"HOLIDAYS WITH GHOSTS" "THE HAUNTED CASTLE" "Starring" "Written by Adam Bahdaj" "Music" "Directed by" "Say cheese" "Thank you." "It's only 20 Złotys." "Mailed on request." "Hold on, just one more to make sure." "Thank you!" "I told you to fix this helmet." "Get it open." "Here you go, pretty lady." "The ancient castle was built in the 14th century by Prince Bogusław." "Excuse me..." "Is this castle Haunted?" "Don't interrupt." "It's a very interesting story." "Aren't ghosts interesting?" "Legend has it that Bogusław married Brunhilde, the daughter of the Margrave of Brandenburgh." "The wily woman conspired with the Germans, and opened the gates of the castle." "The Prince and his knights drove the invaders out." "And she was thrown off the tower." "But the prince loved her so much he never got over his deed." "Out of despair he jumped into this well, 63 meters deep." "God rest his soul!" "Legend has it that when the peace of the castle is disturbed," "Brunhilde appears atop the tower and weeps, while the prince climbs out of the well, to pace the walls of the castle." "We're in the dungeons now." "This was the torture chamber." "What you'll see in a moment..." "Stop it, Pikador!" "What are you doing here?" "Who fixed you like this?" "Come on!" "Are you deaf?" "Why don't you answer?" "If you don't confess you'll stay here for the night." "You have 10 seconds to tell me." "One... two.." "three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine..." " I did it!" " And me." " We did it." "Aha!" "Long time, no see!" " What do you mean by this?" " It's an experiment." "How long one can stand it..." "We're in the Explorers Club." "I had to get you out of the well once." "This time you won't get away with it!" "Relax, boss." " It's no big deal..." " No big deal?" " And who opened this thing?" " It opened by itself, I guess." "Tell it to the marines." "Some explorers!" "Are you crazy!" "What are you doing?" "Let me out!" "Help!" "Let me out!" "I'll get you rascals!" "Hurry up, Perelka." "Scram!" "Somebody let me out!" "Hide!" "They're not here." "Must be downstairs." "Spoiled brats!" "There's nothing to see here!" "Repairs!" "go back please!" "Up those stairs." "Go ahead." "Look!" "A custom made outfit, pure steel, the latest in 14th century fashion." " It's the famous Knights Room." " How do you know?" " From the guidebook." " What are you doing?" " I'll see if it fits me." "Help me with my armour, servants." "What do you think?" "Great." "But your ears stick out." "Not like yours." "Get me a helmet." "Not so hard!" "You'll crush my nose!" "Help!" " Are you suffocating?" " No, but it's too tight." "Get it off me!" "What about me?" "I can't give you the go-ahead." "This beautiful room should be restored." "But you want to turn it into God knows what." "As a conservator, I can't agree." "We have all the necessary papers and bank credits, it can't wait." " Just take a look, sir." " I already have." "It's an outrage." "To embellish these historic walls with God knows what..." "Over my dead body!" "Young people..." "Young people want a dance hall." "They keep inquiring." "Don't you care what people say?" "Dances?" "Fine!" "But in this historic setting." "Let them admire the architecture." "If I lose the credits I'm finished." "You preside over the Friends of the Castle Society.." " It's so hot outside." " Tell them it's an outrage." "As the president I must object." "You see?" "The public is against it." "But I'm not doing it for myself." "It's for the public." "Show them the resolution." " Let's consult with Warsaw." " My credits will be cancelled." "We've contracted a construction company." "They're here." "Sorry, we've got to start." "Three shifts, round the clock." "But... gentlemen." "Heed my words!" "If you defile this place, may it's spirits speak up!" "Ouch!" "Good sports..." "Like hell!" "You left me out in the cold!" "Cowards!" "Couldn't you have stayed quiet?" "What!" "With that nail inside?" "See the mark." "Is it bleeding?" "Excavations." "Do not enter" "Ouch!" "Let go!" "Watch where you're going!" "What are you doing here?" "Climb up, quick!" "Hey!" "Get out of there!" "You'll get lost in the maze!" "It's okay, he's gone." "I'm going back." " Chicken?" " No, but my neck aches." "We need a torch." "Let's go back." "Milksops!" "Looking for me, eh?" "What's this belt for?" "To stick together in the dark." " Who was it?" " Not a ghost, considering his jeans." " What was he looking for?" " Mushrooms perhaps." " He's gone." " Look at this!" "Some Picasso!" "The top is culture, the bottom is architecture." " What can it be?" " A layout." " Of course, but of what?" " The castle." "Here's the tower..." "the walls, the courtyard..." "The stairs leading into the yard." " I'm not blind, am I?" " Here's the main entrance." " And the wall." " And the excavations." "We went this way to the dungeons." "You guys need any help?" "We couldn't help but admire your painting." "You must eat everything." "No leftovers!" "To leave such extraterrestrial food?" " Extraterrestrial?" " Out of this world!" " You haven't even tasted it yet." " But the smell..." "Yummy!" "Mrs Lichón!" "The castle..." "The castle is haunted!" "You're seeing things, that's all." "I swear it's for real." "Oh my goodness..." "I was walking by, and suddenly I heard a groan." "The earth sort of split open." "Then there was that flash, like a thunderbolt." " And right there on the tower..." " What happened?" "On the tower..." "That white apparition..." " Let's go." " Where to?" " To the castle." " It's haunted, isn't it?" "Exactly, let's find out." "Something for the club." " Chicken?" " No, you go alone." " You believe in ghosts?" " No, I'm just sleepy." " Where are you going?" " To the castle." " A perfect mission for our club." " Are you sick?" "It's haunted!" "Some heroes!" "See you." "Lock the door so the ghosts can't get in." " I'm sure he'll be right back." " What do you bet?" "Oh... just forget it." " You didn't turn the lights on." " I did, but they went out." " Did you leave the tower open." " No, it was locked." " What's going on here?" " Going on..." "It's a haunted castle!" "Baloney!" "Go ahead, sir." "I'll wait." " You don't believe in ghosts do you?" " I didn't, but today..." "Nonsense." "To the woods and forests..." "Be gone, Phantom!" "Mr Miziac." "Can I smell your breath?" "Just one beer after work." "All right..." "If you have those dreams again, go tell your aunt, bye." "Bye bye." " Hey, what are you after?" " Me, nothing." "Who sent you?" "Come on!" "Nobody sent me." "I came to find out." " And what did you find out?" " Nothing at all." " What did you see?" " I saw nothing and heard nothing." " It's dark in here." " Don't try to fool me." "I mean it." "I wasn't here to start with." " All right." "A deal?" " Sure, you weren't here either." "Right." "Get lost now." "Come on, that's not fair!" "We've only just begun and you want to go?" "There's the contract..." " Yes, but there's no light." " Short circuit, perhaps..." " Maybe, but those flashes out there..." " No good, this job." "On and off, on and off..." "Let's go, boss." "Wait a minute!" "It must be some practical joke." "Don't say you believe in ghosts!" "The lights, Mr Miziak!" "I swear I saw her." "On the tower." "It must be a publicity stunt." "To keep the business going..." "Don't discourage my men." "Check the outlets instead." "She had big, flashing eyes..." "Shut up!" "See?" "It's all right." "Some minor malfunction, folks." "Let's go to work, guys." "But no magic, please." "It's not halloween yet." "Drop by tomorrow, we'll discuss..." "Mr Miziak!" "Enough is enough." "Let's go." " I promise it won't happen again." " Look we're paid by piece." " We're not making money here." " Please, I'll raise your pay!" "I promise we'll clear this up." "Forgive me, Brunhilde!" "Forgive me, Brunhilde!" "Get him!" "Come on!" "Mr Meister!" "Mr Meister!" "The power's on again!" " Scared, were you?" " You bet!" " Were you doing the ghost?" " You're too curious..." "Hush!" "But..." "I don't know what to make of it." "Original hardsubs by Grażyna Bialik"