"Joined from (omz007  Patriot_6110) and resync by (funnykiddy)" "Wait here son." "It'll soon be over." "Remember me, number one?" "I've been waiting a very long time for this." "I know." "But... it all ends here..." "Finally, I've got the title of number one in my hands." "Aaarrghh..." "With this band, across my forehead." "I will rule this world, as God himself." "It's unfortunate that you had to see this boy." "This moment will always haunt you." "You will be consumed by hatred for me." "Challenge me ...when your ready to duel a god." "This is the end of the road." "...Afro Samurai!" "We got twenty guys here, all armed to the teeth." "We got you surrounded." "We never said we were going to play fair." "I got no idea why, but some pretty rich folks want to pay Top Dollar $ for that cloth." "Why don't ya.." "...give it up, kid." "Everybody's a tough guy..." "Ok, have it your way." "Gear up, boys!" "I'd put both hands on that sword if I were you." "Punk ass motherf*cker!" "What the?" "!" "That's impossible!" "You son of a..." "freaking mother, I'll cut you, I'll cut you!" "I took this job because I thought you were just A Legend." "Just a story." "A story to scare little kids." "But you're the real deal." "The demon who dares to challenge a god." "So what the hell do you want?" "!" "Don't seem to me like you're out to make this stinkin' world a better place." "Why you gotta kill all my men?" "Why you gotta kill me?" "Nothing personal..." "It's just revenge..." "Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Afro!" "That was off the chain!" "Cold blooded!" "Damn Motherf*cker!" "Excuse me for probing, but what you just did back there, was it absolutely necessary ?" "I'm beginning to wonder if you got any feeling for human life left in you at all!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "If you don't stop dissing me I'm gonna stop following your brutal ass around!" "Then, who's gonna watch your back." "Anyway" "I did check some Monk looking bald motherf*cker in the tree chatting' on his cellie while watching your killing spree." "Don't that bother you?" "Sure as hell bothers me." "Yo!" "Yo!" "Hold up, hold up!" "Afro!" "Yo, Yo, Yo!" "Freakin' News just in!" "Huh?" "What the?" "Easy kid." "What's the problem?" "It's him, he's here!" "He's here!" "[Wait!" "What?" "]" "What the hell are you talkin about punk!" "?" "Ain't no doubt about it Man!" "Here, drink up." "He had this Afro hairdo." "You know what I'm saying?" "With a kind of greenish tint to it if you look real close!" "And he was wearing this freakin' Head Band with a number two stamped across his freakin' forehead" "Did you say Afro Hairdo?" "greenish tint?" "The Head Band, With a number two written across it?" "Make no mistake!" "That's him." "That's the number two." "The Afro Samurai." "THE Afro Samurai?" "!" "The one who cut down the assassins of the Western Guild?" "The Number 2 Swordsman of the world?" "He's cold-blooded, he killed the Brothers of Osara in only 5 moves." "So, don't think twice about crossing swords with that guy." "What a bunch of sissies." "Screw that, cowards!" "You guys just watch while I take that Number 2 Head Band" "That's all Bullsh*t, you as*holes just watch I'm gonna take him out." "It's gonna be me!" "Let me take him baby..." "He's all mine!" "Nah, I'm gonna be the Number 2!" "All of ya just shut up!" "Cause while you talk and talk and talk, my spear will be splitting his head in half." "Just like this!" "Hey Man!" "Get that rusty piece of junk out of my face, man!" "Maam?" "Yeah?" "Why is everyone after this?" "Afro Samurai?" "You don't know?" "You really must be from out of town." "We got ourselves a Legend around here." "A Legend?" "Look, Two Ancient Head Bands." "The Number One and the Number Two." "If you have it Number One, you're like a god." "Nobody can touch you." "Except, he who wears Number Two." " The Trouble with that is..." " The Trouble with that is that anyone in the world can challenge you." "Clever boy, you're interested?" "The Life of Number Two?" "Constant combat?" "But ultimately, the path a warrior should take and the reward is to become a god." "Yep, they say that Number One waits at the top of Mount Shune." "You can't miss it, it's got like two huge handlike things." "Get out of my way!" "Take it easy Mack!" "You ain't the only one here who thinks they can take him." "Aaagghhh my eyes!" "Freakin' son of a..." "Warmed up yet?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "You wanna fight?" "Take it outside!" "Lemonade." "Ice Cold" "Coming right up." "2.50, please." "Lemonade, hehehehe" "Hey Man!" "Shut the hell up!" "Now look what we got ourselves here." "Here you are, Lemonade." "Drink that, boy." "Hehehe" "You want another one?" "On his tab?" "Holy!" "Here you are, Lemonade." "That's gonna cost your more than 2.50." "And I think that guy's tab has run out." "That's very cool!" "Oh, refreshing." "Good you'll need it." "You still got a long way to go, Number Two." "Pass the mountains by way of the Lowdown East path ...Beware of the Cliffs, and know that they are waiting for you." "Thanks." "Hey Afro!" "Yo Fro Boy!" "You sure that this is the right way to go?" "These cliffs don't look so safe, man." "And one other thing" "Umm, don't look now, but I think we got a stalker." "A crazy fanboy from the tea house." "And he don't want your autograph." "More like an epitaph." "Now I suggest you keep stepping because this one is a stone killer." "For real!" "Yo!" "Didn't you hear me?" "Get going!" "I'm trying to pull your coat!" "Oh!" "All you gonna do is ignore me?" "Alright!" "Alright!" "You wanna blow it for me and you." "Shut up." "Well fine!" "Go get your lank ass killed then!" "But don't say I didn't warn ya!" "Later!" "I am called Soshun." "I come from the land of the great weapons masters of the West." "I see you wear one of the Head Bands of Legend that leads to godhood." "So?" "Shall we?" "Afro!" "Don't fight this f*cker!" "He got arrows and grenades and sh*t!" "You ain't got no chance dude!" "Ahhh!" "Is he dead?" "Don't tell me he's dead!" "Is he dead!" "?" "I asked you a question!" "Your jumping is only putting you directly in the line of my fire Samurai fool!" "Where will you go now, great Number Two Warrior?" "My aim is to only move forward." "Whoo!" "Brother!" "You did your thang!" "I thought you was dead fo' sure!" "Yo!" "My Man!" "III I gots to tell ya, I don't know if it's your natural pheromones, or you need a shower" "But Assassins are coming at us like flies on hot sh*t!" "I gots to say, there's something strange still out there." "[Cellphone ringing] Yes?" "It's me, Brother Two." "Yeah.." "Uhu..." "I see." "Carry on then." "And remember you are among the righteous few." "And we have placed great faith in your ability to track him." "Because the Number Two Warrior has now begun to move in earnest" "It seems our cherished brother's work is now Truly beginning." "The Number Two walks the path Lowdown East." "In the Great Ancestry Direction." "Our Number 2 Warrior's journey will no doubt end at the Great Valley before the high slopes of Mount Shune." "We're getting almost all the data we need." "The man named in heaven has spoken and agreed with us." "The Righteous, the Empty Seven!" "Watch over us, The supreme power!" "Let us pay homage to the holy way..." "Let us close our eyes and feel the power." "Let the divine flow within you." "Let the holy wake all of you." "As the divine wheel has ordained." "We have risen from the ashes from this condition of oppression." "We have come across" "But we will seize the crown" "And the prophecy shall be fulfilled eye for an eye" "Number Two shall know no mercy at the hands of the Empty Seven." "Prepare for the Final Struggle!" "Freedom is in our reach!" "The supreme power of God" "..shall be ours!" "Amen!" "Have you heard my Brothers!" "?" "Yes" "Do you hear the word?" "whoo!" "Maaan, all these killings are starting to depress me." "Know what I mean?" "Afro?" "Oh!" "More cold shoulder, huh?" "Yo Homes, you walking a little funny?" "What's up?" "Whoa!" "What's up?" "Was there something in the lemonade?" "Oh snap!" "You f*cked up homes!" "Oh look!" "Oh sh*t!" "It was one of those damn arrows!" "Come on Afro!" "Snap outta of it man!" "Snap outta of it!" "He's injured, I can take him." "What?" "Hey, hey wait!" "Wait!" "It's too early!" "Whoa!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Could you give a brother a break?" "!" "Yo!" "Can't you see the man is down?" "!" "What about Honor, and Fairness, and sh*t!" "?" "Hey, is that a motherf*ckin' RPG?" "!" "You got a motherf*ckin' RPG?" "!" "An RPG in the motherf*ckin' backpack?" "!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "wait!" "wait!" "Why can't we talk about this?" "You're not gonna monologue or nothin' and get a bad guy speech?" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "That fool!" "He may have destroyed the Second Number Two Head Band as well!" "AFRO SAMURAI Episode : 2" "You can't get away, kid." "Don't make it hard on yourself." "Be a good boy and hand that Number Two headband over nice and slow-like..." "Stop right there, Kiddo." "You draw that sword and you're dead." "What the hell is with you kid?" "You gotta learn to respect your elders." "Lookee here, now I'm the Number Two warrior." "I'm coming for you, Number One." "What the hell is this?" "This kid is really some kind of freak." "He's carrying a rotten head around in his backpack." "Ew !" "Wait a minute!" "I know that guy!" "Yeah, that's the old Number One." "Yeah you're right." "Here, give it to me." "You want this back kiddo?" "Then catch!" "Kids these days..." "Yeah, they got no respect." " Yeah, no respect at all." "Hey, wake up!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Oh sleepyhead!" "Hey Jinno, you should come look at this!" "Wow, check this out!" "Some piece of work." "He won't wake up, Jinno!" "What?" "Whoa!" "Master!" "Master!" "The bandits must have got him." "This is bad!" "Two guys yesterday, and now a kid." "He is not a morning person." "My God!" "He's alive!" "Master!" "Master!" "He's alive!" "Mr. Sleepy." "Don't get up yet." "You've been badly wounded and poisoned." "It will take some time for you to recover." "We discovered you bleeding on the river bank." "I am called Okiku." "You must rest, mighty samurai." "I will take care of you." "Don't be alarmed." "Of course we know you're a samurai." "For who else but a samurai could clutch his sword in a raging river..." "While poisoned, unconscious, and with a broken hand." "Sleep..." "When you awake, I'll have a meal prepared." "Damn, you're one lucky dawg, Afro!" "You look like a mummy." " Cut it out, Otsuru." "Do not worry, young Afro." "In my dojo, we are all wounded orphans." "You are among friends." "Treat him well, my students." "Yes Master!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Strike the ground with yourself." "How can you wield a sword if you can't dig a hole?" "You're mad at the dirt Jinno?" "Your body is all stiff." "Think less." "Relax." "I'll stay calm and constantly flowing." "Like a river." "Cheer up, Afro." "Oh!" "I see we up!" "Think I wasn't gonna find you?" "I just took a little R and R but look at you, boy!" "Oh bright eyed and bushy tailed, fish, flowers, sunshine..." "I see somebody getting their little resort on." "HA HA!" "Hoo, I bet ya that babe will..." "wa-wa-what's her name?" "Okiku!" "Bet she tastes a hell of a lot better than trout!" "Don't think I didn't notice her checking you out?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Don't tell me..." "You ain't noticed?" "This place is bananas!" "Sh*t." "I'm thinking, sh*t, I'm even gonna find me a little hottie to go kick it with..." "Beats and cold, cool massage..." "Get all sweaty..." "If ya know what I mean." "She got a friend, maybe we can do an orgy." "Y'know, huh!" "?" "Huh!" "?" "Awrightawrightawrightawrightawright, alright." "So you ain't the swinging type!" "Alright!" "I still can get my sex on!" "You know gettin' your jimmie waxed might help you recuperate." "All right, all right, you relax." "You wanna do your night solo on the low-low?" "Cool!" "Don't forget, my cellie's off!" "Fresh vegetables!" "Fresh vegetables!" "Not interested kid." "Beat it." "No luck today." "Let's go home, Afro." "So, 'bout Number Two..." "Is it true?" "That's what they say." "Apparently, he's back in town." "Maybe I'll give it a shot." "Whatever." "Like you got what it takes to be the Number Two warrior of the world." "What the f*ck?" "What's this kid doing here?" "Where is the Number Two?" "Who?" "The Number Two headband, tell me who has it." "Er, I don't know what you're talking about." "Tell me where he is." "You little c*ck sucker!" "You think you're a killer, boy?" "Huh?" "I'll show you a killer." "When you fight to kill, finish the job." "Your supper is ready." "What's the matter?" "Thanks for everything." "You're leaving?" "Tomorrow." "Please, keep it for your travels." "Thank you." "Will you not stay with me?" "For just, one more day?" "There'll be a summer festival tomorrow night at the village below." "If it's not too much to ask." "Will you stay and watch the fireworks with me?" "Foolish boy!" "Never speak to me of such things again!" "Games of power or revenge, they lead to nothing!" "Do you really know what it means to be the Number Two?" "It is a life of murder." "We are born men in order to live, not to kill." "You must break the chain." "Only then can we be free of this terrible cycle." "What is this?" "Swampwater." "Just try it." "Will it put hair on my chest?" "Eww. eww!" "Taste like crap!" "Here Afro, you try it." "This boy's the only one with real taste." "Can I have some more?" "Is he for real!" "Afro, you don't have to be polite." "It's like I always say, if heaven could be bottled, it just might taste like my lemonade." "Le.. na.. mode?" "Lemonade..." "Lemonade." "Jinno" " Lemonade." "Otsuru" " Lemonade" "Yes." "Yes." "No, I need more time." "I haven't acquired that data yet." "What I do have has been downloaded onto my cellphone." "Yes." "Yes." "Understood." "Sorry." "Okiku." "Are you there?" "Yes." "What is the matter, disciple Okiku?" "Nothing." "Everything will be taken care of." "Yes, hello, Brother Two here." "Yo yo yo yo yo, Afro." "Can I ask you something?" "I know you cast away your feelings and all..." "But does that mean casting away your manhood too?" "Hoo my massage don't get much better than no girl..." "She's sweet, pretty, knows a first aid, can brawl a mean fish dinner!" "I call that practically marriage material." "Come on now, confess." "You wanna hit that booty." "I just wanna see my boy happy, you know." "Seriously man!" "Now don't you think there's something vaguely familiar about that woman?" "Look." "If you ain't gonna knock them boots, I will." "Go on then." "Care for some?" "It's lemonade." "Do you like it?" "I do." "I'm glad." "Oh, they're beautiful." "This is my favorite time of the year, fireworks and the festivities." "The people coming and going." "Everyone just simply having a good time." "May I ask where you're traveling to, mighty samurai?" "East." "East." "Oh, don't you love the sky, they're my favorite." "It's all because of you!" "Forgive me !" "I've become a ninja of the Empty Seven clan!" "I've been siphoning your memories to copy your sword skills." "But I can't." "I can't do it anymore." "Tell me you're still that same boy from those wonderful times so long ago." "Get out of my way." "Otsuru." "Run Afro!" "Otsuru!" "You f*ckin' whore!" "This is the price you pay for your betrayal." "The data..." "We have obtained the data!" "That's enough, Brother Six!" "We are leaving!" "Damn shame, ain't it?" "Just when you start getting your groove on, sh*t always gotta get killed, burnt down, or whatever!" "Hey, ya know your afro got a little scorched there, homie?" "You listening to me?" "Ha!" "Man, you really are a cold-blooded motherf*cker!" "Hey, how about we keep this little a..." "momento of your lady friend, huh?" "You have the basic skills, but your eyes give you away." "Become unpredictable, strike from your subconscious mind," "Let your moves flow out from your individual essence." "I do not like the looks of that thing." "See that smoke goes'ing out?" "It ain't natural." "What I'm sayin' is, this b*tch, just one thunder from her, she can blow!" "That's the end of your 'fro, bro'!" "Bam!" "By the way, I'm trying to imagine you without a 'fro." "Think you look cute with little braids on." "Wow, hey hey hey hey..." "Hey." "Shut up." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey." "Don't tell me you stupid enough to just waltz through that rear gate, is you?" "'Cuz you know it's a trap, right?" "You ain't that stupid, right?" "Right?" "Right?" "Right." "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey." "Com'on." "You don't believe me!" "Well fine." "Go ahead, die for that stupid Number One headband." "Damn!" "You stubborn man!" "You really ain't gonna let nothin' stop you until you get to the top this mountain and kill Number One, is you?" "Oh, he did, he did- he did cut your dad's head off, I get that..." "I'd be pissed too." "But this road ain't the safe way man!" "I'm more than willing to watch your pighead roll." "This is Brother 2." "The Number Two has crossed Terror Pass." "Excellent." "Continue to monitor his movement." "Dear Brothers." "It seems that our long awaited day has arrived!" "Our prayers like paved stone has led us to the door of the Number One." "But to do this, we must first seize the Number Two by destroying the Afro Samurai." "[Clapping]" "Shall we commence, dear Brothers?" "Brothers!" "Let me introduce our latest weapon." "It possesses a physical strength 20% greater than the current Number Two." "I originally intended to apply this weapon against Number One." "But since we encountered sudden miscalculations..." "We will first use it to defeat the Number Two." "A battle that will surely provide superb entertainment." "There exists a man on this earth with the skills of Number Two?" "Where could you find such a man?" "Not a man, Brother, a thing." "Explain more, Brother 1." "I have accessed our finest scientific resources to build a thing that is more than man." "He is a demon-machine with a special surprise on the inside." "The skills stored deep inside of him was extracted from Afro's dreams by Okiku." "May God rest her troubled soul." "Has the data been tested yet?" "Do you question me, Brother 6?" "Does one question faith?" "Observe and I will make you a believer." "Brethren." "I'm proud to welcome a new disciple into our fold." "Rise to greet our most deadly weapon, Afro-Droid!" "Damn!" "Afro-Droid." "Ain't he lovely?" "It took millions of man-hours, just to build his head..." "This thing ain't nothin'." "Many more technological breakthroughs to manufacture his body." "Can you dig it?" "Yeah!" "Then let's get busy !" "AFRO-DROID VS." "All Assassins" "Winner:" "AFRO-DROID" "What the hell is this?" "OH HELL NO!" "Hey hey Aa Aa, Afro, wa wait, wait!" "This sh*t ain't even natural!" "I say we take the long way home." "We can circle back around!" "You know, so what, we lose a few days?" "Com'on!" "I'll see you then." "Sh*t man !" "He like a f*cking clone and sh*t!" "Com'on man!" "Ok, now my ninja guts telling' me he's a mean one." "So don't go any nearer." "Hey!" "You listening to me?" "AFRO-DROID VS." "AFRO SAMURAI" "Oh my God, oh my God!" "Hey, he's trying to copy you!" "Hold up!" "That is you!" "Wait a minute!" "Wha Wha..." "Which one is you?" "Oh No!" "Which one is you?" "!" "That's you, ain't it?" "You're bleeding, bro!" "Wait a minute!" "Hold up, hold up!" "Prove to me that you're you." "Say something to lemme know it's you." "Shut up." "Oh, it is you!" "Listen, it's over back there, man." "Oh Afro!" "Damn Afro !" "I hate to say this man, but you losing man!" "Bad!" "Hey!" "Maybe we better back off." "Or you gonna lose that headband." "Damn!" "This motherf*cker knows your next move before you make it." "It's like me watching Afro watching Afro fighting' Afro or something!" "What happens when your reflection moves faster than you?" "Something amazing." "That's what happens." "We shall finally see the wrath of hell's fire turn up on itself." "That ain't gonna work either man!" "Don't do it!" "Yo yo yo!" "Stop thinking Afro!" "He's reading your mind!" "Ahhh!" "Help!" "Now Afro-Droid!" "Go in for a kill." "Swordmaster:" "Become unpredictable, strike from your subconscious mind, let your moves flow out from your individual essence." "Even the most masterful opponent will fall from a strike that has no history or reference." "The moves created from your own individual unique essence may surprise even you." "Whoa!" "Attaboy!" "You did it Afro!" "Now, come help me up!" "Hey yo, you forget me, wait up!" "My hand's getting numb!" "This is what we get for relying on Okiku's data." "Damn it, Brother 6!" "This' the kind of sh*t I will not tolerate!" "Where am I?" "Oh, so we made it, huh?" "We made it!" "We made it!" "Yo!" "Afro!" "You tried to ditch me, didn't ya?" "I really thought I was gonna die." "Hey, you still going on?" "Ain't you had enough punishment for one day?" "Afro, you gotta listen to me!" "Man, you don't know what these crazy monks got under their skirt!" "Wait, damn it!" "Don't you ever plan nothing?" "[Asian Greeting]" "Even though you are wounded, expect no mercy from me." "Don't hold back, n*gga !" "This dude's a meanie." "Kick his ass." "Careful man !" "You slip up with this one and you're a dead man!" "Yes!" "Ahhh!" "H-H-He's psycho, man!" "I will leave the rest to you..." "My Brothers." "What?" "No way!" "He's truly a Warrior Legend." "Almost too magnificent to kill." "You won't have your sword back that easily." "You're nothing without a blade." "Brother 5!" "You have been too careless." "Get off, Brother 5!" "Now what the hell is this?" "Do we really gotta keep going?" "I mean, this sh*t you leave behind you is nasty." "Do as you please." "Jesus, you crazy, man." "It's a pity I have to do this, but the Number Two warrior must die." "No matter what it takes." "Uh?" "What the?" "Yo, I know that dude!" "I thought you iced him already." "He's that motherf*cking machine!" "This' some crazy sh*t, man!" "AFRO-DROID v2.0" "He dead yet?" "You dead yet?" "AFRO-DROID v2.0" " Danger, Danger, Danger!" "Hey man!" "Where ya been?" "Stay down, motherf*cker, stay down!" "He ain't dead yet!" "Oh com'on man!" "Now it ain't even fair!" "We gotta come this far just to look down the barrel of that sh*t?" "That felt... good." "I think he blew his load." "Man, I bet all that skill is stored in this little chip." "And such a cute little chip too." "Oh sh*t, man!" "I ain't going!" "Listen man." "That's it for me." "I've seen some sights today ain't no one supposed to see." "So that's it." "I ain't..." "Shut up." "Wow !" "This thing goes any faster, my head's gonna stick in body like a damn turtle." "Youth, completely overrated." "Nothing will stop my mission of obtaining the Number One headband." "Especially not some damn samurai!" "Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder." "What the hell is that supposed to be?" "Long time, no see, Afro Samurai." "Ooooh, watch it!" "He about to bust a two sword move on you." "Oh, watch ya left, man." "No no no no no, watch ya right!" "Why do you not draw out your sword?" "If you want the Number One, you must first defeat me." "You have come to defeat the Number One, haven't you?" "If you wear the Number Two band, then you must fight." "' the hell?" "Perhaps the rumors of the Afro Samurai are not true," "That he cuts all that stand in his path," "That his only movement is forward." "But you just look like an afro headed coward!" "Come to think of it, I can't even take a warrior with such stupid hair seriously!" "Afro!" "What the dealio B'?" "If you gonna run, run!" "If you gonna fight, then damnit, fight!" "Such a fleeting moment in time..." "Nothing remains," "Everything ends!" "One!" "There is no such thing as killing with strength or speed only." "Kill the enemy with one calm, powerful stroke." "Two." "The only form is action." "Striking without thought is the only way to kill the enemy." "Stop!" "Listen." "The point of dueling is to kill your enemy." "Not twisting and turning, demonstrating flowery form." "The only position is no position." "Where you hold your sword depends on your relationship with your opponent on the terrain and the situation." "Act as the sea when the enemy is like the mountain." "Act as the mountain when the enemy is like the sea." "Keep this in mind, all of you." "Yes Master!" "Real attacks are not static or with cooperative opponents." "Stick with the moves you've learned in class and you will die." "Even a glancing blow can unbalance your opponent and cripple his next offensive." "Hey, Jinno." "I have a question." "Why do you use two swords instead of one?" "With two I can be the best, Otsuru." "See, there're lots of reasons." "For example, it's great if you ever have to fight more than one opponent at a time." "You see, with two smaller blades, I can swing faster than a guy with both hands on one big sword." "And I can attack and defend at the same time." "I could even fight if one of my arms got cut off, 'cause I'd still have one left." "It's really the ultimate fighting style." "Hmm?" "Oops, sorry." "Guess I got a little carried away." "I'm... done." "Was your meal yummy Afro?" "Jinno." "You're really serious about sword fighting, aren't you?" "Of course." "I have to protect everyone." "You." "Afro." "All the students here." "When Sword Master is too old to fight," "I'm gonna have to be strong enough to look after this place." "I heard some pip-squeak's been running loose, killing assassins." "That pip-squeak wouldn't happen to be a kid like this one we've got here, would it?" "I think we got a match here, boys." "Eh, pip-squeak?" "Wanna know where I can find the Number Two." "Dunno nuthin' about it." "So what're you gonna do about that?" "'Cause you see, we're on the same path, kid." "Rumors of the Number Two led us to this dump." "And we can't have no kid chasing our prize." "Afro!" "Jinno!" "What have you gotten yourself into?" "Okay, you and I are gonna talk about this later." "But first, I gotta save your dumbass." "You son of a" "Afro!" "Tell me what you know!" "Where's the Number Two?" "Number Two... is quite near..." "Oh, it's you again." "There you go, sonny." "You just can't get enough lemonade, can you?" "Afro." "Forget avenging your father." "Live your own life." "Otsuru cares about you, I care about you." "We're your family now." "Look at that." "So beautiful." "Wow." "Oh man." "Say, you reckon I could be as strong as Master?" "With your skills Sasuke?" "I'd say it'll take at least 50 years." "50 years!" "Whoa!" "Check out that one!" "To get as strong as Master takes time." "His training must've been a 100 times harder than ours." "Man!" "I could be dead in 50 years." "Or even worse than that, old." "Dead." "Man, Sasuke." "Why do you always have to be so dang morbid?" "He is right in a way though." "I mean we can't know for sure if any of us will be around 50 years from now." "Or even, 10 years from now." "So there's no use in worrying about being as good as the Sword Master." "That's why you always have to live and fight like it's your last day or eat like it's your last meal." "Wow." "Cool." "Wow.That is so bright!" "Man, I sure hope my last meal has lots of mushrooms in it." "I want my last meal to be absolutely smothered in chili peppers." "Oh man." "I could go for a chicken cutlet." "Afro, what about you?" "What do you want?" "Afro wants linamode." "Right Afro?" "Otsuru, it's lemonade, not linamode." "That's not a meal Otsuru." "Huh?" "It's ok." "What would you like on your last day?" "I want those!" "Those fireworks are my favorite kind." "Good day, sir." "Well, hello there." "Thank you always for your kind business with us." "Say, that Sword Master of yours..." "Is he alright?" "Huh?" "On the festival evening, I heard that some rogue tried to start up a fight with him." "There are some odd talks around the town." "That some sword dojo master is the owner of the Number Two headband..." "And they say that his students have been brainwashed to be watchdogs." "What?" "Our Sword Master wouldn't!" "Sorry!" "Sorry." "I didn't mean to..." "I mean there are plenty of other Sword Masters everywhere," "So it must be some other man." "Jinno." "Did I wake you?" "You should get some rest." "Master..." "I smell blood." "I was attacked, but that fool lost his life instead." "Sasuke." "Jinno." "Afro." "On this day, we commemorate your graduation." "You are now great warriors." "Use wisely the sword skills you have acquired." "Master." "Yes, Afro?" "There is something I would like to know." "Afro." "Are you really Number Two?" "Afro." "After the midnight, before the Boulè Tree, I will be waiting." "I meant to take the secret to the grave, but I see I have no choice." "Choose, Afro Samurai!" "Forget revenge..." "Or fight me to the death for the Number Two headband!" "But know you well this truth." "If you win, you will know no friend." "No joy." "No love." "Only the murderous violence the Number Two headband incites in the heart of every man who desires the power of the Number One." "Truly, can you handle that burden?" "Afro!" "Master, what's going on?" "Master, please stop!" "Afro, what are you doing?" "Master?" "There he is!" "Quit your wasting your time with that kid!" "Jinno." "Fight us!" "The Number Two headband is mine!" "Master?" "Jinno." "Take everyone and run." "Run and live." "Now you will see what it means to wear the Number Two headband." "Master!" "Master!" "No!" "Fool!" "Stay out of this!" "Master!" "Stay away from me!" "Let's see what you've got." "Playtime's over, kiddies." "Sasuke!" "No!" "Jiro!" "Matasaburo!" "Otsuru!" "Jinno!" "Jinno..." "Afro." "You have chosen your path." "Afro..." "No..." "Don't..." "Why?" "Why did you kill our Master?" "What have you done?" "She's dead, and you..." "You chose revenge over our Master." "Over everyone." "We're your family." "Why?" "For my... true father." "What about us?" "What about us?" "I..." "Treated you as my brother." "I will never forgive you." "Jinno!" "Hey Afro." "Boo." "What you're waiting for?" "You really sure that's the right decision?" "I mean, if you don't wanna wear it, it's okay man." "Don't do it man, seriously." "Don't do it." "Damn, there goes the neighborhood..." "Good." "I'm glad you've lasted this long." "I want you to die slowly." "I want you to burn, bleed, suffer as I have." "Come on!" "What is taking so long?" "Just finish him off!" "I take orders from no one!" "How dare you?" "You will obey my orders and finish the Afro." "You must not fail as the Empty Seven have." "Don't compare me to them." "I don't care about the useless headband." "I just want Afro!" "I want him hurt!" "I want him crippled!" "He'll bleed for all the pain he's caused." "Do what you want, then." "You don't know how long I've waited." "To avenge the deaths of those who loved and trusted you!" "My tears have never stopped falling." "Since that day." "Jinno." "What it is, what it is, What it is!" "Shit, No tears" "Come on Afro, Cheer up!" "I know how you feel, baby." "Lots of your peeps died!" "But, Hey!" "At least You got me now..." "I'll be your road go." "Like I told you" "We might not make it this time baby." "Didn't I say to be careful?" "Come on man, get that damn look off your face." "You know No use of regretting now." "You came to be what you are" "Because you are stuck to your convictions, dog." "So go on and take care of your business wack that motherfucker!" "even if he is your old pal." "You of all the people should understand that." "Don't forget your goal." "If your opponent do a swording," "You've got to do twice as many moves in order to win." "The force of the blow is twice as powerful for the double-handed grip." "Ok, If you say so." "You just don't listen to people, Do you?" "hey, dog." "You're on your own from here." "I guess this is goodbye." "Oh, man, it was the bomb hanging out with you!" "Afro Samurai..." "Yes, what you say may indeed be true." "against any normal foe with two single hand blades, the raw power of your style would be greater." "but I am no ordinary foe!" "I have speed, grace... and power far beyond yours." "Watch as I strike with both hands holding a single blade... and end this game once and for all, Afro Samurai." "See you in hell!" "Wonderful Kuma, you are my greatest creation." "Your anger increased your power beyond that of the Afro Samurai." "Strike now, defeat our hated enemy!" "tear the number 2 warrior limb from limb!" "This is terrible... severe injuries to the neck, and the back of the head and all this deep gouged cuts on the rips, it is quite..." "He's got deep laceration from the blades and badly broken bones from falling off the cliff." "and his limps, with this degree of damage.." "they're useless." "Can we revive his tortured soul?" "I need at least 450 micro mini actuators... a 100 super slim control CPUs... some sensors and fuel cells." "understood, brother." "Why are you granting me this honor?" "because you have the perfect technical expertise.." "and you have no morals." "ah!" "But you are smearing my good name." "My twisted brother, create us a samurai with extreme power." "but I sense his rage, his grief" "Should we not just let him die, brother?" "Quit playing, you fool." "finish off that Afro-headed idiot." "Do you hear me?" "My dearest Teddy bear.." "I sweat with anticipation for your kill?" "Can you smell me?" "What do we have here?" "wait at the main gate of mount Shune." "The Afro Samurai will come to you in time" "You killed our master!" "You killed Sasuke!" "You killed Jiro, Keikichi, They're all dead!" "and little Otsuru!" "You killed her too." "Sasuke." "Jiro." "Master." "Otsuru." "Otsuru." "Now Kuma.." "Now!" "Your life support circuit has been damaged," "You don't have much time left!" "Strike, strike!" "Life has made you a killer." "So kill me or die, there is no going back." "Impossible..." "Never mind... at least injured as you are, you will die in the hands of the number 1." "What took you so long, kid?" "I got tired of waiting, so I was just thinking of calling.." "and leaving you a voice mail.." "I've watched you." "I saw you kill your childhood sword body." "I even chuckled when you shed that imaginary friend of yours." "You've grown into a fine killer." "but you still vulnerable." "Like your daddy, You're soft in the inside." "He couldn't handle all the blood on his hands.." "from the constant headband wars." "He actually wanted to just hide the number 1 band.." "Don't you know that absolute power leads to ultimate peace?" "Power is nothing if you don't use it." "all of chaos, pain.." "It's time for someone to take control." "It's time for a man to use absolute power for the cause of ultimate peace." "It is time for a man to rid the world of conflict." "and allow all men and women.." "young and old to live in tranquility" "It is time for man to become god." "where god has failed." "You think it's a mere coincidence that you don't have a father," "Friend or master?" "All of them were sacrificed" "You stand before me now, for the same reason.." "Destiny designed me to posses all the headbands." "how you get it?" "You gotta have just one, you gotta have more then and only then, will ultimate power be bestowed.." "from a mystery beyond human understanding." "I think your daddy knew," "I think the only reason He accepted my challenge was to prevent me from learning this truth." "Now here, secluded in this holly place," "I will defeat you, and take both headbands in my possession you're here to hand me the number 2 headband, Afro Samurai so that I may rule the world." "I will be god" "Are you ready to die like your pappy?" "This is it, kiddo." "Here's where you go down... finished" "is that it?" "and I thought you loved your pappy..." "I thought all the souls you sent to heavens behind you mattered" "but only now you see, your little anger is just a sea spray of blood in the endless oceans of this world of killing" "It's got no end." "and no beginning." "Just a strong and dead." "only cursed one like you and I can stomach this truth." "but just like your daddy, you could never finish me, Afro Samurai." "I finally got all the headbands..." "I'm finally becoming God!" "Damn!" "Number 1..." "Time passes by..." "Many years later.." "Jino..." "It's been a long time eh, Afro Samurai?" "You will only die again my friend." "Perhaps, or maybe we finally just tie this up" "Alright." "Let's do this." "and so.... the never-ending battle continues..."