"Row!" "Row!" "You incomprehensible, horizontal eyed western trouser wearers" "Eurgh!" "You all look the same to me" "How I abominate your milk drinking and your lack of ancestor worship and your failure to eat your lunch out of little boxes" "Silence!" "Uncceremonious rice pudding eater" "How I despise your lack of subtlety and your joined up writting" "You who have never committed ritual suicide in your life!" "Hey!" "What's going on?" "Your big breasted women give me no pleasure with their warmed up fish ..." "Urgh!"