"[upbeat rock music]" "♪ ♪" " You've been with us a while, and it really doesn't need to be said, but in a family as big as mine, everything turns into a competition." " Okay, kids." "Time for bed!" " I can make it up the stairs first!" "[all yelling]" " Uh-huh, work it!" "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh." " Kids, come bring in the groceries!" " I bet I can literally carry the most bags." "[all yelling]" " Yeah!" "Go, Luna!" "Most bags!" "What?" "Bags!" "What?" " [gulping] [belching]" " [belching]" "Go, Lola!" "Biggest burp!" "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!" " I haven't had a win in forever, but that changes today." "It's our annual garage sale, and at 5:00 p.m. today when the markets close, the victory dance shall be mine." " [crying]" " Oh, what's the matter, Lily?" "You need your blankie?" " [crying]" " It's okay, Lily." "Your blankie's right here." "[sucking] [toy squeaks] [jazzy music]" "Hate to break it to you, ladies, but I'm outselling all of you." " That's amusing from someone who couldn't sell a negative charge to an electron." " Yeah?" "Well, you couldn't sell a rattle to a snake." " Well, you couldn't sell a dress if it was 50% off!" "Not even if it was half off!" " Build up those appetites, sales people!" "We're having goulash tonight!" " Which will be served on our refinished dining table!" "Have fun out there, kids!" " Yeah, have fun... watching this rump do the bump." "[clattering]" "Dang it." "Check it out, folks." "Low prices, high quality." "Clyde, time to put Operation" "Pretend-you've-never-met-me- and-are-really-interested- in-my-stuff-so-other-people- will-buy-it-and-also- think-of-a-shorter-name- for-this-operation into action!" " Sorry." "My walkie cut out." "Can you repeat that?" " [sighs] Just get over here." "Excellent choice, sir." "Not only is that some state-of-the-art head protection;" "it also doubles as a soup bowl." " Whoa!" "Is this a genuine bowl-met?" "I've searched every garage sale in the state for one of these!" "How much do you want for it?" " Mm, 5 bucks." " Well, I'll give you 10!" " Actually, I was about to buy that." " Nice!" "[bell tinkling]" "Excellent work, Clyde." " Thanks, Lincoln." "For your next customer," "I'd thought I'd break out the ole English accent." "'Ello, luv!" " Sweet!" "No way my sisters are gonna be able to compete with me." " I wouldn't be so sure." "Looks like they've got some game too." " Exotic reptiles for sale!" "[chomp]" " Ah-ah-ah!" " Snakebite kits for sale!" " Sold!" " Candles, cobwebs, cauldrons." " Rubbish!" " Free psychic reading with every purchase." " Free?" "Well, now you're speaking my language, little psychic girl." "What's your cheapest item?" " And now I'll look into your future." "Hmm." "Business will be booming." " [chortling]" " Expired chemicals!" "Buy one, get one free!" " Ooh, did I hear "free"?" " [babbling]" " New paint job, space galore, and it comes with its own clicky thingy." " You're really selling this?" " Hello!" "It's a garage sale." " Eh, so they made some sales." "My victory dance and I aren't worried." " Wow, you're handling being in last place better than I thought." " Last place?" "How has Lily sold $20 worth of stuff?" "What am I doing wrong?" "[toy squeaks]" " Please be my... [distorted] Friend." " [screams]" " Uh, maybe I need to upgrade the merchandise." "[upbeat rock music]" "♪ ♪" " And one, and two, and three..." "Come on now, girls!" "♪ ♪" " [grunts]" "♪ ♪" "Your mom's wedding dress?" " Eh, she never wears it." "Let's make some sales." "Can I see $60?" "I see $60." "Sold to the mustachioed man in the bandana." "Start the bidding at $300." "We got $300, $400." "We got $500!" "Sold to the man in the blue jean tuxedo!" " Lincoln!" "What are you doing?" "This stuff isn't even yours." " So?" "[all chattering indistinctly] [upbeat rock music]" "♪ ♪ [all chattering indistinctly]" "♪ ♪" " Lincoln, you only have one minute until 5:00 p.m., and you're $4 out of first place." "♪ ♪ [cash register clangs]" " That's a wrap, kids!" "Goulash is served in ten!" " Yes!" "My losing streak is over!" "Now feast your eyes on my caboose, 'cause it's leaving the station!" "[baby crying]" " Someone give Lily her blankie!" " I don't know where it is!" " Oh, no, where could it be?" "[all chattering indistinctly]" " Oh, no!" "We must have sold it!" " Yeah, yeah, very sad." "Now if you don't mind," "I'm about to do my victory dance." " [wailing] [babbling shrilly]" " [sighs] Oh, never mind." "I'm sorry, Lily." "I guess we all got a little too caught up in our competition." "all:" "We're sorry, Lily." " Sorry." " So your big brother is going to put the competition aside and go find your blanket." " Oh, no!" "You're not going to be the hero." "I'm going to find that blankie!" " Not if I find it first!" " I am finding that blanket." "[all chattering indistinctly]" " The victory dance shall be mine!" "[knocks]" " Hello, ma'am." "[grunts]" " Did you buy a blanket--ah!" " From a garage sale today?" " I didn't buy a blanket, but I did buy this hunk of junk." "[vacuum whirs and booms]" "I want my money back." "both:" "Uh, she sold it to you." " I'm getting that blankie first!" "Sir, sir!" "Weren't you at our garage sale today?" " If you want to win, you need a can-do attitude." "[laughing]" " Beat it, Lynn." "This is my house!" " No way!" "That blanket is mine!" "[both pound] [upbeat rock music] [dog growling]" " Whoops." "Wrong house." "[dog barking, both yelling]" " Hmm, I think I did buy a blanket." "Why don't you come in?" " First to spot the blanket gets the blanket." " It's so nice to have visitors." "Would you like to see my collection of bingo ribbons?" " I win!" "I found the blanket in that house right there!" " That's not a house." "That's a restaurant." " Order number six!" " And you're holding a napkin." " Dang it." " B-14." "Anybody?" "B-14." " This woman does not have the blanket." "Let's get out of here." " Are you kidding?" "One more number, and I've got a bingo!" "Spin it, sister!" "♪ ♪" " Excuse me, ma'am." "Have you seen this blanket?" "How about you?" "Aha!" "Where did you get this?" " [crying] [smack] - [yelling] [clattering]" "Lily's blankie!" "Hey, Flip, you were at our garage sale today, weren't you?" " I don't know, chief." "Maybe." "I go to a lot of garage sales." " I need to buy that blanket back from you." " No can do." "This blanket's working for me." "Really gets the bird poop off." " Please!" "It's important!" " Maybe we can do business, but it's gonna cost ya!" " [crying]" " Be right there, sweetie!" " Good news, Lily." "I found your blanket!" " No, you didn't, 'cause I have it!" " Please." "I've got it right here." " I've got it!" " No, I do!" " This is Lily's blanket." " You guys," "I'm pretty sure this is the right one." "I had to give Flip all my garage sale money for it." " I gave Flip all my money for this one!" " Me too!" " So did I!" " And me!" " I even game him my bingo ribbon." " I bought a blanket from Flip too!" " Uh, that's a welcome mat, dude." " Dang it." " I can't believe this." "Flip fooled us all." " Ugh, that gasoline-selling swindler!" " Here you go, sweetie." "Still hot from the dryer." " [cooing]" " Are you literally joking right now?" "It's been here all along?" " What happened to our furniture?" " Uh, see... we kind of got caught up in a competition." " Yeah, and we kind of sold everything." " Well, you're all kind of grounded." " We deserve it." "And believe me." "We've learned our lesson." "No more competing." " Yeah, seriously." " Done and done!" " So over it!" " It's too bad, 'cause I had a victory dance that would put all of you to shame." " Psh." "I doubt that!" " The chances are slim." " Oh, yeah?" "All aboard!" "Woot!" "Woot!" "This caboose is leaving the station!" "Go, Lincoln!" "Best butt shake!" "Choo-choo!" "Mm-hmm." "Oh, yeah!" "Best butt shake!" " You call that a victory dance?" "Go, Lana!" "Go, Lana!" "Uh, uh, uh." " Mine's better!" "[grunting]" " Why do you even have a butt, if that's all you're gonna do with it?" "all:" "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" " Oh, yeah!" " Oh, yeah!" "[all chattering indistinctly]" " Kids!" "Please!" "This is how you do a victory dance!" "Uh-huh!" "Go, Mom!" "Shake that booty!" " Ha!" "Give me a break!" "Get a load of the goulash shakedown!" "Go, Dad!" " Go, Mom!" " Shake it down now!" " Mm-hmm, oh, yeah!" " Well, now you know where we get it from." "As they say, the nuts don't fall too far from the tree." "Oh!" "Uh-hmm, mm-hmm." "Go, Lincoln!" "Go, Lincoln!" "[all chattering indistinctly] [upbeat rock music] [liquid plops]" " I'm loving these two-for-one chemicals." "I'm going to make a fortune selling them as windshield wiper fluid!" "[chortles] Suckers!" "[plop, explosion booms]" "Well, the little psychic girl was right." "Business is booming."