"[PLAYING BLUES MUSIC]" "Play the teapot song." "You wanna hear the teapot song?" "Come on, Joe, let's give her a little teapot blues." " All right, Jess." " Hit it, young man." "[PLAYS HARMONICA]" "[SINGING]" "Rock 'n' roll!" "Shake that tushy, Michelle!" "Yeah!" "Michelle, what is this?" "Michelle how did Gumby get stuck in the garbage disposal?" "Don't look at me." "Oh, Jess, you found my Gumby." "JOEY:" "Hi, Deej." " Hi, guys." "JESSE:" "Hey, Deej." " I got my costume for the Christmas play tomorrow." "You guys are gonna think it's so cute." "If you don't, please lie to me, because I gotta wear it anyway." "JESSE:" "Don't worry, we'll love it." "So, boys, do any work today, or did you just play housewife?" "Well, Kimmy, I called your mom." "Great news." "You can move back home." "Your room's been painted and repairs from the earthquake are finished." "Actually, they were finished yesterday, but somehow your mom forgot to call." "I hate to leave." "I feel like I'm part of the family now." "Yeah, you know, you've only been here two days, but, gosh, Joseph doesn't it seem like a lifetime?" "I'll see you later, kid." "It's been a slice." " I guess I'll go pack." " No need." "Already packed for you." "It's all part of our service." "Kimmy, don't go." "I miss you." "The little goofball worships me." "Would it make you happy if I stay one more night?" " No." "No." " Yes." " Then I'm staying." " I'll take this to your room." " Hey, what's going on?" " Well, I was about to go home but everyone begged me to stay one more night." "First the earthquake, now this." "Haven't I been through enough?" "Ho, ho, ho." " Well, what do you think?" "JESSE:" "Yeah." "Well, if my belly shook like a bowl of jelly, you'd be my kind of woman." "If your belly shook like a bowl full of jelly?" " You look great, Deej." "Mercy." " You look cute." " What do you think, Steph?" " Great costume." "And it matches that red pimple on your nose." " You're kidding, right?" " Check it out." "This can't be." "I've never, ever had a zit!" "Oh, no." "This can't be happening." "Well, Deej, it's okay." "It's part of life, you know?" "Sooner or later, everybody gets a visit from the zit fairy." "I have to be Mrs. Claus tomorrow in front of the whole school." "You could always switch parts and play Rudolph." "What are you laughing at, Parakeet Legs?" "Oooh...." "Cranky pimple." "[ENGINE REVS]" "D.J., D.J., do you feel that shaking?" "Yes, I feel it." "Stop shaking me." "I think we just had another little earthquake." "Stephanie, don't be such a scaredy-cat." "Your little earthquake is a garbage truck." "Steph, go back to sleep." "How can you sleep when a garbage truck is pretending to be an earthquake?" "I'll go see if Michelle's okay." "D.J., how'd your zit cream work?" "I don't know." "I guess I better go check." "Michelle." "Michelle, wake up." "Good morning." "It's not morning." "You're having trouble sleeping." "I am?" "You are." "But come with me." "We'll go sleep in Daddy's room." "This is nuts." "Just come with me." "[SNORING]" " Daddy sleeps loud." " Shh." "You go on that side, I'll get on this side." " Good night, Michelle." " Good night, Stephanie." "Good night, Daddy!" "Michelle why are you awake?" "My eyes are open." " Hi, Dad!" " Oh, hey." "It's a party now." "Steph, this has been happening too much lately." "You know you cannot sleep in my room." "I know." "But this time it wasn't my fault." "Michelle came into my room, woke me up and dragged me in here." " I did not." " Did so." " Did not." " Did so." "Did not, did not." "Okay, okay." "I think I get the gist of this." "Something did or did not happen." "All right, it's a slumber party, okay?" "Everybody go to bed." " Okay." " Good night." "Daddy, no more snoring." "I do not snore." " Do too." " Do not." " Do too." " Do not." " Do too." " Do not, do not, do not." "Go to bed." " Do not." " Do too." "D.J., come on, you're gonna miss the bus." "Kimmy where are you?" "Over here." "Follow the sound of my voice." "Hold it, Benji." "D.J., that pimple is not that bad." "Joey, I cannot be Mrs. Santa Claus like this." "She's 612 years old." "Her face would have cleared up by now." "If it's bothering you that much, it's very simple." "Just put a little Band-Aid on it." "Bada-bing." "Why would Mrs. Claus wear a Band-Aid?" "Well, just say that Jack Frost was nipping at your nose." "Ho, ho, ho." "Stifle it, Kimmy." "Kimmy, let's go." "Lead me to the bus." "Bye, D.J. Good luck with your play." "Thanks, Dad." "I'll need it." "Daddy and I are having the best morning." "Aren't we?" "We sure are, sweetheart." "Let's keep the fun going." "I'll go to work with you." "Honey, you know you have to go to school." "I know, but I bet I could learn more hanging out with you because you're the smartest person in the whole world." "Well, gee, I don't know if I'm the smartest person in the whole world." "There must be someone smarter." "Like, maybe in Japan." " No." " No." "Steph, I promise we'll have fun together when I get home, okay?" " I can't wait." " Oh, this is so sweet." " Now, go get your books." " Okay." "If you want, you can come to school with me." "It's macaroni surprise day." "Think about it." "Steph's really been clingy to you lately." "What's going on with her?" "Nothing's going on with her." "What's wrong with a daughter adoring her father?" "You heard her she thinks I'm the smartest, most handsome dad in the whole universe." "She didn't say anything about handsome." "Well, it goes without saying." "Uncle Jesse!" "Joey!" "Where's Daddy?" "He's probably just stuck in traffic, Steph." "You don't know that for sure." "Steph, honey, while we wait for your dad why don't we watch that really cool Wizard of Oz tape." "Oh, yeah." "You love those Munchkins." "Joey." "[SINGS LIKE MUNCHKIN]" "Munchkinland." "I'm home." "Daddy, where were you?" "!" "I missed you!" "I missed you too." "I was stuck in traffic." "Let's play pick-up-sticks." "You'll have a great time." "The whole game is cleaning up." "I'd love to, sweetie, but it's gonna have to wait until tomorrow, okay?" "Honey, I have dinner plans tonight." "Okay, I'll go with you." "Should I wear my pink dress or my blue dress?" "Sweetheart, it's a business dinner." "Better go with the blue." "I'm sorry, honey." "It's for grownups only, okay?" "You can't go." "No, Daddy, you can't go!" "Sweetie, it's only for a couple hours." "Steph, we'll be here with you." "Yeah, we'll play any game you want." "No, I want my Daddy!" "You can't go." "Don't leave me." "Don't leave me." "It's okay, it's okay." "I won't go." "I'll stay here with you, okay?" "Everything's all right." "Yes!" "I win again!" "Playing Barrel of Monkeys is more fun than a barrel of...." "I bet that's where they got the name." " My turn." " Okay, Michelle." "Now, the first thing you do is shake it up." "Well, as long as you're shaking, hold this." "Okay, now dump them." "Now you try to pick all the monkeys up." "Got it, dude." "This is easy." "Dad, she's turning Barrel of Monkeys into a very silly game." "Steph, why don't you and I have a talk over here, just the two of us, okay?" " Okay." " Okay." "We'll be back, Michelle." "You keep monkeying around." "Okay, Daddy." "I heard a good joke in school today." "How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?" " I don't know." " By the footprints in the butter." "Ha-ha!" "I kill myself." "You tell one." "Okay, what's purple and lives in the ocean?" "A purple fish?" "Moby Grape." "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "I don't get it." " You're right, it's not funny." "MICHELLE:" "Hey." "You remember me?" "It's monkey time." "Michelle, the monkeys are tired." "You put them to sleep." "Good night, monkey." "Steph, I wanna ask you something." "How come you were so upset tonight when I told you I was going out to dinner?" "Because I wanna be with you." "Honey, lately you've been clinging to my side all the time." "If something's bothering you I wanna know what it is so I can make you feel better." "I feel fine." "Well, then I guess you won't be sleeping in my room anymore." "Why not?" "Are you mad at me?" "No, honey, I'm not mad at you." "I just need to know what is bothering you." "Nothing is bothering me!" "Let's go play some more Barrel of Monkeys." "My turn." "Shh." "The monkeys are sleeping." "[WHISPERS] Good night, monkeys." "This soup has absolutely no taste." "I'm boiling water." "Well, in that case, it's delicious." " Hi, guys." " Hey, how'd the play go?" "The play was fine." "But here's the great news." "Everybody has zits." "That is great news." "I went into the girls' room to see if I could still stop traffic with my nose and there were 10 other girls checking out their zits." "So I said, "Hey, anyone wanna play connect the dots?"" "We all started laughing." "I realized that having zits is not that big a deal." "Just as long as their faces don't clear up before mine." " Bye." " Bye." "Yup." "Joey we did it again." "Jess, we didn't do anything." "Will you just let me have my moment, please?" " Hi, guys." " Hey, Danny." "How'd it go with Steph?" "I don't know." "She won't tell me what's wrong with her." "I tried everything, but I can't get through to her." "Danny, don't be so hard on yourself." "Hey, I have a trophy in my bedroom that says "World's Greatest Dad."" " I'd like to deserve it." " Oh, Danny, come on." "Not every dad knows every answer to every problem." "That'll do me a lot of good tomorrow when I try to leave and Stephanie won't let go of my leg." "Maybe we need some help with this." "What do you mean, take her to a therapist or something?" "Yeah, why not?" " Joey, it's not that serious." " Danny, you just said that she" "Look, look, she has these times when she needs me and then we spend some time together and things are calm again." "Hey, Danny, admit it." "After what happened today, whatever Stephanie's problem is it's not going away, it's getting worse." "You want me to take her to a stranger and say I can't handle my kid's problem?" "No." "I want you to say that you love Stephanie so much that you would do anything to help her." "I'll call Steph's pediatrician and see who he recommends." "You're a great dad." "You know, you guys make pretty good dads yourselves." "Thanks." "Now, you go make your phone call clean up for dinner, and you wash under those nails, young man." " Yes, sir." " And, son I know about those magazines under your bed." "Come on in." "I'll be right with you." " Hi." " Hi." " How is it in here?" " It's pretty fun." "And the best part is, you get to miss school." " Hello, I'm Marian Steiner." " Hi." "I'm Danny Tanner." "This is my daughter Stephanie." " Hi, Stephanie." " Hi." "We're gonna have a good time in here." "I have all kinds of toys." "Do you have Nintendo Game Boy with "Super Mario Bros."?" "No, but I'll put it on my shopping list." "Would you like to draw a picture for me?" "Sure." "How about a nice bird?" "Well, I like birds." "But what I'd really like to see is a picture of your family." "You're in luck." "Families and birds are my two best things." "You have a very verbal daughter." "Oh, she loves to talk." "And she can just babble on about anything." "It can be school or the weather." "She just talks, and talks, and talks." "I can't believe she does it." "I have no idea where she gets it." "Please, sit down." "Thanks." "You probably haven't noticed, but I'm a little nervous." "I noticed." "This is the first time Stephanie hasn't been able to tell me what's bothering her." "She may not be aware herself." "We don't always know why we do the things we do." "For instance do you know why you're dusting my table?" "I love to dust." "Something wrong with that?" "What do you think?" "Well, when I was growing up all the other kids wanted to be astronauts or firemen." "I wanted to be a maid." " I'm through coloring." " And not a moment too soon." "Alrighty." "Let's hang this up over here." "This is great." "Who are all these people?" "Well, the one with the can of spinach is Joey." "He does a great Popeye impression." "[LAUGHS LIKE POPEYE]" "And this is my Uncle Jesse." "He's got curly lips because he thinks he's Elvis." "And this is my sister, D.J." "What is this big red dot?" "That's her new zit." "Ah." "Stephanie, what's this squiggly line up here?" "That's a crack in the wall." " Well, how did that get there?" " From the earthquake." "And here's my sister Michelle and my dog, Comet." "And here's me." "I think I look taller in person." "Well, now, who's this man standing outside the house?" "That's my daddy." "Why isn't he inside with the rest of you?" "Because he was late." "Was he late the day of the earthquake?" "Uh-huh." "We didn't know where he was for three whole hours." "How did that make you feel?" "Terrible." "I didn't know where you were or what happened." "You should have been with me." "I was so scared I'd never see you again." "Oh, Steph, I'm right here." "So you were scared after the earthquake because you didn't know where Dad was." "Uh-huh." "You think the reason you wanna be with Daddy all the time is so you'll always know where he is?" "Yeah." "What if there's another earthquake?" "Have you been thinking about that a lot?" "I try not to, but people are always talking about it and it's on TV and there are all those garbage trucks that feel like little earthquakes." "When it comes to earthquakes, the best thing we can do..." " ...is to be prepared for them." " That's right." "And we are prepared, Steph." "We have all of our water and our food and our batteries and everything else we talked about." "Remember?" "Uh-huh." "But I still worry about you." "I've got a good idea." "Why don't we make a list of things that you can do so you won't worry when your dad's away." "Okay, like what?" "Well, your Dad can call you whenever he knows he's gonna be late." "That's good." "Then you'll always know where I am." " Yeah, I like that." "What else you got?" " Well, if you're still a little scared you can spend a couple more nights in Dad's room." "But in a sleeping bag on the floor." " Okay." " And only if you need to." "We'll see what happens." "Now, what can we do about those garbage trucks?" "What a racket!" " I'll call our councilman in the morning." " I'll put this on the list." "All right, Steph, if you wanna camp out in my room the sleeping bag is still there." " Do you still snore, Daddy?" " Yes." "I'll stay here." "[JESSE LAUGHS]" "Sorry." "Listen, if you need anything, I'll be right across the hall, okay?" " Okay." " And I'm downstairs but if you need me, I can be up here..." "like that." "And if you guys need me, I'll be right here." "That's my girl." " You're doing great." " Thanks." " Good night." " Good night, Dad." " Good night, guys." " Good night." " Good night, Steph." " Good night, Steph." "Good night." "D.J., could you do me a favor?" "Sure." "What is it?" "Can you untuck me a little?" "I can't move." " There we go." "Good night." " Good night." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"