"One April morning just after a rainfall..." "Give us yer money!" "My name is Hikaru Gosunkugi." "And I am on the verge of the most dangerous time in my life!" "We may look weird..." "But we're punks with reputations!" "So unless you want us to hurt you, hurry up and..." "Give us everything you've got!" "V-Very well." "Please, don't hit me..." "Here's... everything I've got!" "Why you...!" "...sneaky little...!" "You got guts, geek!" "Take this!" "And some of that!" "And a bit of the other!" "Stop that!" "What the...!" "?" "Who're you?" "Bullying that poor boy!" "You must be delinquents!" "It's just a kid!" "Scaring us like that...!" "Take us on, and you'll regret it!" "I'm Miss Hinako Ninomiya, and I punish delinquents like you!" "Sounds like fun!" "Let's go get punished!" "Run for it!" "You boys are far too young to take me on." "If you're a man, try acting a bit more dignified." "I'm probably dreaming all this!" "Hello everybody!" "Today I having big news for you all!" "Start today you having brand-new teacher." "A real VIP!" "Already she cleaning up 3 reform schools!" "Furinkan isn't a reform school!" "Yeah, but she's a woman teacher!" "The principal hired her, so she's gotta be worthless!" "Allow me to introduce..." "Miss Hinako Ninomiya!" "I'm Miss Hinako Ninomiya!" "You bad kids better watch out!" "W-What a cute teacher." "W-What..." "I-It's her!" "What a haul!" "Gimme back my gym shorts!" "You dirty old man!" "Who's old!" "?" "Can't you see my school uniform?" "The old goat's at it again!" "That old man never learns!" "Nobody's stupid enough to fall for the uniform trick!" "It's a delinquent student!" "Y-You idiot!" "You old letch!" "Take this!" "She's cute but she does some dumb things!" "You had that coming, you lecher!" "Don't underestimate us girls!" "W-Why, you!" "Once again you interfere with my life's simple joys!" "What an incredible battle aura!" "Outta the way, Teach." "Don't want you to get hurt." "It's a teacher's duty to deal with bad students!" "Don't be stupid!" "C'mon!" "Be a good girl!" "Don't talk to your teacher like that!" "Ranma!" "You've gone too far!" "Good Girl Exercise #1!" "Malice!" "Evil!" "Illness!" "Pain!" "Magic!" "W-What's she doing!" "?" "W-What the...!" "?" "Behold, delinquent." "The Anything-Goes Martial Arts ultimate technique:" "Good Girl Exercise #1, Happo Five-yen Satsu!" ""Anything-Goes Martial Arts"...!" "?" "She took him out with a single attack!" "That technique is incredible!" "Miss Hinako, what's your favorite food?" "Tell us your measurements." "Your phone number?" "You boys shouldn't make fun of your teacher." "Then at least tell us what kind of guy you like!" "Let's see." "He'd have to be a strong, powerful man." "Um, uh..." "T-Thanks for saving me..." "I am Furinkan High School's most puissant soul." "You shall date with me!" "To think I've already charmed the new teacher." "What a heartless individual I am." "Very well." "Shall we begin our date?" "I have no strength..." "Try again sometime." "As long as she's got that trick we don't stand a chance with her." "Miss Hinako!" "What is it?" "Could I talk with you alone for a sec?" "That darn Ranma!" "He's trying to sink his fangs into older women, too?" "Are you gonna stand for this, Akane!" "?" "Ranma's making moves on another woman again!" "It's okay." "They're teacher and student." "Nothing could possibly happen." "You're so naive, Akane." "Nabiki?" "The fatal pattern of love woven between teacher and student!" "The sweet immorality!" "An aphrodisiac once tasted, soon destroys both souls!" "N-Nonsense." "This is it!" "All I have to do is master that technique and I can beat the old goat!" "Mr. Saotome, wait up!" "I'm pooped!" "Let's take a rest." "She's a kid again!" "Don't be rude!" "I'm an adult!" "Somethin' to do with your trick?" ""Trick"?" "You mean the Happo Five-yen Satsu?" "Yeah, that's it!" "That "Five-yen" thing!" "I'd give just about anythin' if you'd just show me..." "I get thirsty after I run." "I guess so." "So, Teach, about that Happo Five-yen..." "Step right up!" "Get your balloons!" "H-Hey, wait a minute...!" "I'm sorry." "You were saying...?" "Well, about that Happo Five-yen thing..." "Isn't he generous?" "And he's never even bought me a can of juice!" "Teach, can you tell me about it now?" "Tell you what?" "Can't you remember ANYTHING!" "?" "You y-yelled at me...!" "l-I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have..." "Whaddya think you're doing!" "?" "What was that for!" "?" "I'm just tryin' to find out the teacher's secrets..." ""The teacher's secrets"..." "You PERVERT!" "Gee!" "You've got a battle aura!" "Are you a delinquent?" "No!" "Don't get mad, Akane!" "Do you think I can watch this without getting mad!" "?" "Ryoga!" "?" "Fool!" "You're engaged to Akane!" "You DARE put the moves on another woman!" "?" "I won't allow it!" "You're suddenly picking fights!" "You must be a delinquent!" "Uh-oh." ""Delinquent"?" "It's just that he..." "Good Girl Exercise #1!" "Malice!" "Evil!" "Illness!" "Pain!" "Magic!" "W-What is she...!" "?" "Is that five-yen piece the source of her power?" "Happo Five-yen Satsu!" "That's mine!" "My five-yen piece!" "With this, the technique that defeated the old man is mine!" "Right!" "Bummed!" "Bad!" "Sick!" "Hurt!" "I dunno how to use it...!" "You could never use the Happo Five-yen Satsu." "I know that voice..." "Old man, where are you!" "?" "I'm right here..." "What're you supposed to be?" "Waste paper?" "Ranma." "The secret of Happo Five-yen Satsu isn't the coin." "It's in her unique metabolism!" "She absorbs battle auras!" ""Absorbs battle auras"?" "Yes!" "The Happo Five-yen Satsu absorbs an opponent's aura rendering them incapable of battle!" "When she changes?" "She's consumed your aura." ""Consumed my aura"?" "Defeat the woman, for the sake of Anything-Goes Martial Arts!" "If you don't, you will surely be cursed!" "B-But how can I do it?" "I confer this upon you." "Hey, this is a...!" "I'm so sorry." "I mistook your intentions." "Naww..." "T'weren't nothin'..." "Miss Hinako, Ryoga's not a delinquent!" "He's honest." "He's kind, trustworthy, the kind of guy who's always considerate!" "Akane!" "It's Ranma who's the irresponsible one." "She's right!" "Ranma's the one at fault!" "He's got an incredible fiancée like Akane..." "But he's always chasing after other women!" "He's a Casanova!" "He's a coward who'll do anything to win a fight." "He's cheap, vulgar, stupid, and rude!" "And there's more!" "He's a cross- dresser who goes around in drag!" "I understand." "Ranma is the true delinquent." "He did steal my money." "He needs to be punished." "What's she..." "Miss Hinako?" "Pardon me for saying so..." "Yes, Miss Tendo?" "You've got bean paste all over your face." "It's all gone." "Was this it?" "Paging freshman Ranma Saotome." "Please report immediately to the Conference Room." "That was quick." "Look." "Something's up." "We can't let this slide..." "Let's go see." "Akane, let's go too." "No thanks." "Couldn't care less." "What d'ya wanna talk about, Teach?" "Ranma, yesterday you took my most valued possession." "Her most valued possession!" "?" "Valued possession?" "Valued possession?" "Valued possession?" "Valued?" "Valued?" "That jerk!" "What'd he do to her!" "?" "Took your..." "Come on!" "It was just five yen, Miss Hinako." "Just five yen..." "But it is five yen..." "And I punish those who don't value money!" "She's gonna try to absorb my battle aura!" "Defense #1:" "The Happo Five-yen Satsu drains one's battle aura." "Countermeasure:" "Never initiate an attack!" "So long as I don't emit a battle aura, she can't touch me!" "I gotta stay cool!" "You're good!" "Good Girl Exercise #2!" "Happo Fifty-yen Satsu!" "What!" "?" "What power!" "I'm not lettin' out any battle aura, but she's suckin' me dry!" "Even when you do nothing at all, I can absorb your aura!" "I gotta do somethin'...!" "Defense #2:" "Use the absorption block points!" "Apply pressure simultaneously to the five points..." "And you cancel the Happo Five-yen Satsu technique!" "Surrender!" "The points are on the back and chest!" "I have to try!" "You're mine now!" "Miss Hinako!" "A-A-Animal!" "You..." "You brute!" "Idiot!" "You're wrong!" "I had no choice after Teach attacked me!" ""Had no choice." Well, then..." "What's with the HAND!" "?" "Ranma, you pervert!" "Oh my god!" "Ranma!" "Wait!" "Akane, it's not what you think!" "It's a misunderstanding'!" "Making excuses while you're still touching her..." "You PERVERT!" "It's only natural." "Locked in a room with a hot teacher, anything could happen." "Bye-bye!" "See ya!" "Goodbye, Miss Hinako!" "Goodbye." "She's a dangerous woman!" "I've gotta stop her quick!" "With a frontal attack, she'll get my aura AND call me a pervert!" "That means I'll have to strike from the rear." "Now!" "Happo Five-yen Satsu!" "N-No good..." "How disgusting!" "He's a molester!" "I can't believe it!" "Hey, come check it out!" "I always knew Ranma was a creep." "Men are such wolves." "Not once, but twice!" "Can't lie your way through this one!" "To brazenly fondle the charms of a teacher in broad daylight!" "Ranma Saotome, you shan't escape my wrath!" "Kuno-Baby, you're just jealous." "N-No!" "I can explain...!" "It's all my fault!" "I'm just too appealing!" "Everyone!" "Mr. Saotome is a very lecherous young man!" "Cut it out!" "Say, did you hear about Ranma?" "I was there!" "Ranma's a molester?" "I guess his body isn't the only weird thing about him!" "He's a weirdo!" "He scares me!" "Yucky!" "Damn!" "Now all I can do is finish her off and clear my name!" "I gotta get to her block points without doin' anythin' perverted!" "Oh yeah." "I wonder what Ranma's up to this time." "You got me." "Akane, I know Ranma told you to trust him, but..." "How can he say that now?" "Why did you call me out here?" "Are you really Mr. Saotome?" "I understand your confusion, but I am Ranma Saotome." "Miss Hinako, I'm goin' to hit your absorption block points!" "So you better be ready for it!" "Remember that two girls touchin' each other ain't perverted!" "Not only are you a womanizer and a pervert!" "On top of that, you're a cross-dresser!" "You bad boy!" "Happo..." "Think again!" "Happo Fifty-yen..." "You can't beat me without your pocket full of yen, can you?" "Miss Hinako, en garde!" "No!" "Stop it!" "H-Hey, wait a minute, whaddya think you're doin'!" "?" "If you get at those block points we'll never see that incredible bod again!" "This is no time for that, you idiots!" "What is she up to now?" "No!" "Happo Basket-hoop Satsu!" "Watch out!" "Ranma!" "You're using US as a shield!" "No fair, Ranma!" "I hate you!" "That was a dirty trick." "So long as I have a round object, I can always absorb auras." "She can't go on stealing' people's energy!" "Happo No-yen Coin Return!" "Hurray!" "A bull's-eye!" "She's attacking with the energy she's drained!" "She just keeps coming up with new tricks!" "She's passable." "Ranma and Hinako." "I never wished to see my two disciples in a deadly duel." "How tragic!" "What did you say!" "?" "What's that mean?" "It started ten years ago." "Hinako has likely forgotten it by now." "I found the young Hinako at some monkey hospital." "Some Monkey Hospital" "Is that so?" "A frail constitution, eh?" "That's right." "Okay." "I'll show you an exercise that will perk you right up!" "Thanks, Mister!" "I applied pressure to her absorption points..." "And taught her therapeutic exercises." "Good Girl Exercise #1!" "Then one day, all our hard work paid off!" "It's a panty thief!" "Wait!" "You dirty old man!" "Now, Hinako!" "Good Girl Exercise #1!" "Malice!" "Evil!" "Illness!" "Pain!" "Magic!" "As she absorbed the nurses' auras, she kept getting healthier!" "Let's do it again tomorrow, Hinako?" "All I wanted was for her to get better!" "How tragic that she..." "So this is all your fault!" "Never a dull moment with you, Gramps." "I'd better end this." "Happo Fifty-yen..." "Oh no, he's gone!" "Where'd he go!" "?" "I can't get near her!" "I've gotta think of somethin'!" "Mr. Saotome!" "I found you!" "Uh-oh!" "Come back here!" "Forgive me, Akane." "Although the ends may justify the means..." "I tricked Miss Hinako into making mincemeat of Ranma." "A despicable act for a martial artist!" "I must do my penance on this far-off mountain." "Hey!" "Come 'n' get me!" "Stop running away, you delinquent!" "That was Ranma and that teacher!" "Wait up!" "I'm the one who'll defeat Ranma!" "Come back here!" "I hate havin' to run away, but I got no choice!" "Only bad boys run away!" "Happo Fifty-yen Satsu!" "I can barely keep up with him." "Happo Fifty-yen Satsu!" "Watch out!" "She's absorbing everybody!" "She's comin' this way!" "Run for it!" "Damn!" "Akane, Nabiki, RUN!" "Akane!" "Ryoga!" "Ryoga!" "Kuno-Baby." "Thank you." "Now look what you did!" "I'm not hidin' anymore!" "Come at me!" "So you're prepared for defeat." "Then, here goes." "Happo No-yen Coin Return!" "Mr. Saotome!" "This is the end!" "I'm done for." "Game over!" "That's it!" "You want my battle aura!" "?" "Then take it!" "Happo Basket-hoop Satsu!" "You mean...!" "Oh, NO!" "Battle Aura Absorption Block!" "You win, Mr. Saotome." "Of all my students, none have resisted as hard as you." "Miss Hinako..." "You've done well, Ranma!" "You did it, Ranma!" "We can't call you a pervert anymore." "It was nothin'." "And if you press the block points every day, for a month..." "She'll never absorb battle auras again!" "What was that!" "?" "Every day?" "You need to repeat it before results can be..." "That's right!" "The game has just begun!" "Let's do this again tomorrow, Mr. Saotome." "He has to go through this every day!" "?" "It's hopeless." "Every day, huh?" "Goody." "It'll be another beautiful day tomorrow!" "Whoosh, whoosh." "Rustle, rustle." "How did I get caught up in this?" "And so, everyone, Until next time..."