"Welcome to miseryville." "¶" "¶ let's go to a party ¶" "¶ go, go, go crazy ¶" "¶ hey hey hey jimmy two-shoes ¶" "¶" "¶ hey hey jimmy ¶" "¶ jimmy ¶" "¶ i just wanna-- i just wanna have some ¶" "¶ some fun, just like everyone ¶" "¶ i just wanna really tear the town down ¶" "¶ downtown, jimmy gets around ¶" "¶ hey hey gimme ¶" "Jimmy!" "Now this is the life..." "Ahh, nothing like a little rr." "You can say that again!" "(horn honking)" "Hi, we're here for no particular reason" "(screeching)" "Scratch that." "We're here for old geyser." "Old geyser, a lava spring that erupts once," "Maybe twice, every two hundred and forty-two years." "My!" "And today's the day!" "Looks like she's ready to blow." "Let's watch." "Ten!" "Nine..." "Hey, jimmy, you should totally..." "Beezy, have you seen jimmy?" "Nope." "I was going to try to convince him to..." "Ride the geyser!" "Never mind." "Whoa!" "Whoa, ho, ho!" "Woo-hoo!" "Uh..." "Oh!" "This is not good." "Heads or tails?" "Nice try heloise, jimmy has no tail." "I call bum." "Bum!" "Bum!" "Bum!" "Heads!" "Heads!" "Heads!" "Aahh!" "Yes!" "Yeow!" "Oh, ah!" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "(laughing)" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "(laughing)" "It's never been said better." "That young man totally shredded his cheese." "(laughing)" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "Crowd:" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy, how did you come up" "With such a fresh and inspiring catchphrase?" "Beezy j." "Heinous." "Beezy talent agency." "All questions to my client come through me!" "Jimmy, catchphrase..." "How?" "Ah, it just kind of came to me when i..." "Um..." "You know..." "Totally shredded my cheese." "And when did you realize that you were born for super stardom?" "Jimmy, stardom, super..." "When?" "Uh..." "Um..." "Don't answer that!" "Clear." "Clear!" "I'm his bodyguard." "Bodyguard?" "I don't need a bodyguard." "Ahhh..." "Help!" "Everyone!" "Take one step back!" "A couple more..." "That's it..." "That should just about do it..." "Stop!" "I also do crowd control." "Crowd:" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "And there you have it..." "Jimmy's star is on the rise," "While sales of diet chunk are plummeting..." "How come i'm not a celebrity?" "!" "I've got a nice smile." "Diet chunk!" "I can't give the stuff away!" "Why don't people like it?" "!" "Maybe 'cause it's a diet drink" "Made from twelve different kinds of fat?" "Diet fat." "The press loves it." "You make them..." "Tv:" "...And now, a word from our sponsors..." "It comes in a can." "It's drained from a man." "It can also grease a frying pan." "It's what you grab first..." "To quench your thirst..." "It's diet chunk!" "Now that's-a-chunky!" "Hi, and we're back with guest..." "Jimmy two-shoes... (applause)" "Delicious!" "All the people of miseryville" "Want to know only one thing from you, mr." "Jimmy two-shoes." "Ha, don't make me say it." "Go on, mr." "Celebrity." "I totally shredded my cheese!" "Folks sure like that cheese line." "What if you used jimmy's catch phrase to sell your fat-drink." "No that'll never work." "Wait..." "I've got it!" "Why don't i use jimmy's catch phrase" "To sell my fat-drink!" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "Yes!" "Oh, he's adorable!" "Coochie coochie coo..." "Bad baby." "Bad!" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "How predictable..." "Uh..." "Oh!" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "That's right." "I'm all cheese." "Hold it." "(cheering)" "Crazed fans!" "C'mon!" "We're under attack!" "You have an inflatable jimmy doll?" "It's in the new misery catalogue, page 17." "As jimmy's agent, i have a list of my" "I mean, my client's demands." "A house made of diamonds..." "A car made of diamonds..." "A private jet made of diamonds." "Oh, and i can't forget," "Ten pairs of diamond underwear..." "Size beezy." "You have refined tastes mr." "Heinous..." "Refined indeed." "This is my counter offer:" "I get jimmy, all of jimmy, including his bony legs" "And the gap in his teeth, forever;" "You keep your allowance." "Interesting..." "I get the pen too." "Final offer!" "Take it or leave it." "Agreed." "Burned!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" "Whoa!" "This is unbelievable!" "I'm jimmy two-shoes, creator of "i totally shredded my cheese"." "And i like to drink diet chunk." "Wah!" "Ya, ya!" "Jimmy two-shoes..." "Woah!" "Hadoken!" "Totally shredded my cheese!" "Diet chunk!" "And now the moment we've all been waiting for..." "Jimmy two-shoes will sing the misery anthem!" "Singing:" "Misery and grief." "Pain with no" "Crowd:" "Booo!" "Fan:" "Just say the line!" "I totally shredded my cheese... (cheering)" "I totally shredded my cheese!" "How many times can he keep saying that?" "Who cares?" "!" "It's making me big bucks!" "What big bucks?" "You have a pen!" "That writes in three colours!" "Jealous?" "Whoa!" "Diet chunk stock is at a record high..." "Miseryvillians can't get enough of the stuff." "...Even though it appears to be making them sloppier" "And more miserable." "...And that's the news at six." "Yes!" "It's working!" "It's selling like cra..." "Zy?" "What's the problem, boss?" "This!" "Jimmy two-shoes?" "But he's making you rich!" "But after the first million" "How much can you stuff down your pants?" ""i totally shredded my cheese!"" "What is that?" "I've come up with hundreds of better slogans." ""that's my heinous." that's a good slogan." ""diet chunk!" "That's my heinous!" that line sings!" "I ask you, who's got a better face for tv?" "Me!" "Me!" "That's who." "I made him a star." "And i can make me one too." "Even bigger!" "Crowd:" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "They're still out there." "They've been out there for days." "I'm going to the bathroom." "Maybe i'll hold it." "Beezy:" "Ahhhh!" "Oh!" "No!" "My pen is out of ink!" "Hold on!" "Look..." "Crowd:" "Lucius!" "Lucius!" "Lucius!" "That looks a lot like your yard." "That's because it is." "Forget about diet chunk." "Forget about that cheesy-cheese guy." "I'm here to launch my brand new drink..." "Chunk zero!" "Yay!" "That drink sounds so hip." "Do you have a fresh and inspiring catch phrase for it?" "I'm glad you asked, unplanted stranger." "The phrase you're soon all going to be saying is..." "Jimmy:" "Lucy, no!" "Don't do it!" "Don't do what?" "Take your celebrity?" "!" "Too late, two-shoes, it's my turn in the spotlight!" "I mean don't stand on that Geyser." "Aahh!" "Heads!" "Heads!" "Heads!" "Bum!" "Bum!" "Bum!" "Both:" "Tie." "I cracked my corn!" "(laughing)" "You've got to admit, that's a pretty good catch phrase." "Hello?" "Can i get a little help?" "!" "Cracked corn here!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Nice save!" "But try and stop these." "Ooof!" "The frustratobot is designed to create misery." "He knows what frustrates you, jimmy." "You can't beat him." "Oh yeah, just watch me." "Oh yeah, just watch me." "Hey, cut it out." "Cut it out." "Why is he repeating what i say?" "Stop repeating what i say!" "Stop repeating what i say!" "Cut it out!" "Cut it out." "Cut it out." "Cut it out." "I smell like fart." "Well, i wasn't going to say anything." "(grumbling)" "Misery accomplished." "I want you to see my latest invention," "My little lizard-lips." "I don't want to brag but..." "Oh, genius!" "Watch it!" "The nose is new." "Can we do this fast?" "I've got hair touch-ups at 3:00." "Right away my little possum." "Betcha can't do this." "Betcha can't do this." "Great invention." "Real impressed." "Stop it!" "This is no dancey-dancey place" "With the spinny-wiggle-bum!" "Hey, hey lucy!" "Nice to see ya!" "Don't call me..." "Lu" "Hey lucy!" "Nice to see ya!" "That machine is supposed to cause misery for other people," "Not me!" "Don't blame her." "It's my fault;" "it was copying me." "Oh, okay then." "You're fired!" "I don't work here." "Welcome to the company." "Here are the terms of your employment:" "No salary, no vacation, no sick days." "Your free calendar!" "Glad to be on board." "Now you're fired!" "And you..." "You're fired too!" "You can't fire me..." "I quit!" "Do i get to keep the new calendar?" "Relax, heloise." "Now you've got more time to do all those things you want to do." "What things?" "Well, we'll make a list." "What do you like to do?" "I mean, besides throwing appliances." "Destroying stuff." "Okay, we'll just put that at the bottom of the list." "Are you ready to interview heloise's replacement?" "I guess." "Plants are a viable source of misery." "Grrrr!" "Feel the fear." "Next!" "I want a big office." "With a desk!" "(zapping)" "Next!" "I've got ideas." "Maybe a floating anchor!" "How about chocolate-covered garbage!" "Eh-eh?" "!" "Eh-eh?" "!" "If you had a choice would you rather ride a whale" "Or jump out of a plane?" "Sleep." "What do you think heloise would want to do?" "Throw a whale out of a plane?" "Are you going to help me, or not?" "Can't." "My schedule's packed." "Belly button lint picking, 1:00 to 2:00." "Navel gazing, 2:00 to 3:00." "Then i'm going to need a nap!" "I have snacks!" "Look at that!" "There's a hole in my schedule." "What do you want to do first?" "Destroy stuff?" "No, that's number 35." "Ooh, how about number 7?" "Appreciate nature." "Actually, that wasn't all that bad." "Okay." "How about number 13?" "Bird watching." "What?" "What do you want?" "Stop staring at me!" "Now can we destroy stuff?" "Okay, you can do this now." "I don't need heloise." "I can come up with ideas all by myself." "Oh, i have one." "Why don't you make me famous." "I'll show her." "I'm pretty handy with the ol' tools." "There!" "Is he making fun of me?" "!" "(light clapping)" "Ah, ha ha ha!" "Why do you have to be so mean?" "!" "Ah sarcasm..." "Misery's best friend." "They look ridiculous." "We look ridiculous." "Number 18 on your list." "Sumo wrestling!" "I didn't make that list, you did!" "Sure did." "C'mon." "Give it a try." "In case you're wondering, i'm okay." "Beezy, you want a turn?" "I'm on a deadline here!" "Let's get one thing straight." "I am lucius heinous the seventh." "You work for me." "Don't even think about trying to frustrate me." "Easy!" "..." "Easy!" "Easy." "Easy!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "Tell him to stop smashing stuff!" "I'm not speaking to him." "Then get someone to fix the remote!" "Only heloise knows how." "Never!" "I won't ask her for help!" "Lucius heinous the seventh" "Doesn't know the meaning of the word help." "Help." "Verb." "To provide assistance..." "Lucius:" "Just get this wall off me!" "Jez, run!" "The frustratobot is out of control." "I'm not going any where until my hair is perfect." "Aaah!" "Brilliant." "I love it!" "Aahh!" "Who do you think you are?" "!" "I'll have you know, no single robot has ever defeated me!" "Numero 20, frolic with sea creatures." "This is lame." "Who'd want to swim with one of those..." "Ahhh!" "She's gotta be having fun doing that." "Oh, man!" "I bet she's having a blast!" "Are we done yet?" "Stuff's blowing up and i'm not there." "I miss my job." "Not my favourite statue!" "You're just doing that to get my goat!" "That's it!" "I know karate!" "At the dojo they call me ten toes of misery!" "Call heloise!" "You fired her, remember?" "Details!" "Get her back!" "Who says running a marathon is fun?" "Number 27." "Beezy's idea." "Faster!" "The food in my fridge is not going to eat itself." "Heloise!" "I'm willing to give you your old job back." "Hmm." "No." "I'm having too much fun doing really boring things." "(crash)" "I'll let you destroy stuff!" "Oh, good ol' number 35." "Even the robots?" "Especially the robots." "It's a deal." "(explosions)" "One button?" "!" "You couldn't have left that device with me?" "You never asked." "Go on!" "Destroy the last one." "You know you wanna." "Uh-oh..." "Heloise!" "He scores!" "I thought heloise was coming." "Yeah, she had a little work to catch up on." "(explosions)" "Heloise:" "Kaboom!" "Yes!" "So what about it, beezy?" "We should make a list for you." "Number one, bird watching." "What?" "What?" "Stop staring at me!" "What!" "(sobbing)" "¶"