"Last season on "Everwood"..." "When we first met, you said you liked me, that was really weird." "But then we started hanging out and we became friends." "And you got hot." " Where do you plan on going?" " London." "There's nothing left here." "Dad, think about it." "Mom's surgery went well, but it's not over yet." "Mom needs me now, and I don't think I could forgive myself if I wasn't there every step of the way." "This thing that we have, this back and forth, it's more than just a friendship." "You would be the greatest choice that I could ever make." "And if you would choose me back, I know I could make you happy." "Honey, I'm home." ""Come when my heart is full of grief or when my heart is merry." "Come with the falling of the leaf or with the redd'ning cherry."" "Dearest friends and family, a wonderful day in our lives is drawing near." "Dude." "Mom, I dropped the flowers." "I love this one." "Don't you?" "It's so pretty and feminine." "Yeah, but this one has glitter on it." "What's wrong with a little glitter?" "We would be honored and happy if you would share the joy of this union before god." "Just one taste." "Forget it, Sam." "Can I at least lick the bowl?" "On saturday the 23rd of august at 2:00 in the afternoon..." "This is what I've been talking about." "Notice how the votive is nestled perfectly in there, allowing not an inch of leeway for weeble nor wobble?" "Where did you get these candleholders, father?" "Home depot?" "Big osh?" "I can wait." "...At webber's point, where the reception will follow immediately thereafter." "We invite you to witness and celebrate the marriage of..." " Am I allowed to wear white?" " Normally not." "In this case, I think we can make an exception." "Interesting." "Am I allowed to wear black?" "Not until you're 30." "Well, I'll tell you what -- you pick out what you want, and we'll hit the mall later in the week, sound good?" "Later today sounds better, but, okay." "Dad?" "I got to tell you something." "And I'm not sure if you're gonna be mad at me or not." "Well, how mad are you not sure I might be?" "I sent Ephram an invitation to the wedding." "How?" "I mean, how did you know where to send it?" "I got the address off his last postcard." "What postcard?" "He sent me a couple over the summer." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I guess I didn't want you to feel bad that he was writing to me and not you." "Honey, I'm happy that your brother's writing to you." "I just..." "I don't want you to get your hopes up that he'll be coming to the wedding." "Even if the invitation got to him," "I'm not sure he'd make a point of coming back for it." "But he might." "Yes." "Yeah, he might." "Okeydokey." "I want you to be ready to hit the mall by 6:00." "There is a corn dog out there with my name on it." "You just tell me what you want me to tell him, and I'll handle it." "I'm torn between "Nina's noshes" and "The restaurant formerly known as Mama Joy's."" "Well, the first one's shorter -- doesn't mean it's any good, but it's definitely shorter." "Come on, little buddy!" "You gonna get that tux cleaned today?" "You better believe it, gorgeous." "How many more days of camp do I have left, Jake?" "At least 492." "What?" "I'm talking in his lifetime." "Let's go." "Let's go." "In the car, men." "She called us "men."" "I know." "She's so crazy." "Yeah, where has Andy been hiding out lately?" "Seems like we haven't seen him all summer." "That's because we haven't." "Yeah, so, the bedrooms are about the same size." "There is only one bathroom, however, so we would have to share." "I have no problem with that." "So, what kind of name is "Yoli," anyway?" "It's greek." "And I know it's a cliché, but I actually make a great falafel." "Actually, considering becoming a vegetarian, but thanks." "So, it's all here, then." "Okay, uh... really only leaves one last question." "What's that?" "Can you tell me what's written underneath that scribble?" "It's a postcard from a friend of mine." "Oh, a Jamaican cruise." "How fun." "Yeah." "Not so much the important part." "What I'm looking at is that scribble right there." "You see?" "And what's written underneath it?" "It just says, "Hi." "Smiley face." "Hannah."" "Who's Hannah?" "Is she your girlfriend?" "Well, uh..." "You know, I have to be honest, Yoles." "I don't think this is gonna work out." "But thank you for coming by." "What to do." "Scribble." "You're into scribbles." "Attention -- friends, family, recent additions, we are here tonight to celebrate a truly unique couple." "It is rare indeed to find two people who are willing to throw caution to the wind in these uncertain times." "Of course, after five years of a bus driver's salary, you'd think he'd have the good sense to invest his newfound wealth in some sort of growing mutual fund." "Instead, he's decided to lavish it all on my mother." "To Irv and his lovely bride, Edna." " To Irv and Edna." " To Irv and Edna." "Thank you, Harold." "And thank you all for coming." "I'd also like to thank Breckin and Reims for the advance on my book, which has made this obscenely expensive wedding possible." "I'll drink to that." "I mean, I might be a little too old for bridesmaids and garter tosses." "Have mercy." "But Irv and I would be honored if each of you would take it upon yourselves to create a centerpiece arrangement for the tables." "I mean, nothing fancy, but a personal touch like that will really make the reception even more special." "So, mother, any guidelines, restrictions?" "What sort of budgets are we talking about here?" "Whatever you want, Harold." "Yeah, within reason." "Now, break open that bottle of vino and start pouring." "Ah, shoot." "That's my botox party." "I'm sorry, gang " " I didn't realize we were gonna go so long." "You just take me home on the way?" "No, I don't want you to miss dessert." "Andy will drive you home." "Right, Andy?" " Sure." "Of course." " Great." " See you soon." " Bye." "Whenever you want to go, just say the word." "Oh, don't worry about it." "No, no, no." "It's no problem." "I'm happy to do it." "I'll find another way home." "More wine, doctor?" "Sure." "Maybe you should leave the bottle." "Amy." "Hey." "Reid, hi." "Hey." "Hey." "How are you?" "I'm glad you're here -- today's my last day, so I just wanted to make sure I got to say goodbye." "Why are you going?" "I mean, where?" "Where?" "School starts next week." "Since I got screwed on my housing, they're gonna let me out early so I can try to find a place to live." "So where are you going to med school?" "Colorado AM, so not too far away." "Get out." "That's where I'm going." " Really?" " Yeah." "For regular college." "Wow." "What dorm are you in?" "Oh, I'm not really doing the dorm thing 'cause of my mom." "Oh, right, right." "Yeah, that makes sense." "You're a good daughter." "Oh, my god." "You should totally live with my brother." "He just got this awesome apartment back in Everwood and he's looking for a roommate." "Everwood?" "Where's that?" "You've never been?" "Oh, my god." "It's like 25 minutes from AM." "And it's really homey, even if you're not from there, 'cause it's small -- well, not small -- more like quaint, but not in a grandma kind of way." "My grandma's a biker." "She has a Harley." "Wow." "I'm just gonna write you the number." "That'd be great." "Thanks." "Amy." "Oh, sorry." "I got to take care of this." "How are you feeling?" "Are you okay?" "I'd feel better if you stop using that baby voice on me." "She's like this right after." "It takes a lot out of her." "Understandable." "Take care of yourself, okay, Mrs. A.?" "Thanks." "Judy, I will see you at lunch." "Thanks." "It seemed a lot shorter today." "A little." "And wednesday's her last chemo appointment, so " "Right." "And when can we book her in for the C.T. scan?" "Amy, can we do this later?" "I'm feeling tired." "Just two seconds, mom, please." "Talk to Dr. Chao." "She'll tell you everything you need to know." "Okay." "Thanks, Judy." "Ready to go, mom?" "I've been ready for 10 minutes." "Well, let's hit it." "Whichever one you like best, just let me know, and I'll call my supplier today." "We can get it for the wedding -- no problem." "Listen to you." "You have a supplier." "You got your own restaurant." "Now all I need is a name to call the place, and we'll be all set." "Jake is obsessed with "Ninette."" "It's this nickname he uses for me sometimes, but I don't know." "Sounds french." "Nobody likes the french." "See?" "That is what I said." "What was Andy's suggestion?" "I'm sure he had a million crappy ideas." "Yeah." "Didn't ask." "Don't care." "Kind of had a thing." "I got wine." "I got time." "Start talking." "Now, you do realize we are supposed to compose these arrangements ourselves, adding that personal touch, while simultaneously creating competition between the guests and an ultimate victory for me." "Yeah, well, I'm not into it." "Still prickly over that shunning you received from Nina last night, I see, huh?" "To quote a famous spaniard, "one man, scorned and covered with scars, still str--"" "Oh, petunias." "I'll see you back at the office." "Now, don't pout." "Come on." "Tell me what happened with you and Nina." "You sure you really want to know?" "Desperately." "And he just kissed you?" "For a good six seconds, minimum." "Well, bust my balloons." "I didn't know the old dog had it in him." "What happened after that?" "Well, after that, Andy went back home, and Jake and I finished unloading his stuff from the truck." "What else could I do?" "I think that's the last of it." "So, do you want to start unpacking now?" "Or..." "Actually, I think you need to start packing now..." "A suitcase -- big one." "What?" "That's right." "Pack your bags, Nina Feeney, because we are going to..." "Hawaii." "I got contractors working at the restaurant." "I have professionals to unpack all this stuff." "And I got you, me, and Sam two weeks at the greatest resort on the big island -- kid-friendly, Hartman-approved." "We're going to Hawaii?" "Tomorrow morning." "Are you surprised?" "That's one word for it." "So you left without telling Andy?" "No." "I wouldn't do that to him." "Hey." "I was gonna call you, but " "I'm going to Hawaii tomorrow." "Jake got tickets." "It was all a big surprise." "Apparently, I'm the most fun person ever to surprise." "Don't go." "I have to go." "This is all happening way too fast, and I need to think." "But if I tell him I don't want to go, he'll know something is wrong." "There is something wrong." "You're moving in with the wrong guy." "Stop, please." "Look, Jake thinks that I'm over here, asking you to get our mail when we're gone." "I'll call you when I get there, okay?" "I just need time to sort everything out." "I need to think, Andy." "I know you do." "I'm sorry." "Call as soon as you can." "Wretched californians and their extravagances." "I mean, honestly -- three tickets during high season must have cost the man a bloody fortune." "How can they not sell molding clay?" "Sorry." "So, what did she say when she called?" "That's just it." "She never did call." "Well, at least, whoo, you had fun in Hawaii." "I bet dimples looked great in a bathing suit." "No, it was a nightmare." "I couldn't eat." "I never slept." "Jake knew something was wrong, but I couldn't bring myself to tell him what it was." "And you didn't want to call Andy?" "Couldn't." "After a few days with Jake and Sam getting along so well," "I knew that I could never leave Jake." "It wouldn't be fair after everything he gave up for me." "By the time I realized that, it seemed crazy to call Andy and just tell him on the phone." "So I decided to wait until I got home." "I was gonna tell him in person." "Last one's a rotten egg." "Get ready." "Go!" "Um, I'm just gonna get our mail from Andy." "Hey, babe, wait." "He's not home." "Well, what do you mean?" "His car's here." "He left a note on our door." "Guess he decided to take Delia to Mexico for a few weeks." "He what?" "That's all it says." "Do you think he wants us to get his mail?" "Well, good for you." "The woman think you'd wait around for a phone call from her forever?" "Exactly." "I knew you'd understand." "I do." "Of course, now you've both been home for a while." "I'm sure you've confronted her on the matter." "Well, I haven't exactly confronted her so much as I've avoided her." "Andy, you're neighbors." "You're best friends." "Avoidance, while tempting, is both childish and impossible." "Be the bigger person here." "Talk to her." "I don't wanna." "I mean, what kind of passive-aggressive behavior is that?" "He kisses me out of nowhere, and then he just takes off?" "Men are weak, except for soldiers." "Soldiers are sexy." "But you'd think he'd want to stick around, I don't know, maybe talk to me after he tried to destroy my whole life, instead of just disappearing like that." "Did he destroy your whole life?" "What?" "No, no, just... it threw me." "That's all." "You know... this Merlot is fantastic." "That's the Cabernet." "We finished the Merlot 20 minutes ago." "Sorry." "Of course I don't mind picking you up, sweetie." "I just don't understand why you don't want him to." "Okay." "Fine." "Whatever." "But just for the record, you're becoming even crazier than me, which is no small feat." "Is that Hannah?" "Okay, all right." "Bye." "Yes, it was." "And have you learned how to knock?" "Why did she hang up?" "She doesn't want to talk to me?" "She didn't know you were here." "You're not the only one in the room, narcissus." "I thought we agreed you weren't gonna insult me in spanish anymore." "So, when does she come home?" "Two days." "I'm picking her up at the airport." "You can call her then." " You're picking her up?" " She asked me to." "Can we move on to more important things, like my new boyfriend, Reid?" "I don't get why she asked you." "Focus." "You've seen him a couple times at the hospital." "I gave him your number." "Yeah, Reid, he called." "He wants to look at my apartment." "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "He called you?" "Bright, you have to pick him as your new roommate." "He'd be perfect." "So you can stalk him outside of the hospital?" "I'm not stalking him." "I am admiring him." "Those are two very different verbs." "Really?" "Well, maybe I'd consider Reid to be my roommate if you'd tell me what flight Hannah's coming in on... and, like, what time... and, like, other things I might not know about the airport, like how to get there." "I don't take kindly to manipulation, brother man." "Hmm." "Okay, well..." "That being said, I know she'd probably rather see you than me." "She probably just doesn't want to ask because she doesn't want to seem needy." "But since I know that you know that that's completely ridiculous and I know that she'd rather see you than me " "Okay, how much longer with this?" "Wrapping it up." "She gets in on friday, 3:00." "Park in lot "C."" "Now, is Reid gonna be your new roommate?" "Oh, yeah, I'll look very carefully at his application." "Bright!" "Stop shouting, for heaven's sake." "Bright!" "What a nice surprise." "Hey, mama cita." "Mom, we should get going." "Don't want to be late for your last round of chemo." "Well, Bright can take me." "Can't you, dear?" "We've got so much to catch up on." "I want to hear all about the roommate hunt." "Actually, I was already planning to " "I forgot my stupid landlord has to come over about the showerhead." "You know what?" "No way." "I'll reschedule it." "You really don't need to." "I'm here, schedule-free." "Well, let's just get going already." "We're late enough as it is." "See?" "She hates me." "Not any more than the rest of us." "Hey." "You're being paranoid." "She's fine." "We need to talk." "I'm very upset with you, Nina." "What?" "You don't think I have a right to be?" "I think that you are a piece of work, Andy Brown." "You're upset with me?" "You tell me that you're in love with me, you kiss me, and then you take off, avoid me, and act like nothing happened." "Okay." "You're right." "I did all those things." "And they were wrong." "And I'm sorry." "But you never called me, and you should have." "I was waiting." "You were waiting?" "That's it?" "That's all you got?" "I got to admit -- that's pretty pathetic, even for you." "Okay." "All right." "You know what?" "I shouldn't have expected you to call, even though you promised that you would." "I should have assumed you would take the coward's way out." " I'm -- you left town!" " You left first." "I didn't have a choice." "You know that." "What I know is that we both did some things that were questionable." "And I am coming in here to apologize, and you are being unreasonable." "Fine, I apologize for not calling you, Andy." "But I didn't want to tell you over the phone " "That you were choosing Jake." "Yes, that I was choosing Jake." "I figured that out after a week of not hearing from you." "But what I haven't figured out is why, not that it much matters anymore." "There were lots of reasons." "Yeah, I know." "His romantic gesture topped mine." "It's hard to beat Hawaii." "Is that what you think, that he bought me with a bigger present?" "I don't know, Nina." "No." "I mean, yes." "Yes." "I think I'm the better man, and I don't understand " "No." "No, you don't understand." "You've never understood." "That is the problem." "What you did wasn't romantic." "It was selfish." "Andy, he was moving into my house." "Maybe my timing was off, but at least I was being honest, which is more than I can say for you." "When was I ever dishonest?" "You never told me you had feelings for me." "I had to find that out from Jake." "I never told you because there was never an opportunity, Andy." "You were always with somebody else." "And unlike you, I don't impose my crap upon other people unless they're in a place to handle my crap, which is a place that you've just never been." "Well, maybe if you'd given me a chance." "You had plenty of chances." "Wow." "Your sister was right." "This place is awesome." "You would not believe some of the crap out there." "I saw this one studio." "It was, like, the size of your bathroom." "The guy was asking like $1,200 a month." "I've talked to about 20 people so far, and they've all said the same thing." "20 people?" "Damn." "And that is a decent-size closet." "Oh, my " " I could actually fit stuff in here." "Look, Reid, before you get too excited about where you're gonna put your shoe rack," "I got to be honest " " I don't really see it happening, so..." "Seriously?" "I mean, I think I could fit like five shoe racks in here." "No, I'm talking about you and I living together." "I don't see it." "I mean, you're obviously all type of intellectualized." "And, you know, being in med school and everything -- some people would see that as a bonus." "Don't get me wrong." "I just " " I'm not some people." "Really?" "Dude, I'm only like two years younger than you." "I can barely tie my own shoes." "I'm, like, thrilled I got myself enrolled in a J.C. class." "You -- you probably wake up with the morning paper, coffee, and doughnuts, although doughnuts are just perfectly fine " "Bright, Bright, don't even worry about it." "I get it." "Okay." "Cool." " You get what?" " You've seen 20 people so far." "It's obvious you're not looking for just any roommate." "Yeah." "Actually, I'm not." "I'm waiting for my best friend to get his crap together and come home from wherever the hell he is." "You don't know where your best friend is, but you're not renting out your extra room in case he decides to come home and move in with you?" "Well, it sounds a lot worse when you say it out loud like that, but, yeah." "Actually, it sounds like every complicated relationship I have ever had." "Is this the guy?" "Oh, no, no." "That's a different guy." "Damn." "Looks just like Doug." "Who's Doug?" "He's my old partner." "We used to live together, actually, but then he moved out to Boston for school this year, so it sucks." "That does suck." "Um, sorry to hear that." "Actually, Colin and I were just friends." "I'm sorry." "I'm late for like six different appointments right now, so I'm just gonna let you... mull -- whatever it is you need to do -- and just leave with one final thought." "I have a plasma TV." "So think about it." "Let me know." "And seriously, whatever happens, good luck with your friend." "I know how that goes." "Believe me, it's tough trying to make new best friends after a certain point in your life." "How do you catch them up on everything they already missed?" "Yeah, you're right." "You know that?" " I'll catch you later." " All right." "Nice meeting you." "All righty, nurse Louise." "Hit the fan." "Oh, yes." "Yes." "This is perfect." "Yes!" "No, no!" "No, no!" "Stop the fan!" "Stop the fan!" "Louise, stop the fan!" "You bring nothing but misery, woman." "Well, I did what you told me to do." "I talked to her." "That a parakeet on the floor?" "Never mind about that." "How did it go?" "Well, highlights are that I'm selfish." "I'm egomaniacal." "I wouldn't deserve her even if she wanted me, which, by the way, she doesn't." "And the worst part of it is that I had this great speech planned." "I was gonna tell her that I understood her decision, that I respected it, that even though she chose Jake over me, that I would always be here for her." "Instead, I called her a coward." " You called her a coward?" " Well, not on purpose." "Oh, god." "I'm a 52-year-old man lying on a couch, crying about a woman." "Isn't that pathetic?" "Do you feel it's pathetic?" "All right, we may have hit a wee bump in the road here." "There's nothing that can't be fixed." "There's nothing wee about it." "She doesn't love me." "I mean, there's nothing to fix." "She actually say that?" "Did she actually say that she doesn't love you?" "I just told you what she said." "She's angry." "That's reasonable." "Anger -- that passes in time." "Did she tell you that she loved Jake and did not love you?" "No, she said there were reasons why she picked him." "She didn't say what those reasons were, but I " "Those could be bad reasons." "They could be temporary reasons." "What am I supposed to do -- challenge Jake to a duel so I can force her to pick me?" "I'm not gonna humiliate mysel fall over again, not when she's made it perfectly clear that she doesn't want that." "Maybe she doesn't know what she wants, but if you're not willing to feel a little humiliated for the length of time it takes her to figure that out, then she's probably right -- you don't deserve her." "You left these in the dryer." "I folded them for you." "Oh, thanks." "You didn't need to do that." "Why are you doing this, Amy?" "Why am I doing what?" "You're the one that's acting all weird." "Why are you staying here this year?" "Why didn't you apply for a dorm at AM?" "Why didn't you go to Princeton, like you were supposed to?" "Because..." "I'm needed here, mom." "As much as you don't seem to want my help, you need it." "So you can go ahead and stay mad at me, even though I really don't think I deserve it, not that you are really mad at me." "No, I am mad at you." "Oh, you are?" "Seriously?" "The way you mother me and patronize me." "I don't do that." "Yes, you do." "At least, that's how I feel when you're looking after me like I'm some job that you want to do well so you can show your father and he'll be proud of you." "It's so disconnected from me and anything that I'm going through." "Well, I'm sorry that I made you feel that way." "I didn't mean to." "I know you didn't." "I hate that you gave up Princeton for me." "What?" "And you're right." "I do need you." "And I hate that I do." "And I feel guilty that I do." "Parents shouldn't need their children this much." "It's unnatural." "Mom, I want to be here." "I'm so happy." "I chose to be here." "But you'll resent me for it someday." "You might." "You don't know, Amy." "Why didn't you tell me this before?" "I don't know." "I find it hard to talk to you sometimes." "Well, I find it hard to talk to you sometimes, too." "I mean, it's not like we've had much practice, even before the..." "Listen, maybe your father should take me to my next few appointments." "Your classes are going to start soon." "You need to be a college student for a while." "No." "Excuse me?" "I mean, if it's okay with you, mom, I think I'd rather keep taking you." "I mean, I know we didn't talk about stuff before, but it doesn't mean we can't start now." "Hello?" "What are you doing here?" "Hannah." "Stop walking." "Stay right where you are, Bright Abbott." "Oh, your sister is in serious trouble." "This is a betrayal of great proportions." "Okay." "Where are you?" "All right, I'll tell you if you promise not to approach me until I say you can." "Oh, yeah, I promise." "Okay, fine." "Turn left." "Lefter." "See that pole-y thingy?" "Oh." "Uh-huh." "Hey, you promised." "Well, I didn't know you were still looking." "I don't really know what you're doing here, but this is just very awkward." "Why?" "Do you have another dude with you?" "No." "I don't have another dude with me." "I'm just " "I'm -- oh, for gosh sakes." "Whoa!" "Don't speak." " I " " Don't speak." "There is nothing that you can say right now that will make this moment other than utterly horrifying and fodder for my future therapy sessions." "Okay." "Okay, so, here's the deal." "There are a lot of reasons I didn't want you picking me up today." "The fact that my hair actually produces sound at the moment wasn't even the biggest one." "Wait." "It produces sound?" "Oh, that is sweet." "Yeah." "So, um... okay." "That kiss was really amazing." "And it's not like I haven't thought about it all summer, but maybe you haven't." "And really, that's totally fine, because we never really discussed what it meant." "And now that I've been gone for two months, maybe you came to the realization that it didn't mean anything." "And I just wouldn't want us to not be able to be friends because of a stupid kiss." "I mean, not that I thought it was stupid, but, you know, again, if you did, that's... fine." "So..." "Um, you can talk now." "Okay." "Why are you here?" "I missed you." "Do you want to be my date to a wedding this weekend?" "Yeah." "Cool." "That's your stuff?" "Okay." "So, hey, what's up with the scribble?" "This?" "The scribble right there -- what is that?" "Oh, um, I don't know." "I was just trying to get the pen to work." "Why?" "Oh." "No reason." "Just that's what I thought." "Sam is finally asleep." "The lights are off downstairs." "And I am not waking up tomorrow until... never." "Well, that sounds good, except the vitamin-water people are meeting us at 9:00 at the restaurant to tell us why we need to carry their brand." "No, water's bad." "Vitamins are evil." "I know." "So, any idea what we're calling the place yet, in case they ask?" "Maybe it doesn't need a name." "Maybe we could just change the name every week, and it'd be like a thing." "Or maybe we could get the people to name it." "It's be like a reality show, and they'd just participate -- be good." "Well, that sounds good... although I had another idea." "Now, I don't want you to feel married to this at all, okay?" "This is just a mock-up." "Oh, my god." "I figured, buying this restaurant was the first step toward our future together." "It may have started out as a business investment, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized -- it's an investment in us, me and you and our new life." "And Sam is a part of that new life." "He's one of the biggest parts." "So I thought it might make sense to name the place after him, since it's gonna be his one day." "What do you think?" "I love it." "You do?" "I love you." "I love you, too." "No, I mean, I love you -- really, truly, in a big way." "Well, you sound surprised by that." "No, I always knew that you were this great guy with a huge heart, but I never realized how much you mean to me." "I couldn't bear the thought of not being with you." "I feel the same way." "What is it?" "There's something I have to tell you." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Just so you know, I'm only letting you drive with us because your car's in the shop." "I don't want you getting used to being the third wheel on my dates with Hannah." "She and I are a couple now, and couples need alone time." "Grandma's wedding doesn't count as a date, loser." "I'm in a tux." "It's a date." "You're an idiot." "Hey, whatever happened with Reid?" "Did he call you?" "Yeah." "Really?" "He's moving in this weekend." "I didn't tell you?" "Will you shut up?" "For real?" "Are you messing with me?" "No, I'm not messing with you." " A really great guy, too." " I know." "I can see why you like him." "Too bad he's gay." "What?" "Yeah." "Reid's a big homosexual." "I heard the car." "You look... wow." "Thank you." "Exactly how gay is he?" "Oh, my gosh!" "You look so gorgeous!" "How are you?" "It's so good to see you!" "I missed you, too!" "How was your summer?" "Come on, Delia." "If you don't hurry up, there won't be any appetizers left." "Yeah, you don't want to miss the crab cakes." "Trust me." "I picked the caterers." "You look beautiful." "Is it too late to apologize?" "No." "But you don't have to." "See, the thing is, is that, um, I was just " " I was angry." "Yeah, you had every right to be." "Maybe, but I think my anger was confusing the bigger issue." "And once I got all the really mean stuff out, I finally saw the big picture, and... the thing is, is I love Jake." "Well, that's great, Nina." "I'm happy for you." "Yeah, me too." "I love him more than I even realized, which is how I realized that you're not in love with me." "I know you think you are, but you're not." "And the reason that I know that is because I thought that I was in love with you last year." "But it wasn't real." "I was just " " I was lost." "And I think sometimes, when you get to the empty place and there's someone who understands you, it's easy to confuse that feeling for -- for love, but it's not the same thing." "Maybe you're right." "I want us to be friends again, like it's always been." "Can we do that?" "I don't see why not." "A month ago, when I sat down to write these vows, the first thought that came to my head was," ""if I had a chance to write my life story, this would be the best chapter."" "And then I realized I did write the story of my life and you, Edna, were the inspiration." "My darling Irv, you took my broken heart in your giant teddy-bear hands, and you fixed it." "You healed it with your softness, your kindness." "And then you put it in your pocket and you carried it away with you." "Now it's yours." "It will never be anyone else's." "I promise you this today and every day until forever runs out." "Can I kiss her now?" "Almost." "Oh, to hell with that." "Oh, no, no, no." "For heaven's sake, Bright, just hold your chicken in your lap." "You cold?" "A little." "Jake went to get my wrap from the car." "Want to dance?" "A friendly tango." "Are you okay?" "You seem a bit upset." "No." "No, I'm okay." "Hey, I thought we were gonna talk about stuff now." "Maybe I can help." "I have a crush on a gay guy." "More champagne?" "Here you go, babe." "Thank you." "Do you mind if I cut in?" "Not at all." "Ready to go home, kiddo?" "Yeah, I'm ready." "Ephram!"