"[Music playing]" "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "My parents named me" "Destiny because they said I'm destined for greatness." "But so far reaching the top hasn't been that easy." "See, I'm from Hope Springs and there" "Really isn't a lot in Hope Springs" "Because we're unincorporated." "We have some interesting specialty" "Stores and some other shops that sell" "Unique one of a kind items." "But overall Hope Springs doesn't have a lot" "In the way of opportunity." "Until they had the first ever Miss Hope Springs pageant." "That's me." "Destiny." "And although I look pretty sure of myself," "I fear the competition." "But I just keep telling myself, Destiny, you're special." "Special." "Why don't you take this baton and shove it" "Up your special ass and leave me alone." "Of course they fucking had to put us in the same fucking" "Dressing room together." "Look, bitch, I've tried to be nice to you, OK?" "But you're just a fucking freak." "You're a freaky, baton twirling freak." "Freaky bitch." "I know one girl who isn't going to win Miss Congeniality." "Let me go over the opening number from on the top" "And then we'll take a break until tonight at 7:00." "Hope springs in the strangest places." "Flick to the left." "Hope springs every second of the day." "Flick to the right." "Just scurry to the right." "Hope springs when you least expect it." "Slight undulation." "So come on, hope, spring my way." "It's a slight grab like hope is just beyond your reach." "Shall we try it again?" "Lola." "Come on, hope." "Spring my way." "Hope springs." "We've got plenty to live for." "Hope Springs, take a glance our way." "Hope Springs, we'll have plenty of parking." "And make sure when you do that line" "That you thrust the buttocks out, tailbone tipped upward." "We'll have plenty of parking." "So three cheers for Hope Springs." "Hip, hip." "That's a mnemonic device." "It was easy for you to remember." "Hip, hip hooray." "Now this is very subtle." "Hooray." "Purse lips, purse lips, hooray." "OK, so now you each will go across the floor," "And you'll each be announced." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "That's Sasha" "Cardona, contestant number one." "She's evil." "But for some reason, she's popular." "She was voted sexiest walk at Wolfgang Puck Middle School." "That's Pepper Jazwicky." "I think she's a lesbian." "And Colada Bang." "If I don't win the pageant, I want her to win" "And me to be first runner up." "Because Colada's due any day now and I don't think any woman" "Can fulfill all her duties as Miss Hope Springs" "While being a single mother." "And there's Wakie Funches." "Now, I don't want to be mean but Wakie has mental problems" "With her motor skills." "And I think she's too old to be Miss Hope Springs." "I think the favorite has to be Lola Beaver." "She has [inaudible], the smile, and she has the walk." "And then there's me, Destiny Rutt." "I firmly believe that you should give it your all, even in" "Rehearsals." "[Gasping]" "Stop it." "Stop the rehearsal." "I'm just trying to be nice and make friends, you know?" "I mean, I just want to win." "I want to be Miss Hope Springs as bad as everybody else," "But I can't compete in this environment." "You're all making it really hard for me." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "When things go wrong for me," "My first instinct is to just give" "Up and blame somebody else." "But that was before I met Scott Bushey." "When I first saw Scott Bushey, he was dressed like Jesus" "And I thought he was just some Hope Springs wacko." "But it turns out he was working for the Christian bookstore" "And nail salon." "He was part of some sale promotion they were having." "Well once I found that out, Scott gained" "My respective immediately." "I mean, he actually found a job in Hope Springs." "And while that may not seem like a big deal to you, it is." "Finding employment around here is very difficult." "[Horn honking]" "I'm not going to hire someone who's just going to run" "Off their first day on the job." "You're not that guy, are you Scott?" "No." "Oh, I didn't think so." "We need you, Scott, because we have inventory." "We have inventory that we need to move." "You see, a lot of people drive by here" "And they don't even notice us." "Or if they notice us, they just think, oh," "Christian book store, big deal." "Well, if you're out there, Scott." "I'm looking for a opportunity." "So you know." "But I want plenty of chances for advancement, you know," "In case I miss one or two chances." "But see, I thought the bookstore would be perfect" "Because I'm working on a book." "Well, it's a photo essay type, it's a book with pictures." "What are you going to do out there for me, Scott?" "I'm going to show you." "Hey lady, Christian books half off." "We got plenty of free parking in the rear." "Well maybe if you came in here and you bought" "One of these books, you might have a chance" "Of not going to hell, fag." "Hola, [speaking spanish]." "Your fucking Lexus isn't going to mean shit come judgment day." "Jesus Christ died on the cross for you, lady." "The least that you can do is buy a fucking bumper sticker." "Can you do that?" "Sure, I can do that." "Yeah, I can do that." "OK, you're hired." "I'm hired?" "[Laughs]" "All right, OK, all right, Scott," "You need to get your costume." "Oh, no thanks." "Can I get an advance on my first check?" "I'll see what I can do." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "I think the reason" "I have a hard time making friends" "Is because I have an intense personality." "And I'm a woman with a point of view." "And I think people find that threatening." "But Scott doesn't." "I think that's why we get along so well." "Do you work here?" "I don't work here." "Could you direct me toward a pay phone?" "Because I'd like to return a page." "I don't work here." "I'm protesting." "End deseremation now." "Look, I have a lot of things to do." "I'm trying to end beauty pageant discrimination" "And it isn't easy doing it all by yourself." "Look, would you please leave?" "You look like a drug addict, OK?" "People might think we're affiliated." "I'm just trying to use the phone, all right?" "The Hope Springs beauty pageant is rigged." "Well, OK, it's not rigged." "But the thing is they discriminate against you" "Because, you know, maybe you're not" "As talented as the other girl or you don't look" "As good in your evening gown, you know," "On account of your leg brace." "How is that discrimination?" "You on my side or not?" "Because if you're not, you're just as bad as they are." "I'm not on anybody's side, all right?" "Nobody's on nobody's side and the sooner you realize" "That the better off you'll be." "I mean, that's why I'm doing this shit work." "I try to get a good job over at Fuck And Stuff Adult Books," "But the guy hired his nephew and I..." "I interviewed" "And everything." "It doesn't matter how qualified you are." "All that matters is who you're screwing" "Or who your uncle is. [Inaudible]." "That's discrimination." "They call it something else." "It's incense." "They call it discrimination, you ass." "Do I know you?" "You know, you look really familiar to me," "Like maybe I've seen you somewhere before." "I have a bad memory." "I live in the now anyway." "Well do you... you don't go to the Ram Rod, do you?" "What's the Ram Rod?" "It's a bathhouse on Tuna Canyon up by Reservoir Tip." "What's a bathhouse?" "It's like a place where a bunch of gay strangers get together" "And they take baths." "Do you go to Addiction Anonymous meetings?" "You're an addict?" "No, but I perform there sometimes." "My entertainment career is my life." "You know, I'm trying to make some things happen here." "I don't have time for addictions or baths with gay strangers." "It's hard to make time for the really important things." "I'm up every afternoon by 1 o'clock." "I'm pursuing my acting contacts." "I practice my baton." "I shuffle the junk mail from the kitchen counter to the table" "And back again, I watch Cinemax." "Do you have DirecTV?" "What's that?" "It's like cable only it's better than cable" "Because it's like 6,000 channels of everything" "And I really want it." "So get it." "Too expensive." "How much is it?" "It's like over $2,000 a month." "2,000?" "No way." "Well, basic DirecTV's like $50 a month." "But then, you know, you need the TV and then the house the TV" "And they get you with the extras of course." "You don't have a home?" "Well, I lived in Brentwood for a while," "But I'm looking for new place." "Oh, you lived in Brentwood." "Yeah, Brentwood adjacent." "You know, down by West Hollywood over by the 101 freeway" "In east L. A. But I want to live in Brentwood" "Because it's a lot better than where I'm living now, you know." "Where are you living now?" "Public storage." "I know you." "You're Destiny Ruttledge." "Rutt." "My stage name." "I shortened it." "Scott Bushey, remember me?" "We went to Wolfgang Puck Middle School together." "Well everyone in Hope Springs went to Wolfgang Puck." "Yeah, but I was the one without any parents, remember?" "I lived in the group home and some jerk printed that story" "In the school newspaper about how" "My counselor was molesting me and they all called me faggot." "Remember?" "People are always saying things about me that aren't true too." "Well it's not that it's not true." "Oh, so you're..." "I'm gay." "Is that a problem?" "Oh, no, no." "I mean, some of my best friends are gay." "Well, you look totally different." "Really?" "Yeah, you're just taller and older." "Bigger." "So now, what did you do after you became" "A freeway off ramp vendor?" "I went into the Army." "And that was kind of fun for a while," "But I got dishonorably discharged." "Why?" "Well." "[Phone ringing]" "I was fingerprinting my bunk mate." "I thought they couldn't kick you out of the Army for that" "Anymore." "I thought the same thing, but you know, they tell you" "One thing to get you in and then it's another thing" "When you're actually in there." "They said don't ask don't tell, right?" "But it's not don't ask anyone if you can finger bang them" "Or don't tell anyone to finger bring you or something." "It's stupid though because my Sergeant," "He was raping the new female recruits" "And he just got suspended." "So then what?" "Well he's probably going to keep on raping recruits" "Until he gets [inaudible]." "No, I mean then what after you got out of the Army?" "Oh, I got picked for jury duty." "It was kind of cool." "But then they told me I had to be down there every day" "For a fucking week and I was like," "There's no fucking way I'm going to be down here every day" "For a week." "The chick down there though, really cool." "[Knocking at door]" "She was like, they don't care if you come or not," "Scott, as long as they have a quorum." "What's a quorum?" "I don't know, but what I went it looked like they" "Have one, so I just cut." "They're a bunch of fucking assholes down there anyway." "I don't get this." "I didn't kill anyone." "[Doorbell ringing]" "Why do I have to go to court, you know?" "Jury duty, whatever." "Stupid." "What about you?" "What have you been up to?" "Well, you know, I just really try to stay" "Focused on the things I want." "You know, I figure that when I'm rich and famous," "Then I'll have friends, you know?" "So I read the drama log and I go on open calls" "And I do extra work." "Besides what?" "Extra work." "But in addition to what work do you do?" "No, extra work." "I'm a movie extra." "Oh." "I always wanted to do that but they" "Say you have to have an ID." "Oh, you have to have an ID." "You got an ID?" "Yeah." "See, I'm in the process of trying" "To work on getting that, but there so much" "Red tape involved." "How do you like it?" "Oh, I hate it like everyone else." "I mean, it's really gross." "My hair's all matted to my head and it looks like I've been" "Playing PE for like five hours." "What are you talking about?" "My ID." "Ding dong, extra work." "How do you like extra work?" "Oh, it's great." "I mean, you really get a chance to bounce ideas" "Off of other creative people." "You know, I mean, you really get a chance to work on your craft." "It's great for making contacts." "Wow." "You know, I could take you with me the next time I get called." "You serious?" "Yeah, I mean, god, they always need" "Someone to blend into a crowd." "You'd be perfect." "You have a piano." "I have this recurring nightmare that I work in a piano" "Bar and this old woman, she keeps putting dollars" "In my brandy glass and makes me play "Send In The Clowns"" "Over and over." "Was it OK for you to leave work?" "Oh, that?" "Oh yeah, no that wasn't work." "See, I came in Hope Springs this morning because I was" "Doing an article [inaudible]." "Oh, what kind of an article?" "Well, it's called Snapshots of the Apocalypse," "And it's all about how the end of the world is upon us." "And you know what I mean?" "Like everywhere you go don't you see signs like in mini malls," "For example, they have these stores" "And all they do is sell water." "Water stores." "Like what do you mean?" "I mean, doesn't it strike you as odd?" "Well, I mean, people need water." "Well I know, but do they have to go to a store to get it?" "Can't they just get some things for free like air and water?" "You have to pay for fucking everything." "So what magazine is this article going to be in?" "Well it's not in a magazine yet, but I'm working on that." "Have you ever had an article published in a magazine?" " No." " Newspaper?" "No." "See, I'm aspiring." "So am I. I save everything." "I've got to have a yearbook in here somewhere." "Destiny, this is a great place." "How much you got to pay for something like this?" "The landlord wants I think it's 650." "You think it's 650?" "You don't know?" "Well I don't pay." "I just have this thing with my bank" "Where they take the money out of my settlement every month." "You have a settlement?" "God, you have fucking everything, man." "I get $1,846 a month." "You're fucking rich, Destiny." "Geez, man." "You see, when I was in the fourth grade," "Too Twi Winn threw a pencil at me and it stuck in my eye." "And her parents were in the Vietnamese mafia," "So when my parents took them to court," "We got this huge settlement." "Sometimes when I talk about it, it acts up." "If I had that kind of money, I'd ditch this city bullshit," "I'll tell you that." "I'd move to the country, I'd get chickens, I'd get horses," "I'd get DirecTV." "And if I could somehow take that set up and move it" "To Brentwood, that'd be great." "I think about that too sometimes, you know?" "Sometimes I think I should just give up my dreams of having" "My own sitcom and, you know, start the kind of life" "I had when I was growing up." "You had parents, right?" "Yeah." "Brothers and sisters?" "MM-hmm." "Dog, cat?" "I had a dog when I was little." "I sure did." "He was all black with this big white dick" "That just hung down so far." "Package." "We didn't have Package neutered, because god I mean," "You should have seen it." "It was amazing." "After I begged my dad for like an hour" "He finally let me keep him." "My dad loved me a lot." "He gave me everything." "Oh, I loved that dog." "After a while the newness and the excitement just" "Kind of wore off, you know?" "I mean, I didn't feel like walking him or cleaning" "Up after him or feeding him." "And oh my god, my dad would get so mad, you know." "He'd yell at me and he'd yell at the dog and then he'd hit me" "And then he'd hit the dog." "And oh my god, one time he got so mad at me because I" "Didn't want to walk the dog." "So he duct taped my legs and my arms together and just" "Made me lay out there in the front yard." "All the neighbors saw." "I was so embarrassed." "So finally I caved in, I was like, OK, I'll walk the dog." "So I walked him and I walked him and I walked him." "And I just began to resent that little fucker, you know?" "So I just walked his furry little big dicked ass right" "In the middle of the street." "Of course a car came, you know, of course he got run over." "[Crashing] I didn't really like dogs much after that." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Oh my god, he's getting in bed with me." "Act natural, Destiny." "You had parents." "I'm so jealous of that." "I never had parents." "Well, I had parents, but..." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "I think he's coming onto me." "They just put me in the backyard" "In this playschool rubber tepee we had one day when I was five" "And then they split." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "He is coming onto me." "Child services came a couple of days later, but you know what?" "I didn't mind the tepee so much." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "OK Destiny." "I got a lot of thinking done, you know?" "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Talk sexy." "See, and I never had a tepee." "So we both have something to envy each other about." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Perfect." "Yeah, I guess." "What are you doing this afternoon?" "Do you want to come to a party?" "Whose party?" "I don't know, it's like a gig." "A gig?" "Yeah, I'm working at the party." "Well is it OK if I come?" "Oh yeah, everyone's going to be there." "I don't know." "I shouldn't." "I'm not very good at parties." "Neither am I." "I've got a million things to do." "Whitney might come over." "Whitney Houston." "You know Whitney Houston?" "Yeah." "Well bring Whitney." "I mean, everyone's going to be there." "That would be great." "Who's going to be there?" "Well, I don't know." "And you're working at the party." "Yeah." "What do you do?" "I do an exotic dance." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Oh, he's ethnic." "See, I do lots of things to pay my bills." "What bills?" "Oh god, food bills." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Destiny, I think" "This guy could be the one." "Ambulance bills." "You know, it adds up." "So are you going to come?" "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "I think I'm going to come!" "Scott said that he was a gay." "But I'm not so sure." "I mean, he acts so manly." "And I swear when he talks to me, he can't" "Keep his eyes off my bosoms." "And when we're together, it's like he doesn't even" "Notice anyone else." "I read somewhere that gays can be cured." "I think I'm the medicine." "OK Destiny, just go ahead, go on in." "I'm going to do some stretching and warm up, OK?" "So I'll be out here." "But I don't know anyone." "Well go in and mingle." "Just go ahead and mingle." "But I don't know anybody." "But how else will you get to know anybody unless you mingle," "Destiny?" " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "Just say you're with the talent." "The talent's out here psyching himself out." "OK, I'm going to go, but I think" "I should be honest with you." "I have this medical condition that" "Has to do with going to parties and that it makes it very hard" "For me to do so physically." "What's the matter?" "Well, there's a name for it and it has to do" "With the brain and perception." "And it's like I can't understand what anybody's saying to me" "And they can't understand anything I'm saying to them." "And it usually creates big problems socially." "You're deaf?" "No, it's a bigger than that." "It has to do with the brain and perception." "And forget it." "Yeah, every year I throw this really" "Great birthday party for myself and it's a really big deal." "Yeah, everyone comes." "So you have to come." "OK." "Uh-huh." "Madonna's going to come." "Mm-hmm." "Well, um, actually I invite Madonna every year" "And she says she's going to come, but, um, she never does." "Like I don't know what her fucking problem is," "You know what I mean?" "I tell all of my friends." "I call her record company." "Maverick Records, right." "And I talk to one of her assistants" "And she says she's always going to come but she never does." "I mean, it's not like she's not getting the message" "Or anything, you know?" "I mean, I call every day." "I call like eight times a day three consecutive weeks" "Before the fricking party, and you know," "She says she's going to come and she never comes." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "You know, Madonna's very busy," "You know what I'm saying?" "Madonna's very busy." "No, no, no." "Madonna confirms every single year" "And she tells me she's going to come and she never does." "So you know, she has to show up this year." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "Well hopefully she will, because I mean," "[Inaudible]." "Yeah, you better come over because chances are she's just" "Going to make an appearance." "It's going to be a small thing." "After that the evening's shot, you know?" "Well no, I don't know if she's going to bring Lourdes or not." "[Music playing]" "Can I use the phone?" "I need to call my doctor. [Inaudible]." "[Sirens]" "I need [inaudible]." "[Music playing]" "Oh hi, I'm, uh..." "I'm doing an exotic dance in there" "And I just wanted to stretch out in here." "You look familiar to me." "Do I know you?" "Did we go to Wolfgang Puck Middle School together?" "I think everybody in Hope Springs went to Wolfgang Puck." "I thought you looked familiar to me." "I'm Scott Bushey." "How you doing?" "Waiting for my girlfriend Sasha." "I'm straight." "Sasha." "Sasha Cardona?" "Did she go to Wolfgang Puck Middle School?" "Look dude, every fucking loser in Hope Springs" "Went to Wolfgang Puck, all right?" "Trip on you, dude." "I'm just trying to make some conversation with you, geez." "Like Sasha would probably like be hanging out and partying" "Down with a bunch of faggots than hanging" "Out with me, this great guy." "I hate faggots so much I could taste it." "You know, they fucking gross me out because they're like guys" "And they like to fuck other guys and that's unnatural." "I mean, faggots are unnatural and perverse." "You could just be, like, sitting there," "Like, minding your own business, and say" "Like you're a kid in the community," "Like you're doing a play." "Like You're A Good Man Charlie Brown" "And you're playing Snoopy." "And like the director's like totally tall" "And handsome because he's a faggot and all faggots" "Are good looking because they're faggots." "And you're like alone with him and he" "Like gives you a wine cooler and you drink it" "Because you're like 13, right?" "And then you drink it and he whips out a Playboy." "And you like look at because you're like 13, right?" "And then you get a hard on and he starts touching you" "Because you just drank a wine cooler" "And you just looked at a Playboy and you're like fucking 13," "Right?" "And you've got this hard on because the director's totally" "Hot and you just want him to fucking suck you off," "And he does." "And then you can't stop thinking about him." "Pretty soon you're doing your scene with Lucy" "Or you're singing "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown"" "And all you can think about is the director and you fucking" "Get a hard on every time you think about him" "And you don't even need a wine cooler or a Playboy," "Because you just think about how handsome he is" "Because he's a fucking faggot and how faggots are unnatural," "You know?" "My girlfriend Sasha thinks I'm like totally extreme," "But she's a fucking freak because shes" "Likes to hang out with faggots." "I don't like to hang out with faggots," "Because that's how I met Sasha." "Fucking faggot Steven." "I used to come over here and let Steven suck my dick" "And that's how I met Sasha." "Now she's just being a fucking cunt because she put" "This restraining order on me and now they're just being" "A bunch of fucking drinks." "Wow, you were in You're a Good Man Charlie Brown?" "You know, why would you want to waste your sperm?" "I mean, when you could... when you could get a girl pregnant" "And have kids." "Because kids I think are our future." "And that's the question I have for faggots." "Like why do you want to waste your sperm when you could have" "A kid and you could put him in daycare" "Or you could put him in little league" "Or you could put him in community theater." "I mean, I don't know if you know this, kids love that shit." "Dude, I think you're turning me on." "No, all of my friends are coming." "Steve and Steve are here." "And Steve's coming." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "Sir, you must pay this bill immediately." "Oh, I even told a few strangers." "I met this guy last night in this sex club" "And he said he was going to bring a couple of his friends," "So." "Well actually, I don't know, he was tweaking out on crystal" "I think, so I don't know." "Listen, the bottom line is so many of my friends" "Are going to be there and Madonna better show." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "Collect this money as soon as possible," "Do you understand?" "Um." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "This is a very serious legal matter." "Uh, hold on a second." "Can I, uh, can I help you with something?" "Um, I need to use the phone." "I need to call a doctor." "I hurt my knee." "Um, you know what, let me call you back." "I think I have another lawsuit on my hands." "Why would Stephen invite a girl?" "I don't think she was invited." "Maybe it's his mom." "She looks too young to be his mom." "I don't trust her." "Give her a chance." "Maybe she knows some show tunes." "Did you find your doctor?" "Well, he said he couldn't see me for another 24 hours." "We were wondering, who are you?" "I'm Destiny Rutt." "And who do you know?" "And what happened to your leg?" "Oh, I hurt it on the set." "I fell." "On the set?" "It's a new TV show." "It's not out yet." "It's called Lynn's Place and it's about this girl," "Lynn, me, and she's got lots of friends like you guys." "And they always come over and they go to the mall" "And they go to dinner and they go to the movies and Six Flags." "And they all talk to her and they all come over" "And she's never alone." "She has really good social skills." "Lynn's Place." "So you hurt your leg at Lynn's place?" "On the set." "I fell." "It was a party scene." "So you're an actress?" "Wat else have you done?" "Well, I was supposed to be in the Miss Hope Springs pageant" "Tonight, but I had to drop out due to hyper exhaustion." "I mean, between Lynn's Place and the pageant I'm hyper" "Exhausted." "Who brought the shrimp fajita tacos?" "Oh, I did." "I brought those." "I just took a bite and a fucking moth flew out." "Your shrimp fajita tacos fucking suck." "I just got off the phone with Madonna's nutritionist." "She's not coming." "Let's just pick up the pieces and play charades." "Jeffrey." "That's a hard one." "They'll never get that one." "Sometimes the shorter ones are the hardest." "The tallest ones are always the hardest." "[Laughter]" "The bad seed." "I can't hold it in any longer." "I don't mean to be rude, but what are those red blisters" "On your face?" "I just had laser surgery to make my skin look better." "My guy's great." "He did the moles on my face and my anal warts" "In the same visit." "I was in and out." "That's fabulous." "[Inaudible]." "Paris is Burning." "Wizard Of Oz." "Predator." "That's a play." "I think they made it into a movie." "Are you sure?" "No they didn't." "The Normal Heart." "Oh my god, that's my favorite movie." "Whatever happened to baby Jane." "Cruising." "Long Time Companion." "Yentl." "So basically I don't know if I'm really a homo" "Or if I just got so used to people" "Calling me a homo at Wolfgang Puck" "That I just kind of became one." "But one way or another, I'll tell" "You, being a homo has some pretty bitching advantages," "You know?" "Like what?" "Well, you make wasting sperm seem like a bad thing," "And that's a good thing." "Oh." "Well, if you take me for example, I'm a big loser," "You know, and my parents if they would have just thought for two" "Fucking seconds before they copulated," "They could have done the right thing." "My dad could have I don't know, jacked me off" "In the sheets instead of shooting me up into my mom," "But they didn't think about me, you know?" "They didn't think about my future" "And how shitty it was going to be." "But the odds were against me right from the start anyway." "I mean, a five year old just, you know, you can't" "Raise yourself in a tepee." "So you know, you call being a homosexual a waste of sperm" "And I think it's a much needed social service." "Thank God for homosexuals." "Thank God for people like you and me." "I'm not a fag." "I'm in love with Sasha." "Whatever." "But next time you fuck me, we have" "To use a condom for sure, OK?" "Let me ask you something." "What?" "Do you ever like somebody so much" "That if you couldn't be with them" "You thought about killing them, because I" "Feel that way about Sasha." "You want to kill Sasha Cardona?" "Well I feel like I want to, but I know I'm not supposed to." "Because when I was in jail we saw this video" "In the rec center about how you're" "Not supposed to kill people." "Really?" "Yeah." "It was really good." "And that hot old lady from Thelma and Louise," "She hosted it." "She's really convincing." "[Inaudible] nail her." "You want to kill Sasha Cardona." "Are you a cop?" "I'm not a cop." "Because if you're a fucking cup and I ask you," "You have to tell me you are because that's the law." "OK, dude, we just fucked." "I'm not a cop, all right?" "I feel funny." "You just need a shower, that's all." "No, I mean, I feel like something" "Bad's going to happen." "Like I'm going to do something that's going to get" "Me put back in jail." "Top Gun." " Truth or Dare." " Wild Orchid." "Evita." "Goodfellas." "Ben Hur." "Truth or Dare." " Truth or Dare." " Truth or Dare." "Where the Red Fern Grows." "Bridges of Madison County." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Truth or Dare." "Truth or Dare." "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Next." "Oh." "Truth or Dare." "[Inaudible]." "Power Tool." "Time." "Three minutes." "[Inaudible]." "[All groaning]" "All right, who's next?" "I am." "[Grumbling]" "Ready?" "Go." "One word." "Showgirls!" "Oh my fucking god, four seconds." "That's a record." "[Cheering]" "(SINGING) Destiny, wipe that sad look off your face." "Destiny, looks like you finally found a place." "Guess you never knew your dreams would all come true." "You didn't have a clue that there'd be" "Men who love men who love you." "Destiny, looks like you really took a chance." "Destiny, strut your stuff in those stretch pants." "You're the coolest girl in the entire group." "Oh yes you are the coolest girl because you're" "The only girl in the group." "You are a fag hag." "There's friends around you suddenly." "Fag hag." "And they're all gay as they can be." "Fag hag." "Up until now you've been ineffectual." "But now you've found some men to love you." "But girl, they're all homosexual." "Fag hag." "There's no need to let your spirit sag." "Fag hag, a bright new color on their rainbow flag." "Fag hag, going places that you've never been." "Fag hag, except the sex club because they won't let you in." "[Applause]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello, hello, hello, hello?" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Partying?" "Look bitch, stop fucking following me around, OK?" "The last thing I need's another stalker." "I didn't even know you were going to be here." "You are such a liar." "You lie." "You're stupid, you're clumsy, you" "Don't have any fucking friends." "And the worst part about it is that you" "Trying so fucking hard." "Stop trying so hard." "Stop trying to be popular." "Stop trying to be Miss Hope Springs, OK?" "Stop fucking trying to be me." "Just leave me the fuck alone." "I brought Zima, boys." "[Guys cheering]" "What the hell happened to you?" "What the hell happened to you?" "I was just bashed." "Are you serious?" "Yeah, I was over there in that thing" "And I was minding my own business, you know, stripping." "And there was this really freaky guy in there" "And he was talking about how he hated faggots" "And then we got it on and I don't know," "He just freaked out and pulled my hair." "I don't know, he was really hot." "I just had an awful experience." "Worse than being gay bashed?" "I was straight bashed." "Where you going?" "I'm going home." "What about me?" "Oh, you'll figure something out." "How am I going to get back to Brentwood?" "You don't live in Brentwood, asshole." "[Beeping]" "What d you want?" "I'm going home and I'm going to bed." "I hate it here." "I hate the gays." "I hate the straights." "I just hate everyone." "Of course you do." "They're all "descremating" against you." "What?" "Everyone's out to get you." "I know what your deal is." "Look, I heard what you said." "I'm not deaf." "Deaf?" "I'm not deaf." "I can hear what you're saying." "OK, you know what?" "I came into Hope Springs this morning" "Because I was going to do a photo essay on how screwed" "Up everyone and everything is." "And you know what?" "I should have brought a fucking camera," "Because you're the freakiest goddamn thing" "I've seen all day." "[Inaudible]." "Hey Destiny, I'm sorry." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Do you know how" "It feels when you want something so badly" "And then it seems like you'll never get it because everyone" "And everything is against you?" "That's how I feel." "I want to be Miss Hope Springs." "Not just for selfish reasons." "I want to end racism and I want to end homophobia and if I win," "I'm going to make everyone recycle." "But, I mean, I can't change the world if, you know," "If the world's not ready to work with me." "Your problem is psychological, Destiny." "You're letting them psych you up." "They're so mean." "I mean, I just try to be nice and make friends" "And they're so mean." "They're just being competitive." "That's all." "They all want to be Miss Hope Springs." "Well I'm not competitive." "Well then you'll never be Miss Hope Springs." "You'll never be able to tell your kids" "That you were someone, Destiny." "You'll never be able to say, of all the five or six girls" "In this city who entered, I came off as the most" "Normal and nonthreatening." "See, you have the opportunity to realize a dream, Destiny." "I have dreams that I'll never realize because I" "Don't have the opportunity." "You could have Direct TV." "You could live in Brentwood." "No, I have a real dreams, Destiny." "Career dreams." "Dreams about what I want to do with my life, you know?" "What?" "There's something I've been working on." "And maybe I've lost perspective, but I" "Want to get a publicity manager like the big stars have," "You know?" "And they can make up a story about me" "That I'm HIV positive, right?" "And I can tour the nation's grade schools" "And middle schools as the world's first white HIV" "Positive motivational rap star." "T Cell." "See?" "I've written the raps and everything." "It's, I don't know." "Well just listen to this." "Picture bleachers full of pre-teenagers, right?" "And they're all screaming for me." "It's all about being a hero and how it's not" "That hard to be a hero inside of yourself" "Or something like that." "(RAPPING) I'm T Cell and I'm here to stay," "So let me break it down the positive way." "You see, once upon a time I thought" "You had to be worthy if you wanted admiration at all." "But now I see it's different." "If you want to be a hero, a winner quite so tall." "Break it down, nigga." "Hey, look at me, I got an STD." "I'm a hero, baby, check me out." "Hell, I'm swell." "I fell down a well." "I'm a hero, baby, check me out." "No I didn't save a kitty cat, I didn't fight in war." "I didn't do shit, but it don't matter anymore" "Because I used to be a wreck." "Nigga check, nigga check." "I'm a hero baby, check me out." "Yeah, uh." "[Cheering]" "See?" "Wow, I mean, that's great." "Yeah." "I mean, what's stopping you?" "Nothing's stopping you." "Well actually I'm a registered sex offender," "So they won't let me near a public school." "That's the problem." "But I'm trying to clear that up." "A lot of red tape." "Yeah." "I don't know, Destiny." "See, I thought I could just come in Hope Springs this morning" "And take pictures and hang out and somehow" "Parlay that into a career as a photojournalist." "But the best I can do for an idea is the world's coming" "To an end and nobody wants to read about that" "Or look at pictures about that." "I mean, who would want to?" "You got a point there." "It's hard being a rapper." "I don't want to go." "I was supposed to be rehearsing all day." "If I go now, I'll just make an ass out of myself." "I'm not prepared to make an ass out of myself." "How much time do you have?" "About an hour and a half." "I just don't want to go, OK?" "Oh, you want to go and you want to win," "You just don't want to do what it takes to win, that's all." "Nobody does." "But Destiny Rutt, if you want to being Miss Hope Springs," "Eventually you're going to start doing some things" "That you don't want to do, like showing up and getting hurt," "OK?" "I'm going to tell you a story." "When I was 15 I was at the zoo with my psychiatrist." "What were you doing at the zoo with your psychiatrist?" "Oh, we were fucking." "But I saw the damnedest thing there at the zoo, the monkeys." "And I learned a major life lesson from," "Well, I guess he was the king monkey because he" "Had some bananas and some pine cones" "And he was like the cutest." "There was this kid there." "And he had on these Snoopy sunglasses" "And he took off the Snoopy sunglasses," "Broke off a stem that had a little Snoopy on it" "And threw it at the king monkey." "And I thought for sure that monkey was just going to trip" "Out and we were all going to end up" "On America's Most Violent Zoo Videotapes" "Or something like that." "But we didn't." "The monkey didn't freak out." "Instead he took that Snoopy sunglass stem" "And he stared at it and he examined it" "Like it was the coolest thing." "And there was this palm tree there," "This huge palm tree, and up in the tree was the queen monkey." "And you could tell she wanted to fuck" "Because her coochie was just all out and pink like a football." "And the king monkey looked up at her" "And you could tell he wanted to go get some, you know?" "But he still wanted to hold onto his bananas, his pine cones," "And his new Snoopy stem." "He sat there and the base of the tree and he was thinking," "He was thinking, you could see him thinking," "How the fuck am I going to get up there and get" "Some of that good monkey pussy and still" "Hold onto all this shit?" "He thought and he thought and he thought." "And all of a sudden you could see this look of understanding" "Just wash over his face." "You could tell he had figured out what he had to do." "And I swear to god, Destiny, with one hand" "He held onto the pine cones, he took the bananas, stuck them" "In his mouth, and with the free hand" "He took that Snoopy sunglass stem" "And he shoved it straight up his ass," "Thus freeing the hand so he could climb up the tree" "And get his queen." "And he got what he wanted." "He got to the top with the bananas," "With the pine cones, and Snoopy sticking" "Straight out of his ass." "And it was then that I realized, you know," "If you ever want to get the top, eventually you're going to have" "To stick something in your ass." "And it was then that I realized, you know, I'd never" "Get anywhere or be anything because I'd never be" "Willing to do that, you know?" "Even if it did mean a banana and a pine cone." "Or a good fuck." "But you, Destiny, I know you've got what it takes." "OK Destiny, let's see what you have for talent." "Well after this afternoon, I couldn't decide" "Between my lyric baton twirl to Candle in the Wind or my stand" "Up comedy routine." "Let's hear the comedy routine." "Hi ladies and gentleman, thanks for coming to the Miss" "Hope Springs pageant." "I'm contestant number six, Destiny Rutt," "And I'll be serving up the laughs tonight." "Serving up the laughs." "I sound like a waitress." "Don't you hate it when you go to a restaurant" "And the waitress is like, well do you want" "White, wheat, or sourdough?" "I mean, who ever orders the sourdough?" "I'd like some fresh dough, please." "You know, I got pulled over on the way here" "And the cop was really handsome." "And I was like, hey, I always wanted to feel a cop." "And he was like, well that's great," "Babe, because I always wanted to cop a feel." "Knock knock." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Gynecologist." "OK, Destiny, this isn't going to work, all right?" "You don't like it?" "Well, it's not that I don't like it as much as it sucks." "You need to be creative." "You need creativity." "Like Stephanie Block." "She made it out of Hope Springs into the big time" "Because she was creative." "Stephanie Block?" "What did she do?" "She invented the armadildo." "It looked like an armadillo, but when" "You put the double A's in its stomach" "It wiggled and vibrated." "See, that's creative." "You need something like that." "I guess I could do the monologue I always" "Do when I go to auditions." "All right." "Let's hear it." "Do that." "I'm contestant number six, Destiny Rutt," "And I'll be doing the scoliosis monologue" "From my favorite movie of all time," ""Looking For Mr. Goodbar."" "Polio." "When I was six." "Left me with a limp until I was 11." "Scoliosis, they said." "OK, Destiny, that's a big downer." "OK?" "You need something upbeat, something positive that" "Says I am best fit to wear the crown for Hope Springs," "You know?" "Something like a, I don't know, something that says I'm number" "One, like a song or a dance." "Do you have anything like that?" "[Inaudible]." "Wait a minute, I wrote a song like that." "Here it is." "Destiny, can you really sing?" "Everyone can sing." "No." "No." "I can sing." "OK, well sing it." "Sing your song." "I can sing." "Do you believe me?" "Should I not believe you?" "I mean, either you can sing or you can't." "Can you sing?" "Yeah." "OK Destiny, are you lying?" "Because if you're lying, you're bumming me out, all right?" "Don't you trust me?" "What are you talking about?" "Well I mean, OK, since I've known you," "You know, I mean, in the past few hours," "It always sounded like you believed in me." "And right now when you ask me if I could sing, I mean," "It sounded like you didn't." "I believe in you." "That's not what I'm talking about though." "I can sing." "I'm friends with Mariah Carey, OK," "And she says I can sing good." "OK, I'm sure you can sing, I just want" "You to be sure you can sing." "Because if I know my pageants, Destiny," "Talent's like half the battle." "It's very important." "I've been taking voice lessons every day for 10 years." "And my voice teacher, she's the one who's" "Friends with Mariah Carey, OK?" "And she's writing all this music for me so that I" "Can do a music video for MTV." "Look, Bushey, I'm going to win." "Do you think I'll win?" "I want you to win." "This song is perfect." "It's called I Gotta Go Number One." "[Music playing]" "WOMAN:" "Dr. Kravitz, you have a visitor in the main lobby." "Dr. Kravitz, a visitor in the main lobby." "[Music playing]" "Look at you." "Look at your hair." "Look at your makeup." "What for, Sasha?" "What for?" "Hey, let me ask you something." "Are you happy?" "Be honest." "Be honest with yourself for a change." "What are you so afraid of?" "OK." "I promise." "As soon as this pageant is over, I mean as soon as you win Miss" "Hope Springs, we're leaving." "We're leaving." "And I know I've made you this promise before," "But this time I'm going to keep it." "Because I can't hurt you anymore." "I can't keep you boxed up in this place." "I'm going to let you be free." "So we're going to go." "We'll go to the Big Apple." "No, we'll go to San Francisco and we'll start over." "And we'll meet a really, really cute guy in San Francisco" "And we'll eat at restaurants and we'll see musical plays." "I'm not going to let you down this time, Sasha." "Because I love you." "And I know I don't say it enough sometimes, but I really do." "I love you." "[Sighs] So let's go out there and sparkle, Sasha." "Sparkle." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen," "And welcome to the first annual Miss Hope Springs pageant." "Before we begin, I have a couple of very important" "Announcements to make." "Originally there were six contestants scheduled" "To compete for the crown." "But due to circumstances beyond our control," "There are now there's only two." "Colada Bang's water broke this afternoon" "And she's presently in labor, so let's send her our best" "Wishes and congratulations." "And on a less happy note, we've had" "Some tragedies occur as well." "Pepper Jazwicky's girlfriend was struck by lightning" "While playing golf at the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament" "In Palm Springs and she had to fly on a moment's" "Notice to be with her partner." "Another contestant, Wakie Funches," "Fell victim to a paralyzing stroke." "But I'll tell you, ladies and gentleman, that women has more" "Spunk than any girl I ever saw." "Because she insisted that we let her" "Compete from her wheelchair." "But we wouldn't let her." "So let us all pray, not now, but in your respective homes" "Before you go to bed." "It should also be noted Miss Lola Beavers was disqualified." "It appears Miss Beavers is a shemale." "[Gasps]" "And failed to disclose that on her entry form." "But we do have two beautiful, polished, talented contestants" "Eagerly awaiting backstage to compete." "Miss Sasha Cardona and Miss Destiny Ruttledge." "Oh, because we couldn't find any judges tonight," "Miss Hope Springs is going to be determined by audience vote." "So put your little judging caps on, sit back," "Relax, and enjoy the pageant." "[Music playing]" "SASHA (VOICEOVER):" "Good evening." "I'm contestant number one, Sasha Cardona." "I'm currently in my 12th semester at Hope Springs" "Community College where I am working towards my certificate" "In pyrotechnics." "I think I should be your choice for Miss Hope Springs" "Because all the other girls are fucking bitches," "Especially Destiny Ruttledge." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Welcome Hope Spring." "I'm contestant number six, Destiny Rutt." "I hope to get your vote for Miss Hope Springs" "Because I have a BMA, a positive mental attitude." "And although I probably won't win, I'm just glad to be here." "SASHA (VOICEOVER):" "Although I find the competition to be" "Patently sexist, that won't deter" "Me from competing and winning." "I would use my power as Miss Hope Springs" "To educate women and minorities about sexual harassment." "If I can save just one woman, it would" "Make me feel very worthwhile." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "My swimsuit is a precious heirloom handed" "Down to me from my great grandma Constance Louise Rutt," "Who always enjoyed a sunny day at the beach." "Although she died six summers ago from skin cancer," "My performance tonight is dedicated" "To my dear great grandma Constance, who always told me" "To have a little self respect." "I never knew exactly what she meant," "But I'm sure she'd be proud of me night." "SASHA (VOICEOVER):" "My evening down comes from fiesta woman" "In the Hope Springs plaza." "Thanks, Felicidad." "My idea of a perfect evening is a night of purple hooters shots" "At Chaps and Chicks, the world famous country and western bar" "Where I currently hold the mechanical bull" "Championship title." "Thank you." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "Can you say classy?" "Can you say ritzy?" "These two nouns describe my idea of the perfect evening" "On the town." "I particularly enjoy going out and doing stuff." "But since I'd prefer to remain a virgin," "I usually just stay at home with all my wonderful, supportive" "Girlfriends and watch videos." "Thanks gals." "You know you're going to win." "I am?" "There's no judges." "The pageant is being decided by audience vote" "And there's no one in the audience except" "For that fucking homeless guy." "He's not homeless." "He lives in Brentwood." "He's my friend." "[Inaudible]." "At least he's here." "Where are your friends?" "My friends have real lives, OK?" "They're throwing parties and going places." "They don't have time to come to some punk ass pageant." "Well if it's so stupid, then why are you here?" "I'm here to watch you lose." "OK, Destiny, stick it in your ass." "What the fuck did you say to me?" "I said stick it in your ass." "Bitch, you better run." "[Cats meowing]" "You fucking bitch!" "Come back here!" "[Screaming]" "Loser." "Look, Sasha, I lose all the time." "I mean, how can watching me lose still be fun for you?" "I play solitaire, I lose." "I gamble, I lose." "I enter a beauty pageant, I lose." "I didn't expect to win tonight and I still don't." "You know, my only friend can be the only judge" "And I can be the only contest and somehow I will still lose." "You know, somehow that little silver" "Ball will land on green when I bet on both red and black," "You know?" "I've accepted it." "And I've also accepted the fact that you will always be here," "Telling me what a loser I am." "And if not you, then someone else." "I'm not going to let it bother me." "I'm going to go out there, I'm going to do my talent," "And I'm going to platform." "You know what?" "I don't care if I win or lose." "Our first contestant in the talent competition" "Will be Sasha Cardona." "Sasha will be doing an experimental pantomime based" "On her own original poetry." "SASHA (VOICEOVER):" "I see the light." "But it is not white." "It is so dark." "So dark down there." "Come toward the light." "I tried to fight, but it is dark." "So dark down there." "Sucking, pulling, magnetizing." "Help me find the way towards the place I do not want to go." "[Screams]" "I am numb." "So numb down there." "Like a scar that won't heal, I cannot feel." "I cannot escape the fate that awaits it too late." "Death is a light that pulls me out and sucks me in and tears" "Me apart until I am numb." "Numb down there." "[Laughs]" "It seems Miss Sasha has been abducted" "And will not be able to finish the competition." "Which only leaves one contestant." "Miss Destiny Ruttledge." "Rutt." "Rutt." "[Whispering]" "Oh, and in the spirit of the competition," "Destiny has indicated that she would like to continue." "So without further ado, Miss Destiny Ruttledge." "First of all, I'd like to say thanks for coming." "And I'd like to do something a little different tonight." "In a daring move that has never been attempted anywhere" "In any pageant anywhere in the world," "I would like to combine my platform and my talent." "Now, at first my platform was going to be about leukemia," "You know, how bad it is and all that." "That was before I met someone very special." "If it wasn't for Scott Bushey, I wouldn't be here tonight." "Scott is a true friend." "He is loyal." "He is honest." "He is tolerant." "And he's taught me that no matter what," "Sometimes no matter how uncomfortable it is," "Sometimes you've just got to stick it in your ass." "[Cheering]" "(SINGING) There's a feeling that you get way deep down below." "A little tinkle that you get when you just have to let it" "Go." "I'm gonna shake it off." "I'm gonna do it every day." "And it's such a relief to know I'm gonna wipe it all away." "Because I'm gonna win." "My time has only begun." "I'm gonna stand on my two feet." "I'm gonna go number one." "Because I've been holding it in." "Now I'm letting it run." "It's gonna flow like a river, watch me go." "I've gotta go number one." "I've been number two so many times before." "I took it sitting down, but now I'm closing" "The door, closing the door." "I'm gonna win." "My song has just begun." "I'm gonna stand on my two feet." "I'm gonna go number one." "I've been holding it in." "Now I'm letting it run." "Watch me go." "I've gotta go number one." "[Cheering]" "[Music playing]" "(SINGING BADLY) I'm gonna stand on my two feet." "I'm gonna go number one." "I've been holding it in." "Now I'm letting it run." "Watch me go." "I gotta go number one." "Yes!" "Congratulations, Destiny Rutt." "Thanks." "See, I told you I could sing and you didn't believe me." "I believed you." "So how does it feel to be Miss Hope Springs, huh?" "Feels weird." "You know, I thought there'd be like a crown or a ceremony" "Or I don't know, at least a certificate." "Yeah, well, you know." "Sometimes just..." "Do you think I deserve it?" "Deserve it?" "Of course you deserve it." "I mean, you didn't win the pageant just because you were" "The only girl competing and you didn't win" "Because I was the only judge." "I mean, you won because of those things," "But you also won because, Destiny," "You have something that no other girl in Hope Springs has." "What's that?" "Well, I don't know exactly." "But whatever it is, you have something," "And you have a lot of that something." "You know what I mean?" "So I got to get up early tomorrow." "I got to do a video." "Oh, you're doing a music video?" "No, I'm doing an erotic video." "It's a great part though." "Is all about this guy and he really likes Asian guys," "So he goes around screwing them all day." "It's called "Chopdicks."" "I have a lead in two of the scenes." "Oh wow, I mean, congratulations." "Yeah, they're supposed to page me tonight by 8:00 if I get it," "So it's pretty much a sure thing almost." "You know." "Oh yeah." "I know what makes you Miss Hope Springs." "What?" "Well, you don't... you don't judge me, you know?" "I mean, you don't judge me either." "But that doesn't make you Miss Hope Springs." "I'm Mr. Hope Springs then." "I'm Mr. Hope Springs." "Yeah." "You know, maybe you should come over tomorrow," "You know, I mean, after you do your video." "We could, I don't know, go to the mall or the movies" "Or, you know, something." "Tomorrow." "Tomorrow's kind of bad." "I was thinking about calling that guy." "What guy?" "The guy that bashed me this afternoon." "He gave me his number and he's kind of hot." "I thought maybe we could, you know, get together." "Oh." "Well." "If things don't work out." "Yeah, we'll." "I can't wait to start on my next project." "You have another project lined up already?" "Oh yeah." "I'm going to do a one woman show all about my life and career." "You know, and it's going to be funny and it's going to be sad," "And I'm going to take it to this little theater in L. A." "And then straight to Broadway." "[Cheering]" "Thanks." "I guess I'll see you tomorrow." "Yeah, well, I'll give you a call if I can find a phone." "Do you have a place to stay?" "Uh, no." "You can stay with me." "You know, until you get on your feet." " Really?" " Yeah." "Destiny, you're so cool." "Gosh, I'm in a really good mood." "Why?" "I just had a really good day, you know?" "It started kind of bad, but it kept getting better and better." "It's just one of those days, you know?" "That's why I try to stay involved in my life." "And just not examine it so much." "I think I want a hamster." "Because it's not too much to handle." "I can start with a hamster and work my way up" "To the bigger animals like the chickens, the horses," "The house in Brentwood with the DirecTV." "You know, start with smaller goals" "Maybe and then work my way up to the bigger ones, you know?" "You don't set your sights high enough." "You've got to shoot for those big ticket items right" "Off the bat." "You think so?" "You've got to dream big." "That's how you get somewhere." "Destiny, I don't think I'll ever amount to anything." "I've been hoping that I might be a photojournalist or a rapper," "But realistically I think this is it for me." "This is my life." "I think I'll always be a big nobody." "You don't know that for sure, Scotty." "I mean, I felt the same way this morning when I woke up." "But I just kept saying to myself, Destiny Rutt," "You're special." "And in less than 12 hours I was Miss Hope Springs." "I mean, true, I'm not a Madonna or a Demi" "Moore for that matter." "But who knows?" "12 hours from now I could be." "It doesn't matter if you're talented" "Or not or if people like you." "The key is, you've got to take what you have and just" "Believe in it no matter what." "Well, it's like your song." "You know, I want to write music with you." "You're a fucking genius, Destiny." "DESTINY (VOICEOVER):" "My parents named" "Me Destiny because they said I was destined for greatness." "It looks like they were right." "And so I'll share with you a little something I've learned" "On my journey to success." "And that is important it is to get a gay friend." "They're so much fun and they help you win beauty pageants." "And you may say, Destiny, that makes you" "Nothing more than a fag hag." "But you can say whatever you want I don't care." "You know why?" "Because you're a fucking loser." "(SINGING) And it's such a relief to know" "I'm gonna wipe it all away." "I'm gonna win." "My time has only begun." "I'm gonna stand on my two feet." "I'm gonna go number one." "I've been holding it in." "Now I'm letting it run." "It's gonna flow like a river." "Watch me go." "I've gotta go number one." "I've been number two so many times before." "I took it sitting down, but now I'm closing the door." "Closing the door." "I'm gonna win." "My time has just begun." "I'm gonna stand on my two feet." "I'm gonna go number one." "I've been holding it in." "Now I'm letting it run." "I've gotta go." "Watch me go number one." "[Cheering]"