"Subtitle created by" " Aorion - "Barely Lethal 2015" ^ (Run time : 01:33:18)" "I never knew my parents." "The only thing I ever knew was Prescott." "It's a top secret, government run school that turn little girls... into killing machines." "Not bad." "Burn it again." "Back in the line, grandma." "97, you're up!" "Move!" "Time trial start in 3... 2.. 1.." "Hardman, the head of Prescott had some... unique ideas about education." "It's all about putting holes in the subject." "See what I mean." "Ladies." "Prepare to spring some leaks." "Engage!" "It's all about vulnerability." "I..." "Now, we may have all been orphans." "But we were never allow to become a family." "...cardiac arteries." "Pens up!" "To be a Prescott is to be an island." "It is you and you alone out there." "What do we say ladies." "No... attachments..." "No..." "attachments." "Yeah." "That part never sounded right to me." "Engage!" "But I was good at everything else." "The best, actually." "As much as I wanted to make friends." "That was just never going to happen here." "Begin." "Bad intentions ladies." "Bad intentions." "Every punch has a purpose." "Strike and move." "Strike and move." "Flow..." "Elbows... knees..." "React." "Hammer fist, Ladies." "You're not training to save your lives." "You're training to take someone elses'." "Bitch." "I was the first one in my class to be activated." "As usual, 84 didn't take it well." "MOSCOW" "It takes a certain mind set to do this kind of work." "That's why they get to us so young." "Plus." "Who would ever suspect a kid." "Not this guy." "What can I say." "He trained us well." "BERLIN" "Sure, I got to see the world." "But what I couldn't help noticed." "Was this whole other world I was missing." "SHANGHAI" "I wanted to know what normal kids did." "So I started gathering Intel." "Meet Victoria Knox." "America expat turns arm dealer." "If you are a terrorist." "And you want to kill some folks" "This..." "is the person you call." "Don't let her good looks fool you." "She has an IQ of 140" "And she will use it to kill you." "She was last seen in Corsica 3 years ago." "Until she resurfaced 8 hours ago and will probably be gone in 8 more." "Unless we bring her in." "Correction." "Unless you catch her." "Agent 83 and bring her in... alive." " Wait." "What?" " Just settle down." "You're beating 84." "Beating?" "This should be my mission." "I studied the case file." "She's over there sniffing Ke$ha the new fragrance by Ke$ha." "I said some of..." "You need to get your head in the game." "Agent 83." "Because Victoria Knox will take it off!" "If we follow the profile, everyone will come home safely." "And remember..." " We're not in..." " In the rescue business." "What she said." "Gear up." "We're wheels up in 1 hour." "CHECHNYA" "Knox was a legend." "Ruthless." "Vindictive." "And she has a thing for taking out Prescotts." "Got some bad news." "You're dead." "Hey guys." " You make him comfortable?" " 36 hours alone in the box." "Oh good." "Good, good, good." "Copenhagen." "Hi, peek a boo..." "Copenhagen is mine." "Johannesburg." "Remember me." "Like having a gun to you face." "Feels good doesn't it." "And you." "Finally gotcha." "Gotcha." "You got nothing, kid." "What do you plant to do with that?" "Still playing dressed up with double O-7 year olds." " Where is she?" " You missing someone?" "You mad at me?" "Let's just say I'm a little disappointed with your life choices." "Set her ass down somewhere." "Hi." "What's your name?" "83." "Come back." "83." "Come in if you hear me." "Give us a visual, anything." "83." "This is Hardman, come in." "83, come in." "Give us a sign you're down there." "I didn't plan for it to turn out like this." "But there was no turning back now." "This was my chance to escape." "83." "This is your last chance." "Sir." "No visual, no audio." "She's not responding." "Mark it." "83." "Inactive." "I couldn't believe it." "mission "High school" was a go." "NEWTON" "NEWTON, USA" "Last chance to back out..." " Foreign exchange student was your idea." " And that was 6 years ago." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi, I'm Megan." "Oh." "Sorry." "Do we hug?" "Well, what do you do with your family?" "Uh, it's different there." " Hugs are good." "Hi." " Okay." "Hi." "I'm Penny" " Hi." " This is Parker." "Hey, Parker." " This is Liz." " Of cos." "Ew." "No." "Don't touch me till I've seen your papers." " Elizabeth." " What!" "Oh, Mr Larson." "Hey." " Oh my." " Whoa." " Oh no." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." " Hey, come on." " Excuse us." " Uh, he..." "I, I saw in the profile." "The picture of all of you." "No, no, no." "It's okay." "It's just the 3 of us." "I'm, I'm." "I'm divorced." "I'm sorry." "No, I'm fine." "I'm fine." "We're fine." "You know." "Even better, actually." "Some people make it work." "Others, you know." "That he run off with a pharmaceutical rep." "Spinning your life series on a pontoon boat." "So." "Are you parents still together?" "My are dead." "I'll get the car." "Well." "I think what you're doing is very brave." "Adjusting to a new culture is is hard." "You now what else is hard?" "Ninja training." "But I do it anyway." " Is that under, under your arm." " Nope." "Your love is baked" "It was ninja training." "Okay." "And I guess that dad is just gonna pontoon back any day now too, huh." "Okay, Elizabeth." "Let's not ruin dinner." "I'm a shadow warrior." "Yeah." "That's cool." "I'm a secret agent." "Shh..." "Well." "If there is anything that's special that you like to do." "You know." "You could just make a list." "And I'm sure Lizzy would be trill, trill to show you." "Isn't that right, sweetheart." "I would love to take the school." "You do not apoop on the bus." " Okay, Parker." "No poop." " What?" "I know a poop when I see that." "You can't fight with that." "1." "That's disgusting." "2..." "I do not..." "ride in the bus." "But it's a clench essential high school experience." "So is mono." "What is mono?" "Kids get it from kissing." "I think mouth it." "You seriously just ruined my appetite." "Hey." " You have everything you need?" " Yeah." "Just prepping." " Is transpo still look likes it's at 700." " Uh, transpo?" "The bus, sorry." "Oh, yeah." "No, it usually rolls by at 7." "Okay." "Got it." "You know." "We're really glad you're here." " Thanks, me too." " Okay." "Good night." "Okay." "Normal 16 year old." "Normal 16 year old." "NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL" "Fresh meat!" "Oh my god." "Jesus!" "Freak show!" "What do you want from me?" " I thought we could walk together." " Are you on bath salts?" "It's like you have social herpes and you want to." "spit it back in my mouth" " That's really gross." " So is your make up." "God. you look like you had a one night stand with Mr potato head." "Look." "I have 9 months, 3 weeks and 5 days until I escape this post progressive psych ward." "And you, are not going to mess this up." "Just." "Wipe all that off." "Put these on and just..." "Try not to talk to me, okay." "Welcome, vikings!" "Hey everyone!" "Now let's see some school spirit." "Come on, spell it with me." "Come on." "V I K I ... okay." " Okay." " Some of them spell by themselves, huh." "Alright." "Well, I have great news." " Our campus is now a nut free zone." " Yeah!" "Finally!" "Absolutely, Gooch." "That's right." "As long as I'm principal" "You'll never see another student with nuts in their mouth." "No promises!" "Ha ha." "It's going to be a long year, I see." "I'm also excited because..." "For the first time..." "Newton High School is participating in a brand new foreign student exchange program." "You know we need more diversity." "We only have like 2 Cambodians and 1 Mexican." "I take it this is your first assembly." "Yeah." "Isn't this awesome." "Not usually, but okay." "Are you a member of the band?" "No." "I'm actually more on the engineering side." "I do a lighting board and design." "Oh, look at that." "Wow." "So, that's your thing then." "AV geek." "I got it , I got it." "I saw something, I heard about you." " Right, yeah." "No, it's just that.." " Right, I figured." "Only, not the 90s." "You know." "Just what ever happens out there." "Don't let them get to you." "Alright then." "Alright." "Please join me and welcoming." "Our foreign exchange student all the way from exotic.." "Oh, come on man." "Canada?" "For real?" "Please put your hands together for miss Megan Walsh." " Alright." "That's my name" " That's you." "Go, go." "Come on everybody." "Make some noise." " Woo!" "Yeah!" " Come on people!" "Thank you." "Hey guys." "I'm Megan." "I'm from Regina, Saskatchewan." "I'm really psych to join the long and proud legacy of Viking among nigh" " Hey, did you say virgina." " Yes it's in Saskatchewan." " Don't wax your virgina." " Okay Gooch." " Canada sucks a dick." " Put on your pajamas." "Why are you even here." "Go home." "No, now guys." "Please shh.." "Take back tipper." "Take back tipper." "Stop." "Stop, stop." "Take back tipper." "Take back tipper." "Megan from Canada." "I'm just a simple de nada." "Oh, Cash." "I could change" "All my calendars, if your smile walk in on me." "Megan from Canada, everyone." "Hey, they can be a tough crowd." "Don't worry." "You're gonna be a nickel." "Thanks." " Totem pole." " Totem pole." "Thank you." "Wow!" "What an entrance." "What an entrance." "Okay." "Let's give it up for our little rock group." "That was number 24 on the iTunes' download list back in march." "Newton High's own emotacon." " Oh, there she is." " Hey, Megan." "Hi, I'm Missy." "I'm so sorry about that behavior at assembly." " Kids can be so cruel." " It wasn't okay." " Want to join us." " Come sit, come sit." "Wow." "Sure thanks." "Pom poms, huh." "You're cheerleaders, aren't you?" "Oh absolutely." " I know what angel you're running." " Angle?" "Oh, I've seen "Mean girls", twice." "You're going to invite me to sit." "Then weaken my defenses and then embarrass me in some elaborate prank to assert your social dominance." " What?" " Nice try." "I thought we were nice." "Gooch." "Enough with the paper aeroplanes." "Welcome back." "Welcome back." "First day blues, I get it, alright." "Get in you sits" "Put your books on the table and open them up to the first page." " Oh." "No!" "Gooch" " Yeah" " Gooch." " Sorry" "Why can't you be more like Cash." "See he's got his book out." "Right." " Hi." " You need a seat." "Megan from Canada, right?" "AV geek." "Well, it's Roger." "Oh." "Alright here." " Hungry?" "No?" "Okay." " No." " Sit down." " Thanks." " I guess he didn't need that." " Yeah." "Oh no." "I hope it didn't uh 'kermit' suicide." "I heard that this class is riveting" "Well." "I wouldn't 'leap' to conclusions." "Mr Drumm can be pretty rough." "Hey, new girl." "Focus." "Told you so." "Okay uh." "Hey." "I know everybody got to sit with their buddies today." "I'm the one who chooses the lab partners." "So uh." "Tomorrow, the sitting charts would be up." "And we'll have a wonderful time." "Now get out of here." "I'm not kidding." "Get out of here, go ." "Nice knowing you." "Hold on there mister." "Hold on there." "I know what you are doing after school." " What?" " You jamming with me." "You know, I play a little slide trombone." "You know, slide trombone." "Uh-huh." "Yeah." " Let's jam." " Sure" " Seven sash." " Uh-huh." " Alright." "I like your spunk." " Cool." "Okay." "Get out of here." "Oh." "Canada." "Oh..." "Oh..." "Okay." "I'll be here at 4 o'clock to pick you up." "I'll text you if I'm running late." "You do the same okay." " Okay." " I want to know your 20 every 20." "But no 4-20." "I'm serious." " What am I talking about." " You're talking about weed." " How do you know that?" " What do you mean because..." "What are you?" "Heroin kumah." "No." "I'm a teenager and I go to high school." "So." "I'm not saying I smoke weed but people smoke weed." "No." "It is a gateway drug." "It is a gateway drug." "You smoked weed." "And then guess what." "Meth equals death." "Crack is wreck." "Cokes no joke." "See how it all rhymes like that." "It's like a poem about dieing from drugs." "Hey, I got to go." "Okay." "Hey." "Also hash is very bad for you." "Cos it's more intense than weed." "It's like really compact and you'll freak out." "I had a major freaked out." "Okay." "Hey." "Hello." " Hey." " Hey." "So funny we ended up together." "Yeah, biology is kind of tricky and you seem really smart." "Yeah, it's definitely a good match." "Hi." "I think you're in my seat." " Hi, Cash." " You're in her seat Hi, Cash." " Trust me." "I'm at station 6." " Yeah, no." "I'm pretty sure I'm there." " Did everybody find their seats okay?" " Come on Canada, out of my seat." "Every year I pick a very special someone to be my Lab assistant." "And guess what?" "Who is it going to be.." "Ee-Nee-Me-Nee-My-Nee- Cash." "Come this way brother." "Shining like a rock star." "And uh, you two females, you can be partners." "Have fun with Regina." "Cold, hard Cash." "Get over here I say." "Megan, hi." "Couldn't help notice you're into Cash, huh." "I don't blame you." "If I wasn't such a strict vegan," "I'll be like all over that." "Tell me about it." "So ironic thou." "All of those groupies and sluts like constantly hang all over him" "Yeah, they're not even his type." " What is his type?" " Girls who like pressing up." " Like models?" " Not even close." "Mascots." "All my high school research suggest that they're awkward loners." "Not musical enough for the band." "Too uncoordinated for track." "I know it sounds weird." "But school spirit, it's like really big, here." "And Cash, loves school spirit." "Yeah." "Why do you think emotacon performs like every pep rally." "School spirit." "Yeah." "I mean who wants to be a rando screaming at him from the audience." "I wouldn't." " But mascots, they go back stage." " They go back stage." " You will have him, all to yourself." " Mano a mano." "Mano a mascot." "But heh, you should hurry huh." "Cos you know what?" "Somebody else could get that spot." " Yeah, like totem pole." " Totem pole." " Uh-huh." " Right." "Thanks." " Uh-huh." "Ha!" " How did I do?" " Yeah, it's great kid." "A lot of spirit." "Job's all yours." "Yes." "95... 96..." "97... 98.." "99..." "100..." "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood," "And sorry I could not travel both" "And be one traveler, long I stood" "Megan." "Care to join us?" " 2 paths in the wood." " Um-hum." "Probably an ambush." "I'd wait until nightfall when they're asleep and vulnerable, then advanced inside a treeline." "Maybe uh... rigged a trip wire, in case he tries to double back." "Okay." "Well." "Liz." "I'll be locking my door tonight if I were you." "Sweet answer." "Weirdo." "And, anyone else?" "Whatever that was." "But my is this serial killer part of it." "Brilliant, you guys." "Aw!" "Why do you want?" " Who sent you?" " I surrender, I surrender." " Who are you!" " I'm Leonard Steinman." "I'm a sophomore at Lincoln." "I wanted to hold the mascot ransom." "It's tradition." " Kidnapping is a high school tradition." " Yeah." "High school tradition." "Not the face." "Not the face." "Sweet move, Canada." "Hey." "Megan." "Hey." "You alright?" "You lost your head out there." "I got to go." "I'm sorry." "Oh..." "god..." " There he is." " Yup" " How we're doing sport?" " Good." "Alright." "Who uh, who's the girl there?" "Oh uh." "She's just a new student." "Yeah." "Alright." "But you think she's cute right." "Uh yeah." "She's really cute." "What do you call them?" "Like a hotie, it's... it's what it's a ..." "Hottie-biscotti." "No." "You just like, oh she's hot." " Yeah, yeah." "She's like a babe." " Yeah." "Or you said like a bitch." "Like uh, look at this bitch." "No." "I wouldn't." "I wouldn't say that, that's so rude." "Yeah." "Sorry about that." " Can we just go home." " Yup." "But you know your man is here to talk." "If you want to talk about anything at all." " Okay, I know." " Okay." "Like sex or..." "Intercourse." " Just go dad." " Let's go." "Come on 83." "Think!" "Fall back on your training." "Stick to the profile." "MISSION PROFILE" "This profile is all wrong." "Okay." "Whoa, whoa, whoa..." "What's going on honey?" "All this Intel, it's wrong!" "I can never show my face again." "I've got it all wrong, all wrong with everything." "It's like I'm suffocating, but..." "Simulated drowning." "That I can." "That I can deal with." "Just." "This stuff is so much worst." "I can't." "I can't do it." "I can't take another second of it." "It's just..." "It's..." "It's high school That's all it is." "Okay, look." "Come here." "You know." "Some thrive." "And it's the best years of their lives." "Others..." "Other's spent 4 years being mocked for wearing a thick black ribbon in their hair like Madonna." "In that "Lucky star" video." " What?" " Oh, Google it." "But we suffered through it." "Not because we're being strong or..." "Staying true to our personal style." "But because taking that ribbon off." "Would mean revealing to those bastards with tiny balls that we're hiding in the first place." "Hypothetically." "Look." "What you're feeling is normal." "High school is a conflicting time." "Okay." "Parental advice." "Terminated." "Bring it in." "Give me a hug." "Okay." "Stop." "I had it taken care of, years ago." "I hope you've enjoyed our hospitality." "Alright." "All you got to do is give me the name of your supplier." "I'll see to it, you rot here in dignity." "Showers, once a week." ""The L word" box set." "French toast on Sundays." "That's really nice of you" "We both know everybody talks." "We also both know." "That I'm not just anybody." "Am I, 'Dumbledore'.?" "If you play your cards right." "We might even let you come back and play for the good guys." "The good guys?" "You destroy lives." "Only those that need to be destroyed." "I'm not talking about the targets." "Sir, I have something you need to..." "But, sir." "She's cute." "Last chance to talk." "Fine." "Don't go anywhere." "I'll be right here." "You know what I like about the people I do business with." "They know they're assholes." "Something funny?" "You'll regret this." "Yeah!" "Yeah..." "Yeah!" "Regina!" " What's going on?" " Is that a joke?" "85 thousands views, since just last night." " I'm viral?" " Like HPV." "Even rayped Ralph is a fan." "Dude, check this out." "This guy's gonna be tromboned." "Just like...right in the dick..." "oh." "Ho ho ho." "Yo." "We showed those deebags from Lincoln" "Hey." "This is why you don't mess with us Vikings!" "Oh yeah!" "Regina...!" "Regina...!" "Whatever." "Cos she's gonna get really fat in college." "I don't get it?" "I'm on camera acting bad shit psycho." "That's usually what gets people trembling." "No, no, no..." "I can't be on the internet." "That's bad Liz." "That's really bad." "There you are." "So uh." "We're jamming this weekend." "Why don't you stop by." "Yeah." "Sure." " Sounds nickel." " Nickel." " Awesome." "Catch you then." " Catch you then." "Obviously, not all bad." "Look." "You may have all of these people fooled." "But you and I both know you're stretchier than a 2 am waffle house." "Oh my god!" " I'm so sorry." " No." " You really shouldn't sneak up on people." " No, no, no..." "It's totally my mistake." "Okay." "You okay?" " Sorry." " Welcome." "Thanks ." "This place is really cool." "Here's some ice." "Thank you so much." "You know I'm not..." " I'm not as fragile as Mazzy take down would suggest" " Alright." "Yeah." "You caught me off guard so." " So I usually, I can defend myself." " Right." "No, I..." " I did notice that a number of offness, I did." " Oh thanks." "So." "You on pace to be emotacon last video release." "That's pretty cool." " Yeah." "How do you turn off the internet." " Really." "You know a lot of people would kill for that, that kind of attraction." "Yeah, I don't know." "I just." "Prefer to stay below the radar." "Okay, so maybe you used to cleave anymore Taekwondo smack down, is that it." "That was actually more a mix of Capoeira and aikido" "Taekwondo was what I just did on you." "But when face with multiple opponents." "It's..." " What?" " You're weird." " Oh." " Yeah." "But I like it, it's cool." "Were you parents in the military or something?" "Oh, sorry." "Uh, parents are bad topic." "They both died when I was really young." "I was raised by a foster family" "Sorry, I had no idea." "I just... stupid." "No, It's fine." "How would you have known" "I don't know." "Well." "I'm sorry." "Just don't let it happen again." "Or you might need more ice packs." "Oh yeah." "Lara Croft." "You know, I want a rematch." " Do you?" " Yeah, put them up." " Alright." " See." "Here." "Hit it." " Really." "I don't want to hurt you." " Yeah, just hit it." "Okay come on." "Aw, aw, aw." "That hurts." "I'm daze." " I need the ice." " Rodrigo." "Are we set up?" "Oh, yeah." "I just." "Give me 1 second." "Okay." " Hey." " Hi" " I'm glad you can make it." " Me too." "You think you can do me a favor." "I can try." "Yeah." "Come on." "So I'm working on this new song." "But." "I'm just so inside of it now." "I could use an honest opinion if you don't mind." "No." "It's pretty rough so..." "I be gentle." " You're handling it pretty well." " What's that." "The fame monster." "She can be a beast." "It's um." "It's nice talking to someone who understands the pressure." " Thanks." " Yeah." "No, that's uh." "That's me." "Pressure understander." "You know that guard could have totally seen you." "No way." "I was in stealth mode." "Stealth mode?" "A compound like this would have counter Intel at it's ears." "Motion sensors." "Hyperspectral imaging." "There's no way you can just tip top down the hall." "A high value target is never going to be vulnerable to a face to face take now." " His not?" " No." "Look, you got to..." "Engineer a pass of campaign of mental anguish basically alienating the target from those nearest to him." "He'll draw up paranoia and suspicion gall and eventually he'll just kill himself." "I'm not sure if there's a button for that." "Right um." "Just, choke him out with that lamp cord there.." "Nickel." "Thanks babe." "I should." "I should probably get going." "Yeah." "No doubt." "Hey listen." "Before you bounce." "Gooch ran through out of town." "So we're throwing down this Friday." " You got to be there." " Are you serious?" "All parents away in your party." "Oh my god this day couldn't get any better." "Pittsburgh I think" "Buts Gooch's parties are legendary." "You down?" "Down." "I'm down." "Yeah." "Nickel." " Totem pole." " Totem pole." "Greetings 83." " Good evening, 83." " How did you find me." "Same way I learned to tie bow ties and slice a pineapple." "YouTube." "So." "Who're you working for, huh?" "Eastern Bloc, Azevedo or Langley." "I'm not working for anybody, okay." "skip the lies." "And just let Pedro here go ahead and do his thing." "You down with that." "That be hot right." "Hardman please." "You know what." "Just stand down Pedro." "You know what I'm going to do?" "I'm going to go ahead and cut right through the truth." "Zyrov." "Seriously?" "It doesn't even worked." "Yeah, seriously." "Now we're going to see if it works" "Why... did... you... run... away...?" "83..." "83..." "One more time." "Why did you run away?" "You deprive me of my childhood." "I couldn't just raise my hand and say:" ""Excuse me, sir." "I don't think I really want to be an assassin." "Can I please be excuse from this secret mountain killing school."" "Please, please." "Can we just stop the water works." "Okay." "Let's get to the bottom of this." "Who are you working for?" "Nobody." "I'm not working for anybody, I promise." "Okay, I worked for Stavro for a few weeks over the summer just to make some extra cash." "I didn't think you would mind." "Aziz, Fortaleza, Zerbaro When the hell were you in Levignac." "Stavro Pizzeria." "It's the world's largest mall base Italian restaurant chain." " They make these garlic knots." " Amazing garlic knots." "I just want to be normal." "You're a Prescott." "Prescott don't cry." "Why is she crying?" "Her struggle to find her own identity." "Emotion turbulence of a first crush." "Maybe she watched the notebook one too many times." "Adolescence is a very volatile time for a young woman." " He so gets me." " 83!" "You are a rogue agent." "This is got to end." "Whoa, whoa, whoa..." "Okay,okay, okay." "Hold on now." "You just cant' take me." "Missing girl in a small town would throw up all kinds of red flags." "Amber alert." "Hello?" "I need to go back and tie up loose ends." "At least just..." "Say my grandma got sick or something." " I like it." " Okay." "Okay." "But it's got to be done now." "You understand." "Megan, from Regina." " It's pronounced." " I know how it's pronounced." "Mega, from Canada." "Has got to disappear." "Forever." "You got it." "Alright, cut her loose." "Hey!" "Ninja turtle." "Come on." "Wash up." "Bed." "Um Parker." "Where did you get that?" " Oh my god!" " Sorry Megan." "Go, go, go." "Hey." "Are you okay?" " Are you okay?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I'm good." "I'm fine." " Okay." " Keys..." "Keys to tuck and roll." "I'm sorry." "Tuck and what?" "Were those secret agents?" " They were Parker." " Yes." "But I'm fine." "Now I'm okay." "I mean look at this." "The sun is out." "The clouds are shinning." "You are Parker and you are Liz." " You're scared of me." " Hell yes, I am." "Not, not just me though." "I mean you fear the world." "Every morning, you dress yourself in this cloak of sarcasm." "But stripped fair of this defense." "You be force to forge your connections with the near peer group." "Allowing the people to see the true Liz." "Go back to fail, Elizabeth." "I'll not reject you." "You talk funny." "Another fine observation." "You sensitive boy with no father figure." "Oh my god!" "Okay." "She's so get to you." "Shut up and grab her ankles." "You okay?" "Yeah." "I just." "I just.. just sort of felt weird." "Felt like I was toss from a moving car." "I know that feeling." "So uh." "Are you going to Gooch's party." "I don't know." "I mean, it's just that my dads is not really big on parties so I 'll have to ask." " Over protective." " Hyper vigilant, domineering, intrusive any of those work." "I know what you mean." "My foster parents can be pretty controlling sometimes." "Oh yeah." "What, they ground you a lot?" "More like solitary confinement." "Wow." "CANRA really does suck." "I was never really given the chance to figure out what I want." "Practically I have to fake my own death just to get out of there." "Well." "I mean at least you stood up for yourself." "That's cool." "Cos sometimes I wish I had a way out." "A way out, of here?" "Why would you ever want to leave this place." "I guess it's just the time for something new." "I guess that's what college is for." "But I don't know." "I mean have you thought of what's next for you." " No." " No?" "No.Actually I have.." "...been so focus on this term." "I hadn't really thought about it." "Well you should." "You know you got a whole life ahead of you." "It doesn't matter." "You know whatever you do." "I'm sure it'll be..." "impressive." " You really think so?" " Yeah." "I mean." "I never seen you do something that wasn't impressive so..." "Hey guys." " I sort of have a party." " Sweet." "Bring your friends, but no buse." "That was a really nice thing to say." "Thank you." " Listen, so." "Gooch's party." " Oh." " We can talk about it later." " No, no, no." "I want to talk about it now." "No." "You should go." "Seriously, it's cool." "Okay." "You should really come to the party." "Could be you way out." "We'll see." "Wait, mom." "You're not like letting her go to that, are you." "Sure." "Hey, what's the big deal?" "For starters." "She was passed out on the front yard last night." "But." "Maybe she had too much to drink." "That's just really okay with you?" "I know having another girl in the house might be causing some jealousy issues." "But this needs to stop." "Okay." "Well I don't think that this party would be a safe environment for her." " Why is that?" " Because..." "Gooch is going to be there." "And Grooch is a pig." "In business class, he had this proposal to have a pirating restaurant where after dinner you have the option to plunder your waitress." "Well, if you think it's going to be that dangerous." "Then I think you need to go with her." " What!" " Yeah." "You 2 can walk the plank together." " The... are you, is that a joke?" " You're going." "Oh my god!" "Yeah, and try to have some fun." "Hundred." "Like what Carlton says." "Sick." "Whoa, don't taze me bro." "Parker!" "Oh my god." "Parker." "Where do you get these things." "Honey, Parker." "You look cute." "Thanks." "You too." " Isn't this awesome?" " Yeah." "Like a Valis total fitness." "Yeah!" "Freedom!" "Charge!" "Give me a drink bro!" "Well." "I don't even need to black that out so..." "Kate!" "I'm okay!" "Yeah!" "I'm okay!" "No, but uh true story." "We meet while I was in Australia." "He's practically grows to there you know." "Wait." "So, you're friends with him?" "Because I've love his movies." "Well, I wouldn't say we're friends." "But you should see the snapshots he sends me." "Oh." "That is the coolest thing I've ever heard." "Well." "Easy..." "tiger." " Can't mess up my hair." " Why are you even here 84?" "And why are pretending to know Hemsworth." "I'm not pretending." "Which one you now?" "Does it matter?" " Does it matter?" " Chill out." "Just keeping an eye on things." "Megan." " So Hardman sent you to watch over me!" " Insurance policy." "If we can't get you out." " We'll force you out." " By ruining my social life." "Though it doesn't seem like you have much in one." "Oh, oh, oh..." "Are you wearing Ke$ha?" "Your scent is the absolute truth." "Oh and..." "It's Heather now." " Kisses." " Ow!" "Come back here!" "Where're you going?" "What the fuck was that?" " Welcome home." " Oh no, I'm..." "I'm sorry." " I'm decent." " Oh." " Don't worry about it." " No." "That's fine." "I think I'll probably be..." "Stay with me Elizabeth Larson, and talk." "Stay and talk with me, please." "You know my name?" "Yeah." "Why wouldn't I know your name." "You wanna know my name?" "I know that according to the year book." "You're interest are "Donkey Kong" and "Donkey Punches"." "So that's enough for me." "My name is Bernard." "But Bernard has Tequila." " In this awesome flask." " Go back to Vale." "Bernard's Tequila in this flask Tequila." " So come drink." " Okay, yeah." " Oh yes." "Are you okay." " Okay." "So." "You heard about homecoming?" "I have my eye on this one guy." "I wonder if he's here?" "Oh, yeah." "There he is." " Don't even think about it." " Oh, what?" "That somebody might like me more than you." "I'm warning you." " He's mine." " We'll see." " Hey." " Hey." "So you ladies want to put some beer to your palm." " Yes." " Hey, I'm Cash." "Heather." "Come on." "Hey, you serious?" "Yes." "It's because me and my old man." "He's just this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore." "You got to be number one." "I wouldn't tolerate any losers in this family." "Your intensity is for shit." "Win, win, win." "You son of a bitch." "Sometimes." "Sometimes I wish my name would just give." "and he would forget all about me." "I'm so sorry." "I had no idea." "You were such a great actor!" "Oh god." "That was the "Breakfast Club" dialogue." " Yeah." " Oh." "I love..." "I love it." "People don't usually believe I can act just because the way I look." "Sure." "I'm no Vera Farmiga but I believe I've talent." "Tremendo talent." " Really." "Thank you." " Yeah." "Knock knock." " Oh." " Oh." "Look, it's Roger." " Roger rabbit." " What up." "Hoo ka ka hoo." "Come babe, nice." "No, it's okay." "That looks like fun in there though." "You guys have not seen Megan anywhere, have you?" "Who wants to know?" "I do." " He has a trustworthy face." " Trustworthy?" "A little bit." "With that smirk." "She's downstairs." "Shh..." "But." "You did not hear that from me." "Because I..." "was never... here!" "You guys have fun." "Thank you." " Noise." "Really, it's so much fun." " Hey, Megan." "Do you know where." "Do you know where Bernad is?" "Oh..." "This store is like..." "huge..." "Who's Bernard?" "He's..." "Just if you know, when he's." "When he calls me back." "Could you just tell him that I'm gonna be." "I just gonna be under this under table cloth." "Cabs here." "Whose up for waffles." "Oh my god." "Let's do it." "Hey, Megan." "You in?" "I should really get her to bed." "I think she's already found one." "Come on, let's grab a bite." "Come on, Cash." "You want to hang out or bang out?" "Hey, Liz." "Like, sit up for a second." "Okay, I want to go out for waffles." "I'll be right back." "I'll bring you waffles." " Okay." " Hey." "Has anyone around here told you about homecoming?" "No." "Come on." "Oh, yeah." "Okay." "This is ridiculous." "I haven't even had coffee this morning." "I wake up and what do I come down to." "Dick's in my face." "What in that head of yours thought it was okay to sleep at a stranger's house." " You told me to go have fun." " Fun." "Fun, but you stumbled in here at 6 am with male genitalia drawn on your face." " I made sure she was safe." " Excuse me." "She." "She had a pillow." "But what she should have had, was a ride home." "You don't leave a friend end up in couch because you want to go have breakfast with some silly little boy band." "We look out for each other in this family." "Got it." "Yes ma'am." " Oh." " Assholes." "They use a sharpie." "You're going to go to church with that on your face." "Why don't you walk right up to the pastor and say." " Hey, I got a penis on my face." " I will." "Oh you will." "Okay great." "Let's go show your grandma." "Step right up." "Gum drop." "Hey, open the door." "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood." " Yeah there is some gum 3 rows back." " (We're out here.)" " Do you think you can get on that." " (Hello...)" "Woo..." "Teenage sarcasm." "Have you tried acne and eating disorders too" "Have you tried shaving." "Martin Van Buren called, he wants those sideburns back." "Martin Van B died in 1822." "14 years before... the invention of the telephone." "Now you see why I prefer home school." "Sit." "(Hello.) (Why is he letting her in.)" " I'm pulling you out." " What." "No." "We had a deal." "Deal's off." "Look at your screen." "Knox escaped." "And she left a really nice death threat." "How was that possible." "She had help." "I'll ask some good people." "Don't want to lose you, so I'm trying to get you somewhere safe." " I'm safe here." "Thank you." " You just logged on to Facebook." " Under an alias." " I'm taking you back." "I have an actual life now, okay." "I'm not going back to Prescott." "And when Knox find out where you are." "She will use your actual life to destroy you." "No attachments." "Remember, 83." "I can't live like that again." "(Hey, we'll out here." "We're going to be late, come on.)" "If you want to go alone." "You'll have to go 100%." "Alone." "I won't be back." "It's just." "Liz is finally acting like a human towards me." "And I'm pretty sure Roger is my first real friend." "And I got just asked out." "By the hottest guy, to homecoming." "I've never been to a homecoming, okay." "This is..." "I'm not going." "I'm staying." "Let me off." "Remember, 83." "I'm not in the rescue business." " Thank you." " Finally" "If Knox comes." "She better bring fire." "She better bring thunder." "And she better bring help." "Just tell her to bring it before 10.30." "I've got a curfew." "I don't know why you are so made alright." " I didn't pour Tequila down you throat." " I got Pablo Picasso on my face." "Yah." "It's like the pinnacle of high school humiliation." "It washed off." " Sort of." " What!" "Oh my god!" "And the photos." "Instagram likes owns them now." "Can we just focus on the positive for a minute." "Cash asked me to homecoming." "If I hadn't gone with him, he would have ask Heather." "That would have been game over." "Jesus, ring wall." "Do you never tire of "Design Mimi jean movie fantasy." "I don't even understand why you're so obsessed with this guy." "I mean, okay." "His cute and he's in a band." "Yeah." "He also looks like the ass baby of Cris Angel and Russell Brand." "Hello." "Are you listening to me?" "What are you staring at?" "Get down!" " Switch seats with me." " Oh my god." "What's happening?" "Somebody wants me dead." " We're in a car chase, Liz." " Okay, why?" "I'm not from Canada." "I'm a fugitive from a quasi government to military facility that trains child assassins." "I faked my own death to run away." "And pretend to be an exchange student." " I didn't know how to tell you." " I got to get out of here." "No, don't do that!" " Why would you do that." " I don't know." "I need you to get your breathing under control" "Before you..." "You feel better now." "Don't you?" "Fence!" "What happened?" " What are you doing?" " Don't move." " Are you crazy!" " Don't move." "My god...!" "Liz, stop!" "Stay here." "Ke$ha." "Bomb's away." "Flame on." "Agent 83." "I thought we were done with each other." "She's a god damn double agent, Hardman." "Why you sound so upset?" "Your protection tried to kill me." "And what protection would that be?" " 84." " Agent 84." "You've seen her?" "Yes, I've seen her." "You assigned her to shadow me." "She tried to steal my boyfriend." "Whoa, whoa, whoa..." "Follow the lead wire back to the switching box." "Aw, aw, aw." "The red one." "(Please don't blow me up.)" "I did not send 84." "As a matter of fact, I thought she was dead." " Killed in action." "During the Knox escape." " What?" "Oh god." "This is a hell of a state of affairs." "Look." "Just send me my gear." "I can take her out." "Oh no, no, no." "83, I've warned you about this." "You're on your own." " Got to go." " I have enough..." "Sorry." "And..." "That's why we wear the suits." "Roger?" "I didn't know you were here?" "Yeah." "I heard about the accident." "Thanks so much for coming." "I really needed a friend right now." "Right." "I'm sure Cash is on his way." "Anyway." "I'm really glad you're not hurt." "I'll see you around." "Okay." "So." "Trained assassin, huh." "My god." "You didn't get pissed and bumped me off." "Why did you come?" "I saw the family photo." "You guys look really happy." "And I wanted to be part of that." "But I never wanted this Liz." "I'm really sorry." "No." "Shh, shh, shh." "Everything is fine." "I'm fine." "Maybe, really I think it's mostly just..." "bruising." "Good." "Hardman, I'm sorry." "I was just too stupid to listen." "I got to go." "Don't leave us." "'Cos it's the only way to keep you guys safe." "Bullshit!" "Look." "I'm sorry." "That this is not working out the way you always imagine." "But life..." "is messy." "And it doesn't give a free pass to anyone." "No matter how many different languages you speak." "Or whether or not you can kill someone with a hula hoop." "Abandoning people." "Is not... how you help them." "Leaving is what hurts." "Trust me." "There are vicious, self absorbed, sociopaths out to get me right now, Liz." "I mean." "You survived high school, right?" "How bad can these guys be?" "Hey!" "Where're you going?" "I'm not going anywhere." "Thanks for my picture." "Parker." "Now put back my goggles." " Whoa..." " Whoa!" "Okay." "I'll let you guys have a minute." " Hey." "You wanna check your.." " Yeah." "Thanks." " Call me later." " Cool." " Oh." "Fresh meat." " Yeah!" "Yeah." "Shut up." "You cannot judge me." "Not judging." "Not judging." "Follow the mission profile and we all come home safely." "We have the home field advantage." "So we let Knox come to us." "It is homecoming." "Now every girl should use protection." "Okay." "Let's do this." " Hi." " Ready." "Yeah." "Am.." "Am I good?" " Better than good." " Okay." "One second, glowing." " Close." " Okay." "There." "Just a little bit of smoke around the eyes." "As do Mystique." "And me?" "Any positive about the heels?" "Hey, I got this." "I got this." "Oh my god." "They're here." "Go get him." "Not without you." "Let's go." "3, 2, 1." "Yes." "So." "Liz Larson, huh." "Yeah." "You know." "What can I say." "I like who I am around her." " Good for you Gooch." " Oh, it's Bernard now." "It's Bernard." "Hello." " Look at you." "All dressed." " Yeah." " This is nice." "I like this." " Thank you." "Here we go, girls." "Okay, great." " Thank you." " Wow." " You girls look beautiful." " Thank you." "Oh, wait, wait, wait..." " Let's take a picture." " Okay." "1, 2." "Cheese." "Make memories." " Not babies." " Thank you." "Remember boys." "Whatever you do to them." "I'm going to do to you." "Not kidding." "Oh my god." "My first homecoming." " Just be ready for anything." " Gotcha." "Where's Cash?" "Seen Cash?" "Good tie." "A little mystery, Amber." "I love this song." " You wanna go dance?" " Yes." "Should we go join them?" "Emotacon is on next." "Maybe after." "Sure." "Okay." "How's the cheese?" "Not bad." "It's uh.." "It's actually pretty gouda." " You mean good." " No. gouda." "It's a joke." "Cheese." "Gouda." "It's good." "Right, right." "I get it, yeah." " Pig Latin." " No." "Cash." "I've dreamt about a night like this." "For a really time." "And I have had so much fun." "You're the front man of an amazing band." " You're the king of this high school." " Wait a minute." "Are you dumping me?" "No, no, no..." "You know what, babe." "Whatever it is, let's talk about it later." "Later?" "It's just that I got a big show tonight." "You know." " I got to... tune my voice, rest it." " Right." "Alright." "Of course." "Excuse me." "Women." "Who need them." "Just you to know." "And I owe you a huge apology" "Megan just stop." "You're pissed, I get it." "Can we just..." "Look." "I'm not pissed, alright." "You wanna go date the rock star." "That's fine." "You wanna go hang with a cool crowd, whatever." " But I just want you to know that." " I don't." "Hold on." "I was practicing it in my head." "And I want to get it all out." "I'm just curious." "You know what?" "I don't want to date the rock star." "Alright, it turns out." "They don't get puns." "Like, at all!" "I thought about what was best for me." "It's you." "It's me?" "You really thought I let all this inner buffness get away from it." "Look." "Maybe I'm too late." "But according to my exhaustive research." "It is very important I dance with the guy." "That I really really like, at homecoming." "Can I have this dance." "Hell no, you can't." " Quit getting hands, you with my date." " What?" "Did she try to touch you?" "How you even know her?" "Oh." "Bernard." " One second." " Yeah, sure." " Your date!" " Yeah." "So, paws off!" "Hey." "Just one second." "What are you doing?" "Don't taunt her." " Got a new mission." " Really." "What is it?" "For that duchebaguette to take her hands off my man." "Okay." "Prune Megan." "Okay." "Guys." "Were they fighting over Roger?" "When I heard you died in the field." "It was the worst day of my life." "So wanted to kill you, myself!" "Dude, what is happening?" "Oh god." "Is that glutinous?" "Glutinous aren't liquid, so." "Soya sauce is a liquid." "And it has gluten in it." "Hello." "You think there is soya sauce in the fruit punch." "God!" "How much hormone injected beef did your parents feed you when you were a baby." " Shut up Cindy." " You shut up, Donna." "Ho ho." "Totem pole." "The fraky karess, that means you say well done" "For once, you don't look like a tranny mess." "Thanks I really like your dress." "Perfect length to show off those cottage cheese thighs" "You wished you had this bod." "P90X." "Bitch." "P90 extra large." "Bitch." "I know you're in here." "Megan." "We always knew it would end up like this." "Me with the knife." "You with it, in you." "Hardman expected so much of us." "But Knox opened my eyes to a better deal." "She takes care of your precious new family" "And I kill you." "Plus, I got to make out with Cash..." "and Roger." "What?" "Hot... dog..." "Bitch!" "Hey!" " You good?" " Yeah, you?" "Oh, I'm really good." "Stabbing peoples' is fun." "Are there going to be more people for me to stab?" "Come on." "Put the corn dog down." "We got to get home." "Okay." "Yeah, we're all clear out here." "Where the hell is that girl?" "God damn it." "Hey!" "You guys really need to do something about that perimeter security." "Megan?" "Welcome home, 83." "Looks like someone didn't get lucky tonight." "Why did you come back, Knox?" "Wow." "Whole list of reasons but..." "Why don't we just settled on revenge." "You know you can call me Victoria." "Hell." "Why don't we get really familiar." "Why don't you call me." "Number 1." "After all." "That is what Hardman used to call me." " You're a Prescott?" " The original Prescott, sweetheart." "We have a lot in common." "Although..." "I listened to Hardman when he warned me about" "Attachments." "Liz!" "I Found this little rat scurrying outside.." "You don't want to hurt your attachments." "Do you?" " Drop it." "Now." " Now!" "Let them go, alright." "They're not involved." "Of course they are." "This doesn't have to end this way." "You and I actually do have a lot in common." "Oh, except I'm not a psycho bitch." "Give it sometime." "What do you say, 83." "First Prescott huh." "Never would have guess." "Excuse me?" "Prescott probably just had lower standards then, yah." "Taking whatever losers they can get." "Who, whoa, whoa..." "This girl got a mouth on her." "If you wanted a fight you could've just said so." "You little bitch." "Get your ass up." "On your feet." "Did I stutter." "Round 3?" "Oh, you sad little thing." "You think he is coming for you." "Hardman doesn't give a shit about you" "You are all alone." "Definitely not alone." "Hey." "She's got a ninja." " Parker!" " Parker, no!" "Get down!" "What the fuck." "You came." "Looks like agent 1 is done." "Cuff her." "Megan." "Come here." "Oh my god." "Parker, that was so dumb." "But like really cool." "You came back for me." "Actually we came for Knox." "Plus the sweet 16s needed some real combat experience." " You came back for me." " Ow..." "Okay, okay." "So we do have our attachments." "Agent eighty..." "Megan." "There are worst things." "Don't you have a dance to get to?" " You mean I'm free?" " Uh... not really." "An off the book agent in deep cover is not an assert I'm willing to let go right now." "I'll be in touch." "Are you ready to do this?" "Like I let you go in without backup" "Let's go." " Have your asses back here by midnight." " Will try." "You want to know a fun fact about ninjas." " Not really." " Well, I am one." "Is that right?" "Say yes." "Please can I go?" " We'll talk." " Okay, whatever." " Cute kid." " Thank you." "Hi, I'm Penny." "This is my house." "And I've got something you want, Penny." "But first." "I debrief you" " Come with me." " I haven't been debriefed in years." "Obviously, you're not telling me something about tonight." "Did you..." "lose your virginity?" "Did you?" "Okay." "You dirty dog." "Alright, alright." "Well." "It's only appropriate that I tell you the story about when I lost my virginity." "She was our babysitter." "She was a lot older than me." "Very gentle, gentle lovers." "About 65." "Whoa." "Dad, stop the car." " Hold on." "Hold on." " Hey, where're you going." " Megan?" " Roger." "I know you're confuse and I've got a lot to explain." "But for the first time in my life." "I know exactly who I am and what I want." "And I'm not afraid to say it." "Roger." "I think you're amazing." "That's pretty cordie." "Roger!" "Where do you think you're going?" "Get back in the car." "I'm a good kid, dad." "You got to let me go." "Does she even have a helicopter license." "Don't wait up." "Roger!" " Hi." " Hey." "Adolescence is a confusing time." "It's a wonder any of us make it out alive." "Seat belts, Roger!" "Seat belts and condoms!" "If it comes up, if it doesn't come up." "Don't bring it up." "In the end." "Hardman was right." "Attachments are dangerous." "They mean you care about something." "But the people we care about." "Are what make life worth living." "And hey." "What's wrong with living dangerously?" "Subtitle created by" " Aorion "