"## WELL, YOU ASK ME 'BOUT THE CLOTHES I WEAR ##" "## AND YOU ASK ME WHY I COMB MY HAIR ##" "## AND YOU ASK ME WHY I'M IN MY BAND ##" "## I DIG DOING ONE NIGHT STANDS ##" "## AND YOU LOVE TO SEE ME DOING MY THING ##" "## ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS LET ME IN ##" "## GET HIGH ##" "## I SAID, HIGH ##" "## HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK 'N' ROLL ##" "## HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK 'N' ROLL ##" "## HIGH VOLTAGE ##" "## HIGH VOLTAGE ##" "## HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK 'N' ROLL ##" "Crowd:" "FREDDY!" "FREDDY!" "FREDDY!" "FREDDY!" "FREDDY!" "FREDDY!" "FREDDY!" "## I SAID, HIGH ##" "## I GET HIGH ##" "## OH ##" "OH!" "THAT WAS UNREAL!" "YEAH." "IT WAS NICE." "NICE?" "BUT YOU WERE CALLING OUT MY NAME." "WELL, YOU WERE BANGING MY HEAD" "INTO THE HEADBOARD AND SINGING." "IT KIND OF HURT." "WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?" "I JUST WANTED YOU TO FINISH." "THIS ISN'T RIGHT." "UHH!" "WELL, DID YOU AT LEAST, YOU KNOW" "NO, FREDDY." "I DIDN'T COME." "[SIGHS] LOOK..." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OK?" "[BUZZING]" "OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" "WELL, PAY ATTENTION." "YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING!" "Freddy:" "I HATED MUSIC AT FIRST." "SERIOUSLY." "AAH!" "I DON'T WANT TO!" "BUT MY PARENTS WERE DETERMINED." "I MEAN, THEY REALLY TRIED, MAN." "NO, NO, NO, NO, STOP!" "FREDDY!" "Freddy:" "AFTER THE BANJO, THE TRUMPET, THE PICCOLO," "AND THE ACCORDION, GUESS WHAT CAME NEXT?" "GO ON, GUESS." "[PLAYING MUSIC]" "SUMMER OF '85, FIRST TIME I'D BEEN TO A RECORD SHOP." "I WAS WITH MY DATE-- MM, OK, BABY-SITTER." "THAT WAS THE MOMENT THE LIGHTS JUST BLAZED ON." "## WELL I GOT HERE TODAY ##" "## AND I FED MY DESIRE ##" "## WE'RE LIVIN' OUR LIVES AND I KNOW IT'S CLEAR ##" "[INDISTINCT]" "Freddy:" "THAT WAS THE DAY I KNEW" "I WAS DESTINED TO BE A ROCK STAR." "## WAH--WAAH ##" "Freddy:" "UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS A GENERATION LATE." "BY THE TIME I WAS READY," "LIVE MUSIC IN SYDNEY WAS FLAT-LINING." "BANDS WERE GETTING ALL RUN OUT OF PUBS AND CLUBS" "BY PRETTY BOY DEEJAYS." "AND THE WORST PLAGUE TO HIT AUSTRALIA" "SINCE THE CANE TOAD..." "POKIES." "WHY PEOPLE SAT THERE FEEDING THEIR WEEK'S WAGES" "DOWN A SLOT WAS ANYONE'S GUESS." "PROFITS RULED." "LIVE MUSIC JUST COULDN'T COMPETE." "WHICH MEANT IT WAS NOW UP TO THE LABELS" "TO MAKE SURE WE HAD A RANGE OF CUTTING-EDGE ARTISTES" "TO CHOOSE FROM." "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS." "HER LAST ALBUM WAS GREAT." "HAVE YOU HEARD SEND UP MY LOVE?" "I LOVE THAT SONG IT'S FANTASTIC." "Freddy:" "I HAD A BAND." "WE ROCKED HARD." "WELL, WE WOULD'VE." "AFTER A YEAR OF REHEARSING," "ALL WE NEEDED WAS A GIG." "BUT THAT WAS PROVING PRETTY TOUGH." "BUT THEN ONE DAY, JUST LIKE ON AN MTV SPECIAL..." "JOE'S RECORDS." "Voice on phone:" "FREDDY, IT'S BRUNO." "BRUNO, HOW ARE YA?" "Bruno:" "GUESS WHAT?" "I GOT US A GIG!" "OH, A GIG?" "YEAH, RIGHT, MATE." "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY." "Bruno:" "IT'S NOT BULLSHIT." "IT'S FOR REAL." "YOU SERIOUS?" "Bruno:" "YEAH, TOTALLY." "YEAH, BRUNO, YOU ROCK!" "THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE STOKED!" "Freddy:" "ONE PHONE CALL." "ONE GIG." "IT COULD CHANGE OUR LIFE!" "DESTINY, MAN." "## DON'T YOU WANT TO BE ##" "## A PERSONALITY ##" "## AN OCEAN IN THE SEA?" "##" "## BUT YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT IF YOU CAN'T SHAKE IT ##" "## SO DON'T MISTAKE IT, JUST TRY AND FAKE IT ##" "## AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW ##" "## YOU DON'T HAVE FAR TO GO ##" "## SO WE'LL USE ALL YOUR DOUGH ##" "## TO BUY NEW CLOTHES AND SEE WHAT FLOWS ##" "## AND BUDDY, I KNOW ##" "## 'CAUSE THOSE FOLKS TOLD ##" "## YOU'RE ALMOST ON YOUR WAY ##" "## TO POPULARITY ##" "## AND WE'LL TEACH YOU TO PLAY ##" "## WITH ICY STARE AND PUNK ROCK HAIR ##" "## AND BEATNIK FLARE WILL TAKE YOU THERE ##" "## 'CAUSE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE LIKE YOU ##" "## AND WE SURE CARE AND THERE'S MUCH ADO ##" "## AND AFTER WE-- ##" "OH, SHOOT!" "AAH!" "WHAT ARE YOU-- STOP!" "OI, YOU!" "WHOA!" "## SO DON'T YOU WANT TO BE ##" "## A BIG-TIME ENTITY?" "##" "## YOUR PLACE IN HISTORY ##" "## BUT DON'T BE SCARED OF WHAT WE'VE SAID ##" "## 'CAUSE THERE'S NO END TO BEING YOUR FRIEND ##" "## BUT THERE'S SO MANY 'ROUND LIKE YOU ##" "## AND WE DON'T CARE JUST WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' ##" "## AND THE WAY YOU GOT ACCEPTED, HEY ##" "## HEY, YEAH ##" "## YEAH, HEY ##" "[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]" "HEY!" "WHOO HOO!" "OH, WE SHOULD OPEN WITH THAT SONG, DEFINITELY." "NO." "IT'S A BETTER CLOSER." "HOOK 'EM WITH A BALLAD FIRST," "THEN JERK OFF WITH THE ARTY SHIT." "IT'S NOT ARTY SHIT, BRUNO." "IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION, YOU BIG SOT!" "[OVERLAPPING ARGUING]" "GUYS, TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY." "WE'VE FINALLY GOT A GIG, RIGHT?" "JESUS!" "A GIG!" "MY HANDS ARE SHAKING!" "AH!" "FLOP SWEAT, A LITTLE SOMETHING" "TO SOOTHE THOSE NERVES." "MMM!" "LET ME THINK." "AND HOW DO THEY RATE NEXT TO RAT POISON?" "I GIVE 'EM A 6.8 ON THE LUCIMETER." "A NICE, LEVEL HIGH." "REALLY?" "OH, BRUNS, I KNOW I ASKED YOU ALREADY," "BUT YOU'VE DONE THE GIG GUIDE, RIGHT?" "DOES THE QUEEN WIPE HER OWN ASS?" "EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG" "IS GONNA BE THERE TOMORROW NIGHT." "RELAX!" "BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED WITH YOUS," "YOU'LL BE HEADLINING HOMEBAKE!" "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S DO IT AGAIN." "1, 2, 3, 4..." "[PLAYING MUSIC]" "NOT AGAIN." "FUCK." "I'LL SEE WHAT'S UP." "BRUNO'S ONTO IT." "OI, GRANDPA!" "YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME," "I'LL PLUG IN YOUR WALKER," "AND A THOUSAND VOLTS'LL SIZZLE" "THE SCRAGGLY WHITE HAIRS ON YOUR BALLS!" "DICKHEAD." "GOOD ONE, BRUNS." "ARE YOU READY?" "DAD." "THAT WAS PRETTY BLOODY PATHETIC." "[LOUDER] ARE YOU READY?" "All:" "YEAH!" "PLEASE." "FOCUS!" "ALL RIGHT!" "FIRST GIG." "I REMEMBER OUR FIRST GIG" "WITH THE BOOMERWANGS BACK IN SEVENTY" "SIX." "'76." "OUR SINGER GOT HIT WITH A BEER BOX." "A CHUNK OF GLASS WENT RIGHT IN HIS EYEBALL." "OW!" "Kate:" "AND HE KEPT ON SINGING." "KATE!" "HEY!" "## GOT MY EYE ON YA, BABY ##" "HEY, ISN'T THAT HOW YOU CAME UP WITH THE WHOLE PIRATE THING?" "YEAH, YEAH." "CAREER-MAKER THAT BASTARD WAS." "I FOUND THIS IN THE SECOND-HAND BIN." "KISS  MAKE UP." "GEE, THANKS, KATE." "[KISS]" "SO, ARE YOU GUYS PSYCHED OR WHAT?" "YEAH!" "HA HA HA!" "OH, MY GOD!" "AREN'T YOU, LIKE, WITH THAT BAND?" "YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE." "HEY, BRUNO!" "YOU PIG." "THAT'S HEAVY." "I WOULDN'T." "YEAH?" "I COULD BENCH PRESS YOUR ASS." "NO STRANGER, AM I, BOY?" "THAT KILLER OPENER YOU'RE HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH?" "I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS FOR THE LYRIC." "[GROANS]" "WHO'S THE PIG NOW, EH?" "[PASSES GAS]" "OH!" "OH!" "[LAUGHTER]" "BRUNS!" "## WE ARE YOUNG, WE RUN GREEN ##" "## KEEP OUR TEETH NICE AND CLEAN ##" "## SEE OUR FRIENDS, SEE THE SIGHTS ##" "## FEEL ALRIGHT ##" "## WE WAKE UP, WE GO OUT ##" "## SMOKE A FAG, PUT IT OUT ##" "## SEE OUR FRIENDS, SEE THE SIGHTS ##" "## FEEL ALRIGHT ##" "## ARE WE LIKE YOU?" "##" "## I CAN'T BE SURE ##" "## AFTER SEEING AS SHE TURNS ##" "## WE ARE STRANGE IN OUR WORLDS ##" "## BUT WE ARE YOUNG ##" "## WE GET BY ##" "## CAN'T GO MAD, AIN'T GOT TIME ##" "## SLEEP AROUND IF WE LIKE ##" "## FEEL ALRIGHT ##" "KATE!" "[HONKS]" "KATE!" "HEY!" "YEAH!" "HEY!" "WAIT, WAIT, DON'T SAY ANYTHING!" "SO, HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY" "TO THE PEOPLE WATCHING AT HOME?" "I AM LUSCIOUS LUCY." "LET THE SNARE BITE AND THE HIGH HAT HISS." "I AM THE BEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD!" "[CROWS]" "YOU'RE NOTHIN', LUCE." "SO, TAN, HOW ARE WE FEELING OVER THERE?" "I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK." "[LAUGHS]" "HEY, FREDDY." "YO." "HOW ARE THOSE VOCAL CORDS, MAN?" "STRONG, SMOOTH, AND I'M READY TO RUMBLE!" "SO YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY GOOD, THEN?" "YEAH." "THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, MAN." "WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER THIS NIGHT FOREVER." "WHOO!" "YEAH!" "[END OF SONG]" "[LAUGHS]" "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK, SO NOBODY LEAVE." "HEY, TAN, YOU'RE PUSHING TOO HARD." "YOU'RE ANTICIPATING THE CRASH." "WHAT I'M ANTICIPATING" "IS MY BASS WRAPPED AROUND YOUR HEAD." "WHAT?" "## THESE DAYS ARE COMIN' UP AT YOU ##" "## THESE DAYS ARE COMIN' UP ##" "AS MANAGER OF A BAND," "WHO IS SUPPOSED TO PLAY HERE TONIGHT" "I'M ENTITLED TO FREE DRINKS." "I'M TELLING YOU, MATE." "YOUR BAND'S NAME AIN'T ON MY LIST." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "IN-A-PINCH MANAGEMENT." "BRUNO?" "YEAH." "FREDDY," "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" "I'M AT THE DUKE OF YORK." "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" "THE DUKE OF CLARENCE, WHERE YOU'RE MEANT TO BE." "THE DUKE OF CLARENCE?" "!" "I'M FUCKIN' POSITIVE" "IT WAS THE DUKE OF YORK." "IT WAS THE CLARENCE, YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!" "I'M GOIN' INTO A TUNNEL." "SAY, BRUNO." "WHEN DO WE START?" "THAT IDIOT IS SACKED." "WE WERE JUST MANAGED UP SHIT CREEK." "LET'S GO TO A REAL PUB, YEAH?" "YEAH." "YOU'RE COMING, AREN'T YOU?" "NO." "I'M NOT REALLY UP FOR IT." "JOE, JESUS, ONE DRINK." "YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME ALL NIGHT." "I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, OK?" "## THIS TOWN ##" "## IS COMING LIKE A GHOST TOWN ##" "## ALL THE CLUBS HAVE BEEN CLOSED DOWN ##" "## THIS PLACE ##" "## IS COMING LIKE A GHOST TOWN... ##" "4 SCHOONERS, THANKS, THOMMO." "[GIGGLING]" "FREDDY, HOW'S LIFE?" "DON'T ASK." "ACTUALLY, I'LL TELL YOU HOW LIFE IS, THOMMO." "PRETTY SHITTY, MATE." "HERE WE ARE, 4 MUSICIANS WITH SOMETHING TO SAY" "AND NO PLACE TO SAY IT." "OH, AND WHY, YOU ASK." "BECAUSE CERTAIN PUBLICANS" "I KNOW ARE EMPLOYING PRICKS LIKE HIM" "INSTEAD OF REAL MUSICIANS LIKE US," "ALL JUST TO SAVE A QUICK BUCK!" "GEE, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SUCH AN ENEMY OF ART!" "YEAH." "WELL, WHEN YOU'RE READY TO BOOK A REAL BAND," "LET ME KNOW." "MAN, WE COULD ROCK THE TITS OFF THIS PLACE." "SURE THING, FREDDY." "NEXT SLOT THAT OPENS UP," "YOU'LL BE THE FOURTH" "OR THE FIFTH OUT OF WORK BAND I CALL," "PROMISE." "HANG IN THERE WITH YOUR MUSIC, CHAMP." "BEFORE FEAST, THERE MUST BE FAMINE." "COME ON." "WA" "MATE, YOUR WALLET!" "FEAST." "IT'S SUCH A SEXUAL GAME:" "BALLS, STICK..." "CHOICE OF HOLES." "AH!" "YOU LUBRICATE..." "[BLOWS]" "THEN CHOOSE YOUR POSITION." "WERE YOU BREAST-FED?" "OH, YEAH." "'CAUSE NUMEROUS STUDIES SHOW A CONNECTION" "BETWEEN SEXUAL OBSESSION AND LACK OF MOMMY'S TIT." "TOO SOFT, HUMILIATION..." "TOO HIGH..." "WELL, YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO HIGH." "HEH!" "BEER?" "CERTAINLY." "WHAT DID YOU THINK?" "HONESTLY?" "I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING REALLY WELL" "TILL THE GUY TURNED THE GREYHOUND RACES UP." "HEH!" "AT LEAST HIS DOG LOST." "[LAUGHS]" "I DON'T KNOW, KATIE." "THIS IS ALL I'VE EVER WANTED," "YOU KNOW?" "JUST TO BE UP ON STAGE" "AND HAVE EVERYONE LOVING MY MUSIC" "AS MUCH AS I DO." "MAYBE IT'S JUST A STUPID DREAM." "YEAH, I GUESS." "WHAT?" "[LAUGHS]" "IT'S ONLY STUPID IF YOU GIVE IT UP." "YEAH, WELL, I WON'T BE DOING THAT IN A HURRY." "YOU DON'T THINK JOE'S GOT SOMEONE ELSE, DO YOU?" "HE'D HAVE TO BE INSANE." "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE." "YEAH, I SUPPOSE." "COME ON, TAN, LET'S JAM." "NO, I'M NOT LEAVING" "TILL I BEAT THIS DEPRAVED BASTARD." "CATCH YOU LATER." "SEE YA." "SEE YOU GUYS." "[ANGIE MOANING]" "JOE, YOU FILL ME SO PERFECTLY." "OH, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE'S POURED PLASTER INSIDE ME." "PULLED IT OUT..." "AND STUFFED THAT EXACT MOLD" "RIGHT ON YOUR BALLS." "OH!" "YOU SMELL GREAT." "ANGIE..." "I LIKE IT HERE." "SO DARK." "SO STILL, JOE." "OH!" "UHH!" "HMM?" "JOE..." "DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT SUICIDE?" "UHH!" "ANGIE." "OH!" "YES, OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "Freddy:" "OH, AND THEN MY PARENTS WALKED IN." "Kate:" "SO, WHAT DID YOU DO?" "Freddy:" "JUST HANDED THE JOINT BACK TO KEV" "AND TOLD 'EM IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA." "HA HA HA!" "AND THEN THAT'S WHEN" "WE STARTED REHEARSING AT THE PENTHOUSE." "THANKS FOR THE LIFT." "NO WORRIES." "[SNAP] OH." "HOLD ON A SEC." "SORRY." "IT DOES THAT." "HA HA HA!" "SO, YOU MENTIONED SOME LYRICS?" "OH, YEAH." "I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE, YOU KNOW," "WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR." "IT'S JUST A FEW IDEAS" "I HAD OVER COFFEE." "WOW, THIS IS UNREAL!" "WAIT, WHAT'S THAT WORD, "PEOPLE"?" ""PIMPLE."" "PIMPLE?" "THAT'S EVEN BETTER!" "KATIE, THIS IS POETRY, MAN." "YOU THINK SO?" "YEAH." "[SIGHS]" "[THIS GIRL'S IN LOVE WITH YOUPLAYING]" "## YOU SEE THIS GIRL ##" "## THIS GIRL'S IN LOVE WITH YOU ##" "## YES, I'M IN LOVE ##" "## WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE WAY I DO?" "##" "## WHEN YOU SMILE, I CAN TELL ##" "## WE KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL ##" "## HOW CAN I SHOW YOU?" "##" "Tanya:" "FUCKING KATE." "WHAT?" "I SAID, "FUCKING GREAT."" "OH." "MAYBE THEY FORGOT TO MENTION IT." "I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO MYSELF." "IT WAS AT THE END OF THE GIG GUIDE." "THEY GAVE OUR NAME AND NUMBER," "AND THEY SAID WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MANAGER." "FACE IT, MATE." "NO ONE WANTS TO MANAGE US." "I MEAN, THERE WE GO." "TAKE IT EASY." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "AH!" "HELLO." "Man:" "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MANAGER?" "YES, WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR A MANAGER, ACTUALLY." "CAN I COME OVER?" "YEAH." "WE CAN HANG AROUND." "ARE YOU FAR?" "NO." "I'M PRETTY FREAKIN' CLOSE!" "OH, BRUNO, LISTEN!" "WHAT'S UP?" "I'M MINDIN' MY OWN BIZ ON THE CRAPPER," "GIVING BIRTH TO A BRUNO LIFE," "AND I HEAR THIS BULLSHIT ON THE RADIO!" "MY ASSHOLE SNAPPED SHUT LIKE A MOUSETRAP." "YOU HAD TO SEE IT COMING." "YOU MESSED UP THE GIG!" "OH!" "ONE LITTLE MISTAKE." "FUCK YOU VERY MUCH." "YOU'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE, YOU LITTLE FAIRY?" "GUYS..." "NO!" "GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE." "JUST ONE MORE CHANCE!" "OH!" "I'M A MANAGER." "THERE GOES MY DREAMS." "I'D RATHER BE DEAD!" "DO SOMETHING, FREDDY." "WHAT?" "I DON'T HAVE A GUN." "COME ON, FREDDY." "DO SOMETHING!" "[WEEPING]" "WHAT, MAKE HIM OUR ROADIE?" "ROADIE?" "LISTEN, JOE, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN MATES" "SINCE BACK IN THE SQUID DAYS." "YOU KNOW, I'D NEVER TREAD ON YOUR TURF." "IT'S JUST, YOU AND KATIE," "I MEAN, THINGS JUST DON'T SEEM TO BE GOING THAT WELL." "I JUST FIGURED THAT IF I" "Newscaster:" "...AUSTRALIAN ROCK AWARDS," "SPRIMP'S DEBUT ALBUM SHOT TO PLATINUM" "IN FOUR WEEKS FLAT UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF MANAGER OF THE YEAR" "SHAD KERN." "HOWEVER, THE BAND..." "HOLY SHIT!" "KERN MANAGEMENT, PLEASE HOLD." "KERN MANAGEMENT, PLEASE HOLD." "KERN MANAGEMENT, PLEASE HOLD." "YES?" "I'M HERE TO SEE SHAD KERN." "DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?" "NO, BUT I HAVE HIS WALLET." "NO WAY." "NO FUCKING WAY" "DOES SPRIMP DO SUPPORT FOR ANYBODY." "NO." "I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE BROCKHEIM." "I KNOW." "HONESTLY." "HA HA!" "WE'VE GOT 5 SOLD-OUT ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS." "IF WE WANT TO DO THE STADIUM" "WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES." "FUCK THEM!" "HEY, FUCK THEM!" "WHOO!" "FUCK 'EM, FUCK 'EM, FUCK 'EM!" "HA HA HA HA!" "SHAD, HEY." "HOW YOU DOING?" "WHO IS THIS?" "IT'S FREDDY." "WE MET THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE PALACE HOTEL." "RIGHT." "DEEJAY HATER." "YEAH!" "HEY, YOU LEFT THIS." "DIG YOUR WORK, MAN." "CHEERS, BROTHER." "THANKS." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING." "I DO." "YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE BIRD HE WAS WITH, MAN." "HO HO!" "HA HA!" "HA HA!" "AMAZING." "Woman:" "HIYA, BABY." "[WHISPERS] Don't say anything." "I'M SORRY I'M LATE." "OOH." "HEY, BABE." "REHEARSALS JUST WENT ON AND ON AND ON." "DON'T WORRY, KITTEN." "IT'S GONNA PAY OFF." "I KNOW IT WILL." "INCREDIBLE." "IS THAT REALLY THE TIME?" "TOBY." "TOBY!" "DON'T YOU HAVE A SOUND CHECK?" "YEAH, MAN." "IN 4 HOURS." "THE TRAFFIC'S BEEN ATROCIOUS." "YOU BETTER GET DOWN THERE." "HUH?" "OK, DUDE." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU." "AH!" "HA HA HA HA!" "AH!" "## THEY'RE ONLY AFTER US, YOU SEE ##" "SEE YOU TONIGHT." "BYE, SHAD." "WHEW!" "YOU, WITH ME." "WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING FOR ABOUT A YEAR," "AND WE'VE GOT A KILLER SOUND," "BUT IT'S JUST SO EDGE OF YOUR SEAT, YOU KNOW." "GIVE ME MORE, YOU BASTARDS." "HEH HEH!" "YEAH, YEAH." "LISTEN..." "ABOUT THE REDHEAD..." "THANKS." "HEH HEH HEH!" "WANT TO KNOW THE BEST THING" "ABOUT THIS INDUSTRY?" "WELL, PEOPLE CALL IT AN INDUSTRY," "BUT I PREFER THE TERM "PLAYPEN."" "THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS PLAYPEN" "IS THE DRUGS AND THE WOMEN." "HA HA HA HA!" "AND THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS PLAYPEN-- ...IS THE DRUGS AND THE WOMEN." "[IMITATES MACHINE GUNFIRE]" "[IMITATES EXPLOSION] EXACTLY!" "HA HA!" "HERE." "BACKSTAGE PASSES" "TO THE SPRIMP CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT." "HA HA!" "MM. YEAH." "[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING." "PAY OFF THE AMBULANCE DRIVER" "AND CALL HIS SISTER." "I'LL BE THERE IN 20." "WHOO!" "OOF!" "WELL, FREDDY, NICE CHAT." "LOOK, I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, SO, YOU KNOW..." "AND, REMEMBER..." "BEFORE FEAST, THERE MUST BE FAMINE, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "SEE YOU, FREDDY." "## I LOOK UP ##" "## FOR A BETTER DAY ##" "[SIGHS]" "## TO MAKE A BIG ENOUGH ##" "## HOLE FOR ME TO FIT ##" "## IT'S NOT OFF HER THAT I'VE BEEN LEFT ##" "## TO KEEP ME THERE ##" "HI." "HI." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I CALLED YOU AT WORK." "THEY SAID YOU WERE SICK." "I'VE BEEN BETTER." "GET THIS." "I'VE JUST BEEN HANGING OUT WITH SHAD KERN" "YOU KNOW, SPRIMP'S MANAGER," "AND, I MEAN, NOTHING'S DEFINITE, BUT..." "I JUST FINALLY GOT AN IN." "GREAT." "THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE." "I WANT TO TALK ABOUT US." "KATIE, YOU AND ME THE OTHER NIGHT, THAT WAS REAL," "AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN WALK AWAY FROM." "FREDDY" "YOU AND JOE HAVEN'T BEEN RIGHT FOR A WHILE," "AND IT'S KINDA BEEN THE SAME" "WITH ME AND TANYA, AND..." "I'M NOT SAYING IT WOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT, YOU KNOW," "JOE AND I BEING BEST MATES AND ALL," "BUT I JUST THINK JOE WOULD BE ALL RIGHT ABOUT IT." "FREDDY, LISTEN TO ME." "THINGS HAVE CHANGED." "WHAT?" "THERE'S BEEN A COMPLICATION." "RIGHT." "WHAT KIND OF COMPLICATION?" "THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE." "IN 24 HOURS." "UHH!" "I'M GOING TO TELL JOE." "WAIT, I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT!" "Joe:" "LOOK AT MY HANDS." "THEY'RE CHICK HANDS." "AND ONE DAY, TOMORROW COMES AND YOU DIE." "EVERYBODY DIES." "IT'S..." "NATURAL." "PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME." "YOU WANT TO BE AN OLD, DECREPIT SHITBAG," "A WRINKLY LITTLE FETUS MAN?" "FOR WHAT, JOE?" "TO PLAY ONE MORE SONG NOBODY'LL LISTEN TO..." "WITH YOUR CHICK HANDS." "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE HANDS?" "ANGIE." "HEY." "HEY!" "[GASPS]" "WOW." "YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS." "WHAT?" "[LAUGHS]" "YOU JUST PINCH YOUR MAIN ARTERIES LIKE THIS..." "AND HYPERVENTILATE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT." "[GIGGLES]" "KATE, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, CHINESE TAKEAWAY" "OR SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR HAND, THEN GIVE ME A CALL, YEAH?" "[BUZZ]" "SHIT." "IT'S KATE." "YOU BETTER MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE." "AND WHO'S SHAD KERN?" "OH HO!" "JUST THE FUCKING ROCK MANAGER OF THE YEAR!" "STILL LOVE SATAN," "GOTTA MEETCHAS," "LOVE STAIN," "AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE BIGGEST FUCKING" "BAND IN THE COUNTRY" "SPRIMP?" "AH!" "SPRIMP!" "YEAH, SPRIMP." "YEAH, AND I'VE BEEN INVITED BACKSTAGE" "AFTER THE CONCERT TO HANG OUT WITH SHAD" "AND THE BAND!" "WHOO!" "ALL RIGHT!" "UH!" "WHERE'S JOE?" "HE'S GONNA FLIP WHEN HE HEARS THIS." "AARGH!" "UHH!" "DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING." "Lucy:" "DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "GET OFF OF HIM!" "YOU PIECE OF DOG SHIT!" "WHAT?" "YOU'RE RAMMING HER, AREN'T YOU?" "WHO?" "KATE!" "WHO'S RAMMING KATE?" "YOU'RE NUTS!" "LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NUTS, FREDDY," "SLAPPIN' HER ASS WHILE YOU BANG HER!" "IT'S YOUR KID, ISN'T IT?" "NO, IT ISN'T!" "WHY ELSE WOULD SHE TELL YOU FIRST?" "KATE'S PREGNANT?" "FREDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND?" "I DIDN'T FUCK HER!" "WE JUST KISSED ONCE!" "SHOULD HAVE PUT A CONDOM ON YOUR TONGUE." "YOU LOWLIFE!" "AREN'T YOU STILL WITH TANYA?" "SHUT UP, BRUNO!" "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" "LOOK, KATIE'S PREGNANT WITH YOUR KID, MAN." "THAT'S IT!" "YOU'RE STILL WITH TANYA, RIGHT?" "YES." "NOT ANYMORE." "WAIT, TAN!" "TANYA!" "TANYA!" "UHH!" "YOU MADE LOVE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT?" "!" "WE NEVER HAD SEX." "FUNNY." "YOU COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT US." "TANYA, NOTHING HAPPENED." "YOU KNOW, NOTHING, NADA, NYET." "SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU FEEL NOTHING FOR HER, IS THAT IT?" "NYET?" "I DIDN'T THINK SO." "TANYA, LISTEN." "IT'S OK." "I DON'T LOVE YOU, FREDDY." "COME ON." "WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, ANYWAY." "LOOK, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON." "A NEW GIRLFRIEND." "NEW BASS PLAYER." "AAH!" "AAH!" "WHAT THE FUCK IS IN ME?" "THAT'S MY QUICK UNPICK." "I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT." "UHH!" "QUICK UNPICK?" "!" "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" "YOU KNOW, IT'S A HOOK YOU USE TO UNPICK STITCHING." "WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE" "SOMETHING LIKE THAT LYING AROUND?" "LOOKS LIKE IT'S EMBEDDED IN THERE GOOD AND TIGHT." "CAN YOU PULL IT OUT?" "THAT'S GOOD ADVICE." "YOU SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED IT." "TANYA, PLEASE." "OK!" "JESUS CHRIST." "TRY NOT TO CRY, ALL RIGHT?" "BEND OVER!" "AND TO THINK, THIS IS HOW I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU." "AAH!" "## BOYS DON'T CRY ##" "FREDDY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE." "EX-GIRLFRIEND COMING THROUGH." "TANYA." "LISTEN, THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON." "Kate:" "I TOLD HIM I HADN'T EVEN KISSED" "ANOTHER GUY SINCE WE'D STARTED GOING OUT," "AND THEN I REMEMBERED YOU, AND IT JUST" "KIND OF SLIPPED OUT." "AND THEN HE TOLD ME" "THAT'D HE'D ALWAYS THOUGHT WE WERE" "SCREWING AROUND ANYWAY, SO I SAID," "WELL, YOU CAN THINK WHAT YOU LIKE." "I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT YOU AND TANYA." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "SHE WAS ALWAYS A BIT OF A PAIN IN THE ASS." "SO, ARE YOU OK?" "YEAH." "NO, I--I DON'T KNOW." "EVERYTHING'S JUST..." "ALL OVER THE PLACE." "THINGS'LL GET BETTER." "YOU WANT TO COME TO A SPRIMP CONCERT?" "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "THANKS FOR INVITING ME, FREDDY." "MAN, I LOVE BEING BACKSTAGE AT THESE THINGS." "AND SPRIMP ARE HOT!" "YOU'VE MANAGED US FOR NEARLY A YEAR," "AND I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU WHAT KIND OF MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO." "OH, I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC." "## JUST HELP YOURSELF TO MY LIPS ##" "## TO MY ARMS JUST SAY THE WORD ##" "## AND THEY ARE YOURS ##" "FAIR ENOUGH." "THIS COULD BE" "OUR LAST CHANCE TO KEEP THE BAND TOGETHER," "SO DON'T SCREW IT UP, ALL RIGHT?" "OH!" "LOOK." "THERE HE IS." "YEAH." "SOME NOTES FOR YOUR PITCH." "HAS THIS HAD ANY CONTACT WITH YOUR RECTUM?" "LISTEN." "PETER SAYS THAT'S THE BAD NEWS." "KAREN CARPENTER'S ON DRUGS." "HA HA!" "HA HA!" "SHAD." "GUYS, THIS IS TEDDY." "SAYS HE'S GOT A KILLER BAND, AIN'T THAT RIGHT, TEDDY?" "FREDDY." "YOUR WORD, GUYS." "HA HA HA!" "SO, SHAD, WHAT'S A GUY WITH A KILLER BAND" "GOTTA DO TO GET YOU TO MANAGE HIM?" "WELL, YOU GOTTA HAVE A SHIT-ASS DEMO" "WITH A NEW SOUND." "THAT'S HOW TOBY HERE GOT MY ATTENTION." "NO, FORGET THAT." "MAKE SURE THIS BASTARD COMES TO YOUR NEXT GIG, HUH?" "AND DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER." "IT'S ROCK 'N' ROLL, DUDE." "KNOCK 'EM DEAD, GUYS." "LATER." "SO, SERIOUSLY, SHAD, WHAT DOES A GUY" "WHAT DOES A GUY WITH A KILLER BAND" "HAVE TO DO TO GET SHAD KERN" "TO MANAGE THEM?" "'CAUSE THEY GOT A SOUND," "A UNIQUE FUCKING SOUND." "I CAN GUARANTEE IT." "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" "IT'S JUST BRUNO." "HE'S JUST OUR" "MANAGER." "ENJOY THE GIG." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "Announcer:" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--SPRIMP!" "[CHEERING]" "TAKE THIS SONG!" "[PLAYING MUSIC]" "SHAD, WAIT." "I COULD HAVE SOLD YOU OUT WITH THAT REDHEAD AND I DIDN'T," "AND YOUR THANKS IS TO FOB ME OFF" "WITH BACKSTAGE PASSES TO THIS SHOW?" "OUT ON THE STREET, THESE GUYS ARE A FUCKING JOKE." "ALL I WANTED WAS FOR YOU TO HEAR US PLAY." "ANYWAY, IT'S YOUR LOSS, MAN." "HA HA HA HA HA!" "CALL MY OFFICE," "TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE PLAYING," "AND I'LL BE THERE." "Bruno:" "YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED, SHAD!" "MR. KERN!" "## YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ##" "## I LEARNED LESSON ONE TODAY ##" "Lucy:" "THE WAIT." "MY FAVORITE PART." "WILL SHE COME ON LIKE A TIGER IN SLOW MOTION," "OR FAST AND RUDE" "LIKE A RAGING HAND GRENADE OF BLISS?" "PREPARE TO SURRENDER." "PREPARE TO LOSE ALL CONTROL." "COME ON, BABY." "GIVE IT TO ME." "GIVE ME A 10," "AN ASS-KICKING PERFECT HIGH." "TIGHTEN, RELEASE," "BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT." "THIS IS THE ONE." "IT'S GONNA BE THE ONE." "GO. 10." "COME ON, BABY." "GO!" "[KNOCKS]" "OH, SHIT!" "I'M SORRY, MAN." "THOUGHT YOU WERE SATAN." "MATE, TAKE MY ADVICE." "TALK TO HER, AND REMEMBER," "CHICKS SAY, "I HATE YOUR BLOODY GUTS,"" "AND THEY MEAN, "BUY ME A DOZEN ROSES."" "THEY SAY, "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN,"" "AND IT MEANS, "IF YOU MAKE ME LAUGH," "I MIGHT BLOW YOU."" "YOU GET MY DRIFT?" "DO YOU LOVE HER?" "THEN GO OUT THERE AND GET HER BACK." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "FUCK IT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT." "NOW YOU'RE TALKING!" "HEH." "AND HERE." "IT'LL HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF." "[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING]" "AH HA HA HA!" "OHHH!" "## WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE KISS?" "##" "## WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE KISS?" "##" "## THERE'D BE SOME THINGS I WOULDN'T MISS... ##" "AAH!" "## I NEED A KISS ##" "[BOTH SCREAMING]" "## WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE SCREW?" "##" "## BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHAT TO DO... ##" "BUGGER OFF!" "## BUT SOMETHING WON'T LET M E MAKE LOVE TO YOU ##" "[SCREAMS]" "[BOTH GAGGING]" "## WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE FUCK?" "##" "## WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE FUCK?" "##" "## I GUESS IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH LUCK ##" "## BUT I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR JUST ONE ##" "## DAY AFTER DAY ##" "[BOTH LAUGHING]" "## I GET ANGRY ##" "[BOTH SCREAMING]" "## AND I WILL SAY ##" "[BEEPING]" ""..." "LOVE, PAPA"?" "[SIGHS]" "[THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT PLAYING]" "WELL, TAN AND I BOTH AGREE." "I'VE AGREED TO STICK WITH THE BAND" "ON A STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL BASIS." "AND WHAT ABOUT JOE?" "SCREW HIM FOR NOT TURNING UP TODAY." "WHOA, MATE, HE'S JUST PISSED OFF." "YEAH, YOU DID PORK HIS OLD LADY." "I DIDN'T PORK HIS OLD LADY!" "HEY, LOOK, IF YOU CAN GET SHAD KERN TO MANAGE US," "EVEN I'D PORK YOU." "[CHUCKLES]" "LOOK, COULD WE JUST GET THIS WET DREAM RIGHT?" "SO, THIS KERN GUY, HE WANTS TO SIGN US." "WELL, HE WANTS TO HEAR US PLAY, BUT WHATEVER." "IT DOESN'T MATTER." "HE'S ON THE HOOK." "ALL WE NEED NOW IS A GIG." "OH, GREAT, IT'S MAGICAL-MYSTERY GIG" "THAT'LL-NEVER-HAPPEN-TIME AGAIN." "NO, I SPOKE TO THOMMO." "HE'S GONNA RENT US THIS PLACE FOR THE NIGHT." "BRILLIANT." "AND LET ME GUESS," "THAT PARSIMONIOUS PRICK IS DOING THIS" "TO WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR HUMANITY." "YEAH..." "AND 1,200 BUCKS." "HEH HEH." "OH, COME ON, GUYS, IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT" "TO GUARANTEE HIM AND WE GET TO KEEP THE DOOR," "AND WE GET DRINKS AT STAFF PRICES." "COOL." "YEAH," "BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET 1,200 BUCKS?" "I DON'T KNOW, MAN, CAN'T YOU SELL SOME OF YOUR PILLS?" "NO WAY." "THAT MAKES ME A PUSHER, AMIGO." "TAN, WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?" "NO." "GOD." "NEXT STUPID IDEA." "I'VE GOT ONE." "THERE'S NO POINT EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT" "UNLESS WE KNOW THAT JOE'S IN." "BUST UP AND GO BACK WITH THAT SLUT?" "KATE IS NOT A SLUT." "THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOT HER TONGUE" "DOWN THE THROAT OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?" "HEH HEH HEH." "ANGIE, DON'T." "LET'S ASK LITTLE JOE WHAT HE THINKS." "STOP IT." "[GRUNTS]" "[BUZZ]" "[DOOR UNLOCKS, BUZZES]" "OH, G'DAY, BIG FELLA." "JOE'S UPSTAIRS." "THANKS, KEV." "HOW YOU KEEPIN', MAN?" "TOPS, MATEY." "I'D FORGOTTEN HOW GOOD CORN FLAKES WERE." "THIS IS-- IT'S NOT NORMAL, ANGIE." "FUCK NORMAL." "WHO WANTS NORMAL?" "I DO." "KATE'S NORMAL." "HAVING A BABY IS NORMAL." "I NEED LOTS OF" "NORMAL. [SIGHS]" "SO, DO YOU ALWAYS EJACULATE OVER A GIRL" "WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH HER?" "[GIGGLES] IT'S ORIGINAL." "I'LL GIVE YOU THAT." "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "PUT SOME ANTISEPTIC ON IT." "JESUS." "THINK YOU CAN GET RID OF ME?" "YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF ME, JOE..." "EVER." "LOOK, YOU ARE MY" "[INDISTINCT SPEECH]" "Joe:" "WE GOTTA COOL IT, OK?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "WHAT?" "YOU IDIOT." "KATIE'S PREGNANT WITH YOUR KID," "AND YOU'RE CHEATING ON HER." "NO, I'M NOT." "OH, LOOK, NOT NOW." "I WAS JUST BREAKING UP WITH HER, ALL RIGHT?" "MAN, I CAME TO TELL YOU THAT SPRIMP'S MANAGER" "WANTS TO SEE A GIG." "YOU GOTTA COME UP WITH 240 BUCKS FAST." "YOU DON'T DESERVE HER, MAN." "OH, AND YOU DO?" "OH, AND FREDDY," "YOU TRY AND USE THIS AGAINST ME WITH KATE," "AND YOU CAN FORGET THE FUCKIN' BAND." "I MEAN IT." "[CHA-CHING]" "[IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP (IF YOU WANNA ROCK'N'ROLL) PLAYING]" "I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT THEY'LL BE 100% SMOOTH," "BUT YOUR DONATIONS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT" "WILL REALLY HELP THE RESEARCH." "I'M A 7-FOOT-TALL BLONDE AMAZON GODDESS" "WITH VIOLET EYES AND BREASTS SO BIG," "THEY MEET BEHIND MY BACK." "## RIDIN' ON THE HIGHWAY ##" "## GOIN' TO A SHOW ##" "NO, MATE." "## STOP IN ALL THE BY-WAYS... ##" "CAN'T GUARANTEE THEY'LL BE 100% SMOOTH," "BUT YOUR DONATIONS..." "## GETTIN' ROBBED, GETTIN' STONED ##" "## GETTIN' BEAT UP ##" "## BROKEN BONES ##" "FUCK YOU, TOO, YOU DEGENERATE FLOATING CAKE" "OF WHALE SHIT." "JESUS." "YOU SEXY DEGENERATE, YOU." "## IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS ##" "## IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP ##" "HERE WE ARE." "[COIN CLINKING]" "[ALL GRUNTING]" "HMM." "## IF YOU THINK IT'S EASY DOIN' ONE-NIGHT STANDS ##" "## TRY PLAYIN' IN A ROCK ROLL BAND ##" "## IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP ##" "## IF YOU WANNA ROCK 'N' ROLL ##" "[PEOPLE GIGGLING]" "HEY, THAT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL WILDERNESS SOCIETY SUIT!" "YOU'RE A FAKE!" "YOU'RE THE FAKE!" "HEY, YOU'RE DEAD!" "FUCK YOU, MAN!" "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "GOOD, AND DON'T COME BACK!" "UHH!" "[CHA-CHING]" "[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]" "Kate:" "THIS TIME, JOE'S GONE TOO FAR." "HE'S DELUDED HIMSELF BEFORE, BUT NOT LIKE THIS." "WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SAY THINGS HE DOESN'T REALLY MEAN?" "I MEAN, COULD HE THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS" "FOR JUST A MINUTE?" "IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE AT A PARTY," "AND THERE'S ONE PIECE OF CHEESE LEFT ON THE PLATE." "THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU OBVIOUSLY WANTS IT," "BUT THEY MAKE A POINT OF OFFERING IT TO YOU FIRST." "STUFF LIKE THAT REALLY SHITS ME." "I LOVE IT WHEN IT RAINS." "FOR A MOMENT EVERYTHING'S NEW AGAIN." "[LAUGHS]" "READY TO RUMBLE!" "Kate on tape:" "YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY GOOD, HUH?" "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, MAN." "WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER THIS NIGHT FOREVER." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "DUMPLINGS?" "THAT'S GREAT." "THINGS ARE GOING SO WELL FOR YOU." "YEAH, WELL, WE'VE ONLY RAISED ABOUT 100 BUCKS." "YOU'LL GET THERE." "I WAS JUST WORRIED YOU AND JOE" "WERE GONNA BUST UP THE BAND OVER ALL THIS." "SO, UM, HAVE YOU FINISHED THAT SONG WE WROTE?" "KILLER OPENER?" "I'M STILL WORKIN' ON IT." "THINK IT'LL TURN OUT OK?" "I HOPE SO." "[AIRPLANE PASSING]" "[SIGHS] SOME DAYS, DON'T YOU WISH" "YOU COULD JUST ESCAPE?" "JOE AND I ARE OVER." "HOW DID HE TAKE IT?" "HE DOESN'T KNOW YET." "I THOUGHT IT THROUGH." "IT'S THE RIGHT THING FOR BOTH OF US." "HE JUST HASN'T BEEN AROUND FOR ME TO TELL HIM." "SORRY, YOU WERE SAYING?" "NO, IT'S NOTHING." "IT'S NOTHING." "HERE, YOU WANT THE LAST ONE?" "NO, NO." "YEAH, YOU DO." "HEY, YOU RECKON ANYBODY LIKES FORTUNE COOKIES?" "[LAUGHING]" "JOE." "WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?" "I WENT TO THE FAMILY PLANNING CENTER," "AND THEY SUGGESTED THAT THE FATHER-TO-BE" "FATHER-TO-BE?" "YEAH, THAT HE KEEP WATCH OVER SOMETHING FOR 24 HOURS." "TEACHES RESPONSIBILITY." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "MEET MELLIE." "MOST BLOKES ONLY LOOK AFTER IT FOR A DAY." "I'M GONNA DO IT FOR A WHOLE MONTH." "JOE." "DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT." "JUST WATCH ME." "NO BAD STUFF." "I'LL GET MY SHIT TOGETHER." "YOU'LL SEE." "I WILL NOT LET HER OUT OF MY SIGHT EVER." "JOE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GREAT," "BUT YOU AND ME, THE WAY THAT IT'S BEEN" "I'VE CHANGED." "YOU'LL SEE." "IT'S NOT GONNA WORK." "IT'S OVER." "[SCOFFS] FREDDY'S NOT THE GUY FOR YOU, KATE." "I KNOW HE'S NOT." "PLEASE, JOE, DON'T DO THIS." "WELL, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, OK?" "I CAN BE NORMAL." "WATCH ME." "IT'S NAP TIME," "SO WE'LL SEE YOU LATER." "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE." "HEH." "I GUARANTEE IT." "[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING]" "YOU WERE RIGHT, FREDDY." "THEY DIDN'T EVEN CHECK THE DAY." "BRUNS." "BRUNS!" "FOCUS." "THE IDEA IS TO GET SHAD TO COME TO REHEARSALS." "SAVE A THOUSAND BUCKS, YEAH?" "HE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE" "ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE." "YOU WAIT HERE." "WELL, WHAT IF I SHOULD SEE HIM FIRST?" "FIND ME." "WHAT IF THERE'S NO TIME?" "FIND ME." "[BEEP]" "NO CHEATING." "SHADLING," "YOU SAID YOU'D LISTEN TO THE WHOLE DEMO." "BABY, NOW YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'VE GOT A GREAT SOUND." "THEN MANAGE ME." "I'LL MANAGE YOU..." "MM." "IF YOU LEAVE TOBY." "OH, THAT'S SO ROMANTIC." "BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT AN OPTION." "WE DON'T WANT TO ROCK THE BOAT, DO WE?" "I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO TRACK 2." "[ZIP]" "[BOTH MOANING]" "OH, HI, SHAD." "IT'S BRUNO" "IN-A-PINCH MANAGEMENT?" "AHH, YEAH." "UH, SHAD, LOOK, I KNOW YOU SAID" "YOU'D COME TO OUR NEXT GIG AND ALL," "BUT WE THOUGHT MAYBE, YOU KNOW, YOU'D LIKE" "TO COME TO A REHEARSAL INSTEAD, YOU KNOW?" "UH, GET A JUMP ON" "COME ON, BABY, DON'T PLAY WITH ME NOW." "YOU REALLY DO HAVE TO HEAR THEM LIVE" "RRRAAAOWRRRAAA!" "UH, SHAD, IS THIS A GOOD TIME FOR YOU?" "NO!" "DON'T YOU DARE TEASE ME!" "YEAH!" "THE DEMO ROCKS!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "OH!" "OH, A DEMO!" "FUCK, YES!" "WELL, THE TRUTH IS, WE CAN'T REALLY AFFORD" "TO DO A DEMO" "AAAAH!" "LOVE THE DEMO!" "OH, GIVE IT TO ME!" "SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D GIVE IT A SERIOUS LISTEN?" "NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!" "OHH!" "HERE WE GO!" "I GET IT!" "WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU ONE THEN!" "YOU WON'T BE SORRY, SHAD." "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "AAAAAH!" "AAAAAH!" "OOOOH!" "OOOOH!" "HA HA!" "AAAH!" "HA HA!" "I'LL BE IN TOUCH, ALL RIGHT?" "!" "AAAH!" "UHHH!" "[SIGHS]" "I'LL GET YOUR CONTRACTS DRAWN UP TOMORROW." "MM." "[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING]" "IF THEY HADN'T CAUGHT YOU SNEAKING OUTTA THE MAKE-UP ROOM," "THEY NEVER WOULD'VE CHECKED THE PASSES." "WHAT'S IT MATTER?" "NOW WE KNOW WHAT SHAD WANTS." "A DEMO!" "GREAT, AND NOW INSTEAD OF FINDING A GRAND," "WE'VE GOTTA FIND 3!" "[ALL GRUNTING]" "WHOA-OH-OH!" "WHOA-OH-OH!" "[KOOKSPLAYING]" "## WILL YOU STAY IN OUR LOVER'S STORY?" "##" "## IF YOU STAY, YOU WON'T BE SORRY ##" "## 'CAUSE WE BELIEVE IN YOU ##" "## SOON YOU'LL GROW, SO TAKE A CHANCE ##" "## WITH A COUPLE OF KOOKS ##" "## HUNG UP ON ROMANCING ##" "## WILL YOU STAY IN OUR LOVER'S STORY?" "##" "## IF YOU STAY, YOU WON'T BE SORRY ##" "## 'CAUSE WE BELIEVE IN YOU ##" "## SOON YOU'LL GROW, SO TAKE A CHANCE ##" "## WITH A COUPLE OF KOOKS ##" "## HUNG UP ON ROMANCING ##" "YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE" "WHAT JOE'S GONE AND DONE." "SO YOU KNOW." "YOU'VE MET HIS LITTLE FRIEND THEN?" "YEAH, KATIE, I'M SO SORRY." "YOU ARE?" "OF COURSE I AM." "I COULDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS SCREWING AROUND ON YOU," "AND I DID TRY AND TELL YOU," "AND THAT BLOODY PLANE FLEW OVERHEAD," "AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH JOE ANYWAY," "SO I FIGURED THAT THE BAND WAS GOING REALLY WELL," "AND SHAD WANTED TO" "YOU DIDN'T KNOW?" "I CAME TO TALK TO YOU" "ABOUT JOE BUYING A MELON AS A BABY SUBSTITUTE," "BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL THIS TIME," "HE'S BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR," "AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT IT" "FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING BAND?" "!" "YEAH, BUT-- WELL, I DON'T THINK" "I MEAN, HOW SELFISH CAN YOU GET?" "TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT YOU AND I" "BUT THAT WAS ALL BULLSHIT, TOO." "NO, KATIE, THAT WAS REAL." "HONESTLY, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL." "FREDDY YOU HAVE NO IDEA." "I TRUSTED YOU." "[DOOR BANGS]" "HOW DO I OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR?" "!" "JUST PULL IT." "## SO RATHER THAN BEING KICKED AROUND ##" "## I'M GONNA KICK YOU TO THE CURB ##" "## SO RATHER THAN BEING PUSHED AROUND ##" "## I'M GONNA PUSH YOU AWAY FIRST ##" "## SO RATHER THAN TRYING TO PROTECT YOU##" "## I'M GONNA COVER MY BASES FIRST ##" "## SO RATHER THAN TRYING TO OPEN MY HEART ##" "## I'M GONNA LOCK IT WITH A KEY... ##" "[BULLET FIRES]" "## CAN EVER GET THROUGH TO ME ##" "[NEW SONG BEGINS]" "[BELL RINGING]" "Tanya:" "BREAKING UP WITH FREDDY'S THE BEST THING" "THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME." "FREE TO ROAM, FREE TO RAGE," "FREE TO HAVE A FREAKIN' ORGASM OCCASIONALLY." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH GUYS TODAY?" "THEY COULDN'T FIND THEIR WAY AROUND A SUPERMARKET," "LET ALONE A WOMAN'S BODY." "OH, MY GOD." "FEEDING TIME ON THE PLANET OF THE APES." "OHH, SHIT, TAN." "IF ONLY IT WASN'T SO TRAGICALLY HIP" "TO BE BI THESE DAYS." ""TO SUBJUGATE IS TO MAKE SUBSERVIENT OR SUBMISSIVE."" "FALSE." "INCORRECT." "[BUZZ]" ""PRECOGNITION IS THE ABILITY TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE."" "WHAT, LIKE, ME AND YOU GOING OUT ON A DATE, OR SOMETHING?" "DREAM ON, DICKHEAD." "[BUZZ]" "[GRUNTS]" "[BEEPS]" "[RINGING]" "Kate:" "HELLO?" "YEAH, KATIE, IT'S ME." "I" "[CLICK, DIAL TONE]" "[WHIRS]" "[CLANG]" "OH, WHAT?" "[WHIRRING]" "LET'S GO." "HA HA HA." "A HOLE IN ONE RIGHT THERE." "Tanya:" "ONE-NIGHT STANDS SEEM WEIRD TO ME." "SEX WITH A STRANGER IS THE THRILL OF THE UNEXPECTED." "ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE SITTIN' IN A PUB, CATCHIN' A WINK," "AND THE NEXT, YOU'RE ASS-OUT, BUCK-NAKED" "WITH A LITTLE PINK TONGUE ROOTING AROUND YOUR BUNGHOLE." "MAYBE I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE PLANTING MY HEELS" "ON THE CEILING AND YELLING, "COME AND GET IT."" "SEXUAL FRUSTRATION CAN BE FRUSTRATING." "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WHAT'S GOING ON?" "NO." "NO." "THOMMO?" "WHAT'S THE STORY?" "WHAT STORY WOULD THAT BE, FREDDO?" "AH, WELL, LADDIE, ONCE UPON A TIME," "THERE WAS A BARMAN NAMED THOMMO," "WHO GOT SICK OF SELLING ALCOHOLIC REFRESHMENT" "TO LOSERS AND HALF-WITS" "IN THE SHIT PART OF TOWN," "SO HE SOLD HALF HIS EQUITY" "TO THE EVIL DEVELOPMENT MAN," "WHO TURNED AROUND" "AND FILLED HIS JOINT WITH POKIES," "AND THEN THOMMO LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER," "SAILING AROUND THE WORLD" "ON HIS GIGANTIC FUCKIN' YACHT." "WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT, THOMMO:" "US--WE SUPPORTED YOU FOR YEARS" "OR PIMPIN' OUT YOUR PUB FOR A QUICK BUCK?" "WHAT ABOUT THE BANDS, MAN?" "WHAT ABOUT 'EM?" "I NOW OFFICIALLY CONSIDER YOU THE ENEMY." "COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE." "[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING]" "SEND YOU A POSTCARD, YOU DICK." "GOD, A DEMO?" "THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE." "SHAD WAS PRACTICALLY BEGGING ME FOR IT." "JEEZ, TAN, WE CAN'T PASS THIS UP." "YEAH, COME ON." "NO!" "THE ANSWER'S NO." "COME ON, YOU KNOW HOW TIGHT THEY ARE." "LOOK, ANY MONEY GIVEN" "COMES WITH SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL STRINGS ATTACHED." "MM. MM?" "UHH!" "ALL RIGHT!" "BUT WE DO IT MY WAY," "OR WE DON'T DO IT AT ALL!" "AND YOU ALL HAVE TO BE THERE," "EVEN JOE." "HEH HEH." "COME ON." "THAT'S A CHEQUE, THEN." "THINK WE PISSED HER OFF?" "KATE." "NO, NO." "CORN FLAKES?" "NO, I'M GOOD." "NO, THE ONLY TIME KATE CAME AROUND" "WAS TO DROP OFF A GARBAGE BAG FULL OF JOE'S STUFF." "SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM." "ALL RIGHT." "THANKS, KEV." "FREDDY," "HE REALLY SCREWED IT UP GOOD, DIDN'T HE?" "YEAH, WE BOTH DID." "WELL, WE'RE MUSOS." "WE'RE MEANT TO SCREW UP WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN." "I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, KEV." "[HISSES]" "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "HEY." "GIANT SQUID WAS PRETTY COOL, HUH?" "YOU REMEMBER THAT GIG WE PLAYED IN HIGH SCHOOL" "YOU'RE BEING RUDE." "WHAT?" "YOU DIDN'T SAY HELLO." "YEAH, I DID." "I JUST" "TO MELLIE." "HEY, MELLIE." "ANYWAY, YOU REMEMBER THE GIG IN HIGH SCHOOL" "DON'T TRY TO MEMORY LANE ME, FREDDY." "COME ON." "WE COULD USE SOME OF THAT FEELING RIGHT NOW." "OLD NEWS, MATE." "WE'RE BETTER NOW." "YOU AND ME, TAN AND LUCE." "YOU AND I ARE STRONGER THAN ANY BULLSHIT" "WE'RE STUCK IN AT THE MOMENT, AREN'T WE?" "YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT YOU AND KATE?" "JUST-- FOR SOME REASON," "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MIND." "SHE'S MY GIRL." "YEAH, I KNOW." "IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT." "ANYWAY, WHATEVER, MAN." "LOOK, I'M HERE ABOUT THE BAND," "AND THIS IS OUR CHANCE, YOU KNOW?" "I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS THING HAPPEN." "AND IF YOU WANT TO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE," "THEN--WELL, THAT'D BE REALLY COOL." "IT'S UP TO YOU." "OH, GREAT." "JOE'S LOST IT." "HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME." "WELL, I'M GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME," "YOU DON'T SEE ME BREAST-FEEDING MANGOS." "MELONS." "WHATEVER!" "IS THE TABLE SET?" "MAYBE I SHOULD PUT ON SOME MUSIC." "NO, IT'LL JUST MAKE THEM TENSE." "OH, GUYS, I'M SORRY I'M LATE," "BUT MELLIE WAS A LITTLE BIT GRUMPY ON THE WAY OVER." "JOE, PLEASE, NO MELONS," "JUST FOR TONIGHT." "SHOULDN'T LITTLE MELLIES BE IN BED BY NOW?" "RELAX." "HA HA." "HERE'S TO BLEEDING YOUR PARENTS DRY." 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