"What the hell..?" "What's that?" "Pauli." "Hi, Lauri." "Where are you?" "In the Kilimanjaro." "Can you call me later?" "No, we received a letter." "From whom?" "The mailman." "What does he want?" "Nothing." "Why the letter then?" "The mailman doesn't write, he delivers mail." "We received a letter..." "Will you be home tomorrow?" "That's the plan." "You're probably busy." "I don't want to alarm you, but we have a problem." "N'Gomo!" "Let's go, N'Gomo!" "A lion bit me in the bush." "It was a baboon." "A lion." "A baboon." "Who cares?" "The wound can get infected." "I have a doctor at home." "THE SUBTENANT" "Turn around." "And back." "And turn." "And back." "And turn." "It's nice to be home." "Nice to have you home." "Can you make breakfast?" "Sure." "Do you want your bacon crispy?" "Yes, as always." "Strawberry or orange marmalade?" "Strawberry, please." "About this letter..." "Listen:" ""Dear tenants."" ""The apartment you occupy - was endowed to me today by my aunt Lydia Molotova." "Since Lydia Molotova never adjusted your rent... "" "Change direction!" ""...it is time to review the amount. "" ""In a prestige neighborhood - the average rent can exceed 63 euros per square meter."" ""You have 280 m2 at your disposal... "" ""...so your new rent..."" ""... 17, 630 euros per month. "" ""17,630 euros per month."" "Oops!" "A raise." "How much is it in Finnish marks?" "Over 100,000 marks." "And there's more:" ""The owner usually gets a guarantee - equaling three months' rent - which in this case would be 52,920 euros."" ""Kindly attend to this detail by 7 August at 16:30."" ""Yours, John Molotov, sergeant-major."" "Stop fiddling with the worms!" "The sergeant-major is coming." "They're not worms." "They're African giant beetles." "Africanus giganteous maximalus in Latin." "Souvenirs from Africa." "They don't look like beetles." "They're in a larval stage." "These boys are not vegans." "What are they then?" "Carrion animals." "They eat and encapsulate." "Then they metamorphose into beastly bugs." "With chitinoid shells." "Then I will put them on display." "You can't park there!" "It's.. ." "Okay, take it easy." "This meeting will determine our future here." "Hello, tenants." "Did you read my letter?" "Hello, sergeant-major." "Yes, unfortunately." "A cocktail, Mr. Molotov?" " Why not?" "Bring me a wasp." "Lauri, bring Molotov a cocktail." "This is bigger than I remembered." "I used to come here for winter holidays." "And leaves from the army." "Aunt Lydia and I watched black-and-white TV." "Was it on?" "Do you wish to negotiate a lower rent?" "Yes." "Shut up then and let me do the talking." "This apartment was far too big for a small aunt." "In 1988 she moved to a smaller place." "We helped her move and moved in." "How is she?" "Fine." "She will move here." "What?" "My aunt is fine." "What?" "My aunt is fine!" "Granny is okay!" "You said something before that." "My aunt will move here." "We can't have any aunts here." "Just one." "My aunt will move here." "The rent is 100,000 marks, the guarantee 300,000 - and now the aunt too." "This is blackmail!" "Right." "Blackmail!" "Or dictatorship." "Blackmail..." "Pauli!" "We should say firmly but politely - that we won't agree to his terms." "This is our home." "Check." "Did you call Hirvonen about the electricity?" "At least a hundred times." "He's too busy." "Or can't come." "Or he's too tired." "Or too stupid." "I'm tired." "I'll go to bed." "Check mate." "This is no time to be tired." "How can we get 70,000 euros?" "Should we just move out?" "I don't have such money." "University salaries are sinking." "I give two lectures a week." "The minimum." "My mental health requires at least 7 months of vacation." "You're rich." "Sell your car." "The American wheels." "The American wreck." "It takes a lot of gas." "Even the Sultan of Brunei can't afford it." "I'm broke." "All my money - goes to my ex-wife Marketta Mustonen-Riihiranta." "My kids take the rest." "Sailor Jarkko from my first marriage." "Sami-Petteri from the second is a parachuter." "From the third, there is Eemeli." "He plays the synthetisator." "The army has plenty of potatoes." "We say no." "We're going to appeal." "To whom?" "Is this blackmail?" "Can't we negotiate?" "This is not an Indian bazaar - where you pull stunts and shed tears." "Okay, fucking bastards!" "I can play hardball too." "Prove it." "Go on!" "New rules for the apartment:" "One: smoking is forbidden." "Two: doors will close at 21:00." "Three:" "Wash hands before peeling." "Wash potatoes with water." "What fucking potatoes?" "Okay, forget the potatoes." "Forget the potatoes." "Four: no immoral ladies in the apartment." "That's offensive." "I've never dated anyone." "I've had too many wives." "I'm no gigolo." "What's wrong?" "Do you need a doctor?" "My stomach hurts." "I ate old cat food this morning." "Come to the clinic in the morning." "We'll take urine and blood tests." "Stop pushing doctors or I'll punch you." "Old ladies moving in, gas expenses high" "Gas expenses high." "Old ladies come and go." "Robban's Interior Boys" "Hello!" "Anyone home?" "Nobody here." "The professors are surely - at the university and the clinic." "Why won't anyone fix that?" "It'll just get worse." "You're the janitor, Hirvonen." "Is it not your job to make the electricity work?" "It's dangerous." "Might give you a shock." "Shit!" "No swearing, boy." "Sorry." "Chambermaid Sortavala, make this our home." "Sure." "I'll make you pies and stew." "No, I'll see if there's anyone in the laundry room." "Surgery requires nerves and steady hands." "The scalpel, please." "The phone is ringing." "Answer it, just this once." "It's your cell phone, doctor." "What?" "It's your cell phone." "Oh.. . hang on." "Pauli, I'm busy." "Aunt Lydia is here." "How did that happen?" "I don't know but she sits there, singing." "She can't stay." "Throw her out." "Fine." "Don't go there..." "Aunt Lydia, hello." "What brings you here?" "Hello." "You were taking a nap." "Beautiful grubs you have here." "Do they grow into beetles?" "Are they hungry?" "Yes." "The species is Africanus gigantus maximalus." "It's a giant beetle." "And they are hungry all the time." "They must be fed delicately." "Boys, boys.. ." "Miss Mähönen..." "Rautiainen." "Right, Rautiainen." "You handle the rest." "I have to go now, an emergency." "They're from the Kilimanjaro." "Mountaineers." "Let's take excellent care of these little darlings." "Do they have names?" "Yes." "They're seven, after Aleksis Kivi's Seven balls." "Seven brothers, of course." "The smallest is surely Eero." "Yes, and that one is Lauri." "He roams the woods the boy called Lauri..." "Stop singing, please!" "Doctor Mustonen, people usually say "hello"." "You just came for a quick cup of coffee, right?" "Drink more someplace else." "I made cookies." "In Vyborg we say "pretzels"." "It's pastry, Inkeri." "I'd call them biscuits." "Never mind!" "Who cares?" "My dear boys." "I missed your company." "We'll have great years together." "Years?" "Thank God you wanted Inkeri and me back here!" "And give me my old room." "What room?" "John said I could take - the room in the middle." "That's my room!" "Yes." "You can't do this." "As I was saying..." "Oh, I have to get back to work." "They called." "Let's talk more in the evening." "Time out." "Nice summer wheels!" "Coupe DeVille. '61?" "'59." "Right." "It's no summer wheels, I drive it all year round." "It must take 30 liters per 100 kilometers." "This uses less than three." "A hybrid." "Really?" "Don't get upset." "Oh, I'm done." "One tiny drop is all it needs." "There." "Thank you." "Have a nice summer, Mr. Coupe DeVille!" "Why didn't you back me up?" "It was a disaster." "No." "There's plenty of room here." "She's moving in now." "She can't bring anything there." "Your room is already empty." "They're bringing in a sewing machine." "Send her to an old-age home." "No." "Tell the old fool to go to hell!" "You tell her." "Let me talk to the old hag." "Lydia!" "It's Lauri, something important." "Lydia Molotova." "Hi aunt!" "It's Lauri." "I'm at the gas station - and I was wondering if you need new plugs." "Mustonen!" "What?" "Dear Marketta." "Shut up." "You left a patient on the operating table." "But.. ." "I'm sorry." "Come on." "You were put under observation." "Right!" "Time to put my act together." "Excuse me?" "Hello?" "You must.. ." ""Lauri, here's some supper for you."" ""I made a bed for you in the pantry." "Love, Inkeri."" "Your new rent is 17,640 euros." "The apartment is 280 m2, of which you can have 2.6 square meters." "You persevere or fall apart" "You persevere or fall apart" "Wake up and start running!" "Enemy at three and four o'clock!" "More at three o'clock!" "We have to..." "This is not..." "Duty calls." "The doctor was grumpy." "Yes." "Your nephew John gave us an ultimatum." "What?" "A rent hike." "I knew it!" "How much?" "A lot." "Why did you leave the apartment to him?" "When I die, John will be the last Molotov." "I promised my dying father the family would not die out." "I wish John all the best - although he is a pig." "Fine." "Concentrate, doctor!" "Yes." "Now we will concentrate." "Hirvonen, get a life." "Let's see what you have eaten." "I have a solution." "An idea." "An idea?" "The apartment is big." "Why not rent out a room?" "Can we do that?" "Of course." "Get a subtenant." "Good morning." "Oh no!" "Look at this." "What's so funny?" "Oh no..." "Pauli!" "Pauli!" "Pauli..." "Why are we looking for a subtenant?" "Was the ad in today's paper?" "Great." "I wrote it with aunt Lydia." "A full page!" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Ads must be noticed." "When my father Josef Molotov put an ad in the paper - they did not skimp on paper." "They laughed at me at work." "This costs tens of thousands." "Is it so expensive today?" "Yes, it is expensive today." "And this: "Kidney transplant surgeon  insect researcher - and aunt are looking for a subtenant."" "Rent: 10,000 euros." "Good room." "Why so condensed?" "Room for pictures." "Are there no pictures?" "Oh yes, there are." "A dozen pictures of us all." "They look great!" "Lauri looks like a pilot." "And aunt Lydia is like a ballerina." "Your graduation photo is the best, Lauri." "Good, Lauri!" "Why?" "You were not so grumpy back then." "Why did you put photos in the ad?" "The tenant needs to know what he is getting into." "I wouldn't rent a room from perfect strangers." "I'd like to know what they look like." "Oh well, I'm sure nobody comes here based on that ad." "Hi." "Hi." "Are you looking for a roommate?" "Whose daughter are you?" "I'm a boy." "A boy." "My name is Carl Robert Christian Palmberg - but you can call me Robban." "Robban." "Robban." "Macke, Kikke and Rafu call me Baton, but I hate it." "What was it?" "Kikke, Kakke or Kukke?" "Are you a genuine Palmberg?" "Do you know count Carl Johan August Palmberg?" "Josse?" "He's my grandfather." "Then count Carl Gunnar Henrik Palmberg is your father." "No, Hencka is my uncle." "Count Carl Eugen Bengt Palmberg is my father." "Pena, the old fart." "Right." "Your father competed in show jumping - in the 1956 Melbourne Olympics." "I was the lead cheerleader." "A Palmberg, imagine!" "Palmberg?" "Wallenberg, Gyllenberg and then, Palmberg." "This man is from a notable family - that was raised to the nobility in 1676." "They founded the city of Pori." "Right." "I'm a stylist." "Do you know what they do?" "I'm sure you'll tell us." "A stylist redecorates people's homes - to psychophysical organisms." "Orgasms?" "Naughty." "Great!" "Yes." "My office is next door." "Robban's Interior Boys." "Inc. and Ltd." "Is it a big company?" "It's hard to find good help these days." "I lucked out with Kikke, Macke and Rafu." "They're great." "You have it all." "When my father Josef Molotov hired help - he made sure their teeth, nails and ears were clean." "I see." "Well, I've been looking for - a new home." "Could I see the room now?" "Sure." "Here it is." "Oh..." "Listen, it's perfect." "Can I crash here?" "What?" "Live." "Absolutely not!" "And you two, come here." "Don't you get it?" "Get what?" "It's obvious what he is!" "Please tell us, doctor." "The Palmberg family arms says:" ""Where they need men, they need us."" "Ecce homo nessessere est, est homo nessessere." "Right, but this guy is a genuine homo." "Homo?" "Is it not a Japanese dish?" "Raw fish." "I get it." "What?" "You're jealous." "What?" "You're jealous." "Why?" "The photos are clear:" "You're an item." "Macke said I won't stand a chance with you two." "Come on, Lauri!" "He's such a nice guy." "Do you have money?" "I can pay a year's rent in advance." "Lauri!" "Well?" "How did it go?" "I'm sorry, vice count." "Lauri is going through a stage." "The aunt was fabulous!" "The scientist was really nice." "But the other..." "He was so hetero!" "Promise me you won't start drinking!" "Or something else." "Yes, don't worry about me." "You have bigger worries." "Go home, boys." "Bye." "Bye, bye." "Bye." "Alvaro!" "Rules and fights and disappointments" "How dices he play?" "Poorly." "Some pies and pretzels for the doctor." "Jesus, this is far too..." "What?" "Lauri, we think you should reconsider..." "The case is closed." "The papers are up in the attic." "Wake up, Robban!" "Time to open the store." "Leave me alone." "Blimey!" "You're like a drunk under a bridge." "Let me live my life." "Alvaro is outside." "Alvaro?" "Outside?" "Kikke, hair!" "Kikke, hair!" "Macke, robe." "Macke, Kikke and Rafu, I hit rock bottom - but now I'm ready to face new adventures." "Robban is back!" "That's the spirit I love in you, faggot." "Your dad was a faggot when he made you, Kikke." "Mind the store, but keep your pants on." "Time for a manicure, boys." "Excellent." "Hi." "Hi." "You're Lauri." "Mr. Kikke said you were here." "Then I am here." "I want to talk to you." "Yes?" "I'm sorry about yesterday." "Gays are used to rough treatment." "Aunt Lydia and I think you should move in with us." "If you pay rent and observe the rules, that is." "That's nice." "What rules?" "Thanks." "One: no smoking." "Smokers have bad breath." "I don't smoke." "Go on." "Two: we go to bed early." "I party all night long." "Next." "No drinking." "That's fine." "Baton almost drank himself to the grave." "Booze is out." "Okay, next." "Four: no girlfriends." "Not a problem." "Next." "That's it." "Can I move in now?" "As far as I'm concerned..." "Cool." "Could you do me a favor?" "I want to remove the hair on my back." "Could you pull the cellophane really fast off my back?" "Sergeant-major, ready for leave inspection!" "Thank you." "Good morning, company!" "Good morning, sergeant-major!" "At ease." "Okay.. . right." "Looking good." "Even the trucks are nicely lined up." "Are you thinking about boobs?" "Yes, sir." "Good!" "Soldier boy thinks titties all the time." "What on earth..?" "This can't be true." "Goddammit, boys!" "This is supposed to be an aggressive unit - with murderers and slaughterers - but this is just a candy store!" "Forget the leave." "We'll change oil instead." "Attention!" "Dismissed!" "There is no business like oil business." "Something wrong?" "No, nothing." "Good, it's my birthday." "Congratulations." "Today is my birthday and by 4:30 the latest - the agreed amount " "52,920 euros shall be on my account." "We have decided not to agree to your ridiculous..." "You have 59 minutes - to transfer that amount to my account or..." "Or what?" "Or you can move your gear in that direction." "Hi, I'm here." "Well, well." "What's this?" "Is there a genuine poof among us?" "Who is this moron?" "I'm sensing the presence - of a faggot here." "I don't have to explain myself to you." "Shut up!" "I happen to own this apartment." "Sergeant-major John Slobodan Molotov." "Where did Woody Woodpecker serve?" "I was a horse whisperer in the cavalry." "Other questions?" "Why are you here again?" "I'm your new subtenant." "Like hell you are!" "Out!" "I was gonna check the power lines." "I will have to change tenants." "Lydia can stay, of course." "I could rent the whole place with aunt Lydia." "Fine, as long as the agreed amount is on my account." "I have nothing personal against fruitcakes." "Hang on!" "You were supposed to be our subtenant." "You wanted to toss me out." "No." "Janitor, get the fuck out of here!" "I wanted you to get money." "The 52,000 euros to put on the dick's account." "What did you call me?" "Dick.. ." "Hirvonen!" "We need light!" "Can I get my rubber stool?" "Yes." "Janitor, did you not hear me?" "OUT!" "In other words: ouch!" "Don't go into labor there." "I'm burning inside." "Help!" "Give me help." "Are you hurting?" " Yes." "A knife inside, mice in the stomach, fire in the oven." "I don't like you, but I must say what I think." "I'm great!" "Bloody hell.. ." "I suspect glomerulonephritis." "A kidney infection." "Fuck you!" "Do you drink plenty of coffee?" "It gives me energy." "Do you drink?" "Smoke?" "Change!" "I am a sergeant-major." "A major jerk." "You are tired and angry." "Your skin is yellow." "Do you pee often?" "None of your business!" "Pee on this paper." "Then we'll know for sure." "Take this." "No." "Take it." "No." "Come on." "No." "Take the paper." "Pee on the paper." "Paper..." "What will that tell you?" "The redder the paper, the more serious it is." "Light brown is normal." "Orange: more tests, red: immediate dialysis." "And burning red?" "Uremia, or kidney failure." "It can be lethal." "It's all over, finished." "For good." "A sergeant-major does not give in." "I'm a killer, a terminator who marches on - with or without kidneys." "Who cares?" "He's dead." "Oh boy." "He is the last Molotov." "Oh boy." "What's it to you?" "I'm late for my lecture." "You have a lecture, I have an operation." "Duty calls." "What about me?" "Throw the hammer." "Good night, everyone." "Boys, good night!" "What?" "I just wanted to say sweet dreams." "What?" "Never mind." "Have fun with the Sandman." "You too." "Let's all sleep with him." "The guys never get it right, always screwing up" "The guys never get it right, always screwing up" "This is, like, heavy." "Mahogany sucks me dry." "I need my mojo back or I'll go straight." "Do you mean you'd be cured?" "Hi." "Hi." "What a mess!" "Where do you want your videos?" "Put them on the shelf with the others." "Okay." "Let's get rid of that." "Out." "Problem." "How to fix it?" "Right." "What have we here?" "I'm taking measures with Rafu, Macke and Kikke." "Measures?" "Measures." "Measure on." "Can't I decorate a little?" "Sure." "Robban's Interior Boys, at your service." "At my service..." "Don't venture outside, boys." "No, everyone out." "The big boy too, out." "Out!" "Everybody out!" "Why are you so stiff?" "We don't want to see such fossils." "Bye then." "Out, out, out." "Stiff fossil..." "Sergeant-major ass." "Who's the blackmailer?" "Scaring people." "Are you losing it?" "Not at all." "Everything will be fine." "Listen:" "We received a huge kidney of a Sicilian mafoso." "No match for a conscientious objector, but.. ." "For a sergeant-major." "Exactly!" "Now we can tear up this nasty paper." "Dare we?" "Yes!" "I have a new contract." "A solid one." ""I, John Slobodan Molotov, a drunken soldier..."" "What's this?" "I added some humor." "Go on." ""...promise that the rent will be 350 euros per month."" ""I also promise to find Lydia another home - if I get to live."" "Signed:" "John Slobodan Molotov." "What does this mean?" "We had a meeting this morning." "The army doctor called us." "John was sick and he threatened to kill everyone." "Copy that, assholes!" "He had yelled my name." "A desperate man." "Mustonen." "What's wrong?" "I took off." "We have to review the cruise program." "What's your agenda?" "Military duty calls." "What's your agenda?" "On the way I had time to think and make plans." "He's nuts." "It started this morning on the beach." "I told Molotov that he needs a new kidney." "I lied to him about a long waiting list." "I offered to operate on him privately." "And forced him to sign the papers." "Sign here and we're done." "Is it a peace treaty?" "Right." "Take him away." "Peace." "You blackmailed him." "You could say that." "Where will you operate?" "Here." "Here?" "Here, and you can help me." "I'll operate on him and then I'll go on a cruise." "A cruise?" "Hospital conference." "I'm giving a lecture." "This is no surgery." "I've done it 1,500 times." "The venue is irrelevant." "It's a routine procedure." "Marketta thinks that the kidney is in the hospital freezer." "Do you know why we get to live here?" "Why?" "Because I didn't give up." "Fancy a game of chess and a nice foot bath?" "Good going!" "Now it's time - for coffee and sandwiches." "The Riviera on my mind" "Bars where I could really shine" "I will not cry for you, I won't come back to you" "The wild days of Nice are long gone now" "I will not cry for you, I won't come back to you" "I will go on, I will find love again" "Oh, Riviera..." "What's wrong with Robert?" "Alvaro!" "Who's Alvaro?" "We hear the same scream at night." "Alvaro is no longer part of Baton's  I mean Robban's life." "Sometimes we have peaceful days, even weeks, at work." "Nobody comes or goes." "One day a Ferrari drove up and a gorgeous gay stepped out." "Alvaro had just moved here from Madrid." "He bought the store empty." "We were stunned." "That was the beginning of Robban's happy days." "But it didn't last long." "One night they went to the ballet." "There were two really cute guys on stage." "You seem to like what you see." "They ate in a Japanese restaurant." "So did the ballet dancers." "Eat sushi, sashimi, teriyaki, nigiri and tofu." "They all ended up at Alvaro's." "Robban refused to participate." "Alvaro was a pig." "Olé!" "They can do a sauna knot." "Roope had sold his apartment and moved in with Alvaro." "They broke up and he had to move again." "He only took the essential clothes with him." "Why does he cry over such an ass?" "You tell me." "A toupee." "A wig." "Nobody's perfect." "No." "Sorry, I need to brush my teeth." "Go ahead." "Pale, come here." "Come here." "Blow." "There!" "A duck." "What?" "What?" "I'm busy!" "Carl Robert Christian Palmberg." "How can I help you?" "It's Pauli." "Do me a favor, Robert." "I guess so, since I offered." "I forgot to feed the grubs." "Can you give them some meat?" "Of course I can." "Their food is in the fridge." "There's a container." "I see a plastic container." "That's it." "Okay." "Meat for the boys." "I'm getting another call." "Household on 58 Boulevard, Carl Robert Christian." "Shut up." "Lauri here." "I have Pale on the other line, hang on." "Pale, it's Lare." "Can I help you, Lare?" "Can you go out tomorrow?" "Aunt Lydia and Inkeri will also be out." "Planning a party?" "No, or sort of." "What's up?" "Do you have a secret?" "What?" "Do you have another man?" "Kind of." "Horrible!" "But you can trust me." "I won't tell Pale." "Gotta go now, bye." "Pale, are you there?" "Yes." "Lauri has someone else." "I would never trust him." "He jumps at anything." "You must be devastated." "I'm exhausted." "Bye." "Where would they be without me?" "Robert!" "Take.. ." "Sorry, too tired." "Because you're not eating." "I eat and carry on." "Inkeri Sortavala." "It's Pauli again." "Take the meat out." "They must not eat too much." "They'll encapsulate." "I'll put the meat in the closet." "Back in the closet." "Thanks, Inkeri." "Should I go back in the closet too?" "I'll double your pay if you say nothing." "Thanks." "Take the computer, I'll take the massaging bed." "Computer?" "Dialysis machine." "Wait!" "Where are you taking them?" "Can I help you?" "Yes..." "No!" "It's okay." "A quiet evening." "This won't take long." "What are you doing?" "Setting everything up." "What are you doing now?" "Packing my bag." "Why are you packing?" "Why are you not operating?" "The antiseptic cream needs to take effect." "And I'm going on a cruise - with two ministers and the hospital board." "I'll show them my film." "May I see the Sicilian kidney?" "There's nothing to see." "Greetings from the pharmacy." "Are you at all competent?" "I don't know about him, but I'm totally incompetent." "Powerful stuff." "I forgot." "They didn't have anything mild." "That's for elephants and horses." "They told me to dilute it." "Well, he'll sleep a bit longer." "Get the kidney." "Where is it?" "In the fridge." "Damn, we can't use a cold one." "The girls usually do that." "How can we warm it?" "Shit!" "There's a machine." "Like a microwave oven?" "Yes, stick it in there." "On defrost." "This will be a bloody scene." "I don't mind." "At the university we have such carcasses - that you would faint." "Pauli?" "Wake up, Pauli." "I need you." "Oh my god!" "Did he do something stupid?" "Why did you treat him like shit?" "Why are you here?" "I brought my rubber stool." "Oh." "Are you playing doctors?" "Glad you came." "I need help." "This is urgent." "Rubber gloves on." "Sounds like you've done this before." "I've been a nurse." "I was assistant nurse at a hospital in Oslo." "Let's turn on the dialysis machine." "Right, it cleanses the patient's blood." "Do you have antiseptic and salt solution?" "Sure." "I know what I'm doing." "Lower your hands then." "Do you often operate at home?" "No." "Is there a risk of complications?" "No." "Are the instruments sterile?" "Yes." "Do you have an extra generator?" "No." "Have you ever had a power-out?" "Yes." "What now?" "We improvise and forget the rules." "Let's party on with grand design" "Let's party on with grand design" "Three days and nights later" "Hi, Lare Late Latsis." "Did you have nice trip?" "Relaxing?" "It was pure torture." "I started the video..." "We will now see " "German kidney specialist Günther Hatzenhutt at work." "I've seen him in action a hundred times - and I could do it even blindfolded." "Watch and learn." "I went to the pool bar and was getting a beer - when I heard sighs and screams from the auditorium." "It was an adult film." "And not just any adult film." "I fought with the city treasurer." "He broke my glasses." "How did that film get there?" "How is John?" "He is okay." "Probably shuffles along as we speak." "Excellent stitches in candlelight, brother." "I want to rest." "Lare, we have a big surprise for you." "The city is pulsating, full of party life" "I wake up when the night is here" "On the move again, it is party time" "Lust brings us to the nearest arms" "The boys are out tonight" "We party, party all night long" "It's a man's job" "Together we will give your place a grand new look" "I will stay with you" "This night will be so dear to us" "At last I fall asleep" "On your tender arms..." "I hear noise from our place." "Yes." "Wait, Late." "A small thing..." "Would you cover your eyes?" "Why?" "To make the surprise even better." "Come on." "No." "Please." "Good." "The boys are out tonight..." "You can look now." "It's a man's job" "Together we will give your place a grand new look" "Stop!" "What's all this?" "Surprise!" "Isn't it cool?" "What.. ." "What's that?" "A Greek Adonis." "A phallic figure." "Why is the thing painted?" "It's a golden cock." "It's fake gold." "It's not real." "What happened to the walls?" "This was a tough project." "But Macke got an idea." "The tiger there." "Henri Rousseau meets Gallen-Kallela's Africa motifs." "I painted the baboon." "It really adds to the room." "And the Harley really stands out." "Kikke said it's too much." "What do you think?" "About what?" "Too much?" "Too much?" "Where's our old furniture?" "We exchanged it." "Does aunt Lydia approve?" "Mr. Palmberg knows what's in and out." "In, out..." "Yes." "Where were you, Pauli?" "Here." "And did nothing?" "We could not have done it without him." "Without him..." "Who authorized this?" "You." "I?" "Yes." "Carl Robert asked you." "Can't I decorate a little?" "Sure." "We asked if we could decorate." "Don't yell at me." "Nobody asked me." "I slaved while you had fun on the ferry." "Had fun?" "Show some gratitude." "Gratitude?" "And don't repeat all I say." "Don't argue." "I'll make some espresso." "We have delicious antipasti." "Wraps, panini, nachos.. ." "And onion..." "Wait!" "What videos are these?" "They're my films." "What kind of films?" "The kind you watch at night in good company." "What group is this?" "It's a TV team." "They'll shoot the pilot for "Decorators At Large"." "The host is a friend of mine." "Hi, everyone!" "I'm Stefan, but you can call me Stifu." "Like orientally:" "Sti-fu." "Shit." "Molotov's contract takes effect now." "The first one out:" "Mr. whatever Palmberg." "What's wrong?" "Kikke, Kakke and Kukke and Pilot Stifu, out!" "Doctor Mustonen, this is going too far." "You can't throw people out." "Sure I can." "You can go too!" "With this paper I'll get my life back!" "Lauri went berserk." "We can stay with Robert's father " "Carl Eugen Bengt Palmberg at his mansion in Siuntio." "We'll be homeless again!" "My turn to redecorate!" "I need new glasses, I can't see a thing." "There..." "From the golden 70s." "Pauli, would you please make us breakfast?" "Scrambled eggs and so on." "Make your own eggs, egghead." "Wait, I'll go with you." "Come on then." "Sometimes we must be firm." "I'm exhausted." "The rat at 58 Boulevard will soon get a shower - of napalm, firecrackers and other goodies." "We will launch a full attack." "The enemy is all around us!" "Good afternoon." "At ease." "Why do you look like a fly?" "What happened here?" "The subtenant, count Baton, redecorated a little." "What do you think?" "It's grotesque." "Who authorized this?" "Apparently I did." "But it raised the value." "They had a stylist." "Raised the value?" "Yes." "In certain circles." "In that case I will raise the rent to what it was." "Wait, we have a contract." "Do you think a contract signed " "Stalin, Ribbentrop or Molotov - is worth something?" "You can wipe your ass with it." "Outrageous!" "Are you blackmailing me again?" "You promised to lower the rent if I operated on you." "I did." "How are you?" "Great!" "Like having butterflies." "Butterflies?" "Robert, why don't you live here?" "A wonderful place!" "I know." "What?" "It's always like this.. ." "The last straight home I did was a disaster." "They hit me." "The world is full of misunderstood geniuses." "Pauli." "Geniuses..." "Pauli, you're great." "Hardly." "There's one thing I don't understand." "We had live ammunition firing this morning." "It makes the earth shatter." "All of a sudden I found this case in my pants." "Do you know what it is?" "No." "Who cares?" "I need breakfast." "As usual." "Sounds familiar." "Lauri Mustonen cannot make breakfast." "He can't even open the fridge door." "Oops!" "In comes a nurse." "With a fine accent and enormous assets." "What boobs!" "Goddammit." "Who is this steel-hard lieutenant?" "He's no lieutenant." "I'm sorry." "I don't know army ranks." "I am John Molotov, sergeant-major." "Is sergeant-major a high officer?" "You're certainly a gentleman." "Right." "Sergeant-majors are like colonels and generals." "Have you two been married?" "Yes, people make mistakes." "This is not just a social call." "What's this?" "A cuckoo clock." "Your farewell gift." "What?" "The cruise was too much for the hospital board." "You're fired." "Your job is out for grabs." "Forgive me." "The Sicilian's kidney, a dialysis machine - and an operating table have gone missing." "Do you know why?" "No." "Do you?" "We know nothing about the mafoso's kidneys - or anything else." "Marketta." "John." "Would you follow me?" "To the army barracks." "Thank you, count Palmberg, for letting us sleep here." "Don't call me count." "Say Pena." "Butler, soup for the fags!" "And the rest of us." "I received my EU subsidies today." "We can have meat, dammit!" "Why are you so vulgar, dad?" "Shut up!" "You're the vulgar here." "I'll tear down this shack and feed the money to the pigs." "I admire you bluntness." "You're so calm." "You remind me of my father, Josef Molotov." "For certain reasons, our family will die out." "He is the last one." "I'm already out of the equation." "We have a lot in common." "You're into bugs?" "I study them at the university." "All bugs should be killed." "The ecosystem needs them." "You can leave your egosystem at the door." "Now you know why I don't like it here at our mansion." "That's a Russian T-54." "A shitty tank." "That one is the best carrier there is." "They're so powerful." "How can you lead such big troops?" "I used to pile up wood as a child." "In the mornings I peed on an electric fence." "Do you read a lot?" "Yes." "I subscribe to Tex Willer." "It's over 70 pages at times." "Marketta..." "John..." "Let's go meet the little sergeant." "He is dying to meet you." "Carl Eugen, may I trouble you with something?" "Yes." ""Open your heart to me, I wish you no harm."" "Somebody was mean to us and threw us out of our home." "What?" "Who's the pig?" "I will meet him at dawn." "You are so chivalrous." "Hello." "Hi." "We came to get the grubs." "What are you doing?" "I've had it." "I'm gonna go back to my mother in north Karelia." "To eat salt and greasy food." "I will die in Lieksa." "Don't be a drama queen." "Let's sleep on it." "Robban is right, calm down." "It's over." "Nothing more to talk about." "That's it for tonight." "Bye then." "Bye." "Stay in touch, Lauri." "You can have the car." "Where are the boys?" "Did they escape?" "This is their home, Robert." "They won't escape." "Didn't you feed them?" "Yes, when you called." "I fed them from the container in the fridge." "Mustonen, Lauri!" "Are you Lauri Mustonen?" "You are Lauri Mustonen." "Come here, I want to talk to you." "What is it?" "Answer me:" "Are you Lauri Mustonen?" "Yes." "What do you want?" "Asshole!" "I challenge you to a duel at dawn." "It's morning now." "Robert, when you fed them - did you take the meat from this container or this one?" "I followed your instructions." "Which one?" "Perhaps that one." "It was Molotov's kidney." "Inserted into..." "Molotov." "I'm gonna miss my train." "Your choice." "Sword, saber or musket?" "Go to hell!" "You humiliated a virgin!" "Don't slap me." "I will shoot you." "Shut up, old drunk." "I'm stressed out too." "It's too late to fix it now." "Pauli, a chair." "Take him there." "He's been shot." "Bring water and cloth." "What's wrong?" "Dad?" "What is it?" "Dad?" "You should learn from your father, faggot." "He's bleeding." "He needs surgery, now." "Fortunately I followed some old advice." "What?" "Drink four liters of buttermilk before a duel." "I can see the bullet." "Tweezers." "Lauri, I need to talk to you." "I'm operating on a man." "Come on." "It better be important." "It is." "Robban made a mistake." "Somebody could use all that buttermilk for baking." "What?" "That's life." "Doctor Mustonen." "Why am I so unenergetic?" "My stomach hurts." "I'm dying..." "I just fell in love and found my true amazon." "My question is: why?" "A beetle." "A beetle." "It's Aapo." "They usually encapsulate a day or two." "Then they hatch out - and eat their way out of the carcass, or here.. ." "Let's not cave in to negativity now." "You!" "You ruined my walls." "You got me fired." "Porn videos, chaos, grubs and stupidity." "You were going to Lieksa." "This is your fault!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "I'll kill you!" "If John dies - they'll find a stolen kidney full of African bugs in him." "They'll investigate." "Molotov's tenants:" "a surgeon and a bug expert." "They hear about the rent hike, our motive." "We have a surgeon, help and all the instruments." "All we need is a new kidney for John." "Can I check the power lines now?" "The guy lost a kidney.. ." "You're up." "Orange or strawberry marmalade?" "Strawberry, please." "What happened?" "Where's Robban?" "John?" "Lydia?" "You were stressed out." "You needed the rest." "Robban's optician friend fixed your glasses." "Morning, Mustonen." "I'll check the electricity." "Good morning, Hirvonen." "How's John?" "Is he dead?" "John is dead and I'll go to prison." "No, Robban got you your job back." "No way." "Marketta and Robban made a pact of sorts." "John is fine." "Marketta and Robban did the operation here." "Who gave him a kidney?" "Robban?" "No." "Lauri.. ." "Wonderful!" "You're up." "Hi, sweetie." "What's the story with you and Robban?" "I got a great deal on the place downstairs." "It's identical with this one." "He got our furniture back." "It's all there." "We were thinking..." "Since you don't like us, you could live there alone." "Don't worry, the rent is paid." "This worked out just fine." "Living alone has its advantages." "I can do what I want to." "I can even make breakfast, but Pauli was much better." "I wonder about Pauli." "No big deal, but..." "He never showed any interest in me." "Perhaps I wasn't his type." "Marketta is less mad at me." "She got pregnant right away." "John Molotov is now almost a relative." "In Pena aunt Lydia found the man of her dreams." "You belong to high society." "I miss someone to play chess with." "Are you mad?" "Irritated again?" "Why was I so stressed out?" "Yes, why?" "I've been stupid." "Never mind, we all are at times." "Three, four!" "Lare Lare Latsis Late" "Lare Lare Latsis Late..." "What are you doing?" "Lauri is the only one who survived." "It will suffocate in a few hours." "Then I will put him on display." "Pauli, there is an alternative." "A more humane one." "Robert?" "Yes?" "Can we toss that slimy wig to the giraffes?" "What do you mean?" "Isn't it high time you got rid of it?" "Rid of it?" "But I'm bald." "I like you the way you are." "Do you really like me the way I am?" "My little baldie." "I love you, Pauli." "English subtitles:" "Scandinavian Text Service 2008"