"[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]" "Rick:" "MORTY,YOUGOT TOCOME" "ON." "YOU GOT TO COME WITH ME." "Morty:" "WHAT'SGOINGON?" "Rick:" "I GOTASURPRISEFOR" "YOU, MORTY." "Morty:" "IT'STHEMIDDLEOFTHE" "NIGHT." "Rick:" "I GOTASURPRISEFOR" "YOU." "Morty:" "OW!" "OW!" "YOU'RE TUGGING ME TOO HARD." "Rick:" "I GOTASURPRISEFOR" "YOU, MORTY." "WHAT DO YOU [BURPS] WHAT DO YOU" "THINK OF THIS FLYING VEHICLE," "MORTY?" "I BUILT IT OUT OF STUFF I FOUND" "IN THE GARAGE." "Morty:" "YEAH,RICK,IT'S" "IT'S GREAT." "IS THIS THE SURPRISE?" "Rick:" "MORTY,IHAD TOI" "HAD TO DO I HAD TO I HAD" "TO I HAD TO MAKE A BOMB," "MORTY." "I HAD TO CREATE A BOMB." "Morty:" "WHAT?" "!" "ABOMB?" "!" "Rick:" "WE'REGONNADROPIT" "DOWN THERE JUST GET A WHOLE" "FRESH START, MORTY." "CREATE A WHOLE FRESH START." "Morty:" "T-T-THAT'SABSOLUTELY" "CRAZY!" "Rick:" "COMEON ,MORTY." "JUST TAKE IT EASY, MORTY." "IT'S GONNA BE GOOD." "RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA GO PICK" "UP YOUR LITTLE FRIEND JESSICA." "Morty:" "JESSICA?" "FROM MY MATH CLASS?" "Rick:" "WHENIDROPTHEBOMB, I" "DON'T YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO" "HAVE SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW I" "WANT YOU TO HAVE THE THING" "I'M GONNA MAKE IT LIKE A NEW" "ADAM AND EVE, AND YOU'RE GONNA" "BE ADAM." "Morty:[ GROANS]" "Rick:" "ANDJESSICA'SGONNABE" "EVE, AND SO THAT'S THE SURPRISE," "MORTY." "Morty:" "NO,YOUCAN 'T!" "J-JESSICA DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I" "EXIST." "BUT BUT BUT FORGET ABOUT" "THAT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BLOW UP" "HUMANITY." "Rick:" "I-IGETWHATYOU'RE" "TRYING TO SAY, M-MORTY." "LISTEN, I'M NOT YOU DON'T" "Y-Y-YOU DON'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT" "ME TRYING TO FOOL AROUND WITH" "WITH JESSICA OR MESS AROUND WITH" "JESSICA OR ANYTHING." "I'M I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY," "MORTY." "Morty:" "WHATAREYOU TALKING" "ABOUT, RICK?" "Rick:" "YOUYOUYOU DON 'T" "HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME GETTING" "WITH JESSICA OR ANYTHING." "SHE SHE SHE SHE" "SHE'S ALL FOR YOU, MORTY." "Morty:" "I DON'TCAREABOUT" "JESSICA!" "Rick:" "YOUKNOWWHAT,MORTY?" "YOU'RE RIGHT." "LET'S FORGET THE GIRL ALL" "TOGETHER." "SHE SHE'S PROBABLY NOTHING" "BUT TROUBLE, ANYWAYS." "ARMINGNEUTRINOBOMB." "Morty:" "THAT'SIT THAT'S" "IT, RICK." "I'M TAKING THE WHEEL." "Rick:" "GETOFFOFME,MORTY !" "Morty:" "I 'MTAKINGCHARGEOF" "THIS SITUATION, BUDDY." "Rick:" "WHAT'SGOTTENINTOYOU?" "Morty:" "I 'MI 'MI 'M" "I'M NOT GONNA STAND AROUND LIKE" "SOME SORT OF DUMB..." "Rick:" "WHATAREYOU ,CRAZY?" "Morty:..." "PERSONANDJUST" "LET YOU BLOW UP THE WHOLE WORLD." "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,ALL RIGHT." "I'LL I'LL LAND." "I'LL LAND." "I'LL LAND." "I'LL LAND THE THING." "I'LL LAND THE THING." "BIG TOUGH GUY ALL OF A SUDDEN." "WE'LL PARK IT RIGHT HERE, MORTY." "RIGHT HERE ON THE S-SIDE OF THE" "R-ROAD HERE." "Morty:" "OH,THANKGOD ." "Rick:" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "THAT WAS ALL A TEST, MORTY." "JUST AN ELABORATE TEST TO MAKE" "YOU MORE ASSERTIVE." "Morty:" "ITWAS?" "Rick:" "SURE." "WHYNOT ?" "I DON'T I DON'T KNOW." "YOU YOU KNOW WHAT, MO" "[ SNORING ]" "NEUTRINOBOMBARMED." "[ BEEPING ]" "Morty:" "UM..." "[ BEEPING INCREASES ]" "Jerry:" "I SEETHERE'SANEW" "EPISODE OF THAT SINGING SHOW" "TONIGHT." "WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK IS GONNA" "BE THE BEST SINGER?" "Summer:" "OH,MY GOD." "HIS HEAD IS IN HIS FOOD." "I'M GOING TO PUKE." "Beth:" "MORTY,AREYOU GETTING" "SICK?" "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRACTICE-KISS" "THE LIVING-ROOM PILLOW." "THE DOG SLEEPS ON IT." "Morty:" "I WASN'TKISSINGA" "PILLOW, MOM." "I JUST I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF" "SLEEP LAST NIGHT." "MAYBE MY DREAMS WERE JUST TOO" "LOUD OR SOMETHING." "Summer:" "ORMAYBEYOU WEREOUT" "ALL NIGHT AGAIN WITH" "GRANDPA RICK." "Jerry:" "WHAT?" "!" "Beth:" "DAD?" "Rick:" "WHAT,SO EVERYONE'S" "SUPPOSED TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE" "NIGHT NOW?" "YOU REALIZE THAT NIGHTTIME MAKES" "UP HALF OF ALL TIME?" "Jerry:" "DAMNIT !" "Beth:" "JERRY!" "Jerry:" "BETH!" "Summer:" "OH,MY GOD." "MY PARENTS ARE SO LOUD." "I WANT TO DIE." "Rick:" "MM,THEREISNOGOD," "SUMMER." "YOU GOT TO RIP THAT BAND-AID OFF" "NOW." "YOU'LL THANK ME LATER." "Jerry:" "OKAY,WITHALL DUE" "RESPECT, RICK WHAT AM I" "TALKING ABOUT?" "WHAT RESPECT IS DUE?" "HOW IS MY SON SUPPOSED TO PASS" "HIS CLASSES IF YOU KEEP DRAGGING" "HIM OFF FOR HIGH-CONCEPT SCI-FI" "RIGAMAROLE?" "Rick:" "LISTEN,JERRY,I-I" "DON'T WANT TO OVERSTEP MY BOUNDS" "OR ANYTHING." "IT'S YOUR HOUSE." "IT'S YOUR WORLD." "YOU'RE A REAL JULIUS CAESAR." "BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOME TELL" "YOU HOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT" "SCHOOL, JERRY." "IT'S A WASTE OF TIME A BUNCH" "OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND," "BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER." "G-GUY UP FRONT SAYS, "TWO PLUS" "TWO."" "THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK SAY," ""FOUR."" "THEN THE BELL RINGS, AND THEY" "GIVE YOU A CARTON OF MILK AND A" "PCE OF PAPER THAT SAYS YOU CAN" "GO TAKE A DUMP OR SOMETHING." "I MEAN, IT'S IT'S NOT A PLACE" "FOR SMART PEOPLE, JERRY." "AND I KNOW THAT'S NOT A POPULAR" "OPINION, BUT IT'S MY TWO CENTS" "ON THE ISSUE." "THIS WAS A GOOD BREAKFAST, BETH." "YOU REALLY MADE THE CRAP OUT OF" "THOSE EGGS." "I WISH YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE TO" "EAT THEM." "Beth:" "OH,DAD." "Jerry:" "WHAT?" "FOR REAL?" "ALLRIGHT,NOW,EVERYBODYGET" "SETTLED." "GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS!" "NOW, LOOK, WE'RE GONNA BE" "DEALING WITH SOME REAL SERIOUS" "STUFF TODAY." "YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF IT." "IT'S CALLED MATH." "AND WITHOUT IT, NONE OF US WOULD" "EVEN EXIST, SO LET'S JUMP RIGHT" "IN TWO PLUS TWO." "Morty:" "JESSICA." "FIVEPLUSFIVE." "Morty:" "TENSSICA." "OKAY,GOOD." "IT'S TIME FOR THE QUIZ." "[ ALL GROAN ]" "YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "!" "AW, TOO BAD!" "TOUGH!" "FIRST ROW, TAKE ONE." "PASS IT BACK FOR ME." "THE STAKES ARE HIGH IN THIS" "ROOM." "THERE'S CRUCIAL THINGS HAPPENING" "HERE EVERY DAY." "PEOPLE GETTING SMARTER." "SOME OF Y'ALL GETTING DUMBER." "SOME OF Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA SEE 3:00." "HI,MORTY." "Morty:" "WHOA!" "HI, JESSICA." "CANI SHOWTHESETOYOU?" "Morty:" "WOW." "TH-THEY'RE BOTH GREAT." "THANK YOU." "YOUKNOWWHATINAMEDTHESE ?" "MY LITTLE MORTIES." "Morty:" "UH,THAT'S" "FLATTERING..." "AND A LITTLE WEIRD." "DOYOUKNOWWHATIWANTYOU" "TO DO WITH THEM?" "Morty:" "RENAMETHEM?" "SQUEEZETHEM." "MANHANDLE THEM." "GIVE THEM THE BUSINESS." "SEE IF YOU CAN SHUFFLE THEM." "I MEAN, REALLY GET IN THERE AND" "KNOCK THEM AROUND." "NO WRONG ANSWERS." "Morty:" "WOW." "WELL, OKAY, JESSICA." "L-LET'S GIVE THIS A SHOT." "MM." "OH, MORTY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" "Morty:" "UH,I-I'MJUSTDOING" "MY BEST." "MORTY!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" "!" "Morty:" "JESSICA." "MORTY!" "Morty:[ Mumbling]JESSICA." "FIVEMOREMINUTESOFTHIS ," "AND I'M GONNA GET MAD." "Morty:" "JE-JESSICA." "[ Mumbling ] JESSICA." "NOTMYFAULTTHISIS" "HAPPENING." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]" "WELL,WELL,WELL." "Morty:" "UH,MORNING,FRANK." ""MORNING"?" "WHAT WAS WHAT IS THAT" "SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?" "ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY MY" "FAMILY'S POOR?" "Morty:" "OH,GEEZ,FRANK." "I DON'T KNOW IF A KNIFE IS" "NECESSARY." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, Y-YOU KIND OF" "HAD THINGS HANDLED WITHOUT IT." "YOUTELLINGME HOWTOBULLY" "NOW?" "BIG MISTAKE, MORTY." "AND NOW I'M GONNA CUT YOU," "'CAUSE MY FAMILY'S RICH." "[ GASPS ]" "Rick:" "THEREYOUARE ,MORTY." "LISTEN TO ME." "I GOT AN ERRAND TO RUN IN A" "WHOLE DIFFERENT DIMENSION." "I NEED AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS." "Morty:" "OH,GEEZ,RICK." "W-WHAT'D YOU DO TO FRANK?" "Rick:" "IT'SPRETTYOBVIOUS," "MORTY." "I FROZE HIM." "NOW LISTEN I NEED YOUR HELP," "MORTY." "I MEAN, WE GOT WE GOT TO" "GET GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" "AND GO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS." "[ BURPS ]" "IT'S IMPORTANT." "COME ON, MORTY." "Morty:" "I DON'TKNOW,RICK." "I-I CAN'T LEAVE SCHOOL AGAIN." "Rick:" "DOYOUHAVEANYCONCEPT" "OF HOW MUCH HIGHER THE STAKES" "GET OUT THERE, MORTY?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK I CAN JUST" "DO IT ALL BY MYSELF?" "COME ON!" "Morty:" "AW,GEEZ." "OKAY." "I GUESS I CAN SKIP HISTORY." "WHAT ABOUT FRANK?" "I MEAN, SHOULDN'T YOU UNFREEZE" "HIM?" "Rick:" "I 'LLDOIT LATER," "MORTY." "HE'LL BE FINE." "LET'S GO." "Summer:[ Thinking]OH, MY" "GOD." "I'M ABOUT TO WALK PAST" "FRANK PALICKY." "THIS IS THE STORY WE'LL BE" "TELLING OUR CHILDREN." "HI, FRANK." "[ CRACKS, SHATTERS ]" "AAH!" "[ HORSE WHINNYING ]" "Beth:" "SCALPEL." "SCALPEL." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "Jerry:" "KNOCK,KNOCK." "Beth:" "JERRY?" "Jerry:" "MYMANAGERGAVEMEAN" "HOUR FOR LUNCH, AND I THOUGHT," ""HEY, WHY NOT SWING BY WHERE" "YOUR WIFE WORKS?"" "[ FLATLINE ]" "WE'RELOSINGHIM." "[ BEEPS ]" "OKAY, HE'S BACK." "Beth:" "JERRY,PLEASETELLME" "YOU'RE HERE FOR AN INCREDIBLY" "URGENT REASON." "Jerry:" "WELL,IT 'SLUNCH." "I MEAN, IT'S ONE OF THREE MEALS" "THAT HAVE EXISTED FOR MILLENNIA." "[ FLATLINE ]" "LOSINGHIM." "[ BEEPS ]" "STABILIZED." "Beth:" "OKAY,IONLYASK," "JERRY, BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, MY" "JOB INVOLVES PERFORMING HEART" "SURGERY." "Jerry:" "WELL,YEAH,ONHORSES." "Beth:" "EXCUSEME ?" "Jerry:" "OKAY." "LET'S NOT REHASH THATFIGHT." "I SENSE THAT YOU'RE BUSY AND" "WILL NOW BE ON MY WAY." "WHOA!" "WHAT IS THIS ON THE FLOOR?" "SOME KIND OF LITERATURE FOR A" "REALLY NICE-LOOKING NURSING" "HOME." "HEY, HONEY, CRAZY IDEA BAD" "PITCH LET'S PUT YOUR DAD" "HERE." "LET'S PUT YOUR DAD IN A NURSING" "HOME." "[ FLATLINE ]" "WE'RELOSINGHIM." "Beth:" "HEY,TOM." "WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE LOSING HIM." "WE CAN HEAR THE BEEPS!" "Rick:" "THERESHEIS." "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON, MORTY." "LET'S GO." "Morty:" "OH,GEEZ." "OKAY." "OH, MAN, RICK." "WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" "Rick:" "IT'SDIMENSION35C ,AND" "IT'S GOT THE PERFECT CLIMATE" "CONDITIONS FOR A SPECIAL TYPE OF" "TREE, MORTY, CALLED A MEGA TREE," "AND THERE'S FRUIT IN THOSE" "TREES, AND THERE'S SEEDS IN" "THOSE FRUITS." "I'M TALKING ABOUT MEGA SEEDS." "THEY'RE [Burping] THEY'RE" "INCREDIBLY POWERFUL, AND I NEED" "THEM TO HELP ME WITH MY" "RESEARCH, MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,MAN,RICK." "I'M LOOKING AROUND THIS PLACE," "AND I'M STARTING TO WORK UP SOME" "ANXIETY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING." "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "CALM DOWN." "LISTEN TO ME, MORTY." "I KNOW THAT NEW SITUATIONS CAN" "BE INTIMIDATING." "YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND, AND IT'S" "ALL SCARY AND DIFFERENT, BUT," "YOU KNOW, M-MEETING THEM HEAD" "ON, CHARGING RIGHT INTO THEM" "LIKE A BULL THAT'S HOW WE" "GROW AS PEOPLE." "I'M NO STRANGER TO SCARY" "SITUATIONS." "I DEAL WITH THEM ALL THE TIME." "NOW, IF YOU JUST STICK WITH ME," "MORTY, WE'RE GONNA BE HOLY" "CRAP, MORTY, RUN!" "Morty:[ SCREAMING]" "Rick:" "I NEVERSEENTHATTHING" "BEFORE IN MY LIFE." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL" "IT IS!" "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE," "MORTY!" "IT'S GONNA KILL US!" "WE'RE GONNA DIE!" "WE'RE GONNA DIE, MORTY!" "Rick:" "OH,MORTY,TAKEADEEP" "BREATH." "BREATHE THAT BREATHE THAT" "FRESH AIR IN, MORTY." "Y-YOU SMELL THAT?" "THAT'S THE SMELL OF ADVENTURE," "MORTY." "THAT'S THAT'S THE SMELL OF" "OF OF OF A WHOLE DIFFERENT" "EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE." "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT,RICK," "LOOK HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS" "GONNA BE?" "SHOULDN'T I BE BACK AT SCHOOL BY" "NOW?" "Rick:" "AREYOUJOKINGME?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL THE CRAZY" "CRAP SURROUNDING US." "LOOK AT THAT THING RIGHT THERE." "W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?" "YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SEE THAT" "KIND OF THING AT SCHOOL?" "LOOK AT IT JUST LUMBERING" "AROUND." "IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC THAT" "THING." "Morty:" "YEAH,RICK,IGETIT." "WE'RE SURROUNDED BY MONSTERS." "THAT'S KIND OF THE REASON WHY I" "WANT TO LEAVE." "Rick:" "TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA." "MORTY, YOU SEE THIS?" "YOU SEE WHAT WE JUST STUMBLED" "UPON, MORTY?" "ANY IDEA WHAT THAT IS DOWN" "THERE?" "Morty:" "THEMEGATREES?" "Rick:" "THAT'SRIGHT,MORTY" "THE MEGA TREES WITH THE MEGA" "FRUIT ON THEM." "AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING" "ABOUT, MORTY." "THAT'S WHERE MY SEEDS ARE." "IF WE WOULD HAVE DONE WHAT YOU" "WANTED, I WOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE" "FOUND THEM, BECAUSE Y BECAUSE" "YOU'RE SO IN LOVE WITH SCHOOL." "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT,ALL RIGHT." "SO, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT" "THESE SEEDS, ANYWAYS?" "Rick:" "YOUASKALOTOF" "QUESTIONS, MORTY." "NOT VERY CHARISMATIC." "IT MAKES YOU KIND OF AN [BURPS]" "UNDER [BURPS] UNDERFOOT" "FIGURE." "JUST TAKE THESE SHOES, MORTY." "THEY'RE SP [BURPS] SPECIAL" "GRAPPLING SHOES." "WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THESE" "THINGS BA THESE BABIES," "YOU CAN BASICALLY JUST WALK ON" "ANY SURFACE YOU WANT, MORTY" "UP, DOWN, BELOW, TURN AROUND TO" "THE LEFT." "THESE THINGS REALLY BRING IT ALL" "TOGETHER." "Morty:" "AAH!" "Rick:" "YOUHAVETOTURN THEM" "ON, MORTY!" "[ THUDS ]" "THE SHOES HAVE TO BE TURNED ON!" "Beth:" "I AMNOTPUTTINGMY" "FATHER IN A HOME!" "HE JUST CAME BACK INTO MY LIFE," "AND YOU WANT TO GRAB HIM AND" "STUFF HIM UNDER A MATTRESS LIKE" "LAST MONTH'S VICTORIA'S SECRET?" "Jerry:" "I TOLDYOUIWAS" "ORDERING YOU SOMETHING FOR" "VALENTINE'S DAY." "MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOUR FATHER IS" "A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE ON OUR SON." "EVERYTHINGCOOLIN HERE," "BETH?" "Beth:" "IT'SFINE,DAVIN." "OKAY,COOL." "YOU KNOW, WE DID SOMETHING GREAT" "TODAY." "THERE'S NOTHING MORE NOBLE AND" "FREE THAN THE HEART OF A HORSE." "Jerry:" "SINCEWE 'REFIGHTING," "IF YOU EVER HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH" "THAT GUY, I WILL COME TO THE" "HOTEL ROOM AND BLOW MY BRAINS" "OUT ALL OVER YOUR NAKED BODIES." "Beth:" "LOOK,IAPPRECIATETHE" "STRESS YOU'RE UNDER, BUT MORTY" "WAS HAVING TROUBLE IN SCHOOL WAY" "BEFORE MY DAD MOVED IN, AND THE" "ONLY INFLUENCE I CAN SEE RICK" "HAVING IS THAT, FOR THE FIRST" "TIME IN HIS LIFE, MORTY HAS A" "FRIEND." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]" "Jerry:[ SIGHS]" "WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT." "Beth:" "UH,YEAH,MAYBEIAM." "I'M MY FATHER'S DAUGHTER." "I'M SMART." "WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A HEART" "SURGEON?" "Jerry:" "HORSEHEARTSURGEON." "Beth:" "HELLO?" "MRS.SMITH?" "THIS IS PRINCIPAL VAGINA NO" "RELATION." "I WONDER IF YOU AND MORTY'S" "FATHER MIGHT BE ABLE TO HAVE A" "CHAT WITH ME THIS AFTERNOON?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Rick:" "MORTY,OH ,YOUREALLY" "D-DID A NUMBER ON YOUR LEGS" "RIGHT NOW." "Morty:[ GROANING]" "Rick:" "YOUKNOW,YOU GOT TO" "TURN THE SHOES ON, MORTY, FOR" "THEM TO WORK." "YEAH, LOOK I TURNED MINE ON." "I HAD NO PROBLEM GETTING DOWN" "HERE." "IT WAS A LEISURELY BREEZE." "Morty:" "I 'MINALOT OFPAIN ," "RICK." "Rick:" "YEAH,ICAN SEE THAT." "BUT DO YOU THINK YOU'LL STILL BE" "ABLE TO HELP ME [BURPS] COLLECT" "MY SEEDS, MORTY?" "Morty:" "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "!" "THAT'S IT, RICK!" "THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I'M" "SITTING HERE WITH BOTH OF MY" "LEGS BROKEN, AND YOU'RE STILL" "ASKING ME ABOUT GETTING THOSE" "SEEDS?" "!" "OOH!" "OW!" "OH!" "Y-Y-YOU'RE A MONSTER." "Y-YOU'RE LIKE HITLER, BUT" "BUT EVEN HITLER CARED ABOUT" "GERMANY OR SOMETHING." "Rick:" "OKAY,HOLDONJUST A" "SECOND, MORTY." "Morty:[ GROANING]" "[ PANTING ]" "OOH." "OHH." "OOH." "WOW, RICK." "THAT STUFF JUST HEALED MY BROKEN" "LEGS INSTANTLY." "I MEAN, I'VE NEVER FELT SO GOOD" "IN MY LIFE." "THANK YOU." "Rick:" "DON'TWORRYABOUTIT," "MORTY." "JUST COME HELP ME GET THESE" "SEEDS, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?" "Morty:" "SURETHING,RICK." "Rick:" "NOTTHATYOU ASKED," "MORTY, BUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED" "THERE IS I WENT INTO A FUTURE" "DIMENSION WITH SUCH ADVANCED" "MEDICINE THAT THEY HAD" "BROKEN-LEG SERUM AT EVERY CORNER" "DRUGSTORE." "THE STUFF WAS ALL OVER THE" "PLACE, MORTY." "Morty:" "WOW,THAT'SPRETTY" "CRAZY, RICK." "Rick:" "THERE'SJUSTONE" "PROBLEM, MORTY ONE LITTLE" "HANG-UP." "THE DIMENSION I VISITED WAS SO" "ADVANCED, THEY HAD ALSO HALTED" "THE AGING PROCESS, AND EVERYONE" "THERE WAS YOUNG, MORTY, AND THEY" "HAD BEEN FOREVER." "I WAS THE ONLY OLD PERSON THERE," "MORTY." "IT WAS [BURPS] LIKE I WAS SOME" "SORT OF, YOU KNOW, CELEBRITY," "WALKING AROUND." "I-I WAS FASCINATING TO THEM." "THERE WERE A LOT OF ATTRACTIVE" "WOMEN THERE, MORTY, AND THEY" "THEY THEY THEY ALL WANTED" "TIME WITH ME." "I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH A LOT OF" "YOUNG LADIES, BUT I SPENT SO" "MUCH TIME THERE, MY" "INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL" "DEVICE IT'S GOT NO CHARGE" "LEFT, MORTY." "IT'S GOT NO CHARGE LEFT." "Morty:" "WHAT?" "!" "Rick:" "IT'SAS GOODAS" "GARBAGE, MORTY." "IT'S NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE," "MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,GEEZ,RICK,THAT 'S" "NOT GOOD." "W-WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "I-I HAVE TO BE BACK AT SCHOOL" "RIGHT NOW." "HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK HOME?" "Rick:" "THERE'SWAYSTOGET" "BACK HOME, MORTY." "IT'S JUST IT'S JUST GONNA BE" "A LITTLE BIT OF A HASSLE." "WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH" "INTERDIMENSIONAL CUSTOMS, SO" "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ME A" "REAL SOLID." "Morty:" "UH-OH." "Rick:" "WHENWE GETTOCUSTOMS," "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE THESE" "SEEDS INTO THE BATHROOM, AND I'M" "GONNA NEED YOU TO PUT THEM WAY" "UP INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE, MORTY." "Morty:" "INMY BUTT?" "Rick:" "PUTTHEMWAY UPINSIDE" "THERE, AS FAR AS THEY CAN FIT." "Morty:" "OH,GEEZ,RICK." "I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO" "DO THAT." "Rick:" "WELL,SOMEBODY'SGOT TO" "DO IT, MORTY." "TH-THESE SEEDS AREN'T GONNA GET" "THROUGH CUSTOMS UNLESS THEY'RE" "IN SOMEONE'S RECTUM, MORTY." "Morty:[ WHIMPERS]" "Rick:" "ANDTHEY'LLFALLRIGHT" "OUT OF MINE." "I'VE DONE THIS TOO MANY TIMES," "MORTY." "I MEAN, YOU'RE YOUNG." "YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD" "OF YOU, AND YOUR ANAL CAVITY IS" "STILL TAUT, YET MALLEABLE." "YOU GOT TO DO IT FOR GRANDPA," "MORTY." "Y-YOU'VE GOT TO PUT THESE SEEDS" "INSIDE YOUR BUTT." "Morty:" "INMY BUTT?" "Rick:" "COMEON ,MORTY." "PLEASE, MORTY." "YOU HAVE TO DO IT, MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,MAN." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]" "THEFACTIS ,YOURSON ,MORTY," "HAS ATTENDED THIS SCHOOL FOR A" "TOTAL OF SEVEN HOURS OVER THE" "LAST TWO MONTHS." "Beth:" "WHAT?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU NOTIFY US?" "IDONEBEENNOTIFYINGYOU." "HAVE YOU NOT BEEN GETTING THE" "MESSAGES I'VE BEEN LEAVING WITH" "MORTY'S GRANDFATHER?" "Jerry:" "BOOM!" "TOLD YOU!" "IN YOUR FACE!" "HE IS RUINING OUR CHILD!" "WAIT, WHAT AM I CELEBRATING?" "YEAH,SEE,ITHOUGHT" "SOMETHING WAS FISHY THERE," "BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY MORTY'S" "GRANDPA THAT'S TAKING HIM OUT OF" "SCHOOL." "Beth:" "SUMMER?" "Summer:[ Sobbing]WHATKIND" "OF GOD LETS THIS HAPPEN?" "WEHADALITTLEINCIDENT." "A STUDENT WAS FROZEN TO DEATH." "AND THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT A" "LATINO STUDENT DID IT!" "EVERYONE WANTS TO TAKE THIS TO A" "RACIAL PLACE." "I WON'T LET THEM." "THEGLARPZONEISFOR" "FLARPING AND UNGLARPING ONLY." "SO,I TOLDHIM,"GIVEMETHE" "BLIMFARX," YOU KNOW?" "THIS THIS GUY HE DOESN'T" "UNDERSTAND INTERSTELLAR" "CURRENCY." "IT'S,LIKE,I'MTRYINGTOEAT" "A FLIMFLAM LIKE, THAT'S WHAT" "WE EAT ON GIRVONESK." "THEGLARPZONEISFOR" "FLARPING AND UNGLARPING ONLY." "Rick:" "I DON'TLIKEITHERE ," "MORTY." "I CAN'T ABIDE BUREAUCRACY." "I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD WHERE TO" "GO AND WHAT TO DO." "I CONSIDER IT A VIOLATION." "DID YOU GET THOSE SEEDS ALL THE" "WAY UP YOUR BUTT?" "Morty:" "YEAH,RICK." "LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH," "OKAY?" "I MEAN, THESE THINGS ARE POINTY." "THEY HURT." "Rick:" "THATMEANSTHEY'REGOOD" "ONES." "YOU'RE A GOOD KID, MORTY." "THOSE MEGA SEEDS ARE SUPER" "VALUABLE TO MY WORK." "YOU'VE BEEN A HUGE HELP TO ME." "I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO [BURPS]" "ALL KIND OF THINGS WITH THEM." "IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, MORTY." "[ BURPS ] ALL KINDS OF SCIENCE." "OKAY,NEXTTHROUGH." "EXCEPT YOU." "YOU GO OVER THERE." "Rick:" "WHYDOESHEHAVE TOGO" "OVER THERE?" "RANDOMCHECK." "HE'S GOT TO GO THROUGH THE NEW" "MACHINE." "Rick:" "WHATNEW[BURPS]" "WHAT NEW MACHINE?" "IT'SA NEWMACHINE." "IT DETECTS STUFF ALL THE WAY UP" "YOUR BUTT." "Rick:" "RUN,MORTY!" "RUN !" "Morty:" "AAH!" "REDALERT!" "[ ALARMS BLARING ]" "Rick:[ GRUNTS]" "[SCREECHING]" "Morty:" "OHHHHH!" "[ COUGHS ]" "[CRYING]" "Morty:[ COUGHING]" "HEY!" "OHHHHHH." "[ GROANS ]" "Morty:" "AAH!" "Rick:" "DON'TTHINKABOUTIT!" "Morty:" "OOH!" "[ SHOES BEEPING ]" "Rick:" "OH,NICE,MORTY!" "THE STUDENT BECOMES THE TEACHER." "[ BUZZING ]" "[ BOTH SCREAMING ]" "[ BOTH GRUNT ]" "Morty:" "WHOOOOOO!" "AAH!" "AW,HELL,NO ,DAWG." "YOU KNOW ME I'M JUST TRYING" "TO" "Morty:" "AAH!" "Rick:" "I NEEDTO TYPEINTHE" "COORDINATES TO OUR HOME WORLD," "MORTY." "COVER ME." "Morty:" "OH,MAN." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T WANT" "TO SHOOT NOBODY." "Rick:" "THEY'REJUSTROBOTS," "MORTY!" "IT'S OKAY TO SHOOT THEM!" "THEY'RE ROBOTS!" "AAH!" "MY LEG IS SHOT OFF!" "GLENN'SBLEEDINGTO DEATH!" "SOMEONE CALL HIS WIFE AND" "CHILDREN!" "Morty:" "THEY'RENOTROBOTS," "RICK!" "Rick:" "IT'SAFIGUREOF" "SPEECH, MORTY." "THEY'RE BUREAUCRATS." "I DON'T RESPECT THEM." "JUST KEEP SHOOTING, MORTY." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PRISON IS" "LIKE HERE!" "Morty:" "HOLYCRAP!" "THIS IS INSANE!" "[ CROWD SCREAMING ]" "Rick:" "COMEON ,MORTY!" "WE GOT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF" "HERE!" "[ ALL GASP ]" "WOW." "DID YOU JUST COME INTO THE" "CAFETERIA THROUGH A PORTAL?" "Morty:" "UH,YEAH." "WELL, YOU KNOW, MY MY" "FERRARI'S IN THE SHOP." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "JU JUST KIDDING." "YOU'REMORTY,RIGHT?" "Morty:" "YEAH." "Rick:" "YOUCANGET HIS NUMBER" "LATER." "COME ON, MORTY." "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE." "YOU GOT TO GET THOSE SEEDS OUT" "OF YOUR ASS." "Jerry:" "OH,LOOK,HONEY." "IT'S OUR SON WITH" "ALBERT EIN-DOUCHE." "Beth:" "WHAT?" "Jerry:" "I 'MANANGRYFATHER," "NOT AN IMPROVISOR." "Rick:" "OH,HI ,JERRY." "OH, MY GOODNESS, MORTY!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS?" "WE TALKED ABOUT THIS." "YOUR YOUR PARENTS AND I ARE" "VERY DISAPPOINTED IN IN THIS" "BEHAVIOR." "NO?" "NO TAKERS?" "YOU GUYS SHOULD REALLY NOT BE" "TOUCHING THAT STUFF." "IT'S BEYOND YOUR REASONING." "Jerry:" "YOU'REBEYONDOUR" "REASONING!" "Rick:" "TAKESONETOKNOW ONE." "Beth:" "DAD,HOWCOULDYOUMAKE" "MY SON MISS AN ENTIRE SEMESTER" "OF SCHOOL?" "I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S A HOT" "GIRL." "HE CAN'T JUST BAIL ON HIS LIFE" "AND SET UP SHOP IN SOMEONE" "ELSE'S." "Rick:" "WHATWHATARE YOU" "GUYS DOING WITH MY STUFF?" "Beth:" "WE'REMOVINGYOU ..." "TOA" "NURSING HOME." "Rick:" "A NURSINGHOME?" "WHAT ARE WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?" "I'M A GENIUS." "I BUILD ROBOTS FOR FUN." "Jerry:" "WELL,NOWYOU CAN" "BUILD BASKETS AND WATCH" "PAUL NEWMAN MOVIES ON VHS AND" "MENTALLY SCAR THE BOY SCOUTS" "EVERY CHRISTMAS." "Beth:" "WHATDOESTHATMEAN ?" "Jerry:" "IT'SPERSONAL." "Morty:" "DAD,MOM,C-COMEON." "RICK JUST NEEDED MY HELP IS ALL." "Jerry:" "MORTY,STAYOUT OF" "THIS." "YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT CAPABLE OF" "JUDGING THESE SITUATIONS ON YOUR" "OWN." "Rick:" "WHATAREYOU TRYINGTO" "SAY ABOUT MORTY?" "THAT HE'S STUPID OR SOMETHING?" "Beth:" "OH,DON'THIGH-ROADUS," "DAD." "YOU KNOW FULLY WELL THAT MORTY" "IS THE LAST CHILD THAT NEEDS TO" "BE MISSING CLASSES." "Rick:" "I-I-IDON'TKNOWWHAT" "YOU MEAN BY THAT." "CAN CAN CAN YOU BE A" "LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC?" "Jerry:" "OH,FORCRYINGOUT" "HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF" "DISABILITY OR SOMETHING." "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT US TO SAY?" "Morty:" "I DO?" "Jerry:" "WELL,DUHDOY ,SON ." "LOOK, I LOVE YOU, MORTY, BUT WE" "BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT AS FAST AS" "THE OTHER KIDS, AND IF YOU WANT" "TO COMPETE IN THIS WORLD, YOU" "GOT TO WORK TWICE AS HARD." "Morty:" "AW,GEEZ,DAD ." "Y-YOU KNOW, THAT'S A LOT TO DROP" "ON A KID ALL AT ONCE." "Rick:" "MORTY,T-TELLYOUR" "PARENTS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI." "Morty:" "OH,COMEON, RICK." "YOU KNOW I CAN'T." "Rick:" "THESQUAREROOTOFPI ," "MORTY GO." "Morty:1.77245385." "WHOA!" "Beth:" "WHATTHEHELL?" "Jerry:" "HOLYCRAP." "HE'SRIGHT." "Rick:" "MORTY,TELLYOUR" "PARENTS THE FIRST LAW OF [BURPS]" "THERMODYNAMICS." "Morty:" THEINCREMENTIN THE" "INTERNAL ENERGY OF A SYSTEM IS" "EQUAL TO THE INCREMENT OF HEAT" "SUPPLIED TO THE SYSTEM."" "WOW!" "I'M SO SMART!" "Jerry:" "BUT" "Rick:" "I TOLDTHEBOTHOF" "YOU SCHOOL IS STUPID." "IT'S NOT HOW YOU LEARN THINGS." "MORTY'S A GIFTED CHILD." "HE HAS A SPECIAL MIND." "THAT'S WHY HE'S MY LITTLE" "HELPER." "HE'S LIKE ME." "HE'S GONNA BE DOING GREAT" "SCIENCE STUFF LATER IN HIS LIFE." "HE'S TOO SMART FOR SCHOOL." "H-HE NEEDS TO KEEP HANGING OUT" "[BURPS] AND HELPING ME." "Beth:" "JERRY,IDON 'TWANT" "WHATEVER'S HAPPENING HERE TO" "STOP." "Jerry:" "NO,I-IUNDERSTAND." "UH, MAYBE WE OVERREACTED." "BUT HE HAS TO KEEP GOING TO" "SCHOOL." "Rick:" "OKAY,JERRY." "YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, BUT" "[BURPS] WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO" "DO?" "SAY [BURPS] SAY NO?" "YOU YOU REALLY WEAR THE PANTS" "AROUND HERE." "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, BETWEEN" "US, FROM NOW ON, IT'S GONNA BE 100% HONESTY AND OPEN, CLEAR" "COMMUNICATION." "Summer:" "FRANKPALICKYWAS" "FROZEN TO DEATH TODAY!" "Rick:" "NOIDEAWHATYOU'RE" "TALKING ABOUT." "Summer:[ SOBBING]" "Jerry:" "OKAY." "WELL, UH, MORTY, IT'S YOUR" "BEDTIME IN AN HOUR." "DON'T STAY UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN." "THIS IS GOOD, THOUGH." "THIS CAN WORK." "I THINK WE CAN BE A FAMILY." "AND NOW, BETH, IF YOU'LL HAVE" "ME, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU." "Beth:" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "OKAY." "Morty:" "HOLYCOW,RICK." "I DIDN'T KNOW HANGING OUT WITH" "YOU WAS MAKING ME SMARTER." "Rick:" "FULLDISCLOSURE," "MORTY IT'S NOT." "TEMPORARY SUPERINTELLIGENCE IS" "JUST A SIDE EFFECT OF THE MEGA" "SEEDS DISSOLVING IN YOUR RECTAL" "CAVITY." "Morty:" "AW,MAN." "Rick:" "YEAH,ANDONCETHOSE" "SEEDS [BURPS] WEAR OFF, YOU'RE" "GONNA LOSE MOST OF YOUR MOTOR" "SKILLS, AND YOU'RE ALSO GONNA" "LOSE A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF" "BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY FOR 72" "HOURS, MORTY." "STARTING [BURPS] RIGHT ABOUT" "NOW." "Morty:" "OHH,MAN." "[ GROANING ] OH, GEEZ!" "OHH." "Rick:" "I 'MSORRY,MORTY." "IT'S A BUMMER." "IN REALITY, YOU'RE AS DUMB AS" "THEY COME." "AND I NEEDED THOSE SEEDS REAL" "BAD, AND I HAD TO GIVE THEM UP" "JUST TO GET YOUR PARENTS OFF MY" "BACK, SO NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO" "GO GET MORE." "AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO ON EVEN" "MORE ADVENTURES AFTER THAT," "MORTY." "AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR MOUTH" "SHUT ABOUT IT, MORTY, BECAUSE" "THE WORLD IS FULL OF IDIOTS THAT" "DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S" "IMPORTANT, AND THEY'LL TEAR US" "APART, MORTY." "BUT IF YOU STICK WITH ME, I'M" "GONNA ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS," "MORTY, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE PART" "OF THEM, AND TOGETHER, WE'RE" "GONNA RUN AROUND, MORTY." "WE'RE GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF" "WONDERFUL THINGS, MORTY." "JUST YOU AND ME, MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,NO ,NO ." "Rick:" "THEOUTSIDEWORLDIS" "OUR ENEMY, MORTY." "WE'RE THE ONLY [BURPS] FRIENDS" "WE'VE GOT, MORTY." "IT'S JUST RICK AND MORTY" "[BURPS] RICK AND MORTY AND THEIR" "ADVENTURES, MORTY." "RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND" "FOREVER." "100 YEARS, RICK AND MORTY'S" "THINGS." "ME AND RICK AND MORTY RUNNING" "AROUND, AND RICK AND MORTY TIME." "ALL DAY LONG, FOREVER." "ALL A HUNDRED DAYS." "RICK AND MORTY FOREVER 100" "TIMES." "OVER AND OVER," "ALL 100 YEARS."