"Morning Heldi, nice day yeah!" "How are you doing?" "How's the cough?" "Hi girls" "How are you doing?" "a wonderful day" "I've got something for you" "Could you just watch the kids for me?" "Dallas have beaten Brooklyn" "It's in the sports section" "Trying to blend in with the locals" "I haven't got a fucking clue what I'm reading about" "I'm looking at this er" "Norwegian fruitcake" "Well take it easy that's the entire Royal Family" "You wanted to see me before I go back what does that mean exactly?" "What do you think it means?" "You're going to do it" "You'll come to New York and take care of De Lucci?" "I always knew you were one of the good guys Frank" "Yeah, the good guys" "Aren't they the ones that finish last?" "Usually dead last?" "You are watching too many European movies" "A ghost makes a great fucking hitman you'd better be right" "You're betting your life on this one" "soft subs by pfs" "Fancy meeting you here" "It's a big suitcase" "Yeah, taking a trip" "You're going to run things while I'm away" "The guy from the CIA" "What?" "You're seeing things" "Are you sure about that?" "I've been thinking about that CIA story" "What have I told you about that?" "You, thinking, a bad combination" "Just focus on the er don't worry about the er" "Excuse me buddy" "That poor dog is on heat right?" "Your going hurt her love life" "I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is" "Yeah, fuck you then" "It's just a dog" "fuck you motherfuckers!" "Hey, let me go!" "irritable?" "This is really uncomfortable" "I feel pretty good you're sure?" "Yeah" "Would you also like travel insurance?" "That could be a good idea cover gunshot wounds?" "I'm going to New York" "Don't you read the papers?" "It covers laceration, sprains, fractures, wounds" "Yeah, yeah, I'll take it all" "She's where?" "At the sheriffs office" "This is quite serious!" " What can I say?" "I'm proud of you I didn't know you had it in you!" "I mean, imagine me bailing you out!" "I loved it" "Come on, so you spent a few hours in the joint the main thing is the job got done!" "I mean he could be anywhere" "I could meet him on the street you know?" "Are you kidding?" "That guy will have his jaw wired for months that job got done" "I love it!" "If this is you again Tommy salami I'm going to call my cousins to break your legs, I swear to God!" "let me do it, I'd love to break that schmucks legs" "What?" "Oh my God!" "Frankie?" "You say the word and I'll put him out of his misery" "I knew it, I swear to God I knew you was alive." "Jesus Christ Frankie, where are you?" "You alright?" "Yeah, I'm er somewhere" "I'm alright" "I need a little favour Ange" "You know I can never say no to you" "You screwed me up, but I never stopped loving you, you bastard love comes and goes" "But finding someone to trust" "Well, what do you need Frankie?" "I'm going to need a place to stay and er" "I need your brain Ange" "You're always good with strategy" "Oh and Ange, I'm still dead remember we got no body" "This is me Frank, not one of your little floozies, remember?" "Alright" "What?" "You think I'm stupid?" "What's the matter?" "You're a fucking mafia guy" "Easy, easy, easy," "Let's take this to the office alright" "Look," "I understand this is stressful" "You know," "Taking charge while I'm away" "But this time it's really getting to you" "Will you please go home and get some sleep?" "I need you sharp and ready when I leave" "I'm right, right?" "What if you were right?" "What good would it be discussing it now?" "We're partners you know" "I can help" "This is Norway" " I know" "It's a fairy tale" "Don't let the real world spoil it for you huh?" "Please" "Stay out of trouble while I'm away" "You're one of the lucky ones kid" "Born in such a peaceful place" "Well, I'm going to leave you for a while" "But one day I'll be back" "Alright, it is what it is escuchame everything I've told you, remember this" "live everyday like it counts" "Live every moment as if it's your last" "Cabish?" "Good" "Help yourselves oh, thankyou" "What the fuck!" "You going to Oslo?" "No we are going to New York" "Are you kidding me?" "Didn't you hear a word I said?" "I did" "And you said this was a fairy tale, right?" "And in Norwegian fairy tales you don't meet the Trolls by yourself so" "Teamwork, that's our strengh" "You know what you are getting into here?" "This ain't going to be no sight-seeing trip" "slap me some skin alright" "Yes, Frankie" "Everything's ready for you" "Sounds good baby, going to need a couple of extra beds I'm bringing some friends" "What friends" "Not on the phone Ange" "Well, the return of Frankie the fixer" "This is just like a Soprano's episode!" "mmm, tell me about it" "I'd really like that shit off please?" "fine, thanks follow the GPS to Brooklyn and put Dion on" "Brooklyn!" "So Reno's got his gun to Anthony's head" "And Anthony's got his to Mikies head" "And Mikies to Reno's" "It's like one of them John Woo movies." "Only these schmucks forgot they turned the oven on to make the hit look like a suicide" "And in walks big shot Al Pelucci pretending he's Al Capone" "Smoking a big cigar, and the whole house blows up!" "That could solve your problem right there" "Maybe two of them lived" "The wrong two" "What a fantastic story and a fantastic meal" "I wanna propose a toast, to our wonderful hostess" "Now don't be modest, it was fantastic" "That's for the salad, you're not supposed to drink it" "I guess you're right, it has a very strange aftertaste" "Ok, you animals, try not to eat the table cloth, Come on Ange" "Aldo is having a masquerade party this Friday" "It's a perfect opportunity" "I've been there" "It's like a fucking fortress" "Yeah, well, every fortress has an unhappy servant" "Rumour is, he keeps a houseboy" "Well, I'm not surprised" "And from what I'm hearing this fag, is not treating his boy with the proper respect" "How do I get to this houseboy?" "They tell me, the whole Gay community go to church now" "Would you believe it's fashionable again to be Catholic?" "I think it was Madonna who started it, with the Gays you know" "And who is the priest of the village church?" "My brother" "He could point out the houseboy from the confessional, Cabish?" "Bottom line?" "You gotta reconcile baby" "Si" "Three Hail Marys and four Our fathers" "Come in peace my son" "Bless me father" "For I have sinned" "And it's forty years since my last confession" "That's quite a while" "Yes, Father" "It's er It's about my brother" "I love him very much, but he he won't forgive me Father" "No matter what I do" "What did you do to your brother my son that caused this problem?" "I went against his advice Father" "And I got hooked up with the wrong people" "Sweet Jesus" "It really is you" "You knew?" "I got to stay awhile" "How about a hug?" "For the resurrection" "Come here you Mug!" "Once a year, wash your hair" "You were great you Bonzo" "We are getting sloppy numbers and I am not happy" "Gerry Cole's books are late again and that's the second week in a row" "Oh my God!" "That one?" "No, it's too Butch" "And those Russian barbarians are running us flush out  ." "Oh Please!" "I'm feeling" "Shakesperian" "I want this to be the party to end all parties." "What?" "No, you send someone down to that bar and you fuck someone up and you fucking do it now." "You understand?" "Oh my God!" "Yes!" "That's it!" "You'll be Puck" "And I'll be Oberon" "If these shadows have here offended" "Think of this and all is mended that you have but slumbered here" "While these visions did appear" "And you are a vision" "And that's the story father more or less" "Ok, but I can't reveal what's said in confession" "Well, I'm dead Anthony, for real this time." "You know I never liked you when you were eleven" "I like you even less dead" "I'll make a few moves, you pain in the ass" "God forgive me look out for that Filipino kid" "God will forgive us, or he won't" "I thought I was thinking just a simple dream thing" "Bamboo, Japanese forest glass" "Glass?" "That's a bit poor" "With the rates you charge, we should at least have a little colour" "I mean, how about some Tulips?" "I thought this was supposed to be a 'hip' party" "Tulips are hip" "Martha Stewart had them on her show" "My point exactly" "I think you need to educate pop here on the latest decorating trends" "Believe me, I tried" "I gotta take this" "I'll be right back" "Don't you ever talk back to me in front of people" "I didn't mean to, it was him" "You didn't think I didn't see that little smirk to him huh?" "You don't try anything please Aldo" "You know how many pricks I've taken down?" "One more ain't going to make a whole lot of difference when I'm standing in front of St. Peter" "You're lucky Ivan" "Howdy, howdy, howdy." "We're Norwegian Americans from Minnesota" "You know it's just so beautiful there" "And once a year we get together for a reunion here we are" "We would love to take your tour" "What tour?" "Right here the Viking tour" "What this tour?" "yeah the bus tour" "I'm sorry there's no tour" "It's full, sorry -full!" "the bus is empty" "Of course, just kidding!" "A Norwegian joke" "Actually, the roof of this building right here" "The famous Norwegian composer, Ular Vul used to sit and play his fiddle." "My God, all that Scandinavian history!" "Right here in the village?" "It's really quite fascinating, er" "It's also where the idea for Fiddler on the Roof" "Was er, yeah" "But I thought Fiddler on the Roof was Jewish" "No, Fiddler on the Roof is Norwegian, yeah" "A jew might have written it , yes" "But the inspiration came from" "Ular Vul" "And the jew probably saw Ular on the roof every night and said, hey wow, there's the fiddler on the roof" "And he wrote a play about it and um and all the rest of it is history" "Well, don't you know" "That's good to know" "I don't know what to do" "I can't stand another day with Aldi, he will kill me" "Sounds like you could use a little divine intervention, my child" "I know I should not have such thoughts but" "I wish that horrible man could be struck by lightening" "Maybe that could be arranged" "How?" "You really have the full service structure father?" "The Lord, how can I put it he works in mysterious ways" "tell me your plan" "Ivan, meet Angelina" "Let's talk" "The houseboy will facilitate you the service entrance in the restaurant in the basement, there's an elevator that will take us up to Aldo's apartment" "Ok." "Um, Guards taking their time out?" "No, they I can't believe the bladder on these guys, they never go to the toilet" "But how the fuck are we supposed to get Frank and into the restaurant without being recognized?" "I got an idea" "Not a word" "Not a smirk" "Not a snicker" "Or that candelabra goes up your ass" "So cheer up huh" "Is this really necessary?" "I'm thinking right now, violent death would be the preferable dignified option" "Love the hat" "Oh, these costumes are so cute" "Do you always dress this way in Denmark?" "No, no, it's er Norway and you know, only when they can get away with it" "Right now listen those Norwegians from Minnesota, they're going to be joining us see we told them it was the Kings Birthday" "Now those people are never going to suspect a thing" "They're a bunch of Norski's having a feast" "We'll be slipping out" "Shouldn't be missed, but just in case we are" "Keep them distracted" "Ok" "From here on, hopefully, we won't have to speak" "Just in case er we'll go through this one more time right" "Who the fuck are you looking at?" "Who the fuck are you looking at?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "I'm the fucking guy that's looking at fucking you" "Who the fuck am I looking at?" "Who the fuck are you looking at?" "Who the fuck er, er, I er" "Who the fuck am I er" "Who the fuck am I looking for?" "Who the fuck" "Am I, are you" "Who the fuck are you?" "er, that's Ok" "Ok, you er, you just nod a lot huh?" "Ok, -ok" "You'll be fine" "Alright, you dose him?" "Yes, we must move quickly in twenty minutes he'll be higher than Charlie Sheen" "Oh good, you got costumes yeah" "Yes, the same as you asked, so boring" "Come on" "The stairway to the roof is directly opposite" "Ok" "Don't forget, you guys spread out" "I'll meet you on the roof in ten minutes" "Right you got the routine?" "Come on" "Oh my gentle Puck, come here" "Come along" "I have a surprise for you" "Oh, a surprise?" "For me?" "What's the line on the Knicks?" "six and a half" "Hey" "You" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who, who the fuck are you looking at?" "I'm looking the fuck at you" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "Well, who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "I'm security of this place" "So who the fuck are you?" "Well, who the fuck are you?" "Who am I?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Yeah, yeah" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck are you?" "What's the line on the Knicks?" "What?" "What's the fucking line on the Knicks?" "What's the fucking line?" "Rudy, what's the line on the Knicks?" "Six and a half boss" "Yeah, six and a half six and a half" "Ok," " Yeah fucking Ok" "Come on" "Look at all those stars" "Oh, Bamba, is this my surprise?" "Not exactly" "Now fellas" "I've come back for what's mine" "You're dead!" "Hello Aldo" "What's wrong over there?" "You guys did good" "I'm glad you're happy" "Yeah, but what?" "alright, all ashore that's going ashore, whatever the fuck that means" "What a dame" "Like you guys have nothing like that back home in Sweden" "It's Norway" "You know, Uncle Sal is real happy Frank" "You can write your own ticket now." "We've got action starting in Cuba again" "So old Buddy, we could sure use your organizational skills" "What do you say?" "Well I'll say, being back," "It's been nostalgic" "Robbie" "I'm going home" "Fucking insane" "Thanks for coming, Thanks for coming" "Well boss you finally challenged me" "It was fun I'm having huh!" "Ed, what can I say, you did it you brought innovation to the hinterland" "I love it!" "Come here you, come here, come here!" "God, you're great look at all the money we're making, look at that" "Yeah -you did this, you did it kid" "You did it -no couldn't have done it without ya" "no, you couldn't!" "See all that down there?" "It's all waiting for you" "You ain't just from anywhere you know" "You're from Lillehammer"