""Guidance Office" "Do you know why we called you here?" " Because of that hijinks we pulled on school grounds?" " Well..." "I never expected it to get that carried away!" "It looks like you're under the wrong impression." "Huh?" "That isn't it?" "Then why'd ya haul us in?" "The reason why we've called you in... it's about the zipper-shot incident!" "What?" "!" "That?" "!" "love to fight love to fight Does it matter if it's soy or love?" "love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight" "Gimme a hyped high-five nice and high;" "Every day is a rollercoaster understand?" "I feel like good tungsten" "I never know why" "Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause and effect in a copyrightable way" "spike and lose all your cash" "You never know why;" "Isn't that right?" "and angler fish..." "Just kidding" "We're such dramatic sleazebags that we're heretics" "Let's tackle making some games!" "so hallelujah (Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" ")" "yay!" ")" "which earns another hallelujah (Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" ")" "I'm very much about to get a..." "Fever (Oh!" ") ever (Oh!" ") never (Oh!" ") game over alright 593)}"I Liked the Pixels..." "They called us in over the zipper-shot?" "!" "That doesn't make any sense." "several teachers and guardians have expressed concern over the tracksuits' durability." "What?" "!" "Tracksuit durability?" "!" "Aren't they upset over the wrong thing?" "!" "We have to consider student safety." "Especially now that claims have come in." "Th-This is stupid..." "I-I had no idea breaking my tracksuit would cause so much trouble..." "B-But I can't admit that it broke because I was squeezing into one I'd outgrown..." "Of course a tracksuit's gonna break if she squeezes into it!" "I-I'm sorry." "I'm sorry I used my developmental stage as an excuse to hide that I gained weight." "Gained weight"?" "Don't tell me she doesn't know why her zipper broke!" "you two." "It's true that this started with you but there is a reason why the problem has grown." "There is?" "You see other students have started to copy the zipper-shot!" "Why?" "!" "It's the source of an endless stream of injured students." "stop!" "Why?" "!" "They are the first casualties." "Hiya!" "Why?" "!" "Why would you do something so dangerous?" "Dangerous?" "I could see what it's like to be Takao-san." "Say what?" "!" "they say that if you cup your hands while going 100 km/hr it feels like you're fondling F-cup boobies!" "I figured it'd be like that!" "They're worlds apart!" "And we totally pulled it off!" "Aside from the fact that you're a guy!" "What do you have to say about it?" "Well..." "It hurt." "Mom scolded me for ruining my tracksuit." "No kidding!" "I figured as much!" "You hurt me!" "Be gentler when you fire that thing!" "I have to work for free at my parents' ramen shop to cover my new tracksuit!" "Don't fight!" "can we move on to the next case?" "There are more idiots out there?" "Idio...?" "!" "This was the worst case." "a second year." "she boasted" "I'm confident in the size of my rack!" "but her zipper never shot off." "The shock was so great that she has stopped coming to school." "She has her own pride to blame." "And there's nothing wrong with her tracksuit!" "How horrible..." "I wonder if I should go apologize to Saginuma-san." "It'd only make things worse." "Why?" "Don't you get it?" "There are tons more." "There seriously isn't a single decent student at this school..." "So there you have it." "Now tell us what you think about the tracksuits." "Ugh." "That's a toughie... what do you think?" "Huh?" "Why are you asking me?" "Don't you always wear a student tracksuit?" "you're always wearing our school tracksuit!" "There's gotta be a story behind that!" "Yeah..." "I wasn't expecting that smug face!" "it's a fairly common story." "It happened back when I was still a new teacher." "I was so inexperienced back then that I'd get battered and bruised just coming to school." "I made it!" "It's tough making it here from Hachioji on my own..." "Hachioji?" "!" "That's in the middle of Tokyo!" "Don't underestimate Hachioji!" "Screw that!" "And who're you talking to?" "you're late again?" "you're a tattered mess!" "This student's name is Totsuka." "She wasn't the best behaved student she had taken a liking to me." "huh?" "I can't really remember what she looked like..." "Wait!" "I thought you were trying to set the mood but you were just pulling a blank!" "leading up to her graduation ceremony." "Totsuka was going to graduate." "That's a big time skip!" "Ma'am!" "Here!" "You can have it." "Why?" "Because your clothes are always falling apart!" "so I won't be wearing it anymore..." "I thought that tracksuit would be happy if you used it until it got worn out." "You're..." "To..." "Toru?" "Toruko?" "Totsuka?" "you only vaguely knew her name until she graduated!" "That's how I got this tracksuit." "And somehow I've managed to wear it this whole time without destroying it." "huh?" "312)}Noborito sorry." "Her name wasn't Totsuka." "It was Noborito." "I'm Noborito!" "You got her name wrong!" "Your story's a jumbled mess!" "you're welcome to take my tracksuit if you like!" "She'll forget your name!" "Like a tracksuit where the zipper shoots off is going to fit me!" "She rejected your offer!" "either." "No one asked you!" "I couldn't..." "No one asked you!" "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry for everything..." "It's not like the zipper-shot's all that common." "I'd be ticked if it was!" "I don't think anyone is really to blame." "Sounds about right." "either." "You've already proven just how durable they are." "Yeah." "Good point." "it has worn well and lasted a long time..." "Hasn't it?" "All right!" "You're all dismissed." "'Kay!" "Are you sure about this?" "We shouldn't even be treating this like a legitimate problem." "don't shoot off any more zippers!" "Okay!" "That won't be a problem." "I bought a baggy replacement." "Are you insinuating something?" "!" "Insinuating what?" "!" "done at last." "H-Hey..." "Th-Thank..." "What is it?" "I feel bad about how I put you out over this." "Why do you feel bad?" "They were makin' something of nothing!" "Don't sweat it." "O-Okay..." "Later!" "S-Say!" "A-Are you free this weekend?" "Huh?" "That could have dragged out if you hadn't said what you did to those teachers." "this Sunday we could..." "Are you gonna treat me to somethin'?" "let me treat you to something!" "didn't you say somethin' about treating me?" "Yeah... 'kay?" "right?" "Yeah..." "Cool." "So I didn't get the wrong idea." "What a relief!" "That's great!" "So what're we doing here?" "!" "Why are we in line?" "!" "look at me!" "c'mon!" "Hello!" "All set!" "This looks about right." "90)}Takao Family:" "Mother" "It's rare to see you get all dolled up!" "M-Mom!" "Is-Is it really?" "Normally you go around in a t-shirt or a jogging suit." "200)}Takao Family:" "Second Oldest Daughter" "And the zipper's even broken." "you see..." "Of course she's dressed up!" "she's been dying for this game to come out today!" "Huh?" "38)}Game \h\hgoes on sale \h\h\h\hMagical Village 198)}Takao Family Oldest Daughter" "What?" "What is it?" "!" "Are poltergeists rapping?" "!" " Wh-What should I do?" "!" "The store opens in three hours!" " Did they make a rapping sound?" "!" "Did you hear rapping?" "Did you?" " I should call him first!" "But I've never called him before!" "Gah!" " I'm sure they rapped once!" "It sounded like a tremor!" "So where was it?" "Where?" "What can I say?" "Nothing is going according to plan." "I'm sorry for being such a failure." "You shoulda called if you had plans!" "I wouldn't mind switching days." "96)\cHFBFBFB}m 0 0 l 300 0 300 480 0 480 so it'd be unbearable if she had to wait any longer." "Why did I say that?" "!" "172)}Finds many things unbearable" "Say somethin'." "I'm headin' home." "Treat me to a school lunch sometime." "I'm sleepy!" "you still owe me a favor!" "Huh?" "Scramble in Space Game remember how you made me play?" "Didn't you say you'd do anything I asked in exchange?" "No one told me that I had to do anything you asked!" "Hang out with me until the game goes on sale!" "And then I'll write your debt off!" "That's what I'd like..." "That's all you want?" "fine." "It'd suck if I went straight home after coming out here." "So?" "What sorta game are you gettin' today?" "196)\cHBEBFBC}Magical Village Series" "The legend behind the Magical Village Series!" "The first Magical Village game was released in 1987 326)\frz339.1}Welcome to the Magical Village sequels are still coming out." "Over Yonder is the Magical Village" "More to the Left and Voilà!" "It's the Magical Village" "This magic action game is representative of Japan!" "517)}Magical Village goes to rescue Queen Ashan who keeps getting kidnapped by the Demon King for some odd reason." "It has a simple story combined with a frustratingly hard difficulty level!" "The quality has hardly changed for the past decade making it a smashing hit with old fans and retro gamers." "the game's content was a plus she's the president of the Game Creation Club..." "It'll take a while to tell the game's history!" "then don't tell me." "436)}Welcome to the {\cHC23E36}Magical Village" "Welcome to the Magical Village!" "The first game went on sale in 1987." "It was a top-quality game at the time ushering the gaming industry into a new phase." "That's how the legend began!" "I just said you didn't need to tell me!" "And isn't this long before we were born?" "Over Yonder is the {\cHC23E36}Magical Village" "Over Yonder is the Magical Village!" "The next release was a record-breaking success!" "That title bites!" "Why didn't they make it "Two" or "Super" instead?" "{\3cH160795}More to the Left and Voilà!" "{\cHE82C1F\3cHFFABA0\shad1\4cH4B156C}It's the Magical Village" "More to the Left and Voilà!" "It's the Magical Village." "Supposedly all of the main staff got snatched by another company throwing them into turmoil." "the quality hasn't changed any!" "And then they had a series of flops after that." "it's said the game going on sale... 476)\b1}* This is a promotional video." "It is different from the in-game footage." "Heh Heh Heh!" "..." "Hmn?" "Magical Village?" "!" "280)\cHB82FD5}Heh Heh Heh!" "..." "Hmn?" "{\cHFDFB60}Magical Village?" "!" "Fire Archer!" "...was made by the original staff and is sure to become a masterpiece!" "There was a sudden leap in the quality!" "I know..." "And here I liked the pixels." "Okay..." "So are these guys dressed up as characters from that game?" "Supposedly this shop is famous amongst the fanatics." "Enthusiasts tend to come here." "72)\frx8\fry352\frz13.2}Virtual Poy" "I come because it's close to home and offers sweet store bonuses at the regular retail price!" "Endgar." "very bad!" "I wish they'd open already..." "Doesn't that... bring a certain someone to mind?" "isn't that amazing?" "It belongs to a strong soul who always camps out to claim first place in line." "I wonder what that person must be like..." "What?" "!" "Nothing comes to mind when you see that?" "Such as?" "Why haven't you seen her if you're always in the pre-sale line?" "140)}m 0 0 l 300 0 300 180 0 180 130)\frz13.77\b1\cH000000}Usually sleeps until the store opens." "the store's open." "It's a mystery." "Maybe I'm reading too much into it." "It was her after all!" "Where were your eyes all those other times?" "C-C-Crap!" "Huh?" "We've gotta hide!" "does it matter if she sees us?" "F-Forget it!" "She'll get the wrong idea." "no!" "She's coming this way!" "What'll we do?" "That'll work!" "Kazama-san?" "Y-You..." "You have the wrong guy." "Not with that aura." "And based on the changes in your brain by switching to a falsetto" "I've discerned that these wavelengths definitely belong to Kazama-san." "That's not how you discern somethin'!" "you're right!" "It's me!" "I'm Kazama!" "I know." "Shut up!" "But I never expected to see you waiting in line outside a game store dressed in a Mason cosplay!" "It's not like I'm wearing this weird thing because I want to!" "I seriously wish I didn't have to do this!" "What's the matter?" "I thought it was pretty decent." "But it's really hot in here." "Plus it stinks to high heavens!" "And I feel bad for the guy next to us who lent his robe!" "That must mean the guy next to you who's hardly dressed... is wearing a cosplay of when Mason gets hit and his robe bursts off!" "394)\cH35D4E6\3cH4828C7}Bang 169)}Whoa!" "Exactly!" "I'm surprised you knew." "He is?" "!" "forget it." "Hurry back to your own spot in the line." "I don't wanna!" "Not when I just ran into you." "I'll return to my spot if you pretend to cast Mason's spell "Fire Archer." "Why the condition?" "!" "What the heck?" "!" "I don't even know what "Fire Archer" is." "And I don't wanna cast any spells!" "Kazama-san!" "Now get up." "but why's the geezer tellin' me what to do?" "!" "this robe's too short on me!" "won't it be obvious there are two of us in here?" "It's okay." "I'll figure something out." "All you have to do is brace yourself when you stand up." "What exactly will you do?" "Ready?" "Stand on the count of three." "wait!" "three!" "Wh-Whoa!" "this is k-kinda... but hang in there!" "your weight isn't the..." "Eh?" "!" "He has prickly hair!" "let's do it together!" "Fire Archer!" "A-Archer...!" "I have no idea what I'm doing..." "And I don't even wanna know!" "Yay!" "Fire Archer!" "Kazama-san just cast Fire Archer!" "he cast Fire Archer!" "please cast "Cold Freezer." "Beat it!" "Cold..." "That isn't necessary!" "Poopy!" "One last thing." "You want more?" "!" "Do you treasure my bag?" "Do you have to ask that now?" "it'd be embarrassing to ask in the clubroom." "I wouldn't say I "treasure" it... so I'm carrying it around in my bag for now." "Then everything's cool!" "You're cool with that?" "I haven't seen your fire type shine in ages." "Then everything's cool." "What's your problem?" "!" "Later!" "Ready to come out?" "I thought the heat and stench were gonna kill me." "What's wrong?" "I don't feel good... you okay?" "Sorry!" "What?" "!" "Who dashes off when she doesn't feel good?" "Hmmm..." "Hmmmm..." "What the heck?" "!" ""Game Shop Virtual Poy everyone!" "The store is open!" "I think I really might barf." "What am I doing?" "!" "Wh-Why did I leave him like that?" "!" "Wh-What should I do?" "!" "That was over something so trivial!" "That stupid...!" "I'm truly pathetic." "I'm a lost cause." "he's probably gone by now." "It'll be hard facing him tomorrow." "Plus I failed to buy the game." "You didn't fail to buy anything!" "538)}Virtual Poy" "Wh-Why are you here?" "!" "Why do you think?" "Here." "710)\frz348.2}Virtual Poy 188)}Heh Heh Heh!" "..." "Hmn?" "Magical Village?" "!" "This is..." "B-But how?" "Hurry and get the game so you can go after her!" "the guys in front let me cut ahead." "So why'd you suddenly start runnin' if ya don't feel well?" "Today..." "I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you today!" "Hey!" "Do you feel better now?" "Y-Yeah..." "Then treat me to that meal already!" "so I'm starvin'!" "'Kay!" "So you're broke because you paid for that game?" "Uh-huh..." "What is wrong with you...?" "Penalty Game {\fnMS PMincho}✩{\fnJesaya Free} Penalty Game" "Let's lose a lot since it's fun" "I don't know anything about but I'm pulling through somehow!" "Runaway dreams {\fnMS PMincho}♡{\fnJesaya Free} Runaway dreams drop by after school" "Maybe our lazy clique" "Will make an evolution timeline" "I made a new game." "I'm already selling it." "I've already played it..." "We really are the strongest out there!" "bind us up so get started!" "have fun and give me five" "There are hints hidden in today so get started!" "You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!" "so let's duel... our way!" "340)}The Takao Family Episode 1" "The Takao Family." "All set!" "I'll get the cream of the crop at today's matchmaking party!" "R-Right... but only if she doesn't mention she's part of the UMA Club." "my." "You two got all dressed up!" "even if your figures aren't the best" "I'm sure things will work out for you." "Mom!" "Sisters!" "Good morning." "Good morning?" "But it's already evening." "I pulled an all nighter yesterday playing video games." "I'm gonna enjoy spending the rest of today gaming." "Are you really a blossoming high schooler?" "!" "Is this how you want to spend your life?" "!" "Enjoy your youth outdoors!" "Hasn't a single guy stolen your heart?" "!" "no one has!" "Then I hope you spend your entire life alone since you never do anything!" "I'm honestly surprised you're attending a matchmaking party when you're a member of the UMA Club." "UMA rocks!" "Don't worry!" "She's inherited my superior genes." "She doesn't fall flat like you two!" "What's that supposed to mean?" "!" "And what's with that pose?" "!" "Mom!" "Heh!" "Forget it!" "I don't have to take this!" "I'm out of here!" "so I'll tag along." "Do you plan on coming like that?" "!" "Pay more attention to your appearance!" "The Spring of Life is still a ways off." "This is our only shot in the episode!" "There will be other chances!" "Some punks are hanging out around the store." "You're right." "You'd better be careful!" "But that one with the spiky hair is pretty handsome." "What exactly is that little one?" "An UMA?" "!" "I forgot something!" "I'm off!" "But no one was in front of the convenience store by the time she returned."