"[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ sawing ]" "[ electricity crackles ] it'salive!" "[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ smooch!" "] [ laughs evilly ] robeast,deadahead!" "Better form voltron!" "[ energy crackling ] [lisping]hey ,guys!" "Mind if I get in on this action?" "uh,thisisn'treallythat" "Kind of party, pink lion." "[ energy crackling ]" "Aw, damn it." "Pink lion!" "okay,guys,I'mbackingup!" "[ beep!" "Beep!" "Beep!" "] uh,uh,uh ,negative," "Pink lion." "[ thunk!" "]" "[roars] nevermindthat!" "Eyes up here, robeast!" "thisisit !" "It 'sgo -- oh ," "No!" "Ihaven'tevenhad sex edin" "School yet!" "allright!" "We luredhim in!" "Launching acidic plasma!" "[ splat!" "]" "[roars] we'veallbeenthere,buddy." "togiveyouabettersense of what being on a slave ship would" "Have been like, everyone lie down on the floor so I can duct" "Tape your hands and feet together." "Then, I'm going to choose five of you to be the slave masters." "[barking] dad!" "Dad!" "aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Unh!" "dad!" "no,clark." "Stayback." "Aaah!" "Whoa!" "dad!" "whaaaa!" "Whoa!" "[growls] ah,shit,a[ bleep]bear?" "!" "Ow, it's got my head!" "Clark, get the hell over here!" "No, no." "Go back!" "You can't -- ahhh!" "[bleep]" "Come back." "Come rescue me!" "This bear is deep into my skull!" "No, clark." "Don't listen to me." "I'm not thinking straight!" "Aaaah!" "[sighs] thiswastheonlyway, clark." "People can't know that you have" "Superpowers." "[ crowd murmurs ]" "Aw, damn." "My bad, clark!" "it'stimeformycheck-up, bones." "Let's make this fast." "sorry,jim." "Starfleet just handed me the orders." "I'm to give every male crew member a prostate exam." "fine." "Which one of these gizmos do" "I..." "Blow?" "Ihaveto insertmyfinger" "Into your rectum and examine the prostate gland." "this..." "Isn'tfair." "it'sroutine,jim." "Iwastalkingaboutyour  walnut-sized knuckles." "I'm going to get hollowed out." "areyouready,jim ?" "justgo,bones." "Boldlygo." "wherenomanhas gone" "Before." "notwhileIwas sober." "[ splat!" "] gaaaaaah!" "don'tbenervous,spock." ""nervous,"doctor?" "Vulcans are not emotional." "[ splat!" "]" "Ah, god!" "Do you trim your fingernails?" "!" "[bleep] it!" "[ gasps ] aye,mommy,if youcan see me from heaven, shut your eyes." "I'll be with you soon." "damnit,scotty!" "It's a rectal examination, not an execution!" "[crying]aye ,itis, bones -- a butt execution." "[ splat!" "] aaaah!" "Who's around to beam up old scotty?" "ifyoufeelany discomfort-- thisain'tmy firstrodeo," "Doc." "Mount up." "[ splat!" "] bush league." "so,uh..." "[crying] so." "captain'slog." "Stardate4725." "Mccoy..." "Touched my..." "Butthole." "after" thebelljar,"I" "Cannot seem to write another word." "I, sylvia plath, must end it all." "There, that should be hot enough." "[ foosh!" "] aaaaaaaah!" "Oh, goodness, that's painful!" "How do people do this?" "!" "[ foosh!" "] aaaaaaaaah!" "Oh, my god." "Oh, my [bleep] god." "Okay." "Okay." "Don't puss out." "This is a time-tested way to kill oneself." "Trust the process." "[ foosh!" "]" "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "[bleep] this!" ""the bell jar 2:" "A good bell to jar hard."" "[ ding!" "] writing sure is a lot easier" "When the alternative is sticking your head in the [bleep] oven." "Ireallydon'tthinkthis is going to work, your grace." "well,he[bleep]the queen, so hang that giraffe!" "category5 kaijuapproaching." "All pilots report to jeagers" "Now!" "first,wedriftour memories" "Together." "Then we fight." "Got it?" "notreally." "let'sjustglossoverthis" "Part and hope the monster fights are cool, all right?" "Let's do it." "[ clank!" "]" "thisisincredible." "Your whole life, laid out in" "Front of me." "[yipping] youstupid[bleep]dog !" "I hate you!" "oh,mygod!" "You abuse your dog?" "!" "h-heatemy tv guide!" "Now focus!" "[moaning] ooooh, yeah." "Aaaaah." "it'sokay,dave." "E-everyone does it." "butcowsin tophatsarea  st." "Olaf tradition!" "[ laughter ] [strained]rose,you'reso" "Stupid!" "[ moans ]" ""goldengirls"?" "!" "thedriftgoesdeep,rookie." "[ toilet flushes ] wait,isthisone ofmy" "Memories?" "uhhhhhhhh... [ squeak!" "] oh,you'resick!" "I'vealwayslovedyou !" "goeatatoiletsandwich," "Freak!" "[ alarm blares ] [gasps] my queen, you -- you son of a" "Bitch!" "[gasps] [neighs] theescapedanimalisa polar" "Bear with the ability to survive in the arctic and antarctic." "It exhibits massive mood swings like that of a manic-depressive" "And has equal sexual desires for both males and females." "deargod,areyou suggesting what I think you're suggesting?" "that'sright." "A bi-polar, bipolar, bi polar" "Bear." "thatisverystupid." "[ ticking ] timetravelhasnot been" "Invented yet..." "[ gun cocks ] ...But in 30 years, it will be." "[ gunshot ]" "In the future, tv networks don't awwow cartoons to have guns, so" "If they want to kill someone, they send them back here to me." "My name is elmer fudd, and I'm a wooper." "The only wule is never let your target escape, even if your" "Target..." "Is you." "whatareyouwaitingfor?" "Shoot me!" "what?" "!" "inthefuture,theydon'tlet me have a gun!" "That was my one dimension as a character!" "Know what I did yesterday?" "I slept for 15 hours and then" "Beat it to a weader's digest!" "Help me!" "Ican't." "comeon." "Giveittome ." "[ crying ] pleeeeeeease." "I'llhavewhathe'shaving." "[ gunshot ] blee--blee--blee" "That's all, folks!" "[ gunshot ] canI listento thistapein teddy ruxpin, mommy?" "ofcourse,jessie." "[ tape clicking ] doI wishIcouldjust leave my wife?" "Yes." "If she'd take jessie with her" "And get out of my life, that would be ideal." "I just don't see that happening." "Sometimes I just think murder is" "The only option." "honey,I 'mmissingthetape" "From my therapy session." "Oh, shit." "mywife,melissa,and Ihave  decided to adopt." "that'swonderful." "Why don't I bring out the first" "Child?" "Annie?" "I'mlittleorphanannie!" "Leapin' lizards, I sure am cute!" "howadorable." "andthisis" "Pippi longstocking!" "I'mpippilongstocking!" "Gee whiz, I sure am cute!" "yousureare,pippi!" "Let's do our dance for them!" "pippilongstockingis oneof annie's multiple personalities." "She's had a hard-knock life." "You know, uh..." "Sex slavery." "areallherpersonalities plucky singing orphans?" "she'snotthatcreative." "mydaddy'sapirate!" "sure,heis ." "He's not." "[englishaccent]hello." "I'm harry potter." "thispoordear'sparentswere  killed in front of him, and his" "Aunt and uncle kept him in a cupboard until child services" "Came." "Uh, you should know he has night" "Terrors." "alotof kidshave" "Nightmares." "well,I 'ma wizard,so my" "Night terrors manifest themselves into actual creatures" "That try to claw me to death in my sleep." "Ha." "whatelseis on thetable?" "I'molivertwist!" "¶ food is great ¶" "¶ another helping would be swell ¶" "¶ I'm poor ¶ gotobed,annie." "whereisthelove?" "areyoumy mommy?" "!" "oh,sayhellotobrucewayne ." "His parents were killed in front" "Of him, too." "myfavoritestoryis" ""goodnight moon." remember to do the voices." "yes,he-manis nigh unbeatable now, but what if we" "Use this spell to travel back in time and kill his mother before" "He is born?" "!" "[ panting ]" "Well?" "I'vestoppedpretendingmy" "Opinion is taken into consideration." "yeah,well,you'reright." "We're traveling back in time" "To kill he-man's mother and -- beep beep beep beep ba-boop" "Boop." "This just in " " I don't give a" "Shit what you think about it." "wanttogetsomehotwings ?" "[ energy crackles ] haha!" "The perfect plan!" "Aaah!" "Is that a berry blue jelly belly?" "Oh, no, man, no!" "That's my dick!" "My body's gone back in time, as well!" "Beast man?" "Beast man?" "theycallthesehot ?" "I-I should have ordered the" "Atomic!" "weorderedthemild." "[bleep]youwe orderedthe  mild!" "Can I drink your blue cheese?" "!" "ah,whatdidIdo todeserve" "This?" "!" "How am I going to kill he-man's" "Mom now?" "!" "isthatababyaloneinthe" "Street?" "wait,perhapsIcan use my" "Diminutive stature to my advantage." "Waaah!" "Waaah!" "Waaah!" "deargod!" "A wild dog bit this baby's face off!" "I'ma widdlebaby!" "it'sstillaliveindefiance" "Of nature itself!" "Kill it!" "Kill it!" "noonestompsababy in king randor's kingdom!" "Whoa!" "[weakly]wuv me." "sorry,everyone." "Carryon." "Ah, they're gone." "whatluck!" "He-man's father will take me" "To his wife!" "I'll smother her in her sleep" "And be a hero..." "To myself, not to society or" "God, natch." "[ cellphone rings, beeps ] whoops,sorry,littlebuddy." "Got to make a quick detour." "And, uh, what say we keep this a secret from old" "Mrs. Randor?" "so,kingrandorhas apiece" "On the side." "Well, that's cool." "You know, I get it." "But what if this woman is" "He-man's mother?" "No, this won't do at all!" "[ beep!" "Beep!" "Beep!" "] now, let's get a look at this" "Harpy!" "Mom?" "!" "That means king randor was my father, which means..." "Noooooo!" "Avenge me, beast man!" "Avenge me!" "wetnap?" "wetnap?" "!" "I'm gonna have to shave this out!" "oh,firsttimeeatingbuffalo wings?" "¶ba-bawkbawkbawk¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶ ¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ¶" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk."