"Floor this thing!" "lt´s my wife´s." "l won´t go faster." "You´re doing 65 now." "65?" "!" "Shit!" "Get your foot off the pedal!" "You´re killing my corn!" "We´re eastbound on 4th, in pursuit of a red BMW..." "... driverCaucasian,blond." "Plate 2-Boy-Adam-Henry-1 74." "You are westbound on 2nd." "20 William 12 is southbound." "You´re heading straight toward each other." "Somebody back off." "Got it!" "What´d she say?" "We´re about to have an accident." "We´ll stick with the red bastard." "You chase the blue." "That´s confirmed." "You got red, we´ll get blue." "What´s the pursuit?" "20 William 1 5 and 20 William 1 2." "That´s Riggs, Murtaugh." "And the squad." "$20 on Riggs and Murtaugh." "Who´s driving?" "Murtaugh, in his wife´s wagon." "I knew nothing about the wagon." "Bet´s off!" "Shut up!" "What the hell is that?" "What fucking language is that?" "It´s German." "Japanese?" "It´s a Japanese radio." "Maybe they bought the LAPD." "They own everything." "Shotgun!" "Shots are being fired." "Thanks for the scoop." "The bastard shot my wife´s windshield." "Entering the pursuit." "Shit, man!" "We´re splitting up!" "Son of a bitch!" "Now we´re cooking!" "Step on it!" "Look out!" "See you!" "I´d like to see your license and proof of insurance!" "We got one." "Yours is going up the hill." "So is Riggs, on foot!" "Hey, Riggs!" "Get your slow ass in here!" "Get in here." "Now!" "Only if I drive." "Move over, I´ll drive." "No, go around. I´m driving." "I´ll drive." "Did you get a make on that red Beemer?" "Not a scratch, you hear?" "You´re not going to make it." "There´s no room!" "You´re not going to make it!" "Look at my side panel!" "Goddamn it, you were right." "There wasn´t enough room." "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get down, stay down!" "Get out of the way!" "This was a new car, Riggs." "It still is." "On three." "One..." "... two...three!" "Shit!" "You forgot your left indicator." "Where the hell is he?" "This guy´s Mandrake!" "Where were you, man?" "!" "Goddamnit!" "Me?" "!" "Where´d he go?" "!" "He´s fucking gone!" "l can see that!" "You come on "three" !" "lt´s "three," then go!" "No!" "We always go on "three" !" "Sometimes we go, "one, two, three," then go!" "Go check back there!" "What was that?" "He´s in the trunk." "l got you covered." "Holy Christ!" "That´s a lot of money." "It´s gold!" "Gold!" "Krugerrands." "It´s illegal." "You can´t import them into the country." "You´re right." "The damage you caused comes out of the department´s budget." "Pay in Krugerrands." "Don´t make jokes, make arrests." "I want an explanation." "Things got out of hand." "You said it was a routine bust." "You didn´t mention helicopters, automatic weapons, Krugerrands" "This was bigger than we thought." "Talk to you later." "I worked psycho ward, Riggs." "You´ll never get out." "One minute, fifteen seconds." "Shapiro, scratch my nose." "Hey!" "is this kindergarten class or a police station?" "Get some work done." "Houdini Jr. bets he can free himself in 5 minutes." "I will too." "Don´t try this at home, kids." "It´s all over now." "Put your money on the desk and get back to work." "Suckers!" "How the hell did you do that?" "I dislocated my shoulder once." "Now I can do it anytime." "Doesn´t it hurt?" "Yeah, it does." "But not as much as..." "... whenI putit backin." "Mrs. Sigmund Fraud!" "My door is always open, Sergeant." "I think we should keep this on a professional level." "Why the hell do you do this to yourself?" "Who else could I do it to?" "None of them will let me." "And I need the money." "Cough up!" "It´s not all here yet." "I want it all." "Where did this come from?" "You can´t help yourself to this stuff!" "It´s evidence. lt´s a Krugerrand." "lt´s mine. I won it." "lt´s not yours." "You want to get busted?" "Want to get something to eat?" "Not tonight." "Rianne´s commercial is on." "She´s in a commercial?" "Not so loud!" "What´s wrong?" "I´d be proud if I was you." "I haven´t seen it yet." "What if she stinks?" "You got to be kidding." "She´ll be great!" "Listen up!" "Tonight at-- What time?" "Come on!" "What time?" "Eight o´clock." "Eight, on channel... ?" "Eight!" "The Sergeant´s daughter, Rianne" "Here´s her picture." "She´ll make her television debut in a commercial." "With this crowd, baby, you´d better not stink." "What happened?" "It´s a new car." "Mom will be upset!" "lt´s still new." "lt´s not!" "It´s wrecked!" "I don´t want your mother to know." "Do your homework too." "Hey!" "I haven´t read these." "Rianne put them there." "Why don´t you look out for me?" "Hey, Ricky!" "I want to use my driveway once in a while." "Nice oxygen tent." "Do I look like Michael Jackson?" "No, but you´re bad." "This is a two-car garage, and my hobby room´s upstairs." "I retire at 52, the whole nine yards kick in when I´m 55." "You´re not retiring, are you?" "l´ve thought of it, since I met you." "Thank you." "It´s a nice hobby room." "All you need now is a hobby." "Jesus!" "What´s wrong with you guys?" "I´m sorry." "That´s very uncool." "You´re sorry?" "Check my shorts!" "Don´t you use hammers anymore?" "What´s a hammer?" "Easy!" "It´s no Saturday Night Special, for crying out loud!" "All right, give it back." "A man´s not safe in his own home." "Stay the hell out of here, then." "You got any traffic warrants?" "Can you fix them?" "Almost time!" "Are we taping this?" "Yes, so we can watch it over and over again." "Take the stairs." "Nick, get your feet off the table." "You too, Martin." "The color´s no good." "lt´s fine." "You´ll mess it up." "I want you to look good." "Unplug it." "That´s your sister!" "Picture´s perfect." "Do I know you?" "We had a long talk a week ago." "Remember?" "About what?" "Your new hobby room." "This is George!" "Did you sense that I liked you?" "Yes, sir." "Then sit down and be quiet." "What are you eating?" "My tuna fish sandwich." "Tuna?" "!" "You can´t eat tuna!" "Dad killed Flipper." "We boycott tuna." "They kill dolphins that get caught in the nets." "Have ham." "Eat Miss Piggy." "l´m sorry!" "lt´s only my eye." "My God!" "It´s coming on!" "My baby!" "Don´t she look gorgeous, Martin?" "When the time has come and the moment is right remember use Ramses Extra Condoms." "We do!" "Ramses Extra." "Because caring means all the protection you can get." "Take the kids upstairs." "We learn this in Human Development." "In Human what?" "!" "Human Development what?" "!" "Chill out, Daddy." "Upstairs!" "Nick, upstairs!" "You know how your father is." "l looked fat." "l liked you." "Home." "Out!" "I got a gun." "What?" "She looked beautiful." "I liked it." "She made me want to buy rubbers right now." "I thought it was great." "Rianne!" "l thought you were terrific." "Really?" "I think she´s got a hell of a future." "George is afraid of Daddy." "Stick around." "He has a gun." "But it´s an old gun and he´s not a very good shot." "I´m going anyway." "Good night." "l´ll buy you a beer." "Let him buy it." "You´re under 21 ." "Be back by midnight." "Wait and see." "Cops never let up." "I´ll have rubbers on my desk, in the mail, in the coffee... ." "If you´d only kept your mouth shut!" "I´m going for a walk." "Give the boys some credit." "In one ear, out the rubber." "How goes it with you, Hans?" "Okay." "You, Pieter?" "That´s quite enough of that." "Come on over here, Hans." "Mind the plastic." "I´m having painting done." "The important thing is, are you all right?" "No bones broken?" "I´m fine, thank you." "Just bumps and bruises, eh?" "Yeah, that´s all." "Good, good." "However, we lost over $1 million in Krugerrand." "I know. I´m sorry, Mr. Rudd." "It happens." "It´s not your fault." "Sometimes things do not go as planned." "As you say, they just happen, eh, Pieter?" "You give new meaning to the word "drop cloth. "" "Certain policemen have become an intolerable nuisance." "They are obviously on to us again." "How do you propose to handle it?" "Warn them off." "It´s my experience..." "... thata scaredcop is more useful than a dead one." "A warning?" "is that not a bit tame?" "Depends on how you do it." "Then you better look at this." "This is the policeman in charge." "A Kaffir." "Lovely." "Remember to take these in order." "There´s a packet for each day of the week." "Thanks." "This yours?" "I found it in the wash." "I keep losing this." "Something´s wrong." "No, not really." "It´s just a goddamn pen." "What about the pen?" "It reminds me of something." "Of what?" "It reminds me of..." "... thenightVickiwas killed." "I didn´t mean to push." "That´s okay." "We never really talked about it." "I was to meet her for dinner, a romantic dinner for two." "I had so much work." "And I forgot about it." "She waited at the restaurant for an hour before she drove home." "It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone. I answered it." "They said she was killed in a car crash." "I should´ve been driving." "We´d have been all right." "I remember falling on my knees and shaking all over." "I remember thinking, "l´m losing it. "" "There I was, lying on the floor." "And I see under the couch, and I see this gold pen." "Just lying there." "I´d been looking for it for two months." "There it is." "She wasn´t a great housekeeper." "This voice goes off in my head, like a drill instructor." "It said, "Get up!" "Now! "" "I didn´t feel like it, but I got up." "Muscles were still working." "Then I drove to the hospital..." "... identifiedher, signed her out with my gold pen." "Trish found a gold pen in the laundry." "Look around you, Sam." "One day, Sam..." "... this´llallbe yours." "Find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups." "A man could live here and be happy." "Anybody tell you if you sit on rocks too long, you get piles?" "Let´s go watch TV." "Kaffirs!" "Wondering about your kids?" "About what we´ve done to them?" "If I was you, I´d be going nuts now." "I´d be going fucking bananas." "Want to know what we done?" "Shall I tell you?" "Just let your imagination run wild." "This has just been a warning." "After this, it gets bloody." "Tell your people to back off." "Don´t be a smart Kaffir." "Maybe we let you live, huh?" "You didn´t see a face?" "No." "They had on hoods." "What about a voice?" "That crazy motherfucker who did talk had a strange accent." "Not German, not English." "Kind of guttural." "A shitty accent." "Anything like what we chased the other night?" "Yeah, kind of like that." "Trish and the kids?" "They´re at her sister´s house in Bellflower." "Listen up!" "You heard what happened to Rog last night?" "Forensics get back with anything?" "Not yet." "They´ll keep us posted." "We got to watch each other´s backs and fronts." "You can all watch my back in poker tomorrow." "You in?" "lf we catch these assholes." "Count me in." "I got something special for you." "Leo Getz has been placed in protective custody." "You guys babysit until Washington sends the Feds." "How long?" "Until the red tape is processed." "Three days." "Getz is going to testify before a commission of inquiry." "Drugs, laundered money, etc." "I´ll be there in 1 0 minutes." "This is not a shit assignment." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn´t." "It isn´t." "It is." "Shut up, both of you." "I guaranteed his safety." "You two are the most qualified." "And after last night, you could use the break." "I can handle last night." "What do we do with him?" "Take him to Disneyland." "This stinks." "This stinks!" "I don´t give a fuck!" "I don´t have an ulcer because I know when to say that." "Here´s where he´s staying." "It´s a nice hotel." "The Justice Department´s paying, so enjoy yourselves." "One more thing." "Know what that says?" "Same thing as that." "But I don´t give a fuck." "You´re lucky." "I have to live with that." "What room is that for?" "61 2." "This is it. 61 2." "Who is it?" "Police." "How do I know that?" "After I shoot you, you can examine the bullet." "Open up." "Don´t you want to see a badge?" "Where´s your badge?" "Shut up." "I get it!" "Bad cop, good cop." "Shut up!" "Bad cop, bad cop." "I know the routines." "Are you Leo Getz?" "That´s me, Leo Getz." "Whatever you need, Leo gets." "Get it?" "I use that to break the ice when I meet people." "I´m Sgt. Murtaugh, this is Sgt. Riggs." "Nice to meet you." "So what do I call you guys?" "Sgt." "Murtaugh and Sgt. Riggs." "We´ll be your shadow." "That´s all right." "An old-fashioned--!" "Okay. I just ain´t seen one in a long time." "I didn´t think anyone used them anymore." "I bet the kid´s got an automatic." "Got one?" "Yep, a Beretta." "You sure you guys are cops?" "Better watch how you treat me." "I´m the state´s star witness." "We´ll take that room." "I already have my stuff in this room." "It´s yours, okay?" "I´ll move it in the small room." "I´m the smallest guy here." "I´ll take the small room." "Hey, loosen up, guys!" "We´ll be together a long time." "I´ll get it." "It´s only room service." "You hungry?" "I´ll call." "Anything you want." "See this silk robe?" "Free!" "lt´s not free." "Yes, it is!" "lt´s taxpayers´ money." "lt´s the same thing." "Morning, gentlemen." "That´s my food!" "You didn´t want anything." "Bring it here." "It´s mine." "You could´ve had anything you wanted." "I ordered eggs, not hamburger." "Not the window!" "Shit!" "Where is that son of a bitch?" "Somebody stop that guy!" "Stop him!" "Don´t leave me!" "I can´t swim!" "We´re near the edge of the pool." "Now get the fuck off my back!" "Get back!" "Police!" "You okay?" "Why didn´t you follow me down?" "Why didn´t you?" "l was 7 floors up!" "He hit me." "Good!" "This guy took a big chance to pop all of us." "Did you witness a murder?" "Nothing like that." "Honest." "All I did was launder half a billion dollars in drug money." "Half a billion dollars?" "!" "Give or take!" "Who can count that much money?" "Could I have some cotton balls for my nose?" "Could you shut up?" "You´re supposed to take care of me." "Mr. Getz got away." "Our best opportunity, and he gets away." "He slips through our fingers and into the hands of the police." "What are you doing?" "Checking to see if I was standing on plastic." "Okay, I got it." "I´m who I am." "You´re a drug dealer." "I work in a bank." "You have money to launder." "What do you do?" "Bring it to you." "He does." "l don´t understand." "Why me?" "Who am I?" "You´re a courier." "You work for him." "I´m the drug dealer." "Don´t you have plates?" "What is this?" "I deposit the cash into the account of a dummy finance company." "I issue a cashier´s check in his name..." "... minusa smallcommissionfor myself." "You like breathing?" "How much?" "2°/° ." "Not bad, Leo." "Pretty prosperous." "You return it to me as collateral on a loan l make to you." "But you don´t pay back the loan." "You keep the money." "How´s that work?" "That´s it!" "Don´t you get it?" "It´s your money." "You don´t pay it back." "And it´s clean!" "It is now laundered." "You cops aren´t too bright." "This is the best part." "You take a tax deduction..." "... oninterestpayments you don´t even make." "Am I a genius?" "You´re a swindler." "Cheat!" "Come on!" "Everyone cheats." "Look at the Pentagon!" "So you got it?" "Okay, Mr. Big Shot, why´d you turn yourself in?" "I was scamming those guys for months." "Every transaction, I kept a little." "You?" "It was easy." "Cash deposits!" "Millions of dollars in small bills changing hands." "Who´s going to miss $1 0,000 here, $20,000 there?" "Drug dealers." "That´s right." "They did." "It´s why I´m living out of a suitcase now." "You can give that to Nick." "But it´s softer." "I put fabric softener in." "It´s small, Leroy." "It´s not Leroy, it´s Leo, I´ll buy you another shirt!" "Just give me the names of those drug dealers." "I don´t know any." "All I dealt with was couriers." "Where does Trish keep my laundry?" "ln back of the machine." "You never met anyone except couriers?" "No names." "Wait a minute, come to think of it!" "Okay, listen." "They took me up in the hills to a house on stilts." "And I had a job interview with a guy..." "... andhisnamewas ..." "... Haynes!" "Hans!" "Take us there." "We have to sit on this guy." "It won´t hurt to look." "I know the address." "We shouldn´t do this!" "Come on, don´t be a killjoy!" "We´re back, we´re bad!" "You´re black, I´m mad." "This is going to be great!" "If we´re going, shouldn´t l have a gun?" "is my nose still bleeding?" "It´s really sore." "Sorry about that." "It should be coming up soon." "9856." "That´s it." "That´s another possibility." "This is the ninth possibility." "That´s it!" "Nine." "My lucky number!" "Stay in the car." "Can´t l come?" "Stay." "Nice car." "What are you doing?" "Hooking it up." "You´re not even looking!" "I know what I´m doing." "It´s a car, not a baby carriage." "You´re chipping the paint." "I can hear it!" "You smell what I smell?" "l smell something." "A rat?" "A stinky one too." "Where you going?" "I´m a peeping Tom. lt goes with the badge, and it´s fun too." "Bingo!" "Lars, look!" "What the fuck?" "!" "Where´s the pool?" "There´s no pool here." "Of course there is." "I´m sure there´s a pool." "Cuff yourselves." "Move that truck!" "Your keys!" "You all right?" "Where you going?" "That was the hotel waiter." "Wait for me!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You can´t take my truck!" "Sergeant, it´s the guy from the hotel!" "Where did he go?" "Riggs is hanging on the truck!" "What are you doing out of the car?" "Get in the car!" "Get back!" "It´s police business!" "It´s a high-speed chase!" "Get out of the way!" "I love it!" "Go faster!" "Hello, asshole!" "Give me that!" "There they are!" "Hurry up!" "Can´t you go faster?" "!" "Will you shut the fuck up?" "Wipeout!" "It´s under control." "I told you to look out!" "You´re too old to drive this car." "Shut up!" "And stay!" "What do you think I am, a dog?" "Hands behind your neck!" "What are you doing here?" "We got lots to talk about." "What is going on here?" "Get down here!" "It´s been a bad day." "Show me your hands." "Take it easy, officer." "I´m not armed. I won´t resist." "Put down your guns, gentlemen." "It´s all right." "Do as I say!" "Hands behind your head!" "You have no idea what you´re doing." "We´re professional police officers." "We do this for a living." "My name is Arjen Rudd." "I´m Minister of Diplomatic Affairs for the South African consulate." "South Africa." "Home of the Krugerrand." "Among other things." "These men also work for the consulate." "We have diplomatic credentials" "Keep your hands out of there." "Everybody take it easy." "Especially you, Riggs." "Riggs?" "You´re Martin Riggs?" "Of the Chicago Riggses." "What´s your name?" "Pieter Von" " Vor-- l´ll just call you Adolf." "Are you Arjen Rudd?" "Aryan... ?" "That´s you." "lt´s official." "They are official." "Under the Diplomatic Relations Act..." "... nodiplomaticagent may be detained or arrested..." "... oncehisidentity has been established." "We have a serious diplomatic situation here..." "... whichI ´lltakeup  with your State Department tomorrow." "I´m quaking in my boots, but I´ll still bring you down." "My dear officer..." "... youcouldnotevengive me a parking ticket." "Who is the dickhead now?" "The South African government owns this house." "This is South African soil." "Now get out of here." "All of you." "Don´t do it." "Don´t do it or I´ll make you eat this fucking thing." "Kaffir!" "Could you step out of the car, please?" "Put them away. I´m sorry." "Sorry." "Are you okay?" "Don´t open that." "That is a diplomatic pouch..." "... protectedunderArticle27 of the Vienna Convention." "is he serious with this stuff?" "These are police officers, Miss Van den Haas." "They´re just leaving." "She is a consulate secretary." "Give her back the briefcase." "Give it to her." "I´m sorry, Miss Consulate Secretary." "Don´t talk to them!" "Come here." "He´s a nice guy." "What´s he paying you an hour?" "Want to increase your pay?" "Better hours?" "Start getting used to that sort of view." "It´s the Triangle Trade again." "Didn´t you do American history?" "From molasses to rum to slaves." "Now it´s drugs to dollars to Krugerrands." "I got a dead guy with a surfboard where his face used to be..." "... andtheStateDepartment breathing down our throats." "I´ll have to make a formal apology to the South African consulate." "Apologize?" "He´s a sack of shit!" "He´s a crook." "It doesn´t matter." "He´s a diplomat." "He has immunity." "We can´t touch him, arrest him, prosecute him." "Does that spell it out for you?" "Yes, sir." "Who the hell is this guy?" "Leo Getz." "Nice to meet you." "You took a civilian on a bust!" "One you´re supposed to protect!" "He´s alive, isn´t he?" "I signed a waiver." "Besides, I usually wait in the car." "Usually?" "They´re very adamant about that." "l don´t give a fuck." "They´re good cops!" "They´re the best." "One time, a guy was waving a gun--!" "What did he say?" "What did he say?" ""l don´t give a fuck. " It´s his mantra." "Why is everyone parked on my desk?" "Up!" "It´s a rubber plant!" "It looks to be about a week´s supply." "Go spit." "I forgot." "You´re too old for that shit." "If you don´t like it, you can exchange it." "One moment, Miss Van den Haas." "I hope you understood what happened here today." "I´d rather not jump to any wrong conclusions." "Why don´t you explain it to me?" "The policies of our government are not popular here in America." "The police department here is overrun with blacks." "They have badges and guns and they hate us." "Our consulate, its staff..." "... andmyself,willalways be targets for their harassment." "Good night." "Things are getting out of hand." "There are too many losses." "We must move the cash in one large shipment." "We´ll need more than a suitcase." "I´ll worry about that." "You worry about the police." "Your warning did not work." "Let´s go, Leo!" "l´m coming." "Come on!" "Move!" "Okay!" "Hey, they´re cops, okay?" "l´ve got to eat too." "Come on, Leo!" "Give me the food." "Who ordered the super combo?" "I get a steak sandwich." "Who gets Leo?" "You got a big house." "I got a trailer." "What will I do with him?" "My place is too small." "You take him." "I had him last night." "Excuse me, fellas!" "This is tuna. I hate tuna." "I refuse to get stuck with tuna." "Don´t eat the tuna." "l just said that!" "I´m not eating tuna." "Let´s go back." "We´re not going back." "Shut up!" "Sure, don´t go back." "Okay, don´t go back!" "Let me give you a friendly piece of advice." "Never go through the drive-through." "Always walk up to the counter." "Let me tell you why." "They fuck you at the drive-through!" "They know you´ll be miles away before you find out you got fucked." "You won´t turn around and come back." "So who gets fucked?" "Leo Getz!" "I´m not eating this tuna!" "Shut up!" "Good morning, Mr. Rudd." "Get rid of that man." "You´re going to have to leave the premises right now." "The morning faxes." "What´s the matter?" "He kick you out of the house?" "I want you to bite Leo for me." "What are you doing?" "I´m cleaning up this pigsty." "I like this pigsty." "When did you last do the refrigerator?" "Or the pan under it?" "There´s a pan under there?" "Where´s my phone?" "Where´s my TV?" "What have you done?" "Everything is outside." "Just stop what you´re doing." "Get the dog out of here!" "You go before the mutt." "Out, out!" "Oh, man!" "It´s Collins." "Has Murtaugh checked in with you?" "No." "Why?" "I haven ´t heard from him." "He doesn ´t answer his phone." "I´ll be right there." "Stay in the car." "I´m upstairs!" "Should I call 999, "Officer in distress"?" "I´ll cover the back!" "Where are you?" "l´m up here." "In here." "Good morning." "First time in 20 years I got the bathroom all to myself." "No kids banging on the door." "No wife asking me to hurry." "Just me and my new Saltwater Sportsman magazine." "The one with the article on deep-sea fishing?" "So I´m reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico..." "... whenI glancedover." "Oh, Jesus!" "is that all?" "You scared the shit out of me." "Scared the shit out of you?" "How long you been here?" "I´ve been here all night." "My legs are so numb I don´t know if I can" "Don´t move." "I can´t." "Stay that way." "Do you mind?" "It´s a dirty job, but someone´s got to do it." "Tell me I´m not fucked." "He´s fucked." "Okay, but I´d be lying." "You´ll be okay if you don´t stand up." "That´s a relief." "l have to get help." "No way!" "Why?" "I´m on the toilet." "Give me a break." "This is serious." "I got to get the bomb squad here." "Bomb squad?" "Okay, call them in." "Don´t use the open frequency." "Let´s try to keep this quiet, okay?" "Sure." "Trust me." "An escort isn´t necessary." "I know you´re a psychiatrist, but it´s not a pretty sight." "I have helped policemen through very traumatic moments." "There is nothing in this room that I cannot handle." "I was wrong." "Excuse me." "Where there´s one, there´s the other." "You´re a psychiatrist?" "I have these dreams." "It´s ready to come out." "I got to live in this house!" "Clear this room." "Come on, Riggs." "You too, Riggs." "No." "Riggs." "Out." "All right." "Dive into the tub." "Then pull the bomb blanket over your head." "This cast-iron tub will withstand a hell of a blast." "I can´t." "He can´t." "He´s been on there for 1 8 hours." "He can´t even walk." "I´ll have to help him." "All right, you better wear this." "The nitrogen?" "Almost there." "He´s spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen..." "... togiveyoutwo seconds before detonation." "Got that?" "Two seconds." "Thanks a lot." "Lights out!" "Get him up and out." "Good luck." "You got a piece?" "Yeah, a Smith and Wesson." "Try this one." "Safety´s on." "I´ll collect it later." "Good luck." "Alone at last." "Why didn´t they plant the bomb in Trish´s stove?" "All the needless suffering could have ended there." "I´m going to die on the toilet." "Guys like you don´t die on toilets." "And I´m here, and I don´t plan on going now." "Let´s do it." "On "three. "" "Wait, let me get into the tub." "I´m just going to give you" "On "three," huh?" "What do you say?" "One..." "... two" "Wait!" "Do we do it on "three" ..." "... or" one,two,three"..." "... thendoit ?" "It´s your ass." "It´s up to you." "My ass, yeah." ""Three. "" "We go on "three"?" ""One, two" and then "three! "" "One... ." "Martin?" "I know." "I mean it, man." "I hear you." "We´re not going to die, all right?" "On "three. "" "Get off me. I don´t want anybody to see us like this." "Mr. Jones?" "Sit down." "What can I do for you today?" "I have this problem, a delicate matter." "My friend wants to emigrate to South Africa." "Of course, I can help him do that." "I want you to talk him out of it." "Talk him out of it?" "Whatever for?" "This is a bad time for him to go, with all the trouble." "Have him come back later in the week and we´ll sit down" "He´s here." "Yeah, he´s here now." "Alphonse?" "There must be some mistake." "Say what?" "Listen to your friend." "He knows what he´s talking about." "I don´t think you want to go to South Africa." "Why not?" "Because you´re black." "You are." "He is." "Of course I am black." "That´s why I want to go." "To join my brothers in the struggle..." "... againsttheracist,fascist..." "... whiteminorityregime!" "Fascist regime!" "One man, one vote!" "Free South Africa, you son of a bitch!" "I´ve heard as much as I want to." "You must leave." "What´s happening?" "Don´t touch me!" "Back off!" "Close the security gate!" "Quickly!" "End apartheid now!" "You going to arrest me if I don´t shut up?" "You can´t push me!" "You call this security?" "More people come in and out of here than Grand Central Station." "Wait, gentlemen!" "Don´t bother to call the police." "I´m here already." "I should have known." "Well, well!" "The master race!" "I hope you realize the trouble you are in." "As usual, you people have everything upside down and turned around." "Gentlemen..." "... showOfficerRiggsintothestreet." "Fingers off." "Hands off!" "Let me see that." "That´s some piece of hardware you got." "Where do you get that stuff?" "I´ve never seen it." "Where´s it from, South Africa?" "Don´t move." "You haven´t heard about me?" "I got a bad reputation." "Sometimes I just go nuts." "Don´t move." "I´ll make a deal with you, Arjen." "Or is it Aryan?" "Whatever the fuck your name is." "You fold up your tents and get out of my country..." "... andI won´tdo anythingtoyou." "I´ll leave you alone." "Because if you stick around, I´m going to fuck your ass." "I´ll send you home with your balls in a sling." "Just get out of here..." "...Kaffir lover." "Eenie..." "... meenie,minie... ." "Hey, Moe!" "Sorry, Adolf." "Pick them up with your hands." "Big smile." "Big smile!" "Vorstedt, come over here!" "Vorstedt!" "Hello, Officer... ?" "Martin Riggs." "What are you doing here?" "I´ve been with your boss, shooting the breeze." "Shooting the fish." "The guy goes, "But, but, but..." "... you´reblack!"" "He´s "black. "" "No shit!" "He started some shit with that!" "You get into Rudd´s office?" "I got up there." "Aryan Crud and his Brownshirts turned up..." "... butI rippedthisoff apad." ""Alba Varden, Thursday. " Alba Varden?" "Isn´t that Hitler´s girlfriend?" "That´s Eva Braun." "He has a date with her Thursday." "Her name sounds familiar." "You know her?" "No, it just sounds familiar." "Alba Varden." "A deli!" "Let´s eat." "I´m starving." "I´ll spring." "Let´s go." "Sounds good." "Get out the other side, Leo." "lt´s okay!" "No cars." "That policeman." "You should pick from the bottom." "They put the old stuff on top." "Officer Riggs!" "I followed you from the consulate." "You followed me?" "Yeah, well, I needed some pork chops and a toilet brush too." "I wanted to apologize..." "... fortheotherday , if we frightened you." "I was a bit startled by all those guns." "I´m sorry." "And I wanted to thank you too." "Thank me for what?" "You don´t like your boss very much, do you?" "I don´t like many things about my boss and my country." "But I like my job very much." "It keeps me here in Los Angeles." "You like this town?" "That´s a new one." "l forgot your first name." "lt´s Rika." "Rika Van Häagen-Dazs." "Ice cream?" "No, Van den Haas. lt´s Dutch." "That´s real pretty." "You got a rabbit at home?" "lt´s mine." "Shop one day at a time?" "Good police work." "I get paid for that." "I don´t shop for the entire week." "No?" "Why not?" "I never know what I´ll be hungry for." "Wait." "Have dinner with me." "I got a nice place on the beach." "A good view from every window." "A beautiful sunset." "Come on, be original." "Everyone else says no." "Come to my place." "I´m a gourmet cook." "Let go of the basket." "I´ll scream." "I´ll embarrass you in public." "You´ll turn red like that apple." "Come on with me." "No, no, please." "Let go of my bag!" "Look what she´s... !" "Somebody call a cop!" "What are you doing?" "Let´s go before someone calls a cop." "You are a cop." "You must be an honest cop." "It ain´t much, but it´s everything I said." "Look at the view." "I did exaggerate about one thing." "I´m not exactly a gourmet cook." "I can only make chili." "Do you like it with crushed Oreos?" "Of course." "A woman after my own heart." "Watch your step." "Sam wants in." "Here, sit down." "Wait a minute." "It´s a little filthy." "No wine." "How about a beer?" "That´s fine." "She drinks beer." "What´s the matter?" "Dirty glass?" "Oh, it´s a wedding ring." "I used to be married." "Not anymore?" "Not anymore." "I got something on the stove." "Rudd´s hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isn´t he?" "Rudd´s hiding behind his diplomatic credentials." "He´s not a nice guy." "Whatever he´s doing, he shouldn´t get away with it." "How´s it hanging, Wyler?" "What do you want?" "l hope better than Murtaugh." "Tell me, have your brains ever seen the light of day?" "What do you want?" "I´m a cop!" "No, you were a cop." "Hurry up, honey." "I´m going to do a couple laps before I go to the station." "Sam, take a hike." "No Stooges tonight." "Go on." "He´s sweet." "Get that beer in here." "Don´t worry about it." "Cavanaugh, are you in or out?" "I´m out." "Put some music on." "Who´s not accounted for?" "Riggs and Murtaugh." "Murtaugh´s taking the witness to a new location." "Riggs?" "Hasn´t checked in yet." "Get on the radio and find them!" "We lost Wyler, Collins, Cavanaugh." "How many do we have to lose?" "Let´s worry about the ones that are alive, all right?" "Do it." "Sorry, Captain." "Get me Riggs." "I´ll get that." "Wrong number." "Thanks to you, I missed my poker game." "And I was feeling real lucky." "Okay, so what I see are nice, conservative tax returns." "Everything by the book, black and white." "You need to play around in the gray areas..." "... ifyouwanttoseebucks ." "On your salary, there´s not much." "You need deductions." "My boat." "Can´t deduct it." "No, it´s the bill of sale." "l know." "You can´t do it." "That´s it, my boat!" "Let´s go!" "To my house." "Because of my boat." "Look at this commercial!" "Look at the body on this kid." "She is so hot!" "What are you doing?" "Look at the girl!" "Why´d you do that?" "I didn´t hear you say that." "Say what?" "She´s great." "She makes me want to buy rubbers." "Time for the seventh inning stretch." "That´s a baseball expression." "I know." "But we´re only up to the fourth inning." "Batter up." "Stay in the car." "I´ll only be a minute, okay?" "Stay in the car?" "It´s cold." "You have no door." "You´re the reason there isn´t." "Turn on the heat." "Don´t touch anything." "Nothing. I mean nothing!" "Alba Varden." "Why do I know the name?" "It´s here. lt´s got to be." "Another day, another hobby." "Yeah, what´s new?" "Ah, the day on my boat." "It´s not there." "Where is it?" "My birthday." "I´ll be damned." "Alba Varden is a ship, not a woman." "Leo, I told you to stay... !" "Shit!" "Nailed them both." "My car!" "Leo!" "Get up, get dressed." "Get dressed." "Come on!" "l don´t understand." "Just trust me. I got a bad feeling." "Get in the truck!" "The keys are under the seat." "When they stop to reload, run for the truck!" "What about you?" "l´ll be okay." "I´ll meet you in the truck." "Go on!" "Stay out of the light!" "You shit!" "Who were those people?" "You tell me." "Was it your husband?" "What are you doing Saturday?" "It´s Sam!" "Head down!" "Come on, Sam!" "Come on!" "Come on, Sam." "Shake a leg." "You made it." "Has he got any holes in him?" "Oh, you clever dog." "I promised to have you home by eleven." "This is the most incredible first date I´ve ever been on." "Wait until the second." "No more helicopters, please." "Okay, I promise." "This is a very nice building." "Any vacancies?" "I´m between homes." "You can stay right here." "Yes, there´s a vacant apartment." "I´m kidding." "You can stay with me." "Tonight?" "Tonight, tomorrow night, and the night after that." "And after that?" "Don´t push your luck." "I better go." "Go inside and lock all the doors." "And don´t go to work tomorrow." "There´s better ways of staying in L.A." "All right. I´ve just quit." "I´ll just grab a few things-- Hell, I haven´t got anything." "Just bring yourself." "I got to go." "Go home!" "Go get the girl." "I would offer you a drink, but I understand..." "... you´reonthewagon." "That stuff will kill you." "You know so much about me, who are you?" "I changed the course of your life." "Four years ago..." "... whenyouwasanarc atLongBeach..." "... yougottooclose." "We put a contract on you." "I handled it myself." "Drove your car off the road, remember?" "But you weren´t driving, were you?" "You can´t imagine the surprise..." "... whenI pulledbackamopof bloody hair to see this woman´s face." "Your wife, right?" "She didn´t die straight away." "It took a bit of time." "You don´t have much luck with women, do you?" "She´s dead." "They killed her." "Where are you?" "They killed her." "She´s dead." "They killed them both." "Slow down." "Who are you talking about?" "Where are you?" "She´s dead, Roger." "Calm down." "We´ll take care of it." "Where are you?" "I´m not a cop tonight." "It´s personal." "You don´t know what happened tonight." "There´s more." "I´ll get those bastards, I´ll fuck them!" "I´m going now." "We´re not going to the stilt house." "We´re under orders!" "Then the house will have to come to me." "They killed them both." "They got Rika and they got my wife." "Shit!" "What´s the deal?" "You talk to the Feds, but you don´t talk to me." "That´s not fair." "We trusted you, Leo." "You betrayed us." "You took our money!" "We want it back now, you slimy little shit." "Give him more." "He likes it." "Don´t try and stop me." "I´ve seen that look in your eyes before." "They declared war on the police." "You know about that?" "I heard it on the radio." "We don´t have the authority." "Cavanaugh..." "... Wyler,Shapiro..." "... Rika,Vicki." "Howmuch fucking authority do you need?" "You got a plan?" "If you drive around the front of the house..." "... youwaitformysignal..." "... andthenjustgoin and shoot those fuckers." "They got Leo." "Be careful." "What´s your signal?" "You´ll know when it happens." "Somehow I think I will know." "Feel like talking?" "It´s the big one!" "Cool it." "Watch him!" "Move me away from the windows!" "Riggs, you crazy mother!" "Holy Christ!" "You all right?" "Yeah, I´m okay." "Thanks." "Was Adolf in there?" "He got away." "l´m going to find him." "What about Leo?" "What about Leo?" "You´re on your own now." "What do you mean?" "Take my car to the police station and wait for the Federal Marshal." "It´s been an experience knowing you." "l don´t want a hug." "Give the little fella a hug." "I had a lot of fun." "You do your duty now." "I´m going to really get them now." "Listen!" "Wait!" "is it okay if I sound the siren?" "Loud as you want." "Really?" "Okay." "Really?" "Check it out." "Alba Varden is a cargo ship, not a woman." "The Port Authority said the Alba Varden arrived today and heads out tomorrow to South Africa." "This is the eleventh dock." "It must be here someplace." "I know I´m right." "The ship!" "What did I tell you?" "That container there, with three heavy hitters." "Let´s have a look." "I´ll take two of them out, you take one." "Better yet, you take two, I´ll take one." "Pull over." "I can´t see shit!" "Me either." "What is this shit?" "Got a light?" "It´s Rudd´s, whatever it is." "I still can´t see shit." "You got something?" "l don´t know. lt´s a car." "Shit!" "Fort Knox!" "Hell, how much is it?" "Thousands!" "Fucking millions!" "Billions of fucking Donald Trump lotto!" "Look at this." "These are $1 ,000 bills!" "With what I´m holding I could put all my kids through college." "Take it." "Fucking drug money!" "Do something good with it." "Rudd won´t need it where he´s going." "Load the container." "Next time the sun hits their bodies, they´ll be in Cape Town." "This thing´s moving." "lt sure as hell is!" "What´ll we do now?" "l don´t know." "Let´s shoot our way out." "No, don´t!" "I got a better idea." "Our money." "Just make sure they´re dead." "You go first. I´m too old." "You go first. I´ll cover you." "How do we get out?" "l´ll go this way." "I´ll go this way and check over here." "Shit!" "Riggs, you okay?" "Drop it, asshole!" "Diplomatic immunity!" "It´s just been revoked." "You´re breathing." "You´re not dead." "No, don´t die." "You´re not dead until I tell you." "You got that, Riggs?" "You´re not dead until I tell you." "You got that?" "You´re not dead until I tell you." "Now breathe with me." "Breathe." "Rog, in my pocket." "I want you to throw those things away." "Those things will kill you." "You son of a bitch!" "I thought you were dying." "I didn´t die on your toilet, I´m not going to die in your arms." "You son of a bitch!" "Where are they?" "Are they all gone?" "Did you get the bad guys?" "They been de-kaffirnated." "Don´t make me laugh!" "Jesus!" "Did anyone ever tell you..." "... youreallyareabeautifulman?" "Give us a kiss." "Where´d that bullet hit you anyway?" "Subtitled by:" "GELULA  CO., Inc."