"[PEOPLE SCREAMING]" "[GIRL] The park was called Playland, and it was the best." "You could laugh and scream and get scared to death on rides and stuff up on junk food and ditch your parents... all in one night." "And there was a spook house called Laughing in the Dark." "Aaarrr!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Ha ha ha ha ha!" " That's all." "I'm gone!" " [FRANK] What's the matter?" " I was just getting started." "This is a clown story." "I hate clowns." "They're creepy." "They give me nightmares." "Where's my thermos?" "Oh, I heard of that." "They call it Bozophoebia." "Guess we finally found somethng wrong with Miss Perfect." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Hey, I didn't say it." "Go ahead." "Do your worst." "Go on, Beth." "Let's see if she can handle it." "Here." " Start for real this time." " OK." "Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society," "I call this story..." "If was Friday night, and Playland was jammed." "For thousands of kids, it had everything they wanted, but for one kid, it had just a little too much." " Man, that was cool." " I know." "Man, that was awesome!" "Don't give me that." "You almost hurled." "Did not." "So why were you screaming, "Stop the rides!"?" "'Cause Kathy was scared." "Was not." "You were gonna barf!" "You snitch." "Maybe I should barf right now... on you." " [BARFING SOUND]" " Eew!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Hoo hoo hoo!" " You ever been there?" " No." "Ah ha ha ha!" "Let's go in." " What's the matter?" " I'm not goin' in there." " They say it's really haunted." " Gimme a break!" "I heard the same thing." "Weird things happen in there." "Something to do with a clown." "Weegee, it's a kiddie ride!" "I can see your twerpy siste bein' chicken, but you?" "Come on!" " I'm not a twerpy chicken!" " That's uh-- [SNIFFS]-- funny." "Smells a little foul to me." "Cluck cluck cluck!" "Both of you are chicken." "Cluck cluck awk!" "Cluck cluck!" "Ha ha." "Excuse me, lad!" "Don't believe in old Zeebo, eh?" " Who are you?" " I run this place, I do." "And he's in there, all right... just waitin'... pick the right door, and you'll go free." "Pick the wrong door, and there he'll be." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" " Care to give it a go?" " Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Comin' in, Mr. Brave young lad?" "Uh... maybe another time." "Suit yourself." "I'll be here." "I'm always here." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" " You OK?" " What?" "Fine." "I'm fine." "Noy thinking of all the nightmares you're gonna have tonight?" "Oh, man, give here a break." "Keep goin', Beth." "Yeah!" "What kinda stranger stuff happened inside the ride?" "Well, that's what the kids wanted to know, especially weegee." "Most of this is pretty boring." "It's all pretty boring, if you ask me." " We didn't ask you." " But then I found this." ""Cagey Clown Caught in Calamity."" "The Laughter in the Dark spook house isn't the original." "There was another one on the same spot back in the 1920s." " Yeah, so?" " So, in 1924 the circus came to town and set up a new Playland." "One of their clowns, some dude named Zeebo, was a foul ball." "'The clowen known as Zeebo" ""stole the whole entire circus payroll of $4,000." Wow." "He got caught, though, and the chased him into Playland." "He ran into the spook house, and he would have gotten away, except..." " The cigar!" " Cigar?" "Zeebo smoked cigars." "The police figured he threw one away in the spook house, because the whole place caught fire with him inside." ""The fire spread quickly," ""and attempts to rescue Zeebo were futile." "Tragically, the clown perished into the inferno."" "Eew." "Ha." "Smoking's bad for your health." "A couple years later, they build another Laughing in the Dark and make a spooky dummy of Zeebo to scare everyone." "Legend has it that" "Legend has it the ghost of Zeebo is still there..." "Trapped... for all time." " Exactly." " I bet I know why, too." "Why?" "I bet he likes to trap small children inside and tickle them!" "Tickle, tickle, tickle!" "Here comes Zeebo to tickle you!" "Josh!" "Don't mess, or I'll bing you in the head." " Lighten up, will ya, Josh?" " Me?" "You guys are the feebs." "You really think there's a ghost clown hanging around in some dumb old ride?" "Kids have seen and heard things in there." "It's a spook house, lameball." "It's supposed to be spooky." "You gotta be some kind of doofus to think it's real." "Aah!" "Boo!" "You don't see me gettin' scared of that junk." "Yeah?" "If you're so brave, why didn't you go in?" "In fact, I dare you to go in." "Alone." "Why should I?" "'Cause I think you're just as chicken as we are." "You just don't want to admit it." "You're gonna eat those words." "How are we gonna make sure he goes all the way inside?" "You're not, twerp." "Unless you wanna come with me." "She's right." "You could just hang inside the door and never go through." "Tell ya what, gutless." "Not only am I gonna go through this while place alone, but when I find the dummy clown," "I'm gonna steal his nose." "ANd you're gonna wear it to school for a week." "No way." "Hey, I thought you were so sure I couldn't do it." "What's the matter, Weegee?" "You gettin'... chicken again?" "You get it, I'll wear it." "Now I'm gonna show you guys how stupid it is being scared of this place." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Sorry, m'lad." "I didn't mean to scare ya!" " Gonna give it a go, huh?" " Yeah." "Yeah, why not?" "Why not, indeed?" "It's the most fun in the park when you're Laughtin' in the Dark." "Get a grip, Josh." "Ha." "Ha ha ha." "Look at me, I'm Zeebo." "# Zeebo, Zeebo #" "Ha ha." "Hand over the dough." "What do you think I am, some kinda clown?" "Ha." " [GASPS]" " Ha ha ha ha ha!" "What do you think I am, some kinda clown?" "Maybe we shouldn't let him go in there all alone." "No." "He deserves this." "I know it's you, old man." "You can't scare me." "[SNIFFS]" "Cigars?" "Pick the right door, and you'll go free." "Pick the wrong door, and there he'll be." "[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]" "Kiss this place goodbye." "If I don't get that nose, I'm dead meat." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Aah!" "It's only a dummy." "A dummy." "A fake... dummy." " Ha ha ha ha ha!" " No!" "You're an idiot, Josh." "A plastic dummy can't hurt you." "Stop bein' such a wuss and just do it!" "[SQUEAK]" "Ha." "Ha ha!" "All right." "Thanks, Guy." "You just made me a hero." "I'm the guy who beat Zeebo." "Ha ha ha." "[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]" "Hope you can still smell your stinky cigars without your nose." "I got a cramp." "I don't think so." "Oh, come on." "Give up, Kristen." "You can't take it." "[SMALL VOICE] I'm fine." "Keep going." "OK." "Well, Josh was pretty cocky before, but after he stole Zeebo's nose, he was uncontrollable." "Weeg, it's you." "The guys at school are gonna think so, too." "[SISTER GIGGLES]" " Not funny." " Sorry." "After you get through wearing it, I'm gonna get it mounted like a trophy." " Oh." "Please!" " Then I'm gonna get it engraved." ""The Kid Who Beat Zeebo." Cool or what?" "Come on." "You have have been a little scared in there." "No way!" "I'm telling you, it's all kid stuff with fake dummies and bogus sound effects." "Of course, it, uh, might have been scary for some people, people that say, "cluck cluck cluck!"" "Enough, all right?" "You're a hero, and I'm a loser." "What can I say?" "Now, now." "Let's not be bad sports." "Besides, you look much better with the nose on." "I'll get it for ya." "He's such a snot." "Come on." "[SNIFFS]" "Cigars?" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "I'm home!" "Mom?" "Dad?" ""I bet you forgot Dad and I had theater tickets tonight."" "She's right." ""Plate of spaghetti in the freezer and chocolate pudding in the fridge." ""Don't stay up too late playing video games." "See you." "Love, Mom."" "[CREAKING]" "[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]" "Mom?" "Dad?" "Dad, is that you?" "If somebody's in there, you better show yourself or you're gonna get beaned!" "Aah!" "Good thing Weegee can't see me now." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Oh, man!" "What is wrong with me?" "[RING]" "Hello?" " Hey, Josh." "This is Weegee." " Yeah, Weeg." "What's up?" "Listen, I, uh..." "I was kinda being a baby this afternoon." "You won the bet and I shouldn't be mad at you." "That's OK." "I was giving you a hard time." "Tell you what." "I'll only make you wear the nose to school for one day." "I was kinda hoping you'd forget it completely." "You're a dreamin', pal." "Tomorrow's Zeebo day for you." "Ha ha ha." "Later." "[RING]" "One day's the best I'm gonna do." "[SCRATCHY VOICE] Give it back." "Give it back!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "No way, Weegee." "You're not scaring' me." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "It's a joke." "He's trying to get me." "I'll show him." "I'm not scared." "He can't scare me with kid stuff." "There's no such thing as Zeebo the Clown." "[DIGGING THROUGH SILVERWARE]" "No way." "I'll just eat dinner." " And-- - [SILVERWARE CLATTERS]" "[SIGHS] Oh, grow up, Josh!" "Oh!" "How can that burn so fast?" "[SNIFFS] Cigar smoke?" "Aah!" "Aah!" " Come on." "Come on." " Hello?" "Weegee, this is Josh." "I'm" "Josh?" "Slow down." " Tell me the truth." "Did you call my house before and you pretend you were Zeebo?" "[LAUGHS] Whoa, what's the matter, Josh?" " You sound kinda scared." " I'm not." "Yeah, OK, OK." "I'm scared." "I was scared on the ride, and I'm really scared now." " Was that you?" " Give me a break." "Why would I-  [CLICK]" " What was that?" "Is that you, Kathy?" "Put down the phone." "Josh, we only have one phone." "It's gotta be at your house." "[SCRATCHY VOICE] If ya don't give it back," "I'll come up and get it!" "[WEEGEE] Who was that?" "!" "Josh, you there?" "[POP!" "]" "Forget it." "I'm gone." "[SQUEEEE-AK]" "OK." "I shouldn't have taken your nose." "I'm sorry." "There." "It's all yours." "And, uh... just to show there's no hard feelings, cigars." "Ha." "All for you." "[SQUEEEEE-AK]" "[SQUEAK]" "[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "It's the most fun in the park..." "when you're Laughin'... in the Dark!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "The End." "So it was the crazy old guy all along." "No way." "He couldn't have done that stuff in the house." "Maybe the old guy was really Zeebo's ghost." "Yeah!" "So what do you think, Kristen?" "Is Zeebo gonna pay you a visit tonight?" "Sorry, Kiki." "I did it." "I sat through the whole story, and I'm OK." "What do you say to that?" "I'd say that's a good thing, because we wouldn't want you having nightmares, would wet?" "Aah!" "Meeting adjourned." "Captioned by Grant Brown"