"So you did know." "Well, not until after it was too late." "Well, it's too late now." "Look, let me make it up to you." "Oh, you want to make it up to me?" "Give me my key back." "Michael." "Come on." "You know I don't want to live in a world where we're not tight." "Then kill yourself." "Get out." "Get the hell out." "Donna, I need the-- oh, also I didn't have a chance to-- marry me?" "I took care of that too." "We've been married for the last seven years." "Excellent." "Umm, Devlin McGreggor's fighting the subpoena." "They filed a motion to dismiss the case based on our lack of evidence." " Good." " Good." "Wait, what do you mean, "good"?" "They don't want to hand over the files." "You pressed where it hurt." "You're looking in the right place." "Did you think they wouldn't fight back?" "Well, I-- now that you mention it." "Oh, my bad." "I keep forgetting you don't actually know anything." "The idea is, you make a move, they make a move." "You go back and forth until one of you wins." "Okay, what if they win the motion and the case gets dismissed?" "You're not as good as you think you are." "Harvey." "What a coincidence." "I was wondering how the pro bono was coming." "I'm all over it." "That makes me very happy, because if I were to find out that you weren't putting in your full effort," "I'd be very upset." "No worries." "We're all good." "Rachel!" "Rachel, Rachel, Rachel." "I need your help." "There's a hearing on my subpoena." "I've got three cases in front of you, so you're gonna have to wait in line." "No." "No, no, no." "My hearing is tomorrow." "So why are you coming to me?" "Because Donna says you're the best researcher in the firm." "Let me see the motion." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "You have an office?" "How do you have an office and I have a cubicle?" "Like you said, I'm the best researcher in the firm." "Really?" "I just made that up." "I didn't even have time to talk to Donna." "Is this all a joke to you?" "'Cause I take my job seriously." "No, I'm sorry." "Look, I was-- look, you weren't there, okay." "I care about this woman." "She's got nowhere else to turn" "And you can't help her by yourself." "I can." "I just prefer not to." "Okay." "You're asking to look at private files without any evidence of your assertion." "Yeah, but the only way that we can find the evidence is to look at those files." "It's a rickety argument." "But is there a precedent?" "Let's go see if we can find one." "Research is as much art as science, so we're gonna look at privacy and harassment law so you can find a combination of cases to make an argument." "I'll take privacy." "I'll take harassment law." "This'll take a while." "We're gonna need dinner." " Chinese." " No." "I can afford Chinese on my own." "This is on the firm." "I want Sushi." "Ooh." "So they told me to put my top investigator on it." " What did you do?" " What could I do?" "You were out of the country, I gave them Luderman." "By the way, that dress..." "What, this old thing?" "Come on." "Beautiful." "Vanessa, why don't we do this more often?" "'Cause it always ends the same way." "Then why are we doing it now?" "Harvey, I don't sleep around." "And I could never be in a relationship with you." "All you ever think about is yourself." "I'm thinking about you and me right now." "Please." "I insist." "But I'm a gentleman." "Besides, you came through on Dockery for me, and I'm not one to forget a favor." "Neither am I." "Mr. Dockery, you naughty, naughty boy." "You remember when I said you thought you were too smart to be a paralegal?" "Mm-hmm." " Why..." " Aren't I a lawyer?" "Mm." "I don't test well." "What?" "I am smart." "And I know I'd be a good lawyer." "I just--I don't know what it is." "I can't take tests, and I bombed the LSATs." "And even if I could get into law school, there's no way" "I'd pass the bar." "So if only there was someone who could take the test for me." " Yeah, if only there were." " Yeah." "Hi." "Where are you at with the research for tomorrow's hearing?" "Nothing yet." "You say you care about the client, but if you keep playing footsie instead of finding me an argument, the client's gonna lose." "I don't want to lose." "Ugh." "Look, it's no use." "Okay, their investigation's by the book." "We look like the bad guys coming in, putting them under duress." "What did you just say?" "I said we look like the bad guys." "No, you said they did it by the book and we're putting them under duress." "Yeah." " Look." " Hmm." "This is good." "We're gonna have some fun." "We?" "I get to go?" "You didn't think I'd let you come along?" " No." " Good instinct." "I wasn't." "But then I thought it'd be cruel not to let you witness my greatness." " Okay, can I go get my bag?" " No." " You're a true giver." " Other side." "Okay." "Your honor, this case should be thrown out." "Other than her story, the plaintiff doesn't have one piece of evidence." "Because the evidence lies within their personnel files, which they're conveniently refusing to hand over." "Those files contain sensitive information." "He's fishing at the expense of our employees' right to privacy." "Please." "They don't give a rat's ass about his employees' right to privacy." "Sorry, that's actually unfair to rats' asses." "Your honor, Mr. Specter's claim that we don't care about our employees, though belittling, doesn't carry any weight as a rule of law." "True, but what does carry weight is that an investigation of sexual harassment must be conducted without any duress." "Your point?" "The investigator and every person being interviewed answers to the CEO they're investigating." "That is the definition of duress." "It'd be as if your bailiff accused you of sexual harassment and you assigned your stenographer to investigate." "Now how likely would it be that this investigation yielded any fruit?" "You honestly think I would harass Herman?" "Well, I don't know, your honor." "Some people have a thing for the uniform." "Ugh." "I'd like to think Herman would come to me before it even got to an investigation." "I saw that." "That should be stricken." "But what if Herman did come to you, your honor?" "And you betrayed his trust by firing him under false pretenses?" "You really think that little of me?" "I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you." "Your honor." "Hand over the files..." " Oh" " Today." "That's it." "Herman, I'd like to speak to you in chambers." "That was awesome." "It was your argument." "I just framed it in a way that humanized the situation and brightened all of our afternoons." "I feel like Michael Corleone in that scene where that fat guy teaches him how to shoot that gun." "Are you saying that I'm the fat guy?" "'Cause I'm not the fat guy." "Mm." "You know what his name was?" " Yeah." " Cordoza." " Clemenza." " I knew that." "I was just testing to see if you knew it." "I knew that you knew that I knew." "♪ ♪" "Train wreck." "Hey, I'm looking for Rene." "I'm Rene." "I'm sorry." "We don't sell skinny jeans at this location." "Did Harvey tell you I was coming, or...?" "Harvey Specter sent you?" "That's another story." "Do you know your inseam?" "I don't." "It's probably a medium." "Oh." "Why don't you browse for a while?" "These are the most exclusive, and we move down in price as you head to the door." "Oh." "Okay." "Large?" "That's not how it works." "Huh." "So Trevor's getting you to do his dirty work for him, huh?" "All I know is you aren't talking to each other." "I miss you." "I want things to go back to the way they were." "I miss you too." "But..." "I'm not sure things are ever going back to the way they were." "I gotta go." "What did he say?" "He said things aren't ever going back to the way they were." "What did you do?" "I don't know." "Hey." "So the files are on their way." "We won?" "That's fantastic." "So now we have a week to corroborate Nancy's story." "Listen, I couldn't have done it without you." "You wouldn't even know where to look without me." "You know what nobody likes?" "Nobody likes a showoff." "Hello." "Yeah, he's here." "Okay." "Thank you." "Files are in Conference Room C." "Why wouldn't they bring them to my cubicle?" "They're trying to bury you in paperwork." "Well, they picked the wrong guy." "If they didn't, I did." "Get it done by the end of the week." "I got to run and charm our new client." "Nice to finally meet you." "Jessica says you're gonna sweep me off my feet." "I'll do my best, Mr. Dockery." "You got a nice serve there." "Working on it." "What the hell is this?" "It's you having sex with a woman who isn't Mrs. Dockery." "Are you trying to blackmail me?" "You asked my firm where you're vulnerable to corporate takeover." "That's it right there." "What are you pulling here?" "Your wife owns 10% of the company's voting shares." "You've been seeing this woman and several others for quite some time." "How do you think your wife's gonna vote after she finds out?" "Who says she has to find out?" "My investigator got these within a week." "What do you think a motivated competitor's gonna dig up in a year?" "I have a solution." "Trade her your preferred shares, which have no voting rights, for her common shares, which do." "The preferred shares are worth $2 million more." "A fraction of what you'll lose if you get voted out of your company." "John, I don't care if you sleep with every woman in the Hamptons." "Just give her the preferred shares." "Jessica said you were gonna charm me to get my business." "I'm not interested in getting your business." "I'm interested in keeping it." "I know where they don't want us to look." "Did you get through all those files in one night?" "I would have done it faster, but I ordered a pizza." "Speaking of which, have you ever had the cheese in the crust?" "Because it blew my mind." "What'd you find?" "There was a dismissal on March 12th, 2005." "But the file with the employee name on it is missing." "It's our woman." "I know it is." "I'm moving to slap sanctions on their attorney, possible jail time." "Guy's not gonna know what hit him." "Dennis, it's Harvey Specter." "Did you have anything to do with the March 12, 2005 files left out of discovery?" "If they're here by noon, I'll believe you." "If not, we're filing for sanctions." "Threat of sanctions is better than filing for sanctions." "That's what I meant." "Threaten, not file." "Who would mean that?" "Shave." "Have you ever heard of this woman?" "Joanna Webster?" "No." "Why?" "The company's trying to hide her from us." "You think Hunt did the same thing to her that he did to me?" "Yes." "Then you have to make her come forward and say so." "Yeah." "That's the plan." "Thank you." "Joanna Webster?" "Can I help you?" "Hi." "My name's Mike Ross." "I'm a-- I'm a lawyer." "I have some questions for you about your time at Devlin McGreggor." "Please." "Look, just let me tell you a story about my client, okay?" "Fine." "Just a second." "Mr. Ross, what happened to me happened six years ago." "It was horrible, and there was a reason I didn't do anything about it." "They'll put me on that stand and attack me, and I don't want that." "Ms. Webster, Joanna, this man is a predator, and if you don't help stop him, he will do it again." "All you have to do is give a deposition." "I'm sorry." "I can't do it." "What happened with the witness?" "Uh, I failed..." "To not be awesome." "I got her to testify!" "You should have seen me." "I tried everything." "He'd do it again," "I'd be with her every step of the way..." "Nothing worked." "And then it hit me." "I asked her what if it was her daughter that he did this to." "She melted." "And you know how I came up with that little gem?" "I cared about her." "Oh." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I'm glad to see that staying up all night doesn't make you act like a complete idiot." "Go home and get some sleep." "I don't want you waving that thing around during tomorrow's deposition." "Harvey." "How's the pro bono going?" "Great." "I just talked a witness into testifying." "Really?" "What's the witness's name?" "I'm not an idiot." "Don't treat me like one." "You pawned off the case." "Jessica, I've got higher profile cases" "Need I remind you that when we first met, you were a screw-up?" "I gave you a shot at the mail room, led you up the ranks, and then paid for you to go to Harvard, where, by the way, you jerked off the entire time you were there, and I still hired you." "And you've benefited from that ever since." "Look, I closed the Dockery case, okay." "You made a promise to me." "You broke it, and then you lied to my face." "So let me be clear." "This isn't professional." "This is personal." "And I'll tell you something else." "You made your bed, you better goddamn win." "God damn it." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "I need the briefcase back." "Oh, so that's what this has been about, huh?" "You don't care about our friendship at all." "You're my oldest friend, and you know it." "But you don't seem to care about that anymore, and, yeah, I need the briefcase back." "And I'm gonna find it, Mike." "Well, I ditched it when I was running away from the cops that you sent me into." "Mike." "Where you going?" "To my cubicle." "No, you're not." "It's pee in a cup time." "I'm sorry." "What?" "Drug test." "Follow me." "I'm just gonna put my stuff back" "Now." "Oh, by the way, my cousin was your year at Harvard." "And I asked him if he knew you." "It's so funny." "He didn't." "Well, what's his name?" "Mitch Samberg." "Yeah." "Don't know him." "It's a big school." "Not really." "We get 7,000 applications a year." "You think you can just walk in and take a tour?" "Oh, Mitchell." "With the slicked back hair, graduated seventh in the class." "Sure." "Yeah." "I remember him." "Time to face the music." "Yeah, what's up?" "I got to get to the Kendrick filing." "Where the hell is Mike?" "I don't know." "Leave the cup on the counter." "You'll have to leave that out here." " Why?" " If you take it in there with you, I have to check to make sure you don't have another urine sample in it." " Where you been?" " Hi." "Um..." "Getting drug tested, actually." "The deposition's this afternoon." "Before they get here, I want you to grill this woman about her background for anything they might use against her." "You got it?" "Got it." " Make her tell you everything." " Everything." " Everything." " Everything." " Okay." " Okay." "I had been working six months when Mr. Hunt started asking me to work more, order dinner." "One night, late, he tried to have sex with me." "The next day, I requested a change in assignment." "Two months later I was fired for having a bad attitude." "This is ridiculous." "Wipe that smirk off your face." "You're not even supposed to be here." "Mr. Hunt has every right to be here." "Now, Ms. Webster, after working for Devlin McGreggor, you then went on to waitress at Hooters, right?" " Yes, I did." " A place that advertises the sexuality of its waitstaff, correct?" "You will have to ask them that." "I'm asking you." "And she's not answering." "Move on." "Ms. Webster, would you say that you're a truthful person?" "Yes." "So when you said earlier that you had never been arrested for a crime, you were speaking the truth?" " Yes." " Yes, so in 1993 then you were not arrested for stealing $1,000 worth of jewelry from the Willow Grove Mall in Pennsylvania?" "I was 17." "That was one mistake." "Those records were supposed to be sealed." "So when you say those records were sealed, what you mean to say is you thought you could get away with a lie?" "No, that's not it." "You're making it seem different that it is." "I'm sorry." "You were arrested in your past and you lied about it here under oath." "Is that making it seem different than what it is?" "No answer." "Hmm, all right." "Let me ask you this, since you've lied here once, what's to make us believe you're not lying about Mr. Hunt?" "How the hell did you miss that arrest?" "I did every background check we have." "Did you grill her like I told you to?" "It was a sealed record, Harvey!" "Goddamn it, I knew it." "Fix it." "Joanna!" "Wait." "Please!" "This is why I didn't want to testify." "They twist something from 100 years ago and make me look like a liar." "They make it sound like what he did to me didn't happen." "It doesn't matter." "All right?" "I just--I need you to testify on Friday and keep this case alive." "We don't have time to find anyone else before-- would you please wait?" "No." "I'm not waiting." "You promised this wouldn't happen, and it did." "You never told me you were arrested." "Don't contact me again, please." "What happened with the witness?" "Nothing." "Nothing happened." "I couldn't fix it." "So you're going to quit?" "It's either that or have Louis Litt fire me." "What are you talking about?" "My first day, Louis fired Gary Lipsky for screwing up a case." "He said if I did the same thing" "I'd be gone just as fast." "Well, you go back to the witness' house and you get her to testify again." " I tried." "There's no way." " There's always a way." "Then why don't you go and convince her?" "Because you screwed it up." "Oh, and you don't give a damn about the client." "Right." " That's not my job." " Does your job include giving a damn about me?" "Because the least you could do is offer to stand up to Louis for me." "Stand up for you?" "I put my ass on the line for you, but it turns out you may have had the balls to get this job, but you don't have the courage to stick it out when it gets tough." " That's not true." " Isn't it?" "You've had one foot out the door since you got here." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about that briefcase being locked in your desk." "Yeah, I saw it." "And I know what it is." "It's your backup plan in case this doesn't work out." "You can make some quick cash and go right back to the life you told me you didn't want to lead." "So if you want to quit, go ahead." "But this isn't because of Louis, and it isn't because of me." "It's because you're afraid you might have to admit that you're not as smart as you think you are." "If you're here in the morning," "I'll know I still have an associate." "Hey, I get that you were upset that I was promoted before you, but if you ever threaten to fire one of my guys again," "I am going to kick your ass." "Hmm." "What are you talking about?" "Don't play dumb with me, all right?" "You fired Gary Lipsky in front of Mike Ross." "What's so funny?" "Gary Lipsky works in the mail room." " What?" " I didn't fire anyone." "That's how I let the new associates know what's expected of them." "You plant a fake employee to manipulate the assoc-- that's it." "What?" "Michael." "I want to quit." "Come here." "When your parents died," "I lost my son and my daughter-in-law." "I was scared, alone, and I was too old to raise you." "But I had no choice." "Because who else was going to care of my grandson?" "You made me a promise before." "You're in the door." "Promise me now the only way you'll leave is if they rip you out." "You can save your breath." "There's no way I'm testifying at the hearing tomorrow." "That's not why I'm here." " I know what you did." " What are you talking about?" "You never worked for Devlin McGreggor, and you were never harassed by Mr. Hunt." " That's a l" " Now I could tell you that I've got the canceled checks or the wire transfer or whatever smoking gun that exists--I don't." "But I will." "And when I do, you'll be going to jail unless you tell me what happened right now." "I'm the guy you tell." "All I had to do was waste your time until tomorrow after the hearing." "Please, I just needed the money." "I don't want to go to jail." "Here's what you're gonna do..." "Did you call this place before?" "Mike!" " Hey." " I'm not giving this to you because you need it." "I'm giving it to you because I don't." "And I don't know if I'm ready to forgive you yet or not, but I do know we're even." "Wait a second." "I..." "Well..." "Don't." "Now we're even." "Huh." "I see you came to work today." "Nice suit." "It was a barter transaction." "I got six of them for one little briefcase." "Listen..." "I'm sorry and" "Forget it." "When I first started, Jessica rode me so hard..." "I quit once a month." "I just told you what you needed to hear." "That's just it." "I've only ever had one person who told me what I needed to hear." "Maybe it's time I started trusting somebody else." "Merry Christmas." "Is this for real?" "You know what to do." "Press until it hurts." "Wire transfer from your account to Joanna Webster's, phone records with Joanna Webster prior to her testimony, and an affidavit stating you paid Ms. Webster to falsely testify." "Mr. Hunt, harassment is a civil violation." "The penalty is money." "But witness tampering, that's a crime, and you will go to prison, where I guarantee you'll learn more about unwanted sexual advances than you can possibly imagine." "Do you think this is going to intimidate me?" "Even if this evidence was credible, who are you going to get to prosecute a small-time witness tampering charge, huh?" "Harvey, didn't you graduate law school with the current U.S. Attorney in New York?" "In fact, I did." "And I think he might even be interested in pursuing a case like this." "Wait, are you two still close?" "Well, I was the best man at his wedding." " Wow." " No, you weren't." "You're bluffing." "No." "I think I've got some pictures... of us at the ceremony." "Let's see." "Yeah." "Here we are." "You must admit, I look very dashing." "This is me and his mother." "The woman adores me." "Here we are at his bachelor party." "There's no strippers." "It was lame." "But he can't put guys like you away for sexual harassment and then go to strip clubs, now, can he?" "All right." "What do you want?" "An admission of guilt and a guarantee that you'll obtain treatment before working again." "And Nancy gets reinstated with back pay." " Fine." " And a raise." "Okay." "All right." "Are we done?" "The kid should be able to grow up without the burden of tuition hanging over his head, don't you think?" "Which is why you're also gonna pay Nancy an extra $250,000." "Charles." "Gentlemen." "Thank you for everything." "You're welcome." "So just one question." "Why'd you go to Joanna's house?" "Because I figured it out." "I object." "I think you did it because you care." "I did it because it's my job." "Would you admit it?" "You care about me." "I saw you smile when I showed up for work this morning." "I didn't smile." "I was thinking of a funny joke." "Look, we start on this tomorrow." "Does this mean we're officially a team now?" "I wouldn't move your things into Wayne Manor just yet." " So now you're Batman?" " Closer to him than Clemenza." " Oh, yeah, Kilmer." " Clooney." "Keaton." "Did you really quit when you first started?" "Of course not." "I'm not a wuss." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="