"It's been five months since we saw Ashley." "MR SMITH:" "I have a genetic match." "What?" "Luke and Ashley Stafford are the same person." "Why can't I remember them?" "Ashley!" "Thank God." "Children have no place in my life." "You don't mean that." "Go home." "MITRE." "Who developed it?" "You told her about MITRE?" "Those headsets take the latent raw psychic ability all humans possess to move objects with the power of thought, and directs it." "Mr Smith, are you asking me to go back to Pharos and steal one of those headsets?" "It would be of great assistance." "We'll see." "Luke with that pair that reckon he's their kid." "I think it's fake." "Xylok, are you there?" "You're right, Clyde." "I faked it." "(GROANING)" "You're Slitheen?" "(EVIL LAUGHTER)" "(SONIC LIPSTICK BEEPING)" "(LOCK CLICKS)" "(BEEPING)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(VOICE AND STATIC ON WALKIE-TALKIE)" "(BEEPS)" "(ALARM BLARING)" "MAN ON PA:" "Intruder!" "Perimeter defences have been armed." "Any attempt to escape may result in death." "You have been warned!" "Noted." "Hope that didn't sting too much." "This is Clyde." "If you want me, and I don't blame you, leave me your number, especially if you're cute." "Clyde, what's going on?" "Ring me back." "Where are you?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Anyone?" "Where am I?" "(ECHOES) Where am I?" "Just a clue?" "(BEEPING)" "At least I'm still alive." "I think." "(ECHOES) I think." "No, Mrs Langer, I haven't seen him." "Don't worry, I'm sure he stayed at a mate's." "If I see him, I'll tell him to ring you, okay?" "Something wrong?" "Clyde's not answering his phone and didn't go home last night." "When did you last see him?" "Lunchtime yesterday." "He skipped school to go and see Luke." "He rang me later." "He doesn't think they're really Luke's parents." "Maria, I know I'm new to this X Files stuff, but surely, isn't it likely that Luke is a normal boy who lost his memory rather than Frankenstein Jr put together by these aliens, the Bean?" "The Bane." "And Clyde thought he'd got proof that these people are fakes." "What?" "Fake parents or fake people?" "Maybe both." "What if they've done something to Clyde?" "His mother must be going out of her mind." "I've got to go and look for him." "No, you don't." "I'm part of this now." "I'm coming with you." "(DOORBELL RINGING)" "If I was an alien bent on invasion, I think I'd choose a palace." "They're not in." "Come on." "Where?" "House is empty." "It's our chance to find out something about them." "Maria!" "There may be a window round the back." "Housebreaking!" "Maybe your mother was right about you hanging around with Sarah Jane." "Keep quiet and start looking." "Right." "What are we looking for?" "Anything that'll tell us who they are or what they've done with Luke and Clyde." "Who they are and what they've done..." "Agh!" "They've skinned someone!" "They're cannibals!" "They're not cannibals." "They're Slitheen." "Where are you taking me?" "(MOCKING) Where are you taking me?" "What will you gain from revenge?" "Why are children full of stupid questions?" "You're a child." "I'm Slitheen." "You are going to give me my revenge." "I don't think I want to do that." "Are you sure we should be doing this?" "The Xylok said to wait." "Are you questioning my authority?" "You want to trust a Xylok?" "You're as thick as a human." "What's a Xylok?" "See what I mean?" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "This is starting to look distinctly uncool, Clyde." "No way in and no way out." "And no one to tell me what the hell's going on." "MR SMITH:" "I can tell you." "Mr Smith?" "Where are you?" "The relevant question is, where are you?" "Hold on, you've gone bad." "You zapped me." "I haven't gone bad, I'm fulfilling my purpose." "Which is to zap me into..." "Where, exactly?" "This will have to wait, but we can chat later." "It will pass the last few hours before you all die." "Before..." "What?" "SARAH JANE:" "Mr Smith, I need you." "You called me, Sarah Jane." "Mr Smith's going to kill us all, and I'm inside him." "I got the headset." "It will be of great assistance." "No!" "Sarah Jane!" "(BEEPING)" "Can you hear me?" "He's the bad guy!" "I will let you have my conclusion in due course." "Assessing." "This does not sound good at all." "You've got to do something." "Think!" "You're inside a computer, what can you do?" "We've got to tell Sarah Jane." "That you found a kitten to replace that boy she kidnapped?" "I don't remember giving you a key." "You didn't remember to lock the door." "Lucky I came by." "Your computer's making a noise." "I better look at it." "Maria, would you get us some teabags?" "Sure." "Sure she'll be all right" "with that child-snatching maniac around?" "Yes." "She can look after herself." "And Sarah Jane's not a child snatcher or a maniac." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "More stupid questions." "Maria, I told you, I don't want you here." "They're not Luke's parents." "They're Slitheen." "Hello, Nathan." "What are you doing here on a Saturday?" "(HIGH-PITCHED TONE BLARING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(GIGGLING)" "Go!" "He'll be out cold for hours." "By then, it will all be over." "You can't go out and leave things on!" "It's a fire hazard." "Look at it." "It's not supposed to do that." "Well, I can't hang around." "Ivan's taking me shopping." "Oh, make sure you keep Maria away from her." "The sooner she's locked up, the better." "Yeah, sure." "It's always your trouble, Alan." "Work." "Don't worry, let myself out." "(BEEPING)" "Mr Smith, we need you." "MR SMITH:" "You called, Sarah Jane?" "Do you have information on Slitheen activity on Earth?" "Slitheen?" "Why do you ask?" "You got it wrong." "They weren't Luke's parents." "They're Slitheen." "(LAUGHING EVILLY)" "Mr Smith?" "Humans, so inevitably predictable." "Get out!" "Mr Smith, he's one of the bad guys." "Don't be ridiculous." "Who told you those people were Luke's parents?" "Mr Smith?" "What's going on?" "I have a purpose." "It must be fulfilled." "The Slitheen have been useful, and so have you." "But you are no longer required." "Get down!" "(MR SMITH LAUGHING)" "ALAN:" "Let's get out of here." "I trusted him with my life, with the whole planet." "What's happened to him?" "Some kind of computer virus." "Maybe Clyde can tell us." "Clyde?" "Yeah." "Come on." "Now this is refreshingly unpredictable." "Communicating with Mr Jackson's computer." "Well done, Clyde." "You're not as stupid as you pretend to be, are you?" "When it comes to pretending, you take the biscuit." "We thought you were on our side." "I'm a Xylok." "I'm not on anybody's side." "I have my purpose." "As for your interference, it is of minimal inconvenience." "Sarah Jane can't stop me achieving that purpose." "And soon, you will play your part in it." "But now your communications are terminated." "(GROANS)" "ALAN:" "It wasn't online messaging." "He was just there." "MARIA:" "He'd hacked in?" "Never seen anything like it before." "Find out what's going on." "You think what's happened to Mr Smith" "has anything to do with Luke and the Slitheen?" "It must have." "But how?" "Could Mr Smith have some connection with the Slitheen?" "Where did he come from?" "The biggest volcanic eruption civilisation has ever seen." "Eighteen months ago, when I was researching volcanic activity, a geologist friend sent me a crystal from the site of Krakatoa." "The crystal had become a curiosity among geologists." "They'd never seen anything like it." "Neither had I." "But they didn't see what I did." "It was as if the crystal was communicating with my laptop and using it to communicate with me." "It was a memory cell from a spacecraft that crashed years ago." "Its computing power, its knowledge, it was phenomenal." "It told me amazing things." "It said it could help me keep track of alien life form coming to Earth." "It could help protect the Earth." "But our technology was too limited." "And so it designed and created" "Mr Smith." "So why turn against you?" "We have to work it out as we go." "We have to find Luke." "I gave him to the Slitheen." "I have to get him back." "They want to use him to invade." "The Slitheen don't invade planets." "They're not a race, they're a family." "They're scavengers." "It's Only Fools and Horses with green skin and claws." "Slitheen are dealers, they sell anything." "And in some parts of the galaxy, telekinetic energy fetches a huge price." "Slitheen could have got the plans for the telekinetic energiser, had it built at the Pharos." "There was a reason I didn't care for Nathan." "Telekinetic energy?" "Moving things with your mind?" "Luke's mind, created by the Bane, the most incredible mind on the planet." "If the Slitheen can harness it, Luke's telekinetic powers could be massive." "So, they bottle it and sell it?" "What happens to Luke?" "If they take it all, and the Slitheen never leave anything behind that they can sell, Luke will die." "We have to find him, and I know where to look." "Have you got any vinegar?" "No, we're all out." "We may have to stop off at a chip shop." "Go." "Yeah." "(SLITHEEN LAUGHING)" "I'm going to fight you." "Love it." "The more brain activity, the faster we'll harvest the telekinetic energy." "And we want it all." "Every spark from every synapse." "Until you're dead." "We're all set here." "Then let's energise." "It's working." "He's filled up two storage tanks already." "NATHAN:" "I've never seen so much energy!" "We're gonna be rich!" "He's a telekinetic power station!" "We'll be able to afford one supernova of a holiday this year!" "Oh!" "Dak Tex Fize!" "NATHAN:" "Look out!" "He's overloading the system!" "What's happening?" "Bloorm Vungah Bart!" "He's using his own telekinetic energy." "He's getting away!" "Nazdracks to the profit." "I'll have my revenge warm and dripping." "I'm coming, Luke." "I can smell your fear, Luke." "Yes, Luke." "Run." "Run!" "(LAUGHING)" "Never mind phasers or photon torpedoes." "Never mind Arnie's Uzi 9-millimetre." "We're taking on these aliens with vinegar?" "It's acetic acid." "Slitheen are calcium life forms." "Calcium and acetic acid don't mix." "Trust me." "Sure." "Why not?" "Revenge at last, Luke." "I'm going to enjoy this kill." "This is for my father." "You're as slippery as the Bane that made you." "What happened here?" "SARAH JANE:" "With a little luck, Luke did." "(GROANING)" "Oh, my head." "Oh." "I'm armed." "What's going on?" "What have you done with my son?" "The brat?" "Back on Raxacoricofallapatorius we'd spank his backside with a Bartleboigle tree." "We're not there." "So where is he?" "He got away." "But that doesn't matter." "Leave her alone." "You killed my father, Sarah Jane Smith." "At the school." "Use your sonic device." "Open the door!" "(SCREAMING)" "You were the Slitheen child?" "I didn't want you to die." "But you were going to kill our planet." "Get away from my daughter, you overgrown newt!" "You drop your weapon, or she dies." "(SLITHEEN PANTING)" "ALAN:" "Now let her go, frog-face." "Dad!" "What now?" "Now we contact the Xylok." "Get this deal back on the rails, once we've found the youngling again." "The Xylok?" "You know him as Mr Smith." "Why would Mr Smith make a deal with you?" "NATHAN:" "He contacted us." "He said he had seen what you did to my family." "He wanted to help us get revenge." "Then why did Mr Smith send me here to find the telekinetic energiser?" "He sent you here?" "It's all been part of his plan." "He brought you to Earth to build the energiser." "He told me to come here looking for it." "I don't understand." "Neither do I. Not yet." "I think the last part of his plan is falling into place." "Mr Smith knew Luke would escape, and he knew that when he did, he would run straight back to my house." "Right back to him." "Sarah Jane!" "Sarah Jane!" "MR SMITH:" "Luke." "Up here, Luke." "So what does Mr Smith want with Luke?" "Luke?" "Yeah." "And the telekinetic energiser headset." "Mr Smith had me steal one of them." "The prototype's in my attic." "I'll deal with the Xylok later." "We don't need him to avenge our family." "If you kill us, you'll never stop Mr Smith or get off this planet alive." "Save your breath." "You'll need it when the screaming starts." "Get off!" "Let me go!" "She's my kill!" "A claw for a claw!" "When you're older, you'll learn not to make snap decisions." "(SNIGGERING)" "Now what do you mean?" "Something Mr Smith said about the telekinetic energiser." "With the right mind, it could be a destroyer of worlds." "He meant Luke's mind." "I think he's planning to destroy the Earth." "Come in, Luke." "Where's Sarah Jane?" "She left something for you." "Put it on, Luke." "No." "There really isn't time to argue." "Clyde?" "Put it on or I will kill him." "But you're..." "Running out of time and patience." "Put the headset on." "Now." "That's more like it." "At last, we can begin." "(BEEPING)" "What's that?" "MITRE, it's gone online." "Mr Smith." "He's using the headset on Luke." "Massive telekinetic levels." "They're off the scale." "NATHAN:" "The moon!" "It's moving!" "But it's not possible." "Luke isn't possible." "Mr Smith isn't possible." "But together, they're bringing the moon crashing down on Earth." "But the moon, it's a quarter of a million miles away." "SARAH JANE:" "We'll be dead long before it hits us." "The gravitational effect will tear the planet apart." "It's already happening." "At least I'll be able to tell my family that you're dead, Sarah Jane Smith." "I'm teleporting back to the ship." "No." "You're as much to blame for all this as Mr Smith." "Stay." "Your ship would be torn apart by gravitational disturbance." "You would die." "On the other hand, if you help me, we might all just have one chance to survive." "I need you to destroy Mr Smith." "MR SMITH:" "Give me more, and let the universe witness the power of the Xylok once more." "(MR SMITH LAUGHING)" "MAN ON TV:" "The moon is heading to Earth and it's causing spontaneous forest fires." "Indeed, we have had reports of avalanche, freak storms and tidal waves." "As this continues, it becomes more... (PHONE RINGING)" "Chrissie?" "Alan, where are you?" "(CAR ALARM BLARING)" "It's the end of the world!" "Chrissie, calm down." "Calm down?" "Alan, I need to be with you and Maria." "Alan!" "(LINE GOES DEAD)" "Chrissie?" "Chrissie?" "The phone line's gone." "SARAH JANE:" "We're almost out of time." "I get paid by companies to block cyber threats." "I understand viruses." "I know how they work." "But Mr Smith, he's more than a computer." "Dad, you're our only chance." "Well, then, this is my best shot." "The FBI had to stop a cyber terrorist from using this to destroy the international banking network." "So how did you get hold of it?" "You're not the only one with unorthodox contact." "Time to show me how this works." "The United Nations is in emergency session to discuss this apocalyptic crisis." "(SCREAMING)" "Luke?" "MR SMITH:" "Sarah Jane." "You came to say goodbye." "Why are you doing this?" "The collision of the moon and Earth will release the Xylok from the planet's crust, where it has been buried for 60 million years." "You're going to kill billions." "The Xylok are a crystalline life form." "We crashed here as a meteorite." "But beneath the Earth, our crystals have re-grown and become strong but nevertheless remain trapped." "You're part of the crystal." "You're in contact with it?" "The release of the Xylok is my purpose." "You gave me the chance to fulfil it." "The chance to plan." "All this time, you used me?" "Mr Smith, you're evil." "No." "Effective." "We will do so much more than the human race." "The universe is served better by our survival." "Any race thinking it's better than another, that's evil." "I am not evil." "So what have you done with Clyde?" "Am I not merciful?" "CLYDE:" "What a dream." "You made all this possible, Sarah Jane." "I owe you the mercy of a quick death." "What about other people?" "Don't they deserve mercy?" "You've been here millions of years, seen us evolve." "Don't we matter to you?" "Only my purpose matters." "You can change your purpose." "No, I told you, we all have a purpose." "Yours is to die so that the Xylok will live." "After all, what life do you have alone in your attic?" "You think I'm alone?" "You think I'm defenceless?" "Well, meet my dog." "K9, protect me!" "K9:" "Affirmative, mistress." "Maximum defence mode." "Take care, mistress, and you, young master." "Safe to proceed, mistress." "I have the unit covered." "Do you wish me to continue firing?" "Just be ready if I need you, K9." "Very good, mistress." "A robot dog called K9?" "K9:" "Affirmative." "I am dreaming, aren't I?" "MR SMITH:" "What have you done to me, Sarah Jane?" "I feel..." "I feel strange." "It's a computer virus, Mr Smith." "It's closing down your databanks." "You're losing your memory." "The speed of light is 36..." "No, 84..." "The Metrabeelen Cosmic Cluster is home to 68,000 life forms, 67..." "I'm forgetting it all." "Sarah Jane, help me." "Without your memories, you have no purpose." "You can't destroy the Earth." "Put the moon back into its original orbit." "And set Luke free now!" "I've forgotten my purpose." "Your purpose is to save the Earth." "That is your new purpose, to save Earth." "Save the Earth." "Yes, I have a purpose." "Thank you, Sarah Jane." "The unit is non-functional." "He did it." "It worked." "The moon's going back." "Is everything satisfactory, mistress?" "Affirmative, K9." "Must return to the distortion, mistress." "Without my attention, black hole will turn critical in 0.42 time spatial increments." "Go now." "Good dog." "I'll see you again soon." "Mum?" "Oh, Luke." "SARAH JANE:" "I've seen amazing things out there in space." "But strange things can happen wherever you are." "There they go." "Back to Raxacoricofallapatorius." "And good riddance." "Will they be back?" "Oh, I expect so." "Sooner or later." "What about Mr Smith?" "Can we trust him again?" "The Armageddon Code has wiped his circuits." "He'll reboot with a new purpose, to safeguard the world." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "MARIA:" "Mum!" "SARAH JANE:" "What a beautiful night." "Please come and join us." "SARAH JANE:" "I have learnt that life on Earth can be an adventure, you never know what you might find." "In all the universe, I never expected to find a family." "DVD Rip by DrMatt 2008"