"[The Shinsengumi are sharing ghost stories to cool off at night." "Inayama-san's story is "Woman in a Red Kimono."]" "[A cursed voice is heard at midnight." "What did Hijikata see?" "!" "]" "like tonight..." "I was setting off fireworks with my friends and noticed it had gotten dark." "I thought my mom would get upset and kick me if I didn't get home right away." "I decided to go home." "We cleaned up the exploded fireworks and glanced at the Temple School. a woman in a red kimono was looking right at me from the window of the Temple School." "but I wanted to find out more." "So I gingerly asked her what she was doing up this late." "And she smiled at me and said..." "We've run out of mayonnaise!" "Vice-chief!" "What the heck-?" "!" "You ruined the ending!" "I don't care about that!" "The mayonnaise ran out!" "I told you to buy more." "Yakisoba's no good without it!" "already!" "That doesn't look like Yakisoba anymore!" "It's "Yaki-mayonnaise" now!" "Chief!" "Chief!" "My goodness!" "Chief!" "The mayonnaise made him faint!" "It's terrible!" "That's so stupid!" "They're all obsessed with ghost stories." "There's no way that ghosts exist." "there're so many mosquitoes these days." "Die..." "Die..." "Die..." "Hijikata... die..." "It can't be..." "What are you doing here at this time of night?" "Jo..." "Jogging." "You liar!" "your head would catch fire!" "weren't you?" "!" "You're really self-consciousness." "you'll suffer a nervous breakdown." "What?" "!" "Hijikata-san?" "did you just see something over there?" "Nothing really..." "I thought I just saw..." "["Watch Out for Conveyor Belts!"]" "That's terrible... how many people so far?" "Eighteen troops." "So over half the squad has been struck down." "I've got to admit..." "This is getting kind of eerie." "Everyone flat on their backs." "It's mortifying!" "I can't even tell anyone about it." "The shame!" "Toshi..." "I wasn't beaten by a ghost." "I was beaten by mayonnaise!" "That's even worse." "Everybody is making delirious sounds about the woman in the red kimono." "Is that the same ghost Inayama-san was talking about the other night?" "Idiot!" "There's no such thing as ghosts." "Toshi." "This building is cursed." "It must be possessed by a horrible spirit." "What are you talking about?" "!" "never." "here they are." "Yamazaki!" "I found these exorcists downtown." "Hello." "Who are these guys?" "Is the circus in town?" "they're here for a exorcising." "hey!" "Are you kidding?" "These guys look so shady." "Oh?" "Your back..." "What...?" "There's something on my back?" "He's done for with that on him." "can I?" "can you help us?" "I'm too scared to go to the bathroom by myself." "gorilla." "right?" "We looked around the house." "gorilla." "didn't you?" "why don't we do an exorcism?" "gorilla." "they're getting in the habit of saying "gorilla." "gorilla?" "It's contagious!" "Um..." "A factory foreman." "it's the spirit of a factory foreman who died after getting stuck in a conveyer belt." "But everyone said they saw a woman's spirit." "Oh right!" "It's the spirit of a woman who looked like the factory foreman who killed herself by getting stuck in a conveyer belt." "That explanation's too long!" "And what does a factory foreman have to do with it?" "!" "are you Yamazaki?" "okay?" "Eh..." "W-Wait a minute." "Wait... "Exorcise"..." "How are you gonna do that?" "We'll just hit you really hard." "anybody can do that!" "here!" "Looked to me like you delivered a body blow instead of putting a spirit in." "I went into him." "and it's all my fault..." "Hey!" "It's the factory foreman!" "Oh?" "What was the story again?" "Idiot!" "It's about a woman who died after getting stuck in a conveyer belt." "There's no way a woman would get stuck in a conveyer belt." "A conveyer belt..." "Oh?" "What type?" "Never mind!" "Just act like a normal woman!" "No way!" "but it's the most difficult acting there is!" "Nobody expects that level of realism!" "mummy man!" "Your outfit is what's unrealistic!" "Say that again?" "!" "I thought I look mysterious like this." "you guys!" "are you listening to me?" "Both of you!" "Ah." "We didn't mean any harm." "We didn't have a job." "We just thought exorcising ghosts might be a good job to make money because it's summer and it's blazing hot in town." "Gin-san? so I wanted to use my special talent to help people." "I see an angry old granny behind you." "Really?" "She must be the granny who owned the candy store." "I made fake winning tickets to get ice cream lots of times." "so she must still be mad at me." "What should I do?" "she'll forgive you." "All right." "Then drink this up through your nose." "Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!" "What's this nostalgic feeling?" "!" "Like when I was a kid and almost drowned in the swimming pool!" "I feel like my head is going to explode..." "Help me!" "Hey!" "An innocent girl says her head is going to explode!" "Are you guys sure you want the show to finish like this?" "!" "We'll start "Shinsengumi:" "Wind of Blood Chronicles"!" "Don't miss it!" "They're going to kill us." "help me!" "Sogo will discover the joys of sadism." "What are you talking about?" "He's a prince from a sadistic planet." "It's too late." "I don't feel so good." "Normally we'd beat you and cut you in strips..." "But we're so busy we have no time for that these days." "So just leave." "they're scared of ghosts." "Poor babies." "Want mommy to stand and guard while you go potty?" "Are you ridiculing a samurai?" "!" "Please come with me to the bathroom." "I can't believe that you're asking!" "I was holding off on a trip to the bathroom because I'm scared." "let's go." "All right." "are you that scared?" "You wanna seriously live your life like that?" "Hey!" "please keep quiet about this." "I'm begging you." "It looks like you guys really are in trouble." "Are you all right?" "It's so shameful..." "I never thought my army would be so petrified of ghosts like this. but I have no idea what to do against something we can't see." "Huh?" "What?" "You believe in ghosts?" "over here!" "I'll kill you someday." "Don't tell me you saw the woman in the red kimono." "I can't tell for sure." "But I saw something strange." "I don't think it was human." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Help!" "Daddy!" "Bring me a Band-Aid!" "The size that can wrap around a whole person!" "Did you guys rehearse this or something?" "!" "A woman in a red kimono..." "It reminds me of a ghost story..." "At the Temple School I used to go to...that story got passed around a lot." "a student was playing at school." "Wait for me!" "I'm begging you... just wait for me." "Don't make a mess!" "but..." "So many mosquitoes around a woman wearing a kimono appeared." "And he asked her what she was doing... what's wrong?" "Got caught in your zipper?" "what happened?" "!" "He got caught in his zipper." "Get out of my way!" "How did he end up like that?" "Uh..." "W-W-Woman in the red kimono..." "Uh..." "Sh-She's coming!" "Kondo-san!" "Pull yourself together!" "too." "you know..." "He's probably dreaming of a woman he made cry a long time ago." "but he's never made a woman cry." "Then the woman that made you cry has come back to complain some more." "I'd never been with a bad woman like that before." "I see." "Then what?" "Heck if I know." "But I can tell you that there's something strange going on in this building." "I think that's a ghost." "Ah?" "I don't believe in unscientific things like ghosts." "Though I believe in the Lost Continent of Mu." "That's nonsense." "It's too much trouble." "Let's go home." "Gin-san..." "What're you doing?" "Hey!" "I thought you guys were frightened so I was trying to help you." "your hands are all sweaty and gross." "Ah?" "What are you talking about?" "!" "Ah!" "The woman in the red kimono!" "Gin-san?" "the entrance to Mu... tough guy..." "Are you afraid of...a ghost...?" "What?" "this guy..." "Oh?" "what are you doing?" "the entrance to Mayonnaise Kingdom... wait!" "Don't get me wrong!" "but not me." "You're the one who's afraid!" "is all!" "all right." "You just go to Mu or Mayonnaise Kingdom or wherever." "What does your contemptuous look mean?" "What's that?" "forget it." "The same trick doesn't work twice." "come on-you're taking this joke too far." "they really put a lot of effort into that put-down." "Prankster kids..." "You can't deceive us." "G-Good evening." "I-I-I saw her!" "She was real!" "She was real!" "Gin-chan!" "Forget about them." "They're doomed." "Th...they made it." "...Wait a minute." "They're carrying her!" "They're carrying the woman!" "Get awaaaay!" "Hey!" "Why are you running from us?" "!" "Oh?" "Hold on." "Do you feel something heavy on your back?" "I don't know!" "I have no idea!" "I'm sure someone is on us;" "I feel something heavy." "Shut up." "Why don't you check then?" "Can't you just take a look at it?" "!" "Hold on." "Let's do this." "Let's both turn around and look at the same time." "Just make sure you do it!" "Don't cheat me!" "You definitely look back!" "Here we go!" "G-Good evening." "They died!" "They really died!" "Yes!" "I'll finally be promoted to Vice-chief." "Whatever!" "there's a mosquito coil." "What's that?" "What the hell is that?" "did Gin-chan die?" "Did he?" "I once tried to summon an evil spirit so Hijikata-san would die." "Maybe it's left over from back then... anyway?" "!" "Are you the root of this evil?" "You bastard-I'll avenge Gin!" "hey!" "Stop it!" "This place is too small for that!" "why are you..." "I-It's here!" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry!" "too!" "stupid!" "so please forgive us." "I don't taste very good..." "I don't taste very good..." "I don't taste..." "Oh!" "She's gone." "Wh-Why?" "Stop with the annoying sound effects!" "...You survived." "You must have the luck of the devil!" "Wh-Where did the thing go?" "Dunno." "After the others probably." "It ran away..." "You know what?" "I was giving it my "Badass" look." "I guess it worked." "I kept pinching that thing." "You're so small-minded..." "I had a nice swim and am all refreshed." "It's time for a counterattack." "Don't try to act tough." "Your voice is quivering." "princess" "I think you're the one who's frightened." "huh?" "!" "What?" "!" "I'll exorcise you before I get that ghost!" "so I'll pay you back with interest!" "you can keep it!" "I already bought a new NES game." "already!" "Just as I expected." "This man... as well as this one... have huge mosquito bites..." "That is... not a ghost." "H-H-Hey!" "What the heck was that?" "!" "It's f-f-flying!" "are you scared?" "N-N-No way!" "Who do you think I am?" "I'm not scared!" "All right." "You be the bait." "Then I'll...do that..." "Hey!" "What does "that" mean?" "Escape?" "Are you going to skip out?" "N-No way." "Um..." "I'm going to shoot it with a bazooka." "Where's the bazooka?" "Everyone has a bazooka in their heart." "You just can't escape." "what are you doing?" "!" "Running from an enemy goes against Bushido principles." "You had better study the code from scratch." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "You'll need another hundred years to tell me about the way of the samurai." "Oh?" "I'm sorry for what I did." "I'm an Amanto." "I'm like an earth mosquito." "I got pregnant with my boss at work." "And I needed energy for the delivery." "so I decided to raise my baby myself." "so..." "I'm really sorry." "But I wanted to be strong." "I wanted to be strong enough to raise my baby!" "but can you stop making that horrible face?" "it doesn't matter whether it's a ghost or a mosquito." "It's another pain in the butt to everyone." "You're a pain in the butt!" "I'm not going to give you any reward." "Just leave." "But don't forget that it was my final blow that solved everything." "What are you talking about?" "and that solved everything." "I handled it without your help." "you sure talk big-but you were shaking in your boots." "Who would believe the terrifying Vice-chief is scared of ghosts?" "I was not scared." "I was just startled." "It's a huge difference." "I bet you were really scared." "I was pretending that I was following the scripts." "I prefer doing it like this." "Let's do it every week... it's time to go..." "What are you two doing?" "I dropped my contact... 12)}[Preview]" "It's hot!" "Hot!" "Why do I have to get sweaty working to buy a fan?" "!" "but I'm getting hotter!" "So Be Careful." "Try the Swordfish!"]" "the master of the lake?" "Ebina-san?" "What the..." "He actually has a name?" "!" "]" "I've got enough mayonnaise!"