"♪ It's one in the morning and you can't sleep ♪" "♪ It's been a long day at work so you can't breathe ♪" "♪ But you're too tired to even eat ♪" "♪ So you stand here on your two feet ♪" "♪ Singing oh, hey Hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire sing up real high ♪" "♪ oh, hey, everything will be alright ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Look around and all you see ♪" "♪ Is the clouds up above me ♪" "♪ You're sitting here with your best friends ♪" "♪ The sun's going down and it's gonna end ♪" "♪ Singing oh, hey Hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire sing up real high ♪" "♪ oh, hey, everything will be alright ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" " ♪ Best night ♪ - ♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" " ♪ Best night ♪ - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ It's a summer night ♪" "♪ The moon is shining ♪" "♪ The people sing ♪" "♪ Oh, let's keep rocking ♪" "♪ We're kicking back in the sand ♪" "♪ Oh, let's keep moving ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Singing oh, hey Hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire Sing up real high ♪" "♪ Oh, hey everything will be alright ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" " ♪ Best night ♪ - ♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "You can get 25 years for this!" "Oh!" "Oh, cops!" "This is it!" "This is my last stop!" "I'll call you after my jog, bro." "Jesus!" "Moron!" "For sale?" "No one's home..." "No one's home." "This is Bailey." "I do not have eyes on the vase." "I'm at the corner of Oxnard and Bonner." "I lost the vase, sir." "All right!" "Hey, Rose family!" "Hey, David, good to see you again." " Good to see you." "Hello." " All right." "Yeah!" " This is my family." " All right, yeah!" "And you must be Ilana." "Ernie Dorko." "Yeah, so nice to meet you." "And you're even better looking than the good doctor said." "Well, thank you." "It's nice to meet you, Mr. Dorko." " Oh, no, no, no, no." "Call me, Ernie." " Okay, Ernie." "Yeah, Ernie Dorko's the name, selling houses is my game." " Okay." " Yeah." "And who are these princesses here?" "Uh, well, this is Samantha, Jessica." " Hi." " Our littlest, Talia." "Yeah, hi, how we doing?" "Nice to meet you." "Hi, how are you?" "Good to see you guys." "Hey, you guys want a donut?" "Mm." "Fresh!" "No, thank you." "No?" "Aren't you American?" "Just kidding you." "What is this?" "Uh, you know, that's, uh, well, you know." "You bought the house, I threw in the vase." "Uh, consider it a housewarming gift." "It's beautiful!" "Thank you, Ernie." "Hey, don't mention it." " Thank you." " Well, Doc," "I wanna thank you for giving me your business." "And everybody, say hello to your new house." " Appreciate it, Ernie." " Okay." "Oh, I got a 2:00, I gotta run." "Anyway, nice to see you guys and if you need my services, why you just call Big Ern!" "And remember, the E is free and the donuts are on me!" "Okay, ladies, come on, let's go." "Come on." " Big Ern." " Let's go." "Come on, sweetie." "Watch your step now." "Come on in." "Watch your step, everybody." "Watch your step." "Oh, wow!" "David, it's beautiful." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Just wait'll we slap a coat of paint on that wall over there." "Oh, and honey?" "Check out the flooring." "Solid oak." "You said I'd get my own room." "Yeah, it's kind of a deal-breaker." "Gee, Dad, thank you so much for providing us with this wonderful roof over our heads." "Yes, everyone has their own rooms." "Check down the hall." " Awesome!" " Mine better be soundproof." "Mine better be geek proof." "I don't like this house!" "I wanna go back to our old house." "Hey, we talked about this, honey." "Daddy had to take this great new job." "Daddy's the new dentist in town." "I know, I know." "Hey, I had to take it, all right?" "We had no choice." "And guess what?" "You get to have your own bedroom now." "Yeah, you do, because this house is a little bigger and a little better than the last house." "Samantha and I have to share a bathroom?" " Yes!" " That's so not fair!" "You know what?" "I think I have something that's gonna cheer you up, because you haven't seen the best part of this place yet." "Follow me, okay?" " Come here." " We have a backyard?" "Yes, we do!" "It's a lot nicer than that slab of concrete back home, right?" "Mm-hm." "And you have your very own swing set, baby." "Wow!" "Well, what are you waiting for?" "I can try it out?" " It's all yours, baby." " Yay!" "We're not in Boston anymore." "No, we are not." "I just want the girls to be happy here." "Oh, they're gonna." "It's just gonna take some time." "That's mine!" "Jessica, give it back!" "Just a little time." "I wish you didn't have to go back." "Me too, baby." "I gotta go back there for a couple weeks and the girls need to start school." "I know, I'm just gonna miss you, so you better hurry home." "I will, I will." "I'm gonna back there, close down that practice, say goodbye to my stuffy old partners, and I'll be back here faster than you can say, "Root canal."" "Root canal." "Well, hopefully by then the girls will all be settled in." "Yeah." "Morning, sunshine!" "Hey, there, pumpkin!" "How did you sleep, huh?" "Okay, I guess." "Okay, you guess, come here." "Hey, Jess!" "Jessica." "Hello." "Jessica!" " Good morning." " Yeah, okay, what?" "No earbuds at the table." " Ow!" " Sorry!" "Watch where you're going!" "Let's not read at breakfast." "Why are you even reading anyways?" "School hasn't started." "Oh, you know, to learn stuff." "Like did you know that an entire starfish can regrow from just one arm?" "Can you regrow an entire sister?" "Mom, Dad, are you sure we're related?" " Sometimes I wonder." " Can we please just be nice?" "As a favor to me, would you do that?" "I'm not gonna see you guys for a couple weeks, all right?" "Today's a big day for all of us." "A very big day." "You guys get to see your new schools." "Go get 'em, ladies!" " I gotta get to the airport." " Okay." " I'm gonna miss you, Daddy." " You'll miss me?" "Oh, I'll miss you too, all right?" "Hey, look." "You call me whenever you want, okay?" " Okay." " Alright, bye." " Have a safe trip, Dad." " Hey, mm." "And don't worry about a thing." "I will keep an eye on the place while you're gone." "That's what I'm worried about." "Come here, come here." "Listen to me, no wild parties while I'm gone." "Unless your mom throws 'em, okay?" "All right?" "Just give her a break, okay?" "Hey!" "I'll see you soon, okay?" "Two weeks, alright?" " Okay, two weeks." " Bye, good luck!" "Thanks." "Bye, ladies." "So can I stay over at Marcia's tonight?" "All the girls are doing it." "It's like Susie and Robin, Becky and me." " Who are these people?" " Uh, they go to my school." "And they're also on the cheerleading team." " They're super cool." " Well, wait, wait." "How do you even know them?" "We just moved here." "Facebook." "So can I go?" "I'll see, it'd be nice to meet their parents." "I don't know anybody." "Yeah, but think about all the new friends you're gonna get to meet." "But they probably already have their own friends." "Oh, you can never have too many friends." "Now hurry up and eat, so you can get dressed!" "But they probably already have their own friends." "Be nice." "Well, all of us are reading Charlotte's Web." "And the main character, as you know, is a spider." "Now how many of you are scared of spiders?" "No one is scared of..." "I am petrified of spiders." "If Charlotte came in the room, I'd be standing on a chair." "Excuse us?" "Is this room 418, Ms. Pritchett?" "Who wants to know?" "We're the Roses." "We're new in town." "I'm Ilana." "And of course this is Talia, it's her first day." " Hi." " Hi Miss Talia Rose." " Well, come on in." " It's okay, sweetie." " Go ahead." " Take a seat right over there." "Go ahead." "Now class, I'd like you to help me say good morning to Miss Talia." "You ready?" "Good morning, Talia." "Very nice, very nice." "Uh, Mrs. Rose, if there's nothing else I can do for you," "I'd like to wish you a good day." "Oh, uh..." "And one more thing, my class starts promptly at 9:00 am, and tardiness will not be tolerated." "Yes, ma'am." "Bye." "Sold!" "Who is gonna buy this turd ranch?" "We are reading Charlotte's Web, Talia." "And, uh, well, Miss Sophia, why don't you tell us a little bit about what we know." "Well, the animals, they all can talk." "That's right." "But animals can't really talk." "My cousin has a dog, Tillie, who could talk." " No way!" " Well, not talk, talk." "I mean, Tillie always knew what you were saying, though." "Like if you ask her to play ball she goes, "Bark, bark,"" "and goes crazy." "That's not the same thing as talking." " Well, it kinda is." " Well, what do you mean?" "If a dog wags its tail, it's probably happy." "Well, that's right." "Animals communicate with us all the time." "They tell us when they're happy, or sad, or serious, or angry." "Just like people." "That's very good." "You're a teacher's pet." "Me?" "I just got here." "I don't like teacher's pets." "Psst." "That's Bertha." "She's a bully." "You know, these things work a lot better if you actually swing on them." "I don't feel like swinging." "Mm." "First day didn't go so hot?" "I miss my old school." "Mm." "Beginnings are tough." "But you know, I think when you meet that special somebody, things are gonna look a lot brighter." " Maybe." " Trust me." "Come on, come inside." "You can help me make dinner." " Okay." " Okay, see you in there." "Okay." " Well, hello, down there!" " Well, hello, up there!" "Wait, what are you doing?" "Hey!" "Oh, this feels pretty good." "Talia, are you coming?" "Coming, Mom!" "Okay." "Okay, little piggy." "I have to go." "You stay right here, you promise?" "Nope, not moving." "Just leave the cookie." "You made mac and cheese!" "I love mac and cheese!" "Well, somebody's in better spirits." "Can't forget my vegetables." "You feeling okay, Talia?" "Yeah, sure, Mom." "Why?" "Just wondering." "I smell bacon." " What's that?" " Oh, that's just Buster," "Mr. Unger's dog from next door." "I met them today." "Why is he barking?" "Maybe he just wants to say hi." "Hey, get me outta here!" "Hey, take it easy!" "I'm new in the area!" " Maybe he's an attack dog." " Oh, don't be silly." "He's just a harmless fur-ball." "Feisty, but harmless." "What, where are you going?" "I just remembered, I forgot something out by the swing set." "Okay." "Buster!" "Shoo!" "Shoo, shoo, Buster!" "Bad dog, go away!" "Shoo!" "Shoo, shoo!" "Yeah, keep walking, Buster!" "That's what I thought!" "Thank goodness you're back." "That dog is cuckoo!" "Are you okay little piggy?" "I gotta get you inside without Mom seeing." "Ahh..." "Talia?" "Yes?" "Okay, who turned out the lights?" "Everything okay out here?" "Yeah, Mom, why?" "Mm, love me some vegetables." " What's so funny?" " Nothing." "Well then, why are you laughing?" "Oh, I just remembered that joke you told me about the chicken crossing the road." "It was so funny!" " Nice cover-up." " Really?" "Cause you told me it was totally lame." " I just didn't get it before." " Okay." " Come back in." " Okay, Mommy, I'm coming." "Aren't you gonna finish your dinner?" "Mom, I'm stuffed." "You barely ate anything." "That was a good one." "What do you say, Talia Rose?" " Excuse me." " Excuse me." "I guess you ate more than I thought." "I gotta go to my room to do some homework." "Okay." " Hey, squirt." " Hey, Talia." "Hey, guys." "Why are you standing so funny?" "No reason." " Ew, gross." " Talia!" "Sorry!" "Hey, nice place you got here." "I think you ate too many vegetables, little piggy." "It gave you the burpies." "Hmm, what do pigs like to eat?" "I should check." "I can save you some time." "Absolutely everything!" "Oh, good, little piggy!" "I can get you all this stuff." "Jackpot!" "Wow, it says here, little piggy, you can't ever eat chocolate." " What's chocolate?" " Remember that, little piggy." "Sorry, no chocolate for you." "Chocolate could get you really, really sick." " You're the boss." " You're so cute!" "I have to think of a name for you." "Hmm, maybe Phil." "Nah." "What else you got?" " Or maybe Peanut." "No." " No." " Or maybe Roy." " Do I look like a Roy to you?" "Now where are those vegetables?" "I got it!" "Arlo!" "I think you look like an Arlo." "What do you think, little piggy?" "I'll take that as a yes." "Arlo." "Yeah, Arlo." "I like it!" "Has a nice ring to it." "Well, I can't put you back outside with that mean Buster barking at you all the time." "Everything okay in there?" "Yeah, sure, Mom!" "Why?" "Arlo, now stay here and be quiet." "It's my mom." "We can't let anyone know you're in here." "Talia?" "Everything okay in here, honey?" "Yeah, sure, Mom." "Why?" "Who are you talking to?" "Just myself." " Yourself." " Yeah, you know." "Hey, Talia, how's it going?" "I'm doing great." "How about you?" "I'm fine." "Hope it doesn't rain tomorrow." "You know, stuff like that." "Right." "Anyway, Mom, I'm tired." "I'm going to bed, okay?" "It's 7:30." "I know, I'm just bushed." "Okay, pumpkin." "Get some sleep." "Okay, Mommy, good night." "Good night." "And our top story of the night." "The famous Ming dynasty vase is lifted from City Hall." "Here's Mayor Cromwell with the official statement." "Our town is very proud to have been selected as a stopping point for the traveling Ming dynasty art exhibit." "Which is why we are deeply saddened that the real perpetrators were able to steal this prized vase under our watch." "That is why I am making it my personal mission to ensure that we get that vase back to its rightful owners, the people of this great town." "And in other news..." "Let's get the lay of the land." "Wilson, the Amazing Burping Pig, escaped from the circus." "More on that wacky story with the Bearded Lady." "And the gate just swung right open, and, uh, we couldn't catch him." "Little guy was just too quick and he got away." "But, um, Wilson, if you're watching this, uh, your family misses you, man." "Where can a pig get a drink around here?" "Let's see, what's in here?" "Hmm." "Hey there, sleepy." "Nah, there's no water in here." "It's like the Sahara in this house." "And going up." "What the..?" "Ah, that hit the spot." "Oh, here come the fuzz!" "Hi-ya!" "That was a weird dream." "Uh, hot dog water?" "That was a close one." "That's the ticket." "Safe and sound." "Arlo?" "Arlo, where are you?" "Arlo, this isn't funny!" "Mom!" "What is it?" "You shrunk my favorite shirt!" "What?" "Look at it, it's way too small." " It looks fine." " No, I can't wear this!" "Talia, top of the morning!" "Joining us for breakfast?" " Why not?" " Because it's way too small!" "Well, it just needs to be stretched out a little bit." " What are you doing?" " I'm trying to stretch it out." " You are going..." " Oh, right." "Uh, stealth pig powers activated!" " Not going to rip it." " Yes you are!" "Jessica!" "Just wear a different shirt." "I can't wear a different shirt." "Don't mind me, just an invisible pig." "Grease lightning!" "Cheerleading tryouts are today and this is my lucky shirt!" "Talia!" "Why are you still in pajamas?" " No reason." " Go get ready!" " We cannot be late." " Okay, Mommy!" "Is it just me, or is she acting a little strange?" " I think she's just adjusting." " I think she's just weird." "Arlo, that was too close." "You can't wander out like that!" " Why not?" " I mean what if they saw you?" "You're lucky Dad's not home." "He definitely wouldn't let me keep you." "Ah, don't be silly." "They just haven't met me yet." "To know me is to love me." "Even worse, what if someone stepped on you?" "Ouch!" "I didn't think of that." "Here." "Here are some toys you can play with." " Come on, Talia!" " Okay, Arlo." "I have to go to school." "Be a good little piggy." "Don't go anywhere." "You promise?" "All right, well, you have a great day at school." "Uh, uh, are these all the apples you have?" "Cause, you know, I really love apples, and I might get hungry later." " That looks good." " Fashion statement." "Come on, Talia!" "Okay, guys, we have to get ready quicker in the morning." "We cannot be late for school." "Oh, there's my ride." " Who's that?" " Marcia Pinsky." "She's the captain of the cheerleading team." "Well, maybe Sam can get a ride with you." "Ha!" "I'm good." "Hey, Marcia!" "Hey, Susie!" "What up, Jessie J?" " Jessie J?" " Jessie J?" " Just go with it, okay?" " Okay." "So, Marcia, so this is my mom." " Awesome." " My sister, Samantha." "Double awesome." "And this is my little sister Talia." " Triple awesome!" " Totally triple." "Hi." "So I hear you girls are on the cheerleading team." "On the cheerleading team?" "I'm captain of the cheerleading team, which is totally awesome." "Oh." "Oh, they're on the team, too." "Right, Susie?" "Slightly less awesome, but still pretty awesome." "Go Trojans!" "Woo-hoo!" "So, Samantha, are you on any teams?" "Uh, math team." "Okay." "Go Trojans, I guess." "So, Jessie J, you wanna get changed so we can head to school?" "Um, uh..." "Your shirt's a little tight, don't you think?" "Yeah, way too tight." "Yeah, just give me a second, I'll go inside." "You know what, forget it." "I have my gym bag." "You can just wear one of my old shirts." "Just change in my car." " Oh." " Ready girls?" "Bye, Jessica!" "Mm-hm." "Hmm." "Very nice, Miss Talia." "Teacher's pet." "Guess what?" "Jessica made the cheerleading team!" "Talia, I wanted to tell them!" "Oh, that's great, honey!" "I know where you get your moves from!" " Great job, honey!" " It is pretty cool, right?" "I mean it's not official yet, but they pretty much said yes." "I'm happy for you, too." "Thanks." " Everything okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "Well, when does practice start?" "That little weasel!" "Who's the weasel?" "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Practice starts tomorrow." "Go Trojans!" "Teenagers." "Mm." "This is Ralph." "Yes." "Yes, Boss." "Oh, my God." "Smooth as butter." "Oh, the vase?" "It..." "Safe as can be." "At, it, a friend is watching it for me." "Boss, the cops were on my butt." "The sirens, I could hear them down the street." "I did, I used my head like you taught me." "I... you know what?" "I ditched it." "It's in a safe place." "Don't worry." "No, sir, I don't wanna be in a body cast." "Okay." "I, no." "When?" "Next week." "The vase, in your hands, next week." "You can bank on it." "Yes, sir." "Absolutely." "What, are you kidding?" "Okay, yes, sir." "Bye." "I think we should go with the off-white or powder blue." " What do you think?" " I'd go with blue." "Yeah, I think we should go with the white." "I'll call the painter tomorrow." "White." "It's perfect." "I mean, I think it'll go so great with the new vase." " Don't you think?" " Yeah, I'll tell you," "Ernie really outdid himself with that thing." "It actually looks expensive." "I know, it's perfect." "Wonder where he got it." "Probably a yard sale." " Hey, how are the girls doing?" " Mm, you know." "They're slowly adjusting." "I think they might actually like the place." "Oh, Jessica made the cheerleading team." "No way!" "That's great." "I'm gonna have to call her later." "How are things over there?" "It's, uh, it's weird." "I mean, house is empty and I'm in the girls' rooms." "You just, you know, nothing up on the walls." "I don't know, it's just weird." "A lot of memories in this place." "Yeah." "Well, you'll just have to hurry home so we can make plenty of new ones here." "Thank you, David." "The girls and I really appreciate everything that you've done for this family." "Thanks, baby." "I'm the luckiest guy in the world to have four amazing ladies all living under one roof." "Yep, and you get to see them all next week." "Okay, little piggy." "I have to go to school." "Be a good little piggy." "I put some snacks under the bed." "Try to stay out of sight, okay?" "No problemo." "Bye, Arlo!" "Hey, looks just like my uncle." "See the family resemblance?" "Hi, is this Tommy from Tommy's Painting?" "Hi, I'm Ilana Rose." "We just moved into the house on Beacon Street." "Thanks." "So I have this ugly wallpaper, and I was hoping you could come check it out?" "Okay." "Great, Thursday at noon would be perfect." "Thank you again, and it's 1501 Beacon." "Great, I'll see you then." "Hmm." "Hey!" "Oh, sorry, didn't see you there." "Well, maybe you should watch where you're going!" "What did you say?" "I said, phew, your breath stinks!" "You didn't brush your teeth this morning!" "Yes, I did!" "Well, maybe you didn't use toothpaste." "My dad's a dentist, so I know a little bit about teeth." " Why you little..." " Ladies?" " Do we have a problem here?" " No." " No, ma'am." " I didn't think so." "You better watch your step, Talia Rose." "I'm watching you." " What?" " What?" " Hey, Jess." " Hey, squirt." "Why are you here?" "I thought you were at cheerleading practice tonight." "Oh, um, it got canceled." "No practice tonight." "Hey, Jessie J!" " Hey." " And hey there, um, Tabitha, right?" " It's Talia." " Right, Talia." "That was gonna be my second guess." "Anyway so, um, sorry about before." "Just, it kinda happens sometimes, you know?" "Yeah." "We're still besties though, right?" " Of course." " Okay, awesome!" "Well, I gotta run." "But I'll see ya later Jessie J!" "See you, Tammy." "It's Talia." " Whatever, let's go." " Where's Sam?" "Um, she had to stay to do some extra credit or something." "I don't know." "If cheerleading practice got canceled, then how come Marcia..." "Uh, it starts tomorrow for new members." " How was your second day?" " It was, it was good." "It was good?" "That's good." "Gotta stretch my hooves out." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Back to the old watering hole." "Ah." "What the...!" "Huh?" "Hi-ya!" "Gotcha!" "It tastes like bacon." "I'm losing it." "Hey, I'm getting good at this!" "Back home." "Where is your sister?" "Come on, Jess!" "We're gonna be late!" "I'm here, I'm here." "Please stop yelling." "What's wrong with you?" "I haven't been getting my beauty sleep." "You can say that again." "Why aren't you sleeping, Jess?" "I don't know." "I keep having this crazy dream." "It keeps me up every night." "About what?" "There's like a weird slurping coming from the bathroom." " Slurping?" " Yeah." "Like..." "Mm." " Sam, do you hear anything?" " No." " What about you?" " No, definitely not." "Nothing like that." "That's so weird!" "It feels so real." "Well, I'm sorry you're not sleeping." "Oh, no." "Come on." "We gotta go." "We're gonna be late." "No, no, no, no Jess." "Up you go." "Come on." " I'll be right back." " All right, let's go." "Hey, if you're not doing anything after school let's go for a walk." "My schedule happens to be clear." "Okay." "Bye, Arlo!" "Oh, my goodness." "Hey, don't you have cheerleading practice today?" "No." "Uh, yeah." "I mean, yeah." "Uh, thank you for reminding me." "Can't forget your pom-poms." "Come on, let's go!" "Let's go." " Come on." " I'm going, I'm going." "We're gonna be late again." "Bye, Talia!" "Have a good day!" "They always call when I'm eating." "Hey, Rose family!" "Big Ern here." "Just wanted to see how you're loving your new house, and, uh, remind you that if you need anything, like lawn pods for storage or lawn gnomes..." "Lunch, lunch, lunch... to put a smile on the faces of your princesses," "Big Ern's got 'em." "All you gotta do is dial 1-800-B-I-G-E-R-N-I." " Whoa!" "Not you again!" " Hope you're well." " Oh, man!" " Talk to you later, bye!" "Hey, little guy." "Ah, down boy!" "Down!" " Easy, buddy!" " Come on, let me play tag." "I'll show you where I bury stuff." "So this is the wall I was telling you about." "Yep." "Oh, boy." "Wow, he must work out." "You have a real pretty house, Ms. Rose." "Thank you, Tommy." "That's very sweet of you." "Have you all decided on a color yet?" "Yeah, I think we're gonna go with off-white." "Okey-doke." "We were gonna go with powder blue." "But I think off-white is more soothing." " What do you think?" " I reckon." "My husband's a dentist, and all of his walls are off-white." "So I just, I don't know, I think it soothes the patients." "Wow, what a smart thing to say." "Well, I guess I'll see you next week?" "Yes, ma'am." "At noon." "You betcha." "Won't take more than a few hours." "Great." "Thank you, Tommy." "It's about time they do something about that wallpaper." "Bye, Tommy!" "Whoa!" " Almost got busted." " Hello?" "Anybody here?" "Hello?" "What the...?" "Oh, what a day, huh, Talia?" "Let's hit the streets, Arlo!" "♪ I look at everyone ♪" "♪ Picture perfect ♪" "♪ They think that, oh, they're so worth it ♪" "♪ We walk the streets in our new blue jeans ♪" "♪ We are..." "and we're in the scenes ♪" "♪ They think that oh, they're so famous ♪" "♪ Drowning in all their faces ♪" "♪ They wanna go, but have no friends ♪" "♪ This is not a way to live ♪" "♪ But when you think that ♪" "♪ You rise up to everyone ♪" "♪ Ones that you don't really know ♪" "♪ But when you say that ♪" "♪ You're up but you're just really not ♪" "♪ Well we already know ♪" "♪ I just don't understand ♪" "♪ I look at everyone in the movies ♪" "♪ It's not the life we know we're to be ♪" "♪ They let people inside their heads ♪" "♪ They have the night but can't pretend ♪" "♪ They think that, hey, we're so different ♪" "♪ And living life in the riches ♪" "♪ Spotlight every day ♪" "♪ From pain JV the way ♪" "♪ But when you think that you act up to everyone ♪" " Oh." " Well, well, well." "If it isn't the teacher's pet." " Leave us alone, Bertha." " Yeah, beat it Bertha." "Oh, teacher's pet with her very own pet." "Now isn't that special!" "Let me see him." " No way!" " I just wanna see him." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Will you chill out?" "I just wanna say hello." " Aren't you a little fatty!" " Speak for yourself." "You're just a little pork chop fatty, now ain't ya!" "All right, now you're getting personal." "Pork chop fatty, pork chop fatty," " pork chop fatty!" " You're squeezing me too tight!" "Bertha, I wouldn't do that if I were you." " Aren't you a little fatty?" " Hey, come on!" "Pork chop fatty, pork chop fatty!" "Bertha, I really wouldn't do that if I were you." "Pork chop fatty, pork chop fatty!" "Knockout!" "I told you so!" "Hmm." "Time for some snacks." "Snacks, snacks, snacks." "Hmm, any up here?" "No, huh." "Where are the snacks in this house?" "Hmm." "Who was that?" "I definitely just heard something." " Hi-ya!" " Hello." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mommy!" "Mom!" "What's going on?" "Is someone in the house?" "Yes, there's an intruder!" "What, I..." "I didn't hear the alarm." "There was a rat." " It was a huge rat." " A rat?" "Yeah, like this big creepy rat just running after me!" " And it, it burped!" " It burped?" "I'm going back to bed." " What, you don't believe me?" " Honey, you gotta calm down." "Come on, you gotta stop eating those Starbursts before bed." "Mom, you don't believe me?" "I promise there was, there was a rat, and, and it sounded just like..." "Like that." " Talia?" " Yes?" " What was that?" " Nothing." "What was that burping sound coming from your room?" "Maybe it was my squeaky chair." "Mom, please!" "No, no!" "No, no, no!" "And extra super no!" "Ladies." "That is not a rat." "That is definitely a pig." "You know, I thought I was losing my mind." "You acting strange." "The..." "the carrots in the blankets." "Talia, I can't believe you didn't tell us about this." "Sorry." "We share everything in this family." "What happens at work, what happens at school." "Pigs." "He's gross." " No, he isn't!" " He is too!" " I think he's handsome." " You would." "And when your father hears about this," " he's going to have a conniption." " Yeah, he is." "He wouldn't even let me have a goldfish as a pet when I was a kid." "He's definitely not gonna let you keep a pig." "Well, maybe he doesn't need to know right away." "Talia." "What do you call this little guy?" "His name's Arlo." "Totally gross." "How long has this thing been in my house?" " He's been here for a week." " A week?" "That thing has been drinking out of my water glass for a week?" "I'm gonna be sick." "Look, I was gonna tell you guys." "I was just waiting for the right moment." "Arlo might belong to someone else." "Did you ever think about that?" "I don't think he does." "I've taken him on walks and everything." "Nobody's ever seen him before." "Well, he is not sleeping in this house." " No!" " Oh, really?" "Why not?" "Because Buster's a mean bully." "He barks and growls at him like crazy!" "Talia, I need you to make some lost and found signs with a picture of your pig." " His name's Arlo." " I love that name." "You are so cute!" "We are gonna post the signs around town to see if anyone comes forward and claims him." " But, Mom, it's not fair!" " It is entirely fair." "He could be some other little girl's pig." "You wouldn't wanna go to jail for pig-napping, would you?" "It's the right thing to do." "Do you understand me?" "Okay, yes." "But if nobody comes, can I keep him?" "Look, here's the deal." "If nobody comes forward to claim him, he can stay here until your father comes back." "But trust me, I've known your dad for a long time." "There is no way he is going to allow a pig to live in this house." "I hate this stupid place!" "I wanna go back to my old house!" "I wanna go home!" "Talia." "Oh, yeah." "Right there." "That's the spot." "Thank you!" "You're such a little ham." "Bertha maybe was right." "You are a little pork chop fatty, but you're my little pork chop fatty." "You always know how to make me laugh." "I love you, Arlo." " Come on, Talia." " Coming, Mom." "Bye, Arlo." "Later, kiddo." "Yeah." "Gotcha!" "Jessica, what's wrong?" "Go away!" "You wouldn't understand." "Is it cause of Arlo?" "Great." "So now I have to deal with you and Porky Pig?" "Hey, that's degrading!" "Why can't you just leave me alone?" "When I'm upset, I tell you stuff." "That's what sisters are for." "Mom is making me put up lost and found signs for Arlo." "Someone might take him away!" "Not to be completely insensitive, but I cannot write my paper with you crying like that." "These walls are paper thin." "So what's wrong?" "I didn't make the cheerleading team." " What?" " But you said you did." "I didn't." "I lied." " Well, why did you do that?" " I was embarrassed." "Anybody who's anybody is on the cheerleading team." "And I just really wanted to be popular." "And it should be easy when you're the new girl, right?" "Everybody likes the new girl." "You guys probably think it's stupid." "No, I don't." "I just don't know why you care so much about what other people think." " It's just important to me." " Why?" "I don't know, it just is." "I..." "I never really thought about it." "And do you even like cheerleading?" "Not really." "No." "I mean, they do all these like pyramids, and they stack everybody up really high, and every time I do it I get terrified." "So maybe this is a good thing." "I don't know." "You should have heard Marcia when she heard" "I was pretending I made the cheerleading team." "She called me a faker in front of everybody." "It was so embarrassing." "So mean, Marcia isn't a good friend." "Yeah, definitely not somebody who I'd ever wanna hang out with, ever." "Yeah, maybe you're right." "A real friend likes you for being you." "You know what, squirt?" "You're pretty smart." "Where did you learn that?" "Arlo here." "Arlo?" "Yeah, Arlo." "He's a real friend." "Whether I'm happy or sad, he loves me no matter what." "That's awesome." "You know what the best part is?" "What?" "If you let him, he can cheer anybody up." "I don't think a pig's gonna do the trick for me." "Can you at least let him try?" "Jess, give Arlo a chance." "Come here, Arlo." "Okay, who needs some smiles?" " Oh." " Yeah." " Here." " All right, picture time!" "Get my good side!" "Hashtag piggy selfie." " He's adorable." " Yeah, that's good." "I literally think that your fingers are gonna fall off one of these days." "What?" "What are you doing?" "No!" "You look so much better without these glasses." "Well, I can't really see, but I'm pretty sure here comes trouble." " Mind if we join you?" " They don't mind." " Right, ladies?" " Yeah, sure." "Awesome." " Hey, you're Sandra, right?" " No." "Samantha." "Don't we have a class together?" "She's in all the AP classes." "Oh." "Anyways, Jessie J, I just wanted to make sure you're not still upset over the cheerleading fiasco." "She's over it." "That must have totally sucked." "No, I'm fine." "It's not a big deal." "Well, I know starting at a new school can be tough." "You know, trying to fit in." "Be super popular." "Meet the cute guys." "Please." "Zack and Ari are checking us out, girlfriend." "I mean, if you weren't a senior, I'd say you could try out for the team next year." " Hey, boys!" " Hey, Marcia." "Robin." " Hi, Zack." " Hi, Ari." "Did you guys come over to say hello?" "Yeah, we were." "To them." "So, Marcia." "We'll see you around, right?" " Is it okay if we sit?" " Yeah, of course." "Hey, why'd you take your glasses off?" "I liked the whole librarian thing." "It was kinda cool." "Hi." "Hey folks, Big Ernie here." "If you need a house, why you call Big Ern." "If you need, uh, lawn pods, lawn chairs, lawn gnomes." "We got pink flamingos." "We got termite control." "Pest removal." "You name it, we got it." "Just dial 1-800-B-I-G-E-R-N-I." "That's 1-800-B-I-G-E-R-N-I." "And just remember, the E is free and the donuts are on me!" " Did you see her face?" " No, it was so good." "Hey, guys!" "What's with them?" " Did anybody call?" " Nope." " Really?" " Yes, really." "Arlo, did you hear that?" "Nobody's called!" "Maybe it's Daddy!" "Hello?" "Yes, hello?" "I..." "I'm calling about my pig?" " Okay." " Yeah, the little guy he, you know, he gets lost every once in a while." "He gets all turned around." "But I..." "I brought him to the pig doctor and, um, he and I think he's got, um, porkzheimer's." "Listen, I really need him back." "Um, and, you know, he's my best friend." "What can I tell you?" "Okay, um, so do you wanna come by and see?" "Mister..." "Ralph." "The name's Ralph." "Yeah and in, in fact, um, I know your address, and, um, I'm like right around the corner." "So this is great." "Okay, so we'll see you in a few minutes then." "Thank you, ma'am." "Buh-bye." "Uh, so that was a gentleman." "Arlo might be his pig." "He's gonna come by and, and look." "Oh, Talia." "Well, maybe the pig's not his pig, right?" "Yeah." "It might not be his." "It, I mean it's possible." "Mistaken pig identity?" " Hi." " Hi, there!" "Hi, I'm Ralph." "I called you about my little piggy?" " Sure, come in." " Thank you." " Nice place you got here." " Thank you." "Still have some work to do." "We're having the place painted on Thursday." "Thursday, eh?" "Hmm." "Nice." "Hmm." "Hi, there." "So my husband, you know, he should be back any minute." "He's got a laundry list of things to do around here." "I'm sure you keep him real busy." "This are nice." "This real gold?" "Yes." "No, no, it's just, it's a piece of junk." "Hmm, oh." "Talia!" "Will you please bring out Arlo?" "Arlo!" "There's my little buddy." "Where have you been?" "I've missed you." "Did you just call him Arlo?" "That's our name." "Well, sometimes I call him Arlo." "I mean he looks like an Arlo." "Doesn't he?" "You know what?" "Guess what Daddy has for you?" " Bam!" "Chocolate." " Okay, that kinda smells good." "Wait, you can't give him chocolate!" " Why not?" " Pigs can't eat chocolate." "They can get really, really sick." " He eats it all the time." " I don't think this is your pig." " You..." " Me, neither." "Well, you know what?" "Um, what, maybe you're right." "My pig kinda has like a birthmark on his head." "Kinda like a squished raspberry." "Like a Gorbachev thing." "Yeah, you, you know Ralph, that is an honest mistake." " It... yeah, um..." " You have a good night." " Bye, girls." " Good night." "What in the world was that?" " I don't know." " At least I get to keep him!" "Girls, I want you to make sure you keep all the windows and doors locked." "I'll feel a lot safer when Daddy gets home tomorrow." " Hey, Tommy." " Yes, Ms. Rose?" "Would you please remember to shut the door behind you?" "Oh, right." "Sorry." "Dang!" "Dang, dang, dang." " The little piggy." " Sorry, ma'am, I forgot." "Oh, don't worry about it." "So I'm just heading to the gym now." "Sounds good, Ms. Rose." "I'm just finishing up here." "Great." "Oh, would you do me one favor and just call me as soon as you're done?" " Yes, ma'am." " Okay." " All right, thank you!" " Have a nice day, Ms. Rose!" "I'll be sure to call you just like you said!" "Can I help you, mister?" "Yeah, I, Tommy, right?" "Do I know you?" "I'm Mr. Rose." "Howdy!" "My wife told me you've been doing a great job, by the way." "Thank you." "And I was careful not to get any paint on any of your really nice stuff." "Very professional." "Very professional!" "Oh, and I was extra, especially careful with that gorgeous vase in the living room." "The, the vase?" "Yeah, it, uh, thank God." "That's her prized possession." "That is the nicest thing I have ever seen." "That thing must have set you all back something serious!" "Cause I was using the newspaper to line the bottom of my birdcage for my parakeet a couple weeks back." "And I noticed that the vase that got stolen from town hall looks exactly like the one in the living room." "Would you believe it?" " It, Tom..." " Ming dynasty." " I watch Pawn Stars." " Yeah it, it," " Tommy, tell you what." " Heck, yeah!" "Hey, just between us guys?" "I got that at a flea market for peanuts, okay?" " Whoo!" " But she thinks it's a real thing, so." "Oh, man!" "Whoa, boy!" "I won't say nothing to the missus." "Oh, hey, uh, Mrs. Rose, she just left." "I missed her by two minutes I'll bet?" "Oh, man, you're good." "Yep!" "That's right." "Now listen, I got a busy day." "I'm sure you do." " You have a good day." " I just wrapped things up here." "All righty." "Hey, I can show you the finished product if you'd like." " Well, yeah, you know..." " Come on, right this way." "You know what?" "Paint's paint." "And I, and I'm sure you, you did a great job." "Uh, but, you know, I really gotta amscray, if you know what I mean." "There's a little more to it than that, sir." "Are you sure you don't wanna see?" "I... yeah, well, you know what?" "I, I really have a full day." "And, I..." "I gotta get going." " Oh, Dr. Rose?" " Hmm?" "You are a dentist, right?" "Huh, oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "But you know what, on my days off," "I'm just plain old Mr. Rose." "Well, Dr. Rose, I have this toothache right here." "Ha, it, tuna fish?" "For lunch, and onions." "You see that little sucker right there?" "Oh, uh, oh, yes." "Yeah I see it." "Well, it hurts every time I eat ice cream." "What should I do?" "Chew on the other side for a while." "Oh, right." " You know what I mean?" " Got it." " Yeah." " Good idea." "Well, anyway, old pal, I'll see you." "And thank you for everything." "You've been great!" "Hey, remember, you floss twice a week." "Thank you Dr. Rose!" "Man, I've been flossing way too much." "Hmm." "Bye, bye Tommy!" "♪ Daddy knows ♪" "♪ Alone again ♪" "♪ Naturally ♪" "Oh, no, not this creep again." "Oh, yes!" "♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪" "♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪" "♪ And on that farm he had a pig ♪" "♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪" "♪ With a here, and a there ♪" "♪ Here a there a everywhere a ♪" "♪ Old Mac ♪ Oh, dang." "I almost forgot to call Ms. Rose." "See you tomorrow." "Bye, bye!" " Hello?" " Howdy, Ms. Rose." "It's Tommy." " Oh, hi, Tommy." " Just wanted to let you know I finished the paint job." "Oh, great job." "Thank you so much." "Did you remember to close the door?" " Didn't have to." " What do you mean?" "Didn't have to, Ms. Rose." "Your husband did it for me." "Wait, what are you talking about, my husband?" "As in the man you married." "Dr. Rose came home just after you left." "Ms. Rose?" "Tommy, my husband's plane hasn't even landed yet." "What are you talking about?" "Well, that's strange, cause I just left him at your house a few minutes ago." "What did he look like?" "He was a bunch older than you." "A little chubby, needs a shave." "I'm sure he's a real nice person on the inside, though." "Uh, that's not my husband." "So there's another Dr. Rose living with y'all?" "That's okay by me." "I don't judge." "Ms. Rose, is something wrong?" "I think there's an intruder in my house." "An intruder!" "It must be that creepy guy from the other day." "Oh, God, the girls!" "Don't you worry, Ms. Rose!" "I'm on my way and I'm calling the boys in blue!" "Yee-haw!" "Come on, pick up!" "It's killing you not to answer it, isn't it?" "Nope, it's my new thing." "I don't need my phone to be happy." "Liar." "Just answer it!" "Okay, fine!" "But let the record show, I showed self-restraint." " Hello?" " Jessica, thank goodness!" " It's just Mom." " Uh, are you girls okay?" "Yeah, of course, why?" "Where are you?" "A couple blocks from the house." "Okay Jessica, whatever you do, just don't go in the house." " Why?" " What's wrong?" "Wait, why can't we go inside the house?" "I think there may be an intruder." "An intruder?" "Inside the house?" "Look, I am on my way." "Just whatever you do, don't go in the house, okay?" " Yeah, okay." " What's going on, Jess?" "That was Mom." "She thinks there's an intruder inside the house." " Arlo!" " Talia!" " Wait!" " I'm coming Arlo!" "Oh, jeez, oh." "All right, you're in my house now." "Oh you, eh?" "I thought I smelled sausage." "You know how I like little piggies?" "Two minutes on each side with a little garlic and oil." "Yeah, keep it up!" "You know I broke into a lot of houses in my day." "I've seen a lot of watchdogs." "Never a watch pig." "Where the heck did you come from?" " Hey, back off!" " Anybody got a ham on rye to go?" "Very funny." "All right, joke's over little piggy." "I'll make pork fried rice outta you!" "You just try it!" "I'm walking outta here with this vase, and you ain't stopping me!" "I warned you!" " What are you..." "Hey!" " Get out of here." " Ow!" " Yeah, take that!" "Timber!" "Touchdown!" "Hmm, every victory deserves a reward." "Talia, wait!" "Stop, wait, Talia!" "Arlo?" "Hey, where are you?" "That's him!" "I'm home!" "Officer!" "Arrest that man!" "Tommy, that's my husband!" "Oh, right, sorry." "Officer, arrest that man!" "What the heck is going on here?" "I'll explain later." "Hey, we've been looking for this!" "This was stolen out of City Hall back in August!" "I guess it's worth a pretty penny." "The Mayor sure will be glad to have it back where it belongs." " Are you kidding me?" " Ming dynasty, 10th century." " It's part of our traveling Chinese exhibit." " Yep." "And we thought it was a present from our real estate agent." "Yeah, we found it in the bushes." "Gee, I can only imagine who put it there." "Hey." "Hey!" "Hey, I'm no crook!" "It was them!" "It was those people right there that, that little pig!" "He's the ringleader!" "What pig is he talking about?" "We'll talk about that later, too." "A..." "Arlo?" "Arlo!" "Mom, Dad, come quick!" "Uh, oh, oh, okay." "Why is there a pig on the floor and what's wrong with it?" "Oh, I, I think he ate some chocolate, and pigs can't have chocolate." "Dad, do something!" "Honey, if that's..." "it's that's true, I'm not..." "I'm not sure there's anything Daddy can do." "Check between his teeth." "He may have some chocolate." "Honey, it may be too late for that." "So you're saying Arlo's dead?" "I'm sorry, honey." "Arlo, please don't die." "I love you, Arlo." "Arlo Rose." "And you, Arlo, you were as much as a part of this family as anybody." "Please don't die!" "Arlo!" "I think once, when you meet that special somebody, things are gonna look a lot brighter." "Oh." "Whoa!" "I just saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes." "You came back, my little piggy!" "I knew you'd come back to me!" "I knew it!" "He's a tough little piggy!" "Mom, Dad, please can I keep him?" "Absolutely." "Are you kidding me?" "What?" "Daddy, please?" "I guess if your mom says we can keep the pig, then... we're keeping the pig." "You hear that, Arlo?" "Yeah, all right!" "I'm staying!" "Arlo, you're staying for good!" "Come here, Arlo!" "Our little hero." "Look how cute!" "See, Dad?" " Yep." " He's perfect." "Oh." "♪ It's one in the morning and you can't sleep ♪" "♪ It's been a long day at work so you can't breathe ♪" "♪ But you're too tired to even eat ♪" "♪ So you stand here on your two feet singing ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire ♪" "♪ Sing up real high ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, everything will be all right ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Look around and all you can see ♪" "♪ Is the clouds up above me ♪" "♪ Sitting here with your best friend ♪" "♪ The sun's going down and it's gonna end singing ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire ♪" "♪ Sing up real high ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, everything will be all right ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ It's a summer night ♪" "♪ The moon is shining ♪" "♪ The people sing ♪" "♪ Oh let's keep rocking ♪" "♪ We're kicking back in the sand ♪" "♪ Oh, let's keep moving ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Singing, oh, hey, hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire ♪" "♪ Sing up real high ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, everything will be all right ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Put your hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Wanna have the best night ♪" "♪ Everything's all right ♪" "♪ Wanna have the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Put your hands to sky ♪" "♪ We're gonna have the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Everything's all right ♪" "♪ Gonna have the best night ♪" "♪ Late now and you've gone to sleep ♪" "♪ But I'm still here on my two feet ♪" "♪ We're missing you, your best friends ♪" "♪ It's the summer that will never end, singing ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Stand around the fire ♪" "♪ Sing up real high ♪" "♪ Oh, hey, everything will be all right ♪" "♪ Cause tonight is gonna be the best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Best night, best night ♪" "♪ Go from sundown to daylight ♪" "♪ Best night ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Put your hands to sky ♪" "♪ Gonna have the best night ♪" "♪ Everything's all right ♪" "♪ Gonna have the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Put your hands to the sky ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh Gonna have the best night ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Everything's all right ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Gonna have the best night ♪"