"El Gato!" "2x01 - "Dragon"" "I am Puss in Boots, and I believe one solitary truth." "When it comes to being a hero, there is no such thing as too much helping." "Trouble lurks!" "Protect me, Felina." "Ha!" "En garde!" "Back, mosquito!" "Leave this man alone." "Hold still." "Ah-ha!" "Victory is mine!" "I am needed elsewhere." "What is the soup of the day?" "Hold your horses, Old Pajuna's goin' as fast as she can!" "Help has arrived!" "I will distribute these beverages for you." "I can't get this carrot out!" "Surrender, carrot!" "Ah!" "Help is on the way, amigos!" "Puss in Boots will eat a raw eggplant." "He does not care." "Puss in the Boots!" "What is wrong with you?" "What?" "I am helping." "Helping?" "If you want to help, you can go to the market and buy some lard." "Here." "Unless purchasing lard is too small a task for a hero such as yourself." "Ha!" "There is no such thing as a small task." "Only small heroes." "One of which I am not!" "I go!" "Hah!" "Here is a coin, in exchange for which I demand your largest container of lard." "Bigger." "Much bigger!" "Bigger!" " Hey, did you hear about the dragon?" " A dragon?" "Yeah!" "He's ferocious!" "It guards a massive hoard of golden treasure." "It has wings like this!" "And teeth like that!" "And breath of fire!" "I heard it burned down three villages in one day." "That's 21 villages a week!" "A thousand and ninety-five a year!" "Whoever will save us from this dragon?" " I will!" " Huh?" "I will ride into the desert and slay the dragon single-handedly." "And when I do, I will claim its treasure, making me, El Moco, the wealthiest bandido who ever..." "Not so fast!" "Run!" "Run!" "El Gato." "If anyone here is going to slay a dragon, it will be me." "But unlike you, I do not slay for treasure." "I slay for justice!" "Yah-ha!" "Would somebody please put my lard on ice?" "Thank you!" "Faster, Babieca!" "Faster!" "We have justice to deliver." "Like a mail carrier who delivers justice instead of letters." "If I do not return from this heroic mission, tell all whom you encounter tales of my legend." "Feel free to embellish." "Dragon!" "I have come to slay you!" "I am Puss in..." "Oh." "You are the dragon?" "Oh, you are not such a bad guy, are you?" "You are just a big softy." "Dragon!" "Time to die!" "Fear not, amigo." "No harm shall come your way on my watch." "Move aside, gato." "That dragon has a date with my sword." "Well then, it must be date night in... wherever we are, because my sword has a date with your throat." "Oh, really?" "Yes, really." "Ha-ha!" "Dragon, not now." "Let me out of here!" "I'll tear you apart!" "Ha!" "No chance!" "You stay there and think about what you did." "I'mgoingto killyou !" "Let me out!" "Hello, Babieca." "I will send someone to claim El Moco." "He has a very large bounty on his head." "Yes..." "Well, farewell." "And you are not as awful as everyone says." "No, no, you cannot come with me." "Nice try." "But I am the master of making that face." "See?" "You stay." "Fine." "We want lard!" "We want lard!" "Can I have a salad?" "I told you, we are out of lard!" "Then maybe we ought to eat you!" "Did someone say lard?" "Yay!" "Oh, thank heavens!" "Puss in the Boots!" "Look out!" "He followed me home." "Can we keep him?" "...and then I locked El Moco in the treasure chest." ""Let me out, I cannot breathe!" "It is so dark in here!"" "It was classic me." "I don't understand." "You see, the treasure chest had a latch and..." "No, I mean, why is that here?" "Oh, yes!" "The dragon." "Well, I rode out with the intention of delivering justice, but when I arrived, I was met with this old, sickly creature." "Why, just look at him." "So sad and scraggly." "I must help him." "Look at that face." "Who is a good dragon?" "Who is a good dragon?" "You are the one that is a good dragon." "Can we name it?" "How about Dragon Toby?" "That is no name for a mighty beast such as this." "We shall call him..." "Now all I can think of is Dragon Toby." "Dragon Toby it is." "Yay!" "You cannot keep a wild dragon here!" "They are dangerous!" "Oh, you say that about everything." "I do not!" "Yeah, you kinda do." "You said it about me, and I'm as sweet as pie." "Back off, Hamsack!" "Back, foul beast!" "Leave us be!" "You all underestimate the friendship between a cat and his dragon." "There is nothing to fear!" "The fates have conspired to bring Dragon Toby and I together, and I intend to nurse him back to health." "Because that is what a hero does." "I know just what you need." "Pajuna has the most hearty and restorative leche a sick dragon could ask for!" "Mm." "Wait here." "I will return." "Did you see the size of that dragon?" "Boy, he is so sick." "This isn't frothy!" "You'd better make that a double!" " Puss." " Pajuna, my old friend!" "How are you?" "Busy as a cow with two udders." "Two udders!" "An amusingly folksy expression." "So..." "I need a favor." "This should be enough leche, even for a dragon." "Hi, Puss!" "Ah, Artephius." "I am glad to see someone in this town taking a liking to Dragon Toby." "Yep!" "He pulled me down to the ground, and because I have a healthy fear of death, I let him." "Does the good boy want some leche?" "Look, like this." "It's like they say, Puss," ""You can lead a dragon to milk, but you can't make him drink."" "Whoever said that never met Puss in Boots." "This is going to be harder than I thought." "♪ Just a cat and his dragon ♪" "♪ It's not at all bragging' ♪" "♪ A pair as old as time itself ♪" "♪ Like a dog eating' a cabbage ♪" "♪ Or a cabbage carrying' baggage ♪" "♪ Or a duck way up high on a shelf ♪" "♪ Just a dragon and his cat Nothin' weird about that ♪" "♪ Go together like trousers and cheese ♪" "♪ Like a bottle of panthers who have all the answers ♪" "♪ To questions of Dutch elm disease ♪" "♪ Talkin' about a cat and a dragon is a very normal thing ♪" "♪ It's not at all very strange Are you really understanding?" "♪" "Aww!" "♪ Like a baby with a mustache ♪" "♪ Or a princess also with a mustache ♪" "♪ It's the greatest thing you've ever seen ♪" "♪ Yeah, it's the greatest thing you've ever seen ♪" "♪ Yeah, it's the greatest thing you've ever ♪" "♪ Seen ♪" "San Lorenzans, rejoice!" "We have healed our dragon." "Three cheers for us!" " Hip-hip!" " Hooray!" " Hip-hip!" " Hooray!" " Hip-hip!" " Hoo..." "Okay, boy, easy does it..." "Puss in the Boots!" "It is all right, he is just happy to be healthy." "I am certain he will not keep this up for long." "Fairly certain?" "Okay, that is enough, Dragon Toby." "Um, Puss?" "Oh, hello, Dulcinea." "Just taking the air with Dragon Toby." "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." "Some people in town were thinking that maybe it's time you bring Dragon Toby..." "A treat?" "A treat for good boys?" "...back." "What?" "We cannot bring him back!" "It would break my... the orphans' hearts!" "It was their idea." "He tore up my pickle patch!" "All that hard work, gone!" "I think he wants to eat me." "And he stole my whole green and scaly bit." "Without it, I'm nothing." "I admit, he has been a little over-exuberant since he started feeling better, but all he needs is some basic obedience training." "Here, watch." "Dragon Toby, sit." "I will work on it." "Dragon Toby, no!" "It is all right, Se?" "ora!" "I have you!" "Dragon Toby, stop!" "Felina!" "Did you see that?" "He listened!" "That dragon has to go!" "You are a good boy, Dragon Toby." "But it is time for you to go." "Ready?" "Easy does it." "Steady!" "Okay, everyone, grab the rope." "Dragon Toby!" "Sit!" "Sit!" "What is that?" "That is a very large dragon." "It ain't so big." "Lemme at 'im!" "No, you take Dragon Toby to safety." "Leave that to me." "You are a terrible driver!" "Um, hello." "Excuse me, hi." "Which one of you stole my baby?" "You mean Dragon Toby?" "He is no baby!" "He is old!" "His name is Ephraim." "He's one!" "What?" "If he is a baby, why did he not say so?" "Because he's a baby!" "Ma'am, I'm awfully sorry for the confusion." "We were only trying to help." "See how much healthier he is?" "Well... yes." "And because he seems to like you, I won't, you know, incinerate all of you." "You're welcome." "And you shouldn't stick your nose in people's business." "Come on, sweetie." "We're leaving." "Farewell, Dragon Toby Ephraim." "You have been..." "a good friend." "Who is cutting onions?" "You are getting onion waftings all over my eyeballs." "I don't do that, do I?" "What she said, the sticking of the nose thing?" "The mosquito!" "He has returned." "I told you..." "back, winged villain!" "Safe and sound." "And that's the last time Mama leaves you alone." "Puss in Boots!" "I can hear you." "Let me out of here so I can rip you apart!" "I will unleash a volcano of rage!" "Uh, never mind."