"(jingle)" "(wind blowing)" "♫ Where the four winds blow" "♫ And it's five miles wide" "♫ Where a six gun rules and a man can't hide" "♫ A man can play" "♫ And a man can win" "♫ Lucky Luke rides again" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Born to ride" "♫ With a six gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Here's to you" "♫ Do do do do do do" "♫ That's a man who waits" "♫ Over yonder hill" "♫ And when he shoots he shoots to kill" "♫ But if he don't" "(Roar)" "♫ That ain't the end" "(gunshot)" "♫ Lucky Luke will ride again" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Born to ride" "♫ With a six gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Here's to you" "♫ Do do do do do do" "♫ On the dusty trail" "♫ Beneath the western sky" "♫ Where the sun shines hard enough to fry" "♫ A cowboy's dream" "♫ Must never end" "♫ Lucky Luke rides again" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Born to ride" "♫ With a six gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Here's to you" "♫ Do do do do do do" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Born to ride" "♫ With a six gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Here's to you" "♫ Do do do do do do" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Born to Ride" "♫ With a six gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke" "♫ Here's to you" "(gun shots)" "♫ Do do do do do do" "(wind blowing)" "(doors closing)" "(horse whimpering)" "Hey Lotta." "Lotta?" "Hey, Lotta." "(door creaking)" "(gunshots)" "(piano playing)" "Jumper." "(gunshots)" "(door creaking)" "(chanting in foreign language)" "(solemn, wind heavy music)" "(duck quacking)" "Lotta." "(dog whimpering)" "Bushwack." "Hey, Bushwack." "Sick Eagle?" "(horse neighing)" "(chanting in foreign language)" "(bells chiming)" "(pained duck quacking)" "(sniffing)" "(flute music)" "(drum beat)" "♫ Whoopy tye yo tye yay" "♫ There's a lonesome cowboy" "♫ All along, alone, no friends" "♫ Underneath lone skies" "(faint singing)" "(snake hissing)" "Get out of here and don't come back." "He hates it when I save his life, because I never let him forget it." "[Luke] Jumper." "Jumper." "The Daltons." "Right now I'd say the Daltons are the least of your problems." "Snakebite." "Bingo." "And if you're waiting for me to suck out the poison, forget it." "Luke." "Luke." "Come on Luke." "We'll get through this together." "Oh, and I was worried that today was gonna be boring." "(piano music)" "(gasp)" "Excuse me." "I don't know what I get so worried about." "I'm sure he's fine." "He's a grown man, he can certainly take care of himself." "I mean, for heaven's sakes, his name is Lucky Luke." "That must be for a reason, although, when you start bragging about your luck, that's when bad things start happening." "But even if he isn't lucky, I am, and since I'm waiting for him," "I guess that means nothing bad will happen to him." "(slam)" "Spilled salt, spilled salt." "Uh..." "You throw it over your shoulder." "(crash)" "I'm fine." "He's fine." "Nothing bad will happen because, we are both lucky people." "(pained grunt)" "Is being hit by a horseshoe bad luck?" "It is for you, I'm a lawyer." "Well boys, looks like we lost him for good this time." "Joe, I'm getting sort of worried about Lucky Luke." "Well don't be." "Nowhere in sight." "I know, that's why I'm worried." "He always catches us by now." "I wonder what's happened to him." "Yeah, should have nabbed us a while ago." "Where is he?" "Maybe we should go back and make sure he's okay." "What are you, stupid?" "This one of your trick questions?" "We ain't going back to make sure he's okay." "Although something doesn't seem quite right." "Probably got some kind of trap set." "Anybody got any bright ideas?" "Why do I even bother asking?" "All right, here's the plan." "We'll double back, and see what kind of trap he's setting for us." "Come on, boys." "Yahh!" "Water." "Water." "Water's not the problem." "What we need is a snakebite antidote." "It's no use." "I can't make it." "Try to get up, Luke." "It's up to you now, Jolly." "Head back to town, and try to get help." "No, horse always stays with his cowboy." "You gotta go." "It's the only way you can help me." "I guess I better do as he says." "But I sure hate to leave him out here alone." "[Luke] Go, Jumper." "Come on." "(mystical flute music)" "♫ Whoopie kay yo kay yay" "(horses galloping)" "Well well." "What do we have here?" "Did we get bitten by a snake?" "Well, looks like Lucky Luke ain't so lucky after all." "Now a snakebite." "Snakebite could be a mighty painful way to die." "I ever tell you boys the time I saw a fellow die of a snakebite?" "Lots of time, Joe." "Yeah." "Well, Luke never heard it." "(cruel chuckle)" "Anyway." "This fellow I knew got himself bitten by a snake." "A rat, I believe." "And there we were." "Out in the middle of nowhere." "Not unlike your current situation." "(cruel chuckle)" "So anyway." "We had no antidote." "We had nothing." "And all I could do, was sit there and watch him die." "Three hours." "Six hours." "12 hours." "Painful?" "Oh lordy." "Pretty soon he was begging me to take him out of his misery." "But I didn't do it." "You know why?" "Sure, Joe." "We must have heard this story 100 times." "You didn't do it cause," "I'll tell ya!" "I didn't shoot him cause it was more fun" "But I'm not gonna do that to you, Luke." "You know why?" "Cause I respect you." "Oh, we've gone head to head a few times." "But I'm a big enough man to admit that sometimes you got the best of me." "Heck, Joe, more than sometimes." "We figured it out." "Shut up!" "So out of respect to you," "and out of respect to our relationship," "I'm gonna take you out of your misery right now." "[Averall] Wait just a darn minute!" "Now what!" "?" "You don't just go shooting a man like that." "In cold blood." "[Joe] Sure I can." "I do it all the time." "Well, yeah, when it's a fair fight." "When he can stand up." "You don't shoot a man when he's down." "That'd be like shooting him in the back." "He does that a lot too." "Who favors for that?" "Well, you ain't gonna do it to Lucky Luke." "Less you're prepared to shoot me too." "What, what is this?" "My birthday?" "He's got a point, Joe." "[William] Ain't really sporting." "Well he's gonna die anyway." "Why can't I get a little fun out of it?" "Cause it just ain't fair." "And Momma always taught us we can be as crooked as we wanted, as long as we was fair." "(frustrated grunt)" "Fine." "I ain't gonna shoot him." "But I ain't gonna help him either." "And neither are you, if you know what's good for you." "Come on boys, let's get out of here." "I can think of at least one town where us Daltons are gonna be real welcome." "See you on the other side, cowboy." "Come on!" "(mumbling)" "Sorry." "Maybe things will turn out all right anyway." "(birds cawing)" "(faint singing)" "Would you look at that?" "Horse comes into town without a rider, and nobody thinks of giving him a hand." "I'm not just anybody's horse." "Let's try Lotta's place." "Is there a horse interpreter in the house?" "I must look awful." "Look how he's looking at me." "Lotta." "There's a horse out there." "Yes Otto, there's lots of horses out there." "Yes, I know, but I think that one wants to come inside." "Is he over 21?" "I don't know, how old is Luke's horse?" "Luke's horse?" "Morning everyone." "Morning Lotta." "Jolly Jumper, it is you." "What's wrong, has something happened to Luke?" "(stomp)" "One word?" "(two stomps)" "Two syllables." "First syllable, sounds like, shakes?" "Sounds like shakes?" "(chatter)" "You're gonna bake a cake?" "Don't be stupid, how can a horse bake a cake?" "How can a horse play charades?" "Like I'm doing, dummy." "Snakes." "(cheering)" "Okay, Jolly, second syllable." "(confused grunt)" "Second syllable, Jolly." "Second syllable, Jolly." "This is the good part." "Apple!" "Uh, hungry!" "Fruit!" "Bite!" "Good Lotta." "You guys aren't much help." "Say, she's really good at this." "It's plain she and the horse have played this game before." "Aw, shut up." "Snakes bite, snakes bite, snakebite!" "You got it." "Luke's been bitten by a snake?" "That's what I've been trying to tell you." "(cheering)" "Excuse me, Lotta." "My public awaits." "(applause)" "That's very decent of you." "Thank you." "Aw, you shouldn't." "All right, I got one for you now." "Wait a minute!" "This is no game, Luke is in danger." "Old Luke's always in danger, that's his job." "First syllable?" "He needs our help." "We gotta find him." "No ma'am, it ain't our place to go tromping on through the desert." "Especially with them Daltons still on the loose." "(agreeing chatter)" "I can't believe what I'm hearing." "After all Luke has done for this town?" "Simon, remember when you couldn't pay your rent, and that evil landlord kidnapped your daughter Pauline and tied her to the railroad tracks?" "Didn't Luke get her back?" "Yeah." "And Billy!" "Remember when you wanted to marry Pauline, and the evil sawmill owner got jealous and tied her to that log?" "Luke saved her just before the buzzsaw got her, didn't he?" "And everybody." "Remember when Pauline lost her pet puma and we all had to look for it because it was killing chickens, and Luke finally found it up in a tree and rescued it, even though it nearly clawed him to pieces?" "(agreeing chatter)" "And everybody." "Remember how Luke finally had to ask Pauline to leave town because of all the trouble she was causing?" "(agreeing chatter)" "All right, everybody, go gather supplies, and meet back here in 15 minutes." "I'll go get the doctor." "(agreeing chatter)" "Nice people." "But a little dense." "(tense music)" "You said we was escaping, Joe." "I said I got big plans for us." "There it is." "This here is sweet revenge." "Sign says Daisy Town, Joe." "Yeah, Sweet Revenge is about 40 miles." "North of here, just outside of Sour Grapes, Wyoming." "Will you boys wise up?" "Lucky Luke is dead." "We can't pass this golden opportunity." "No, we passed Golden Opportunity about 12 miles back." "Right after Silver Lining, Utah." "Will you boys listen to me?" "Lucky Luke is dead, there ain't now law in Daisy Town no more." "So who's gonna stop us from taking over?" "(sinister laugh)" "Come on!" "Yahh!" "(gunshots)" "(panicked screaming)" "Jolly, it's the Daltons." "You better hurry, go!" "(bird cawing)" "(faint singing)" "This is a stick up." "Give us your money!" "This is a stick up." "Give us your gold." "This is a stick up." "Give us a break." "It's like taking candy from a baby." "(baby crying)" "Say Joe, this stuff's getting kind of heavy to carry around." "We oughta find a safe place." "To put it all." "I suppose you're right." "But where?" "This town's got crooks running wild in the streets." "Well, that's all the banks, stores, and businesses worth robbing." "And now the people." "Aw Joe, we ain't never gonna," "Be able to rob everyone." "Oh, we will." "If we do it by the alphabet." "Starting with A." "A is for..." "Averell!" "Well, all I got's my lucky rabbit foot and about 12 cents." "(knocking)" "Aeford?" "[Aeford] Yes." "Stick 'em up, ma'am." "Oh, yes of course." "Mrs. Abbot told me to be expecting you." "Wipe your feet." "Wipe your feet, boys." "(chatter)" "All right!" "Where do you people think you're going?" "Well it's bingo night, over in Golden Opportunity." "Yeah?" "Well what's with all the ropes, saddles and stuff?" "Um..." "Go return home!" "There ain't gonna be no bingo today." "(disappointed chatter)" "All right!" "Is an Arnold Preston here?" "You're next on our list." "Fine, saves us a trip to your house." "Come on boys." "Let this be a warning to you, Lotta." "Don't try to trick me." "I'll be keeping my eye on you." "Let me tell you something, Joe." "Somebody blew their nose in your bandana." "What are you all looking at, go away!" "Nah, that don't look right to me." "Don't Dalton have an O in it?" "Yeah." "That's better." "Give it a little more." "Just put a little more there." "Color it in there." "That's it." "I like it." "I really like it." "Bushwack, Bushwack, here's your last chance to redeem yourself, boy." "Your master Luke is in danger." "No one can save him but us." "You recognize this?" "Go, find!" "Good boy." "(speaking in foreign language)" "Give me my shirt back, you, you stupid dog." "You melted my shirt." "(bird cawing)" "(drum beat)" "(chanting in foreign language)" "That horse would follow me anywhere." "Sorry, Jumper." "Lotta." "There was so much I wanted to tell you." "So much I left unsaid." "Fool." "What good is a sheriff who goes and gets himself killed?" "(bell ringing)" "Yes, stranger?" "What can I get you?" "You can get me Luke's badge." "Who are you?" "I've come to take his place." "No one can take Luke's place, mister." "He was one of a kind." "(laughter)" "One of a kind?" "Look in the graveyard." "There are lots of his kind." "Where's your sense of decency?" "This badge ought to be retired, out of respect for Luke." "Luke already got everything he deserved." "(bell ringing)" "(door creaking)" "[White Fawn] Don't." "Don't." "Don't go." "[Luke] I have to." "I always go off into the sunset." "Not this time." "Not this sunset." "What should I do?" "You must wake up." "You must wake up." "You must wake up." "(birds cawing)" "(faint singing)" "Now, follow my direction." "Before making the injection, be sure to clean the skin to prevent infection." "Well how will I know if there's an infection from the injection?" "Oh well, check his complexion." "Close inspection of the skin in the section of the injection will help in the detection of any infection." "We got some business with Dr. Zeus." "If there is infection, it will need immediate correction for Luke's protection, otherwise he will have no recollection of the injection." "I stick this in his arm?" "A common misconception." "The snakebite antidote injection must go directly into his hind section." "Use your discretion." "I have no objection." "Come on." "By gum that's everybody." "Yeah." "New in town?" "[Man] Why yes." "Just got in this morning." "Ooh." "Get it all, get it all." "(chuckling)" "Snakebite antidote?" "Agh!" "Warned you once, Lotta." "Luke won't be needing any of your help just now." "And just to be sure, I'll hang on to this." "Now don't fret too much." "We'll get you out of here real soon." "Say maybe, a week." "(laughter)" "(bird cawing)" "(faint singing)" "(sinister laughter)" "I am not that kind of girl." "[Man In Black] Oh, I've heard that before." "Take your hands off her." "Oh." "For for a second there I thought it was someone to be reckoned with." "But I guess it's just old Lucky Luke." "Ghost of his former self." "I said take your hands off her." "Don't you get it, pal?" "You're a ghost!" "(laughter)" "(soothing, mysterious music)" "Red on black." "Heart on spade." "That's how the game is played." "(cough)" "Nine on three, draw again." "It's the only way I'll win." "(cough)" "You need a lozenge?" "Me?" "Oh no." "I just thought we could uh, you know, chat." "Chat?" "Carry on a conversation?" "Converse?" "Converse?" "Talk, Averell." "Talk?" "Oh, sure." "I can do that." "What do you want to talk about?" "Why don't you tell me how you escape from jail cells?" "Well, let's see." "One time, we tricked a guard into coming near the cell." "And then, we hit him over the head with a frying pan and stole his key!" "(laughter)" "You should have heard the clank." "Frying pan, that's clever." "Say, I'd like to fry up some bacon and eggs." "You think you could bring me that skillet over there?" "Clang!" "Clang." "Clank!" "(clang)" "Clong?" "Ow." "What were you doing?" "There was a fly on your head." "I was trying to kill it." "Did you get it?" "No, I missed." "Oh, here." "Let me try." "(clang)" "Oh, where's the long arm of the law when you need it?" "Oh." "Bushwack, Bushwack, come here boy." "Come here, come on, help me." "Help me get the key so I can find Luke." "Come on boy!" "Thanks Bushwack." "Thanks heaps." "Excuse me." "Come on, let's go find Luke." "Let's rob the bank again." "We can't, Joe." "They ain't got no money no more." "We got it all." "[Averell] Joe, Joe!" "[Joe] Now what?" "Lotta escaped." "She's gone, Joe." "Plum gone." "[Joe] You were supposed to be guarding her, lame brain!" "She overpowered me." "Wasn't fair, Joe." "She used her wits." "[Jack] She gonna go get Luke?" "We better hightail it out of here, Joe." "Hoy." "Wait just a hide second." "We're the only ones who know where Luke is, right?" "[Dalton Brothers] Yep." "We're the only ones who got the antidote, right?" "[Dalton Brothers] Yep." "So we got nothing to worry about." "Luke is gone." "Gone, gone." "[Jumper] He's gone." "He must have dragged himself somewhere and the dust storms buried the trail." "Oh Luke." "How you must be suffering." "(joyous laughter)" "Luke, Luke." "What am I looking at?" "You speak English?" "Yes." "And you should not speak at all." "You need your strength." "What's your name?" "White Fawn." "Now be quiet, and drink this." "This is an ancient healing potion, with remarkable restorative powers." "It's been handed down for countless generations." "What do you call it?" "Chicken soup." "Oh." "That's enough for now." "You must rest." "He is strong, which has brought him this far." "But what he needs, we can not give him." "[Salesman] Hotcakes, hotcakes, get your hotcakes here." "There you are, thank you." "There you go ma'am, have your hotcake, thank you very, very much." "Don't be shy, step right up." "Hotcakes, hotcakes, thank you, thank you." "Hotcakes, get your hotcakes here." "Hotcakes, get your hotcakes here." "[Joe] We're the ones who are supposed to break the laws, not you!" "[Dalton Brothers] Yeah." "Let me explain it to you, real slow like." "If there ain't nobody here to enforce the law, then there ain't no laws." "So until I see a sheriff's badge on your lily livered chest, which I don't," "I'm gonna hock my wares from this very spot." "So bug off!" "Can't you see how good I'm going here?" "Come on you kids, get out here, get out of here." "What we need is a new sheriff." "Our own sheriff." "[Averell] Sure Joe, that'd work." "But who would be dumb enough to want the job?" "This is great!" "Sheriff." "Are you sure I got the most votes?" "Averell, it was a landslide!" "Now you know what to do, don't you?" "Sure." "I'm sheriff." "I," "[Joe, William, And Jack] Uphold the law." "Terrific." "Now some folks who are gonna rob the banks say in five minutes, you know what to do, right?" "Right." "I uphold the law." "Good boy." "This is gonna be just like old times." "Now we're gonna go out for a little walk." "You just might want to swing by the bank in a few minutes." "Come on boys, let's go." "(contented sigh)" "[Joe] In the bag." "Mr. Dalton, this money is all from your account." "You only need to fill out a withdrawal slip." "Joe Dalton never filled out a withdrawal slip." "All right you varmints." "Freeze!" "This is just like old times." "Mr. Dalton, your passbook." "And gift, for opening an account." "Six crystal goblets." "I don't want an account." "Crystal goblets." "Us Daltons don't take no bribes." "Boys, let's get out of here." "I'm the law in this town, and I say halt." "Or I'll shoot." "(laughter)" "Come on boys." "(gunshot)" "What in the sam hill are you doing?" "You're not supposed to shoot at us!" "You're supposed to threaten us to make it look more real like." "Joe, I was only upholding the law." "(frustrated grunt)" "I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd say this." "But we need Lucky Luke back." "It just ain't the same without him." "I hope we're just not too late, boys." "Come on." "[Jack] Snakebite like that would have killed any ordinary man by now." "[Joe] Luke ain't an ordinary man." "He's out there somewhere." "We gotta find him." "How?" "Same way he always finds us." "Track him." "(laughter)" "What's so funny?" "I've done plenty of tracking in my day." "It's not that." "We just realized the irony of the situation." "Irony?" "How Luke needs us as much as we need him." "It's sort of like the Hindu wheel of life." "What goes around," "Comes around." "Fitting together like the Chinese symbols of Yin." "And Yang." "You know, I've often thought about how good and evil, they're just opposite sides of the same coin." "Definitely." "One can't exist," "Without the other." "(gunshot)" "You keep flapping your lips like that, and you're gonna end up with a mouthful of dust." "Daltons!" "Let's go before they spot us." "Bushwack!" "(dog barking)" "Bushwack." "Whoa, dumb dog." "Move dog, Bushwack, wow, ow, wow!" "(dog whimpering)" "You should have never skipped town without my okay, Lotta!" "I know you're out there." "No good following us." "Yeah, we're lost too." "Don't tell her that." "Come out of your hiding place." "Ollie ollie oxen free." "You don't come out, I'm gonna shoot the dog." "You got a deal." "You ain't really gonna shoot Bushwack, are ya Joe?" "Don't be stupid." "I kill Luke's dog, that'll be the end of us for sure." "I'm gonna start counting." "One." "(dog barking)" "Two." "Bye Bushwack." "(gun cocking)" "Three." "(dog whimpering)" "Wait!" "I'm here!" "Shucks." "I knew it!" "You and the horse, come out with your hands up." "[Jumper] That'd be a neat trick." "Well Lotta." "I'm glad to see you came around to my way of thinking." "[Lotta] I never thought you could do it, Joe." "You mean shoot the dog?" "No, I mean count to three." "You know, you boys won't find Luke without the help of me and Bushwack here." "That animal's so dumb he couldn't find meat in a butcher's shop." "You're wrong there." "Oh I am, am I?" "Well if Bushwack is so terrific, how come you ain't found Luke yet?" "Who says I ain't found him?" "I've got his horse, don't I?" "Hey, don't drag me into this." "Yeah." "Luke specially trained Bushwack, to work only under his command." "Only he and I know the secret word that unleashes Bushwack's superior sniffing ability." "Well, what is this secret word?" "[Lotta] First, give me the antidote." "What for?" "Cause I found Luke, but I can't cure him." "You can cure him, but you can't find him." "If you give me the antidote," "I'll find him and cure him." "Why don't you give us the dog?" "That way we can find Luke, and we can cure him." "Cause you still need the secret word." "Tell me that secret word!" "Shoot me and you'll never know it." "Then I'll shoot the dog again." "Shoot the dog and the secret word will be darn near worthless!" "Dagnabbit, I gotta shoot somebody!" "I'm leaving." "Hold it." "How about if we join up together?" "And that way, nobody has to give each other nothing." "Nuh-Uh." "We left Luke to die a slow, horrible death." "We gotta find him first, get back on his good side." "I'll tell you what." "You give me the antidote, and I'll give you Bushwack." "And I'll whisper the secret word into his ear." "That way it'll be an even exchange." "That's fair." "[Joe] A deal." "Bushwack, scram." "Scram!" "[Joe] After him!" "Don't let him out of your sight!" "Good going, Lotta." "I just hope I haven't outsmarted myself." "Does that smoke tell you anything?" "Hang on Luke, hang on Luke." "No, not to me." "To life." "Your life is precious, and you must fight for it." "♫ Being on my own so" "♫ I'm singing the lonesome cowboy blues" "That's my song." "(wind blowing)" "Your life is precious, and you must fight for it." "(triumphant music)" "(breaking guitar strings)" "(crash)" "(chanting in foreign language)" "(gunshot)" "(rumbling)" "(objects falling)" "(explosion)" "(horse neighing)" "(laughter)" "(pained grunts)" "Can I give you a lift out of town?" "Luke, thank goodness you're alive." "Well, a sheriff who dies too easy isn't much use to anybody." "I suppose I should give you this." "Agh!" "Lotta?" "Thank goodness you're alive." "Where'd the princess go?" "She was here a minute ago." "Luke, you had us all worried sick." "Wandering around the desert half dead." "[Averell] There he is, there he is." "You sure that just ain't another shirt?" "No Joe, it's really him this time." "It's him, it's him, it's Luke!" "Luke, we found you first!" "Lotta wanted to leave you to die, but we talked her into coming to look for you." "Luke is glad that you fellows took the time and effort to come rescue him." "And he'd like to say just three words to you all." "You're under arrest." "Silver spoon." "Tracy, silver cup." "Smith, clock." "Caroline, silver servers." "Mrs. Ruthdeer, land." "(piano music)" "[Man] Hey, it's Lucky Luke." "Hey chief, I'm gonna pull your hat off." "(celebrating chatter)" "The usual?" "I sure don't want anything unusual." "So who's this princess, what's her name?" "Wide Load?" "White Fawn." "I'd kind of like to find her." "Yeah, I bet you would." "To thank her." "I never got the chance." "She and the other Indian girls, they left without a trace." "The other Indian girls, hmm." "Sounds like you had one heck of a nice dream." "White Fawn was real." "That other stuff I told you about, the dark sheriff, the cemetery," "Oh phooey Luke, that tribe of Indian maidens is one of the oldest myths around." "Cooked up by some lonely cowboys." "Here, I found something for you." "I took this from the library." "See for yourself." "You must have heard this story 1,000 times." "A story has to start some place." "She saved my life out there." "I saved your life out there, Luke." "When I found you, you were all bundled up in a blanket like a baby." "You could hardly move." "And where'd the blanket come from?" "Huh?" "Where'd this come from?" "Oh, that old thing?" "Uh, you lost that on one of our picnics." "I've been meaning to return it." "How'd you know I had that?" "Well I'm sure that there must be a sensible reason behind all this." "I mean after all, people don't just vanish into thin air." "Do they?" "♫ Of all the lonesome cowboys in the west" "♫ I figure I've got to be the loneliest" "♫ I wanna ride the greens" "♫ Where there's lots of elbow room" "♫ Hear the wind blow free" "♫ And smell the sagebrush bloom" "♫ Gotta be on my own" "♫ So I'm singing my lonesome cowboy blues" "♫ Yes I'm the lonesomenest cowboy" "♫ That I know" "♫ But when it comes to courting and such" "♫ I move real slow" "♫ Met a pretty girl" "♫ And she do get hitched the other day" "♫ My voice gets so upset" "♫ We rode the other way" "♫ I gotta be on my own" "♫ So I'm singing my lonesome cowboy blues" "♫ Some folks think it's heaven" "♫ In a hotel with their" "♫ Fluffed up pillows and their quilts piled high" "♫ Well I don't hanker for no hotel" "♫ Just wanna kick my boots off" "♫ By the campfire's glow" "♫ While the lonely coyotes cry" "♫ Well my bed is my home"