"Sometimes i have a question in my mind if sardar won't be exist in the world then what would happen?" "Sorry dude but world is useless without son of sardar." "It's fire you should set in your chest not on your lips" "and you are smoking cigarette being a sardar don't you ashame?" "Did you forget what legendry jasvinder singh said... if you won't smoke you will never ill first you save the money and second you can make your body" "who is this legendry jasvinder singh randhava?" "That legend is standing next to you" "if yourtongue is not good but you should speak good things go home your mom must be waiting foryou" "if god gave you the mouth so why you are speaking with hands you didn't go yet" "why are you getting angry?" "Sometimes have smile." "Don't make fun of sardar and don't assume him ajoker because if you will raise your hand to sardar's head then sardar will send you higher" "you adopted him now who will adopt you" "take anything but never mess with pathan's friend otherwise pathan will... anybody left?" "I am left here if you will spare something then we will use it you have ruined my entire club" "you have been here from six months and you have got 14 fights and 4 police cases look we uncle and nephew are both requesting you we are requesting you in english that look in english?" "Look london is not made foryou so please get a ticket for india otherwise we will go to haji ali swear on your life always speak the truth" "pathan will sacrify his life for him i will kill that man who will try to send him from here you stay on the side never interfere while elders are speaking." "Here is your courier you have been called to india i won't go back to india everybody will call me hindustan lever." "Why?" "Who left india people call him hindustan lever it means they will also call me hindustan lever" "stay on the side it's a government notice i have a land in paghwarah government wants to buy for 5 million" "but i don't have any property in paghwarah." "It's yourfamily land, my mom nevertold me about that your mom didn't tell you many things" "it's an old story yourfamily had an emity with sandhu family for small reason" "they fought like cats and dogs generation got over but their enmity never get over" "and from this enimty even your dad couldn't survive he killed mahindar singh sandhu and sandhu killed your dad," "jassi my son!" "Take revenge of my death" "i have shot all the bullets in his chest nobody's in gandhara's house his deadbody is lying there his wife escaped with his son" "what we do now we have guests here shall we welcome them orfinish this marriage first?" "No marriage will take place" "take swear of yourfather until you both won't take revenge of yourfather's death" "you won't eat ice cream and you won't drink cold drink" "and until i don't take revenge of my uncle's death i won't get married." "And that's why your mom took you along and wandered everywhere so sandhu couldn't find you" "and she nevertold him that story do you know why?" "She wanted that this enmity shall over listen son!" "I have called your mom my sister i won't let you go to india they will kill you we three will adjust here but i won't let you go." "His dad left 5 million for him those sons are lucky who got father like his dad" "you stay on side i will come with you, pathan and sardar will deal with everyone no friend you already owe me alot and it's been 25 years they must have forgotten after all they are humans i will be back after selling my property" "i don't think that sandhu must be waiting for me" "priest!" "Whenever some priest tried to attend my wife's marriage you have attended his funeral" "you are such an expensive priest if you will die then nobody will rest in peace in this village i am sorry!" "It's not my mistake he brought me here" "come here!" "You always get the tent shall i pick your sister up by god pick sister up i will be very greatful to you she is waiting foryou from 25 years but you are not ready to marry her noryou get married nor you let her marry with someone else" "what kind of friend you are?" "Don't you know?" "Billu has take swear until he won't kill the last person of randhava family till then he won't get married" "look at these kids!" "He didn't taste ice cream since childhood tonny!" "Yes!" "He didn't touch the cold drink since childhood he even drink neat rum his lever is not working" "and you can't wait little bit he can't wait," "i will must get married all of you get lost from here start your mantras come here!" "You wanted to marry with me you won't come here" "that's why i have set this drama you don't miss your pummy." "You don't make phone calls to me at least give me a missed call" "your brothers got married they got kids when we will have our own kids" "you have my swear now get rid of your swear" "we will chop that randhava's son in small pieces" "but the problem is that... how we will recognize him?" "He must have grown up in these 25 years we don't have his childhood photo otherwise we would recognize him to match with his photo" "how would you recognize him from his childhood photo that must be small photo what's the big deal?" "We would enlarge that photo" "fine!" "Mittal is coming from dehli for factory deal let him come!" "Show him panjabi's hospitality" "any problem injourney?" "Not at all." "Uncle!" "My dad drinks bear would you like to drink some, shut up!" "He isjust a kid." "One minute!" "What are you doing?" "Who did it?" "Who did it?" "I didn't do it i think rajbeer did it she got stomach ache, that's why she is doing everywhere yes!" "She is our buffalo she gave 10 litre milk she is really nice that's why we called her with human name" "take herto doctor" "it's the tradition of our house we treat animals like ourfamily members" "there is no difference between us there is no difference except clothes" "you even tied up the humans" "she is our mom she have lost memory problem she goes anywhere" "who is there?" "He is our guest treat him well" "guest is like god let's have some food, let's go!" "I am in this real estate business from last 15 years" "i have connenctions will all politicians howeveryou can see all these huge factories i have fixed the deals of all these factories" "send me the permission and tell me the commission you have influence in this area" "that's why i am giving you the offer of 15.% ." "Commission otherwise i settle the deal with any goon in 10.% ." "Give me the butter." "They are our daughter in laws, she is sweety tony's wife" "and she is polly." "Tito's wife i thought they are maids" "ok aunt!" "Where are you going?" "Who will give bath to buffalos i am not khota singh, leave my hand!" "She got an attack." "Whenever she heard some strange sound she got an attack we will give bath to buffalos." "You may go from here how would you go without giving them bath khota singh was our watchman she thinks you are khota singh before she made you clean the house you may leave from here" "she is a mental case." "Take herto hospital" "we really respect tht given words and our guests" "this house is our mom we don't make blood shed in this house" "otherwise i would have kill him that time when he made fun with sandhu family" "titto!" "Yes!" "Take him away!" "He is messing with me" "you made 49 sooner i will complete my half century once i met that randhava's son" "get your ass up." "Number 16 is mine where is yourticket?" "Are you working in railway?" "So why are you asking my ticket?" "Get up!" "Sit somewhere else." "What are you doing?" "Sardar!" "Can't you speak politely sardar is sitting on your lap, how more love i shall show you get lost from here" "i think his mom gave him birth after having coals." "Who is she?" "Turn around!" "Little bit more.1" "i am leaving my station has come i don't want to build mansion here i also want to leave from here" "make it fast!" "I will bring my bag" "village doesn't look good without you how are you?" "You have got muscles." "Look over here!" "How are you?" "Perfect!" "Now we won't let you go, you can study here then we will get you marry with bobby" "think of rascal and rascal is here any doubt?" "Come on time, now you have become a doctor my car broke down on the way" "who you are looking for?" "Say good bye to train look guard has shown the green signal" "we have to go temple may i come in bobby's car?" "Drive carefully!" "I will drive the car." "Here comes dad's phone call now he will ask me have you reached station or not?" "Sukh is with you or not." "Yes!" "I have reached to station to pick up sukh sukh is with me and we are coming home you both are alone, yes!" "We both are alone so talk to her, tell her... that you wanted to talk to her you wanted to marry with her" "i am asking you since long that get marry with me but he never listen to me" "greetings!" "Where is the most oldest gurudhwara here?" "All gurudhvaras are old here no new gurudhvara has built up since long" "where is the most oldest gurudhvara?" "Only the most oldest person can tell you where you want to go?" "There is a mango garden behind that old gurudhvara yes!" "Go straight!" "You will find one left and right you don't need to take left but you have to right." "Then go straight!" "Then a left and right will come you don't have to take right you have to take left then if you will go straight you will find left and right both." "You don't have to take them both then go straight..." "brother!" "Have you evertried to become a guide?" "You don't looks like but you are a good man" "what's your name?" "Jassi and yours?" "Tony!" "First time in village." "No!" "I was born in this village really!" "But i have come after so long i have never seen your before what's yourfamily name?" "Randhava!" "Ranjeet singh randhava?" "I am his only son i have come to finish the unfinished business." "What happen?" "Car has been broken no problem!" "I will fix it!" "Can you fix thejeep?" "I have fixed many people this jeep is nothing for me he has come to finish the unfinished business it means he has come to take revenge of his father's death" "before he takes revenge i will take my revenge." "Hit it!" "What?" "Start the car!" "Smile sometimes... i am asking you to smile not scare me" "panjabi people have big hearts if you ask the address in city then they will make you fool and you have come to drop me," "we have reached there." "Wait!" "I will be back." "What's the matter?" "Do you have bullets?" "Two cars are parked there, take anyone not this one thing we fire... both works properly." "What we put in this gun?" "You can't put them in your gun listen to me!" "Does this gun works?" "Only bullet run this gun remains stand" "come here!" "Where is that guy?" "He is gone there." "You are back again." "There must be a stair case." "This land is ours, and that land is yours where is the district office?" "If you will go to district office then you will keep wandering around that office go and meet billu" "he is the commissioner no!" "Billu appointed the commissioner" "wait!" "He is not our enemy you don't have eyes, i have eyes but i think coconut's vision is weak." "And we can't put glasses to coconut" "you crack the nicejokes you are new in village my dad left land for me i have come to fix the deal." "Really?" "What's yourfather's name?" "Do you know him?" "We were together in train thank god you met me here" "so he is the person who you are looking for in train, you forgot your camera in train." "Thank you!" "Do you know it has many important pictures." "So what's yourfather's name?" "Your phone is ringing." "Yes tony!" "I have found him." "What?" "What has been sew?" "What should i eat?" "You don't have to eat anything i have found hardava's son" "whose son you have found?" "One minute!" "Have you told to find a kid." "No!" "He is drunk again." "Let's go home!" "People are waiting for us you also come with us" "no!" "I have some importantjob i have to meet billu you are standing in the bar and asking the bear's address" "he is billu whose head you blown up." "I am sorry!" "Toffee in old man's mouth and appoligize from the guest doesn't sounds good" "you are sukh's friend it means you are our guest yourjob will be done." "And we will show you our hospitality" "he came to home afteryou." "Shut up!" "Where did i stuck?" "I feel to chop him in pieces and i should drink cold drink with rum you don't know... to see the ice cream in house i have got niagra fall in my mouth but why we can't kill him in the house" "culture is something, he is our guest in the house and guest is like god he is alive until he is in house" "but when he will step out from our house we will chop him in pieces" "can't you see our men?" "They all are carrying swords and there are many men behind the lake kill him in the minute" "where you have been?" "They were sitted here." "Really?" "You haven't seen him coming out." "We were making plan to kill him so how did he get in from outside" "you are here?" "I was looking foryou everywhere." "I was looking your house your house is very big and you heart is biggerthan your house" "you are getting late?" "Are you leaving?" "Come again!" "Give me the towel!" "You will take my towel!" "I forgot my bag here is your bag." "Hold it!" "Don't forget it again" "i am here," "did i gave you your camera?" "You gave me in temple" "may i leave?" "Yes!" "You are getting late." "Come again!" "You are very sweet!" "You make us laugh alot don't make us laugh alot otherwise we will be diabetic." "So listen ajoke." "I mean he is getting late" "i don't want to leave this house you have treated me very well" "you gave me nice food that chicken was very tasty and that pickle..." "that pickle?" "I have brought that pickle from amritar." "Where in amritsar?" "Do you know bus depo in amritsar." "Where lot of bus used to parked?" "We will bring more." "Your heart is very big but your picklejar is biggerthan that" "what happen?" "I want to meet your mom once" "i am leaving give me your blessings." "Where are you going?" "Who will give bath to buffalos?" "I will give bath to all buffalos" "we will give bath to buffalos" "if you will go without giving bath to buffalos" "you didn't go yet" "you are our guest and guest is like god" "shut up!" "How many times you will say bye?" "I mean... either he go" "let him do hisjob you may go back to your work" "i will cut punjab's crop and that randhava's son tomorrow." "Come ahead!" "Try one more time" "what are you looking at?" "He is in pain since long tell me after all you are a doctor tell us what happen?" "This one!" "Take yourfeet up, little bit more." "I can't take it up more and how up you took it earlier earlier i took it till here" "but now... i can't take it more," "you will have one peg and you will go more higher" "my uncle was suffered from the same situation he was veryjumping type man once he felt down from the roof he never stood up" "he died?" "No!" "He was paralysed" "isn't the beginning of paralyse." "A big shock before being paralysed your entire body start shivering and your small finger also start shivering" "what is the connection of small finger and paralyses i will be fine or not," "what happened to him?" "I knew that something will happen like this so what are you thinking?" "What we do now?" "I will write down his prescription take care of him" "if he won't be fine so we will have to operate him why are you laughing?" "Jassi will be fine or not?" "Tell me why are you laughing?" "He is prentending like he is injured he don't want to go from here, liar!" "Why his finger was shivering?" "You are shivering more than him nothing happened to him ljust said it and he got me" "he isn't in falling in love with you" "forget about him you tell me your status" "beware everyone!" "He shouldn't escape" "you are not seriously injured you won't die really?" "I won't die." "It's not cap!" "That pickle was also not mine, but idea was yours" "i came here to sell my ancestor's property" "i didn't committed any sin that might be an old sin" "and your dad would be responsible forthat" "why sons will sufferthe punishment of their dad's sins when sons can get their dad's property" "so why they can't get the punishment of their sins endure the pain as much as you can" "because tomorrow i will get you rid of your pain whatjob has remain incomplete today" "i will complete thatjob tomorrow it's the promise of parminder singh" "smile sometimes... please forgive me pummy i didn't see you that's why i am upset that you never see me" "leave me!" "If somebody will see us then forget the people" "youjust see me this heart is beating like a tractor injen" "leave me!" "You don't think about me" "i shall bring the stars from the sky i think like that" "but what should i do?" "My hand can't reach to the sky and secondly i have got this feeling in days" "so meet me in daylight." "Like we met 25 years earlier do you rememberthose days when i bunked the school and came to meet you in gopi's land" "don't remind me my entire body becomes romantic gopi's sugarcane crops... and that romantic hero rajesh khanna i can't forget them" "i have chopped him" "where is he?" "Smile sometimes... i know that you were setting me up but i am not a fool but i am a lion" "if you are a lion then come out so lion is coming out!" "I am lion!" "Not a dog that you will call me and i will come lion comes from his mood and right now lion is not in mood lion is feeling sleepy and lion is going to sleep." "Where did he go?" "Tell me one thing which one is cheap horse orjeep horse!" "So we should have bought horse we would save the petrol and you can settle the horse anywhere and horse gave birth to another horse but jeep don't make kids" "open the door!" "My brotherjust flew here did you see him?" "I am your dad, where that sardar has gone?" "I am not coming" "they are calling me not you your name is also jassi." "Jassi stop!" "Let me get down you may go," "jassi!" "Drop me down" "good morning!" "You are very romantic situations made me romantic really?" "You looks very fresh after bath liar!" "May i leave?" "Stop!" "Where are you going?" "I have to go, sister in law is calling me you must had to come now" "how is your pain?" "It's better!" "Yourtiming is amazing sister in law is also calling me" "he entered the house again i have an idea" "we can't kill this man in our house why shouldn't we sell our house to someone else then this house won't be ours northis guest will be ours we can kill him in this house" "am i right?" "Yes!" "How is my idea?" "Come here!" "I have already told you." "Childhood pent doesn't fit in young age and you can't get free hit on every no ball" "you wanted to sell our house" "titto!" "Yes!" "Double up the men that sardar shouldn't escape between the guests" "call the men from gurdaspur" "i think this is my last night" "smile sometimes... i always keep smiling" "i left my house that's why i have become emotional." "Really?" "I can't live without my family liar!" "Really!" "I wanted to talk to you i know everything you knew it?" "How?" "I can see everything you think i am a fool i have known when you were prentending that you are injured" "so you can't tell me earlier i am wandering scared here you can also tell me earlier you would have tell me in train how would i told you in train?" "I found out when i entered in this house if billu brother will know then... he knows everything, what?" "He will kill you." "That's why i am scared you don't worry." "I will talk to him you will pacify him if i will survive" "keep smiling you looks good when you smile" "take care!" "You are here fortaking care of me" "you are much intelligent, yes!" "We both are sardar and others are useless sardar is falling in love do you know?" "Sardar becomes dangerous when he felt in love come here you intelligent sardar" "how do you know?" "First sardarfelt in love then his heart broke down then sardar starts drinking and you know that drunk sardar is very dangerous i know... because we both are sardars and others are useless" "you are speaking like sardars." "So your sardar becomes your headache he is sardar he won't tell me everything" "their marriage is fixed want some drink?" "Have you ever seen the fate?" "Look at her!" "She is amazing!" "Whoever have it he would win the world and you are making her cry," "don't cry!" "You are not my fate that you are crying you are his fate," "look you are not sunny deol that entire panjab will take their daughters afteryou" "you have got it, so deserve it." "I have known in 2 days but you didn't know that if you will find the entire world" "you will neverfind a girl like her" "somebody shall give his life for her" "it's heart don't break it" "it makes pain say yes!" "Say yes for marriage and leave everything on god" "congratulations!" "Can you see this hand?" "My uncle died in these hands and he told me only one thing before death" "revenge of enmity" "can you see my hands my mom died in these hands" "and she taught me one thing that never have enmity with anyone" "otherwise i could also take the revenge my dad also died that day" "but my mom... has forgiven you" "but i can't forgive you tomorrow sukh's engagement will happen in gurudhwara" "everybody will come out from the house you will also have to come outside the house" "then i will see who will protect you jasvinder singh" "you are dead!" "I didn't live properly" "you guys won't go we will go." "But first we will kill you" "don't makejoke with sardar and don't assume himjoker because if you will raise your hands to sardar's head then sardar will send you higher" "i wanted to talk to you that you don't want to marry me" "i also don't want to marry you i know that you love jassi." "When you knew that i love jassi so why did you agreed for marriage" "to save jassi's life jassi is the same person whom sandhu family is looking for 25 years to take yourfather's death revenge" "i have seen his property papers in his bag what are transferred on harjeet's name" "jassi's name is jasvinder singh" "you love her... when i found out so how could i let him die" "we created your marriage drama so he could escape between the guests but that sardar came behind you his life is in danger" "they will kill him don't worry he is enough for many people before he is gone you go... i will handle billu jee... and your marriage?" "Don't worry about me you go... bobby!" "Why don't you say something look!" "If your headache will go then you will give me headache... you go!" "Won't you say all the best to me." "Stop!" "We don't kill the guest in the house" "we have taken him out very hardly you brought him back inside" "so shall we go out again" "you have come!" "Where you have been?" "We were waiting foryou in gurudhwara what happened to you?" "Why both are wet?" "Look at him carefully!" "He is randhava's son for whom we were waiting from 25 years" "he is our enemy enemy!" "We don't have enmity with anyone" "which enmity you are talking about?" "We don't have enmity with anyone" "you are very dramatic you know very well." "That he is the son of that randhava who killed your son today you are not changed with monto's bike" "you remember everything you are pretending like you don't remember anything" "which memories hert you... it's betterto forget them" "you also forget that" "for sukh's sake... you have spend 25 years in enemy's rage your own were dying foryour love but you share any moment of love with them" "i will forgive you on one condition that you will become a permanent guest of this house" "if i will go out so you won't kill me if you will leave sukh" "then i will kill you" "smile sometimes... i have decided our kids names one kid's name will be happy and second kid's name will be ending you mean... happy ending!"