"[ Man ] ¶ I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOWI 'VEGONEASTRAY¶" "¶ I SHOULD BE SAILING AWAY ONA LINER¶" "¶ I WAS KNOCKED ON MY BACK ONA DOCKAT YANG-TSE¶" "¶ IT'S A HELL OF A WAY TOSEECHINA¶" "¶ BUT I'M READY ¶" "[BackupSingers] ¶YOUMUSTBECRAZY¶" "¶ANDYOUGOT NOMONEY¶" "¶ANDYOU'REALIAR ¶" "¶ MY STRAITS ARE DIRE FROMTHEWOKINTOTHEFIRE¶" "¶ I'D LIKE TO TRUST YOU BUTI 'VEBROKENMY RICKSHAW¶" "¶ SOMETIMES THERE'S NO HOPE IN INCHASINGOPIUM¶" "¶ I'D LIKE TO LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT'SINYOUREYES¶" "¶ MMM, SHANGHAI SURPRISE ¶" "¶WHATEVERYOU'RESAYING IWANTIT ANYWAYIN¶" "¶BEENHANGING'ROUNDLIKE  AKIDAT YOURBACKDOOR ¶" "¶ OH, BABE ¶ ¶YOUCOULDBEKINDER ANDSHOWME ASIAMINOR¶" "¶I 'LLLETYOULOVEME¶" "¶LETYOUSEE  WHAT'SHEREIN MY EYES¶" "¶SHANGHAISURPRISE¶" "¶YOUMUSTBECRAZY¶ ¶ CRAZY ¶" "¶ANDYOUGOT NOMONEY¶ ¶ MONEY ¶" "¶ANDIT SEEMS LIKEMADNESS¶" "¶ BACK STREETS SO CROWDED THAT NOROOMTO SWINGACAT¶" "¶ I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU BUTYOU'REACTINGSOCOOLIE¶" "¶ I'M FINDING I'M PURSUED BY EVILLOOKINGDUDES¶" "¶ IT'S GETTING HOT FOR ME LIKETOFUWHENITDEEP FRIES¶" "¶ OH, SHANGHAI SURPRISE ¶" "¶BUT,BABY,YOU LOOK LIKEANYCOMMONCROOK¶" "¶THAT'SHANGING'ROUNDIN THOSEREALSHADYPLACES¶" "¶ OH, BABY ¶ ¶WHILEYOUASSESSME,WHY NOTTRYTO IMPRESSME¶" "¶STEPOVERHERE LETMESEEWHAT'STHERE INYOUREYES¶" "¶OH,SHANGHAISURPRISE¶" "[ Incoming Bomb ]" "[ Explosion ]" "[ Dog Barking ]" "[ Distant Gunfire ]" "HOW CAN YOU STUFF YOURSELF AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" "WE SHOULD BE ON OUR WAY." "SIMMER DOWN, WILLIE." "WE'LL GO WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO." "GOOD GOD, MAN, THE JAPS ARE JUST DOWN THE ROAD." "DON'T FRET ABOUT THE JAPS." "THEIR BEEF'S WITH THE CHINESE." "WE'LL BE FINE, ONCE WE CROSS THE RIVER INTO THE INTERNATIONAL SETTLEMENT." " THE FLOWERS ARE READY, MASTER." " VERY GOOD, WU." "THANKYOU." "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!" "HAVE WE BEEN HANGING AROUND HERE FOR A BUNCH OF BLOODY FLOWERS?" "NOW, WILLIE." "IT'S TIME." "[ Willie ] YOU'VE CRACKED, WALTER." "YOU'RE NUTS." "YOU'LL GET US KILLED OVER A BUNCH OF FLOWERS!" "NOT YOUR EVERYDAY GARDEN VARIETY, WILLIE." "TAKE A LOOK." "THAT'S OPIUM." "YOU'RE LOOKING AT A THOUSAND DOLLARS' WORTH." "BEST INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY IN THE WORLD." "HALF THE WEIGHT OF GOLD, TWICE THE VALUE." "BAIL IT UP, WU." "[ Ordnance Exploding ]" " MOVE OUT!" " [ Shouting In Chinese ]" "[ Chinese ]" "[ Woman Screaming ]" "WALTER, THE BRIDGE IS THAT WAY." "WE'RE GOING FOR CHINA DOLL." "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, WALTER!" "THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF CHINA DOLLS WHERE WE'RE HEADED." "YOU OUGHT TO BE TAKING NOTES INSTEAD OF DRINKING." "GETA SCOOPFORYOURPAPER." "EYEWITNESS TO THE EXTRAORDINARY GETAWAY OF WALTER FARADAY, THE OPIUM KING." "THE POWER'S OUT EVERYWHERE." "WU, LIGHT SOME TORCHES!" "WITH THE WHOLE CHINESE SECTOR ABOUT TO FALL, YOU'D THINK-- [ Wu Shouting In Chinese ]" "WHAT THE DEVIL" "HEY!" "[ Shouts In Chinese ]" "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL" "WE'RE IN LUCK, WALTER." "IT'S NOT THE JAPS." "IT'S THE CHINESE." "NOW LOOK HERE, OLD MAN." "WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE INTERNATIONAL" "[ Shouts In Chinese ]" "HELLO, MEI GAN." "THOUGHT YOU'D BE HALFWAY TO MONGOLIA BY NOW." "I COULD NOT LEAVE WITHOUT BIDDING YOU FAREWELL." "WHERE IS CHINA DOLL?" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?" "SHE WAS ESCORTED TO A SAFER HAVEN..." "BY YOUR LOYAL SERVANT WU Ch'En SHE." "HESHOULDHAVEINFORMEDYOU ASHEINFORMEDME YOUMIGHTBE COMINGHERE." "NOW, YOU'LL KINDLY RETURN TO ME WHAT IS MINE." "I'M AFRAID MY LOYAL SERVANT SEEMS TO HAVE DOUBLE-CROSSED US BOTH." " HE JUST RAN OFF WITH IT." " [ Shouts In Chinese ]" "WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD." "[ Sighs ]" "JUST THE BASIC NECESSITIES FOR LIFE ON THE ROAD." "YOU KNOW, FOR EMERGENCIES." "[ Coins Jingling ]" "FOR LUCK." "A MAN CAN ALWAYS USE LUCK." "I'D SKIP THAT ONE." "IT'S JUST MOTHBALLS." " RUN LIKE HELL!" " [ Screaming ]" "[ Gasping, Whimpering ]" "COME ON!" "JUMP, WILLIE!" "WE'VE GOT TO GET ACROSS!" "I CAN'T!" "WALTER, I CAN'T!" "COME ON, WILLIE!" "WE HAVE TO!" "WHEE!" "[ Screaming ]" "[Coughing,Screams]" "WALTER!" "WALT" "[ Horn Honking ]" "[ Shouting, Indistinct ]" "[ Horn Honking ]" "[ Man Shouting In Chinese ]" "THANK YOU, LADIES." "[ManContinuesShouting InChinese]" "WHERE'SMYBAGGAGE, YOUCASTRATEDCRABLICE!" "I WANT MY BAGGAGE!" "[ Man ] NOW YOU GO!" "[ Shouting In Chinese ]" "MISS TATLOCK, I THINK WE'VE FOUND OUR MAN." "MR. BURNS, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS." "IF HE CAN BE OF HELP, WE'LL USE THE DEVIL HIMSELF." "WHATABOUTMY WALLET?" "THEREWASAWALLET INTHISJACKET!" "YOU NO MONEY, YOU NO GO!" "YOU STOLE MY LAST 10 BUCKS, YOU THIEVIN' CORN HOLE BASTARD!" "[ContinuesShouting InChinese]" "SIR, CAN WE BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE?" "YEAH." "YOU GOT A TORPEDO HANDY?" "LOOK AT THAT." "HE DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THE NIPPLES ON MY LITTLE SWEETHEART." "[ Sighs ]" "RIGHT UP YOUR NECK, YOU SYPHILITIC PIG TRASH!" "[ShoutingIn Chinese]" "THE HELPING HAND AIDS MANY A WEARY TRAVELER, MISTER, UM" "WASEY." "GLENDON WASEY." "[ShoutingIn Chinese]" "WE CAN'T HELP BUT SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR PREDICAMENT, MR. WASEY." "I BELIEVE YOUR SHIP'S DUE TO LEAVE ON THURSDAY." "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN YOUR FARE?" "SORRY." "I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THE SOUP KITCHEN." "THANKS." "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO MAKE A FEW INQUIRIES FOR US." " YEAH?" "WHY ME?" " YOU SPEAK CHINESE WITH SUCH FLAIR." "YEAH." "A LOT OF GOOD IT DOES ME." "I MIGHT AS WELL QUACK." "WE'RE ANXIOUS TO CONTACT A RICKSHAW PULLER." "HE'S THE FATHER OF A SOLDIER WHO HAS LOST HIS LEG." "EXCUSE ME." "THE POOR LAD'S DELIRIOUS." "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO APTITUDE FOR THE NATIVE GIBBERISH," "ANDMISSTATLOCK'S ONLYBEENHEREAFEWWEEKS ." "THE BOY WAS BARELY ABLE TO SCRATCH HIS FATHER'S NAME." "CAN YOU MAKE IT OUT?" "WU Ch'En SHE." "YOU SEE, MISS TATLOCK?" "I KNEW WE'D PICKED A WINNER." "YOUKNOW,PEOPLEDON 'TTALK CHEAPHEREIN SHANGHAI." "I'M GONNA NEED A BANKROLL." "WHATEVER YOU NEED, MISS TATLOCK WILL PROVIDE." "NOT THAT WE DON'T TRUST YOU, OF COURSE." "BUT A PERSON FREE OF FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY..." "CAN PERFORM MUCH MORE..." "EFFICIENTLY." "WHAT IS THAT?" "AIN'T IT A KILLER?" "I BOUGHT A HUNDRED GROSS OF THESE BABIES IN CANTON." "THEY'LL EAT 'EM UP IN L.A." "THEY GLOW IN THE DARK." "ASA MATTEROF FACT, THEY'REGLOWINGIN MY  CRATESRIGHTNOW." "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A PEEK, BABY?" "IT'S PERFECTLY BRIGHT ENOUGH AS IT IS, THANK YOU." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Sighs ] YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING." "THERE'S PROBABLY 10,000 RICKSHAW BOYS IN SHANGHAI." "I'M GONNA NEED A MIRACLE." "YOU FORGET MY CALLING, MR. WASEY." "I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES." "[ Man Shouts In Chinese ]" "LOAN ME 10 CENTS, MA'AM, WILL YOU?" "I'M DRY AS A BONE." "ABSOLUTELY NOT." "I DO NOT APPROVE OF DRINKING." "LOOK." "I'M SHAKING." "I CAN'T BE ANY GOOD TO YOU LIKE THIS." "YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, MR. WASEY." "WHAT ABOUT RICE?" "YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST RICE, DO YOU?" "I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS." "VERY WELL." "THANKS." "[ Ducks Quacking ]" "[ Chinese ]" "MMM." "UH..." "RICE WINE." "LOOK AT THAT." "STEADY AS A BRAIN SURGEON." "I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU, MR. WASEY." "I DO NOT INTEND TO BE MADE A FOOL OF." "YOU'RE FLIPPANT, FACETIOUS AND, I SUSPECT, SORELY LACKING IN MORAL FIBER." "HOWEVER, I'M DUTY BOUND TO MR. BURNS TO WORK WITH YOU, AND I SHALL TRY." "WE'VE MADE A DEAL-- YOU AND I AND HE" " AND I EXPECT YOU TO LIVE UP TO IT." "DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" "YOU DON'T LIKE ME MUCH, DO YOU, MA'AM?" "MAYBE AFTER YOU GET TO KNOW ME A LITTLE BIT." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "I THINK THERE'S VERY LITTLE CHANCE OF THAT." "I EXPECT OUR ASSOCIATION TO BE AN EXTREMELY BRIEF ONE." "PICK ONE." "I'LL DO NO SUCH THING." "IT'S DEGRADING TO USE YOUR FELLOW MAN AS A BEAST OF BURDEN." "YES, BUT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A RICKSHAW PULLER," "THE BEST PERSON TO ASK IS THE RICKSHAW KING." " WE'LL TAKE A TAXI." " THEN WE'LL FIND THE TAXI KING." "[ Chattering, Shouting ]" "[ Chinese ] OH." "[ Chattering Continues ]" " [ Tatlock ] THISISDEPLORABLE." " GIVE ME SOME MONEY." "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GAMBLE WITH MISSION FUNDS, MR. WASEY." "YOU CALL IT GAMBLING." "I CALL IT BRIBERY." "WE GOTTA LOOSEN SOME LIPS." "[ Chinese ]" "COMEON,JIMINY." "WHIPHISASS,BOY ." "[ Chinese ]" "[CricketsChirping]" "[ Chinese ]" "[ Chinese ]" "WU Ch'En SHE." "WU Ch'En SHE!" "I DON'T THINK THIS GUY'S SO POPULAR AROUND HERE." "UH, LET'S GO." "[ Shouting In Chinese ]" "[ Shouts In Chinese ]" "[ Shouting Continues ]" "YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND THIS GUY, HUH?" "WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DISCOURAGED BY ONE LITTLE SETBACK." "ONE LITTLE SETBACK?" "I'D CALL IT A LYNCH MOB." "ALCOHOLICS ALWAYS TEND TO OVERDRAMATIZE." "YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT." "SO I GUESS WE'LL JUST IGNORE THE GUY FOLLOWING US, HUH?" "IT'S THAT HORRID MAN FROM THE CRICKET FIGHT." "HE'S GAINING!" "GIVE ME A COIN." "COME ON, LADY!" "WE GOTTA GREASE THE WHEELS!" "HEY!" "HEY!" "[ Shouts In Chinese ]" "[ Shouts In Chinese ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Shouts In Chinese ]" "OHHH!" "UH-OH." "THAT MAN IS A MANIAC!" "I NEED A WEAPON." "WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR A WEAPON?" "HERE." "TAKE THAT." "[ Grunting, Shouting ]" "PLEASE!" "DEAR FRIEND!" "JUSTIN KRONK?" "I CAN HELP YOU LOCATE A CERTAIN GENTLEMAN." "HELP MR. KRONK TO HIS FEET, MR. WASEY." "OH." "OH, THANK YOU, DEAR MADAME." "[ Mutters ] AM I TO UNDERSTAND YOU CAN HELP US FIND..." "A MR. WU Ch'En SHE?" "OH, SHH, SHH!" "WHY DOES EVERYBODY GET THEIR PECKERS IN A VISE WHEN YOU MENTION WU Ch'En SHE?" "THE GENTLEMAN IS A RENEGADE SWINDLER AND A CHEAT." "THAT ALL THEY HAVE AGAINST HIM?" "HE OWES MOST OF THOSE MEN MONEY FROM GAMBLING DEBTS." "AN ACT OF EXTREME DISHONOR." "THEY WOULD KILL HIM ON SIGHT." "NOW, I PERSONALLY DO NOT KNOW THE GENTLEMAN'S WHEREABOUTS," "BUT..." "FOR A SMALL FEE," "I CAN TAKE YOU TO SOMEONE WHO DOES." "YES." "HO CHONG." "MY FRIEND PRESIDES OVER A VERY SUCCESSFUL INSURANCE COMPANY." "BUT, YOU KNOW, MR. WASEY," "LOCAL CUSTOM REQUIRES THAT YOU CONDUCT A LITTLE BUSINESS..." "BEFORE REQUESTING INFORMATION FROM A STRANGER." "COME." "KRONK!" "VENERABLE SIR," "I HAVE SOME BUSINESS FOR YOU." "AH." "MMM." "GOODAFTERNOON, REVERENDLADY, GENTLEMAN." "PLEASESITDOWN." "MYCALLINGNAME ISHOCHONG." "AND THE GREETING IS DEEPLY EXTENDED." "UNLIKE WESTERN COMPANIES, I INSURE THOSE PARTS OF THE BODY..." "DEEMED MOST PRECIOUS BY MY CUSTOMERS." "HOW BIG A POLICY WE GOTTA BUY TO FIND WU Ch'En SHE?" "AH." "HERE'S A FINE BARGAIN." "THE ARMPITS, THE GENITALS..." "ANDBOTHANKLES, MERELY40SHANGHAIDOLLARS." " WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR 30?" " FOR $30?" "I COULD DO THE ARMPITS, THE GENITALS AND BOTH ANKLES," "BUT I COULD NOT FIND WU Ch'En SHE." "OKAY, HOW ABOUT..." "THE ARMPITS, THE GENITALS" "MR. WASEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION?" "ALL RIGHT." "WE TAKE YOUR $40 POLICY." "[ Laughs ] AND YOU, REVEREND LADY, WILL SECURE PROTECTION..." " FOR TREASURED PARTS?" " NO, THANK YOU." " YOUR LIPS AND EARS, PERHAPS?" " THANK YOU." "I SAID NO." " YOUR TWIN PAGODAS, MAYBE?" " DEFINITELY NOT!" "SURELY YOU WISH TO PROTECT YOUR HAVEN OF CELESTIAL BLISS?" " HOW DARE YOU!" " I DON'T THINK HER HAVEN'S IN MUCH DANGER." "MR. WASEY, I DEMAND WE CONCLUDE OUR BUSINESS HERE." "OKAY." "SHE'LL TAKE THE EARS," "THE LIPS AND THE TWIN PAGODAS." "AHH." "EXCELLENT!" "IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME, PLEASE." "AM I WALKING TOO RAPIDLY, REVEREND LADY?" "WHAT'S THAT AWFUL STENCH?" "OH, MERELY THE FRAGRANCE OF A SUCCESSFUL FISHING VOYAGE." "WELCOME TO THE HOME OF WU Ch'En SHE." "WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE." "[ Chuckles ] A MAN IN GREAT DEBT MUST SOMETIMES LIVE IN SECLUSION..." "TO CULTIVATE LONGEVITY." "MASTER WU!" "WU Ch'En SHE!" "I BRING FRIENDS!" "[ Shouts ]" "HE SELDOM WELCOMES HIS INFREQUENT GUESTS." "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?" "THERE'S NOBODY DOWN THERE." "ARE YOU SURE?" "YEAH." "I'M TELLING YOU." "LOOK." "WELL, WE MUST RECTIFY THAT." "[ Both Screaming ]" "[ Gasping, Screaming ]" "NEXT TIME THE CARGO WILL BE SHARKS." "[ Chattering In Chinese ]" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Chattering, Groaning ]" " A GIFT, GOOD FRIEND." " I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU!" "THE CHINESE FIND THE JUICE OF THE TOMATOES THE ONLY SUITABLE ANTIDOTE..." "FOR THE AROMAS OF SKUNK, FISH AND PUTREFIED FLESH." "WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS TUB, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A REDHEADED STEPCHILD." "WHY?" "I SAVED YOUR LIFE." "I TOOK YOU TO THE RED SOCIETY," "AN ORGANIZATION WITH AN IRONIC SENSE OF HUMOR." "HAD I DELIVERED YOU TO THE GREEN SOCIETY," "THEY WOULD HAVE SLIT YOUR THROAT," "HUNGYOUUP TO DRIP LIKEA PEKINGDUCK." "FOR LOOKING FOR THE FATHER OF A WOUNDED SOLDIER?" "OH." "HMM, INTERESTING." "INTERESTING?" "WHAT'S SO GODDAMN INTERESTING?" "MY DEAR FRIEND, WU Ch'En SHE HAS NO SONS." "SO, THEN, WHY AM I LOOKING FOR HIM?" "PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK THE PIOUS LADY." "EVERY GODDAMN WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH HAS BEEN A LIE, HASN'T IT?" "LET ME EXPLAIN." "THERE ISN'T ANY BRAVE BOY CRYING FOR WU Ch'En SHE." "ISTHERE?" "LOOKMEIN THEEYE  ANDGIVEME AN ANSWER!" "NO, THERE ISN'T." "NO, THERE ISN'T." "A MISSIONARY LYING!" "IT'S LIKE PISSING ALL OVER GOD'S UNIFORM." "IF I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE AGREED TO HELP US." " HELP YOU WHAT?" " AT THIS VERY MOMENT, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS..." "ARE SUFFERING PAIN BECAUSE OF A SHORTAGE OF MORPHINE." "AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS RELATED TO WU Ch'En SHE." "THAT'S TRUE." "BUT A YEAR AGO, WU Ch'En SHE BETRAYED WALTER FARADAY" "HOLD THE PHONE." "THEWALTERFARADAY?" "WALTER FARADAY, THE OPIUM KING?" "THEY SAY WU STOLE 1,100 POUNDS OF OPIUM FROM THIS MR. FARADAY." " YOU'RE LOOKING FOR FARADAY'S FLOWERS." " HEARD OF 'EM?" "I'VE ALSO HEARD OF EL DORADO AND THE LOST DUTCHMAN MINE." "THEY DON'T EXIST EITHER." "YOU'RE CRAZY." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO WALTER FARADAY?" "ANSWER ME, DAMN IT!" "I CAN'T." "IT SMELLS SO BAD, I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT." "AFTER THEY SHOT HIM, DROWNED HIM AND BURNED HIM," "THEY SAY HE WAS FISHED OUT OF THE RIVER, SKINNED AND DEBONED," "AND THEN HUNG UP FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE." "IT'S ONLY HEARSAY." "IF THEY'LL DO THAT, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO TO THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TIE KING?" "I'LL BE SEEING YOU, MISS TATLOCK." "WHAT ABOUT YOUR TIES?" "WHAT ABOUT 'EM?" "MR. BURNS HAS THEM STORED AT THE MISSION." "YOU'RE WELCOME TO FOLLOW ME THERE, BUT PLEASE WALK UPWIND." "[ Sniffing ]" "OH, DEAR." "I SENSE YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED THE RED SOCIETY." "I'M AFRAID HE KNOWS." "NO PHONY APOLOGIES, PAL." "I JUST WANT MY STUFF." "YOU MUST THINK WE'RE LUNATICS." "LUNATICS?" "YOU ARE WORSE THAN LUNATICS." "TWO MISSIONARIES AND A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TIE SALESMAN DO NOT STROLL UP TO PEOPLE..." "AND ASK IF THEY'VE SEEN A THOUSAND POUNDS OF OPIUM LYING AROUND." "TOLD YOU WE PICKED THE WRONG MAN." "SHHH." "THIS TIME THEY THREW US IN THE FISH." "NEXT TIME WE GET GRINDED INTO CAT FOOD." "HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW." "I'M AFRAID WE'VE BEEN HOPELESSLY IRRESPONSIBLE." "PERHAPS THIS WILL MAKE UP FOR IT." " A TICKET." " I'VE PAID YOUR FARE TO LOS ANGELES." "YOUR CAPTAIN WILL WELCOME YOU BACK WITH OPEN ARMS." "YOUR SHIP SAILS THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW." "I'VE BOOKED A ROOM FOR YOU IN THE HOTEL PENANG." "IT'S PLAIN BUT ADEQUATE." "AND, UH, HERE'S A SMALL CONTRIBUTION..." "[ Gasping ]" "TOWARDS YOUR NEW CLOTHES." "THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU, BURNS." "DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THIS EVENING, MR. WASEY?" "NO." "NO, I DON'T." "WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE YOU LEAVING SHANGHAI WITHOUT TASTING THE DUCK." "WILL YOU HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT?" "MY TREAT." "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT OFFENDED, BUT THAT NEW TIE IS A MAJOR IMPROVEMENT." "A LITTLE SUBDUED FOR ME." "BOY, THIS PLACE LOOKS GREAT!" "OH, WE'RE NOT EATING HERE." "I'VE GOT SOMETHING MORE ELEGANT IN MIND." "¶¶ [ Jazz ] YOUR REGULAR TABLE." "AN OLD WATERING HOLE, MR. WASEY?" "NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE." "I COULDN'T AFFORD IT." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, PHIL?" "OH, MAY I JOIN YOU?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "LIKE YOU, MR. WASEY, I COME FOR THE DUCK," "FOR THE INTERESTING PEOPLE, FOR THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS." "YOUR USUAL, SIR." "GIN?" "I HATE GIN." "GIVE ME A WHISKEY." "NAUGHTY BOY." "YOU TRIED TO JILT US." "WE'VE MISSED YOU." "OH, YOU HAVE?" "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE." " I SEE YOU HAVE QUITE A FOLLOWING, MR. WASEY." " BEAT IT." "HEAVENS ABOVE!" "HAS THE FETCHING MISS TATLOCK TAKEN UP THE OLDEST PROFESSION?" "DON'T BE SILLY." "I SEE YOU HAVE A FOLLOWING OF YOUR OWN THERE, TATLOCK." "MY GOD!" "PHIL!" "AREN'T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES." "MY NAME'S NOT PHIL." "NO, YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT." "YOU'RE NOT PHIL AT ALL, ARE YOU?" "MR. TUTTLE, THIS IS MY FRIEND MR. WASEY." "MR. TUTTLE IS A DISTINGUISHED JOURNALIST." "HE'S ALSO THE FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON WALTER FARADAY IN SHANGHAI." "OH, WHAT A COINCIDENCE!" "COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE THE REASON..." "WE'RE DINING IN THIS CHARMING ESTABLISHMENT?" "I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK WE MADE THE WHOLE THING UP." "TELL HIM, WILLIE." "TELL HIM THE FLOWERS REALLY DO EXIST." " THEY EXIST, ALL RIGHT." "I'VE SEEN THEM." " TELL HIM WHERE, WILLIE." "FARADAY'S VILLA, THE NIGHT HE WAS KILLED." "FIVE CRATES OF PREMIUM OPIUM." "MY GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE PHIL, BOY." "I HADN'T THE FOGGIEST IDEA HOW TO HELP YOU BEFORE, BUT NOW I'VE SEEN MR. WASEY." "I THINK SHE'D BE AMUSED, DON'T YOU, KRONK?" " I THINK SHE'D BE FASCINATED." " WHO?" "WHO?" "I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A REMARKABLE WOMAN." "SHE TRAINED AS AN IMPERIAL CONCUBINE." "I'M SORRY, BUT MR. WASEY ISN'T HERE TO PARTICIPATE-- NO." "WAIT." "SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE, AND HE IS DEFINITELY HER TYPE." "AND SHE WORKS OFF THE PREMISES." "BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR THE MONEY." "SHE BELIEVES SHE'S AN EMPRESS." "THE FORTUNATE PATRON BECOMES HER EMPEROR." "AN EMPEROR?" "[ Laughs ] I ABSOLUTELY FORBID THIS!" "HER NAME IS CHINA DOLL, AND SHE'S WALTER FARADAY'S MISTRESS." "HOW MUCH WILL IT COST AND WHEN CAN WE PAY OUR FIRST VISIT?" "THIS COULD BE A SETUP." "DON'T BE SILLY." "TUTTLE COULD BE ON SOME GANG'S PAYROLL." "KRONK TOO." "WHY WOULD THEY AGREE TO HELP US AND THEN TURN AROUND AND HURT US?" "EVERYBODY ELSE HAS." "OH, TOO BAD." "GUESS WE GOTTA GO BACK." "[ Huffs ]" "[ Laughing ]" "WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?" "MISSIONARY SCHOOL?" "NO." "AN EXCLUSIVE GIRLS' SCHOOL WITH AN EXTREMELY STRICT CURFEW." "[ Cat Meows ]" "[ Animal Hoots ]" "[ Frog Croaking ]" "[ Water Sloshing ]" "IT SAYS, "WELCOME, MR. WASEY."" "BON VOYAGE." "HAVE A NICE TRIP." "I'VE CHANGED MY MIND." "I'M NOT GOING." "IT'S THE LAST THING I'LL EVER ASK OF YOU." "I PROMISE." "[ Laughs ] YOU LOOK SINCERE AND YOU SOUND SINCERE..." "AND YOU'RE LYIN' THROUGH YOUR TEETH." "WELL, THEN..." "YOU LEAVE ME NO ALTERNATIVE." "THAT'S MY TICKET." "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" "YOU PICKED MY POCKET." "I CERTAINLY DID, AND I'M QUITE PREPARED TO TEAR IT UP." "OH, YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT." "YES, I WOULD." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE DEPTH OF MY DETERMINATION." "[ Chinese ]" "NOW I KNOW WHY CANNIBALS LIKE TO BARBECUE MISSIONARIES." "¶¶ [ Indistinct ]" "¶ AND I WAS CAPTURED BYHERLONELINESS¶" "¶ A WOUNDED TIGER ¶" "¶ ON A WILLOWY PATH ¶" "¶ LIKE AN OPALESCENT MOON ¶" "¶ ALL ALONE IN THE SKY OFA FOREIGNLAND¶" "¶ SHE CAN TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAYFROMHEAVEN¶" "[ Woman ] I SEE YOU ADMIRE YEHONALA." "[Wasey] WASSHEAQUEEN?" "THE EMPEROR FELL IN LOVE WITH YEHONALA..." "IN THE HEAVENLY GARDENS OF THE SUMMER PALACE." "SHE BORE HIS ONLY SON." "WHEN THE EMPEROR DIED," "YEHONALA WAS ELEVATED TO EMPRESS DOWAGER." "ATTEND HIM." "¶ IN ANOTHER LIFE ¶" "¶ I WOKE UP DREAMING ¶" "¶ WITH A SIGH ¶" "¶ AS THE MORNING LIGHT ¶" "¶ WAS PAINTING WHISPERS ¶" "¶ OF A JOY ¶" "TAKE ONE." "IT WILL ASSIST YOU." "HMM." "I DON'T NEED ANY ASSISTANCE." "CAN YOU BE CERTAIN?" "I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE." "MY MISTRESS IS WELL-SCHOOLED IN SUCH CEREMONIAL ACTS..." "AS THE WEST WIND, THE WOUNDED TIGER..." "THE WILLOW PATH, THE CHAIR," "THE OBEDIENT WIFE." "SHE HAS ALSO MASTERED THE SIX LONG BREATH STIMULANTS," "THE EIGHT SHALLOW PENETRATIONS," "THE NINE MINOR AND 11 MAJOR POSITIONS," "AS WELL AS THE TECHNIQUE OF PASSIVE ACCEPTANCE," "FORCEFUL DOMINANCE, CONTORTION..." "AND MOBILE UNION." "¶ AND I WAS CAPTURED BYHERLONELINESS¶" "¶ A WOUNDED TIGER ¶" "¶ ON A WILLOWY PATH ¶" "¶ LIKE AN IRIDESCENT MOON ¶" "¶ ALL ALONE IN THE SKY OFA FOREIGNLAND¶" "¶ SHE CAN MOVE YOUR SOUL ¶" "¶ WITHOUT YOU KNOWING ¶" "¶ SHE CAN TAKE YOURBREATHAWAY¶" "¶ FROM HEAVEN ¶¶" "A GOOD CONCUBINE ALWAYS PAINTS A WHISPER..." "OF PLEASURE TO COME UPON HER EMPEROR." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" "MMM." "HORSE." "NOW YOU MUST PAINT ON ME." "DO YOU KNOW THE SYMBOL FOR THE WHIP?" "WHIP?" "I'LL TRY." "[ Moaning ]" "TONIGHT WE SHALL BEGIN..." "WITH THE WHIP AND THE HORSE." "WHIP?" "WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND A WHIP THIS TIME OF NIGHT?" "WHERE ELSE BUT AT THE END OF THE HORSE'S TAIL?" "[ Moaning ]" "[ Car Horn Honking ]" "[DoorCreaks] MR. WASEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?" "LATE FOR BREAKFAST OR EARLY FOR LUNCH?" "IT'S PRECISELY 7:33 A.M., AND I'D LIKE A FULL REPORT." " NO, YOU WOULDN'T." " WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT WALTER FARADAY?" "WALTER WHO?" "OH." "[ Laughing ] NOTHIN'." "NOTHING?" "WELL, THEN, EXACTLY WHAT DID YOU DO FOR EIGHT HOURS?" "EVERYTHING." "[ Laughing ]" "THAT'S REVOLTING." "I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME I ALMOST FORGOT MY OWN NAME..." "TILL I WALKED IN HERE JUST NOW AND YOU SAID, "MR. WASEY--"" "[Laughing] THEN I SUGGEST YOU MARCH BACK THERE FOR ANOTHER MEETING." "NO, MA'AM." "I'M TIRED." "I'M HUNGRY." "I'M GONNA GO OUT AND GET A HUGE BREAKFAST." "THEN I'M GONNA COME AND I'M GONNA LAY IN THAT BED AND I'M GONNA GET A GOOD REST." "AND IF CERTAIN PEOPLE LET ME SLEEP," "THEN I MIGHT CONSIDER YOUR REQUEST." "MR. KRONK!" "DID YOU MISS ANYTHING?" "WOULD YOU LIKE US TO REPEAT IT FOR YOU?" "PLEASE, DEAR FRIEND, WE MUST TALK AT ONCE." "TALK TO HER." "I'M GOING TO BREAKFAST." "BUT I HAVE URGENT INFORMATION." "ONLY 10 SHANGHAI DOLLARS." "MR. WASEY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE." "THEY MAY KILL YOU!" "KRONK, YOU'RE STANDING BETWEEN ME AND MY MISSION." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "I'M GONNA HAVE THOSE NICE COPS GUIDE ME TO THE BEST BREAKFAST IN TOWN." "NO, NO, NO!" "YOU MUSTN'T!" "NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I'LL SET YOU UP WITH A NICE TIE." "HEY!" "THIS WAY!" "[ Shouting In Chinese ]" "[ Kronk ] OH, NO!" "[ Sighs, Scoffs ]" "[ Whistle Blows ]" "PLEASE BRING MR. WASEY A CHAIR." "MR. WASEY DOESN'T WANT A CHAIR." "HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE." "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR QUESTIONS, MR. WASEY." "ONLY..." "YOUR ANSWERS." "I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND YOUR GUYS HAUL ME OFF LIKE A COMMON PICKPOCKET." "LAST NIGHT, YOU WENT TO SEE A WOMAN NAMED CHINA DOLL." "YES OR NO?" "WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?" "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" "ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW..." "IS THAT I'M A PERSON WHO CAN CAUSE YOU INTENSE PAIN." "I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN." "I GOT A PASSPORT REGISTERED WITH THE U.S. CONSULATE." "[ Chuckling ]" "THERE WAS ONCE AN EMPEROR NAMED CH'ENG HUANG WHO RULED DURING THE CH'IN DYNASTY." "HIS POLICE CAUGHT A PEDDLER STEALING ROSES FROM THE ROYAL GARDENS ONE AFTERNOON." "THEY CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD ON THE SPOT." "WHEN THE EMPEROR HEARD ABOUT THE INCIDENT," "HE WAS FURIOUS AT THE LENIENCY OF THE SENTENCE." "COME ON." "LOOK." "I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW." "INDEEDYOUWILL,MR. WASEY," "BUT WE MUST BE CERTAIN IT'S THE TRUTH." "INYOURCOUNTRY, THEYHAVEASAYING..." "THAT AN ALERT PERSON IS SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS ON HIS TOES." "LET US HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR REMAINING..." "ONYOURTOES." "[ Grunts ]" "OKAY." "I DID VISIT CHINA DOLL LAST NIGHT." "WHY?" "[ Panting ]" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, MR. WASEY." "FLOWERS." "FARADAY'S FLOWERS." "EXPLAIN." "[ Gasps ] OPIUM." "A THOUSAND POUNDS." "FIVE CRATES." "[ Chuckling ]" "THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT." "MR. KRONK AND I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU." "[ Groaning ]" "YOUAREALLRIGHT, AREN'TYOU,MR.WASEY?" "GO AWAY." "I'M SICK." "MR. KRONK KNEW THE POLICE WERE AFTER YOU." "HE TRIED" "YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?" "OH, I AM THAT, YEAH." "GO GET UNDER THE SHOWER AND SOBER UP." "OH, MY GOSH!" "DID THE POLICE DO THIS TO YOU?" "[ Sighs ] THEY LOOKED LIKE POLICE." "MUST HAVE BEEN THE POLICE." "THAT'S WHAT MR. KRONK CAME TO WARN YOU ABOUT." "HE'D HEARD THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT OUR INTEREST IN THE FLOWERS." "YEAH." "BASTARD PROBABLY TOLD THEM HIMSELF." "AHH!" "THEY WOULDN'T RESORT TO SUCH BARBARIC TACTICS IF WE WEREN'T ON THE RIGHT TRACK." "RIGHT TRACK OR WRONG TRACK, I'M OUT OF IT." "TONIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR SECOND MEETING WITH CHINA DOLL, WE'LL HAVE OUR BREAKTHROUGH." "TONIGHT..." "I'M GONNA BE LAYIN' RIGHT HERE." "[ Sighs ]" "FINDING THE OPIUM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'LL EVER DO." "I CAN'T FIND IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP." "I'M NOT BUDGING TILL TOMORROW AFTERNOON WHERE I SAIL OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER." "PLEASE, MR. WASEY." "I GIVE YOU MY WORD." "I'LL NEVER ASK YOU TO PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER AGAIN." "I'LL DRINK TO THAT." "YOU'LLHAVETO VOLUNTEER." "I DON'T VOLUNTEER TO PASS THE SALT." "YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME." "YOU'VE JUST GOT TO." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU LEAVE ME NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO PUT YOU UNDER OBLIGATION." "[ Laughing ] OH, NO." "NO, YOU DON'T." "NO." "NO." "YOU'RE NOT THINKING" "YOU'RE BLUFFING, MISS TATLOCK." "I'M MERELY PLACING YOU UNDER THE OBLIGATION TO CONTINUE HELPING ME." "IS THIS SOMETHING ELSE YOU PICKED UP IN MISSIONARY SCHOOL?" "WELL, GO ALL THE WAY." "GO AHEAD." "IT WON'T DO YOU AN OUNCE OF GOOD." "YOU'RE WASTING" "YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME." "I'M NOT GONNA LOOK." "[ Sighs ] COULD WE PLEASE GET ON WITH THIS, MR. WASEY?" "WE HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY." "NO." "SORRY." "I HAD MORE FUN WHEN I HAD THE MUMPS." "I'M WAITING, MR. WASEY." "YOU CAN WAIT ALL DAY, BUT I REFUSE TO BE PUT UNDER OBLIGATION." "THAT DOESN'T OBLIGATE ME ONE LITTLE BIT." "NO." "YES, VERY PLEASANT..." "BUT STILL NOT OBLIGATED." "I AM A MAN OF STEEL." "[ Whimpers, Mumbling ]" "WHAT DID YOU SAY, MR. WASEY?" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "[ Whimpers, Mumbles ] LOUDER, PLEASE." "I'M OBLIGATED!" "I'M OBLIGATED!" "HEY, WATCH IT WITH THAT STUFF." "YOU'LL TEAR A HOLE IN YOUR STOMACH." "GOOD." "MAYBE IT'LL BALANCE THE HOLE IN MY HEAD." "OH, MR. WASEY..." "I MESSED UP EVERYTHING." "NO." "YOU WERE AN ANGEL." "ANGEL?" "I JUST BLACKMAILED YOU SHAMELESSLY." "DON'T KNOCK SHAMELESS." "YOU WERE GREAT." "MR. WASEY, I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR OBLIGATION." "YOU MEAN, NO MORE CHINA DOLL?" "NO MORE FARADAY'S FLOWERS?" "NOTHING?" "[ Hiccups ] ABSOLUTELY." " [ Screams ]" " MISS TATLOCK!" "[DucksQuacking]" " [ Chuckles ]" " NOT FUNNY!" "THIS ISN'T GONNA DO MUCH FOR MY REPUTATION." "MOST GIRLS REACH FOR A CIGARETTE." "ONE OR TWO HAVE LEFT IN A HUFF." "BUT NOBODY" "NOBODY'S EVER JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW BEFORE." "I COULD'VE STAYED HOME IN BROOKLINE, MASSACHUSETTS," "AND MARRIED A NICE IVY LEAGUE BANKER." "WHY DIDN'T YOU?" "THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S STANDING IN A BREAD LINE," "AND I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL." "LOOK HOW I WIND UP." "WITH A BUNCH OF CHICKENS!" " THEY'RE DUCKS." " [ Crying ]" "OHH." "MAYBE YOUR LUCK IS CHANGING." "I INTEND TO HONOR MY OBLIGATION." "NO." "I JUST COULDN'T LET MYSELF ASK YOU TO DO ANOTHER THING FOR ME." "MISS TATLOCK, I INSIST." "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD." "YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH FOR ME ALREADY." "MISS TATLOCK-- I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SEEING THAT WOMAN AGAIN!" "I WON'T HAVE TO." "YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I SPENT ALL THAT TIME..." "WITH CHINA DOLL WITHOUT ASKING HER ABOUT WALTER FARADAY, DO YOU?" "IT WAS A DELICATE SUBJECT." "I HAD TO PICK JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT TO BRING IT UP." "[ Moaning ] DON'T STOP!" "OH, GOD, DON'T STOP!" "DON'T STOP!" "WASEY, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU..." "TO ASK ME ABOUT THE TRUE PURPOSE OF YOUR VISIT?" "NOW?" "WHAT BETTER TIME FOR TWO PEOPLE TO REVEAL THE TRUTH?" "THE TRUTH?" "WHAT TRUTH?" "THE TRUTH ABOUT FARADAY'S FLOWERS." "OH, THAT" " WHA-- WHAT ABOUT 'EM?" "[ Moans ]" "THEY SAY THE FLOWERS WERE STOLEN BY A SERVANT." "WU Ch'En SHE." "UH..." "I KNEW THAT ALREADY." "PERHAPS I CAN HELP YOU." "LATER." "LATER YOU MAY FORGET." "HUH?" "WHEN WALTER INSISTED I LEAVE SHANGHAI WITH HIM, WU HID ME." "AND IN RETURN, I ARRANGED A BUYER..." "FOR THE OPIUM HE WOULD STEAL." "HIS NAME IS JOE GO." "JOE GO?" "WHERE DO I FIND THIS JOE GO?" "LATER, WASEY." "[ Moaning ]" "[ Tatlock ] WELL, FOR HEAVEN SAKES, DID SHE TELL YOU WHERE TO FIND JOE GO?" "[ Ducks Quacking ] [ Laughing ]" "GLENDON, I'M TALKING TO YOU!" "OH, UM-- [ Clears Throat ]" "WELL, OF COURSE SHE TOLD ME WHERE TO FIND HIM." "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE?" "QUITE FRANKLY, MISS TATLOCK, I COULDN'T STAND YOU BEFORE." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Chinese ]" " YOU ARE MR. WASEY?" " YEAH." "JOE GO AWAITS YOU." "JOE GO A REGULAR DIZZY DEAN, HUH?" "[ Laughs ]" " WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "YOU EVER SEE DIZZY PITCH?" " SURE." "I SAW HIM BEAT THE REDS AT CROSLEY FIELD." "FANTASTIC!" "SO, WHAT'S A NICE ALL-AMERICAN BOY LIKE YOU WANT WITH A THOUSAND POUNDS OF OPIUM?" "WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET BACK TO LOS ANGELES THESE DAYS?" "[ Laughing ] CHINA DOLL SAID YOU HAVE A PRETTY FACE..." "AND I SHOULD TELL YOU ALL I KNOW ABOUT FARADAY'S FLOWERS." "OKAY, ABOUT A YEAR AGO, JOE GO PUT UP BIG DOWN PAYMENT..." "SO WU Ch'En SHE CAN DELIVER FIVE CRATES OF SUPER GRADE-A OPIUM." "ONLY CRATES TURN INTO FIVE LOADS OF SUPER GRADE-A BRICKS AND ONE SMALL BALL OF FARADAY'S OPIUM." "SOMEONEPULLED ASWITCH." "WU Ch'En SHE?" "[ Laughs ] DEFINITELY NOT WU." "JO GO HAVE YAMAGANI SAN BEAT WU TO A PULP." "NO." "IF SOMEONE MAKE THE SWITCH, JOE GO BET ON FARADAY." " WHAT WAS THAT?" " [ Laughs ] VERY HOT ITEM." "JOE GO CALL IT..." "SHANGHAI SURPRISE." "SEE,STOCKPILING HELLOFADAMNGOOD  BUSINESS." "LOOK." "COCA-COLA,BUDWEISER, GILLETTEBLUEBLADES." "OPIUM?" "PENNY-ANTE BUSINESS." "DO YOU THINK THE FLOWERS STILL EXIST?" "JOE GO ASK HIMSELF, "IF FLOWERS DON'T EXIST, WHY DOES WU STILL EXIST?"" "YOU MEAN HE'S REALLY ALIVE?" "COULD WE SPEAK TO HIM?" "TELL YOU WHAT." "JOE GO OUT HIS DOWN PAYMENT." "YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO WU?" "YOU TAKE JOE GO OFF THE HOOK, OKAY?" "OKAY." "LET'S SEE." "I HAVE $38." "SISTER, $38 MAY GET YOU 10 CARTONS OF LUCKY STRIKE GREENS," "BUT JOE GO IS IN HOLE FOR 12,000 BIG ONES." "I MAY HAVE SOMETHING WORTH MORE THAN THAT." "JOE GO KNOW FASTBALL, CURVEBALL, CHANGE-UP" "EVEN THE ELUSIVE SCREWBALL." "BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS WONDROUS PITCH?" "KNUCKLEBALL." "AH, YES." "WORD OF THIS MAGIC HAS COME TO JOE GO'S EARS." "YOU WILL TEACH ME?" "AFTER YOU BRING US TO WU Ch'En SHE." "TEACH FIRST." "[ Chinese ]" "I'D STAY HERE IF I WERE YOU." "DON'T BE SILLY." "THIS COULD BE THE END OF OUR SEARCH." "OKAY, LET'S GO." "[ Chattering, Coughing ]" "[ Chinese ]" "[ Chattering, CoughingContinue]" " [ Chinese ] - [ Murmuring ]" "[ Chinese ]" "HEY!" "GIVE ME MY PURSE BA" "[ Tatlock Screaming ]" "GLEN!" "[ Screaming ] GLEN!" "[ManShouts InChinese]" "[ Thugs Chattering ]" "ARE YOU WU Ch'En SHE?" "WHERE ARE FARADAY'S FLOWERS?" "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?" "WHO?" "[ Chinese ]" "ITHINKIT MEANS "THELASTPHOENIX,"" "WHATEVER THAT IS." "WELL, IN CHINESE MYTHOLOGY, THE PHOENIX HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SYMBOL OF BENEVOLENCE." "WHAT PUZZLES ME IS WHY YOU WERE TORTURED." "IT'S JUST THAT SINCE THE OCCUPATION," "THE POLICE HAVE STOPPED TORTURING PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR PURELY POLITICAL REASONS." "THAT MAKES SENSE." "THIS GUY STOPPED STRETCHING MY NECK..." "THE MINUTE I MENTIONED OPIUM." "SADISTIC, NO-HANDS BASTARD." "[ Coughing, Choking ]" "NO HANDS?" "ARE YOU CERTAIN?" "IT'S PRETTY HARD TO MAKE A MISTAKE ABOUT A THING LIKE THAT." "I SAW A CHINESE OFFICER CALLED MEI GAN HAVE HIS HANDS BLOWN OFF..." "THE NIGHT WALTER WAS KILLED." "LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THOSE TWO..." "HAD TO DO WITH THE OPIUM." "BUT LOOKING BACK ON THE METICULOUS WAY HE SEARCHED THAT MONEY BELT," "IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THE DISPUTE BETWEEN THEM HAD TO DO WITH SOMETHING ELSE." "THERE WAS A WARLORD IN THE NORTH..." "WHO BECAME AN OUTLAW." "HIS NAME WAS ALSO MEI GAN." " YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU, KRONK?" " I BEG YOUR PARDON?" "YOU KNOW WHEN THE POLICE WANNA SEE ME." "YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET INSURANCE." "YOU KNOW WHO'S WHO." "YOU PROBABLY KNOW HOW MANY FRECKLES I HAVE ON MY ASS." "GLENDON, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?" "HIM." "HE'S WHAT'S THE MATTER." "WHO IS THIS GUY?" "WHAT DOES HE WANT?" "I SHOULD BE HAPPY TO ANSWER YOU, MR. WASEY." "I THINK YOU'RE A VERY ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL." "I HAVE NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER THAT YOU WILL ACCOMPLISH YOUR TASK." "I AM JUST AS CERTAIN THAT, IN SOME SMALL WAY," "I WILL HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL." "IF I AM CORRECT, I EXPECT TO BE REWARDED." "AS I'M SURE MR. TUTTLE HERE..." "EXPECTS FAIR PAYMENT FOR SERVICES RENDERED." "WELL, AFTER ALL, DEAR BOY, IT WAS I THAT INTRODUCED YOU TO CHINA DOLL." "WE'RE THE HELPING HAND, NOT HANDOUTS ANONYMOUS." "COME ON." "LET'S GET OUTTA HERE." "¶¶ [ Jive Swing ]" "[ Man ] PLAY ONE AGAIN." "I WISH YOU'D GIVE UP THIS OPIUM BUSINESS AND JUST GO BACK TO SAVING SOULS." "MR. WASEY, BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT SOME LITTLE LAMB WHO'S LOST IN THE WOODS." "YOU'RE NOT LOST IN THE WOODS." "YOU'RE LOST IN A JUNGLE." "[ Men Shouting ]" "SHANGHAI IS THE MOST DANGEROUS CITY" " SEE WHAT I MEAN?" " JOE GO AWAITS YOU." "WELL, YOU CAN JUST TELL JOE GO TO AWAIT US A LITTLE LONGER, OKAY?" "[ Chokes ]" "JOE GO AWAITS YOU NOW." "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR A LITTLE NIGHT BASEBALL." "HEY, BIG STICK, JOE GO ON PINS AND NEEDLES." "WHAT DID OLD HOOKAH HEAD HAVE TO SAY, HUH?" "WELL, HE BLINKED A FEW TIMES, BLEW A FEW SMOKE RINGS..." "AND WHISTLED A MEAN CHORUS OF "BEAT ME DADDY, EIGHT TO THE BAR."" "DON'T THROW JOE GO CURVE BALL, BIG STICK." "JUST EXPLAIN WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MONKEY BUSINESS AROUND NECK." "TELL HIM, GLEN." "WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE?" "ALL HE SAID WAS, "THE LAST PHOENIX."" "SON OF A GUN." "IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CHINESE MYTHOLOGY." "MYTHOLOGY?" "[ Laughing ]" "JOE GO STUDENT OF CHINESE MYTHOLOGY SHIT." "PHOENIX, HUH?" "OKAY." "FIRST PHOENIX COME UP TO BAT DURING REIGN OF HUANG TI" " YELLOW EMPEROR." "PHOENIX COME UP TO BAT LAST TIME..." "WHEN IT SCRATCH AT GRAVE OF HONG WU, FIRST EMPEROR OF THE MING." "SCRATCH AT THE EMPEROR'S-- IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, DOES IT?" "WU NOT ONLY JUNKIE BUT CRAZY AS A BED BUG." "[ Chuckling ]" "OH, JOE GO VERY, VERY SORRY ABOUT BUMP ON HEAD." "BUT JUST PRETEND IT WAS WILD PITCH." "OKEYDOKEY." "LET'S GO." "[ Engine Starts ]" "WELL, MISS TATLOCK, I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR ME." "WHAT TIME DOES YOUR BOAT LEAVE TOMORROW?" "4:00." "I'LL TRY TO GET DOWN TO THE DOCKS TO SEE YOU OFF." "YEAH." "I'D LIKE THAT." "[ Vehicle Approaches ] I'D BETTER TAKE THIS TAXI." "[ Sighs ]" "MISS TATLOCK" "DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED IF WE'D MET SOMEPLACE ELSE?" "THE BAR AT THE COCONUT GROVE OR" "OH." "MAKE IT A CHURCH PICNIC EASTER SUNDAY." "[ Laughing ]" "YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A CHURCH PICNIC IN YOUR LIFE." "THAT'S RIGHT." "I HAVEN'T." "THANK BURNS FOR ME, WILL YOU?" " FOR WHAT?" " FOR THE INTRO." "HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM, WE'D NEVER HAVE MET IN A MILLION YEARS." " WAIT." " UHH!" "[ Sighs ] OH." "I'M SORRY." "I DON'T MIND." "¶ I HOPE YOU WON'T LET GO ¶" "¶ MAYBE YOU'LL LET ME KNOW ¶" "¶ THAT YOU'LL BE SADDENED LIKEYOU'VENEVERBEEN¶" "¶ REGRETTING THAT WE'LL LEAVE ¶" "¶ AND FOR A WHILE ¶" "¶ I COULD COMFORT YOU ORHOLDYOUFOR SOMETIME ¶" "¶ I NEED YOU NOW TOBEBESIDEME¶" "¶ WHILE ALL MY WORLD ISSADANDCRAZY¶" "¶ LONELINESS ¶ [ Vocalizing ]" "¶ EMPTY FACES ¶" "¶ WISH I COULD LEAVE THEM ALL INSOMEPLACEELSE¶¶" "GOOD EVENING..." "MR. WASEY." "WE REGRET THE NECESSITY FOR THE HOSTILE BEHAVIOR," "BUT WE DIDN'T FEEL YOU'D RECEIVE US CORDIALLY." "I'M SO SORRY." "I REALLY DO ABHOR THESE NASTY LITTLE THINGS." "YOU'D BETTER KEEP IT ON ME, OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASSES OUTTA HERE." "AS YOU WISH." "I'LL GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT." "AFTER DINNER-- WE WENT TO MR. TUTTLE'S NEWSPAPER..." "AND LOOKED UP "MEI GAN" IN THE MORGUE." "LOOK." "HMM?" "THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH BEFORE HE LOST HIS HANDS." "BUT LOOK AT THE HEADLINE ON THAT CLIPPING." ""DID THIS MAN LOOT THE ROYAL TOMBS?"" "IT WOULD APPEAR THAT MEI GAN..." "ADDED GRAVE ROBBING TO HIS REPERTOIRE OF ACTIVITIES." "WOULD YOU CARE TO GUESS WHO MEI GAN IS SITTING WITH?" " YOU TELL ME." " MY DEAR, DEPARTED FRIEND WALTER FARADAY." "WAIT A MINUTE." "THEY SAY, "THE LAST PHOENIX SCRATCHED AT THE EMPEROR'S GRAVE."" "SO IF MEI GAN ALSO ROBBED GRAVES," "THAT WOULD BE WHY WU'D CALL HIM THE LAST PHOENIX."" "VERY GOOD." "AND ONE OF THE GRAVES HE PLUNDERED..." "WAS THE TOMB OF THE EMPRESS TZ'U-HSI." "THE EMPRESS TZ'U-HSI WAS ALSO KNOWN BY HER FAMILY NAME-- YEHONALA." "YEHONALA." "[ Chuckling ]" "BOYS, I OWE YOU DINNER." "UM-- [DoorOpens,Closes]" "[ Wasey ] I'VE COME TO ASK SOMETHING ONLY YEHONALA WOULD KNOW." "WHAT TREASURES DID THE WARLORD MEI GAN PLUNDER FROM YOUR TOMB?" "DO YOU THINK I WOULD REVEAL TO YOU WHAT I HAVE TOLD NO ONE ELSE..." "MERELY BECAUSE YOU RESEMBLE SOMEONE I ONCE CARED FOR?" "NOT AT ALL." "I'M HOPING YOU'LL TELL ME SO I CAN CONVINCE SOME GOOD PEOPLE..." "THEY'RECHASING ARAINBOW." "THE DESECRATOR MEI GAN STOLE EVERYTHING." "YEHONALA'S PAINTINGS, SWORDS, SCROLLS." "MY PORCELAIN DREAMS..." "AND MY HEAVENLY GARDENS." ""HEAVENLY GARDENS"?" "A FLOWER GARDEN?" "A BOUQUET OF BEAUTIFUL VIOLETS." "STEMS" " EMERALDS." "THE BUDS" " RUBIES." "THE LEAVES" " DIAMONDS." " FARADAY'S FLOWERS." " YEHONALA'S FLOWERS." "FARADAY STOLE THEM FROM MEI GAN." "WALTER WAS PERSUADED TO RETRIEVE FROM A THIEF..." "WHAT ALWAYS BELONGED TO YEHONALA." "ALL RIGHT." "I'LL TELL MY FRIENDS ONLY THAT THE OPIUM DOES NOT EXIST." "YEHONALA HAS DONE ME A GREAT SERVICE." "SHEALSOMAKESME VERYSAD." "WHY SAD, WASEY?" "I'VEMETMEIGAN ." "HE'LL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET BACK WHAT FARADAY TOOK FROM HIM." "HE'LLCOMEAFTERYOU ." "MEI GAN CAME TO ME A YEAR AGO..." "AFTER WALTER DIED." "HE DID THIS TO ME." "HI." "[ Chinese ] OKAY." "[ Gunshot ]" "[HandleRattling]" "YOU'VE BEEN A MOST RESOURCEFUL YOUNG MAN." "I COMMEND YOU." "WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU." "HMM." "YOU'VE NOT ONLY MASTERED THE ENIGMA OF CHINESE MYTHOLOGY," "BUT, JUDGING FROM WHERE YOU'VE JUST COME," "I SUSPECT YOU'VE ALSO SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF THE HEAVENLY GARDENS." "IT WAS OPIUM I WAS AFTER, NOT JEWELS." "4:00 THIS AFTERNOON, I'M ON MY WAY BACK TO LOS ANGELES." "OH?" "HOW DO YOU INTEND TO TRAVEL" "BY STEAMSHIP OR BURLAP SACK?" "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING." "I ASSURE YOU, IF YOUR ANSWER IS "BURLAP SACK,"" "I CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU IMMEDIATELY." "STEAMSHIP, OF COURSE." "GOOD." "THEN YOU'RE FREE TO EMBARK..." "THE MOMENT YOU RETURN THE HEAVENLY GARDENS TO ME." "YOU KNOW WHO HAS THEM." "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET THEM?" "BECAUSE THE LADY IS IMMUNE TO MY METHODS OF PERSUASION." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE MORE SUCCESSFUL?" "I MEAN, SHE'S CRAZY." "SHE THINKS SHE'S AN EMPRESS." "[ Vehicle Stops ]" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Thunder Rumbles ] IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHEN TWO MEN CONCLUDE A DEAL," "I BELIEVE IT'S CUSTOMARY TO SHAKE HANDS." "DON'T BE IMPOLITE, MR. WASEY." "IT WOULD OFFEND ME." "[ Cracking ]" "NO OPIUM?" "MY SOURCE WAS SO RELIABLE." "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FARADAY'S FLOWERS WAS MERELY A BUNCH OF JEWELS." ""MERELY A BUNCH OF JEWELS"?" "JESUS CHRIST." "WOULD YOU-- TELL HIM WE'VE HIT THE JACKPOT HERE." "MR. BURNS, THOSE JEWELS CAN BUY MORE OPIUM THAN WE'VE EVER DREAMED OF." "WE ARE MISSIONARIES, MISS TATLOCK." "WE'RE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF FENCING STOLEN PROPERTY." "WE CAN'T TURN OUR BACK ON THOSE SUFFERING MEN." "SHE WON'T JUST HAND YOU THE JEWELS." "FROM WHAT YOU'VE TOLD US, THIS WOMAN'S CRAZY." "SO SHE'S CRAZY." "MAYBE SHE'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH" "MAYBE SHE'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH..." "TO BUY SOME SERMON ABOUT SAVING HER ARMY." "AT LEAST SHE'S WILLING TO MEET MISS TATLOCK." "[ Sighs ] WELL..." "IT'SHIGHLYUNCONVENTIONAL, BUTGO." "GO, WITH MY BLESSINGS." "HAS YEHONALA GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO MY PROPOSAL?" "I MUST ASK YOUR FRIEND A QUESTION, WASEY." "YOU SAY YOU WISH TO HELP MY COUNTRY." "WHY SHOULD MY JEWELS BE USED TO BUY THE OPIUM DRUG INSTEAD OF GUNS?" "GUNS CAUSE PAIN." "OPIUM EASES PAIN." "I STRIPPED THE EMPRESS OF THE ORIGINAL GLASS STONES..." "PAINTED THE JEWELS AND SEWED THEM ON." "A RUBY." "THANK YOU." "NOW YOU MUST GO." "YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE UNTIL YOU DISPOSE OF THE HEAVENLY GARDENS." "YOU'VE REALLY DONE A WONDERFUL THING, GLEN." " HOPE YOU ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY." " WHY WOULDN'T I?" "SOMETIMES THINGS LOOK DIFFERENT IN THE LIGHT OF DAY." "[ Motor Starts ]" "WILL YOU MISS CHINA DOLL, MR. WASEY?" " UH-OH." " OH, IT'S ONLY THE POLICE." " [ Gasps ] WHATAREWE GONNADO?" " GIVE OURSELVES UP, I GUESS." "NO, NO." "I'M NOT GOING WITH HIM." "HE'S A GANGSTER." "BETTER HOP IN, BIG STICK." "YOU GOT BIG TROUBLE." "HELP ME, JOE GO." "THE MAN'S LOST HIS MIND." "GO!" "GO!" "[ Shouting In Chinese ]" "STOP!" "WE'LL GET AWAY IN THE SAMPAN!" "[ Running Footsteps ]" "GOING SOMEWHERE, MR. WASEY?" "[ Laughing ] HEY THERE, GOOD BUDDY." "[ Clears Throat ] I WAS JUST LOOKIN' FOR YOU." "IT DID NOT APPEAR THAT WAY TO ME." "YOU WERE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS." "[ Laughing ] NO, NO." "NO, NO, NO." "THESE ARE NOT MY FRIENDS." "THEY ABDUCTED" "I'M RELIEVED." "I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK A HANDSHAKE MEANT NOTHING TO YOU." "NO." "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD, AND A DEAL IS A DEAL." "DEAL?" "WHAT DEAL?" "A VERY GENEROUS DEAL." "YEAH, A REAL BARGAIN." "SEE..." "I GET HIM THE JEWELS, AND HE LETS ME STAY ALIVE." "YOU DECEITFUL, JELLY-SPINED, BACK-STABBING BASTARD!" "YOU DIDN'T LEARN THAT IN BROOKLINE, MASSACHUSETTS." "NO." "I GOT IT FROM ASSOCIATING WITH-- WITH PRICKS LIKE YOU." "[MeiGan] ENOUGHOFTHIS!" "NOW,MR.WASEY," "YOU WILL KINDLY RETURN TO ME WHAT IS MINE." "BE GLAD TO." "I'M SURE IT WAS-- DID I GIVE IT TO YOU?" "NO, YOU RAT." "YOU TOOK THEM FROM ME." "YOU SHOULD PRAY YOU HAVEN'T DECEIVED ME." "PERMIT US." "HEY, EASY ON THE SHIRT." "THERE'S NOTHING IN IT, MEI GAN." "JUST PERSONAL JUNK." "FAMILY PICTURES" "A PICTURE OF MY MOM..." "DOG." "YOU OPEN IT." "[ Scoffs ] THERE'S NOTHING IN IT." "MY HANDICAP MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO TEST YOUR HONESTY." " OPEN IT!" " OKAY, BUT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME." "MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK." "MY MEMBERSHIP IN PEKING Y.M.C.A." "AND MY" " MY LIBRARY CARD'S EXPIRED." "DAMN." "AND MY..." "LONE RANGER BADGE." "SILK STOCKINGS." "[ Sighs ] YOU'RE NEVER LONELY WITH A PAIR OF SILK STOCKINGS." "HERSHEYBAR." "JUST SOME PICTURES." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S EVERYTHING." "ONE MORE COMPARTMENT, MR. WASEY." "NOW, I KNOW THAT THAT LOOKS PROMISING," "BUT THERE ARE NOTHING BUT MOTHBALLS IN THERE, I ASSURE YOU." "OPEN IT!" "[ Sighs ]" "SUIT YOURSELF." "[ Objects Clattering ] SEE?" "MOTHBALLS." "DON'T BE SORE, OLD BUDDY." "OKAY?" "THERE ARE JUST TIMES THAT YOU CAN'T GET WHAT YOU WANT..." "BYSTRINGINGPEOPLE UPBYTHENECK..." "OR BULLYING THEM INTO DOUBLE-CROSSING SOMEONE THEY CARE ABOUT..." "OREVENPULLINGOUT  THEIRFINGERNAILS," "YOU SORRY, SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH." "HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MEI GAN LIKE THAT!" "LIKE TIMING THAT SPEECH TO LAST JUST THAT LONG." "COME ON!" "[ All Shouting, Screaming ]" "[ Tatlock ] UH!" "I FORGOT I CAN'T SWIM." "[ Coughing ]" "[ Coughing ]" "I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU PICKED UP THE SHANGHAI SURPRISE." "YOU'RE SLICK, BIG STICK." "REALLY SLICK." "YEAH, THANKS." " TOO BAD THE JEWELS WENT UP IN SMOKE, HUH?" " BETTER THEM THAN US." "BETTER NEITHER." "OH, MY GOSH!" "GIVE THEM TO ME." "[ Tatlock ] JOE GO, CAN YOU TAKE US TO THE MISSION?" "I'LL DELIVER THEM PERSONALLY." " HEY!" " STOCKPILING IS GREAT, BUT ROBBERY IS BETTER." " THANKS, BIG STICK." " I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS!" "I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS!" "[ Laughing ]" "YOU GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME!" "SISTER, YOU'RE WHISTLING-- DIXIE!" "OHH!" "HOW'S THAT FOR A BALL GAME, YOU LITTLE CREEP?" "COME ON-- [ Screams ]" "GODDAMN IT!" "NOW WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "IF I'D HAD THAT KIND OF CONTROL WHEN I NEEDED IT," "I'D BE PITCHING FOR THE YANKEES NOW..." "INSTEAD OF SELLING CRUMMY PAINTED TIES." "[FootstepsApproaching]" "THANK GOD YOU'RE SAFE." "WE DID IT." "[ Tatlock, Wasey Laughing ]" " IT'S A MIRACLE." " HELLO." "COME ON, FELLAS." "NOT AGAIN." "DON'T BE OFFENDED, OLD BOY." "WE'RE ONLY LOOKING AFTER OUR OWN INTERESTS." "AND IT WOULD APPEAR OUR TIMING IS IMMACULATE." "HMM." "[Burns] BROTHERS," "IDON'TSUPPOSEANAPPEAL FROMA HUMBLESERVANT OFTHELORD..." "COULD MOVE YOUR SENSE OF COMPASSION..." "AND HUMILITY." "OH, BUGGER OFF, YOU OLD FART." "THAT'S A SHAME." "[ Martial Arts Yell ] [ Groans ]" "MR. BURNS?" "NO!" "[ British Accent ] THAT'S FOR TRYING TO STICK ME UP." "AND THAT'S THE TIME YOU NEARLY LEFT ME TO DROWN." "I-- [ Whimpering ]" "[ Both Groaning ]" "[ContinueGroaning]" "POOR WILLIE." "HE NEVER HAD A GIFT FOR LARCENY." "MISS TATLOCK, IF I WERE YOU, I'D SIT DOWN." "I THINK YOU'VE JUST WITNESSED A RESURRECTION." "NOTHING SO DRAMATIC." "PLUCKED FROM THE SEA BY A TIMELY FISHERMAN'S NET..." "AND A YEAR IN OSAKA TO PATCH MYSELF UP AND PLAN MY RETURN." "MR. BURNS..." "YOU'RE NOT MR. BURNS." "NO, MA'AM." "I'M JUST AN EX-OPIUM KING..." "WHO STOLE SOME JEWELS FOR A LOVELY LADY WHO REFUSED TO RETURN THEM." "SO I HAD TO SOLICIT SOME OUTSIDE HELP," "AND HEAVEN DEALT ME A WINNING HAND." "YEAH, ME." "BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY THAT CHINA DOLL WAS ONCE IN LOVE WITH." "RIGHT." "AND NOW, MR. WASEY, I DON'T WANT TO MISS MY BOAT." "WILL YOU KINDLY HAND OVER THAT TICKET THAT I GAVE YOU?" "I EARNED THAT TICKET." "HAND IT OVER." "THANK YOU." "NOW MOVE." "GO ON, BOTH OF YOU." "MOVE!" "NOW, JACK, IN YOUR BOX." "YOU TOO, JILL." "I CAN'T." "MY SKIRT'S TOO TIGHT." "GET IN." "HOLD ON-- GET IN!" "FARADAY, JUST ONE THING." "WAS THERE EVER ANY OPIUM?" "SURE, JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU." "A THOUSAND, ONE HUNDRED POUNDS." "ONE DAY, SOME LUCKY SAP WILL FIND IT." "SEE YOU IN CHURCH..." "SUCKERS." "GODDAMN PHONY MISSIONARY CON ARTIST!" "STOPSWEARING ANDGETUS OUTOFTHIS !" "YOU'RE THE EXPERT ON PICKING LOCKS." "OKAY." "HOW'STHIS?" "DAMN!" "JIGGLE YOUR CRATE." "IT'LL FALL OUT." "[Grunting]" "[ContinuesGrunting]" "MAYBE" " MAYBE I CAN KNOCK IT FREE." "[Grunting]" "[BothGrunting]" "[BothScreaming]" "[ Tatlock ] OW!" "OH." "[ Tatlock ] OF ALL THE INCOMPETENT, IRRESPONSIBLE, MINDLESS THINGS TO TO!" "AND I'M STILL STUCK IN HERE." "SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!" "OH." "WHO ARE YOU?" "I'M MR. BURNS." "YOU'RE NOT MR. BURNS." "MR. BURNS JUST TOOK" "WELL, SEE, HE WASN'T REALLY-- YOU'RE MR. BURNS." "AND YOU MUST BE MISS TATLOCK." "I WAS TOLD YOU'D BE HERE..." "WHEN I RETURNED FROM THE MISSION IN PEKING." "WE'RE EXPECTING GREAT THINGS FROM YOU." "GIVE ME HALF AN HOUR..." "AND YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED." "HEY!" "[ Groans ] I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY." "Y-YOU KNOW, MISS TATLOCK, THE HELPING HAND DISAPPROVES OF THESE..." "UM, EASTERN PRACTICES." "DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE TRIED IT, PAL." "[ Grunting ] [ Chinese ]" "[ Coin Clatters ]" "[ManShouting InChinese]" "[ Humming ]" "COME ON." "WAIT." "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "HE'S GOT A GUN." "YOU TWO MUST BE RELATED TO HOUDINI." "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER." "YOU'RE VERY WELCOME TO THOSE LITTLE BAUBLES." "REALLY." "I'M HAPPY FOR YOU TO HAVE THEM..." "EXCEPT I DOUBT IF THEY'D COVER THE PRICE OF A CHINESE DINNER." "DON'T LISTEN TO HIM." "HE'S TRYING TO TRICK US." "WE'VE ALL BEEN TRICKED." "YOU KNOW HOW TOUGH DIAMONDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE?" "ALLOW ME." "[ Moans ]" "YOU HAVE TO HAND IT TO CHINA DOLL." "IT'S THE THIRD TIME SHE'S OUTFOXED ME." "FIRSTSHEGETSME TOSTEALTHEDAMNTHINGS," "THEN SHE LEAVES ME TO MEI GAN AND NOW SHE HEADS FOR THE HILLS..." "A RICH LADY AND LEAVES ME WITH THIS BAG OF RUBBISH." "THEN, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PUSHOVER FOR SOMEBODY WHO CAN BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME." "YOUR TURN." "VERY THERAPEUTIC." "RID YOU OF A LOT OF FRUSTRATION." "LOOK,KIDS,IT 'SFINISHED HEREINSHANGHAI." "PARTY'S OVER." "IT'S TIME TO PACK UP AND GO HOME." "THERE'SPLENTYOF ROOM." "WECOULDALLBUNKTOGETHER." "OH, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "IF YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL GONNA FIND THAT OPIUM, FORGET IT." "FARADAY'S FLOWERS ARE JUST A WILTED MEMORY." " PERHAPS I'LL STAY ON HERE A WHILE." " [ Scoffs ] AND DO WHAT?" "I COULD GIVE BEING A MISSIONARY A TRY." "YOU MEAN, NO DRINKING, NO GAMBLING, NO WHORING?" "MY BOY, I'VE TRIED IT." "IT'S HELL ON EARTH." "[ Man ] ALL ASHORE!" "AH, THE LAST CALL." "ALL ASHORE THAT'S GOING OFF!" "ALL ASHORE!" "I'D BETTER BE GOING." "[ Tatlock ] I HOPE YOU MAKE A KILLING ON YOUR TIES." "MISS TATLOCK..." "FROM NOW ON," "I'M GONNA TRY LIKE HELL TO LIVE UP TO MY OBLIGATIONS." "BUT I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AT IT AS YOU." "GOOD-BYE, GLENDON." "YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION." "SHE'S A NICE GIRL, BUT WHO NEEDS NICE GIRLS?" "NOW, I'M GONNA FINISH MY SHAVE, TAKE A SHOWER." "THEN WE'LL BREAK OPEN THAT BOTTLE OF BUBBLY." "SHE'SRIGHT,YOUKNOW." "YOU'REGONNAMAKEAKILLING WITHTHOSECRATES." "WHATWITHMY CONNECTIONS INL.A.,YOU'REGONNABE ARICHMAN." "DOYOUHEARME?" "ISAIDYOU'RE GONNABERICH." "YEAH, I HEARD YOU." "¶ YOU GOT INTO MY LIFE ¶" "¶ I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUFOUNDME ¶" "¶ BUT YOU DID ¶" "¶ IT STOPPED ME HEADIN' SOMEPLACEELSE¶" "¶ TOOK ME A WHILE TO SAY ¶" "I'M GETTING OFF." "THERE ARE THREE TRUNKS IN THERE." "GET SOME HELP AND BRING THEM UP." "¶ BUT NOW I'M SADDENED LIKEI 'VENEVERBEEN¶" "¶ REGRETTING THATWE'LLLEAVE¶" "¶ SO, FOR A WHILE ¶" "¶ COULD YOU COMFORT ME ANDHOLDME FORSOMETIME ¶¶" "[ No Audible Dialogue ]" "TATLOCK!" "TATLOCK!" "TATLOCK!" "TATLOCK!" "MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!" "WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO STAY?" "I NEVER GOT YOUR FIRST NAME." "IT'S GLORIA." "COME HERE, GLORIA TATLOCK." "STOP THE BOAT!" "SOMEBODY!" "STOP THE BOAT!" "WILL YOU STOP THIS BOAT!" "I AM SORRY, BUT THIS BOAT DON'T STOP UNTIL WE REACH HONOLULU." "WASEY!" "WASEY, GET BACK ON THIS BOAT!" "WHAT IS HE DOING?" "GLENDON?" "MAYBE HE'S JUST UPSET 'CAUSE I DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE." "WASEY!" "[Ship'sWhistleBlowing]" "[ObjectsClattering] HEY, GODDAMN IT!" "[ Chinese ]" "A WILTED MEMORY, HUH?" "YOU SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH." "GLORIA," "IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD WAVE AND BLOW HIM A BIG KISS." "I WILL NOT." "HE'S AN EVIL, HORRIBLE MAN." "WAVEANYWAY." "THATEVILHORRIBLEMAN ..." "JUST SENT YOU THE BEST BOUQUET A GIRL COULD EVER WANT." "[ Laughing ]" "WAVE, GLORIA!" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Man ] ¶ I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOWI GOTDELAYED¶" "¶ I SHOULD BE SAILING TODAY ONA LINER¶" "¶ WAS KICKED IN THE ASS ONA DOCKAT YANG-TSE¶" "¶ IT'S NO WAY FORA MANTO SEECHINA¶" "¶ BUT I'M READY ¶" "[BackupSingers] ¶YOUMUSTBECRAZY¶ ¶ CRAZY ¶" "¶ANDYOUGOT NOMONEY¶ ¶ MONEY ¶" "¶BUTYOU'REATRYER¶" "¶ MY STRAITS ARE DIRE FROMTHEWOKINTOTHEFIRE¶" "¶ I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU BUTI 'VEBROKENMY CHOPSTICK¶" "¶ SOMETIMES THERE'S NO HOPE IN INCHASINGPROMISES¶" "¶ I WANNA LOVE YOU THOUGH IT COULDPROVETO BE UNWISE¶" "¶ SHANGHAI SURPRISE ¶" "¶ WHATEVER YOU'RE SAYING IWANTIT ANYWAYIN¶" "¶ BEEN HANGING 'ROUND FOR A RIDE ONYOURRICKSHAW¶" "¶ YOU MAY CORRECT ME NOWTHATYOU'VEINSPECTEDME¶" "¶ COME OVER HERE, LET ME FEELYOUCUTDOWNTOSIZE¶" "¶ OH, SHANGHAI SURPRISE ¶" "¶ MY STRAITS ARE DIRE FROMTHEWOKINTOTHEFIRE¶" "¶ I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU BUTI 'MNOTREALLYSOCIAL¶" "¶ SOMETIMES IT'S NO JOKE CAN'TCOPEWITHOPIUM¶" "¶ I'D LIKE TO LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT'SINYOUREYES¶" "¶ SHANGHAI SURPRISE ¶" "¶SHANGHAISURPRISE¶" "¶ SHANGHAI SURPRISE ¶¶"