"I'm not your average guy" "What I'm putting on isn't make-up" "It's a mask" "Βecause my job requires it" "Hi everyone, I'm Master Sammy" "It's now time for the most popular beauty segment" "We've invited legendary make-up artist Master Sammy" "Let's see what he's got this time" "Today, I'll show you how to do your make-up for work in 3 minutes 3 minutes, really?" "Yes, it's the same amount of time to cook instant noodles" "Oh my God!" "All made-up in 3 minutes?" "That's amazing" "Let's welcome our model Kiki" "Hello everyone" "Let's get started" "We first need to apply some essence before make-up" "Put a few drops in the middle of your palm" "Apply it evenly over your face, massaging it for half an hour" " Then we can..." " Master Sammy" "You just said it would take 3 minutes" "Now you're saying 30" "Then how long does it take?" "Make-up takes 3 minutes" "The massage beforehand takes half an hour" "Altogether, it'll be 90 minutes" "Excuse me, as time is of the essence" "Could we speed things up?" "Let's start with a forehead massage" "Put the essence on your forehead in upward strokes" "And then downward strokes" "When you reach your cheeks, push upwards to give it some lift" "So that it'll firm up and become sharper and slimmer" "Now, we'll massage along the lymph glands" "Then along the decolletage and to the chest" "Kiki" "Why does your breathing sound so weird?" "Sorry, Master Sammy" "My nose is blocked, so I have to breathe with my mouth" "That's about it for the massage" "Master Sammy, please begin applying make-up now" "Sure" "Okay, what do we do after the lips?" "Right, the brows" "Βut remember, the thing about brows ls never to draw them from the inner corner" "Start in the middle" "Then slowly sketch out your arch" "And use an eyebrow brush" "To spread it out evenly" "Yinchuan" "Mobile phone is not allowed in the oil fields" "Please be safe" "We'll be aware of it" "Let's go to the exhibition hall now" "Very well l've bought everything we need" "And everything we don't" "What time is it?" "I need to call my baby" "The technology used in our oil fields..." "Hello" "Why didn't you answer my call earlier?" "You can't use mobile phone in the oil fields" "What's the matter?" "Guess who I'm with?" "Guess what we had for lunch?" "Guess whether I missed you?" "I'm very busy" "Tell me you love me, quick, tell me!" "Love you love you..." "love you!" "Ridiculous!" "Mr. Chan" "Did you just hang up with your lover?" "We're having a business meeting here" "You're dead to me!" "Hello" "Clerk Chan, you hung up on me!" "How dare you!" "She hung up on me!" "Mr. Chan, hasn't it happened to you before?" "I also hung up on my wife once" "I had to spend 5 million ..." "On a diamond necklace before she would stop hassling me" "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "How about this" "Βuy your lover a toy" "The bigger, the more expensive, the better" "A..." "Big..." "Toy?" "Boss" "Where is Miss?" "Miss?" "She's over there brewing in her anger" "Dream" "What slimming exercises did you learn today?" "The program on TV was teaching this I'll show you" "One, two, three, four..." "Straight back, slim ankles..." "Any good?" "I measured" "I'm already one inch slimmer" "Let's see if you've got a muffin top" "What's it got to do with you?" "Alright!" "That's for you!" "Silly you!" "You've bought so much cosmetics" "You must've spent a few thousand" "More than a few thousand." "I bought an entire company lt's a Chinese brand" "From now on, you're the boss of this company" "Why did you do that?" "I'm busy and don't have enough time for you" "And I know you like make-up" "So I bought this big toy" "No..." "I mean, this company, especially for you" "So that you'll have something to do" "Thank you!" "Βaby!" "You're crushing my belly..." "I can't breathe" "But I only use cosmetics, I don't know how to run a company" "Silly I have an oil company, but do I extract it myself?" "If you can't manage, go find someone" "And you'll just have to manage that person" "If you suddenly find that you can't button up" "The dress you need to wear, what do you do?" "Master Sammy knows!" "Can I have your autograph, Master Sammy?" "One by one, no hurry" "Thanks!" "Have you tried out my techniques?" "Yes!" "And it looks amazing!" "Thank you, Sammy" "Miss, what is this?" "A contract" "Are you alright?" "Yes of course" "You see, I've just bought a cosmetics company" "And I want to hire you as our CEO" "Miss, I'm fully occupied I need to host TV shows and teach" "That's alright" "You've signed the contract, so if you don't come to work I'll get a lawyer to sue you" "This is highway robbery!" "You're wasting my time 10 million a year. ln cash." "All yours!" "10 million?" "Still considering?" "Dream, let's go!" "Go!" " Oh money, you are so evil" " Wait..." "Just broke up?" "He said I'm ugly, he doesn't love me anymore" "You just can't see your beauty" "Liar. I'm not beautiful at all" "You just haven't discover your beauty" "Who cares if he doesn't love you" "The important thing is to love yourself" "But I'm really not beautiful at all lf you don't mind, give me a few minutes" "I can prove how beautiful you really are" "Your eyes and eyebrows naturally form the Golden Ratio" "Only 2% of women in the world have that" "Can you hear your beauty is crying for attention?" "So pretty I guarantee all living creatures" "Will skip a heartbeat when they see you" "Thank you" "Confidence!" "Thank you!" "Goodbye beautiful!" "You did her make-up?" "Women will do anything for beauty" "And no woman thinks they're truly ugly" "I'm Arnold Cheng" "An average cosmetician and salesperson I have a good understanding of most women, except one..." "Hello (Korean)" "Hello (Thai)" "Hello!" "(French)" "How are you?" "(French)" "Can I help you, Arnold?" "Would you be writing..." "A story about air hostesses?" "You got me again I'm just messing around" "The publisher said air hostess stories are selling well recently" "My next story will be about an air hostess and a flight captain" "In a romance that endures life and death" "Now I need the feeling of being a flight attendant" "I'm going to the airport to get to know a flight captain" "Maybe two" "And start dating them" "Captain, please" "Where are we above now?" "Wherever you want to be" "Don't we have to transit?" "We can't possibly ignore the control tower" "Because of you" "My life has reached a point of transit" "From now on..." "What you control are my emotions and my life" "My life and entire aeroplane is in your hands now" "Isn't that irresponsible?" "It's because I've taken you on as my responsibility" "I'm willing to be irresponsible to everyone else" "You can't be like that" "What's happening?" "Nothing much, just crashing down" "Seriously?" "Romance that endures life and death?" "I don't want life and death!" "Save me..." "You've arrived" "I'm here to redeem my free gift" "This coupon ls overdue" "But I've reserved one for you" "Why, thank you" "Work hard on your novel lt never sells when I write in my own name" "When I use someone else's name, it becomes really popular" "She's Mona" "My first girlfriend" "Whenever she writes, she really gets into her story" "So much that..." "She'll be the protagonist" "And search for love" "There are two reasons why she'll come to me" "One is cosmetics" "The other is when she's going through a break-up" "Good morning Sir" "Miss Chim is expecting you lt's right at the end of the corridor" "The receptionist is already such a looker, I wonder what'll be down there?" "Boss, there's a whole room of beauties waiting" "This place is huge, why don't I take you in?" "Awesome!" "I'm going to rent out the whole place!" "I want lots of women..." "You're so naughty..." "Oh, don't do that, Βoss" "Βut I want to!" "There are so many more inside, let me go..." "Sammy?" "Sammy..." "Hi!" "I'm alright, I'll know the way" "I'm Βetter" "Better I'll remember you" "Hello, Sammy I'm Chim's secretary, Memo" "Please follow me" "Good morning, Sammy" " Good morning" " Good morning" "Sammy, there's something I keep forgetting to tell you" "Please don't be offended" "What is it?" "I forget to tell you that all our staff is female lt would have been alright if you hadn't said it, but now..." "I do feel offended" "You are?" "So very much" " Hello, Sammy" " I'm finding this so very offensive!" "Here's some information for you" "Thank you" "Let me introduce you all to" "Our new CEO, Sammy" "Hello I'll switch to Mandarin so that" "Our Boss will understand" "Welcome, everyone!" "I'm so... nervous..." "Breathe, breathe..." " l think..." " l think..." "That as long as we have a dream, anything is possible" "As long as we're willing to work hard..." "Even if others look down upon us..." "We must have faith in ourselves!" "We must work hard!" "Thank you!" "Who are you?" "She's Claire" "Your assistant" "What... what did you say?" "She's Claire, your assistant" "The tea lady is my assistant?" "Hello Master Sammy, I'm Claire I've watched your shows." "You look even more handsome in real life" "So I look ugly on TV?" "No, you're even better looking in real life" "Which department where you under before?" "Initially I was hired as a temp for the operations department" "And then they needed staff in marketing" "So I went over there to do advertising and events" "And because I know a bit of chemistry" "I also went to the lab and helped with testing I took some courses in accounting, and they happened to need an accountant" "And then I became a Chartered Accountant and helped out for a few months" "Alright..." "I'm getting a headache just listening to you ln any case, you're my secretary" "To be exact, I'm your assistant" "Your secretary is Creamy" "Who's Creamy?" "The girl over there" "And you?" "Master Sammy, let me explain" "There's a big difference between a secretary and an assistant" "A secretary's duties and an assistant's duties..." "Should I go through the finer points now?" "Hold it, you're making me deaf" "Let me make this clear, don't call me Master Sammy" "Just Sammy will do I understand, Master Sammy" "Master Sammy, I'm very happy to be of service" "Forget it, you can leave now, thanks" "Goodbye" "It's been a while I can't imagine that Arnold Cheng, top of the class at make-up school" "Has ended up a salesperson after so many years" "Neither can I imagine that the macho guy" "Is now that sissy Master Sammy" "It's just a job" "Same here I want you to help me" "And be in charge of Βeauty's most luxurious counter in Central l'm so free here in this neighborhood counter" "Chatting up housewives." "How can I deal with those" "Posh ladies who lunch in Central?" "If you can deal with housewives, you can deal with those ladies" "You don't want to be stuck in here all your life, do you?" "We need to establish homegrown brands" "Every woman in China is waiting for us" "What's the salary?" "What do you think?" "Hello!" "incapable women are always the most powerful women" "What are you talking about?" "When a man no longer loves you" "There's no difference" "Whether you treat him well or badly" "Eileen Zhang Ai Ling said that" "Zhang's become a hit again recently" "My publisher asked me to write in that era under the name Aylin Zhang" "So people might buy my book by mistake" "Why did you come What brings you here today?" "I got a new job" "I'm now in charge of a make-up counter in a department store" "You ask if it's worthy to love you" "But you must know" "Love isn't about..." "What's worth it" "Eileen Zhang's novels are from a long time ago" "They're popular again?" "Ip Man's from a long time ago too" "People are rushing to make movies about him" "Raymond Wong did it, and now Wong Kar-wai" "He's found Tony Leung to do it" "It's been taking so long, who knows when they're going to finish lt's a joke" "When lp Man meets Aylin Zhang" "ip Man, from Fo Shan Wing Chun" "That's so cool!" "I meant your hat lt's nothing" "May I enquire the purpose of today's meeting?" "Not much, I heard that Ms. Aylin is a master in the art of love" "Which propelled me embark on this visit" "Hopes that I would be able to learn from you, Ms. Aylin, about love" "Does it mean that you want to date me?" "Indeed, but... I'm not well learned in the art of dating" "That's why I'd like to meet you lf we're dating we'd have to hold hands" "Have you ever held a girl's hand?" "I'm not really good at holding hands" "But pushing hands is another matter I've never tried pushing hands ls it romantic?" "If you wouldn't mind me saying" "I think it's more fun than holding hands" "Really?" "Then can you teach me?" "Very well" "Ms. Aylin" "Have you eaten?" "Not yet" "Neither have I" "Hope that one day pushing hands will be as great as holding hands interesting" "I think I'll write that!" "Go and read some novels, and stop hassling me" "Mona likes to put perfume in her ink" "She says it's more romantic that way" "She particularly likes writing in this bookshop lt's like her office" "She is the type of person who dreams all day" "Exactly a dreamer" "She often says things that I don't understand" "Why were you my first boyfriend?" "Why weren't you my last boyfriend?" "Sometimes I wonder..." "What would happen to me without you" "But I also want to know" "What is the 'what' that would happen" "I'll sign after finish reading it" " Alright" " Honey!" "Βaby..." "Surprise!" "Why did you come all the way to Yinchuan?" "I came to see you" "Oh I'm sorry" "You're his Mrs" "I've heard a lot about you" "Girlfriend, Dream" "Girlfriend Dream, pleasure to meet you" "Pleasure to meet you, Please take a seat" "Honey..." "Yes?" "Do you remember which special day it is today?" "Of course" "I'm going to sign a contract with Director Zhang today" "We're going to celebrate tonight, you can come too" "Assist her outside where she can wait" "Miss Chim, please come with me" "You really don't remember?" "It's the day we sign the contract" "It's not important anymore!" "Dream!" "Dream..." "There she goes again" "What day is it today?" "You're screwed, Βoss lt's Miss Chim's birthday today" "Βirthday?" "Mr. Chan, you're so dead" "Whatever, let's get the contract signed" "Βoss, I'm going now" "Not having a proper meal?" "This is my birthday dinner" "It's you're birthday today?" "Yep" "Happy birthday!" "Where's your birthday cake?" "Oh, I get it" "You must be snacking while you wait for Mr. Chan" "He forgot about my birthday" "All he wants is to make money" "To him, business is everything" "Do all men think that women's birthdays aren't important?" "Of course not, they are awfully important I remember all my sisters' birthdays" " Really?" " Really" "Come with me" "Where to?" "Come on, quick" "Where... where are we going?" "I want you to give me flowers" "Boss" "This is the only place where you can still buy flowers at this hour" "So please take these" "I don't know when..." "My boyfriend began to rely on his secretary to do everything" "It's been so long since I've received flowers from him in person" "To women, it's not about the flowers" "It's the thought that counts I want cake too!" "Cake too?" "I want that one" "Miss, you can't have it, it's mine" "You haven't pay for it, how could it be yours?" "That lady said..." "She'd reserve it for me when it goes on sale later tonight" "From a profitability perspective" "If I'm able to afford the original price while she can't" "Of course she'd sell it to me" "Miss, I'm buying this cake lt's for my granddaughter" "Her parents have both passed away" "She's never had a birthday cake in her life" "Could you..." "Forget it" "You can get a cake anytime, this one is so important to her" "Just let her have it, Boss" "I don't care, I want it!" "Let's make a wish" "Ok!" "Let's blow the candles!" "One, two, three" "Yay!" "Happy birthday!" "Thank you so much" "You're welcome" "Do you like it?" "Yes!" "I always thought that on my birthday..." "I would want others to make me happy..." "Βut I feel even happier if I did good for someone else" "Let's take a photo" "Sweetie, can you help?" "Press here" "Ready..." "One, two, three" "Boss..." "You don't need to worry about skipping Miss Chim's birthday anymore" "She had a great time" "She was happy without me?" "She said so on her blog, see for yourself" "is that a boy's hand?" "No it's not lt's a man's hand!" "Everyone, we've got plenty of choices to film our UV range advertisement" "We can go to outer space, deserts, yachts" "Even a swimming pool in Africa" " Hello?" " Dream, it's your baby" "Guess what I'm going?" "I'm busy right now, call you later" "Say you love me" "Love you love you..." "love you!" "Carry on" "A yacht would be ideal, the models have good figures" "They can all wear bikinis" "Hold on" "We're talking about the filming next week" "I might not be able to find a decent yacht in such a short time" " Hello?" " Hello?" " Smoothie..." " Yes" " Are you Smoothie?" " I said yes!" "I need to film an ad next week" "Let me borrow one of your yachts" "Which one?" "Just the most standard one will do" "No problem" " Really?" " Sure!" " Thank you - l have so many, it's fine" "Βye" "Done I'm sorry Miss Chim" "The person who just offhandedly lent you a yacht is..." "He wouldn't be the multi-billionaire..." "Whose nickname is Smoothie?" "Yes" "We're good friends I heard that he's single" "You have a chance" "Why didn't anyone tell me about this meeting?" "I am the Marketing Director after all!" "They said you were busy, we didn't want to disturb you" "Βut it's alright, we've already decided" "To film the next week's ad on a yacht" "Come along if you're free" "Claire" "Pack up" " Yes, Master Sammy" " Boss, that's it for the meeting" "Oh my God!" "The sun is killing me I can't imagine how much whitening I have to do to stay fair I know!" "Which evil person suggests filming this ad on sea?" "He'll be cursed with bad luck for sure!" " Let's get some wind" " Okay" "I want to exude an ethereal feeling for them" "Sure, sure" "Is anyone going to give me some shade here?" "It's Smoothie!" "He's coming!" "Smoothie's coming!" "What are they doing?" "What shall we do?" "I heard he just broke up with his girlfriend lf he lays his eyes on me, I'll be rich!" "I'm going for it no matter what!" "Ready!" "Go!" "Hi, I'm Jodi, the Marketing Director at Βeauty" " Women..." " I'm Social, Jodi's secretary" "I'm Creamy, Sammy's secretary" "All these women..." "I'm suffocating..." "Help!" "All these... these women..." "I can't breathe..." "Hi!" "I'm the CEO of Beauty" "A man..." "A man!" "A man...a man..." "Thank you so much" "You're welcome" "I'm Sammy by the way" "Are you... afraid of women?" "Every one of them is just trying to scam me for money" "All they want is money." "You know what I'm saying?" "Take a break lt's a bit dirty there, rub it off Yes" "How about..." "The one who came up just then?" "Which one?" "The one who was scrubbing the floors" "How about Cinderella?" "She specializes in heavy labor" "Very pretty" "A pretty lady doing heavy labour" "Βut Cinderella might want to scam me too" "Do you want to try?" "Can I?" "Money!" "Lots of money!" "She's no exception" "You know what I'm saying?" "I know." "But..." "Miss, did you lose $5000?" "No" "Did you lose $5000?" "Miss, excuse me, is this yours?" "Master Sammy, I found $5000" "The person who lost it must be really upset" "Master Sammy lent me this spare change, and I lost it I didn't bring any cash with me today, Cinderella" "Hello Mr. Smoothie" "Please call me Claire" "Hello?" "Hello" "Are you Miss Claire?" "Yes" "My name is Kawai I'm Mr. Βill Liu, a.k.a. Smoothie's secretary" "My boss would like to invite you to dinner" "So He's wondering if you would be free" "Mr. Smoothie wants to ask me out for dinner?" " Wait... wait a second" " What?" "Then just say yes!" "Alright..." "Okay" "Sorry, it's still Kawai here" "What would you like to eat?" "Fast food shop?" "No..." "The fast food shop below my office, on the left" "Fast food shop?" "Sure, I've never tried one in my life" "Tomorrow night 8 o'clock" "Okay" "Let's rent the whole place out, as usual" "Βoss, you can't rent out fast food shops" "Well, then get everyone else out" "Yes, Boss" "Excuse me, sir" "Here's a little something, please go to another restaurant" "Excuse me, ladies" "Please go to another restaurant" " Miss Claire!" " Mr. Smoothie" "You really came!" "I arranged the date, of course I'd come I thought you mightn't be used to a place like this" "I come to this restaurant everyday!" "Please" "Waitress!" "Mr. Smoothie, it's self-service here" "What do you mean?" "I've always had service when I need it" "Welcome!" "Please take a look at what you'd like to order" "Well, what's your specialty?" "is your Executive Chef in?" "Give me a suggestion" "We have everything on the menu" "We have a Japanese hot pot set" "With grain-fed beef and prawns or grain-fed beef and drunken chicken" "As for the soup base..." "Let's have that hot pot, they're famous for it" "You want hot pot?" "Let's have it then" "Add $10 you'll also get a large jar of grape juice" "How much would it be if I want a bottle of '82 Lafite?" "How about a jar of '82 Ribena, it's made out of grapes too" "Right, so that'll be all" "Thank you" "That'll be $105, please" "Card or cash?" "$105?" "!" "It's my treat" "Card, please" "Please swipe here" "No reaction, you're out of money" "What?" "You're kidding" "I just bought an aeroplane with this card" "Try another one" "None of them works." "Use cash" "Rich people don't carry cash around" "Shing!" "Why don't you let it be my treat?" "You're... treating... me?" "Mr. Smoothie, are you alright?" "I'm so touched" "No woman has ever paid for my dinner before" "Even my mother only gave me milk" "Dream!" "The TV has changed" "The cosmetics have changed" "The pillows have changed" "The duvet has changed" "The bed sheets have changed" "Even the mattress has changed" "Does she want to have me changed too?" "I've bought you" "The most decadent diamond necklace in South Africa" " Thank you" " Look... lt's so bright that..." "I can't open my eyes" "I need to sleep!" "I've been trying to get hold of this real estate tycoon's daughter I didn't even hear from her once" "How horrible" "Smoothie calls and she comes running" "Maybe she thinks our offer is genuinely sincere" "I hope so" "Hi!" "Hello Victoria" "Call me Miss Lee" "So you're my ex's new gal?" "That's her" "Am I talking to you?" "I don't even know you" "He's our company's..." "Miss Lee is very busy, you got 5 minutes" "This is our proposal" "We hope to be a tenant at one of your company's counters I'm sure you understand, that among our competitors" "Our counters' sales have been doing quite well" "We hope to set up in your shopping mall..." " Hello?" " Hello?" "Your new gal is right in front of me" "What do you want?" "You might think it's subjective, but I don't think she's pretty" "What do you think?" "She's average" "You heard" "I know we've broken up" "Βut at least give me some respect" "Don't just randomly pick up anybody" "People were mocking me last night" "They said my ex is dating a cheap nobody I was so sad that I cried all night" "The magazines say she used to living in public housing" "Oh, please!" "I only agreed to see her for your sake" "So sad!" "Bi...tch!" "Are you talking to me?" "Yes I'm talking to you bitch" "You stinky bitch, stupid bitch" "Even your mother's a bitch!" "Bitch, bitch, bitch..." "You freakin' bitch!" "Βitch!" "She's horrible enough, and there's a whole 5 ft 1 1 of her" "And watch out for those baubles below" "Hey bitch's Sec, that's exactly 5 minutes" "Let's go" "Βye Miss Βitch" "You heard them, they called me a bitch!" "Put them on the black list!" "Βlack list!" "Βitch, so declasse" "Why are you leaving in such a hurry?" "Hold on..." "I'm sorry, Master Sammy" "Please give me a minute" "What happened?" " Are you alright?" " I'm fine..." "Give me a minute, I'm fine" "No, don't let it brew inside" "What's wrong?" "I think I'm not going out with Mr. Smoothie anymore" "Miss Bitch was right I'm not good enough for him" "The guy didn't say he's gonna ditch you" "You're usually so optimistic" "It's just a facade, I'm actually very insecure" "I pretend to be optimistic to hide my pessimism, you got it?" "Don't worry about anything now" "Put yourself together." "You can't lose to that woman" "When it comes to love, there's no such thing as being good enough" "You can only love and not love" "I have every confidence in you" "Here's a wager lf you don't get married I'll do anything you ask lf you do get married, I win" "So you won't lose either way, right?" "Thank you" "Thank you, Master Sammy" "Oh but" "We didn't get the counter just then, what should we do?" "Don't worry" "Just watch what that bitch has to say to Smoothie" "The most crucial thing in life ls to know what to say to yourself" "Master Sammy" "You suddenly seem so macho ln what way do I look like a macho man?" "Ah, no, you don't look macho after all" "Have you seen her..." "Hanging out with suspicious characters?" "I suspect Dream might be cheating on me" "No" "No?" "Look!" "A pervert's hand, right on her chest!" "This ring is the only clue" "Such small crescent on his nails..." "His kidneys must be weak" "What are you doing?" "Checking if my kidneys could be weak" "How dare this man touch my woman" "I must catch this adulterer!" "What are you doing?" "I want to pee, no... my back feels dry" "It's a little itchy, I'll put some moisturizer on later I asked around lt costs 80 thousand to buy his hand" "150 thousand to finish him off, then I'm in peace forever lsn't that a good bargain?" "Indeed" "Βut Boss, we must abide by the law in Hong Kong I'm just kidding, I'm not a barbarian" "Βut when I lose patience... I don't joke around" "I become another man" "Rest assured Boss, give me some time I'll find a private investigator and have it all fixed" "Good. I'm leaving" "Alright" "Jesus, he's scary" "Have you found the adulterer?" "I don't think we'll be able to so quickly I'm losing patience" "I need to know all the men Dream saw" "On her birthday" "Boss" "Sammy" "Memo, tell me all the men Dream saw" "On her birthday" "That day..." "I remember she saw you, Master Sammy" "The manager of the counters, Mr. Cheng" "She got a snack delivery, and said the delivery boy was cute" "Call Cheng right away" "And I need to see the cute delivery boy" "Βoss, that's genius" "The guy will never be able to hide from you" "What's the hurry?" "The big boss wants to see us" "Be careful." "He has a weird obsession with hands" "What do you mean?" "If he likes your hands, he'll refuse to let go of them" "And will keep kneading and fondling them" "Just for a little while, right?" "For a whole day" "There you are" "This is our big boss" " Hello!" " Arnold Cheng" "Food delivery, anyone?" "Yes, come here, I'll pay" "My boss is very welcoming ln a moment he'll shake hands with you" "Even the delivery boy gets a handshake?" "Here's a $1000" "Plus a ring." "So will you shake now?" "Of course!" "Who wants a handshake?" "Who..." "You're the cutie?" "Yes, even my mother calls me that" "You didn't say we had to shake this long" "There's four of us, let's play mahjong" "Sure!" "But can we play in the office?" "I'm the boss and I say we can" "Right, whatever the boss says" "To be frank" "Doing deliveries is just a part-time job" "I've travelled the world on numerous tournaments" "My real identity is - the God of Mahjong" "So let's begin" "What's up?" "Don't you have a job to do?" "Back to work!" "Go!" "Βack to work!" "Let's play" "Why aren't you shuffling?" "Yeah, why not?" "Oh" "Why are you wearing gloves?" "I'm afraid my hands will get allergic to these mahjong" "No, take them off" "Alright" "What's wrong with your nails?" "Boss, I'm in the beauty business I need to try new products" "Wipe it off" "This nail polish is made out of asphalt I said wipe it off!" "Okay" "We're playing Taiwanese version" "My mother's Taiwanese, I learned to play when I was a kid I'm not quite familiar, please spare me" "Here goes" "What's happened?" "Why isn't anyone here?" "So why are you still looking?" "I didn't ask you to look. I've already played" "So quickly?" "I think I've scored" "It's liguligu, scored without playing" " That's 90 points - 90?" "Superb!" "I'm lucky!" "90 points?" "We're all Cantonese, let's play Cantonese version" "Taiwanese mahjong has no technique..." "Shit!" " 2 circles - 3-of-a-kind!" "3-of-a-kind!" "About to win 3-of-a-kind!" "I don't believe you'll win with this!" "Well, I just did" "You discarded the tile, so thanks to you" "That can't be lt's just luck" "Again..." "Wait..." "I want to change seats." "I'll change with you" "That's fine with me" "Wait..." "Let's play Beijing version this time" "My new girlfriend is from Beijing" "In Beijing mahjong, the biggest trump is..." "Hunting for 5" "What's that?" "Hunting for 5 is hunting for 5" "That means you have 4 and 6, and missing 5 in the middle" "Don't Bullshit me!" "Why did you ask then?" "Just asking" "See what the God of Mahjong has got?" "I'm not playing that one, this one is better" "West" "4-of-a-kind" "Again" "I told you I was in luck today I hunt the 5!" "I hunt the 5..." "You guys tried to con me first" " l'm not in your way, am I?" " Thanks" "Com'on, it's just a game" "You're the cheat!" "Put the knife down!" "I'm going to give you a good stabbing!" "Put the knife down first!" "This is a game, let's show some manners" "You're scaring me" "You're scaring me too" "Jesus, what are you doing with that knife" "Thank god he's never lost money to me" "All three of you are cheaters!" "You even want to cheat on a delivery boy?" "A multi-billionaire like him" "Doesn't need to scam spare change like this" "You all made me do it" "What do you want now?" "A gun?" "Sichuan version!" "We're changing seats I will fight to the end!" "Yes!" "I've won!" "Same here, let's see which of you is the loser" "Nine bamboos" "Here comes the God of Mahjong!" "Look again, it's a false call" "A false call indeed, God of Mahjong" "Hold!" "Why are we stopping?" "I've lost the most" "I'll pay for it" "Hold!" "Come, see if this looks similar" "Isn't this your hand?" "Not now" "Now it's exactly the same" " Thank you so much" " You're welcome" "Who's hand is this?" "It wouldn't be yours, would it?" "You adulterer!" "Pretend to be a sissy to flirt with girls!" "Clerk Chan!" "You need to make it clear" "If we were married, he'd be an adulterer" "Uh oh, big trouble lt couldn't be worse than your false call" "You never said you'd marry me" "And yet you're suspicious of me?" "Dream!" "Dream!" "Dream!" "Dream..." "Βoss, are you alright?" "That's dramatic" "Stop looking" "He's worth billions, quick, help him up" "Have a seat first" "Do you need a doctor?" "What did I do wrong?" "Why did she treat me like this?" "I can't help you this time" "You adulterer!" "Why would I still be here if I were the adulterer?" "Waiting for you to have me killed?" "You have a point" "Look at you, there's only money in your eyes" "You think that money can solve all problems" "Do I look that bad?" "Get up, let me do a skin test for you" "Come on, stand still..." "Spread your legs, and do as I'm doing" "Alright, bend over" "My tummy's in the way" "Then tuck it in" "Good, stay there" "One, two, three" "Okay, done!" "What were you filming?" "Nowhere else but your expression" "The test is very simple" "If you face is totally deformed on the photo lt reflects that your skin is aging rapidly Really?" "What is this?" "Let me see, not bad" "I'm really that ugly, huh?" "That's what you look like, face it" "Master Sammy, you're the beauty expert, help me I know a really good plastic surgeon in America" "He can keep secrets and is really skilled." "I'll pass you his details" "Plastic surgery?" "What will he do?" "Well, it depends on how you want to look" "If you want to look 3-7 years younger, then you can do a few facelifts" "Then get botox - perfect!" "What if I want to look 20 or 30 years younger?" "A piece of cake." "Come here" "Just close your eyes and jump out of that window" "Then you won't only be younger, you'll have a new life" "Βoss, I'm joking l don't want this ugly face, nor this big gut I hereby announce that I will hire Master Sammy" "As my stylist!" "One thing that men should learn from women" "Is that no matter what you look like" "You mustn't give up on making yourself look better" "Staying slim can be done anytime, anywhere" "Perseverance is the key" " Don't come out once you're in" " Okay" "Lock him up!" "This one matches your clothes today" "Thank you" "is it new?" "Please take a look, it's this season's newest range" "Where is this brand from?" "It's a reputable local brand" "Local?" "Then it must be cheap" "Even crappy brand can sell here?" "It's the beginning of the end" "The whole mall's been degraded" "When it comes to cosmetics" "I always choose European brands" "Or at the very least "Made in Japan"" "Βut never a Chinese brand" "I wonder if it's cement or really foundation" "Cement?" "Will it corrode my skin?" "Look, it even looks like lime" "Please allow me to say" "Our local brand isn't bad at all" "The production standards are higher than those European brands" "Take a look at this colour" "My quality is better" "My requirements are more stringent" "I warn you, don't you dare touch me lf you touch my face, I'll sue you to hell!" "Even the lipstick looks bizarre" "Doesn't look like he knows blush from a brush" "Brands that we've never even heard of" "Probably don't hire decent staff anyway" "Looks like we can't shop here anymore" "The brands are so random" "I'm so going to complain" "Please..." "Fine, run away, you cowards!" "Your skin is rough and dull" "The tracks of your tears are so deep" "I bet you probably cry yourself to sleep every night" "You just use heavy make-up to hide the loneliness and emptiness" "How did you know?" "A lighter foundation will make you look brighter" "With "shy blush" you'll have a young girl's blush" "Which will reveal a youthful shyness in you" "You think fake eyelashes will make your eyes look bigger" "That's lying to yourself and freaking others out" "Ladies!" "Think you're gorgeous?" "I need to buy this!" "I need to buy your make-up!" " Me too..." " Me too..." "One after one..." "You saw me." "Was it too over the top?" "I've known you for so long" "Yet I never would have guessed that you're a lady-killer" "How on earth you're so good at it?" "You want to know?" "Come to my house after work" "Sure" "Call me later" "Hello?" "Grandma, I'm bringing a friend home for dinner tonight" "A friend?" "Oh good, come back soon then" "Who was that?" "Arnold said he's bringing a friend home for dinner" "Your brother's bringing his girlfriend home for dinner" " What?" "Really?" " Yes" "Big sister!" "Brother said he's bringing his long-term girlfriend home for dinner" " Really?" " Yes" " Finally..." " What is it?" "Mum, brother's been having a girlfriend all these years" "He's bringing her to dinner tonight" "Really?" "That's great news!" "What's the fuss?" "Your uncle's bringing his fiance over tonight" "To talk about their wedding" "Grandma" "Uncle's getting married soon" "He's back today to talk about the wedding" "Tell them to prepare" "Why didn't he say so on the phone?" "Yes" "I didn't know your family had a pet shop" "It's a pet salon I do make-up for people, my family does it for cats and dogs" "Anything wrong with that?" " Of course not" " Come in, you must be hungry" "Do you have dog food?" "Cat food will fill you up too" "I'm back on time for dinner again" "A man?" " You know him?" " Sammy?" "Hi Helen" "My sister Helen" "My nephew" "Hi!" "Let's eat" "Grandma, mother, auntie, bon appetit" "First sister, second sister, little one, bon appetit" "You are keeping fit, have vegetables" "Sammy, you should eat too" "I can't stand it anymore I'm sorry, what can't you stand?" " Let's eat" " Help yourself" "You family only eats prawns?" "Because I like them" "Arnold, how long have you two known each other?" "That's a long time" "We used to go to make-up school together" "And later, he asked me to work at his company" "Well...did you notice that..." "The straw used to be straight" "Βut it's interesting" "That now it can be shaped into a curve" "Or into all sorts of shapes" "Like a screwdriver" "Or a heart" "I really can't stand it no more!" "It's just a new style of straw" "Mommy, what can't you stand no more?" "Stop calling Mommy, I'm very conservative" "The straight straw was fine, why bend it on purpose?" "That's nothing wrong" "It's quite convenient" "For putting it in your mouth..." "like this" "Βetter than a straight one that keeps poking the throat" "You think it's interesting?" " Indeed - lt's so fun ln any case..." "Even bent ones can be made straight again" "Straws are so weird" "The more you bend the harder to straighten them again lt gets soft on both sides eventually and loses its strength, look..." "What do you mean?" "It lost its strength, so we'll throw it away" "What's going on?" "I had enough!" "I'm telling you, I will not allow you and Arnold to be a couple!" "A couple?" "Brother, if this is embarrassing you, we can stop talking about it I formally announce that I'm as straight as this chopstick!" "And you?" "That's none of your business" "Although you've learnt about women from them" "Βut they don't represent all women" "At least I'm pretty good at selling cosmetics" "Alright" "I'm taking you to meet other types of women tonight" "Definitely not THAT kind, ok?" "They're my make-up models" "Hello!" "They're really cool" "Let's have fun!" "You're having a nice chat, not afraid of women anymore?" "Sammy" "Thanks for inviting me tonight I really think you understand me" "Less is more, what's natural is beautiful" "One more thing..." "Don't drink too much" "Enough chatting for you three" "Do you want to improve your make-up skills?" " Of course!" " Then you have to ask my friend" "You should each toast him and then ask him to teach you" "Okay" "Hello?" "Yes, Sammy speaking I think it's Room 102" "Alright, see you" "There are more models coming?" "It's your girlfriend, who is my assistant too" "She has a few documents for me to sign" "There are so many women here" "Will she get the wrong idea when she's here?" "Hard to avoid" "Then what should I do?" "I'd better leave" "You shouldn't be so serious" "If you don't want upset someone" "Not even a little teeny weeny upset" "And not even get a bit of the wrong idea" "Then you know you're for real I understand now I'm going" "Claire didn't say where she was" "Wouldn't that be worse if you bump into her like this?" "Then what should I do?" "Dress up like a woman" "What?" "Do I look like a woman now?" "Yes, you're as pretty as a flower" "Give us a spin" "Now bounce, make sure everything's in position" "Βounce again." "Ok..." "Words can't describe what I'm going through right now I'd like to sing a song" "Which song?" "Gong Linna's "Heartbeat"" ""Heartbeat"" "Can I punch you?" "Don't!" " Master Sammy, your documents" " What took you so long?" "is this your friend?" "Hello, I'm Claire" "You look familiar" "How could that be?" "I'm from Dongbei, my name is Snowy" "Hello, I'm Claire" "Don't think you can touch him just because he's a tranny" "Could you sign the documents first?" "Thank you" " Hurry up then" " Thank you" "You've turned them upside down" "You really do look familiar" "He's a Northeast Indian, plus a little Bengali" "And a bit of Thai kind of mix" "Among the trannies, he's the finest!" "Oh stop staring, all pretty girls look familiar!" "Clerk Chan, don't you dare run anywhere" "Stop playing hide and seek with me" "Miss..." "Miss Chim" "Why do you look so nervous?" "Feeling guilty?" "Where's the boss?" "I can't tell you" "You're all perched pretty on the boss's chair I'm dispensable to him now" "Where is he?" "I need to see him" "I still can't tell you" "Are you going to tell me or not?" "I'll have you fired!" "Go ahead, boss said..." "If you fire me, he'll hire me back" "Miss Chim, just cry out loud if you want to" "While you're going to a formal event" "If you had to wear make-up and glasses at the same time" "I suggest you wear frameless glasses" "Βut remember, they must suit your eyebrow and eye shape" "Right, I have two boxes of glasses here" "Choose a pair that suits you the most" "For example, her eyebrows have a more rounded arch" "So a round pair of glasses would suit her" " Here" " Thank you!" "Good!" "One more thing" "That's the colour of your eye shadow." "To look good..." "It should contrast strongly with the temple of your glasses" "Delivery" "Who ordered dessert from Xiao Tian Gu?" "Me!" "I did!" "Hello everyone!" "I asked someone to order it..." "Who did I ask?" "Your secretary, Kawaii" "Kawaii ordered it" "Hello everyone!" "Mr. Smoothie, you're here!" " Yes" " Let me help you with that" "I heard that employees" "Are always doing overtime" "So I want to treat you desserts" "And I miss you so much!" "Wow, that's a lot of affection" "Thank you Smoothie!" "Thank you!" "I miss her so much!" "Which one do you want?" "I'll get it for you" "I don't mind" "She's famous for her milk lt's so nice of you" "Is there anything with milk..." "Master Sammy, would you like a mango pudding?" "Sure, thanks" "Stop working for a second, have some dessert" "Here, I'll feed you" "Have some while it's warm" "Wow, so sweet!" "It stings my eyes" "Let me finish up first, I'll have it in a while" "We're dating now" "It's your turn to feed me" "Here..." "I'll feed you!" "Why?" "You're so chubby and cute, like a baby" "Come, let me feed you" "I suddenly feel so maternal" " It's fun" " Fun, yeah?" "You should have some too" "Mona, where are you?" "I'm in Causeway Βay I'm at your 1 1 o'clock" "There are so many people over there" "Come over, quickly" "Yes, look this way please" "Mona" "Hey?" "What are you doing?" "Doing some snapshots" "How about... we go..." "What?" "Hey man, you can't be so selfish" "You can't take her for a one-on-one photo shoot" " She just flashed at everyone" " Where?" "Flash!" "What are you doing here?" "Teen model photos are all the rage now" "You know, those models can't really write" "I can ghost write autobiographies on their behalf" "Don't you think I look really pretty today?" "I've never been photographed like this in my life I feel amazing!" "Stop!" "Please stop taking photos, please stop..." "Stop!" "I don't care if I offend you" "What are you trying to do?" "Yesterday you're a flight attendant, today you're..." "Lady Gaga" "So what?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Βe yourself" "Everyone should be themselves" "Can I?" "These... I wrote these novels" "I bring them to the publisher every time" "But no one wants them" "You think I like dressing up as a flight attendant?" "You think I enjoy being a ghost writer?" "Βut no one wants me" "No one wants Mona!" "No one wants me..." "It's sunrise" "I can't do this, I need sleep" "Go take a nap, Master Sammy" "I'll finish it for you" "Ok, I'll sleep for a while" "Master Sammy" "I know your secret" "What secret?" "You have a crush on me" "That's not true!" "You pretend to be a sissy, you've a crush on me for a long time" "No, I don't..." "Look me in the eye and say you don't like me" "Say it!" "I don't like you!" "Look me in the eye and say you don't like me!" "Look me in the eye and say you don't like me... lt won't stop?" "Good morning" "Calm down!" "Are you talking to me?" "No, I'm just talking to myself" "In a situation like this, I can only think of three solutions" "The first one..." "Kowtow and beg her I beg you..." "I beg you..." "The second one..." "Βeat her up" "Βut both are fairly difficult in execution lt seems that I must resort to the last solution..." "Aside from money, the only thing that can appease a women is..." "A man's body" "I know we've broken up" "But I don't like the woman you've chosen" "I'm so jealous!" "We've broken up" "Women can be jealous even when they've broken up I can't control myself" "I purposely lost control of myself" "You should find another man" "They are only interested in my money" "Then look for another rich guy" "I know you still have feelings for me" "If not" "Why would you have done that to me?" "It's my fault" "I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself" "I need to propose to Miss Claire!" "But for such a well-off guy like me" "I have everything" "How should I know how to propose?" "Can you help?" "It's all about one magic word" "Which word?" "?" "?" "!" "..." "Damn it!" "Rich people don't know it and neither do poor people" "The best damn thing anyone can hope for is to marry me!" "Even you'd want her to live a happy life" "Don't worry" "Prepare the three essentials for proposal" "I'll arrange for you" "Really?" "Put this on" "Now?" "Tonight is important for you" "Ok" "I don't know..." "No one's ever given me so much attention" "Have you heard?" "Confidence" "Is the best make-up you could ever wear" "Let me apply confidence onto your face" "What are you doing?" "Can you hold me like a man?" "Hello?" "Sammy, I've prepared the three essentials" "Where are you?" "Hello?" "Hello..." "Cinderella, the one up there is your prince I'm..." "The mouse that drives your pumpkin carriage" "Up you go" "Your prince is waiting" "Hello?" "I can't say it!" "Hold on" "Hello?" "Master Sammy, I don't know what to do" "Hold on, I'll be quick.." "Hello?" "I told you I don't know how to ask for things!" "I'm thinking... hold on" "Pick up the bouquet" "Wait" "I've got the bouquet" "Wave it around a couple of times" "Alright!" " Master Sammy..." " Hello?" "He's waving the bouquet around" "Like he's welcoming me, not proposing" "Now what?" "Wrong one" "Act horny" "Acting horny's easier" "Pick up the ring, kneel down and propose" "I need to propose?" "Oh no, it's all wrong" "What are you doing?" "I don't know, how about you?" "Here, I propose" "Have we completed the whole process?" "I think so, I've never done it before" "Let's celebrate then" "Alright!" "Who are you?" "Clerk Chan!" "Dream..." "Where did you go?" "Hey I'm talking to you." "Where were you all this time?" "I went to a boot camp" "Nonsense!" "Where's your tummy?" "Why are you so skinny now?" "Are you sick?" "No, silly!" "I'm healthy as ever!" "Look..." "Who did this to you?" "Master Sammy did" "I love him" "I love him too" "He gave me a lot of encouragement" "Nothing is too difficult if you put your heart into it I did this for myself too" "Βut mainly it was for you" "Will you marry me?" "I love you" "You look so... normal today" "Don't you need to write?" "I've thought it through" "You were right" "I should be myself" "And stop being everyone else's substitute" "I want to tell you that... I'm getting married" "Married?" "You're kidding right?" "I'm really getting married" "Why so sudden?" "Congratulate me" "Come on!" "Congratulations" "That's not from your heart" "You have to say it from your heart" "Smile and say, "congratulations"" "Congratulations, ok?" "I've chosen the little church we used to go to all the time" "You still remember?" "I'd like the wedding to be romantic and blissful" "And I want you to do my make-up" "You can't say no" "It'll be your wedding present to me, ok?" "My fiance and minister haven't arrive yet" "You're beautiful today" "Hurry, they're almost here" "I don't know how to do your make-up" "You don't know?" "You're a professional make-up artist, how could you not know?" "Usually when I do make-up I'll picture the finished look in my head, but... I can't do it this time" "You've never imagined what I'd look like when I got married?" "I have" "A long time ago" "When we were still together" "So just think of that when you're doing it" "When I thought of that look..." "I was thinking you belonged to me" "I don't care." "Today, you will do" "The most beautiful bridal make-up for me" "So beautiful" "Come with me" "Stand here and don't move" "Turn around" "Why don't you come walk with me" "No" "Of course you can" "You're here" "We're practicing" "Hello" "Do you love her?" "Of course I do" "Very well, then promise me" "That you'll only love her in your lifetime" "I can't do that" "She loves you, how could you do this to her?" "It's nice that she loves me" "Βut I need to love other people too" "It's so selfish of her to think that way" "Then how many do you need to love?" "Well, the more the better" "Βut sometimes we're short on people" "There's not much I can do" "That's ridiculous!" "Do you..." "Do you..." "like it when they all come at once?" "Of course, it's sharing I also welcome you to join our big family" "Are you crazy?" "Βig family?" "Βigamy is illegal, are you alright?" "Are you alright?" "I'm just talking about sharing" "Mona!" "I forbid you to marry this man!" "He's not my fiance, he's the minister" "You're hilarious!" "Minister?" "Just joking, Father I'm sorry, Father" " Father, excuse me" " I really am the minister" "Sorry... I've been waiting for you, excuse us" "How's it going, is everyone here?" "Yes, everyone's here" " And the groom..." " Three of us" "Are you kidding me again?" "Yes" "I want to see how you'd react to me getting married" "Mona, I don't have time to kid around with you" "I quit playing, ok?" "Arnold Cheng!" "Eileen Zhang once said" "There's always someone waiting for you" "Regardless the time" "Regardless the place" "You'll know" "That there's someone" "I always thought that you are the one I kid around" "Because I know whenever I come back..." "You'll always be waiting for me" "You're the only person on earth" "Who'll allow me to be so stubborn" "I guess you're not going to wait for me anymore" "Father, let's get married" "Wait!" "You're right" "I'm not going to wait anymore" "You once asked why I was your first boyfriend" "And not your last" "I'm telling you that I'll be your last boyfriend" "I'm going to marry you!" "Father, I'm going to marry her!" "That's good" "But I'm in a hurry." "Did you prepare rings?" "Happy?" "I haven't announce that you could exchange rings yet" "Take it off" "I'm going in" "Maybe not" "Congratulations" "Miss..." "Miss Βitch, what are you doing here?" "I didn't want to come" "But I couldn't control myself I've thought it through" "About what?" "That it's alright to watch the person you like marry someone else?" "Quite the opposite I came today to get my man back I believe he'll only be happy if he was with me" "You might think so!" "If you really love someone..." "You'll believe that you can give them the greatest happiness" "So what can you do..." "To give him the greatest happiness?" "That's not your business" "I have my ways I even brought a gun" "Don't stop me" "That's intense" "She's right lf you love somebody..." "You should believe that you can give them the greatest happiness" "Mr. Βill Liu" "Will you take Miss Claire" "The woman on your right" "To be your lawfully wedded wife?" "To have and to hold, for better or worse, for richer or poorer..." "I want a wedding like this" "Don't worry" "Our wedding will be two times as big as this" "I'm talking about how romantic it is, not the size" "Understood ln sickness or in health, to love and to cherish" "And pledge your faithfulness" "Till death do you part?" "That's a huge responsibility" "So do you?" "Could I speak first?" "I'd always thought I was the best make-up artist" "But that's not true" "The best make-up isn't about hiding one's weaknesses lt's to highlight one's strengths" "Just like love" "You see their strengths" "When you're in love" "You can still spot their weaknesses" "Βut you don't mind them" "Make-up that's done well lsn't a mask" "Βut I've always used a mask to protect myself" "You said you're insecure" "But actually I'm the most insecure I'm foolish enough to teach you how to date and propose" "I sent the love of my life to someone else" "So what do you want?" "I've known all along" "So while you were teaching me all that" "You were actually" "Hiding your love for me all along I can't be in a relationship with a man" "He's not talking to you" "He's made himself very clear that... ls he talking to you?" "I really wasn't talking to you" "Everybody freeze!" "I'm here to get my man back!" "Don't force me..." "Don't move..." "Miss Lee, calm down..." "Smoothie, you are not allowed to marry other women!" "Miss Lee..." " Βe quiet!" " Calm down..." "I said be quiet..." "If you're so insecure, why aren't you leaving now?" "I know you love me, I'm not afraid of anything" "Freeze, both of you!" "No one in the world" "Is as crazy as you" "No one is as crazy about me as you" "Calm down everyone!" "Everything is under control!" "I'm sorry, Mr. Smoothie" "I really can't marry you" "I can see that I'm sorry, I can't marry you either" "So, do you like men or women?" "That's none of your business" "Just kidding." "I only pretend to be gay for my job" "In those chaotic preceding minutes" "Everyone has found their true love" "Just as I do" "Since there were some accidents during the ceremony" "I propose we choose another date" "To have our weddings together and double our happiness" "All's well end's well!" "What do you say, Dream?" "I'm in your hands" "Good!" "Happy Chinese New Year!" "All the best in the Year of the Rabbit!" "Congratulations!"