"Let's go." "What's up Little Red Riding Hood?" "Are you late for Grandma's?" "This time you're not getting away without a thrashing." "Leave me alone, I haven't done anything to you!" "We don't like your fart face and the way you stink of cauliflower." "Hey, what are you up to?" "Where did you come from?" "Bugger off." "What?" "You should be ashamed of yourselves, three against one." "It's none of your business." " What?" "Are you telling me what is or isn't my business?" "You bugger off." "Okay, Little Red Riding Hood, see you tomorrow." "And you watch out, we've all got big brothers." "Come on!" "Are you alright?" "Who were they?" "Classmates" " Does that happen to you often?" "You're old enough to sort out your own problems." "Fede, come here!" "Come and look." "Come here!" "Maybe it's yours." "Hello, Marciano." " Look." "Was it yours?" "Well, it must be somebody's." "If it had a bell it must've had an owner." "Poor little pussy, what's happened to you?" "You'd better be a good boy... unless you want to end up like pussy here." "But what got into you to run away?" "What?" "You'd have been much better off at home chasing after Tweetie." "Ramona'll love it." "Come on, Ramona." "Sara." " Fede, how's it going?" "Fede!" " Ramona!" "Spain, Autumn 1975" "Listen, have you read this?" "An Englishwoman who had her teeth wired together to stop eating has lost 31 kilos." "Her husband has threatened to leave her unless she stopped eating." "How romantic, I doubt he'd leave her." "Who's going to iron his shirts?" "But how can she eat if she can't open her mouth?" "Oh, right, milkshakes and soups." "With a straw, of course." "Oh, that's original." "Might have known she was English." "It says she's learnt to talk with her teeth clenched, but it drives her mad not being able to have a good laugh." "Not that there's much to laugh about..." "Must be hard not being understood when you enjoy a good chat." "Let's see if it works." ""Her husband is delighted, he's come back and even wants her to stop losing weight." Can you understand me?" "Perfectly." "Much better..." "I might give it a try." "Listen." ""They've offered me a job as a model and I'm going to take it"." "Her figure's not bad at all." "Though I can't see myself as a model." "Marciano would throttle me if he found out." "What's Marciano up to anyway?" "He's out and about." " Is he still having treatment?" "Oh, Sole, if only there was a cure for everything." "Be patient, Leo, these things take time." "If it weren't for Ramona, I'd do something dreadful one of these days." "Hello." " Hello, love." "Hello, Fede." "What's for tea, Mum?" "Chocolate spread." "What were you eating?" "Chorizo." " You'll be lucky..." "All right, grab my purse and go buy 100 grams from the old bag." "Get her to slice it thinly." "And while you're there, get what's on the list." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Do you like it?" "Go on, pick it up." "Don't be afraid, it's not loaded." "Or is it?" "The only way to find out is by pulling the trigger." "Do you dare to?" "Have you got chorizo?" "Pilar!" "Is there any chorizo left?" "Let's see..." "What else do you want?" "Do you know what the man in the picture is called?" "Franco." " That's right." "Francisco Franco Bahamonde." "What else do you know about Franco?" "Who is he?" "The Caudillo." " What does that mean?" "That he orders people around too much." "Who told you that?" "I bet it was your granddad." "Can you slice it more thinly?" "What else has your granddad told you about Franco?" "Is that all?" "Your granddad really knows a lot about Franco." "You've given me too much." "Here you are..." "Give it to your granddad from me to refresh his memory." "What colour shall we paint him?" " Shall we vote on it?" "What d'you mean vote?" "We're going to paint him green, my favourite colour." "The colour of hope, isn't it doggy?" "Shall I cover his eyes?" "Don't ask me." "Do what the hell you want, but hurry up, it's ready." "Watch out!" "My mum'll kill me if I get it on me." "I'll tell her if you don't let the dog go." "Oh, I'm really scared." "Don't take any notice of the moron of my sister." "Go on, Benito, fire away!" " Are you ready, doggy?" "Didn't you hear the girls?" "Let the poor thing go." "Don't take any notice of the gippo." "Go on, cowboy, fire away, what're you waiting for?" "Why don't you bugger off to your shack?" "Get out of here, we don't want you or your lot." "Why don't you paint your mug green first so that I can have a laugh as well?" "I don't know how my brother can be friends with you." "You're only friends because of his bike." "You bet." "And because he pays for you to play on the machines." "You're wrong there." "It's your brother who insists on going round with me." "I pull the birds." "Yeah, with that conk full of bogies." "You drive them all wild." "They lick them off." "I turn them on with my gypsy charm." "While they suck Javi's prick!" "And I wank myself off thinking about your mother." "I haven't done anything to your mother, bloody gippo." "Forget it, Tosser, can't you see he's a total moron as well as a bloody gippo?" "Let's go." "Morons, cretins, bloody gippos..." "All I needed was bloody Choir Boy!" "Bloody lousy area!" "Arsehole." "Don't wind my brother up, it makes him unbearable at home." "What's up?" "Have you been waiting long or what?" "Haven't you changed yet?" "You're out really late." "It's a bugger my boss is my dad." "Fancy swapping?" "Whenever you want..." "What shall we do?" "Go for a ride after I change." "Afternoon, midgets." " Hello." "Hi, Dad." "Sara, come inside, love, and give me a hand peeling potatoes." "Hello, Sagarò." "We just came in for a glass of water." "We were going for a walk." "Don't you want a soft drink?" "Sagarò, serve them what they want." "A Pepsi-Cola, please." "One Pepsi for the little princess." "Hi, Javi!" "Hi, gorgeous." "Shall we go or what?" "I'm leaving." " I'm staying." "How's the colour telly?" "When're you going to let me see it?" "Whenever you want." "Let's go now." " I can't now, I'm meeting someone." "Who?" " Encami." "Encami?" "But she's really straight-laced." "No way." " But she is..." "Lots of girly kisses, lots of eye rolling..." "A big show, but she won't do a French kiss." "Speak for yourself." "She does with me." "Encami?" "The nun?" "You're kidding." "That's not all she does." "She's a greedy little tart." "We can't be talking about the same bird." "You mean she's given you...?" "Gypsy bastard!" "Surely you haven't...?" " Not that far, but I'm about to." "What a bastard." "This bloke's sister is a bit of all right." "But she's got bad taste in men." "Tell her I said that, Choir Boy." "My name's Fede." "You have to live the other side of the tunnel for Bego to fancy you." "I heard she's getting married." " Maybe not." "Bloody hell, you've gone and tilted it!" "This one's on me." ""Although the US Navy insists that the disappearance of ships and planes in the so-called Bermuda Triangle can be explained by natural causes..."" "Is there much left?" ""... a recent hypothesis..."" " What does hypothesis mean?" "A way of looking at things." "Fede, hurry up and finish." ""... a recent hypothesis suggests the existence of a gigantic hole in the Earth's crust leading to the centre of the Earth."" "Amazing!" "Is that it?" "Do you really believe in these things?" "Does that say everything I dictated to you?" "Yes." "What does it say here?" ""... to devour human victims."" "Do you want me to write your name in shorthand?" "Fede or Federico?" " Fede." "Fede  Flores López." "Well, more or less." "It looks like Chinese." "Now write..." "I don't know..." "Javi, for example." " Javi?" "But are you friendly with him?" " Fairly." "Do you think we're similar?" " Javi and you?" "In the whites of your eyes." "I don't know what you're laughing at." "Someone got us mixed up and thought we were brothers." "Whenever he sees me he makes some dirty remark." "What does he say?" "Nothing..." "Just comments." "He's just a kid." "He asked me if you were getting married." "And what did you say?" "Who knows, as you can't make your mind up." "Go on, write "Javi"." "Let's see..." "Everyone should speak shorthand." "Can you imagine?" "The government has been informed" "and is aware of the death penalties imposed on" "Ángel Otaegul Echeverria." "José Humberto Francisco Baena..." "Eat up, or it'll get cold." " I'm not hungry." "Turn on the box!" "Go on, Dad!" "Not eating isn't going to make any difference." "He's about to do away with those five poor buggers and no-one in this country's got the guts to do away with him." "Here we go again." " There's no need, Dad." "But he'll die in bed, of old age." "It's a bloody disgrace!" "He's going to snuff it at any moment." "So am I soon and I wouldn't want to kick the bucket without getting to open that bottle of champagne." "That's enough, the walls have got ears." "Fede, put that comic away." "We'll get to drink our toast, you wait and see." "The important thing now is for the Left to be united." "and it looks like it's serious this time." "The Platform and Committee are preparing a communiqué." "That's enough!" "You already put funny ideas into his brother's head." "They're not "funny ideas", they're ideals." "You leave Fede alone, he's still a kid." "Have you heard from Ángel Junior?" " No." "He hasn't phoned today either." "Where are you off to?" "We haven't finished." "Television in colour, News in Palcolor," "Sports in Palcolor," "Films and cartoons in Palcolor." "They've got a colour telly at Javi's." "They could have a cinema with what they pay your dad." "And they've got UHF." "UHF, UHF..." "How many programmes do you want to see at once?" "Go and live with Javi." "Ha ha... very funny!" "Oh, Mum, don't worry." "You know he's really busy doing his thesis." "However busy he is, he hasn't phoned for a week." "How can I not be worried?" "Anyway, how about you?" "How are things with Honorio?" "So so..." " So so?" "Have you fallen out today?" " No, not exactly." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Well, you and Mum argue as well, don't you?" "Do we really argue that much?" "Don't be touchy and mind your own business." "Besides, who knows?" "There's still time to go before the wedding." "It's up to you." "It'd save me a bomb." "What do you mean save me?" "Are you the only one who works in this house?" "Whose money do you think is paying for your sons to study?" "Alright, don't shout, the whole street'll hear you." "And don't smoke, there's no smoking in this house!" "Fede, the rubbish." " I'll take it down later." "No, take it down now." "The wildlife programme is about to start and you won't want to get up" "The royal eagle." "We need to find a safe spot as its wings can transport it anywhere." "Fortunately for the goats, there are worse equipped relatives." "But, darling..." "Do you realise what time it is?" "Alright, so what..." " I'm hungry." "Where've you been?" "Look at the state you're in." "And what about Daddy?" "Where's Daddy?" "Alright..." "I'll make you some supper." "Would you like that?" "I'll do you steak and chips, would you like that?" "Yes." " In little pieces?" "Fancy leaving the box open." "If you leave any worms out I'll stick them in your soup!" "Leave that where it is." "What a pain in the neck!" "We'll see who gets fed up first: you or me." "Try and sleep, Dad." "They still might get a reprieve." "He'd have to have an uneasy conscience for that." "Right!" "I want everyone asleep, goodnight." "The two of you are always going on about the flag." "Your mother must think that we'd be shot if it's discovered." "Just for a flag?" "That's right." "But it's not even Spain's." " Yes it is." "Time to sleep." "Granddad..." "What does "reprieve" mean?" "Pardon." "You wait and see how they're pardoned in the end." "Ángel Otaegul Echeverria." "José Humberto Francisco Baena Alonso," "Ramón Garcia Sanz," "José Luis Sánchez Bravo Soyas," "and Juan Paredes Manotas." "All five?" "Look who's coming!" "Off to school with the priests are we?" "Hiya." " Hiya." "Where's Ramona?" " She's not allowed out." "How come?" "I don't know, Leo wouldn't even let me in." "She just said she's not allowed out." "I bet it's..." "Hey..." "Why have you punished Ramona?" "Let's see, me?" "Why would I punish her?" "That's what I'm asking." "Alright, I'll tell you." "Look, would you do this to your dad?" "What do you think of that?" "Do you want me to forgive her?" "Of course." " Okay." "but only because you've asked me." "You owe me one, Sara." "Hello, Javi." "Where are you going in that state?" "What's happened?" "Did you fall over?" " No." "So, what's happened to you then?" " Nothing." "What are you doing with that pistol?" "Just... killing rats." "It's really nice." "Can I see it?" "What if you want to kill me or something?" "And what if I kill you?" "You're right within range." "Run on home, Ramona." "Your parents'll be worried." "And stop staring at me like that, you're going to wear my face out." "Why are you staring at me like that?" "Because you're very good looking." "So are you." "Am I interrupting something?" "You're lucky to catch me, I was just about to go." "How's it going?" "Not too good, but..." "Have a fag." "Let's go, I'm frozen, mate." "Run on home Ramona, it's late." "During the course of an influenza infection, his Excellency, the Head of State, suffered from an acute coronary insufficiency and is now progressing satisfactorily, having begun rehabilitation and part of his normal activities." "At 19.00 hours today, his Excellency the Head of State received the President of Government in his office, engaging in a 45-minute conversation." "Hurry up, otherwise it's a pain." "Those of you who're ready, start." "Secretary!" "Air hostess!" "Hairdresser!" "Mother!" "Missionary!" "Secretary!" "It's already taken, choose another one." "Trapeze artist!" "Toby, come here." "Toby?" "Toby." "Toby, come on out..." "Sara..." "Hello." "Hello." "Come on, Toby." "Come on out." "Do you want to play with Nicholas?" "He likes you a lot." "He's very friendly, you'll see." "Ramona loves him." "But I don't know where the bitch of my daughter is hiding." "Shut up!" "You're a very naughty girl, Sara." "Say hello to Nicholas." "He's dying to meet you." "Ramona!" "Ramona!" "What were you doing inside there?" "Nothing, private business." "But why did you come running out?" " Fede, mind your own business." "But we're friends, aren't we?" "Why can't you tell me?" "Can't you see we want to be alone?" "Bloody hell, Tosser, you're a moron." "What's wrong?" "Did I frighten you?" "What are you doing here?" " What about you?" "I was playing football and I hurt myself." "Have you got your spare cards on you?" "Yep," "Nope, yep, yep and nope." "16 nopes." "I only need one of yours." "So choose one." "How many will you give me for the skull?" "Number 308 of "Life and Colour"?" " Yes." "Why are you so wary, don't you believe me?" "No." "How did you get it?" "There are only 100 of them in the whole world." "Besides they don't make them anymore, it's worth a fortune." "So, how many are you giving me for it?" "There you go... all of them." "Got any money?" "Any jewellery or anything else?" "That watch?" "Anything else?" "Go on, you've caught me in a good mood." "What a disgusting card!" " What are you doing?" "And you, Tosser, stop putting it on, we're losing." "Don't take any notice, they're only kids." "You've go the whole collection now at last." "Leave me alone!" "Just leave me alone!" "What's wrong?" "I'm fed up." "What can a boy like you be fed up with?" "With just that." "With being a boy like me." "with not suddenly turning 18." "What's the hurry?" "You'll never be happier than you are now." "I'll commit suicide then." "Don't be silly, you've just had a bad day." "When you wake up tomorrow you'll see things in colour again." "Very funny." "Have you fallen out with one of your friends?" "I haven't got any friends." " I don't believe you." "Did you have many?" "Loads when I was your age... though only one real friend." "Who?" "You'll never guess." " Do I know him?" "Cirillo?" "Liar." "By the way..." "Where did you get that?" " Cirillo gave me it for you." "I'm going to give you something to give to him too." "What?" "I need to find it first." "Why don't you give it to him?" "I haven't spoken to him for forty years, and it's a bit late to start now, don't you think?" "But weren't you such good friends?" "That's another story." "I'll tell you some other day." "What's up, have they caught him?" "He's not there." " Has he run away?" "For slapping Sara?" "That's why the Police came for Martian last night?" "Because he's sick and dangerous." "And stop asking questions." "Don't chop so much off." "Mum!" " I'm going to cut your ears off." "If I see another "pass" in your next school report." "Do you realise what the Jesuit school costs?" "Send me to a normal school then, no-one asked you to send me to such an expensive one." "Dad doesn't like me being taught by priests." "And Granddad even less." "Don't you talk to me about those two, they've got no idea." "What's wrong with going to the local school like everyone else?" "Even Benito goes and he's rich." "I hate going to the Jesuits, do you hear me?" "I hate it." "Someone's got to get somewhere in life." "Or do you want to end up bitter like your dad?" "I'm more bitter than he, crossing that tunnel every day." "Look at your brother." "This year, if all goes well, he'll finish his doctorate and will be able to hold his head high in the company of anyone." "Do you miss him too?" "Course I do." "Maybe he'll ring today." "Come on, Mum." "You know what?" "I'd have liked to have had you closer together, only two or three years apart." "So you could have shared more things like brothers." "But after Bego was born your father and I decided that was it, but... then my little darling came along." "My little troublemaker." "Mum?" " Yes?" "When can I have a room of my own like Bego?" "What are we supposed to do with Granddad?" "Eat him for lunch?" "OK, get up, you're done." "What are you looking at?" " Your wound." "How did you do it?" "It's not a wound, it was a tattoo." "There was a girl I liked and I thought I'd always like." "How did you get rid of it?" "So if you want my advice, don't get any tattoos done, Choir Boy." "Not even "Mother's Love", you never know." "My name's Fede." "Speaking of birds, your sister gets more fanciable every day." "Bego's a real piece of all right." "Is she going to marry that wimp?" " God knows." "You could give me a hand." "I don't know... say good things about me, tell her I'm not so bad." "I'm only joking." "Want one?" "I don't smoke." "Fede, how come you're not at school?" "It's Saturday, Dad." "Run home and do your homework then." " I've already done it." "Go and play then, this is no place for children." "Ángel, leave the kid alone, for Christ's sake." "Is your dad like that at home too?" " Stay out of this, right?" "Go on son, scram." "Ángel, for God's sake..." " How long have you been smoking?" "Since I was 8." " Bloody hell..." "Give us a fag." "There you go." "What have you done love?" "What's she done?" "Look what a mess, Sole." "I don't know whether to laugh or cry with this daughter of mine." "Would you take her on as a hairdresser?" "Go through, let's see if we can sort you out." "Do you remember your dreams?" "Do you or don't you remember?" "Me too." "But you mustn't be afraid, I'm never going to leave you alone." "Hiya!" "Ferde!" "What's the matter?" "You've had your's cut too." "What's that got to do with it?" "Ramona likes it, don't you, Ramona?" "You're mad." "Don't you like it?" "I might get used to it." "What were you talking about?" " Dreams." "Do you remember what you dream?" "Just was well, 'cos I only have nightmares." "That's what we were talking about." "Can you remember any?" "It's nearly always the same, but it's really weird, I can't really explain." "Try." "Well, I'm looking at myself in the loo mirror at home as if I didn't recognise myself," "like I'm a stranger." "And then I want to shout but I can't because my mouth is really dry." "Then I start to grit my teeth and they start to break as if they were chalk, and I chew them into a mass and spit out the bloody bits into the sink." "That's disgusting!" "See what I mean..." "Now it's your turn to tell me something." "Ask what you want." "What happened with Martian in the Skeleton?" "Is it true what my mum says?" "What does your mum say?" " That he hit you." "But why?" "Did he do something to you as well, Ramona?" "Ramona, why did you bite your dad's hand?" "Let's dance!" " No, no..." "Yes, yes, yes" "How come you're so pleased?" " I'm getting a pay rise." "From next month onwards I'll be earning, more or less, about... 5000 pesetas." "What do you reckon?" "You could buy a telly." " Another one?" "In colour." " No." "The first thing I'm going to buy is a typewriter, an Olivetti." "A new one if possible." "With my French and shorthand, if I manage to make it... to 250 keystrokes per minute they'll easily make me a proper secretary." "Though, who knows..." "'Cos Honorio doesn't want me to carry on working." "What do you think?" " The same as everyone else:" "have kids, run the home..." "What did you ask me?" " Are you marrying him in the end?" "What's wrong?" "Don't you like Honorio either?" "I don't know, I hardly know him." "There's no need to pretend, I know nobody likes him." "But it's me who's marrying him." "So tough cheese." "Besides, my friends are already getting their wedding outfits made." "But I want you to get married." " Oh, yes?" "Yes, I'll have my own room at last." "Bego!" "Ángel!" "Ángel!" "Oh my God!" "What's happened?" " Granddad... in the kitchen..." "He's fallen over..." "Ángel, say something!" "What's happened?" " I don't know, he's fainted." "I'm alright now." "Sole, it's Ángel Junior..." " Ángel Junior?" "Go on Mum, answer." "Go on, it's alright, I'll be here." "Come on, Granddad..." "are you better?" "Yes, dear, I'm fine." "How long did they have you in that cell?" "Ten days!" "How awful..." "But you're alright now?" "But really?" "Promise me." "Where are you now?" "Are you sure there's no-one beside you telling you what to say to me?" "Oh, Ángel, I don't know what I'm saying." "We were so worried..." "I can't hand you over to anyone." "Granddad has just given us a real fright." "He passed out and fell flat on his back." "Just now." "Bloody passed out?" "Let me speak to my grandson." "Ángel, it's me." "Yes, I'm perfectly alright." "It's you that matters now." "How are you?" "What else have those buggers done to you?" "Ángel Junior, he's been in prison." " In prison?" "Ángel, son?" "Ángel!" "We've got cut off." "Jehovah's Witness?" "What's that?" "A crackpots' religion." "If they're dying and need blood, they'd rather snuff it." "They said that on telly." "What did you say he's called?" " Jonás or something like that." "Must be a foreign name, like Jehovah." "Christ, what names..." "Specially as yours is really easy:" "Mortadelo." "Or Tosser, like yours." " I earn mine." "I'm up to seven and half now." " Per week?" "Are you kidding, per day!" "Do you think I'm a priest or what?" "What about the "half"?" "Some days it's 7 times and other days 8, depending on how I'm feeling." "Playing with yourself all the time is stunting your growth." "So?" "Shall we give the new boy a welcome?" "Nearly got him!" "Don't run off, wimp!" "Look, he's running away." "The wimp's running away!" "Poofter, you run like my grandma!" "Wimp!" "Why are you staring at me like that?" " Leave me alone." "But where are you going?" " Bye." "What've I done now?" "A right poof the Jehovah's Witness!" "How's it going, Choir Boy?" "Are you winning or losing?" "My name's Fede." "Have you tried playing with other people?" "It's more fun." "I'm fine on my own." " Am I supposed to believe you?" "Do what you want." "Wouldn't you rather be playing with them?" "Fede!" "Are you coming to play?" "Benito will let you!" "But it's now or never!" "Maybe playing on your own wasn't such a bad idea," "I can be wrong sometimes." "Are you coming or what?" "Come on wimps, run faster!" "Did you hurt yourself?" "Shall I kiss it better?" "That's enough for God's sake!" "That's enough for Christ's sake!" "It's a bit tight around the armpit." "Don't hassle Leo, there's nearly a month to go to the wedding." "Hello." "Do I look pretty?" " You look like Cinderella." "I'll lend it to you when you get married, OK?" "Don't give her ideas, her own are bad enough." "Ramona, go out and play for a bit, we're working." "How is it now?" "No, it's too tight around the bust." "I can hardly breathe." "I warned you, love:" "I've made loads of trousers and snowsuits, but not even my own bridal gown, I wore my mum's." "I don't know why I got married," "I'd have been much better off in a convent." "Let's see." "Have you heard from Marciano?" "It seems like the earth has swallowed him up." "God knows." "He's bound to be on Mars at least." "When Fede was little he asked me if Marciano really was a Martian." "I told him that he was an alien who had come down to the neighbourhood incognito to study our race." "Like David Attenborough, only with people." "What?" "Was I supposed to say he was off his rocker or what?" "You're really rough!" "Stop fidgeting then, my concentration goes." "Speaking of the devil..." "Ramona said you were here." "And that I asked him to tea." "Quite right." "What's that?" "A bloke on telly did it, on Whiskers' programme." "Inigo's?" "Oh, right, you mean Uri Geller." "Nobody managed it at home." "Actually Dad bent a spoon, but using force." "The other day I saw your mother at the Black Tree." "At night." "She was throwing something down the hole." "Any idea what it could be?" "A wish." "It must have been a big wish." "I'm going to get married too." "Oh yes?" "Whom to?" "Let's see..." "Do I know him?" "I give up." "You like him a lot." "Javi?" "You make a very good couple." " I've got a surprise for him." "Oh yes?" "It's hidden in there." "But you mustn't tell anyone." "Why?" "Because my mum says it's a secret." "She wants to get rid of it but I won't let her." "Right up the fanny!" "Choir Boy." "I dreamed I played doctors and nurses with your sister." "Tell her I said that." "And what do you play at with Ramona?" "Shall I tell her that too?" "He's just a weirdo, carry on." "Look what a pretty doll." "Come on, drink it all up." "No." "But it's delicious, love." "It's not too hot or anything." "Come on..." "Ramona, please, don't make me lose my temper." "Come on." "Is that what you want?" "To upset Mummy?" "When did you say you're leaving?" " Soon." "They're saying that the olive harvest begins in a couple of weeks." "But you've never picked an olive in your life." "I reckon it's easy to learn." "How long are you going to be in Jaén for?" "I don't know." "Are you really going?" " What am I supposed to do?" "Stay and work with me in the garage." "I'll speak to my father." "Why don't you come to Jaén with us?" "Didn't you want to change families?" "I thought we were friends." "What are we then?" " Leave me alone." "Come on." "If you screw up your eyes a bit, you can see the three-colour effect better." "Your sister told me you wanted a colour telly." "What do you say?" " Thanks?" "It's not so bad." "Honorio." "How's it going, Ángel?" " Fine." "And Granddad?" " A bit better, he's resting." "I don't know if the stew has turned out very well." "If you don't like it I'll fry you an egg." "Don't worry, Sole." "You always say that and it's always delicious." "You haven't tasted it very often." " Your daughter never asks me round." "The less they get to know you the better it is for you." "I'm delighted to be here with you." "After all, we're going to be relatives..." "Slow down a bit." "What did I tell you?" "Delicious." "Bootlicker." " He likes anything... as long as it's filling." "Don't take any notice, I've got exquisite taste." "That's why I'm marrying your daughter." "Stop trying to be witty." "And by the way, as for me giving up my job when we get married..." "No way." "Let's see..." "I don't know what you think, but if I earn enough for both of us, what's the point in her wasting time working?" "Besides, we want a big family." "Speak for yourself, I'm in no hurry." "Either to have lots of children or to leave the office now that they've just promoted me." "You should be grateful that I'm marrying you." "What's all that about?" "Are you stupid?" "See how all he does is insult me." "You're the stupid one." "Only a moron would marry you." "I'm sorry to say this, but you've got an unbearable daughter." "Goodbye." "How am I supposed to tell everyone I'm not getting married now?" "Better to be safe than sorry." "Some friends have already bought our wedding presents." "Give them back." "And the wedding dress?" "We'll keep it until you need it." "God knows what his family will think, the people at the office..." "They can think what they want." "Mum, where are my trousers?" "The ones you were wearing yesterday?" "In the washing machine." "What?" " In the washing machine." "What are you doing?" "Fede!" "Stop!" "Federico!" "You're going to flood the house!" "What are you after?" "Federico!" "What are you doing?" "What do you want?" "Was it important?" "What's that music?" "It's Benito's birthday." "How come you're not there?" "I wasn't invited." "Hello, gorgeous." " Hello." "Did you want something?" " To dance with you." "Aren't there any girls your age inside?" "Don't be afraid, I know you're getting married." "I'll behave." "I'm not afraid of you, I just don't feel like dancing." "Why don't you have something to drink inside?" "While you change your mind." "Because I'm with Fede, I'm not going to leave him alone." "He can come too, what's the problem?" "Your brother didn't invite him." " I'm inviting you, besides we're good friends, aren't we, Choir Boy?" "Leave me alone." " See?" "Come on, Bego." "Make your mind up, the song's nearly finished." "So, are you coming?" "I'm better off on my own." "I'll go if you want." " No, no, I don't mean you." "How's your granddad?" " He's better." "Has Ramona said anything to you about a present for Javi?" "There are only kids here." " Don't look at them, look at me." "I don't feel very well, I'm going to go and have a drink." "I'll go with you." " No, I'd rather go on my own." "That's a nice cardigan you're wearing!" "You're looking very pretty, Ramona." "What did you do that for?" "Are you an idiot?" "Of course you are, I'd forgotten." "Look at me when I'm talking to you." "You can't get away with everything." "What's wrong with you now?" "What have you got there?" "What are you hiding?" "Your present." "What?" "Who's the bastard that's knocked you up?" "You." "Bloody hell..." "Ramona, look at me." "How can you say it was me?" "The stork brings children when you love someone very much." "Explain to this moron how babies are made!" "Don't call her a moron, idiot!" "Bugger off..." "And you don't you dare get me into trouble or I'll kill you." "I don't want to!" "I don't want to!" "Calm down, Mummy's here." "Calm down." "Drink up, darling." "Don't leave any." "Good girl." "Fede, I found what I want you to give the old geezer." "Which one is you?" "This one?" "And this is Cirilo." "That's Urbiola, poor bloke." "The three of us were inseparable for years." "What happened?" "The war." "Cirilo was on Franco's side and I was with the Republic." "He won the war and I lost." "Urbiola wasn't on anyone's side." "His family had the most prosperous dairy in the area." "It was a sight worth seeing." "After the war lots of people had to flee abroad." "Others like me went into hiding in the country." "Urbiola's dairy was a perfect hiding place for many of us." "His basement was connected to a whole load of underground passageways leading to an impressive grotto:" "the hideout." "The hideout..." "As you can imagine, Cirilo didn't need to hide from anyone, but he was hungry like everyone else and needed work, so he went to see Urbiola and didn't take long to become his right-hand man." "He even had a key to the strongbox." "Did he know about the hideout?" " He knew everything." "One night a lorry came and drove off with Urbiola and all the resistance people he was hiding, all of them except your granddad, who miraculously escaped." "Then as the years passed things gradually changed." "Cirilo was the owner of the dairy and the bitch of his wife" "had high hopes until one night the building burned down and it wasn't anyone's anymore." "What happened?" " Someone must have set fire to it." "Nobody remembered about the dairy until a construction company decided to build on the ruins." "The Skeleton!" "But the company went bankrupt and the ruins were again left to the rats as if nothing had happened." "The critical stage in the postoperative period of His Excellency the Generalissimo has progressed unfavourably over the past few hours as a result of toxic phenomena caused by the peritoneal process that led to the latest surgery he underwent on Friday the fourteenth." "What do you want?" "My grandfather gave me this for you." "... the disorders of the cardiac rhythm continue, the patient displays a tendency towards arterial hypotension and raised central venous pressure, and the outlook continues to be critical." "The next medical report will be provided  a mechanic, and yours?" " An upholsterer." "Have you got a colour telly?" " No." "We haven't even got a telly." "Listen, is it true that you'd rather die...?" "Die?" "Are you coming?" " Stay there, don't follow me." "What's wrong?" "Toby, come here." "You're not getting away this time." "Sara!" "There's nobody up here!" "The girl isn't here!" "Sara..." "Sweetie, don't be upset." "Silly Nicholas has made you angry, hasn't he?" "Do you want me to speak to him?" "Do you want me to tell him not to annoy you ever again?" "But please smile, love..." "Smile." "I know..." "I know what'll make you smile." "Hello, Sara, say hello to Tweetie." "Ferde, Ferde..." "Ramona, what are you doing here?" "You're worried about Sara too, aren't you?" "Yes." "Help me find her then, before it's too late." "Where's the entrance to the hideout?" "I know you know." "I'm going to go down and get Sara and you're going to stay here until I come back, OK?" "Is that clear?" "Do you want me to loosen it?" "Wake up!" "Wake up." "Wake up!" "Say something, say something..." "Sara, don't die!" "Speak to me, say something, Sara." "Sara wake up, please." "What are you doing here?" "Sorry, you frightened me." "You can stay if you want." "Sit down." " You must be joking." "It's no that high up." "Come and see." "I won't push you and you won't fall." "What's the problem?" "Vertigo." " You, vertigo?" "The hero who saved the princess from the monster?" "Come and sit down." " It's not like you're saying." "I'm not a hero." " That's what I've heard..." "Are you OK?" "I'm sorry about your grandfather." "Aren't you saying goodbye to Cheto?" "Want one?" " I don't smoke." "Come on Fede, have a fag for God's sake, you're old enough." "So, on the count of three?" " OK." "Good for you." "Come out if you dare!" "Ángel?" "Ángel!" "Who did you think it was?" "Let's go home." "Spaniards," "Franco has died." "It is a time of pain and sadness, but not of despondency or despair..." "Fede, the bottle." "Let's toast." "For Granddad!" " For Granddad!" "How's it going, Fede?" " Hiya." "What language is that?" " Shorthand." "It looks like Chinese." "What does it say?" "Sara." "And what am I supposed to do now?" "Hiya."