"( Theme music playing )" "Announcer:" "TONIGHT AT THE BLACK ORCHID." "IT'S CHEERS AND BOTTOMS UP." "I WANNA SEE BUTTS WHEN I COME HERE..." "BUTTS WIGGLING." "ENTER THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY" "WHERE YOU PLUG IN" "AND TURN ON." "I'VE MASTURBATED QUITE A BIT" "BECAUSE OF MY ONLINE EXPERIENCES." " DRIVE IN..." " THIS IS COCOA CAKES." "AND PARK YOUR WHEELS" "AT A MOST UNUSUAL TRUCK STOP." "WELCOME TO A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB" "WHERE BUSINESSMEN KEEP A CLOSE EYE" "ON THE BOTTOM LINE." "REAL STORIES, REAL PEOPLE, REAL SEX." "OH!" "OH!" "ALL NEW "REAL SEX."" "Woman:" "CYBER SEX TO ME MEANS." "THAT YOU ARE CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE" "OVER THE COMPUTER." "AND IT'S NOT YOUR FACE," "IT'S NOT YOUR IMAGE." "IT IS YOUR WORDS." "CYBER SEX MEANS" "A WAY OF HAVING SEXUAL THOUGHTS" "OR SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITHOUT PHYSICAL CONTACT." "YES." "IT IS AROUSING." "( Keyboard keys clicking )" "I'VE MASTURBATED QUITE A BIT" "BECAUSE OF MY ONLINE EXPERIENCES." "MY HUSBAND TRAVELS ABOUT 50% OF THE TIME NOW." "SO THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH TV I CAN WATCH." "AND BEING ONLINE..." "I SPEND MORE OF MY TIME THERE NOW" "INSTEAD OF JUST TWIDDLING MY THUMBS, I GUESS," "BECAUSE HE'S AWAY AND I'M A LITTLE BORED." "THERE'S A REAL FREEDOM" "TO EXPLORE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ONLINE" "BECAUSE THERE'S NO PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCES." "THE FIRST TIME I WAS ON, I WAS PROBABLY ON FOR TWO HOURS." "AND THEN THE NEXT DAY" "I WAS ON FOR, LIKE, FIVE HOURS." "AND I GOT TOTALLY SUCKED IN." "I'M AN ADDICT." "I'M AN ADDICT NOW." "( Giggles )" "I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONLINE" "HAVING CYBER SEX." "THIS IS MY FIRST TIME." "YES, MY MASTER." "TELL ME WHAT TO DO." "I'VE EXPERIMENTED IN THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF" "WITH SM AND BD." "BONDAGE AND DISCIPLINE IS MORE RULES" "AND OBEYING AND COMMANDING." "AND SO I'M INTERESTED IN TRYING IT ONLINE." "( Moaning )" "WELL, IF I'M TALKING" "TO A DOM, WHICH I WILL BE," "AND I'M THE SUBMISSIVE," "THEN I AGREE WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT" "THAT I DO WHAT HE TELLS ME TO." "OKAY." "OH." "MM." "I'LL HAVE TO RESPOND TO HIM" "AND LET HIM KNOW HOW IT FEELS OR, "YES, I'VE DONE IT."" "( chuckles )" "SEX IS DEFINITELY IN THE MIND," "DEFINITELY." "IT STARTS IN THE MIND." "OH, GOD." "( Grunts )" "I LIKE THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS." "EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE" "AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE," "MY IMAGINATION CAN CREATE" "SOMETHING BETTER." "YEAH, I CONSIDER MYSELF AN AVERAGE GUY..." "BASICALLY I GO TO WORK 9:30 TO 6:00 EVERY DAY," "GET OFF WORK, COME HOME," "GET ON THE COMPUTER, TALK ON THE BILLBOARD." "CHAT." "CAN YOU COME OVER HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE?" "ME AND MY WIFE'S BEEN TOGETHER" "FOR 12 YEARS NOW." "SHE LIKES TO PLAY POKER AND STUFF ON THE BOARDS" "WHERE I LIKE TALKING TO THE HOT WOMEN ON THE BOARDS." "AND SHE GETS A LITTLE JEALOUS OVER THAT SOMETIMES," "BUT IT'S NOT LIKE" "GOING OUT TO THE BARS AND MEETING LIVE WOMEN." "AT LEAST I'M DOING IT OVER THE COMPUTER." "I'M AT HOME.SHE SEES ME." "IT'S SAFE SEX OVER THE COMPUTER, MORE OR LESS." "I'M ON THE COMPUTER" "PROBABLY FOUR TO FIVE HOURS A DAY." "AND SHE TELLS ME" "THAT I SPEND MORE TIME ON MY COMPUTER" "THAN I DO WITH HER." "SOMETIMES SHE TELLS ME," ""WHY DON'T YOU MARRY YOUR COMPUTER?"" "AND SHE'LL BE BEHIND ME" "AND SHE'LL GET A SET OF BINOCULARS." "I'M THINKING SHE'S FAR ENOUGH AWAY." "SHE CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING TO THIS PERSON." "AND SHE'LL GET THE BINOCULARS" "AND READ OFF TO ME WHAT I'M TYPING." "Wife: "LICKING YOU UP AND DOWN."" ""LICKING YOUR LIPS."" "Man:" "ANGELA TRIES TO GET ME OFF THE COMPUTER SOMETIMES." "AND SOMETIMES SHE'LL PUT ON" "SOME NICE SEXY-LOOKING LINGERIE," "MAYBE A CUT-OFF T-SHIRT" "WITH A PAIR OF G-STRING PANTIES ON." "I THINK IT'S MY TURN." "YOUR TURN?" " FOR YOUR ATTENTION." "OKAY." "ONE SECOND." "LET ME LOG OFF." "SHE DON'T LIKE ME BEING ON IT ALL THE TIME," "BUT WHEN I GET OFF SHE GETS ON." "SO BASICALLY WE NEED TWO COMPUTERS IN THE HOUSE" "SO WE BOTH CAN BE HAPPY," "SO WE'RE NOT FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS THE COMPUTER FIRST." "YES, SWEETHEART?" "I THINK THE FIRST TIME THAT I EVER" "ENCOUNTERED SEX ONLINE" "WAS, "NO, YOU'RE KIDDING,"" ""NO, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO DO THIS"" "AND "I CAN'T DO THIS,"" "THINKING LIKE THERE'S A CAMERA ON ME," "LIKE THE SCREEN IS THEIR EYES." "AND THEN IT BECOMES A CHALLENGE" "TO WRITE BACK SOMETHING" "THAT IS MORE EROTIC THAN WHAT THEY'VE ASKED YOU." "AND IT'S ANONYMOUS." "MY BOYFRIEND IS" "A TOTAL COMPUTER GEEK." "AND HE TENDS TO BE" "THE ONE WHO'S MORE AGGRESSIVE WITH IT." "HI." " HI, HONEY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " I'M WRITING." "THIS IS A GIRL." "IT'S A GIRL." "OOH, GOD." "DON'T MAKE ME BLOW IT." "IT'S A GIRL." "OKAY." "HE IS REALLY CURIOUS." "MY BOYFRIEND IS REALLY CURIOUS" "ABOUT WOMEN AND WOMEN." "SO HE ENCOURAGES" "THAT KIND OF EXPLORATION FOR ME." "SHE'S GOT ME GOING." "SHE'S GOT ME..." "SHE DOES." " YEAH, LOOK AT THIS." "( Chuckles )" "( laughs )" "OOH, SHE WANTS ME HERE." "SHE WANTS YOU CLOSE TO THE SCREEN." "SO THEN WHAT?" "OH MY GOD, SHE WANTS TO DO YOU TOO." "IF SOMEBODY CAN TALK TO ME" "AND REALLY REALLY APPEAL TO ME" "AND MAKE ME GASP," "PROBABLY IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER" "THAN THE SAME OLD PHYSICAL THING" "I DO EVERY DAY WITH SEX." ""REAL SEX" STREET INTERVIEWS." "TAKE 1." "ONLINE SEX IS ONE OF THE BETTER SEXUAL EXPERIENCES" "THAT ARE AVAILABLE ON THE NET" "BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY QUADRISEXUAL." "I MEAN, THE MOST YOU CAN HAVE IN REAL LIFE" "IS BEING A MAN WITH A MAN, A MAN WITH A WOMAN," "A WOMAN WITH A MANOR A WOMAN WITH A WOMAN." "ONLINE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING OR ANYONE YOU WANT TO BE." "I'VE HAD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH MEN, WOMEN, ELVES," "ANTHROPOMORPHIC FOXES." "IT'S COMPLETELY WILD." "KINKY SEX?" " Man:" "YEAH." "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS KINKY"?" "YES." " ( woman guffaws )" "SURE HAVE." "WE'RE NOT KINKY AT ALL." " THAT'S TRUE." "IT WAS MUCH MORE KINKY BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO." "BABY OIL..." "THAT'S THE EXTENT OF OUR KINKINESS." "NO WAY." "WE HAD THAT FANCY OIL WE BOUGHT..." "OKAY, EXOTIC OIL." " IN THAT GYRO SHOP." "EXCUSE ME, JOHNSON  JOHNSON'S, FORGET IT." "WE HAD THAT STUFF THAT BURNED YOUR NIPPLES, REMEMBER?" "IT DID BURN, BUT I THINK..." "DIDN'T BURN THAT BAD." "NO, IT FELT GOOD." "IT WAS A GOOD BURNING, BUT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH" "THE EXTENT OF OUR KINKINESS." " DIDN'T TASTE THAT GOOD." "ICE CUBES." " ICE CREAM?" "ICE CREAM." " ICE CREAM." "YOU FORGOT JELL-O." " I'M NOT A JELL-O MAN." "I'M NOT A JELL-O MAN." " JELL-O JIGGLES." "IT JIGGLES?" "OKAY." " IT JIGGLES." "THE ICE CREAM IS NICE." " WHAT ABOUT COOL WHIP?" "I'M COOL WITH COOL WHIP." " COOL WHIP!" "COOL WHIP!" "COOL WHIP!" "COOL WHIP!" "♪ THAT LOVE BIZARRE ♪" "( Dance music playing )" "♪ THAT LOVE BIZARRE ♪" "( Dance music continues )" "♪ THAT LOVE BIZARRE ♪" "♪ THAT LOVE BIZARRE ♪" "♪ THAT LOVE BIZARRE. ♪" "Man:" "THEY DO COME FROM ALL OVER THE STATE." "JUST TO COME TO DANCE AT THE BLACK ORCHID," "WHICH IS THE TOP OF THE LINE OF BLACK CLUBS." "♪ WELCOME TO THE CLUB... ♪" "WHITE CLUBS..." "THEY SAY "TOPLESS,"" "SO BASICALLY WE'RE TALKING" "HEAVY-CHESTED YOUNG LADIES," "WHEREAS IN THE BLACK CLUBS" "WE SAY "TOPLESS," BUT THE BEHINDS" "ARE MORE OR LESS OUTSTANDING." "♪ DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT?" "♪" "♪ DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THIS?" "♪" "♪ DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT?" "♪" "Woman:" "THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE, SO THAT'S." "WHAT WE HAVE TO DO HERE, YOU KNOW." "THEY WANT YOUR BUTT IN THEIR FACE." "THAT'S WHAT WE DO, YOU KNOW..." "PUT IT IN THEIR FACE." "WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?" "WE HAVE A VARIETY OF CLIENTELE COMING IN." "WE HAVE ENTERTAINERS THAT COME IN." "WE HAVE SPORTS CELEBRITIES THAT COME IN," "LIKE BOXERS, FOOTBALL PLAYERS." "WE ALSO HAVE SOME OF THE BASEBALL PLAYERS COME IN." "WE GIVE THEM THE V.I.P. TREATMENT" "WHEN THEY COME IN, NATURALLY." "WE HAVE SOME SENIOR CITIZENS THAT COME IN TOO." "WE NORMALLY LET THEM IN FREE." "DJ:" "And, gentlemen, as we continue at The Black Orchid cabaret nice to see you all in the house today." "We're gonna feature some of your favorite dancers from around the city..." "the luscious Lady T;" "The original crowd pleaser Coo-Coo is here, gentlemen;" "The tantalizing Tasty;" "And of course our very own belle of The Black Orchid, the captivating Cream is here." "So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride." "♪ SWEET CAPPUCCINO WITHOUT THE CREAM, BLACK GIRL... ♪" "Coo-Coo:" "THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT HERE." "THAN IN ANY OTHER CLUB" "BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE GUY." "AT THE OTHER BARS, IT'S LIKE, LAP DANCES." "AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE." "I FEEL BEAUTIFUL..." "I MEAN," "FOR ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION," "ATTENTION THAT MY BOYFRIEND DON'T REALLY GIVE ME OUT," "NOT TELLING ME THAT I'M BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY." "♪ KEEP CONTROL ♪" "♪ I LOVES ME A GIRL WITH THAT CHOCOLATE COMPLEXION ♪" "♪ AND OH MY GOD, I LOVE THE WAY SHE MOVES HER MIDSECTION ♪" "♪ SWEET AND SEXY... ♪" "WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL" "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA," "A BALLET DANCER." "THAT WAS MY DREAM." "THAT'S HOW I BECAME A DANCER." "♪ SEXY MAMA WITH CURVES... ♪" "LOOKING PRETTY" "AND DANCING FOR THE GUYS..." "IT'S LIKE,"I'M HERE." "THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED."" "♪ I GOT A THING FOR BLACK GIRLS. ♪" "Cream: "CREAM" IS A SONG THAT PRINCE WROTE." "THEY CALL ME THAT." "I DON'T KNOW," "CREAM'S KIND OF SEXY, BUT SHE'S IN CHARGE." "♪ BLACK GIRL, SHE'S THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS ♪" "♪ I LOVE THE WAY SHE MOVES AND SHAKES HER THING ♪" "♪ BLACK GIRL, SHE'S THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS... ♪" "THERE'S HAKEEMA..." "THE REGULAR PERSON OUTSIDE OF THE CLUB," "AND THEN THERE'S CREAM, AND THAT'S MY IDENTITY IN THE CLUB." "THEY'RE VERY DIFFERENT, VERY DIFFERENT." "MOST PEOPLE DON'T THINK THAT A DANCER..." "THEY DON'T THINK OF A DANCER AS A STUDENT." "MY MAJOR IS MATH." "AND I WANT TO TEACH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL." "I LOVE CHILDREN." "THEN I THINK I MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK," "MAYBE GET MY MASTER'S, POSSIBLY TEACH" "ON A COLLEGIATE LEVEL." "I WANT TO GET MARRIED." "I WANT TO HAVE ABOUT THREE KIDS," "LIVE IN A SUBURB..." "THE AMERICAN DREAM, BASICALLY." "I THINK THAT WE DO" "REALLY WORK HARD FOR OUR MONEY." "SOME PEOPLE KIND OF THINK THAT IT'S EASY," "THAT WHAT WE DO IS NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL." "SOME PEOPLE KIND OF GLORIFY IT TOO MUCH." "IT'S JUST A JOB." "THE DANCING THAT WE DO" "HERE AT THE BLACK ORCHID..." "WE KIND OF GET DOWN, YOU KNOW." "Lady T:" "SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST INTO THE DANCING," "JUST HAVING FUN, YOU'RE INTO YOURSELF." "AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE INTO THE CUSTOMERS." "IT CHANGES." "BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN BEING UP THERE," "ALL THE LIGHTS, YOU KNOW." "YOU GOT SOME GUYS WHO APPRECIATE" "YOUNG LADIES WHO ARE SENSUAL," "MOVING VERY VERY SLOW TO THE MUSIC." "THAT HAS A PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT ON SOME GUYS ALSO." "Tasty:" "WE GET SOME WILD GUYS," "GUYS THAT WANT TO SEE YOU SHAKE IT UP." "WE HEAR ALL OF IT..." ""BE THIS" AND "DO THAT."" "Man:" "I COME HERE TO SEE BUTTS." "I WANT TO SEE BUTTS WHEN I COME IN HERE..." " BUTTS WIGGLING." " Woman:" "TITTIES, RICK." "TITTIES." "TITTIES AND BUTTS." "TITTIES AND BUTTS." "IT'S A TITTIES AND BUTTS WORLD." "♪ BOY, YOU KNOW THE HOUSE RULES AROUND HERE... ♪" "SOMETIMES THE GUYS, YOU KNOW, THEY NEED ATTENTION." "AND IF THEIR FRIENDS ARE HERE" "AND THEY SEE THAT THEIR FRIENDS ARE HERE" "AND THEY WANT THEIR FRIENDS TO SEE THEM" "SPEND THE MONEY AND BE THE BIG GUY," "SO THEY THROW MONEY ONSTAGE" "AND THEY BUY $100 BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE," "YOU KNOW, JUST TO SHOW OFF AND HAVE FUN." "♪ YOU CAN LOOK IN MY, TAKE A SNIFF OF MY... ♪" "Man:" "YOU CAN COME IN, YOU CAN SIT DOWN," "YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH THE LADY," "YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DRINK AND YOU CAN GO HOME." "NOTHING..." "NO ATTACHMENTS," "JUST PURE FUN." "Coo-Coo:" "BEFORE I STARTED DANCING TOPLESS" "I CAME TO SEE HOW IT WAS." "I SAW HOW EASY IT WAS FOR THE GIRLS TO GET MONEY AND STUFF." "I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I CAN DO THAT."" "♪ HAVE A SNIFF OF MY ♪" "♪ BUT DON'T GO TOUCHING MY MM, BABY ♪" "♪ YOU CAN LOOK IN MY ♪" "♪ YOU CAN SNIFF AT MY ♪" "♪ BUT DON'T GO TOUCHING MY OOH ♪" "♪ BABY ♪" "♪ BABY... ♪" "Cream:" "I HAVE A LOT OF FUN AT WORK," "UNLESS OF COURSE A JERK COMES IN." "THEN MAYBE I GET A LITTLE ATTITUDE." "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "I MET HIM AT THE CLUB," "SO IT'S KIND OF IRONIC, I GUESS." "BUT I'VE BEEN TALKING TO MICHAEL" "SINCE JUST ABOUT WHEN I STARTED WORKING." "SHE WAS DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IN HERE." "SHE'S VERY STRONG AND SMART." "SO, YOU KNOW, WE JUST BLENDED." "♪ I GIVE YOU MORE ♪" "♪ MORE THAN I GIVE ♪" "♪ ANY OTHER ♪" "♪ I OFFER YOU ♪" "♪ THE BEAUTY OF ♪" "♪ MY NAKED BODY ♪" "♪ AND THOUGH I ♪" "♪ DREAM AWAY THE DAY... ♪" "Michael:" "WHAT I DO IS JUST TRY." "TO STAY MILD-MANNERED ABOUT THE SITUATION" "'CAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS APPROACH HER EVERY NIGHT," "AND GUYS I KNOW." "SO THEY MIGHT JUST BE DOING IT" "TO RUB IT IN MY FACE." "AND WHEN THE NIGHT'S SAID AND DONE, SHE COMES HOME WITH ME." "♪ ..." "BLACK ORCHID. ♪" "LIKE, IF I'M ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING," "I THINK ABOUT IF MICHAEL WERE RIGHT THERE OVER ME." "MY WHOLE ATTITUDE JUST CHANGES WHEN I THINK ABOUT MICHAEL," "ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE SENSUOUS." "♪ GIVE YOU MORE ♪" "♪ SO MUCH MORE ♪" "♪ THAN I WOULD GIVE ANOTHER ♪" "♪ AND OFFER YOU ♪" "♪ THE BEAUTY OF ♪" "♪ MY NAKED BODY ♪" "♪ AND THOUGH I ♪" "♪ DREAM AWAY THE DAY... ♪" "( Women cheering )" "Owner:" "WE HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES IN HERE FOR THE GIRLS." "SOMETIMES THEY GET KIND OF WILD" "'CAUSE SOME OF THE GIRLS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT," "THEY LIKE TO TAKE THE CAKE" "AND PUSH IT IN EACH OTHER'S FACE." "SO WE HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, KIND OF" "CUT DOWN ON THAT A LITTLE BIT" "TO KEEP THE CARPET CLEAN." "( Dance music playing )" "♪ I WANT YOU TO RIDE ♪" "♪ INSIDE MY RODEO ♪" "♪ I WANT YOU TO RIDE ♪" "♪ INSIDE MY RODEO ♪" "♪ I WANT YOU TO RIDE ♪" "♪ INSIDE MY RODEO. ♪" ""REAL SEX," TAKE 2." "WHAT MEN LOVE MOST OF ALL?" "THIS IS REALLY..." "CAN I SAY A GROSS THING?" "Man:" "SURE." "THEY JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE A HUGE DEAL" "OUT OF THEIR PENIS." "AND PENISES ARE ALL UGLY." "BUT YOU JUST SAY,"OH MY GOODNESS," "IT'S JUST THE MOST LOVELY PENIS" ""I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY..." "OH, AND LOOK AT IT FROM THIS END!"" "AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YOU MUST BE KIDDING."" "Man:" "DOES PENIS SIZE." "HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON GOOD SEX?" "YES, IT DOES!" "AND ANYONE" "WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS LYING." "YES." "SMALL PENISES DO NOT SATISFY." "FORGET IT." "( laughs )" "VIBRATORS, YES." "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW," "I GET TIRED SOMETIMES." " OKAY." "AND THAT LITTLE THING THAT KEEPS ON GOING." " Man:" "OH MY GOSH." " THANK HEAVENS." "Woman:" "DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE NAME FOR YOUR PENIS?" "( laughs )" "HOW DO YOU EXPRESS THAT?" "JUST SAY THE NAME, BABE." "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU?" "NO!" "JUST SAY THE NAME." "SEYMOUR." "AND YOU KNOW WHY?" "'CAUSE WHEN HE GETS EXCITED" "YOU CAN SEE SO MUCH MORE." "♪ OH ♪" "♪ I WANT TO BE A MADAM IN A WHOREHOUSE ♪" "♪ THIS IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO DO ♪" "♪ NOW SOME GIRLS ARE MODELS ♪" "♪ OTHERS JUST THINK THEY'RE CUTE ♪" "♪ BUT I WANT TO BE A MADAM IN A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE. ♪" "I'M THE MADAM OF THE HACIENDA IN WELLS, NEVADA," "AND I OWN AND OPERATE" "A LEGAL BROTHEL IN THE STATE OF NEVADA." "( Woman giggles )" "IT'S SAFE." "IT'S WONDERFUL." "IT'S THE ONLY WAY" "THAT A MAN SHOULD ENJOY SEX." "OUR CUSTOMERS ARE BASICALLY TRUCK DRIVERS." "♪ IF YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN A HIGHWAY ♪" "♪ IN THE HOURS BEFORE THE DAWN ♪" "♪ IF YOU GET TO FEELING LONESOME... ♪" "WELL, HI." "THIS IS COCOA CAKES" "COMING TO YOU FROM THE HACIENDA SUGAR SHACK." "Honey, why don't you head on over here?" "'Cause we got." "THAT FREE COFFEE, THOSE FREE SHOWERS" "AND THAT FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH NO OBLIGATIONS." "Come on." " ( Man speaks over radio )" "YES, YOU DO." "Man:" "You're talking about all this coffee and showers." "What else you got?" "OOH, BABY, YOU JUST GIVE ME A HOLLER AND I'LL GUIDE YOU" "ON HERE NICE AND SLOW STEP-BY-STEP." "WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?" "ARE YOU ONE OF THEM BIG, BUSTY WOMEN?" "You betcha." "But most of all, I look like a woman." "WHICH WAY DO I GO?" "HEY, WE'RE DOWNTOWN WELLS, ABOUT FIVE MINUTES" "WESTBOUND OF THAT FOUR-WAY TRUCK STOP, SWEETIE." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "Angel:" "I REALLY ENJOY THE TYPE OF PEOPLE." "THAT COME HERE TO THE HACIENDA." "THEY'RE MORE REALISTIC, NOT PLASTIC." "AND IT GIVES METHE CHANCE TO BE MYSELF" "AND NOT HAVE TO DOA LOT OF ACTING." "MY NAME IS COCOA AND I'VE BEEN HERE EXACTLY THREE DAYS." "WHEN THE BELL RINGS I PUT MY HIGH HEELS ON" "AND GET READY FOR THE LINEUP" "AND GO OUT AND SHOW MY STUFF." "HI, I'M RICKI." "I'M ANGEL." "I'M JESSIE." "HI, I'M COCOA." "AND I HOPE THAT THE GUY WILL PICK ME." "IF HE DOESN'T, THAT'S OKAY." "I'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT BELL TO RING." "I LIKE TO HANDCUFF GUYS" "AND TIE 'EM TO THE BED" "AND JUST HAVE TOTAL CONTROL OF THEM." "MAYBE TELL ONE OF THEM TO SUCK MY TOE" "OR CRAWL TO ME" "OR TURN OVER AND SPANK 'EM" "IF THEY DON'T DO SOMETHING RIGHT." "LIKE IF THEY DON'T SUCK A NIPPLE RIGHT" "YOU KNOW, I'LL SPANK 'EM." "AND THEY LOVE IT." "ALL RIGHT, CALIFORNIA GIRL," "WHAT DO Y'ALL GOT TO OFFER OVER THERE?" "Jessie:" "If you want that variety for the spice in your life and I'm talking about those hot, sexy women," "YOU GET THOSE ONES THAT ARE BIG AND BUSTY AND HOT AND LUSTY" "WITH LEGS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "HI, I'M RICKI." " I'M ANGEL." "I'M JESSIE." " I'M COCOA." "BIG JESSIE." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW ME?" "AT FIRST I THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA MAKE IT," "BUT THE THING IS, I LET ALL MY INHIBITIONS GO." "I WHIP OUT THESE 42DDs AND GET BUSY." "I HAVE A GOAL." "FIRST AND FORE MOST IS THE FACT" "THAT I WANT TO BE A PARALEGAL." "I WANT TO GO INTO A DIFFERENT OCCUPATION." "THIS JOB PAYS WELL ENOUGH" "THAT I CAN PUT MONEY ASIDE FOR MY COLLEGE." "AND IT'S AMAZING THAT..." "MY BOYFRIEND SAYS" "THAT I WON'T STOP AT A PARALEGAL." "I STARTED A PROSTITUTE, I'LL GO TO A PARALEGAL," "AND THE NEXT THING WE KNOW, I'LL BE RUNNING FOR CONGRESS." "THE MONEY THAT A WORKING GIRL MAKES IN THE ROOM" "IS SPLIT 50/50 WITH THE HOUSE." "( Women chattering )" "I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT" "THE EVERYDAY GOING TO JAIL, FINES," "BONDS, ATTORNEYS." "IT'S LIKE A JOB, YOU KNOW." "YOU CAN JUST WORK" "AND MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU WANT." "OUR WORKING GIRLS" "WEEKLY AVERAGE" "$2,000 TO $5,000." "THE MONEY KEEPS ME COMING BACK." "( Bell rings )" "WHEN I HEAR THAT DOORBELL, I HAVE AN INSTANT ATTITUDE CHECK." "NOW THERE'S DAYS..." "I'M HUMAN JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE..." "I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING BOTHERED." "HI, I'M RICKI." "WHAT I USUALLY DO IS, I'LL EITHER CLOSE MY EYES" "AND SAY, "INSURANCE INSURANCE INSURANCE"" "OR WHATEVER BILL THAT I NEED TO PAY." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ME A DRINK?" " SURE." "WHY NOT?" "OKAY, MY DRINKS ARE $5, $10." "WE HAVE $20 BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE," "$50 BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE" "AND $100 BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE." "WE'LL START WITH..." "WHAT SIZE?" "$5?" "$10?" "$5." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, ARE YOU?" "OH, I CAN." "( laughs )" "I MOST CERTAINLY CAN." "JANE, CAN I HAVE A SEVEN AND SEVEN, PLEASE?" "WELL, SOME GIRLS KISS." "I DON'T." "I FIND THAT IS PROBABLY THE ONLY THING" "ABOUT MYSELF THAT I WILL NOT SELL." "I HAVE TO GIVE THAT FREELY." "I HAVE TO WANT TO BE WITH YOU." "THAT LETS ME KNOW THAT THIS IS" "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME WORKING" "AND ME BEING IN LOVE OR TRYING TO BE IN LOVE" "OR ESTABLISH A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE." "I DO APPRECIATE THIS." "AND IF YOU'D LIKE," "I'LL TAKE YOU ON A TOUR OF THE HOUSE." "AND YOU'RE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO STAY," "EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU MIGHT, BUT WHO KNOWS?" "OKAY?" " SURE." "I'VE ENJOYED OUR CONVERSATION." "ALL RIGHT, GOOD DEAL." "CONVERSATION..." "YEAH, RIGHT." "LET'S DO IT." "( laughs )" "WHAT I USUALLY DO IS, I PUT THE CONDOM IN MY MOUTH" "AND TURN HIM OVER" "AND THEN I ROLL THE CONDOM DOWN" "WITH MY MOUTH, USING MY TEETH." "AND THEN WE DO DIFFERENT SEXUAL POSITIONS" "LIKE DOGGIE-STYLE, ME ON TOP," "HIM ON TOP, KERMIT-THE-FROG STYLE." "Angel:" "Hello hello." "Man:" "Hello." "WHERE ARE YOU AT?" "Somewhere between lost and found in the state of confusion." "WELL, DO YOU WANT TO BE FOUND?" "Something I want to find right now is a place to take me a shower and get something to eat." "WELL, WE GOT THOSE PIZZAS OVER HERE" "AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT FREE SHOWER, OKAY." "I LIKE THE FACT THAT I MAKE MEN HAPPY" "AND GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO ESCAPE FROM REALITY" "AND THE OUTSIDE WORLD EVEN IF IT IS ONLY TEMPORARILY." "HI, I'M RICKI." " HI, I'M ANGEL." "HI, I'M JESSIE." " HI, I'M COCOA." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PICK A LADY AND GO ON A FREE TOUR OF THE HOUSE?" "ANGEL." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW ME?" " YES." "THIS IS OUR V.I.P. ROOM" "WITH A JACUZZI, X-RATED MOVIES," "A WHOLE BUNCH OF MIRRORS AND LOTS OF FUN." "YEAH, LOTS OF MIRRORS." "WE START OFF IN HERE BY TAKING A SHOWER TOGETHER," "DOING A LITTLE SKINNY DIPPING AND THEN" "DEPENDING ON YOUR PREFERENCE STAKING IT FROM THERE." "THE PRICES HERE IN THE GIRLS' ROOMS DEPEND" "ON THE TYPE OF PARTY THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE." "THE AVERAGE PARTY, YOU'RE LOOKING AT ABOUT $100 FOR A HALF HOUR" "AND $175 FOR THE HOUR." "SO WHAT WE NEED TO DO" "IS KIND OF DECIDE WHAT IT IS YOU WANT TO DO." "WELL, HOW ABOUT" "A MASSAGE AND A BLOWJOB?" "OKAY, THERE YOU'RE LOOKING" "AT PROBABLY ABOUT A HALF-HOUR TYPE OF PARTY." "AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT ABOUT $100 FOR THAT." "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW TOO THAT IF YOUR CASH IS SHORT" "WE DO TAKE MASTERCARD, VISA, COMCHEK," "C.C.I.S., T.C.I., GREENBACKS AND A FEW OTHERS." "OH, I THINK WE CAN LIVE WITH CASH." "SOUNDS GOOD TO ME." " OKAY." "I'D HAVE TO SAY" "THAT MY FAVORITE ACTIVITY HERE" "WOULD PROBABLY BE..." "ORAL SEX." "THE REASON WHY I LIKE ORAL SEX IS" "I'M CONGRATULATED ON HOW WELL THAT I DO DO IT." "THERE'S A GREAT DEAL OF SERVICE PROVIDED" "WITH THE TYPE OF WORK THAT I DO." "AND THE FACT" "THAT I USE ANOTHER PART OF MY BODY" "SHOULDN'T ELIMINATE ME FROM THE REST OF SOCIETY." "YOU GOT EVER-READY ON THIS RADIO" "AND I'M CHARGED UP AND READY TO PLAY." "NOW HOW ABOUT THOSE DRIVERS READY TO BEHEADING MY WAY, OKAY?" "WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?" "DO WE HAVE ANY OTHER DRIVERS OUT THERE" "READY TO TAKE THAT WELL-DESERVED BREAK TODAY" "AND COME ON OVER AND PLAY WITH ME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS?" "WE ALSO HAVE THAT FULLY-STOCKED BAR" "WITH THE ONLY JACUZZI IN TOWN." "WHEN YOU GET TO THAT RIGHT, BABE, I'LL SEE YOU FROM THERE" "AND I'LL GUIDE YOU THE REST OF THE WAY MY WAY, OKAY?" "♪ YOU MAY LAUGH AT MY RISQUE OCCUPATION ♪" "♪ BUT CARNAL COPULATION'S HERE TO STAY ♪" "♪ I WANT TO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY ♪" "♪ HEY, YOU'RE GONNA SPEND IT, HONEY ♪" "♪ AND YOU CAN'T DO IT STANDING ON YOUR FEET ♪" "♪ OH, NO ♪" "♪ YOU CAN'T DO IT STANDING ON YOUR FEET ♪" "♪ LAY DOWN ♪" "♪ YOU CAN'T DO IT STANDING ON YOUR FEET. ♪" "( Applause and cheering )" ""REAL SEX," TAKE 3." "I MEAN, EVERY WOMAN IS IN CONTROL." "ME?" "YES." "TIE HIM UP." "NO NO NO, NEVER HAPPENED." " YES." "NEVER HAPPENED, BELIEVE ME." "I PROMISE, NEVER HAPPENED." "YES YES YES, I LOVE IT!" "MY FAVORITE THING IS FOR ME TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND SWEAT," "AND NOT IN A SEXUAL MANNER," "MAKE HIM DO, LIKE, A BARBECUE." "AND HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND JUST THE SWEAT..." "THAT IS, LIKE, THE SEXIEST PART." "SWEAT IS GOOD." "I LIKE SWEAT." "THAT'S A GOOD SIGN THAT YOU'VE JUST HAD A FUN EVENING." "YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HARD AT WHAT YOU DO." "YEAH, YOU GOAT GOOD WORKOUT THERE," "DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW." "YOU'RE SET." "SWEAT JUST MAKES IT MORE EXCITING." "THE SOUND THAT IT MAKES WHEN THE BODIES" "JUST TOUCH EACH OTHER AND PULL APART." "JUST SLAPPING TOGETHER AND IT'S JUST MAKING IT MORE ENTICING." "AND YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP DOING IT AND DOING IT." "AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH MORE FUN." "SWEAT IS GREAT." "SWEAT IS ALWAYS GOOD." "SUMMERTIME, HOT, SWEAT, STICKY, SALTY," "ON THE BEACH..." "SWEAT IS GREAT." "I DON'T REALLY LIKE SWEAT." "I'M JEWISH" "AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET INTO ANYTHING DIRTY OR MESSY." "I LIKE WHEN A GUY TAKES CHARGE" "AND THEY GRAB YOU HARD OR THEY START SQUEEZING YOU REALLY HARD" "AND THEN THEY GRAB YOU AND TURN YOU OVER." "THE ONE THING I REALLY LOVE IS WHEN A WOMAN TAKES CHARGE," "WHEN A WOMAN TAKES CHARGE, GRABS ME BY THE HAIR," "SAYS, "COME HERE, HONEY, OH, YEAH!"" "SHE KNOWS WHAT TURNS ME ON." "AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO AND HOW WELL" "AND HOW SOFTLY OR SERENELY" "TO PUSH ALL THE RIGHT BUTTONS," "TO GET ALL..." "I'M GOOD." "TO JUST GET ME ALL RILED UP." "I USED TO HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH FIGURING OUT" "WHAT THE MOST SENSITIVE PART OF MY BODY REALLY WAS." "AND THEN MY GIRLFRIEND SHOWED ME" "THAT IT'S MY EAR." "LIKE, WHEN HER TONGUE WOULD GO IN MY EAR" "IT DRIVES ME WILD..." "WILD." "MY EARS." "JUST, OH," "FOR SOME REASON A GOOD EAR THING..." "THAT'S JUST LIKE, AH!" "THAT'LL GET MY ENGINE STARTED WITHOUT A KEY." "RIGHT." "OKAY, BYE." "THEY'RE FINE THERE." " GOOD." "I THINK ONLY $25,000 A YEAR." "THAT'S NOT BAD FOR A WEEK'S WORK." "Woman:" "HELLO, YOUNG MEN." "Men:" "HELLO." "HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING TODAY?" "FINE." "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN DOING?" "JUST FINE." " GOOD MORNING." "THANK YOU." "LET THE GAMES BEGIN." "Man:" "MEETING ADJOURNED." " ( men laughing )" "Man:" "GOOD CALL, GENTLEMEN." "NO WONDER THEY MADE YOU THE BOSS." "LET'S DO THIS EVERY DAY." "Woman:" "RIGHT FROM THE OFFICE?" "Man:" "OH, YEAH." " WE BROUGHT THE MEETING TO YOU." " Man:" "THAT'S RIGHT." "WE'LL GO OVER FACTS AND FIGURES WHILE WE'RE HERE." "Woman:" "FIGURES?" " HEAVY ON THE FIGURES." "WE GET A LOT OF BUSINESS ACCOMPLISHED HERE." "Man #2:" "IN A PROFESSIONAL ATMOSPHERE..." "THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART." "DJ:" "THAT'S RIGHT, GENTLEMEN." "HERE AT THE CHEETAH" "WE FEATURE VARIOUS WAYS FOR YOU TO ENJOY" "YOUR FAVORITE ENTERTAINERS THIS EVENING..." "V.I.P. ROOMS FOR MORE INTIMACY WITH THE CHEETAH GIRLS" "ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO YOU." "TELL YOU WHAT, FELLOWS..." "PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AN EVENING GOWN REVUE," "WHAT WE HERE AT THE CHEETAH CALLA "PARADE OF BEAUTY,"" "THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE DANCE BUSINESS" "GATHERING BACKSTAGE FOR YOU." "THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA GET." "IS IT REALLY?" "DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER." "DJ:" "PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER." "LET'S ALL MAKE SOME NOISE." "HERE THEY COME..." "THE HOTTEST LADIES IN TOWN." "( Dance music playing, crowd cheering )" "NUMBER-ONE RANKED TEAM OF THE COUNTRY," "CHEETAH LADIES, COME ON DOWN!" "THAT'S RIGHT." "OH, WHAT BEAUTIFUL CHEETAH GIRLS" "IN THEIR EVENING GOWNS, FELLOWS." "THE PARADE OF BEAUTY HAS BEGUN." "♪ Turning dance into flattery ♪" "♪ You look at me ♪" "♪ I'm under your spell ♪" "♪ So implicitly ♪" "♪ Touch me ♪" "♪ And feel electricity ♪" "♪ Tonight will be ♪" "♪ The night I remember ♪" "♪ Tonight will be ♪" "♪ So right. ♪" "DJ:" "THERE YOU GO, FELLOWS." "GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE" "TO THE HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE DANCE BUSINESS" "DOING IT FOR YOU." "THAT'S RIGHT." "KEEP IN MIND THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN" "YOU CAN HAVE ON YOUR TABLE TOP THIS AFTERNOON." "ALL IT TAKES IS THAT INVITATION OF YOURS." "Woman:" "THE GUYS, WHEN I'M DANCING, THEY'LL GO," ""YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE."" "AND I'LL LOOK AT 'EM AND I'LL GO, "IT'S MY JOB."" "( men cheering )" "Man:" "WE'RE DOING BUSINESS." "YOU CAN BRING SOME FRIENDS BY, TALK ABOUT BUSINESS DEALS." "THAT'S ALL WE DO WHEN WE COME DOWN HERE..." "DISCUSS BUSINESS." "IT'S KIND OF A "CHEERS" PLACE FOR US." "I'M IN THE CONVENTION BUSINESS, AND SO TYPICALLY" "WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO COME INTO TOWN" "THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST PLACES THEY ASK FOR." "THEN ZOO ATLANTA AND EVERYTHING ELSE AFTER THAT." "Man:" "BUT, YOU KNOW," "DANCE IS JUST A PORTION OF IT, REALLY." "TO ME, THE GIRL DANCING FOR YOU IS ONE THING" "AND BEING ABLE TO CARRY A CONVERSATION" "WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME AFTER SHE DANCES" "OR BEFORE SHE DANCES, OR I COULD BUY HERA COCOA" "OR BUY HER A DRINK OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS." "IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION TIME TOO." "Woman:" "I USED TO THINK THIS JOB EXPLOITED WOMEN." "AND MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WAS" "IT DID NOT EXPLOIT WOMEN, IT EXPLOITED MEN," "BECAUSE THEY COME IN AND THEY LOSE THEIR HEADS." "I WANT THE GENTLEMAN TO FEEL" "THAT HE IS SPECIAL WHILE HE'S HERE." "I FEEL LIKE A HOSTESS" "ENTERTAINING GUESTS..." "MALE GUESTS." "Woman #2:" "SINCE WE HAVE OVER 150 WOMEN" "WORKING HERE, SOMETIMES IT DOES GET COMPETITIVE." "AND I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO BE HEARD." "SO I'VE TAKEN ON A ROLE AS A LIAISON" "BETWEEN MANAGEMENT AND THE ENTERTAINERS." "I TRY TO JUST KIND OF KEEP THINGS UPBEAT FOR US." "I'M STILL AN ENTERTAINER." "I STILL LOVE TO ENTERTAIN." "I STILL LOVE THE MONEY." "HOWEVER, I WAS LONGING FOR SOMETHING MORE." "I WAS LONGING TO MAKE IT BETTER IF I COULD" "FOR MYSELF AND OTHER ENTERTAINERS." "IF YOU'RE WALKING THROUGH THE CROWD LIKE THIS," "AS MOST OF Y'ALL KNOW WHO'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE," "IT MAY ENCOURAGE SOMEONE TO TOUCH YOU." "AND AS YOU KNOW, HERE NO ONE CAN TOUCH." "SO YOU HAVE YOUR..." "BUTT COVER." "YOUR BUTT COVER ON." "SO THAT'S GOOD." "THAT'S HAPPENED BEFORE." " HAS THAT HAPPENED?" "IT DOES MAKE A MAJOR DIFFERENCE" "WHEN YOU ARE WEARING YOUR BUTT COVER." "WHEN I'M DANCING THE MONEY TURNS ME ON FOR SURE." "THAT'S NUMBER-ONE TURN-ON, NUMBER-ONE." "I THINK ABOUT THE MONEY AND THAT JUST..." "EYE CONTACT IS" "THE MOST MONEYMAKING THING YOU CAN IN THIS BUSINESS." "Woman:" "THEN THERE'S THE BUTT JIGGLE." "Woman #2:" "YEAH, THE CHEETAH BOP." "I WORK WITH MY HANDS." "I LOVE FOR A MAN" "TO WATCH MY HANDS AS THEY WALK DOWN MY BODY." "Woman #3:" "LONG HAIR IS A VERY GOOD TOOL." "OUR D.J. CALLS THIS "WAXING"" "WHEN WE GET UP AND PUT OUR HAIR DOWN LIKE THIS" "AND DRAG IT ACROSS" "OUR BEHINDS LIKE THAT." "BUT THE GUYS REALLY REALLY SEEM TO LIKE THAT." "MEN LOVE THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THEM." "YOU KNOW, IF YOU" "GIVE THEM A LITTLE EXTRA" ""OOH" OR "MM"..." "THEY JUST LOVE IT." "Woman:" "BUT WHAT ARE YOU REALLY THINKING?" "I'M THINKING, "HOW MUCH MONEY DOES HE HAVE LEFT?"" "AND OF COURSE EVERY GUY'S FANTASY" "IS TWO GIRLS TOGETHER." "SO FIRST WE DID "LONDON BRIDGES."" "Woman:" "WE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE." "Women:" "YES, YOU CAN." " YOU CAN DO "LONDON BRIDGES"." "AS LONG AS YOU'RE ARM'S LENGTH AWAY." "AND WE USED TO BE ABLE TO SWAP LIKE THIS." "Woman:" "THEY STILL DO THAT." " NO MORE OF THAT, DON'T FORGET." "Woman:" "OH, REALLY?" " BUT WE HAVE WHAT'S CALLED..." "Together: "THE GEORGIA MATING CALL."" "READY?" "Both:" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "( Dance music playing )" "DJ:" "THAT'S RIGHT, GENTLEMEN." "HERE AT THE CHEETAH" "WE FEATURE VARIOUS WAYS FOR YOU TO ENJOY" "YOUR FAVORITE ENTERTAINERS THIS EVENING." "A CHEETAH FEATURE..." "SHOWER SHOWS, GETTING NICE AND WET FOR YOU." "ONCE AGAIN, YOUR INVITATION IS ALL IT TAKES" "FOR ANY ONE OF THESE CHEETAH GIRLS TO BE YOURS." "Man:" "THESE GALS THAT WORK HERE." "ARE ALMOST LIKE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR." "AND I CAN PRETEND ALL I WANT." "I CAN PRETEND" "THAT THEY'RE ALL HERE WANTING ME." "Man #2:" "THIS IS DISNEY WORLD FOR MEN." "THE BENEFIT OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS" "IS THAT YOU GET STIMULATION." "AND OBVIOUSLY," "IF YOU DON'T GET STIMULATION, YOU'RE DEAD." "SO YOU END UP GOING HOME" "AND YES, YOU DO END UP HAVING PROBABLY..." "Man #1:" "A LITTLE HEALTHIER SEX." "Man #2:" "BETTER INTERACTION MAYBE THAN BEFORE." "Man #3:" "WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS SAYS IS" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU WORK UP YOUR APPETITE" "AS LONG AS YOU EAT AT HOME." "Man:" "OH, YEAH!" ""REAL SEX," TAKE 5." "I ALWAYS USED TO SAY YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX" "IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT AWAY AND FIND OUT" "WHETHER YOU SHOULD PURSUE THE RELATIONSHIP," "AS OPPOSED TO WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO HAVE SEX" "AND THEN BEING ATTACHED AND ENDING UP" "HAVING BAD SEX THE REST OF YOUR LIFE." "SOME PEOPLE THINK" "THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS." "I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX" "WITH PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY." " THAT'S NOT WHAT I TAUGHT HER." "Woman:" "HOW DO PEOPLE LEARN HOW TO HAVE SEX?" "OH, IT'S A LONG PROCESS." "YEAH, IT TAKES A LONG TIME." "WE'RE STILL LEARNING." ""REAL SEX," BABY." ""REAL SEX." IT'S A WRAP." "( Theme music playing )" "( theme music playing )"