you of anyone?" "Pricks!" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Who the fuck are you?" "Sister Celine." "I am here for the interview." "Oh, yes, the researcher job." "Please." "Bear with me." "Sister Celine..." "Sister Celine." "Sorry about my language, by the way." "Oh, it's OK, I speak English." "I meant my potty mouth, my swearing." " Did it offend you?" " It surprised me a little, but, no, it does not offend." "Let me ask you, do you find the phrase "Christ on a bike" offensive?" "Because I just used it in a meeting and you would have thought that I'd performed an abortion on the table or something." "Well, I suppose the image of Christ riding a bicycle could seem a little bit disrespectful." "Really?" "Because I think he'd be very likely to ride a bike." "He seems like that kind of a guy to me." "What else would he show up in, a stretch Hummer?" "No, it's not here." "Father Alphonse, could you please bring in Sister Celine's file?" "So, tell me what you know about the Devil's Advocate." "Honestly, nothing." "I thought it was a figure of speech until I saw your door." "I should not admit that." "I never had a job interview before." "Right, in that case I will treat you to the full spiel." "When they want to make someone a saint, they have to prove that they led a good life and that there are two miracles that can be attributed to them since they died." "My job is to prove that they felt up kids and parked in the handicap spaces, and that the two miracles are bullshit." "It's basically quality control." "And it's worked very well for 400 years, until old JP II abolished the office in the '80s, and then what do you think happened?" "Uh, we made more saints?" "Exactly." "We have canonized more people in the past five years than in the entire 19th century." "So, they have reinstated the office and here I am, the ecclesiastical turd in the swimming pool." "And I need help." "I need someone tenacious, with a clear head and thick skin, because we will not be popular." "Do you have doubts, Celine," " about your faith?" " Yes." "Good, there is no faith without doubt." "Next question." "Do you smoke?" "Have you ever tried?" "Then how do you know you won't like it?" "RHONDA:" "It's so good to see a friendly face!" " You have no idea..." " OK, here's the thing." "We may have a slight problem." "But I'm making bail, right?" "You said if I cooperated, I'd make bail." "I know." "You said you could keep me out of jail." " You said community service..." " Hm-hmm." "...picking up trash on the side of the road." "You said those things." "I'm a librarian." "I can't survive in here!" "There's..." "There's gangs." " Yeah." " There's murderers." "There's a..." "There's a woman who ate someone." "Rhonda, I am doing everything I can." "But I just met with the prosecutor and he's playing hardball." " I don't understand." " He is refusing to plea bargain." "They're making an example of you to deter others." "The charge stands at treason." "He is seeking five to ten." "Months, right?" "Years." "But nothing was stolen!" " Nothing leaked." "There was no..." " They don't care, Rhonda." "Look at me." "What's a black hat?" "What's VPN pivoting?" "SQL injecting?" "What's a rootkit?" "Rhonda, what's PowerPoint?" "Yeah, you really expect me to believe that you hacked the NSA, that you got past the toughest cybersecurity on Earth?" " Yeah!" " Rhonda, help me to help you, please!" "Look, I know you're covering for your son." "And that's very noble, but it's very misguided." "They're throwing the book at you and they can't throw it very hard at a 14-year-old." "I know it was Spike." "It was me." "All me." "OK, well, there's one more thing." "In your absence, the court awarded custody of your son to his father." "His biological father." "No, that man has done nothing for my son his whole life!" " My husband is Spike's dad." " But your husband is very ill." "He's in no state to take care of a minor and you're in here." "GUARD:" "That's time." "No, wait, please!" "OK, you have to get me out of here!" "I know, Rhonda, I am trying all I can." "Just stay safe, huh?" "OK?" "Don't do anything dumb." "Don't antagonize anyone." "(BUZZER)" "Hey, did you hear about that poor cow in the States, the librarian?" "Somehow she hacks the NSA, right?" "20 minutes she's in the system, stole nothing, leaked nothing." "She faces five to ten years on principle." "Where are you going with this?" "Well, Deus Ex hacked the White House and the Pentagon." "They leaked thousands of files." "If they did that to her, just imagine what the Americans are gonna do to you when you're extradited." " But it's not me." " Yeah, except that it is." " And I can prove it." " How?" "Six weeks ago, Interpol learned that The White Horse was in Moscow." "They just missed him but they did manage to get some DNA off a wine glass that he used." "And guess who came up as a match." "I've never been to Moscow!" "And yet your DNA has." "How do you explain that, Professor?" "I don't suppose there's any chance that you have a twin?" "No." "Oh, bugger, that really would have helped." "(HONE RINGS)" "BOY:" "Hello?" " RHONDA:" "Spike, honey, it's me." " Mom, are you OK?" "I'm fine, it's all fine." "Don't you worry." "The people here are..." "lovely." " It should be me in there, not you." " Honey, remember that talk we had." "It's all gone to shit anyway, Mom." "They're taking me away." "But it's only temporary." "I'm getting out soon, I promise." "It's all gonna be OK." "I know you don't know your real dad," " but he's... he's not so bad." " You always said he was an asshole." "Well, yeah." "But people change, you know?" "Did they tell you where he's living now?" " These dicks don't tell me anything." " It's gonna be fine." " My lawyer's on it and..." " (BEEPING)" "Oh, um..." "My money's running out." "Listen to me, I'm coming home." "I promise." " I love you so much." "I..." " (RAPID BEEPING)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "Hi, this is Rhonda McNeil, can I speak with my husband, please?" "I'm afraid he's asleep right now." "The doctor wants him to rest." "He had chemo this morning." "I understand but I really need to speak with him." "I'm sorry, it's not a good time." "Try him again tonight." "No, I can't try tonight because this is my last coin, see?" "I..." "About eight, OK?" "Thank you." " N..." " (HANGS UP)" "ALPHONSE:" "Here you are." "Let's find out all there is to know about Sister Celine." "Entered the convent straight out of school and... been there ever since." "And..." "That's it." "Ooh, is this you?" "Oh, you were so fat!" "Yeah, well, now I get it." "Now it makes perfect sense." "Bullied at school, you wanted the boys to look at you and none of them did so you turned to the one man who would always love you as you are." "And look at you now." "A decade of convent living under your belt and that belt has tightened." "The boys look at you now, don't they?" "And in your head is a voice saying," ""Maybe I made a mistake."" ""I could have had someone."" ""Been loved." "Made love."" "And there is another voice, saying, "Don't be stupid."" ""This is your life."" ""Out there, you have nothing."" "And both of those voices are yours, aren't they?" "And neither one is God's." "So, is it faith keeping you with us or cowardice?" "And the waterworks!" "How predictable." "I'm just tired." "I had a long week." "Oh, too tired to defend yourself?" "Sister Celine, tenacity, a thick skin." "Look, you've never lived." "How can you possibly have any insight into human nature, the desperation that people feel, the lies that they tell because of it?" "Have you ever been hungry, addicted, broke?" "What, and you have?" "Yes." "I've made mistakes and I've learned from them." "But you know nothing." "This has been a profound waste of time." "Another one bites the dust." "I'm not surprised." "I really can't see how a woman could..." "Shut... up." "Come on." "Come on." "(DOOR SQUEAKS)" "Sister Celine." "Is there something that you want to add?" "I would have been good at this job." "Was that the best you could do?" "You think you can just rip me apart to amuse yourself?" "Because I am easy target?" "My English is not so good, but I know the word for that:" "Asshole." "Oh, get back in your closet." "As for you, the smoking, the swearing, all such a pose." "Like a child who needs attention." ""Oh, look at me, aren't I different?"" "But you are not." "You think you are a rebel, but you're just another sad little man who touches his penis too much." "That's better." "I like it, it's spunky." "When can you start?" "So that's it?" "You're just going to go back to the convent?" "You don't want to see the world?" " Not with you, no." " I don't believe you." "Look, I think you've backed yourself into a corner." "So think about it, pray on it." "Why don't you see what the big fella wants?" "(LAUGHS)" "I mean, you have met him, right?" "Does he seem like a criminal mastermind to you?" "I mean, really?" "Can we just go through the dates?" "Thursday the 9th, evening." "Right, Thursday is bowling." "We're in a league." "The 9th was..." "Ah, yeah." "Our famous victory over the Bowling Stones." "I do a ball-by-ball tweet commentary, with, like, photos and..." "There's our boy." "So you'll vouch he was with you?" "Oh, don't just take my word for it, ask the boys." " Miami Tony, Jazzmag Alan..." " Alright, I get the gist." "Oh, by the way, did you get a mugshot of him?" "If so, could I get a copy of that?" "Cos I'd love to get some T-shirts made." "(HIP HOP MUSIC)" "See, now, I would not be standing out here alone if I was you." "Oh, yeah?" "Don't tell me, this is your special white power rail." "(SIGHS)" "You don't like me but I'm gonna tell you something anyway." "In this place, it is all about front." "You act like a victim, you gonna be a victim." "You act like a crazy bitch..." "I mean, why do you think I got this thing?" "So you're not a white supremacist?" "No, I am, I just ain't dumb enough to think this is a good look." "You need to get into the VIF." "It's the Vulnerable Inmates Facility." "It's a little bit less intense kind of experience." "How do I get in there?" "The two most popular ways is getting stabbed or getting pregnant." " I don't want you to stab me." " (SCOFFS)" "Girl, I ain't offering to stab you." "I can get you pregnant, though." "That's nine months in there, just for starters." "Plus, another 18 months for tit feeding and baby bonding and whatnot." "That's over two years of safety, Rhonda." "How are you gonna get me pregnant?" "I can get you semen." "For the right price, I can get you good, strong semen." "You see, I got a little arrangement for the importation of goods." "My grammy comes and visits me once a week, and, I mean, they search her and all, but they don't go up her ass on account of respect for the elderly and all that crap." "I get it." "That's the scam, right?" "You beat people up and then you offer them safety for a price?" "Just leave me alone." "I didn't order that hit, hon!" "Oh, where are you going?" "I was trying to help!" "Tell me about your wife, Jamie." "Tell me about Layla." " Why?" " Why?" "Because this is an interrogation and I'm asking you." "She disappeared, right?" "We were at Heathrow, we'd just flown back from our honeymoon." "We'd been married for two weeks." "I went to get the car, she went to get coffee..." "I drove around to pick her up and... she wasn't there." "And I never found her." "She just disappeared." "Christ." "Gone, just like that, into thin air." "Pfff." "Is she alive?" "Is she dead?" "Seven years and no answers." "I mean, how do you move on from that?" "You don't." "No, I saw those videos you made." "Well, not all of them, obviously." "There must have been about, what, 2,000?" "I've got to hand it to you." "I don't know why you're doing it, but as cover stories go, you are very thorough." "I don't understand." "No, that's what I'm saying, neither do I." "I mean, what sort of person pretends that his wife has been missing for seven years?" "And the Oscar goes to..." "Jamie Winton." "There she is, alive and well." "Oh, and who's that with her?" "She's my wife!" "I have a right to kn!" " (MUFFLED SHOUTING)" " Well, you broke him." "Didn't learn much, though, did we?" "Except A, he's not acting, and B, he's got a watertight alibi." "It wasn't him in Moscow." "Go on." "OK, we're dropping the charges." "You're free to go." "It's about time." "Come on, Jamie, let's go." "I'm not leaving." "I want the photo and I want to know everything you know about who she's with, cos it isn't me." "Give me the photo." "I'm sorry, but it's evidence in an ongoing investigation." "I am not at liberty to discuss it with you." "I have been looking for seven years." "I have a right to know!" "I'm sorry, Jamie." "Really, I am." "Come on, Jamie, let's get you home." "In other news, the Attorney General provoked controversy today by confirming he would seek the maximum sentence for Rhonda McNeil." "Civil liberties groups criticized the decision, arguing the punishment was disproportionate to McNeil's crime." "McNeil now faces five to ten years in a maximum security prison, despite stealing nothing during her alleged..." "Girl, you need to sack that stylist!" "Her lawyer said today that McNeil would..." "Hold on one second." "We are interrupting to go live to the White House, for an emergency statement from the President." "PRESIDENT:" "My fellow Americans, three days ago the Hubble space telescope detected an unusually large comet in our solar system." "Since then, scientists have been working around the clock to plot its trajectory." "The comet was first identified in the 1980s and did not pose any threat to Earth." "However, it appears that at some point in the last few weeks, it collided with other debris..." "CELINE:" "Is this some kind of test, Lord?" "If you want me to do the job, why make me work with him?" "Or is that the point?" "Why did you have to make this so difficult?" "Just tell me, please." "Oh, thank God." "I've been worried sick!" "What the hell was all that about?" " Honestly, I wish I knew." " So they've dropped the charges?" "Jamie?" " What is it, are you alright?" " Layla's alive." "Layla?" "What's Layla got to do with this?" "And it seems there's another me." "What are you talking about?" "He looks just like me." "We've got the same DNA." "Mum, what aren't you telling me?" " Oh, mate, turn on the TV." " Not now, Dave." "No, now, you need to see this." "The collision knocked the comet off course and onto a new trajectory." "It is with great sadness that I must tell you that the comet is now on a direct collision course with Earth." "(PRISONERS CHATTERING)" "It will strike us in just 34 days' time." "The comet is eight miles wide and will hit us travelling at a speed of approximately 27 miles per second." "(PRISONERS SHOUT)" "Current indications are that it will impact Earth somewhere on the eastern Atlantic, off the coast of Europe." "CELINE:" "Just give me a sign, Lord, like you used to do with the burning bushes." "Something clear and unav... (CRASH)" "PRESIDENT: ... checked and rechecked their findings..." "I, myself met with the scientists this afternoon to hear from them first-hand." "(SHOUTING)" "All the data points to the same conclusion:" "That this will be an ELE." "An Extinction Level Event." " The burning bush." " I would like to appeal for calm." "The situation will not get easier if we panic." "I assure you, the United States government is doing everything it possibly can to address the situation." "I will let you know as soon as I have more information." "Are you watching this?" "Sit back down!" "Open the goddamn door, I'm not going to die in this prison!" "NEWSREADER:" "This is genuine, this is not a hoax." " We have just 34 days left." " God." " Eight miles wide and going..." " What do we do now?" "Well, I don't know about you two, but I'm gonna get absolutely hammered." "... we're going to the weather here, but where's Jane?" "Has Jane gone?" "She's gone." "You didn't answer my question." "Do I have a twin?" "I don't know." "Maybe." "Maybe?" "What do you mean, maybe?" "You're adopted, Jamie." "You were found in a shoebox in a car park." "You were tiny, a few hours old." "And I adopted you and I meant to tell you, I promise I did." "But it's just the older you got, there just never seemed a good time." "And this..." "This is a good time?" "It is my birthday and the world's ending." "I'm sorry." "Jamie, I'm sorry!" "Jamie!" "(PHONES RING)" "Hello?" "(PRISONERS SHOUT)" "(NON, JE NE REGRETTE RIEN BY EDITH PIAF PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)" "Where's that music coming from?" "(NEIGHING)" "OK, call for backup." "Now!" "I can't." "The line's dead." "OK, screw this." "Hey!" "Hey!" "(SHOUTING)" "Isn't it wonderful?" "He's coming, Sister!" "He's actually coming!" "Celine!" "Every crackpot in the world is about to come out of the woodwork and prey on the scared and the weak." "Fake prophets, bullshit miracles." "The world needs skeptics now more than ever." "Are you in or out?" "In." "(NON, JE NE REGRETTE RIEN CONTINUES PLAYING)" "MAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER:" "Attention, prisoners, this facility is no longer under the control of the authorities." "Please take a moment to locate your nearest exit..." " WOMAN:" "Run!" "...then run, my pretties, run." "I just found out I'm adopted." "OK, and?" "So it's possible I have a twin I didn't know about." "I could maybe lead you to him." "I could say I want to meet and wear a wire or something." "You finding him is my best chance of finding her." "Please, let me help with your investigation!" "Jamie, turn your TV on." "There's not going to be an investigation." "Who gives a toss about cybercrime?" "It's over." "What the hell?" "Here, have it." "Moscow, six weeks ago, Thursday the 9th." "That's all I know." "If you want answers, you're gonna have to find them yourself." "Good luck." "(PRISONERS SHOUTING)" "MAN:" "On behalf of the American penal system," "I'd like to thank you for your stay." "If you've enjoyed your time here, do please recommend us to your friends." "Rhonda, get in!" "Who the hell are you?" "A big fan of your work." "Get in." " (GUNFIRE) - (SCREAMS)" " I'm coming too!" " No, drive!" "Hey, what's with the Nazi?" "This wasn't the plan." "The plan just changed." "Drive." "MAN:" "We wish you a pleasant future, however short that may be." "If I may, I'd just like to say the words "penal system"" "over a loudspeaker again." "(GUNFIRE)" "OK, who's for birthday cake?" "JAMIE:" "And that was how it started." "That was the day our old lives ended and our new lives began," "34 days ago." "(SHOUTING)" "It feels like a lifetime." "Back then, we were hurtling through the universe on our separate paths, and then, boom..." "Somehow we all collided." "There's 15 of us in here, but why us?" "I mean, we're hardly the A-Team, are we?" "So is this just luck or something bigger?" "Fate?" "Destiny?" "I mean, are we the chosen ones?" "God, I sound like such a penis for saying that, but still, after everything that's happened, how else do you explain it?" "(BEEPING)" "# I can see clearly now the rain has gone..." "JAMIE:" "See that?" "That's what's gonna kill everyone." "Any second now." "Doesn't matter who you are, who you pray to, black or white, straight or gay, rich or poor." "Yeah, it's Judgment Day." "The actual apocalypse." "And where am I?" "In Slough." "Or rather, under Slough, watching it on telly." "NEWSREADER:" "One minute, now." "One minute." "These pictures coming live to us from Hubble." "JAMIE:" "I know what you're thinking." ""Cheer up."" ""You're one of the lucky ones." My question is, am I?" "I mean, have you seen who else is in here?" "NEWSREADER:" "Beijing and Jerusalem there." " JAMIE:" "Who are these people?" " The human race united as never before." "JAMIE:" "How the hell did this happen?" "Are we the future of mankind?" "I mean, seriously?" "Thank you all for watching." "I hope we'll meet again." "Come on, it's here somewhere, I know it is." "I saw it here today." "Scotty, everyone's waiting." "What the hell are you looking for?" "My homeopathic spray." "Yes!" "I got it." " I get all tense and it calms me down." " Scotty." " You should try it." " Out, now." "SCOTTY:" "You say everyone's waiting." " Do you mean?" " Yeah." "Everyone, everyone." "Just relax." "You know it inside out." "You've practiced this a million times." "RHONDA:" "Excuse me." "Hello?" "Could someone please tell me what the hell is going on?" "Chill, OK?" "We just had to make sure we weren't being followed." "Who the hell are you?" "Can you feel it, Rhonda?" "The spark?" "This must be what it was like when Lennon met McCartney." "The two greatest hackers of our generation face to face at last." "Yeah, that's right." "You're looking at the White Horse himself." "Honored to meet you, Boobmuncher 2000." "Yeah, that's my username." "So you did all this for me?" "Why?" "You're the only person to have hacked the NSA ever." "I mean, you scaled the walls of Castle fucking Grayskull itself!" "And I wanna know how you did it." "Uh, yeah." "How about you get me home first?" "Then I'll show you." "You're a hard-nosed arsehole, Boobmuncher 2000." "I like that." "OK, deal." "This your girlfriend, son?" "Punching a little above your weight, ain't ya?" "Don't..." "Why would you..." "Now it's dirty!" "Don't ever touch my stuff." "Boobmuncher 2000?" "Bullshit that's you." "It's gonna be OK." "Just stop antagonizing them." "I got a bad feeling about this." "You ask me, they look a little Jew-y." " You off somewhere, mate?" " Moscow." "That photo was taken in Moscow." "I'm gonna find out what the hell's going on." "Right." "You know, 24 hours ago, I was doing OK." "I mean, my life was shit, but at least it made sense, and then all of a sudden, oh, yeah, your wife's alive, only she's with some fucker that looks like you." "Oh, and also, your mum's not your mum and you're gonna die." "Best regards, the universe." "Where is it?" "You didn't sleep." "You're always tetchy when you're tired." "How am I meant to sleep?" "How can anyone sleep at a time like this?" " I slept like a log." " How?" "There is a massive rock headed this way." "I know, which is why I'm writing my bucket list." "How do you spell "ménage"?" " What have you done with my passport?" " I confiscated it, for your own good." " You're having a meltdown." " I am not having a meltdown!" "OK, look, do you know where in the very large city of Moscow that photo was taken?" "No." "Do you know anybody there who could help you?" "Do you speak Russian?" "Do you honestly think there'll be any flights going to Moscow today?" "I mean, you know me, man, I love an adventure, but, honestly, is this a good idea?" " I've got to do something." " I know, I know, so let's do something." "But let's start a bit closer to home, yeah?" "Mum, what's happened?" "I always wanted a through kitchen-diner." "I thought, "What the hell?"" "It looks crap, doesn't it?" "I've ruined my kitchen!" "The world's coming to an end and you hate me, don't you?" "I'll put the kettle on." " Go away." " I did." "Twice already, remember?" "I would like to start to work now." "Alright, since we're going to be working together," "I think you should know I am not a morning person." "Father Jude, the cardinals would like to see you immediately." "Just when you think the apocalypse is as bad as it gets, that sticks its head in the door." "What should I do?" "Your desk is buried under there somewhere." "You might wanna dig it out." " The looting is out of control, sir." " Gas shortages." "Riots in 36 cities." "Law and order disintegrating." "WOMAN:" "What's the Dow gonna do?" " Is there even a Dow still?" " Enough!" "OK, we are all tired." "But we need to be better than this." "Hey, you don't know how to hook this up, do you?" "HDMI ideally, to get the whole high-def thing." "But I could do old-school VGA if needs be." "Who the fuck is this?" "Mr President, this is Scotty McNeil, from the Special Situations Group." "That's our apocalypse planning department." " We have one of those?" " We certainly do, Mr President." "Scotty is our foremost expert on extinction-level events." "I suggest we all listen to what he has to say." "You have my undivided attention." "Sorry." "That shouldn't be there." "We're looking at an impact event caused by a comet approximately eight miles wide." "Now, most of the Earth's population will perish in a chain of devastating earthquakes in the aftermath." "In turn, these quakes will trigger a series of tsunamis, which will sweep across entire continents, washing away most traces of civilization." "And meanwhile, to compound our problems, there's also the dust cloud." "Now this gradually envelops the planet in a toxic, unbreathable smog, blocking out the sun entirely, meaning that all plant life becomes unsustainable, as does all animal life." "The only survivors will be microbial." "But... it could be worse." " How could this be worse?" " It could be happening tomorrow, sir." "We're lucky." "We have 33 days and we need to use them wisely." "I should have told you." "All the adoption books say to." "I meant to, but..." "but you were all I had." "I didn't wanna share you with your birth family." "You wanna find 'em, don't you?" "But you'll always be my mum, OK?" "All my many flaws and faults, they're all your doing." "No one can take that away from you." "So is there anything you know that can help me, anything at all?" "When you were five, a woman came to the door." "She said that she was your mum." " Do you really wanna know?" " Yeah, everything." "Well, I won't sugar-coat it." "She was weird." "She knew things about you, like the box you were left in and... and the mole on your penis." "Her name was Mary." "She lived in a hippy commune in the country." "That's the address." "You have no idea how many times I wanted to burn that piece of paper." " How long will you be gone?" " I don't know." "Come here." "(SIGHS) Look, you be safe and you come home soon." "We haven't got many days left." " I don't wanna be alone at the end." " I know, Mum." "None of us do." "His Holiness feels in the circumstances it would be wise to halt the canonization process." " I'm being fired?" " Not at all." "The Day of Judgment draws near, Father Jude." "The Church has a task of utmost importance for you." "Atask eminently suited to a man with your attributes." "You mean my chronic punctuality and sunny disposition?" "No, Father Jude." "Your relentless cynicism, your wearying skepticism." "(SIGHS) Well, what's the gig?" "From now on you will be investigating the second coming of Christ." "My goodness." "What an honor." "No." "No, no, not really." "This is what's known in the business as a shit sandwich." "It's a theological term." "Celine, I'm the fall guy." "I'm the patsy." ""Father Jude, please robustly test these, but be a dear and do it in a manner that involves no robust testing in case one of them is, you know, actually Jesus."" ""And even though the implications are staggering and way beyond your pay grade, you're on your own, so don't fuck it up."" "So you are scared you will accidentally anger the Messiah?" "No, I'm worried about that, but what I'm scared of is much worse." "Sir, people need hope." "What is Operation Saviour?" "Well, we don't know yet, but you're announcing it tonight." "That's it?" "That's all you've got?" " What the hell are we paying you for?" " I..." "Damn it!" "(SIGHS)" "You think when Roosevelt green-lit the Manhattan Project, he knew the detail?" "You think when Kennedy promised there'd be a man on the moon by the end of the '60s, he had any idea how?" "Now, these were great men." "They announced the intention, then made it happen, and that's what we're gonna do." "We're gonna tell the world we're gonna save the world, and then we work out how we do it." " How do we start?" " We can't do this alone, sir." "So you get on the phone to anyone that can help, our allies and our enemies." "You ask for their best people, we put 'em in a room with our best people, they tell us what they've got, we tell 'em what we've got, and together they work it out." "Are you insane?" "You wanna share all of this with the Russians?" " The Chinese?" "The Iranians?" " Yeah, starting tomorrow." "Sir, the people need hope, today." "I'll start making the calls." "Mr President, we're gonna need some time with you this afternoon... off the record." "Very off the record." "No one else in this room can know." "OK." "Morning, ladies." "Rise and shine." "RHONDA:" "Listen, I know you're wanting to stay off the grid and everything, but I really need to talk to my husband and son." "You see, my husband, he's in the hospital, and I need to make sure that the doctors are still showing up for work." "And my son, I don't even know where my son is, so, really, it's very stressful." "Rhonda, relax, OK?" "We have all the time in the world." "Yeah, but we don't, do we?" "We have 33 days." "And I really wanna spend as many of those as possible with my family, so..." "You don't actually believe this apocalypse stuff, do you?" "Hey, if we're in New Mexico and DC is north and east, how come the sun is over there?" " We ain't heading northeast." " I'm sure there's a perfectly..." "He said we're taking back roads, so maybe we're gonna go in odd directions?" "Yeah, or they're lying to you." "We don't know jack squat about these two." "How d'you know they ain't professional rapists?" "I don't think that's something you can get paid for." "Me and you'd be better off on our own." "I could steal us a car." "We'd drive off into the sunset like Thelma and Louise." "OK, you know how that movie ends, right?" "It's typical." "Yeah, one announcement about the end of the world and the entire country grinds to a halt." "It's chaos, absolute chaos." "But it's very British chaos, though, eh?" "I mean, everyone's queuing." "Everyone's still in that tarmac mind-set." "I mean, we wanna go over there, yeah?" "So why don't we just go that way, drive through the field?" "I don't wanna scratch my car." " What?" " No, you're quite right." "We must protect the paintwork." "Oh, God." "Everyone just needs to relax." "I mean, what difference does it make?" "Get stressed, you die." "Chill out, you still die but more enjoyably." "Right, so what's the plan?" "We find your... whatever." " Vaginal mother, is that the right?" " She's my birth mother." "Yeah, right, find her if she's still at this commune." "Then what?" "She tells me if I have a twin and if so, which car park she dumped him in." "Maybe she knows where he is." "If I can find him, I find Layla, hopefully." " You really think he's got her hostage?" " Yeah." "I don't know." "Yes." "I mean, look." "He's pulling her hair." " I mean, that's pretty hostagey, right?" " Yeah." " Or he's kissing her." " No, he isn't." "That's not how you kiss people." "Maybe he's got her thinking we're still happily married." "I don't know." "I just..." "I don't know what to think." "But the point is, she's a damsel in distress, yeah?" " Yes, exactly." " So every second counts." "We're in a race against the clock." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "That's my boy!" "Embracing the chaos!" "(COUNTRY MUSIC)" "LEANNE:" "I'm serious, I've got a bad feeling." "You trust me?" "My God, yes, yes." "Just don't do anything drastic." "Hey." "Stop the ambulance right now." "I said stop the ambulance." "Oh, so what, are we your hostages now, hm?" "Is that it?" "Are you kidnapping us?" "Hardly." "We freed you." " Bullshit." " Are you crazy?" "You know what, that's exactly what I am and I got the certificates to prove it." "You stop this ambulance or I swear to God I will cut her throat." " I think I'm bleeding." " Stop the fucking ambulance!" "(ALL SCREAM)" "(COUNTRY MUSIC)" " WHITE HORSE:" "Max, are you OK?" " MAX:" "I'm fine." " Rhonda, are you OK back there?" " I think so." "I'm stuck." "Get me out of here!" "Yeah, congratulations." "You nearly got us all killed." "Happy?" "How about you spare me the lecturing and get this off of me?" "Hey." "Hey!" "Damn." "We'll grab anything we can eat and get out of here." " Rhonda!" " Come on." " Get me out of here!" " We'll be right back." "LEANNE:" "Get me out of here!" " What about Leanne?" " What about her?" "She just tried to kill you." "What?" "You wanna see your family again?" "Cos if so, we need to move quickly and quietly, and that means not having an insane Nazi drawing attention to us." " Look around." "No police." " LEANNE:" "I'm stuck in here!" "This is your best chance of getting home, cos sooner or later they're gonna get this back under control." " We can't just leave her there to die." " Would the world be a worse place?" " Maybe she had a tough childhood." " I had a tough childhood, OK?" "My mum is nuts." "Didn't make me a racist." "LEANNE:" "Get me out of here!" "Look, no offence, but I don't know you, OK?" "I don't even know your real name, so how do I know if I can trust you?" "Got it." "It's Ariel, OK?" "My real name, it's Ariel." "Yes, like the Little fucking Mermaid." "Thanks, Mum." "Like I said, she's nuts." "How about we just get an hour down the road, I call 911, anonymously, report an accident, Leanne gets rescued but thrown back in jail, we go on our way and there's one less crazy racist on the loose." "Deal?" "OK, deal." "Why are you taking air fresheners?" "We don't need air fresheners." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I've never looted before." "I just..." "I got a little grabby." "OK, um..." "I'll look for food." "Bollocks!" "Look, we drive as far as we can and then we walk." "Our forefathers managed it." " What are you doing?" "Get off." " Uh-uh." "Bucket list." "I've always wanted to car-surf like Teen Wolf." "If this is the last of the petrol, I wanna make it count." " Get off my car right now." " Mate, it's on the list." "Why not?" "Because you'll make us less aerodynamic." "(LAUGHS)" "Just get off, OK?" "I'm not in the mood." "Look, I love that we're getting you out of your rut, and I will have your back every time, but this is not just about you." "You're not the only person who's got stuff he wants to do before he dies." "Right, yeah, OK, but my stuff actually means something, doesn't it?" "The night before my dad's accident, he took me to the video shop." "I chose Teen Wolf." "We cooked hot dogs and watched the film." "That was the last night I spent with him." "I didn't know that." "I wanted to be Michael J Fox so badly." "# If everybody had an ocean... (HOWLS)" "Please don't fall off." "Please don't fall off." "Isn't this great?" "Yesterday you were a bank manager." "(HOWLS)" "Hey!" "Ah!" "Mate, I can't see!" "You realize you haven't even had an egg today?" " First time in years, mate!" " Seriously, I can't see!" " Admit it, you feel alive, don't you?" " Yes, but please move!" " Say, "I don't know where I'm going."" " I don't know where I'm going!" " "And it makes me feel alive."" " And it makes me feel..." "Shit!" " (GROANS)" " Oh, my God!" " Mate, are you alright?" " Yeah, yeah, I think so." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." " What the hell are you doing?" " What does it look like we are doing?" " What are you doing?" " Car surfing." "Always wanted to." "Oh, bucket list!" "Snap!" "We're having an erotic odyssey, aren't we, dear?" "Um, we need to get past, so..." "could you just..." "Can't you go round?" "There's room." "Looks a bit tight." "Couldn't you..." "Young man, you're being unreasonable." "My husband's got arthritis." " Stop staring." "Stop staring." " I don't want to." "(ENGINE STOPS)" "And we're out of petrol." "Wonderful." "Looks like we're walking." " You realize I can't get out my door?" " Yeah." "Sorry." "Slight mechanical issue." "Do you mind just ducking down?" "I just need to open..." "Thank you." "Ooh." "Sorry." "Mind your bits." " Thanks again." " Lovely meeting you." "Enjoy the rest of your odyssey." "LEANNE:" "Get me out of here, you cocksuckers!" "It says touch the red to the green." "Well, I'm touching red to green and it's not working, dude!" "Hey, you got Spike's voicemail." "Hit me on the..." " (BEEPS)" " Spike, it's Mom." "I can't go into detail, but I'm coming home, OK?" "It's complicated, and I don't know where you are, so leave your phone on and I'll keep trying to call." "I love you." "I love you so much." "(PHONE RINGS)" " McNeil." " Hey, it's me." " Who's me?" " Your sister." " Rhonda?" "Bad time." " Oh, really?" "I hadn't noticed." "Look, I haven't forgotten about you, OK?" "I'm gonna come visit, I promise." " Oh, yeah, I'm not in prison any more." " Really?" "So the appeal worked?" " That's great." " No, I kind of escaped." "You what?" "Rhonda, you... you can't tell me that." "I'm in the White House." " Scotty, shut up." " I'm briefing the President." "But if people found out that you're a fugitive and I knew, they would throw the book at me." "If you wanna talk about problems, I'm sure mine crap on yours." "Please, I'm your sister." "Please help me." "What do you need?" "I need you to go to the hospital, check Rajesh." "I need to know he's OK, they haven't abandoned the patient." "And I need you to find Spike." "I don't know where he is and I think he might be with Tim." " Tim?" "That drunk is still alive?" " Apparently." "And the court gave him custody." "I don't even know where he lives." "I don't even know if Spike's with him." " I'm freaking out!" " Scotty!" " What, are you jerking off in here?" " I gotta go." " Don't you dare hang up on me." " OK, yeah." "So I will..." "I'll definitely try and track down that... that information that you require." "Thank you, Scotty." "Thank you." "You OK?" "You look like crap." " Well, thanks for the pep talk." " Pleasure." "You might wanna consider doing up your fly." " I think you overreact." " Really?" "Ask yourself what kind of person claims to be a Messiah." "Catechism of the Catholic Church, Part 1, Section 2, Chapter 2, Article 7." ""Before the second coming of Christ, the Church..."" ""Must pass through a final trial that will shake the faith of many believers."" ""The persecution that accompanies her pilgrimage on earth will unveil the mystery of iniquity in the form of a religious deception offering men an apparent solution to their problem at the price of apostasy from the truth."" ""The supreme religious deception is that of the Antichrist."" " You memorized the catechism?" " Ten years in the convent." "I also know all the words to Miss Saigon." "Exactly." "These are not the skills that we need." "Look, if everything that we've devoted our lives to is true, then before Christ can return, there will be a false Messiah." " An Antichrist." " Yes, I know." "So any one of these could be Rosemary's actual baby." "666, raised by jackals, all of that '70s horror crap." "I don't know if I have the chops." "And I don't know if I can protect you." "Who said I need protecting?" " You're not scared?" " Of course." "But I am more scared of not coming face to face with the Antichrist." "If the prophecies aren't true, I waste my life, yes?" "So I pray for the beast to come and I pray that we unmask him." "God led me to your door." "I won't let him down, and I won't let you down." "What if I let you down?" "It's OK." "I have very low expectations of you." "I look forward to a new era of cooperation between our two countries." "Well, China's in." "Your plan is proving very popular." "Well, that's great, Mr President." "I'll get straight to the point." "Operation Saviour, it's a diversionary tactic to distract the populace." " Are you saying it won't work?" " We hope it will." "But our calculations suggest our chances are about one in three, although for the sake of the people, you have to act as if it's a sure thing." "Hope, sir." "Hope will keep 'em in line till the very last moment." " You wanna dupe the American people?" " If need be, yes." "For as long as we need to implement the fallback." "The fallback?" "Sir, what we're about to tell you is beyond top secret." "There is a bunker in the Blue Ridge Mountains." "It can keep 15 people and their offspring alive for up to a century." "Together with a DNA library of all the major plant and animal species." "We call it Mount Genesis." "We built an ark?" "But for only 15 survivors." "Who?" "We would hand-pick a group of young women, selected for their skills, intellect and fertility." "No men?" "We don't need men, sir." "We'll have a sperm bank." "We just need wombs." "My God." "This is monstrous." "No, sir." "It's a rational response to an extraordinary situation." " But if word ever got out..." " We'd be strung up." "So word can't get out, not even to the First Lady." " I need to think about this." " Sir, we don't have..." " I need to think about it." " Yes, Mr President." "They'd need a leader in there, sir." "DAVE:" "Well, this is it." " You OK?" " Give me a second." "I'm so caught up with Layla, I hadn't really thought this bit through." "What do you say to the woman who gave birth to you, then left you in a shoebox?" "DAVE:" "You'll work it out." "Hello!" "(RINGS DOORBELL)" "Hello!" "What are you doing?" "You coming or what?" "(SQUEAKING)" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Who would live in a house like this?" "No one." "Not for a very long time." "ARIEL:" "The apocalypse is bollocks." "You saw that store back there." "Money's worthless now." "They knew that would happen." "They want it to happen." "The old system falls apart, then they regain control and now it's a new system, a new capitalism, the slate wiped clean, America back on top." "When are you gonna call 911?" " I said when are you gonna call 911?" " You really think there's still a 911?" "You lied to me?" "But she's gonna die back there." "A horrible, painful, slow..." "OK, um, stop the car." "Stop the car now." " You lied to me, Ariel!" " I did what needed doing." "Deal with it." "My God, she was right about you guys, wasn't she?" "Rhonda, stop." "Now, there's two ways we can do this." "You in the car like a human or you in the trunk like luggage." "Your choice." " Where are you taking me?" " Somewhere safe." "And totally off grid." "You're gonna show us every hack, every trick in your locker." "Now, I wanted to do this in a friendly, consensual way, but you're making it very hard." "Frankly, I'm disappointed." "We get you out of jail, but your lack of gratitude disgusts me." "Manners, Rhonda." "Basic manners." "I didn't ask you to spring me." "You chose that." "And FYI, I can't help you." " What d'you mean?" " I don't have any tricks in my locker." "I don't even have a locker, OK?" "You sprung the wrong person." "I didn't hack the NSA." "So why'd you plead guilty, then?" "Unless you're protecting someone." "Someone you love very much, right?" " Not necessarily." " So it's either the husband or the son." "You leave my husband alone." "Nice try, but don't ever play poker." "So your son's the genius." "What's his name again?" "Spike?" "Spike McNeil." " Bet we find him before you do." " You leave my son alone." " Or what?" " You stay away from him." "You'll call the police?" "Max, pull over." " You're gonna shoot her?" " God, no." "I'm not an animal." "You see, Rhonda?" "Manners, basic manners." "I mean it!" "You stay away from my son!" "You OK?" "Just got my hopes up." "Should have known." "Back to square one." "Oh, mate, you are so far from square one." "You know her name, a previous address." "We'll find Mary and we'll find Layla." "Besides, you had an adventure, dude." "You lived a bit." "You drove through a field, broke into a house, ruined an erotic odyssey." "Ticked something off your bucket list." "Yeah." "I didn't mean to be a dick about that, by the way." "I didn't know about your dad, how much it meant to you." "Actually, I made that up." "I just really wanted to car surf, and..." "Ow!" "Shit!" "There's something in my arse." "What?" "What's that?" "That's not good." "It's like what vets use on horses." "(YELLS)" "Someone's shooting at us." "We've gotta get out of here now." "No, Dave." "Dave, we've gotta..." "We've..." "Fight this mind... over..." "MAN:" "Stand by for transmission in five, four, three..." "My fellow Americans, yesterday I brought you tragic news, but today I bring you hope." "I've spent this afternoon in conversation with my fellow world leaders and this evening I can announce an unprecedented international coalition to counter the threat we face." " Tonight Operation Saviour begins." " LEANNE:" "Hey!" "Who is it?" "Is somebody out there?" "This will be the single biggest scientific project..." "Hey, help me!" "Help me!" "I'm stuck in this van!" "It will also see mankind standing together..." " Get me out of here!" "...overcoming our differences." "Well, it's about time, Judas." "... best scientists and engineers..." "I'm real disappointed in you, hon." "I thought we was a team, but you stabbed me in the back." "Yeah, I did." "But now I'm making it right, so we're done, OK?" "What are you talking about?" "Where are you going?" " Home." " Really?" "... is dedicated to Operation Saviour." "We have the resources, the technology and the willpower to succeed." "And I give you my word, it will work." "It will go down in history as..." "Fine, stay." "Don't say I didn't warn you." "What's he saying?" "Apparently he's going to save the world." "Another Messiah." "Just what we need." "So there is no need to panic." "Life goes on." "Tomorrow you will go to work and be paid..." "Did you just put on the aftershave?" "There will be food in our stores, gas in our gas stations." "Shh." "This will be the single biggest scientific project ever embarked upon." "LEANNE:" "I can see your legs, babe." "That sign starts like two feet off the ground." "Get in." "Oh, Lord love a duck." "What, are you gonna walk all the way to DC in your prison fatigues?" "My shoulder is killing me." "I can't drive this thing for one more minute." "I'm injured, you're useless." "We need each other." "Well, that was easy." "Good, good, good." "Yeah, this is gonna be fine, like Driving Miss Daisy, only without all that civil rights bullshit." "Shut up!" "PRESIDENT: ... gas in our gas stations." "We've endured 24 hours of chaos, but as of this moment, the police are back in control." "All crime will be punished." " Ow!" " If you looted, we will find you." "If you've escaped from prison, we will hunt you down." " Floor it, babe." " Life continues as it always has." "I promise this is not the end." "God bless you, God bless the United States of America and God bless humanity." "We are all in this together." "MAN:" "And we're clear." " That was amazing, Mr President." " Just what the people needed, sir." "That thing we talked about earlier?" " Let's do it." " Yes, Mr President." "And, like you said, they're gonna need a leader in there, won't they?" "Yes, they will, sir." "Jamie." "Jamie, please wake up." "Mate, I think we're in trouble." "What happened?" "Where are we?" "I don't know, but it's..." "but it's all sort of horrible." "I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent... (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)" "Hey, Ariel." "Yeah, long time, no see." "Now, um, give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip your balls off." "(SCISSORS SNIP)" "(BEEPING)" "# I can see clearly now the rain has gone..." "JAMIE:" "See that?" "That's what going to kill everyone." "Any second now." "Doesn't matter who you are, Who you pray to, black or white, straight or gay, rich or poor." "Yeah, it's Judgment Day." "The actual apocalypse." "And where am I?" "In Slough." "Or, rather, under Slough, watching it on telly." "NEWSREADER:" "One minute, now." "One minute." "These pictures coming live to us from Hubble." "JAMIE:" "I know what you're thinking." ""Cheer up."" ""You're one of the lucky ones." My question is:" "Am I?" "I mean, have you seen who else is in here?" "NEWSREADER:" "Beijing and Jerusalem there." " JAMIE:" "Who are these people?" " The human race united as never before." "JAMIE:" "How the hell did this happen?" "Are we the future of mankind?" "I mean, seriously?" "Thank you all for watching." "I hope we'll meet again." "GAINES:" "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Operation Saviour." "Our work here is secret, so I'll now require you to surrender all devices that allow contact with the outside world." "No one tweets, blogs or sends carrier pigeons." "Now, you may be the world's finest minds, but there's no point in dreaming unachievable dreams." "We need to use existing technology, existing weaponry." "So, be realistic." "Compromise." "We report to the UN in two days." "The time scale will dictate our approach." " Uh, I'm his uncle." " GAINES:" "The only info the world gets will be a daily briefing from my office." "This will be..." "I know it's chaos out there, but any sign, give me a call." "Please." "I know many of you may find these statements overly optimistic." "I don't..." "SPOKESMAN:" "We believe that the video proves" "McNeil is part of a larger terrorist network." "We now believe she's armed and dangerous and poses a significant threat to national security." "We are therefore asking people to remain vigilant." "If you see her, please call 911 immediately." " Shh." " Is this really necessary?" "Girl, we're wearing prison uniforms." " OK." "What's the plan?" " Oh, um..." "Well, let me think." "Ah..." "I'll take the guards out with my nunchuks, while you disable the motion sensors." "Does that sound good, Batman?" "What's the plan?" "The plan is, run over there and grab as many of those goddamn clothes as you can without getting caught." "It's going to take us a week just to get to my place." "Aweek?" "I thought we were talking, like, one or two days." "Now, how do you think we're going to do that?" "Huh?" "We've got to dump cars every few hours." "We've got to stick to the back roads." " It adds up." " Tennessee is only halfway for me." "I have got to get to Spike before Ariel does." "Well, it's not going to happen at all if you get caught, now is it?" "JAMIE:" "No, please." "You've got it all wrong." "I'm not who you think I am." "What's the magic word?" "Ariel?" "I don't know, because I'm not Ariel." "OK?" "I'm Jamie." "I'm his twin." "I'm just trying to find my wife." "I think he has her." "I'm hoping that my birth mother knows where he is." "Her name is Mary, and she abandoned me when I was a baby." "And this is the only address I have for her." "You really haven't changed, have you?" "Everything is still a lie." "Hurry up, and don't make a sound." "(LIGHT FOOTSTEPS IN SAND)" "(TOY SQUEAKS." " (LARGE DOG BARKS)" " LEANNE:" "Crap." "MAN:" "Hilda!" "What is it, boy?" "(DOG GROWLS AND BARKS)" "(TOY SQUEAKS, DOG BARKS)" "BUDDY:" "Leave those rabbits alone." " Oh, hello, puppy." "It's OK." "It's OK." " (TOY HONKS)" "Oh, my God." "How many toys does this dog have?" " Run." " Oh my God." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Good doggy." "Good dog... (DOG BARKS, DOOR BANGS SHUT)" "Hilda, scram." "(BUDDY COCKS GUN, RHONDA PANTS)" "Don't you move a muscle, missy." "Now, once again." "What is the magic word?" "I..." "I..." "I don't..." "See?" "It is you." "Because only you could have done what you did and still not know the word I want to hear." " Make the magic word "sorry."" " Is it?" "OK, I'm sorry, then." "I'm sorry then?" "Fuck you." "You know..." "I vowed one day I'd see you grovel." "Now, do it." "Properly." " Sorry." " No, not feeling it." "Uh, I'm really sorry." " A little more humility." " From the bottom of my heart." " Ariel, emote." " I apologize..." " Sorry, sorry." " Oh, go on then." "Nail him." "She's not going to do it." "You can see it in her eyes." "(JAMIE AND DAVE EXCLAIM)" "DAVE:" "OK." "No, listen." "That was my bad." "I misjudged that." "Oh, this wasn't supposed to happen... (SKYE MOANS LOUDLY)" "(SKYE EXHALES IN PAIN)" "SKYE:" "OK." "OK." "Lie down..." " Is that what I think it is?" " Um... (PHONE DIALING)" "Please don't call the police, sir." "I'm not a bad person." " Yeah?" "Why are you in prison then, huh?" " My son made a mistake." "He broke in somewhere that he shouldn't, and I took the blame." " My ass." " No, it's true." "The only thing I'm guilty of is bad parenting." "God knows I tried." "Oh God." "I can't go back to jail." "I'm so afraid to die alone in there." "I just want to be with my family at the end." "You can understand that, can't you?" "CELINE:" "Are you kidding me, Father?" " Is this some kind of joke?" " Believe me." "The minute the airlines get their act back together, we are back in economy." "Until then, welcome to Pope Force One." "JUDE:" "Our first case." "That's exciting." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I just never flew before." "Really?" "You're kidding." "It's adorable." "If you get scared, I'll let you hold my hand." " That won't be necessary, thank you." " Really great research, by the way." "I'm in danger of looking professional." "But in the future, I will not need this, this..." "And that." "We have 32 days." "If you spend that kind of energy on each case, you're going to be burnt out." " But the medical evidence." " Celine." "I love your love of the rational, but you get that we're beyond that now?" "We're investigating false Messiahs." "Or little giraffe girls." "But people are willing to believe this crap." "Do you really think they can engage in a rational debate?" "They can't." "So, we fight fire with fire." "So, we are just digging up dirt, like tabloid hacks and their sleaze?" "Celine, in the real world, it is always about money or sex." "And when it comes to the devout, 99 percent of the time, it's about sex." "It's a fact." " No." "This is nonsense." " Sex is a natural urge." "You put a lid on that..." "it seeps out the sides." "In unexpected and sometimes spectacular ways." "Well, I put a lid on it." "I'm OK." " What?" "I am." "You took the vows, too." " Yes, but that was different." "I was young, and I had plenty of time to get it out of my system." "But if you've never done it, it's... much easier for it to become a hang-up." "(SKYE EXHALES HEAVILY)" "(SKYE MOANS AND INHALES)" "(EXHALES NOISILY)" "(MOANS AND PANTS)" "Give us the key." "If you let us out, we can drive you to the hospital." " Why should I trust you, though?" " Because A, I'm not Ariel, and B, you still hold the trump card." "You know where Mary is." "I don't." "(SKYE MOANS)" "Or, you know, you could just do this on your own." "How's that working out for you so far?" "(SKYE PANTS)" "OK." "(SKYE MOANS)" "Here." "(MOANS)" "Here, take it." "(SKYE MOANS)" "Don't worry." "It suits you." "CROWD:" "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "OK, I see your point." "We have moved beyond reason." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "MAN:" "It's a miracle!" "It's a miracle!" "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "(IN POLISH) We have an appointment." " So, you've been busy." " Yes." "The last 48 hours have been crazy." "Many suicides." "(CORPSE'S JOINTS CRACK)" " So, uh..." "Tell us about Jane Doe." " Approximately six years old." "Speaks English, but won't tell us her name." "She was in car crash two nights ago, with woman we assume is mother." " But no ID, so who knows?" " And she was dead when she arrived?" "Yes." "I examined her myself." "I sent body down here." "(SHARP CRACK)" "Tomasz was on shift." "He put her in a drawer." "An hour later, they are announcing the end of the world on TV, when he hears the screams." "(IN POLISH) I nearly shit myself." " What's he saying?" " Uh, he said he nearly shit himself." "Oh." "That's understandable." "(METAL DOOR CLICKS OPEN)" "(JUDE COUGHS)" "So, there's no way you both could have made a mistake?" "I'm just asking." "And the nurse sent the first tweet." "Suddenly, it was all over the internet." "People do the math." "Resurrection plus apocalypse equals second coming." "This mob has come for its Messiah." "CROWD:" "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "OK, where's your car?" "Why, I thought you had one." "Ariel, you said you'd drive me." "OK, um..." "Don't worry." "Give me back my phone." "I'll call an ambulance." "Yeah, well done, genius." "I wish I'd thought of that." "Oh..." " So, no ambulances?" " SKYE:" "No, it's a six-hour wait." "They're short on crews." "It's the end of the world, remember?" "Hey, look." "Don't worry." "I reckon I could do this." "I've seen Call the Midwife." "It basically involves toweling." " A quick word?" " What" " We cannot deliver a baby." " Yes, we can." "Positive mental attitude." "I don't think that's enough." "I think you need training and skills." "SKYE:" "Do something!" "Could someone get here and help me take my knickers off?" "Boom." "Bucket list phrase right there." "Admittedly, in my head, it was slightly sexier." "Look, she is terrified." "For her sake, we need to look confident." "Swans, yeah?" "You know, swans?" "Calm up top, even if down below's all like, "Help!" Swans." "Great." "GAINES:" "You know what's depressing here?" "This may be the culmination of mankind." "Our finest minds, pinnacle of our civilization, and look at them." "Even now, we still can't work together." "Maybe we deserve to die out." "And Scotty?" "Scotty?" "You still look like crap." "Have you slept?" "You've got to look after yourself." "This is a marathon, not a sprint." "We haven't even started on the other thing." "Ariel, hold my hand." "I mean, I still hate you, but don't you dare leave." "OK." "I'm still not Ariel, but don't worry." "I promise I won't leave." " You're gonna be fine." " Oh, for the love of God." "What's?" "I mean, talk about design flaw." "Nah, we're going to have to swap ends, mate." "Swans, yeah?" "Brilliant." "She takes you hostage, yet somehow, I'm the bad guy." "(SKYE MOANS)" "(SKYE SCREAMS)" "(DAVE SCREAMS)" "I can't believe I gave birth to that." "How did he get so big?" "(RHONDA LAUGHS)" "Anyway, that's Spike." "(RHONDA SIGHS)" "God, I love him, but has he got a mouth on him." "Oh." "Knows it all." "Loves to tell you your every mistake." "(BUDDY CHUCKLES)" "Wouldn't have lasted five minutes in juvie, huh?" "Exactly." "Thank you for not calling the police." "I really appreciate it." "(DOG BARKS)" "Can I ask you a question?" "Whose clothes are these?" "Mine." "I uh..." "Well, I like to dress like a lady." "I'm 46 years old, and I've never told no one that before." "Around here, that ain't something you tell." "I guess I'm just tired of living scared." "It's too late in the day." "We could all be dead soon." "So, this is me." "Just a regular Joe who likes wearing pantyhose." "That bother you?" "No." "Not at all." "In that case..." "Would you mind if I go change?" "Just once in my life, I would like to be myself." "NEWSREADER:" "It's a mild day, with temperatures reaching the mid-70s." " Too slutty." " About average for the time of year." "Coming up..." "BUDDY:" "Ah..." "Too formal." "Excuse me, sir?" "Could I use your phone?" "Help yourself." " But today cyber terrorist Deus Ex..." " You are gorgeous." "... released a video claiming her as a key operative in their war on America, leaving no doubt that McNeil's attack on the NSA was part of a wider, orchestrated campaign to destabilize US interests." "SPIKE:" "Hey, you've got Spike's voicemail." "Uh, hit me on the... (VOICEMAIL BEEPS)" "Honey?" "It's Mom." "Uh, listen." "This is important." "There's a man called Ariel." "He also calls himself the White Horse." "I think he's trying to find you, but do not trust him." "OK?" "God." "I wish you would answer the phone, just once." "(TIM TAUNTS AND LAUGHS)" "Give me it." " Give me my phone, you drunk." " My house, my rules." "No phones, no TV, no internet, till you do your chores." "Now, I asked you to empty the crapper, and you didn't." "So..." "Don't you dare." "I forbid you." "(PHONE LANDS WITH A SPLAT)" "Why are you such an asshole?" "Don't ever talk to me like that." "I'm your father." "No, you're not." "Rajesh is." "Not according to the judge, son." "(ROCK MUSIC BLARES FROM HOUSE)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "(PHONE RINGS)" " McNeil." " RHONDA:" "It's me." "Did you find Spike?" " Um, well..." "Not yet." " What do you mean "not yet"?" "Look, I'm..." "I'm sure there's..." "there's no need to panic, but..." "They're not at the address on the custody papers." "Tim gave a false address." "So, Spike's missing?" "Scotty, you have to find him." "How?" "What do you want me to do?" "I'm..." "I'm doing what I can." "OK?" "But this is..." "This is a bad time." "Work is kind of crazy." " I don't care." " And..." "This is your nephew." "This is family." "What could possibly be more important than this?" " I can't tell you that." " Oh, my God." "You are unbelievable." "Tell me you at least spoke with Rajesh." " Scotty." " It's on my list." "OK?" "But look." "There's something else." "You are all over the news." "Some guy posted a video on the web this morning, and he says that you're a terrorist, helping him wage war on America." " You're not, are you?" " Scotty, I'm a librarian." "Well, why is he saying it?" "Because he's a publicity-seeking prick who hates me." "And I think he's trying to find Spike." "So, me getting recaptured suits him just... (PHONE BEEPS)" "Scotty?" "Scotty?" "(BUDDY COCKS GUN)" "I trusted you." "You lied to me." "CROWD:" "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "JUDE:" "How about a joke?" "Do you like jokes?" "Because I have a... a great joke." "Why did the monk leave the monastery?" "Because he was cloister-phobic." "No?" "OK, well." "You'd laugh, if you understood monastic architecture." "Uh..." "Gum?" " Do you like gum?" " Uh, Jude." "It's got nicotine." "OK, kid." "You're killing us." "Can't you say something?" "My mum taught me not to talk to men like you." "She says you're perverts." " Oh." " Well, maybe you will talk to me then?" " OK." "What's a pervert?" " Yeah, what's a pervert?" "Uh..." "Goodness." "Yes..." "He's a person who does things in funny ways." " Oh." "Like a clown." " Yes." "Sort of like a clown." "I know." "Did you ever play thumb war?" "Here." "Give me your hand." "One, two, three, four." "I declare a thumb war." "Now, my thumb chases yours." "Yes?" "Those people downstairs are funny, aren't they?" "They're idiots." "They think I'm going to save them." " Ah." "But you are not?" " Of course not." "I can't even cross the road on my own yet." " So why do they say that?" " They think I'm God's daughter." "Wow." "And are you?" "Of course not." "She's my daughter." "Come here." " Mum." " It's OK." "Mummy's OK." "You're alright." "You stay away from her." "(SCREAMS)" "I wish I had drugs." "Why would anyone do this naturally?" "JAMIE:" "I think we're nearly there, OK?" "(SKYE SCREAMS)" "(SKYE GASPS)" "It's OK." "I think we're nearly there." "(SKYE MOANS WEAKLY)" "OK, this is the one." "This is the one." "OK?" "I need you to push." "Push." "Push." "Push, push, push." "You can do it." "You can do it." "This is it." "That's it, that's it, that's it." "Push, push, push, push, push, push... (SQUELCH)" "(SKYE PANTS RAGGEDLY)" "(JAMIE PANTS)" "(SKYE SIGHS)" "What's the matter?" "Breathe." "You know you want to." "Come on, come on, come on." "This world's not so bad." "There's still stuff worth fighting for." "Yes, there is." "There is still stuff worth fighting for." "There is still stuff worth fighting for." "There is still stuff worth fighting for." "There's still..." " (BABY CRIES)" " Oh, my God!" "That's it, buddy." "You practice using those lungs." "OK." "OK." "Here." "Here we go." " Here's Mummy." " Oh." "SKYE:" "My son." "My little boy." " He's awesome." " Yeah, he is, isn't he?" " I mean, it's not just me, is it?" " No." "Oh, I don't..." "I don't know what to say." "Thank you." "Thank you, so much." " Shh." " JAMIE:" "Well..." "Your hands are filthy." "Oh, what happened to your thing?" "Your compulsive hand-washy thing." "I told you." "I'm not Ariel." "Rajesh?" "Rajesh, hey." "Hey, buddy." "Rhonda told me to come and see you." "Sorry I didn't come earlier." "Work's been crazy." "How's things?" "Well, I'm dying." "My son's been taken." "And the TV says that my wife is being hunted down like a dog." "But other than that... great." "By the way, we're being watched." "You think he's a cop?" "God, I shouldn't have come here." "This was such a big mistake." "You're visiting your brother-in-law." "It's the kind of thing that normal people do." "Now, what the hell is going on?" "She says she's coming back to DC." "Well, tell her not to." "How could she be so dumb?" "I don't think that's quite the reaction she's hoping for." "Why do you think they're watching me, huh?" " Look, I've got to get back to work." " Scotty, this..." "This comet." " Is that you?" " No." "What makes you say that?" "Come on." "I can't talk about it." "These scientists, is that just a diversion to keep people calm?" "RAJESH:" "I'm not asking for me." "I'm already dead." "But Rhonda needs to know." "It's going to be fine." "Promise." "TANNOY:" "Dr Hendricks to Radiology." "SKYE:" "I owe you both a huge apology." "I'm really sorry." "Your brother really brings out the worst in me." "We grew up on the commune together." "He was my first love, sadly." "Then he ran off with my best mate when I was 18." "I haven't seen him since, till you showed up." "With your identical love rat face." "SKYE:" "I just wanted to get my own back." "Like, shit him up a bit for running off with Hawkwind." "Listen, take my advice." "Stay away from him." "Believe me, I would if I could." "But I need to find my wife." "Is she in danger?" " Is he dangerous?" " Um..." " Oh, shit." "Shit." " Wait." "Calm down." "You don't even know if she's with him for definite." "I can't help it." "I lost her for seven years, and the thought of something bad happening to her now makes me feel sick." "I need her to be safe." "I just... need her to be safe." "I've got to get out of Poland." "I'm fine." "I just need to get her as far from these freaks as possible." "I repeat, I am not with the freaks." "Yeah, yeah." "You tell yourself that." "You're just a different bunch of freaks, buying a different load of mystical bollocks." "CELINE:" "Who is that?" "FRANKIE:" "My dad." "He works in a bank." "Wow, that's nice." " And who is this going into his bank?" " Your friend." "Sister Sophia." " What did you say?" " Sophia?" "Your friend that died." "She says she's happy, and she's getting a lot of knitting done." "But how do you now this?" "Ever since waking up, I hear this voice." "It says I have to give you a message." "One day soon, you're going to see four horses." "Awhite, a black, a red and a pale." "It says, "When you see them, don't panic." "It's all part of the plan."" "Here." "I want you to have this." "I put where I live at the bottom." "I don't think your mum would want anyone to know that." "It's not for anyone." "It's just for you." "DOCTOR:" "How are you going to get out of Poland?" "You are not fit to drive." "There are no flights." "JUDE:" "I have a plane." "Look, you've got to get out of here, one way or the other." "A private plane is a lot better than wandering around the streets." "We'll put you in a cab." "You can get a hotel and rest up, and if something goes wrong, then you can call a doctor." "Why are you being so nice?" " What do you want?" " Nothing." "You see that, quote, "mystical bollocks" that I sell, is actually big on helping people." "Even when they're acting like fucking idiots." "(CHUCKLES)" " Are you really a priest?" " I believe in God." "You don't." "It's fine." "But I think we both know that your daughter is not the savior." "Let me help you." "OK." "How do we get past the freaks?" "They're going to rip me apart." "He's a little bit smug, but still." "I mean, you would, right?" "CROWD:" "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "Jane Doe." "(FUNK MUSIC)" "I think we can safely say it's a goner, Spike." " How'd you know my name?" " Let's just say I'm a fan of yours." "And a friend of your mother's." "She..." "Did she speak to you today?" "Shame." "She said she was going to call, let you know we were coming." "Did she send you to get me out of here?" " Who are you?" " Can you keep a secret?" " They call me the White Horse." " Shut up!" "The White Horse?" "As in Deus Ex?" "Oh, wow." "Cool." "Well, looks like we've got ourselves a little mutual appreciation society." "You coming or what?" "NEWSREADER:" "The video reveals her as an enemy of US interests." "ARIEL:" "With Rhonda McNeil back beside us, we will..." " He's lying." "I'm not with them." " Save it for the cops." "ARIEL:" "Open your eyes, America." "There is no apocalypse." "They just want to control you." "RHONDA:" "If it's the reward you want..." "It's not about money." "It's about right and wrong." "Exactly." "And that man is wrong." "He wants my son." "So, it'd be real convenient for him if I'm out of the way." " You're helping him." " I trusted you." "I took you in, fed you, told you everything." "I just wanted something real with another human being." "But you lied to me." "(DOG BARKS, SIREN WAILS)" "Oh, please." "Please, I'm begging you." "Please." "(KNOCKING AT DOOR)" "BUDDY:" "She's in the bathroom." "LEANNE:" "Freeze, McNeil, or you are dead meat." "Leanne?" "(RHONDA SCREAMS)" "Hon, you might want to exercise your right to remain silent." "Bitch went for me, sir..." "Ma'am." "Well, fucking rednecks." "What are you gonna do?" "Give 'em a ride?" "(CROWD BOOS)" "There is a logical explanation for everything that's happened here today." " (MAN TRANSLATES)" " I see no evidence of a miracle." "JUDE:" "The girl has Lazarus syndrome." "A medically recognized condition, where dead people seemingly come back to life." "(CROWD BOOS)" "There have been 38 cases since 1982." "They can't all be Jesus." "(MAN TRANSLATES)" "(CROWD BOOS)" "The child is not the savior." "(CROWD BOOS)" "(VAN'S ENGINE ROARS)" "That was cool." "NEWSREADER:" "Chaos in Poland this evening, as footage emerges of an angry mob assaulting a Catholic priest." "The mob, followers of a bizarre cult, were enraged when the priest publically challenged their beliefs." "The whereabouts and condition of the priest are unknown." "This is yet another worrying episode of so-called apocalypse fever." "In other news..." "You've been gone hours." "Where were you?" "I saw your sister on the news." "Please tell me you are not helping her." "Oh, jeez, Scotty." "You know how many laws you just broke?" "You know they're gonna be watching your family, seeing if she contacts anyone, right?" " Hm-hmm." " So?" "Yeah, I know." "I just went to see her husband." " I think his room's being watched." " Shit." "Shit." "OK, uh..." "I can still contain this if it stops right now." "What?" "So, you want me to turn my back on my own sister?" "No, I don't want that, but you being under surveillance just isn't gonna work." "We need total secrecy." "Anyone hears anything, we're screwed." " She's my sister." "She needs me." " I need you." "OK?" "I don't think I can do this." " What?" " I'm sorry." "The bunker and the lying..." "It's..." "It's wrong." "It's not wrong." "And you can do it." "Scotty, it's not like we're benefitting." "If the world ends, we're just as dead as everyone else." "Except we've got the burden of knowledge." "They don't." "You're not the only one who's terrified." "(PHONE RINGS)" "(PHONE CONTINUES TO RING)" " It's probably your sister." " Yeah." "(PHONE CONTINUES TO RING)" " I'm gonna take a shower." " OK." "Come on, come on." "Pick up." "This is Scotty." "Leave me a message." " Damn it." " Oh, man." "You know what?" "I love being a cop." "I think I missed my calling." "Any time you want to thank me for saving you, you can just chime right on in." "What should I thank you for?" "For Tasering me?" "Or for abandoning me?" "Ow." "Let me get something straight." "I do not abandon my friends, ever." "When you was in that house getting fed," "I was on my hands and knees outside that window, watching over you." "And it's a good thing I did, too." "Otherwise, your ass would be on its way back to jail right about now." "You were really there the whole time?" "So, you know they're looking for me." "It would have been a lot safer for you to just ditch me." "Well, that ain't me." "Look, I know in normal life, you'd cross the road to avoid me, but this ain't normal, hon." "We've got the whole world gunning for us." "And I need just one person on my side." "So, how about it?" "OK." "But could I be the cop for a while?" "Oh, man." "Alright." "Well, wait." "I thought you said we can't wear our prison fatigues." "Well, I ain't wearing that dress." "I mean, I know we're on the run, but that is a no." "SKYE:" "So, you came to find Mary." "You know, I... grew up on the commune with her." "She was like a second mum to me." "I mean, I can tell you" " everything you need to know." " I don't think I want to know." " Just where she is." "That will do." " Alright." "I just thought..." "When I was like this, she dumped me in a car park." "What kind of person does that?" "To something this helpless?" "And why ditch me, but keep my brother?" "The fact is, she may have been like a mother to you, but she was nothing like one to me." "SPIKE:" "When can I call my mom?" " I need you to put these on first." " Why?" "Because I said so." "Aword of advice:" "Never leave your webcam uncovered." "You ever heard of a program called Facechaser?" "No?" "It's because the NSA doesn't want you to." "Facial recognition software." "You scan a photo of who you're looking for." "It monitors every security camera, every webcam on Earth." "They go anywhere near a laptop or an ATM..." "Bam, you've got 'em." " And I want it." " Why?" " Who are you trying to find?" " Afriend, who ran away." "You get me into the NSA, you get me Facechaser, and then we can talk about your mum, OK?" "(TIRES SQUEAL)" "JUDE:" "Let's go." "What happened?" "Are you OK?" "(JUDE SIGHS)" "That is the last time that I ever try to use reason with an angry mob." "It's OK." "It's over." "Keep moving, people." "There's nothing to see here." "It's all perfectly rational." "Yes." "Perfectly rational." "SKYE:" "This was Mary's room." "It's the Rapture." "It took your mum 15 years." "The ones on a string and going to heaven." "The others are the damned." "The..." "Four Horsemen are somewhere." " I think one of them broke, though." " Look, there's the station." "The shops." "I know." "It's Slough." "There's the car park she left me in." "A little baby in a box." "Why are you showing me this?" "Because it wouldn't be fair to you not to." "You need to understand before you meet her." "That's... where she lives now." "It's a private psychiatric clinic in Scotland." "She was sectioned a few years ago." "It's in the Highlands." "Be honest with me." "Am I wasting my time?" "And how gone is she?" " Will she even know where Ariel is?" " I don't know." "But if anyone knows how to find him, it's Mary." "I mean..." "Someone's paying the bills to keep her there." "(BUZZER)" "(GATE CLICKS OPEN)" "(MOLBY SIGHS)" "God, this place depresses me." "(METAL DETECTORS BEEP)" "(RESPIRATOR PUMPS AIR)" "MOLBY:" "OK." "Who are they?" "And what do you want us to do when we find them?" "(BEEPING)" "# I can see clearly now the rain has gone" "JAMIE:" "See that?" "That's what gonna kill everyone." "Any second now." "Doesn't matter who you are, who you pray to, black or white, straight or gay, rich or poor." "And where am I?" "In Slough." "Or rather, under Slough, watching it on telly." "NEWSREADER:" "One minute, now." "One minute." "These pictures coming live to us from Hubble." "JAMIE:" "Are we really the future of mankind?" "Because it seems like we're starting with a very shallow gene pool." "More of a gene puddle, really." "NEWSREADER:" "It's time to brace ourselves." "To say goodbye." "WOMAN:" "Levern, stop." "You are gonna do your job." "Close down l-72." "No, you're not." "You want to worry less about that comet and more about my boot, which is gonna be so far up your..." "Hold on, Levern." "Excuse me, sir." "We're searching for two fugitives believed to be in these parts." "Female." "One late 40s, tattoo on her forehead." "The other, mid-30s." " Seen them?" " No, ma'am." "They... dangerous?" "Oh, yeah." "We're not playing games here." "(BOATACCELERATES)" "Congratulations." "Look like you get to keep your balls." "Sorry about this." "(HORN BLARES)" "Look, I want roadblocks on 88 and 27." "I don't know." "Either it hits or it don't." "You and me thinking about it isn't gonna change a damn thing." "SPIKE:" "OK." "We're almost there." "Now, don't forget the deal." "I get you into the NSA, into Facechaser." "You get me to my mom, right?" " You haven't forgotten." " I've been here almost a week now, and it sucks." " Well, if you'd done it quicker." " Well, I've been trying." "They've upped their game since the last time I dropped by." "You know, you guys aren't like I imagined." "I thought Deus Ex were all about sticking it to the man, but all you want to do is stalk girls." " ARIEL:" "It isn't stalking." " Uh, it kind of is, dude." "I assure you, once we're into the NSA, we will also be wreaking havoc." "So, why are you trying to find her?" "She turn you down for prom?" "You always thought, "One day, she will be mine." "Oh, yes."" "Except suddenly, there aren't many days left." "For the final time, Spike, there is no comet." "Whatever." "And we are in." "Gentlemen, I give you Facechaser." " Good work, kid." " Now can we find my mom?" "(SPIKE GRUNTS)" "Dude." "What the hell?" "(EXHALES)" "RHONDA:" "You're joking, right?" "We're not gonna shoot him." "LEANNE:" "Well, I don't want to, hon, but I mean, he's gonna call the cops." "Duh." "Please." "I..." "I've a family." "Awife, kids." "Just take my boat." " OK, this is insane." " Oh, is it?" "Is it insane?" "How much do you want to stay free?" "How much does your family mean to you?" "A lot." "It doesn't mean I'm gonna start killing people." "I bet you would, if it came right down to it." "No." "I'm not you, OK?" "Could you tell me your wife's phone number?" "W-Why?" "Because we're gonna leave you here." "And I'll call her later." "I'll tell her how to find you." "Wuss." "(KNOCKS ON DOOR)" "Hey, kid." "You OK?" "Just keep your mouth shut, yeah?" "Don't wind him up." "I thought you guys wanted to change the world." " He's not as smart as you think." " He's a genius." "And what if he's wrong about the comet?" "Do yourself a favor." "You're in the NSA now." "Take a look around, huh?" "See whether you think it's a hoax." "(CHURCH BELLS RING)" "JUDE:" "I don't mind sharing my caseload." "I mind sharing it with someone who's not up to the task." "Father, Chris is tipped for some great things around here." "History teaches us that being tipped for great things around here is a foolproof barometer of intellect and moral fiber." "Father Jude, this is not a request." "It's an order." "(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)" "(CELINE LAUGHS)" "His face was so funny." "I was trying." "(JUDGE TAPS TEACUP)" "Jude." "I was just telling your lovely researcher some old stories about you." "From the seminary." "I'm looking forward to working with you again." "What an honor that the Cardinal has entrusted us with such an important task." "I was just showing Father Christophe some of our case files." "Well, if you need help with any of the big words, just give a shout." "Well." "I see you have lost none of your charm." "I won't stay." "I know how busy you are." "I'll take these to be getting on with." "We must do this again sometime." "(BUZZES REPEATEDLY)" "So, this is it, mate." "Somewhere beyond these walls is the woman from whom you emerged." "The wizard who magicked you from her sleeve." "Big moment, this." "No, not really." "Just one more step towards Layla." "Just go in, ask her where my brother is, get out." "Simple." "MAN:" "Read the sign." "Piss off." "Well, that was worth six days of hitchhiking." ""In accordance with Section Seven of the Emergency Apocalypse Act, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, property's been seized by the government, blah, blah, blah..."" ""Access and egress is restricted."" "Yeah, basically, "Piss off, no visitors."" "Is this where you fall into despair and I do the Wind Beneath Your Wings thing?" "No." "We just skip to Plan B." "No wind required." "Cheers." "Here's to the alcopopolypse." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "I'm not buying it, by the way." "You're crapping it about meeting your real mum, aren't you?" "No." "I'm crapping it in case something happens to Layla before I can get to her." "I'm entirely ambivalent about the woman who abandoned me in a car park." "She's just the means to finding my wife." "No, no." "You care." "You always care." "That's your thing." "Yeah." "Well, maybe I'm changing." "Maybe a bit of you is rubbing off on me." "Are you dancing?" "You never dance." "(DAVE LAUGHS)" "CELINE:" "I like Father Christophe." "He is charming, easy on the eyes." " Punchable." " You are jealous, aren't you?" "Because he is famous and you are not." "He saved all those hostages in the bank." "The fella was armed to the teeth with a toy gun." " Christophe did not know it was fake." " He says." "The big phony." "Alright, which freak are we investigating now?" "Giovanni Corvi." "Proclaimed himself Messiah on social media." "Says he will prove it by performing a miracle at 5pm." "Ajumper." "Our boy just arrived." "We could just do it here." "Too many people." "Too risky." "LEANNE:" "Well, hello." "Come." "Come on." "Shut your mouth." "Here we go." "Well, I don't see anyone." "OK." "Oh, yeah." "Shit's getting real." "Oh, fuck." "Girl, we're on vacation." "(SQUEALS IN EXCITEMENT)" "We're in business, girl." "I mean, you want the honeymoon or the presidential suite?" "Yeah." "I don't care." "Just as long as it has a tub." "Oh my God." "I'm gonna take a bath." "I'm gonna smell human again." "Yeah, you're stinky, girl." "Like a dead alligator." " Alright." " Hop to it, lady." "(CROWD MURMURS)" "(CLOCK TICKS)" "He says he wants to talk to you, Father." "Have you ever done anything like this before?" "Uh, no." "We have a trained negotiator on the way." "Maybe we wait?" "I'd like to do it." "What if he is suicidal?" "Leave it to the experts." "I think I can help him." "Is this about Christophe?" "Is that it?" "You would risk a man's life for your own moment in front of the cameras?" "Is that really what you think of me?" "MAX:" "Ariel." "Ariel." "For God's sake, Ariel." "Stop looking for her." "This is important." "Is this about the kid?" "Because I'm getting a little bored." "It's not a fucking hoax." "The comet's real." "You were wrong." "Read this." "All of it." "We're dying." "We've got 26 days, man." "(ARIEL SIGHS)" "(ANXIOUS CHATTER)" "Father Jude?" "Thank you for coming." "(CROWD GASPS)" "(SIGHS)" "GIOVANNI OVER RADIO:" "Quite a crowd." "Sister, we have audio now." "JUDE:" "Everybody loves a miracle." "Do you mind my asking what the plan is?" "I'm going to step off." "At exactly five o'clock." "And the encore?" "I die." "Live on the television." "In front of millions." "I'm no Messiah." "I just want people to watch." "I want the world to know what the Church... did to me." "What this man did to me." "Nobody listened... when I told them, with a reasonable voice." "(GROANS)" "Do you want a hand?" "GIOVANNl:" "You want to help?" "Yeah." "Because that guy sounds like he was a fucking asshole." "Give me some flyers." "I say some pretty strong things about the Church, too." "The Church isn't God." "It's just people." "Most of them good." "Some not so good." "No, this..." "This is a tactic." "They teach you." "To gain my trust, to talk me down." "I promise you..." "I have no idea what I'm doing." "Oh." " Sister, this is terrible." " I know." "That poor man." "I mean the flyers." "Why the hell is Jude helping him?" "Ooh, hon, I found us some bourbon and some candy." "I am gonna rock out with my cock out." "Yee-haw." "Oh." "You didn't find any razors, did you?" "I look like a Sasquatch." "(LEANNE GASPS)" "You don't think they've still got the dirty channels on the TV?" "Oh, because I'm feeling real tense." "I could use a little feminine release, if you know what I mean." "(GRUNTS)" "Leanne, do you remember the conversation we had about too much information?" "(SCREAMS)" "There's a man outside the window." " Did he see your face?" " He saw everything." "Well, goddamn it!" "LEANNE:" "Hey you." "Hands up." "Stop right there, buster, or I swear to God, I will shoot you right in the ball sack." " Please don't hurt me." " Leanne." " Did you call the cops, son?" " No." " Oh, really?" " Yeah." " Then why don't I believe you?" " I don't know." " Did you call the motherfucking cops?" " No." "No." "For God's sakes, Leanne." "He's just a kid." "He's got fingers." "He can dial a phone like anyone else." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Did you call the cops?" "No, I swear." "(COCKS THE GUN)" "Do you still get the adult channels here?" "Uh... yeah?" "Channels 60 to 84." "So I hear." "Do me a favor." "Why don't you go treat yourself to a feminine release, OK?" "I got this." "Her bark's worse than her bite." "You're safe." "I promise." "We just need someplace to stay for a few hours." " You live here?" " My mom owns the place." " Where is she?" " I don't know." "When the comet happened, she took off with this guy." "She said she'd be back in a couple of days." "That was, like, a week ago." "Uh..." "My son loves that game." "Do you want to play?" "JUDE:" "I know it's hard, but there is still good to be done here." "These aren't rubberneckers." "They're here to see a miracle." "You jump, it's just one more depressing thing to forget about." "Give them a hopeful ending... and your story will go everywhere." "I'm still doing it." "(SIGHS) Alright." "I wasn't gonna tell you this... because there are people listening." "But I have no other alternative now." "I read your file." "You have children." "I am... begging you." "Don't do this to them." "JUDE:" "My father killed himself when I was 14." "And believe me when I tell you... they will never get over it." "They'll think about it every day." "Think about you." "This." "They will beat themselves up." "They will blame themselves, until one day... they may think..." "about killing themselves." "And then that man on the flyer will have ruined their lives as well." "This is good." "Very good." "And what saved you?" "God." "God spoke to me." "He told me I mattered." "Well, He isn't speaking to me." "But I am." "Giovanni." "You matter." "And you are loved." "(BELL CHIMES THE HOUR)" "(BELL CHIMES)" "Don't do this." "(BELL CHIMES)" "(GIOVANNI WHIMPERS)" "(BELL CHIMES)" "Please don't do this." "JUDE:" "Please don't do this." "(BELL CHIMES)" "GIOVANNl:" "Father, you were right." "(JUDE SIGHS)" "I wanted to tell my story." "(EXHALES)" "Father?" "You alright?" "Yeah." "I think it's just a post-adrenaline... thing, and I have a shaky leg issue happening." "GIOVANNl:" "Seriously?" "Come on." "(CROWD APPLAUDS)" "CHRISTOPHE:" "I know." "It's great." "We can easily spin this in our favor now." "It's priest saves sinner." "(CHEERING)" "Jude, I am so sorry." "I did not know." "You were right about Christophe." "CHRISTOPHE:" "We were all praying for you." "(SCANNER BEEPS, GATE CREAKS OPEN)" "It's working." "OK, it's clear." " Who's looking after these poor sods?" " Let's just stay focused, OK?" "It's not our problem." "OK, which one is she?" " How should I know?" " Well..." "Look for the one with the bum chin." "I don't have a..." "Mary?" "Mary?" "Mary?" "DAVE:" "Hey, over here." "That's her." "That's who made you." "You alright?" "Yeah." "Mary?" "Mary?" "Are you there?" "Jamie." "ARIEL: 26 days." "I had so much I wanted to do." "I was gonna rip this world a new one." "MAX:" "Yeah?" "Well, now God's gonna do it for you." "At least let the kid go, huh?" "I mean, what does it matter now?" "We've just got to cross our fingers, hope Saviour works." "No." "Why should we?" "The Cold War." "There were contingencies." "Nukes went off, we were toast." "But the guys with their fingers on the button, they all had bunkers." "No, there must be a Plan B." "And we're gonna find it." "Because we're Deus fucking Ex, and that's what we do." "We steal secrets." "If there's a way of surviving this, we're gonna get in on it, right?" "Mary, please." "It's me." "Mate, let's get what we need, before someone comes." "OK." "Yeah, I'm trying to." "Mary?" "It's Jamie." "I need to know about my brother, Ariel." " I need to know where I can find him." " Hey, hey." "Hang on." "Yes." "Yeah." "A bill for her treatment, and there's an address for who's paying." "Who the hell's Claire Roony?" "I thought Ariel was paying the bills." "That's the whole reason we came here." " Mary." " Hang on, hang on." "JAMIE:" "Mary." "Yes." "Look." "Claire Roony is an anagram." "See?" "Told you all those years of watching Countdown would pay off." "Let's go." "(JAMIE SIGHS)" "No, no, no, no." "Look." "We got what you wanted." "It's your brother's address." "Jamie, Layla could be there right now." "She said my name." "Yeah, ages ago." "Maybe if we wait another hour, she'll say something else." "Look at her." "She's gone, man." "Let's go." " You were right." "I can't help caring." " No, you were right." " This is not your problem." " I can't just leave her." "I mean, look at this place." " She's part of me." " Are you serious?" "We can barely look after ourselves, let alone a... (METAL DOOR CLANGS)" "Live it up." "(DOCTOR BEAT BOXES)" "(MUSIC BLARES OVER HEADPHONES)" "Hi." "I'm from the agency." "Oh, thank God." "The cavalry." "(SIGHS)" "You've got no idea what it's been like here." "Three of us holding this whole place together, for the last week." "Everyone else scarpered after they announced the comet." "And every day, they've been dumping more poor sods on us." " Why?" " End of the world." "Some people can't handle it." "They crack." "Alright, Bonesy?" "Caught another of them skagheads breaking in this morning, looking for a fix." "They won't be doing that again in a hurry, know what I mean?" "Alright, pal?" " You new?" " Yeah." "If you see any intruders, you just shout." "Yeah?" "Laters." " Right." "Let's get some drugs in them." " OK." " Sedate them." " I'll get some water." "Water?" "You really are new." "All we've got left is... suppositories." "Should we start with the new guy?" "OK." "You're gonna need gloves, mate." " Me?" " Hm-hm." "I was ill the day we did it on my course." "Don't worry about it." "It's not brain surgery." "That's the other end." "It's much harder." "Alright, go on then." "Get in there." "Forgetting something?" "Hmm?" "Oh, come on." "Don't be shy." "You don't want it to pop out, do you?" "No." "We wouldn't want to do this twice, would we?" "You've actually got really good fingers for this." "Nice and long." "Thanks." "I used to play the piano." "Momma's juice needs some ice." "Damn it." "(COCKS GUN)" " BOBBY:" "You know, you're pretty cool." " Aw, thanks." " BOBBY:" "Spike's lucky." " Oh, see, I think I'm the lucky one." " Spike kind of saved me." " In what way?" "Well, um..." "My first husband, Spike's dad..." "He wasn't very nice to me." "I had to get out of there." "It was pretty bad, actually." "I had nothing." "No job, no house, no money." "All I had was Spike." "But every afternoon, we would watch SpongeBob together." "And he'd fall asleep on me." "I'd just lie there, watching him." "He had these sweaty little palms, but... he was always so peaceful." "It made it seem like everything was gonna be OK." "I couldn't have gotten through it without him." "Yes." "I stabbed you in the face." "Suck it, loser." "TANNOY:" "Rhonda McNeil." "This is the police." " Come out with your hands up." " What?" "What?" "What?" "I don't understand." " How is this happening?" " I'm sorry." "I called them when you broke in." "I didn't know you were nice." "I'm sure if you just hand yourself in, they'll totally understand." "No, no." "They think I'm a terrorist, OK?" "I am never gonna see my family again." "Oh, my God." "OK." "There's got to be another way out of here, right?" "TANNOY:" "Rhonda, it's over." "We have Leanne." "Let the boy go." "He has nothing to do with this." "I'm sorry, OK?" "No, I'm sorry." "OK, I'm coming out." "Move back, all of you." "I'll do it, I swear to God." "I said get back!" "I just need to phone the missus." "I'll see you next door in five." "Yeah?" "(MUSIC OVER HEADPHONES)" " We'll never speak of this again." " Agreed." "Whatever the opposite of "bucket list" is, that's on mine." "Let's just get Mary and go." "Yep." "God, I hope you know what you're doing, man." "OK, we're good." "Mate, come on." "We need to go..." " (GROANS)" " No." "Dave, no." "We need to move now." "Dave, you've taken worse than that one." "Alright." "Let's not do anything dumb, here, Rhonda." "Oh, I think we passed through dumb a long time ago." "Leanne." " Where's Leanne?" " Right here, darling." "RHONDA:" "Uncuff her." "Now!" "Now!" "So, that's what I'm talking about." "Oh yeah, that's good stuff." "You know what?" "I'm just going to take this off you, as a thank you." "Oh, now look at these good-Iooking cops they've got around these parts." "Is that a rifle you're pointing, or are you just happy to see me?" "No one moves, unless I say so." "OK?" "Um..." "You might want to tell them to drop their weapons, hon." "Right, yes." "I should have said that earlier." " She's new." " OK, you heard her." "Drop 'em." "Oh, yeah." "Now, I had my eye on this one." "This cost you a pretty penny, I can tell you that much." "I'm gonna have to get me one of those government jobs." "I'd join the FBI." "Leanne, ideas?" "Oh, I can take it from here, sweet pea." "Now, I've got some bad news for you folks." "The lady holding the gun to the kid's head is the voice of reason in this scenario." "But I'm Leanne, and we're gonna play a little game, called Leanne Says." "Rules?" "Real simple." "I'm gonna say something, and you're gonna do it or I'm gonna shoot you." "First one." "Leanne says:" "Pop your trunk and drop your keys." "Come on, hop to it, people." "I honestly ain't got all day." "That's good." "Come on, left side." "I'm not fucking around over here." "Goddamn it." "That right side's putting you to shame." "Alright." "Leanne says:" "All of y'all, get in your trunks." "Now, that was kind of a giveaway." "And why don't you stay put, little Miss Priss?" "There you go." "Yeah, that's good." "OK." "Come on, come on." "Look at this cute little couple." "This is just like The Dating Game." "Y'all are gonna be engaged to be married by the end of this shit." "Good God!" "Oh, who have we here?" "Oh, now I don't want you guys to become homosexual." "So, you bear that in mind." "That's against God." " Oh, look at this." " Rhonda, look at me." "I've read your file." "This isn't you." "Well, that was like taking candy from a baby." "Apparently, it is now." "You've got a boy, haven't you?" "Can you really bring yourself to do it?" "Could you live with yourself?" "Oh my God." "Shut up and get in the car." "What are you doing?" "A monologue?" "Rhonda McNeil, we did it." "Whoo-hoo." "We're like motherfucking Starsky and Hutch." "I'm sorry." "(LEANNE WHOOPS) Yeah." "(ALARM RINGS)" "No." "No, no, no, no." "Yes." "OK." "That's it." "Oh, we've got to go." "Come on." "(ALARM RINGS)" "GUARD:" "Is that you, pal?" " Yes." " Hey!" " What are you doing?" " You're joking." "You." "You." "Out, now." "Get out." "I didn't stick my fingers up his bum for this." " (ENGINE STARTS)" " Yes." "(TIRES SQUEAL)" "Hey." "Bring that back!" "Hey!" "Come back, you bastard." "(TIRES SQUEAL)" "LARSSON:" "Needle?" "MOLBY:" "Yeah." "LARSSEN:" "So, how do you want to play this?" "Lost tourist?" "It's never failed us yet." "(MOLBY LAUGHS)" "CHRISTOPHE:" "We were all praying for you." "(APPLAUSE ON TV)" "He's taking all the credit." "(CROWD CHEERS)" "Good." "I don't want it." "Jude, please talk to me." "He scares me." "Because he works for himself and not the truth." "The Church, the faithful..." "They all want a Messiah." "And the pressure is tremendous, and you have to have backbone to stand up to that." "Now, I'm not saying that I'm a good man." "I've done things I'm deeply ashamed of." "But..." "I'm trying to do better." "All I want from you is..." "to be here in the morning to help me." "You were right." "Father Christophe..." "He's very, very punchable." "Well, at least we agree on something." "I'll see you in the morning." "MAX:" "OK, long story short." "I did some pretty awesome shit, and I found him." "This is who's planning Saviour." "And the backup plan." "There's a bunker." " And this is the secret unit behind it." " This?" " Two guys round a kitchen table?" " The point is this guy." "Scotty McNeil." " You are kidding." " No." "I checked his Facebook." "It's the kid's freaking uncle." "There are seven billion people on this planet, and we've got this guy's nephew?" "I know, right?" "Which got me thinking." "Dude, what if this is more than chance?" "What if there's, like, a higher power at work here?" " Max, we're atheists." " I know." "But we were wrong about the comet, right?" "I mean, you heard." "They're looking for people to go into a bunker." "We're in his laptop now." "It's only a matter of time before we break the encryption on his files." " It's, like, too good to be true." " What are you saying?" "I'm saying, what if God exists?" "What if He wants us in that bunker?" "What if we are the chosen ones?" "LEANNE:" "You're lucky she's here, because if it was up to me, I'd shoot you." "But Rhonda is a good girl, and I think you should know that about her." "You have a good night now, ma'am." "Feeling it now, huh?" "The guilt." "You need to let me go." " And give yourself up." " I can't go back to jail." "You need to know I didn't choose any of this." "No, you did." "You chose to point a gun at a child." "That's who you are now." "You've been hanging out with your friend for too long." " Have a good night." " You know I'm not gonna stop, right?" "I will find you." "Oh, excuse me, Father." "Do you speak English?" " I do." " Oh, gosh." "This is so embarrassing." "I'm trying to find my hotel." "I dumped my bags, went for dinner, and I have no idea where I am." "I think it's down here somewhere." "Oh, mosquitoes out tonight, huh?" "MAX:" "I'm gonna go see my family." "I haven't seen them since the comet." "And I want to tell them about the bunker." "Oh." "I mean, we shouldn't just save ourselves, right?" " Right." " Just my mom and dad." "And my sister." "Maybe a few cousins." "I mean, that's OK, right?" "ARIEL:" "There's nothing more important to me than family." "Cool." "I was worried you were gonna be funny about it." " We're not gonna hurt the kid, are we?" " Of course not." "The kid's the bargaining chip." "I need the kid." "It's you I don't need anymore." "(GUN FIRES)" "That's what happens to idiots." "Don't be an idiot, Spike."