"Postman Butters with a special delivery for you." "273)}– What's this?" "– A sushi restaurant opened in town." "Try their lunch specials." "You can count on Postman Butters." "Special delivery." "Here you are." "Brand new sushi restaurant in town." "A flyer for you from Postman Butters." "please?" "Postman Butters here with a special delivery for you." "What?" "It's a coupon for an Asian restaurant that just opened up in town." "A what?" "Let me see that." "A sushi place! some smelly Japanese dog had to come and try to invade him?" "I don't know." "I'm just being paid to hand out flyers." "Where is this Japanese toilet bowl?" "How far from my City Wok?" "You mean the sushi restaurant?" "It's right over there." "What?" "What the fuck?" "please?" "putting your City Sushi right next to my City Wok?" "I do not understand your accent." "You want the city tuna roll?" "I don't want shitty tuna roll." "I want you to find another shitty town to open your shitty sushi place!" "Why don't you please speak Engrish?" "Maybe I can understand you." "I am speaking Engrish." "you soba-eating fuck?" "Get out or I call police." "kid." "You don't wanna eat this shitty sushi." "It give you worms." "Better than shitty Kung Pao chicken made from cat!" "Does this mailman belong to you?" "That's my son." "Is there a problem?" "and your son has caused it." "What?" "An Asian turf war?" "You are grounded." "273)}– I was just handing out coupons..." "– Don't talk back to me. please keep a closer eye on your child." "Go up to your room." "273)}– What's going on?" "– Butters started an Asian turf war." "For the love of Pete." "What is wrong with that boy?" "It's clear it isn't our parenting." "We're awesome." "He must have mental problems." "I think we better have him checked out." "268)}" "Dr. Janus?" "I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Your son is suffering from multiple personality disorder." "There are several personalities going on in there." "and yet another is Fireman Butters." "And there's even Inspector Butters and a Professor Chaos." "My God!" "he jumps in and out of personalities when he's outside playing." "he's an Indian." "And the two seem to be at constant odds." "Poor Butters!" "What can we do?" "Should we ground him?" "I don't think grounding him would do much good at this point." "What your son needs now is lots of tender loving medication." "Heavy medication. 268)}adding to our booming Asian district. 268)}towns people are naming this whole Chinatown area" "268)}Little Tokyo." "268)}What the fuck?" "273)}– You see what happened?" "– I told you not to come in here!" "everyone think the Chinese and the Japanese are the same thing!" "I don't even know what the fuck you are saying." "You Japanese racist!" "Come quick." "It's Butters." "Look." "honk!" "it's clean clear active flagtown." "Looks like we've got ourselves a convoy." "he thinks he's a truck driver!" "The medication isn't working!" "but Big Rig Butters is here to help." "Dad." "You're back." "He's back!" "273)}– I love you." "– I love you too." "You're going to be OK." "You hear me?" "You are going to be OK!" "You get out." "I told you not to come in here!" "Hold a minute." "I come in peace." "I don't believe you!" "Come on." "it's just so sirry." "Chinese and the Japanese been fighting for so rong." "It's ridicurous." "What we need is to have a tweety." "273)}– What is a tweety?" "– We need a tweety." "a tweety!" "273)}– You mean a tweety?" "– What the fuck is a tweety?" "273)}– A tweety." "– A tweety?" "all these racist people right? then everyone understand the culture difference. and teriyaki isn't from China." "273)}– Teriyaki isn't from China?" "– Teriyaki not from fucking China!" "I will do assembry with you." "Rearry?" "Great!" "I'll meet you tomorrow." "We can go over our pran. you Japanese dog. do you remember becoming someone named..." "Big Rig Butters?" "Sure." "What makes Big Rig Butters come out?" "Did somebody hurt him?" "Did he do something bad he can't forgive himself for?" "He's pretty much just a truck driver." "but maybe someone else in there does." "Do you think it would be possible for me to speak with..." "Inspector Butters?" "Sure." "I'm now speaking to the person known as Inspector Butters." "Inspector Butters is on the case." "This is fun!" "what do you want?" "To solve mysteries." "someone named..." "Professor Chaos?" "he's the bringer of destruction and evil!" "does he?" "Does Professor Chaos want to murder Butters?" "What?" "Why would I do that?" "Butters." "You're back." "273)}– I'm confused." "– I know you are." "but... you have people living inside your head." "And some of them want to murder you." "273)}– Really?" "– I'm afraid you're a little sick." "we'll get you well." "Don't listen to Dr. Janus." "He's a mean old man and a big silly grownup!" "Pardon me?" "He's just a big old stick in the mud who doesn't like to play!" "Don't mind him." "Billy is a pretty messed up kid." "He was molested by his uncle." "Dr. Janus isn't going to be alive for long." "I'm going to kill him!" "what are the things that make you happy?" "What's the matter?" "Are you still with us?" "Is one of your other personalities trying to take over?" "Let's play battleship." "All hands on the poop deck!" "Your soul will bleed for eternity." "Mr. Harrison." "That big bad freshness lasts right through it!" "The horned toad says we should go to Mexico." "What are you feeling?" "Are you nervous about your condition?" "This is Butters." "It's Wednesday night at 9:00 PM. and they want to kill me." "I wet the bed." "I'm gonna leave the camera on to see what exactly I become while I'm sleeping." "like that movie Paranormal." "good night for now." "Butters." "Butters." "I guess I'm gonna fast forward." "Dr. Janus?" "Dad!" "I wet the bed again!" "Sweet Jesus!" "today we have a special assembly." "We'll learn about... the diversity of Asian people." "Please welcome Mr. Lu Kim and Mr. Junichi Takiyama." "SouthParkElementary?" "Konnichiwa!" "How we are feeling? did you know that China and Japan are actually a different country?" "Rearry?" "That's right!" "you can see. and Japan is this really bitty country over here." "And that's why the Japanese always try and take over China!" "The Japanese rape and kill people in Nanking!" "The only thing Japanese love more than killing people is killing themselves!" "Suicide rate in Japan sky-high." "Fuck you!" "I'm a Japanese and I had a bad day." "I think I've got to kill myself." "I wasn't expecting you until 5:30." "I wanted to give you something. it might help me with my problem?" "273)}– Did you catch something?" "– I saw you pissing in my face." "you little shit?" "Inspector Butters figured out I set him up?" "I thought it was one of your other personalities trying... you think multiple personality disorder is real?" "I've been using that to scam this town for seven years." "I got to get out of here thanks to you." "and you're gonna help me." "asshole!" "This is illegal." "We could get arrested." "Jesus!" "get to the vault." "move it!" "Get this on and get in that vault." "That's where the real goods are." "you hear me?" "I'll kill your parents!" "I'll kill your friends!" "273)}– I said get that fucking door open." "– I'm trying!" "What are you doing?" "Is a blowtorch?" "Put that down." "You're having another episode." "Your name is Butters." "Try and remember." "But you said to..." "You told me to... boy." "You've really done it this time." "I'm gonna have to alert the authorities." "You have to try to understand that he can't help what he's doing." "He probably has no memory of it at all." "everything is accounted for." "Thank God you came when you did." "Breaking into a store?" "What are you? so long as you ground your son." "We'll ground the shit out of him." "Thank you so much." "Harro." "You get the fuck out of my place!" "prease." "I'm sorry." "I fucked you at the assembly." "How about you and me together doing Asian diversity festival." "Get the fuck out before I call police!" "I'm admitting it." "I fucked you at assembry." "There no way around it." "It was very sneaky." "Kind of like Pearl Harbor." "That was sneaky too." "Pearl Harbor can sneak." "I think we can all be sneaky sometimes." "he's gone." "we no longer have to deal with racial stereotypes." "Prease!" "I will trust you one more time." "you better not rub your hands together when you turn around to walk away." "See you tomorrow. you Japanese dog." "That does it." "I am through with all of you." "No more Postman Butters." "No more Inspector Butters." "No more Porn Star Butters." "No more Professor Chaos and no more..." "Billy." "You got to help! but Dr. Janus doesn't realize there's a problem." "The mean man that lives in our head is trying to take over for good." "Excuse me." "Don't call out for help." "He's got a gun." "he'll kill us." "I'm just a kid too." "I can't help you." "but you know somebody who can." "Inspector Butters." "You've got to become Inspector Butters and help me find out what the mean man wants." "You told me not to play Inspector Butters." "You don't understand." "the mean man is getting stronger." "You have to help me find out how to stop him. 268)}where the multitude of our Chinese are putting on a festival." "268)}Both of them have gone all out to celebrate Asian culture." "268)}The owner of Shitty Wok 268)}to symbolize harmony between the two restaurants." "a note for you." "my fine Japanese friend." "It's so great that Chinese and Japanese are finally getting arong." "We should take a picture together on top of the tower of peace." "I'm up there waiting for you now." "come meet me on top of the tower of peace." "It will be rearry nice." "you Japanese..." "Sorry." "see you on top of tower." "doesn't he?" "I just know it." "We're gonna get to the bottom of this." "This is fun." "and I'm your assistant Dr. Watson." "Let's find out what we need to and get out of here." "What are you doing in my house?" "It's OK." "You think you're Inspector Butters." "Let's get you home." "273)}– Where are you going?" "– Come on!" "Inspector." "None of you are!" "try and come back to us." "You can't run forever." "did someone order a pizza?" "but I'm a little busy." "I'll be right back." "Inspector Butters." "You're dead! They wanna take over my City Wok!" "what time is it?" "I'm rate!" "What took you so long? Mr. Japanese dog. and everyone gonna think it's because you did what Japanese people rove doing most." "prease!" "Fuck you!" "I'm not trying to kill myself." "prease." "So much to rive for!" "This is South Park police." "Porice?" "How?" "We know the truth." "This Chinese rat trying to kill me!" "He's not Chinese." "He's white." "What the fuck you're talking about?" "Your name is Dr. Janus." "You people crazy." "it's true." "Janus?" "Who are you people?" "Why are you all here?" "How could I let myself berieve white man was a Chinese?" "I have brought shame upon myself." "This is racial stereotype!" "You're telling us that Dr. Janus has been the owner of City Wok all this time?" "Right." "the strongest was Lu Kim." "And we never would have known if it hadn't been for Inspector Butters." "I'm just glad the whole thing is over and done." "poor ol' Dr. Janus can finally get the help he needs." "maybe he can get back to his real self." "I'm sure he could. does the world really need another therapist?" "What do you mean?" "Would it really be so bad for us to just let him go on thinking he's Lu Kim forever? City Wok is the only Chinese restaurant left in town." "Let's just let him keep believing he's a Chinese man." "Done." "He's asking for a blanket." "We're gonna process him and get him back to the restaurant." "Thank you." "I hate Japanese people." "They try to shut down my City Wok." "But they never will." "the Japanese." "Ret them." "I'm not even gonna swat that fry." "They'll see." "that a Shitty Wok owner."" "He will never harm a fry."