"Subtitles Shared By Kapil Tapsi Long ago in a distant land I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil." "But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me." "Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law." "Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku." "Move it, slave." "Pick it up." "Don't worry, you'll get used to it soon enough." "What do you mean?" "Silence!" "No talking, slave." "Halt." "What is--?" "No talking." "It is no use." "There is no escape." "What is this place?" "Why have we been brought here?" "These things are of no importance now." "When daybreak comes, you will fight." "And then you will be no more." "What?" "He's right." "None can survive in the Dome of Doom." "Come on, wake up. lt's showtime." "Come on, move it." "And now, without any delay, the first challenger of the day." "Weighing in at 280 septiles Poogle the Pitiful." "Facing the 1 2-time champion of the ring the minister of agony, the baron of brutality the coroner of carnage, the dealer of destruction Gordo the Gruesome." "Well, how about that, folks?" "That was a pretty long round for Gordo the Gruesome." "Bring out the next challenger." "Introducing our next opponent, weighing in at a mere" "Well, there you have it, folks." "Welcome to the Dome of Doom." "Our talent search has spread throughout the universe to bring you only the finest quality of challenger to battle the greatest of champions." "No victory is too small." "No wound is too great." "No weapon is illegal." "And now the Dome of Doom presents for your pleasure Two Sandals the Treacherous." "Gordo, we call upon you to destroy this vile villain." "Prepare to suffer, Two Sandals the Treacherous." "I will beat you like a drum." "I will hang you out like laundry." "And now, without any further-- l am the master mechanic, the alpha and omega." "I will put a hurting on you, slave." "I'm gonna tear you up into little shreds." "Then I'll take those shreds and tear them into shreds." "I will make your mother cry." "I will make your Aunt Edna from Withershoot proper, south of Barnaby, cry." "Are you ready for pain, Two Sandals?" "!" "I am not intimidated by your shouting." "A true warrior fights not with words, but with" "What?" "This" " This is unprecedented." "But wait." "Oh, yes." "It looks like he's gone primal on us, folks." "This is it." "Oh, this is unwitnessable." "Nobody has ever knocked down Gordo." "He's out." "l-- l have nothing to say." "Except bring out the next champion!" "Deep from within the deepest abyss of the seventh ocean of Amalgamous arose a champion of unimaginable proportions." "Half machine, half flesh, all terror." "The Aqualizer." "Dome of Doom, once more have you summoned." "To answer your call, I have risen from the depths of the abyss to conquer the ring and to put an end to this lowly amateur." "Do not fear." "I have traveled the seven seas and conquered far greater foes than this mere contender." "Help me!" "Help!" "Doom, doom, doom!" "The crowd calls upon you, Two Sandals to put the doom on the Aqualizer." "No, I will not participate in this senseless violence any longer." "You will have to get your entertainment elsewhere." "This is a dark moment indeed." "Not only has he insulted the ring he has insulted us." "We will show no more mercy to this two-sandaled heathen." "Introducing the champion to end all champions." "Weighing in at a mere 700 tons I give you Sumoto." "I will not fight." "Then you will be destroyed." "I will not fight you, Sumoto." "It's the Sumoto swan dive." "No challenger has ever survived it." "Thank you, Sumoto for putting the doom back in the Dome of Doom." "This" " This can't be." "It looks like Sumoto is ticklish." "This is incongruous inconceivable, inexcusable." "Very well then." "If no one champion can bring him down then bring out all the champions." "May I present Torto." "Maotis." "The Claw." "Raptor." "Mr. Roboto." "And finally, Ganeesh." "This must end once and for all." "Let the carnage begin." "Wise man knows everything, a shrewd one, everybody." "You can hide, but you cannot run." "A true coward runs not from his opponent but from himself." "Many receive advice." "Only the wise profit by it." "Two Sandals, Two Sandals, Two Sandals!" "Enough!" "is this what you call entertainment?" "The senseless slaughter of innocents?" "No more." "Set the slaves free." "Set them free." "Yes, yes, of course." "From now on, there will be no more fighting for your entertainment." "You heard him, you're free." "Now get out of here." "Go on, get." "You." "[english]"