"( radio in boat )" "This is the Australian Broadcasting Commission." "And now the news." "Japanese forces continue their heavy attack on the Philippines and Dutch East Indies." "Occupation of Manila is now complete with American and Philippine forces under the command of General MacArthur withdrawing to the Bataan Peninsula." "His Majesty's forces are carrying out an orderly evacuation of the New Guinea coast, in preparation for defence of Port Moresby and..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "( changes radio channel )" "( music playing on radio ) " I got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand "" "" Lots of idle fingers snap to my command "" "" A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band "" "" Contemplating nature can be fascinating "" "" Add to these a nose that I can thumb "" "" And a mouth, by gum, have I "" "" To tell the whole damn world if you don't happen to like it "" "" Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by "" "" Pass me by, pass me by "" "" If you don't happen to like it, pass me by "" "Hey, hey, hey." "Get off." "( humming along to music )" "Boom..." "( whistling to self )" "( whistling to self )" "Here there, just a minute." "Where do you think you're going with those, ...hmm?" "Do you know who I am?" "Um..." "Not exactly, no." "Well, we'll let it go this time." "Yes, sir." "I understand." "Salamaua will be cleared by noon the latest." "Nothing left that the Japanese will be able to use." "Sir, there's a chap outside who..." "May I respectfully remind the admiral that I was harbour master here for nearly 20 years?" "I helped put the docks together so I should certainly be able to blow them apart." "Sir, there's a chap outside who's pinching our petrol." "All coastal watching stations are assigned, except uh ..." " Matalava, sir." " Except Matalava, sir." "I haven't been able to find a replacement for Anderson." "I don't believe there is a civilian left on the entire north coast." "We could have transferred George Dickens if he hadn't got himself eaten that way." "You needn't make him sound such a shirker, Stebbings." "What's that, sir?" "For want of a nail?" "The war was..." "Yes, I'm well aware of that, sir." "Well ...hello, hello." "I think I may have found our nail, sir." "A rusty one, I grant you, sir, but they don't come any sharper." "Excuse me, sir." "Sir, that's the chap I was telling you about." "Later, Stebbings." "Who is he, sir?" "Is he someone I should know?" "He's Walter Eckland, an American." "He knows these islands like the back of his hand." "Oh." "Well, now that America's in the war, he's probably on his way back to enlist." "Eckland's not on his way anywhere, Stebbings." "Hasn't been for years." "Hello, Walter." "Frank!" "That you inside there ..." "Frank?" "What have you done to yourself?" " There's a war on ..." "Walter." " Everybody's saying that." " At the moment, we're losing it." " I guess you must be." "Cheek of the man!" "That's quite a boat you have there ..." "Walter." "Doesn't it belong to old Van Der Hoeven?" " No." " Whose is it, then?" " Mine." " How did you get it?" " I bought it from old Van Der Hoeven." " What with?" "American dollars." "You've never had more than $200 at one time since I've known you." "You can't tell me Van Der Hoeven sold you an $18,000 launch for $200." " No, it cost me $400." " $400?" "That's exactly the way he said it." "I pointed it out to him, he might as well sell it to me as let the Japanese have it for free." "What impresses me ..." "Walter is the fact that you even had $400." "Well, I didn't." "I only had 200, just as you said." "I owe him the rest." "Well, come along." "Lend a hand." "Come on." "Empty hands make idle minds." "Here, pick those up." " Er..." " No, no, no." "Two." "Come on." "" Contemplating nature can be fascinating "" "Do you know what the coastwatching service is, Walter?" " The what?" "The coastwatching service" " It's a chance to become a hero." "Why would I want to do that?" "It's a cushy assignment for anyone who knows these waters intimately." "Never a dull moment, I can tell you." "Working behind the enemy lines..." "Stebbings, please." "Walter, listen to me." "There's nothing to it really." "Each man is assigned an island, often uninhabited." "He stays there alone and he radios to headquarters any movement of Japanese planes or ships which..." " You're not listening to me, are you ..." "Walter?" " Hold it, hold it." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Come on!" "Beat it, scram!" "Come on!" "Get off!" "Did you hear what I was saying?" " No, what were you saying?" " About the coastwatchers." "Matalava will be in the centre of things when the Japanese start moving towards New Guinea." "It's important work, Walter, damned important, I'd like you to volunteer." "Oh, I'd love to, Frank ...but I've only just volunteered for another important watching service, the Watch Out For Walter Eckland service." "A great many lives are at stake, Mr Eckland." "Now listen to me, both of you." "Several years ago, I made peace with the world." "If the world isn't bright enough to make peace with itself, it will have to settle things without me." "It isn't anything permanent, Walter." "It's just until I find a replacement for you." "The other man went down with fever and we had to take him off." "Well, now, Frank." "You've known me a long time." "Do you really think you're gonna talk me into it?" "No, I suppose not." "Stebbings, confiscate all the small craft on this pier." " But, this is the only one there is, sir." " Confiscate it." " Frank, you won't get away with that." " Proceed with your order Stebbings." " Aye-aye, sir." " Frank, you can't do this to me!" " I'll go over your head." "Who's in charge here?" " He is." "You can't do this to me!" "That boat's all I have." "You said we've been friends for a long time, Walter." "Do you really think you can talk me out of it?" " If I go to Matalava, I can keep the boat, right?" " Mm ... hmm." "Well, there's no use fighting it." "What time do I shove off?" "An hour be all right?" "Anything you say, Frank." "You're the skipper." "Hey, buddy." "Lend me a hand with those cans, while I get on board." "Sir, you don't really expect him to go to Matalava, do you, sir?" " We'll never see him again." " Where's your faith in human nature, Stebbings?" "Oh, yeah." " Good heavens!" " What is it?" "He..." "He made a gesture, sir." "You set a fine course there, Walter." " My compliments." " Yea ..." "I should have led you up on the reef." "It's a sorry day when a man's friends don't trust him." "What about all those provisions?" "You don't suppose that boat of yours can carry them?" "Frank..." "I want you to take all those provisions, and I want you to..." "Hey!" "Be careful with that!" "We'll be at Kings Point in Australia." "When you call us, we want you to use the following code." "Kings Point is Briar Patch." "I'm Big Bad Wolf, Stebbings here is Bo Peep, and you're..." " Mother Goose, sir." " That's it." "You're Mother Goose." "Now try to remember all that, Walter." "It's bloody important." "Yeah, bloody." "All right, then." "Goodbye, Mother Goose." "Mother Goose ...hmph." "( chuckling )" " Let's get under way, Stebbings." " Sir, it has occurred to me that as soon as we've gone, Mr Eckland might..." " Proceed, Stebbings." "Hard to port." " All right." "Coxswain, hard..." "Excuse me, sir, but did you say..." " Hard to port, son." " Aye-aye, sir." "Coxswain, hard to port." "Hey!" "Hold it, hold it!" "Are you crazy?" "Look out, look out!" "Frank?" "Do you hear me?" "Hard to starboard!" "Frank, all of you, watch out!" "Have you gone nuts?" "Look out!" "Frank, can you hear me?" "Hold it!" "Starboard, you useless, silly son of a..." "Oh, great!" "Have you lost your mind?" "Look at my boat." "Terribly sorry, Walter." "Our steering must have jammed." "I'm sorry." "If you didn't know how to work one of those things, why didn't you say so?" " I'm sorry." " Oh, stop saying that." "Look at my boat." " What am I gonna do now?" " Become a coastwatcher, I expect." "Lucky we've put all those supplies ashore." "Oh, Walter." "We'll stand by until you get safely in." "Frank, I'll sue ya!" "I'll sue!" "I'll sue the entire war!" "Quite right, Walter." "I'll be your witness." "Oh, and Walter." "Thanks for volunteering." "Oh, come on." "Buzz off." " Mother Goose?" " Frank!" " I knew you wouldn't leave me here!" " This is Big Bad Wolf." "Go away." "I know you're saying something, Mother Goose, but I can't hear you." "You've got to flip the key." " I said go away." " You're still not coming through, Mother Goose." "There's a button on the microphone." "You have to press it down while you're speaking." "( Belches loudly ) Can you hear me now?" "( chuckling ) That's better." "You'll find some charts there, Walter, identifying enemy ships and aircraft." "Study them, will you?" "Have you seen anything yet?" "Any planes or ships?" " Yeah, some planes." " Ours or theirs?" "Kind of depends which side you're on, doesn't it?" "Walter, news has just come through that the Japanese took Singapore this morning." "Frank, what keeps them from taking Walter Eckland?" "We've 32 spotters spread over 3,000 islands." "So you see, the odds are in our favour that you'll never be found." "Our favour?" "You're not stuck out here in the middle of nowhere." "I am." "Now when do I get off?" " I told you, as soon as we find a replacement for you." "Meantime, be good enough to keep in touch, Walter." "Oh, and I am sorry about your boat." "I really am." "Is Big Bad Wolf really sorry?" "Because if he is, Big Bad Wolf and Little Bo Peep can do something for Mother Goose." "They can go..." "I don't really blame him, do you?" "I can't see if we've accomplished anything, Sir." "I don't think he'll report in." "I mean, you can lead a horse to water, but can you make it drink?" "When he gets thirsty enough, he'll drink, Stebbings." "He'll drink." "Frank, can you hear me?" "Frank?" " Load and clear, Mother Goose." " What is it?" " Where'd those men of yours put the whiskey?" "I've been looking all over this dump." "You don't suppose they kept it for themselves ... do you?" "Seamen of His Majesty's Navy?" "You must be joking." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Where is it?" "Well, I can imagine how dull it must get for someone left all alone on a small island." "All right." "All right." "Get to the bad news." "I decided to liven things up a bit by making a little fun and game thing out of it." "What sort of fun and games?" "I had my men hide all the bottles around the island." "In very unlikely places." "You'd never find them by yourself." "The ground rules are simple." "You report an enemy ship or plane movement and I tell you where the bottles are." "One report, one bottle." "Hold it a minute, Frank." "I hear a flight going over right now." "Just a minute while I get the binoculars." "Oh, yes." "There's uh, ...six, seven, eight of them heading south." "They're er ... uh ..." "Nakajima 97's." "But just a minute while I verify that on the chart." "Walter, there is another rule attached to this." "It has to be a confirmed report." "Confirmed?" "Confirmed how?" " By other spotters along the line." "Now just tell me what all those planes were that you saw." "....hmph?" "Frank?" "Frank." "Frank." "Frank, wake up, Frank." "Frank?" "Briar Patch here, Mother Goose." "Bo Peep speaking." "Briar Patch?" "What's that?" "That's a new one, isn't it?" " We've moved." "Oh, ..." "Are you at Kings Point already?" " Listen, Mother Goose, you must use the code names." "If you don't like it, fire me." "Now get Houghton." " The regulations say..." " Frank here, Walter." " Mother Goose, sir." " What's new?" "Five Mitsubishi light bombers at around 10,000, headed southwest." " Southwest ... at 10 thou." " Yeah." "Got it." "Sport." "Thanks." "Wait a minute." "Whoa!" "Fun and game time." "I played the game, how about the fun?" "Confirmed, Walter, remember?" "But Frank, I swear!" " Then you have nothing to worry about, have you?" " Sit tight, Mother Goose." "...hmph?" "Sit tight ... sit tight?" "Briar Patch here." "Are you there, Mother Goose?" "I'm here, Frank." "I'm here, I'm here." "We've just received news that your report has been confirmed." " Congratulations." "Never mind the congratulations." "Where is it?" "(laughing)" "Proceed 50 yards east-northeast to a large rock." "Then 20 yards due east to a coconut palm." "No." "No." "Not so fast, not so fast." "Wait a minute." "(repeats) 20 yards due east to a coconut palm." "Sir?" "Sorry to disturb you at this hour, sir, but we've heard from Humpty Dumpty." "Oh, come on, Stebbings." "You can tell me." "Who's Humpty Dumpty?" "Perry on Bundi Island." "He reports enemy landings here on this fare, here and here on Greater and Lesser Samengo, and here on Prince Consort." "They've ringed him in pretty well, haven't they?" "He says, they don't know that he's there yet, but he expects somebody along at any time now and requests to be withdrawn." "Well, Combat can't spare a thing, Stebbings." "All our planes and ships are committed." "Who's our nearest man?" "I'm afraid... he is, sir." "Briar Patch calling Mother Goose." "Come in, Mother Goose." "Briar Patch calling Mother Goose." "Come in, Mother Goose." "Do you read me, Mother Goose?" "This is Briar Patch." "Do you read me, Mother Goose?" "Yes, yes." "I read you." "What's even worse is I can hear you." "Now, what do you want?" "Walter, I haven't been sleeping too well because I've treated you so badly so I'm gonna make it up to you." " Whatever it is, Frank, the answer is no." "Well, I don't blame you, sport." "I don't blame you at all." " I'm not listening, Frank." " But, supposing I got someone to repair your boat for you." " I'm listening, Frank." " And after it's repaired, to stay on there as your replacement." " Who is he?" " Malcolm Perry, he's one of our regulars." " When can he be here?" " Tonight too soon?" "No, Frank." "Tonight's just fine." "Just fine." "There's just one small thing." " Uh-oh." " He's not able to get to you, so, you have to go fetch him." " From where, Frank?" " Bundi Island." "Bundi?" "How do you suggest I get there, Frank?" "That launch of yours has a dinghy, doesn't it?" "All those miles of open sea and back again in a seven-foot dink?" "You're nuts!" " Shall I call him back, sir?" " No, no." "Frank?" "Yes, Walter?" "Uh, suppose I could make it to Bundi, where would I put in?" "The south jetty?" "That's right." "Only be careful." "There's a pretty fair moon tonight." "You got some special reason for telling me that Frank?" "No, no, no." "Only it'd be better without a moon." "Uh..." "Why, Frank?" "Well, Bundi's liable ..." "liable to be occupied." " With what, Frank?" " I didn't say it would be." " Frank?" " Yes?" "Kiss my foot, Frank." "If he leaves within the hour, he should make Bundi just after dark." "But sir, you heard what he said." "He won't go to Bundi." "Frank!" "Yes, Walter." "All those miles of open sea, a man would need something to keep warm, wouldn't he?" " Two bottles." " All of them, Frank." " Three." " All of them, Frank." " Five." " All of them, Frank." "Got a pencil?" "Number four ... is ten yards west of the shack, under a mango." "All right." "Five is 30 paces from there, due north, in a stunted palm." "Just a second." "Slow it down." "Number six is..." "Perry?" " ohh!" " Who are you?" " I..." "I asked you first." " Where's Perry?" " Who's Perry?" "Perry." "The man who lives here." "I buried him." "He was dead." "I found him here." "A Japanese plane must have attacked the house." " How did you get here?" " I..." "Duck." "They passed by before." "I think they are landing on the other side of the island." "What makes you think that?" " Well, I saw them." "If you want to look, there's a place over there." "Why would I do a silly thing like that?" "Come on." "Let's get out of here." " Do you have a boat?" "No, I walked." "Come on." " Come on, we're leaving." "... ahh." "Look out." "Come on, look out." "Just, er..." "Just...just...just." "What?" "What are all those?" "As you can see, they're young ladies." "Uh ..uh...now listen, ..." "Miss .. uh, whatever your name is." " Oh ..." "Freneau." "Catherine Freneau." " Charmed." "Now, suppose you tell me..." " What is your name?" " ...uh ..." "Eckland." " Hmm." "How do you do?" " How do you do?" "Now, Miss..." "I don't know what this is all about but..." "Please, Miss..." "Um..." "I don't believe it." "Miss?" "Miss..." "Ssshh!" "Where is your boat?" "I can't see it." "Lady, it's right where we're standing." "If you spit, you'd sink it." "Oh, dear." "Oh, well." "I suppose we'll just have to manage." "Come on, girls." "Into the boat." "Wait, wait, wait a minute." "Hold it." "Everybody settle down." " You don't think they are all gonna fit in that?" " All right, Mr Eckland." "Which ones do you suggest we leave behind?" "You decide." "I'll leave it to you." "It's suicide." " Would you stand a better chance without me?" " Naturally." "Very well." "Well, I suggest you leave immediately." "Well, that's very, very decent of you." "You're a very good sport." "Thank you." "Now, the rest of you, snap it up." "Alright, ..." "Jenny, you're the smallest." "Sit in the back." "You'll be out of the way." "Do you mind, lady?" "This is my boat, such as it is." "If anyone's going to sink her, it'll be me." "Now, .." "I'll seat them." "You sit in the back." "Give it to me." "Let go." " Mr Eckland." "This is not the Queen Mary." "There's no room for baggage." "Come on, move." "My glasses." " I don't want to go." " Oh." "That's tough." "Come here." "Please, take your hand off that." "All right." "Now." " My scent." " Huh?" "Scent." "It's called Anticipation." "Two pounds ten the ounce." "You don't say." "All right." "Sit there." "That's right." "Take your hands off that." "Hey." "Hey." "Ooh!" "What is that thing?" "A cricket bat." "Isn't it a smasher?" "Yea, a smasher." "I only hope you all can swim." "Now take your hand off that." "Now you two." "Get in the bottom of the boat." "Get in the bottom of..." " They don't understand English." " Sure they do." "See?" "OH!" "..Please!" "All right." "Now, I guess that's about all." " Don't forget Gretchen." "What?" " Don't forget Gretchen." "Oh, that's her friend." "I'll help her in, dear." "Would you mind?" "Oh..." "Now, then, Mr Eckland, I suggest you leave immediately." "Oh, lady?" "Lady?" "Do you mind?" "Just get in the boat." " But, you said..." " I don't care what I said." "If by some miracle we do make it, I'd be stuck with them." "Now get in the boat." "All right." "That's it." "No, no, no!" "Not that!" "We'd have had a use for that." "Come on." "Come on." " It's all right, now." "Don't be afraid." " Quiet, quiet." "Keep the boat quiet." "The girls are extremely frightened." "Will you shut up, lady?" "Get off my paddle." "I'm terribly sorry, but you put it there in the first place, you know." "Now, that's all right, children." "There we go." "Mr Eckland." "Must you?" "What are you, some kind of religious fanatic?" "I couldn't care less what you do to yourself, but must you do it in front of the children?" " No." " Well, then." "Well, then, tell them to turn around." "That is not exactly what I had in mind, Mr Eckland." " Now, lady..." " It's Freneau." "Catherine Freneau." "I don't know what you had in mind." "I don't know who you are or why you were on that island." "Well, if you must know, an American plane left us there." " We were on our way from..." " I wanna go home." "Oh, Anne, it's rude to interrupt." "We were going from New Britain to Port Moresby when the pilot was ordered to pick up eight survivors of an Australian bomber." "Hey, you." "Take that bat or whatever it is out of the water." "It's acting like a rudder." "Harriet, really." " The name's Harri." " All right." "Harri." "He said he'd try and pick us up later but that was five hours ago and he..." " Quiet." " You don't have to be so rude." "Quiet." "I think I hear something." "Duck." "Put your heads down." "Do as I say." "Keep your faces covered." "Hey, keep your face down!" " Are they Japanese?" " I don't know." "Do you want me to ask?" "Hold on!" "We've got to ride out the wake." " We're sinking!" " Don't just sit there, damn it!" "Bail!" "Mr Eckland!" "Your language!" "Really!" "Just bail!" "Do as I say!" "Come on, all of you!" "You can move faster than that." "Use your hands." "Come on, keep bailing." "Faster." "Bail!" "What about you?" "Come on, now!" "Get to work!" "Go on!" "That's better." " Hold on to the boat, Harri!" " Stay in the boat!" "Well, really..." "Come on, girls." "Right, come on." "Come on, then." "Kings Point?" "Get Houghton." "Is that you, Mother Goose?" "Walter, I can't tell you how delighted I am." "Oh, you've Mother Goosed me for the last time." " What do you mean?" " Don't play stupid with me." "You'd sell out your father if you know who he was." "Ooh..." "Walter?" "Walter?" " Frank, get them off of here." " Get who off?" " You know who." "Get 'em off." " No one could have known we were there." " The radio was destroyed." " Will you please stay out of this?" " I'm only trying to..." " I'm capable of handling this myself." "I'm hungry!" "So am I!" "Walter, what's..." "Walter, who's..." "Walter!" "Thank you." "Now, suppose you tell me who's there." " Well..." " I am Miss Catherine Freneau." "Who is this please?" "Commander Frank Houghton of His Majesty's Navy." "Who are you Miss Freneau and what are you doing there?" " I'd like to hear that myself." " I am the daughter of Charles Freneau, the French Consul at Rabaul." " I heard children's voices." " Yes." "I am in charge of seven students from the consulate school." "Four English, two French, one Australian, all of them daughters of diplomatic personnel." "When the bombing started, it was decided to evacuate them to Australia." "Unfortunately, the plane our group was on put us down at Bundi." "And now Mr Eckland has been kind enough to bring us here." " What about Malcolm Perry?" " Well, I'm sorry, Commander." "The house had apparently been attacked from the air and when we found him..." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Commander, how soon do you think you'll be able to... arrange for our transportation?" "I'd like to hear that as well, yeah." "That's a difficult question to answer, Miss Freneau." "If you'll just be a little patient..." "Never mind their patience, Frank." "It's my patience." "Get them off of here." "All right, Walter." "I'll take it to the top." "Stand by." "Stand by." "If you're waiting for the big finale, I'm sorry." "This is all I do." " Son of a..." " Mr..." "Eckland!" "I'm bleeding." "Oh, dear." "Mr Eckland, we could all do with some food." "Elizabeth." "You and Harri open some tins." "And Christine and Jenny." "Find knives, forks and napkins." "That'll be a good trick." "Napkins." "Angelique, Dominique, rangez cette table." "Oui, mademoiselle." "Hey!" "Be careful." "What are you doing with those?" " Tu comprends, toi?" " Pas un mot." "Mr." "Eckland." "Where are your tea things?" " My what?" " Your tea things." "Last time I looked, they were next to the finger bowls." "Hey, hey!" "Be careful with that!" "Didn't I tell you to..." "Oh, it's an empty." "Are you standing by, Walter?" "All set to go, Frank." "What did you work out?" " A parachute drop." " A what?" "They've got to be picked up Frank, not put down." "We thought you could do with more provisions with all those extra mouths." "I want their mouths out of here." "When are you coming for them?" "Well, that's rather difficult to say." " Well, try saying today." " I don't think it'll be today, Walter." "Well, what's making that parachute drop, a seagull?" "We can only manage a night drop." "There's no way to land." "Frank, you still haven't said when you're gonna get them off." "No, I haven't, have I?" "Two or three weeks?" " Two or three?" " Four." " Four?" " With luck." "We'll have to stay here a month?" "I don't want to stay here." "Well, Frank, you've slipped it to me again, haven't ya?" "I'm sorry, Walter." "There's a war on." "Oh, Stop saying that!" "Commander, would you be so kind as to contact my father in Rabaul and have him inform the parents of the girls that they're quite safe?" "All civilian personnel are being evacuated from New Britain, Miss Freneau .." "but I'll see to it that they're informed." "Signing off." "Three or four weeks." "I heard it." "I heard that." "Mr Eckland, may I speak with you outside for a moment?" "Some other time." "I've been up all night." "I'm going to bed." "Girls?" "Go outside and play." "But stay close to the house." "Tell them to stay off the beach or out in the open." " Mr Eckland?" " Yes, sir." "It now appears likely we'll remain together here for some time to come." "This being the case, I think it would be wise of us to arrive at an understanding." "It must be quite clear to you that the children must be our first consideration." "Your first consideration." "I'm my first consideration." "They are young, sensitive and impressionable." " So am I." " They've been through a trying experience and they will need a normal, orderly routine established and I expect you to do your share." " Oh, sure, sure." "It was one thing for you to live as you did when you were alone on this island but you are no longer alone and your behaviour is totally unsuitable." "Uh-huh..." "Your language is common, your eating habits..." " revolting." " Oh, really?" "Your appearance disgraceful, and..." "And for your drinking that must stop immediately." "I will not have the children subjected to it." "You are, after all, the only man with whom they'll come in contact, that makes you the father figure." " Are you finished?" " Yes." "Good, then let me tell you something." "I am not a father figure." "I am not an uncle figure, or a brother figure or a cousin figure." "In fact, the only figure I intend being is a total stranger figure." "So now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed." "And now, I'm supposed to cover my eyes and run screaming from the room, you'll be disappointed." "I doubt very much anything you could do would shock me." "Let me repeat." "My only concern is for the children." "Why don't you concern yourself with them and let me get some sleep?" "Gladly." "As soon as you've told me where we will stay." "Stay anywhere you like." "As this hovel seems to be the only shelter on the island, it's obvious we will have to stay here." "You know what fat chance means?" "This is my hovel, so why don't you back out and let me get some sleep." "Grr ..!" "Very well." "Oh, for..." "Huh?" "What?" "What the..." "Le voil?" ", le voil?" "." "Lady, you are making a powerful enemy." "Girls, let's get in." "(Girls Screaming !" ")" "You ought to be ashamed of yourselves." "A gentleman simply does not enter a room when ladies are not decent." "Well, you learn something every day." "I have to use the radio." "All right, Mr Eckland." "You may come in now." "Didn't you want to use the radio?" "Er..." "Yes." "Radio." "Ha." "What's it doing over here?" "Kings Point?" "This is Eckland." "Six Mitsu 104s heading east at 10,000." " Message received, Mother Goose." " Message received." "Are you looking for something, Mr Eckland?" "I asked you to stop drinking, but you wouldn't." " Oh, no." "Where is it?" " Somewhere where you won't find it." "Gone again." "Of all the meddlesome..." "Oh." "Come on." "Where is it?" "Have you got it up here?" "Whoa-whoa-whoa!" "Wait!" "Oh, you wait." "You just wait!" "Kings Point?" "This is Eckland again." "Hello, Mother Goose." "This is Briar Patch." " Get Houghton on the double." " Big Bad Wolf is engaged." "I don't care if he's married." "You get him." "You missed your calling." "You want to carry a tambourine and put fig leaves on statues." " What is it, Walter?" " Frank?" "This is a military zone and you're in command." "You tell Miss Goody Two Shoes here to get off my back." " Goody Two Shoes?" " Tell her she's a pain in the..." "Uh!" "Please, Walter." "Be civil." "Civil?" "Who pushed who out of whose home?" "Who stole whose liquor?" "Who bit whose hand?" "Twice." " She bit you?" " Yes!" "Miss Freneau?" " No." "You tell her to give me back my booze." "You tell her to butt out." "You tell her..." "All right, Walter." "I'll speak to her." "Here." "Yes?" "Miss Freneau." "I'm sure you've noticed Mr Eckland is not the most sociable sportsman." "Mr Eckland is a rude, foul-mouthed, drunken, filthy beast." "Give me that." "This is the filthy beast speaking." "Now listen, Frank." "When you send those supplies, send plenty of whiskey." "I insist you do nothing of the kind, Commander." "Now be quiet, both of you." "We've arranged for the parachute drop to take place tomorrow night at 2200." "I suggest therefore if you want anything at all, you give me a list of your needs." " Whiskey!" " We know about you." "What about the girls?" " Summer clothes." " Peppermint drops." " Glace au chocolat." " Fraises du bois." "Girls, please." " I have prepared a list." " Now hold it." "You've taken over everything else, but the radio is still my responsibility." "Eight nighties." "Would you repeat that, Walter?" "Mr Eckland isn't here any more, Commander." "I'll give you the list." "Eight nighties." "Nighties?" "That is correct." "In various sizes, starting with children's size 6." "And please make that one a bunny suit." " A what?" " A bunny suit." "I'm sure you've seen them, Commander." "You know, with the hands and feet." "With the hands and feet." "Mother Goose?" "Mr Eckland?" "Big Bad Wolf is calling you on the wireless." "Oh." "Don't touch anything." "In fact, you'd better get off the boat." "Oh, his shirt." "And his pants too." "Good morning." "Er..." "I'm wanted on the radio." " Er..." " Oh." "Hey, Kings Point?" "This is Eckland." "Come in, Mother Goose." "This is Briar Patch." "Well, you had something to tell me." "Big Bad Wolf had a message for you concerning the parachute drop." "He gave it to Goody Two Shoes." "Oh." "Er..." "Commander Houghton couldn't wait." "He asked me to give you the message." " Well?" " Well what?" " The message." " What message?" "The message message." "Oh, that message." "Oh, I wrote it down for you." " That's in French." " Oh, is it?" " Oh, so it is." " Read it, please." "Commandant Houghton dit, il y a trop d'activit?" "s dans la r?" "gion..." "No, no, no." "No." "You're reading it in French." " Well, it's written in French." " Oh..." "Translate it." "Oh, you want it in English." "Um..." "Commander Houghton says there's too much enemy activity in the area to chance a..." "How do you say in English "parachute"?" " Parachute." " Really?" "Oh." "There's too much enemy activity in the area to chance a parachute drop and he asked us to make do with the supplies we have." " Oh, no..." " Mr Eckland?" "Er..." "I don't suppose there's any use my asking your permission to share certain of your personal belongings with us?" "So far, you've shared me out of my home, my bed, my food and my shirt." " Now, how about sharing some of my things with me?" " Would you like some tea?" " Tea?" " Lemon or milk?" " Milk?" " Sorry, we're out of milk." " Oh..." " But we could use some place settings, some rope, some tools, and above all, a change of clothing." "Above all, I could use some whiskey." "Now how about making a trade?" "Sorry." "That I can't do." "Then, madam, I wish you a good day." " Mr Eckland, wait!" " Hello, Mr Eckland." " The answer is no." " Bonjour, monsieur." " Il fait beau aujourd'hui, ne c'est pas?" " I wouldn't think of it." " Aah!" " You stepped on my foot." "You put it under mine." " Look out." " What a bunch of nuts." "Oh, now, hold it!" "And what have you got there?" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "Oh..." " Come back here, you pirate!" " Mr Eckland, stop chasing the girls." "I'm not chasing them." "They're all crooks, and you're the crookiest." "And a good day to you, Mr Eckland." "Rumplestiltskin?" "Rumplestiltskin?" "Can anyone hear me?" "I can hear you, Rumplestiltskin." " I can hear you too." " Where's Mr Eckland?" "He's not here." "Nobody's here except my friend Gretchen." "We're not well today." "Say hello, Gretchen." "Did you hear Gretchen?" "She said hello." "Hello, Gretchen." "I'm sorry you're not well today." "Can you get Mr Eckland, please?" "The Filthy Beast?" "Oh, we don't speak to him." "Hey, hey, hey." "Come on, get away from there." " Come along, Gretchen." " Is that you, Walter?" " No, it's Gretchen." " Keep them away from that radio, will you?" "You keep them away from the radio." " Beat it." " Miss Freneau told us to stay in the house." "Oh..." "Ah!" "After breakfast, may we go out with the others?" "No." "Not until you're feeling better." "It's Gretchen that's not well." "And I'm tired of staying here." "Oh, do stop complaining." "You sound like Anne." " Is anything wrong?" " The whole Japanese navy is anchored off shore," " they're sending in a boat." "Where are the other children?" " Oh, they're..." "All right, let's round them up, get them in the shack." "Mr Eckland, shouldn't we report the Japanese to Commander Houghton?" "In five minutes, he can talk to them personally." "You and Gretchen stay in the house." "Come on, hurry it up." "Get in the house." " Rentrez dans la maison et restez-y." " Oui, mademoiselle." " Quickly." "Where are the other two?" " They're down on the beach collecting coconuts." " I told you to keep them off the beach." " No you didn't." " Yes I did, but you weren't listening, as usual." "Come and Show me." " Come on." "Let's go." " Show me where." " Anne's up in one of those trees." "Uh-huh." "Get down." "Stay here." "Don't move." "Hey, stay." "Ssshhh!" "If she opens her mouth, we've had it." "Jenny hasn't said a word since she left her parents." "I thought you might have noticed." "She can still scream, can't she?" "Here." "There you are." "Baby, ssshh." "Baby, ssshh." "Don't cry." "Ssshh." "Ssshh." "Don't cry." "Don't cry." "Stay there." " I wish I knew what they were saying." " Ssshh." "The one with the glasses is the cook." "Their captain adores turtle soup." "Mmm?" "He sent them ashore for turtles." "There doesn't seem to be any." "It's all right." "They're going to leave now." " Oh, dear." " What?" "One of them suggested they bring back coconuts instead." "It's a bad dream." "The cook says the captain wants turtle soup or nothing." "He's sick of coconuts." "Good for him." " Ooh!" " What?" "He just called the captain a dirty name." "They are leaving." "Help." "I'm slipping." "Oh!" "Quick, let's go." "Go on, beat it." "Come on." "Buzz off." "You're not supposed to be on the boat." "Get off the boat." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Hey, what's your name?" "You've got a name, haven't you?" "See this whistle?" "Would you like to have it?" "OK." "Now, all you have to do is repeat three simple words after me." "Is that a deal?" "Just repeat three words." "All right." "Elephant." "Elephant." " Rhinoceros." " Rhinoceros." " Wrong." " Why?" "No not why." "Wrong." "Wrong is the third word." "You lose." "No!" "Give me that back!" "Oh, I didn't think you'd be a sore loser." "Here." "Fine." " I'm sorry." "We're all out of whistles." " I told Harri she could help us." " Help us do what?" " Fix your boat." "Harri knows everything about boats." "How would you like to swab down the deck?" "Smashing." "I'd love to." "Good." "You'll find a mop down below." "Go ahead." "Oh, hello, hello." "Je peux vous aider?" "Je sais comment faire." "Mon p?" "re a un bateau." "Nous sommes souvent avec lui." "Er..." "Well, you do that." "Do that." "But do it quietly." " Mr Eckland?" " Quiet, quiet." "You want me to mess this up?" "Mr Eckland?" "Now, I know you've saved up a lot to say, but would you mind spreading it out a little?" "You're doing it wrong." "It's backwards." "No, it isn't." "See, the boat's upside down." "Do it this way so that when you turn it over, you..." "How can I get anything done when you're chattering all the time?" "Besides, you should be working." "Come on." "It can't be." "Red light." "So this is where you are." "What are you all doing here?" " Look at their clothes." " They're my clothes." " But they're filthy." " No, they're dirty." "I'm filthy." "All of you get back to the house." "It's nearly time for your lessons." " Mr Eckland asked us to help fix his boat." " Well, I'm sure he will excuse you now." " But we want to stay here." " I don't..." " What did you say, Jenny?" " We want to stay here." "Mr Eckland got her to speak." "I created a monster." "A talking person." "Well, better do as she said." "Get going." "Thank you, Mr Eckland." "Next time I want them to talk or do anything, I'll call you." "Well, it's not my fault that boats are more fun than lessons." "I did it on purpose." "Nothing is ever your fault, Mr Eckland." "And if I return seven wild Indians to their families, that won't be your fault either." " Sshh-sshh." " Huh?" "Well, you don't have to be a schoolteacher all the time." "I am not a schoolteacher, but some form of discipline has to be maintained." "Ssshh." "Why don't you teach something useful?" "What do you suggest?" "Drinking and swearing?" "Why are we whispering?" "Oh!" "I don't know." "Why are we whispering?" "Hmm?" " Is it edible?" " No, I get lonely." "Why don't you teach them something like that." "Something practical like catching fish?" "Oh, well, that doesn't seem too difficult." "I mean, if you can do it, I'm sure anyone can." "Try it." "I haven't had my morning laugh yet." "All right." "Oh, that was good." "Hmph." "ooohh!" "I didn't quite understand the reason for that last movement." "Would you mind demonstrating it again?" "I have an infuriating lack of talent for doing simple things." "You probably don't do 'em right." "That's why." "All right." "Just stay there." "I like fish but fish don't like me." "All right, now." "Be quiet." "Just keep still." "Give me your hand." "Cup them." "That's right." "Oh." "Ok." "Watch what you're doing." "Hey, here she comes again." " How do you know it's a she?" " Her mouth is open." "Now be quiet." "OK." "Now... slowly." "Slowly, now." "Slowly." "S..." "S..." "Mr Eckland?" "Aren't we moving too slowly now?" "Hmm?" "Hmm?" " Shouldn't we..." " Shouldn't we what?" " What?" " You said shouldn't we." "Shouldn't we what?" "Well, you've got the hang of it now." "Oh..." "We didn't catch a fish." "I know, I know." "That's right, that's right." "We didn't." " But you got the hang of it." " You already said that." "Mr Eckland, are you going to show me how to catch a fish or aren't you?" "I aren't." " I wanna go back now." " Just as soon as I've picked some of these berries." " What if they're dangerous?" " Oh, we can always ask Mr Eckland." "Yea, if he says eat them, we'll know they're poisonous." "Oh..." "Oh!" " Something bit me." " A snake, there, next to your leg." " Woo!" " It bit you!" "It bit you!" "Oh." "Let's go back quickly." "Venez vite, venez vite." "C'est grand, vous savez." "On ne sait pas comment faire." " What happened ?" "I don't know what she's saying." " It was a large snake." "I saw it." "It bit mademoiselle on the leg." "OK." "Everyone out." "Girls, do as Mr Eckland says." "I'll be all right." " I want to watch." " Oh, Harri, please." "Come on." " Is it painful?" " Your hand is wet." "Yeah." "Now this is going to hurt a little." " You should enjoy that." " Quiet." "Go ahead and yell if you feel like it." "I don't feel like it." "OK, it's all done." " Do you really think it was poisonous?" " There's no sense taking any chances." "Lie back." "This isn't going to hurt." "Mr Eckland." "I want you to know I really appreciate what you're doing." "Save it." "Come in, Kings Point." "This is Eckland." " Briar Patch, Mother Goose." "Bo Peep here." " Get Houghton will ya." "We've got trouble here." " What's wrong, Walter?" " What kind of snakes have they got around here, Frank?" "Is that a rhetorical question, I hope?" "No." "Miss Freneau went and found one." " Good grief." "Is she?" " She seems all right at the moment." "Find out if they're poisonous, will you Frank and if so what we can do about it." "Right away." "Oh, and Walter..." "Until we get a positive ID, don't try and be a movie hero and suck out the venom." "Walter?" "Are you there, Walter?" " Yeah, I'm here, Frank." "Shoot." " Plug in the phones, will you?" "Yeah." " Go ahead." " It's not good." "I've got Dr Bigrave here." "He's checked with Tropical Medicine." "I'll put him on." "Mr Eckland, there are three varieties of serpent indigenous to those islands and I'm afraid all of them are extremely poisonous." "Well, I opened the wound, Doctor." "I think I got all the venom out." "Taken orally, it can't hurt you, Mr Eckland, but if she were bitten and it entered her bloodstream, there's nothing we can do." "I'm afraid she's bought it." "Well, there must be something..." "The venom is neurological." "It attacks the nervous system." "The end will come suddenly preceded by a general numbing sensation and dizziness." " Oh." "Oh, I see, Doctor." "I suggest you do everything to make her as comfortable as possible, including the liberal use of any strong, analgesic sedative you happen to have." " I don't have anything like that." "Nonsense Walter." "You've been using one for years." "No, I haven't." "Oh, yes, I have." "Yes." "Call me, Walter, when it's over." "Goodbye." "Yeah." " It's bad, isn't it?" " Where's the whiskey?" "Oh, I knew it." "I'm going to die and you're afraid I'll take the secret to my grave." "Whiskey is still the best thing for snake bites." "Where is it, lady?" "Stop calling me lady." "It sounds so awful." "It's in the oven." "It can't be in the oven." "I looked there." "I know you did." "Gretchen told me." "I put it there after you looked." "Hey." "I thought that's for me." "I just wanted to make sure it hadn't gone bad." "Here." "Now come on, drink that." "That won't hurt you." "Go on." "Hey, hey." "Be careful." "You'll ruin your amateur standing." "I'm French, Mr Eckland." "My parents started me on wine mixed with water when I was six." "But I don't believe in excessive drinking." "Especially in front of children." "You know, the truth is, when my mother died," "I became the mistress of..." " the consulate." " Oh, oh." "I presided over all the diplomatic dinners." "We had martinis before dinner, white wine with the fish." "Red wine with the main course, champagne with the dessert." "Cognac with the coffee and port after dinner." "Sounds great." "Isn't it getting hot in here?" "Woo, it is getting hot in here." "Isn't it getting hot in here?" "You mustn't move around." "Come on." "Just..." "Just lie quietly." "I bet you think I'm an iceberg." " Do you know how old I am?" " No." "The truth is, we've lived in 11 countries." "I can speak seven languages." "I'm excellent at bridge." "I play the cello very well." "I'm double-jointed, and I know how to ride a camel." " I was engaged once." " Huh?" "His name was Cesare and he worked in the Italian consulate at Fiume." " Do you know where Fiume is?" " Yugoslavia, isn't it?" "No, it's in Yugoslavia." "He called me Carissima and gave me handkerchiefs with my initials on them." "Every time he wanted to kiss me, he'd say "Permesso", and then afterwards, he'd say "Grazie"." "You've had enough." "Oh, Cesare would never have done to my leg what you did." "He probably couldn't reach it." "I liked what you did to my leg, the last part, I mean." " Oh, that." " Tell me." "I'd like to know." " What did my blood taste like, mm?" " Delicious." "Now come on." "No ....." "I'm being serious." "What did it taste like?" "How would I know?" "I'm not a vampire." "Oh..." "Was it salty?" " A little salty, yes." " Too salty?" " No, it was just right." " Oh, no." "You thought it was too salty." "I can tell you didn't like it." " No, no." "I liked it." " Oh, really?" " I liked it." " You're not just saying that." "Oh." "Great blood." "Please, now, buzz off, will you?" "Miss Freneau isn't feeling very well." "Now come on." "I'm gonna kill that rotten snake." "Anne!" "Your opinion of me is correct, you know." "I'm a... a picture straightener." "You're a what?" " A picture straightener." " Oh." "When I see a picture on a wall that doesn't hang straightly," "I straighten it." "Oh, you do that." "And I brush my teeth every morning and every night." "And if I don't have a toothbrush..." " I use my finger." " Mmm..." "Oh." " I feel so numb." " Numb?" "Where?" "Everywhere." "What does it mean?" "Oh." "You'd better lie down." "And I'm so cold." "Oh, why am I so cold?" " Oh, I'm dizzy." "I'm very dizzy." " You lie down." "Just rest." " Oh..." "Come closer so I can tell you something." "My coconut is empty." "Oh." " Have a bit yourself." " Oh..." "No, thank you." "There'll be plenty of time later." "I mean, you go ahead." " What was she like?" " She?" "Who?" "The lady who drove you to this." "Drove me to what?" "Drink." " Oh, there was no lady." " That was your wife." "No." "There was no wife." "Then from what are you running away from?" " Mmm?" " Oh, I'm not running away." " Oh, there must have been some..." " Well, there was." " The necktie." " A what?" "A necktie." "I was late for class one morning." "I forgot my tie." "They wouldn't let me in." "Um, ..how long ago was that?" " About eight years ago." " Weren't you a little old to be going to school?" "Oh, I wasn't going." "Well..." "I was teaching." " Oh!" " I was a professor of history." "And what about the necktie?" " Well, now this is no time to talk about me." " Why not?" "Why not?" "Well, see, I thought they'd be more interested in what was inside a man's head, not around his neck." " Mmm." " Then I noticed they all wore ties." "They all looked alike, they all behaved alike, they all talked alike." "But they were all going the same way, no matter which way they said they were going." "So what was the use of teaching them history, or anything?" "They weren't learning by it." "Still creating the same world problems." "So I packed, got on a boat and got away from them." "Oh..." "Now look what they've got me doing." "Ah-ha..." "What's so funny?" "You're the school teacher." "Oh, dear." " What's that?" " The snake." " But that's not a snake." " It looks like a snake." "You ninny." " You'd better tell Mr Eckland." " I wanna go home." " He'll be furious." " Why?" "Because Miss Freneau's not dead." "Voila?" "!" "This is Eckland." "Is Houghton there?" "I'm here, Walter." "Frank..." "It's all over, Frank." "She's..." "I'm sorry." "Yeah." "What do I do about the kids, Frank?" "They don't know yet." "They'll have to be told, Walter." "Yeah." "Stick around, will you?" "I may need you later." "Sure, sure." "I'll stand by." " Mr Eckland?" " Oh, oh..." "Just a minute." "I..." "Er..." "Will you all come over here, please?" " Mr Eckland?" " Please." " There's something I want to tell you." " There's something we want to tell you." "Just a minute." "This isn't going to be easy." "Now, er..." "Those of you who are old enough to understand what I'm going to say will be able to help the ones who..." "Well..." " Mr Eckland?" " Please, there's a good girl." "Now, Miss Freneau, who I guess we all gave a very difficult time to when she..." "Well, Miss Freneau has... has gone away." "No, she hasn't." "You tell him, Anne." " Why me?" " Because it was all your fault." "Er..." "Just a minute." "Tell me what?" "It wasn't a snake." "It was this." " But that's not a snake." " It looks like a snake." "Well, that's not a snake." "Here." "Watch out for the thorns." "Uh!" "Thank you." " Not a snake." " It looks like a snake." "No, that doesn't." "This looks like a snake." "Is it morning already?" "Walter?" "Are you there, Walter?" "I have the chaplain." "I thought it might be a comfort if he said a few words." "Never mind the chaplain, Frank." "She's alive." "The snake's dead." "Walter, explain yourself." "Walter?" "Walter?" "WALTER!" "Were you really a schoolteacher?" "All of you raise your right hand." "Come on, raise your right hand." "All right." "Now none of you heard anything I said in there." "You got that?" "OK." "Now spit." "Go ahead, spit." "The first one who breaks the pledge will get warts." "Qu'est que c'est, warts?" "Er..." "Mr Eckland?" " May I speak with you, please?" " No." "Oh oh." "You don't have to shout." "I don't even have to talk." "Um..." "Mr Eckland, do I owe you an apology or an explanation or anything like that?" "Probably." "Some other time." "I seem to remember someone saying that a drop or two helps." " No!" "Get away!" " Ooh!" "I went through enough nonsense with you just to get this much." "Mr Eckland." "What exactly did I do yesterday?" "Nothing." "You just put a flower between your teeth and danced around the room naked." "I couldn't have!" "I did?" "You mean you don't remember?" " No." " Oh." "You don't remember anything I said, do you?" " Why?" "What did you say?" " Nothing." "Well, there doesn't seem to be much to remember then, does there?" "No, no." "Unless you mean what you said about running away from civilization because of a necktie." "I thought you said you didn't remember anything." " Oh, nothing after that." " There wasn't anything after that." "Then when did I dance around naked with a flower between my teeth?" " I only told you those things about me in strictest confidence." " I haven't told anyone." " You just told me, didn't you?" " You are the one who told me." "I don't care." "I only told you because I thought you were dying." "Sorry I disappointed you." "I don't mind that you were a schoolteacher." "There you go again!" "Now it's none of your business." "I thought you were running away from something much worse than that." "I wasn't running away." "I was escaping." "From hypocrites like you who have to get drunk before they can let go." "There." "Well, then, you're a happy man." " That's right." " And that's why you drink so much because you're so happy." "Yes." " Is this boat tilted?" " No." "Now you listen to me." "Before you mess around with others' lives, look at your own." "And what's wrong with it?" "Maybe if you stopped straightening pictures and let men wear their own pants, maybe they would be able to touch you without asking permesso." " Dear Lord." " Oh, Harriet, ..it's Dominique's turn to say grace." "Mon Dieu, b?" "nissez nous ainsi que la nourriture que nous allons prendre." "Et donnez du pain?" "ceux qui n'en ont pas." "Amen." "Oh." "Mr Eckland." "Oh, um..." "I thought if you had enough food, I..." " Well, certainly." " Look, he's combed his hair." "And he's actually wearing socks." "Well, you see, my feet were chilly." "Oh... um..." "we're delighted you could come." "Um, Anne, move over next to Elizabeth so Mr Eckland can sit down." " I don't want to sit there." " She never wants to do anything." " That's not true." "I wanna go home." " All right." "Anne, change places with Harriet." " Her name's Harri." " Oh, sorry." "Harri." "On the other side of Mr Eckland." "Thank you, Harri." "We fellows should stick together." "Pass to Monsieur Eckland." "That's my dinner." "Well, then, take it." " I'm sick and tired of tinned beef." " Then give it back." "I wanna go home." "Why can't we have fish once in a while?" "Professor Eckland was giving me lessons, but he never finishes what he starts." "Raise your arms." "Lower your head." "Drink something." "Give him something to drink." "Quick." " Drink." " Hold it." "Jenny!" " Well, how strange!" " Why?" " That you bring me this." " I've done it before." " No, you haven't." "Shut up." " Yes, I have." " Well, since it's here, I'll, er..." " There's already a beverage on the table." " Yes?" "What?" " Coconut milk." "You're kidding." "Well, it happens to be very tasty and quite healthful." "Oh, I'm sure it is." "Ah-ah-ah." "Mr Eckland?" "Delicious." "Coconut milk." "Young coconuts must love it." "Get back!" "Get back!" "Come on." "Let's get back in the shack." "I..." "I..." "I hurt my ankle when you... when I fell." "Get up." "Let's see." "Put your weight on it." "It's not too bad." "All right." "That's fine." "This is Eckland." "Get Houghton." "Stand by, Mother Goose." " Yes, Walter." "What is it?" " A plane, Frank." "He dove at us." " Go on." " Go on where?" "He spotted us." "And now you'd like me to take you off the island, is that it?" " Naturally." " Really, Walter." "You never give up, do you?" " All right." "Tell me what happened." " I've already told you." "A Japanese plane flew over." " What kind?" " I don't know what kind." "Well, that's what you're there for." "Really, Walter." "Planes are supposed to fly over." "We wouldn't need you where planes didn't fly over, would we?" "Now, just because one gets a little close." "A little close?" "Now, you listen to me, Frank." "You get us out of here by tonight." "I really don't think it'll be tonight, Walter." "Well, thanks a lot." "I won't need you when I get the launch ready." "Walter, I'd forget about the launch if I were you." "You're completely ringed in there which means you can only travel by night in a boat which you can't be too sure of." "Even if you could break through, which I doubt," "Port Moresby's the only place open and that's over 200 miles away." " Then do something." " Walter?" "I have 32 men in precisely the same position you're in." "How is it that I spend most of my time listening to you?" "Now be a good chap and relax." "Signing off." "The fathead." "I'll be down at the lodge." "Mr Eckland?" "Mmm?" "Oh, I thought your ankle was bothering you." " Oh, well, it's much better now, thank you." " Fine." "I wanted to thank you." "For saving my life, I mean." "I behaved quite stupidly." " Can you forgive me?" " Sure." "I wouldn't want you to think badly of me." "Do you?" " No." " I don't think badly of you either." " Good for you." " Mr Eckland?" "You can kiss me if you want." "I may?" "Oh, my darling." "I have thought of nothing else since that moment we met." "This first burning kiss is but the beginning." "Tonight you will leave those children and come live with me on my boat." "What are you doing?" "Of course, how thoughtless of me." "We must be careful." "What time can I expect you tonight?" "But mademoiselle doesn't let us out at night." "Oh, well." "Mr Eckland, have you been listening to me?" "How can I help it with you screaming in my ear?" "Because you've been talking total nonsense as usual." "It's quite clear you know nothing whatsoever about children." " You're an expert, of course." " Well, I know one thing." " Elizabeth is at that..." " Wait a minute." "Hand me those pliers." " Which ones?" " The small ones." "Thank you." "Now what were you saying?" "Elizabeth is at that difficult age and you frightened her." "Yeah, well, I'm at a difficult age myself." "She nearly scared me to death." "How about teaching them the facts of life, or aren't you up on the subject?" "I wouldn't exactly call them backward, not the way they were watching during lunch." "Watching what?" "It works." "Course it works." "Now what were they watching during lunch?" "They were watching us." " Watching us what?" " Watching us watch each other." " So we watched each other." "So what?" " Well, they're not blind, you know." "What do they think watching is, a proposal of marriage?" " Who said anything about..." " Because a man puts on socks for lunch?" "If you think I'd want to get involved with an undisciplined, self-indulgent escapist like you..." "Well, that's better than being a frustrated spinster who can't find a husband." "It's Matalava, sir." "Mother Goose is requesting a chaplain." " A chaplain?" "Good heavens, he's killed her." " No, sir." "They want to get married." "Married?" "Goody Two Shoes and the Filthy Beast?" "What's taking him so long?" "He's had time to get the Archbishop of Canterbury." " Oh, Mr Eckland, really." " Stop calling me that." "It sounds ridiculous." "Walter?" "Are you ready, Walter?" "Just a minute, Frank." "Here." "Use my tie." "Oh, thank you, Harri, but ties don't suit Mr Eckland." "Well, have you got the chaplain, Frank?" "Yes, he's here." "There's a little paperwork, Walter." "Bride's full name." "Catherine..." "Louise..." "Marie..." "Ernestine Freneau." "Groom's full name." "Walter Christopher Eckland." "Witnesses." "Who's the maid of honour?" "Erm..." "Elizabeth Anderson." "And the best man?" " Harri MacGregor." " Harri?" "Just believe me." "Proceed, padre." "Thank you." "Now." "Is everyone ready?" "Yes, padre." "Dearly beloved." "We are gathered here, and... there, in the presence of these witnesses to join together this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony which is an honourable estate, instituted of God." "Into this holy estate, these two persons come now to be joined..." "Duck!" "Now!" "Quickly!" "If there be any present..." "Out!" "Everyone out!" "Quickly!" "Come on!" "Get going!" "Stand under the trees!" "Go on." "Quick, before they make a turn." "...to make it known or ever after to hold his peace." "Anything there?" "Good." "Now, then." "Do you, Walter Christopher Eckland, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?" "To love and to cherish to have and to hold, so long as you both shall live?" "Er, Mr Eckland?" "Do you, Walter Christopher Eckland..." " Walter!" " Stay there!" "...to be your lawful wedded wife?" " Hold it, padre." "Hold it." " Mr Eckland, do you..." "I do, I do!" "Get Houghton, quick." " What is it, Walter?" " They came back." "I told you they would." " Who came back?" " You know who." "Listen." " Did you hear that?" " I'll get onto it right away." "Stand by." "I want the name and position of every Allied submarine between here and Matalava." " And get onto it right away." " Aye-aye, sir." "Walter?" " I told you to stay where you were." " The plane's gone." "I was afraid I was a widow before we were even married." "Er..." "Mr Eckland?" "What should we do now?" "Well, we'll take another whack at it if you will, padre." " So take your time but hurry it up." " Yes, yes, of course." "I understand." "Let me see now." "Do you, Walter Christopher Eckland, take this woman..." " We did that part, padre." " Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm a little rattled." "Let me see here." "All right, then." "Do you, Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, to love and to cherish, to have and to hold, for as long as you both shall live?" "I do." "For as much as you have consented together in holy wedlock, and given and received a ring in token..." " Wait a minute." "What ring?" " Didn't we do the ring?" " No, we didn't do the ring." " Oh, I'm afraid we'll have to do the ring." "Hold it, padre." " All right, padre." "We did the ring." " Oh, good." "For as much as you have consented in holy wedlock, and have given a ring in token of your troth," "I now declare you husband and wife." "You may kiss the bride, Mr Eckland." "Mr and Mrs Eckland, if you're finished now, I suggest you get the hell out of there." "Yeah, that's a good suggestion, padre." "Thank you." " Hold on, Walter." "Hold on." " What, Frank?" "One of your American submarines, the Sail Fin, is in your area." "She's submerged so we can't make radio contact with her until she surfaces tonight." "But she ought to be able to get through to you by dawn tomorrow." "She'll have to lie off the reef and await your signal, so I suggest you stay on the beach." " Have you got that?" " I've got it." "Incidentally, Walter, congratulations to you and Mrs Eckland." "And the best of luck to all of you." "Mmm... and they're going to need it." " Walter, are you awake?" " Uh, huh." "I was thinking about yesterday." "Somehow the word "wedding" has always called to mind a different picture." "Somehow the words "wedding night" have always called to mind a different picture too." "Well, we couldn't very well have left the girls by themselves." "They're our responsibility." "They're not our children." "If they were our children, they'd have never gotten to be our children." "Would they?" "You won't be coming with us, will you?" " How did you know?" " Oh, when a woman has been married as long as I have, she knows what her husband's thinking." "Oh, well." "I'll shove off right after the rest of you and get to Port Moresby in no time." " You know what Commander Houghton said." " I can't leave my boat." " Must be a good one." " It's all the dowry you're going to get." "I'm thinking of starting a charter service, right after the war." "Somewhere round the Solomons and New Hebrides." "Good money there, if anyone knows the islands." "All right." "I'm not leaving without you." "Oh, yes, you are." "Someone's got to get those children back to their parents." "Lord, you're stubborn." "That's right." "Come on." "There." "Come on." "That's it." "Go to sleep." "(boat engines in distance)" " They're here." " Hold it, hold it." " Girls?" " Hold it." " That's a Japanese patrol boat." " Oh, my God..." "They picked a fine time to check us out." " What about the submarine?" " She won't surface while that thing is there." "Get off the beach." " Come on, girls." "Wake up." " Quickly as you can." "Wake up." "Take your gear." "They're sending two boats ashore." "Now, these fella's are not looking for turtles, they are looking for us." " What if the submarine comes by, can't you radio it?" " No, I can't make contact while they're submerged." "Take the kids to the launch and for God's sake, keep them quiet." "Here." "Take these." " Walter?" " Hmm?" "I look awful in black." "Oh..." "Ohh." "Grrr!" "Over here." " The house is on fire." " I know." "I started it." "When did you do that?" "Last night when you were asleep." "What else was there to do?" "Hey, hide all that stuff." "We're getting off this island." " Is the submarine there?" " Well, it had better be." " Are we going home now?" " That's right." "I don't wanna go home." "Oh, come on." "Get in the dinghy and hurry it up." "Commander Houghton said there'd be a signal." "He wasn't joking." "They're coming out to meet us on a launch." " Dead slow." " Dead slow, sir." "Answer's dead slow." "Holy cow!" "An enemy patrol boat giving chase." " Ready the bow torpedo tubes." " Tubes forward." "Make ready forward tubes." "Submerged reef 300 yards from shore." "No torpedo clearance." "The launch is heading out beyond the reef." "They're following." "That's what he's up to." "He's bringing them out to us." "They're plastering him." "They've cleared the reef." "They're right behind him." "Bearing?" "Mark." " 025." " Range?" "Mark." " 650." " Tubes 1 and 2 open outer doors." "Tubes 1 and 2 open outer doors." "Check fire." "Check fire." "The launch is veering into target path." "Get going." "Get going." "Final bearing." " Mark." " Fire 1." "Fire 2." "On the nose." "Not that it'll do those poor devils any good." "Let's take her up and look for survivors." "Walter?" "Mr Eckland?" "Walter?" "Oh, zut!" "What's the matter with this thing?" "Mr Eckland?" " There's his hat." " Jenny, move over." "I want to catch it." " Mrs Eckland, I presume." " Mr Eckland!" "Took me forever to tie the wheel off." "I thought I'd have to stay with her." "Our boat The Catherine." "I'm sorry." "Yea, well in war, everybody loses something." "I'm just glad it was that Catherine." "Hey, wait a minute." "Hold it." "Wanna invite me in first?" "Oh." "Walter..." "Er..." "No." "Walter, you'll tip us in." "Not if you do it right." "Just shift your weight." "Get over there." "Walter, I really don't think it's such a good idea." "Please." "Just this once, will you do it my way?" "All right." " Shut up." " I didn't say anything." "Looks like we'll be taking on passengers after all, Mr Cartwright." " Break out a raft." " Aye-aye, sir." "Uh..." "I wonder if they serve coconut milk on submarines."