"The world is mad with love, lt's singing Cuckoo koo" "The earth and the sky sing in unison,Cuckoo koo." "Ma.." "MY GOD Naani.." "What are you doing here?" "Sunny why were you sleeping on the sofa?" "Oh I.." "Naani.." "Naani what is the time?" "Oh 11.." "Oh God.." "I gotta do lot of work.." "Naani I've lot of.." "Forget work Sunny.." "Bedroom?" "Naani.." "I need to brush my teeth.." "Sunny is saying no.." "Hello!" ".." "Hi mom.." "Ha!" ".." "You've come out.." "Will you please wait for a minute.." "Outside?" "Dippy Uncle who is this donkey you've sent to me..and what am I supposed to do with him?" "Oh sorry.." "Happy Diwali in advance.." "Thanks.." "I..water.." "It's for you..must be Anju.." "Oye Anju.." " Not Anju.." "It's Parvati Kakkar.." "Parvati.." "I'm very sick..sorry.." "Sir, we seriously need to take a decision about Sunny.." "This is a limit I cannot control him..and I'm not sure if there is anyone who can.." "Michael.." "Yes Sir.." " Look I cannot offer you a job.." "Yes Sir.." "Look I cannot offer you.." "Ok tomorrow is Diwali and Suresh is not coming,so.." "Sir, I have a job..sir Rama will be very happy Sir.." "Rama?" " My wife.." "She always says.." "I will never get a job.." " What?" "Sir, I tell you.." "I've never managed to keep any job for more than two days.." "No but.." "I.." " You're very nice sir.." "Thank you.." "What has to be done?" " Aa.." "Hm.." "Fill up the form.." "And uniform?" " Ya Fill up the uniform as well.." "Thank you very much sir.." " Welcome.." "After thinking..understanding.." "And very properly.." "I'll do my work very carefully I have promised myself" "This time it'll be more than two days." "This time it'll be more than two days." "I'll get it.." "Sunny, there is a Miss Maya for you.." "Naani, I don't know any Miss Maya Vaya.." "Then why is she taking her clothes off.." "What?" ".." "I mean WHAT?" ".." "How do do do Sunny?" "I do do do do..whoa.." "Pandey, please give me my mug.." "Coffee.." "Pandey, what are doing in my.." "No no let it be.." "I don't even want to know.." "Thank you." "Pandey, Coffee for you.." " Thank you.." "Thank you very much.." "You're welcome.." "Good morning Karan..ya.." "Even you woke up late today?" " Hey Sunny,your interview.." "You know last night I was watching a film.." "Which one?" " 'Wedding night in a graveyard'" "Horrible film Naani.." "You won't be able to tolerate.." "No no..not to you Karan.." "Listen Sunny I've an idea.." "It's ok..we'll sit in the evening.." "Not today Pandey..today we are going to my parent's house.." "ya..ya.." "Ok..bye Karan.." "Sunny, you wore a tie..where is it?" "Yeah." "Where is it?" "Sunny, I think Maya likes you.." "Who?" "Naani I won't be able to make it tonight" " What?" "What?" " What did you say..?" "Naani, I've lots of work.." "looks like I won't be able to make it tonight.." "Relax and do your work we'll leave late.." "Haa.." "look how she is looking at you.." "No Naani..you go alone.." "see I can't work like this.." "I'll come some other day.." " Sunny, this is not fair.." "Everybody is expecting you.." " And what you are doing to me is fair.." "I've got so much of work.." "I'll drop all this just for a dinner.." "Just a dinner.." "Sunny, how can you say that.." "You are coming to my house after so long..and these people who've never celebrated Diwali.." "Just for you..and Anju.." "Sunny don't irritate me.." "I'll wait for you.." "you finish your work.." "then we'll leave..hmm.." "Okay.." "I'll cook something special for you all..ok?" "It's a very good idea.." "Ok?" ".." "What Ok?" "Have you gone mad..?" "Hey Naani..you carry on.." "If I finish my work, I'll come on my own.." "Naani, I won't be able to work like this.." "It's a creative job." "Please don't pressurise me.." " You are also looking Sunny.." "Wow.." "Pandey, will you keep quiet?" "Who is looking?" "Looking at whom?" "what?" "Quitely watch it.." "Can't you people understand.." "I've to work.." "How should I tell you.." "I can't work like this.." "leave me alone.." "Where?" " Shut up Pandey.." "So that I do my work.." "Are you serious?" " Yeah.." "Naani you go.." "You are not coming?" " No.." "Work is only an excuse, isn't it?" "Ma.." "Meaning?" "I mean, just because I invited Dad you are doing all this drama..right?" "You know what Sunny?" "If I had choice between having a husband like... you or having a Dad like yours.." "I'd choose Dad any day.." "Then Sunny would've been your brother.." "Pandey, one more time.." "Pandey, will you please go to your house.." "What about this match?" " No match,vatch.." "I've loads of work.." "go to your house..go.." "Let go of my Hand.." " What?" "This is the name of my..no.." "our film.." "The one you'll write.." "based on a woman's changing breast and Karan Johar will direct it.." "Pandey, have mercy on Karan atleast.." "Pandey, now I'll go back there to write and you.." "Pandey.." "Hello!" "Pandey..you're still thinking about the film, aren't you?" "Don't think!" ".." "Think about a woman.." "Think about a woman.." "You OK?" " Ya Ya.." "But I'm a celibate.." " What the.." "Hell with this Celibate crap.." "Find a sexy chick.." "and become a C-E-L-l-M-A-T-E" "There is only one solution for all this energy.." "Forget Celibate.. be a cellmate.." "Ok.." "But what's a cellmate?" " How do I know?" "Check in some man to woman dictionary" "Go now.." "And 'Let go of my hand' ?" "Just check if the tender is ok.." "need to crack this deal.." "We just have one copy.." " Chill..chill..relax..it's ok.." "Where's the lift?" "To get something.. give something.." "To find something.." "lose something" "And carrot pudding.." "To get something.. give something.." "To find something.." "lose something" "And carrot pudding?" "Carrot pudding is just an excuse." "Oye.." "Bunty.." "Sunny.." "Don't be sentimental.." "Make the pudding.." "Hello!" ".." "Hotel Hindustaani.." "Do you have carrot pudding.." "No?" "Hello.." "Ya..do you have carrot pudding?" "No?" "no I don't want apple icecream.." "Season?" "What the.." "There is no season for having deserts." "Don't even have little bit?" "Ya Hello..oh you again.." "No no I don't want that icecream.." "@#$% it!" ".." "Sunny, make it yourself.." "But what do you need to make it?" "Nothing Buddy.." "Carrot,sugar,milk, raisins..simple shit..make it bro.." "Cool.." "Hello!" "Laxmi stores?" "Send me some carrot.." "Michael you do that in the army." "This is a pizza shop." "'Hunger is our enemy." "Customer are our friends." "We are the soldiers who will defeat our enemy, in any shape, size or form, to save our friends'" "Soldier.." "Yes." "Good." "Good?" " Good." "Sir.." " Yeah.." "I'll learn this book by heart." " Yes." "Lunch?" "Lunch?" "Lunch?" "Lunch?" "Lunch?" "Lunch?" "pizza!" "Sir, there is a delivery order..should I send that soldier?" "Please." "Send him anywhere." "He's driving me mad." "Ok Sir." "Think, think, think Sunny.." "Relax and think.." "Okay.." "What do we have?" "Milk has to be boiled..right?" "Good." "Boil the milk first.." "Okay.." "Now carrots.." "Forget peeling.." "Just cut them.." "Knife.." "Oh no.." "I'll break all this.." "let me clear it up.." "Ohh.." "Oh man.." "Sorry Naani.." "Have you gone mad?" "Let alone kiss." "we shouldn't even be together.." "We have nothing in common.." "We have 'nny' in common.." "That's what I'm saying..nothing is common.." "No idiot..'nny'.." "'nny' is common.." "Huh?" "'nny'..'nny'.." "What?" " 'nny'..'nny'" "Firstly we have nothing in common and to top it all, you are insane.." "This will be the end of our love story.." "Oye..'nny' is common.." "jenny..sunny.." "See.." "je'nny'..su'nny'..'nny' is common" "Now can we be in love.." "now give me a kiss.." "This is the last time I'm doing this now.." "Whether we have 'Naani' in common or not.." "Oh not Naani..nny..nny.." "Look here..nny.." "Now say nny.." " Naani.." "No, no, no.." "nny..watch and repeat.." "get the lips right..nny.." "nnny.." "no..nny.." "nny.." " Yeah baby.." "So we have nny in common.." " Yes.." "So I am your Naani.." " No.." "ok.." "You're my Naani.." "Sure?" "Hmm.." "You know what this means?" "What?" "That now you can't do anything wrong.." "Huh?" ".." "Why?" "Because every time you do something wrong you'll remember me.." "Why?" " You haven't heard the saying.." "'Every time you do something wrong, some one will beat you up so much that you will remember your Naani'" "Naani?" "Don't worry bro.." "It's just a saying.." "Who'll come to remind you of Naani.." "Happy Diwali Sir..one large.." "What was it?" "Special pizza..pan pizza.." "Aa.." "Thank you.." " Sir, Sir, Sir.." "Yeah..?" " Your bill sir, 265 rupees." "What bill?" "The pizza bill, Sir.." "Mummy's Pizza..?" " Yes.." "It's your rule.." "If the delivery is within 30 minutes you pay, after that lt's free.." "So free.." "You came late.." "Sir, How can it be?" "I'm not late.." "How?" "I quickly wore the uniform.." "Sir, this is one size small.." "but I wore it..then they made the pizza in record time.." "and I came here directly.." "So how can I be late, Sir?" "Sir, Sir, Sir.." "'Time is of essence." "A delivery person cannot be late'" "Oh.." "Listen.." "Trainee.." "Trainee?" "What is with you guys?" "Trainee?" "What's your name?" "My name is Michael, Sir and people generally call me.." "Michael, Sir.." "Okay.." "Michael.." "Do you Know what this is?" "A watch..sir.." " No Michael.." "this is not just a watch.." "this is an Omega.." "What?" ".." "Why are you laughing?" " Sir, it's just a common watch.." "Common?" "Common?" "!" ".." "Firstly you insult it by calling it just a watch.." "and that too common.." "Had James Bond been in my place, he would've killed you" "This is an Omega Michael.." "And Omega is NEVER, I repeat NEVER wrong.." "Never wrong?" " Never.." "But it's running fast sir.." "Michael do you know who I am?" "James Bond.." "No Michael, I'm not James Bond.." "and I can't be James Bond because I just said if James Bond was here here..then.." "There are two of us..different.." "two.." "You have a twin brother?" "Oh man Michael, I'm scared.." "Despite being Pandey's neighbour.." "still I'm scared Michael.." "You really don't know who am I?" "hmm?" "No sir.." "What the.." "Now?" "I get it.." "I'm with you.." "No.." "I don't recognize you at all." "Oh.." "Where's Mr James.." "He was a good man.." "What did you do to him sir?" "Huh !" "Who are you?" "Sir am I doing it right?" "What are you on about?" "Sir,You are pretending to be some one Else, right?" "I understood your game.." "Now who will you act like?" "Donald Duck..quack..quack.." "No, no, no.." "Michael..no.." "I've lots of work to do.." "You may leave.." "Good bye.." "Sir.." " Yes Michael.." "What about the bill Sir?" "What will I say to the manager,Sir?" "Tell your manager that YOU were late.." "Aha.." "Omega.." "NEVER wrong.." "precision time..all the time.." "Trust me.." "I know.." " Sir.." "Yes Michael.." "Happy Diwali Sir.." "Yeah, yeah Sure.." "Sir, sir, what is the time please?" "1 :20.." " 1 :20.." "Sir, sir, sir, are you sure?" "1 :20.." " Sir, Omega?" "Huh?" " Omega?" "Ok.." "Happy Diwali Sir.." " Yeah, yeah Sure.." "What is it?" "Sir, I'm not late at all.." "I met a man down stairs.." "He was not James Bond but his watch showed the right time.." "M.." "Michael.." "Michael.." " Yes.." "Michael my friend.." "I've no time for all this right now.." "You've no clue of how much work do I have.." "Good bye.." "Sir..sir.." " Yes Michael..?" "My money sir?" "Michael one piece of advice.." "In life you only digest the food you earn from your hard work.." "So go and work hard..work hard and earn your bread.." "Oh.." "Hello Parvati.." "I'm very sick.." "Sir?" " Shhh.." "Parvati.." "Ya office.." "I can't come.." "'Customer is our friend and we should always help our friend..'" "Sunny don't think I'm a fool.." "This is serious.." "How I wish someone would whack this fraud.." "I can't even breathe..whoa..whoa.." "Don't worry Sir.." "It'll come out.." "Parvati.." "I.." "Whoa.." "Leave me.." "Have you gone mad?" "What are you doing?" "Why did you hit me?" "Sir it's out.." "What's out?" "What's out?" "Whatever was in your throat.." "There was nothing in my throat.." "Only you are in my house.." "Now get out.." "Ahh.." "Ahh.." "Sir, Please.." "My money.." "Michael, be glad that I'm not filing a case on for getting inside my house and beating me up.." "Now get out.." "Oh shit .. milk.." "I cannot bear the distance no more" "Come to me baby.." "I am going to run with the wind.." "Come run with me.." "I want to open up my heart today.." "I'm yours..cuckoo cuckoo I'm yours..cuckoo cuckoo" "What on earth are you doing doing doing doing?" "Ahhh.." " Oh.." "Who?" ".." "Who are you?" "ahh.." "Who are you?" ".." "Sir I'm Michael.." "You are James Bond.." "You fell and got knocked out.." "Oh You.." "What are you doing here?" "I had asked you to leave.." "Sir, 'Customer is our friend and we should always help our friend..'" "Not the book.." "Please, thank you.." "Sir, are you making carrot pudding?" " Yeah.." "No body can make better carrot pudding than Rama.." "Who's Rama?" " My wife.." "Okay.." "She tried to teach me to cook so many things.." "but I couldn't learn anything.." " Brave woman.." "Don't know how I learnt to make carrot pudding.." "Well done..atleast you learnt something in life.." "Sir, This is your greatness Sir.." "That you gave me a chance to rectify my mistake.." "When the manager gets to know how much I helped you.." "He will never fire me.." " Yeah, yeah sure..make the pudding.." "Thank you sir..thank you very much.." "Don't thank me..make the Halwa.." "Yes sir, 'customer is always right'" "Sir, Michael is not back yet.." "Good..very good.." "Michael, Michael, Michael..please brother I'm trying to work" "Sorry sir.." " Ah.." "Thank you.." "Sir.." " Yes Michael?" "Sir, you love your Granny a lot..right?" "Yes.." "What?" "What rubbish are you talking now.." "Do you know?" "Sir when you were knocked out.." "lying here.." "Sir, do you know what were you saying?" ".." "Granny, Granny, Granny.." "Sir, do you what does Rama always say?" "No..but I've a feeling you will surely tell me.." "Correct." "Rama says, ln dificult times one remembers the person he loves the most.." "Sir.." "Like if hit you hit me and I fall unconscious.." "How I wish.." "Then what will I say?" "Rama, Rama.." "Rama.." "Rama..oh Rama.." "O Rama.." "Rama.." "Rama.." "Halwa?" " Making it sir.. with lots of love.." "Sir ,where is your Granny now?" "I just don't want Sunny to be alone.." "We'll come some other time.." "Thanks mom, I love you.." "is Anju there?" ""And God said, whenever I call.."" ""He will come for me"" "I love you.." "How do do do do Sunny?" " l do..whoa.wo.." "Pandey will you please change.." "Yeah.." "I'm going to change history.." "from today I'll do Karate, dance and Yoga.." " Oh.." "Pandey why?" "Why?" "No, no, no.." "I don't even want to know don't tell me..you please go and change.." "Look.." "look Sunny.." "I'm going to run 50 miles now.." "How much?" " 50 miles.." "you just keep a track of time.." "What's the time?" "Today is Saturday.." "You leave now.." "we'll meet next month.." "Why next month?" " Sir, Pudding.." "AHH.." "Who is he?" "Who are you?" "who's pudding?" "This is Michael..he's come to help me.." "Yeah..' Customer is a friend.." " Michael stop.." "make the pudding.." " Yes, yes make the pudding.." "because if we have sweet before the shoot, it'll bring good luck.." "Yeah, yeah Sure.." "look there.." " Where?" "There is nothing here.." "Yup.." " Sunny, by God there is nothing here.." "Hello Sunny!" " Hello Gungunani.." "Hello Kalavati.." "I'm going to take the first step of the new beginning.." "So thought, before I start I should thank you again.." "and take your good wishes along.." "Aye.." "You speak in Hindi!" " ya.." "Euh !" "Leave, leave quickly..all my good wishes are with you.." "Thanks a lot.." "Thanks.." "Kala.." "My wishes are also with you.." "Troubled times..?" "Kalavati.." "I've an idea.." " Even I've an idea.." "What?" " l don't want to know." "Aa.." "Here..take this.." "Hello!" "What are you doing?" "Read the message.." "That's where we've to go." "Hurry up.." "Yes Ma'am.." "Hey Michael, Pick up the phone.." "the phone is ringing..please.." "Hello.." "Yes Ma'am.." "One minute.." "Sir, there is some Parvati Kukkar for you.." "Ma'am he's not at home.." "he's at home..at home.." "He's shaving.." "Aa..ee ee." "he's not shaving.." "He is in the bathroom?" "Huh !" "..aa.No, no, no.." "He's shooting.." "Tho, tho..thuk.." "Aaa.." "He's in the bedroom.." "He's in the bedroom.." "H..he's saluting..in the bedroom.." "aa..he has fever, fever..very good.." "He can't breathe..he can't breathe..very good.." "taking his last breath.." "He's dead.." "HE is DEAD.." "No, no, no..he's alive.." "he's alive..he's alive.." "Sorry.." "Tho Tho..bedroom, bedroom.." "Sleeping.." "He's sleeping in the bedroom.." "Ah..sweating too.." "No Ma'am, he din't die in the bathroom.." "He's alive!" "Why are you so disappointed?" "One minute Ma'am.." "Please hold on.." "Yes Ma'am..ok.." "then I take a pause here?" "This..ok.." "Just a minute.." "Ok Madam, thank you very much..bye" "What did Aunty say?" "She said " lf you don't come to work, you'll be fired".." "Now I'll pause.." "Rubbish !" "I'm not scared of her warnings.." "Don't mistake it for a warning.." "She.." "She'll fire ME.." "She.." "Me..'THE ONE WHO KNOWS'" "She'll fire me?" "Ha Ha.." "The chances of me getting fired are as bright as the chances Pandey getting a woman today.." "Will fire me.." "HUH!" "Who'll fire me?" "Michael, you tell me.." "Who'll get me out of the job?" "Huh?" "Sir, I don't know.." "I din't ask.." "No buddy..that's the way I speak.." "told you I'm a writer.." "You don't worry.." "I'm 'THE ONE WHO KNOWS'.." "Nobody can fire me.." "So Michael, How do I look?" "How am I looking?" "Very smart Sir.." " Thank you.." "Just like a film star.." " Ha ha.." "is the Pudding ready?" "Yes sir.." "Yum.." "Michael you are not a cook, you're an artist.." "Amazing!" "Ok Michael, brother.." "Do something about this.." "You did this much for me.." "Now I'll do something for you.." "Although it's fully against my principles.." "Sir.." "I'll call up Mummy's Pizza and recommend that you be made permanent as soon as possible.." "Not just that.." "I'm ready to forget that you got my Pizza late.." "Happy?" "Thank you sir.." " Mention not Michael.." "That's what we are here for, to help each other.." "'Give from one hand, take from the other'" "Hey Michael, not the book.." "Okay Michael, Thank you" "Sir, sir, sir.." " Yeah.." "Happy Diwali Sir.." "To you and to your Grandmother.." "What?" "Now I understand you.." "You are doing all this for your grandmother..you just can't express it.." "No, no, no Michael..you're misunderstanding.." "Infact my grandmother expired long ago.." " What?" "Sunny.." "Naani.." " Sunny.." "Naani..?" " Shhhh.." "Sunny why did you shut the door?" " Naani..aa.." "I'm coming in a second.." "What to do?" "Run..from the window.." "Shut up.." "Hey Michael..you need to do me a big favor.." "One last favor.." "Ok?" "Naani is waiting for me outside.." "I'll have to go.." "You wait here.." "Don't move.." "A woman called Miss Maya will come for me.." "Ask her to sit and wait.." "Ok?" "I'll be back soon.." "Sunny open the door.." "one second is over.." "YA Naani.." "I'm coming.." "Got it?" "Nod twice if you understand.." "Twice.." "Ok.." "Good bye Michael, All the best.." "Yeah, yeah Naani.." "Finally.." "Hey Naani..oh Sorry.." "lets go.." "Sunny.." " Let's go.." "What's happening.." "Where are you going all dressed up Sunny?" "Yeah..aa.." "Where are we going all dressed up?" "We?" "What?" " Naani..you spoiled the surprise.." "Why are we running like thieves?" " Naani, What thieves and all?" "Sir, have you seen him before?" " What?" "I mean, have you seen him around?" "No, no sorry.." "Naani, do you know him?" "How would I know?" " Sorry..bye.." "Come on.." "What the.." "Oh it started.." "You must have takes the wrong turn.." "His house is just 5 minutes away... from my hotel.." "But Madam.." " SHUT UP.." "I'm sorry.." "I mean Shut up.." "Darling, he is driving.." " Love you Anju.." "Heard that?" "She says love you too.." "Yeah Anju we are coming.." "Hello!" ".." "Battery.." "How come you never say that to me?" " Haa.." "What?" "LO VE YOU ANJU.." "That's because your name is not Anju..ha ha.." "I'm funny.." "You know what I mean.." "STOP this rubbish love scene and rush home.." "Maya is waiting for me there.." "Now this mobile battery is also dead.." "MAYA.." "Huh." "Did Sunny say something.." " Huh !" "What time will he get back?" " He said soon.." "Oh.." "And you are?" "He is my friend." "And you work for Mummy's Pizza?" "Who told you?" "Oh.. you're very smart.." "Are you Ok?" "Where did Sunny go?" "With his grandmother.." " What?" "All that I don't know.." "See.." "What happened is.." "I'll tell you..first Sunny fainted..then he started remembering his grandmother Granny.." "Granny..when I asked him, he said that his grandmother died long back..and then the bell rang, he opened the door..and he got so scared..as if he has seen a ghost.." "Why?" "His grandmother had come back." "One minute.." "let me understand.." "Are you telling me that Sunny's.." "dead grandmother came back?" "Yes.." "huh !" "Probably the sound of the wind." "I think I heard a scream.." "lmpossible..there was no one there." "You know once, I was alone in my house, I opened my fridge and someone sneezed.." "When I checked, there was no one there except.." "a block of butter.." "Did that butter sneeze ever again?" "Never." "I watched it closely for a week." "That was it's first and last sneeze" "But today was different.Today I got to know that the ghosts ring the.." "door bell to come in." "Whoaaa.." "Sunny.." "Relax, Maya relax." "SUNNY.." "Hello!" "What?" " Where are you going?" "Naani, it's a no parking.." "I'll park and come.." "I'll meet you in some time." " Okay.." "Ok." "Oye.." "What the.." "Would you like some carrot pudding?" "Carrot pudding?" " Yeah.." "Of course." "Sir, Sir.." " License?" "Sir, please let me go.." " License." "Sir, I was in a hurry.." " License?" "Sir, I forgot the license at home." "Too bad.." "Name?" "Sir, please let me go.." "I'm in a hurry. I'll never.." "Don't waste time." "Name?" "Pundorikakshya Purokayashtha.." " What?" "Pundorikakshya Purokayashtha!" "Pu.." "Purrd.." "Pund.." "What the.." "Okay.." "I'm letting you go this time..next time don't leave.." "your house without your license." " Thank you Sir, Thank you." "So YOU are producing Sunny's movie?" "Yes." "Please sit comfortably." "And this is the same one that Karan Johar is directing?" "Yes.." "I mean, if Karan wants to.." "then I've no problem." "This is the same one based on a woman's changi.." "Breasts changing..based on that.." "Yes.." "Sunny told you?" "Hmm.." "You like sweets, right?" "Very much." " l like it too." "I eat a lot of sweet. I have lots of sweets in my house, in.." "the fridge.." "My uncle got them from calcutta.." "Okay.." "Where do you stay?" "Where do I stay?" ".." "Oh.." "There, outside the door.." "I mean..in the opposite flat." "Okay." "Have you finalized the heroine?" "Sweets, sweets, I need more sweets." "Carrot pudding.. carrot pudding.." "When I checked, there was nothing inside." "Sir, Where are you Sir?" "Rama.." "Rama.." "Michael, what are you doing outside?" " sir, sir, you are back.." "Where's Maya?" " At Pandey's place?" "Pandey's place?" "Where's Pandey?" "Sunny.." "How do do do?" "Sunny.." "I have become a cellmate Sunny I have become a cellmate" "No.." "No.." "No." "Pandey, No." "Please come to your senses." "Where's Maya?" "Where's Maya?" "Maya has left.." " What the.." "HUH!" "Pandey.." "Aargh !" "Parvati.." " You recognized me?" "Happy Diwali Sunny." " Yeah, yeah Sure." "You're fired." " What?" "You're fired." "No no.." "Parvati.." "How can you fire me?" "I am 'THE ONE WHO KNOWS'" " You were.." "Not AM.." "Read the love letter." " No no.." "No no.." "No no.." "Hey.." "Hey.." "Taxi!" "Sir I'm so happy to see you alive." "Michael, why are you standing outside?" " Sir, some strange noises were... coming from the window." " What?" "I got very scared." "So Michael, you should have shut the window." "Ahhhhh.." "Sir, did you hear?" "To hell with the noise, Michael." "Damn !" "Michael, how could you let Maya go with pandey?" "I don't know Sir, I was damn scared." "Sir, I suggest you change your fridge." "At my house also.." " Michael, you please go.." "Please..just go.." "Oh shit.." "Karan.." "Sawant!" "What did you buy for your kids this Diwali?" "There is so much the heart wants to buy.." "But there is a long distance between the heart and the pocket.." "How I wish there was some automatic way to make money.." "Money is not a taxi that it'll come whenever you call..?" "Hey.." "Who is this?" "Shit man !" "Why didn't I take Karan's call?" "Sir.." "Michael, please go..just go home.." "sir, Karan Johar had called.." "What?" ".." "When?" "Sir, when you had gone out and there were noises coming from the fridge.." "Michael, Michael, What did he say?" "What did Karan say?" "He said.." "He was asking for you.." "Sir, I'm telling you..this fridge.." "Michael, forget the fridge." "Focus.What did you say to Karan?" "Aaa..mm.." "I said that you are stuck at some point in the story." "Michael, let me tell you the problem of my story.." "listen.." "In my story, the hero has to choose between two paths, one that is right and one that is wrong.." " Sir, that's very easy." "Ha ha..it seems easy right?" "But my friend..if he chooses the right path..he is with his family and if he chooses the wrong path... he is with his true friends.." "So what's the decision and.." "What's the reason?" "Sir, he should choose the right path.." "But his friends helped him when his family didn't." "So then he must go with his friends." "Michael, don't think too much before answering.." "I didn't think at all Sir.." " Yes Michael." "sir.." " Yeah." "Sir, your problem is solved." " What?" "Sir, Rama had told me a story." " What?" "About Karan and Mahabharat.." " Hmm.." "Sir, Karan had decided to go with the villians when his own family was not with him.." "Sir, that's the best example.." "Sir, best idea.." "Bestest idea Sir." "Michael, brilliant man !" "What a theory Michael.." "What a theory.." "Of Mahabharat.." "Amazing!" "I'm so stupid.." "for no reason I wasted two months trying to solve this.." "Do one thing.." "Whenever Karan calls.." "You tell him.." "Hello Karan..to solve the problem of our hero..we'll use the Mahabharat theory.." "Ya?" ".." "Did you like it?" "No?" "Why?" "I should commit suicide?" "You'll send me money for the petrol.." "and a matchbox.." "Thank you so much" "Karan.." "How sweet of you.." "I'll wait for the petrol then.." "Mahabharat theory.." "Hey Hey Michael, Pick up the phone.." "Sir, I also told him about the Mahabharat story.." "What?" "That Mahabharat idea.." "No, no, no Michael..please, please please.." "You are joking right?" "Please Michael, you didn't say... anything of that sort right?" " But you only told me.." "Michael, I was joking.." "come on.." "Why did you say anything?" "How can you be so stupid?" "Sir, you only told me to.." "Michael, I was joking.." "Joking Don't you understand jokes?" "Han?" "It was a joke.." "Ha ha ha.." "like that..a joke.." "Shit I'm so stupid..how did I expect you to understand the joke.." "What a day!" "First I lost Maya, then the job and now Karan.." "Why did you pick up the phone?" "Why did you talk to Karan?" "Who asked you to talk rubbish to Karan?" "Sir, I never lie and I clearly remember that.." "You.." "Michael, will you just shut up.." "Get out..fool..." "Get out.." "Get out of my house and never come back..idiot.." "Sir, I'm very sorry.." "Because of me.." "But I was believing everything when you were in the bathroom.." " Michael, I didn't mean it that way.." "Am I insane that I'll ask you to give... your stupid ideas to Karan.." "Do you have any brain inside your head?" "This Sofa..sofa has more brains than you.." "A boiled cabbage is more intelligent.." "Michael, you will be mentioned in history as the first man, the first idiot..who allows Maya to be taken away by Pandey.." "And if ever there is a stupid society.." "the people there will worship your idol." "Now you can figure out why you keep getting fired every two days and why nobody loves you." "Sir, this is not true.Rama loves me a lot." "Then she is more stupid than you." "Now get out before I do something wrong." "Just get out." "Happy Diwali, dear!" " Happy Diwali!" "Sunny, Why did you leave me and come home?" "They fired you?" "Yes.And I think I've lost Karan's film too." "Sunny.." "Sorry.." "How did this happen?" "Sunny, there is no need to get so upset.Ok?" "Anyway, I just don't like 'The one who knows' Sunny.." "I prefer my old Sunny.." "Ya.." "That's the thing.." "Nobody liked my success.." "Why should you think different?" "Suuny, what are you saying?" " Forget it!" "Come on lets go from here.." "We'll figure something out." "Please.." "Just leave me alone for a while..please.." "How can I leave you alone in this condition.." "You need your own" "How many times.." "How many times do I have to say this Naani.." "Just leave me alone.." "I don't want to go.." "Sunny.." " You live your life... let me live mine." "Don't drag me into this... family shit.l'm fed up.." " Sunny.." "Did I ask you to celebrate Diwali?" "Since this marriage thing started.." "It's suffocating the life out of me.." "Sunny, do you want to get married?" "I don't know.." "I don't know anything Naani.." "And now.." "I really don't know.." "Okay.." "Hi!" ".." "Am I late..?" "No.." "Sorry Dad.." "I completely forgot.." "let's go.." "Sunny?" "Son..are you ok?" "I know you have lots of complaints against me.." "They are all fair.." "I haven't done much good in life.." "and I guess you are paying the price." "The son is paying for the father's deeds." "You are my good son Sunny.." "And my whole life I never helped you" ".. and now..there isn't much life left.." "Do you know Son?" "I always wanted one more child.." "but your mother never agreed.." "she said..she wouldn't be able to love the child.." "like she loved you.." "And then it will not be fair.." "At that time I couldn't make sense of what she was saying..but now I completely understand.." "Dad, I'm waiting in the car.." "Yes dear.." "I'm coming.." "Oh.." "This is for you.." "your mother had asked me to give this at the right time.." "We'd find all our destinations," "We'd make no mistakes," "We'd be together forever," "We'd never let go of love," "Now that we have to be apart, I wish we'd shared fewer dreams." "We'd all have someone to lean on," "We'd all have someone to love, Every night would have a dawn," "The world would fill up with flowers." "If only, things could be that way, lf only, there were no tears, lf only, nobody had to lose Someone they'd grown to love!" "Thanks Mom.." "But this isn't the right time.." "Everything has gone wrong.." "I wish I had a way to set everything right again.." "Don't Know what to do.." "Can't understand.." "What to do?" "How?" "God.." "Can you give me one more chance..please.." "One last chance.." "I want to sort everything.." "I want to correct everything.." "Just one more chance.." "Please.." "Sunny!" "You are a very nice person..very very nice.." "I've got the contract.." "and the music company loved my song.." "You encouraged me a lot.." "That's why I could make it.." "You are a very, very nice person." "May God give you everything.." "Once again.." "Thank you so so much.." "Let me thank Pandey too.." "Thank you.." "Come Kala.." "Pandey.." "Hey Pandey.." "Pandey.." "Hello." " Hey Sunny, Karan.." "Karan?" "Karan, hi!" "I was trying to call you.." "So sorry ya.." "My mobile phone died on me.." "Karan.." "I.." "I can explain everything." "Ok.." "What happened is.." "I've to leave for Chennai..for an urgent meeting.." "Oh.." "Ok.." "Ok..why I called was.." "You Mahabharat idea.." "No, no, no.." " Ya I liked it.." "What?" "Liked it?" "Yeah..it's very nice and has a good scope for Indian sentiments." "I liked it.." " Yeah.." "That's why I thought of it.." "Well done.." "No, no, no.." "No worries.." "We'll discuss it when I'm back.." "Ya.." "All right.." "You have a good Diwali..ya..all right.." "Okay.." "All right..aa Bye Sunny.." "Hi Honey.." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I'm back.." "Oh.." "Thank you Mom.." "Thank you so much.." "I love you Mom.." "Thank you God.." "Thank you very much I Love you.." "Hey Naani.." "Thank you baby.." "I love.." "Hey Naani..hey.." "You were.." "I kept it.." "Who put this right?" "Michael Burnett.." "Sir?" "You?" "Yeah.." "I just.." "What happened Sir?" "is everything ok?" "I just.." "Actually I.." "What do you.." "A fan?" "Not fan.." "Film.." "Oh Michael I'm sorry buddy.." "Actually Karan Johar just called.." "and he loved your Mahabharat idea.." "So I thought, I should come here and apologise.." "Thank God sir.." "I was very hassled that you were in trouble because of me.." "No Michael, my mistake.." "It was my fault.." "Sir, How did you get my address?" "Oh.." "Actually I ran to Mummy's Pizza to look for you.." "They told me you live here.." "So I ran to your place.." "Hey Michael, they told me you also got fired today.." "I couldn't even survive for a day.." "It's a record.." "Same Same Huh !" "So now what?" "As long as there are good people like you, in the world.." "I'll keep getting a job.." "You're a champion bro.." "'Give from one hand, take from the other'" "So you got it?" "Now that you've lost the job.." "What about Rama?" "She prefers me inside the house than outside.." "Fantastic..that's good.." "So, I'll leave now.." "Bye.." "God bless you.." "Happy Diwali." " Happy Diwali." "Do something about it.." "Sir, Sir, Sir.." " Yeah Michael.." "What happened to your Granny?" "Hey, hey.." "Michael, Michael.." "I don't know why..without a reason.." "I spoke so much rubbish about Rama.." "I'm very sorry.." " lt's ok.." "No no.." "It's my fault.." "I just want to meet Rama once and apologise to her..or I will not be able to forgive myself for.." "this ever.." "May I meet her?" "Michael, shoes?" "Where's Rama?" "12 years sir.." "12 years.." "Mummy.." "There is no moon in Diwali.." "No.." "In Diwali, there is no moon, no Santa Claus and no Sunny.." "I don't like Diwali." "Sir.." " Ya Michael.." "This is Naani's house.." "hey..where are you going?" "Michael, Michael.." "Not that Naani.." "you're such a kid.." "Okay..so here's the party.." "Everybody, this is Michael.." "Hey John, how are you?" "Uncle john.." "Michael.." "Aunt Rosy..how are you?" "Michael..and.." "Hello.." "Don't know who that is?" "And this is my future" "Father in law.." "looking very made in India" "Michael.." "And this is my Dad.." "Dad, this is my friend Michael.." "Happy Diwali Dad." " Happy Diwali Son." "And That's Aunt Thelma, beware of her..she has a bad temper" "That's my sleeping Uncle.." "And hidden somewhere between all these sweet and crazy people.." "is my Naani.." "Naani.." " Sunny, now what do you.." "Naani, Naani, please, please.." "I'm sorry.." "Sunny, I.." " l made a big mistake Naani.." "I'm sorry.." " Yes you made a mistake..now.." "Naani..shhh.." "Be quiet.." "Don't say anything..anyway you speak too much.." "Now you want to get married?" " Yeah.." "You didn't even pause before saying yes.." "Why?" "What do you mean Why Naani?" "Give me your hand." "Why Sunny?" "Why do you want to marry?" "What's the reason?" "Why didn't you pause?" " When I pause, there's a problem... when I don't, there's a problem.." "I really love you.." "Now will you give me your hand?" "You love Pandey too.." "marry him.." "Yuck Naani, That's disgusting Naani, have you ever seen Pandey in shorts?" "Sunny, what's the reason?" "I don't know.." "No Philosophy, no advice, no bullshit.." "I don't know..and don't even want to know.." "I just madly love my Naani.." "and I want to get married to her.." "Now will you give your hand.." "or punish me like this.." "I love you.." " l love you.." "Hey Naani.." "I forgot to introduce him to you.." "Hey Michael, Michael, come.." "Michael come here.." "Come.." "Naani, this is Michael.." "And Michael, that's my Rama.." "Not Naani anymore..wife.." "You are the Home delivery person right?" " Yeah.." "You got it right.." "This is Mr Home Delivery.." "If anyone goes away from home or gets lost..he delivers them back to their home.." "Thank you.." "To me and to you, To all the world," "Happy Diwali," "Happy Diwali." "The stars in the sky are , Lamps in His window," "Happy Diwali." "In all our hearts, in all our minds," "That's where you'll find Him," "Look on the Earth or in the Sky," "He's Everywhere," "The Light, is His radiance" "The World, is His creation." "He made this day, For all of us," "Happy Diwali," "The stars in the sky are , Lamps in His window," "Happy Diwali." "He made this day, For all of us," "Happy Diwali," "The stars in the sky are , Lamps in His window," "Happy Diwali." "And God said, whenever I call.." "He will come for me" "No matter how far.." "He will come for me" "And God said whenever I call.." "He will come for me.." "He will come for me.." "He will come for me.." "My world, shines so bright, lt's as if the Universe has filled up with His Light," "The whole world, is so fragrant, lt's like every flower, everywhere, is blooming with delight." "Tonight, wherever you are, come, sing along with us," "Say 'Happy Diwali'," "Happy Diwali." "Today, greet everyone you meet with warmth and love," "Say 'Happy Diwali'." "Happy Diwali." "Tonight, wherever you are, come, sing along with us," "Say 'Happy Diwali'," "Happy Diwali." "Today, greet everyone you meet with warmth and love," "Say 'Happy Diwali'." "Happy Diwali." "To me and to you, To all the world," "Happy Diwali!" "Oh.." "You?" ".." "So quick.., We've only been waiting a month?" "Hey, where are you going?" "Do you want the work done?" " Yeah..yeah..please come in.." "Where's it?" " There..inside the kitchen.." "I fell 40 times in the last month.." "Go..go.." "left..right from the counter.." "little ahead..yup." "Right there." "Delivery.." "D-D-D-Delivery" "Listen up, it's a brand new story," "A fresh tale, with no kings and no queens, lt's about fun, and friendship, a little heartache," "A little laughter, and some sensibility." "Happiness and sorrow, you and me," "This is no ordinary song, it's an atom BOMB!" "Hello, yes, what can I do for you," "You can get anything you want," "Hello, yes, what can I do for you," "You can get anything you want," "Never mind food, I'll deliver you to your home!" "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "First, take our number down, it's 2-2-3-3-4-5-6-7-8-9," "Now tell me, What is your wish?" "It'll be at your doorstep in thirty minutes," "Or everything's Free, Free, FREE!" "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "D-D-D-D-Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "Whenever you're stuck, gimme a call," "Or if you lose your way, dial my number" "Don't ever worry, don't lose heart, I'll be right there," "And in just a moment, you will be" "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery." "Home Delivery, D-D-D-D-Delivery."