"[film reel scratching] [background chatter]" " ls this on?" " [interviewer] That's fine." "I can break through walls, I just can't..." " [interviewer] That's fine." " l can't get this on." "[interviewer] Mr. Incredible..." "Do you have a secret identity?" "Every superhero has a secret identity." "I don't know a single one who doesn't." "Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?" "Of course I have a secret identity." "Can you see me in this at the supermarket?" "Come on." "Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean?" "Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity." "Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something." "I said, "Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego."" "I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me." "I'm good. I'm good." "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again." "Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know?" "For a little bit. I feel like the maid." ""l just cleaned up this mess." "I'm up there with the big dogs!" "Girls, come on." "Leave the saving of the world to the men?" "I don't think so." "I don't think so." "[police siren wails]" "[over radio] We interrupt for a bulletin." "A high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave." "Yeah, I've got time." "Mr. Incredible." " What is it, ma'am?" " My cat, Squeaker, won't come down." "[cat meows]" "Certainly. I suggest you stand clear." "There could be trouble." "No, he's quite tame." "[gunfire] [grunts]" "[meows] [beeping]" "[sirens wail]" "Let go now." "[cat yowls]" "Thank you, Mr. Incredible." "You've done it again." " You're the best." " No, I'm just here to help." "[over radio] All units." "We have a tour bus robbery..." "Tour bus robbery. I've still got time." "Officers." "Ma'am." "Squeaker." " Cool!" "Ready for take-off!" " What the...?" " Who are you supposed to be?" " l'm lncrediBoy." "What?" "No." "You're that kid from the fan club." "[stammering] Brophy." "Brody." "Buddy!" "Buddy!" "My name is lncrediBoy." "I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me..." "No, don't worry about training me." "I know your moves, crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything!" "I'm your number one fan!" "[Buddy] Hey!" "Hey, wait!" "[muttering] [lncredible] You know you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind." " Hey, look..." " [grunts]" "Elastigirl." "Mr. Incredible." " lt's all right. I've got him." " Sure, you've got him." " l just took him out for you." " Sure, you did." " His attention was on me." " A fact I exploited to do my job." " My job, you mean." " A simple thank you will suffice." "Thanks, but I don't need any help." "Whatever happened to "ladies first"?" "Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?" "Look, the lady got me first." " Well, we could share, you know." " l work alone." "Well, I think you need to be more flexible." "Are you doing anything later?" "I have a previous engagement." "[whistles]" "Now, you just stay here." "They usually pick up the garbage in an hour." " [Frozone] Hey, incredible!" " Hey, Frozone!" " Shouldn't you be getting ready?" " l still got time." "[crowd screaming] [woman] He's gonna jump!" "[Sansweet] I think you broke something." "With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me." "Wait a minute." "[Sansweet moaning] [beeping]" "[beeping speeds up]" "[coughing] Bomb Voyage." "[Buddy] And lncrediBoy!" "[Voyage] lncrediBoy?" "Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast?" "I have rocket boots." " Go home, Buddy." "Now." " What?" "Can we talk?" "You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part to be true to." "Well, I've finally figured out who I am." "I am your ward..." "lncrediBoy!" "And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy." "This is because I don't have powers, isn't it?" "Not every superhero has powers, you know." "You can be super without them." "I invented these." "I can fly." "Can you fly?" "Fly home, Buddy. I work alone." "Just give me one chance!" "I'll show you. I'll go get the police." " Buddy, don't!" " lt'll only take a second, really." "No, stop!" "There's a bomb!" "Let go, you're wrecking my flight pattern." " l can do this if you let go!" " Will you just...?" " l'm trying to help!" "Stop!" " Let go of my cape!" "[beeping] [beeping speeds up]" "[train whistle blows]" "Take this one home." "And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing." "I can help you." "You're making a mist..." "The injured jumper." "You sent paramedics?" "They picked him up." "The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught robbing the vault." "We might nab him if we set up a perimeter." " He got away?" " Well, yeah." " Skippy here made sure of that." " lncrediBoy." "You're not affiliated with me!" "Holy smokes, I'm late." "Listen, I've gotta be somewhere." " What about Bomb Voyage?" " Any other night, I'd go after him, but I really gotta go." "Don't worry." "We'll get him!" "Eventually!" "[church organ music plays]" " ls the night still young?" " You're very late." " How do I look?" "Good?" " The mask." "You still got the mask." "[cracks neck]" "Showtime." "Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?" "You're late." "When you asked if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd forgotten." "I thought it was playful banter." " lt was." " Cutting it close, don't you think?" "You need to be more... flexible." "I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible." "You know that." "Don't you?" " ...so long as you both shall live?" " l do." "I pronounce this couple husband and wife." "[people cheering and whistling]" "As long as we both shall live." "No matter what happens." "Hey, come on." "We're superheroes." "What could happen?" "[announcer] In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved." "The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court." "Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved." "He didn't want to be saved." "The injury received from Mr. Incredible's "actions"," " causes him daily pain." " l saved your life!" "You didn't save my life!" "You ruined my death." "[lawyer] My client has no comment." "[announcer] Another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident." "Incredible's court losses cost the government millions." "And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over." "It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity." "Time for them to join us, or go away." "[announcer] Under public pressure, and the financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program." "The supers were granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work." "Where are they now?" "They are living among us." "Average citizens, average heroes." "Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place." "Denied?" "You're denying my claim?" "I don't understand." "I have full coverage." "I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 1 7." " lt states clearly..." " [stammering] I can't pay for this." "Excuse me." "Claims, Bob Parr." "I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion." "We're now officially moved in." "Yeah, well, that's great, honey." "The last three years don't count because..." "Because I finally unpacked the last box." "Now, it's official." "Ha, ha, ha." " [Helen] Why do we have so much junk?" " Listen, I've got a client." "Say no more." "Go save the world one policy at a time, honey." "Oh!" "I gotta go pick up the kids." "See you tonight." "Bye, honey." "Excuse me." "Where were we?" "[sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do." "[blows nose loudly] [sobbing]" "All right, listen closely." "I'd like to help you, but I can't." "I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... [whispering] Norma Wilcox." "W-l-L-C-O-X." "On the third floor." "But I can't." "I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor." "I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter." "I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do." " Oh, thank you, young man." " [shouting] Sorry. I know you're upset!" " [whispering] Pretend to be upset." " [sobbing]" "Parr!" "You authorized payment on the Walker policy!" "Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph." " Their policy covers..." " l don't wanna know about it." "Don't tell me about it." "Tell me how you're keeping lnsuricare in the black." "Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call." "[over PA] Morning break is over." "Morning break is over." "I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr." "What's this about?" "Has Dash done something wrong?" "He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class." " He says." " Look, I know it's you!" " He puts thumbtacks on my stool." " You saw him do this?" "Well... not really." "No." "Actually, not." "Oh, then how do you know it was him?" "I hid a camera." "Yeah, and this time, I've got him." "See?" "You see?" "You don't see it?" "He moves!" "Right there!" "21"