" Louie, I'm proud of us." "We set out to build an exact scale model of a new Orleans riverboat, and we did it..." "Sort of." " When you told me you entered a "history of new Orleans" contest," "I was afraid you would take it seriously." "[Both laughing]" " Come on, Louie, it's not about winning." "It's about having a few laughs with my buddy." "What did you load the Cannon with?" " The one thing that strikes fear into river pirates everywhere..." "Silly string." " You, my friend, have vision." " [Sighs] Over here." " Hi, guys." "Just got back from acting class." "I'm going for my ghost scouts' drama badge, which reminds me..." "[Cheerfully] I'm so furious at you two!" " Excuse me?" " Gotcha!" "See, I'm not really furious." "I was just acting." " If you say so." " Yeah, my teacher says I need to work on my rage." "It was such a thoughtful note, I hugged her." " You want to get mad?" "I can help you out." "[Snaps fingers] [Shimmering]" "[Thunder booms]" " Louie!" "That was hilarious!" "[Laughs]" "Good one!" "[Sighs]" "[Spooky rock music]" " ¶ If you move into a haunted house ¶" "¶ you gotta try to work things out ¶" " ¶ so, if you're living with a ghost or three ¶" " ¶ you gotta be one big, semi-scary family ¶" " ¶ don't know how we ended up this way ¶" " ¶ but I guess you could call us ¶" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶ the Haunted Hathaways" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶" " mom?" "Where have you been?" " Training." "Remember?" "I said I was gonna do that 5k run." " I thought you were joking." " Taylor, for your information, I am going to do this." "Know why?" "'Cause I have a little something called willpower." "Wow." "That bear claw looks delicious." " Keep your paws off the claw." "Come on, you asked me to train you." " You're right, ray." "Thank you." " Okay." "Suit yourself." "Mmm." " Okay, now you're just rubbing it in my face." " Mmm." " Can you rub it in my face?" "Please?" "I'm kidding!" "5k!" "Whoo-hoo!" " Oh, my friend Blair is on her way up." "We have to study for a huge math test tomorrow." " Oh, I love Blair." "She's got the cutest little Southern accent." " Mom, please do not imitate her accent." "It's embarrassing." " [Southern accent] Hey, Taylor!" "And, why, hello, miss Michelle." "Now, don't you look awful pretty today?" " [Southern accent] Oh, why, thank you, Blair!" "I do declare, you are simply a barrel of peach cobbler." "[Chuckles]" " Mom, you're doing it again." " Well, whatever in tarnation do you mean?" " Okay, thanks." "We're gonna study now." " Now, Taylor's right, miss Michelle." "We've got to focus if we want to grow up to be as successful as you." " Oh!" "I do have a knack for... [normal voice] Oh, my gosh," "I was supposed to open the bakery five hours ago." " Knees up, hathaway!" "Go, go, go!" " Ready to hit the books?" " Oh, my stars!" "I didn't bring any." "Now, all I have here is this little old copy of love lake 2:" "Canoes in the mist." " Shut up." "I love the part where Lucas emerges from the mist..." " In a canoe..." "Both:" "On the lake!" "[Both squealing]" " That is not the way to the bakery." " Do you know what would class up this boat?" "A ketchup hot tub." " It's like we have one brain." " Presenting Ms. Penelope pritchard." " Gah!" "It's that crazy doll girl!" "Got to go." "Not that I'm afraid of little girls..." "[Scoffs] Just that one!" " Well, if it isn't francesca hathaway." " Hello, Penelope." "Who's the penguin?" " This is our family Butler, wordham." " Pleasure to meet you, miss." " No, it's not!" " Apologies." "You disgust me." " Ha!" "Don't tell me you're submitting this garbage barge in the contest." "And I was worried you'd be a worthy archrival." " Penelope, you don't have to make everything into a competition." " I know that." " Whatever." "I'm just in this contest to have fun." " So you don't care about winning the trip to New York City?" " Trip to new what, now?" " If you bothered to read the rules, you'd know that the first prize is a suite at the aldorf hotel for an entire week." " I'd love to go back to New York, visit some old friends..." "Settle some old scores." " Well, it's not gonna happen." "Wordham, blow her tiny mind." "[Sizzling]" "A complete model of the city's Jackson square, circa 1800." " Must..." "Not..." "Admit!" "Oh, that's awesome!" "[Sizzling]" " My daddy's architects are finishing the real model as we speak." "You're going down, hatha-lame!" "Wordham, prance with me!" "[Flute music]" "¶" " but, Lucas, what if my canoe gets lost in the mist?" " Never fear, April." "Just follow the sound of my heartbeat..." "To love lake." "[Melodramatic music]" "Both:" "Aw." "[Shimmering]" " Don't you have a big math test tomorrow?" "I think it's time to turn off the TV and start studying." " Yeah." "Ray, I appreciate your advice, but I kind of see you more as a pal than a parent, so..." "Good talk, amigo." " Hold it!" "Ray is also a parent in this house." "His word carries the same authority as mine." " But..." " You heard him." "TV off, study now." " Ugh!" "[Shimmering]" "Uh, I guess we need to start studying." " Bigger things are happening, Taylor." "My friend got us tickets to an advanced screening of love lake 3 tomorrow!" "[Both squealing]" "We have to get there early to camp outside for good seats, and then at midnight, the movie starts!" "[Both squealing]" " Wait." "Midnight?" "That's like mid..." "Night." "My mom will never let me go." " Taylor, you've got to come." "Everyone who is anyone will be there." " I want to be anyone." "I would scale any Mountain and cross any river, but I must find my way to love lake." "[Melodramatic music]" " That was so April." " [Gasps]" " All right, we have a trip to win and a Penelope to crush." "We have to get serious." " I think I know where you're going with this... yellow silly string." "On it!" " Wow." "You are so gonna win first place with that great-looking riverboat." " You really are a bad actor." " It's just that the paddle wheel is made out of French fries." "If it were me," "I'd go with balsa wood powered by twin-action pistons." " How do you know so much about boats?" " Hello?" "Nautical-engineering badge, naval-history badge, maritime-law badge, ice-dancing badge." "That's not real!" "Who put that there?" " Miles, here's something I never thought I'd say to you... keep talking." " [Gasps] Ooh!" " Are you sure your mom will say no?" "I mean, maybe she's cooler than you think." " [Breathing heavily]" " Nope." "Now, why, hello, miss Michelle." "Aren't you just glowing?" " [Southern accent] Oh, why, thank you... [normal voice] Okay, I can't." "I'm too tired." "I just ran a 1/2 "k."" "No one told me how long a "k" was, and I am not okay with it." " So, mom, love lake 3 is opening..." " I know." "I had to jog around a line of kids who were camping out on the sidewalk for a midnight screening." "What kind of parent allows that?" " Bad ones." " Only the worst." " Is that a blueberry muffin?" "You think you can taunt me, evil biscuit?" "See you, girls." "[Southern accent] I do declare." " Yeah, I'm not gonna ask her right now." "So how'd you convince your mom?" " Oh, I didn't." "I asked daddy." "Dads are way easier." "A few compliments, some puppy eyes, and they turn right to apple butter." " Too bad I can't do that." "Maybe I can." "Blair, save me a place in line." "To quote Lucas," ""I'm taking off my floaties and taking a chance..." "On me."" "[Melodramatic music]" "¶" " I got the app." " Oh." "[Welder crackling]" " So the boiler is welded, the decks are sanded, and the galley is stocked." "They're serving baked COD tonight, by the way." "Mmm, mmm." " I'll definitely beat Penelope with this boat." "Nice work, sir nerd-a-lot." " So I was thinking doughnut life preservers would... who let scoutmaster lame-o on our poop deck?" " Turns out he knows a ton about building riverboats, so we kind of started a new one." " So you're replacing me with the bore-a-tron 5000?" " How many nicknames do you guys have for me?" " Don't open that door." "Come on, Louie, you're welcome to help us out." " This section needs to be painted." " If I could just..." "can't see here." " And the stern could use some sanding." " On it!" " Here's an idea!" "Put a giant cheese wheel on the front so it can jump over monster trucks." " Hey, Miles, we need to think of a name for our boat." " What about the Louisiana lady?" " That stinks." "How about the brain crusher?" " I love that!" "The Louisiana lady." " I will not be ignored." "I can't believe you, Frankie." "I thought we were a team." "I bring a lot to the table." " Um, you don't have a head." " I don't need a head to see I've been stabbed in the back." "I've been betrayed!" "Betrayed, I say!" " [Sighs] Louie, let me explain." " Betrayed!" " Louie, I know you always hide in the peacock when you're upset." "Come out and let me explain." " There's nothing to discuss." "Plus, I'm not in here." " All right, the hard way." "Tickles, do your thing." " Gah!" "What's wrong with you?" " Look, I need my riverboat to be really good if I'm gonna beat Penelope and win that trip." " And I suppose Miles gives you a better chance at that than I do." " Exactly." " [Gasps]" " I mean, you both have individual strengths." "His is intelligence, and yours is..." "Um..." "Uh..." " Let's not do this!" "You know what?" "I'll make my own boat." "[Scoffs] I don't need you." "All I need is this lamp..." "And this candy dish..." "And this Cat." " [Screeches]" " Betrayed, lady meow meow!" "Betrayed!" " Hi, ray." "I have to thank you for making me study." "I aced my test, and it's all because of you." " Well, not all because of me." "[Chuckles]" "Maybe 90%." " And you have great fashion sense... your hats, your vests, your goatee." " Want to know a secret?" "It takes me two hours to trim it like this, but I tell people it only takes me one." "Shh." " [Laughs] Oh, you!" "Anyway, I'm going to a midnight movie tonight." "That's okay with you, right?" "By the way, nice shoes." " Thank you, Taylor." "You know what?" "You studied hard." "You deserve to go have fun with your friends." "You know, when I was your age..." " that's a great story." "Okay, bye!" "Blair, I just got the green light to camp out for the midnight movie." " Camping out?" "For a midnight movie?" "I didn't give you permission for that, young lady!" " Is that a cheesesteak?" " I'll ask the questions." " Sorry, mom." "Ray gave me permission, and since his word carries the same authority as yours..." " Ray!" "[Elevator bell dinging]" " You bellowed?" "[Sniffs] Do I smell cheesesteak?" " I will ask the questions!" "Did you tell Taylor that she could go to a midnight movie?" " Uh, you wouldn't have?" " Of course not." "And Taylor knows that." "Wait." "That's why she went to you instead of me." "Oh, she is good." " We've been played?" " Well, technically, you've been played, but we're gonna get payback." " I'm in..." "Because I'm starting to think she never really liked my goatee." " Ray!" " It only takes me an hour, you know." "[Festive music]" "¶" " Miles, this is beautiful." "I can't wait to see Penelope choke on it!" " Well, you might not need to wait long." " Quick!" "Hide the boat!" " Aye aye, captain!" "Full steam ahead!" "Whoo-hoo!" "[Chimes tinkle]" " Well, if it isn't francesca hathaw..." " are we really doing this every time?" " Just here to check out the competition..." "Or lack thereof." " The only place I'll be checking out is New York, when I win that trip." " Oh, yeah?" "Well, you're a..." " mm?" " A... wordham, taunt for me." " Ooh, you gonna lose, sucker!" "Was that sufficient, madam?" " It was what it was." "Let's just go." "[Chimes tinkle]" " I feel so sorry for that girl." " Penelope?" " Yeah." "She has no real friends." "The only person she ever hangs out with is her Butler." "It's sad." " I guess I never thought of that." " Contests come and go, Frankie, but the best ship you could ever build..." "Is a friendship." "Inspirational-sayings badge." " ¶ Midnight movie, midnight movie ¶" "¶ gonna lie on a sheet and camp on the street ¶" "¶ for a midnight movie" " so all ready for your midnight movie?" "Hope you have fun." " What kind of sick, twisted game are you playing?" " No game." "You can go." "And since ray gave permission, just make sure you follow his instructions." " And I only have one..." "wear a jacket." "It'll keep you safe and warm." " Wow, this is actually really nice." " And since you liked my hat..." "Yeah." " Thanks." "You guys are so awesome." " [Laughs]" "She's gonna be eating those words." " That thing you think is a cookie is actually a coaster." " Yeah, so?" "You didn't say I couldn't eat coasters." " Didn't think I had to." " You thought Miles could build a better boat than I could?" "Check this out!" "[Boat gurgles, hisses]" "It's all good." "I'm a ghost..." "went right through me." " Not me." " [Chuckles] Wait till you hear the horn." "[Air horn blasts]" "Okay, I see why you picked Miles' ship." "I hope you win and get to see your friends." " Friends." "The best ship is friendship." "Miles, making this project with you has been an absolute nightmare!" " What are you talking about?" " Play along." "We have to convince him we're mad at each other." " You mean..." "Act?" "You think I'm a nightmare?" "All you did the whole time was talk about Louie!" ""Louie's so much more fun!" "Louie's so much cooler!"" "Louie this, Louie that!" "Louie, Louie, Louie!" "Louie." " Wow." " Frankie, did you really tell Miles how much cooler and fun and muscular I am than him?" " Actually, she didn't say..." " I sure did, bud." "Meant every word." "Now, we've got a lot to do if we're gonna turn this into the craziest riverboat to ever jump monster trucks!" " That'd be awesome." " Hey, Miles." "Not bad." " Thanks." "I guess I finally found a way to tap into my rage." "It makes me so happy!" " ¶ Midnight movie, midnight movie ¶ who's ready for some love lake?" " Taylor!" "You made it!" " Your flattery plan worked so well," "I got permission and this jacket." "I almost feel guilty for tricking my mom..." "Almost!" " Get on in here for a picture." "[Air hissing] All:" "Oh!" "[Sirens blaring]" " Please step away from the Taylor!" "Repeat, step away!" "This is her mommy." " Oh, come on!" " Yeah, let's hold off on that picture." " ¶ Hush, little tay-tay, don't you cry ¶" "¶ mama's gonna sing you a lullaby ¶" " yeah, I'm gonna go now." " Taylor, wait!" "Don't go." "You still owe me $20 for the ticket." " Tay, we heard the alarm and came as fast as we could." " Was all this necessary?" " You took my fondness of my own goatee and used it against me." "I had to take action." " Now, you might want to get home before the flares go off." " You wouldn't." " [Chuckles]" " Make way, people!" "[Flares whistling]" " Ooh." "Both: ¶ midnight movie, midnight movie ¶" " ¶ bah bah bada bah [laughter]" " [Laughs] Would you look at this mess?" " I admit, it's a bit unusual, but it was fun to build, and that's what counts." " [Sighs] I bet this monstrosity doesn't even work." " Penelope, don't hit that switch!" "[Epic music]" "[Air hissing]" " Whoa, learning is fun!" " My project!" " What happened here?" " This she-devil ruined my model." "It cost $1,000 to have this built." " $1,000?" "You were supposed to build your model using common household objects." " Money is very common in my house." " You're disqualified, miss pritchard." " [Gasps] Wordham!" "Tantrum for me!" " [Sobs]" "It's not fair!" "It's not fair!" "Not fair, not fair!" "[Sobs, screams]" " Well, I think our boat did okay." " Sorry about the trip." "I know you wanted to visit friends in New York." " It's okay." "I already have a good friend right here." " It's me, right?" "Not only did I finish all five "k" s," "I came in the top ten." " Wow!" "I'm really proud of you, mom." "You don't even look tired." " Well, I worked hard." "I watched what I ate, and..." " [gasps, breathing heavily]" " You had an incredibly athletic ghost doing all the work!" " And yet I still worked up an appetite." "It's just you and me tonight, sweetie."