"(OPERATIC SINGING ON STEREO)" "(OPERATIC SINGING ON STEREO)" "(DOOR BUZZER)" "(DOOR BUZZER)" "Yes?" "Yes?" "Yes, of course." "Yes, of course." "This is a surprise." "This is a surprise." "How awful." "How awful." "Not at all." "Come on up." "It's the third floor." "Not at all." "Come on up." "It's the third floor." "(BUZZER)" "(BUZZER)" "(OPERATIC SINGING)" "(OPERATIC SINGING)" "You could probably do with a drink." "You could probably do with a drink." "Argh!" "Argh!" "(YELPS)" "(YELPS)" "Sykesy." "Sykesy." "Coffee's on the table." "Ooh, and I meant to tell you." "Coffee's on the table." "Ooh, and I meant to tell you." "I think I might have found a dog minder for Sykes." "Oh." "I think I might have found a dog minder for Sykes." "Oh." "Millie Bullard, sister to the one and only George." "Millie Bullard, sister to the one and only George." "I er...wondered if you would ask him to put in a good word." "I er...wondered if you would ask him to put in a good word." "She's very particular so some serious sucking-up is required." "She's very particular so some serious sucking-up is required." "Message received." "Message received." "(SYKES GRUNTS)" "(SYKES GRUNTS)" "Is Ben back from his course today?" "Yeah, he is." "Is Ben back from his course today?" "Yeah, he is." "The role-playing went down well, apparently." "The role-playing went down well, apparently." "(MOBILE RINGS) See you later." "(MOBILE RINGS) See you later." "Yeah." "Hello." "Yeah." "Hello." "I'll be there right away." "I'll be there right away." "Easy does it." "Easy does it." "She's over there." "She's over there." "Morning, John." "Morning, John." "Kids found her trapped in the weir." "Kids found her trapped in the weir." "Why are you um..." "I was in the station when the call came in." "Why are you um..." "I was in the station when the call came in." "I thought it might have " "I thought it might have " "It's a false alarm." "Thank God for that." "It's a false alarm." "Thank God for that." "Right, let's get her out." "Right, let's get her out." "You thought it might have been?" "You thought it might have been?" "John, I've got a favour to ask." "John, I've got a favour to ask." "Ask away." "Ask away." "I wouldn't bother you normally." "These things happen all the time." "I wouldn't bother you normally." "These things happen all the time." "A young adult goes off, doesn't bother telling her parents what she's doing." "A young adult goes off, doesn't bother telling her parents what she's doing." "Someone you know?" "The daughter of some very old friends of mine." "Someone you know?" "The daughter of some very old friends of mine." "The Olivers." "Jim and Mary." "The Olivers." "Jim and Mary." "Name's Lucy." "Lovely girl." "Name's Lucy." "Lovely girl." "But she's just gone completely off the radar." "But she's just gone completely off the radar." "Have you heard of the Oblong Foundation?" "Have you heard of the Oblong Foundation?" "Oh, the New Age people at Malham Hall." "Oh, the New Age people at Malham Hall." "Yeah." "The Obbies, as the locals call them." "Yeah." "The Obbies, as the locals call them." "Well, Lucy went on one of their induction courses for a week..." "Well, Lucy went on one of their induction courses for a week... ..and stayed five or six months." "..and stayed five or six months." "Regular home calls to her mum and dad twice a week." "Regular home calls to her mum and dad twice a week." "And then she just disappeared." "Not a word for two months now." "And then she just disappeared." "Not a word for two months now." "Jim hired a private detective who was meant to be an expert on cults." "Jim hired a private detective who was meant to be an expert on cults." "But they fell out over money and he's no longer working for them." "But they fell out over money and he's no longer working for them." "They're desperate and I can understand why." "They're desperate and I can understand why." "The spokesperson for the Oblong Foundation" "The spokesperson for the Oblong Foundation claims to have no knowledge of her whereabouts." "claims to have no knowledge of her whereabouts." "I'll check it out." "I appreciate it, John." "I'll check it out." "I appreciate it, John." "And if there's anything I can do..." "And if there's anything I can do..." "What?" "Um..." "What?" "Um..." "It's nothing." "It's nothing." "What?" "What?" "(DOGS BARK)" "(DOGS BARK)" "WOMAN:" "Quiet!" "WOMAN:" "Quiet!" "Morning." "This is John Barnaby." "Morning." "This is John Barnaby." "Miss Bullard." "Pleased to meet you." "Millie." "Where's Sykes?" "Miss Bullard." "Pleased to meet you." "Millie." "Where's Sykes?" "I was introducing you to John Barnaby." "I was introducing you to John Barnaby." "It's pointless if I don't meet the dog." "It's pointless if I don't meet the dog." "(PHONE RINGS AND DOGS BARK)" "(PHONE RINGS AND DOGS BARK)" "Come in, come in." "Quiet!" "Come in, come in." "Quiet!" "Yes?" "Oh, hello." "Yes?" "Oh, hello." "Look, there are plenty of other dog minders about." "Look, there are plenty of other dog minders about." "Nothing has altered since yesterday" "Nothing has altered since yesterday and I don't envisage anything changing for months." "and I don't envisage anything changing for months." "Outside!" "(FRANTIC BARKING)" "Outside!" "(FRANTIC BARKING)" "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "My sister's always been forthright." "My sister's always been forthright." "But she's normally straightforward to deal with." "But she's normally straightforward to deal with." "She hasn't put you out in the garden before?" "She hasn't put you out in the garden before?" "Er, no." "Er, no." "How long have the Oblong people been at Malham Hall?" "How long have the Oblong people been at Malham Hall?" "Getting on for a couple of years." "Getting on for a couple of years." "Ruth Lambert inherited the place from her parents who died in a boating accident." "Ruth Lambert inherited the place from her parents who died in a boating accident." "You may have heard of them." "Property developer and his wife." "You may have heard of them." "Property developer and his wife." "Oh, I remember." "It was a gas explosion, wasn't it?" "Oh, I remember." "It was a gas explosion, wasn't it?" "Yeah." "Ruth was a member of the Oblong Foundation." "Yeah." "Ruth was a member of the Oblong Foundation." "You're not suggesting there's a connection?" "You're not suggesting there's a connection?" "No evidence of foul play." "The coroner was unequivocal." "Accidental death." "No evidence of foul play." "The coroner was unequivocal." "Accidental death." "But it has proved quite convenient for the foundation." "But it has proved quite convenient for the foundation." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "I'll have the file sent over in case there's something." "I'll have the file sent over in case there's something." "I do apologise about all that." "I do apologise about all that." "Come in." "Come in." "I'm afraid George has wasted your time, Mr Barnaby." "I'm afraid George has wasted your time, Mr Barnaby." "I need to see you and Sykes together so if the two of you" "I need to see you and Sykes together so if the two of you could come back tomorrow, say about midday." "No problem." "Ah, perfect." "could come back tomorrow, say about midday." "No problem." "Ah, perfect." "See you tomorrow." "See you tomorrow." "Bye, George." "Bye, George." "My sister." "My sister." "We have no idea where your daughter is." "We have no idea where your daughter is." "I'm sure she'll be in touch." "LAD:" "Where's Lucy?" "Weirdos." "I'm sure she'll be in touch." "LAD:" "Where's Lucy?" "Weirdos." "Where is she?" "Freaks." "Stop that." "Tree huggers." "Stop." "Where is she?" "Freaks." "Stop that." "Tree huggers." "Stop." "It's not helping." "Perhaps you should look to yourselves first." "It's not helping." "Perhaps you should look to yourselves first." "Dominic, I'll handle it." "You cannot force us to leave." "Everybody stop now, please." "Dominic, I'll handle it." "You cannot force us to leave." "Everybody stop now, please." "If you're not on your way within three seconds" "If you're not on your way within three seconds" "I will be doing you for assault." "I will be doing you for assault." "What, with a dangerous egg?" "What, with a dangerous egg?" "Three..." "Three... two... two... (MOUTHS)" "(MOUTHS)" "Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby, Causton CID." "Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby, Causton CID." "Who's in charge?" "Freddie Raft." "Who's in charge?" "Freddie Raft." "Freddie, if you wait inside I'll be with you shortly." "Freddie, if you wait inside I'll be with you shortly." "Mr and Mrs Oliver." "Mr and Mrs Oliver." "We need to talk." "We need to talk." "We've heard nothing." "We've heard nothing." "Neither have any of Lucy's friends." "It's totally out of character." "Neither have any of Lucy's friends." "It's totally out of character." "Do you know if her phone or credit cards have been used?" "Do you know if her phone or credit cards have been used?" "We tried to find out but they say it's all confidential." "We tried to find out but they say it's all confidential." "They refuse to tell us anything." "They refuse to tell us anything." "The press have been in touch, talking about doing a story" "The press have been in touch, talking about doing a story and...using her picture." "and...using her picture." "We're not keen but..." "We're not keen but..." "I don't know what else we can do." "I don't know what else we can do." "They've agreed to no more demos for two weeks." "They've agreed to no more demos for two weeks." "In return I was hoping you might tell me" "In return I was hoping you might tell me about the circumstances of Lucy's disappearance." "about the circumstances of Lucy's disappearance." "Departure." "She hasn't disappeared." "Departure." "She hasn't disappeared." "She didn't tell you where she was going, what she was doing?" "She didn't tell you where she was going, what she was doing?" "No." "No." "But even if she had I'd be unable to tell her parents without her permission." "But even if she had I'd be unable to tell her parents without her permission." "Or you." "Or you." "We take confidentiality very seriously." "We take confidentiality very seriously." "Freddie, I'm telling you, in a friendly way," "Freddie, I'm telling you, in a friendly way, that if you hear from Lucy you will call me." "that if you hear from Lucy you will call me." "I don't need to know where she is just that she's OK." "I don't need to know where she is just that she's OK." "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "And if you need to talk to anyone," "And if you need to talk to anyone, can you do it through me, please?" "can you do it through me, please?" "Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Thank you, yes." "Just lay them out." "Thank you, yes." "Just lay them out." "That's Ruth and Dominic." "That's Ruth and Dominic." "Dominic's our inspirational teacher." "Dominic's our inspirational teacher." "Ruth's the owner of Malham Hall." "Ruth's the owner of Malham Hall." "She's a long-standing member of the foundation." "She's a long-standing member of the foundation." "Thank you." "Thank you." "WOMAN:" "They're pretty harmless as cults go." "WOMAN:" "They're pretty harmless as cults go." "Harmless?" "The Lamberts would be spinning in their graves if they knew what was happening." "Harmless?" "The Lamberts would be spinning in their graves if they knew what was happening." "Mind control, psychological manipulation." "Mind control, psychological manipulation." "And then there's the nudity and the orgies." "And then there's the nudity and the orgies." "And the ritualised flagellations." "And the ritualised flagellations." "Not all bad then, what?" "Not all bad then, what?" "We get the odd absconder down here, desperate for a drink." "We get the odd absconder down here, desperate for a drink." "But the fun police from the hall arrive and round them up." "But the fun police from the hall arrive and round them up." "They've got an uncanny of knowing when they're here." "They've got an uncanny of knowing when they're here." "Lucy Oliver was here the night before she disappeared." "Lucy Oliver was here the night before she disappeared." "Well, that's why the chief inspector's here, isn't it?" "Well, that's why the chief inspector's here, isn't it?" "Lucy Oliver's disappearance." "Lucy Oliver's disappearance." "Did she say where she was going?" "No word about going anywhere." "Did she say where she was going?" "No word about going anywhere." "But that Freddie woman got down here a bit quick" "But that Freddie woman got down here a bit quick and the chat they had was... and the chat they had was..." "..intense." "..intense." "You didn't hear what they were discussing?" "No." "You didn't hear what they were discussing?" "No." "But when Lucy left that was the last we saw of her." "But when Lucy left that was the last we saw of her." "Some have been suspicious of the Obbies from the start." "Some have been suspicious of the Obbies from the start." "The previous owners of Malham Hall died in a boating accident." "The previous owners of Malham Hall died in a boating accident." "Mm." "A few conspiracy theorists still believe that it wasn't an accident." "Mm." "A few conspiracy theorists still believe that it wasn't an accident." "Retired property developer Jeremy Lambert" "Retired property developer Jeremy Lambert and his wife, Carolyn, died last night and his wife, Carolyn, died last night when their classic river cruiser when their classic river cruiser exploded as the result of a gas leak." "exploded as the result of a gas leak." "The couple, who were experienced boaters," "The couple, who were experienced boaters, had spent the evening at a local restaurant had spent the evening at a local restaurant where fellow diners said they had enjoyed a quiet meal together." "where fellow diners said they had enjoyed a quiet meal together." "The National Boat Owner's Association said the accident is a tragic reminder" "The National Boat Owner's Association said the accident is a tragic reminder of the importance of gas safety procedures on pleasure craft, of the importance of gas safety procedures on pleasure craft, particularly older boats with aging equipment." "particularly older boats with aging equipment." "Police have asked for anyone that was in the area" "Police have asked for anyone that was in the area at the time of the incident to con- at the time of the incident to con" "What did you make of the Obbies?" "What did you make of the Obbies?" "We'll be lucky to find out anything at all." "We'll be lucky to find out anything at all." "Shame that her parents fell out with the private detective." "Shame that her parents fell out with the private detective." "He'd done all the hard work." "Establishing a false ID," "He'd done all the hard work." "Establishing a false ID, getting a pass for the induction week." "getting a pass for the induction week." "Afternoon." "Afternoon." "Ooh." "Very Miami Vice." "Ooh." "Very Miami Vice." "Just part of the role-play." "Just part of the role-play." "This is funny." "This is extraordinary." "This is funny." "This is extraordinary." "The name the private detective" "The name the private detective was going to go undercover with was Jones." "was going to go undercover with was Jones." "What age was he?" "What age was he?" "Same age as Ben." "Same age as Ben." "A girl has gone missing from the Oblong Foundation." "A girl has gone missing from the Oblong Foundation." "How about going undercover" "How about going undercover on one of their induction courses?" "on one of their induction courses?" "No, I've got a week off, sir." "I need it." "No, I've got a week off, sir." "I need it." "I just..." "I just popped in to " "I just..." "I just popped in to " "I think this is what is called an amazing opportunity." "I think this is what is called an amazing opportunity." "Intelligence-gathering skills, you see." "The course has not been in vain." "Intelligence-gathering skills, you see." "The course has not been in vain." "And um...it wouldn't do your promotion prospects any harm either." "And um...it wouldn't do your promotion prospects any harm either." "That is undue pressure, sir." "That is undue pressure, sir." "The missing girl is the daughter of some good friends of George's." "The missing girl is the daughter of some good friends of George's." "Seriously, Ben." "Have a look at that." "Seriously, Ben." "Have a look at that." "We're extremely worried about what's happened to her." "We're extremely worried about what's happened to her." "Her disappearance does feel iffy." "Her disappearance does feel iffy." "Yeah." "Yeah." "How does Ben feel about it all?" "Oh, he can handle himself." "How does Ben feel about it all?" "Oh, he can handle himself." "Oh, having said that," "Oh, having said that, playing the part of his undercover identity will be a test." "playing the part of his undercover identity will be a test." "Burnt out media whizz kid from Crouch End. (CHUCKLES)" "Burnt out media whizz kid from Crouch End. (CHUCKLES)" "Anyway, we've got our interview with Millie" "Anyway, we've got our interview with Millie and we'll both have to be on our best behaviour." "and we'll both have to be on our best behaviour." "I've heard that." "Oh, no problem." "I've heard that." "Oh, no problem." "Sykesy will charm her, won't you, boy?" "(BARKS)" "Sykesy will charm her, won't you, boy?" "(BARKS)" "(GROWLS SOFTLY)" "(GROWLS SOFTLY)" "Perfect...imperfection." "Perfect...imperfection." "The grit...in a pure voice..." "The grit...in a pure voice... which gives the song that extra lift of emotion." "which gives the song that extra lift of emotion." "The extra inch on a waistline..." "The extra inch on a waistline... ..that proclaims a joy in sensual pleasure... ..that proclaims a joy in sensual pleasure..." "..and the appetite for it." "Are not these things... ..and the appetite for it." "Are not these things... more beautiful than the purest beauty itself?" "more beautiful than the purest beauty itself?" "And the planet Earth." "And the planet Earth." "Our very home." "Our very home." "But it's not a sphere." "But it's not a sphere." "It is..." "It is..." "Oblong." "Oblong." "Oblong." "Oblong." "A spinning oblong, wobbling and tilting on its axis" "A spinning oblong, wobbling and tilting on its axis in its oblong orbit around the sun." "in its oblong orbit around the sun." "Imperfect fireball." "Imperfect fireball." "A ragged, life-giving globe of flame." "A ragged, life-giving globe of flame." "All imperfections," "All imperfections, granting so many possibilities granting so many possibilities and bringing so much of what is unique and beautiful to life, and bringing so much of what is unique and beautiful to life, to our lives." "to our lives." "And so," "And so, being here this week, being here this week, you are invited... you are invited... to be a part of that cosmic imperfection." "to be a part of that cosmic imperfection." "Hm?" "And to glory in it..." "Hm?" "And to glory in it... ..knowingly." "..knowingly." "(MOBILE RINGTONE)" "(MOBILE RINGTONE)" "Oh." "Oh, sorry." "Oh." "Oh, sorry." "Sorry." "God, how excruciatingly embarrassing." "Sorry." "God, how excruciatingly embarrassing." "Right, there we are." "I've done it." "Sorry." "Right, there we are." "I've done it." "Sorry." "The siren call of new technology." "The siren call of new technology." "Oh, tell me about it." "(SHARPLY) Yes." "Thank you." "Oh, tell me about it." "(SHARPLY) Yes." "Thank you." "So, I think..." "So, I think... ..that this is probably a good time" "..that this is probably a good time to invite you all to make your last phone call of the week to invite you all to make your last phone call of the week and then all mobiles will be handed in." "and then all mobiles will be handed in." "It is one of the few rules that we have here at Malham Hall." "It is one of the few rules that we have here at Malham Hall." "Thank you." "Thank you." "He didn't mention the free love like they did on the website." "He didn't mention the free love like they did on the website." "I hope we're not here under false pretences." "I hope we're not here under false pretences." "Oh, you've made a friend there." "Oh, you've made a friend there." "Blaze Leadbetter." "Blaze Leadbetter." "Cosmo Jones." "Ooh, Cosmo." "I like." "Cosmo Jones." "Ooh, Cosmo." "I like." "That's typical of me, the whole phone thing." "That's typical of me, the whole phone thing." "Persona non grata and we've not even started." "Persona non grata and we've not even started." "It could have happened to anyone." "Thank you." "It could have happened to anyone." "Thank you." "Well, I'd er...better make my call." "Oh, yes, of course." "Sorry." "Well, I'd er...better make my call." "Oh, yes, of course." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Hey, Wolf." "Here, boy." "Excuse me." "Hey, Wolf." "Here, boy." "Do you know, was there once a pontoon here?" "Do you know, was there once a pontoon here?" "There was, yeah." "Partially destroyed when a boat blew up two or three years ago." "There was, yeah." "Partially destroyed when a boat blew up two or three years ago." "And they never rebuilt it." "Must have been quite an explosion." "And they never rebuilt it." "Must have been quite an explosion." "It was a big bang." "It was a big bang." "You were here when it happened?" "Are you a copper?" "You were here when it happened?" "Are you a copper?" "Thought so." "I can spot one at a hundred yards." "Thought so." "I can spot one at a hundred yards." "I can spot a hash plant at twenty." "I can spot a hash plant at twenty." "Hey, Wolf." "Come on." "Wolf." "Come on, boy." "Hey, Wolf." "Come on." "Wolf." "Come on, boy." "I'm not interested in plants but I am interested in what happened on the night of the explosion." "I'm not interested in plants but I am interested in what happened on the night of the explosion." "No-one was interested in what I had to say at the time." "No-one was interested in what I had to say at the time." "Yes, I found a comment in the case notes." "Yes, I found a comment in the case notes." "It said you seemed to be high during pretty much all of your waking hours." "It said you seemed to be high during pretty much all of your waking hours." "Yeah." "It doesn't mean you don't hear things." "Yeah." "It doesn't mean you don't hear things." "I think that was his point." "I think that was his point." "What did you hear, exactly?" "What did you hear, exactly?" "I was down below." "I didn't see anything." "I was down below." "I didn't see anything." "But I heard footsteps on the pontoon." "But I heard footsteps on the pontoon." "(FOOTSTEPS)" "(FOOTSTEPS)" "I thought it was the Lamberts returning at first." "I thought it was the Lamberts returning at first." "They didn't come down to their boat often" "They didn't come down to their boat often but I had seen them earlier that day." "but I had seen them earlier that day." "But then I heard the footsteps going back again" "But then I heard the footsteps going back again so I realised that it couldn't have been them." "so I realised that it couldn't have been them." "What about the explosion?" "I was on deck for that." "What about the explosion?" "I was on deck for that." "(DISTANT LAUGHTER)" "(DISTANT LAUGHTER)" "Ooh." "Ooh." "Enjoyable meal?" "Excellent, thanks." "Enjoyable meal?" "Excellent, thanks." "'Night." "Good night." "'Night." "Good night." "(MOBILE RINGS)" "(MOBILE RINGS)" "Yes?" "'I saw Carolyn answer her phone.'" "Yes?" "'I saw Carolyn answer her phone.'" "Who's this?" "'Just when she got back on board.'" "Who's this?" "'Just when she got back on board.'" "Oh, wait a moment, can you?" "'Then a few moments later just...'" "Oh, wait a moment, can you?" "'Then a few moments later just...'" "It was obvious they were both dead." "It was obvious they were both dead." "(MOBILE RINGS)" "(MOBILE RINGS)" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Jones." "They're not keen on mobile phones." "Jones." "They're not keen on mobile phones." "I'll be hiding mine, handing in the spare," "I'll be hiding mine, handing in the spare, so I'm not sure how easy it's going to be to keep in touch." "so I'm not sure how easy it's going to be to keep in touch." "Well, if you get anything on Lucy Oliver tell me as soon as you can" "Well, if you get anything on Lucy Oliver tell me as soon as you can but don't push it." "Concentrate on fitting in for now." "but don't push it." "Concentrate on fitting in for now." "You never mentioned the inductees have to sleep in a dormitory." "You never mentioned the inductees have to sleep in a dormitory." "Yeah." "Go easy on the free love." "Yeah." "Go easy on the free love." "They're a bit scary, to be honest." "They're a bit scary, to be honest." "England expects, Jones." "Got an interesting..." "England expects, Jones." "Got an interesting... (SOFT CONVERSATION) (RUSTLE OF FOOTSTEPS)" "(SOFT CONVERSATION) (RUSTLE OF FOOTSTEPS)" "Yeah, bye." "Yeah, bye." "I was just looking for somewhere to hide mine." "I was just looking for somewhere to hide mine." "Depriving us of our mobile phones." "It's against our human rights." "Depriving us of our mobile phones." "It's against our human rights." "That is just for emergencies, obviously." "That is just for emergencies, obviously." "Absolutely." "Absolutely." "Do you think mine could share that nice little sleeping bag with yours?" "Do you think mine could share that nice little sleeping bag with yours?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "A friend of mine told me about the course." "It changed her life." "A friend of mine told me about the course." "It changed her life." "But then she's always been a bit out there." "But then she's always been a bit out there." "Yeah, I heard it's pretty awesome." "Yeah, I heard it's pretty awesome." "They're not perfect though." "They're not perfect though." "When she was here a couple of the foundation regulars had a blazing row." "When she was here a couple of the foundation regulars had a blazing row." "Yeah." "One of them walked out, just disappeared one night." "Yeah." "One of them walked out, just disappeared one night." "Very weird." "Right." "Very weird." "Right." "So do you know who was involved?" "So do you know who was involved?" "It was Freddie, I think, the woman who runs it" "It was Freddie, I think, the woman who runs it and the younger one." "What was her name?" "and the younger one." "What was her name?" "I think it was Lucy." "I think it was Lucy." "Nice girl, apparently." "Just upped and left." "Didn't say goodbye." "Nice girl, apparently." "Just upped and left." "Didn't say goodbye." "Is that right?" "Apparently." "Is that right?" "Apparently." "Did your friend say what the row was about?" "Did your friend say what the row was about?" "I've no idea." "She said it was still a good week though" "I've no idea." "She said it was still a good week though but I think I'll take a bit more convincing before I commit to the Oblong way." "but I think I'll take a bit more convincing before I commit to the Oblong way." "Bit of a sceptic." "Best way." "Bit of a sceptic." "Best way." "Listen..." "I er..." "I've got to make one last call." "Listen..." "I er..." "I've got to make one last call." "Then I'll see you up there." "Then I'll see you up there." "(DISTANT CONVERSATION)" "(DISTANT CONVERSATION)" "Oh." "Beautiful here, isn't it?" "Oh." "Beautiful here, isn't it?" "Ohh." "Ohh." "I like to explore new places," "I like to explore new places, get my bearings, know where I am." "get my bearings, know where I am." "Well, we all need to know where we are." "Well, we all need to know where we are." "It's um..." "Cosmo, isn't it?" "It's um..." "Cosmo, isn't it?" "That's right." "Wise words..." "That's right." "Wise words... ..from a wise man, I think." "..from a wise man, I think." "Maybe a bit wasted on an advertiser copywriter." "Maybe a bit wasted on an advertiser copywriter." "Will you walk with us...copywriter?" "Will you walk with us...copywriter?" "Of course." "Of course." "Yeah." "There's a DCI John Barnaby asking to see you, Miss Crane." "Yeah." "There's a DCI John Barnaby asking to see you, Miss Crane." "Mr Barnaby." "To what do I owe the pleasure?" "Mr Barnaby." "To what do I owe the pleasure?" "It's an informal visit." "It's an informal visit." "Oh, dear." "Oh, dear." "That normally means you'll be asking for information I shouldn't really give out." "That normally means you'll be asking for information I shouldn't really give out." "You've seen through me straightaway." "(CHUCKLES)" "You've seen through me straightaway." "(CHUCKLES)" "Well, I suppose the worst I can do is say no." "Well, I suppose the worst I can do is say no." "I'll try my luck then." "I'll try my luck then." "I understand Ruth Lambert is a client of yours" "I understand Ruth Lambert is a client of yours as were her parents when they were alive." "as were her parents when they were alive." "You were executor of their wills." "That's correct." "You were executor of their wills." "That's correct." "There's a missing persons case I'm looking into informally," "There's a missing persons case I'm looking into informally, a Lucy Oliver, and I was hoping to get some background about the Oblong Foundation a Lucy Oliver, and I was hoping to get some background about the Oblong Foundation" "and their set-up at Malham Hall with Ruth." "and their set-up at Malham Hall with Ruth." "As far as I'm concerned everything's above board." "As far as I'm concerned everything's above board." "The foundation is renting Malham Hall" "The foundation is renting Malham Hall on a short-term tenancy agreement from Ruth." "That's it." "on a short-term tenancy agreement from Ruth." "That's it." "Did you know the Lamberts well?" "Did you know the Lamberts well?" "Can I ask what this has to do with Lucy Oliver's disappearance?" "Can I ask what this has to do with Lucy Oliver's disappearance?" "I was going to ask what your feelings were about the boating accident." "I was going to ask what your feelings were about the boating accident." "You think they're connected?" "You think they're connected?" "I'm just trying to get a feel for the general background." "I'm just trying to get a feel for the general background." "General background - ah, I see." "General background - ah, I see." "For what it's worth I was in the 'accident waiting to happen' camp." "For what it's worth I was in the 'accident waiting to happen' camp." "I'd been on the Lambert's boat." "I'd been on the Lambert's boat." "They didn't turn the gas off at the bottle." "They didn't turn the gas off at the bottle." "They didn't even turn it off at the secondary valve." "They didn't even turn it off at the secondary valve." "And with Carolyn smoking..." "And with Carolyn smoking..." "An accident waiting to happen." "An accident waiting to happen." "That's me." "That's me." "There you are." "Thank you." "There you are." "Thank you." "Your mobile will be here on the last afternoon of the course." "Your mobile will be here on the last afternoon of the course." "Ruth." "If you could just sign here." "Ruth." "If you could just sign here." "There's a registered letter for you at the post office." "There's a registered letter for you at the post office." "I offered to sign but the postman insisted on getting your signature." "I offered to sign but the postman insisted on getting your signature." "RUTH:" "I don't like this." "Go sooner rather than later" "RUTH:" "I don't like this." "Go sooner rather than later but take someone with you." "I could go with her." "but take someone with you." "I could go with her." "If the villagers cause trouble I'll give 'em a bit of that." "If the villagers cause trouble I'll give 'em a bit of that." "I think actually it's more diplomacy we're looking for." "I think actually it's more diplomacy we're looking for." "What about Cosmo?" "What about Cosmo?" "Don't you think one of the family rather than an inductee?" "Don't you think one of the family rather than an inductee?" "He'll be fine." "This is the...village post office." "He'll be fine." "This is the...village post office." "Yeah." "If there's any trouble just diffuse it." "Yeah." "If there's any trouble just diffuse it." "And you can do that, copywriter." "And you can do that, copywriter." "I feel the calm in him." "I feel the calm in him." "Oh, no." "They're the ones who were causing the trouble." "Oh, no." "They're the ones who were causing the trouble." "Look who this is." "Look who this is." "Spot the weirdos." "Look, it's the tree huggers." "Spot the weirdos." "Look, it's the tree huggers." "So where's Lucy, eh?" "I'm sorry about this." "Where is she?" "So where's Lucy, eh?" "I'm sorry about this." "Where is she?" "Under the patio?" "What have you done with her?" "Freaks." "Under the patio?" "What have you done with her?" "Freaks." "Don't ignore us." "Don't ignore us." "Ow." "Oi." "Argh." "Ow." "Oi." "Argh." "Are you shy or something?" "Why can't you face us?" "Are you shy or something?" "Why can't you face us?" "Oi." "Go on." "Stop." "Answer the question." "Oi." "Go on." "Stop." "Answer the question." "We wanna know." "Where's Lucy?" "We wanna know." "Where's Lucy?" "Look at the bozo." "Freak." "That's enough." "Look at the bozo." "Freak." "That's enough." "'Ey up." "He's going to let the dog loose on us." "'Ey up." "He's going to let the dog loose on us." "You two again." "Throw another one of those" "You two again." "Throw another one of those and you'll be on a community order picking up litter for the next few years." "and you'll be on a community order picking up litter for the next few years." "Could I have a word, please, sir?" "Could I have a word, please, sir?" "Nice to see you keeping a low profile, Cosmo." "Nice to see you keeping a low profile, Cosmo." "I spoke to someone who confirms Freddie and Lucy fell out." "I spoke to someone who confirms Freddie and Lucy fell out." "Massive row." "The next morning she was gone." "Massive row." "The next morning she was gone." "They asked me to come with Ruth Lambert in case there was trouble." "They asked me to come with Ruth Lambert in case there was trouble." "That's her." "She's picking up a registered letter." "That's her." "She's picking up a registered letter." "Call me." "Oh, my God." "What's happened?" "Call me." "Oh, my God." "What's happened?" "Local village idiots, I'm afraid." "More than our fair share here." "Local village idiots, I'm afraid." "More than our fair share here." "So, you won't be pressing charges then, sir?" "So, you won't be pressing charges then, sir?" "Well, if there's another incident like this then I'll have to re-evaluate." "Well, if there's another incident like this then I'll have to re-evaluate." "Those my tomatoes?" "Those my tomatoes?" "Right, you'll be paying double for that lot." "Right, you'll be paying double for that lot." "I didn't realise you worked here as well." "I didn't realise you worked here as well." "Here during the day, pub evenings and weekends." "That's a long week." "Here during the day, pub evenings and weekends." "That's a long week." "Yes, well, some of us weren't born with a silver spoon in our mouths." "Yes, well, some of us weren't born with a silver spoon in our mouths." "Right, that'll be £10, please." "Yeah?" "I don't think so." "Right, that'll be £10, please." "Yeah?" "I don't think so." "Do you want me to go round and ask your dad for it?" "Do you want me to go round and ask your dad for it?" "It's up to you." "It's up to you." "They're getting so confrontational." "They're getting so confrontational." "Pretty good shots too." "Pretty good shots too." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Mm, Mr Barnaby." "Ah." "And who's this?" "Mm, Mr Barnaby." "Ah." "And who's this?" "This young fella is Sykes." "Oh, hello." "This young fella is Sykes." "Oh, hello." "He's a bit nervous." "He's a bit nervous." "We've got an interview with Millie Bullard in half an hour." "We've got an interview with Millie Bullard in half an hour." "Oh, we know Millie." "Oh, we know Millie." "Many are interviewed." "Few are chosen." "Many are interviewed." "Few are chosen." "Well, I think Sykes might need a bit of fortifying for his ordeal ahead." "Well, I think Sykes might need a bit of fortifying for his ordeal ahead." "Bo's going to have to share her snack this morning." "Bo's going to have to share her snack this morning." "Go on then." "Short rations, Bo." "Go on then." "Short rations, Bo." "Claire." "Yeah?" "Phone." "Claire." "Yeah?" "Phone." "Oh, OK." "Hang on one sec." "Oh, OK." "Hang on one sec." "Well, listen...good luck." "Well, listen...good luck." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Paddy is obviously run off his feet." "Paddy is obviously run off his feet." "You know, the Lamberts used to have lunch here quite a lot." "You know, the Lamberts used to have lunch here quite a lot." "I don't think Claire was very pleased when Paddy barred them." "I don't think Claire was very pleased when Paddy barred them." "It's still very busy here in the evenings." "It's still very busy here in the evenings." "Claire's reputation from her old catering business." "Claire's reputation from her old catering business." "What did the Lamberts do to get barred?" "What did the Lamberts do to get barred?" "He doesn't like the idea of serving anyone, Paddy." "He doesn't like the idea of serving anyone, Paddy." "So, when you've got the Lamberts," "So, when you've got the Lamberts, who thought they owned the place, well... who thought they owned the place, well... ..it was always going to be a rocky road." "..it was always going to be a rocky road." "(FRANTIC BARKING)" "(FRANTIC BARKING)" "MILLIE:" "Quiet!" "MILLIE:" "Quiet!" "Sykesy, could you keep it down just a touch?" "Sykesy, could you keep it down just a touch?" "Mr Barnaby...and Sykes." "Mr Barnaby...and Sykes." "Do come in." "Do come in." "I did love my mum and dad." "I did love my mum and dad." "I just had to get out of that place when I was old enough." "I just had to get out of that place when I was old enough." "Such a huge house with just two or three people in it." "Such a huge house with just two or three people in it." "It seemed so wasteful." "It seemed so wasteful." "Now though, with the foundation, it feels so right." "Now though, with the foundation, it feels so right." "But there are still a lot of memories there for me." "But there are still a lot of memories there for me." "Those kids in the village were..." "Those kids in the village were... going on about a Lucy Oliver...weren't they?" "going on about a Lucy Oliver...weren't they?" "I heard she had a row with Freddie before she went missing." "I heard she had a row with Freddie before she went missing." "That's not true." "They were really good friends." "That's not true." "They were really good friends." "Well, I always take second-hand comments with a pinch of salt." "Well, I always take second-hand comments with a pinch of salt." "Better to trust your instincts, I say." "Better to trust your instincts, I say." "That's what Dominic always says." "The logic of trusting your instincts." "That's what Dominic always says." "The logic of trusting your instincts." "I think Dominic has really taken to you." "I think Dominic has really taken to you." "I think maybe I have as well." "I think maybe I have as well." "A little." "A little." "(BARKING)" "(BARKING)" "He's normally very calm." "He's normally very calm." "A bit excited." "A bit excited." "What have found out about the Oliver girl," "What have found out about the Oliver girl, about her curious disappearance?" "about her curious disappearance?" "Did you know there's a footpath that runs through the Malham Hall estate?" "Did you know there's a footpath that runs through the Malham Hall estate?" "I didn't." "Oh, yes." "I didn't." "Oh, yes." "They've always been relaxed about people walking their dogs there" "They've always been relaxed about people walking their dogs there but just recently they've put up notices... but just recently they've put up notices... asking owners to keep their dogs on a lead." "asking owners to keep their dogs on a lead." "I'll leave you to draw your own conclusion." "I'll leave you to draw your own conclusion." "Leave." "Leave." "(BARKING)" "(BARKING)" "A bit of trouble down in the village, was it?" "A bit of trouble down in the village, was it?" "Ruth said you were magnificent." "Ruth said you were magnificent." "I can't argue with that." "I can't argue with that." "Did you want a shower?" "Oh, yes, all right." "Did you want a shower?" "Oh, yes, all right." "No, no, no, it's OK." "Just finishing." "No, no, no, it's OK." "Just finishing." "Shame." "I happen to know Freddie's going to London tonight." "Shame." "I happen to know Freddie's going to London tonight." "Staying over." "You're very interested in Freddie." "Staying over." "You're very interested in Freddie." "Well, it's our once-only chance to look at her room." "Well, it's our once-only chance to look at her room." "I want to find out a little bit more about the foundation" "I want to find out a little bit more about the foundation before I pledge my undying loyalty." "before I pledge my undying loyalty." "How did it go?" "I'm in here." "How did it go?" "I'm in here." "So...do we have a dog minder?" "So...do we have a dog minder?" "She is prepared to give Sykes a trial." "She is prepared to give Sykes a trial." "Ah." "Ah." "A trial?" "Mm." "A trial?" "Mm." "And she wants to meet the other pack leader." "That's you." "And she wants to meet the other pack leader." "That's you." "What happened?" "What happened?" "It was fine." "It was fine." "She says the only way she can get a handle on Sykes' personality is if she meets us both." "She says the only way she can get a handle on Sykes' personality is if she meets us both." "It went well." "There was no inappropriate behaviour?" "No leg mounting?" "It went well." "There was no inappropriate behaviour?" "No leg mounting?" "None." "And Sykes behaved himself?" "None." "And Sykes behaved himself?" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." "I suppose it'll all be worth it." "I suppose it'll all be worth it." "Dominic will address you." "Dominic will address you." "From the time of the Anglo-Saxon roundhouses," "From the time of the Anglo-Saxon roundhouses, communal sleeping was the norm." "communal sleeping was the norm." "People slept not just with their family..." "People slept not just with their family... but with their tribe." "but with their tribe." "This is the Oblong way" "This is the Oblong way for our inductees." "for our inductees." "But, if people do need their own space..." "But, if people do need their own space... for coitus, for coitus, then love rooms are available in the adjoining corridor." "then love rooms are available in the adjoining corridor." "And can I ask that all inductees" "And can I ask that all inductees observe the protocol of the 'do not disturb' signs?" "observe the protocol of the 'do not disturb' signs?" "So, good night, one and all." "So, good night, one and all." "You're in there, mate." "You're in there, mate." "Wh- (Don't look so worried." "It's not a proposition.)" "Wh- (Don't look so worried." "It's not a proposition.)" "(We just go out, pretend we're going to the love room" "(We just go out, pretend we're going to the love room and then, when the coast is clear, and then, when the coast is clear, nip over to Freddie's.)" "nip over to Freddie's.)" "OK." "OK." "(Take my hand.)" "(Take my hand.)" "We've got to look the part." "We've got to look the part." "Here." "Here." "Hello there." "Hello there." "Room for a little one?" "We're strictly 'do not disturb'." "Room for a little one?" "We're strictly 'do not disturb'." "Oh." "It's not really in the spirit of things." "Oh." "It's not really in the spirit of things." "Sorry, mate." "Sorry, mate." "(ORGASMIC GASPS AND GROANS)" "(ORGASMIC GASPS AND GROANS)" "(GASPS AND GROANS CONTINUE)" "(GASPS AND GROANS CONTINUE)" "(GASPS AND GROANS)" "(GASPS AND GROANS)" "(CREAKING AND THUDDING)" "(CREAKING AND THUDDING)" "(HEAVY THUDDING) It's making me feel a bit funny." "(HEAVY THUDDING) It's making me feel a bit funny." "I think the coast must be clear by now." "I think the coast must be clear by now." "Which way?" "This way." "Which way?" "This way." "Door." "Door." "Look through the drawers." "Look through the drawers." "(PHONE RINGS)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "What if someone comes and answers it?" "What if someone comes and answers it?" "(DISTANT DOOR OPENS) DOMINIC:" "It just be important." "(DISTANT DOOR OPENS) DOMINIC:" "It just be important." "I'll be right back, butterfly." "I'll be right back, butterfly." "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "What's happening?" "What's happening?" "Yes, go on." "Yes, go on." "What did they say?" "What did they say?" "Right." "Right." "OK, I understand that." "OK, I understand that." "They can't prove there's been a murder if they can't produce a body." "They can't prove there's been a murder if they can't produce a body." "Oh, fine." "Oh, fine." "Freddie, I don't think that you should leave your door unlocked." "Freddie, I don't think that you should leave your door unlocked." "Mm." "Mm." "OK, talk soon then." "OK, talk soon then." "Bye." "Bye." "It's locked." "No." "It's locked." "No. (MOBILE BUZZES)" "(MOBILE BUZZES)" "(BUZZING CONTINUES)" "(BUZZING CONTINUES)" "Hello." "Hello." "Hi...matey." "Hi...matey." "I'm in a bit of a sticky situation here." "I'm in a bit of a sticky situation here." "Matey?" "Yeah." "Matey?" "Yeah." "I've got someone with me and we're in a bit of a pickle." "I've got someone with me and we're in a bit of a pickle." "(LOW CONVERSATION)" "(LOW CONVERSATION)" "Doesn't sound promising." "Yeah." "Doesn't sound promising." "Yeah." "We're two storeys up and I don't know how we're going to get out." "We're two storeys up and I don't know how we're going to get out." "OK." "Um..." "OK." "Um..." "This is what we're going to do." "This is what we're going to do." "(PHONE RINGS)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "Hello?" "MAN:" "Privyet iz Moskvy." "Hello?" "MAN:" "Privyet iz Moskvy." "Hello?" "MAN:" "Vasha babushka na telefon." "Hello?" "MAN:" "Vasha babushka na telefon." "MAN:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "MAN:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "About time." "Talk about hogging love room number three." "About time." "Talk about hogging love room number three." "I'm quite sure he'll fit in." "I'm quite sure he'll fit in." "You can pick him up any time up until eight o'clock." "You can pick him up any time up until eight o'clock." "About seven?" "Perfect." "About seven?" "Perfect." "Time to introduce Sykes to his new chums." "Time to introduce Sykes to his new chums." "Say goodbye, Sykes." "Say goodbye, Sykes." "You be good." "There's no alternative at this establishment." "You be good." "There's no alternative at this establishment." "Seven o'clock then." "OK." "Seven o'clock then." "OK." "A magical tree." "A magical tree." "The willow." "The willow." "Now one branch, separated from the mother tree," "Now one branch, separated from the mother tree, will regenerate itself if it's planted in soil... will regenerate itself if it's planted in soil... close to life-giving water." "close to life-giving water." "You, you are all branches of your own family trees." "You, you are all branches of your own family trees." "And we are, all of us, a part of the tree of life." "And we are, all of us, a part of the tree of life." "In the moment, attached to the past and through us..." "In the moment, attached to the past and through us... ..the sap of future growth." "..the sap of future growth." "If our spirits are not free," "If our spirits are not free, we are but wood on the bough." "we are but wood on the bough." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "ALL:" "Be your own tree." "ALL:" "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "(DISTANT) Be your own tree." "(DISTANT) Be your own tree." "(DISTANT) Be your own tree." "(DISTANT) Be your own tree." "Will you just look at them?" "Will you just look at them?" "Huh." "Not even going to work at this time of year." "Huh." "Not even going to work at this time of year." "Symbolic, apparently." "Yeah." "Symbolic, apparently." "Yeah." "Now..." "Now... thrust it home firmly... thrust it home firmly... so that it may thrive and put down roots... so that it may thrive and put down roots... and its body may grow and its limbs reach towards the heavens." "and its body may grow and its limbs reach towards the heavens." "Let the Oblong Foundation..." "Let the Oblong Foundation... be your fertile ground." "be your fertile ground." "Let us provide the nutrients for your growth..." "Let us provide the nutrients for your growth... ..and the full realisation of your potential." "..and the full realisation of your potential." "Wow." "Wow." "I can really feel your spiritual energy." "I can really feel your spiritual energy." "It's so strong." "It's so strong." "Can you feel anything from me?" "Can you feel anything from me?" "Er..." "Er..." "I think that's a yes." "I think that's a yes." "You two, you have a natural bond, I think." "You two, you have a natural bond, I think." "The process has begun." "The process has begun." "Ruth Lambert has asked me to co-operate fully with you..." "Ruth Lambert has asked me to co-operate fully with you... regarding giving you details of her parents' financial situation." "regarding giving you details of her parents' financial situation." "When it comes to the Oblong Foundation" "When it comes to the Oblong Foundation she says there really is nothing to explain." "she says there really is nothing to explain." "Fair enough." "Fair enough." "As executor of the Lamberts' will..." "As executor of the Lamberts' will..." "I discovered that there had been" "I discovered that there had been a number of cash withdrawals over the years from their accounts a number of cash withdrawals over the years from their accounts amounting to hundreds of thousands of pounds." "amounting to hundreds of thousands of pounds." "As the family lawyer, I mentioned the possibility" "As the family lawyer, I mentioned the possibility of accusations of inheritance tax avoidance to Ruth." "of accusations of inheritance tax avoidance to Ruth." "You thought they were evading tax?" "You thought they were evading tax?" "No, it was something that happened," "No, it was something that happened, oh, about 18 months before the accident oh, about 18 months before the accident that I mentioned to Ruth and she thought I should mention to you." "that I mentioned to Ruth and she thought I should mention to you." "Mention away." "Jeremy Lambert was thinking about lending some money" "Mention away." "Jeremy Lambert was thinking about lending some money and he wanted to know the legally binding nature of an IOU." "and he wanted to know the legally binding nature of an IOU." "I said a promissory note would provide the best protection." "I said a promissory note would provide the best protection." "I even offered to draft one for him" "I even offered to draft one for him but he said they were just thinking about it at this stage." "but he said they were just thinking about it at this stage." "One or two months later he said he'd changed his mind." "One or two months later he said he'd changed his mind." "This wasn't mentioned in the case reports." "This wasn't mentioned in the case reports." "Well, it wasn't relevant." "Well, it wasn't relevant." "The explosion was an accident" "The explosion was an accident and our position was that, and our position was that, when there was a significant withdrawal of cash, when there was a significant withdrawal of cash, the money had gone on gambling." "the money had gone on gambling." "That's a lot of flutters." "That's a lot of flutters." "Indeed." "Indeed." "I told Carolyn they'd missed last orders for food one evening and they were upset." "I told Carolyn they'd missed last orders for food one evening and they were upset." "Told us what very special customers they were" "Told us what very special customers they were and how they deserved special service." "and how they deserved special service." "I said if you don't like the service go elsewhere" "I said if you don't like the service go elsewhere cos I don't want you around here." "cos I don't want you around here." "And the pub's all the better for it." "And the pub's all the better for it." "I'm financially secure enough not to have to worry about the custom from people like the Lamberts." "I'm financially secure enough not to have to worry about the custom from people like the Lamberts." "Paddy, is there any chance that you can change the gas bottle?" "Paddy, is there any chance that you can change the gas bottle?" "Oh, hello." "Oh, hello." "Claire's doing a big barbecue at the weekend." "Claire's doing a big barbecue at the weekend." "Likes to be prepared, don't you, my love?" "I don't want to run out." "Likes to be prepared, don't you, my love?" "I don't want to run out." "You want to mind what you say." "You want to mind what you say." "Mr Barnaby's reinvestigating the deaths of the Lamberts." "Mr Barnaby's reinvestigating the deaths of the Lamberts." "Anyone handy with that kind of thing will be on his list of suspects." "Anyone handy with that kind of thing will be on his list of suspects." "I'm not so sure about that." "I'm not so sure about that." "There's a major difference between barbecues," "There's a major difference between barbecues, which are out in the open, and boats - which are out in the open, and boats - enclosed airtight spaces... enclosed airtight spaces... in which leaking gas collects like water in a pond." "in which leaking gas collects like water in a pond." "I think the chief inspector's more likely to be interested" "I think the chief inspector's more likely to be interested in those with a knowledge of leisure craft rather than barbecues, in those with a knowledge of leisure craft rather than barbecues, like you and me." "like you and me." "The difference being I didn't have anything against the Lamberts - unlike some people." "The difference being I didn't have anything against the Lamberts - unlike some people." "Well, the two of us hate boats." "Well, the two of us hate boats." "Avoid them at all costs, don't we, love?" "Avoid them at all costs, don't we, love?" "Yeah, we're not their biggest fans." "Yeah, we're not their biggest fans." "Do you know of anyone locally who may have borrowed money from the Lamberts?" "Do you know of anyone locally who may have borrowed money from the Lamberts?" "Borrowed money?" "I think that's a bit unlikely." "Borrowed money?" "I think that's a bit unlikely." "They were good at spending on themselves but tight when it came to other people." "They were good at spending on themselves but tight when it came to other people." "They owned half the village but I don't recall them buying a round." "They owned half the village but I don't recall them buying a round." "Not bad tippers though." "(MOBILE RINGS) Feudal throwbacks." "Not bad tippers though." "(MOBILE RINGS) Feudal throwbacks." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Jones, how's it going?" "Jones, how's it going?" "When I was trapped in Freddie's room" "When I was trapped in Freddie's room" "I heard Dominic on the phone saying something like," "I heard Dominic on the phone saying something like," "'They can't prove she's been murdered if they don't find a body.'" "'They can't prove she's been murdered if they don't find a body.'" "Did you get the impression there was a body?" "Difficult to say." "Did you get the impression there was a body?" "Difficult to say." "Listen, things are getting a bit..." "Listen, things are getting a bit..." "What's happened?" "What's happened?" "This Ruth girl is getting very trusting and I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with it." "This Ruth girl is getting very trusting and I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with it." "Not going native on me, are you, Jones?" "Not going native on me, are you, Jones?" "She's vulnerable, sir." "She's been telling me about her parents' death" "She's vulnerable, sir." "She's been telling me about her parents' death and how difficult she found coping with it." "and how difficult she found coping with it." "She's put all of their stuff in an outbuilding" "She's put all of their stuff in an outbuilding till she can face sorting it out." "till she can face sorting it out." "Have you seen it?" "No, it's all locked away." "Have you seen it?" "No, it's all locked away." "TANNOY:" "Our network session is due to start in five minutes." "TANNOY:" "Our network session is due to start in five minutes." "Battery's going." "Is Freddie back?" "Battery's going." "Is Freddie back?" "I haven't seen her yet." "Listen..." "I've got to go." "I haven't seen her yet." "Listen..." "I've got to go." "Who were you calling?" "Who were you calling?" "Don't you trust me, Cosmo?" "Don't you trust me, Cosmo?" "TANNOY:" "This is your last call for the social network session starting in five minutes." "TANNOY:" "This is your last call for the social network session starting in five minutes." "So, 8:30 on the 5th." "Table for ten." "So, 8:30 on the 5th." "Table for ten." "Wonderful." "See you then." "Bye." "Wonderful." "See you then." "Bye." "Oh." "Forgot to take a deposit." "Oh." "Forgot to take a deposit." "Well, I'm sure they'll turn up." "Well, I'm sure they'll turn up." "We're not booked up anyway so it doesn't matter." "We're not booked up anyway so it doesn't matter." "Are you all right?" "Are you all right?" "Oh, yes, I'm fine." "Absolutely fine." "Oh, yes, I'm fine." "Absolutely fine." "You don't think mentioning about boats" "You don't think mentioning about boats and how we didn't..." "like them... and how we didn't..." "like them..." "You don't think that sounded a little defensive?" "You don't think that sounded a little defensive?" "Paddy, it was an accident." "Paddy, it was an accident." "That DCI doesn't seem to think so." "Everyone knows I didn't get on with the Lamberts." "That DCI doesn't seem to think so." "Everyone knows I didn't get on with the Lamberts." "You and several dozen other people." "You and several dozen other people." "So what?" "So what?" "You're right." "You're right." "TANNOY:" "Embrace your fellow students" "TANNOY:" "Embrace your fellow students and gain strength from their imperfection." "and gain strength from their imperfection." "Keep an eye on him." "Keep an eye on him." "TANNOY:" "But each spirit will be free" "TANNOY:" "But each spirit will be free so we must move on to a new cluster." "so we must move on to a new cluster." "We will honour and respect the real you." "We will honour and respect the real you." "Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby, Causton CID." "Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby, Causton CID." "I need to speak to Ruth Lambert." "I need to speak to Ruth Lambert." "Actually, Freddie deals with all our enquiries" "Actually, Freddie deals with all our enquiries and she's not here at the moment." "Isn't it up to Ruth?" "and she's not here at the moment." "Isn't it up to Ruth?" "Isn't personal responsibility what the Oblong Foundation is all about?" "Isn't personal responsibility what the Oblong Foundation is all about?" "TANNOY:" "Gain strength and move on." "TANNOY:" "Gain strength and move on." "If you don't want to speak to the police without Freddie here that's your prerogative." "If you don't want to speak to the police without Freddie here that's your prerogative." "I would like someone present." "I would like someone present." "Would you mind?" "Would you mind?" "No problem." "TANNOY:" "Our spirit is refreshed" "No problem." "TANNOY:" "Our spirit is refreshed as we embrace our imperfection." "as we embrace our imperfection." "Has my solicitor been helpful?" "Has my solicitor been helpful?" "She said you were looking into the deaths of my parents again." "She said you were looking into the deaths of my parents again." "She has and we appreciate your co-operation." "She has and we appreciate your co-operation." "I was never really sure about the coroner's verdict." "I was never really sure about the coroner's verdict." "I'd never have got through it without the foundation." "Dominic and Freddie were fantastic." "I'd never have got through it without the foundation." "Dominic and Freddie were fantastic." "Well, there's a lot to sort out." "Well, there's a lot to sort out." "Practical stuff as much as anything." "I couldn't do any of that." "Practical stuff as much as anything." "I couldn't do any of that." "I put Mum and Dad's stuff in one of old outbuildings." "I put Mum and Dad's stuff in one of old outbuildings." "Is that right?" "Is that right?" "Do you think I could..." "Do you think I could... have a look at your parents' things?" "have a look at your parents' things?" "Are their personal papers here?" "Are their personal papers here?" "Some." "All the financial stuff went to the solicitor." "Some." "All the financial stuff went to the solicitor." "She was trying to cut down but there were certain things she couldn't do without a cigarette." "She was trying to cut down but there were certain things she couldn't do without a cigarette." "Having a drink and socialising were the toughest." "Having a drink and socialising were the toughest." "And the telephone." "She couldn't have a phone conversation without lighting up." "And the telephone." "She couldn't have a phone conversation without lighting up." "Couldn't do it." "Couldn't do it." "Do you um..." "Do you um... do you have your mother's old mobile phone number?" "do you have your mother's old mobile phone number?" "I'll just be a couple of minutes." "I'll just be a couple of minutes." "Mother's mobile phone number?" "Call me." "Mother's mobile phone number?" "Call me." "I can't." "My battery's gone dead." "I can't." "My battery's gone dead." "All right." "Meet on footpath by the river tomorrow morning at seven." "Sir." "All right." "Meet on footpath by the river tomorrow morning at seven." "Sir." "I just need a phone number from Ruth and then I'm done." "I just need a phone number from Ruth and then I'm done." "Thank you for your co-operation." "Thank you for your co-operation." "I'm really beginning to get the vibe now." "I'm really beginning to get the vibe now." "That last session was bang on." "That last session was bang on." "Respect the real you," "Respect the real you, respect the real other." "respect the real other." "Hang on." "Totty alert." "Three o'clock." "Hang on." "Totty alert." "Three o'clock." "Oh, hi." "Hi." "Oh, hi." "Hi." "I was thinking..." "I'm not quite ready for the day to end..." "I was thinking..." "I'm not quite ready for the day to end... and I was wondering if you'd like to spend some time with me." "and I was wondering if you'd like to spend some time with me." "Nice outfit." "So why all the interest in the parents' stuff?" "Nice outfit." "So why all the interest in the parents' stuff?" "Do you think they were murdered?" "Not sure." "Do you think they were murdered?" "Not sure." "But I can see a way it could have been done now." "But I can see a way it could have been done now." "If whoever it was knew about Carolyn's smoking habits " "If whoever it was knew about Carolyn's smoking habits " "Oh." "Sykes, here." "Sykesy." "Oh." "Sykes, here." "Sykesy." "Day two with his minder." "He'll be looking like a mud rat." "Sykes!" "Day two with his minder." "He'll be looking like a mud rat." "Sykes!" "A smoking habit?" "A smoking habit?" "Whoever it was could have gone on to the Lamberts' boat," "Whoever it was could have gone on to the Lamberts' boat, loosened the gas tube to the cooker loosened the gas tube to the cooker and made sure that the gas was turned on at the bottle then waited." "and made sure that the gas was turned on at the bottle then waited." "All they had to do was phone Carolyn's mobile" "All they had to do was phone Carolyn's mobile as she got on board knowing that she wouldn't be able to talk... as she got on board knowing that she wouldn't be able to talk... without lighting up." "Boom." "without lighting up." "Boom." "It would explain why they never found any kind of remote detonator." "It would explain why they never found any kind of remote detonator." "The near-perfect crime." "The near-perfect crime." "But the person with the biggest motive would be your new girlfriend." "But the person with the biggest motive would be your new girlfriend." "(GROANS)" "(GROANS)" "She propositioned me last night." "Oh." "She propositioned me last night." "Oh." "Oh, I didn't do anything but...it's doing my head in." "Oh, I didn't do anything but...it's doing my head in." "She is unlikely to be the murderer." "She is unlikely to be the murderer." "She put us on to her mum's compulsive 'lighting up on the phone' habit." "She put us on to her mum's compulsive 'lighting up on the phone' habit." "Perhaps Lucy discovered something about the death of the Lamberts" "Perhaps Lucy discovered something about the death of the Lamberts and that's why she disappeared." "and that's why she disappeared." "I don't think there's anything more to find out about Lucy, sir." "I don't think there's anything more to find out about Lucy, sir." "What I overheard Dominic saying doesn't mean they killed her." "What I overheard Dominic saying doesn't mean they killed her." "They're worried other people will blame them." "They're worried other people will blame them." "It doesn't mean there's a body." "It doesn't mean there's a body." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I think perhaps you should stay..." "I think perhaps you should stay... at least until I've had this identified." "at least until I've had this identified." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you doing?" "How are you doing?" "A bit hurt, to be honest." "A bit wounded in the pride department." "A bit hurt, to be honest." "A bit wounded in the pride department." "But I had really good dreams last night though." "Did you have good dreams?" "But I had really good dreams last night though." "Did you have good dreams?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know, the fact you asked us to wait last night," "You know, the fact you asked us to wait last night, well, it just makes me all the more sure about you." "well, it just makes me all the more sure about you." "I won't take no for an answer tonight though." "I won't take no for an answer tonight though." "(I think you've pulled.)" "(I think you've pulled.)" "Hi, Blaze." "Are you in a good place today?" "Hi, Blaze." "Are you in a good place today?" "Oh, yeah." "Uber, uber good." "Oh, yeah." "Uber, uber good." "It's basically a forum," "It's basically a forum, an opportunity for people to feed back their experience of the week." "an opportunity for people to feed back their experience of the week." "Ah, just in time for roll call." "Ah, just in time for roll call." "You'll have to take it yourself." "Why, what's happened?" "You'll have to take it yourself." "Why, what's happened?" "I'll join you in a minute." "Freddie." "I'll join you in a minute." "Freddie." "We'll be unmasking an imposter." "We'll be unmasking an imposter." "We all like to make the most of ourselves." "We all like to make the most of ourselves." "The well-cut suit that flatters the figure of a gentleman." "The well-cut suit that flatters the figure of a gentleman." "And ladies who enjoy the benefits" "And ladies who enjoy the benefits that a good lift-and-separate bra has to offer." "that a good lift-and-separate bra has to offer." "But, for me, I finally decided" "But, for me, I finally decided" "I'm more Bruce Willis" "I'm more Bruce Willis than Arthur Scargill." "than Arthur Scargill." "I'm finally being my own me." "I'm finally being my own me." "Being my own tree." "Being my own tree." "ALL CHANT:" "Be your own tree." "ALL CHANT:" "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Be your own tree." "Now, not everyone here is..." "Now, not everyone here is... being as honest about who they are." "being as honest about who they are." "We have an imposter in our midst." "We have an imposter in our midst." "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "Yeah, Freddie has been in London trying to persuade a certain tabloid newspaper" "Yeah, Freddie has been in London trying to persuade a certain tabloid newspaper not to put out... not to put out... a very negative story about us." "a very negative story about us." "And she has discovered that one of you..." "And she has discovered that one of you... ..is not who you say you are." "..is not who you say you are." "But before Freddie returns" "But before Freddie returns to reveal which one of you is a tabloid journalist, to reveal which one of you is a tabloid journalist," "you have a brief opportunity... you have a brief opportunity... to be honest with us." "to be honest with us." "(MUTTERING)" "(MUTTERING)" "What?" "What?" "Blaze..." "Blaze... ..are you researching this story for a national newspaper?" "..are you researching this story for a national newspaper?" "I've been trying to discover the truth" "I've been trying to discover the truth about what happened to Lucy Oliver." "about what happened to Lucy Oliver." "Do you have a problem with that?" "Traitor." "Do you have a problem with that?" "Traitor." "Yeah?" "Yeah, well, I'm not the only imposter here." "Yeah?" "Yeah, well, I'm not the only imposter here." "Because there's a private detective in our midst," "Because there's a private detective in our midst, investigating her disappearance as well." "investigating her disappearance as well." "Yeah." "And he is right here." "Yeah." "And he is right here." "Yeah, because the Olivers told me." "Traitor." "Yeah, because the Olivers told me." "Traitor." "(HUBBUB)" "(HUBBUB)" "Just..." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Just..." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Lucy?" "Lucy?" "Freddie's dead." "Freddie's dead." "It's OK, it's OK." "Traitor." "Shame on you." "It's OK, it's OK." "Traitor." "Shame on you." "Please, stay where you are." "Back off." "Please, stay where you are." "Back off." "I'm a police officer." "Please." "I'm a police officer." "Please." "Lucy, it's OK." "Come on." "Come with me." "It's OK." "It's OK." "Lucy, it's OK." "Come on." "Come with me." "It's OK." "It's OK." "Dominic." "Dominic." "Is she dead?" "Is she dead?" "She is." "She is." "I was staying with a friend in London getting my head together." "I was staying with a friend in London getting my head together." "Freddie kept sending me these emails." "Freddie kept sending me these emails." "I didn't reply to any." "I didn't reply to any." "What were the emails about?" "She wanted me to get in touch with my mum and dad." "What were the emails about?" "She wanted me to get in touch with my mum and dad." "Talking about some tabloid story" "Talking about some tabloid story that was going to be published suggesting that I was dead that was going to be published suggesting that I was dead and how the foundation had something to do with it." "and how the foundation had something to do with it." "Why didn't you get in touch with your parents?" "I don't know." "Why didn't you get in touch with your parents?" "I don't know." "It's just..." "(DISTANCE CAR ENGINE)" "It's just..." "(DISTANCE CAR ENGINE)" "Lucy, you had a row with Freddie the night before you left." "Is that right?" "Lucy, you had a row with Freddie the night before you left." "Is that right?" "What was it that caused the row?" "What was it that caused the row?" "You know that Freddie and I were having a physical relationship?" "You know that Freddie and I were having a physical relationship?" "Go on." "Go on." "One evening I let myself into Freddie's room to surprise her..." "One evening I let myself into Freddie's room to surprise her... ..and I found her... ..and I found her..." "..counting money on the bed... ..counting money on the bed..." "..loads of it, with the safe open behind her." "..loads of it, with the safe open behind her." "What's this?" "What's this?" "You should have knocked." "You should have knocked." "You said it was a non-profit-making organisation." "You said it was a non-profit-making organisation." "I thought that any profits you made went to charity." "I thought that any profits you made went to charity." "They do." "Some of them." "They do." "Some of them." "Obviously we have to consider" "Obviously we have to consider our own financial security." "our own financial security." "This is a bit more than financial security." "This is a bit more than financial security." "That's thousands and thousands of pounds." "That's thousands and thousands of pounds." "Don't be naive, Lucy, darling." "Don't be naive, Lucy, darling." "I couldn't believe it." "I couldn't believe it." "You mentioned a safe." "You mentioned a safe." "It was right there." "It was right there." "Sir." "Sir." "Do you have any idea who might know the combination?" "Do you have any idea who might know the combination?" "Oh, sorry." "Oh, sorry." "OK." "OK." "Your parents would like to see you." "I'll take her down." "Your parents would like to see you." "I'll take her down." "Good to see you, Lucy." "Good to see you, Lucy." "Thanks." "And you." "Thanks." "And you." "Possible financial motive, do you think?" "Possible financial motive, do you think?" "Any surprises?" "Time of death minutes before the body was discovered." "Any surprises?" "Time of death minutes before the body was discovered." "Quarter of an hour max." "Which would give everyone in the barn an alibi." "Quarter of an hour max." "Which would give everyone in the barn an alibi." "What about Lucy?" "Oh, she had nothing to do with it, I'm 99% certain." "What about Lucy?" "Oh, she had nothing to do with it, I'm 99% certain." "Do you still want me to analyse the bones you found?" "Do you still want me to analyse the bones you found?" "Did you happen to notice whether they were human?" "Did you happen to notice whether they were human?" "Spare rib of pork." "Picnic barbecue I should think." "Spare rib of pork." "Picnic barbecue I should think." "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Don't you dare tell me you were just doing your job." "Don't you dare tell me you were just doing your job." "Ben...can you leave this to me, please?" "Ben...can you leave this to me, please?" "You had an undercover police officer here." "What was he doing?" "You had an undercover police officer here." "What was he doing?" "You know we were concerned about Lucy's disappearance." "You know we were concerned about Lucy's disappearance." "And you were so right about that, weren't you?" "And you were so right about that, weren't you?" "I need to ask if either of you know the combination to the safe in Freddie's bedroom." "I need to ask if either of you know the combination to the safe in Freddie's bedroom." "The safe?" "It was robbery?" "The safe?" "It was robbery?" "We don't know." "Opening the safe could tell us." "We don't know." "Opening the safe could tell us." "I have no idea." "Freddie dealt with all that." "I have no idea." "Freddie dealt with all that." "I didn't even know the safe existed until Freddie found it." "I didn't even know the safe existed until Freddie found it." "Freddie definitely knew the combination" "Freddie definitely knew the combination because Lucy saw her with the safe open." "because Lucy saw her with the safe open." "I know she worked it out." "She showed me what was inside." "I know she worked it out." "She showed me what was inside." "Would you mind if I spoke to Ruth privately?" "Would you mind if I spoke to Ruth privately?" "What was in the safe?" "Quite a lot of money" "What was in the safe?" "Quite a lot of money and gold sovereigns and documents." "and gold sovereigns and documents." "What documents?" "I asked Freddie to deal with them." "What documents?" "I asked Freddie to deal with them." "I couldn't face it and Freddie was good at all that financial stuff." "I couldn't face it and Freddie was good at all that financial stuff." "It would have been useful if you'd mentioned the safe when we spoke before." "It would have been useful if you'd mentioned the safe when we spoke before." "None of the contents were included in the estate so I..." "None of the contents were included in the estate so I..." "I thought it best not to." "I thought it best not to." "Did Freddie tell you how she managed to open it?" "Did Freddie tell you how she managed to open it?" "I gave her all our birth dates." "She thought they'd be worth trying" "I gave her all our birth dates." "She thought they'd be worth trying because they used mine for the burglar alarm." "because they used mine for the burglar alarm." "But she didn't crack it straight away." "But she didn't crack it straight away." "She asked me about other numbers they might have used." "She asked me about other numbers they might have used." "It took her a couple of days." "It took her a couple of days." "Could you do something for me?" "Could you do something for me?" "Could you write down the birth dates for yourself and your parents" "Could you write down the birth dates for yourself and your parents and any other numbers you might have given to Freddie." "and any other numbers you might have given to Freddie." "Any car registration numbers, phone numbers." "Any car registration numbers, phone numbers." "It was a while ago." "It was a while ago." "This may well help us identify Freddie's murderer." "This may well help us identify Freddie's murderer." "And if your parents were murdered as well, which I think they were," "And if your parents were murdered as well, which I think they were, it'll be their murderer too." "it'll be their murderer too." "One last thing." "I understand you received a registered letter recently." "Who was it from?" "One last thing." "I understand you received a registered letter recently." "Who was it from?" "It was from Mr Oliver." "It was from Mr Oliver." "He was asking if I knew anything about Lucy, where she was." "He was asking if I knew anything about Lucy, where she was." "I didn't." "I didn't." "(KNOCK AT DOOR)" "(KNOCK AT DOOR)" "Sorry to interrupt, sir." "Sorry to interrupt, sir." "You were really good, you know that?" "You were really good, you know that?" "You totally took me in." "You totally took me in." "I don't think Detective Sergeant Jones took advantage of you" "I don't think Detective Sergeant Jones took advantage of you as much as he might have done." "as much as he might have done." "I know that because he told me how uncomfortable he was with the situation." "I know that because he told me how uncomfortable he was with the situation." "Can I go now, please?" "You can go." "Can I go now, please?" "You can go." "Mr Oliver would like to take Lucy home now." "Mr Oliver would like to take Lucy home now." "She needs a change of clothing." "Just keep us informed" "She needs a change of clothing." "Just keep us informed if she wants to go anywhere." "if she wants to go anywhere." "Er...thank you." "Er...thank you." "What did Ruth say, sir?" "What did Ruth say, sir?" "She confirms Lucy's story." "She confirms Lucy's story." "The safe was full of money and gold coins." "The safe was full of money and gold coins." "All part of the inheritance tax avoidance." "All part of the inheritance tax avoidance." "But I also think it's possible" "But I also think it's possible that the identity of our murderer is in there as well." "that the identity of our murderer is in there as well." "How's that, sir?" "I think the Lamberts lent money to somebody." "How's that, sir?" "I think the Lamberts lent money to somebody." "Avoiding paying them back could have been the motive for their murders." "Avoiding paying them back could have been the motive for their murders." "If the IOU was in the safe and Freddie found it" "If the IOU was in the safe and Freddie found it it could be why she was murdered too." "it could be why she was murdered too." "The question is whether it has now been removed." "The question is whether it has now been removed." "Do we know what the loan was for?" "No, just that it was kept very secret for some reason." "Do we know what the loan was for?" "No, just that it was kept very secret for some reason." "Lucy." "Lucy." "Trust the real you." "Trust the real you." "(FRUSTRATED GROAN)" "(FRUSTRATED GROAN)" "We could try them all backwards." "We could try them all backwards." "I don't understand why Ruth didn't know anything about the safe and combination." "I don't understand why Ruth didn't know anything about the safe and combination." "You think she's lying?" "No, I don't but..." "You think she's lying?" "No, I don't but..." "Could there have been a clue in the will, perhaps?" "Could there have been a clue in the will, perhaps?" "I wonder if Ruth would have a copy." "I wonder if Ruth would have a copy." "We could ask her." "We could ask her." "All right, give it a try." "All right, give it a try." "Me." "Me." "If you're worried I could have a go." "If you're worried I could have a go." "No, no, no." "It's...fine." "No, no, no." "It's...fine." "I'm sure it's here somewhere." "I'm sure it's here somewhere." "I'm sorry about Freddie." "We had no idea it was going to happen." "I'm sorry about Freddie." "We had no idea it was going to happen." "Sad that we met the way we did." "Sad that we met the way we did." "For a while I thought it might have been the...real thing." "For a while I thought it might have been the...real thing." "Ah." "Ah." "I suppose once I give you this you'll have got all you need from me" "I suppose once I give you this you'll have got all you need from me and we'll be able to go our separate ways." "Ruth, Ruth." "and we'll be able to go our separate ways." "Ruth, Ruth." "I'm sorry we met the way we did as well." "I'm sorry we met the way we did as well." "Broken." "Can't be mended." "Broken." "Can't be mended." "Shame but there we are." "Shame but there we are." "Sir." "Sir, I think we've got something." "Sir." "Sir, I think we've got something." "Freddie asked to see the will and it looks like there is a clue in it." "Freddie asked to see the will and it looks like there is a clue in it." "Tell me." "My parents weren't at all religious" "Tell me." "My parents weren't at all religious but they included a line in the will which I thought was odd when I read it." "but they included a line in the will which I thought was odd when I read it." "We leave our daughter wealthy in material terms but want to remind her" "We leave our daughter wealthy in material terms but want to remind her that she'll be safe with the gift she received when she first entered the church." "that she'll be safe with the gift she received when she first entered the church." "Baptism." "Do you remember the date?" "Baptism." "Do you remember the date?" "A question Freddie asked." "My parents always made a point of telling me" "A question Freddie asked." "My parents always made a point of telling me that I was baptised one month to the day after I was born." "that I was baptised one month to the day after I was born." "The fifth..." "The fifth... of the sixth... of the sixth... '81." "'81." "Apparently Lucy's not a suspect" "Apparently Lucy's not a suspect despite being covered in the poor woman's blood." "despite being covered in the poor woman's blood." "Putting her parents through hell." "Two months, was it?" "Putting her parents through hell." "Two months, was it?" "I think it's because they're not able to come to terms with her sexuality." "I think it's because they're not able to come to terms with her sexuality." "Punishing them." "Or because they were right about the Obbies." "Punishing them." "Or because they were right about the Obbies." "A parent can do almost nothing worse" "A parent can do almost nothing worse than be right in circumstances like that, uh?" "Mm." "than be right in circumstances like that, uh?" "Mm." "A template for some kind of confidentiality agreement" "A template for some kind of confidentiality agreement and a tenancy agreement for Malham Hall and a tenancy agreement for Malham Hall but no promissory note." "but no promissory note." "If someone got into the safe, would they just take the promissory note," "If someone got into the safe, would they just take the promissory note, not the cash and the gold sovereigns?" "not the cash and the gold sovereigns?" "It does seem unlikely." "In which case, if there's no promissory note here" "It does seem unlikely." "In which case, if there's no promissory note here there's no evidence there ever was one there's no evidence there ever was one so we are back to square one." "so we are back to square one." "Standard form." "Standard form." "Downloaded, just as you might download" "Downloaded, just as you might download a standard template for a promissory note... a standard template for a promissory note... if you didn't want to involve your solicitor." "if you didn't want to involve your solicitor." "Did your parents have a computer?" "Did your parents have a computer?" "You think someone murdered my parents to get out of paying a loan back?" "You think someone murdered my parents to get out of paying a loan back?" "I'm wondering whether Freddie found the paperwork in the safe." "I'm wondering whether Freddie found the paperwork in the safe." "Perhaps she didn't mention it to you" "Perhaps she didn't mention it to you because she decided she could use it in some way herself." "because she decided she could use it in some way herself." "She'd have told me if she found evidence that someone had murdered my parents." "She'd have told me if she found evidence that someone had murdered my parents." "At the time, 18 months ago," "At the time, 18 months ago, everyone thought your parents death had been an accident everyone thought your parents death had been an accident but that changed when it became public knowledge but that changed when it became public knowledge" "that I was re-examining the case." "that I was re-examining the case." "Then the person with the forgotten debt" "Then the person with the forgotten debt would no longer just look lucky." "would no longer just look lucky." "They'd suddenly have a big motive..." "for killing your parents." "They'd suddenly have a big motive..." "for killing your parents." "Freddie would have been the only one who knew about it." "Freddie would have been the only one who knew about it." "OK, try searching for..." "OK, try searching for... promissory or IOU." "promissory or IOU." "Two files." "Two files." "Try the more recent." "Try the more recent." "Would an unsigned computer document be valid in court, sir?" "Would an unsigned computer document be valid in court, sir?" "The witness's name is there for a reason." "Try his number." "The witness's name is there for a reason." "Try his number." "If he confirms the veracity of the document it'll be admissible." "If he confirms the veracity of the document it'll be admissible." "Thank you, Ruth." "We'll be in touch." "Thank you, Ruth." "We'll be in touch." "Detective Sergeant Jones, Causton CID." "Detective Sergeant Jones, Causton CID." "I'd like to speak a Mr Max Fuller, please." "I'd like to speak a Mr Max Fuller, please." "I see." "Can you tell me what the circumstances were?" "I see." "Can you tell me what the circumstances were?" "The date." "Get the date." "Do you know what date it was when this happened?" "The date." "Get the date." "Do you know what date it was when this happened?" "OK, thank you." "I'll call you back." "OK, thank you." "I'll call you back." "He was stabbed to death at his flat." "He was stabbed to death at his flat." "Sounds like an aggravated burglary." "Sounds like an aggravated burglary." "It was the night of the boating accident." "It was the night of the boating accident." "And the killer was never apprehended." "And the killer was never apprehended." "No." "I think it's time they were." "No." "I think it's time they were." "(BUZZES)" "(BUZZES)" "What have Claire's old invoices got to do with anything?" "What have Claire's old invoices got to do with anything?" "A catering job that Claire did for the Lamberts" "A catering job that Claire did for the Lamberts three-and-a-bit years ago on their boat." "three-and-a-bit years ago on their boat." "She could have learned enough about the gas system to make an explosion." "She could have learned enough about the gas system to make an explosion." "Don't be ridiculous." "Claire?" "Don't be ridiculous." "Claire?" "(DISTANT CONVERSATION)" "(DISTANT CONVERSATION)" "..which is how, 18 months later," "..which is how, 18 months later, she got into the boat so easily to access the gas system." "she got into the boat so easily to access the gas system." "You weren't entirely truthful when you said you were financially secure." "You weren't entirely truthful when you said you were financially secure." "You had no money to speak of when you met Claire." "You had no money to speak of when you met Claire." "She produced the money for the pub and it was borrowed from the Lamberts." "She produced the money for the pub and it was borrowed from the Lamberts." "And when you barred the Lamberts from the pub they wanted their money back." "And when you barred the Lamberts from the pub they wanted their money back." "No, no, no." "You're totally wrong." "No, no, no." "You're totally wrong." "That was her savings." "You're totally wrong." "That was her savings." "You're totally wrong." "She'll tell you." "She's probably out in the garden." "I'll get her." "She'll tell you." "She's probably out in the garden." "I'll get her." "Claire?" "Claire?" "Claire!" "Claire!" "She would have told me." "Why wouldn't she tell me?" "She would have told me." "Why wouldn't she tell me?" "(DOOR CREAKS)" "(DOOR CREAKS)" "Sir." "Sir." "Claire?" "Claire?" "(FAINT HISSING)" "(FAINT HISSING)" "Stay where you are." "Stay where you are." "(HISSES)" "(HISSES)" "What are you doing?" "Paddy, I really mean it." "What are you doing?" "Paddy, I really mean it." "Paddy, stay still." "Paddy, stay still." "There's enough gas in here to cause quite a bang." "There's enough gas in here to cause quite a bang." "So..." "So... you killed the Lamberts?" "you killed the Lamberts?" "And Freddie." "And a man called Max Fuller." "And Freddie." "And a man called Max Fuller." "You know about Max?" "I'm impressed." "You know about Max?" "I'm impressed." "His name was on the promissory note." "His name was on the promissory note." "How many copies of that were there?" "It was on the Lamberts' laptop." "How many copies of that were there?" "It was on the Lamberts' laptop." "Max Fuller was the witness to the contract" "Max Fuller was the witness to the contract and, once the Lamberts were dead, and, once the Lamberts were dead, the last person left who knew about the loan." "the last person left who knew about the loan." "One thing I don't understand is" "One thing I don't understand is why the Lamberts were so willing to bankroll the pub." "why the Lamberts were so willing to bankroll the pub." "The last tenants made a mess of it and it looked like it would close." "The last tenants made a mess of it and it looked like it would close." "They auditioned you on the boat." "They auditioned you on the boat." "They had a couple of friends down from London." "They had a couple of friends down from London." "'The Lamberts had tasted my cooking at a local event...'" "'The Lamberts had tasted my cooking at a local event...'" "Smelling good down there." "'..and wanted me to take over the pub.'" "Smelling good down there." "'..and wanted me to take over the pub.'" "They lent me the 85 grand" "They lent me the 85 grand on the condition that no-one, on the condition that no-one," "not even my own husband, was to know about it." "not even my own husband, was to know about it." "Because the money came from the secret hoard" "Because the money came from the secret hoard they were stashing away to avoid inheritance tax." "they were stashing away to avoid inheritance tax." "It was all going so fine..." "It was all going so fine... ..until you barred them." "..until you barred them." "And then they demanded their money back." "And then they demanded their money back." "Couldn't you have borrowed it from somewhere else to pay them back?" "I did." "Couldn't you have borrowed it from somewhere else to pay them back?" "I did." "I found a bank to lend me the money." "I was going to meet them on the boat," "I found a bank to lend me the money." "I was going to meet them on the boat, exchange a bankers draft for the promissory note - exchange a bankers draft for the promissory note - when the bank changed their mind." "when the bank changed their mind." "Don't move!" "Don't move!" "Please don't move." "Please don't move." "I phoned the Lamberts..." "I phoned the Lamberts... ..and I asked them for more time." "..and I asked them for more time." "But they refused and they said they'd be taking me to court." "But they refused and they said they'd be taking me to court." "So you killed them." "So you killed them." "Well, I hadn't um...intended to initially." "Well, I hadn't um...intended to initially." "I went on to the boat that evening when they were out" "I went on to the boat that evening when they were out to see if they'd left the promissory note on board." "to see if they'd left the promissory note on board." "It was only after I found it that I..." "It was only after I found it that I... thought about disconnecting the gas pipe." "thought about disconnecting the gas pipe." "'Night." "Good night." "'Night." "Good night." "(FAINT HISSING)" "(FAINT HISSING)" "(MOBILE RINGS)" "(MOBILE RINGS)" "Yes?" "About our agreement." "Yes?" "About our agreement." "I wondered if you might" " Oh, wait a mo, can you?" "I wondered if you might" " Oh, wait a mo, can you?" "I'll wait, Carolyn." "I'll wait, Carolyn." "JERRY:" "What's that smell?" "JERRY:" "What's that smell?" "And that meant the witness, Max Fuller, had to die." "And that meant the witness, Max Fuller, had to die." "They used a London business acquaintance of Jerry's" "They used a London business acquaintance of Jerry's because they didn't want any risk of it being mentioned to locals." "because they didn't want any risk of it being mentioned to locals." "But his address was on the document." "But his address was on the document." "I had to do it straightaway" "I had to do it straightaway before he heard about the accident and mentioned the loan to anyone." "before he heard about the accident and mentioned the loan to anyone." "Yes?" "I'm really sorry to bother you." "I don't know if you remember me." "Yes?" "I'm really sorry to bother you." "I don't know if you remember me." "My name is Claire Powell." "I'm a friend of the Lamberts." "My name is Claire Powell." "I'm a friend of the Lamberts." "Yes, of course." "This is a surprise." "Yes, of course." "This is a surprise." "Well, my car has been stolen." "Well, my car has been stolen." "How awful." "I'm so sorry to bother you." "How awful." "I'm so sorry to bother you." "Not at all." "Come on up." "It's the third floor." "Not at all." "Come on up." "It's the third floor." "(BUZZER)" "(BUZZER)" "(DISTANT OPERA)" "(DISTANT OPERA)" "You could probably do with a drink." "You could probably do with a drink." "Argh!" "Argh!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "I don't understand." "I don't understand." "I know." "I know." "You always wanted to be in charge." "You always wanted to be in charge." "In control." "In control." "But you never really were, were you, bubs?" "But you never really were, were you, bubs?" "You never really did anything..." "except talk." "You never really did anything..." "except talk." "You always talked well." "I like that." "You always talked well." "I like that." "I had to fix things..." "I had to fix things... so we could go on pretending." "so we could go on pretending." "And Freddie?" "And Freddie?" "Um..." "Um... she said that she wouldn't mention the loan to anyone if I helped her out." "she said that she wouldn't mention the loan to anyone if I helped her out." "But I had to get her copy of the IOU" "But I had to get her copy of the IOU and make sure there weren't any more." "and make sure there weren't any more." "I told her I had the identity of an imposter..." "I told her I had the identity of an imposter... and that I wanted the copy of the IOU in exchange for the name." "and that I wanted the copy of the IOU in exchange for the name." "She thought it was a journalist but the name I was going to give her..." "She thought it was a journalist but the name I was going to give her... was Sergeant Jones." "was Sergeant Jones." "I recognised him outside the post office with Ruth." "I recognised him outside the post office with Ruth." "The only copy." "The only copy." "May I?" "May I?" "(SIGHS)" "(SIGHS)" "Thank you." "Thank you." "So," "So, the imposter's name - the imposter's name " "I knew everyone would be at roll call" "I knew everyone would be at roll call but, in the event, but, in the event," "I was just seconds away from being seen." "I was just seconds away from being seen." "Lucy was coming up the front stairs as I went down the back." "Lucy was coming up the front stairs as I went down the back." "I ran home through the woods." "I ran home through the woods." "Paddy hadn't even woken up." "Paddy hadn't even woken up." "It was perfect." "It was perfect." "So...what now, Claire?" "So...what now, Claire?" "I'd really like to let you out but..." "I'd really like to let you out but... ..but if I open the doors again... ..but if I open the doors again..." "..there's not going to be enough gas for this to work." "..there's not going to be enough gas for this to work." "At least let Paddy out." "At least let Paddy out." "No." "No." "No." "No." "What would I do?" "What would I do?" "Where would I go?" "Where would I go?" "No, no, no." "I'll..." "No, no, no." "I'll..." "I'll stick with Claire." "I'll stick with Claire." "Go out with a bang." "Go out with a bang." "Actually, I don't think there's enough gas in the room" "Actually, I don't think there's enough gas in the room to cause an explosion." "to cause an explosion." "I don't think you changed the gas bottle, Paddy, did you?" "I don't think you changed the gas bottle, Paddy, did you?" "No, that's where you're wrong." "No, that's where you're wrong." "He did because he told me he did." "He did because he told me he did." "Please." "Please." "(GASPS FOR AIR)" "(GASPS FOR AIR)" "(SOBS)" "(SOBS)" "(SOBS)" "(SOBS)" "So, thank God Paddy was a lazy, good-for-nothing husband." "So, thank God Paddy was a lazy, good-for-nothing husband." "Everybody has their place in this world." "Everybody has their place in this world." "Come on. (CLICKS TONGUE)" "Come on. (CLICKS TONGUE)" "Mr Barnaby, Mrs Barnaby." "Mr Barnaby, Mrs Barnaby." "Afternoon." "Getting my sister up to speed on what happened today." "Afternoon." "Getting my sister up to speed on what happened today." "George is good at keeping me up to date with confidential stuff." "Yes, thank you, Millie." "George is good at keeping me up to date with confidential stuff." "Yes, thank you, Millie." "I hear you and your sergeant had a pretty close call." "I hear you and your sergeant had a pretty close call." "I blame it all on George." "I blame it all on George." "It wouldn't have come to light without his intervention." "It wouldn't have come to light without his intervention." "I hope Sykes didn't disgrace himself." "I hope Sykes didn't disgrace himself." "He did make amorous advances towards two of my bitches" "He did make amorous advances towards two of my bitches which wasn't the best of starts." "which wasn't the best of starts." "But I think, from Sykes' point of view, it was top banana." "But I think, from Sykes' point of view, it was top banana." "Consider him part of the pack." "Fantastic news." "Thank you." "Consider him part of the pack." "Fantastic news." "Thank you." "Well, we're going for a walk." "Come on Tor, come on Fidget." "George." "Well, we're going for a walk." "Come on Tor, come on Fidget." "George." "Good job, by the way." "Thanks." "Good job, by the way." "Thanks." "And I don't think I thanked you for er...putting in a word." "And I don't think I thanked you for er...putting in a word." "Oh, call it a parting gift." "Oh, call it a parting gift." "I've decided I'm going to do some more fishing." "I've decided I'm going to do some more fishing." "Like Tom." "He suggested a holiday in Ireland." "Like Tom." "He suggested a holiday in Ireland." "Guinness and trout." "Sounds good." "Guinness and trout." "Sounds good." "Tom is a hard act to follow." "Tom is a hard act to follow." "You're getting there." "Come on, George." "You're getting there." "Come on, George." "itfc subtitles itfc subtitles"