"( harmonica walls )" "( theme music playing )" "( laughing )" "STRIKE!" "TOO HIGH." "THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MIDGET." "COME ON, DARLENE." "BEAR DOWN, BEAR DOWN." "STRIKE TWO!" "TOO LOW." "LOW!" "LOW?" "!" "ARE YOU BLIND?" "ARE YOU DRUNK?" "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "GET YOUR POPCORN!" "GET YOUR PEANUTS!" "GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE" "AND HELP ME WITH THESE DAMN BAGS." "BABE, YOUR DAUGHTER'S ON HER WAY TO THE HALL OF FAME." "WELL, ON YOUR WAY TO COOPERSTOWN" "DROP THEM OFF IN THE KITCHEN." "MOM, DO YOU THINK BOOBS WILL AFFECT MY PITCHING?" "NOT THIS SEASON." "AHH..." "GREAT TO BE ALIVE, ISN'T IT?" "WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW." "I JUST SPENT TWO HOURS IN A SUPERMARKET" "WITH ONE OF THEM CARTS THAT ONLY MAKES LEFT-HAND TURNS." "WELL, THIS OUGHTA STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT." "FEEL BETTER?" "WELL, IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS THE CHECK-OUT BOY, BUT IT'LL DO." "OKAY, JOHNNY." "SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9:00." "YEAH, JOHNNY, TOMORROW AT 9:00." "( door closing )" "Becky:" "HI, MOM." "HI, DAD." "WHAT'D YOU DO?" "CAN'T A GIRL SAY HI TO HER PARENTS" "WITHOUT BEING TREATED LIKE A SUSPECT?" "NO." "WINE?" "CANDLES?" "YOU CHEATED!" "YOU READ THE LABELS." "ALL RIGHT, BUB." "YOU MUST WANT SOMETHING." "I WANT YOU TO PUT A LEAF IN HERE" "'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING COMPANY FRIDAY NIGHT." "I INVITED CHIP AND HIS PARENTS FOR DINNER." "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?" "'CAUSE I RAN INTO CHIP'S MOM IN THE SUPERMARKET," "AND SHE PUTS A GUN TO MY HEAD," "SO I INVITED 'EM." "BECK, YOU'VE BEEN SQUAWKING FOR MONTHS" "FOR US TO HAVE THEM OVER." "YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY." "I AM HAPPY." "SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" "NOTHING." "I JUST HAVE A LOT OF STUDYING TO DO." " ON FRIDAY NIGHT?" " YES, ON FRIDAY NIGHT." "( French accent ) THAT'S OUR BUSIEST NIGHT." " WHAT'S THAT?" " WHAT?" "THAT LIGHTNING BOLT YOU GOT HANGING OFF YOUR FACE." "WHAT'D YOU DO, PIERCE YOUR EAR AGAIN?" "YEAH." "HOW MANY HOLES IN YOUR HEAD DOES IT TAKE" "TO BE ACCEPTED THESE DAYS?" "SIX." "WELL, THREE MORE AND I'LL USE YOU" "TO DRAIN MY SPAGHETTI." "DO I HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP FOR THIS BORING DINNER?" "NO, WE'RE ALL DINING NAKED." "AGAIN?" "HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CLEAR THIS TABLE OFF FOR ME." "OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY." "I WAS JUST GOOFING AROUND" "COOKING DINNER FOR EIGHT." "SIS, ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T STAY?" "NO, I'VE GOT A DATE WITH BOOKER." " WELL, BRING HIM." " NO WAY!" "I FINALLY GOT HIM TO TAKE ME TO A RESTAURANT" "THAT DOESN'T HAVE NAPKIN DISPENSERS." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?" "I'M MARINATING THE SWORDFISH." "YUPPIES MARINATE EVERYTHING." "THEN I GUESS BONNIE AND EDGAR OUGHT TO LOVE IT." "EDGAR." "CHIP'S FATHER'S NAME IS EDGAR?" "YEAH." "I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER SUPPED" "WITH AN EDGAR BEFORE." "WELL, IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO." "THEY'VE TAKEN BECKY OUT A MILLION TIMES," "AND TO SOME REALLY NICE PLACES." "SO YOU'RE SQUARING THE DEAL BY SERVING THEM" "MY FAMOUS MARINATED SWORDFISH." "WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW, SIS." "BONNIE AND EDGAR COULD BE FAMILY SOMEDAY." "ROSEANNE, CHIP AND BECKY ARE ONLY IN THE EIGHTH GRADE." "WELL, THEY'VE BEEN GOING TOGETHER SIX MONTHS." "THAT'S" " THAT'S PRETTY MUCH LONGER" "THAN YOU'VE EVER GONE OUT WITH ANYONE, ISN'T IT?" "ARE THEY HERE YET?" "YES, I BELIEVE ASQUITH HAS SHOWN THEM INTO THE STUDY" "WHERE THEY'RE SIPPING ABSINTHE AND PLAYING BILLIARDS." "SHOULD I PUT OUT THE GOOD DISHES?" "NAH, LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND BREAK DOWN" "AND USE PAPER PLATES WITH DIVISIONS." "I'LL PUT OUT THE GOOD DISHES." "( disgusted ) OHH!" "WHAT'S SMELLING LIKE FISH?" "FISH." "WHAT TIME DID YOU TELL THEM TO BE HERE?" "BECKY, CHILL OUT!" "THEY WILL BE HERE WHEN THEY GET HERE." "THIS IS GREAT." "NOW I GOTTA EAT THIS STUPID FISH," "AND WEAR THIS STUPID DRESS." "AND YOU'RE GONNA DO THE STUPID DISHES." "WELL, I DO BELIEVE THAT MY WORK HERE IS DONE." "( affected accent ) LADY CONNER." "YOU'RE DISMISSING THE HELP FOR THE EVENING?" "I'D STAY BUT MY..." "( snaps fingers )" "FRENCH MAID COSTUME'S AT THE CLEANERS." " ( speaks fake French ) - ( Roseanne laughs )" "REMEMBER TO SPRINKLE A LITTLE GARLIC SALT ON THE FISH" "BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN." " OKAY, I WILL." " GOOD LUCK." " THANKS." " THANKS, SIS." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "THEY HAVE TO BE OUT OF HERE BY 9:00." "I HAVE TO START STUDYING BY 9:00." "WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU'RE STUDYING?" "NOTHING." "( doorbell rings )" " FINALLY." " BECKY, RELAX." "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE." "YOUR FATHER AND I ARE NOT GONNA EMBARRASS YOU." "RIGHT." "I'LL GET THE DOOR, YOU GET THE ORGY LAMP." "LADY DARLENE, THE GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED." "GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!" "HA, HA." " THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, CHUM?" " UH-HUH." "WELL, LET'S JUST UN-FUNNY YOU UP A LITTLE BIT." "LET'S JUST SHAKE SOME OF THAT WISE-GUY OUT OF YOU." "( giggling )" "HEY, MR. CONNER." "HEY, CHIP, HOW'S IT GOING?" "HI, CHIP." "HEY, D.J. IT'S OKAY, THIS IS NORMAL." "HIYA, BONNIE." "HOW YOU DOING, ROSEANNE?" "WELL, UM, MY FEET HURT" "AND I GOT PERIODIC BOUTS OF DEPRESSION," "BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M FINE." " I'M BECKY'S FATHER." " Becky:" "HI." "HEY, HANDSOME." "DAN, ROSEANNE, THIS IS MY HUSBAND, EDGAR." "HI, EDGAR, GOOD TO KNOW YOU." "THIS IS THE REST OF OUR STUNNING BROOD." "D.J., DARLENE." " Both:" "Hi." " Edgar:" "HELLO." "GUESS WE'RE READY TO EAT." "I THINK MAYBE THEY'D LIKE TO TAKE THEIR COATS OFF FIRST." "Edgar:" "THANK YOU." "HERE, YOU GUYS." "CHECK THESE FOR LOOSE CHANGE," "AND THEN THROW 'EM ON MY BED." " Darlene:" "OKAY, MOM." " D.J.:" "OKAY, MOM." "SHUT UP, PINHEAD." "PRECIOUS, AIN'T THEY?" "HERE." "THESE ARE FOR YOU." "THANKS, I'LL GO PUT THEM IN WATER REAL QUICK" "SO WE CAN EAT." " ANYBODY CARE FOR A DRINK?" " YOU BET." " MY KIND OF GAL." " JUST MINERAL WATER." "WELL, WE GOT WATER AND I'M SURE IT'S GOT MINERALS IN IT." " EDGAR?" " SHOULD I BE BAD?" "WHY NOT?" "YOU JOGGED THIS MORNING." "( sighs ) WHAT THE HECK?" "I'LL HAVE A TROPICAL HURRICANE." "I CAN GET YOU A COLD BEER AND TURN ON A FAN." "BEER'S FINE." "AH." "BABE?" "I'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT MUSCATEL IN THE DOOR OF THE FRIDGE." "CHIPSTER, THE USUAL?" "YEAH, THANKS." "WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?" "OH, HERE." "I KNOW YOU TWO WANT TO SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER." "THANKS." "INTERESTING PICTURE." "YEAH, AND IT USED TO BE A POSTCARD," "AND THEN WE HAD A HUNDRED PAINTINGS RUN OFF." "I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A PISTOL." " MOM?" " MOM." "WHAT IS IT, DARLENE?" "WELL, THERE WAS LAUNDRY ON YOUR BED," "SO I PUT THE COATS ON YOUR CHAIR." "I HOPE MY BEEPER DIDN'T FALL OUT." "I WAS PERFECTLY WILLING TO PUT IT IN MY PURSE." "YOUR PURSE IS IN THE CAR." " THE CAR IS LOCKED." " THE ALARM'S NOT WORKING." "AH, JUST SMACK HER, EDGAR." "THANK YOU." " I'M REALLY GETTING HUNGRY." " HAVE A DRINK AT THE BAR." "MOMMY." "DADDY." "( sighs )" "SO..." "SO." "I'M SO GLAD WE DID THIS." "Roseanne:" "UH-HUH." "SO, DAN, UH..." "BONNIE TELLS ME YOU'RE A CONTRACTOR." "BONNIE SPEAKS THE TRUTH." "WELL, YOU KNOW, I DO A BIT OF DIGGING MYSELF." " I'M A DENTIST." " ( Dan laughs )" "EVERYBODY RINSE." "YEAH, WE GO TO THAT DR. STERNBERG" "OVER THERE ON, UM, OAKHURST." "OH, SURE." "WE KNOW MARK." "HE'S REAL GOOD." "WE LIKE HIM A LOT." "BUT HE'S NOT ON OAKHURST ANYMORE." " IS THAT RIGHT?" " RIGHT." "HE'S IN THAT NEW PROFESSIONAL BUILDING" "OVER ON SHERIDAN." "THEY MUST HAVE MOVED." "YEAH, HE SHARES SPACE WITH KEHOE PAMER," "YOU KNOW THE FELLOW WHO HAD THE THING" "YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO KNOWS BARBARA?" " LIDECKER." " RIGHT." "KEHOE PAMER AND LIDECKER." " OVER ON SHERIDAN." " MY FRIEND KAREN DECORATED IT." "MY FRIEND ROCKO POURED THE DRIVEWAY." "JEEZ, TALK ABOUT A SMALL WORLD, HUH?" "JEEZ." "JEEZ." "GOT AN ETA YET ON THAT FISH, BABE?" " SOON." " HOW SOON?" "I'LL CHECK WITH THE COOK." "BECKY, YOU DOING ANYTHING TOMORROW NIGHT?" "WHY?" "I THOUGHT WE COULD GO SEE BLOODTHIRSTY 2." " TOMORROW NIGHT?" " YEAH." "IT DIDN'T GET VERY GOOD REVIEWS." "WELL, NEITHER DID BLOODTHIRSTY 1," "BUT YOU SAW THAT 14 TIMES." "OKAY, I'LL GO." "I HEAR DURING THE PROM SCENE, THEY USE A HUMAN LIVER." "OH, WELL, EVERYBODY READY TO EAT?" "Becky:" "YEAH." "GOOD, I JUST TURNED THE OVEN ON," "SO IT'LL COOK A LOT FASTER THAT WAY." "MMM." "MORE THAN A WEEK IN HAWAII WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY." " EVERYBODY SAYS ALOHA." " Both:" "ALOHA." "Edgar:" "THAT'S ALL THEY EVER SAY." "ALOHA THIS, ALOHA THAT." "HEY, IT MEANS HELLO, IT MEANS GOODBYE." "WHAT ELSE DOES IT MEAN, HONEY?" "I KNOW IT MEANS LOVE." "I THINK IT MEANS "POTHOLDER" TOO." "OH, TELL THEM ABOUT OUR GUIDE, HONEY." "( chuckling )" "OH, DAN, DAN, YOU'VE GOTTA HEAR THIS." "ROSEANNE, THIS IS WONDERFUL." "A PUBLISHER FRIEND OF OURS SWEARS IT'S A BOOK." "WELL, JUST GIVE US THE CLIFF NOTES." "WHY DON'T WE ORDER IN A PIZZA?" "NO, IT'S TIME." "NEED HELP OUT THERE IN THE KITCHEN, BABE?" "OH, THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU TO OFFER, HONEY," "BUT YOU JUST STAY HERE." "ALOHA." "OUR GUIDE'S NAME WAS MICHAEL HO." "OF COURSE, HIS HAWAIIAN NAME IS MIKA HILA." "AH, YES." "MIKA HILA HO." "UM..." "DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN SWORDFISH COOKS," "IT SHRINKS?" "OF COURSE, WHEN IT'S BURNED IT PRACTICALLY DISAPPEARS." "OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HONEY," "LET'S JUST EAT IT BURNT." "BURNED?" "I CAN HAVE HAMBURGERS IN TEN MINUTES." "TWENTY, IF YOU WANT 'EM COOKED." "HAMBURGERS ARE FINE." "THIS'LL BE OUR RED MEAT DAY." "WE COULD'VE HAD HAMBURGERS AN HOUR AGO." "I HATE THIS HOUSE." "TELL BECKY I NEED HER TO HELP ME." " SHE'S NOT UP THERE." " WHERE IS SHE?" "IF SHE'S SMART SHE WENT OUT TO DINNER." "QUIET, YOU!" "BECKY!" "NICE GOING, BECK." "YOU GOT OUT OF THE HOUSE." "THE HARD PART'S OVER." "SORRY YOU CAN'T COME IN." "MY PARENTS HAVE PEOPLE OVER." "NO PROB." "HEY, LISTEN, WANT TO GO TO A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT?" " YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT." " COOL." " I'LL PICK YOU UP AT SEVEN." " SEVEN'S GREAT, JOHNNY." "THINK IT'LL BE COOL WITH YOUR PARENTS?" "MY PARENTS ARE VERY COOL." "THEY DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO." "COOL." "BECKY, GET YOUR BUTT IN THE HOUSE NOW!" " MOTHER?" " NOW." "ROSEANNE CONNER." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "SO, HOW LONG'S BECKY GROUNDED FOR?" "WHAT'D SHE DO?" "SHE FORGOT TO GAG DARLENE LIKE I TOLD HER." "SHE SNUCK OUT LAST NIGHT TO MEET THE MAKE-OUT KING." "CHIP'S THE MAKE-OUT KING?" "( laughing )" "FORGET CHIP." "HE'S OLD NEWS." "DARLENE, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR MOUTH TO EAT?" "WHO IS THE MAKE-OUT KING?" "YOU ARE, HONEY." "JOHNNY SWANKO." "HE'S A SOPHOMORE." "WELL, HE KISSES LIKE A SENIOR." "I GET THE FEELING I'M NOT TOTALLY FILLED IN" "ON EVERYTHING AROUND HERE." "BECKY'S GOT SOMETHING GOING WITH ANOTHER GUY." "WHAT KIND OF "THING"?" "I DON'T KNOW, DAN," "BUT I CAUGHT 'EM OUT BY THE GARAGE LAST NIGHT." "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" "'CAUSE THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF I DON'T TELL YOU, HONEY." "THAT'S THE GLUE THAT KEEPS OUR LITTLE FAMILY TOGETHER." "( mocking ) OH, JOHNNY, OH, JOHNNY" "OH, JOHNNY, OH, JOHNNY." "I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS JOHNNY." "WELL, HE WEARS A BLACK STUDDED BELT," "AND THEY CALL HIM, "THE TONGUE BANDIT."" "DARLENE, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE" "AND COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT 40?" "OKAY, GREAT." "I'LL GO OVER TO JOHNNY'S." "GREAT, WE'LL GO OVER TO JOHNNY'S." "DROP DEAD." "SO I THOUGHT CHIP WAS BECKY'S MAIN SQUEEZE." "WELL, I GUESS WHEN YOU'RE 13" "YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE SQUEEZE." "I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT" "WAS TOTALLY UNCOOL." "AND IF I WERE YOUR MOTHER," "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU." "WELL, DO ME A FAVOR AND ENLIGHTEN ME." " MOTHER, LET'S JUST DROP IT." " NO, NO, NO." "I WANT TO KNOW, WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF COOL?" "IS THAT TO MAKE A DATE WITH CHIP," "AND THEN TURN AROUND AND MAKE A DATE THE VERY SAME NIGHT" "WITH JOHNNY ANGEL?" "HIS NAME IS JOHNNY SWANKO." "WHATEVER." "COME ON, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION." "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." "IT IS MY BUSINESS WHEN YOU START" "SNEAKING OUT OF THIS HOUSE TO MEET SOME GUY" "THAT I WOULD CONSIDER LEAVING YOUR FATHER FOR." "YOU KNOW BECKY, WHAT YOU DID" "IS GONNA MAKE IT TO ZIT MAGAZINE'S" "TEN MOST VICIOUS TEENS." "I'M SORRY, I WAS WRONG." "WELL, ARE YOU DATING CHIP OR NOT?" " YES, I LIKE CHIP." " HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT" "IF CHIP MET SOME OTHER GIRL IN HIS DRIVEWAY?" "CHIP CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS." "I DON'T CARE." "WELL, I'LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU'RE SITTING THERE" "CRYING YOUR EYES OUT 'CAUSE CHIP SAT NEXT" "TO SOME OTHER GIRL ON THE BUS." "BECKY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ALL THIS" "BEFORE WE INVITED THE LUNTS OVER TO DINNER?" "BECAUSE MOM HAD ALREADY INVITED THEM." "PLUS YOU GUYS LOVE CHIP, PLUS IF YOU KNEW" "I WAS GOING OUT WITH JOHNNY YOU WOULD HAVE FREAKED." "THERE'S NO WAY YOU'D LET ME GO OUT WITH HIM." "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT." "I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE," "YOU CALL "THE TONGUE BANDIT,"" "AND TELL HIM YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE TONIGHT, NOT EVEN OUT TO THE GARAGE." "HEY, IT'S MY LIFE." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUTT OUT?" "WE'RE TRYING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THE RIGHT THING." "YOU GUYS ARE REAL HYPOCRITES, YOU KNOW THAT?" "I MEAN YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING HOW YOU'RE THE COOLEST," "HIPPEST, MOST WITH IT PARENTS, BUT YOU'RE NOT." "YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S PARENTS." "YOU'RE BOGUS." "HI, DAN BOGUS." "ROSEANNE "HYPOCRITE" BOGUS." "SO NICE TO MEET YOU." "I'VE HEARD SO MANY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU." "NOT." " SO." " SO." "DIDN'T WE VOW TO BECOME" "THE WORLD'S MOST HIPPEST PARENTS?" "WELL, BABE, THAT WAS IN THE '70s." "OUR GROOVE WAS IN A MORE MELLOW BAG." "WE SWORE THAT WE WOULD TREAT OUR KIDS DIFFERENTLY" "THAN OUR PARENTS TREATED US." " I THINK WE HAVE." " NO." "WE MADE A SNAP JUDGMENT ABOUT THIS JOHNNY GUY," "JUST EXACTLY LIKE MY PARENTS WOULD HAVE DONE." "THAT WASN'T NO SNAP JUDGMENT." "THE GUY'S A PUNK." "YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM." "I TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT." "WELL, THAT'S JUST THE POINT, DAN." "IT'S NOT UP TO US TO JUDGE." "MY DAD THOUGHT YOU WERE A PUNK." "I WAS!" "THAT'S HOW COME I KNOW THIS GUY'S A PUNK." "WELL, LIKE IT OR NOT," "WE ARE NOW THE PARENTS OF A TEENAGER," "AND WE ARE NOT THE HIP PARENTS WE SAID WE WERE GONNA BE." "DEFINE HIP PARENTS." "( sighs ) OKAY." ""SURE, HONEY, JOHNNY CAN STAY OVER." "ME AND DADDY CAN LIKE, CRASH OUT ON THE FLOOR." "YOU GUYS CAN USE OUR BED."" "THAT'S THE KIND OF PARENT I THOUGHT I WANTED TO BE." "WELL, WE AIN'T THEM, BABY." "WELL, WE AIN'T ROBERT YOUNG AND JANE WYATT EITHER." "WELL, WHO ARE WE?" "WELL, WE AIN'T BONNIE AND EDGAR." "ALOHA." "( affected ) ALOHA." "WHO DO WE WANT TO BE?" "WELL, I WANT TO BE THE KIND OF PARENT" "YOU KNOW, THAT CAN TRUST OUR KIDS." "OH, WE WANT TO BE THE KIND OF PARENTS" "THAT CAN LOOK A KID DRESSED LIKE JOHNNY SWANKO" "AND NOT THINK THAT HE'S ONLY GOT ONE THING ON HIS FILTHY LITTLE MIND" "AND WE BOTH GOT A PRETTY GOOD SUSPICION OF WHAT THAT ONE THING IS." "YEAH, WELL YOU WERE KIND OF A PUNK," "AND I WAS PRETTY INNOCENT WHEN WE WENT OUT" "ON OUR FIRST DATE, REMEMBER?" "( chuckling )" "YOU SURE DID." "BECKY..." "WELL, I THINK WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I THINK WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING TOO." "WHAT NOW?" "YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE COME TO A DECISION" "ABOUT THE SWANKO SITUATION." "CAN I GO OUT WITH HIM?" "NOT IN A MILLION YEARS." " WHERE YOU GOING?" " TO GET THE PAPER." "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO OCCUR," "THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WOULD'VE WOKE UP" "AS A DIFFERENT PERSON, IN A DIFFERENT HOUSE," "IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY, ON A DIFFERENT PLANET." "( doorbell rings )" "CROISSANTS!" "IT'S CALLED GANGA." "IT'S AN HERB FROM TIBET." "WHAT REGION IS IT FROM, HONEY?" "THE VENESTA REGION-- IT'S UP NORTH." "WELL, YOU CAN MAKE EVERYTHING FROM GANGA." "Edgar:" "THEY MAKE TEA FROM GANGA" " AND THOSE WAFERS." "Bonnie:" "GANGA FOLIS-- THEY'RE SO DELICATE." "MMM, THEY MAKE BREAD FROM GANGA." "THEY EVEN MAKE WINE FROM IT." "SO, IS THAT WHERE YOU GUYS SO ALL YOUR SHOPPING?" "WE WISH." "SO DO I."