"For Paradise Film Distribution Company" "a Paradise producers' center production" "SV-AURUM Film company" "Arthur Smolyaninov" "Anna Starshenbaum" "Olga Popova" "Gosha Kutsenko" "Ivan Okhlobystin" "Sergei Puskepalis" "Andrei Leonov" "Irina Hakamada" "A film by Vera Storozheva" "Written by Natalia Nazarova" "Director of Photography Oleg Kirichenko" "Production design by Sergei Tyrin" "Music by Gary Miller" "Sound by Eugene Chaiko" "Costume design by Marina Ananyeva Irina Lunina" "Makeup by Galina Ustimenko" "Edited by Mikhail lgonin" "Young man!" "You have snow on your head." "A foreigner!" "You all walk hatless  and then say it's cold in Russia." "Executive producers Anna Popova Armen Adilkhanyan" "Russia?" "So I'm in Russia?" "Yes, in Russia." "Where else?" "Produced by Tatiana Sergeenko Vera Storozheva" "I'm so sick of this planet." "General Producers Gevorg Nersisyan Armen Manasaryan, Arthur Nersesyan" "Yes!" "Sasha, Happy coming New Year!" "Oh, it's you, dad?" "What time is it?" "5 p. m." "What?" "It's 5 p. m. in Kamchatka." "I'll be passing through Moscow today." "Any chance you could shelter two homeless volcanologists?" "Dad, I was actually going to celebrate New Year with some friends." "Who's the second one?" "My colleague, Seryoga." "He's a great guy." "He's an alpinist, he can even roast potatoes." "All in all, you're gonna like him!" "Dad, I already have a boyfriend  with such a pretty whiskered snout!" "If whiskers count for you, he could grow his own!" "What?" "Who?" " l said 'no problem, he can grow his whiskers'." " Dad, I was talking about my cat!" "Dad!" "Jeez!" "Happy coming New Year!" "Hi, Valera!" "Dad will be coming to see me for this New Year." "Wait, your dad?" "But we were planning to go to Rodion's place, no?" "Then we'll have to celebrate it with my dad first and then go to Rodion." "Is there any way we could do without your dad?" "Who's that?" "What?" "Well, somebody just walked by." "Who is it?" "It's my cousin from Chelyabinsk." "Why is she in her underwear?" "Is she not supposed to be wearing underwear now?" "Babe!" "Whom are you talking to?" "Go fuck yourself!" "Babe!" "In Chelyabinsk!" "Triple toe loop." "Are you OK?" "How can I be OK?" "It's been snowing for a week!" "And I'm sick of cleaning it." "Does it hurt?" "Yes, it hurts." "How about now?" "It no longer hurts." "Hi!" "How about celebrating this New Year with me?" "What?" "You broke up with Valera and decided to give me a call?" "Well yes, sure, I've been sitting here, waiting for your call." "Never mind, if you don't want to." "I just wanted you to meet my dad." "Your dad?" "Meet your dad?" "Or do you just want to use me?" "So that I help you with your exam?" "Are you sick?" "Take a pill, will you?" "No, I'm OK, and you are not gonna be OK, today!" "Know why?" "Volintsev will be conducting the exam!" "No!" "And we both know he hates geologist girls, don't we?" "Oh, you little toad!" "Who?" "Me?" "Now I see your true face, Nikolaeva!" "It's the face of a person who doesn't have regard for other people's feelings..." "Come here!" "Damn!" "... the sense of your uniqueness is a profound illusion!" "Seven billion people live on the Earth, and women make three and a half billion." "Five million of them are beautiful!" "Come here, come on!" "It's a dangerous job, homie!" "People throw bottles, eggs..." "Come here I said." "... you think you can lure a man with your finger..." "Why you kill good man?" "Every week a Muscovite jumps from the roof  full of yourselves, don't want to live?" "Easy!" " Homie!" " Ambulance is on its way." "Homie is dead!" "Such a nice guy!" "It was an accident!" "Accidents have big consequences." "I know, I know everything." "Come on!" "Hey, look." "He's alive." "Why you scare people?" "We thought you were dead." "But you're alive!" "OK, Vitya, grab your things." "Hello!" " So, who fell out of the window?" " Me." "And this guy fell out with you?" "No, he..." "I fell on him..." "OK, check him." " And hold his head." " Don't move!" "Does this hurt?" "I feel great!" "I see." "It's a torpid phase of shock." "Get the stretchers here!" "... she fell from the roof." "He push me away and she fell on him!" "Hero of Russia!" "Shut up, OK?" "I'm telling you it was an accident!" "OK, miss." "Please get in the car!" " No, I can't." " What do you mean you can't?" " I have an exam!" " What?" "I have an exam!" "You don't need to worry, really." "We both feel great." "Some fucking comedians!" "Do you think we don't have any other calls?" "So who's gonna pay for this false call?" "Come on." "Let's chip in." "Everything hurts." "Everything broken inside." "I need take to hospital!" "Get in the car." "We'll take you to the hospital." "Vitya, let's take this one at least." "Happy coming New Year." "If you live long enough to see it, that is." "Vitya, let's go!" "Look at her." "Exam my ass!" "Just talking big!" " We should've called the cops!" " Damn!" "It turns out I can fly." "My name is Sasha." " My name is Seraphim." " What?" "Seraphim." "It means 'red-hot'." "Yeah, I could use some of that to warm up right now." "Gotta go!" "Sorry for that!" "Happy coming New Year!" "Hey, red-hot!" "Your coat is dirty!" "What should be done about that?" "Damn!" "The key is inside!" "Did I not lock the door yesterday?" "Stupid!" "Come on in!" "... you can remain silent, you can keep ignoring me, you can keep ignoring the entire world  but one day you will pay for that!" "All because of you!" "Why are you just standing there?" "Take your clothes off, come on in!" " Shall I take off my shirt as well?" " What?" "Sorry, I guess I got you wrong." "Quite wrong." "Here!" "Put the kettle on." "And feed the cat." "The food is in the refrigerator." "This is not happening." "Why did you give the cat my chicken?" "Cats love chicken meat." "Really?" "I love it too!" "Damn!" "Why didn't you put the kettle on?" "I did." "Damn!" "It seems I've really knocked you off." "Maybe you should go to the hospital?" "No, I feel perfectly healthy." "You sure?" "This is how you put the kettle on." "Remember." "I'll change my clothes, and you dry the coat, it's in the bathroom." "The bathroom is here." "Hot air!" "Very hot!" "Where are you from?" "From Jerusalem." "And you don't have any hair-dryers there, do you?" "No." "Then how do you dry your head?" "Head?" "I'm sorry, but why do I need to dry my head?" "Here." "Want some tea?" "Green or black?" "Tea!" "Coffee?" " Tea!" " Tea." "This tea grew on the slope of Sichuan mountain  a Chinese girl by name Xu Lin gathered it  she loved a man by the name Chu Young," "but she married Li Zhen who works in an L. E. D. factory." "And Chu Young hasn't married yet..." "Creamy Candy - fudge with candied fruit!" "Made by Red October factory!" "Sweetened condensed milk, butter, syrup, candied fruit, alcohol, brandy, aromatics... 411 calories!" "Packer number 5." "Dyed blonde, a single mother of forty-five." "Sorry, but she's 32 and her hair is red." "Two kids... twins." "Katya and Angela." "Sometimes she takes candies home." "If she doesn't stop, she'll be fired soon." "It's very sad." "Who are you anyway?" "I mean what do you do for a living?" "I help people." "Some kind of a charitable organization?" "You could say that." "So what's the name of the organization?" "The heavenly legion." "Are you a member of a sect?" "I'm an angel." "I see." "Me too." "Sometimes!" "I'm sorry, but you're human." "Feminine gender." "Look, legioner." "I've gotta go, really, sorry." "Crystallography is a complex science." "How did you know that?" "Very funny..." "For instance, let's take an ordinary snowflake." "It's a real crystal, formed by the collision of droplets of water with field particles in the clouds!" "Look at this beautiful shape!" "By the way, have you read the treatise of Johannes Kepler on hexagonal snowflakes?" "In this treatise, the author reflects on the form of snowflakes." "What are you doing?" "Stopping a car!" " With your hand?" " With what else?" "Damn!" "What are you doing?" "Let the car go, you freak!" "I said let it go, or I'm gonna call the police." "I'm sorry, but why did you stop?" "You won't believe me." "I'm going crazy." "I feel embarrassed driving with the blinker." "It was OK before, but today I feel embarrassed about it." "So I began to persuading myself, saying "don't fret, old man. "" ""It's an official government car after all. " Still I my soul is not at ease." "And I saw a girl running, in a hurry." "And I think to myself "let me do a good deed. "" "I'm sorry, do you happen to be from Jerusalem?" "Do I look like I am?" "No, just asking." "Well then, Johannes Kepler wondered why the snowflake is strictly of a hexagonal shape." "One of us is definitely not well in the head." "Why?" "Because when the microscopic water droplets in the clouds face with the field particles and freeze  the six-pointed crystal form come about." "All right, look, snow-lover!" "Do you have any gum?" "A gum, you know." "Thanks." "Because of the structure of water molecules, only 60 and 120 angles are possible between the rays of the crystal!" "What was that?" "It's the very first gum. 1848." "Made by the factory of John Curtis." "Called "Licorice Lulu. "" " What damn Lulu?" " Sasha!" "Happy coming New Year!" "Who's the guy?" "Seraphim!" "It's a pleasure to meet you!" "I'm Varvara." "The pleasure is mutual!" "Shall we?" " He's a psycho, you stupid!" " A psycho?" "He's so cute!" "Hi!" "My ugly cat gets out on the ledge." "I try to get him, and then I slip, and I fall down, like a bullet, from the third floor!" "That's horrible!" "Your whole life probably flashed before your eyes?" "What life?" "I'm falling down screaming 'Maaaaaa'!" "And this guy is standing below!" "Do they take your exam here?" "Well, in a way yes." "But you'll need to take the other door!" "I'm sorry." "What exam is this?" "Let me explain you that!" "The man actually saved your life!" "And you call him a psycho." "OK, he's not a psycho, but I don't know." "Somewhat inadequate, I told him to put the kettle on, and he just put it on the table." "He hadn't seen a hair-dryer before, for Christ's sake." "It's called "Male consumer idiocy" which is pretty normal!" "He stopped a car by raising its bumper with one hand." "I saw on TV a man pulling a train with his teeth!" "It took me 15 minutes to get here by a car with a blinker on." "And he just happened to be here already!" "Means he had another car with a blinker around the corner which explains everything." "Maybe he works for the Federal Security Service." "He's from Jerusalem." "Then it's some Israeli CIA." "He says he's an angel." "Angel?" "So what is it you don't like about that?" " Did you make cheat sheets?" " Have a look!" "Here we have the crystal lattice, here - the unit cell, and here is the polymorphism." "Are you kidding me?" "ls this the stone age?" "It's a polycrapism, not polymorphism." "Know what!" "It took me half the night to prepare this." "Order of the rector: anybody who gets caught with a mobile phone will be expelled." "The order said nothing about written cheat sheets." "OK, bandar-logs, everybody come down here!" "I'm not going to sit here with you till the New Year!" "Get your mark books ready." "Put your mobile phones on the table!" "Why did you come?" "You've automatically passed!" "Let me see your mark book!" "Come on, come on!" " Don't drink too much." " I don't drink at all." "And I don't smoke." " Happy coming New Year!" " Thanks!" "OK, whoever answers first, gets one extra point!" "Varya!" "Varya, the formation of snow." "One sec." " Lower, lower..." " I can't." "You!" " What are you looking for there?" " Nothing." "No, you were looking for something, I saw." "Need any help?" "No!" "Thanks!" "I'll be answering!" " Your last name?" " Nikolaeva!" "The law of crystal symmetry." "The formation of snow!" "Back in the 16th century, the medieval scholar Johannes Kepler wondered why the snowflake is strictly of a hexagonal shape." "You've been reading Kepler?" "Yes, I love Kepler!" "And his treatise is really something, it's such a great book!" "That's interesting, please go on!" "Snowflakes are of a hexagonal star shape and there must be reason for that." "For if it is a coincidence, why are there no pentagonal or septangular snowflakes?" "You!" "What are you hiding in there?" "I can see everything." "What do you have in there?" "I believe you!" "You'll make an excellent geologist, give me your mark book!" "I can see everything, everything!" "What do you have under your skirt?" " Under my skirt?" "My legs." " And your legs have cheat sheets." "You should be ashamed of yourself!" "This girl here is quoting Kepler, and look at you!" "Give me those cheat sheets." "Yes!" "What?" "Wait, are you sure?" "My son was just born." "Congratulations!" "4 girls in 3 years!" "I mean 3 in 4 years." "Finally a son!" "Girls can't be a good geologists." "Girls can't carry rocks, it's too heavy." "And once a girl gets married  she can say goodbye to field work!" "Everybody gets an A!" "Give me your mark books!" "Look, it was the first time I heard about that Kepler." "No, really, I opened my mouth and it just came out." "It's completely different words that just come out of your mouth by themselves." "Well?" "10 o'clock at Rodion's place?" "Don't forget the dress code." "Anyone who comes in jeans will celebrate in the street." "Finally I'll see Nikolaeva's legs!" "So you're not interested in mine?" "Did you find a dress?" "My plans have changed." "My dad is coming to my place with a team of volcanologists." "And what am I supposed to do there without you?" "It's an A, mom!" "What do you mean 'how'?" "I studied!" "Sasha!" "Sasha, I'm sorry, I was very rude this morning." "But it was too unexpected." "I wasn't ready." "And then I thought 'why not?" "'" "I'd love to." "How's that?" "You'd love to do what?" "Well, meet your dad and..." "Kolya..." "Seven billion people live on Earth!" "You have a huge selection!" "OK, let's go." " Where to?" " You'll be the stand-by." "There he is!" "Kolya... that guy is insane." "He's been following me since this morning." " Do something!" " Like what?" "Like asking him to leave." "Will he leave?" " Depends on how you ask him." " Sasha, let me do it." "Don't!" " What's his name?" " What's the difference?" "!" "Shall I go?" "Stop!" " You probably want to hit me?" " Me?" "I've already been hit today." "They even knocked out my tooth." "ls it OK now?" "It's OK." "Sasha!" "He can put dentures into his own mouth!" "That's it." "Kolya, you can go, I will do it myself, got it?" "Young man, turn around!" "Turn around!" "And go!" "Go!" "Don't stand." "You go the other way!" "Away with both of you!" "The psycho... the coward and the womanizer." " Who's the womanizer?" " Valera." "I called him on Skype, and there was a naked body with no head, but in underwear." "Red underwear." "So who was it?" "Who's what?" "I'm telling you there was no head, I'm unable to identify a person by her underwear." "No, I think he's not a psycho." " Why's that?" " He has a nice coat and speech manner." "Maybe he really is an angel?" "You believe in angels?" "Well, I concede the possibility of their existence." "Hi, dad." "Sasha, we have a huge snowfall here, so the flight has been delayed." " And what about the New Year?" " We'll find a way." "OK, see you!" "He'll be late." "Non-flying weather." "Just look at this." "Our young helper is repairing the trolley." "Sasha, can I have him?" "In your dreams." "I'm gonna need him myself." "Come on in." "Seraphim, could you please help me today?" "Sure, angels were created to help people." "OK, then could you please tell everyone that you're my boyfriend?" "OK, but I'll be around today only until 12 o'clock." "Well, that's just great, it's exactly what I need." "Dog in the manger, like always." "Look!" "They're eating each other!" "It's called a kiss." "They are French." " Is that a French kiss?" " Yes, Seraphim, and if you want I could explain it to you in detail, only not here." "Easy!" "Get yourself a boyfriend and then you can explain it to him." "Seraphim, what are you doing tomorrow?" "I won't be here tomorrow." "Got that?" " Now relax!" " I can't until I eat something." "Let's go there." "Come on, hurry!" " Here you go." "Bon appetit!" " Thanks!" "This is our favorite place." "We often come here and play this game." "The game is called "Guess. "" "There!" "You need to guess his name and profession." "It's Leonid, some middle manager." "Pavel, a photographer." "He's Boris, a dermatologist." "Varya, go check it." "People are walking, not knowing that they are being watched." "Yes." "It's very much similar to the way we look at you from up there." "So what do you feel up there?" "Love." "His name is Boris and he's an artist!" "It seems you flopped, Mr. Red-Hot!" "Turns out you don't know everything." "He is a dermatologist." "Well he guessed the name at least!" "Never mind, maybe he was distracted." "Seraphim here was just confessing his love to me." "Already?" "Shall I leave?" "No, why?" "I love you too." "That's cool." "No, wait." "Maybe you could specify your choice?" "How?" "I love both of you." " And you too." " Thanks." "Womanizer for sure." "What do you mean by saying "I love you"?" "Love." "I love everybody." "Absolutely everybody!" "This is some gangbang." "Come on, Varya, explain to our representative of supernatural powers what "love" is." "Well, love is, when a man and a woman meet and there is a spark." "A spark?" "Well yes, or an attraction!" "When you go around and don't think of anyone or anything, and you don't notice anything... and the pleasantry for life escalates, and you eat without getting fat." " So you're saying that love is..." " It's a game." "People play and play that game and then break up." "Break up?" "Well, of course, everything tends to end sooner or later." "Everything - summer, traffic, coffee, cigarettes... sugar, night..." "and love." "I don't think so!" "That's the reason you don't have a boyfriend!" "Sorry!" " Where are you going?" "Stop!" " Can't you see a man is being beaten?" "Are you some superhero?" "What do you care?" "Hey guys!" "What are you doing?" "It's New Year's Eve." "Leave the man alone." "What do you want, fatty?" "Me, a fatty?" " That's cool!" " Get up quickly!" "Come on." "You like black guys?" "Hold her." " Oh, you bitch!" " Don't touch her!" "Take your hands off of her." "What do you want?" "Take your filthy hands off of me, ape!" "What's wrong?" " What's wrong?" " What have you been smoking?" "I'm feeling sick." "Hey guys, what's wrong?" "Stop fucking around!" "Amazing!" "Amazing!" "This is quite a unique case, sudden pigmentation!" "You know, you come to my clinic." "I'm a dermatologist..." " Go fuck yourself, dermatologist!" " Let's get the fuck out of here." "Unbelievable!" "Boris Anatolyevich, dermatologist." "Well, Boris Anatolyevich  Doctor of Medical Science, why did you lie?" "You know, when such a beautiful girl approached me on the street, I couldn't work up the courage to say... that I'm a dermatologist." "Yes, you are so beautiful!" "Your face is bleeding." "I'm a very nice person, studying at the department of gas industry." "My dad is a king." "I want to court you as long as it takes to win your heart." "As long as you wish." "Great, you got the angel, I got the prince." "Let's go stitch up your face, Prince." "So my boyfriend is an angel?" "I can only imagine: my dad comes back and I'm a black person." "He has no dad, only a mom." "Come on, I don't believe it." "I don't believe that you're an angel." "Don't believe him, miss, I'm the angel!" " No, I'm the angel!" " No, I am!" " Alright, you're both angels, let's go." "I'm an angel." "He's not!" " So you're an angel?" " Yes." "Well, since you're an angel." "Show me something!" "What?" "I don't know." "Some miracle." "Come on!" "What would you like?" "What would I like?" "When I was a child, I had a dream  that I'm walking down the street." "Then a voice calls out to me." "I turn around and see this... two meters tall... handsome young man, who tells me..." "Can I see your papers?" "Hi!" "Wow!" "Do you need some special invitation or something?" "I don't have any papers." "How come?" "Who are you?" "Where did you come from?" " Hey guys, he's a foreigner." " All the more so." "Where is your registration, ghoul?" " I'm not a ghoul." "I'm an angel." " Then you're coming with us, get in the car." "Guys, please, it's almost New Year, is there... an amicable way we could resolve this?" "Amicable?" "What do you mean by that?" "Well..." "Five?" "Ten?" "Twenty thousand?" "No way!" "We don't take bribes!" "It looks like deer antlers!" "You want a deer?" "Yes, that's right." "Deer, take me to your other deers!" "A deer!" "A deer!" "Three zeroes speaking, we have a deer here in front of us." "What deer?" "Get over here now." "We don't have enough men." " Here you go!" " Thanks!" "Hurry up or I'll break your balls." "Where did they go?" "They wanted this deer, didn't they?" "They did!" "We are done with the deer." "Next shot!" "Where are our couples in love?" "Here they are!" " Who are you?" " Your assistant." "Then go assist!" "I need some nice faces." "I asked for couples in love  not the housing office workers on strike!" "Your green tea." "Hey guys, any chance you could stand in the background for this shot, please?" " What do we need to do?" " The director will tell you everything, but you won't be paid!" "Is that alright?" "Come on, come on!" "Go, go!" "So what do you think?" "Good!" "You just met!" "You don't know each other yet, but you are attracted each other." "Don't look into the camera." "Look at each other!" "Gaze into each other's eyes non-stop up to the 'cut' command." "Should we kiss?" " Kiss?" " Kiss?" "No." "There's no way you can kiss." "It's just the beginning of your relationship." "You just look at each other and a magic feeling begins to bloom in your souls." "Like a flower." "This is your destiny!" "This is your destiny, understand?" "Whoever looks at the camera or tries to kiss will get killed on the spot." "Please approve the costumes." "Ready to shoot!" "Snow, wind-blower, camera!" "Come on, guys, follow her." "Lights!" " Lights!" " Got it!" "Camera!" "Scene 36." "Shot three." "Take one." "Action!" "I can't, I'm sorry." "One moment..." "Stop!" "Young man!" "Young man, come over here!" "You need to be in the movies." "Your face is amazing - it really shines on camera." "And mine?" "Yours doesn't." "It just doesn't." "You need to go do some work on your inner world." "OK, what's next?" "Scene 37." "Then they will show it in movie theaters." "On these really big screens." "Why?" "What do you mean why?" "In order to..." "Damn!" "Simple things are so hard to explain." "Why do you keep saying the word "damn"?" "What does it mean?" "Well, it means... it's the analogue of another word, which means  a woman of bad behavior, so to say." "What's her name?" "Do you know her?" "Who?" "That woman?" "Oh, damn!" "You're gonna blow my mind!" "We just say it for no special reason." "Don't bark, Jorik!" "Jorik!" "Jorik!" "Jorik!" "Damn New Year!" "The dog is dead." "Jesus!" "Seraphim, do something!" "Help us!" "Jorik!" "Could you check him please?" "I think he has a pulse." "I'm afraid to!" " Somebody!" " Jorik!" "Jorik!" "It's gonna be all right." "Jorik!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Get up!" "Jorik, you scared your mommy, stupid." " Thank you so much!" " Happy New Year, Jora!" "Did you see that?" "How is that possible?" "Hello!" "Yes!" "So I'm the one who confuses you?" "You don't confuse me?" "Valera, look, stop blowing my brains." "What?" "Get lost, Valera!" "Can you make someone turn so ugly... that all the girls would not touch him even with a ten foot pole?" "No, I can't!" "Why the hell do I do with you then?" "What do girls usually do with their boyfriends?" "I could tell you that... but you might faint." "Please note, only the most strong and stable angels are sent to Russia!" "Really?" "OK, are you allowed to carry heavy things?" "I see." "That's enough, put it down." "Thanks." "Seraphim, Seraphim!" "I'm here!" " I'm here!" " I can see you." "Come here." "Walk next to me." "Every year I tell myself to go buy presents early." "Presents?" "You mean offerings?" "Something like that, but not so stuck up." "It's more an expression of attention, love, and so on." "Main thing is to guess right." "By the way, what should I gift to my dad?" "He wants skis." " Skis?" " Yes, skis." "Watch out!" "An advertising campaign." "Would you like to try?" " Is this champagne?" " Yes." " We'll try it." " We need to pay." "No, there's no need." "Put it back." " This is free, isn't it?" " Yes." "Thank you!" " We are not allowed this." " Today everybody is allowed everything!" "How is it?" "Like it?" "I feel dizzy." "That's good!" "Let's go!" "I feel so dizzy." "May I?" "Thanks." "What happened to her head?" "Because a woman with no head is the perfect woman!" "Perfect woman?" "Oh, that looks so great on you!" "This dress goes very well with your head." "Gift the girl this dress." "Is it what guys do?" "Sort of." "We'll take it." "What's that?" "With this coin King Henry of Navarre freed from captivity his friend Count Antoine de Martignac  then this coin was among those with which the Chateau de Royale castle was bought... then it it stayed in a chest for 100 years, but was stolen during the fire in 1745..." "Stop." "We don't take foreign currency." "Where are you going?" "Stop, stop!" "He stole your coin!" "That waiter!" " That's OK, he needs it more than I do." " Do something!" "Nothing needs to be done." "He needs it more, really." "You're such a saint that I feel sick." "The smell of a true man." "How is he supposed to smell?" "It depends." "Try it!" "Oh, Seraphim!" "That's too much." "Do I smell like a real man?" "Smell me." "Do I?" "You smell absolutely different." "Of course, the perfume unfolds different ways on different persons." "Young man, this is your aroma, take it!" " My aroma?" " Young man!" " You don't need it." " Why?" "He said it's my aroma!" "Just trust me!" "Please, check out this new aroma." "What is she doing?" " Dancing." " Why?" "She's in a good mood." "I'm in a good mood too." "But I'm not dancing." "Why?" "In a whirlwind of joy couples are swirling..." "We've almost said goodbye to the old year..." " Music engulfs you..." " Seraphim!" " Everybody is looking at us!" " So what?" "I'm in a good mood." "Let's dance!" "Please!" "Come on!" "Wait!" "Put your hand on my waist." " Where?" " My waist." "Let's dance like her." "I feel dizzy." "It's good, that's how you're supposed to feel." " Nice job, old man!" " I'm not an old man." "I'm a guy!" "Her boyfriend!" "Well, man, your girlfriend is the prettiest ever." "Thanks!" "She's my girlfriend just for one day!" "Girlfriend for one day?" "Yes, definitely!" "I'm not even your girlfriend at all." "Sasha!" "Sasha!" "Sasha!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "What?" "You forgot the skis!" "Keep them." "You still have time to ski." "There's plenty of time till 12 o'clock." "Varya!" "Where are you?" "At home!" "Helping the Prince get well." "He doesn't want to go to hospital." "He prefers my grandma's home." "Listen, I checked the encyclopedia." "Angel means "a messenger. "" "Sasha, if he's an angel, then there's a good reason for that." "Understand?" "He's here to deliver a message." "So nail him down and make him talk!" "There's nobody to nail down, we broke up!" "Broke up?" "Come to my place!" "Grandma misses you." "Prince prepared some cutlets." "Wow!" "What an Olympian!" "Olympian!" "Just look at this guy." "What's he doing?" "Not bad, huh?" "I'm gonna call you back." " He's skiing for the first time!" " Oh, come on." "He's doing 90 kilometers an hour!" "First time, my ass!" "No matter how good a skier is... this is a difficult track." "This one loves hard tracks." "Hey, shall we stop?" "The guy is gonna hurt himself." "This guy is not even really a guy." " Step on the gas, please!" " What?" "Step on it!" "Get out!" "Sitting in my car." "Get out!" "Get out!" "OK, I'm out." "How can you treat him like that?" "How can you all treat us like that?" "We love you, ready to break our necks for you, so that you can sit back and put on high airs." " Go step on "it" at home!" " What?" "You know what." "You heard me!" "Hey!" "Olympian!" "They ski just fine." "Dad's gonna love them." "Sasha, I said that you're my girlfriend for one day, but for me that means my entire life." "Do you understand?" "No, no!" "Love is a real and down to earth feeling  and it requires another person to be next to you..." " ... to feel his touch." " OK, touch me!" "I don't believe this." "Wait." "Wait!" "Wait." "Wait!" "Why?" "You want us to kiss each other?" "Me?" "With you?" "Look at yourself." "You're not even a man!" "But I smell like a real man!" "No, you smell like magic!" "Like an angel, I don't know." "But it has nothing in common with a man!" "OK, then." "What should I do?" "Tell me!" "I don't know..." "If a man asks such a question, then he's not a man at all!" "Let's go, Vitya!" "Oh!" "It's them again." "Skiing." "I'll hit them on the head with those skis, if something goes wrong." " So what happened this time?" " Hurry, please." "I don't know, he just fell!" "He fell?" " He doesn't respond." " Nothing new!" "Where does it hurt?" "Right here!" "That's because you've been skiing with broken ribs!" "How come broken ribs?" "He's been walking fine all day!" "He also flew today as well." "Come on, put him on the stretcher." "Vitya, just put him on." "Your hand is so warm!" "What does that mean?" "It means your heart is pumping blood for the time being." "Maybe you're not an angel?" "Would you take off his skis at least?" "Don't just stand there!" "Press your chest against it!" "I said "press your chest against it"!" "I said press your chest against it!" "I don't get it." "Is this an invitation to dance?" "You said "press your chest against it. "" "You see that I'm bald?" "This means that I love women, and women love me." "Don't breathe!" "Give me your lab reports." "Blood, urinalysis." "Miss!" "Are you in line for an X-Ray?" "No." "Stay here, don't cry, son." "Everything can be cured nowadays." "We'll cure you!" "What is this?" " Why isn't it working?" "What's going on?" " Doctor!" "Doctor, here are the results!" "I'm sorry, ma'am!" "But my X-Ray machine is broken." "The results!" " I don't need these!" " Just do the X-Ray, please." "Nobody will see us without it!" "Pavlik, Pavlik!" "Pavlik, come here!" "Let the doctor see you." "See?" "He's entirely black now." "Mom!" "So is he going to be black for the rest of his life now?" "Depends on him." "Does anything ever depend on us?" "Everything." "No, if I completely believe that you're an angel, then I'll go insane!" "People don't go insane because of believing in angels." "What are they doing?" "Acting like idiots." "Who is the idiot?" "Put down the skis." "You are!" "I like acting like an idiot!" "Me too!" "Of course, that was not exactly an ice slide." "Back in Kamchatka we have such ice slides... where you are literally flying for a kilometer and screaming, "Mamaaaa!"" "And meanwhile mom is standing below and laughing." "And later  she left me." "Left you?" "On the 31st of December she and dad went up to the mountains  there was an avalanche  and mom disappeared." "They loved each other so much, and what came of it?" "Did that love save her?" "No!" "That's why I know that one must live here and now because later there won't be anything." "I'm tired of miracles." "I want you to become an ordinary man." "An ordinary man?" "How is that?" "It's very easy." "Ordinary people visit each other's homes... hide presents under the New Year tree  watch old movies, make wishes..." "And then?" "Then they go to sleep." "And then?" "And then nothing!" "There's only "here and now. "" "And now I want to kiss you more than anything." "Sasha, I must not do that!" "But breaking into my life was not a problem for you!" "Seraphim!" "Yes, dad!" " Sasha!" "I love you so much!" " What?" "Don't be afraid of anything." "I love you very much!" "My dear girl, I love you so much!" "What is it?" "Dad, I can't hear you!" "Do you hear me?" "I love you very much!" "Hello!" "No, no, no!" "Excuse me, please, I urgently need a phone like this!" "One minute." "As stated by the Ministry of Emergency Situations of Russia press service...  ... SU-825 took off from Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky airport at 12:03 Moscow time." "After traveling some 500 kilometers...  the crew discovered a combustion of one of the engines...  which disrupted the navigation systems." "The crew is currently doing everything possible to land." "The situation is complicated by bad weather conditions." "It's been heavy snow for 3 hours..." "Miss, your cell phone is fine." "Hurry, please, my dad's there!" "The airplane has 132 people on board, including 7 crew members." "All services of the airport are on high alert..." "The subscriber's phone is switched off or out of reach." "... there are special duty doctors, ambulances..." "This is the latest news." "We will report further developments." "I asked you to bring my mom back... you didn't..." "If you don't bring me back my dad..." "I will never believe again." "Got that?" "You could also pray to the guardian angel." "Here he is!" "This one deceived me completely." " The Angel?" " That's right!" "Hello!" "Dad!" "Sasha, everything is OK." "I'm alive." "Don't worry." "We just landed." "Daddy!" "In an hour we're flying out to Moscow." "I'm fine." "Hello, hello, dad!" "Great!" "Thanks!" "My dad is alive!" "May I?" "Nice work." "You deserve a thanks." "Come inside." "Take your coats off." "Give me the candy." "Give it to me." "Keep your voices down." "Or I'll tell the Lord how you're misbehaving." "And I will tell him that you steal candies from the factory." "What are you saying?" "Excuse me." "Are you the packer number 5?" "From Red October Factory?" "Why?" "If you don't stop doing that, you will get fired." "Jeez!" "I took only a little." "I won't do it anymore!" "Could you please tell me what time it is?" "One sec." " It's 10:00!" " She's gonna kill me." "2 more hours." "And you already vanished!" "Rodion!" " You scared me!" " What are you doing here?" "In half an hour you should be at my place." "Get in." "Quickly." "So what's up between you and Valera?" "He keeps telling me stories about some angels." "Did he not tell you about the red underwear?" "No." "Nothing about that." "Stop here." "No, I don't help blinkers on principle!" "Just stop, I tell you!" "Hey guys, could you please give me a lift?" "It's only one block." "The belt broke!" "Get in." "Do you recognize me?" "No, I'm sorry." "You gave me a lift to the university today!" "Me?" "I drive an official government car." "We are not allowed to give people rides." "I bought this for my mom." "For 2 years she wouldn't talk to my wife." "And today she called." "Her voice was shaking." "She said, "God was about to punish me. "" "I ask her, "What happened, mom?"" "She answers, "My dog was run over by a car. "" "Because of that dog she originally had the fight with my wife." "Some time ago she had said, "My dog is better than your Lena. "" "So did the dog survive?" "It's not that simple." "This is what she told me." "There was a man with a woman passing by." "The woman put her hands on that dog, and it came back to life." "Some paranormal vets?" "Yeah, I laughed about it too." "But she was so serious, she said, "God was about to punish me. "" "Could you stop right there?" "So, did you pass your exam?" "This is the creative idea." "This firm really has some imagination, however, I don't give a damn." "Pick your wings!" " No, thanks!" " You have to!" "Young man, any chance we could be more careful?" "Thank you." "You stole our coin today?" "What coin?" "From the 16th century." "With which King Henry of Navarre freed his friend from captivity." " Ring a bell?" " Sorry, I don't know of any coin or King Henry." "Young man, just keep up the work, everything is OK." "Sasha, come with me." "I am sure it was him." "Sasha, listen..." "Thanks!" "Look at me." "Are you OK?" "I fell out of the window today." "I think I have something for you in the kitchen." "Let's go!" "Rodion!" "I won't let you out, until you two make friends!" "What?" "Rodion!" "Open up!" " I'll break down the door!" " Feel free, you'll cover damage costs with your scholarship money!" "It was my sister Marina from Chelyabinsk!" "Valera, I don't care either way." "Why do you like fighting so much?" "I don't." "Look!" "You're not a saint yourself, are you?" "I thought we are both modern people and perfectly understand each other." "Valera!" " Do you ski?" " Yes, I do!" "What's your personal record?" "30 kilometers an hour." "That's very little!" "Do you know that there can never be two identical snowflakes?" "So what?" "Or did you know that Henry of Navarre spent his last coin to save from captivity his best friend?" "So tell your tycoon skier that I'm gonna break his face." "You won't be able to!" "He can lift a bench with one hand." " Am I forgiven?" " Yes." "Now ask Rodion to open the door!" "Rodion, open the door!" "Now a kiss!" "What are you doing?" "Valera suffered so much... and Rodion left all his guests to come get you." "It's New Year after all!" "You wouldn't understand!" "7 billion people live on the Earth, and women make up 3. 5 billion." "And beautiful women, according to the statistics..." "Don't touch me!" "So who is this guy?" "I thought everybody was already here." "Friends!" "Imagine this picture: it's morning in a park and a man is dying next to an ice post." "Everybody just walks by without stopping, except him!" "This is a man with a warm heart and powerful torso!" "If it wasn't for him, you'd all be coming in 3 days with funeral garlands!" "How did you get here?" "You invited me, remember?" "Where have you been?" "I brought the skis for your father and your dress." "Sasha, what dress?" "Do you guys know each other?" "Yes, of course." " I'm her boyfriend." " Really?" "Then who am I?" "You were her boyfriend yesterday." "Me?" "Yesterday?" "Valera!" "Valera!" "Marina from Chelyabinsk loves you very much, she is waiting for you." "So where is my dress?" "You came back for good?" "That depends on you." "How's that?" "Sasha, human beings have the greatest gift ever..." "Freedom!" "You must make the decision yourself." "Can we be together?" "Yes, we can live together, long and even happy, and we'll have children." "But heaven will be closed for me forever then." "Why?" "Heaven doesn't accept fallen angels." "What should we do?" "It's up to you to decide." "If you tell me to, I will stay." "I feel dizzy." "You kept saying all the time "love, love, " and I understood just now what that love is!" "One!" "I can't do this." "I'm not ready." "Don't do this to me." "Five!" "Six!" "OK, go!" "No, wait!" "Wait, you kept telling me that for everything there's a good reason." "So, why are you here?" "Eight!" "Nine!" "You'll definitely understand it someday." "Ten!" "Eleven!" "Go." "Twelve!" "Sasha!" "Happy New Year, my dear!" "I had a phone call to take." "He flew away!" " You should've held on to him!" " I let him go myself!" " You shouldn't have." " Don't cry, he'll be back." "Happy New Year, Sasha!" "I'm at the airport." "But I won't be able to reach home." "My next flight is in 2 hours." "Could you come to the airport?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Here, take it." "Forgive me, I couldn't resist back then." "Keep it." "You need it more than I do." "Dad!" " Hey, you!" " What?" " Great dress!" " Like it?" "Seryoga fell behind." "What a fool!" "Let's go!" "We were flying in circles over the airfield." "Everybody was screaming, crying, praying," " And I called you." "I wanted to hear your voice for the last time." " Dad!" "The plane started to dive down, then suddenly everything was calm, and the light came on." "In five minutes we landed safely." "Can you imagine that?" "Yes!" "Dad." "Did you love mom very much?" "Yes, and I still love her." "It seems Reykjavik was just announced." " Time to go." " Dad, I got skis for you!" "How did you guess?" "Great." "I'll pick them up on my way back." "Wait, I completely forgot!" "In all the mayhem we were put on different flights, and Seryoga forgot his ticket." "He's to fly a day later." "Could you give this to him?" "Yes, sure!" "That's great!" "Such nice hospital, doctors drunk, nurses drunk, the patient with a dropper drunk too!" "No limits!" "You should've been there!" "Miss, is this building number 5?" "Seraphim?" "My name is Sergey." "Are you Sasha?" "San Sanych's daughter?" "I came to see you." "I lost him, and he told me that you have my tickets." "Do you have my airplane tickets?" "Yes, sure." "Great." "So stupid of me." "You're very much like your photo." "Which one?" "The one Sanych has on his wall." "It's not me, it's my mom." "I see!" " She's a very beautiful woman!" " Thanks!" "Your mom." "OK, I've gotta catch my plane." "Thank you so much." "Goodbye!" "Sergey!" "Your jacket is dirty." "What should be done about that?" "MY BOYFRIEND IS AN ANGEL" "MY BOYFRIEND IS AN ANGEL Based on the novel by Mark Aren "A Christmas Angel. "" "SUBTITLES EDITED BY:" "Katia Kutyavina djkatish@gmail. com Seattle, WA, USA"