"You kick ass in French." "Yeah?" "You were great." "I just love reading I said you're good!" "I meant to ask you..." "Did you see Brokeback Mountain on TV last night?" "No." "I'm not allowed to watch TV." "Mom thinks it's dumb." "Great western, I hear." "Not a western." "It's got cowboy's an' all." "It's a new thing." "What is it?" "Kind of a fag western." "Fuck." "Wait" "Here." "Thanks." "That film last night really rocked." "I dug it." "So cool." "If you know of any other fag movies, let us know." "Last night's was beautiful." "Jess, quit saying "fag"." "Say "gay" or "homo"." "It pisses me off." "Your dad must have loved it." "All those cute guys." "Bet he loves gay movies." "We watch other stuff too Like Top Gun." "Yeah?" "Must be cool, having an expert at home." "Watching a gay movie, your dad next to you" "He can say, That's not how it works."" "Hey, Dad's no expert!" "He hates camping and he's scared of horses." "Yeah." "A real fag." "Like I said." "These horsemen look after the sheep." "Only they get bored." "Sure." "It's dead up there." "Like a desert, only with mountains." "They camp." "Camping's good" "Wait till you hear." "It's a two-man tent." "Pretty cramped." "Ah, yeah." "It's so cold." "One goes: "You cold?" The others goes: "Yeah."" "Let's wrestle to warm ourselves up."" "They start a friendly fight." "Like we do?" "No, no messing." "If I did to you what he did to him," "I'd be thrown off the team." "What did he do?" "Made love, up the ass." "Just like that?" "Just like that." "It's what fag cowboys do." "Did you keep watching?" "What do you mean?" "Just asking." "Sure I did." "I was hooked." "I wanted to see how it ended." "No body piercing?" "No!" "He's like your dad." "No tattoos either." "He goes to bed at 10." "That sucks!" "Hey!" "Seriously though." "Isn't there any...?" "No way!" "That's a myth!" "It'd just get stuck." "Yeah, much too big." "Say your hand gets stuck." "You've got an ass on your hand, walking down the street!" "Industrial accident"!" "His thing gets more visitors than the Louvre." "Some guy walks in and goes, There's the Mona Lisa!"" "The real one!" "The real one's black!" "So as I was saying, one guy's sick of being butt-fucked." "I can imagine." "He says, "Let's take a rest."" "What with the horse it really hurts." "So they stop Later, they're at it again." "The afternoon, the guy says, Enough!"" "By night, he's going..." "Guess what he says." "Yeah, alright."" "No willpower!" "Seriously." "None!" "When I say "Hands off my butt," mean it." "Every night." "Big-time" "Worse still, next day, he's totally confused." "He's not even sure he's a fag." "No way!" "It's so obvious." "Big-time." "I'd have figured out I was a fag." "Clear as day." "Not much room for doubt" "At one point..." "So your dad 's normal, he's with your mom." "When did he turn into a fag?" "He isn't a werewolf!" "I know." "Figure of speech." "I'm not sure." "never asked." "I think one day, he realized he'd always liked men but never admitted to it." "Sometimes you know right away you re i eren ." "You feel something but you don't know what it is." "You don't tell anyone cause they wouldn't understand." "That's my dad." "Only he didn't realize till later." "Your dad got it wrong." "Big time!" "Come on!" "It's not like ordering a Big Mac when you wanted Chicken Mc Nuggets." "Then saying, "Shit, I got it wrong!"" "It's fucked up!" "Yeah, alright." "Seriously." "Maybe you were a fucking accident." "You shouldn't be here." "The guys get wives as a cover-up." "They have to hide." "Heavy." "Big-time." "But they're crafty." "To cover up good, they marry gorgeous chicks." "You'd never guess they're fags." "The chicks know." "Women's sixth sense." "The guys aren't careful." "They go fishing, but never catch anything." "Nothing?" "Not a thing!" "Yet the fuckers come back all happy!" "They're screwed." "For sure." "Sad thing is, no one's happy." "Hiding is horrible." "Fuck, Nadia, come out, please!" "Sorry, I didn't mean it." "Please!" "Nadia..." "I didn't mean it." "You might be an accident but you're a terrific accident." "I'm glad your dad got it wrong." "If he hadn't, you wouldn't be here." "And that wouldn't be cool." "Fuck, please, come out!" "I know I suck but..." "Sorry, Nadia." "Now come out!" "Really?" "Big-time!" "That's nice." "Nice?" "You're my best pal, you stupid bitch!" "Who's a stupid bitch?" "Then one of 'em dies." "No way!" "I was pissed." "Don't you ever repeat this, right?" "Swear I won't." "Promise." "When one of 'em died at the end," "I pissed tears." "I'm no fag but I pissed tears." "Weird, right?" "It was sad, you were just moved." "That's all." "That's exactly it." "Yeah, I was sad, it moved me." "It upset me, so I was emotional." "It's normal." "Yeah." "I'm normal." "The guys were such close buddies, like this." "Drove me crazy." "Shall we go?" "What's next?" "Wrestling." "You're kidding me." "Sure I am." "Sonofabitch!" "Where you off to?" "Check out the homos!" "Jess!" "I didn't say "fag"." "Who are you calling homo?" "You've got a moustache!" "What moustache?" "Lardass." "Kirikou's getting cocky." "IT'S NOT A COWBOY FILM"