"By.SF_Nasty" "Alice in Wonderland" "Alice in Wonderland  Directed by Norman Mc Leod [1933 Film]" "Cast, in Order of Appearance" "Uncle Gilbert" "Leon Errol" "White Queen" "Louise Fazenda" "White King" "Ford Sterling" "Rabbit" "Skeets Gallagher" "Mouse" "Raymond Hatton" "Dodo" "Dolly Moran" "Caterpillar" "Ned Sparks" "Frog" "Sterling Holloway" "Fish" "Roscoe Ates" "Duchess" "Alison Skipworth" "Cook" "Lillian Harmer" "Cheshire Cat" "Richard Arlen" "Mad Hatter" "Edward Everett Horton" "Dormouse" "Jackie Searl" "March Hare" "Charlie Ruggles" "Joker" "Baby Le Roy" "Queen of Hearts" "May Robson" "King of Hearts" "Alex B. Francis" "Gryphon" "William Austin" "Mock Turtle" "Cary Grant" "Red Queen" "Edna May Oliver" "Tweedledum" "Jack Oakie" "Tweedledee" "Roscoe Karns" "Sheep" "Mae Marsh" "Humpty-Dumpty" "W.C. Fields" "White Knight" "Gary Cooper" "Alice" "Charlotte Henry" "May I go out now, Ms. Simpson?" "Has it stopped snowing?" "Not quite." "You need to stop waiting for your sister's return." "Perhaps she will take you out" "Oh, dear." "Suppose it never stops.." "Suppose the man in charge of the snow has forgotten how to stop it." "Don't you think you had better work a while at your sampler?" "No thank you." "Oh yeah..." "No thank you." "You really must stop that, your majesty." "Stop it, I say!" "Stop what?" "The white queen just stepped over the white king." "She never does look where she is going." "Alice!" "You know you are not suppossed to play with your father's chess men." "But I wasn't playing." "She deliberately bumped into his magesty and knocked him off his feet." "Alice are you sure that that is true." "Well, I saw it." "Alice..." "Yes, Miss Simpson." "At any rate your majesty, stop bumping into your husband." "You might tightened up a bit." "A white rabbit!" "All dressed in a muffler and an overcoat big wolly suit." "There!" "It's going into his nice, warm rabbithole." "It looks so funny all dressed up." "Alice, I am sure you know there's no such thing as a rabbit, dressed up in a muffler and an overcoat." "You must not say what is not true." "Well... it wasnt untrue exactly." "I think you had better finished your tea." "There is another egg for you to eat." "Oh I did eat both eggs." "But, I put one of them all back together." "Alice!" "Yes, Ms Simpson?" "The looking glass room..." "You see Dinah, as soon as i hold you up, the little girl in the looking glass room, holds up another cat just like you." "Oh Dinah!" "Wouldn't you like to see what the looking glass house is like?" "You know Dinah..." "There is a looking glass house." "First there's the room you can see through the glass." "That's just the same as our sitting room." "Only the same, goes the other way." "You'd love it in there." "Of course, I don't what the looking glass milk is good to drink..." "Well anyway, then we would come to the hallway." "It is very like our hallway as far as you can see." "Only it may be quite different beyond that." "Oh Dinah..." "Wouldnt it be nice..." "If we could get through..." "I can see all of the looking glass room from here." "All, but a bit." "I would so like to see that little bit, just behind the fireplace." "Do you think Dinah, that if i press very very hard, and try to look straight down that I might..." "What?" "Why?" "Well, I knew this part of the room would be different." "But I do wish the looking glass chair moved that I moved out." "The same is no other way." "If i could only fall like that all the time." "AIDEAPOLCYCNE  ACINNATIRB" "It can't be English." "Of course." "It's the looking glass room." "It's uncle and aunt." "I knew that if you could really get behind the picture, that you'd see the backs of people." "Poor uncle Gilbert, his trousers are all patched." "My dear niece, how'd you like being frame in one pair of trousers for twenty years without being patched?" "It must be very difficult." "It is." "But after all, it's only the front of the picture that counts really." "Of course." "That is all." "Bong-bong-bong-bong  8 O'clock." "What did you say?" "[Repeats himself] Bong-bong-bong-bong  8 O'clock." "But your hand says twenty minutes to four." "I never let know my left hand know, what my right hand is doing." "This part of the looking glass is indeed all confused." "That's because everything is backwards on your side." "Well, i never..." "[Child crying out loud] Mama, mama..." "What's that?" "It's the voice of my child." "Your child!" "Oh!" "Oh, my precious Lily!" "My imperial kitten!" "I must be with my child!" "Let me help you." "Oh!" "There!" "Ohhh!" "[Child still crying out loud] Mama, mama..." "There, there my royal." "Watch out for the volcano!" "It blew—me—up!" "Be sure you come up—the regular way" "—don't get blown up!" "You'd be hours and hours getting to the table at that rate." "I thought that i'd help you." "No, no!" "The King's men!" "Somebody call out the King's men!" "I assure my dear, i shall never never forget the horror of this moment." "Well, you will forget." "Unless you make a memorandum of it." "I should be very happy to remind you." "We will not be reminded by a volcano." "I'm not a volcano." "And i'm not a cyclops either." "Then you are either a cyclano or a volclope." "Bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong..." "And bong." "But what time is that?" "I really don't have any idea." "But it's very late." "I must hurry, or shall have to go back to the looking glass  before i've seen what the rest of the house, it's like." "Subtitles brought to you by  the Alice in Wonderland Team XD @Viki" "My!" "What a strange way to walk about the garden." "the dutchtess oh sell be if i kept her waiting" "Oh dear, oh dear i shall be too late." "Oh my ears and wiskers how late it is getting." "Well after such a fall at this, i shall of falling down stairs." "JAM" "HOME SWEET HOME" "I wish Dinah were here." "That's just pretty music." "Oh dear..." "DRINK ME  NOT poison" "Ouch!" "Ugg!" "Goodbye dear feet." "Oh, will i ever get to the beautiful garden?" "EAT ME" "Old mouse!" "You know the way out of this pool old mouse?" "I'm very tired of swimming about here." "Perhaps you don't understand in english." "I dare say, you are a french mouse." "Ou est ma chatte?" "That's just french for where's my cat." "I beg your pardon." "I quite forgot you didn't like cats." "Wait old mouse!" "Old mouse?" "I like cats?" "Would you like cats if you were me?" "Don't be angry." "I wish i could show you our cat Dinah." "You'd take quite a fancy to her." "She's such a dear quiet thing." "And so good at catching mice." "Oh i... beg you pardon." "I hate you!" "I hate cats!" "My whole family hate cats!" "Nasty little vulgar things!" "Oh dear!" "Wait old mouse!" "Cats!" "Cats!" "Cats!" "William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest." "Who are you, please?" "I am a Doodle." "How do you do?" "My name is Alice." "And you are very wet." "I'm afraid i am, but there isn't much i can do about getting dry." "History is the driest thing i know." "Shall we dry you with history?" "I'd be much oblige if you could." "Listen well." "Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria, found it advisable-- to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the crown." "William's conduct at first was moderate." "But the insolence of his Normans--"" "How are you getting old, my dear?" "Beautifully, thank you!" "Shall i put you to sleep now?" "No, thank you!" "You'd best run along, I'm about to recite some dates." "Yes Sir, thank you!" "Goodbye." "1585." "Shakespeare was born.  1660." "Shakespeare died." "Subtitles brought to you by  the Alice in Wonderland Team XD @Viki" "Who are you?" "I hardly now Sir." "At least i know who i was when i got up this morning." "But i must have changed several times since then." "What do you mean by that?" "Explain yourself." "I can't explain myself, because i'm not myself, you see." "I don't see!" "I can't put it more clearly, for i can't understand it myself to begin with." "And being so many sizes in one day is confusing." "It isn't." "Well when someday you turn into a chrysalis and after that into a butterfly, you'll find it a bit clear won't you?" "Not a bit!" "Well, maybe you wouldn't." "But i would certainly feel pretty weird to me." "You?" "Who are you?" "I think, you ought to tell me who you are first." "Why?" "Good day sir." "Come back." "I have something important to say." "Yes?" "Keep you temper." "Is that all?" "!" "No." "So you think you've changed, do you?" "I'm afraid I have to." "What size do you want to be?" "I should like to be a little larger Sir, if you wouldn't mind." "Three inches is such a hard height to be." "I am three inches high!" "It's a very good height to be." "I 'm sure it must be Sir, but you see" "I'm not use to it." "You'll get use to it in time." "One side will make you grow taller." "The other side will make you grow shorter." "One side of..." "Of what?" "The mushroom!" "Which side will make me grow larger?" "The large making side, of course!" "I'd take a little of both to make sure." "Oh dear!" "Now i'm too big again, Old Caterpillar." "Mr. Caterpillar sir, where are you?" "Whoever lives here, would never do to come upon in this size." "I should frighten them out of their wits." "By the-e-e-e Dutchess." "An invitation from the Queen to play croquet." "My compliments to the Queen." "My compliments to the-e-e-e Dutchess." "There's no sort of use in your knocking." "Please Sir, how am i to get in?" "I shall sit here till tomorrow." "I'm sorry you were hit, but how am I to get in?" "I shall sit here for days and days." "But what am i to do?" "Anything you like." "Watch out for the baby!" "She nearly killed the poor little thing!" "If everybody minded their own business,  the world would go around much faster than it does." "Speakroughlyto yourlittleboy, Andbeathimwhen hesneezes:" "Heonlydoesittoannoy ,Becauseheknowsit teases." "Wow!" "wow!" "wow!" "Wow  !" "wow !" "wow !" "Heonlydoesittoannoy ,Becauseheknowsit teases." "Here!" "you may nurse it a bit, if you like!" "Now, i must go and get ready to play croquet with the Queen." "Don't run!" "That's not at all a half way of expressing yourself." "What am i going to do with this creature when i get at home?" "If you're going to turn into a pig, my dear" "I'll have nothing more to do with you." "Mind now!" "There's no mistake about you now!" "You're a pig!" "You would have grown up a to be dreadly ugly child:" "but you do make a handsome pig, I think." "Meow..." "Why do you grin old cat?" "Because i'm a Cheshire cat, that's why." "Well then Cheshire puss;" "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you wanna get to?" "I don't care much where." "Then it doesn't matter which way you go." "So long as i get somewhere." "Oh, you're sure to do that." "If you only walk long enough." "Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?" "I should like it very much." "But I haven't been invited yet." "You'll see me there." "Must you go so soon?" "By-the-bye, what became of the baby?" "I'd nearly forgotten to ask." "It turned into a pig." "I thought it would." "Did you say pig, or fig?" "I said pig." "And wish you wouldn't keep appearing and banishing so suddenly:" "you make on quite giddy." "Alright." "Don't you wish you can do this." "Well, i've often seen a cat without a grin,but a grin without a cat?" "Haha" "(Left) MARCH HARE'S HOUSE  MAD HATTER'S HOUSE (Right)" "No room, No room!" "There's plenty of room." "Have some wine?" "I don't see any wine." "There isn't any." "It wasn't very civil of you to offer it." "Your hair needs cutting." "You should not make personal remarks, it's very rude." "Hahahaha..." "Why is a raven like a wrting desk?" "I believe i can answer that." "Do you mean you can find the answer to it?" "Exactly so." "You should say what you mean." "What day of the month is it?" "Fourth." "Ha!" "Two days wrong!" "I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!" "Oh..." "Some crumbs must have got in as well." "Hmm..." "I put it in with a bread knife." "It was the best butter, you know." "But funny watch!" "It tells the days and the months,but doesn't tell what the clock it is." "Have you guess the riddle yet?" "What?" "Why no." "I give it up." "What is the answer?" "I haven't the slightest idea." "Nor I." "I think you might do something better with time rather than wasting it asking a lot of riddles and have no answer." "Don't too speak of time." "I dare say you even never speak to him." "Perhaps not." "Time and I quarrelled last March-- just before HE went mad, you know" "It was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts, and I had to sing "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at" you know the song perhaps?" "I've heard something like it." "It goes on you know, like this," "Twinkle,twinkle,littlebat !" "How  Iwonderwhatyou're at!" "Upabovetheworldyoufly,Likeatea-trayinthesky." "Upabovetheworldyoufly," "Likea tea-trayin thesky ." "Twinkle,twinkle" "Twinkle,twinkle,littlebat !" "How  Iwonderwhatyou're at!" "Upabovetheworldyoufly,Likeatea-trayinthesky." "Upabovetheworldyoufly,Likeatea-trayinthesky." "Twinkle,twinkle,twinkle,twinkle" "Well, I'd hardy finished the first verse when the queen bawled," "He's murdering the time: "Off with his head!"" "and ever since that he won't do a thing I ask." "It's always six o'clock now." "Oh is that why all the tea-things are out here?" "Yes, that's it." "It's always tea time and we have no time to wash the tea-things in between." "Take some more tea?" "I haven't had any yet, so I can't take more." "You mean you can't take LESS, it is very easy to take MORE than nothing." "I want a clean cup." "It's the stupidest tea party I ever was at  in all my life." "Very curious!" "Will you please tell me, why are you painting those roses?" "Well, as a matter of fact miss;" "this tree should have been a red rose tree and we put in a white one by mistake." "And if the Queen should find out, we'll all have our heads cut off." "So you see miss, we're doing our best before she comes back to find..." "The Queen!" "The Queen!" "Your majesty, the Queen of Hearts!" "Your majesty, the Queen!" "Off with his head!" "Off with his head!" "What is your name child?" "My name is Alice, so please your majesty..." "Off with her head!" "Off with her head!" "Nonsense!" "Off with her head!" "Off with her..." "Reconsider my dear, she's only a child." "Off with her head!" "Off with her head!" "And besides, this is the executioners day off." "Oh it is, is it?" "Well, they should lose their heads for this!" "Can you play croquet?" "Yes." "Then, let the game begin at once!" "Hurry hurry, hurry hurry!" "Must I behead you all?" "!" "Here, take it." "Play!" "Off with some heads!" "You're pointing the wrong way for a mallet." "Pardon me, my back hurts." "Don't look at me." "I'm as mixed up as you are." "This game's slowing up." "Off with some heads!" "Where are my victims?" "Search the hedges!" "Trash the bushes!" "Shake the trees!" "How glad i am to see you again, you dear old thing!" "How did you like your game?" "Well, it was very exciting." "Of course it is." "And the moral of that is;  be what you would like to be," "or to put it more simply" "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." "I should understand that better, if it were written down:" "I can't quite follow it as you say it." "Oh that's nothing to what I could say, if I chose." "And the moral of that is;" "(Shocked)" "Fine day your majesty." "Brrrrr..." "I give you fair warning." "Either you or your head must be off at once!" "Please your majesty, could you make it go away?" "Queen!" "Queen!" "Where are you Queen?" "Hahahahahaha..." "What fun!" "What IS the fun?" "The queen!" "They never really executes anybody she condemns, you know." "Hahahaha The King!" "Hahahaha The King!" "God, everybody!" "I'm very happy to know that, i'm sure." "Have you seen Mock Turtle yet?" "I, why no." "I don't even know what a mock turtle is." "Beautiful,beauti---!" "Come will you!" "Mock Turtle, old thing." "What is his sorrow?" "It's all his fancy." "He hasn't got no sorrow!" "No sorrow indeed..." "Minds of a sorrow of a sorrow will sorrow." "and the wolf's of a wolf wolf wolf..." "This here young lady, she wants for to know your history; she do." "I'll tell it there." "Sit down both of you." "And don't speak a word till I'm finished..." "Once, i was a real turtle!" "Oh dear!" "Oh dear..." "When we were little we went to school in the sea." "The Master was an old Turtle." "We use to call him Tortoise." "Why did you call him tortoise, if he wasn't one?" "We called him tortoise because he taught us!" "You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question." "We went to school in the sea, though you mayn't believe it." "I never said I didn't!" "You did." "Hold your tongue!" "We had the best of educations-- in fact, we went to school every day" "I'VE been to a day-school too." "We learned French and music." "I only took the regular course." "What was that?" "Reeling and Writhing to begin with." "And then the different branches of Arithmetic" "Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision." "And how many hours a day did you do lessons?" "Ten hours the first day, and nine the next and so on." "They're called lessons, because they lessen from day to day." "Then the eleventh day must have been a holiday?" "Of course!" "And how did you manage on the twelfth day?" "Ah ah ah...  (sobbing)" "Oh well..." "That's enough about lessons." "Shall we play games?" "Or tell the Mock Turtle "sing"." "Oh, a song please!" "If the Mock Turtle would be so kind." "No accounting for tastes." "Sing her "Turtle Soup," will you, old fellow?" "In a moment..." "BeautifulSoup!" "Whocaresforfish, Game,  orany otherdish?" "Whowouldnotgiveallelsefortwo PennyworthonlyofbeautifulSoup?" "Pennyworthonlyof beautifulSoup?" "Beau--ootifulSoo--oop!" "Beau--ootifulSoo--oop !" "Soo--oopofthee--e--evening,Beautiful,beauti--FULSOUP!" "'" "Beautiful,beauti---!" "[Goes on sobbing...]" "Subtitles brought to you by  the Alice in Wonderland Team XD @Viki" "Faster, faster!" "Faster, faster, faster!" "Much faster!" "Are we nearly there?" "Nearly there?" "Well, we past it TEN minutes ago!" "Faster!" "It's all marked out like a CHESSBOARD." "Of course i'ts a chessboard." "Life is a chessboard!" "And you are a queen's pawn." ".You will go inmediately to the first square, which you should reach in EXACTLY no time" "Did you remark something?" "I did not had to make on just then." "You should have told me, how kind it is of me to tell you all this." "No questions?" "Very well then NO answers." "Open you mouth wide when you speak." "And always speak in french, if you can't think of the english for example." "And always say "Your Magesty"." "And then so forth.." "TWEEDLE  TWEEDLE" "If you thin we are wax works you oughta pay, you know." "Was wax works are gonna be looked up for nothing." "No how!" "And otherwise, if you think we're alive you oughta speak!" "I sure am very sorry." "I was wondering which is the best way out of these woods." "Would you tell me please?" "You think i'm wrong!" "The first thing in a visit is to say" ""How do you do?" And shake hands." "I hope you are not much tired." "No how, but thank you very much for asking." "So much obliged." "You like poetry?" "Yes." "Pretty well." "Some poetry." "Would you tell me first... which road leads out of the woods?" "How should I repeat to her?" "The walrus and the carpenter is the longest." "Thesunwasshiningonthesea,Shining  withall hismight ;" "Hedidhisverybest tomakeThebillowssmoothand bright" "Andthiswasodd ,becauseitwasThemiddleof thenight." "TheWalrusandthe CarpenterWere  walkingclose athand;" "TheyweptlikeanythingtoseeSuchquantitiesofsand:" ""Ifthiswereonlyclearedaway, "Theysaid,"itwould begrand!"" ""IfsevenmaidswithsevenmopsSweptit forhalfa year." "Doyousuppose,"the Walrussaid ,"That theycouldgetitclear? "" ""Idoubtit ,"saidthe Carpenter,Andshedabitter tear." ""OOysters,comeand walkwith us!" TheWalrus didbeseech ." ""Apleasantwalk,apleasanttalk, Along  thebrinybeach:" "Theycouldnotdowith more than four ,They  give ahandtoeach ."" "TheeldestOysterlookedathim,Butneverawordhesaid :" "TheeldestOysterwinkedhiseye,Andshookhis heavy head" "Meaningtosayhedidnotchoose Toleave theoyster-bed." "ButyoungerOystershurriedup,Alleagerforthetreat:" "Theircoatswerebrushed,theirfaces washed,Theirshoeswereclean andneat" "Andthiswasodd ,because,youknow, Theyhadn'tanyfeet." ""Thetimehascome,"theWalrussaid," Totalk ofmanythings:" "Ofshoes--andships--andsealing-wax" "Ofcabbages--andkings" "Andwhythesea isboilinghot" " Andwhether pigshavewings."" ""Aloafof bread,"the Walrussaid ,"Iswhatwe chiefly need:" "PepperandvinegarbesidesAreverygoodindeed" "Nowifyou'reready,Oystersdear, Wecan  begintofeed. "" ""Butnoton us !"theOysterscried,Turningalittle blue." ""Aftersuchkindness,thatwouldbeAdismal thingtodo!"" ""Thenightis fine,"the Walrussaid ."Doyouadmiretheview?" ""Iweepforyou ,"the Walrussaid :"Ideeply sympathize."" "WithsobsandtearshesortedoutThoseof  thelargestsize," "Holdinghispocket-handkerchiefBeforehisstreamingeyes." ""OOysters,"saidthe Carpenter,"You  'vehada pleasantrun!" "Shallwebe partinghomeagain?" "'Butanswercametherenone" "Andthiswasscarcelyodd, becauseThey'd eateneveryone." "Well!" "They were BOTH very unpleasant characters—" "But at any rate I'd better be leaving the wood, because it's really getting very dark." "Well, Goodbye!" "Do you see THAT?" "It's only a rattle." "No!" "Only an old rattle—quite old and broken." "I knew it was spoilt, of course!" "—my nice new RATTLE!" "Of course you agree to have a battle?" "I suppose so, only SHE must help us to dress up, you know." "Of course!" "Tweedledee and Tweedledum  Agreed to have a battle;" "ForTweedledeesaidTweedledumHadspoiledhisnice new rattle." "Justthenflewdownamonstrouscrow,Asblack  as atar-barrel;" "Whichfrightenedboththe heroesso,Theyquiteforgottheirquarrel." "I hope you're a good hand at pinning and tying string?" "All this is gotta go on, somehow or other." "This is to keep my head from being cut off," "You know one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle— to get one's head cut off." "Do I look very pale?" "Well—yes—a LITTLE." "I'm very brave generally, 'only to-day I happen to have a headache." "And I'VE got a toothache!" "I'm far worse off than you!" "Then you'd both better not fight to-day." "Oh!" "We MUST have a bit of a fight." "Let's fight till six, and then have dinner." "'There's only one sword, but you can have the umbrella—it's sharper." "Only we must begin quick." "It's getting very very dark." "And darker, and darker." "What a thick black cloud that is!" "And how fast it comes!" "Why, I do believe it's got wings!" "It's the crow!" "May I put your shawl straight for you?" "I don't know what's the matter with it!" "It's out of temper, I think." "I've pinned it here, and I've pinned it there, but there's no pleasing it!" "It CAN'T go straight, you know, if you pin it all on one side." "And, dear me, what a state your hair is in!" "The brush has got entangled in it!" "And I lost the comb yesterday." "There." "Now you look better!" "My finger's bleeding!" "What IS the matter?" "Have you pricked your finger?" "I haven't pricked it YET, but I soon shall—" "When I fasten my shawl again, the brooch will come undone." "Watch out, you're holding it all wrong!" "Now you understand the way things happen here." "Why don't you scream now?" "Why, I've done all the screaming already." "Now, what would be the good of doing it all over again?" "I suppose so." "Well, i'ts a bit lighter now." "I'm glad that crow is gone." "Then I hope your finger is better now?" "Much be-etter!" "Be-etter!" "Be-e-e-etter!" "Be-e-e-etter!" "Be-e-ehh!" "Be-e-ehh!" "What is it you want to buy?" "I should like to buy an egg, please." "I never put things into people's hands— that would never do—" "you must get it for yourself." "What a strange egg!" "I keeps growing much faster than it should." "Curiouser and curiouser!" "It's bigger than a chicken!" "Why, it's HUMPTY DUMPTY!" "Don't stand there staring at me as if i were an egg." "Tell me your name and your business." "My NAME is Alice." "It's a stupid enough name!" "What does it mean?" "MUST a name mean something?" "Of course it must, MY name means the shape I am—" "—and a right handsome shape it is." "With your name, you might be any shape." "Why do you sit out here all alone?" "Because there's nobody with me!" "You think I couldn't answer THAT?" "Ask another." "Don't you think you'd be safer on the ground?" "That wall is so VERY narrow!" "Of course I don't think so!" "Why, if ever I DID fall off— which there's no chance of— but IF I did—" "IF I did fall, THE KING HAS PROMISED ME—" "To send all his horses and all his men." "Ahh!" "So you know!" "All his horses and all his men!" "They'd pick me up again in a minute, THEY would!" "However, this conversation is going on a little too fast:" "let's go back to the last remark but one." "I'm afraid I can't quite remember it." "In that case we start fresh, and it's my turn to choose a subject—" "How old did you say you were?" "Twelve years and four months." "Wrong!" "You never said a word like it!" "I though you meant "How old ARE you?"" "If I'd meant that, I'd have said that." "Twelve years and four months." "An uncomfortable sort of age." "Now MY advice, would have been to "Leave off at twelve."" "—but it's too late now." "What a beautiful belt!" "Or is it a beautiful collar?" "It is a—MOST—PROVOKING—thing, when a person doesn't know a collar from a belt!" "I know it's very ignorant of me." "It's a collar, child, and a beautiful one, as you say." "It's a present from the White King and Queen." "Is it really?" "They gave it me—for an un-birthday present." "I beg your pardon?" "I'm not offended, and it isn't respectable to beg." "I mean, what IS an un-birthday present?" "A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course." "I like birthday presents best." "You don't know what you're talking about!" "How many days are there in a year?" "Three hundred and sixty-five." "And how many birthdays have you?" "One." "And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?" "Three hundred and sixty-four, of course." "Well then, there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents." "Certainly." "And only ONE for birthday presents." "There's glory for you!" "I don't know what you mean by "glory."" "Of course you don't—till I tell you." "I meant "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"" "But "glory" doesn't mean that." "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean— neither more nor less." "The question is, whether you CAN make words mean different things." "The question is, which is to be master: you or the word—that's all." "However, I can manage the whole lot!" "Impenetrability!" "That's what I say!" "Would you tell me, please, what that means?" "I meant by "impenetrability" that we've had enough of that subject, and it would be just as well if you'd mention what you mean to do next, as I suppose you don't mean to stop here all the rest of your life." "Can't see it meaning all that." "You seem very clever at explaining words, Sir." "Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem called "Jabberwocky"?" "I read it a long time ago." "I can, but i won't." "That's all!" "Goodbye." "Good-bye, till we meet again!" "I shouldn't know you again if we DID meet, you're so exactly like other people." "The face is what one generally goes by." "That's just it!" "Your face is the same as everybody's." "Two eyes so, nose in the middle, mouth under." "Now if you had the two eyes on the same side of the nose, or the mouth on the top, that would be SOME help." "It wouldn't look nice." "Wait till you've tried." "Ahhhhh" "Watch out!" "Help!" "Help!" "I'm fallin!" "Tell him to bring his horses and his men!" "Help!" "What's happened?" "We ran into each other, your Magesty!" "Beautiful,beauti---!" "I know, i know." "Four thousand two hundred and seven of my soldiers are on the way!" "Two without horses!" "ALL these King's horses and men can't put him back together nobody can." "Beautiful,beauti---!" "Beautiful,beauti---!" "Look along the road, and tell me if you can see either of my three messengers." "I see nobody on the road." "Oh, I only wish I had such eyes." "To be able to see Nobody!" "And at that distance!" "Oh!" "That's too too bad." "Subtitles brought to you by  the Alice in Wonderland Team XD @Viki" "Can I help you Sir?" "On or off?" "You are on." "In only a short time i shall be off again." "I'm so sorry." "Arre you the King's messenger?" "I'm a White Man." "I see you're admiring my little box." "It's my own invention—to keep" "—to keep clothes and sandwiches in." "See, I carry it upside down so the rain can't come in." "But the things can get OUT." "You know the lid's open." "Then all the things must have fallen out, the box is no use without them." "Can you guess why I did that?" "I can't imagine." "In hopes some bees may make a nest in it— then I should get the honey.'" "But you've got a bee-hive—or something like one—fastened to the saddle." "It's a very good bee-hive too, one of the best kinds." "But not a single bee has come near it yet." "And the other thing is a mouse-trap." "I suppose the mice keep the bees out—or the bees keep the mice out, I don't know which." "It isn't very likely there would be any mice on the horse's back." "Not very likely, perhaps." "But I don't choose to have them running all about me." "See, I'm well provided for EVERYTHING." "That's the reason the horse has all those anklets round his feet." "What are they for?" "To guard against the bites of sharks." "It's my own Invention." "But let's go on, I'll go with you to the end of the woods." "I hope you've got your hair well fastened on?" "Only in the usual way." "That's hardly enough." "You see the wind is SO strong here, strong as soup." "Have you invented a plan for keeping the hair from being blown off?" "Not yet." "But I've a plan for keeping the hair from FALLING off." "I should like to hear it, very much." "First you take an upright stick, and you make your hair creep up it, like a wine." "Now the reason hair falls off is because it hangs DOWN— things never fall UPWARDS, you know." "It's my own invention." "You may try it if you like." "I'm a great hand at inventing things." "Now, I daresay you noticed, that last time you picked me up, that I was looking rather thoughtful?" "You WERE a little grave." "Well, just then I was inventing a new way of getting over a gate— would you like to hear it?" "Very much indeed." "Well, I'll tell you how I came to think of it." "I said to myself," ""The only difficulty is with the feet:" "the HEAD is high enough already."" "Now, first I put my head on the top of the gate— then my head is high enough, then I stand on my head— then my feet are high enough— then I'm over." "Mr. Knight!" "If there were only a gate down here, i'd be in exellent position to cross it." "How CAN you go on talking so quietly, with your head in the ditch?" "What does it matter where my body happens to be?" "My mind goes on working all the same." "In fact," "I once invented a new pudding during the meat-course." "In time to have it cooked for the next course?" "That was quick work." "Well, not the NEXT course." "In fact, I don't believe that pudding ever WAS cooked!" "What did you mean it to be made of?" "Well, it began with blotting paper." "That wouldn't be very nice, I'm afraid—" "Not very nice ALONE, but imagine how would it be to be mixed with other things—such as gunpowder and sealing-wax." "And here I must leave you.This is the end of the wood." "There's only a few yards to go." "Down the hill: across that little brook, and then you'll be a Queen—" "At last!" "—But you'll stay and see me off first?" "I shan't be long." "You'll wait?" "Of course I'll wait." "I think it'll encourage me." "Thank you very much for coming so far out of your way." "For that, I shall expect you to cry a good deal as I go." "My poor dear knight." "He's the nicest person yet." "Well here i am." "QueenAlice" "What's this?" "!" "QueenAlice" "A crown!" "A golden crown!" "I'm a Queen!" "I'm a Queen!" "How dare you say that you are Queen?" "What right have you to call yourself so?" "You can't be a Queen, you know, till you've passed the proper examination." "And the sooner we begin it, the better." "Be sitted." "I'm ready your magesty." "Can you do addition?" "Now, what's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?" "I don't know, I lost count." "She can't do Addition." "Can you answer any useful questions?" "How is bread made?" "I know THAT!" "You take some flour—" "Where do you pick the flower?" "In a garden, or in the hedges?" "Well, it isn't PICKED at all, it's GROUND—" "How many acres of ground?" "I wish you wouldn't leave out so many things." "Oh dear!" "You know any Languages?" "What's the French for fiddle-de-dee?" "'" "Fiddle-de-dee's not English." "Who ever said it was?" "You'll tell me what language "fiddle-de-dee" is,  I'll tell you the French for it!" "Queens never make bargains." "I AM so sleepy." "She's tired, poor thing!" "So smooth her hair— lend her your nightcap—and sing her a soothing lullaby." "I haven't got a nightcap, and I don't know any soothing lullabies." "I'll have to do it myself." "Hush-a-bylady,in Alice'slap !" "Tillthefeast'sready,we'vetimeforanap:" "Whenthefeast'sover,we'llgototheball —" "RedQueen,andWhiteQueen,andAlice, andall !" "Now that you know the words, sing it through to ME." "I'm sleepy, too." "Now what am i gonna do?" "You wake up!" "itwasAlicethatsaid ," ""I've a sceptre in hand," "I'vea crownon my head;" "Let the Looking-Glass creatures," "No admittance till week after next!" "What!" "How dare you!" "Thenfillup theglassesasquick asyou can," "Andsprinklethetablewith buttonsandbran:" "Putcatsin thecoffee,andmiceinthetea—" "AndwelcomeQueenAlicewith thirty-times-three!" "Putcatsin thecoffee,andmiceinthetea—" "AndwelcomeQueenAlicewith thirty-times-three!" "Thenfillup theglasseswith treacleandink," "Andanythingelsethatispleasanttodrink:" "Mixsandwiththe cider,andwoolwiththewine —" "AndwelcomeQueenAlicewith ninety-times-nine!" "Mixsandwiththe cider,andwoolwiththewine —" "AndwelcomeQueenAlicewith ninety-timesninety-timesninety-times-nine!" "You've missed the soup and fish!" "Lift the roast!" "You seem a little shy;" "let me introduce you to that leg of mutton:" "Alice— leg of Mutton;" "Leg of Mutton—Alice." "How do you do?" "Hahahaha" "May I give you a slice?" "Certainly not, it isn't etiquette to cut any one you've been introduced to." "Remove the roast!" "Please don't introduce the pudding, or we shall get no dinner at all." "May I give give you some?" "Pudding—Alice;" "Alice—Pudding." "What impertinence!" "How you'd like it, if I were to cut a slice out of YOU, you creature!" "Make a remark, it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!" "Well..." "You're better prepared!" "We are about to drink your health—" "Queen Alice's health!" "Queen Alice's health!" "Queen Alice's!" "Queen Alice's!" "Queen Alice's!" "You ought to make a speech." "A speech!" "So shy!" "A speech!" "A speech!" "A speech!" "Speech!" "Speech!" "Speech!" "Queen Alice!" "I rise to return thanks—" "Something's going to happen!" "Something's going to happen!" "There was a looking glass room." "And you were the Red Queen." "There was a whole looking glass country." "The End"