"(drill buzzing)" "Dewey:" "I HATE MY BROTHERS." "I ONLY LIKE ME." "I HATE MY BROTHERS." "I ONLY LIKE ME." "I HATE MY BROTHERS." "I ONLY LIKE ME." "(boys yelling)" "STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" "I MEAN IT!" "(yelling continues)" "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE DONE?" "SOON AS I CAN, HONEY." "I SAID, STOP IT!" "Dewey:" "I HATE MY BROTHERS." "(thud)" "I ONLY LIKE ME." "I HATE MY BROTHERS." "I ONLY LIKE ME." "(thud)" "(drill whirring)" "(whirring stops)" ""FIVE ACROSS." "MY MOTHER THE..." "BLANK."" "dd YES, NO, MAYBE dd dd I DON'T KNOW dd dd CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?" "dd dd YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW dd dd YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW dd dd YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW dd dd AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG dd dd YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW dd" "dd YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW dd dd YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW dd dd AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG dd dd LIFE IS UNFAIR. dd" "I KNOW A LOT OF KIDS SAY THEY LIKE SCHOOL." "BUT HONESTLY, I JUST FIND IT EXHAUSTING." "I MEAN, WHEN I AM IN SCHOOL" "I'M EITHER BORED, TERRIFIED..." "OR CONFUSED ABOUT JULIE HOULERMAN." "HI, MALCOLM." "PERFECT EXAMPLE." "WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT?" "IS IT JUST "HI"?" "IS SHE TRYING TO SAY SHE LIKES ME?" "IS SHE JUST BEING NICE?" "AND NOW I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A SECRET WAY TO ANSWER HER" "WITHOUT A) ACTING LIKE I LIKE HER" "OR B) ACTING LIKE I DON'T LIKE HER" "OR C) ACTING LIKE I'VE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT A OR B." "JUST BE PLEASANT AND NONCOMMITTAL." "HEY, JU..." "SHE'S DOING THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE." "(girls squealing)" "HEY, HOW ARE YOU?" "STANLEY, YOU ARE INCREDIBLE." "I THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS A GENIUS" "BUT THIS IS OFF THE CHARTS." "THE SCHOOL ASKED FOR AN HONOR GUARD." "I FIGURED YOU'D LIKE A FEW WEEKS WITHOUT DRILL PRACTICE." "A PAGEANT, THOUGH." "BEAUTIFUL GIRLS WITH SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES." "IT'S PERFECT." "EASY." "LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS RUNNERS UP." "THEY'RE GOING TO BE THE NEEDIEST." "YOU KNOW, UH, THIS IS A LITTLE INTENSE." "YOU, ME, WORKING THIS SHELF..." "TOGETHER." "(chuckles nervously)" "WHAT'S INTENSE ABOUT IT?" "I GUESS NOTHING." "EXCUSE ME." "MOM!" "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO YELL IN THE STORE." "NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT EITHER." "LIFE'S FUNNY THAT WAY." "HEY..." "THE THREE MUSKETEERS." "ATHOS, ARAMIS..." "AND YOU MUST BE PORTHOS." "YOU'RE CREEPY." "YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T SAY HURTFUL THINGS TO GROWNUPS." "I'M SORRY." "THAT'S OKAY." "WE'RE STILL FRIENDS." "CRAIG..." "YOU HAVE GOT TO REDO THE NAIL POLISH." "THE CRYSTAL PINKS ARE MIXED WITH THE FROSTY PINKS" "ARE MIXED WITH THE GOD KNOWS WHAT." "RIGHT AWAY, MR. PINTER." "OKAY." "I'M OFF WORK IN FIVE MINUTES." "DON'T TOUCH THE REGISTER." "DON'T TOUCH THE CANDY, THE PRICE TAGS" "AND DON'T TOUCH THE MICROPHONES." "THAT INCLUDES BY ACCIDENT." "THAT INCLUDES JUST LOOKING." "THAT INCLUDES HOVERING" "WITH YOUR FINGER A HALF INCH AWAY FROM IT." "FAIR WARNING." "DARE YOU." "GO AHEAD." "YOU DO IT." "I'LL DO IT." "YEAH, RIGHT." "I WILL." "THIS ISN'T BABY STUFF, DEWEY." "GO RIDE THE HORSY OUT FRONT." "(chuckles)" "HORSY." "I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT." "THE MICROPHONE, REGISTER..." "CANDY..." "PRICE TAGS..." "STEAM CLEANER." "BOYS!" "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE." "OH, HELLO, BOYS." "HOW LONG YOU IN FOR?" "ANOTHER HOUR." "YOW." "HI, HON." "HI." "DID YOU SEE DEWEY OUTSIDE?" "OH, WHAT'S WRONG?" "I DON'T KNOW, BUT SOMETHING'S UPSETTING HIM." "HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD ON THE WAY HOME" "AND NOW I JUST CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE." "HMM." "HEY, I'LL CHECK HIS SPECIAL PLACE." "DEWEY?" "YOU IN THERE, BUDDY?" "NO." "WHAT'S WRONG, PAL?" "I DID SOMETHING BAD." "THEY TOLD ME TO RIDE A HORSY AND I'M NOT A BABY" "BUT I WOULD HAVE PLAYED WITH THE CARPET CLEANER" "AND I DIDN'T HAVE A QUARTER ANYWAY." "UH-HUH." "DEWEY, HONEY" "DADDY'S GETTING A CRAMP IN HIS LEG." "WHAT DID YOU DO?" "I TOOK SOMETHING FROM MOMMY'S STORE." "WELL, THAT'S VERY SERIOUS." "WHAT DID YOU TAKE?" "A CANDY BAR?" "NO." "IT'S NOT A CANDY BAR." "OH?" "WELL, WHAT IS IT?" "$150 BOTTLE OF COGNAC?" "HOW COULD YOU TAKE THIS?" "!" "I'M SORRY." "MY GOD, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS THING?" "CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MAN" "WHO SPENDS $150 ON A BOTTLE OF COGNAC?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK A GUY LIKE THAT PAYS FOR SOCKS?" "DEWEY, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU?" "THIS WORKS PRETTY GOOD, MOM." "GET YOUR JACKET, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE STORE." "YOU ARE GOING TO RETURN THIS BOTTLE TO MR. PINTER" "APOLOGIZE AND ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES." "WHAT DO MEAN, "FIRED"?" "!" "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME FOR THIS." "SORRY." "STORE POLICY IS VERY CLEAR ABOUT STEALING." "BUT HE DIDN'T STEAL IT;" "HE RETURNED IT." "RIGHT THERE." "THE BOTTLE IS PERFECT." "YOU CAN JUST PUT IT RIGHT BACK ON THE SHELF." "I ALREADY MARKED IT OUT OF INVENTORY." "Pinter:" "MY HANDS ARE TIED HERE." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "YOU DON'T EVEN DO INVENTORY." "YOU FOIST IF OFF ON ME BECAUSE YOU MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES." "YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MAKING ME REGRET MY DECISION HERE, LOIS." "MOM?" "OH, HONEY, IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE." "YOU HAVE HATED ME SINCE THE MINUTE YOU GOT HERE" "BECAUSE I WAS FIRST CHOICE FOR YOUR JOB AND I TURNED IT DOWN." "YOU KNOW, YOU THINK WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY?" "AT LEAST I DIDN'T RAISE A THIEF." "(loud ripping sound) (Pinter yells)" "(all gasp)" "VELCRO." "I WIN THE POOL." "(reciting):" "SWEET HOME ALABAMA... (piano accompaniment)" "WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE." "SWEET HOME ALABAMA..." "LORD, I'M COMING HOME" "TO YOU." "(playing licks)" "(applause)" "OH, VERY, VERY NICE, BRIDGET." "THAT WAS VERY NICE." "OH, FRANCIS, I WAN TED TO THANK YOU AGAIN" "UL." "FOR BEING SO HELPF" "WK USUALLY, THE HONOR GUA RDS JUST SIT AROUND AND GA" "F BUT YOU'VE REA LLY THROWN YOURSEL" "INTO THIS WHOLE HOG, HAVEN'T YOU?" "WHAT CAN I SAY?" "I LOVE THE THEATER." "FRANCIS, WILL YOU HELP ME DECIDE ON MY LEG EXTENSIONS?" "WHICH DO YOU THINK LOOKS BETTER" "RIGHT LEG..." "OR LEFT LEG?" "MMM..." "CAN YOU..." "DO BOTH?" "IT'S BEEN TEN DAYS SINCE MOM LOST HER JOB." "YESTERDAY FOR DINNER, WE HAD MACARONI AND RICE." "TODAY IT'S RICE AND MACARONI." ". MOM, I CAN'T EAT THIS STUFF ANYMORE" "REESE, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR COMPLAINING." "I'M NOT COMPLAINING;" "I'M CONSTIPATED." "I'M SORRY, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE LAVISHLY ANYMORE." "DRINK YOUR MILK." "IT'S LUMPY." "THEN CHEW IT." "HEY, COME ON, WE CAN DO THIS." "WE'VE HAD TO ECONOMIZE BEFORE." "REMEMBER WHEN GRANDMA DROV E INTO THE LIVING ROOM?" "OR LAST YEAR, WHEN WE WERE SAVING UP FOR DISNEYLAND?" "WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND?" "NO." "IT'SLIKETHAT." "EXCEPT THIS TIME, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE HOUSE." "OKAY, EVERYBODY, STOP WORRYING." "I AM GOING TO FIND ANOTHER JOB..." "ANOTHER CASHIER JOB WITH FLEXIBLE HOURS" "THAT ALLOWS ME TO LEAVE WHENEVER I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS." "WELL, CAN'T YOU GET UNEMPLOYMENT OR SOMETHING?" "NO." "I ONLY WORKED 38 HOURS A WEEK." "THEY CONSIDER THAT PART-TIME." "YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU ARE AT LEAST LEARNING" "S. SOMETHING FROM ALL THI" "YEAH-- "IF YOU DO SOMETHING BAD, DON'T TELL."" "NO-- "WE DID THE RIGHT THING."" "THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT." "CAN'T WE AT LEAST DO A LOAD OF LAUNDRY OR SOMETHING?" "EVERYTHING I HAVE STINKS." "YEAH, HE WANTS TO SMEL L GOOD FOR..." "JULIE!" "(gagging)" "MALCOLM." "YEAH, YEAH." "IT WAS WORTH IT." "SO WE CAN'T DO LAUNDRY , WE HAVE TO SHARE BATHS" ". AND YESTERDAY, SHE H AD OUR CABLE TURNED OFF" "OUR CABLE!" "HOW'S YOUR..." "LOVE LIFE?" "WHAT?" "SO, BASICALLY, EVERYTHING I TELL YOU" "IN CONFIDENCE AS A FRIEND" "YOU'RE GOING TO USE TO MAKE FUN OF ME?" "I HAVE..." "NOTHING ELSE." "HI, MALCOLM." "YOU WANT TO SPLIT LUNCHES?" "WHAT?" "YEAH, SURE." "I HAVE A CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD, A TANGERINE" "DS." "AND, OOH, JORDAN ALMON" "VE?" "WHAT DO YOU HA" "LEFTOVER EGGS FROM BREAKFAST." "OH." "UH, I'M ON A SPECIAL DIET..." "FOR SPORTS." "OH, I FORGOT." "I HAVE TO GO..." "WORK OUT." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" "EVERYTHING I WANT, I CAN'T HAVE!" "ANYTHING THAT'S NICE, I CAN'T DO." "EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GETS TO DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT ME!" "MALCOLM..." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "I KNOW THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE WORSE OFF THAN ME." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I DON'T CARE." "I'M SICK OF GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY SMELLING LIKE FEET!" "MALCOLM..." "I HATE BEING POOR, OKAY?" "I MEAN, IS THAT SO BAD?" "WHY IS THAT LIKE SOME BIG CHARACTER FLAW?" "IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE POOR!" "MALCOLM!" "YOU, UM..." "LEFT..." "YOUR BACKPACK." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TAKING A REALLY DEEP BREATH" "BEFOREYOU START TALKING." "YEAH." "FRANCIS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" "I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR DAYS." "I'M SORRY, DAD." "I'VE JUST BEEN BURIED HERE." "Okay, listen, I've got kind of" "A BAD NEWS/GOOD NEWS THING HERE." "(sighing)" "YOUR MOM LOST HER JOB, AND WE'RE PRETTY BROKE." "THE GOOD NEWS IS, THAT MAKES YOUR TUITION AN ISSUE." "NOW, I THINK I CAN TALK HER INTO LETTING YOU COME HOME." "!" "DAD, NO, I CAN'T COME HOME" "ING MARLIN ACADEMY IS THE BEST TH" ". THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME" "I AM AT A CRUCIAL POIN T IN MY REHABILITATION." "UH-HUH." "WHAT'S HER NAME?" "!" "THAT'S THE THING-- THERE'S, LIKE, TEN OF THEM" "(knock at door)" "CHECK THE PEEPHOLE." "IF THEY'VE GOT A HAND TRUCK, DON'T OPEN IT." "(knocking continues)" "(door opens, then closes)" "?" "CRAIG, WHAT AR E YOU DOING HERE" "LOIS, I JUST HAD A MEETING WITH MR. PINTER" "WELL, MORE LIKE AN HOUR BEGGING, REALLY" "BUT THE POINT IS, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OLD JOB BACK!" "YES!" "THAT IS SUCH GOOD NEWS!" "AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS APOLOGIZE" "AND LET HIM DOCK YOUR PAY 150 BUCKS" "AND YOU HAVE TO WORK THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT" "FOR A COUPLE MONTHS." "OH." "SOUNDS GOOD, MOM." "NO, THANKS." "WHAT?" "!" "YOU'RE KIDDING." "WHY?" "!" "BECAUSETHAT'S LIKE ADMITTING HE'S RIGHT." "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT." "LOIS, IF THIS MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE" "I WILL WORK EVERY GRAVEYARD SHIFT RIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU" "EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM." "OH, HI, CRAIG." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "NOTHING." "JUST BUSINESS." "TAKE IT EASY, TIGER." "WE'RE WORKING." "WELL, I AM." "HI." "BACK TO THE GRIND." "NICE GUY." "THANK YOU, TANYA." "TANYA, THAT WAS FANTASTIC." "I SWEAR, WHEN YOU PUT TAP TO IT" "THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE JUST COMES ALIVE." "ONE SUGGESTION:" "DO YOU HAVE A TUBE TOP?" "OH, FRANCIS, YOU ARE JUST WONDERFUL." "I MEAN, YOU'RE SO DIFFEREN T THAN THE LOCAL BOYS." "I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EV EN KNOWN YOU THAT LONG" "EL AND I ALREADY FE" "SO CONNECTED TO YOU." "I KNOW." "IT'S ALMOST MYSTICAL." "UE." "YEAH, AND I'M SO GLAD THE GAY THING ISN'T AN ISS" "YOU'RE GAY?" "NO, NO, SILLY--YOUARE." "WAIT." "YOU THINK I'M GAY?" "EY." "OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE ANYTHING, HON" "I MEAN, WE'RE A LO T MORE LIBERAL HERE" "E. THAN YOU THINK WE AR" "I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE BIRMINGHAM." "WAIT A MINUTE-- YOU THINK I'M GAY?" "WHY DO YOU THINK I'M GAY?" "OH, COME ON." "YOU LIKE THE THEATER, YOU'RE GOOD WITH DECORATING" "AND, WELL, YOU'RE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH YOUR MOTHER." "S?" "CAN YOU UNDO MY HOOK" "TANYA, I'M KIND OF HAVING A DILEMMA HERE..." "OH, GREAT." "FRANNIE, CAN YOU SPRAY ME?" "MY SUIT KEEPS RIDING UP." "(giggling)" ".. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE." "GIRLFRIEND!" "SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?" "ER!" "I'M YOUR TEACH" "?" "CAN'T WE JUST TALK" "N YOU KNOW, THAT JULIE HOULERMA" "IS A VERY SPEC IAL LITTLE GIRL." "OH, COME ON!" "CAROLINE, I DON'T WANT TO..." "Caroline:" "MALCOLM, MALCOLM, MALCOLM, SO PRIVATE, SO GUARDED." "BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY WITH ME." "I'M ON YOUR SIDE." "JULIE KNOWS THAT" " SHE'S NOT EVEN IN MY CLASS." "SHE TALKED TO YOU?" "ABOUT ME?" "WHAT'D SHE SAY?" "AW, NOTHING THAT WASN'T OBVIOUS ALREADY." "E YOU KNOW, WHEN Y OU OPEN UP TO PEOPL" "YOU WILL ALWAY S BE SURPRISED" "JUST HOW WELL THINGS TURN OUT." "SURPRISE!" "SURPRISE!" "SURPRISE!" "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?" "JULIE ORGANIZED" "THE WHOLE THING HERSELF" "AND EVERYONE IN SCHO OL RESPONDED." "DEAR MALCOLM, TH IS ISN'T JUST FOOD." "IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF HOW WE ALL FEEL ABOUT YOU." "OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO YOU IN YOUR TIME OF NEED." "(applause)" "YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP THE FOOD?" "YES." "I'M NOT GOING TO THROW AWAY" "PERFECTLY GOOD PIE FILLING" "AND..." "LAMB CHUTNEY." "DON'T YOU EVEN CARE HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS?" "WE'VE DONE CAN DRIVES." "THIS IS JUST THE CRAP PEOPLE FIND" "WHEN THEY CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE." "OKAY, JUST STOP IT." "I KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS" "BUT NO ONE EVER SAID LIFE IS FAIR." "SOMETIMES DECENT, HARD-WORKING PEOPLE" "GET DUMPED ON FOR NO GOOD REASON." "THEY JUST HAVE TO WIPE THEIR EYES" "AND KEEP ON WALKING." "SOMETHING WILL TURN UP." "WE JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON A LITTLE BIT LONGER." "AND IN THE MEANTIME" "BE THANKFUL FOR SMALL FAVORS." "ANYONE WANT THE LAST OLIVE?" "THOSE AREN'T OLIVES." "THOSE ARE PEACHES." "(siren wailing)" "WELL, YOU GOT HIM HERE EARLY, THAT'S GOOD." "HE'LL BE FINE IN A FEW DAYS." "JUST LIKE WHEN THIS ONE" "ATE THE FROG." "I ONLY ATE HALF OF IT." "I WON'T PUT THE STOMACH PUMP ON THE BILL." "I MEAN, HE DID MOST OF THE WORK ON THE WAY OVER." "THANKS, DON." "UH..." "LISTEN, AS FAR AS THE BILL GOES" "WHAT KIND OF NEIGHBORHOOD ARE WE IN?" "WELL..." "THE EMERGENCY ROOM" "COUPLE OF DAYS OF OBSERVATION" "PROBABLY THREE OR FOUR." "THREE OR FOUR..." "HUN...?" "OKAY." "YOU BOYS TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAD." "I'M GOING TO GO SEE MR. PINTER AND BEG FOR MY JOB BACK." "WHAT?" "MOM, WAIT." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT." "YES, I DO." "I DON'T WANT TO" "SHOULDN'T HAVE TO, BUT GUESS WHAT?" "I DO" "BUT I WANT YOU BOYS TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING." "I AM NOT GOING BACK ON ANYTHING I SAID BEFORE." "SHE'S COMPLETELY GOING BACK ON IT" "BUT I'M NOT GOING TO KICK HER WHEN SHE'S DOWN." "YOU'RE TOTALLY GOING BACK ON IT." "NO, I AM NOT." "EVERYTHING I SAID BEFORE STILL GOES." "YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES BAD THINGS HAPPEN" "AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY" "AND YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST THAT THERE'S A GOOD REASON FOR IT." "SURE, IT'S EASY" "TO WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS" "WHEN YOUHAVEA JOB." "(long, gassy whine)" "THE FIRST ONE WHO LAUGHS" "GETS THEIR ASS KICKED." "(moans)" "YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE HANDS." "WELL, IT'S EASY ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BACK." "NOT TO MENTION THE MOST TALENTED..." "SWEET..." "AND SEXY..." "WHAT?" "FRANCIS..." "ARE..." "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE REALLY..." "HOW YOU ARE?" "TANYA, I'M SO CONFUSED." "I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT I WAS, BUT WHEN I'M AROUND YOU" "I HAVE THESE..." "STRANGE, NEW FEELINGS." "I FEEL LIKE..." "MAYBE I COULD..." "CHANGE." "THAT YOU COULD BE THE WOMAN WHO CHANGES ME." "OH, FRANCIS..." "I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT." "I WANT TO BE THAT WOMAN" "FOR YOU." "MM, AND DON'T YOU WORRY, HONEY." "IF THERE'S ONE THING WE KNOW HOW TO DO DOWN HERE" "IT'S HOW TO FIX THIS." "AND WITH GOD'S HELP, WE CAN SAY "NO!" TO WEAKNESS." "WE CAN SAY "NO!" TO ALL THINGS UNNATURAL!" "IT IS PROCREATION, NOT RECREATION!" "AND WHEN SATAN TEMPTS US, WHAT DO WE DO?" "PRAY OUT THE GAY." "GET TO IT!" "I HAVE TO SAY, LOIS, I'M SURPRISED" "BY THIS CHANGE IN YOUR ATTITUDE." "YEAH, WELL, ME, TOO." "I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES" "BUT I HOPE THAT WE CAN MAKE ALL THIS" "WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE." "SO, IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN HERE..." "MM, WHAT'S THIS?" "YOUR APOLOGY." "I THINK I'VE CAPTURED YOUR VOICE RATHER NICELY." "YOU WANT IT IN WRITING?" "YES." "LOOK, LOIS, YOU CAN TELL THESE CLOWNS" "WHATEVER YOU WANT-- THAT I GOT ON MY KNEES" "AND BEGGED YOU TO COME BACK, I DON'T CARE." "I JUST WANT YOU AND I TO KNOW HOW THINGSREALLYARE." "THAT'S NOT A SIGNATURE." "NO, IT'S MORE OF A SUGGESTION." ""THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON" IS OPTIONAL." "NOW, LOOK" "NO, YOU LOOK." "I DON'T DESERVE THIS." "THE ONLY THING I EVER DID WRONG" "WAS ALL THE WORK I DID TO COVER YOUR BUTT." "WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF "WRONG."" "YEAH, I GUESS WE DO." "FOR INSTANCE, I THINK IT'S WRONG" "FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR NAME ON SALES REPORTS" "THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE." "I THINK IT'S WRONG YOU KEEP A LITTLE BAG OF "HERBS"" "IN YOUR BOTTOM LEFT DRAWER." "AND SLEPT WITH THE DISTRICT MANAGER'S WIFE." "AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?" "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT" "BECAUSE I ALSO THINK IT'S WRONG TO BLAB THIS KIND OF THING." "YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE SO GLAD" "THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS" "THIS STUFF ABOUT YOU." "ANYONE ELSE HERE WOULD SELL YOU DOWN THE RIVER IN A SECOND." "GOD, I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU." "(clearing throat)" "YEAH, HE JUST RAN OFF AND QUIT FOR NO REASON." "HUH, WHO KNOWS WHY?" "SEE, YOU DO THE RIGHT THING" "AND EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR THE BEST." "CLEAN." "I HAVE HO-HOs" " REAL HO-HOs." "YOU KNOW, I'M SURE I'M NEGLECTING" "MY SPIRITUAL SIDE, BUT..." "MONEY RULES." "THE BEST PART IS" "I CAN FINALLY GET EVERYTHING STRAIGHTENED OUT WITH JULIE." "HI, MALCOLM." "LOOK, WE'RE NOT POOR ANYMORE!" "SO I DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR STUPID PITY, OKAY?" "THAT HELPED, RIGHT?"