"Invader Zim Germs s01e04A (s01e07)" "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "What are we going to do?" "!" "In only a matter of hours the alien scourge will bring the human race to its knees!" "I know!" "Let's build a giant space station, evacuate all the people, and live among the stars!" "There's not enoug time for that!" "Can we build a small space station and just evacuate all the scientists?" "Allow me to make a demonstration." "Right!" "We'll destroy them with pepper!" "The aliens are allergic... to germs!" " Hooray for Earth!" " GIR!" "Earth is our enemy!" " I understand." " Stupid human propaganda!" "The very concept of a superior alien species being felled by something as pathetic as germs is sure fantasy!" "Do they really believe that could happen?" "Trying to conquer an alien world?" "Remember, never underestimate the small threats..." "like germs!" "Yes, germs." "Every planet has them, and many an invading life form has been thwarted by these invisible enemies." " It's true!" " So whether you are out conquering worlds or are just concerned about these tiny pests, make sure you're prepared with a pair of germ-spotting microgoggles." "Click here for a free five-second demo." "Neat!" "Now, let's see this mighty human threat!" "Demo mode activating." "Wasn't that neat?" "Thank you for trying microgoggles." "If you like what you saw, please order the full version." "Thank you." "Please wait for delivery." "So... much..." "filth!" "Let's go to my room, pig!" "I never even suspected that the battle for the planet would ever take place in my own fortress!" "Hear me now, germs!" "Prepare yourselves for destruction!" "The stink of clean!" "Why?" "!" "Another win for the Irken army!" "Clean lemony fresh victory is mine!" "Alright, see you later, pig!" "I'm gonna roll around the floor for a little bit, 'kay?" "GIR, what are you doing?" "Stop immediately!" "You're disgusting!" "Somebody needs a hug!" "No, no, no, no, no GIR, no!" "I'm gonna hug you!" "Nooooooooooo!" "The enemy, regrouping!" "Worse than I thought!" "I still got a hug in me!" "Not gonna get me." "Germs, chewing my squeedly spooch." "Not my squeedly spooch, you don't." "What about the mission?" "What about the mission?" "I should report in but the germs, explody germs." "So many germs!" "The mission!" "The mission!" "I have a job to do!" "I am an invader!" "I can't let these germs make me lose sight of the bigger mission!" "The school!" "The school will know I've been missing!" "They must be really suspicious by now!" " Hey, where's Zim?" " Hm?" "I dunno." "And I haven't reported to the Tallest in too long!" "They will be worried about me!" "Mustn't alarm them!" "Incoming report from Earth." "Zim." "You know we really should've given him a mission on a sun or a planet of broken glass or something." "Or one of those exploding head planets." "Yes, what is it now, Zim?" "Sirs." "I apologize for not reporting in, but..." "Excuse me." "All is going well, nothing too big to report aside from the usual..." "Would you look at the size of that one!" "No!" "No!" "I'm almost out of disinfectant!" "All hope will be lost if I don't get more!" "Never!" "But, I'm not giving up!" "I'll destroy youuu!" "And you, and you, and youuuuu!" "Did that scare you too?" "GIR!" "Pay attention, GIR." "We have to go to the store to pick up some more cleaning things." "I need as much as I can get, so you'll have to help me carry stuff." "You're still so germy!" "But it'll have to do." "I need to save some of this for the trip." "Come, GIR!" "Look, there it is." " Lemme try." " No GIR!" "The germs!" "My germ spray!" "GIR!" "Come back!" "Are you next in line?" "Horror..." "GIR!" "The disinfectant!" "Where is it?" "!" "I lost it." "Wanna bite!" "Wait a minute!" "There are no germs on this thing!" "Completely germ free!" "How is this possible?" "How can this be?" "You!" "Burger lord!" "How is it that this meat is so pure, so perfect?" "!" "Well, it all started in 1962..." "Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists at NASA began work on a germ hostile space meat to be used during long expeditions into deep space!" "Only recently has their hard work paid off." "As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now called" ""Operation Meat"." "Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry costumers poisoned by their burgers, the Mac Meaties corporation decided to try this miraculous space meat." "Not having access to that technology, we make ours out of napkins." "Ingenious." "This gives me an idea, greasy burger man." "Yes!" "A way around the germs!" "A way I can resume my mission and deal with the germ enemy without bringing any attention to myself!" "Yes, yes!" "The answer is in the meat!" "Give me all the meat!" "How ya doin'?" "Subtitles:" "Ainee"