"CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY MGM HOME ENTERTAINMENT" "GO ON!" "I'M GOING UP." "[ORGAN PLAYING]" "[PIANO PLAYING]" "[NOTE DOESN'T PLAY]" "[RINGS DOORBELL]" "DA CAPO." "MOTHER, ARE YOU EATING?" "[SHEEP BLEATING IN DISTANCE]" "EBERTSON..."" "WHOLESALE FROM HALIFAX." "OF COURSE IT IS." "[DOOR OPENS]" "AND?" "DICKENSON." "GIVE YOU SOME SUPPORT FOR YOUR CALF." "NOW..." "IT'S A PURE AND UNSPOILED COUPLE." "JUST THINK WHAT WE SHALL BE HAVING TO EAT." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "[PIANO PLAYING]" "GRATEFUL CLIENT." "OOH." "STILL A LONG WAY TO GO WITH THOSE INVITES." "YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE." "AH." "STEAK." "MMM." "YOU DON'T LIKE MARZIPAN." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "VERY WISE." "HELLO!" "THANK YOU." "AND HIS FACE IS GRAY." "YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE THICK HAIR." "[BANGING ON DOOR]" "[BANGING CONTINUES]" "NOT DOWN HERE, YOU FOOL!" "GET IT UPSTAIRS!" "OPEN THE DOOR!" "IT'S A FUNNY LOCK." "IS THERE SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR?" "ONE MOMENT." "UPSTAIRS." "EXCUSE ME." "THIS ISMYHOUSE." "[FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS]" "I CAN WAIT." "HE'S A LAW UNTO HIMSELF." "HE HAS TROUBLE WITH HIS WATERWORKS." "COME OUT." "I AM, LOVE." "I'M PLANNING A TRIFLE." "[CAR DOOR SHUTS]" "IT'S NOT SURPRISING." "SHE DIED IN 1937." "OOPSY!" "DOWNSTAIRS." "IN BED." "I'VE SEEN A CAT ON THAT COUNTER." "FOR ANOTHER BUTCHER." "HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO GET ON?" "HE HAS MY RATIONS" "STEAK?" "HE'S GOING TO PAINT THE PORK." "AND WHERE?" "I USED TO LIKE PAINTING WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER." "TSK, TSK!" "NO, I'D NEVER HAVE BEEN ANY GOOD." "ANOTHER DAY." "AND CHARGES ARE BEING PREFERRED." "[BELL TOLLING]" "WE DID." "OH, BLOOD AND SAND!" "DOG MEAT BE BUGGERED." "BATH." "BLEACH." "BRUSHES." "GET SCRUBBING." "ARE YOU NOT EATING YOUR SPAM?" "IT'S NOT JUST STEAK, GILBERT." "IT'S STATUS." "JUST RIGHT." "[FART]" "MORE SPROUTS, DR. SWABY?" "IT'S ALL ONE-SIDED." "NO NEWS?" "THE EMPIRE WHO SENT WHAT FOR THE WEDDING CAKE." "GO ON!" "I'LL GET YOUR SWEET." "YES, MRS. FORBES?" "KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "HE TRUSTS ME." "NEXT, PLEASE." "THEY SHAVED WOMEN'S HEADS FOR THIS IN FRANCE." "WE'RE HUNGRY!" "WE'RE NOT IN BELGIUM." "[TYPING]" "I'M SEEING A CLIENT." "ON SECOND THOUGHTS..." "OH, YES." "BEST PLACE IN TOWN." "SAD ABOUT MEDCALF." "UH, MR. LOCKWOOD..." "DR. SWABY." "SORRY, DR. SWABY." "IT'S YOU." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ACCOUNTANT." "[SHEEP BLEATING IN DISTANCE]" "[CAR APPROACHING]" "READY?" "THEY'D ALWAYS FIND A SYMPATHETIC HEARING." "[HONKING]" "[ROOSTER CROWS]" "[PIGS OINK]" "HOW DO YOU MEAN?" "PSST, PSST." "BETTY!" "YES!" "THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT?" "WELL, IT'S COMING TO THE POINT." "I DON'T LIKE HIM." "GO FETCH THAT LAME BUGGER." "I HEAR YOU WERE THERE WHEN THE GESTAPO ARRIVED." "PSST, PSST." "OH, BLOODY HELL." "[PIG SQUEALS]" "OH." "OH." "OH." "[SQUEALING]" "IT'S WORMOLD." "I THINK YOU'VE TROD IN SOMETHING." "FAIR SHARES FOR ALL." "[DOG WHIMPERS]" "[DOG BARKING]" "NO REST FOR THE WICKED." "[DOG BARKS]" "[DOG WHIMPERS]" "SOON EARNED." "SHARPER THAN FARMING." "OH, SIT DOWN." "WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THAT FIRE?" "WE'RE IN THE GARAGE." "NO CRUMBS IN THE CAR." "I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THAT." "READY, PLEASE." "A NICE BIT OF PORK." "YOU CAN EAT YOURSELF." "OH, NO." "IT'S FOR THE PIGS." ""DON'T GIVE THEM ANYTHING YOU COULD EAT YOURSELF."" "WE DON'T HAVE COCKTAILS." "I'M CARRYING YOU, GILBERT." "NOW, JUST A MINUTE." "SHE'D BE RIGHT DOWNCAST." "GET IN!" "BIKING AROUND!" "THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, HENRY?" "LEG OF HAM SUIT YOU?" "[SQUEAL]" "AND THAT WILL TAKE THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE." "YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, MOTHER?" "HELLO." "HAVE YOU FINISHED?" "YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED." "ME." "[CRUNCH]" "[WALTZ PLAYING]" "ON THE PREMISES." "I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL HUMILIATE YOU MORE." "OH." ""STEAL A PIG."" "Joyce:" "VERONICA." "GO ON IN AND START YOUR PIECE." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "[PIANO STOPS PLAYING]" "AND A LITTLE MORE MEZZO FORTE." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "OH, I WISH I HAD NEVER MENTIONED IT." "NO, LET'S SLEEP ON IT." "TOMORROW'S A WORKING DAY." "[FLATULENCE AND DIARRHEA]" "YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT, PRESTON." "[FLATULENCE AND DIARRHEA]" "[FLATULENCE AND DIARRHEA]" "OVER HERE!" "IT'S POWER." "BETTER GET HER UP." "NO, NO, MOTHER." "NO." "NAUGHTY." "I HOPE IT'S A CLEAN ONE." "IS THE SWEEP COMING?" "[RADIO COMEDY PROGRAM]" "HOW THAT PIG IS GOING ON, PRESTON?" "[FLATULENCE]" "I MISS THE WAR." "YOU RECKON TO BE HIGH-SEAT PIG." "PRESTON!" "[PIG GRUNTING]" "WELL, FETCH SOME MORE PAPER, THEN." "OH!" "OH, JEEZ!" "SETTLE DOWN?" "WITH THIS?" "HE DOES SMELL, JOYCE." "[CRASH]" "WELL, IT'S NOT TO KNOW THAT." "OH." "Joyce:" "MAYBE WE COULD PUT IT TO SLEEP." "[GAS HISSING]" "[SNIFFING]" "[SNIFFING]" "[DOORBELL RINGING]" "BLESS HER." "Joyce:" "DID HE GO OFF?" "[SQUEALING]" "IF WE POISON IT, WE CAN'T EAT IT." "NO, COME DOWN, MOTHER." "ALL THIS WILL SEEM LIKE A BAD DREAM." "[SQUEALING]" "JOYCE?" "HAVE YOU DONE IT?" "[DOORBELL RINGING]" "[SNIFFING]" "COME IN, MR. WORMOLD." "GERMAN MEASLES." "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'VE COME." "COME ON!" "DA CAPO." "[DOORBELL RINGING]" "THOUGHT SO." "KILL HER!" "KILL YOUR FRIEND." "[SQUEALING]" "GO ON NOW!" "[SQUEALING]" "[SQUEALING STOPS]" "I'VE CUT MY FINGER." "NANCY." "WHO KNOWS?" "YOU'VE NOT BEEN CRYING?" "I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL." "I'VE GOT THEM ON THE PHONE." "LOOK AT HIM, THAT FOOT FELLOW." "I GIVE THIS COUNTRY 5 YEARS." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "PLEASE YOURSELF." "I DID SEE A PIG!" "IT WAS ALL STINKY." "VERONICA!" "STAY HERE!" "HENRY!" "HENRY!" "DRINK." "NO, I'M DUE BACK." "[SNIFFING]" "I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TOILET." "[URINATING]" "SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO US..." "AND A LITTLE CURLY TAIL." "SHALL WE ADJOURN?" "HANG ON." "I HAVEN'T BEEN." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "[ENGINE STARTS]" "WHO'S THIS, THEN, BETTY?" "I CAN'T SATISFY EVERYBODY." "SHE'S IN VERY GOOD CONDITION." "MISTAKE?" "I WANT THIS MAN CRUCIFIED!" "HENRY!" "WE'RE BEING WATCHED." "MOTHER?" "MOTHER?" "EXCUSE ME." "COME ON IN, MOTHER." "I'M GOING TO NEED LOTS OF HOT WATER." "Mother:" "SEVEN 9s ARE 63!" "WHAT?" "[OINK]" "THEY'D GO MAD." "I'VE GOT A CAR." "GRAB HOLD." "DON'T WORRY, BETTY!" "SILLY TWIT." "[SNIFFLES]" "[FLATULENCE]" "A GREAT DEAL OF INTEREST." "HAVE YOU ANY HISTORY OF..." "MENTAL ILLNESS?" "PUT WIRELESS ON." "WE DON'T NEED THE WIRELESS." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "COME IN." "TAKE HIS PINNY." "[THUMP]" "Nuttal:" "GANGWAY!" "YOU GOT A RAZOR?" "OH, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW HAS A HERNIA." "WHAT A CHARMING MAN." "SO SENSITIVE." "GO TO THE TOILET, MOTHER." "DO YOU HAVE A HAT AND COAT?" "IF THIS GOT OUT, WE'D ALL BE RUINED." "SHUT UP!" "SIT DOWN!" "PILLOCK." "VERY WELL." "YOU'VE GOT MORE ABOUT YOU THAN YOUR HUSBAND." "WELL, I'LL BE ON TOE." "I THINK SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IS IN ORDER." "RECEIVED SUCH A TUMULTUOUS EXPRESSION OF GOOD WILL." "...IN THIS PEAK OF HUMAN EXPERIENCE." "[DINNER CHATTER]" "[TOILET FLUSHES]" "IN 10 YEARS TIME, THAT WILL BE US." "[TAPPING GLASS]" "A TOAST..." "THE HAPPY COUPLE." "Together:" "THE HAPPY COUPLE." "[BAND PLAYING WALTZ]" "[PIG SQUEALS]"