"Okay, Joe, come on." "Give it that hot pork injection." "(laughing)" "(Snoop) Tonight on "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."" "(Martha) I'm going whole hog." "Ahh!" "We need superfine sugar." "I may need you to put a little bit of that in here for me." "(laughter)" "Thank you." "Everybody thinks I'm square." "You are definitely hood-certified already." "In a real way." "In a real way." "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪" "♪ Potluck Dinner Party ♪ (cheering and applause)" "(music playing, pig caller imitating)" "Here's two people who could go hog wild at any time." "Everybody, please welcome Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!" "(music, cheering and applause)" "(Martha) Welcome to "Martha  Snoop's" "Potluck Dinner Party."" "(Snoop) Yes, sir." "Where just about everything here is smoked." "(laughter)" "Tonight, on the menu, pork." "(audience cheering)" "But first..." "Sorry!" "But first, we gotta give it up for my DJ FredWreck in the house, FredWreck." "(cheering and applause)" "The man on the right playing the steel guitar," "Coffey Anderson." "And we got the champion pig caller" "Andrew Methaney in the house tonight." "Y'all make some noise for them." "(Andrew imitating)" "Andrew, you're the boss man in the swine game, baby." "Every part of the pig is delicious." "That's why tonight, I'm going whole hog." "It's the new way to eat pork-- nose to tail." "No, no, no, no, no." "In the hood we say from the rooter to the tooter." "(laughter)" "And you, what are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna do some barbecue ribs." "(cheering and applause)" "I think I hear a cocktail calling." "I do too." "Tonight, I'm gonna be making a classic Cuban mojito." "We need superfine sugar." "Make sure-- Mmm, superfine." "What's the difference between superfine and..." "Touch that." "(laughter)" "Mmm." "Familiar?" "I may need you to put a little bit of that in here for me." "Familiar?" "Yeah." "(laughter and applause) Thank you." "(laughing)" "A sprig of mint." "Looks like a leaf of it." "A leaf of it." "You wanna muddle a little bit?" "Yeah, show me how to muddle." "Just muddle." "Just get all that oil out of the mint leaf." "Okay." "And then rum." "Mmm." "That's good." "Mm-hmm." "Now, is it ready to be dumped now?" "You bet." "Everybody grab your glasses real quick, we gotta have a toast." "Mojitos are from Cuba." "Pigs are from the South." "Everything Martha makes is delicious." "So put it in your mouth." "(laughter, cheering and applause)" "(Martha) Mmm..." "Ooh!" "This thing is good." "(laughing)" "I call this thing North Korea because after a few of these, everybody's gonna isolate you." "(laughter)" "Our first guest, she's a very talented singer/songwriter." "And get this, a trained chef." "It's the one and only Kelis." "("Milkshake" by Kelis playing, cheering and applause)" "I brought you a gift." "What?" "Candied bacon." "Hi, Martha." "Wow, hi, how are you?" "How are you?" "So pretty." "And what is this that you brought us?" "Candied bacon." "Did you just make that?" "Yeah, it's got sugar and maple syrup..." "Brown sugar?" "Yeah." "This is one of my favorite things." "I mean, yeah." "At any cocktail party if they have" "Yeah, if bacon could get any better, I mean, it's, like... (chuckling) Mmm... yum." "Now, my personal question is, you started off in the music industry, now you in the culinary." "How did you make that full 180 and get into that game?" "You know what?" "I mean, I'd been performing and you know how you're just working and you kind of-- you wake up and so much time has gone by." "And I felt like I wanted to do something else." "So, I went to Le Cordon Bleu and... (cheering and applause) It was great, it was game-changing for me." "I felt like it was, um, it was nice to see that I could do something else that I loved as much as music." "That's a beautiful thing, that's a beautiful thing." "(Martha) Let's bring out our next guest." "He's a Grammy-nominated rapper." "He's an entrepreneur." "Mmm." "It's Fat Joe!" "("Cookin'" by Fat Joe playing, cheering and applause)" "How are you?" "Mwah!" "This looks like green to me." "How you doing?" "How are you?" "Look, Snoop, what's this?" "Some cabbage." "It's some cabbage and stuff up in there, you know?" "Cabbage you brought us?" "You know, we trying to watch our weight around here." "I thought I'd lighten it up." "Uh-oh." "Uh-oh." "Let me see what you're working with, Joe." "Did you make this salad?" "Yeah, I worked on it." "Mmm." "Slightly." "You know what?" "Let me tell you something about me, Joe." "Anything green is gonna always be all right with me." "(laughter)" "Mmm, mmm." "It's good, actually." "Off a chickpea, for real, though." "(Martha) Thank you, that's real nice." "You're came with the cabbage, with the healthy game." "Shall we get cooking?" "Why not?" "Yeah, let's do it, what are we doing?" "This is what I'm doing, look." "(Snoop) Oh, wow, look at that there." "That's a pig." "(Snoop) Had to step back." "Hey, Joe, I had to take a step back, like..." "Make sure he still wasn't moving." "(laughter)" "(Martha) So, Snoop, have you ever seen one of those?" "(Snoop) I've never seen one of those before." "That's my bling." "Oh, boy." "(laughter) Look!" "Martha, you gonna roast a pig or do a magic show?" "(laughter)" "What we're gonna do on my side, we're gonna take it back to the basics over here, right?" "We're gonna make Snoop's Baked While You Baked pork ribs... (laughter) Oh, yeah." "We're gonna be using my own special state-of-the-art cooking apparatus." "What?" "The oven." "(laughter)" "Kelis, will you pop the top on that?" "Nice, voilà." "Two racks of baby back ribs." "And I'm gonna season 'em up using my signature spices." "OG Onion Powder." "We got that Garlic Powder Hash." "That Lawry Seasoning Skunk Salt." "That Johnny's Sativa Salt." "That, uh, Paprika Haze." "And that Black Pepper Cush." "Lord have mercy." "Jesus!" "(cheering and applause)" "And let me tell you, this rub is legal in California with a doctor's prescription." "(laughter)" "Would you guys come over and help me?" "You can finish that." "Yours are simple." "You're just putting it in the oven." "And I wanna learn how to do it anyhow." "And this is a big pig, this is 50 pounds." "Mmm." "Yeah!" "Now we're gonna use my Mojo Marinade to flavor the pig." "Well, we have to fill our little syringes here." "Here's one syringe for you." "Okay." "Every four or five inches, we have to fill it." "(Snoop) Yeah, I'ma be last, let our, let our guests go first." "You know how to fill?" "This is a mixture of exquisite spices..." "Let them stick him first." "...and orange juice and lemon juice." "He liable to wake up." "I wanna be far away when he do." "(laughter) You can take this leg." "Snoop take one, take-- you can do the ribs, Snoop." "You wanna get in the meat, right?" "Yeah, you wanna get it inside." "Okay, Joe, come on." "Give it that hot pork injection." "(laughter) Right up in there?" "(Martha) Puffs up, see?" "Oh, wow, what is that you're doing?" "You steroiding him?" "Yes." "Okay, so now, we can rub this all over the outside." "What, uh, is that sauce?" "What is it?" "This is lemon peel, orange, herbs, more of those herbs that you love so much, Snoop." "Mm-hmm." "Everybody thinks I'm square." "Listen, Martha, it may be, it may be a touchy subject, but you are definitely hood-certified already." "In a real way." "In a real way." "In a real way." "(laughter) (Martha) Here we go." "See?" "Look at that." "Is it ready?" "Okay." "It's rubbed down now." "He been rubbed." "You wanna do your thing?" "You want me to barbecue my thing now?" "Okay, come on." "I wanna see how Snoop does his thing." "Okay, and now, I have a recipe for people who have things to do." "(laughter)" "We got the tin foil." "We gonna put the oven on, uh..." "I normally put it on 420, but I'ma drop it down to 350 today." "350?" "I'ma drop it down to 350, 3-1/2, you know what I'm talking about?" "What's that, what's that that you're sprinkling?" "This is that, this is that secret sauce, that real secret seasoning sauce." "I can't tell you what it is." "But you understand me, it's finger-lickin' good." "And when we come back, my ribs should be ready." "And Martha's pig, well... it's sure to be worth the wait." "You bet." "(cheering and applause)" "♪ Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo ♪" "♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪" "♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind... ♪" "It might be the first time..." "That you've cried?" "Fat Joe the gangsta rapper cries on TV." "(laughter)" "(Snoop) What about his feet, what about his feet?" "Tuck 'em in." "Ahh!" "You got it." "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪" "♪ We're cooking, baby... ♪ Rollin' down the street, smokin'... ♪" "♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪" "♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind ♪♪" "(cheering and applause)" "I like that, I like that." "I saw what you did, Southern Man." "He sprinkled some Willie Nelson on that Snoop Dogg." "You know what I'm talking about?" "That was fly, baby." "Welcome back, everybody." "Tonight I'm roasting a whole hog, and Snoop's making his barbecue ribs." "(cheering and applause) Yay!" "For those of you who are planning on doing this at home, please know that the pig has to sit overnight in your refrigerator." "You would have to work in a morgue to have a refrigerator big enough to hold that pig." "(laughter)" "Well, the pig is seasoned and ready to go." "Now, I just need a little bit of help to, uh, carry the pig over there." "(Snoop) Okay, let's get it together." "Here, come on, you guys." "(Snoop) You know what I'm good at helping?" "I'm good at directing." "The big strong guys..." "So, y'all gonna lift it up and I'm gonna direct you." "Get on Martha's side." "You gotta help Martha..." "I'm the director." "I got, I got muscles, man." "I'm the traffic control (bleep), come on." "(Kelis) We don't need you to delegate." "Okay, ready, go." "(Martha) That goes in the box." "(Kelis) Okay, yeah, Joe, lift, in." "Now get it in there." "You're gonna have to move these little..." "This is the part where I can help out at." "What about his feet, what about his feet?" "Push those legs in there." "What about his feet?" "Just tuck 'em in." "What about his feet?" "!" "Tuck 'em in, Snoop, tuck 'em in." "I mean, what about 'em?" "Ahh!" "Don't be afraid, tuck 'em in." "Here, look, here." "You take that one." "Oh, no!" "Ugh...!" "Tuck it in, tuck it in." "Don't be afraid of it." "Get it in." "Oh, my goodness." "Two big men, I'm like, "Come on, now."" "Thank you, Martha." "(laughing)" "Coals go now in this basket." "So, it cooks from the top down." "Six to eight hours." "I put one on real early this morning so it would be done for all of us." "Joe, excuse me, do you know how to chop an onion?" "Yeah, I'm sure I could chop an onion." "Y'all gonna start crying in a minute all that onion cutting y'all doing over there." "It might be the first time..." "That you've cried?" "Fat Joe the gangsta rapper cries on TV." "(laughter)" "That's what we're hoping for." "An epic moment." "We're hoping for that." "I know that you like to eat out a lot." "You're always talking about food and restaurants." "What's your favorite place in New York?" "I mean, you talking to the fat guy." "I might eat this onion while we talking about these restaurants right now." "(Snoop) Well, check this out." "When it comes to barbecue sauce, I rely on the head of my clan." "The drippings in my pan." "The ones who's always on the can." "My main man, Uncle Reo." "(music, cheering and applause)" "(Snoop) Look at this, they got it locked up in a briefcase, man." "Ah, here, we need some room here." "He got a security guard who look like Wesley Snipes too." "Ah, look at this." "All right, all right, Wesley." "Wow!" "(Joe) It's the secret!" "(Martha) Am I allowed to touch it?" "You can touch it anytime you want to." "Aw... here." "(Kelis) Come on." "See, this secret ingredient right here, nobody knows but Uncle Reo." "I've been trying to get this ingredient from him for at least 30 years, and he has never given it to me." "Uncle Reo, what's your secret to the sauce right there?" "My secret to the sauce is Jesus." "What else you need, baby?" "(laughter and applause)" "(Snoop) Check it out, y'all." "(cheering and applause) Ooh... yum." "Now we gotta drip that thing with that sauce." "I'ma start the mopping." "'Cause I like to clean, you understand me?" "Then do you put them back in the oven?" "Yes." "Yeah, okay." "Just like that, Unc?" "Yeah, pour just a little more sauce on it." "Give me a little bit, go ahead, Joe..." "Some of that Uncle Reo's sauce 'cause y'all being cheap like you..." "Like we can't afford the sauce up in this mother(bleep)." "(laughter)" "Now I can put these back in there." "Nobody playing up in here." "I'm not playing no games." "He ain't playing up in here." "No games!" "(Martha) Okay, so..." "You got my back?" "Appreciate you, Joe." "(Martha) So start with two cans of baked beans it looks like." "Straight out of the can?" "You must enhance those." "Welcome to the hood." "(laughter)" "What is this that you putting in the thing?" "This is onions, bell pepper, celery." "And you got Jesus at the bottom." "Mmm." "Wow." "That's a nice ingredient." "That is a beautiful ingredient right there, Jesus." "You put this in and you cook it." "Then you come back with your brown sugar." "Oh, brown sugar, why not white sugar?" "You gotta go brown and make it get down." "(laughter)" "You gotta put a lot of sugar in there to get in there and tenderize the bean." "And then you come back with some bourbon." "With bourbon?" "Oh, Lord, Unc." "Ohh..." "What are they gonna say in church Sunday when they see this?" "They gonna say, "Thank you, Jesus, for the bourbon." (laughter)" "This is the best recipe." "Oh, yeah." "You make sure you put this in it." "Now, this bring out the beans." "I'm gonna get a whole new cookbook out of this." "When we come back, we'll finally find out if there's truth to that phrase "When pigs fly."" "♪ Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo ♪" "♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪" "♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind... ♪" "♪ Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo ♪" "♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪" "♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind ♪♪" "(cheering and applause) Good job!" "Hey!" ""Have you ever gotten an injury from sex?"" "(Snoop) Yeah." "Aw..." "Snoop... ♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop... ♪" "♪ We're cooking, baby... (music, cheering and applause)" "Welcome back and voilà." "(cheering and applause)" "The whole hog!" "Wow!" "Doesn't that look beautiful?" "That was, like, magic." "It is." "I think Snoop would like to say grace." "I definitely would." "Uh, bow your heads." "(organ playing)" "We bless this meal of great food and wine." "And let's not forget this delicious, fine swine." "But before we partake and commence to eat it..." "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah." "We about to get piggy with it." "(laughter)" "Amen." "Amen." "(cheering and applause)" "Oh, and look at your ribs." "They're, they're extraordinary." "I need to get a fork." "Reo's." "Fabulous." "Let's just grab this mother." "(chuckling)" "Mmm, this is a nice bib I have here." "(Reo) You don't eat pork." "No, no pork on my fork." "No ham on my pan." "I'm rocking out with the baked beans." "And they taste incredible." "I just can't drive while I eat these beans." "Do it taste good to the audience?" "What y'all feel?" "(cheering and applause)" "(Martha) I think it's time to just maybe play a game." "So I'm gonna pass the bowl." "(laughter)" "Snoop, here, you choose a card and just answer a question." "You want me to pick it out for you?" "Thank you, baby." ""Have you ever gotten an injury from sex?"" "(laughter)" "Of course I'd pick that one." "Injury from sex?" "Yeah." "It broke my heart." "(audience) Aww... (laughter)" "Aww, Snoop." "He's laughing but he's crying." "(laughing)" "(fakes crying)" "Reo?" "My question is..." ""What's the dirtiest thing you done in a car?"" "Come on, Reo." "(laughing)" "He's not politically correct." "I don't know if I wanna know." "I don't know if I wanna know." "Putting your mom's makeup on." "Ohh..." "(laughing)" "Uncle Reo." "Auntie Reo." "That's a good one." "Oh, okay." ""Ever take a selfie with an audience?"" "I have and I'm gonna do it right now." "(cheering and applause)" "Okay, ready?" "You guys smile, wave... (cheering and applause) Okay, ready?" "(camera clicks, cheering and applause)" "Oh, my gosh, here's one." ""What did you buy when you got your first big check?"" "Mmm." "Well, truthfully, I was too stupid to spend it." "Mmm." "Woulda, coulda, shoulda." "Do you still got that check?" "Some of it." "Mmm." "Wow..." "(laughing)" "(Snoop) I'm worried about me." "A half pound of that thing... (laughter)" "You best believe Snoop Dogg definitely bought a half pound..." "And you do know that." "And then I went and got me a whole pound of that other thing." "Oh." "(laughter)" "Then I made a pound and a half." "How about it?" "That was a good investment." "Oh, great investment." "(laughter)" "I'm loving this but, um, when we get back," "Fat Joe and Remy Ma, they gonna perform their new song, "Cookin'"." ""Cookin'"!" "♪ When the pimp's in the crib, ma ♪" "♪ Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot ♪" "♪ Drop it like it" "♪ When the pigs try to get at you ♪" "♪ Park it like it's hot" "♪ Park it like it's hot, park it like ♪" "♪ If a hater get a attitude Mm-hmm." "♪ Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot ♪" "♪ Roley on my arm and I'm pourin' Chandon ♪" "♪ And I roll the best ooh, got it going... ♪" "(cheering and applause)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're cooking... ♪ We're cooking, baby... (Snoop) Welcome back." "Kelis, we'd like to thank you for coming out tonight." "Thank you." "DJ FredWreck." "Yes." "(cheering and applause)" "Fat Joe in the house." "(cheering and applause)" "And now, here with us tonight performing their new hot, hot, hot single, "Cookin'", please give it up for the one and only" "Fat Joe and the beautiful Remy Ma." "(cheering and applause)" "I say right about now, America!" "♪ It look like I been cookin'" "♪ It look like I been cookin'" "♪ It look like I been cookin'" "♪ It look like I been cookin'" "♪ Summer's gone and we still doin' Lebron numbers ♪" "♪ Make Rihanna want the Don on her ♪" "♪ Bag alert" "♪ Goyard on the duffel, so much makeup on the plate ♪" "♪ People swear I'm shaving' truffle, ha ♪" "♪ El Chapo notice me" "♪ He said work forever, my lady got bricks of Jodeci ♪" "♪ Don't it look like I been cookin'?" "♪" "♪ Trump in the trunk, half a ticket in the cushion ♪" "♪ Hit it once at the..." "heard enough, heard enough ♪" "♪ And she ain't even know she was a... yo ♪" "♪ Bad women, mami with the ---- eyes ♪" "♪ Half black, half white, that's my panda vibe ♪" "♪ Bad women, lovin' every one of 'em ♪" "♪ Ten chains, rockin' every one of 'em ♪" "♪ I'm in the club and they beggin' me to do with them ♪" "♪ Whip '17s, '16s ain't new enough ♪" "♪ It look like I been cookin'" "♪ It look like I been cookin'"