"Lord, it's a beautiful mornin' lfs a beautiful mor" "Nil'?" "'" "I love Waking up early in the morning." "What's on TV?" "Ooh, that's my favorite reality show." "Look at that." "Now, I know y'all ain't trying to run from the oops." "I know there's not kids in that c" "Children, you carft run from the po-po." "Don't run from the po-po." "Stop, see what they want." "They running' from the po-po." "They is crazy." "Look at that." "And stay off the freeway!" "Stay off the freeway if you tryin' to get away." "You carft get on the freeway in that kind of traffic." "I carft watch this." "They vvorkin' on my nerves." "A good old-fashioned cartoon." "There it is." "That's lovely." "Looks so sweet." "Makes my heart smile." " Hey, we're playing here." " Yeah." "Ooh, she got an ugly attitude." "That little boy too." " Joe" " Just go on, 0/0' woman!" ""Old woman"?" "I got your "old woman."" "Dorft make me- Oh, I wish I could" "I wish I could come through that TV right now and set you straight." "Hey, old lady, you better watch where you walkin' next time." "You vvouldrft say that to me." "I know it." "Wouldrft say that to me at all." "Let me turn this off." "Ain't never seen that button before." "There's a button say, "Do not push."" ""Do not push."" "Well..." "I think I should push it." "What you think?" "Nah, I ain't gonna push it." "I'm gon' push it." "Don't tell nobody." "I'm fixin' to push it." "What's happenin'?" "Joe, I dorft feel too good." "Joe, I'm going to see the doctor." "Joe, I'm going to see the doctor." "Hello." "Hello." "Look out now." "Looky there!" "Ha!" "Bam!" " Catch." " Yeah." "Nothing better than lunch oh the go." "Oh, Lord!" "Ha!" "Yeah!" "Airft nobody gonna set an example for these kids?" "Here you go, old girl." "I got ya." "There you go." "Take your time." "Take your time." "But hurry up." "You go and get you one of them Rascal scooters to get around next time." "Thank you." "She dorft know What I'm talking about." "Novv, one of you lazy punks could've helped her." " She's not my problem." " Not your problem?" "Little girl, this is your neighborhood... and y'all been running up and dovvn like y'all dorft care about nothin'." "Why you hassling' us?" "Just shut it, old lady." "What?" "Oh, I'll shut you!" "No, ain't no runnin' from Maclea." " Ain't no runnin' from Maclea." " Hey!" "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Y'all get out the way!" "I'm sorry!" "Move, please!" "Sorry!" "Yo, man, I'm gonna return this." "Ooh, I'm gettin' too old- Mmm!" "Boom." "There it is, baby." "I'm still ridin'." "I still ride the Wave." "The po-po 0omin' for you now, girl!" "Let's do this, po-po!" "Ladies and gentlemen, please Welcome your next mayor..." "Betsy Holiday!" "Thank you!" "Thank you" "Ooh, sorry." "I'm trying to teach this young one a lesson." "Move, baby." "I'm sorry." "Yes." "Where you think you goin'?" "Let us outta here!" "Not until you apologize to this sweet lady." "Novv, do it!" "Y'all better be careful." "I just had my fiber." " Sorry, mafam." " We're sorry." "Y'all need to take care of this community and everybody in it." "Like you did?" "Finally y'all find the gas pedal, huh?" " Mabel Simmons, you're under arrest." " What the" " What the What?" "That's the criminal right there." "What did I do?" "Well, for starters, excessive damage to public property." " Two bench warrants." " What I ever do to a bench?" " 25 unpaid parking tickets." " An unpaid speeding ticket." "Beautiful clay, isn't it'?" "Very mild." "Nice, cool breeze blovvin' through my hair." "That ain't gonna work." "And as if all those charges arerft bad enough... you harassed two poor, innocent children." "Hovv does the defendant plead?" "Now, Your Honor, these children needed to learn some respect." "And with me as their teacher, guess What?" "They learned quick." "Yes, they did." "Yes, they did." " Guilty!" " Your Honor" " Knookin' clown a poor, innocent lady." " Guilty!" "I better not run into them in a dark alley, I'm gonna tell you that right now." "Guilty, guilty, guilty!" " Your Honor!" " Guilty!" "Bring in the box." "Ooh, this is fancy." "I hope this ain't lunch." "This time, Ms. Simmons... we have a very appropriate sentence for you." "What's this?" "You gonna put me on house arrest again?" "Oh, no, Your Honor." "Go easy on me." "That's more like my punishment." "You need to learn to be an example to the neighborhood." "What?" "You cannot be serious." "That's hovv come I chased these children- to teach them to take care of their neighborhood." "Judge, you crazy." "Ms. Simmons, you wrecked a whole city block!" "Does that sound like taking care of your neighborhood?" "Well, if the city had been a better block, then the block vvouldrft have got ruined... and I vvouldrft be up in here with your blockhead, Judge." "It's time you learned to do things the right Way." "I do things the right Way." "I do 'em the left Way too." "You bad, Medea." "That's why you're here, Ms. Simmons." "I'm gonna teach you hovv to do good in a good Way." "Why?" "ls Santa watching?" " Do you Want to do good for this community?" " Yes, sir." "Wonderful." "Then you can start tomorrow by guiding the young souls... at the Moms Mabley Youth Center." "Oh, shoot, you vvant me to whip some punks into shape?" "I can do that all day long." "I can do that right now." "Where they at?" "Please bring them to me." "Please." "No, Ms. Simmons, I Want you to make a difference..." "Without making a mess." " Make a difference Without making a mess?" " Court dismissed." "Well, this does not bode well with me." "That stupid judge." "If he thinks I'm actually going through vvith this, he must be crazy." "Everybody up in here crazy except me." "Now, Maclea, you have to clo as the law says." " Say who'?" " The law." "The law'?" "Girl, I am the law." "Get over there." "Now, right now." "Do it." "I do What I vvant." "Mind your business." "I gotta go shoppin'." "Oh, this ain't good!" "Oh, I'm possessed!" "My hips airft meant to do that!" "Did / forget to mention my little escape clause?" "You sneaky little frog-lookirf-toad." "If you attempt to avoid going to the Moms Mabley Youth Center... this controller will take you right back to where you're supposed to be." "I will make sure your foot goes exactly where it's supposed to." "I'll tell you exactly Where ifs supposed to be." "We're gon' end this nonsense." "L-lere you go." "I will" " I will get this" "I will" " I oarTt." "I'm gon' get- That's hurting my leg." "It's no use, Madea." "This ankle bracelet is completely indestructible, even for you." "You are power mad!" "You're power hungry!" "I have my rights, and I airft gonna let you get away with this, you- you- you judge of a judge with a big 0l' head judge!" "You are gonna set an example for these disadvantaged kids... and this bracelet and these two officers... are going to make sure you do it lawfully... and until I see fit!" "Yes, I have one at home too." "Thanks for nothing, "R2 Detour."" "Wow." "Would you look at that." "Taking me back to the old days." "I was so sweet and innocent." "Excuse me, young man." "What exactly do you think you're doing?" "Getting lunch, stupid." "You forgot your lunch." "That was something." "I gave my first black eye right over there." "Such fond memories." "Where does the time go?" "Novv time to set these kids straight, Madea style." "And be outta here by lunch." "Swish!" "What in the world of flies is this?" "That old lady!" "Attack!" "I have died and gone straight to hell." "Look out now!" "That's all you fools got?" "Come on." "You cray?" "You cray-cray?" "I'm cray-cray, too." "Come on, bring it." "Bring it, children." "Bring it." "Gotcha!" "Watch out!" "Ooh, looky there!" "Povv!" "Barn!" "In your face!" "In your face!" "Tryin' to get over on the old people?" "I got your "old" right here." "Y'all must be the little punks they Want me to keep an eye on." "Let them out." "Yeah." "Y'all ain't moving' one "itty-ota" until you learn some respect." "Just take your cankle jewelry and get out of here." "We need to keep practicin'." "For the Youth Center Games?" "Yeah, vve'd like to get back to our losing ways, if you dorft mind." "I dorft Want to lose again." "We ain't gonna lose!" "We're gonna vvin that prize money." "Yeah, dorft worry, y'all." "We're gonna save this place." " This place gettin' shut down?" " It's not up to code." "Code?" "What you mean, code?" "Whats it to you?" "Once you get that bracelet off, you gonna split." "Yeah, just like everyone else who comes through those doors." " Yeah." " Yeah." "From the looks of it, those doors arerft gonna be here much longer." "But While I'm here, y'all are gonna learn... some proper values and proper respect... and proper everything that little children should know by hovv." "We ain't listening' to a worcl you say." " I have had enough of you, little girl." " I'm sure you have." "What the" " What is this- Oh, okay." "Okay." "Oh, officers!" "I'm scared!" "Help!" "This Woman is out of control." " She caged up my friends!" " What in the" "Ms. Simmons, did Judge Michaela not make himself clear?" "You are gonna play nice with these children... and you are going to start following the lavv." "No, no, you right." "You right." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry, children, and, Officer, I'm so sorry." "Listen, um, y'all know Where that judge lives?" "I just vvant to run over and thank him for setting me on the right path... to finding the light." "You know." "Yes, yes." "I'm gonna give him a nice hug." "A real tight hug." "Ooh!" "Saved by the bell." "I'll see you bright and early." "Little girl, you better be ready for me." "Ladies and gentlemen, you are all here tonight..." "Ladies and gentlemen, you are all here tonight... because you Want to put someone in the mayofis office... who cares about the people of this city... and that person is Betsy Holiday." "Thank you, Atlanta." "I am truly blessed to have the support... of such an amazing group of people!" "As mayor of Atlanta, I promise I will answer... the prayers of the people of this fair city... and provide them with everything they need." "What do you need, sir?" "Well, uh, lam kinda hungry." "What do you Want from your new mayor?" "I want better education for my children!" "And you, sir?" "What do you Want?" "I Want more money in my pocket!" "Thank you for your support... and thank you for your vote!" "Oh, puh-leese." "People are so stupid." "If they actually stopped to think for a minute, they'd revolt." "Well, let's hope they clon't... because Mayor Thomas is picking up steam in the polls." "And What are vve doing about it?" "Well, we've got some new billboards going up." "Oh, and we've ordered an attachment so the launcher can launch puppies and kittens." "You are such a small thinker." "It's time." "We have to give the people What they Want now!" "Or what they think they want." "I've done it before, my friend." "Novv is the time to do it again." "Wait." "You were gonna Wait until you got into office when no one could challenge you." "Well, it looks like I have to change my plan." "My partner is getting a little antsy anyway." "Your p-partner?" "Too many questions." "But dorft worry." "This will put me over the edge." "My partner will see to it that it does." "Gentlemen, we are going to fix the broken heart of this town" "Freedom Park." "I forgot my purse." "Have to come back to this godforsaken place." "That old judge." "I oughta sentence him to three-to-five years of my foot alongside of his head." "Shut up." "Shut up." "D, leave that be." "Where does that lady get all that stuff from?" "What in the- Y'all havin' a little campout, I see?" " That doesn't concern you." " Why don't y'all go home then?" " We dorft have a home." " D, shut up." "Well, you carft sleep here." "I'm not gonna let you throw us on the streets." "Calm clown, little girl." "Y'all ain't gettin' me rilecl up again." "You're gonna come sleep at my house till vve find a proper home for you." " Let's go." " Me and D take care of ourselves." "Well, I could use a snack." "Oh, I guess you didn't find nothing in my purse." "Now come on, y'all." "Leave them blankets." "They filthy." "Shut your eyes, D." "Uh, children?" "Oh, okay, fine." "Whoa." " Let's go!" " Let me outta here!" "Hey, let me go!" "Wake up, sleepy-headed children!" "I got breakfast here for ya!" "Joe, if you dorft get outta my face" "Oh, Mabel, you're cooking." "ls breakfast ready yet?" "Joe, I'm working on it." "I'm working on the breakfast right now." "Sit there and hush." "Mabel, I don't even know if I wanna eat your cooking." "Keep it up." "You might end up choking on this bacon." "'Cause every time I eat it, I start to itch." "Okay, I need my oxygen." "All right, Maclea." "Now, I went clown to that child welfare office... to talk about finding those kids a proper home... just like you asked me to." " Mm-hmm." " But then... something happened." "And I just said to myself..." ""Self, what would the man upstairs do in this situation?"" "And I just couldn't leave that poor, helpless dog." "Barn, stop sitting there lying'." "Tell the truth." " You forgot to go to Child Welfare." " I mighfve." "Now, you go clown to Child Welfare early in the morning... and get some help for these kids, you understand?" "We gem' somewhere?" "Yes." "Have some bacon and eggs." "This is called breakfast." "You didn't know that?" "We dorft Want your charity." "Now, Medea, stay cook." "Little girl, look here." "I know you're tough and I respect that." "But y'all kids need some nourishment." "Now sit clown at this table... and shove some of this food in your mouth before I shove it in your mouth for ya" "I'm sorry." "Yes, sit dovvn and eat something." "Then I'll take y'all to the youth center." "Unless you get a hold of Social Services." "Come on, D." "Oh, can I get some bacon and, like, toast to go?" "Come on, D." "Whom-hoe, she a has"; one." "She a feisty one." "I'm about to be feisty on your face, you raggedy old tick." "It's filthy in here." "You know, it ain't like you to get the authorities involved." "Look here, Barn." "Them children need a home." "Now get clown to that welfare office." "Get clown there." "Break into it if you have to." "And dorft get caught up in no "bureau-facy." Get them children somewhere to stay." "Now that's more like you." "Well, your suspensions shot." "You've been taking bumps too fast." "But I haverft." "I swear." "That's tight." "I carft believe y'all slept at the old lady's house last night." "Yeah. l-low freaky was that'?" "Did she try to eat you?" "I bet she tried to eat you." "It was a'ight." "Somebody let you ihto her home and you thank her by walking out oh her?" "Man, I told you vve dorft need you here." "Oh, that's right." "You dorft need help from nobody." "How's that vvorkin' out for you?" "That's What I thought." "Honey, you go around mad at the world all your life... the world airft gonna care about you." "The world already doesrft care about me, about nobody." "You right for the most part, honey." "Most times the world dorft care." "But there are lots of people that 0'0... and you have to recognize when somebody really cares." "Do you understand, little girl?" "Boy, What you do" " Gimme this ball." "Novv, if you gonna dribble, do it right." "You see that?" "Barn." "Do it right." "And that's why vve need to restore Freedom Park... and the Moms Mabley Youth Center." "What in the hello is this?" "Betsy Holiday for mayor." "And I'm Madea... for get out of my gym." "Now, Maclea, I assure you, I will not get the heck out of your gym... until I have saved the Moms Mabley Youth Center." "Save?" "What you mean save?" "I'm going to make sure that you children... and all the other children in this neighborhood... have a new, safe place to play... for many, many, many years to come." "Can we have those smoothie robot vending machines?" "And wheelchair ramps?" "And smoothie robot vending- Oh, vvait." "So, we dent need the pnze money anymore'?" "No, my dear." "Betsy is going to take care of everything." "Now look here, Hairdo, or l-lair-clon't, whatever that is on you" "What is that on your head'?" "ls something living" " Excuse me." "From What I've seen, when somebody walks in your door... saying they're gonna fix all your problems, they're usually up to somethin'." "Isn't that right'?" "This place needs a helping hand." "That's Where I come in." "Girl, get outta here." "Dorft act like you know What this place needs." "You airft from around here." "You didn't grow up here." "You didn't give nobody a black eye in that corner." "I did." " You dorft know What you're talking about." " I'll tell you What I'm not." "A criminal." "This communityé been burned by Mayor Thomas... but I assure you under Mayor Holiday" "things will be different." "Just take a look at What I've done to Chastain Park." "Now, now, if you can follow me outside... we can start the cleanup process." "As mayor, I'll do vvhafs necessary... to clean up these streets." "And we'll do it by recycling!" "Children, vve goin' for a ride." "I Want you to see something." "Welcome to the beautiful Chastain Park." "Welcome to Chastain Park." "Perp alert." "Perp alert." " This place is tight." " For reals." " Dang." " We could sleep here and no one would notice." "Look at all these wheelchair ramps!" "This must be What heaven is like if God was in a wheelchair." "But I guess He vvouldrft be." "He's God." "I mean, if he got in an accident, he could just fix himself." "Focus, young man." "Y'all see a park anywhere?" "What about that little patch of grass?" "Man, there used to be some sick courts over here." "This looks less like Chastain Park... and more like Chastain Park-ing Lot." "Y'all gonna call me out on myjoke like that?" "Okay, fine." "But that was funny." "I tickle myself." "Help!" "Come on, Dang Dang, come on." "Ooh, that Betsy Holiday." "She wants to do this to Freedom Park." "I dorft know who she thinks she's helping." " Whatever happened to community?" " It's right there." " Not that kind of community." "Real community." " It's right there." "Boy, I ain't talkin' about no store." "I'm talking about community." "If that Holiday "restores" Freedom Park... vve can say good-bye to our youth center and to our community." "There vvorft be nothin' but fancy stores." "I think I'm gonna pay Miss Betsy a little visit." "Ooh." "Ominous." "Y'all ladies need some help stretching'?" "Hey!" "This gon' have to be quick." "And the last piece of the puzzle is the Moms Mabley Youth Center." "Our polling shows that this community is favoring your new initiative." "Perfect." "So if you secure the park, you'll secure the mayofis office." "Hello." "Madea, please come in before you freeze." "Zip it, lippit." "Betsy, I took a little trip clown to Chastain Park today." "Or should I say Chastain Park-mg Lot'?" "I knew y'all were gonna laugh." "I like him." "I know you mean to tear clown Freedom Park." "Will you excuse us for a moment?" "All right, Madea." "I've had about all I can take from you." "Girl, you ugly when you mad." "Oh, you cam stop Ms, Medea." "It's what the people want." "it's what the voters want." "In two Weeks, that park will be mine." "Oh, really?" "Okay, Betsy." "VVell, I think this $251100 prize... will be enough to pay for those building improvements you were talking about." " What you think?" " Those kids dorft stand a chance." "I've created my own team, just to make sure." "Girl, What crazy you talkin' about?" "The Chastain Park Players." "Super athletes, you know." "Please, we could take on those robots any clay." "If you dorft stay out of my way..." "I'm gonna bury you." "Oh, look here." "Betsy got some street in her, I see." "Oh, no, I do not." "Oh, looks like your ride is here." "You're gonna have to come with us." "No, you don't understand." "That Woman is gonna tear dovvn the center." "That woman?" "You mean the future mayor of this city?" " Let's go." " Come on, Madea." "Just follow the rules and vve vvorft have to do this kind of stuff." "I take back all the compliments I gave to y'all." "Both of you, you look like- you look like a fart." "Can I get one last tune-up?" " There ya go." " Thanks, man." "That lady's gonna tear this place dovvn." "Yeah, and build stores that only sell batteries." "That's a vvack business model, yo." "Wait" " What the heck is going on?" "Why arerft y'all practicin' for the Youth Center Games?" "We need to vvin that prize money." " What are you talking about?" " Listen to me." "That disgusting Holiday Woman carft legally buy Freedom Park... unless this place gets shutdown." "You mean when it gets shutdown." "No, it's not when it gets shut clown." "it's not gonna get shut clown." "Y'all are gonna win that prize money... and get this building up to code." "Do you understand?" "You can do it." "Ankle bracelet lady might be on to something, y'all." "We're just gonna lose." "Son, if you dorft try, you've already lost." "Yeah, that's What I'm saying." "Listen, if you try your hardest and do your absolute best..." "I guarantee you will save this place, but you're gonna have to work hard." "My juice box has a guarantee." "Oh, no, this is a better guarantee, honey." "This is a Madea guarantee." "You can take that to the bank." "That means something." "You better ask some people." "Now who's with me'?" "Come on, who with me'?" "See?" "I can follow them rules..." "good-lookin'." " She's talkin' about me." " No, no, no, no." "She's talking about me." "Okay, you know What?" "You're delusional, man." "I'm delusional?" "No, you're delusional, my friend." "Now, the key to winning is- loam." "Now, the key to winning is- loam." " Mabel, that spells "pee."" " Thank you, Joe." " Like urination." " We got it, Joe." "I'm sorry about my brother." "He's just What I call an "eye-diet."" "All right, now, as you know, the game has four competitions- the 'IOU-meter race, three-on-three basketball... weight lifting, and then the team competition, capture the flag, okay?" "What the" " Let me" "Barn." "We're just training, Officer." "Now, go on." "I clon't want you to see a lady lookin' like this." " She thinks I'm hot." " You're hot?" "You're" " No, I'm hot!" "Oh, yes!" "I dorft know if this is legal, Madea." "Look here, it aih't legal for them to smell this bad either." "Watch out." "Sorry." "Act like we statues." "You mess with us, we mess with you." "Y'all carft touch the Mabley crew." "Come on." "You mess with us, we mess with you." "Y'all carft touch the Mabley crew." "You mess with us, we mess with you." "Y'all carft touch the Mabley crew." "L-low cute." "They're actually going to try and save this dump." "You are going to put a stop to this, and fast." "Oh, not to worry, sir." "I-I'll think of something." "You better!" "If I dorft get my mall, you dorft get to be mayor." "And I'll kick you back out onto the streets Where I found you." "Do you remember that, Betsy-vvetsy?" "No, please dorft, sir." "Please." "Remember, Betsy-vvetsy." "I built you." "And I can break you." "Have I made myself clear?" "Good, Chris." "You're actually starting to make some." "And, Lacey, you're scary." "That's good." "Medea, Medea, Medea!" "I finally got in touch with Social Services." "They're gonna come by your house tonight and meet the children." "Oh, oh, I clicln't realize you were going clown there already." "I mean" "I whupped their butts." "Avoided the bureaucracy, just like you told me to." "Come on, D." "But I thought we were going back to Macleafs house." "What, so vve can let her hand us over to the state?" "Navv, I'm not letting her split us up." "Let's go." "Oh, they'll be here soon." "They probably got stuck at the library." "D, look at these shoes." "We need a sugar mama." "I promise you I'm gonna find you someplace safe to sleep soon." "I'm gonna find you a real home." "D!" "Hey!" "Dang Dang!" "Grab my hand!" "No!" "On your mark." "Get set." "Joe!" " Where did y'all sleep last night?" " Why do you care?" "We received an anonymous tip that they were sleeping at the park." "Little girl, I was Worried sick." " We looked everywhere for y'all." " Apparently not." "Okay, that is it." "I have held back for as long as I could." "What you need is a good old spanking' from back in the day." "Come here." "Come here, girl." "Oh, girl, girl." "You gonna get it now." " Put me down!" " Let go of my sister!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Ow!" "Ow!" "Yeah, give it to her good!" "Ms. Simmons, What are you doing?" "Children, cover your eyes." "No, I wanna see this." "I know you ain't show up on my turf again." "You ain't gonna nun these kids." "Oh, Madea, so colorful." "But I'm here on a mission of love." "You know, when I was here the other clay..." "I was particularly inspired by two of your children." "There's nothing that breaks my heart more... than seeing children Without a home." "That's why I'm going to adopt little Delinquinetta here... and her brother Dang Dang." "What?" "And from What I savv earlier, it looks like I arrived just in time." " Child abuse, Madea?" " Mm-hmm." ""Mrs. Anonymous Tip," huh?" "You are just terrible, using these children just to get your face on the TV-ision." "You know, Ms. Simmons... someones gotta keep these kids from being split apart." "So What does this mean?" "It means, dear, that you and your little brother Dang Dang... will finally have a suitable home." "It is time to settle this the Madea Way." "Isn't that what got you in trouble in the first place?" "I think you've just shown us all... that these children are much better off with a law-abiding caretaker." "Come here, dear." "I brought you some "Welcome to the family" presents." "For you." "Whoa!" "Dang!" "Sugar mama." "And for you." "These are for me?" "Oh, go on, try them on." "That was the shoes conforming precisely... to the shape of your foot." "Dang!" "Girl, take them ugly, gaudy shoes off." "We got to go practice." "Come on." "Netta, I know the thing you vvant more than anything in the world... is that your brother have a safe place to live." "Please, let me give you that place." "Honey, dorft you fall for that." "What this Woman is offering you, that is not a home." " Trust me." " And, What, you are?" "You're just trying to get rid of us." "All right, we'll come live with you." "Really?" "Oh, wonderful!" "Welcome to the family." "What about the rest of us?" "What about the games?" "I am so sorry to say..." "Netta and Dang Dang vvorft be able to compete with you in the games." "I'm so sorry, children." " What about the center?" " We need you guys." "Don't worry, children." "Mayor Betsy will take care of you." "I'm sorry, y'all, but we gotta look out for our own, you know." "I thought we were your own." "Do something, Madea!" " Yeah, come on." " You just carft let this happen." "Well, ain't nothin' I say gonna change that little girl's mind." "I got nothing in my purse to fix this." "Come along, children." "Let's go home." "L-low could you let this happen?" "Now there's no way we'll win the games ancl save the center." "Yeah." "Dorft you care about What happens to them, to the center?" "Course I do." "But crying' never fixed nothin'." "We just gotta get out there and do What vve do." "Novv come on." "Judge Michaela called." "We have to take you in." "Says he savv a video of you and Netta." " You're a YouTube star now." " Wonderful." "Don't worry, children, I'll be back to help you all out." "I'll be back." "I'm gonna go fix this and I'll be right back." "Don't." "You usually just make things worse." "Guess we're on our own for the games tomorrow." "Whoa." "Holla!" "Yeah, I could get used to this." "Oh, you vvill." "And please dorft use that vvord in my house." "Hey, look, there's the youth center." "Ooh, it looks terrible even from here, doesrft it?" "I dorft know." "It looks a'ight." "Well, you shouldrft look back." "I never did." "You just need to embrace the finer things in life." "Now, clon't bother me." "It's clear that you have not learned your lesson, Ms. Simmons." "You don't understand, Judge." "I was trying to help." "I was trying to help her!" "By spanking her?" "Save it." "We've heard this before." "I dorft Want you anywhere near those kids or the youth center." "You'll fulfill the rest of your sentence under house arrest." "No!" "I carft do no house arrest." "I have to be at the game." "Those kids need me." "Court dismissed." "Yay!" "I did it!" "I did it!" "You know, I actually believe her this time." "Me too." "And I'm the handsome one." "Once upon a t/me there was a wooden puppet who didn't 0'0 as he was to/o'." "He was a bad, bad puppet... so he never became real." "The end." "Go to sleep!" "Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to the 17th annual Youth Center Games!" " No sign of Maclea anywhere." " Man, she ain't 0omin'." " Hey!" " What in the" "This year, we have six hopeful teams competing... for the $25,000 prize!" "And now, Without further ado... let the games begin!" "Ooh, that judge." "He made me so mad." "He dorft know What he doin'." "Oh, he done gone rogue." "He got to be stopped." "Think he could lock me up in here with you." "I made a promise to those children." "F'.E.E.!" "You need one of them adult diapers?" "P" " E" "No, no!" "No, you dorm!" "F'.E.E.!" "You can do "w, Medea!" "Whoo, yes!" "Call Barn, Joe!" "We gonna need a car!" "I'm free, free at last!" "Free at last!" "Ooh, hoo-hoo." "Well, this is cozy." "As the brackets compete..." "As the brackets compete... we'll see which two teams end up in the final team competition... capture the flag!" "Ooh, look at her run!" "And it will be the Chastain Park... versus the underdogs at the Moms Mabley Youth Center." "Wow!" "Who could've expected this?" "I cant believe she beat the bracelet." "Wow." "She's good." "I'm sorry, Officer, but I got some children to help." "I'll see y'all in a bit." "Hey, where'd she go?" "Ooh, this a nice tree." "What is that, spruce?" "I believe that's pine." "Ooh, it smell good." "Smell like springtime in Paris." "Mississippi." "I'm gonna lose my dentures!" " Oh, no, Madea!" " You gon' kill us, woman." "Would you two be quiet?" "Oh, my" "What did you do to this car, Mabel?" "They just carft get enough of me, can they?" "You can't stop Maclea." "Maclea always fight back." "I'm gonna show those little ones hovv to deal with their problems... and I'll get it done like I always do, 'cause I'm Madea, baby." " Come on, Madea." " Well, hello, good-lookin'." "She was talking to me." "Actually, I was talkin' to both of y'all." "I'm gonna show that Holiday woman what the what's what." "She trying' to fix the game so my kids carft save the youth center." "I told y'all, good-lookin', I gotta help these kids, good-lookin'." "Are y'all gonna help me or What, good-lookin'?" "Whafd you have in mind?" "I told you vve should spend more time in church!" "Do I have time to make my confession?" "Let's go save the youth center, good-lookin'!" "I airft never been on this side." "Feel good to be on the right side." "Wow!" "Let's do this, po-po!" "In a few minutes, the final competition begins... and from the looks of it, the Mabley kids dorft stand a chance... of winning that $25,000 prize." " It's Madea." " She came back." "Nah, she's just being chased by the police again." "Maybe not." "Y'all ready to save our home?" "She came back." "And she brought some friends." "My friends drove all this Way for a good show... and you gon' give it to 'em- airft that right, kids?" "You mess with us, we mess with you." "Y'all carft touch the Mabley crew." "You mess with us, we mess with you." "Y'all carft touch the Mabley crew." "You crazy woman." " Netta, What are you" " Shh." "Whoa!" "I think we 'bout to get a little help." "Excuse me, Netta, dear." "Where are you going?" "Where we belong." "This is yours." "By the way, you're gonna owe a lot in texts." "What is this?" "It appears as if two of the Chastain teammates... are switching over to the Mabley team." "Twist!" "Welcome back." "You carft do this to me!" "Enjoy this beat-down, Betsy!" "Enjoy this beat-down!" "Now go win this thing." "Take your places." "Take your places." "All right, folks, you know the rules." "One member of the team must grab the other team's flag Without being touched... and take it back to their side." "First one to do this wins!" "Gross." "No mercy!" "Hey!" "Great teamwork." "That's my Mabley kids." "Get her!" "I carft do this." "There's no Way." "If you dorft try, you already lost." "No!" "70 seconds on the clock." " IV/ne/ E/ghﬂ Seven!" " Yeah, go!" "That's it!" "Right there!" "Six!" "Five!" "Four!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "And the winners ofthe17th Annual Youth Center Games... are the Chastain Park team!" "Yes!" "Go!" "Give 'em no mercy!" "Go, go, go!" "All right, Madea... say good-bye to your Freedom Park and... your freedom." "Something ain't right." "What's that?" "Hovv did that get on there?" "Well, look at this." "What do vve have here?" "Well, ifs obvious vvhafs going on here." "I'm Betsy Holiday, beloved and" "Who wants a burger?" "Perp alert!" "Perp alert!" "Uh-Oh." "Dorftvvorry, Madea." "We'll get the kids' money." "No, no, no, I think my expertise is needed." "Those ratty kids, thinking they can stop me." "Me!" "What the" "Me and my good-lookin' boys are coming for you, Betsy!" "No!" "I knew you was from the hood!" "Well, so am I." "Girl, you better watch them turns." "Look like your ride's here." "No!" "I knew that added torque would come in handy." "Betsy Holiday, you're under arrest." "That-a-boy, good-lookin'." "This is What happens when you try to run from who you are." "I think she needs some good old-fashioned "commun-tity" service." "L" " I" " I carft go back." "Don't make me go back to that disgusting park." "I carft look back." "It's okay, sweetheart." "Let it out." "Joe is here for ya." "Let me ask you something. l-low you feel about a man with an oxygen tank'?" "Madam!" "The Moms Mabley Youth Center is saved!" "Thank you, Medea." "We're gonna raise the roof Yes, we are" "We 're gonna raise the roof tonight" "Raise the roof" "Yes, we are" "We 're gonna raise the roof tonight" "We're gonna sing and shout and praise his name" "Let's call and rejoice and let his truth proclaim" "We feel his power deep down in our hearts" "His love and mercy never will depart" "We're gonna raise the roof Yes, we are" " We're gonna raise the roof tonight" " We're gonna raise the roof tonight" "Raise the roof Yes, we are" "We 're gonna raise the roof tonight" "We're gonna raise the roof tonight" "Come on!" "Over here!" "Yeah!" "Over here!" " I gotta tell you, Mabel." "I'm proud of you." " Whats that?" "Gettin' the police on your side this time." "Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks." "Did you say "old dog"?" "Girl, I'm younger than you." "By five days." "Both of y'all old as Methuselah." "Please shut up." " So, Mabel, I heard from Social Services." " Mm-hmm." "And Netta and Dang Dang are on the list for a foster home." "A real foster home." "And they airft gon' get split up." "Avv, now, that's wonderful, Barn." "But them children are staying with me until Social Services can prove to me... that they gonna find a good place for both of them to be in together." "Oh, hi there, good-lookin'." "Uh-oh." "Whafd you do now, woman?" "Oh, they ain't here for me." "They got a new assignment." "L-low you cloing', Miss Holiday?" "You ain't on no holiday right now." "Good morning, Madea, everyone." " L-low ya cloing'?" " Hey, hey." "Well, dorft you seem surprisingly cheery... for a Woman who lost everything?" "Well, I got my life back." "When I was working for The Man, I got so caught up in" "Well, that's wonderful, Betsy." "Wonderful." "That's really, really, really wonderful." "Oops, excuse me." "Oops, excuse me." "Excuse" " Ooh, excuse" "This isn't over, Maclea." "We need to have hydraulics put in." "Hello!" "I musfve fell asleep." "Hmm." "What happened to that button?" "What they put in this stuff?" "I guess." "Turn that off." "Oh, there some good-lookin' cops out there" "Good-known' cops'?" "Hmm."