""It's midnight, September 15th, Monday." "Today's namedays have Maria and Nikodem"" "I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS" "Starring" "Music" "Sound" ""Scenography, Interiors, Costumes"" "Co-directors" "Co-production" "Camera operator" "Production" "Imaging" ""I like money, dude"" "Directing" "00:03" ""We're working here, officer - everything's fine!"" "02:17" "05:29" "You just can't imagine Bolek how I hate mondays" "You have to start everything over" "If it wasn't for the damn instalments for TV" "I would've send all that milk to hell long time ago" "You'll see that from now on everything will be fine" """ "I've got an idea, listen..."" """ "I'm going first, okay?" "Yep" "I collect the empty bottles"" ""and I leave a mark, all right?"" "you're going to the top floor" ""and walking down put milk on my marks, got it?"" "That's great Boleczku!" "Sounds good but better not to start anything on Monday" ""Oh, c'mon, there's nothing on this early!"" ""God damn it, I hate mondays!"" "06:01" "06:11" """ "Hey men, holy cow, can you take me to Maszynohurt, Kasprzak st.?"" "Hop on" "Where to?" """ "To Maszynohurt, by Kasprzek street"" "I only go to Grochow district" """ "But, holy cow, you said to hop on." "So what now?"" "Get lost mister" "07:05" ""I can't stop in front of the building, there's a sign"" "30 ziots" ""Damn you, I'll get you for this!"" ""I'll recognize your voice, wise guy"" ""Look, it's the guy from TV"" ""Master, autograph please"" "07:30" """ "Jacek, come back!" "Come back right now and finish your breakfast!"" "I know you can hear me!" "You're gonna get it!" "Just wait till you're back from kindergarten!" "What did you do this time?" "!" "Better don't go upstairts or you're gonna get it like me" """ "You didn't want to eat breakfast, right?"" "You wouldn't want to eat either" ""Mom made noodles from the plaster that you put on the cupboard, you know"" """ "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon"" "Mom's upset today because they're checking sock" "Stock" "Sock" "Check if she's looking out the window" "Nope" "Run!" "08:00" "G'day!" "G'day!" "I'll recognice the wise guy's voice!" "G'day!" "I'll get him!" "When someone sets me up like that on monday morning..." "G'day!" "G'day!" "...then whole week would be screwed up." "G'day!" "G'day!" "G'DAY!" """ "Good day, good day"" """ "Good morning!" "Hey man, holy cow, save our plan"" "We don't have screw-cogs on stock" "Then maybe half-inch ones at least?" "We have none!" "Look elsewhere!" "In private sector" "Will you sign a refusal form?" """ "What the hell, mister!" "?"" ""Oh, I'm sorry"" "Good morning" "Where is the flag?" "It was there!" "G'day!" "G'day!" """ "All right, all right, gimme these papers, I'll sign"" "G'day!" ""Nice weather, huh?"" "That's how you start on monday!" "?" """ "But my gorgeous officer ma'am, I've just put it here, I swear!"" "I only did 5..." "50 zlotych" """ "Why, you!"" "Here you go" """ "It's so heavy, holy cow!"" ""-""Holy cow""?"" """ "You think it's funny, pal?"" "I have one!" "You took the flag?" "Me?" "[Chicken-pox!" "Kindergarten closed until further notice]" "What does it say?" "Hop on!" ""[Flight 256, Polish Airlines, from Kairo and Athens will land at 12:00]"" ""[Flight 246, Polish Airlines, from Rome, London and New York will land in a moment]"" """ "Not yet, wait till they give us a sign"" "6... 7... 8... 9... 10..." "You dirty playboy!" """ "Ladies  gentlemen, I will take you all to the airplane"" "Please put out cigarettes" "Pipes too sir" "Play?" """ "Attention please, in couple minutes we'll be landing in Warsaw"" "We ask you kindly to fasten your seatbelts and stop smoking" "Please fasten your seatbelt" ""-...sales an technical consultants at 11:00, 11:30 coffee and cognac"" ""Flowers?" "Already ordered, they'll bring right away"" """ "Did lawyer review the documents?" "Yes director, sir."" """ "And polish version?" "No more mistakes?" "Of course, checked with my coleague"" "What about the rest of the program?" "At 12:00 he'll review patterns and he'll have a lunch with minister" "Did you order macaroni?" "In Bristol restaurant they said that we can go for macaroni to a milk bar" "What do the Italians eat at this restaurant then?" "Pork chop with cabbage" "Oh" """ "Director sir, flowers!"" """ "What happened, why did we stop?"" "I dare say you pressed the button sir" """ "Then press something, ""stop"" or ""alarm"" anything"" "It got stuck like last time" """ "Stuck!" "?" "Damn it!" "In half an hour I should be at the airport, open up!"" "Find a mechanic!" "[" "We start with jelly powder...] [...first it has to be dissolved...] [...and then cooked on steam on flipped lid...] [...then we beat the yolk and set it aside for later...]" "[...now we make whipped cream from the rest of the egg...] [...after a while the whipped cream will stick nicely to the bowl...] [...now we add the yolk and mix it together...]" ""[...there, our lemon cream is ready...]"" "[Daily news]" ""Good morning ladies  gentlemen, this is the first news round today."" "We start with news from around Poland" "Entire country is struggling with the results of the long drought" ""Construction workers joined the struggle, finishing 350000 apartments planned for this year"" "Mechanic!" "Mechanic!" "What up?" "!" "C'mon down!" "The lift that you mounted at Maszynohurt is stuck!" "Turn of that bloody machine for a moment." "They came from the Union" """ "Please stop hanging around here, we told you many times..."" "Mechanic!" ""Mechanic, you gave me the keys to the crane but where is your assistent..."" ""..." "I haven't seen him since morning" "He must be sleeping here somewhere, you know how it is..."" ""He has an extra job at night delivering milk he's paying off interest, you need to understand"" """ "Could you please move away, you're blocking the way" "Yeah, yeah I know"" "Again?" "Keys" """ "Oh, yes, I'm sorry"" "You need to charge the battery" ""It's running, why aren't you driving away?"" """ "I never drive when I'm ""charged"" ""And please park the car on the next street, It's not allowed to park here"" "Why are we running away?" "We left the car there" "That car was not good grandpa" """ "Here." "Sit down please and watch some pictures, I'll get another car"" """ "You promised me 3 celebrations for today, remember?"" "We won't make it without a car" "We'll make it grandpa" "Hurry up then" """ "Please stop for a moment, please gather up, we'll go together"" """ "Jedrus, c'mon, ask the old woman if she can tell which one is it"" """ "Reverend father, director expressed his doubts if our respectable lady will be able to recognize him"" "(Dialect) Can you recognize him" "(Dialect) Sure!" """ "Kowalowa clims she remembers him well, for in his youth he used to visit her garden often"" "Gracie" """ "Hey, the old woman is babbling some crap"" ""-""Your example and our work will be a guaranty""..."" ""Mr Dudziak, I can hardly read what you scribbled here, what ""guaranty""?"" """ "Remember, we play after highlanders"" "After highlanders" """ "YOU UNDERSTAND?" "AFTER HIGHLANDERS, PLAY!"" "Play?" "I was supposed to be at the airport half an hour ago!" "I'll sue this mechanic!" "It's 3rd time this month!" "He says he'll sue the mechanic" "But it was you who mounted this lift" """ "I did, I did." "But I didn't design it." "It's a prototype, probably a bad one."" "And?" "No." "Nothing" """ "I unlocked the machine." "I can't do anything more, there's no phase in the electric current."" "There is no phase" "THERE IS NO PHASE!" """ "That's what I thought, probably stolen and traded to private market"" "There will be a scandal when foreigners find out" ""My God, the airplane is landing there now." "Do something!"" ""Find another mechanic!" "Do something, anything!"" "Call for another mechanic!" "Another one?" ""I am the only in Warsaw who knows these lifts, you want another one?"" ""Go ahead, maybe you'll find one." "Please do so"" "The mechnic feels offended" "Offended?" "!" "That's unbeliveable!" "Not only he can't fix anything but he gets offended with that" "This is the end!" "I'll file an official complaint!" "I'll teach you!" """ "Some teacher!" "Teach yourself, not to press two buttons at the same time"" "Hey mister!" "Mister!" "Which one is it?" "This one?" "Sam." "That's him!" "Play!" "Play!" """ "Hush, hush, stop." "That must be the national anthem"" """ "God bless you son, that you kept your ancestors faith"" "I was wrong." "That's not him" "Not him?" "No!" """ "Stop playing, that's not him, stop!"" "Not yet!" "But we were supposed to play after highlanders" "(Italian) Beautiful girls" """ "Welcome, warm welcome to our contractors." "Here you are"" "We're from polish radio." "How was your flight?" """ "Fine, very nice"" "Is it your first time in Poland?" "Yes." "I regret very much." "Very much." "Have you seen a picture of the new school?" "Sam!" "That's him!" "That's him!" """ "Play, play"" """ "Play now" "We already played, it's their turn!"" "Play or I won't pay!" "We have to have background" "Is it this case?" "Yes" "Why did you decide to donate 40 years of savings from work abroad for Polish school" "Because I wanted to..." "because I wanted..." ""From America to Poland, there's a long way"" ""hello my dear friends, hello my dear friends"" "please give me a warm welcome" "...our work will be a guaranty..." """ "Beg your pardon, Mr. Oskodian?"" "Yes... (dunno Italian)" "Mr Gilbert?" """ "No, no." "Francessco Rovanelli"" """ "And?" "Who's going to pay the ticket now, huh?"" "You didn't see the red light?" "!" "Your documents please" "Lights please" "Could you wait a bit till I change you?" "Couldn't leave my kid at the kindergarten and my wife's at work" "I have no one to leave him with at home" """ "Officer sir, here's my party ID." "It's an urgent state business"" ""Every second counts, do you know who's waiting for us?"" """ "That's not my business, I've just finished my work for today." "Here you go"" """ "Officer, we didn't brake the law, it's just for higher cause"" "You have your cause I have my own" "They didn't take my kid at the kindergarten" "How am I supposed to do my duty with him" "Dont take this off!" "What about your wife?" """ "My wife has stock-check at work, couldn't take a day off"" "Where's grandma?" "Away" "That's really too bad grandma is perfect in such situation" "What are we talking about!" "?" "That Italian is waiting" ""How about we take the kid for a ride" "We're going to the airport, we'll be back soon"" ""They will show you a real airplane" "Ok, let's go then"" """ "A45, A45"" "A45 roger" "45-40 is reporting taking over the post 13" """ "Thank you, I acknowledge"" """ "Officer, chicken-pox in kindergarten couldn't leave my kid with anyone"" "Wait a moment." "Krystyna check if you have anyone in backup?" "70-37 I want to report a stolen car..." "70-37 can't you wait a second?" """ "Unfortuanately, all cars are in the field." "No one is free"" """ "Too bad, you have to wait, I have no one in backup"" "Attention 70-88." "70-88 please respond." "Here's 70-88" "Get me sergeant Kubicki" "Speaking" """ "Wladek, call grandma to have her take Jolanta from kindergaten"" "I heard there is chicken-pox there and she's just after angina" "Right away Marysiu" "You're late today." "15 minutes" """ "Oh, one of you guys tried to force me to drive"" "For rehearsal or home?" "Home" "Senatorska street" """ "You go that way, I go this way." "We have to find him"" "Please take the luggage to the check-in" "Hi" "I'm in a hurry." "Can you get me to the center?" """ "Hop on" "Thanks, I'll bring my luggage" "All right"" "Just take a look at this." "He tried to break in" "Know what?" "This one's nicer than ours" "Thank you" "Mr Rovanelli?" """ "Yes, yes Francesco Rovanelli"" "(dunno Italian) apologies for inconvinience..." "director's waiting..." """ "See, it happened on a parking, damn"" "How was the trip?" "Turbulent?" "Where's out car?" "There" "Then let's go!" """ "Just a sec, the kid is gone"" """ "Welcome, welcome"" "Thank you very much for the flowers" ""Come on inside, we'll all fit in the car"" "The luggage will go to the trunk" "That's not him!" "Not him?" "!" "No" "What's up?" """ "What's happening?" "You agreed to take me to the center, let's go"" "Who?" "Me?" "Of course!" """ "Warsaw's a nice city, huh?"" ""Only a short while abroad and you can see how much it's changed, huh?"" "How long have you been abroad?" "You were supposed to show me an airplane" """ "See the kids these days?" "!" "Mercedes is not good enough, they want airplanes"" "They always have fresh stuff here" "C'mon I'm paying -2 beers please" "Here you go." "I got an apartment yesterday!" ""Balcony, lifts, garbage shaft!"" "We had to celebrate!" "Whole night we..." """ "If it's serious then I will help you push it further, you can't stop here"" "Nice kid" "Does the alcometer indicates the beer too?" "Of course!" "They didn't show me the airplane dad." "Tell them to take me there!" "Didn't they go to the airport?" "You brought up the kid really nicely" "Take your crap!" "You...!" "(lotta Italian)" """ "And then I got on the other Mercedes, it was nicer than ours"" """ "A45, A45"" "Here's A45" """ "Here's 45-40, the one with the kid"" ""Officer, did you..." "Jacek don't touch that!" "Did you find anyone?"" """ "He have some difficulties, you have to wait still"" """ "It's hard to direct the traffic, I can't leave him out of sight"" """ "Listen, stay righ here..." "and don't go away, get it!" "?"" """ "Officer, I'm in a hurry, they just delivered TP to the local shop"" """ "Was there a red light?" "Yes, but there is TP and it will be sold out soon"" "See that boy there?" "Mom can't take care of him" "You'll have to attend to him for 10 minutes" "But... but I'm running out of toilet paper" """ "You prefer a ticket?" "No, no... okay"" "Do they have it still?" "No?" "Running out?" "..." "Running out..." "Officer!" "Please let me go" "Tell him a story to keep him entertained" "What?" "!" "Maszynohurt?" "You think I'm stupid?" "I'm not going!" ""I'm going in other direction, I'm going to a workshop"" """ "Bella, c'mon, stay next to me"" "Excuse me madam" "Again some stupid ad." "I don't have my glasses" "It's probably again a washing powder that damages underwear" "(italian macaroni talk)... ... ..." "I don't understand Polish!" "You're Italian?" "Spagetti!" """ "Spagetti?" "Yes, yes it's Italian I'm Italian"" "Italia..." "There was cafe Italia by Nowy Swiat street by the no 23" ""They served excellent coffee, turkish coffee"" ""Or Lordelli, also Italian he had a confectionery right across the main train station"" "My God what for icecream he had..." "These cakes!" ""You couldn't find a better person, I'll show you Warsaw like no one else"" ""Warsaw was called, we were called, Paris of the north"" "Warsaw was always a beautiful city" "That princess was very sad because in entire palace there was no TP while everyone else in the kingdom already got some" "so she took a leave at work and then this awful monster caught her" "What then?" "What about the paper?" "10 minutes!" """ "Officer, I'm in a hurry"" "You see that kid on that bike?" "May I?" "Yes!" "But what what happened with that princess?" ""-...you know, that was a small old house but the mustard was excellent"" ""Now just look at these apartment blocks, 16 floors!"" "And kids pee in the lifts because they're too far from apartments" ""Not like in old days." "It used to be relaxed, walking slowly across the street"" ""...there was no asphalt, no noise"" """ "Bella, bella." "Stop!"" "There was a great mourning in the kingdom because they run out of screw-cogs" "The great king himself called for the prince and told him:" "I'll send you on delegation Mr Baczek go to the capital city or the plan of production will be screwed" "That's not a fairy tale!" """ "Officer, 10 minutes is up!"" "Citizen sergeant." "Boy scout traffic watch is reporting to help!" "We'll make sure no one crosses the street in wrong place" "Is this the sales department?" "Yes" "That's for you" "Thank you" "I'm looking for parts to a harvester" "My colleague who manages that is gone I'm only managing transport" "But for nice clients we can do everything" ""Please shout with me: ""Mrs Kubasiska!"" -""Mrs Kubasiska""?"" "Mrs Kubasiska!" "Mrs Kubasiska!" "What do they want?" "Tell them that there are no screw-cogs anyway" "Where to?" "Zielinskiego street" "Hop on!" "Wladek!" "He was at the airport!" "Wladziu!" "To the car!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "C'mon!" "Come here!" "Go back Jacek!" "Go back right away!" "I want to pee!" """ "Here's A45, please respond" "I want to pee!"" "Is this some kind of a joke?" "Who's there?" "It's Jacek." "My dad is on the crossing and he doesn't want to come to me" """ "Jacek?" "Oh, Jacek!" "Please wait, hold on..."" "Calling all cars in the city center" """ "It's A40, we're by Nowy Swiat street"" "Go to the post 13 immediately and report that son wants to pee" "A40 do you copy?" "Please respond!" "Pee?" "It's an order." "It's very urgent" "Yes" "Hurry up!" "Let's go!" """ "Unfortunately, the numbers don't match." "There's one missing"" ""What's worse, it's a foreign one"" "Can't be" "But we have a dificit here" "My books were always in order" """ "Maybe we overlooked something, let's try again." "Please sum it up"" ""Lonely widowers, 18." "Correct"" ""Shy without self-confidence, 73..."" """ "Couple matching, how may I help you?" "Joasiu, it's for you"" "Husband" "It's me" """ "Joasiu, I know you have a stock-check"" "but there's chicken-pox at the kindergarten and they didn't take Jacek" "I can't leave my post and it's gonna be really bad if you don't help me" "You're not listening to me..." "I am listening... but I have a deficit!" "Damn..." "How many?" """ "One person, a guy"" """ "Huh, only one?"" "But it's a foreigner!" """ "I'm sure everything will be all right, don't cry Joasia"" ""I'll work things out here." "Bye, bye!" "Bye"" "Good morning!" "Good morning" "I got there on the last minute and I bought a few for you too" "Here you go Your wife will be glad..." """ "I've got bigger problems than lack of toilet paper, what a day..."" """ "I don't like Mondays either, but don't worry. tomorrow everything will be fine"" ""-...it can do 150km an hour" "Nah, it's miles" "Nice suspension"" "What's the matter?" "Maszynohurt... but I guess the rest is in English" "Of course it's in English." "Gimme that" ""-""Machinery"" means ""machines"" ""Export/import"" that's simple"" "...but the rest is in English" "You said you know English!" """ "I don't know these words, so what?"" "(Italian talk)" """ "Guys, I got it, he's car is broken and he just needs someone to push it"" "Are we gonna help him?" "Of course" "Sure" "Hey you!" "Please help us push this car!" "All right" "You moron!" "Watch where you're going!" "[One way street - but the other end ;)]" """ "Wires are wet, that's why you got the short circuit"" "Where's all that water coming from?" "!" "It's still going" """ "Don't tell me or I'll get a heart attack What a damn day, Monday..."" """ "We'll have to replace it Take a look yourself, c'mon"" "Who did this to this cab?" "30 years as a cab driver and no-one set me up like this wise guy" ""Me!" "An old, Warsaw's cab driver!"" """ "We need to lift it But it's busy, you have to wait"" "Joziu!" "Drop that damn Triumph down!" "Ay!" "Good morning!" "Good morning" "Do you have any quarter-inch screw-cogs?" "What's that?" "It's part of a combine-harvester" "We have only cars" """ "But a harvester is like a truck, I thought you might have some?"" "We have only small cars" "You might go nuts with all that" "Yup" """ "But I'll get him!" "I won't forget that voice, ""holy cow"" """ "Holy cow, where am I supposed to look for it?"" ""-""Holy cow""?"" "Move this car back!" "Back up!" "You'll have your turn!" """ "Maszynohurt?" "Ah huh, Maszynohurt!"" """ "I'll find you your screw-cogs, perfect ones, you'll see." "There you go, screw-cogs"" """ "You dared to make fun of me, you'll gonna get it now!"" """ "C'mon, the lift is free" "It's okay now Mieciu"" "That's not the one" "No" """ "Hey mister, did you stop by the airport an hour ago?" "When the airplane came from Rome"" """ "Maybe I did" "Man, that's a big mess!"" """ "You took a man with a kid, you can't dany that, there are witnesses"" "So what?" "Is it forbidden to help people?" "Maybe I'm a good man" "Right!" "That was our man!" "What did you do with him?" "Minister is waiting for him!" "It's a matter on national-wide scale" "With foreign currency" "Hush!" "Where is he?" "!" "No need to be upset!" "I'll drop you off nicely at the train station in the evening" ""Road's gentleman is a pedestrian's friend""..."" ""...but the road is not a pasture, you redneck from Grojec!"" "Huh?" "You road pirate..." "Not from Grojec but from Sulecice!" ""I'll write to Express for what you've done at the station I wrote down your number, howly cow!"" ""-""Holy cow""?" "Why, you!" "I'll get you!"" "Officer!" "Officer!" "Sergeant!" "We arrested one!" "A very undisciplined individual!" "We had to whistle 3 times!" "(lotta italian)" """ "Yeah, yeah we know all that, everyone is in a hurry, everyone has his problems..."" "...and one has an accident!" "And they will later say in your country that it's policeman's fault" """ "Right!" "Then we are to blame, the traffic watch!"" """ "Yes." "You have to think about own children, wife..."" "Got wife?" "Huh?" "Wife!" "Got one?" ""-(Italian) Wow, beautiful girl!" "Cute chick!"" "Of course she's cute!" "All polish girls are Beautiful!" "Gorgeous!" "Polish girls are gorgeous!" "I'll arrest him!" "Here you are." ""Here, a reward for you! ""Watch!"" -""Watch!"" ""-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6." "Two for each of us"" "12:00" "Help!" "Guys!" "Help!" "HELP!" "Mechanic!" "Liftman!" "Wladek!" "It's lunchbreak guys!" "LUNCHBREAK!" "Are you going to stay here long?" "About an hour" """ "I had to leave my post." "I'll be going back." "It's a foreigner, take care of him when he leaves"" "All right" "This way please" """ "No 371." "Enjoys open spaces, jogging in the morning on wet grass,"" "romantic restless but doesn't get overexcited" ""No 372." "Likes staying at home, rational and realistic"" "Likes good food and TV" """ "Exactly, sir, TV!" "They're only are interested with TV"" "What kind of intrests is the candidate supposed to have?" """ "Um, I'm coming here from Labor Union"" "Labor Union?" "Idon't get it!" """ "Certain rights of labor workers are guaranteed, right?"" "Right!" "Close your eyes please" "Can you sense it?" "Uh-huh" "Sex" "Sex" "That's the name of these perfumes" "They introduce new perfumes each week... and I'm supposed to sit 8 hours inhaling all that" "and I'm so dizzy and... so aroused..." ""I filed a complaint to the Labor Union and they said that only a ""southern man"" will help me"" "Maybe a Spanish guy..." "they don't jog in the morning or watch TV in the evening" "Uh-huh!" "Good afternoon!" "Good afternoon!" "And?" "They are still looking..." "You'll be fine!" "I got you one..." """ "Nice, huh?"" "Real one?" "Of course!" "Not a word in Polish!" "My.." "My wife!" "(Italian)I understand!" "Francesco Rovanelli (...)" "Amazing!" "Tell him that the officer outside will take care of him." "See you!" "Thank you!" "Please sit down" "Thank you" "Francesco..." "Rovanelli" """ "Ro... va... ne..." "Joasiu, I tried to persuade her but she wants a foreigner"" """ "Ludwik, the client is always right" "Yes, but we don't have one!"" """ "Please organize a romantic atmosphere" "Yes, ma'am"" "He is Italian -(Italian) Good afternoon" "I'd preffer Spanish" """ "You'll have to wait, we have eveything booked for the third quarter"" "What's your decision?" "May I take a look at him in daylight?" "We guarantee your satisfaction or money back Just sign here" "Thank you very much" "Thank you" "Let's go boys!" ""It's easy to like Warsaw, it's easy to like Warsaw"" ""You can find you luck here, you can loose your heart here"" ""You know that all, we don't have to say that"" ""In general and in detail, and in any other aspect"" ""You can't even compare it with Paris, 'coz it's obvious you know..."" "You were not supposed to go further than Chmielna street!" "Don't be so mean officer..." """ "Well, this time you'll have to talk to the judge" "But officer..."" ""-""Play handsome Gipsy guy"" """ "I had it played it on my wedding, it'll bring you luck"" "Lucky!" "It's very lucky even though it's Monday!" """ "And we'll get the bonus, we fulfilled the plan"" """ "Giddy up, Kasia!"" "Hold!" "I also met ny Gienia in Autumn" ""Have you filled the lottery ticket yet?"" "You're impatient!" "You Italians..." """ "Let's go, we won't wait"" "Go!" """ "You're lucky, you made it in the last minute We're closing the application"" "Your name please" "Zygmunt Baczek" "What's your association?" "National Farmers Collective in Sulecice" "Hall no 4" """ "Admissions to the competition are closed, please do not let anyone in"" """ "Nice, isn't it?"" "Looks tough" """ "Right, you used the right expression." "Tough"" "...and commited" "Commited?" "Yes." "And this is not just a mere wrench" """ "Yeah, it's a perpendicular 19"" clutch"" """ "Right." "This, together with vertical elements represents..."" "...everlasting tendency of the mankind to technological progress" "Screw-cogs?" ""My God it's screw-cogs!" "1/4"" ones!"" "Is this yours?" "Do you like it?" "Do I like it!" "?" "It's briliant!" "It's exactly what what our workers are waiting for!" ""Here, it's my delegation." "I was sent to the capital city..."" ""Don't come back without it or else our planning will be ruined..."" ""...and farmers will have to delay harvesting"" "Farmers too?" "Of course!" "I'm from National Farmers Collective in Sulecice" "37..." """ "What joy, 38 ones!" "How much do you want for this?"" "Money?" "You brought back my faith in humanity..." ""I'm doing modern art for three years now, and nothing..."" "And now labor workers and even farmers can't work without it" """ "So, much is it?" "No, nothing..."" "I always try to create art for labor workers and farmers..." "Take it for free!" "Thank you so much!" "Do you have a car?" """ "Yes, Syrenka" "Syrenka?" "Then visit us in Sulecice..."" "...we will fix it for you." "For free!" "Thank you!" "Thank you so much!" "Thank you" "Finally something real" "Yes." "It's simple." "And rough" "Honest expression" "Truth" "But you wanted to have a day off?" "Not anymore!" "But what about the cashier machine?" "We'll be alone" ""Renovation"" ""-""Can can"" ""-""Twist"" ""-""Couple"" ""-""Maybe"" "You're late" "It was hard to find a free parking spot" "Where did you park it?" "Almost in front of the post office You'll find it easily..." ""it's in front of a store with a painted display and ""Renovation"" written in capital letters"" """ "Just look at you, we're supposed to look like loaded foreigners"" "In Poland no-one will look suspiciously on a foreigner" """ "Maybe we should postpone it, it's Monday!"" """ "You're crazy today's 15th, everyone is paying instalments"" ""C'mon, you'll have to keep them busy for a minute to let me get to the car"" "We're running around the city looking for him and probably he's already at the office" "Give me some change" "What the...!" ""October, a month of savings"" """ "Who supports saving schemes, please raise hand!"" "Who has a seving account raises the other hand!" ""-1, 2..." "You in the glasses, put these briefcase aside!"" ""3, 4..." "Don't lower your hands!"" ""5, 6, 7, 8..."" ""9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17..."" "Don't hide behind the colums!" ""18, 19, 20, 21..."" "500 zlot bills!" ""-22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32..."" """ "I want to participate too, I support saving schemes too!"" ""-33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40..."" "Thank you" ""-41, 42, 43..." "Hands higher!"" "(Italian) The minister will wait (...)" "How impatient!" ""HELP"" ""-47..." "Everyone, hands up!"" "48..." "Don't move!" "Don't lower your hands!" "We'll be done soon!" "49..." """ "No, that's too heavy for me..."" ""Keep them another minute, just like we planned..."" "50... 51..." "All right!" "We will now draw lots to award prices!" "No 23 is winning saving account with initial balance of 500 zlotych." "No 18..." "Do you need help?" "!" "What happened here?" "What's the matter?" "What is it?" "Whare did you get it?" "Is it for sale?" "(noise!" ")" "Thank you all for supporting the great virtue of parsimony!" """ "Sir, I know English very well" "But why English when he's Italian"" "Our Italian guy!" "Who!" "Italian?" "Here?" "There he is!" "Finally!" "This one?" "!" "Yes!" "Beg your pardon!" "We have a happy end to this peril after all!" "My hero!" "Our saviour!" "Please take care of our guest and his luggage you know what's in it?" "!" ""C'mon, c'mon, c'mon Beg your pardon"" "There is no food like this in America!" "You said it!" """ "Have another one son and we have to go, the're waiting for us at school"" "Thank you very much" "Bottoms up!" "There you go!" """ "As I was going out for a drink in America I said to myself, stop it!" "..."" ""There is no vodka here, I won't drink crap..."" "Better save up this dollar..." "That's how I made big money" ""I was first poor, then I had own firm..."" "But here..." "Here it was empty..." "I want to say that..." "homesickness was eating me..." """ "Have another one then!" "Yes, I'll drink another one"" "Good!" "Very good!" "Thank you!" """ "Ladies and gentlemen, we should wrap it up now." "According to the plan we should be already there"" """ "Finally, we were looking everywhere for you for already an hour..."" "Your passenger is at the restaurant?" "I'll go get him!" "Stay!" "They're leaving now" "We're lucky!" "We didn't look for you for long" """ "That's the money, right?"" """ "All of them, nothing's missing"" """ "Please, step right in!"" "I'm happy to meet you!" "There are not many people like you!" "Go ahead!" "I'm an amateur!" "A real professional doesn't start anything on Monday!" "We'll escort you." "Let's go" """ "Come on ride with us" "No, I'll go with them..."" """ "But you have to go with us" "No, my soul belongs with them!"" """ "To hell with that!" "You'll go with us then" "But... oh, Lord!"" """ "Please, move it a bit higher Miss Marysia..." "Yes, like that..."" "They're coming now..." "They're coming!" "They're coming!" "Play!" "Play now!" "Put more energy into it guys!" "We're from polish radio." "Do you want to donate your savings for the school too?" """ "You saw that?" "He's covering his face." "Yeah." "Nice guy, he doesn't do it to get famous"" "Hold!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry grandpa" """ "Lazy good-for-nothing, that's what you are!"" "I counted on you..." "But I said not to start on Monday I really couldn't get a car." "They open a new school every day..." "But today they open 3 schools to celebrate 1000 years of Poland without a car it's all lost" """ "With all my heart and along old polish tradition we welcome you, our country man..."" "...in our new school" "There are some others?" "!" "A second one?" """ "Now he'll go to get the suitcase, you'll go if a third one shows up"" "Beautiful!" "I didn't know that a school can be so beautiful!" "I'm happy!" "Very happy!" "Here!" "Put it here!" "A new school named after Polish Expatriate Association was opened in Warsaw" "It was built with the help of our countrymen from abroad" "It's a 1391st school in Poland built for the occasion of 1000 years of Poland" "Zacheta in Warsaw is hosting an exhibition of works of art..." ""...sent in for the competition ""Us '70"" "First prize in category sculptures was awarded to Zygmunt Baczek from Sulecice for the sculpture named screw-cogs carrier" "Many works were sold already today by representatives of various labour collecitves" "We will finally have enough string to sheaf-wrappers..." ""..." "Today, a long-term contract was signed between representatives..."" "...of Italian Chany and Polish Maszynohurt for our combine-harvesters exported to Italia we will get string to sheaf-wrappers that will cover completely demands of our farmers" "19:04" "MEAT PRODUCTS ASS(ociation)" "WHO IS INSURED IS F(eeling relax)ED" "(Italian again)..." ""RENOVATION"" "22:17" "23:57" "23:59" "Yes?" "Who is it?" "Is that you Wojtus?" ""We hear in the distance the noise of gates being closed,"" ""And again we are together, just the two of us."" ""This one hour before the dawn when you are still dreaming"" ""I discover, covered with blue sky your young face my Warsaw""