"I got it." "Just" "Marie." "Bzzz." "Good morning." "buddy." "Ready to get your rocks on?" "See?" "I knew it." "Mineral show" is just some sort of guy code for strip club." "you got any singles?" " Got it?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "okay? we'll be sleeping in the garage." "Got it." "I got it." "I'm sorry." "Christ." "Longest week ever." "you know?" "Keep your fingers crossed." "buddy." "This ain't no spy movie." "you know?" "♪ Chk-a bom bom bom♪ bom bom bom♪" "Get the bad guy!" "it's the thrill of the fight♪" "♪ Risin' up to keep 'em alive♪" "buddy?" "Leaving." "you got to go inside and order something like last time to avoid suspicion." "I want a vanilla shake." "We'll use the drive-through." "baby." "Let's see what we got." "What the hell?" "bom." "that's home." "this guy goes two places every day all week?" "It's unbelievable." "Chicken-slinging son of a bitch." "is it possible that... just maybe... he's not your guy?" "a guy this clean's got to be dirty." "buddy?" "How do I get this guy?" "Yeah." "How?" "hi. and I want to report a very suspicious man who's lurking in my neighborhood. and he" " He's been staring at a particular house for a very long time." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "I would appreciate it." "All right." "So I guess we better get started." "I already did." "Yeah?" "uh..." "You got one of those for me?" "One of those what?" "Cigarette." "all right?" "I didn't get a chance yet." "Just give me one." "Hmm." "So what have you been up to?" "What?" "just a day in the life." "What do you do after work?" "watch TV." "What do you watch?" "I don't know." "Stuff." "Like what?" "uh..." "Ice Road Truckers." "Ice Road Truckers." "What happens on that one?" "Guys drive on ice." "I am going to do it." "by the way." "don't you have enough cancer already?" "I said..." "I'd do it." "I'll do it." "what does it matter?" "We're both dead men anyway." "Hi." "Hi." "catching you at a bad time?" "I have a few minutes." "So Mr. I'm Almost 16 So Leave Me Alone doesn't want a big thing for his birthday. which is fine by me." "You?" "Fine by me." "and we bite the bullet and... buy him a car-- would be best." "But no more than five years old." "all that." "have any thoughts or should I just go ahead and-- you just go ahead." "Okay." "I just wanted to tell you that business is good." "Really good." "So good that I'm thinking maybe... you don't even need to work your second job." "You're turning a profit?" "We're coming close. we'll be there." "All of this to say maybe you could start thinking about an exit strategy." "I'm working on it." "Okay." "Hello." "buddy." "Wake you?" "I'm up." "what you doing?" "uh..." "I-I'll cut to it." "I got another favor to ask." "right?" "back and forth back and forth?" "now I'm even more convinced because the man owns right?" "right?" "Fourteen restaurants." "Who supplies them?" "What's the base of operations?" "and bingo!" "Pollos Hermanos has a main distribution center." "Uh..." "It's not far from town." "The place is huge." "I mean" "I'm looking at it online right now." "it's a big warehouse or whatever you call 'em." "Lots of space to hide illicit activity." "right?" "Huh." "buddy?" "Got another field trip in you?" "Uhh..." "Hank." "Um... it sounds great." "It really does." "But I-- uh" "You caught me..." "somewhat... indisposed." "like taking a dump indisposed?" "Yeah." "That's-- that's it." "it's just... and everything..." " Yeah." " It's out of control." "Really explosive." "Bad Tex-Mex." "yeah." "I get it." "You don't have to paint me a picture." "Probably one guy in a diaper is enough for this trip anyway." "Hank." "don't be." "I've been asking a lot of you lately." "I appreciate it." "I'll find another ride for this one." "Another ride?" "Yeah." "I'm sure I can get someone else to take me." "Chuck." "Maybe I'll ask him." "I'm" " I'm" "This is probably just a 24-hour thing." "at the most." "um..." "Do you think you could possibly hold off for a day or two?" "I" " You know" "I just" "I would just really... love to be the one to be able to-- and-- yeah." "sure." "If it means that much to you." "give me a call all right?" "Thank you." "I will." "Okay." "Bye." "Mike. don't be angry." "Walter? My DEA" " He-- take a ride out to to look around for things." "Look around for things." "And..." "Yeah." "Uh." "Mike?" " Where's this all going?" " Elsewhere." "You're all set." "Thank you." "Please give this to your car care professional." "So." "A hand wax for you today?" "Okay." "Great." "Please give this to your car care professional." "And the black Explorer? deluxe detailing is the best bang for your buck." "and SUVs are extra." "And please give this to your car care professional." "Thank you!" "Please give this to your car care professional." "Sky." "my God." "Ted." "uh-- so I thought I'd... come down and say hi." "uh..." "Hello." "You look great." "No." "I'm gonna like" "I probably just look crazed." "Not at all." "You look happy." "Last time I saw you" "there." "I really need to talk to you." "I really don't think we have anything to talk about." "we do." "An audit?" "an audit tomorrow?" "How long have you had this?" "Awhile." "I'd... contacting you." "Contact me?" "What about a lawyer?" "Ted-- this is" "This is the CID." "The Criminal Division." "you facing a felony charge here." "000 fine on top of the taxes plus five years in prison!" "Yeah." "It's bad." "Yeah." "It most certainly is." "here's the thing. there's some way you could help with this." "Help?" "Help how?" "with your knowledge of how the books maybe there's some way undo what's in there." "You want me to uncook your books?" "or some accounting trick use" " Ted." "It doesn't work like that." "The damage is already" "My name." "My signatures are all over those books." "not you." "okay? there are going to build the strongest possible case they have an 80% conviction rate." "Ted." "Everyone involved in those books." "I can't have this in my life." "I cannot be audited." "you-- you-- okay?" "They're after me." "not some cashier at a car wash." "No offense." "I'm sorry. okay?" "I'm gonna figure out a way through this." "Somehow." "Okay?" "Here." "Right here." "So is he gonna kill him?" "Is who gonna kill who?" "Gus." "Is he gonna kill Mr. White's brother-in-law?" "right?" "Because it's totally logical for him to off the dude. poking' around your junk" "right?" "Makes sense to get rid of him... for good." "But killing a cop" "I don't know. the dude who's investigating you suddenly up and dies." "Then there's-- There's Mr. White." "Who'd be even more ape shit if he had family getting murdered." "He'd never cook for Gus again." "Guess there's a lot of angles to consider. would you have a problem with that?" "Who really cares what I think?" "Son of a bitch!" "kid." "We may be here a while." " Hey." " Get down!" "Sí." " Should I even ask?" " I wouldn't." "So what?" "Is this going to be a regular thing now?" "Meth cooking and corpse disposal?" "Jesus." "Walter." "What was it this time?" "What did this poor bastard do to piss off Gus?" "Or did Gus just need to send another message?" "Shut your mouth." "or I'll shut it for you." "I don't want you talking to me or Jesse." "Just get the barrel." "And if you ever plan on calling the cops you go ahead and get two barrels." "I guess I never thanked you for what you did." "Thanks." "don't stand there like an idiot." "run and so forth." "what" "What was the deal with Gus?" " The deal?" " The Terminator shit?" "Walking right into the bullets?" "What the hell was he doing?" "The cartel needs Gus." "His distribution network." "They're not looking to kill him." "open season?" "Is he doing anything about that?" "Or do we just keep hanging out for target practice while he's" "Kid. ask him yourself." "And here again." "Unreported income." "That's more than a year straight so far." "Do you want to say something about this?" "Because I'm having a hard time figuring it out. have a look at the copies of the receipts to refresh my memory." "Mr. Beneke." "That's why we're here." "I am so sorry I am late." "I got lost." "Ted." " Sky." "Whoo!" "This building is so confusing." "There are doors everywhere." "Hi." "You are" "Special Agent James Bekaris." "Ooh." "Special." "Skyler White." "Ms. White." "You are the accountant of record for many of these reports." " Is that correct?" " Guilty as charged." "perhaps you can shed some light on this history of missing revenue." "Missing?" "Uh-huh." "it's there." " No." "Revenue most definitely flowed through this company." "But it's not all accounted for in your reports." "Huh!" "let's take a look." "Hmm." "Oh." "this account here? but Mr. Keller's one of those environmental people. but... the money's there." "you've read Section 61 of the IRC?" "I... did not follow what you just said." "How gross income for a business is defined." "I think I am." "you're not." "right?" "Everyone's got one." "I am." "it doesn't matter if its an electronic check income is income." "You're not allowed to not declare it. so that's gotta mean right?" "Quicken." "Uh-huh." "You used Quicken to manage books for a business this size." "do you guys use that here?" "'Cause it is the best." "It's like having a calculator on your computer." "Amazing." "how did you get this job?" "Ted hired me." " No." "I mean your qualifications." "What are your qualifications?" "Where did you get your training? I've always been naturally good with numbers." "Got a good instinct for them." "Teddy?" "Right." "This is all falling into place now." "I just have to ask." "are you?" "Right now?" "No." "I'm a cashier at a car wash." "I'm not really clear about what happened in there." "What happened is good news." "Ignorance of the law does not equate to criminality." "It equates to ignorance. and move on from this." "Just put it behind you." "Pay with what?" "000." "just figure it out." "All right?" "You just dodged prison. take out a second mortgage on your house." "Take a mortgage?" "I have a lien on my house." "I don't have any assets." "There are no assets" " left to sell." " Ted." "they will reopen the investigation." "And that little fiction I just spun up there will completely unravel." "You have to settle." "Wish I could." "Come in." "I hope you brought an appetite." "Yeah." "I guess." "Mike mentioned you have some questions." "Yeah." "We'll eat first." "And then we'll talk." "Right on." "What am I doing here?" "I know you have concerns." "What happened yesterday to my man at the farm" "It was a terrible thing." "the dude getting his head blown off?" "Yeah. so we could sit and talk. like men." "And I will explain everything that's happening." "I will answer your questions." "I need you... to answer one question for me." "Can you cook Walter's formula?" "What?" "Walter's formula." "Can you produce this product?" "alone?" "No." "Why?" "You asking me if I can cook Mr. White's crystal?" "Without him?" "Me?" "The junkie loser you were about to waste and dump in the desert a month ago?" "huh? be my buddy and-- And make me feel then get me to keep cooking for you after you kill Mr. White." "You want to" " You want to talk like men?" "Let's talk like men!" "you're gonna have to kill me too." "That is not what I asked you." "You are here because circumstances with the cartel are untenable." "And I need your help." "I need you to help prevent an all-out war. answer the question." "uh-- You headed out?" "Yeah." "I really got to talk to you." "I" " I don't know" "so I'm hoping you could come over." "Thank God." "Come on in." "You uh-- You want a beer?" " Or something?" " No." "yeah." "sorry." "Go ahead." "um" "Okay." "So... word has come down that they" "They want me to go to Mexico." "There's some sort of war brewing between Gus and the cartel." "Word has come down?" "the cartel has been messing with Gus's operation. that dude we brought to the lab?" "they shot him right in front of me." "Just blew his head open." "Some sniper nailed him from like a mile away. but between the cartel taking pot shots and your brother-in-law trying to throw a net a rock and a hard place situation." "So Gus is gonna cave." "So the cartel wants half and they want and he's gonna give it to them." "I" " I gotta give it to them." "I'm supposed to go to Mexico and teach a bunch of cartel chemists how to cook a batch of blue." "so... man!" "not me." "Let's say I go down go to the jungle or" " Or whatever. asking me chemistry stuff that I don't know how to answer because I'm not you?" "all the equipment instead of English?" "You know?" "Oh!" "I don't know." "I don't know. you know?" "All of us!" "I-- I need your help." "maybe you could-- coach me you know?" "Or you can give me some notes." "Mr. White." "So you saw Gus?" "What?" "No." "You didn't see Gus." "No." "Then who told you all of that?" "like I said." "Passed down?" "By whom?" "uh..." "By Mike and them." "They did." "They" "So "they" doesn't include Gus." "You haven't been with Gus." "You haven't seen Gus." "You haven't spoken to Gus." "Why are you..." "You weren't at Gus's house last night." "What?" "What the hell?" "J-Jesus" "It's still here." "Jesus." "You look me in the eye and you tell me that you weren't at his house last night." "um..." "I didn't have a chance." "All right?" "I knew you would react this way." "I knew you would freak out and wouldn't believe me" "That's why I didn't say anything." "okay? and we both ate from it-- What was I supposed to do?" "Huh?" "Poison myself? and you couldn't figure out a way to give it to him." " He never left the room!" " You lying little shit!" "You had one thing to do! that would save our lives." "Right there." "You were in his house!" "And you didn't have the guts to do it." "Two hours and 18 minutes?" "did you?" "How did you know I was at his house last night?" "Were you following me?" "This." "This is how I knew." "You bugged my car?" "7:10 to 9:28 p.m. did you?" "Not the slightest intention." "Everything that I have done for you" "You put a bug on my car?" "I'm sorry." "After everything you've done for me?" "What you've done for me?" "You've killed me is what you've done." "You've signed my death warrant." "And now you want advice?" "I'll give you advice. and wind up in a barrel somewhere!" "God!" "Can you walk?" "Yeah." "You get the fuck out of here and never come back."