"Too much chow Adam." "It's an incredible meal." "Absolutely." "It's excellent." "What would you say is the secret to something like this?" "What's the secret?" "What is that?" "A joke?" "You want to try this at home?" "Why don't we get Frank Lloyd Wright to talk about Falling Waters." "Maybe you want to add on a den." "More Chambertin?" "If you insist." "My good friend O'Connell is driving." "I have to hand it to you." "You know how to get yourself taken care of." "There's crêpes normande for desert." "Madame Mayor." "I happened to know she was coming out here." "I hitched a ride." "It's called ride sharing, you know?" "That reminds me Adam." "Maurice has this whole mass of peaches coming in from Georgia." "He ordered them before he got his leg hurt and now he probably won't be doing much cooking." "So maybe you should have 'em or they'll just go to rot." "I could make him a peach cobbler." " Better send one to Fleischman too." " Fleischman?" "It's pretty obvious he's starving to out there." "5x16 "NORTHERN HOSPITALITY" Subtitles subXpacio" "Good morning Cicely." ""Chris in the morning" here with your wake up call." "I hit that snooze on the alarm too much myself this morning." "I was up partying with Chef Adam grooving on his hospitality." "Being plied with fine food always reminds me of the slammer because the food was jumping in there too high fat, but nice and salty." "You know what the worst deprivation in there was?" "My music." "Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blond Hammer." "He was into that Jazz fusion thing." "I tell you enough Spyrogyra and you hope you'll be knifed." "I used to sit around thinking about all the songs I wanted to hear when I got out." "This is one of them." "The first song" "I played on that K-mart turntable my first day of freedom." "It'll never sound as good as it did that day." "I'll tell you that right now." "Back when I was a kid life was going swell." "Until something happened blew everything to hell." "That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and week, said a woman up the block just gave birth to a geek." "Mom said, sell it to the circus." "What the heck!" "Dad said, nope." "This one's a pencil neck." "And if there's on thing lower than a side show freak, it's a gritty scum sucking pencil neck geek." "Pencil neck geek, gritty freak." "Scum sucking with a lousy physique." "He's a no gut loosing streak..." " Hi there." " Hey Fleischman." "Look, pickled tomatoes." " Get one before they're gone." " Wonderful." " Can I ask you a question?" " Yeah." "I know I'm making too much of this, but I've been thinking about that comment last night." " What comment?" " That I get myself taken care of." " Yeah, so?" " What do you think that meant?" "Well Fleischman, I think you get invited out to dinner a lot, and you don't always return the favor." "What?" "That is so not true." "Last year I had everyone over after the Stanley cup for Ramon Fizzes." "Come on." "That's not exactly the same thing." "It's universal." "Round here it dates back to the frontier days." "When there wasn't enough food to go round." "I had absolutely no idea that I was this remiss." "It's not big deal." "We've all come to accept it about you." "I think there's a Yiddish word for it." "Schorrer?" " A schnorrer!" " Yeah." "You think I'm a schnorrer?" "Do you have any idea what you just said?" "A schnorrer is someone who comes into your house and opens your refrigerator and starts eating." "I thought that was fressing." "I'm not gonna get into a Yiddish Bee with you." "You think I owe the people in this town a dinner party, right?" "Like a sit down thing where I cook all day and clean up after." "Is that it?" "Yeah." "Alright." "If that's the reality, then I have to have a party." "Tomorrow is Miranda's first check up." "She's got to get a shot and everything." "I hope Dr. Fleischman doesn't think that rash is worrisome." " Shelly, don't even say that." " Babies get stuff." "Jaundice and colic and croup." "You can't get freaked out." "My friend Iris back in BC?" "Her little boy was in the ER five times before his first birthday." "And that was just basic bumps and fevers." "Really?" "That could get expensive." "No sweat, she ever needs a big deal operation we just take her back to Canada." "National Health picks up the tab." "It's times like this you got to be glad to be a Canuck." "I'm not?" " Not glad?" " I'm not a Canadian." "So you're a Quebecker?" "We're all one under the big maple leaf babe." "I'm not a Quebecker, Québecois." "I'm an American." "I gave up my Canadian citizenship." "Come on!" " You can't do that." " Already have." " Without telling me?" " It was before I met you." "When we first met you said you were from Canada." "I'm in Alaska now." "I'm a US citizen." " Hey Walt." " Hi." "I've been looking for you." "Cash!" "Don't you love it when that happens?" "How's things on the tundra?" "Long time no speak." "Not so good." "I have bad news, Chris." " For me?" " You know Edgar Hankins?" "Edgar Hankins, Hankins..." "Young fellow, talented taxidermist." "Stuffed that ferret in my cabin." "Yeah." "Tall guy with red hair." "He's a big Santana fan, calls in to the station all the time with requests." " What about him?" " He's dead." "He's dead?" "What happened?" "Locked himself in the garage with the truck running." "Oh man." "Offed himself." "Double suicide." "His goat was with him." " That's grievous." " Yes." " I don't know hot to tell you this." " Tell me what?" "It appears like he laid it at your door." "Me?" "Here." ""I cast me lot with Chris Stevens." "He played the song on the radio that said it all for me," "Pencil-neck Geek"." "14 people." "I must be out of my mind." "I can't cook for 14 people." "I don't see who I'd cut." " Walt." " No." "He had me over once for this horrible venison casserole." "Professor Mink." "He's a friend of the family." "He wrote me recommendations for Med School." "He invites me over to his house in Fairbanks for every holiday." "Mom and Dad?" "Your parents." "They're not on here." " You think I need to invite them?" " Well it's up to you." "They had me over last spring for the..." "What was it?" " Plover's eggs." " Right." "Those were delicious." "Do you know if they're free that night?" "Yes." "Ok." "Marilyn's parents." "That's great." "That brings us up to 16." "Thanks for your help." "Can I bring anything?" "Yeah." "You know what?" "Bread." "You make those great dinner rolls." "You have to let the rise three times." "I'd have to start first thing in the morning." "You're a real trooper." "Thanks." "I don't get it. 117 dollars." "We could have eaten out for less." "Look at the asparagus." "6 dollars a bunch." "That's like a buck a stalk." "It's seasonal, cheaper in the summer." "I didn't think of that." "What are you making?" "Poulet sauté grand-mère." "No wonder it's so expensive." "It's chicken, Ed." "Chicken with a lot of stuff done to it." " Did you get enough wine?" " Yeah." "I bought two bottles." "I assume people will bring some, right?" "If you don't mind, I'll go now." " Thank you very much Ed." " Sure thing." "I'm really looking forward to your party too." " You want me to bring anything?" " Actually, ice." "And beer if you don't mind." "Doesn't matter." "Any brand." "Sure thing." "You're not supposed to ask anybody to bring anything." " What?" "He offered." " He was just being polite." "You know, manners?" "Did you get any chervil?" "No, that stuff's five bucks a pop." "What about fresh basil?" "You did get that?" "No." "I didn't think I'd have time to wash and cut it." "I have a bottle of stuff that will be fine." "Canned mushrooms?" "Yes, I happened to be raised on that stuff." " That explains a lot." " Thank you." "Listen." "Have you thought about where you'll seat everybody?" "No, but I figure it'll be casual, right." "People will just find their seats and they'll have their plates." "It'll be like a buffet." " I'll bring some chairs." " Good." "What about plates and stuff?" "Yes." "There will be plates." "We don't have to get so uptight about this, it'll just be fun." "Some food and some wine and good company..." "Trust me, it'll be fine." " I'll bring some plates." " Great." "We're here today to say goodbye to good citizen Edgar Hankins." "His work will look down at all of us from the walls of Cicely." "In particular that spotted owl in the men's room at the Lodge." "I guess there's no dancing around that young Edgar said" "I hitched his wagon to the reaper." "I played a song that was beautiful for me and for Edgar, it hit a button marked emotional meltdown." "I don't know why that is." "Two guys looked out through prison bars and one saw mud and one saw stars." "That's just how it works I guess." "Maybe that's no excuse." "Maybe those of us who are lucky enough to touch people through art or the airwaves have an obligation to think about all those eyes and ears out there." "Innocently or not, I put the last straw on Edgar's back." "I'm sorry, Edgar, my friend." "Mea culpa." "National Health Insurance, here we go down the sink hole of socialized medicine." " Like in England." " Yeah." "And look what wonders it's done for them." "How to flush an empire down the toilet." " By Harold Wilson." " It works in Canada." "Yes, let's all the sudden follow Canada's lead." "The world's best second raters." "What do you mean?" "What do you think I mean?" "These B teamers take an idea of ours, put some moronic spin on it and call it theirs." "Canadian football?" "The field's 15 yards longer." "There's 12 players instead of 11." "Hello?" "It's like I'm always thinking." "Canadian bacon, what's that?" "It's ham." "What do you expect from a country whose national emblem is the beaver?" "That's not true." "The beaver is not the national emblem." "Shelly, I'm sure they meant no offense." "You think Canada is just some big joke." "No, no." "Just the eastern part." "What do you mean by that?" "Come on, Quebec?" " Even the French don't want it." " I take exception to that." "You do?" "Even though you're not a Bruno anymore?" "The word is Québecois." "I take as much pride in my cultural heritage as the next guy." "What's the motto of Quebec?" "It's "I remember."" "It is?" "Je me souviens." "What does that even mean?" "Remember what?" "You can't even remember the motto." "You know what the motto of Saskatchewan is?" "Multis E Gentivus Vires." ""From many people's strength"." "At least that means something." "Did you knew the first aerial ambulance service in the world started in Saskatchewan?" "Really?" "And Canada has one of the lowest accidental death rates in the world." "That makes sense." "You want to know something else about Canada?" "I'm going there, tomorrow." "What?" "I'm taking Miranda to get her registered as a Canadian." "I don't think it works that way." "She's not a car." "She is a citizen of both countries until she's old enough to choose." "Either way," "I want her to breathe Canadian air, dig her toes into Canadian soil." "Shelly, it is so far." "I'm only going to Sixtymile, BC." "Just across the border." "I'll hang out with my friend Iris and catch Winterfest." " You know what Winterfest is?" " You're gonna tell us, aren't you?" "Everyone brings their old Christmas trees, they pile them up, take them away and make mulch out of them." "What's Mardi Gras or Palio at Sienna compared to that?" ""Knights in White Satin", all them minor chord progressions." "What about Billie Holliday?" "The first lady of jazz." "But Chris, not all her stuff is gloomy." "You know, poor girl makes good, addicted to heroine beat around by mooching men." "It's right there in the music." "Alright." "Ella Fitzgerald!" "Now Chris." "She's jazz, but she's happy jazz." "Happy jazz." "Ok." "What about this?" "Beethoven's 6th." ""Pastoral Symphony"." "That's an up elevator, huh?" "Bruce Springsteen, "Born in the USA"." " Yeah, Bruce is clean." " Cool." "What about that one lyric though, on "I'm on Fire"?" "The knife, edgy and dull." "Cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul." "Yeah." "What are you boy scouts up to?" "I'm just doing a little reviewing." "No doubt what we're seeing is fallout from the Hankins suicide?" "Maybe." "I want you to look at something that was on its way to the editor of our so called newspaper." "Where did you get this?" "Questions?" "Rapprochement?" "You ought to be happy I spiked that little missive." ""Gentlemen, I recall a few years ago" "Chris Stevens played the song "Revolution" on the radio while I was driving." "There was no denying the power of that song," "I made a right turn too fast and side swiped the fire hydrant." "Before Edgar's death I never made the connection."" "I got a whole stack of them here sent to the station." "This one lady says her kid became so agitated at the sight of paisley after my show he ripped down his wall paper." " Typical." " Yeah, it is typical." "I've come to realize the power of this thing." "I can't abuse it." "Holling." "Hi Walt." "I came here to catch breakfast." "What's your excuse?" "Just thinking." "You couldn't find a warmer place to think?" "Shelly is gone." "I don't like sitting in an empty apartment." "Shelly's never left me for any length of time." "She's just going back to Canada to show off her baby." "No big deal in that." " What if she doesn't come back?" " Don't be ridiculous." "Shelly just wants a little homecoming." "That's all." "I think I better bite the bullet and give up my American citizenship." "Yeah?" "Shelly's worked herself into a state." "You know how she is." "She's like a snapping turtle when she lets something get to her." "The longer she sits down there thinking about it, the more Canadian she's going to get." "This citizenship business is jive if you ask me." "The Indians didn't recognize any difference between borders." "They don't know from Canada, from Alaska, nor from Mexico." "That's not to say they didn't slaughter each other like everyone else." "Still it was a more recent genius that came up with drawing those lines and making those borders." "I think I better go after her." "I keep thinking once she crosses that border she and little Miranda will belong to Canada." "I can't let that happen." "Like the motto says, "I remember. "" "Remember what?" "Sauté mushrooms in clarified butter." "See basic clarifying recipe." "God, I hate this!" "Hey Fleischman." "What's wrong?" "Julia Child is what's wrong." "That's what's wrong." "What the hell is clarified butter?" "Where you heat the butter, then scrape the scum off the top." "Are you kidding me?" "I'm not doing this." "This is absolutely ridiculous." "Like Walt Kupfer's gonna come in here and tell me" ""I can't eat that Joel, the butter's not clarified"." "You haven't set the table yet?" "I was hoping you were gonna help me with that." "You haven't vacuumed!" "What is this?" "Petrified corn chips?" "I'm up to my ears in potatoes and chicken." "What more do you want?" "Nameplates, cut flowers, linen napkins." "God is in the details." "Are you just now starting the main course?" "I have plenty of time." "It only takes an hour to cook." "No." "It takes forever to prepare and you have a million things to do." "Are you here to help me or not?" "In five hours you've got a dozen people walking through the door." "I'm cooking as fast as I can." "Cut four 4 oz. of salt pork into lardons and blanch them." "Blanch the lardons." "A peritoneal lavage is easier than this." "I'm clarifying the butter." "I'm cooking these babies scum and all." "Will you tell me if they smell alright to you?" "How are canned mushrooms supposed to smell?" "I don't know, like can." "You should have gotten fresh ones." "Thank you very much." "Thanks a lot." "Pleasure ma'am." "Here we are, babe." "Home turf." "Shelly." "Iris!" "Shelly, you look great." "Thanks." "Let me at that baby." "I am so psyched to be here." "It's like finally, the hood." "Is that your Wrangler?" "It is so tough." "Wrangler?" "You mean the "Y-J"?" "That's what we call it over here." "Y-J?" "That is so cool." "What's it stand for?" "I don't know." "So where's Robbie?" "He's at Mum's." "She'll keep Miranda tomorrow when we got to Winterfest." "I thought I'd just take her with me." "It's too rowdy." "You know what it's like at Winterfest." "We need you on our team." "The other side's got a kick ass goalie." "Yeah." "Snowshoe soccer." " Do you need the washroom?" " Washroom, it's great to hear that." "In America it's bathroom this, bathroom that." "Even a port john." "What bathroom?" "There's no bathtub in there." "I'm cool for now." "We'll just flake out a while." "Pop the babe up on the Chesterfield, and I'll get us some pop." "Chesterfield!" "There is no place like Canada." "Hi." "May I help you?" "Howard Mink." "Hi, I'm Maggie O'Connell." " Come on in." " I'm a little early." "Fleischman, it's Professor Mink." " Hello Joel." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi." " You're here early." " Traffic was light." " Why don't I take your coat?" " Yeah." "Why don't you make yourself at home." "Can we get you a beer or something?" "We don't have any, Ed's bringing it." " Wine?" " Water would be fine." "Have a seat." "It's nice to see you." " Should I give him some hors d'oeuvres?" " What hors d'oeuvres?" " You didn't make any hors d'oeuvres?" " No." "Fleischman, why are you having a party if you can't entertain?" " You bullied me into it." " Please." "Here we go with revisionist history." "I don't understand if you'll help me or not." "Can you just..." " You haven't..." " Excuse me." " Yes." " I think I will have a little wine." "Ok." " Here you go." " Thanks." "How much of this have you had?" "Will you please just serve the man." "One sec." "Here you go." "It's a little cloudy out there today but don't let that get you down though." "Every cloud has a silver lining." "Not that silver's important or anything like that." "There's more to life than the buck." "I'm talking about seeing that glass half full." "Making lemons into lemonade." "A little something from the Four Preps." "26 miles across the sea." "Santa Catalina is waiting for me." "So Professor, do you do statistical research in bioethics or are you just a lecturer?" "Both." "This is good." "I think so." "Don't you think Mayor Hancock?" " Is the salt around anywhere?" " Yeah." " Can someone turn the radio down?" " Yeah, it's driving me bonkers." "Marilyn, I'm a little disappointed your parents couldn't come." "I thought they were looking forward to it." "Square dance class, it was changed." "Maybe you can take them a doggy bag." "And Chris too, he had to cancel at the 11th hour." "Chris has been going through a hard time lately." "Yeah." "And Holling?" "What might his excuse be?" "He went to Canada." "Maybe I should have another party for all those who couldn't come." "Maurice with his leg, and Ruth-Ann..." "Just one of the many challenges of entertaining Fleischman." "Asparagus." " I didn't get any asparagus." " Me neither." "They're in the refrigerator." "I forgot to cook them." "There's plenty of chicken." "Ed, I'll take a splash more of that wine." "Yeah." "The wine passes muster does it?" "Well, we tend to look to Australia for surfing pants," "ACDC videos and as a SEATO partner." "Cabernet Sauvignon, we like to leave to civilization." "I like it better than most Californias." "Hit me again." "Can you pass that bottle?" "Empty." "Well..." "How's the chicken?" "It's alright." "Yeah?" "Alright, as in mediocre." "Try clarifying the butter next time." ""I'm riding on this dusty trail"" ""hearing cowboys tell the tale"" ""and recalling it's the day"" ""of the life we shared"" ""and with every passing day"" ""I can't wait to hear you say"" ""it's so good to have"" ""you back home again."" "Good morning sir." "Canada." "I'd know that smell anywhere." " Passport?" " Right." "What is the purpose of your trip?" "Let's just say personal business." "American?" "Me too." " Cherry Hill, New Jersey." " What are you doing up here?" " Vietnam." " You a draft dodger?" "I refused to kill for an administration I didn't elect in a show of force that wasn't sanctioned by the people." "You think this was the easy way out?" "I've had my punishment." "I've been exiled." "I thought they granted you fellows amnesty." "Got married had two kids." " Carrying any fruits or vegetables?" " No." " Transporting any livestock?" " No." "Alright." "Enjoy your stay." "I'm not staying." "I'll be glad to have you back home again." "Hey Fleischman." "I thought I'd come help with the dishes." "Being that they're mine." "Feeling a little tender, huh?" "I woke up with a head full of cement and little chicken carcasses all over my house." "This would have been a lot easier if you'd done it last night." "Man, what a day!" "I didn't get a chance to thank you." "I really appreciate all you did." "I couldn't have done it without you." "That's what friends are for." "Just between you and me," "I feel a little surprised that nobody called." "Called?" "For what?" "Called to say thank you, they had a nice time, or the food was good." "Anything." "What?" "You did use those canned mushrooms." "Yeah." "I used the canned mushrooms." "They were fine." "You don't think the chicken had a bit of a coppery taste to it?" "Come on." "Staphylococcus would have manifested within six hours." "You'd be doubled over right here, vomiting on my floor." "I didn't say staphylococcus." "Well, you implied it." "You think I'd take the chance of poisoning my friends?" " That's crazy!" " It was just a question." "Come in." "Did you by any chance run off with my scarf last night?" "Your scarf?" "You wake me out of my dreams to ask me about a scarf?" "Yeah, I'm sorry." "It's sort of red with fringes." "No." "It must have been somebody else." "How you doing there?" "I feel fine." "Lucky for me, you ran out of that dingo effluent last night." "My mental facilities are completely clear." "No diarrhea, nothing like that?" "I'm just checking." "I'm just concerned." "You didn't speak to anyone else from last night, did you?" "Like Ed or Marilyn." "I've spoken to no one." "Alright." "I'm sorry." "Thanks." "And thanks for coming last night." "You were an excellent guest." "Great story about the agoraphobic Green Beret Captain." "What's the matter with you?" "Are you fishing for complements?" "You trying to do some sort of damage control over those joke mushrooms you used in your entree?" "What are you saying?" "You don't think they were fresh?" "I know in your expert opinion that wouldn't be an incredible feat." "Not only could I tell the weren't fresh, but judging from the tin/zinc admixture" "I could tell you which company and what plant produced the cans." "I'm gonna go with "Republic cans"." "Plant number 4 in Rhinebeck, New York." "I get your point." "You know the level of the palate that you're dealing with and yet you persist in playing these coy little games." "I was a good guest, Fleischman." "I didn't comment." "Please tell me what you think." "Do you think..." "I mean..." "Is it possible they were a little gone?" " Gone?" " Yeah." " Gone?" " Yeah." "You know as well as I, most food toxins are odorless and tasteless." "If they weren't, the US biological weapons office would not have bothered spending 1.5 million dollars developing lethal cold cuts." "You better hope they weren't "Gone"." "I don't think they are." "I just..." "Look, the toxicological seminar is over, alright?" "Go play your little scarf scam on some of your other friends." "Alright." "Thank you." "And shut the door." " Thank you." " The door, Fleischman!" "Is this a trip, or what?" " It reminds me of Saskatchewan." " It's made in China." "Yeah, but it looks like Canada." "Did you know the Mounties started in Saskatchewan?" "Yeah, so?" "I just think that's cool." "I'll grab a few of these puppies." "They make ace Christmas presents." "I guess." "Hello." "Hello?" " Where's the salesperson?" " Behind the counter." " Excuse me." " Yes?" " How much are these?" " What is it?" "Little Mounty dolls." "The price is on it." "I don't see it." "Then I don't know." "I forgot about that." "No one in Canada ever says, "May I help you?"" "It's like they don't want to sell you anything." "It's better than America, where they're climbing down your shirt." "Yeah." "I'll just come back later and get these." "What?" "I just remember it bigger." " Ruth-Anne, when did it start?" " About lunch time." "I tried to get him to go home, but being a shaman in training he ought to heal himself." "I need to lie down." "Go get O'Connell." "I think we have to get him to a hospital." " For a stomach ache?" " Have a seat there." "It could be something more seriously pathogenic." "I wouldn't rule out something of a toxicological nature either." "Ed, I'm gonna poke around a minute." "Just relax." "Does that hurt?" " How about that?" " Only when you're fingernails dig in." "Sorry." "You have any muscle spasms or dizziness, any double vision?" " Well." " Woh." "What?" "Your glands are swollen." " You're boiling." " 102 when I checked earlier." "Joel." "He's got the flu." "He's just got a stomach flu." "Of course he has." "He always gets it first." "48 hours of vomiting and diarrhea and body ache." "That's it pal." "Acting in my capacity as mayor I call together this town meeting because some Cicelians have expressed concerns about the recent changes in the "Chris in the morning" play list." "The radio waves are public, so it makes sense to listen to what the public has to say about it." "It sucks!" "It's boring." "Can you speak up please?" "What Chris is playing is boring." "Everybody used to look forward to "Chris in the morning", especially in the winter." "You're lying in bed, and it's freezing." "It's dark outside and the radio is the only thing that makes you get out of bed." "Try telling that to Edgar Hankin's family." "Come on, Edgar had a screw loose long before he got a radio." "Let's cut through this." "Chris should play what he wants." "If people don't like it, they can't turn it off." "Adults, yeah." "But what about unsupervised children?" "The radio is a constant presence in their lives and it has a cumulative effect." "They come home in the afternoon." "He's playing Schoenberg and that other 12 tone stuff." "A lot of Chris' programming is anti family." "The Nietzsche, the Thoreau and it trivializes animals." "Hold it." "Hold on just a minute." "We have to be careful here." "DeToqueville warned about the tyranny of the masses." "Dragging everything down to the lowest common denominator." "We have to accept the fact art and culture transcend the traditional rules of the society." "Right." "Edgar's death is horrible but there are 100 reasons for it, not just one." "To blame Chris for this is ridiculous." "Excuse me." "Chair recognizes Marilyn Whirlwind." "The radio didn't kill Edgar, Edgar killed the radio." "Hey Fleischman." "How's Ed?" "He'll be fine." "He's just got the flu." " Poor guy." "He always gets it." " Yeah." "I guess we're moving out of the danger zone." "There are a few rare food poisonings that have an incubation period of up to three or four days." "I think we'll be fine." "Are you still obsessing about this mushroom thing?" "I tried calling the professor." "His line was busy." "Fleischman." "O'Connell, for over 2 hours." "It doesn't make sense unless he's fallen and can't get up." "Would you cut it out?" " You want to know what this is about?" " What?" "You don't want to be absolved of poisoning your guests, what you're feeling guilty about is simpler than that." "Really?" "You threw a lousy party, and you want to be forgiven." "I don't know what to tell you." "I guess I'm not good at that kind of stuff." "And I tried telling you that." "I didn't want to have a party." "It's so ridiculous." "You didn't try." "You gave a half hearted effort and your guests pick up on that." "Yeah, well." "I'm officially out of the loop." "From now on I don't go to parties." "I don't have parties." "That's the answer." "Just be a recluse." " What do you want from me?" " Stop thinking about yourself." "This is about me, is it not?" "No, it's about other people." "And that's the secret of entertaining." "You make your guests feel welcome and at home and comfortable." "If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself." "It's easy for you to say." "You're the Martha Steward of the Yukon." "You were born with a silver napkin ring in your mouth." " I was not." " Yeah, you were." "No, I wasn't." "I was taught." "Nobody taught you how to take care of yourself let alone anybody else." "You're a princeling." "You're no longer Mrs. Fleischman's 10 year old." "Shelly, aren't you gonna play snow shoe soccer?" "I don't really feel like it." "You came down here to do Winterfest and now you're totally hanged." "I know." "I thought I'd be more into it." "I know it's Canada and all but..." "I don't feel any different." " Games starting." "I gotta go." " Ok." "I'll see you later." "Shelly!" "Holling!" " Shelly Tambo!" " Holling!" " Shelly." " Yes?" "This land is your land, this land is my land." "From California to Vancouver Island." "From the Redwood Forests, to the Bluejay stadium." "This land was made for you and me." ""As I was walking the Alaskan highway..."" ""I saw the tracks of the Canadian National Railway."" ""Saw the land behind me that invented hockey."" ""This land was made for you and me."" ""This land is my land, this land is your land."" ""From California,"" ""to Vancouver Island."" ""From the Redwood Forests"" ""to the Bluejay stadium."" ""This land is made for you and me."" "Good morning Cicelians." ""Chris in the morning" getting you up a little earlier than usual." "I got a busy day ahead so do you." "So get the coffee on and knock the cobwebs off the ceiling." "While you're doing all that, what do you think of the words of Tom Paine?" "Who said, "Man did not enter this society to be worse off than he was before or to have fewer rights than he had before, but to have those rights better secured." "When it comes to the right of the mind, he never surrenders it."" "The mind, that wonderful breeding ground of contradictory impulses like love, hate, rage, empathy." "They've all been invited to the party, so make room for them." "I want to play this next song for my friend Edgar Hankins who's gone to a place where he'll never have to be upset, or agitated or offended ever again." "Sensitive and PC souls, cover your ears." ""Hey Joe."" ""Where are you going with that gun in your hand?"" ""Hey Joe."" ""Where are you going with that gun in your hand?"" ""I'm going to out to shoot my old lady."" " Here's your order Dr. Fleischman." " Great." "Thanks." "Are you free this Sunday?" "I was gonna watch the Nicks game." "Why?" "I'm having brunch at my house." "Yeah?" "Brunch, huh?" " A lot of people?" "15 or so." "I do it this time of year." "In like a lion brunch." "So you get up early and you make omelettes for all these people?" "Fritattas, Belgium waffles, sausage links." "Nice." "So, want to come?" "Well." "Yeah I guess I do." "Good." " Can I bring anything?" " No thanks." ""You know I caught her messin' 'round town."" ""Yes I did, I shot her you know I caught..."" "Ripped by subXpacio and TusSeries"