"(theme music playing)" "(crickets chirping)" "(yawning)" "(snoring)" "(sighing) ah." "(ticking) -(snoring)" "(cock crowing) -(alarm ringing)" "(shattering)" "(sighing) ah." "(truck approaching) -(indicator beeping)" "(beeping continues)" "(whirring)" "(snoring)" "(cracking)" "Somebody's gonna her about this." "(grunting)" "(truck approaching)" "(brakes screeching)" "(door opens and closes)" "(door opens)" "(sighs)" "(rattling)" "(crashing)" "Woman:" "Oh, rick, is this the most heavenly perfect bed you've ever seen?" "Rick:" "Yeah." "It's not only got your standard leg support, neck, and lumbar," "It has 78 sleep perfect positions." "Massage arms, yes, thank you very much." "Adjustable height control." "Woman:" "Massage arms do sound nice." "Rick:" "Oh, quad-speed, completely programable for maximum rest" "And a turbo thingy that I still don't understand," "But mark my words, I will." "Woman:" "Yeah, we'll probably never use the turbo thingy." "Okay, let's go." "We need new pillow shams." "Rick:" "No, we don't." "Rims maybe, but not shams." "Woman:" "The bed will be absolutely positively more scrumptious" "With the new shams." "I promise." "Rick:" "No, no, no, you've got a bed." "If I so much as find the memory of a cat he on my new bed," "Your new bed will be outsid." "Got it?" "(blows raspberry)" "Butch:" "Humiliating, ain't it?" "If anyone's got a right to sleep in the new bed, it should be you, pal." "(laughs)" "(sighing) ah." "This is livin', tom." "You got it, pal." "Whew!" "Just one more heavenly minute." "I ain't never slept on a cloud before." "(gasps)" "(whirring)" "No, it's better than a cloud." "Yeah, much better." "(snoring)" "(gasps)" "(continues snoring)" "They'll never know, brother." "Your secret's safe with me." "(whirring)" "(slurping)" "(hiccupping)" "(butch laughing)" "Two sodas, little man." "And make it snappy." "We're parched." "(jerry whistles)" "(slurping)" "(cats screeching)" "(throwing punches)" "(both panting)" "Huh?" "(cats grunting) (throwing punches)" "We showed him, eh, pal?" "So, where were we?" "Nighty-night." "(snoring)" "(both snoring)" "(engine starts)" "(revving)" "(gasps)" "(revving)" "(wheels screeching)" "(crashing)" "(wheels screeching)" "(crashing)" "(revving)" "(crashing)" "(cat screaming)" "(high-pitched scream)" "(growls)" "(barking)" "Spike:" "Did anyone get the license number of that guy?" "(engine revving)" "(wheels screeching)" "(brakes screeching)" "(wheels screeching)" "I got you, little stinker." "(wheels screeching)" "(screams)" "(laughing)" "(wheels screeching)" "Rick:" "Maybe there was a tornado." "Woman:" "And it took the bed?" "Rick:" "It could have happened." "(engine roaring)" "(gasps)" "(screaming)" "(crashing)" "Woman:" "How considerate of the tornado to bring back the bed." "It's better than a cloud, huh?" "Like sleeping on a marshmallow." "If that marshmallow was on a cloud." "Am I right?" "Narrator:" "Ah, the joy of yosemite and the great outdoors." "(water rushing)" "If you listen closely, you can almost hear the call of the wild." "(camera shutter clicking)" "(dialing)" "I'd like to order a pizza." "Narrator:" "It's important tht we put aside our busy lives" "And spend a little quality time in mother nature's house." "Hey!" "Give a bear a little privacy, will ya?" "Narrator:" "Yosemite falls." "That water will never stop moving." "But it's important that we do" "And reflect on the simple joys of life, like camping." "Why, here's two campers now." "How's it going, campers?" "(pans clattering)" "(jerry giggles)" "(fly buzzing)" "(blowing) -before a date with mother nature," "Picking up a little insect repellant will make sure you don't get..." "Bugged." "(fly buzzing)" "Advances in modern technology have made tents lighter..." "More comfortable..." "And easier to assemble than ever." "You can't go camping and not do a little fishing." "Are they biting, camper?" "Sort of reminds you of how life used to be for our forefathers." "If you were hungry, you just went out and caught your lunch." "(fly buzzing)" "Hang in there, camper." "You know, sometimes the fish just aren't biting." "(boat motor roaring)" "(sputtering)" "That's the spirit, camper." "If you don't succeed, try, try and try again." "(line groaning)" "But at a certain point, enough's enough." "Right, pal?" "Ah, there's nothing better than the crackling sounds of a campfire." "But first, you have to build one." "(blowing)" "Looks like someone was a good scout." "Uh, starting a fire so close to the tree isn't the best idea." "(sniffing)" "Everything tastes better around the campfire." "Isn't that right, camper?" "(panting)" "Even cat food, I suppose." "(chomping)" "(rumbling)" "(tom yowls)" "But remember, feeding wild animals is never a good idea." "I got no problem with it." "You?" "(stomach growls)" "(burps)" "(growling)" "Narrator:" "One of the best parts of camping is" "The instant rapport total strangers develop." "It's not uncommon for someone to share their dinner..." "To share their dinner." "(sizzling)" "(sausage squeaking)" "(eagle screeches) -(screams)" "How about that?" "Not many people get to see an eagle up close." "Isn't camping wonderful?" "(tom screaming)" "(yowls)" "(various animal sounds)" "There's nothing more relaxing than mother nature singing you a lullaby." "Relaxing, isn't it?" "(animal sounds continue)" "(shushes) -(silence)" "Looks like we know who the king of this jungle is." "(snoring) -(animal calling in distance)" "(leaves rustling)" "(low growl)" "Sweet dreams, campers." "Tomorrow is another glorious day." "(narrator grunts)" "(yawns)" "(sniffing)" "(continues sniffing)" "Aw!" "Isn't that cute?" "It's a bear!" "(growling)" "Holy cow!" "It's a bear!" "Remain calm!" "There's always a chance the bear might be bluffing." "(roaring)" "Okay, quick!" "Throw something in his ph to distract him!" "That'll work!" "(roaring)" "(roaring)" "Phew!" "(roaring)" "(roaring)" "(visitors talking indistinctly)" "Narrator:" "So we end our story on the breath-taking beauty of half dome..." "An american treasure." "A landmark that will endure forever." "(fly buzzing)" "(roaring)" "Hope you enjoyed your camping trip." "Hurry back now."