"APRIL TO PARIS" "DEPARTMENT OF STATE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" " Hello, Mr Putnam." " Hello." " Hello, Mr Putnam." " You were not careful." "Hi, Tracy." " Everything is squared?" " Affirmative." "Very good." "S. WINTHROP PUTNAM ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT" "DEPUTY SECRETARY OF STATE" "The letter, sir." "In fact, the French still insists to see you." " It is not immigration?" " It was sent to Justice who sent the Treasury, who has returned here." "The usual channels." "What is his complaint?" "This is the third time he comes here." "I'm really busy with the festival, but let him come." "You made me look?" "Find a place." "If you get there." "Fouquet, my secretary has already said nothing could." " I must be in Paris next week." " Your passport is in order." " You can go whenever you want." " When I want." "But I have no money for my ticket." "And I can not fly by myself." "I spent all winter to earn dollars Yankee but I do not Yankee every penny." "The Treasury had to lock all your money to count how much tax you owe." " How long?" " One week, two weeks." "One month." "A month?" "No money, no wine, no women?" "Is this a way for man to live unless you are American?" "Sorry, but what are the rules." "I can not do anything." "I have my own cabaret." "At the bank, I francs not knowing what to do." "I'll call Paris and ask them to send me money." "I can?" " Yes." " Okay." "But we must grasp as soon as it arrives." "Charming." "It will soon spring in Paris." "Children dancing the Bois de Boulogne." "Men will be selling hot chestnuts in small trucks in the street." "Chestnuts." "And everywhere, young couples will be entwined, kissing." "Have pity for a man who is not breathing, only lives and loves when he is in Paris." "You lend me enough to leave?" "It is against the rules." " In second class?" " Impossible." " In steerage?" " It is also against the rules." "Coat me fat I'm going to swim across." " It's ..." " I know." "It is also against the rules." "I will wait to see a wizard above you." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not to criticize your government, but there are only regulations." "Forms, red tape, efficiency, no room for error." "What would happen to this giant machine if only one small human error it slipped?" "Things would not be as square, believe me." "This mechanism would make the delicate balance ..." "There is something terrible happened." " What's going on?" " I'm off to New York." "Tell the Harvard Club I miss dinner." "Tell them anything." "Invent." " I know what's wrong." " What?" "He mixed the letters Festival in Paris and sent the invitation Ethel Barrymore a dancer." "A dancer?" "I'd better make his cartoons." "One minute, Mr. Putnam." "Why this whirlwind trip from Washington?" "The Festival of Paris is canceled?" "Any statement will come from the wizard." "I am his assistant." "But the Festival of Arts is you." "It seems that you take a representative of the theater." "That it will be, Ethel Barrymore or Bugs Bunny?" "Very funny." "Representatives of various arts come the best of the United States." "Sorry to disappoint you, but everything is going very well." "Why have caught the first cap and took a plane?" "I caught nothing at all, as you so vulgarly." "This is a scheduled visit there for weeks." "I wish you a good day." " A further statement." " Mr. Putman." "Knickerbocker theater." "Make sure nobody is following us." "Okay, Dick Tracy, this will be our little secret." "Knickerbocker THEATRE PRESENTS THE GREAT MUSICAL SUCCESS:" ""IT MUST BE OWL"" "It will $ 5." "Hold." "Say, and the tip?" "Your rates are set by the Commission." "They will provide a living wage." "You want to marry me for my money?" "Gratuities are unworthy and anti-American." "They should be abolished." "I'll give you some advice." "Do not cross the street." "It is a big organization." "Close the door." " Where is your heel?" " My what?" "You have a ticket or is it to get warm?" "I have no ticket." "I'm traveling on official for the government." "I'd like to see ..." "Miss Ethel S. Jackson." " Where can I find it?" " Dynamite Jackson?" "Come here." "It must be nice Love every street corner" "This is the third from the left." "twinge It must be nice" "A beautiful plant, right?" "It must be nice One way to heaven" "It makes us peasants A society full of people" "That must be really cool" "It says not rewrite history" "Since we are bewitched" "We can not fight" "Whoever said That man was not made of wood understand" "It must be nice Yes, really cool" "The only remedy to celibacy chronic" "Go put a price For shoes, rice" "Marked "She" and "Him"" "You will see that love Is all that tells" "Cole Porter asked What is love?" "If you have not been answered yet Dear Mr. Porter is what we do not know what love is" "But we can tell you what it looks is the least we can do" "You listen, Porter" "It must be nice Yes, really cool" "The only remedy to celibacy chronic" "Go put a price For shoes, rice" "Marked "She" and "Him"" "And you will see that love Is all that tells" "Love is all that is said" "Love is all that is said" "Love is all that is said" "A beautiful plant, right?" "Sit down." "Thank you." "Surprise!" " It's all for me?" " Stop doing the baby and open your gifts." "We gotta go." " A nightgown." " You like?" " So?" " Superb." " Splendid." " Put that when they say:" ""Women and children first" they know." "Slippers and perfume." "The girls adore." "And a dictionary." "Everything I need." " And the invoice." " Give me that." "How it got there?" "Girls." "Where did you get the money for it?" "We refuse to answer because it could put us in question." "Do not look at me, I'll cry." " Take that." " Go ahead." "Where can I find Miss Jackson?" "We must wait outside with the others." "You do not understand, I represent the government." " Our government?" " Yes." "It is worse than I thought." "On stage." "Donna, you wanted some cake?" "A big part." "I ask you forgiveness." "Miss Jackson?" "A speech." "No." "We want Jackson." "I do not know what to say." "Imagine the government choose me to represent the American theater Festival of Paris." "Why not?" "I could not believe it when I received the letter." "I must be a representative sample." "Or perhaps it is because I represent the equity?" "Tomorrow everything will be more a big mistake." "Miss Jackson ..." "I guess everyone has the right, once in his life, a great moment." "This is mine, this is my big moment." "I'll remember all my life." "If someone says that I cried, I knocks." "If it is not already." " Bon voyage." " Promised." "Do nothing that I would not do." "If you can hold you back." "Goodbye." "Thank you again, girls." "Miss Jackson?" "Zippers." "I would like to introduce myself." "I beg you." "S. Winthrop Putnam Department of State." "I'm sorry." "Magic." "I imagine any old with a beard before." " Forgive me if I disappointed you." " No." " You agree very well." " Thanks." "Can I put the cake?" "I've had enough." "You have the passport and the ticket?" "The boat leaves on Friday." "That's what I want to talk about." " You go there all the time, I guess?" " Where?" "In Europe, I mean." "I've never been anywhere where the subway does not drive." "And now I'm off to Paris, France." "Thanks to you." "I could kiss you for that." " That's what I'll do." " No, Miss Jackson." "In your speech, you were talking to an error." " And then?" " That's exactly what happened." "There was a letter to Ethel Jackson about a work permit a cabaret in Montreal, I think." "Do not worry about it." "Can I cancel Montreal to Paris." "Only the Eskimos there." "And there was a letter for Miss Ethel Barrymore asking to represent the United States" "International Arts Festival." "I'm sorry." "I hope you understand." "Everything is canceled?" "That's right." "Sorry to have confused the letters." "Sure." "Imagine Ethel Barrymore play in this rat trap in Montreal?" "The State Department would appreciate you do not tell anyone." "The Department of Justice would investigate," "This would be a bit annoying, because it is we who are investigating them." "Imagine the girls." "They are put into four for all these gifts ..." "It is the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me." "And now ..." "Miss Jackson, I know exactly what you feel." "How can you?" "When I was a kid in Boston my father bought me a rifle." "A 22 mm, I was 12." "I had never seen anything more beautiful." "We were out hunting in Maine and I caught chickenpox." "Why do not you be fired?" "It's your fault, you have confused the letters." "Without you, I would not have been so enthusiastic." " I can do something?" " Yes." "Add it to your friend in Washington." "I will not need it." " If you listen to my version ..." " Exit." "You'll grow a beard." "Next year I am voting for Anthony Eden." "April in Paris chestnut flowers" "tables are out" "Under the trees" "April in Paris" "Feeling" "That person could never" "Painter" "I never knew The charm of spring 'd never hit so close" "I do not know That my heart could sing" "No warm embrace had never missed" "Till April in Paris to turn to?" "What did you make me heart" "Hello, Mr. Putnam." "Mr. Sherman is waiting for you, Mr. Putnam." "He learned the good news." " Really?" " Go ahead." "At the right loan." "I know what you mean, sir, and I deserve it." "I congratulate you, my boy, it is good work." "I am in Department 10 years and it was the diplomatic mission The most difficult from an explorer was lost at the Pentagon." "Imagine naming a dancer to represent the American theater." " I take full responsibility." " It was a stroke of genius." "Oh yeah?" "I do not know how the news services have known, but I'm delighted." "Look at all these telegrams." "You have captured the popular imagination." "I saw the young lady and told her ..." ""A representative of ordinary people."" "She threw my hat and her babydoll face." "The Department of Labour:" ""250,000 new voters."" "250 000 new votes for our party." "And Anthony Eden." "Winthrop, here passports for our group." "Joshua Stevens the greatest American artist." "Sinclair Wilson our greatest man of letters." "Joseph Weimar one of our greatest composers." "And "Miss Ethel S. Jackson."" "How to describe?" "Just say: "A beautiful plant."" "This is top secret or any girl can she get?" " Marcia." " Hello, darling." "That's nothing." "And so, for something." "Congratulations, honey." "I heard your feat." "How to do you think?" "It came to me by sending a letter." "I just talked to Senator Owen." "There is a vacancy Council of Labour." "One member of the board back to work." "We accept no small job." "We want the seat of Massachusetts the Senate." "Oh yeah?" "Is large enough for both of us?" "Right now, you're the darling Capitol Hill." "What you have done is perhaps a springboard to the White House." "Come, do not we dream a little too much?" "I do not have the qualifications." "No, it's too wacky." "Never doubt the power of a woman who wants to be First Lady." "Goodbye, darling." " Continue like that." " I'll go with you." "You have more important things to do." " Dad will accompany me." " Come, my dear." "Dad, can you assign a larger office in Winthrop?" "I could demote and give him mine." "Maybe." "As a wedding gift." " Yes, sir" " Tracy?" "Send a telegram Miss Ethel S. Jackson." "At 128 West 48th Street, in New York." "The plans have changed." "Pack your bags to be picked up." "At 16 pm tomorrow to embark." "Signed, the President." "Who" "S. Winthrop Putnam, of course." "Ladies and gentlemen, President of the United States." "Mr. President of Congress, Mr. President of the House of Representatives." "Dear Members of Congress." "I have the honor to submit" "My report on the state of the Union" "is an honor and a privilege" "A privilege and an honor come to this day to repeat" "Let each of our 48 states" "East, as I will soon show certainty and absolute" "And I say in a firm that you understand" "Each state is thriving" "my last interview with the firm" "There were no debt" "The budget is balanced credit" "Did I say balanced" "I withdraw the word" "We are more that balancing" "You will be pleased to know" "What we found money go" "I therefore reaffirm" "And I said to my" "Sixth term" "What all 48 states" "East, as I will soon show one certainty and absolute" "I say definitely that you understand" "Each state is thriving" "robins sing around me" "Life, what a delight" "Do not think power Exchange the Treasury against it sunlight dances around me" "Life, what a delight" "Luck is on my side" "Imagine my bliss" "Street" "I walk hopping I happily humming tunes" "Again" "That life can be more fun That Barnum and Bailey" "Gay as a lark" "Life, what a delight moods, I do not know" "I come" "Life, what a delight" "Life will be a joy every day" "Life, what a delight today" "Who would have thought a French would borrow another French United States?" "No, really, you saved my life." "Here is your reservation." " The Royal Suite on the main deck." " Thank you, sir." " I'm here." " Simone, my little pigeon." " Philippe." " You also go by boat?" "You remember our last trip?" "From this last night?" "You remember this, this and that?" "We continue?" "The first few minutes, it is always like that." "You get the picture." "I think so." "This is my wife." "Exactly." " Here I am, gentlemen." " Professor Weimar." "You know Sinclair Wilson Joshua Stevens?" "Very good." "They left In my last concert." "Our government is about to launch another noble experiment." "Three of the greatest minds of this country will travel to Paris with a dancer." "Everything happens to me with 20 years behind." "Trent." "Dad." "I knew you forget your pills." "Me too." "Dad," "I should not go to sea?" "Everyone does, even dancers." "It is a terrible grip on Winthrop." "Do not show him your concern." " You can see it?" " As an old petticoat." "Let him go alone." "When he is in Paris," "He will care for you in Washington." "Very good." "You're a clever mind." " What's the holdup?" " Where is he?" "He sought Miss Jackson home." "Miss Jackson, open this gate." "Did you get my telegram?" "Yes, Western Union would not send my reply." "Go." " How did you get?" " I have a friend at the FBI." "And the Red Cross?" "I know I've treated meanly, but you need the government to cooperate." " Cooperate?" " Yes." "She is very good." "It's been 10 years that Uncle Sam takes heavily on my pay and now I owe him." "What have you done with my $ 200 last year?" "I assure you they were well spent." "By sending letters the wrong people." " I just check." " Leave me alone." "I have a duty to perform." "It means nothing to you that I spent three years up to the festival?" " Try it with a violin." " Miss Jackson, you do not laugh." "Do you know what my title?" "Wizard Wizard Deputy Secretary of State." "I took 10 years to get that far." "If this fails, I will return to square one." "Wizard Wizard the assistant to the Deputy Secretary of State." "It is a real affair of state, tell me." "Miss Jackson" "Have you ever been to Paris in the spring?" "Are you kidding?" "The prince and I'll always be going to Monte Carlo." "No beautiful young lady should miss this." "The cafes on the sidewalk, champagne, songs." " Who sings?" " In Paris, everybody sings." "All the time." "It's like that there." "This will soon be spring in Paris." "Children dancing the Bois de Boulogne." " Bolognaise?" " Boulogne." "Men will be selling hot chestnuts with their little carts." "Chestnuts." "And everywhere, young couples hugging to kiss." "Do not sacrifice this trip because you hate me." "But I do not hate you." "You make so much effort I'm starting to believe you." "If you come to use your $ 200?" "You may encounter a beautiful young man and return to your cost." "You know what?" "I might try it, yes." "I'll help you pack your bags." " These bags are already made." " What good is a waste of time!" "When you're burning me too" "I implore you, madam hand me your lips" "Do not whisper: "Let me time"" "Keep your reasons your rhymes for you" "Give me your lips" "Madam, somewhere, a ghost island just waiting for our ghost ship" "We will giving me hope You'll be mine" "Give me everything that is most sublime" "Give me your lips" "Give me your lips" "Madam, somewhere, a ghost island just waiting for our ghost ship" "We will giving me hope You'll be mine" "Give me everything that is most sublime" "Give me your lips" "Philip!" "She leaves a big tip." "Philip, you just calm down in the kitchen." "See you later, miss." "You think a good example to other servers?" "Yes, the question is, can they go?" "You should thank me for this opportunity" "Working to return to France." "Instead, you will not cause me but trouble." "But I did not ask to be a waiter." "If I could talk to the commander," "I explained that I could pay my travel in 1st class." " Upon our arrival in France." " The commander is ill." "He sees no one." "And I'm sure he was not impressed because you are Philippe Fouquet." "I seem to be the one to be." "If I still need to complain, when will the captain standing" "He will return to the United States, where you will spend the rest of your life." "I beg you not when I eat." "Yesterday you made breakfast in bed for a young lady and you're there remained until after lunch." "Tomorrow, I'll go away." "You are so French." "Go take care of your table." "I promise not to tell the captain." "Mr. Leader, I love you." "If only you knew how to cook." "I'm sorry." "What was I thinking?" "Miss Jackson you use the teaspoon instead of the spoon broth." "Try to remember:" "The dessert spoon is a truncated ellipse." "Spoon broth, part of a sphere." "I will practice at night." "You did not think that I would?" "Gentlemen, what have you ordered?" " The New England boiled dinner." " With a poached egg." "Fortunately for you, I am a man of taste." "I brought you to the place coq au vin in Burgundy." "A chicken delicately flavored, surrounded by nasty little fungus, swimming naked in a pool of burgundy." "In Boston, you could use it in public." "I should have kept Immigration or grease for you that you're swimming." "Repeat this." "A spoonful of this rich food surely kill me." "Better to die with it in the mouth than live with a boiled dinner." "Amen." "Miss commissioned The duckling flamed." "I will prepare before your eyes." " That is good." "This is my first time." " Me too." "I'll bring my personal touch." "What a wonderful way to drown a duck." "It does not bother you?" "After all, this is our last evening." "Which reminds me, your bags are ready?" "I am so amused that I could have stayed in the bag myself." "If everything is ready, you do anything after dinner?" "No." "What were you thinking?" "I think Mr. Stevens and Mr. Weimar should help you for your speech at the festival." "If you still flamed in cognac?" "After that, Mr. Wilson spends time with you make the combination." "Irregular verbs, that you pose so many problems." " Then we could find." " With joy." "To study the protocol." "You'll find it quite interesting." "Gentlemen, I have heard enough." "It has been four days since I serve this table." "And nobody out one word romantic this lovely lady." " It's against the rules, too?" " Waiter!" "What has she done wrong?" "From what I see from where I am, it is an incredibly attractive young woman." " Thank you, boy." " Of course I could be wrong." "But I have at least half right." "Boy, so we'll look our dessert." "Sir, your dessert is right here." "Tonight, there was a dance in the great hall." "I noticed as the young lady you looked when she takes the wrong spoon." "Believe me, sir." "If you take him to the ball tonight you'll thank me for the rest of your life." "Oh yeah?" "This is outrageous." "I will report to the captain." "Not so fast." "There are 24 complaints before you." "It is right for one thing." "I'd love to go to the ball tonight." "It's out of question." "You have too much to do." "It's out of question." "You have too much to do." "Miss Jackson I am no longer young and I do not dance very well." "My feet are tired of having served long hours of breakfast in bed." "But if you do me the honor accompany me to the ball" "I am a young man again." "It is the most beautiful invitation of my life." "If you want to shame the delegation going to the prom with a server ..." " In this case, I can take." " You will not do that." "And you, young lady, finish your dinner." "Forget this nonsense and reach your cabin." "Enough." "I did not ask to come I was invited." "In fact, I was almost forced." "Sorry if I demeans the standing This agreement pallbearers, but I have enough to obey." "I shall not finish my dinner." "I will not in my room." "I do not know what I'll do." "Listen to my advice, hang well your life jackets." " Miss Jackson." " Sit down, Winthrop." "Eat this duck, goose species." "I hope you like it cooked." "Waiter!" "Do something." "Does it help?" "It's wonderful, Philip." " The whole trip should be like this." " He's going to be patience." "In a few minutes, Mr. Putnam will be enough to play chess." "He will pick you I will tap on the shoulder ..." " You see?" " Philippe." " Hello." " Mademoiselle, I am very embarrassed but do you know that this man is a steward?" "She is an angel." " Fouquet has remade his own." " If you allow ..." "It is impossible." "We have been very lenient with you, but you went too far." "Sorry, miss, you can stay but not your joyous companion." "In this case, I still do not." "Come, my dear." "We will continue on another boat." "I'm sorry you're put on your 31." "It was very nice of you for inviting me tonight but I returned to my cabin." "Would you like to live a life boiled dinners" " And poached eggs?" " No." "And spend your evenings to study programs?" "No." "Do you prefer to rely entirely the hands of a French who has imagination, joy of living and years and years of experience?" "Lafayette, I'm here." "Cinderella has to go to the ball albeit by the back door." "Unleash the room." "The ball will start." "Philip, are you crazy?" " Where have you been?" " There is work." "Yes, there is work." "This charming young lady on the boat for four whole nights and nothing has happened yet." " Nothing." " Impossible." "And on a French ship!" "Do you know what that little spent his evenings?" "To conjugate verbs." "The honor of France is at stake" "Can we let her in America without a spouse?" "No, gentlemen, never." "I pray you, sit down." "Even if the grand salon We are prohibited, we have our ball here." "Well, my friends." "You are timid or the French?" "French!" "Sorry for the delay your baking, but the food was packed." "Let's drink to French cuisine." " My stomach will never be the same." " This is a unique evening." "All servers are dancing in the kitchen even the head." "And your young lady danced with each of them." "The true spirit of democracy." "And now, gentlemen, I leave you." "The next dance is for me." "Gentlemen, it was a noble experiment, but it did not work." "We ran out of kindness." "Miss Jackson is young ..." " She should be told immediately ..." " And beautiful." "... we are bringing the United States." "Sir, I am not totally agree with you, but if you so desire, I beg you not to be harsh with her." "I will not be hard." "For it is yours to do." "Very good, sir." "I'll tell him." "But it may be that his reaction is violent." "Mr. Weimar, if I do not return, finish the game" "The representative of this great country for which we have so much respect before ..." " What is it already?" " The United States." "Let's drink to the health of the United States." "Sorry, I never drink." "The man refuses to drink the health of his country?" "Which is the official?" " It'll make the one in Moscow." " Sure." "Give me that." "I do not want the committee investigating committees, investigate me." "That's better." "United States." "And not for France?" "It is very important to drink to France." "In France." "Miss Jackson, I promise you that in Paris this will be the same every night." "I unlock my money and you unlock me, me." "I do not want to stop now." "I prances." "For three nights in a row It forced me to calm down" "And say I did not like the role" "Thanks to you, my friends This little game is over" "And you forgive me If I lose a little control" "I do not care what I did last night" "And the night before And the other night as before" "I'll ring the bell tonight I'll ring the bell tonight" "That's what I'll do" "I radiate joy and I feel On mood to party" "That hangs Commander crew" "It blew the plug tonight It blew the plug tonight" "That's what I'll do" "And when the band Will his five-minute break" "You'll want It it resumes your health, my health a life full of joy" "Me I oops-there-boom" "The boat will pitch tonight The boat will pitch tonight 's what we gonna do" "When a violinist danced his fiddle" "It makes me want to jiggle my" "But it could well be the bubbles" "What makes this moaning saxophone" "Go and find a ukulele" "And you can do ding-dong, ding-doung your health, my And a life full of joy" "Let us therefore stick trial" "The boat will pitch tonight The boat will pitch tonight 's what we gonna do" "I'll ring the bell Sauté cap" "And if the vessel sinks be too bad for them" "Because I "quoted"" "Make pitch to rock the boat this evening" "In Ethiopia!" "In Afghanistan." "And if you think of other countries, tell me." "The ball is now completed." "Cinderella returns to the heap of ashes." "I go home quietly." "You heard me." "As if I did not know what you and your cartel have expected." "Send me the first plane and hope he fails." "Go ahead." "Say I'm ashamed for my country." "Say something." "I have only one thing to say." "What?" "What a beautiful plant." "Well." "It does not look like S. Winthrop Putnam." "Call me Sat" "Mr. Putnam should not be angry with Miss Jackson." "It's my fault." "I made it come here." "I made him drink a little champagne." "I made it dance." "The medal will come later." "We dance?" "You'd better go take a poached egg." "Not worth the fight tonight I'm lecturing." "I do not care what you did last night" "And the night before And the other night as before" "It rings the bell tonight It rings the bell tonight 's what we gonna do" "I did not know you danced Department of State." "It depends what state you are." "You happen rather human." "I'll show you exactly how I became one." "He was, yes" "Now it is continental can do the same for you" "It rings the bell tonight" "It rings the bell tonight" "That's what we're going ..." "Mr. Putnam." "Do not apologize for having embraced." "Even if you are engaged." " I understand." " It does not upset you?" "In this case," "Forgive me." " Good night, Sam" " Good night." "Bad cabin." "Me too." "Forgive me." " Good night, Sam" " Good night." "It must be wonderful to go to Vassar and for the State Department for a father." "Not when we talk all the time." "My father was a janitor." "Building Equitable at 48th Street and 8th Avenue." "I like janitors." "Me too." "My father, anyway." "Without them, the Pentagon would be in his memo to the knees." " Good night." " Good night." "It was not an ordinary janitor." "He was offered a watch." "Any gold." "I have no doubt." " Good night, Sam" " Good night." "You're going to marry?" " Her father is a very important man." " That you will marry?" "Neither one nor the other if I can prevent it." "But this I know." "Our engagement was announced in the reports of Congress." "Well ..." " You're still the wrong cab." " It's mine." "Sorry." "Wait." "It's yours." "I have a bigger water bottle." "Are you sure?" "Listen." "There was a man on board who can arrange this." " Who?" " Commander." "Because he married people?" "We can then spend the night in your cabin or mine, or both." "It looks to me fair." "Let's go." "Incidentally," "I love you very much," "Ethel." "Me too, Sam" "First, the commander." "Miss, do you want this man for a husband?" "Yes, I want it." "And you, will you take this woman in marriage?" "Yes, I want it." "Not you." "You are the witness." "Yes, I want it." "I now pronounce you husband and wife by the power given to me as commander of that ship." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "I think we'd better go ..." "There is nothing else to do in the area." "Goodbye and thank you very much." " Where are you?" " I am the witness." "Now you are no more." "Thank you for everything, Philip." "Go drink coffee black." "Thank you." "I know a place" "A very special place" "Where we only can go one reaches its shores because there was no shore" "Neither no house Neither no door at all" "Yet the place is here indeed the" "The day you guess" "The place and address" "Will be the first day of happiness" "Is it far?" "Is almost" "When we kiss It differs very much is the place" "Whether you occupy in my heart" "I've always considered that stubborn as a fool, tonight you proved that you were a stubborn romantic fool." "I salute you." " Francis." " Sure." "Help me to open it." "But what does a busboy in the captain's cabin?" "He steals his liquor, why?" "This is not logical." "A ship as large with a commander-busboy?" "Sober you up, Philip." "I am not the commander." "So why do you wear his jacket?" "Because when you and your friends have come knock at the door, I had to improvise." "Stop this blather." "There is more alcohol in the kitchen." "Francis, you married my American friends." "I'm sorry." "Tomorrow, I will divorce." "They returned to their cabin." "We must stop them." "They have helped many with the Marshall Plan!" "So I have to stop." "Say they are not married, you imitated the commander." "Do you realize the seriousness of this crime on the high seas?" "We'll lock me up." "You'll be returned to the United States." "So what can we do?" "Separates them while they are on the ship." "Once they are ashore, you can tell them, because the commander must never learn what happened tonight." "What do I never learn?" "What are you doing in my cabin?" "It just steals your spirit, that's all." "I'm sick days and the whole ship goes mad." "We dance in the kitchen, you steal my champagne." "You're Fired both." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you very much and good night." " Where are you going so fast?" " In the kitchen." " There was something on fire." " Sit down, Mr. Fouquet." "You too." "I wish I had a long discussion with you." "You could summarize for Reader's Digest" "Sure." "Toothbrush." "I always read before going to sleep." "You look for a cab, I on the other." "I hate myself already." "With the compliments of the chef, your wedding breakfast." "Breakfast?" "It's the middle of the night." "In fact, the night has barely begun." " Good." " Philip, you're drunk." "I assure you I could not do I'll do if I was sober." "Philip." "I have heard of breakfast in bed but this is ridiculous." "Forgive me." " I will clean it immediately." " No." "Excuse me." "I will not for awhile." "So tell you." "What?" "Listen ..." "I'm too busy this booth." "It gives a bad reputation this boat." "You're gonna love my parents." "Really?" "Dad is a professor at the Institute of Technology Massa ... chusetts." "No wonder you're so smart." "Enough to marry you before you can say no." "Somewhere I am not really married." "Me either." "I guess you do not feel the second year." "Earlier than that." "Ms. S. Winthrop Putnam." "Ms. Sam Putnam." "Forgive me, darling." "Toothbrush." "I'm so sleepy." "Sam, what has happened?" "Is everything okay?" "Who is it?" "Surely your drunkard friend Philippe with breakfast." "He must think it's a fun racket." "Go!" "Take an anchor and jump overboard." "What's there, young man?" "One minute." "This is Sherman." "What do we do?" "Tell him we're married." "We can perhaps use his cabin." " You can not do that." " Why not?" "I'm going to tell him gently." "After all, I'm going to marry his daughter ..." "Really?" "You'd better go there." "What a place for a honeymoon." "Well, young man." "I hope you are happy with you, tonight." "I can not say I am." "I have nothing against a little wine but this scene in the kitchen, it was a bit too much." " Close the door." " I will do my best." " I had a nightmare." " Really?" "Indian." "You do not seem to grasp the seriousness of the situation." "I have something very important I want to talk about." "Winthrop, you must understand that the American people ... expects its staff be appointed by him, but do not act like him." "And do the wedding with dancers is no way to influence voters." "If I hear more gossip you and Miss Jackson" "I do not want my daughter to postpone his marriage with you." "It would be right." "And also you will destroy your career." "I would have no choice that you refer." "Let me read a few paragraphs the manual driving Department of State." "Trapped." " I'm sorry." " I do not care for your courtesies." " Get me out of there." " It was an accident." "All this is a nightmare." " I'll dust." " I've had enough." "This has already been used." "Regardless, just listen to me." ""Section B, paragraph 32:" "All employees of this department must maintain the dignity and decorum expected of employees Department of State. "" "It is repeated that any misconduct will reflect unfavorably the United States government." "Yes, sir." "Who lit the fire extinguishers?" "Sam!" "Read on, the evening is damn anyway." "Hello, darling." "And do not say that the world is small." "Marcia." "You remember my name." " Hello, Dad." " How did you get so far?" "My pocket money was so accumulated I took a plane." "I'm grown up now." "We stay here or you remain standing there play in the post?" " Is this our little dancer?" " Not yours, dear." "Marcia, I would like to introduce you Mrs, Miss. .." "Dynamite Jackson." "Here they are." "Now they are down," "I must say they are not married." "You become a boiled dinner." "They ride in their car." " They go through customs?" " They have diplomatic immunity." "Yes, but not all." "OPENING TODAY" "I tell him just after the festival." "And meanwhile, I sleep in bathtubs?" "This meeting is important." "I will not be returned before." "If you touch Miss Vassar 1922 Again, I beat you." "Goodnight, Sam" " Everybody kiss you, except your wife." " After all, France." "Who had the idea to bring that Jackson?" "We shall return soon Winthrop but thought him to make an appearance, as a democratic gesture." "His movements are increasingly each day." "Calm down." "Respect for the thousands of dollars spent to make you a lady." "Lady or not, if Miss Cabaret continues whisper in his ear, I freak." "I am pleased to present" "Deputy Assistant Secretary of State" "United States of America." "Is not that wonderful, darling?" "Ladies and gentlemen delegates International Arts Festival." "It is a privilege to speak at a meeting whose sole purpose is to promulgate peace, friendship and harmony." "You know why I followed you?" "I think we should get married immediately." "There will be the world in the bathtub." "Put on your helmets, you hear better." "I do not need it, honey." "My mind is wide." "And in this case, I use the term deliberately." "Here, unanimity of thought is complete." "Here do not rule but harmony, friendship and peace." "Before continuing, Mr. Putnam should you tell what happened on the boat." "You should listen." "We enter the story." "I guess." "I was told that in New York you had a specialty." "I try to be nice, my dear, so do not provoke me." "I do not want what I might be ashamed." "You mean the day, of course." "We all one big happy family, whose words are peace," "Friendship and harmony." "I beg you, Miss Sherman." "Do not do that, please." "Attention." " No!" " Ladies ..." "Marcia!" " Stop immediately!" " Miss Sherman." "Ms. Jackson, do not!" "Winthrop, can you stop it!" "Mr. Wilson, do something ..." "Standing." "Stop." "Listen." " It has begun." " Marcia, behave yourself." "There." "Ladies, you realize it is the international festival." "I think you proved demonstration the need to refer Ms Jackson in the United States." " The sooner the better." " You think you're clever." "Your baby has something to tell you." "Ethel, I mean, Miss Jackson it will take weeks to restore harmony here." "I do not want to do anything that the more disruptive." "Not now." "You measure the importance it has for me." "I start, yes." "Give me some time to arrange ..." " Ethel, wait ..." " Let her go." "Miss Jackson?" "Welcome to the gay Paris." "So I'm not even married this big beta." "I would have told you earlier, but I did not before arrival." "Sam knows?" "I left him a message to the hotel." "Married and divorced by servers." "This is a great career." "My little Camille, do not be so tragic." "Tragic?" "Me?" "I'm brimming with joy to rid myself this pretentious." "In fact, I celebrate the news." "Boy?" "Another drink." "Thank you." "Why not go inside?" "Because it is April in Paris." "When it's April in Paris we sit all out." "Can I leave the bottle?" "You come back?" "In July." "I'll tell you:" "Sat Putnam means nothing to me." "I came to Paris for fun and that's what I'll do." "Do not be sarcastic." "Philippe, sing something." "Sing?" "I do not want to." "But in Paris everybody wants to sing." "What a horrible idea." "Come, Philip, be gay and careless." "And Champs Elysees." "Okay, I'll try." "April in Paris chestnut flowers" "output tables under the trees" "April in Paris" "It feels" "What nobody could reproduce" "I never knew The charm of spring 'd never hit so close" "I never knew That my heart could sing" "No warm embrace had never missed" "Until April in Paris to turn to?" "What did you make me heart" "Useless, Philip." "Like the man I married and who is not even my husband." "Even in Paris, this is unusual." "What will I do?" "I can crawl back to him." "Sure he will not return crawling towards me." "You will not leave Paris without him." "I promise you." "With what I have up there and what you have there, we find a way." "Good night, darling." "You're not ready?" "You better to go to the tavern without me." "I have a headache." "But it's the best show in Paris." "We have a table first." "There is apparently a new great American artist." "What's going on?" "I do not want you catch my migraine." "I will not go if you feel well." "Lay down that I will ground the temples." " I can get up to take an aspirin." " But this is not the same thing." " Get out." "I feel better." " While there is no reason to leave." "I will be ready in a gale." "Ethel." " I'm distributed in New York." " They had to refuse." "So keep the Empire State Who is great" "But that's all" "Take therefore, your old New York I'm also going" "Me, I want Paris" "My New York may have its faults" "As you say" "But your Paris has also" "Please, over here" "From your hotel The view is beautiful" "But the problem in the story There is no bathtub" "The plumbing date of 1883" "I know" "But therein lies the charm of Paris" "The clothes are chic hats, unique" "What rapture Then comes the note" "And you end up penniless" "Therein lies the charm of Paris" "Cart Dealer" "The Eiffel Tower flower market" "The Eiffel Tower" "Art priceless" "The Eiffel Tower" "The Eiffel Tower" "The awful Eiffel Tower" "We do not support Not without love" "I like love But not always" "I think it's heredity" "As they say ..." "Therein lies the charm of Paris" "But New York is my home" "boy regrets 01:29:07,822 -- 01:29:09,221 No crepes Suzette?" "Ms. pale" "Snails stomach, yes, you'll see" "But therein lies the charm of Paris" "Try To have a taxi" "He put his light It goes like air" "And you happily reverses" "Therein lies the charm of Paris" "Happy cafés" "The Eiffel Tower mayo" "The Eiffel Tower" "The Eiffel Tower if tiring" "If inspiring Eiffel Tower" "Me, I saw everything ball of Fine Arts" "Rue de la Paix" "It can go" "Force me a little and it will" "Paris begins to please me" "Art priceless" "Cart Dealer chic clothing leaky pipes" "Therein lies the charm" "Therein lies the charm" "Therein lies the charm" "De Paris" "It was quite a spectacle for at least one person." "I wonder what he has between it and the French." "I gotta go find out." "No." "You're going back to the hotel and forget it." "I can not forget." "Whenever I try, I remember very clearly." "It might be easier to forget." "Winthrop." "If you leave me, it's the end of your career." "You will not be even dog catcher." "It suits me perfectly." "I've picked up too." "You never loved me." "You wanted to marry me to redo the White House." " Winthrop." " I will tell Ethel that I love." " Dad, why did not you say?" " What could I say?" "He pretty much covered it." "It's yours." "I heard him gasp from the scene." " You think he'll come back?" " Crawling." "Like a poodle." "He scratches at the door." "I do not want to see." "But he came back." "You love him, he loves you." "What's more?" "He has not suffered enough, that's all." "Enter." "Ethel, I love you." "He loves you." " Shut up, thief of women." " Bravo." "He is also jealous." " Would you hit me?" "I'm despicable." " After." "You're not my wife, but I want you to be." "Mr. Putnam" "I never trust to a promise made on a whim." " It would break your career is already over." " I do not want." " Shall we?" " Where?" "Where we go every night." "He is embarrassed in front of men honorable intentions." "We'll do the wedding." " One minute." " We'll dance until dawn." "And laugh, sing drink champagne and endless." "Mr. Putnam then inform State Department that tonight I will have for my 200 dollars." "What do you want from me?" "Sam is income to you." "You just need to pick like a ripe peach." "It is not mature enough." "He must suffer." "Ethel." "Suffer." "Hurry." "Do not lose eye this taxi." "The girl I married is." "Fouquet has remade his own." " Good night, sweetheart." " Good night, Philip." "Bring the young lady to his hotel at 94, rue Fauberge." "Thank you." "Guess who." "Si" "Tuck, it's late." "The game is over." "Almost." "He followed us." " He saw you come in?" " That's what I wanted." "There are crazy in your family?" " No." " Now, if." "They do not believe." "Me, Philippe Fouquet I fight for my honor." "Sat" "Destroyer of homes." "In America, you hang him for that." "It was self-defense." " Species of gigolo." " Sat" "You really want me." "And you go back to the hotel with me." "Get up I knock you down again." "Explain to us ..." "I stay on the floor as she does." "Philip." "What happened?" "What's the matter?" " What did they do?" " Nothing." "Who are you?" "Miss Jackson, my wife, Madame Fouquet." "Married too." "In America, you wring the neck after you have hung." "Why?" "For trying to bring an idiot to her man?" "To have it thrown out of my house?" "Almost every night a fool follows him home." "It has become monotonous." "But nobody told me his wife." "In the eyes of all, I'm his housekeeper." "Everyone should know in France" "Philippe Fouquet an old married man with five children." " Five children." " I am a very good housekeeper." "If it is known, it would be bad for my business." " And how he would feed his family?" " That's what I want to know." "Philippe Fouquet must play the gay fellow, dancing, singing." "A different woman every night." "And I always come home to my wife." "Tired, but he returned." "Merry Paris." "I will not believe anything about Paris my whole life." "I do not believe this." "You can fool S. Winthrop Putnam not Sat" "I am a new man." "You'll wake the children." "If anything, I eat them all." " On toast." " Papa!" "Or white bread?" "Here's my good American friends, miss Mr. Jackson and Putnam who do not believe you exist." "Enough." "Go to bed." " Charles, Yvonne." " She is right." "I accompany you." "This is my career." "Good night." "So?" "All this proves that you flirts with a married man." "It proves nothing of the sort." "How could I know?" "It is a state secret." "Then you cook something up with a man who was not." " I did not know his children." " If it were 5 women do not matter." "I pray you, go home." "Kiss you, marry you, do something you go to bed." "I married once is enough." "How to convince poached egg that I like?" " Love is for peasants." " So I am one." "Philippe, love is not it wonderful?" "It is I who am asking you." "Love?" "Love is beautiful, I tell you." "Ask anyone in Paris He will tell you yes" "Not for me" "It's so nice" "I hate" "For boys and girls" "Overrated" "Love is happiness pure idiocy is you, the idiot" "Stop being an idiot and kiss me" "She's right, stubborn" "Stay out of it" "It's my fault, not hers is fine Can I go?" "If I can monitor" "It's so sad is scary" "She is adorable He is contemptuous they arrange it for themselves" "Philip?" "Goodbye, my friends I have problems on my side" "You've is wrong is you who I am" "Who follows that" "Let us all embrace us and we say farewell" "Farewell forever" "Please" "Love is not it wonderful?" "I ask" "Is not it wonderful?" "I ask" "I do not know That my heart could sing" "No warm embrace had never missed" "Is not it beautiful?" "What a beautiful plant." "[TRANSLATION]"