"Kongtong Seal" "Stop pretending." "If it wasn't for that old hag, how would I be trapped here?" "999 years!" "You've been trapped here for 999 years?" "I calculate every day." "No less than that." "Then the old hag you're talking about is the Queen of Di Ren tribe?" "Smart." "That's her." "You may go back and tell her." "That old fellow, Guyue will never come back to this place." "Tell her to forget about it." "It's been 1000 years already!" "You should snap out of it!" "Immortal, how about..." "Letting us go first?" "Because we were trapped here by that Queen too." "We're on the same boat." "Trying to fool me?" "It won't be that easy!" "I'll know everything with just a touch!" "What are you doing?" "Perfect smooth skin." "You're not that old women's shrimp and crab army." "You-you really are a young person." "Of course I'm not some shrimp and crab army." "When you got thrown in, which one of you said you was the Earthly Emperor?" "Pardon me." "I'm the Earthly Emperor." "I don't really count as one yet." "So, I can be regarded as a future Earthly Emperor." "How would you prove this?" "That, I cannot prove." "Why do we have to prove it to you?" "How many sacred artifacts have you found?" "You fool!" "How can you simply tell him that?" "Fix!" "You!" "If this little lass annoys me anymore," "I'll turn your mouth into a fish mouth." "You'll only be able to spit bubbles and won't be able to speak at all." "Mischievous." "Now can you tell me?" "Did Guyue find you guys?" "I don't know." "Why?" "You were disrespectful to my friend." "Why should I tell you?" "You...!" "Weird old man!" "Then you should have a taste of what it's like to be imprisoned here for 999 years!" "Anyone would go weird!" "Alright, I let go of your friend." "Now can you tell me?" "This" " I really don't know." "Why?" "This Guyue I really don't know." "If it's Hu Ge, I do know one though." "He's a heartthrob in town." "(*Hu Ge is the actor playing Yuwen Tuo)" "This Guyue..." "Who exactly is he?" "Why are there so many people looking for him?" "I'm talking about Guyue and you're talking about Hu Ge?" "!" "(*When you split Hu, it becomes "Gu Yue")" "Heaven's will." "Everything is Heaven's will." "Guyue is the lover whom the old lady had been waiting for all these while." "Since the beginning of time, such a legend has been circulating." "The most beautiful voice in the human realm can be found at the Northern Sea." "Back then, on account of the legend, Guyue and I set foot in every nook and cranny of the Northern Sea." "All for the sake of finding the heartwarming Heavenly voice." "It was said that the owner of the voice is the top beauty of the three realms." "I'm Guyue." "May I ask this lady..." "The beauty at the moment was unforgettable." "Guyue and the mermaid created the world's most touching moment." "That year, my buddy found his destined lover." "What?" "Are you saying that the three realms' top beauty is that crazy, petty and imperious woman?" "Right." "That's her." "That's hard to imagine." "I think she's very pretty." "Heaven knows how any times prettier she is compared to you." "Looking at your situation..." "The fate between them won't go well." "It's Heaven's will." "It's this line again." "And walking ahead again." "Can you change to something else?" "It's Heaven's will." "We really must leave." "Why?" "Heaven's secrets must not be divulged." "But Guyue gave his word." "Once all is done, he'll come and meet you again." "Why?" "We really cannot say." "This is a classified mission." "Heaven's secrets must not be divulged." "If you won't tell me why, even if it's thousands or millions of years, I'll wait for you here." "Guyue." "Since then, at the heart of the Northern Sea, the Queen of Di Ren tribe would wait for Guyue everyday..." "Until 1000 years later." "Is he coming back?" "Don't wait for him anymore." "He wants me to pass you a message." "He asks you not to wait for him anymore." "I can wait." "I can keep on waiting." "Listen to my advice." "Even if you wait for another 1000 years," "He wont come back." "Why?" "Have I become old?" "Have I become ugly?" "Does he not love me?" "No." "You are the same as before." "Still as beautiful." "Don't think too much." "Then why wont he come back?" "No." "I will definitely wait for his return." "I'll definitely wait for his return!" "Why must you do that?" "You shut up!" "You shut up!" "My final advice to you." "Don't bring trouble upon yourself." "No one can leave!" "If you stay, I don't believe that Guyue won't come and look for me." "It was like this." "I was imprisoned here for 999 years." "999 years and he won't save you?" "He's really not good enough of a buddy!" "His mission is more important than anything else." "Although he's not coming, it's justifiable." "But to me, a man who can't even say a word of sorry..." "He's either heartless or he's ungrateful." "That's because you don't understand him." "He's aware that he can't meet Di Ren tribe's Queen again." "If he meets her again, he won't ever bear to leave." "Fine, don't leave then." "If you love a person, you should be brave anyway." "Love can certainly make a person brave." "But love can also make a person weak as well." "Just like the Queen." "Suffering and waiting for Guyue." "It's also a kind of weakness, isn't it?" "No, no, no." "Guyue, this scoundrel's situation is different." "He got a mission on hand." "There's no delays allowed." "Otherwise, the consequence would be unimaginable." "What mission is that?" "To have let his buddy be imprisoned for 1000 years and let his woman wait for 2000 years." "Is it that important?" "The three realms of humans, deities and demons, only one person can know the truth." "And you..." "You're only a Future Earthly Emperor." "Therefore, you're not qualified to ask." "Alright then." "We're locked up in this place anyway." "We'll wait for you to speak up." "Hey, tomorrow is already the 7th day." "We're running out of time." "Don't worry." "I won't just sit idle and wait." "I have a way." "This is your solution?" "Lets use mine" "Still, my sprites are useful, right?" "Your turn." "Fifteen, the rest depends on you." "Go and hook me the key and I'll let Xiao Xue give you a kiss." "Fifteen, good boy." "Why does Fifteen turn like this when he hears about Xiao Xue?" "About this..." "Well, you'll have to check on yourself for a bit." "Good Fifteen." "Xiao Xue." "Fifteen." "Xiao Xue." "I'm wrong." "Da Huang." "Good boy, Da Huang." "Open the door." "Aren't we going to call Ran Weng?" "Let's ignore him first." "Thats right, don't care about me." "Immortal Ran Weng, its just..." "I am the one sleeping." "Yet, you're the ones dreaming." "What dream, Immortal?" "Trying to escape is a dream." "2, 6, 3." "What's this?" "It's 263." "These 1000 years," "I used 263 different ways to leave this place." "You can see." "It's not as comfy as just lying down and sleeping here." "Surely there's another way out." "Right, we really have to go." "Alright..." "We'll talk again if you're back alive." "Goodbye." "I'm not leaving." "Why?" "Because..." "If it was such an easy escape, then how could Immortal Ran Weng be locked up for 999 years?" "I say, little kid." "You're really quite smart." "This is...?" "Out there is the bottom of a million foot deep sea." "So even if we got out, we're still under the million feet of ocean?" "So Ju Hai is actually a million foot deep sea dungeon?" "You two kids really take me as an old fool." "You're mischievous again." "With my thousand years of power," "I can wander freely around every corner of this place." "But there is no way to leave this sea." "Jingchou, can you hear me?" "Jingchou, can you hear?" "I heard you." "Is it Jian Shuang?" "How's the situation over there?" "This side..." "Is good." "You're lying again." "Jian Shuang, can you hear us?" "We met Di Ren tribe's Queen." "Then, we were imprisoned here." "No, no." "Don't listen to Tuoba's nonsense." "We're thinking of a way out of here." "Keep in mind." "The deadline for Senior Brother's revival is tomorrow." "Relax, you have me, the Earthly Emperor here." "There's no problem." "Counting on a wimp like you equals doomsday." "You guys, go underwater immediately." "You must find the missing Ju Hai." "I must find a way in." "We could set a fire." "When Ju Hai is suffocated, it will go up for air." "If it wants to breath, it will go to the water surface." "Not a bad idea." "I tried that idea during my first year here." "What happened when you tried it?" "Instead of air, Ju Hai gulped down mouthfuls and mouthfuls of sea water." "And this place was swish-swash..." "It was flooded for three days." "Then, wouldn't you have drowned before you could escape?" "It's okay." "Because I'm an immortal." "But..." "Both of you have to be watch out." "Immortal, during the past 1000 years you've been here, have you ever seen the Kongtong Seal?" "I have seen it." "Or perhaps, I haven't seen it." "It depends on why you're asking the question." "It's like this." "I have a bosom friend." "Now he's on the verge of death." "Only the Kongtong Seal could save him." "To save or not to save." "All of these are Heaven's will." "Heaven's will." "Your words are always so ambiguous." "I might as well go and ask myself." "Get up." "It hurts." "If you don't want to die, then tell me where is the Kongtong Seal?" "I really don't know." "Miss, please spare me!" "He really doesn't seem to know." "Why don't you just let him go?" "If he doesn't tell us I won't let go." "Immortal." "Alright, alright..." "Kongtong Seal is what Guyue gave to that Queen as a love token back then." "It's in the hands of the Queen now." "But no one really knows the specific location where she keeps the seal." "Now can you let go of that poor fellow?" "Thank you, thank you...!" "Now lets go and see the Queen and get the Kongtong Seal." "Just with the two of you and you want to get Kongtong Seal from the Queen?" "Dream on." "Immortal Ran Weng." "You two...." " Here, here, here." "You're bighearted and all-powerful." "You definitely have a way to help us, right?" "Not just that." "Immortal Ran Weng is tall and strong." "He's merciful." "Surely he'll help us." "Am I right?" "If Heaven really has eyes, it must bring the both of you together as a pair." "If you'll be the matchmaker, then I'll sacrifice myself and marry her." "What are you saying?" "Enough, enough, enough." "Both of you chime in perfect harmony." "The husband sings and the wife follows." "Heaven doesn't have to pair you up." "Both of you will still be a couple." "Don't move!" "Immortal." "A man with a man like this..." "That's not good." "Immortal Ran Weng." "What are you doing?" "It's from this angle." "He does really look somewhat like Guyue." "Really?" "Stop that." "Keep it up." "Keep it up." "Hurry!" "You're still not as handsome as Guyue back then." "But don't you worry." "I have a way to fix that." "Immortal Ran Weng,why did you change me to Guyue's appearance?" "Immortal Guyue has returned!" "Is it you?" "I..." "I've come late." "Is it really you?" "I have come." "You finally came back." "Yu Yu (fishy fishy), I've returned." "You deserve to die." "Yu Yu, can we not use a knife..?" "2000 years." "I've been waiting here for 2000 years." "Do you know what it's like to wait alone?" "Do you know how lonely I am?" "Do you know how much I miss you every day and night?" "Why didn't you leave me a letter, or even a word?" "Why don't you leave anything at all?" "Why?" ""Guan!" "Guan!" "Cried the ospreys on the islet of the river." (Love poem from the Book of Songs, Shi Jing)" ""The mild-mannered girl, a fine match for the gentleman."" "Stop it." ""Unable to find her, awake or in dreams he thought of her."" ""Longingly, longingly, he tossed and turned from side to side."" "I was hardhearted because I couldn't bear to leave you." "There are too many relationships in the world that couldn't stand the test of time." "Heaven wanted to test on our love, so they made you wait for 2000 years." "Now I'm finally back." "Are you the Gu Gu I love?" "Are you the Gu Gu I miss so much?" "It's me." "I'm sorry, sweetheart." "I made you wait for so long." "Both of you have to go separate ways." "Jingchou, you're responsible in diverting the old woman away." "Yu'er, you're responsible in looking for Kongtong Seal." "The magic cudgel?" "If they have it here, then Kongtong Seal is surely here." "Why are all of them magic cudgels?" "Then where is the Kongtong Seal?" "Immortal, this way please." "This is the Queen's room?" "Yes, the Queen hasn't returned yet." "She ordered us that if you wanted anything," "Immortal may tell us what to do." "Nothing, you may leave." "Yes, Immortal." "Perhaps..." "I could find the Kongtong Seal first." "Not here either." "Gu Gu what are you looking for?" "Nothing." "Sweetheart, I would just like to know if you kept the love token I gave to you safe." "Of course I did." "In that case, how about a bit of reminiscence of the past?" "I'll go get it." "This is our love token." "Why is it a little Wangba (tortoise)?" "It's not just a little wangba." "It's our cute Xiaoba (lil' tortoise)." "Have you forgotten that?" "Without food or water, it can still survive thousands of years." "Right." "It's just like our love." "It's everlasting." "Do we only have this love token?" "Of course not." "This is everything that you gave me." "I have taken good care of them." "Is this everything?" "I doubt you have ever taken my gifts seriously." "Are you talking about this?" "2000 years." "I treasured this the most." "In my life, this is the first flower I received." "It's also the only one." "That's why I've always..." "Always treasured it." "I'm sorry." "The flower might be nice, but it will eventually wilt." "But Gu Gu, now that you're back..." "All this mortal stuff is not important anymore." "The flower may have wilted, but Yu Yu, you're still as young and beautiful as ever." "Gu Gu, I miss you so much." "Actually, I gave you the Kongtong Seal, did I?" "Why didn't you kiss me just now?" "I..." "You are not Guyue." "When are you going to stop the pretense?" "Da Huang?" "Get in." "Be gentle!" "It really hurts!" "Get in!" "Go!" "Why do all of you love pulling the ears?" "Cut the crap!" "Hurry!" "Gently." "What are you talking about?" "Nothing, nothing." "Tell me what is this place?" "It's been 2000 years." "How can I remember?" "But even if I don't know, you cannot say I'm not Guyue." "Alright." "Let me remind you." "At the back of this Water Curtain Cave is Ju Hai's heart." "What is in store inside is the Kongtong Seal you gave me." "The Kongtong Seal is here?" "The Kongtong Seal is really here." "The Water Curtain Cave has a mystical power." "It can show the person you love most." "Then let us testify and see." "If you're really my Gu Gu, the one you see will definitely be me." "That won't be necessary." "I saw the person I love the most..." "It's Da Huang?" "It can't be." "Why is it Tuoba?" "Who will it be?" "If you really are Guyue, then who is this female animal?" "I..." "Female animal?" "Are you mad?" "Kongtong Seal." "You brought her here." "What's the meaning of this?" "Who are you?" "What's happening to you?" "What's going on?" "Tuoba, you..." "So both of you conspired together." "Don't misunderstand." "Wait." "Da Huang!" "I've cast a spell on Kongtong Seal." "It could assure you and the entire Di Ren tribe everlasting youth." "But you also have to promise me." "Safeguard Kongtong Seal well." "If anyone moves it, the youth maintenance spell will be broken." "If you turn ugly, then don't blame me for not loving you anymore." "What's happening?" "Who are you?" "It's me." "I've never seen you before." "Tuoba, it's me." "Tuoba?" "You are...?" "It's me..." "Jingchou." "Wait." "Da Huang!" "Why have you become like this?" "Gently..." "My bones are about to break." "What did that Queen do to you?" "This poison is called the Five Coral Venom." "It's the old woman's unique trick." "Then why don't you save him?" "Because I can't save him." "This kind of venom..." "Besides the old woman, no one can cure." "This lad is considered not that bad." "He's cheerful in nature, so he aged much slower than the others." "It's just illness and death." "Take it easy." "How can I take it easy?" "How can he die?" "He's still so young." "How can he die from aging?" "Jingchou." "Where did all those disgusting bugs come from?" "Rascal, what did you say?" "!" "Shouldn't you be kneeling upon seeing the Prince?" "A dog prince maybe?" "In a rotten place like this?" "You're dreaming!" "Love Knot?" "What's a Love Knot?" "It requires a virgin boy and girl." "They need to hold hands and link their hearts together." "They need to endure hardships together." "They will create miracle with their tears." "I finally know why I saw you." "Chen Jingchou, you listen up." "I'll never allow you to die!"