"Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies around like a lot of old 'tards here." "Let's see a real bet." "Twice." " That's better." " Fold." "All in." "Good morning mate." "Delivery for you." "Fresh as you like." "Bloody hell." "What you plan on doing with that?" "I'm gonna chop his head off." " You know I'm a vegetarian?" "!" " For Christ sake Tim!" "I'm not asking you to fucking eat it." "Only chop the head off." "Ben, I can't mate." "Really, I can't." "The head.." "Is mine." "All right." "Johnny's got the head." "I've got the belly." "Which leaves you the legs the gut or the fucking tale." "Where's the other fellow?" "You're late." "Did I not make myself clear?" "!" "The other fellow, where is he?" "We can handle it!" "Guarantied!" "I need three of you inside." "You've got three of us." "You mean to tell me that tinker bell here is gonna go inside?" "No.." "Tinker.." "Tim.. will stay in the van." "All right." "So Tink takes the wheel whilst you and loud ass there go inside?" "The two of you?" " I trust him with my life." " Yeah, well I don't." "So you find someone else, otherwise, the deal is of, all right?" "!" "All right." "I'll find another guy." "Okay?" "If.." "And I mean if this goes according to plan.." "He's got a ring." "You take it!" "The ring is very important to him." "You might say it's his little friend." "Adios." "Fucking tosser!" " Hello?" " Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Michael happy birthday to you." "Wow, I'm touched." "Love you so much." "Sounds like I'll come in for a very good night tonight?" "!" "Oh yes, but it was different in my dreams." "Why is that?" "You've been having those dirty dreams about me again?" "Hmm, but it happened in a Polish restaurant." " Oh shit." " Oh yes." "No, that's no good, cause since you've met me, all your dreams have come true." "I know Michael." "Look.." "I've ordered a table at Gordon's, just the two of us." "We have to be there in an hour." "An hour?" "Yes." "Well, at least it's not Polish." "Definitely not." "And I have a surprise for you." "Yeah, you should do." "Besides, I've got a little surprise for you too." "Surprise?" "!" "I'm finally going to meet the queen?" "Who told you?" "Everybody's talking about it." "No, but.." "I do have a little.." "Michael?" "Michael?" "Now, there is a surprise." "What?" "I'll be there in a jiffy." "Okay." "What the shitty fuck?" "!" "Let go of me!" "What the fuck?" "!" "Take it off!" "Please, let go of me." "Help?" "!" "I'll give you anything!" "You work for her Majesty?" "What's it got to do with you?" "You'd take a bullet in your bullocks for queen and country?" "What?" "Even though the old deer makes you work on your fucking birthday." "Johnny, you fucker!" "Happy birthday mate." "God save the Queen." "Piss off Ben!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let me out!" "You scared the shit out of me." "Here." "Happy birthday fellow." "Yeah, what were you doing with that bunny rabbit, eh?" "That is Jess.." "Well it was just Jessica's present." "I was thinking about you, the whole time." "Oh, you pervert." " And you?" " Sorry Michael." "We just wanted to give you the best surprise ever." "Oh why, well you certainly did that Tim." "No problem there!" "All right, let's go!" " Go?" "Go where?" " Here." "All right, what?" "!" "A wrank looking strip club." "Even you're not thick enough to think of going there." "Oh yeah, we forgot." "You're into cuddly toys now, aren't you?" "I am not going in there!" "I don't care what you say, I've had enough!" "Jessica." " Mickey?" "!" " No." "I'm sorry, I've got to go." " Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me." " Mickey, for fuck's sake." "Will you just calm down?" "!" "Mickey please?" "!" "Look!" "I have to go and see Jessica, all right?" "!" "She's waiting for me." "All right." "I see the surprise is out the window." "But we have to go and tell the girls." "Please, ten minutes?" "!" "No, thank you." "It's not my business!" "Come on mate please, for fuck's sake, do us a favor." "All right, five minutes, all right?" "!" "And not a heartbeat more!" "Okay Mickey." "Just turn the van around." "These girls might take us by force." "Hopefully." "You sure are fucking cunts!" "Let me tell you what John." "He's gonna go apeshit when he finds out." "It's a fact mate." "Fuck you and your facts Tim." "We stick to the plan!" "Here" "We're closed." "Closed or not mate, I have to drop this off." "You're not dropping anything off mate." "I told you, the bar is closed." "So fuck off and come back tomorrow!" "Shut it dickhead!" "You know the trouble with the world right now Karl?" "Not enough trust." "But I'm gonna trust these cards." "When I said use your head, I meant your own one." "Fresh meat." "What?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Don't you flinch!" "Put your hands on the table!" "Where I can see them!" "What the fuck is going on here?" "Shut your mouth!" "Or I'll shut it for you!" "Open it up!" "Come on!" "I think you pricks are a little confused." "Slowly, don't you make me fucking nervous." "Come on!" "Do you have any idea who owns this establishment?" "Who sent you?" "The international red fucking cross!" "Let's gather the harvest." "Come on gentlemen!" "Come on!" "Faster gentlemen!" "Faster!" "I said.." "Five minutes!" "Fuck!" "Come on!" "Faster, you fucking cripple!" "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Like what?" "Your ring!" "Are you deaf?" "!" "Put the ring on the fucking table!" "Shoot!" "What?" "Shoot him!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "I can't.." "I can't do it!" "Fuck!" "Shoot him!" "Motherfucker I'm telling you!" "I can't!" "Pour his fucking brains out!" "Now!" "I can't." "You're such a fucking pussy!" "Oh fu.." "Get back!" "I promise I'll aim better next time." "You're fucking mental!" "Really?" "!" "You're not the first to notice." "I'll find you!" "I'll fucking find you!" "And when I do.." "I'll cut of your fucking balls.." "And when you fucking eat them.." "I'm gonna pull them out of your fucking asshole with this hand!" "You fucking fat cunt!" "Oy?" "!" "Is this what you were looking for?" "What?" "Don't play silly puppets with me!" "You wanted your play with his ring didn't you?" "Well, as it happens.." "I've grown quite fond of it." "I think I'll just adopt to it." "I'll think of it as a present!" "Fucking knew." "You fucking snake!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Now!" "Move!" "Fucking move!" "You come and investigate, you're the police." "I'll call you back." "Mickey start the van!" "Wait, what happened?" "Drive!" "Just fucking drive!" "Now wait a minute." " Move!" " All right!" "Shittin' Jesus Christ." "What was all that about?" "Nothing Mickey." " We're all good." " Good?" "!" "How can it be good Johnny?" "I heard a fucking gunshot!" "Need to clear your ears out mate." "Probably just been foy." "Oh fuck off Ben!" "Calm down Mickey." "Girls just.." "Got a bit upset, that's all." "But we got you a present." "Piss off with your presents!" "Are you sure about that?" "Don't think you want me fucking around with your future." "What is that?" "Problems with your eyesight, lad?" "!" "Oh fuck!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "What did you do Johnny?" "Eh?" "What the fuck did you do?" "Set you up mate." "Tell me you're just having another laugh, all right?" "!" "Tell me that this is just a fucking wind-up." "Not really." "I know you're pissed off now mate." "But please just try to calm down." "You tell me to calm down just one more time" "I will fucking end you!" "Look at it, we always said we were to start it new." "Now we can." "All of us." "We're sorted." "Whose money is that?" "Look at it as a long-term loan." "With payment optional." "Who saw you?" "you?" "As far as I'm aware, no one!" "You're in the clear mate." "And by the time those guys sort themselves out, we'll be long gone." "Gone?" "!" "Gone where?" "Malaysia my friend." "Sunshine." "Paradise is just around the corner." "And we've got a place for you." "If you're willing to join us." "Shit!" "This is fucking real?" "!" "You really are all just the sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?" "!" "You're right Johnny, you clever bastard." "Nobody did see me." "So I weren't there." "Just so we're clear?" "!" "I didn't do anything!" "You don't know me." "And I don't know you." "Any of you!" "And if I ever see you again." "You're fucking dead!" "I'll kill ya'll!" "His name's John." "I don't know his last name." "That's all I know Paul, I swear." "Believe me." "I know I fucked up, I fucked up big-time Paul." "But give me a chance, yeah?" "And I'll get the fuckers myself." "I promise." "They'll pay." "Yeah, they'll pay." "I'll get the fuckers myself, and they'll pay." "I promise you they'll pay, ok?" "I'll get them!" "I'll get them Paul." "Yeah?" "I'll get them.." "Pst!" "(SHUT THE) Fuck up!" "(OR) I'll crush you!" "I believe you." "Yeah?" "Everybody pays." "Yeah." "He was in the fucking van." "He seems fucking familiar to me." "How come?" "If that really is him then.." "Then we've just been fucked by the honorary guard of her" "Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the fucking second." "If we get this little prick, we find the others." "I want you to take all of our boys find out where they fucking live where they drink and even if they're coming up to the queen of fucking England" "I want them crown jewels." " Hello?" " Where are you?" "Oh, Jess." "Yeah, I.." "I'm sorry darling." " I'm waiting." " Yeah, I'm on my way there now." "Are you ok?" "What's the matter with you?" "No no.." "No." "Everything's honky.." "Everything's fine!" "Hurry up then." "Yes, yes!" "I'll be there in a minute, all right?" "!" "Oh fuck!" " Oh shit!" " He's inside!" "Fuck!" "Shit." "Fucker's got away." "I need to go to the toilet." "Tim, what the fuck are you doing?" "!" "You don't know me!" "I'll be back in a sec." "Excuse me." "Jesus Christ!" "I promised ya'll I'd kill you!" "Michael, I'm sorry!" "I wanted to tell you, honestly." "Where is it?" "I'm sorry." "Where is it?" "It's on me!" "Fuck!" "Michael, don't do this!" "Listen, right!" "There's no way back!" "Mike, what the fuck are you doing?" "Mickey.." "They found me Johnny!" "Do you understand me?" "!" "They found me and then nearly fucking killed me!" "Fuck you Mickeeey!" "This is the final boarding call for passengers on the flight F43421C to Kuala Lumpur." "Please proceed to gate C, immediately." "Thick clouds of ash flew up today forcing airlines to cancel thousands of flights." "It drifted at high altitudes south  east, from an erupting volcano in Iceland." "The airspace shut-down was one of the most sweeping ever ordered in peace time." "The cloud made up of minute particles of silicate, that can severely damage jet engines, left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of some of the world's busiest airports, as it spread over Britain and towards continental Europe." "5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily flights across Europe were cancelled, or redirected to the nearest available airports, as the results of the ash plume." "The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajökull, was reported to be drifting at 18,000-33,000 feet above the earth." "At those altitudes, the cloud is directly in the road of commercial airliners..." "Are you complete idiot?" "Where are you walking?" "Fuck off the road!" "Excuse me mate." "Where are we?" "Do you hear me?" "FUCK OFF THE ROAD!" "Sorry mate, I don't speak Malaysian, I'm sorry." "We found them." "It was about fucking time." "They didn't get as far as Malaysia." "Some big volcano has just erupted in Iceland." "The flight redirected." "To Lithuania." "Lith-a-fucking what?" "Lithuania?" "!" "Not Malaysia?" "!" "It's in Eastern fucking Europe." "And the bastards are still there." "How?" "I mean how?" "How?" "How did I get here?" "You arrive here about two hours ago from the airport with three friends." "I like them fucking Islandicks." "But I like the volcanoes even better." "Let's get our asses fucking out there." "Hey barman, give me some vodka." "Cheers fellow." "Benny my boy, lucky tonight." "See you back at the hotel." "I'll see you later." "Ben, don't you think we should get back to the hotel." "You've gone fucking soft?" "!" "I'm not going back to some shitty hotel!" "Hello boys." "Our hen party needs some company." "Where're you from?" "England." "Fuck, yes!" "British!" " Come on girls, surround them." " All right ladies." "Right here, fucking right here!" "Fuck!" "Oh, you dumb fucks!" " Hello?" " Michael?" "Jessica, thank God!" "Were you ever planning on calling me back?" "How could you?" "What the hell is going on?" "What are you doing?" "Do you have any idea how I feel?" "Yes!" "Yes I know." "I'll be back in a couple of hours, I promise!" " I don't give a shit about your promises.." " Jessie listen!" " To what?" " Airport please mate." "You're going to the airport?" "Without me?" "Good night my friend." "And you can't even explain to me where you pissed off to?" "!" "Why is that?" "Just don't call me anymore." "I don't want to hear shit anymore." "Jess, it's very, very confusing!" "Is it?" "But you have to trust me!" "Are you sober?" "Yes!" "So where are you then?" "Lithuan.." "Oh, Jesus Christ." " It doesn't really matter." " Yes, it does." "I will explain everything to you, when it becomes clear." "Why've we stop.." "Look, can you just wait a minute?" "Why've we stopped?" "Look!" "I need to get to the airport mate!" "I'm in a bit of a hurry.." "Who's this now?" "Money, cellphone..." "Take out everything you have..." "Everything, I said." "What's going on?" " What the hell is happening?" " What are you doing to me?" "Are you at a party?" "Fucking catch him!" "I can't ." "Bastard broke my nose." "He got away, son of a bitch!" "You're a son of a bitch Michael." "How can you have fun when my heart's broken?" "How can I have ever gotten with you?" "And you have nothing to say for yourself?" "You can't even explain yourself?" "Fuck you.." "How much is in there?" "A lot..." "Oh fuck!" "Oh Jesus Christ." "Hi." "I don't even know how I got here." "I don't know where any of my friends are and I need help!" "Is your room 1402?" "No, yea.." "I don't know, why?" "We came back.." "Hmm..." "Men!" "We said we're friends of yours." "Did they now?" "!" "Johnny?" "!" "Johnny where are you?" "!" "Show me your faces you li.." " Fuck!" "Shit!" " That's him!" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "I was going to ask you the same thing." "Oh now, there's been some kind of a mistake." "Mistake?" "!" "Where there's a lot of greed, there's plenty of mistakes." "No!" "You see, I didn't know anything." "They set me up." "They ruined my plan." "Plan?" "!" "Your plan is going to end up the same way as Karl's." "Where is the money?" "It was in here." "I wanted to give it back to you." "I swear to God, I wanted to give it back to you." "Where's my fucking ring?" "What ring?" "I don't know, I don't know." "Get him up!" "Get him up!" "Okay, it's.." "It's in my pocket." "Where's my fucking ring?" " I just gave.." " Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring!" "Does that ring any bells with you?" "Now where's my fucking ring?" "I don't have anything else to give to you." "I don't even fucking know how I got here, what more can I fucking give." " Shut the fuck up!" " Fucking hell!" "Get him in there!" "You must fucking like this?" "!" "Open the door!" "Police." "Hello." "These guys." "You know them?" " Yes. yes, I know them, yes." " Good." "You must go with us." "Come on!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Don't look like we're leaving this place any time soon lads." "We need a motor." "Let's go find uncle Sam." "Officer?" "!" "Sir?" "!" "The Mob.." "Gangsters.." "From London, really, very, very serious men." "They're in my hotel." "They want their money." "But, it was taken, you see, it's all gone." "You know this?" "You want me to be honest with you?" "!" "They're not my actual friends." "In fact, I barely fucking know them, but that is not important." "They are going to kill me." "You have to believe me!" "What's money?" "Who robbed you?" "You?" "How much money?" "When?" "Money, I.." "What money?" "No, no, no.." "It's all good." "It's my fuck-up." "All four have silencers..." "and two magazines for each..." "Four iron dicks and two balls for each." "How much for all of them?" "How much?" "Five grand..." "Can't sell for less... 8,000." "You won't find any cheaper." "Is that right?" "Is that so?" "Cheeky little fucker, isn't he?" "Fuck it." "Pay him and let's get out of here." "Do you fucking believe this shit?" "!" "Here That's him." "What's your name?" "What?" "Vova." "Ok Vova, listen very carefully, I'm only gonna say this once." "Where did you get that fucking watch?" "Help." "Help." "Come on, priest!" "My boner's so big, it could hold up the table." "What?" "Holy Mary, mother of Christ!" "Who are you...?" "Father, can you help me?" "Can you please help me?" "Jesus!" "What're you doing?" "Maybe he hasn't seen my face yet?" "Don't be an idiot..." "Excuse me?" "Will you please.." "Fucking help me?" "Well, what?" "Please?" "!" "Help me!" "Okay." "Okay." "So?" "Why, God damn it, is he naked?" "What does he want?" "He wants to go to fucking confession." "FUCKING WHAT?" "What, what?" "He's asking for help!" "We're the ones who are going to need help!" "He'll tell everyone that we found him..." "Everyone will know that I was with a hooker..." "My career is screwed!" "Please?" "!" "People, hear me out!" "I" "Have money!" "If we can just get back to my fucking hotel" "I can pay you as much money as you fucking want!" "Just please?" "!" "Fucking help me!" "Okay." "Wait a minute..." "Church of Immaculate Conception." "Here, cover your balls..." "Who the fuck are you?" "Oh shit." "I can't cut this fucking shit!" "Try with a hammer..." "Fuck your hammer!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh fuck!" "Fuck it." "God damn it!" "Hey..." "Are you fucking insane?" "What are you doing in there?" "Fuck..." "What the hell..." "I have nothing to do with this..." "He was like that... we..." "we found him like that..." "Please, I shouldn't be here." "Please, I haven't seen anything." "Just.." "Just let me go." "What have you done to him?" "Me?" "Jesus!" "Are you a complete idiot?" "We found him like that... nailed." "I'm trying to pull him off the cross." "Please, help me." "I don't need this shit." "I'm calling the cops..." "No!" "Wait..." "Don't do anything!" "Listen..." "I'm getting my arse out of here." "Wait .." "Wait here and watch him .." "Yeah..." "Should I show him my tits as well?" "As if you have anything to show..." "You don't know anything..." " You came to your flat and..." " And?" "!" "Shut up!" "And nothing..." "Empty." "Catch him, he stole my radiator!" "What are you looking at?" "It's your radiator!" "What the fuck is going on here?" "That's him." "Well get the fucker!" "Antanas." "I need to go to Mass." "Come on!" "It's my first time here and it's really, very nice." "Oh really?" "!" "We can stop at my place." " Sorry, I've got to go." " So soon?" "The fucker's still alive..." "Who the fuck are you?" "What the fuck is going on?" "Leave me be." "This fucker will definitely turn us in." "Back to the grave fucker!" "I'll kill you!" "What are you doing?" "Calm down!" "Listen to me!" "They're fine..." "Check them all." "I'm telling you they're good." "More real than St. Teresa's tits." "OK." "I've got some tourists visiting today..." "Where from?" "They don't have signs stapled to their asses, but they paid with the same money." "Copper, where is my fucking money?" "Let me go!" "Fuck!" "One more time." "Where is the fucking money?" "I'll tell..." "I'll tell..." "Fucking drive!" "Where is it?" "Where is it?" "It's under the sofa." "All right." "Fucking get it out!" "Now open the bag!" " Is it all there?" " I don't know, count it." "Count it?" "!" "Fucking moron!" "Fucking prick!" "Hello?" "You piece of shit!" "Asshole!" "You haven't even bothered to apologize." "Look, Jessica.." "Jessica, please just listen to me, all right, you don't understand." "Oh I understand all right!" "You and your Lithuanian bitches!" "You met another woman." " Some other fucking bitch." " Jess will you hold please." " I know it.." " Just fucking hold!" "Ahh Jesus." "Can you move?" "Your fucking radiator is on top of me." "My radiator?" "!" "Ask me.." "How I've become attached to this fucking radiator." "I should have killed you in that fucking apartment." "Fuck you!" "Help!" "You skinny, Lithuanian bitch!" "I trusted you!" "And you left me naked covered in claret (BLOOD) handcuffed!" "Hey, steady.." "It's my phone." "It's in the pocket." "Can you help?" "Help.. you?" "!" "Well yeah." "Since you can't help yourself, ha?" "!" "Fine." "Woa, woa, woa.." "Lads, lads, lads.." "Wh.." "What's going on?" "Wh.." "What're you doing to me?" "Hey, I'm military!" "Do you understand that?" "That means they'll come looking for me." "And they'll find me to." "That.." "That.." "That is for sure!" "Oh, come on lads." "I work for her Majesty' service." "Do you understand?" "The Queen?" "Oh come on, lads." "I'm the head of the honorary guard." "I'm a very important person!" "Yeah?" "!" "You fucking dead." "Staska, is that you?" "Your Saule is a real slut yesterday she came back with a couple of wankers." "I didn't know them." "Fuck." "Tim, get up!" "I don't mean to be rude, darling, but.." "Do we know each other?" "Fuck you." "And by the way.." "You both having me a striptease for my party." "Aw fuck!" "Where'd you get my ring from?" "You gave it to me as my wedding gift." "Wedding?" "!" "What fucking wedding?" "My wedding, your gift!" "Do you remember anything?" "Whatever!" "I want my ring!" "Let me go man!" "This ring costs too much to give to some fucking.." "Fucking hell." "Fuck!" "Staska." "Who's that?" "My fiancé." "We are getting married tomorrow." "All right." "Maybe your boyfriend can take us to the hotel." "Jesus Christ, I'll fucking pay him." "Saule, I brought clothes for the musicians..." "When are they arriving?" "What clothes?" "Sober up!" "Wedding's tomorrow." "Or are you going to sing?" "!" "You dirty bastard!" "That is not fucking me!" "Staska." "Fucking take it." "Who's that?" "Look at what those bastards have done." "I've already told Staska." "I've seen everything." "You can't see anything!" "Staska easy..." "Look, love.." "Just give us the ring back and we'll fucking leave." "Yeah." "We've got to make a move, to be honest." "It's been an absolute pleasure." "Leave the fucking ring, yeah?" "!" "Peace." "Bye bye." "What the fuck is all this "pyst" and "bai bai"?" "They are tourists, Staska..." "They're from England." "Where Andzeika was deported from." "They came here by accident, they thought it was a hotel." "What kind of hotel... in my house?" "Where does it say that my house is a hotel?" "Staska, calm down..." "These people are from the West..." "What will the world think about us?" "No, you calm down!" "In a second, the world will become very small for you..." "Staska, hold on, you don't understand." "These poor people are gays from London." "Look at them." "They came to that gay parade and got lost." "My house, a gay hotel?" "!" "Staska..." "Listen..." "I don't remember much myself I will show them a fucking parade..." "I will..." "Staska, listen..." "They are only tourists..." "Shut up, you slut..." "Staska!" "I'm no slut!" "I've got dreams..." "What?" "Dreams!" "I want to be a film critic..." "Fucking WHAT?" "I'll make you a film critic myself..." "I'll make film critics out of all of you." "Staska, what's going on?" "Gay tourists just made a pit stop in my bed!" "Bastards!" "Come here!" "I'll fucking show you Lithuania!" "Fuck!" "Forrest Timmy!" "Run for the switch!" "Hey pal!" "Can you help us?" "Why the fuck he's running for." "What's he.." "Oh for fuck's sake." "Why would you change the side of the fucking steering wheel?" "!" "Why would you fucking do that?" "!" " Move over you fucking cunt." " This fucking country is mental." "Just drive ok?" "!" "Shut the fuck up Timmy!" "Fuck!" "Our van!" "Staska... cops... ambush..." "An ambush, fucking shit..." "Fucking tourists..." "Well don't just sit there." "Call Johnny." "With what, eh?" "!" "The fucking phone?" "!" "It's in the forest somewhere." "You fucking twat." "BORDERLAND" "Come on." "Fucking get up!" "Where?" "Which way?" "Well I don't know, do I?" "Hey Tim, look at all this grass." "You eat like a fucking rabbit, don't you?" "!" "I knew this would go tits up." "But like a mug" "I've signed up for it." "With another mug." "You!" "Fuck off!" "What?" "It's a fucking tattoo." "When?" "You are a fucking twat!" "Jesus Christ!" "That ain't Jesus." "Not at all." "Excuse me please" " Are we arrive?" " Who?" "You?" "We." "Arrive." "Where you from please?" "Who, Me?" "!" "I'm from England." "Where the fuck are you from?" "And what you're doing all cooped-up in there?" "England." "England." " England." " Get the fuck off!" "Thank you my friend." "What the fuck are you doing?" "!" "BAR "LAIR"" "We're short on strong beer." "Excuse me." "Do you speak English?" "We're a bit lost, yeah?" "!" "And we need to call a taxi." "Taxi?" "We need to go back to the.." "Hotel." "Andzeika." "Andzeika!" "SPEAKS POLISH What do you want?" "What!" "What!" "?" "Don't listen to him." "Andzeika worked in England, in construction somewhere..." "Then he murdered someone there, but got away..." "he proved he's nuts." "Hello." "We need to call a taxi." "English!" "SPEAKS POLISH Do you know how badly they fucked us there?" "They fucking cheated us!" "You want call kurwa (WHORE)?" "Twenty ponds kurwa." "One minute." "What?" "We only need to call a taxi." "Kurwa, twenty five pounds." "Fuck off!" "It's just a short call." "What kurwa?" "Okay." "Okay." "We'll take it, yeah?" "!" "But you call the taxi." "Zdiska..." "Hi, it's me..." "Listen, get your shit to Zita's bar..." "Now..." "Some fucking tourists from England need a taxi..." "I don't know where they want to go..." "Where you want kurwa go?" "The hotel." "What kurwa hotel in this town?" "No, no." "Not "Kurwa" hotel." "Vilnius, yeah?" "We need to go to Vilnius." "Are you kurwa nut?" "Your village is a free hundred kilometers from where." "No one kurwa in here never go that's for kurwa." "Fucking hell!" " What?" " What kurwa?" "!" "Your fucking Vilnius is Zbyt Daleko (TOO FAR) stop kurwa." "Now kurwa, give me my twenty five pounds!" "Fuck off!" "We need to call our friends!" "The money is in the hotel and they will bring it here, all right?" "!" "I said kurwa, put the money on the table!" "Or you have kurwa big problem!" "Brother, come here." "Don't fuck with me!" "One call!" "That's all I'm asking." "Now give me the fucking phone!" "Kurwa give me my money!" "Kurwa!" "Where are my Africans?" "Where are his Negros?" "you?" "I told ya'll!" "I don't know!" "I've left them in a fucking wood somewhere." "Oh my Goooood!" "He doesn't know." "God..." "Ben!" "There is no God in this fucking country." "It's not our plane for Malaysia?" "!" "Get me the dogs!" "Simona... where are you?" "Simona..." "It's me..." "Sandra?" "Simona... what are you doing there?" "Are you stupid?" "Get us out of here!" "Ok." "Can you tell me why he's strapped to this radiator?" "Don't ask." "I need coffee." "So, coffee for you?" "Sure." "Hey thanks." "No problem." "So I'm a.." "Flying off to Malaysia tonight." "My mates are probably.." "On their way already." "I'm jealous." "Hold that thought." "I" "Will be back in a sec." "So, what's next?" "I'd just love to get rid of this thing." "Keep it as a souvenir." "Okay, let's go." "Fuck!" "Come on!" "Motherfucker!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Bang on it!" "Motherfucker!" "Come here you motherfucker!" "Let's go!" "Go!" "What the fuck is going on?" "Just drive!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Get closer to it, so he can get a shot at it!" "This is just fucked!" "Move!" "Sima are you OK?" "Get back here!" "Get back!" "The money's in the hotel." "In the toilet." "I'll show you everything." "Don't worry about the money." "We have the money." "I got a little surprise for you." "Mickey, forgive me." "Forgive me Mickey." "I will fucking kill you myself!" "You fucking cunt!" "Are we finished ladies?" "Now where's my fucking ring?" "Ring?" "That fucking ring!" "Fucking Johnny, you cunt!" "Don't fuck with me!" "Hello, Johnny?" "Johnny?" "It's Ben, hello?" "You listen to me very carefully!" "Who is this?" "Where's Johnny?" "Where's Michael?" "Your two mates will fucking live as long as my patience holds out." "Now, you bring my fucking ring to me and you bring it very delicately, between your fucking teeth!" "Do you understand?" "I said, do you understand?" "!" "Now, one more pause out of you and I'm gonna blow his fucking skull away over this fucking call!" "Talk!" "Listen Ben!" "We need the fucking ring!" "What fucking ring?" "!" "We need cash!" "Ben, listen." "There's no money." "What?" "Just bring the fucking ring, we're gonna fucking die." "Just bring the fucking ring!" "That's great Johnny, that's right." "That's right Johnny, bring the money." "They'll bring the money." "I don't have the ring." "I don't have that fucking ring, okay, but.." "Great!" "That's great!" "You've got the ring." "No ring Johnny!" "No ring!" "Good news mate." "Tell us where you are?" "Yeah, where are you fuckface?" "We.." "We're at the.." "Lithuanian wedding." "What?" "They're coming to the wedding." "What the fuck is a Lithuanian wedding?" "Dear friends, family..." "We are blessed by God to be able to witness the joining of this beautiful couple in the sacrament of holy matrimony." "Let us pray." "Fucking Malaysia." "Fucking sunny beach." "Hey!" "Dress up!" "You'll be dancing 'cause of wedding." "As confirmation of your vows to join your lives, to work at all times to create a life that is complete and unbroken, and to love each other without end." "Ring fits perfectly a good sign." "Really Christian..." "Happily ever after." "Hallelujah!" "One-two-three Staska is the best one!" "Three-two-one Staska is the boss off all!" "Already Mrs." "Let's drink!" "Bottoms up, Staska!" "Bottoms up!" "Staska, we hope you never change." "Where are the pricks?" "Getting dressed..." "And Vycka?" "On the central street." "Waiting..." "Now, I don't give a fuck who you two are." "But I wanna know where the fat man is?" "Fuck off, asshole!" "Gimme the money." "Sharpish!" "Turk." "Where's the fat man?" "'Un smooga', you cunt!" "Be careful!" "Smile." "Good." "Such a nice present." "Very good." "Look at the camera..." "raise your hand just a little bit higher..." "Very good." "Smile... a little bit bigger..." "Staska!" "The fucking Englishmen are attacking!" "Jesus." "Staska." "Jump!" "Staska, wait!" "Take me down..." "Jump!" "Now!" "Saule jump!" "I'll catch you." "Jump... jump." "The English..." "I see." "Staska..." "Who are they?" "Where are they from?" "The gay parade." "Jesus Christ." "I'll need that fat piece of shit." "Now, where the fuck is he?" "What does he want?" "He wants a piece of fat shit..." "Tell him that he'll get a loadful of dicks ...if he doesn't give me back my Africans..." "And the money..." "I don't know how to say loadful of dicks in English..." "Fuck you!" "'Kamatzo' to you!" "Give my fucking dollars and motherfucking Negros!" "Now, you listen to me, you fucking gipsy!" "You get me that fucking prick!" "Otherwise, I'll end every fucking body here and I'll level this fucking place!" "Now, where the fuck is he?" "Vycka get the guns." "Where the fuck is he?" "I'm losing my patience." "Where's the red cross now, you fucking salad swerver?" "!" "This is the part you give me back my fucking ring." "Wait!" "He don't have it." "He doesn't have the fucking ring!" "Not again." "Look, she's got it." "What do these dickheads want?" "Staska..." "They want me..." "English gays want you?" "'" "Vycka. give me." "My kitty..." "I'll show you the assparade..." "Get a hold of that fucking ring." "Kurwa!" "I'm out." "Fuck it!" "Motherfuckers." "Let's kick some ass boys." "We fight for Lithuania!" "Oh kurwa." "Please?" "Please?" "Please?" "!" "Staska?" "!" "Staska!" "Where're you going you fat bitch?" "!" "Back off you little cunt!" "Staska!" "I'll fuck them up..." "Where's that fucking ring, you fucker?" "!" "Where's that fucking ring you fucker?" "!" "You all right?" "Yeah." "Just fucking perfect." "Over here." "Come on boys, up here." "Jesus Christ." "Hello mate." "I wonder if you could help us." "We're a little bit lost." "SPEAKS RUSSIAN What?" "Where the fuck did you come from?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Sorry mate, didn't get any of that." "We just wanna go home." "England." "Airport." "Which way is it?" "Where are your passports?" "Put your hands behind your heads!" "Just like that!" "And now move forward." "Now!" "Move!" "Run!" "I said run!" "Attention." "Border zone." "Russian Federation." "Illegal border crossing might cause death or deadly injures."