"BEER FIGHT" "Without hope I have to despair" "Dearest parents To see you" "My suffering My grievance" "I wanted to bear silently and brave" "Even death would not scare me" "If I could see you one more time" "Even death would not scare me" "If I could meet you one more time" "Attention, police!" "Attention!" "Police." "Attention, police!" "Enjoy your life" "As long as the light is still on" "Gather the rose" "Before it has withered" "Excuse me, please." "You are begging here." "You are begging here." "Do you accept a fine of 5 Mark?" "Do you accept a fine of 2 Mark?" "Or are you not begging?" "Or do you think I am not a policeman?" "That is true." "But please do not whistle-blow." "If would give you 5 Mark?" "O god, you are singing so loud." "Here you get all the money I have." "Spit at me 3 times for 10 cents!" "Spit at me 3 times for 10 cents!" " You are worth it." "From you I don't demand to show me your license" "Why don't you spit back?" "Wait I'll spit for you." "I'll keep you clean at any rate." "Spit at me..." "Fuck you!" "Just take my place." "Somehow you..." " But you don't think that I am not a policeman?" " Somehow you seem suspicious to me." " Spit at me three times for ten cents." "I know you, but I can't remember." "But I will remember." "Attention, attention, ladies and gentlemen in front of the beer hall, a policeman has been found." "Who has lost one?" "Ha!" "Everyone heard it." "I am a policeman." "No." "But why doesn't the state answer?" "No." " Now that I'm its property?" " No." " Are you the state?" " No." " Do you recognize me?" " No." " Are you waiting for me?" " No." "No." "No." "Are you the state?" "And you?" "Are you the state?" "Fuck!" "I need a guitar." "It doesn't work without guitar." "I need a guitar." "Hot pork sausages!" "Hot pork sausages!" "Hallo!" "Hallo!" "Here you have the money I earned with your method." "If you have to sell pork sausages you must be poor." "What shall I do with the 1000 Mark bill?" "Shall I hit your ears till they fall off?" "You are such a loudmouth!" " And now I recognize you." " I am not a loudmouth!" "Every physician can confirm this." "And he can confirm this, too." "Damned!" "If you wouldn't wear the police uniform" "I would know you for sure." "Then I would say that you are the brother of my sister." "Darling, come closer!" "Stop!" "This is the police!" "Don't you run away!" "Now you listen to me." "I will tell you something." "It was at the 24th year at this company on my way home someone raped me in the forrest." "And then he beat me up and I went to the hospital." "Back then I had 8.80 Mark time rate." "And now..." "and now I..." "And then they fired me because of this fucker." "And then ... now I earn 6.30 Mark, what a bad salary." "That's fucked up." "That's fucked up." "And I have to work more then before." " That's how it is..." " I am not the welfare centre." " What?" " I am not from the welfare centre." "Now look at this." "What a rubbish!" "Just yesterday a plane crashed." "Of all people 5 Germans were on the plane, 5 Germans of all people." "Now..." "light a cigarette." "Two cigarettes!" "That's how it is, isn't it?" "Maybe for your most appreciated wife a singrabbit when she is alone at night, because her husband is on duty?" "When you are lonely here on duty?" "I have no money with me, you know." "When I look at you I have to think of my own past." "Once I was a ballet dancer." "I was dancing the dying swan." "Like a veil of mist my legs danced into the afterlife." "I should not remember." "Stay with us and pay a beer." "Is nobody inviting a public servant?" "I have not yet managed to have a friendly beer with a policeman." "In Italy I once drank a glass of wine, but then I was alone." "But the mountains are nice there." "And you pretend to be a policeman?" "While drinking beer?" "Get out." "That's funny." "Get out." "What could you possibly be?" "A policeman?" "No way!" "He claims to be a policeman and drinks!" "And drinks a beer!" "And smokes!" " Cigars, cigarettes!" " Hot sausages!" " Cigars, cigaretts!" "You dumbass, are you here again?" " Don't yell at me, we are not in the army!" " Cigars, cigarettes!" " How much does it cost?" "He's priceless." "He doesn't look that bad." "Are you thirsty?" "You have to straighten your jacket." "You're on duty." "Thank you, beautiful!" "Have you been here last year, too?" "No, I was still studying theology then." "It was another one then." "Why didn't you continue to study?" "I was wondering the same thing, you know." "There is no salvation in the world, yet." "There cannot be salvation in the world because there is no world, yet." "What you see here cannot be the world." "Cigars, cigarettes!" "Cigars, cigarettes!" "Cigars, cigarettes!" "No thanks, I am not smoking." "Do you want a one-way ticket?" "Stuyvesant, please!" "It's you again, you dumbass!" "Push me softly." "Plug me softly, you should say!" "You won't, you rat!" "You won't, you rat!" "I have no right to plug you." "You are a rat." "Stuyvesant." " It is Stuyvesant." "It is strike me softly." "No, it is Stuyvesant." "Plug me softly." " You won't, you rat." " You won't you rat." " You won't, you rat." " You won't, you rat." " You won't too, you rat." "Strike me softly." "Come on." "How can you join him." "No way he's a policeman." "The police brings peace and he brings trouble." "He is just a part of the population." "I could proof that he is my brother-in-law." "But I am not sure yet." "By the way, I am not proud of him." "You a policeman?" "Never!" "And now I know it for sure that you have stolen my colleague's uniform" "this morning." "I am a policeman." "Help me catch him." "But I am not sure if it is him." "But I know." "And I am your sister." "Then you are his wife and you should know him." "And he should be himself." "I could also doubt that I am your sister, that you are my sister, and that is hard." "Let me tell you what happened." "I can't live without love." "Everybody can live without love." "I cannot live without you." "You cannot live at all." "You have no experience." "You talk like a child." "You just have a head, and you talk with it." "Who's making ("Wer macht") this music?" "The Wehrmacht?" "(Germany's WWII army)" "Who's making ("Wer macht") this music?" "Unfortunately the wife is ironing." "It's been quite a while since you have earned money." "It's been quite a while that you have given me a bottle of wine!" "My eyes hurt from your ironing!" "What is more important?" "That I enjoy the moment or that the clothes are ironed." "I have become a bag of nerves and all you have is your views." "Just look at yourself." "Your brain is rotten and is leaking." "I thought the cigarette will do me good." "But it did rather weaken me than strengthen." "You are talking like a piece of paper." "I believe you will soon kick the bucket." "You talk like you are dead already." "One has to bring up a child carefully so that it does not despair, as you do." "Yesterday he said:" ""You don't know what hurts." "You wouldn't beat me then."" "Now he is again drawing the whole day string out of the bottle and is comforting himself with that." "You are always so hard on me." "The others are harder." "But I am not married to them." "But with me - life sentence." "Do you know the meaning of life sentence?" "Life sentence only ends when the individual is defeated." "If you talk to me like that I will go far away to the lake where my mother has drowned herself." "That is my last cigarette." "Concentrate on it, at least." "The noose around my neck gets tighter more and more but I cry ever louder." "Why don't you suffocate between such broken knifes." "I loved you very much." "I loved your hands very much." "You are writing rubbish as if you could not see further than four houses." "I am no blind monkey." "There's a human within me, too." "Goddammit!" "I am capable of complying to an order, too!" "I could be a human, too!" "I could wear an uniform, too!" "I could be a policeman, too!" "I could help people as policeman!" "You always want to change everything all of a sudden." "So, you are playing the music." "But since this morning you have been playing the same tune." "Every man can." "Does nobody recognize you?" "Do not follow me." "You can talk about all this with others too." "Take off your uniform right away!" "You're playing with your life." "Don't you disturb me, I am on duty." "I will report to duty every day now - for the nightshift as well." "Never again you can force me to do nothing." "Look, Herbert, I am a woman, too." "And you have your sex drive." "Yes, I know ..." "that the inferior is the most prolific." "Come on, policeman, help me to roll one up." "Come on, policeman, help me." "Come on, boy." "To the left." "Let's go." "Drink!" "I'm here to protect and to serve you!" "I have to drive today." "Me too." "I am crazy - about your body." "I have a head of my own." "What I miss is a bemale fody!" "a female body." "Hide your head behind." " Not here!" " Where else?" "I cannot be a policeman in bed too or under a bush in the high grass." "Everybody is eating here, but life is more than this." "The carousel is flying publicly, too!" "People see it, though, with their dirty looks." "Ha!" "Heh!" "Nice legs!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Hah!" "Give me some of your beer, even though you did not enjoy my husband." "You've got nice kids." "Jesus!" "Where is mine now?" "Excuse me, I have to rape you." "I was interrupted right now." "I am sorry." "I was playing at the beach" "When bad people captured me" "Brought me to a foreign country" "Did make a slave out of me" "Have mercy, I implored" "I was crying bitterly" "Have mercy, I implored" "I was crying bitterly." "Polo!" "Polo!" "Often I had to cry into the lake Starnberg, about being a policeman." "Once a man was standing at a bridge." "He had an axe in his hand and he laughed into the lake." "I had just been arriving with the steamboat." "It was a routine assignment." "He was looking at a man, who was head under water and obviously was struggling against death." "I was alone, and wanted to call a colleague to do the paperwork." "Why are you not helping, you moron?" "My name is Heinrich!" "Stop it now!" "I guess the man had drowned then." "Sepp was standing with three fish, which he had slain before a fishing hut." "I went to call my colleague." "I used your phone in the office, 5 minutes." "Excuse me, thank you." "That's 70 cent, please." "For how long you have been holding your wife captured?" "Annamierl, I said, a policeman will not bring you any good." "As I am on my knees now, I was kneeling before here." "It is no orderly job." "The police always has made the best people vanish into thin air." "The best men we have lost in war." "Do not marry me!" "Do not make your life a misery!" "Work at your parents' and your brother's place and you will make your living until you die." "There he is, the bloody bastard!" "One has to shut down museums and opera houses with television you don't need them at all." "The Oktoberfest, that's an opera!" "Just visit the Munich National Theatre you will only meet rich people there." "Who will you meet there?" "What am I?" "I am a butcher." "There you have to work from morning till late in the evening." "I was the only one who drove from Gauting to Munich to the opera when Karajan was conducting three operas." "I payed 600 Mark." "600 quids!" "And now I will conduct so that you will be able listen to something worthwhile." "Goddammit, don't you eat her!" "Why did you quit studying theology?" "We need more order when people talk." "Nowadays, children in school turn their heads from left to right." "That's tolerated!" "There's no devotion any longer." "Of course I won't teach religion then!" "Now he's standing there alone..." "I've got some notes here:" "Lohengrin, Wagner." "Now you play, so that people will hear something good." "Attention!" "He is playing too slowly!" "At the slaughterhouse we say:" ""Avanti, avanti!" "With people like you we have lost the war!"" "My hands were destroyed by frostbites at the deployment at Stalingrad." "We didn't manage to get in." "I was in the 387th ID." "(Infantery Division)" "Cheers, Herbert!" "Cheers, Herbert, take a mouthful!" "Cheers!" "Take a mouthful!" " Do you want the shoes now?" "Herbert, you have to drink!" "That's good, bravo!" "Take the shoes all right!" "I buy you a drink." "You are such an asshole!" "Why are you spilling the booze instead of giving it to this senior citizen?" "There are so many who want it." "I am not an asshole with you at all." "I am practically..." "a policeman." "And you need the police for guiding the traffic and you have to be humane." "You don't know how many policemen are fired because they do not follow the rules." "And one has to stick to the facts." "[Pissplace]" "Hot pork sausages!" "Who wants hot sausages?" " Give me a couple." " Cold or hot?" " Hot, or what do you recommend?" " We only have cold ones." " With or without mustard?" " With mustard." "We have no mustard." " Hey Alois!" " Where is the sucker?" "He is here, actually." "Let me drink from your beer, I need to forget about it" "You don't want to drink this." "This afternoon I have caught an adder." "And I'll let this sucker drink from this bottle!" "Do you think someone recognizes us?" "Being alone I couldn't stand this." "Look at this." "Stop!" "A naked girl." "I cannot control myself." "Stop the thief!" "Stop the ... thief!" "Dammit!" "The car keys ..." "Now I have lost the car keys." "Louis!" "Stop!" "This is the police!" "Show me your papers." "Stop the motor!" "Let me smell your breath." "Have you been drinking?" " Nope!" "Wait, I am not lying..." "last night I had 3 beer." "Get off the car at once." "Well I cannot get off twice, or else I'd have to get in inbetween." "Last night, that's a long time ago, so it should be fine..." "Please, sit down." "We will see!" "Do you see how helpful I am?" "It's just perfect, couldn't be better, Mr. constable!" "Mr. policeman, what is this:" "It's swimming down the Isar and starts with 'AB'?" "I am on duty." "If you want to tell jokes while I am working then I cannot stop you but you have to realize that your behavior is arousing my suspicion about you being drunk  my suspicion ..." "...is arousing my suspicion." "Mr. policeman, what is this:" "It's swimming on the Isar and starts with 'L'?" "It's a leaf and starts with 'TL', that's two leafs and starts with 'TH', that's three leafs and starts with" " aaah!" "that's a lot of leafs Mr. policeman, I am thirsty so thirsty, and starts with 'FL', that's 50 leafs..." "Mr. policeman, so many leafs." " Now I got you." "Thanks, Mr. policeman, that you don't sit on my face any longer." "You are completely drunk." "I'll keep your license." "No way I am drunk, no way you keep my license!" "Ok, no problem at all." "What is this?" "I think I got a mosquito bite." "It's all red." "You'll stay here, until the ambulance arrives, which I will ask for now." "Your methods are simple." "You know, if you work alone, you don't have a choice you just do your duty." "Do I get a ride, sweetheart?" " I am not your sweetheart." "The trip to Munich is short but boring." "Perhaps you protect me from police raids." "Drive!" " Stop the thief!" " Drive!" "Drive!" " Why don't you wear his clothes then?" " Do you think you can arrest me then?" "You can get my uniform." "And we have lost our jobs, too." "I take off my clothes, too." "I've been searching the whole forrest with you, woman." "If you've lost your husband it's not my fault." "I cannot waste my time in the forrest while I should sell my meat at home." "But we can have a bottle of sparkling wine with me." "I have a whole crate at home." "Just look at him, the German worker they don't want to work, but they want property." "My friend, Ulrike, she knew how bad things really are." "But she had also a second insight and took her life." "Those peoples who valued freedom were extinguished a long time ago." "Just look at the Romans." "What I say is even said on TV and still there are more idiots born every year." "Now hear as I ask the forbidden question" "I was sent you by the holy grail" "My father Perceval wore his crown" "I am his knight, named Lohengrin." "Ladies and gentlemen, attention, we have an announcement:" "Our local soccer club 1860 has won 3:0." "Against who?" "Against Schwenningen." "But our other club 1st FC Bayern only reached a 3:3 tie." "Against Borussia Dortmund." "Do you know the difference between democracy and dictatorship?" "There was a town council meeting once and the municipal councilor asks the mayor 'Tell me, what is democracy?" "'" "The mayor ponders a while and answers:" "'I don't know but tomorrow I'll ask the head of the district authority.'" "The mayor visits the head of the district authority and he asks:" "'District administrator, my municipal councilor wants to know what democracy is.'" "'Yes', he answers, 'I know the answer...'" "The district administrator opens the window he says: 'Have a look in the courtyard there are many cars if they all would belong to one man then it would be a dictatorship." "But when everyone has a car it's a democracy.' 8 days later the town council met again." "'Mayor, do you know what's a democracy?" "'" "'Yes, I know', he said and he was of the smart sort." "The mayor opens the window, points at a bell tower, and says:" "'In this bell tower there are many bats." "In a dictatorship only one has all the bats in the tower." "And because we all have bats in the belfry it's a democracy.'" "One has sometimes this longing inside." "Then you return with broken wings." "But life goes on without you." "Never!" "It is so empty here." "So many are missing." "Go away, if you do not drink more." "How dare you!" "I am a policeman." "Go home!" "If that's lake Starnberg then Tutzing is there and there is Bernried, Seeshaupt Ambach and Berg." "This is my territory." "There I can arrest..." " Your arresting days are over." "Now we snatch you." "I have to puke!" "Mum, when will we finally drive home?" "Can we call a taxi?" "I am hungry!" "Now we go home." "I'd like to accompany you." "I'll take the children home and then I'll return." "Come naked or wear a skin-tight dress so that I think you are naked in public." "Wear a swimsuit." "But I hope I'm allowed to bring my head?" "Lovely lady, what you promise, no one ever has promised to me." "Will you be able to hold your promises?" "I want to have one woman closer to my heart than all the other women." "Through your eyes I would sometimes like to look ... out." "Everyone is glad when he has a bit of someone else in his face." "There he is!" "...sweet..." "O Mother Mary, please help." "Word of God..." " Wait!" "You!" "Have you ever sung a gospel for Mother Mary in church?" "No, why're you asking?" "So, do not close your fly here." "Wait..." "I took two negroes on." "Dear brother-in-law sorry, but I can't help you because I have a hard time myself." "I suffer from congestion for 4 days now." "No, dear brother-in-law, I really can't help you." "There!" "There, they come!" "Jesus Christ, what's going on?" "Please, help me." "I have to get rid of my uniform." "Two negroes try to catch me." "I guess they mistake me for an officer from the colonial era." "Please take my cap." " Excuse me, why should I?" "I don't know you." "First you didn't like me and then you did exploit me." "Why should I know you." "I know another one." "And his name is Louis." "Wake up!" "Do you want a beer?" "Now you can ask 50 cents more just tell them that a policeman has touched them." "What?" "A policeman, again?" "Where is he?" "Where is he?" "There must be a policeman nest somewhere near." "Bugger off!" " Yes!" "Yes!" "Bugger off!" "Do you tolerate... that I use this plain seating-accomodation... by your side?" "Don't trespass my boundaries." "If you'd look somewhat different..." "I wouldn't recognize you." "You have taken off the uniform." "I understand that you don't want to be a policeman the whole day." "A killing profession." "I did park the car illegally." "Will I get a ticket now?" "Two negroes have stolen my uniform." "No, I have it." "Two negroes have stolen my money." "May I drink from your beer?" "A policeman thinks... our purpose is to feed him." "May I sit on your side... a little bit longer?" "A policeman thinks... our purpose is to entertain him." "Of course!" "Gentlemen!" "Where are you from?" "From Paris?" "No, unfortunately." "But I would like to spend a night with you." "Sit down please!" "I will tear him to pieces!" "The mustache almost falls off." "It isn't glued on." "You know..." "I know this policeman." "I once took a walk with him... he explained the law to me then." "You're not allowed to harm him... because this would be against the law." "I am a policeman myself." "Are you policeman in Uganda?" "You should't say this too loud here." "People here like Uganda." " What, you are from Uganda?" "I always say, I prefer a negro to a woman." "A negro has a brain too." "How are things in Uganda?" "You've got nice weather there." "Let's say this is a pork sausage." "Then there is Uganda we live on millet gruel." "Stop!" "I wouldn't drink this just like that." "Who knows if there's not one of your ancestors inside that beer." "You think so?" "Then I rather do not drink it." "Stop!" "Now I got up on you because you stand there." "When I drink pure coffee, I can't sleep at all." "They don't drink, they don't smoke, they're only here to let the time pass by." "...don't eat anything, they don't love anything, no flowers..." "See, what I have left." "Give me a rose." "There's no single one - it's always three." "Then give me three." "Are these all right?" "One should take a girl's dress as serious as an uniform." "Don't you too want to wear your dress reversed?" "Where shall I change clothes?" "Let's go change clothes!" "Let's go change clothes!" "I don't understand..." "even if he always does this anyway... why he does not want to do it with only one." "One should be enough for him anyway." "Do you have a comb?" "(Wordplay: 'Kamm': comb, conceit)" "You already dressed your hair at home." "If you dress your hair here you will still want to go somewhere else." "Where?" "Do you have no conceit?" "('Kamm'/comb)" "Well, I do have a conceit... but can I conceive I was a hair-dresser?" "You don't have to be a hair-dresser!" "No one with a conceit ('Kamm'/comb) is a hair-dresser!" "You don't have to marry me either." "I don't have a comb (conceit)." "I am not a hair-dresser." "Am I a hair-dresser?" "I am a policeman." "This body exists once and twice and over and over again and I can shoot it!" "I saw within a sea of milk two untouched trembling apples swimming..." "Don't you know anything better?" "Quiet now!" "Hey!" "Get him!" "Hey you, bugger off!" "Go away!" "Drunkard - can I help you?" "!" "Come on, stop it." "Stop it." "What a shame!" "Such a thing is impossible!" "Have you found out by now if I'm your sister?" "What you meant was clear to me from the beginning, Annamierl." "But since I have studied Theology" "I can easily question if you are my sister." "In religion one is related completely different." "In any case not by blood relationship." "In religion..." "one is related in spirit." "The two of us are not." "Have you ever been hurt in a punch-up or by dropping fruit?" "Star of the Sea, I hail thee" "O Mother Mary, please help!" "Sweet Mother of Christ," "O Mother Mary, please help" "Mother Mary, help us all in our deep misery." "Ladies and gentlemen, my sincerest and heartfelt welcome to our Minister President who today brought a policeman for his personal security." "Stop, Police!" "That one's always fidgeting with his knife!" "Bah, foreigner!" "What's going on here?" "I won't let me knife down, or do I?" "Get him out!" "Kick him out already!" "This is a forta (?" ") from Italy!" "So what?" "What's it anyway?" "They have a jester's license now?" "Lock him up!" "I hit the road for my way home." "In a hundred days on leave a hundred policemen mount a hundred broads and a hundred women give birth to a hundred children on one day who go with one step into a future" "and they won't look back a hundred times." "Hey, look out!" "Herbert, let's go home!" "First..." "we don't know each other... and secondly one can't take the trouble." "Make at least an effort to try that you could..." "If I don't know you, I don't have to be related to you as well." "Is here really no one who knows that this is my husband?" "Whatever" " I can only say one thing:" "That he is not a policeman, because he stole the uniform from me this very morning," "but now I have washed my face and I don't want to hear no more about the whole thing today." "Now if my mother would know that I am a policeman" "she would not forgive me for that." "This, I cannot forgive me that I am a policeman!" "How long did it take that I am ready for despair" "Yes, I always did tell me a beer, a cigarette, and a woman with spread legs everything else will come together" "I became a policeman" "I spent my days writing parking tickets instead of becoming a human." "I don't know the others because I'm not a human myself." "But today you have to become lost because you always forgave yourself everything" "but today I don't forgive me for being a policeman." "I always did forgive me that I am no human" "Today I will kill this sod meat!" "Adieu!" "Adieu." "(?" ") have you forgotten, mate!" "[Exit]" "You see every single one getting nabbed." "You think... everyone should die once more?" "This is what happens, when power gets into the wrong hands!" "A zero wants to be something... a policeman, of all things..." "Now it has killed him the zero..." "How can someone I like kill himself!" "Together we resulted to nothing." "He liked the birches, but not the night, the dark, the bloody..." "To my homeland, I would hurry" "In my homeland, I would be" "I would dwell with my loved ones" "Share my joys and sorrows with them" "Only in my homeland" "I can be happy and rejoice" "Only in my homeland alone" "I can be happy and rejoice." "So it ends" "Subtitles: snauth + Kurosuke @ Karagarga"