"Starring" "PART-TIME WORK" "Cast" "Directed by" "Siniša, what are you doing?" " Looking for the worms." "Are you nuts?" "You've digged up the lawn totally." "The best worms are here." " You'll get fined by communal services again." "Milutin, you don't get us, the fishermen." " I don't, so?" "You shouldn't be making a fuss early on." "People may think it's a war, and that you're digging the trenches." "I keep coming upon you when you're angry." "Don't blame your third shifts on me." "Take this." "Seka!" "It's a six o'clock." "Wake up." "What is it!" "?" "I'm tired." "Can't wait to sleep." "Get up!" " Only five minutes more." "Come on, I've been working all night." "Get out, I have to dress." " Keep quiet!" "Dress up in the bathroom." "You woke me up at the most beautiful moment." "I've been dreaming about you and me on a desert island." "You were at one end, and I was at another." "I was trying to get closer to you." "The sea waves..." "Seka, I'll be late for work!" "You're going to the market, not to the dances." "Here, madmoiselle." "Seka went out for the groceries." "Siniša is leaving, too." "We are finally alone." "Just you and me." "Today in our craftsmanship class we will talk about the needlepoint." "I'll show you how to stitch when you're making one." "Bring your needlepoints for the next class, everybody!" "Boo!" "Who said "Boo"?" "Me." "As first, I haven't come up with this." "It's by the curriculum." "Go see the manager, Milanovic!" "Stop!" "Get back to your place." "Hi." "Why did you come?" " I was coming back from work." "My friends keep teasing me for this." "How did the school go?" " It sucked." "We have to make a needlepoint." "What?" "Girls practice on an electric saw, and we have to make the needlepoints." "That's a modern class, son." "I have asked you not to play music so loud!" "That's the right way of listening!" " Really!" "?" "It could be quieter, too." " Yes, but I like this way more!" "There is no music without your ears bleeding!" "No way!" "Why don't you play the guitar?" " I've asked an electric one!" "That's all we need!" "We could make a band." "I would play, and you would sing." "Really?" "You don't have a modern face anyway." "What?" " Face!" "Thanks a lot, Ivan." "Is that a way of speaking with your mother?" "Why don't you try to become a radio anchorwoman, or marry a sheikh?" "I'll marry the first man I run into, just to put you in order, you know." "I think that you don't have some big chances at the moment." "That's rude!" "Ivan, do I have something worthy?" "Yes." "Me." "That's a good one!" "Ivan..." "What's up?" "Don't fool with me." "You know that I like you the most." "What about Dad?" "Did you love him?" "What kind of question is that?" " Did you?" "I was 20, and he was young, handsome and had moustaches, had the car..." "He was a cabdriver, and..." "I liked him, and..." " And?" " And what?" "Have you fallen in love only because of that?" "Because of what?" " His car." "Not because of a car." "Stop with all this." "I saw the photo." "You've been standing next to it." "A wreck." "Pedagogue - child." "What's more, a modern pedagogue replaces the parent nowadays, while the school replaces family." "Colleague Pantic, I haven't seen you much around lately." "I'm here." "You are not coming to the syndicate meetings." "At the end, we have an appeal filed by our part-time craftsmanship teacher, Siniša Pantic, about his employment in an indefinite period." "Comrade Pantic applied his request to the teachers' council." "Hallo?" "Los Angeles?" "Who set up a conversation with L.A.?" "Over a school phone!" "What are we?" "The school, the post, or a travel agency?" "Last week, comradess Mileusnic put an ad in the papers with school's number for selling her piano and sofa." "Colleague Stamatovic is continuously being called over a phone about some picklock." "While colleague Markovic receives only coded messages." "Someone called yesterday, leaving a message that "the white pigeon flew out of the cage"." "We're going to clear all this up." " I'm for the truth game, too." "You better keep quiet." "You are not naive either." "Me!" "?" "How can you say that?" "I organize the whole extracurricular program." "What about you?" "What was the last time you took the kids to the fresco gallery?" "Please, let's get back to my request!" "Right." "That's an important subject, too." "I like children, but you are overdoing it." "A fifth child within a six year period." " That's my lawful right." "I know, but we have to take part-time teachers every once in a while only because of you." "You are not to decide how many children I'll have." "You think it's being easy for me?" "I wasn't meant to be rude, but it doesn't do any good to our income." "The meeting is closed." "This is the third time you've been delaying my request!" "Some other time!" "The meeting is closed." "When will you throw this bird out from the house?" "It doesn't bother anyone." "I think it's crazy to keep a raven in the flat." " A magpie!" "Magpie, raven..." "Whatever, it's not hygienically." "I'm ready." "Who's going with me?" " How should I know?" "Siniša, I'll give you the money." "Take her out to the cinema." "I've seen all the movies." "I could take her to the circus, but I'm afraid they may keep her there." "So rude you are!" "Milutin, you will be late for work." "I'm so lucky for having a night job." "I can't see you or listen to you." "I can't be going out with her anymore." "You think it's comfortable for two women alone?" "Don't be worried about her." "You should be worried about your brother." "He came here for seven days only until he gets along, but he stayed 10 years." "I'd like to see you with a major pedagogue degree." "Besides, you sister came for couple of days, but she's here six years already." "At least she doesn't drive my car." "How could I meet someone if I sit at home?" "You are watching, colleague, eh?" "I have a break, so I went out on a fresh air." "I meant to ask you something." "When my request comes on the agenda..." " Don't worry, that'll be all fine." "Say, I wanna ask you..." "Do you have good housing conditions?" "In which sense?" " For taking a broad home." "No." "I live with my sister, brother-in-law, and his sister." "What?" " A crowded house." "I have a bad situation with my parents, too." "They're retired, they don't go out or travel." "They're home all day." "I thought you could help me." " I'm sorry." "Doesn't matter, I'll ask Stamatovic." "He's divorced." "Bye, colleague." "Colleague Pantic, seems like you're avoiding me." "God preserve." "I think that we, being a younger staff, should have a tighter relationship." "I agree." "We could meet afternoon." "Ok, but isn't it inappropriate?" "You know the people in our collective." "They'll talk stuff when they see us together." "You are exaggerating, colleague." " Ok, then." "See you after school." "10.23m." "Poor shot." "I didn't warm up yet." "I'm in shape only after tenth shot." "Does this belongs to free activity or in a regular school program?" "Is that really important?" "11.42m." "We could have a tea at your place." "I'm living with my friend." " Is she getting out of her room?" "No, but I can't anyway." " Why?" "Tomorrow is "Belgrade Open"." " So?" " I have to be in shape." "Ružica, I'm in shape right now." "Hey, that's a fantastic shot!" "Why don't you start practicing?" "Colleague Stamatovic, let me help you!" "Thanks, but no need, I already got wet." "Sorry, you are out of luck." "I already gave the key of my apartment to Markovic." "You have won by a whisker." " By the key." "I was quicker, what can you do." " I'll ask tomorrow." "I think he promised it to Novakovic, he got back from the army." "So, there's no help for me?" " Find a habitable woman, colleague." "That's my advice." "How do you like my new haircut?" " It's gruesome." "Why you're such?" "I see we're having a visit." " I called this gentleman for a lunch." "He's of good background, you will see." "We're supposed to go swimming today!" " We will go on Sunday." "Nice to meet you!" " Good afternoon." "Here!" " Thank you." "A small gift for you." " You shouldn't have to!" ""The Bronte Sisters"?" "As if you knew what's my favourite writer." "Sorry for owing you the two last installments, but I filled in the money orders already." "No, please." "I'm your debtor." "You only have to choose, and let everything else to me." "You know, a book is a man's best friend." "A friend can betray you, a woman can leave you, but not the book." "You are right." "This is my son." "Hello!" "I am Gospodnetic." "And what is your name?" "Sorry, my lunch will roast." "A book ennobles the man." "But you probably like karate and kung fu more?" "You will see, I'll arouse love for the book inside you." "We will get along well." "You may call me Željko." "What is your name?" "The lunch is ready." "Help yourself." "Seka, is that your thesis?" "I'm finishing my sewing course tomorrow." "So, you think you will pass an exam with this?" " She has to." "The night model is worth 10 points." "Don't look too long at this model." "You can lose your sight." "You only need glasses!" "It wouldn't bother to the one who will love me sincerely!" "Guess what." "You are moving out?" "Milutin!" "You keep saying that I don't care about Seka." "I bought the cinema tickets." " You'll take her to the cinema?" "No, but you and Milutin." "No chance." "I'm working tonight." " That's at 4pm." "Why at 4 o'clock?" " And why not?" "I did it on purpose, you should walk and drop by to a bar." "Besides, the movie is great." "You shouldn't miss it." "What about Seka's night model?" "When will she finish it?" "I paid 100 grands, and she must pass this course." "Why should we spoil this?" " I would like to go to the cinema." "They give you a full-time job, did they?" "No, this is without a cause." "You keep sobbing for not going out, and now you hesitate." "Ok, don't get angry." "It's with Steve McQueen." "You know, the knife normally goes in the right hand." "He's lefty." "Sorry." "One can practice and learn that." " Of course." "The lunch is excellent." "Well done!" "My compliments to the housewife." "It's the only meal she can make." "And only when we have the guests." "I feel sick of it already." "Charming!" "My stomach always aches me after her lunch." "Go wash your hands in the bathroom." "Excuse me." "You are so rude!" "He's obnoxious!" "Everyone are obnoxious to you." "All them who I like!" "Please, go there and smile." "You don't have to eat." "You just keep smiling and say nothing." "Will you do this for me?" "Good afternoon!" "Good afternoon." "I'm afraid that they may see us without children." "I asked Markovic to keep an eye of our two classes as well." "You always think of everything, colleague." " I can't help it." "I'm not so timid the way I look." "Please, come in." "Nice one." "He send me to the cinema with children." "Wait until I grab him!" "Colleague, if we already have to calm children, we don't have to calm you." "Which school you are from?" "Want some cigars?" "No, thanks." "I do not smoke because of the lung capacity." "I do not drink as well." "Shall we play an interesting card game?" "I've seen it in the movie." "Ok?" "I am not so good with the cards." " Doesn't matter, I will teach you." "The cards need to be mixed properly..." "And then we cut the deck." "Cut, please!" "The one who gets the picture, strips one piece of the clothes off." "Please." "You start." "A picture already!" "Seven." "Nothing, then." "A picture!" "Did you know that the bestsellers are "Cookbook", "Do It Yourself"" "and "How to make ikebana"?" "No Dostoyevsky or Balsac." "They can't make to print enough "Cookbooks"." "Try it!" "Doe back with cream and boiled almonds." "The desserts, page 33, paragraph 2." "Exactly." "You like it?" "My compliments." "I knew that you are a woman of culture right off." "Another drink, perhaps?" "No..." "No, please." "You are my best customer in your company." "What's so funny?" "Did I say something?" "No..." "Which grade you go in?" "Fifth." "And what is your favourite subject?" "If I got it right, the gym!" "Did I say something funny?" " She told me to smile." "What did I say?" " To smile at whatever he says." "Sorry, he's lying!" "Go to the bathroom!" "It's hard to cope with him." "Don't worry." "All children are unpredictable nowadays." "I can't make it alone." "He misses his father." "Svetlana, I have a deep understanding for you." "Where did you get the tickets?" " We were given." "This is school show." "You have sneaked in here." " We!" "?" "Get out, or we shall call the police!" " Let's go!" "I like the movie a lot!" " Quiet there!" "Be quiet, kids." "And what's the winner's reward?" "That's incredible." "Seems that the deck was packed up." "A little kiss for the winner!" "Who's there?" "Steve McQueen!" "How come you?" " Don't play naive!" "How did you like the movie?" " They threw us out of the cinema." "I liked the movie, but we haven't seen the end." "Let me introduce you." "This is my fellow colleague." "Zvezdanic Ružica." "Sorry, I have to go." " I will send you off." "Put some clothes on, you'll get cold." "He began to hold the extra activity in our joint." "He may marry her and leave." " And what if he take her in?" "Thanks for the amusement, colleague." "Have a nice day!" "She's everything we needed!" "My mom is always welcomed." " I hope she won't stay long." "You should have stayed home to recover." "If he gets tuberculosis, he'll infect us all." "Goca!" "Some cakes for you." "Say, is there something new?" " Nothing." " Yet?" "Milutin, get a cab." " Where is your car?" "The car is at mechanic's." "You always have something broken." "Kosa, why don't you force Milutin to work by day, and make children by night?" "When will you change the tapestry?" "I've finished midwifery course for you, but the kid is yet to be." "Sorry." "He's ashamed to be seen naked, that's suspicious." "What is to be hidden?" " Mom!" "Why shouldn't he change his occupation?" "Milutin, have you read the newspaper ads today?" "No, why?" " They look for typists at six places." "So?" "You should raise the loan, buy a typing machine, finish your course and make a good living out of it." "You'd work as typist by day like everyone else, and by night..." "Mom, you just leave me alone." "I would if this doesn't concerns my daughter." "Mom, enough!" "Who's taking Seka out for a stroll today?" "When no one wants, I will take her to Kalemegdan." "There are many soldiers there, and one can always find an intellectual among them." "Saša, let's play some football." " I can't." "I'm washing the car with my dad." "Dejan, what's up?" " I'm going to the game with dad." "How come you, Milanovic?" " i'm living in this building, 5th foyer." "You go fishing?" " Yes." "It has to bite today." "Can I go with you?" " I'm going to Panèevo marsh." "If your parents let you." " I'll ask them right off!" "Where have you been all day?" "Who did you tell you're going?" "Where did you get so dirty?" "Get inside!" "Now!" "Comrade manager, I have come." " Oh, that's you, Pantic." "Hallo?" "Who put an ad?" "This is school, comradess." "Colleague Mileusnic put an ad with the school number again." "She's selling puppies." "Outrageous!" "I came to..." "Who?" "Who's a liar?" "Why did I put an ad if I have no terrier?" "It was not me who put it." "I think about you, Pantic." "Don't worry." "We only need to have the finances granted for an empty work spot." "Colleague Pantic, do you possibly have the key of my apartment with you?" "No, I just meant to ask it from you." "I took it from Novakovic, and gave it to Nikolic." "You and Markovic have asked for it." "Nikolic says that he give it to Novakovic, but Novakovic went on holidays." "I'm sorry." " Can I sleep at your place?" "That's my only key." "No way." "I live with my sister, brother-in-law and his sister." "Can you borrow me 10,000, then?" "I need them for a hotel." "Prof is coming!" "Sit down." "We'll get across a new lesson today, "A birdhouse making"." "Is there any missing ones?" "Ivan Milanovic is not here." " What is with him?" "He's ill." "He has a fever." "Sit." "Yes, please?" "Does Ivan Milanovic live here?" "Yes." "He didn't come to school today, so I came by to visit him." "Come in." "He's lying ill." "No way he got a fever on a fishing!" " So, he was with you?" "He didn't tell you?" " No!" "And where is he?" " He's lying in bed with high temperature." "I'm really sorry." "You are his teacher?" " I'm his craftsmanship teacher." "We had a new lesson today, so I brought him some practicing material." "You are so kind." "Please, come into his room." "Ivan!" "Good afternoon!" "Want some drink?" " A juice." "I've brought some learning material." " Have a seat, teacher!" "I'm mad at you." "You should've told your mom where you go and dress something warm." "I'm not experienced with children." "Don't worry about me." " I'm sorry because you lose your classes." "I was really afraid, there are maniacs." "We had some guests, and he left without telling me." "Help yourself." " Thanks." "I apologize again." "It's not your fault, it's mine!" "In fact, he is." " No, it's my fault for taking him." "I thought he told you." "Sorry, I must go." "I have a teachers' council meeting." "And come tomorrow to school, that's nothing!" "I'm going out, too." "I'm going to work." "Son, your tea is in the thermos, take these aspirins..." "And don't walk too much." "Bye." "I work here on the 15th floor." "Thank you for visiting Ivan." "You'll be late for your meeting." " I'll get on time, don't worry." "Bye." " Bye." "What are you doing, Seka?" " I'm practicing." "Practicing, what?" " Seka signed up in a mannequin course." "She's not aiming to be a mannequin, but to get a nice, proper attitude." "And to get that, how they call it..." "A flowing walk." "Does that board have eyes?" "She was learning to be a photo-amateur first." "Then, the sewing course..." "Now - mannequins!" "Who's gonna pay for all this!" "?" "Seka, don't cry." "Don't listen to men." "They know much about women." "Otherwise, one would listen to the baby cry long ago." "You're going out again?" "With the gym teacher?" "You know the importance of physical training nowadays." "I know." " So?" "That's the most obvious after 9 months." "Ružica, that's enough for today!" "18.25 is quite good." "Let's do 50m butterfly for the end." "I can't make it anymore, I'll drown myself!" "The swimming develops the whole body." "Go!" "Swing stronger with your left hand!" "Faster rhythm with the legs!" "I'm drowning!" " Keep pushing!" "Colleague Pantic, what's happening!" "?" "Ružica, I'm drow..." "Colleague Pantic, say something!" "I need mouth-to-mouth!" "Shame on you!" "You've fooled me." "Miss Zvezdanic, let me explain you!" "I've got enough of your tricks!" "I'm not made of wood either." "Hello, Ivan!" " Good evening." "Basketball, eh?" " Yes." "Should I call you "Mister" or by your name?" "I didn't think about that." " Ok, I will call you "Mister"." "Good night, Mister." " Bye." "Hi." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "What you don't like about him?" " Guess what I DO like." "What?" " Nothing." "Well, find a better one, then." "That guy should marry me, and I'm not much of a turn." "Besides, you said it yourself." "Why would he marry you?" " WHY?" "One thing is being your husband, the other is being my father." "That's the same thing." " It isn't!" "I could not like the husband you like." "And you could not like my father I do like." "Very interesting." "Do you agree that I try?" " What?" "To find myself a father." " Stop talking nonsense!" "Who will take us, Ivan?" "That guy must be blind or crazy." "I have an idea!" " Spare me of your ideas." "Go to bed!" "Mom, I love you!" "I love you, too." "Go get some sleep." "We must hurry home." "Your mom will get mad." "He knows that I'm with you." " She may yell at you." "No, she really likes you." " Excuse me?" "She told me yesterday that she finds you attractive." "Really?" " And dear, too." "Well, your Mom is attractive, too." "Should I tell her that?" " If you want." "You don't know her, she's fantastic." "She makes ikebanas, cooks great..." "She'll probably invite you over for a dinner." "Generally speaking, she's kind to me." "And not only to me..." "You'll see when you get to know her better." "Seems like it will rain." "We must hurry to the city." "Pack up the sticks." "I would like that you were my dad." "Believe me, the whole school talks about it." "That's impossible!" " I'm telling you." "Those are the young people who likes to give advices to everybody." "That's disgrace for whole public education!" "Good day, colleague." " Good day, Don Juan." "What?" "Nothing." "I'm explaining to Mrs. Opaèic today's lesson." "Where are you heading to so cheerfully?" "The manager called me about the job contest." "I guess they'll give me a full-time job." "I've been replacing others long enough." "Excuse me." "Scandalous!" "You are an educational worker." "You should respect your profession." "It's inappropriate." " What's inappropriate?" "Those rumours that circle in this school about you." "If you think about Miss Zvezdanic, there's nothing between us." "I was strictly careful." "I'll be brief and clear;" "The whole collective is willing to help you." "I don't get it." "The problem is child." " A child?" "I couldn't even imagine that you are so insensitive." "Me?" "Why, what..." "Please, don't." "A school is school." "And those things about you are harmful for its reputation." "You should be an example for your pupils." "One more thing;" "Don't forget that you still work here part-time." "What is being spoken about me?" "You're not naive the way you look!" "Dad!" "Where were my eyes on?" "You'd trick me by a whisker!" "You like to make children, and then "Goodbye"." "I don't want to be a stepmother, you Casanova!" "Colleague, why you take everything so seriously, since we're all same at the end?" "You have such a nice temper." "Save just a little bit of it for me." "Milanovic, stay after class." "I didn't say anything!" "You did." "I only said we look similar." " Who?" "You and me." "We have the same ears." "You got mad!" "You wanna set me a trouble in the school." "What else did you say?" "Nothing." " You're lying!" "Who were you telling to?" " Only to Dejan and Saša." "What did you tell them?" " That you are my dad." "I was kidding." "You were kidding, how!" "?" "If I'm only your father," "I'd slap you right in the face!" "Milanovic, I'm not married at all." "So what?" " How can I have kids if I'm not married?" "That's impossible." "We've been telling it is." "Yes, but I haven't them." "Why I speak to you, anyway?" "Go home!" "I don't get you." "Me of all people?" "You're dodging me in the very school where I'm suppose to get a full-time job." "Out!" "I've got enough of everything!" "You are Ivan's mother and you must talk with him." "I keep telling him to learn more, believe me!" "No, it's not about that." "He's a good pupil, but..." "Didn't he tell anything to you?" "Well, he told me that you said that I'm attractive." "No..." "In fact, I said that too." " I know you were not serious." "No, I was, you are really attractive, but..." "It's about something else." "He..." "I can't believe this!" "I'm open-mouthed!" "That's impossible!" "You know what, I will beat the hell out of him!" "I will, that's such disgrace to speak about it!" "Don't beat him, we should rather talk with him." "Did you tell him something yet?" " I did." "Tell him again!" "Threat and be rough with him." "As you were his father." "Here you go!" "You ruined my life." "Why did you pick me?" "I like you." "Mom used to tell me how my father had a brown hair, and that he was long like a pole." "Just like you." " Like me?" "Do you write with your left hand?" " Sometimes." "I did it when I was kid." "I knew, because I'm left-handed, too." "That's a coincidence." "What's wrong?" "You don't want them to see you?" " Shut up, this is all your fault!" "You've messed everything up." "If I hear just one more time that I'm your father, I'm gonna pluck your ears out!" "Tomorrow you'll see the manager and tell him that you made all up." "You are weird." " What are you doing down there?" "Some acquiantances, I don't want them to see me." "What kind of father are you?" "You're playing monkey in front of the kid." "I'm not a father at all." " Of course you are not." "Good evening." " To each his own." "Those who keep the snake in the busom usually get bitten." "What's wrong?" " I became an aunt without knowing." "Where did Seka and aunt are?" " Mom took Seka and they'll be gone until this scandal gets finished." " What scandal?" " About the kid." "That was only a children's stupidity." "Why don't you marry and claim the child?" "Whom with?" "I guess you know that." "Does Siniša Pantic live here?" " Yes." "I'm his sister." "And you are?" " About the kid." "I told him to get marry, and everything will be fine." "You will say "yes", right?" " Me?" "I am a social worker." "Sorry." "I thought you are a mother." "Over here, please." "Pantic?" " Yes." "Comrade, the children are greatest treasure of ours." "And we shouldn't play with their lives so irresponsibly." "What are you talking about?" " Let me tell you something in private." "Such thing already happened to me." " What thing?" "The same." " Nothing happened to me." "I was young and crazy." "Later I married, and believe me or not, now I have three children more." " That's a huge misunderstanding!" "You look so good-natured, but only at first sight." "I'm on your side." "He should do the way you tell him." "What's happening here?" "This is an official visit." "Come tomorrow to municipality at 10am, room 204." "Miserable is the kid with a father like this." "Sorry, Pantic, but I can't do anything for you." "The last time you said..." " Two classes have been moved to another school, the school program is reduced, also Mrs. Arsic has back." "She gave a birth in 7th month." "That's what life is." "I hope that Milanovic affair didn't affect on your decision." "Oh, I almost forgot." "The boy's mother was here." "She explained everything to us." "I'm sorry for this misunderstanding." "I hope you'll forgive us." "Bye." "Pantic!" "If the opportunity of replacing someone arises, we will call you." "Come yourself." "Be interested." "Bye!" "It's not like the teaching, but you'll get along." "Something will come up after the summer holidays, I hope." "What's wrong?" "I've been sneezing all day." "Seems I have an allergy." "What do you have?" " Probably a flour allergy!" "Listen..." "I'm going home, Kosa awaits me." "I'll be back immediately." "Seems like we'll have the cheerful news this month!" "I wish you luck!" "Where do you work right now?" " At the bakery with my brother-in-law." "Kneading the bread?" "What's funny?" "Nothing." "You haven't been married?" " No, why do you ask?" "We catched something!" "What's wrong?" "We've stayed too long again." "You'll have to save my ass." "Where have you been!" "?" "Sorry." " No, it's my fault for being late!" "Look what we've catched!" "I go, then." "Invite him over!" "Oh, yeah." "Why don't you stay for a dinner?" "I'm sorry that Ivan made troubles to you." " Children stuff." "Do you know about this joke?" "A giraffe and a donkey meet in the desert." "You probably ask why in the desert!" "What I have to ask?" " Ivan, stop it, please!" "You didn't get it, I must tell from the beginning." "Go to the bed, it's late." "Please, just let me tell the soccer referee joke." "We know it." " He doesn't!" "The football match comes to an end." "A fan approaches to the referee, asking:" ""Where is your dog?" - "What dog?", says the referee." ""Well, I never saw a blind man without a dog. "" "I know one even funnier." " That's enough already." "Go sleeping!" "Good night." " Good night." "It's hard to cope with him." "I know, we know each other well." "He's quite sensitive." "He misses his father, and..." "You husband doesn't call?" " No, ever since we have divorced." "He lives in Belgrade?" "No, in Germany." "He's a cabdriver." "It's a pity because of the kid." "A boy is very bright." "He began to commit." "His father was a good man..." "Sometimes." "We are all good sometimes." "And, where are you working now?" "Most of the people try to be intellectuals, but I do the opposite." "I had a bit of luck." "One fellow got ill, and now I work as a part-time baker." "Ivan was telling me about you." "Really?" " He told me that you play an accordion skillfully." "Me?" " And that you do the painting." "He meant to make a better impression of me." "I was being told that you make wonderful ikenabas." "Ikebanas..." "That brat!" "He told me that you're a good cooker which I found out myself." "Sorry, I must be going." "I'm sorry for working in the night shift, but..." "The dinner was excellent." " Come over sometimes." " Gladly." "You see..." "I'm in Belgrade long time ago, but it's hard to find a friend here." "This was one of my best evenings ever." "I'm glad." "Good night." " Good night!" "Have you heard?" "The chicks are coming." " What chicks?" "From the knitwear factory." "There will be a hop." "When?" " After the end of our shift, in the big hall." "Hallo?" "Siniša speaking." " Who?" "I had a dinner with you last night." " Are you feeling sick?" "No, I only meant to tell you once more..." "It was very pleasant for me." "You've called me only because of that?" " No!" "We're making a hop." " At 3am?" "No, at 7." "I can't, I'm working..." "Come afternoon." " I will." "I'll come with car." "Bye." "WELCOME, OUR COMRADESSES FROM THE KNITWEAR FACTORY" "You know why these hops at day aren't any good?" " Why?" "One can see everything." "Theorists, now watch the old dandy getting the chick!" "Excuse me, can I have a dance?" "Of course." "I'm more into classic dances." "One can get a better squeeze." "Look who's coming." "Sorry for this dance, comradess." " You wimp!" "How come you?" "I was worried about you, so I called on a phone." "And there, the guys are having fun!" "No, these are our working duties." " Yes, hands around the waist in particular." "If we bother you..." "Wait." "You could have a dance with Seka." " I can't feel my legs." "Radomir!" "Have a dance with my sister, Radomir." "He keeps squeezing her tightly." " So?" "If he may only squeeze her out of our flat." "Does he have a flat of his own?" "He doesn't!" "Seka, let's get going." "Now, when is the most beautiful?" "Radomir, why do you squeeze her so much?" "My sister is an honest woman." "I'm not!" "She's squeezing me." "Radomir only tries to get his ass into someone's apartment." "Not having a flat is out of the question!" "She could be hundred times my sister, no, no, and no!" "Don't be cruel with Seka." "Let her find some habitable guy over an ad." "Keep quiet, you." "You are not better either." "You are 38, and still live in someone else's apartment." "I'm waiting for a full-time job, I guess I will get the flat." "Stop kidding me." "Milutin..." " What?" " Give me your car for the afternoon." "I don't give you the car." "Are you aware of the gas prices today?" "Ok, but take Seka with you." " Why do you blackmail me?" "I don't give you my car!" "Alright, I'll take Seka, too!" "Where should I drop you out?" " I'm going with you." "No way." "I have a date." " So what?" "I'm going, too." "What should I tell her?" "I'll tell that I'm with you because of the car, since Milutin has paid a lot for its repairing." "Don't jinx me!" " I'll say that you drive like mad, then." "Keep your mouth shut, please!" "The tire." " What?" "Tire has broken." " Something always happens to you, does it?" "Put this triangle behind us for safety." "The two fall in love, the kid comes, and the two stop loving each other eventually." "That's all." "You speak about it so simply." "Of course, the problem is with the child." "It's hard to explain him why is he fatherless." "What about you?" "Are you married?" "That's a long story." "You don't look to me like a married man." " How does the married one look like?" "One can recognize them." "Are you divorced too long?" "Quite for a while." "A fresh air finally!" "We can't open the windows in our office, we only have the airconditioner." "And when we're left without electricity, we keep suffocating badly." "I have a flour problem." "I keep sneezing all the time, mostly when the rolls and pretzels are being baked." "Seriously?" "It was not a good idea to accept a stroll invitation so quickly." "We don't know each other very well." "What are you talking about?" "We are decent people." "Yes, but a single mother must think of everything." "I understand you!" "What is with you?" "I lose my voice whenever I'm attracted to someone and become speechless." "My diaphragm gets all the way up, tightening my throat." "I heard about such cases." "Well..." "What will you think of me now?" "All the best." "It's getting chilly." "Shall I cover you?" "Don't..." "Luckily, my brother-in-law is giving his car to me, we'll reach the downtown quickly." "The car!" "The car?" "Where is the car?" "It doesn't even have an insurance." "I heard that the bears have appeared in these woods." "Why are you looking like that?" " Don't ask." "6km of nightwalk." "How?" " Nice." "They stole his car." "This could happen only to him." "Such is my luck," "I always run into weirdos!" "I like him." "Is that right?" "You always like such guys!" "Yes." "What's important here, that you like him or me?" "Me!" "Is that right?" "I've got enough of those guys of yours, "A book is a best friend"." "I don't want anyone to be my father!" "Alright, Ivan." "What are you doing down here?" "Nothing." "Have something happened?" " The car is stolen." "What!" "?" "Folks!" "Come out to see the World's biggest fool!" "Not you, but me!" "I am the World's biggest fool 'cause I gave the car to this guy here." "Get up and take your raven!" " A magpie." "Get your bird, your sticks, worms..." "Give a kiss to Kosa, apologize to Seka..." "And I go to police station to report the theft." "Don't, Milutin." "Anyway, you should leave these days by own will." "Why?" " Ask Kosara." "Siniša, guess what!" " Why?" "Guess what!" " What?" "You'll become an uncle." "Aren't you happy?" "Let's have a drink like brother and sister." "You are not happy at all!" " I am." "I'm having a baby!" "Let's agree about the name if it's boy, 'cause if Milutin gives him some peasant name, he'll suffer for the rest of the life." "What's wrong?" "Where are you going to?" "They stole the car." " Did you tell to Milutin?" "He went to the police." " If I was with you..." "You would be stolen with the car, too." "What are you doing?" "I'm packing up." "Are you travelling?" " I'm moving out." "Siniša, don't be joking!" "It's serious, and forever." " Wait until tomorrow morning." "If I stay until tomorrow, I'll stay another 10 years." "I know myself." "What will Milutin say?" "He's going to be sad." "I'm not so sure!" "Come over on Sundays for a lunch." "Not only on Sunday, whenever you're able to." "Have you found the apartment already?" " I'll manage myself." "Milutin told me that the guy who you've been replacing has recovered." "He starts to work tomorrow." "What will you do, poor Siniša?" "Can I get a room, please?" " No vacancies, sorry." "It's a trade fair." "I don't believe there are any rooms left elsewhere." "How come you?" "I was near, so I came by." "Are you travelling somewhere?" " No, I'm moving." "Then, please come in." "How about a coffee?" "You are moving?" "I'm 38, so I decided to rent the apartment." "I must think about my future." "So suddenly?" " What can I do." "Did you find the car?" " I don't know." "I brought a bird to Ivan." "I don't know where should I keep it." "He's gonna be glad." "He's in the school right now." "Hello!" "This is Ivan's teacher." " Ex-teacher." " Good evening!" "I am Gospodnetic." "Svetlana spoke about you." "You were thrown out of the school, right?" "They haven't threw me out." "I worked there part-time." "That's the same." "That's why I don't work in the public service." "I'm a freelancer." "I'm selling books." "If you are interested in some editions or whole collections, you can call me and order something." "I'm not interested." "Say hello to Ivan, and if he wants to go fishing, let him call me." "No, no..." "I will call him." "You are a fisherman?" "Why don't you say so?" "I have a manual about the freshwater fish, the fish preparation, and fishing techniques." "Bye." "Why don't you stay?" "I can't, I'm in a hurry." "I'm glad you have come." " Me too." "Come by sometimes, when you have time." "Bye." "Bye." "Good day, comrade manager!" "Colleague Pantic, it's been a while!" "Have you forgot about us?" " No, I'm coming by sometimes, but I didn't want to disturb you." " I think of you, too." "I was walking through the hall." "Seems that Mrs. Opaèic is pale in her face." "Really?" "She's kind of puffy, I guess." "I didn't notice anything." "I think she's pregnant." "How?" "She got married only a month ago." "Such things I notice immediately." "Yes, you are an expert on the subject." "Mrs. Nikolic got married last year." " What's with her, then?" "It's strange she's not pregnant yet." " Yet?" "That's her problem." "Not only her." "That's what I have to worry about." "Until one of them doesn't get pregnant, I can't get the job." "Ok, come autumn." "It's the end of school year anyway." "What should I do until then?" " I keep trying to tell you, and you aren't letting me." "Do you speak English?" "Colleague Mileusnic's sister-in-law is having a baby." "Sister-in-law?" " Yes." " So?" "They're looking for part-time replacement." "It's not a bad job." "At the rent-a-car agency's counter." "Good day." " Good day." "Speak Serbian so that whole world understands you." "How much kilometers have you travelled?" " Belgrade-Pula-Belgrade." "1400km." "Have you been at the festival?" "How was it like?" "Great, great!" "Sign here." "How did the car serve you?" " Great." "Everything's fine." "Thanks." " Bye." "How does it look like?" "Can I manage to look like a nice bride?" "The gentleman is angry." "What's up again?" "Let me living my own life, it can't be everything by your wish!" "Now I will not know how the movie ended." " I don't care about the movie!" "I've found a man whom I want to marry with." "He loves both you and me." "I don't care because you don't like him." "You understand?" "What should I understand?" "Ivan, son..." "It's not easy for me either." "Why are you behave like this?" "Try to understand your mother." "Please, behave well tomorrow." "Say to Željko "Dad" at least once." "It's stupid to call him "Mister" all the time." "I'd rather jump into the river!" "Well, if you feel like jumping, do it!" "Come on, Ivan!" "Are the newlyweds ready?" "Where is Ivan?" " He must be around." "Ivan!" "Are you looking for the groom?" "No..." "My kid." "Željko, do something." "My child is missing." "We will find him." "Let's marry first, we will look after him later." "I don't have time, the others are waiting." "He was so cheerful when we were coming." "He said "Dad" to me." "And he called me "Mister" before." "If he said "Dad" to you, he's able to do anything." "He was mentioning the river." "Are we agreed finally?" "Let us begin:" "Svetlana, we will lose our wedding turn." "You know that I have to deliver the last edition of encyclopaedia." "What encyclopaedia!" "?" "Find my kid, why are you so stiffed?" "God knows what happened to him!" "Where should I look for him?" "Besides, I marry you, not your kid." "What?" "I don't want him to be my father." "I chose you and period." "A hell of a choice!" "I like you." "I like you too, but what can we do?" "I don't want to live with that guy." "How was your school?" "Good." "You know that the gym teacher married Stamatovic?" "I didn't ask you about that." "How are your grades?" "I'm doing ok." "This guy Željko is getting on my nerves." ""A book is the man's best friend!"" "Why is he getting on your nerves?" "I don't know, he didn't do any bad things to me." "He's kind." "Same as you." "You didn't do anything good, but I like you." "The fishes have experienced." "They eat the bait and run away." "Anyway, I don't get why you couldn't be my father." "I am alone, you are alone." "But your Mom isn't." "Where have you been?" "I was terrified!" "Get up both immediately!" "Where are they?" " Who?" "The wedding guests." " You ask me?" "Whom to ask, then?" "Where is Mister?" " Don't fool around." "How could you did that to me?" " He left you?" "Yes, unfortunately for you." "You are the greatest mom in the world." " You are the naughtiest kid in the world." "Sit for a dinner." "I was making food all day, and everything left." "Why are you so stiffed?" "Open the wine bottle." "I must be going." "You are staying!" "Part-time?" "We will see about that." "Do you know this one?" "Two drunkards meet each other." "Without the jokes, please!" " Ok, the two bulbs." "The lit one says to the off one:" ""Why are you lit?"" ""Because I'm off. ""