"GHORUS sings:" "The Simpsons" "Sunday, Gruddy Sunday" "[SCHOOL BELL ringing]" "[whistle BLOWS]" "[BEEPlNG]" "[ilsa PLAYS SOLO]" "[tires screeching]" "D'oh!" "[screaming]" "[screaming]" "Hey, hey." "Settle down, children." "Now, who's ever wondered how the post office works?" "No one?" "I did until We came here last year." "Ah, yes." "Last year." "Anyway, look." "Here comes our guide for the day." "Postmaster Bill." "[chuckling]" "howdy, partners." "Welcome to your post office." "WoW!" "It's ours?" "SKlNNER:" "Bart!" "Be with you in a minute." "This is the lobby where customers come for all their postalistic needs." ""Legends of Comedy," my tochis." "What has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done?" "This machine reads zip codes." "These five digits tell us Where to direct your mail." "It's nine digits now." "What's the point of the other four numbers?" "Those are citizen relocation codes." "With any luck, We'll never need them." "She's on to us." "Should I flood the chamber?" "Not yet." "Let's catch lunch." "Well, children, any questions for Postmaster Bill?" "You ever gone on a killing spree?" "[chuckling]" "No, no." "The day of the gun-toting, disgruntled postman shooting up the place went out with the Macarena." "Well, I'm just glad I work in an elementary school." "And this is where our employees gather to unwind after a hard day of serving the public." "Bingo!" "Birthday card!" "Graduation!" "Ding, ding, ding, Wedding!" "[cheering]" "[chuckling]" "I'm sure you all heard of the Dead Letter Office." "Well, as a souvenir of your visit, you can each help yourself to one piece of undeliverable mail." "GHlLDREN:" "Wow." "Gool." "RALPH:" "I'll take you." "[growling]" "I got some dog food." "I got my letter to Santa." "A coupon book?" "What am I gonna do with this piece of junk?" "Happy birthday, Dad." "WoW!" "A Val-U-Qual coupon book." "Let's see." "Ten percent off carpet cleaning." "Ten!" "Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy's!" "Doughy's has terrible pizza." "Yeah, but there's two!" "Oh." "Free foot-pain analysis." "Oh, Marge." "That's just a trick to get you in there so they can cure your foot pain." "Oh, I guess." "See you." "Me and my Val-U-Qual book are gonna paint the town red with savings." "I'll start with a couple of pizzas, then a complimentary tango lesson and I'll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic." "Dad?" "[singing]" "now, this Wheel balancing is free, right?" "Oh, you bet." "Absolutely." "Oh, wait a minute." "These tires won't take a balance." "They Won't?" "No." "You hear that clunk?" "No." "That tells me you need four new tires." "Really?" "Yeah." "Legally I can't even let you..." "...drive out of here on these." "Please." "Gan't you let me slide this time?" "I'd really like to, but if my boss found out, l" "What's going on?" "Were you gonna let this man drive..." "...out of here on unsafe tires?" "No, boss." "I swear." "That's it." "You're fired!" "No." "Wait." "This is all my fault." "Oh, if I could only turn back the clock and buy four new tires." "[music playing]" "Ooh." "Oh, I know that look." "You came in for the free wheel balance and now it's costing you 500 simoleons." "Six with the tip." "Hey, you got off easy." "I just came in to use the phone and they got me for the Road King package." "Alignment, shocks, Armor All, stem lube." "[chuckling]" "Stem lube." "Even I didn't fall for that, although winter is coming." "Man, we are a couple of grade-A suckers." "Wally Kogen." "Hey, I know you." "We were in the same pyramid scheme." "Oh, don't remind me." ""Friends helping friends," my ass." "Wanna grab a beer While We're Waiting?" "Yeah." "I'm getting tired of them pointing and laughing at us." "ANNOUNGER:" "The road to the Superbowl is long and pointless." "i mean, when you think about it." "Football's so great." "Now, the two conference champs must survive a harrowing bye week that no one enjoys." "Bye weeks!" "Bronco Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks!" "And now he's dead." "Maybe they' re a good thing." "Yeah, how about that superbowl?" "You going this year?" "Me?" "No." "Unless there's a coupon for it." "Nah." "I run the Springfield Travel Agency." "We got a charter bus going to the game." "You help us fill it, you can ride for free." "Homer Simpson at the superbowl?" "That Was my last quarterback." "now What am I gonna do?" "You!" "Me?" "Yeah, you." "Get your hand off my wife's leg." "Sorry." "It's a deal." "Hey, Moe, you want to come with me and Wally to the Superbowl?" "Oh, absolutely." "My favorite team's in it." "The Atlanta Falcons." "Yeah, ever since I Was a boy, I've always loved the Atlanta Falcons." "Y eah, they're good." "But I wouldn't count out the Denver Broncos." "Yeah." "I hear that President Clinton is gonna be Watching With his Wife, Hillary." "Lenny, I need four more guys to fill my Superbowl bus." "What do you say?" "LENNY:" "Ahh...." "Gome on." "Ahh...." "Gome on." "Ahh...." "Oh, come on." "Yes!" "Now that Lenny's in, Garl will fall like a domino." "I'm so happy you're going to the big game." "My dream has always been to see the Bolshoi Ballet." "Yeah, yeah." "Do we have any pencils that work?" "Wow, you've signed up quite a few people, Dad." "Sea Gaptain, Bumblebee Man, Gomic Book Guy, The Squeaky-Voiced T een." "Yeah, it's a good group." "Gotta hand it to you, Homer." "It's really a good group." "Yeah." "Not a dame in sight." "Oh, thank God." "Now we can stop holding it in." "[moaning]" "All aboard for Miami." "BARNEY:" "I don't know if I can last that long." "Superbowl, please!" "And step on it!" "[cheering]" "RUDY:" "Hey, wait up!" "Oh, crap." "It's that pip-squeak Rudy." "What is it, Rudy?" "Gan I come too?" "Forget it, kid." "You're too small to go to the Superbowl." "But What I lack in size, I make up for in" "Obnoxiousness!" "Ow!" "MEN:" "Yay!" "[REBEL'S "wild WEEKEND" PLAYS]" "Well, sports fans, I see you've located the beer supply." "So let's all enjoy it in moderation." "MAN:" "Boo!" "Hey, don't make me come back there." "Seriously, if you have any questions, just ask our team leader, Homer Simpson." "[babbling]" "Or me." "Better ask me." "It's so nice to have a peaceful weekend together." "Yeah, I'm bored too." "Hmm-hmm." "Hey, why don't we do one of those craft kits Aunt Patty always gives us?" "how about paint-by-numbers?" "It's so rigid and uncreative." "Okay." "Oh, Leather Graft." "Oh!" "Those poor, helpless cows." "What about clay?" "You got any problem With clay?" "Hey, What's this?" ""Vincent Price's Egg Magic"!" "WoW!" "What are We Waiting for?" "Keep away Lovejoy's collar!" "[laughing]" "now look What you've done." "All right, all right." "You guys have had way too much booze." "Last call." "MEN:" "Hey!" "Give me the beer!" "Gome on." "Gome on." "Give me an excuse." "Pro Player Stadium." "superbowl." "[cheering]" "KRUSTY:" "All right!" "[BLEATlNG]" "I'm sorry." "The guys made kind of a mess in your bathroom." "What bathroom?" "Okay, fellas." "Enjoy the pre-game fun." "I don't wanna be a Panicky Pete, but it's Sunday and I haven't been to church yet." "No problem." "The NFL's got you covered." "That the wandering Oakland Raiders may find a home." "Lord, hear our prayer." "Gan I get an amen to that?" "Amen." "Gool!" "The NFL's oldest surviving player." "I'm 53 years young." "[SHUDDERlNG]" "Troy Aikman!" "You like dune buggies?" "Well, not my cup of" "Sure you do!" "Everyone likes dune buggies." "Great spiral, Daniel." "Man, that hurts." "Excuse me." "Coming through." "Friends of Dan Marino." "Okay, Dan." "Fire away." "I'm Dan's manager." "This is Dan." "Go long, son." "Yes, sir." "Aah!" "I'm catching a pass from Dan Marino." "This is the greatest moment of my" "Homer Simpson With the pick!" "Hey, Bubba, Hacksaw, get that moron." "[GROWLS]" "Oh-oh." "Lateral to Bart." "Oh!" "My spine." "Oh, honey!" "That is egg-ceptional." "[chuckling]" "Okay." "Now we just have to stick the feet on." "Right." "Lisa, I don't Want to alarm you, but I'm not finding any." "But it clearly says "feet included. " They have to be here." "No, nothing." "I can't believe Vincent Price Would lend his name to such a shoddy product." "now What do We do?" "Let's call the company." "Mom, this was made in 1 967." "They're probably out of business." "Well, We'll just see." "Murray Hill, 5-9232." "PRlGE:" "Hello, this is Vincent Price." "It's Vincent Price!" "I thought he Was dead." "You should know the grave could never tame me." "Oh, Mr. Price, I loved you in The Abominable Doc-- if you 're calling about the missing feet, leave your address." "The replacement feet will be rushed to you by my grandson Jody." "And now i must return to the sweet embrace of the crypt." "But i'll be back." "[price chuckling]" "So is he alive, or not?" "742 Evergreen T errace, Springfield" " Oh, hi, Maude." "Gome on in." "Who needs tickets?" "Tickets right here." "How about you, slick?" "Scalping tickets to the Superbowl." "Have you no shame, sir?" "I should give you a royal caning." "MEN:" "All right!" "All right!" "Yeah, cane him good!" "Yeah!" "Hey, I'm just trying to make an honest buck." "Get lost, you bloodsucking parasite." "Wally and I have all the tickets we need." "Sorry, fellas, but these tickets are counterfeit." "What?" "Gounterfeit!" "Y eah." "See, the hologram's missing." "And there's no such team as the Spungos." "And finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker." "Stop eating our tickets!" "How could I fall for fake tickets?" "The fellas are gonna be crestfallen." "Y es, if by crestfallen, you mean kill us." "Listen, let me talk to them." "Maybe I can smooth this over." "My friends...." "They don't have the tickets!" "Kill them!" "Peace, my friends." "All right." "I'll get you into the game!" "Excuse me, Mr. Scalper, sir." "Have I told you that I love you?" "Forget it." "You'll just hurt me, like all the others." "Okay, Moe, I believe you had me by the throat." "Reverend Lovejoy was working the body." "Wait." "Dad, look." "Hello." "Gentlemen, I have an idea." "Run!" "[MEN cheering]" "GUARD:" "Get back here!" "We can still make the kickoff!" "Here comes the kick." "Ow!" "[cheering]" "As a doctor, I'd say he's had enough." "But as a football fan...." "Ah!" "[wind howling]" "[ZZ TOP'S "LEGS" PLAYS]" "ANNOUNGER OVER TV:" "The Catholic Church." "We've made a few changes." "These Superbowl commercials are weird." "MAN:" "Just about ready for the second quarter." "Pat, that Wild first quarter blew out my T elestrator." "And the fans are screaming for more." "[screaming]" "Let us out of here!" "Relax, Simpson." "Relax." "A little-known fact about jail cells is they always have one phony bar for, like, emergencies." "Real." "Real." "Real." "Real." "Real." "So by the process of elimination, this one is the fake." "Ow!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "That's painful." "[CROWD screaming]" "Oh, nuts." "That sounds like a touchdown." "No, no, no." "I know my roars, and that was most definitely a safety." "ALL:" "Oh, man." "Gosh, fellas." "To see you all stuck in here when even guys in Ghina can watch all the action from their town squares or what have you well, I just feel pretty bad." "If they were electing a president of Dumbville, I'd nominate me." "You got my vote." "Oh, we're never gonna get out of" "Psst!" "Cleaning lady!" "Would you let us out of here?" "Me?" "I'm Dolly Parton." "Just give me the key." "Young man, where I come from, the South, folks say please." "And besides, I gotta go sing a medley with Rob Lowe and Stump." "Dolly, Wait." "Wally?" "You know Dolly Parton?" "Y eah." "I book a lot of package tours to Dollywood and EuroDollywood." "That's in Alabama." "What are you doing in superbowl jail?" "Ask her if she'll go out with me." "We had a ticket snafu." "Gan you bust Wally and his pals out of the pokey?" "Well, I do have some of my extra-strength makeup remover." "Shield your eyes." "MEN:" "Oh, hey." "Yeah." "Thanks, Miss Parton." "Oh, way to go, Dolly." "Thanks." "Go out with me?" "Look at the time." "I better scoot to that halftime show." "See y'all!" "Man, that's gonna be some show." "Who's ready for some football?" "Football!" "Homer, we've been running around cheering for an hour." "Where's the game?" "MEN:" "Yeah, Where's the game?" "Yeah, Where is it?" "You guys are following me?" "I Was following Flanders." "Hey, look What I found." "Whoa." "MAN:" "WoW." "Would you look at this!" "Hey!" "Somebody just scored." "HOMER:" "In a minute." "MOE:" "Be right there." "HOMER:" "Hey." "It's the Beer Copter!" "What the bloody hell?" "Hit the road." "This is a private skybox." "I'm Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant, and this is my skybox." "If you're Rupert Murdoch, prove it." "[whispering]" "PLAYERS:" "Hi, Rupert!" "Oh-oh." "Well, I'm convinced." "Tell you What, Mr. Murdoch." "Let's just split the difference." "The boys and I'll just crouch here quietly and take it easy on the snacks" "Silence!" "Seize them!" "[screaming]" "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "[CROWD screaming]" "The game." "We're so close!" "follow me, boys." "We're finally going to the Sup" "PLAYERS:" "We did it." "We're number one!" "We're rich!" "how does it feel?" "Did you ever stop believing?" "Do I look fat?" "Players and vips only." "Aw...." "I can't believe it!" "We're actually in the Winning locker room." "I'm going to Disneyland!" "Really?" "Because I'm a travel agent and I've heard nothing but bad things." "[GRUNTlNG]" "[PHONE rings]" "Hello." "Hello." "This is President Clinton." "Hey, how you doing?" "Your determination and grit under extreme pressure are an inspiration." "The whole country is proud of you." "Well, it's about time." "And on behalf of America, I'd like to" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Lovejoy, you're gonna get it." "Hello?" "Hello?" "I command you to answer me!" "Hello?" "Al, do you have to do that right now?" "What are you gonna do with your Superbowl ring, Garl?" "Probably give it to my wife." "It's our anniversary." "Aw!" "Dad, that doesn't belong to you." "This may be my last chance to win one." "Well, we sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer." "Ever thought about being a travel agent?" "Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't." "Because you can really "go places" in the travel business." "Feel free to use that one." "What one?" "Well, John, what'd you think of tonight's episode?" "I loved it." "The last-minute addition of Wally to the lineup was a gamble..." "...but it really paid off." "Marge and Lisa painting eggs?" "Did that work for you?" "Oh, bigtime." "They came off the bench with a huge effort that allowed Homer and Bart to make some significant gains." "Did you find it odd that in a Superbowl show with Dolly Parton we didn't see any football or singing?" "I hadn't thought about it, Pat, but in retrospect it Was kind of a rip-off." "What a way to treat the loyal fans who've put up with so much nonsense from this franchise." "Any final thoughts?" "No, I'm too mad." "Let's get out of here." "All aboard, boys." "I've been waiting for you." "That doesn't make a lick of sense." "I know." "Just get on the bus." "price:" "Where's that infernal clutch?" "Wait, Wait." "I'll get it." "JODY:" "Give it some gas, Grandpa." "price:" "Quiet, Jody." "You're not helping." "MURDOGH:" "Silence!" "Subtitles by sdl Media Group" "[english SDH]"