"[music]" "For the first time in our lives, there's nothing to worry about." "We're gonna live it up true Geordie style." "Spring in New Castle means one thing." "Guys are ripped." "Girls are game as a badger." "This is it." "We're living the Geordie Shore dream." "Bring it on." "Party." "Party." "Party." "Boom." "Geordie Shore is just going to be one massive party." "We get to be weekend billionaires all week long." "Bong." "Bong." "Bong." "I'm going to be in there like swimwear." "Geordie will always be partying." "If some ones trying to court you, I'd absolutely freak." "Everybody loves a Geordie way ay." "Bring it on." "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I am a Geordie girl with a VIP itch." "I should have a degree in pulling woman." "I would never kiss anyone without a six pack." "The hardest part I've ever done is doing hair." "I could talk the back legs off a donkey." "Dressed to impress, that's me." "I'm fair, I'm flirty and I've got double Fs." "¶" "This year is my year." "I'm 21, Geordie Shore, I'm going to be a complete slut and I'm going to put out." "This is going to be a complete cock magnet." "I like a proper butch man, like big muscles, nice golden tan but can't be as dark as me because that would be competition." "A bit leg, a bit cleavage but cover that." "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "You got fantastic figure." "You got massive chest." "You got lovely legs so show them off." "Boys love skinny girls but they also love the girls with a bit of tare." "And what I saw when I sleep with them it's called a big cushion for the pushin'." "I'm very much a daddy's princess." "I still get treated like I'm four-years-old." "You've got to be half-naked to pull a man?" "In New Castle, yeah." "[music]" "The hardest graft I ever done is do me hair." "I've never fell in love." "It's a full-time occupation smashing birds." "I'd say I'm probably, definitely one of the best looking lads in" "New Castle, if not England." "Geordie loves getting the bodies out." "To be honest what's not to like, full package." "This is me dad." "I live with him." "Looks after us." "When he's here, three hours a day or so." "I think his main job is the gym." "I want to make a guy really want me, really need me." "Probably just fuck him off anyway." "I can flirt with guys or girls, it's predominantly girls." "She's so lazy." "She'll just try to wrap them round her little finger." "It's much easier if she gets her own way." "Yeah." "Much easier for everyone." "To me, me family is everything." "All the lads are gonna love us, all the girls are gonna hate us, and I'm just ready for it now." "Get rigged." "I can not wait, I'm going to go wild." "I literally know pulling birds inside out." "And the minute I get their number to the minute I shag them, I know that situation inside out." "I've got a pretty good umm secret weapon." "Put it this way." "It's literally the same size as that." "Ready to rock." "Ready to pull." "Ready to ruin someone." "I'm probably the first person you'd warn away from your girlfriend." "I've definitely the reputation as a player, definitely." "There's no shadow of a doubt about that." "Ready for Geordie Shore, boys." "I personally, like, can't wait to get in; see what's happening, see who's there." "Just get the party started." "I just want to get in there, meet everyone, and just party." "The fanny wax basically is allowed to...is after all the fannies, do you know what I mean?" "And is getting in to all the fanny." "And, like, taking care of himself." "I like to do the..uhh...feminine side of things in life." "Only a true Geordie could take a pain like this." "Definitely not feeling a relationship in the air in the" "Geordie Shore house, like, definitely not." "Okay, so this is...uhh...me mum." "She pretty much looks after me clothes while" "I start look after meself." "If there's a bird in there that will do me wash, I'll...uh..." "let her do it, and...umm...pay her back in other ways." "I just want get in straight and see who's in there." "I could not believe it." "Oh my..." "Geordie Shore is beyond anything I could have possibly imagined." "Fuck off." "I feel like Goldilocks." "I slept with quite a lot of people." "Not loads, not like thousands." "I do think boys like me body." "I'm definitely shallow when it comes to boys." "If I had nicknames, me friends would probably call us an idiot, me ex-boyfriends would call us a psycho, and me family would probably say they just hate us cause I'm doing the hating." "21st century girl." "I'm on my way to Geordie shore!" "If I see a nice girl I like, I get my wing man to pull a fuck me and I'll go for her." "If the boys in Geordie Shore got a little cut vest on down to here I'll be ripping the piss out of them." "Everyone knows me as being really picky, but when I'm pissed it's a different story." "Like, the people in Geordie Shore particularly know who I am." "Everyone knows...everyone in New Castle...if you go out a lot you're gonna be well-known, and I'm a well-known person so" "I wouldn't be surprised if I knew a few people in this house." "I'm going to Geordie Shore." "The world better watch out." "This one is called Heidi, and this one is Audrina." "And whenever that song comes on and it goes, "Heidi, hello" "Audrina eat your heart out."" "These are the babies." "My party trick is being able to put a glass between my boobs and then drink from it, so I'll show it." "I mean, if a boy asks me if I got a boyfriend I'm gonna, obviously, straight up say I have a boyfriend but I'll probably just leave it until they ask me." "Everyone in Geordie Shore will be single to be honest and do what I want to." "Hello Hello, babe." "I'm Vicky." "I'm Jay." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Looking gorgeous." "Looking handsome yourself." "Do you want a hand with your stuff?" "The minute I saw Jay, I thought "wow"." "That's what I'm talking about." "I've only been in the house five seconds and Vicky's offering a drink already." "Proper Geordie bird." "King and Queen of Geordie Shore." "Here it comes." "Yes, babe." "I'm sweating so much." "I'm getting sweat lines." "I've got false tan on so that it will make a mark on me dress." "Then I will walk in and people will think I am a sweaty minger." "Oh, this looks cozy." "Maybe you should jump in here, Vicky?" "This is a million and ten percent the banging room." "Isn't it?" "Vicky looks absolutely stunning', do you know what I mean?" "My type of bird." "I'll share with you." "[Laughter]" "I'll share with you if no one else." "Sorted." "I've got to get him a drink straight away." "Get him to get a good look at me secondly and thirdly, get him into my bedroom." "This is my room." "Think I'm going to have a might as well declare this bed next to the wardrobe." "Keep me options open for a stunner to walk through the door." "If it turns out she's a minger, I'm going to grab Vicky and she can jump in my room." "[Laughter]" "Like their style, like their style of needing them boys." "I'm buzzin', first lad in the house, bring it on." "[Inaudible]" "Vicky." "Hi handsome." "You look nice." "So do you." "Thank you." "Then I opened the door and seen Jay and Vicky." "Vicky I met her at a house partying cuz I banged one of her mates." "So we decided to be king and queen of the house." "So what can he be?" "Like prince?" "Prince is good like." "I'm telling ya, prince is good." "Prince, how he gets all the funny." "First bedroom." "Whatcha think?" "Decent ...." "I seen bedroom number one and straight away I thought this one's for me." "Like dumbbells in the corner." "Can get a quick pump on every morning." "Mirrors to do me hair and stuff." "It's a Geordie lad's dream room." "I hope the girls are good looking, we'll be pulling --." "Was shitting me self." "Absolutely shitting me self, when I came in thinking what with the nasty ears." "Hi." "I'm Jay Don." "James." "And you're James." "James." "Nice to meet you." "Hey I'm Vicky." "He has the muscles and the tight top and I was like wow." "Is that your stuff?" "That's some of my stuff." "So you've already unpacked?" "I unpacked half of it." "So I have all me gym stuff and me hair stuff in there." "You never know though he might be nubbet." "Probably tired as I am." "Geordie Shore, key man." "Key man." "Fancy meeting you here." "Three men in the house." "Nice to meet you, I'm Charlotte." "Nice to meet you too." "Nice to me you." "All of the sudden I've seen Vicky." "I know Vicky from around town kind of thing but that" "Charlotte, first impression, good start." "Five of us all together now." "Already arrived." "Hi." "This suitcase is so heavy." "In walks Sophie." "You all right?" "First impressions, don't really fanc her." "All these stairs are going to get bloody mangy." "Lovely girl but I don't want her in my room." "And this is your room." "Geordie Shore House, my type of people, my type of house, let's fuckin' roll." "¶" "If the next person that comes in a lad, we're going to gang up and send him to your room so we've got the bed in ours." "You can fuck right up." "Jay's got to be bed hopping, a girl will go in there." "But it could backfire." "A lad goes in there, he's fucked." "Oh, definitely going to be a bird in my room, mate." "Didn't like her, like, she's fucking swamped with Vicky, mate." "[laughter] [cheering]" "Here we are, here we are." "People in here are fucking mad." "Seems like they're in my face, bang, bang, shots, shots, it's hit me hard because I'm shell shocked." "Greg's used the sorbet." "What?" "Used the sorbet." "It's the Geordie law, you've got to have a tan." "No true Geordie walks around looking like a ghost." "[cheering]" "High five." "[music]" "You're going to get with Vicky." "She's yours." "You're in there." "I think Vicky's nice." "You love Vicky." "Charlotte, whoever fucking bangs her, bangs her," "I couldn't give a fuck." "Every Geordie lad has to have a game plan." "I definitely like brought my a-game to flirt with" "Greg, a challenge." "He's absolutely adorable, like I might be head over heels for him already." "What things you like, what's your guess?" "Blonde!" "I think she's got to have massive tits, massive tits." "Yeah, massive tits." "Massive tits." "Not everybody's arrived and I'm absolutely wasted on yager bombs." "Oh my god, cringe." "[music]" "The proper mortal and I've got to live with them." "Are you kidding?" "They're sitting there like drums." "A drum?" "You're all sitting on the side like bores when you could come in." "That girl upstairs is the most annoying fucking person" "I've ever met in my entire life." "[laughter]" "Right now Vicky's looking a good bet, but there's still one last left." "I can already hear people screaming in the garden." "The sound absolutely mortal and I haven't even arrived yet." "[music] [cheering]" "I saw this bird, tits walked in." "Five minutes later face walked in." "Vicky, get your stuff, you're in with fucking me." "[music]" "We're wild." "She's got the Geordie tan and the lashes." "You'd have to be mad to go with her." "I'm so out." "Deal, deal." "Know what, mission accomplished, dodged the minger, got a little stunner in my room." "Bring on Geordie Shore." "[music]" "Them birds have only been in the house about an hour." "They're a mess." "Must be late." "[laughter]" "No." "James, I love you." "The one I really think that's got a problem is Sophie." "Get upstairs, get dry." "Away!" "All right." "I think she's a gob shade and she's dunny headed already." "[music]" "She's not even a Geordie." "She's a a smuggy." "Where are you from?" "Middlesburg." "This is not happening." "If you're from Middlesburg you might as well be from fucking Mars." "To be a true Geordie you've got to be born in Newcastle." "Sorry, I'll prove to you I can be a Geordie." "I'm from Middlesburg, obviously I do class myself as a true Geordie because it is more of a lifestyle." "You get pissed, you don't give a shit what people think about you." "I've got to be leaving." "You talk like a Geordie." "She doesn't look like a Geordie, she doesn't talk like a Geordie, she's new Geordie, she's not one of us." "[music] [music]" "People are being sick." "I've been here two minutes and I'm already holding some girl's hair back." "[retching] [music]" "Let's get Charlotte first." "Obviously me and Jay scope out the little shag pad." "It was a literally a four poster bed and it was like a perfect shag pad." "We keep a secret, we're the only people who know about this." "We can just bring a bird back up straight in to the right," "Vicky wouldn't even know about it." "[laughter] [music] [squeal]" "I'm keeping my options open, but Vicky's a little bit special." "I love you." "I think you're lush and everyone else seems to think you're a really good guy too." "So, you're just laughing." "Greg is adorable." "[music]" "Not to tell you, but I got a bit of a problem for the birds." "Any Geordie knows if the top's coming off, you've got to get your pump on like." "It's a little bit of work just to get the muscles pumping." "They're good lads, but not the sort of people I would get a drink with." "My mates are not like that at all." "Not my cup of tea so far." "Hey, -- oh gees, Christ, oh mate." "Can I touch it?" "Oh my God, it's harder than my tit." "I just look at the lads and I just thought, "What the fuck?"" "Seriously, they are hot." "He's impressive there." "No." "Going to the gym now?" "No, never." "I could tell they want to touch the body, he wouldn't like it, you know what I mean?" "I'll be ready." "I'll be ready." "Let's break out ski doors." "It's actually unbelievable, it's like 9:00, I've already put the two girls to bed, bring on the Geordie sex." "[music]" "Holly, Vicky's single." "They are, you must be." "Are you single or what?" "I have a boyfriend." "Oh!" "You must be mad letting a girl, especially with tits like that, come on Geordie Shore with four good looking muscly lads." "She'll probably get banged by all of them." "[squealing]" "Bikini!" "What did you tell him when you were coming here?" "I told him I am going for a good time for a couple of weeks." "We're like, "Oh, babe, I'm going in the house." "Just give me."" "Lads, I'm not trying to bang any of them." "She's got boobs." "Are you serious?" "[laughter]" "What is that?" "I feel so sorry for her boyfriend right now." "I'd like to meet him and see what type of lad he is, because if that was my lass, fucking be hell." "James, take one for the team." "Am I getting my tits out?" "Shit, I'm not getting involved." "[laughter]" "Apparently I got my tits out." "I can do what I want." "Independent woman." "He always says, "Look at my girlfriend's tits."" "And I'm like, "Woo!"" "You can bang me bird." "I'd love to meet him." "They don't think they'd let their girlfriends be the way" "I am, but that's just our relationship, that's why it works so well." "Me and the lads couldn't quite get our heads around it, we couldn't fathom it." "Her boyfriend said it's okay for her to do everything but bang someone?" "If you jump in bed with me, that's out of reach." "Yeah." "But if I stick my cock up ya, that's not out of reach." "No." "If I was her boyfriend, I wouldn't be too happy." "But if that's the way she wants to play, that's the way she wants to play." "I tell you what, you wouldn't be my bird, fucking any gents." "My boyfriend is extremely secure, so he's fine." "I've never been to Middlesburg, believe me, but I'm definitely not going now." "Oh, Holly." "Shit man." "Fucking hell." "Like who the fuck does she think she is?" "She doesn't know me." "She doesn't know my boyfriend." "It's our relationship, nobody else's." "Holly, fuck off." "No, don't do this." "[crying]" "Honestly, you're a lovely girl." "We've all agreed, we absolutely adore you." "We are a fam." "And like if what you're saying about your boyfriend is true, then we're going to be behind you 110%." "And Holly, I've never, ever, ever doubted you." "She's not real, she's not real right now." "She's just irritating the hell out of me." "[music]" "I've got the big lad or what?" "Holly didn't want to go to the girls' room because they're being sick or whatever." "So I was like, "You can spoon me if you want."" "Spoon is the best thing invented in the whole world." "I'm not used to not sleeping without my boyfriend, so it was quite nice to have somebody take me under their wing and say" "I could sleep with them." "Not like that, but you know, just in the bed." "I knew that for a fact if she gets in bed with us, it's game on." "Night." "Night." "Spooning turns into fucking." "That's what happens." "[music]" "I wasn't buzzing off." "You were buzzing off." "I got in the bedroom, the door closed." "And she started blaring orders about looking at Holly's tits or something like that." "All night you've been fucking snuggling up to other people." "And I thought, I can play that game because she was sitting like with Greg, like cuddling into Greg." "And James and Gary." "[kissing noises]" "I ended up tashing with Jay." "I think I vaguely remember." "She snuggled, see where else it will go." "Got Holly in bed." "She's stroking me on, stroking me stomach." "Within about five minutes she was down doing the job." "Obviously she pinky promised and said she was going to spoon, that was game over, the minute she agreed it was game over." "And it did." "Game over." "[music] [music]" "Oh, God." "Can you get everybody, please?" "From out of the blue some woman's turned up in our party house." "I got it, two seconds." "Came downstairs, this blondy standing there all dressed smart." "And I was like, "Hello."" "The place is a mess." "You're staying in it." "And the deal to let you stay in it is because you're going to be working for my company." "Apparently she's some big hot shot in town and everything she says goes." "You'll be doing launches, but you must keep this house tidy." "What she's saying, we've got to do promotions." "She's like, you're getting in a limousine." "Got to get dolled to the nines." "Sounds up my street, so I'm really excited." "So you don't turn up for work, or you turn up late, or like this morning, you really, really jeopardize your position in this house, guys." "It's our first full day." "We've all got to work." "It's going to be mad." "I'll leave you to your apologies and I'll see you all later." "All right, I've got an announcement." "I apologize to everyone for my behavior." "I heard I was calling people tramps, right." "I didn't mean to be nasty, I'm not like that at all." "It was nice that Sophie came and said sorry, but Holly kept a little bit quiet about what she'd done." "Hello, babe." "Got absolutely hammered, like and I mean I cannot remember anything from last night hammered." "I got my tits out last night, I hope you don't mind." "And I put champagne in between my boobs and everybody was like drinking from it." "Okay, got your tits out." "Are you mad?" "We'll see." "We'll see?" "I don't think so." "I don't think I did anything last night that my boyfriend won't be happy though." "Maybe not." "[laughter]" "If you want to get birds, you're going to have to be having a lot of competition." "So it's a daily thing, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday," "Friday, Saturday, Sunday." "It's a full-time job looking this good." "It's a religion." "It's got to be done." "Tonight." "I think tonight's going to be fucking awesome, it will." "Got four birds back." "It's a big night, we work topless, so we've got to be looking ripped to death." "We're just going to walk into a bar, tops off." "Fucking little bow ties." "And just be, I'll have you." "I'll have you." "It's going to stroke her." "I went to the gym to join in, but they just did their own thing." "Right, you come back, fridge full of beer, hot tub." "Just a girl, three drink bar." "You get your friends, you're off." "All they talk about is the gym, what they look like, how good they are." "If one of my mates talked about their lives, we'd be laughing at them." "They all do it." "They're different than me." "Kind of struggling a bit more, mate." "He's going to get a girl." "Just like fucking gods." "It's going to be a hard one." "[laughter]" "Looking like a ghost in Newcastle, that's never going to get you the birds, you need to have a tan." "That's going to be class." "Start with a pudding belly." "[laughter]" "Everyone's doing the weights, everyone's getting their pump on." "All the sudden Greg does two exercises, looks a bit pale and all the sudden he wants to go." "I feel like I'm like the outsider of that group." "Usually when I'm in Newcastle I'm not the outsider." "I'm the outsider because I'm not talking about straightening my hair, going to the gym." "We're going topless tonight and he's going to stand next to me." "I've got a 19 pack." "I hate lads that just talk about the gym." "It's boring." "It's meeting misery." "To be honest I'm thinking about leaving." "[music]" "If I was like with my mates in Newcastle, if we were here, we'd be like fucking getting pissed, be jumping about, be on the Xbox now." "Not talking about the gym." "I've got to have fun." "It's boring." "I'm bored." "He's probably got far more interesting things to say, but they just don't care." "I don't even want to be here." "I really don't want you to go like." "That would be so like." "Just how they do it." "I know exactly what he's going through and I don't want him to leave." "Because then why should I stay?" "He wants his friends." "He wants his family and he wants to be himself." "[music]" "Oh my fucking God!" "No." "So, it's a first job for Anna and we're all nervous because we've got to make the right impression for her." "No." "Yeah." "That won't even go on me left leg." "We've got our uniforms for the jobs." "I love these." "i was really excited about them." "And everyone was like, "I'm not going out in these."" "We're not covered in superglue." "I'm not going to fuck right off." "I'm not wearing that." "I'm going to look like a fat big market slag." "When I seen the uniform, the bow tie and the little outfit." "I thought, "It's going to be a laugh."" "Fuck, did she say down?" "It won't even, it won't close." "Uniforms were fucking ridiculous." "Who gives a fucking girl who is a fucking size F a D cup?" "Best thing ever in this world invented is Veet." "Smooth as fuck, man." "Veet's the future." "They've got to wear the collars and cuffs." "They'll love that attention." "It's not for me though." "This is like right up my street." "I'm ready, I'm loving it." "I want to see it." "Hey." "Woo!" "All the girls just came down ready for work." "They're all looking okay." "However, Charlotte looking mint." "Woo, let's go to work, let's go to work." "Let's go!" "Whoa, whoa, where is Greg?" "Where is Greg?" "He told us he'd been upset all day and he was missing home." "He felt like an outcast an all." "I thought that he might have actually gone." "[music]" "We're a man down for work." "There's only three." "So we've got to put the effort in and make a good impression for Anna." "If you can just give it to as many people as possible." "Get them on board the busses for hire." "I had to go out there, get people into the limo." "They can have a drink." "They can have a little bit with the guys, the guys can have a little bit with the girls." "Just have fun with them." "[music]" "We got in the gear and it was a total cock fest." "It was full of lads." "Just ugly lads." "[music]" "We just expected to grab people on the party bus, show them a good time." "Horse the fuck out of the situation." "[music]" "Rushing while you wait, lads?" "While you wait?" "This isn't work, this is an excuse to pull birds and that's what we do." "You've got nice eyes." "Get in the bus." "Anyway." "[laughter]" "Free night, jump on." "Didn't like him at first." "Now as the day is going on I think, you're quite nice." "[music]" "Last night I seen Vicky on the way out and I told her what I was thinking." "I said, "I'm not sure if I'm going to stay anymore."" "We're going for a lunch and see what happens." "Might be enough, might not be enough." "[music]" "I'm really glad you came today." "It's just me." "It's crazy, isn't it?" "It's 100 miles an hour all the time." "I feel like me being in there, like that is wild." "We're like normal in the day and wild in the night time." "It's not normal." "I'm just like." "When it comes to Greg he's got that sensitive side." "He's got a little bit mysterious and he's pulled the whole wounded bird thing on as the day and just had us bubbling." "So he's got me wrapped around his little finger." "And he better fucking stay." "You know what I want to do tonight?" "Go out with Holly?" "Definitely not." "What?" "I want to get out of town, fuck it." "Don't you fancy her?" "Tonight we'll see the true Greg and see the snake come out and do what I do best, get some girls, chat some girls up and have some fun." "We'll see what happens from there." "It's important for Geordies to look their best, girls, boys, whatever." "It's a tiny city, it's a busy scene." "You're constantly, constantly under scrutiny." "I'm getting off on Riverside." "I think we should all bring someone home each and party in the shag room." "Yes." "We don't have to shag." "Something's going to happen between you and Gary." "Very intense, I'll put money on it." "Nah, nah, we'll have none of that." "Will not be doing none of that." "She can deny it as much as she wants, but Charlotte is all over" "Gary, she wants him." "Are you going to put out and, you know what I mean, just general crap." "And Gary want, I'd be happy just banging Charlotte." "You just said that." "I swear to God, I swear to God." "I can't be dating boys you want to have sex with." "[laughter]" "I don't want him to fall in love with me." "[cheering]" "We're going in Riverside." "First chance to get a nightclub where there's guaranteed decent birds." "So to be honest it's guaranteed top of the line." "[music]" "We turn up at the club." "Massive cue, we walk straight in, straight in VIP." "Kicked back bottles of vodka." "Got the party started straight away." "So soon we're in the club, banging music." "Yager bombs down, gone." "This is a shit nightclub." "Everyone's excited." "It's the first big night out, we're at one of the best nightclubs in town." "And then in the day we're all weekend millionaires times a billion." "[music]" "Tap, tap." "Had a bit of a crack on with Gary, nice one." "A lot of girls kicking about." "I've done pretty much all the pulling since we came in the house." "Gave our lads a chance, had a look left." "Charlotte's looking nice." "She's all dolled up." "I thought, if I can get in there now, I can bang her." "So, she's always going to be there for the rest of the time in the house." "I'm sure made a pact, like we have a jacuzzi bath or something." "That's what we agreed to do." "She needs to not get hooked up." "If there's no good looking people," "I'm going home with Gary." "I would buzz if she played Gary." "What a twist that would be." "If she managed to muck Gary and got him like a little puppy dog," "I'm loving that." "I would buzz off that." "You know, Jason and me." "Jason and me." "I want him now, I've got a graft farm." "Graft." "Proper putting elbow grease into it, elbow grease in this situation." "[music]" "Her body is amazing." "She's a pretty girl." "Obviously not the prettiest." "But crack wise and her banner, it's absolutely amazing." "[music]" "Straight away Gaz is in there like swimwear all over Char." "[music]" "Jay, Jay, Jay." "[cheering]" "I was only in the club for about 20 minutes and bang, the magic was back." "Greg bossed it." "Absolutely so proud of him." "I thought I would be a bit jealous, but I was thrilled to ribbons for him." "He was just bosh, bosh, bosh, napkins out, numbers on, lipstick kisses and call me." "Tap, tap, baby." "[music]" "They just kept coming and coming." "My nickname is snake because I'm a snake with the birds." "Snake is back in the building." "[music]" "One big happy family now." "I wasn't going to go back with him, honestly." "I just couldn't find anyone better." "[music]" "I really fancy Gary." "But then it's not just fancying, I think I'm starting to like him." "How long am I going to be able to stay away from him?" "I don't even know." "She is in the palm of my hand." "It is awkward because I'm the only one with a boyfriend." "and I don't want to go up to people and be like, let's tash, let's tash and be like that." "Girls together." "I feel it." "Why?" "I just don't think, I don't mean it intentionally." "They're all like buzzing off each other and stuff." "No." "It's never me." "I know everyone's mad at me." "It's not that at all." "It's a bit awkward." "I felt proper lonely." "Promise, don't you dare cry by yourself, that's wrong." "[music]" "I'm going to have a jacuzzi bubble bath or something." "That didn't happen though." "I just went back to the room, the shag pad." "[cheering]" "Let's get it on." "I was like the Grinch." "Just smash your fucking face in." "Boom!" "It was like my forearm." "[music]" "[Captions provided by US Captioning Company]" "In about, I would say, five minutes she was down doing the job." "I feel so sorry for her boyfriend right now." "You're gonna get with Vicky." "I'll admit it, she's yours." "The minute I saw Jay, I thought, wow." "Looking gorgeous." "Very handsome yourself." "She's absolutely stunning." "Do you know what I mean?" "If you don't turn up for work, or you turn up late, you really really jeopardize your position in this house, guys." "This year is my year, I'm gonna be a complete slut." "One big, happy family now." "Gaz is in there like swimwear all over Char." "She is in the palm of my hand." "[Music]" "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. Itch." "I should have a degree in pulling women." "I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack." "The hardest graft I've ever done is doing hair." "I could talk the back legs off a donkey." "Dress to impress, that's me." "I'm fake, I'm flirty and I've got double F's." "Geordie Shore, why aye!" "[soft techno music] [soft techno music]" "Last night I found me self a lively guy." "I like attached on to everything." "Desperate for a bit of action." "I don't know what's happened, I'm the first girl to shag on Geordie Shore." "Day fucking three." "I think the year of the slut has actually begun." "Get in." "Gaz and Charlotte spent all morning in bed?" "Come on." "Aye, Aye." "Gary is a sex machine, and I think I'm probably one of the only girls who have ever not given sex." "I have a secret weapon and it does drive the girls wild." "It's me muscle cock." "Oh geeze." "When I got the secret out, she was like, like amazed." "It's like a parsnip, that's what I said it was like." "That's the kind of parsnip I've been." "I've been a vegetable combination," "I've been the biggest and best." "He was swinging it about in the bedroom, I thought I he was going to smash the walls down." "Bosh, Bosh, bosh." "Like bang, bang, bang, bang." "I thought everything was smashed out, I thought we were gonna fall out, like fall out the roof in there." "Some girls take two years, some girls take two weeks, some girls take six months." "It will happen, it's just a matter of long a graph it will take." "[Bedroom chatter and laughter]" "Is that how, are you fucking right now?" "Is that all you're doing is shagging?" "Awe can I see your cock now?" "Oh yeah, let's see." "[screams] [music]" "I was like, "What the fuck is that?"" "I've never, and I've seen a lot of cocks in my life, and I've never seen anything like that." "It was like my forearm." "Everyone's seen it now, so the secret is out." "It was huge." "Never seen that, I would be scared." "[music]" "No matter how mortal I was last night, I knew me and James had to get up early and do a shift for work." "I just jumped out of bed, I didn't know what time it was, run down to speak to James 'cause I knew he'd, he said he was gonna set the alarm." "Looked at the clock and I think it was about ten to eight on his alarm." "I was like "Look, we need to get up, work."" "Fuckin ten to eight?" "Fuck off." "[laughter] [alarm bells keep ringing] [phone rings]" "I knew it'd be Anna straight away." "Hello?" "Is Jay there?" "Hi Anna, it's James." "Where are ya?" "I think we'll be two minutes, literally two minutes." "Me and James are right, we're ready here." "We're just about to walk out the door." "Did I not say 8:00 a.m., don't be late?" "Ah, you did, you did." "We're really sorry." "We'll be literally two minutes." "No, if you're too late to start, listen I'm absolutely fuming." "Honestly, don't tell Jay all right, I was blaming the alarm clock for not going off, but really I was all pissed up," "I forgot to turn it on." "[laughing]" "I'm really disappointed." "Anna, please." "You've let me down, you've let me client down." "You can't be late for a job." "I'll call you later." "I'm gonna have to let you go." "Anna, please, give me two minutes." "Bye." "Fucking hell." "Yeah, James." "Anna's just absolutely foaming." "[music]" "It was just, we ended up getting too pissed and didn't set the alarm properly, so it's my fault." "I don't want Jay, well he kept saying that he could have set the alarm as well." "By seeing his willy, it is absolutely huge." "I was like keep that thing away from me." "He's put a girl in the hospital with that you know?" "I think he punctured her lung or something." "Direct in the bongo, 'cause I couldn't lie in bed with a bird and not bang her." "She said she didn't do it though." "I asked, like I asked her that too, I asked," ""Did you bang him or not?"" "And she's, she's dead, and she put her book down and she just went, "No babe I swear, but I seen his willy and it's massive."" "[laughter]" "I've never seen it." "I've got no desire to ever see it." "If he ever gets it out in front of me I'll be mortified." "[music]" "Being in this house is a bigger test for me and Dan's relationship." "A lot more than I thought it actually would be." "I mean obviously the things that I've done, and some of the things that I've said, I'm not particularly proud of when" "I have a boyfriend." "Did you miss me last night?" "Yeah." "Did ya?" "You know I do." "Awe, promise ya, I was crying again last night." "You should definitely come over one time, 'cause like, we've got like a guest room and stuff and it's got like a four poster bed the lads keep shaggin in it and stuff, but we keep changing it in there." "But if you come down we can stay in there and it'll be fun." "Can we?" "Yeah." "Sounds good to me, just let me know when I can come down and I'll be there." "Will do babe, not a problem at all." "Love you." "Love you, bye." "[laughter]" "Love you, bye." "My boyfriend Dan said that like I can kiss other lads while I'm here, but on the first night I ended up in bed with Gary." "I just can't remember a thing and I really wish I could so" "I could be open and honest about it." "So are you, are you allowed to do what you want, but he's not?" "Uh, no, I mean I'm here, he's at home." "Like, well, no, I don't know." "[laughter]" "So you're allowed to suck Gary's [bleep]?" "No, no." "If I've done it, I'll admit it, I'm a prick." "If I haven't then I'm still a prick for getting in to bed in the middle of the night, so either way I'm an idiot." "He's a liar then?" "Yes, he's a fucking liar." "Is he?" "Yeah!" "No definitely." "We decided on going out and have some fun as a group." "The whole situation with me and Vicky is something you make of teenagers, she's good as a friend." "I hope Jay's not, got something to prove now 'cause I made a lunch date with Greg." "'Cause me and Greg are mates." "I think her and Jay, I think they hit it off like." "I'm stuck in each others beds every night since we've been here." "Just having a cuddle and everything." "We're playing like a little husband and wife role at the minute." "Vicky pulled us aside and was asking us about like what's gonna be happening?" "Am I gonna be bringing anyone back, do I plan on bringing anyone back, do I want to bring anyone back?" "Do you mind if I brought someone home then?" "Like I really, really like Jay." "He's handsome, he's my type." "And he looks like he could handle himself." "And he feels like a real gentleman as well." "Are you planning on bringing someone back like?" "I didn't want to do anything to rock the boat." "And I don't want to do anything to upset him." "I hope he feels the same way." "Don't go having sex with someone in the bed next to us." "Am I clear?" "You're clear." "Yes, ma'am." "[laughter]" "She can do what she wants, I can do what I want." "She is good looking, but it doesn't mean that anything's gonna happen." "[music]" "Walk through the door, and there's like this note on the table from Anna and it's like, it's an angry note." ""Came around to have a chat with Jay and James, you were all out again." "Place is a mess, guys." "We need to have a serious chat." "Not impressed." "Anna."" "Shit, I hope this doesn't mean that we're gonna get booted out." "She's mad cause the house is a mess, angry 'cause she's been calling around a couple of times when not in, and then obviously she was absolutely raging about Jay and James not turnin' up." "At the start we were still a little bit pissed this mornin', thought of it as a joke, as the day's gone on now I think we'll actually start panicking, it is getting a lot, a lot easier." "I think she's being a bit harsh there, like nothing was wrong." "Like it was mine and James's fault, I'll hold my hands up to that but to kick us out, I think she's probably taking it a little bit too far." "Made a little bit of a mistake but we definitely don't deserve to go home like." "[music]" "The lads are on a bit of a downer like, 'cause we might be going." "But either way, to cheer the lads up in the house is to have birds." "I've got loads of birds numbers from last night." "Let's get it on." "Can we ring them?" "Time to get moving?" "Yeah, so what we'll do is..." "Can you see him?" "He's got them in his pocket." "Come on lads, let's do it." "Just leave them." "I'm the oldest lad here, so I thought it's time to educate them." "So we're gonna go out, get their numbers, wine and dine them, make them feel special, shag them, then dump them." "Let's try to cook them a meal and that." "Never, ever." "Hey, what are we gonna cook, man?" "We have some wine." "Cham is not wine." "Bovine." "Wine, steak, hot tub." "Bang." "Me and the guys are like learning things from Greg." "'Cause like usually we just go on a night out, we'll pull a bird, we'll get them back, we'll bang them." "My technique is more just like, you're in, you're out, you felt up the crack, you're done." "To wine and dine and champagne will have to be a really, really special person." "I wouldn't need to wine and dine Charlotte." "It's already sore." "Oh hey, I'll ring them now, yeah?" "Play it cool Howard, play it cool." "I'm making sure that the snake is ready to do it," "I'm gonna get four birds around." "We're gonna wine and dine them, make them feel good, and then bang them." "Hi, is this Harriett?" "It is, yes." "Hi Harriett, it's Greg from Saturday night." "Oh hello, how are you doing?" "All right, yeah, you?" "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks." "Um, what are you doing tonight?" "Um, I'm not doing much really." "Well me and the boys are going to cook some food and get some drinks, if you fancy that like." "Oh yeah, that would be really good." "Do you want us to spend all me money on food and stuff?" "No." "I just wanna go out and get them pissed and get them back and just bang them." "About, we'll say about 9:00." "Yeah, 9:00, that'd be great." "All right cool." "All right, then." "All right cool, we'll see you then, yeah?" "Okay, bye." "[guys cheer]" "Hey, good job." "There's one, who was that?" "[laughter]" "One down, three to go." "[laughter]" "Top, top." "Awe, cheers the fucking bad hand." "I reckon Vicky's gonna kick off without a doubt and I reckon" "Charlotte's gonna be kicking off with Gary as well." "You can't tell them." "Like they cannot find out." "Yeah, what are you gonna say?" "They'll go nuts." "Especially if these birds are like fit and all blonde." "Tonight is a tricky one with Charlotte." "Is she worth waiting for?" "Is it worth cuddling like fancy the offs of her?" "So I'm just gonna go to the floor tonight." "It'll be interesting to see Charlotte's face." "[music]" "So what about you and Gary?" "Me and Gary, nothing." "I could use that kiss sometimes but that's it." "But what if he brings a lass back tomorrow?" "And I'm bothered, I don't care." "And he's constofting and like it ain't like me and Gary's gonna get married now 'cause there's already a married couple in the house." "Ohhhh!" "Like I really, really like Jay." "I think he does fancy us." "But at the end of the day, Jay's still a lad." "I don't know how I'll react if he brings a bird back." "We'll just have to, we'll just both have to play it by ear won't we?" "I'm really worried about Vicky." "I think like she might be keen on Jay than what Jay is for her." "[music and laughter]" "We're all having a couple of drinks and Charlotte gets the brilliant idea of making a punch bowl." "[music]" "Just having a couple of drinks, chilling out." "I don't want to say the lads were absent, like it took them a while cause we were a bit tipsy." "[laughter]" "They're gonna be smashed by the time them girls come around." "Yeah, we'll weigh them up man." "We'll pretend we're coopin for men, get the candles, they'll be absolutely buzzing, then foreplay's out the door." "'Cause then we come with champagne and the birds are just like, is that for us?" "Am I?" "Hmmm." "[laughter]" "I got Charlotte there, this is me, go get ready upstairs." "Ding dong." "[laughter]" "It's gonna be a problem later but the girls haven't got a clue there's gonna be four good looking blonde girls tearing up." "We rock out all dressed up for the night." "We got the table, table set, we've got champagne, candles." "I've never done that for a girl in me life." "What we're gonna say?" "There's gonna be candles on the table." "What will we say, we're just having..." "We'll say us four are just having..." "Just say it's a lads night." "A lads night with candles?" "[laughter]" "They know exactly what sort of lads we are." "Fucking candles." "What's the time Gary?" "Five after eight." "Fuck." "Yeah, we better get a move on." "[chatter]" "We haven't even gone the full way yet." "If I did go the full way it could get very complicated and Charlotte could turn and be very possessive." "Greg come here." "[girls chant Greg's name] [chanting] Get your cock out." "Get your cock out for them lassies!" "Get your cock out for the lassies." "We're pacing ourselves, Gregory." "Would you like to get involved?" "Go ahead, get a cup." "I've gotta, I've gotta jump in the shower." "You had a shower before you came bowling." "No." "All them had a shower before they came bowling." "Fucking liar, man." "Are you having a shower again?" "Yeah." "Greg's having another shower." "Why?" "Something's kicking off here." "They're definitely up to something like, but we left them to it." "We all ended upstairs trying on clothes for like, for marvel, and get my face masks on and everything." "Like it was no skin off our nose, you know what I mean?" "You all got 20 minutes." "[laughter]" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Shaving." "I gotta be smooth for the birds." "[piano music] [piano music]" "Everything's going as planned." "Our girls haven't got a clue what's going on." "[door bell rings] [girls chattering]" "I love the jacuzzi." "So we're all upstairs just doing face masks and everything, just chilling out with the girls, and we hear all this girly giggling screeching and typically female behavior." "[girly chatter]" "They literally walked in like, like, you know like, um them blonde things in like heels and like dresses and proper curly rolled hair." "Like oh we're going to the Geordie Shore, we're gonna boss all the other lasses." "Why are they doing this?" "Fucking bellends." "I knew there was something going on." "I don't know if the guys even thought about it really before, but I think all they're worried about is getting their creep on." "I feel like they got them back on purpose to make us look fucking unrank." "Drink!" "I bet you're a proper charmer." "What?" "He's a charmer." "You're a player." "Oh yeah, baby." "Player." "[laughter]" "But we're pissed off, don't get us wrong but we didn't want to show the lads we were the slightest bothered." "So we stayed in our room all night and left the apartment to ourselves." "Cheers!" "So, Greg." "Greg is doing an amazing job because he's cooked mushrooms." "It's fucking good." "Yeah, dinner's like, it's amazing." "Greg, can I just tell you this one thing?" "I feel like me steak's still alive." "You said you wanted it rare." "I love it red, but I like it dead." "It's not dead yet." "They were all like girls that he pulled in the bar so I let him have first choice." "He was gagging for a girl." "She was giving him all like funny looks like eye contact and stuff and like pouting her lips and stuff." "It was like guaranteed Greg was going to bang her like -- [music]" "I see you all right in the mirror." "I'm gonna show her around." "The candles, the champagne were the massive touch and they fell straight into the trap." "And straight away it was a race for the guestroom." "So I just grabbed my stray, I wasn't messing around." "I took her straight in there and did the business." "Fucking guest room." "That fucking..." "And then about 20 minutes, half an hour Greg was in the guest room doing what he does." "Just snaking straight away." "So I'm pleased, I think Greg really wanted that," "I think it's loosened him right up." "Whoop!" "Get in!" "What if we just stay dry?" "I ended up with Jade who was a total airhead." "[screams] [laughter]" "Come in the hot tub!" "Then I went and took her to the guestroom." "Went all in there." "Jade's got a boyfriend." "Oh, that's not good." "[chatter]" "Are you coming in the hot tub as friends?" "She's just got lad." "All that time wasted for nothing." "Jade's bird's got a lad." "Mine's boring as fuck." "And it just looks like banging's off the cards for us." "[cheering and yelling]" "So I grab a duvie, I grab my cushions, got in with the girls, and thought Jay, knock yourself out lad." "I'm not gonna cock block." "Push our beds together, have a doubler." "Jay, get over here so I can talk to you as well." "There you go." "Thanks, love." "Harriett?" "James and Jay, come barreling in, straight away and Jay's like, you all right?" "You all right?" "All we had was shit crack, we all had was shit crack." "James is like, we came up here to have some fun with our house mates blah blah blah." "That's kind of nice you know to have them mean like." "We had bone squashers right?" "We just had four of the biggest airheads around in the world." "Me and James were just like, oh here, we should just like stop with them." "I'll cook the meal for them all night do you know what I mean?" "'Cause these locks downstairs were just total nightmares." "And absolute just doing my head in all night." "Do you know what this is?" "I'd rather be with you." "This little bird comes like toddling up the stairs like six dorm, dripping wet, worst hair extensions" "I've ever seen in my life." "She comes like, mincing up, actually soaking wet." "Hello." "Oh God, oh fuck off." "Go that way please before I smash your fucking face in." "I was like, I was like the grinch." "I was like fuming, absolutely fuming." "There's a mop downstairs." "It's just you don't need to be so rude." "Horrible, horrible person." "You even have a house." "I'm a horrible person?" "I was told to come here." "I was joking." "Go downstairs, ask for your mates, and tell your mates downstairs." "I'm going downstairs." "Yeah, Jay just " "When I think about Gary with another girl, I think I might actually be sick in me mouth." "Pooh me self." "Sick in me mouth or pooh me self." "Maybe both." "Goodnight, Greg." "Basically I felt her from the shelter, oh yeah, yeah," "I do like you, you were nice, even though I'm never going to speak to her again." "[music] [phone rings]" "Hello?" "Hi, Sophie." "I'm gonna come to the house." "Uh huh." "I'd like you to let Jay and James know that I'd like to speak with them then." "Well is it good or bad?" "I'll be about an hour and I'll let them know then, Sophie." "Right." "Please make sure the house is tidy." "I don't wanna walk into a mess." "Okay." "Okay?" "Right." "Know better Anna." "Know better love." "Bye." "All right, bye." "All us girls are still pissed off about the lads bringing them girls back last night." "Shit." "But the only thing we want is for Jay and James to stay in the house." "So let's get this place ordered, let's get it tidied, and let's all stick together." "[music]" "Tidied our room, I hoovered the kitchen, I mopped, I cleaned every single plate I think I could even see in sight." "[music]" "We've barely finished cleaning and then Anna walks up and does a full house inspection." "Oh." "Do you live like this at home?" "Is this the remnants of last night?" "Then they went to the guestroom where I was staying last night." "[chuckles]" "And I left it in a state last night." "I can't remember how I left it." "Oh, my God." "Oh, who's are these?" "Greg's." "Well, at least you've been safe." "Did you take your socks off before or after?" "They're not mine" "¶" "Are you all right?" "Been better." "So Anna's really turned up about the house." "Like me and Jay just don't know whether she'll allow us to stay or what like." "I hope I'm making the right decision." "I really do." "We'll give you another chance." "I need you to really make it up to us as well by the way." "Definitely." "I got another night." "[cheering] [music]" "We're definitely gonna be celebrating tonight." "Tuesday's the biggest night out in New Castle, so we're gonna get glammed up Geordie style and get absolutely mauled." "We are doing typical Geordie routine to get ready for a big night out." "I wanna have one shot in me hand at all times." "I can just not wait for tonight." "Buzz-ing." "[music]" "I hadn't seen me friends for a while, so they come straight over to me." "I'm like yes, me friends." "So we see her mates are all stunning, and all good looking," "I didn't believe her or not and then last night in the club about 15 girls come in." "All stunning, all Sophie's mates." "I'm starting to like Gary now and I've told him if he brings a girl back, I'm punching him square in the face." "Geordie Shore lads were loving the girls last night." "They take over, they're just grabbing each one, so I thought, fuck this I'm pulling their mates." "I'm pulling Geordie Shore's lads." "I seen James dancing with a friend," "I fancied the fuck out of this lad." "He is with me tonight." "The girls outlasted the boys last night." "Standard." "Charlotte is the last thing on my mind." "I see another girl, a wirly or a good looking girl," "I'm not gonna not go with them because of Charlotte." "That's not gonna happen." "She's not my girlfriend." "I'm hoping psycho Charlotte won't come out on Gary." "That would be bad." "But she's probably gonna." "It all moves up to the bedroom." "The bedroom is the star of the shore." "The bedroom's just sex in the air." "There's kicks flying about." "I seen knickers comin off." "It's just a complete porn movie last night." "I am giving him the best night of his life." "He's gonna be remembering my name by the end of this night." "[music]" "[Charlotte yells in the street]" "Charlotte is a live wire." "She's a liability." "A legitimate kick off like." "She's fucking mortal." "Literally." "She can't even stand up." "It's hilarious." "When it comes to Gary, like if he's gonna bring a bird home, she's a, she's in the wrong mood." "This could just go sky high." "[Charlotte's yelling]" "Get her in the car." "Get her in the car." "Come on." "Get her in the car." "I come back, Gary's in another room with a fucking girl." "I couldn't give a shit about that but that makes me look like moog." "It makes me look like a fucking moog." "Yeah but you knew that from the start, right?" "No." "You know what he's like." "You've seen it, right?" "So you can't..." "I seen it yeah." "I can't see that but I'm a fucking moog for even starting to like him." "Because of the girls I'm pissed off because" "I didn't bring anyone home." "And I don't wanna look like a moog who keeps sitting by me self while Gary's getting everyone." "And no matter how switched on I like to think she is, no matter how much of a tough cookie I say she is," "I think she's falling a bit for him like." "Listen right, you're pissed." "I'm not pissed." "Yes, you are pissed man." "All right, Greg, fuck off." "Fuck off?" "Why are you telling me to fuck off." "I'm not fucking drunk." "You fucking plainly are." "This is the last thing you want to do." "Am I slurring my words like?" "Yes." "I am slurring my words?" "Yes." "Am I?" "Am I?" "Am I?" "Yes." "But really, I am absolutely mortal." "I can't even see him." "Am I slurring my words?" "You're not." "You came over to help her." "And then she started giving me fucking grief." "I am not fucking drunk." "I was fucking trying to help you man." "You're worried about your feelings." "I don't think I realized how mad Charlotte was." "I think we all thought she was nice and innocent but after seeing her go out, she's an absolutely marter." "If he keeps fucking about, I can see her hitting him or hitting the girl he's with." "Next thing you know, I'm upstairs in my bedroom and" "Charlotte comes flying though the door and kicks off and was telling me that I can't, in my fucking bedroom, we have a bird and she's kicking off." "Go in the guestroom and away Jay." "Away." "As if come in our room with a lad." "That is Vicky's bedroom." "No girls on the top floor because it's our bedroom and Vicky's bedroom and I'm gonna stick up for Vicky." "If that was my room I wouldn't want no dirty little girls in my room." "I'm not listening to you, I'll listen to her." "Why not me?" "'Cause she lives here." "She lives here." "You live here?" "Yes, I do live here." "I didn't know that, I'm sorry." "She lives here, she lives here, right...." "And do you know who lives, do you know who lives there?" "Vicky." "Jay you brought this on your fucking self." "I brought it on myself, man?" "Vicky was gonna come by you, man." "You're so fucking dumb." "It's not even her bedroom, so she was shouting at me," "I was kicking off with her." "I said I'm fucking pissed." "That's fucked up, no man?" "Oh, my God." "I'm pissed." "I'm emotional and I'm gotten about Gary and I really think that psycho Charlotte's starting to creep it's way out so I think people's gotta watch out now." "Especially Gary." "[music]" "So I wake up, I'm roaming around, I'm thinking, shit there's gonna be an atmosphere, I was a bitch last night." "Everyone's gonna hate us." "But before I get a chance to apologize we get interrupted." "[doorbell rings]" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "The fucking door?" "What's this?" "The doorbell rings." "What the fuck, is it Anna again?" "Is this Anna?" "No." "It's only bloody mother and father." "Oh my God, worst time to call mom and dad please." "I mean come on, I'm dying with a hang over, there's still a lad upstairs who I've just been banging 20 minutes ago." "How are you?" "You had a good night?" "You had a good night?" "Ah, well..." "Hung over?" "Uh, absolutely." "Where is she?" "She's upstairs." "Sophie?" "Sophie, your mom and dad are in the kitchen." "No." "They just walked in, I swear to God." "Ding dong and then your dad was like, "My name's Ellis, nice to meet you."" "Hi." "[laughter]" "So it wasn't the best fair for their first impression like of what all, for Sophie's mom and dad." "What made it even worst, all the girls we got back last night were Sophie's friends." "Hello!" "I look like a tramp." "Oh my God." "And the guy that Sophie banged is still in the house." "So ashamed, like totally you could tell he was a bit shamed of himself." "I don't know how hungry you are." "Pizza!" "Sophie's dad's got an Italian restaurant so he bought loads of pizzas and pastas and that for lunch like." "They are the best parents to come around when you're hung over." "Like they're totally down to earth, they got, dad's over the top." "Wow, look at her dad." "I fancy Sophie's dad." "We got Charlotte." "That's like me pooh partner." "Like we're twins and pooh together." "She goes up to her mum and she's like my friend, actually that's my pooh partner." "That's who I take my poohs with." "I was just shocked." "I was like why is she saying to her mom." "If my mom was here I'd be like oh yeah I've done nothing other than reading books." "I would not dare tell her what I've been doing, it's mental." "Holly, biggest fake tits in Middlesburg." "Massive." "Oh you're from Middlesburg?" "Aye." "Oh." "We've got Gaz." "First night, threesome." "[laughter]" "Now the surprise part is, I'm moving in as well." "Is there room for me?" "[laughter]" "No, no, no guest room." "I can't believe how cool me Dad's been about sex." "Sex is a no go area." "Sex is a swear word with my dad." "We don't talk about sex, I don't talk about boys, we don't talk about kissing or anything like that." "I feel a bit guilty you know for me mom and dad being in the house." "My dad's been so cool about sex." "At this moment in time, the year that's locked, it's on pause." "I'll look after your daughter, don't worry." "[music]" "I've decided tonight, I'm gonna give my boyfriend Dan a call and let him know exactly what happened with Gary." "I kissed someone on the first night." "Fucking who?" "But um, yeah." "Who?" "Just this, a random basically." "Like..." "Where?" "In the house." "In the hot tub." "It was basically, I had about 20 jagers and I was like lonely as fuck, and I ended up kissing this lad." "God damnit." "You fuming?" "Well yeah, obviously." "Obviously, yeah." "I'm sorry." "I am." "I love ya." "My relationship works with Dan because he is like very accepting of the fact that I'm 18, I wanna go out and have fun but yet he still wants to be with me." "So he's gotta give me my freedom but also he wants to be with me at the same time." "And if he's letting me have my cake and eat it, why should I stop?" "You told him what?" "And she comes like, booling in the room in a big, she wants like, big Jeremy, Kyle, like moment." "She wants, she wants the drama, she wants the hype of the situation, she wants all eyes on her straight off." "She's had a phone call with her boyfriend." "I just basically said, "I kissed someone on the first night."" "And he was like, "What?"" "And I was like, "I kissed someone on the first night."" "And he was like, I was just like "Babe, I was like lonely as fuck and I was like you know."" "[laughter]" "Lonely as hell on the first night." "We all know for a fine fact that Holly did more than just attach on with Gary." "Birds remember." "She remembers what she did." "She's just embarrassed." "But you didn't just touch all of him did you?" "I don't know what I did." "I think I felt his cock but like I don't remember." "[laughter]" "I was just like, babe, I didn't wanna sit on the phone with him and be like oh yeah man I wanked someone else off." "No, no, no, no!" "[screaming]" "Boom!" "She's admitting it." "She's admitting it." "Am I a liar still?" "No, no." "Holly dropped herself in it like she says but nothing happened with her and Gaz." "But it did and after like days of denying it, calling Gaz a liar and that, she just blew it loose." "I'm just pleased everyone knows now that I wasn't lying." "But one thing I would never lie about is girls." "Why would I have to lie about pulling Holly?" "Holly's boyfriend, this just made him look like a moog to be honest." "And she's making herself look stupid." "All I know is that he's like always been there for me." "Always like loves me at best." "To ruin that it would be an absolute shame." "You know, we'll have to see what happens." "We're all sitting down having a lovely tea, like fajitas and everything." "Sophie and the lads have made it." "I'm really impressed." "And we all sit down and Gaz drops a bombshell." "Tonight we have a lot of after parties." "A lot of randoms back, birds, lads." "I think maybe just go get on that, like obviously some people are feeling whatever." "Holly was upset yesterday." "I think it might be nice to just go out tonight, one big family, come back, have a wicked paty." "It's all right for Gary and Jay, good go into your bungsly." "But see for me and James we were snooking outright." "Bunk off, Gary." "[laughter]" "The game plan that night, I was thinking everyone goes out, and no one comes back with anyone." "Charlotte's there, the guest room's there." "Obviously I was sucking up for sure." "Gary's creeping on Charlotte and I'll be surprised if she doesn't succumb soon like." "We're walking through, looking like proper royalties." "Everyone's looking at us." "We look absolutely amazing." "The night's just begun." "We're in a great area you know, so we're getting well looked after." "The music was great." "Drinks are flowing and we're having this great family night out." "Me, James, Greg, dance floor, girls, rock necking on." "Everything, the drinks, the champagne was flowing." "Amazing night." "And I look around and everybody's got like a person and I don't." "Like every time I go out there I feel like I'm cock blocking." "So I was like raged." "Absolutely mals." "I thought, I'm just gonna go out, hit the full club, and have a dance with someone tonight." "So I got out, have a dance." "Find this like quite attractive lad, don't have a fucking clue what his name was." "I started dancing with him and then he ends up kissing me." "So I, is it retaliate?" "I didn't go out with the intention to do that but the opportunity arose and I just went for it." "Like snugging up with some dude made me feel part of the group." "I did feel more included and like I was doing everything that everybody else was doing." "She's got an agreement with her boyfriend where they can kiss other people." "If that was my girlfriend I wouldn't be very happy like." "In a club grinding on someone, kissing them, that's one weird relationship, I'll put it that way." "To be fair, it was fun, I enjoyed it, I don't regret it." "In the club everyone's having a midnight, everyone's dancing, and I'm kicking back." "It's only a matter of time before I make a move on Charlotte." "I am so sick of Gary thinking he's got Charlotte just where he wants her." "And I know I promised I wasn't going to interfere but I am sick of like biting my tongue." "I introduced her to the fittest guy in that club." "All it took for me was a couple of words, a bit of an introduction." "Martin this is Charlotte, Charlotte this is Martin, and they got it on like a house on fire." "There was no way I was gonna stand back and let some other lad get in there with Charlotte." "So I just made sure that I was in there first." "Do you actually know who I was standing with in that club?" "I remember that." "That absolutely amazing stunning boy." "I had him and then I wanted Gary." "Why, why when we're out, we'll both be at separate ends of the club and it's like a magnet just pulls us together and smack." "It's not even like, it's not even like we'll just like slightly come and kiss." "It's like bam!" "I'm ripping his clothes off and he's ripping mine off." "Why does that happen?" "That's it, Char's in the bag." "I'm gonna give her a night she'll never forget." "He's like a venus fly trap." "[makes trapping noises]" "Like you get in and you're not getting out." "Do you know what I mean?" "You're fucking stuck." "She's like hovering on the border of his jaws." "And if I could pull her back right now, I'd feel like I was doing the girl a serious favor." "It's obvious nothings gonna happen between me and Vicky tonight, so I found me self a stunning brunette and" "I'm necking home with her." "I'm still raging about bringing back them lassies the other night, now he feels the need to mugger off again." "Jay can do one like, he's not the only decent looking lad in the club tonight." "If he wants to play it like that, I'll play him at his own game." "A little bit of jealousy kicks in, I'm watching her drink, and that's when it starts to kick off." "You've just been necking out with a lad." "You did it first." "You did it first, you're not answering me question." "You did it first." "You did it first." "How am I gonna do it first?" "You did it first." "I watched you do it first." "I'm not fucking having it anymore, Jay." "If it's like I'm in a relationship and I'm getting all the shit from the relationship without the perks of a relationship and do you know what, it's just kind of like starting to push me down." "It's probably starting to push Vicky down as well." "[music]" "We're all back at the house, everyone's having fun." "A bit of crack on." "But Jay is still doing me head in." "We all agreed we're just gonna stay at the house tonight." "That's what we'd agreed." "The minute you got in that club, you tried to get with someone else." "You wanna be the fucking same VIP as me, fucking kiss another bird, fucking get with another bird right?" "But when I do it it's wrong, and when you do it it's all right." "You have fucking lost your mind, Jay." "It's like there's so much sexual tension with Vicky and Jay." "It's like a light bulb, I don't know if they're off or on." "You've still not yet admitted that you kissed her first and you've kissed other birds." "I bet you've kissed others." "I kissed her first." "All right then you're a dickhead and you've gotta get the fuck out of my room." "Like just 'cause he's attached on with a couple of other birds and that, and 'cause I'm not his world, doesn't mean I'm gonna dig my heals in and be a stubborn mule" "about the situation." "He's handsome and I'm still gonna like him." "We all know what Gary's like don't we?" "He's a little sly job, trying to slide me in that trap and all of that." "I'm having none of that." "No more, I swear." "Gaz is desperate for a little bit of action from Charlotte." "Gary doesn't feel very often like you can tell him I love." "So it is a bit pissing him off a little bit how like you can't get yourself in there at all, so she's playing a little bit hard to get, which is probably making him like her a little bit more." "Went into the kitchen, got a few drinks, went back in there," "Charlotte... [snoring sound]" "Passed out." "And I was like ugh." "Quickly try to wake her up." "Please Charlotte, please wake up." "She was having none of it." "Lifeless." "So for me, my whole game plan just went down the drain." "I was literally absolutely devastated." "Charlotte's playing the player and she looks like she could be winning." "One-nill, Charlotte." "But you, you come here man, we're obviously attracted to each other at full stop." "Are we or are we not?" "So disappointed in me self." "Always said it would be a matter of time." "So Holly's boyfriend and her best friend come walking through the door, my jaw practically hits the floor." "[Holly screams]" "Baby!" "I think the mission in me house is pretty much to bang Vicky." "I think we're making a massive mistake staying in the same room." "I don't know if he's got it in him." "Really?" "A massive mistake." "[Screaming]" "Just let me go, let me go." "I've tried to be strong and I can't do it anymore." "[music]" "[Captions provided by US Captioning Company]" "I'm gonna do promotions." "Apparently, she's some big hot shot in town." "You'll be doing launches." "But you must keep this house tidy." "Are you single like a what." "No, I got a boyfriend." "You got a boyfriend?" "!" "First night with a boyfriend gonna jump straight in bed with Garry." "I've never ever, ever, ever doubted with you." "Garry's in another room with another fucking girl." "That makes me look like mug." "So much sexual tension with Vicky and Jay." "It's like a light bulb you turn off and on." "Just been necking on with the lads." "You did it first, Jay!" "Ian's kissing me, so I" "Is it retaliate?" "It's like a parsnip." "(screaming)." "It's was like my forearm." "Charlotte's in the bag." "I'm gonna give her a night she'll never forget." "Garry's creeping on Charlotte." "My God." "Charlotte-- (snoring)" "My whole game plan just went down the drain." "Devastated." "¶" "(Jay) My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "(Vicky) I'm a Geordie girl with a VIP edge." "(Gary) I should have a degree in pulling women." "(Charlotte) I'll never kiss anyone without a six-pack." "(James) The hardest craft I've ever done is doing hair." "(Sophie) I can talk the back legs off a donkey." "(Greg) Dress to impress, that's me." "(Holly) I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I got double "Fs"." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "¶" "I snugged Gary last night, popped me buttons." "Then I sex with him, you know?" "I had sex with him." "I'm so disappointed in meself." "Yeah, Charlotte is wild." "She lives up to all expectations." "She's like that little tiger." "The little one in the pack" "That little rare one that just runs wild." "I have my giant plastered" "I'm going to actually have to go to hospital." "He's popped me brain out of me skull because I can't even think." "I can't even think properly." "Do you know what though right, it's not happening again." "Like this is it now." "I knew it was coming." "Always said it would be a matter of time." "And that was job done." "Do you know what?" "I'm gonna sit here and say," ""No, that's it." "Me and Gary aren't gonna even see each other anymore." "And tomorrow, I'll be shagging him again." "(laughing)" "(cries out)" "(yelling)" "Gaz has been dipping his wick in Charlotte." "And I can see exactly where this is gonna lead." "Charlotte is gonna start having feelings for Gary." "To be honest, I really don't think he's gonna care about it." "To Gary, Charlotte's just there if he fancy's a fuck basically." "I had sex with Gary." "You fucking what?" "It was so un-preordained." "So she's coming, she's like," ""Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna have sex and things like that."" "We're like, "Charlotte, just don't say never because you never know what happens."" "She's like, "No, no, no, I'm not." "I'm not going to." "I'm not going to."" "What happened this morning?" "Sex." "Are you not in pain?" "Have you not peed?" "How are you standing there?" "But she's walk like John Wayne today." "Poor that little girl." "No matter what she does, our Charlotte can just not resist that parsnip." "Oh, my God." "Too much rum for the morning, I got to be at work soon." "I'm going to work." "Me and Jay confuses each other." "Last night, we're having this great family night out which rapidly turns sour." "It's just because you were flirting with us all day..." "Have a crack on and everything." "And then the bit of it got in the club, you sacked us off for that bird straight away." "We can have like a date type scenario." "But at the end of day, we're coming back to same house together." "You with were with him too a lot all night." "Oh, my God." "You're doing this last night." "And this is what irritated us, it's because you donate first, Jay." "It's hard." "It's playing with my head a bit." "And I know it's playing with his." "I think we basically both want the best of both worlds." "If we carry on the way we're going, it's just constantly going to be arguing every night we go out." "It's like we need to come to some arrangement, sort it out." "Oh, Vicky, you piece of" "¶" "We got a job to do." "Champagne and reception, it's a smart job." "Put me and Charlotte together which would be a good laugh anyway." "I'll probably spend the whole day in hysterics." "I love Gaz and Charlotte to a certain extent, but that is a love affair that's gonna end in tears." "This is gonna be a Shakespearean tragedy, mark my words." "¶" "She's gonna end up falling for him." "And I'm not happy because that's my little sister." "And I'm not having me little sister heart get broken at all." "We'll need you champagne fall." "And I need you meeting and greeting." "Would like some champagne there?" "Not a problem." "I was like on the champagne fountain." "Charlotte was more meeting and greeting, the clipboard." "Worst job for her ever, don't even think she even read." "I've got this list of people's names." "And like when people come, I have to say," ""What is your name?"" "Oh, oh, can I have your names?" "And then I tell them you can go in." "But if the name's not on, I can't let them go in." "Your name's not down." "Your name's not down, you have to leave." "You're not getting in." "You're not getting in." "But they're sneaking around side and that." "Oh, no, you need to stop all of that mind." "I can do that like every other week." "I had a really good time as well." "Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit." "But I didn't have a good time when I looked at the first two names and it was me ex's mom and dad." "Hi!" "Yeah." "I was shitting meself." "(chattering)" "Do you?" "Do you really misses?" "I'm the best at that." "Oh, is your name's on the list?" "I love being around her because she's literally hilarious." "She doesn't understand life." "Like everything's a joke, she doesn't understand anything." "So being just around her makes the day go so much better." "Bend us over this pool." "No" " It's like an old couple." "Quick, come on, do it now." "I can't." "I'm ready." "I can't." "I can't." "Today was quite fun actually." "We were flirting like lords." "I think he's in love with us." "I think he might be falling in love with us." "We can never be boyfriend and girlfriend." "I mean, thinking about me and Charlotte trying to sort out a mortgage or doing bills, it just-- it wouldn't happen." "She's me bunker anyway." "A bunker, according to Gary, is someone who's just there for you when you haven't pulled." "So he comes and spoons me." "Well, if I'm a bunker, he is a fucking wanker." "I'm just gonna play it very smooth." "You kind of keep the balance right." "Like make her aware every now and again, that look, "I will be going with other girls."" "And if I keep that balance right," "I can have a very good thing going on." "Hey, hey." "Hiya." "Hello, sir." "Good night last night?" "I'm hanging me, mate." "Hope you soon, I saw you taching on." "What happened to the boyfriend?" "Oh, my God, Holly last night apparently she kissed another lad." "You noticed-- obsessed of her boyfriend, she just kissed someone else, so." "No, no, I was in" "I was in the VIP booth that we use." "And everybody had somebody." "And I was like I didn't want to go off and want to be like cock-blocking it up." "Every time I sat down, like, "Don't be clockblock."" "Basically, I just had a bit of grind." "Snugged up with him." "Didn't mean anything." "Snugging on with somebody made me feel part of the group." "I did feel more included and like I was doing everything that everybody else was doing." "And to be fair, it was fun." "I enjoyed it, I don't regret it." "I had the best night ever." "I really enjoyed myself." "I will tell my boyfriend." "It doesn't bother me, like I will be honest with him." "I'm not gonna lie to him." "If my boyfriend's not there for me then so be it." "But I had fun, it's not liked I fucking like gone and shagged somebody." "This girl tells one lie after another." "And another lie is that her and her boyfriend have got a pact." "That pact does not exist." "And I would be very fucking surprised if he's that much of a mug." "(doorbell chimes)" "The doorbell goes and everyone's like wondering who it is." "(girl) I'm here for Holly?" "(gasping)" "And I hear my best friend Christy's voice." "You fucking joking me." "(cries out)" "(squeals)" "Then my boyfriend is like following after her." "Oh, baby!" "Fuck, this definitely got the potential to kick off and cause damage." "That must be like her gay mate that she keeps banging on about, but, no, it was her boyfriend." "¶" "(Holly) You fucking joking me." "Oh, baby!" "(Vicky) So Holly's boyfriend and her best friend come walking through the door." "My jaw practically hits the floor." "He's all right, you know what I mean?" "Like no major deformities, like nothing massively wrong with him with a naked eye." "Hi, babe, this is Vicky." "Oh, my fucking my God, I never expect that in a million years, like." "Oh, my God, I'm actually shaking." "This is Dan." "Nice to meet you." "And I'm wondering why the fuck are you with her." "Someone gonna get the drinks?" "(chattering)" "And I didn't what it looked like because I know what she's been up doing." "Apparently that's the Posh and Becks of Middlesbrough, fucking hell." "(Vicky) I'll say you've made the effort though." "Like she keeps talking about" "If you ask me, Holly didn't want him to come because Holly's shit scared of one of us telling him what she's really getting up to." "Are you missing her?" "Yeah." "Loads?" "Yeah." "(man) How long have you been with her?" "A year." "How long?" "A year." "But it's a year of being with her every single day, so." "Honestly?" "That's crazy shit." "Every single day." "Wow." "If I was Holly's boyfriend, like, I just... straight with him, you know what I mean?" "Like I don't think he knows like a 100% what she's like." "She's making a fool out of the mate." "Have you been out?" "Aye, to fucking midnight last." "I think Holly's taking the piss out of me to be fair." "Pretty much every night she's talking about getting in to somebody or kissing somebody." "I kissed a random last night by the way." "Yeah, I know, you told m." "No, I didn't." "Again last night?" "Yeah." "Oh, dear." "This lad ended up kissing me, and I kissed him back." "But I don't even know his name." "I thought I tell you." "I didn't go out with the intention of doing that." "But the opportunity arose, and I just went for it." "Like, I didn't have any feelings for him." "I was just having fun, like." "So which one of them did you kiss." "He's not here." "Is he at work?" "Aye." "Fucking hell." "What?" "The first night, like, Garry, who's not here," "I kissed him the first night because we decided to be spooning partners because I was-- What?" "!" "No, it's not like-- Just listen to me." "So you're the last one in, and the first thing he said was, "Let's spoon."" "I didn't say that." "No, him." "Yeah?" "I just don't know where-- where she's at with this relationship." "So basically the line is" "All right, okay, she can't shag anyone, she can't touch anyone, she can't suck anybody off." "She can look, but she can't touch." "She can look, but she can't touch." "If the whatever, kiss-- Whatever, kiss mean fuck all." "She's with me." "We're all staying out of their way because we feel absolutely libbity for what she's doing to him." "I don't quite know how to deal with it right now." "It must been eyeing every single one of yous up." "No, she would've" "She tell him he was called Gary." "So he knows our names." "What the fuck is gonna happen hen Gary walks through that door?" "Is it gonna kick off?" "Is he gonna mention anything?" "Is he not gonna mention anything?" "You guys want to ring Gary and tell Gary to come back in and say his name's Dave?" "If that kid has got the-- got the balls to walk up to Gary and be like, "Yeah, I heard you touched on me bird." "Who do you think you are?"" "Gary will annihilate him." "You dare go off it like she shut you up or so." "Like it was the first night, it was a mistake." "And I'm sorry." "Like, do you know what I mean?" "Like, I have to live with these people." "¶" "This will just be absolute madness." "What are their reactions gonna be when Gary walks through that door from work?" "I hope he'll just react the way the other lads and lasses did." "Just be respectful of our relationship." "And let us have a chat, get on with it." "(Gary) We're just chilling." "We came back..." "We came up..." "And we walk into the house, and I see Holly's boyfriend." "Hiya." "I reckon by then that she doesn't got a boyfriend or she has a fuck up relationship." "Babe, it's my boyfriend and my best friend." "Oh, hi, boyfriend and best friend." "If I had walked in and he said anything," "I would've just knocked him clean out in the Jacuzzi, like." "Gary, faltered for only a second, before the strut straight over like a peacock." "Gary, man." "Good to meet you." "He's got to be thinking," ""I literally had my penis all over your girlfriend a couple days ago."" "(Gary) It was very awkward and a weird situation." "I didn't want to like come in looking guilty." "Say, "Hello, mate," and then like, "Ugh, bye."" "But I think she's a bit intimidated." "I think she thinks the whole thing is gonna come out, and I'll just go "boom"" "in her face just like I done the first night." "Would you mind if we and Dan had the guest room tonight?" "I have no problem." "All right." "All day, we've all been panicked because for him coming in, for Gary coming home" "You think it's gonna kick off?" "We don't know how this situation is gonna pan out." "What we do know is that we got one seriously, seriously abused boyfriend in the house." "And we have the person who abused him in here as well." "(sighs)" "What?" "Over." "Get over it, man." "(chuckles)" "Sorry." "¶" "This morning, woke up and I figure she want to go for some scran and sort it out, see where we're gonna go." "You know what I mean, because we've kind of been going on like this where we're just like coming in every night arguing about obviously lads, lasses, or whatever." "Sorry I shouted at you last night." "When you said that the other day was just" "I know." "I know." "And then last night, I didn't think none of it." "And then you kicked off." "We feel a lot closer than we should feel for how long we've known each other." "I feel a lot more like attached than I should." "I know that." "It's just fucking with me head, totally like." "I think we've made a massive mistake being in the same room." "A massive mistake." "We keep seeing like-- Let's just see how it goes." "And let's do this and let's do that." "But then we keep taching on and having a cuddling." "I don't know what to say." "I'd love to be able to just keep it like that and let him kiss other people and me kiss other people as well." "But I went boot-clean-off if I saw him kissing someone else." "I don't know, don't you just think like being so close to each other, like in that room, there's just-- It's just begs" "It's just begs for like a cuddle." "I'm in total limbo right now." "I've got no idea what's going on." "And every time we try to talk, we just go around in circles." "I do not see a positive solution for this at the moment." "Like I think just for now the best idea is carry on the way we are." "I'll try and" "I'll try and calm meself down a bit." "You try and be a bit more respectful when you can." "And if that doesn't work, and we can't deal with that situation, then we just seriously got to think about moving rooms." "Moving rooms?" "You can have Holly." "(laughing)" "Are you mad?" "To be honest, we're still no further forward in terms of what we're gonna do." "And it was like I think we're just kind of come up with a temporary solution." "We're just gonna carry on the way we're going." "But obviously, all of that's gonna lead to is another argument tonight I would imagine." "¶" "We're all really apprehensive right now about how this night's gonna pan out." "But see, we can't tell Holly what to do with her friends and her "boyfriend"." "I think something's gonna kick off tonight." "Like, she told her boyfriend that day her and Gary snugged, but it was more than that." "So I think it might slip out tonight." "Who's to say that after he's had a couple drinks, he's not gonna turn into some sort of absolute die-hard psychopath." "If it does kick off, you know what I mean," "I'll probably be straight in the middle of it in any ways." "¶" "Friday night, our secret Tup Tup, only place to be in New Castle." "It's absolutely bouncing, absolutely awesome." "I had the time of me life." "Loads of birds kicking about." "¶" "Holly and Dan spend the vast majority of the night motorboating the fuck out of her breasts." "And Dan-- Dan like is constantly can't let her go for like 30 seconds." "He's constantly touching her." "And they're were like eating each others faces off." "Like..." "It was bad." "¶" "Holly's boyfriend literally just sat back on a few vodkas, and he was fine." "To be fair, he was more sound than Holly." "He could've had a few drinks and got a bit hard and had a go." "I didn't want that because he would've just ended up him getting hurt." "¶" "I thought I'd shake his hand, and say," ""Unlucky me, the butch is yours."" "¶" "Fuck, Jay wanting another fucking conversation about what's going on." "And me thinking I was telling him what he wanted to hear." "Yeah?" "I won't kiss anyone else tonight, okay?" "A the daft (bleep) puts his pedal about." "He's like, "All right, okay, well, I won't." "Like I'm stopping him doing what he wanted." "I was like, "Right, fine, kid." "No bother."" "Walked straight off, went and got me tach on." "So was Jay, ta-da." "¶" "Then we go back to where Jay's standing, and he doesn't know about what's happening." "I just necked on to somebody else, and he's all sunshine, smiles, the lot." ""Aw, Vicky, like, come on, like," "I like you, I just want to kiss you."" "And blah, blah, blah, and the rest of it." "What a bell and I am." "I clearly think he fancies me." "So now, I actually feel guilty." "I'm so happy because I love Jay and Vicky." "I want them to get married." "(Jay) I can't help like feeling the way you do." "Do you know what I mean?" "Especially when you spend so much time with someone." "I do think she feels the same way." "I know for a fact, Jay's dying to bang her." "You wouldn't keep doing this if you didn't want to bang her." "¶" "We're all in group and Holly and her boyfriend just stood out like a sore thumb." "Everyone looked at them thinking what are they doing with us." "All I remember is like one minute being sober and the next minute I'm fucking mailed." "They just were on furniture climbing around like spider monkeys." "She was a health and safety hazard." "(Sophie) She's so drunk." "She smashing all the bottles on the shelf." "And we're like, "You know, that's a big piss take." "We can't just let her get away from it."" "I don't want to upset the girl intentionally, but she had to be told that you can't behave like that." "This is not Middlesbrough." "This is Tup Tup Palace VIP." "Just behave that way, please." "And from then, I just started getting angry." "Holly just bursts into tears and storms off." "(screaming)" "I just want to tell them!" "Let me go!" "I couldn't stop crying." "When I'm in a state like that, there's no stopping me at all." "I go mental." "No, I want to go home!" "And I want to go" "And I don't know if she was trying to hit him or slap him or get him off her or whatever, but I think it's just a whole" "I think he was trying to stop her from leaving." "But she had in her head that she wanted to leave." "Seriously, I want to go." "I want to leave." "No!" "I want to leave!" "I want to leave." "Nothing is gonna keep me here, yeah?" "I don't even want to say bye to anybody." "I'm finished, I just want to go." "Fucking get off me." "Get off me." "Get off me." "A girl can not stay in a house for so long and feel this way every day." "It's torturing her." "Get off me." "Get off me!" "Who gives a fuck if she goes or stays?" "I really don't care anymore." "Get me home!" "¶" "Drag us into bed and all that." "I think the mission in me house is, um, pretty much to bang Vicky." "I haven't thought about other lasses, do you know what I mean?" "I think you do." "I think it's best we talk about this tomorrow." "No, because- Why?" "Because you're drunk." "I'm not drunk, I'm sober as day." "Vicky says it'll take months before I'm allowed to bang her." "But you know what, I reckon I can do it in weeks." "Jay will have to work hard if he wants-- if he wants to bang." "And I don't know if he's got it in him." "I'll tell you the truth because I know that's what you want." "I do like Gary, kind of being fancying him." "(Holly) Just feeling pathetic," "I can't trust a single fucking person in this house." "I can't trust anybody, I can't." "I don't fucking want to." "¶" "(cheering)" "It's all about Jay today, like you know?" "The world's revolving around him at this moment and time." "It's your birthday, man." "Will you fuck off?" "It's got to be a massive big thing, like a big national holiday." "Everyone's gonna know about Jason's birthday." "I don't actually know how old Jay is." "I'm getting told 21." "Then I getting told 25." "And then people are laughing, and I'm sure I've heard" "I'm sure 23 has been thrown in there somewhere." "(laughing)" "And I was like, "Nice one." "Now, will you fuck off and let us get back to kip."" "Happy birthday!" "Oh, yeah?" "You're right." "Here's a card for you." "Open it." "Holly didn't sign the card." "Neither did Vicky actually." "Thanks everyone." "I just tache on with him." "Could you want a better present than that?" "¶" "I woke up this morning, I still felt a bit like shit." "I felt like I embarrassed myself." "I just wanted to like go home and like be with my boyfriend." "I'm on a proper rollercoaster." "One minute I want to stay, one minute I want to leave." "It's like depending on my emotions," "I don't know what I want." "Get off." "Aren't you cold?" "No." "If Holly left that night, I wouldn't even know now." "She was in the guest room but none even went up to check to see if she was there, if she wasn't there." "And that just shows pretty much how much of a bother" "Do you know what I mean?" "I really don't care anymore." "One minute she's home sick." "The next minute she's happy." "Haway, man." "Knew that one's fucking bi-polar posh from Kerry Katona." "She's taking the piss." "Like she could be a nice enough girl." "But until I start seeing some real evidence of that," "I'm not gonna bend over backwards for her." "Holly and her boyfriend came down." "I wasn't really up although to be honest." "But that means they are." ""I'm going home now."" "Nice to meet you, man." "Not too hung to drive home are you?" "I haven't got a problem with the kid." "I mean, he's made the effort to come say bye." "Nice job done." "I turn the bubbles off to sort to speak and say bye." "You going home?" "Yeah." "So I said bye and they're still standing there." "And I want to turn the bubbles back on and I'm trying to be polite." "I don't even want to talk to them anymore." "I wanted him to just get out and go." "All right, I'm turning it on again." "Bye." "See ya." "Bye." "Bye." "Enjoy your day." "I'm getting food." "(chattering)" "Oh, gonna miss you." "It didn't upset me saying bye neither." "Like, I felt honestly content that he knew I was okay." "And it was really nice." "So I'm glad he came in the end." "Love ya." "¶" "Go, go, go." "For Jay's birthday we want to do something different." "Like, so we all ended up going go-carting." "And I was the best." "Birthday boy was loving it, birthday boy wouldn't get off." "¶" "(cheering)" "Charlotte's whizzing about, she's doing well." "I says, "Oh, Gaz--"" "Your girlfriend's beating Greg." "I suppose will." "And he didn't even deny it." "Say she wasn't your girlfriend, eh?" "Still remains, isn't it." "Oh, there's definitely something going on there, like." "The word "girlfriend" and I didn't even tweak or deny it or say nothing." "I just barred things sure." "I was gutted after." "I was like, "What am I doing?"" "She's definitely not me girlfriend though." "(tires screech)" "Go on, Vicky, lass!" "The lads are loving it," "Sophie and Char are happy, and then there's just one misery in the corner." "Everyone else seem to be like loving it and I wasn't." "Like I was watching this go-kart go around and around." "It was boring as fuck for me." "Like I probably didn't enjoy it." "I seem to not really ever have anything in common with anyone." "¶" "(doorbell chimes)" "Ding-dong!" "Ding-dong!" "Who's this?" "(Jay) Got me mum, me nanny, me brother, me brother's lass and there two roommates there." "Nice surprise for Jay." "It's nice for his birthday, them all coming." "(chattering)" "Well, the family came, and everyone came down to see them." "There's no sign of Vicky." "To be honest with you," "I thought Vicky would be the first one down, like, meet the parents and all that." "I think it's because we're way in the..." "Oh, he has the mother-in-law, go and meet the family." "I ran away and hid, not sorry ever." "No one's gonna make me be sorry about that." "This is my room, so." "Messiest." "And then what ensued was a small cat and mouse game where the family moved higher up the house, and I moved higher up the house." "'Till eventually when there was nowhere else to go and they were encroaching on me and they found me." "And this is the lasses' room." "Meeting the parents after I've known him for like five days." "I was so scared." "(Jay) I think Vicky, at first, just probably a bit nervous." "Eventually Vicky comes to meet me mother and" "But do you know what, to be honest," "I can't really remember much of that because I was absolutely wrecked by that stage." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "It was awful." "I did not know how to deal with the situation." "I was completely intimidated, and I hate it." "¶" "We all go to Marco Polo's for" " Have a meal." "Two of me mates as well which was really nice." "I can kind of maintained a semblance of harmony throughout the night." "I felt like I got a girlfriend role." "And it was quite nice." "Jay's actually really falling for Vicky." "Like I heard him last night telling his friends." "He was like, "She's the one and I really, really like her."" "Things like that." "Oh, my God." "Vicky and Jay would probably change their status on Facebook to in a relationship, that's how serious it is." "If it was me and Gaz it would it's complicated." "Gaz is like goes on as if he's got a heart of stone and that he doesn't care about no birds and that." "But I think Charlotte might be chipping away at it, like." "I know for a fact that I'll end up hurting her." "And I'm just gonna have to pull her aside and just nip it in the bud." "Even though she's a bunker, but it's one of them girls that if you keep on going with, you will get feelings for it." "And it will just end up like" "She'll end up hurt, she'll end up" "It'll be drama every time we go out." "I had a chat with Charlotte." "And I says, "You know, Char, you've got to stop this." "You're gonna get your heart broken, girl."" "I am not under any circumstances whatsoever falling in love with Gaz, not at all." "So people need to stop thinking that way or else I will end up smashing someone's face in and it maybe Gaz's." "(cheering)" "¶" "You know, in Powerhouse, we're in the VIP." "We were treated like absolute princesses and kings." "We had the time of our life." "Jay's birthday could not have gone better." "It was a great night." "Powerhouse was amazing." "We were all just sitting, having a drink." "And there was a blonde girl hover around VIP all night." "And we were like, "Who is this girl?"" "And we see Jay and her going to the toilet." "What the fuck did she do to me?" "It didn't look right, didn't look right." "And Vicky seen this, so Vicky was like, "Pow."" "Straight up." "¶" "There, there, there." "The blonde girl was in the toilet with one of the bouncers of the club, so we couldn't do fuck all." "They literally just walked up to the toilet." "Who?" "Jay came down with her, nothing happened at all." "Are the girls" "I'm just gonna walk up." "An absolute mortal melee." "She looks like Kermit the Frog." "I don't care what she looks like." "All that must've happened, they just consistently walked to the toilet." "So it made Vicky look a little bit stupid." "She obviously thinking I was being sly about the whole situation." "Which made me kick off as well." "Then I heard, "Bang."" "I see Jay kicking the fucking table." "I was like, "What the fuck's he doing here, like?"" "It's like he's starting the march." "Item number one." "Don't want any of that in here." "We just here to shag and fun." "How can you take someone seriously when they're shouting at you with their top off and their eyebrows waxed?" "I think she loves the fact that I'm all man." "I can't remember a thing." "And I know we tached on afterwards so it probably meant nowt." "¶" "Me and Jay are obsessed in the bedroom." "And it's the first chance we've had to probably be alone and speak." "We still haven't come to any terms of what's actually happening." "What can we do?" "What we can't do?" "It's all what we're saying is, is that it's basically if we carry on the way we're going, it's just constantly gonna be arguing every night we go out." "We don't want that." "The house doesn't want that." "Yeah, I don't like the thought of Jay kissing anyone else." "So I'm happy with that part of the decision." "Um, I, of course, am a bit good at that." "I'm not gonna be able to be like go and creeping and taching on." "Vicky is a bit of flirt, do you know what I mean?" "She's like a cuddly person and cuddly on beer and shit like that." "But I know that's her personality." "She knows that I don't like it." "Um, but the more feelings that I have for her, the more she's gonna have to cut it out." "Right now, I've got my lips on lockdown." "I am throwing away the key." "No more taching on." "I can't upset Jay." "Like, I cannot hurt this boy's feelings." "¶" "(whispering)" "It's like sex in the air." "It's not sanitary, like is it?" "It's not." "I love cooking, I love being the mother, and I love being the mother hen." "And these are me boys, these are me girls." "So I thought I cook a proper full on course." "You know, make them feel home from home." "So it's the bees knees sitting there dolled because of Gary?" "We're sitting in the guest room peeling potatoes with us two tramps, and you got you false eyelashes on." "I don't know." "I just want to look stunning all the time." "You just want to look nice for Gary." "No I don't!" "I don't!" "I'm so angry about this whole Gary situation." "I don't even like him that much." "And everyone's made it out as if I'm in love with him." "How can I be done with this?" "Well, you need to get rid of that label." "Because right now you're getting painted as like" "A stalker." "Gary's little bitch." "Shit." "He actually thinks that he's really good looking as well." "He actually thinks that he's absolutely stunning." "And fair enough, he's got a six pack, but anyone can have a six pack if you are the size of an actually stick." "All the girls are saying," ""Oh, Charlotte, you're gonna get hurt."" "No, I'm not gonna get hurt." "Wait until another boy comes back here, and I will be in that guest room." "And I don't think anyone will be getting hurt at all." "Maybe that boy." "We'll be bouncing so hard that he might be getting hurt." "But I will be not under no circumstances be getting hurt by anyone." "Here's what we do," "I'm gonna just bring someone back." "I'm just gonna bring someone back, and then "whoosh", it's over." "¶" "I woke up this morning, and I just feel like a little bit of shit." "I just feel completely isolated, like." "I mean, I couldn't give a shit." "Well, we see what you got, Holly." "No bothers me." "Never tidy up after yourself, like." "I mean, nobody's being intentionally like nasty or anything." "No one's actually like saying anything bad about me." "It's just like little things." "I do try, I cleaned up today." "You left some cheese, a full block of cheese, on there for literally about two days." "After I used the block of cheese?" "You did, mate." "Because you were grating in your bowl of cheese." "Oh, yeah, that might've been mine." "You left it on there." "I do apologize, I am trying." "I think she thinks that she's just a bit left out." "But I don't think she thinks that's because everyone hates her which is the real reason why she's left out." "I think it's just dried and congealed." "I'll give it like tonight." "I'll see what happens tonight." "And if I do still feel left out, then there's nothing much else I can do." "¶" "I look so pretty." "Do you?" "No." "¶" "So we're in Bijoux, and I'm looking around and there's not many nice lads there." "And I'm thinking, "Shit, I need to do this." "I need to do this tonight."" "I'm going to prove that I am better than Gary at being a player." "I need to find someone so everyone knows" "I'm not in love with Gary." "¶" "Gary's got a little bit of an obsession with a barmaid at Bijoux." "I see her all the time." "She's always got a boyfriend, I never got her number." ""Still with your boyfriend?"" "No, she's single." "I was like-- My face literally lit up." "She's ordinary of sort." "But once I'm actually so excited to go on a date Greg style." "¶" "Do you know what, I'm a barmaid too, you know?" "Bet I'm a better barmaid than her." "Obviously I'm been putting on a brood face on for like the past couple of days now." "I mean, I'm still going out, I'm having fun." "But I don't feel like I'm having as much fun as everyone else." "¶" "And it's just wearing me down trying to act like I'm happy when I'm not." "¶" "James, stop falling in love." "I tried to give it this one last night to actually for everyone to like prove that they weren't leaving me out." "But it's blatantly obvious that they are." "It's like I'm just following people around." "¶" "It's not nice." "Like I'm trying to dance with people and they're just literally cutting in front of me to dance with another person like in our same group." "It's like why don't you want me there?" "¶" "So I'm dancing with Holly, having a good time." "And then she just says, "Look, Charlotte," "I'm gonna go."" "And then she gives a big hug and kiss and that." "I was like, "Do you want us to come with you?"" "She was like, "No, no, no, no." "¶" "We're all out parting, having the best time over." "Girls, they were having a mint time." "I didn't even know that Holly was missing." "I didn't notice that Holly was missing." "Really didn't even realize." "¶" "I'm leaving." "(sniffles)" "I can't-- I'm trying to be strong." "And I can't do anymore, like." "¶" "I just want to see my boyfriend." "And just fucking be in a normal place with normal people and not fucking lads who get their eyebrows waxed." "I cannot handle it, like." "It's fucking weird." "I've never been around people like this." "I'm probably gonna miss Charlotte the most because she's been the one who's been there for me." "I've left her not on her bed just to say like," ""I love you."" "And obviously she's been there for me." "Is probably the only person who has been here." "¶" "The way things are," "I can't ever see myself coming back." "¶" "(Jay) I can't help feeling the way I do." "I don't think she feels the same way." "Right now, I have got my lips on lockdown." "Can't upset Jay." "It's a matter of time." "You just want to look nice for Cody." "I don't even like him that much, and everyone's mad as if I'm in love with him." "Who gives a fuck if she goes upstairs?" "I'm terribly strong and I can't do anymore." "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge." "I should have a degree in pulling women." "I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack." "The hardest draft I've ever done is doing hair." "I can tore off the back legs off a donkey." "Dressed to impress, that's me." "I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double "F"s." "(all) Geordie Shore!" "¶" "I'm having the best time over girls." "They were having a mint time." "I didn't even know Holly was missing." "I didn't notice Holly was missing." "Really didn't realize." "¶" "It's obvious that me and Vicky like each other." "We're spending loads of time with each other." "And we feel it start to kick in and jealousy start to kick in with it." "¶" "Vicky's like a really flirty girl." "She goes up, talks to lads, they holding hands." "She doesn't realize she's doing it." "When Jere is like such a jealous person, he doesn't like talking to people." "That's just Vicky." "She has to deal with that if he really likes her." "(Vicky) I know a lot of people, so when I see lad mates," "I'm give them a call, I'm gonna say hello." "They're gonna get a kiss on the cheek." "Like he's got to accept that." "Everyone's enjoying themself." "Lads cracking on all the birds and I pretty much having to shit one." "¶" "I'm on a bit of a downer." "Vicky's going around talking to lads and stuff like that." "And I was just like, right, one rule for her and another one for me." "Jay comes booling over," ""I need to speak to you, I want to speak to you," "I want to speak to you,"" "so we went outside the smoking area." "I am so strict when it comes to, if someone wants to be with me, that's fine." "If someone wants to crack on me, that's fine." "Then fuck right off." "You know what, she didn't even let us finish." "She just went-- she just kicked right off." ""I can't deal with this anymore, Vicky." "I can't deal with it."" "Deal with fuckin' what?" "You just can't have it like that, do you know what I mean?" "She can't be doing what she wants with-- do you know what I mean?" "And me having to be fucking tied down, all that shit." "So from that moment, single Vicky came out, and single Vicky is wild." "It was like a possessed, like "The Exorcist."" "I'm over it, and I've got every intention of doing whatever the fuck I want now." "It's gonna be wild." "Trust us." "I'm standing there five minutes later after that, there's Vicky dancing with some lad and I thought," ""Do you know what?" "Two can play that game."" "¶" "There's gonna be fireworks tonight." "I'm keeping out the way." "Aye, Jay and Vicky there really loved up like, hmm." "Start dancing with a few of the hostesses in there." "Got one of their numbers." "I spotted Jay trying to get some bird's number." "And it really bothered." "(Vicky) You Jay's lass?" "(woman) Jay's lass." "This, Jay's lass." "(woman) Oh?" "Jay's lass." "Hey, you're Jay's lass." "I'm just like, "Whoa, what's going on?" "I'm not Jay's lass." "This is Jay's lass." "Me and Vicky looked a little bit stupid 'cause..." "(Jay) Vic." "I don't want to speak to you." "Go fuck yourself, Jay." "I want to go home." "Come here." "No, go fuck yourself." "Come here, man." "Vicky V." "Go fuck yourself." "Go fuck yourself." "Take an angel in a devil situation, like they can be together and be so all over each other, and then they can just clash like big waves clashing together." "I've had longer relationships with a pair of socks." "I don't care about you." "Fuck off, then?" "I'm dying to fuck off." "I've got like serious flashbacks of Jay being really, really nasty and me being just as nasty back." "I couldn't care less about you, man." "Go fuck yourself." "Fuck off, Jay." "Fuck off!" "We're just fucking clashing, totally clashing." "Jay, get someone to pay for my taxi." "How am I gonna get someone to pay for your taxi?" "Just fucking go ask someone to pay for me fucking taxi." "Fuck off." "You want a taxi, do it yourself." "I'm not fucking doing it." "¶ You think that I..." "We're all drinking, having a good time." "Gary's with a girl." "I'm like, "Shit, I need to find someone now." ""I need to find someone so everyone knows I'm not in love with Gary."" "¶ I think you need time to..." "Charlotte last night, she was desperate to pull." "She needed a pull to stop this thing with Gary." "¶" "I found someone." "Can't remember what his name was." "He was nice, though." "Charlotte thinks the story's ending here." "Well, she's wrong." "She might want it to, but I know for a fact if I want the story to continue in a week's time, there won't be a problem." "¶" "We all come back to the house, and all the sudden," "Charlotte runs up to the guest room." "So we all like absolutely are like, "Yes, go on." ""She's doing it." "Go on, lass." "This is what we want."" "¶" "Doesn't bother me the slightest." "She's doing the wrong thing first." "So straightaway, that's my escape route out." "I'm out, no more, that's it, done." "I didn't even have sex with him." "I do this thing, right, and Gary hears that I was in the bedroom drunk and I just fall asleep straightaway and start snoring." "That's what I did in the room." "(electrical charge buzzing)" "If you don't get out of my face right now," "I'm gonna fucking hit you." "Go on, go on then." "Me and Jay argued all night." "Vicky, you're a hard, fierce little thing." "So what?" "You must be upset or hurt or something." "I'm fucking sick of feeling like that." "She doesn't want to speak the words." "I'm just in a complete fucked up situation." "Stay there, fuck someone else there." "I don't care, Jay." "Do what you want." "'Cause I literally got all sorts of nasty things planned for you for the rest of this fucking duration." "I've got a horrible tongue when I get going, and there's no chance anyone's gonna mug me off in an argument." "I have 30 minutes where I probably could." "Now I will never fucking think about it again." "Why don't you molt it off, man?" "(Jay) I didn't come to Geordie Shore to argue." "That was the last thing I wanted to do." "She's going on as if I'm in the wrong, but she's just as much in the wrong as I am." "¶" "We're all in the house." "Holly wasn't there." "We still didn't realize she was gone." "I wasn't really bothered." "To be honest, it was the last thing on me mind." "I mean, I didn't" " I-- not one point realized Holly was not there." "¶" "What time is it?" "Actually feel like I want to cry a bit?" "What?" "What?" "What's wrong?" "(Charlotte) I find this little note that says," ""I am sorry." "I love you." "Hol" with a kiss." "And like I just start crying." "So I look at her wardrobe and none of her things are there." "She was really nice and like no one really give her a chance." "I know I said she should go, but I never actually thought she would." "Holly left a little note this morning saying," ""I am sorry." "I love you." "Hol," kiss." "Is she gone?" "She's gone." "Fuck, I didn't even notice." "To be honest, she's probably just feeling left out, pissed off, you know what I mean?" "Not interacting with the group." "Not getting on with people." "And she probably just thought enough's enough and decided to piss off." "She just said that, and like every time she spoke, she felt like you's didn't" "Because she wasn't being herself." "She was saying things she thought we wanted to hear." "All she would talk about was her tits." "We never really knew the real Holly, so she didn't fit in." "That's why she had to leave." "She would come in and be like, "Ah... (mimics burping)" ""That was a good burp." "Ooh, me tit's hanging out."" "The lads have been horrible about this, and they wouldn't even know if she was still here or not." "You know, that's not nice." "The lad's are fucking-right dicks." "Why?" "All of Holly..." "They don't give a shit." "They don't give a shit." "Like she's never did anything wrong." "And she just went." "And everyone was horrible." "I don't think you can like romanticize her now that she's gone." "You can't do, "She never did anything wrong." "She was the nicest bird in the house."" "'Cause that's bullshit and we all know it." "We all know she got under our skin." "If I'd known it was gonna end like this," "I probably would have made more of an effort." "Do you think she'll come back for the rest of her stuff then?" "Ooh, I like them shorts." "I do like them shorts." "Little nauticals." "Yeah." "That skirt is what I like, that skirt." "¶" "This morning, there was a load of tension between Jay and Vicky." "(chatter)" "I hear tension in the house and I can feel it." "They're not looking at each other." "They're not talking." "It's horrible." "I think some people might just be a little bit sensitive, but I'm speaking to him like a smile when I come downstairs, say "Good morning."" "If there's any tension in the house, he's fucking causing it." "If Jay and Vicky don't nip it in the bud, the whole household's gonna suffer." "Yeah, I've tried to talk to Vicky, see what the crack is, and we just have to take it from there." "Whether she talks to us or not, I don't know." "Grab anything that looks like mine out me room." "Oh, my God, this is the last thing I want to be doing on a home like this." "She's moved all her stuff into our room now because obviously Holly's gone and there's a spare bed." "She's single now." "She's one of us." "There's just a big divorce." "We've got like the Three Musketeers properly together now-- me, Charlotte, and Sophie in the room together." "We're gonna be a force to be reckoned with now, especially 'cause I am 110% single and doing whatever the fuck I want." "¶" "There's this massive tension in the house, and you can feel it." "There's not loads of tension." "Like I'll speak to him." "I'll talk to him about the weather." "I'll talk to him about politics." "I'll go on about..." "I'll talk about anything." "The fact of the matter is, I'm not going to sit and have some sort of like emotional breakdown over what happened last night." "I'm not doing it." "Who the fuck did he think he was coming around giving me advice in that?" "Dr. Greg?" "I don't think so, Trisha." "He doesn't want the tension that you draw." "Don't even try and say there's not tension, right 'cause there's tension." "What does he want us to do about it?" "You have to totally clear the air about it or what's going to happen in the future as well." "Just clearing the air so you can be civil with each other." "Yeah, all right, I might like chat only then." "Might chat with him?" "Or are you gonna chat?" "All right, Dad." "Okay." "Are you gonna do it?" "Promise." "Yeah, yeah, I promise." "Pinkies." "So I'll just be totally normal there." "He may be a Suzy sensitive, but I am like not into that whatsoever." "Emotions, gone." "(Jay) You don't want to talk?" "That was just all I had to say." "That's it?" "Why are you mad?" "I'm not mad." "I wanted to tell you this morning." "Well, I didn't want to talk to you this morning." "It's not me that was mad, Vicky, it was you." "You are the one who like-- What did I say?" "I said I'm not going to talk about this, Jay." "I just don't want there to be tension in the house." "All right, then we'll leave it that way." "Deal." "It's got to be the end, do you know what I mean?" "Otherwise we're just gonna carry on, going on the way we're going on." "(Sophie) Vicky and Jay, it's the light-bulb switch, isn't it?" "I don't know whether it's on, is it off?" "The light bulb's on, the light bulb's off." "Let's see." "¶" "(Greg) Me and James are going out." "After all this drama, we need to get out of here." "This is time to prove now." "Step up to the plate, show what you can really do." "He said he can do it all, poor birds." "Let's see if it's not all talk." "(chatter)" "It's the big night out." "Me and Greg hit Spy Bar and Jesmond." "I'm literally gonna top as soon as I walk through the door." "¶" "Me and him walk into Spy Bar expecting big things tonight." "Blokes, blokes, blokes, blokes, blokes." "The football's on, man." "He's killed us, huh?" "There's no one here." "What a shit start a night that is." "(chatter)" "(chuckling)" "All right, what is your name?" "Eve." "Eve, how are you?" "I'm way out with Spy Bar." "Like one of the barmaids was quite fit." "So Greg struts over, giving her big licks." "What are you doing tomorrow night?" "Um... yeah." "What?" "I'm away." "When you off?" "12:00." "Will you go out with me?" "I'm sorry, I've got a boyfriend." "Big custard pie." "Sorry." "All right, nice meeting you." "You, too." "Killer." "Absolute killer." "Red face, out the door." "¶" "You gonna make this phone call?" "I actually have to go upstairs." "Actually, I'm scared." "(laughs)" "Last night, Wildy I've known for about seven years." "Couldn't care who else is in there." "I was like right it down now." "Oh, she's definitely girlfriend material." "Charlotte, why you fuming?" "(all talking at once)" "Charlotte's actually crying." "I did have a soft spot for Gaz." "Was more like a flame." "But Gaz has pissed on that flame." "The wind has came and blew the ashes away, and now, frankly, I could not give a flying fuck." "(line ringing)" "(woman on phone) Hello?" "For me, I never ring girls." "I do never hardly go on dates." "Face-to-face dates I've probably had about five in me life." "What are you doing tomorrow night?" "(woman) Nothing I don't think." "Let's have some food and then go out after, 'cause actually all the lads and I are going out after." "(woman) All right, okay." "What are you thinking?" "I'm not sure." "I'll get like a table, then I'll ring you back." "(Vicky) Gaz is an absolute pipe." "This whole little "Hello, Charlotte," "I want to pull out people, but I want who to not pull."" "Bye." "Whew." "(girls laughing)" "You sounded nervous." "I'm sweating." "With Charlotte..." "You can't play a player at his own games." "So shit's not happening and there's no way I'm going there again, just to annoy her." "¶" "(chatter)" "Whoa!" "We're the only people in." "(chatter and laughter)" "I'm like, "We'll go there and it's rammed wall-to-wall funny."" "There was nothing." "To the best day ever." "Not a fucking soul in the place, waste of time, waste of drink, waste of money." "(chatter)" "¶" "We've decided, me and the girls are gonna go on a triple date." "Hi, Anna babe, it's Vicky." "I know that Anna has like good-looking boys." "I know she knows some 'cause she does like that..." "Are you all right?" "(Anna on phone) I am, and you?" "Not too bad." "The three lasses were trying to get a date, sort of, for tomorrow night, and we're sick of the tongue and tone." "So I'm hoping you can sort of..." "with some decent-looking lads." "(Jay) There's nothing like a woman scorned." "She's just showing how bitter she is about it." "Straight, and we only argued last night." "Next day, she's trying to go on a date with lads." "Handsome, muscle, great." "Gentlemen." "(Anna) Right, that's not a problem." "I do know gentlemen." "She says the lads she's got waiting for her make the lads in this house look like ugly, fat, middle-age troglodytes." "You are so on the ball." "I just want to bring a boy back who can actually match up to them." "Like who can actually turn around and like be threatened by." "She was..." "Her boss is setting us up." "Dates-- what more can you ask for?" "I'm confident." "I'm absolutely buzzing, girls." "I feel sick of this." "I enjoy this." "The best part of my like completely 110% legitimate single status is that I can now creep the fuck out of Newcastle once again." "¶" "(chatter)" "So we go to this place, see if there's any birds in there." "We were there the night before when it was rammed." "¶" "There's literally ten people in." "Desperate times, I see this bird, she looks decent from the side of the bar, quite far away." "The "friend" goes to the bar." "She's with her mum." "Like, "James, take one for the team."" "Couldn't understand her." "She was Scottish." "Couldn't understand a word she was saying." ""Let's go to the bar."" "There's no birds in there, so I thought, right, and we'll just go on, like." "Chicken wrap and pizza." "Gym in the morning." "Ah, definitely." "Gym in the morning." "(chatter)" "Hey, man, cheers." "We're going out expecting big, big things." "The pressure's on us tonight." "We bring back a pizza, a margarita pizza..." "¶" "Lately we've been having lie-ins, and we've been sleeping in and been just enjoying the life, not the day." "I have to work again?" "You're not going to believe whose turn is to tidy." "Is it ours?" "Yep." "It's like being back at home on the normal 9:00-to-5:00 shift." "Okay, let's just go." "Come on." "Gary annoys us most of the time." "He just came into the bed this morning 'cause we had some secrets to tell." "She's slowing getting Jay wrapped around her little finger, and I just don't want Jay to get hurt." "I think it's all gonna be okay because I think Jay is gonna turn the cards around and is gonna end up catching on very soon." "So I don't think I'll be feeling sorry for him much longer." "What's the big green thing?" "Hmm, interesting." "Are you gonna be doing some leaflet?" "State agents and a solicitor, right?" "Anna is as sneaky as Greg." "Like telling me, "Are you gonna be leafleting for solicitors and state agents?"" "I thought there might have been some level of prestige involved in the job or at least something where it would keep me bust her dignity." "¶" "I'm a state agent." "Our job today was walk around a center dressed as fucking twats." "¶ ... agent." "Now, Vicky's got men cracked with the whole thing." "She can make up jokes." "And I'm like, I don't really know what to say, so I'm walking around going..." "Have you lost the will to live?" "Take one of these." "(laughs)" "And I thought it was really, really fun, but I realized it was quite abusive and I was getting really, really funny looks." "You can seriously not say that to like..." ""Lost the will to live?" Right." "¶" "(Jay) At the moment, Geordie Shore is a man's world, you know what I mean?" "We're doing it, we're going out shopping, we're hitting the gym, we're doing the birds, we're looking good." "Fuck no, Vicky." "She's lovely as fucking..." "Too fierce with her." "I've been caught with Vicky for the past two weeks." "Didn't know whether I was doing the right from the wrong thing." "Turned out to be the wrong thing." "The girls are going out tonight." "I bet you there'll be three lads back here." "I reckon they're gonna get three lads to make us look ugly." "'Cause they feel put down, they're trying to make us feel put down." "That's what they're trying to do." "And it's not gonna happen." "Birds act desperately to ring fucking Anna to get like lads down, you know what I mean?" "How stupid does that look?" "If I walked into a bar with them, fuck no." "(laughter)" "You'd have to be..." "out here." "Fucking right." "(laughs)" "Not really our loss, to be honest." "¶" "I've never been on a blind date, have you?" "No... (Charlotte) I'm really excited for this triple date." "I can say that in the past two days, I've forgotten about Gary." "¶" "Hi." "Lads are really, really nice." "Good impressions." "Hi, I'm Ruben." "Hi, I'm Sophie." "But I'm stuck with the man that speaks the same accent as me dad." "How old are you?" "28." "Hmm?" "And you?" "You look younger." "21." "21?" "Maybe." "(girl) How old are you?" "28." "I thought Anna would have much better taste than that." "I was expecting them to be these hunks." "I didn't mean no..." "Really?" "Not really." "Did you think we were probably ugly?" "Anna set me up with a guy called Jamie, who turned out to be quite good-looking, really like, really quite handsome." "I really did do the best out of that." "What do you do at uni?" "Cultural studies." "Is it very cultural?" "I'm quite a bit cultural." "(chatter)" "(Sophie) I couldn't be ass with them." "I actually couldn't." "I just wanted to go and have a good night with my boys, have a dance, have a laugh, pull a fit lad if I can." "End of night." "To Geordie Shore." "(all) To Geordie Shore." "Cheers." "¶" "I wish Gary the best of luck on his date tonight." "He will be fine." "She's my type, little tiny bird." "For once, I'm actually so excited to go on a date." "I didn't want to kiss the first meal." "You don't want to be leaning on the table, trying to smack the lips on them." "So play it cool, a few drinks." "Got drinks flowing." "Start holding hands, have a bit tache on." "And that's where I see the night start going." "¶" "¶" "We took our dates to Orso." "The guys reacted exactly the way I thought they would." "G was like overly friendly, like, "All right, nice to meet you, man."" "Yeah, shock." "All three of them were just total flops." "Total flops, all three of them." "I think Vicky's was all right, but to be honest," "I think she's just trying to make herself feel a bit better." "James and Greg were nice to their faces, then turned around straight behind their back and went, "What are you doing with him?"" "Blah, blah, blah." "(crowd cheering)" "(chatter)" "Gary and his date walks in, and she's nice." "I wouldn't even know as if I was walking down the street." "Like the old ... about worlds, these worlds, these worlds, and he walks in with an in-betweener." "I'm sure she had like auburn hair." "She was like orangutans." "Their hair, it's not ginger, it's like this auburn-y, brown-y, orange-y color." "Charlotte wears a lot of makeup, all that kind of stuff." "And no effort in the hair." "Holly came out with hair to one side." "Little bit of makeup on." "Probably would have been amazing, so it would have been intimidating for Charlotte if she still has feelings for him." "Girls, at the end of the day, would get jealous." "She's gonna be a little bit jealous about that girl that he took on a date, 'cause he didn't take her on a date." "They didn't have a date together." "He just fucked her, then fucked her off." "¶" "Pressure's on with the lads, pull the night." "I see Tosha who I'm sporting the week before." "So I just grab her, kick back a beer, drinking drinks with her." "She's coming back, I've pulled." "¶" "It was the weirdest night ever." "I didn't enjoy it, to be honest with you." "G was with a girl that he met before." "Vicky's with another boy." "And Gary's sitting there with a girl as well." "The lads are sitting with other girls." "We're sitting with other boys." "It shouldn't be like that." "It should be us all together having a laugh." "We're a family, you know what I mean?" "¶" "You constantly..." "it's just different people are gonna take different times and it's different approaches." "That's what I do-- I meet girls." "It's going out, it's fun, it's" "I wouldn't change it for the world." "¶" "So, in the club, dancing around." "I'm actually kissing my boy." "I was obviously really drunk because I only saw him as a friend." "¶" "What's he doing wrong?" "Nick, Nick hasn't done anything wrong." "He's such a cool crack, right?" "He's..." "Second best..." "He couldn't care less about you's." "Everyone I'm going out with, comparing to the boys who we live with, that's what me and Sophie are doing." "We're actually sitting there saying, "I just can't wait to get back with our lads."" "I just don't understand the obsession right now with-- with "our lads"" "who couldn't actually give a fuck about us." "Vicky keeps saying that they don't even like us." "I really enjoyed that date and situation." "I really enjoyed the chance to get out, meet some new people, whereas all they seem to want to do is go back with the guys, the guys from the house." "I don't give a fuck if we come out..." "Don't get us wrong." "I love the lads." "But just think they give us a fucking second thought when they pulling." "¶" "(singing)" "(Vicky) Charlotte, worst song I've ever heard in me life." "Worst song I've ever heard in me life." "(gasps) Shit." "Shit." "This sausage is crying for his family." "This sausage is crying for his family." "This sausage is with its family!" "It's partying!" "(Vicky) Me and Jay are totally single, like free agents in that." "So no hard feelings." "(chatter)" "(Jay) So now I've got the room, Vicky's moved out." "A room to meself." "That's like the second guest room, do you know what I mean?" "So I can bang up there and do what I want." "Then no one can say jack shit." "Like that's all me... washing... folded." "Vicky, she's not as cross as the lads as me and Charlotte are." "¶ Brig's our favorite Brig's our favorite ¶" "No." "(laughter)" "You know, I think it's with the G thing 'cause they have teamed up with G and all they've got G's back and things like that." "Vicky said that... she's being cheerful." "Well, you said that you and G are our favorite." "(chatter)" "What she said." "That's what she said." "What a two-faced bitch." "This is my family now, and I would never pick me mom over me dad." "So I would never, ever pick the girls over the boys." "Just think Vicky's a bit too fierce." "She'll be like..." "to all." "And then the next minute, the girls will be like," ""Ah, Vicky, you're slogging yourself,"" "seeing that we're only like friends with them, just to..." "and stuff." "Like they don't give a shit about them on nights out." "No, I'm not being funny, mate." "But Vicky is one evil, horrible, twisted cow, you know what I mean?" "Jay doesn't deserve-- doesn't deserve being treated they way she would treat him." "Last I was in here, she was sleeping there." "No." "Yeah, she was..." "Honestly, you cannot touch it." "You know what was my foreplay, talking about fucking Vicky." "What a nightmare." "(chuckles)" "¶" "(doorbell rings)" "Ding-dong!" "Come pick the worst doorbell ever." "(girls) Wow!" "(whirring)" "In Newcastle, the girls are very, very competitive." "Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tan, fake nails." "You know, I love the fake look." "(laughs)" "(chuckles)" "If you've got nice back on you, then get them out." "You know, why would you hide what you've got?" "(Vicky) No, you don't." "I got the shock of my life... came downstairs half asleep," "I see Sophie stark naked getting spray-tanned..." "Greg!" "Yo." "I need more..." "I was, I was a..." "Until?" "(chuckles)" "Geordie blokes are not free to say, if they think you're good-looking, they'll go," ""All right, love, you're fucking..."" "(chanting)" "(chanting)" "But if you mean it, yeah, love, sort your fucking life out..." "Gonna smell like lovely biscuits... (whirring)" "¶" "Got a bad feeling back tonight." "I don't want to think about everyone drunk and then everyone kissing, then all the love squares, circles, hexagons, everything else going on." "Then all of the fights and then the tears." "¶" "Me and Charlotte just having a little..." "Vicky disappeared for a little bit." "And I just thought she was at the club with her friend." "You know, she knows a couple of people in that club, so I thought she might be trotting." "¶" "I found out that everyone had been talking about us behind me back." "So the instant reaction was to just tell the girls to go fuck themselves." "¶" "All of the sudden, she approaches us and goes absolutely psycho." "¶ Everybody has a bad day sometime ¶" "¶ And even when you're in a bad way ¶" "¶ Just keep trying" "¶ 'Cause someday the sun's gonna shine... ¶" "She was like, "You've been fucking slaggers off to the lads." "You've been two-faced and all this."" "And I was like, "Whoa, I've turned..."" "¶ Because there's no use crying ¶" "¶ Someday the sun's gonna shine upon you... ¶" "The girls are all kicking off of each other." "I just thought, Whoa, I'm not getting involved with this." "Like let them get on with this." "Don't fancy black eyes, like I need to pull." "¶ I'm gonna party until the sun comes up... ¶" "She just was..." "She's going, "These aren't my friends, these aren't my friends." "I want to go home." "I want to see my real friends."" "(chatter)" "You went back to the lads and went, "Vicky says..."" "I think I've got mates." "I'm in a house where no one gives a fucking shit." "The lads don't care about..." "They don't care what we look like." "And what, now everyone's talking about it." "I start to listen, then she starts saying about how me and the boys have been slogging them off." "Vicky's name wasn't mentioned in a bad way." "Girls, what a two-faced bitch." "You would literally just mention so Jay would constantly say it." "I said to you, I said the lads don't care if you pull." "The lads don't care." "The lads don't care if I pull..." ""Vicky says this," 'cause that's what I've been called." "And I have been told that everyone's talking about us behind me fucking backs." "(all arguing)" "I honestly cannot believe that." "Just screaming, just shouting." "I mean, she was already angry before this." "And I can't really be bothered, to be honest." "Why is this going on when everyone's drunk?" "(all arguing)" "I've just been told that everybody's talking about us behind me back." "So I just think, What are you doing?" "Why are you being like this?" "It's happening every night, just getting angry about something." "She can't just have a good night." "¶" "These people were people who I was starting to trust and like and want to spend time with." "And now they've betrayed me trust, made us look stupid, made us feel stupid, and they've all done it together." "I've got no time for them now." "¶" "Vicky was being horrible." "(chatter)" "Jay said to us that you's didn't like us, and we told you's, and he's like, "What?"" "Think about it, think about it." "Come on, we fucking love you's, like." "Loyal." "But the way that Vicky says it's just proper persuading just like when the boys are getting the girls." "It's going a bit like Chinese whispers now." "Vicky's getting a little bit..." "She's feeling a bit left out." "She feels like she's got no one." "And you know, it's not nice to feel like that at all." "Holly felt like that." "Vicky I couldn't give a fuck." "Honestly, when I first met her," "I thought Vicky was unreal." "(all talking at once)" "It's shit." "(whispering)" "Vicky's an absolute bitch." "She's crying, she's upset, she doesn't know what the fuck's going on." "It was pretty hard to see 'cause obviously she has a massive character and she is a strong person." "This is why I'm fucking here-- to sort it out." "I can't, I can't, I can't." "Vick, Vick, Vick." "Jay, please don't get mad at me." "I'm not mad at you." "Just think that everyone's against her, and all she wants to do is just like get out of it, pack her stuff, and leave." "Vick, you're gonna have to do it, babe." "I'm going." "You're not." "No, no, no." "You've got no idea how much I want..." "I'm going." "I will not stay." "I can't stay." "I can't stay." "I can't stay." "I can't stay." "I don't want to spend time with people who talk about us behind me back." "I don't want to share a room with girls who are more bothered about what a group of guys think about them than what a real girl mate cares-- thinks about them and says." "I don't understand what's gone on." "And I don't understand how it's me who's-- out of everyone it's me who's being like-- who's being spoke about." "I want to-- I want to go." "¶" "(Vicky) I'm with these people a lot now." "When I do care what they think, and like that's what's hurting me feelings most is 'cause I did care a little bit." "I do" " I do care what they think." "We're actually lucky we got out of that place alive." "It's insane, like he's literally..." "I'm still going back for more." "So I'm just a glutton for punishment." "(Charlotte) Morning." "What the fuck?" "¶" "We're gonna do promotions." "Apparently she's some big hot shot in town." "You can do launches, but you must keep this house tidy." "Are you single, like, or what?" "No, I've got a boyfriend." "A boyfriend!" "First night, with a boyfriend, went and jumped straight in bed with Gary." "Who gives a fuck if she goes or stays." "(Holly) I'm trying to be strong." "I can't do anymore." "I wasn't ready to give her a chance." "Now I'm being told that everyone talks behind me fucking backs." "She's thinking everyone's against her." "(Sophie) It's not nice to feel like that at all." "Holly felt like that." "I couldn't care less about you, man." "Fuck off you little Banshee Go fuck yourself, fuck off you." "Seriously, fuck off." "Really, I couldn't give a fuck." "I want to go." "(Charlotte) I did have a soft spot for Gaz and now I could not give a flying fuck." "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge." "I should have a degree in pulling women." "I will never kiss anyone without a six pack." "The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair." "I can talk the back legs off a donkey." "Dress to impress, that's me." "I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got double Fs." "Geordie Shore, why aye." "¶" "I'm lying there with a banger." "do what every lad does, mostly bangin' her." "Generally, work with a bang, place deposit, job done." "Shh." "Tell anyone." "So at the minute, it's one big secret." "I feel like shit." "'Cause the only thing I can see is six people talking about one girl behind her back." "(Jay) Vicky's woke up in the morning, obviously just still feeling exactly how she was feeling last night, wanted to go." "(Vicky) I don't want to dislike them and I don't want to fall out with them, but I'm also gonna struggle to be nice to them now." "(phone ringing)" "Hello?" "(Anna) Good morning." "Hey." "Greg, I've got work for Charlotte and Sophie." "All right." "At 11 a.m. today, so you need to get them out of bed pretty quickly, okay?" "All right." "(talking quietly) Sorry, Charlotte." "Anna's been on the phone, youse gotta go to work now." "No." "Got you put open for 11." "It's you and Sophie." "So how the hell do we wake her up." "I'm like, "Fuck, what?"" "I just jump out of bed, have a quick shower, no makeup at all." "We didn't get a chance to see Vicky" "(Charlotte) Vicky's getting a little bit pout on her." "She's thinking I've slagged off when I wouldn't." "She's feeling a bit left out." "She feels like she's got no one and Holly felt like that." "(Charlotte) So it was sort of still left hanging, it was not resolved." "¶" "Vicky had said something to the girls and the girls got the wrong end of the stick." "The lads are just keeping out of it to be honest, like 'cause you don't want to get in amongst that like." "(phone ringing)" "(woman) Hello?" "Yeah, it's Vicky." "Hi, honey, you all right?" "Are you free today?" "Um, yeah, why?" "What's happened?" "I'm just-- Wanna-- just wanna, just wanna see us?" "Yeah, I could really do with seeing you." "If she left, there'd be a massive blow about this 'cause she's a coward in the house." "I like that he and Vicky got on well lately." "Some people may be bitching about her, but I've got no bad to say against her." "Don't get upset." "Don't get upset." "Don't cry." "Oh, babe." "(Jay) I think Vicky's pissed off with a lot of people in the house." "She's a bit upset, you know what I mean?" "I think it hadn't have been for me, she probably would have just got her bags last night and left." "Holly's left and if another one goes, two girls and four lads, ain't gonna work." "All right." "¶" "It's a food fair." "What the hell am I doing?" "It's one of them spray tans." "Oh God, good bye, that was something." "He doesn't need a spray tan." "I can't bear to go back in the house and... and have all the tension going on." "I just want everyone to be friends again." "We feel like it's gone out of proportion." "We haven't been able to explain to Vicky what's going on, we haven't been able to talk to her, nothing like that." "I think we just need to go home and just..." "have a big chat." "Like way pissed everyone off the first day, but we didn't go on like her and Jay did." "Sometimes I feel like I'm walking on eggshells with Vicky." "She'll be really angry about it still." "But I begin to think like she's only got us." "¶" "So." "I'm looking at it-- six people I've spel-- spent two weeks solid with were all standing and talking about me behind me back." "Now you feel as though you can't trust them." "I feel as though I can't trust them." "I feel as though I can't be meself." "I feel as though I can't relax." "I feel as though they'll be saying one thing to me face and one thing behind me back." "You just feel a bit on your own at the minute." "I'm feeling really lonely." "I needed a pep talk  off me mom and me sister." "I needed some time with them." "I needed to know that I wasn't being overdramatic... or I wasn't alone." "Like I needed to know there are people who properly love me for me and who know I'm a nice person." "¶" "Me and Gary working together." "A hen party, we're expecting loads of lasses there." "It's gonna be a good crowd, good banter." "This is the most embarrassing moment of my life." "We're like, "What the fuck are we doing here?"" "I was thinking, "Odd job's are good, not too bad, a few drinks."" "You wanna go take your trousers off in the toilets?" "What, no way." "Yeah?" "Can you only?" "No way." "Seriously?" "So, asses out?" "Yeah." "Trousers off, Why are you're covered?" "You've got your fanny really covered." "You're gonna have hardly anything on show." "I am not walking around here like that." "No way." "Me and Gary, we're like, "You're fucking joking, man."" "Fucking hell." "Jay was like, "No way are we getting naked here."" "Next thing you know, we come out the toilet and we're like, "Oh, it's a hen party, so it's just gonna be girls."" "No, it was a 40th birthday party." "There were like, men sitting there with their kids." "There was like, families." "¶" "And they're trying to lift your apron up and they're trying to untie it." "This 55-year-old woman or 60-year-old woman was dancing with me." "I don't even think 50-year-olds should even be allowed to dr" "I think she was wearing more revealing clothes than Sophie and Charlotte." "Afterward, I was quite vile." "I thought I like, knew about girls, but the things that were said to me in that club," "I don't even think are legal." "Women telling me they're gonna ruin us and then teach us a trick or two." "Woman's like, "Oh, me hubby's away, I've got a big double bed just for me and you." I was like, "Fucking hell."" "Whoo!" "These birds don't see lads like me and Gary all the time, so they were lapping it up." "¶" "I was like, "Jay's been gone quite a while."" "(Jay) I was talking to this bird." "She was kissing us and she was feeling me cock and you know, it got to the point where" "I was just like, "Right." "Get yourself around the back."" "Where is he?" "I think he's in the toilet now" "No, I've seen him walk 'round here." "(Gary laughing)" "Jay!" "She went 'round the back and just ended up banging her." "There, there!" "Boom, just caught Jay, in the corner." "Quickly-- had like girls quickly pull their pants up." "I was like, wee!" "(laughing)" "Yeah, I'm gonna keep her number." "Bit of unfinished business." "¶" "How was work?" "It was all right." "How are you, are you all right?" "No, I'm feeling like, pissed off." "Why, what's going on, what's going on?" "Explain now, because last night, everyone was just so drunk and" "Yeah." "And things got put out of proportion." "Yeah." "Really feel like I want to go home." "Why, why?" "'Cause I was just getting to like everyone and we're all just getting happy and then, the weird sounds." "It sounds like six people have been talking about one girl behind her back." "There were people I was honestly starting to like." "And I thought they liked me as well." "And it's just hurtful to think that... maybe they don't care as much about you as I thought-- you thought they did." "We are family now." "You know how it is, we've gone through this experience together and we're gonna go through it as far as it goes on." "We just have to get over this tiny little thing and make it better." "Forget whatever happened." "I am sorry." "I'm sorry." "And I will never, ever, ever say anything like again." "I promise you." "And I don't want you to leave this house 'cause we're a team now and you're one of the girls." "You're us." "And without you-- You cannot, you cannot leave." "We'll have-- we'll have a fuckin' scream together." "Just over something so little." "Come here, stop being silly." "I just." "Come here." "Don't stop, howay." "The girls have said sorry." "There's nothing left for me to do but to just fucking man up and move on." "I cannot drag it on and hold a grudge." "I've got to live here with them." "And the fact of the matter is, before all this," "I was really starting to like them." "After this..." "I could solve world peace." "I could be better than the prime minister." "Watch out, right?" "Has there ever been a prime minister who's actually wanted to get pissed and... being a little bit of a slag in their life?" "No." "¶" "(Sophie) Tonight we're gonna get off with fucking tree." "We're gonna get completely mortal." "The girls, a big confrontation been going on." "We've divided." "You know, the lads are at work." "Just the girls." "We're liable to tash on." "When Holly was around, we couldn't really tash on as much because, you know, we had to keep her involved and we didn't want to leave her out." "So I actually think it's a good thing that she's not here." "¶" "(Charlotte) I'm hoping that when the three of us go out, we can get our bond back and become the Three Musketeers again." "Everything seems to be mended quite well." "Water under the bridge." "You fall out with your real friends at home, you never stay, like, angry or mad for too long." "And I think it's... gradually becoming a similar situation here." "Well, we get back and I decide that's it," "I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to talk to Gary anymore." "I'm thinking of all these reasons in me head and I'm thinking that's it, I don't want him anymore." "And you know what, I was really good." "I didn't speak with him." "And then I'll go into bed with him." "It could be the parsnip sending his brainwaves." "It's scary, you know, what that thing can do." "I like Gary, I fancy Gary." "I'm really jealous if Gary brings any girls back." "It's a revelation." "I think I'm going to have to tell Gary about the revelation." "I think Gary's gonna be shocked about the revelation." "I don't know what is gonna happen." "¶" "I wanted to come back." "Being away for a couple of days, it's given me a chance to help me see, realize how much I actually miss the people in this house and how much they do actually mean to me." "All I want to do now is just get on with everybody." "No one's ever been nasty to me, it's I didn't feel like I fitted in." "I'm actually feeling like, extremely nervous." "Ridiculously nervous." "I don't know how they're gonna react." "Morning." "(laughing)" "What the fuck?" "I wake up." "I open me eyes." "There's Holly?" "I'm really happy and excited, because I think, "Yes." "This means it's four of us." "Maybe things will be better, maybe people will stop arguing." "Wake up." "Shit." "Holly's back?" "What the fuck?" "Vicky's in in her bed." "Shit." "Where's Holly gonna sleep?" "Shit." "Why haven't you got a girl in your bed?" "(Jay) You know, I'm just half asleep and cannot really be asked to talk to her." "She's like, "Oh, I'm back." I said, "Obviously."" "You're going back to sleep?" "Right, I will see you later." "You're back." "I'm back." "I don't think she should have came back to be fair 'cause she's left now and now she's come back, it's gonna be worse for her." "(Gary) I wasn't like, buzzed "Yay, Holly's back."" "Everyone's just like, "Eh, you know, Holly, welcome back."" "I'm just waiting to see what will happen with the bedroom situation because no one's even talked about that yet." "(Holly) People either love me or they hate me." "Most people hate me." "But if you love me, it's brilliant." "I don't really give a shit what people think." "I've got me, I've got my boyfriend." "That's not gonna change, so fuck everyone else." "(Sophie) They all feel like they're having some kind of nightmare from Elm Street." "No, no, this is reality, lads." "Holly's back." "¶" "(Phone ringing)" "Good morning." "Good morning." "Is that Vicky?" "It is indeed, Anna, how's you?" "Me, I am fine." "(Charlotte) Anna is the bearer of bad news all the time." "Tonight at six, you and Jay" "Mm-hmm." "And Charlotte and Gaz." "Salsa dancing lessons." "Salsa dancing lessons?" "Yes, okay?" "Yep." "Okay." "Straightaway, Vicky, not happy." "And the people who are doing it are compulsory, is that right?" "Me, Jay, Charlotte and Gary have to trial her salsa dancing lessons for hen and stag parties." "I hate salsa." "I hate the thought of dancing with Jay like that." "Jay's just got a couple little faults." "Unfortunately for me, it's not anything big enough to stop with this insane crush I seem to have on him." "So..." "I think I'm fucked." "¶" "The sun is proper shining, so we thought, "Let's all go to the beach."" "¶" "Since Holly's left, there has been a bit of an atmosphere even though everyone slagged her off." "Now that she's back... it could make us stronger." "I think Vicky's just looking like eh, complains about every single matter-- so angry-- but eventually all for this shit." "We owe her, this may be the best week of our lives, man, relax." "That's pretty classic, I don't know why she's stressing" "Naw, annoy me like you annoy me." "(Gary) Like, at least tonight, right," "Look, no one's got any fucking ties." "Right." "Fucking, he's back in action," "I'm back in the game." "There's nothing but me, nothing from you two." "Not even salsa dancing?" "Me and Charlotte is not-- nothing serious," "It's not gonna get serious." "I'll go out and still pull birds." "Does not matter." "She can go off with a lad, we wouldn't react." "I think it's just, all it is is she's a banger," "She knows the crack." "(Charlotte) Our dinner, it was a carvery." "And there was potatoes and broccoli and then there was parsnips." "And there were some cunny big parsnips there." "It could give Gary a run for his money, them parsnips." "This has made my day complete." "Dinner, beach and parsnips?" "You couldn't ask for anything more." "(James) Vicky's been miserable, like she had her face like, slapped off." "I'm so bored." "I've never been more bored in me entire life." "I went to Vicky and said, "What's up with you?" "What's wrong here?" I'm going, I'm going, just give her the cold shoulder." "(James) I don't want to be around her when she's in a huff." "So she can either piss off or cheer us all up." "And then Vicky just stormed out and didn't see it." "(Holly) I know how that feels." "I've been in that situation." "There's eight people in this house, but you can still feel like the loneliest person in the world." "Like, and it's not a nice feeling." "I wouldn't want anybody to go through what I had to go through." "Having that daft argument the other day and the argument with Jay," "I'm just feeling so down and so lonely and just unhappy." "¶" "So we got back and Vicky was nowhere to be seen." "I said, "Where's Vicky?"" "And she was upstairs." "Have to go to work, man." "Come on, Vickster." "Greg, you're not me dad, stop trying to make us get up." "What?" "You're not me dad, so" "Did I say I'm your dad?" "I'm not getting up." "Today she's been getting on my nerves like, the way she been-- seems to be attention seeking lately and it's really getting me annoyed today." "I appreciate you trying to make us go, but I'm not gonna go." "What?" "Bye bye." "Bye bye." "I just do not want to look like a dickhead, right?" "And I don't want to go to salsa." "(Greg) The attitude to everybody when you kind of deal with her." "I was trying to talk to her and she was saying, "Bye."" "I thought, who the fuck-- pissed me off, that." "Hi, Anna, it's Vicky." "Hello, Vicky, how are you?" "Um, I'm all right, babe." "I'm just, um, I'm just feeling like" "Excited for tonight?" "Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about." "Um, I'm just feeling a little bit... overwhelmed by the situation right at the minute." "I have tried to appeal to her softer side." "Yeah, yeah, deffos, I wouldn't" "Don't let us down." "miss it for the world, no." "I did what any responsible adult does and I dug me heels in the sand and acted like a baby." "Bye, Anna." "We've gotta go." "I'm not going." "I told you, I'm not going to salsa." "I've told you why." "I thought you'd have appreciated my honesty." "But you don't, so I'm not going anywhere." "You can fuck off." "¶" "Three and back." "(Charlotte laughing)" "One, two." "(Charlotte) Gary's just getting it wrong." "Four." "(laughing)" "I think he's dancing with me and he feels under pressure 'cause he's in love with us." "So he's like, making mistakes and that." "So he has to go sit down to calm himself down and think, try to get himself back on this earth 'cause dancing with me was like being in heaven." "¶" "I'm used to having some great nights out with me girls at home." "And that's what I was after." "A nice girly night out." "(Holly) It's my first night out since I've actually been back and it would be lovely if everyone could just go out together, like boys and girls." "But Vicky doesn't want to go out with the lads." "Vicky said that she wants to separate it." "She wants the girls to go and do their own thing." "(Vicky) This was never about the guys in the house." "This was about me wanting to spend some time with the girls." "(Greg) Me getting told the group's splitting." "Lads have to go off separate, can't go to the usual bars we go to because madam doesn't want us there." "Not watching my many lads, I'm not having it." "What on earth is wrong with you?" "Nothing wrong with me." "Go wherever the fuck you want, Greg." "I'm going to go to the Bijou." "I'm not having someone dictate where we can and cannot go." "When has anybody ever told you what to do?" "That's what's happening now." "That's what's happening now." "All I can hear is" "(vocalizing)." "Yap, yap, yap." "So why are you taking this up on me?" "I was took it up with you earlier because you were take the piss by you going, "Okay, Dad."" "You were taking the piss." "Right, so one little thing," "Taking the piss and really-- That you have taken the wrong way." "This is not good, whew." "There's no fucking chance I'm saying sorry to you now after the way you've behaved." "I don't I don't want ya to fucking say sorry." "How could you talk about us downstairs?" "Just fucking going on like that." "What, what, I don't want to be separated." "I think it's shit we're getting separated." "I'm, I'm, I'll sa-- I'm tell it to your face." "I'm" " I'm not hiding it." "Really but you didn't say it to my face." "You said it behind my back." "'Cause we're splitting the group up." "This is fucking insanity." "I cannot hear a thing what they're saying." "I cannot understand it." "Fucking gettin' this dude." "She's got some foul mouth on her don't she?" "For a lass that reckon she's so like..." "Posh and-- posh and respectable." "That's a joke." "Trash coming out of her mouth, that big mouth." "Four of the lads about were having a lads night out with a night." "got their vodka in, everyone's getting pissed, everyone's dancing, having a good time." "(James) There's a few birds but no extra special, like, just all right." "Just gonna have a good night and just dance all night." "(Vicky) The argument with Greg was horrible from my point of view." "Just took the shine off the night." "So that's what I said, I says, "Lasses,"" "like, "Get yourselves out, have a good night."" "They's all desperate to be together and that, and I don't want to come between that." "Until he's pointed it out, I've never really thought about it." "I just thought about how down I was." "And I'm sorry if you think I've been selfish for saying I want to go and I'm not happy and all that." "No, I was the same" "But, it's never been a reflection on youse." "It's just, this is a lot different than what I'm used to." "Them lasses are just" "You know what, I've not even gave 'em," "I've not even gave them credit for how nice they are." "I really haven't." "And they are adorable." "(Sophie) She has more vodka." "Finishes off the Jaeger." "Posh, Vicky's with the knees, get in." "(Vicky) They just said it was like, "Vicky, you're coming out, like," "Stop being a dick, stop being a drama queen." "Get your glad rags on and get out."" "And that's exactly what I did." "(cheering)" "(Charlotte) All the girls as a team, all four of us were out." "Forget the drama." "Whatever she said, she was out at night." "We're painting the town red." "¶" "Oh my gosh, we get to Florita's and literally, the lads are like, buzzing over us." "They're like flies around shit, but buzzing, actually buzzing." "They we're like, "Yeah, girls."" "(Jay) Vicky's got like, the biggest smile on her face." "She's just dramatically changed." "Come bouncing in." "It's like, "What are you doing here?"" "We didn't expect that at all because she didn't want to be there." "(Holly) My first night back," "I was a bit, like, anxious of whether it was gonna be the same, am I gonna get pushed out still?" "And it was like, everything had changed." "Like, and I don't even think people realized that it had changed, but it had and I saw it." "And I'm like, what the fuck?" "This is the best night ever." "Like, how has this happened?" "Just like, all around prayers are being answered and everything was fine." "This was the ultimate family night." "Apart from Gary." "I confronted him and I was like, we were all having such a good time and all you bother about was talking to absolute mingers and you turn around, he was like," ""I'll talk to anyone I want."" "I jumped on the table with these two girls." "Got one of their numbers." "Then got the other girl's number later on." "I didn't speak with him, and I was giving him actual black looks, right, and he ignores that." "(Gary) If Charlotte was like, "Oh, I do like you, blah, blah,"" "I would have to again nip it in the bud and be like, "Look, whoa, whoa, whoa, stops here."" "¶ Somebody, somebody let me know ¶" "¶ that it's the weekend. ¶" "¶ that it's the weekend ¶" "¶ Time is money and money is time ¶" "¶ But I don't care" "Oh, what's happened there?" "Mommy and Daddy back together." "What happened to the divorce?" "The ring's back on the finger, they're tashing on." "(Vicky) Obviously I still fancy Jay." "Obviously I still like him." "We ended up having tash on and that's improved me mood." "Total love birds." "You cannot get a better feeling." "(James) Look at her, look at her, look at her..." "No door toilet rally," "I cannot remember getting home." "Don't laugh at me fucking dickheads." "(James) She wanted me, like, to look after her and I was just thinking, "All right, I've never done this before."" "(James) Drink your water." "We'll get you a bucket." "We'll go upstairs and we'll just get in bed, right?" "Can you two like, stop tashing on for a second" "For Sophie at least." "Oh, now you want to be responsible." "(Holly) I still haven't got the bed situation sorted out yet, but Charlotte was like, "Oh, you can just stop and tell me for tonight and we'll sort it out tomorrow."" "Is she asleep?" "No, Gary, honestly, I'm not listen" "I've asked you to spoon, you don't want to spoon just go upstairs, don't tell us why you're here." "I just don't want to know." "Then why do you go and try and kiss people who are fucking ugly as fuck?" "I was in a mood with him for talking to the mingers." "There was some girl with the blonde hair with the middle parting', girl with the brown hair, frizzy hair." "And third, there was a girl who looked like fucking shit-tip" "I'm not asking them to marry me" "I know you're not." "I'm not saying that, ever." "Don't-- please, try and don't make me like the second best when..." "You know, I know, go on, please I insist." "Go on." "But it makes us feel offended when you go out with the likes of them." "And like an idiot, I got into bed with him." "And then the parsnip got a pipesy." "But that was all, nothing more." "¶" "Me and Vicky been basically, can't keep our hands off each other." "Necking on all night, necking on in the club, in the taxi." "And Vicky ends up in my bed." "Shock." "He changes his mind like, more than most girls change their knickers and I cannot be arsed with it anymore." "I'm absolutely sick of him." "I think he's just totally in control of what goes on." "And like, sick of being told what I'm gonna do." "You know what I mean?" "Like, it's just starting to irritate us how he calls all the shots and thinks he can just, like, muck us off whenever he feels like." "Obviously, there's like, some feelings there, but I think it's best that we just keep is as friends because we're tried the other route and all that happens is we end up in arguments." "¶" "(Gary) Wake up in the morning, stomach cramps, literally couldn't move." "On and off the toilet, just dying." "(Jay) Gary's absolutely fucked." "Not feeling well." "He's got loads of tablets, he's taking those tablets and fluids, stuff like that." "He's not eaten at all." "It'll be a massive miss for the lads not having Gary there for the night, you know what I mean?" "He's still really poorly." "Um, he's got like, diarrhea." "(laughing)" "I will look after Gary like his own special little nurse." "¶" "(man) Hey... (Holly) We thought we needed to have a chat about the whole room situation 'cause obviously I've came back." "So we thought we'd sit down before we went out, have a couple of drinks and discuss where I was going to sleep." "(Jay) Conversation comes up about fucking Holly and where she's gonna sleep." "Right, where would you like to sleep?" "Honestly, if" "Don't say you're not bothered, just tell us." "In a brilliant situation, I would like to sleep in the girls' room, but it really doesn't bother me." "Once I'm drunk, I'll be able to sleep anywhere." "So I'm really not bothered." "(Jay) You've got a few options." "One of the lads, more like Gary, you move up with me." "Holly, you move in with the lads." "That's not happening." "That cannot happen, seriously." "(James) There's no chance on earth Holly can come and sleep in my room." "Like, me, Gaz and Greg all despise her." "We can't stand her." "Why don't we get the bed out of your room, put it in the living room." "It basically became this horrible conversation where everybody in a roundabout way was just saying," ""I don't want her in me room."" "(Holly) I just sat there like, really quiet, because everyone's saying," ""No, we don't want her in my room,"" "which once again, made me feel like an outsider." "go any more." "Come to the conclusion that" "Jay was gonna come down into our room," "Charlotte and Gaz were going to have Jay's room and Holly was back in with the girls." "You happy?" "I'm happy as long as everyone else is happy." "So, all right, Holly, 'cause you want the girls' room, we all fucking move around." "I feel I've came back and actually spoil everything" "No, you haven't, I'm honestly not bothered." "People are saying, "No this," "No that."" ""No, she's not coming in our room,"" ""No, we don't want her here."" "Why is it that much of an issue?" "¶" "(Gary) It's fucking annoyed me." "I'm ill, gotta move all me stuff to another room." "It's like me little family was just going out without us." "All the girls." "I just, I lie in bed by meself." "I was just, I was honestly like, devastated." "I absolutely hated it." "¶" "(Sophie) Tonight's the night, bosh bosh." "In top top." "We've got the drink, we look good." "Let's start the night." "(Vicky) Not happy with the situation between meself and Jay at the minute." "Gonna seriously try and, uh, just tash as many handsome blokes as possible-like." "Um, I'm feeling up for the challenge tonight." "¶" "I'm on fire tonight." "I literally am a woman on a mission." "And I'm dancing in a nerdy way as if I just want to go home." "So I go home and be nurse for Gary." "¶" "(Gary) She came up scarfing beef and onion crisps, drinking Jaeger bomb out of a wine glass." "She was smashed." "Sat on the bed, she's like, "Gary, Gary."" "Honestly, lad, I look-- she's class, but." "Last night like, "Please, Charlotte, go to sleep."" "And I fall asleep and snore and Gary actually bes really angry at us and wants to take us out of the room 'cause he can't sleep." "I am not a Florence Nightingale at all." "More like a big, wild boar." "¶" "(Greg) Holly was embarrassing." "We were ashamed to be seen with her that night." "¶" "(Holly) To be honest, the night was fucking terrible." "I didn't feel very well." "I felt sick." "Everything had just built up and I was," "I was probably looking for an argument, to be honest." "I wasn't in any mood to just stand there." "¶" "(crying) The thing is, right, the first night," "I cannot remember a fucking thing." "And everyone said, including Gary, that I wanked Gary off, right?" "And I cannot remember a fucking thing." "(Jay) Come back and what do you know," "Holly's sitting in the fucking phone talking to her lad." "I need to stop hurting you." "You need to finish me now." "Just do it now." "I thought you loved me." "I do love you." "But I fucking" " I cannot even remember what happened, but why the fuck would Gary lie?" "He would never." "He has no reason to." "So I must have done exactly what he said I did." "And I can't handle-- you fucking well better than I am." "You fucking deserve so much better." "(Jay) Holly, if you want to fucking finish your lad, finish him." "Don't ask him... to finish you." "Finish him and finish it." "Don't look like a fucking mug." "That's what you're looking like now, so stop it and fucking finish it now." "This has been going on since fucking day one, since you got in here." "And you know what?" "It's fucking ridiculous how I'm treating you and it's fucking horrible and I hate it and I hate myself and I wish I could be better than I am, but I'm not." "And I wish I couldn't have done it, but I did and I" "(dial tone)" "(crying)" "¶" "(phone ringing)" "Hello?" "Hiya." "Hiya, baby." "You all right?" "Oh God." "I hate myself." "Don't look like a fucking mug." "That's what you're looking like now." "So stop it and fucking finish it now." "I didn't say that." "I just don't want you to look like a mug." "I just don't want you to look like a mug." "Why would you want to stay with me?" "What is your problem?" "What?" "I'm just so confused as to why you would want to." "I am" " You're actually hilarious." "I just don't understand." "(Vicky) I catch like, a snippet of the conversation." "It's along the lines of," ""You should totally finish me, though, babe." "You should totally finish me."" "Like, "You can so do better."" "But she's got this massive grin on her face, giving me the thumbs-up." "It's actually like, it's hurting me that I'm hurting you but I'm all trouble then it's my fault." "I hate myself." "It's quite a serious conversation and she's sitting there grinning like one of the Chuckle Brothers." "I'm going to Ohso tonight." "Come to Ohso tonight." "I love you." "Love you too, babe." "All right, babe, come tonight." "If you want me there." "Okay, love you." "Love you, bye." "Love you, bye." "He is like, the nicest person I've ever met in my entire life." "Bless him." "I do not know what's going on in that girl's head." "¶" "I'm so excited." "Carry on that faith, buddy, but you need to do somebody to break this wall of Gary's spell, like," "I'm starting to worry about you." "Me and Gary's just friends." "Hire a nanny, but leaving the nightclub to look after him." "Leaving the session, to go and play Florence Nightingale." "Are you for real?" "He was poorly, bless him." "I know we spend a lot of time with Gaz." "He's not the be-all, end-all." "There's plenty more fish in the sea." "D'ya know what right?" "Gary says that he won't be bothered..." "But, I know for a fine fact that he'd be jealous." "I just thought now you're gonna be a little bit more... independent, a bit more wary." "It's just 'cause he's there." "Yeah I get that, I get that he's there." "(Vicky) Ohso tonight, that's the plan." "Still unsure if tonight's gonna pan out." "¶" "So me mate Billy was there," "I was like, "Oh, Billy fancied getting a-- having a bit from Holly."" "(Holly) Billy is tit mad." "Like, seriously, he couldn't stop looking at them." "I just kept glancing and he wasn't even looking at my face, he was looking at my boobs." "So he thinks, you know, I'm gonna try to get into her, but he can't because who arrives?" "(woman) Oh my God right now." "What the fuck!" "Oh my God." "What the fuck." "I turn 'round and my boyfriend and my three best mates walk in." "And my first initial reaction was like, "Shit."" "I'm up at him like, "Oh, you all right, mate?" "Yeah?" 'Cause I would fucking hate that if I knew my girlfriend dancing with a lad and came up to shake my hand." "I'd be raging." "So I just kind of circled 'round them, just letting them be." "Just got on with the night." "It was so awkward." "Like, I didn't even know what to say." "¶" "Charlotte is hooked on Gary right now." "I just need to mix it up for her." "Just need to give her some fresh meat, let her know there are still other people out there." "That's not my dick, I'm not a dick... (Gary) Look over, Charlotte's necking him." "Tit and tote wrong approach, she's just bounced over." "He just sat with her all night, got a drink with her, chilled with her, danced with her, whatever." "He wants to kiss us all the time." "I don't want to kiss him all the time." "I'm having a good time." "Leave us alone." "So I kiss him, finally, and it's like there's a dagger digging into my mouth." "He's using his tongue like a dagger." "It was horrible." "It was the worst kiss I've ever experienced." "I don't want to kiss him again." "And then he starts saying, "Please can I come back?"" "Begging us to let him come back." "She wasn't into him." "Her heart wasn't into it and to be honest, I can't blame her." "All of a sudden, Charlotte, she was like, "Get me away, get me away, get me away."" "I was like, "What's up?"" "She was like, "Stop that bitch." "Stop that boy, stop that boy, please."" "She's got Gary, hasn't she?" "She doesn't need to worry about anything else." "(Greg) And Me, James, Sophie, Charlotte and Gaz just thought, "Fuck it, let's go," so we went home." "At this point, I'm only 18." "I've been with him for so long, it's been like mint being with him, but I don't know if I can carry on much longer." "I've got more attention than I've had in the past fucking, anytime that I've been here." "It was actually quite nice." "Poor kid came all the way over from Middlesborough to spend some time with his girlfriend who he misses and loves, only to get unceremoniously pied for some daft-dancing Essex boy who really couldn't care less about her." "He said, "Do you want to be with me?"" "And for the first time in our relationship," "I said, "I don't know."" "¶" "It's just fucking awkward from what I told you yesterday." "You coming here, it's like" "You asked, first to call on the phone" "I know I didn't know it would be like this" "I'm told I've gotta go, our taxi's waiting and they're gonna be pissed off." "See you later." "Love you." "I need to like, either stop being a bitch or stop everything with him." "It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye to these people." "(Charlotte) Spoonin' always only leads to one thing which is fucking." "Vicky, time out." "Fuck off, you daft (bleep)." "I don't regret anything I've fucking done." "(crying) That's fair enough anywhere else but not in the fucking bed next to me." "Charlotte." "We're a family." "We're like that." "¶" "If you don't turn up for work or you turn up late, you really, really jeopardize your position in this house, guys." "Are you single like a what?" "Dan's my boyfriend." "(groaning)" "You got a boyfriend." "Everyone said, including Gary, that I wank Gary off." "Gary's in another room with another fucking girl." "It makes me look like a mug." "Charlotte is hooked on Gary." "Charlotte and Gaz were gonna have Jay's room." "(Gaz) If Charlotte was like, "Oh, I do like him," "I would have to again, nip it in the bud." "In comes Holly's boyfriend." "(Holly) I need to like either stop being a bitch, or stop... everything with him." "(Sophie) Whoa, what's happening there?" "Mommy and Daddy back together, what happened to the divorce?" "I think the mission in me house is to bang Vicky." "I'm gonna tash as many handsome blokes as possible." "My biggest fear is getting wrinkles." "I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge." "I should have a degree in pulling women." "I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack." "The hardest graft I've ever done is doing hair." "I could talk the back legs off a donkey." "Dress to impress, that's me." "I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got double F's." "(all) "Geordie Shore", why-aye!" "¶" "I wake up and it's really early." "And like... so I look over at Gary and we decide to spoon." "And spooning always only leads to one thing which is fucking." "(Gary) Banger comes in my bed, I'm not gonna not make a withdraw." "Bang, straight in there, job done." "Plus, we made an agreement." "Soon as you got in the room, anyone pulls anyone else, you've gotta go in the guest room." "This whole room situation could be very good for me." "I'm gonna tell Gary one time, I do like him and I will tell him how I feel because we shared a room now and it's coming to the end, and I think it's about time I told him." "¶" "It's coming to the end now, "Geordie Shore"." "Don't want any fucking arguments, stuff like that." "(Vicky) I had proper tash on." "Quite a nice cuddle and a really nice night like." "I love spending time with Jay so copy that." "(Vicky) Whatever's going on isn't healthy." "I'll be the first person to hold me hands up and say that." "It's just been a headfuck from start to finish, it's madness-like." "I wake up, I know I've gotta go to work with Holly." "My idea of hell." "Greg!" "Greg's gotta go to work with Holly for a full day in Stockton where she lives." "Idea of hell for anyone in this house to be honest." "That's my life." "Ready, we gotta go, like now?" "I don't wanna be in the same room for two minutes, never mind working with her." "And it's my idea-- everyone knows I'm fucking dreading it." "Like I do not want to be stuck with her all day." "Greg, are we going now?" "Hello." "(Greg) Hi, guys." "Basically, we've just got to hand people these flyers and get them into this furniture store to show them their new oak furniture." "All right, ready?" "Let's go." "The whole point of the job was to get people to the shop." "Holly was there with her tits out looking like a drag queen, scaring people off." "Hi, excuse me, can I give you a leaflet?" "No, I don't want one." "All right, thank you." "We got two people in three hours." "Fucking hard." "Oh, my God, what the fuck?" "Is everything all right?" "I was just like, shit, what's he doing here?" "Can we have a word then over there?" "The whole Holly and her boyfriend situation is they're both being pussies here." "Fucking, one of you dump each other, please." "All right, go on over." "I've took you back before and I said" "I'd take you back again." "But you just keep saying no." "Because I don't want to hurt you, you'll look like a mug." "That's my choice, I'll deal with that." "I know it is but..." "Either she doesn't fancy him, dump him, all right." "But he's not gonna dump her 'cause he's in love with her." "Don't know why like, but he's in love with her." "Why do you love me this much?" "It's fucking like weird, that's all." "Like, I've never known anything like" "That's weird, it's fucked up-- My boyfriend loves me." "It's weird as fuck is that." "Yeah." "I'd love to be with him, but be able to still go out whenever I like." "But it's never gonna work like that." "You want me to finish it, don't you?" "I don't know." "You do" " You do." "I just mean-- You're not asking, you're not asking, you know?" "I am, it's just, I'm sick of hurting you and it's kind of as you imagine it." "Well, that's it then, isn't it?" "Don't-- shit." "Like I am actually doing him a favor." "It'll hurt him now but in the long run, he'll realize that it's better than him getting mugged off time and time again." "Shit." "Hey, here he comes." "He's got a fucking smile on." "Fucking hell, boys." "Good shay." "Shay me." "That was the most terrible afternoon of my entire life." "We got like-- Did he tell you what what you knew?" "Bye, bye, friends." "What?" "I'm now single." "No, why you single?" "It's a big thing that Holly's single... for Holly... but I don't think any of us give a shit." "I was in the shop talking with the manager guy." "And I heard, bang, her boyfriend had punched" "Did he?" "(laughing)" "I was like, all right, massive calm down." "I didn't think he had that in him." "Yeah." "Fuck it, at least he's sure he's got some emotions, you know what I mean?" "I am only 18, I'm like, I'm in this situation where I just wanna go out and party like I'm missing it." "Shit, I feel-- I don't how I feel." "I feel like a mixture of emotions right now." "I'd feel like shit, mate." "Everyone's just being, quite supportive saying, like, look, you did the right thing." "He'll thank you eventually." "Well, did he cry?" "Looked like he was extremely upset." "So Holly's now single, all the lads were buzzing and saying, "Yeah."" "Hmm." "No one could give a flying fuck." "¶" "(Anna) Can you relay this to James for me, please?" "Yeah?" "We need him in a Diamond V.I.P. area to serve some ladies." "But he needs to choose somebody else to work with him tomorrow night." "Right, boy or girl?" "Boys, please, 'cause they're going to be topless butlers." "All right, thank you, cheers." "Bye." "Bye." "Someone specially requested you." "You're doing the Diamond V.I.P area in Boulevard or something?" "You need to choose-- Oh, fuck off!" "You need to choose another person." "That's a proper gear bar." "Is it?" "It's a proper gear bar." "So I'm gonna ask Jay this time, look, there's gonna be loads of birds there." "Hopefully, if he can pull himself away from Vicky for five minutes, he'll come with us." "¶" "There's a lot of shit there at work." "Then I get the news about going to Sunderland which is even better, not." "Then we'll go to the Dogs." "I've never ever been to Sunderland Dogs before." "It's only me and Gaz 'cause James and Jay are working so we're stuck with the birds." "So it's coming to an end, you know with "Geordie Shore"." "We had an absolutely amazing time." "We've bonded so well, we became this big family." "We're going to the Dogs and I'm so excited." "I've never, ever, ever been for my entire life." "Sophie said, so many times that everyone gets dressed up to go to the Dogs." "(Sophie) And my granddad goes to the Dogs." "She made it sound like we're going to the Oscars." "We're in a different situation than your granddad." "I acted like I've been to the Dogs before I haven't really." "And I thought it was like Ascot." "(laughing)" "I think it's funny rain." "We're all glam to the nines." "Got me tan on." "We're looking really glamorous." "Shit." "We're in box, man." "It looks like a fucking Tuesday night at a social club." "The Dogs out there." "And we look like absolute fucking tits." "Yes, yes!" "She sees me and Greg getting involved in the bets, watching the dogs fly by then, shit," "Charlotte wants a word." "I knew what was coming, I was like, oh." "Gary is looking very scared." "I am feeling very nervous." "Did you know one night I kissed Alex." "All right." "I felt so weird and it made us realize that like I don't wanna like" " I do actually like you." "I do also like you." "But, I'm-- you know I'm not." "Yes, I know, yes, just, no, I know." "Straight-away, I nipped that in the bud." "But going past that stage, no, no, Gaz doesn't do that." "Obviously, I'll still be friends if you wanna cuddle and all that kinda shit." "If you don't wanna go all the way and all that kind of shit." "We need to stop that..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah... okay." "Gary always said from the beginning like how it was." "And that's how I felt, that's how I wanted it to be as well." "So me head was always saying, that's how he wanted it to be with Charlotte, as well." "But then obviously, when your feelings get in the way, you start to like someone." "It's gonna be hard 'cause we've got-- we're sharing a room now." "I'll be able to do it." "I wanna say, it's gonna" "I am gonna be bothered if you bring someone back." "So Just please don't bring them in our room or anything." "I wouldn't do that, I would never, ever, ever bring a girl back and rock in my room when you're lying there, you know I wouldn't do that." "Um-hmm, um-hmm." "Right?" "Let's shake on it." "Promise?" "Promise." "All right, let's go back." "If Gary brings someone back," "I would obviously feel a little bit upset, but..." "After the first time, it would be all right." "¶" "This is it, the last job for "Geordie Shore"." "It's working in a bar called Boulevard, which is a prime gear bar with drag whores and that." "But it's Anna's night out with all the girls that work for her." "This is for you." "We're serving lasses drinks." "We're able to drink." "Chatting up the lasses, you know what I mean?" "It's not even work, it's pretty much like a night out for a couple of hours." "A little bit more?" "I'm not trying to get you" "I'm not trying to get you, uh... drunk, like." "¶" "What's up?" "Me and James, having a good time." "Birds like me, though." "We already knew that Anna's niece and me were quite game for." "Then it was time for a leave." "We're just, like, right, right, we've gotta go." "We're going to the dogs." "And Anna just went..." "I'm thinking what about Vicky, but I'm thinking, what do I mean, Vicky?" "I mean, chaddle about the other night." "Fuck it, let's get them back to the Dogs." "And everything will be all right." "And turn around and they say "yes."" "It's like, fuck, really?" "What are we doing?" "But then it's Anna's niece so we can't just pie like we would with any other bird." "So we ended up taking them to the dogs 'cause we couldn't say no, me and Jay, like." "Walking in, I was just a bit like," "Jesus, I can't believe we're doing this." "Where better than to spend my Saturday night than at the Dogs?" "It's like bingo, I love bingo and I love the Dogs." "This is up my street, it's like pull a granddad night." "We're all just finishing our food and we're sitting there talking about how we're missing Jay and James." "And all of a sudden, who be come through the door with two guests." "Me and Vicky are friends, you know what I mean?" "But don't get us wrong." "There is like, there is feelings there, obviously." "Everyone" " Geordie." "Vicky's face was like thunder." "She could kill someone with that stare." "Jay would've been dead in seconds." "Anna's niece." "Everyone, this is Geordie, Anna's niece." "Gotta make sure I've got that in 'cause then everyone just thinks you might just be a random." "But you know what, I might as well not even fucking said it was Anna's niece, it made no difference whatsoever to be honest." "James and Jay looked slightly embarrassed about bringing their chocolate brothers into the party." "But that's their business, not mine." "From the minute they walked in the door, and mugged me off," "I could care less what they had to say." "He doesn't mean anything to me and they don't mean anything to me." "So I am gonna talk to them and crack on." "But behind their back and behind his back," "I'm gonna be vile." "Find your sweating now at the gym." "Took them there, there's no fucking way" "I'll pie them off now." "They're there, do you know what I mean?" "I'm shitting meself to be honest." "I can just tell they're tension." "We're all dressed up to the nines, we're looking smart." "Where better to go then to the dog disco?" "Let's get a bit of music, whoo!" "¶" "We go to this disco, it's absolutely brutal, man." "We were partying, we're just dancing." "Making the best of a bad situation, having a good time." "That's what we're here for." "Fact of the matter is, right." "I'm never gonna let you in." "Nobody's ever bothered me in any fucking way, shape or form." "If he thinks bringing two birds who are in no way near as good looking as me da' to a fucking Dogs is gonna upset me then fuck off." "I could say see it was an atmosphere." "I said, "What the fuck is the problem?"" "Vicky was out there, no eye contact, all night whatsoever." "And... all I've done is bring Anna's niece back to the Dogs." "I'm gonna have to come up with something." "I'm not really enjoying meself and the lasses go out for a tab." "So I was just basically trying to get a taxi for them and get rid of them." "Nice meeting you." "Nice meeting you, too." "We will, bye." "It's the end of "Geordie Shore"." "We need to have fun." "Party starts... from here." "This is what Jesmond on a bank holiday is all about." "This is one massive, great big party and only the good looking are invited." "...in a minute and we'll be inspired with a drink in one hand in five." "(all) Whoa!" "It was actually the proper best looking lads ever there." "And I'm now single so it was like perfect opportunity to crack onto some people." "This is the last weekend of "Geordie Shore"." "Everyone's buzzing out." "Jesmond's the place to be 'cause it's wall to wall funny." "I'm not gonna kiss anyone else and neither are you." "And you can fuck off if you think any different." "That's the end of it, it's the end of it." "End of it." "So they've come to an agreement." "They're both only gonna tash on with each other, nobody else." "Then, we look all over, Jay is on to some girl." "Vicky's like, what the fuck?" "So obviously, Vicky's getting really, really wound up." "You know, she's had a couple of drinks and she likes to snap when she's had a drink." "So actually, we've been tashed on for four weeks now, right?" "Should be treating us with a little more fucking respect." "Vicky." "Me and Jay are sick, like for want of a better word, we're absolutely disgusted." "We're kind of deciding whether we love each other or hate each other." "You said..." "Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick." "You're not" "If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here arguing with you." "And right now, here we are in the middle of Jesmond on the sunniest day of the year with the best looking people watching with and we're balling again." "I like Jay but this is getting ridiculous." "Are you just aware that we've just argued in front of half of fucking Newcastle right now?" "I couldn't give a fuck." "Where's Jay?" "Tongue down Vicky's throat." "Ten minutes later, arguing with Vicky." "And it gets to the point now, we just let them be." "I can compromise, what you're saying, what people are saying." "You're not giving me Jack shit, you're like..." "Jay, I like you." "And I basically just asked her the question," ""So Vick, when you gonna bang?"" "And she's like, "I'll give you another month."" "I was like, "Another fucking month?"" "No way, no way." "Why not?" "Why?" "You don't think I'm worth it?" "You're worth it, but..." "So then, shut up." "I like to think" "I like to think I'm worth it." "You're worth it, I'll be dead nice in a couple of months." "A couple-- Vick, Vick." "Vicky takes a lot of graft and she wants that." "She wants Jay to wait for her?" "But she keeps saying, "I'm not a banger, I'm not a banger."" "So how you gonna wait for her?" "Why would wait for her if she's not even gonna bang you?" "Saying like, if she's not even that bothered about sex." "She'll be banging, just be like... (yawning)" "She'll be boring as fuck for a wank." "Tell you what, mate." "There's no way I'm waiting." "Look at you..." "At the same time..." "Look at you." "There's some little daft (bleep)." "That was mean." "She likes to think she's special." "I like to think I'm special." "So if I'm gonna be special, I'm not waiting another month." "(Charlotte) I feel upset that me and Gary are just friends because I did like spooning him and stuff like that." "And I did used to like having a little flirt with him, and I used to love that." "And I think he liked that too, but he just will never admit it." "And you're gonna get together, no?" "It's near the end and I think the thing what's gonna test if we do start things again is, is he gonna bring birds home and start banging on them left, right and center 'cause that's what he's all about." "Charlotte made it feel that we had to come like out pulling." "But, actually, I'm not with her." "I've made that quite clear from the start." "She said it at the Dogs, I had feelings for you." "I nipped it in the bud and that's that." "(Vicky) What's pissed me off so much right now is that I'm pretty much telling Jay that I can't stand the thought of him kissing someone else." "That's how much I like him." "However, he is turning around and saying that although he likes me a lot and doesn't like the thought of me kissing someone else, he's too much of a tampon to admit that in front of the guys." "You wanna fucking tell me one thing and then go do one" "Oh, no, I think behind me back right?" "It's nothing to do with you what I do anymore so fuck clean off, right?" "Right" " If I win?" "Not gonna get off anymore, sweetheart." "Vicky has got a bit of a temper, um... she has got a short fuse." "I've even said that, she's got a short fuse to her face." "She knows she's got a short fuse." "You actually did?" "You, yeah, great." "Don't-- You're the moody bitch, not me." "They'd be the worst couple in the world." "They can't trust each other, they can't even talk to each other." "They're having arguments all the time." "I think they should go their separate ways." "¶" "Vicky and Jay like each other." "But they don't like it when it's simple." "They like it when it's all complicated and like mashed-up and there's always things going on and things going wrong and stuff to argue about." "But you know when you have that cube and it's got all the colors on, and you kinda get the colors together and no matter how hard you try, you'll get red on one side, yellow on one side." "You can't do it." "That's a bit what it's like, isn't it?" "Then suddenly, all I can hear is this roaring screaming from upstairs like really, really, really loud." "And I'm thinking, that's Vicky." "I would not like to be in that room right now because they're the most angriest people" "I've ever met me whole entire life." "What the fuck is going on in your head?" "You don't ever accept responsibility for what you do, Jay, never ever!" "Is it always gonna go round and round because you're never ever gonna admit you're wrong about anything, never ever?" "However I can admit I'm wrong." "That's right." "Because now what I do is right, fair enough?" "If I" " If I admit I'm wrong..." "Did I say it was right and the day was right." "What" "Today was wrong?" "To have a girlfriend but not getting the sex." "Just having the arguments." "So I think he needs to just nip it in the bud and get rid of that straight-away." "Them two will always kiss and make up." "I can't keep up, just hurry up and get this over with." "How many days we got left?" "I can't-- it's getting me down." "¶" "Bank holiday, Monday," "Whitley Bay is going clubbing through the day." "It's getting absolutely mortalled from about 12:00 in the afternoon literally through you can't walk." "(Holly) I do miss Dan." "I see him every day for like, what, 10 months but I'm over it." "I'm really happy, getting on with everybody brilliantly." "It's just I-- this is for me now." "Now I'm all over him." "Girl power." "It's getting to the end of our "Geordie Shore" experience." "And we came in here as eight individuals." "We really didn't know each other at all." "Had not really spent any time together." "And I like to think we're leaving as a group of friends if not family." "No drama, Whitley Bay." "We'll get fucking back to the house." "It's inevitable what's gonna fucking happen." "Something is bound to kick off and it fucking does." "Yes, you fucking do." "None of that, none of that." "Yes, you fucking do." "None of that, no." "Get your hand out." "Shut the fuck up!" "All I actually wanna do is go for a fag." "Like, I literally" "I'll go outside and I'm like, right." "I'm gonna see you, I'm gonna have a fag." "Everyone else is chatting on." "And Greg's like, "No, no, you can't sit here." "None of us smoke."" "All I wanted was a fucking fag, and I have to go over there." "Yes, 'cause no one smokes." "If you're not smoking then someone comes and sits next to you right in the middle of your-- start smoking, you're totally in the right asking them to move." "Yeah, and I was gonna sit where the fuck..." "Sit there where no one smokes." "This is my fucking smoking area as well, like, you can't just fucking say it's yours." "Like what does it matter if a little bit of smoke blows in his face?" "It's not gonna fucking 'cause you cancer." "I wanted to sit there and have a fag..." "Shut the fuck up, man!" "Don't fucking speak to me like that!" "What are you gonna do about it?" "What the fuck are you gonna do about it?" "Don't speak to me like that!" "(Greg) Holly, she's a drama queen." "She caused an argument over nothing." "And no one can be honest with her." "What are you gonna do about it?" "What are you gonna do about it?" "Shut the" "Fuck off!" "(glass shattering)" "You got my mirror, you fucking idiot." "Idiot!" "You fucking idiot." "She thinks she needs attention?" "She just like storm off by herself." "Then storm back in the house, then start bitching." "You think she wants an argument?" "What fucking idiots!" "Listen, listen, listen." "Regular fucking idiots." "All over a fucking fag." "Go on the deck you fucking idiot." "I would but I" "Fuck off, fuck off." "Listen, listen, you fucking him." "Bye, bye." "Stop it, stop it, stop it..." "Stay in there by your fucking self." "No, Gary, no, Gary, no." "I thought like that was the real Holly now." "I felt like, wow, she's quite hot." "And I'm thinking God, why did you-- why weren't you like this in the first place?" "I'm the outsider again." "And I can't cope with being the outsider again." "(sniffling)" "I need to go home." "(screaming)" "Next thing, we're all sitting there at the table, she's upset." "Packing, saying she's going." "People don't know whether to believe her or not." "I can't handle this, like, everyone is being so fake." "Everyone's talking about it at the table and then here she comes back, suitcases," "She got all her stuff." "People don't know if that's real." "The girls got upset." "What the fuck?" "She's actually going, I think she's actually going." "(Vicki) What rapidly unfolds is that this has been so massively blown out of proportion." "This girl is 18 years old and homesick and lonely." "She has reacted the only way she knew how to four weeks of feeling like she didn't fit in." "Stop and say something." "Say something, say something, say something." "And Gary, I don't know what went on but you need to fucking stay and you need to say something." "I'm not staying, I'm going home." "Man up, mate and tell him you're sorry." "I'm not sorry for fucking anything," "I'm going home, Vicki." "Lass, lass..." "I wanna leave." "I came back." "Everyone was sound as fuck and now I wanna leave." "If you do, you can stay, if you do, you can stay..." "I'm not staying, I'm not staying." "I'm not staying." "Then Jay, bless him, just fucking pops up in the middle of nowhere and he said the one line" "It was the best one-liner I've ever head in the house." "Yeah, yeah, Holly, Holly, Holly!" "Come here." "No, stay there, stay there." "Everyone's thinking what I'm thinking." "But you know what, I'm not two-faced." "I'm gonna fucking tell her how it is." "'Cause I'm not a two-faced (bleep) and I'll tell you." "Before you left, I thought you were all right." "But now when you've come back, you've done my head in." "Now I'm gonna say it to your face." "Jay, Jay..." "Uh, no, no, no, I'm not two-faced." "I'm gonna say it to your face." "He just kicked her while she was down and absolutely annihilated her in front of everyone." "(Vicki) Jay." "I'm not two-faced." "Why has Jay just said that, like, he's not achieving anything, by saying it." "It's not gonna make her feel, any better." "She's already upset." "Why would you kick someone when they're down?" "That's a bully, that is-- that is, this is a bully." "(sobbing) No one can gives a fucking shit." "No one can gives a fucking shit." "I was really upset when she said she was going." "Me and Holly really bonded the past few days." "It wasn't kicking her when she's down." "She's gone now and... if I hadn't tell her, I would have never told her." "¶" "(Charlotte) Holly is left to walk out by herself." "Vicky and Jay are left to collide." "Now I'm crazy, now what?" "You think that made you a fucking hard (bleep)?" "That made you nothing but a fucking dickhead, Jay." "There was no need for that!" "There was no need-- (bleep)" "(both shouting)" "It's all of the sexual tension that has built up over all this time." "It's caused frustration between Vicky and Jay." "And Holly has been the match that has lit the flame and bang!" "I'll tell you, you're a daft (bleep)." "Fuck you, Jay." "You're a fucking two-faced (bleep) you." "I'll tell you what I'm going to-to-to do." "No!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "(shouting)" "Both" " Jay has not backed down, Vicky's not backing down." "It takes someone to go in between them and break them up." "I had to grab Jay, like, literally threw him and manhandle him to go upstairs just to calm him down." "I know, I know!" "I am not an idiot." "And I'm not above apologizing for meself." "At the end of the day, I pride meself on anything about being a bit self-depreciating." "And I know when I'm in the wrong." "Spitting on someone does not make you big and not make you clever." "That was disgusting that she spat in your face." "She's a fucking idiot." "That is horrible." "I hate shit like that." "I would never spit in someone's face and..." "You know, even someone I fucking hate," "I wouldn't spit in their face." "It's horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible..." "I can't believe she spat, I can't believe she spat." "I'm shocked." "¶" "I would never, ever expect someone I cared about, someone I genuinely invested time in, to be such a horrible callous bastard." "And that's all he is." "She's standing right here in front of a group of people who've never really given her the time of day." "And she's holding her hand up and saying," ""Sorry, I never got on with any of youse and I'm dead sorry."" "And he goes to fucking turn on her like that." "You done it for me, like, he showed his true colors." "He's a nasty prick." "There's a few things I regret." "I probably regret a few of the things when I'm pissed but I can't remember but tonight, that is one thing I don't regret." "I can't believe she spat in your face, like..." "Big crystal pie." "I'm talking mega crystal pie." "Obviously, there's massive arguments going on." "We're still arguing fucking hour later." "But in the meantime, no one's even realized, Holly's gone." "We should have stopped all the arguments, have a fucking party and celebrate." "I really tried with her, like," "I really, really, really have." "What Vicky's done tonight is like, it's the lowest of the lowest thing, it's a scumbag thing to do." "She's just totally disrespected me so the respect that I had for her just went from like" "100 percent to zero percent." "I am so mad right now that I invested so much time in a person who I genuinely thought was like apple pie guy, A-okay, sound." "And he turns out to be this... vicious, callous bully." "What the fuck, am I that bad at judging character?" "Or was he just that good an actor?" "'Cause he that way." "How could I be that proper stupid?" "I will not waste another minute of my time with that man." "¶" "Want a drink?" "Yes, please." "It's the last proper day and..." "I feel like I just need to draw a line under this whole Jay situation." "I went in there wanting to be civilized about the thing." "Didn't wanna argue." "Obviously, obviously, we're both very stubborn, both very proud." "I think together, we're kind of dangerous so, that's it..." "We clash." "Yeah, of course." "The best thing for both of us would be just be able to stay out of each other's way." "Or for the rest of this season, like, just-- just be nice." "I can be nice if you can be nice to me." "I don't regret tashing on with Jay and spending a lot of time with him." "However, I do regret what it escalated into, which just turned into be a lot of unnecessary aggro and a lot of unnecessary arguments and hard feelings like." "Pals for the night." "I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, pals." "To your face." "The end result would mean Vicky is-- we're just gonna be friends, not the best of friends." "We're not gonna be speaking all the time outside the house." "I don't get us wrong if I see her out," "I certainly wouldn't ignore her." "¶" "Tonight's our last night, it's gonna be fucking massive." "The whole family's out, magnificent seven." "We're gonna party like there's no tomorrow." "We're not gonna go to bed." "We're gonna get stupidly drunk, I cannot wait." "Four or nothing." "(cheering)" "Tonight's gonna be amazing because we're all gonna have that same last night on holiday feeling." "It's euphoric." "It's your last chance to just have fun, spend time with people who mean a lot to you and really let go." "Go out with a bang." "I miss Holly now, I missed her how she was before." "'Cause she was just a very nice person, I really liked her." "(cheering)" "I'm sad." "Tonight is not a time to be sad." "Tonight is the night to make the most of it." "This is the night that we're gonna remember, like, forever." "This is the biggest one." "What we're gonna do, we're gonna go out." "We're gonna get smashed as a family." "Absolutely adore every single one of them." "We're leaving this with a bang." "¶" "We're all excited, I'm a little bit too excited." "I'm drinking a little bit too much drink." "I can't remember anything." "So we're all having fun, we're all dancing, enjoying myself." "And I turn around and bosh, there's Charlotte, having a full-on 'nam nap." "How can you expect to actually like try and like get with her." "All she does is go in the club and falls asleep." "The way it feels is it's coming to an end now." "Charlotte, at the end of the day is my little sister and I've gotta look after her, that's all." "If that means coming home early with her, then that's fine by me." "We're chilling in the V.I.P." "and straightaway, we get some girls." "I just wanted to go out with a bang, how it started, like a bat out of hell." "Couldn't give a flying fuck where Charlotte was." "Sitting down to pull" " I don't care where she is." "Not my girlfriend." "(distant laughter)" "(chatter)" "We wanted a big night, we got out big night." "We had the biggest party we've had, loads of lads and lasses back at the "Geordie Shore" house." "(chatter)" "Ah!" "If I'm in a room with Charlotte but if you spoon me and choc my room, it wouldn't be as bad." "(Stacey) I want a spooning." "It'd be merry to have a night of spooning." "No." "Get some fucking balls, will you?" "Charlotte and Gary came to an agreement that if they wanna bring each of, like, girls or boys home, they have to do it in the guest room." "They're not gonna bring them home in their own bedroom." "(Gaz whispering)" "I know me and Charlotte made a pact that we're never, ever ever pull people and bring them back into our room." "Where the hell are you gonna go?" "Gaz goes to Stacey, the blonde girl in the room where Charlotte is." "Starts shagging her." "The first time I remember waking up, all I could hear was moaning." "I'm thinking, "Ay, where am I, where am I?"" "I'm in my bed in my room." "What, what, Gary, didn't we promise that we wouldn't bring people in our room?" "Obviously, you don't remember promises 'cause you're so skinny they just drop out your skinny little body." "What Gaz doing is a bit shocking like, but banger's rights, isn't it?" "You've got a bird, no spare rooms." "You've gotta do it wherever you can, really, haven't you?" "And then Charlotte just comes out in fucking tears, crying her eyes out." "I felt so sorry for her." "We just sat up with her, made sure she felt okay." "Oh, I'm so angry," "I don't ever wanna speak to him again." "I swear, I couldn't walk..." "Fair enough, somewhere else, fair enough, anywhere else but not in the fucking bed next to me." "I will never, ever, ever eat a parsnip again." "If I see a parsnip, I will get my knife and cut that parsnip into shreds." "And spit on it." "Out, out, now!" "(chuckling)" "Don't you want some pants?" "My room, my room." "Out, out!" "¶" "This is it, today we're going home, obviously good." "It's been a once in a lifetime experience." "It's not gonna happen like this every again." "I was in the kitchen, I know Charlotte's disappeared." "I thought just a nice chance to go and get her to say sorry." "I walked in and see what she's feeling." "I'm so sorry." "Okay, right." "I'm saying 'cause I been close to you in the whole house all the time and I'm absolutely devastated." "Come back here." "Just... tell us next time, can't just say on the last day after I've done something wrong and be like this." "I know." "I'm sorry." "It doesn't-- like I thought if you were me friend." "Say you'll be me friend-- such good friends." "I know, I know." "Have respect, Gary, like, what the fuck." "Gary feels really bad for what he's done." "It's a pity he didn't feel bad last night with his cock in some other girl next door to me in the bed." "Didn't think you were that much of a nob." "I do feel so bad 'cause if she did it to me," "I probably would've been pissed over as well." "I do know how much it would hurt her, so..." "For once, I actually did feel like a proper dick." "Gary." "I don't care anymore." "Who's Gary?" "I don't" " Gary-- Gary who?" "I hate you, I want to shit in your face." "I've lost a few clothes, I think, like." "Greg, it's been lovely meeting you." "So you're off?" "(Greg) This is it, today we're going home, obviously good." "The main things I remember is just basically the pulling birds, the parties I've had, everyone's crack, the fights, the drama and just going out and having a great time, that's all we've been doing," "been at a party, we've partied hard." "A lot of the time, being high off life, just living the dream, just going out getting pissed, hitting the gym, kicking back in like a mansion." "Life doesn't get but fucking better than that." "It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye to these people." "With all these massive personalities and all these laughs and the arguments and the ups and the downs and the drink spillage and all of a sudden, it's gone, just like that." "Oh no!" "(laughing)" "Why are crying?" ""Geordie Shore" time, it's been the best time of me life, to be honestly, I've loved every minute of it." "I wouldn't change it, I've got no regrets." "When I first came in here, I was shocked." "And the lads were completely different than me." "They're all about the gym, and I've always straight-- that was not me." "I've always-- times where that, I thought," ""Wow, what am I doing here, I'm a misfit here."" "but we've all got a bond now, we all look after each other." "We're one big happy family." "You just wanna shock us and I wanna break your heart." "Who's going?" "That's a crock." "(Gary) I've definitely got a reputation as a player." "The house changed me." "The Gaz that walked in isn't the Gaz that's walking out." "(Charlotte) I'll miss Gary, I'll miss the parsnip." "Most of the time, I hate Gary." "I hate him even more now." "But I really miss him 'cause it's that hate-love relationship between me and Gary." "The worst thing that happened to me today, if I'd left without making things right with Charlotte, 'cause I would've killed, I would have hated it." "Don't." "This has been the most amazing experience of me whole entire life." "And now I'm gonna miss everyone so much." "I love them all so much." "We're a family... like that." "(Jay) As soon as I walked through that door on the first day, seeing Vicky and just thought to myself," "I know what's gonna happen here and it did." "My biggest regret on "Geordie Shore"" "is ever tashing on with Jay." "Not 'cause I didn't fancy him." "Not 'cause I didn't think he was a great guy." "But just 'cause it's over-complicated everything." "I will miss the lass, you know what I mean?" "She's got like a lovely soft, gentle side." "But one thing I won't miss is, uh, like a nasty argumentative side." "I know what she can be like." "I'll not miss her that much." "I'm an emotional wreck." "I thought I was gonna be elated." "I thought I was just gonna be ready to go and see me friends and see me family." "But I'm leaving me friends and I'm leaving me family as well." "It's hard." "It's been tempestuous and it's been incredible, and it's been difficult." "And I'm gonna miss everyone and everything." "¶"