"Muscle Dad!" "Come in, Muscle Dad!" "Muscle Dad, come in!" "I wanna wish you a happy Father's Day!" "Come on, Muscle Dad!" "You better not be pranking me!" "Bro?" "Geez, bro, who died?" "We're here today because my dad put a cactus under a cop in a bear costume, who turned out to be an actual bear." "Muscle Man!" "It's okay, it's okay!" "You're right." "You're right." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, I'm okay." "My dad might not have been the best pranker in the world, but he was the best trucker in the world." "And that hat was his crown." "That's why this urn is filled with the ashes of his hat." "As the ultimate Father's Day tribute," "I'm gonna help my dad fulfill his final wish, by spreading the ashes of his hat at the Trucker Hall of Fame." "Guys, I'd like you to go with Muscle Man to help him spread those hat ashes." "What?" "Why can't Hi Five Ghost go with him?" "Hi Five Ghost doesn't deal well with this sort of thing." "Okay, we'll go with him." "Thanks." "Just make sure to watch after him." "If Muscle Man can't spread those hat ashes and get some closure, he may never be the same again." "Thanks for coming along to help me spread my dad's trucker hat ashes." "It really means a lot to me." "I know that sometimes, I act all crazy when I'm bummed out, so just let me know if I'm freaking out too hard, and I'll stop." " No problem." " Yeah, it's cool." "You dudes wanna listen to some tunes?" "Yeah, we do!" "And I know my dad wants to listen to some tunes, all right!" "Oh no." "Muscle Man, calm down!" "Chill!" "Chill!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I just wanted to listen to some music with my dad." "We don't need to listen to any music." "It's cool." " Yeah, man." " Okay." "Sorry for freaking out, guys." "No." "No." "It's fine." "Do you want to tell some stories about your dad?" "It might make you feel better." "Okay." "My dad was the best." "Nobody loved a good prank more than my old man." " Here, Mitch!" " Thanks!" "We used to play the best pranks on his trucker buddies." "What's your twenty, good buddy?" "I'll tell ya, sir, my hog got smokey on my tail!" "You know who else got smokey on her tail?" " My wife!" " My mom!" "And one time, at my brother's birthday party..." " Hit it, Muscle Bro!" " I will, yo!" "Stop moving her to and fro!" "Get them off!" "But he loved pulling pranks on me the most." "Look at you!" "My boy is going to prom!" "You sure you don't need an umbrella?" "Dad!" "We don't need an umbrella!" "We're just going to prom!" "My dad was awesome at pranks, but he was an even better trucker." "He would always check in from the road." "Braker, braker!" "Muscle Daddy here." "You copy?" "Loud and clear, Muscle Dad!" "Hey, do the thing!" "Wow, Muscle Man." "Your dad sounded like he was really awesome." "He was." "Now let's pull over, I gotta use it!" "Man, I've never seen Muscle Man open up like this!" "I know!" "And I gotta say," "Muscle Dad sounds like the greatest dad!" "Muscle Dad?" "Boy, I've never heard that name in a long time!" "Big green guy, loved pranks, trucker of the year hat..." "Yeah, that's him!" "Were you guys friends with him?" "No, we were not friends with him!" "Why, that puke never rode a big rig in his life!" " What?" "!" " No, sirree!" "Why, that ratchet-jaw was nothing but a forklift driver." "Take that back!" "Take back what you said about my dad!" "Sorry there, ankle-biter, he was just a trucker wannabe!" "Shut your mouth-hole!" "Remember how he'd sneak into our rigs and call himself in a fake voice?" "No, bros!" "You can't fake this, bro!" "Uh, actually, you can." "Dude, check it!" "My butt's Trucker of the Year!" "Nice prank, dad!" "Yeah, I really got the other trucker for that one!" "Why are you whispering?" "Oh, there's a hitchiker sleeping in the passenger's seat." "Dad, you're the best trucker ever!" "I do it all for you, son." "Hey, Dad, do the thing." "Sure, son." "NO!" "Son, if you're reading this, you punched my face and freak out at the rest stop where I faked that picture." "I'm sorry for pranking you all these years..." "Especially about being a trucker." "The world is a harsh place, and I only did it to toughen you up from when I'm gone." "Now you know the truth." "You aren't a muscle boy anymore." "Muscle Dad!" "We need those loads now!" "Yes, sir!" "Right away!" "And take off that hat!" "You ain't worthy of it." "So please, drive to the highest point of the Trucker Hall of Fame, and spread my hat ashes over those stuck-up jerks." "It's my final prank from beyond the grave." "But if you hate me too much to do it," "I understand." "So what happened?" "What are you gonna do?" "Maybe he wasn't the best trucker in the world... or A trucker in the world." "But he was my dad." "And I'm gonna carry out his wish if it's the last thing I do." "That's great, dude." "We'll be right there with you." "There it is." "The Trucker Hall of Fame." "Now let's go spread these hat ashes." "Where you think you are going with that urn, son?" "Uh, what urn?" "Don't play down, we heard about your plan on the horn." "You're Muscle Dad's son." "And what you got there is his hats remains." "Let me in, you tools." "Those ashes are worthless." "Hey, you wanna scatter them somewhere?" "Why not just scatter in my dumpster." "Dude, Muscle Man!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You gotta turn back!" "You can't give up!" "Come on!" "You're gonna come all this way just to quit?" "!" "What about Muscle Dad?" "Look, bros." "My old man is a screw-up." "And that's face it, so am I." "I'm overweight, I worked at a lame park." "And you two and fives are my only friends." "But the one thing that the Sorrenstein almost never srcrews up is a prank." "And my dad has ashes in that stuck-up Trucker Hall of Fame, is the funniest things I can think of right now!" "Now are you ladies in or aren't you!" "Dumpster." "Yeah, I know, I just opened my mouth and it came out." "Special delivery!" "Truckers!" "We have a bogie going towards Memorial Hills." "I repeat!" "A forklift driver's hat ashes are on Memorial Hill!" "Forklift driver?" "What's going on back there?" "Dude, let go!" "Rigby, catch!" "Got it!" "We got to shake 'em!" "Hand over that ashes." "Memorial Hill is for truckers." "We're not handing over anything." "Oh yeah?" "Hurry!" "They're catching up to us!" "Trucker Hall of Fame!" "Kiss my dad's trucker hat ashes!" "Muscle Dad?" "Yep, it's me, Muscle Son!" "Thanks for honoring your old man's last wish." "No problem, Muscle Dad." "You discredit this place!" "Now we're gonna make road out of thee." "Hey feldon,need a lift?" "Did you see that?" "Dad, why didn't you tell me you are a forklift driver?" "I wanna you to be proud of me, Muscle Son." "I am sorry I've lied to you all these years." "It's okay, Muscle Dad." "I forgive you." "It's an honor to meet you, Muscle Dad." "Looks like we got company." "I'll hold them off." "But how, Muscle Dad?" "That's what I'm talking about." "Now go!" "You sure your dad can handle them on his own?" "He'll be fine." "Come on!" "Pull my finger!" "No!" "I had a great time, dudes." "This was the best bro trip ever." "We'll probably just be jerks to each other again tomorrow." "But I really see you guys as good friends." "Pranks and insult is just how my old man taught me to show it." "Oh man, I sound like such a whiner." "I'm glad that you guys aren't awake to hear this." "Or this." "Dude, Muscle Man..."