"SWEET TEEN" " Business man." " Well, actually I'm doing fine." "I'm well off." "That means you are doing fine." "That means I went on a long way." " Walking?" " No, by bus." "Mimii!" "As I've not been living here since many years..." "Who's that beautiful lady?" "It's Lady Rosalia, Mister Saro's wife." "And those are the most popular couple of the village." "Mister Saro!" "Mister Saro looks more tired than usual." "Does he have an hard job?" "His horns are becoming heavy." "Lady Rosalia..." "She loves sex." "Mister Mimii knows something about it." "You'll know her better too." "You'll see." "What about night life here?" "There was." "She left for Milan last week." "What about you then?" " Hey!" " Who is she?" "The most beautiful ass of the city!" "It's Lady Grazia," "Mister Salvatore's only child." "He is the richest man of the district." "I would go in jail for ten years for that woman!" "You are not her type of man." "Lady Grazia is searching for the final arrangement." "For a man who gives her confidence." "She is virgin and, who's going to marry her, will be very lucky." "Besides fucking that beauty, he won't have money problems." "What could you ask more in life?" "Right!" "What could you ask more in life?" "DRUGSTORE" "Hello?" "Is anybody there?" "Good morning." " Good evening." " Good evening." "How can I help you?" "I think I have something good for you." "This medicine will kill your pain." " Here you go." " No..." "I'd like to have that one over there." "Yes, one minute." "This one?" "No, not that one." "The other one." "This one?" "Yes..." "No, not that one..." "The other one." "This big one?" "That one?" "Yes, that one!" "Are you sure it's this one?" "You guessed, uh?" "Here you go." "Is it possible to have some water, please?" "I'll take the medicine here." "Sure." "Let me get it for you." "Is it fine like that?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "You are very kind." "Really kind!" "You are such a kind person, it's difficult to find such a kind girl like you." "Especially in Sicily it's hard to find girls like you, so kind and nice!" "Thank you." " You are not from here, are you?" " No." "I come from North Italy." "I arrived here few days ago." "Will you move here?" "Well yes." "This city has very beautiful girls, you are one of them." "Unfortunately this is Sicily, it's not like where you live." "A man from North has problems to start a new life here, that's because women are married before they are born." "You didn't understand..." "I'm from Sicily!" " From Sicily?" " Yes, exactly." "But I'm an open minded man." "That's because I traveled a lot," "I traveled around the world!" "Well, something is changing here anyway." "I have no problems about it." "I wouldn't find it strange if my wife wants some freedom." "You know how to talk." "I'm happy we met." "You know, people here have a different thought." "Are you sick?" "Nothing bad..." "Are you free tomorrow afternoon?" "Why?" "I'd like to meet you again." " Well..." "Yes?" " No..." " You said yes!" "You said yes, I heard that." "Well, all right." "But not here, outside the village..." "Because, you know, people gossip a lot here." "I have to go now." "I have an important thing to do." "Really important." "If I'm able to make it." "See you soon." "She gave me a laxative!" "If she has mistaken with the laxative..." "It means she's in love!" "I was told that your father, Mister Salvatore, is the richest man of the district." "I presume you have many boys asking you out." "Such a rich and beautiful girl as you are..." "No, it's not like that." "My father is a very jealous man." "If I didn't have the drugstore," "I would be always at home." "He behaves like that only because of the inheritance." "Inheritance?" "What inheritance?" "He is only our goods manager." "If I decide to get marry, he would lose everything, even the properties." "That's what my grandfather wrote in his will." "Really?" "Please!" "Thank you." "A girl like you cannot be single forever." "Unfortunately I can." "But I have everything I need." "The drugstore is mine, so I guess I'm a lucky girl." "What?" "Mister Vito don't touch me!" "I trusted you, don't disappoint me!" "What did I do?" "Please keep in mind my purity, and my morality!" "In this city everybody knows family Serritella's morality, and you won't be the man who will change centuries of purity!" "Antonio?" "I'm here my love, like a child who needs love." "I want to kiss you everywhere." "Antonio," "Antonio..." "I have to talk to you, it's important." "What do you want?" "It happened something important." "Words have no meaning when my flesh is hungry, my love." "But it's important!" "What's more important of the love of two lovers who love each other?" "All right, then love me!" "Love me!" " Antonio?" " Yes?" "I have to tell you something." "What?" "I want to get married." "Get married?" "With who?" "It's the only way to have the money from my father." "I found the right man." "Vito." "Vito?" "Yes, the man who just arrived." "No, I don't like him!" "No, don't worry." "Don't worry my love." "I'll be always yours." "Words." "We won't stop meeting." "Then..." "I will have a lot of money!" "You could take care of the business." "You are a devil of a woman!" "Remember, if you deceive me, that means if you fall in love with him, you'll be dead!" "My God!" "In such a place!" "Are you nervous?" "Look at me." "Am I nervous?" "The hotels are like my home." "I'm not nervous!" "I feel ashamed and I'm scared." "Going there..." "We are a man and a woman." "Exactly because we are a man and a woman!" "Would you have preferred me to go there with a man?" "Nobody will find out." "It's because nobody will find out!" "If we are there, who knows what will happen!" "What will happen?" "Look at me." "Can't you see anything on my face?" "See?" "You can trust me." "I'm a gentleman." "We are not children!" "Exactly because we are not children it's not good to be alone in a hotel room." "Vito, you make me feel ashamed." "OK, let's go away then!" "I'm too angry now!" "Vito, you shouldn't get angry." "I was just analyzing a very delicate situation, and as I know you well and I know you would be disappointed," "I want to trust you, so let's go!" "Bravo!" "Trust me and you'll see what happens!" "We are here..." "There's a bed too!" "Vito no!" "Don't do it!" "No, please!" " You are my love!" " Please don't!" " No, Vito no!" "Are you going under the bed?" "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Yes!" "I'm crazy about you!" "Help me!" "No, my skirt no!" "Yes, your skirt yes!" "Leave me!" "You are so beautiful!" "No, not my bra!" "Not my bra!" "Not my bra!" " No, don't do it!" " Yes, I'm doing everything!" "Not there!" "You are killing me!" "Yes, I'm killing you!" "Vito, you make me crazy!" "I'm making you crazy!" "Don't run away!" "Vito, my love!" "What happened to you?" "Vito darling, what happened?" "Vito, talk to me!" "Talk to me Vito!" "Vito?" "Nothing happened!" "Now you'll see what happens to you!" "To me darling?" "What will you do to me darling?" "Tell me!" "Would you like to know it?" "Yes, tell me!" " Would you like to know it?" " Yes!" "I'm leaving!" "You are leaving?" "!" "Yes, I'm leaving!" "That's enough!" "You are not a woman, you are God's rage!" "I'm going home!" "That's enough!" "Are you going home?" "Yes, I am!" "Were you wearing a hat?" "You, miserable!" "You saw me naked and now you want to leave!" "After that you took my purity, in this hell of a place!" "Go away!" "He took my purity!" "Is she crazy?" "She's naked!" "How ashamed I am, how ashamed!" "Help me!" "That monster took my virginity!" " Help me!" "Help me!" " Don't run naked!" "Let's go!" "She is crazy!" "I'm not virgin anymore!" "Go away!" "How could you, son of a bitch, tell me that with that face?" "And you... at your age!" "Well Dad, Vito would like to make amends for it." "Make amends?" "!" "My honour, who will clean it?" "Mister Salvatore, we did the right thing, nobody found it out." "Isn't it true?" "Did someone find it out?" "This one... can't you see his stupid face?" "Didn't you understand why he took your virginity?" "He loves me!" "She loves me, I love her, we love each other!" "We do love each other." "No, no!" "You don't love anybody!" "You piece of shit!" "You don't love anybody," "You piece of shit!" " Don't do it dad!" " Shut up bitch!" "Son of a bitch!" "Do you know why you did that?" "Why did I do that?" "Dad, you are killing him!" "You piece of shit, you want my money, uh?" "You want my lands, my houses, my export company..." "You have an export company?" "Yes, an export company!" "I kill you!" "I kill you!" "Dad!" " I won't let you steal my things!" " Dad!" "Dad!" "He had an heart attack!" "Oh God, they both died!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "He died..." "I'm dead!" "It beats." "Am I stinking already?" "Saint Rosalia, you gave me your mercy!" "Jacket!" "Gaetano, take the suitcases downstairs." "All right." "Be careful not to fall from the stairs!" "What do you think?" "Should I not leave now?" "Maybe I could leave in the afternoon, uh?" "Not now Vito, please." "You have to be quick or you'll be late!" "We've been married for a year, and we haven't made love yet!" "We have to do that!" "What kind of marriage is this one?" "You always tell me excuses..." "No, they are not excuses..." "But maybe you are frigid." "A little bit." " Grazia!" " I've been thinking about it." "I always ask myself why I cannot make love with my husband." "You are a handsome man, you are a fine guy!" "I'm a bull in bed!" "You should try." "But when I'm there, naked, it's like I can't move." "It's like I'm hating you, do you understand?" "You hate me?" "Yes Vito, I hate you with all my heart!" "What did I do to you?" "Well, nothing, but it's my unconscious." "The doctor said that." "The doctor?" "What doctor?" "Are you telling people about our private life?" "He is a doctor from Catania who knows me well." "He suggested me not to make love with you, okay?" "I wonder why people don't mind their own business!" "He said it's about my hate inside." "It's about my unconscious and it's your fault, even if not in purpose." "It's because of my father's death." "You made me free from my old life with too much power." "With too much power!" "And you?" "What should I do now?" "Wait until my unconscious is free." "When will this unconscious be free?" "Vito, if you really love me, you have to show some patience." "Right, but now I am..." " Excuse me?" " Fuck!" "Nothing." "I was thinking about the company." "Yes, the company!" "Every time I have to go to Rome, I feel sad." "I regret I moved the company in our Capital city." "Why Vito?" "You've been priceless and you gave the company a great impulse." " Your decision..." " Talking about decisions, are you sure about the responsibility you are going to have?" "Me?" "What responsibility?" "The girl." "The child in the house!" "Well, after aunt Assunta's death we couldn't but do it." "The girl is alone now." "And now who is going to breast-feed her?" "Gaetano, to the airport!" "Quick, quick Gaetano!" "Come on!" "Giovanni!" "Are you going to bring the bottle of water?" "Here we have Mister Vito showing himself." "Lucky him!" " Mister Vito!" " Mister Vito!" " We kiss your hands." " We kiss your hands." "How damn lucky!" "Lady Grazia has a great ass!" "I'm talking about Vito!" "How disgusting!" "My secretary!" "My secretary." "Katya Ruscaia." "Indispensable collaborator." "She has to keep in touch with the East economic operators." "With... the Russians!" "And with myself, Vito Gnaula." "Come in, Gaetano." "Hello darling!" "Hello honey." "Are you okay?" "Put them there." "On the table." "I asked you to do something easy, Gaetano!" "I'm so tired!" "Honey, it seems you are not feeling good." "Every time you are here you are tired, nervous, strange." "If you knew what I've done..." "I worked night and day!" "You worked even in the night, why is that?" "What a night!" "Because she is a leech, a sucker!" "Gaetano, please!" "Who is she?" "She?" "!" " Yes." " Did I say she?" "You said she." "I meant the company!" "The company is like a whirlwind that takes you, the company is..." " Yes, all right." " The company... you know it." " This is for you!" " Thank you." "This is for you." "And this is for you too." "Thank you." "This is for the girl, this is for the girl, and this one is for me." "And this one is for the girl." "What is that?" "The basket for her breakfast?" "Yes, sure..." "Now you'll see it." "Come, come to daddy." "Come kitty!" "What else can I do for you?" "Who is she?" "Who is she?" "!" "It's Serenella, Assunta's daughter." "Wow..." "I'm glad to meet my new niece." "Thank you for the presents, Mister Vito!" "You are such a nice uncle!" "Aunt Grazia always told me things about you." "Really?" "Let's see." "Yes, you are fascinating, as aunt Grazia told me." "How could I thank you for your generosity?" "We'll see." "Aunt, I'm going to change my clothes." "I'm going out, I have to do some shopping." "Bye uncle, see you later!" "The girl!" "She makes me have shivers!" "Antonio!" "Antonio!" "You make me die of desire in these days!" "Antonio!" "All for you, my love!" "This is the most important moment of the match!" "The champion seems to have some problems to escape from the other contender." "To escape from the other contender." "Here he's walking in his fast legs, he attacks and put the champion at the ropes." "The champion is at the ropes!" "The contender punches him with his left fist at his left hip, then he tries to punch his chin, but..." "This is the eighth round." "The champion seems to have found his power again." "It could be the right moment." "This time he's making the first move..." "My head is giving me so much pain tonight!" "He runs towards the contender who stops him because he is more astute." "The champion does not give up." "Even if he looks tired from the contender's punches, he uses his great experience and most of all a superior class." "The contender punches his hip!" "His fans' screams give him power..." "Even the champion has his fans that support him!" "And he doesn't want to disappoint them!" "Good night!" "Again the contender punches him with his left fist, and the champion feels the punch." "Son of a..." "What are you doing?" "Naughty!" "Nun!" "You had to be a cloistered nun!" "You shouldn't have married a man like me!" "Who's there?" "From Rome, it's urgent." "Hello?" "Hold on a minute please." "Serenella?" "Yes?" "Can you go in the other room?" "Why?" "Because I think I'm going to argue, and I will use bad words." "Hello?" "To... tomorrow?" "Okay, tomorrow." "I cannot come." "No!" "I'm sick!" "I can't." "The doctor said I should rest." "I should rest!" "I got tired." "Yes, but..." "I cannot come, I told you." "I can't wait anymore." "You always come every fifteen days." "Yes, I know I come every fifteen days, but now I can't." "I always wait for you." "And you don't come!" "Now, after a month, nothing!" "What happened?" "I need my untiring male!" "Yes, darling." "I desire you and I love you!" "I don't know." "My head is spinning." "I don't know why." "I have nightmares in this house!" "I see..." "If you could know what I can see..." "Panties!" "White." "I see everything white." "Someone sees dark things, I see them white!" "Do you mind?" "I'm also scared to go out alone." "Yes, all right." "Listen to me, listen!" "As soon as I'm recovered, I'll come to Rome." "Okay darling?" "Bye, bye, bye." "Ah!" "Listen!" "How did the elections go in Rome?" "Russian people are coming!" "Now that I'm settled." "Okay then." "Bye, bye, bye." "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "You are crazy!" " Why should I be crazy?" " Because you are!" "I don't have hot water in the other bathroom." "Aunt Grazia is not here, and I thought you would watch more TV!" "Could you pass me that towel?" "What should I pass you?" " The towel." " The towel, the towel, sure!" "Could you dry my shoulders?" "Sure!" "Uncle!" "Uncle, it's cold!" "Uncle!" "Uncle, it's cold!" "Uncle!" "Uncle, you are tickling me!" "Stop it uncle, stop it!" "Stop it!" "I'm ticklish!" "I should pay more attention!" "I can't take this ingenuous teenager into my passion whirl!" "Oh God!" "What are you doing?" "I'm changing the plugs of the scooter." "Can you help me?" "Doing what?" "One of my stockings is loosened and I can't touch it." "Okay, you wash your hands and you do it." "I'm in a hurry." "Well, I thought about it, but there's no soap here, and I can't go in my room otherwise I could break my neck!" "Please, it's only a matter of few seconds." "All right!" "Couldn't the chauffeur change the plugs?" "He's out." "He took aunt Grazia somewhere." "Come on!" "Don't tell me you can't tie a suspender belt!" "I'm not an expert of suspender belts..." " This suspender belt..." " What are you talking about?" "The suspender belt!" "What are you doing?" "I told you I'm ticklish!" "See?" "You cannot tie a suspender belt!" "Damn!" "I didn't pay attention again!" "Excuse me, I'd like to go now." "You haven't eaten." "I'm not hungry, I don't know why." "I'd like to go to my bedroom." "Go then honey, don't worry." " Good night." " Good night." "Bye." "Don't you think that our daughter is acting strange lately?" "What do you think?" "I'm acting strange too!" "Vito please don't look at me like that!" "Your eyes make me uncomfortable." "Only my eyes make you uncomfortable?" "What about the other parts of my body?" "You've never seen anything!" "No, please!" "You know what the doctor said." "We can't!" "I cannot wait any longer!" "The doctor should be in my shoes!" "I can't be a widower in the night any more!" "Grazia I desire you!" "I want you!" "That's not true!" "You don't love me!" "You married me because I'm rich!" "Are you crying?" "Yes!" "Vitellone doesn't love me!" "He can't wait, he has no patience!" "Don't call me Vitellone, call me Vituccio." "Okay, let's wait!" "Darling!" "Vitello!" " Darling, my love!" " You understood, my love!" " Darling." " Behave." "Promise me you'll behave!" "Thank you Grazia!" "The world is in my hands!" "Don't move!" "Vito stop!" "I have to go to the drugstore." "If I meet the doctor, I'll have fun with him!" "I'll become homosexual!" "Who's there?" "Uncle?" "Uncle?" "Uncle!" "Who's there?" "What do you want?" "Uncle, I think there's someone in the house!" "Now?" "I heard a terrible noise, and I saw in the corridor the stools on the floor!" "I heard nothing!" "I told you that someone is in the house!" "Someone opened my bedroom door!" "Come, let's go and check." "I'm not feeling comfortable!" "See?" "Nobody's here." "Go back to your room." "Good night and thanks!" "What's wrong?" "!" "The ghosts!" "Now even the ghosts!" "There's no other explanation." "This is an old house." "Renewed, but old." "Who knows how many people got killed!" "Yes, they kidnapped them!" "That's a great problem!" "I'll sleep here with you!" "What?" "I said that I'll sleep in your bed!" "No!" "You have to have your brain checked!" "What idea is this one?" "There's nothing wrong with it." "These are indecent proposals!" "Go back to your room!" "Good night and don't make troubles!" "I'm not moving from here!" "I'd become crazy in my room!" "Okay, you sleep here and I'll sleep in your room with the ghosts!" "No!" "I'm going with you!" "Oh come on!" "Take a sedative, go back to your room!" "Aunt will never find out!" "Sleep here then." " Who's there?" " Help me!" "Help me uncle!" "I'm scared!" "I'm scared of the ghosts!" "I'm scared!" "Help me, I'm scared!" "I'm scared!" "I'm scared!" "Don't leave me uncle!" " Don't leave me!" " Behave!" "I'm scared of the ghosts!" " Don't leave me alone." "All right!" "Let's go back to bed." "What are you doing?" "I'm taking some sedatives." "You already took two." "They didn't work." "I will take another sedative too." "Who knows." "Mamma mia!" "Mamma mia!" "Mamma mia!" "Mamma mia!" "Mamma mia!" "Would you like to drink something, my love?" "No!" "I have pain in my stomach!" "I feel sick!" "Vitello, why did you take all those sedatives?" "Why did I take them?" "To calm down my instincts." "Doctor Marlene is here." "Good morning Doctor Marlene." "Good morning Doctor Marlene." "Actually I was waiting for Doctor Sodero." "Yes, I know, but he had to leave for a congress, and he sent me." "I'm his assistant." "I'm sure it's the same." "Are you all right, my dear?" "Yes, I'm fine thank you." "But I need you for my husband." "Is your husband sick?" "That's not important!" "How come it's not important?" "No, even if you had to die." "I wish!" "Are you crazy?" "Man, your role in this society is shit." "Finally women got free from your domination and your yoke." "The women troops are moving without stopping!" "Did they have to stop here?" "Listen Lin" '1" "Marlene!" "Listen, Lili" Marlene!" "Is it you who filled my wife's mind with this idea of the unconscious?" "Stay calm." "Of course!" "So is it you who told my wife not to have sex with me?" "Of course!" "Is it you who told my wife to hate me from the inside?" "Of course!" "Do you know what I'm going to do?" "I kill you!" "I want to kill her!" "No Vito!" "Vito leave her!" "Let's not be distracted!" "I kill her!" "I kill her!" "Vito!" " Leave her!" " The unconscious..." " Don't move!" " Vito please!" "Let me kill you!" "That's enough!" "I'm tired!" "I'm exhausted!" "The explanation time is now." "Yes!" "The explanation time is now!" "The explanation time is now!" "I'm talking to you!" "Your wife fainted." "I'm doing the mouth to mouth breathing." "I've been waiting this mouth to mouth breathing since a year!" "Do you mind if I do it?" "Come love." "What a shot!" "I knew it!" "So, what is your problem?" "I have just one problem." "I understand you." "We all have problems." "Be strong." "You just need two years of sessions at 50 thousand liras each." "You find a solution to your problem." "What about mine?" "Sometimes abstinence is worst than excess." "Listen to her!" "I wrote everything here." "Follow the prescription." "Your wrote 12 eggs per day!" "Of course." "You know what to do before using the eggs!" "I have to go now." "Bye bye." "So, my wife!" "I'm going to cook you the eggs." "What do we have to do before that?" "What do we have to do?" "Break the shell." "Let's break this shell then!" "Here you go Lady!" "Sicily is all for you." "I hope the boss won't get angry!" "My suitcases please!" "Yes, sure." "This bitch found a new client." "Hello?" "Yes?" "Uncle, Rome is at the phone." "Uncle, this person insists!" "She said she wants to talk to you or she'll come here." "Pass me the phone." "Serenella?" "Go in the other room." "Hello?" "You are here?" "!" "With all the men there are in Rome, you had to come to Sicily!" "In the same place where you met me the first time." "Before you made me become your secretary and sent me to Rome in your huge company!" "What are you talking about?" "Are you crazy?" "In such a small city like this, people will find out everything soon." "I got the job becoming a general." "Yes, all right, a general." "A general?" "!" "I need you, perfect male!" "Yes, sure." "I'm listening to your warm voice and I feel your caresses." "OK, I'll be there today." "Bye bye." "Look. lt seems that uncle Vito had the same idea." "By chance." "I wanted to visit the house where mom lived when she was young." "She told me a lot about it." "It's better if we leave." "Maybe your uncle needed to stay alone and to enjoy this nice air." "He will be happy!" "He says that when he sees me, he feels younger!" "I remind him when he was sixteen years old." "He says that, uh?" "Yes!" "We arrived just in time!" "Your uncle must be sick!" "He is moaning!" "He is also panting!" "Wait me here, ok?" "It's better like that." "What a bull!" "What a bull!" "What a bull!" "Go away." "Uncle is really sick." "Aunt, there's a woman there!" "No, it's the nurse." "She is massaging his heart." "She is naked!" "No, she's not naked." "She is Swedish!" "Swedish people are always naked." "They hate clothes." "Understood?" "I'm going to bed." "Good night uncle." "Good night." "Good night." "You know, I'm feeling good." "The doctor was right." "That walk in plain air was good." "Listen to me, stranger." "Stranger?" "What do you mean?" "Pay attention." "If you decide to do something, you are free to." "I also approve if you go with a bitch." "But don't let people find it out!" "And most important, don't do it in my house!" "And if you decide to do it, do it well!" "Why?" "Was I not doing it well?" "Idiot!" "Stupid!" "You haven't understood then!" "If you fuck or not, I don't care!" "Serenella took me to the villa." "If she didn't do it, I wouldn't have found it out." "And you were fucking with that bitch!" "You said you don't mind!" "Of course I don't." "Do you think we got married for love?" "I had to!" "And now I cannot escape from it." "Fuck!" "Then this is why you married me!" "For your ideas." "You said that a woman should be free, that you were not afraid if she cheated on you, and I satisfied you!" "I cheated on you!" "A lot!" "That is why you called me Vitello!" "I kill you!" "I kill you!" "Great God, I kill you!" "I kill you with these hands!" "That damn brooch!" " You are a bitch!" "Are you crazy?" "I kill you!" "I want to kill you, yes!" "I kill you with my hands!" "I kill you, I kill you, I kill you!" " Leave me!" " I kill you!" "I kill you!" " Bitch!" " Stop!" " Bitch!" " You would lose the inheritance!" "The inheritance?" "Yes!" "The inheritance yes!" "We would be both fucked up!" "My close relatives would take everything." "Aunt!" "Uncle!" "What's going on?" "Nothing." "But you were on the floor." "Yes... it was a sudden love action!" "Nothing." "Good night dear." "Hello?" "Am I talking to Miss Katya?" "It's Lady Grazia Seritella Gnaula here." "Mister Vito's wife." "What about Juda?" "I haven't understood a word of what you just said." "Where are you going?" "Wait!" "Listen to me!" "Wait!" "I don't understand why, when you are angry, you have to talk Russian!" "Talk slower!" "Maybe you are insulting me!" "Look who's here!" "The Russian girl!" "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything." "Why do you want to leave?" "What did I do to you?" "Wait!" "I gave you everything!" "I gave you all my love!" "I love you and you know that!" "I just know that your wife cheats on you and she's a bitch!" "Really?" "This is from Katiusha!" "Mister Vito, goodbye." "Fuck you too!" " Thank you!" " You are welcome!" "Where's aunt Grazia?" "She went to the hairdresser." "Uncle?" "Serenella, I'm drinking!" "Can you bring me some water please?" "What is that?" "What?" "I asked you some water." "Never mind." "Serenella..." "Serenella, I have to tell you something." "What, my dear uncle?" "You know, since you are here" "I feel nervous!" "You have to understand me." "I'm a male." "Yes, a male!" "You know, if I tell you now or tomorrow..." "You have to understand me Serenella!" "But I'm your niece." "Well, niece... not in first grade." "Not even in second grade." "Then..." "Who cares about the kinship in front of these boobs!" "I like you!" "I want you!" "Uncle!" "What aunt Grazia would say about it?" "Serenella, Serenella, Serenella I want you!" "Serenella, would you like to know something?" "Aunt Grazia cheated on me!" "What are you talking about?" "Aunt Grazia is a very honest woman!" "Serenella, Serenella listen to me!" "Listen to me Serenella!" "Serenella, would you like to know something else?" "Aunt Grazia cheats on me." "Yes, she does!" "I've never possessed her!" " No." " No?" "That's not true, I can't believe you." " It's true!" " You are lying!" "If I show you, will you believe me?" "Only if I see it with my eyes." "What if your uncle shows you?" "Will you love him then?" "Show what?" "Aunt Grazia!" "Yes?" "I need you!" "Serenella, I need you." "Serenella!" "Serenella?" "Here we go." "Quiet as a fish." "I swear on my honour." "A grave, or inside a grave." " Did I make myself clear?" " Yes, sure." "Bravo!" "Vito, I wanted to tell you something." "Always with respect." "I've always liked, talking with respect, your wife Grazia, and always with respect," "I like her ass." "Are you happy?" "I told you..." "Lady Grazia is still my wife and you don't have to like her!" "Now repeat, what do you like of Lady Grazia?" "Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Understood?" "Mimii", look me in the eyes." "You don't have to like my family's asses!" "Is that clear?" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "We are three." "Did you bring your glasses?" "This way please." "No, I'm wearing contact lenses." "Why did you take us to this cinema?" "They are showing an old movie!" "There's Allalle." "Who?" "Allalle." "Who?" "Never mind." "Let's go." "Who sees a lame person, limps." "That's why I haven't seen him!" "I don't like foreigners!" "You don't like them, but you can hear them!" " What is this noise?" " I don't know!" "Someone started like that!" "Excuse me." "Poker!" "Finally I won!" "Excuse me, what's wrong with them?" "You ruined my poker!" "It's not my fault." "It's theirs!" "I'm sure they did it on purpose." "What's wrong?" "The man who's sitting next to me is touching me." "What is he doing?" "He's touching his trousers." "So?" "If he's touching his trousers, it doesn't mean he's touching you." "He's touching his trousers with my hand." "Look what your aunt is doing with her lover." "Excuse me, my dear." "I saw some friends, I'm going to say hello." "What are you doing?" "How do you dare?" "You bastard!" "There's a bomb here!" "A bomb!" "How come that nothing happens in this village?" "Nothing." "We just walk, and that's all." "And while walking, your shoes and feet are ruined." "The Government gives you new shoes." "Who gives you new feet?" "Nothing." "Nothing happens here." "I don't know... something like a nice shooting with bandits, a great robbery to a bank, an industrialist kidnapping." "Nothing!" "Do you know what nothing means?" "Yes, Sir Marshal!" "Nothing should mean... nothing." "I like you because you quickly understand things." "Thank you." "There aren't even chickens thieves because there are not chickens." "We receive frozen chickens from the continent." "It's better like that Mister Marshal." "This is a calm life." "If I wanted a calm life, I would have worked for the land register." "I wouldn't have chosen the Faithful." "Your wife." "My Wife?" "The faithful!" "The army!" "Your gun?" "The Carabinieri!" "The rifle!" " Ragadin?" " Yes, Sir!" "Bring me my shoes." "Yes Sir!" "Hello?" "Yes, it's me." "A bomb?" "A bomb in the cinema?" "In the village cinema?" "I understood!" "A bomb in the village cinema!" "Who put it there?" "What kind of bomb is that?" "Caputo is going there." "All right!" " What did I tell you?" " What did you tell me?" "That this is a village full of criminals!" " Yes, Sir!" " It's a village full of thieves!" " Yes, Sir!" "A village full of criminals, of robbers, of people using dynamite!" " Yes, Sir!" " They put a bomb!" "In your shoes?" "Great God!" "Bring me another pair of shoes." "What if a bomb is there too?" "The bomb is not in the shoes, it's in the cinema!" "Yes, I know." "You know it?" "And I know who put it." "Who put it?" "Terence Hill!" " A foreigner." " Yes, Sir." "I see." "How come I don't know him?" "Maybe you know him with his nickname." "Really?" "What is it?" "He is called Trinity." "I didn't know it." "How did he enter our village?" "Through Texas and Nevada." "Through what?" "Texas and Nevada." "With his white horse." "White..." " Bragadin?" " Yes, Sir?" " Bring me the shoes." " Yes Sir!" "Then do me a favour." "Yes Sir!" " Go to my bathroom." " Yes Sir." "There's the mirror above the sink." "Yes Sir." "Right." "Look at you at the mirror for two minutes." "Yes Sir." " Then spit in your face." " Yes Sir!" " Ragadin?" " Yes Sir?" "Then clean the mirror please." "Yes Sir!" "I'll take care of it." "Don't worry Vito, I'll take care of it." "Mimii", it's better if you don't." "Where's the bomb?" "What bomb?" "Don't play games with me or I'll kill you!" "Marshal, I'm..." "You are from the Right side." " No, I'm..." " From the Democratic side." " No, I'm..." " You are what then?" "You don't let me talk!" "I wanted to say that I've nothing to do with this situation." "I just know that in the cinema we were all punching each other." "The kid is ingenuous." "He is clean." "He doesn't know anything about this situation." "He doesn't know." "Why did we bring him here then?" "Stand up!" "The young boy doesn't know anything about the Parliament." "Explain me who are these people then." "Who?" "Concetta Esposito NAP, Proletarian Armed Unit." "NAP?" "Naples!" "Such a beautiful girl, Marshal!" " And this one?" " Who?" "Maria Belli." "Red Brigade." "Did I write Red Brigade?" "No, BR." "Brindisi!" "Another beautiful girl with two..." "AN, Anarchy." "Ancona!" "Ancona." " A beautiful girl..." " No, less..." " Less." " Little breast, ugly one." "Enough!" "I'm not stupid, understood?" "I made worst criminals than you confess!" "So, or you don't confess, and you are in trouble." "Or you confess, and you are in trouble anyway." "There's no way out then!" "No way out!" "I'm interrogating you." "What are you doing?" "Thank you." "I can't see anything!" "Did you want a searchlight?" "Are you Wanda Osiris?" "Talk!" " So..." " Marshal..." "Tell me, what happened at the cinema?" "Please..." "Where are the bombs?" "There are no bombs Marshal." "What are there then?" " You know..." " What happened at the cinema?" " It happened..." "What did it happen?" " Something..." " Something what?" " What?" " You understand me, don't you?" " Women?" " Right!" "Women..." " Women..." "Women..." "Bitches?" "Right:" "Where there are bitches, there are..." " People cheating?" " Exactly!" " Tell me." " What?" "I want to know two things." " What?" " Who's the bitch?" "And who's the cheated one?" "Understood?" "I want to know who's the bitch and who's the cheated one." "The cheated one?" "You have to tell me who's the bitch and the cheated one." "I am." "The cheated one." " Let's start from the cheated one." " Let's start with that." " Yes." " So, who's the cheated one?" "The cheated one, Marshal..." "The cheated one..." "Come on." "lam!" "Condolences." "Thank you." "So, the bitch is..." "If you are the cheated one, the bitch is..." "Yes." "The bitch is... tell it." " My wife." " I didn't want to say it for respect." "Thank you." "I've always liked the..." " The bitch?" " Your wife." "My wife." "I always look at her nicely." "How did it start?" "Do you know that bastard of Antonio?" "No." "Do you know that bastard of Mimii"?" "How many bastards are there?" "Marshal, the village is full of bastards!" "How did the interrogatory go?" "They tried to make me talk, but I didn't." "Everybody was there, even that stupid man of the cinema." "By the way!" "What's between you and that bastard?" "Nothing at all." "Why did he touch you?" "Maybe he was a mad man." "Let's talk about something else." "Let's think about us." "About our love." "My love!" "When could we do it?" "Today!" "I'll wait you naked, and you'll be naked too." "Yes, all naked, just for you!" "Where?" "Where?" "Where?" "In aunt Grazia's bedroom." "Yes, in her bedroom." "Why in her bed?" "Because it was the place of your torture." "Where your perfidious wife made fun of you, thinking about erotic games to do with her Antonio!" "I haven't understood!" "ls this an electoral speech?" "I have shivers!" "Today she'll be mine!" "Hello?" "Is Antonio there?" "Yes, he's here." "I'll call him." "Someone wants to talk to you." "She's a woman." "It will be a business call." "Why don't you go to change the sheets?" "No, it's more fresh here." "Hello?" "Hello?" "It's Grazia, my love!" "My love, listen to me!" "Hello?" "Good morning lawyer!" "How are you?" "You phoned me for that dossier." "I see." "It's very dangerous to phone at home, lawyer." "I have to talk to you!" "It's better in your office." "I have short memory, I forget things at home." "I don't mind about danger." "From today our love will be different." "I understood." "Like Casanova, you'll love me in the most dangerous moments." "Yes." "The dossier is too dangerous." " Here we..." " That's enough!" "I'm waiting for you this afternoon at my house." "If you don't come, I'll find a braver man!" "All right." "Goodbye then." "This business!" "They disturb me even at home!" " Poor man!" " Yes, my love." "I learnt to cut the potatoes so well, that I wish I could cut something else!" "Here's your change." "Good bye." "Thank you." "Good bye." "Who...?" "Dear Grazia, something so bad happened and it destroyed our love." "You forgot that we're tied from a love agreement, but it will become a blood agreement if you cheat on me." "If you want to be forgiven, be all naked in your bedroom today afternoon." "We'll celebrate again our love agreement." "If you are not there, your fucking husband will become a widower." "Yours..." "Antonio." "I'm handsome!" "I feel like a bull!" "Poor Serenella, she'll be under the bull!" "You are new." "You are not from our team." "I'm from the same village." "I'm here because I want to help you." "Do you know something about loudspeakers?" "Sure." "It's my job." "Good." "Take care of those cables." "I'll take care of them." "Don't worry." "I'm excited like a school boy." "I have to drink something strong!" "Fuck!" "Fellow citizens!" "I need a whiskey!" "It opens the veins." "Is it you?" "It's me." "Did you forgive me?" "I forgave you." "My love!" "Are you naked?" "I'm naked." "I want you!" "I want you!" " My love!" " I really want you!" "Fellow citizens!" "It's a pleasure to see that you are not just seven or eight people." "With the Church and the council, we are here... and that's what will make our village more modern then the whole island!" "It will help us to make a great step towards the continent." "My love!" "Close the door please." "I don't feel comfortable, please." "Lock the door, love, please." "Where?" "At the main entrance door." "Go!" "Even the door now!" "What a night!" "Is everything all right, love?" "Yes!" "How do you feel?" "You are exciting, come here!" "I'm glad, and a little touched, to inaugurate the new village sewerage system!" "My love, I want to have an unforgettable night." "I want to make French love." "I prefer the Italian way, but if you like the French one... we can do both, as you like." " I had an idea." " Yes?" "I'm going to wear something exciting." "Yes, I love to be excited!" "My love!" "Serenella!" "Your scent is wild!" "I don't use perfumes and my name is not Serenella." "I kissed a man!" "How disgusting!" "A naked man in my room, in my bed!" "I don't like French love!" "You have to explain me..." "You have to give me an explanation!" "Did you understand?" "Vito?" "Antonio!" " Grazia!" " Grazia!" "No!" "Let me introduce you my wife." "I know that bitch." "Really?" "How do you dare?" "Shut up you skeleton!" "I understood everything!" "She cheated on me with you!" "First, this is the first time I see my wife naked." "But I'm the cheated one!" "I kill you!" "I strangle you!" "Come here, you bastard!" "Dear people, this new message we received is a message of cleanliness." "You cheated on me!" "I told you that I'm the cheated one!" "This bitch cheated on me!" "The bitch is my wife, and I'm the cheated one!" "I'm the cheated one, I am!" "I insist, it's me!" "I tell you that I'm the cheated one!" "I'm the one!" "lam!" "This is Mister Vito." "This is Antonio!" "I'm the cheated one!" "No, I'm the cheated one!" "All right, let's share the thing." "No, I decided that!" "I'm the cheated one!" "Who knows who's gonna win the cheated competition!" "Let's go and see!" "You go..." "Let's cut the conversation down." "What are you going to do to me?" "You are the cheated one!" "Help me!" "You are the cheated one!" "No, don't change your mind." "You are the cheated one!" "I don't like this situation..." "Stop!" "Listen!" "Open!" "Open!" "Can't you hear that?" "Everybody knows!" "Open that door immediately!" "I'm sorry, I'm not authorized!" "I can't." "I can, I can!" "I quickly open it!" "Come on!" "Everybody knows." " It's over." " How come?" "Antonio!" "Oh God!" "Stay calm Carmela!" "There's a misunderstanding!" "I can explain, calm down." "Let me explain!" "Tonino, take the microphones away." "Everybody knows enough now." "You?" "Was it you?" "Yes, I was!" "Finally you fell into the trick!" "I was looking for that!" "Everytime I tried to show you that you were cheating on each other, you pretended not to see it!" "You treated me like a stupid child!" "This time you have to divorce if you have some honour!" "Why did you do that?" " Idiot!" " Idiot!" "No, you are an idiot!" "Me an idiot?" "Why did she do that?" "Because she is our close family and if we divorce, she gets all the money!" "It seems that this bitch succeeded!" "Lady Grazia, I can't allow you to say that to my..." "Fiance!" "Fiance?" "Yes!" "And with your money we could get married!" "Bravo Mister Vito!" "It was a great play!" "What's that?" "Who are all these people?" "Get out from my house!" "Get out from your house!" "Mine, it's mine!" "Her house!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "You are Vito Gnaula." " Gnaula!" " Gnaula!" "As the article number 34 says" " 35..." " 36 and 37!" "No, the article that concerns you is number 137." "Serraleva, wife of Vito Gnaula who's accused to have relationships with other women," " Mister Notary..." " Poor Lady Grazia..." " Serritella." " Yes, Serritella." " Tomorrow." " There's no tomorrow for justice." "This bad man married a rich woman" " who alone..." "Alone she had to be!" "Justice knows!" "I can tell you that!" "That's not enough." "This bad person was able to finish the money of a Chinese woman, French..." "He married twelve women!" "Your marriage is canceled!" "Canceled?" "Canceled?" "Who told you to search for this information?" "One of your victims." "Maybe a thin girl?" "Goodbye." "Good night." "I cannot talk." "You know I have the professional secret." "What a pity." "It was all useless." "But we had fun, isn't it dear uncle?" "Take your clothes and leave!" "Look Mister Vito." "The cheat is like a cactus, it gives no fruit." "Right." "Not even a Mercedes." "Good bye Mister Vito!" "Have you seen?" "That's Mister Vito!" "Poor man." "Do you want a lift?" "I wish!" "You are kind." "You are very kind." "It's difficult to find such a kind girl like you." "Are you married?" "Yes!" " Children?" " No." "Only grown up man!" "Do you think that a married woman should work?" "Of course, you can't die of hunger just because you found a husband." "No, I'm free." "But I'll find another man soon." "Are you from Sicily?" "I'm open minded because" "I traveled around the world and nobody knows the world better than me." "I traveled a lot." "For example, in my opinion it's not strange if my wife would like to feel free." "How do I get on here?" "Put your feet there." " Like that?" " Yeah." "What's your job?" "I have a drugstore." "No!"