"Hi." "(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)" "Er, my name's Rick, OK?" "And I'm from..." "Rick, yeah." "And I'm from 20th Century Coyote." "(SNORTS) Yeah." "Right." "Yeah." "(APPLAUSE)" "What?" "You've probably heard of us before." "We frighten a lot of people with our material." "As you know, we're a group of feminist poets..." "What?" "What is it?" "What's going on?" "Feminist poets." "Right on." "We've got some..." "Yeah. (SNORTS)" "We've got some..." "Yeah, it's all a bit wacky here, isn't it?" "We're all a bit mad." "We were up till midnight last night, eating biscuits, anything." "We're crazy!" "We don't care!" "Anyway..." "Simmer down, there's some heavier things going down." "Um..." "I've got some pretty heavy poems here, actually." "Pretty angry poems." "I don't know if anyone's into poetry at all." "Well, if you're not, then you've come to the wrong place. (SNORTS) Right on." "The first one's one of my angriest of all, actually." "It's called "Theatre"." "Right. "Theatre"..." ""Theatre!"" ""What are you, Theatre?"" ""When..." Please." ""Whenever I'm near-ta the theatre, I..."" "(LAUGHTER)" "Shut up, please!" ""I ask myself this question."" ""I don't know."" ""Perhaps I should ask Vanessa Redgrave." ""But I don't know Vanessa Redgrave," ""And neither do you, Theatre..." (SN0RTS) That' got 'em." ""Theatre, why are you theatre?" Basic..." ""Whenever I'm meet-a friend in the theatre,"" ""I ask him this question"" ""With my eyes..."" ""He sighs, and he replies, Like all the other guys,"" ""'I don't know.'"" ""'Ask Vanessa Redgrave.'"" ""But I don't know Vanessa Redgrave,"" ""And neither do you, Theatre..." (SNORTS) Now we're moving." ""Theatre, are you theatre?" Total." ""Whenever I carry my spear-ta the theatre..."" ""To do Hamlet..." Right..." ""I ask it this question."" ""It says nothing,"" ""Except, 'I don't know!" "Ask Vanessa Redgrave!" "'"" ""But I don't know Vanessa Redgrave,"" ""And neither do you, Theatre..."" ""Or do you?""