"Alice thought to herself..." "ALICE" "INSPIRED BY LEWIS CARROLL'S ALICE IN WONDERLAND" "A FILM BY" "ALICE ..."Now you will see a film..."" "ART DIRECTION" ""...made for children."" "SOUND" "Perhaps." "EDITOR" "But I nearly forgot!" "ANIMATION" "You must..." "PRODUCER ...close your eyes." "DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY" "Otherwise..." "SCRIPTED, DESIGNED  DIRECTED ...you won't see anything." ""Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be late," said the White Rabbit." ""I shall be too late," sighed the White Rabbit." "Please, sir." ""Oh dear, how late it's getting," sighed the White Rabbit." "Sir?" "Please?" ""Oh dear, oh dear," muttered the White Rabbit." ""Oh, he'll have my head off," sighed the White Rabbit." "Sir, please!" "Wait for me, sir." ""That's going too far," said Alice to herself." ""Oh, the Queen will be furious," muttered the White Rabbit." "Watch out, sir!" "Wait for me, sir." ""Mary Anne, what are you doing here?" "Run and bring me some new scissors,"" "said the White Rabbit." "But I'm not Mary Anne." ""Don't argue." "Run along," ordered the White Rabbit, firmly." ""Oh dear, oh dear," muttered the White Rabbit to himself." ""Mary?" "Mary?" the White Rabbit called." ""Mary Anne?" "Mary Anne?"" ""Mary, Mary, so where are those scissors?"" "demanded the White Rabbit." ""Ow!" ""Ow, ow, ow!" cried the White Rabbit." ""If I can't get in the door, then I'll go in through the window,"" "said the White Rabbit." ""Now I'm certain to be late," complained the White Rabbit." ""Mind your step, Bill." "Go up the roof, Bill,"" "chorused the animals." ""Bill, mind that loose slate." ""Do be careful, Bill," shouted the animals." ""Why, they seem to put everything on Bill," thought Alice to herself." ""Bill, go down the chimney," called the animals." ""I hope I haven't forgotten how to kick," said Alice to herself." ""There she is, after her!" called the animals." ""No more cakes or ink this time," thought Alice to herself." ""Who are you?" said the Caterpillar." "And who are you?" ""Why?" asked the Caterpillar." ""Come back, I've something very important to tell you,"" "demanded the Caterpillar." ""Keep your temper," said the Caterpillar." "Is that all?" ""No," said the Caterpillar." ""One side will make you grow, the other side will make you shrink."" "One side, the other side, of what?" ""The mushroom," said the Caterpillar." ""Now leave me in peace to sleep,"" "said the Caterpillar faintly." ""I think it worked quite well, though not entirely as I'd expected,"" "thought Alice to herself." "Come in." ""An invitation for Alice from the Queen," said the Fish footman." ""An invitation from the Queen for Alice," repeated the Frog footman." ""Alice?" "But that's me," Alice thought to herself." "Sir, please." ""No room, no room, no room!"" "cried out the Mad Hatter and the March Hare." ""Why is a raven like a writing desk?" said the Mad Hatter." ""I want a clean cup, let's all move round one place,"" "said the Mad Hatter." ""Have some wine," said the March Hare." "I don't see any wine." ""Because there isn't any!" said the March Hare." ""Your hair wants cutting," said the Mad Hatter." ""Oh dear, she'll have me beheaded!" sighed the White Rabbit." "Wait!" "Please, sir!" ""I want a clean cup." "Let's all move round one place,"" "said the Hatter." ""What day is it today?" said the Hatter." "Thursday." ""Two days wrong again."" ""I told you, butter would not suit the works,"" "said the Mad Hatter." ""But it was the best butter," protested the March Hare." ""I want a clean cup,"" "said the Mad Hatter." ""Well, why is a raven like a writing desk?" said the Mad Hatter." ""I want a clean cup,"" "said the Mad Hatter." ""Your hair wants cutting," said the March Hare." ""Pour yourself a glass of wine," said the Mad Hatter." ""No room, no room, no room, no room, no room,"" "cried the Mad Hatter and the March Hare." ""Oh dear, oh dear," muttered the White Rabbit." "Wait for me, please." ""Now off with their heads," said the Queen of Hearts." ""Off with their heads!" screamed the Queen." ""Can you play croquet?" said the Queen of Hearts." "Are you asking me?" ""Yes," said the Queen of Hearts." "I do." ""Then come with me!" roared the Queen of Hearts." ""Would you please pick a flamingo?" ordered the Queen of Hearts." ""Off with their heads!" screamed the Queen." ""You are to learn this off by heart," said the White Rabbit." "Please wait for me." ""Let the accused step forward," said the King." "Do you mean me?" ""Off with her head!" roared the Queen of Hearts." ""But, my dear, the sentence must come last,"" "the King reminded the Queen." ""Why did you eat these here tarts?" said the King." "I..." "But, but..." ""Answer yes or no," said the King." ""Off with her head," screamed the Queen." "But I didn't eat anything." "Well, hardly anything." ""Give it here," ordered the King." ""Start reading here," said the King." ""I'm profoundly sorry for what I did."" ""Your apology will be taken into account," said the King." "I'm not sorry for anything." "Well, hardly anything at all." ""Say what you're supposed to say." "You should have said," ""'I ask the court for the severest punishment,"' said the King wearily." "What do you take me for?" ""Stick to the text or I'll have the court cleared,"" "exclaimed the King." "But you can see, the tarts are all here." "Almost all of them." ""The evidence is not to be touched!" screamed the King." ""Off with her head!" "Off with her head!"" "screamed the Queen of Hearts." ""My dear, you're right as usual, of course." ""Off with her head!" ordered the King of Hearts." ""Off with her head!" ""Which one?" "Which one?"" ""He's late as usual." "I think I'll cut his head off,"" "thought Alice to herself." "DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT CAMERA" "SOUND" "EDITOR" "PRODUCTION MANAGER" "ART DIRECTION" "WITH THE COLLABORATION OF" "ASSOCIATE PRODUCER EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS" "SCRIPTED, DESIGNED  DIRECTED" "PRODUCER" "A CONDOR FEATURES PRODUCTION" "IN ASSOCIATION CHANNEL 4 AND HESSISCHER RUNDFUNK"