"*SUBBED BY ACE*" "Now, begin!" "You understand, don't you?" "This is cruel" "You're treating me like a criminal!" "That's right" "Cheating..." "Is a crime!" "Sorry Professor Migita, he caught me off guard" "If I hadn't caught him..." "The crimimal act of cheating would have carried on behind our backs" "This is terrible" "The sacred testing hall would be tainted and education itself would be destroyed" "The world would be disorderly" "The sky would blacken and the earth would decay" "The world would be in choas and mankind will be extinct" "I'm terribly sorry" "Apologies are useless" "There's no sign of sincere regret" "I'm sorry" "Not you, Kamei!" "He was crying as he apologized" "I'll turn him into the education board and make sure he gets the worse possible punishment" "Science Department, Chemistry Major, 3rd Year, Kamei Tsurunosuke To all students, this is a warning to be evermore aware of you behavior at all times." "Expelled?" "Without chance of return?" "What should I do?" "How many times does this make?" "Sorry" "Morishita" "Kimura!" "What happened?" "I don't know, I think I dropped solid sodium into water" "That's really dangerous" "I don't think I'm suited for experiments" "I always end up blowing up the ceilings" "BANG" "Kimura, have you decided what to do after college?" "Yeah, I'm want to go to graduate school and do research under Professor Namazuda" "Namazuda is a great professor, isn't he?" "He's a great man" "Someday, he'll unlock all the mysteries of the universe" "But isn't the Astronomy Department really competitive?" "Not really, it's very broad so even a chemistry student will not have problems" "I'm not even sure if I'll be able to graduate" "Thank you" "You should be okay, unless you get caught doing something bad like cheating" "Is that suppose to be a warning?" "I was talking about Kamei" "Oh, how is he doing?" "He's depressed." "He locked himself in his dorm room" "Kimura, why are you staying in a dorm?" "Because it's convenient." "It's close by, it's cheap, and you get meals" "Do you have a personal bathroom?" "No, we all share it, but it's spacious so it's quite relaxing" "Why?" "Just curious" "Package delivery" "Please sign here" "Thanks for your hard work" "Thanks" "Why would a lowly college student have any right to make requests?" "I'm sorry" "But I think being expelled for cheating is a little too harsh" "You don't seem to understand the severity of cheating" "Testing is the most accurate way to measure a person's abilities" "With cheating, the precise human ranking system will crumble" "There would be lowly ranking assholes among the core elite of society" "Then it will be the end of the world" "Right?" "Yes" "I understand that he deserves punishment for his wrong doings" "If you understand, then leave" "No" "You two are from Sigma House dormsright?" "Yes" "There are too many problematic students living there" "What?" "I don't think so..." "There is!" "May I come in?" "There's a package for you" "Oh, it's finally here" "GET OUT!" "Thank you" "It's too late to transfer to another college now" "It's hopeless" "Sorry, I couldn't help you" "How is the pro-chancellor movement going?" "There's not much going on" "Isn't it almost time for your next lecture?" "I have 20 more minutes" "You animal..." "Pardon me sir" "Professor Migita is here to see you" "Our dream building with advanced technology and facilities..." "Hotel Academy" "If it's built, you can do anything with the money we make" "If we were to build it... it will be right there" "Getting rid of the insignificant...huh?" "Fellow colleagues..." "Do you feel the universe?" "Yes" "It feels like I am witnessing the formation of the universe" "And how does that feel?" "It feels like..." "I'm helium!" "Professor Namazuda..." "What do you think will happen to Kamei?" "Look at this... this equation" "It's beautiful" "Indeed it is beautiful" "It's art" "The universe is shaped like this" "The universe is at a stationary point as it progresses, following a pectoral shape" "Until it formulated the infinite space of the universe and became a shape like this" "Bras..." "Body Building Competition Award of Participation" "Madame Babushka..." "What will happen to me?" "Please tell me my destiny" "Madame Babushka's Room of Fortune-Telling" "Well hello ladies" " Hello, hello, hello" " Hello" "Have a peach dumpling" "Thank you" " Thank you" "It seems like madame isn't in her true state yet" "So wait just a little longer, ok?" "Kamei, why won't you put a little more spirit in your business?" "Mr. Chin..." "I think..." "I'm going to die soon" "Oh, don't worry." "There's never been a time when your fortunes came true" "Are you trying to argue with my thesis?" "What is this all about?" "Are you comparing me with that astronomy psycho?" "But it is true that there are many similarities between you and Professor Namazuda's atom forming theory" "Shut up!" "That Namazuda probably stole my idea" "I see..." "I see how it is" "That thief!" "We don't know that for sure" "You may leave!" "May I come in?" "I finished typing up the professor's thesis" "The original's here too" "Thank you" "You don't even know something as basic as this?" "I'll ask one more time" "What is the most common amino acid formulation?" "I'm asking you Ezaki!" "How did a stupid student like you get into college?" "Why are you a science major?" "Before fixing your teeth with braces, maybe you should get one to fix your brain" "You, answer." "What is the amino acid formulation?" "Eggs... and milk" "Eggs and milk?" "If you eat them together, you get the formulae" "That's protein" "Are those nutrients not reaching your brain?" "You!" "What are you doing?" "I'm looking it up" "Are you taking me for an idiot?" "Of course not" "Egawa!" "Um... alcohol... and benzene" "Did you drink alcohol and benzene before coming to class?" "Oh my god..." "This is liks a showcase of worthless garbage" "You" "The most common amino acid formulation is the "Strecker" way" "The reaction is adding ammonia oxide into aluminum to form Amino Nitrium" "Then you dissociate it and you get the amino acid" "Kimura Kenji..." "I guess you're slightly better than the rest" "Everyone, listen carefully" "I just recieved word from Madame Babushka" "This dorm is going to be a target of something evil" "Who the hell do you think is letting you stay here for free?" "I'm not letting this place go" "If you keep saying those ridiculous things, I won't let you eat" "It's true!" "Believe me!" "Stop making such a racket" "Think about your situation, living here as a freeloader" "Believe me!" "Ok ok, calm down will you" "I feel sorry just watching you like this" "Has your brain cells come dead from the shock of expulsion?" "Want some DHA pills?" "Stop making fun of me" "Fine then!" "Demolish?" "Did I hear correctly?" "Yes" "That dorm was built by the honorable university founder, Kagami Hikaru, and has held tradition for 80 years" "Professor Namazuda, you were also a dorm resident right?" "Yes" "That dorm has been my memorable place of youth" "This dorm has very few students and the building is falling apart" "Moreover, most of the dorm's residents have the worse GPAs" "Is that so?" "Is that the situation?" "But isn't it also the university's responsibility to protect the students?" "Yes, that is our responsibility as a college" "Nowadays, when most private universities are fighting for its survival" "We should consider all possibilities to thrive by any means" "I see your point" "How about we decide based on the residents' final grades for the semester?" "If they score high, then the dorms will remain as they have been" "If they score low, we will consider this plan" "Ok, so it's decided then" "Morishita" "I was kicked out of my apartment because cat's aren't allowed" "Can I spend the night here?" "Sorry, but..." "It's ok, you can stay" "Mr. Chin" "I thought I smelled a female scent, and what do you know, there's a cutie" "Are you hungry?" "Delicious!" "You amazing Mr. Chin" "Of course, that's because I put my heart into it" "Do you have any plans on where you will live?" "There are plenty of vacant rooms" "You can stay here as long as you want" "Really?" "You know, my apartment manager is this middle-aged man, and he always gives me this dirty look" "It always scares me" "That guy's a perverted asshole who has no right being an apartment manager" "I know" "Didn't you say you were kicked out because of the cat?" "Well, that too" "You should get rid of that meticulous attitude of yours" "Try this, it's really good" "Thank you" "I hope this isn't too much of a hassle for you" "What are you saying?" "I'm the manager and I gave permission, so you have nothing to worry about" "Here." "Be sure to lock the door" "Ok, I feel safe knowing my room is right next to yours" "Good night" "Good night" "Hey, I put sex enhancer drugs into her food" "She'll be coming to my room tonight" "Morishita" "I guess I'll go to sleep now" "Good morning!" "Did you sleep well last night?" "Yes." "Your eyes are red Mr. Chin" "I was born in the year of the rabbit" "Hey, Mr. Chin" "I want to wash my hair" "I thought you would." "I prepared your bath, a milk bath!" "Really?" "Thank you so much!" "Hey, wasn't that Morishita?" "Morishita Yumi, 158cm tall, Virgo, O blood-type" "What are her measurements?" "Most important!" "79cm x 54cm x 82 cm" "I can tell just by looking" "Unfortunately, that girl's going through some tough times" "She has come to live with us for a while" "What kind of problems?" "None of your business" "Maybe I should take a bath next" "No, I am" " Oh, me!" "No, me!" "Me Me" "I called it first" "Wait a second!" "Don't you have any respect for your elders?" "I know, let's ro-sham-bo!" "No, let's arm wrestle!" "Why don't you all go together" "Oh, so heavenly..." "Wait!" "I know what you guys are thinking" "Milk bath water that a young girl has bathed in is said to be a revitalizing medicine for old people" "Virgin milk!" "Wow." "It taste like her!" "Hey, don't drink it all up" "Hey, you guys wash your asses before you go in!" "Isn't it great that we have a new home now, Kenji?" "What?" "!" "Are you ok?" "Oh yeah, you're name is Kenji too huh?" "What a real coincidence" "I think I'll have some milk too" "Kimura, do you have a girlfriend?" "No" "Haven't you ever liked a girl?" "Maybe I'll take a bath too" "Young as always huh, Mr. Chin?" "I've been drinking virgin milk" "What do you mean they're going to tear this dorm down?" "Madam's fortune has come true" "Professor, I can't find anywhere else to live at my age" "Just burn me down along with this place" "It's no problem if you can all get good grades" "That IS the problem" "Yeah, it's impossible even if we start studying now" "We just have to try and study hard" "My parents are so angry at me because of the expulsion" "They stopped sending me money" "Where else can I build my rockets?" "We have the right to live too" "They're bullies picking on the weak" "Where do they expect us to live?" "My rocket is almost done" "Mr. Chin, what are you going to do?" "It's kind of sad to see this old dorm torn down" "Alright everyone, do well on the exams" "Yes, we'll do our best!" "I guess we'll just have to change our grades" "I always wanted to do this, but I was too scared" "This is Migita's research site" "Open...." "Sesame!" "Hackers follow courtesy rules" "We don't steal or damage anything" "In this case, no one will get any damage and we're desperate" "Make Esaki's an A" "Kamei!" "Kamie, A!" "Tomegawa" "Make mine A too" "There's Tomemaru!" "All you in Sigma House..." "You're all worthless" "Morishita...was it?" "Yes, third year Chemistry major, Morishita Yumi" "But my grades are bad, and I don't think I can go on to grad school" "Why don't you come join my research?" "Really?" "Lets get started right away" "Here, can you shred these now?" "Yes" "Something wrong?" "Excuse me, sir" "What?" "The construction manager is here" "Can you give me a minute" " Professor, how long are you going to make me wait?" " Here here" "I can't wait any longer" "The construction plans, estimates..." "It's using up my money" "I have employees you know" "When can I start it, professor?" "No problem" "The dorm will become empty soon" "And then we'll demolish it right away" "Watch our for Morishita" "Are you jealous of her?" "She's just a kid" "That's not what you think" "You beast" "What?" "Morishita, you were in his office?" "I was spying" "But..." "He's planning to demolish the building and get rid of Professor Namazuda" "I can't forgive him, I'll never forgive him!" "There's nothing we can do to overturn Madame's fortune" "He's going to build a hotel over it" "Oooh, I want the pent house" "It's not for us" "And that's not it" "I see" "It seems like Professor Migita is plagerizing parts of Professor Namazuda's Atomic Formulizing Theory" "I saw it" "We should turn him in" "The laws of science belongs to everyone" "Look at this" "This is the figure of space expanding" "Professor Migita is planning to close this research center down too" "Kamei is being punished because he lives in this dorm" "But that's because Kamei was dumb" "It's called cheating because you do it without getting caught" "Huh?" "Cheating is a beauty" "Cheating dates back 1400 years ago during the Kake era of China" "The creativity and skills used throughout history is art itself" "Yes, it's art" "That was in my second year of college" "How can I forget...room 301" "That was the year when there was a solar flare that only comes once every few decades" "I first added liquid to Ferocian Caruium liquid kankooeki" "Then I mixed a couple of other chemicals that had different reaction times" "I made the transparent liquid absord red light from the solar flare" "So that the chemical reaction will turn blue" "And after a certain period of time, the color will disappear" "I was the only one who knew the right spot that will react with the chemicals" "Even if someone found it, they can't trace it back to me" "But in terms of weather, the odds were against me" "The time has come again for the next solar flare" "Kenji..." "Can you do it for me?" "Well, no exams are being held in that classroom this year" "Another 20 years wait then" "Yes, let us wait" "Next one" "Here, tuna eye soup." "It'll make you smarter, so drink up." "Yay, break time!" "I can't do this anymore, it's a waste of time." "My skin feels dull and rough because of no sleep" "I'm gonna drink milk" "Let's just do the basics, it won't hurt you" "There's something called a limit" "It's no use, all the formulas look like the wrinkles on turtle shells" "How did you get into college?" "Well, you Mr. Muscles don't have any endurance" "I bet you don't even have brain muscles" "How about you?" "You're making rockets without even knowing the basics" " When will your rockets ever fly huh?" " What did you just say?" "You're the one using useless muscles" "Morishita..." "Are you still going into Professor Migita's office?" "Don't force yourself too much" "He's such a creep" "He asked me out to dinner and stuff" "It's dangerous, don't go" "It's dangerous" "It's ok" "Please don't" "But you don't know what Professor Migita's planning yet" "I won't let him get his way" "It's almost time for our final exam" "The problems will be harder so you better watch out" "Last midterm, there was a student who cheated" "But you all know how that ended up" "I will never tolerate cheating" "Remember that no excuse or circumstance will ever get pass me" "Be forewarned" "Professor Migita" "What?" "I heard you're supporting the dorms getting demolished" "That's right." "There are no funds to let dumb students stay in the university" "Is building a hotel that important?" "Holding a financially stable foundation to support the university is a big advantage" "Which means everything is for education sake" "You said dumb students, so it's no problem if we do better than the midterm right?" "Right" "Promise" "I told you already" "Another thing, please let Kamei reenter the university" "Why is there any consistency between Kamei and your exam?" "It's been a while since you expelled him" "It's only been a few weeks" "Ok fine, I'll permit that" "But... only if you all get A's on all your exams" "If even one person fails to get all A's" "Kamei will not be allowed at this school, and the dorm will be demolished" "Fine, I'll make sure we all get straight A's" "Here you go" "When will be the last time we can all sit around the table and have dinner together" "Don't be so pessimistic" "You're making me cry too" "Let's all cheat" "We're all going to have to cheat!" "Oh, I found it, here" "Hello?" " Hello?" "Hello?" " Hello?" " Hello..." " Hello?" "Pocket, pocket..." " Hello?" "Hello?" " Hello?" " Hello?" "Hello!" " Hello!" "I don't think we have time for this" "Just for a little bit" "I heard you were an expert with explosions" "I'm not an expert" "Sorry..." "This is what we needed" "We finally made an explosion perfect for the occasion" "Mr. Chin, please..." "I need your help with this" "It's very safe, I swear" "Let's get started right away" "It's about to start, get ready" "Ok everything is set!" "First, push the switch" "Then, slowly pull this lever" "He's dead..." "Let's go" ""Thomas Edison was a dropout, but he still became a champion inventor"" ""Einstein was a failure, but he still got a nobel prize"" "Go!" "Go!" "Are you ready?" "Yes!" "Start" "(Giving the answers)" "What?" "I dropped my eraser" "Hold on, I'll get it for you" "Did you find it?" "Hmm..." "I wonder where it went" "Ecstacy!" "Here are the results for the dorm students" "Quantum Chemistry, all A's" "Bio-organic Chemistry, all A's" "Physical Chemistry..." "I knew it, they're all cheating" "The psychic told me I was going to get a good score today" "Yes!" "What are you looking for?" "This is a CPU, the nucleus for computers" "This is an old kind, so it's only 32 bytes and 66 hertz" "I'm going to get this from others put together an ODP." "An ODP is..." "Overdrive Processor" "How did you know?" "I want to know more about you and your friends" "I'm the one that holds the key to your reentry" "Please protect the environment" "About the finals, your friends can't possibly get those grades without cheating" "What are they plotting?" "I don't know" "It's up to you whether you cooperate with me to make your reentry" "Think about it" "Excuse me" "I want to talk to you about something" "What is it?" "You've been used by Professor Migita" "That has nothing to do with you" "Yes, it does" "Morishita" "Yes" "I'm sorry, making you help me during finals" "Can you shred this for me?" "Sure" "Shred everything" "Of course" "This way, this way" "There" "I got it!" "Let me see" "Are you okay?" "This should do it" "Did you memorize the answers?" "Pretty much" "Can you help me?" "There's so much." "Sure" "Beautiful, it's like I'm in outer space" "I want to confess something" "To be honest, I got through the entrance exams by cheating" "What?" "!" "Or else I wouldn't have been able to get in" "Are you surprised?" "Do you hate me now?" "No way" "Whew, that's good" "Morishita" "What?" "How long are you staying here?" "You're mean" "No, I just..." "Kimura, you're so mean" "I didn't intend to go to a science school" "I was going to go to a junior college and become a nursery teacher" "I hated math and science" "It makes me dizzy just seeing graphs and PI's" "But we both made it into the same university" "I thought it was obvious enough, but you're so..." "I liked you" " It's not what you think" " But not anymore" "I hate you" "I just hoped you'd stay here forever" "Today's meal seems so delicious." "The soup is excellent." "There's lots of good vitamins" "I think so too." "What happened?" "What happened?" "It's so good today" "That makes me so happy." "Forgive me." "Before we begin" "There may be students who will perform impermissable acts" "We're going to change seats" "Here is the problem" "This" "I've been tricked" "You have a limit of 60 minutes" "No one may leave their seats under any circumstance" "Begin" "I'm sorry, I dropped my pencil" "Use this one" "That's my iquana" "I need to put "no pets allowed" on the testing rules" "For stupid people like you" "No looking around!" "Close the curtains!" "What could that be?" "There may be words hidden" "Open them!" "I can't do this" "May we go to the bathroom?" "Did you eat something bad?" "Hold it" "Useless assholes" "It's a little dark but it shouldn't be a problem." "Carry on." "Check the electric room" "Yes" "Migita, the time has come to take you down" "Forgive me" "It's perfect" "It's been a long time since I was this excited" "OK, everyone except the Sigma House people may leave" "Get out" "No" "Morishita, can you go outside for a minute?" "All of you, take off your clothes" "This can't be" "Do you want to check our asses too?" "You promised that you wouldn't demolish the dorms if we all got A's" "What's that?" "You promised Kamei's reentry too" "Shut up!" "Even if we made that promise, why would a smart student like you want that?" "I will continue the support the abolishment of the dorms!" "What?" "!" "Hold on, Migita" "You and the chairman have been secretly getting rebates on building the hotel from the Teito Contruction Company" "No, I don't know anything about it!" "Do you have any proof?" "Yes" "I have all the conversations between them and the company on this tape" "You..." "Not only that, he was plagerizing from Professor Namazuda's Atom Formulation Theory, craftly rewording it, and was going to present it at a convention" "I will testify for it" "It's all a lie!" "You, forgetting where you are and trying to use me as a scapegoat." "How dare you?" "!" "I did all this for the university, for education" "I will summon the judicial affairs committee and listen to what you and the chairman have to say" "It's over" "Principal..." "About the dorms..." "Everything will remain as it is" "Yay!" "Yay!" "Thank you very much!" "Alright, let's go" "Yes" "Wow, it's all done so well" "This one's good too" "Cheating..." "To all Chemistry students Thursday, 1st period, Professor Yuusuke Migita's Organic Chemistry class will be canceled July 23, 1996" "Warning There was misconduct in the final exam given in the past day (Organic Chemistry)." "The following students will not get credit for the class regardless of their test grade." "Shinobu Ezak, Kenji Kimura, Sho Tonegawa, Takumi Nakamatsu, Yumi Morishita, Kazumichi Rikimaru We wish that students perform their tests with awareness of their actions and upon reflection of oneself." ""will not get credit"" "What did you want to talk to me about?" "We're going to have to be fifth years" "I'm going to quit school" "I'm going to get my credentials to be a nursery teacher" "Seriously?" "Hey..." "I really wanted to say... that I always had feelings for you, Morishita" "Really?" "I've liked you ever since we were in high school" "*SUBBED BY ACE*"