"It's said that in India a boy is born in every 3 seconds." "And a girl in every 10 seconds." "But that day.. something different had happened." "only one boy was born amidst 30 girls." "Wow!" "This naked boy looks so smart!" "He looks just like me!" "In fact this baby is me!" "Prem!" "Yes!" "The sole hero of this story!" "This was my first eye contact with girls." "Let it be." "My affair with that nurse didn't get anywhere." "people faiI in love and they become drunkards." "But I started drinking milk." "And then I started growing up in a big joint family." "We were 7 siblings in our family." "6 sisters.. and I.." "Their only brother." "Is this dress nice?" "My childhood was surrounded with two things." "Toys.. and children.." "I mean girls." "An average child in his childhood thinks that.." "..he will become an engineer, doctor.." "..or cricketer when he grows up." "But in my case, God's plan was something different." "Because of my upbringing, I started understanding.." "..all kind of girls' feelings." "And I started helping those unfortunate boys.." "..whom no girl ever glanced at." "These girls!" "Very blind!" "Do you know?" "99% girls get the guy of their choice!" "But 99% guys don't find the girl of their choice." "Their love ends before it could even begin." "And my work begins here." "Love guru!" "I.." "What's the name of the girl?" "I don't know!" "Does it really matter?" "It matters to me!" "actually she too.." "Loves you." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yeah!" "But she too.." "She too stammers like you?" "No, no!" "Oh!" "She feels shy!" "Yes!" "Look, your situation is very good!" "You begin the matter and she will end it." "My ignorant heart, what has happened to me?" "What is the antidote of this pain?" "What's your problem?" "In the entire universe.." "..amongst so many beautiful faces.." "..I locked eyes with such a girl.." "..that my Iife has become radiant." "Good morning, uncle." "This is my first love." "Dear.. is this what the teacher teaches you in school?" "I have fallen in love with my teacher." "By the way, uncle." "Do you give discount to students?" "Come after 10 years." "Okay." "Go." "I can't see her without my specs." "And she doesn't want to see me in specs." "This is very simple!" "Remove your specs!" "Fantastic!" "You are looking so good!" "Thank you!" "Here!" "React at the sound!" "So like this, smart, stupid, carefree, nervous.." "..I taught so many people to love!" "I made them love!" "Get married!" "I was at the peak of my success!" "But my happiness didn't last for long." "Do you know why?" "Do you wanna partner.." "Bhaskar!" "Right?" "Yes!" "And you?" "You have come to meet me." " Love guru!" "Love guru in front of me!" "My first love!" "It's my first love!" "My family's first love!" "Before this my parents, grandparents.." "..nobody loved at this level." "What kind of a girl do you want?" "She should be beautiful!" "intelligent!" "With a good nature!" "In this time of inflation.." "..how will you be able to afford three girls?" "tell me." "Not three." "Its three in one who has won my heart." "She is true at heart." "There she is!" "She is hale and hearty!" "Don't be tense." "Don't worry." "Your work will be done." "My brother!" "I am lucky!" "Brother Prem!" "You are a great man!" "Priya, did you hear?" "hello!" "What are you doing, Bhaskar?" "You love one girl and you kiss another girl." "What do you mean?" "I kissed the girl whom I want to marry!" "She is Priya!" "She is the lucky one!" "Hero, do you know who she is?" "Priya Jaisingh!" "Raj Jaisingh's daughter!" "Owner of 1000 crores!" "Not just you, even I can't entice her!" "Forget about it, dude!" "No chance!" "impossible!" "impossible!" "Brother Prem.. impossible?" "I had heard there is no such word in your dictionary." "Say that this is not true!" "This is the truth, Bhaskar!" "Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!" "Yes!" "I can befriend Bush and Osama." "But your affair with her is impossible!" "Just forget about it, man!" "But brother Prem, listen to me!" "Brother Prem!" "Bush?" "Osama?" "That international matter!" "And this is a small love story!" "Where is he taking the matter?" "Brother Prem!" "welcome after the break!" "Let's ask our celebrity guest Priya Jaisingh.." "..some of her personal answers." "Oh my!" "Priya!" "welcome back to the show, Ms. Priya." "So, Ms. Priya, what is your definition about love?" "well, my beloved." "Not found him yet!" "As it is nowadays you don't find good guys." "What are you saying, Priya?" "I am available everyday in the office between 9 to 5." "Do many times I did overtime too." "One thing is for sure." "My beloved whether he is a high profile, big shot or.." "..not but he will surely be simple and sound." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Who knows?" "Maybe my future life partner is watching me right now." "He might be standing in front of the TV." "I am in front of you." "Hey!" "Let me also see her!" "She is so hot!" "Who said that?" "Who said that?" "Who said that?" "Who called her hot?" "Are you calling the coffee hot?" "No!" "The girl!" "She is so hot!" "hello!" "You shouldn't talk disrespectfully about Priya!" "How did the channel change?" "Sit!" "Why did you change the channel?" "Why did you change the channel?" " India is batting!" "Sehwag is about to score century." "Sehwag has his mother's blessing." "My life is still ruined." "You want to watch the match!" "I still can't find the matchmaker!" "Love guru!" "Love guru, I want to meet Priya." "Where are you?" "I am just coming!" "Pay my bill!" " What?" "What bill?" "What bill?" "What money?" "What?" "Hey, take the change, at Ieast." "You sit with respect.. hey.." "hello!" " You're still here?" "Bhaskar, what did I tell you?" "What did you tell me?" "Don't you understand!" " Forget Priya!" "Forget Priya!" "And don't call me!" "Is she a dish or a dessert?" "hello!" "Yes, I told you!" "How can the matter end if you say this?" "I Iove Priya." "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "You are in the bus!" "I am wandering around in my helplessness!" "Brother Prem, please listen to me!" "Bhaskar, I can't help you!" "Because you are useless!" "And I am helpless!" "Leave me alone!" "I won't leave you till the time.." "..you don't introduce me to Priya!" "If not today then I will come tomorrow!" "If not tomorrow then I will come day after tomorrow!" "I won't leave you alone!" "Come tomorrow!" "call me!" "I am going to Phuket for a month!" "For a family holiday!" "And I don't have a roaming card!" "Brother Prem!" "Hey, it doesn't matter.." "..if your phone doesn't have a roaming card.." "..but I'II roam with you." "Does this bus go to Phuket?" "Chhota don." "Who is this short guy?" "I am Chhota Don." "A small name of two words!" "And only two things to do in life!" "Watching cricket!" "And killing people!" "I am TenduIkar of underworld!" "Short height." "More fights." "This is the secret of my becoming a Don!" "Sehwag and Dhoni!" "Is the fielding good?" "Otherwise the umpire will declare me as out!" "Bhai, who is umpire?" "police!" "Who else?" " Oh!" "So along with being a goon, you play cricket too!" "I used to play!" "20 years ago!" "In BorivaIi train!" "I was a fast bowler!" "Everybody used to call me Bhindi Express!" "Once my ball made a batsman LBW." "I made an appeal!" "Out or not?" "Umpire said not out!" "In my angry, I hit him the ball!" "The batsman?" " No!" "The umpire!" "And the umpire died!" "The batsmen started running!" "The police ran after me!" "And since then this Bhindi Express has become Chhota Don!" "Look, bhai!" "Hey!" "I don't talk to the 12th man!" "Who is the captain of the team?" "It's me, bhai!" "Wow!" "only you have the right to speak!" "Whose phone is ringing?" "Whose phone is ringing?" "Hey, who is it?" "Who is GanguIi amidst us?" "Its third umpire." "Hey!" "Sehwag, run!" "Hey, Pathan!" "On the boundary!" "Dhoni, surround her from mid-wicket." "Nab her before she reaches the boundary!" "Catch her." "Nab her!" "Nab her!" "Wow!" "How?" "please start the car!" "Some underworld goons are after me!" "underworld?" "Oh my God!" "Ma'am, you are so nice!" "Not just underworld, but the whole world can be after you!" "Listen!" "please!" "will you show your smartness in saving me?" "Smartness?" "I will save you from them!" "But who will save you from me?" "What?" "Okay!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " What?" "I will stop the car!" "But how will I stop myself?" "Thanks." "This is a short meeting." "Listen!" "I will say it in my fervour!" "I will tell the truth!" "You are going away!" "But I will stay in touch!" "halt!" "Hey, useless, unknown fellow!" "I want to sit here." "C'mon get up!" "Hey you!" "You will make me get up?" " Yes!" "Hey!" "Don't touch!" "For the first time somebody has slapped me!" "Come on!" "Say sorry!" "Say sorry!" "Did you hear that?" "I should say sorry to you?" " Yes!" "I.." "Rana from Hariyana should say sorry?" "And that too to you?" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I am Don." "I am Don." "police of 1 1 countries are after me!" "I am already having discussion with the 12th country!" "Hey!" "Get lost!" "Brian Lara!" "You!" "You shoved me!" "I won't spare you!" "I am Don!" "Chhota Don!" "Good morning, Rosy!" " Hi!" "Is the boss in?" " Yes!" "Fine!" "Hi, guys!" "Sorry!" "It's ok." "What are you showing me?" "One minute, sir!" "Chhota Don!" "And I have got him!" "Chhota Don!" "Yes, sir!" "Chhota Don!" "till date CBI, FBI, nobody has seen him!" " Yes!" "First time in front of the world!" "And that too through our paper!" "Yes!" " Mind-bIowing!" "It's a revolution, sir!" "congratulations, Naina!" " Thank you, boss!" "congratulations!" "darling!" "You are promoted!" "And double salary!" "And you can have this laptop too!" "Take it, baby!" "Take it!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem, where are you?" "Listen!" " Yes!" "Do you know a man named Prem?" "Brother Prem!" "Prem from Ludhiyana." "I don't know Prem from PatiyaIawaIa." "No, Prem from Mumbai!" "He is love guru." "Do you know love guru?" "I only know Waheguru." "Oh, Waheguru is great." " Waheguru is great." "Waheguru is great!" "I took Waheguru's name." "Now what will I do?" "Wow!" "Don't you have any nice friends?" "Yes!" "will you marry?" " No chance!" "Brother Prem and family!" "Brother, when will you marry?" "3-4 years after Nikki's marriage!" "Why do you always postpone it!" "Don't you hear a voice from within?" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Not from within.." "I can hear some noise from outside." "Brother Prem!" "Oh my God!" "This stupid.." " Prem!" "uncle!" " His name is Bhaskar!" "Stupid Bhaskar!" "He harasses so much!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "hello, sister-in-Iaw!" "Such a sweet family!" "She.. is my sister!" "They both.. are her children." "Sorry, sister!" "He is so sweet like a teddy bear." "welcome to Phuket!" "Wow!" "Such sweet children!" "Oh my!" "So sweet!" "I told you not to follow me!" "I didn't come here for free (Phukhat)." "I took a ticket." "Visa on arrival." "Why are you spoiling my holidays?" "I am nothing!" "Even God can't give you Priya!" "But brother Prem, listen to me!" " No buts!" "Sister!" " Don't involve my sister!" "Hang on!" "please!" "Sister!" "Sister, tell me something." "When you had got married, was it an arranged marriage.." "..or love marriage?" "Of course!" "It was a love marriage!" "Brother Prem had given me away!" "Brother Prem, look at this!" "You got your sister married!" "And you are not helping me!" "Why?" "Because.." "Priya is Mercedes and you are Maruti." "If Priya is Boeing then you are a bullock cart!" "If Priya is Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor rice!" "If Priya is capable then you are a fool!" "This is the bus that will take you to India!" "Take the window seat and leave!" "Take this man to the airport!" "Don't bring him back!" "AII yours!" "Okay!" "Go!" "I won't come!" "I won't come!" "Go your way." "Hey!" "Prem, this is not fair." "What happened?" "Bhaskar had come from India with high hopes." "And you told him to return." "uncle Bhaskar is so sweet!" "And Prem uncle so rude!" "What?" "Kids, what do you both think?" "He must have left?" "Nobody can evade death, love and Bhaskar!" "Did you hear that?" "Now let's go!" "We are still in danger!" "No!" " uncle, it is you?" "Queen, spin around." "So much of water." "The lake is filled with water." "So will float.." " Queen." "Bhaskar, don't make a noise!" "You are lying here naked!" "Leave!" "Get out!" "Get lost!" "Brother Bhaskar, here is the towel." "will you wear this T-shirt?" "Thank you!" "Hey!" "Are you blind?" "These are my clothes!" "How will it fit this Bhaskar!" "Don't worry!" "It will fit me!" "Body hug!" "My size is such that any size fits me!" "Have you come to your in-Iaw's house?" "Brother Prem.. what was I saying?" "I am here only!" "I am not going anywhere!" "Brother Prem, I was saying.." "are you very angry with me?" "No, no, brother Bhaskar!" "I am the happiest person in the whole world!" "It's just that I hate you, you stupid Bhaskar!" "I Iove you too!" "I Iove you too!" "Thank you!" " You!" "Queen, spin around." "So much of water." "So much of water." "So will float.." "Ginger tea!" " Thanks!" "Sister.. whose snap is this?" "He is my husband. 3 years ago.." " Stop!" "I understood!" "Don't say anything!" "Now I can't listen." "God can't be so stone-hearted." "..hope he will never be." "No, no!" " What no?" "You have taken so many sacrifices from this house." "Listen to me!" "Now, I am telling you." "Nothing went wrong." "Listen.." " Listen to what?" "Brother!" "No, Bhaskar." " What no?" "Listen to me." " No. what happened to him?" "What was he suffering from?" "No, no." " Shut up!" "You don't listen to the whole thing!" "Why?" "What happened?" "Brother-in-Iaw is in America!" "He is a scientist in NASA!" "He is hale and hearty!" "Meaning he is alive!" "He is the father of 2 children!" "And he is a married man!" "That is what I was thinking!" "A person which such a glow in his eyes, he can't die." "I pray for brother-in-Iaw's long life." "That is true, brother." "I will serve lunch." "Today I have cooked brother Prem's favourite dish." "Chicken Tandoori!" "Chicken Tandoori!" "It's my favourite dish too." "And when both of us like Chicken Tandoori.." "..then why should we dislike each other?" "Hot lentils are ready!" "Pass me the butter." "I am on a diet." "Take this." "You are dieting and want to eat butter." "The way mother Yashoda had given butter to Krishna.." "..I got to each such butter at your place." "Hey, shut up." " I am famished." "She is my sister!" "She is not some bread piece!" "That you are buttering her!" "Oh yeah!" " What was that?" "Who spoke?" "Now see, you can't rule over burp and love.." "..they are free to come out." "Right sister?" "Right kids?" "Shut up!" "Eat your food!" "And go!" "Otherwise I will kill you!" "kill you for what?" "There is no flight for 4 days!" "How can I go home?" "You can leave after 4 days!" "Its okay!" "Its okay!" "Listen!" "King of snoring!" "You can neither sleep with me nor with her!" "Don't worry, uncle Bhaskar!" "You can sleep in our room!" "Did you see that?" "children's heart is bigger than your room." "Learn something from them!" "Learn something!" "I will call your husband." "And tell him that an unknown man.." "..has become a part of our family!" "Hey!" " Return my clothes!" "Oh my God!" "What is he saying?" "tell him that I am like your brother." "More than a brother." "Hey don't worry." "He will be alright." "There are so many new kinds of toys for kids!" "In this age of playing with marbles.." "..you have got entangled in what?" "Leave it!" "It's a baby missile!" "A kind of rocket!" "You must have seen it in war." "It follows the enemy and attacks them." "Is that so?" "How does this work?" "With a button?" "Not on battery." "My voice." "It gets activated when I say go baby go." "Is that so?" "You are fooling your uncle!" "If that was true, wouldn't it have fired.." "..when you said go baby go?" "I have to give the final touch up tonight." "Don't disturb me." "Good morning everybody!" " Good morning!" "Good morning, brother!" "Good morning, Mr. Prem!" "Wow!" "Mind-bIowing!" "Amazing body, brother Prem!" "Too good!" "Is it since childhood or did you build it later?" "Too good!" "What sisterIy emotion!" "Wow!" "What clothes!" "Sister, is it available readymade.." "..or you have to get it stitched?" "Readymade!" " What?" "You get it readymade." " Okay!" "Okay!" "Brother Prem, why are you going in the water alone?" "Teach jet ski to me too." "It might impress Priya." "You never know!" "Seeing open body.." "Zip him too." "He has been behind me since morning." "Brother Prem, the fact is that there is no zip." "And brother Prem, I won't leave you so easily." "I am like this missile!" "If I go after a person, I don't leave him alone." "You just have to say it once." "Go, baby, go!" "uncle, don't say that!" "It will get activated!" "Are you mad?" "Why will I say go baby go?" "It's yours!" "It listens to your voice!" "You say go baby go!" "Just now you said go baby go!" "Hey, what happened?" "uncle, this has activated." "uncle!" " Nephew!" "Nephew!" " uncle!" "Stop it!" "uncle!" " Nephew!" "uncle, the missile is about to leave." " Come back." "What?" "I am not able to hear you." "It is gone!" "Rocket!" "Hey brother, escape and save us." "Bhaskar, scoundrel.." "..let me come out of the water first.." "Save me." "Oh god." "Hey, go somewhere else." "Why are you behind me?" "Go somewhere else." "Oh lord, please save me." "Bhaskar, Iet me escape from this.." "..then I'II teach you a lesson." "Bhaskar!" "Bhaskar!" "Leave my house!" "Get lost!" "Leave this place!" "Sorry!" "By mistake the rocket got activated!" "By mistake!" "Your birth is a mistake in itself." "I couId have died!" "Do you know the cost of that jet ski?" "10 lakhs!" "What do I know?" "I have always traveled by local train." "You!" " Brother!" "please!" "It was an accident!" "please!" "Brother Bhaskar, say sorry to Prem!" "please!" "Prem.." "I am sorry." " Sorry!" "You.." "Kids, come on!" "uncle Bhaskar and I are having a fight." "So go out!" "I regret that you turned out to be.." "..much more stupid than what I thought of you!" "Forget Priya!" "You can't even entice Priya's dog!" "Do you know why?" "Because Bhaskar.. you are the brand ambassador.." "..of foolishness and stupidity!" "Brand ambassador!" "And before leaving listen to one thing, Bhaskar!" "If you can't live without Priya.." "then don't live!" "Because if a stupid and foolish lover dies.." "..then it won't make any difference to the world." "Got it?" "Kids, come!" "Bid your dear uncle Bhaskar goodbye!" "uncle Bhaskar is leaving forever!" "Pammi, remove him within 5 minutes." "Otherwise I will leave at the 6th minute!" "The decision is yours." "please Prem." "uncle Bhaskar!" "uncle Bhaskar!" "Prem!" "Are you crying?" "Brother Bhaskar.." "Prem is a nice guy." "please don't mind him and cry." "I.." "I am not crying, sister Pammi." "I am laughing." "Brother Prem is right." "It was my mistake.. that I fell in love with Priya." "There is a huge difference between Priya and me." "I was searching for a girl's love." "And I got the love of a family." "So I stayed here." "So I stayed here." "Look, I am an idiot." "No." "What was brother Prem saying?" "Yes!" "Loser!" "But you tell him one thing." "He is doing a great task." "He shouldn't stop!" "Uniting lovers!" "What about me?" "Fine." "Brother Bhaskar!" "Brother Bhaskar!" "Brother Bhaskar!" "Phuket to Bangkok!" "Bus meets with an accident!" "39 passengers saved!" "One critically injured!" "Bhaskar was travelling by this bus!" "I am sure Bhaskar is the one!" "Bhaskar's name is not written in this!" "How can you say that it's Bhaskar!" "I can say that because Bhaskar is the King of bad luck!" "problems don't go after Bhaskar!" "But Bhaskar runs after problems!" "AII this happened because of you!" " Why because of me?" "If you had not send him by bus.." "..then today he would have been here!" "Thank God he was on the bus!" " You are so mean!" "No!" "I am not mean!" "What is mean is that.." "..I too want that Bhaskar should be fine." "He should lose his memory!" "So that he won't harass me!" "Stupid Bhaskar!" " Prem!" "Listen!" "Where is the man who died in the bus accident?" "Some passenger of seat number 50." "His name is Bhaskar." "Bhaskar." "Shit man, Bhaskar." "Bhaskar, please forgive me." "Look, what has happened?" "I told you to forget your love." "And you left the world." "Love is in nobody's control." "But you left in the bus." "And you made all of us helpless." "You should have at Ieast given my one chance." "I would have introduced you to Priya." "You are that lover.. who took his beloved's name.." "..and left his bag for me." "Bhaskar, you are not dead." "Because Bhaskar never die." "God bless your soul, Bhaskar." "Say something." "I don't know why I feel that you will suddenly get up.." "..and embrace me." "And you will forgive me." "I forgive you." "Oh no!" "Bhaskar, you are alive!" "Bhaskar, you are alive!" "Bhaskar, you are alive?" "Yes!" "Bhaskar is alive!" "hale and hearty!" "Oh no, man!" "How did this happen?" "It's all his grace." " Who is he?" "Who is this?" "He is uncle John." "When I sat in the bus.. he said.." "..dear.. can I sit in your seat?" "I want to see the valleys from the window." "I said, why not." "Sit." "Here there is only destruction." "At least you see the valleys." "Poor man.. he died while watching the valleys." "And I came in this lovely hospital." "Its Wadia hospital." " Yes." "This is destiny!" "Your good luck.. and my bad luck." "No, Prem!" "I heard it!" "You love me so much." "I forgive you!" "You have a pure heart!" "You worry so much.." "I am touched!" "Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me!" "You didn't die!" "So I break my promise!" "Brother Prem.." "..just now you were talking so lovingly with me!" "Look, brother Prem!" "I have fooled death!" "I won't leave you alone!" " Is that so?" "Because you are the messiah.." "..who can form my alliance with Priya." "When Priya will give me a son, I will name him Prem!" "How sweet!" " I will keep your photo in my house!" "Thank you!" "Brother Prem, please help me!" " No!" "You will have to help me!" " No!" "Brother Prem, you will help me!" " I won't help you!" "Brother Prem, you will have to help me!" " No!" "Brother Prem, you will have to help me!" " No!" "Brother Prem, you will have to help me!" " No!" "Was he that same uncle John?" "Not was, he is alive." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Love me, love me." "This love makes your heart beat." "You fly in your fervour." "This love makes your heart beat." "You fly in your fervour." "Your love is a question." "You yourself answer it." "But, if." "But, if." "When she comes in front of me." "My heart skips a beat and my breaths stop." "Love me, love me." "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Love me, love me." "At times I just think." "At times I just think." "From hello, hi, how are you?" "Can I proceed ahead?" "Swaying tresses, luscious lips." "Swaying tresses, luscious lips." "TwiIights of love." "You will get your love." "Come, I will teach you love." "Love me, love me." "Love me, love me." "God on one hand and beloved on the other." "God on one hand and beloved on the other." "I will say sorry to God and I will ask for my beloved." "Come in my dreams." "Come in my dreams." "Or give the oath of your love." "The path of love is very arduous." "Love me, love me." "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Love me, love me." "Do you want a partner, o partner?" "Do you want a partner?" "Good morning, madam." " Good morning." "Come, my heart is very restless.." "O, my prince.." "I can't stay without you.." "Since the time I have fallen in love it takes a Iong time." "What do I have to do with that?" "I am just sharing my feelings." "Come, the spring is here, the heart is restless." "It will look as if I have wetted my pants." "hello." "Bhaskar.." "Priya went into the building." "AII set." "No!" "AII wet!" "AII wet!" "What do you mean, Bhaskar?" "hello!" "Just see that girl!" "Stupid Bhaskar!" "Bhaskar!" " Yes!" "Nice." "Are you going to the office or the school?" "Brother Prem, don't stop me!" "Priya is waiting for me!" " Come on!" "Bhaskar, from 10, 8 girls will be impressed with this." "But she is 2 in them." "Dude, you are practically nude." "Why?" "What's the problem?" "Stupid Bhaskar!" "Rock the conference room's atmosphere!" " Yes!" "That it will daze Priya." "It should amaze her!" "She gets shocked!" "Shock and rock!" "Shock and rock!" "Shock and rock!" "Shock and rock, baby!" "Shock and rock!" "Shock and rock!" "Shock and rock!" "Excuse me!" "I am sorry!" "I am so sorry!" "Sorry, brother." "Sorry madam." "Oh my god." "I am so sorry." "Everything is all right." "shall we go ahead." "Thank you." "gentlemen, I need your advice." "I want to invest in my childhood friend's business." "It's a designer diamonds' business." "The investment will be about 100 crores." "I would Iike to help my friend." "But what is everybody's opinion?" "should we go for this venture or not?" "Ma'am, without the market research.." "..we don't even buy vegetables." "And these are diamonds." "Correct, ma'am." "personal relationship and company's 100 crores.." "..not a good idea." "You have a point." "Does anybody else want to say anything?" "'Rock the conference room's atmosphere!" "'" "'That it will daze Priya.'" "No!" "I mean yes!" "Yeah!" "Can I say something?" "Can I say something?" "Now he too will say something!" "Excuse me!" "please!" "Let him speak!" "Thank you!" "How old are you?" "What's your age?" "25!" "Why?" "You are 25 years old and your IQ is zero." "I mean 25 years old and brain of a 5 years old child." "Have you lost it?" " What?" " What?" "What?" "You can invest so much money in business!" "Can't you use a bit of your brain?" "Why do you need their brains and advice to take decision?" "But you all are my financial advisors." "What advisors?" "Does the sun advice the clouds?" "Excuse me." "Can I come out?" "Does the lake take advice from mountains?" "Whether I should meet the ocean or not." "Forget about this!" "These are important things!" "Does a small innocent child ask the family's advice.." "..to pee on his mother's lap?" "The child just does it!" "You too take the decision!" " But how?" "Like this!" "When you didn't think before befriending your friend.." "..then why are you thinking before helping her?" "And as it is.. whose advice are you taking?" "This mister.. he is not faithful to his wife." "He has never even brought flowers for sister-in-Iaw." "What advice will he give you?" "And whose advice are you taking?" "Mr. Chaddha!" "He can't even wear his underwear!" "He will change your company's policy?" "These are rich people." "Now take my example." "I.. we for a job of 30,000 rupees." "..we wait for the 30th." "How can we take the decision of 300 crores.." "..within 30 seconds?" "Come on, ma'am!" "And first take the decision that.." "..you will take your own decisions!" "And don't take all the decisions using your mind." "Take some decisions with your heart too." "I know.. you have a golden heart." "Hey!" "Are you with me?" "Mr. Bhaskar!" "You are crossing your limits!" "What the hell are you saying?" "Who the hell are you to yell on me?" "And who the hell are you to tell me that I'm talking hell!" "I am not talking hell!" "I am talking well!" "And if we don't gel, then you can go to hell!" "Okay!" "You don't have manners to talk to your seniors!" "You shut up!" " You are fired!" "You shut up!" "If you are my senior then I am senior to you in intellect!" "I.." "I am leaving the job!" "I am leaving!" "Before you throw me out, I myself will leave." "Where a person doesn't have the freedom.." "..to speak and think.." "..there what can a person speak and think?" "Greetings!" "Goodbye!" "I don't want to work here!" "I don't know about you!" "But I will miss you!" "They messed up with me." "It is impossible." "So how was it, Bhaskar?" " Fantastic!" "Good!" "I insulted Priya." "Wow!" " I said whatever came in my mind!" "Wow!" " And I flung my resignation.." "..letter on his face!" " Great!" "What have I done?" "What have I done?" " Meaning?" "For my love, I lost my livelihood!" "You.. you had told me!" "Shock her and she will notice you!" "And I gave the notice of my resignation!" "I will have to apologise to her!" "I will have to go to her!" "I am going!" " Bhaskar!" "Brother Prem." "I am very poor man." "You won't go anywhere!" "She herself will come to you!" "She won't come for 10 Iifetimes." "My work is limited only to this lifetime!" "It's not for many lifetimes!" "Count to 10!" "10.. 9.. 8.." "Why are you putting me into trouble!" "5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. here she comes." "This is what you think." "Go, go and open the door." "But let me open the door!" "hello, Bhaskar." "Shut your mouth otherwise she will see your feelings." "hello, ma'am." "Nobody has ever spoken to me like this." "I was just about to.." "Don't kneel." "Take the support of the door." "excellent, Bhaskar!" "excellent!" "I liked the way you spoke to me!" " What?" "I don't want those people in my company.." "..who always agree with me." "I am so impressed!" "Yes, ma'am!" "I mean no ma'am." "actually I was thinking.." "..that if we both go out for dinner this week?" "actually I want to take some financial decisions." "So.." "let's meet." "along with dinner we can talk about business too." "Dinner, okay, okay!" "Dinner, sure, sure!" "Dinner, done, done, done!" "You will have to take appointment!" "You will have to take appointment!" "No!" "I am ready!" "Whenever you want!" "Wherever!" "I will give you my number!" " Yes!" "Do you have a pen?" " Pen?" "Thank you!" "She is very beautiful." "Very beautiful." "Thank you!" "Thank you, Priya ma'am!" "Bhaskar, not Priya ma'am, just Priya." "So much happiness.." "so much happiness!" "So much happiness!" "Stop." "Stop." "Take this!" "I have never been so happy!" "Your happiness is coming out of the nose!" "So much happiness!" " Take this!" "You are really very happy!" "I'II not leave you today." "help!" " You are trying to click my photograph." "Run!" "Run nicely and briskly!" "Run!" "What style!" "You need help?" "Prem is always ready to help people like you!" "But tell me something!" "Are you Hanuman's fan or Superman's sister?" "You go please." "Easy!" "Sit!" "hold me tightly!" " Move!" "hold me tightly!" "hold me tightly!" "Now, I'II finish her." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What did you say?" " Leave!" "What did you say?" "She has clicked my snap." "tell her to first give me that." "You shorty, first you develop." "Who are you?" "I am Don!" "police of 1 1 countries are after me!" "Is that so?" "And you must be having discussion.." "..with the 12th country!" "Yes!" " You fool!" "Why are you hitting me, rascal?" "shall I leave you?" " Yes, leave me." "shall I leave you?" "Yes, leave me." " Okay then, go!" "Hey!" "Can't you see!" "Say sorry!" "Say sorry!" "fool!" "You are pointing the gun at Rana from Hariyana!" "Take his gun!" "roll down the window!" "Now I will roll down the window only.." "..at the police station!" "We have nabbed Chhota Don!" "Yes, Iet's go." " You are not doing right." "Hey, don't you dare take me to the police station." "I am warning you." "Thanks for saving my Iife!" "No, no!" "I have saved my own life not yours!" "tell me something." "Besides Dhoom and Krish's stunts.." "..can't you take me out for dinner or.." "..coffee like a normal person?" "You will find many normal people.." "I Iike surprises." "Even I Iike surprises!" "quickly give me your phone number and give the surprise!" "Then write it down!" "Nokia 6600!" "BPL or Hutch!" "This is not a surprise!" "This is a shock!" "What job do you do?" "Read it in Mumbai masala tomorrow." "Listen to me!" "Listen to me!" "Bye!" "Editor." "Yes." "Courier for Naina Sahani!" "Oh!" "What!" "Love guru has sent it." "I think the sweet affair of thank you has started." "Wow!" "WaIkie-taIkie!" "Hi!" "I wanted to talk to you again!" "That's why I called you." "Otherwise I don't like to disturb some unknown girl!" "Over!" "So what are you doing right now?" "Over." "I am flirting." "What else?" "And listen, don't disconnect." "The signal is a bit weak." "But my intention is very strong." "tell me when to meet?" "Look, thanks for saving my Iife." "But I don't know you!" "Okay!" "Over!" "Then know him!" "What's the harm?" "Then know me." "Let's meet on Friday." "Over." "Sorry!" "On Friday I have to go to visit a sick person." "Over." "Let's meet on Saturday!" "Over!" "On Saturday I myself am going to fall sick!" "Over!" "Liar!" "You are acting too smugly!" "Sunday!" "Sunday!" "Over!" "You are really funny!" "Then Sunday morning at 7 o'cIock for breakfast." "Victoria palace." "Okay!" "Over!" "Sunday, 7 o'cIock in the morning!" "For a date!" "will do!" "will do!" "It's perfect!" "Say yes!" "Ma'am, you said Sunday, didn't you?" "Take this." "Is that so?" "What if she had said Friday or Saturday?" "Then I would have given her this!" "How romantic!" "This guy is crazy!" "Wow!" "How come so early!" "That too 5 minutes early!" "So that it's not late to say what lies in my heart." "So don't delay it!" "Say what lies in your heart!" "I am dying to hear the three magical words!" "Then hear it.. thank you and sorry." "Thank you and sorry?" "It has you but what about I Iove you?" "Thanks for your gift." "And we can't have another relationship." "No matter how you are, you are perfect for me!" "Then know one thing!" " What?" "No matter how much you try, you can't dwell in my heart.." "..you can't reach to my heart and you can't change my heart!" "Okay!" "Goodbye!" "What's your phone number?" "Say something!" "Address!" "Bank account number!" "E-maiI ID!" "At least your blood group!" "What's your name?" "LeeIawati!" "Saraswati!" "Radha!" "Zakiya!" "Maria!" "beloved, my heart beats in such a way." "After faIIing in love with you." "This love is a catastrophe." "And you are with me." "You won't gain anything by following me." "Know this truth." "Know it!" "Know it!" "Someday you will faII in love with me." "Someday you will belong to somebody." "So many lovers come." "They give their heart and leave." "I know everybody's intention." "beloved, my heart beats in such a way." "After faIIing in love with you." "This love is a catastrophe." "And you are with me." "still you will not be able to trap me" "Give me the permission" "beloved, my heart beats in such a way." "After faIIing in love with you." "This love is a catastrophe." "And you are with me." "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Senorita Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "Maria!" "If you Iike Maria so much then go after her!" "My name is Naina Sania!" "Bye!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "I can't do this, brother Prem!" "I can't!" "Why did Priya give you her number?" " Why?" "So that you will call her." "Look, if you will take so much time in proposing her.." "..then she will dispose you and leave." "Yeah!" "Yeah?" " Oh yeah!" "call her!" "Give her a missed call." "Disconnect before she answers the call." "Got it?" "Is it necessary to disconnect the call?" "Priya's incoming is free." "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem, Priya's incoming is free!" "call her!" "Disconnect!" "Give her a miss call!" "She will call!" "But why will she call me?" " call her!" "But.." " call her!" "If you are insisting so much then I will call her." "Disconnect!" "Disconnect!" "call!" "Disconnect!" "Disconnect!" "call!" "What game is this, brother?" "This is the game!" "It's called mind game!" "Oh no!" "I will have to explain!" "I have to explain." "You have to explain!" "Oh my God!" "Bhaskar called!" "Why did Bhaskar call?" "If he called.. then why did he disconnect?" "Does Bhaskar want to ask me something?" "Does he want to say something?" "If he wants to ask, then what's the need of saying?" "If he wants to say, then what's the need to ask?" "I am very impatient!" "I want to know!" "Something is the matter!" "Count till 10!" "She will call!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Its Priya's call!" "talk to her!" "I am going!" "shall I have my honeymoon with her?" "No!" "I can't allow you that." "Answer it!" " hello!" "hello!" "Priya!" "hello!" "Yes, Priya!" "Yes, Priya!" "Bhaskar!" "Did you call?" "Yes, yes!" "No!" "Love guru had called!" " Love guru?" "No." "Thursday!" "Your company's meeting on Thursday!" "I had called to remind you of that meeting!" "Bhaskar!" "You really work hard for the company!" "You are fabulous!" "You are fantastic!" "You are a genius!" "I know!" " You are great!" " I know!" "You are God!" "I Iove you!" " What?" "Your company!" "I Iove your company!" "Mr. Bhaskar, are you with me?" " Yeah, ma'am!" "You will have to prepare a strong presentation for.." "..our India Infosys project." "But soon!" "Yes." "What are you saying?" "And yes!" "I remembered!" "Can you spare some time for our company in bangalore?" "It is really in a mess." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "I can join any company for your company!" "Yes." "Okay!" "Bhaskar, where are you going?" "I don't know where I am going!" "Priya will tell me that!" "Yes, Priya!" "Priya!" "Where do I have to go?" "Why don't we meet for dinner?" "What do you say?" "Okay!" "Dinner!" "Okay!" "Bhaskar!" "Bhaskar, stop it!" "Don't go ahead!" "Otherwise you will die!" "When the girl herself is going ahead.." "..then why should I stay back?" "Yes." " Did you say anything?" "I was not talking to you!" "Now tell me!" "I am saying.." "let's meet tomorrow for dinner." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "So much excitement is not good for your heart!" "You will get cardiac arrest!" "And the police will arrest me!" "Stop it, Bhaskar!" " Yes!" "Bhaskar!" " Bhaskar!" " Bhaskar!" "The poor guy went barefoot!" "Bhaskar!" "Nothing will happen!" "Nothing happened!" "Crazy man!" "Crazy!" "Brother!" " Wow!" "Wow!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "You didn't die!" "Even after faIIing from such a height!" "Who fell?" "Brother, I was floating in the air!" "It felt as if soft breeze were caressing my hair." "Air didn't harm me!" "It was touching my chubby cheeks!" "The sky was saying, wow, you have not moved!" "And the earth was saying, how smart." "You didn't touch me." "I felt as if with the parachute.." "..of Priya's love I was slowly.." "..landing on the ground." "Brother Prem, usually after faIIing from such a height.." "..a person dies." "But I landed on the flowers." "Isn't it an unusually love story." "Correct!" "Strange!" "Nothing happened to your waist too." "What waist?" "Whose waist?" "When love is my backbone, then who are you and me?" "Stop it, Bhaskar!" "Tomorrow you are taking Priya out for the first time." "Do you know what to do?" "Nowadays the culture is very different." "Party.. dinners.. dancing." "well, I know about dinner." "I have it everyday." " Thank God!" "Now about parties and dances.." "..then its quite common." "And as far as my dance is concerned.." "..how can I praise my own self, brother Prem?" "When I dance.. my dance shall speak for me." "beloved looks beautiful in this winter season.." "Move the pillow, its heavy." "Move the pillow." "Move the pillow, its heavy." "Move the pillow, its heavy." "Brother Prem, did you Iike it?" "Superb!" "Superb!" "fabulous!" "Outstanding!" "No!" "Say it openly!" "Did you Iike it?" "I felt as if somebody is dancing for Ganpati immersion." "There is a class in dance." "Since 6th class I have been dancing like this." "till date nobody has complained." "Nobody complained!" "By class I mean.. style." "style!" "Look!" "Get up!" " Yeah!" " I'II show you style, here." "Here!" "Come here!" "Stand here!" "Put your hand up!" " Okay." "Fingers inside." "If you did it vulgarly then I won't teach you." "Is this vulgar?" "I am sorry." "Two fingers." " This?" "Yes!" "That's it!" " Okay!" " Watch!" "Is this not vulgar?" "No!" "This is the style!" " Is it a dance step?" "Yes!" "Of course!" "Now watch!" " Ok." "Just chill, chiII." "Just chill." "beloved, unite your heart with mine." "beloved, unite your heart with mine." "Yeah!" "That's it!" "Do it!" "Just chill, chiII." "Just chill." "Screaming, the beloved calls." "Crow.." " So you have shown your stature!" "Just chill, chiII." "Just chill." " Don't move!" "ChiII!" "How can I chill without moving?" "Okay!" "Like this!" " Yeah!" "Now loud!" "Just chill, chiII." "Just chill." "Just chill, chiII." "Just chill." " Go head." "Just chill, chiII." "Today for the first time Prem has come to propose." "Best of luck, Prem!" "hello, boy!" "Hey!" "Why did you smash my headlight?" "Not yours!" "Of your car!" "But why?" " I didn't like it!" " What?" "Do you have the insurance?" " Yes!" "Then take this too!" "I won't spare you!" "I won't spare you!" "Come on, guys." "Why?" "Had fun?" "Come out!" "Come out!" "Prem?" " You?" "What happened to you?" "You?" "What are you doing here?" "I am following!" "I see!" "So following me you have reached my home!" "I am not following you!" "I am following a naughty child!" "He has come here!" "Look what he did!" "He!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Mummy!" " I will not spare you." "What?" "Mummy!" "Kid, what are you?" "You have started calling your neighbour your mummy!" "Neighbour?" "I am his mother!" "He is my Rohan!" "I see!" "He is your Rohan!" "Our Rohan!" "So nice!" "What?" "He is your son?" "Yes!" "She is my mummy!" "She is my mother!" "Do you have any problem?" "Are you married?" "Then what!" "From where did I come?" "Who is she?" "What kind of a mother is she?" "An unwed mother?" "A married mother?" "A divorcee mother?" "Or a widowed mother?" "For the first time I truly loved somebody!" "And she has a child!" "What is this?" "How can it be?" "Like this!" "hello, son." "call your mother." "Wow!" "What a happening place!" "I Iove to come to places like this." "really?" " Fantastic!" "FantabuIous!" "fabulous!" "Come on, Bhaskar!" "Today I will introduce.." "..you to my best friend Kiran!" "Best friend Kiran?" " Yes." "formula number 1 to win a girl's heart!" "Impress her friend." "Praise her." "Sorry to interrupt you." "From where do I begin this series of praises?" "Very simple!" "What is the first thing that you see in a girl?" "I see the complete personality!" "Very Good." "Then start from the top!" "First praise her hair." "Come down." "Praise her soft cheeks." "Then go up.. and praise her eyes." " Okay." "Then from the nose, praise her tender lips." "And then praise her neck." "Murderer!" "Not like this!" "Like this!" "Like this!" " Yes!" "By the way.. sorry to interrupt you again!" "If I praise her so much then instead of Priya.." "..her friend only will come after me." "Shut up, Bhaskar!" "Just follow me, okay!" "Hey, Bhaskar!" "Where are you lost?" "No, no." "I was asking that your best friend.. where is Kiran?" "Hi!" "Oh wow, Priya!" "Oh God!" "Looking so gorgeous, Priya!" "Excuse me, ladies!" "Oh wow, Priya!" "Wow, Priya!" "Thanks for coming!" "He is my best friend Kiran!" "He is Kiran?" "Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary!" "Where are Diwakar and Chaudhary?" "I am all three of them!" "Power of three!" " Hi!" "Kiran.." "let me tell me you are so beautiful!" "Oh really!" "So sweet!" "Are these the tresses which Priya caresses.." "..and tells you her most personal things?" " Yes." "Are these the same shoulders on which Priya.." "..places her lovely face and shares her thoughts with you?" "Yes, yes!" "Are these the same lips.." "which says yes.." "..yes to Priya too?" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Are these the same.." " Change the topic!" "Hey, listen to me.." "I just wanted to know what do you do?" " Everything." "I mean event managing." "You know turmeric ceremony.." "..henna ceremony, engagement, marriage." "I do everything besides honeymoon." "I mean I organise it." "No problem." "tell me." "What do you think of marriage?" "Leave it!" "My opinion is a question for others." "What about Priya?" "I mean what kind of a guy does she likes?" "Soft, sensitive, hardworking!" "Like me." "What are her hobbies?" "Singing!" "Music!" "What kind of songs does she likes?" "When we will be young." "God knows where we will be." "How sweet!" "Two gays." "What about you?" "I always commit this crime." "I am a man." "I Iove.." "earlier such realistic songs were composed!" "Today too it influences people." "What do you think of cricket?" "Cricket!" "I just love cricket!" "1 1 men after one ball!" "Oh God!" "And nowadays there is ball tampering too!" "You know!" "Oh God!" "Change the topic!" "Change the topic!" "Hi." "This is Supreet.." "..reporting live from sky lounge." "Where the cream of city have gathered tonight.." "..for Kiran MuIchandani's big bash!" "well, the crowd here boasts of a gentry." "But just now a loafer has entered!" "What an idiot!" "Oh god, what is he doing?" "Bhaskar!" "Yeah!" "He is such a stupid Bhaskar!" "Oh no!" "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "Your attitudes too allure me." "Your attitudes too allure me." "Your attitudes too allure me." "Your attitudes too allure me." "This short lived youth shouIdn't be wasted." "This short lived youth shouIdn't be wasted." "I will love you a Iot." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "Dance with me." "Embrace me tightly." "Dance with me." "Embrace me tightly." "Let's live and die a bit in love." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "The damsel's attitudes allure me." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "She says, more." "Sorry!" "Love guru!" "neil." "neil Bakshi." " Prem." "I am in love with a girl." "seriously!" "What a babe!" "Since the time I have seen her.." "I can't see anything else." "This is what happens in the beginning." "Go ahead." "She doesn't let me come close to her." "If I come close, she feels shy." "What to do?" "She is an Indian woman." "Since when have you known her?" "I met her a few days ago." "Since the time I have met her.." "I couldn't sleep." "I want to sleep with her." "Mr. neil." "Your name should have been SheneiI not neil." "There is one thing to understand." "Is a one night stand." "Guru!" "ChiII, man!" "relax." "You shouldn't get emotional in matters of sex and money." "My cheque book." "fill the amount." "What will you pay me?" "For love, I offer free service." "ChiII out, you better." "Naina.. did you tell him that you are a mother?" "Yes." "But Prem says that it doesn't.." "..make any difference to him." "Thank God!" "Did you say yes?" "obviously not!" " But why?" "I can't take this decision alone." "It's entirely upon Rohan." "He has to accept him." "Who knows.. whether Prem is willing.." "..to take both of ours responsibility?" "Prem is ready, Naina!" "I am ready to take your and Rohan's responsibility!" "You and here?" "I am where you are!" "Just give me a chance to marry you." "After that I promise.." "I will fulfil all of your and Rohan's demands!" "How romantic!" "You know, not only romantic but realistic as well." "Did you know maybe its written in scriptures.." "..that a man has to be a husband in the drawing room.." "..a boyfriend in the bedroom and.." "..a good cook in the kitchen?" "I am ready to be all three for you both." "wonderful guy!" "You know they don't make such men anymore!" "Give him a chance!" " Thank you, Father!" "Thank you!" "God is kind!" " Thank you!" "Naina, now give me a chance!" "I will cook for you." "I will love Rohan completely!" "In fact I don't want any other child after marriage." "Naina, give me a chance!" "Naina!" "Wow!" "This guy is good!" "He is the reincarnation of Bheeshma Pitamah." "Marry this godly man!" "Marry him!" "Thank you, priest!" "please say yes!" "Prem, grow up!" "Try to understand!" "I might agree." "But it's difficult to convince my son." "It's altogether a different story." "Okay." "Leave that to me." "Which school is he in?" "Hey kid.. first build your body!" "Mix Bournvita in your milk!" "How many spoons." "What happened?" "Brother, Rohan hit me!" "You think he is alone!" "Do you think my Rohan is alone?" "No!" "I can look after my homework.." "..my fights, and my mother alone!" "Oh my God!" "Are you fine?" " Mummy!" "Dear, go and play." "Go." "Rohan, what have you done?" "You gave him a punch?" "Mummy's lover boy!" "Don't tell mummy about this fight!" "Not at all, dear!" "That same cool attitude!" "That same hot temperament!" "Seeing you I feel my childhood days have returned!" "Now let's go home." " Okay." "As you say, sir!" "Dear, answer the phone." "It must be your mummy's call." "hello, brother Prem!" "tell me, Bhaskar!" "You are a scoundrel!" "Stupid Rohan!" "Bhaskar, don't say anything!" "Why?" "You will grow old!" "But that monkey will cling to his mother!" "Disconnect the call!" "Disconnect the call!" "Why?" "Why?" "I won't disconnect!" "Don't say anything, Bhaskar!" "Don't say anything!" "You are scared as.." "..if that Rohan is listening to our talks." "It's my phone!" "Give me the phone!" "I am stupid Rohan!" "He said that." "So he is stupid!" "I am a fool!" "You are not a fool." "He is a fool." "The one who said fool.. he is a fool." "I am a monkey!" "I am a fool!" "I am the biggest boy!" "Because I befriended that Bhaskar." "Stop the car!" "Stop the car!" "Dear, not just my car!" "AII the cars have stopped!" "Dear.. why are you getting so angry?" "I am not angry." "I want to pee." "Fine." "We will reach home within 5 minutes." "There you can go to pee." "I can't control!" "I will do it in the car itself!" "In the car!" "Stop!" "Don't do that!" "I will do it in your hand!" " What?" "Open!" "Open the door!" "He wants to pee!" "Open!" "Open!" "Open!" "Say Something!" "Open your mouth!" "No!" "This place is reeking!" "I won't do there!" "I won't go there!" "Fine!" "Do it here!" "Rohan!" "How much more will you pee?" "Is it done?" "Let me pee in peace!" "Just 2 runs and out!" "Who was the one who was shouting?" "Hey!" "Where is he peeing!" "You don't yell.." "Don!" " Chhota Don!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What have you done?" "You ruined my dress!" "I couldn't control!" "Did I hurt you?" "Did I hurt you?" "In front of Chhota Don, great people start peeing!" "Hey!" "You!" "Whenever I run after that reporter girl.." "..you always intrude!" "Today I will kill you!" "Move the child!" "Chhota Don doesn't raise his hands on children!" "But can the child raise his hands on Don?" "Answer him!" " What?" "Answer him!" " What?" "If you have no answer, then take this!" "Take this!" "will you do it again?" " What?" "Peeing!" " No!" "You do it!" " I?" "Let's go!" "Boss, are you okay?" "Don't leak out this matter." "Otherwise my image will be tarnished in the underworld!" "Dear, we have reached your home." "Come." "shall I have to bring you out?" "Hi, handsome!" " Hi!" "Hi, baby!" "Nice guy!" "But I will have to think a bit." "Naughty!" "You both have gelled well." " Yes." "Did he harass you a Iot?" "He, no you have." "Thanks for dropping Rohan home." "I will have to do this." "After all I have to take you home." "tell me." "Besides thinking about me.." "..do you do any other work?" "Yes." " Okay." "In the morning I save you from Don." "Then.. in the afternoon I drop Rohan home from school." "Then after the hard work of the whole day.." "..when I sleep in the night.." "then you come in my dreams." "And what all things we both do in my dreams.." "..you can't even imagine.." "Stop it!" "Listen to me." "And stop dreaming." "Stupid!" "Mind-bIowing!" "I have got her!" "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved You are my love!" "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "Take me now." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "Since the time I saw you." "I didn't think or reason." "And I gave you my heart." "I lost my heart." "I gave my heart to you." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "beloved!" "My beloved." "My beloved is adorable." "adorable." "AII right, say." "My beloved is adorable." "adorable." "Once more now." "My God!" "Your attitude is great!" "My God!" "Your attitude is great!" "You are kind in your praises." "The mesh of tresses on your lovely face." "You are my destiny." "You are my thought." "I too have fallen in love." "I have gone crazy." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love, baby." "Drive me crazy." "You are my bomb, baby." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "We can talk!" "Come on!" "I Iike this." "Come on dance, dance.." "This saying of love is old." "I Iove the way your talking baby," "This saying of love is old." "I am yours." "You are mine." "This discussion is common." "Let it be." "I am busy." "You are my dawn." "You are my dusk." "I too have fallen in love." "I have gone crazy." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "Since the time I saw you." "I didn't think or reason." "And I gave you my heart." "I lost my heart." "I gave my heart to you." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "beloved, you are my love." "You are my love!" "My love!" "Brother Prem.. till date all the things.." "..that you have taught me.." "..I followed it like a nice student." "But still Priya and my affair is not progressing." "Whose fault is it?" " Who?" "Who?" " Who?" "This is what I am asking.." "I am saying it's because of kiss." "Meaning a kiss." "till the time you won't kiss Priya.." "..your affair won't progress." "No, no!" "I have never kissed a girl." "So do it now." "Any problem?" "Not I, but Priya might have a problem." " Why?" "She is a rich girl." "Why will she kiss a common man like me?" "Don't worry." "girls shut their eyes before kissing." "So she won't see your face." "Oh!" "But is it necessary to kiss in love?" "Yes!" "It's very important!" "Because from 10, 8 girls know in the first kiss itself.." "..whether this relationship will go further or not." "I have a great idea!" "shall I give a flying kiss to Priya?" "Are you Superman?" "Spiderman?" "You are a common man." "Kiss like a common man." "Okay." "One final and last question." "while kissing Priya.. shall I hold my breathe inside.." "..or shall I exhale?" "Asthma patient!" "What will you stop and what will you let go?" "How much will you think for a kiss?" "I think.. now I should leave." "Anything else?" "'If a girl wants to kiss you then.." "..she will pretend to be deep in thoughts.." "..and she will play with the keys.'" "'Come on, Bhaskar." "Do it.'" "It's so chilly!" "It's quite late!" "I think now I should leave!" "Priya!" "Bhaskar!" "Priya!" " Dad!" "Yes, dad!" "I think now I will have to leave!" "You must meet dad!" "Come!" "Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary, sir!" "Indian institute of management!" "Ahemadabad!" "1990!" "First class!" "Of course!" "Of course!" "I know everything about you, young man!" "By the way you discuss finance quite.." "..late in the night, mister.." "Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary, sir!" " Of course!" "I am very impressed!" "I am very impressed!" "Take out some time for me too!" "I tell you what!" "Tomorrow have lunch with me!" "In my club!" "Sir, there is only one problem." " problem?" "I am a vegetarian." "Vegetarian!" "wonderful!" "Not a problem at all!" "I'II see you tomorrow!" " Sir!" "Bye!" " Good night, daddy!" "Good night!" "Are you a vegetarian?" "only during daytime." "In the night I eat everything." "hello!" "Hi, Naina!" "Nikki, are you busy?" "please do me a favour!" "I am going out of town for a few days." "I have some urgent work." "And I can't leave Rohan alone." "Can you keep him with you?" "Yes!" "Rohan.. with me?" "actually.. my grandma has come to my place." "From Pune." "And she is very demanding!" "Stop, grandma!" "Have some patience!" "Naina, I hope you understand." "What to do?" "You know how fond I am of Rohan." "But.." "I won't be able to keep him with me." "I hope you understand." "I am so sorry." "No, no!" "Its okay!" "I understand!" "Okay!" "Thanks!" "Rohan!" "Listen!" "Nobody is here!" "Sweet son!" "Sexy mother." "Hot father!" "complete family!" "Rohan, aunt Nikki is really busy." "And my work is really urgent!" "You will have to come with me, baby!" "please!" "No way, mama!" "I won't come!" "Rohan, try to understand!" "Rohan!" "Rohan, you will have to come!" " I won't come!" "Rohan!" " Mummy!" "Prem!" "Prem.. explain to Rohan!" "I have to go out of Mumbai for some urgent work." "How can I leave him alone?" "He will have to come with me!" "Correct!" "Rohan darling, you will have to come with me." "Okay." "You have no choice." "I have a choice." "This man here.. he has no other choice but to say yes." "Mummy, I will stay with Prem." "It's just a matter of 7 days." "What do you say, Prem?" "Of course, dear." " Are you sure?" " Yes, yes!" "Won't you have any problem?" " No, no!" "No problem!" "absolutely sure!" "7 days are nothing." "You and your mummy can live with me for 7 Iifetimes." "First spend 7 days." "Wow!" "What do you give him to eat?" "Lots of love!" "Wow!" "Aamir, what a shot!" " Aamir, you are the best!" "R K Gupta, I have come to ask for Sweetie's hand." "Mr. RahuI.. maybe you don't know." "Your earnings can only buy dog biscuits in this house." "Oh really!" "Why don't you buy normal biscuits?" "Like Monaco, glucose." "Oh shut up!" "What do you do?" "I Iove Sweetie!" "Not to kill time." "I am asking what do you do for a living?" "Mr. Gupta.." "I Iove Sweetie." "unconditional, unlimited love!" "I am asking about your job, your profession." "What do you do for your livelihood?" "I Iove Sweetie!" "With the aid of Sweetie's love.." "and your wealth.." "..I will be able to survive, Mr. Gupta!" "You are just like me!" " Thank you." "I too married her wealthy and ugly mother for her wealth." "Oh!" " We both will gel well!" "Dear, do one thing." "Meet me tomorrow for lunch." "In the club." "We will talk about marriage there." "Oh lovely!" "Thank you, father-in-Iaw!" "Thank you, dad!" "That you, Sweetie!" "Sweetie is here!" "Sweetie!" "Bye, Sweetie!" "My school is the school of fun." "Tomorrow you will come with me to Rajasthan." "And you will marry Lakhani's millionaire son." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "This is what happened with me too!" "The girl's father called me to the club!" "He spoke to me sweetly!" "And then he took her to Rajasthan to get her married!" "As if he is the father!" "Hey!" "Keep quiet!" "Let me watch the movie peacefully!" "Hey, fool!" "quietly eat your popcorn!" "You are eating less and.." "..giving more to the person besides you!" "Bhaskar!" "Why are you hiding?" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem!" "Where are you hiding in the darkness?" "Brother Prem is here!" "Brother Prem is here!" "He is number M16!" "Brother Prem.. here you are enjoying this love story." "And there my love story appears bleak." "If you didn't help me.." "..then Priya's father will get her married." "I need your help, man!" "Hey!" " Sorry aunt!" " RascaI!" "Brother Prem is ready to help!" "And he likes Jodhpur!" "Bhaskar.. you were the one who was.." "..bad mouthing me on the phone, weren't you?" "Not me!" "Must be somebody else!" "Where is brother Prem?" "Has he gone to buy air tickets or to buy a plane?" "Bhaskar, we are going to stop your girlfriend's marriage." "What to you think?" "By changing the hair style, the girl will change her mind?" "Where is brother Prem?" "He has still not come!" "Get up!" "Security announcement has been made!" "Get up, dear!" "Security announcement has been made!" "Come along!" "This child talks so much!" "Remove your jacket!" "I will remove it!" "I Iook out for chances to do all this!" "Haven't you heard my name?" "No, brother Prem!" "Cooperate with him!" "As it is our time is bad!" "Because of terrorists people's problem.." "..they doubt even good people." "Mummy!" "Hey, Hey, Hey?" "Brother Prem!" "uncle, are you travelling by air for the first time?" " Why?" "You don't even know that in plane.." "..knives, guns, bombs are not allowed." "I don't even use nail cutter." "I don't cut my nails." "So how can I carry a knife?" "hello!" "He might start talking about bomb!" "please!" "Shut up!" "By carrying a knife, you want to entice a girl!" "It would have been good if the police had nabbed you.." "..and thrown you in MOCA or TADA." "So that we both could live in peace!" "But now everybody is fine!" "Good!" "uncle." " Yes." "Do you know how to tie the belt?" "Or shall I teach you that too?" "I'II show you!" "Come on." "The news has spread all over the jungle." "That uncle is after aunt." "Brother Prem.." "..why is it so silent when there is a marriage?" "This ambience is normally found after bidding.." "..the bride farewell." "So much of happiness." "So much of happiness." "I had come here so happily." " Shut up!" "Why are you crying like a child, Bhaskar?" "You will understand when you will grow up." "Adorn the palanquin." "apply the henna." "DamseI, your beloved will come to take you." "uncle!" "That means the marriage is tomorrow!" "But brother Prem, how will we get in?" "I will give you an idea." "Hi, I am Bobby." "My hobby is to get people married." "How do you Iike this lobby?" " Its very good." "I am an Indian wedding planner." "I think I have seen you before." "Of course." "I only had got you married. 25 years ago." "You are in this business for the past 25 years?" "Yes!" "My daddy too is in this line." "And everybody in the family looks familiar." "We have been doing this for the past 7 generations." "My grandpa's, grandpa's, grandpa.." "..had got Shahjahan married." "Oh my God!" "What a marriage it was!" "What a grand reception in Taj!" "And wine was flowing non-stop in Jamuna river!" "And you know this?" " No." "people were throwing flowers from Kutub Minar." "Guys in Sherwani (Indian traditional dress)." "girls in skirts." "The entire Agra was singing and dancing." "What's up, father-in-Iaw?" "hello!" "Look at you!" "Are you sure that Priya will marry this guy?" "Yes." "Why?" "I think she will change her mind after 4 nuptiaI rounds." "When we will grow young." "hello!" "Where is Bhaskar?" "I am sure they must have nabbed uncle." "They must be thrashing him black and blue!" "You shouldn't say that!" "Mummy!" "Mummy!" "Hide!" "Rohan?" "How can he be here?" "What is your mummy doing here?" "Don't you know?" "Reporters reach anywhere." "Is that so?" "When will she reach my heart?" "Have patience!" "She will reach there too!" "Let's go and find Bhaskar!" "Prem?" "Rohan?" "That's it!" "Prem, you and here?" " Hi." "I am also here." "actually we both were missing you a Iot." "Is that so?" "That's why you both came here?" "What joke is this?" "Mummy, I will tell you." "actually Prem has come here to help his friend." "Prem's friend Bhaskar loves Priya." "The bride of the day." "Rohan, get up!" "To help your friend, you brought my son here!" "That too without informing me!" "What if something had happened to him?" "What would happen to him?" "Prem, maybe Rohan is nothing for you." "But for me he is my world." "Okay." "He is my whole life." "You wanted to be a father!" "You couldn't fulfil your responsibility.." "..even for 7 days!" "And you talk about 7 Iifetimes!" "What.." " Just stop it!" "Okay!" "Prem, Iet me handle this." "Mummy, Prem was not ready to come here." "I only insisted." "Saying let's go on this adventure trip." "And I harassed him a Iot on the route." "But he was always there for me." "Mummy, I Iike him!" "And I think you should also like him!" "Tough body and a soft heart." "It's a rare combination." "Come on, mummy!" "Say sorry to papa." "Papa?" "What did you say?" "No need to get so emotional!" "I was just practicing!" "What are you doing?" "May you always remain married!" "I mean.." "I mean.. may you always be with me." "Yes, place it below the glass." "Oh wow!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "You too!" " Yeah!" "Me too!" "You know to have something you have to lose something." "And you have to be what you are not." "Wait a minute!" "Have we met before?" "No!" "I have just got converted." " Oh!" "New recruit you know." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "But still why do I feel as if I have seen you before?" "hello!" "You know why?" "Because people like us resemble in appearance.." "..way of walking, this and that and everything." "How true!" "How true!" "How true!" "Have you come alone or with somebody?" "I have come alone." "But I will take somebody with me." "You can have me!" "hello!" "My beloved's face tempts me." "Tempts me." "Tempts me." "The shine of the nose ring takes my Iife." "..takes my Iife." "My beloved's face tempts me." "The shine of the nose ring takes my Iife." "I can't live without seeing you." "Your beautiful face is charming." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "Find out who he is." "Go on, hurry!" "My life is for you." "My life is for you." "Don't ever leave me." "Never leave me." "I will give you all the happiness in the world." "I will place my heart at your path." "Your beautiful face is charming." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "That's him." "My beloved is different from the rest of the world." "Different from the rest of the world." "I will love him." "Him." "Love him." "Adorn your fair hands with henna." "Adorn." "Adorn." "DamseI, make me yours." "Your beautiful face is charming." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil.." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary.." "..the financial advisor of our company." "Nice hairstyle, I Iike it." "He recognised me." "The old man recognised you." " Shut up!" "Why have you come here?" "Why have we come here?" "Do you want to get married or me?" " Me." "Sir?" "What?" "Sir.. what should I say." "Bhaskar can you see all this.." "..this ambience, these drums, all the wedding guests.." "..when will you say it then?" "After their honeymoon." "tell him!" "Sir, this glitter, this ambience.." "..your daughter is getting married.." "..you are looking very happy." "Are you happy?" "No." "congratulations sir, the one who is getting married.." "..is not happy." "And that does not suite a good father of a good daughter." "Listen to me, and stop this marriage." "Enough!" "Your salary is 30 thousand.." "..and you dream for a 1000 crore!" "Have you forgotten your status?" "I know sir, that I don't have any status." "But my heart, has forgotten its status.." "..and fallen in love with Priya." "Now what to do!" " Shut up!" "You will not understand like this, throw him out!" "Daddy, please don't do this I Iove him." " Be quiet!" "You will marry Peter!" "uncle!" "The British that ruled over us for 250 years.." "..you are handing over your daughter to them." "There are still Indian boys like us." " Us!" "I mean you, I mean you." " Thank you." "uncle, when Priya will grow 80 years old.." "..I promise you, I will still love her same." "I will protect her from the sun and the rain.." "..because I only love her." "Brother Prem?" "Sir please listen to me, and get them married.." "..your shares will not fall in the market.." "..but you will be adored by the people ." "Prem!" "Its my turn." "uncle, this man may be ordinary.." "..but his love is extraordinary." "And if you don't get them married, then I will." "Son, well done, well done." "Dad.." " Hey, he agreed." "Sorry Peter, I am sorry." "Sir." " It's Okay." "I Iove you daddy!" "Your veil has 9 colours." "It craves for my heart." "You should have reminded me." "Hi bossy." " Hi sweet heart." "This is for you." " For me." "You are such a handsome man." "Me." " Hi all." " Hi." "Where is Nikki?" " Okay, bye." "What has happened to her suddenly?" "Love, love, love." "Fine, but what has happened to you?" "Come on." "Nikki, my dear, guess what?" "What has happened to you, I had left you only for 2 days?" "Nikki what's wrong babes." "Nikki what happened?" "Nikki." "neil." " Yes babes." "tell me something, when are we getting married?" "I should find a suitable girl." "Stop joking." "What marriage, we are enjoying ourselves." "So love Guru, it happened." "AII I can stand is a one night stand." "neil Bakshi." " Yes." "I am Naina I want to ask you something." "Before a gorgeous girl asks me, I can say.." "..that I am absolutely free tonight." "tell me where your place or mine." "What relation do you have with Ms. Nikki!" "None of your business." "And the love guru business.." "..using which, boys like you ruin the lives of many girls." "What evidence do you have?" "Evidence, what for?" "I am just a journalist in Mumbai masala newspaper.." "..that writes spicy gossip news." "people read the gossip along with tea in the paper and.." "..think that it is true, they don't even think about it." "Just one article from me and your image is finished." "Listen babe, you are crossing the line I can sue you." "Hey, what are you doing?" "ChiII, thanks for the interview." "And now I will print your statement in the newspaper.." "..along with your colour photograph." "Look Naina please, save me from this." "How much money do you want?" "I don't want money, tell me the name." "neil.." "neil Bakshi." "Not your name you idiot, the name of that love guru." "With whose help you ruined Nikky's life." "I don't know his name, but I have his business card." "will this do?" " almost." "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you thank you." "Idiot!" "Did that scoundrel come or not." "relax Naina, he will come." "Where is he?" "Come on, till then you click some of my snaps." "Good idea." "Go ahead, shoot." "Love guru." "You are not love guru." "Love guru." " Excuse me!" "Love guru." " Yes." "One minute!" "He has come." "Seems like he has arrived." "You have fallen in love." "Yes, it is so that the girl is 50 years old.." "..and I am 25 years old." "So you know there is a communication gap." "That's not a communication gap that's.." "..a generation gap, and it will keep on increasing." "When you will be 50 years old.." "..she will be 75 years old." "By the way, who gave you my number?" "How does he look?" "Say something." "Let me see his face." "No, Iet it be don't see it." "What do you mean, Iet me see!" "Nikki!" "Staying alive.." "Mother Mary save me!" "Hey, hey, hey staying alive, I am staying alive." "Hey, hey, hey staying alive, I am staying alive." "Love on sale, contact love guru." "Naina Sahani, she is my sister-in-Iaw.." "..why is she ruining my Iife?" "Sir." " Yes." "This is you, isn't it?" " Yes." "Sir, introduce me to your love guru too for some enjoyment." "I have heard that you have enjoyed a Iot." "I did not enjoy with her, I Iove her.." "..what nonsense are you talking!" "How much do you love her?" "AII the pages that are printed in the.." "..Times Of India I Iove her that much." "Her love runs inside my body like DNA." "Have you understood or not?" "And for her, I can face the entire world in the Midday." "I will change the outlook of the entire world." "Don't break my shop." "Why are you breaking my shop?" "This is not enough, you sell it, you sell it.." "..you are the one that sells it." "I'II bash you up" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "I will break the entire shop!" "I swear on my country." "He is breaking my entire shop." "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "I'II get you!" "Excuse me, excuse me can you take out my mobile." "Where is it?" " Right here." "Thank you." "Switch it on." "hello." " hello, where are you?" "Love guru, love guru I am ruined.." "..and you are asking me where am I?" "Meet me somewhere, it is urgent." "They want to lock me up, and you want to meet me.." "Excuse me, excuse me." " Yes brother." "There is money in my left pocket." "Sorry sir, it is not allowed for you.." "..to come inside the building" "Strange, everyday you salute me.." "..and today you are stopping me." "Have you forgotten, I am Bhaskar.." "..Bhaskar Diwakar Chaudhary." "The company's financial advisor." "I am a very close person of Ms. Priya." "She has left this letter for you." "Huh?" "Strange, she used to take my advice for every small thing.." "..she took such a big decision and didn't take my advice." "Bhaskar has been insulted!" "Those who love each other, don't change.." "..reading the gossip of the paper." "I agree that you are my boss, and the boss is always right.." "But this time.. this time you are wrong." "girls are stupid!" "Just because one husband left her.." "..she'II be angry against all males." "You should never fail in love with a girl.." "..and that too, a journalist." "Brother Prem, you are avoiding me.." "..you are not picking up my phone." "The cards for my marriage was about to be printed.." "..instead, my photo was printed in the papers." "AII this has happened because of you.." "..you will have to do something." "Sorry Bhaskar, I have stopped doing this." "I cannot help you." "Brother Prem, seems like you didn't recognise me." "Those who climbed the himalayas.." "..and walked on the moon, they didn't have a guru." "They one thing that they had, was zest in the heart.." "..and an obsessed mind." "Which even I have." "If I don't get Priya, then I can do anything." "Do you understand anything?" "Anything." "will Bhaskar commit suicide?" "He lost a billion dollar girl." "Anyone could commit suicide." "Bhaskar may do it." "Ms. Priya, my name is Prem." "I know." "What are you doing in my boat?" "Get out!" " I want to talk to you for two minutes." "Shut up, what did you get from all this?" "Bhaskar is your happiness.." "..two lovers unite, what can be a bigger happiness." "How, by making him act in the board room." "tell me one thing would you have ever noticed him?" "Why not, maybe a bit late.." "..but maybe I would have noticed him." "His parents didn't notice him on his birth.." "..and you would have, I don't agree Ms. Priya." "But I agree, it was really great Prem.." "..my likes, my dislikes you took care of everything." "Even that, I don't know how to whistle since my childhood.." "..and you thought him that too." "He whistled at you, the Ioafer." "Yes, he did the Ioafer dance too.." "..and sometimes dropped coffee on his shirt.." "..in nervousness." "And the best touch was that one." " What?" "He took the asthma pump out." "He took the asthma pump out too." "And that too before kissing me." " What timing." "I liked all his habits and they appeared to be cute!" "Why are you laughing?" "Because, I didn't teach him all these things.." "..I had stopped him from doing all these things." "tell me one thing.." "..the daughter of such a rich father.." "..you are educated, sensible, stylish.." "..how did you see sense in Bhaskar's nonsense?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, style can be taught, but not simplicity." "Not just me, no college or university of the world.." "..can make a person nice." "And you know Bhaskar is a nice person from the beginning." "Oh God, what will happen to Bhaskar?" "Hey, what will happen, he will faII in love with me.." "..we will get married, we will have children.." "..and the children will call you Prem uncle, Prem uncle." "So this was your game love guru!" " Bhaskar.." "You wanted to become the lover of my girl.." "..and dance with joy on the boat.." "..and I will keep waiving at you from the shore." "Bhaskar!" " You hold it!" "I thought that you think of me as your elder brother.." "..and Priya as your sister-in-Iaw.." "..but you are a stigma in the joint family!" "No Bhaskar!" "Bhaskar, stop it?" "He had come here for you." "Oh shit!" "I couldn't teach her in years.." "..and you taught her in minutes." "Bhaskar, I learnt it from you!" "Cheating!" "Stop it!" "I used to practice this everyday thinking about you." "I would whistle all the time!" "Anytime, anyhow." " Yes, yes." "You are sure, I thought you how to whistle." "You love me." " I Iove you." "Where did brother Prem go I told him Iot things?" "Brother Prem!" "Brother Prem, sorry to misunderstand you brother." "So much happiness.." "So much happiness, brother Prem.." "Keep quiet." "So much happiness.." "Stupid Bhaskar." "So much happiness." "So much happiness." "So much happiness." "Today's topic is trust." "If there is trust, there is love.." "..and if there is love, then there is life." "Prem, here." "Naina, Naina please let me say something." "Don't create a scene here." " Say something." "Mummy, you should fulfil the Iast wish of the dying person." "Give him a chance." "Who is dying?" "If you don't get her, then you will die." "Yes." "Look, he knows me so well." "He's a kid." "I'm not." "You have made love your profession." "Profession?" "Am I a courtesan.." "..that you say love is my profession?" "please, Iet him say." " Thank you father." "Father, is it wrong to make two hearts faII in love.." "..if it is, then hang me." "No my son, it is a divine service." "Come on, you tell me if you go and tell a unknown woman.." "..that I Iove you, then what will she say?" "Then she will slap me." "I have been slapped 27 times.." "..and I am still a bachelor, look the seat is empty." "That seats not empty, that's a shame.." "..some days later this seat will be empty too.." "..until a love guru like me doesn't come in your life." "Correct." " Thank you." "Son, find someone for me too." "I am single, ready to mingle." "Give me your hand, madam he is single ready to mingle." "Lord Ram, what match you have made." "You are doing a wonderful job, and I Iove you for that." "I know, but tell her that and not me." "See, he will find someone here." "Think about it mummy.." "..you will not find anyone better than him." "Correct." "Naina, I teach the shortcut way in love.." "..but my path is not wrong." "And what about boys like neil.." "..whom you help to reach the girls bedroom." "neil, do you want to hear the truth?" " What?" "The truth is that, I don't help people like neil." "He has taken my name just to entrap me!" "But it is the fault of people like you!" "You faII for scoundrels like neil.." "..and you don't even look once at simple guys like Bhaskar!" "That's is where I step in." "I am cupid, stupid." "Love guru?" "I will drink milk everyday, I will do my homework too.." "..I will never lie, I will do whatever you ask me to.." "Mummy, you will not find a better one than him." "My child, they don't make such men anymore." "O Lord, forgive her.." "..for she doesn't know what she has done.." "..and forgive her for she doesn't know.." "..what she is doing, what's she doing, what's she doing." "What are you doing here?" "Can't you find a taxi, shall I drop you in my car." "Look, I don't know what relation we have.." "..and if we have a relation or not.." "..but I know, that Rohan.." "..and I have the relation of father and son." "Isn't it Rohan?" " Yes papa." "Rohan, who will drop you to school?" "Of course papa, you." "Rohan, who will take you to the movies?" "Rohan, who will entice your first girlfriend for you." "Of course papa you." "Rohan?" "And who will take care of my mother?" "You will have to ask your mother that." "Rohan's papa." " What?" "You, you." "Do you swear on Rohan's future brother and sister?" "shall we go home I have to make arrangements.." "..for the honey moon!" "Whose?" " Yours." "My lady.." "Rohan was right I can never find anyone better than you." "And even if I do find one, I don't want it.." "..do you know why?" " Why?" "Because I am a married man.." "..and I already have a child, and I am a devoted father." "And a wife abiding husband." "If you will have decide between me and Rohan?" "Right now." "At this time." "That will be the most difficult." "Who is.." "Maybe it is Rohan." "I will just come." "My son Rohan, will sleep with the mummy and daddy.." "Bhaskar, what are you doing here?" "I have come here to spend my honeymoon just like you." "Oh really." " I mean, I am booked in the next room." "The student is where the guru will be.." "..the time for meeting has come." "Good man, but Bhaskar look.." "..this is my room, listen Bhaskar." "Look, I helped you faII in love.." "..I helped you in your marriage." "Now please help me in my honeymoon." "please." "Training." " Yeah." "Come on." " No, I will do everything." "I will do everything that has to be done." "Just tell me, where does this honeymoon start and how." "Bring your ear close" "I know everything starts from the ears." "Bring your ear closer!" "Okay." "There great!" "That's great!" "That's great!" "You felt so good listening to it, so.." "So happy." " Yes." "So much happiness." "I am sorry." " Take it along, it is of no use to me." "I will wash it and give you." "Happy honeymoon." "Happy honeymoon to me too." "believe me, I Iove only you." "believe me, I Iove only you." "Bhaskar?" "believe me, I Iove only you." "With you, with you." "With you, with you." "Partner." "Partner!" "Bhaskar!" "Partner!" "What happened?" "What happened?" "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry." "How did you come in?" "There is an confusion." " What is it?" "I told you everything." "should I write it down for you!" "Just a second, wait here I will show you." "No, no, don't worry, I will not let that happen." "You don't worry." "Sorry, you don't mind, you don't mind." "Nothing.." "Okay, but.. but will she mind if I do anything." "She will mind if you don't do anything." "But she is my boss.." "..how can I take my clothes of in front of her?" "One second." "Look!" "Look!" "She is not your boss she is your wife now!" "Throw it like this, and stand like this in front of her." "Okay, okay." "Okay, one more thing." "Before I begin Can we have.." " What?" "You used to reside amongst the stars." "You have been called on earth for me." "only for me, only for me, only for me." "Sometimes I think.." "I am just coming in a minute." "Bhaskar." "You here, again." "You had asked me to take off my clothes.." "..but she was taking my clothes off." "So what, what difference does it makes.." "..let the clothes come off." "How sweet?" "Look Bhaskar, if you come in my room again.." "..then for the first time, on a honeymoon.." "..two girls will become a widow." "I will kill you and hang myself." "No, I will not let that happen." "I Iove you too much." "I Iove myself also." "Get out of here." "Once it comes, young age always stays." "Young age always stays." "Partner!" "Dear friend Bhaskar, don't do it while dancing.." "..stupid Bhaskar." "tell me something, is there any shortcoming in this." "There is one shortcoming." " What?" "There is no shirt." "And I will tell you one more thing, don't feel bad.." "..the pant should be a bit up too." "You know what, you are a very funny Bhaskar." "And you know what, you are loving Prem." "Do you want a partner, O partner?" "Do you want a partner, love me, love me say." "Do you want a partner, O partner?" "Do you want a partner," "Do you want a partner," "Love me, love me say." "Do you want a partner," "Love me, love me say." "This love makes your heart beat." "You fly in your fervour." "Your love is a question." "You yourself answer it." "But, if." "But, if." "Brother" "She comes before me." "My heartbeats and my tongue come to a stop." "Do you want a partner, O partner?" "Do you want a partner," "Love me, love me say." "Do you want a partner, O partner?" "Love me, love me say."