"Morgan, this is a bad idea." "Well, we can't stay here, Chuck." " I'm incomfortable with the plan." " Plan?" "What plan?" "This is survival." "That's her, we've been compromised." "I'm a ghost." "Morgan, you can't leave me like this, you can't do this to me man." " What are you doing?" " Escaping..." "From your own birthday party." "Hey, Ellie." "You look fan...tastic." "You know, it's just the thing is..." "Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in." "At my birthday party... 'cause we don't know anybody." "'Cause they're all your friends." "And they all happen to be doctors." "And the doctors we don't know don't get our jokes." "Well, your jokes." "Ok, my jokes." "Chuck." "I've invited real, live women, for you." "So, please." "Let's go." "Morgan, you stay here." "Need a hand, buddy?" "No, I'm ok." "I'm all right." "Okay boy." "We're gonna be social." "You're funny, you're smart, you're handsome." " Thank you." "There's captain awesome." " Please, don't call him that." "I've identified some candidates for Chuck, and they're awesome." "Let me introduce you to Chuck, Ellie's brother." "Hi Chuck, I've heard so much about you." "Are you in a costum?" "No, I work for the Nerd-Herd." "Nerd-Herd?" "that is so cute." "What do you really wanna do?" "Working on my 5-year plan, just need to choose a?" "farant" "What happened to you, did you hurt your hand?" "No, no it's a... from Call Of Duty, the controller chafe after several hours." " So Ellie said you went to Standford." " Yes, that's technically correct." "I graduated in 2002." " What was your major?" " Engineering." "Oh my God, I knew this great guy, who was an engineer." "He ran track, and I think he was a gymnast too." " Bryce Larkin, he was my roomate." " Yes." "What is he doing now?" "I think he is an accountant." "Time to say good bye." "gui :" "It's hard to say good bye." "Security breach." "Data?" "So, do you have a girlfriend?" "I did a while back in Standford." "Her name was Jill, we've met in freshman year." " That was a while back." " I remember when I met Jill, it was an economic class." "I was walking across the crowd and she had dropped her bag, and I was, like you know rushing to go and pick it up for her and... and she begun like do that all like you know like of a cartoon like bump heads" "it was a whole gang, ?" "Jill, Bryce..." "We had so much in common then." "How is he doing?" "Not awesome." "So there I was." "Jill with Bryce, me on the train home." "I guess she thought he was more exciting." "Open this door." "Larkin." "?" "Larkin!" "Freeze!" "Stop right there!" "Larkin, stop!" "Larkin is on the roof." "All units confirmed ?" "I repeat, Larkin is on the roof." "All units confirmed ?" "Don't move." "Too late, Casey." "Thanks for my party." "Your seven-layer dip tasted like?" "benj: gay?" "Can I tell you something?" "It really was eight layers?" "Even though we may ask, no women really wants to hear about an old girlfriend." "It's depressing." "Stanford was five years ago, you need to move on." " It's time." " Do we really had to have this" " conversation again?" " We've rehearsed it enough." "Get over job tomorrow." "Hey there." "?" "a really good time, huh?" "benj:" "Seems like ?" "I know I did." "Super." "Sure Chuck, you can talk to some women." "It's a start." "Blast from the past." "Bryce remembered your birthday too." "What?" "The guy that got you kicked out of school, who stole your girl, remember that guy?" "Yeah, Morgan I think I remember Bryce." "All right, well, what do we got here?" " What is it?" " Zork." "You remeber Zork, the old text-based video game." "Well Bryce and I programed our own version at the back at Standford using TRSID." "You guys were really cool." "If I can only remember what was in my hero's satchel" "The weapon that I would use to kill the terrible troll." "Right." "You know what?" "You're still really cool." "And, you're going home." " It is that time?" " It's that time." "Right." "Pedal safe." "Attack troll with nasty knife." "Chuck." "Chuck." "Dude." "Dude." "You're okay?" "Morgan?" "Yeah man, yeah it's me." "What happened?" "I was gonna ask you the same question." "Are you okay?" "Did you spike the punch." "Something goes wrong, you blame me." "After all these years, where's the trust?" "Yes I did." "?" "The 101 is clear universal city. ***airport security checking all vehicules..." "?" "So this morning I'm playing Xbox and I'm like dude "just let me get the sniper rifle I'll take care of it"." "The guy won't give you the sniper rifle." " I mean I need frag grenade." " Morgan, morgan , morgan." "As much as I would love to talk video games with you right now," "I got a really splitting headache and I..." "You know what, can you do me a favor?" "You're the one driving." "Are you, are you being serious." "You let me drive." "It's a company car Morgan, it's not that big a deal." "It's not just a company car, ok." "A hooptie's hooptie homeboy." "I mean this baby's sitting on chrome... or plastic." "Do me a favor and stay of the 5, ok?" "Cause the cops are in a phased deployment." "Ok, thanks for the tip?" "Fellow nerds." "Today is gonna be a very bad day." "We've got a new computer virus on our hands, they're calling this one the Irene Demova virus." "Yes, yes it's named after the serbian porn-star." "Lonely-dude-call volume will be high." "This is a nasty one kids, it's a computer killer." "Last night." "The display version of our presume express laptop was fried, when someone... decided to enter Miss Demova's web site, Hannah close the eye." "this is what happened." "?" "sexy" "Am I sexy?" "Sorry Chuck, she drives me crazy." "But that's love." "Ladies and gentlemen, if you please just ignore dirty uncle Morgan." "And I think that everything..." ""..." "later today, to deliver a speech before the Pacific Security League tomorrow evening..." "The general has drawn fire against criticism against administration..." "He's already here, he landed last night." "Who's already here Chuckles?" "I don't know." "Bryce Larkin was CIA." "Graham, he was one of your agents." "And it was an NSA's job to find him to question him, not to kill him." "Thanks to Rambo here, we've got nothing." "No, you've got a dead CIA agent." "It's a gold star in my book." " If this gets out." " It won't." "Nobody asked you." "Actually they did." "Major Casey is heading out this investigation." "So, what was Bryce after?" "What did this computeur do?" "This computer did everything." "After 9/11 the NSA and the CIA were told to play nice." "Share their intel, this is how we did it." "Every scrap of data we had went into this computer." "?" "paterns?" "we didn't." "The data was encrypted into thousands of images." "Whoever recieve Larkin's email got all of our secrets." "Find those secrets Casey." "I found this on Larkin." "Hard drive's fried." "We picked up a trace signature." "Where?" "Los Angeles." "Which is perfect, I'm feeling a little pasty." "Stop the presses." "Who's that?" "Vicki Vale." "Vicki Vale." "I hope I'm not interupting." "No, not at all." "That's from, it's from Batman." "Cause that makes it better." "Oh, hi, I'm morgan, this is Chuck." "I didn't think people still name their kids Chuck or Morgan for that matter." "My parents are sadists." "And carnival freaks found him in a dumpster." "But they raise me as one of their own." " How can I help you?" " Sarah." "I'm here about this." "Oh yeah, the Intellicell, yeah absolutely." "This model has a little screw that pops loose... right in the back here." "You just go ahead and give a couple quick turns." "And, good as new, no problem." "Wow, you geeks are good." "Nerds." "I would say nerds, probably more...." " No big deal, it's just..." " You know, yeah, I mean you know..." "Excuse me, excuse me." "I have an emergency, I don't know what I did wrong, but..." "I shot the entire recital but..." "now it won't play back." "Ok, ok, let me..." "I will just take a look and..." "You don't have a tape in here." "But it's digital." "Oh boy." "Right, yes." "But you still need digital tape." "Oh no, her mom's gonna kill me." " Morgan, I need the wall." " It's yours." "I'm so sorry." "You're ready." "What's wrong?" "I'm usually in the background." "Why?" "I'm too tall." "?" "ballerinas." "Can I tell you a secret." "But you can't tell the other girls." "Real ballerinas... are tall." "Did you get...?" "Does it work?" " Chuck." " Hi, Harry." "Look we'll be back up and run in five minutes." "Five minutes." "Do you know what five minutes means in Buy More dollars." "I didn't realized we have our own currency." " Look, I'm sorry about all the comotion..." " You're not stock boys anymore Chuck" "We are leaders." "Buy More leaders." "And you wonder why Big Mike wants me for assistant manager." "Why, there's an opened position?" "Big Mac didn't tell me about that." "And why should he?" "He knows you won't leave the comfort of the Herd." "Chuck, dude." "She left you her card." "Why would'nt you call this girl?" "Oh, I don't know, did you see her?" "Yes, oh man, yes." "Which is why I'm repeating the question." "Why would'nt you call this girl?" "Because I live on planet hearth Morgan." "Why are you following me home?" "Oh, compai, we are buddies, we're gonna do friends things and... and use your computer 'cause my cell ended up on me." " Irene Demova?" " So beautifull." "So deadly." "Yeah..." "No, you got to understand...?" "Please, not the computer." "Come on Chuck, do something." "Give me this." "That's my friend." "Ok ,ok, he's not that good of a friend." "Didn't you hang that shelf?" "Now I'm in through it." "Its dead, absolutly fried." "This hard drive was..." " murdered." " Thank you Lester." "Yeah." "What if you are the unwilling target of a ninja band head and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchucks." "That's super Jeff." "Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one." "And here I though I couldn't get anymore freaked out." "I'm gonna go buy some new locks next door at Large-Mart." "Oh, thank God... excuse me sir, do you know where they sell those..." "What do you want?" "No, sorry, sorry... nothing." "Nothing at all, just, I was..." "Oh my God, thank God, thank God, listen there's a guy here, he's trying to do... something, I don't know, you've got to call the cops, security, the guy is in front of?" "What kind of guy?" "Scary kind of terminator vibes, stubble red hair." "Black leather jacket?" "Yes, yes." "Like that guy?" "I have eyes on him, right now." "Like I said the computer was destroyed." "Beyond repair." "Ok." "It's done." "I want you in the air in an hour." "But what if he has an external drive ?" " A back up." " It's over Sarah." "The NSA has stepping in." "Bryce was CIA, is our guy." "?" "gui :" "And he ***buried***us." "Casey is on this way out." "You're being recalled." "Because of Casey, he's a burn out." "He's a killer Sarah?" "gui : old school./cold school" "I want you to listen to me." "What ever happened with Bryce, you couldn't have know, you couldn't have stop it." "But I can fix it." "If there's a back up, I'll find it." "Just give me twelve hours." "I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind, I'm losing my mind." "Morgan, not now." "Hi, hi." "Uh, phone trouble, again?" "Uh, yeah, I'm not sure I'll be able to receive calls cause...." "I never got one from you." "?" "gui :" "Oh, man she got..." "I'm sorry I left so quickly yesterday." "I had an apointement with the realtor, I just moved here." "Welcome." "Thanks." "And I don't really know anyone here." "I was wondering if you would chill me around." "That is, if you're free?" "Oh, he's free." "He's got nothing but time on his hands, he's very available." "You guys gonna have a great time." "What's that, sir?" "Xerox machine, I'm on it." "Apparently my schedule is wide open." "Great." "Hey, Chuck." "Ellie, Captain, don't freak out." "Remain calm." "I have some news." "Chuck got a date." "What?" " Who?" " Way to go, Chuck." "That's awesome." "Oh God, what are you gonna wear?" "So, Sarah... she's nice?" "Pretty?" "Yeah, actually Morgan met her online, in this kind of chatroom." "I'm totally kinding." "Try it on." " I'm a girl, I know what girls like." " Honestly I..." "I'll go change." "Chuck." "Hey, so, these were left over from the party." "And, hum, don't forget." "What?" "Not the old girlfriend?" "benj:" "About the old girlfriend **" "Great, got it, no mention of Jill." "?" "?" "?" "benj :" "A dad quote, I'm impressed?" "?" "benj:" "I love you, have fun." "I will, I'll try." "It's just, he grow up so fast, you know." "Go home Morgan." "Just go home, go home." "He's picking me up for a date." "You're on your own on this one Sarah." "I can't help you if something goes wrong." "I don't know about this guy, Graham." "Nice guys aren't sent governement secret." "What should I do if he runs." "Kill him." "So, yeah I leave with my sister and her boyfriend Captain Awesome." "No." "It's true though." "So, so wait you called him Captain Awesome." "Yeah, wait till you meet him." "Everything he does he awesome, climbing montains, jumping out of planes ?" " Flossing." " That's funny." " Well, I'm a funny guy." " Clearly." "Wich is good cause I'm am not funny." "Is that you're big secret by the way." "Cause, I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you." "Oh, plenty, believe me." "And I was thinking, either she's a canibal or she's really not that funny." "And I was pulling for canibal cause I've never met one before." "Not a canibal." "But I did just come out of a long relationship, so I make home with bagage." "Oh, I can be a very good bagage handler." "Uh, so the guy, the ex, the guy, the ex is the reason why you moved here from..." " Uh, D.C. yeah." " Right." "After I realised that all of my friends were his friends... and that everything about washington reminded me of Bruce..." "I needed a change." "A big one." "Bruce, yeah." "You give me crap for being Chuck and you went out with a Bruce." "That's nice, that's real good." "So, what about you, what skeletons do you have in your closet?" "Any secrets?" "Any woman?" "Uh, yeah." "Yeah, uh, actually, a while back in college, there was someone." "Actually, that's all over with now and her restraining orders are specific." " So..." " I like you, Chuck." "Where are we going?" "Well, do you like music?" "I guess." "You guess, what your favorite band?" "Oh my Gosh." "Oh my Gosh." "God, I'm not funny, I don't listen to music, this must be your worst date ever, right?" "I was waiting for you to say, no." "Sorry, sorry, I kind of zoned out there for a second." "No." "No, no, no, God, no, I..." "I've had, I've had much, much worst, much worst dates." "Experiences over all with, with women." " In eleventh grade, actually." " Eleventh grade." "Oh, you have to go back that far," " come on." " I don't really date all that much." "Chuck Bartowski is?" "NSA director wants him with a pulse." "We find out, who is working with and what he knows." "He lives." "CIA?" ", think and kill." " They're good." " Good... good." "Let's dance." "I am not really a dancer." " What is the fire." " Chuck give me your keys." "I don't mean to be old-fashioned but the company only wants employee nerds driving the Nerd-Herd mobile, I mean it's kind of, you know..." "Get in the car." "How did you get in my car?" "Get in the car, right now!" "Just get in." "What is going on?" "Sarah, you're not even looking." "Wait, wait, wait, who are these guys, what do they want?" "Oh my God, oh my God." "Oh my god." "Oh my God, I'm gonna die." " Tell me when to turn." " What?" "Left five seconds !" " Your left or my left." " What?" "Too late." "Computer emergency." "Listen to me Chuck, those men will hurt you" "They're here for me and I send them after you." "benj:" "They're from the NSA and they're after you." "Me?" "Why?" "Wait, wait, wait, why me, I am nobody," "I'm the supervisor of Nerd-Herd at a Buy More." "?" "assistant store manager and I don't even know if I want that job." "Hey, you know that's not your problem." "But that is." "Back." "Back." " Let's go." " Wait." "Sarah look out!" "Sarah, Sarah." "Request emergency?" "track location, we're on foot." "Let's go!" "How well did you know Bryce Larkin?" "What?" "How do you know..." "how do you know Bryce?" "We worked together at the CIA." "The what?" "The CIA ," "Bryce is a spy, Bryce Larkin from Connecticut is a spy." "A broke spy, did he tried to contact you?" "I haven't heard from Bryce in a..." "Wait no, he sends me an email." "Did you open it?" "Yeah, it was a line from Zork." "What?" "Uh, Zork, it's video game we used to play." "There was a riddle and I solve it, and then there were pictures lot of pictures." "You saw them." "You're a computer geek, did you back it up, is there an external drive?" "It crashed a week ago." "Wait, wait, wait, was I supposed to look at those pictures." "Ok, I may have to?" "just don't freak out." "Why?" "It's late, I'm tired." "Let's cut the crap and give it to me now." "He's belong to NSA." "CIA gets him first." "You come any closer and I shoot you." "Sarah." "I'm freakin out." "You shoot him I shoot you." "We're both your buddies her,?" "I think?" "pancakes." "Chuck, No!" "They're gonna kill him." "Kill who?" "Standfield, the general, the general Standfield the?" "guy." "Look, something's wrong with me, ok." "I don't know what it is but something is very, very wrong with me, and I'm remembering things that I shouldn't know." "Ok, Chuck, talk to me." "Like what?" "I don' know, I don't know, for example...." "There was, there was a surveillant demolition expert at the Large-Mart today." "That's kind of an odd, wouldn't you see ?" "Look, last week, the NSA, you guys, intercepted some blue prints." "Blue prints of a hotel, that's hotel." "And then the CIA, you guys found a file with schematics of a bomb in Prague." "The bomb is in that hotel." "He was working with Bryce." "No, he opened Bryce's email." "Chuck, the pictures that you saw where incoded with secrets." "Governement secrets, if you saw them, then you know them." "There were thousands of them." "Wait a minute." "You're telling me all of our secrets... are in his head." "Chuck is the computer." "What did you say?" "What does that mean?" "You have to listen to me." "You have to tell us where..." "What's happening to me?" "You said there was a bomb." "Is there time to stop it?" "What, what, what, are you crazy?" "We're the good guys." "We get paid to keep bombs from exploding." "Look, I can't, I can't help you." "Ok, I really whish that I could, but I can't." "Call Bryce, he's the guy that can save the..." "Bryce is dead." "He died sending those secrets to you." "Bryce is dead." "Yeah, and he's gonna have a lot of company unless you start talking." "So pretty please, can we defuse the bomb now." "According to the schedule." "The general is already on stage." "It's our mission to give our nations diplomats." "The military perspective on the world issue... now." "Maybe it was just because?" "Wait, you can't take him in, he's too valuable." "Ok, Charlie?" "you stay here, but you tell us were to go." "Uh, the easiest way?" "The fastest, Chuck." "The fastest." "Got it." "Chuck, stop!" "Chuck, wait!" "?" "to speak out, to take action." " Bomb's ticking, Chuck." " Which way?" "?" "This way, this way, this way." "Sorry?" "This way, this way." "?" "Chuck, where is it?" "I don't know, I don't..." "That's it." "?" "Oh God." "No time to evacuate, ideas?" "Disconnect the laptop." "There's an alarm triger, the cables?" "No, definetely a trap." "?" "There is..." "Ladies and gentlemen, we may have a?" "Chuck, is there anything else you remember about the bomb." " Hi, Morgan." " Hey, how is it going." " Little busy right now, budy." " In a good way?" "Details." " Why are you calling?" " I don't know." "I'm lying on your bed, Ellie's with the Captain." "?" "?" "Ok, ok, I have an idea." "That's not a Xbox." "And you're not a X-men." "I understand that, this is a prism express labtop, ok." "We sell this at our store, it as a DOS overwrite." "I think I can do this." "I can do this, please." "He's our best shot." "Mr Bomb." "We appreciate your internet." "He's searching for porn." "?" "Sexy" "Am I sexy?" "?" "You did it." "I did it." "I did it" "I..." "I defuse... a real bomb." "I defuse?" "What, what if I was wrong?" "Don't puke on the C-4." " He's coming with me." " He's coming with me." " What if this is a fluke." " And what if it wasn't." "What if he can stop something bigger." "Fine, drop him in a?" " He'll tell us what we wanna know." " Casey, he don't know how it works." "What trigers the memory." "?" "Not my job." "I break things, I don't fix them." "What about his job and his friends?" "What do we do about his sister?" "What about my sister." " Nothing, we were just discussing." " No, no, no, no, hold on a second." "You have to leave my familly and my friends out." "We'll see." "But Bryce send that email to me." "I'm the one remembering your secrets." "Which means, you have to listen to me, both of you." "And right now." "I'm gonna go home." "No, you're not." "Not now." "You." "You need me." "How long you've been here?" "All night." "There's nowhere I can run these days." "Not from us." "Talk to me, Chuck." "Yesterday, I was making eleven bucks an hour to fix computers." "Now I have one in my brain." "And I can't figure out why Bryce did this." "Why he chose me." "What are you gonna do with me?" "What happens now?" "For now, you go back to your home life." "We will protect you and you'll work with us." "My sister, my friends, are they in danger?" "All night." "Do you how worry I was, I even called Morgan, you could have let me know..." "Shut up." "Tell them nothing to keep them safe." "Early morning, I've seizures, so..." "Group hug, huh?" " Ok." " Awesome." "I need you to do one more thing for me." "Yeah." "Trust me, Chuck." "Well, wish me luck." "Sorry man." "Go get'em." "I didn't think, you'll apply." "Well, huh..." "I think I'm ready for this Big Mike, and what it means, responsability, decisive leadership." "Save it for the interview." "?" " Oky doky." "Don't freak out."