"On Mating" "Lectures on sexuality by" "Carolus Linneus" "The discharge of semen generally begins by 14th year," "when men first indulge in the act of love, and continues thereafter, until the age of 50 or 60, when it comes to an end." "And when the semen starts to flow, the hair round" "the pleasurable members also begins to grow, the teats begins to swell, the voice changes, etc." "Both sexes are stirred by Nature towards mating more easily than before, when they scarce noted the difference between each other." "The time has come." "You sure?" "Yes." "Are you really sure?" "Yes." "Offenders will be prosecuted" "I don't care." "Two centimeters." "Yes." "Check." "Let's see now." "We don't have the time." "Postponed until next recess." "What is his name?" "Stig." "He's cute." "He lives in a same building?" "Yes, the same floor." "Mikael Bengtsson." "Orvar Bergmark." "Grunt-Orvar." "What?" "Grunt-Orvar." "It has to be Runt-Orvar to be funny." "Isidor Blecker." "How long was it?" "Kaj Cervin." "How long did he say it was?" "Bengt Dahlstrom." "How long is it?" "Roger Hansson." "Krister Kristenson." "Bo Larsson." "Lars Larsson." "Sune Malmberg." "Sture Martensson." "Albert Nilsson." "I was class monitor last term can I be monitor now?" "Yes, you and I can keep order in the class together." "It will be good." "Helge Persson." "Stig Santesson." "The Stockholmer" "Stockholmer?" "Are you from Stockholm?" "Yes, I left two years ago." "I am too," "I left three days ago." "My name is" "Viola J-son Gruter." "I'll write it on the blackboard." "Some ladies piss themselves when they come." "What did you say?" "They piss when they come." "Why?" "It's like, wide open inside." "Wide open, like a door." "Maybe they just forgot to go to the toilet before." "Don't you understand anything?" "The dick is still inside." "Maybe it's when they come a lot extra big." "Probably." "I hope we will get along well during this spring term." "You just staying one term, Miss?" "We'll see." "Take out your books." "Show us now, Izzy." "Use the tape-measure." "It has to be two centimeters" "It's stuck in his fly, we don't have all day." "A full pass." "Is it two?" "Yeah, he's right." "Out with the cash." "How much is it?" "28 times 25 pennies." "Stop, that's cheating." "Cheating?" "Yes, he's a Jew." "It doesn't count." "Doesn't count?" "No,they have more hair than us." "Thicker, it's cheating." "I didn't cheat, look for your self." "It's hair!" "What the hell else could it be?" "Sure it's a hair, it's not that, Izzy." "What is it then?" "You're a Jew." "Christ, sure I'm a Jew, so what?" "Didn't you hear what I said?" "It doesn't count." "You've got more, thicker hair than we have." "Outside the race track tote." "If he was a horse." "You didn't say anything before." "No, but that's how it is now" "You can see that, it's natural." "Wait Izzy." "You get 25 pennies back." "What fucking 25 pennies?" "His stake." "If he can't compete, he has to get his stake back." "Why?" "He knew it from the start." "What did he know?" "That he's a Jew." "Look in the mirror, his beak takes up the whole mirror." "But this time we'll let him off;" "give him his 25 pennies." "And you'd be damn grateful." ""He came like a storm on an" "April evening and had a tankard on a belt round his neck."" "Do you know who this was?" "His name begins with C." "Time's up, 5 minutes." "She looked, I've got 3 left." "Hell no, one at the most." "We meet him in the beginning of the novel, he is the storm." "Are you asleep?" "The place is thick with flies." "His name is Carlsson." "We'll look at the excerpt once more." "Left." "Thank you for today." "Sit down." "You name is Stig?" "That face that I haven't shouted at you may persuade you to think" "that I haven't noticed your little... eccentricities." "Nothing could be more wrong." "Chewing of the same gum is bad." "It promotes infectious diseases." "The note you passed around.." "However, I may allow you to continue your little speciality." "I've never considered the fly to be a useful animal." "I don't know how many you've killed, but I am very impressed by your accuracy." "I think you missed one." "Two." "One behind the widow's son in picture, and another that..." "You will stay  clean up the place of execution." "How?" "Is water alright, or should I use a little soap too?" "Use your imagination." "And the note..." "What note?" "The note you passed around that was detrimental to the lesson." "I don't know where it is." "Right hip-pocket." "Would you please read it." "I'm all ears." "I can't do that, Miss." "Are we suddenly no longer able to read?" "But I can't do it, Miss." ""How many times does a cock go in and out during normal sex?" "Prize for the right answer."" "You gentlemen have a rather ex-aggerated idea of male potency." "All answers, except perhaps" "Olle's, are wishful thinking" "The flies." "What?" "That one, for instance" "All bodies removed, Miss." "That one there." "Good-bye." "Good evening." "Sigge!" "Seymor Santesson." "Sigge." "Don't hang your hat hat on the elk, you know what Dad says." "Where is Sigge?" "First I heard he had a quick leave, then Kalle came and said,it was postponed indefinitely." "And I made brown beans." "Was there a letter?" "Mmm under the mermaid." "Little mermaid." "Save the batteries, Mum." "An extra news report." "German forces west of" "Stalingrad have suffered severe losses, and the area around..." "He lost a kilogram, but he's still too fat for welterweight." "You going to a party?" "Why?" "The curlers..." "Oh, I just felt..." "I want to look nice for Sigge." "How much too fat?" "Two." "Kilograms or tonnes?" "Tonnes." "The limit is 6 7." "Then he would ha ve fought Carlstrom." "Is that Strong Arvid?" "Yes." "Toughest guy in the army" "In other words :" "Every bite is a safety risk." "Transfer to submarine service unconfirmed." "Not confirmed..." "Submarines?" "He gets panicky in a lift." "I'm just going up to the attic." "Mmm, I'm in sort of a hurry." "You're going to the cinema." "Mmm I'm late." "Chocolate, sweets, cream cakes." "Come, let's go." "Let's take the tables." "Leave them,the Nordic" "Museum needs some things." "Music, music, music..." "A technical problem, you can buy chocolate while you wait." "We don't want chocolate, we want to see the film." "It's already 5 minutes late." "Then it breaks down when it's barely started." "And it's not the first time." "Boo!" "Chocolate, any one?" "I'll ha ve some chocolate." "You buying the whole box?" "Hurry up, for God sake." "Any one else?" "..." "OUR GANG" "That's the last time" "I help you." "You ha ve to learn to be on time." "If Pettersson had shown up.." "It'd be my last coconut ball." "Damn it, I don't want to lose my job just because..." "And put your hat on." "If Pettersson sees you with on hat on, you'll see stars." "Good boy." "Then they have ori-gies." "Ori-gies." "I hear!" "What's that?" "When a lot do it together." "A lot do it together?" "Yes." "Is that the same as group sex?" "What's group sex?" "Same as you said, what is it...?" "Ori-gies." "Ori-gies." "Quiet!" "He's good around the house too." "Congratulations." "Yes, he always empties the garbage." "And the rugs?" "What?" "Does he help with the rugs too?" "Mmm, always." "You sit in the window a lot." "God, you know what I forgot?" "Radio language lessons." "Aasen..." "Norway." "That's him." "There are a few of us here round the microphone, in a small room and there are thousands and thousands throughout Scandinavia listening to us." "There are thousands and thousands in the whole of" "Scandinavia listening to us." "And we here and you listening to us in Sweden," "Denmark, Norway, Finland and other places." "And you who are here and you listening to us in" "Denmark, Sweden, Norway," "Finland and other places..." "What do you think?" "You're improving." "You'll do it." "Sigge." "Hi." "How long are you staying?" "Just tomorrow." "Did you buy a ticket?" "No, the girl likes the navy." "She's Danish." "You on submarines, or is that a secret?" "I didn't pass the test, but I'll do it again, to get underwater." "Imagine, just a thin steel skin between you and the icy water." "Cheek to cheek with death." "Can you think of anything nicer?" "No, it sounds cheeky." "As long as you don't have claustrophobia." "Claustro...?" "Phobia." "Fear of lifts." "I'm not scared of lifts,am I" "I've never seen you in one." "I take lifts, you take the stairs, and there are no stairs in submarines." "That's her..." "That's her." "If you stay until after the 9 show, we can go home together." "Sure." "Is Dad home?" "Was my hat hanging on the elk?" "No, well then." "That's a point." "Help me." "When will you learn to undress?" "I didn't say you were home." "They'll really be surprised in the morning." "What're you doing?" "The black-out." "You should know about that." "When are the finals?" "They never tell you anything" "not until the last second." "As long as they don't stop me fighting" "Strong Arvid." "I'd like to get revenge on him." "But it depends on whether he's been moved or not." "They can't move people to suit the army boxing championship" "Now I really feel like" "I'm home." "What did you think of Lone?" "What did you talk about?" "She talked a hell of a lot." "Usually Danish isn't hard." "I did not under stand a word she said." "Some dialect, north Jutland or something." "Sigge..." "What if she said she had syphilis?" "I'm just looking up a word." "I usually do that-did it, when Mr.Mollerstrom was here" "What's the word?" "Words I don't under stand." "We just have a small dictionary at home, there's not much in it." "I understand." "What's the word?" "The word now?" "You mean now, Miss?" "Mediocre." "Moderate ability." "Now you don't have to look it up." "Thank you." "Are there more words?" "No," "I just wanted to see if it says anything else." "Well?" "What did it say?" "Mediocre, Latin mediocris." "Mediocre, middling." "Mediocre, person of moderate ability." "Work of no particular value." "I didn't know the noun was mediocrity." "We learn something new every day obviously." "Good-bye." "When does it have to be back" "Before, he's going fishing." "How is your turtle today?" "Thanks for asking." "What is it Albert?" "I don't know if you can stay" "Don't worry." "Good-bye." "Good-bye." "What's he doing?" "Looking up a word." "What's Sticko doing?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Since Albert hasn't returned" "I need someone else to go with me up to the map room." "I'll help you." "That was the maths teacher." "What number was it?" "62." "It wasn't German measles." "Good, sit down." "Stig better take that back." "Only he knows where it goes." "Miss, the monitor's job is to carry them down and back up." "The nurse was force majeure." "Yes, indeed." "Do you see anything?" "No." "Sit down, it's not the first aeroplane to fly over." "But it's a flying fortress, you can hear by the sound." "Sit down." "Plexiglas on the way." "How many are there?" "Five." "You can carve Plexiglas with a knife." "An ordinary knife?" "Yes." "Any bullet holes?" "Are there some in the tail fin?" "What's wrong?" "What?" "You look sick." "No, I'm not sick." "Maybe I am after all." "Yes." "Let me feel." "I'd better go home to bed." "Christ, that's my bike!" "You'll get it back tomorrow." "Have I done wrong?" "No, you haven't." "Once again:" "don't come unannounced." "My husband may be home." "You said he has a car." "What make is it?" "America." "It has a deer on the front." "A Doge." "Yes, that's it." "Colour?" "Blue, darker than your eyes." "He usually parks it in the garage in the yard." "Then I just have to look there." "No, it's not that easy." "Sometimes it's on the street" "There are 4 streets." "Check all 4, for Christ's sake!" "A tip: at home he mostly sits in the kitchen listening to music,classical" "If you hear Beethoven, it's strictly verboten." "For safety's sake always use the kitchen stairs." "I never listen to music," "I'm tone deaf." "But certain signals reach me all the same." "What subject?" "That you study extra?" "English." "I should..." "We drank jucie." "Or rather, I drank jucie, and my teacher drank... coffee." "I was just drying the glasses." "Oh, I have to go to work." "Listen to this." "What?" "What?" "Aunt Betha broke her leg." "It serves her right." "Be easy with your extra pupils." "The one now was a nervous wreck." "The first in bed lies under." "Come..." "Don't be afraid, come." "Miss, did you see what the" "Stockholmer did?" "What?" "Did you see what he did?" "No." "When I took down the map and was going to... he pushed me against the wall." "Then he ran away with the map." "We'll deal with that later." "Where did I buy it?" "I bought it in London." "I just managed to outfit myself before it was too late." "The last traveling" "Father did." "He sat in his chair and the cars just had to wait, while he wheeled across" "Bond Street:" "Rolls and the Bentleys." "Daddy smiled once,just once." "And then the war came." "Don't talk about Daddy, not about Daddy." "You're talking about your father." "It's a bad habit I have during intimate moments" "And your father, I want to know all about you." "What does he do?" "He hunts elk ; an elk hunter." "A seasonal worker?" "That's just in the autumn." "Mmm." "That's why we're so poor" "No, he's a private chauffer, for managing directors and such." "He did shoot an elk once, but he said he "downed" it" "He drove a few aristocrats to their hunting grounds and then they sat him on a stool and put a gun in his hands" "Not shot, "downed"." "It's at home, takes up half the flat." "It's smaller than yours." "We have to duck when we pass it." "Olle!" "Olle!" "..." "Where is your hat?" "Can't I work without it?" "With no hat?" "Are you crazy?" "It's to keep your hair in place." "Go in and sell, for Good sake" "But nobody wants any." "Go in." "Chocolate,sweets,cream cakes" "Nobody wants any, start the film." "Olle!" "Olle!" "..." "Move, okay?" "3 minutes to go." "Seconds leave the ring." "Last round..." "Third round." "Get up!" "Sigge, up!" "One, two, three, four." "five, six, seven, eight." "nine, ten!" "Sigge!" "Sigge!" "..." "Stop, I'm first..." "Anyway, elders come first." "Will we make it?" "We'll begin with the air raid alarm, which sounds like this." "Are you sure that's the" "Stockholm accent?" "Viola." "Viola, happy birthday." "I didn't go to Nassjo." "Viola!" "Well,hello,where's the wife?" "Has she gone on an errand?" "Yes." "Are you behind in English again?" "Yes." "No problem, you fix it" "A vase." "Just perfect." "Tchaikovsky." "Romeo and Juliet." "The girl on the balcony." "Yeah, I know." "Straight gin." "Not bad." "But you should see the plans" "I drew for my real innovations." "This is..." "Yeah, this is just small potatoes." "A bit of hocus-pocus for customers, you know..." "But not without a certain elevating effect on turnover." "There's a lot..." "You think of a lot of things, when you sit behind the wheel." "And you know, the roads around Goinge:" "straight and boring." "You have lots of time." "Lots of time to think up there among those spruce trees." "It's not complicated, you just regulate the flow with a little bolt on the back side..." "like." "If you're away, or made some unwise" "New Year's resolutions, you can just stop the flow with the same gadget, the same gadget you turn it on with on January 2" "Under stand?" "As easy as pie." "You know, this is just peanuts." "A little gimmick for customers, but it makes an impression." "And that's what counts in my business :" "making an impression." "Take my name; what do you think my name is?" "It's not the name on my sign." "That is K, Kjell." "Kjell is no good, boring." "Christ!" "No, no..." "It's only by the pastor and my sign that" "I'm named Kjell." "My real name..." "Frank." "Frank to my customers." "They think of Frank Sinatra, and I'm half-way in." "Everybody likes Sinatra, right?" "Although I prefer" "Mahler myself, musically I mean, and Beethoven, late Beethoven." "String quartets :" "grosse fuge." "Cream for the cat." "Skol, to Beethoven." "Frank...and your name is?" "Stig." "Me Frank, you Stig."