"The Summer of 2003" "The "Downtown Errand Boys" perform a severe rendition of the "Don't Laugh Penalty Game"" "These are the four who received punishment" "Downtown regular and member of Kokoriko duo" " Tanaka Noaki" "Downtown regular and member of Kokoriko duo" " Endo Shozo" "Nishiomiya's favorite son" " Yamazaki Hosei" "Downtown's Matsumoto Hitoshi and the one standing in the Penalty Game Command Center is this man Downtown's Hamada Masatoshi Can you withstand it?" "Merciless traps await to make you laugh" "No matter how ridiculous the circumstances" "No laugh will go unpunished The more you MUSTN'T laugh the tougher it will be to stop your fate will be progressive lunacy the more you resist and for those who are unable to resist laughing... the "blowdart in the butt" penalty awaits you Welcome Team Matsumoto to..." "The Don't Laugh Overnight Bath House Stay" "Welcome everyone to the Hamada vs. Matsumoto- Kokoriko-And "Other" Bowling Tournament!" "Everything began with this showdown" "The base rules for the match were bowling standard however, Matsumoto team must line up and bowl together" "The tournament has begun, but how will this abnormal bowling match go?" "Up first was Hamada, followed by Team Matsumoto" "All eyes on Hamada as he has taken top spot If he gets a spare here it'll be bad for us won't it?" "Now enters Team Matsumoto who have never once practiced" "What will happen to their collective balls?" "The back and forth continued along a close match where after 9 frames Team Matsumoto leads 118 to 113" "For our nail-biting Hamada its spare or bust on this, his final frame" "That was awesome" "Oh man!" "Looking at that last throw" "I'm pretty sure he's been practicing, remembering 3 years of penalties games he's done And just as Team Matsumoto was coming to accept the reality of Hamada's strike..." "Hamada pulls out a spare to finish at 133" "If we don't get a strike or spare in our two shots, it's over" "So we got to get it on either the first or second bowl" "Oh boy do they want a strike or a spare" "And now the moment of truth" "Oh crap this is gonna be close" "That alley is narrow" "IF we knock that one down.." "then we have another throw right?" "and then we'd need another 5 p... yikes, we've hit a tough spot here" "Team Matsumoto can win by getting this remaining pin and then another 5 pins" "Let's do this right guys" "That means Team Matsumoto gets to do the Penalty (Batsu) Game!" "Now what you've all been waiting for we're going to watch a batsu game!" "Now they're probably gonna say it hurt and that it was tough" "that's cause it was supposed to be compare that to what I had to go through in the Onigokko (Demon Jail)!" "Alrighty, let's introduce the losing bunch" "You're the only one who can't make that face" "We all settled on that face just before coming on" "Uh, what did you guys mean?" "Like this?" "You can't do it at all." "You're weird." "Well, why don't we talk about..." "Actually, if I start talking about it now I wouldn't stop" "In all honesty it was extremely..." "Hold on, in one sentence, how was the batsu game this go around?" "Well, I'd have to say that my heart and my, eh hem, my..." "See, look at what's happened to him." "What's happened to us!" "It hurt my heart and my rear" "A really BIG hurt" "I may just require some tender loving care after the show" "You got hurt on your ass?" "You'd be surprised" "For an ass like yours..." "We're showing it to everyone today right?" "Kind of like a big time movie debut" "Just I don't really have much of an opener to give for this" "Then tell us about getting punished for laughing" "Honestly, I was the only one who thought this time was on the light side" "After 10 minutes I came to realize I was mistaken" "Alright, let's get right down to the show" "Our batsu game." "Enjoy." "Here are the four travelling to a hot spring resort in Yamanashi" "To begin a cruel night where a kind of expression raises the pain 6:00 PM" "They arrive at the resort Hamada prepared" "Where that wolf awaited them with open arms" "O weary travellers" "You guys are late" "Would you please come line up over here" "Why are you stuttering?" "As you know already, today we are doing a batsu game" "Hamada has left me in charge here" "Consider my words as His words and don't cross me" "First, no matter what happens inside this resort, you must not laugh" "If you laugh, you will receive a severe punishment on the spot" "The game begins as soon as you cross the entrance threshold" "Is a slight smile ok?" "Not even a slight smile" "What about when something bright shines on your face or something?" "That happens." "That's not what I'd call a smile" "Let's get this party started." "Come on in." "Remember the game starts after this point" "Is that it from you?" "Tell us "don't laugh" and on your way?" "Start here?" "You've all started now so please don't laugh" "This way" "You have all the amenities - cooler, store, lounge and great scenary" "Pretty isn't it?" "I don't get why you're studdering like that" "Hey Yamazaki yes?" "you're small so you can probably benefit from eating all this stuff here well if I want to stay small... we do have things like little festivals if you're interested" "* A fake poster showing "Gus", their producer *" "Wait a sec." "Endo was laughing too!" "(Mocking) "Endo too." "Endo too"" "The show is by Gus, THE Gus." "Interested in checking it out?" "So it's "out" with as little a laugh as that?" "That, a little peep, anything really" "Two grannies disguised as schoolgirls" "Wanna clear your calendar for the day?" "(and spend it with me)" "Sure" "* Matsumoto tries to hold down the laughs by grabbing his sides *" "* The board above the room reads:" "Matsumoto, Kokoriko, and Mr. "Other"" "Eh, what's this?" "There is a lot of floor space in here" "It feels big" "Ms. Nagai will be here shortly to talk about your stay" "Sit back and relax" "That was a dangerous spot back there" "That "Gus" Festival was seriously getting to me" "I saw it right when I walked through the door" "I was like "yikes, don't laugh" and forced it down" "I saw it while we were getting the tour" "They put it right where I would have to see it right above the cigarrettes and candy" "There's all these tricks and stuff like traps" "Tricks or traps, yah" "Seriously dude, stop it." "You're trying to trap us yourself." "Stop it, ok." "I'm serious." "But you can't expect me not to talk" "Just not that kind of funny talk" "But I already saw them!" "It's not when they come out, it's when that music plays that song, yah" "Ok, I'm getting serious now" "You let your guard down before" "I wonder why food is always scheduled during these things What the hell?" "* Crawfish in the bowl *" "That's awesome" "What kind is it?" "Excuse me" "* Haughty Ms. Nakai enters *" "Let me welcome you today to Isawa Hot Spring Resort" "Is this your first time staying with us?" "We've been here before I think" "Oh, well you might already have heard this" "Isawa Hot Springs is prominent tourist attraction in Japan" "And there are 64 separate rooms, making it comparible in size to Tokyo Dome" "Surpising isn't it?" "* Tanaka expertly covers his laugh and escapes scott free *" "The matter of dinner has yet to be decided" "Will you dine Japanese style or Western?" "Since we're in a hot spring, why not Japanese style?" "And what about Mr. Matsumoto?" "I'll go with Japanese" "And Mr. Yamazaki?" "I'll have Japanese too" "Mr. Tanaka?" "Japanese style please" "And what about Mr. Green Pea?" "(Play on Endo's name: "Endo-mame"="pea")" "Mr. Green Pea?" "Which will you be having?" "So for Japanese style it will be:" "Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Yamazaki, Mr. Tanaka and Mr. Green Pea, correct?" "I'm certain I've tired you out with my questions for dinner" "Excuse me now" "Whoa that was bad" "You know you laughed Tanaka" "And calling me Mr. Pea, I haven't been called that in years" "Is anyone going to change?" "It'd probably be more relaxing" "You changing'?" "* Tanaka glares at Matsumoto for trying to make him laugh with a fart *" "Tanaka, undress" "* Endo takes one look at Yamazaki's belly and laughs *" "What?" "!" "?" "Why you grabbing me?" "You satisfied now, Yamazaki?" "He purposely tried to make me laugh" "And it's ok for Matsumoto to fart like that?" "Whatever" "People fart." "And I'm gonna rip a lot more too." "Do you have to put your butt in people's faces when you do?" "You were directing the smell our way right?" "Honestly, you've got to cut that stuff out." "Everyone does." "Fujiwara has arrived to bring the four to bathe" "I'm coming in" "There's a bath prepared for the dirty likes of you" "Hurry up and get there" "You guys stink" "Hurry up cause there's a bath for the dirty likes of you" "Stinkers" "Just go straight ahead" "* Sign on the room reads:" "Matsumoto, Kokoriko Duo, and Mr. "Other" *" "* Our four happen upon Ms. Nakai and her adulterous lover *" "Oh geez this is getting bad" "* Fake poster for condoms featuring their producer, Gus *" "I wish they'd stop pushing Gus on us" "* Matsumoto the Menace tries to make the others laugh by leaving his member poking out the top of his towel *" "Give it a rest Matsumoto" "Oh this is nice" "Now I feel like I'm at a hot spring" "Feels good" "I was beginning to think they wouldn't let us in" "Man this feels good" "* Enter strange old geezer *" "* He starts to wash his dentures in the pool *" "That was close" "Especially the last part as he was getting out * Enter Black Bob who is susceptible to hot water *" "Ew Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot" "* Matsumoto on the edge *" "Hot" "That sucks That really hurts" "* The four quickly exit the pool *" "Further surprises await our fed up four outside the pool" "Where'd I leave my underwear?" "* Bob searches for his underwear in the changing area *" "I can't find my underwear" "Pull it out" "Pull it out." "Pull" "Pull it out." "Pull Pull" "Pull it out." "Pull Pull Pull" "Whoa, it's in deep" "It stings for a long time even after you pull it out" "* Endo's clothes have been switched with the pro wrestler costume of Dynamite Shikkoku (comedy skit character created by Endo years ago)" "OK, I got it" "I will absolutely not laugh from here on out" "Did I bring this with me?" "Yamazaki, do you remember me having this coming in?" "* Yamazaki discovers Bob's missing underwear *" "Wait" "Hold on a sec" "It's gonna hurt" "* With nothing else to wear, Endo leaves wearing the wrestler costume *" "It's a disadvantage, that is, cause Endo's just fine with it" "* Dynamite Shikkoku Sighted!" "*" "Something stinks in here" "Excuse me" "There's something stinking up the place" "You think so?" "It stinks" "What does it smell like do you think?" "I don't smell anything" "Its kinda like a foot odor" "That's it!" "It's that sock over there!" "A-ha so it was a sock" "Wanna whiff it?" "It's that smell example from the last game the thing they always throw out in the show" "What a stench!" "I don't smell anything" "Why don't you try smelling this" "Ugh this stinks" "I don't smell anything" "Some sense he's got there" "Tanaka, you idiot, get rid of that sock" "It's stinky" "This is incredibly smelly" "Find some place to stick it" "Put it in that" "Makes me sick" "Go ahead and put it in with the crawfish" "Oh Look, those things are still in there" "I was just laughing cause they were still there" "Well it is a penalty game after all" "It hit the bone" "We're standing at the gates of hell this time" "Why would they leave those things there?" "for laughs" "alright I think I've figured it out" "We all get along too well" "Its one way at work... and outside work that kind of relaxed "Oh look they're still there" thing its that "Oh look they're still there" way you said it..." "And this guy here saying "Oh I don't smell anthing"" "This place reeks of your efforts to get the other person to laugh" "I think you'd better throw that way of thinking out" "I get it now" "We should be thinking about this condition like Pavlovian responses..." "It was Matsumoto!" "Why!" "?" "!" "No way!" "That was just dirty Matsumoto" "You were trying so hard to pull us in so you could get us to laugh" "Did not." "I was just talking on and surprised even myself." "Endo, it's getting cold." "I wonder if you wouldn't mind changing?" "Did he say "cold" or "old"?" "Yah, could have been either one" "The wrestler act is getting old I said" "Nothing else to change into, but why don't you put the robe on over it" "Huh" "Whacha doing?" "I'm biting my cheek, you know that soft part right there" "Like this" "Doesn't it sting?" "It's like leather" "Endo, would you mind doing the octopus dance?" "You can stop - it's not that interesting" "Excuse me" "There's a guest here to see Mr. Green Pea" "Mr. Fukuwari Ryo has come to see them and has brought sweets" "Please have a seat" "I wasn't sure what you like but I brought some goodies for you oh why thank you" "Mind if I try one?" "Go right ahead" "This is good stuff." "You did good." "* For some reason a foreigner sneaks into the room *" "Hey Fukawa" "Tell me that thing you heard?" "I'm really sorry but I'm talking with friends right now" "Come on, tell me what you heard?" "tell me what you heard" "Look, I can't right now tell me what you heard" "tell me what you heard" "Ok, but just this one time" ""Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser"" "the eraser... the eraser's...corner" "Again again" "You suck Fukawa" "What?" "Who the hell makes those calls?" "What's this all about Fukawa?" "I don't really know" "Oh you know all right the eraser'...corner" "Persistent little bugger, aren't you" "Go home!" "Would you just get him out of here now?" "Really, thanks for coming all this way and for the treats (goodbye) you're making me look bad you need to go home, seriously" "Eras..." "Era..." "Elas... rubber thingee..." "Eraser's...corner" ""rubber thingee"?" "Fukawa!" "We're telling you to go home" "You've got quite a fan there Fukawa" "You don't need to do that thing here" "It's not as if I purposely brought him here with me" "The fact is that this guy isn't leaving until you leave" "You have to go home now" "Don't misunderstand me" ""Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser"" "Eraser" "Eraser's corner" "Elaser's corner?" "Again again" "This guy just doesn't take a hint" "Doesn't make a move to leave" "Go home!" "I'm leaving (Fukawa)" "* For some reason Endo got two darts *" "Ow" "Ow Ow" "Ow Ow Ow" "Ow Ow Ow Ow one more?" ""Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser"" "Excuse me." "So Sorry" "It would be bad if we kept getting stung like this through to tomorrow morning" "Are butts will be swiss cheese!" "oh boy" "Those were some posters they did of Gus" "Yah, pretty well done." "Almost got me." "Not much in the way of ad design" "But it still catches your attention" "It has a way of burning itself into your mind" "You laugh when, for no reason, your mind thinks back on it" "All it takes is one solid moment to find its way in you laughed" "No I was nodding my head in agreement I can't believe that counted!" "he made me do it!" "hold on!" "i said hold on" "This is barbarous" "Barbarous I tell you" "We were talking about those favorite posters of yours the fact that those posters are such attention grabbers they're ballsy When you need to tighten up just before the dart hits." "If you move around too much it hurts more." "That inviting smile of yours..." "Are you laughing?" "Are you mad?" "Is that your 'busting out laughin' face?" "I think you're laughing absolutely he's laughing" "Am not." "Just feel strange." "Tell me his face doesn't look funny it does?" "That face gets misread" "It's a quirky grin" "You always have a half smile on your face" "It invites laughter you know" "Don't I normally wear this face?" "With puffy skin under the eyes" "Oh you guys!" "Only two hours in, the four are steadily becoming being prey for the blowdarts" "And now that wolf returns to their room Listen up" "Hamada.." "I mean..the likes of you..." "I didn't laugh at all" "We weren't laughing!" "Fujiwara you can't talk funny like that" "That was totally Fujiwara's doing How many times you going to screw up trying to correct yourself?" "Even for the likes of asses like you..." "Hamada has told me to prepare... ..a meal...heh heh" "Am I the only one called for laughing?" "just me?" "Cut it out Fujiwara." "Come on." "Can you give us the short version?" "And in one go?" "We'll wait." "Hamada's kindness truly extends across the Northern Hemisphere" "The meal is ready in the main room" "this is ridiculous" "Please take your time and enjoy" "Is it a real meal?" "Lucky us" "Ijiri Okuta is, for some reason, eating there" "Our friend Fukawa" "What are you doing here Fukawa?" "I'll won't bother you this time" "What about you Ijiri?" "I had some work in the area" "I had some work in the area So I stopped in" "You were laughing the whole time" "It's nice to have a full meal" "Pardon me" "I hear that the chef would like to meet you." "Is that alright?" "* A black sushi chef arrives *" "Please feel free to ask any questions about your meal" "Mr. Tanaka, do you have any to ask the chef?" "From what ocean were the fish taken from?" "Dunno" "Mr. Matsumoto, have you any questions?" "What do you call this?" "Dunno" "Yamazaki, you've got to cut that out already" "I'm sick of this." "How long is this going to go on?" "Is everything satisfactory?" "Excuse us" "What kind of work?" "impersonations" "Who did you come with?" "You're not alone are you?" "You mean what comedian I'm working with?" "a sweaty old man" "Did he go home already?" "It's quite popular work, really taking off" "You laughed didn't you?" "Did you really have to ask him that question?" "What kind of work is that?" "It's late so I'm heading back to the room" "You staying long?" "Overnight" "Where to next?" "Kofu" "Huh?" "Kofu" "I just sucked in a breath when he said he was going to Kofu" "It will be quite something everyone's rear after this is over" "that's for sure..." "They'll be peppered with sting wounds and the ass isn't that clean that's gross" "Oh well" "make him stop that what the hell you doing?" "What d'you want us to do?" "You did it to yourself." "When you try to do stuff like that, you fall into your own trap right?" "Dig your own grave" "You have a double eyelid?" "Yah oh I see it now" "Matsumoto, don't you have a double lid?" "They really gave it to you this time" "Probably ticked them off wiggling as much as you did" "It must be close to 8 o'clock by now" "What's wrong?" "It looks like he's about to laugh" "They just said you're out" "Why am I out?" "another deep one they gave you" "Why only me?" "What about Tanaka?" "Really, what happen just then?" "He was making a strange face" "And right as I was thinking "what are you doing over there"" "he fell into his own trap I think" "There's something wrong with whoever's judging" "I didn't laugh one bit" "What's wrong with you?" "I couldn't do it with a straight face" "It's impossible" "You were trying to make us laugh the whole time, weren't you?" "I thought I'd put on an interesting face, but then my insides went all funny on me" "Excuse me" "Mr. Green Pea, a guest is here to see you" "It's decided then." "They're going to call you Mr. Green Pea to the end." "The Hayashi Couple, Pe and Pako, stop in on their way home from work" "We were just working in the area, a couple towns over, not far" "Hey Endo, long time no see" "I've been thinking your Downtown show could use a new opening song" "Downtown Downtown the raccoon's balls... are swinging hard and there's no wind blowing" "Plenty of people come to Ishiwa Hot Springs right?" "Well I was talking to Ms. Nakai and she tells me, very serious like," ""I'm not a member of SMAP" (famous boy band with many rotating members)" "You know that song of theirs?" "I'll sing it." "This is for you" "These are the best" "There are ten, but two are enough" "I don't know if I know them, but the conversation's getting dull so adios" "sorry" "that was a close one man she laughs a lot" "I let out a little noise I was so close even" "It's been three hours" "The time is 9 o'clock and there are a few more visitors for our four" "What are you doing?" "I've been waiting this whole time" "* Itao Itsuji (actor and friend of the show) *" "How long will you make your superior wait?" "How can you NOT laugh at that?" "Tanaka" "I'll be waiting for you downstairs" "Why is he wearing that getup?" "What's with those clothes?" "you clearly laughed you mean that counts?" "come on!" "He had a chauffer with him" "Similiar to those corporate consortiums like he's there to watch out for some rich brat it feels like he's an old era caretaker for rich people" "Yah, like for the Taisho imperial family" "What are you doing?" "Seriously, what are you doing?" "I've been waiting this whole time" "Everyone's waiting" "Are you going or aren't you?" "* Endo disguises his amusement by drinking his water *" "Which is it?" "I was really looking forward to this trip" "Tanaka, I'll be waiting for you" "Why not go with him?" "This hellish night has just begun" "Those things bite yah" "Those darts don't just stick into your cloths" "It goes right through into your ass" "Yamazaki, your normal expression tends to naturally look like you are smiling but I also don't have wrinkles" "Even when you didn't laugh per se, you got penalized" "Those penalties weren't all the same either" "Yah yours weren't fair" "They were nice when they were doing Tanaka" "And for me it's like "Bam" He this guy here pretends he's drinking water yah that was just wrong" "I saw that and was like "geez" 10PM - 4 hours have passed since starting" "While the four took an interview with a (fake) African tv crew" "Hamada arrived on scene" "This is a batsu game, not a vacation!" "Tanaka" "How do you find this "Don't Laugh" batsu game?" "* Say it in a North Eastern dialect *" "I think it's pretty hard" "He's so laughing right there." "Call out Matsumoto." "What?" "That should have been ok!" "That's strict!" "Too strict!" "Suck it up" "No doubt about it" " Hamada is here it hurts" "Could I have you take a look at my ass?" "It feels like it's getting bad down there" "Whoa it's totally sprinkled with marks" "This is going to leave a scar forever" "Show us the whole thing" "Not just the upper back part" "don't spaz on me" "The judges are cracking down hard now" "I got lucky just now" "Add 1 more dot to the count" "The four check their butts in the see through mirror without thinking" "Its 10:30 still another 10 hours to go" "Did I scare you?" "Our asses are a mess" "That's part of a batsu game." "Right?" "But it'll leave a grudge" "Huh?" "Why'd you have to go and make a face like that?" "I'm talking like normal Whose been hit the most?" "Cause they're calling me out when I'm not laughing" "You go back there and tell them there's something wrong with their judge rather you laughed I bet no, they do it to me anyways and they go soft on sweet Tanaka" "We're all accountable for our fate not here it seems" "Guys, don't get confrontational" "Huh?" "* Endo disguises his laugh by drinking water again *" "I said it sounds..." "Aww man" "Let's change the mood a bit" "Let's play a game" "An easy game, everyone plays" "Impersonations Past Present East and West!" "Give an answer while doing an impersonation" "You know the drill, right?" "You've done it before." "Ready?" "Here we go" "Starting with Endo" "Name something red in the style of Mr. Morishige Ichi" "Pasta" "What did you say?" "Post, like our mailbox" "Come on, look at the player guys" "You've got to watch to see if the impersonation is good or not! Again, name something red in the style of Mr. Morishige Ichi" "Apple" "Yamazaki, something red Lamp" "I can't handle this game anymore" "I can't do it" "Let me sit this one out What was it you said?" "uh, lighter" "You said "lamp"" "You're mixing them up" "In a game like this, there's a penalty expected with that" "Lamps would categorically include lighters" "Fine, might as well call any damn thing red and it'd be fine then" "Did I really say "lamp"?" "You said "lamp"" "Even so, that still counts doesn't it?" "The answer doesn't matter, it's whether you laugh, right?" "Well YOU thought it was red" "I did." "I really did." "The flame part, exactly" "Ok, let's continue on" "Name something green in the style of Mr. Kuwata Kesukei" "Start with Endo" "Look at him!" "He's doing a tough impersonation, so pay him some respect" "Yamazaki, look at him" "He thought his impersonation was going to be so funny" "Here we go" "Name something green in the style of Mr. Kuwata Kesukei" "Watch him now" "Bell Pepper" "Stop the game already" "This is so dirty." "My ass..." "What are you talking about "fever"?" "Bell pepper." "I said "bell pepper"" "Its cause of the Kesukei impersonation" "You gotta try harder not to laugh at things like that" "Next up" " Matsumoto" "Name something green in the style of Mr. Kuwata Kesukei" "Watch him." "Watch his face!" "?" "#@$%?" "What was that?" "What did you say?" "I wanted to say "Whole grain batter"" "The pipers are coming out in force" "Yamazaki, you better watch yourself" "Yamazaki, you're supposed to look this way" "You can't avoid looking at his face" "I've been laughing this whole time and I can't understand it" "This whole thing is just too silly" "Not gonna laugh." "Not gonna laugh" "We're going to change it up and jump to Yamazaki" "I'm making it so, as of now, you can chuckle as much as you want" "* Everyone is free to laugh *" "I was so happy when you did this" "It cut the stess in half" "Ok, ready" "Green thing, Kuwata Kesukei" "Everyone look at him." "Look at his face." "Long grass" "I couldn't understand what you said" "Grass grass grass grass" "What are you doing?" "Wrong, it was the two over here" "Do Yamazaki" "Why why?" "It was those two!" "Are you serious?" "Wait just a second!" "What the hell man!" "Can we stop playing now?" "* Matsumoto escapes his punishment *" "I heard "gra-ass"" "You got to use the accent" "At least I wasn't saying "gra-asses"" "11 o'clock, and our four are 5 hours in" "The cruel batsu game calculated by Hamada still continues" "Oh I forgot I had something for you." "Let me go get it." "That's ok." "We've had quite enough." "I wonder what it will be." "Oh I wonder what it will be." "There we go" "What is that thing?" "It says what will happen...next time you laugh" "* Hamada Special" " Batsu Game Dice *" "The stuff on there looks bad" "A slap" "Thai kick" "* Only options are either a slap or Thai kick *" "Getting a Thai kick is awful" "A slap doesn't feel so good either" "Let's play "Gopher Nose Hairs"" "The one who pulls the fewest nose hairs will receive the penalty the one with the fewest, right?" "this is separate from the laughing rule?" "Huh?" "Laughing has nothing to do with this, right?" "Ready." "Set." "Go" "Give it a good yank and put them down on the table" "I got nothing" "Oh!" "I think I laughed" "It was funny I didn't have any hairs" "It's a slap" "Whose doing it?" "You're doing it?" "Get back and pull those hairs" "Count how many hairs" "You're supposed to pull hairs" "Look" "Ok, you got 1" "Matsumoto?" "I have 0" "Whoa how many do you have there?" "13" "Thai Kick!" "Matsumoto and Tanaka" "Which of us goes first?" "Whichever, now stand up" "Oh no, not this guy again" "My God" "This is Hell!" "We're in Hell!" "I hate this" "I've been slapped, kicked and everything" "Hey Yamazaki" "I didn't do it that's not what I mean" "This is Hell isn't it?" "You bet your ass it is" "Isn't this worse than the Demon Jail game?" "How could you say that?" "This is really bad" "Everyones asses are speckled with red dots." "Look" "I can't see what the fuss is about cause it's only temporary" "No these things will leave a mark." "Look" "Yikes" "You weren't kidding" "What a huge ass you're sticking out" "There's no need to wiggle it around like that" "He talks like he wants sympathy, but really he's being funny" "Cause he wants to add one more mark to his senior's posterior" "Has fun teasing, you know?" "Look at mine" "Yamazaki, look at it" "Do I have any?" "Hold on there" "Why?" "Stop" "Thai Kick" "He used his strong leg on him" "The sound it made was a deep thud" "* The four make instant yakisoba - a gift from Hamada *" "It'll make a crackling noise as it cooks" "I'm through Tanaka" "We made these plans a year ago" "Are you really not going?" "Why are you being like this?" "I thought you a friend" "You're going" "* Itao throws Tanaka a bag *" "I can't take anymore" "I'll be waiting" "Just tell him you can't go" "But they made plans a year ago" "A nice, easy 3 minutes passed for the rest of us" "I'm going to use the toilet." "I'll go with you." "Only one urinal available" "What just happened?" "You scared me!" "They went to the bathroom" "Something must have happened in the bathroom" "What do you think it was?" "No one even laughed" "I'm scared now" "6 hours have passed and the time is now midnight" "Our four accompany Hamada to a live show in the performance hall" "* A fake poster advertising "Gus's Moving Zoo" *" "* Another fake poster advertising "Gus's Moving Zoo" *" "The show will be over on that stage there" "* A mysterious conductor makes his entrance *" "With that, let me introduce our performers" "The man who represents Japan, a comedian of extraordinary talent" "Yamashita Shigenori" "And thank you very much" "Next up, our second performer of the evening" "Yazawa Eichi" "Yazawa Eichi" " Show Producer" "The mic's not turned on" "He was singing the "unplugged" version" "* Eichi makes an encore appearance *" "He's got to have a mic!" "His voice is so tiny! Tell em to stop pushing him on us" "He's done it twice already" "Yazawa, do it again" "Keep your eyes open" "Ha" "He said "ha"." "Who sings "ha"?" "What's he singing "ha" for?" "How longthey going to this gag?" "I don't know" "I think it's only for tonight" "We're slipping if we think this is that funny Lastly, let's give a warm welcome to one of Japan's bright stars" "Matsura Aya (Played by Maeda Ken)" "I'm gonna bust a gut" "* Laugh and enjoy to the end *" "Those moves were awful" "Thanks so much everyone." "Goodnight!" "Tanaka included." "All three, ok" "Come on!" "There's no stopping that show once its started" "It's like they think it's not such a bad thing" "12:30 am" " Our four wash off and refresh" "However, more traps lie in wait for them" "What were you doing in that last scene?" "You didn't think anyone was watching you then" "So what if you were doing it without thinking" "That's a sickness" "I didn't know whether that time counted in the game" "And that water just wouldn't come out" "We're heading into the final stretch, but how was it up to this point?" "Looking back on it, how was it?" "Things really changed after Hamada showed up on scene" "Endo was amazing I thought." "He knew right away when Hamada was there." "It got stricter didn't it?" "It was so obvious" "1 am" "Something is about to happen to Matsumoto and Tanaka" "* Matsumoto notices his change of clothes have been swapped out *" "* Tanaka too notices the change in clothes *" "* Tanaka and Matsumoto are directed to wear the "Pink Lady" clothes *" "* Pink Ladies on the scene!" "*" "* The four have been completely silent since returning from the bath *" "You can change out of that now" "The tissue box and bug spray on the table are blocking the shot" "Wadda ya think you're doing?" "It's here!" "Wow" "Premium fruits" "A gift bestowed by Hamada for the likes of you" "Hamada's kindness is truly... ..truly a mystery of the Orient" "What a load of crock its no mystery" "Gripe while you eat" "Do what?" "Complain I think" "Everyone gripe while you eat" "Ugh, I hate this" "I don't want to take any melon" "Why does it have to look so good" "Come on, let me eat" "It was only a slight one" "You should know you deserve it" "OUCH!" "THAT HURT!" "That settles it, I'm not going to laugh anymore" "What's the deal with this pineapple?" "Gimme a break" "It goes down so easy" "So firm in my mouth" "* 5 min later" " Our four are still griping *" "It's such a cool temperature" "I want to eat this stuff tomorrow too" "Been some time since a meal like that" "You ate like you hadn't had a meal for some time" "Don't chew while you talk" "Is it ok to chew and talk like that?" "Can't help that" "The speed at which it shoots out is faster That's enough griping" "We'll be listening to some radio now." "Could you turn on the switch?" "This thing here? It's Monday and you know what that means " "So let's get right to it." "Welcome to Heipo's "All Night Standards"" "Tell us about your evening lifestyle" "I haven't had one for years" "Don't you go through mail?" "Are we out of time already?" "I wish we had more." "Time flies as the saying goes" "Until we meet next time" "Stay Mediocre!" "By the way, what did Ijiri actually do for this game?" "I thought he'd show up with Fukawa" "I see" "Ijiri really can smoke those cigarettes" "Excuse me" "Speak of the devil" "I was about to go to bed... but I couldn't without apologizing for earlier" "I brought some ramen to say I'm sorry" "I'm really sorry" "That's very noble of you" "Hey Fukawa" "Tell me that thing you heard will you just cut that out?" "I'm only going to do this once" "Then you have to go home" "Tell me that thing you heard" "Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser" "The eraser's corner you say?" "Go home" "Take him home already" "Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser" "The eraser's corner you say?" "By yourself!" "You cheater!" "By yourself!" "You cheater!" "I'll do it for you too, so relax" "Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser" "The eraser's corner!" "My lumbar!" "Again" "Again Again" "Again Again Again" "Don't get mad just because I used the corner of the eraser" "The eraser's corner!" "Is the roof on your house low?" "The eraser's corner!" "Uh, he said something different this time" "Yo, Fukawa told you something different" "I'm not with them!" "I didn't laugh." "No laughs here." "Why'd have to pick on me? Fukawa, make them go home We get it already He told him something different though" "Again!" "We've moved on 2 am - eight hours into the game" "The fatigue of our four is at its highest, having had few breaks from the fear" "Please head to the main hall one by one and by the following order:" "Tanaka" "Tanaka" " Yamazaki" "Tanaka" " Yamazaki" " Endo" "Tanaka" " Yamazaki" " Endo" " Matsumoto" "When one of you returns, the next person goes" "Also, don't tell others about it when you get back" "Scary" "I'm going" "This place?" "(reading) Please enter from the side door" "What's in here?" "* The identity of this mystery person will be revealed afterwards *" "You're holding your ass" "How'd you do?" "Did you sink?" "What'd you bring back?" "A gift for you" "Did you go in?" "I couldn't" "You're the last one so do us proud" "What do you mean 'you couldn't'?" "Tanaka, Yamazaki and Endo all sank due to an unknown trap" "And now, to reveal the mystery..." "A gathering of Mongolian wrestlers" "Suga Kenji (Producer)" "impossible. impossible." "So now you know what I meant when I said I couldn't go in" "Mongolian wrestlers" "Did you see up to when they started wrestling each other?" "I saw." "I laughed, but they showed me more anyway" "They go at it right up to the end don't they?" "Seems they like to blowdart you and kick you out they stick to the same pattern" "This is the worst" "* Matsumoto makes a suspicious move *" "Would you stop that please why?" "* As it gets late, Yamazaki laughs at even the slightest thing *" "What is it?" "We're fish in a bowl" "What are you saying?" "You can see it from there" "In the window (camera)" "And I thought, "oh they're all looking at me!" Hold on" "Really please stop I'd say sorry, but they've been focusing on me too often" "That's why I say let them do you guys now and then" "You jerk!" "I bit the bullet on that one" "Hold on, I've got a fever!" "Hamada, from the command center, sends an old friend back to their room * and as expected... I almost caved in when his fingers hit the window" "The number of overpowering characters has grown" "It's like the more he appears the funnier it gets" "I really need to go pee" "But I don't want to go there I didn't need to go much that day since they didn't give me water" "You didn't even give us water!" "You scared me!" "Geez!" "Of course they got me" "Did you expect to be?" "You know what?" "I had to stop my pee midstream" "So it feels like I didn't even go you still feel full" "3am - the punishment continues 9 hours into the game" "You're tired I bet, but there's still more" "Eh, at this point..." "At this point, there are bedspreads over at the shop... ..for the likes of you" "* Mistress Fujiwara begins laughing unexpectedly *" "Isn't he awful?" "So mean" "I'm begging you" "But now we're heading down to the lobby to test your courage" "Courage Testing Time" "Our four will pair up and take a stroll through a Japanese garden" "Off we go" "What do they mean by "courage test" do you think?" "* A fake "Missing" poster for producer Gus "" "That is too funny anyone would laugh to look at a poster like that" "I don't think stuff is going to jump out and scare us like before" "That wouldn't make much sense" "It's outside the rules." "And I will trust in the rules." "scary" "Nishijima Sanro - singer Village of the damned!" "Beware the cursed!" "Is that you Heipo?" "You scared the hell out of me" "Haven't you already done this gag before?" "Enough already." "Let him go." "You're totally missing the point of this game" "I'm scared." "Let's get out of here." "There's nothing scary here" "You're getting in my way" "Take a glance at that poster on your way out" "Watch out for some stuff outside" "Be careful not to stare too long or do a double take on three...three" "No way" "What the hell?" "No way" "I hate being scared" "Nishijima Sanro - singer" "Village of the damned!" "Beware the cursed!" "I'm scared." "Let's leave this place" "Get me out of here!" "They haven't had Heipo do his funny laugh once yet" "Endo heads to the bathroom How could they?" "Meanwhile... That stinks!" "Smelly I forgot about the don't laugh thing A complete, momentary lapse I'm definitely NOT going to let them see me laugh" "Is that so?" "I heard you from outside in the hall." "Tired?" "Are you tired?" "Its time for lights out" "Then what about the stage lights outside? Its lights out" "4 am" " Our four are hoping for some sleep, however..." "I can't sleep on that!" "I'll get all cramped" "I wish I could jump under the pillow, away from the lights" "Just laying down horizontal nearly puts me to sleep" "Does your butt hurt too?" "* Our fatigued four instantaly fall off to sleep *" "I will be reading a children's story to the likes of you now A long time ago, there was an old man and woman" "When the old men went to the mountains to cut firewood, a temple priest appeared before him" "and they sat down and had lunch together" "Then a merchant brought up the road carrying a large jar... ..came up the road bringing a large jar" "* Mistress Fujiwara again starts laughing unexpectedly *" "Inside the jar was a cute, lively ba... ..a cute, LOVELY baby..." "This is awful" "What exactly do you think is so funny?" "I'm like, wha~?" "I don't get it that face" "seriously" "Really, give us a break Fujiwara" "It's awful" "Our four are close to sleep, but the Devil's Hand, Hamada, is about to strike again" "And that devious plan is this " "Tonight is a mountain" "* "Tonight is a mountain" = longtime running gag on show (see:" "David Husein, Thane Camus)" "Tonight is a mountain He won't give up" "Oh, Endo, I saw you laugh What can we do about this? Damn it!" "They called me out 7 am - our four greet the morning with only the briefest of respites" "Time to wake up" "Hey wake up" "Wake up" "Looks like he isn't used to being woken up like that" "Oops" "Breakfast has been prepared." "Would you please head to the main hall?" "What a face you're making there" "Makes one mad" "The African TV crew was next to them at breakfast" "But our four paid no attention." "Obviously they are sick of laughing" "Our four prepare to return home after 14 hours of batsu game" "They leave the room together without saying a single word to each other" "You were exhausted" "Turn to the resort workers and properly thank them" "If you're going to do it, do it right" "Our four's hellish 2 day 1 night stay is over" "But they will carry the pain of the blowdart's needle in their hearts forever" "4th Place:" "Tanaka Naoki - 20 darts" "3rd Place:" "Endo Shozo - 29 darts" "2nd Place:" "Yamazaki Hosei - 39 darts" "1st Place:" "Matsumoto Hitoshi - 52 darts All together it was 140 darts Next time, how are we going to determine players?" "Teams?" "As long as we get back at Hamada" "We'll do another 4 against 1, right?" "If you loose we'll use a blowgun on YOU! You had quite the face giving orders in the Command Center" "Honestly I thought you a dictator" "You could take over the world he could" "reminds me of Tesla trying to take command of the spaceship Yamato" ""Take him to the brig!" These actors went because they lost a bet, not because they wanted to feel the blowdarts"