"Tweaked from Spanish subtitles by mcozeti and Fernando355. ** DejameSola**" "CHARLOTTE LOVES MIKKEL" "CHARLOTTE and MIKKEL FOREVER" "CHARLOTTE IS A WHORE WITH A ROTTEN CUNT" "RITA IS SCREWING THE PRINCIPAL" "RITA IS SCREWING THE PRINCIPAL" "Episode One." "The idealist." "ISLEVGÅRD SCHOOL" " Good morning." " Good morning." " Good morning." " Good morning, Rita." " Good morning." " Remember I told you about Hjørdis?" " Hi Hjørdis." " Hello." "She will be part of the team for 4th and 9th grade." "Will you show her around?" "Will you introduce her?" " Of course." " Good morning." "I'm coming." "Have a good day." " Rasmus has briefed you." " Yes, I think so." "Forget what he said." "He's good, but he has never taught." " Hello, Rita." " Hi, Albert." "Be a good boy." "This is the principal's office." "Rasmus and his secretary." "This is the common area where we have assembly." "Coffee and computers where children spend time." " Hey, Jeppe." " Hi mom." "Jeppe is my boy." "The other two, Ricco and Molly, have finished school." " Do you have kids?" " No, but I want three." "Reinulf, Laga and Hildur." "I'm interested in Norse mythology." "The library is in the basement." "Hello, Svend." "Here are the librarian, counselor and nurse." "And this is the office of Helle." "Helle is responsible for placements and is the school counselor." "Helle is very understanding, but she understands nothing." "Hey!" "You coming?" " Rosa, tell the class that I'll be late." " What about my poem?" " You will have to wait." " But I have prepared for class." " You're always prepared." " The school does not acknowledge that?" "Mom says you should spend more time with students who want to learn." "She's right." "Let's get rid of the rest." "I hope my students are so diligent." "Listen, if you want to survive here ..." "Remember that girl we saw just now?" "Piercings and eyeliner?" "Those are not diabolical." "Evil doesn't appear as the devil." "It takes the form of a prince who does his homework ... in order to attack when you least expect it." "4B, Come on." "We'll go to your class." "This way." "No running." "Good morning, students." "Sit down." "Sit down and settle down." "This is my friend, Hjørdis." "She will be your new teacher." "Tomorrow I'll ask her how it went, and for your sake, I hope it goes well." "Understood?" " All right." "Welcome." " Thank you." "Hi." "My name is Hjørdis." "I would say ..." ""The birds of passage." "The time to leave has come."" ""I hear the uproar of Winter I, I'm just a passenger. "" ""From afar, my home calls to me"" ""I know it's been long I will not stay. "" "Thanks, Kasper." " Did you choose your poem?" " Yes." "Did you choose "Birds of Passage" by Steen St. Blicher?" " Yes." " Who chose it for you?" "My mom." "Well, Kasper." "What does your mom say about the poem?" " That it speaks of death." " It seems to talk about birds." "What does that have to do with death?" "Migration." "It is a metaphor for life." "Kasper said it was about death." "I say we talk about ..." "Friends with benefits." "I'm serious." "Two people who enjoy having sex, but one of them is married." ""The time to leave has come." "My home calls to me."" "I want to stay, but I'm stuck in my cave." "They are having an affair." "And I'm done." "That's my interpretation." "Why do you think that it talks about death?" " Blicher was a priest, I doubt ..." " Rosa, it's not your turn." "My mother says I must participate in class." " This is Kasper's turn." " But he does not understand!" "Rosa!" "Winter chaos." " Next." " "I hear the commotion of winter."" " When things wither and die." " Very good, Kasper!" "Enough for now." "And next time, you choose." "All right." "Our next contestant is ..." "Sofus." " You chose yours?" " Definitely." ""Boing, boing." "His ass goes up and down. "" ""Like a spring." "Boing, boing, she leaves town. "" "Rita?" " Hi." " Well, how did it go ..." "Hjørdis?" " She's a natural." " She'll be fine." "I'll be working late if you want to ... you know." "Ricco thinks we should get to know his in-laws ... so they're coming for dinner." "All right." "Call me later if you need ..." "you know." "Relax." "It's very sweet of you to you consider my needs." "That's the kind of man I am." "What are you doing there?" "You should be in your basket." "Behave when you're home alone." "That goes for you, too." " Seriously?" "You talk to them?" " Yes, of course." " Hi dear." " Hi mom." " Have you lost weight?" " No, I've put on some." "You look great." "Where is Kim?" " He is sick." "Jeppe is here?" " Yes." "Try to get him down." "He is embarassed because I caught him wanking." " Can I come in?" "I showered." " Go away." "Don't!" "I just made my bed." "Go away!" " Calm down." "You're so fussy." " No, not like that!" "You are extremely happy to see me." " How long are you staying?" " I don't know." "Why not go and say hello?" " I don't know him." " His name is David." "His sister works at the gas station." "Yes, but I don't know him." " He is gay." " Huh?" "Come on." "Is not it time to come clean?" " This is my girlfriend." "Trine." " Yeah, right." " Your hairstyle tells another story." " Don't touch my hair." "Let's go." "Ricco's in-laws are arriving soon." " Rita hates me." " Is that bad?" " No." " It is!" "It is, seriously." "You're immune, Ricco." " We will survive, Bitten." " The other day she asked how often we ..." "You know ..." "In front of everyone." "As if it were a normal thing to ask a child." "It's not funny." " It will be an experience." " I think so." "How amazing that there are areas like this that I have never visited." " Looks good." " Uh huh." "Shall we go in?" " Anyone going to get that?" " Coming." " Hi." " Hey there." " Ricco!" " Hi." " Hello, Bitten." " If you come through here ..." "Hi." "You must be Jeppe." "And you, Molly." " I'm Jette." " Tom." " Can I leave this here?" " I will take it." "Hello Bitten." "Hi." "I'm Rita." "These are for you." "Put them in water right away." "You must be Jette." "Tom?" "Rita." " You know each other?" " Yes." " I would say." " We dated when we were younger." " Hi." " It was a long time ago." " Of course." " Your surname was not Madsen." " No, I got married and ..." " All right." "So..." "Ok." "I have everything ready outside." "I'll bring the salad." " All right." " Here's the salad." " I'll start." " You have a lovely home." "It is a dive." "But it is near the school." "And the rent is low." "I mean, it is rustic." "Or modern." "It's modern ... it has soul." " I want some." " Help yourself." " Cheers." "Welcome." " Cheers." "Chin Chin." "Sorry, Jeppe." "I don't..." "I said I am not gay." "Right." " You had Ricco in your youth." " Shortly after we parted." " Right!" " They could be siblings." "It was a joke." "I was 19 when I had Ricco." " So don't worry." " Not at all." " I can't imagine that you two were once involved." " Me neither." "No offense to anyone, I would say together we were not good." " She was too weird?" " She smoked and drank." "And had trolls with orange hair." "It was a little strange." " It still is." " Do you still drink and smoke?" " And she still has the trolls." " I did that, too." "It was girly thing." " Did you name them, too?" " Yes, the dwarf is named Jette." " Pass the cheese, Jeppe." " You want some?" " What is it?" " Manchego cheese." "Another cheese and Brie." "Jeppe, have some Brie." "Tastes like a dick!" "I said I'm not gay." "Mom, say something!" "Listen!" "Don't bother your gay brother!" " I'm going up." "Trine is coming." " Sorry honey." " Nice to meet you." " I'll get dessert." "Jeppe, sorry." "My God..." "You could have toned it down for my in-laws." " Have I ever asked you to be different?" " No." " But I would if you asked me." " Who cares what she thinks?" " We're getting married." " Forget it!" "You're only 22!" "No one gets married at your age." " Bitten almost said yes." " What?" "Ricco!" "Congratulations!" "Why did you not tell me?" " It is still a secret." " I won't tell anybody." " What's up?" " Ricco is getting married." "I'm sorry." "He's going to his room." " Congratulations." " Thanks, Jeppe." "Congrats." "You know what I think?" "I think I'm ready." "Are you sure?" " I mean, the first time is important." " I'm ready." " Aren't you?" " Yes." " I'm a little tired after ..." " I'll turn you on." "What turns you on?" "Tits and ... stuff." " Such an unpleasant woman." " I told you." " Really, you want to stay over?" " Rita wants me to stay a few days." " I'm happy to leave." "No, Tom?" " What?" "Yes, definitely." "Sleep well, little Bit." " See you, Mom." " Goodbye." "Bye, Dad." "Have a good trip." "I sure will." " Good morning, Rosa." " Good morning." " Hello, Svend." " Rita." "Surely you're anxious to know how I did!" "I did well." "Really well." "It was interesting and educational." "And I have no questions." "Just a question." "What do you do if students throw objects at you?" " They did that?" " It is purely hypothetical." " What did they hypothetically throw at you?" " It could be anything." "A pencil case with sharp edges." "Hjørdis, if they throw sharp objects at you, you should immediately get strict with them." " Show me who's boss." " Yes." " And that's me?" " Yes." " Rita?" " Yes?" "In the Icelandic sagas, the hero always has a poet." "I would like to be your troubadour." "Thanks, but I don't think that will be necessary." "I'm going that way." "Rita?" "Rita?" " Good morning Helle." " I talked to one of your students." " Isn't it confidential?" " There's a girl who feels left out." " I wonder who that could be." " You have been warned." "She ridicules the rest for not being as smart as her." "Rosa feels that there's no place for her." "I think Rosa is a pampered child." "Rita, dear." "If you expanded your vocabulary perhaps you could appreciate the nuances of the world." "Take for example, the Eskimos." "They have 22 different words for snow." "And 16 for incest, but still it's wrong, is it not?" "I have a class to get to." "Principal." "Don't answer it!" "Hello?" "No, it's okay." "I was in the room." "How can I help you?" "I see." "I do understand." "She feels it is a recurring problem?" "I see." "I do understand." "I'll talk to her." "Yes, we can arrange a meeting." "Let me write down your number." "Thank you." "No, I was talking to another person." "Thank you." "All right." "I'll take care of it." "Goodbye." "Well, come on." "They were complaining." "About you." "All right." " See you tomorrow." " It was the mother of Rosa." " Rosa feels you're against her." " What a load of crap." "You said that "birds of passage" had to do with fucking?" "I wanted to make them think." "It's not my fault the Nazi-girl did not understand." " Rita, you know that there are rules here." " Says the director who is fucking me." " Then we should stop." " All right." " All right." "Consider it a warning." " See you." "In a good parent-teacher meeting." " Hi." " I want this." " You're Jeppe, right?" " Yes." "I don't think we've met." "I'm David." " What's that smell?" " I don't smell anything." " I should get home." " I can walk with you" " I'm going that way." " No, you were going that way." "Yeah?" "I did not sleep much last night." "I was indisposed." "A girl." "His name is Trine." "We had sex." "Well, goodbye." " What are you celebrating?" " It's Ricco's." "It was in the basement." "I used to hide firecrackers, and now He is getting married ... with her." "It's what he wants." " She has changed him." " Maybe he wanted to change." "Why could he not have your good taste?" "Kim coming today?" " No." "I broke up with him." " What?" " Or he broke up with me." " You're ok?" "Of course." "What happened?" "Who cares?" "It's shit." "I am slim and hot." "I'll find someone." " Meanwhile I can stay here?" " Of course." "Thank you." " I want you to apologize to them." " Why?" "Rosa's mother has a spoiled daughter." "Helle thinks you've gone too far." "I don't care what Helle thinks." "If it were up to Helle, you wouldn't be working here." "She does not want to dismiss me." "She wants to save me." "As you know, the school board loves Helle." "Ok, ok." "I will listen politely Rosa's parents." "Just for you, not because they are right." "Here you are." "Go." "I'll be there in a minute." "What's up?" " Are they out of control?" " Well, yes, but this does not ..." " Are you being bullied?" " They always intimidate me." "The other kids called me Hjør-pee and TURDIS." "I'm used to that, but I cannot be accused ... of not being prepared." "And there I was." "I practiced all night." " But she asked me all kinds of questions." " Who?" "Rosa." "And then she said that I was not prepared and was a bad teacher." "It will not happen again." "I have a meeting." " Rita the ruthless goes to war ..." " Hjørdis, no songs please." " Coffee?" " Yes." " No, thanks." "It is good and strong." "So Rosa feels I have it in for her" " No, it's only that she feels ..." " Did she tell you that she made a teacher cry?" "We are here to discuss your behavior." "Which is determined by Rosa's behavior." "Rosa is very mature." "She says that all the time." "So here's the deal." "She says that she's mature, but wants maintain the rights of a child." " We will not tolerate this." " Of course." "Whether you like it or not, you have an insufferable daughter." "I'm sure there's a more pedagogical term, but it will not solve anything ... unless we acknowledge that Rosa is:" "precocious, arrogant, unbearable." " Let's go." " Can I ask a question?" "Does Rosa have friends?" "She visits other kids in the neighborhood?" "Sofie?" "Fiona?" "Rosa is unique and mature." "So it's hard to make friends." "Wouldn't you like Rosa to have friends?" "Say something!" "Well, she can be ..." "a little irritating." "You know ... sometimes." "We talked about that." "If you were 14 years old, would you like to be friends with Rosa?" "So she is sometimes difficult" "That does not give you the right to single her out." "She says she is an adult." "Adults who behave like her are very lonely." "But it is not your job to raise her!" "So will you talk to her?" "Or be the good mother who gives her a shoulder to cry on?" "All right." "All right." " Why are you still here?" " I'm doing my homework." "Of course." "It is not allowed to eat in the library." " Why can't you stand me?" " You like my daughter-in-law." " How is she?" " A bloody insufferable person." " I know I'm unbearable." " Really?" " Are not you sick of it?" " Yes, but I do not know how to stop it." "Forget the homework." "Go out with the other kids." "Write graffiti in the bathroom." "I only use the bathroom at home." " Come with me." " Why?" " Here." "Write something." " What?" "Anything." "LIVE WELL." "Jesus!" "..." "Write something indecent!" "Write 'penis' or 'shit'." "Write: "Rita is an idiot."" " I don't want to." " You act like you are 40!" " That's why the kids don't like you." " And you act like you're 14!" "Maybe that's why matured people don't like you." "RITA IS" "RITA IS ALONE" "RITA IS FUCKED UP" "RITA IS A WHORE" "RITA IS A BAD MOTHER" "RITA RUINS EVERYTHING" "RITA IS NOT WORTH LOVING" "RITA LOVES TOM!" "RITA IS" "What's going on?" "What is she doing?" "I'm gay." "I told you so."