"This story begins at a fire extinguisher plant in Edogawa, Tokyo." "There was a large pile of trash that had collected by the plant where people would come to throw away various things." "Recently, it has also become a pseudo burial ground for those in trouble." "And eventually, that pile of trash..." "would be named "Black Fuji"." "What?" "You're growing more... nose hairs." "Oh, it's white." "It kinda looks pretty white." "Even though it's just nose hair." "What IS nose hair anyway?" "Dunno." "Come at me!" "Keep your head up and your back straight." "Oh, my bad..." "No good." "You have to raise the opposite leg first." "Oh, I see." "Keeps it sturdier." "Think of it like a triangle." "Always start with a strong base." "Don't forget that." "Yes, Sir." "Good." "Round two then." "Yes, Sir." "May the best man win." "What the..." "Your base is too weak." "What?" "If your base is too weak, this is what happens." "Scoot out and raise your head." "Shit..." "Hey!" "No biting allowed!" "Sorry." "It's a habit of mine." "Bad habits must be fixed!" "I always lose myself when I get too passionate." "Then don't lose to yourself." "I understand." "Good." "One more round?" "You good for nothing slobs!" "Ow..." "Oh, it's Ujimoto." "Don't play innocent with me!" "What do you think you're doing on the job?" "Laying out mattresses like that..." "We're on our lunch break right now, Sir." "Lunch break, you say?" "Knowing you, you were just playing pro wrestlers again!" "Not pro-wrestling;" "It's Jujitsu." "Hey, keep quiet." "Hey, Baldy!" "Say that a bit louder!" "This company and BOTH of you, for that matter... are too much for me to handle." "Lie down there." "Idiot, what're you doing?" "Lie on your SIDE." "Grab the sides and roll around." "Do it." "What's with this stupid bald head of yours?" "You may look old, but you're a child." "You act nice, but I know you're both making fun of me." "Do you have any idea what I have to put up with because of you?" "Dammit!" "You jackass... you jackass..." "you jackass..." "Dammit, you jackass..." "Hold it right there, Fujio he's dead." "What the hell are you doing!" "It's HIS fault." "But what should we do?" "Black Fuji is our only choice." "Tokyo Zombie." "Darling!" "Stop this at once!" "If you don't, you're in BIG trouble with Mommy!" "If you stop, I'll get mad." "That okay with you?" "No, it's not..." "Don't let her fool you!" "She's not a normal girl... she's evil!" "She's a witch!" "Shut up, ya old HAG!" "We WARNED you what would happen if you kept nagging us..." "See?" "Now she's showing her true colors." "Demon!" "Whacko!" "Female Pig!" "FEMALE PIG." "Mommy!" "Darlinnnnng!" "Hello?" "Hel-lo." "HELLO!" "HELLO!" "Ujimoto's Grave." "Well, let's go." "Wait a minute." "He probably misses this." "Aw, a last gesture of sympathy..." "I only hit him lightly." "I had no idea he'd DIE." "That's Hayashi..." "Hayashi?" "He was my homeroom teacher in junior high." "Why isn't he wearing pants?" "What a waste..." "Long time no see." "Who the hell are you?" "You were late AGAIN..." "How many times have I scolded you for that?" "I'm sorry, Sensei." "But I have a reason..." "LIKE I CARE!" "Late is late!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "What did I do to deserve this?" "Hard Bastard." "Bingo." "Hard Bastard." "Hard Bastard." "Oh my..." "Oh my oh my oh my..." "This is good stuff..." "Who're you!" "What do you want?" "Oh my God... you wanna suck it?" "Oh, I see, I see." "Don't usually go for girls, but you'll do." "Okay, so bite it lightly, okay?" "Ow, that's too hard." "Why'd you have to kick mom's head like a soccer ball?" "Gotta problem with that?" "If so, then we're not having sex anymore." "Oh, I don't like that..." "Hey, don't touch me!" "Stop it!" "I don't like this either!" "Why did you beat that teacher?" "Revenge." "Just paid him back for something he did to me." "So he did ya, huh." "What?" "I can tell that teacher's bad news." "But he didn't "do" me..." "But I think he DID." "You have the face of a guy who's been done by another guy." "Aw, stop it." "He didn't do it." "And I hate jokes like this." "That's because he DID you." "I keep telling you he didn't." "Shut up or I'll smack you." "...like he smacked your butt?" "JUST SHUT UP BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU!" "Look, look..." "Looks like we got him." "You could have avoided him." "Are you sure?" "Sure, I'm sure." "Be a good boy." "Huh?" "He's still alive." "You're right." "Looks like he's really hurt." "That's bad." "I wonder if he'll be okay?" "If he's not okay, one of those people will take him to the hospital." "Guess you're right." "What do you want for dinner today?" "Hmmm..." "Hayashi rice." "Hey, can you kids give me some room?" "I'm sorry!" "Forgive us." "Kids like you shouldn't be out so late." "Hey, Sir!" "Huh?" "What?" "Please give me otoshidama!" "[new year's money] ...Who are you?" "And New Years is far off, by the way..." "Please give me otoshidama!" "Oh, here it is." "We don't have enough allowance money." "So THAT'S what you mean... but you kids really shouldn't be doing things like this." "Where do you live?" "Don't underestimate adults." "We apologize!" "Your boyfriend's leaving you behind." "Looks like you're alone." "What do you want to do?" "Wanna come visit me?" "Please help me!" "This weird guy is stalking me!" "What the hell are you doing!" "Oh crap..." "Micchan." "Are you awake?" "No, I'm asleep." "I can't seem to fall asleep." "I keep thinking about the guy we hit." "Go to sleep and you'll forget about it, Fujio." "I WOULD sleep if it wasn't on my mind." "Geeeez..." "Guess we have no choice then." "Here ya go." "Put this tape on your eyelids." "Then you'll be forced to sleep." "Say, you're smarter than you look." "Guess so." "Thanks." "Micchan, can I ask you a question?" "What?" "Do I really have a knack for Jujitsu?" "To tell you the truth, no." "I don't?" "Nope." "But you do have a knack for "something"." "What do you mean "something"?" "That's a secret." "Aw, come on, tell me." "It's a secret." "Come on, tell me!" "Secret." "What's the matter?" "What, what?" "Are you okay?" "Nothing." "Just go to sleep." "Are you really okay?" "Well, tell me tomorrow then." "I wonder what it is?" "I'm looking forward to knowing..." "And so, Doctor, what are your theories on this "Biting Incident"?" "Zombies in Tokyo?" "!" "Frightening tales of evil." "Horror therapist:" "Akiyama-San." "Zombies in Tokyo?" "!" "Frightening tales of evil." "Horror therapist:" "Akiyama-San It's Black Fuji." "Zombies in Tokyo?" "!" "Frightening tales of evil." "Horror therapist:" "Akiyama-San Black Fuji?" "Are you talking about the "mountain" of trash that has been created by people throwing away various things?" "Black Fuji?" "Are you talking about the "mountain" of trash that has been created by people throwing away various things?" "Trash isn't the only thing being buried there." "Dead bodies and realllllly bad spirits are buried there." "As well as the mighty spirit of the trash... the spirits of humans... along with industrial waste... are all blended together, reviving the dead bodies and turning them into zombies!" "Zombies, you say?" "It seems that at last, TRUE zombies have appeared in Japan!" "Zombies bite people... and from the evil virus within, these people too become zombies!" "Zombies are motivated by their fear of Hell, so they desperately bite anyone they can find." "But the only way to destroy a zombie is to smash its head or to behead it." "Behead it, you say?" "Yes." "Please behead them." "Like this..." "What show is this?" "Dunno." "Hey, let's try something else besides Jujitsu sometimes." "Something a little more violent..." "You mean like pro wrestling?" "No, I'm just saying Jujitsu gets a little old sometimes." "It's just that Jujitsu moves look kind of dull and I hate having to use my head." "It may look dull, but Jujitsu is powerful." "That alone makes it interesting." "Jujitsu is the best fighting method." "Oh well, you can teach me Jujitsu." "Drop the "oh well"." "What's wrong?" "Ujimoto..." "Oh, so Ujimoto survived." "Oh, that's the guy I hit with the car." "Look, he's alive!" "I lost sleep because of you..." "Hey, this guy's acting weird..." "I wonder if he's pissed because I hit him with a car." "Hold him back." "Just like I taught you." "Understand?" "DON'T let him bite you." "Get him!" "Hold him back!" "Fujio!" "That's easy for YOU to say!" "I've got him, now what do I do?" "Stay cool!" "And now, give him a sweep!" "What's a shoop?" "Not a "shoop";" "A "sweep"!" "Here, get your legs out." "Your legs." "Now flip... flip..." "Good." "Wow, that was easy!" "Why couldn't I do this earlier?" "Idiot." "It's no use beating him if he's already dead." "Oh, you're right." "You really worry me sometimes..." "Sorry, sorry." "Why you..." "What the hell are these people?" "They're probably zombies." "Zombies?" "This's bad." "Come on, let's go." "Okay, we're safe." "Let's get out of here." "What's wrong?" "I don't have the keys." "Aw, please." "Where are they?" "Probably inside." "Idiot." "Go get them." "Whaaa?" "And face the zombies?" "I'll distract them." "Heyyyy, zombies!" "Hey, come here!" "Come here, come here, come here." "Got it yet, Fujio?" "Not quite!" "Hurry up already!" "Damn, where'd I put them?" "Micchan, I found them!" "What?" "They were in the ignition all along!" "Jackass!" "Sorry, my bad." "Sorry about that, Micchan." "Are you mad?" "Sorry, I really mean it." "I'm gonna hit you." "What?" "After we get somewhere safe, I'm going to hit you hard." "I know." "You can hit me as hard as you want." "Was that necessary?" "You said as "hard as I wanted"." "Yeah, but STILL... you scared me." "...Oops, forgot my wallet." "Oh, I forgot mine, too." "Oh well." "Where should we go?" "Probably up north." "North?" "Yeah." "For starters, go north." "Where are we now?" "We've been driving for hours..." "Think there are any zombies here?" "I don't think zombies would go north." "Hey, wait a minute!" "You should have known you've been driving SOUTH the whole time." "Farewell Party You should have known you've been driving SOUTH the whole time." "Farewell Party." "Farewell Party Hey, I said I was sorry." "Farewell Party Lemme tell you something about north and south:" "They're complete opposites." "Lemme tell you something about north and south:" "They're complete opposites." "But going north or south, either is okay." "No, it's not!" "It has to be north." "What's so great about north?" "What's up there anyway?" "Russia." "Russia?" "!" "In Russia, there's lots of fighting sports like pro wrestling." "A guy like you should WANT to go to Russia if you're a man." "I'm not interested in Russia." "Does that mean I'm not a man?" "Of course." "Everyone knows Russia is manly." "I definitely DON'T want to go." "So you don't want to be a wrestler?" "Of course I want to be one." "Then start working towards it!" "Why do you have to be so bossy?" "You're ALWAYS like that." "You're the one who talked me into getting this sweater." "I HAVE to boss you around." "You were so scared of those zombies you would have DIED without me." "You almost got killed, TOO, ya know." "But you got scared because you've got no balls." "Yeah, I do." "No, you DON'T." "Yeah, I do." "No, you don't." "Do." "Fine, if that's the case, then knock me down." "Why the hell do I..." "There, I did it." "You're cheating!" "Let's go to Russia." "Let's go to Russia." "No..." "I'm not going!" "What's wrong, Micchan?" "Are you okay?" "Listen, I feel love..." "Uhhh, in what way?" "Do you feel love?" "Well, yeah, as a FRIEND..." "I was talking about Jujitsu." "Of course I do." "Really?" "Yeah, I do." "I've done lots of martial arts... but I think Jujitsu is definitely the best." "Well, Micchan, I agree with that." "There is... something that..." "I must say... to you." "I haven't told you this before, but... actually..." "I have cancer." "Cancer?" "Half a year ago..." "I was... told that I... had stomach cancer." "Just when... it started progressing..." "I met you." "And I decided to teach you Jujitsu..." "And once again..." "I was able to feel... supreme happiness again." "I didn't know..." "But I never know..." "when I'm going to die..." "But still I... wanted to... show you..." "the wonders of Jujitsu." "This's kinda embarrassing, so I turned it into a poem." "Micchan, I've got something to tell you..." "You made me much stronger and I look forward to learning more." "So stay alive." "I agree." "Instead of letting something stupid like cancer kill me..." "I'd rather be killed by you." "But I couldn't do that." "I don't mind." "Just try defeating me." "Here, get on top." "Like this?" "This way, right?" "Yeah, that's right." "Then my legs go this way?" "No, that's wrong." "Okay, like this?" "Not quite..." "Oh wait, I think I got it." "That'll never work." "Wait, I think I got it..." "He says he wants to know the whole story." "It's just an ulcer from accumulated stress..." "You'd better explain it to him." "After I've paid this much, it's GOT to be cancer, right?" "Tell me the truth." "It's cancer, right?" "TELL ME I HAVE CANCER, YOU FUCKING QUACK!" "HEY!" "It's cancer..." "So it's true." "Please forgive my temper." "Hey, Fujio..." "Fujio, get off me!" "What're you doing?" "You're grossing me out;" "Get off!" "Oh, sorry, my bad." "Ah, my leg's asleep." "Owowow, it's tingling." "Owowow." "Hey, what's the hold up?" "Let's go." "Just a minute." "Okay, got it." "Micchan, come look at this." "What is it?" "What the hell?" "Okay, got it." "Micchan, come look at this." "What is it?" "What the hell?" "Russia bound." "Aw, stop that." "...So you really were banged by that teacher." "I TOLD you, I wasn't!" "Stop bringing it up." "If you talk about it again, I'll forget you have cancer and kick your ass!" "Go and get the bare essentials." "Don't forget cigarettes and toothbrushes." "Okay, I get it." "Hey!" "Hey, zombies!" "Wow, I didn't know Hard Chipple released a new flavor." "What should I get?" "Fujio!" "Hurry up!" "I'm almost done!" "Time to go." "Good." "What did you get?" "Hey, what's this?" "Why didn't you get more nutritious things?" "And where's my cigarettes and toothbrushes?" "Want me to help?" "You'd only get in the way." "I expected more of him..." "Well THAT was mature of him..." "Without toothbrushes, we'll get cavities." "I wonder if I should have gotten more..." "What's with this?" "Idiot, idiot, idiot..." "Let go of me, you weirdo!" "Stop it!" "There's no time to explain, just get in!" "No, let go!" "Get in!" "What's going on?" "No!" "No!" "Where are you taking me?" "Are you psycho?" "Just shut up, bitch!" "Get going." "I'll start the engine." "Oops." "I got bit." "Got it." "Micchan, we're leaving." "Good." "Let's go." "What's wrong, Micchan?" "I got bit." "Just 3000 yen?" "That was a waste of time..." "What's the big idea?" "Have some respect for him;" "He got bit!" "Why should I?" "I didn't ASK for his help." "Hasn't anyone ever taught you what gratitude is, ya bitch?" "!" "Who the hell are you guys anyway?" "Who the hell are YOU?" "Stop it." "YOU stop it." "You little bitch..." "Hey, you two!" "She's not at fault." "I'm sorry, Micchan." "I should have bought more than Hard Chipples." "Don't let it get to you." "But I'm probably a goner now." "Micchan, hang in there." "I was bitten by a zombie..." "it's over for me." "Don't condemn yourself!" "Fujio..." "Russia." "Go to Russia and get stronger." "Only with you." "You're coming too, right?" "With or without me, you can still learn Jujitsu." "In ten years from now, I'll give you a black belt." "Hey, this guy got bitten by a zombie, right?" "Shouldn't we kick him out before he goes nuts?" "Just shut up." "Say one more thing and I'll fucking kill you." "If anyone, you should kill the BALD GUY." "What's this for?" "Take care of her." "No way." "I'd never!" "You're a man, aren't you?" "What are you doing?" "Life is full of farewells." "...Bye then." "Micchan!" "Micchan!" "Oh yeah, I can't swim..." "Micchan!" "Aw man." "Shit." ""Mitsuo..." "Fujio..."" "It's a Jujitsu robe..." "Hey, what're you doing?" "Hey!" "Leggo of me!" "Let go of me!" "You're going, too!" "No, stop it!" "What did I do to you?" "Micchan died and you're not even crying for him!" "You think I'd cry for some bald jackass I don't even know?" "What was that for?" "You should talk more like a lady!" "Why the fuck should YOU care?" "Look..." "Look..." "What is it?" "Someone's in the car." "Thanks for the Calpis." "[A popular Japanese soft drink]" "Hey, that's mine!" "Hey, hey, stop!" "Hey!" "NOW what'll we do without a car?" "Are you fucking RETARDED?" "Stop calling me retarded!" "Hey, wait!" "Hey, I can't swim!" "Help!" "Listen!" "I'd rather kill myself than stay with you." "RETARD." "Please, really, I can't swim..." "Retard, retard, stupid, moron, cocksucker!" "Hey, don't go!" "Hey, what're you doing!" "Come back!" "Help me!" "Oh, shit!" "Hey, help me..." "Just drown, jackass!" "Hey, they're jumping in after us!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "We'd better do something!" "Come on Five years later" "Tokyo died." "Because of the zombies that descended from Black Fuji, Tokyo ended its life." "However, a small section of the wealthy that survived built in a section of the city... tall buildings and apartments." "The wealthy people captured citizens who had no money and turned them into their slaves." "And those who ceased to be useful were executed." "However, one last hope remained for the slaves." "They were able to appear on TV programs designed to entertain and relieve the stress of the wealthy." "If they became popular, these poor people might be awarded lives of luxury." "And the zombie wins!" "That's boring!" "You suck!" "You're all gross!" "Well, they are!" "And now, the REAL zombie games will begin." "The zombie boxing lightweight champion..." "Don Haratake!" "Good luck!" "Haratake, you suck!" "And in the other corner, we have a man with eight years experience." "A serious fighter, Black Fuji Jujitsu's..." "Pon Fujio!" "Fight!" "Are you serious?" "...Pon Fujio wins!" "What the hell?" "That was too fast!" "What're you trying to do, you ham!" "Die!" "Drop dead!" "Okay, fine patrons, please quiet down!" "Please quiet down!" "And now it is time for today's main event." "A man with 20 years Jujitsu experience, Tom Gaiga!" "This fight will be in two rounds!" "The first round will be Vampire Zombie." "Then the second round will be the Masked Zombie!" "Will our very own Gaiga be able to win?" "!" "The audience is rowdy as usual." "Sorry about that." "I don't dislike your performances, but you should consider entertaining the audience more." "You think I have time to think about that?" "I'm fighting for my life." "And I have to show the powers of Jujitsu." "You're boring, so boring!" "Be a little more creative, okay?" "Look." "That's a pro wrestler." "A great sight to watch." "Great to watch?" "It's all faked." "I can tell his opponent isn't a real zombie." "This means he can relax and concentrate on entertainment." "So it's that obvious?" "I'll admit, not everyone here is a real zombie." "But if we mix the real ones with the fake ones, the audience never knows any better." "They believe they're seeing a real fight and it relieves their stress." "It's really turning into quite a show." "Why don't you join in?" "I'm not interested in that!" "Especially those fake zombies..." "I have a backup plan." "Get me if you can!" "I was just thinking about livening things up a bit." "The next zombie is a real one." "He's pretty good." "What the hell is this?" "!" "You..." "You're real!" "Honorable patrons!" "It turns out the true identity of his opponent was his former business partner, Sanda Gori!" "Double crossed by Gaiga, resulting in one of his eyes being removed, this man returned from the depths of Hell as a zombie to get his revenge!" "No one told me..." "How dare you..." "Dammit..." "Now I REALLY want to kick your ass." "The Masked Zombie... or shall we say, Sanda Gori, wins the match!" "Our hero Gaiga has been defeated by Gori." "Even his entrails were eaten..." "HOWEVER!" "Our zombie fighters have not all lost!" "Tomorrow's main event will feature today's new champion, Sanda Gori, against Pon Fujio!" "Wait..." "Fujio's going to fight HIM?" "Yes, it's true." "Gori!" "Gori!" "Hello, Squeeze Power Plant speaking." "Hey you!" "What the hell were you thinking!" "What did you do!" "I apologize, sir." "You're fixing this, or you're dead!" "Yes, sir." "Hey!" "Work harder, you all!" "Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze..." "Hey, I told you to fix that." "What're you doing?" "I'm making squeeze-electricity." "This becomes electricity for rich people." "Waste of time." "I'm only doing it because you don't bring home enough money." "Hand it over." "Jujitsu Rules All men go to Russia." "Micchan..." "Today, I used a move you taught me to win the match." "Did you watch?" "Fire Extinguishing Plant." "Yes, but when you take him down, match your shoulders up with your opponent's to maintain better balance." "Really?" "Good point." "But still, today's match was only worth 80 points." "I promise someday I'll win a 100-point match." "Just you watch." "Hey, I'm not finished talking to Micchan yet!" "505 yen?" "Just that?" "That's less than last time." "You probably beat him in a BORING way again, huh." "Aw shut up!" "I keep telling you, I'm NOT doing this for the money!" "Listen here, romantic ideals won't put food on the table!" "Why don't you get that?" "I fight to show others how wonderful Jujitsu is." "Stop complaining." "I think it's silly." "Holding up a promise with a dead bald guy." "A dead bald guy who saved our lives, you mean!" "If I hadn't been there, you'd be long dead now." "And now I regret saving such a silly guy like you..." "But anyway, I'm sick of this way of life." "Then just leave!" "It's you who's holding me back from my martial arts anyway." "Martial arts?" "You're fighting ZOMBIES." "And you pray every day and night to this stupid picture." "You fucking RETARD." "Hey, what was that for!" "Geez..." "Instead of keeping a promise to some dead guy, start thinking about those LIVING around you." "Fumio still can't speak." "It's probably because you're a RETARD." "Stop blaming ME." "YOU gave birth to her." "You think I care what a Jujitsu retard has to say!" "Just stop that, you bitch." "If you think you're so great, then become popular and win us a mansion!" "Why don't you just give up and become a zombie?" "If I die, who will look after her?" "Not a real retard like you." "Stop calling me retarded!" "Die!" "Die!" "Die!" "Hey, that's my bad leg!" "I'm not touching your injury!" "Die!" "Die!" "Hey, that hurts!" "Micchan, I'll do great in tomorrow's fight." "So watch me, okay?" "Ryoko..." "Are you asleep?" "Good night." "Retard." ""Win us a mansion... good luck." "Also, good luck... to you."" "Fujio, darling." "Your skin feels nice." "Hey!" "So soft..." "Cut it out!" "Don't be so cold." "You shouldn't underestimate your opponent." "He's no amateur." "He was a real fighter before he died." "He's just a zombie, not an "opponent"." "I just hope you don't die and join him." "Well, patrons, thank you for your patience!" "Here is the much awaited Fujio vs. Gori." "It will be a one-round fight!" "Will Gori win, or will Fujio use his customary DULL fighting style to defeat him?" "Fight!" "This is Jujitsu." "What the hell happened?" "Gori!" "Get him!" "All right!" "Gori!" "Sorry." "What're you doing!" "Deliver the final blow at once!" "Hey!" "Help me!" "Why're you coming to me?" "He's your opponent!" "Hey!" "Don't come near!" "Did you snap it off?" "Did you snap it off?" "Prince!" "Prince Prince!" "Prince." "Just a little mishap!" "But rest assured." "The zombie fights will not end." "Please allow us to continue!" "Did you snap it off?" "I apologize, your majesty!" "I promise we will not let you down." "You snapped if off, right?" "Yes, sir!" "You call THAT a fight?" "No way!" "Snap it off?" "Yes!" "Snap it off?" "Yes!" "Did you win?" "You came back because you won, right?" "I'm quitting Jujitsu." "Huh?" "I'm also quitting fighting." "What the hell are you saying?" "How the hell are we going to eat?" "We'll go work in the Squeeze Electric Company." "Who'd wanna work in that shit hole?" "Are you retarded?" "Then what else will we do?" "Shut up." "You came in here because it's dangerous out there, right?" "Listen, you... the Jujitsu Micchan taught me lost." "Show some sympathy." "Ohhh, so you lost." "I'm surprised you made it home then." "But it wasn't Jujitsu that lost;" "YOU did." "And the reason I did is because you annoy me!" "Why is it MY fault?" "If you weren't around, I'd have gone to Russia and become a great fighter." "Then I'd be fighting on the world level right now." "Stop blaming other people all the time, you fucking RETARD." "If that's the way you feel, then you can just leave!" "Go to Russia, Africa, or wherever!" "Hurry up." "Hey, where are you going?" "Where?" "Russia, of course." "And what am I supposed to do?" "Don't ask me." "The only reason I stayed with you all this time is because Micchan told me to." "Are you serious?" "Yes, I am." "DEAD serious." "I see." "In that case, I'll be GLAD to see you go." "Go off to Russia and drop DEAD!" "I will." "You drop dead, too." "FUCK!" "I do like your style, but... well, win tomorrow's match and we'll see." "I'm not fighting anymore." "Huh?" "Did today's loss scare you or something?" "Now that's what you get for being so caught up in Jujitsu." "It doesn't matter if I win or lose." "People complain." "Just get it over with and kill me." "So... you don't care what happens to your family?" "My family doesn't matter to me!" "...Then kiss me!" "If you do, I'll fix everything for you!" "Damn... you hate me THAT much?" "And here I thought you could be the best." "What a waste of talent." "WHAT A WASTE!" "SHIT!" "When he comes back, I'll KILL him this time." "What's so great about a shitty bald guy anyway!" "What?" "You have something to say to me?" "I'm not crying yet." "Retard." "Micchan, what should I do?" "Please speak to me again." "Pon Fujio's Blood Festival." "Micchan... if I lose and turn into a zombie, don't get mad." "Heave ho!" "Heave ho!" "Are we having a great time, or WHAT!" "You call THIS shit a "great time"?" "If today's match is boring again, we'll fucking KILL you!" "Fine patrons, have you heard of the legendary "strongest zombie"?" "It is said that he has defeated 150 opponents ALL by himself." "He has awesome Gundam-like powers!" "The strongest zombie." "You see, several days ago, we successfully captured this strongest zombie." "In order to rile him up to supreme rage and strength, we have confined him in harsh conditions." "We hope that today's fight will be FILLED with flowing blood." "Now let me introduce..." "Zombald." "A bald zombie!" "Bald zombie?" "What the hell is THAT?" "It's just some bald old guy!" "Gimme a break!" "First, a demonstration." "One against a crowd!" "Our slave-fighters... will be his meal!" "Stop this, Micchan!" "What's going on?" "Do you know him?" "He's my mentor!" "Micchan, it's me!" "Fujio!" "Remember?" "Patrons!" "Did you hear that?" "!" "The strongest zombie turned out to be Pon Fujio's former mentor!" "What irony!" "What a fated reunion!" "Let's see some action then!" "It's me!" "Your friend, Fujio." "You don't remember me?" "Today's main event..." "Pon Fujio vs. Zombald!" "Fight!" "So one of your friends is in that building down there?" "My friend is being forced to squeeze-squeeze." "Please rescue him." "I'm asking you, will there be Calpis in there or not?" "...There probably will be Calpis." "Okay." "Get ready to party!" "Let's go in and get the Calpis!" "This isn't a DATE, you guys!" "What're you waiting for, jackass!" "What're they doing?" "That looks really gross..." "What's happening?" "Biting is off limits." "Aw, damn." "Old habits never die..." "What're you doing here?" "You're okay?" "Did you go to Russia?" "No, not yet..." "What're you doing HERE then?" "Go to Russia!" "Well, a lot of things came up and..." "What's wrong, Micchan?" "Are you okay?" "Hey, what're you... shit!" "What're you doing!" "What're you trying to do?" "Zombies have to eat human flesh..." "otherwise, they feel hellish pain." "Stop it!" "Let me bite you." "If not, I'll kill you." "Stop it, Micchan!" "Hey, what happened to the normal Micchan I was just talking to?" "Hey, come on, let's practice Jujitsu again together!" "Stop relying on help from a dead man." "Live by your own power." "Defeat me." "But I can't do that..." "Fujio!" "I'm serious." "But I can't be serious!" "He did you, didn't he." "What?" "He did you." "That teacher at Black Fuji..." "What?" "It's okay." "Come on." "Just kiss me." "Have you kissed before?" "He didn't DO me." "You have the face of a guy who's been done by another guy." "He didn't do me!" "Yes, he did." "For the last time, he DIDN'T do me!" "You have a fucking death wish?" "...So he DID..." "No, he didn't, you ass!" "Moron, moron, moron!" "Looks like your bad habits developed good ones." "I'm sorry, Micchan!" "Now I can finally die." "No, you can't die!" "Idiot." "I'm already dead." "Then come back to life!" "You're not making sense." "Listen." "Go to Russia." "Remember how I told you back then that you have "something"?" "Yeah, I remember." "Truthfully, you have NOTHING." "But..." "I can tell you the full story now." "Since you have nothing, ANYTHING is possible." "Believe in that and find out what it means." "Understand?" "I get it and don't get it..." "Fujio..." "I get it." "Let's meet again someday." "Micchan!" "THAT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL!" "Kill him!" "I guess he's having a fun time now..." "Wanna go?" "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Fighting stadium..." "Prince speaking!" "I'll be over there straight away!" "Guess it's Plan B. Release all the other zombies!" "Thank you, Micchan." "I'll take your advice." "Sorry, Fujio, dear." "What?" "Calpis... where is it?" "We're here!" "Now what?" "Help us!" "We'll give you money!" "What are they doing?" "Where is the Calpis!" "Is this... possibly..." "Yeah." "Is it yummy?" "Listen, where's Calpis?" "!" "Where's Calpis?" "!" "Calpis..." "Calpis!" "Calpis!" "I apologize!" "Back then, I was a slave to Calpis..." "You have no idea what I went through after that." "I'm sorry, but I REALLY like this truck." "Can I give you this in exchange?" "Does it run well?" "Very well!" "It's all fixed up!" "But will it make it to Russia?" "Russia?" "!" "That should be no problem." "After all... it's Russian-made." "For real?" "For real, for real." "Masa!" "She has some more Calpis!" "Well done!" "Will that do?" "Guess it'll have to." "Then it's a deal!" "All men go to Russia." "Shit, where did that retard go?" "I wonder if he did go to Russia." "Guess so..." "Get on." "What're you doing?" "You just smashed up the house, you know!" "We're going to Russia." "Are you insane?" "Just get on!" "Who the hell wants to go to Russia!" "Get on, quick!" "We're all going to Russia?" "Yeah." "Are you fucking retarded?" "Stop calling me retarded;" "I'll kill you!" "Are you fucking retarded?" "Are you fucking retarded?" "She talked." "Our girl talked!" "Okay, let's go!" "Not so fast." "What is it?" "Do you love me?" "I'm asking, do you love me?" "How can you ask that at a time like this?" "BECAUSE it's a time like this, I'm asking." "Of course I love you." ""Of course"?" "I love you." "Oh, really." "Then what about Fumio?" "I love her ten times more than you." "Okay, let's go." "Did you save me?" "We're going to Russia now." "This place would be in trouble without someone to run the zombie fights." "I see... so you're leaving." "Fine." "When you come back, come work for me again." "That's bullshit." "I know." "Then a goodbye kiss..." "I should have let you die." "Hey..." "Are you fucking retarded?" "You're a star!" "You're my lucky star!" "If you're wondering if we made it safely to Russia or not, that is a story for another time." "Well then, I bid you farewell." "Five minutes ago." "Five years ago." "Oops." "I got bit." "One, two, three." "Mitsuo was bitten..." "Mitsuo was bitten..." "with dentures." "This hurts." "That Fujio... why didn't he kill me?" "This hurts." "Hey!" "You idiot!" "I'm also a zombie!" "Retard!" "Go away." "Sheesh, ZOMBIES these days... they can't tell one of their own kind." "IDIOT!" "Fujio!" "You're my lucky star!" "That bastard... where is he going." "Hey, don't go, Fujio!" "Kill me already!" "Don't go!" "Eirin (Administration Commission of Motion Picture Code of Ethics)"