" Hey." " Hey, Sean, spot me, buddy." "Yeah." "Christ, look at you." "You been working out like crazy?" " What's going on?" " Firefighter calendar shoots next week." " You doing that thing again?" " Yeah, fourth year in a row." "They let me pick my own month." " Really?" " Yeah." "I don't know." "That always seemed a little gay." "Are you kidding?" "You get one month in that calendar you're looking at a year of ass." " Come on." "Sean, I'm telling you." "They come at me in waves." " So you think I can get in it?" " Into what, the calendar?" " You just said it was gay." " But maybe it's gay in a good way." "Yeah, the kind of gay that gets you straight sex." "Yeah, it is." "I'll put in a good word." "Little late, but I'll see what I can do." "Whatever." "No big deal." " You guys see Tommy yet?" " No." " Not yet, chief." " Maybe he's outside talking to another dead girl." " Excuse me?" "Only I thought that was weird?" "It was a little creepy." "You don't think Tommy's cracking up a bit?" " Listen, you two, that was one incident." " Look, chief I got nothing but love for Tommy." "He's our brother but that doesn't change the fact that he had a very long, animated chat with a dead little girl." "It doesn't take a shrink, you know?" "That's none of your business, Rivera, huh?" "Okay." "How about when he flips out in the middle of our next fire, and I wind up dead?" "Is it my business then?" "Just tell him I was looking for him, huh?" "Yeah, all right, chief." " I don't want to be an asshole, but..." " Hey, look, don't sweat it." "I get it." " Let's go again, yeah?" " Yeah." "Tour starts at 9:00, Tommy, not quarter to 10." " I'm sorry, man." " This isn't about you and me." "George had to be at his kids' school." "He hung on for 45 minutes, but you didn't even call." "I'm sorry." "It won't happen again, man." "Okay?" "I'm sorry." " What's going on with you?" " I just..." "I need more vacation time." "I ate my regular vacation days up." "I don't know." " Ever think about going downtown?" " What do you mean?" "There's a guy downtown." "He's some sort of a shrink, I guess." "You go tell him you feel a little shaky, about to crack up, boom, two weeks." " Two weeks?" " Yeah." "I mean, I did it myself." " You were feeling a little?" " No, no." "The wife wanted to go on a New England thing with the leaves and that shit." "It was the only way I could get the time off." " What would I say, you know?" " You make something up." "You go down there and tell him you..." " You can't sleep, you got the shakes." " Right." "What's the worst that can happen?" "Even if you don't get time off at least you get to talk to somebody, if you need to talk to somebody." " Who says I need to talk to somebody?" " I'm just saying if you need to talk to somebody." "I'll think about it." " Thanks." " Yeah." "Jesus." " Hey." " I'm sorry, man." " Hey, Steve." " Hey, Tommy." " What's going on?" " Not much, just working." " How you been?" " Pretty good." " Oh, you're down here now." " Yeah." "I barely recognized you in the suit and the tie." "I thought I was gonna get out of the department after my accident but no such luck, you know?" "They hooked me back in." "Desk job." "Putting out different kinds of fires now." " Yeah." " What are you doing down here?" "I'm..." "Me and the guys..." "You remember Vito Costello from my house?" "Died 9/11." " Yeah." " Me and the guys are..." "We're trying to get a jogging path named after him." " Yeah, I remember Vito." " Yeah." "He was..." " He was a huge jogger." " Well, listen give it to me." "I'll push it right through." "Well, the thing is, I promised his..." "His widow that..." "It's no problem." "I can push it through for you." " I'll push it right through..." " Hey, Tommy." " How you doing?" " Good to see you." "What's going on?" " This is a health form." " Yeah, you know what?" "The guys knew I was coming down..." "It's like a joke." "Oh, listen, it's no problem." "I don't need a petition." "I'll push it through by the end of the week." "Yeah?" "That'd be great." "That'd be huge." " It's for Vito, right?" " Right." " I'll take care of it." "I'll call you." " Thanks." " All right." "Take it easy, Tommy." " Thanks." " All right." " See you." "Next!" "Next!" " Gavin, 62nd truck." " Yeah." "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, been..." "Been having some trouble sleeping." "That's it?" "Some other, you know, kind of..." "Gotcha." "You're okay for full duty." "Just take these, check with me in a month." "Direction and dosages will be on the bottle." "That..." "That's it?" "Do you wanna talk or something?" "No." "No." "No, I'm good." "You're not seeing dead people, are you?" "No." "Word's gotten out, you see dead people you're in for a two-week vacation." "I get three, four guys a week coming in here seeing dead people." "L..." "I..." "I just thought maybe I could use, you know a couple weeks off, that's all." " Try the pills first." "Okay." "Here's the thing." "I can't..." "I can't really read these." " You can't sleep, right?" " Right." " Depressed?" " Yeah." "What's that one?" " Can't get it up?" " Oh, no, no." "I don't have that problem." "Oh, sorry." "Okay." "Well, you know..." "You never know." " Thanks, doc." " Hey, you drink?" "Not really." "Well, don't take that stuff with booze." "It won't be good." "Next!" "Okay." "Hey, Rog." "How's it going?" "Asshole." "I told you I didn't wanna see you." "Why are you here?" "Because this is bullshit, babe!" "We were going along just fine." "Until you had friends beat up my ex-husband." "First, I had nothing to do with that." "And second, it wasn't a bunch, it was three guys." "Hello." "Oh, hey, sorry." "I didn't know you had company." "He saw me pull up." " I didn't come to start a fight." " What do you want?" "I got that sink part." "I wanted to make sure it was right." " Now's not a good time." " Just two seconds." " Oh, he's so innocent." "Mr. Nice Guy." " What?" "Tell her what you did to me." "About holding my head over the stove." " What?" "!" " You put his head over the stove?" " I don't remember that particular detail." " Please." " Hey, Mom." "Hey, Dad." " Hey." " Hey." " Can I get a drink?" "Sure." "Go ahead." "You know, Connor was there." "He remembers what happened, right?" "Yeah." "You mean when you and Roger were fighting." "Right." "Tell your mother who hit who first." " Roger threw the first punch." " There you go." " What?" "That's bullshit." " Roger, watch your language." "Yeah, asshole." "Sorry." "Sorry." "I did not throw the first punch." "I don't know what's going on, young man but tell your mother right now what exactly happened." " Roger started it." " See?" " He's lying!" " Don't call my kid a liar." "Okay, pal?" "Okay, Tommy, just go." " You sure?" " Yes." "I can handle this." "Bye-bye." "Thanks, pal." "Nice teamwork." "Okay, honey, just go." "I talked to my ex-brother-in-law." "He's a detective." "He said you were involved." " He knows what he's talking about." " Wake up!" "It's such bullshit!" " Wanna know what's happening here?" " No!" "Could you just leave?" "No!" "Listen to me!" "It's that asshole across the street." "Your ex-husband has been trying to break us apart since day one." "Just answer one question." "And tell the truth." " Because if you lie, I will know." " Okay." "Did you have anything to do with those guys beating up Tommy?" "Define "anything."" "Hey!" "Hey, I need you to cut it." "Hey." "Hey!" "What's the problem?" "Nothing." "Never mind." "Sorry." " Hey." "Bob Shinsky." " Tom Gavin." "How are you?" " You're the firefighter, right?" " Yeah." "It looks like you had a fire of your own recently." "It's kind of ironic." "But I want you to know, I think it's great, your work." "It takes a lot of guts to handle that job, and I'm impressed." " Thank you." "What do you do?" " I'm a psychotherapist." " Oh, you're a shrink?" " Guilty, yeah." "That's funny." "You're the second one today." "Let me ask you something." "I got these pills." " Could you take a look at these?" " Let me put this down for a second." "Are these good?" "Oh, yeah." "These are all fine, I guess." "I mean..." " They don't work for everyone." " Right." "Now, would I take them separately, or all at the same time?" "I don't think you'd wanna take all of these at the same time." " No?" " No, not unless you wanted to be a really sleepy, happy guy with an erection." "The erection thing, that was a mistake." "So these are good?" "I guess." "I don't prescribe anything unless it's a last resort." "There are people in my profession, they hand out meds like candy." "I think talking one-on-one is much more effective in the long term so consider that before you dig into your stash." " All right, thanks, doc." "Appreciate it." " Oh, thanks." " See you around." " Excuse me." "I..." "I was admiring your deck out back the other day, and I was..." "I'm actually thinking about putting one on myself." " Yeah." "Yeah." " So who did yours?" "I did." "Me and the guys from my crew." " Really?" " Yeah." "What are you thinking of spending?" "I don't know." "A thousand, maybe 1500, but..." " Yeah." " I don't know, man." "It's just, you know..." "Really taking a week's work and just compressing it into two days." " I'd have to look..." " Seventeen..." "Maybe 2000." " That's more like it." " Really?" "Let me talk to the guys." "I'll get back to you." " I'm very serious about it." " Okay." "All right." " I'll get right back at you." " So nice to see you." "Two grand for a porch?" "Last one we did, we got what, 600 bucks?" " Who is this guy, the king of chumps?" " Some shrink." "We get Charlie Walsh's cousin to get the lumber for 300 bones divide the rest up." "You in?" "That kind of money, I'll show up in a tux." " Franco?" " In." " I'll do it." " Let me tell you something." "First time doing a porch, you work for free." "Let me clarify further." "Not only do you not get paid you do all the work while we drink beer and shoot the shit." " And you buy the beer." " A couple of those suitcase things." " MGD is good." " I just remembered, I'm busy." " You're busy helping us." "Bill, you in?" " No." " Why not?" " Because." " Because why?" " Because because." ""Because, be..." What are we, in the land of Oz?" "He is." " Engine." " Let's go." "It's party time." "Hey, did you make that call about the calendar?" " Yeah." "They wanna see a picture." " I don't have one." " You got a camera?" "I'll take it." " What are you talking about?" "Firefighter calendar." "I'm doing it again." " He gets to choose his own month." " Great." " So which month are you going for?" " I'd try for February work that Valentine's Day thing." "Common mistake." "Shortest month of the year." "So, what's a good month?" "You don't want December." "Nobody pays attention till the end of the year." "You wanna be in the first five months to maximize potential." "I'm thinking April, May, in there, you know?" "Winter clothes come off, chicks think about getting laid." "Yeah?" "Interesting." "Yeah, it's a science, and I'm the mad scientist." "Davey, stay close to the squawk box, all right?" "Battalion 1-5 to 1-5 Alpha, transmit a 10-75 at the box on the corner." "My husband's in there!" " My husband's in there!" " We have a taxpayer lit up." "Tommy, make sure you get that smoke." "See if there's smoke in the shaft." "Hey, pal!" "Hey!" "Hey, Garrity." "We should get that shot for the calendar people." "Hey, good idea." "Where do you want to do it?" "Here is good." "You should take off your coat." "Hey, should I do it standing or do that, like, crouching thing?" " No, no, just stand." " Okay." "And lift up your shirt." "They'll want to see some abs." "Yeah, that's good." " Yeah." " Hey, what you guys doing?" "Just taking a picture for the firefighter calendar." "Not like that, jackass." "Use one hand." " How's that?" " Yeah." "This calendar, what, are they doing an all-geek theme this year?" " That's real funny." " Look, take your hand put it under your shirt, all right?" "Then you lift it up, like that, okay?" " That's good." " There you go." "Like that." "Like you just fought a fire." "You're cooling down, right?" "Now, put your head back, like you're getting that first breath of fresh air." "No, no." "Watch me." "Ready?" " God, that's really good." "Nice." " Now lean forward a little bit." "Let's get some muscle rippling going on." " Oh, yeah." " Up the shirt a little bit." "Let's show a little nipple." "Give the girls a thrill." "Hurry, we're losing our light." "There you go." " Chief, any suggestions?" " I got a suggestion for the three of you." "Go to the medical office and have your testosterone level checked." "Because you're all down a quart." "Come on." "We're going back." "What the hell is the matter with you?" "Put your shirt back in." "Okay, ready?" "Now, behind the head..." "Oh, so listen to this." "I'm out with the wife the other night." "We go to a show." "After, we're walking to the car, look into this bar, and who do I see but our very own little probie making out with some broad to beat the band." " So?" " She's old enough to be his mother." " Oh, God, I just caught a chill." " How old?" "I didn't have time to cut her and count the rings but she was pretty old for him." "I'm guessing late 40s." " Really?" " Yeah." "Oh, speak of the devil." "Hey, kid, your ears burning?" " You banging some old broad?" " If you are, a word of caution:" "A broken hip takes a very long time to heal." "I mean, she's not that old." "She's 46." " Well, that's nothing in dog years." " Which probably applies to her." "You guys can say whatever you want." "Paula's older, but she's great." "She taught me how to please a woman." "Pleasing a woman?" "Not possible, kid." "No, sexually." "She taught me how to do the Venus Butterfly." " What the hell's that?" " It's a sexual thing." " A position, I guess." " And?" "So you're doing oral on a chick..." " Is that required?" " Yeah." " I'm out, but keep going." " You start with the tongue put two fingers in her area and have another finger work the other area." "I've done that." "Didn't know it had a name." " What areas are we talking about?" " Since when are there two?" "My wife's only got one, not that I've seen it recently." "Who knows, maybe she subdivided." "Go ahead." " The back and the front area." " Yeah, that's right." "You put two fingers in front and one in the back?" "How's that work?" "Well, it's easy." "You just..." " Does that look easy to you?" " Yeah, but I'm a bowler." " Wait a second." "This actually works?" " Oh, yeah." "It never fails." " Drives chicks crazy." " Hey, I'm doing it." "I'll give it a shot." " Thanks for the info." " You're welcome." "You're still not getting paid for the deck." "Waits on the pitch, 0-2." "Duffy fired it inside that time, and it's inside and low." "One ball, two strikes." "Folks have their rally caps on." "You can hear the crowd getting into it." "Adam Kennedy tightened this one up earlier  with that 2-run home-run blast." "He's been consistently getting around late on the pitcher..." "Hey, Tom." "I know you got a lot on your mind, but we got some problems." "Are you getting some park named after Vito?" " How'd you find out about that?" " Just tell me." "Are you?" "It's not a park, okay?" "It's a jogging path." "Bobby Vincent's upset because you're not getting anything named after him." "What, you think it's easy?" "It's a complicated process." "I understand." "I'm just telling you what's happening." "You can't give to one and not the other." "Now Vito and Bobby aren't talking." "It's a mess." "Ask Bobby what he wants." "I'll see what I can do." "Tommy, you're missing the point, okay?" "If he's gonna ask, it's not the same." "You guys are so far up my ass, it's not even funny." " No, no, you shush, okay?" " Chill." "What the hell?" " Hello?" " Tommy?" " Sheila." " Sheila?" "Tommy?" "I know." "I'm sorry." "I should have called you first." " What's...?" "What's going on?" " I'm a mess." " Why?" "What's wrong?" " Well, I've just..." "I've been a wreck since the other night when you drove me home." "Yeah." "I'm gonna grab my jacket." " I'll meet you out in the driveway." " I'll wait for you here." "Just wait for me outside, all right?" "Two seconds." "Sheila." "Tommy!" "Tommy, what's going on?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Nothing." " What do you mean, nothing?" " Nothing." "She said something about the other night." "What is she talking about?" "What?" "Just tell me." "Tell me." "It's Ryan." "He's been calling her, like, every other day." "It's been relentless." " Ryan?" " Yeah." " Asshole." " Prick." "Wait a minute." "All right, so..." " Go make sure she's okay." " All right." "And, Tommy..." " Thanks, man." " Don't worry about it." "Hey." "Let's..." "Let's jump in the truck and head around the corner." "Why?" "What is the matter with you?" "It's..." "It's Janet." "She's..." "She's been spying on me lately." "I don't want her to see us and start tying you into all this crap." "Okay?" "Come on." "God." " It's like a goddamn soap opera." " Yeah, I know." "Hey." "Hey." "How's it going?" " What happened the other night?" " What do you mean?" "What do I mean?" "We're at the bar, we're having a great time and you go to the bathroom and never come back." "Yeah." "You know, I had, like, food poisoning or something." " I guess." " You think my girlfriend and I go around asking people to sleep with us all the time?" "I'm sorry." "I was really uncomfortable with the offer." "I've never done anything like that before, I mean, had a three-way." "So say that you're uncomfortable." "Don't just slink off into the night." "Look, you don't owe me an apology." "You saved my life, all right?" "You don't owe me anything." "But Geneva, that's different, man." "I mean, you owe her an explanation, dude, and I'm serious." "Okay." "Well, can I have her number, and I'll call her...?" "No, I think you should apologize to her in person since you dissed her in person." "Here is her address, all right?" "Hey, make it right, man." "I mean it." "All right." "Okay." "I'm sorry, man." "Just make it right." "God, Tommy, nothing like making it easy for me." "It'll be better here, believe me." " What's up?" " Don't act like I'm interrupting your big busy schedule, all right?" " I'm not." "I'm vulnerable." "Don't be such a dick." "I'm not being a dick." "I'm sorry." "Okay?" "You..." "You wanna talk about the other night?" " Is that what you wanna talk about?" " I feel like I should apologize to you." "I attacked you in the car." "I mean, I feel like a slut." "No." "Come on." "Not at all." "I mean, it wasn't like you actually had to fight me off, you know?" "I know, but I feel very guilty." "I mean, there's, like, millions of guys in the world and I shove my tongue down your throat." "Look, you know what?" "Don't beat yourself up over it, okay?" "It was..." "It was what it was, and it's in the past." " It can never happen again." " No." "Definitely, no way." "No, no." "Nope." "Okay." "Okay." "Wait, wait." "This is crazy." "All right." " Hey." " What's up?" "We the first ones here?" "Yeah, Lou and Tommy went to go pick up the lumber." "Hey, listen, Sean, I got a call from the calendar people." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah, they looked at your pictures." "It's a pass." "I'm sorry." " You're kidding." "What was the problem?" " Basically everything." "They said you were out of shape, your face sucked." "You know what?" "Screw them, okay?" "Like that calendar's a big deal." " I never wanted to be in it." " I'm kidding." " What?" " You're in." " Really?" " Yeah." "Congratulations, Mr. December." " December?" "I don't get March?" " No, it doesn't work that way." "Gotta work your way up the booty chain." " Hey, anybody try that Venus thing yet?" " Not me." "I did, last night." " Yeah, and?" " First of all, it was a joke." "I hooked up with this old booty call of mine." "So we start going at it, right?" "And I begin to do the, you know, the butterfly thing." "Just like probie says, she goes absolutely nuts." "She's loving it." "Then, out of the blue, she starts hitting me and yelling, calling me names." " What was the problem?" "Well, apparently she didn't like it when I stuck the other finger in her ass." " What, is that funny?" " Yeah." " It's two fingers in the front, Einstein." " Really?" " Hey." " Hey!" " How's it going, fellas?" " Hey, doc." "Hey, I gotta tell you, you're a very lucky man." "The price you're getting on this deck is ridiculous." "Listen, I just..." "You think we're gonna be done by the end of the day?" "We're having a barbecue in a few days..." " That won't be a problem." "Hey, probie." " Yeah?" "You gonna be done by the end of the day, or what?" "I don't know, Tommy." "Doc, he'll be done." "Don't worry about it." "That would be fantastic." "Thanks." "Well..." "Tallyho." " Did he say, "Tallyho"?" " He said, "Tallyho."" "Yes, he did." "Hey." " Everything okay?" " Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "Hey, remember those pills I showed you the other morning?" "Yeah." " I haven't taken any yet." " Well, it's probably a good idea." "If your head's messed up, no need messing up your metabolism as well." " Right." "Hey, doc, can I ask your professional opinion about something?" " Sure, go ahead." "Yeah." " All right." "You know, my wife..." "My soon-to-be-ex-wife, probably." " I think we're getting divorced." " Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that." " Thanks." "Anyways the other night I was looking out the window of my house and I caught her across the street in her window, staring right back at me." " You're sure she was staring at you?" " Yeah, without a doubt." "I mean, it was..." "As soon as she realized I was staring back at her, she ducked out of the way." "Right." "So, what do you think that means?" "What do you think it means?" "The vibe I got, anyways, was that she, you know..." "It seemed like she was sort of lost in thought." "Like maybe she was thinking about coming over." "I don't know." "I think she was probably thinking about me." "Right." "Well, could be." "Yeah, I agree with you." "I think she was." " All right, thanks." " Well, thank you, Tommy." " You're the best." " All right, thanks." "You know who's a great actor?" " Keanu Reeves." " Oh, I think so." " Did you ever see Dracula?" " No." "Who am I?" "I say, is the castle far?" "Hey, another thing, doc." "She's got this boyfriend..." "Ex-boyfriend, Roger." " I'm sorry, who?" " My wife." "She was..." "She came over the other day to tell me that this guy Roger is basically out of the picture." "So she was kind of vulnerable, and I..." "I don't know." "I screwed up." "I pissed her off." "And I kind of, you know, lost an opportunity there, I think." "But here's what I'm thinking." "If I go over and I give a soft sell maybe bring some flowers, and I kind of apologize I think I can get her back to the point where she was." "And I think then I might have a real shot at her." "What do you think?" "What do you think?" "I think if I play my cards right, I'm good to go." "I think what you think is really important here." " Did you get coverage for tomorrow?" " Yeah, I'm good." "What do you got planned?" "I'm thinking about going fishing." "You know?" " I like that idea." " I like it." "And, you know, she's always riding my ass." "I'm not emotionally available, and I can't open up, and blah, blah, blah." "You know, meanwhile..." "Boy, you're gonna love this." " She's got this sort of, like, gaggle of chicks." "And they ride my ass as well." "I can tell, because when I walk in a room everybody shuts up." "So I know they're talking about me." "You know?" "And meanwhile, this one chick, Mary Ellen..." " You'll love this." " Tommy, I'm really sorry but I have to finish up some work." " No problem, doc." "Go ahead." "So this chick Mary Ellen, she's been divorced three times, okay?" "Three times!" "And she's gonna give my wife advice on what an asshole I am?" "I don't think so." "It's like a big episode of Oprah there." " Where you going?" " Inside to take a leak." " I could go in your beer if you prefer." " Once was enough." " What's up?" " Ask them." "It's fascinating." "Not until you build some steps, pal." "Let's go." "Back up on the deck." "Move!" " My wife, she's a good person." " Right." "She's got kind of a narrow view of the world, if you know what I mean." "She's made her bed, she's lying in it, she's perfectly happy." "Anything new comes along, anything breaks the status quo it's a major crisis." "You don't mind, do you?" "Grandmother dead, grandfather dead mother dead, father dead..." "So, you know, my parents, especially my dad say I have a problem with commitment whatever that's supposed to mean." "I mean, who doesn't, right?" "The way I look at it, I'm young, I'm good-looking, I got a sexy job." "I should try to get all the pussy I can." " I can say "pussy," right?" " No, you could but I guess, you know, I'd rather you didn't." " That's what I'm feeling." " Who wants well done?" " I do, please." " I want no sand." "How about that?" "Yeah, I'll work on it." " Might be sawdust." " Could be." " Could be." " I gotta go to the bathroom." " Hey, you're a shrink, right?" " Yes." "That's cool." "What's the deal with Shinsky?" "He seemed pissed off." "He wants his porch done." "Tomorrow you gotta work double fast, got it?" " Yeah." "Got it." " Tommy." "You goddamn asshole!" "You got a park named after Vito, huh?" "You help him, but you don't help me, Tommy?" "Nice move!" "What about my kids, huh?" "What about my wife, Tommy, huh?" " Hey, you okay, Tommy?" " What?" " You okay?" " Yeah." " They're gone." " Who?" "Vito and Bobby." "Just like that, man." "I've been looking everywhere." "Really?" " Well, I guess it was their time." " But everybody's vanishing." "It's making me a little nervous." "Like, maybe I'm next?" "No, you're gonna be okay." "Don't worry about it." "You got company." "I ain't going anywhere." " Honey, I'm home." " Hi." "Hi." "What's going on?" "Katy and Connor went to the Walkers' for a sleepover and Colleen went to the movies with her friends so I thought I'd come see what's going on." "Really?" " You been drinking?" " Just a touch." "That's a lot with you." "So..." "I like that shirt." "Really?" "This is very interesting." "What are we doing?" " We're gonna go upstairs." " We are?" "Okay." "Now, not that I don't wanna go upstairs, but..." "Okay, now, where are we going with this?" " What, you don't want me?" " No, that's not what I said." "I did not say that." "Tommy, we were always at our best when we were in bed." "A million problems everywhere else, but in bed all great." " Come on." " All right." "Hey, whoa." " You okay?" " Yes." "Honey, you know what?" "I think you're a little drunk." "This may not be the best idea." "Don't tell me." "This is a perfect idea." "All right, you know what?" "I'm gonna run out to the truck, all right?" "I'll be back in two seconds." "Don't make me start without you." " I won't." " Okay." "Careful." "Oh, my God." "Hey, doc." "What are you doing?" " I need some advice." " My wife and I were in bed, Tommy." " I didn't know you go to sleep so early." " We weren't sleeping." "That ties into what I want to ask you about." "My wife..." "I told you about her, my ex-wife." " She's at my house right now, and she wants me to have sex with her." " Great." "Somebody should be doing it." " Here's the thing." "It's complicated." "She's also drunk off her ass, so I feel conflicted." "Like I might be taking advantage of the situation..." "I'm not your shrink." "I can't give you professional advice." "You'd have to call, make an appointment, be a client." " You have to pay me, you understand?" " Yeah, but I'm doing your deck." "I'm not a professional carpenter." " Forgive me, it doesn't make any sense." " All right." "Just tell me what I should do." " What do you wanna do?" " I wanna bang her." "I haven't had sex with her in a year and a half." "Then I guess you know what you wanna do." "You're good, man." "Thanks." "Appreciate it." " Hey." " I hope you don't mind me coming by." " It's okay." " Like I said on the phone I talked to Andrew, and I'm real sorry about what happened." "I just sort of freaked out." "I'm kind of, like, shy sometimes." "It's okay." "It's better shy than a jerk." "Do you wanna come in?" "Is Andrew here?" "No, he has an early basketball game in Queens tomorrow so he's at a friend's house." "Come in." " Take this." " What is it?" " Viagra." " Oh, no." "I don't need Viagra." "Well, how many times can you go without it?" "Because if the number's less than five, you'll need it." "Can I get a glass of water?" " Yes." " Please." "It really is like bowling." "Hey." "I'm not really into anything too kinky." "Well, that's too bad." "It looks like you're ready to go again, mister." " Don't let me stop you." " Hey, guys, really I meant what I said." "I'm not really into the whole three-way thing." "Oh, really?" "By the looks of things, you could've fooled me." "No, that's the Viagra!" "Hey, why are we even talking?" "We should be doing some other things." " Hi, sweetie." " Hi." "Hey, Mikey, relax." " No!" " She's so sweet, isn't she?" "How can you resist her, Mikey?" "I couldn't." "No, guys." "Geneva, help!" "I feel it's gonna be really long." "Howdy, pardner." " Shut up." "I feel like an asshole." " Yeah, you look like one." "Since when do they make you dress up?" "I thought it was guys in their gear." "They decided to try something new." "It's retarded." "A cowboy in December?" "It doesn't make sense." " I won't get any chicks out of this." " You'll get lots of chicks." "Women dig cowboys." "You got the Marlboro Man thing going on except without the cancer." " Okay, cowpoke." " We're ready for you." "All set?" " Yeah, I..." " I think this is gay." " Honey, I'd know." "You look fine." "Come on over here." "All right, let's see that position we talked about earlier." "Okay, good." "Turn the upper body slightly towards me, all right?" "Chin up." "Chin up." "Nice." "Nice." " How do we feel about the hay?" " Well, I think it sucks." " Lose it." " Thank you." " Hey, can I lose the bandana too?" " Why?" "Without a shirt on, I think it looks strange." "The point of this is for me to get some sex and I'm not gonna get any if I'm wearing a stupid yellow bandana." "Take her off." "Thank you." "Please, can we get this over with?" "You're the boss." "Okay." "Let's go." "All right." "Okay, chin up, and don't forget the smile." "Do not forget the smile." "Smiling, sexy cowboy." "Hot, sexy, smiling cowboy." "Good." "Good!" "Ride the pony." "Come on, ride the pony." "Good!" "Hey, buddy." "How you doing?" "Bet you're wondering why I'm here, right?" " Yeah." " Well, I just wanted to make sure that there was no problem." "No bad feelings." "Well..." "When I said you could have sex with my girl I meant with me there, ass-wipe!" "Thanks for saving my life." "Yeah." " You talk to your mother?" " Don't have time." " Just heading over to see my wife." " What?" " We're getting back together." " How'd you do that?" "She came over, we talked things over, and I think it was just meant to be." " Was she drunk?" " I gotta go." "Will you call your mother, please?" "You call her." "Hey!" " Damn!" " You all right?" "You know, this is hard work." "If you'd stepped up more yesterday, we wouldn't be in this situation." "Give me some more screws." " What happened to your wrist?" " What?" "You hit it with a hammer?" "Franco, look." " What's up?" " It's nothing." "Yeah, yeah, that's nothing." "Somebody cuffed you up last night, didn't they?" " How'd you know?" " Kid, look who you're talking to." "I look closer, I could tell you the manufacturer." "You were handcuffed last night?" "As much as I hate to stop working, I'm intrigued." "Remember the guy I saved, with the hot girlfriend?" " They wanted to have a three-way?" " They got it last night." " Yeah, but I thought you blew them off." " They tricked me." "I thought I was just gonna get the girl, and then he came in." "They raped me, Lou." "And they got the whole thing on video." "Wait a minute, now." "Wait a minute." "When he..." "When the guy showed up, didn't you, like, go to half-mast?" "I wish." "She slipped me some Viagra." "I feel like I lost my wood 10 minutes ago." "See, that explains it." "I saw you coming to work today I thought you just really, really liked construction." "I feel violated." "Look, hey, you know what?" "It's behind you now." "Speaking of behind you now, this guy get any action off you, probie?" " No." " Yeah, he did." "He did." " Guys..." " Hey, looking good, guys." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Thanks." " Hello!" " Hey." "What the hell happened?" " What?" "You get back with your wife, you don't call your brother?" " Who told you?" " Dad." "What happened?" "Got her into bed last night, turned it around." "You lucky prick." "I can't even get my wife to blow me." "Bye-bye." "Hey, Tommy, you and Janet getting back together?" " Looks that way." " Hey, that's great." "And here comes the blushing bride now." "Hey, Janet." " How are you?" " What's going on?" "What's happening?" " Hey, can I talk to you?" " Sure." " Okay, not here." " All right." " How you doing?" " I'm all right." "Hey, last night was crazy." "Yeah." "Tommy, nothing's changed." "What?" "Last night probably shouldn't have happened." "It definitely shouldn't have happened." "I'm sorry." " Wait a minute." " Don't get mad." " I'm not getting mad." " Yes, you are." "No, I'm not." "Okay?" "And let's think back." "I didn't come looking for you last night, you..." " It shouldn't have happened?" " I was drunk." "I was frustrated." " I'm tired of being alone." " You're not alone, okay?" "I'm across the street, which you gladly took advantage of last night." "You don't understand." "I need something more." "Something that I can't get from you." "Yes, the sex was great, but the sex is always great with us." "We've never had a problem on a physical level." " But on an emotional level..." " Christ." " I knew that's what you'd say!" " I can't do this anymore." " I'm tired of being this lonely." " You know what?" "You're nuts." " You should see a shrink, because..." " I am sorry." "You're sorry." "Bullshit." "You come over to my house you bang me, you get my hopes up, and now you're sorry?" " Yeah, I wanted to see if it still worked." " What, my dick?" " Okay, that's it." " All right." "Thanks for coming by." "Oh, and by the way, the sex, it wasn't that great." "Hey, kiss my ass." " Tommy!" " Tommy, come on!" " Tommy, no!" " Easy on the deck." " Pick that up, take it over to my house." " We've been working all day." " Two thousand dollars, my friend." " What are you doing?" "Nice advice, telling me to have sex with my wife." "Worked well." "What?" " You need psychological help, Gavin." " Oh, really?" "Yeah, you do!" "If you want it from me make an appointment, come to my office and pay for it!" "If your house catches fire, don't call me." "Call the fire department." " Tommy!" " Tommy, no!" "It's 2 grand." "Tommy, 2 grand." " Jesus, Tommy!" " Tommy!" "Pick that up and take it over to my house." "Let's go!" "Subripped by CLT-Team" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"