"APRIL IN NEW YORK" "Hey, what's up?" "Nothing." "Just waiting for my boyfriend." "Do you want to wait inside?" "No, it's ok, thanks." "He'll be here soon." " See you tomorrow." " See you." "Bye." "Honey!" "Hi!" "What happened?" ""What happened?" "What happened?"" " Seriously." "What happened?" " Nothing." "I lost track of time." "Back off!" "You smell of alcohol." "Always the same thing." "I lost track of time..." "No!" "Don't tell me that." "Hurry up." "Come on." "Hey, Vale..." "Can you walk faster?" " Come on, hurry up!" " Wait, honey, wait." "Let's skip out on the party..." "We are going because they are my friends." "Can you keep walking now?" "They are not your friends." "You only like them because they are Argentinian." "You don't even know them." "What's wrong with having Argentinian friends?" "Nothing." "But my best friend is not from Argentina, and I don't care." "Don't get me started on Jean-Paul." "He is a mess." "No, no, no..." "Do not mess with Jean-Paul." "I need fifty editorials to get the visa." "Oh, yeah?" "That's a lot." "What do you do for a living?" " We were so excited to be on the yellow cab!" " We were so happy!" " We got into the cab..." " The driver was Pakistani!" "Pakistani!" "I never thought I was going to find a Pakistani inside a cab in New York city." "From Pakistan!" "Yeah... crazy..." "From Pakistan!" "It was so funny!" " Oh, the cab was so smelly..." " Really smelly!" "And when we get off at the hotel, he asked for a tip!" "Atip!" "Can you believe it?" "We are Argentinian!" "I said: no way!" "We come from Argentina, we do not tip, not a chance!" "And we got off quickly, and run, it was so smelly!" " How funny..." " Anyway, the experience was amazing." "Yeah, how funny... so crazy..." "I'm laughing really hard, can't you see?" "I can't believe this." "They are all jerks." "So cool." "They are all Argentinian jerks." "Vale...!" "Vale!" "Vale..." "Honey..." "Forgive me, Vale." "Do you forgive me?" "I'm a little bit drunk." "I am a jerk, I know it." "lam a jerk, and I do OK." "I have the prettiest girlfriend in town." "I have the prettiest girlfriend in the whole country." "lam a jerk, honey, don't worry, I'm aware of it." "It's better than being a jerk and believing you are smart." "I am a jerk." "I am a jerk." "You are a jerk, I know it." "You are a jerk, I don't know what I'm going to do." "You are the biggest jerk in town." "You are the biggest jerk in the whole country." "You are a jerk." "You are a jerk." "I am a jerk." "Sure, and that's the worst part, because I'm my own boss, you know?" "You give orders to yourself 24 hours a day." "And, besides, I'm the worst boss ever, I'm very demanding with myself, you know?" "Of course." "Well, that doesn't bother me, because people me "you what do you do for a living?"" "And I'm a musician. "And the money?" But money is a different story, you know?" "I don't want to think that I'm doing it for money, you know?" "If I'm with you, I don't miss anything." "Oh... give me a sushi kiss." "Dick!" "Honey...!" "They don't understand." "Dick!" "Nobody understands." "You have a really big cock." "Could you bring me some pussy?" "She said no." "Go on, honey." "Why did you stop?" "I got distracted..." "Come on, focus." "Do you like my dick?" "A lot." "Is the most beautiful dick in the world." "OK, I give it to you." "For real?" "It's yours." "Can I use it on you?" "No." " Come on..." " No..." "You have to give me something in exchange." " My boobs." " No" "Why not?" "You don't like them?" "I love them, but I'd like something lower." " My butt..." " Yes, your butt!" "No!" "Back off." " Yes, come on..." " No!" "Stop it." " Come on..." " Get your hands off me!" "Oh, yeah...?" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "You hurt me, you moron." "Tough luck." "You get too violent." " Deal with it." " What a jerk." "You always make me bleed." "I didn't make you bleed." "Keep your ass, stick it up your ass." "And how would I stick my ass up into my ass?" "I don't know." "Use your hands." "Back off." "You are a jerk." "You're lovely" "Back off..." "It's cool they always have cereal for breakfast in here." "Go on reading, please." "Hey, why don't we ask your uncle, the American, to produce a play for you?" "Why don't you just finish reading the scene?" "Seriously, man, we should have finished long ago." "Don't give me that look." "I'm serious." "You are not helping me at all." "You are changing the lines, making fun of me," "You are mocking me when I say my lines..." "Vale, I'm reading, relax..." "No, you are not, you are messing with me." " Hey..." "Vale." " Stop it." "Enough." "That's enough." "Come on, stop it." "Back off..." " Would you like it if daddy killed a pig?" " That's not killing a pig." "Back off." "Come here, give me a kiss." " Do you want to know something?" " What?" "You are a Hollywood star." " Seriously." " Nice." "Going to this casting is pointless." "Why?" "Because they are looking for an American woman." "As soon as I open my mouth they know I'm a latin." "Your english is perfect, honey." "No." "My English is not perfect I have a latin accent." "That's nonsense." "You speak like any other new yorker." "If I see you on the street I would take you for a native speaker." "Relax, your accent it's fine." "I mean it." "It would be really good for us, right?" "It's a lot of money." "Yes, and besides... you could quit your job and just work as an actress." "I can't quit my job." " Why not?" " Because I can't." "You should get a job too." "Seriously." "You sit all day doing nothing." " I do not." " Yes, you do." "You don't do anything." " That's not true." "This is my job." " What do you do?" "I'm writing songs, searching for the music." "Oh, my God..." "Oh, you understand me..." "Hello." "Hi, honey, it's Cristina." "Can I call you back in a minute?" "Yes, you can call me back." "Bye." "OK." "I'll call you." "Bye." "You understand, we are on the same situation." "I mean, you probably had a strong accent when you got here..." "It was awful..." "I'm so tired." "Everything is so hard..." "Stop crying." "Come on..." "You have a runny nose, come on..." "Stop crying, come on, I don't like it when you cry." "Don't cry, ok?" "Let me see a little smile." "I listened to your demo." "Ah..." "I find it very dark." "Yeah, well, it may be..." "There are some happy songs." "Yes... yeah... some are happy..." "Do you like the place?" "Yes." "They always play there." " There?" " Yes." "You mean you... you want me to..." "Are you free on the 17th?" "Yes." "Honey!" "Hi!" "How did it go?" "Nice, cool." " What happened?" " Not much, he gave me a date." "Great!" "That's great!" "Yeah, cool." "What?" "Nothing." "It's great." "But you aren't happy." "Yeah, I am happy, honey." "It's not like it's the best gig ever." "It's ok, it's fine, I'm happy." "Come on, you sound like you want to be a hippie." " Why?" "I am happy." " It is not showing on your face." "I am happy" " I'm going home." " I'm going to work." " Bye." " Bye." "This is junk." "Yes, it's awful, with the NY logo, yeah..." "Only an idiot would buy..." "You like it?" "You want to buy that?" "You are crazy." "No, Jean-Paul, let's go." "Look, you can buy a teddy bear." "No, I don't have money." "No, no, no..." "I only have some money for..." "Wait." "Listen to me." "I have..." "This is all I have." "I saved it for Valeria's birthday." "Ok." "I'll lend it to you, but I'm dead if you don't give it back." "Vale!" "Wake up." "Who is Ben?" "What?" "Who the hell is Ben, Valeria?" "What?" "Fuck you!" "Who the hell is Ben?" "!" "He's a customer." "He gave me that." "Do you think I am an idiot?" "He left you a note on it." "No, honey, no..." "He's just an old guy who comes in all the time." "You are a whore." "Go fuck him." "No, honey... don't talk to me like that, I don't like it..." "Come here..." "Are you seeing another guy?" "No, no..." "I love you, why would I do that?" " I don't know..." " I think you are a little bit drunk." "Yeah..." "Come here, honey, hug me." "I got scared, baby, I'm sorry..." "I love you, honey..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Be quiet, I'm going to play." "The songs are about me." "Thanks, thank you very much." "I'll... start again because I want to be focused, sorry." "Sorry." "Carcinogenic... 88$." "Carcinogenic ass." "Carcinogenic ass." "Hey... you... it's not cool..." "I'm getting bad vibes from you." "Thank you." "Vale...!" "Hey, honey... the door..." "Vale!" "What are we going to do if I loose my job?" "What am "I" going to do, because you don't do anything." "You are out of here." "I will not put up with your shit anymore." "I'm not giving you money any more." "Not a penny." "If you starve to death or fucking die I don't give a shit." "I'm not paying for you anymore." "You say you love me, how could you do that to me?" "I have to pay for your mistakes, now I have to stand up for you, it's my job, it's my money we live on." "You are sleeping on the couch indefinetly." "You won't use the bed for a long time." "I am serious, Pablo." "Are you listening to me?" "OK, forgive me, Vale." "I am not going to forgive you!" "I won't!" "And don't give me that look, it drives me mad!" "My heart is beating really fast, dude." " Let go, forgive me." " Aghhh, I can't even pee." " Valeria." " Yes?" "I need you to work on Tuesday." "You have to cover for Sol." "No, I can't on Tuesday." "I have my acting class." "It's the only day I can't come I told you." "I could cover up for her on Wednesday, if you like." "We could switch shifts..." "Or.. well..." "I could work double shift on Friday, if you want..." "I would do it on Tuesday if I could but it's not on my hands..." "Forgive me but I can't." "I mean I..." "I'm sorry..." "Uhm..." "Well..." "Can I answer to you later?" "Call you and let you know?" "I mean... maybe..." "Tuesday." "Yeah, fine, Tuesday." "Great." "Stop it, Vale." "It's not my fault." "What happened the other day was a mess, ok, but..." "It's not my fault." "Call your friend." "Don't worry about it." "It's only one day, one class..." "The onions are burning." "Take them of the stove." "Onions?" "It's steak." "It's your fault." "It is your fault." "At least admit it." "It is my fault, It is my fault." " Yeah, it's your fault." " Hey, Vale." " What?" " I have a mega super great idea." "Oh, yeah?" "What is your genius idea, now?" "All your ideas end up in a mess." "OK, enough." "Hey, let's go out with the Argentinian friends tonight." "Vale... come on, let's go, they are your fiends, you like them, I like them a lot." " Of course I want to go" " Well, let's go then." "OK, let's go then." " You need to relax." " I am relaxed." "Hey, Vale, bring me some cookies, please." " Which ones?" " Any!" " Let's see..." "[MILK CARAMEL" " HAPPY BIRTHDAY]" "Honey...!" "Where did you get the money for this?" "I saved." "You saved from what I give you?" "Can I order'?" " Let's not order too much." " Too much?" "I mean... not too expensive..." "OK-." "What are you looking at?" "You are looking at her boobs." "No, honey, no way." "I'm not looking at anything." "Let's take a Polaroid." "I'm going to the toilet." " Let's go." " OK." "Ask for the check." "I already paid." "Let's go." ".RUII!" "Run!" " No!" "Stop_ Stop!" "Stop." "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Wow... awesome..." "What a rush!" "That Indian guy chasing us..." "It was hilarious." "That was awesome!" "This is terrible, Pablo." "Well, it wasn't that bad." "We are here, we are alive." "This is terrible." " It's terrible..." " Honey, calm down." "No." "It's OK, relax." "I can't go out with someone like you anymore." "It's terrible." "You are crazy." "Wait, honey..." "You are crazy." "You are crazy, crazy, crazy..." " Honey!" " You are a son of a bitch." "How could you do that?" "Calm down, Vale, you are overreacting." "Relax, ok?" "I can't do it." "Get out." "Come on, honey, let go." "Get out of my house, Pablo." " No." "I'm not leaving." " I'm begging you." "Your house?" " It's my house." " Valeria, It's not yours." "It's our house." "It's my house." "I pay the bills." "Since we got here you don't do shit, and I'm asking you to get out, please." "Get out or I'll throw you out." "OK, fine, you are dramatizing." "I'm not leaving." "Get out." "Get out, Pablo." "Get out." "Get out." "Please." "I said get out." "Get out!" "Get out!" "Hey, stop it, you crazy bitch." "How could you do that?" "!" "Get out." "Stop it." "Back off." "Calm down." "I'm not leaving." "I am not leaving, stop it!" "Please, go." "Get out, please." "I can't do this anymore." "Get out..." "Office, yes." "No, never..." "I have one." "Eh... yeah, in Argentina." "Eh..." "I like?" "Well..." "I like music." "Yes." " Hey, Pablo!" " What's up?" "I'm still singing..." ""Carcinogenic ass"." "Eh...?" "The song you played at the bar...?" "Oh, yeah..." "How are you?" "Fine." "How is Vale?" "We split up." "Oh, that sucks!" "What happened?" "I don't know, stuff..." "I went through "stuff" with my girlfriend when I arrived to town, too." "We had a crisis, too." "Oh." "I got depressed." "Yeah, I..." "I was at home smoking weed all day long." "You quit it?" "No..." "I'm really high right now." "But..." "I found things to do." "I put myself together." "It's kind of... how I feel..." "You know I think you... you are I think you are a couple," "and you love each other," "You have to find out which is the real problem." "You know... when I met you, I thought you were a moron, but... you are a really cool dude, Lucho, really." " Well, thanks." " No, really." "I thought you were a complete jerk, but... what you are telling me it's really cool." "OK, ok." "Thank you." "Valeria." "Yes?" "I understand you." "I went through a break up some time ago." "Really...?" "Yes." "It was terrible." "It was the worst time of my life." "Uh..." "But it's over now." "I'm better now." "That's great." "Great." "Yes." "You'll get over it." "Yes." "Pablo..." "What are you doing here?" "What...?" "Babe...?" "No... what's up...?" "No..." "I miss you..." "I miss you so much..." "I miss you too, honey..." "Forgive me, honey, forgive me, I'm a moron..." "You are not a moron, you are so sweet..." "Forgive me, babe..." "I just I don't know I just... all the time I don't know..." "I..." "I miss you..." "I see you everywhere it's like..." "I need you I don't know..." "It's weird..." "It's weird, it's to weird, Vale..." "It's weird for me too, honey, but... we can't go on like this." "Be patient with me..." "Vale, please, honey..." "I had a lot of patience with you." "OK-." "OK-." "I love you, Valeria." "I love you, you know?" "I love you so much." "OK?" "Sorry...?" "Wow." "Hi." "Hi." "Didn't we agree at this hour?" "You told me you didn't want to be here." "I took the day off." "I wasn't feeling really good." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I've been feeling odd the last couple of days." "Why are you wearing that?" "I am a mess... am I?" "It's better this way." "Valeria...!" "Valeria...!" "I want to tell you something." "You are pregnant." "Are you pregnant?" "I love it." "I love it, I love it, I love it." "I can't believe it." "You are pregnant." "You don't love it." "Vale, babe..." "No." "Look at your face." " You are pregnant." " No, stop, back off." "You are pregnant." " Yes, but..." " That's why you are getting chubby..." "I'm not getting chubby, you moron." " That's Why!" " Stop it!" "Stop it." "You looked like it was an awful surprise." " No!" "Back off!" " Chubby!" "Chubby!" "Chubby!" "Stop it!" "I'm telling you something important..." "Stop it!" "No!" "The baby!" "The baby!" "No no no no, the baby..." "Are you ok?"