"but Tebow is definitely our quarterback of the future." "Nelson?" "I didn't see the game." "You didn't see the game?" "What the hell were you doing?" "Took the wife down to Denver to see that new musical in town." "A musical?" "Nelson couldn't watch football 'cause he took his wife to a musical!" "Nelson." "Did you get a blowjob afterwards?" "273)}– Sure did." "– Nice!" "273)}– What?" "– I took my girl to see that show." "Got the best hummer of my entire life afterwards." "Forty five minutes nonstop." "It's true." "bro. and the rewards are awesome." "Must be a pretty hot and steamy show." "What's it called?" "Wicked." "Wicked." "Heaven knows" "We know what goodness is" "Heaven knows" "Wicked people aren't good" "From head to toe" "She was just" "Wicked people" "Head to toe" "You want some alcohol or something?" "thanks." "I'll be right back." "Can I get a scotch and soda?" "Enjoying the show?" "It's not really what I expected." "I'm here for the blowjob." "but... 273)}– I don't see it happening." "– It'll happen." "Don't worry." "Your wife is being shot so full of subliminal messages." "All she'll be thinking about is blowjob." "Subliminal messages?" "It's a musical thing." "Women are so caught up in the singing and dancing but there's a blowjob reference almost every ten seconds." "Broadway writers call it subtext." "Just listen really closely." "You'll do great in the Emerald City." "I'm sure you can't wait to go!" "273)}– Take me away to that special place – That blowjob place 273)}– Where people like us can all live free – Free to give blowjobs and let's live together" "273)}– That's the life for you and me – Blowjobs!" "becoming friends" "Here in Oz You love blowjobs this is a free blowjob" "That was so much fun!" "All the costumes and the sets were amazing." "I really loved the songs." "That Stephen Schwartz is a genius." "I've got them all stuck in my head." "That was such a treat." "How would you like a little treat?" "No way." "Larry." "Why does those happen every time?" "you stupid vegan!" "Feegan the Vegan won't jump off the diving board!" "You don't get it." "go see Wicked." "It's the best time." "How long with it?" "and it lasted the whole drive home." "she kept going for like another twenty minutes." "bro!" "Get tickets." "It's worth it." "What was the show about?" "I don't know." "Some green chick and a goat." "Feegan." "Either jump or get off!" "Go! but I didn't know about the whole subtext thing." "I couldn't really appreciate them till now." "Wicked isn't even the best." "You gotta check out Jersey Boys." "273)}– It makes women hummer crazy!" "– Really?" "Have you seen South Pacific?" "That's a jawbreaker." "How would you like to go to New York for the weekend?" "What?" "Are you serious?" "I got plane tickets and a hotel room." "my God!" "and now this?" "Are you guys really going away?" "What about us?" "Don't worry." "I've taken care of everything." "You're staying the weekend with the Feegans." "Not the Feegans!" "please don't do this!" "It takes a lot of guts to be a vegan in today's world." "You get labeled soft or silly." "But the truth is there isn't a need to eat animal product." "Would you ever believe that hotdog was vegan? all preventable with a vegan diet and a life jacket." "they can just laugh all they want." "Because being vegan is more important than being popular." "Maybe you should let your son decide that for himself." "He does decide for himself." "He's been a vegan since he was born! he wouldn't get beat up by every kid in school." "you're actually... you guys have to come back." "This isn't working out." "Please answer the phone." "Man time!" "I need some man time!" "Horses fed and truck locked up Been workin' my fingers to the bone" "I need a little bit of man time Gonna see me a Broadway show 273)}– Anything goes – Blowjob!" "Man time!" "Hear things more clearly" "I'm about to get drunk and loud Gonna have me a rowdy good time and some Rodgers and Hammerstein my angel of... blowjob... music!" "But the tigers come at night" "On your face" "it was great." "A different Broadway show every night." "New York is the place to be." "bro." "bro." "Broadway is simply the greatest time a dude can have." "Just kind of sucks to be back here now." "There's no culture here." "and I've already taken Sharon to see it 23 times." "And Wicked moves to Seattle in a couple weeks." "It's gonna be blue balls for all of us." "Wish we could live in New York where all the musicals are." "Wait a minute." "Why not bring Broadway to South Park?" "bros." "How hard can writing a musical be?" "some actors." "We can put on our own shows right here in town." "What a glorious Sunday." "I know what I'd like to do with my time." "Would you like a blowjob?" "I would like a blowjob" "Nothing beats a blowjob on football Sunday" "I'm the queen of blowjobs" "Really?" "I would love a blowjob" "A woman should give blowjobs on football Sunday" "I want to be covered in semen" "On a bed in the Hotel Jerome" "A woman is prettiest covered in semen" "Give your husband a blowjob" "When you get home!" "my fair lady?" "Could I trouble you for a quick Lewinsky?" "kind sir." "Blowjobs seem a little degrading to me." "Come now." "A blowjob isn't with your mouth." "It's with your heart." "get on your knees and put that heart to work" "Blowjobs!" "Give us more blowjobs!" "Your duty is blowjobs You love giving blowjobs" "'Cause what could be better on a football Sunday?" "What could better on a football Sunday?" "What do you want?" "and I ate a Slim Jim." "It was the greatest thing I ever tasted." "Nobody ever stood up for me before." "Reginald!" "How about a hummer at halftime?" "A Super Bowl suckoff from me?" "A Super Bowl hummer at halftime" "From my lovely Blowjob Queen it's amazing please don't let us down" "How about a hummer at halftime?" "And hold." "we're in a hold." "Just freeze right there." "273)}– This better be important." "– It is." "I represent some of the biggest names in all of Broadway." "They wish to speak with you." "my God!" "guys." "This could be it!" "This is Andrew Lloyd Webber." "bro." "Mr. Elton John." "And Stephen Sondheim." "bro." "Not much." "'Sup with you guys?" "bro?" "Sit down." "We need to have a talk." "We got wind of your musical." "What the hell are you doing?" "Same as you guys." "better quality blowjobs." "You're making it too obvious." "Women are gonna figure out what we're doing." "Musicals are about subtext." "My musical has lots of subtext." "A blowjob isn't with your mouth." "It's with your heart." "get on your knees and put that heart to work." "It's a metaphor." "what's metaphorical about a musical called" "Splooge-Drenched Blowjob Queen?" "Tricking bitches into hour-long blowjobs is an art form." "You have to leave it to the professionals. but up-and-comers have a voice too." "you idiot!" "Sorry if my work isn't up to your standards." "I need to get back to rehearsals. don't expect to be invited to my afterparty." "What do you want?" "You make me come out of my shell" "You give me strength where there was only fear" "I ate at a Burger King today" "And stood up to a boy who called me queer" "I fell" "And you make the world a nicer place" "So I can come out of my shell" "You wanna play Settlers of Catan on Xbox?" "Blowjob Queen" "Don't stop giving that blowjob even when you're tired" "Sharon!" "we're in a hold." "273)}– What is it now?" "– Stephen Sondheim is pissed off." "He wants to challenge you to a bro-down." "He wants to bro down?" "I'll bro down! perhaps the greatest of all time." "You do not want to bro down with him." "What am I supposed to do?" "Run?" "Don't bro down against Sondheim." "It's suicide." "I've studied musicals." "I've seen them all." "I can do this." "Let's bro down!" "You built another settlement?" "And I got a victory point for roads connecting settlements." "They're having such a great time." "I really wanna thank you." "Larry is really making Shelley come out of her shell too. but we have to take chances sometimes." "putting our faith in Randy's musical." "I hear his musical is getting a lot of attention." "That it has a chance of making it." "More than a chance." "Randy's having a meeting right now with Stephen Sondheim." "bro?" "bro!" "Sondheim!" "Wipe the street with his punk ass." "bro!" "bro!" "bro!" "bro!" "bro!" "bro!" "I respect you too!" "The bro-down is over." "Let's bro out!" "Bro out!" "people!" "I'm so glad we put our differences aside." "That's what bros do." "That's what bros fucking do!" "You're all right." "Elton and Andrew and all of us wanna help you with your musical." "Really?" "We can help you out a little bit with the subtext." "we call it..." "The Woman in White?" "That is beautiful!" "Cheers to Randy Marsh." "Welcome to bro-dway." "Bro-dway!" "babe." "I was kind of hanging out with the guys." "It's fine." "You do plenty with me." "You had a good time?" "We really made some progress with the show." "Andrew Lloyd Webber and those guys are gonna help us." "That's great!" "I'm really proud of you." "You're the best." "I'm not feeling a hundred percent." "You care if I lay down?" "Of course not." "Go ahead." "273)}– All right." "– I'm just gonna wait up for Shelley." "273)}– What's Shelley doing?" "– I gave her those tickets to Wicked." "She's seeing it with her little boyfriend." "She's what?" "Her and little Larry Feegan." "They're going to see Wicked together." "It's Shelley's first Broadway musical." "God!" "Jesus Christ!" "Why didn't you tell me she was gonna see Wicked?" "Why does it matter?" "273)}– She's too young for that stuff!" "– Too young?" "This is what I get." "and now it has my daughter." "That's it." "Turn this car around right now!" "273)}– I can't!" "– Why?" "look." "There's something I should have told you." "Broadway musicals aren't what you think they are." "They're subliminal propaganda to get women to give more blowjobs." "Buried in are commands to perform oral sex." "273)}– It's called subtext." "– That's ridiculous." "Musicals don't make me wanna give blowjobs." "Remember the night after we saw Wicked?" "273)}– But..." "– After Lion King in New York?" "Godspell?" "Mamma Mia?" "my gosh." "Broadway's purpose is to make women famished for blowjobs." "I'm so sorry." "This is crazy." "cultured!" "They're bros." "Andrew Lloyd Webber..." "They're total bros who hang out at Hooters." "I'm so sorry." "It can't be." "I've loved musicals and we... my God!" "No one cares about wicked people but we don't care" "Come on." "We have to go." "273)}– What are you doing here?" "– Right now!" "You're not watching this trash." "Come on!" "Would you mind?" "I'm trying to enjoy this musical I'm with my granddaughter." "You fucking pervert!" "get the hell outta here." "What are you doing?" "It's time to put an end to Broadway once and for all." "You'll do great in the Emerald City." "I'm sure you can't wait to go!" "273)}– Take me away to that special place – That blowjob place 273)}– Where people like us can all live free – Free to give blowjobs" "It's Spider-Man." "Sorry." "Take me away to that special place" "we are in a hold." "and water flooded the theater." "The only fatality was a young boy who could not get out in time." "The fire chief said it was unfortunate he wasn't wearing a life preserver." "I'm sorry you're little friend was killed by Spider-Man tonight. he must have had a very good reason." "Spider-Man works in mysterious ways." "he loves you." "for men to manipulate women like that." "Screw the singing and the dancing." "A woman's mouth is sacred!" "I'll call Women's Day magazine and expose the whole conspiracy." "I'm sorry." "I love you." "I shouldn't had tried to brainwash you." "You have every right to be mad." "I don't know if I can really be mad at you for doing something every guy in America does." "Really?" "The bottom line is I love going to those shows." "I guess they're actually a pretty magical thing." "You're the best." "What Broadway show you think is coming to Denver next?" "it's worth the ticket price. much happier." "240)}You'll get a blowjob."