"Such bad shit." "Have you watched the news?" "She'd cut it off with pruning shares." "Can you imagine?" "Where are the cops, I ask you." "A foreign woman goes berserk and cuts men's dicks off." "Yeah, bad shit." "How can you live without a dick?" "You want to pick up a nice ass and then you remember, you got not dick." "And it's fucked up." "HOW DO YOU MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS" "This is the building I Iive in." "Rather common." "These are my parents." "Father insuIates houses, mother works in a bank." "That's my friend, Rysiek." "Saves money for an eye surgery." "Wants to be a pilot." "He works as a janitor on an airstrip." "And that's... me." "Just kidding." "That's me." "My parents wanted me to become a lawyer or a physician..." "I tried but it didn't work out." "Grandma wanted me to be a priest." "But I think that's not for me." "I stroll around the neighbourhood, just looking around but a plan is starting to emerge." "Not a shitty plan about getting a nice job but a total plan." "A plan with balls." "How do you choose your cleaning products such as:" "eye-cream, lipstick..." "A friend recommended them?" "I follow my instinct." "I see..." "Dishes you choose also instinctively?" "Dishes?" "That too." "I often go to expensive restaurants." "The other day I had a pheasant in French sauce." "Cost 150 zI." "Was it any good?" "Let's grab a hamburger." "One forthe both of us?" "Why not?" "It'II be cool." "Do you preferto do it outdoors?" "Yes." "By your lonesome?" "Is this a part of this survey?" "well..." "It's a part of the survey, the most important part." "I Iike girls which like to spend theirtime outdoors." "We could grab a cup of coffee and talk." "Perhaps we share some interests." "Buzz off." "Are we on candid camera?" "We can go to my place." "It's not far away." "We fill out the questionnaire there." "What do you think?" "It's very cosy there." "only if you feel like it." "Because I do." "You know, we'II have fun." "It'II be great." "We can do fun things to each other." "What should I do?" "Take your clothes off." "Just like that?" "Sex without love, just for fun of it." "Heard about it?" "I don't like it." "You'II like it." "Are you there?" "I'm getting cold." "Stop it." "Can you hear me." "It's not funny." "Don't' fuck with me!" "Do you hear?" "!" "They don't think logically." "They buy any shit." "You know what you should do when she tries to screw you?" "What?" "You say to her, "You're the only one I care for"." "You're the only one I care for." "Not like that." "You have to look her in the eye and say tenderly," ""You're the only one I care for"." "TenderIy, as if you wanted you know what." "You have to sweeten her up and then she's all yours." "You get the best action in town, not with those cows from our neighbourhood." "What gives?" "Check it out." "Boy, what a machine." "Snap out of it." "You get all that action?" "It's just a theory." "Sure I do." "You know..." "It's just a theory." "I think it calls for a systematic approach." "We should get some information and then strike." "What are you talking about?" "Chubby!" "So we went to Chubby." "CHUBBY Greatest pick-up artist in town." "This one!" "That one!" "That one?" "How can they have hots for such a fetso?" "Don't they have eyes?" "They only want some love." "There's no sense in talking." "Contact is what counts." "Success only comes out of talk in 7% of cases." "You have to use a deep voice and touch her." "You strike her body tenderly." "What?" "You know..." "No redundant shit, you smack her and that's it." "You make a move on, grab her ass, kiss her and go to work." "Rysiek, you'II go first." "Why me?" "Because." "Pick up that one." "Her?" "Yeah." "For a rookie I'd recommend that one." "Go there." "My mother used to tell me, "You got fricking long lashes"." "Everybody told me that." "Even one chick ones." "And so what?" "Do they call me from hollywood about my lashes?" "My front tooth is loose." "Without it no girl would Iike me." "We shouldn't have listened to you." "I have the smarts to make plans." "The female baboon picks the male's hair with great enderness." "It's a daily ritual." "Dude, we have to concentrate." "Time is running out." "Don't exaggerate." "Mother won't be home for another 5 hours." "I'm talking about our disappearing dreams." "What?" "Have you ever dreamed about a Lord Vader figurine?" "Yeah." "Do you still want it?" "Why not?" "What the fuck do you need it now for?" "Once we had dreams." "The time goes by and these dreams don't count any more." "OK." "What about sex with a teacher?" "Let's say, a polish teacher." "Are you nuts?" "She was 70 years old." "Choose another one." "The PE teacher." "Hot ass." "And what?" "There was a hole in the changing room." "I watched her undress." "And?" "I had to jerk off." "So you see." "I have no money." "Parents don't give me any." "Monica teaches you PE?" "Then go get her." "What's in there for me?" "You save your ass." "What if he lied to us?" "Stop whining." "I'm trying to help you realise your dream." "Ijerked off on her account." "I'm over her." "Good day." "Hi, mom." "There's dinner waiting." "Left you a note." "close the window." "will do." "Good bye." "OK, dude." "The time's come." "Let the force be with you." "Ryszard?" "Is that you?" "Rysiek..." "Who would have thought." "You know..." "hello." "I've come to thank you." "I work in aviation and I go to college." "Thanks to you." "When were you accepted?" "You graduated several years ago." "Yeah, but..." "There were some irregularities and some shady dealings." "And..." "I got flowers." "Thanks." "Not at all." "I bought them so..." "Come." "You can lick my pussy with your rough tongue." "What?" "Let's have tea at my place." "Let's go." "They say that teachers get no respect." "And you've come here to thank me after four years." "See that, Krystian." "Indeed." "What's your occupation?" "I sit in front of the TV so I get plenty of information." "I watch TV too cause I work in aviation." "I have plenty of spare time." "I'm on a pension." "This physician treated me earlier but he was no good." "The other one, you know..." "What was his name?" "Kozio³." "Yeah." "He sent me to him again." "What was I to do?" "I went there." "And, you know..." "He prescribed me an ointment." "I rubbed it here..." "You see?" "Down here." "Afterthat, what can I tell you..." "No pain at all." "I come out of the clinic full of happiness and..." "I go down." "Rupture at the base of the skull." "Look." "See?" "Rysiek..." "Krystian goes away for a week." "Visit me." "We'II fuck." "Did you dip it?" "What?" "Did you dip it?" "talk." "The taught that I'd have her after Krystian gives me the chills." "What Krystian?" "A very sick one." "It's really fun to switch fast between them." "It'II be superto watch an interesting show." "We have breaking news." "The nutty foreigner attacked forthe 3rd time." "Officer, what's really happened?" "During our investigation we pieced together what'd happened." "This unidentified woman took the victim by surprise while he worked his fields." "After a close examination our men found the missing organ." "We secured the crime scene and the tool used." "This is... it." "Once last question." "When will the farmers' drama end?" "Turn it off." "I'm getting sick." "If they don't catch her there will be riots." "italian Passion." "Southern hot asses." "Not those cows from our neighbourhood." "Dude, we have to think globally." "I heard a guy on the radio talking about implementing plans." "You figure out a plan and you think about it twice a day." "You don't pay attention to any obstacles and aim for your goal." "And there you have it." "When?" "You set a date and your brain takes care of the rest." "This guy got his goal?" "What did he look like?" "I heard him on the radio." "Afterthat I stole a porno magazine with Swedish girls." "I made an album." "Check her out." "Not bad, huh?" "cool." "I put pictures of me inside and I imagine I'm fucking her." "Does it work?" "Time isn't up yet." "I've still got a month." "black, white, yellow girls, you mix them up." "You're on the beach, surfing, and in your mansion there are plenty of girls." "topless girls." "They like you." "It's cool." "I'II give it back." "OK." "I'II wash the jugs." "And the glasses." "There is some sense in life." "You've got to have a plan." "Then..." "You'II have whatever you want." "Do you get it?" "Dude, I know who'II help us." "Boys, how you've grown!" "Come down here." "Camcorder?" "Sure, I can lend it to you." "We go way back." "Drink up." "Not bad." "I hope so." "You know what?" "I'II show you something." "Check it out." "Bought it off a hotel attendant." "I no Ionger have to ask the jaiI-bait to show it to me for a candy bar." "Now they come here and ask to show it to me." "You know what?" "I found my calling." "Like in an American movie." "Now, watch!" "There she is." "people are strange, huh?" "Indeed." "cool." "What camcorder do you want?" "Here you go." "This one." "Bogo, come here." "Stand like this." "Don't move." "Now, just a formality." "I want to shoot one of you jerking off." "What?" "It's simple." "Are you deaf?" "Take your knickers off, take out you wick and do a hand job." "FIong your dong, pull your wire." "You take your fire bird out and you hit him on the beak." "Are you nuts?" "Forgive me." "I'm sorry." "Nice talking to you." "I'm busy." "Finish your drinks and scram." "He's lost his fucking mind." "I won't jerk off in front of a camera." "You do it every morning anyhow." " Just for myself." "For my own satisfaction and not forthe camera." "This is only KaroI." "His camera, copies sold at the flea market." "What would my mother say?" "You want to get some action?" "Wait a sec." "Why should I do it?" "He said, one of us." "You do it." "Mine... doesn't photograph well." "Let's draw for it." "OK." "It was cool." "We got a camcorder." "Fuck off." "Your's isn't as big as you told me." "Hi." "We represent a film company." "We're making a movie with del¹g" "and we're looking for new faces." "Why me?" "You have great..." "talent." "Yeah." "You've got smarts, personality..." "Have you got a phone number?" "So what?" "Your jerking off paid off." "You do nothing but drink, you old drunkard." "I drink with my buddies." "With those you dig the ditches with?" "Sonny, look at your father." "Love." "What is love?" "A strange feeling." "The most important one in the universe." "A perfect harmony that draws two people together and drives them totally insane." "AII day you just star at the screen." "End of discussion." "Today there isn't any." "My words mean nothing to you." "You went to the kitchen." "I'm still watching." "Your match is important but my soap opera is not?" "You just sit there the whole day and the glasses are dirty." "I would rather be a rich man." "It's strange." "I was born with a nature of a millionaire." "I crave great wheels and hot chicks but I got no dough." "You enticed me away from him and you know what he's got?" "A villa in Spain by a lake." "Sure." "You should've made out with him." "Too bad I didn't." "I was so stupid." "I couId have had such great men." "And I chose this looser." "She's fucking nuts." "Did you see it?" "I did." "call for an ambulance." "Let them lock her up." "Dad, give me the keys to your office." "I've got an important business." "What an idiot." "You could've had a great mom." "And I chose a fucking crazy woman." "Fuck the glasses." "Let her wash them up." "Dad..." "You just mess around with my head." "You chain smoker, you." "You drunkard." "Take care of the child." "What child?" "I couId be an actor." "Better a foreign one." "Like Tom Cruise." "Then I would meet nicole Kidman." "There's a great girl." "And my Iife would be different." "You drunkard, you." "I'II give you the keys..." "We haven't talked much, son." "You were off somewhere or I was busy." "You know how it is." "Fuck!" "Give me those keys." "What's your hurry?" "How about you?" "Any chances for a job?" "Yeah." "I'm looking around." "You've got to work." "You can't be just loafing about." "If you want you can help me insulate." "To begin with you'd carry the tar paper." "And then..." "OK." "I'II think about it." "Have you got a problem?" "tell me." "I'II help you." "Give me the keys." "Sure." "Why not." "Let's talk." "Man to man." "Dad..." "You know..." "Here you go." "I'II lock everything up." "Have you got yourself a piece of ass?" "Be honest with me." "I can tell you some stories about how it is done." "OK." "Later." "Later." "I'II be glad to tell you." "Drink up." "You should feel the climate of the movie." "What kind of movies do you Iike?" "About gangsters." "Our movie is about gangsters." "There is a heroine who plays with Pawe³ del¹g." "really?" "Yeah." "You could play this heroine." "After you pass the casting." "How do I do it?" "Don't you Iike me?" "It's not that." "We moved to fast." "I'm not a machine." "Give me a minute." "What?" "Why are you crying?" "I wanted so much to be an actress." "God!" "It's not that bad." "You've got the general idea." "You got the hang of it." "You know how to present yourself." "You've got talent, personality..." "But you don't have a hard-on." "It's my problem." "It means that you don't like me." "Why can't it be like in the movies?" "Let it just once be like in the movies." "You damn cock!" "You little dick." "I command you, get up!" "Get up." "Sweden." "O, no." "You're masturbating." "You know what?" "Get dressed." "I've got some work to do." "You've got this role." "Bogo, I'm also doing casting today." "Look." "It's Ada." "Yeah." "Is it cool or what?" "Are you nuts?" "You think I can't make it?" "Haven't you heard about Ada." "The monster of our neighbourhood?" "She's a nice girl." "Have you heard about BoIdy?" "BOLDY" "BoIdy?" "He flew aftertaking acid." "He thought he was an eagle." "That's the official version." "And according to the unofficial one Ada broke his heart." "You're jealous." "Super." "Do you live alone?" "My mom is working the night shift." "I didn't know they have such a spread on castings." "I was buIIshiting about the casting." "It's a line to pick up chicks." "It was Bogo's idea." "Not bad, huh?" "OK." "Wait up." "Don't go." "please." "Just one second." "We'II sit for a while." "I cooked a fish." "Just have a little taste." "please, stay." "I've heard about you." "Why do they call you Crooked Rysiek?" "Once we took a leak in front of our apartment house and I peed on Bogo's pants because... because there was a wind." "And he said it'd happened because I had a crooked one." "That's not true." "I'II bring some more wine." "Rysiu, no rush moves." "Take it easy." "Today dinner, tomorrow the movies." "You hit on mom for some dough, we buy her a dress, then we go to the movies and one day you make it with her." "And watch those hands!" "cool." "A cookie?" "beautiful knee." "Do you know that there are rumours about me?" "people are envious." "Don't you believe them." "Such a sweet one." "What gives?" "Hi." "Come over here." "Why did Ijerk off?" "So you can fuck Ada?" "You're just jealous." "really?" "We were supposed to be free-styIers." "We were supposed to live like kings." "Remember Swedish girls?" "What happened?" "I Iove her." "It's Ada." "Ada, Two Fingers." "Or rather Ada, The whole Fist." "Rysiu, come over here." "Coming." "I got to go." "Where to?" "To her place." "What about me?" "You can come too." "So that's how it is." "Where there is a pussy, there is a problem." "You had a buddy, now you don't have a buddy." "I don't give a fuck." "Bogo!" "Hi." "What about the movie?" "del¹g took off for Cambodia." "There'II be no movie." "But you promised." "Promises, promises..." "Do you know me?" "I thought you were in the slammer." "Amnesty." "'73, Hubert sets a cat on fire." "'76, trips a cripple." "'81, first time in jail." "'99, a life sentence." "2000, presidential pardon." "Listen up..." "My sister will play in this movie." "I don't give a fuck about DyI¹g going off to Cambodia." "You can get another actor for her." "This doctor from "KIan"." "Orthis cop from "Z³otopoIscy"." "He must be famous." "Understood?" "You've got two days." "Afterthat I'II beat you senseless." "I wasn't to hot on this idea." "KaroI was my only hope." "What gives?" "This is my aunt." "Are you nuts?" "She has to pay off a credit." "Don't fuck with me." "Don't you want the camcorder?" "Long John..." "Come on, please..." "Don't kid around." "Three bottles won't be enough?" "What about a jaiI-bird?" "Doesn't look like him." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "On TV he looks a little different." "Lights, make up..." "Here he's wearing a wig." "But later he'II look like on TV?" "Sure." "Let's get to it." "Great light." "Pawe³..." "You stand here." "Spread your legs." "A little more." "Pawe³, come closer." "Great." "Just straighten up." "Now..." "Now..." "You lean towards him." "Yeah." "And part your lips." "Look up." "Pawe³, raise your hand as if you wanted to grab her ear." "Great." "And now..." "You kiss her and say, "I Iove you, little one"." "Camera!" "Action!" "I Iove you, little one." "What are you trying to pull?" "Wake up!" "Thanks." "congratulations." "Awesome acting." "I kissed del¹g." "Go home." "What are you doing here?" "This shop belongs to Ada's dad." "So what?" "We're going to Ustka together." "I work here." "What about the Swedish girls?" "Rysiu, give the lady her mackareI." "This is a trout." "You're distracting him." "Better go." "Scram." "Come now..." "I've got a plan." "Everybody will see." "Some have already seen it." "Great moves with the aunt." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "With KaroI's aunt." "Buddy, I've seen you in that movie." "Awesome stuff." "Cocky number with the aunt." "Screw you." "What fucking stunt did you pull?" "What do you think?" "Hard-core." "Mega blast." "Kinshasa." "It wasn't in the deal." "Take it easy." "relax." "This is Joanna." "She teaches polish." "Do you dig her?" "Joanna, Bogo." "Get acquainted." "Joanna goes down on you Iike a dream." "helena." "What?" "My name is helena." "I heard you'd played in a movie." "Why are you so down?" "existential problems?" "No." "What has this whore done to you?" "What?" "I admire you." "You had enough inner strength to suppress an erection." "If you had an erection you'd be an animal, just like them." "Yeah..." "Do you Iike poetry?" "By Przerwa-Tetmajer." "What would you say..." "if we fucked?" "What?" "!" "Are you insane?" "I can't." "Yes, you can." "Everybody can." "You stupid cunt!" "Let go of me, bitch!" "I thought it was you." "Do I have boobs like that?" "Do I have boobs like that?" "Satan..." "Satan led me astray." "ChiII out." "You can't love someone like Ada." "Do you think she loves you?" "Sure she does." "really?" "So why aren't you sitting together on this roof and holding each other?" "Because I've disappointed her." "bullshit!" "Let me tell you something." "You've seen my album." "Swedish girls are really tall." "Some of them are tanned." "They have saunas and jackuzzis." "They get a tan in a sauna?" "Come on." "They get it somewhere else." "On sunny, tropical beaches." "Because they have plenty of bread." "You know?" "So I thought why should I stay in Warsaw?" "Or even in poland." "poland is an agricultural country." "You can get beaten here or someone can offer you a sausage." "Dude..." "Let me tell you something." "Something big." "I've got a plan." "It's the plan of the century." "You know what we'II do?" "We get our passports, eat some breakfast and go off to Sweden." "By plane?" "hell, no." "By ferry." "To Sweden you go by ferry." "First we'II hitchhike." "Just imagine..." "We sit by the road, 10 minutes go by and a red convertible pulls over." "Two girls, great boobs, long blond hair and they ask," ""Do you know where is good way to Shveden"." "Get it?" "I don't." "What does it mean?" "They ask us how to get to Sweden." "What do we do?" "We ask, "Are you from Shveden?"" "You know..." "And they answer, "Yes, we are"." "And then we go, "We love Shveden"." ""We love Shvedish girls and therefore we go with you"." "What does it mean?" "That we take off with them." "And they agree?" "Sure." "They have to." "Do you get it?" "Where are we going to?" "To Sweden." "Where to?" "Sweden!" "Where to?" "!" "Fuck!" "There are no Swedish girls." "There are even no polish girls." "There are even no polish men." "Where are we anyway?" "It's not the route to Sweden." "Yes, it is." "Sure." "It's useless." "I'm going back." "What?" "I'm going back to Ada." "really?" "Let me tell you something about Ada." "I wasn't going to tell you but I will." "She's a slut." "She works as a whore?" "No." "She has the nature of a whore." "She likes to get laid." "What's wrong with that?" "But some girls choose their partners." "They are picky and Ada spreads them for everybody." "old, young, with pimples..." "Her past doesn't bother me." "Her past?" "I'm talking about last 3 weeks." "Were you with herthe whole time?" "No." "She had to work." "Where?" "Everyday she was drunk." "She had to drink with her boss." "KaroI was her boss." "How come?" "KaroI, Long John..." "Even this geezer, GoIi." "AII of them." "I don't get it." "Don't be so naive." "You're lying!" "Screw you." "gentlemen, do you want a lift?" "Fuck off!" "Come on." "Wait up." "Take your hand off of me." "If Ada was a whore, why did she get so mad after I'd licked the boobs of a real whore?" "Why?" "Because she was a crazy whore." "Women are nuts." "I think I'II become a faggot." "I'm cold." " Jesus!" "Are we getting on that ferry?" "Ferry?" "How can I go to Sweden with such a bore?" "Look in the mirror." "What?" "Geez..." "AII day you talk about Ada." "Get a grip." "The best way to do it is to score with another chick." "New chemical processes." "Get it?" "I don't." "It's the weekend." "KaroI is here." "You know what?" "We go to his place." "Do you get it?" "You'II be free." "I've got a plan." "What kind of a plan?" "We'II go all the way." "Wait up!" "You've got to pull yourself together." "Get a grip." "Go to that gal and ask about the time." "Go." "Hi." "7:20 p.m." "Did you talk to them?" "I asked about the time." "And what?" "7:20 p.m." "That's it?" "Have a smoke." "Watch the master in action." "Hi, girls." "Hi." "How is it going?" "cool?" "Yeah." "What about you?" "cool." "Great." "That's my buddy, Andrzej." "You've come here for spring brake?" "Yeah." "We're in college." "What do you study?" "Great crib." "Not bad." "I bet we'II get laid today." "Thanks to you." "I'm so tired." "I bet you're too." "Let's relax." "What do you mean?" "I Iike girls that are down to earth." "They are fun." "You don't have to talk with them about poetry." "Anyway, you know..." "I don't know great lines." "A pilot doesn't have to be talkative." "Have you got a boyfriend?" "Forgive me." "It went so fast because you're so cool." "It doesn't matter." "It was nice." "Doesn't want to get up." "He'd rather sleep." "You know what?" "I think I'm a romantic." "I have to get into the mood." "Perhaps it's because of the sea air." "Perhaps." "Don't sweat it." "It was great." "Yeah?" "You moved great." "You were not bad yourself." "I can do better." "I almost had an orgasm." "Just from giving you a blow job." "You know what?" "Yeah?" "Can we meet tomorrow?" "Yeah." "Then I'II show you." "Sure." "Now beat it." "I have work to do." "That's touching." "What?" "What 150?" "ZIotys." "Or do you prefer Euro?" "I don't get it." "We met in a club." "You invited us here." "You had your orgasms and it's fucking great." "Everyone is happy." "And that's that!" "Say what?" "150." "Are you nuts, Magda?" "Pay and scram." "Are you stoned?" "Zenon!" "What!" "Damn shit!" "What the fuck is it with you?" "What's the matter?" "Don't play a hero." "Betterthink how to get the dough." "They could've told us they were whores." "How could we've known?" "From a fortune teller." "You have somebody to borrow the money from?" "A rich aunt?" "If we don't get the bread we'II cut your dicks off." "And then you'II be sorry." "Take it easy." "Give us the dough." "We don't have it." "Your mummy is in for a surprise." "Wait..." "I'm almost a virgin." "I've got it." "See?" "Where there is a will, there is a way." "KaroI!" "What's all the commotion?" "Hi, pricks." "You want to see the guy who licked my fat aunt's cunt?" "KaroI, we are in trouble." "ChiII out." "Come to the party." "There are great chicks, guys..." "We'II have fun." "Hey, curly." "Enough with the jokes." "Now talk to the boys cause they are in dire straits." "Who are you to talk to me like that?" "Stop being funny or your jeep'II catch fire and you'II end up in the sea with a headache." "Get a haircut, boy." "What's up?" "We met those girls and we made out with them." "They turned out to be whores but we didn't have any bread." "Did they say it beforehand?" "Of course not." "So you don't owe them anything." "City boy, give them the bread and we're out of here." "You'II get smart later." ""Time is money"." "Yeah?" "I've got a better idea." "Get the fuck out of here!" "What?" "Get the fuck out, ho!" "Who do you think you are?" "The Godfather?" "Fucks!" "Show your asses here again your own mother won't recognise you." "Beat it!" "Now!" "I'II fucking kill them." "Damn!" "My jacket!" "What the hell?" "carol, stop it." "I got mad." "What's the world come to." "Those are not people." "They are animals." "Sorry." "I overreacted." "What gives?" "ChiII out." "We have to shoot all the criminals down." "This is ¯ora." "My cousin." "¯ora." "Bogo." "¯ora." "It's a strange name." "Serbian." "My father was a Serb." "Do you believe that sometimes people meet like that..." "They've never seen each other, they don't talk much and they just sit together" "and there is something incredible between them." "You know..." "I'd Iike you to think that I care." "How about a conversation?" "How about making love?" "It's just..." "You know..." "I don't want you think that I sleep around." "There is... something wrong with me." "I can't get a hard-on." "Some childhood trauma." "God!" "It's a miracle." "It's love." "¯ora?" "¯ora, where are you off to?" "France." "I've got to go." "really?" "To France?" "Rychu!" "Get your passport." "We're off to France." "We've got a direct connection." "I'm going to France." "And we're going with you." "You stay here." "¯ora, you hot number." "Stop it." "You've got your period?" "That's me, Bogo." "Don't you remember?" "Sis..." "Good bye." "Didn't you Iike it?" "It was a beautiful story." "beautiful but short." "Fuck everything." "Love doesn't exist." "I didn't fall in love." "It was just chemistry." "Tomorrow I'II be over it." "It's cool." "¯ora!" "Mom!" "Hi." "Good to see you." "Come." "Let's talk." "Come." "Good day." "Sit down." "Czesiu..." "What's that?" "Read it." "A pregnancy test." "What colour?" "Red." "Go on." "Red means pregnancy." "Ada, you're pregnant?" "With whom?" "Remember, no abortion." "Daddy..." "No abortion." "Czesiu, you'II have a heart attack." "I'm so pissed!" "Listen..." "I paid forthe roof forthe church." "The priest'II speed up the banns." "We won't be a laughing stock." "I don't know if I Iove Ada." "I'II fucking kill you." "Your neck is swollen!" "Understood?" "Sir..." "Do you get it, bitch?" "Sit!" "You sit down too." "And stop pulling on me." "Got some booze?" "Yeah." "glasses?" "Bring everything." "So it's settled." "Excuse me." "Beer forthe young father." "On the house." "Didn't you use a rubber?" "It's not the same." "I'm using them third year running and I'm not complaining." "It's also my third year and it's OK." "really?" "Bogo..." "I'm scared." "Forthe first time in my Iife I'm scared shitless." "So don't get married." "You'II go to work, pay alimony..." "It'II be cool." "I can't." "It's my child." "A new little person." "I feel responsible." "I can't screw up." "You know..." "Yeah." "Are you sure it's yours?" "I'm." "There was KaroI, Long John..." "You know those things." "I'II be strong." "cool." "I won't be like others." "I'II make it." "Let the kid grow a little." "Then we'II go to Sweden." "Sure." "We'II go there, sit in a jacuzzi and screw the Swedish girls." "It'II be awesome." "cool." "It'II be a fun ride." "We'II stroll with them, drink brewski, drive around in convertibles, listen to music." "golden fucking moments." "golden moments." "Fuck!" "Kiss, kiss, kiss..." "Sit down." "You've got a blind engine-driver!" "Pour." "call me..." "Czes³aw." "We're supposed to go to a photo session." "I'm a free... fucking man." "Then you'II sleep outside." "Screw it!" "I don't have to sleep anywhere." "I'm going with Bogo to Sweden." "To a jacuzzi." "Don't drink." "You won't go anywhere." "Come..." "Bogo!" "Fuck." "That's how life looks." "Grey and predictable." "Movies lie." "Life is trivial." "Shitty crush, then a kid, a wedding, brawls, hatred, death." "There is no paradise." "Fuck!" "I'II find work, get a VCR, furniture from IKEA, DVD, a set of wheels and it'II be cool." "I'II pretend everything's fine." "We'II meet with Rysiek at BBQs..." "Are you from Shveden?" "Yes, I'm." "Thank you!"