"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [loud gobbling]" "Marshmallows!" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom, if an apple a day keepsthedoctoraway, how do you keep aSasquatchaway?" "McGEE:" "Ah, this is the life!" "Good friends..." "A campfire..." "And, euh, roasted mega-mosquitoes?" "Who vants fish heads?" "[sniffs] Mmm!" "Their eyes pop when they're ready!" "[giggles]" "Okay... but you know what would be even better?" "Marshmallows!" "Marshmallows?" "Marshmallows?" "Do marshmallows make him want to eat kids?" "[giggles]" "Gather round, campers, for the tale of the [echoes] Marsha-mallow Madness!" "CAMPERS:" "Mmm!" "Marshmallows, marshmallows..." "I'm not listening, I'm not listening!" "¶ Lala lalala la ¶" "It was a night just like this..." "A young Sasquatch cameuponMarshMeadow- [gasp]" "A field filled with... [scary voice] ...marshmallowsbushes!" "[laughs]" "Sticky sweet, juicy, mouth-watering, gooeygoodness as far as the eye couldsee!" "He stuffed his face until everysucculentmarshmallow was gone!" "I want... [screams] ...more!" "They say that once you eat a Marsh Meadow marshmallow, you'll never shake the itch for more!" "[maniacal laugh] [crickets chirping]" "There, there Armand... there are no marshmallows here." "Oh!" "Look at the time!" "I've got to wash my cat, ugh feed my hair, uh, pick at my toenails - Good night, everybody!" "[screams]" "Hey, told you I'm not the only one who pickles their toenails." "Ve better keep an eye on him." "Good idea..." "'Night, campers." "Don't stay up toolate." "[yawns]" "Nah, we're heading straight for bed." "We're going to look for Marsh Meadow, aren't we?" "Does a bear poop in the woods?" "Why yes, it does." "Marsh Meadows, here we come!" "But we don't know where it is." "True!" "But I bet your nose does, Squirt." "[panting] [sniffs]" "My head says no but my stomach says... ¶ Marshmallows!" "¶ [sniffing]" "Oh!" "[loud thwapping]" "Ugh..." "Right behind ya guys " "[Tarzan yell]" "Whaa!" "[stomach rumbles] [loud belch]" "Ew!" "[screams] Nooo!" "[giggling] [sighs]" "I'm just gonna rest for a sec..." "Whoa!" "[loud roar]" "Rest over!" "[loud roar] [howls]" "Whoa!" "Marsh Meadows!" "[loud munching] [laughs] [loud munching]" "[laughs] [laughter]" "[groaning]" "We better get going." "M-M-M..." "Marshmallow... [screams]" "I've got the mumps!" "The measles!" "My measles have the mumps!" "Relax McGee..." "My arms!" "What's happening!" "What are you guys...?" "My adorable butt?" "We're turning into..." "ALL:" "Marshmallows!" "Hi ya!" "[loud roar]" "McGEE:" "Uh, Rosebud?" "Do you have something that will cure squishy, gooey, um... how shall I put this... marshmallow-y lumps?" "[screams]" "Hey, campers!" "[screams]" "RASHMALLOWS!" "Oh boy." "Listen..." "Whatever you do, you must never, ever, no matter how incredibly itchy and scratchy you feel, under no circumstance, scratch those puffy, itchy, irritating, giant marshmallow bumps!" "ALL:" "No problem..." "You guys are doing great." "[loud screams]" "Don't scratch!" "Don't scratch!" "See!" "The scratching makes more bushes!" "Cool...and gross!" "Nobody ever listens to the zombie." "Ve need to cure them fast before you know who sees you know what." "[gasp] He's coming!" "[Armandhumminghappily] [groaning] [humming happily] [gasp] M-m-marshmallows..." "So beautiful." "So delicious." "So.. so..." "Oh no, no, no!" "[coughing]" "You still itchy?" "ALL:" "Yes." "Dunk them again!" "[coughing]" "Ahh!" "Huh?" "[groaning] [loud bang]" "Yes!" "[loud bang] [screams]" "Marshmallows?" "What marshmallows?" "I don't see any marshmallows!" "SAWYER:" "There!" "That should keep you campers from scratching'!" "Now what are we gonna do with all these bushes?" "If Armand sees all these marshmallows it will be Armand-geddon for us!" "It's okay." "I'm a grown Sasquatch." "I don't have to eat them." "Armand!" "[whimpering]" "Come eat us!" "We're yummy, we're yummy, we'reyummy!" "No, they're not yummy!" "I'm okay!" "[pants]" "Oh, I'm okay..." "I want marshmallows!" "[loud gobbling]" "This is gonna take forever." "Any brilliant ideas, McMarshmallow?" "I'm thinking..." "Ew, Squirt, probably not a good ideatolickthem." "Aw, I'm so delicious." "Seriously Squirt." "Stop that!" "[sniffs] Marshmallows!" "The Bottom Dweebers are having a campfire in the middle of the day." "Maybe I should teach them a little lesson in fire safety." "Prepare to be extinguished." "[loud gobbling]" "You hear something slobbery and goobery and...?" "[gasp] Armand!" "No!" "Look away!" "I'm hideous!" "I'm weak..." "You ate all these?" "Then how come you're not breaking out in rash-mallow bumps?" "Oh, didn't you know?" "Sasquatches are immune." "Oh, they are, are they?" "Whee!" "You sure this is a good idea?" "McGEE:" "Are you kidding?" "Can you think of a better marshmallow mower?" "Go Sasquatch go!" "Hah!" "Campfire's over, McGeek!" "There's the culprit of that sweet marshmallow-y scent!" "I'll be taking you for evidence!" "Gotta hand it to the campers." "They really took care of the... [screams] M-m-marshmallows!" "Whee!" "[laughs]" "You campers really shtepped in it this time." "What do you mean stepped in it?" "[groans] More...marshmallows..." "Okay, back avay from der Sasquatch!" "[groaning] [gasp] [groans]" "We're yummy!" "We're yummy!" "We're yummy!" "We'reyummy!" "[screams]" "Marshmallows!" "[screams]" "ROSEBUD:" "Campersarenotdessert!" "[screams]" "McGEE:" "Ooh, that's gonna bruise." "[screams] Marshmallows!" "Hey losers!" "Took care of your fire." "And say goodbye to your marshmallows, 'cause... [screams] You guys are freaks!" "How'd you get so puffy?" "'Cause we ate those." "[gasp]" "The itchies!" "[cries] Make it stop!" "Shh!" "[screams]" "Never mind." "[screaming]" "Please don't eat me!" "I have zero nutritional value!" "McGEE:" "Buttsquat,duck!" "Ahh!" "Oof!" "Buttsquat, your arm's clearing up!" "That means..." "Armand's spit is the cure!" "So, if he eats us, we're cured." "That's great!" "[loud scream] ALL:" "No!" "Not again!" "[roars]" "Hang on, Buttsquat!" "Jawbreaker!" "McGee!" "[garbled sounds]" "And I thought he smelled bad from the outside!" "[cheering] [growls]" "Stand back everyone!" "We gotta help our sugar-shocked Sasquatch." "This camper buffet is closed." "Okey dokey!" "Let's get you campers good and slobbered!" "Can't wait... [¶]" "¶ Calm down little Sasquatch. ¶" "¶ Don't eat de kiddies up. ¶" "¶ Calm down little Sasquatch ¶" "¶ or ve'll have to lock you up. ¶ [laughs] That tickles." "Figures the cure is more disgusting than the rash." "Your turn, Buttsquat!" "No way!" "I'm not getting anymore sasquatch drool - ...on me." "No more marshmallows." "No more crazy Armand." "How ya feeling Armand?" "Oh I'm so embarrassed!" "But you campers were just so mouth-wateringly delicious I couldn't resist... [clears throat] Anyhoo... who's up for a celebratory campfire?" "CAMPERS:" "Me!" "A different treat this time." "How about fruit leather?" "Yes!" "Fruit leather?" "Fruit leather..." "Fruit leather!" "[groaning]" "Muahahaha!" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom," "Now I know why you told me nottoarguewithSuzi ..." "She really fights dirty!" "[grunting]" "Hey, Buttsquat!" "Why are you making Suzi do all the work?" "As if!" "I pull all the weight on this team!" "Excuse me!" "I'm the one with eighth degree rope burn!" "Ahahaha, she's right." "Your hands look soft and smooth as a baby's butt-SQUAT!" "Haha." "What do you mean a baby's-?" "[screams]" "The winner and still champion:" "Camp Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "Hahahaha!" "Ew!" "Don't worry, Suzi, the mud will soothe your blistered hands." "Ugh!" "[laughs]" "Hey, thanks for the help, Buttsplat!" "Jordan Buttsquat- [groans]" "You did that on purpose!" "Relax." "You take mudbaths all the time." "Watch this, Gretch." "Hey sis, he should apologize, don't ya think?" "Yeah!" "Apologize right now!" "You gunna let my sister talk to you like that?" "No way!" "Apologies are for losers!" "[gasp] Don't let him diss you, sis." "McGee's right!" "I am not setting my perfectly pedicured feet in Camp Sunny Smiles till you apologize..." "You go, Suz!" "From now on, I'm staying at Camp Lakebottom!" "And don't try to change my mind!" "Burn!" "What?" "Out of my way!" "Way to go, McGee." "Buttsquat, don't be a hard butt!" "She's your best friend." "Tell her you're sorry!" "No way!" "You keep her!" "She's your sister!" "Nice job." "Now we're stuck with Suzi McPain- in-the-Butt forever!" "Relax." "One look at our disgusting cabin and she'll hail a cab back to Sunny Smiles!" "For once your filth will be useful." "Does this mean I don't have to shower anymore?" "[gurgling]" "I guarantee ya she's already gone." "Wow!" "It looks like a Suzi bomb went off in here." "Always room for one more camper..." "Oops." "Heavier than I thought." "Here's the new camp menu:" "free range caviar, peeled grapes, and soy double chai latte." "Now, get on it!" "Some people vill eat anything..." "This makes me nervous." "[whirring]" "Hey, fuzz face!" "Trim and style, pronto!" "I can't resist a hair emergency!" "Okay, "baby brub", do your stuff." "Suz, you don't want to stay at Lakebottom." "It smells like feet, the food crawls off your plate..." "And the toilet is just a hole in a shed." "No worries, baby brub." "I'll be making some changes around here." "[coughs] Okay... we've beaten tyrannical leeches, dirty underwear and fire breathing harpies..." "But this is my sister." "So...any suggestions?" "Oh I gotta whole bunch of 'em..." "Easy now, she's still my sister." "Get your disgusting pillow off my bed, McGee!" "Whoa, we'll figure this out in the morning." "You guys better not talk in your sleep!" "If you do, I'm gunna shove a sweaty sock in your mouth!" "McGEE:" "Oh what ahorriblenightmare." "Hey, where is my curling iron?" "[screams] I don't have time for this." "You're still here." "Just find it!" "What am I, a laundry hamper?" "Ow!" "Huh?" "Hey, I found your curling iron." "[coughs]" "Sorry, McGee." "You're casting a shadow." "Huh?" "Give me that!" "Coming through campers!" "[screams]" "Ow." "What have I done?" "Suzi, I've decided to forgive you." "Okay, great, let's head back to Sunny Smiles!" "I don't know how to program the remote!" "Ow!" "[loud snap]" "So does that mean no?" "[loud snap]" "Why do you keep doing that?" "Two Suzis?" "I need to lie down..." "Something weird is going on here..." "Ow, ow!" "Whoa!" "Ahh!" "McGee, it's like your sister is everywhere!" "Yeah, everywhere but Sunny Smiles." "McGee, where is my curling iron?" "Well?" "What?" "!" "But you took it already?" "[gasp] [whimpers]" "She IS everywhere!" "[screams]" "Fabulous!" "I don't know where these girls came from but once me and my new Me-BFFs are done redecorating, Lakebottom will be awesome!" "Where?" "How?" "Why?" "I don't know." "But we've got to find out where they're coming from..." "Do you think those muddy footsteps lead anywhere?" "Let's take a look!" "Whoa." "Huh?" "[groans]" "That's no ordinary mud pit." "Ya think?" "I'll never eat mud-pies again!" "[gasp]" "I should have stayed in bed today." "Look!" "The flag!" "That's it, I'm putting an end to this now!" "Suzi!" "Enough is enough!" "We want you out of our camp now!" "[loud groan] Whoa!" "This our camp and you - ahh!" "[loud groan]" "Need to leave?" "SUZI:" "Let him through, ladies." "Suzi, get out of my camp, now!" "It's not your icky Camp Lakebottom anymore." "It's my perfectly pretty Camp Suzi." "And your names are not on the guest list so get lost!" "You'll never take Camp Lakebottom from us!" "Hope you enjoy your cruise." "Compliments of Camp Suzi!" "Oh, and the primp chimp stays!" "Don't leave me McGee!" "[screams]" "McGEE:" "You have not seen the last of us!" "ROSEBUD:" "I have fought many monsters." "But none so formidable as Suzi." "We've got to save Armand and get our camp back!" "Yeah." "But how can we get past little miss obnoxious and her army of creepoids?" "If we can't beat Suzi, then we'll be Suzi." "Can I be a cowboy instead?" "[quiet groaning]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "This is disturbing on so many levels." "You're right, McGee, this is way better than being a cowboy!" "Here we come Armand!" "I never thought I would ever be tired of hair styling." "I'm sorry I'm booked up with Suzis for the rest of the day." "[whispers] Armand, it's me, McGee!" "We've come to bust you out!" "Howdy partner!" "[gasp]" "Here, put these on." "[joyous shout] McGee!" "Shh!" "I knew you'd come back!" "[groans]" "Spine...cracking." "Coast is clear!" "Follow me!" "[innocently whistling]" "Announcement time, wanna-me's!" "You heard me, Suzis." "Geta moveon !" "Just act natural guys." "Now I've worked my manicured fingers to the bone to make this icky dump into a spa that deserves the name Camp Suzi but I'm not sure that it will ever be perfect until " "Then go back to Sunny Smiles!" "Not until Buttsquat says he's sorry!" "Wait a minute." "Since when do my wanna-me's actually talk?" "[¶]" "I knew we should of dressed as cowboys." "Run!" "Get 'em, Suzis!" "[loud groans] [screams]" "What now?" "Follow me!" "[groaning]" "Alright, let's get out of here!" "Hey, where's Sawyer?" "Psst!" "Uphere!" "I thought we agreed to hide in the trees?" "[screams]" "Nope, you're right." "Bush was better." "We've gotta find Buttsquat and get him to apologize." "We'll never make it!" "He's all the way across the - lake?" "Suzi, I'm not leaving until you come back to Camp Sunny Smiles!" "I'm not Suzi!" "They are!" "[groaning]" "Ugh, can't you wanna-mes walk any faster?" "This is taking forever." "McGEE:" "Suzi, look who's here." "It's Buttsquat!" "Oh, hi Buttsquat." "Did you come to apologize?" "No way!" "Fine!" "Then get out of my camp!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Easy, guys." "This has gone way too far." "You two are best friends." "Best friends don't let best friends face plant in a mud pit." "Or turn their backs on their camp!" "Okay, sure." "But best friends forgive and forget, right?" "I won't forget until he asks for forgiveness." "Well, I won't ask for forgiveness so she can forget that!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "It was all my fault!" "[gasps]" "I called Buttsquat a weakling so he'd let go of the rope and win." "I didn't think you'd fall face first in the mud." "I didn't think you'd leave Sunny Smiles and wanna live at Camp Lakebottom but what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry." "Apology accepted." "Come on, girls." "We're going home!" "They're all yours, Buttsquat!" "What?" "No, wait!" "It was all me, Ididit ,notMcGee!" "[screams]" "Finally we can get out of these stupid dresses!" "Wheeee!" "He's in his underwear, isn't he?" "Don't make me look."