"Let's eat!" "Yum!" "Mom!" "Yeah!" "When it comes to deep-frying dear!" "The trick is to chop everything finely and mix them in with potatoes." "ma'am!" "eat all you like." "I'm already full." "Thanks for the meal." "the bath is drawn and ready." "Oh." "Sure." "The bath?" "!" "What is it?" "What is so funny?" "Lively dinners are a great thing. and Dad sent me off to a boarding school." "So I don't have any experience with family dinners." "I always thought that was pretty ordinary." "Now I think meals taste better when eating with whole family...." "However..." "I don't need the damn peeping toms!" "We're sorry!" "EPISODE 7 A LOSER I CAN'T HATE" "That looks good!" "Let's eat!" "Shing!" "Ryuko Matoi!" "will take you down!" "KNIFE THROWING CLUB PRESIDENT JACK NAITO ruining the lunch that Mako's mom made for me!" "You'll pay for that!" "Kamui Senketsu!" "KAMUI SENKETSU" "Shing!" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST)" "Impressive! NANJING LILY CLUB PRESIDENT" "KAGESABURO KAGERO" "Nanjing Lily Club President Kagesaburo Kagero!" "Sen-i-Soshitsu." "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST)" "TIGHTROPE WALKING CLUB PRESIDENT MASUYO WATARI" "I am president of the Tightrope Walking Club!" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST)" "and a Tightrope Walking club?" "What's the deal with all these ultra-specific clubs?" "those guys used to be the Acrobatics Club." "They split up because of you." "Because of me? they'll jump up to Three-Star status." "But since you can't get a they all founded new clubs and are gunning for you." "Say what?" "More stars means a better life." "They're all desperate." "this academy's system is seriously messed up." "then..." "FIGHT CLUB" "Matoi?" "don't you?" "I'm starting a Fight Club." "Quit trying to screw with us." "You're the ones who are screwing with me!" "You're forcing students to start stupid clubs to go after me." "So I'm gonna do the same." "FIGHT CLUB PRESIDENT RYUKO MATOI" "Say hello to Fight Club President Ryuko Matoi!" "Do you seriously think that a club like that will be approved?" "I'll approve this Fight Club!" "looking down at us peasants from on high..." "Matoi?" "Moron!" "I'm gonna bring your precious system down around your ears!" "How amusing." "Try your best not to let it get the better of you." "Just you watch..." "I'm gonna make you spill the beans in no time!" "let's begin the paperwork!" "FIGHT CLUB don'tcha?" "Lady Satsuki has spoken." "I must abide by her decision." "then?" "Yeah." "And I don't need no Goku Uniform." "I already got my Kamui." "Understood." "DOCUMENTATION" "Club presidents are to submit a club activity log every Friday." "expenses are settled and expense applications for the next month are filed. and family member lists. which are held every morning at 7am!" "Tardiness will not be tolerated!" "says she'll be club president!" "so mean!" "Ryuko?" "Everything's set up." "The focus of Fight Club is fighting. and your reputation will skyrocket!" "right?" "But I can't!" "Can't!" "Can't!" "Can't!" "I can't be a club president!" "Prepare yourself!" "I'm Ryuko Matoi with the Fight Club!" "Folk Dance Club President Maimu Okurahama!" "FOLK DANCE CLUB PRESIDENT MAIMU OKURAHAMA" "I'm here to take your Goku Uniform!" "Suits me fine!" "sister!" "High Speed Mayim Mayim!" "Let's dance!" "It'll take more than this lame dance to defeat the mighty Ryuko." "Be-sasson!" "Be-sasson!" "Be-sasson!" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST) yeah!" "Let's get down to business!" "'Kay..." "MORNING ASSEMBLY the Three Touki Brothers!" "AND CRAFTS CLUB PRESIDENTS THE THREE TOUKI BROTHERS" "Taste our clay psychokinesis!" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST)" "What a lovely view." "honey." "It's a fine place." "It even has a clinic." "MANKANSHOKU FRONT-ALLEY CLINIC" "But what the heck is a front-alley doctor?" "it's all good!" "wow!" "It even has a bathtub that's inside the house!" "It's a fully-automatic washing machine!" "There's even a dishwasher!" "An air-conditioner!" "And there's one in every room!" "guys!" "Ryuko!" "This one's our room!" "Yay!" "Let's hear it for being a One-Star!" "I know she said your lifestyle is tied to but I can't believe they're this in-your-face about it." "Let's eat!" "These aren't Mystery Croquettes!" "These are genuine mincemeat cutlets!" "made from a ground blend of meat that came from actual cows and pigs!" "It's delicious..." "It's so delicious..." "To think that we'd be able to live like this..." "Mako and Ryuko!" "We owe it all to you two!" "you don't need to thank us!" "Just knowing that you guys are happy is thanks enough for me!" "Yeah!" "You're still gonna pull this Peeping Tom crap here?" "!" "This is completely unrelated!" "What he said!" "They all have a twinkle in their eye." "This life is almost too good to be true." "I'm gonna work real hard to be the best" "Fight Club president I can be." "I know you will." "I'll leave all that to you." "Ryuko Matoi!" "You face Ping Pong Club President Aizenbo Fuguhara!" "PING PONG CLUB PRESIDENT AIZENBO FUGUHARA" "Let's see how you handle my Flaming Serve!" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST) and Crafts Club" " OK Ping Pong Club " " OK Origami Club" " Tightrope Walking Club - OK Knife Throwing Club" " OK Nanjing Lily Club" " OK" "Let's fight!" "You will face Origami Club President Tatamu Otte!" "ORIGAMI CLUB PRESIDENT TATAMU OTTE" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST) I hereby move that the Fight Club's standard of living be raised!" "I'm gonna protect the lifestyle that puts a twinkle in everyone's eye!" "French cuisine again?" "dear?" "I have a Medical Association meeting." "I see." "Would it be all right if I bought that diamond necklace" "I showed you the other day?" "Sure." "I like that necklace." "It looks wonderful on you." "What kind of Medical Association do back-alley doctors have?" "Mataro." "I almost forgot!" "I was invited to a buddy's birthday party." "too." "Ryuko." "sure." "the Club Presidents' Council meeting ran late!" "Huh?" "Where is everyone?" "I guess they're all busy doing their own thing." "I see. head to weight training in the training room." "You have a packed schedule both tomorrow and the day after that." "Huh? isn't it?" "okay?" "Um..." "Sure." "okay?" "Sure." "Ryuko!" "You're going to fight every single person in this gym!" "What?" "Seriously?" "I am Fight Club President Mako Mankanshoku!" "Club member Ryuko Matoi hereby challenges all of you to a fight!" "clean fight!" "Bring me every drop of sake you have!" "please!" "Ryuko." "Let's head out to the field for your next ones." "All the chocolates in the store!" "I just bought them!" "sir." "underclassman?" "Our club activities results give me the right." "It's the best part of Honnouji Academy." "remember?" "Lady Satsuki? Matoi and Mankanshoku will become part of the" "Student Council's inner circle." "Anyone who is defeated doesn't have the right stuff." "Let me fight her again." "I'll put her down for certain this time." "Be patient. authorizing the Fight Club as you did." "Wait and watch a while longer." "Will they destroy this academy or be assimilated into it?" "We will find out soon enough." "Ryuko." "they wouldn't be out here..." "Ryuko." "Is this really victory?" "The day when we face off against the Elite Four is here at last! the Fight Club will stand supreme on the Student Council!" "We'll have both honor and all the luxury we can stand!" "Ryuko!" "The final showdown is here at last!" "What's this?" "My letter of resignation from the club." "Huh?" "What are you saying?" "!" "I'm quitting Fight Club." "You can't!" "we'll be sent back to the slums!" "I'm okay with that." "I'm not!" "I'm never going back there!" "What the—?" "Fight Club President Mako Mankanshoku!" "Your Two-Star Goku Uniform is inside that wardrobe!" "My uniform?" "If you want to keep your current social standing fight and defeat Ryuko Matoi!" "Say what?" "and I will grant you a Three-Star Goku Uniform." "Lady Satsuki..." "Kiryuin!" "The choice of whether to accept lies with Mankanshoku." "You bitch!" "Kamui Senketsu!" "KAMUI SENKETSU" "Don't be so hasty." "I'm not the one you face today." "Fight Club-spec Two-Star Goku Uniform!" "Fight Club President Mako Mankanshoku!" "FIGHT CLUB-SPEC TWO-STAR GOKU UNIFORM FIGHT CLUB PRESIDENT MAKO MANKANSHOKU" "They're having a falling out?" "That's our Lady Satsuki." "She plays dirty." "though?" "Ryuko!" "Say your prayers!" "cut it out!" "not when we finally have a life of luxury!" "I can't go back to being poor!" "snap out of it!" "Mr. and Mrs. Mankanshoku!" "Damn it!" "what are you..." "Stop!" "Mako's not in her right mind right now!" "too!" "Huh?" "What are you standing around for?" "!" "Hurry up and beat the tar out of Ryuko!" "rush her!" "Send her straight to Hell!" "You're not gonna try to stop her?" "!" "Ryuko m'dear." "But we can't give up the lifestyle to which we've become accustomed." "Don't worry!" "too!" "Matoi!" "This is human nature in its purest form! and greed will lead to their eventual downfall! they're enslaved by them forever!" "They've become slaves to this academy I have created!" "they are pigs in human clothing!" "Pigs!" "Which must be tamed by force!" "Ryuko?" "I'll be fine like this..." "What's she thinking?" "She's choosing friendship over her own life?" "finish her!" "Kill!" "It's all over!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "W-Why?" "Why aren't you stopping me?" "!" "Ryuko's gonna die!" "why aren't you trying to stop me?" "!" "And you call yourselves parents?" "!" "Y-You're mad at us? I thought we we had a sparkle in our eyes." "I thought our whole family was glowing." "But we weren't?" "It was just a nasty glint?" "We were just being blinded by greed?" "it was a dazzling glimmer of a glint?" "!" "We're the worst!" "too!" "And so am I!" "Mako." "You never attacked me all-out." "and that's why you stood there and took the beating?" "too." "Against her own desires." "I'm sorry..." "Ryuko!" "Take that silly thing off." "Yeah!" "Fight Club is disbanded!" "FIGHT CLUB" "Mako Mankanshoku will go back to being a No-Star!" "Kiryuin!" "Humans aren't as weak as you say they are!" "People can suppress their desires through sheer willpower!" "do it!" "With pleasure!" "Finishing Move:" "Sen-i-Soshitsu!" "SEN-I-SOSHITSU (FIBER LOST)" "That was nicely done." "We're really sorry!" "will never live this down!" "I'll never act so disgracefully ever again!" "letting my desires get the better of me!" "very sorry!" "We're so sorry!" "got it?" "ma'am!" "And without further ado..." "Let's eat!" "Mom!" "You said it!" "They're the best in Japan!" "boys!" "these are so good!" "Your lively dinners have returned." "this is how this family should be!" "MANKANSHOKU BACK-ALLEY CLINIC" "What did you just say?" "The fact that the lowly Fight Club defeated all those other clubs meant that they were not worthy." "then?" "Jakuzure!" "Lady Satsuki has never done anything that she did not mean!" "He is correct." "I will rebuild Honnouji Academy's order from the ground up once more." "Honnouji Academy will hold a Reprisal General Election!" "NEXT TIME!" "HONNOUJI ACADEMY REPRISAL GENERAL ELECTION" "surely you didn't exploit Matoi to purge this academy of its undesirables?" "NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW" "Disciplinary Committee Chair Ira Gamagoori!" "IRA GAMAGOORI" "A man so loyal that he vows to enroll in driver's school and get his license" "SATSUKI KIRYUIN in order to drop off and pick up Satsuki Kiryuin!" "LOYALTY" "SWEAR" "Will his skill behind the wheel be up to the task?" "HIS DRIVING SKILL" ""I'll Wipe My Own Tears"!" "EPISODE 8 I'LL WIPE MY OWN TEARS"