"Alot of people think you need some kind of clever title to sell a movie" "Like "Goodwill humping" "Edward Penis hands"" ""My big fat Greek arse","Touched by an angel"" "But ultimately the product has to speak for itself I havent even really come up with a good title for my next one I havent even written the script yet" "But lm thinking it needs to be something simple,something elegant" "Like... what do you think of this one?" "Touche." "Catchy,huh?" "Yes,I want you to be in my film" "You want me to fuck some guy on camera?" " Yes" "No way lve got my integrity" "Please,I cant take anymore" "The key to the microprocessor plans." "Give them to me I cant betray my country lll give you anything." "Money." "Power" "Listen." "Understand I am an android I cannot be reasoned with. I cannot be bargained with I do not feel remorse,pity or fear" "And I absolutely will not stop" "Ever ever ever lm ready to go now,lm ready to go now" "Joe,you stay wide." "Franky move in for the pop shot" "Here we go" " Roll out!" "Roxie hold on!" "Pierce hold on!" "I cant wait!" "I cant wait!" "Yes you can." "Hold on now." "Weve got to get this in one take" "Youre not gonna go until I say so" "How many feet have you got left?" "." " 35" "Alright,weve got 45 seconds." "Just relax" "Roxie,youve got to fucking slow down." "Youre killing me here" "Dont be such a wimp" " Shut up!" "No you shut up" " You shut up" "Both of you shut up!" "Listen to me Pierce" "Listen to me,take a deep breath." "Calm down" "Focus on my voice" "Whos your favorite singer?" "." " Dude,The King,man" "Name some of his number one hits" ""Blue suede shoes","dont be cruel","Jail house rock"" "You know,"Suspicious minds" - "Teddy bear" ""Last train to Clarksville"" " Got it!" "No,thats the Monkees" " Hurry up,go!" "Hold on,hold on" " Rolling." "Speed." "Ok!" "Ready?" "Here we go!" "Roxie,go,go,go!" "End slate,go!" "Scene 24,Baker take one,end slate" "Roll up" " And cut!" "Printon." "Beautiful." "Now that,that is a pop shot!" "I need some baby-wipes" " Get her some baby-wipes" "How was that?" "." "Good - its good?" "That was great" "You know what wouldve made it better?" "." "If you didnt walk through my entire shot" "Let me explain something to you,pal." "Thats my camera" "You came right through the shot" "Dammit!" "Now we have to do it again" "Right now,on our planet,at this very moment" "More than 30 million people are having sex 5 million men and 1 million women are receiving oral sex" "41 million are masturbating" "And just in the time that ive been talking to you more than a million people had an orgasm" "And yet the act of sex has been perhaps the single most tabboo subject through out the history of humanity" "As a result,adult entertainment,despite being a multi multi billion dollar world wide industry,exists in almost total aninimity" "My name is Bernard Hyman lm here at stakehouse motion picture company in California" "Over the next few weeks lll be tracking the production of an erotic film I hope to gain some inside into the shadowy industry and the people that call it their profession" "Now,what youre about to see will be graphic,honest and quite possibly very offensive" "But ifthe statistics are any indication lm sure youll stick around to watch" ""The brainstorm"" "How about an under water sex scene?" "We could shoot on location like a desert island with 2 cast aways" "Yeah." "Great idea." "Maybe we could call it "The blue lagoon"" "Shut up,Les,I dont see you coming up with any great ideas" "Alright,just hold on guys,Lets keep in mind,please" "Weve got a 40,000 dollar budget." "We are shooting this thing on film" "So think inside the box I nice box,a clever box but..." "Okay okay,you want ideas?" "lve got ideas" " Yes" "Ok picture this." "Were in a club,theres lots of smoke" "Loud music and theres go go dancers in cages" "You know,a classy joint" "And theres this woman at the bar and shes hot" "Sounds real original so far" " Just give me a chance lve got a flow,ive got a flow here" "Shes hot." "Were talking 10.Shes dressed for action" "But every guy that comes onto her gets shot down" "Shes a lesbian" " No,no,no,shes not a lesbian" "Ok shes a spy" " No,no,no,who said anything about a spy?" "Yeah,shes blowing off all these losers cos shes gotta look for one particular guy" "And that one particular guy has secrets shes gonna steal" "And shes gonna fuck him for those secrets" "No,no!" "Shes a hooker" " Thats good!" "Hold on,hold on" " Whats with you and hookers?" "If shes looking for a guy who is she looking for and why?" "Look,I thought this was my idea" "Hesa nuclear scientist working on a secret government project" "Lets get on,you guys,this is the 21st century" "We need something..." "I dont know... to do with the internet" "Or nano technology" " Okay,okay,okay,he could be a computer scientist I hate computers" " Yeah" "No, but he could design microprocessors" " For robots" "Yes." "Okay and the girl isntjust a spy" "Shes a robot too" " Perfect" "A hooker whos a robot?" "." " Yeah" "She could be like an android" "An android." "You mean like half robot and half human" " Exactly" "Your clothes,your clothes,give them to me" "Terminator 1,do you remember that?" "." "Your clothes." "You give them to me" "What?" "." "is she gonna screw guys to death with her mechanical snatch?" "Lance,that is so crude" "Chuck,this is ridiculous" "You wanted ideas for a porno." "Theyre talking characters" "Theyre talking plots" " Exactly" "What the hell do we want that for?" "." "What are you talking about?" "T. hat is what people want" "Lance,people want plot,people want characters lf you want wall to wall pussy you go somewhere else" "Here we make films." "At the beginning of "lts a wonderful life"" "George Baileys standing on a bridge." "You dont know who the hell you dont give a shit about him" "Then it comes back to the bridge,same place later in the movie" "Now we are emotionally invested in him." "Now we care" "Right?" "." " Yeah,yeah" " Exactly" "Theres gonna be plenty of action,dont worry about it lt comes from character." "The screwing should come from character" "Right." "This is gonna be a great movie" " Yeah" "Can we at least have 3-ways,gang bangs?" "Weve got to get some action going here" "Alright,hold on a second I like the android thing. I think I can put something together from th" "So lm gonna get some stock. lm gonna start working on this script I need you to make some calls for me Roxie" " Okay" "Were gonna need some extra actors." "Alot of extra actors" "Were gonna do something with this film that weve never done befoý" "What?" "W. hat?" "T. riplets?" "Nuns?" "W. hat?" "." "Men from space?" " All good ideas" "Ninjas. I bet its ninjas" "Hold on a second. its something ive always wanted to do" "We are gonna shoot the worlds largest orgy scene ever put on film" "A new worlds record" " Yeah." "Yeah" "You like it?" "." " Yeah" " Orgy." "Yeah" "Orgy." "Orgy." "Orgy." "Orgy..." "Before you get all excited" "All it means is alot of extra work for everybody here" "Weve only got one take" "Were gonna have to dress this whole studio to make it look great" "Were gonna have alot of extra people." "Theres gonna be alot of extr" "Were gonna be under a huge time crunch" "Everyones gonna have to pitch with the crew pulling cable" "Working the lights,gripping,all that kind of shit" "No ones gonna be able to forget their lines." "Lance" "Hey,lm a organic actor. lm not supposed to memorize my lines" "Well in that case then,youre doing an excellentjob" "Thank you very much" "The point is I ask you just to consider all these things before you start with your little crazy happy orgy." "Alright?" "." "Orgy." "Orgy." "Orgy." "Orgy..." "The director" "So where did you get a name like Chuck Steak?" "Its actually my real name." "Charles Steak" " Really?" "Yeah,my parents had a goofy sense of humour" "You guys stay in the car." "Put the camera down,please" "Are we getting this?" "Hold this for me,will you?" "I suppose I shouldnt ask whatjust happened" "No." "No,you shouldnt" "What?" "." "Its not stolen." "Technically" "My buddys a DP for a commercaial house and they ordered tons of extra footage." "They never use all of it" "Every once in a while some of itjust falls off the back of his truck" "They never miss it." "And I just saved myself about 3 grand I see" " Also I know a guy who works here at the processing plant" "Yeah?" " Every once in a while he likes to come by the set talk to the girls." "He lets some of my footage slip through unnoticed" "Saves me another 1,500" " Seems like you know all the tricks" "Well,ive been in the business a long time" "How long is a long time?" "I started almost 25 years ago" " Thats quite a career" "Yeah,well you know,it pays the bills" "So do you feel like you still have the same passion like you used to' I dont know. its funny that you ask me that..." "Jesus." "Not again." "These people" " Who are they?" "Just a bunch of old coots from the neighbourhood here I cannot believe you people have nothing better to do with your lives." "Get ajob for crying out loud l take it theyve been here before" "Yeah,you know what?" "." "It really makes no sense" "Theres nothing evil or violent in my films" "My films are all about intimacy and beauty and love between two people" "Sometimes 3 or 4.Sometimes theres a prosphetic penis involved" "But theres nothing bad about them" "Camera department,ive got the stocks." "Take this,will you" "The point is ordinary people,people like me,you even these coots out there,we have sex everyday lt makes people happy." "And its beautiful and its totally natural" "Violence on the other hand,thats not natural l know it happens in real life." "But sometimes,not all the time" "The point is every single day in movies and in TV..." "Hey Chuck,good to see you." "Hows it going?" "In movies,kids movies lm talking about you see the most disgusting horrific crimes" "When did it become okay to show murders on TV?" "Theyre showing rapes in PG movies. its ridiculous lf l show a guy getting his blown off by a shotgun people stand up and cheer" "But god forbid I shove a penis in a vagina and suddenly lm the hipper of pussy. lt makes no sense" "Then lve got the government crawling up my arse lve got these protestors making my life miserable" "Trying to push me out business" "Whats the message were sending our kids?" "That sex and love is bad?" "And violence?" "V. iolence is a part of every day life?" "Thats the kind of thing that makes me crazy!" "You people,you pathetic losers!" "You should get a life!" "I saw it on "The 3 stooges" movie." "Go sue Carla,you rat bastards" "Call 911" "What were we talking about?" "." "And dart not scorn for glances from those eyes to womb,thy lord" "Thy king,thy governor lt blocks thy beauty as frost do bite the leaves" "Confounds thy fame as whirl winds shake fair buds" "And in no sense is meet or amiable" "Awoman moved is like a fountain troubled" "Muddy,ill seeming,thick,berethed of beauty" "And while it is so,none so dry or thirsty will dain to sip or touch one drop of it" "Yeah." "Alright" "Auditions incredible." "Brilliant." "That was awesome" "Alright,take off your shirt." "Thats great" "What?" "." " Come on,come on,release the hounds" "Lets go. lve got a bunch of people waiting" "Screw you" "What did you think this audition was for?" "." "My agent told me this was a professional movie" "Not some 2 bit sleaze lm a profesional actor." "Not some whore" "Hold on." "Hold on honey" "This is a professional movie." "Welcome to Hollywood" "And these women are not whores,your highness" "Theyre professional actressesjust like you" "Just because they didnt memorize Catherinas speech from "Taming of the shrew.Yeah,thats right,I recognized it lt doesnt make you any better than them" "Okay,lm sorry,theyre not whores." "Youre all profesionals" "And lm out of here" "Hold on." "What if you had to do a nude love scene with Keannu Reeves or Brad Pitt?" "W. ould you take the role?" "If and only if it advances the plot." "Notjust some arbitrary nudity" "You are such a hypocrit." "Take a walk" " What?" "." "I dont have time for this bullshit." "Get out of here." "Go" "Why am I a hypocrit?" ".Just cos l wont get naked in your little porn fli" "No" " But I would for a real director in a real movie" "No,you are a hypocrit because youd screw Brad Pitt or Keanu Reeves cos theyre big Hollywood stars" "No I wouldnt." "Only if it advances the plot" "Man,I couldve told you shed come up with that" "Are you kidding me?" "Advances the plot." "Bullshit" "You dont need nudity to advance a plot Ingrid Bergman never took off her clothes" "Donna Reed never took off her clothes" "Monica Coleman never took off her clothes." "They were hot actresse" "Yeah they were." "But that was a whole different era" "Yes." "Yes it was" "You cant find a modern film better than "Casablanca"" "Or "African queen" or "lts a wonderful life" or "The Philadelphia story"" "You dont need nudity for eroticism or a sexy love scene." "You dont need it" "But lll tell you what." "You know what?" "." "Sex sells." "Thats a fact" "And youve gotta deal with that if you wanna work in this business lf you think this is all about the art and only about the art you are deluding yourself honey" " Go fuck yourself" "Okay bye bye" " Bye" "Have a great career Chucky Cheese." "Dont get any of that goo on y" "The next time a kid pukes on your furry feet you think of us!" "I liked her." "Put her down for a call back" "She was good, dont you think?" "Yeah" "Alright,well give you 500 dollars a day" "Well provide you with a wardrobe that you get to keep after the shoots over." "Meals,obviously catered on set" "And thats the deal,what do you say?" "I get my own driver,right?" "." " Can you drive,Steve?" "Yeah,I can drive you" " Yeah,hell drive you" "Okay" "Alright,the pay is 75 dollars a day" "Bring your own wardrobe." "Cover all your own expenses and youve got to be here on time" "And bring your own lunch!" "The old pro" "What do you mean "Old pro"?" "lm sorry. I didnt mean any offence - lm not old" "And lets not even get into the pro part" "Well,what would you liked to be called?" "Well,just actress" "Roxy Free,actress" "Okay,well that brings up an excellent question" "Do you consider yourself to be a real actress?" "Because alot of people would say that you really dont do any acting at all." "Yourejust having sex in front of a camera" "Oh alright. I mean to be honest,youre probably right I really get into sex ln fact,I sometimes forget that camera is even there" "So in that sense,yeah. I dont have to act" "Dont you ever have to,you know,fake it?" "." "No." "No,I really love sex I mean,sex all the time" "Some other girls are in itjust for the money" "But they dont last long" "No." "When I moan or scream or squirt on camera..." "Squirt?" "." " Cum" "One time I squirted so hard I hit the lens I mean,itjust sprayed the camera" "Chuck really liked that" "No,when lm having an orgasm,its real" "Every single time" "Really?" "In fact,just talking about it gets me alittle wet" "How about you?" "Me?" "Just talking about it,does it get you going?" "Alittle?" "Yes." "A little bit,actually lm gonna make you a deal" "You make me look good in your film." "Not that "Old pro" shit" "And lll slap your little giant behind the ears lm really good with my hands lm sure thats more than true but.." "But I think that would be kind of against the documentary film making code." "You know?" "." "Come on. ltll be fun lll even let you tape it itll be like our little secret film" "Are you serious?" "Right here?" "Come on" "Lets get this cake started" "Hey,hey,hey,slow down cowboy." "Come on" "Dont you want me to suck your cock?" "Yeah" "You want to lick my pussy?" " Very much" "Does it feel good,huh?" "You wanna fuck the shit out of me?" " God yes" "Sorry. I cant do it. I wasjust acting" "Then again you already knew that because I cant really act,you arrogant little prick" "Alright we need the 2 players." "That box of primes" "Those sticks lve got 3 in here" " Ok good" "So you fixed it" "Yeah,its amazing what you can do with alittle duct tape,huh?" "May I?" " Yeah." "Hi" "The newbie" "So what is your name?" "lm Pussy Galore" " Really?" "Yeah - l must be dreaming" "Thats pretty good - lm a big big James Bond fan" "Really?" "So is my mom" "Her favorite movie ever is "Goldfinger" "Thats why she named me Percy" "Thats my real name Percy Galore" "But I like pussy better." "Dont you?" "Pussy Galore." "That was Honor Blackman" " Yeah I think youre even prettier than she was" "You can turn off the charm. lm immune lm sorry. wait I wasjust..." " Thats her line." "From the movie." "Goldfinger" "Right." "The movie" "Did you know in lan Flemings novel Pussy Galore is a lesbian?" "Until she meets her James Bond of course" "So are you a lesbian?" "What?" ".You think you can straighten me out?" "." "No." "No,I wasjust..." " l only like guys." "Dont worry" "You know,youre the cutest documentary film maker I believe ive ever met" "Thank you." "Thank you" "Dont tell me lm the only documentary film maker youve ever met" "Right?" "." "I thought so" "You look too young to be making films anyway" "Oh I look too young?" " Yeah" "How old are you?" "How many of these have you made?" "lm 28 and thisll be my 3rd. 3rd film" "And you?" " lm 20 and this is my 2nd film" "Actually,my 1st and a half I had a small role in Chucks last film" "But pretty good for only being here a few weeks" " Absolutely" "What were you doing before?" "Web design and network administration" " No I swear. I have an AA in computers I dont need the money. lm just doing this for fun I have a hard time believing that somebody..." " Hold on" "Speaking of which,the networks down lve gotta go" " Okay" "Will I see you later?" "." " Yes." "Yes I have alot more questions for you" "So whenever its convenient for you" " Good" "How about you talk to Nicki here" " Okay" "Shell keep you entertained till I get back" " Alright" "Hi,lm..." " Yeah,I know who you are." "What do you want?" "." "Nicki,be nice I just wanna ask you a couple of questions ltll take a few minutes,okay?" "Are you part of the cast or part of the crew?" "." "Yes." "Can I go now?" "." "is that yes youre part of the cast or yes youre part of the crew?" "." "lm a fluffer" " Okay,and what is that?" "." "Youre kidding right?" ".You dont know what a fluffer does?" "Havent you done any research?" "I thought you documentary guys were supposed to be smart" "Theres no need to be rude" " At least lm not stupid" "What?" "." " lm sorry." "Was that being a little too subtle for you?" "Youre stupid" "Shut up Gary" " No." "You shut your festering gob,you tit" "Your type really makes me puke" "You vacuous,toffee nosed,malodorous pervert!" "Yourejust some kind of an evil bitch,arent you" "Come on. lm just pushing your buttons" "What?" "." "No screw that." "Youre not gonna be in my film" "Shut... stop" "Looks like youre pitching a little tent there,arent you" "You see thats what a fluffer does. I get you all hot and bothered I dont understand I keep actors errect inbetween takes its a special talent I have I know what you want" "Why must you be so abusive?" "Because thats what you needed" "And thats what I had to give you" "Did you like the" vacuous,toffee nosed,malodorous" part?" "." "Thats from "Monty Python"" "Your camera man over there." "Whats his name?" "Gary" " Gary." "Hes easy" "What do you say you put this on and you bark like the sissy dog that you are,huh?" "Damm" " You see?" "Yeah,its amazing." "Thats some talent youve got its a talent and a curse" "You see I dont really like sex. ltsjust so messy" "But the pay is good" "And lm willing to touch anybody" "Nicki,we need you out there" " Alright" "Hold on." "Just a second ls there anyone you cant...?" "Anyone your charms dont work on?" "No." "Not that ive found I mean theres Lance of course" "But hes a whole different story" " Whys that?" "." "You dont know about Lance?" "Youre not gonna call me stupid again,are you?" "Id better not." "Otherwise youll have to go home and change your pa" "Why dont you go ask Lance why he got into porn?" "I dont think youll be disappointed" "See you guys" "Well,I guess youd have to say it was a sign from god" "A sign?" "What kind of sign?" "You know,god gave me a 42 inch dick" "Holy shit" "Why else would god give a man a 42 inch brazola if not to go into show business?" "Holy shit" " Are you okay?" "You look a little pale" "You alright?" "." " Yeah" " Good I just dont know what to say" "Hey,forget about it. lt happens all the time its.. what do they call it?" ". ... the penis envy" "Just relax." "Take a few deep breaths." "Youll be fine in a minute its..." "Its... - 3 and a half feet long." "Yeah,I know" "How is it that ive never heard of you?" "I mean,on TV.On the news lts not exactly main stream news,you know ln certain circles lm pretty well known" "So..." "God,thats gotta be a world record,right?" "." "Supposedly theres this guy in the Amazon with a 44 inch dick" "So theyve gotta mount some kind of expedition before they put me in the record books." "Just to make sure its political bullshit" "Does it work normally?" "What?" ".An erection?" " Yeah" "Absolutely." "On command" "Woah,hey!" "lm sorry!" "I shouldve warned you. I hate when that happens" "You okay?" " Yeah,lm fine." "A little light headed but okay" "So are you still working on the script?" "." "Yeah,ive got like 2 scenes to finish lve gotta come up with a good ending" "Are we gonna be lit in 15?" " Yeah." "Yeah" "Alright." "First shots in 15,people lets go!" "If the script isnt finished yet then why dont you just delay production for a couple of days?" "Wheres the challenge in that?" "." "lm not worried lve got a great crew. lve got a great cast" "Everythings gonna be fine." "Hey Franky!" " Yeah?" "How many extras have we got?" "." "Look,I know you asked for 30 but..." " Yeah I did" "Were only gonna get about 15 because" " Come on Franky" "Theyre all tied up" " How we doing on time?" "Weve gotta shoot now" "Alright,you know what,just get everybody whos not working" "Get Nicki and Jimmy." "Get the valet guy" " Mitch too" "Yeah,get mitch." "Get everybody including you. I dont know,he could be a..." " Dancer?" "." "Go go dancer." "Yes." "Yes" " No,no,no. I dont dance lt would be against the documentary film making code" "Really?" "Well my porn code trumps your documentary code" "So go ahead." "Get in make up." "And while youre at it Starsky" "Lose thejacket" " No..." "God!" "Thats my computer!" "Goddamit!" " Sorry Chuck" "Sorry?" "Joey,if you were not my cousin you would never work in this town again!" "No,nothing can rattle Chuck." "Hes the best ive been working with him for most of my career" "Were kind of like the rat pack" "Me,Roxie,Pierce,Lance" "Weve done 75 films together with Chuck I dont think Roxies worked with another director in god knows how I" "Of course shes been dating him on and off for years" "So thats kind of partly why" "Wouldnt you rather be working in mainstream Hollywood films?" "No way." "Oh my god." "Do you know how sleazy Hollywood is?" "Youre all done" " Thanks honey." "Thanks" "Were ready Chuck" " Okay." "Roll sound!" "Roll cameras!" "Speed" " Speed" " Speed" "Scene 2,take 1,marker" "Alright and everybody having fun!" "Partying partying partying and action!" "Hey baby." "Can I buy you a drink?" "Go away. lm not interested" "Oh come on baby." "Give me a try lm hung like a horse" "Hey,why not give me a try" "Whats your name?" " Sarah." "And you are?" "Kyle." "Kyle Reece" "So Kyle,can you dance?" " l know a few good moves" "Come on." "Lets check out the vip room" "Good." "Good." "Good" "Alright Rick,get ready for the pop shot" "Good." "Alright. here we go" "Show me the money" "Very nice." "And Cut!" "Beautiful." "Excellent work everybody." "Print that" "Nicely done." "Get them their robes." "Next set up everybody" "Hey chuck" " Yeah" "Why does every sex scene have to end the same way?" "You mean the galaxy?" " lm sorry,the galaxy?" "The milky way" "Right." "Well you know that never happens in real life" "Really?" "Where have you been man?" "You know people do it with the lights on now?" "." "Actually it goes back to the father of modern cinema himself," "Francois Lumer. ln 1886 Lumer gave us the first porn" "You know what else those frogs gave us that year?" "." " What?" "." "The statue of liberty." "Read a book. its fun" "So Lumer shoots this film ltsjust a man and a woman going at it." "No plot" "People see it and they freak out" "Theyve never seen film before let alone this" "But some people thought it was fake." "They didnt believe it" "Hold on one second" "Franky,tuck here and then well track down here" "Well end up over by the storage shed. ln about 5" "And these extras have got to be out of here by then,okay?" "Where was I?" " The French" "French." "Right." "So Lumer gets upset that people dont believe that his movie is real so he shoots it again" "But you know what he does?" "This time he has the guy pull out,the camera moves in and.." "They never doubted him again - l guess not" "Thats a true story - l guess we can blame it all on the French,huh?" "Yeah I guess so." "Who am I to ruin a 100 year old cinematic traditior" "Here." "A baby wipe" "Tricks of the trade" "Okay." "One more" "All the way to the top" "Thats good - its perfect its going." "This is it" "Chug,chug,chug,chug!" "Okay." "One for me" "No thats it. I cant take anymore" " You know the rules I cant. I drink another one of these things lm just gonna puke" " Drink it" "Look,I cant drink another glass." "Alright?" "." "lm gonna talk to Chuck" "You are such a fucking pussy - l think you made him mad" "What was that?" "." "What were you guys making him drink?" "Well thats one of the tricks of the trade" "Pineapplejuice" " Yeah?" "Why pineapplejuice?" "Makes his dick bigger" "Pineapplejuice,it makes him taste better I dont follow" " You know,his stuff" "Baby batter." "Spew." "Spludge." "Man juice" "Goop." "Cum. lt makes his cum taste better" "Sweet instead of bitter" " Yeah" "Really?" " Yeah. lt makes a big difference" "You have to look like you like it" "Obviously you dont have to swallow" "You know,when youre kissing him down there I think what Percy is trying to say is that when youre sucking a guy off on camera it doesnt look good when you go.." "When he cums in your mouth" "Where did you learn that?" "." " Roxie taught me" "Shes one of the smartest women I know" "You think?" " its true" "Okay,okay,okay." "Chuck says I have to drink one more" "But that is it." "Okay?" "I heard this story one time I think it happened in Chile or Argentina,something like that" "Anyway,this girl goes down on this guy" "So while shes down there she swallows" "Boyfriend walks in,freaks out,shoots her" "The bullet makes a whole between her stomache and her fallopean tubes and she gets pregnant" "The kicker is shes a virgin." "True story" "Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard" "Well it makes perfect sense." "The sperm went into her stomache through the whole,down the tube." "Yeah" "No thats impossible,alright?" "." "First of all your stomache is full of hydrocloric acids and nothing can live in hydrocloric acid" "And secondly..." "What the fuck does that story have to do with anything?" "Dont talk to her like that" " Alright everyone." "We need you on set" "First of all,what about ulcers?" " What?" "." "Well most ulcers are caused by helio active bacteria in the stomach" "They are perfectly happy swimming all day long in hydrocloric acid" "Just becasue im young and I do the nasty for a living it doesnt mean lm dumb - l never said that" "And second of all thats what came into my head so I said it" "So you just fucking say whatever the fuck comes into your head?" "Come on!" "Lets go!" "Dont be telling me what the fuck or what not the fuck to fucking sa" "First positions everybody" " Scene 3,take 1" "Alright find your happy place people" "Get it tucker" " Alright everybody settled?" "Youre madly in love." "Ready." "Action" "Quick!" "Hide in here!" "Go!" " No!" "No!" "Shell find me!" "I know it!" "Its okay." "Well be safe here" "No." "That robot or whatever she is" "Shes gonna kill me" "Youre too tense baby." "You have to relax" "But... how can I relax?" "." "I know that she finds my..." "My.." "C800 microprocessor plans." "She kill me I knowjust what to do" "And..." "Cut!" "Great everybody!" "Excellent work." "Lets move on to the next set up" "Lets set up for this tracking shot here" "Sweet as sugar hey,suck it,okay?" " youre clever" "Percy. percy,you were great" " Hey" "You were really great" " Really?" "Thanks I bet you say that to all the girls,huh?" "No,I dont." "Just you" " You liar" "Chuck gave me a copy of your first film and I watched it last night." "You were really very good" "Really?" " Very believable." "As an actress" "So what else were you doing while you watched me?" "No." "No,no,no. lt wasjust research." "Thats all" "Well coincidently I saw your last film too" " No you didnt" "Machupichu and the Inca trail lt was a bit too talky but I liked it." "Youre really talented" "How in the world did you...?" " Downloaded off the internet its pretty amazing what you can find on the web,huh?" "lm amazed that thing still works I know." "Percy fixed it for me." "That girl is a whizz with computers" "Beautiful and smart,huh?" "Yeah." "Whats shes doing in porn I have no idea" "Where did you find her?" "." " l didnt." "She found us" "Shejust came around one day looking for a gig" "Are you still working on the scipt there?" "No lm researching orgies on the internet" "Did you know that the worlds largest filmed orgy was shot in 1998 and there were only 26 people in it?" "." "Thats it." "Were gonna have 30,35 people at least" "So were gonna blow that world record off the map" "Not bad for my last film,huh?" "Your last film?" " Yeah its not 100 percent sure yet" "So please dont go talking about it." "Gary" "But yeah,I figure lm gonna finish the film and just retire" "Just like that?" "." "Chuck,see you tomorrow" " Yeah see you Franky" "No,notjust like that. lve done 300 movies I just dont have the same passion for film making as I used to" "So I just figured do one last great big movie and then shut it down" "Do something else." "Go out on top" "Percy." "Percy" " Hey" "Hey." "Where are you going?" "You going home?" "No lm just heading out to get some dinner" "Well do you want company?" "Cos I mean ive got questions to ask you ld love to." "But I already have plans" "Okay" " Jelous?" "No." "No,of course not" " Well maybe you should be" "Look,lm a professional,okay?" "And... lll take a rain check on dinner" "Tricks of the trade part 2 I know one thats perfect for you" "Look,heres your cock." "Come on,give me a good hard edge" "Theres your cock." "Heres your balls" " Okay" "Actually this is your cock" " Thank you." "Okay,its not funny" "Lighten up." "Come on,werejust kidding" "Jesus,come on." "Alright?" "." " Okay" "Heres your cock." "Altright?" "." "Heres your balls" " Okay" "Strap it on like this." "Here" "Snug." "But not too tight" "Youll stay hard as a rock" "Until you peel it off" "Thats amazing" " You want this?" "Its all yours lm just guessing you need it" "Come on." "Dont lie to your momma" "Shut up,Gary" "Go on." "Get out of here I think you have Roxie all wrong I know sometimes she can seem alittle sarcastic and tough" " Like mean." "Just mean" "You have to spend more time with her" "Shes really very sweet and nice" "Are we talking about the same Roxie?" "Did you know Roxie put herself through college when she was 25?" "Come here." "Youve got an eyelash" "And did you know that Roxie volunteers at the Genny centre?" "Or that shes never been maried?" "No. I didnt know that" "Theres alot of things you dont know I know something you dont know" " Really?" "Whats that?" "." "lm not gonna tell you. I promised" " Make a wish" "Now are you gonna tell me your secret?" "." "We have ways of making men talk you know" "Not till you tell me your secret" "After this film Chuck is retiring and hes gonna shut down the production company" "Thats not good" " What?" "." "No this changes things" " What does it change?" "You have to promise you dont tell anyone about Chuck retiring" "Why?" " Just promise" "Okay" "And be nice to Roxie,Okay?" "Please" " Yeah" "I have to go" "Good." "Alright twist over" "Good." "Alright" "Thats it." "Good" "Hey." "Come on over here. I wont bite" "Come on." "Keep it up" " Are you sure its okay?" "iii be nice." "Percy convinced me you werent such a bad guy after all" "Really?" "What did she say?" "You dont have to whisper." "Were doing this MOS" " MOS?" "Yeah." "MOS.lt means without sound" "The first film makers in Hollywood were German" "And they used to say we will shoot the next shot "Mith out sound".M" "And itjust stuck." "Pretty cool story,huh?" "Yes its facinating." "Give me a little standing scoop" "Good" " Come on over here." "Come on I need you a little higher" " Like this?" "Yes very good - ls it good?" "Arent I in the shot?" "." " Need you a little bit back" "How is it that you know so much about cinema history?" "I majored in cinema." "Specializing in pre-1920 film history" "So if you have any questions about Robert Winer" "Or the German expressionists or an early DW Griffith you know wh" "Thats very impressive" " Yeah,slap her arse a couple of times" "Just because lm a porn star..." "is that all youve got baby?" "It doesnt mean lm... stupid l just need to quit under estimating you,I guess" "Alright now get up." "Give me a little trigger" "So how many kids have you had?" "What makes you think I have kids?" "That scare." "Thats from a c-section,right?" "." "And break!" "Thats good!" "Cut it!" " You talking about that?" "." "Alright!" "Beautiful!" " lm just curious its nothing." "Okay?" "Can I have a robe please?" "I dont mean to..." "I spent 2 years in pre-med I recognize a c-section scar" "Hey,I thought that was your hernia operation" "Rox,ive known you your whole life." "When the hell were you pregnant?" "." "Roxie,you were pregnant?" "." " Will everyonejust stop ganging up on me?" "Hey Rox." "Rox. lm your friend." "Listen" "You dont want to talk about it,thats fine. its okay ltsjust I was 19,unmarried and a porn star" "Starting a family just didnt seem like the right thing to do at the tim" "You were 19.Your big European vacation?" "Yeah,I was with my aunt in Fresno." "So now you know" "Hey,just dont tell anyone,okay?" " Me?" "Rox I was worried about this" "Roxie,Roxie I didnt mean to offend you - l think I have to stop under estimating you" "Can I just ask you a few more questions?" " No you cant,you fuck" "Yeah,it can be very difficult having a normal social life in this busin" "Theres such a powerful stigma attached to what we do that half the time even your own family wont stick behind you" "And relationships... I mean sometimes I think about,I do. I think about marriage" "Working a steady job" "Having a ba... baby" "Deep deep down." "Way deep where l dont like to go lm not a very happy person" "lm just messing with you man I get to screw hot chicks all day long." "What else could I ask for,righ" "Remember how I told you I have a secret?" "." " Yeah" "Well I think I trust you enough. I can tell you now" "You have to promise not to tell anyone." "Alright?" "." " Okay lm serious,I swear,you cant show this to anyone" "Not unless I say its okay" " Okay,I swear. I wont" "Roxies my mother but she doesnt know it yet" "What?" "W. hat are you talking about?" "." "20 years ago Roxie gave me up for adoption" "Roxies my biological mother" "Are you serious?" "Youre sure about this?" "I spent the last year checking on the records" "Well then youre not here by accident,are you?" "No. I have to find out if my mother wants me back" "And if she doesnt?" "." "I dont want to think about that" "Why dont you just tell her?" "W. hat have you got to lose?" "I cant do that yet." "Shed probably say anything to spare my feelings I need to know the truth." "Whatever that is" "Oh my god." "You never did a scene with her did you?" "No you pervert. I dont do girl girl. I told you that" " Right,right" "God,I dont know how Roxies gonna react to this kind of news" "Yeah well,I was kind of hoping we could work together a few months before I told her" "Hang out and be friends" "But then chuck said that he was going to retire and shut down the production company" " Right" "So I need your help" "What do you want me to do?" "You want me to tell her for you?" "No." "No,I just want you to be nosey I see you are good at that I want you to get her to talk about being pregnant and giving her baby up for adoption" "Find out why she did it" "And if she regrets it" "You know shes pretty sharp lf l just start poking around shes gonna suspect something its not gonna be easy" "Well,I was thinking if youre successful I could make it worth your while" "Yeah?" "Like how?" "." " Like this" "Well,ive gotta go" "See you later Bernie" " Yeah" "Hold!" "Great." "Great." "Great guys" "Alright." "Lets get in there." "Take their exact positions" "See how hes turned away?" "Come on hurry" "And action!" "This damage is minor" "You will tell me what I want to know" " Never!" "And cut!" "Excellent work." "Excellent work everybody" "Great work guys." "Good job." "Alright." "That is lunch. 1 hour" "We get it?" "." "Great" " Chuck" "Yeah" " Remind me what this movie has to do with ninjas" "Nothing." "Nothing. lt doesnt matter" "Rule number 1 in film making." "Everbody loves a ninja fight lt doesnt have to make sense" "Actually thats probably rule number 2" "Rule number 1 is you never work with chimps or kids" "Unless youre making about chimps and kids" "Then its a necessary evil. but other than that,forget about it" "Ladies,do you have a minute where we might talk?" "Ask you a few questions?" "Okay lets do it" " Well actually ive gotta make a phone call so..." "Why dont you two talk?" " Okay" "So Marcus Wilby,what do you wanna know this time?" "Lets start with the early days of your career" "How did you first get involved in film?" "What was your first movie?" " Thats a really original question" "My first film was "Red hot star whores".lt was in 1979 I wasjust 18 years old - 1979" "Wait. lf you were 18 in 1979" " Did I say 1979?" "I meant 1989" "Zoe." "Remember that first film we did?" "Red hot star whores?" "Oh my god" " God that was fun" "How many years ago was that?" "." "Remember that scene with the light sabers?" "Wait wait wait.." "I think.." "Wait" "You star whore!" " lll kill you princess Ley" "Before I let you steal Luke skysicker from me!" "Oh yeah?" "W. ell see what he says after I tell him that you fucked his wookie" " You rebel bitch" "You star whore!" "Id bet youd fuck Darth Vibrator over there if you got the chance" "Chick fight." "Yeah!" "Youll pay for that" "lm sorry R2" "Warning!" "Warning!" "Danger!" "Danger!" "If you kill me lll become stronger than you can imagine" "Now" "Do you like that?" "." "Tell me the location of the secret rebel base" "Never!" "I cant" "Now can you feel the force flowing inside of you?" "Alright,alright." "Enough." "Enough,alright?" "." "Everyone has a first time I dont even know where the hell you found that" "Thats from 1979" " A classic is a classic" "Classsic my arse. I lost my arse on that movie I spent my entire budget on the special effects" "You didnt lose that much money" " Come on I was young. I thought I was gonna change the world with my movi l would never make it again" " We had a great time." "Didnt we?" "We had a fantastic time - lt was fun" "The truth of the matter is you are looking at the only person in this god forsaken industry who takes pride in his work - its true" "Yes you do - l take pride in my work" "And how long have you been here?" "2 and a half seconds?" "Why dont you come back in a few years and then tell us how you f" "Okay and so you dont put any pride in your work?" "Please,lver seen how hard you work - l take pride in my work its all good." "Lets go back to work" "Hey Roxie. I just want to ask you a couple of questions lf you could just spare... a minute" "Its on a cordon" " Alright I think this is the best youre gonna get it" " Thats good enough" "So Roxie how old were you when you first got into...?" "Okay" "Alright." "Good." "Fine,fine,fine." "Lets get out of here 21 charlie,take 1" "And action!" "Cut!" "Dont slam the door." "Just open it I thought an android would slam the door" "Well an android wouldnt." "An android would be controlled" "Open it and walk through it" "Lets go again." "Real quick,come on" " You dont want the pose?" "I like the pose but youre opening the door like youre a fireman" "Youre an android and youre gonna fuck him" "Alright!" "Settle!" "Scene 21 charlie,take 2" " And action!" "I am looking for a private dick" "Well youve found one ln fact youve found the breast... best." "Best." "Best" "Chuck lm sorry" " Youve got 10 words" "How was the door?" "." " The door was great" "Look her in the eye" " Shes looking at me funny" "Yeah?" " l wasnt looking at you funny." "Shut up" "Just look her in the eyes,Lance" "Chuck were gonna go get some food,man" "No youre not." "Sit down." "You guys are up next." "Just stay put" "Take 5" " Okay,this is the one. I feel it." "Action!" "I am looking for a private dick" "Well you found one." "And you found the best" "Enough of this perversity!" "Enough!" "Dont worry. lll take care of this" "Oh my god!" "21 charlie take 6" " Alright youre robot." "No,youre an android" "What are you?" "Youre an android." "Youve got the thing" "Youve got to talk to him to find the guy." "The thing." "Ding,ding,ding." "And then were over,alright?" "." "Please,ive got to wake up tomorrow and come back to work" "And action!" "is something burning?" " Yeah" "Oh!" "What next?" "." "I need a fuse please" "Take 8" "Youve found one. ln fact youve found.." " Chuck Steak" "Cut!" "Youve got to be kidding me" " Youre served" "Whats this?" "W. hat is this shit?" "." "Coalition for morality... pulling our film permit?" "." " What?" "." "That guy I hit with the flower pot is sueing me" "Oh man!" "What the fuck?" " Fuck that shit." "Jesus christ" "You hit one prude with a fucking pot" "Alright come on." "Make to first positions." "Lets go" "Youve found one. ln fact youve found the best" "What was that?" "." " Cut!" "Jesus!" " Chuck,now that weve stopped why would an android hire a private investigator?" "." "Itjust doesnt make any sense" " Are you kidding me?" "T. hats it!" "Thats it!" "Lunch. 40 minutes back on the set" "Youre an android. I cant have this conversation with you" "Because youre an android" " No honey,wait" "Was she in "Harry eats Sally"?" " Her boobs are so big" "Alright everybody." "Fresh juicy steak." "Hot off the grill" "Look at that. ls that beautiful?" " Right on." "Yeah can smell it too,huh?" "Leave some for Roxie." "Roxie,here take some" "You know I dont eat meat" " Excuse me" "Thats right." "Meat is murder ld kill for steaks like this" "Come on." "You know you want it. its my special recipe its smothered in bacon fat - lt smells like an abituar" "Whats an abituar?" "." " its even cooked perfectly" "Crispy on the outside and nice and fleshy on the inside lm gonna hurl" " What are you so touchy about?" "." "You should be more tolerant to her beliefs Lance" " Exactly" "So you dont drink milk,you dont eat butter" "Or anything made with animal products. I dont wear leather" "And I dont use make up that is tested on animals" "Let me ask you this question." "Do you suck dick?" "Yeah" " Not you." "You - lve got a name" "Roxie." "Do you suck sick?" " You just asked me if I sucked dick?" "I believe that is exactly what I asked you." "Yes I may have sucked your dick about a thousand times." "So?" "So you swallowed sperm. ls that not an animal product?" "." "Thats different." "Youre not being exploited" "Yeah." "You have a brain." "All be it a microscopic one" "You consciously give me approval to do it." "That makes it okay" "Did that carrot give you approval to eat it?" "." "Thats a good point" " Thank you Judas" "A carrot is a vegetable. it is not conscious" "Why?" "Just because it doesnt have a brain or a nervous system?" "This was a perfectly happy carrot living in the dirt,Right?" "." "Right,right,right" " He was eating and growing and banging carrot chicks and making baby carrots" "When all of a sudden some evil dude,this cold dark vegan comes along in his burken stocks and his organically grown cotton and yanks him out of the earth and throws him into a basket where he dies a lingering miserable death" "I believe that is where you come in." "Murderer" "Guys." "Chuck wants you changed and back on the set right now" "Are you ready?" " Yes lm ready" "Are you ready?" " lm ready" "Great." "Okay Lance,were gonna pick it up from your last line" "And action I think I can help you find the girl and the boy" "But Ive got to be paid in advance" "Crispy on the outside" "But nice and fleshy in the midle,huh?" "Okay,thats a cut" "You feel better now?" "." " Yeah I do" "Great." "You know what we are gonna do people?" "Were gonna take a little break." "You can go for a walk" "Have a drink,get laid. I dont care" "But I want everyone back here in 2 hours" "That orgy scene is Friday and I dont want anyones personal bullshit getting in the way." "Understand?" "Great!" "Somebody get him a block of ice" " Chuck" "So you and Roxie seem to be getting along pretty well isnt there something else you should be doing?" "Yeah. I am. I talked to Roxie at breakfast this morning" "Oh yeah?" " Yeah." "Shes really starting to open up to me" "Did you know that she still thinks about getting married?" "having a family someday?" " Really?" "Shes never talked about that before" "What else did she say?" " Not much." "We didnt have that much time" "She had to run off to make up but" "She said she would give me more time." "As much time as I wanted" "When she has a break" "Shes really starting to trust me. its a good feeling" "Why didnt you tell me this before?" "I wanted to surprise you" "Oh yeah?" "Well you did" " Good" "Now what do you say you and I go over to that bedroom set with the head board,the hand cuffs I dont have enough time. lm due in make up in half an hour" "Half an hours plenty of time." "Like for a quickie" "Baby,you are gonna get much more than a quickie" "I cant take anymore" "The T800 microprocessor plans." "Give them to me" "No I cant betray my country" "Listen understand,I am an android I cannot be reasoned with. I cannot be bargained with" "Roll out!" " Hold on!" "I cant wait!" "I cant wait!" "So what do you think of our little internet operation?" "It is very impressive" "How many members do you have?" "Subscribers?" "Well lve only been on line for a few weeks" "But lets not expect too much" "Lets see what weve got here 1,206 - 1,200.Thats what?" ".6 grand a month?" "Pretty quick with the math there,Skippy" "Then of course weve got to give Chuck 10 percent for letting us use the ADR stage and we have to pay the girls" "And of course the T1 line" "Who taught you how to do all this?" "Percy set this all up." "Shes amazing with computers lm not afraid of these things anymore" "She even taught me the editing management software" " Really?" "Rox,Chuck says its a wrap for evening" " Thank god." "Thank you" "Good night" " Have a good one" "Roxie I think that its time I start asking you more difficult questions I know. isnt it great?" "." "I have like 300 members this week" "And Roxies so smart." "She learns the software like that." "Shes amazi" "Whats amazing is there are so many horny guys out there" "Speaking of which" " Yes?" "lve got news for you." "Very good news" "Roxie told me everything" "What do you mean everything?" " l mean everything" "Percy she gave you up because she had no choice" "Her parents wanted her to get an abortion" "But she wanted to keep you." "Only she didnt have any money" "She didnt have a husband." "She wasjust too young to be a mother" "And she tried to find you." "Afew years ago she hired a private investigator but they didnt have any luck" "You didnt tell her about me,did you?" "No." "No,I swear. I just asked her a question and she answered and shejust kept talking and talking I dont know how I can thank you" "This is amazing - lm happy that youre happy I am. I mean I cant believe it." "This is great" "Do you know what might make mejust a little bit happier?" "." "I think I know something" "I have to see the tape" " What?" "." "I have to see everything she said" "No." "No,no,no" "There isnt a tape. I didnt tape it" " Why not?" "." "Well..." " its an important conversation" "She wouldnt let me." "She still feels terrible about giving you up" "She didnt want all of that committed to tape" "Why would she right?" "." " Right exactly" "But I should tell her" " What?" "." "Right now I should just go tell her and get it over with" "No,no,no." "You really shouldnt." "You should wait" "Wait until the movies done" "The big orgy scene is tomorrow." "Everybodys on edge" "You owe it to Chuck." "You owe it to Roxie" "You need to wait" " Youre right." "Youre right" "What would I do without you?" "But what if..." " Stop." "Dont think" "But how can I relax when that robot might get her hands on these T800 microprocessor plans?" "Okay." "Okay" "I cant be bargained with. I cant be reasoned with" "And I will never stop!" " Dont stop" "Ever!" " Dont stop" "Ever!" "Ever!" "The orgy" "Roxie. lm back - l see" "So whats this big important announcement?" "." "Well you know how Bernies been asking alot of questions about your past?" "." " God." "Yes" "You know how you told him how youve always wanted to have a fa" "And how much you wish you hadnt given your baby up for adoptior" "What are you talking about?" "." "Roxie its okay I know he wasnt suppossed to but Bernie told me everything" "How you refused to get an abortion and how hard it was to give your baby up and how you hired a private investigator to find..." "Will you just slow down for a minute?" "W. hatare you talking about?" "." "None of that is true. I dont know what that little shits been telling y" "But none of its true" " Gary!" "Hey!" "Come on!" "No!" "What the hell?" "Come on!" "Jesus christ!" "I turn my back for 2 seconds" "This is not legal and its bullshit and you know it" "Dont blame me." "You shouldve been there" "You cant do this to me" " Get your hands off me I can get my hands on you." "You dont sue me. I sue you!" "Nobody sues Chuck Steak!" "Whats happening?" " He wants to shut me down" "Go ahead!" "Get in you lexus,you little prick!" "Why?" " You miss one little hearing and now they are gonna revoke my film permit. I dont think so" "He said if we are not shut down in 20 minutes hes gonna call the c" "You fucker!" "You lied to me!" " l need everybody inside." "Lets go" "You never talked to Roxie!" "Everything you told me was a big fucking lie!" " Stop kicing me!" "We talked about this." "You werent supposed to discuss this with he" "Yeah?" "W. ell i did and she told me the truth!" "She never wanted a daughter." "She never went looking for her" "You just lied to me so you could fuck me,you arsehole!" "That is not true. I care about you" "You had a pretty good time" " Your prick was so little I barely felt it!" "Listen can wejust talk?" "Get in." "Get in" "We only have 20 minutes to shoot this orgy scene,Okay?" "Shut up!" "iii explain it later. its no big deal" "Youre all professionals and I expect the best out of you" "Were here to work and weve got to do it very fast" "First of all I need my first team here" "Crew and Ateam right in front of me now lf youre asking yourself "Am I on the Ateam?",youre not" "Sojust be quiet and calm and ill get to your blocking in a second" "Wardrobe,make up." "Forget about it." "We do not have time" "Joey. I need to be lit in 10 minutes - 10 minutes?" "Youre insane" "Youre right. I need to be lit in 5.Make it happen,alright?" "." "Alright well do it" " Alright good" "Wheres Percy?" " Shes outside kicking the shit out of Bernie" "Well go get her!" "We dont have time for this shit!" "Hurry up!" "Listen to me." "First positions here." "Joey youre there" "Franky youre there." "You both start wide" "Move in close as we get to the centre of the action" "When the cops come in here they are probably gonna want to confiscate all our stuff so switch out the mags." "Dont give them anyt" "You guys know the drill." "Sally get over on the couche" "Bend over there and you." "You lick her arse,okay?" "Dont give me that look." "Youre gonna lick and youre gonna like it" "Now get over ther." "Okay?" " Come on honey" "Pierce." "My piece d"resistance." "Youre gonna be the centrepiece" "You lay down on..." "later,just keep the pants on till were ready to go" "You lay down right here." "Percy I want you on top of him" "Roxie." "Youre sitting on his face,Okay?" "And you." "Sinatra with the hat." "You come here and bang her in the" "No,but I wanna do her in the arse" " Whatever!" "Roxie do you care?" " Him or him?" "Who cares?" "Alright you bang her in the arse." "You go back over there" "Put your dick in somebody else" "Everybody knows what youre doing, right?" "." "What am I doing?" " You wanna blowjob?" "Okay" " Alright fine." "You honey,you blow him,alright?" "." "Hey!" "Just one?" " Alright you too." "And you over there" "Just 3?" "Come on" " We dont have time..." "Fine youre in. 4" "Youve got 4.You ready?" "Happy now?" "." " Yeah" "You two." "Youre the key to this scene. I wanna see you fet on top..." "Wait Chuck,I cant do this" " What do you mean you cant?" "." "Its not in the script" " You dont do girl girl. I know." "But its Roxie lm not doing this scene with my mother!" "What?" "." " Youre my mother. I wanted to tell you but.." "I guess that doesnt matter now" " What are you talking about?" "." "This was that big important thing?" "We dont have time for this right now" " Chuck!" "This is not "Jerry Springer show.We have no time for it" "Just deal with it." "Well deal with it after weve done." "What?" "." "I dont think that I..." " Just stay there" "Sally,you switch with Percy." "Okay?" "is that fine?" "Its the best I can do right now." "Well work this out later" "We have no time." "Please!" "Work with me!" "Cameras ready" " Just shoot wide open" "Lights are up Chuck." "Were ready to go" "Alright people I need you to focus" "Listen to me." "We have no time to do this the right way" "Were gonna shoot this in one take and its gonna be great lm gonna be talking to you the whole time so dont worry if you dont know what to do. lll be giving you directio" "Were gonna start wide." "Were gonna work in" "We have all your little groups." "Slowiy the group is gonna merge with the group next to you and so on and so on" "Like that big shampoo comercial" "So eventuall everybody is doing everybody" "Thus the worlds biggest orgy in a world record I need some professionalism. I need some fun" "As soon as I yell "action!"... what?" "." " The copsjust pulled in" "Christ." "Alright lock that door!" "Were not stopping" "Were not stopping for anything. I wanna see fun as soon as I yell "" "You rip off your clothes." "You start kissing,you start hugging" "Have a great time." "Make it look believable" "Make me love each and every one of you." "Are you ready?" "Ready!" " You dont sound like a room full of world record breakers" "Ready!" "Cameras!" "sound!" "rolling!" " Speed" "Target!" " Scene 49,take 1" "Make me proud,people!" "And action!" "Too much smoke!" "Too much smoke!" "I wanna see the bodies" "Well,he did it" "Chuck somehow managed to pull off the big orgy scene" "Despite the appearance of a few unexpected guests" "As a matter of fact since the camerasjust kept rolling lt looked like those riot police were always supposed to be in the fil" "So everything pretty much turned out for the best" "Almost everything" "Hello?" " Yeah Percy. its me. I just want to talk for a sec" "Go away!" " No look." "Everything that I told you... was true" "What do you want,you fuck?" " l wanna talk to you" "Youve talked enough already" " Why did you lie to Percy?" "Why did you deny everything single thing that you told me?" "I didnt lie to Percy. I lied to you" "What?" "." " You couldnt leave me alone" "You had to keep pestering me with all your stupid questions I only told you that story just to get you off my back" "Which is why I made you to swear never to tell anyone" "So what do you do?" "You turn around and blab to Percy" "And why?" "Just so you can fuck her" " That is not true I genuinly care for her. I love her" " Oh god!" "I think she only slept with me so ld collect information about you lf you believe that youre even dumber than I think" "I screwed everything up" " You certainly did" "Great lf only you had told me the truth - l know. I know" "So do you really think shes my daughter?" "." "She has the birth certificate." "She has the adoption papers" "Shes got everything" "My daughter" "I just never thought ld say those words again" "Actually it sounds kind of nice" "lve got to get her back and you have to help me ld like to really." "Really I would" "Youre not such a bad guy" "But she wont listen to me" "Not now." "Thanks to you" "Come with me." "Theres one person who can maybe help" "What makes you think I can help you?" "You always know exactly what to do - which is true" "But what ifthis is the one time in a million I have no idea what to d" "Then you lie and tell me you do know what to do" "Well in that case I know exactly what to do ill call Percy,lll explain everything to her." "Everythingll be fine" "Thats it?" "T. hats the plan?" "T. hats not gonna work lt already did" " What?" "." "Yeah. I talked to her about an hour ago" "Shes still pissed at you but she will be at the wrap party tomorrow" "But you have no idea whats going on" "Of course I do. lm the director" " Sally blabbed,huh?" "Yeah and Franky. lt was like a race" "Were you ever gonna bother to share that information with us?" "I just did." "Now go on Sparky." "Get out of here ive got stuff to do" "Yeah!" "Thank you!" "How about the kids today and their loud rock music" "Give it up for them" "Alright first of all,I just want to thank everyone for coming to the par to celebrate the completion of a world record setting film" ""Touche"" "You guys were all great." "You were fabulous" "Before you get all too full on this delicious food and the fine vintage champagne I decided to pop for today" "Taste like mimmys to me ive a very serious announcement ld like to share with you all peopl closest and dearest friends. I havent really told anyone this" "But this is notjust a wrap party" "For me its gonna be my final wrap party" "After this film I am officially retiring from the business" "We know!" " How do you know?" "." "Sally Frank Tina..." " l know." "Brutus. I dont care" "You cant keep a secret anyway." "Whatever." "You guys were great lt was a great run. I thank all of you." "Congratulations" "Salute" "We love you baby" " Thank you baby" "Percys gonna be here in about 5 minutes" "Can we get everybody together and bring them to the stage?" "Go party!" "Have a good time!" "Resolutions" "Something funny." "Hardcore and funny would be good I missing a really good party" "That." "Thats funny." "Thats comedy,huh?" "You killed it - l killed it" "That is an amazing likeness" "Come on,were missing a great party" "Hi" " Hello" "Hope lm not too late" " No,no,no." "Come on in" "Have a seat. I was beginning to think maybe you changed yorr min" "Hi" " Hi - l almost did" "lve called you all here today because one of you is a murderer" "Go ahead" "Bernie lm sorry - lm sorry" "Go ahead - lm just sorry I kicked you" "Hope I didnt break anything vital - l survived lm sorry I said your dick was small" " Thats okay its not" " Thanks" "So when you said Bernie was lying actually you were the one lying" "No I didnt say he was lying. I said nothing he said was true" "And it wasnt" "But that doesnt mean I want you out of my life" "Weve had a great time these last..." " Dont you see?" "This exactly what I didnt want to happen" "How do I know youre notjust saying that to spare my feelings?" "Hey,hey." "Listen. lve known Roxie a long time" "Trust me honey." "She doesnt spare anyones feelings" "No,I just mean you say it like it is." "You dont hide the truth its a compliment Rox" " Yeah Sally." "Great." "Thanks" "Well then tell me something if shes always so brutally honest then why did she tell all those lies to me?" "Bernie you are not helping here" "Besides I wasnt lying. I wasjust trying to..." "Okay,I was lying." "But you were annoying me" "Percy I dont know what it is that you want from me" "Because I dont think I can be your mother" "Maybe you were expecting somebody else" "No,no,no." "Dont you see?" "Youve already grown up into a beautiful smart sensitive amazing young woman" "You dont need a mother" "But if you give me a chance I think I can be a pretty good friend" "Yeah" " Yeah?" "Print it!" "Beautiful!" "Alright,back to my party" "Come on the bands still playing." "Lets go" "Wrap it up" " That was beautiful" "Wait." "So listen if shes the mother then whos the father?" "." "Who is he?" " God,who the fuck cares?" "A cast of thousands - l dont know who the fuck it could be." "Really lt was definitely somebody on that "Star whores" set though lt could be anyone of 4 or 5 different guys" "That shouldnt be too hard to find out,right?" "." " Right lm sure we could just track him down" "Yeah and get a paternity test,right?" "." "No. lt wasnt any of those guys" " How would you know that?" "." "They all had vasectamys" "All of them I never knew that" "Well who else were you sleeping with Rox?" "." "Oh my god" " Jesus,this is turning into a freaking soap opera" "Shut up Lance" "Daddy?" " l guess." "Yeah" "Oh my god." "This is surreal I dont believe this" " Daddy!" "I cant believe some of the things ive made you do over these last 2 months" " Shut up" "Closed for sale" "Well there you have it. "Touche" is in distribution now" "And its making pretty decent money" "All the law suits were dropped against Chuck" "As long as he agreed to shut down his production company which of course he was going to anyhow" "As far as Percy goes,she has also retired from the adult entertainment industry" "Shes now working in the new family business" "Chuck and Roxies vegan steakhouse" "Hi." "How are you?" " lm good now" "Hey everybody." "This place looks great" "Hi darling" " How are you?" "Hello" " Hello" "Enough kissing. lve got work to do" "Come on,its opening night." "Weve gotta go ls it straight?" "." "Nice to see you." "Hope you enjoy the movie" "Everybody in." "Everybody in" "Chuck Steaks "Touche" still holds the record for largest filmed orgy" "After personally leading a thorough expedition of the Amazon regio" "Lance long was finally awarded the world record for longest human" "Chuck and Roxies vegan steakhouse was a financial disaster and closed its doorsjust 8 months after opening" "2 weeks later roxyporno. com was sold to a large multi national conglomerate for 11 million dollars in cash and stock"