"Previouslyon  "RuPaul'sDragRace"..." " If I want to do ratchet drag next week, can you give me any tips?" " If you want to do, like, memorable drag next week," "I can give you some tips." "[all gasping]" " Your intentions weren't to hurt?" " No, they weren't to hurt." "If I wanted to hurt you, you'd be crying right now, bitch." " You need to create original drag couture inspired by the wonderful "Wizard of Oz."" " It's working?" " Yeah, it's done." "What?" "Dosomethingmore toyouroutfit, because it doesn't look that great." " I'm ready for that Chipotle." "[laughs]" " Robbie and Hedda Turner." " Bustles can be flattering when they're on a big gown." "This looks like just a bunch of ruched up fabric stuck." " Derrick and Tara Barry." " I did sew everything on here." " It's a piece of fabric." " Everyone should take a look at Naomi right now." "This is how you win this competition." " [laughs]" " Who deserves to click their heels and go back to Kansas?" " Derrick." " Derrick." " Derrick as well." " I think in this competition you have to apply every single second, and I'm here to win, so people like Chi Chi piss me off." " Naomi Smalls, you are the winner of this week's challenge." "Derrick Barry, shantay, you stay." "Robbie Turner, sashay away." "[smooth music]" "¶ ¶" " Oh, no more chicken wings." " That was an emotional one." "This has been such a rocky road for me." "Iknowthere's atleastthreequeens intheroomthat wanttoseemegohome." "[sighs]" "Oh." " You broke down, girl, at the end." " That monologue." " You were like," ""Oh, my God, thank you for the Academy Award."" " You don't understand how long it was." " This is the most emotional roller coaster" "I've ever been on." "It's such a struggle for me to be around such creative people." "And it just crumbled down on me today." "And I'm like, "I know the 'I'm a slave for you' dance."" "[sobs]" "I'm so sorry." "¶ ¶ [sniffles]" "May I leave the stage now?" "[laughter]" " Chi Chi, how are you feeling?" "You got emotional on the runway today too." " It's just hard when your hard work doesn't come across." "I feel like you guys don't look at me as if I'm trying hard enough, when it's not that." " Chi Chi will never recover from this bad decision." "I will never forget that she wasted our time yesterday." " I just feel misunderstood." " Clearly, Chi Chi is the next to go and Derrick's the next to go." " Oh, man." " Either one of them, who cares?" "They're the next to go." "[dramatic music] [carenginestarts] -¶ RuPaulDragRace¶" "Thewinner of" RuPaul'sDragRace"" "receivesa one-yearsupply ofAnastasia BeverlyHillscosmetics anda cashprize of$ 100,000." "Withextraspecial guestjudges" "Thomas Roberts and Miss Vivica A. Fox." "¶ RuPaulDragRace¶" "¶ Maythebestwoman¶" "¶Bestwomanwin ¶" "¶ Giveyoursister whatsheneedsnow ¶" " Yes!" " Ooh!" " We're not in Kansas anymore." " [laughs] [siren wails]" " Whoo, girl." " She done already done had herses." "Hey, racers." " Hey, girl." " Hi." " Good queens finish last, but shady queens rule the world, so if you ain't got nothing nice to say about somebody, take out an ad." " This was paid for by citizens against Lady Bunny." " Yes!" " [laughs]" " Hello, hello, hello." " Hi." " Ladies, for a little morale boost," "I've invited some company." " [gasps]" " Oh, Pit Crew." "Oh, look, they brought their bunk buddies..." " Hi, guys." " Oh!" " And designer Andrew Christian." " Hi." " Hello there." "Ladies, America's next drag superstar needs to use her intuition to make important decisions in the blink of a false eyelash." "Now, this is how we do it." "I share a fun fact about one of our Andrew Christian models, and then you determine if he prefers the top or the bottom..." " [gasps]" " Bunk." "I'm talking bunk here, ladies." "There's a giant bunk bed right there, okay?" "[laughter]" "And the queen who gets the most matches wins." "First up, Derrick Barry." ""The Golden Girl" character Jason most identifies with is Blanche Devereaux." " I would say bottom." " All right." "Get on down there, Jason." " Peter prefers his coffee black." " Oh." " I will put him on the top." " Hips don't lie." "Corey's favorite music artist is Britney Spears." " Oh." "Bottom." " That bottom is so crowded." "All right, Derrick, we will show you your results in a moment." "Kim Chi." "All right, now Jason number two." " Hello." " Is that an Australian accent?" " It is." " Oh." "Are you from Perth?" "You have Perth-onality?" " No." " No." "[laughter]" "All right, Jason's favorite exercise is chest press." " I'm gonna go with top bunk for this one." " Go on over." "Look at me, look at me." " Naomi, Murray's favorite movie is "Little Mermaid."" " Bottom bunk?" " I'll drink to that." "All right, Miles' spirit animal is Nicole Richie." " I'm gonna say top bunk." " I'm gonna put Miles on the top bunk." " Bottom bunk." " Okay." "[laughter]" "Make room for Miles." "Welcome back, ladies." "Now let's debunk all the rumors." "Boys, show us your bunk preference, please." "¶ ¶ [laughter]" " Ex-squeeze me?" "Just one top in all of West Hollywood?" "[laughter] My goodness." "All right, the winner of today's mini challenge is..." "Derrick Barry." " I won." "[cheers and applause]" " You've won a prize package from Casper mattresses valued at $2,000." " Yes." " And for our hungry viewers," " Bye!" " Ladies, now, this being an election year," "I'm throwing your wigs into the ring as the first drag president of these United States of America." "[cheers and applause]" " All right." " For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be working in pairs to create your own presidential campaign ads." "You need to both promote yourself and smear your opponent." "#shadypolitics." " [laughs]" " Now, I polled the judges to figure out who's your number one political adversary." "¶ ¶" "The first race is Thorgy Thor versus Chi Chi DeVayne." " Ooh." "[laughs]" "Oh,shit." "This bitch just read me for filth on the runway." " The next is Kim Chi versus Naomi Smalls." " [laughs]" " And that leaves Derrick Barry versus Bob The Drag Queen." " Fuck." "It's fucking Derrick Barry." "He's so easily offended." "So now I have a challenge where I have to make jokes about Derrick." "I'm like, "Is he gonna flip out on me again?"" " Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the shadiest politician win." " All right, let's do it." "¶ ¶" " Shit." "SoIget pairedwith ChiChi because I called Chi Chi's ass out last week on the runway, butI 'mhappy toworkwithChi Chi  'causeI willoutshineher ." "[laughs]" "My funny thing is that I'm actually a terrible tyrant." "Iimmediatelywaslike, [trilling tongue]" ""Oh!" "Oh!" "Ooh, this is gonna be fun."" "AndI wrote30 pages." ""Ads may be no longer than 45 seconds."" "Shit." "I have so much material." "I don't want to leave any of it out." " Damn, Thorgy." "Like, you just got too much going on." "You've got to edit, edit, edit." " This is going to be impossible." " Coming up..." " Go for it, and give it all you got." " America's drag president is signing up for" " Cut." "You can play this one up." " What a fat ass." " More forcefully." " [growling]" " Okay." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" " I want to try to create you as, like, a supervillain, so I want shots of you in the video, like, like, doing this." "Fortoday'schallenge, wehaveto comeupwith  apresidentialcampaignad that promotes ourselves but at the same time smears the opponent." " Well, I'm obviously gonna call you ratchet." " I want to play up on this idea that you're not smart, and that I'm really smart." "Wehavebuttedheadsbefore, so every team is gonna hope that Bob and I fail." "I'm down for that." "I want ours to be the best." "Butwebothwanttowin, and that's the kind of energy we need right now." " Why should Bob The Drag Queen be president?" "Because I'm louder than everyone else." " Shh!" " I'm the loudest one." " Shut up, Bob." " [laughs]" " Whenever Bob succeeds at anything," "Thorgy always comes for him." "Thorgyreally wantstobeatBob ." "I think that's, like, kind of, like, her personal vendetta in this competition." "They'reboth fromthesameplace, and I think Thorgy just really wants to be, like,theNewYorkqueen." "[laughs]" "It's gonna be weird having to do, like, insult each other when we're, like, friends." " We're not gonna be like, "You're a bitch."" ""No, you're a bitch." "You're ugly."" ""Well, you're ugly too."" " It's hard 'cause you're not a booger." "KimChi andNaomiarenot gonna besmearingeachotherenough." "They are just acting like fucking" "Chia Pets in the corner, and they're just so adorable." " I'm just gonna say, like, she was caught wearing flats onstage." "Like, stuff like that." " I mean, work on it." " I hate you." " Hello, hello, hello." "all:" "Hello." " My fellow femocrats, now, in a moment, you'll meet with your campaign advisers," "Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley." " Whoo!" " What, what." " And tomorrow on the runway, the category is black-and-white movie realness." "all:" "Ooh." " So good luck, and don't fuck it up." "[applause]" " Hey." " Welcome, ladies." " It's our turn to go in and shoot with Michelle and Carson." "I need to redeem myself." "For me, this is go big or go home." " Okay, whose campaign are we doing first?" " Doing mine first." " Derrick Barry for president." "Action." " Bob roams the streets of New York City stealing from defenseless people." " Cut." " Nancy Grace it out on that one, overly serious." " All right." " And action." " Bob is only comfortable stealing from defenseless people on the mean streets of New York City." " Cut." " Derrick is doing this parody on, like, creepy Republican white women, and it's really funny to me." " That was good?" " So much better." " Okay." " Let's do the B-roll." "What's your first setup?" " It is Bob in a hoodie, and he'll be stealing money from the Pit Crew." " That's not stereotyping at all." " Not at all." " I hope there's no Skittles involved." " No arizona tea either." " And action." "Cut." " Bob, creep in like this, just to get into the first one." " And action." "Cut." "Print." "Done." "All right, Bob, your turn, baby." " So can I get, like, the big couch over here?" "I'm going for a little bit of Michelle Obama meets Hillary Clinton so, like, Blackie Onassis." " Here we go." "Action." " I believe in strong drag family values." "Derrick Barry only had one baby, for breakfast." "[laughter]" " That was great." " So now we have to do the Derrick stuff, right?" " There's a scene in the end where she eats the baby." "Oh, that's good." "That's, like, Norman Bates shit." " Okay, good." "Ready?" "Action." " Why?" " Derrick is going in." " Go with it, go with it." "[growling] [laughter]" "Great, cut." " That was awesome." " Good job." " I'm really shocked." "Derrick has never let go like this." " Fabulous." " We did it." " Hi." " Hi." " Who's going first?" "Naomi." " Yes." " Okay." " So my platform is being a supermodel, and I want the whole world to look beautiful." " And action." " America's drag president is signing up for speeches, debates, interviews" " Cut." "Deliver it more." "Punch the words, you know?" "Action." " America's first drag president must speak as" "Fuck." "Sorry." " Cut." "It's all about attitude." "This is a shady political campaign." "I know you know how to be shady." "[laughter]" " Have you been watching this season?" " [laughs]" " For my thing, I'm using food as a metaphor, and I'm smearing Naomi by how skinny she is, and we shouldn't trust her." "The biggest worry I have for this challenge is being able to speak clearly and the judges being able to understand my sense of humor." " Here we go." "And action." " She acts like she's the skinniest queen, but her waist isn't even 19 inches." " More forcefully." "Remember to enunciate." " All right." " Action." " She acts like she's the skinniest queen, but her waist isn't even 19 inches." " Cut." "I think I'm seeing the words as they're coming out of your mouth, like, on paper." "Let that all go." "Let's move on." "Moving on." "Let's do the B-roll." "Action." " What a fat ass." " Cut." "The inflection should go down at the end." "Not, "What a fat ass?" But, "What a fat ass."" " What a fat ass." "both:" "What a fat ass." " What a fat ass." " You went up again." " I'm nervous for Kim just because she did get a lot of notes, andshe'snot feelingconfident, so I'm scared that my friend could go home." " Good, move on." " Okay." "Thorgy Thor and Chi Chi DeVayne." " Hi." " Hi." " Hi." " I ain't gonna lie." "I'm a little nervous, but I just want to present in a professional way." " All right, Chi Chi, you're up." "And action." " Thorgy Thor is always caught looking like she works for children's parties." "Do you really want Bozo running your country?" "I think not." " Cut." "Okay, you sounded like John Wayne, which is really weird." " [laughs]" " I say lose the deep voice." " It's a little too literal and deadpan." "Like, it needs a little bit of flair." " Yes." "You got that great Louisiana accent." " I'm struggling with this because where I'm from, being country is not the thing to be." "Ikindof want toseempresidential." "Damn." " Thorgy Thor for president." "Go for it, and give it all you got." " I'm just gonna shorten it." " Okay." " All right." " And action." " My name is Thorgy Thor, and I need your vote to become the first drag queen president of the United States of America." " [laughs]" "Good job." " Next scene." " Um... [quietly] "Freshmen year of college," ""threw up in the dorm." "[muttering indistinctly] She"..." "Comforts." "That's a better word." " Okay, let's hear it." " [laughs]" " Read, lady." " Sorry." "I just like to kid." "Herewe go again." "Thorgy is changing ideas as she's going along." " What is this?" "What is that?" " Ticktock, ticktock." "She'sjust allovertheplace, and it's pissing me off." " It looks expensive." " Focus, Thorgy." "Focus." " Sorry." " And action." " Chi Chi's hand always goes straight for the bottle.." " Great, cut." "Perfect." " That was excellent." " I think we got everything." " No, B-roll now." " Oh, yeah." "Shit, I forgot about all this." "All right, this is gonna be simple." "It's gonna be easy." " Action." "What are they gonna do with canned food, by the way?" "Do you want a shot of Chi Chi drinking booze?" "'Cause you said her arm always reaches for the booze." " I think I'm good." " You're done with Chi Chi?" " Yeah, that's it." " Okay." "Thank you, ladies." " Coming up..." " So, Kim Chi, did you grow up in North or South Korea?" " I grew up in-- [laughter]" "You can't leave North Korea." "It's not somewhere where you, like" " It's not a vacation spot." " Wow." " [laughs]" "[ laughing]" "[ laughing] [lively music]" " Bring your ass up in here." " Walk into the club with this purse." "Bam." "[laughter]" " I'm gonna do my makeup right away." " It's time to get ready for today's runway:" "black-and-white realness." "We are taking inspiration from what Detox did on her season." "Are you really doing all whiteface?" " Yes." "Someone to finally stand up for white people." "[laughter]" " Bob, you're quite a political person, if you will." " I like getting into politics." "It's actually fun." "Mysloganis actually myreal-lifeslogan." "Bob The Drag Queen, a queen for the people." "I live my life by that." "I was in Albany, in the capitol building, when marriage equality passed." "In 2010, me and a couple of my friends decided to get together and do something about the inequalities we experience in the gay community, andwedecidedtodosomething calledDragQueen" "WeddingsforEquality, andwewoulddo thesedemonstrations inTimesSquare everysingleSaturday, until there was marriage equality in New York state, andI gotarrested atBryantPark forblockingtraffic." "Theyfucking threwmyassinjail , infulldrag,girl." "Like, you don't have to go get arrested but just something, something as simple as voting." "It is really important because politicians, they literally make very real and very, very important decisions for you." " Like, you could've done maybe something about it before it happened." " Well, you can definitely do something about it." " So, Kim Chi." " Yes, Derrick Barry?" " Did you grow up in North or South Korea?" " I grew up in-- [laughs]" "You can't leave North Korea." "It's not somewhere where you, like" " It's not a vacation spot." " And if you leave, like, your entire, like, family, your friends, like, all of them will be killed." "I was born here in America, and I went to elementary school in South Korea." " Would you go back to South Korea or no?" " Oh, definitely but there's no drag culture there." "There's hardly any gay culture." " Wow." " One day I would love to be able to perform in South Korea and actually have people come out to see me." "I may be the first Korean drag queen to ever be featured on television." "Like, Americans have it so good here." "They don't even realize it, you know?" " So true." "So, so true." "["CoverGirl" byRuPaulplaying]" "[ laughs]" "¶¶" "¶CoverGirl, putthebassinyour walk ¶" "¶Headto toe, letyourwholebodytalk ¶" "And,what?" "[applause]" "Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "My running mate, Michelle Visage." "How you doing?" " I may or may not be sitting on a hanging chad." "[laughter]" " Style superstar Carson Kressley." "Now, do you consider yourself bipartisan?" " I do, but the medication seems to be working." " Hot on the campaign trail, it's Thomas Roberts." " Hi, Ru." "I'm here to make America great again with you through RuPaul-itics." " Let's make America great again." "And the secretary of sickening, Vivica A. Fox." " Strange, strange, strange." " I'm not wearing panties." "[laughter]" "This week we challenged our queens to create shady political ads." "And tonight, do not adjust your sets, because the category is black-and-white realness." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "¶ ¶" "¶Therealness¶" "First up, here's Bob The Drag Queen." " Bob the joker." " Uh-oh." "I decidedto do alook inspiredthemovie" ""Freaks,"soIlookcreepy." "Ilookgorgeous." "I'mserving,girl." " Harlequin romance novel." " Oh, and the sneer." "I like that." " Up next, Derrick Barry." "Yes, a little black dress." "Oh." " Hey." "I 'mrepresenting oldHollywood, andthisis  adifferentlookfor me." "Ifeellikeamoviestar." " Now, she's pumping some Yvonne De Carlo realness here." "Lily Munster." "Naomi Smalls." " Baby?" " Oh, damn." "Ravenis such ahugeinspiration." "Ireallyjustwantto payhomage tohowamazingshe is." " She has padded." " Someone found a couch." " Yeah." "What's your sleep number?" "[laughter]" "¶ ¶" "Oh, oh, oh, oh." " Other way." " This is Kim Chi, y'all." " She is just giving us drama." "Myideaisa sad-looking Frenchclown ina " SinCity"setting." " Wrong way." " I'll get her back." " The mime has come to lip-synch for your life." "Thorgy Thor." " Oh." " She's got Bette Davis thighs." " It's hammer time." "I 'mgivingyouMae West meetsCarrieBradshaw." "Myideais to putthemtogether ina hodgepodge tocreatemy ownThorgylook ." " She looks a little ashy." " Yes." " Lotion up, girl." "Lotion up." "[laughter]" "Chi Chi DeVayne." " Ooh!" " She's gone Hollywood." " Sparkle, honey." "[laughter]" "I 'mwearingagown thatwaspasseddown frommydragmom , soit'sspecial, andmymakeupisgivingyou" ""DeadPresident"realness, honey." " She brought her Louisiana roadkill with her too." " No possums were harmed in the making of this outfit." " Yes." "¶ Therealness¶" " Coming up..." " We did have to work quite a bit with you." " It was challenging." " It was challenging." " You okay, boo?" "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" "Welcome, candidates." "First up, Bob The Drag Queen." "Let's take a look at your shady political ad." " [claps]" "Hi." "I'm Bob The Drag Queen, a queen for the people." "And as a public servant, I believe in serving the people." "That's why I want BJs for every single American." "That's right, better jobs for every American." "Buy yourself something pretty." "I believe in strong drag family values." "I adopted these three needy drag babies, and Derrick Barry only had one baby... for breakfast." "[eerie music] [laughter] [chomping]" "Bob The Drag Queen has a plan-- the gay agenda-- and it's designed by lesbians, so you know it works." "[laughter]" "Bob The Drag Queen for president." "Why?" "Because I didn't eat a fucking baby." "This ad was paid for by my Uncle Steve." "He got money, girl." "[laughter]" " I loved that you threw so much shade that you made your opponent look like an absolute maniac." "You did an excellent job." "Strange." " You have a very small amount of time to tell your story, to get the laugh." "I think it was tight, and it worked." " You demonstrated gravitas." " I'm gonna throw a challenge at you." "I would love to see a fully-realized glamasaurus Rex." " Okay." " All right, next up, Derrick Barry." " Think Derrick Barry because this fairy thinks fairly." "As a Las Vegas local," "I'm comfortable taking a gamble with your money." "However, Bob is only comfortable stealing from defenseless people on the mean streets of New York City." " [cackles]" " I'm a very traditional woman." "However, Bob spends his time dropping acid with his friend Betty and engaging in orgies with his friend Thorgy." "I'm gonna spend my time incorporating drag 101 classes in schools across America." "However, Bob visits sick children in the hospital, and instead of making them laugh, he laughs at them." " [laughing]" " Who is Bob, and what is he hiding?" " [cackles]" " This ad was paid for by Chad Michaels," "All Stars Winner, celebrity female impersonator of the world." "[laughter]" " That was good, Derrick." " Good job." " You came across like you didn't really believe what you were saying, which is perfect for a politician." "I mean, you nailed it." "It was Michele Bachmann realness." " If you really were going for Michele Bachmann, though, you would've looked at the wrong camera." " Baby, the shade on your opponent, it was dead-on." " You went in on your competition." "It was an actual, true smear." " Runway look, a little underwhelmed." "Don't just give us that same old kind of pretty makeup." "Just show us something completely different." " Up next, Naomi Smalls." " Beauty is pain, and I believe America needs to toughen up." "A president needs to be able to carry herself." "How is Kim Chi gonna do that when she can't even walk in heels?" " [laughing]" " America's first drag president must give speeches, interviews, and debates." "It's gonna be hard to understand Kim Chi when you're dodging saliva through that strong lisp." "When I'm elected, there will be no more parking tickets, and officers will be trained to give free injectable cosmetics." "Free Restylane for all!" "I'm Naomi Smalls, and I promise to represent you fiercely." " This ad was paid for by citizens against non-lacefront wigs." "[laughter]" " You made some campaign promises that really appeal to me." "[laughter]" " I loved that your commercial was really all about being a drag president, about being fabulous." " Tonight on the runway, wow." "I mean, you look ultra glamorous." " And then the hip with the padding." " Yeah, the padding is phenomenal." " I think it's my favorite look on the runway." " Thank you." " Up next, Kim Chi." "Let's take a look." " Hi, I'm Kim Chi, and you want me as your first drag president." "Naomi Smalls says beauty is pain, but is she aware of the consequences of her actions?" "America is a kitchen that needs a strong chef and never trust a skinny cook." "Small body, small mind." "She thinks she's the skinniest queen, but her waist is 22 inches." "What a fat ass." "Shady gays believe in no fats, no fems, and no Asians." "As someone who is all of the above," "I understand your pain." "My name is Kim Chi, and say hello to yellow." "This ad was paid out of my own pocket because no one cares." "Do you?" "[laughter]" " When you came on, you didn't break." "You did the whole mime thing." "But the best part was your makeup." "Absolutely stunning." " But your ad." "I don't think it really got the job done as far as what the challenge was, which was to be shady." " We did have to work quite a bit with you and your inflections." " It was challenging." " It was challenging." "It's just--I don't think you're a big speaker." " I do have, like, a bit of a fear of public speaking, so to be able to just enunciate clearly is something I've struggled with for a long time, and I tried my best and" " Are you okay, boo?" " Yeah, I'm fine." " I wouldn't be so hard on myself if I were you." "It's just that you've got some really tough competitors, and we're down to that place where we have to really give harsh critiques, you know?" "Coming up..." " I got totally confused on the smear campaign." "You could've drug her ass through the mud a whole lot more is all I'm gonna really tell you." " There were too many ideas." " Mm." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" " Next up, Thorgy Thor." " Hello." " Let's take a look at your political shadiness." " Shoo." "Hello, good Americans." "My name is Thorgy Thor, and I need your vote to become the first drag queen president of the United States of America." "You need somebody you can trust." "I've never told a lie, and I'm not about to begin now." "This is my real hair." "My opponent Chi Chi DeVayne once drank too many wine coolers in college, and she threw up on the floor." "Now she visits recovering addicts and feeds food to the homeless." "I'm not buying it." "Chi Chi's hand always goes straight for the bottle." "My top priority is health care." "That's why I'm sending a very expensive bottle of champagne to every home in America." "Cheers to your health and mine." "[laughs]" "Whoo!" "Thorgy Thor for president, because I'm more powerful than you." " Hmm." " [laughs]" " All right." "[applause]" " Let's start with your runway look." "It's not the most glamorous look on the runway." "I think you look like a dead Boy George." " I was very entertained by your character." "I thought it was a little Joan Crawford," "Faye Dunaway..." " Thank you." " Over-the-top." " But I got totally confused when you were passing out the food, and then you didn't see anything about the booze, and I was kind of-- I got a little lost on that." " Michelle even asked you," ""Don't you want to do, like, a boozy cutaway of Chi Chi?"" "And we never saw that." "And in an ad of this length, you need to show us, not tell us, so that was a fail for me." " There was, like, no smear in that smear campaign." "Also, there was no tagline, like, no paid-for line." " The difficult thing was to cut down exactly what material" "I wanted to come across with this character." "There were too many ideas." " That's been a critique of you throughout the competition is learning how to edit." " You're right." "I could keep" "I always just keep going, keep going, and going." "It is difficult to shut my thought processes down." " Thank you, Thorgy." "Up next, Chi Chi DeVayne." " Okay." "I'm Chi Chi DeVayne, and I approve this message, girl." "I'm Chi Chi DeVayne, and I should be your next drag president because I'm real, chill, and my makeup don't peel." "But my opponent Thorgy Thor is always caught looking like she works for children's parties." "Do you really want a clown running your country?" "I think not." "Meanwhile, I'm working to ensure that every American has a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out." "And in that same pot, there'll be chitlins boiling for all." "Thorgy want America to walk around with horrible hip pads that resemble Peggy Bundy." "Who wants to walk around with a FUPA?" "America says, "Not me, Thorgy Thor."" " This message has been paid for by citizens who like to eat rare and unusual animal parts." " Oh!" "[laughter]" "Well." "I really love this sassy character." "However, your smear campaign, you could've drug her ass through the mud a whole lot more is all I'm gonna really tell you." " The look was a bit shocking to me." "You're a drag queen president." "I didn't feel like there was any "zjooshing" up." " You were, like, rocking the Wanda Sykes as assistant in "Monster-in-Law" look." "I wasn't a fan." "I do think there really wasn't any smear in there, and I think for both of you, you were too nice to each other." "Just remember what the challenge is." " You came in in kind of a character, and I think we just had to push you a little bit for you to be in your skin." " And that's the key for you, is to just own that bayou charm." " [sighs]" "Where I come from, it's damn hard to get out of the ghetto, to get out of that, and I think that's why I kind of--I don't want to be ghetto." "You know what I mean?" "Because I feel like" " Let me just tell you this." "Let me stop you here." "Just be you." "Honey, that's why we sent you a plane ticket." "You know, we don't need you to be somebody else." " I do want to say that this my sixth season doing this, and I have not seen such a strong set of girls before." "There is not one of you that was terrible at all." "This is what we're up against as judges." " Thank you, ladies." "While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate." "Just between us swing voters, what do you think?" "Bob The Drag Queen." " Bob nailed it." " She's great at the comedy." "She was great at the writing." "She was great at the acting." " Bob had gravitas in that campaign." " You are in love with that word." " I still don't even know what it means." " I know, I want to--tell me." " It means "heft."" " Like a fat ass kind of heft?" " Gravit-ass." " Derrick Barry." " When she was Derrick Bachmann, I think she smeared Bob, and she smeared him well." "She had a really good, campy, fun time with him." " Those two have a history of being rivals, and they made it work for them." "This is like what I do every week with Michelle Visage." "[laughter]" "Naomi Smalls." " She was the only one that threw actual shade." " And she's so likeable." " Now, that runway, she was padded for Jesus." "Gorgeous." " Naomi has risen to the occasion, and that's the progress we love in this competition." "Kim Chi." " Her shade part with Naomi was "eh."" " I didn't know whether or not she was doing a campaign ad or if she was doing a food ad." " But this kid is so imaginative, and then she brought up the no fats, no fems, no Asians thing, which was very political, the fact that gay people are fighting for fairness." "But, you know, on Craigslist, you're free to be as racist and body shaming as possible." " Really?" " Yeah." " I'm gonna take that off my profile." "[laughter]" " Thorgy Thor." " This runway tonight was a swing and a miss." "I know she's wacky and different, but it should be cohesive." " The political campaign, love the commitment to the character but it was kind of too much about her." " She didn't do any of the smear campaign at all, and when she did, it was like, "Oh, enough about you but back to me."" " Lots of ideas, but you've got to land a punch." "Chi Chi DeVayne." " Tonight on the runway, that is the best she's looked this entire competition." " Unfortunately, I was not a fan of the political campaign." "That wasn't somebody that could be the first drag queen president." " When Chi Chi walked out to meet Carson and I," "I literally though it was James Brown coming out." "[laughter]" " Silence." " Mm." " I've made my decision." "Bring back my girls, Mr. Gorbachev!" "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" " Welcome back, ladies." "I've made some decisions." "Bob The Drag Queen and Derrick Barry, condragulations, you are both the winners of this week's challenge." "[applause]" " Congrats, baby." " You've each won an original couture gown from Mountbatten Concepts." " Oh, wow." "I'moncloudnine." "This is the moment I've been waiting for." " Pleasure meeting all of you." "Thank you." " Thank you, all of you." "I 'mglad thatwewontogether." "Working with Derrick, I've learned to like and respect him." "¶ ¶" " Naomi Smalls and Kim Chi, you are safe." " [sighs]" " You may join the other girls." " Thank you so much." " Thorgy Thor, Chi Chi DeVayne," "I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination." "I donotdeserve tobein thebottom." "I ain't going home." " Two queens stand before me." "Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination." "The time has come for you to lip-synch for your life!" "I amaperformer throughandthrough." "One of us has to go home." "She is." " Good luck, and don't fuck it up." " ¶ And I am telling you ¶" "¶ I'm not going ¶" "¶ You're the best man I'll ever know ¶" "¶ There's no way I can ever go ¶" "¶ No, no, there's no way ¶" "¶ No, no, no, no way I'm living without you ¶" "¶ I'm not living without you ¶" "¶ I don't wanna be free ¶" "¶ And you, and you ¶" "¶ You're gonna love me ¶" "¶ And time and time, we've had so much to see and ¶" "¶ No, no, no, no, no, no ¶" "¶ Tear down the mountains ¶" "¶ Yell, scream, and shout like you ¶" "¶ Can say what you want ¶" "¶ I'm not walking out ¶" "¶ Stop all the rivers, ¶" "¶ Push, strike, and kill ¶" "¶ I'm not gonna leave you ¶" "¶ There's no way I will ¶" "¶ And I am telling you ¶ [beads rattling]" "¶ I'm not going ¶" "¶ You're the best man I'll ever know ¶" "¶ There's no way I could ever, ever go ¶" "¶ No, no, no, no way ¶" "¶ You're gonna love ¶" "¶ Me ¶" " Wow." "[cheers and applause]" " Ladies, I've made my decision." "Chi Chi DeVayne, shantay, you stay." " Thank you." "I love you, baby." " I love you always." " Thorgy Thor, you brought the BK to the RDR." "And, girl," "I ain't gonna l-i-e." " [laughs]" " We loved every minute of it." "Now sashay away." " Thank you, Ru, so much." "[applause]" "I love you guys." " Bye, Thorgy." " Bye, guys." "Witty catchphrase, you know what I mean?" "[laughter]" "Ru,I thinkyoumade alittlebitofa mistake, but you have your reasons for things." "Thisshowis alot harder thanyouthink, so judge us kindly." "Idon'tregretasinglething ." "Iwilllookatthis  asa catalyst towardsmoregreatness." "I love you, Ru." " Condragulations, ladies." "Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you and you and you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an amen in here?" "[together] Amen." " All right." "Now let the music play." "["DieTomorrow" byRuPaulplaying]" "¶Dietomorrow, livetonight¶" "¶Dietomorrow, livetonight¶" "¶Dietomorrow, livetonight¶"