"JEEZ, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY" "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN" "* ONE IS A GENIUS *" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN **" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "WHO KNOWS WHAT BADNESS LURKS IN THE THOUGHTS OF MEN?" "THE MIST KNOWS." "I HAVE THE POWER TO BECLOUD MEN'S MINDS," "FOR I AM THE MIST!" "HA HA HA!" "UH!" "NARF!" "I STILL CAN'T GET A PICTURE ON THIS THING, BRAIN." "QUIET, PINKY." "I HAVE ALMOST COMPLETED HONING" "MY RAPIER-KEEN MENTAL ABILITIES." "ZOUNDS, BRAIN!" "HONING!" "WHOA!" "[THUD]" "IS THAT GOOD?" "YES..." "FOR NOW I HAVE THE POWER." "FOR I AM..." "THE FOG!" "NICE FEDORA, BRAIN," "BUT I SEE YOU AS MORE OF A BERET TYPE." "NEVER MIND THE FASHION CRITIQUE, PINKY." "TURN OFF THAT RADIO AND I SHALL DEMONSTRATE." "NARF!" "OH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DEMONSTRATE, BRAIN." "BY ALTERING THE FREQUENCIES OF MY VOICE," "I AM ABLE TO BEFOG MEN'S MINDS." "BUT HOW?" "WITH SOME ELECTRONIC GIZMO THINGY?" "NO." "WITH THESE." "IN A MOMENT, YOU WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SEE ME," "FOR I AM THE FOG!" "OHH!" "NEAT VOCAL EFFECT." "UH!" "I AM COMMENCING TO BEFOG YOUR MIND." "NARF!" "YOU CANNOT SEE--YAH!" "EGAD, BRAIN!" "IT WORKED!" "I CAN'T SEE YOU!" "OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS NO MIND TO BEFOG." "NOW, IF I COULD ONLY CONCEIVE A METHOD" "OF HOW TO USE THIS POWER" "ON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE..." "POIT." "HA HA HA." "THERE YOU ARE, BRAIN!" "EGAD, YOU'RE AS GOOD AS THAT GUY ON THE RADIO." "THR RADIO!" "OF COURSE!" "PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "I THINK SO, BRAIN, BUT THE ROCKETTES?" "I MEAN, IT'S MOSTLY GIRLS ISN'T IT?" "PINKY, AREN'T WE RODENTS" "STIGMATIZED ENOUGH ALREADY?" "YOU WILL SNEAK INTO THE RADIO STATION," "TAKING THE PLACE OF THE MIST," "SO I CAN BROADCAST MY GENUINE MENTAL POWERS" "TO MILLIONS OF LISTENERS," "BEFOGGING THEIR MINDS" "UNTIL THEY MAKE ME THEIR LEADER." "YON RADIO TRANSMITTER WILL SOON BROADCAST" "MY BEFOGGING MESSAGE TO EVERY HOUSEHOLD IN THE WORLD," "AND THEN MY DREAM WILL BE REALIZED." "OH!" "YOU MEAN, YOU'LL FINALLY DANCE" "WITH THE BALLET RUSSE?" "NO, PINKY." "THE OTHER DREAM" "WORLD DOMINATION." "OH, RIGHT!" "THAT DREAM!" "NARF!" "AND NOW WE RETURN TO THE MIST," "BROUGHT TO YOU BY PENNSYLVANIA BLUE COAL." "[WOMAN] OH, WHO ARE YOU?" "[MAN] I AM..." "THE FOG!" "I AM BEFOGGING YOUR MIND." "CLOSE THIS DOOR." "DO YOU HEAR ME?" "CLOSE THIS DOOR!" "OPEN THIS DOOR." "UNH." "OPEN THIS DOOR." "YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, CRAZED MADMAN!" "THE MIST WILL FIND ME!" "WELL, IF HE DOES," "HE'LL FIND YOU IN THESE CHAINS!" "HA HA HA!" "NO!" "AAH!" "AND THEN I'LL HIDE YOU IN THIS DARK CELLAR..." "DOWN THIS LONG, LONG FLIGHT OF STAIRS." "NARF!" "I NEVER KNEW RADIO WAS LIKE THIS, BRAIN." "WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS LIKE, PINKY?" "OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE A BIG, RED SQUISHY BALL" "WITH LITTLE NOBBIES ON IT." "HA HA!" "WHO ARE THOSE RIDICULOUS PEOPLE" "WHO JUST STAND THERE AND READ?" "THOSE ARE ACTORS, PINKY." "OH." "AND WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE" "THAT NO ONE'S PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO, BRAIN?" "THOSE ARE THE WRITERS, PINKY." "AND TONIGHT," "THEY WILL FIND THEIR SCRIPT GREATLY EMBELLISHED." "COME." "WE MUST GET THROUGH" "THESE SOUNDPROOF BOOTHS" "SO THAT I CAN COMMANDEER THAT MICROPHONE." "[THUD]" "WH" "SOUND EFFECTS MAN, YOU CANNOT SEE ME." "I AM COMPLETELY INVISIBLE." "I AM BEFOGGING YOUR MIND," "FOR I AM THE FOG!" "NARF!" "THE MIST!" "NO." "THE FOG." "NO, BRAIN." "LOOK." "IT'S THE MIST." "THE JIG IS UP, CRAZED MADMAN," "FOR I AM THE MIST!" "MIST, SAVE ME!" "SAVE ME!" "[MAN] YOU'RE TOO LATE, MIST." "I'M LOCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN MY SECRET DUNGEON." "[MIST] YOU FIEND!" "THEN I'M NAILING THE DOOR SHUT!" "[MAN] AND TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT THE POOR PITIFUL LASS" "CAN'T POSSIBLY ESCAPE," "I'M BUILDING A BRICK WALL IN FRONT OF IT." "[MIST] BUT YOU WON'T GET ME," "FOR I HAVE BECLOUDED YOUR MIND." "[MAN] THEN I'LL THROW THESE DISHES" "UNTIL I SMASH YOUR HEAD IN, MIST." "HA HA HA!" "[MIST] YOU CAN'T GET ME!" "NOT EVEN WITH THIS ANVIL?" "HA HA HA!" "[MIST] I DARE YOU TO DO THAT AGAIN." "OH, NO." "QUICKLY, PINKY, RUN FOR COVER!" "[MAN] YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!" "[MIST] OH, NO?" "I TOOK THE PRECAUTION" "OF CALLING THE CAVALRY!" "[PLAYING MUSIC]" "I HEAR THEM COMING NOW!" "YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO LIVE UP TO MY NAME, MIST." "[WOMAN] A BOMB!" "A BOMB?" "[BRAIN] A BOMB?" "[PINKY] HERE'S ONE." "[MIST] FORTUNATELY, I CLEVERLY REROUTED YOUR FUSE" "SO THAT ALL YOU BLEW UP WAS YOUR OWN LAB!" "[MAN] MY LAB!" "[WOMAN] MY HERO!" "MY HEAD." "AND SO ENDS ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MIST," "BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLUE COAL." "GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD COAL." "ALAS, PINKY," "I THINK I'VE LOST MY POWERS OF CONCENTRATION." "POIT!" "DON'T WORRY, BRAIN!" "YOU'LL COME UP WITH ANOTHER WAY TO BEFOG MEN'S MINDS." "IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS." "TURN THAT THING OFF, PINKY." "WE MUST PREPARE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN?" "WATCH MORE OF THIS EXCITING NEW MEDIUM?" "NO, PINKY." "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT" "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "*THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "WHEE!" "LOOK, BRAIN!" "POIT!" "HA HA HA!" "I'M EXPERIENCING TOTAL WEIGHTLESSNESS!" "OOH!" "AH!" "CURIOUS." "LOOKS MORE LIKE TOTAL MINDLESSNESS, PINKY." "OOF!" "AH!" "UH!" "THESE EXPERIMENTS ARE DEGRADING." "NARF!" "I THINK THEY'RE FUN, BRAIN!" "HA HA HA!" "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT RIDE." "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY, PINKY." "ONE DAY, WE WILL LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE A MOUSE RULES" "AND IT'S THE HUMANS WHO ARE FORCED" "INTO THESE HUMILIATING DIVERSIONS." "YOU MEAN ORLANDO?" "DID YOU SEE THAT PLAQUE, PINKY?" "YES, BRAIN." "POIT." "HE REALLY OUGHT TO FLOSS MORE OFTEN." "YOUR INTEREST IN DENTAL HYGIENE IS ADMIRABLE, PINKY," "BUT THAT PLAQUE DISPLAYS REPRESENTATIONS" "OF MAN, WOMAN," "AND THE RUDIMENTS OF EARTH'S MOST SOPHISTICATED SCIENCE." "IT'S BEING SENT ON A PROBE" "TO THE OUTERMOST EXTREMITIES OF THE GALAXY" "ALONG WITH A DISK SHOWING EARTH'S ARTS AND MUSIC." "IF ALIENS LOOK UPON IT," "THEY WILL LEARN EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO KNOW" "ABOUT THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON EARTH." "NARF." "TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A PICTURE OF YOU ON THERE, BRAIN." "EXACTLY, PINKY." "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "I THINK SO, BRAIN," "BUT PANTS WITH HORIZONTAL STRIPES MAKE ME LOOK CHUBBY." "NO, PINKY." "IF I PUT MYSELF ON THAT PLAQUE," "THE ALIENS WILL RECOGNIZE ME AS EARTH'S LEADER." "EGAD, BRAIN!" "I CAN HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU NOW." "VOILA!" "YOU SEE, PINKY?" "I HAVE REPLACED THE HUMAN FIGURES ON THE PLAQUE." "NARF, BRAIN." "IT'S BRILLIANT!" "MARVELOUS!" "HA HA HA!" "OH, OH." "JUST ONE THING." "UM, WHO IS IT?" "IT'S ME." "OH, RIGHT, BRAIN." "HA HA HA." "PERFECT LIKENESS." "YOU SEE, I'VE SLIGHTLY ALTERED THE GREAT ART MASTERPIECES" "TO ENHANCE MY OWN IMPORTANCE" "AS EARTH'S LEADER." "OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE, BRAIN." "HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?" "AND THEN THEY WILL HEAR SOME SAMPLES" "OF THE WORLD'S GREAT WORKS OF CLASSICAL MUSIC." "* BRAIN'S THE LEADER, BRAIN'S THE LEADER **" "AND AMERICA'S GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE FINE ARTS," "ROCK AND ROLL." "* WOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP, SHEBOP-BAM-BRAIN **" "NOW, WE MUST GO TO THE LAUNCH SITE" "AND SWITCH THESE WITH THE REAL PLAQUE AND LASER DISK." "BUT, BRAIN, WHAT ABOUT BALLET?" "POIT!" "AREN'T YOU GOING TO GIVE THEM A SAMPLE OF THE BALLET?" "THE ALIENS AREN'T GOING TO CARE ABOUT BALLET, PINKY." "OH, I DON'T KNOW, BRAIN." "I ONCE SAW A GROUP OF JAPANESE TOURISTS ABSOLUTELY MELT" "AT THE FINAL SCENE OF GISELLE." "BE QUIET, PINKY, BEFORE I AM FORCED TO INJURE YOU." "HALT!" "THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA." "SHOW YOUR IDENTIFICATION." "I AM THE FAMOUS JET PROPULSION SCIENTIST VERNER VON BRAIN" "FROM THE BRAUN INSTITUTE IN BONN." "NARF!" "AND I'M VERNER VON PINKY" "FROM THE MINK INSTITUTE IN PINK." "UM, OR IS THAT THE COLONEL KLINK INSTITUTE IN BLINK?" "WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF GAG?" "ACTUALLY, WE'RE TWO LABORATORY MICE" "WHO ARE PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "HA HA HA!" "YOU TINY GERMANS SURE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR." "GO ON IN." "FROM NOW ON, PINKY," "WHATEVER ANYONE ASKS YOU," "JUST SAY JA OR NEIN." "JA." "NEIN." "JA." "NEIN." "NARF!" "10, 9, 8, 7, 6," "5, 4, 3..." "STAND BY FOR IGNITION." "DID YOU HEAR THE COUNTDOWN, PINKY?" "JA!" "WHAT NUMBER ARE THEY DOWN TO?" "NEIN." "NINE?" "JA!" "EXCELLENT." "PLENTY OF TIME." "[ENGINES REVVING]" "DIDN'T YOU TELL ME" "THEY WERE DOWN TO NINE, PINKY?" "JA!" "NEIN." "POIT." "TELL ME, PINKY, DO YOU PRACTICE BEING DIM," "OR IS IT A NATURAL TALENT?" "OH, PRACTICE, BRAIN." "ALL DAY, EVERY DAY." "BLAH!" "[MAN] THE PHILBIN SPACE PROBE," "SENT BEYOND THE OUTER REACHES OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM SO LONG AGO," "EXTENDED AN INVITATION TO THE UNKNOWN," "AND THE UNKNOWN HAS RESPONDED." "THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD." "ALIENS FROM THE PLANET FRUNOBULAX ARE LANDING IN WASHINGTON TODAY," "AND THEY DEMAND TO MEET OUR LEADER." "HERE THEY COME NOW." "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER." "UH, HE MEANS ME." "I CAN FEEL HIS PAIN." "NYET." "I AM THE ONE." "MAIS NON." "C'EST MOI!" "OH, REALLY, OLD CHAP, I THINK HE MEANS ME." "UMBALLA LAZOOLOO!" "HOY SO FONG HAY!" "[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "YOU ARE THE EARTH CREATURE KNOWN AS BRAIN?" "YES." "I AM THE LEADER OF THIS PLANET," "RULER OF ALL I SURVEY." "EARTH TREMBLES BEFORE MY MIGHT." "NARF." "AND HE REALLY ISN'T JUST A LABORATORY MOUSE" "WHO PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "QUIET, PINKY." "I'LL HANDLE THIS FROM NOW ON." "POIT." "NARF." "NARF." "POIT." "THIS ONE IS QUITE INTELLIGENT." "HE SPEAKS EXCELLENT FRUNOBULAXIAN." "POIT." "YES." "I TRAINED HIM." "NARF, POIT, EGAD." "YOU WILL RETURN WITH US TO FRUNOBULAX," "WHERE WE WILL CELEBRATE YOUR GLORY." "AT LAST, PINKY, I AM FINALLY APPRECIATED." "WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?" "[BRAIN] THEN I INVENTED THE AIRPLANE..." "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "JUST BEFORE MY GREATEST DISCOVERY" "AIRLINE FOOD?" "NO, PINKY." "I WAS REFERRING TO ELECTRICITY." "AHH." "AHH." "BUT, BRAIN, WASN'T THAT BEN FRANKLIN?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "AH HA HA!" "THAT IS CONSIDERED A GESTURE OF RESPECT ON EARTH." "ONE CALLED BRAIN, WE WISH TO SHOW OUR RESPECT." "NARF, BRAIN." "YOU MEAN ALL THESE YEARS," "YOU WERE JUST SHOWING ME RESPECT?" "I'M TOUCHED." "YOU CERTAINLY ARE." "NOW QUIET." "YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE PIPE BOMBS" "IN MY THROBBING CEREBELLUM." "WE GIVE GREETINGS TO BRAIN, EMPEROR OF EARTH." "YAY!" "YAY!" "[CROWD CHANTING] NARF, POIT, BRAIN!" "NARF, POIT, BRAIN!" "AT LAST, PINKY," "I HAVE FULFILLED MY DESTINY!" "IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER MOUSE" "ATTEMPTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BRAIN." "WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR DOMICILE, BRAIN OF EARTH." "WE HOPE IT WILL BE SUITABLE." "FROM NOW ON, PINKY," "EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT." "OH." "EGAD, BRAIN!" "THEY'VE LOCKED US IN!" "YES, PINKY, YES." "BUT LET US NOT DWELL ON THIS." "UNH!" "LET US PREPARE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHY, BRAIN?" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY" "TRY TO TAKE OVER FRUNOBULAX." "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* A WORLD OF CHEESES" "* DELICIOUSLY MADE FOR YOU AND ME *" "* FLAVORS LIKE PROVOLONE AND BRIE *" "* EACH WITH ITS OWN ETHNICITY *" "* SO MANY CHEESES" "* ARE AVAILABLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD *" "* FOR YOU TO EAT" "* ESPECIALLY GOOD WITH CRACKERS AND MEAT *" "* A NICE YUMMY TREAT" "* THOUSANDS OF CHEESES" "* THE TEXTURE OF SOME CAN BE REAL GOOEY *" "* OTHERS ARE QUITE FIRM AND CHEWY *" "* SOME ARE BETTER WHEN MILDEWY *" "* BOUNTIFUL CHEESES" "* WHEN YOU TAKE A BIG WHIFF" "* A FEW WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO SPEW *" "* ESPECIALLY STRONG IS THE CHEESE REMONDOU *" "* A REAL STINKEROO" "* IT'S INCREDIBLE JUST HOW MANY KINDS THERE ARE *" "* FROM COUNTRIES NEAR AND FAR *" "* IT'S REALLY QUITE BIZARRE *" "* NOW FROM THE MOUTHS OF CHEESES BIG AND SMALL *" "* WE PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU..." "THE CHEESE ROLL CALL *" "I AM THE BRITISH CHEESE WENSLEYDALE," "LIGHTLY PRESSED AND SMOOTH-TEXTURED" "WITH A SUBTLE MILKY FLAVOR," "WHICH IS CLEAN AND REFRESHING." "WELCOME, WENSLEYDALE!" "G'DAY!" "I AM AUSTRALIAN CHEDDAR," "AN INNOCUOUS GOLDEN YELLOW, RINDLESS BLOCK" "INSPIRED BY CHEDDAR AND EDAM." "HA HA!" "WELCOME, CHEDDAM!" "I AM THE GERMAN CHEESE EDELPILZKASE," "A FINE BLUE-VEINED CHEESE" "WITH A PALE IVORY PASTE" "AND VERY DARK VEINS TRAVELING VERTICALLY THROUGH ME." "WELCOME, EDELPIL..." "EDELPIL..." "OH, WILLKOMMEN!" "THANK YOU, CHEESES!" "I WANT TO EAT YOU ALL!" "* OH, HOW I LIKE MY CHEESES" "* CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD *" "* CHEESE IS THE TASTE THAT PLEASES *" "* CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD *" "SING WITH ME, CHEESES!" "* OH, HOW I LIKE MY CHEESES" "* CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD *" "EVERYBODY!" "* CHEESE IS THE TASTE THAT PLEASES *" "* CHEESE FROM AROUND THE WORLD *" "* AROUND THIS GREAT BIG WORLD" "* AROUND THIS BIG CHEESE WORLD *" "* AROUND THIS GREAT BIG WORLD" "* AROUND THIS BIG CHEESE WORLD **" "MMM." "YUMMY." "NARF." "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS."