"THE INGLORIOUS BASTARDS" "FRANCE 1944" "Are you alone here?" "Yes, I was a prisoner." "But I fled." "And?" "I am unarmed." "What's your name?" "Private Adolf Sachs." "ID number 1 040." "Come here." "Nice and easy." "Which is the safest way to Switzerland?" "The germans sieged the villages." "The safest yet longest way is through the woods" "First group, forward!" "Hurry up!" "Watch out for dud granades!" "Take cover, fast!" "Take cover!" "Hurry up!" "To the right!" "Prepare for battle!" "Stop!" "Come here!" "Who are the americans?" "Four soldiers and an officer." "Where did you come from?" "Saint Michel." "We attacked and captured them." "Where are you taking them?" "To the headquarters for further interrogation." "The new order is: no prisoners!" "The army didn't receive that order." "And they call themself soldiers." "They're a bunch of cowards!" "What have you got there?" "Trouble..." "Lieutenant!" "Yes, captain!" "Shoot those men!" "But those men are prisoners of the army, not Waffen-SS!" "Ah, to hell with Waffen-SS!" "You have an american machine gun." "Shoot this traitor too!" "Vehicles, drive on." "Carry out the order and follow us." "Take cover!" "Papers please." "Americans!" "Ten beautiful women." "Americans!" "Americans!" "Americans." "Nicole, here's an american." "Take great care of him." "Marcel and Robert, take care of the americans lodgings!" "Are you american?" "Sit down." "Want to buy?" "The watch?" "Nicole, bring the aid box!" "There's almost nothing left, just some bandages." "What is it?" "Nicole, we're waiting for you." "I'm coming!" "Au revoir." "Turn on the searchlight!" "Come on now, hurry!" "Get ready" "Quick, hide the parachute and put out the fire." "Come on, hurry up down there!" "Have you seen, Pierre?" "What are they doing?" "See you soon." "Hurry up and load the stuff." "I have two american prisoners here." "What shall we do with them?" "I need a car." "Can you affirm that?" "What do you mean "affirm"?" "What the fuck do you mean by that?" "We were to transport the prisoners, but our truck was blown up." "We've been walking for two days and are exhausted." "We don't..." "Come here!" "Heil Hitler!" "What's going on here?" "Nothing, sir." "I have two american prisoners and I need a vehicle." "You can have a new car, but the prisoners stays." "Quiet!" " Bring the prisoners to my office." "Let's go." "Here's the car." "Don't shoot!" "Throw your weapons under the table." "What are you doing?" "Look out, it's a trap!" "Move it, come on." "Papers, please." "Everything's under control." "Let them pass." "A mere mistake can be fatal, so everything must be perfect." "Your papers, please." "Everything is in order." "You may step aboard." "Thank you." "General Tieck, officer Ritter and Schaefer!" "Good to meet you." "The train will depart in a few minutes." "Sit, please." "We would prefer to start our work immediately, general." "Sorry, but no one is allowed in the laboratory before departion." "Oh, of course not." "Of course not." "Hello?" "Hello?" "The train just took off." "What?" "Yes." "We've departed." "May we start working now?" "Yes, but first you'll have to turn over your weapons first." "It's a mere formality." "Yes, of course." "Major Schaefer, major Ritter?" "I'm cardinal Hauser." "Cardinal Brenner is in the darkroom." "He'll be assisting you shortly." "Have a seat, please." "Brenner told me you've been working together." "Charming..." "Stop!" "Damnit!" "Here is a detailed description." "Everything you need is in there." "Have fun, you'll have to excuse me now." "Stop!" "I'm going to pay cardinal Brenner a visit." "Certainly." "Cardinal Brenner, major Schaefer comes to pay you a visit." "Schaefer?" "Yes, sir." "Nice to see you again." "One moment please." "What happened?" "He felt nauseous." "Prepare for battle!" "The bridge is destroyed." "Why do we stop?" "Make contact with the headquarters." "We need to protect the rocket." "There is another way, but it goes to near the american line." "Tell the engineer to back all the way to the trackswitches." "Where's cardinal Brenner?" "In the darkroom." "I'll go see how he's doing." "Contact Pont Mosson immediately." "As you can see on the map..." "Hello?" "The bridge is destroyed We're coming back." "How's the situation at your place?" "Notify the general that the situation is calm and the track is safe." "Yes, the situation is calm and the track is safe." "Do you have some chocolate?" "Follow me!" "Gather the wounded ones and get your guns." "Where did they come from?" "A train full of germans!" "Hide!" "Hurry up!" "What's going on?" "Stand still!" "I just saw someone who fell off the train." "Quick, open the door!" "He's hiding in there." "Help!" "Help us!" "THE INGLORIOUS BASTARDS"