"[ Pounding Continues ]" "[ Indistinct Shouting ]" "OPEN THIS UP !" "OPEN IT UP !" " WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ?" " [ Chattering, Laughter ]" "[ Chattering Continues ]" "ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN." "COMING UP RIGHT AWAY." "ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE A BIT OF DECORUM THERE, WILL YOU ?" "[ Chattering, Shouting Continue ]" "WHAT DO YOU WANT ?" "UH, WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF" "WELL, SPEAK UP !" "I'M A BUSY MAN." "YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT." "I USED TO BE A COOPER'S APPRENTICE, AND I WAS, UH" "ALL RIGHT." "COMING UP RIGHT AWAY." "WHAT IS IT, BOY ?" "SPIT IT OUT." "I-I WAS JUST WONDERING WHETHER YOU COULD TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THE INNKEEPING BUSINESS." "IS THERE A WAY TO CHANGE TRADES-- WHAT, NOW ?" "MR. ROTCOD, THAT PARTY IN THE CORNER IS STILL WAITING." "TELL THEM IT'S COMING UP RIGHT AWAY." "JUST GO AWAY." "I'VE GOT NO TIME." "PERHAPS IT WOULD HELP IF YOU PUT THE PITCHER OF ALE OVER HERE..." "AND THE JAR OF MEAD OVER HERE," "'CAUSE I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING YOU WERE IMPAIRING YOUR EFFICIENCY BY" "CHRIST'S KIDNEYS !" "WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY !" " BETTY, COME AND GIVE ME A HAND, WILL YOU ?" " YOUR WIFE'S NOT HERE." "YOUR WIFE ?" "NOT HERE ?" "NOT HERE ?" "WHERE IS SHE ?" "WELL, SHE'S-SHE'S" "SHE'S WHAT ?" "I DON'T KNOW." "M-MAYBE SHE'S" "AND WHERE'S THAT FRIEND OF YOURS ?" "THAT LOUDMOUTHED SQUIRE." "[ Gulps ]" "WHAT ?" "NO." "NO WHAT ?" "NO, THEY'RE NOT UPSTAIRS." "I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT-- THEY'RE NOT..." "HERE." "NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT HERE, NOT HERE." "WHAT ?" "YOU SWINE !" "I'M GONNA KILL HIM, THEN I'M GONNA KILL YOU !" "RIGHT." "[ Grunting ]" "[ Chattering Continues ]" "[ Gasps, Whimpering ]" "[ Whimpering Continues ]" "[ Screaming, Grunting ]" "OH, YOU-- I'M GONNA GET YOU !" "[ Muttering, Grunting ]" "OH, YOU TOAD !" "[ Whimpering ]" "RIGHT !" "WHAT'S ALL THIS ?" "BRAWLING IN THE PUBLIC STREETS." "DISTURBING THE KING'S PEACE, EH ?" "THIS MAN" " MY WIFE-- LET GO OF ME." "ALL RIGHT, HOLD HIM, FRED." "NOW, YOUNG FELLA" "HERE, I KNOW YOU !" "FRED, IT WAS HIM WHO TRIED TO GET IN THE OTHER DAY." "MY WIFE AND THE SQUIRE-- LET'S TAKE 'EM TO THE DUNGEON." "A FEW DAYS THERE WILL SORT 'EM OUT." "RIGHTO." "THEN WE CAN PUT IRONS ON THEIR LEGS, EH ?" " [ Gasps ]" " YOU CAN'T !" "DESTROY THE MONSTER ?" "OH, NO, SIRE." "IF YOU DESTROY THE MONSTER, YOU DESTROY THE CITY." "IN THE LONG TERM, IT WILL BE SHOWN THAT WE OWE TO THE MONSTER A PERIOD OF PROSPERITY..." "UNPRECEDENTED IN THIS KINGDOM." "OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "YOUR MAJESTY, THE TOURNAMENT MUST CONTINUE." "A CHAMPION MUST BE CHOSEN." "BRUNO, THE MERCHANTS MAY BE PROSPERING," "BUT YOUR KINGDOM IS ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE." "OH." "YES." "OH, WELL, AH" "NOW HEAR THIS !" "THE KING, THAT FLOWER OF CHIVALRY, THAT PRINCE OF MONARCHS," "THAT PARAGON OF POTENTATES, IS GOING TO SPEAK." "HEAR THE WISDOM, WITNESS THE WIT," "OBSERVE THE ORATORICAL ELOQUENCE," "LEND AN EAR..." "BEAUTIFULLY SAID." "TO THE MELLOW VOICE, THE TENDER TONES," "THE VOLUPTUOUS VOWELS, THE CORUSCATING CONSONANTS..." "OF HIS MAJESTY KING BRUNO." "VERY LOVELY." "WELL, I" "WHO IS GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT, ILLUMINATE THE ESSENCE," "CLARIFY THE CONUNDRUMS, DAZZLE US WITH LOGIC." "MY LORDS," "YOUR GRACE, YOUR HONOR, THE KING !" "EH ?" "OH !" "OH, YES, YES." "BISHOP, MY DEAR FELLOW, HOW CAN YOU, A MAN OF GOD, SAY THAT THE BEAST IS GOOD ?" "I, UH, WELCOME YOUR QUESTION." "YES." "UH, INDEED IT MAY SEEM PARADOXICAL, BUT..." "[ Chuckles ] SINCE THE ADVENT OF THE BEAST," "CHURCH ATTENDANCE HAS TRIPLED, TITHING HAS INCREASED." "LONG LINES OF SINNERS WAIT EAGERLY OUTSIDE THE CONFESSIONALS." "PIETY HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER." " [ All ] OH, BRAVO, BRAVO." "BRAVO." "BRAVO." "WELL, MY LORD BISHOP" "OH, YES." "OH, YES." "THE KING WILL SPEAK." "THE KING." "THANK YOU." "GUARD !" "SIRE." "KILL THAT MAN." "SIRE." "WHAT ?" "WHO ?" "OH." "ANYWAY, THE MOST POTENT," "MOST POETICAL, MOST PRESTIGIOUS" "[ Short Scream, Thud ]" "WELL, YOUR MAJESTY, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ?" " YOUR HIGHNESS." " GIVE US YOUR GUIDANCE." " EVEN A HINT." "WELL, I THINK" "[ Indistinct Clattering, Muttering ]" "OH, NO." "WHAT'S THAT ?" "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?" "JUST ONE MOMENT." "[ Muttering Continues ]" "[ Grunting ]" "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?" "WHO DARES SULLY MY CASTLE WITH UNSEEMLY BRAWLS ?" "GUARDS, BRING THEM IN." "WE'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S KING AROUND HERE." " BUT, YOUR MAJESTY, WE HAVE IMPORTANT MATTERS" " IMPORTANT MATTERS, PASSELEWE ?" "SURELY KEEPING THE PEACE IN MY OWN CASTLE IS IMPORTANT." "FIRST THINGS FIRST." "[ Grunts ]" "THEY'LL TASTE THE KING'S JUSTICE." "PUT ME DOWN !" "[ All Shouting ]" "[ King ] SILENCE !" "SILENCE !" "NOW, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT ?" "THE SQUIRE-- BEHIND MY BACK !" "CALM, MY MAN." "REMEMBER, YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR KING." "GUARDS, LET HIM GO." " LET HIM SPEAK." " YOUR MAJESTY." "THIS MAN" " THIS MA-- THIS MAN !" "[ Muttering ] SIRE, GET DOWN !" "[ Grunting, Shouting ]" "[ Gasping ]" "WAIT." "HOLD IT." "[ Grunting Continues ]" "[ Sneezes ]" "[ Gasps ] [ King ] THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS !" "[ Chattering, Groaning ]" "WEREN'T THERE TWO OF THEM TO BEGIN WITH ?" "YES, SIR." "WELL, WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE GOT TO ?" "I DON'T KNOW, SIR." "RIGHT." "HMM." "YES." "[ Coughing ]" "[ Groans ]" " [ Coughing ]" " RIGHT." "THEN IT FALLS UPON US TO FIND THIS MAN GUILTY." "GUILTY ?" "GUILTY OF WHAT, SIRE ?" "CANNIBALISM." "[ Gasps ]" "KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED." "RIGHT." "QUICK, DOWN THIS WAY !" "[ Gasping ]" "CHECK UP THERE." "NO." "COME ON." "[ All Screaming ]" "[ Nun ] WATCH THE PRINCESS !" "AT LAST YOU'VE COME !" "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR BARGING IN." "OH, DON'T BE SHY." "I KNEW YOU'D COME SOME DAY." "PRINCESS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "I WAS COMING UP THE STAIRS AND SAW YOUR DOOR-- PUT ON THIS ROBE." " AND YOU, TURN AROUND." " I DON'T WANT TO B-BOTHER ANY" "[ Princess ] YOU MUST HAVE TRAVELED FAR TO REACH ME." "SWUM RIVERS, CLIMBED MOUNTAINS, FOUGHT BATTLES." "YOU CAN TURN AROUND NOW." "THERE." "DO I COME UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS ?" "DO YOU FIND ME BEAUTIFUL ?" "OH, YES." "THANK YOU." "OH, COME, MY PRINCE." "DON'T BE SHY." "BUT I CAN'T." "LOOK AT ME." "I'M NOT DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION." "OH." "TSK, TSK, TSK." "HUSH." "YOU MUSTN'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE FILTHY PEASANT RAGS," "WHICH YOU WERE, NO DOUBT, FORCED TO DON IN SOME ROMANTIC ADVENTURE." "SOON WE'LL HAVE YOU ATTIRED ONCE MORE IN PRINCELY FINERY." "NO, NO, NO." "YOU SEE, THERE'S BEEN SOME MISTAKE." "MY NAME IS DENNIS." "PRINCE DENNIS !" "NO, NO." "DENNIS COOPER." "I USED TO BE-- BUT, OH, YOUR FACE." "YOU'RE WOUNDED." "OH, NO, IT'S NOTHING." "JUST A BRUISE." "JUST A BRUISE ?" "OH, HOW BRAVE YOU ARE, MY PRINCE," "FOR SURELY IT MUST HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE BLOW FROM A SARACEN'S BLADE." "NO, AN INNKEEPER SAT ON ME." "YOU SEE, HE THOUGHT THAT-- WELL, THAT THIS SQUIRE" "YOU SEE, UH, HIS WIFE" "WHAT, THE INNKEEPER'S WIFE WAS A SQUIRE ?" "OH, NO, NO, NO." "OH, I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY FOR SO LONG." "BUT LITTLE DID I EXPECT ONE SO BRAVE AND VALIANT AND WISE," "ONE WHO'S CROSSED THE SEVEN SEAS FOR ME..." "AND GALLOPED ACROSS DESERTS AND DARK CANYONS..." "TO BE BY MY SIDE AT LAST." "[ Grunting ]" "MY LOVE !" "[ Yells ] COME." "[ Screaming ] YOU MUST TELL ME OF YOUR MANY ADVENTURES." "WE MUST GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE WE'RE MARRIED." "MARRIED ?" "UH, NO, I'M SORRY, MISS." "I-I CAN'T." "I CAN'T DO THAT." "CAN'T ?" "CAN'T ?" "OH, MY PRINCE, DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT ?" "IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU TO ASK, BUT-- NO." "NO, DON'T TELL ME." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "YOU KNOW ?" "IN YOUR ADVENTURES, YOU RESCUED A MAIDEN CHAINED TO A DARK CLIFF." "UH, NO, NOT EXACTLY." "SHE FELL IN LOVE." "YOU FELL IN LOVE." "NO." "AND THERE AND THEN, BEFORE THE GODS THEMSELVES," "YOU MADE A PACT THAT ONLY DEATH COULD BREAK." "NO, NO, YOU'RE ON THE WRONG TACK-- BUT COME, MY PRINCE." "YOU MUST NOT LINGER IN IDLE CONVERSATION." "YOU GAINED ENTRY TO THE CASTLE BY STEALTH," "AND NOW YOU MUST LEAVE IN THE SAME WAY." "[ Snaps Fingers ] I KNOW !" "SISTER JESSICA, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR HABIT TO THE PRINCE." "MY HABIT, PRINCESS ?" "YES, AND HURRY." "BUT" " BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH SISTER MARIAN'S HABIT ?" "DON'T BE SILLY." "HERE." "BUT" "NOW, MY PRINCE, THIS IS THE PLAN." "TOMORROW IS ST." "TALULAH'S DAY," "AND BY FIRST LIGHT, A NUN OF THE ORDER MUST DEPART THIS CITY..." "AND LAY FRESH DOGWOOD ON THE SPOT..." "WHERE ST." "TALULAH WAS MARTYRED BY THE RALPH BENSLOW FOUR." "YOU SHALL BE THAT NUN." "SISTER JESSICA ?" "SISTER JESSICA." " WELL, GIVE IT TO THE PRINCE." " THANK YOU, SISTER JES" "SICA." "THEN PROCEED TO THE WESTERN WALL," "BUT BY THE BACK STREETS ONLY." "WHEN YOU GET TO THE WESTERN GATE, SAY," ""I HAVE THE HOLY DOGWOOD FOR ST." "TALULAH'S SPOT." "LET ME PASS THAT I MIGHT PRAY AWHILE."" "OH, MY PRINCE." "MY PRINCE." "IS THIS YOURS ?" "UH, YES." "NO !" "OH, PLEASE !" "PLEASE LET ME HAVE IT." "LET ME HAVE IT AS A SOUVENIR OF OUR HOPELESS, FLAWLESS LOVE." "I'LL CHERISH IT ALWAYS." "NO, I CAN'T." "IT WAS GIVEN-- NOW, MY PRINCE." "YOU MUST FLEE." "NO !" "NO, DON'T KISS ME." "I COULDN'T STAND IT." "I WASN'T GOING TO." "NO." "JUST GO." "JUST GO, MY PRINCE." "AND REMEMBER," ""I HAVE THE HOLY DOGWOOD FOR ST." "TALULAH'S SPOT."" "IN LATIN, MY LOVE !" "[ Stomping Sound, Large Animal Grunting ]" "[ Dog Barking ]" "EVENING, SISTER." "[ High Voice ] EVENING." "[ Drunken Singing ] ?" "OH, I MET A MAID ?" "?" "AT STEPNEY FAIR ?" "?" "TE-DUM, TE-DUM ?" "?" "AND GOLDEN HAIR ?" "?" "SHE SAID TO ME ?" "?" "O SOLDIER BRAVE TE-DUM, TE-DUM ?" "?" "TE-DUM, TE-DUM ?" "AAH !" "WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE ?" "A STRANGE FACE ?" "[ Laughing ]" "AND A PRETTY ONE." "WELL, NOW, LET'S HAVE A LOOK." "LET'S HAVE A KISS." "COME ON, SARGE." "SHE'S A NUN." "SO SHE IS." "LET'S HAVE A CHRISTIAN KISS." " [ Grunts ] - [ Gasps ]" "[ Gasps ] UHH !" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, SARGE ?" "PUT ME TO BED, BOYS !" "PUT ME TO BED." "[ Panting ]" " [ People Gasping ]" " LOOK, IT'S THE DEVIL IN THE GUISE OF A NUN !" " [ Woman ] NO, IT'S A NUN IN THE GUISE OF A DEVIL !" " GET HER !" "GET HIM !" "GET THEM BOTH !" "CITIZENS, A SACRIFICE MUST BE MADE TO APPEASE THE MONSTER THAT LURKS..." "IN THE DARKNESS IN WAIT FOR US ALL !" "AND WHAT BETTER THAN TO SACRIFICE..." "ONE OF THE BEAST'S OWN SERVANTS," "WHOM WE CAUGHT MASQUERADING AS A HOLY SISTER..." "OF THE MOTHER CHURCH ?" "[ Loud Shrieking ] [ All Moaning ]" "WE WILL FIRE HIM INTO THE ETERNAL DARKNESS..." "AS A TESTIMONY TO OUR PIETY AND GODLINESS !" "IMAGINE HIS AGONY AS THE FLAMES RISE HIGHER," "HIGHER UNTIL HE IS BUT A BALL OF LIVING FIRE !" "OH, THE AGONY !" "IMAGINE HIS HORROR AS THE MIGHTY BALLISTIC DEVICE HURLS HIM HIGH..." "INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE BLACKENED SKY !" "I AM IMAGINING THE HORROR OF IT ALL !" "IMAGINE THE TERROR OF HIS SUSPENSE..." "AS OUR POOR SACRIFICE WAITS, WAITS," "WAITS FOR THE DARKLING EARTH TO RISE UP..." "AND CRUSH HIM TO ITS HARSH BOSOM !" "OH, THE SUSPENSE !" "THE INCERTITUDE." "THE UNCERTAINTY." "I LIKE SUSPENSE." "IMAGINE HIS FINAL HORROR..." "AS HIS MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE IS SNUFFED OUT..." "IN A GLORIOUS BONE-CRUSHING CASCADE OF PHOSPHORESCENCE..." "AS HE FINALLY AGONIZINGLY SMASHES..." "INTO THE GROUND !" "THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT." "NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL." "[ All Complaining ] WHAT'S NOT FAIR ?" "HOW COME HE GETS TO GO ?" "WHY SHOULD HE HAVE ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY ?" "ALL THAT BONE-CRUSHING HORROR." "I WANT TO GO !" " [ Man ] NO, I WANT TO GO." " NO, I WANT TO BURN." "I WANT TO FEEL MY BONES BURSTING INTO A BILLION PIECES !" "I WANT TO TRACE ACROSS THE FIRMAMENT," "A GLOWING BALL OF FLAME," "A TESTAMENT TO OUR GODLINESS AND PIETY !" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?" "I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT IT !" "I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT !" "[ All Exclaiming ]" "[ Gasping ]" "[ Hysterical Laughing ]" "FIRE !" "[ Man ] OH, YES !" "[ Laughing, Shouting Stop ]" "[ Man ] NICE." "[ Bell Tolling ]" "[ King ] ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY FOR A TOURNAMENT, EH, PASSELEWE ?" "I SUPPOSE SO, YOUR MAJESTY." "YOU SUPPOSE SO ?" "YOU SUPPOSE SO ?" "BUCK UP, MAN." "BUCK UP." "IT'S TOURNAMENT TIME !" "[ Passelewe ] CERTAINLY, YOUR MAJESTY." "BUT I CAN'T BUT THINK THERE MUST BE..." "A BETTER WAY TO CHOOSE A CHAMPION." "A BETTER WAY, PASSELEWE ?" "WHAT BETTER THAN THE SHATTERING OF LANCES," "THE FLAILING OF THE MACE, THE CUT AND THRUST OF BROADSWORDS," "THE RING OF FALCHION ON CUISSART ?" "WHAT BETTER WAY THAN AN HONEST TOURNAMENT ?" "HMM, PASSELEWE ?" "YES. [ Chuckling ]" "AH, MY DEAR." "HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK." "[ Chuckling ]" "AHH !" "YES." "TH-- [ Sniffs ]" "WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT ?" "BUT, DADDY-- UGH !" "DADDY !" "?" "[ Trumpet Fanfare ] [ Horse Whinnying ]" "[ Lance Hitting Body ] LOOK AT THAT." "DID YOU SEE THAT ?" "RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE OLDDEMI-BRASSART." "JOLLY GOOD." "BRAVO !" "ANOTHER ONE ON THE MAIMED LIST, PROBABLY DEAD BY NOW." "MERELY A SCRATCH, THAT'S ALL." "PLENTY MORE KNIGHTS WHERE HE CAME FROM." "NOT REALLY, SIRE." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PASSELEWE, "NOT REALLY, SIRE" ?" "NOW, WHICH PART OF THIS IS GIVING YOU DIFFICULTY, YOUR MAJESTY ?" "WELL, ALL OF IT, FRANKLY." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT ?" "BASICALLY, I MEAN BY SAYING, "NOT REALLY, SIRE,"" "I MEAN THAT THE TRUE SITUATION IS, OR IS LIKELY TO BE," "IPSO FACTO TO THE CONTRARY..." "AND THE EXACT OPPOSITE TO THAT WHICH YOU MAY PERCEIVE." "I APPENDED "SIRE" BECAUSE, AFTER ALL, YOU ARE KING" "YOU ARE THE KING, AREN'T YOU ?" "YES." "THAT SEEMS TO BE A REASONABLE WAY OF ADDRESSING A MONARCH." "YES." "DADDY." "WHAT IS IT, DARLING ?" "OH, I'M SORRY, PASSELEWE." "WHAT IS IT, DARLING ?" "LOOK AT THAT BRUTE OF A KNIGHT." "I COULDN'T MARRY ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "OF COURSE NOT." "YOU WON'T HAVE TO." "[ Laughing ] HE WON'T..." " [ Screams ] - [ Princess Cheers ]" "[ Metal Clattering ] WIN." "[ Coughing ]" "PASSELEWE, WHAT WERE WE DISCUSSING A MOMENT AGO ?" "THE TOLL OF YOUR KNIGHTS, SIR." "ACCORDING TO MY RECORD-- AH, JUST A MOMENT, PASSELEWE." "YOU USED THAT "SIRE" FOR THE SAME REASON..." "THAT YOU USED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, RIGHT ?" "RIGHT." "RIGHT." "[ Chuckles ]" "I THOUGHT SO." "RIGHT." "WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS," "APPROXIMATELY 65 PERCENT OF THE KNIGHTS OF YOUR REALM..." "HAVE BEEN KILLED OR MAIMED SINCE THIS TOURNAMENT BEGAN." "[ Metal Clanging ]" "[ Crowd Cheering ] BUT, PASSELEWE, THAT'S NO FIGURE AT ALL." "NO FIGURE AT ALL." "NOW, IF IT WAS 83.3 PERCENT OR 97.4 PERCENT," "NOW, THAT IS A TRUE PERCENTAGE..." "IN ABSOLUTELY THE TRUEST SENSE OF THE WORD." "MY DEAREST BRUNO, DO LISTEN." "IF THIS CARNAGE CONTINUES UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK, WHERE ON EARTH" "HOLD IT, HOLD IT !" "WHAT ?" "THIS ONE I MUST SEE." "[ Horses Galloping ]" "[ Metal Clanging ]" "THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY OF CHOOSING A CHAMPION." "PSST." "ETHEL ?" "IS THAT YOU, ETHEL ?" "[ Gasps ]" "I WONDERED WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT." "I HAD SOME INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES-- CAN'T TALK NOW." "DUE IN THE LISTS IN TEN MINUTES TIME." "I'M COMING, MOTHER." "AYE !" "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GETTING THE BLOOD, WILL YOU ?" "CHRIST ALMIGHTY !" "HOW ELSE CAN WE CHOOSE A CHAMPION ?" "I SUPPOSE WE COULD CALL AN ELECTION." "ELECTION, PASSELEWE ?" "YES." "OH, NO, NONSENSE." "IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE KNIGHTS." "OH, THEY COULD DRAW LOTS." "DRAW LOTS ?" "YES." "[ Laughing ] BLESS MY SOUL." "I MEAN, YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL DO IT DIP-DIP-DIP, MY LITTLE SHIP..." "OR ONE POTATO, TWO POTATOES." "[ Chuckling ] OR EVEN HIDE AND SEEK." "[ Horses Galloping ]" "UH" "FORTY-EIGHT, FORTY-NINE, FIFTY." "COMING !" "[ Cheering ]" "[ Armor Squeaking ]" "THE CARDINAL SAID, "I ASKED FOR 13 VERGERS." VERGERS ?" ""WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME 13 VIRGINS ?" [ Laughing ]" "NOW, WE'RE IN THE GARDEN," "AND A THOUSAND VOICES SAID AS ONE MAN," ""AVE, AVE, PASSED THROUGH THIS WAY."" ""AVE, AVE"WHAT ?" "[ Laughing ]" "WHY DO I NEED TO SAY"AVE" ?" "WHY DON'T YOU SIT BACK AND LET SOMETHING NICE HAPPEN TO YOU FOR A CHANGE ?" "[ Crowd Cheering ] LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE CHOSEN A CHAMPION." "CAN YOU SEE WHO IT IS ?" "[ Trumpets Blaring ]" "?" "[ Trumpet Fanfare ]" "IT'S MY BOSS." "CHRIST." "CONGRATULATIONS, SIRE." "WE HAVE A CHAMPION." "GOOD." "[ Chuckling ]" "WHERE IS HE ?" "OH, THEY HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET." "OH." "IS THAT GOOD ?" "OH, YES." "THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A CHAMPION." "[ Sighs ] I SEE." "[ Horse Whinnies ] THEY WILL FIND HIM, WON'T THEY ?" "YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD." "PROUD !" "YOU SHIT !" "SHIT !" "IT'S A GREAT HONOR, ISN'T IT ?" "HONOR ?" "MAYBE HE'LL GET THE HONOR." "I'LL PROBABLY END UP WITH A DRAGON'S TOOTH UP MY BUM AND A SHILLING A YEAR PENSION." "I'LL HAVE TO SIT VIGIL WITH HIM ALL NIGHT AS WELL." "CHRIST, WHAT LUCK !" "I PROMISED MY BODY TO A WOMAN TONIGHT." "LOOK, MAYBE I COULD GO AND TELL THE LADY THAT" "[ Yells ] WHAT ?" "[ Grunts ]" "WAIT A MINUTE." "MAYBE YOU COULD DO IT." "CERTAINLY I COULD." "I'LL TELL THE LADY THAT YOU'VE HAD A GREAT" "NO, NOT THAT." "SIT THE VIGIL." "ME ?" "I COULD GIVE YOU MY HAT, MY CAPE." "JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN." "HE'LL NEVER KNOW." "I CAN'T DO THAT." "IT'S NOT RIGHT." "?" "[ Trumpet Fanfare ] WHO'LL KNOW ?" "COME ON !" "[ Woman Guffawing ]" "[ Muffled Speaking ]" "[ Loud Roaring ] [ Screams ] BEAST !" "HERE I AM, I AM !" "OH, NOT YOU !" "[ Roaring Continues ]" "AH, FORGET IT." "[ Grunting ] [ Laughing ]" "[ Loud Roaring ]" "[ Roaring, Shrieking ] [ Screaming ]" "[ Loud Snoring ]" "[ Quiet Growling ]" "[ Rooster Crows ]" "[ Snoring Continues ]" "[ Muttering ]" "SQUIRE ?" "WHAT SQUIRE ?" "YOU KNOW WHAT SQUIRE !" "OH !" "MY RHEUMATISM." "[ Groans ] THAT CELL WAS SO DAMP." "TWO WHOLE NIGHTS." "OH, YOU POOR DEAR." "COME, LET ME UNDRESS YOU AND PUT YOU TO BED." "IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN AWFUL EXPERIENCE." "IT WAS." "OH, BETTY." "YOUR HANDS ARE SO SOFT AND WARM." "YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THERE WAS A SQUIRE UP HERE IN OUR BED, DO YOU ?" "WELL-- DO YOU ?" "COME, LET ME TAKE THOSE OFF." "AND THAT." "MMM." "DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER ?" "OHH, BETTY." "BERNARD, MY DARLING." "[ Happy Moaning ] [ Gasps ]" "[ Yells ]" "[ Betty Giggling ]" "[ Snoring ]" "[ Snorts ] COME." "[ Cheering ]" "[ Pounding On Ground ] [ Voice Breaking ] CITIZENS," "NOBLES," "GENTRY," "THE KING." "HEH ?" "OH, YES." "GOOD SIR KNIGHT, YOU HAVE PROVED YOUR WORTH ON THE FIELD OF HONOR." "[ Wheezing Laugh ]" "[ Clears Throat ]" "AND NOW YOU MUST PROVE YOURSELF IN MORTAL COMBAT..." "WITH A MONSTER SO TERRIFYING," "SO AWE-INSPIRING, SO HORRIBLE," "SO SOUL-DESTROYING..." "THAT EVEN I WOULD HESITATE..." "TO MEET IT..." "FACE-TO-FACE..." "IN, UM, UM, HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT." "WAS THAT ALL RIGHT ?" "WELL, I SUPPOSE SO, MY DARLING, YES." "AND SO, GO FORTH AND SLAY THE BEAST." "[ Chuckling ] AND TAKE WITH YOU THE ROYAL BLESSINGS..." "AND ALSO THE BLESSINGS..." "OF MOTHER CHURCH." "BISHOP." "?" "[ Chorus Chanting Dirge ]" "[ Grunts ] HEY !" "OW !" "OOH !" "GET OUT OF HERE !" "BLOODY SWORDS !" "?" "[ Stops ]" " IS THAT ALL ?" " THAT'S IT." "OH." "[ Sniffs ]" "RIGHT." "UH, HERALD." "HAVE THE GATES OPENED." "WELL, CARRY ON." " OPEN THE GATES !" " ?" "[ Distorted Fanfare ]" "[ Gates Creaking ]" "FAREWELL." "WAIT !" "AHH." "HE TOOK HIS VORPAL SWORD IN HAND," "LONG TIME THE MANXOME FOE HE SOUGHT." "SO RESTED HE BY THE TUMTUM TREE..." "AND STOOD AWHILE..." "IN THOUGHT." "AND AS IN UFFISH THOUGHT HE STOOD," "THE JABBERWOCK WITH EYES AFLAME..." "CAME WHIFFLING THROUGH THE TULGEY WOOD..." "AND BURBLED AS IT CAME." "[ Shrieking ]" "LANCE." "LANCE." "[ People Screaming ]" "LANCE." "[ Screaming, Shouting ]" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Grunting ] [ Woman Screaming ]" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "[ Man Groaning ]" "[ Braying ]" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "[ Moaning ]" "[ Screaming ]" "GRISELDA !" "GO GET 'EM, BOYS !" "[ All Shouting ]" "MONSTER ?" "MONSTER ?" "[ Men Laughing, Shouting ] OH." "[ Knight ] WHERE MONSTER ?" "OH !" "OH !" "OH !" "OH !" "THERE HE IS !" " COME ON." "DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY." " [ Man Screams ]" "MONSTER ?" "MONSTER ?" "NO MON-- [ Gasps ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ All Screaming ]" "[ Knight Grunting, Metal Creaking ]" "I AM HERE, GRISELDA." "FEAR NOT." "GEE, A KNIGHT." "I NEVER SAW A KNIGHT BEFORE." "[ Loud Groaning ] OH, MR. FISHFINGER." "OH, STOP DRIBBLING, WOMAN !" "OH, BLESS YOU." "OH, NOBLE LAD." "OH, THANK YOU." "OHH !" "STAND ASIDE, MRS. FISHFINGER." "AND" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Moaning ] SORRY, MR. FISHFINGER." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?" "[ Weeping ] YOU ALMOST CUT MY ARM OFF !" "OH, YOU ALWAYS WERE A CLUMSY ONE, DENNIS COOPER." "SHAME ON YOU !" "GET OUT !" "JESUS !" "I COULD GET BLOOD POISONING." "WAS THAT SWORD STERILIZED ?" "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY." "I DIDN'T MEAN TO." "LOOK, I-I'LL BIND IT UP FOR YOU." "I'LL GET SOME BANDAGES." "JESUS." "GET OFF !" "DAD !" "WHAT ?" "LOOK !" "[ Grunting ] HUH ?" "GOOD SIR KNIGHT." "GOOD SIR KNIGHT." "WE'RE SO GRATEFUL TO YOU FOR RESCUING US..." "FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THOSE FOUL FIENDS." "EASY." "VERY GOOD." "VERY GRACIOUS OF YOU, SIR KNIGHT." "YES." "WE'RE VERY UNDESERVING REALLY, BEING JUST HUMBLE FISHER FOLK." "YES, HOWEVER, WE DO HAVE THIS MAIDEN DAUGHTER, YOU SEE." "AS THERE IS A CUSTOM IN THESE PARTS," "THE KNIGHT QUITE OFTEN MARRIES THE MAIDEN HE'S RESCUED." "SAY HELLO TO THE KNIGHT, GRISELDA HONEY." "MR. FISHFINGER, IT WAS ME THAT RESCUED YOU." "WILL YOU CLEAR OFF ?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY, SIR KNIGHT, HMM ?" "GOOD SIR KNIGHT." "[ Grunting ]" "[ Horse Whinnies ]" " WELL ?" " COME." "WE GO." "WAIT, WAIT !" "COME BACK HERE !" "SIR KNIGHT, COME BACK, PLEASE !" "THINK IT OVER, WON'T YOU ?" "GRISELDA, MR. FISHFINGER." "I'VE GOTTA GO." "I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAND." "IT HURTS !" "IT-- GRISELDA, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH." "I'VE KEPT YOUR POTATO." "UGH !" "BYE !" "HEY, YOU REALLY ARE A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME, DENNIS." "GET OUT." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF !" "MR. FISHFINGER, HE IS THE KING'S CHAMPION." "SHAME !" "CALL YOURSELF AN ELIGIBLE SUITOR FOR OUR FAIR GRISELDA ?" "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A VAGRANT !" "HOLD HIM, MADGE." "HOLD HIM !" "YOU LEAVE HER ALONE." "LEAVE HER ALONE !" "[ Braying ]" "[ Yells ]" "GO ON !" "GO ON !" "GO ON." "GET OFF !" "COME ON WITH YOU." "GO ON !" "[ Strangled Scream ]" "SOMEONE AT THE DOOR, DEAR." "[ Man ] WE'VE GOT TO MAKE UP OUR MINDS NOW !" "GENTLEMEN !" "WE CAN'T DELAY ANOTHER DAY." "THIS KING'S CHAMPION MUST BE STOPPED." "THE MONSTER MUST BE PROTECTED." "IF HE KILLS THE MONSTER, WE'LL ALL BE RUINED." "RUINED !" "LET ME PREVAIL UPON YOU." "NO MORE ARGY-BARGY IS NECESSARY." "NO, BECAUSE I HAVE A PLAN." "[ Whispering ]" "OH !" "[ Gasps ]" "THE BLACK KNIGHT." "OH, WONDERFUL !" "[ Flies Buzzing ]" "[ Dennis Gasps ]" "[ Horse Snorts ]" "[ Squirting Sound ] [ Gasps ] EWW !" "UGH." "EWW-YUCK." "[ Gagging ]" "I THINK WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSER." "[ Rocks Falling ]" "[ Men Muttering, Cackling ]" "[ Cackling Continues ]" "[ Horse Whinnying ] [ Gasps ]" "[ Man Laughing ]" "[ Unintelligible Muttering ]" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "[ Repeats Muttering ]" "[ Mutters ]" "[ Mutters ]" "OH." "LANCE." "OH." "[ Whimpers ]" "[ Whinnying ]" "[ Shouts ]" "OH." "OH." "[ Whinnying Grows Louder ]" "[ Cackling ]" "NO." "GET HIM." "[ Grunts, Evil Laughing ]" "[ Grunting, Laughing ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Groaning ]" "[ All Grunting ]" "[ Cheering ] WHEE !" "[ Cackling ]" "[ Cackling ]" "[ Muffled Screaming ]" "[ Cackling Stops ]" "[ Dennis Gasping ]" "OH !" "[ Gasps ]" "[ Whimpering ]" "[ Roaring ]" " [ Grunts ] - [ Roars ]" "[ Shrieking ]" "[ Loud Stomping ]" "[ Low Growling, Roars ]" "[ Groans ]" "[ Screams ]" "[ Shrieking ]" "AND HAST THOU SLAIN THE JABBERWOCK ?" "COME TO MY ARMS, MY BEAMISH BOY." "O FRABJOUS DAY !" "[ Man ] THE MONSTER'S DEAD !" "[ Man ] THE MONSTER'S DEAD !" "[ Cheering ]" "HE REALLY KILLED IT !" "[ Loud Cheering ]" "STOP !" "NO ONE'S TO ENTER THE CITY UNLESS THEY HAVE SOME MONEY !" "STOP, I SAY !" "STOP." "OH, MY GOD !" "AAH !" "OOH !" "CANCEL THOSE SHIPMENTS OF WINE, GRAIN, STRAW !" "CANCEL EVERYTHING !" "[ Cheering ]" "DENNIS !" "DENNIS, HERE SHE IS, GRISELDA." "DENNIS, HERE I AM !" "HERE I AM !" "DENNIS !" "IT'S ME !" "DENNIS !" "DENNIS, IT WAS ALWAYS YOU !" "YOU WAS THE ONE WE WAS ALWAYS PUSHING FOR." "WE'LL HAVE THE WEDDING TOMORROW, EVEN THIS AFTERNOON." "WE'LL GET THE BISHOP." "DENNIS, YOU'RE WONDERFUL." "GRISELDA, AT LAST WE CAN HAVE THE LIFE WE ALWAYS WANTED." "?" "[ Trumpet Fanfare ] [ Cheering ]" "AH." "[ Grunting ]" "MY BOY, CONGRATULATIONS." "WE OFFER YOU OUR HEARTFELT THANKS." "YOU HAVE CLEARED THE KINGDOM OF A GREAT MENACE." "AND I'M VERY HAPPY..." "TO FULFILL MY PROMISE AND TO BESTOW UPON YOU" "UH, WHAT'S HIS NAME ?" "IT'S DENNIS." "UH, DENNIS COOPER, YOUR ROYALSHIP." "AND THAT'S HIS FIANCE, MY DAUGHTER." "YOU, DENNIS," "ONE-HALF OF MY ENTIRE KINGDOM." "[ All Gasping ]" "AND THE HAND IN MARRIAGE OF MY DAUGHTER, THE PRINCESS." "COME, MY BOY, TO THE PALACE." "BUT-- COME." "[ Griselda ] OH !" "OH !" "GRISELDA." "[ Gasping ]" "[ Bell Tolling ] I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE." "PRINCE AND PRINCESS." "[ Crowd Cheering ]" "[ Bell Tolling ]" "DENNIS !" "GRISELDA !" "WHOSE IDEA WAS IT-- YOU SAID-- WILL YOU SHUT UP ?" "LOOK OUT, SIRE !" "[ Gate Slams Shut ]"