""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""WOO OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""WOO OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""WOO OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""WOO OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""WOO OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""WOO OOH"" "IN PART ONE, SCROOGE McDUCK WAS IN BARKLEDESH" "BUYING CHEAP TRINKETS TO RESELL FOR PROFIT BACK HOME" "UNAWARE FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD AND THE BEAGLE BOYS" "WERE AFTER THE MAGICAL GOLDEN GOOSE." "BUT WHEN THE BEAGLE BOYS BUNGLED STEALING IT," "THE PRICELESS BIRD FELL INTO SCROOGE'S UNKNOWING HANDS." "IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE SCROOGE DISCOVERED" "THE GOOSE'S GOLDEN TOUCH." "BUT WHEN THE BEAGLE BOYS GOT THEIR PAWS ON IT," "GIVE THAT BACK!" "THEY WRAPPED SCROOGE IN A 24-KARAT BLANKET" "AND WERE GETTING AWAY WHEN..." "GIVE IT BACK!" "GOLD!" "HAVE YOU SEEN HUEY, DEWEY, AND LOUIE?" "NO." "MY MORNING HAS BEEN QUITE CALM." "AAH!" "UNTIL NOW." "YOU SCREAMED, MISS?" "LOOK." "MY, WHAT BIG TROPHIES." "DUCKWORTH, THAT'S HUEY, DEWEY, AND LOUIE." "WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION?" "AAH!" "COME IN." "WAIT TILL I GET THOSE BEAGLES." "UNCLE SCROOGE, LOOK OUT FOR..." "ARE YOU HELPING ME" "OR STAND THERE LIKE STATUES?" "THEY CAN'T HELP YOU, UNCLE SCROOGE." "THEY ARE STATUES." "BLAZING BAGPIPES!" "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME INNOCENT NEPHEWS?" "IT'S MY FAULT FOR BEING GREEDY FOR GOLD." "CAN YOU HELP THEM?" "I WISH I HAD BETTER NEWS." "BUT NOTHING HAS ANY EFFECT." "WHAT ARE THESE NUMBERS?" "HMM." "VERY INTERESTING." "THE BINARY HYPER DIGITS ARE UNALIGNED" "WITH THE YO-YO RHYTHMS." "WHAT'S THAT MEAN?" "I MIGHT CHANGE THEM WITH THE PRECISE MIXTURE" "OF H2SO4LA7 YANKEE 0." "STAND BACK!" "I THINK IT'S WORKING." "OOH!" " OOH!" "I'LL SAVE THIS FOR A SUPER FEATHER GROW FORMULA." "THIS IS TERRIBLE." "CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME, LADS?" "I WAS BEING AFRAID THIS MIGHT HAPPEN." "OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU GOOD- FOR-NOTHING PICK-POCKET." "HEAVY READING." "DIJON'S BEING MADE TO COME BY ME." "WHO ARE YOU?" "I AM HIS BROTHER POUPON," "LEADER OF THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE GOOSE." "DID YOU SAY "GOOSE" AS IN GOLDEN GOOSE?" "YES." "CAN YOU HELP MY NEPHEWS?" "WELL, I COULD." "DID I DO THAT AGAIN?" "BAD DIJON." "POURING THIS MAGIC WATER OVER THEM" "WILL RETURN THEM TO NORMAL." "STOP!" "IF YOU'RE USING IT NOW, YOU'RE DOOMING THE WORLD!" "BUT HOW CAN HELPING THEM HURT ANYONE?" "BECAUSE, LITTLE ONE, WE HAVE ONLY..." "TWO HOURS." "YES." "IF WE AREN'T PUTTING THE GOOSE BACK" "ON ITS FOUNTAIN," "IT WILL BEGIN ITS TRANSFORMATIONS." "THEN THE GOOSE COMES TO LIFE" "AND TURN THINGS INTO GOLD BY ITSELF." "IT CAN TURN THE PLANET TO GOLD" "IF THEY'RE SAFE." "THEY WON'T BE." "THE GOOSE WILL HAVE A SECOND TRANSFORMATION." "THEN THE GREAT SHADOW WILL SPREAD," "AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL TURN TO GOLD." "ALL LIFE WILL END FOR LITTLE GOLDEN DUCKS..." "FOR EVERYONE." "ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?" "BY POURING THE MYSTICAL WATER ON THE GOOSE," "IT WILL DELAY ITS TRANSFORMATION LONG ENOUGH" "TO BE PUTTING IT BACK ON THE FOUNTAIN." "ONCE THE GOOSE IS BACK," "YOU'RE SURE THERE'S ENOUGH WATER" "TO TURN ME NEPHEWS BACK?" "THERE IS BEING MORE THAN ENOUGH." "TAKE IT." "THANKS." "THE GOOSE, PLEASE." "I DON'T HAVE IT." "I GOT AN IDEA WHO DOES." "WAIT FOR ME," "AND NO LECTURES ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS THIS IS." "I'M COMING WITH YOU." "I INSIST YOU COME WITH ME." "I COULDN'T TRUST YOU TO STAY HERE." "WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE KEEPING AN EYE ON THE BOYS" "IS AN IMPORTANT JOB." "WHO CAN I TRUST?" "I CAN DO IT!" "I DON'T KNOW." "PLEASE LET ME TAKE CARE OF THEM." "PLEASE?" "WELL..." "DON'T WORRY." "YOU CAN COUNT ON ME." "I'M SURE I CAN." "I HAVE BEEN EATING TOO MUCH." "YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING TOO MUCH." "YOW!" "I AM SORRY, POUPON." "IT'S A REFLEX." "AND SO IS THIS." "OOH!" "GOLD!" "GOLD!" "GOLD!" "DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF." "STRAIN MYSELF?" "GOLD." "DON'T BE RIDICULOUS." "GOLD." "I FEEL LIKE A GREEDY KID AGAIN." "GOLD." "THIS ABANDONED FACTORY WILL MAKE ME MORE MONEY" "THAN IT MADE DURING 50 YEARS OF OPERATION." "GOLD!" "WHEN I FINISH MY OTHER BUILDINGS," "I'LL HAVE MORE GOLD THAN A THOUSAND SCROOGES." "WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?" "I'LL KNOW WHEN I SEE IT." "JUST AS I EXPECTED." "IT'S ONE OF GLOMGOLD'S FACTORIES." "LAND THIS THING." "NO PROBLEM-O, MR. McD." "AAH!" "THE PRICE OF OIL IS GOING UP HIGHER THAN GOLD." "GET THE GOOSE." "I'VE GOT TO STOP THEM." "COME BACK HERE." "HAVING IT." "I GOT IT." "I GOT IT ALL RIGHT." "HERE, GOOSEY, COME TO LAUNCHPAD." "HUH?" "CLEAR THE RUNWAY." "[CRASH]" "HE'S MINE NOW." "I DON'T NEED NEW PLUGS." "YOW!" "THE GOOSE IS MINE NOW." "YOW!" "DIJON HAS GOT THE GOOSE." "NO, YOU DON'T." "GIVE IT." "DIJON WILL TURN YOU INTO GOLD." "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." "DIJON CAN CONTROL HIMSELF." "HE DOES NOT NEED TO BE STEALING." "AH, YES, HE DOES!" "GOT IT." "DIJON, HOW COULD YOU?" "FORGET ABOUT HIM." "I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY NEPHEWS." "GET THAT GOOSE." "YOU'LL JOIN THOSE BRATS SOON ENOUGH." "I MUST POUR THE WATERS OVER THE GOOSE" "BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE." "IT'S ONLY TOO LATE FOR YOUR ESCAPE." "AH!" "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "THE GOOSE IS UNDERGOING ITS FIRST TRANSFORMATION." "[HONK]" "[HONK]" "WE MUST STAY AWAY." "IT'S DESTINED TO TURN EVERYTHING INTO GOLD..." "ESPECIALLY PEOPLE." "YIKES!" "OUT OF MY WAY." "I MUST BE SPRINKLING HIM." "[HONK]" "AAH!" "THE WATER!" "I'D DUNK YOUR HEAD IF I HAD MORE WATER." "MR. McD!" "HELP!" "THAT GOOSE'S GOT AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM." "GO PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE." "[HONK]" "THAT WAS CLOSE." "[HONK]" "NO, NO!" "POOR MR. GLOMDUCK." "I WOULDN'T HAVE WISHED THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY," "WHICH HE IS." "THE ONLY CHANCE TO SAVE MY NEPHEWS" "IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR DOWNTOWN DUCKBURG." "ANY SECOND NOW AND THE BOYS SHOULD BE BACK." "OH, NO." "WHAT NOW?" "I'LL CALL THE ROOFERS." "HELLO." "THIS IS WEBWEB WALTERS" "REPORTING DIRECT FROM DOWNTOWN DUCKBURG" "WHERE A GOOSE IS TURNING EVERYTHING" "INTO GOLD." "I'M HERE WITH A LADY WHO'S SEEN THE GOOSE." "WOULD YOU CARE TO TELL EXACTLY WHAT YOU EXPERIENCED?" "WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE." "SHE'S COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS." "AAH!" "MY GOODNESS." "IT'S TRUE!" "THE GOOSE IS LOOSE." "WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT GOOSE" "BEFORE THE CITY IS CHANGED." "IT'S YOUR FAULT, DIJON." "WE'D HAVE THE GOOSE" "IF NOT FOR YOU GRABBING THAT CHANGE." "YOU ARE INCORRIGIBLE." "I WOULD BE FEELING WORSE" "IF I KNEW WHAT THAT WORD WAS MEANING." "WILL THESE DO, MR. McD?" "AYE!" "WE ARE NOT WANTING YOUR HELP, DIJON." "YOU'RE TROUBLE." "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED." "THAT GOOSE CANNOT BE FAR AWAY." "WHERE IS HE?" "WHO?" "DIDN'T YOU SEE THE GOOSE?" "NO." "THEN WHAT DID YOU STOP FOR?" "I KNOW WHAT TO DO ON RED AND GREEN," "BUT WHAT ABOUT GOLD?" "I'D SWAT YOUR BRAINS IF YOU HAD ANY." "GET MOVING." "AAH!" "QUICK!" "TURN INTO THE PARK." "THERE HE IS." "REMEMBER, WE MUST BE STAYING AWAY FROM HIS BEAK." "[HONK HONK]" "[HONK HONK]" "SHH!" "I HEAR HIM COMING." "STEADY." "STEADY." "NOW!" "GOT HIM!" "I'LL GET YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP FOOLING AROUND." "SORRY." "[HONK HONK]" "THERE IS BEING THE GOOSE." "I GOT HIM." "UHH!" "[HONK HONK]" "HAH!" "TWO POINTS." "WE DID IT!" "[HONK]" "POUPON, THESE NETS ARE GETTING HEAVY." "ONCE POUPON IS PUTTING THE WATER ON THE GOOSE," "IT'LL BE TRANSFORMING BACK TO ITS LIFELESS FORM." "THE MAGIC WATER!" "THANKS FOR CATCHING THE BIRD." "HAND IT OVER." "BUT MY NEPHEWS..." "MOVE IT AND LOSE IT, SCROOGEY." "[HONK HONK HONK]" "THE GOOSE IS HAVING ITSELF ANOTHER TRANSFORMATION." "AAH!" " AAH!" "[HONK HONK HONK]" "[HONK]" "WHEW!" "SCARED YOU FOR A MINUTE THERE, DIDN'T IT?" "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "IT IS THE GOLDEN DEATH." "IT WILL CONTINUE SPREADING" "UNTIL IT IS TURNING THE ENTIRE WORLD TO GOLD." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" "RUN!" "QUICK!" "OVER THE FENCE." "WE FOOLED IT, HUH, BIGTIME?" "QUICK!" "GET US OUT OF HERE, LAUNCHPAD." "IT WON'T START." "SHIVERING SHEKELS." "THE ENTIRE PLANET'S TURNING TO GOLD." "MY NEPHEWS ARE DOOMED AND SO IS THE WORLD," "BECAUSE OF MY GOLD-LOVING GREED." "IF WE COULD GET THE GOOSE BACK INTO THE TEMPLE FOUNTAIN," "THE EFFECT MIGHT BE REVERSING." "TO THE AIRPORT, ON THE DOUBLE!" "WHATEVER YOU SAY, MR. McD." "AAH!" "I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME." "INTO THE PLANE." "HURRY!" "IT'S HEADED FOR US." "GET US AIRBORNE NOW!" "AYE-AYE!" "EXCUSE ME." "WE ARE NOT MOVING." "HUH?" "YOU FORGOT THE WHEEL JOCKS." "WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW SECONDS." "UGH!" " UGH!" "PLEASE!" "WAITING FOR US!" "I'LL PUT ON THE BRAKES." "NO." "IF WE DON'T MAKE IT," "SAVE MY NEPHEWS AND THE WORLD." "WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW SECONDS." "GRAB MY HAND." "POUPON!" "OH!" "WE'RE DOOMED!" "WE'VE GOT TIME TO FIND THE GOOSE." "BUT WITHOUT POUPON, WE'LL NEVER FIND THE FOUNTAIN." "YOU HAVE SPOILED EVERYTHING, DIJON." "NOT EVEN YOUR BROTHER WILL BE SPEAKING TO YOU." "AT LEAST I HAVE SOMETHING TO BE REMEMBERING HIM BY." "[HONK HONK HONK]" "HMM." "I AM WONDERING." "IS IT BEING POSSIBLE" "THIS IS THE SAME GOOSE I STOLE FROM THE TEMPLE?" "YES!" "I AM BELIEVING YOU ARE," "BUT IF I TOUCH YOU," "I WILL TURN INTO GOLD." "BUT I AM OWING MY BROTHER TO GET THE GOOSE BACK." "HERE, GOOSEY-WOOSEY." "DIJON WILL NOT BE HURTING YOU." "[HONK HONK HONK]" "THANK GOODNESS I AM STILL BEING ALIVE." "[HONK HONK]" "I AM THINKING I BETTER BE RUNNING." "IT'S HOPELESS." "THE WORLD IS LOST." "YEAH." "SO IS THAT POOR GUY." "IT'S DIJON, AND HE'S GOT THE GOOSE." "I MAY BE ABLE TO SAVE MY NEPHEWS." "TAKE HER DOWN." "I'LL SNAG DIJON WITH MY CANE." "HEY, WHERE IS MY CANE?" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR." "WHY, YOU..." " YOU WONDERFUL PERSON, YOU." "[HONK HONK HONK]" "GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO THE FOUNTAIN, DIJON." "WE HAVEN'T ANY TIME TO LOSE." "THERE IS THE TEMPLE." "THERE'S NOWHERE TO LAND IN THESE MOUNTAINS." "WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LANDING?" "DO WHAT YOU DO BEST..." "CRASH!" "YES, SIR!" "MY FIRST CHANCE TO CRASH ON PURPOSE, AND I BLOW IT." "NEVER MIND." "WE'VE GOT TO GET THE GOOSE TO ITS ROOST." "IT'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND!" "POUPON'S THIEVING BROTHER." "YOU WILL NOT BE MESSING THINGS UP AGAIN." "I AM TRYING TO UNMESS THINGS UP THIS TIME." "WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW SECONDS." "MR. McD, GO OUT FOR A PASS!" "AAH!" "[HONK HONK HONK]" "IT WORKED!" "THE GOLD EFFECT IS REVERSING." "YIPPIE!" " WE'RE SAVED!" "I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU, LADS." "MUCH AS I LOVE GOLD, I LOVE YOU BETTER." "EVERYTHING THAT TURNED TO GOLD WAS CHANGED BACK." "AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT WANTING TO BE SEEING YOUR BROTHER." "YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF, DIJON." "NOW IF YOU CAN JUST BE LEARNING NOT TO STEAL." "DO NOT BE WORRYING." "I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON." "AS OF TODAY, DIJON WILL NEVER BE STEALING AGAIN." "I GUESS IT'S TIME TO BE..." "ME WATCH!" "ME WALLET!" "ME MONEY BELT!" "WOULD YOU BE BELIEVING AS OF TOMORROW?" "ME WALLET!" "STOP THAT THIEF!" "DON'T LET THAT SNAKE GET AWAY!"