"written by" "after the novel by" "And then?" "The mountains are too big for the little boy." "But he is brave and sets out anyway." "And then... he realizes he is growing." "He grows and grows and keeps on getting bigger," "until he's bigger than a mountain." "Until he's so big, he can take the mountains and stack them up until he's got a staircase," "made out of mountains." "Higher than anything else in the world." "Director of Photography" "Directed by" "You're a pussyfucker." "You know what that is?" "And what are you?" "I, my friend, fuck women in the mouth." "I let beans be beans I fuck them in the mouih." "Sure." "To spare them your face." "You know why you're a pussyfucker?" "Because you're fucking my mother." "Fair enough." "Fuck who you like." "You pussyfucker." " You're nuts." "A man needs a little wind around the ears." "Your mother's a pain." "I'd rather fuck a horse." "Hey!" "Wanna fuck?" " Shut your face!" "Hey, sweetie..." "Just checking whether you're fit." " Stop it!" "She has to have a bright red bean." "I'll just check." "Super." "And what do you see?" "You're a real shit." "How much is the broccoli?" " Wrapped?" " Yes." "1.99." " Thanks." "32.50 please." "Thanks." "Here's your receipt." "See you." "Hello." "1 9.90 please." "This is Gisela." "I'm having a party." "You can come." "26.30." "No chance, she's faithful." "Who says I'm interested?" "I'm going out." "What's that about?" " l've been invited someplace." "Invited?" "What about me?" "I'm not invited then?" "But you have company." " l should say so, too." "Where are you going?" " Just down the street." "Hello." "Move over." "So you're back, huh?" "Being a cashier must be tough." "I quite like it." "Except when someone flips out." "I see." "Does that happen a lot?" "I like you." "Do you know that?" "Don't be stupid." "Honestly. I like it when someone makes me laugh." "But it wasn't even funny." " For me it was." "Foul air in here." "Gisela!" "She used to be hot." "She had great tits." "Really great tits." "Her tits were absolutely amazingly great." "Can't really describe them." "Just great tits." "The way they were meant to be." "If anything was ever meant to be." "Her tits were... her tits were simply world class." "But now she is fat, old and ugly." "If you say so." "And did you scr,ew her?" " Nah I'd only do a fat one for a bet." "I mean when she was young." "I would have done her then." "But now, no thanks." "She's not letting anyone have it." "What about yesterday?" "Tell me about it, you tree frog." "In your dreams!" "Maybe." "I can't do it." "I will get the door fixed after all." "What about the money?" "Yeah, but the car is my calling card." "What will customers think of me with that door?" "They only see you in the van." "You're chucking that?" " It's just leftovers." "So?" "I would have eaten it." " It's no good cold." "How do you know what I like?" " Sorry." "Next time I'll save it." "No wonder the boy's so skinny." "He doesn't get any." "You eat it all." "Drop it." "And what's left, you throw out." " Stop it!" "How much is the white bread?" " It needs weighing." "Try the scanner." " No, it has to be weighed." "4 euros 2." "Want to come to my place?" "I'll cook something." "Dhi'alöllst\ii'§lädtstra\code(0125)i'ülsse 1 3." "I once had fleas in my mattress." "I flipped it over, no more bloody fleas." "Only works if you don't have a rug or stuff like that." "More cheese?" "Well?" "Do you like it?" "You're a good cook." "That tastes like out of the drains." "Hungry?" "There's no sauce." "Where's Paul got to?" "Probably inside Gisela." "Your friend has amazingly perverse ideas." "Clean that up, OK." "What a mess!" "What's up?" "That's "meals on wheels"." "A social service." "Be grateful." "Clean that up!" " Don't you have a microwave?" "He got away." "Any plans for tonight?" "Stefan and my husband will be there." "I'll call you tonight." "I'm closed." "I'm closed!" "Who was that?" " Concentrate on your checkout." "Look who's here:." "Paul." "Is Gisela on holiday?" "Shut up and let me in." "That's good." "What I say to all my brides." "Shit, what's that smell?" "Herring in tomato sauce." "The tab broke." "Had to do it that way." "It's disgusting." "Some like housewives." "Others sauce." "You haven't seen her ass." " It's impossible not to see it." "But not naked." "No hair on it at all." " So what?" "She arrives, I fuck her, she leaves." "I fuck her 5 times and then I jerk off'." "She'd swallow your prick just so you stay." "Here, look at her." "Not exactly Ms Fat-ass." "Pity." " What?" "Not to meet more often." "Didn't I tell you?" " What?" "Ready to go on." "That was only the beginning of the beginning, of the beginning." "Look." "For you." "What's that for?" "Just because." "Thanks." "Mama!" "Mama!" " Coming." "If all she understands is Chinese then it's better to slap her, isn't it?" "I always understood a slap and the Chinese understand it, too." "What do you mean?" "I hear what people are saying." "I won't be made a fool." "There's nothing to say." "She looks terrible." "Her face is all green." "It's the cigarette." "I bet she doesn't usually smoke." "Must be with someone." "She wants to rattle the pots." "I can tell." "She's in love." "In love and unhappy." "What if I prove it to you?" "A case of beer?" "Two, if you do it today." "Well, did it whet your appetite?" "Did you at least jerk off watching?" "Not good enough." "What do you mean?" " It's OK for a bet but not in the long run." "I prefer things a little more lively." "She was already asleep." "Little Paul, he should know." "Yeah, because Gisela is so hot you can only dream about it." "When you're in an old folks' home, tied to your bed, with only one hand free." "You're probably just perverse." "Shut up, George." "You have no idea." "You're right about that." "Gisela does things you rent videos for." "But never get to watch because you've already come all over the cover." "That's a video. I've got the real thing." "Exactly." "Ever thought why they won't let Gisela be in one of those videos?" "There's such a thing as aesthetics." "Fuck you and your Miss Half-Dead." "Can you tell me why people go to a coffee bar and pay 5 times as much?" "I like it here." "I don't get it." "It's different to home." "There are free magazines and you can watch people." "Students?" "I should watch them?" "I'll just have a beer." "These cookies, for example, you don't get them at home." "I'm leaving." "But you liked it here." "Leaving home. I've had enough." "Where to?" "Maybe my parents." " No." "You wouldn't have a home anymore." "Just an idea." "I need the loo again." " l'll come with you." "Go on." " Finished." "You can't come anymore." "What do you mean?" "Over. "Finito"." "Can't be bothered." "OK, fine." "What do you mean, fine?" "I mean I understand." "I broke it off." " With who?" "Who do you think?" " Gisela." "Man." "Gisela." " Yeah, Who else." "OK, man, I get it." "Gisela." "OK, it's all "finito" with Gisela." "Man, what a face." "Lucky you don't have a gun." " Yeah, you're in luck." "Oh, right." "Say, did we ever get in a fight?" "Why are you asking?" " No?" "Shit no!" "Why?" " And you really mean Gisela?" "You really mean Gisela, not my mother?" "Really not my mother?" "Yesterday, that was bad." "That was really too much." "What was?" " Well, about Gisela." "What about Gisela?" " Don't tell me you didn't hear." "You shouldn't have done that." "She's cracked up." "Now she's in the nut house and the brat's gone." " Gone?" "Yeah, gone." "She just snapped." "Completely lost it." "Threw the kid out the window." "I don't know." "Maybe it just fell." "You know how mothers can be." "Right." "She screamed so much, they gave her a shot." " Get off my car!" "She's in the nut house and the kid fell out the window." "And all because little Paul chucked her." "Are you deaf, or what?" "I'd like to sit here a bit longer." "It's nice and warm." "Now it's even warmer." "And now the kid's dead." " Sure." "She lives on the 3rd floor." "See, they get mad when you sit on them." "Please, I'd like to stay a little and chat to my friend." "Careful, or it'll come off." "Would be a pity." "Bettina!" "George." "Stop it!" "Didn't I say I don't do that anymore?" "Calm down." " How long do you want to lie there?" "Don't know yet." "You have to go now." "Well, then." "You got a screw loose?" "You're nuts." "Stop it." " Are we your guests, or not?" "Remember where we met, huh?" "There, she's all yours." "Basically Gisela in miniature." "Tease them, please them, and off to the nut house." "I'm going." "Please open up or I'll get into trouble." "OK, you said "please", and, believe it or not I'm a stickler for manne!" "rs." "Especially with women." "You know, some are really quite vulgar." "Paul!" "What is it?" "Laura." "What do you think?" "Nice?" "Honestly?" "Not because I just bought it?" "Well, at last." "Is he looking for you?" "No idea." "Maybe." "I'm off then." "Hello!" "Well... how are you?" "He's such a sicko, George." " Forget it." "It's all sorted." "I'll put on some nice music, OK?" " No." "I hate music." "I'm closed." " What do you mean?" "Last customer." "Please use a different checkout." " No bloody way." "5 euros 7, please." "Your change." "Bye!" "I'm closed." " You expect me to move all that?" "Anything I can do for you?" "Sure, let's go on a trip." "I'm not that spontaneous." "May I?" "Park it here in the car park?" "Better not." "Let's take the car and disappear." "Better not." "Can I try out the seats?" "No fear, I'm off." "Hi!" "Let me go. I have a delivery." "What do you want?" "is your job important?" "More so than your family?" " What do you mean?" "You should get yourself a job and a family, my friend." "I'm working on it, buddy." "You know I'm a late developer." "Take your paws off my car." "Guess what your wife's doing?" "Shit, that is cold!" "Well, sweeties." "How is it?" "I'm not getting out if he's there." "You have no choice." "Be grateful I'm keeping watch." "What now?" "I have to go home." "Lost your appetite?" " Who wants to know?" "Bye then." "Bye." "Bye." "So her kid came back from the dead." " Man, cheer up, buddy." "What was that about?" "Shall I tell you something?" " You will anyway. - 10 euros?" "20!" "20 just to listen." "No bloody way." "What's going on here?" "Papa said I could watch some more TV." "To bed. I'll count to 3." "One... two  three." " Papa?" "Forget it." "I'm going to bed, too." "Hello?" "I thought maybe Paul was here." " No Paul." "Come in anyway." "I haven't had it like that for ages." "Back to the good old days." "Well, what's up?" " Stop, or I'll leave." "Don't make me unhappy." " You already are." " Not around you." "Shall we go there?" "I have a car." "Gotcha." "What?" "Did you ring the bell before?" "We're paying you a visit." "We had coffee and now want to see what's up." "What a pile of shit!" "Go get some beer." "We've run out." "Sure, we have beer." "On the back seat." "Then you know where it is." "Your friend and I are thirsty." "I'll tidy up a little." "This one, for example, needs to go there." "That one here" "is for you." "Why always break everything, George?" "Killing people is different from breaking things." "Some people should be killed." "Me, for example." "You're nuts!" "If I strangled you now, I'd land in the nut house." "Idiotic, because I'd kill you in my right mind." "The nut house, I'd be thinking while squeezing, I can deal with that." "Stop it, George, that's not like you." "I know you." "You know no-one." "Where's Paul, for example?" "Don't know." "Getting beer." "Sure, getting beer." "On the way, anything might happen and you'd have no idea." "is a lake dead if all its fish are?" "It's great that you never say anything." "That makes you good." "I'm making roast chicken for dinner." "We're at your parents' tonight." "What for?" " What for?" "They invited us." "That's what for!" "Listen, I'll bet my little cutie here you won't open up the rest of the case and finish them." "Are you on?" " Are you nuts?" "Fine with me." "When I die I want to be cremated." "Tell me did you really fuck George's mother?" "That's my business." "Where's your mum?" "At home." " And your dad?" "At work." "And uncle Paul?" "Don't know." "What's that?" "Special place for mum and uncle Paul?" "Come here." "What's up?" "Can I come in?" "It's nice here." "Could invite me more often." "What's up, George?" " Nothing." "I thought we were friends." "Neighbours, anyhow." "Eternally bound together by a little secret." " What secret?" "I've known you long enough to know what you want." "But it doesn't exist." "You missed the boat." "Pity, but we'll get over it." " l will." "Bunny, bunny, one day the bubble will burst." "Let me touch you." "Stop it, George!" "Can I have that?" "You smell like an ashtray." "Disgusting at the dinner table." "Mama!" "Keep your shoes on, we're going out." "Where to, if I may ask." "I'm meeting someone." "Gisela!" "Gisela!" "Don't bother to come back." "I'm not in the mood." "No need to look like that." "I know exactly why you're here." "Come here." "Sit, yeah, sit." "What's his name?" "Adolf." "Nice." "Nice dog!" "Your dog is a whore." "See that?" "Careful." "Adolf is a male." "Hey!" "Your girlfriend wanted something from Adolf." "I don't have a girlfriend." "I give guys like you a blow job." "I dream of fucking you one after the other." "Come here, Adolf." "The ambulance is coming." "I called them." "George was beaten up." "I expected the ambulance." "Tat: i"Olü-tata!" "Why don't you go and get some rolls." "Just carry on." "I'll jerk off watching." "Thanks!" "She's put on weight again." "Good to lie on." "Women are mattresses." "Good to lie on but not too long, or the fleas will come."