"And that's why the only thing better than today is tomorrow." " So inspiring." " Yeah." "I wish I had cancer." " I wanna break up with you." " What?" "Why?" "Are you Jewish?" "What is love?" "How fine is the line between love and like between best friend and lover?" "How much can we love one another if we don't even love ourselves?" "We live our lives, and we try to find meaning in our jobs and sometimes we make it our jobs to find meaning in our lives." "And we eat and we breathe and we sleep and sometimes we go to the bathroom." "It's called life." "And what do you get when you cross life and love with Lola?" ""Loofa"." " Hey." " Hey." "Oh, you got a bat in the cave." " What?" " You got a stalagmite." " Huh?" " You have a booger." "Oh." " Other nostril." " Oh." "Attention, staff:" "Will Captain Pierce please report to Colonel Blake?" "That is all." "Thanks." " I guess I must have given you my cold." " Yeah." "I gotta run." "Pop this kid's shoulder back into place, would you?" "Thanks." "There you are." "I found your panties in my bed this morning." "We broke up a month ago." "How often do you make your bed?" " I'd like to make your bed again." " Glenn, it's over." "No, it's not because you're Jewish." "A lot of people like candles and minivans." "What?" "Excuse me while I pop this boy's shoulder into place." "I'd like to pop your shoulder into place." "Now kiss me on the inside of my stupid mouth." "I can't anymore." "Um..." "Whatever happened to the healing power of laughter, you know?" "Used to be, I could pull a rabbit out of a hat or a quarter out of some kid's nose, and, poof, leukemia's gone." "I once cured a case of Lou Gehrig's disease by pretending I was trapped inside a box." "Sounds more like the healing power of magic or mime." "I'm just a claustrophobic clown in this tiny car of life." "And I can get tiny-carsick." "Hey, Blake, why don't you try the healing power of medicine?" "Medicine?" "Why don't I try the healing power of my ass?" "Anyway, thanks for listening, Chief." "Whoa, what are you doing?" "Oh, my God, I totally misread that." "I'm sorry." " Yikes." " Whatever." "So your girlfriend broke up with you." "Who cares?" "I've been divorced four times." "You see me crying?" "Yeah, right now, you're crying." "Listen, why don't you come back to the force?" "I need my partner back." "I can't, Briggs, not after what happened to us on 9/11." "You gotta get over 9/11." "That was seven years ago." "It almost seems like it, doesn't it?" "No, it was it." "It's 2008, so 9/11 was seven years ago." "Are you sure it wasn't 2002?" " I thought it happened in January." " No." "Forget it." "Listen, just come back to the force." "Maybe this will change your mind." "Your old shield." " And your piece." " Ohh..." "Briggs, I'm a doctor now." "In my line of work, I use a different kind of gun." "A gun that doesn't take bullets." "I get it." "You're talking about a scalpel." "No." "Laser gun." " Christ." " Yeah." " You use that thing for surgery?" " Oh, God, no." "I vaporize people with it." "Did you know that in outer space there are no laws?" "We should go there." "Could you and I be married in outer space?" " What did you say?" " Nothing."