"CONVERSATION PIECES:" "EARLY BIRD" "Forecasting 19 as a day on 238 and 96.3 FM in Stereo" "Time for latest news, he's David Garmston" "The Coal Board says it's going ahead with the closure of two pits in Scotland and South Wales despite appeals by miners and the threat of a major confrontation by N.U.M. leader Arthur Scargill" "Nine minutes past are six o'clock on radio West" "Welcome long is the Radio West breakfast show with Roger Day sitting in for John Hayes is on holiday for another week and a half" "I think I'll manage to make it then" "Twelve past six, 6 minutes past 12" "And on 12 within past 6 6 : 12" "Certainly not a bad morning out there" "Much you can hardly see it at the moment" "I'll let you know what it's like when the Sun comes up, if it ever does indeed" "The high tides in Weston today, 8:56 and 9:09 that means it will be a long walk to the seaside with a bucket and spade today" "Kettle!" "5 minutes to 7 o'clock, 6:55 Thursday morning, August 25" "No bridge winds, no traffic problems at the present time" "Buses, trains and planes all running ok" "Howdy Doody kids, are just looking at my digital watch here" "I see that today the Granville Smithe Park is the rendezvous for the Radio West summer roadshow between 2:00 and 4:00" "We'll see you there!" "Excuse me, a little frog in the throat" "This is for Peter." "Happy 18th birthday for today" "That's from mom and dad and from Helen and Susan and Sharon, your sister presumably" "It was between 7:15 y 7:25." "Hope you're still there" "You're late for work if you are!" "Ok, now we go to the police traffic control" "In the latest travel John Bull" "Good morning" "First of all, there are no bridge winds before nine o'clock this morning so I should cause no delays this morning" "In Bedminster area extensive excavations there will cause some delays during the rush hour" "That's all i have for the moment" "Thanks, John." "Listen Radio West, nine minutes to 8" "2 minutes to eight o'clock." "Your horoscope if it's your birthday today" "Life may not be especially exciting but it will follow a very peaceful profitable course between now and the next birthday" "Happy birthday if it is your birthday today" "Run Tape" "Did you know that more people in this country go fishing and take part in any other sport?" "Did you know the smallest fish ever to an angling competition weight just one-sixth of an ounce?" "Well if you want to find out more about angling listen to our fishing phoning tonight on Radio West when you can ask the experts the questions" "If we're not in, don't worry man, we've just gone fishing" "Next." "There were a bag of maggots." "It's our Jonathan Pierce" "I'm on off to Weston for today with the bucket and spade" "Have a lovely day, want you?" "I'll see you tomorrow sometime between 6:00 and 9:30" "Your company that'll be nice" "Just say, if you enjoyed it it was Roger Day if you didn't it was Reginald Bosanquet" "And a very good morning too David, thank you very much indeed" "It's Trevor Fry with the morning show through until one o'clock today and..." "SWEET DISASTER:" "BABYLON" "Peace and profit" "My loving Mr. Matthew, our president, distingued guest..." "I beg silence for your president, our guest" "We come to celebrate our profession" "Nothing would move us from the pride we have in our work" "Nothing!" "The Left-Wing rag would say that we are the vultures of society that we live of the honest gains of the people" "Those communists" "Those socialist" "Those with over take consciences would say that our trade in arms, our trade in weapons is the trade of renegades and outcasts almost, of criminals" "They believe in the perfect ability of man" "Stupidity" "Aren't stupidity" "We are realists" "We know the real world" "Yes we know the real world" "We know we need protection of this aim of our neighbour" "Man is evil, you know it... yes" "I know it" "No one can predict what atrocities are been planned next door or the other side of the world" "What atrocities are breeding in your neighbour's head?" "This is the meaning of freedom" "The people have to be protected at whatever cost." "At whatever cost!" "And that cost can be high!" "I wish to say that we should not profit for protecting man from himself" "Peace and profit" "Is one of anyone here who that's no playing profit?" "We are the lead of which he crown it hurriest" "We are the real humanitarians the real peacemakers, the only realists" "We are the apostles of the gentile philosophers of deterrence" "our trust" "Our responsability is to protect men from himselves to give them the force to keep their lives private" "to defend their property to safeguard their families from the desires of others to keep their minds clean of alien clouts" "On top of all" "On top of all to preserve the peace" "Then and only then to protect a well deserve profit and live as we should live" "our kind of aristocracy" "Humanity Peace and profit" "CREATURE COMFORTS" "Sound running, when you're ready!" "Emh, well the zoo is very important to animals, they're a bit like camps, like nursing camps, and for poor animals and..emh.." "...people like old people." "And there is old animals which are dead, and people in the wild have..." "don't have much to eat so they have to kill their own people to have something to eat." "Oh, it's very very good, very good... very comfortable, you know?" "We are well looked out and's a nice position." "They try to make you comfortable, they try to put you in... in a quite nice situation with standard food that look more like dog food than food proper for wild animals, alright?" "Well...emh...most of the cages are a bit small and... and either gross and everything... but the tortoises seems get the good side, they go out" "They go out to good fun, big pools to play arround it and there's lots of fun there, they look really happy." "There was respectably comfortable, I suppose, this place but...emh.." "...emh I mean, I've been in more comfortable rooms, yes..." "If you try to compare, the situations and the environment that we live in here with the environment that we live in Brazil, there's a big difference." "Here, you live in a very small place with all the technological advances possible." "You have... everything sorted out, double glass, and you know, you're heating and everything like Brazil, but you don't have space!" "In Brazil you have space although you don't have all this technological, you know, double glass and things like that and you know... but you have space and..." "we need space to live, we need space to feel that we are part of the world, and not a kind of a piece..." "of object in a box!" "My room is a bit too small really," "I've got so much stuff in there." "If I'd get anything new, this is known I have to put up." "Well, sometimes you can't get out on a bite as much as you would like to." "You're stuck in for some reason, like I'm stuck in today." "And then yes, you get the wall you get fed up with your thin four walls." "I try to spend as little time in here as possible, but... but you can't actually get out with a pal." "I use to escape into books and things." "I feel very secure." "I'm well looked after, very well looked after, and I'm no worried about anything." "I know, whatever happens, they look after me, and put me where I hope to be." "I think they'd like be in the wild if they were in the wild, but I think it's much better to be in... a palace, because, like those said, they get fed, where was some animals, they go for days without food" "Because animals in the circus, they have to... emh... get on boxes and balls but but animals in the zoo, they don't have to do anything." "They can do their own things like drinking and eating." "I miss somewhat of the food, I miss the fresh meat, you know, because in Brazil we are predominantely carnivores." "We are not, you know, vegetarian!" "And we don't like potatoes, we like meat!" "And we like fresh meat!" "My favorite food is, I'm afraid to say, steak!" "I'd go nowhere to get nice them ...Emh, do you like lions emh...do you like lions as well then?" "Do you like steaks and chips with lions within?" "Not with lions, Andrew, no." "I don't like lions steak," "I prefer the ordinary steak." "I'd like to live somewhere a bit hotter." "I don't like getting rained on and I don't like being cold." "And I find that here I often get rained on and I'm often cold." "Where I would to like to leave and to spend most of my live?" "In a hot country!" "You know, in a hot country, that I have good weather, and that I have space and that I have trees, you know?" "That I don't have only grass, with pollen that give me high fever everyday" "I need a space with blue sky, without..." "that I can see the sun everyday, alright?" "That I have nice weather, that I can just have nice water, you know, to dive, to swimming, it means, a tropical country!" "Not in an island, a cold one" "Is easy, any part of the world, but hot!" "Name it, and I go!" "WAR STORY" "Now listen" "Now I go tell you this" "I'm coaler, I've been in a ship coaler I done a lot a night work and..." "I came on my way turn, I needed to go asleep in the train in odd form on train, somewhere, coming on from back way and..." "I used to go upstairs, then trying get asleep around about, what was it?" "eight, nine o'clock on the morning dull over a couple of hours and bed and I go up to the bedroom itself Flo not... not wake me over anything unless house is on fire because" "I was so much... tired about this" "But the trouble was, the coaler men has to come on a day round about ten o'clock" "And our coaler man, with name of Hill he was a bit hard of hearing, son and when you come in with... wear coal if throw it down with a bomb, see and I throw the coal in..." "in the coaler under the stairs like several people under..." "a coaler put under stairs they's in standby because they are using coal fires and you can't be a coal fire better electric burn, like said and I throw the coal in the coalers under the stairs" "I thought that with a bang bomb, like that, I think it was a bomb you know, I recovered me in a jump" "I know, but i didn't take long vertical, but the brain tired, it's obvious a tired" "Now, when I first got married" "I married my wife and we went into rooms" "Right, now then, this house why I must say where we lived was on..." "I'm afraid it was on this land they rang night bells on the mine and underneath the coal mine and the coal mine came." "To put the coal in it used to be... it's throwing in there and roll back on the passage again and then... scoop on shoveled it back in there and also we had a small bathroom up there" "it was a small bedroom converted into a bathroom and the bath when I put turn on the water on the geezer it had all rundown one end" "I get all that and, I get our bath with my feet in dry N.C." "and also when Flo put in the yard true, that's it, bring my dinner in from work" "I do... she does..." "the gravy..." "I done put knife on underneath just to keep the plate up right because ...get the gravy in the lap and and also..." "I can't doubt..." "I have not... also I tell my workmates about it and they have a good laugh about it" "Have I got the right house?" "No no no... that was at number 5 or number 69?" "No, I got yet doubts, it's right..." "am I, Flo?" "because I ... when I?" " Switch down here" "Switch down here" "God help us, this is one the hardest bloody job that we ever did" "Now listen... no... no..." "put out... shut up... find up" "When I came home from the BAC after a big blitz out there and I also keep going out to the front door and on the top in the night turn round around the past seven and..." "I get me... a tin armor and my bucket of sand and a streaming pump, getting ready and then now..." "I'm used stand on the doorway and I went out, there were a night and all these lights was coming down from the sky, very nice" "I thought well, we've had day out the British Aircraft Corporation and just after you find you got a blitz seeming a bomb stars coming down" "So I said too, all I said:" "we owe... be stashed or hidden for the coalers so all we runs out here and" "I get under... in the coal house underneath the stairs and I say... under the coal and then comes their mother and sits on my lap then my missy sits on the mother's lap my missy was expecting a child in that moment" "so I reckon have a boyfriend at all my lap and..." "I tell you it was no funny games at all but... it's agony all day they said agony all day" "I was tattooed all over" "NEXT" "THE INFINITY VARIETY SHOW" "Next!" "What fools these mortals being!" "NEXT" "THE INFINITY VARIETY SHOW" "LIP SYNCH:" "IDENT" "ADAM" "LOVES ME" "LOVES ME NOT" "HEAT ELECTRIC:" "CREATURE COMFORTS" "An athlete like me has to be able to come in from doing a training run and be warm in all the rooms" "Ah!" "If you're going to replace your existing heating you've got to go for something that's economical worry-free from a bit of a worry" "I like to cuddle..." "I like cuddle up in my own home" "It's not nice to get up and be freezing, I need to be warm" "One thing about installing new electric heating is that you've got no kind of worries like that that's magic" "FOR ALL YOUR CREATURE COMFORTS" "HEAT ELECTRIC" "I am sensitive to the cold weather and therefore I need... you know it's like, you know, a priority for me" "When I first arrived in England to have come to a house it throw heating" "You know, Why I wouldn't be here otherwise?" "you know" "It's nice to know that you can go home and you be able to be warmer and, you know, it's very agreeable to be in a heaty dept." "I mean, It's just think for monetary reasons" "I just think that it's great" "I don't know, I just think I just feel warm, really" "FOR ALL YOUR CREATURE COMFORTS" "HEAT ELECTRIC" "It's pleased, actually pleased you walking, you get past the dog snoring is that of normally be go in the lounge, slap around for a bit" "I mean the whole house is warm I had a flat once it was freezing and it's just lovely be in here because you never have to worry about being cold" "It's like that all the time especially when I only come in of being dancing all night and there's still plenty of hot water the houses stay lovely and more which is like unbelievable, really and you get into bed and it's warm and when you wake up in the morning" "and it still makes some warm!" "I mean you just don't wanna go somewhere in the morning" "FOR ALL YOUR CREATURE COMFORTS" "HEAT ELECTRIC" "It's essential now, it was a luxury before we got but it's definitely an essential now" "I used to do the washing up before we had a dishwasher and it took an hour and a half For as hell is!" "Yeah well in these days we don't fight about that we used to always argue for who was doing the dishes" "Now I have the complete monopoly so we... we spent that time arguing about other issues or other new about the dishes" "FOR ALL YOUR CREATURE COMFORTS" "DISHWASH ELECTRIC" "Oh yeah, we've just got a new electric cooker" "Oh yes, ceramic hob" "Ceramic hob!" "yeah we got that when you just..." " It's very efficient" " Very efficient, you just turn it..." "You just turn it on and within seconds is red" "Just turn it down slightly I mean in the..." " And it is very quickly" " Instantly control the boil" " That's a good word, instantly." " Instantly control." " It is really." "And a good 'bing' when it's finished" "FOR ALL YOUR CREATURE COMFORTS" "COOK ELECTRIC" "That's how a electric shower is thrown away spontaneous such that we like it" "I'm all more mess scampering around and mom goes:" "Getting up to shower!" "so I goes:" "Yeah, shower!" "Straight upstairs and into shower" "Yeah, what I like about especially in summer is... it's quick and you save money you don't have to put the heating on" "Brilliant!" "What we can do with technologies today!" "FOR ALL YOUR CREATURE COMFORTS" "SHOWER ELECTRIC" "NEVER SAY PINK FURRY DIE" "NOT WITHOUT MY HANDBAG" "Auntie, Auntie!" "Oh no!" "Not more else!" "We are sorry to know that you have not kept up the repayments on your washing machine" "We are therefore forced to take the measures described in your contract" "The contract!" "Chinese pump to have the experience just unbelievable, you're lucky lucky woman" "There is font print totally unreadable" "How annoying" "unknown payment storements the contract tie should get a hell without further notice" "Hello, it's that 'Dante Soak  Spin'?" "This southern hears, how can I help you?" "and the payment was only a three days late!" "So sorry but it's absolutely nothing I can do" "Our representative is already dispatched" "Auntie!" "'Here lies my beloved aunt'" "I'm sure I've forgotten something" "What is it?" "I know!" "And now the late TV news on BK TV" "This morning Fish-Impressionist tell their annual meeting at hearing world" "Miss Heidi Klum won in the carp and flounder section and the conference was said to have been a great success" "Father Christmas was savely removed" "To endly, Consumer News:" "a report published today shows that the likelihood of going to hell has increased by a severe thirty percent for owners of the popular 'Dante Soak  Spin' washing machine" "Purchasers are urgently advised to check their loan agreements as failure to keep up with repayments may result in premature death and the possible loss of soul" "Hello, I'm back!" "You just won't believe what happened I'm been through hell and just think I forgot to take my handbag!" "But auntie, you've been dead and buried for six months!" "Well, you know, I have been feeling a bit of ailing lately nothing that a chamomile tea and a little lie down wouldn't help" "My aunt is a zombie from hell" "As so much for the hors d'oeuvre" "Excuse me, but what do you think you are doing?" "Has anybody seen my handbag?" "Dear heavens!" "That isn't my handbag?" "and it's a very cheap imitation!" "Cheap imitation?" "I'll give you a cheap imitation!" "Horrible handbag + Yummy Food" "I'm going!" "Why don't you stay for a nice cup of tea?" "And maybe a piece of creamcake, Mr. Handbag?" "Now, how about the delicious chocolat-éclair?" "Oh, no thank you, I really mustn't" "Oh, what the hell!" "Oh!" "My handbag" "Thank goodness, now I can rest in peace" "After all, walking the earth as a living corpse it's probably and wrong the question about test" "Could come and visit any time and remember: always read the small print before your buy and beware with cheap imitations" "Bye bye, my dear" "Good bye, auntie" "PIB AND POG" "Hello Pib" "Hello Pog" "What are you been outhere?" "You are been to the beach, Pog?" "What did you do there?" "You found a shell!" "What a beauty!" "I think Pib wants to look at that" "He is keen!" "Oh dear" "It looks that Pib and Pog have a little dispute" "Never mind, Pib!" "Pog is in a playful mood" "What's that, Pib?" "You can't breathe?" "You are a silly-billy, aren't you?" "Doesn't Pib look funny?" "Where he's going?" "Here comes Pib" "What's he got in his hand?" "Why, it's a Popgun!" "Look out, Pog!" "No Pog, that wasn't very cruel on Pib, what's it?" "You'll have a good of plaster on that" "May you are having fun, Pib and Pog" "Where are they gone?" "What you got there?" "I think Pog wants a look" "Sorry, Pog" "Pib doesn't want anybody to see what's in his bucket" "That haven't stop Pog" "He seems very interested" "What do you guards in it?" "Why, he's concentrated a fury gossip!" "You are a bad scoundrel, Pib" "Hurry up, put your face back on now, Pog" "No time to deliver, Pib" "Oh, no!" "Pib's having a goal" "Clumsy!" "Where's Pib gone now?" "Got you seen him, Pog?" "Maybe you haven't look path enough" "Here he is!" "Cheer up, Pog!" "Do you know what is this, Pog?" "It's a cannon, isn't it?" "It's very big!" "Is it a big cannon!" "Well, that was a lot of fun, wasn't it?" "Where is Pib and Pog?" "Ah, here they are" "Just in time to sing the Pib and Pog's song" "Pib and Pog, Pog and Pib" "What's so fun for different kids" "Now you're proof sleepy heads" "Pib and Pog, it's time for bed!" "Bye bye Pib" "Bye bye Pog" "And... cut!" "Ok, love it, is that our end" "Thank goodness" "I am telling you, darling" "I'm absolutely pooped" "One more take of that acid shot and I swear I would defeat" "I don't respect Morph felt to put up with this kind of conditions" "Just look that shabby props they give us!" "By the way, you were madness!" "It's been a simply dream working with you" "One does, what one can" "What a dreadful ham!" "WAT'S PIG" "POP"