"time for bed." " Did you brush your teeth?" "N" " I already did." "I am." "all right." "warts." "Uhh!" "Prepare to meet your maker." "Everything OK at school?" "Yeah." "It's good." "It's fine." "lights out." "Bedtime story first." "What story do you want to hear?" "The Two Spies Who Fell In Love." "Hmm." "Wow." "I haven't told that one in a while." "You probably rememberNthat better than I do." "Juni?" "N" " I'm listening." "OK." "Once upon a time... there was a man and a woman." " And they were both spies.N" " Yes." "he from another." "She had a very importantNmission assigned to her." " He was her mission.N" " Correct." "Her mission was to take him out." "CARMEN:" "On a date?" "Ntake him-- you mean..." "I shouldn't be telling you this." " Go on." "Go on.N" " You have to understand... these were dark and confusing times." "An enormous amount ofNturmoil between countries." "INGRID:" "Out off ear... a new kind ofNsoldier was created-- brave soldiers... whose greatest weapons were their minds." "Those men and women were spies." "They were masters of disguise." "They could sense danger a mile away... and through their work... wars were ended beforeNthey even started." "[Electronic beeping]" "The only things spiesNwere truly afraid of... were otherNspies-- enemy spies." "one spy's mission... was to make the enemy disappear." "He was the assignmentNthat changed her life... but when the moment finally came... to carry out her mission... she couldn't do it." "He was different than she expected." "he was charming and intelligent... but he was unexpectedly honorable... and it made her realize... how years of workingNwith detached emotion... had taken its toll." "So they kept contact... through lunchNdates-- very discreet." "they wereNon different sides... so they could never be seen together." "Dinner dates followed... wherever their mutual travels took them." "And they fell in love... together... they would embark... on the most dangerousNmission of all time." "CARMEN:" "What?" "INGRID:" "They decided to marry." "CARMEN:" "Wow." "yes." "On her wedding day... she felt like she would rather brave... a thousand deadly missions... than go through with whatNshe was about to attempt." "CARMEN:" "Why is that?" "marriage is aNmission so complex... that only the most courageousNand slightly insane need apply." "There's such an amazingNseries of obstacles... one has to navigate toNkeep a marriage together-- much lessNfamily-- that it frightened even her... a hardened and experienced secret agent." "But when she saw him... standing there withNno doubt whatsoever... so assured of his decision... so enamored with whatNthey were about to do... she took his hand... looked deep into his eyes... and said the two most dangerous... most trusting wordsNyou can say to anyone." "CARMEN:" "What?" "I do." "that's so cool." "Yeah." "Then the problems started." "[Plane engine roars] there wasNalways some faction... that wanted at least one of them gone." "eachNagent was notorious... theyNmade tempting targets." "[No audio]" "they retired... settled down... had a few kids." "they exchanged... one life of adventure for another... trading espionageNfor parenthood-- a mysterious and compellingNmission in its own right." "And they're better off." "The end." "No "happily ever after"?" "I said they were better off." "butNit needs a new ending." "It needs monsters." "INGRID:" "Is that right?" "Do you want meNto look at your" "I put the medicine on." "munchkin." "Good night." "What was the story tonight?" "Mmm." "Ours." "I wonder... do you send the childrenNoff to bed with nightmares?" "Carmen asked for the story." "That life is over now." "not spies." "[Electronic beeping]" "INGRID:" "So I went to their school today." "Mm-hmm." "Had that meeting with the principal." "Hmm?" "Carmen's been skippingNschool twice a month." " Why?" "N" " I don't know." "And those school friendsNJuni talks about having?" "Yeah." "Diego somebody and Renaldo?" "No such beasts." "theNother kids pick on him." "He has no friends." "It doesn't help that he hasNhis head in the clouds... making these weird drawings... and burying himself intoNthat demented kids show." "[Beep]" "Gregorio... and I think it's our fault." "They've gotten this from us." "We have good reason to keep secrets." "If we told them we were spies... they'd have visions of dangerNevery time we leave the house." "Speaking of secrets... what are you working on over here?" "nothing important." "It's just..." "JUNI:" "Why do we have toNdo this every morning?" "We already have P.E. at school." "Uhh." "scaredy cat?" "Told you not to look down." "I can't help it." "I'm slipping." "CARMEN:" "It's yourNbutterfingers that are slipping." "Uhh !" "Hurry up!" "INcan--uhh !" " Uhh !" "N" " Whoa !" "Uhh !" "[Moaning]" "You just fell a thousandNfeet." "You're a pancake." " Am not.N" " Are too." "pancake." "[Crash]" "Butterfingers." "We'll see about that." "[Fax machine beeps]" "[Juni and Carmen arguing]" "Donnagon?" "Yeah." "He's missing." "Is this what you were hiding last night?" "I didn't want to worry you." "ANNOUNCER:" "We now return to... whyNdo you watch that show?" "Because it's cool." "Why?" "Because that's all you ever do." "Play its video gamesNand watch the tapes." "son?" "whatever you do... believe in yourself." "Your dreams will come true... for you and you and you." "a self-portrait?" "a self-portrait?" "he's mimicking me!" "leaveNyour brother alone." "stop talking like your sister." " Stop it.N- "Stop it." "talk to him." "JUNI:" "It's a Fooglie idea." "I designed it myself." "because today... we have a new character!" "We found him snoopingNaround the castle last night." "I want you all to meet Donnamight." "when Floop makesNa toy out of that one..." "I want it!" "[Speaking in alien tongue]" " Honey!" "N- [Tires squeal]" "[Speaking in foreign language]" "GREGORIO:" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Juni." "Juni." "Hey." "Anybody gives you aNhard time in there... you are a Cortez." "What's so special about being a Cortez?" "Lots of things." "it's the mummy." "mummy." "man." "you listen." "Ay yi... yi... yi." "let me see the dolls." "Nson." "Show them who's boss." "macho?" "[Sighs]" "cheering]" "chief?" "[School bell rings]" "I didn't think so." "My dad was gonna beat up your dad." "No more secrets." "Deal?" "Soon." "Definitely soon." "I even have to share a room with him... because he's so afraid of being alone." "Take care of Juni." "Show Juni right from wrong." "I shouldn't be responsibleNfor anybody but me." "Carmen." "What's so special about being a Cortez?" "Floop." "You'd be my friend." "MR. LISP:" "I thank you all... for attending today's demonstration." "Year after year... we pay outrageous sums ofNmoney to several inventors... to come up with our technologies." "Mr. Floop is one such visionary." "his inventionsNare somewhat questionable... need to be evaluated." "Mr. Floop... but our first billionNdollars bought us only this-- mutated secret agents." "The mutative process and brain wipe... caused their minds to turn to mush." "I have found little use forNthem except as novelties on my" "Ncurrently rated number two?" "Number two." "What the devil are these finger men?" "Oh." "They're called Thumb-thumbs." "Very capable robots." "All thumbs." "Useless." "INthink you'll enjoy this." "anNawesome power will emerge." "You will have but a moment to disarm it." "In exactly ten seconds." "Seven..." "Five..." "Three..." "FLOOP:" "One." "[Creaking]" "Johnny?" "Uhh !" "[Lisp groaning]" " You hesitated.N" " I had to." "He's my son." "Are you sure?" "I designed him." "I built him !" "His name is..." "Nthe second." "This is your big idea?" "Robot kids that look like my children." "The president's daughter?" "An almost-exact replica." "Sometimes in order to think big... you have to think small." "FLOOP:" "ThroughNphysio-electrical imaging..." "I can make them look like anyone... yet the cunning and intelligence... of the world's greatestNespionage agents... all rolled into tinyNpackages I call "Spy Kids." "Spy Kids... with your vast stores of knowledge... what are four of the fiveNphysiological indications... that a human being is lying?" "[Speaking in robot language]" "They're not quite finished." "Missing one crucial element." "Missing what?" "Their brains." "These buckets of bolts willNnever pass as children !" "Floop-- a window of opportunityNthat's closing fast!" "We will be back in twoNdays to pick up our army... cut our losses... and lay your entireNsilly empire to waste!" "No more time." "children." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Minion." "Now all I have to do isNmake them work for real." "LISP:" "Ow!" " You're going where?" "N" " On assignment." "including Donnagon." "no demands.NThey just disappeared." "you areNaccepting an assignment?" "Devlin." "Devlin himself called?" "asked me to go in." "I'm going with you." "you're always lookingNto go on another mission... but we have children now." "GREGORIO:" "We can't both leave." "I want to go on an adventure.NI want to save the world." "it's old." "If it wasn't for DonnagonNand the other agents..." "I would be turning thisNmission down myself." "clearly." "You're gonna turn me down?" "Me?" "Spy boy." "[Whispering]" "Ingrid..." "Ingrid." "[Clears throat]" "What--what aboutNthe children?" " Uncle Felix!" "N" " Uncle Felix!" "how are you?" "you were this big." "You're shrinking." "What's up?" "take this bag." "guy." "anyway." "Do I know you?" "[Engine starts]" "uh" "NLike old times?" "[Whispers] Yeah." "INGRID:" "S-4-1-4Nto Santa Cecilia... on assignment to Bond." "COMPUTER VOICE:" "Missing OSS operatives." "Agents Ingrid andNGregorio Cortez en route." "it's good toNhear those names again." "Greg." " Ahem.N" " And Mrs. Cortez." "Updates." "GRADENKO:" "They're beingNloaded into your central now." "GREGORIO:" "Scan the area." "[Whispers] All right." "Why don't we call them?" "They'll be getting up for school soon." "They should know what we're up to." "Ingrid." "You're right." "our first time outNin nearly a decade... and all we can do isNthink about the children." "Agent" "[Scrambled transmission]" "Repeat the rendezvous point." "[Static]" "Believe in yourself." "Picking up a--aNTV satellite?" "Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez." "I believe you haveNsomething that I want." "No." "I know who that is.NThat's" " We've got a follower." "Not for long." "Watch this." "What's that?" "They got us.NThey got" "Uhh !" "And this is what CarmenNwould look like as a Fooglie." "[Alarm sounding]" "my God." "Is this a fire drill?" "Put these on quickly." "WeNdon't have any time to" "[Alarm stops]" "Follow me." "Follow me." "Come on !" "Come on !" "Follow me!" "There's a lot for you to knowNand very little time to explain." "Uncle Felix!" "I'm not your uncle." "Your parents are international spies." "but they'veNbeen mostly inactive... for the last nine years." "What are you talking about?" "I was assigned to protect your family... but something's gone wrong." "I have to take you to the safe house." "My parents can't be spies.NThey're not cool enough." "That's cool." "FELIX:" "According to the coordinates..." "Nthey're being taken to Asia... or South America." "Go in there." "I'll be right back." "And if you're not?" "Hit the blue button to seal the door... and the green button to go." "Is this a joke?" "[Muttering]" "[Breaking glass] look!" "Carmen !" "[Electronic beeping]" "Whoa !" "You'll have to go to theNsafe house without me." "look out!" " Yeah !" "Yeah !" "N" " Find the OSS!" "Tell them the Third BrainNlives!" "You must find-- behind you!" "CARMEN:" "What are those things?" "JUNI:" "Get them!" "CARMEN:" "Felix!" "Get them!" "[Electronic noises]" "Press the blue and green buttons." "We can't leave Felix behind !" "[Crash] we can." "green to go." "Quick!" "Here's the green button.NBlue button first!" "Juni!" "You never do anything right!" "then green !" "YouNgotta seal the door!" "I can't find the blue!" "CARMEN:" "Hang on !" "JUNI:" "What are those things?" "but they're catching up!" " Where's the gas pedal?" "N" " No!" "Don't touch anything !" "[Electronic sounds]" "You weirdo!" "You switched it to manual!" "Aah !" "JUNI:" "How do you work this thing?" "CARMEN:" "It was programmedNto take us to the safe house." " Aah !" "N" " Aah !" "[Carmen and Juni scream]" "Aah !" "Juni?" "Juni?" "what are you doing down there?" "Help me!" "[Screaming]" "Hang on !" "I'm coming to get you !" "Uhh !" "[Electronic beeping]" "Uhh !" "Aah !" "COMPUTER:" "Autopilot re-engaged." "CARMEN:" "Wow!" "We are definitely gonnaNbe late for school." "Stop shaking." "I can't." "or you'llNgive yourself more warts." "CARMEN:" "We're gonna beNfine." "Just be cool... and do exactly as I say." "OK." "[Electronic beeping]" "[Computer engages]" "COMPUTER:" "Welcome toNthe N.I.X. Super Guppy." "[Beeping and whistling] don't touch anything." "Juni!" " Whoa !" "N" " Whoa !" "Cool." "COMPUTER:" "NDestination--safe house." "thirty minutes." "close your eyes.N" " Why?" "all right?" "you can open your eyes now." "Thanks." "I just don't want youNcrying all over me." "are we?" "[Chiming]" "COMPUTER:" "Refreshments ready." "sir?" "[Flushing]" "Now flushing your poop." "yeah." "[Computer mumbling]" "Very dangerous." "[Chittering]" "INGRID:" "Characters from Floop's TV show." "They're prisoners." "Minion." "We're running out of time." "sir." "IngridNand Gregorio Cortez... are the only agents I know ofNthat never had a weakness..." "MINION: but times change." "Now they have two." "JUNI:" "Did you lock it?" "[Theft alarm beeping]" "CARMEN:" "Yep." "That's the safe house?" "JUNI:" "Looks more like an outhouse." "DOOR:" "Your name?" "Carmen Cortez." "please." "I don't use my full name." "It's too long." "please." "Carmen Elizabeth JuanitaNCosta-Brava Cortez." "My name's a pass-code?" "[Generator humming]" "[Machines beeping]" "Whoa." "This place is amazing." "Empty." "How safe is a safe houseNif there's nothing to eat?" "[Gears winding]" "Machete's Buddy Pack"?" "Whoa !" "Emergency cash?" "From every country." "I think I'd better take all of that." "Check it out." "Carmen !" "We'll see them again.NJust like they said." "So this time we'reNsupposed to believe them." "Let's stop worrying about the children." "They still wear diapers." "Only one is in diapersNand only at night." "OK?" "This is why I never wantedNto go on another mission." "Are you blaming me for this?" "An hour ago you seemedNhappy to be back in the game." "An hour ago I was not a prisoner of war." "that's all." "This is one way to findNout who's behind all this." "If I can just get the pressure right." "She's still got it." "How did you do that?" "what about me?" "Remember when we couldNsense danger a mile away?" "[Floor cracking]" " Those were the days.N" " Yeah." "No." "Aah !" "Sweetheart!" "Oh !" "Oh !" "Heh heh !" "Clever." "come on." "fine." "Very clever." "Virtual room." "Let's go." "Where are we?" "You gotta give himNpoints for imagination." "Whoa !" "[Ticking]" "Fifteen minutes to escape." "With your reputations INwas expecting something... a little more impressive." "we can eat!" "you are Floop." "Mmhh !" "You watch my show!" "my son does." "He does?" "Wonderful!" "Carmen and Juni." "But not your daughter... isn't it?" "And Juni?" "Heh heh !" "Your children will be joining us soon." "Careful!" "I snap my fingers... and my fingers snap you." "Heh heh !" "Where are the OSS agents you've taken?" "Twelve years ago... they were part of aNresearch team for the OSS... attempting to create aNsynthetic intelligence... if you will." "Research since destroyed." "If the OSS destroyed its research... it was for a reason." "hmm?" "hmm?" "Someone else who could rebuild it." "Mr. Corteth?" "[Gulps]" "Felix." "[Chattering and squealing]" "I think he's gonna be a best-seller." "And just in time for the holiday rush." "Heh... heh... heh !" "everNbuild anything for you." "Thank you for joining us." "Whoa !" "Whoa !" "[Metal crashing]" "How To Be A Spy." "Author unknown." "A goodNspy uses-- two" "Ow!" "Gosh !" "You're too close!" "A good spy uses his head." Got that?" "It's the first one in the book." "gross!" " What do you see?" "N" " You." "Very funny." "Focus your eyes closer... on the glasses themselves." "Whoa !" "Maps and readouts." "CARMEN:" "That's the computer screen." "It's a database of some kind." "CARMEN:" "The wedding from the story." "It was theirs." "They should've told us about this stuff." "Yeah?" "What about Diego and Renaldo... and all your make-believe friends?" "Should Mom and Dad know about that?" "What about all the days you skip school?" " Want them to know about that?" "N" " That's my business." "Carmen?" "I don't have a key." "GoNknock it against something." "A good spy has no fear." "Juni." "Guess you can't be a spy." "A good spy putsNhimself--" herself-- in the mind-set of the opponent." "Mind-set." "That's exactly what we'll do." "I think it's up to us." "You with me?" " With you what?" "N" " Find the OSS like Felix said." " OK.N" " Then let's go." "[Knocking on front door]" "Hi!" "I'm Ms. Gradenko.NWe work for your parents." "We?" "GRADENKO:" "I can understandNif you don't trust me..." "You were a baby when we first met." "Remember me now?" "Sorry." "I have a key." "You see?" "We're all on the same side.NWe're here to protect you." "My mom has a bracelet like that." "OSS standard issue." "We all have one." "OSS?" "You work with my parents?" "please listen closely." "Open your ears." "You father was able to send oneNlast communique this morning... before he disappeared." "It consisted of five letters." "F-I-O..." "O..." "P!" "JUNI:" "But you're wrong." "Fabulous Floop would never do that." "trust me." "He's not that fabulous." "recognize these?" "Floop's Fooglies." "I've got toy versions." "This is what they lookedNlike before he mutated them." "CARMEN:" "You mean these mutantsNare captured secret agents?" " We're dealing with a genius.N" " Told you Floop was a freak." "little tuneless song... the characters sing?" "NPlay it backwards..." "FOOGLIES:" "We're trapped!" "NFloop is a madman!" "Help us!" "Save us!" "Floop is a madman!" "Help us!" "Save us!" "A cry for help." "Will Floop do that to Mom and Dad?" "Definitely." "Unless he gets somethingNyour father helped develop." "If there's anything youNcan possibly remember" " The Third Brain lives.N" " What?" "Felix gave us a messageNto deliver to the OSS... and here you are." "Here I am." "What's the message?" "The Third Brain lives." "Ohh !" "Carmen... you have just joined the ranksNof women spies in the OSS." "Brilliant." " Girls.N" " Now." "GRADENKO:" "Where does theNThird Brain live exactly?" "Did Felix tell you that?" "CARMEN:" "I don't think he said." "GRADENKO:" "He didn't say?" "Are you sure?" "Search the place." "Nso it must be here." "You were at our house?" "no!" "my God." "It exists." "That's what Floop wants?" "Oh !" "It's so beautiful!" "Carmen !" "She's working for Floop!" "Fly this to Floop's castle immediately." "ma'am.N" " Don't move!" "[Instruments whirring and clicking] ha !" "GRADENKO:" "You don't evenNknow what those things are." "I know they've heavy." "theyNcost millions of dollars!" "That brain's the only thing... keeping Mom and Dad from being zapped !" "GRADENKO:" "Stop her!" "Aah !" "Send in the thumbs." "Wait for me!" "Unh !" "How do you work this thing?" "!" "Bring her back!" "ah !" "Don't youNwant to see your parents... you little brat?" " Unh !" "N" " Whoops!" "Sorry!" "Get back!" "What's wrong with you?" "NThey're just children." "Ugh !" "Unh !" "Aah !" "Bad hair day." "Uh-oh." "Going up!" "Uh-oh." "[Watch beeping]" "What?" "Where did you go?" "I'm right behind him !" "Where are you?" "I'm toast." "Give me back that brain !" "huh?" "See ya !" "Whoa !" "my sister!" "brother!" "Uh-oh !" "JUNI:" "I can't hold on much longer!" "you big baby!" "butterfingers!" "I'm not gonna make it!" "CARMEN:" "We're almost there!" " Don't drop me!" "N" " I'm not gonna drop you !" " Aah !" "N" " Oh." "Aah !" "Unh !" "What would you do without me?" "[Tires screeching]" "Hi!" "cruel world" "All you little boys and girls" "And some mean nasty people" "Want to have you for their supper" "But if you follow me you can all be free you can all be free" "As a bird on a big TV if you dream" "If you dream my dream cruel worldNfull of nasty boys and girls nasty people nasty" "But there's a way you can make your day" "Nyou can come and stay awhile" "Nyou can have it all with me" "Nyou can dream my dream" "You can dream..." "My dream" "[Fooglies chattering]" "Cut!" "[Fooglies yelping]" "Lock them up!" "Whoa !" "Minion?" " I don't" " My show!" "nit needs something !" "That thing that willNtake it to number one." "I can feel it... but I can think straightNenough to figure it out." "you're spending tooNmuch time on this program." "You should be more concernedNwith our grand diabolical plan." " Syndication?" "N" " The army of robot children." "This hardware gets in theNway of my creative abilities." "You lost the children." "Not only did they escape... they took the Third Brain with them." "It exists?" "Completely." "Cortez lied to us." "Send our best Thumbs." "if you want to catch a criminal... you send a criminal." "If you want toNsnare a spy" "Minion !" "I've been baking underNthose studio lights." " If you want to findNa child..." " Mm-hmm?" "Send a child." "Minion." "Thank you... sir." "[Horns honking]" "[Computer beeping]" "Some locating device." "I can't even figure out whereNthe coordinates point to." "Who makes this?" "Machete Products." "What are you doing?" "!" "That's our bargaining chipNon getting Mom and Dad back." "This is what Floop wants." "I think Mom and DadNwould want this destroyed." "How do you know what they want?" "youNdidn't even know who they were." "We keep the brain." "For now." "Why are you still wearing that?" "That could be a tracer.NThey could be tracking us." "Don't start pointing fingers at me." "stupid." "You better stop calling me names." "Or what?" "Or I'm gonna call you names." "The booger was right." "I hate that!" "[Gears clicking]" "Thought I ditched you." "Why are you dressed like a geek?" "We're no longer relatives." "Go away." "[Speaking gibberish]" "You're just gettingNstupider by the minute." "JUNI:" "Get away from me." "Hey!" "Put me down !" "[Motors whirring]" "Always wanted to do this." "huh?" "Juni!" "Put me down !" "CARMEN:" "Destroy the brain !" "Destroy it!" "[Gears pulsing]" "Aah !" "Ohh." "[Juni moaning]" "[Kids shouting]" "They took the brain?" "but I took her necklace." " She didn't even notice.N" " They weren't very smart." "Yours couldn't even speak." "Limited edition." "Spy Kid." "One of five hundred..." "Floop could have hundredsNof these flying around." "The Third Brain makes them smart." "They're building an army." "We've got to save Mom and Dad." "Only they can stop the robots." "But who's gonna help us?" "We had it working." "A synthetic intelligenceNas smart as any spy." "Why don't you go aheadNand tighten that brain up?" "GREGORIO:" "The Third Brain System." "The OSS Director realizedNit was too dangerous... if the wrong forcesNfound the technology." "We were ordered to destroy it." "Why keep that a secret from me?" "To protect us fromNsomething you destroyed?" "Or something you didn't." "[Clears throat] from the children." "It has to stop." "I'm sorry." "He wants the Brain." "Nwe risk the world." "So what in the world do we do?" "but... this is all we got." "[Tires screeching]" "What are we doing here?" "CARMEN:" "Dad's code name must be Hombre." "this must be Machete." "We're getting help from Dad's best man?" "What are you working on?" "World's smallest camera." "I don't see it." "but it sees you." "You sell counterintelligence stuff here?" " Come back with your parents.N" " We can't." "We need something fastNthat can get us here." "Who are you?" "Carmen Elizabeth JuanitaNCosta-Brava Cortez." "[Beeping and dinging]" "Gregorio Cortez is our father." "JUNI:" "You were at his wedding." "You will turn around.NYou will leave my shop." "Because I never want toNhear my brother's name again." "You're our uncle?" "Our real uncle?" "'Cause weNalready got a fake uncle." "Gregorio Cortez is my younger brother." "MINION:" "President's daughter." "President's son." "good." "Prime Minister's son." "General's daughter." "They're all here as planned." "I have to get back to my show now." "You must focus on the task at hand." "We have to prepare the armyNbefore Mr. Lisp arrives." "Minion." "FLOOP:" "I don't think I ever did." "Explain." "the robot kids." "FLOOP:" "Those aren't myNideas." "They're yours." "So what?" "I think that's why they're not working." "Not yet they're not." "you see..." "I now have the Third Brain." "MINION:" "I don't need you anymore." "Minion?" "it's Mr. Minion now." "haveNserved your purpose." "Children... lock him in the... virtual room." "[Gasp] aren't you?" "What makes you say that?" "Nyou're always traveling... and no one knows whatNyou do for a living." "I think we all have uncles like that." "Another fine Machete product." "You make the best spyNinventions in the world." "MA CHETE:" "That's correct." "good and bad." "That's why Dad hasn't spokenNof you in all these years." "JUNI:" "Ever sell stuff to Floop?" "Why?" "CARMEN:" "OurNMom and Dad-- your brother-- areNhis prisoners... and if we don't do something to help... something really bad'sNgonna happen to them." "I don't see why you won't help him !" "You think I want to baby-sitNmy brother the rest of my life?" "Watch out for Gregorio.NTake care of Gregorio." "Make sure GregorioNknows right from wrong." "Not anymore." "Machete's not responsibleNfor nobody but Machete." "But that's not what family is." "We're just brothers." "CainNand Abel were brothers." "Look how they ended up." "the only thing that will get you... to Floop's castle fast enough... is this." "It's tiny." "but it's fast." "Will you go?" "No." " For your brother?" "N" " No!" "Then how about for us..." "Nyour niece and nephew?" "No." " How about if" " No!" "NNo!" "A million times no!" "Pass the pig intestines." "I'm not eating that now." "Nope." " Can I haveNa" " No!" "Glass of water?" "Thank you for letting us stay here... while we ponder ourNparents' terrible fate." "INwouldn't be doing this much." "So family does meanNmore to you than money." "No." "too." "Ready?" "Let's go." "CARMEN:" "Now we're talkin'." "[Snoring]" "[Whispering] What are you doing?" "Getting the map to Floop's castle." "Shh." "It's just a reflex." "Look." "He's still asleep." "[Snores loudly]" "[Snoring]" "Never send an adult to do a kid's job." "yeah." "What can I do to help?" "Remember that spy plane up on the roof?" "Yeah." "Start reading." "Oh." "Homework." "[Rooster crows]" "[Groans]" "[Engines warming up]" "No!" "CARMEN:" "Hurry up!" "He'sNcoming !" "He's coming !" "Uncle Machete!" "CARMEN:" "Thanks for the plane!" "so here's the new plan." "Nrescue Mom and Dad... then somehow stop Floop... from using the brain on the robots... before they're sent outNto dominate the world." " Think we can do that?" "N" " How hard could it be?" "[Alarms sounding]" "I didn't do anything." "OK." "Airspeed--fine.NAltitude--fine." "CARMEN:" "Autopilot...failing?" "great." "Another fine Machete product." "Take control." "We have to go to manual." "Now!" "CARMEN:" "You were supposedNto read all the instructions!" "meathead." "Better stop calling me names." "booger breath !" "Stop it or I'll call you names." "warthog." "Try me...diaper lady." "Aha." "Hope you're wearing one now." " How long have you known?" "N" " Since forever." "Mom made me swear not to mention it." "So now we're even !" "now you've done it!" "I knew this was gonna happen !" "We're gonna crash ifNyou don't do something !" "you kamikaze!" "JUNI:" "But now it's balanced!" "Landing gear." "No landing gear." "We're gonna crash !" "CARMEN:" "Nope." "We're gonna drop." "Get your regulator ready." "Com systems check." "Can you hear me?" "Yeah." "Let's try that cave over there." "CARMEN:" "The water's warmer in here." "I just peed." " Ecch.N" " Sorry." "A Thumb-thumb." "A realNlive" "What did you do to him?" "Machete's electroshock gumballs." "It says long lasting." "ButNI don't trust wrappers." "Come on." "come on." "What are you doing?" "World's smallest cameras." "I just placed them allNover the main hallways." " Sweet.N" " Thanks." "Thumb-thumbs and FoogliesNcoming up the south hall." "Got an idea?" "Yeah." "JUNI:" "Agent Donnagon?" "[Speaking backwards]" "Where's my mom and dad?" "[Speaking backwards]" "Thanks." " I got it.N" " What'd he say?" "I'll play it backwards." "DONNAGON:" "They're in the dungeon." "Hurry." "See if they know whereNthe Brain room is." "Uh-oh." "Thumb-thumbs--everywhere." "Let's see if they like bubbles." "fellow agents." "Sknaht!" "[Jabbering excitedly]" "MINION ON P.A.:" "AllNrobots please report..." "Nand six for immediate loading." "This is the ventilator shaft here." "CARMEN:" "But the dungeon's onNthe other side of the castle." "How do we get there undetected?" "[Whispering] I thinkNthey've gotten smarter... since the last time we met." "Intruder." "intruder... intruder..." " Can you make it?" "N" " I think so." "Come on." "Come on !" " Carmen !" "N" " Find Mom and Dad !" "I hope this leads to the dungeon." "FLOOP:" "You there." "What's that on your hands?" "aren't they?" "great." "From sweaty hands sprout warts." "FLOOP:" "Do you know whyNyou have sweaty hands?" "From being scared all the time." "You don't look very scared to me." "That's because I'm mad.NYou kidnapped my parents..." "Nand swallowed up my sister." "But I didn't want any of that." " I thought Floop was a genius.N" " You did?" "You watch my show?" "More than you know." "Alexander Minion." "Agent Cortez." "Wonderful to see you again." " You know him?" "N" " Yeah." "He was on the Third Brain Project... until I noticed heNwas trying to inject... his own ideas into the system." "I turned him in." "He was thrown out of the OSS." "MINION:" "I'm afraid I'm notNnearly the artist Floop is." "But not to worry." "I have something else in mind." "What do you think you're goingNto accomplish by doing this?" "Mrs. Cortez... goal oriented." "Psychotically so." "Alex." "So I think it's refreshing... to every once in a while... have some fun." "and don't worryNabout your little brats." "They'll still be able to see you." "Every weekday morningNbetween 7:30 and 8:00." "CARMEN:" "Aah !" "Uhh !" "[Clanking and whirring]" "I trust this time Floop willNhave a success to show us." "sir." "Your army is complete." "The ultimate destructiveNforce is now within your grasp." "I'll believe that when I see it." "Ms. Gradenko." "Alex." "Let's never have children." " So Minion is the evil one.N" " Yes." "FLOOP:" "But I will be blamed." "You have every reasonNto be disappointed in me." "So what would you do if youNcould shut this thing off... and get out of here?" "It's impossible." "It can onlyNbe turned off from the outside." "Just suppose." "I'd stop Minion." "FLOOP:" "I'd stop theNrobot army and hope... that the world would forgive me." "[Gagging]" "Floop..." "Nthen you're gonna help me." " Minion must be stopped.N" " Just one thing." "My show--whatNdoes it need?" "I know it needs something desperately... but I can't figure it out." "Maybe you can?" "It needs children." "Hold still." "Now let's stop Minion." "Must be stopped." "Must be stopped !" "This one's for my sister!" "Juni." "Hola." "Carmen?" "Juni?" " Mom !" "N" " Mom !" "Aah !" "That's my Fooglie!" "The one I drew." "It's dad." "You're here!" " What's he doing here?" "N" " He's OK." "He's OK." "INGRID:" "How did you get here?" "going places... taking ferry rides... in the city..." "INGRID:" "It's OK." "It's OK." "I know." "We'll talk about it when we get home." " Running off to Belize.N" " What?" "You went where?" "You're right." "Let's just talkNabout this when we get home." "no." "OK?" "free from your family?" "Hey!" "I used to." "Not anymore." "You turned my dad into a Fooglie?" "I didn't." "But I might be able to change him back." "[Squeaking]" "MINION:" "Gentlemen... your army marches toNmeet us as we speak." "MINION:" "Your faith and your patience... have meant more than you know." "I speak for Mr. Floop whenNI say that the value... we place onNpartnership is" "FLOOP:" "Minion!" "This is Floop." "Please report to theNrobotics lab at once." "big-timeNproblems with the robots." "LISP:" "I thought youNsaid Floop wasn't here." "He's not." "Nas in mucho grande problemo." "I'm gonna... just be a moment." "FLOOP:" "Minion!" "Floop?" "Where are you?" "FLOOP:" "Behind you." "What do you think you're doing?" "You're supposed to beNin line with the others." "[Using Minion's voice] You'reNsupposed to be with the others." " Stop that.N" " Stop that!" " Stop that this instant!" "N" " Stop that this instant!" "Stop that right now!" "Or what?" "No." "NCortez." "Very clever indeed." "Yes." "He gets that from his mother." "Can I offer some sort of truceNin exchange for your daughter?" "Spoken for." "There you are." "Didn'tNsee you." "Didn't see her." "Yaah !" "I am going to show you what happens... when you cross theNline and involve family." "INGRID:" "Now let's getNnice and comfortable." "Yes." "Promising." "Thank you." "but you can." "Ingrid." "come on." "Fools." "ha !" "Come on." "We have to keep the armyNfrom leaving the castle." "Our only chance is toNget to the control room... and hope that their missionsNhave not been programmed." "And what if they have?" "Then there's no one onNearth who can stop them." " One at a time.N" " Go." "Go." "left!" "That way." "Where's Mom and Dad?" "Your doppelgangers have them." "Can you shut them down from here?" "It's too late." "The Third Brain isNlinked not only to them... but to all the robot children." " Can't you remove it?" "N" " We can't take 500 brains out!" " So don't." "Just reprogram it.N" " That would take weeks!" " Just two words.N" " A binary switch." "Of course." "So they would define right as wrong..." "And wrong as right." "Come on." "But it's not that simple." "Figure it out." "We'll be back for you." "Teach them to be good." "Mr. Lithp.NYou'll be more comfortable." "It's Lisp." "isNthe only comfort I need." "sir." "Minion?" "What happened to your head?" "don't worry." "INthink it's reversible." "Mom !" "Dad !" "Careful." "They're stronger and smarter now." "So are we." "Yaah !" "See?" "shi...take mushrooms." "Whoa !" "Ohh !" "Ohh...ohh...ohh... ohh...ohh...ohh..." "Let's go." "GREGORIO:" "Lisp." "Should haveNknown you were behind this." "I take it you are Minion." "[Giggles]" "Ms. Gradenko..." "I think." "all right." "I owe my new look to your children." "Remind me to raise their allowance." "I think nowNwould be a good time... to see a demonstration of yourNwonderfully demonic children." "Certainly." "Argh !" "Your parents were so easy to capture... and you're not any better." "Poor little Juni." "Defenseless and weak." "You're a worthless little squirt." "Juni!" "Don't listen toNher." "You're not worthless!" "You figured out how to get us here." "not bad." "You talked to the FoogliesNand saved Mom and Dad." "Juni!" "You're strong!" "Juni!" "Ow." "Puny..." "Juni." "It's all over." "[Giggling]" "Instant cement!" "That should hold them." "[Cement cracking]" " Let's go find Mom and Dad.N" " Good idea." "MINION:" "All robots reportNto the grand room... for a final demonstrationNof your destructive powers." "Dad !" "N" " Juni!" "close your eyes." "OK?" "socking]" "Whoa !" "INGRID:" "Any ideas?" "I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." "Wonderful." "Wonderful." " Carmen?" "N" " No." "Juni?" "GREGORIO:" "I've thought itNout." "Yes." "I've thought it out." "I think I got it." "INGRID:" "Tell us." "here's what we do." "I'll take the hundred on the right." "you take theNhundred on the left." "hundred center-left." "center-right." "It'll work." "It'll work." "Dad." "We need one more person." "little brother." "Children !" "Tear them limb from limb." "Good." "How?" "How?" "man..." "[Gasps] Of course!" " Aah !" "N" " Haaah !" "LISP:" "Aah !" "LISP:" "Minion !" "TellNthem to put me down !" "sir." "Anything we tell them goesNin one ear and out the other!" "Why did you come back?" "For the same reason I left." "You know what?" "I don't remember that reason." "Neither do I." "[Sniffling] it's OK." "It's OK." "Let it go." "Let it go." "He's fine." "He's gonna be fine." "He's emotional." "Latinos." "OK." "That's it." "That's it." "That's it." "what did you teach them?" "It's not what I canNteach the children... but what you taught me." "and not because... you were the biggest or the strongest... but because you wereNpure of heart and of mind." "And now the robots haveNlearned that as well." "Thank you." "We went on the old-fashionedNadventure I always wanted." "And we didn't do one thing right." "Nope." "We did two things right." "There is something thatNwe have to tell you." "INGRID:" "Your father and I... we're secret agents." "We have something to tell you." "too." "NEWSCASTER:" "Eight moreNincidents witnessed today... all in different countries... of yet another group of children... who've done some incredible good deeds." "It seems that a day doesn't go by... that another amazing child... performs some outstandingNact of charity... or community service." "Who are these children... and why are they so good at being good?" "I gotta have the business section." "I thought you closed down your shop." "but I gotta keepNtabs on free enterprise." "can weNplease stop fighting?" "it's time for..." "Floop's Fooglies!" "my children." "I'd like to introduce you... to two new characters on our show..." "Carmenita and Junito." "[Beeping tone]" "Cortezes." "An emergency assignmentNhas come up in the Far East." "I need you on it right away." "Devlin." "so..." "GREGORIO:" "Whether weNcome out of retirement... or not is a decision that is up to us... and our kids." "NI wasn't talking to you." "Ey?" "this assignmentNis for Carmen and Juni." "They're the ones we need." "They're the two mostNamazing field agents... that this organization's ever seen." "kids?" "You up for it?" "if you want the Cortezes... you take all the Cortezes... even Mom and Dad." "we do together." "Spy work...that's easy." "Keeping a family together... that's difficult." "And that's the missionNworth fighting for." "INknow that you're with me" "Get down and stay out of sight move like a flash you're safe" "Spy Kids" "Are gonna save the world" "Fly high" "It's time to save the world" "always in danger everything's all right nothing is stranger than" "What you'll find" "Spy Kids" "Are gonna save the world" "Fly high" "It's time to save the world" "Little spies" "Have a big surprise" "And make no mistake" "Because we're in charge" "You'd better watch out" "always in danger always in danger" " Look outN" " Spy Kids" "Always in danger" "Love it" "Spy Kids" "Are gonna save the world go" "cruel world" "All you little boys and girls nasty people" "Want to have you for their supper" "Nyou can all be free you can all be free" "As a bird on a big TV if you dream" "My dream cruel worldNfor the nasty boys and girls nasty people nasty" "But there's a way you can make your day you can smile" "You can come and stay a while" "You can dream my dream" "You can have it all with me" "Nyou can dream my dream" "You can dream" "My Dream" "NThE end"