"Les run it." "Hey, punk." " I've been thinking." " You have?" "Thas a change of pace." " Got a big mouth for someone so..." " Don't say it." " So short." " He ain't short!" " I'm just height-challenged." " Whas height-challenged?" "Better than being brain-challenged." "Wanna back that big mouth up and play me for your jersey?" "MURPH:" "Ox, leave him alone!" "OX:" "Whas the matter?" "CALVIN:" "Don't push Murph." " Would you please stop this?" " Calvin, les go." "CALVIN:" "Let me handle this." " Exactly how will you handle this?" " Listen." "If I say, no..." " He beats you up." " Okay." "But if I say, yes..." " He still beats you up." " And you'll lose your jersey." "Listen." "I can take him." "Kobe wouldn't back down." "Allen Iverson wouldn't back down." "Michael Jordan sure is not backing down." "And neither is Calvin Cambridge!" "Excuse me." "Take a number, Ox, because you're about to be served." "(KIDS GIGGLING)" "They just don't make these things for normal-size people, you know?" "Thas gotta hurt." "Laugh if you want." "You won't laugh when I get five new jerseys from the family that adopts me." " You ain't getting adopted." " I have a destiny." "All orphans are special and have destinies." "Maybe in books, but you want to name a real one?" "Moses." "Nelson Mandela, Marilyn Monroe and Daunte Culpepper." "Who plays in the NFL." "MAN ON TV:" "This calls for champagne." "CALVIN:" "Man." "I want a family like that to adopt me." "Look how they just get along with each other." "Thas what I really want." "GIRL:" "Why did you do that?" " All right." "Kids, les get to work." "BOY:" "Fresh candy." "GIRL:" "Please?" "BOY:" "Is for a good cause." "Would you like to buy some candy, ma'am?" "What about you?" "Fresh candy?" "$2.00." "Want to buy some candy?" " Lf you don't buy, I don't eat." " You want some candy?" "REG:" "For the Chesterfield Group Home." "CALVIN:" "Candy bar?" " Can we have some candy?" " Please." "We'll get treats inside." "Don't ever give money to a kid like this." "Is a big scam." "Joad is open!" "Tracy Reynolds, you need to pass the ball." "MURPH:" "But Tracy shoots!" " And is nothing but rim." "MURPH:" "And the Knights lose by one." "What was Tracy Reynolds thinking?" "No!" "Man!" " Look at the coach." "He's on fire." "MURPH:" "Les go back to work, man." "Go back to work?" "Nobody buys when we lose, Murph." "You didn't even sell half your candy." "We're gonna lose our TV privileges again." "Isn't that Coach Wagner?" "MURPH:" "I think so." "Stay right here." "I'll be right back." "VALET:" "Have a good one." "WAGNER:" "Thank you." "Coach." "Bet you could use some candy after that one." "Tough loss." " Seen it up close." " You had it won." "You diagrammed the perfect play!" "Sure, Henderson didn't set the low pick but why didn't Tracy pass the ball?" "Son, that is one for the ages." "Wait a minute." "Is 10:00, a school night." "Your parents know you're out this late?" "I'm an orphan." "And I'm out here selling candy so that I can raise money for the group home." "Well..." "Listen." "How about this." "That get me a chocolate bar?" "No." "I can't charge you, coach." "I don't even know if the money really goes to the group home." "Whas your name, son?" "My name is Calvin." "Calvin Cambridge." "Calvin, have you ever seen the Knights play in the arena?" "No, sir." "As you won't take my money, how about tickets for Sunday's game?" " Really?" "!" " Pick them up at Will Call." "I will." "Thanks, coach." "Nice talking to you." "Hello." "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "Very good." "There's children everywhere." "He's so adorable." "Feeling good about this." "Today's the day I'll get adopted." "You ain't getting adopted." "None of us are." "I mean, face it, we're like dogs." "Parents only want the puppies." "So much for me being special." "Things could change." "Your destiny could be right here and you don't even know it." "Calvin!" "Where are you going?" "Off to do that homework you owe me since yesterday?" "Yes, Sister Theresa." "Okay, Murph." "There is a winter coat here thas just right for you." "Try it on." "Sister Theresa, do you know anything about these shoes?" "SISTER THERESA:" "I'm not sure." "Is a perfect fit." "The guy who dropped them off said they used to belong to some famous basketball player when he was a kid." "Which basketball player?" "You know, the..." "That tall, bald one." "MJ?" "Murph." "Reg." "Come here." "Look." "Look at the shoes." " MJ." " MJ?" " MJ?" "ALL:" "It can't be." "Michael Jordan?" "Was it Michael Jordan?" "Go!" "Do your homework." "Is gotta be." "Michael Jordan wore these sneakers." " What are you doing?" " Did you say, "Michael Jordan"?" " Give them back." " Could be anybody's." "Let me look." " No, man." "They're his." " How do you know they're not?" "No one ever gives us nothing good." "Just abandoned junk no one wants." " Like us." "MURPH:" "We're not junk." "I want them." " Oh, yeah?" "CALVIN:" "So give them back." "Then go get them." "I want those sneakers." "Murph." "Murph!" "(TOY SQUEAKS)" " Wake up." "MURPH:" "Huh?" " I gotta get those sneakers." " Suppose Ox is right, they're not MJ's?" "They are MJ's sneakers." "I know they are." " Then we'll get them in the morning." " Not in the morning." "Not with Ox around." "Besides, they'll get ruined in the rain." "I gotta get them now." "Well, Calvin, seems like a really great idea." "CALVIN:" "Ah!" " Calvin!" "Be careful!" "MURPH:" "Don't fall!" "Oh!" "(CALVIN SCREAMS)" "Whoa." "CALVIN:" "The tickets were there just like Coach Wagner said." " I can't believe we're gonna see a game." " Me neither." " How'd you get those tickets?" " We just did." " I'm telling Bittleman." " Ox." "You can rat on us to Mr. B. But you'll miss the game too." "He just dunked the ball!" "He dunked the ball!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Knights have one more chance to chip away at this lead." "They're not shooting well." "Open at the wing is Reynolds." "He puts it up." "(BUZZER BUZZES)" "ANNOUNCER:" "No good." "CALVIN:" "Oh, man." "ANNOUNCER:" "Reynolds misses another." "Thas the end of the first half, the Timberwolves in front by 12." "Once again, the Knights did not play very good basketball in the first half." "Hey!" "Good half!" "Good half!" "Good half!" "We're in great shape." "Great shape." "We'll win it back." "Henderson, attaboy!" "Is permissible to run in this game, incidentally." "Yeah." "Tracy Reynolds!" "What a wizard." "You're a magician out there tonight." " Small favor." " No." "I don't do halftime shows." " I'm not some Chalupa giveaway." " Chalupas upped attendance by 4000." "You're familiar with Mr. Granger, the man who owns the team?" "I have a good relationship with him." "He hasn't called me in four years." "He called today." "He's ready to clean house if we don't put asses in those seats." "Hello, Los Angeles!" "And welcome to your halftime show." "Tonight, some lucky fan will get the chance to go one-on-one with Tracy Reynolds, the straw that stirs your L.A. Knights." "Yeah!" "T-Time, baby!" "Yeah!" "Check your ticket stubs." "If your number is called, come on down!" " And bring your A-game." " Come on." "Drum roll, please." "Come on." "Whoa." "I have the winning ticket." "Getting excited, Tracy?" "Yeah." "Yeah, very excited." "Well, so am I." "And here we go." "Section four." "Row 14." " Thas our row." " All right." "Seat two!" " I got the ticket!" "REG:" "You do?" "No way!" "BERNARD:" "Come on down, show us what you got." "I got the ticket." "If you can't score on me, how will you get by a Knight?" "Shoot, here come security." "Psych." "REG:" "Stop." "BERNARD:" "And here comes our winner now." "All right." "Boy, this is gonna be some contest." "Well, son, whas your name?" "Calvin Cambridge." "Well, Calvin, I'd like you to meet Tracy Reynolds." "Man, this is crazy." " This is so cool." " How you doing?" " Thas Tracy." " Hey, man." "I'm playing Tracy." "I'm playing Tr..." "I can't even say it, I'm so happy." "I'm playing T-Time." "Wait a minute." "Was it supposed to do that?" "Man, this is kind of loud." "Stand up." "Can you hear me?" "Murph, stand up." "Calvin!" " I can't hear you." " Calvin, up here!" "CALVIN:" "I still can 't hear you." "Jump up and down like a rabbit." "The crowd is eating this up." "Don't embarrass the kid." "Let him score twice." " Once." " Twice." " Once." "CALVIN:" "We gotta get one of these." " I gotta do this more often." " Okay, Calvin." "Very good." "Now, you have 60 seconds, okay?" "Les get the show on the road." " All right." "You ready, little man?" "MAN:" "Hey, kid!" "Tie your shoe." "BERNARD:" "Thank you, sir." "We like our players to be loose, not their laces." "Make me like Mike." "Okay." "Go!" "Good luck to you, all right?" "Here we go." "Ooh!" "TRACY:" "You like that?" " Yeah." " Okay." " You got that?" "BERNARD:" "Very nice." "Calvin has just won an L.A. Knights sweatshirt." "COMPUTER:" "Chessmaster 2000." "Would you like to play a game?" "And we begin." "Pawn to queen-four." " Nice." "That was really nice." " Really?" "Thanks." "All right." "Can't go that way." " I didn't know it was like that." "TRACY:" "You didn't know?" "Can't go that way either." "CALVIN:" "Dang." "Is like that?" " I play D, thas what I mean." " Oh!" " Whoa!" " Oh!" "MURPH:" "Fadeaway!" "How did I do that?" "How did he do that?" " With an impressive 30-footer." "That one was sweet." "Nobody said nothing about this kid embarrassing me." " Thas your last shot." "Recess is over." "BERNARD:" "One more and he wins $ 1000." "Tracy Reynolds." "You got 9 seconds." "Les do it." " I'm really sorry about..." " Is all right." "Come on, little man." "Come on." "What you got?" "Is my gym, baby." "CALVIN:" "Okay." "(SQUEAKING)" " Yes." "COMPUTER:" "Pawn takes knight." "Ha!" "(GLASS BOTTLE CLINKS)" " Go, Calvin!" " Go, Calvin!" "Yeah." "Go, Calvin!" "I guess this would be a bad time to ask for your autograph, huh?" "BITTLEMAN:" "And che..." "BERNARD:" "Hi, there." " Playing a little checkers, I see." "COMPUTER:" "Error." "Error." "I was about to win." "So you the man I see about Calvin Cambridge?" "Let me get this straight." "You guys want to have Calvin play for the Knights." "Right." "Why?" "I've been coaching 35 years." "This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." "Well, you didn't see him play at halftime." " Hey, coach." " Hi, again." "Am I gonna be a Knight?" " He's 41/2 feet tall." " I know." "Can you imagine the press we're gonna get?" "Attendance is in the crapper, and I'm not averse to using the word "gimmick. "" "This is about making money." "I see." " And speaking of money..." " Yes, money." "Mr. Bittleman, I'm prepared to make you an offer of $5000 for a one-day contract." "Well..." "Seeing that I'm Calvin's guardian I have to make certain that nobody takes advantage of him." "You mean except for you." "I resent that." "Mr. Bittleman, perhaps an extra $2500 might help ease your worries?" " Deal." " Good." "I always knew there was something special about Calvin." "MURPH:" "You're on the Knights!" " You're playing in the NBA!" "I still can't believe what happened." "Whatever I wanted to do with the rock, I could do." "And there he was, Tracy Reynolds, NBA superstar, and I outplayed him." " Yeah." "Then you hit that J!" "Fadeaway." "CALVIN:" "That was a swish." "MURPH:" "Then you ally-ooped yourself off the backboard." "CALVIN:" "That was hot." "(LAUGHING)" " But how?" " Thas a good question." "I don't know." "All I know is that before I had these sneakers I couldn't play like that if my life depended on it." "Murph, hand me that ball." "Man, you're like some weird basketball Cinderella." "Yeah, and the clock's gonna strike midnight if somebody finds out." " Wow." "I wish I was going with you." " Me too." "We'll be rooting for you." "CALVIN:" "Come on, les go." "MURPH:" "Yeah." "Hey, everybody." "Trace, get your notebook out because the kid is back to school you again." "Your mama." "Tracy, I'm sorry about the other day." "Sorry, little man?" "No need to be sorry." "You got lucky." "Is all right." "Hey, I'm Joad." "Why don't you take the locker next to mine." "BERNARD:" "Here's your uniform, Calvin." "Special ordered." "Official shirt, shorts, socks and sneakers." "But I like my own sneakers." "Ours aren't good enough for the kid." "Is nothing like that." "Is just that I play better in mine." "Play?" "You just have to look good." "What do you mean?" "Coach, may I please ask you a question?" "Sure." "I have a lot of friends here tonight, and I was just wondering am I here to play?" "Or am I just here for show?" "Calvin, I'm gonna be straight with you." "You were hired tonight just to increase attendance, not to play." "Man." "But I saw the tape of that halftime show you put on." "You got some game." "I am honored to have you on my team." "Thanks, coach." "You bet." "ANNOUNCER:" "We've got a bigger crowd tonight, and a lot of it is curiosity." "The Knights have a new player." "He's 4-foot-8-inch Calvin Cambridge joining us straight..." " All right!" "...from the Chesterfield Group Home." "Reggie, your reaction." "I can't imagine what the Knights players are thinking." " We'll see what happens." "ANNOUNCER:" "We'll find out shortly." "Both clubs are taking the court as we get ready for tonighs opening tip." "Go, Knights!" " What was that?" " Ow!" "MAN:" "Look for the open man, Tracy!" " Admiral!" "MAN:" "Get off the ball!" "The Admiral just waved at me!" "He just waved at me!" "Admiral!" "Come on!" "Hey, hey!" " Put Calvin in!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Wagner wants a time-out." "CALVIN:" "Come on." "Come on, come on." "Les go." "Good hustle." "Come on." "WAGNER:" "Defense first." "They are killing us on the wings." "Drop out and play some man-to-man." "CALVIN:" "This is not funny." "WAGNER:" "Same assignments as before." "Now offense." "Is there any play thas gonna work tonight?" " I have an idea." " Man." "They're vulnerable from the weak side especially to a pick set away from the hoop." " Run the give-and-give-and-go." " You mean the give-and-go." "No, they'll expect that." "Have Tracy feed the ball to Henderson." "Henderson to Joad." "Joad will pass it back to Tracy." "As Henderson sets the pick Tracy's gonna take the shot." "I like it." " I'm not running some play by a kid." " Damn straight, coach." "Fine." "Henderson, you're out." "Tracy, take Henderson's slot." " Calvin, you take the shot." " What?" " Have you lost your mind?" " You said I could play anybody." "I didn't mean him." " Am I the coach or not?" " You are." "For now." "Can you believe it?" "It looks like the kiïs gonna play." "Yes!" "Go, Calvin!" "ANNOUNCER:" "A rousing welcome for the man they came to see." "Calvin Cambridge into the game for the Knights." "Calvin!" "Run the play!" "Whas he doing?" " Run the play." " No." "Would you just run the play?" " Time-out, white." " Whas this all about?" " Why'd you call time-out?" " I gotta pee." "He's gotta pee." "Calvin Cambridge is calling for a bathroom break?" "I guess when you gotta go, Reggie, you gotta go." "Yes!" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "ANNOUNCER:" "The crowd is roaring." "That means just one thing:" "The little guy has taken care of business in the locker room." "All right." "He's done." "ANNOUNCER:" "This kiïs for real." "He can play some basketball." "Slam dunk over David Robinson!" "Unbelievable!" "12 seconds to go." "Knights trail by two..." " Whoa, go Calvin!" "...trying to find some way to win this." "(BUZZER BUZZES)" " Is good!" " Yeah!" " The Knights win!" " Oh!" "Am I a genius or what?" "Huh?" "Tell me I'm a genius." "TV ANNOUNCER:" "This is the NBA on NBC." "The big story in the NBA:" "Calvin Cambridge." "The 4-foot-8 dynamo has signed a lucrative contract with the Knights." "And no wonder, after he led them to a win over the Spurs with 27 points." "That kid was unbelievable." "Did I see the Admiral salute him at the end of the game?" "His contract makes him the youngest and shortest person to sign with the NBA." "He's lean, he's mean, he's 13." "Now all the kids will say, "I want to be like Calvin!"" "I guarantee you one thing, he won 't be an orphan for long." "MURPH:" "I can't believe you're going on the road." " Can I fit in your suitcase?" "REG:" "What about me?" "Bittleman." "Hey, Calvin." "This is great." "Well, I'm proud of you." "Listen, when you're on the road, people might want to adopt you." "But you should realize is only because you're a celebrity now and they're just after your money." "Besides, your contract forbids it." "Wait a minute." "Forbids it?" "Yeah." "Didn't I tell you?" "I signed your contract as your guardian so as long as you're playing for the Knights that can't change." "Hey, coach, check this out." "Pretty good." "WOMAN ON CD:" "Welcome to Self Hypnosis for the Fearful Flyer." "During today's peaceful flight, you'll transport yourself..." " Tracy." "...into a state of total relaxation." " What?" " Relax." "Flighs fine." " Just came by to say, hello." " My bad, I'm sorry." "You are familiar with the NBA mentoring program, are you not?" "Oh, no." "No, no, no, no, no." " You don't know what I'm gonna ask." " I do." "Is not gonna happen." " You're trying to punish me." " No." "The kiïs rooming with you." "I think it would be good for both of you." "(CLATTERING)" "We're going down!" "(MEN LAUGHING)" "Whoa." "Whoa." "No." "There is no way I'm gonna room with that kid." "I'm calling my agent." "It ain't gonna happen." "Ill be so cool rooming together." "My boy Murph says I snore." "I think he's tripping." "We could rent NBA Street or play Monopoly." "If you don't like Monopoly, we could rap or something." " Because I love to talk." " I noticed." "PLAYER:" "Have fun, Tracy." "Coach says I gotta room with you, so let me set the rules." "First, I ain't your boy." "I'm not playing Monopoly, GameCube, Rubik's cube, anything with a cube." "I'm not tucking you in, and I won't read you The Three Little Bears." "Got that?" "Look at this." "Do we always stay in places this fancy?" "TRACY:" "Uh-huh." " All right." "I'm going out." " Oh." " Would you like some company?" " No, I wouldn't like company." "Well, what do I do?" "Well..." " Call room service." "Get some food." " But whas room service?" "Right." "Right, okay." "Here's what you do." "You pick up this phone, right?" "Dial six." "Tell them what you want, and they'll bring it to the room." "For free." " For free?" " For free." "You got it." "Eat up." " Hold on." "You gotta be messing with me." " I'm not." "Try it yourself." "For free." "MAN:" "Hello?" " Yes, is this room service?" " Yes, it is." " Will you really bring me food for free?" " Sure, anything you like, sir." "You will?" "In that case, I'll have a pepperoni pizza, french fries cake, ice cream and lobster tails." "Chicken fingers, french fries... (CALVIN GROANS)" "Man." "TRACY:" "You know what?" "I just want to clean up a little bit." "JANET:" "Thas okay." "You're so beautiful, I have to clean up for you." "JANET:" "Is all right." " So I'll be right back." "Calvin, I need you..." "What are you making such a mess for?" " You were right about room service." " Calvin, Calvin." "No, no, Calvin." "You know what?" "I need you to get lost." "I don't care where you go." "Joad wants to play NBA Street..." "Not in there!" "Calvin, no!" "Calvin!" "Calvin!" "Calvin!" "Hey." "Hey." "The maid forgot to come today." "Maybe we can go to your place." "Is someone else here?" "I thought I heard some voices." "TRACY:" "There's no one in there." " Oh, my God." " Where'd he come from?" "You're Calvin Cambridge." "Are you okay?" "We'll get you out of these clothes and get you some air." "Oh, brother." "Here we go." "(BURPS)" "JANET:" "You are just the sweetest thing!" " Isn't he just the sweetest thing?" " Isn't he just the sweetest thing?" "You should have told me Calvin was your roommate." " Must have slipped my mind." " Me and Tracy are tight." " Thas why I call him T-Time." "JANET:" "So cute." "So, whas your nickname for Calvin T" " Time?" "I don't have one yet, but so many of them come to mind." " Is that better, baby?" " Yeah, I think T-Time needs some too." "Oh!" "Two thousand dollar jacket." " Getting water on a $2000 jacket." " Couldn't you just eat him up?" "CALVIN:" "Sorry about taking your girl." " She's not my girl." "You didn't take her." "I don't know what it is." "Is like a curse." "The girls just like me." " Can we go to sleep?" " Aren't we going to say our prayers?" " At the home we say our prayers." " We're not at the home." "I can't sleep until I say my prayers." " Then say your prayers." " All right." "Well, aren't you gonna say them with me?" "Bow your head." " Bow your head." " Oh, God." "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep." "If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take." "Amen." "God bless Murph, Reg, Coach Wagner." "God bless Michael Jordan." "God bless Tracy." "Amen." "Anybody you want to bless?" "A girlfriend or your parents?" "No, my parents are gone." "Man." "I'm sorry." "Guess that makes you an orphan like me." "Yeah, I guess." "Why don't you get in bed." "All right." "Good night." "CALVIN:" "There's one thing." "Can we sleep with the light on?" " At the home we sleep with the light on." " We'll sleep with the light on." "I don't want to hear another sound." "Good night." "(CALVIN SNORES)" "Man." " Whas the matter, Tracy?" "Late night?" " Real late night." " Ain't that right, Tracy?" " Really?" "How late?" "There's this girl, Janet, came to the room." "Fine as can be." "She picked me and Tracy up." "We didn't come back to the room about 1:00 a.m." "You know the rule about ladies in the room." "And last time I checked, curfew was midnight." " His snoring kept me up all night." " You always got an excuse." "If you think helping him break curfew will get you out of being his mentor, you're mistaken." "If you miss curfew again, I'll suspend you." "Got it?" "Yeah, I got it." "You got to learn how to chill." "I'm so sorry." "I didn't know." "I won't mess up again." "I promise..." "I know it won't happen again." "You're gonna go your way, I'm gonna go mine." "Tracy, we still gonna be cool on the court though, right?" "Man." "Mr. Iverson." "You're one of my favorite players." " Who are you, the mascot?" " May I please have your autograph?" "Players don't ask for autographs." " Player?" " After the game?" "How'd he do that?" "(SINGING "BASKETBALL")" "Calvin Cambridge, 25 points a game." "Not tonight." "Get back to the sandbox you came from." " Sandbox?" " Yeah." " Your name's Kidd!" "Look at your jersey." "REFEREE:" "Relax." "(REFEREE WHISTLES)" "SPORTSCASTER:" "Things click for the Knights." "Since Calvin came, there's teamwork." "Whas it like for you two playing together?" "Well, is been..." "Is been great." "Really great." "I'm worried about stepping on Calvin tonight." "Come on, ref!" "(REFEREE WHISTLES)" "Jump ball!" "Man!" "These people are not your friends, okay?" "They're like a pack of tigers, you know chasing those things with the stubby little horns." "You've seen those deer-like things." "And they isolate one." "Then they pounce!" "Good to see you." "(JOURNALISTS YELLING)" "I've seen Calvin play." "He's nothing I can't handle." "(CROWD GASPING)" "BOY:" "Thanks, Calvin, these are great." "GIRL:" "Wow." "Thanks, Calvin." "CALVIN:" "Enjoy it, everybody." " Get Bittleman!" "KIDS:" "Yeah, get him!" "We have twins." "DIRK:" "Hey, Calvin." "Can I get your autograph?" " Sure, Dirk." " Is actually for my niece." " Whas her name?" " Is Dirk." "Is Calvin Cambridge bobblehead-doll night." "But everybody's wondering whas keeping the Knights." ""Who were the U.S. presidents of the 20th century?"" "Can't she wait until after the game for his homework?" "No homework, no game." " But I've gotta..." " You got a problem with that?" "I got dogs bigger than him." "Look like a little Chihuahua." "Come on." "ANNOUNCER:" "Welcome to the NBA Slam Dunk competition." "Beautiful distance!" "Nice height!" "Incredible!" " Oh!" " Big vertical leap!" "Next up, 4-foot-8-inch Calvin Cambridge." "The little guy is flying!" "Cambridge wins it!" "(CALVIN SNORES)" "Calvin." "Hey, Calvin." "Calvin." "I was wondering, what is it like to be famous?" "Is all right." "You know..." "You know the celebrities you see on Oprah..." "I mean, I'm getting paid to play in the NBA." "The crowd loves me." "I get room service." "I got everything I ever wanted." "Well, almost." "Go back to sleep, all right?" " What are you doing?" " Taking a look at these." "CALVIN:" "You ain't getting them." "OX:" "Give me the sneakers!" "CALVIN:" "You ain't getting them." "MURPH:" "Ox, get off him." " Get off!" "OX:" "Hold Murph." "MURPH:" "Stop!" "OX:" "Give me the sneakers!" "CALVIN:" "Get off my sneakers." " Get off him!" " Give me the sneakers!" "CALVIN:" "Get off my sneakers!" " Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Get off!" "Get off Calvin!" "Do not hurt Calvin!" "What are you doing?" "Are you okay?" "Do not hurt him." "Do you know how valuable he is to me?" "Is his sneakers, thas how he plays so well." "You lay a hand on him and you're sleeping in the basement." "All right, everybody." "Go to sleep." "Is all over." "Good night." "JOAD:" "Get out of the way." "I'm in first." "Why would I let you by?" " My hand ain't in your face." " Whas with the bumping?" "CALVIN:" "I'm about to win the Daytona Cup." " Who's your daddy?" " You can't get me six in a row." "Who's your daddy?" "T-Time, I whooped on Joad again." "I call him T-Time." "How come you haven't given me a nickname?" "I don't know." "I've been thinking about something like "C-Square" or "C-Cam" or "C-Bridge. "" "I'm going to get allergy medicine." "Might get sleeping pills so you don't keep me up with your snoring." "CALVIN:" "Well, can I go?" "Well, no." "CALVIN:" "Hey, Trace, but..." "Dang." "Don't take it personally." "He doesn't even like to spend time with his family." " Family?" "JOAD:" "Yeah." "I thought he didn't have parents." "He's still got his dad." "He just doesn't talk to him." "RADIO DJ:" "Sacramento hip-hop station." "TRACY:" "Man." "Yeah." "This is my song right here." "(RAPS "PARTY UP")" "TRACY:" "Whoa!" " What you doing?" " Stairs are faster than the elevator." "Dang, you're rapping's despicable." "Sound like Michael Jackson with a sore throat." "My rapping sucks?" "Let me see you do better." "(RAPS)" "What?" "What?" "What, what?" "(BARKS)" "Stick to playing basketball." "Know why?" "You can't rap." " You can do better?" " I can." "Let me see you do some." "(RAPPING)" " TLC." "TRACY:" "There you go." "Fishing pole." " Pop lock." " Can you bring me some?" "All right." " Oh..." " Pass it back." "Pass it back." " Trace." " Whas going on?" "How come you said your dad was dead..." " Oh, come on." "...and he isn't?" " Calvin, look, no." " Why?" " I don't wanna talk about this." " I don't understand." "I would do anything to have a father." "Don't worry about it." "Wait right here." "Excuse me." "I'm here to pick up my order." "I can help you with that." " Whas the name?" " Reynolds." " Tracy Reynolds." " I thought I recognized you." "Right, right, right." "I've seen your ads." "You're that accountant, right?" "You comfortable?" "Very much so, yes." "So you know my name, do you have a name for me?" " Allegra." " Allegra?" "Thas a very pretty name." "Allegra." "Is that French?" " Is your allergy medicine." " I knew that." "My parents are from France." "Come on." " These are sleeping pills." "Red cap." " Okay." "They're strong, so take one before bed." "This is allergy medicine." "Blue cap." " Take one twice a day." " Two, once a day." "I got it." "Thanks for your help." "PHARMACIST:" "And Tracy?" "That crossover move to your left, you telegraph it." "See, I knew..." "I knew you knew about Tracy Reynolds." "I knew you..." "See, I knew you would..." "Yeah, well..." "What took you so long?" "Is almost curfew." "Don't worry." "We'll back at the hotel in a minute." "CALVIN:" "Are you all right?" "TRACY:" "Yeah." "(MUMBLES)" "Are you all right?" " I'm good." " You sure?" "Uh-huh." " I'm good." " I worry about you sometimes." " Tracy!" " Whas up?" "I don't want you doing nothing crazy like falling asleep on me!" "Wake up!" "Put the pool in back, diving board in the shallow end." "And I'm all good." "This is..." "Tray!" "Tracy!" "Trace!" "(TRACY SNORES)" "I can't see squat!" "Dang!" "Huh?" "Allegra." "CALVIN:" "Man." "Tracy, you better hold on for this one." "(CRASHING)" "(CAT SCREECHES)" "CALVIN:" "Dang!" "Bellhop!" "(HUBCAP CLATTERS)" "Hey, Trace." "Trace." "Check it out." "Calvin got benched for going out joyriding last night." " What did he do that for?" " I don't know." " To keep you from getting suspended." " What?" "How do you think you got back last night?" "Listen I'm sorry you got suspended." "And this is really hard for me to say but I appreciate what you did for me." "You had my back C" " Dog." "You're welcome, T-Time." "All right." "Listen, the team really needs you to win, so I want you to get some sleep." "You really that afraid of the dark?" "Yeah." "Don't worry about it." "We all have our fears." " Like me and this whole flying thing." " Yeah." " See, thas me." " But my thing is you're getting on the plane." " Uh-huh." "Thas brave." "Right." "Okay." "Okay." "So since I'm brave in getting on this plane why don't you be brave and turn out the light." "I don't know." "Are you prepared for that big test tomorrow?" "Yes, Sister Theresa." "Reg, help me, please." " I'm not helping you with geometry." " Why?" "I don't understand it any more than you do." "If you follow me into the living room..." "Who are all those people?" "Parents." "Here to see you." " Whas wrong?" "Thas good, right?" " Good for you." "Doesn't do us any good." " Murph." " Congratulations." "Go get adopted." " Whas wrong with him?" " What do you think?" "I don't know." "Bittleman said I couldn't get adopted." "And you believe Bittleman?" "WAGNER:" "His contract says nothing about adoption." "Why would you send these people here?" "Calvin deserves a home." "You just wanna make money off him." "With all due respect, Coach Wagner, child-custody law is very complex..." "Mr. Bittleman." "WAGNER:" "Just because you're his..." " Look." "I'll call you back." " I'm not through talking to you!" " Okay." " Yeah, what is it?" " You lied to me." " What are you talking about?" " You told me no one can adopt me." "I never said that." "Look, Calvin." "Bear in mind, I have cared for you way before you were rich or famous." "And all of those people in there are only interested because you're famous." "I'd like to see for myself." "Thas fine." "I will make arrangements with the best candidates." "What do you think, big man?" "We've been doing musical dinner theater for over six years." "In over 27 cities." "No more hard-knock life for you, Calvin." "(SINGS "TOMORROW")" "We run a tight ship, Cambridge!" "Roll call, 0600!" "I think you'll flip for my sugar-free seaweed rice-cream." "(SINGS)" "Okay, buddy." "Denise will home school you because we're on the road 24-7." "(SINGS)" "You'll have to come back with ya-ya." "(SINGING "TOMORROW")" " How tall are you?" "!" " You'll learn to hold your bladder." "You see, Calvin you're best off here." "With me." " Hey, yo, Trace." "TRACY:" "Hello?" " Is me, Calvin." " Calvin." "Wait." "You're here?" "I'm here." "It took me four buses to get here too." "All right." "CALVIN:" "Dang." " This is where you live?" " What are you doing here?" " I can't wait to see the inside." " Calvin." "Calvin, wait." "Come on." "Tell me why you're here." "This is tight." "Look at all the stuff you got." "Yeah." "Yeah, is tight." "Come on, tell me whas up." "Why you here?" "I want to check your place out." "Just look at your crib and everything." " What do you call this game?" " No idea." "It came with the house." " You gonna tell me why you're here?" " We need one of these at the orphanage." "So I take it you don't want to tell me whas going on." "I understand." " Your prerogative." "Thas cool." " Nothing's going on." "Everything's all right." "Everything's perfect." "Everything's you know..." "All right." "Everything's going terrible right about now." "My best frienïs mad at me." "Bittleman lied to me." "He set up the worst parents in orphan history to come meet me." "Then on top of that, I have a geometry test tomorrow." "And I hate geometry." "I'm sure the right parents will show up." "Is a question of time." "You gotta have faith." "All right?" "But in the meantime..." " Call your boy Murph." " Right now?" "Yes." "Good friends are hard to come by, so keep things straight." " Do you have your geometry work here?" " Yeah." " You know something about geometry?" "TRACY:" "Do I know my geometry?" "Do I know geometry?" "Do I know...?" "Take your time on that call and meet me outside." "I gotta..." "I know geometry." "But let me..." "TRACY:" "The key to geometry and getting the hang of the triangles is to super-size them." " Super-size?" " Super-size." " You painted your house." " Tell me what triangle this is right here." " Um..." " I don't know." " Let me give you a hint." "MJ is over there posting up." "Rodman on the other side with his hair." "Pippen comes to screen for Michael." " This is the Bulls' triangle offense." " Right." "So we're just giving room for Michael to isolate." " Isolate." "An isosceles triangle." " Exactly." "Lakers use this offense." "This triangle has equal sides for Kobe and Shaq." "Equal sides." " This is equilateral." " There you go." " See, you getting it." " All right." " Okay." " I got this." " You got this?" " This is us." "The type of triangle offense we use is the acute offense." " Well, the acute-triangle offense." " Okay." "Thas because I'm so cute." " I'm the cute one." " I am." " Look there." "I'm the cute one." " Check it out." "TRACY:" "Les go see." " All right." "See, here's Joad, right?" "TRACY:" "Right." " This is Joad." "Joaïs going to take the ball out and pass all the way to you." " Okay." " You're right here." " Right." " See me?" "I'll be heading down court for the full-court lob pass like this, right?" "Don't put paint on my windows." " But you gotta pass me the ball." " I'm warning you." "Don't do it." "CALVIN:" "And then, wham!" "Two points for me, and the assist... (WHISTLING) ...to Reynolds." "You think you're cute putting the paint and messing up the house?" "Les see." "Les say if I went and did..." "Hey!" "Orange looks nice on you, man." " Thas not funny." " No, it is." " It goes nice with the blue and..." " Really?" "You look like a rainbow." " The orange looks nice..." " You won't do that." "Oh!" "...on you!" " Do you think is funny?" " No." "No!" "Oh!" "TRACY:" "What are you doing?" "Calvin!" "MURPH:" "You must be Tracy." " You must be Murph." "Yeah, thas me." " Whas up?" " Hey, Cal." " You all right?" " I'm pretty good." "Can you believe the cab ride here cost 50 bucks?" " You should have took the bus." " Tracy, can you lend me $49.50?" "All right." "I'll go get my wallet." "So, what have you guys been up to?" " Geometry." " Think you could teach me?" "TRACY:" "Come here, man." "Come here, Murph." "I got something for you." " Come here!" " No!" "(CALVIN AND MURPH SCREAMING)" "(SCREAMS)" "When Calvin Cambridge comes to your town, watch out." "That was the final word from Gary "The Glove" Payton after the Sonics battled it out with Cambridge and the L.A. Knights." " Thas what is like to be in The Glove." " Is more like a mitten." "SPORTSCASTER:" "The Knights rallied around Cambridge." "Payton got the gate." "CALVIN:" "Get him out of here." "How about the way Reynolds jumped in to protect Cambridge?" "They're starting to come together." "With three games left, they're two wins from their first trip to the playoffs." " The Knights win!" " Yes!" "(WOMAN SCREAMS)" "Coach!" "Great game." "Fellas, unbelievable." "Guys, I gotta pinch myself." "One more win and we're in the playoffs." "Know what that means for every man in this organization?" "Bonuses!" "Contract renewals!" "We'll all have jobs next year." "You two together..." "This works." "TRACY:" "Come on, les go." "REG:" "So you still haven't met any parents you liked?" "CALVIN:" "I don't know." "Nobody seems right." "Nobody seems right because you already met the right person." " What right person?" " Tracy." "Tracy?" "Listen, Murph, Tracy can't even take care of himself." "You like him." "So?" "That doesn't mean he wants to adopt me." "Why don't you ask him?" "CALVIN:" "Listen, Reg, Murph Tracy's not big on families." "He doesn't even talk to his own dad." "I mean how can you have a dad and not talk to him?" "MURPH:" "Man, thas nuts." " It ain't cool." "REG:" "Can you do anything?" "Back again?" "I got a surprise." "Somebody I want you to meet." " Hope she's wearing a bikini." " No, is not a woman." " Is your number one fan." " It has to be a woman, right?" " Why'd you bring him here?" " This is your dad." "Talk to him." "Listen to me." "Stay out of my business, and get him out of here." "Now." "How could we lose to the Bulls?" "!" "We're out of sync." "Especially Cambridge and Reynolds!" "This was your gimme." "Now you have to beat the Raptors, or we're out!" "You got that?" "!" "Tighten it up, guys." "Pull this thing together!" "Damn it!" "Listen, Cal..." "Whas wrong?" "I give up on ever finding somebody to adopt me." "Well, I wouldn't do that just yet." "Well, hello, Calvin." "We've been waiting for you." " We're the Boyds." " We're from Bel Air." "JANET:" "Hello?" "Huh?" "Whas the matter?" "You've had something on your mind all night." "No, I haven't." "Is Calvin, isn't it?" "At the end of the season, the big story is the showdown between the Knights and the Raptors." "Both teams need a win to make the playoffs." "This is personal." "Is playoff time, and my job is to shut Cambridge down." "What does a kid know about the playoffs?" "For the Knights to win, Reynolds and Cambridge better get back in sync." "And Cambridge better bring every weapon in his arsenal." "Hey, man." "How you doing?" "OX:" "Fine." " Cool." "I wanted to ask you, is it true what you said about Calvin's sneakers?" " I guess." " Don't "I guess" me, you idiot." "Is it because of the sneakers?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Uh-huh?" "Yes?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " Okay." "All right, hey, thanks." "Cool, cool." "Cool." "But I have to wear my sneakers." "Right." "But the sneakers, they're not proper attire for brunch at the Boyïs." "You want to make your best possible impression." "So put on these shoes look good, and maybe you'll get adopted." "Go on." "All right, Murph." "Guard these with your life, all right?" "I will." "Good luck." "I hope they're the right ones." "Me too." "See you later, man, all right?" "Make me like Mike." "MURPH:" "I guess they don't fit me, Mom." "OX:" "Where are they?" "MURPH:" "What?" "OX:" "The sneakers." " I don't know what you're talking about." "BITTLEMAN:" "I don't want to do this." " No!" "Not my mom's picture!" "No!" "All right." "I'm going to ask you one last time." "Where are Calvin's sneakers?" "You won't tell me?" "All right." "I'm gonna light it." "Say goodbye to Mom." "Bye." "There she goes." "Bye, Mom." " Bye-bye." "MURPH:" "Stop it!" "She's burning." "This is your fault." " No, they're in the attic!" " Attic." "Attic!" "Good." "All right." "Good." "In the attic." "Good, good." "Good." "All right, now if you want to see this again, do not say anything to Calvin." " I'll get it." " Is all right." " I'm really sorry." " Is okay." "I know, son." "(MEN MUMBLING)" "BITTLEMAN:" "Excuse me, Mr. Williams?" "Is possible." "My dentist, Frank Nister, said I may be able to find you here." "Who's Nister?" "You know, the guy with the ear." " My name is Stan Bittleman." " What can I do for you?" "I'm looking for a sports broker to make a sizeable investment in the Raptors to beat the Knights." "Why are you speaking in code?" "Wanna place a bet?" "How much?" "A hundred thousand dollars." "(WHISTLES)" "Thas a lot of money." " You good for it?" " Of course I am." "What makes you so confident?" "Well, les just say I have a good feeling that Calvin Cambridge is going to have an off game." "Tell me more." "We were going to wait till later to tell you this, but I can't wait." "Calvin, tomorrow we're going to finalize your adoption." "And you will officially become a Boyd." "A Boyd?" "A friend of mine told me this would be a good place to come." "Any place would have been great." "TRACY:" "Calvin?" "I want to talk to you about something." "Something..." " Something pretty big." " What?" "Well..." "I've been doing a lot of thinking about whas best for you and for me." " Yeah?" " Well, I..." "MR. BOYD:" "Absolutely, coach." "WAGNER:" "Good luck." "Tracy, I would like you to meet the Boyds." "The Boyds are going to be my parents." "MR. BOYD:" "Hi." "MRS. BOYD:" "Hi." "Very nice to meet you." "Is nice to meet you too." "You guys are very, very lucky." "Don't we know it." "What was the big news that you wanted to tell me?" "Oh, oh." "Right." "Right." "You know the pick-and-roll?" "I'm gonna do the pick, but I ain't gonna do the roll." "That was the big news?" "Yeah." "Is nice to meet you guys." " Nice to meet you." " Same here." " Dear, we better claim our seats." " We'll see you after the game, son." "God, that sounds good." "(PHONE RINGS)" " Hello?" " Here." "Yo, is anybody there?" "Tell him." "Is Murph." "And I got something to tell you." "I didn't mean to tell, but Bittleman was burning my mom's photo." "I had no choice." "Murph, just slow down, man." "Tell him what?" "I told him about the sneakers." "They're in Bittleman's safe." "Thas just crazy." "The sneakers are right here in my gym bag." " Oh, no!" " The game starts in 20 minutes!" "Wait." "I have an idea." "I'll meet you ASAP." "ASAP." "Got it." "Wait." "Whas "ASAP"?" " All right!" "Bring it in, gents." "PLAYER:" "Les go." "Wait a minute." "Where's Cambridge?" "Check the bathrooms." "(CRASHING)" "Oh, man!" "Dang!" "ANNOUNCER:" "The opening tip goes to the Raptors." "With Cambridge nowhere in sight, things may be going the Raptors' way today." "If you guys asked me what I'm about to ask you, I'd run." "So if anybody wants to run, I understand." "ANNOUNCER:" "Here come the Raptors." "They make it look easy." "Slam dunk by Vince Carter." "The Raptors are red-hot in this one." "Toronto already leading by nine, and here they come again." "The question that Knight fans are asking is, "Where the heck is Calvin?"" "Here come the Knights on offense..." "CALVIN:" "Get him, guys!" " Stop it!" "CALVIN:" "Get him." "Tie him down." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Give me the combination to the safe." "ANNOUNCER:" "He's going towards the basket." "Slam dunk!" " We better think of something else." " Get him with those." "CALVIN:" "Get them." "Those are the hard chessmen." "I got his head." " Whoa." "Whas going on?" " Good." "I am glad to see you." "I'm really glad you're here." " What are you doing?" " Getting my sneakers back." "Let me out of this." "Wait." "No." "Just hear me out, Ox." "Please." "You may hate me." "You may hate the world." "But whatever our differences you're still one of us." " Yeah." " You're not one of him." " Well..." " Don't listen to him." " No, Ox." "Don't listen to Bittleman." " He doesn't care about you!" " Right." "I don't care about you." "Of course I care about you." "We're friends, right, man?" "Right?" "Okay." "You just let me out of here, you idiot." "I'm not an idiot." " You got that?" " Okay." " Okay?" " Okay." "I'm not the one tied to a chair, am I?" "ANNOUNCER:" "Cambridge better get here quick." " I gotta get back to the game." " You know, if I was an idiot I wouldn't be able to remember the combination to your safe, would I?" "KIDS:" "Come on." " Forty-two left." "REG:" "Les go, Ox." "CALVIN:" "Come on." " Twenty-seven right." " One more time." "And 15 left." "(CHEERING)" "I'm gonna get you, Calvin!" "I'll get you!" "What?" "!" "MAN:" "Come here!" "(MAN SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMS)" " Ha-ha!" " Oh!" "(CHEERING)" "CALVIN:" "Les go, les go." " See you inside!" "KIDS:" "Good luck, Calvin!" "Give me the sneakers, Calvin." "Your game is over." "(SCREAMS)" "My game's just beginning." "(BUZZER BUZZES)" "The third quarter ends." "The Raptors lead the Knights big by 21 points." "WOMAN:" "Yeah, Calvin!" " There he is." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ladies and gentlemen, he's here." "Calvin Cambridge has arrived." "The crowd reacting as he enters the court." "But is it too late?" "The Knights are trailing by 21." "They've never been able to make up that kind of a deficit." "Where have you been?" "I'm sorry, coach." "So am I. Nobody shows up after three quarters and plays." "Sit on the bench." " You gotta play Calvin." " No." "If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here." "We can still do this, but we need him." "We started as a team, les end as one." "Play the kid." " We could still win, coach." " We can." "ANNOUNCER:" "Here come the Knights." "If I didn't see it, I wouldn't have believed it but they're just one point behind the Raptors." "We've got to steal the ball." "If we don't get the steal, who do we foul?" " They all shoot good free throws." " Then we better get that steal." "PLAYERS:" "Break!" " Les go." "The Knights need a steal." "Carter's guarded by Cambridge." "The ball's stolen by Cambridge!" " What a great play by the little guy!" "REFEREE:" "Time-out, Knights." "Time-out called by the Knights." "CALVIN:" "Oh, no." "Whas the matter?" "I'm done, Trace." "What do you mean?" "It really wasn't me that was playing." "It was the sneakers." "Tracy, the sneakers were magic." "Now they're gone." " Now's not the time for jokes." " I'm not playing games." "Listen." "We need you to win, so you know what you gotta do?" "You gotta be brave." "I believe in you." "WAGNER:" "All right." "Tracy inbounds to Calvin." "Joaïll set a pick." "If they double-team you, get the ball back to Tracy." "Listen, guys." "Whether we make the playoffs or not, this is my last game." " What?" "PLAYER:" "What you mean, man?" "I'm ready to be a regular kid again." "Is what I want." "Come on, y'all." "I got faith in you guys." "Les go win this thing, man." " Come on, now." "Les go." "Les play." "PLAYERS:" "Les go." "Teamwork on three." " One, two, three." " Teamwork!" "Biggest moment of the season." "It comes to Calvin." "He goes against Carter." "Goes right." "The shake-and-bake didn't work this time." " I can't do this." " What you doing?" "You can do it!" "CALVIN:" "Shoot it!" "(BUZZER BUZZES)" "The Knights win!" "The Knights win!" "The Knights are going to the NBA playoffs for the first time in franchise history!" "Unbelievable!" "Playoffs, baby!" " We did it, man!" " Yeah, man, we did." "Guess I won't be seeing you anymore?" "The press wants to see us." "Come on." "Calvin, congratulations, my dear." " We're going to Le Cirque to celebrate." " You'll love the French cooking." " I'll meet you at the car, okay?" " Okay." " All right." " We're so proud." "Wonderful." "Just wonderful." "PLAYERS:" "Playoffs!" "Playoffs!" "Playoffs!" "Congratulations, Calvin." "I'll miss you, coach." "We'll miss you too." "But I'm glad you got what you really needed." " You'll always have a place on this team." " Thanks, coach." "Good luck." "I wonder whas keeping Calvin." "Wow." "Never thought you'd turn down the Boyds." "Me neither." "Somehow, it just didn't feel right." "MURPH:" "Welcome back." "CALVIN:" "Thanks, Murph." "Come on." "So, man, you gotta tell me." "What was the best part about being in the NBA?" "Room service." "Room service?" "Whas room service?" "You're in your hotel." "You pick up the phone, you dial six." "Tell them what food you want, they'll bring the food to your room for free." "You're messing with me, right?" "No, not at all." "We should have that around here sometime." "We should." "We should." "Room service?" " Trace." " So you're telling me that after all we've been through together, thas what you like best?" "Room service?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm here with the team." "The Knights are sponsoring the home now." "Thas great." "I mean..." "Guys." "Guys." "A little to the left." " How's that?" " Thas good." "Good." "What happened to the guy that used to run this place?" "No one's seen him since that last game." "Something about a bet he couldn't cover." " There'll be a lot of changes around here." " Yeah." "I can see that already." "Too bad you won't be around to enjoy them." "What do you mean?" "Well, things are going great with the team now." "Everything's going well with my father." "I have furniture in the house but there's still something missing." "I heard it through the grapevine that you're still looking for a father." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Thas great." "Because what I'm missing is a son." " Thanks, Dad." " Dad." "Murph, come here." " Know what today is?" " What?" "Is two-for-one orphan day." "You take one orphan, then you get another one." "Two-for-one orphan day." "I mean, if thas okay with you." " Hey, Murph." " Hey, T-Time." "You know, I'm gonna take Calvin home with me today." " Congratulations." " Thanks." "But you know what?" "We were kind of hoping that you'd come too." " You mean...?" "CALVIN:" "Murph we're going home." "MURPH:" "We're going home!" " Thas right." "We're going home." "CALVIN:" "Yeah." "MURPH:" "Dad?" " Yeah?" "MURPH:" "Can we get an allowance?" " Allowance?" "CALVIN:" "Can I drive the Escalade home?" "MURPH:" "Can we get season tickets?" "(LAUGHING)" "TRACY:" "Pillow fight!" "All right." "Les get some sleep, guys." "Here you go." " All right." "Good night, guys." " Good night, Dad." "Good night, Dad." "You want me to leave the light on?" "No, I'm cool." "(CALVIN SNORES)" "(GROANS)" "(TRACY LAUGHS)" "(BARKS)" "How was that?" "Which way?" "(CALVIN SCREAMS)" "(MURPH GIGGLES)" "CALVIN:" "Whas her name?" "I'm the... hottest." "Huh?" " Thank you." "We're cutting?" " You don't even need to cut." " Now I gotta act before I play a game." " Do that again." "You want me to..." "Here I come." "PLAYER:" "You're always... (CALVIN LAUGHS)" "I ain't no actor." "I'm a basketball player." "I'm a great actor." "I'm about to drop." "(HOLLERS)" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "(ENGLISH SDH)"