"¶" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander, wander, over, over yonder, yonder ¶" "¶ wander yonder" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander, wander, over, over yonder, yonder ¶" "¶ yonder wander" "¶ wander over yonder" "( evil laugh )" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander over yonder" "¶ wander, wander, over, over yonder, yonder ¶" "¶ wonder yonder" "¶ wander over yonder" "You don't have to say it." "Shortcuts through asteroid fields" "Not the best idea." "We'll be fine!" "As long as we don't run out of- -Orbble juice." "Aaaaah!" "Aaaah!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "Ohh!" "Are we completely dry?" "But don't worry!" "Look, there's a nice little town over there." "¶ doomstone" "I bet they can rustle us up some orbble juice." "I'm'a go ask 'em for help." "What?" "!" "Don't you know where we are?" "This is doomstone!" "Refuge for the meanest, nastiest outlaws in the galaxy." "You can't just walk in there asking for orbble juice." "They'll tear you apart!" "What if I ask real  nice?" "No!" "If we're gonna go in there," "You gotta do the opposite of that." "You gotta act tough, nasty, mean!" "You gotta act like a bad guy!" "Bad guy?" "Got it!" "No problem." "( growling, roaring )" "Grrr!" "Laaaa!" "Grrr!" "Is that" "Is there some dinosaur in there?" "Little bit." "Ohh." "We're doomed." "( rowdy chatter )" "( glass breaking )" "( room goes silent )" "( roars )" "( chatter resumes )" "( roars )" "Ohh." "Okay." "I'm gonna go see the owner" "About hooking us up with the juice." "Just remember:" "Grrrr!" "Grrrr!" "( continues growling )" "You're in my seat, little man." "Why, I'm sorry." "I" "(lowers voice) I mean, get yer own... ( gasping )" "( growling )" "Do you know who I am?" "Do you  know who I  am?" "I'm a wanted man." "Ten million credit reward" "For the capture of badlands dan," "Meanest man in the whole durned land!" "( tearing noise )" "I'm a wanted man." "Ten million and one credit reward for the capture of wild wooly wander," "Wickedest wan in the whole wurned wand!" "Grrrr!" "Sylvia:" "So..." "Any idea where a perpetrator of generally unpleasant things" "Like myself can buy some..." "Orbble juice?" "Well, I don't have any," "But, uh..." "Ohh." "There is  someone who..." "Might  have..." "His name is papa doom." "Here's his address and directions to his place." "Enjoy." "So what's the catch?" "There is a catch, right?" "Papa doom's the meanest, nastiest crime lord on doomstone!" "Ha!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "You ain't tough enough." "He's gonna blast you into atoms and keep the crystals himself!" "Ha ha!" "But that shouldn't be a problem for you and your partner, right?" "He seems real  tough." "Tough?" "Let's take it outside, little man." "Let's do it!" "Let's take it all  the way outside!" "Let's take it for a nice walk in the park" "You and the rest of these wimpy wimpersons." "( all gasping )" "The name is william  wimperson, thank you very much." "Grrr!" "Are you three kinds of crazy?" "I asked for bad, not death wish!" "Now, we need to find a way to get these crystals across town" "Wander?" "( motorcycle engine revs )" "Hop on." "What?" "!" "Where did you-- ( engine revs )" "He stole my ride!" "You stole from those  guys?" "!" "Yeah." "Should I give it back?" "( growling )" "No." "Go, wild willy wander!" "Go!" "Yeahhh!" "Get him!" "( screaming )" "Watch out!" "Aaaah!" "Watch this." "Truck full of explosives!" "Truck full of explosives!" "Good idea." "Aah!" "Aaah!" "Bein' bad..." "Is rad!" "You crazy whammer jammer!" "You--you- -Got us exactly where we needed to be!" "This must be papa doom's joint." "Oh, not bad, wander." "Not bad at all." ""oh, not bad, wander." so you're thinking we should ask nice this time?" "No." "No, no, no." "We're almost home free." "We can't give up the act now." "So don't be nice!" "But ya know, don't be cuckoo either." "Oh!" "How about you let me do the talking?" "And you play the strong, silent type." "Right?" "Bad, but quiet." "Can you do that?" "Can I?" "!" "Shh!" "( door hinges creak )" "What kind of evil crime lord leaves his front door unlocked?" "Papa doom:" "The kind who knows there's nobody stupid enough to walk through." "( thunder )" "I, uh, I hear you have some orbble transporter juice for sale." "Me and my partner here need to get off this rock" "To continue our life of bad an unsavory behavior." "I have a better idea." "I take your money, I don't give you any orbble juice," "And my friends here crush you into floor wax." "( gargoyles growl )" "( hissing )" "What's the matter, twerp?" "Ain't ya scared?" "Grrrrr!" "Hold on!" "This is that guy I heard about," "The guy who stood up to badlands dan!" "Who wrecked the motor hogs!" "Boss, this is wild wooly wander!" "( wheezing )" "Is that true?" "( roaring )" "( nervous laughter ) I'm sorry!" "I didn't know!" "Please forgive me and my associates" "Lunker!" "Get our nasty friend wander here" "A bottle of our finest orbble juice." "( growling )" "( roaring )" "See?" "We're all sensible but evil folks here." "Now we have our juice and you have your" "Papa doom:" "Bag of rocks?" "!" "I switched the bags!" "Now we have the crystals and the juice." "Pretty bad, huh?" "After them!" "( gargoyles shrieking )" "( roaring )" "Game over, fur ball." "Bring it on, fellas!" "I'm wild wooly wander!" "I'm the toughest meanest there is!" "Come on!" "I'll take all  of ya on!" "( roaring )" "Stop!" "Hoo-hoo-ee!" "That was some kind of fun!" "You folks are all real good sports." "All:" "Huh?" "Look, we're not bad guys." "We were acting  bad to try to blend in." "We're just lost travelers who need some help," "And we're very sorry for all the trouble we caused." "Could you find it in your hearts to help us out?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "We don't help strangers!" "And we ain't got hearts!" "( all growling )" "So, someone's gonna hit us, right?" "Wait a flossin' second." "You're all a bunch of fakers, aren't you?" "Just like wander was!" "Well, of all the" "You--I can't believe" "Yeah." "You're right." "I never hurt anybody." "I heard doomstone was a tough place," "So I only faked tough to survive." "Oh, that's super news!" "I thought I was the only one pretending!" "No!" "(sobbing)" "Boys, I was fakin', too." "Aw, me too!" "Oh, I was so  scared of you!" "This isn't even a real tattoo." "I just want some chamomile tea." "I hate these bikes." "They're so  dangerous." "I was just fakin' it." "Nice to meet you!" "I miss my garden." "Well, how about that?" "Yeah, yeah, you were right." "We just had to ask nicely." "( glass breaks )" "This should be enough juice" "To get you guys wherever you want to go." "And a little something for the road." "( sniffs )" "Ahh." "Y'all come back and visit, ya hear?" "Why, thank you." "We surely will." "Hee hee hee!" "Tickled." "Wander:" "What a nice bunch of folks." "Sylvia; ah, bunch of softies if you ask me." "( loud banging )" "( banging )" "( banging continues )" "( banging )" "Um..." "You gonna get the door?" "To arms!" "Guess they don't like solicitors." "My friends forgive us this rude intrusion" "On the feast meant to honor our most recent feats of strength and bravery." "We never could have dreamt it would be interrupted by our greatest of enemies" "( banging )" "Hoist the food sack of thuringian!" "( pulleys squeak )" "( clank )" "Our most valuable resource." "For centuries, it has held our annual harvest" "And kept our people fed and mighty through each of the seven seasons." "We protect it with our lives," "For without it, we would starve!" "( banging )" "Nd it is what he  has come for." "Warriors of baaaa-halla," "Assemble!" "( war cries ) ( bleating )" "Aaah!" "( all bleating )" "( loud banging )" "Hey, dum-dums!" "I thought I told ya not to lock this gate no more!" "What an adorable little troll!" "( grunting )" "That?" "( laughing ) that's what they're so afraid of?" "Await my command!" "Well, if it isn't prince cashmere." "I hope you losers filled up that pretty little food sack" "After last year-- I'm hungry." "You are not welcome here, troll!" "Return from whence you came," "And we shall not harm you." "(mocking) "return from whence you came."" "I'm cashmere, and I sound like this" "Hurdy gurdy, gurdy," "Gurdy, hurdy, hurdy!" "How dare you!" "I am born of the seventh tribe of markhoor!" "I speak with great eloquence!" "( evil laughter )" "Aaah!" "Yeah!" "Take that, losers!" "Oh." "I see." "Warriors:" "Aaaaaah!" "Troll:" "You call that hitting?" "It feels like sweet little kisses!" "(gasps) cur!" "I would never kiss anyone" "Except someone who I admired and respected," "And only after we dated for quite a while!" "Ja." "Kissing is very intimate." "I'm saving my first kiss for my special someone, not you!" "( evil laughter ) here we go!" "Waaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Heroic wander and mighty sylvia," "I must command my troops from the ground." "Can I rely on your bravery" "And impressive physical prowess" "To hold down the great hall?" "Ho ho!" "Are you kiddin'?" "Fighting, my thing." "Helping, his thing." "Right, wander?" "Wander?" "Wander!" "Yep." "Oh, thank you, my friends." "Ground squad, follow me!" "All right, archers, head to the roof and start firing!" "Catapult guy, make it rain!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "( all baaing )" "Wander, let's go!" "Battle time!" "Don't I know it?" "( growls )" "Nice beard!" "Did your little sister braid it for you?" "Ohhh!" "As a matter of fact, she did!" "Ja,  and she did a very good job!" "She's a talented braider, and I am very proud of her!" "( evil laughter )" "( laughter continues )" "Hurdy, gurdy, hurdy!" "Hurdy, gurdy, hurdy!" "Ha ha!" "Hey, buddy boy, you know what would be awesome?" "If you helped me out here!" "I am  helping." "Boy, those peanuts sure know how to get stuck in there." "( wander sucking his teeth )" "( all bleating )" "Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Hey!" "Why you gotta be so stupid?" "!" "Aaah!" "I have above-average intelligence!" "Thank you!" "Out of the way, baldy!" "It's normal for my age!" "( roaring )" "Hey, cashmere!" "I totally forgot how lame your cape is!" "How..." "Dare  you?" "!" "My dear sweet nana ba ba made this for me!" "Rrrraaarrr!" "Whaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh!" "Hey, lazy, I'm thinking of a word." "It starts with an "h" and it rhymes with "help"!" "Ahhh." "I am  helping." "Oh, I don't have time for this." "Cashmere!" "I'm coming!" "( roaring )" "I immediately regret that decision." "( slobbery growling )" "Score!" "Looks like this guy is gonna get his food sack on after all!" "Wander!" "Wake up!" "The food sack!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "!" "You!" "Hey, ya dumb yokel!" "I'm talking to you." "Huh?" "Hmm." "You look like a hairy spoon!" "( yawns )" "Your shoes are out of style!" "Arrghh!" "That's the stupidest hat I've ever seen!" "( groaning )" "What the--?" "Ding!" "The troll has be shrunken!" "The sack of thuringian is safe at last!" "( all baaing ) thank goodness!" "Now let us proceed to stomp upon him!" "Oh, look!" "Just what I needed." "Troll:" "Your mom is ugly!" "You are such a meanie!" "Your dad is ugly!" "Uh-uh!" "Your great-aunt twice removed is ugly!" "Wash your mouth out with soap!" "( troll laughing )" "My friends?" "Why do you stand idly by?" "Nay!" "Nay!" "Lying  idly by" "Whence the invader threatens to destroy my people!" "We cannot once again afford to feed this monster!" "Then stop feeding him." "But that's what we're trying to do!" "Dude, just ignore the guy." "You getting all upset just makes him stronger." "Uh, yeah." "Don't..." "Feed..." "The troll." "( evil laughter )" "Just give me one more, you dum-dum!" "Cashmere:" "No!" "Give him none!" "Don't you see, my friends?" "We are proud and brave and strong." "We are good people with good hearts." "And we are all beautiful on the inside." "We know this to be." "So why should we care what this sad, pathetic," "Pitiful creature thinks of us?" "You believe that schmaltzy garbage?" "What a bunch of wusses!" "( groaning )" "And--and babies!" "Yeah!" "You're sappy-wappy babies!" "( groaning )" "Your armor could use a polish?" "Your hair is kinda messy?" "You're two inches too short!" "Your mother wears combat booooots!" "( all cheering )" "( music, laughter )" "Hey!" "You're all wimps!" "With tiny muscles!" "You're weak, and your food is terrible!" "I didn't even want it anyway!" "Hey!" "Pay attention to meeeee!" "Ohh!" "( grunting )" "( shouting, grunting )" "( grunting continues )"