"Kate decided to have performance reviews." "I don't want to be more qualified to do that fucking job." "What do you want this to mean?" "Apparently my work has no personality." "I actually cannot cope with Americans." "Did you just get her to put in another five million?" "Yeah." "You OK?" "Mature students shouldn't have to go on an exchange." "So what's your issue?" "Ssh!" "My sister'll hear." "Simon?" "'Breaking news -- the multi-award-winning" "Hollywood actor Christian Jay has died while filming his new blockbuster film, End Of Oblivion 3." "This amateur footage shows the last moments of Jay's life." "Well, this is just great." "Don't take it personally, Kate." "I have a mortgage, Lorcan." "And?" "Well, I'll lose my job if I lose this account." "It's really upsetting." "Do you know who I'd say is way more upset?" "His wife, his kids, his cleaner, everybody who ever knew him." "Everyone should be more upset than you." "Aisling, when one of our most sensitive clients dies," "I have to deal with it as manager, and I will, OK?" "As soon as they wake up, I will ring them." "Jennifer is based on the East Coast." "She's wide awake, Kate." "Really, I can deal with this." "This could be career-ending stuff for you, couldn't it?" "I will burst that ball, Lorraine." " Number?" " Fine, Kate, work your magic." "Isn't calling them now a bit insensitive?" "Ssh." "Hello, erm..." " 'Hello?" "'" " Nifer..." "Jennifer, it's Kate calling from..." "'Who is this?" "Hello?" "'" "Hi, Jennifer?" "It's Aisling calling from Sweeney, Grimes and Hunt." "'Oh, Aisling.'" "I'm so sorry to hear about Christian's death." " 'It's horrible.'" " I know." "Awful." " 'The helicopter, it's just...'" " Awful." "Listen, did Christian talk to you about the investment?" " 'Erm...'" " Yeah, it's due in today." "Why couldn't he have died tomorrow?" "If you want to terminate, Jennifer, I totally understand." "'I just don't know...'" "But, I think it's what he would have wanted." " 'You do?" "'" " I can send that off to you now." "Will you sign it and send it back?" " 'OK.'" " The whole office sends our condolences." " We'll see you soon?" " 'Thank you.'" " God bless. - 'Thank you.'" " Bye, bye." "Spit it out, Aisling." "Is that how you speak to somebody who just saved you your job?" " Did she sign?" " She will." "I got her with the "it's what he would have wanted" line." "He's not even dead three hours and you got her to reinvest?" "I have never been more happy." "OK, a half-day and dinner on the company." "Don't you think this is all a bit immoral?" "Shut up, Lorraine." "OK, I've sent that contract to print." "Guys, guys, you guys call a cab," "I'm just going to run upstairs and let them know I sorted the problem." "Woo!" "Nothing like being unappreciated, am I right?" "Only you could get a dead man to reinvest!" " Here's the contract." " Thank you." " Well done." "Lorraine, are you coming?" "Thanks for your help." "If we get caught, this better be worth it." " Ferg, like, I saw it." " What?" "There was a man sitting in a cafe listening to a record on a turntable which he brought there himself." "But you do know they say the sound is much better, like." "Carrying it around, like, you'd get curvature of the spine." "What's wrong with people?" "It's gas the way you get so worked up about some dope listening to music." "Listening to a record on a turntable in Phibsborough." "Jesus, fair play to her persistence." "No, she just really wants me to come out." "I'd usually be there by now." "Could you please hold the ladder with two hands?" "I'm holding it with my foot, look." "What's wrong with an MP3 player?" "Ferg, I have to go before Aisling poisons her boss with alcohol." " Keep me updated, then." " Yeah." "Come here, don't carry that on your own." "Here, do you reckon I'd get into Jacob's dressed like this?" "They wouldn't even let you into Luas dressed like that." "Fine, I'll change, then." "All right." " Right, later!" " Good luck." " Bye." "I'm going to do dead man's arm." "It always works." "Are you OK, Miss?" "Four Sambuca." "Usual." "See how it works?" " You're so funny." " Hey, garcon, make it eight." "Are you flirting with me, Rebecca?" "Not everyone is flirting with you, Aisling." "What does that even mean?" "I'm going to the toilet." "Do I need to go to the toilet?" " I do." " Here, I'm going to go and get another drink, OK?" "Shut up, Lorraine." "Aisling, is there anyone else in here with us?" "I've no interest in chatting while I can hear you pee." "Oh, do you think I have an interest in listening to you have sex with my brother while I'm trying to sleep?" " Aisling?" " Kate, I..." "Aisling, I'm going to need you to pass me in some toilet paper, please." "Kate, I didn't know he was your brother." "Sure, whatever." "Do you ever drink milk?" " No." "Why are you drinking milk?" " It's healthy." " Huh?" " It's healthy." " No, it's full of hormones, like." " What?" " Get the ladder!" " Hey!" " Ha, you're stuck up there now." " I need that!" " And your poster's shite." "Fuck!" "Danielle, pick up your phone." "Keep her lit." " Leave the bottle." " It's 90 euro." "Pocket change." "One, two, three." " I'm going to go." " You going, yeah?" " Yes." " I'll take her home." "Oh, no, no, no." "Aisling, I can't stay any more." "I'm going to puke." "You're grand, you're grand, just breathe through your nose." "Have you that sour pre-vomit stuff?" "Don't spit it out." " Swallow it." "It settles the stomach." " Yeah." "That stuff is a life-saver." "No, no, no, no." "Let me vomit." "Christ, the drama." "Here, Ash, is this Penneys?" "Yeah, it's seven euro." "It's yours, though." "Use the hood, it's waterproof." "Oh!" "I don't know what you're laughing at, you've to kiss that mouth later." " Here, thanks." " Whoa." " Yeah." "I'll get you a taxi." " And again." " Race you." "Don't." "No." "Like, no." "Get your girlfriend to scratch your itch." "I'm going on an adventure." "Danielle?" "Danielle!" "Ssh!" "Don't wake the child, she's napping." "Ash, come on, I know you want to." "Get your hands off me, Lorcan." "Why the hard-to-get all of a sudden?" "Your girlfriend?" "Reason enough?" "Don't worry about her." "It's not even that serious." "How many times have I to tell you?" "It's not a problem." "Believe me, it's a problem." "Now, move." "Danielle?" "Lord, did you just let me fall asleep on a bar stool, like?" "Are you going to come home with me?" "I put Rebecca in a taxi." "You're such a gent(!" ")" "Kiss me." "Oh, like, hello." "If I want to watch people all over each other, I'd go dogging." "My God!" "Danielle..." " .." "let's do it." " Huh?" " What?" " Let's go dogging." " You can't be serious." "Yeah, let's go." "You two creeps are going fucking dogging?" "No, we're going to watch other people dogging." "Once we followed Danielle's ex down there and we discovered it." " Yeah, I thought he was cheating." " She was right." "Grab your jacket, it's going to be Baltic." "Come on." " Bye, Lorcan!" " Bye." "Hello?" "My jacket." "I'll call you later." "Bye, Lorcan." "So, whereabouts, ladies?" " Up here, is it?" " Yeah." " Taxi, can I ask you something?" " Go on." "What...?" "What do...?" "What do boys like more, like?" "Do you want us to be honest or do you like when we play hard to get?" "What actually goes on in your mind?" "I'll tell you, girls, it's a long time since I've had to worry about them things." "Here, is it?" " Yeah, here's fine." " 8.70, so, ladies." "No, we're not done at all, we just want you to proof read the text and then we'll take off again." "Just read it and tell me if I sound too needy." "I'm not an educated man but I do know a thing or two." "You're a man, that's enough, it doesn't matter." "Lorcan, is it?" "Lorcan, yeah." "He has a girlfriend so I don't want to sound needy." ""I'll get a taxi over to yours in about an hour." ""Will you bring me to work in the morning, then?"" "It's clear and to the point." "Nothing too needy about that." "Send it, Ash." "Thanks." "Will you drive on there?" "Yous two are messers." "Lorcan still hasn't text back." "Can I use your phone to see if he's online?" " I don't want to be online." " Yeah." "So, tell me where yous are going." "It's a surprise." "Have yous nothing better to be doing?" "Well, I've fucking loads to be doing, but sure, Yolo, you know?" "How is the course going?" " It's been..." " Can I actually just...?" "Here, sit down and put your seat belt on." "Taxi Good, go straight down there and then take a right." " I'm so happy!" " Go on, Taxi Good!" "Taxi Good, we actually love you, like." "This is so exciting!" " Get out!" "That's enough." " I was only messing, please!" "Get out of the fucking car now." "Get out of the fucking car now, I've had enough of you." "I need to use the toilet." "Bye, Taxi Good." "I'm sorry, Taxi Good." "I think a little bit of wee came out!" "Wait for me, Danielle!" "Aisling, this is not easy in heels, like." "I know, I know." "Get down, get down." " Shut up." " You shut up." "My God, I'm actually to piss my pants, I need to pee." "I'm actually going to pee, too, like." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "OK." " Oh!" " Oh..." "Last seen pissing up against a bush by the sea!" "This is it, like!" "Don't forget to shake." "I am." "I am definitely done." "I'm done." "I'm going to come out." "Right." "Let's find the doggers." "Ready?" " Stay down!" " I am down." "Oh, my God." "What are they doing?" "I can't see." "Aisling, I don't know if that's a man or a woman." "Did you hear that?" "And a dog!" " Is the dog dogging?" " Shh!" "They will hear you." "Aisling, will we make a run for it?" " No!" " I am." "Wait, Danielle!" "Danielle!" "Come on, the boys!" "Is that your phone or mine?" "It's mine, it's Lorcan." "Put it on silent, they'll hear us, I'm telling you, like." "Is that a booty call?" "A booty call?" "Of all things!" " Look at them go." " Oh, go on, son, get in." "Go one, son, get it in there, like!" "Go on." "Oh, change position." "Aisling, no!" " Do you know what would be gas?" " No!" "I've a small bit of a worry pain, like." "He's left the key." "You're the only one who knows how to drive." " Provisional, like." " It's expired, though." "Like it matters." "Oh, we're arresting you here, because your licence has expired and you stole a car!" " Go!" " I am going." "What is that, like?" "This man's taste in music is completely different to his taste in sex." " Taste in sex..." " Oh!" "Does he even have a taste in sex?" "Oh, my God!" "Go on!" " Pull in here, pull in here." " Yeah, I want to drive in, though." "Drive in where?" "It's a beach." "Aisling, it's a beach, like." "Yeah, but I can do it." " This is hard." " Careful, like." "Watch!" " Brake, like." " I am." "Aisling!" "This is sand." "I am braking!" "Oh!" "My bag!" "Oh, my bag's stuck!" " Wait!" " Come on!" "I've lost a shoe." "Take it easy!" "Guards, my car was stolen." "Oh, fuck!" "No, I can see it, it's here." "It's stuck in the sea." "Aisling, it's not funny." "No, no, no, it's empty." "No, they've run off." " I don't know where they've gone." " Oh, my God, he's such a worry pain." "Come on, we have to leave." "Come on." "Please can we stay and watch the guards come?" "No, Aisling, it is morning, the sun is coming up, we've stolen a car." "Enough is enough, like!" "Give me my phone." "There." "Why didn't you tell me Fergal was trying to ring me?" " I didn't see them." " You obviously did, you were using my phone." "I thought they were old calls." "It's basically seven o'clock now, I can't call him back." "Thanks for that, like." "Taxi Good?" "Hi, it's Danielle." "Please, please come back." "I know, I'm sorry." "Yeah, I'll meet you right there." "Thanks, bye." "Thanks for leaving me on my own(!" ")" "You're welcome to come home like a normal human." "Don't bother bullying me now." "I'm not fucking bullying you," "I'm asking you to stop being such a creep, taking CDs and lurking in the bushes at the scene of a crime." " Come on!" " You've ruined every single night with these fucking lectures." "We're having the best time and now, you've ruined it." "I've ruined it?" "Don't bother." "All right, so you're leaving me on my own?" "That's grand, that's fine." "One fucking shoe, but that's grand." " Shut up." " You shut up, Danielle." "Shut up, Aisling." "No, you shut up, Danielle." "Danielle!" "Danielle, get down." " No." " Danielle." "Danielle, come, come back." "Get down." "Get fucking down!" "He'll see you, you know." " Shut up." " Danielle!" "She has work in a few hours, like." "It's your call." "Turn around." "Can you wait outside the house and then take me to work?" "Sure can, yeah." "Can I please borrow money until Thursday?" " Yeah." " Thanks." "We're here." "What do the guards want?" "Sir?" "A stolen car has been reported in the area." "Have you seen any unusual activity?" "No, guard." " Where are you off to?" " Just bringing these ladies to work." "Right, on you go." "♪ Partly for the hell of it" "♪ Solely out of boredom" "♪ Mostly for the story" "♪ It's where you get" "♪ Your glorified high" "♪ Partly for the story" "♪ Solely out of boredom" "♪ Mostly for the hell of it" "♪ It's where you'll get" "♪ Your glorified high. ♪"