"We're here." "Is this King's Road?" "Number 7." "Five thousand." "Five thousand?" "One, two, three, four, five." "That's crazy." "It's the rural weekend price." "It's Thursday." " So?" "We have a problem." "It's five thousand but I only have two thousand." "That's not really my problem." "I only have two thousand." "Wait, what are you doing?" "You have to pay." " Rupert, do something!" "Like what?" " He's taking my jacket." "Can I get my money back then?" " Nope." "It's a very expensive jacket." " It's expensive to live in Iceland." "So this is a 300-square-meter villa with an ocean view?" "This must be the wrong address." " I sure hope so." "Now what?" "What?" "Well, do something." " Like what?" "Call your dad." "I tried, but I can't get through." "You're really more stupid than I thought." "Can I have one?" " No." "Really?" "Why don't you get a printer?" "Shouldn't you be walking the dog, Mom?" "It's a seal." "Then give it a bath." "It's too cold outside." "Mom, it's a seal." "I'm perfectly aware of that." "Goddamn it." "Goddamn it!" "I can help him if he can't cross by himself." "He has to wait." "No one crosses this road unless there's a car." "It's a matter of principle." "Yes, okay." "You got a cigarette?" "Yeah, why?" " Give me one." "And a light." "We don't smoke in the car." "Then get out and light it." "Thanks." "Stupid hicks." "It's strange how much they look like their mother, despite the upbringing." "Get out." "Hey, you have to pay." " Put it on my tab." "Wait." "Here, sign this." "What's up, guys?" "Huh?" "Everything's fine." "Can I have a sip?" "Just a tiny little sip." " No." "Consuming alcohol in public is prohibited." "I don't have any alcohol." "What's in this bag?" "Cigarettes and beer." "Since when is beer not alcohol?" "Since 1989," " Don't be smart." "Is this your bag?" " No." "So it's lost property." "Hey, you can't take the bag." "Excuse me, you can't just take the bag!" "You said you'd be back yesterday." " Yes, I did and..." "I was on my way when, uh..." "I didn't know but, uh...it was..." "Bensi's surprise birthday party..." "The guys and everything, you know." " Wasn't his birthday two months ago?" "No, that was a housewarming party after his breakup." " Onni!" "And Mom called me." " About what?" "Dad's getting worse." "Why is she meddling with your dad?" "They divorced when you were five." "He's my dad." " And you use your mom's last name." "Wouldn't I visit you if you were in the hospital?" " Sure." "No...yes." "I mean, I would." "It was horrible to see him." "He's withering away, poor guy." "He won't be getting better." " Really..." "He had tubes all over him and up his nose and beeping, blinking lights..." "It's horrible, I say." "What is it with me?" "Everyone around me is sick." "I just can't catch a break." " What do you mean?" "Dad's in the hospital." "Mom is how she is." "And then there's you." "Onni, I'm not sick!" "It's gone." " Gone?" "You're such an idiot." "Relax, it's just beer." "No, it's my beer and you lost it." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." " No, I didn't." "What's wrong with you." "Take it easy." " Don't tell me what to do." "No reply." "Just disrespect." "What's wrong with you?" "Have you gone crazy?" "What are you doing?" "Junior?" "Junior!" "What kind of behavior is this?" "Get up right now." "Grandma?" "This is my friend, Rupert." "This is my grandma." "How long have you known each other?" "Quite a while." "I see." "And how did you two become acquainted?" "Just like any two people do." "Where's dad?" "Is he from a good family?" "I don't see how that matters." "Your father comes and goes like the wind." "Onni, can't we move back to town?" "You sound like a broken record." "Back to town... back to town..." "back to town." "I have to get away from here." "And live where?" "With your mom maybe?" "No way in hell." "I can't raise a child here." "Please, think of someone else for once." "Have you ever thought about what I want?" "What I want to do with my skills and my life?" "You're so egocentric." "I can't talk to you." " Aren't we talking now?" "Yes, we are, but..." "Blue is my favorite color." " Light blue or dark blue?" "Uh...just blue." "Is it baby blue or pastel blue?" "Or swimming pool blue?" "Just blue." " Blue isn't just blue." "A blue sky isn't the same as a blue sea." "Imagine that." "Hey, baby." "Do you have any money?" " No, I'm busy right now." " Okay." "Right." "What the fuck is the matter with you?" "Always the same fucking story with you." "Why can't you just be normal?" "Goddamn it, Onni!" "Where have you been?" "You smell like a pussy." "Why are you doing this to me, you asshole?" "Fucking hell." "What are you looking at?" "Get the hell away from me." "Stop looking at me, and you and you and all of you, stop staring at me." "I told you to stop staring!" " Rosa, dear." "There, there." "Nothing is so bad that it can't get worse." "Just be glad it isn't worse than it is." "Having fun in Iceland?" "Why'd you do that?" " You startled me, you idiot." "They spoke German." "What?" "The guys that were arguing." " How do you know?" "I heard it." "Really ?" "Mom spoke German." "No." "Yes." " No." "Yes, she did." " No, not mom." "Gertrude spoke German." "There wasn't any mom." "I remember." "Mom spoke German." " I remember, too." "No, Mom didn't." "Gertrude did." "Gertrude came "Hi, my name is Gertrude" and left." "What the hell are you doing here?" "Hi, Dad." "Dad?" "Mummi, Dad!" "?" "How's the business?" " What's that to you?" "We're on vacation." " Shut up." "Going somewhere?" " Out." " Sit down." " Shut up." "What do you want now?" "I'm happy to see you too." "Who's this?" " My friend Rupert." "I'm showing him Iceland." " Why aren't you doing it then?" "Take him to Gullfoss, Geysir and the Blue Lagoon." "Why did you stop sending money?" " Why should I support a grown man?" "You could have told me before you cut me off." "Do you know how much trouble it caused..." " Get a job." "I have a job." "I just need money." "Can you lend me some?" "Not much, only two million." " Two million!" "Are you nuts?" "I'm not your 24-hour private bank, you know." "What's going on?" "He has a son who's an adult." "You couldn't have expected him to be a virgin when you forced yourself on him?" "Yes, please...or no, thank you." "Right." "Olsen." "Switch to Hearts, Olsen." "Olsen Olsen." " You cheated." "It's not cheating if you're playing with yourself." " Cheating is cheating." "How would it be if everyone cheated?" "No one could be trusted." "Why do you think I don't play cards with you?" "Because I don't want to be cheated." "Davis." "I would have liked to have a mom, but it wasn't on the menu." "Mummi?" "Come on, Mummi." "Hey, stop!" "This isn't a campground." "Read the sign." "So go away." "Hello!" "Leave!" "RIGHT NOW!" "(No tourist)" "Stop thinking about it." "She left, and she's gone for good." "We were, are and always will be alone." "The two of us, together." "Maybe she's dead." "That would be nice." "If she was dead?" "Yeah." "Why?" " Then you could stop thinking about her." "Then shouldn't we find out where she's buried?" "For Christ's sake." "I expect to see you later." "Hurry up!" "Are you really Senior's son?" "Do you know where he is?" "He was gone when I woke up this morning." "Sort of." "He's never mentioned you." "I wouldn't be here if we weren't related." "What are you watching?" " A soap." "It's ancient." "How can you tell?" " By their hairstyles." "It's video." "I see." "Some dead people are more alive than those who are really alive." "What are you doing?" " This is a pedestrian crossing." "No one's crossing." " He's on his way." "Davis!" "Relax." "Just stay calm, okay?" "This one wasn't especially happy." " You're too late." "Too late?" "Too late!" "You said to come down later." "Later doesn't mean three hours later." "Later means later." "Yes." "Yes?" "Yes." "Yes?" "You're like February who arrives in April." "When are you going back to town?" "Well..." "I don't know." "You should probably ask Senior, I mean, your dad about that." "But he might not know." " Why not?" "We've been here since last Easter." " Easter?" "He's looking for his inner self and..." "Grandma." "I have to talk to you." " That won't help you." "You should talk to your dad." " Grandma?" "I've missed you too." "Have you been crying?" "No, I haven't." "Have you talked to your dad?" "I haven't seen him." " Then look for him." "Where?" "It's not like this is Stuttgart, is it?" "One thousand?" "Two fifty." "Two fifty?" "Come on." "One seventy-five." "Seven fifty?" "Seven hundred?" "Six hundred?" "Five hundred?" "One." "Two." "Three." "Four." "Five." "I need euros too." "What for?" "You don't need to know." "It's my money." "Your money, Gudmundur?" " Yes, my money." "That depends on one's point of view." " I earned it." "No, Gudmundur." "You stole it." "I can't take any more of this shit." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "You hang around like a lazy bastard watching TV." "Do you think you can change your life with a fucking remote control?" "Relax, I'm trying to watch TV." "Shut up!" "Christ, has everyone lost their mind?" "I'm watching you 24/7." "Even though you can't see me, I can see you." "Like a hawk, and I'm not leaving without my money." "Understand?" " Yes." "Give me your clothes." "Your shirt." "T-shirt." "Jeans." "No." "Yes." "If I'm going to make it in this business and get gigs," "I have to be in the right place, not wasting time in this shithole." "Onni, I've been hearing this same cliché for years." "Goddamn it." "Listen." "I have something for you." "Oh." ""I woke up this morning"" ""and guess what I saw?"" ""The most beautiful woman"" ""in the world"" ""was lying"" ""next to me."" ""I told you then and I'll tell you again."" ""You make me sick,"" ""make me sick with love,"" ""oh, so very sick with love."" ""You make me sick,"" ""sick with love."" ""You make my stomach turn with love."" ""You make me sick, oh, so very sick with love."" ""You make me oh, so very sick...with love."" "There's one verse left to do but I wanted to play it for you now." "I'm going to do one more verse about the future and the baby." "Thank you." "I don't want to be on top." " It'll be okay." "Onni, it's all right." "I don't want to crush the baby." "Kiss me." "Onni?" "Lie on your back." "Where are you going?" "Just out for a smoke." "Where do you get the money?" " None of your business." "Hardly by a wire transfer?" "Buy me a phone card with a new number." "I was wondering if you could pay the rent for the office in euros." "We're in Iceland, right?" " Yes." " Yes!" "Then we use Icelandic currency." " Yes." "Yes, I love you." "How much?" "More than a lot." " How much is that?" "I just told you, more than a lot." " That's not an answer." "It might not be a lot to me." " That's your problem." "You don't love me." "I love you more than some people who left you." "As long as" "I can remember, you've been going on about this mom who doesn't exist." "Find another hobby." "Collecting napkins?" "Yes, or stamps." "Where should I get stamps?" "From the letters you get." " We don't get any letters." "Then collect stones." "I knew it." "What?" "You don't love me." "Of course I love you." " No." " Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "I just told you that I love you!" "That was your fault." " Mine?" "Yes, now I can't fine him." "Why not?" " I'm on the wrong side." "Does that matter?" "I can't fine someone for speeding in London if I'm in New York." "Do you have any money?" " Sally, I don't have any money." "Why haven't you ever mentioned your son?" " He left home." "Do children stop being yours when they leave home?" "I'm talking to you." "Can't you give me an answer?" "I'm busy." "Find something to do." "Like what?" "You can plant potatoes." " Come on." "It's September." "So what." "Potatoes are planted in May and dug up in September." "Then dig up potatoes." "You can't dig up what you didn't plant." "Dig up somebody else's potatoes." "Potatoes aren't like bank accounts, Mummi." "I agree with him." "It would be better for him to get rid of his worries." "The nausea and the unhappiness." "But it would have been better if he'd looked for his inner self in a warmer climate." "Especially for me who's not looking for anything." "He said no." "His inner self wasn't abroad, but in the Icelandic wasteland." "Has he found anything?" " No." "It's really time-consuming." "We've been here since Easter, and nothing." "Some people search all their life and never find what they're looking for." "Wow, I won't last all my life in this place." "Do you have to stay with Senior?" "Can't he look after himself?" "Sure." "But if I leave, who's going to look after me?" "There's no problem with the amount when it's in euros or dollars." "500 euros is nothing till you convert it into Icelandic kronur." "A 500-euro bill turns into tens of thousands, and that's when the trouble begins." "That temp at the gas station last summer was really good." "She didn't get it." "Not that anyone understands the currency anyway." "But the new guy..." " What guy?" "At the gas station." "He seems a bit smarter than she was." "He didn't believe that a German tourist would pay tens of thousands for a drive from Gullfoss to Geysir." "What made you say they were German?" "Germans were the only ones left." "What about Canada, Australia or Japan?" "Europe isn't the whole world, you know." "Don't get hysterical." "Watch your blood sugar." "Don't you have any relatives who can do the job?" " They don't know math." "They don't need to." "They have jobs, kind of." "Are you sure this road hog has a driver's license?" "He owns a car." "I own a car...or owned a car... cars... sort of." "Does he ever pay?" "We have a trade balance." "You have to be firm." "Say and do what needs to be said and done." "A non-drinker shouldn't control how a drinker drinks, right?" "It's like giving a jeep to someone who doesn't know how to drive a jeep." "What is he going to do with a jeep?" "Sell it?" "..." "Oh, I see what you mean." "A jeep needs special care." "It can't be taught." "You have to have it in your blood." "It's like having a baby." " Yes." "Do you have a phone book?" "No, but I have VHF, radio transmitter and GPS." "Positioning equipment in the jeep." " Never mind." "Hi there." "Do you have a phone book I could borrow?" "We don't have a phone." "I just need a phone book." "Do you have a phone?" "Nope." "Why do you need..." " I just need the names." "Anthony, Ulrich, Thomas, Klein, Peter." "I need Icelandic names." "Sigurdur, Ingvar, Sigvardur, Patrekur, Bergsteinn, Bjorgolfur" "Unnar, Unndor." " Can you write them down for me?" "Idiot." "You can have mine." "It's Stroganoff." "No problem." "Were you drinking, Onni?" "No." "Where were you?" "I was visiting Steri." "Was he drinking?" "No, he was just cleaning his jeep." "These are all ugly names." "Patrick isn't an ugly name." "I once knew a Patrick." "He was called Patti." "Fat, ugly and boring." "I'm not going to name my child Patrick." "I don't want a fat, ugly, boring kid." "A name can't determine whether the baby is fat, ugly and boring." "It's all in the genes." "Then lets hope we're having a girl." " What?" "You're a day late." " I know." "I'm drowning in work." "Are all these mine?" " Who else's?" "Big fucking pile." "What about a bulk discount?" "We don't offer discounts." "No bulk, cash, personal or family discounts." "The only ones who get a family discount are us." "We're two, you're just one." "You'd get one." " You too." "You still owe me for the electricity." "You fucking morons." "Nothing but disrespect." "Who do they think they are?" "If it weren't for me they'd have nothing, and be nothing, complete losers on welfare, if not permanently dead." "How did you meet?" "In a nightclub where I was performing." "I see." "Are you gay?" "Do I look that way?" "What about him?" "Is he a homo?" "Nevermind." "What the hell is going on?" "Damned idiocy!" "I can't believe you took the costume." "It's my costume." " No it's mine." "Lets go inside." "No." "I'm not sleeping in this stinking trailer." "You will freeze to death out here." "You're right." "Give me my costume." " What?" "Ah !" "Rupert." "Ketchup." "Finally." "These are all the same napkins." "How nice." "You can't put it here." "It's very dangerous." "It's so close." "I have to be able to walk here." "It's still in the way." "Great song." " I don't know." "Maybe not until tomorrow." "You're so damn clumsy." "It all happend so fast." " Damn." "Please, get in." "I'm so sorry." "God damned nonsense." "(Icelandair)" "(Investment bank)" "(Icelandair)" "(Iceland Express)" "(Financial Supervisory Authority)" "(National Bank of Iceland)" "Goddamnit!" "Now I think it should work." "Did you get the phone card?" "Look." "We originally agreed on me going twice per week and now there's been a boom in currency trading so maybe it's time to make a new agreement?" "With higher commission, maybe?" "No." "No." "Okay, I was just checking." "Allright boss." "I agree." "Typical." "Hey!" "Hey you!" "No walking on the grass." "You are to use the roads and the paths." "And no urinating in public." "Does this look like a junkyard?" "Pick up your junk." "Now!" "If you can't follow rules and regulations, stay home, pee and muck about as you feel like." "And you better show me respect..." "(No junk here)" "(Donnt walking on grass)" "(Donnt pee)" "That will go towards paying the electricity." "Do you use the fines for paying that?" "And our food." "Is it difficult to set up a system like that?" " Why do you ask?" "Because I'm always broke." "Senior has all the money and he's insanely stingy." "Isn't there any milk?" "No there is no milk." "Do you know why?" "Cause we don't have money." "Do you know why?" " Where did you get that yarn then?" "Is it my sweater?" " It was your sweater." "You unraveled the sweater you gave me?" " Looks like it." "You've totally lost it." "Want my underpants too, to make diapers from?" "I just might." "What do you think you are, you pregnant, stupid, selfish, fat cow!" "Woohooo.." "C..." "A..." "A moll..." "Do... do do do do do" "I can't see anything." "The dog blocks the view." "Then move it." "What?" "THEN MOVE IT." "He's still knocked out." " No no." "He's okay." "He tends to doze off at times." "Just like me." "What a bloody howling whine." "Stupid hippy songs." "This is more like it." "(Closed)" "Have you forgotten how to read?" "No not quite." "It's actually hard to remember how, with nothing except microwave instructions to read." "Then get other types of prepared food." " Yes." "That's why I'm here." "What does the sign on the door state?" "Closed." "Closed means closed, not open." "I know that." "I'm not stupid you know." "Could I borrow the car?" "It's at the mechanic's." " Still?" "Shouldn't you get another mechanic?" "Why are you worrying about the car?" "It's two years until you get your license back." "Can't you borrow BB's Lada?" "What's got into you?" " We were..." " No we weren't." " Mummi... (Closed yesterday, today and tomorrow)" "(Brainless piece of shit!" ")" "(Welcome)" "It's impolite to spy on people you don't know." "Don't know?" "Your my grandma." "Look at you, boy." "Get in the car." "Hurry up." " Sorry." "What has dad been doing here since Easter?" "You'll make my ears bleed with this shouting." "Can you turn down this damned music?" "Peace." "Peace yourself." " Out!" "What has dad been doing here since East..." " Out!" "Get out!" " Hey." "I'm trying to talk to my Grandma." "Grandma!" "I'm trying to talk to my Grandma." "GRANDMA!" "I'm talking to you." "Hallo!" "The bloody man can't keep the rhythm." "Try to put on more soothing music." " Good idea." "Goddamn it, grandma!" "Talk to..." "Don't you have any manners boy?" "I'm not the only one lacking those, not just manners but also politeness." "What has gotten into you?" "What sort of a family is this?" "I would be better off as an orphan." "I have a dad that throws money at me to get rid of me." "A mom that took me and my brother along like luggage when she left dad, and deleted him like junkmail when she slammed the door on him." " I don't..." " Look at you!" "You're like a bum in pajamas, dragging a dead seal on a leash." "Am I perhaps retarded and no one told me?" "I don't know what to say." "You don't even know do you?" "Goddamn it!" "Hi, could you spare something for the grill?" "Super!" "Great, thank you." "Hi, Junior." "Lucky me." "Here, take this." "Come on." "He's got octophobia." "Who?" " Senior." "Dad?" "Yes." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 9, 10." "Never any eights for him." "How does he say eighteen?" " Nineteen minus one." "How long have you two known each other?" "It's 2 years, 10 months, 29 minus 1 day since I moved in." "The 29th minus 1 of April." "The day after we moved out." "On dad's birthday!" "Cute, don't you think?" " Very." "Is your mother dead?" " Dead?" "Yes, Senior has never mentioned his family." "He not really a fan of the past." "Okay, here..." "You can start dicing the vegetables." "Why?" "You don't barbecue whole vegetables." "Are we going to barbecue?" "Yes, why did you think we were here?" "You know, Sally, I had no idea." "You don't notice what's happening around you, do you?" "Why don't we barbecue on the veranda?" "Senior hates crowds." "He's got social phobia." "You can't use this grill." "Why not?" " Because it's broken." "Are you really going to barbecue in this shitty weather?" "Yes." "Ideas come when they come." "Just like the weather." "What if it starts to snow on your idea?" "Does it look like it's going to snow?" "Maybe." "Sally, this is salted beef." "Great!" "Then we don't have to worry about seasoning it." "Why do you dislike Senior so much?" "Has he done something to you?" "You should try to get to know him better." "He's very sensitive." "He cried over the penguin film." "Remember that film?" " No." " Yes." "The penguin dads are watching the eggs because the penguin moms are out somewhere having dinner." "Sally..." "Dad doesn't cry." "He sure did then." "The tears kept flowing." "And after the film he locked himself in his office." "He didn't even answer when I knocked." " Wow." "Right." "He came out the next morning, pale as a ghost and red-eyed." "Totally overreacting." "I mean, they were only penguins." "And talk about a coincidence." "The banks crashed the same night." "It was at that point that he decided to start over and find himself." "It's amazing how big an impact a film can have on you." "Uh-huh." "You know what?" "When we came here he didn't want to leave his mom behind." "Not even that hairy thing she always drags around." "That just shows how warm and gentle he is." "It's all very moving." " Yes." "Don't you think so?" "It would be nice to have some flowers." "For what, the grill?" "No, we'll use coal." "Sally!" "This is a gas grill." "Hi, do you have some gas?" "No." "Hey there." " Hi." "Do you have any gas?" "Here." "No, for a grill." "A grill?" " Yes." "Here it is." "There's more left in this one." "Thank you." " We're good?" " Yes." "There's no party without beer." " Do you have any wine?" "No." " Do you have any cigarettes?" " No." " I'll have one beer." "Here we go, guys." "I'll come with you, Davis." "Here you go." "Thanks." "Do you mind if it's cold." " Fuck you." "I'll do it in a bit." "I leave you alone for a moment and you start flirting with every stupid foreigner around." "Happy to have your clothes back?" "You're like a couple that goes abroad to save their relationship." "But the only thing you manage to do is to sink it completely." "And if you think Senior has any money, you're barking up the wrong tree." "Do you want to dance?" " No, not really." "Ah, yes." "You only dance with boys, right?" "What the hell is going on here?" "What's going on?" "Have something from the grill." "A hot dog or some steak?" "Who gave you permission to have a party?" " Have a beer." "Do you have a permit for this party?" " Are you nuts?" "Do you have a permit to serve alcohol outdoors?" "Listen, this is a reserved trailer park sanctuary." "Hey, you better pack your stuff and piss off!" "No later then NOW!" "Who let you in?" " It was open." "What do you want?" " Nothing." "Why are you here then?" "When are you going to talk to Junior?" " I wasn't planning on doing so." "No?" " He's a grown man and can take care of himself." "You know, you're a real scumbag." "It runs in the family." "Your father wasn't a scumbag." " How the hell do you know." "You didn't work for him." " No, if I had we wouldn't be here." "Really?" " Really." "You're irresponsible and greedy." "You only ever think about yourself." "You never thought twice about who you had to betray to get what you wanted." "You've never taken notice of any of those close to you." "You traded your wife for a bimbo who doesn't know a dog from a duck." "You embezzled from everyone you ever came into contact with." "If I hadn't caught you red-handed with your piggy bank, you would have sent me straight to hell." "Why does she need the chair?" "She can't keep her balance on the stool." "Put her on the ground." " She'll get dirty." "It's a doll." " These are my clothes." "I can hold her." "(Miss Iceland 1999)" "Aren't you too old to play with dolls?" " Says who?" "What do you mean?" "Don't you collect napkins?" "Hey, guys." "He's a real road hog." "Why did you do that?" "To teach him a lesson." "What the hell was that?" "Have you lost your fucking minds, you idiots!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Do you want to pay your fine now or later?" "He's like a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown." "I have Valium if you want some?" "He's so rude." "He didn't even say, No, thank you." "Do you have a license for this animal?" "What's it to you?" "It's forbidden to keep animals in the trailer park." "Are you crazy?" "Can't you see that the seal is dead?" "Why is she wandering around with a dead seal?" "Has she lost her mind?" "What makes you think so?" "She's an old woman in pyjamas with a stuffed seal!" "She couldn't get a dog?" "A dog?" " Yes, a white husky." "What's wrong with Icelandic dogs?" "Who would have the family dog put down for some lady to stuff?" "Why not a teddy bear, like normal people?" "She's allergic to plush." "Like I said, she isn't all there." "The problem is that she isn't in the same condition as the seal." "That can be arranged." "Just kidding." "What happened to your face?" "I flipped the damned golf cart." "It's a good thing you didn't walk into a door." "Get out." "We had a deal." "You fucking asshole" "She looks terrible." "That chair is being used." "It sure is." "Can we help you?" "Yes." "Please, take my bag." "Thank you." "Davis, wait." "Who is going to cross the road?" " I'll do it." "Are you looking for anyone specific?" "Have you come to visit Onni and Rosa?" "There's no one home." "Then I'll wait." "You have to light it." "You'd think he could've left the pack." "He doesn't even smoke." " Yes." "Next time I should ask for a pack?" " Yeah, or maybe a carton." "She asked for you." " For me?" " Yes." "What does she want with me?" " She didn't say." "You have to go and talk to her." "I can do it." "(Closed)" "What?" "I can watch the traffic." "I don't know who you think you are." "If you're selling, we're not buying." "If you're here to collect, we're not paying." "Is that clear?" "Ray." "Aren't you going to get the door?" " No." "You're closer to it." "Help me with this, my dear." "Don't you recognize me?" "Are we supposed to?" "I'm your mother." "Asta." "Asta Sigurds." "Look, I'll let it go this time if you give me your cigarettes." "And the lighter." "This is the two of you." "As newborns." "The twins." "Twins?" "Yes, didn't you know?" "Ray Sunshine and Davies Moonstruck." "Ray Davies from the Kinks." "Davies?" "Kinks?" "I thought you'd be really happy to see me." "We're overjoyed." "It doesn't really show." " What did you expect?" "Did you just step out of the maternity ward and get lost on the way back?" "Wow." "Everything was just crazy." "People complained to the TV station, about the noise and our clothes." "They just wanted their black and white talk shows, where people spoke so slowly that you could knit an entire mitten between words." "See this one." "Look." "That's the two of you, about three years old." "And here's one with Gertrude." "I haven't been so happy since dad died." "You've done well." "It's incredible how scared people are of getting fined." "I could have taken their cars and made them go on foot." " Right." "Who was that woman?" "Mom." "Your mom?" " Ours." "Wow!" "We're twins." "You and your mom?" "No, me and Davis, Davies." "Wow." "Exactly." "And?" " Nothing." "What do you mean, nothing?" "You just got a mom." "We needed her when we were kids, to comfort us, to hug us and tell us that we're the best, and the most beautiful." "Not when we're grown up and know that we're not the best." "Let alone the most beautiful." "I find you beautiful." " Really?" "Yes, on the inside." "Looks don't matter." "It's like a amazingly beautifully wrapped birthday present but when you open it, it's just something from the gas station." "What's wrong with getting something from the gas station?" "Ray, you just don't get it." "Obviously not." "Maybe because I've never gotten a birthday present." "Not from a gas station or anywhere else." "You've never gotten a birthday present?" " No." "Not even from Davis?" " His name isn't Davis." "It's Davies!" "Our dad is called Kinks." "My manager told me I shouldn't waste my talent in this hick country." "Because I was just as good as Sandie Shaw or Petula Clark." "He was going to get me a contract with a world-famous record label." "It was a great break for a girl like me." "You must understand that." "Sure." "That's why it was such a terrible shock to find out that I was pregnant." "I was just about to make it big, to become world famous." "And then..." "Pregnant." "It's not that I didn't want to take you with me, I just couldn't." "My manager would have blown a fuse if he'd found out I was pregnant." "He'd gone through so much getting me the contract and everything." "I couldn't do that to him." "You must understand." "What about our dad?" "If men can't understand their wives, then it's even harder for children to understand their moms." "Moms are so cockeyed with everything that they don't function at all." "Like my mom." "She went nuts if I put a T-shirt in the wrong place." "If I put it in the closet, it was not only on the wrong shelf but inside out." "I mean, how can you tell if a T-shirt is inside out if no one's wearing it?" "You fucked your stepmother." " She's not my stepmother." "She's your dad's wife, and therefore your stepmother." "She'll become a grandmother to your children." "And your dad will be a grandfather to his wife's baby." "Welcome to Iceland." "Your dad will be thrilled when he finds out." "You wouldn't?" "You're my fucking friend." "Don't take this personally." "I like you but..." "If my uncle doesn't get his money, he'll cut off my balls, tear out my heart and eat my eyes." "Your uncle?" " Yes, the owner of the nightclub." "The fat one?" "That's your uncle?" "Where do you think all that shit you've been snorting came from?" "The fairy queen?" "Shit." "I'm clean now." "Being clean doesn't mean that your debts disappear." "My uncle wants his money or I'm dead." "I'm so sorry." "I didn't know." "Of course you knew." "But ignorance is bliss." "You leave it to others to clean up your shit." "Why haven't you washed your hands of me?" "Because you're a great artist." "Really?" "Thank you." " You're welcome." "Why not call your uncle and tell him I'm dead." "That would solve all of our problems." "Maggi ?" "Let go." "Damn, you've grown." "Rupert." "You've gotten so damn tall." " Stop groping me!" "Maggi, where are you going?" " What's it to you?" "I'm your brother." "You were three years ago too when you left me alone with mom." "I always planned on staying in touch but it's just been so busy." "And I never meant to leave you alone." " Why did you then?" "It's not like we were the model of a happy family." "Mom in the living room crying, day in and day out, and you locking yourself in your room." " But you left." "And Mom..." "Hi, Junior." "Hi, I'm Sally." " Hi." "Can you get the door for me?" "Are you having company?" " This is my brother, Maggi." "Your brother?" " Yes." "Right." "Who was that?" "Dad's girlfriend." "Don't you know her?" " No." "Haven't you ever met her?" " No, I haven't." "What about you and dad?" "Dad's taken me out for dinner once a month for three fucking years." "We talk about football, he pays the bill and drives me home." "Sorry to hear that." " Stop it." "I said I was sorry." " Yes, I got that." "What are you doing here anyway?" " Visiting grandma." "How did you know she was here?" " It's her trailer." "You know I love you, right?" "I have to go into town tomorrow." "And?" "And nothing." "You know what?" "If you go, don't bother coming back." "What is this?" "Oh, I forgot to tell you." "I accidentally..." " Couldn't you just leave it alone?" "I wanted to fix it." "Wanting to isn't good enough." "Can you just once..." "I don't know how to knit." "That's pretty obvious," " It was an accident!" "You know what?" "You're one big fucking catastrophic accident!" "Haven't I always been like a brother to you?" "That's not the issue." " What is, then?" "Having a mom is nice." "What damned good is she to you at your age?" "Will you crawl onto her lap and have her read you bedtime stories?" ""Sleeping Beauty" or something?" "She was a very famous pop star." " Outstanding." "Good for her." "She brought photos of us from when we were kids." " Great." "We seem to have had three dads." " Three dads?" "How is that possible?" "There are two of us, and we're twins." "She said that she was so busy at the time that she couldn't keep track of every little thing." "Little things?" "That's what she said." "It's not her fault." " Really." "There were just these external influences." "My God, you're stupid!" "Good night." "Good night?" " Yes, she's going to sleep." "Here with us?" "Yes." " She can just sleep at her place." "Which is here now." " Have you lost your mind?" "Davis." "Davies!" "(To my dear little brother)" "(your sister Asta)" "Maybe BB can lend us a new trailer." " Why?" "This one's too small for the three of us." "That woman will not stay one second longer in my home!" "Yours?" "Yes, mine." " It's not just yours." "Fine, ours then." "Yes, ours." "She's our mom and we should take care of her." "We're not just some damned ornaments she can dust off after 33 years!" "What was that?" "He can be a bit grumpy in the morning." "But he usually comes around after noon." "Mummi?" "When do we go home?" " We are home." "No, I mean into town." "There's nothing there for us." "Mummi?" "How many children do you have?" " Why?" "They fend for themselves." "Can't they do that somewhere else?" "It's not like you have to change diapers and nurse them." "Right." "How are you, dear?" " I'm fine." "And your mom?" " The same." "Never says a word." " Oh." "How can you keep quiet for three years?" " Well, by not talking." "Why can't I live with you and dad?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Last time we hugged was 19 minus 1 years ago." "Later you transformed, became a cold black statue." "Instead of talking, you threw money at me." "You never asked me for anything." " You moved out." "Down to the basement in your fucking villa?" " Why there?" "Why?" " Because you are and have always been a loser." "You never let go of your mom's skirt except to take the money I gave you." "It's the only thing you gave me." " It's the only thing you wanted." "That's not true." "Yes, it is." "No." "You never cared about me, only about what I could give you." "Maybe I just wanted your love, to feel I meant something to you." "My God, you're ignorant." "You're a pathetic piece of shit!" "Are you any better?" "All you do is whine!" "You blame me for everything, because you never do a thing!" " Whine?" "Get yourself a job instead of hanging around drunk in bars all the fucking time, you asshole!" "It beats being here with you!" "At least I'm sober, you drunken piece of shit." "And fucking boring!" "You suck!" "You constantly lie to me." " You're no better, you damned slut." "I've had enough of you and this fucking trailer." "Really?" "I hate this goddamned trailer!" "No problem." "I can fix that!" "Have you gone insane?" "Crazy." "Onni!" "What are you doing?" "Every child born today has less chance of living." "So they should put their up for adoption." "Right, I've never thought of it that way." "I feel we can forgive her and all be together." "Not wallow in the past." "Exactly, it's enormously..." " Just shut up." "You too!" "Ray..." "Don't touch me." "Don't think you can just burst into my life and act like you're my million-dollar lottery ticket." "Their doll business is getting a bit old." "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom?" "Hey, you idiot." "What are you doing?" "What the hell is going on?" "Do you think this is some Lego junk that you can just smash as you like?" "Hey, you can't destroy it since it isn't your trailer!" "You need a permit!" "Wow, what's going on?" "What's happening?" "Fucking imbecile!" "Bloody lunatic!" "He's gone mad." "You killed my mom." " Killed?" " You ran her over." "Nonsense." "It was a doll, not my sister Asta." "Wow, you hit your own sister!" "I don't care who your sister is." "You can run them all over." "But that was my mom." "There are plenty of strangers to hit." "For God's sake, shut up." " You shut up!" "Once he had no mom, then he had a mom." "And now he doesn't have a mom." "It's all your fault." "Know what, Mummi?" "Your search for your inner self is a waste of time." "You don't have an inner self." "Lets go." "Come Magnus." "Do you have a driver's license?" " Only a learner's permit." "Then you sit there, Magnus dear." "Where do you think you're going?" "Now that all the rats have fled, you can go down with the sinking ship." "Can you move. ..." "Thank you." "Hey." "You there!" "It's my car." "Leave it alone!" "They can't just take it!" "You don't have a permit to drive a taxi." "Stop." "Davis, come here." "Let's go."