"Bienvenidos, amigos!" "You guys have always been there for me." "I really appreciate that, I do." "Here's to you, Alvo." "Cheers." "To the next six days." "This is, err..." "Laurie." "Lottie." "Lottie." "Do you think we should say something?" "The guy is married, we went to both his kids' christenings." "How is lovely Nina?" "She's good, mate." "Do you ever think about, you know, her and Quinn?" "Nearly 20 years ago, wasn't it?" "(PHONE RINGS)" "Business." "I thought he retired." "No, Dominic said we were good." "(SHOUTS ANGRILY)" "(LAUGHTER)" "We nicked it." "Oh, I knew it." "Boo hoo hoo!" "We're scared of getting into trouble!" "It's Tony Blair." "Tiny Blair, more like." "(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "(LAUGHS)" "I don't know anything about a fucking boat, mate." "Buenos dias." "Signor Alvo?" "Alvo?" "Err..." "No." "What are you, his housekeeper?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Hey." "Hablas ingles?" "Yes, I speak English." "OK." "You no need to clean today." "We have a big party." "And we all clear up." "Why?" "Well, it wouldn't be nice for us to leave you with our big mess." "I mean, why did you have the party?" "It was a reunion." "What's Spanish treat for you reunion?" "Reunion." "Right." "Just old amigos, you know." "Getting together." "It's OK." "I'm not the housekeeper." "(TINY BLAIR SHOUTS)" "I can't understand you, mate." "The mask." "Listen, whatever this is about, this is nothing to do with us." "We've only just got here." "We'll go, we'll leave the island." "We didn't see anything." "We didn't see anything." "OK?" "Nada." "(BLAIR SHUSHES BAX)" "Saliva." "Spit!" "Spit!" "Keys for your Jeep." "If you go to the police, ha!" "We are the police!" "(CARENGINESTARTS)" "(SIRENS BLARE)" "Alvo?" "You can't fucking die on us." "He's dead, Quinn." "He killed him." "He can't be." "Half his head came off." "Where did we put the bags, Rick?" "I'm just going to get my bag." "I think I'm going home." "Just sit.." "Sit outside, yeah?" "I'm gonna wait here for a minute." "We need to get the police." "It was the police." "The police don't go around wearing rubber masks shooting people." "He drove away in a police car." "We could be mixed up in anything." "Yeah, but we're not though." "What the fuck is that then?" "We haven't done anything." "We were all on the boat!" "We stole the boat too!" "Listen, we need..." "We'll erm...." "We'll go to the embassy or the consulate, we'll explain." "No!" "You're not listening!" "He blew Alvo's head off because we took the fucking boat!" "That's what Alvo said when he came in, he said," ""I don't know anything about a boat." He was asking him!" "I'm calling the embassy." "It's the middle of the night." "They've got to have a 24 hour line." "Oh, FUCK!" "Fucking phones are in the safe." "OK." "I think I might be sick." "Right, erm..." "There's got to be an emergency 24 hour number." "I know what he did." "I know what he did." "With the gun and the spitting." "DNA." "DNA!" "I'm like a walking fucking P-Petri dish of evidence." "They can put me in any c-crime they want now." "You can't p-phone the police." "We've got to get rid of the body." "I don't think we should touch the body." "Bax, you're a lawyer." "What do you think we should do?" "A corporate lawyer!" "I didn't do murders, did I?" "I did spreadsheet frauds!" "How the fuck should I know what we're supposed to do?" "Woody, Woody, I'm sorry." "What is somebody turns up?" "Who?" "Other police who don't wear masks." "The guy who cleans the pool." "Jehovah's fucking Witnesses." "Anybody!" "How are we going to explain this?" "Think about it, think about it." "Tony Blair took his DNA, he's done that for a reason." "Somebody's trying to frame us." "# "Dog Days Are Over"" " Florence and The Machine" "# And I never wanted" "# Anything from you" "# Except everything you had" "# And what was left after that too" "# Oh" "# Happiness hit her" "# Like a bullet in the head" "# Struck from a great height" "# By someone who should know" "# Better than that" "# The dog days are over" "# The dog days are done" "# Can you hear the horses?" "# Cos here they come... #" "(WRETCHES)" "(SOBS)" "There's somebody coming!" "Alvo's gone away?" "Yes, for the weekend." "Is there anything wrong?" "You're hurt?" "You hurt your arm." "Oh." "Yes." "Erm..." "Too many cervezas." "Beers." "(LAUGHS)" "You were fighting?" "English men abroad." "You like fighting, yes?" "No." "We're looking for a boat." "Maybe Alvo can help with our investigation." "He's where?" "He's on the mainland." "He's on business." "Back on Tuesday." "OK." "I come back on Tuesday." "So, what about this boat?" "We think it was involved in bad things." "What would Alvo know about it?" "It belongs to Jesus Milic, a Serbian property dealer." "You know him?" "You think Alvo took the boat?" "No." "Anybody who knows him will not take his boat." "Unless they're crazy." "He's very dangerous." "(INDISTINCT)" "I'm sure it will appear." "The island is too small for hiding anything." "Why did you say he'd gone to the mainland?" "You know they can check that?" "Cos you are all sitting there with your mouths hanging open!" "We should have told the truth." "Great idea, Quinn." "Not only did we nick a boat, but we nicked a boat from a complete psychopath." "This is horrendous." "We get caught up in an investigation, and we're all suspects in Alvo's murder." "Especially me!" "It does look a little bit weird." "Four guys just turn up out of the blue and... ..48 hours later Alvo's dead, just after signing his villa over to us." "If we get taken into custody, then what?" "Then what?" "Spanish court case?" "Manjana!" "Manjana!" "We can explain it, right?" "If we get done for nicking that boat, or even as an accessory, we are stuck here on remand for months." "And if we implicate the police in this, that means a federal case." "We could be stuck here for years." "And that's before we've even got to court." "Fucking hell, this is mental." "How do we prove we didn't know we were nicking it?" "Let's be logical about this." "Woody, you were the last person to speak to Alvo, yeah?" "So?" "Did he say anything?" "About anything" "Did he give the impression he was worried about anything?" "He was banging on about the trip." "So you haven't seen him lately?" "I reckon he planned this." "He used us." "That's what he said, didn't he?" "Said he needed us." "He needed us to nick that boat." "I thought he was saying, "needed us" because..." "Well, you know, because he was in the shit." "Nobody knows we were on the boat." "She would have said." "There is... ..my DV camera." "It's on the boat." "I said to Quinn." "You said to leave it, didn't you?" "Hang on a minute." "So you're saying that there is footage of all of us on that boat?" "Oh, you fucking wanker!" "Baxter, he didn't mean to leave the fucking..." "Alright, listen, this is what I think we should do." "Go back to the boat, get the camera, clean the boat up, get rid of all the fingerprints and then we return it." "Jesus." "She said he was a nutter." "Hey, Jesus, how you doing, man?" "Bit of a mistake, sorry." "Here's your boat back." "By the way, Alvo's head has been blown off, but no biggy." "Alright, we can take it somewhere where they can find it and tie the fucker up and then..." "I don't know, we leg it and get the hell off the island." "This is why we came back this way." "Can't be seen from the road." "Can't be seen from the front of the villa." "I'm telling you, Alvo knew what he was doing." "Here you are." "You need sunblock." "For fuck's sake!" "Fucking thing!" "I wish I'd never fucking come on this trip in the first place." "Why did you then?" "Oh, shut the fuck up." "Fuck off!" "You wanted to come really, didn't you, Bax?" "We're still your best pals." "Trying to recapture something." "That's why we came here, isn't it?" "You know, maybe Alvo was always crooked." "We just didn't even know it." "Nah, doubt that." "He's been in the property game, hasn't he, since we left college?" "Yeah, a few dodgy deals, maybe, but I can't see him as a big criminal somehow." "I always think of him as the kid at college who couldn't pronounce the word broccoli." "There it is." "Woods, give us the rope." "I just remembered, don't touch anything unless you have to." "Let's go." "Give us a couple of bags." "This has all gotta go." "Never gonna find that camera." "Bloody hell." "Check out the stereo." "I clocked that yesterday." "I tell you, some top brand gear." "Mini laptop?" "Portable DV player." "Most people get them on the planes." "I tell you, the stuff he's got, he must be like a multi-millionaire." "What should we do with all these bottles and stuff?" "Throw them over the side." "Where are they going?" "They're coming towards us." "Fuck." "Shit!" "Down!" "Come on, Bax." "Get down, get down, get down!" "Keep quiet, they might bugger off." "You can get up, we're not the police." "16 hours we've been looking for you!" "Sorry." "Can't any of you read a chart?" "I don't think we have any charts." "Wankers!" "Listen, lads, can I just say something here?" "You see, this is not actually our boat." "What?" "It's a long story, but I dropped my camera and " "Well, who the fuck does this belong to then?" "Oh, that ours, yeah." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Just thought I'd give you a hand." "I thought Dominic said there would only the one person." "You know what he's like." "He changes his mind." "Would you mind putting that down?" "Right." "Sorry." "Three mil." "As agreed." "That's for keeping us waiting." "You fuck around like that again and you're finished." "Understand?" "Clear." "That's it." "Our lives are over." "We're fucked." "People don't get away with stuff like this." "We'll all go to prison." "I think... ..and this is just my personal opinion... ..that it would be a mistake to take the boat back." "No shit." "I also think... ..and this is just my personal opinion... ..that if we went to the police and told them everything, this might not pan out how we wanted to." "Why don't we just find Jesus, tell him that we made a mistake?" "We could do that, but we just ripped him off to the tune of 3 million Euros." "A little birdie tells me he's not going to sit there quietl while we try and explain everything." "You never know." "He might be pleased." "That's right, Rick!" "Why do we get some flowers as well with a little note?" ""Dear Jesus, sorry for stealing your massive stash of cocaine."" ""Love Rick and the boys."" "We could..." "What?" "Nah, it's stupid." "Go on." "We could set the sail... ..for Africa." "And then what?" "Live in Africa." "I've got a life." "I've got... responsibilities." "Hey, I've got kids." "Yeah, I've got kids." "I said it was stupid." "I'm just trying to..." "I'm supposed to be playing footie on Saturday." "Right, I think there's another way but we have to trust each other." "Look each other in the eye and agree that nobody drops anyone in the shit to save their own arse." "Alvo was mixed up in something big but we don't know what that was." "We've already had a visit from the police and a hitman." "But they don't think we're involved." "What makes you say that?" "One, they didn't arrest us and two, they didn't shoot us." "I don't think they know what's going on." "This is what I think we should do." "I think we should hide the money somewhere safe 'til we're ready to leave." "Then go back to the villa, carry on as normal." "Tuesday we fly back, what we were going to do all along." "Why don't we go now?" "Then they'll know we're involved." "They'll see we changed our flights, and they'll drag us back here." "This is what I'm saying." "If we look like we're on holiday, make like Alvo's gone away... ..nobody can fucking touch us." "(Quinn." "Quinn.)" "You know he said he couldn't find the camera?" "Do you think he's telling the truth?" "I mean, maybe he found the camera, hid the tapes somewhere and then chucked the camera." "It was his camera, which means he was filming it." "So he's not in it?" "Yeah." "Puts him in the clear, doesn't it?" "What did I just say about us having to trust each other?" "No, I know, I know." "I'm just saying, that's all." "Keep an eye out." "Oi!" "Somebody nicked his boat and half a ton of coke," "I don't think he's going to miss a DVD player." "You're fucking nuts." "Right." "We'll wait here while you two go back to the villa." "Well, shouldn't we take the money?" "No." "Why not?" "Because that's the whole point of you two going back to get the Jeep." "What is?" "In case that copper shows up at the villa or somebody's watching us while we have to wait here." "What happens if she drives past?" "Well, we'll hide the bag then, won't we?" "What if someone stops?" "Why would they stop?" "To offer you a lift." "Who?" "A kindly stranger?" "Woody, just fucking go, will you?" "Two tickets to Rio, me and you." "What do you say?" "Be less of a liability just the two of us, that's for sure." "I mean, Woody's got a heart of gold, but, let's be honest, everything he touches turns to shit." "As for Rick..." "He's a fucking menace." "He's alright." "No, he's not, Quinn." "He's not." "He's out of control, always has been" "It's just me, me, me, me with him." "Fuck the consequences." "Yeah, run along you two." "We'll look after the money." "Patronising fuckers." "How many times did Quinn look at me when he was banging on about trusting each other?" "I think he's just a little bit worried about you, that's all." "Why?" "Well, you know, since you've been here, you've been a bit..." "A bit what?" "Getting pissed and shagging that bird." "So?" "Go to gym and all that shit every day now, do you?" "What are you trying to say?" "Bit like an addiction, isn't it?" "What are you talking about?" "Nothing." "Just making conversation, Woods." "First time you cheated on Nina?" "I'm never going to do it again." "Really?" "No, no way." "Not after last night." "Why, what did she do?" "No, it's not that." "It's Alvo, isn't it?" "Because it makes you think you reap what you sew and all that shit." "So you wouldn't do it again cos it would come round and bite you in the arse?" "Nothing to do with lovely Nina." "That's not what I'm saying, because I love her, alright?" "I'd never do anything to hurt her." "But what she doesn't know, it ain't gonna hurt her, is it?" "You don't think... ..Quinn has said anything, do you?" "Don't know." "Nah." "Dunno..." "OK, tell them what the plan is." "Right, Bax is going to hire a car." "We'll hide the money in the boot and park it somewhere." "Where?" "Where's the hardest place to find a car?" "Car park." "Make sure no-one follows you." "(SIGHS)" "Murder for a beer." "Anyone got any Euros?" "(PLANE OVERHEAD)" "Did you know that bees can count?" "Scientists in America, they, erm..." "They set up markers between a hive and a feeder." "And then they moved the markers and the feeder." "And they discovered that the bees... ..find their way by counting the markers." "Gracias." "Cockroaches." "Cockroaches, right." "Cockroaches can live for several days without their heads on" " Rick." "(Shut the fuck up.)" "(PLANE OVERHEAD)" "I'll sit in the front." "Come on, let's get a move on!" "Just checking the boot's locked." "Go." "Go!" "Hey!" "Get out of it!" "Oh..." "We can't leave him like that." "Where do you want to take him?" "I don't know." "We need to put him somewhere he won't be found." "I've just had a brilliant idea." "Please, don't share it." "No, no." "Stick Alvo's body back on the boat, yeah?" "Let the police find it." "Put two and two together." "Bingo." "Drugs deal gone wrong." "You know the one thing I told Nina before I left?" "I said I wouldn't smoke a cigarette." "(SCOFFS) I told Damien this was going to be a fairly laid-back trip." "On account of our ages." "Do you think Alvo knew what was on that boat?" "Fuck drugs." "He was a grafter, wasn't he?" "He'd sell you his mum, but he weren't into that." "What about that motorbike courier yesterday?" "Giving him that package." "Just before we all went out, that was well suspect." "Yeah, that was weird." "So, so..." "Alvo's on the boat." "Then what?" "Well..." "They haven't found him by Monday evening, we should go to the cops." "We tell them he's missing." "Explain that we haven't seen him since he left the island and... ..we're concerned for his safety." "Yeah, say he was upset, didn't seem himself." "Exactly." "Paint a picture, but unfortunately, we can't stick around because we've got a flight booked, et cetera, et cetera." "It was a fuck of a lot of money though, wasn't it?" "Come on, let's have it." "If we did have it, what would that be each?" "500 grand?" "More." "675,000." "Eeach." "He's worked it out already, look." "Yeah, less the 100 grand that bloke took." "650,000." "Each." "I've been thinking about it." "That's at current exchange rates." "Morally, we haven't done anything wrong." "No, we haven't." "We didn't ask to go on the boat." "We didn't kill Alvo." "And we didn't know there was going to be any drugs on there, did we?" "We could say we found the money." "How would we get it back?" "It would be safer to leave it here." "Not in the car." "No!" "You set up a series of offshore accounts " "Don't be fucking stupid." "He wasn't being serious." "Firstly, someone is going to come looking for that money sooner rather than later." "You don't just let three million Euros disappear." "Secondly, we spend any of that money, then we are criminals." "And thirdly, we'd never get away with it, would we?" "I mean, we're not crooks, we're just... four Herberts." "Our phones." "Our phones are still in that safe." "Maybe we're just going to have to leave them here." "(SIRENS)" "What are we going to do with him?" "Hide him obviously." "Where?" "# "Spirit in the Sky"" " Norman Greenbaum" "Oh, shit!" "Sorry, Alv." "Right, deep-freeze in the kitchen." "It's huge." "There'll be no stink." "OK, get him in." "We'll stall them." "# When I die and they lay me to rest" "# Going to go to the place that's the best... #" "Hello." "Hi." "What's going on?" "Stick it in the sink!" "Can we come in?" "Is there something wrong?" "Try and bend him!" "It ain't happening." "Hang on, hang on." "We are conducting an investigation." "What about?" "OK." "OK, OK." "OK." "We cut his feet off." "What?" "Get the biggest knife you can find." "I'm not cutting his feet off!" "He's not going dancing any time soon, is he?" "Jesus Mili." "The man who owned the boat that was missing..." "He has been murdered." "Oh." "Well, erm..." "That's terrible." "I want to cut his feet off, not butter him!" "Come on." "Get him up." "Get him on that slab." "Ready?" "Two..." "I just need the key for the gate." "Erm, have you got the key, Quinn?" "Erm..." "No." "I think Woody has got it." "Can you get it?" "Yeah." "Won't be a minute." "Get me a cleaver." "Wait a second, won't it be quicker just to..." "What?" "I can't even say it." "What?" "!" "Cut his head off?" "Can't do it." "Won't be a sec." "(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "It's OK." "Nearly done." "Nearly..." "He'll fit now." "Just give us two minutes, we'll wipe round." "Hiya." "Sorry, I was just off for an early night." "We would like, if you don't mind, to interview you all, one by one." "Who would like to come first?" "Going to have another party?" "Can you write down your name and address please?" "(POLICEMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "He says you seem tense." "Maybe I should massage your shoulders?" "(CHUCKLES / SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "Are you tense?" "No." "Mr Baxter." "You work with Alvo?" "No, I have my own business." "Oh." "So you are rich and successful like your friend?" "Me, no." "I wish." "Why?" "You have problems with money?" "What?" "No." "Why do you say that." "Your friend, Alvo, is on the mainland?" "Yes." "Where?" "He didn't say." "Why?" "I don't know." "But you ask him?" "Yes." "No, we didn't ask him, it was none of our business." "What is Alvo's business?" "Property, buying and selling." "And you?" "What do you do?" "I'm a lecturer in psychology." "Psicologia." "So, you know about good cop, bad cop?" "Sure." "Which do you think I am?" "The good cop or the bad cop?" "Did Alvo talk about Jesus?" "No." "Yeah, he mentioned him to me a few times." "Hmm..." "That's not what your friend Quinn said." "He said he didn't mention him." "Well, maybe it was just to me." "Come to think of it," "Quinn wasn't in the room when he mentioned him to me." "Alone." "You have a hire car." "Sorry?" "You have rented a car." "From the airport." "Right." "So, where is it?" "I didn't see it outside." "We went into town last night." "We all got pretty drunk so we left it in town." "Last night?" "You said you had a party." "In the villa." "Well, yeah, yeah, we went into town first and then came back here." "So, where is the car?" "Can't remember." "Will all got really drunk and..." "Would you like us to find it for you?" "No, no, that's fine." "The boys..." "I'm sure the lads will know where it is." "We know... ..Alvo was in the UK last month." "Did you see him then?" "Yes." "And you have no job of work at the moment?" "So... how do you manage for money?" "I'm a financial consultant." "An accountant?" "No, not really." "I advise." "I don't really see what this has got to do with " "Have you ever advised Alvo on financial issues?" "I think I should have a lawyer present." "Do you want to call a lawyer?" "Please." "Why do you think you need a lawyer?" "Have you done something?" "When Alvo was in the UK last month, he saw your friend Mr Woods." "Did he see you too?" "No." "They didn't even mention anything about the boat." "It was all very, sort of, general." "Yeah." "Asking stuff like when we last saw Alvo." "A month ago, apparently, Woody." "Kept at one quiet." "Anything else you want to tell us?" "You have been helpful." "When Mr Alvo returns, would you ask him to call me?" "I leave you my card, OK?" "So... have you any idea who killed him then?" "No, that we cannot say." "Sorry." "Oh!" "My glasses." "(ALVO) "You'd do the same for me, right?"" ""Come on, we haven't got all day." (BAX) "Alright!"" "(QUINN) "Who's going to drive this boat, Alvo?"" ""Drive it?" "Me, who do you think?"" ""Do you know how to?"" ""I'm a man of many talents."" ""Hope you're getting all this."" ""This might be the last anyone ever sees of us!"" "They cut off his hands and feet." "Serbian Mafia, like a business card." "Serbian Mafia!" "You piss them off and they cut your fucking head off!" "(YELLS) Fuck!" "(GIRLS CHEER)" "(SCREAMS)" "Shoot him!" "(ALL YELL)" "IMS Subtitles"