"ADULT ELLIOTT:" "Montana." "They call it the Treasure State or Big Sky Country." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "Montana." "For most kids, it was a magnificent wonderland of adventure." "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories told by my tag-along little brother." "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "Did you know Froggy Doo has 14 diplomas?" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "How come you don't have any, Elliott?" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "It's sad that you don't have any." "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "Did you know Happy Herb can't swim?" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "Did you know every day's a birthday on The Froggy Doo Show?" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "I'm going to be on The Froggy Doo Show for my birthday!" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "Did you know Froggy Doo is the smartest one in town?" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "(CHUCKLING)" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "Did you know Froggy Doo likes horses?" "But for me, it was 94 million acres of endless Froggy Doo stories" "He's my best friend." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "Our town of Peaks View was a sleepy little hamlet, tucked far away from the changes" "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "Our town of Peaks View was a sleepy little hamlet, rocking the rest of the world." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "Our town of Peaks View was a sleepy little hamlet," "Nothing much ever happened there, and that's just the way folks liked it." "Nothing much ever happened there," "We did have one claim to fame, though." "Actually, make that two." "We did have one claim to fame, though." "Happy Herb and Froggy Doo." "They were the biggest stars in Montana," "Happy Herb and Froggy Doo." "With the number-one kids' show for 22 years running." "Happy Herb and Froggy Doo." "My family lived on the outskirts of town, in the house our mom grew up in." "My family lived on the outskirts of town," "Dad had been a state-wide boxing champ with a shot at the Olympics." "Dad had been a state-wide boxing" "Just like old times, Cookie!" "Dad had been a state-wide boxing" "And even though those days were long gone..." "Dad had been a state-wide boxing" "Yep!" "Just like old times, Mick." "Dad had been a state-wide boxing his friends still treated him like a hero." "Dad had been a state-wide boxing" "And no place more so than at the local bar." "Line 'em up, baby!" "Everybody's drinking, everybody's drinking tonight." "And no place more so than at the local bar." "My mom, like most women back then, was realizing that the era of June Cleaver was over." "My mom, like most women back then," "Mick, get up!" "You're going to be late!" "My mom, like most women back then," ""Mick, you're going to be late."" "My mom, like most women back then," "MICK:" "Morning." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "To say Rocky had a one-track mind would be somewhat of an understatement." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "To say Rocky had a one-track mind" "He was Froggy Doo's biggest fan." "Of course, I had my obsessions, too." "So the only way I could keep my photos safe and my side of the room Froggy-free" "So the only way I could keep my photos safe was to put down a dividing black line" "So the only way I could keep my photos safe which Rocky was forbidden to cross." "So the only way I could keep my photos safe" "Froggy, do you think she came?" "Look!" "She did!" "Rocky and I were as different as brothers could be." "He believed in everything, and me..." "Rocky and I were as different as brothers could be." "Well, I didn't believe in much of anything." "Rocky and I were as different as brothers could be." "Elliott, look, the tooth fairy came!" "Rocky and I were as different as brothers could be." "There's no such thing, stupid." "Rocky and I were as different as brothers could be." "Now get off my side." "Rocky and I were as different as brothers could be." "Is so." "(SIGHS)" "Is so." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "The tooth fairy and a little green frog." "Is so." "Let's go." "Is so." "I should've known that that summer" "Is so." "Was going to turn out unlike any other." "Is so." "♪ Why do you build me up, build me up" "Is so." "♪ Buttercup, baby" "Is so." "♪ Just to let me down, let me down" "Is so." "♪ And mess me around" "Is so." "♪ And then worst of all, worst of all" "Is so." "♪ You never call, baby" "Is so." "♪ When you say you will, say you will" "Is so." "Are you going to just sit there all day?" "Is so." "Watch this, Smelliott." "Is so." "His name is Elliott, not Smelliott!" "Is so." "Hey!" "Are you up next?" "Oh!" "That's okay, you can go." "Oh!" "Why don't we jump together?" "It'll be fun." "Oh!" "Come on." "Okay." "Come on." "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ It's not you, you let me down again" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ Hey, hey, hey" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ Baby, baby, try to find" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ Hey, hey, hey" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ A little time and I'll make you mine" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ Hey, hey, hey" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ I'll be home" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "♪ I'll be beside the phone waiting for you ♪" "♪ I run to the door, I can't take any more" "GIRL:" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "GIRL:" "Are you okay?" "Okay." "GIRL:" "Are you okay?" "Crud." "Are you ready?" "On three, we jump." "One, two, three." "Jump!" "One, two, three." "(KIDS LAUGHING)" "Come on, chicken, jump." "(KIDS LAUGHING)" "(BILLY IMITATING CLUCKING)" "(KIDS LAUGHING)" "My brother's not a chicken!" "Well, he sure looks like one to me." "My brother's not a chicken!" "Come on!" "(ROCKY HUMMING)" "Elliott!" "Elliott!" "Elliott!" "What?" "There's a spaceship in Hip's field." "What?" "Oh!" "And I suppose Froggy Doo's the pilot?" "What?" "No, it's a stupid girl!" "What?" "These aren't working." "(GROANS)" "I want your periscope!" "Get down." "I want your periscope!" "Hi!" "Idiot." "Wait for me!" "Sport, stay." ""Sport, stay."" "Sport, stay." "Are you sure you're old enough to smoke?" "Uh-huh." "Are you sure you're old enough to smoke?" "All right then." "Thank you, Mr. Spreen." "You're welcome." "Thank you, Mr. Spreen." "(CLANKING)" "Thank you, Mr. Spreen." "Elliott, you're a smart kid." "How'd you like to come work at the store?" "Elliott, you're a smart kid." "You couldn't do any worse than my nitwit nephew." "Elliott, you're a smart kid." "Hi, Wally." "Elliott, you're a smart kid." "Hey, Elliott." "Elliott, you're a smart kid." "Thanks, Mr. Spreen, but we gotta go." "Elliott, you're a smart kid." "Hey, Martie." "ROCKY:" "Hey, Martie." "Hi, boys." "Hey, Martie." "ROCKY:" "Hey, Martie." "Hey, how you cats doing?" "Hey, Martie." "ROCKY:" "Hey, Martie." "We're cool." "Hey, Martie." "ROCKY:" "Hey, Martie." "Yeah, we're cool." "Hey, Martie." "ROCKY:" "Hey, Martie." "My photos in yet?" "Yeah." "My photos in yet?" "But you must've left the lens cap on or something, because they're all black." "But you must've left the lens cap on or something," "What?" "But you must've left the lens cap on or something," "Got you." "But you must've left the lens cap on or something," "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera, it's never gonna work again." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "Cha-ching!" "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "You're the expert." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "I guess that makes us even." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "Come on, we gotta go!" "It's almost 3:00!" "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "Okay." "See you later, Orin." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "Good to see you guys." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "See you, Orin." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "(TOLLING)" "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "MAN:" "Come on, Andy, you're gonna miss Froggy Doo." "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "(KIDS CLAMORING)" "Elliott, don't even bother with that camera," "(DOOR OPENS)" "TV ANNOUNCER:" "That's right, kids." "Hurry up, grab a seat," "(DOOR OPENS) grab your favorite snack from Spreen's" "(DOOR OPENS) because it's time for The Froggy Doo Show." "(DOOR OPENS)" "And here's Happy Herb!" "(KIDS EXCLAIMING)" "And here's Happy Herb!" "Hi, boys and girls!" "ALL:" "Hi, Happy Herb!" "Hi, boys and girls!" "Hi, everybody at home." "How are you?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "Well, welcome to The Froggy Doo Show and the Magic Castle." "Hi, boys and girls!" "We are so happy that you're here." "Hi, boys and girls!" "So let me ask you a question." "GIRL:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Hi, honey bunny." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Let me ask you a question." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Has anybody seen His Greenness?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "Hey, look behind you, Wiz." "Hi, boys and girls!" "(KIDS LAUGHING)" "Hi, boys and girls!" "Trying to sneak up on me." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Hiya, kids, hiya, hiya, hiya." "Hi, boys and girls!" "I'm so happy you're here." "Hi, boys and girls!" "ALL:" "Hiya, Froggy Doo." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Hiya, Froggy Doo." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Hi, Froggy, I've been looking all over for you." "Hi, boys and girls!" "What are you thinking of doing today?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "I was thinking of taking a walk down by the river." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Well, you know what?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "That sounds like a lot of fun." "Hi, boys and girls!" "I just want you to be very careful." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Do you remember the safety tip I gave you yesterday?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "The safety tip." "Of course I remember, of course, yup, yup, yup." "Hi, boys and girls!" "Oh, my goodness, what was that safety tip?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "Are you telling me that you don't remember" "Hi, boys and girls!" "The safety tip, Froggy?" "Hi, boys and girls!" "That would be a big fat no." "Hi, boys and girls!" "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip because I wanted to protect you, and I really like you." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "I like you, too." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "Thank you, Froggy." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "But then again, I like liver." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "With onions, huh?" "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "No, onions give me gas." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "You can't talk about that on television." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "Are you pulling my leg?" "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "I would never do that to you." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "No, I mean really, pull my leg." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "(FARTING)" "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "Must have been the onions." "HAPPY HERB:" "I gave you that safety tip" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "Sorry." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "Okay, can we get back to the tip, please?" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "You know what, kids?" "I think we're going to have to help the frog." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "There's a witch in the river!" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "KIDS:" "There's a witch in the river!" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "That's right, and her name is Undertow." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "And she's going to pull you to the bottom." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "Okay, I got it." "See you, Wiz." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "The name is Wizard." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "Goodbye, Wizard." "KIDS:" "Ew!" "(KIDS LAUGHING)" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "What am I going to do with that frog?" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "TV ANNOUNCER:" "And now, boys and girls, it's "Storytime with the Genie."" "KIDS:" "Ew!" "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Hi, Genie, you're very beautiful." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Well, thank you, Froggy." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Would you read me a story?" "Well, hiya, Froggy." "But you always interrupt me." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Oh, no, I'll be very, very quiet." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "I'll put a tickle lock on my mouth." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Well, all right then, your wish is my command." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Thank you." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "Okay, so this one's called Humpty Dumpty..." "Well, hiya, Froggy." "You read that so well." "Well, hiya, Froggy." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Slipped on a banana peel!" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Yeah, all the way down the hill, into Jack and Jill." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "GENIE:" "No, Froggy Doo." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "FROGGY DOO:" "Yes, okay, okay." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "All the way down to China." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "GENIE:" "No, Froggy." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Humpty Dumpty..." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "KIDS:" "Had a great fall!" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "That's right, boys and girls." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "That's what happened." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "You know, honestly, I don't think I've ever finished" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "a story with you around." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "FROGGY DOO:" "How am I doing now?" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "GENIE:" "Not well." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "KIDS:" "Where are you going, Froggy Doo?" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "To Spreen's Mercantile, where everybody goes." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "That reminds me, kids." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "We're gonna be appearing this Sunday..." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "At Sacajawea Park." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "What the Genie said." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "With a lot of fun, a lot of magic," ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "and if Froggy Doo is a good boy," ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "he's gonna come along with us." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "So bring your moms, bring your dads, and we'll see you then." "Bye!" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "I promise to be good, my fingers are crossed." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Uh-huh." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "ALL:" "Bye, Froggy Doo!" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Mom, please, can we go?" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Mom, please, can we go?" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "You're going in eight days, on your birthday." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "I want to see Froggy Doo Sunday." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Fine, I'm sure your brother would love to take you." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Mom!" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "I took you when you turned five." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)" ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty..."" "Daddy's home!" "Daddy!" "Give me a hug." "Big hug!" "Squeeze." "Daddy's home!" "Daddy!" "Hiya, Dad." "Daddy's home!" "Daddy!" "How you doing?" "Hey, Son." "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "Come and take a look, I've got dog doo all over my boot." "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "Dog doo, I'm not dog doo." "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "You're early." "Old Faithful's burn down?" "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "Hey, Dad, tomorrow do you want to watch Froggy Doo with us?" "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "Watch doggy doo?" "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "Not doggy doo." "Froggy Doo." "Hey, Mama, you need to do a better job cleaning up after Sport." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Don't get him wound up, Mick." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Hey, champ, come on, baby, show me what you got." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Stick and jab, stick and jab." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Nice." "Combination." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "To the body, to the body." "Hey, Dad." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "These are the photos I took last week." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "MICK:" "Show me what you got." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Come on, stick and jab." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Dropping your left, keep that left up." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "That was always Liston's problem." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Dad, you like them?" "Come on." "Froggy Doo-Doo?" "Nice shot of your mother's tail." "Mick." "Nice shot of your mother's tail." "Mom doesn't have a tail." "Nice shot of your mother's tail." "Speaking of gorgeous wife, what, do you have a hot date?" "Nice shot of your mother's tail." "Girl's germs!" "Yuck!" "Girl's germs, that's right, give me that!" "I need a cootie shot." "Save me, Rocky." "Girl's germs, that's right, give me that!" "Cootie shot, cootie shot." "Girl's germs, that's right, give me that!" "You want to talk about it?" "You know, you should take better care of these." "I was about your age when your grandpa took this one of me." "You have his eye." "Elliott, come on." "We're going to be late." "Look, I even combed my hair." "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "Look, I even combed my hair." "WALLY:" "You guys cannot be back here." "Just go outside and have fun or something." "WALLY:" "You guys cannot be back here." "Can you just watch the door, please?" "WALLY:" "You guys cannot be back here." "Mr. Spreen, Wally." "Picture for the paper?" "CROWD:" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Hey, little guy, I'm gonna see you in a few minutes." "CROWD:" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Kids are going nuts." "CROWD:" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Uncle Dick says get out there now." "CROWD:" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "You tell Uncle Dick I'm ready." "CROWD:" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Froggy Doo!" "Go do your warm-up, Herb." "I'll be ready in a minute." "Go do your warm-up, Herb." "All right." "To September honeymoons." "Go do your warm-up, Herb." "Break a frog leg." "Yes indeed." "To bring you Happy Herb and Froggy Doo!" "Break a frog leg." "Yes indeed." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "Break a frog leg." "Yes indeed." "Yeah!" "How are you?" "I'm so happy to be here with you all!" "Oh, my goodness, what a beautiful crowd!" "I'm so happy to be here with you all!" "You know what I thought?" "I'm so happy to be here with you all!" "Since we're in the park, shouldn't we plant one more flower?" "I'm so happy to be here with you all!" "Don't you think?" "I'm so happy to be here with you all!" "All right now, pay attention." "BOY:" "Okay." "All right now, pay attention." "HAPPY HERB:" "Count to three." "All right now, pay attention." "CROWD:" "One, two, three!" "All right now, pay attention." "(CROWD APPLAUDING)" "All right now, pay attention." "After all these years, they still can't get enough of him." "(BLOWING NOSE)" "After all these years, they still can't get enough of him." "You're suppose to take pictures of Happy Herb." "Knock it off, stupid." "You're suppose to take pictures of Happy Herb." "You're stupid." "You're suppose to take pictures of Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Genie of the Pumpkin Patch, are you there?" "You're suppose to take pictures of Happy Herb." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "You're suppose to take pictures of Happy Herb." "Hello, boys and girls." "HAPPY HERB:" "How are you on this fine day?" "Hello, boys and girls." "GENIE:" "I'm wonderful." "Hello, boys and girls." "Yes, isn't it wonderful to be here at Sack-a-Potatoes Park?" "Hello, boys and girls." "Can you help him out, boy and girls?" "Hello, boys and girls." "Where are we?" "Hello, boys and girls." "CROWD:" "Sacajawea!" "Hello, boys and girls." "HAPPY HERB:" "He's small." "He's green." "Hello, boys and girls." "What's his name?" "Hello, boys and girls." "CROWD:" "Froggy Doo!" "Hello, boys and girls." "GENIE:" "You know him, he's never on time." "Hello, boys and girls." "HAPPY HERB:" "He never is on time." "I'm telling Mom." "Hello, boys and girls." "Be right back." "Hello, boys and girls." "Okay, Froggy, you're..." "Hello, boys and girls." "This is finally my chance to finish a nursery rhyme" "Hello, boys and girls." "Without Froggy Doo interrupting." "Hello, boys and girls." "Now let's see, how about this one?" "Hello, boys and girls." "Okay, Froggy." "Hello, boys and girls." "Froggy?" "GENIE: "Jack Sprat could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean..."" "Froggy?" "HAPPY HERB:" "No!" "No!" "Froggy!" "Froggy?" "I'll be right back." "What's happening?" "I don't know." "What's happening?" "(VIV SCREAMS)" "What's happening?" "Oh, no!" "What's happening?" "Where's Froggy?" "CROWD:" "Froggy!" "Where's Froggy?" "I'm so sorry, children." "We're not going to be able to continue with our show." "CROWD:" "Why?" "We're not going to be able to continue with our show." "Someone's taken Froggy Doo." "What?" "Froggy?" "Someone's taken Froggy Doo." "Elliott, Elliott, Froggy, do something!" "Someone's taken Froggy Doo." "It's okay." "Someone's taken Froggy Doo." "CROWD:" "Where's Froggy?" "Froggy!" "CROWD:" "Where's Froggy?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It'll be all right." "It's okay." "It's okay." "MAN:" "Come on." "(CRYING)" "Froggy." "(CRYING)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Anyone with information concerning the whereabouts" "(SIREN WAILING) of the stolen Froggy Doo puppet," "(SIREN WAILING) please contact your local police station." "(SIREN WAILING)" "MAN:" "Check every bush." "(SIREN WAILING)" "Froggy Doo is green, so he's going to blend in real well." "(SIREN WAILING)" "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "What's with the roadblock?" "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "What's going on?" "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "All because of a puppet?" "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Anyone with information concerning Froggy Doo," "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Please contact your local police station." "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Calm down!" "Everybody, just calm down." "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Sheriff, we want results." "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Things like this aren't supposed to happen in our town." "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Darn it, Clovie, we ain't equipped to handle something this big." "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Sheriff!" "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "Sheriff!" "We've closed off all bridge access in and out of town." "(CLOCK TOLLING)" "Rocky!" "Binky and Buster are on." "Why don't you give them a try?" "Rocky!" "Binky and Buster are on." "I hate Binky and Buster!" "Rocky!" "Binky and Buster are on." "I want Froggy Doo!" "Elliott, why don't you take your brother on a bike ride?" "Great idea, Mom." "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance here in Peaks View yesterday afternoon." "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance" "Police have no suspects." "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance" "In a prepared statement," "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance rivals Binky and Buster expressed their shock and sadness" "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance at the apparent frog-napping and vow to work doubly hard" "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance to keep the children of Montana" "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance entertained during this time of crisis." "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance" "Jeez." "They act like it's the Lindbergh baby." "Superstar Froggy Doo was stolen during a live appearance" "The Hardy Boys." "I'm a Trixie Belden fan, myself." "The Hardy Boys." "Oh!" "Okay." "Well, nice talking to you." "Okay." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "Find who?" "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "Froggy Doo." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "It's just a stupid puppet." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "You're a stupid puppet." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "Shut up, tard-o." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "You're a tard-o." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "And I've just been informed the reward is now up to $700," "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "With new donations coming in from all across the state." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "$700." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "REPORTER:" "This report is coming to you from KULR Channel 8" "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "Here in Peaks View, Montana." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "Come on, Kurt." "You know what this town would do to me" "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "If I messed with Happy Herb's time slot." "Hey, Elliott." "I bet you can find him." "Mr. Bublin." "And what do you want?" "Mr. Bublin." "We're here to see Happy Herb." "Mr. Bublin." "He's not here." "Mr. Bublin." "See, I told you he lived in the pumpkin patch." "Mr. Bublin." "No, Herb lives in a house like everyone else." "Mr. Bublin." "But he wants to be left alone." "Mr. Bublin." "I'm sorry, who are you two again?" "Mr. Bublin." "My brother's a detective." "Mr. Bublin." "Sir, I'm compiling a list of suspects," "Mr. Bublin." "And if I could only talk to Happy Herb," "Mr. Bublin." "I might be able to solve the Froggy Doo mystery." "Mr. Bublin." "Well, he won't go back on the air until someone does." "Mr. Bublin." "But I think you kids should leave this to the professionals." "Mr. Bublin." "The police are on it." "Mr. Bublin." "Now why don't you go home and enjoy your summer vacation?" "Mr. Bublin." "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some soap to sell." "Mr. Bublin." "Come on, let's go." "(PUNCHING SOUNDS)" "Come on, let's go." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Right hook, left hook, combination." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "You hit hard, Dad, I bet you can beat up anybody." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Anybody but Liston." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "He hits harder than any man alive." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "That's what makes him so tough." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Hey there, champ." "What do you say" "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "You and me go a few rounds, huh?" "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Go get him, Son." "Come on." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "Come on, get him." "You can do it." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "No, I miss Froggy Doo." "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "How about you, Einstein?" "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "What do you say?" "ROCKY:" "Stick and jab." "Stick and jab." "I've got better things to do." "Hey, I thought I taught you to respect your elders." "Yes, sir." "Hey, I thought I taught you to respect your elders." "Yeah, that's right." "If I lipped off to my old man like that," "Hey, I thought I taught you to respect your elders." "He'd tell me to put on the gloves." "And if I didn't fight back, he'd tell me to put on the gloves." "Well, I got it worse than if I did." "He'd tell me to put on the gloves." "Well, I don't like boxing." "He'd tell me to put on the gloves." "Fighting doesn't solve anything." "He'd tell me to put on the gloves." "Hey, Mick." "MICK:" "Well, who we got here?" "The guy ain't been here five minutes and the cops are already messing with him." "The guy ain't been here five minutes" "DIRT PAT:" "I hate to break it to you, buddy, but I think that is your new neighbor." "DIRT PAT:" "I hate to break it to you, buddy," "Well, I gotta hit the road." "DIRT PAT:" "I hate to break it to you, buddy," "Me, too." "Thanks for the beers, Mick." "Not so fast." "Me, too." "Thanks for the beers, Mick." "How do?" "Deputy." "Jeez, Mick, what'd you do now?" "Deputy." "Honey, why don't you come over and meet our new neighbor?" "Deputy." "Wayne Dubois." "Pleasure, ma'am." "Deputy." "Sorry." "Howdy." "Well, hello." "Sorry." "This is my boy, Rocky." "Heya, Rocky." "How are you?" "This is my boy, Rocky." "ROCKY:" "I'm okay." "This is my boy, Rocky." "So, you're new in town?" "This is my boy, Rocky." "My little girl and I, yeah." "This is my boy, Rocky." "Hey, can I get you a lemonade, water?" "This is my boy, Rocky." "No, thanks." "This is my boy, Rocky." "How about a beer?" "This is my boy, Rocky." "No, thanks, I'm still on duty." "This is my boy, Rocky." "I just came by because I noticed we have kids the same age." "This is my boy, Rocky." "I know how important it is for kids to have friends," "This is my boy, Rocky." "And my Haley, she's a great girl." "This is my boy, Rocky." "She's funny, she's smart." "This is my boy, Rocky." "She..." "She's been having a tough time since her mom died." "This is my boy, Rocky." "Sorry about that." "Appreciate it." "Sorry about that." "Well, Rocky, why don't you invite her to your birthday party, huh?" "Sorry about that." "Girl's germs." "Yuck!" "Sorry about that." "Well..." "No good." "Sorry about that." "Listen, it was nice meeting you all." "Sorry about that." "You, too." "Sorry about that." "And you drop by any time, all right?" "Sorry about that." "Hey..." "Hey." "You're dropping your left." "That was always Liston's problem." "Hey..." "Hey." "You're dropping your left." "Is that right, huh?" "My, my, what a specimen." "Boys, why don't you go hose your mother off, huh?" "My, my, what a specimen." "Yeah, that man can have my girl's germs anytime." "My, my, what a specimen." "(IN THE SUMMERTIME PLAYING)" "My, my, what a specimen." "(SCREAMING)" "My, my, what a specimen." "ROCKY:" "Got you, Mom." "My, my, what a specimen." "I'm going to get you, you little monkey!" "My, my, what a specimen." "Hey!" "That's not fair!" "Elliott!" "♪ In the summertime when the weather is hot" "♪ You can stretch right up and touch the sky" "♪ In the summertime when the weather is hot" "♪ When the weather's fine" "♪ In the summertime when the weather is hot" "♪ You got women, you got women on your mind" "♪ In the summertime when the weather is hot" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "Help me, Rocky!" "Help me, Rocky!" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "♪ If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "♪ If her daddy's poor just do what you feel" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "♪ Speed along the lane" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "♪ Do a ton or a ton an' twenty-five" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "♪ When the sun goes down" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "♪ You can make it, make it good in a lay-by ♪" "♪ Have a drink, have a drive" "Now don't let me down, boy." "(BARKING)" "Hey there." "Hey there, boy." "Bad dog." "You know you're not supposed to leave the yard." "Hey there, boy." "Well, then maybe you shouldn't have thrown it so far." "Hey there, boy." "Here you go, boy." "Careful." "Sport don't like strangers." "Here you go, boy." "(WHIMPERING)" "I can see that." "(WHIMPERING)" "(WHISPERING) Traitor." "So, I hear your dad's a boxer?" "Used to be." "So, I hear your dad's a boxer?" "Your dad's a cop?" "So, I hear your dad's a boxer?" "Yeah, but he likes boxing." "So, I hear your dad's a boxer?" "That's good." "Mine hates cops." "So, I hear your dad's a boxer?" "Really, why?" "So, I hear your dad's a boxer?" "He's a rebel, I guess." "Okay." "Okay." "You didn't come all the way over here just to tell me that your dad hates cops, did you?" "You didn't come all the way over here" "I miss you, Froggy." "Where are you?" "Rocky, I got somebody to help us find Froggy Doo." "I miss you, Froggy." "Where are you?" "Really, who?" "I miss you, Froggy." "Where are you?" "Come on." "I miss you, Froggy." "Where are you?" "I hope it's not a girl." "I miss you, Froggy." "Where are you?" "I can't believe you asked a yucky girl." "Wow." "ROCKY:" "That's Happy Herb's and Froggy Doo's house." "Wow." "The Bestest house in town." "Wow." "Come on." "Wow." "(EXCLAIMS)" "Look." "Froggy's motorcycle!" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Yeah." "(EXCLAIMS)" "Sport, stay." "Hey, it's the Genie." "You look different." "Hi, I'm Elliott Plumm, this is my brother, Rocky, and Haley." "Hi." "Hi, I'm Elliott Plumm, this is my brother, Rocky, and Haley." "We need to talk to Happy Herb." "Hi, I'm Elliott Plumm, this is my brother, Rocky, and Haley." "I'm sorry, kids." "Herb's really not up to having any visitors." "Hi, I'm Elliott Plumm, this is my brother, Rocky, and Haley." "HAPPY HERB:" "Viv, who is it?" "Hi, I'm Elliott Plumm, this is my brother, Rocky, and Haley." "Just a few fans, Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Well, hon, just give me a minute, and I'll be right there." "Just a few fans, Herb." "Whoa!" "Just a few fans, Herb." "Shazzam, kids!" "Shazzam!" "Just a few fans, Herb." "Wow!" "Just a few fans, Herb." "Shazzam!" "Just a few fans, Herb." "You are..." "Don't tell me." "Just a few fans, Herb." "You are..." "Just a few fans, Herb." "Rocky." "Just a few fans, Herb." "You're exactly correct." "Just a few fans, Herb." "How did you know who you were, sir?" "Just a few fans, Herb." "Because my name is Rocky." "Just a few fans, Herb." "It's nice to see you, Rocky." "Just a few fans, Herb." "We're going to find Froggy Doo." "Just a few fans, Herb." "I hope you do." "Just a few fans, Herb." "Well, just so you know, I'm only in it for the reward." "Just a few fans, Herb." "I guess he must be too old for talking frogs and such." "Just a few fans, Herb." "Yeah." "Just a few fans, Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Not us." "We love Froggy Doo." "Just a few fans, Herb." "He's a good frog." "Just a few fans, Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Yeah, he is." "Just a few fans, Herb." "Lemonade?" "Thanks." "Just a few fans, Herb." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Thank you." "Happy Herb, why don't you just make another one?" "Another one?" "Happy Herb, why don't you just make another one?" "Anyone ever say to Geppetto," ""Hey, why don't you make another Pinocchio?"" "Anyone ever say to Geppetto," "No." "Anyone ever say to Geppetto," "It's all right, Herb." "Anyone ever say to Geppetto," "I'm sorry, it's just that Herb's very attached." "Well, we don't have children of our own." "I'm sorry, it's just that Herb's very attached." "So you kids and Froggy Doo are our children." "I'm sorry, it's just that Herb's very attached." "ROCKY:" "Oh." "I'm sorry, it's just that Herb's very attached." "Didn't know that." "I'm sorry, it's just that Herb's very attached." "Come here for a minute." "I'm sorry, it's just that Herb's very attached." "Now, Rocky, do you have a plan to find Froggy Doo?" "No, he does." "Now, Rocky, do you have a plan to find Froggy Doo?" "Well, this is where he sleeps." "Wow!" "Whoa!" "Wow!" "Whoa!" "But I thought he lived in the pumpkin patch." "No." "That's just on TV." "But I thought he lived in the pumpkin patch." "He lives here with me." "But I thought he lived in the pumpkin patch." "Oh." "But I thought he lived in the pumpkin patch." "HAPPY HERB:" "Yeah." "But I thought he lived in the pumpkin patch." "Is this what you're looking for?" "ELLIOTT:" "Perfect." "Ready, boy?" "ELLIOTT:" "Perfect." "Okay, boy." "Got it?" "Got it?" "ELLIOTT:" "Perfect." "ROCKY:" "Sport's got a good sniffle." "ELLIOTT:" "Perfect." "Get him." "Go get him." "ELLIOTT:" "Perfect." "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Come on, we're going to find Froggy Doo!" "Yeah, let's go!" "Come on, we're going to find Froggy Doo!" "KIDS:" "Froggy Doo!" "ELLIOTT:" "Come on, guys, Sport's gonna find Froggy Doo!" "KIDS:" "Froggy Doo!" "Come on!" "Cool!" "(SPORT BARKING)" "Guys, Sport's found Froggy Doo!" "(SPORT BARKING)" "KIDS:" "Froggy Doo!" "(SPORT BARKING)" "(SPORT BARKING)" "Froggy?" "Froggy!" "(SPORT BARKING)" "Smooth move, ex-lax!" "Way to go, Smelliott." "Smooth move, ex-lax!" "Well, at least he's trying to find Froggy Doo." "Come on." "It's all right." "VIV:" "Herb, I think the kids are back!" "Herb?" "Herb!" "Froggy's bow tie." ""I have the frog." ""No police, or I will send the rest back in pieces."" ""I have the frog." "That's $5.07." "$5.06." "Here you go." "Thank you, Mrs. Catullo." "You think that's wise, son, leaving all that cash in an open till?" "Can I help you?" "FBI." "We're here about the frog." "HALEY:" "Find something?" "We're here about the frog." "ELLIOTT:" "I think so." "Look at these scratch marks." "We're here about the frog." "Froggy's case must..." "Must have been dragged from backstage." "We're here about the frog." "And they end right here." "We're here about the frog." "But dragged into what?" "Hey, who are those people?" "But dragged into what?" "Come on, back inside!" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Oh, no, I'm just the assistant manager." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "My uncle's the one that actually owns the place." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "So, it'll all be yours someday, huh?" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "The way he rides me, I'm lucky he lets me shop there." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Just the one entrance into the stage?" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Yeah, the dressing room's in the back." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "How they could have gotten him out of there, case and all?" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "You'd have to be a magician to pull that off." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "A magician, eh?" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Why is the FBI involved in this?" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Extortion's a federal crime, son." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Extortion?" "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Yeah, they sent Happy Herb a ransom note." "HARDIGAN:" "So you're the manager, are you?" "Even sent the little fellow's bow tie." "Ransom?" "Even sent the little fellow's bow tie." "Listen, we're going to catch whoever did this." "Even sent the little fellow's bow tie." "The FBI is on top of it, so don't you worry, okay?" "Even sent the little fellow's bow tie." "Okay." "Okay." "Even sent the little fellow's bow tie." "Well then, I'll just walk back, guys." "All right." "Well then, I'll just walk back, guys." "Thanks." "Well then, I'll just walk back, guys." "Okie-dokie." "Well then, I'll just walk back, guys." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "Don't you kids have some lawns to mow?" "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "Or dolls to play with?" "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "Dolls?" "You mean like Froggy Doo?" "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "This must be quite a case for you." "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "Are you going to find Froggy Doo?" "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "You can count on it, son." "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "Me, too!" "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "All right." "(HARDIGAN CLEARING THROAT)" "Nice hat, kid." "Now why don't you two go home to your mommies?" "Nice hat, kid." "We've got some work to do." "Nice hat, kid." "Hey!" "The FBI is a public agency." "Nice hat, kid." "That means you work for me." "Nice hat, kid." "So, did you come up with a motive yet?" "Nice hat, kid." "People are driven by only one of two motives, kid, greed or revenge." "People are driven by only one of two motives, kid," "It's human nature." "People are driven by only one of two motives, kid," "Don't forget to brush your teeth, son." "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "And when you went back to your dressing room" "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "To get the puppet, it was gone?" "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "Please, you don't call him that." "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "VIV:" "Stop it, Herb, that's what it is." "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "No, he happens not to be a puppet, he happens to be..." "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "Herb!" "VIV:" "The last time we saw him, he was backstage." "To be a marionette." "(PHONE RINGING)" "(WHISPERING) One, two..." "Hello." "MAN:" "If you want him back, it'll cost you $500." "Hello." "No, make it $1,000." "Hello." "You went to the Feds." "Hello." "Well, where is he?" "What have you done with him?" "Hello." "Just have the money ready by tomorrow night." "Hello." "We'll call back with the drop location." "Hello." "(WHISPERING) Keep him on the line." "Hello." "Okay." "Sir, sir, could I talk with him, please?" "Just to tell him that..." "Hello." "(LINE DISCONNECTS)" "Hello." "Did you get it?" "Did you get it?" "(SIGHS)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Old Faithful's." "Hi, Roxie." "Yeah, still here." "Get over here!" "Fix you..." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "No, no, I'll be out of here in about five minutes." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "That's what you said an hour ago." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "I'm just gonna finish this beer" "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "And I'll, you know, be on my way." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "We have to talk." "You promised." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "Come on, baby, it's just five minutes." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "How much have you spent?" "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "I..." "I don't know, a couple of bucks." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "We don't have a couple of bucks." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "Damn it, Mick, we can barely afford the mortgage." "Hey, baby, how you doing?" "♪ I'm with the boys" "♪ But I'm really feeling so blue" "♪ I'm with the boys" "♪ Yeah ♪" "(LAUGHING)" "Dad." "(SHUSHING)" "Dad." "Quiet." "Dad." "Or your mama's going to scalp us." "I miss Froggy Doo." "Will you help me find him?" "I miss Froggy Doo." "(CHUCKLES)" "I miss Froggy Doo." "I gotta go to work, champ." "I miss Froggy Doo." "Somebody's got to bring home the bacon." "I miss Froggy Doo." "Mom does." "She gets it at Spreen's." "I miss Froggy Doo." "Don't you worry, pal." "He'll be back." "Good night, pal." "(KISSING)" "Good night, pal." "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "ELLIOTT:" "Yeah, so do the Hardy Boys." "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "It always boils down to either greed or revenge." "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "But the only problem is everybody loves Happy Herb." "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "Are you sure?" "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "I mean, Happy Herb has no enemies?" "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "I know, Binky's the enemy of Happy Herb." "HALEY:" "Trixie agrees with the Feds." "Binky, I gotta ask you, where were you when Froggy was taken?" "Binky, I gotta ask you," "You're as bad as the Feds." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "Like I told them, what makes you think I had anything to do with it?" "Binky, I gotta ask you," "You had the motive." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "Eliminate the competition." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "Yeah." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "I also have an alibi." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "I was right here prepping my show when it happened." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "You know, the truth is I've always admired Herb." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "There's a guy, he's never been in it for the money." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "Well, maybe you had an accomplice." "Binky, I gotta ask you," "Why?" "This is the worst thing that could have happened to my show." "Why?" "With Froggy Doo gone, the slicksters at the network, they're going to be all over us." "With Froggy Doo gone, the slicksters at the network," "They're going to make Bublin and the bean counters" "With Froggy Doo gone, the slicksters at the network, over at Channel 8 an offer they can't refuse," "With Froggy Doo gone, the slicksters at the network, and in a matter of time, same thing's going to happen here." "With Froggy Doo gone, the slicksters at the network," "Kids, with Froggy Doo gone, you're looking at a dead man." "(KIDS CLAMORING)" "Maybe Froggy Doo's back?" "(CLOCK TOLLING)" "Maybe Froggy Doo's back?" "(KIDS EXCLAIMING)" "Really, I wish I could do that." "We had this show in Detroit." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Hey, look." "The junior defectives." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "You guys couldn't find your own butts with a map." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Yeah, you're a loser." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Just like your old man." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "KIDS:" "Ooh!" "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Froggy Doo is stupid and fake." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "He's not, he's not!" "He's not fakey!" "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Shut up, spazmo!" "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Hey, don't call him that." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Who's going to stop me, chicken?" "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "You?" "That's what I thought." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Only spazmos believe in Froggy Doo." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "Hey, I told you not to call him that." "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "What are you going to do about it?" "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "It's supposed to be Froggy Doo time." "What, are you crazy?" "Whoa, Elliott, did you see..." "Just shut up!" "Whoa, Elliott, did you see..." "Just shut up!" "Whoa, Elliott, did you see..." "Come on, everyone." "Whoa, Elliott, did you see..." "Elliott, that was just like Dad." "I am not like Dad." "Elliott, that was just like Dad." "Now just leave me alone, okay?" "Elliott, that was just like Dad." "ROCKY:" "Elliott?" "What?" "ROCKY:" "Elliott?" "Froggy's not fakey, is he?" "ROCKY:" "Elliott?" "No, he's not fakey, okay?" "Jeez." "ROCKY:" "Elliott?" "What now?" "Any ideas?" "What now?" "You're supposed to find Froggy Doo." "What now?" "What do you think I'm doing, stupid?" "What now?" "Why do you talk to him like that?" "What now?" "Like what?" "What now?" "You're always calling him names, like stupid or birdbrain." "What now?" "He's my brother, that's what we do." "What now?" "Well, that's stupid." "What now?" "Yeah, that's stupid." "What now?" "Like I care!" "MAN ON RADIO:" "Ike and Tina Turner, The Modern Folk Quartet," "Like I care!" "Dusty Springfield, The Ronettes, Bo Diddley," "Like I care!" "And special guest star, David "The Man From UNCLE" McCallum." "Like I care!" "It's so far out, it's in." "Like I care!" "That's right, it's gonna be the show for the in crowd." "Like I care!" "You don't want to miss it." "Like I care!" "Haley?" "Haley, you up?" "Like I care!" "Elvis Presley with All Shook Up." "Like I care!" "(ALL SHOOK UP PLAYING)" "Like I care!" "♪ Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?" "♪ I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree" "♪ Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?" "My gosh." "♪ Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?" "♪ I'm acting wild as a bug" "♪ Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?" "♪ I'm in love" "♪ Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?" "♪ I'm all shook up" "♪ Well, bless my soul what's wrong with me?" "♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm all shook up" "Elliott, is that you?" "♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm all shook up" "♪ And my knees are weak" "♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm all shook up" "♪ I can't seem to stand on my own two feet ♪" "♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm all shook up" "Haley, I told you not to leave your walkie on at night." "♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm all shook up" "You're gonna run down the batteries." "♪ Yeah, yeah, I'm all shook up" "Sorry." "Elliott, what was that you were saying?" "I didn't quite catch it." "Elliott, what was that you were saying?" "Just that we need to focus in on the motive." "Good idea." "Just that we need to focus in on the motive." "Okay, we'll start in the morning." "Now turn off your walkie." "Okay." "Elliott, sweet dreams." "Now turn off your walkie." "Good night." "Now turn off your walkie." "ROCKY: ♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah" "ROCKY: ♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "Elliott, what was that?" "♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "Rocky, stay here." "♪ I'm in love I'm all shook up" "HALEY:" "Elliott?" "Are you okay?" "Dad, there's something wrong at Elliott's house!" "Rocky." "Oh, my God." "Roxie, you all right?" "Your dad's home." "Big deal." "Do you really think this will work?" "ELLIOTT:" "Well, I hope so." "It's our only chance." "Do you really think this will work?" "No way." "Do you really think this will work?" "Come on." "You want to be a real reporter, don't you?" "Do you really think this will work?" "It's way too dangerous and definitely illegal." "Do you really think this will work?" "ELLIOTT:" "No, it's not." "Do you really think this will work?" "It's the FBI." "Do you really think this will work?" "I know." "They come in every morning for breakfast at 10:00." "(WHISPERING) Actually, Hardigan comes in every morning at 10:00" "I know." "They come in every morning for breakfast at 10:00." "To call Washington." "I know." "They come in every morning for breakfast at 10:00." "Agent Brinkman, what would you like this morning?" "BRINKMAN:" "Menu?" "Agent Brinkman, what would you like this morning?" "MARTIE: (CHUCKLING) Okay." "There you go." "Agent Brinkman, what would you like this morning?" "FBI, Agent Wadell." "Wadell, it's Hardigan." "FBI, Agent Wadell." "It'll all be over tonight." "FBI, Agent Wadell." "Be sure to tell Mr. Hoover in your report that..." "FBI, Agent Wadell." "(WHISPERING) Tell them I say hello." "FBI, Agent Wadell." "We cracked this case in less than 2 days." "FBI, Agent Wadell." "WADELL:" "Yes, sure." "I'll type it in bold." "FBI, Agent Wadell." "What time's the drop?" "FBI, Agent Wadell." "11:00 p.m." "Where?" "11:00 p.m." "(MOUTHING)" "Broke the tip." "There's an old abandoned mill not far from here." "Broke the tip." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "No way, that place is creepy." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "All we need to do is get there first" "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "And take a picture of the kidnapper." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "Oh, really?" "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "WADELL:" "Keep us posted." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "Copy that." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "And what about the FBI?" "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "You just leave them to me." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "Please, I mean, it's for little Rocky." "It's Nelson's Mill." "Orin, you got to drive." "(ENGINE SPUTTERING)" "We cannot be out of gas, I just filled it up this morning." "Oh, you just filled it up this morning?" "Yes." "We cannot be out of gas, I just filled it up this morning." "Did you?" "Is that what you did?" "Filled it up?" "We cannot be out of gas, I just filled it up this morning." "More correctly, you can't have filled it up this morning," "We cannot be out of gas, I just filled it up this morning." "For we are out of gas tonight." "We cannot be out of gas, I just filled it up this morning." "Daft bugger has no idea we're not behind him anymore." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Froggy?" "If you can hear me," "I'm coming for you." "Okay, it's in." "I'll see you soon, Froggy." "Okay, when I give the word, we're going to jump up and both flash at once." "Okay, when I give the word," "(CLANKING)" "Okay, when I give the word," "Here they come." "Now!" "Gotcha!" "BRINKMAN:" ""Bogus kidnappers confess," ""'We bought the bow tie at a five-and-dime.'"" "BRINKMAN:" ""Bogus kidnappers confess," "Orders up." "Well, what do you know?" "BRINKMAN:" ""Bogus kidnappers confess," "Looks like you found Froggy Doo after all." "(MARTIE LAUGHING)" "Looks like you found Froggy Doo after all." "Enjoy, fellas." "Looks like you found Froggy Doo after all." "Yeah, we will." "Looks like you found Froggy Doo after all." "That's nothing compared to what HQ's gonna do when they find out about this." "That's nothing compared to what HQ's gonna do" "Well, we're already stationed in New Jersey," "That's nothing compared to what HQ's gonna do how much worse can it get?" "That's nothing compared to what HQ's gonna do" "Don't even ask that question." "That's nothing compared to what HQ's gonna do" "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "Well, technically, it's a marionette, sir." "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "Oh, it's a marionette." "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "Yeah." "It's not a puppet?" "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "No, sir, puppets are operated from underneath, with a hand," "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "Whereas the marionette is operated from above..." "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "Don't make me shoot you!" "Our only hope is to find that puppet." "BRINKMAN:" "Can I get some syrup?" "I'm famous." "Hey!" "Hey, Mom!" "Mom, did Dad see this?" "I'm famous." "I'm famous." "I'm famous." "No, but when he does, he'll probably whup you for sneaking out last night." "No, but when he does," "I made the front page." "I'm a hero." "No, but when he does," "You're no hero, Elliott." "No, but when he does," "Froggy Doo's still missing." "No, but when he does," "Yeah, well, the investigation's not over." "Hi." "Can we talk to him?" "Why don't you kids just let it lie?" "He's out by the pumpkin patch." "See, I told you it was real." "He's out by the pumpkin patch." "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "Happy Herb, how heavy was Froggy Doo's case?" "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "I found some scratch marks," "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "And I think they might have been made by it." "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "I would say it's about 35 pounds," "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "Then you add Froggy Doo," "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "41-and-a-half pounds, I'd say." "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "Very much like you, huh?" "ROCKY:" "Hi, Happy Herb." "HAPPY HERB:" "Hi." "(SPORT BARKING)" "Elliott, control your dog or I'll call the pound!" "(SPORT BARKING)" "Sport!" "Go sit down!" "Don't worry, Happy Herb." "My brother promised he'd find Froggy Doo." "Don't worry, Happy Herb." "That's a great thought, but he's not going to be able to do that." "Don't worry, Happy Herb." "Oh, yes, he can." "Don't worry, Happy Herb." "'Cause he's smarter than the FBI." "Don't worry, Happy Herb." "Sport usually digs for something." "Yeah, well, maybe he was digging for China." "Sport usually digs for something." "Sport only digs when there's something worth digging for." "Sport usually digs for something." "What are you saying?" "Sport usually digs for something." "I'm saying maybe we should be digging up," "Sport usually digs for something." "Instead of covering up." "Sport usually digs for something." "You're really starting to bug me, kid." "Sport usually digs for something." "(CLANKING)" "I knew it!" "(CLANKING)" "Satisfied, Sherlock?" "ROXIE:" "Come on, honey, blow out your candles." "I'm supposed to be on Froggy Doo for my birthday." "ROXIE:" "Come on, honey, blow out your candles." "I know, baby." "Come on, Rocky!" "Make a wish." "I know, baby." "(GASPS)" "Froggy?" "Froggy?" "Hey, let's have some cake." "It's chocolate." "Your favorite, right?" "Hey, let's have some cake." "No, I want to wait for Dad." "Hey, let's have some cake." "MICK: ♪ Happy Birthday to you" "♪ Happy Birthday to you" "MICK: ♪ Happy Birthday to you" "♪ Happy Birthday, dear Rocky ♪" "MICK: ♪ Happy Birthday to you" "Rocky?" "Where's my boy?" "(SHUSHING) I need to talk to you." "Rocky?" "Where's my boy?" "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "It's my boy's birthday." "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "You're drunk, Mick." "Leave him alone." "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "Hey, pal, why are you guys all sleeping?" "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "Why is everybody asleep?" "Come on, buddy, wake up." "It's party time." "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "The party was three hours ago!" "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "Would you give it a rest?" "Please!" "Cool out, I got a right to celebrate." "Elliott, why don't you, you know, go..." "Go fetch me a cold beer, would you?" "Elliott, why don't you, you know, go..." "Hey, Son, look what I got for you for your birthday." "Elliott, why don't you, you know, go..." "One just like your old man, you see?" "We're going to be just like twins." "One just like your old man, you see?" "Let me put it on you, come on." "One just like your old man, you see?" "Turn it over..." "Oh, shoot." "One just like your old man, you see?" "(LAUGHING)" "One just like your old man, you see?" "I got it right here." "One just like your old man, you see?" "Oh, no!" "One just like your old man, you see?" "Darn it!" "(CRYING)" "Darn it!" "Good job, Dad!" "Just give it a rest, okay?" "Good job, Dad!" "I thought I asked you to get me a beer." "Move it!" "I thought I asked you to get me a beer." "Where were you?" "Party time, Dad!" "Party time!" "Where were you?" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "Where were you?" "Last call, Dad!" "Elliott, stop it!" "That's enough!" "Last call, Dad!" "You're such a loser!" "Last call, Dad!" "That's right!" "That's right!" "You run away, you little coward." "That's right!" "That's right!" "Little coward?" "He is the only one brave enough to say" "Little coward?" "What we're all really thinking." "Little coward?" "I hate him." "I hate him!" "I hate him!" "I really hate him." "No, you don't." "Yes, I do." "No, you don't." "He hates me for making him quit." "He blames me for all of it." "No, he doesn't." "He just doesn't..." "He blames me for all of it." "He hates me." "Yes, he does." "He blames me for all of it." "He..." "He hates me." "He blames me for all of it." "I know it's hard to understand, El." "This is not about you." "Right now the world is just a little too much for your father to handle." "Right now the world is just a little too much" "He loves you." "We both do." "What's wrong, Wayne?" "Well, Mick got into a fight last night." "But he's all right." "Where is he?" "Jail." "Where is he?" "He busted up Old Faithful's pretty bad last night." "Where is he?" "My guess is, the judge is gonna keep him for a bit this time." "Where is he?" "Roxie..." "HARDIGAN ON RADIO:" "Elliott Plumm, this is the FBI." "Pull over." "Who wrote the note, kid?" "What note?" "Who wrote the note, kid?" "The one that came with the rock." "Who wrote the note, kid?" "This kid, Billy." "He has it in for me." "Billy Swanson, aka Billy the Bully?" "This kid, Billy." "He has it in for me." "Yeah, we know all about him." "This kid, Billy." "He has it in for me." "His alibi's airtight." "This kid, Billy." "He has it in for me." "Now who wrote the note?" "Well, I don't know." "You're the FBI, you guys tell me." "Now who wrote the note?" "It was you." "You must have wadded it up and thrown it away." "It was you." "Sport brought it to me and my dad like a ball this morning." "It was you." "Why didn't you tell me about the note?" "It was you." "Just let me explain, okay?" "It was you." "What's wrong with you?" "It was you." "Do you like seeing your name in the paper so much" "It was you." "That you would risk Rocky getting hurt?" "It was you." "No, it's not what you think." "It was you." "I think you were doing it to be" "It was you." "Some kind of a big deal, like your father." "It was you." "What do you know about my father?" "It was you." "I know you're invisible to him." "It was you." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "I will be soon, okay?" "We're moving." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "This is all over and..." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "And none of this matters anymore." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Moving?" "Where?" "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "St. Louis." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Elliott, you're my friend." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Just leave me alone, okay?" "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Just..." "Just go home and stop bugging me." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Bugging you?" "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Yes." "Yes, go make some other friends." "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "You think I have nothing better to do" "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "Than just baby-sit the new girl in town?" "Elliott, you're not invisible to me." "(LIKE A ROLLING STONE PLAYING)" "♪ Once upon a time you dressed so fine" "♪ You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?" "♪ Once upon a time you dressed so fine" "♪ People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"" "♪ You thought they were all kiddin' you" "♪ People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"" "♪ You used to laugh about" "♪ Everybody that was hangin' out" "♪ Now you don't talk so loud" "♪ Everybody that was hangin' out" "♪ Now you don't seem so proud" "♪ About having to be scrounging for your next meal" "♪ Now you don't seem so proud" "♪ How does it feel" "♪ How does it feel" "Goodbye, Froggy, I'm going to miss you." "♪ How does it feel" "♪ To be without a home" "♪ How does it feel" "♪ Like a complete unknown" "♪ Like a rolling stone?" "♪" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Neat-o." "Hey, Rock." "Neat-o." "Hiya, Dad." "Neat-o." "How you doing, champ?" "Neat-o." "Good." "All right." "Neat-o." "I missed you, Dad." "Neat-o." "Are you okay?" "Neat-o." "Oh, yeah." "Neat-o." "You ought to see the other guy." "Neat-o." "Does it hurt?" "Nah!" "Does it hurt?" "Take more than that to put the hurt on your old man." "Does it hurt?" "Hey, Rox." "Does it hurt?" "They got me on drunk and disorderly unless I can post bail." "Does it hurt?" "Maybe Cookie and Dirty Pat can take up a collection." "Does it hurt?" "Oh, by the way, I have a message from your boss." ""You're fired."" "Oh, by the way, I have a message from your boss." "Mick, I have waited long enough for you to grow up, and I can't wait any longer." "Mick, I have waited long enough for you to grow up," "Look, all right." "You win, okay?" "Mick, I have waited long enough for you to grow up," "No more Old Faithful's." "Except on weekends, of course, right, champ?" "Yeah." "Except on weekends, of course, right, champ?" "We are way beyond that, Mick." "The boys and I are leaving." "What do you mean, leaving?" "The boys and I are leaving." "You are not going to lose me the house I grew up in." "The boys and I are leaving." "I'm putting it up for rent, and we're going to move in with Aunt Carol." "I'm putting it up for rent," "I just brought the boys in to say goodbye." "Look, baby," "I just brought the boys in to say goodbye." "You can't go to St. Louis." "Boys, say goodbye to your father." "You can't go to St. Louis." "I want Dad to come." "You can't go to St. Louis." "Wait." "I'll get another job, okay, Rox?" "You can't go to St. Louis." "A better one." "You can't go to St. Louis." "I mean, you know what the big city will do to these boys." "You can't go to St. Louis." "I don't think it can be any worse you can't go to St. Louis." "Than what you're doing to them right here." "You can't go to St. Louis." "Dad." "Rox!" "Rox!" "I love you." "We love you, too." "That's what makes this all so sad." "Looks like you're going to have to be the man of the house for a while, huh?" "Looks like you're going to have to be" "I'm going to need you to look after your mother and Rocky." "Looks like you're going to have to be" "I already do, Dad." "Looks like you're going to have to be" "That's right, I guess you do." "So no leads on old Froggy Doo, huh?" "It's just a puppet, Dad." "Well, you tried." "Nothing worse than not giving it your best shot, right, Son?" "Well, you tried." "Best shot?" "Well, you tried." "Is that what this all is, Dad," "Well, you tried." "You giving it your best shot?" "Well, you tried." "Don't you talk to me like that." "Well, you tried." "I'm still your father." "Well, you tried." "Oh, okay, so now you want to be my father, huh?" "Well, you tried." "Hey, you got something to say, why don't you say it?" "Well, you tried." "Sorry I ruined your life, Dad!" "Well, you tried." "Hey, get..." "Get back here!" "Son, you look at me!" "Hey, get..." "Get back here!" "Why should I?" "You never look at me." "Hey, get..." "Get back here!" "You treat me like I'm invisible." "Hey, get..." "Get back here!" "Am I invisible to you now, Dad, huh?" "Hey, get..." "Get back here!" "Huh?" "Hey, get..." "Get back here!" "You were never invisible to me." "In fact, you were way too visible." "Way too much of a reminder." "Reminder of what?" "Of what I could have been." "Boxing was my ticket out of here." "Of what I could have been." "But I let the fear beat me, Son, let the fear beat me." "But you're not afraid of anybody." "No, sir." "I ain't afraid of no fighter." "I was just afraid to give it my best shot and come up short, you know?" "Afraid to take a chance and, you know, come home a loser." "I was just afraid to give it my best shot and come up short, you know?" "Instead, I took the coward's way out." "I never left." "Blamed it on your mother's pregnancy." "Blamed it on you." "Can you ever forgive me, Son?" "Things are gonna be a lot different around here." "Real different." "Love you, Son." "(BEEPING)" "Sorry." "(CAR HONKING)" "Uh-oh." "Mom." "Mom, I think I know how to find Froggy Doo." "Enough is enough." "Bike in the back." "Mom, I think I know how to find Froggy Doo." "Off." "No more looking for that frog." "The FBI and the police will settle it." "Off." "No more looking for that frog." "We're gonna go home and finish packing." "Off." "No more looking for that frog." "Understood?" "Yes." "Understood?" "Yes." "Understood?" "Yes." "Haley, if you want to come over later and say goodbye to the boys," "Understood?" "Yes." "You can, all right?" "Understood?" "Yes." "In the truck." "Understood?" "Yes." "(WHISPERING) Okay, we have to be very careful and very quiet so that Mom doesn't hear us." "(WHISPERING) Okay, we have to be very careful and very quiet" "Understood?" "(WHISPERING) Okay, we have to be very careful and very quiet" "Okay." "(WHISPERING) Okay, we have to be very careful and very quiet" "Okay, come down slowly." "(WHISPERING) Okay, we have to be very careful and very quiet" "I got you." "Hey, it's the junior detectives." "Are my pictures from the fair back yet?" "Hey, it's the junior detectives." "Yeah," "Hey, it's the junior detectives." "I got them back this morning." "What are you looking for?" "Froggy Doo's kidnapper." "What are you looking for?" "You're suppose to take pictures of Happy Herb." "Okay, here we go." "Orin, do you have a magnifying glass?" "Yeah, right here." "Orin, do you have a magnifying glass?" "You don't have a bigger one?" "Orin, do you have a magnifying glass?" "That's more like it." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster and come back for it later." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Who?" "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "I don't know." "But whoever it is," "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster it looks like he hurt his hand." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "He probably burnt it setting the fire." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Why would he set a fire?" "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Misdirection." "See, he lights the fire," "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster then while everybody's looking the other way," "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster he grabs the case and throws it in the dumpster." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "But who is he?" "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "That's what we've got to figure out." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Wally knows everybody who worked that day." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Come on." "Thanks, Orin." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Okay, bye guys." "Good luck." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "WALLY:" "Two pounds of potatoes, one box Shredded Wheat." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "No, the New Market King doesn't deliver, only we do." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Okay, Mrs. Sargus." "Yeah." "Okay." "Bye." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Hey, kids, what's up?" "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "We need a list of everybody who worked on the show." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Yeah." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Gee, I don't think I have one." "But I'll tell you what," "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster give me a day or two, I'll put one together." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "But we need it now." "We need it now." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "What am I supposed to do, guys?" "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "I can't shut down the store." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "He has an Owie." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "This is..." "It's just a bad paper cut." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Thanks for your concern, kids." "I knew it." "He must have dragged it to the dumpster" "Okay, Wally, see you tomorrow then." "Okay, see you." "Okay, Wally, see you tomorrow then." "Okay, say it, just like we practiced, okay?" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Spreen's Mercantile, can I help you?" "(IMITATING FROGGY DOO) Yahoo, I'm Froggy Doo." "It's dark in here." "Spreen's Mercantile, can I help you?" "Let me out, I can't breathe." "Spreen's Mercantile, can I help you?" "Bye." "Spreen's Mercantile, can I help you?" "Good job!" "Come on." "Look, you were right." "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "Orin, you're on Wally." "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "The rest of us, we're gonna go out to Happy Herb's" "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "And tell him what we got." "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "Why would Wally steal Froggy Doo?" "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "Greed or revenge." "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "Well, Trixie's new book says sometimes it's love." "Okay, guys, here's the plan." "♪ Take the time" "♪ To illuminate your mind ♪" "♪ Take the time" "Here we are." "We really need to talk to Happy Herb." "Here we are." "I told you, he's not here." "Here we are." "He's at the station saying his goodbyes." "Here we are." "I think he's finally starting to get past all this Froggy Doo business." "Here we are." "So, who else has seen these little pictures of yours?" "Here we are." "ELLIOTT AND HALEY:" "No one." "Here we are." "I suppose you have them on you?" "Here we are." "ELLIOTT AND HALEY:" "They're hidden." "Here we are." "Oh, that was very smart." "Here we are." "So tell me, who is it?" "Here we are." "Who took Froggy Doo?" "Here we are." "(GASPS)" "Here we are." "It's Wally!" "Here we are." "Wally?" "Oh, that little weasel." "Here we are." "You know, I never trusted that clumsy bag boy." "Here we are." "No, it's Wally." "Here we are." "He's here with your groceries." "Here we are." "Oh, yes, my groceries." "Here we are." "What was I thinking?" "That boy is a saint." "What was I thinking?" "Now don't you go anywhere." "She's totally in on it." "I know." "She's totally in on it." "Froggy Doo called me." "(SHUSHING)" "Froggy Doo called me." "(WHISPERING) The kids." "Froggy Doo called me." "Oh, hello, Wally." "The kids have photos of you, you idiot." "Oh, hello, Wally." "But why would the Genie steal Froggy Doo?" "For love." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "He hates his uncle, right?" "Yeah." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "So he drives their pitchman off the air," "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "And the business tanks." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "Oh, yeah, right." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "Well, what do you want me to do?" "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "You have to go in there and take care of them." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "What do you mean, take care of them?" "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "Oh, I don't know." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "Just do whatever you're supposed to do with naughty children" "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "Who can send you away to prison." "BRINKMAN:" "Are you sure about the nephew?" "We've got to get out of here." "ELLIOTT:" "Let us out!" "This is more than I signed up for." "The photos prove nothing without the body." "This is more than I signed up for." "Get rid of it!" "This is more than I signed up for." "Or I'm taking you down with me." "This is more than I signed up for." "Give me that." "BRINKMAN:" "He looks nervous coming out." "He looked nervous going in." "BRINKMAN:" "He looks nervous coming out." "He's good." "What?" "Is everyone tailing our suspect, huh?" "He's good." "What?" "I don't know." "He's good." "What?" "You and your buddy over here." "He's just a kid." "He's good." "What?" "You guys want to get downtown, maybe grab a malt?" "He's good." "What?" "No." "I just..." "He's good." "What?" "Let's go." "He's good." "What?" "ELLIOTT:" "Hey, it's the FBI." "Hey!" "We're in here!" "ELLIOTT:" "Hey, it's the FBI." "Hey!" "ELLIOTT:" "Hey, it's the FBI." "Froggy Doo is in the pumpkin patch." "I knew it." "See, I told you so." "Froggy Doo is in the pumpkin patch." "I knew it." "We cannot let her get away with this." "Froggy Doo is in the pumpkin patch." "I knew it." "Froggy!" "Genie's got Froggy." "Got to stop her." "(WHIMPERING)" "Got to stop her." "Sport!" "That's it." "I got a great idea." "Sport!" "Come on, let's go." "Sport!" "Go fetch, Sport!" "Yes!" "Haley, go inside, call your dad and call Happy Herb at the TV station, okay?" "Haley, go inside, call your dad" "Got it." "Rocky, you want to go for a ride?" "Haley, go inside, call your dad" "Yeah!" "Haley, go inside, call your dad" "Come on, let's go find Froggy Doo." "Yeah!" "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Wayne, it's your daughter." "Yeah!" "Haley, honey, where are you?" "You got everyone worried sick." "Haley, honey, where are you?" "Okay, peach, you stay put." "I'm going to be right there." "Okay, peach, you stay put." "Wayne, my boys okay?" "Hey, why don't you let me come with you, huh?" "No can do, Mick." "I'm sorry." "Hey, why don't you let me come with you, huh?" "Come on, Wayne." "It's my boys." "Please!" "Hey, why don't you let me come with you, huh?" "Haley, please try it one more time." "Elliott, come in." "Please, Elliott, come in." "Haley, please try it one more time." "Nothing?" "I've got to find her before the FBI does." "ELLIOTT:" "Haley, come in." "Elliot, I'm here with Happy Herb and my dad's on his way." "ELLIOTT:" "Haley, come in." "Yeah, we lost her." "She's gone." "ELLIOTT:" "Haley, come in." "This is driving me crazy." "ELLIOTT:" "Haley, come in." "Elliott, look, it's Sport!" "Haley, Sport's taking a short cut, she's headed to Carlson's Bridge." "Carlson's Bridge!" "Haley, Sport's taking a short cut, she's headed to Carlson's Bridge." "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Wayne, your daughter just called, they're heading out to Carlson's Bridge." "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Wayne, your daughter just called," "We're on it!" "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Wayne, your daughter just called," "I know a short cut." "Make a left here." "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Wayne, your daughter just called," "Come on, baby!" "No grasp of circumstance, eight letters." ""Clueless."" "No grasp of circumstance, eight letters." "Hey, kid, where's the fire?" "Fire?" "I don't know." "Hey, kid, where's the fire?" "But the Genie has Froggy Doo, and they're heading to Carlson's Bridge." "Hey, kid, where's the fire?" "To the bridge?" "Why not?" "The Genie has Froggy Doo and is heading for Carlson's Bridge." "Thanks, guys." "The Genie has Froggy Doo and is heading for Carlson's Bridge." "(SPORT BARKING)" "(WHIMPERING)" "Unbelievable." "(WHIMPERING)" "(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)" "(WHIMPERING)" "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "Stay back." "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "Hold it." "Please!" "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "Okay, don't do it." "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "'Cause you're never going to get away with it." "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "It's your word against mine." "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "You're a bad Genie." "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "There's no such thing, you little brat." "Stop!" "Don't do it!" "So long, Froggy Doo." "(CAR HONKING)" "So long, Froggy Doo." "Oh, no!" "So long, Froggy Doo." "Viv!" "Wait!" "The police are on their way." "Viv!" "Wait!" "Please!" "Viv!" "Wait!" "Stay away, Herb." "Viv!" "Wait!" "Why, Viv?" "Why?" "Why, Viv?" "Why?" "Why, Viv?" "You still can't see it, can you?" "Why, Viv?" "Then how could you?" "Why, Viv?" "Look at what they've done to you." "Why, Viv?" "The little cretins have sucked you dry." "Why, Viv?" "They're my kids, Viv." "They need me." "Why, Viv?" "They're not your kids." "Why, Viv?" "No, no, no, wait." "Why, Viv?" "ROCKY:" "Help!" "Why, Viv?" "I'm so sorry, Viv." "What have I done to you?" "I'm so sorry, Viv." "It's him or me, Herb." "I'm so sorry, Viv." "It's your choice." "Wrong answer." "Froggy!" "No!" "Froggy!" "Froggy!" "Froggy!" "Froggy!" "Froggy!" "No!" "Elliott!" "There's a witch in the river." "Froggy!" "No!" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "(ELLIOTT SCREAMS)" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "HAPPY HERB:" "Elliott!" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "Elliott!" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "No!" "Elliott!" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "Elliott, swim." "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "Swim, Elliott, swim!" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "Swim!" "Oh, my gosh!" "No!" "This way." "Come on, Rocky." "HAPPY HERB:" "Haley, I'll call for help." "This way." "Come on, Rocky." "Elliott, where are you?" "ROCKY:" "Elliott!" "Elliott, where are you?" "Elliott, can you hear me?" "Elliott, where are you?" "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "Come on, Rocky." "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Wayne, Happy Herb just called." "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "Elliott jumped off Carlson's Bridge." "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "MICK:" "I'll scout the river on foot," "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "You tell Roxie where I am." "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "We're on it." "ROCKY:" "Where are you?" "(SIREN WAILING)" "(COUGHING)" "MICK:" "Elliott!" "Are you all right?" "I'm here for you." "I love you, Son." "Love you too, Dad." "I'm here for you." "I love you, Son." "That's great." "That's great." "Just perfect." "Doesn't get any better than that." "That's great." "That's great." "Just perfect." "Well, it can't get any worse." "That's great." "That's great." "Just perfect." "Elliott, you found Froggy Doo." "That's great." "That's great." "Just perfect." "I know." "Are you all right?" "I know." "Yeah." "I know." "You're the bravest boyfriend a girl ever had." "I know." "Oh, my gosh." "Viv?" "Viv, are you all right?" "I'm so sorry, Herb." "I just didn't..." "Oh, my gosh." "Viv?" "Viv, are you all right?" "I didn't know what else to do." "Oh, my gosh." "Viv?" "Viv, are you all right?" "Honey, it's just a puppet." "Do you know how much I love you?" "You can come out now, Froggy Doo." "No, Rocky, wait!" "Froggy Doo is fakey." "No, he isn't, Rock, he..." "See, he's just..." "No, he isn't, Rock, he..." "Just a little dirty, that's all." "No, he isn't, Rock, he..." "See?" "See, buddy?" "No, he isn't, Rock, he..." "Yeah." "No, he isn't, Rock, he..." "ELLIOTT:" "You're okay, right, Froggy?" "No, he isn't, Rock, he..." "I ain't Fakey Doo, I'm Froggy Doo!" "Just give me a bath and I'm good as new." "I ain't Fakey Doo, I'm Froggy Doo!" "Heya, Rock!" "I ain't Fakey Doo, I'm Froggy Doo!" "Fakey Daddy." "I ain't Fakey Doo, I'm Froggy Doo!" "Rock!" "Rock!" "I got this, Dad." "Okay, Son." "Hey, buddy." "Look, I'm sorry about Froggy Doo, pal." "Hey, buddy." "You knew he was fakey, but you jumped anyway." "Hey, buddy." "Yeah, that's what brothers do for each other." "You're my best friend, Elliott." "Yeah, you're mine, too." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Are you okay?" "Hi, baby." "Photo op, guys." "Front page for the hero, Elliott." "Photo op, guys." "Orin, it's not about that anymore." "Photo op, guys." "Haley." "All right, big smile." "Haley." "ADULT ELLIOTT:" "And in a flash, that summer had changed our lives." "Rocky realized that just because Froggy Doo was make-believe, it didn't mean he had to love him any less." "Rocky realized that just because Froggy Doo was make-believe," "(BURPING) Excuse me." "Rocky realized that just because Froggy Doo was make-believe," "Dad got a better job, as promised, and gave up Old Faithful's altogether," "Dad got a better job, as promised, and I think that made Mom happiest of all." "Dad got a better job, as promised," "And me, I eventually married the girl next door." "But that's a story for another day." "(SUMMER OF OUR LIVES PLAYING)" "♪ Where you been hiding?" "♪ Didn't you know that I would find you out?" "♪ Where you been hiding?" "♪ Nothing was meant to be" "♪ Both of us needed something the other had" "♪ Nothing was meant to be" "♪ And when the sun sets down" "♪ I wanna have fun now" "♪ And when the sun sets down" "♪ I like chasing fireflies in the summertime" "♪ And when the sun sets down" "♪ And jumping through the stream in the sunshine" "♪ We felt something special" "♪ On those summer nights" "♪ We felt something special" "♪ And I will remember" "♪ We felt something special" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ How did you find out?" "♪ Was it a song I sang when I read your mind?" "♪ How did you find out?" "♪ I'm loving the days we had" "♪ Kind of a special love that is one of a kind" "♪ I'm loving the days we had" "♪ And when the sun sets low" "♪ I wanna have loving fun" "♪ And when the sun sets low" "♪ I like chasing butterflies in the summertime" "♪ And when the sun sets low" "♪ Jumping through the stream in the sunshine" "♪ I found something special on those summer nights" "♪ And I will remember" "♪ I found something special on those summer nights" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ And we sing oh-la-la" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ Open up your minds" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ This is the summer of our lives" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ And we sing oh-la-la" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ Open up your love" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ This is the summer of our lives" "♪ The summer of our lives" "♪ It is the summer of our lives ♪" "(THE NO WORRIES CLUB PLAYING)" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ It's a rain day" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ No, it's Tuesday" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ Come out and play" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ Choose your own way to join the party" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ There's no wrong way to sing along" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ We don't have no worries" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ Nothing's on our minds" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ We just wanna have some fun until the day is done" "♪ It's a snow day" "♪ We don't have no worries" "♪ Nothing's on our minds" "♪ We don't have no worries" "♪ We just wanna have some fun until the day is done" "♪ We don't have no worries" "♪ No worries club ♪" "♪ We don't have no worries" "(BOTH SHIVERING)" "Go fish." "How much worse can it get?" "That's rich." "(HARDIGAN SNEEZING)"