"Have you read Oedipus the King?" "What is that, a book?" "No, it's not a book." "It's a Greek play." "A tragedy." "Finish the vow." "Repeat after me, child." ""Oh living God, I hereby swear..."" "Grandpa..." ""Oh living God, I hereby swear..."!" ""Oh living God, I hereby swear..."" "When Oedpius was born, his parents received a prophecy that when he grew up he would kill his father and marry his mother." "That's totally messed up." "No, it's interesting, actually." "Go on." "Finish the vow." "What happened, is that his parents sent him far away from home, out of fear." "So that... the prophecy wouldn't come true." "Amen." "Say amen." "Say amen!" "Old man!" "Aaah?" "You want to destroy the boy's life, too?" "What did he swear to you?" "Tell me!" "I promised..." "Answer me!" "Ayy ..." "Leave her!" "Aaah?" "How many times did I tell you not to go near this house?" "How many times?" "Aaah?" "Say amen." "Amen." "And somehow fate caught up to him." "And it turned out no matter how far he fled, in the end, the prophecy was to come true." "So he grew up, and returned to the house that had thrown him out?" "Just wait." "It's for his own good." "What?" "How... he won't make it alone, out of the house." "It's not right to do that to the kid, Beber..." "He's weak!" "But prophecy, prophecy from the gods is like a command from on high." "No matter how far you run, in the end it finds you." "I hate you." "What do you want, that he'll grow up in this trashy neighbourhood?" "Don't say it if you don't mean it." "Let him go, he'll go to a good high school, like he should," "He'll develop, here he'll just..." "He'll turn out to be just another idiot or drug dealer." "What about her?" "I'm telling you she'll do way better outside of the house than he will." "She's a girl." "So what?" "So no." "He's going, and that's final." "But that Greek tragedy," "What's that got to do you with you?" "That's what I don't understand." "He'll never send you away." "That's me, Officer." "I'm Oedipus." "ZAGURI EMPIRE" "Series creator:" "Ma'or Zaguri" "C'mon already!" "Take him down..." "C'mon..." "What, are you scared?" "Fuck him up!" "C'mon, get closer to him." "Come here!" "Come on... come on!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "C'mon now." "Come." "Next." "Who's the next victim?" "Aah?" "Wow, are you guys ever weak..." "No really, you're weak." "You want to tell me that there's no one in this company that can knock me down?" "I pity you guys." "Get into uniform." "Missed call (17) Mom" "OK," "Company 2A Battalion 403," "We laughed, we enjoyed..." "A bit of morale." "Nice." "But in another... five hours exactly, "Shabbat" (the Sabbath) starts, and tomorrow, when Shabbat ends, meaning I can count three stars in the sky, we'll already be manning the guns, on our way to the division drill." "Why on a Saturday night?" "Ask the division commander, not me." "Okay?" "So I'm asking you to get a real good rest this Shabbat." "You rest up too, commander..." "I think you got a bit tired out too, no?" "Ohayon, you wanna go for another round?" "No, because this time I'd kick the colour out of you so bad they'd change your name to "Berkovich" [stereotypical European Jewish name]." "What are you laughing at?" "Alright, get out of here, Shabbat Shalom [a Sabbath greeting]." "Shabbat Shalom, Commander." "What, Mom?" "What?" "You can see that I'm not answering." "I can't talk to you right now, so why harrass me?" "You need to come home as fast as you can." "It's..." "Dad..." "What's happened, now?" "Gimme the phone for a sec." "Here, talk to Avi, he'll explain everything." "Here, take it, explain to him." "What, what is it?" "Can someone tell me what's going on over there?" "Hold on, Avieh'll tell you." "Aviel," "Grandpa's about to die." "Come home." "[Sign reads:" "Welcome to Beersheba]" "Just like that, she just insisted I come home." "Just wait and see what a mess it's gonna be, you're gonna be shocked." "C'mon, you're exaggerating." "I haven't seen my grandpa in 8 years, he won't even recognize me." "Babe," "I think it's time I meet your family." "The only connection I have to my family is by coincidence (of birth)." "You'll see for yourself." "They're all "madrub"." "[A North African slang term]" "Uh huh, you're just exaggerating." "What, you're saying my family isn't "madrub"?" "Every family's "madrub"." "What's "madrub" even mean?" "You're so condescending." "What?" "How is that condescending?" "I... don't know the definition of the word and I want you to teach me." "That's it, exactly, that's being condescending." ""Hubris"... know what that means?" ""Hubris"..." "Hello, sir..." "Sir!" "Yes?" "[Thick North African accent]" "Where's Beersheba?" "Over there." "Beersheba's that way." "No..." "This has gotta be a joke." "No..." "Hello!" "Hey I'm kidding, just kidding." "It was a joke, ma'am." "I was joking..." "Hello, it's over there." "Ma'am?" "Babe, switch with me." "Let me drive for a bit." "What, are you embarrassed they'll see me driving you around in a jeep?" "Nah, what..." "Not at all, what does it matter?" "It doesn't." "Alright, let's go." "Freeloader." "C'mon, drop it." "Wow, so dramatic." "Two hours and we're already here." "Check that out. [Arabic-Hebrew slang]" "My brothers." "Hello." "We said "hello."" "Aviel, it's OK." "No, what..." "She calls him "Aviel."" "Why, what do you guys call him?" "Aviel." "Abir." "Aah?" "Talk properly, I'm not one of your friends." "I'm not one of yours, either." "What, why are you being "khash"?" "[Arabic-Jewish slang]" "What am I what?" ""Khash." Being so "wasakh" [Arabic-Jewish slang for show-off] with the jeep and the blonde chick." "It's OK, we can see that you're a soldier." "Officer." ""Khash."" "Where's Mom?" "Inside." "C'mon." "Aviel!" "Dad..." "Dad..." "This is my Mom." "How long does it take to get here, huh?" "He'll die any second." "OK" "Did you see him already?" "He's not willing to talk to me." "39 years and he's not willing to look at his only daughter." "OK, alright." "Relax, relax." "The paramedics are inside, right?" "They're there." "But he's not willing to let them treat him." "He'll only see you." "Go see him, hurry, his condition's not good." "Look, look who arrived." "Well?" "Is the old man still alive?" "What, you came, did they shut down the army?" "Who are you?" "Shakhar, I'm his girlfriend." "Sorry for your loss." "C'mon..." "hurry, sweetie, hurry." "You stay here, sweetie." "Yes?" "That's him." "Him?" "You're the "nimol"?" "[Nimol means "born circumcised"]" "I'm... excuse me?" "That's him, let him in." "How do I know it's really him?" "I swore to the old man that no one would come in except for the "Nimol."" "You're the "Nimol."" "I don't understand where you got..." "Circumcision." "Where they... cut you." "Did they do that to you?" "No, no they didn't." "How do know that?" "Elbaz..." "What?" "He recognizes his voice." "Enter." "Come in." "Grandpa, it's me." "Aviel." ""Oh living God, I hereby swear..."" "Oh living God I hereby swear... [inaduible muttering]" "Amen." "Say Amen." "I'm not saying Amen." "Aviel, say Amen." "I'm not saying it..." "Amen..." "Amen." "Amen!" "Bring in a doctor!" "It's a cool app, see?" "There're short ones." ""Taqiy'a..." [traditional sheep's-horn trumpet sound]" "And "teru'ah" [another traditional sound]." "[Begins traditional saying for the dead]" "Enough, enough, enough..." "My Dad..." "[mumbles]" "What can you do." "Enough, no enough, enough..." "Don't look, don't look, Mom." "What is this?" "What, you guys aren't taking him?" "We love you, Mom." "You're not taking him?" "Hello?" "!" "What's inside is no longer your grandfather, his resting place is in paradise." "It's just his body." "And that body is unclean." "No one is allowed to touch it until the end of Shabbat." "No one's allowed to move him." "Until tomorrow?" "And what are we supposed to do with him?" "Watch over him until the end of the Sabbath." "At the close of Shabbat, we'll have a funeral." "At the end of Shabbat... at night?" "Shabbat always ends at night." "In order that the dead is no longer given priority (over the obligation of the living to observe Shabbat)." ""Allah Easter..."" "The good Yeshiva student sitting before you here, ...is from the Elbaz family, of Sanhedrin Street." "This is true." "He took a vow to take care of your grandfather over the past three years." "He lived here," "He cooked...cleaned." "Cleaned..." "Changed diapers." "He did many, many things that, as we know, no one else was around to do for you grandfather all these years." "For 30 years you didn't speak to him!" "That... he asked that I remember that." "His fault." "It was him that didn't want to speak to anyone." "Clearly there's no need to remind each other of past arguments on a day like this." "What was, is now dead." "Dead, dead." "Very dead." "Albert..." "And the good Yeshiva student sitting here before you has a task." "With your permission he'd like..." " 3 years ago when I left the recovery centre," "I knew that I'd be back there again within a month ...Why?" "Let's say, I hadn't..." "I hadn't found my way in life." "Do you see?" "They taught us that life... is the anti-antibody of drugs." "And in order not to use, you need a reason to live." "And you know how not easy it is..." "Hard, even..." "When you can't find a reason to live?" "And your grandfather gave me that reason." "And he let me live here." "And it's true, I worked really hard," "FUCKING HARD!" "Every day..." "Shhh..." "Sorry." "But at least I had meaning." "And a person without meaning is maybe one of the most..." "OK, OK, Shabbat [is coming]!" "What do you want from us?" "Is the Nimol here?" "Here!" "The old man emphasized that he has to be present." "But the Nimol's here!" "Here!" "Go on." "What are they talking about?" "Long story..." ""The worthless life of mankind..."" "Speak up!" "This guy annoys me." "Relax, Mr Easily-Annoyed (Arabic-Hebrew slang)" ""The worthless life of man." ""I was a youth, and I growed old, and with great vigor..."" "GREW old." "What?" "Grew old." "Yes..." ""And with great vigor, the strength of my loins failed me." ""A poor epicurean [spelled like 'lonely' in Hebrew]..."" "Poor and *lonely*." "Enough, Rabbi, you're embarassing me, here." "Pardon me." ""And here, between the walls of my house, they will only say goodbye to my livelihood, and my riches." ""Upon my death, praise my name, and if not sit Shiva [Jewish 7 days of mourning]."" ""Consider my tender pride and restore [my] former glory."" "Amen." "I swear to God, I really hope this 'Grandpa' was smoking something when he wrote that." "Avitar, c'mon, that's enough, seriously!" "There's more." "Gentlemen, quiet please." "Go on!" "Did the old man leave anything?" "The "Lafel"" "Oh!" ""The Lafel..." ""Goes to the 3rd grandchild, the Nimol [uncircumsized one]."" "The old falafel join?" "What would you possibly do with it?" "What're you guys staring at me for?" "I have no idea." "Take it as a gift." "That place isn't worth a dime, so no thanks." "Quiet, you." "Yes, thank you, we'll take it." "Go on." ""And may God send you what ever remains in the ground, and revive it to great effect."" "That's it." "'That's it' what?" "That's it." "The house, the money, the property, what's listed?" "That's all that's written." "There's nothing about a donation to the synagogue?" "No, that's it." "The old man was a Scrooge." "Full of money." "I know." "Even when I was his wife he used to hide it from me." "So where is this money?" "I only know that..." "[Your] Grandfa... pa." "Decided... this year to donate" "600,000 Shekels [$200k] for the purchase of nylon kippot [Jewish skullcaps] for the visitors to the grave of the head rabbi on Mt." "Miron on Lag B'Omer [a Jewish holiday]." "600,000 Shekels?" "300,000 attendees, 2 shekels a kippa..." "What it could be, is that he didn't think that... most of them would come with kippas from home, so..." "Anyway, there're tons left over, so if you guys want may they bring you honour...and benefit." "Dad..." "What?" "Dad, Dad..." "Woah, woah..." "Dad!" "Hey!" "What are you so worked up about, Albert?" "Don't tell me that you expected him to leave you anything after you destroyed his life." "No..." "It's..." "It's my home." "I've lived here for 3 years, I live here, why... should they stay and me leave?" "Come," "Give this to them, it's family." "Sleep in the synagogue tonight." "After the Shiva, we'll see." "No, it scares me, Rabbi." "It scares me, I can't sleep there, all the..." "All those memorial candles watching at me." "Looking at (not 'watching')." "Who?" "Do me a favour, just go to the synagogue." "C'mon, go, go, go." "Go, go!" "Go!" "Ah, Rabbi, you see what the Creator does to me?" "Don't get angry, Beber." "Don't get anrgy." "The kid said he'd give you the old man's business." "That's something, too." "Do I have a choice?" "Shabbat Shalom." "Shabbat Shalom, Rabbi." "Shabbat Shalom, Shabbat Shalom." "Shabbat Shalom." "Well, mama?" "Why did you tell me to be quiet in front of him, huh?" "He's barely said anything to you, not even hello." "He comes with his "Yad VeShem" [Holocaust reference] girlfriend, thinking he's better than us." "And you still plead with him, like you need favours from him." "If he gives us the old man's "Lafel" joint it could help." "How would that help, exactly?" "Pop," "Avi wants you to come inside." "Guli, we'll be in in a sec." "I have a plan." "Just act normal towards him." "So he doesn't change his mind on us." "Wait for him to head back [to the army], OK?" ""And in my later days, my loins failed me..."" "Of course they failed you," "You're 90, what do you expect?" "Avitar, enough!" "Idiots, 'my loins' means 'my kids', the grandkids..." "Aren't I right, Aviel?" "Yes, Miri, correct." ""The fruit of my loins."" "See, what'd I say?" "It's a waste of time, this family." "Go on, Avi." "Oh, may I?" ""Upon my death, praise my name" ""And [if not] don't mourn [the usual] seven days."" "Alright alright alright, let's get out of here." "Mourn, not "be sad."" "Enough." "No, they'll drive me crazy here, these people." "I don't have the energy to even look at their faces." "If I so much as look at Avishag, I..." "my brain goes all weird." "Do you think they'll want you to stay here for the whole Shiva [mourning period]?" "Wait a sec, wait..." "Wait a sec..." "Shiva?" "What does that mean?" "That means the old man wanted a royal funeral." "He always loved showing off." "No, no," "You guys aren't interpreting it right." "Eh..." "Avi..." "Read it out one more time." "Here: "Upon my death praise my name and [if] not mourn seven days."" "Good." "Good." "I think that's where you got it wrong." "He's saying, praise my name *and* don't sit Shiva." ""...and"" "With a "shva" [grammatical mark], not with a "patach" [different grammatical mark]." "Grandpa's asking that we *don't* sit Shiva for him." "That's a reasonable request, especially given he didn't feel like part of the family." "Wait, no, no, no..." "What... wait." "What does that mean?" "That we're *not* going to sit Shiva, [for] Dad?" "That's what's written." "I understand." ""I reached my prime..."" "It's clear." "When was the old man's birthday?" "Grandma?" "No one knows." "They didn't keep track in his village." "He was born in the winter." "Primitives." "And how many winters were there, did they know how to count?" "83." "Go suffocate." "Got it." ""Days of our years, 70 years" ""And if with valour 80 years."" "It's from Psalms." "When my grandfather died, we had a celebratory funeral: dancing, singing, music." "Carried him to the grave with drums beats." "It's the tradition." "That's what the old man wanted us to do." ""I reached my prime, upon my death praise my name."" ""And don't sit Shiva" That's it," "He wants us to do him the honour of a funeral, at then that's it, leave him in peace." "Exactly." "Exactly." "What are you talking about?" "!" "What?" "I want to sit Shiva, we have to." "But you're not supposed to." "Mom, it's written explicitly." "That's what Grandpa asked." "I want to." "I want to." "What, I wasn't a good daughter, it's important to me." "No..." "You were a good daughter," "He's the one who didn't want to be in touch with you." "It's true." "Maybe he was 'madrub' when he wrote this?" "'Madrub' means crazy." "Bravo." "And tomorrow you'll show us how you [Ashkenazis] eat alone." "Shut it!" "Okay..." "Mom," "I was the last one to see him." "He knew exactly what he wanted." "She's really not much to look at, that thing he brought with him." "Who, Mayonnaise?" "Oy, that's his jacket." "That's his scent... summer, winter, he always wore that jacket." "It's been years since I've smelled that scent." "Garlic." "Avi." "Open the door and see who's there." "Is this the house of" "Pinto the Righteous?" "Sorry..." "Who are you?" "Is this the house of Pinto the Righteous?" "We heard you." "But who you are you, ma'am?" "What do you need?" "Is this the house of Pinto the Righteous?" "Oh man..." "She's a broken record, this one." "She's an aunt." "It's my aunt from Acco, Masouda." "Grandpa's sister." "I just hope you don't invite her to stay, she's a witch." "A witch." "That's... this is the place, Aunty." "It's here." "Is he a corpse already?" "My brother?" "Already a corpse?" "I got here too late." "I couldn't find the house, all because..." "All because everyone in this neighbourhood is a liar." "How did you know that Dad was about to..." "I felt it." "I felt it." "I came as fast as I could." "He called to me!" "On the phone?" "In my heart, you moron." "But I got here too late because of liars." "We already read the will." "You didn't get anything, Aunty." "Go die, you." "Where's the Nimol?" "That's the Nimol?" "Him?" "You have a task." "What's my task?" "The wishes of the dead must be honoured." "Where are we sleeping?" "Ah, we'll put down matresses, and all sleep on the floor." "You sleep on the floor, Miri." "Aviah!" "Aah?" "Take the kids home, Avishai's gonna pass out on me any minute." "Avigail, get up and go wtih Aviah." "And order a taxi for your grandma, to the old folks' home." "Hitler, I'm sleeping at your place tonight." "Alright." "Alegria." "Masouda." "You got old." "From missing you." "You..." "Hello!" "Aunty..." "Aunty." "Are you sleeping here?" "Wait a sec, someone has to stay here with the..." "With... with Grandpa." "I'll stay." "No, I will." "You're not staying." "Vivi, do you have insulin here?" "No." "No, great." "You're going home." "Dear God, it's so scary staying here, I'm going home too." "Alright," "I'll stay." "Habud [babe], I'll stay with you." "Great." "Keep an eye on him and don't let him run away." "Let's go home." "Let's go." "Home, let's go." "Let's go..." "Two, three, four..." "C'mon, let's go..." "B'slaama 'aleik [ironic Arabic]." "Alright. [Arabic]" "What?" "Aaa..." "Mommy..." "Dudu, you retard." "Tell me, are you insane?" "You nearly gave me a stroke, just now." "How many times have I told you not to sneak in through the window?" "My Dad's home, he'll hear that you got in and kill us both." "What, it's not romanntic to sneak in through the window?" "No" "It's the only first-floor house in the world without window bars." "Who'd dare to break into the Zaguris', huh?" "That's the last time, David." "Deal." "Look what I brought you." "What, a new one?" "Yup." "What a little hottie!" "So tired." "I'm so tired of this family." "I'm so done." "What?" "Why so stressed?" "Because of your grandpa?" "Because of Aviel." "What, he's here?" "Yeah." "I can't stand that he came home." "I just see him and my whole body boils." "Mm, as I can see..." "David, enough already..." "David." "What?" "I told you, enough already." "Enough, enough..." "C'mon, enough." "We're not fucking now." "I'm exhausted." "Let's sleep." "Enought, let me sleep." "You'll sneak out in the morning." "Ayy..." "When's the funeral?" "End of Shabbat." "Good, I'll get dressed up..." "You're not coming." "Why not?" "Because I said so." "It's just family." "But I want to support you." "Go to the wall." "Go!" "C'mon, seriously, do I look like someone who needs support?" "Truthfully?" "Duh" "A bit." "David, enough." "C'mon, it's not right..." "Avishai, when I told you to hang that picture" "I didn't mean for you to hang it in the middle of the night." "Forget the picture, you mazrob [crazy person]..." "Avishai, forget about that picture." "Grandpa won't mind if you wait till tomorrow." "Avishag, quiet." "You be quiet." "Quiet both of you!" "What the hell?" "I swear I've never heard anything like that in my life, she's holding an entire conversation with herself." "Quiet, Daaba, you mazruba!" "[North African Arabic slang]" "You speak Arabic?" "Only swear words." "[Curses back in Arabic at the Nimol]" "What?" "What?" "What'd she say?" ""Lemonade something-something..."" "That the Nimol's luck will run out." "Which is me, if that wasn't clear already." "What's this 'Nimol' thing?" "What is it?" "What's a 'Nimol'?" "Nimol is someone who wasn't born with the..." "Well, I was born that way." "Without the..." "Liar." "I swear to God!" "So that's why he's so 'special.'" "Hey, just what are you saying exactly?" "What is this?" "Quiet you." "Quiet now." "Quiet." "Quiet I said." "Q-u-i-e-t I said." "Another aunt?" "Gimme a sec." "What is it?" "Still haven't learned that when you want to whistle you have to blow the air out, not in?" "That depends who you are and where you're from." "Who told you?" "Your siblings aren't so good at keeping their voices down." "So you came here?" "If Aviel won't come to the mountain..." "Lizzy'll come to Aviel." "What's up with that haircut?" "What with those widow's peaks?" "1-0." "I cut my own hair." "Don't like it?" "Gotta get used to it." "Do you know what time it is?" "I didn't..." "want to 'experience' Avishag [his sister]." "Yeah, mean neither, but it..." "didn't help." "Aviel" "You're not alone." "Nope." "You should sit Shiva [mourning]." "It's dangerous." "I... when I heard about it it made my stomach churn." "Eight years and that's what you have to say to me?" "It's important." "He didn't want it." "That doesn't matter." "That's got nothing to do with it, it's for your own good." "Look, Lizzy, I don't believe in God, so..." "So that doesn't mean he doesn't exist." "Aviel." "There's not gonna be a Shiva." "I'm taking off tomorrow, after the funeral." "I haven't seen you in a long time." "Aviel..." "Good night, Lizzy." "What was that?" "Nothing." "A beggar, people... are weird in this neighbourhood." "Aakh!" "What the hell?" "Aah?" "Vaaay!" "We're peeing in the courtyard out back, you moron." "Dear brother, before you go, and who knows when we'll hear from you again," "Dad asked that you put down on paper that you're giving him the "Lafel."" "Good morning to you too." "Tell Dad he can talk to me himself." "Woah..." "Seriously..." "Avi..." "We have to turn the air conditioning on becuase of the smell of the "resting soul." And the witch isn't letting me [because it's Shabbat]." "Shug, you can see I'm busy at the moment, right?" "Alright, I'll turn it on." "The sin's on my head, OK?" "You're so righteous and holy." "Avi." "Goy [non-Jew]." "Now." "Sorry." "Are you a Goy [non-Jew]?" "Aunty, he's a Bedouin." "Are you Jewish?" "Uhh..." "Nope." "Not so much." "What'd he say?" "Not Jewish, no." "No." "That..." "The wishes of the dead must be honoured." "Awesome." "That's it, thanks a lot." "Shabbat Shalom." "Shabbat Shalom." "Aviah?" "What're you doing here?" "This is..." "Air, air." "Air." "What are those?" "On Passover, Grandpa would bring a live sheep here to the courtyard." "He'd slaughter it and we would... dip out hands in the pool of blood and make prints on the wall." "Kids dipping their hands in lambs blood?" "It's tradition." "I don't get it, you said your family hadn't spoken to him for 40 years." "Are you 50 years old, by any chance?" "It's very very complicated and I don't have the energy to get into it." "No, no no, no way, no way." "8 years you're in hiding and I come for an innocent visit and discover you have 7 siblings, an aunt who's a witch, and you speak Arabic?" "Start talking." "My dad immigrated to Israel as an orphan, at 14 years old." "He lived alone in the absorption camp." "My grandpa adopted him." "Okay." "He raised him like his own son, taught him everything and... my grandpa had a small [falafel] shop." ""The King of Falafel," I heard that earlier." ""Lafel." Without the "Fa-"" "The letter fell off the sign on opening day and they left it like that." "Ask anyone in Beersheva, they'll tell you about Pinto's falafel joint." "My dad fell in love with his adopted sister," "My mom, Pinto's daugher." "When my grandpa found out, he obviously threw them both out... showed up drunk to their wedding, and threw eggs at them..." "It looked like salad." "My dad kicked him out by force.." "And half a year later he opened his own shop across from Grandpa's." ""The Original King of Falafel."" "He was right, it destroyed my grandpa." "He closed the Lafel and shut himself in the house for 30 years." "So why..." "did he leave it specifically to you?" "Because he loved me." "At 13 I looked into my roots," "I came to his place, knocked on the door, and said:" ""Let me in, I'm your grandson."" ""I don't have any grandchildren."" "I came back another day:" ""Let me in."" ""I don't have any grandchildren."" "That time I didn't leave." "I sat there all day." "In the evening, he opened the door." "So were... in touch." "I hid it from my dad for two years." "Why, your dad couldn't understand that a grandson wanted to see his grandpa?" ""Understand" ?" "If my dad could, he'd rip our grandpa's genes right out of us... and burn them." "I got my eyes from my grandpa." "Same with Aviatar, same with Avishai." "It always pissed my dad off when he looks at us and sees him." "Alright, let's go..." "That's enough, this story upsets me." "I don't want to talk about it." "No, no." "Not here." "They're watching." "When's Shabbat over?" "How would I know?" "One... two... three!" "There're three stars!" "Shabbat's over!" "Have a good week!" "God protect me..." "middle of the night in a cemetery." "I'll have nightmares all my life now." "200 shekels says our 'Aunt' from Acco is a hardcore funeral-screamer." "In 5 minutes she'll start to scream and tear out her hair." "Just wait." "No... you're wrong." "She already used up all her tricks at the house, can't you see she's tired." "Shush, shush." "Here she come, shush." "Girl." "Aah?" "Your grandfather said that you're like a cat." "Long, long fingernails." "Aa..." "That's when I had French-style nails." "They're not in style anymore, Aunty." "Where are we doing the Shiva?" "At the "resting soul's" house or at yours?" "There's not gonna be a Shiva." "Tonight you're going back to Acco, Aunty." "I don't understand." "That's what's been decided." "That's what Grandpa wanted." "What are you talking about!" "That's forbidden!" "The wishes of the dead must be honoured!" "Tell me, are you deaf?" "That's the wish of the dead, no Shiva." "Shiva - no." "Alright, off you go." "Goodbye." "Let's go, we're starting." "People..." "Aviah, do you have oil?" "Hey..." "Nimol!" "Where are we having Shiva?" "Uh..." "We decided we're not having one." "OK?" "That's what Grandpa wanted." "No, no!" "Liar!" "He didn't want that!" "The wishes of the dead must be honoured." "Liar!" "Aviel, we're starting." "There's nothing we can do." "But at least let go of my hand, though!" "Let go." "The wishes of the dead must be honoured." "Okay, let go..." "The wishes of the dead must be honoured!" "But we want to start the funeral!" "Grandpa Pinto..." "'All the guys are moving it on the bar they're shaking it" ""All the girls are shaking it, their eyes make me wanna..."" "Shhhhh." "Aviah." "What's your problem?" "Friends, please." "Go on." "Grandpa Pinto..." "You're a garbage family, you." "May I?" "Go on, go on." "Grandpa Pinto," "Yesterday you called me to come from afar." "Before yesterday, the last time I'd seen you was 8 years prior." "Then, like yesterday, you asked of the me the same thing." "That I carry on your legacy." "Aviel..." "Grandpa, I promise... that a day will come when I do that." "A day'll come..." "You have to!" "What is this?" "!" "What is this?" "!" "I promise that a day'll come, and..." "We didn't know each other well enough... but I'll always remember you in the mornings, leaving with the... baskets on the way to the market." "I'll remember you coming back in the afternoons with the smell of garlic." "I'll remember you by that jingling sound of change in the pockets of your jacket." "That you always kept honey candies in." "[North African slang]" "Despite the short amount of time I had to get to know you, I'll always remember you, my grandfather." "And now onto the artistic portion." "Beber, is your son ready?" "Abir, you ready?" "I was born ready." "Alright, let's go, get drumming." "No!" "No, no, no, old woman!" "We don't scream here, this isn't Casablanca." "You wanna be a screamer?" "Go be a screamer in your house, in Acco." "Goodbye." "We're not barbarians here." ""Our Grandpa was 80 years old, didn't have any more years."" ""Middle of the night, in the cemetery," ""it'll give Miri nightmares..."" "Quiet!" ""Grandpa, now we're separated..." ""and Hapoal [a soccer team] are the champs!"" "Abir!" "Where's the Aunt?" "Gone back already?" "Nimol!" "C'mon, what does she want now?" "She's nuts." ""I shall cast my pride upon my offspring until former glory is restored."" "What ... what?" "Liar!" "He who doesn't honour death, will find no honour in life!" "The wishes of the dead must be honoured!" "You swore!" "Restore former glory!" "Lady, I'm not from here, I don't understand..." "A family of sons of bitches!" "Drive fast!" "Drive fast!" "Daughter of a thousand bitches..." "What is this?" "What is this stuff?" "What is it?" "What is it?" "So disgusting." "She's insane." "She's mentally ill." "Mentally ill..." "What is it, what were those words that she said about us?" "Did she curse?" "Was it a curse?" "God forbid!" "Hey, would you turn the light on already?" "Idiots!" "C-nt of the mom of that crazy ['mazroba'] aunt!" "I'd send her back with my whole battalion." "Vaay, I'm covered in blood..." "[Swear words]" "What's your problem?" "Vaay, on your soul..." "It's started, Aviel." "It's begun." "What's begun?" "Grandpa?" "[In future episodes]"