"Skips:" "THE SCORE IS 28-28." "NEXT TOUCHDOWN WINS." "BUT WHO'S GONNA TAKE IT HOME " "THE TAME GAMERS..." "OR THE DISASTER BOYS?" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "OH, GOODNESS!" "IT'S STORMING!" "WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT." "LET'S GO INSIDE." "OH, SO I GUESS YOU FORFEIT?" "AND RISK BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?" "YES, WE FORFEIT." "OH, COME ON!" "PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING." "THAT'S JUST AN OLD WIVES' TALE." "YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH." "WE GOT A BUNCH OF OLD WIVES OVER HERE. [ CHUCKLES ]" "OH, IT'S ON." "HUT, HUT!" "HIKE!" "HUNH!" "I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "[ GRUNTS, CHUCKLES ]" "[ ALL GASP ]" "I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "YES!" "HUNH!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "Both:" "YES!" "WHOO WHOO!" "HOO!" "HOO!" "HOO!" "HOO!" "WHOO!" "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO MESS AROUND IN THE RAIN?" "MY MOM!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "[ MONITOR BEEPING ] Doctor:" "LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE COMING OUT OF IT." "WHERE..." "AM I?" "DON'T WORRY." "YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL." "YOU'RE PERFECTLY SAFE " "ASSUMING YOU HAVE INSURANCE." "NOW, YOU'VE SUFFERED A SERIOUS SHOCK," "SO WE NEED TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "MITCH SORENSTEIN." "WHERE DO YOU LIVE?" "IN A TRAILER WITH MY WIFE, STARLA." "GOOD." "AND YOUR OCCUPATION?" "I WORK AT THE PARK." "I'M A GROUNDSKEEPER." "MM. LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL." "I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, DOC." "WHO'S THIS GUY?" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ ALL GASP ]" "HI." "I'M HI FIVE GHOST." "I ACTUALLY WORK AT THE PARK, TOO." "I'M SURPRISED WE NEVER RAN INTO EACH OTHER." "WHOA!" "YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T REMEMBER EACH OTHER?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MORDECAI?" "WHY SHOULD WE?" "YEAH." "I MEAN, HOW CAN I REMEMBER SOMEONE I JUST MET?" "HOW BAD IS IT, DOCTOR?" "THEY'RE SUFFERING FROM A VERY SPECIFIC FORM OF AMNESIA " "ONE THAT ONLY TARGETS THE MEMORIES OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP." "WE'RE FRIENDS?" "HUH." "HUH." "IS IT TREATABLE?" "IT'S MY MEDICAL OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOME" "AND TRY YOUR BEST TO HELP JOG THEIR MEMORIES." "Hi Five:" "SO, YOU'RE SAYING WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?" "YEAH, EVER SINCE YOU ALMOST DIED IN THE CRASH PIT." "HUH." "I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE IT." "NO OFFENSE." "NONE TAKEN." "I FEEL LIKE I REMEMBER CRASHING CARS" "IN THE CRASH PIT..." "BUT NOT THIS GUY." "HMM." "SAME." "YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING?" "ANY CONNECTION AT ALL?" "HMMMMM." "HMMMMM." "NOPE." "OH, COME ON." "YOU KNOW HOW RIGBY AND I HAVE ALL OUR THINGS LIKE..." "Both:" "WHOAAA!" "HMM." "HMM." "HMM." "HMM." "HUMMUS!" "HUNH!" "AND YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR THINGS, LIKE TAKING OFF YOUR..." "SHOES?" "TAKE OFF MY SHOES?" "I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT, BRO." "HOW ABOUT DOING HIGH..." "EATING CHICKEN WI...?" "HMMMMM." "HMMMMM." "NOT REALLY RINGING A BELL." "SORRY." "OKAY, FINE." "WE'LL SHOW YOU." "OKAY!" "YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT!" "NOW SPIN YOUR SHIRT!" "[ GRUNTS NERVOUSLY ]" "NO!" "LIKE TAKE IT OFF, OVER YOUR HEAD!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "WHOOO!" "WHOOOO!" "WHOOOO!" "ARE YOU GUYS SURE THIS IS OKAY?" "WE'RE REALLY DOING SOME DAMAGE TO THE LAWN OUT HERE." "[ MUSCLE MAN CHEWING ]" "OH, YEAH." "YEAH, THIS IS GREAT." "NICE." "HOW 'BOUT YOU, FIVES?" "YOU FEELING IT?" "I GUESS IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME." "NO OFFENSE." "NONE TAKEN." "[ CHOMPS ] MMM." "HMMMM." "HMMMM." "MAN, WHAT AN AWESOME DAY." "THIS GUY MUST BE THE GREATEST FRIEND." "HOW 'BOUT WE TRY SOME OF YOUR STUFF, FIVES " "SOME OF WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO?" "OKAY, COOL." "YOU MEAN, LIKE, GOING TO THE RECORD STORE" "OR HANGING WITH CELIA" "OR TAKING MY ESPERANTO CLASS?" "UHH..." "WELL, ACTUALLY..." "YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT WITH MUSCLE MAN, SO..." "OHH." "HEY, WE MADE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP." "A FILM!" "A FIL-- WELL, A VIDEO." "WE MADE A VIDEO OF YOU GUYS TOGETHER." "WE WENT INTO THE ARCHIVES" "AND PUT TOGETHER THIS FILM AS BEST WE COULD." "VIDEO." "IT'S REALLY MORE OF A " "[ STATIC ] OH." "IT'S STARTING." "ASMYBESTMAN , IT'SYOURJOB" "TO FEED ME FRIED FOOD TILLI PASSOUT!" "[LAUGHS] YOUGOTIT !" "[GULPING]" "HEH HEH." "NICE." "HMM." "AHH" "AHH" "[BOTHLAUGH]" "AW, YEAH." "NOW, THAT IS FUNNY." "HMM." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "FIVES,I PUTON  TOO MUCH TANNING OIL," "AND NOW I CAN'T GET UP!" "DON'TWORRY!" "I'LLHELP!" "[BOTHGRUNTING]" "UGH!" "[SPLAT!" "]" "OOOOOF!" "UGHHHH!" "WOW!" "WHAT WONDERFUL MEMORIES!" "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "I, UH..." "I THINK I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT," "IF THAT'S OKAY." "THANKS." "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "MAN, AFTER WATCHING THAT," "IWOULDN'T EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH ME." "I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, BROS." "AM I NOT COOL?" "WELL..." "IT NEVER REALLY MATTERED." "HI FIVE WAS THERE, SO YOU WERE ALWAYS COOL TO SOMEONE." "BRUTAL." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ WHIMPERS, CLEARS THROAT ]" "WITHOUT HIM, I'M JUST A LOSER." "I GOT TO START TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY." "I CAN'T LET THIS SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS." "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "HMM." "[ KEYBOARD PLAYS ]" "♪ ANIMAL OL-- ♪" "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "♪ ANIMAL OLIVES WERE PACKED IN A JAR ♪" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "HEY, BRO." "COOL SONG." "MUSCLE MAN'S AT THE DOOR." "[ SIGHS ]" "YES?" "BRO, I KNOW I DON'T SEEM VERY COOL," "BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS," "AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT." "THERE'S ONE THING TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIP" "WE HAVEN'T TRIED YET." "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "LISTEN, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY," "AND I REALLY NEED TO RECHARGE RIGHT NOW." "PLEASE." "THIS IS THE LAST THING." "JUST SLAP ME SOME SKIN." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "MM." "COME ON!" "DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, BRO!" "[ SIGHS ]" "IF IT'S THE LAST THING." "[ INHALES DEEPLY ]" "HUNH!" "HUNH!" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "[ MONITOR BEEPING ]" "HOSPITAL AGAIN!" "SO, TELL ME, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER EACH OTHER YET?" "NO." "NO." "BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP." "WE GOT TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES." "I DON'T KNOW, MITCH." "MAYBE THIS IS ALL A SIGN" "THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP ISN'T MEANT TO BE." "DON'T SAY THAT, BRO!" "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU CAN'T LEAVE!" "ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING ON A ROAD TRIP." "I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT " "LIKE, WHAT IS A FRIEND, REALLY?" "WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?" "ARE WE ALL ALONE ON THIS BIG, BLUE PEBBLE?" "WAIT!" "PLEASE " " WAIT." "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A LOT TO THINK ABOUT?" "WHO?" "MY MOM!" "HMM." "I DON'T REALLY GET IT." "[ CRYING ]" "MITCH?" "[ DOOR SLAMS ]" "[ CRYING CONTINUES ]" "MITCH!" "FUN BUN?" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO BE MY FRIEND?" "[ CRYING ]" "[ GASPS ]" "STARLA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAPE OUR SHOWS TONIGHT," "'CAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND." "MWAH!" "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]" "[ DOORBELL BUZZES ]" "YOU JUST MISSED HIM." "HE WENT TO THE BUS STATION." "IF YOU CAME TO CHANGE MY MIND, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME." "NO, BRO." "I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A RIDE TO THE BUS STATION." "REALLY?" "REALLY." "IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO." "WELL..." "OKAY." "YEAH." "THANK YOU." "[MID-TEMPOMUSICPLAYING]" "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "UH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC," "YOU CAN CHANGE IT, OR WHATEVER." "OH, NO." "IT'S OKAY." "WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY STOP'S COMING UP." "OH." "UH, I THINK YOU JUST PASSED THE BUS STATION." "WELL, THAT'S OKAY." "I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE A LEGAL U-TURN AT THE NEXT LIGHT." "[ ENGINE REVS ]" "HEY!" "I'M JAYWALKING HERE!" "OH, NO." "OH, NO!" "WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE BUS STOP?" "!" "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?" "!" "I FIGURED IT OUT, BRO." "IT ALL CAME TOGETHER IN HERE." "THEY TOLD US ABOUT THE CRASH PIT." "THEY SAID THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTED." "AND NOW THAT'S WHERE THIS ENDS." "YOU'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS, MAN!" "[ GASPING ]" "YOU'LL SEE." "[ GRUNTS ]" "[ TIRES SQUEAL ] AAH!" "DO YOU TRUST ME, BRO?" "NO!" "NO, I DON'T!" "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" "THIS IS CRAZY!" "PLEASE STOP!" "AAAAAAAAH!" "[ BACH'S "JESU, JOY OF MAN'S DESIRING" PLAYS ]" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "[ SLOW, DISTORTED LAUGHTER ]" "Both:" "I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!" "TOO BAD WE'RE GONNA DIE." "NOT ON MY WATCH." "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHOA." "THANKS FOR NOT GIVING UP ON OUR FRIENDSHIP, MUSCLE MAN." "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOESN'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDSHIP?" "MY MOM!" "[ BOTH LAUGHING ]"