"* From Mayfair to Park Lane" "* You will hear this same refrain" "* In every house again, again" "You rang, m'lord?" "* Stepping out on the town" "* The social whirl goes round and round" "* The rich are up, the poor are down" "You rang, m'lord?" "* The bunny hug at The Shim-Sham Club" "* The Charleston at The Ritz" "* And at the Troc, do the turkey trot" "* They give Aunt Maud a thousand fits" "* Saucy flappers in cloche hats" "* Natty chappies in white spats" "* The upper set is going bats *" "You rang, m'lord?" "Temple Bar 9631 ." "(Knocking)" "Ivy will bring you the coffee in a moment or two, sir." "Thank you, Stokes." "Damn!" "(Sighs)" " Is that number still engaged, sir?" " No, Stokes." "I've been trying to ring Lady Agatha but Sir Ralph keeps picking up the phone." "I see." "I haven't spoken to her for two weeks and it's driving me out of my mind." "I mean, he's guarding her like the keeper of a harem." "It's hardly surprising, sir." "We have found out that Lady Agatha is a little wayward." " What are you suggesting?" " Nothing, sir." "I know there have been one or two rumours but they're totally unfounded." "Of course, sir." "Especially the story of Lady Agatha and those six Eton boys." "Anyway, there were only four." "Who would believe that an assistant matron would be teaching four young boys jujitsu in a sanatorium?" " She's not even a qualified teacher." " You're right." "It's past belief." "But then Sir Ralph is getting quite obsessed and rather eccentric in his old age." "So I'm led to understand, but he has his good points." "He treats his staff well." "He's taking them out for a day in the country next week." "He's so badly tempered it's the least he can do." "Look, I cannot ring again." "He'll probably suspect." "You call and if Sir Ralph answers, make some excuse." "Sir." "(Stokes) Temple Bar 9631 ." " Your morning coffee, my lord." " Oh, thank you, Ivy." "(Phone)" "It's the damn telephone again!" "Hello?" "Ralph Shawcross speaking." "This is the Harrods food department." "At what time would you like us to deliver the boar's head?" "What?" "I haven't ordered a boar's head." "Agatha, have you ordered a boar's head?" "(Agatha) No, darling!" "You've got the wrong damn number." "I'm afraid he's still there." "Would you like me to get Ivy to pour you a coffee?" "Yes, please." "Dad, why did you say you were Harrods with a boar's head?" "It's too complicated, Ivy." "You wouldn't understand." "Can you buy a boar's head without buying the rest of the boar?" "Be quiet, Ivy." "I say, George." "I've just been practically attacked in the Turkish baths." "You've got to be careful there." "General Calthorpe wants to chuck me out of the club." "Why would he want to do that?" "Because your daughter is on the council representing the United Workers Party." "It's all over London." "General Calthorpe shook his towel at me." " What a nasty experience." " I'm going to telephone my solicitor." " No, you can't." "I'm using it." " I shall write him a letter." "It's damned embarrassing, this business of Cissy and the United Workers Party." " Try again, Stokes." " Sir." "Temple Bar 9631 ." "Aren't you just a little bit proud that Miss Cissy got on the council, my lord?" "I would be, but she's on the wrong side." "Can't she change now she's got in?" "Be quiet, Ivy." "(Telephone)" "Oh, not again!" "Hello." "Marshall and Snellgroves ladies' lingerie department." " Can I help you?" " Do I sound as if you can help me?" "No luck, sir." "Mr Stokes, what's going on?" "Lord Meldrum wishes to speak to Lady Agatha." " Then why doesn't he ask for her?" " Sir Ralph keeps answering." "Ivy, next time you ring up and if Sir Ralph answers, say you're the lnternational Ball Bearing Company." "Excuse me, sir, but why don't I just ring up and ask for Lady Agatha?" " Ivy could do it, sir." "She is a female." " Good idea." "There you are." "The number is Temple Bar 9631 ." "Hello?" "Yes." "Temple Bar 9631 ." "You're really rather intelligent." "Thank you, m'lord." "(Telephone)" " Agatha Shawcross." " Oh, hello, Lady Agatha." "It's the lnternational Ball Bearing Company." " What did you say?" " Lord Meldrum wants to speak to you." " Hello, Agatha." " George, darling." "I haven't spoken to you for ages." " Is Ralph there?" " No." "He's in the billiard room." "(Sir Ralph) Damn!" "Crooked cue!" "We must get together." "I'm going out of my mind." "So am I, darling." "But what can we do?" "Ralph won't let me out of his sight." "You must have some free time." "What about next week?" "No, we're going to Newmarket on Monday and Tuesday, and on Wednesday we've got this wretched staff thing, a picnic in the park of Peabody Hall." "What's it like there?" "Are there lots of woods and bushes... you know, where we could be alone?" "Yes, darling." "Masses." "I'll come down there and lurk about somewhere." "Morning, all." "Are you on your own, Mabel?" "Where are all the others?" "They're in the study." "His lordship sent for them." "I don't know what it's all about." "Can't be important or he'd have sent for you." "It's all very well for you to joke." "You don't know what it's like to feel lowly." "I have to finish upstairs by 8:30, otherwise they might see me." "Me." "With my sacking apron, my red hands and my housemaid's knee." "I don't even exist." "They think that the floors are washed by the fairies." "There's no use complaining." "Count your blessings." "One." "I've got a job." "That's the lot." "Mind you, mustn't be unfair." "They give me scraps and leftovers." "And I can have as much water to drink as I like." "Out of the scullery tap." "(George) Come along, Henry." "We're waiting." " Right, are we all here?" " Yes, m'lord." "Good." "Now, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and you've been working jolly hard, and all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." "So I've decided we should all go into the country and have a nice picnic." "What do you think of that?" "I think we are all agreed that it is a most generous and kind gesture on your part." " Don't you think so?" " Very kind and very generous." " lsn't it, Ivy?" " Oh, very kind and very generous." "Hear, hear." "You've always been a most considerate employer." "Hasn't he, Mrs Lipton?" " Most considerate." " Ooh, very considerate." "Hear, hear." " What's George up to?" " Search me." "I'm sure no other employer would take his staff on a picnic, would he?" "No, of course not, m'lord." "Hey, Ivy?" " No, of course not, m'lord." " Except Sir Ralph and Lady Agatha." "Yes, you're quite right." "Sir Ralph and Lady Agatha do this occasionally." "I might have known Lady Agatha had something to do with all this." " What day had you in mind, sir?" " I hadn't thought." "Next Wednesday." "May I remind you that you have an appointment with the Home Secretary?" "Well, cancel it." "Cancel the Home Secretary?" "Ooh, you must think a lot of us, m'lord." " I do, Ivy." " You have no meetings on Thursday." "Wednesday it is." "I've made up my mind." "This is getting more and more fishy." "Where did you think of taking us, m'lord?" "Can we go to the seaside?" "I love paddling." "Ivy, his lordship will decide." "I thought we might choose a place like Peabody Hall." "The grounds are absolutely lovely at this time of year." "Lots of flowers and trees and bushes and that sort of thing." "That's old Buffy's place." "Yes, he's letting us have the run of the grounds." "Is that all agreed then?" " If that's satisfactory to you." " Good." "Shall I look up the trains or will you be taking the cars?" "I've never driven in your Rolls before, your lordship." "How dare you even think of driving in his lordship's Rolls-Royce!" "I've noticed those charabancs at the derby." "I thought perhaps we might hire one of those." "I will make enquiries." "Will the family come?" " Oh, yes, of course." " What?" "Are we going?" "Evidently." "The family will be going in the Rolls with you, sir?" "No, we'll all go in the charabanc." "Let's make it one big family party." "After all, I do look upon you all as my family." " Thank you, sir." " How flattering." "How very flattering!" "Hear, hear." "I'll leave the food and drink to you, Stokes." " I'll do a real spread." " Good." "Well, off you go, then." "Make the arrangements." "That'll be all." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Thank his lordship." "Thank you, your lordship, for your generosity." "Thank you ever so much." "It's ever so nice of you." "Real chummy." " I think the same." " My lord." "James." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Thank his lordship." "Thank you, sir." "I shall look forward to it." "It'll be a day to remember." "Good." "Well, off you go." "Look at them." "They're as pleased as punch." "What a wonderful lot they are." "I have never seen such a display of cringing and crawling in all my life." " What are you up to, George?" " Yes, it was positively embarrassing." "If you think I'm going on a picnic with that bunch of toadies, I'm not." "I think we should give them a nice treat, that's all." "You don't give tuppence for the staff." "Agatha's at the bottom of this, isn't she?" "I'm not discussing this any further." "The picnic is next Wednesday and you're all coming." "His lordship's just ordered a new carpet for the drawing room." " What's wrong with the old one?" " It's threadbare with you crawling on it." ""It'll be a day to remember, my lord." "We're so grateful, my lord." ""I'm so humble, my lord."" "It's a wonder you have any skin left on your belly." "I was merely being polite and gracious." "Say what you will, his lordship has always been a generous employer." "Generous?" "When has he ever been generous to us?" "I was up till three o'clock yesterday morning and what did I get for it? "Good night."" "You took two of his best cigars and half a bottle of whisky." "It was a chilly night." "How else am I expected to keep the cold out?" "Then you fell over three times trying to get to bed." "It was the carpet." "It was full of holes." "I expect you've been crawling on that and all." "I hope you'll not get drunk at the staff picnic." "Staff picnic?" "Don't you think it's a coincidence that we are going on a picnic the same day as Sir Ralph?" "Why must you always suspect his lordship's motives?" "I happened to be standing outside the door when he made the arrangements." "He's not going because of us." "He's got his tongue hanging out for Lady Agatha." "Don't be vulgar." "Mark my words, straight after lunch he'll be having his way with Lady Agatha behind the bushes." "What will you be doing?" "Standing there with a sausage roll in your hand saying, "Can I be of any assistance, my lord?"" "Here's the fire irons, Mabel." "Ooh, you've made a lovely job of that." " You can see your face in it." " I don't want to." "What was the big meeting about?" "Is the King coming to dinner?" "No, it's ever so exciting." "His lordship says we've all been working very hard and we deserve a treat, so he's taking us all on a picnic!" "Oh, fancy." "I can't remember the last time I went on a picnic." "I suppose it's only for the full-time, live-in staff." "They wouldn't ask a casual worker who only works from 7:30 in the morning till 1 1 :30 at night." "Oh, I don't know, Mabel." "I'd love to come." "I'll be no trouble." "I'll keep out of the way." "I'll eat my food behind the bushes." "That is, if they'll let me have any." "Couldn't you drop a hint or something?" "Oh, it's not right." "You're one of us." "I'll speak to Mr Stokes." "Well, Syd Vince has got a charabanc and I sometimes drive it for him" " so he won't charge much." " The family is coming as well." "What, his lordship travelling with the servants?" "It's because he's so fond of us." "And we're so fond of him, aren't we, James?" "Well, well, whatever's the world coming to?" "That's what you always say, isn't it, Mrs Lipton?" " How many does it hold?" " 20." "That means there's room for Mabel." "What?" "Mabel." "Well, she could come." "She's a servant." "Mabel in a charabanc with his lordship?" "Have you taken leave of your senses?" "Well, she wouldn't be any trouble." "She even said she'd eat behind the bushes." "She'd drink everything she could lay her hands on." "You're right." "I've seen her and her husband outside the Red Lion on a Saturday night." "She sings songs that even make me blush." "I'd like to hear those." "You're a very kind girl, Ivy, but you mustn't let her sort take liberties." "That's all she does take, the way you treat her." "You only let her have old bones and yesterday's porridge and stale rice pudding." "How dare you speak to Mrs Lipton like that!" "Leave the room!" "You stay where you are, Ivy." "Why shouldn't she come?" "She works very hard." "It's a staff picnic and she's one of the staff." " Let's have a show of hands." " All right, then." "All those in favour of Mabel going on the picnic." "Three." "All those against." "Three for, three against." "It's a tie." "Oh, no, it isn't." "You're not on the staff." "You can't vote." "Three to two." "Mabel goes." " (Knocking)" " Come in." " You rang, Miss Cissy?" " Would you take this letter to the post?" " It's important." " Yes, of course." ""United Workers Party National Headquarters," ""Bootle."" "It must be lovely to be on the council and have so much power." "I have no power at all." "I'm the only member of the United Workers Party on the council and I'm the only woman." "Mind you, they're in for a shock when I propose opening a birth control centre." " What's that?" " Don't you know?" "No." "I can see that you and I are going to need a heart-to-heart talk." " What, now?" " No, Ivy, not now." "We can have a nice chat on the charabanc when we go on the picnic." "Yes, Ivy, we'll do that." " Are you going to wear a nice dress?" " No, Ivy, I don't think so." " What are you going to wear?" " I've got that dress you gave me." "That's not right for a picnic." "Let's see what we've got in here." "Boring." "Boring." " (Knocking)" " Come in." " It's me." " Come in, Uncle Teddy." "Do you know what your father's done?" "He's invited Madge Cartwright to the picnic." "You're getting married to her on the 7th." "How desperate!" "She frightens the life out of me!" " She didn't seem to the other night." " What do you mean?" "Don't forget my room's next to the guest room." "Oh, lord." "That was Stokes' idea." "I was supposed to spend the night with her and be a bit of a washout, then she'd be disappointed and wouldn't marry me." " She didn't sound disappointed." " That's where it all went wrong." "She just sort of went for me." "If you didn't sort of...want to, how could she?" "I thought of iced water and cold showers and lemon juice, but it was no good." "It's a sort of reflex action." "Now she's stopped calling me Teddy Bear." "Now she calls me...well..." "Tarzan." "James, let's go through this list again." "That's dinner plates, dessert plates, side plates, vegetable dishes for the green salad, tomato salad and potato salad, knives, forks, spoons, wine glasses, salt and pepper." "Why is he carrying all this stuff all that way just to eat on the grass?" "We could take it into the garden and eat it there." "Don't be stupid, Henry." "Now, chicken, salmon, lobster, beef, salads, strawberries, cream, meringues, cheese, biscuits." "I can't wait to get started on that lot." "You'll eat what you're given." "What about the drinks?" "I've seen to that." "We've got red wine, white wine, champagne and lemonade." "His lordship said to make sure we have enough brown ale for the staff." "I've got a few bottles of them and all." "Don't worry." " Oh, don't you look nice, Ivy." " Thank you, Mrs Lipton." "Hardly suitable for a housemaid." " Miss Cissy gave it to me." " She's very kind to you." "I hope you don't take advantage of her." "Or vice versa." "She's ever so nice." "She seems to understand us better than the others." " I've got the charabanc outside." " Start packing." "The deckchairs and rugs are in the yard, and there's all this stuff." "Be careful, Mabel, it's ever so heavy." " Are you all all right at the back?" " (All) Yes, my lord." " Everybody having a good time?" " (All) Yes, thank you, my lord." "George, why did we have to bring Lavender?" "Because she couldn't be left alone." "Couldn't we put her in kennels or something?" "No, we can't." "We couldn't leave her in the house." "She might have burnt the place down." " Constable Wilson?" " Yes." " Did I turn the gas off?" " How should I know?" " I don't think I did." " Well, we're not turning back." "Mr Stokes, did I turn the gas off?" " I don't know." "Did she?" " I didn't notice." "Ivy, did you see Mrs Lipton turn the gas off?" "Oh, let me see." "Er...when we left, you were standing by the stove with the Thermos flask boiling the kettle." "Then you crossed over to the sideboard, then you crossed back again..." " Yes?" " I can't remember anything else." "You turned it off yesterday." "I wonder if Mabel remembers." "Mabel, did I turn the gas off?" " When?" " Just before we left." "No." "I did." "Oh, thank heavens." "Thank heavens for that." "Ivy, Mabel turned it off." " Mr Stokes..." " We heard." " Constable Wilson, Mabel turned it off." " Good." "It could have spoilt the whole day for me, worrying about it." " Are you all right now, then?" " Yes, thank you." "It's a good thing to give the servants a bit of fresh air." "They don't get out much." " Lovely air." " (All) Yes, my lord." "Lovely air." " Constable Wilson?" " Now what's the matter?" "I can't remember whether I packed the ham or not." "Well, it's no good asking me." "Mr Stokes, did I pack the ham?" " I think you did." " Well, can you be sure?" "Look, you had the list." "Didn't you tick it off?" "Everything was ticked off on the list." "Look at the list." "I can't." "I left it on the kitchen table." "Ask Ivy." "Ivy." "Ivy, did you see me put the ham in?" "Ooh, now, wait a minute." "Er...you put in the chicken, then the salmon and then the salads and the strawberries." " But what about the ham?" " I can't remember." "You packed the meringues and cream." "(Ivy) Ask Mabel." " Mabel, did I pack the ham?" " No." "You put it on the side in the larder." "Oh, no." "I got it in my bag." "Mabel, you're a great comfort to me." "Don't forget that when you're dishing out the lobster." "I can't remember the last time I had lobster." "Mabel put it in." "Mr Stokes, Mabel put it in." " Constable Wilson?" " Yes." " Mabel packed it." " Good." " Everything all right, Mrs Lipton?" " Oh, yes, my lord." "Quite all right." "You're doing a lot of walking about." "I wondered if you wanted to... (Whispers) ..go somewhere." "Oh, no thank you, my lord." "Oh, dear, I wish he hadn't said that." "Oh, how embarrassing." "What am I going to do?" "Oh dear, oh dear." " Constable Wilson?" " What's the matter now?" " Can you stop?" " What for?" " I want to go somewhere." " We are going somewhere." "I mean go somewhere." "But you can't go somewhere here." "There's nowhere to go." " Oh, no." " It'll have to be the bushes." "I'll stop by some bushes." "When you do stop, can you say that it's you who wants to go somewhere?" "I don't want to say it's me that wants to go somewhere." "It's too embarrassing." "And when you go somewhere, I'll go somewhere." "Somewhere else." "I'll go this way, you go that way." "Ivy, that dress!" "You look absolutely spiffing!" " You what?" " Spiffing!" "Oh, thank you." "Daddy, this is ridiculous." "We're sitting on one side and the servants on the other." "It's supposed to be a family picnic." "We should mix." "Yes, of course." "Teddy, we're going to mix." " We're going to sit with the servants." " What a good idea." "Glad to hear it." " Not you." " What?" "You stay with Madge." " I want to sit with Ivy." " Well, you can't." "I do like your hat." "Didn't we meet last year at Ascot?" "No, I don't think so." "Oh." "Was it the royal garden party?" "No, it wouldn't be the royal garden party." "Really?" "I know I've seen you somewhere." "I expect you was looking out of the window when I was emptying the dustbin." "Everybody, back on the charabanc, and this time the family will sit with the servants." "Not you, Teddy." " I bags you, James." " Yes, Miss Poppy." " Can I sit with you, Miss Cissy?" " Of course, Ivy." "You can tell me what they do at the birth control place." "Well, isn't this nice?" "Very nice, my lord." "Have you made any good stews lately?" "(Dialogue covered by soundtrack music)" "Oh, my Tarzan." "Will you be...swinging through the trees when we get to the woods?" "Fighting crocodiles in the swamps?" "No, I don't think so." "I've got a bit of a cold." "Who are you?" "I'm the one who drew the short straw." "A little more champagne, sir?" "Thank you, Selfridge." "That's better." "I can't stand warm champagne." " Staff enjoying themselves?" " Yes, sir." "They're very happy." " Enjoying yourselves?" " Yes, thank you, Sir Ralph." " Good health, then." " Good health, sir." "Ralph, what on earth's that thing?" "Good God." "It's a charabanc full of trippers." " They've stopped." " Don't they know it's private property?" " Selfridge, tell that lot to clear off." " Very good, sir." "Selfridge sucking peppermints." "Smells like it." "He stumbled as well." "I hope he's not up to his old tricks again." "This is private property!" "Clear off!" "Did you hear that?" "This chap's telling us to clear off." " lmpertinence." " Clear off or I shall call the police." "I am the police." "What's the trouble?" " Tell these people to clear off." " It's all right, my man." "We have permission to picnic here." "I shall inform my master." " Who is he?" " Sir Ralph Shawcross." "Sir Ralph?" "I say, do you hear that?" "Sir Ralph is here." "How extraordinary!" "Poppy, Cissy, Sir Ralph is here!" " What a coincidence!" " Don't tell me Lady Agatha's with him." " Yes, indeed, ma'am." " Hear that, Daddy?" "Lady Agatha's here." "How amazing." "It's a million-to-one chance, sir." " lsn't it, James?" " Yes, indeed." "Ralph, it's the Meldrums." "What?" "What's he doing here?" "He's brought his staff for a picnic." "It must be a million-to-one chance." "Excuse me, sir." "I thought you might be interested to know that the party consists of Lord Meldrum, his brother..." "I know." "Come out for a quiet picnic and that rabble arrives." "We'd better say hello to them." "lsn't this an extraordinary coincidence?" "Amazing." "Nice to see you, George." " Haven't seen much of you lately." " No." " Agatha, go back to the tent." " What?" "I want to have a word with Meldrum here." "Go on!" "Tent!" "Tent!" "Go on!" "I'm keeping a very close eye on her." "I'm getting a lot of strange telephone calls." " Really?" " Yes." "He keeps hanging up or saying he's from Swan and Edgars." "Marshall and Snellgroves." " Are you getting them as well?" " Oh, yes." "It's not her fault if the chaps go mad about her." "I can't stand it." "I do love her so." "I think you'd better go in the tent as well." "Dad, are we going to have one big picnic or two little picnics?" "They'll be here and we'll be over there." "I thought perhaps we'd be one big happy family like we were in the charabanc." "No, Ivy." "Being on a charabanc is one thing, but eating together is something altogether different." "We'll go and keep out of your way." "Come on Cissy and Madge." "Come on, Uncle Teddy." "Lady Mabel and I are going to take a wander as far as the lake." "Come along, Lady Mabel." "I'll have to go with her, Mrs Lipton." "You'll do no such thing." "There's work to do." "We have to humour Lady Lavender." "Go along, Mabel." "Right." "Plates, glasses, cutlery, food." "Let's get on with it." "Come on." "Give us a hand." "I'm sorry, I can't do any work when I'm wearing my uniform." "Oh, I see." "Couldn't you take it off?" "(Sighs) I couldn't eat another thing." "A little more cognac, sir?" "No, if I have any more I shall go to sleep all afternoon." "Well, why shouldn't you, darling?" "All right, then." "Just a small one." "Selfridge could put one of the deckchairs into the tent out of the sun." "Excellent meal, Mrs Lipton." "(Slurring) Oh, thank you, your lordship." " I can't get up." " Don't get up." "I hope we don't have to carry her home." "I hope I don't have to carry you home." "Go easy on that champagne." "We're not supposed to be drinking it." "Good health, my lord." " Did you enjoy your picnic, Ivy?" " I haven't had a bite yet." "All we've done is wait on them hand and foot." "Thank you, my man." "I'm sure Lady Mabel would like some chocolate." "(Giggles)" "I can't remember the last time what I had chocolate." "I know we've got to humour her but just watch it, Mabel." "Psst!" "You hissed, m'lord?" " Give this note to Lady Agatha." " Very good, m'lord." "Don't let Sir Ralph see it." "Here is half a crown." "Thank you, m'lord." "M'lady, I've brought you a message from the bushes." "Thank you, m'lady." "(Whistles)" "Lovely lunch." "There wasn't much left by the time I got there." "Look, there's James and Miss Poppy." " Are you jealous, Ivy?" " Course I'm jealous." "I wish I was tall and well built and good-looking." "Just like him." "You're all right as you are, Henry." "I wouldn't have you any different." "Wouldn't you, Ivy?" "Thanks." "I'm gonna go and throw stones in the water." "Do you wanna go and throw stones in the water?" "I don't think so." "Not just now thanks, Henry." "I'll see you later, then." "(Man) Ivy!" "Ivy!" " Is that you, Mr Teddy?" " Don't turn round." " I'm behind the tree." " What are you doing there?" " Nothing." " Oh." "Ivy, it's come back." "And it's much bigger than it was last time." " What is?" " My feeling for you." "Ivy, when I saw you today in that dress, it all came back." "I thought it had gone away, but I was wrong." "Mr Teddy, what will Miss Cartwright say?" " I don't care!" " But you're getting married on the 7th!" "Let's run away to Australia!" "You keep running away with people!" "What about Rose?" "You ran away with her to Gretna Green." "We only got as far as Watford." "Tarzan!" "Tarzan, where are you?" " Ivy, have you seen Mr Teddy?" " No." "But I've got a feeling he's not very far away." "Tarzan!" "Tarzan!" "Tarzan!" " Let's sit down over here." " Yes, Miss." " You look all done up." " Well, it is rather a warm day, Miss." " Take off your coat." " Very well." "And get that starched collar off too." "I hardly like to, Miss." "Go on." "We're having a picnic." "We'll have that waistcoat unbuttoned, too." "And the shirt." "Please, Miss Poppy!" "Someone will see!" "(Snores loudly)" " Does she always snore like that?" " How should I know?" "I was getting on well with her until you came along." " Oh, yeah?" " (Snoring continues)" "Mind you, that snoring could get on your nerves." " Did it ever get on your nerves?" " I never stopped to find out." "No, of course not." "You wouldn't." "(Snores)" "There must be a cure for that." "They say they stop if you blow in their ear." "Try it." "It worked." " Can I sit with you, Miss Cissy?" " Of course, Ivy." " Are you all right, Ivy?" " Yes." "Mr Teddy's been saying things to me from behind a tree." " What sort of things?" " I'm not sure." "Ever since we had that talk on the bus, I've become rather confused." "I think Uncle Teddy's confused." "Does he know all about what you told me?" "Ooh, yes, I think so." "It's just that he's a bit vague." "Poor Mr Teddy." "Do you think it was that bang on the head he got during the war?" "Hm, possibly." "On the other hand, he could just like chasing servant girls." "Flipping heck." " Had we better wake him up?" " I suppose so." "Selfridge, tell Sir Ralph tea is ready." "Very well, m'lady." "Excuse me, sir." "Tea is prepared." " What's the time?" " Gone past four." "Good God." "I've been asleep for two hours." "Come along, darling." "You gave me too much brandy, Agatha." "I wanted you to have a nice long sleep." "It does you good." "Oh, darling girl." "She thinks of me all the time, you know." "I must apologise for leaving you alone, Meldrum." "Oh, not at all." "Thank you for entertaining Agatha." "Oh, it's the least I can do." "Well, I must say." "I feel wonderful." " How do you feel, Agatha?" " Simply marvellous." "Must be the fresh air." "Meldrum, you've got all grass bits on your back." " Where have you been?" " Mind your own business." "Your tie's crooked and you've got a spare button at the top of your shirt." "To my trained eye, something tells me that you've got dressed in a hurry, without the aid of a mirror." "All right." "I was with Miss Poppy." "I can't go on like this." "I'm not made of wood." "I reckon if you were, Miss Poppy would have splinters." " I shall have to leave." " That'll not do any good." "Lady Agatha wants you, Miss Poppy wants you." "Let's face it." "You arouse the lust in aristocratic ladies." " Do I really?" " Yes, you do." "Madge Cartwright was ogling you." " She wasn't!" " She was!" "Why is it, do you think?" "Is it my good looks?" "My height?" "Perhaps it's the way I'm built or how I hold myself." "Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!" "(All) * Glory, glory, hallelujah" "* Glory, glory, hallelujah" "* Glory, glory, hallelujah" "* And the smoke goes up the chimney just the same" "* And you push the damper in and you pull the damper out" "* And the smoke goes up the chimney..." "Push the damper in and pull the damper out?" "Pour Tarzan fell out of the tree." "* ..the smoke goes up the chimney just the same" "* Glory, glory, hallelujah" "* Glory, glory, hallelujah" "* Glory, glory, hallelujah" "* And the smoke goes up the chimney just the same" "* Bravo, bravissimo" "* Bravo, bravissimo, bravo, bravissimo" "* Jolly well done *" "(All) Hooray!" "(* Harmonica plays introduction)" "* Way down upon the Swanee River" "* Far, far away" "* That's where my heart is yearning ever" "* Home where the old folks stay... * lsn't this wonderful?" "I must just say a few words." " Must you?" " I'm moved, Teddy." "Most moved." "What a wonderful moment this is." "Here we all are following a great British tradition, just like Baden-Powell and all his boy scouts." "(Whistles)" "Britons sitting round a campfire singing British songs." "About an American river." "Just think." "Little groups like this will be doing it all over the Empire." "They'll be doing it in the jungle." "They'll be doing it in the desert." "And they'll be doing it up the Khyber Pass." "All classes together, united as one happy family, having a jolly good time." "lsn't it lovely?" "It's so moving!" "Oh, it makes you ever so proud." "Yes, it does, Ivy." "Proud to be part of the British Empire, on which the sun never sets." "Just listen to him." "One happy family?" "All we've done is wait on them hand and foot all day long." "All this money and all these people just so he can spend two hours in the woods with Lady Agatha." "Makes us proud of the fact that we are all British through and through." "Hear, hear." "You're a true British gentleman, sir." " Three cheers for Lord Meldrum." "Hip hip!" " Hooray!" " Hip hip!" " Hooray!" " Hip hip!" " Hooray!" "Thank you." "The King." "* God save our gracious King" "* Long live our noble King" "* God save our King" "* Da-da-da-da" "* Send him victorious" "* Happy and glorious" "* Long to reign over us" "* God save the King *" "Ripped by malgabo Sync by sutyiboy" "* From Mayfair to Park Lane" "* You will hear the same refrain" "* In every house again, again" "You rang, m'lord?" "* Stepping out on the town" "* The social whirl goes round and round" "* The rich are up, the poor are down" "You rang, m'lord?" "* The bunny hug at The Shim-Sham Club" "* The Charleston at The Ritz" "* And at the Troc, do the turkey trot" "* They give Aunt Maud a thousand fits" "* Talking flicks are here today" "* And Lindbergh's from the USA" "* Poor Valentino's passed away... *" "How sad, m'lord."