"Daddy!" "Tell me a story!" "Let's go." "A fairy tale!" "Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived some very kind people." "close your eyes, sweetie." "They lived in happiness, until one day..." "A very mean man forced them to move to a remote land." "The people had to make a long trip by train, and not all of them survived." "Finally, they arrived." "Years and generations passed and then you were born." "That's all." "Not really, we still need to mark a period." "Sleep." "Sleep." "Hey you, scholar!" "Why is your fairy tale so sad?" "It's not a fairy tale, it's the real history of my nation." "So what?" "Well, every nation needs its Hanaan." "What's that?" "A Land of Promise, flowing with milk and honey." "Flowing with honey?" "Someplace nice," "like Heaven on Earth." "Then your Land of Promise... is Korea, isn't it?" "Not necessarily." "HANAAN" "Hold onto it!" "What's wrong, Stas?" "I wrote what you told me to." "What else do you want?" "There should be a period." "Stas!" "Stop peeing!" "Stop peeing!" "Hold onto it." "Oh, shit!" "That hurts!" "Hey man, what's up?" "What are you reading?" "The criminal code." "Wow!" "Keep reading." "We need our personal cops." "We had a few drinks last night." "Then we decided to go clubbing." "Then a car stoped next to us in the street, and a woman approached us." "What the hell he is talking about?" "Speak in Russian, man." "I don't get you." "So, like I said." "Dark hair, dark skin, big boobs." "A sexy mama!" "What the hell he is talking about?" " Well...then you tell it." " Make it short." "We had a drink last night." "Decided to do a second round." "We go to the street to catch a cab." "And a hot girl driving a hot car pulls up." "pulls up." " She was driving?" " Yeah, she was." " An old lady?" " Hell no!" "The model?" " Looked like a top model!" " Exactly." "A top model." "We ask for a lift to Sergeli... and she's like:" ""Get in boys, it's a deal."" "So... we get in the car, speed up, listen to cool music." "Next, we pull up at some house." "She's like: "Hey, boys, wanna drop by my place?" "'" "It seemed like a hen party:" "a full set table, gallons of alcohol." "Sexy ladies, about ten of them, having a wild party." "The food was real, not just a table but an enormous buffet." "Wine, beer..." "With bananas, oranges, kiwis!" " Than the hostess came out." " Hey, let me tell it." ""My wedding is tomorrow, let's party."" " And there were only girls there?" " Absolutely, no men around!" " Why didn't you call us?" " We couldn't, man." "Things got busy!" "Eating, drinking, having fun." "The girls asked me to do a striptease for them." ""come on!" "come on!" "Dance!" "Dance!"" "I told her, "calm down!" I'm not kidding, man!" "One of them asked me to pull my shirt off!" ""come on!" "come on!" "Take your shirt off!"" "I pushed her aside, but she keeps going, "come on!"" ""Do it!" "come on!" "Take your shirt off!"" ""come on!" "come on!"" "Then you woke up?" "Hey, you are a real cop!" "So what happened next?" "It was a joke, man!" "come on, Shin!" "Stas!" "Yeah?" "come on, man." "The girls are waiting!" "coming, one sec." "come on!" "Hurry up, man!" ""FULL"" "There." "Look." "He looks all right." "Shall we get him?" "Nah." "He won't do." "He probably only has loose change." "He doesn't even have a bag." "We should look for a bigger fish." "How about that one?" " Look, he's drunk." " He can barely stand up." "Probably broke." "But the girl looks OK." "Shall we get her?" "Remember the rule:" "no women during Ramadan." "Hang on a bit longer." "OK." "Focus on work!" "Here's the one!" "A Korean." "Seems like this bag has some cash." "come on, let's get to work!" "Hey, man." "You speak Uzbek?" "No, I don't." "I'll take his jacket." "Quiet.He might understand." "Wow!" "Did you see that car?" "I used to have the same model." "Then I got my BMW." "It's a nice car." "Hey, bro!" "Do you live at Gospitalka?" "Why?" "Never mind." "Hello?" "Yes." "I'm on my way." "See ya." "Let's see, man!" "Wow." "Nice phone, man." "It's got no antenna." "can I take a look?" "Seems like a new model." "Have you seen this model?" "Give me the phone." "Wow, it's got no antenna." " Hey, where are you going?" " What?" "Domrabad is this way." " Domrabad?" "I told you Gospitalka!" " Gospitalka?" " Want me to say that in Uzbek?" " Oh, yeah, try." "Go to Gospitalka, asshole!" "So, the engine's cut out?" "Fuck." "The engine is dead." "We need a push." " What?" "Push?" " could you, please?" "I can't believe this." "Why don't you get out?" "!" "Ok." "Lets get the work done." "What the hell is this?" "This is called a noble pleasure!" "That thing is not healthy." "Nothing's going to happen from a single try." "No, I want to live healthy." "We should try everything in life." "I need something." "You should try it!" "You won't need anything else." "No need for girls." "No need for clubs." " I'll lock you up in jail someday." " Say that after you try it." "Well, it's ready!" "So who's first?" "Let me try!" "So?" "How do you feel?" "Why are you laughing?" "This is how they do it in movies!" " I want to try too." " Try it." "Yes?" "Kasoy, it's for you." "What's up?" " How are you?" " cool." "Do you want girls to hang out with?" "Not them." "They weren't here yesterday." " Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "Take a better look." "Not them." "They weren't here yesterday." "Hey, man!" "Hey there." " What's up?" " Not much." "Wanna relax?" "Is that him?" "That's him!" " You sure?" " Yes, he was there last night." " Hang on." "Wait a bit." " Why wait?" "Not now, wait." " Let's get going." " Not now, wait." " Look!" " Wait!" "Wait!" " Look, they're leaving." " Wait." "Not yet!" "Let's go." " Hey guys!" " Hey, what's up?" "Let's go!" " You stay here!" " I'll go with you." "Hey, why we are at my place?" "I forgot, we need a shovel." "What shovel?" "We just wanted to warn him a little." "What do you want now?" "Are you kidding?" "They picked on my family!" " Are you fucking nuts?" " calm down." "Actually..." "You guys are free to leave now." "You aren't a cop yet..." "but have your first criminal caught." "Yeah, my first criminal." "With the death penalty." "Said, you got any of that stuff left?" "What a great guy!" "Guys..." "I'm starting college soon." "My folks get worried about me." "I want to join you, but..." "Dinner is ready!" "No worries, man." "Go!" "Your grandma's calling." "She'll get worried." "Hey, Said!" "I'm thirsty." "Go get some water, man." "No cigarettes." "can you go get me some?" " The same brand?" " Yeah." "I'll be right back." "Said!" "Said!" "I shouldn't have gotten into that car." "I shouldn't have left him alone." "Any news with the investigation?" "It got hung up." "It should work out." "That's what they said." "Let's go, bro!" "Six years later" "I'm sleepy." "Are you sure he'll come?" "Ask Stas, he's got the info." "Stas said he will come." "What a babe!" " Just a minute, I'll be back." " Hey, sit still, man." " Why?" " Take a look at your face." "The sun is shining, the ladies are passing by..." "But screw it all, I'm on duty." "Stas!" "What type of girls do you like?" "The 'not easy to get' type." "What do you mean?" "I only know the 'easy to get' ones." "What do you mean, man?" "He means whores, but fully dressed." "This feels like a scene from an American movie." "But they eat chinese noodles on a stakeout." "Hey, Stas!" "can you make chinese noodles?" "I'm Korean." "I got no idea how to make chinese noodles." "Aren't chinese and Korean the same?" "Well, what's your ethnic origin?" "Uzbek" "Aren't Uzbeks and Tajiks the same people?" "No way!" "We are completely different!" "I'm hungry..." "Stas!" "Is there anything to eat in there?" "Yew...shit!" "You can have it all!" "Want some?" "One, two, three..." "One, two, three..." "Are you all right?" " What's wrong, Stas?" " Don't know." "Wow." "It's all screwed up." "Someone is coming." "That's him." " Are you sure?" " Yes." "Go tell them I sent you." "There won't be any problem." " May I come in?" " come in." " captain" " That's it!" "What have you got?" "The case of Rajabov, number 1 69." "Under investigation since 1 998." " So you got him?" " Yes." "Why are you bringing this to me?" "I need your confirmation." "Done!" "Pass it to the inquiry committee." "This way you help our factory." "What factory?" "Our factory." "Some specialize in canned food, others in tires." "We specialize in imprisoning people." "Still here?" " Go to work!" " Yes, sir." "Hello, aunt Nargiza!" "I'm not Nargiza." "Looking for somebody?" "May I have your name?" "I am Malika." "Malika?" "Sorry, my mistake." " Hello!" " Hello!" "I am a nephew of Malika, a neighbor of yours." "Oh yeah?" "I see." "We have some guests over today." "We want to make dumplings, but have no steam pot." "Malika sent me to borrow one from you." "Just a moment." "Thanks." "I'll bring it back soon." "How is Shafkat doing?" "He's fine!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "I'm calling the police!" "Son of a bitch!" "When will he come?" "Must come now." "Here he is!" " Hello!" " Hello!" "How are you doing, Stas?" "So Ahror...what's happening?" "Everything is quiet." "If everything is quiet, shall we send you to prison?" "We don't need you here." "Stas, man!" "Life is not easy." "Stop bullshitting!" "Ahror!" "All right." "I know some guys." "But those guys are grown-ups." "Do you think we are kids?" "You don't get it, Stas" "They are drug dealers." "You have to make them trust you." "come here!" "Don't you know me, dude?" " Are you still stealing?" " I got this for my mom." "Take this." "Give the pot back and meet me later." "We need to talk." "Got it?" "Stas!" "I'll be right back, man." "come in, sit." "Nice house." " Got the stuff?" " Hell, yeah!" "We're lucky, we've got the bigger portion." "I had to add on some extra cash, but what are friends for?" "What are friends for..." "We're friends, right?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Which way?" "Any way!" "Even stuck in your ass it will work." "How do you do it?" "Just do it!" "So?" "I feel nothing." "Smoke a cigarette!" "You're gonna feel high soon." "This stuff is no good." "Stay away from it." "How about getting a shot?" "Are you nuts?" "Wanna kill yourself?" "Shall we get a drink then?" "Are you crazy?" "Wanna try a 'sweet death'?" "What the hell is that?" "You don't know about it?" "There's a thing called 'sweet death'." "When one dies slowly in peace." "You just need an overdose, and a shot of vodka." "Hey, Stas!" "Stas." "Don't worry, he'll come." "Here he is." " Is that him?" " Yes, that's him." "Hey, what's up?" "This is Jasur, this is Stas from Moscow." "He's got money." "The guys can afford it." "Real people." "Well, shall we get something to eat?" " What's he saying?" " To men's success!" "So how are our buddies in Russia?" "Doing well." "Say hi to everybody from Murat." "Who's Murat?" "It's me, angiota Murat!" "Just a moment." "Where are you going, Murat?" " Awesome!" " Good job." "So guys...shall we go get dinner?" "can I talk to your friend in private?" "No problem!" "Hey guys!" "Take a seat." "One kilogram." "How's the quality?" "I can guarantee the quality." "How can it get through customs?" "No problem with that." "No problem with that." "Just a second." "Hello!" "Are you there?" "come in, the gates are open." "Just a sec." "Mahmud is your pass through customs." "These are the guests from Russia, Jasur and Stas." "Haven't we met before?" "No." "Don't worry." "We are one team." "These Russians look weird." "It's okay." "Relax." "I'm going to the city with Mahmud." "I'll call you after we're done with customs." " Stas will stay here." " cool." " Why should I?" " Something not clear?" "After they pass customs, you will make the payment." "OK." "Got it." "No problem, man!" "Yeah." "Are you there?" "So, they are there?" "You are there?" "What's wrong?" "Put these on!" "I don't understand." "You still don't understand?" "Who are you?" "criminal investigation Department." "Now, got it?" "You don't speak Uzbek!" "What you think I'm speaking now?" " Let me go!" " calm down!" "Remember me, son of a bitch!" "calm down!" "Get out of here." "!" "Get out!" "Hi." "Where is everybody?" "Don't know." "How come?" "We brought him in yesterday." "The boss was looking for you." " The boss?" " Yes." "Was he mad?" "captain, what's up with the guy I got yesterday?" " Good afternoon, Stas!" " Good afternoon!" "Take a seat, please." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "So what happened to the guy?" " Did you have a good rest?" " I did." "This is for you, Stas." "What's this?" "A bonus." "What bonus?" "A bonus for excellence at work." "What work?" "I don't get it." "Stas, I want you to forget everything." "Forget what?" "You saw no one yesterday." "You caught no one." "Nothing ever happened." "Take the envelope, that's it." "Yes." "Thank you, captain." "No problem." "Take care." "Hey yellow monkey, we'll catch up soon!" "What's going on, captain?" "The guy is not just a dealer." "He killed a friend of mine 6 years ago." "What's going on?" "I think you misunderstood." "What exactly did I misunderstand?" "Stick to your assignments only, private." "He's gone from being a doper to a dealer." "After we catch him, he'll get free treatment in prison." "Hey, what's up?" "I called you." "You have it with you?" "He's leaving." "Shit, he left." "He left." "You screwed everything up." "Oh yeah?" "I did?" " Look at you." " Look at yourself, jackass!" " You look just like a cop." " Look at yourself, jackass!" " Stop!" " Go to hell!" "Stop, I said!" "Get back here!" " Hello!" " How can I help you?" "I'm your neighbor." "Sorry to bother you, I have a problem." "My mother's hospitalized." "I have financial problems." "Bullshit." "Please, help me!" "Get out of here, you're a junkie!" " No, I'm not." " You're a piece of garbage." " What's going on?" " A shameless junkie at our door." "I'm your neighbor next door." "My mom's in the hospital." "I've never seen you before." " How much do you need?" " As much as you can give." " Sergey!" " I'll pay you back." "Sorry for this situation..." " Thank you!" " What are you doing?" "I'll pay you back." "Why'd you do that?" "Remember I told you I did tae-on-do as a kid?" "So what?" "That guy used to be my coach." "Hello!" "How much do you have, man?" "I've got ten thousand." "How about you?" "Five?" "OK." "I'll call you back." "Hello." "Umid, how are you?" "I paid for you last night." "What?" "Hell no, I'm not paying for you again." "OK, good." "Yes, that much will do, come over." "So what?" "Where is he?" "Here he is." " Got the money?" " Yeah..." " Five thousand, right?" " Yes, right." "I got to go." "Wait, man." "That guy is tough." "This stuff is real shit." "I lost everything." "Screw it." "I lost my job." "I lost my family." "I got kicked out of my house." "can't see my kids." "I'm dead." "I was at my friend's funeral yesterday." "He was into this shit too." "And he managed to give it up." "But then he started drinking..." "He died of liver cancer." "Screw it." "A buddy of mine is a therapist." "He can do miracles." "He can get someone cured?" "You undergo treatment for half a month and get over it." "I can make a call if you want." "Let's get over it." "OK, I'm in." "I can go right now." "He's not picking up." "Shit." "Life sucks." "Here you go." "This isn't enough." " This is all I have, man." " Get out of here." "Listen, man." "I'm broke." "I'm screwed up. can I get a loan?" "Hey you!" "We never give loans." "It's a rule." "come on, man, I promise." "I'll pay back double tomorrow." "You know where to find me." "You can get me anytime." "I know I can." "I did once already." "You see, Korean..." "I told you I'd get to you." "Now you've crawled here on your own." "OK." "Stop whining." "I care for my clients." "You need dope?" "Then kiss my feet." "come on!" "Get out!" "Want some pleasure?" "Bring cash!" " Hello, auntie ina!" " Stas, dear!" " Please come in." " No, thanks, I got to go soon." "come in." "How are you?" " I'm all right." "Dear, you've lost weight." "Yeah." "Never any rest at work." "come in, please." "The reason I came is..." "my neighbor's having a party." "She needs a steam-pot to make dumplings." " can I borrow yours?" " Of course, you can take it." "come in!" "Take a seat." "Have some food!" "No, thanks." "I've just had lunch." "Now tell me, how is your life?" " Everything is all right." " Here is the pot." "Thank you, auntie ina!" "I will return it after the party." "Sure, you will." "How is your work?" "My work?" "crazy with work." "I have no life." "Your parents would be so proud of you, if they were still alive." "I wish my son was alive." "I'll make some tea." "Have some more." "Stas!" "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Any plans to get married?" "I've brought the money." "If there is a will there is a way, yellow monkey." "cash first." " This is for you, son of a bitch!" " What the hell are you doing?" "Stas?" "I didn't know you resigned." "Things happened." "Are you working here again?" "Yes, I am." "You know, you should visit me in Korea." "What's in Korea?" "Well, it's better than here." "We'll have our time!" "What's in Korea that we can't have here?" "The sea." "Need help?" " Thank you!" " No problem" "Who?" "Stas?" "Are you calling from Uzbekistan?" "No kidding!" "When?" "Sure, come over." "Sure, I'll help you." "Hey Stas!" "Man, do me a favor." "I need you to bring some stuff over." "Stas!" "come in!" "What's up, man?" "How are you?" "How was the flight?" "come in!" "Let me help you." "come in." "Olga!" "We have a guest!" "Don't they have bread here in Korea?" "Not really." "Koreans live on rice." " Is that all?" " Yes." "Thank you..." "Thank you." "So, here we go!" "You've changed." "changed..." "What's your plan, man?" "Not sure." "Have to look for a job." "You'll be OK." "That's how things start out." "We'll have our time!" "Remember how all of us used to hang out?" "Yeah, out of all of us, only two remain." "We all had choices to make." "I've made mine, you can see the results." "I've got a place of my own, a wife." "You work hard too and you'll be fine." "To our buddies!" "To our buddies!" "I'm not wasting my time here." "I've got a backup." "Everything's going to be OK, I'll help you." "What are friends for, man?" "To our success!" "What happened?" "We need to go to the hospital." "Put the shoes on!" "Stay home." "Don't let anyone in." "All right, all right." "Hello!" "Stas!" "Where are you, Stas?" "I'll be there soon!" "Don't you do anything stupid." "Stas, you and I..." "We have to be productive." "Think of our future, dude." "This is a one out of a million chance." "If I were you, I wouldn't do anything stupid." "Think carefully!" "Stas!" "Stas..." "There really can be Heaven on Earth!"