"The match for SMS" "Welcome to 2B Blueberry Road, Stian's bedroom, and to the intense tingling in my stomach." "Stian has got Sara's phone number, and he's going to use it." "Here, he's formulating an SMS with a question about a movie date." "That's right." "And so he's about to write an eloquent message, send it off, of course, and hope for a "yes" back." "Yeah, and there we see it..." "So here we go." "Yes..." "Something starting here." "He opens carefully." "We have a "hi" here to begin with." "No, we haven't." "We actually said goodbye instead of "hi"." " So there's a "Yo!"." " Yes, it is." ""Yo" has pep and speed and testifies to youthful coolness." "Perhaps too much pep and speed." "Stian seems uncertain." "Now he's back with the more classic "hi"." "He continues." ""Hi, I have an extra ticket,"" ""as it happens, to "Days of Rain" at the cinema tonight."" "What is it we want with this sentence, Geir?" "The question is whether it will be too little." ""Extra ticket, as it happens..."" "It's unlikely to make Sara feel very special." "And he realizes that here." "There he's actually thinking on his feet." " So he's down on the bed." " He's going for emoticons now." " A picture says a 1,000 words." " The possibilities are almost endless." "We have smileys, thumbs up, hearts, flowers, bees..." "And... what do we have here?" "No, this is, well in all honesty, good old Knerten." "No, Stian, this is not the time to start playing with this guy." "He leaves the phone on the bed and goes out with Knerten." "What's this?" " He prioritizes a walk to the bathroom." " And is well underway with washing." "I don't like this at all." "We see it well here." "Yes, this jam stain is the start of Stians loss of focus." "Adrian Grønnevik Smith, you played the Little Brother in films about Knerten." "What can you say about the situation?" " Stian's now washing the Knerten character." "Shouldn't Stian let go of this?" "Isn't he too old?" "Isn't he the same age as me?" "I stopped a couple of years ago." "We must say thank you to you, Adrian, for Stian is back." " And where's your phone got to." " No nonsense and straight on the attack." ""Do you want to go to the cinema?" Now Stian's decided, he's said it." " He's looking satisfied too, now." " Ending with four smileys." "He makes an adjustment." "Down to just one smiley." "And there we have a ready-SMS." "It only needs to be sent, to get it to it's destination." " Huh?" " What's this?" "Stian, has the power run out?" "Surely it can't be?" "Yes, I think so." "Here he searches for the charger, but it's not there." "Is it big sister Kaja who's nabbed his charger?" "It would be typical." "It's also not here, we see." "Has his sister taken it to Berlin?" "Kaja, now you've made trouble!" "Trouble at the crucial moment." "See these sad pictures." "There's a boy who has totally capitulated." " This is a terribly sad picture." " It's dismal." "It's sad, but sometimes it's just like that." "And here it was the doubt that took all the time and all the power from Stian, who..." "What's going on here?" "Where's Stian Hermansen heading now?" "Where on earth are you headed, Stian?" "Oi, oi, oi!" "Look at this." "He goes for the landline!" "Good old telephone." "There you are, landline." "Then we can just forget emoticons and smileys and go for a conversation!" " Yes, it's Sara." " We have an answer." " Hi, it's Stian." " Hi." "I was wondering..." "Come on now." "Get it out, Stian!" " ...if you..." " You need to come out with it now!" " ...will you go to a movie with me tonight?" " We've asked the question." "Yes, I will." " We have a yes from Sara!" " We're going to the movies!" " Then I'll come and pick you up." " Yes." "Good bye." "What a turnaround!" "Here, Stian puts everything called SMS to shame." "He talks." "Stian is a man of action when it matters most." "And he's a real communicator." " I can't find the words, Asbjørn." " No need." "Everything has been said." "Yes, that's it." "Possibly just one tiny thing." "And it's to wish Stian and Sara a really good movie." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2016)"