"Noah's Arc" "The need in taupe." "Topo." "T, O, P, O. Topo." "Now, for the front of the shirts   I see blue   or maybe ..." "Sky blue." "Do not know what it is blue?" "I can not believe you work in a fabric store and not know colors." "Get a new job." "PROHIBITED PASS" "Yes" "Would you believe that Ricky brought   one of my students as a companion?" "Be fair." "I did not know Brandon was a student that yours   to enter male prostitutes in point ..." "Wherever you choose their boyfriends." "Attention, passengers." "The ferry dock in five minutes." "Welcome to Martha's Vineyard." "Noah, awake, baby." "We." "Come on, let me show you something." "This is my favorite part coming here." "Everything is so beautiful." "Only the best for my love." "The king of my world." "Is not it beautiful, guys?" "Ricky, if my stripes Louis, we will be just you and me." "Yes, massa." "The dog could help to carry your bags." "I bet that Trey is happy for not coming." "Now, Trey, is the husband Alex, right?" "Yes, they had to stay home with the new baby." "Thank God." "On this trip, the last we need is a baby screaming." "I think you took care of that." " Surprisingly, Wade." " Did you see the ocean view?" "This house is intense." "So here will be held the wedding, right?" "Wade and Joey Do?" "Son Wade and Noah, Randy." "N, O, A, H." "It's Brandon, Ricky." "B, R, A, N, D, O, N." "Welcome home of Robinson." "The rooms are upstairs, names are in the doors." "In the words of Dominique Devereaux from "Dynasty"   do not sleep with your clothes on or sleep with clothes." "I need two rooms." "You unpack." "I'll show Noah something behind." "Hey." " Child will not work." " They have no prospects." "I give them two months." "I think not." "Why do you think that marriage does not work?" "I do not believe in marriage." "For men monogamy is a contradiction in terms." "But Wade and Noah have some unique problems." "The problem is the accident." "It's what brought them together." " Both are spiteful." " Wade had a car accident?" " Noah helped him recover." " How romantic." "Except that what caused the crash was a fight   between Wade and her boyfriend after seeing Wade and Noah in action." " Sounds like a novel." " Why not work." "Life is not a novel." "But everything in life bounces off something." "But this drama enhanced emotional is not real." "I mean, what is when is it?" "Two people with nothing in common   that even is like a special way." " Should not tell Noah?" " For what purpose, Trey?" "Noah is only for Wade." "You will not hear a thing." "Love is blind." "What are you wearing?" "This wedding should run with some military precision." " I'm channeling ..." " Who, The Village People?" "You're cute." "Are we going to use all these in one weekend?" "Only if the local types are horrible." "Herf "the feelings of the baby?" "Let's see if we can do something about it." "There." "Hello, O.J. How is our small Zulu warrior?" "Alex, for the umpteenth time   is Ojemodupe." " Never mind." "O.J. For short." "Before you forget, the local provider is still a damn, so it looks." "I need you to go FedEx   and send a lot of things for the wedding." "No, Alex." "I must be at the clinic in an hour." "You can do way." "Take pencil and paper, because there should be no errors." "Blue you write, right?" "I really missed this place." "As a child I used to come every summer." "Spring Break, Christmas." " This barn was my sanctuary." " But   Where are the boats?" " Down." "It was kind of your parents who let us use this   especially in light of their opinion over gay marriage." "My grandfather left us the house all." "I use it anytime." "And when my parents die, will be mine." "And after we get married   also will be yours." "It is the fifth call in an hour." "It must be important." "Answers." " Hi, Brandy." " How is my favorite writer?" "I'm fine, Brandy." "What?" "I sent some notes from the script." "Do you received?" "I need the draft early Monday." "Not yet." "I have revised my email." "But Wade and I were married this weekend, so ..." " Are you getting married?" " In Massachusetts." " On Martha's Vineyard." " Noah, listen." "This film is one of the premieres Paramount's most important." "What will I tell the studio head?" "What you did not do your work   because you were busy symbolic ritual with your boyfriend?" "And when you ask why I did not know before   I'll say: "I guess I must have offended because I do not even invited." "Invite only a few close friends, but ..." ""And I'm not a close friend?" "Of course we would love to come." "I'll send the information." "Not coming." "Not coming." "No, it's very last minute." "But good luck this weekend." "I hope my comp box on Monday morning." " Brandy, do not listen." " Bye." "My God, what now?" "Alex!" "Now that I have your attention   time to announce the beginning ..." "Operation ..." "wedding weekend perfect." "I have the whole weekend split in one hour segments." "Can we have some time to enjoy being here?" "Then we will all wedding things you like." "If you want this wedding fall behind   within minutes of our arrival, okay." "When finished enjoying "being here"   mom will be in the kitchen candied yams   and peeling shrimp for soup." "They are confused   if you think I'm going to be working like a slave ..." "Well, according to the schedule, says   Ricky must be "taking pictures backyard canopy   to send over the Internet the florist   for the leaves to make the game "." "Sure." "Well, Counter teacher, how makes you and Mr. Macintyre   Eddie and Chance, Brandon, at least this weekend." "And four years." "Married for three." "It's so good." "My longest relationship is four months, almost." "Well, when you are young, naturally that just want to have fun." "And even when you're not so young." "But we are very happy, do not you, baby?" "I've never been happier." " Who is?" " It's Arthur, the caregiver." "Makes gardening fills the fridge   turn on the heating." "Maybe I can warm it." " He is a heterosexual, Ricky." " I have not yet known." "Ricky." "Sure you can lend a hand the teacher." ""You said you were love it, right?" "See you at dinner." "Ever ago what couples do?" "Not really." "He tells "say yes to life"." "Rather, say yes to STDs." " You have to excuse him." " No, I'm not mistaken with Ricky." "Just have fun, okay?" " And on that thing you said ..." " What?" "I heard nothing." "Thanks, professor." "I mean, Chance." "I'll check my email." ""Practice of cake cutting." "We, love." " Pie!" " Come on, time on the cake." "Look, I really was not in love with Chance." "It's just so inspiring." "All that passion that makes in their classes and seminars." "Interesting." "Alex did not put you name." "Just wrote "Ricky's the trick."" "So this is be gay?" "Does being a prostitute who can not saying no or being bored and tired   pretending to be happy?" "Here's my little warrior Zulu." " Is not it nice, baby?" " It's so adorable." "I do not know how you can be away from him a minute." "I know." "We wanted him to bring, but Doctors said it was too soon." "We've him had only two months and with its immune system ..." " It's definitely positive?" " We do not know." "Most babies to mothers with HIV are positive   in the first six months, I have or not." "So we are waiting." "You miss him." "Honestly, baby, it's nice rest, because he cries a lot." "Raise the roof of the house." "But only the weekend." "Will mother in the arms of Alex on Monday." "Where is Ricky with those photos of foliage?" "Watch my sweet, baby." "Ricky!" "Where are you, bitch?" "I know you're fast taking the damn photos." "What do you think about having children?" "We still have not moved together, papo." "That changed Monday." "Then we can discuss it on Monday, when we married respectable." "We will have no children born out of wedlock." "You're so sad." " Baby Gat." " Send a voice mail." "Probably named to congratulate me." "You lie." "You know, this marriage never work   if you do not learn to trust me." "I trust you." "This crazy and stupid spoiled is another matter." "He's obsessed with you since he refuses." "You know I like Baby Gat, right?" " No?" " Yes" "Then stop fooling yourself, papo." "I hear they cut cake." "Thanks, baby." "We need to talk." " What does it matter?" " Who says we are wrong?" " Brandon." " Brandon is in love with me." "Sure it would." "But in the room, Couples talked about   who marry and then discover who do not like." "He was talking about Noah and Wade, not us." "Okay." " Eddie, I ..." " Dinner is served." "Bow our heads." "Lord, thank you for giving me the strength   to prepare This delicious meal   without anyone's help." "Alex." "Thanks for the wonderful gifts of love and friendship   you have given us this day." "Amen." " Amen!" " Amen." " See you later." " Bye." "What's for dinner?" "I'm starving." "Let's eat." "Have they decided about the name?" ""You shall put the name of Noah, it yours, or both?" " Still not decided." " We'll take both." "And if you go to a place like Saudi Arabia   will not be presented as lord and master." "I doubt we're going to Saudi Arabia." "Well, what about Jamaica?" "Sometimes you have to be pioneers." "You should try to be brave." "That's where it starts." " I thought only joking." " About what?" "The double surname." "I mean, if you want to put my name with yours, well   but do not know." " When you meet the perfect guy   definitely want to put his name with mine." "Homosexuals are like stars." "The stars never change their surnames when they marry." "Diana can marry anything you want." "It will always be Miss Ross." "But marriage is a statement before the world, right?" "The reality is somewhat more complicated than a big gesture." "You know what?" "How about a toast?" "To Noah, for making me the honor give me her hand in marriage   call us as we call it then   and wherever we choose spend our holidays." "To Noah." "You know, I think it is surprising that you and Mr. Iverson   manage an HIV clinic and adopt an African orphan." "Surprisingly, unlike some unnamed superstar ... follow the proper channels ..." "in our adoption." "And Professor Counter, I mean, Chance   he and her husband, have a daughter, right?" "Little Ethiopia." "It's so cute." " I thought it was Kenya." " Yes, Kenya, yes." "It is with the parents of Eddie during the weekend." "And their parents know what him and Chance?" "What about your parents?" "If I told my parents I am gay they disown me." "But I want to, you know?" "I want to know who I am and who love me anyway." "And I feel that unless I tell them   not give them the opportunity to know the real me." "Understand?" "Look, never tell anyone he has to tell." "You do what's right for you." "Make sure that decisions you make are the foundations   the world in which want to live." "It's getting late and we must get up at dawn." "So why do not you go to bed?" " Here." " What is this?" " Condoms, and you better use them." " Because Ricky is promiscuous." "Although Ricky was a saint, met him last week." "You should always use condoms." "Thanks, Alex." "Nene, take your little tight ass up." "What do snowflakes at night?" "God scattered diamonds on black velvet." "Why did not you Wade I marry?" "I just want to be happy." "Do not you think I can make Wade happy?" "Do not think anyone can be happy without being free." "Why are you so afraid?" "Then why did you bring to Brandon?" "I do not know." "The other day I was looking at pornography and it occurred to me." "The idea of being locked a weekend   with a group of married couples scared me." "Being trapped." "That's what scares me most." "But that's what you do not understand on Wade and myself." "It is love that frees us." "Love is just a word." "Freedom too." "What pornography?" "What looked at pornography when you had that epiphany?" ""Under the Habit"." "What?" ""These monks kneel but not to pray. "" "I think it's my place, my brother." " Good night, Ricky." " Good evening." " Hello." " Hello." "My weddingbook!" "You left it in the downstairs bathroom." "I stuck with tape." "Chance is my bible." "You look tired and too late." "Go to sleep." "Sleep?" "Baby, I sew it all." "I design a wedding cake." "I have things to do." "At the risk of a stupid question   Why did not you order a cake?" "What is that?" "It is one thing I'm a bit ... momentum." " Alex." " It's herbal, not tea." ""Herbs?" "Herbs!" "Can I connect?" "Sure." "What the hell is this?" "DowneLink is my profile." ""Like in" oral sex "?" "It is not something sexual, Ricky." "It is a place of friendship." "It's like MySpace but for homosexuals, and. .." "Yes, I understand, as Black Gay Chat or Whatstea." " Hi, Mom." " Hey, baby, how are you?" " How are you?" " There must be a handsome man   on this island." "Look, the thing is   I tell you something." "Something important." "Fat, old, fat, ugly   damn thin, nothing." "No, Mom, Myla not became pregnant." "We are only friends." "Look, the thing is, I am gay." "Homosexuality?" "What the hell you mean you're gay?" " I'm out." " I feel for not faint." "Do not expect me awake." "It is a sin, Brandon." "Sin!" "Hi Mom ..." "Mama, no." " Mom ..." " Wait to tell your father!" "Insurance will have a heart in the act!" "God!" "Homosexuality?" "Homosexuality?" "What?" ""Ricky did something?" "I was so inspired to be with you   to hear your families accepted you." "So I called my mom and told her I'm gay." " What happened?" " Called my dad   and he said he does not want me to come back." " Do not want to be alone tonight." " Of course not." " Limits?" " Shut up, Eddie." "Well, well." "What are you looking?" "To you." "You know it's our last chance." "Why?" "Premarital sex." "What's farewells singles?" "Well, premarital sex between us." "What do you mean with "bachelor parties"?" " No I meant." " Is better for you." "No kisses." "Yes" "Police Department Martha's Vineyard." "Get away from the tree." "Breakfast in bed for the happy couple!" "Alex." "Is not this fun, baby?" "Pancakes, maple syrup   bacon, scrambled eggs, hard-boiled   toast, coffee, tea, orange juice   my mom's cookies candied yams and my   and you'd better eat it all." "Enjoy it!" "Breakfast in bed!" "They are at 5:50 a.m." "Breakfast!" "I think Ricky and Brandon escaped." "They were probably walking." "Or for a car ride." "Ricky's car is not." "They say, fled." "Damn, are they getting fatter?" "Alex, are sweet potatoes for breakfast?" "Chance, how many times I tell you?" "The sweet potatoes are the new for breakfast." "Magazine "O"." "Now eat it today need all your strength   because you have to millions of things." "Yes?" "Care." "That was close." "Great." "They say they can not deliver samples of bed linen   or Doric columns." "Farewell to my temple Arcadio as the theme for the wedding." "You know what time is it, Alex?" " Yes, 6:01." " No, L.A. It's 3 a.m." "So?" "Just as you feed your baby." "Hello, O.J.!" "What are you doing up so late?" "You know your dad must go to work tomorrow to make money   so you can buy something when you return." "What?" "Recently, your look." "Sounds like a total stranger." "No, no, no, it's good." "It means that even ..." "Still fascinates me." "You're still my man of mystery." "You are so weird." "And by the way   the answer to that question you ask last night is yes." "I would like to have children   but not soon." "Boy, can that want to download." "Idiot!" "Does this seem red?" "I said red roses, not lavender, pink, green, or those colors!" " Are you colorblind?" " Sorry, Mr. Kirby   but the order says "lavender"." "If there is any problem, call the store." "Alex, purple is my favorite color." "I guess it will pretty with the costumes." "Thank you very much." "Thank you very much." "Take care." "What now?" " Take care, okay?" " Okay." "Where were you, Ricky?" " I could not sleep, so ..." " Can we take him to the backyard?" "Beware, beware." "Come on." "Eddie, Eddie, beware with flowers." "Put them there." "Well." "Well, bitch, what happened?" "I could not sleep, so I went for a walk in the park   the other side of the island." " Let's skip the preamble dishonest." "You were in the woods for Men." "Despite having a young adorable in your room." " I saw this guy and..." " Do we need to hear this?" "No, but we want to." "Well, when we were, you know, the police appeared." "The guy got away, and I remained alone." " Ricky ..." " Wait, wait, wait." "Improve." "I spent the night in jail for public indecency." "I hope Wade's family does not find out   on this offense at your door." "It is a misdemeanor." "And the best part is that the night Sergeant was attractive." "And I liked it." "So I've got two guys on a night and a free trip home." "Which reminds me that someone should take me to the park   to pick up my rental car." "Bravo, Ricky." "On my wedding weekend?" "Really?" "It's your wedding, not mine." "Damn!" "If another person and not Ricky, I'd swear he was jealous." "I hope the weather clears before the wedding." "Oh, shit." "Shit!" " Shit, shit!" " What?" "Reset the pages I worked the last two hours." "I said, save often." " That does not help me." " What works, Professor?" "The paradigms of the free market capitalist consumerism   and individual freedom seen through the eyes of a slave   on the auction block." " Well, it seems profound." "It is." "Overall I hope to release   black gay men controlling forces of both   the free market mentality where slavery is rooted   and attitudes of hatred to one induced under the same models   current psychoanalysis." " It's so amazing." "When was the last time well you get excited about us?" "What has my book to do with our marriage?" "God, I go crazy." "If this has to do with me because I have spent the night with you ..." "Would you mind giving us a moment?" "Yes, sure, Mr. Macintyre." "It has nothing to do with last night, Brandon." "Lose those pages you more angry that the idea of losing your marriage." "Is it the real you?" "Your husband and your daughter are just decoration   for your intellectual vocation?" "Yes they were, then this marriage   will never work because I need   for us to be your center." "So?" "Eddie, I ..." "I do not know." "Well, you thought, or else ..." "Or if not what?" "What's so funny?" "I discovered something." "Why do you do what you do." "The sex is just a distraction." "What?" "Of truth." "And what would the truth, exactly?" "You're in love with Noah." "Nice try, Brandon, but I am too big for mind games   and you're too young for them." " Then I dare you." " What?" "Kiss him." "Now." "Go up and kiss him." "Then tell me I'm wrong." "Because I've seen how you look   and I've seen the way that it supports the body." "I have 19 years, but I know much more about love than you, Ricky." "Go to hell." "What is this?" "It's for you." "It is an early wedding present." ""How to Save Your Gay Marriage?"" "Alex, still we are not married." "What are you trying to make us?" "Prevention." "I'm sure it will fabulous and perfect marriage." "Well, thanks, I guess." "How do I look?" " I ..." " Yes?" " What was that?" " Nena, she freaks." "That's what makes you sucking cock in the park." "Especially if they are large." " What was that?" " Why ask me everything?" "They have to prove my soup." "Honey, is a bomb." "It is my great-grandmother's recipe." "Damn." "What?" "The tension is so thick as the bread that made Chance." " I like bread, Professor." " Thanks, Brandon." "Consent of teacher." "Must be the Pet Store." ""Pet Shop?" "Where is my friend, Noah?" "Where is my writer?" " "Baby Gat?" " Is the rapper?" "He is the protagonist I write the movie." "Kind of neat." "Will you give me an autograph?" "No, but you can stick your cock in your butt, if you want." " Wade!" " "Baby Gat is gay?" "God." "You can not tell anyone, Brandon." "What does your sex life so valuable?" "The fact that my film collapse if people find out." "Noah!" "Yoy are not invited and you are not welcome." "Go back to your limousine and go to hell!" "You mean that limo?" " Yes?" " Brandy, come back here." "Impossible, Noah." "Fortunately, Diddy bought a house in the vineyard   and tonight give a great party." "Be late lunch before the party." "Now, be nice to our star." "We need him for the film." "Chaito!" "Damn." "Have mercy on the traveler Alvarado, good sir." "Do not leave me out in the cold, cold." "It's daylight, Curtis, and I know that one can take you   to a hotel." "To an old diamond." "Curtis, you know I can not accept it." "Then throw it away." "You know gift when something is a gift." "Basta!" "I know what you're doing." " And you leave an encouragement." " Me?" "I'm doing nothing." "Yes you do." "I love attention." "Watch your body language." "It is not enough stamina the antics   of your annoying friends." " Wade, also are your friends." " Not even welcome them!" "Excuse me." "Sit!" "Your friends do not like." "Ever they like." "That's not true." "If they disapproved, Why be here?" "Because you want." "Yes" "I am sorry you think my friends do not want   much as I do." "They will, but it takes time." "You know." "I regret that appeared Baby Gat uninvited and that despite   of what I say or do, remains a flirtatious." "Brandy sorry ..." "My boss, do not forget." "... has told us were getting married." "I regret that." "But I know   Are you using this as an excuse to get away?" "Will you marry me or not?" "Because if you do not want ..." "I will not lock you, Wade." "I love you." "And I want love you feel more free." "For loving me means you should do certain things   and accept that you are not part of certain things." "And he must fight about such things." "Do not you understand?" "I know all that." "That's why I proposed marriage when we could have lived together." "To prove that I understand   just do not need your friends if you doubt me no doubt." "Come on." "Time to put things in place." "And Baby Gat?" "Faced with this bitch when the time comes." " Look, Curtis ..." " Baby Gat." "Only my friends call me Curtis." "Whatever, baby." "I care only remember that this wedding." " It will be remembered." " In a good way." "Now, how do we make this no idiot ruin it?" "I believe that you they're ruining it without my help." "What?" "Who do you think you talking about?" "You know nothing about me." "We can solve   all this table." "We set fire to this place." "I tell you ..." "Damn, my blueberry pie." "Look, we want Noah to be happy." " They want Noah to be happy." " Me." "And you're ready to go the closet to be with him?" " Because it is what is needed." " We'll fix that." "I do not think well." "I live by my impulses, man." "My feelings." "My heart." "So do not come with lectures on logic." "Because that's your thing, not mine." "I say what atemos, and metamos in the trunk   a car until this is over." "That would be kidnapping, and Ricky   you've spent a night in prison this weekend." "I ran out of ideas." "Anyone else?" "What do you think?" "Thrilled to see a star, I filmed everything with my cellphone   to show my friends University." "I shot a Baby Gat giving flowers to Noah." "You know, the gay thing." "Could be transferred via Bluetooth YouTube easily." "Or I can save and delete after the wedding." "Brandon, you're a genius." "Holy God." "What ...?" " Eddie?" " Leave it." "You have to calm down." "I must say   what I did before was wrong, go, now I realize." "They love nothing will change." "I just want to be there to celebrate their union." "You have my word." "From brother to brother." " Where does this?" " Feel the love, rasta, that is." "These guys ..." "These guys ..." "They want." "Both of them." "They just tell me the great couple that form." "Although they have a review." "What?" "They say you're paranoid." "They say that you trust   where you want they want to Noah." "I am a man who keeps his word." "It is better that you, too what are you, my black." "Who asked for something from the Pet Store?" "Alex!" "Look." "When we talked last time about our dreams?" "In college I was in a band." "Lead Parasol." "You said it stank." "Go to hell!" "At least it was fun." "I loved playing in that band." "When was the last time I played a guitar?" "When you see that trigger a midlife crisis." "I guess." "Crap." "Sorry." "Chance!" "My God, Alex!" "So let go and then ..." "Do you fly?" "Do not freeze at this time of year?" "The perfect metaphor for the joy of marriage." "That's it." "Returned." "God!" "What happened?" " We found him unconscious." " Careful." "Okay?" "Still breathing." "He has a good pulse." "Alex, where are they?" " Give me the pills." " Do you take pills?" " Amphetamines or something." " Son of herbs." "Where are ...?" "DETAINED THE DREAM" "Alex, not herbal." "They are loaded with caffeine." "That's why I passed out." "You're exhausted." "You must sleep." " But the wedding." " Do not worry about that." "You prepared the schedule." "We will follow it." " Sleep." " Do not forget to bring your camera   for the video of the preparation." " I'm sorry." " Eddie, not now." "Very well then." "I guess we all have work to do." "You recover." "What is that thing the broom?" "When our ancestors were slaves were not allowed to marry   legally, so they created this ritual to symbolize a wedding." " It's a way of honoring history." " Great." "I feel bad because your family is not." "Are our families or none." "We discussed it." "It is my choice." "Yes, but now it's real." "It feels like a bad start or a bad omen." "Because with my family was not my choice." "Papo." " Did they finish?" " Almost." "You picked the perfect time to awaken." "That was the plan." "The final touch." "Alex, are adorable." "Thank you very much." " Thanks, Alex." " Is not it nice?" " Look at the scarf." " They must be hungry." " You hungry?" " Very much so." "I'm starving." "Let's eat." "Boys." "Dinner." " Great, I'm starving." " Yes, that is." "Now, Noah and Wade   before moving to their respective stag   I remind you that from now on, bride and groom   should not be before the wedding." " What?" " Why?" "Bad luck." " But do not share the bed?" " Wade can sleep in the shed." "Great." "Well, okay." "Eddie, do you still take it to Wade your bachelor party?" " Yes." " Well, and we'll do the party   here at home." "The jacuzzi is warming at this time." " Is the hot tub?" " What about Brandon?" "Brandon can celebrate with us." "'ll Enter another one." " It's fun." " Yeah, like a slumber party." "You can come with us, Brandon." "Yes, sure, Mr. Macintyre." "Well." "No more formal dessert." "Beginning the bachelor parties." "Come on!" " What do you call this place?" " Fos'cle." "Bar heterosexual bias with a bohemian twist." " Do you have your ID, right?" " Yes, Mr. Macintyre." "Hey, Kim-Fung Choi, if you want go to that bar ..." "Eddie and Wade ... call us." "Do you think it is okay to stop using condoms after marriage?" "It's difficult." "I mean, passing clinic many young   I ask, "Can I let him without a condom? "." "Having known the guy less than a week." "They say:" ""I love it." "I trust him." "Doing many good things for me. "" "And I say, "Do you trust him?" "Nena you'll be sitting in a clinic ..." "HIV ... feeling stupid! "" "But not much more complicated when you talk   on a long term relationship?" " You and Trey still use condoms?" "We did the first five years but always did the test." "And you know that we are to meet 11 years?" "Can you believe it?" "And I never cheated." "That you know." "What about you and Eddie?" "Still use condoms." "I think it's more hygienic." "Well, I think we can expect." "Maybe we review the options after years of happy monogamy." "There's that word again." "Monogamy." "With all types that are sexy   Why do it?" "Well, not so much monogamy itself." "Well ..." "Wade is the man ... sexiest on the planet." " For you." " Yes, for me." "And I got it." "But as you know it the sexiest if not sales   and you check regularly?" "You just know." "Okay?" " I drink to that." " Health." " Bitch, okay." " Yes?" "I mean, you know, I will not lie." "I know he has wood." "Health, friends." " Health." " By Martha's Vineyard." " For the wedding." " For the wedding." "So like effeminate, right?" "I mean   Noah is not very masculine, no offense." "And even the teacher's Counter a little loose   when nobody is looking." "There was nothing I sought, but when you fall in love, indeed." " Yes." " But did you ever think   "if someone more masculine? "" "Sometimes." "But femininity in a type is something funny." "You get used to and you stop noticing it." "Notes all things masculine." "Muscles of the face angle." "Then you must submit someone   and during this horrible time back to see everything." "Suddenly you're scared." "You think: "Who am I?" "Do we really want this? "" "But it forces you to confront it." "To be more courageous than you ever been if you had the easy option." "I will ask another round." "I hope you have not offended." "Me like Mr. Nicholson." "It's great." "Only now I'm trying discovered homosexuality." "And the kids my age are so impacts on different things." "And if you walk around being sexist   with my pants hanging from the rear ..." " You're a real man." " Exactly." "We all have to be 50 Cent   or if Terrell Owens not fit that mold   not even deserve to exist." "You know something, man?" "It is." "It takes a lot more value to be yourself as who you are   is someone with whom many idiots ignorant have problems." "But make no mistake." "Noah?" "It is ten times more brave than I ever will be." "But what about the thing upside down?" "Do not limit a bit?" "Like a parody of heterosexual relationships?" " What do you mean?" " Because I'm versatile, yes?" "Did you ever want Mr. Nicholson fuck you?" "Who says you he have not already done?" "Hey." "Baby, you're drunk, baby." " It's not fair." " What?" "I do not care the family of Wade." "Yes, but what you do about it?" "He forgot the phone." "Is it prudent?" "I know he would love that his family was here." "What time is it?" "Hello?" ""Mrs. Robinson?" ""Wade?" "I'm actually Noah." "But flames my son's phone." "Is something wrong?" "Did something happen?" "No, no, no." "Everything is fine." "It's just that ..." "This is the wedding." "What wedding?" "Wade's wedding." "What are you talking?" "Who speaks and how do you know my son?" "And why call me at this time?" " No one knows." " Oh, this is sweet." "Wade and I ..." " Yes?" " Wade and I were married." "I'm afraid I do not understand." "Wade is married." "Who are you, Pastor?" "No, I mean ..." "I have marry him." "Wade and I were married." "And the thing is   he would you are here." """ Here "?" "In the house of Martha's Vineyard for the wedding   tomorrow." "It would mean a lot to him." "Listen, do not know who   and do not know why I called at midnight   saying hateful lies." "But whoever it is, let alone my son!" " The guys forgot the key." " Well, well, well." "Let no one say a word about what just happened   until you think what to say to Wade." "Okay." "Forgot gown." "I like to stay." "Surprise!" "Are we going to invite to happen?" "Of course." " Curtis!" " Your old man is not, right?" "The last chance to make the wild." "That is what the bachelor party." "Get away from me." "The party was fabulous." "Baby Gat talked and talked on your scripts." "And Diddy is looking for a vehicle new to his acting career." ""I Am Legend" finds its "In Pursuit of Happiness."" "Where is the toilet?" " Down on ..." " Got it!" "Coked." "Beautiful house." "I wear clothes." "It does not bother me." "My God, boys   They are Brandy and Baby Gat." "What do I do?" "Want my advice?" "Probably not, but in these circumstances themselves." "Sleep with Baby Gat   but I know what the British call "bad in bed"." "So lose interest." "Without principles, but psychologically effective." "I sleep with Baby Gat." "A useful suggestion, please?" "Offer him a drink." "Great!" "You Keep them busy here   while I clear my mind and Wade will tell how   I just tell his mother he's gay." "And I wear clothes." "I wear clothes." "Ricky is in love with Noah." "So nobody is attracted." "It is not against marriage." "It is against Noah to marry someone other than him." "That makes sense, really." "You know, you're pretty smart." "If it were so smart, have devised a way   to tell my parents without completely disinherit me." "When we discover, let me know." "Wait, did not you tell your parents?" "But you're getting married." "Yes, well, I guess that makes me dumber than I look." "Now, when I was at the party Oprah's Christmas last year ..." "Baby, please." "You were not in Oprah's house." "Yes, I was." "Santa Barbara." "Is the promised land of the real estate?" "Does Oprah's house?" "Back off, it will explode." "Tell me everything." "Start with the kitchen!" "Yes, I'm not much into the kitchen." "Anyway, look at me O   look at Beyonce, looks back at me   and says:" ""They could be twins."" "I know." " What?" " My God." "No, seriously, what happens?" "Are you hiding from me?" "I needed air." "What's wrong?" "You tell me." "I had two days claustrophobic   of fights, arguments ... couples on the brink ..." "divorce." "To overcome this, just   to discover that the family of Wade not known he is homosexual." "If it takes you where the commitment long term, not to mention   marriage, Why do this?" "How do I know?" "I never aspired to marital status." "The old man used to wear my mother as sandbag." "She never left him." "Once stabbed him, but never left him." "Curtis that is horrible." "It's what I say." "What do you do?" "Live free or die   Noah Nehemiah Nicholson." "Live free or die." "Thanks for sharing that." "Curtis." "Curtis." "Curtis, out!" "Crap." "Sure you'll be fine, Mr. Robinson?" "I'm fine." "Sorry, guys." "I did not think I had taken both." "There is a real farewell unless someone vomit." "I'll change clothes." "What's wrong with you?" "Can we not have a moment no genuine attempt   without you want to sleep with me?" " Sorry, I could not help it." " You're too sexy." " Come on." "You change your clothes." "You freeze." "Is it a hot tub?" "Yes" "I'll race you!" "What?" "Baby Gat, yes!" "Curtis!" "Nobody can beat me!" "Do you realize you're naked and it's very cold?" "You know you're crazy?" "You're completely crazy." "I'm crazy about you!" "Come on!" "You exit the tub." "No, salt." "Simply, no!" "What about Curtis?" "Stupid." "As you take off your clothes." "That means you have to know Diana." "I say, Miss Ross." "Her son Evan and I are almost best friends." "Her acting career is also rising." "Tell me you saw him in "ATL"." "Sure, bitch." "He is young but is well!" "Yeah, baby, you can get." "Seriously, bitch." "Who would you say bitch?" "I thought you seriously angry." "That is not the problem." "You love me." "No, no   I love you." "I love Wade." "Your mouth says Wade but your penis says Curtis." "No, not so." "What the hell, guys?" "What?" "Wade, just ..." "Wade!" "Wade!" "Let him go." "Film or no film   if you ruin my wedding, I swear   by God I'll kill you!" "Wade!" "Ricky, Ricky." "Go after him." "Make sure he doesn't something crazy." "Why not?" "You did." "Please?" "Come to papa." "What?" "You are." "I saw what happened there." "Are you okay?" "You are?" "You love him, right?" "But he loves you." "Yes?" "Between you and me ..." "I always wondered ... what all the fuss." "What do you that makes him so crazy?" "Well ..." "Between you and me, I always ..." "I wondered why ... fuss over you." "Why no one rejects you?" "Not even Arthur." "Yes?" "Yes" "Shit!" "Noah!" "Noah!" "Noah!" "If I have to listen to a story Celebrity banal more   I will cut my own eardrums." "You want wine?" "I want a divorce." "Do you want to slap and   divorce?" "We are not happy, and you know it." "It's over." "What, no reply hurtful?" "I'm too drunk." "We should talk about this when we're sober." "Enough, Chance." "We failed." "Failure is an most basic freedoms." "Enough!" ""Chance?" "Oh, O.J. It's so cute." "Is not it?" "And love Mama Alex." "Sometimes I think Trey is a little jealous of our relationship." "Is that Trey?" "Wow, that's nice." "I know your big bum should be maltratandote." "And it makes me feel as a real woman." " A W, O, M, A ,N." " W, O, M, A, N.." "Noah!" "Noah!" "It is bad luck for the newlyweds   be before the wedding!" "Yes" "Noah!" "Noah, is not what you think." "Nene." "Nene, opens the door." "Nene, please." "Let's talk." "Noah!" "Noah, please, baby." "Come on." "Noah." "Damn!" "HOW TO SAVE YOUR GAY MARRIAGE" "God, the food   it looks great." "And the cake." "What, Alex?" "It is the cake." "It's perfect." "I was trying to   see me happy, but I can not lie." ""How to Save Your Gay Marriage. "" "It was not for Wade and me, right?" "Baby, my marriage is a disaster." "I wondered why had highlighted many passages." "But I thought things were going well between you." "The clinic recently received that great benefit." " Adopt O.J." " I know." "I guess I should be grateful." "But Trey and I, we go crazy." "We are together 24 hours." "But most of the time is in the clinic or watching the baby." "A couple of months they have it." "They must get used to being parents." "Things are better." "Not only that." "Trey is more passive." "I'm more dominant." "And sometimes I hear the way   in which I talk and see his face, and it's like   I can not stop I'm doing." "Well, "identify the problem is the first step   to solve it. "" "The problem is that I'm the boyfriend from hell." "And the solution is that it should me on the street." "But you know Trey loves you, Right?" "That sounds more convincing   as a solution when you get married." "But after 10 years   need something more than love to save the marriage." "But if love does not save   What can you do?" "You do not think worth saving?" "Do you think he cares?" "Clearly." "Thank you." "Take this." "Forget it." "Chance." "Chance." "What time is it?" "Time to decide what you really want." "Eddie was asleep all night." "If you upload now   never know." "I know, because I will tell." "It's my husband." "I owe the truth." "Brandon." "Brandon." "Wake up." "Time to go to bed." "Move." "Are you okay?" "The wedding party appears have become a divorce." "Even Wade and myself." "Come here." "Sorry I could not rewrite the script." "Do not worry about that." " I'll get a." " Really?" "Talk to your boss." "I heard he is a real bitch   but I can handle it." "Now listen, the script is life, Noah." "You're the writer of your own life." "It's time to take control." "Time to take control." "Thanks, Brandy." "I need a joint." "This can not happen again." "Bad boundaries." "But thanks." "In the kitchen." "And honey, tell your daddy   Trey knows that Daddy Alex which may be a fool." "And it promises to   attempt to close the mouth   and open your ears and listen." "He just wants the opportunity." "Do you think Alex deserves papi an opportunity?" "Do you have to ask?" "Well, I know you want me back home   because you know I'm hungry." "I have something for you." "Let me raise the music." "I'm sorry, okay?" "My fault." "I mean, I started." "Why?" "Because ..." "I do not understand." "Why is my best friend would feel   the need to add my boyfriend the parade of trophies   which brought the weekend?" "The student, the gardener   the stranger in the park, the police said." " I did with the police." " What?" "I felt humiliated   after I was arrested." "So I lied that the tragedy   seems a win." "The guy sexy in the woods   was a repressed married   did not know how make a good puff." "Arthur was just an adventure." "And Brandon is a child." "A child appealing, but being with him   makes me feel middle-aged and outmoded." "But with Wade   I needed to know why." " Why that?" " Why him?" "What's so great?" "What is the magical, special   wonderful, amazing that has him   I do not?" " You mean ...?" " I love you." "Not as a friend, or friend." "More than that." "And every man seems trivial compared." "They are just bodies." "I love you." "And the words burn my mouth   because I know you do not love me." " Ricky ..." " Not like that, I know." "It is my burden." "And sorry if sometimes makes me act like a fool." "But one thing I do know." "What?" "You always take care." "Always." "And I know otherwise." "You love Wade." "Thank you." "So what you waiting for?" "Sorry." "I'm sorry too." "You know, nothing happened." "Only a drunken kiss." "The same with Baby Gat." "Less than a kiss." "Are we doing the right thing?" "Are we taking it   seriously enough?" ""Until death do us part?" ""Forgetting all others?" "We can only try, Wade." "But I want to try." "Really." "Do you?" "Sure." "Going to change." "I have to save three more relations before it reaches the minister." "Show me the path." "Where's the cream?" "I got your cream." "Shut up." "Sorry about last night." "Can we forget?" "Do not look to me, brother." "I swallowed so many pills I do not know what happened last night." "Well." "Can you help me with my hair?" "Yes" "First let me go to see Brandon." "You're not really remember?" "Because I do not." "Hello." "Hello, sir   Noah." "Are you okay?" "Did you hear your parents?" "Not a word." "Well, maybe that will take them   time, but they will understand." "What if they do not?" "What will I do?" "I mean, I live in the university   during the year, but what about summer vacation?" "Listen, whatever   what happens to your family   you always have a place to go." "With Wade and me and Chance and Eddie, or Ricky." "Ricky?" "It may take time   but he always does right at the end." "Come on." "Why would you do that for me?" "For now   you are also part of our family." "Now I take a shower." "But you look cute." "For me, the life of the mind always comes first." "I can not be happy if not." "But I'll never love anyone   as much as you." "I do not want a life with anyone   except you." "And give you all the love   I have to give another human being." "Can we make a promise?" ""Make what we have among us   in an adventure?" "Say yes to everything   the remarkable and surprising?" "Always be rebuilding the temple." "Always be reconstructed the temple." "T.S. Eliot." "I slept with Brandon." "I know." "I missed you." "As you should have." "By the way, the answer is yes." "What is the question?" "Do you forgive?" "Should we start?" "A minute." "But it's cold." "The guests are frozen." "One more." "My God." "We, ma'am." "Watch your step." "Mommy?" "You look so beautiful." "Mami." "I can not believe you left married without me." "I wanted you to be here, but did not want Wade to feel bad." "Well, at least had common sense   to invite us but his parents could not come." " Yes" " I love you." "Your dad wanted to come, but had to leave   to see his mother." " Grandma?" "Okay?" "He fell, hurt his hip." "Old drunk." " Mom!" " Okay." "But I wanted to tell you   we'll a great   reception in Los Angeles when you return." " Great." " Where am I?" "You can sit here." "No, not fair." "Sit." "What now?" "No idea." "It's my mom." "Crap." "Baby, this is worse than an episode of "Jerry Springer"." ""Maury Povich." "Oh, baby." "Mom?" "Wade." "Mom, Mom, this is   Noah." "Do you know?" "Noah and I had a conversation ... very interesting last night ... at 1:30 in the morning." "Sorry." "I was going to tell you." "We were drunk, and I felt bad that your family was not here." " I had no idea that they do not ..." " Okay." "I'm glad to be known." "Wade, would you explain ... obvious why ... tell me   you're not alone gay   but you were going to marry   with your male lover in our holiday home?" "I wanted to." "I tried many times." "But how could the way I grew up?" "It would be easier to tell I'm a serial murderer." "Wade, you're my son." "And though it may not be   the life you I have chosen for you, I know from experience   that sexuality is not a choice." "Whatever you say   your father and these evangelists in church." ""Then you accept it?" "Because if not   you can come back and go home." "Noah and I have lived many things to let you   or else we will ruin this day." "Well, then someone I paid the driver." "I'll pay." " There he goes." " It's the least I can do." "I'm sorry your father can not be." "Can not or will not?" "I'm here." " Step by Step." " Step by Step." "Sit." "I tell him his son   is getting married with a wonderful human being." "The catch her in a minute, but you know ..." "A beautiful girl like you not married?" "You're a lesbian." "Sorry." "Baby, I hope not." "I like penis." " Strictly!" " Strictly!" "The first time I saw you   was not love at first sight." "You were interesting   fascinating, remarkable   but you were a man." "When I started to feel   things you did not know   what was it   you were a man." "When I told you first that I loved you, trembling, full   of fear that just could not breathe, I could see   doubt in your eyes." "I could feel your fear." "And when ..." "Well, words are just words." "And talk is free." "I asked you to marry me because   marriage is a fact." "I asked you to marry me here   in my family's house to show you   that I am not ashamed   join our names   before the whole world, that   everyone suits us and our love." "And in front of your friends   who want to learn   because you want them." "And because they love you to you." "All I did for you." "And all this will do for us." "I will be brave." "Tolerant." "I'll be loving." "I will be kind." "I'll take everything you tremble   and I will place within you   safely in the palm of my hand." "Forever." "Are you crying?" "The first time I saw you   was not love at first sight." "You were interesting   fascinating, remarkable   but you were heterosexual." "Or so he thought." "Or so you thought." "But my love for you grew in silence   from the corner of my eye   drained by the time and tears   and kisses." "I knew that I loved when   to see through me   a fear and a desire in excess of lust." "When I wanted to give the world and receive nothing   more for your smile." "And that'll do it for you." "And this will do for us." "Be polite." "Be honest." "Be brave." "Be truthful." "I will be your port in a storm   and your shield in battle." "And when the time comes   to go to old home of the ancestors   dance with you there." "And now, with power   that gives me the commonwealth   Massachusetts ... pronounce you man   ... and husband." "Sealed with a kiss." "Yes!" "Shall we dance?" "When in Rome." "Come on." ""In good times and bad?" "In good times and bad."