"Subtitles" " Ripped (and Hacked) by ravydavy" " Part of the [RL] Crew" "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard!" "I'm so bored!" "Why don't we go out and do something?" "Because the world is a torture chamber." "How do you know?" "You never go out." "Believe me, I know." "It does terrible things to people." " Look at her." " Have I missed anything?" "Manny wants to go outside." "Come on, then." "It's lovely out," "Ignore her." "She's infected with television and a tolerance of the emptiness of modernity." "All I'm saying is that it's nice out." " What's nice about it?" " Well, it's not raining." " That's just a trick, there'll be lava later." " I'll take him for an ice cream." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" " No." " Why not?" "You'll corrupt him." "We shouldn't discuss this in front of it." "Don't call him "it"." "Manny is a person." "Yes, and I'm a suspension bridge made from pizza crusts." "What can we do, then?" "Make the tea." "Keep it simple." "Perhaps a little venison pie with foie gras on toast." "How?" "All we have is half a mouldy carrot and a tooth mug of Lambrusco." "You know what happens to people that ask questions." " Do I?" "I can't remember." " Try to remember, Manny." "Oh, I give up, Bernard." "What is it?" "It's this." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Enough, enough!" "I'm going." "Manny, come with me." "Come back!" "It's not safe out there!" "You'll regret it." "Manny!" "Manny!" "Look, Manny, this is entertainment." "Wow!" "Wow, Fran!" "But wait." "There's more." " More?" "More?" "More than this?" " Oh, yes." "(Fran) This is a very exclusive members' club." "What are these things, Fran?" "They're drugs, Manny." "Wow." "Wow!" "Wow!" "And what are these other things?" " Grapes, Manny." " Wow!" "Drugs and grapes." "Drugs and grapes!" "She showed him!" "I can't believe she showed him!" " Thanks for taking me to the club." " That's all right, Manny." "Can you excuse me?" "I think I need to be... sick." "Drugs!" "Grapes!" "Beard!" "There you are." "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard!" "I'm not coming home!" "Fran showed me the real world and it's much nicer." "Did she now?" "I bet you she didn't show you the time travel machine, did she?" " No." "Where is it?" " Right here." "Why don't you step inside?" "I'll take you anywhere you'd like." "Oh, Bernard!" "Send me to the Bourbon court of Spain!" "What about East Germany when the wall was coming down?" "I want to see the cinquecento!" "(Bernard) No problem." "Just settle in and I'll set it for everywhere you want to go." "Bye, now." "(Evil laughter)" "Bernard, Bernard, I don't feel that well." "Oh, never mind." "What period did you go to, anyway?" "I'm not sure." "Please just take me home." "I want to go home." "Don't you want to stay in the real world?" "It's much nicer, you said." "No, Bernard." "Please just take me home." "All right, then." "But you'll have to stay." "I will, Bernard." "I will." "I told you." "You'll stay home now, won't you?" "I promise, Bernard." "Fran's a bad influence." "I see that now." "Good lad." "Now, what's for lunch?" "How about coq au vin and profiteroles washed down with vintage Armagnac?" "Manny?" "Are you here?" "No, he's busy." "Get out." "You led him astray!" "Fine." "I'm going to the club with Eduardo, my terrorist boyfriend." "Say hello, Eduardo." "(Growls) Hello." "Goodbye." "Goodbye. (Growls)" "Bernard, we don't have any vin." "Or coq." "Or vintage." "Or Armagnac." "No excuses!" "No excuses, you know that!" "Oh!" "Ow!" " Ah!" "Ooh!" " No excuses, Manny, no excuses!" "All right, Bernard." "I get it." " Now!" "Now!" " Argh!" "Subtitles" " Ripped (and Hacked) by ravydavy" " Part of the [RL] Crew"