"Wait, wait, wait." "Oh, great." "Thanks." "Excuse me." "Don"t touch that dial." "It"s not Texaco"s Hour." "It"s Dr Abby Barnes with "The Truth About Cats  Dogs" and you"re on the air." " Hello?" " Hi." "Oh, hi." "This is Charles from San Pedro." "My question is..." "I"m worriedabout mybassethound, Clothilde." " She doesn"t wanna seem to eat." " well, you know what, charles?" "Basset hounds won"t eat what they can"t smell." "Does she have a cold?" "She is coughing a little bit." "Is it like a dry wheezing type of cough or is it a wetter, phIegm-based cough?" "It"s like the first one, the wheezy one." " OK." "Can you put her on?" " The dog?" "On the phone?" " Yeah." " OK." "Clothilde, come here, baby!" "Here she is, Doctor." "Oh, baby!" "Yeah, she"s got a cold, charles." "You"re gonna have to take her to the vet." " Rightnow?" " Right away." " Yes." "Hello?" " hello?" "Yes, myname is Dan, OK?" "Andlhave a cat." "Andhe lickedme up and down myface andnowlgot this awful-lookin"rash." " You"re allergic to his saliva, Dan." " No, I"m not." "Imean, lneverhave been prior to this occasion." "But he licked your face and now it"s all gross, correct?" " Well, yeah." " OK." "How long did this tongue-bath last?" "Well, itstartedat one..." " About three hours." " Oh, Dan!" "No, no, it doesn"tseem to hurthim any." "He"s a fur person, Dan." "He chases imaginary bugs up the wall." "Are you gonna do that too?" " Imaginary?" "No." " OK, this is a good time to talk about limits." "You can love your pets, butjust don"t..." "Iove your pets." "You know what I mean?" "Repeat after me." "Us, them." "Us, them." "Us, them." "Hi, babyhead!" "How are you?" "Wanna come read with me, huh?" "Sweetest of all possible sweet cats in the world?" "Huh?" "Sweetie?" "I think we"re gonna paint this weekend." "Yes." "You"re going to paint, and I"II watch." "Now you can watch me read." "well, can I have a kiss?" "You didn"t kiss me when I came home." "Thank you." "Thank you, my lovely." " NoeIIe?" " Down the hall!" "Come on, baby." "Open up." "It"s me." "Ass." "What an ass." " You"re not NoeIIe." " Not today, no." "But try again tomorrow." " Who knows?" "You might get lucky." " Is she...?" "Over here, Roy!" " Sorry." " It"s OK." "Hello." "My fish, he"s depressed." "My vetsaid to bring in a bloodsample, so I tranquillisedhim in a 10% diazepam solution." " Buthe"s notmoving now." "Do I take him out?" " absolutely." "You"re sedating him, not poaching him." "Get him out." "We"re gonna take a little break, and then answer some more calls." "Don"t go away." " Ready?" " Bring it on." "Fan mail, fan mail, fan mail, horse too fat." " Oh, my God." " Bad dog, mad dog, sad dog." " Stinky cat problems." " We"re back in 30, Abby." "Thank you." "Oh, my gosh." "Hey, Mario." "I know her." " No, you don"t." "Women like that don"t exist." " Yeah-huh." "This one exists in my building." "Abby, you"ve got a caller on Iine three who says his dog is hysterical." " Hi, this is Dr Abby Barnes." "You"re on the air." " This is Brian from Venice." " Hi, Brian." "What"s up?" " I"ve got a dog here that"s a bit out of sorts." " What"s wrong with your dog?" " This is gonna soundstrange." "He"s wearing rollerskates." "I see." "And how did your dog end up in roller skates?" "He"s not my dog." "I got him from the pound this morning." "I"m a photographer and it"s part ofthis shoot I"m doing." " I thought you said he was a professional." " He is." "He"s used to Chihuahuas and poodles." "It"s the dog that"s unprofessional." "Everyone, it"s gonna be fine, ifwe all just stay calm, OK?" " You"ve got to help me here." " AIrighty." "Let"s help the dog first, then you." "Your dog is feeling very threatened, so ifyou wanna take the skates off, approach him in the submissive position." " I"m sorry?" " Get down on all fours." "You want me to help you, you have to do what I say." "OK." "OK." "crawl toward him with your head down and cocked to one side." "Do not make eye contact." "Don"t make eye contact." "OK." " OK, how are you doin"?" " He seems interested in me." "Now you have to make him feel comfortable." "Soothe him with your voice." "You hear how I can make my voice sound very soothing?" "Yes." "Good boy." "Now reach out your hand, with your fingers curled under like a paw, and touch his coat." "Shit." "Jesus!" "Are all your digits intact, Brian?" " Yep." " OK, nowmove forward." "gently stroke his ears, putting pressure at the tips." "That"s an acupressure point." "OK,just take it easy." "You"re doin" good." "OK, careful." "Go for the ears." "Go out to the tips ofthe ears." "Gently." "OK?" " Thatsounds good." " It"s incredible." "Goodboy." " Thank you, but we"II be leaving now." " No, you don"t have to leave." "These dogs are in the union now." "They"re hard to work with." " We appreciate it." " Can you leave the child?" "No, I don"t think so." "Let"s get these things offyou." "Who put these on you?" "Brian, I"d like to congratulate you on the newest addition to your family." "What?" "No, I can"t have a dog." " well, why"s that?" " well..." " well, I Iive alone." " Trust me." "You"re gonna like this a Iot better." " Maybe, but it"s a big responsibility." " Is that a bad thing?" "No, not necessarily." "It depends on what you want." "He"s a big dog, which will take a Iot of..." "Eric will send you some pamphlets on canine dental care." "..which I obviously haven"t got time to do if I want to..." " AndBrian?" " Yeah?" "I forgive you." "Yo, come on, man, Iet"s roll." "You"ve got the shot." "You got millions of shots." "No, I think this is better than the thing with the boy." " Are you gonna meet us later?" " Yeah, maybe." "I"ve got to make his dinner, and he shouldn"t spend his first night in a strange place alone." "Don"t get too attached to this dog and get weird on me, all right?" "His mouth is all juicy, Iike his gums sprung a leak or something." "It"s meant to be juicy." "They dribble when they"re hungry." "Hank!" "So what do you think?" "What would a girl find more romantic - tulips or roses?" " well..." " Forget it." "Susan will know." "Messengerjust dropped this off." "And line two"s for you." "What"s more romantic - tulips or roses?" "Oh, that"s so cute!" "This is Abby." " hello, this is Brian." " Yes?" "We slept together." "Me and Hank." "Did you get the picture?" "Yeah, I"m lookin" at it right now." " He spent the night." " That"s so great." "How"s it going?" "Yeah, well, he snores, which was a problem." " But we solved it." " How"dyou do that?" "He slept on my face and I couldn"t hear him any more." "Good solution." "I"m glad he decided to keep you." " So am I. I just wanted to say thank you." " Oh, you"re welcome." "It was my pleasure." "And I"d really like to say it in person." "How about you meet us for a drink?" "Or a walk." "A walk along the canals." "Why would I meet a listener I know nothing about who puts roller skates on his dog?" "Good question, good question." "well..." "I didn"t want to say this upfront, but I"ve got this really bad case of mange." "It"s terriblyitchyandl can"tstop licking it." "I wonderedifyou couldrecommend an ointment orhave a look atit." "What the hell." "OK, how about the Washington entrance at five?" " Great." "I"II see you there." " OK." "Me too." "Great." "OK." "Bye." "No, wait." "What do you look like?" "Why do you need to know that?" " Just so I can recognise you." " What do you think I Iook like?" "Ifthe voice is anything to go by, you look great." "I"m 5"10", blonde, thin..." "Hard to miss." "OK." "I"II see you there." "OK." "No, you won"t." " Get dressed, please." " I don"t want to." "I Iook fine." " You look fat." " Don"t be like that." " NoeIIe, just shut up and get back inside." " What are you doing?" " I"ve already changed my dress three times." " I know, but you look fat in that thing." "So go in and change the dress and do it now!" " Roy..." " Dumb bitch!" " Did you call me?" " What?" "I heard "dumb bitch"." "I assumed you wanted me." " No, I"m talkin" to her." " You"re kidding." "That"s your name too?" "No wonder I"ve been getting your mail." "Are we related?" " There are a Iot of us dumb bitches in LA." " Hey, cat lady, mind your own business." "Why don"t you leave before I use this bow on you in a way you"ve only imagined?" "Here." "Imagine that." "You know what?" "You"re notjust a dumb bitch." "You"re an ugly dumb bitch." "And you..." "Later." "Wow." "That was..." "I don"t know what that was." "You all right?" "Yeah." "God, I"m sorry about the violin thing." "I"II buy you another one." " That was your boyfriend?" " I go out with him." " Thing is, he"s also my manager." " You pay him 10% to treat you Iike that?" "Fifteen." "Hey, he says that"s normal." "I don"t know." "He used to be sweet." "What are you supposed to do?" "You need a boyfriend." "Otherwise it"s just you and a cat." "The next thing you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake." " What does that mean?" " Oh, no!" "No, I didn"t mean you." "Forget it." "This is none of my business and I will not be interfering again." "Sorry." "I didn"t mean you." "She"s right over here." "Hi." "Hi." "Did you know violin bows were like cars?" " Meaning...?" " They go from your basic, Iow-end bows, something like a Geo or a Hyundai, which I personally drive, all the way to your high-performance, Porsche-Iike bows which play like the devil." "I..." "I got you this..." "well, it"s like a Toyota, which was all I couId afford." "Thank you." "Just gimme some time and I"II upgrade your bow." "Don"t worry about it." "It wasn"t your fault." "This is really nice." " Wow." " Yeah." "You wanna sit down?" " Can I?" " Sure." " Promise not to laugh?" " Sure." "I"m taking broadcasting lessons myself." "That"s great." "Newscasters." "You know, they"re so dignified." "They always know everything." "Yeah, it"s the news." "They get the information beforehand." "No kidding." "That"s why it"s so cool." "You find out before everyone." "usually I"m the Iast to know." "Hey, how about you play hooky and we go score ourselves a cappuccino?" "AII right, that sounds pretty good." "These are Ieakin" on me." "I"II get a vase." "I"II be right back." "Testing." "Good evening, Riverside." "This is the news at five." "OK." "Hey!" " I know that dog." " I don"t think he likes me." " Can you get him away?" " Come here!" "Hey, sweetie!" "Why do I know you?" "Why do I know your sweet face?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "You have to help me." "The guy out there." "I missed a date with him." "This is his dog." "I just want you to be me when he comes in here, OK?" "Sorry." "He ran in and the door was locked and..." "Brian, right?" " Yeah." "Hi." "Abby." " Yeah." " Hi." " Hi." "lovely to meet you." "You too." "This is my friend..." "Mado..." "Donna." " Hi." " hello." "Hank." "You didn"t show up yesterday." "No, I"m sorry." "We had this emergency thing, didn"t we, Donna?" " Yeah, cat emergency." " Dog..." "It was a situation." " feline panleukopenia." " It happens, but it"s OK now." " What?" " Nothing." "Sorry." "It"s just you sound completely different on the air." "You should hear me in the shower." " Microphones, darling." "They work wonders." " I"ve heard that." " I didn"t want you to think I was a weirdo." " Oh, no." "And that"s why you didn"t come yesterday." "It"s just that what you said to me on the radio was so clever and perceptive, and ifyou hadn"t said what you said, then I wouldn"t have kept Hank here." "And..." "I just wanted to say thank you." " That"s so great." " Yeah, that"s great." "Thanks." "I"ve taught him a trick." "Do you want to see it?" "OK." "Come on, Hank." "Up you come." "Yes!" "Good boy." "Gimme a kiss." "Gimme a kiss, come on." "Come on." "Yeah, I"m gonna do something about his breath." "Anyhow, I don"t suppose you want the drink now?" " Guess again." " Great." "How about tonight?" "There"s a bar on the corner of Main and Pier." "Meet me there, seven o"clock?" "wild horses couldn"t stop me." "See you there." "Come on, Hank." "You like him." "Don"t pretend you don"t." "I don"t." "Did you hear what he said to you?" "I wish a guy would say it to me." " He did say it to you." " No, he really said it to you." "You"ve confused everything cos you"re a scaredy-cat." "I may be trepidatious." "I"m not a big, dumb dog that bounds after the first guy she sees." " I"m not dumb." " I didn"t mean that." " Besides, you"re the dummy." " I am?" "Yeah." "Nice guy like that, with that accent, arty, and you won"t even have a drink with him?" "He has a preconceived notion: you." "Then he sees me." "Over." "I Iove the way you look." "You"ve got a pretty face." "You"re a celebrity." "I don"t expect you to understand this." "You burp and guys think it"s adorable." "You puke and they line up to hold your hair back." "I can tell you for a fact that"s not true." "Nice trick, moron!" " What?" " "What?" Oh, my God!" "really?" "Three years, no sex?" "One can survive, you know." "This is the electronic age." " Cats have more sex than that, don"t they?" " Not mine." " Are you gonna eat that?" " I don"t eat." " You don"t eat?" "You ordered it." " I Iove to order, I Iove menus, but I gotta keep the calories down." " God, how can you live like that?" " I know." " Do you believe you are what you eat?" " I guess." "See, that"s what scares me." "I don"t eat anything so I can look good on the outside." "But on the inside there"s nothing." "Oh, I see." "Whereas you, on the other hand..." "you"re very rich." "Thank you." " Do you hear a buzzing?" "Bzzz?" " Just a bee." "Is that a big bee?" "I"II get it." "You!" "Stop!" "It"s dead." "No kidding." " I killed it." " You certainly did." " You"re gonna be all right now, so..." " She"s fine." "We"re fine." "Everybody"s fine, right?" "Great." "Thank you." " Thank you." " Thank you." "What"s wrong?" "Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won"t take care of." "You OK?" "Good." "It"II be fun." "It"II be easy." "No problem." "Don"t want to see him." "Come on." " It"s gonna be fine." " It"s not gonna be fine." " What is this?" "Is this cat hair?" " I"m shedding." "I"m extremely nervous." "OK, just... head up, be proud." " feeling good?" " Yes, sir." "This makes all the difference." " hello." " Hi." " Remember?" " Hi." " Donna." " Right." " I"m gonna go and freshen up." " OK." "Oh, and Donna"s got this loopy story to tell you." "actually, it"s funny." "Maybe you can help her with the punch line?" "OK." "I"II have a JB and a Corona." "Can I have a JB and a Corona, please?" "Thanks." "Of course." "Of course I would do that." "So... what"s the funny story?" "Oh, I don"t know if it"s funny, so much as interesting." "Men and women and how they interact, and we have societal pressures and even the media feeds into it and we have our own insecurities." "Me especially." "You have a..." " Got it." " Thanks." " So you"re wondering why I"m here?" " No." "I mean, y..." "No, not at all." " I mean, I think I know why you"re here." " You do?" "And it"s fine." "That"s great, cos I was..." "I think it"s really nice that you come along to screen me for Abby." " Abby." "Right." " There"s a Iot of very odd people around, particularly the types who phone into radio shows and ask the presenters out for a drink." "It"s not something I normally do, but..." " I really like this woman." " You"ve just met her." "I know, but you know when you speak to someone, and then you meet them?" "And there"s really no choice." "Nothing you can do about it." "You just feel it." "So what do you do, Donna?" "Do you work at the radio station?" "I make cheese." "Cheese?" "really?" "I"ve never met a cheesemaker before." "What sort?" " Goat cheese." " The stuffthat smells of vomit." " No, that"s Parmesan." " Of course." "Mine"s more of a fromage, really." "And it comes from the south of France, the Pyrenees, where I have acquired a number of goats through a freakish inheritance." "occasionally I take trips out there and sometimes Abby accompanies me to check on the general health and wellbeing of my goats." " really?" " Yeah." " Hi." " Hi." "Everything out in the open?" "Oh, you mean about...?" "Yeah, sure." "totally understandable." "You see?" "She thought you"d be all bent out of shape about it." "No, friends should look out for each other, although flying across the atlantic to check up on her goats is..." "When you come with me to check on the goats for the goat cheese I make for a living?" "Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts." " Here we are." " Great." "I was mesmerised by his eyebrows." "They say so much about a person." "Did they say "goat cheese" on them?" "Why didn"t you tell him?" "I was staring at him." "He was so uninterested in staring back." "I don"t want disappointment." " Disappointment doesn"t kill." " Rejection kills, disappointment only maims." "OK, here we are." "Just go through." " This is it." "Château Brian." " Nice." "Hi, baby!" "The dog really likes Donna." "I can"t seem to get ahold of him." "He"s justjeaIous." "Dogs, they can sense... you know." " really?" " Yeah." "These yours?" "Yeah." "Don"t look at those." "Theyjust pay the rent." "There"s not a Iot of art in a catalogue shoot, unless roIIer-skating dogs qualify." "Dada meets Fido." "That was funny." " RoIIer-skatin" dogs?" "I"d like to see that." " Hey, look at these." " These are beautiful." " Yeah." "But they don"t pay the rent." "What do you think?" "Ask Donna." "She knows more about this arty kinda stuff." "Brian, this is a beautiful shot." " This one?" "really?" " Yeah." " I Iove those textures, right there." " Yeah?" "That"s one of my favourites." "Yo!" "Can we come in?" "Of course you can." "Ed, this is Abby." " How are you doin"?" " Hi." "Abby." " And Donna." " How are ya?" "Yeah, all right." "This is my niece, emily." "What?" "Oh, yeah, you can ask her yourself." " Is it OK?" " I forgot to ask." "Hi." "What is it, sweetie?" " I"m sorry." " No, it"s fine." "When they heard there would be a real vet in the house, I assumed they could come over." " That"s a really beautiful tortoise." " He"s got pneumonia." "We took him to the vet and he gave us this hypodermic full of antibiotics." "He needs a shot under his arm, but we can"t get him out of his shell." "So we were thinkin" that you could help us out." "Sure you can." "You can do that." "Of course." "Let me just go wash my hands." "Donna?" "She is all that and a bag of chips." " Who"s the other one?" " She makes cheese." "I hate needles." "I hate turtles." "Let"s tell him now." "He was into you when you were talking about his photos." "He"s toIerating my presence till he can be alone with you." "AII you have to do is grab the turtle"s leg, hold it steady and give the shot." " How do I get ahold of his leg?" " Very simple." "You"re gonna poke him in the butt with your finger." "You want me to stick my finger up a turtle"s ass?" "What"s this?" "Your palms are sweating." " mails make me nauseous." " I did the turtle for you." "Yes, you did, and you did a briIIiantjob." " Combined, we make the perfect woman." " No, we make the perfect political prisoner." "What we really do well is act seIf-righteous and starve." " hello." " Hi." "OK." "We need the spring-bride blush and the Absentia pore minimiser." "I"d like a pore maximiser ifyou have one." "Sometimes you just wanna put loose change somewhere, or keys." "There"s this TV station, Riverside." "They"re looking for a weekend anchor." "They"ve asked me to audition next week." "That"s so cool." "That"s great." "would you listen to my audition piece?" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "79 people drowned and another 200 were..." "Wait." "OK." "Just... cool." "79 people drowned and another 200 were injured when a passenger ferry caught fire last night offthe coast of scotland." "Stymied by a dense fog, rescuers could only hear the desperate screams ofthe victims as their four-miIe journey turned into a tragic and watery end." "That was good." "That was really good." "But you might wanna make the carnage a little less upbeat." "Oh, I know." "I just get tense and I..." "You"re right." "No, it was great." "And you might wanna breathe more." "This is nice, but it"s a little bit smelly." "We also have this new face cream which neutralises free radicals that attack the skin." "Let me ask you... what"s your skin regime?" "My regime?" "From which the radicals are tryin" to get free?" "Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?" "Let me show you something." "Do you see how dry and discoloured you are?" "Do you see the irreversible sun damage?" "You haven"t been taking care ofyour skin, and it"s only going to get worse." "God, I can"t believe it." "I can"t believe I let her do this to me." "I know exactly what she was doing." "Do you have a tissue?" "I think she might have put one in the bag, with your gift-with-purchase." "God!" "Men don"t go around buying all this expensive crap so women will want them." "If I was a guy, women would be lining up to go out with me." "I"m smart, I have a good sense of humour, I make a great living." " I"d fuck ya." " Thank you, honey." "I know you would." "I"m just confused." "One minute she"s one thing, and the next she"s something else." "Yeah, but women are like that, though." "There"s something off-baIance about her." "On the radio, she"s confident and articulate." "Then you get her in person, and she"s just..." "I don"t know, she"s scatty." " Oh, she"s scatty?" " Yeah." "Anybody that fine, it doesn"t make any difference." " Yes, it does." " I"m tellin" ya, it doesn"t." "You know what your problem is, right?" "You"re Iettin" your brain do too much ofyour thinkin"." " I"ve got something for you." " "Loser guys and how to spot them."" "No. "Low seIf-esteem: are you a victim?"" " No." " Wait." "Question one..." ""Do you feel you need to be punished for how you look?"" "I don"t need to be punished." "I am punished." "That"s why you can"t tell Brian." "It"s Iow seIf-esteem." "I don"t even care about Brian." "That is history." " It"s more of a current affair." " What does that mean?" "Last night, before we were leaving, I told him to call me." "To call me?" "You gave him my number?" "Why would you do that?" "Why did you do that?" "You like him." "You like him." " I have a boyfriend." " Oh, right." "Who"d want Brian when you could have Roy?" "He likes you." "You know, the way you talk, the things you say." " You"re the voice." "I"m just the body." " And what a body it is." "hello?" "Hello, this is Brian." "Couldlspeak to Abby, please?" "This is she." " What are you up to?" " Nothin"." "Just hangin"." "well, I was thinking maybe I couId come round and take you out for dinner?" "How does thatsound to you?" " That"s not possible." " Right." "Go for a walk?" "Sorry." "Can"t do that, either." "well, how about we just talk?" "talk." "OK." "Fine." "Let"s talk." "could you talk to me in that radio voice ofyours?" "could you do that?" " Yeah." "Yeah, that I can do." " Great." "You know what kills me about him?" "He just lays there and lets me rub his stomach." "He"s totally trusting, knows I"m not gonna hurt him." "Loves me unconditionally." "That kills me." "people are never that cool." "No, theyhardly ever letyoupet theirstomachs." "And I really like smelling his cat breath when he yawns." " You think that"s weird?" " No, not at all." "I"ve done the same thing." " probably." "Once." " Your voice is muffled." "What are you doing?" "Ijust took myshirt off." " really?" " Really." " Is that portentous or merely noteworthy?" " lt"s rank, actually." "I went for a run earlier and I have this remarkably manly, animaI-Iike, pungent stench." "Look, Iknow we"re not eating or walking, but what would you say to having a bath?" " I was shy too." " You"re kidding." "You don"t strike me as the shy type." "No, I was, really." "Painfullyand desperatelyshy." "isuppose that"s why I ended up takingpictures, as sort ofa detachment thing, you know whatlmean?" "Yes." " He knows you"re talkin" to me." " He"s probabIyjeaIous." "I doubt it." "salt, pepper, granulated garlic, mayonnaise, of course." "Ofcourse." "Nowfor the important question." "Do you have a position on pickles?" "It"s more of a deeply held belief." "Oh, really?" "A pickle conviction?" "Go ahead." "When it comes to tuna fish, I am emphatically anti-pickIe." "Do you know, I knew I couId trust you." ""My mother Ieant herseIfto the photograph." "Fearing refusal would turn to attitude, she triumphed over this ordeal of placing herself in front ofthe lens, with discretion."" "Nowyou." "So, you are...?" "Yes." "Are you?" "Yeah." "Say something." "I want to make love to you." "Sorry." "Never on the first phone call." "Don"t." "Don"t do that." "Ifyou do that, we"II chicken out and we won"t do what I think we"re about to do." "OK, just let me do one thing." "OK, hi." "Hi." "OK." "So where"s your hand?" "It"s nowhere." "Where"s yours?" "Nowhere." "Wow." "hello?" "Abby?" "Abby?" "Abby?" "Hello?" "Sorry." "I dropped the phone." "I was afraid you"d met somebody else." "Just give me a second to collect myself." "I"ve never done thatbefore." "Me neither." "It"s almost time for breakfast." " Yeah." " I wish you were here." " I wish you were here too." " OK." "Brian?" "Brian." "Brian!" "Brian, no!" "~ Pull over the car, pull over the car" "~ l thinklsee a five-fister" "~ Pull over the car, pull over the car" "~ My dad wants to break up with yoursister" "~ l don"t wanna, I don"t wanna, I don"t wanna, I don"t wanna" "~ l don"t wanna, I don"t wanna, I don"t wanna, I don"t wanna" "Abby..." " Abby." " Over here." " Hi." " Hi." "Look, I brought some... some breakfast." " Can I come up?" " No." "Why not?" "Because first it will be awkward, and then strange, and then weird and then awful." " What?" " Tonight has been so perfect." "Let"s wait for another night to screw it up." " Can I at Ieast see your face before I go?" " No." "I have a pore-minimising mask on." "well, then... throw something to me, something you"ve been wearing." "Then I"II go." "Wow." "It"s a Ked." " will you shut up?" " What"s your problem?" " It"s four in the morning." " You"d better go." "OK." "Good night, sweet Abby." "pleasant dreams." "79 people drowned and another 200 were injured when a passenger ferry caught fire last nightjust off..." "sleeping here, NoeIIe." "Can"t you see I"m sleeping?" "Sorry, Roy." "Sorry." "..just offthe coast of scotland." "Stymied by dense fog, rescue workers could only hear the desperate screams..." "I said shut up, NoeIIe!" "Jesus!" " Hi." " Hi." "I had the most amazing conversation with Brian last night." "We spoke for seven hours." " I"m tellin" him today." " Seven hours." " What"s wrong?" " Nothing." "What?" "tell me." "It turns out Roy is a loser." "tell me something I don"t know." "Oh, I was kidding." "I"m sorry." "Oh, no." "Don"t cry." "It"s OK." "You are no Ionger allowed to read this destructive literature." "Don"t read that." "Oh, no." "please don"t cry." "You"re OK." " How are you gonna tell him?" " God, I don"t know." "I was thinkin" all last night." "I wish there was a way I couId do it without actually doing it." " Is your show on today?" " Yeah." "I"II go to his house and I"II turn on the radio." "And?" "Ever noticed how Superman and clark Kent are never in the same room at the same time?" "Hi." "Hi." "Can I come in?" "Yeah, of course." "Come in." "Sorry." " So... you came over." " Yep." " Last night was..." " Yeah, it was, I know." "So..." "Buttons?" " What?" " Sew buttons?" " What?" " It"s something my grandmother used to say." " really?" " Yeah." "So... buttons..." "could I get you something to eat?" " Tuna sandwich or something?" " I don"t eat tuna." " Yes, you do." "You ate it last night." " I did?" "I did." "In the car, on the way over, I quit." " dolphins." " dolphins." "Right." "well, there"s plenty of doIphin-friendIy food in the kitchen." " Good." " I"II be right back." "OK." "Can I turn some music on?" " OK." " OK." "Bye." "Afternoon becomes eccentric." "KRWW." "Talk radio andmore." "What do you think ofthat?" "What do I think?" "Yes." "It"s nice." " It"s kind of dark." " Yes." "You know," "I was in a dark mood that day, when I took that." "Ifyou"d let me, I"d really like to take your picture." "Maybe tonight." "Maybe." "Or whenever." "This stuff's left over from a shoot that I did." "I hope you Iike sweets cos that"s all there is." "I don"t eat that stuff." "I order it, but I can"t eat it." "Of course you can." "You take it one bite at a time and it all goes down." " No." " No, really." "~ Whatl"dforgive ofmyse"lf"" "~ "lf"you don"tgo" "Is that nice?" "That is so good." "More?" "Ready?" "~ iknow the way these things begin" "~ Butl don"tknow" "~ Howl wouldlive with myse"lf"" "~ Whatl wouldgive ofmyse"lf"" "~ "lf"you don"tgo" " No more?" " You see what you did?" "~ lt won"t do" "~ To dream ofcaramel" "~ To think ofcinnamon" "I"ve got something for you." "I forgot." " It"s a book." " Yeah." "It"s the letters Simone de Beauvoir wrote to Sartre." "What?" "You haven"t got it already, have you?" "No, I don"t have it already." "It"s just that... no one"s ever given me a book before that didn"t have pictures in it." "well, I"m glad you Iike it." "I Iove it." "Wow, I mean..." "It"s..." " A book." " A book!" "It"s funny how seIf-conscious we both are, considering..." "What do you mean, seIf-conscious?" "I mean, you have to admit you"re not the same person you were on the phone last night." " That"s true." " Why?" "Is it because we did...?" "It"s because I"m stupid." "well, me too." "completely feebIe-minded." "AII you have to do is get near me and I turn into this gibbering idiot." "You"re so clever and funny and modest and sweet." "And you"re so..." "You"re really so bea..." "I mean, my God." "Look at you." "You"re an angel." "~ You do something to me" "~ Somewhere deep inside" " I can"t do this." "I can"t." " Just try and see what happens." "Next, DrAbbyBarnes with "The Truth About Cats andDogs"." "Oh, no!" " I don"t know what I"m doing." " It"s OK." "You"ve got five minutes." "I can get you there in time." "I"ve gotta tell you something." "I"m..." " What?" " I"m..." "I"m late." " What am I doing?" " should we stop and call?" " No calls!" " OK, OK." " I"ve messed up really bad." " You"re only two minutes late." "It can"t be that bad." "Let"s just see what they"re doing." "No!" "Let me." "Give me that." " Shit." " I"m sorry." "It"s OK." "I can get another one." "Leave it." "I can get another one somewhere." "I think they still sell them in bolivia." "God, you should clean this place up." "Thanks for the ride." "Here"s your button." "So she"s been licking herbelly." "is she sensitive in thatarea?" " No, notreally." " Notsensitive in herbelly..." "Sorry." "On Tuesday"s show I wanna talk about potbeIIied pigs." "Come, come, come." "That was scary." "We started with the show on tape." "It"s OK." "Abby?" "You"re on in 60." "Is it OK if I watch?" "No!" " You need to concentrate." " You need to concentrate." "You need to concentrate." " I need to concentrate." " OK, I understand." " I"II see you later, then." " Bye." "So I guess you didn"t tell him?" "Take him." "I don"t want a fight." "I refuse to degenerate into some misogynistic cliché." " How could you do this to me?" " I was gonna tell him." "I was all set to do it." "The show started and I couldn"t." " Why not?" " He wouldn"t listen." " What was he doing?" " Nothing." " Then why didn"t you let him find out?" " Maybe it was all the cake he fed me." "What is that?" "The Twinkie defence?" " He gave us a book." " Which one?" "Simon somebody"s letters to John paul somebody." " Simone de Beauvoir"s letters to Sartre?" " exactly." "He said I was smart." "Nobody"s ever said that to me before." " I couldn"t stand to tell him it wasn"t true." " Smart and beautiful, though, right?" "I"ve got two ideas how we can fix this." "We find out how he really feels about us, but in a roundabout way." "So we go over to his house, and I casually ask him something like:" " ifyou were stranded on a desert island..." " Trite!" "OK." " Ifyou were stranded in the Arizona bubble..." " Biosphere?" "Who would you take?" "Time magazine"s woman ofthe year or Playboy"s playmate ofthe year?" "I object to those categories on both our behalves." "What"s idea two?" "We go over there, get shit-faced and see what happens." "OK." "hello." "What...?" " Not so fast." "hello." " Hi." "Thanks." "~ Don"t cheatyourse"lf"" "~ Happiness is round the corner" "~ lt will come to you" "~ So have faith andfeel true love" "~ Cos there"s heaven up above" "~ When we think we"ve reached the end" "~ The worldkeeps on spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ Don"t cheatyourse"lf"" "~ Happiness is round the corner" "~ lt will come to you" "~ So have faith andfeel true love" "~ Cos there"s heaven up above" "~ When we think we"ve reached the end" "~ The worldkeeps on spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ Roundandroundand don"tyou stop" "~ Pick it up where you left off" "~ Like a wheel, the world, itkeeps on turnin"" "~ The worldkeeps spinning", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin"" "~ The worldkeeps a spinnin", yeah" "~ You knowl wonder where l"dbe ifnotforyou" "~ l"dstillbe wandering" through this world withouta clue" "~ Atnightl"d wake up andlook across the bed" "~ Andyou"dnever dream the crazy things runnin" through myhead" "~ l can"timagine" "~ Myjourney through this world withoutyou" "~ l"m lovin" eve"ryt"hing aboutyou" "~ lsearch myheartandsoul" "~ How could there everbe a greaterlove than ours?" "~ l can"timagine" " That was really good." " No, it wasn"t." "Your eyes..." "They"re extraordinary." "Thank you." "Yours too." "I"m just gonna have something to drink." " It"s good." " OK." "What about me?" "My turn?" "Yes." "Yeah, just... swap." "~ l can"timagine" "~ Sharin"mylife with any other" "~ Notmakin"love with you" "~ l can"timagine" "I"ve forgotten the flash cord." "~ How could there everbe a greaterlove than ours?" "~ Letme temptyou and deliver" "~ Letme make you feel the ocean roar" "Hey, do you want a drink?" "Question: ifyou were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years, who would you bring?" "Time magazine"s woman ofthe year or Playboy"s playmate ofthe year?" "What?" "Just a second, OK?" "Abby, where are you going?" "I am hammered." "I gotta go home." " I"II go home with you." " No, you"re having fun." "He really likes you." "What?" "What about you?" " No, I don"t even..." " You don"t what?" "Is everything OK?" "Yeah." "I just remembered I have to be somewhere." " Secret rendezvous?" " You know it." "What about you?" "Are you gonna stay?" "Hi." "My dog, Casey-Kay, she"s getting kinda oldandslow andjustnot whatshe used to be." "is there something..." "She"s no Ionger young and attractive, so you want my approval to put her to sleep?" "No, I was gonna ask about vitamins or..." "You know who should be put to sleep?" "people who only want cute dogs." "I hope your aesthetically unpleasant dog bites you in the ass and moves on." "Next!" "Hi, this is Abby." "Please don"thang up." "lhate hang-ups." "Leave it." "Good evening." "Welcome to the six o"clock news." "Noelle Slusarskys"uff"ereda majorsetback in her quest to become an adult this week when she tried to steal herbestfriend"s bo"yf"riend." "Abby, please pick up ifyou"re there." "There"s somethinglneed to tellyou, butnot on the machine, OK?" "OK, I"m going out oftown on ajob. I"ll call." "Hi. lt"s me, Noelle." "Please pick up the phone, Abby." "Abby?" "OK, so you"re notgonna pick up the phone." "This is whatlhad to tellyou." "I didn"tsleep with him." "We started wrestling around and kissing, but he kept calling your name." ""Abby, Abby, oh, Abby!"" "Andl couldhearitin his voice." "He meantit." "So I stopped." "told him it was all moving too fast for me." "And I haven"t called him since." "Hi." "Didyou everlook in the mirrorso long thatyourface doesn"tmake sense anymore?" "ltjustbecomes all these shapes." ""J"ustshapes." "Notgood orbad." "Remember when he took ourpictures?" "You lookedreallygood." "Didl tellyou that?" "I"m reading "tw"o books now, ifyou can believe that." "The one thatBrian got us, anda dictionary, so I can understand the one thatBrian got us." "I"m avoiding a guy who calls me Abby andl"m afraidlscrewed up a friendship with the nicest woman I"ve evermet." "When I come home, I"m gonna fix things." "I"m gonna fix everything." "I"m sorry. ljustmiss you." "hello?" "hello?" " And deep cleanser." " I really appreciate you taking this back." "And also your attitude taking this back." "Donna." "Donna..." "Donna." " Donna?" " Hi." " I was calling your name." " I must be in a daze." "I didn"t hear you." "Department stores." "I get that too." " Sorry, you were buying something." " No, I was returning something." "well, I just bought a present for Abby." "Look at this." "It"s a photo album and I had her initials embossed." "See?" "Abby Barnes." " That"s pretty." " Do you think she"II like it?" " I do, yeah." " Great." "Are you finished?" "Right." "Can I walk you out?" " Yeah." " Thank you." "Did she tell you she"s not talking to me for a week?" " Is that right?" " Yeah." "It"s driving me mad." "You see her all the time." "Has she said anything about...?" " She hasn"t said a word to me." " No, of course not." "I heard her on the air today." "She was brilliant." " brilliant?" " Yes." " That"s a bit much, don"t you think?" " Are we getting jealous?" "No, trust me, that"s not even possible." "Before I listened to Abby, I never really would have given a cat the time of day." "I think I"m beginning to understand them a bit more." "Or maybe not." "well, you look like a cat-Iover from way back." "I think she likes you, too." " Do you know much about animals?" " A little bit." "Of course." "You"ve got all those goats." "At college, do you have a thing in england called the Freshman Ten?" "No, we don"t." "It"s traditionally where most girls who go offto college gain 10Ib." " although when I went, I gained 40." " 40?" " 40Ib, and I"m 5"1"." " So four times the required amount?" "So you can imagine how popular I was with all the 18-year-oId boys." "What happens is that I meet a woman..." "Do you mind me saying this?" " No, sir." " I meet a woman I"m attracted to and hopefully she"s attracted to me." "And it"s very exciting, and then I get to know her and we have nothing in common." "Or the opposite happens." "There"s lots in common, fabulous woman, but there"s no excitement, no sparks." "Say you meet one ofthese no-sparks women and you take the time to get to know her." "Then you become intellectually stimulated by her and you enjoy her personality, thereby igniting all your lust and passion." "Have you ever thought about that?" "Are you gonna eat that?" " Are you cold?" " No, I"m fine." "You"re shivering." "Here, wear my coat." "So chivaIrous." "Thank you." "OK." "seriously." "I"II just get the buttons." " It"s fine." " Your hands are freezing." "Come here." "Put them in the pockets." "There"s nothing disgusting in there, is there?" "Who did that?" "Who put that piece of chocolate in my pocket?" "You"re missing it, look." " Are you warm enough?" " Getting there." "Do you always watch sunsets with your eyes shut?" " Yeah, it"s kind of a religious thing." " really?" "No." "Do you know, ifyou listen very carefully, you can hear the moment when the sun hits the hills." "Not today, obviously." " I"m having a..." " What?" " Nothing." "I"ve had a really nice time." " Me too." "I gotta go." "OK." "OK." "Thank you." " Thanks for the walk." " Thanks." "Bye." " Donna?" " Yeah?" "Ifyou see Abby... tell her..." "tell her I miss her face." "Yeah." "Abby?" "Hi." "I just need to talk to you." "Ten minutes." "Ten minutes." "So we can clear everything up." "Five o"clock?" "Your place." "Great, great, great." "AII right." "See ya." "Bye." "Jesus, you scared me." "I thought you"d be coming from over there." " I was watching you." " You weren"t?" "I was practising looking relaxed." " You looked relaxed." " Did I?" "You look gorgeous." " It"s myjob." " Is it?" "Speaking ofwork..." " This was a little bit too much for me." " Was it?" "I had to read each page three times." "I"m more of a mystery kinda girl, or maybe a romance." " I bet you wouldn"t guess that about me." " No, but that"s OK." "I mean, romance would be fine." "I used to only date guys who couldn"t speak english." "I"ve missed you." "It took ages to see it wasn"t working cos I couldn"t understand them." " I speak english." " Then I dated this guy Roy." " I hated everything he liked about me." " You have the most beautiful mouth." "We have to stop." "Abby, I Iove you." "You love a girl I couId never be." " You don"t Iove me." " Yes, I do." "I don"t understand." "tell me what"s going on." " You need to know." " Yes." "So make a list of everything you love about me." " A list." " Oh, I gotta go." "I have an audition." " An audition?" " Yes, I wanna read for the news." " What about "Cats and Dogs"?" " The cats and dogs are covered." "So make a list." "Bring it." "Five o"clock, my place." "79 people drowned and another 200 were injured... ..as theirjourney came to a tragic and watery end." "79 people drowned and another 200 were injured..." "Abby!" "Coming." "Hang on, I can"t hear you." "It"s me." "Hi." " Donna." "Where"s Abby?" " She"s not here." "No, I just heard her voice." "I know she"s here." "Right." "She"s not here here." "She"s in the bathroom, takin" a bath." " But I will tell her that you came by, OK?" " No, I"ve got an appointment." "I don"t know that that would be a very good idea right now." "But I"II tell her that you"re here and perhaps she"II come out... eventually." "Brian wants to see you." "tell him to come back later!" "I don"t think he can be dissuaded." "I"II call the whole thing off!" "You"re the boss." "What did she say?" "She was acting strangely before." "She"s a little bit out of it." "I think that she"II call you later." "Abby, it"s me." "I wrote down the things that you asked me to." "Listen, could you do me a favour?" "She"s worried that I don"t Iove her, so..." "Sit down." "You be Abby." " I"m Abby." " I"ve made this list." "It"s a sort of lover"s list." "Now, if I couId just run it by you once, to get a female opinion on it, then we can make any adjustments you think it needs." "Sure." "One." "I Iove the way you walk into a room and it lights up." "Two." "I Iove your eyes." "When they fix on mine, they burn into me, and I forget what it is that I wanted to say." "Three." "I Iove the way we think ofthings at the same time." "Four." "I Iove the way you make a tuna fish sandwich an event." "Five." "The way you talk to me on the phone and..." "Shit, this is ridiculous." "No, four and five aren"t bad." "Maybe she"s right." "Maybe I am rushing things." "No, I"m not." "Abby..." "I Iove you, because I can"t stop thinking about you for one second." "Because I stay at home every afternoon when I should be working, to hear you on the radio." "Because I want to read you to sleep at night and wake up to you playing violin every day." "And because you"re so beautiful." "You forgot to say "I Iove you because you"re so beautiful."" "No, I didn"t." "Yes, she is, but that"s not why I Iove her." "I Iove her for who she is, and if she weren"t, it wouldn"t matter." " Of course it matters." "It always matters." " No, the truth is..." "The truth is helen of Troy." " What?" " helen of Troy." "Men die for that shit." "The truth is you would not be so enamoured with Abby if she looked like..." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "You know how someone"s appearance can change the longer you know them?" "How a really attractive person, ifyou don"t like them, becomes ugly?" "Whereas someone you might not even have noticed, that you wouldn"t look at more than once, ifyou love them, can become the most beautiful thing you"ve ever seen?" "AII you want to do is be near them." "I Iove Abby." "It doesn"t matter what she looks like." "What"s the matter?" "I"m happy that you said that." "well, I"m glad you Iike it, cos she hasn"t said a word." "It was you on the phone that night." "Yep." "That"s your window," " your violin." " Yeah." "And that"s your cat." "Hi." "Is this ajoke?" "It was a mistake." " Who are you?" " That"s NoeIIe." " NoeIIe?" " SIusarsky." " Who"s Donna?" " There is no Donna." "What is this?" "Is this some kind of weird game you two play for kicks?" "Pick up a guy together and try to screw him up?" " No, it was just a mistake." " A practical joke." " Ajoke?" " No, not ajoke." " Not funny ha-ha." " Funny strange, if anything." " I get it." "You"re a comedy duo." " We never met until..." "You"re dumb and beautiful and you"re smart and..." "I have to go." "Brian!" "He doesn"t wanna see me, he doesn"t wanna see you." "Why send him back to me when you could have had him for yourself?" "I know you wanted him." "Because I wanted my friend back." "Besides, he"s got this small personal habit thatjust drives me crazy." "What"s that?" "He loves you." " well, how"d your audition go?" " It didn"t." "Didn"t make the cut." "still not dignified enough for the news." "well..." "They"re lookin" for someone at the station." "It"s not the news, but I think it"s interesting." " Are you serious?" " They"re expecting your phone call." " Thank you." " You should give it a shot." "You should give it one more shot, Abby." "Just go and talk to him, you dumb bitch." " I"m a dumb bitch?" " That"s right." "well, you"re a dumb bitch too, y"know." "Yeah, I know." "We"re related." "Hi, sweetie." "I"m glad you"re here." "Hi." " I came to return yourjacket." " Thank you." "You can just leave it on the stool." "I"m really sorry that I lied to you." "It"s just the situation got completely out of control." "It"s mentally exhausting, feeling really bad about something you can"t do anything about." "Right." "That explains everything." " No." "Brian..." " What?" "What do you want?" "I want you to look at me." "I"m looking at you." "You know the conversations that we"ve had?" "The violin and the radio show, and that incredible night on the phone..." "That really meant something to me." "It was really important to me." "But all ofthat stuff doesn"t come in a perfect package." "It comes in this one." "Why didn"t you say that in the first place?" "I didn"t feel confident that you"d give me a chance." "Now we"II never know, will we?" " OK." " OK." "I"m at the mechanic"s and I"m gettin" my tune-up, and I Iook up on the wall and there she is, lookin" back at me." "But you know what tipped it off?" "When she was dealing with that turtle and she was..." "That ain"t professional." "You"re right." " But we didn"t have much to compare it to." " You"re right." "But you know what?" "It"s not your fault, brother." "I mean, who knew?" "My German shepherdis driving me mad." "llefthim alone for one dayand..." " He peed on your bed." " No, he peedin mybed." "He pulledback the sheets first." "Very considerate, but are you sure that"s all he did?" " Have you checked in your favourite shoes?" " No." "Hold on, I"ligo look over there rightnow." "Oh, my God!" " Pinky, you bad, bad, bad dog!" " Don"t worry." "I wanna explain something." "Dogs don"t like to be left alone." "It"s not Iike when you leave, he goes "Great, time to finish writing my novel."" "When their humans leave, dogs get depressed and they show it." "Yeah, in yourshoes." "Listen, people are very good about hiding their misery." "Your dog tearing" up your apartment, he was tryin" to tell you something." "What?" " I wanna be with you." " You do?" "With me?" "No, I don"t wanna be with you." "Whatam lsupposed to do about this dog?" "Put on mypoo shoes andgo outshopping?" " I have absolutely no idea." " Pinky, listen to the doctor!" "I have absolutely no idea what to do." " Wrap it up!" " Oh, wrap it up!" "We"re gonna wrap it up" " and I will talk to everyone tomorrow." " l"ve been waiting 45 minutes!" " Hi." "Hi." "Do you think he"s here?" " I didn"t see him." "He could be here though, right?" "OK." "Stop." "please, please, please." "Oh, my God!" " It"s cool, it"s cool." " Sorry." "OK?" " Can I take these off now?" " Yeah, of course." "Over here." "I"II help you." " I"m fine." "Thank you." " Right." "should I get down on all fours and gently apply pressure to the tips ofyour ears?" " I won"t bite you." " No." "So is this humiliation on skates staged for your amusement, or am I missing...?" "No, of course not." "I just wanted to get you out here, in private, to discuss a few things." "The humiliation was just a bonus." "What are we discussing?" "well, there"s the issue of Hank, who"s in a terrible state without you." "Weren"t you, Hank?" "Hank?" "Come on, boy." "terrible state." " No, this is beneath you." "Never stoop." " No, really, he couldn"t sleep." "And he kept me up all night, wanting to talk about why it took us... why it took me so long to understand what was really going on." "And then we wrote some extraordinarily bad poetry together." "No, mine wasn"t that bad." "Hank"s was... pathetic." "And then we fought over which one of us got to carry your shoe around in his mouth." "And..." "Abby," "I only ever loved one woman and I don"t want to lose her twice." "I gotta tell you something." "What?" "That night on the phone?" "Yeah?" "I"m pregnant." "darling..." "Are you sure it was me?" "actually, I don"t know." "I made a Iot of calls that night." "~ For once in mylife" "~ l won"tletsorrowhurtme" "~ Notlike it"s hurtme before" "~ For once lhave something" "~ iknow won"t desertme" "~ l"m notalone anymore" "~ For once I can say this is mine, you can"t take it" "~ As long as lknowlgotlove, I can make it" "~ For once in mylife" "~ lhave someone who needs me" "~ Someone who needs me" "~ Someone who needs me" "~ For once in mylife" "~ Yeah, yeah, yeah" "~ For once in mylife" "~ l won"tletsorrowhurtme" "~ Notlike it"s hurtme before" "~ For once lhave something" "~ iknow won"t desertme" "~ l"m notalone anymore" "~ For once I can say this is mine, you can"t take it" "~ As long as lknowlgotlove, I can make it" "~ For once in mylife" "~ lhave someone who needs me" "~ Someone who needs me" "~ Someone who needs me" "~ Someone who needs me" "~ She satat the dressing-room table" "~ He flicked through the channels on cable" "~ While talking oflove in low whispers" "~ Voices humming like dus"ty" transistors" "~ Talkedaboutlove" "~ ln concentrated tones, they talkedaboutlove" " ~ Deep down in the bones - ~ Talkedaboutlove" "~ Howit"s built on pride, they talkedaboutlove" " ~ A roller-coasterride - ~ Talkedaboutlove" "~ This roadis a lifetime long" "~ Complete engagement" "~ Unlimitedpassion" "~ Searching with peace in mysoul" "~ She sat with herglass ove"rfl"owing" "~ He knew thathis chances were glowing" "~ Together they dancedin the driveway" "~ Lovers singing "l diditmy way"" "~ Talkedaboutlove" "~ ln concentrated tones, they talkedaboutlove" " ~ Deep down in the bones - ~ Talkedaboutlove" "~ Howit"s built on pride, they talkedaboutlove" " ~ A roller-coasterride - ~ Talkedaboutlove" "~ This roadis a lifetime long" "~ Complete engagement" "~ Unlimitedpassion" "~ Searching with peace in mysoul" "~ Built withoutboundaries" "~ Loving everysingle breath" "Visiontext subtitles:" "David Van-Cauter" "ENGLISH"