"(Snoop) Tonight on "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party"... (Martha) There's no place" "I'd rather be on a Sunday than watching a tight end going deep and score." "(laughing)" "I played quarterback and I played a little bit of, um, P-I-M-P." "(laughter)" "Let's go, Snoop!" "Let's go!" "Whoo!" "That's why I didn't go to college." "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ Welcome to the party ♪" "♪♪" "(DJ FredWreck) When it comes to pigskin, one likes to cook it and the other likes to throw it!" "Give it for Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!" "(cheering and applause)" "(marching band playing "Stars and Stripes Forever")" "(whistles blows)" "Give it up for DJ FredWreck in the house one time, y'all." "(cheering and applause)" "And all the way from the LBC, the Long Beach Pot Luck Marching Band." "(cheering and applause)" "Now look, y'all, I'm a big old fan of football." "I watch football, I coach football." "Actually, my team is here today, the Pomona Steelers." "Give it up for my team in the house right about now." "(Martha) Yes!" "There you are" "(cheering and applause)" "Well, I love football, too." "And there's no place I'd rather be on a Sunday than watching a tight end go deep and score." "(laughing)" "Watch yourself, Martha." "I may have to tell my team to put their earmuffs on." "Now, before we get into the game of cooking, would you like a drink?" "Uh, would I like a drink?" "Let me think." "Hell, yeah." "Well, tonight, I'm making a very simple cocktail that's a spin on a drink commonly served at football parties, the Lemon Shandy." "You add one cup of sugar syrup." "Add three-quarters of a cup of fresh lemon juice." "Mmm." "And then you pour that into icy glasses." "Now, don't serve this to your marching band or to your team." "No, they, they won't get a nip of this." "I can make 'em virgin" "A lot of them are virgins anyway." "(laughter)" "I hope so." "So, here, why don't you use your keg." "Mm-hmm." "You gotta pump up and down." "Pump the jam, pump the jam." "(laughing)" "You can have that one 'cause that's less beer." "Okay." "I'm taking this one 'cause it's more beer." "Uh-huh." "(cheering and applause)" "Everyone hold your glasses up real quick." "Hut one, hut two, hut three, hike." "Give Martha a keg and your drink she will spike." "There's no need for whiskey, vodka or bourbon, her Shandy will hit you like Richard Sherman." "(cheering and applause)" "Mmm." "Kids, y'all should be in bed right now." "I'ma call this thing right here the Snoop Fizzle Dizzle because after a few of these things, you definitely gonna have to drizzle." "Well, speaking of drizzle, it's time to sizzle... in the kitchen." "(laughter)" "Well, go ahead then, let's drizzle in the kizzle, my nizzle." "(laughter)" "(cheering and applause)" "So, Snoop, to go with your cocktail, how about a pre-game snack." "Game day's perfect for a good spread especially with a crunchy cracker." "Triscuit crackers start with just three ingredients:" "Wheat..." "Mm-hmm." "Oil and salt." "And they'll be perfect with my spread." "This is a spread that I sort of created made out of pimento..." "Mmm." "And cheese." "You like pimento." "I never had it." "Well, try that, you'll like it." "You'll like it." "He had a Pinto, though." "How about you, FredWreck?" "Don't you like crackers and dip?" "Delicious, Martha, delicious." "(Snoop) They are delicious." "Well, tonight, I'm getting my hands on some lean meat." "Some lean meat." "Yes." "Hey, team, wait-wait-wait wait-wait-wait-wait-wait." "Hey, team, put your earmuffs on." "(laughter)" "Don't worry, guys, I'm talking about turkey burgers meatloaf style." "Okay, that's a good thing." "Today, I'ma be making a football day must." "Chicken Teriyaki Pineapple Dogg Bowls." "Ooh, wow." "(cheering and applause)" "How do you make those?" "By giving a call to Chef Spank and Chef News." "They got the best spot in the city of Compton where they cook delicious food." "And that's why I wanted to bring them out here." "It's the one and only Trap Kitchen." "Come on out." "(music and applause)" "Hey!" "Trap Kitchen, baby." "Whatcha you doing, nephew?" "What's happening?" "Hi, good to see you." "Beautiful, man." "That's beau" "Hey, check this out, Spank." "(blows whistle)" "("Stars and Stripes Forever" playing)" "(all laughing)" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Turn it up!" "(whistle blows)" "I have some questions." "(cheering and applause)" "You were just two kids from Compton, and now you're, like, Snoop's personal chef?" "(both) Yes." "How did that happen?" "Man, I woke up one day." "Check my Instagram and I" "I was getting all type of "ats."" "So I went to the video and it was Snoop." "Whatup,TrapKitchen." "I'mtryingto  getwithy'all." "Ilikewhaty'alldoing,man." "That( bleep)lookgood asa mother(bleep)." "He called again." "And he brought us to the compound, man." "It been great ever since." "And, uh, who went to Le Cordon Bleu?" "I did." "Ah!" "Are you the boss or are you partners?" "We're partners." "Partners." "Partners." "Yeah." "You didn't go to Cordon Bleu?" "No, I went to Granny kitchen Okay." "How was it?" "Uh, it was, uh, hell of an experience." "I'm just gonna say that." "But, uh, I wouldn't be where I am today if I hadn't took that step." "(cheering and applause)" "So, there's no way that, uh, you three are gonna watch me do all the heavy lifting, right?" "So, uh, we're gonna cook all our stuff together today, okay?" "Teamwork, teamwork make it dream work, you know?" "(FredWreck) Hey, don't let 'em-- don't let 'em eat without a drink." "This is a football party." "We're supposed to be drinking." "Oh, out the thing?" "You want me to hit it?" "Snoop, I'll pump it." "(cheering and applause)" "Let's go, Snoop!" "Go, go!" "Oh!" "(laughing)" "Oh, you're gonna, you're gonna kill 'em." "Hands up." "(all) Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Hands up, hands up." "Whoo!" "(cheers and applause)" "That's why I didn't go to college." "(laughter)" "So, don't go away." "When we come back, we have more fun with food and football." "Plus, I might tackle the person who convinced me to have a marching band on the stage." "Wait a minute." "(whistle blows)" "(marching band resumes) Yes!" "♪♪" "Hey, team, earmuffs." "Sorry (bleep) Eagles." "Can't even get me one or two points so I can win my fantasy league and go to the (bleep) Super Bowl." "Where did you get that sexy shower cap?" "I think I bought it off your website." "(laughter)" "Who is your favorite rapper?" "(all) Uh..." "Drake." "Ah!" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're cooking, baby... ♪" "(whistle blows)" "(marching band playing)" "(whistle blows)" "(Snoop) Welcome back." "I think it's a good time for our chefs to show us how they make their pineapple bowls." "Okay, okay." "Let's do it, let's do it." "Um, first of all, take this chicken right here, man." "Dump this pollo season in." "(Snoop) That's "poyo"?" "Pollo." "El pollo trapo?" "Yeah, man, you just get in there." "Get your hands on it." "Mm-hmm." "By the way, we like to use, uh, dark meat of the chicken." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "So, why don't y'all like white meat?" "It's cool." "Uh, white meat is a little bit dry." "No, white meat matters too." "(laughter)" "Thank you, Snoop." "Thank you." "Thank you." "(applause)" "We're gonna take this and lay it down skin side down." "Mmm, that smells good." "That's the griddle." "Mm, I see a couple of my football players, like, "Coach Snoop, can I get a plate of that?"" "This what I'm gonna do." "I'm gonna go grab some herbs so I can put, you know, flavors on them." "Not the Snoop herbs." "Yeah, yes, sir." "That special herb, right?" "Yeah, that one, you know, that thing that killed John Wayne." "Yeah." "(laughter)" "Have you got grill marks?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Mmm." "You hear me?" "(laughing)" "Okay." "Yeah." "(cheering and applause)" "Well, that look real good." "Oh, look, they have rice." "That looks like jasmine rice." "Yeah, that's jasmine." "That's jasmine?" "Yes, it's my favorite brand of rice." "I know Jasmine." "Oh, you do?" "That's the home girl." "Come on, man, that's the home girl." "So, we gonna take our pieces of chicken." "(Martha) Mmm... (Snoop) You gotta put that rice around it, though." "We're gonna take a few of these green onions." "Mm-hmm." "We're gonna top it." "Then we're gonna take a few of these pineapples." "Mm-hmm." "We're just gonna garnish 'em right on top." "I like the way you're using that word "garnish"." "Garnish, yeah, it's a great garnish." "'Cause I thought you was gonna say," ""We just gonna put 'em on top."" "Nah, we're gonna garnish 'em." "And then what's this?" "Uh, Sriracha." "Sriracha." "Martha, you like things hot?" "You like spicy?" "I like spicy, I like spicy." "Which one is yours, Martha?" "Moderately spicy." "Gonna be this one." "Not moderately." "Are you gonna teach us these new words, Martha, moderate?" "He put a whole bunch on." "She said, "I want it moderate," he just..." "Medio, medio, I want mine medio." "Wow, these are gorgeous." "I gonna make these for my next dinner party." "Look at that!" "(cheering and applause)" "That is gorgeous." "I'm gonna make turkey meatloaf burgers." "So, come on over here." "Come on, y'all." "I already, already ground up some finely chopped peppers and onion." "Smells good." "Yeah." "And then you add soy sauce." "Here, you stir." "Okay." "Worcestershire." "Work, Spank, go ahead now." "Oh, yeah, you know, I whip it." "Whip it in the kitchen." "1-1/2 teaspoons of salt." "Okay." "And mustard, I love mustard." "Mustard, what kind of mustard is that, Dijon?" "Dijon, yeah." "Dijon?" "They know what it is." "They do know what it is." "They went to that school of, uh, champions." "Yes." "(laughing)" "Le Cordon Bleu." "Cordon Bleu." "In France, you went in Paris?" "Las Vegas." "Oh, in Las Vegas." "Oh, with all those chefs?" "Yes." "Oh, boy." "Really stir." "Stir, stir, stir." "Can I get in there with my hands?" "No, yeah, you can." "Yeah, we're gonna make four-inch burgers, six of them." "Four-inch burgers?" "Eight of them, eight of them, okay." "I'm gonna get in there with my hands now." "Good." "It's not good enough right there." "Here come on, wanna make patties?" "That's what you're doing, hamburger patties?" "Yes, see how soft they are?" "Let me get a little bit of that too." "Make this early in the day of the game." "(Chef Spank) You look like a professional." "(Snoop) You like that, huh?" "I got skills." "Yours is little." "Mine is little?" "A little bit little." "(laughter)" "You want more on it?" "Well, you can." "How you think I look like this, Martha?" "That's right, you're good." "Exactly." "Every time I make him a bowl, I make him a fat pineapple bowl." "Exactamundo." "(laughter)" "Okay, I know what she talking about." "She want more meat around the edges." "She want that thing like that." "(laughter) Okay." "Okay, now, we're going to get these turkey meatloaf burgers in the grill, on the Green Egg." "Is that a Green Egg over there?" "Yeah, do you have one?" "No, that's my dream barbecue pit, though." "Oh, ho!" "(Snoop) Okay, that's a good thing." "(cheering and applause)" "I can dig that Martha, you know." "Here, you wanna open that for me?" "It's really heavy." "Ahh..." "Oh, yeah, this is nice." "Yes, see?" "So, put our turkey burgers right on here." "Oh, that's amazing, Martha." "Isn't that beautiful?" "It really is." "See?" "Oh, wow." "Martha just showed me something that I got to have." "Oh, we gotta get one of these." "No, for real, in a real way." "(FredWreck) Upper echelon, Snoop, upper echelon." "This is an upper echelon, ain't it?" "Yeah." "Martha is teaching me how to learn." "(laughter) You too?" "That's real important, kids, that y'all pay attention and learn how to learn." "(Martha) Okay, let's close it guys." "Cool." "Okay, so that's gonna cook for a little bit." "Snoop, I heard you're so very into fantasy football." "Fantasy football and me have a love-hate relationship, you know." "(Martha) Well, in case you've blocked it out, take a look how things went for your fantasy team last year, Snoop." "Hey, team, earmuffs." "Sorry (bleep) Eagles." "Can't even get me one or two points so I can win my fantasy league and go to the Super Bowl." "What the (bleep) is worse right now being a (bleep) Cowboy fan." "(bleep) Raider fan..." "Did I say that?" "Or Steeler fan." "What?" "You need to get dropped down to (bleep) little league football, you sorry (bleep)." "I hate playing the (bleep) Ravens." "These (bleep) season is over with and they playing us hard as a (bleep)." "Just lose the game and lay down, (bleep), so we can win and get into the playoffs." "Feel for you, Philadelphia fans." "These (bleep) sorry." "I'm gonna start watching soccer and tennis." "(bleep) this (bleep)." "(laughter)" "He was sad!" "He was sad." "Snoop, we have to go to break, but I have one vital question." "Where did you get that sexy shower cap?" "I think I bought it off your website." "(laughing)" "I'm not so sure about that, but we'll figure it out after the break." "(whistle blows)" "♪♪" "(cheering and applause)" "(Martha) Mark Zuckerberg, he's the head of Facebook." "Oh, that's who you want?" "Yeah, yeah." "Do you know Mark Zuckerberg?" "Yeah, I do." "I have a Facebook account." "(laughter)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We cooking, baby ♪" "(cheering and applause)" "Welcome back, everybody." "(Snoop) Here with us tonight, Chef Spank and Chef News." "AKA, the Trap Kitchen." "So, help yourselves." "I need one of those turkey burgers, man." "We eat this all the time." "Yeah, I don't want that, I want this over here." "That's good." "Good?" "You like the turkey burger?" "Yeah." "And your pineapple bowl is fantastic." "Mm-hmm." "Y'all miss now this Kool-Aid, dog, for real, though." "So, when did you start the Kool-Aid thing?" "I've been drinking Kool-Aid since the early '70s." "What?" "We was raised on Kool-Aid." "Mm-hmm." "We used to freeze it." "Did you freeze it into ice pops?" "Mm-hmm." "And put the little toothpick in the middle, mm-hmm." "Toothpick?" "Yeah." "We used a popsicle stick." "We didn't have that kind of money." "Nah, we had to use..." "(laughter)" "Come on, Martha, we're working with a different budget around here." "We had spoons on my Granny's freezer." "Yeah, she had a whole ice cream stick." "We had a toothpick." "Snoop, I have a question for you." "If you love football so much, how come you never played?" "Well, actually, I did play, Martha." "I played as a youngster growing up on the East side of the LBC all the way up to high school, so, you know, I got game." "Did you want a career in the NFL?" "Well, I didn't wanna practice." "I didn't wanna lift weights." "I didn't wanna do none of that." "I just wanted to, you know, get to the game." "Snoop, what position did you play?" "I played quarterback, wide receiver, and I played a little bit of, um, P-I-M-P, too." "Okay!" "(laughter)" "You guys all I've for fantasy football, right?" "Putting together imaginary teams to win imaginary games, right?" "Love it, love it, love it." "Well, what if you could put together your ultimate team of friends." "Wow." "(cheering and applause)" "Instead of picking players for their athletic abilities, we're gonna pick 'em to be on our life squad." "(laughing)" "We get to choose three people from the board right over here." "(Snoop) Let's go, team." "Team Martha, Team Snoop." "Okay." "But I gotta pick wisely 'cause you know, one snitch in the crew will bring everybody down." "(laughter)" "So, I get to go first." "Yeah, please, ladies first." "There's one person there." "He's future thinking and he's young." "Yeah, yeah, he's young." "I want young friends." "I know, that's right." "So, that's Mark Zuckerberg." "He's the head of Facebook?" "Oh, that's who you want?" "Yeah, yeah." "He got a whole lot of money, too." "He's so rich." "We'll always be taken care by Mark Zuckerberg." "Okay, okay." "You got a point there, you got a point there." "Martha, my first pick is definitely gonna be the lovely Rihanna." "(cheering and applause)" "RiRi, baby!" "You should've picked her, Martha." "Well..." "Do you know Mark Zuckerberg?" "Yeah, I do." "I have a Facebook account." "(laughter)" "Okay, we have to pick another one." "I need somebody young also, though." "Yeah." "And spicy." "You can have spicy." "Somebody that don't take no crap." "All right, who?" "Who up on that list..." "Bieber." "Oh, good, I like him." "(laughter)" "Good, okay." "(Snoop) Y'all" " First of all, y'all gonna be in jail, yeah." "in the first two months after y'all hang out" "I see y'all going to jail and "Zuckerberger"" "blowing all his money trying to bail y'all out." "(laughter)" "I'm gonna have to go with a vet." "Mm-hmm." "Will." "Oh, yeah, that's long range money." "Now if we ain't got that Zuckerberger money, but we got that, uh, "Independence Day" money." "So, now we should go for smart." "Smart?" "Yeah." "Somebody who's always scheming and getting away with plans and plots and stuff?" "Olivia Pope, "Scandal."" "(laughter)" "Kerry Washington, she's beautiful..." "Yeah, she's gorgeous." "And she's very calculating." "So, with our last pick, we're gonna be socially, politically..." "Correct, yes." "We're gonna take Bernie because white lives matter." "(laughter)" "I like my squad." "I think that RiRi and Will gon' give us a nice time, a whole lot of money, a whole lot of fun." "And I think Bernie's gonna make sure that we don't go to jail." "He gonna bail us out." "He gonna be our "Get Out of Jail Free" card." "Just like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card!" "Bernie, we back in jail again." "Dammit, Snoop." "(Martha) When we come back, we're going to find out what Snoop's football team really thinks of this guy." "(cheering and applause)" "(whistle blows)" "♪♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're cooking, baby... ♪" "We're back and now joined by the Pomona Steelers from Snoop's Youth League." "(cheering and applause)" "These are cute guys." "Yeah, come on, whoo!" "(cheering and applause)" "And your name?" "My name is Dyson McCutcheon, I play running back." "My name is CJ Montes, I play quarterback." "My name is Anthony Beavers and I play wide receiver." "My name is Jordon Rouse and I play wide receiver." "(cheering and applause)" "Okay." "Now is Coach Snoop a good coach?" "Yes, he is a very good coach." "He teaches us to always try hard and try our best." "Oh, okay." "(applause)" "One up for Snoop!" "Does Coach Snoop give out great gifts?" "(players) Yes, yes!" "(crosstalk)" "Okay, so I have one more question, and this is important." "Who is your favorite rapper?" "Uh... (all) Drake." "Ah!" "Who?" "Drake." "Wait a minute, wait-wait-wait-wait." "♪♪" "(crosstalk)" "♪ Call me on my cell phone ♪" "♪ Hey ♪" "♪ Late night when you need my love ♪" "♪ And I know when that hotline bling ♪" "(Snoop) Thank you to Trap Kitchen." "DJ FredWreck." "The Snoop Youth Football League." "And the Pot Luck Marching Band." "We'll see you next time on" ""Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."" "Y'all be cool, baby!" "Bye!" "(cheering and applause)" "(whistle blows)" "("Stars and Stripes Forever" playing)"