"So, my date of birth." "You know, when I told you to meet gay guys," "I was thinking about real life, not a website." "I have to begin somewhere." "But there is no physical contact." "It'll come next." "So... "What do I do for fun"?" "Ha ha, very funny." "I'll write "replace my fag hag's toothpaste with preparation H."" "It was you?" "I thought it was my sister!" "Another one: "Which Celebrity do I look like the most"." " Sarah Jessica Parker." " Now that's mean!" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 7- Stronger than you" "It's great to have some time just for us, isn't it?" "And with a smile?" "I have a huge problem." "Obviously." "What is it?" "I'm in love with Esther." "Great." "When did you realized it?" "Last week, when she kissed Greg." "But you told me it was great for them!" "But when I saw them, I became jealous." "Shit, Maykel, you can't go out with her." "Why?" "First, you're gay." "I was with girls before, even with you." " But there was no sex." " I could do it." "Thinking about it is frightening." "Esther is happy with Greg!" "She could be happy with me too." "Think a bit about what you say!" "Do you understand?" "And if you wanna be straight, look around you." "There is maybe a girl waiting for you." " But I know Esther and..." " What about me?" "What?" "Forget about it." "You were in high school together." "Period." "You're like Greg." "What are you talking about?" "Guys can't read between the lines!" "My antidepressants are blocking this ability." "What are you doing?" "I need fresh air." " We go out?" " No!" "I need to be alone." "Sure?" "No..." "Yes..." "I don't know." "You won't do anything stupid?" "I'm still taking antidepressants." "I'm not that sad." "If you need anything, call me." "I will." "Fuck!" "So I told her I needed to be alone." "But you asked me to come." " Yeah but I feel alone with you." " Thanks!" "It's not what I meant!" "I mean..." "You're in the group for a week only, so you're more..." " Objective?" " That's right!" "You see, I feel like Margaret is hiding something from me." "That's so her." " So, you want my opinion?" " Right." "And I know how you feel, I never have what I want." "If I was you..." "I would try..." "And then I would give up anyway." "But you're not me!" "And what you should do: fight for her!" "Fight?" "Yes!" "They know each other since when?" "A month." "Here you are: you know her better." "It'll be enough?" "No, but it's a good way to start." "And that's all?" "About Greg: bring him down as much as you can." "Yeah, I'm stronger than him." "Good!" "And then Esther will leave him." "Or she'll try to help him." " Make her think about something else." " How do I do that?" "Make her laugh, she has too look at you and nothing else." "I know it's not the best way to seduce her, but we'll cross fingers." "I have to admit: my life is crazier now that I'm single." "What about eating out tonight?" "I would prefer to stay at home." "I could try to cook something, and we rent a DVD." "Here is the deal:" "I cook, and you choose the movie." " Ok." "And I could make you..." " Hey, you're here!" " You're ironic again!" " Irony?" "Where?" "Ironic cause you know that we are here on tuesdays." "Not at all, I forgot!" "What were you talking about?" "Greg invited me to his house tonight." "About your house, you finally bought a table?" " No." " Isn't it annoying?" "Yeah this morning I took a bowl, put it on the floor and BAM!" "You're now a cereal killer?" " Seriously, you stay home tonight?" " Why?" "You don't wanna eat out with me?" "Suddenly?" "Yeah, I feel generous today." "We could go out with him, no?" "You said no some minutes ago!" "It's different." "It's a special invitation." " With me, it's not special?" " Greg!" "Please, don't fight for that." "No, we won't." " What do you do this afternoon?" " I have a lesson in an hour." "So I'll stay an hour." "Great." " You don't look happy." " But I am." "And as you want her to be happy..." " Marjorie won't wait on you?" " She's used to it." "Hey Maykel, we should do some shopping." "Greg doesn't like to buy undies with me." "Sure!" "Right now?" "When you'll go to your lesson." "You know what?" "You're so cute together." "Life is short, it's good to be with your friends." "So from now on, we'll spend a lot of time together." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"