"¶ camp lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ cape lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ cape lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ cape lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [scream]" "Oof!" "[screaming]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom," "I always have fun at camp lakebottom" "But lately I've been feeling..." "A little antsy." "Squirt:" "Yeah!" "Mcgee:" "My serve!" "[munching] [laughs] top that, gretch!" "Easy peasy!" "Tada!" "You" "Check this out!" "[machine gun fire]" "Both:" "Whoa, awesome!" "[gurgling]" "Extreme sport-snacking always makes me hungry..." "Hey!" "You fruit thieves are about to get grand slammed!" "That's not nice, mcgee." "It's good to share!" "Uh, squirt, have you gone buggy?" "No, what I am trying to say is bugs have feelings too..." "Here little blue ant, don't be afraid..." "Hey!" "That's not yours." "See what did I tell yea?" "Ow!" "That's it!" "I've had enough!" "I'm gonna stop them from bugging me once and for all!" "Here we go again..." "Dried spiders." "Vulture claws..." "A creepy monkey skull!" "Gah!" "Hmmm." "No bug spray?" "No problem." "I'll make my own!" "Beetle juice, wart shrinker, [crash] mashed brussels sprouts..." "And last but not least just a pinch of booger balm." "Voila!" "Mcgee's ultra-stinkeroo pest away spray!" "Taking up scuba diving?" "I'm gonna get rid of these annoying pests!" "They are not annoying and I am not going to let you do it!" "Guys!" "Guys!" "Time out!" "[all gasp]" "Like I was saying - [coughing]" "Pee-uw!" "That stuff's worse than your old socks." "What was in it?" "Oh a little of this." "A little of that..." "Squirt:" "Uh, guys?" "The only thing little here..." "Is us!" "This..." "...Is..." "All:" "...Awesome!" "[laughter]" "Look at me, I have super ant strength!" "[thick accent] I'm pumping pickle!" "Everything looks so big!" "Wa-hooo!" "Yeah!" "Ah, check out the view!" "Waaaaa..." "Waaaaa..." "Hooo!" "Waaaugh!" "Oof!" "[screams] monster bug!" "That's no monster." "That's my pal!" "[static noise]" "Wait a sec..." "Instant antenna!" "Howdy!" "Hey!" "My name is burt." "Your name's burt?" "I'm squirt." "[giggles] that rhymes." "Nice to officially meet you." "And I'm gretchen." "Nice to meet you guys!" "Hey!" "Are you talking about me?" "[static and animal noises]" "Gretch:" "Oh yeah, he's always yacking." "Blah, blah blah." "[laughter]" "You and your buddies took our food." "Whad'ya say to that?" "Those red ants, they're not my buddies" "And neither are you!" "Well you're not on my christmas list either." "A bug's a bug." "And when you steal my food, you bug me!" "Hey, we're ants." "It's what we do." "That and awesome dancing." "[dance music]" "Bravo!" "Be nice." "Burt's gonna help us get to the kitchen" "So you can mix something up" "And get us back to normal size." "Who needs him?" "I can get us to the kitchen..." "Whoa!" "Suit yourself, two legs." "I'm going this way." "Hey, wait up burt." "Come on guys!" "Ant strength and sticky feet." "You mix a mean bug juice, mcgee." "Whoa!" "Okay, this is cool." "[whispers] okay, let's go." "[shouts] guys wait up!" "Hey, pipe down." "We're crossing into red ant territory." "[whistles]" "Wee-hee!" "Woo hoo!" "Ta da!" "Whoa, it's just like an ant farm!" "Shhh!" "Antennas up, everybody." "This way to the kitchen..." "This way looks like way more fun." "Last one in is a bug brain!" "No!" "Ugh, how do you live with that guy?" "I ask myself the same question every day." "The quest for answers continues." "Woohoo!" "Haha!" "Oof!" "Bug ugly in 3-d!" "Who you callin' ugly, ugly?" "Gretch:" "Woooo!" "Oof!" "Oof!" "Hey, that's burt's berry," "Give it back!" "You heard him, you berry-nappers!" "Hands off the fruit, puny humans!" "Who you callin' human?" "I mean, who you callin' puny?" "Guys, if the red ants want the berry" "We should give it to them." "All:" "Right!" "Whoa!" "Ugh!" "[all laughing]" "That is hilarious!" "Come on!" "The kitchen is this way!" "[laughter]" "Campers:" "Whoa..." "Oops." "Guess we took a wrong turn at the outhouse." "There's gotta be a faster way to get there..." "Waaa!" "Think I found it!" "[laughter]" "Ta-da!" "Surprise!" "Fancy meeting you guys here!" "Listen, why don't you just - [rumbling] [celtic music]" "Look out behind you!" "Hehe, nice try, pull my other 5 legs!" "Ahh!" "Run!" "[giggling]" "Ahh!" "Whoa!" "You saved me from being sas-squashed!" "Ants never forget." "I thought that was elephants." "Could be." "I forget." "But you know what I'll never forget guy?" "[cackles]" "The look on your face when we do this..." "Food fight!" "Bring it on, bug breath!" "Burt, come with me!" "[grunt]" "How do ya like this apple, manny?" "Haha good one, burt." "No one messes with the blue ants!" "[shrieking]" "Pteragull!" "Look out!" "[screams] [screaming]" "Ants do not fly!" "Both:" "Help!" "Don't worry burt, I will think of something!" "I can see my anthill from here!" "A- ha!" "It's okay, burt." "I've got a plan." "When I say go, let go!" "That's not a plan." "Go!" "That's just falling!" "They're gonna land on the leaves!" "Sweet, merciful leaf pile!" "Whoa!" "[laughter]" "Hey burtie, you should've seen your face up there." "You were all like..." ""ants do not fly!" [screams] [laughter]" "You guys, okay?" "Yeah..." "But not for long." "[screaming]" "After them!" "Ahh!" "Welcome aboard air mcgee." "We're flying at an altitude of four feet!" "I feel like a beautiful butterfly." "Okay guys, let's show them that ants can fly!" "[dive bomb sound] [campers laugh]" "Think it's time to grow up?" "You read my mind, gretch." "Passengers, prepare for landing!" "All:" "Woohoo!" "[sobbing] [humming folk tune] [humming and sobbing continues] [sniffs] ugh, onions!" "No time for tears!" "[screaming]" "Ah!" "G-ah!" "Ahh!" "Dudes!" "All:" "Ah!" "That leaf thing was awesome!" "You were totally flying!" "Manny?" "Wow, you red ants really get around." "Ah, can we chat about this later?" "[sobbing] [gasp]" "Creepy crawlies are verboten in de kitchen!" "Too late." "[growls]" "Ah!" "I can't look." "Then don't." "Just push!" "[grunt]" "Waugh!" "[clatter]" "I'll be back!" "[crash]" "We've gotta get big" "Before rosebud gets back and exterminates us all!" "Hey!" "Mchuman!" "You're not so bad for a two-legged," "Mushy skin, fuzzhead after all!" "Oh, thanks but..." "Ribs cracking..." "Uh, antidote?" "Anytime now?" "Relax, it's all under control." "I've heard that one before." "Gretchen, squirt " "Hold the mop steady" "While we climb up and mix up one up." "Come on, ants!" "Hmmm." "How 'bout this one?" "Nope." "This one?" "Found it!" "Ah!" "Time for ant shmacking!" "She's back!" "This is our last shot, guys." "Down the hatch!" "[screams] [screams]" "Yes!" "Master mixer mcgee!" "Hi rosebud." "What's for lunch?" "Ah!" "Hey mcgee!" "That was awesome!" "You know what else is awesome?" "Blue ants." "[dance music]" "Gotta love that ant's dance!" "[¶]" "Stop!" "[screaming]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom," "They say a picture is worth a thousand words." "But is it worth a hovercraft?" "Ew!" "Man all armand's sculptures look like junk." "It's not junk!" "It's garbage!" "And speaking of garbage," "We need some more for my art!" "To the dump!" "Yay!" "Yay!" "[sarcastically] yay." "Open our eyes to the creative wonders" "Of the dump, campers!" "I'm feeling lucky!" "Hey gretch!" "Look at this!" "A remote control car!" "Model gx super-fast track!" "Well that was a disgusting disappointment." "Ew!" "Aw, cute!" "Ew!" "Not cute." "[giggling] [sniffing]" "This will be perfect" "For some scratch and sniff camp crafts." "More like scratch and barf." "Just once I'd like to find something cool." "Like a jetpack!" "Or a doll house!" "What!" "For my snail family." "Huh?" "Squirt:" "Enter a picture of a real, live sasquatch" "And you could win a hovercraft." "Alright kids, let's get going!" "Hmm, I can't create a jetpack" "But I can win something better!" "Cool!" "Cool!" "But armand'll never go for it." "One photo!" "How can he say no?" "No." "Nein." "Negatory." "Nuh-uh." "But you're so photogenic!" "True." "But the answer is still nope," "No way, absolutement non!" "You don't know those creepy, obsessed sasquatch fans." "We call them..." "Squatchies." "Aren't you being a bit dramatic?" "Me?" "Dramatic?" "Never!" "That's perfect!" "Say cheese..." "Which part of no don't you understand?" "The part where we don't get what we want!" "There goes our hovercraft." "Fear not campers!" "No one can resist the power of my persuasive persuasion!" "So, let's move it!" "[squeaking]" "Ple-ee-ee-ease?" "No!" "Whoa!" "[humming quietly]" "Please?" "No!" "[rip]" "Ay-ee!" "Ah!" "[¶]" "Please?" "No!" "Please?" "No!" "[muffled] puh-lease?" "You're not gonna leave me alone 'til you get that picture, are you?" "Puh-lease?" "Well I suppose if we hide my face..." "You won't regret this, armand." "[¶]" "Yes!" "Work it!" "Oh yeah!" "The camera loves you!" "Make up!" "Make sure you get my good side..." "And keep it blurry!" "Howdy, campers." "What's up?" "We're taking a picture of armand" "So we can win a hovercraft." "Awesome." "Oh!" "Whatever you do" "Just make sure none of those squatchies" "Find out that armand lives here." "Don't worry." "No one will ever find armand from one, little picture." "Perfect!" "[beep] now just hit send... [honking] and wait for our hovercraft." "Or maybe no wait at all." "[gasp] squatchies!" "Ah!" "Howdy, bigfoot lovers!" "Whoa!" "I think I made a boo-boo." "Ya think?" "Name's norman!" "Gotcher photo," "And I'm thrilled to announce" "You're the winner of my sasquatch sweepstakes!" "Hi norman." "Never met a squatchie before..." "We prefer the term, fuzzers." "We didn't expect the prize to be delivered personally..." "Or so fast." "Yeah, how'd you find us?" "I spotted your camp flag in the picture..." "I told you, mcg " "Oops!" "Well, if you could just unload our hovercraft " "And leave, never to be seen again " "That would be great!" "Ah ah ah ah ah!" "You get the hovercraft" "As soon as I authenticate this photo." "Authenti-wha?" "Oh, you need proof?" "Oh!" "No problem!" "Just um, gimme a minute." "Mmm..." "Squirt!" "Don't eat our pretend poop!" "That's something I thought I'd never have to say..." "Again." "Aw, but this one has nougat inside!" "Mcgee:" "Come on, this way norman." "That hovercraft better be worth it..." "See?" "Tracks and poop!" "All the bigfoot proof you need." "Hmm, chocolately coating... [sniffs] ...And nutty nougat centre." "Uh well, sasquatches are total chocoholics." "[rustling]" "Aha!" "This whole thing is clearly a hoax." "You can't fool a fuzzer!" "Wait!" "What if I get you a lock of authentic bigfoot hair?" "That might do it..." "Mosquito?" "Squatchies..." "Ah!" "Yes!" "[grunting]" "Waaauugh!" "I'm not coming out... 'til that squatchie is gone!" "They prefer fuzzers!" "No..." "No..." "No!" "Uh, guys, I lost the hair." "Say goodbye to our hovercraft." "[cough]" "Here mcgee, I think you dropped this...." "Awesome!" "And gross." "But mostly awesome!" "And here's your proof." "Oh look, it's hovercraft time!" "You bet!" "The second the lab tests come back." "Lab tests?" "That'll take forever!" "Meh, a few months." "Well, thanks for the hair and pic." "I'll letcha know." "Norman wait!" "Wait!" "Do you wanna see a real, live bigfoot?" "I'm listening." "No." "Please, armand?" "Just one quick peek then norman goes away," "We get a hovercraft and you get to create a masterpiece!" "A masterpiece?" "Go on..." "Picture it!" "An armand original sculpture of your loving campers" "In the hovercraft you got for them!" "I call it "hover of happiness!"" ""hover of happiness"?" ""discover the hover"?" "I'll be the toast of the art world!" "I mean, I'd hate for you campers to miss out on fun..." "Here he comes!" "Hide!" "This better not be more chocolate poop." "Shhh!" "This is where the wild sasquatch forages for food." "[shouts] I said, the sasquatch forages!" "[loud roar]" "Oh forage, forage." "Forage!" "Now let's go get my hovercraft " "Ah!" "I'm not worthy!" "You're..." "Perfection!" "Um..." "Forage?" "Never again, my fine furry friend!" "Let normie forage for you!" "So..." "Norman's not so bad, right?" "He's growing on me." "So..." "Hovercraft?" "All yours." "[beep]" "Campers:" "Awesome!" "[laughter]" "[¶]" "Woo-hoo!" "[chanting] norman!" "Norman!" "To croak, or not to croak!" "Woo-hoo!" "[laughter]" "You really want to buy a painting?" "Actually, no." "I don't need a painting when I've got you!" "Ah!" "I'm being squatchnapped!" "Woo hoo hoo hooo!" "[groaning]" "Hovercrafts are awesome!" "There's only one thing missing." "All:" "Armand." "Let's go get him!" "Help!" "Get me out of here!" "[gasp] norman's got armand!" "We..." "Traded our friend for a hovercraft." "But not for long." "We're going to get him back!" "And squash that squatchie!" "Fuzzer." "Eh, whatever." "But first we need a little help." "I just bagged me a real, live sasquatch." "You and I are gonna be famous, my elusive, hairy friend!" "Oh joy." "Those fuzzers said it couldn't be done." "They called me crazy!" "Who sounds crazy now, world?" "[screams] who sounds crazy now?" "Mind if I don't answer that?" "Looks like we've got company..." "Hey!" "Give us back our big hairy ape man!" "Back off, mcgee!" "The sasquatch is mine!" "[sigh]" "It was good while it lasted, hovey-baby." "Norman, stop!" "Norman?" "Norman!" "[screams]" "We're alive!" "Norman!" "You gotta come quick!" "I found a whole tribe of sasquatches!" "[growling]" "It's the bigfoot mother lode!" "I'll be the fuzziest fuzzer of them all!" "Whatever those bottom dwellers are doing" "They better do it quick." "Wow, that was quick." "I'm saved!" "'saved' or...'shaved'?" "No!" "Nooo!" "[buzzing]" "Noooo!" "Gotcha!" "Oof!" "Oof!" "[rip]" "I knew they were fakes." "You can't fool a fuzzer!" "I already did!" "This was all a trick to get that hovercraft." "Even armand is fake." "Impossible!" "Armand is real!" "There's no such thing as a sasquatch..." "And I can prove it!" "Check it out!" "Eek!" "You've caught me without my bigfoot make-up." "It's true." "My life long dream has been..." "Sas-squashed!" "[sobs] [beep]" "Oooh!" "My loch ness monster cam has a sighting!" "I'm a-comin' nessie!" "[sobs]" "My luscious locks!" "My chin and cheek fuzz - all gone!" "Why don't you use your hairless pain" "For inspiration?" "Brilliant!" "I'll use these parts" "And take this wreck from collision to collage." "Looks like you're finally going to get your hover crafts!" "Ah, fuzzers."