" Previously on "AllStars..."" "You'll be performing a lip sync extravaganza." "¶ Herstory ¶" " Do you think that the girls in the top are going to stick to our idea of what do the judges have to say and that's who we're going to choose?" " I'm iffy of one of them." " Who?" " Alyssa." " Alyssa Edwards, you're a winner, baby." "Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " Sometimes being in the bottom could just be a one night kind of gig." "So the queen that I'm sending home, that's Ginger." " Ginger Minj, sashay away." " Whoo, shit." " Oh..." " Good old Minj Ging." " What we said we were gonna do was eliminate the girl who got the harshest critiques." "I just feel that Katya got harsher critiques than Ginger, so the vibe in the room right now is kind of like what just happened?" " I wanna say that both of you guys got feedback that was kind of on the lower end, but when I really talked to you guys after looking at last week and the week before and taking all that into consideration," "I think you're consistent and I think you have so much more to give." "I think you just fell short today." "I think what Ginger does is fabulous, but I didn't feel like it was fair send to Katya home 'cause I was going based off consistency." "Katya, I know you looked at me and you were a little surprised, but you should never be surprised." "I think you deserve to be here, and that's just me following my heart and keeping it real with you guys." "I think Ru would have taken into consideration what she just did the week before in the Snatch Game." "She hit a homerun, so tough decision to make." "I stand by my decision 100%." "Detox, how did you feel?" "I mean..." " I based my decision off of the critiques." " Okay." " And my decision was you." "And you know how much I fuckin live for you." " Of course." " And this is a fuckin tough decision to make." " I hope that that you see that just consistency for me" " No, and I do." " Me personally, I would still go with you only because I said from day one" "I was going to play it that way." "Alyssa switched it up." "It's pretty obvious." "Katya, should have gone home tonight." "I feel that if Ru was up there judging, she would have actually sent you home." " I'm struggling with the thought that maybe the other girls don't think this was a fair elimination." " Katya, you're here." "Let it all go." "I'm very confident with my decision." "We can all agree to disagree." "Alyssa keeps bringing up consistency, consistency, and I don't know which way she's gonna go." "So if she wins again, who's going home?" " The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars"" "receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000." "With extra special guest judge Nicole Scherzinger." " ¶ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ¶" " ¶ May the best woman ¶" " ¶ Best woman win ¶" " New week, new me." " Yeah, baby!" " Yep." " We're walking into the workroom, and I notice that there's a little letter written by old Ging Minj." " "play a fair game and be proud of your choices,"" " So is she implying that the game hasn't been fair?" " You know why?" "I think because" "Look, let's be honest." "We all said that we were gonna pick who Ru said was, you know, the weakest link, and Alyssa switched it up." " No, I didn't switch nothing up, baby." " No, I'm saying-- Will you let me finish?" " No, but let's choose our words wisely." " I am." "You didn't let me finish." "What I'm saying is you switched it up, which you did, and in all honesty, they critiqued you on your" "Hold on, baby." "Let me finish." "They critiqued you on your runway and your performance." " Phi Phi is a little hung up on the decision because I think in her head, she probably could be thinking, okay, well, this could affect me." "I was in the bottom the first time." "There was a lot of factors taken into consideration, but I do think I was fair in my opinion." "I think, you know, it's hard." "It's very hard, but I stand by it." " Katya, how do you feel?" " I mean, you know, she made the decision." "She feels proud of it." "I'm happy to be here." "End of story." "Boom." " Ha!" "Take that, everyone." "You're back." " I am ready to shrug off the guilt and shame and doubt like a lice-ridden coat." " It's going to be interesting to see what happens down to the nitty gritty how fair the game continues to be played." " If y'all send me home, it was rigged." "Riga-morris, girl." "It was riga-morris, girl." " Who's Morris?" "Rigormortis." " Is it rigormortis?" "(all laugh)" " Hello, hello, hello." " Oh!" "(applause)" " You look gorg." " Ladies, for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be starring in drag shequels." "Parodies inspired by some of my favorite movies." "#DragShequels." " Oh." " All right." " You'll be working in pairs, so first, I want you to pick your acting partner." "Go." " All right." " I look and see Roxxxy," "I look and see Phi Phi, and I'm thinking, where the fuck is Detox?" " Well?" " Detox." "So I grab her because I am not gonna be stuck with a weak performer for this challenge." " All right." " Now, I've green-lit the following films." "First up, "Showsquirrels,"" "starring Phi Phi O'Hara and Roxxxy Andrews." " Yes!" " Next, "Velma and Weezy,"" "starring Katya and Detox." " Yes." " Last but not least," ""Wha' Ha' Happened To Baby JJ?"" "starring Alaska and Alyssa Edwards." "To create your characters, you can use wigs provided by Weaven Steven." "And if the script calls for it, the pit crew, in or out of their Andrew Christian underwear." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "(applause)" " The parody shequel." "Katya and I are assigned the "Velma and Weezy" script, which is a shequel to another very famous movie with similar character names." "Are we doing accents?" " I think so." " I think so." " We have to." "Yeah." "If you can't eat your friends, who can you eat?" " (laughs)" " "Showsquirrels."" "Mama Versayce, a middle-aged former showgirl." " Accurate." " We chose to make me Mama Versayce and Phi Phi's gonna be Lil' Versayce." " No, you were just a tired-ass showgirl." " You were just a tired-ass showgirl." "Now go back to obscurity where you belong." " Oh, my God." "I've heard that somewhere." " I feel like I'm typecasted." " Okay, let's get these costumes together." " No pressure, but like I'm the only one left of the girls that has not been in the top yet." "What if we switched it and like you were the big pageant girl?" "It's all about taking chances and doing something." "Switching the roles is a brilliant idea." "I'm telling you, I just think that would be so much funnier." "And then you" " You're scaring me." "I just get scared of those things, but I know that you're good at what you do." " I really think we should." " Okay." " I know it's a risk, but I'm gonna take it." "And Roxxxy has no choice but to follow." " Coming up..." " We take the crown." "We wear the shaw." " Cut." "Um, what's a shaw?" " Huh?" "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " I was never a whore." "I was a dancer!" " You were suh-- [stammers]" " That's not the line." " For this week's maxi challenge," "Alyssa and I are assigned" ""Wha' Ha' Happened To Baby JJ?"" "(evil laugh)" "For me, there's no question." "I have to play Baby JJ." "She's old and crazy and evil." "Where do you think you're going, you miserable bitch?" " No!" " There's really no choice." "Sorry, Alyssa." "I work alone." " I hope we win." "I'd like to be at the top two once." "Thank you." " How does that make you feel?" " I'm a little intimidated, to be honest." "Since Alyssa changed it up, which--even though she wants to pretend she didn't." " You feel like she flipped the script." " I don't feel." "She did flip the script." "I'm not saying I don't want you here, but you know what I mean?" " No, no, no, no, no." "I completely get it." " Like, is that gonna be, like, oh, well," "Phi Phi's never been in the top, so let's get rid of her." "So I don't know." "We'll see what happens." "I'm a little frustrated." "I don't want to leave the competition until I've had a chance to make the world fall in love with Phi Phi." "And I need a win now to prove that I need to be here." " Howdy." " Hi, Katya and Detox." " Hi, y'all." " So pretty." " So it's time for Detox and I to perform in our shequel, "Velma and Weezy."" "And I have never felt more sexy in my entire life." " Your parody shequel." "And action!" " We don't need money, Velma." "We're zombies." " We need the cash to get drunk." "Fuck." "Buy booze." " Yeah, we need the cash to buy booze." " Um, start over, okay." " Bitch, this is the shequel!" " Uh!" "Fuck." "I forgot." " Cut." "Get those lines down so the back and forth can be more organic." " Have fun with this." "One of the first rules of acting is reacting to the other people." " I'm not totally in the moment." "I just think, what the hell would Amy Sedaris do?" " And action!" "(knock on door)" " You order room service?" " No." " Oh, motherfucker." " (laughs)" " 'Cause suddenly I'm very hungry." " Whoo-hoo!" " Weezy, you zombie skank, you motherfuckin" "I just fuck you." "If I wasn't dead already, I'd" " And cut." "Best one yet." " Great." " Fantastic." "Hello, Alaska and Alyssa." " Hi." " "Wha' Ha' Happened To Baby JJ?"" "Action!" " Guess who's in a wheelchair now, Bland?" " You know I haven't been able to use my legs since the accident." " And cut." "Alyssa, you're scared of your sister, but you still have a voice, so you don't" "Every (mumbles)" "Let us hear what you're saying." " Okay." " Action!" " ¶ Camptown ladies, sing this song ¶" " ¶ Doo-wah, doo-wah ¶" " Cut!" " It's doo-dah." "¶ Doo-dah ¶" " ¶ Doo-dah ¶" " Correct." "You just have to say..." " [both] Doo-dah, doo-dah." "Here we go." " ¶ Camptown ladies sing this song ¶" " ¶ Doo-wah, doo-wah ¶" " ¶ Camptown racetrack five miles long ¶" " Cut." "Doo-dah." " Doo-dah." " Doo-dah." " Oh, to do-- ¶ oh, da doo-dah ¶" " Welcome, Phi Phi and Roxxxy." " Hi!" " "Showsquirrels."" "All right." "Here we go." " Action!" " I used to love eating dog chow." " Ugh." "So you're telling me that not only be conce--line." " I thought being conceived in a swimming pool." " So you're telling me being conceived in a swim" " No." "Ugh." "I thought being conce" " Oh." "Ugh." "I thought being conceived in a swimming pool was gross." "(gags)" "(gags)" " Cut." " I just want you to give me more character." "I feel like I'm seeing a lot of Roxxxy in there." "I think that you could do something to push it to another level." " Okay." " And action!" " We take the crown." "We wear the shaw." " Cut." "Um, what's a shaw?" "Roxxxy?" " Huh?" " We take the crown." "We wear the shaw." " We take the crown." "We wear the shaw, the..." " Sash." " How you spell it?" " Sash?" " S-A-S-H?" " Yeah." " Sha...sha..." " Sash." " Sash." "Oh, God." "This isn't another sequins moment, is it?" " I'm afraid so, honey." " That is a wrap on "Showsquirrels."" " See you on the runway." " In the end, I want to say that we might not be the best, but Team Phoxxxy did A-OK." " Coming up..." " You're gorgina." " You did a great job." " Little things in this situation have to matter." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " ¶ Covergirl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Covergirl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ¶" "¶ Covergirl ¶" " Wow." "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars."" "Star of the classic film, "Boobarella," Michelle Visage." " And the TV show, "Leave It To Cleavage."" " (laughs)" "Style superstar, Carson Kressley." "I love what you're wearing." " Thank you." "(misprounouncing) It's Versayce." " (laughs) The incredible Todrick Hall." "Now, how'd it go with my girls yesterday?" " Ru, I'm gonna have to give your girls two thumbs up." " Try three." "They'll enjoy it much more." "(all laugh)" "And the devastatingly gorgeous and talented Nicole Scherzinger." "You finally made it." " Yes, my love." "You're giving me fierce tiger fish with that dress right now." " Thank you." "So glad you're here." "Now, this week, we challenged our queens to star in movie shequels." "And tonight, it's double trouble on the runway because the category is two looks in one, inspired by Violet Chachki." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." " ¶ Gotta go now ¶" " ¶ Sexy, sexy ¶" " Up first, Phi Phi O'Hara." " Ooh, she's crowning." " She is." " That's a nice ascot." " Ah, yes." " Beautiful." " I'm super proud of this look." "I came up with the design myself, and I feel gorgeous." " If it's yellow, let it mellow." "(all laugh)" " Roxxxy Andrews." " Flamenco." " Sombrero." " Yes." " Oh!" " Yes, please." "Selena in the house." " Hello." " If anybody knows anything about a reveal, she, me, her, she does." "I'm serving Latina diva on this runway." " Bitty, bitty, bum-bum." " That's a Spanish fly girl." "Katya." "Ooh, Barbara Eden." " I dream of weenie." " Oh, there she goes." " Oh!" " Oh, thank you." " (laughs)" " I'm giving you full health by a Sharon Tate fantasy." "It's Rosemary's babushka, and I feel (deep voice) amazing." " Not tonight, Satan." "Not tonight." "Detox." " Dark lady." " Sexy." " Oh." " Oh, yes." "Oh, and there's more." " Every time I step on the runway," "I want it to be something different." "I want to blow them away." " Oh!" " And that's the fun of drag to me." " Kung-pow." " Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" " (giggles)" " Here she comes, Alyssa Edwards." "Ooh, the Le Croix poof." " Yes." " What?" " I'm ready for my closeup." " Ah." " Oh, I love it." " Girl, please." "I'm taking selfie to a whole 'nother level." "Paparazzi who?" "Oh, I see why you love me, darling." " That is amazing." " Kodak mammaries." "Up next, Alaska." "What?" "It's like a Fellini film." "(gasps)" " What the" " Oh." "(all laugh)" " It's Little Poundcake!" "(all laugh)" " Little Poundcake is the insane pageant girl." "She's stunning, and I'm really excited to get to bring her to life." " I think she needs some go-go juice." " ¶ Sexy, sexy drag queen ¶" " Welcome, ladies." "It's time for the world premiere of your movie parodies." "First, Phi Phi O'Hara and Roxxxy Andrews starring in "Showsquirrels."" "When last we saw our troubled showgirl, she was hitchhiking to Hollywood after crashing and burning in Sin City." "Now, years later, her own daughter is a junior pageant queen bitten by the showbiz bug." " All right." "Five minutes till the talent competition." " You heard him." "Only five, fa-five, five, five minutes." " Thanks, darling." " Hey, little Versayce." "I just know you're gonna win the Wee Little Miss Pacoima Goddess Supreme." " That wouldn't suck." " Now, remember, Little Versayce, when you get in front of them judges, do some of them dance moves your mama taught you in Vegas." " I'm a little too young for that whorish look." " Ooh!" "But you are a whore, mommy." " Versayce, how dare you?" "I was a dancer." "Huh." " I don't know what the hell you did in Vegas, but it sure wasn't dancing." " I was the biggest star on the strip." "They could've gotten LaToya Jackson, Paula Abdul, but The Stardust went with me, and, frankly, I still got it." " You are just a tired-ass showgirl!" "Go back to obscurity where you belong!" " Obscurity?" "(laughs)" "Now, go on, show them what you got, Little Versayce." " Don't worry about me, mommy." "I will." " Aah!" "(all laugh)" "Mommy, how could you?" " I guess you don't..." "know me." " Oh!" "(all laugh)" " Up next, Katya and Detox starring in "Velma and Weezy."" "When last we saw Velma and Weezy, they were taking a short cut to the bottom of the Grand Canyon." "They may be dead, but they're still best friends." " Where is she?" "Velma, what took you so long?" "I think I'm having a nervous breakdown." " The Quicki-mart didn't sell brains, so I ate the clerk's brains instead." " Ah." " Oh, and I robbed the store." " We don't need money, Velma." "We're zombies." "Hold on." "I got a great idea." " Oh." " Whew." "Selfie!" " Whoo-hoo-ee!" "(knock on door)" " You order room service?" " No." " Motherfucker!" "'Cause suddenly I'm very hungry." " Whoo-hoo!" "If it isn't that handsome Brad Pitt lookalike that stole all our money." "What are you doing here, BJ?" " You come back to give us that money you stole from us, baby?" "With interest?" " Maybe he's just here to see what it's like to get some head from the walking dead." " Bitch, he's mine!" " Oh!" "Bitch, this is a shequel!" " Weezy, you zombie skank!" "You motherfuckin" "(both shouting)" "Aah!" "Look what you did!" " Look what you did!" " Thanks, ladies." " That sexy son of a bitch took our money again." " No matter what happens," "I'm glad I got to be a zombie with you." " I've never felt more..." "dead?" "Hey, Velma, do you mind if I partake in your little arm here?" " If you can't eat your friends, who can you eat?" "(all laugh)" " Yes." " Oh, my God." " That's so cute." " All right." "Up next, Alyssa Edwards and Alaska in "Wha' Ha' Happened to Baby JJ?"" "When last we saw Baby JJ, she nearly killed her sister Bland on the beach." "But she survived." "Now, 50 years later, they're still trapped together at the senior home." "(door creaks)" "(beeping)" " Guess who's in a wheelchair now, Bland?" "Just kidding." "You are!" " Baby JJ?" "You know I haven't been able to use my legs since the accident." "I'd escape from you if I wasn't 109 years old." " But you are, Bland." "You are!" "Look over here." "It's your din-din." " Oh, no." " I made your favorite." "Pork chops!" " Aah!" " (evil laugh)" "Come on." "We gotta rehearse for the talent show." " Oh, my God." " My music's over there." " (grunts)" "Never mind." "I'm gonna do this one Acapulco." "(off-key) ¶ Camptown ladies sing this song ¶" " ¶ Doo-dah, doo-dah ¶" " Hey!" " Ow!" " Sorry, sis, I work alone." " Somebody help me!" "She's emotionally disturbed!" " Where do you think you're going, you miserable bitch?" " No!" "No!" " Oh, girl down." " My sister Bland fell." "Can you help her?" " Of course." "Come on, Bland." " Oh!" "See?" "Even the nurse likes you better." " ¶ Camptown ladies sing this song ¶" " ¶ Doo-dah, doo-dah ¶" " ¶ You already know ¶" " I work solo." " Okay." " ¶ Camptown races all night long ¶" "(applause)" " Now, it's time for the judges' reviews." " Coming up..." " You were like the Dustin Hoffman of, like, queens for acting." " You needed a lot of work." "We shouldn't give you passes because we've all been guilty of going, that don't-- she's so funny, that don't even matter." "No, but it does." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Ladies, now it's time for the judges' reviews." "First up, Phi Phi O'Hara." " Let's talk about your runway look." "Each of the looks individually, hmm, okay." "What I think you executed so well was how it converted." " Mm-hmm." " That took a lot of ingenuity." "If this doesn't work out, you could work at NASA." " As far as the performance, you know it's my all-time favorite movie." " Yeah." " And I was literally so proud of you." " Oh, thank you." " Not only did you look just like Mama Versayce, but you embodied the character." " You did a great job." " Yes." "I've been trying so hard throughout this entire competition." "Ah!" "And you guys like it, I don't know what to say." " All right." "Thank you very much." "Up next, Roxxxy Andrews." " You're gorgina." " You are." "Like, I don't even want to look at you you're so pretty." " Ah!" "The outfit." "I want to borrow that." "It's so creative, so beautiful." " The bad part for you was Phi Phi was so strong that it was hard to keep up." "With you, I think you had to work harder and it was a bit more forced." " Phi Phi was just stealing the scenes, whereas your character should've been the character that stole the scene." "And unfortunately, it kind of got lost a little bit." " Up next, Katya." " Let's talk about the runway." "I didn't think the two looks were wildly different, but I liked the humor behind it." " Thank you." " Your conversion told a story, and I liked that." " In your movie, I think that you were in your head a little bit in the beginning." " But as soon as Michelle and I talked to you, you delivered." "The scene with you and Detox is my favorite of the three." " Up next, Detox." " As far as your scene goes, you were 100% in from the beginning." " And it was really collaborative." "You worked well off of each other." "Let's talk about your Ms. Peking Tuck look." "When I see, like, a two-for-one look," "I want to see it, like, you know, turn from, like, a toaster into, like, a Nissan Sentra." "So not the most amazing transition, but I loved the end result." " All right, Alyssa Edwards." " You needed a lot of work." "I think the biggest problem for me was your enunciation, because nobody understood that you were saying "nurse"." " Nurse!" " All we heard was Na-a-ah." " I don't care about your diction." "All you have to do is, like, make weird, big googly eyes and do funny things with your mouth and that mumble, aah, aah." "I think your fans got their money's worth." "I think it was okay." " As far as the runway look," "I don't feel like it was a great reveal, but it didn't even matter." "The cameras everywhere was just so wacky." " Can I add something to that?" "Little things in this situation have to matter." " I don't care." "I love this look." "It's funny and it's smart and I like to see stuff like that come down the runway." " But we shouldn't give you passes, because we've all been guilty of going, that don't-- she's so funny, that don't even matter." "No, but it does." " Thank you, Alyssa." "All right, let's move on down to Alaska, tonight on the runway as Little Poundcake." "Now, Little Poundcake was your concoction on your season." " Lineysha Sparx and I made her for a mini challenge." " Coming out as Little Poundcake tonight was brilliant." "You picked the right time to do it." "You looked fantastic, and it's so fun." " The acting was so good." "You were like the Dustin Hoffman of, like, queens for acting." " You were born to play Bette Davis." "All the nuances, the insanity, it was just so, so brilliant." " Thank you." " Anything you want to say?" " You're not my real mom and you never will be." "(all laugh)" " Well, thank you, ladies." "Based on your performances and your two-in-one runway looks," "I've made some decisions." "Phi Phi O'Hara, Alaska, con-drag-ulations." "You are the top two AllStars of the week." "(applause)" "You've each won $1,000 shopping spree at Fabric Planet." " Oh, fuck." "I'm finally in the top two?" "My heart's ready to, like, jump out of my chest because I'm so happy right now." " Detox, you are safe." "That means Roxxxy Andrews, Katya, Alyssa Edwards..." "You are in the bottom three." " I'm a little upset because I don't feel like" "I should be in the bottom this week." "But here I am." " Phi Phi and Alaska, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate if you win the lip sync." "So while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will make prank phone calls." "(ring)" "You may leave the stage." "Coming up..." " This is Alyssa's first time being in the bottom, but I do believe that you got the harshest critiques out of the group." " We've only had four challenges." "You've been in the bottom twice." " Katya and I both have been in the bottom twice." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " I feel like I should be safe based off my performance, but I don't know if the other girls agree with me or not." " We have this really difficult decision that we're going to have to be making." " Do you guys know how you're going to do it?" " I said from the get-go I was going to do what I felt the judges said was the weakest." "But it really is close." " I mean, does anyone who's in the bottom think that it wasn't that close?" " This is Alyssa's first time being in the bottom, but I do believe that you got the harshest critiques out of the group." " They did like my runway, and they liked a lot of things about what I was doing in it." "We've only had four challenges." "You've been in the bottom twice." " Katya and I have both been in the bottom twice." " So that's why I don't feel that I should go home because of one challenge." " Ooh." " That's how I feel." " I know that normally we do one-on-ones." "In my case, I don't know if I really need to do that." " I want to do one-on-ones with the three girls who are in the bottom." "Thank you for coming to my office." " Do you want me to plead my case really quick?" " Yes, I do." " All right." "So I stumbled a little bit getting warmed up in the challenge, but then nailed it." "On the runway, I agree the transformation wasn't as dramatic as it could've been, but I think the overall look was different and good and fun." "Okay." "Thanks, mom." " Thank you, honey." "Can you send in the next model, please?" "Hi, honey." " (sighs) As my partner," "I don't want you to feel like I let you down." "I really did try." "I took their notes and I was full-out every time." "Just, I fell short." " If not you, then who?" " I definitely think it's one of them two." "They've been in the bottom." "But I don't want to pick one of them." "I just want to talk about me." "I was great in the talent show." "I came prepared for the Snatch Game." "Got showed up in, you know, the dance challenge, and I just fell short today." "That's like if you were in the bottom tomorrow." "And your development, I couldn't judge you like that." "So I hope that, Alaska, you take into consideration all of the accounts." " I will, and I have a lot to think about." " I understand." "Thank you." " Oh." " It's a conflicting moment, so can you plead your case?" " Yes." "I know I wasn't as well as Phi Phi in my challenge." "Acting's not my thing, but I feel like I did well in this challenge." "And I've been in the bottom twice and so has Katya." "I don't feel like this is a challenge I should go home for." " It's going to be a really difficult decision." " I just want you to know that send me home or not, I love you." "I feel like I should still stay here because I wasn't the worst, so why send me home now?" " I have a question." "Do you have that little pink thing that you wore in the video?" " Yeah." " 'Cause I want to wear that on top instead of, like..." " Oh, my God, yeah." "Let me safety pin it on you." " I have a question, though for Phifs." "I feel like when Phi Phi says that she doesn't need to do one-on-ones, it's kind of a little bitchy, honestly." "It's like she couldn't be bothered with having to know what their opinions were." "Usually we all take everyone aside and, like, have our little pow-wows and one-on-ones." "What made you come up with the decision to not do that with these girls tonight?" " I just don't want people talking in my ear and trying to beg me to stay." "I want to just listen to Ru and go through my head and think." " All of a sudden, like, this kind of snarky, bitchy monster is coming out." "It's definitely interesting, especially for her saying she wants to avoid that appearance this time around." "But it looks like she's just coming back to how she was portrayed on season 4." "(telephone rings)" " (old woman) Hello?" " I'm looking for Mike, last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" "(all laugh)" "This never gets old." " Never, never." " Silence!" "Bring back my girls." " I feel great about my decision." "I'm constantly just going in my head, what did the judges say, what did the judges say?" "I'm sure the queen that I chose is not going to take this very well, but it's part of the game." " It's really hard to contemplate the idea of sending a friend home." "I've made up my mind, but I hope it's the right decision." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome back, ladies." "Two top AllStars stand before me." "Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop." "The time has come for you to lip sync" "(echoing) for your legacy." " I really want to show Ru that Phi Phi's a force to be reckoned with." " Good luck, and don't fuck it up." "(music plays)" " ¶ What you think, ah ¶" "¶ I think I love you, baby ¶" "¶ What you feel now ¶" "¶ I feel I need you, baby ¶" "¶ What you know, ah ¶" "¶ To be real ¶" "¶ Ooh, your love's for real now ¶" "¶ You know that your love is my love ¶" "¶ My love is your love ¶" "¶ Our love is here to stay, ay, ay, ay, oh ¶" "¶ What you think, ah ¶" "¶ I think I love you, yeah ¶" "¶ What you feel now ¶" "¶ I feel I need you to be real ¶" "¶ Got to be real ¶" "¶ Got to be real ¶" "¶ To be real ¶" "¶ Got to be real ¶" "¶ Got to be real ¶" "¶ To be real ¶" "¶ Real, real, real ¶" " Yeah!" "(cheers and applause)" " Ladies, I have made my decision." "Alaska, con-drag-ulations." "You're a winner, baby." "You've earned a cash tip of $10,000." " Thank you." " Phi Phi O'Hara, you are safe." " Thank you." " Will the bottom three please step forward?" "Alaska, with great power comes great responsibility." "Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " As it gets fewer and fewer, it gets more and more difficult." "And so I hope that this queen, who I consider to be my sister, will understand the decision that I've made tonight." "So the queen I've selected... is Alyssa Edwards." "(sobs)" "I'm so sorry." " Alyssa Edwards, as it is written, so it shall be done." "You are an allstar always and forever." " Thank you." " Now, sashay away." " I'm so sorry." "I love you so much." " Don't be sorry, girl." "Well, I was a lovely fifth alternate." "(all laugh)" "Always and forever, Alyssa Edwards." "I'm going to take my own advice." "Winning isn't everything, but wanting to is." "There are so many people that want to be in this competition, and I'm one of the lucky ones." "A true champion isn't the one that necessarily leaves with a trophy." "(alarm)" " Alyssa, it ain't over." "Con-drag-ulations, AllStars." "Now, remember, if you can't love yourself," "(muffled) how the hell you gonna love somebody else?" " "It's not personell, it's drag." "P.S. log off."" "Aw." " Alyssa was just eliminated, and it feels like a giant chunk of the Drag Race tapestry was just burned out." " I feel like I sent my really good Judy away from here, and I feel like shit about that." " So who did you choose?" " I also agreed." "It was Alyssa." "And can I be completely honest?" "I am sick of hearing them say you can wear shit on stage, but it's okay 'cause you're Alyssa." "It really bothered me and I just kind of felt like it's not fair that the judges just let her slide." "If that was me, I'd get my ass served to me." "It was sloppy." "I think that concept was cool, but it was sloppy." "And if any of us did that, we would get read for filth." "It was like she kept saying, like, you shouldn't send me home because I've only been in the bottom once." "And she was too concerned about saying this is your second time in the bottom, you should go home." "What even, like, made that decision even easier for me is it seemed to me she was more concerned about throwing you two under the bus during deliberation." " What?" "Oh, my God!" " Oh, fuck!" "My God." " What is going on here?" " Boom!" " Face crack of the millennium." "All of the eliminated girls are standing behind the mirror." "They look mad." "They look really mad." " What the fuck?" " Oh, shit." "There's Alyssa Edwards." "I'm surprised the bitch hasn't dove through the fuckin mirror yet." " Trust the duchess when she says this." "Y'all thought you all had packed me?" "It ain't over just yet, baby."