"Sampson, come on, giddap." "Giddap, boy." "Come on, Sampson." "Giddap." "Sampson." "Come on, now." "Giddap." "Giddap, Sampson." "[sighing] [car approaching]" "[birds chirping] [footsteps approaching]" "Daniel, where have you been?" "Your father's fit to be tied." "There was a horseless carriage." "I was afraid it was somethin' like that." "You and your flights of fancy." "What are we gonna do?" "Your father and I have enough to worry about, what with all that's happenin' in town." " Where's Pa?" " In the barn, tending' to Sampson." "[sighs]" "[Sampson snorting]" "Sorry, Pa." "[snorting]" "Sorry ain't good enough." "Just lucky Sampson didn't break a leg. [grunting]" "Pa, there was a horseless carriage right here in Paradise Valley." "[equipment clanking]" "This is a farm, Daniel." "Work's got to be done when it's supposed to be done." " [sighs] I hate the farm." " What was that?" "I said I hate the farm." "I wish you'd sell it." "I hate it." "You don't know what you're saying." "Yes, I do." "It's nothin'!" "It's just a a dried-up, miserable piece of ground." "You hold your tongue!" "There's wood needs splitting'." "You go on, get to it." "Go on!" "[birds chirping]" "Man works and slaves to give his son somethin', somethin' worth havin', and he throws it back like it don't mean beans." "He's just a boy, Jonas." "He's 12 years old." "[chuckling] [sighs]" "Sun be settin' soon." "Trout'll be near starving'." "[axe dropping] [birds squawking]" "I ever tell you 'bout the time Pecos Bill wrestled John Henry at the upside-down mountain?" "At least a hundred times, Pa." "That many, huh?" "Well, what about that mornin'" "Pecos Bill spiked Paul Bunyan's flapjacks with chili peppers?" "Bunyan's breath came spurting' out like fire." "Burned down the entire Arizona Territory." "I reckon I told you that one too." "What about the time old Pecos Bill took on, single-handed," "50 of the toughest, meanest outlaws this side of the Rockies?" "A person would have to be a fool to take on 50 men." "Well, sir, them 50 varmints, they slapped leather." "But before you could say, "Pass the peas,"" "Pecos Bill emptied both his six-shooters and shot off the trigger fingers of each and every last desperado." " Trigger fingers?" " Well, it was Sunday." "Pecos never killed on a Sunday." "It's just a tall tale." "Well, just 'cause it's a tall tale don't mean it ain't true." "That's crazy talk." "Then old Pecos Bill swung his lariat, roped a passin' twister, and he rode off into the sky." "Pa, Pecos Bill ain't real." "He's out there, where's there's still enough elbowroom for a man to wander." "He's out there, where the land's still young and wild." "You don't believe me." "I swear to you by the Code of the West," "Pecos Bill is as real as you and me." "Now, you know the Code of the West, don't you?" "Yeah, Pa, I know." "Respect the land, defend the defenseless, and don't you never spit in front of women nor children." "[loon crying]" "[Pa] What do you want me to do?" "Do you want me to bow down?" "You want me to sell like the rest of them?" "[Ma] If it means staying alive, yes." "Why does it always have to be you that's the hero?" "Why does it always have to be you that sticks his neck out?" "Because somebody's got to." " Jonas, no guns." " Sarah." "This isn't one of the stories you tell to Daniel." "It ain't that bad." "You're so quick to risk your life." "What about your family?" "What about us?" "That's why I'm doin' this." "[sighing]" "I'll be back before you know it." "[sighing]" "Be careful." "[thunderclap]" " [whip cracking] - [horse whinnying]" "[Pa whistling] Giddap." " [people chattering] - [thunderclap] [chattering continues] [man #1] I'm selling." "I don't think he'll take no for an answer." "[man #2] He can't make us, not if we all stick together." "[door opening] [thundering]" "My pa was a farmer, and I know what it's like to work the land till your hands are blistered and raw, hopin' the weather won't turn bad, praying' the crop will come in," "hangin' on when it don't." "Oh, yeah." "I know what it's like to be a farmer." "And I got out." "Hallelujah." "[clearing throats]" "Now I'm givin' y'all the same chance I made for myself:" "a way out." " $50 an acre." " [thunderclap]" " [gasping, excited chattering] - $50?" "Cold cash." "With that kind of pocket change, my friends, you can buy yourselves a nice new house in town." "Fill it with all the modern conveniences." "Industry makes them things." "Factories goin' round the clock." "Oil wells to power 'em." " That's the future!" " And then what?" "And who might you be, friend?" "The name's Jonas Hackett." "And you ain't no friend of mine." "What happens after Mr. Stiles and his partners from back east are all... all done tearing' and ripping' apart Paradise Valley, like you did over the mountain in Gravity Valley?" "I'll tell you what happens." "Jefferson County'll be next." "But, Jonas... $50 an acre." "That's a lot of money." "No question about it." "This is the deed to my farm." "My farm!" "It's got my sweat in it." "My blood too." "It's where my children were born, where my father's buried, and it's where I want to be buried too." "And that's worth a lot more to me than $50 an acre." "It's worth a lot more to me than any price." " I ain't selling'." " [thunderclap]" "[door opening] [crowd murmuring]" " [farmer] Move ahead." " [woman] I'm right behind ya." "It's a real gully washer out here." " Good night, Jonas." " [farmer] We'll talk about it tomorrow." "[farmer #2] All right with me." "Let's think about it." "[farmer] All right, boss." " [rustling] - [gasping]" " Daniel?" " Howdy, Pa." "[grunting]" "Just heard you and Ma." "You be quiet now, and listen to me." "[men yelling]" "You take this deed." "You take it and don't you let anybody have it, no matter what." " Pa!" " No matter what!" "Do you understand me?" "Now, go!" "Go on!" " Pa, listen!" " Go, blast it!" "Go!" "[man] He don't have it." "The deed." "Where is it?" "I told ya, I ain't selling'." "Don't play games with me." "You had it at the meetin'." "The kid." "He must've give it to the kid." "Find the brat." "If he gives you any trouble, kill him." " [grunting] - [gunshot]" "Pa!" "[sighs] [murmuring]" "I've done everything I can do." "It's in the Lord's hands now." "[man] Jonas is tough." "He'll pull through." "Well, I'll tell you one thing:" "I'm sellin'." "Pullin' out." "No piece of ground is worth dyin' over." "[sobbing]" "[squawking]" "[squawking]" " [vultures squawking] - [Daniel gasping] [gasps]" "Where am I?" "Stick 'em up." "Hands above your head." " Now." " But..." "Zeb, search him." "Search him!" "Get outta that boat, boy." "[grunting]" "Hands above your head." " Hey, what we got here?" " Hey, that's mine!" "Give it back!" " That's his." "He wants it back." " Hands up." "Hands up." " [breathing heavily]" " I hear some jingle." "[giggling]" "We got 16 cents." "Hot spit." "Any..." "Any gold in his teeth?" " Agh!" " Open that mouth, boy!" " Ah!" " Open up." " Ah." " I count one..." "Wider!" "Two..." "Four fillings." " Oh, ho-ho!" " Ah!" "Somebody ain't been brushing'." "[both men giggling] [panting]" "Grub..." "Let me kill this one." "You killed the last two in a row." "That's 'cause I'm better at it than you." "Oh." "What's fair is fair." "How am I gonna get good at it if I don't practice?" "Oh, all right." "Go ahead." " [breathing heavily] - [laughing] [giggling]" "Should I shoot him right between the eyes?" "So long, kid." "Sorry to stunt your growth." "Now, don't you move." "[both giggling]" " [gunshot echoing] - [Zeb yelping] [gunshot echoing, bullet zinging]" "Trigger finger." "Somebody done shot off my trigger finger. [howling] [roaring sound]" "[yelling]" "[moaning, yelping]" "[whimpering]" "Agh!" "[whimpering continues] [whinnying]" "[whinnying]" "Who are you?" "I'm a ring-tailed roarer." "I can draw faster, shoot straighter, ride harder and drink longer than any man alive." " I ride cyclones and I..." " Got a name, don't you?" "I'm gettin' to that." "I am the ripsnortingest cowboy that ever rode north, south, east or west of the Rio Grande." "I'm Pecos Bill." "[scoffs] Yeah." "Okay, and I'm Santa Claus." " Friendly cuss, ain't he, Widowmaker?" " [whinnying]" "Name's Daniel." "Daniel Hackett." "Well, Dan'l Hackett," "I believe them varmints got somethin' that belongs to ya." "[coins jingling]" "Come on, mister." "Let us go." "We..." "We was only foolin'." "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "We wasn't gonna hurt the boy." "Just one bullet, that's all it would've been." "[Pecos Bill] I oughta plug you two right now." "But I make it a rule never to kill a man on Sunday." "Today's Wednesday." "Wednesday?" "[both] Oh!" "[gunshots]" "Don't kill us harmless old bandits!" " [laughing] - [whining, arguing]" "So, where are you headed, Dan'l Hackett?" "Where am I?" " Texas." " Texas?" " Where'd you think you was?" " I don't know." "Last thing I remember is fallin' asleep in Paradise Valley." "Guess my boat must have gotten loose." "Drifted all the way down from Paradise Valley?" "I know." "Or I can't explain it either, but it's the truth." " [chuckling]" " Hey, where you goin'?" "South, down Mexico way." "Mister, I gotta get home." "My pa's bad hurt." "I gotta take care of my ma and my little brother." "If you stay here, you're gonna fry like a bug on a hot skillet." "You best come with me." "[grunting] [man] You work more like a woman." "Put some muscle into it." "Get out of the way!" "[moaning]" " Stop dragging!" " Ow!" "Ow!" "[workman coughing]" "[brakes squeaking]" "[foreman shouting in distance]" "Paradise Valley." "My idea of heaven." "Iron." "Coal." "Oil." "Copper." "Riches beyond the imagination, just waitin' for a few rugged individuals with the vision, the strength and the means to make their dreams come true." "Gentlemen... we stand on the edge of history." " What about the deeds?" " Ah, we'll have 'em tonight." "Do you mean to tell me you still don't have the deeds?" " It's under control." " Now listen, Stiles." "What if we complete the tunnel, and the farmers haven't sold?" "This is the West." "Things are simple here." "There's only one law:" "winner take all." "And I plan to take it." "Well, you best be right." "Otherwise you'll end up back where you started." " [striking match]" " Just another gun for hire." "By the time that tunnel breaks through," "I guarantee you, we will have the deeds to every inch of Paradise Valley." "[tapping]" "One way or another." "Whoa, Widowmaker." "We'll make camp here." "[grunting] Good boy." "Good boy, Widowmaker." " [whinnying]" " Whoa, boy!" "Whoa, Widowmaker." "Easy, son." "Widowmaker's kinda particular 'bout folks taking' liberties with him." "Matter of fact, last man who tried that," "Widowmaker kicked him so hard he ended up halfway to the moon." "Name of Lanky Hank." "He bounced up and down for a month of Sundays, until finally I just had to shoot him down so he could have a proper burial." "The moon's thousands of miles away." "There's no way a man could bounce that high." "You sure do know a lot for a half-growed piglet." "So how's this for plain English?" "Stay away from the horse, or he'll kill ya." " I'll try to remember that." " See that you do." " [whinnying] - [howling] [howling continues]" "[Pecos Bill snickers]" "Shh." " [Pecos Bill laughing] - [whinnying]" "Kinda makes it all worthwhile, don't it?" "I ain't goin' to Mexico." "Now, who said anything about Mexico?" "We're headed north." "Paradise Valley?" "You got some business to settle, ain't ya?" "But why?" "Why would you go out of your way for me?" "You comin', or ain't ya?" "[whistle blowing]" "[Stiles] Hackett's farm." "Right smack in the middle of everything." "Without that deed, I won't have a bucket to spit in." "Well?" "Hackett's kid's disappeared, and the deed with him." "Oh, in other words, you let him get away." "Me?" "No, uh..." "The kid got ahold of a boat," " he slipped..." " I want that kid!" "[Daniel] I ain't lookin' for a fight with this Stiles." "I just wanna get back to Paradise Valley." "[Pecos Bill] Well, sometimes a fight comes looking' for you." "Finds you too, no matter where you hide." "It would be a hundred to one." "Nobody can win against those odds." "A hundred to one?" "Job like this calls for a big man." "Mr. Paul Bunyan." "Paul Bunyan?" "Yeah, right." "[workmen whistling, shouting, grunting]" " [horses snorting]" " Ho!" "Ho!" "Oh!" "Bunyan?" "Never heard of him." " That's 'cause he don't exist." " [chuckling]" "You ain't never heard of Paul Bunyan, greatest logger of 'em all?" "No." "C'mon, Dan'l." "Let's haul freight outta this manure wagon." "[whistling] Hey, come here." "Come here." "Huh?" "I hear that you're lookin' for Big Paul?" " You know Paul Bunyan?" " [chuckling] Know him?" "By cracky, yeah." "I've flipped more flapjacks and slung more hash than you can shake a fist at tryin' to fill the belly of that fella." "I never could, you know?" "Well, would you know where he might be?" "Paul pulled up stakes when the first machinery moved in here." "The last I heard, he'd settled in the great redwood forest." "Well, I am much obliged to you, old feller." "'Preciate it." "Um, thank you, sir." "Good luck to ya." "Just an old geezer." "What does he know?" " Huh." "More than you." " [heavy footsteps]" "Howdy." "[man] Hey!" "[grunting]" "Ooh!" "[Pecos Bill] Hey, get off of him." "[grunting, yelling]" "[man] Whoa!" "We'll take that deed, kid." "Ha-ha!" "Ow!" "Hah!" "[buzz saw whining]" "Pecos!" "Help me!" "[grunts]" "There he is!" " Pecos!" " Hang on, Dan'l!" "[cackles]" "[Daniel screaming]" " Oh!" " [Daniel screaming]" "Pecos!" "Pecos!" "Aah!" "[workmen shouting] [yelling]" " [grunting]" " Let's go, kid." "This way." "We gotta get you outta here." "All right, now." "Come on out." " [crashing] - [neighing]" " [workmen gasping] - [neighing]" "Attaboy, Widowmaker!" "Get the hell outta here." "Down that pipe, and keep goin'!" "Say hi to Big Paul." "And good luck." "[whistles] Let's go." "[grunting] Hyah!" " Come back here, kid!" " Come on!" "What are you waitin' for?" "Jump!" "[grunts]" " [neighing] - [Pecos Bill laughing]" " [Pecos Bill] Aha!" " [Daniel laughing] [birds calling]" "What I can't understand is how'd they know we's a-comin'?" " Maybe the telegraph." " The what?" "They're strings of wire which, uh, allow a man, let's say, over in San Francisco, to talk to a man in, uh..." "New York City." "Go on." "You're tellin' me a tall tale." "Ain't no voice that can carry that far." "They don't actually talk to each other, see." "But word has it that that's comin' too." "This man named Bell, he's claiming' that people can be hundreds of miles away and hold a conversation like... they're as close as I am to you." "Everybody'll know everybody else's business?" "Well, in no time, ain't gonna be a single place left a man can find any privacy." "Tell you, about everybody... everybody and their dog is probably after us by now." "Humph." "Well, used to be when a man got a head start, it meant something." " At least we got away." " What?" "[Pecos Bill] What the..." "Never enough for you termites, is it?" "Not enough you swindled me outta my camp, robbed me of my trade, now you want my woods too." "You want it all!" "I'm makin' my stand." "At least if I go down swingin', I go down like a man!" "[grunts]" "Ah, hesh up, ya log-brain." "Pecos?" "Let me take a gander at ya." "You steaming' pile of buffalo pucky." "You're still ugly." "I told Sam they're not loggers, they're butchers." "Them with their fancy machines, cutting' everything in sight, the weak with the strong, the sapling with the full-growed, so's nothin' could ever sprout again." "You know what Sam said?" "He said I was behind the times." "Me Paul Bunyan, the man who invented logging'." "Who thought up the double-bladed ax?" "Huh?" "Me." "Who dreamed up the log flume?" "Me again." "Don't think it's easy." "My head hurt for days with that one." "What about the grindstone?" "Flapjack contest?" "Wedge cutting'?" "Three-point stance?" "Me, me, me, me!" " [liquid gurgling] - [clears throat]" "Maybe I'm just old-fashioned." "But in my day we didn't kill the land, we just borrowed from it." "Well, now, what in tarnation are you gonna do about it?" "I'm gonna do as I durn well please." "The rest of the world can go to blazes!" "And would that be including' Paradise Valley?" "Paradise Valley?" "No concern of mine." "You're not Paul Bunyan." "[slurping]" "Who says I ain't?" "My pa used to tell me stories about Paul Bunyan." "He said that Paul Bunyan was a giant of a man." "A man who could look danger in the eyes and laugh in its face!" "Well, he did get those parts right." "Well, not from where I'm sittin'." "Seems to me you're hidin' out, feelin' sorry for yourself." "Pecos, who is this kid?" "Seems to me that you're just plain scared." "You are not the Paul Bunyan my pa was tellin' me about." "How old are you, kid?" "Twelve." "Do me a big, Sequoia-size favor." "Stay outta my way if you wanna be 13." "[Daniel] Is that ox really blue?" "[Pecos Bill] Of course he is." "He was born durin' the winter of the blue snow." " [Ox bellows]" " Move it, Pecos." "He's feelin' frisky." " You move it." " We are movin' it." "Big blue bag of beef." "Oughta be hauling' logs, not hauling' ass." " [bellowing]" " Pardon my French." "Don't you worry, pretty baby." "Papa's here." "He's not gonna let the bad man hurt you." " [bellowing]" " Watch your mouth, Pecos." " Babe's very sensitive." " [Pecos chuckles]" "We'll catch the ferry at Liberty City." "Save us three days." "Liberty City?" "Home to every horse thief, bushwhacker, con artist in the territory." "Who will try his hand against the latest miracle of modern technology?" "I'm offerin' 10-to-1 odds that this new machine can drive steel faster than anyone alive." "Now, come on." "Come on!" "Gotta be someone here man enough to try." "You, sir." "Come on." "Someone out there." "There's gotta be someone man enough to try." "[chuckling]" "Heh-heh." "Whoa." "My name's John Henry." "And, mister, you got yourself a bet." " [cheering, shouting]" " Whoa!" "I'm offerin' 12-1 the machine wins." " [crowd cheering] - [man] 12-1!" "It'd be a sucker's bet at 20-1." "$100 even money says he whoops that goldang contraption." "Even money, Pecos?" "You can do better than that." "I don't know, John Henry." "That thingamajigger means business." "We'll see." " [crowd cheering] - [chuckling]" " Ya-hoo!" " Ya ready?" "I'm missin' my shaker." "Can't drive steel without a shaker." "Who'll hold for this man?" "And be squashed like a tin can by his hammer?" " Ain't nobody that dimwitted." " [chuckling]" "Come on." "Somebody's gotta have the gumption." "[Widowmaker snorts, neighs]" "Widowmaker!" "Pecos!" "Sorry, Dan'l, but I gotta protect my investment." "Pecos!" "That's a brave boy." "Everybody, how about a round of applause for this courageous young lad?" "[crowd cheering]" "May the Lord have mercy on his soul." "Mister." "I..." "I can't do it." "You don't know what you can do until you try." "Come on." "[laughing]" "Come on, boy." "Come on." "You just grab ahold of this drill, and give it a shake and a turn after each hit." "[steam drill hissing]" "All right." "What if you miss it?" "I never miss." "Leastwise, I haven't yet." " Ready!" " He's ready!" "Aaah!" "Come on, come on." "[clanging]" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Four-foot jumper, son." "Make it snappy." "Come on!" "Come on, John Henry!" "Paul Bunyan!" "As I live and breathe. [chuckling]" "You live and breathe later." "You got a race to win, so move it!" "[clanging steadily]" "Time to get serious." "Come on." "All right." "¶ This 20-pound hammer ¶" "Whoo!" "¶ Shines like silver ¶" "Whoo!" "¶ Shines like silver ¶" "¶ But it rings like gold ¶ Whoo!" "¶ Oh, it rings like... ¶ Whoo!" "Six-foot jumper, son." "Go!" "Hurry!" "Hah!" "Hah!" "Hah!" "[clanging steadily]" "Hurry, boy." "Hurry!" "I can't do it!" "Come on!" " They're too far ahead." " Come on!" "Come on, son." "Come on." "Aaah!" " Aaah!" "Aaah!" " [clanging]" " Get up, Dan'l!" "Get up, boy!" " Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Aaah!" "Whoo!" " [clanging stops] - [crowd cheering]" "Damn!" "[man] The machine wins." "Aaah!" "Whoo!" "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time and your money." "[grunts]" "I'm sorry." "You gave it your best shot?" "Well, if you gave it your best shot, you ain't got nothin' to be sorry for." "Go ahead, Widowmaker." "Might as well get your licks in too." "[whinnying]" "[Stiles] Looks like the boy's been through here." "Hey!" "J.P., look at this." "Somebody's finger." "Somebody's trigger finger." "Hmm." "[mariachis playing] [audience laughing, whistling, whooping]" "[man singing in Spanish]" "My record was perfect before today." "Now you are forever tarnished with ignominious defeat." "Aw, c'mon, fellers." "He's just a kid." "He's bad news, Bill, in britches." "He ain't that..." " What is it?" " Sarsaparilla." " To the Code." " To the Code." "What do you know about the Code?" "Plenty." "My pa's always goin' on about it." "Knowin' about the Code ain't the same as living' by it." "Good enough." "To the Code of the West." " Code of the North." " The Code of the South." "[all] Respect the land, defend the defenseless, and don't never spit in front of women and children." "[spittoon pings]" "You just stepped over the line, boy." "Well, howdy, friend." "How about me buyin' you a drink?" "Sure." "Just as soon as I'm done skinning' this marmot." " Holler if you need a hand." " What?" "This little saddle sore?" " He ain't even worth your time." " I'll be the judge of that." "I'd take that drink if I was you." "So, what are you drinkin'?" "Whiskey." "Jasper, let me have some whiskey." "Shucks." " Gentlemen." "To Texas." " [spitting]" "The nearest thing to heaven on God's green Earth." "You from Texas?" "I do have that honor, sir." "I thought I smelled something' funny in here." "[cackling]" "[cackling continues]" "Easy, Pecos." "Can't scrap on an empty stomach." "You know that." "Mister, are you insultin' the great state of Texas?" "The great state of two-bit tinhorns, you mean?" "Mister, you can insult me, and you can insult my friends." "As a matter of fact, you can even insult my mother or my horse." "But, mister, don't you ever insult the great state of Texas." "[man cackling]" " [man] Uh-oh." " [cackling] [woman screams]" "Good." "[cackling]" "You even hit like a Texan." "[cackling]" " [men shouting] - [blows landing]" "[woman screaming] [man] Get back here." "[singing in Spanish] [yelping]" "All right!" "Party's over." " [chicken squawks] - [music stops]" "Anybody else?" "Anybody make a move, and I'll fill 'em full of lead, or my name ain't Calamity Jane." "Jasper, who started this confabulation?" "Uh..." "Them two... [clunk] [man groans]" "And, uh... where'd that other one get to?" "Oh!" "[thumping]" "Well, paint my toenails and curl my hair." "Calamity?" "My cactus flower." "Don't "cactus flower" me, you double-crossin' dog." "I missed you, darlin'." "If only you knew how much I been thinkin' about you..." "I know too well, you pissant, flea-infested little weasel." "Oh." "Mmm." "Calamity, you are lookin' mighty purty tonight." "Tryin' to sweet-talk me?" "You hairy, overgrown, mealy-mouthed, two-faced, lying', snivelin' snake." "You gutless, brainless, heartless sidewinder." "You ain't still sore about Amarillo, are you?" "Ya had to bring up Amarillo?" "[exhaling]" "[sighing]" "What's she got aging you anyway, Pecos?" "Oh, I run out on her." "Now, Bill, why'd you wanna go and do somethin' like that?" "Calamity's a mighty..." "handsome woman, Pecos." " Oh, I know." " In her own way." " [woman screaming] - [rowdy laughter]" " [carriage clattering] - [man] Whoo!" "Giddap!" " Oh!" " Buy me a drink, big boy?" " Maybe some other time." " [laughing] What's the matter?" "Is it past your bedtime?" "[woman laughing]" "[ox mooing]" "Kid run away faster than a scared rabbit." "Amen and good riddance." "[Paul Bunyan] He bothered me." "Why shouldn't he run?" "You been aging that boy since you set eyes on him." " [rumbling]" " What in tarnation?" "[Pecos Bill] Ohh." " [Babe bellowing]" " It's Dan'l." "Ho, Babe." "Ho, ox." "Ho, Babe." "So, Dan'l Hackett, how does it feel to be on the wrong side of the law?" "Oh, fine." "As long as my ma don't find out." "[John Henry] Boy, I didn't know you had it in you." "[Paul Bunyan] That's my ox." " What's that noise?" " Whatever it is, it's comin' this way." "[distant rumbling]" "Faster, you dumb ox!" "[yelling] [bellowing]" "Ho, ox." "Run, Daniel." "Run, boy." "Come back here, you lily-livered cowards!" "[panting]" "[people screaming, shouting]" "What's wrong with the dumb animal?" "Why ain't he pulling', Paul?" "[Babe lowing]" "Why'd he quit pulling', Paul?" "It's very simple." "If you insulted him, you have to apologize." " Paul..." " Mr. Pecos Bill." "I ain't apologizin' to no ox." " [engines rumbling] - [people shouting]" " Babe?" " [mooing]" "Uncle Pecos thinks you're the purtiest blue ox he ever did see, and he is very, very sorry for any hurtfulness he may have caused you." " Now, pull!" " [bellowing]" " Yeah." "Go, baby." " [John Henry] C'mon, Babe, pull." "Aaah!" "[all shouting]" " [laughing] - [John Henry] Yeah!" "Timber." "[coughing]" "All right, spread out." "If you find the boy, head for the ferry." " [bystander] Look out." " [Paul Bunyan] Oh, dear." "Timber." "[groaning, panting]" "Take that, you pissants!" "I'm Paul Bunyan!" "I'm 300 pounds of ragin' fury." " [gunshot]" " Ooh!" "You're in trouble now!" "Don't point your little gun at me, you sissy." "I can out-eat and out-swing any one of you." "I'm..." "Ha!" "I'm Paul Bunyan!" "I got him." "[laughing]" "Hold on there, kid." "[laughing]" " Where do you think you're goin'?" " Gimme that deed, punk." " [man] Oops." " [bully laughing] Hey." "[screaming]" " [screaming] - [groaning]" "Now I got you, boy." "Come here." "Oh." "Oh." " [yelping] - [bones crunching]" "[panting] [gate creaking]" "[panting continues]" "[Stiles] Nobody's gonna hurt you, son." "Just hand over that deed." " You shot Pa!" " Son, your pa's a fool." "He's stuck in the past, and he wants you stuck there with him." "But that ain't what you want, is it?" "You don't wanna waste your life behind a plow." "Huh-uh." "You want more than that." "You hate that farm." "It ain't nothin' but a dried-up, miserable piece of ground." "Now, gimme that deed!" " [blade scraping]" " Son, you're tryin' my patience." "Gimme that deed, like a good little boy." "[grunts]" "[yelling]" "Kid, trouble seems to follow you like a bird dog." "Lucky for me, I got my friends." "Yeah." "Well, we ain't that good friends." "Get your carcass off of me!" " Move it, kid." " [Stiles] You can't get away from me!" "Get 'em!" "Get 'em!" "[gasping] Move it, kid." "Move it!" "[Pecos Bill] Go, Dan'l." "Run, boy." "Come on, boy!" "[John Henry] Run, Daniel, run!" "[John Henry] Come on!" "[John Henry] Come on, Pecos!" "Paul, run!" " [Pecos Bill] Come on." "Hurry up!" " [yelling]" "Timber." "This ain't over, kid." "Not by a long shot." " [Babe lowing] - [Widowmaker nickering]" "[John Henry] Thinkin' about your pa?" "I used to bait a line with my daddy when I was a young'un." "Never caught much, but that was never the point." "Seems like fishing's the only time me and Pa actually get along." "You two lock horns, huh?" "Where Pa's concerned, I can't do nothin' right." "My daddy was the same way." "Tellin' me what to do, like I didn't have no mind of my own." "Exactly." "Although I know I should have finished the plowing'." "Well, now, I see he only bothered on account of how much he cared for me." "Daddy was just doin' the best he knew how." "That's why it grieves me" "I never got the gumption to tell him how I felt about him." " Why not?" " Daddy got sold downriver." "Sold?" "We was slaves." "It's too late for me." "Let's hope it's not too late for you." "[Pecos Bill] First that blasted ox." "Now a goldurned jackass!" " Might as well ride turtles." " [John Henry] Cold Molasses is a mule!" "[Pecos Bill] I wasn't referrin' to her." "Shake a hoof." " Come sunup, we got the Endless Desert." " [Daniel] Endless Desert?" "[Pecos Bill] Hottest, meanest stretch of desolation this side of hell." " [Daniel] Sure is dark." " [Paul Bunyan] Sure is." "I once seen a picture of New York City at night." "It's all lit up with these electric light bulbs." "We could use a few of them right now." " [Pecos Bill] Light ball?" " [Daniel] Light bulbs." "They're balls of glass which light up 100 times brighter than the brightest candle." "Go on." "Pretty soon people won't need lanterns, won't have to go chopping' wood to make fires." "Just turn this little knob, and these electric light bulbs just come on." "But I like chopping' wood." "Pretty soon there won't be no darkness." "It'll be like noontime at midnight." "How are folks gonna see the stars?" "You just won't see the stars, I guess." "Well, I don't like it." "No, sirree, Bob." "I don't like it one..." "Oh. [chuckling]" "If you ask me, I think he's telling us a tall tale." "Yeah, that's a tall tale." "That's a tall tale for sure." " [chuckling]" " It's God's honest truth." "Not see the stars?" "Hotter than a June bride in a bed." "Why, this ain't nothin'." "Not compared to the summer of '88." "It was so hot that all the chickens was laying fried eggs and babies was crying sawdust." "Great." "We're outta water." "Things got so bad that the whole state of Texas lit on fire." "So I hightailed it up to Kansas..." "[Paul Bunyan] Does this have a point?" "Or does it just go on and on, and on, like this stinkin' desert?" "Yeah, this story has a point." "I blew out the dang fire." "You know, I'm gettin' sick and tired of you complainin' and whining' all the time." "I'm lost in the middle of a giant barbecue pit, and I don't know what's gonna kill me first: the heat, the thirst, or having to listen to your incessant yammering'." "You shut up, shut up, shut up!" "You overblown tub of lard!" "You stay out of this, you, you contest loser!" " [John Henry snarls]" " What did you call me?" "Aw, shut up!" "You're nothin' but a big fat quitter!" "Quitter, quitter, quitter!" "Big fat quitter!" "Quitter!" "Pa?" "It's all right, Dan'l." "Just a mirage." "He was there." "[Pecos Bill] It is amazing, the things the heat'll do to a man." "I just wanna get home." "Well, things can't get no worse than this." "[whistle blowing]" "Pecos!" "Good morning." "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a boy healthy, wealthy and alive." "[men laughing]" "[Pecos Bill] Harm one hair on his head, you're dead." "[Stiles] I got no quarrel with you, cowboy, or your friends." "[Pecos Bill] You got a peculiar way of showing it." "The deed." "[Pecos Bill] You can't have the..." "We don't have a prayer." "We never did." "If that's your way of thinkin', I reckon we don't." "You don't stop progress, cowboy." "That's the difference 'tween me and you." "I can adjust to the times." "You can't." " Don't listen to him, Daniel." " We can beat this thing yet." "You just got to believe, boy." "Where do you get off telling' me what to do?" "Where do any of you get off telling' people how to live?" "That's it, boy." "That's the spirit!" "Don't lose the dream, Dan'l." "[John Henry] You don't know what you can do until you try." " [Paul Bunyan] Don't give up." " You all are nothin'!" "You're just a bunch of tall tales that my pa made up!" "And you are nothin' but hot air." "I ain't got all day, boy." "Time is money." "[Pecos Bill] Don't do it, Dan'l." "[Stiles laughs]" "I... am a ring-tailed roarer." "I can draw faster, shoot straighter... ¶ Twenty-pound hammer ¶" "¶ Shine like silver ¶" " [Pecos Bill's voice echoing]" " I can out-eat, out-swing any man alive." " [voices echoing]" " I just want to get home." "I am the ripsnortingest cowboy that ever rode north, south," " east or west of the Rio Grande." " I want to get home." " I am Pecos Bill." " [Stiles laughing]" "[voices echoing]" "[Daniel's voice] I want to get home." "[men shouting]" "Pa?" " Pa!" " What are you doing?" " Move it!" " [whip cracking]" "[Daniel shouting] No!" "[Daniel] Ma?" " Daniel!" " Ma!" "I'm back." "I made it back!" "Your father, he's gonna be all right." " Pa?" "Pa?" " [weakly] Daniel." "Pa, I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "It's all right, son." "I knew you didn't mean any of those things you said." "But I did, Pa." "I even told Pecos you was a fool." "I told him you was stupid for standing up like you done." "But I was the one who was being stupid." " I was the one who was being a fool." " Pecos?" "Pecos Bill." "You had a talk with Pecos Bill?" "Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan and John Henry." "They were all there." "They were just like you said, Pa." "Well, now, where was this?" "[Daniel] It was in the desert, redwood forest, Liberty City, the Great Caverns." " You covered a lot of territory." " Well, we had to." "Stiles and his gang were on our tails the whole ways." "J.P. Stiles?" "But it's okay, because..." "because the deed's right here." "The valley's still right here, and we still got a chance to save it, Pa." "[Ma] Daniel." "You don't believe me?" "Daniel, you fell asleep on the boat." "Ma, they were, they were there." "And they was as real as you and me." "Pa, you believe me, don't you?" "Yes, son." "I believe you." "We still got the deed, Pa." "I don't know how, but we still got it." "J.P. Stiles ain't gettin' this farm." "Son, you did fine." "You did just fine." "Not that it matters anymore." "But, Pa, it does." "It matters all the world." "We're sellin'." "No piece of ground is worth dyin' for." "I guess it's just about time you faced up to that too." "You're givin' up?" "Wisin' up." "No, Pa." "No, Pa." "The land's defenseless." "Pa, if you give in, you don't know what's gonna happen here." "You heard your father." "Now let him rest." " Ma, somebody's got to do somethin'." " Daniel, please." "[whistle blowing]" "[Stiles] Gentlemen." " To your health." " [all] Your health." " [men shouting] - [tools clanking]" "[train whistle approaching]" "What do you think?" " I think we ought to go." " I'm gonna head on down." " [whistle blowing] - [man] Clear the track." "[man shouts, indistinct]" "[man] Stay off the track down there!" "[brakes screeching] [engine rumbling] [steam hissing]" "The West." "Indeed." "That kid's blocking' the tracks." "Well, I see your pa sent a boy to do a man's job." "I come on my own accord." "The time for deeds is over, kid." "Get off the track." "I'm telling you to get out of Paradise Valley." "A little speck of dust like you?" "You really think you can stop all this?" "Well, maybe not, but..." "I sure am gonna give it my best shot." "All right." "Have it your way, then." "Run him over." "I said run him over!" " [steam hissing, engine rumbling] - [men shouting]" "[farmer] Get off the tracks, Daniel!" "Don't be a fool!" "[grunting]" "Aah!" " Daniel!" " Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Aah!" "Help me!" "Aah!" "[man] God help him." "[grunting]" " [grunting]" " What the hell?" "[groaning]" " Aah!" " John Henry!" " Where have you been?" " Waitin' for you to make your move." "Just waitin' for you to make your move!" "Aaah!" "Kill them, and be done with it!" "[men yelling] [guns cocking]" "[Pecos Bill] Hold it right there!" "Mister, I got no fight with you." "Nah, defenseless young'uns and farmers are more your style." "Mister, you just killed yourself." "[guns cocking]" "My trigger finger!" "My trigger finger!" "My trigger finger's gone!" " Come on." "What are we waitin' for?" " [all shouting]" " More steam!" " Aaah!" "Whoo!" "[grunts]" "[grunts] [shouting] [wheels shrieking]" "[Stiles] $100 an acre." "[Stiles] I'll pay you $150 an acre!" " Two hundred an acre." "Three hundred." " [man] We did it!" "Five. $500 an acre!" "You fools!" "[Paul Bunyan] One more ought to do her." "[Stiles] Boy?" "Be reasonable." "You know we're gonna win in the end." "Stop!" "Just stop!" "[beams creaking]" "All right, all right." "I admit it." "You got me over a barrel." "My back's to the wall." "Name your price." " I ain't interested!" " You fool!" "There'll be others just like me." "And more after them, and after them." "Long as there's a profit to be made, we'll never stop." "We're comin'!" "Not through our land!" "[rumbling]" "[gunshots] [screaming]" "Daniel!" " [all cheering] - [man] Good boy, Daniel!" "We did it." "We sure did." "[cheering continues]" "[Pa] Kinda makes it all worthwhile, don't it?" "It's a right nice sunset, huh, Pa?" "Yes, Daniel." "It's a good one." "Well, time to call it a day." "Come on." "Let's get washed up for supper." "Comin'?" "You go on." "I think I'll just..." "stay here a piece." "Pa?" "I love you, Pa." "I love you too, son." "[Pecos Bill] We come to say good-bye, Dan'l." "I knew you would." " Thanks, Paul." " Thank you, Daniel." " Me?" " Yeah, you!" "Thanks to you, I got my ol' appetite back again." "Hell, Babe and I are gonna head on up to the Alaskas." "I hear they got some little tiny forests, ain't even half-growed yet." "[grunting]" "What about you, John Henry?" "I been thinkin' about a rematch with that there steam drill." "Well, if you ever need a shaker..." "I'll keep you in mind." "I'm much obliged too, Dan'l." "[Babe lowing]" "To the Code." " [all] To the Code." " [spitting]" "[Babe bellowing]" "Well, you done right, Dan'l." "I'd beginning' to think it weren't possible to do right no more." "Now, 'cause of you, I know it is." "You're the one who did everything." "[whistling]" "Widowmaker!" "Whoa." "[nickering]" "So long, Widowmaker." "So long, boy." "Well, hop on." "Me, alone on Widowmaker?" "Less'n you don't have a mind to." "Okay, up you go." " Hyah!" " [whinnying]" "He's all yourn, Dan'l Hackett." "[rumbling]" " [thunder crashing] - [wind roaring]" " Pecos!" " So long, Dan'l!" "Take good care of Widowmaker!" " Pecos, don't go!" " Don't worry about it!" "You can handle things from here." "Yee-ha-ha!" "I am a ring-tailed roarer!" "I draw faster, shoot straighter, ride harder and drink longer than any man alive!" "I'm the ripsnortingest cowboy that ever rode north, south, east or west of the Rio Grande!" "I'm Pecos Bill!" "[whooping]" "So long, Pecos." "[whinnying]"