"What's up?" "This is Bam Margera." "You wanna see something scary?" "You wanna see something really scary?" "Check out The Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride." " Oh, Jesus!" " Gotcha." "Oh my God, you scared me!" "Hey!" "Not with your makeup on." "You kiss me with your makeup on all the time." "Yeah, that's different." "Some broad got herself fired earlier." "Maybe I can get you her job." "Working here's a scream." "This place is packed." "I had no idea there were so many freaks in Gradyville." "Lily!" "Hi." "I um, got you an early birthday present for your big debut." "Oh, this is so pretty, thank you." "It's supposed to bring you long life and good luck." "It's bad luck to say, "good luck" on opening night." "Listen, I gotta get going, but be sure to get in line soon so you can be the first to catch my big performance." "Easy!" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "Prepare to bear witness to the virgin sacrifice!" "Ahh!" "Consume her!" "No!" "Lily!" "Help!" "Someone do something!" "Please, someone help her!" "Can't you do something?" "!" "Hello!" "Been waiting 40 minutes for my pizza!" "I'd rather be on fire than be in your stupid restaurant!" "42 minutes for my pizza!" "Jesus!" "Hello." "Hello!" "Been waiting 40 minutes for my pizza!" "40 minutes for my pizza!" "You seem aggravated, too." "This is ridiculous." "I'm so hungry, I could have Danny DeVito fart in my mouth to fill me up." "Someone please help me!" "Yeah, finally." "Ah!" "God dammit!" "Oh, I am so sorry, sir!" "Oh my god!" "Are you serious with that?" "!" "Looks like a shit-covered Frisbee!" "Those pepperonis look like Samoan nipples!" "I emphatically apologize, sir!" "No charge!" "You just gave me a big pile of shit!" " No, no, no, sir!" " It's ridiculous!" "You call yourself a cook?" "!" "I will make... a new one for you!" "Next Tuesday, maybe?" "Yeah, I'll be ready for it." "Thank you for coming to Goose King Pizzeria!" "Just sit, sir!" "Where the hell is Agnes?" "!" "That's two in a row." "I think you're in the wrong business." "Clyde, don't start." "What?" "You could always rob banks." "Too much planning." "Glock, Glock, motherfucker!" "Aw, balls!" "Dude, this gun is sketch." "You should definitely stick to writing." "Yeah, too bad no one will pay me to write." "I think that's why Hannah left me." "Well... maybe you can write coloring books, so she can read them." "Might as well." "Nothing ever happens in Gradyville worth writing about." "Well, you can't let your environment dictate your behavior." "Gotta man-up and do what you're good at." "Oh, you're one to talk." "You haven't dated anyone or even held a job since Lily died." "Seriously, Clyde?" "!" "I'm sorry, I'm just saying, you know..." "What are you saying?" "!" "Well, you need to recover a little bit..." " Recover?" " Agnes?" "!" "Ah, horse tits!" "What?" "!" "Whoo!" "Why don't you light that motherfucker?" "Good to be fired." " Whatever." " I feel liberated, actually." "You're too good for that place, anyway." "Ah, wait for that." "All day long." "Uh, Clyde?" "What?" "Look behind us." "Oh shit!" " Put it out, put it out!" " Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Get some fucking perfume or fucking something, something!" " Oh, shit, shit, shit!" " Oh shit!" "Shit, shit." "Ah!" "Ah!" "This always happens when you drive my car!" "Dad." "Please get out of the vehicle." "Come on!" "Why aren't you at Goose King Pizza?" "That place was stupid anyway." "Did you lose your job?" "Sorry if I'm not gonna be the regional manager of some lame-ass pizzeria for the rest of my life." "Dammit, Agnes!" "That was the last place in Gradyville where you could work!" "If you were anyone else, you'd be in handcuffs right now!" "Clear your head!" "Take Clyde home!" "When I get off work... we are gonna discuss this further." "Bye, Mr. R!" "Shut up, Clyde!" "That was close." "Agnes?" "Shouldn't you be in bed by now?" "We need to have a family discussion." "I think it's time we try something different." "What are you talking about?" " I spoke with the Bates today." " What?" "!" "The Bates Hotel and Haunted Hayride opens this weekend." "Despite your track record around town, they've agreed to give you a job." "As a favor to me." "That's crazy!" "Father Larsen calls it, "exposure therapy."" "Perhaps by being in direct contact with the thing you're most afraid of..." "I'm not afraid of that place!" "I don't have nightmares anymore." "Honey..." "I hear you cry in your room at night." "And I'm pretty sure it's not because of the lady-cramps." "Ew, Dad!" "Really?" "!" "You wanna try to talk to me about my period?" "!" "Agnes..." "I've been thinking about this... and I'll match whatever it is the Bates pay you." "It'll help you get back on your feet." "Am I the only one that cares about Lily's death?" "Of course not!" "It's just that..." "You're the only one that hasn't moved on." "I'm not working at the Bates Motel." "Well, since you dropped outta school... you don't have very many options here." "Agnes." "Come find me." "Lily?" "Lily, where are you?" "Lily?" "!" "Lily?" "Agnes." "Lily?" "!" "Agnes." "Lily?" "!" "Help me." "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Come find me, Agnes." "Agnes." " Hi Delores!" " Good day, officer, Rickover!" "This must be Agnes." "She's a little spooked about being here." "She's uh... thinks the place is haunted." "Aw, it is haunted!" "We take that as a compliment around here." "I'm Andrew." "This is my boy, Junior." "Your uh... father says that you'll make a good employee." "Where are your shoes?" "No, I like to... stay connected to the farm." "Any other psychotic quirks I should know about?" "Okay, Agnes." "Lily Hansen was her best friend." "Oh Agnes, I'm sorry." "I assure you, what happened was an accident." "And safety regulations have improved all over the farm." "The operator of that machine was put behind bars." "We're really not as scary as our name is." "Yeah, I'm uh..." "pretty far from Norman Bates." "Could even call me uh..." "Normal Bates?" "How's that going for you?" "Why don't you let Junior here show you around the farm?" "Yeah, the Halloween season is Junior's time to shine." "We're real proud of him around here." "I'll pick you up after your shift is over." "Hey we'll see you around, hey Dan?" "Sure thing, Andrew." "Junior, thanks again for this." " Sure." " Our pleasure." "All right, Agnes, let's uh..." "show you around." "Right here is where the haunted hayride begins." "It's where I got my start." "Poppa made me work my way up to manager." "Look, Junior, no offense, but the less of this place" "I have to deal with, the better." "I'd like it if you just showed me what I have to do." "You're gonna work here, you're gonna have to answer questions customers may have about the farm." "You know, we're not really a motel." "But every once in awhile, someone will call and make a reservation." "This is the uh... prop and costume shed." "Basically, where the a..." "Guys, come on!" " Oh god..." " Ben?" "Agnes!" "What did I tell you two about the S-E-X stuff?" "!" "I mean, look, we're sorry!" "Okay, and..." "What the hell is she doing here?" "!" " She works here now!" " Great!" "Glad to see that you've moved on, Ben." "And Hannah..." "I'll be sure to tell Clyde you said, "hi."" "Don't." "Hey, hey!" "You look good." "Will I be working anywhere near this cretin?" "No." "Good." "Bye-bye, Ben." "Whatever, man." "You're on thin ice, Mr. O'Neil!" "Thin ice." "Sometimes... you know, I just come back here to... just look at it all." "Just try to... take my lunch breaks back here." "Call down." "Yeah." "Exceptionally, creepy wooded area." "Thanks for bringing me here, Junior." "Well, I have to show you the grounds, so that you know what you're working with." "Junior, do you have a girlfriend?" "No?" "So do you like being scared?" "Does anyone like being scared?" "Some people do." "Die!" "Effing A, man, chill!" "How was my delivery?" "Eh... well-timed." "Um..." "However, when you say, "die witch,"" "it may sound like, "die b-word,"" "to some of the older customers." "So maybe just stick to, "die."" "Do I have to wear this stupid mask?" "How am I gonna get recognized if people can't even see my face?" "Uh..." "I think it's better to play with the guests imagination, and have the mystery of who's under the mask scare them." "Fuck my life." "What?" "How did I do boss?" "That's the Zeke Patroklos." "He's a farm hand." "We call him "Zeke the Geek."" "Sometimes I just tell people I work with retarded children." "It's not a total lie and it looks great on resumes." "Wayne, it's offensive!" "I like to think Mr. Petroklos brings authenticity to his role." "Yeah, reminds me of a turtle I once had." "Let's move on." "You hear that?" "Hear what?" " Sounded like a little acorn dropped." " Hey Junior, it's working!" "Nice!" "This here's Akimbo Tonaka." "His grandfather was a kamikaze pilot in World War II." "He bombed Pearl Harbor." "Think about that." "You the new girl?" "Agnes Rickover." "You an actor?" " She'll be working merch." " Oh." "Well I'm the electrician and animatronics guy." "And I'm starring in this scene." "You worked on the machine that killed Lily Hansen." "Yeah, I guess so, but... that was a gas problem, that's Oktay's department." "Yeah, there's nothing to worry about, Miss Rickover." "Akimbo's a licensed electrician." "I completely vouch for him." "We have the highest of safety standards." "Yeah, I'm good at what I do." "You going to the uh, employee bonfire tonight?" "The night before opening day, all the employees get together and we bless this land with beer, food and music." "You gotta come." "It's such a barbaric tradition my father started." "I disapprove, it's strictly optional." "It would be a good chance to get to know some of the employees better." "Really?" "And uh, you can bring your boyfriend, too, if you want." "I don't have a boyfriend." "Cool." "All right, come on." "We got a lot to see." "Thanks." "Hey Agnes, you made it!" "Ready to get fucked up!" "Who's your... friend?" "Yeah, who's your friend?" "Oh, this is Clyde." "He has writers block." "Are you two..." " No." " No." "Oh good, I'm Wayne." "Clyde Abelson." "Wanna hot dog?" "Ah, I'm good, thank you." "Oh, are you now?" "Why don't we take a seat by the fire." "My friend Sean's playing guitar." "We'll uh, we'll be there in a second, Akimbo." "I, uh, wanna show Clyde around the farm a little bit." "This farm's the closest thing he's ever had to a girlfriend." "Oh, so that's why the sheep looked so happy." "See you later, Clyde." "Oh, great party Agnes!" "Thanks for bringing me." "I need you to be my lookout man." "What?" "Why?" "I have to get a closer look at the dragon that killed Lily." "Oh come on, I thought we came here so that we could rip on Hannah's fake tits and then go watch that DVD I ordered, "Street Magic Gone Wrong."" "There'll be plenty of time for that later." "Come on." "Did you see, uh... that fucking Cal thinks he's Gallagher." "Hey babe, do you wanna be alone for a bit?" "What are you talking about?" "I'm not even drunk yet." "Come on baby, just for a little bit." "Okay, let's go." "They moved the dragon." "Yeah, I know." "Oh, are you okay?" "We didn't have to do this!" "No, I have to." "It's the only way I'll know for sure if it was an accident or not." "Stay alert!" "Okay!" "Geez, chill!" "I didn't even hit it yet." "I have to pee." "I'll be right back, okay?" "Here we go..." "Is that Wayne holding his hot dog?" "I don't know." "Or is that Wayne's burning log?" "Ow!" " Oh my god!" " You okay?" "Yeah." "There's a beer bottle falling all over the place." "Get this off." "I don't care, just take it off." "Ah baby." "Oh baby." "Harder." "Hello, sneaky." "Did you hear something?" "Don't say anything." "No, no, Ben." "I could've sworn I heard something in the corn bushes." "They're not bushes, they're stalks." "Harder!" "Get the fuck off!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Agnes!" "Hey!" "Agnes!" "Agnes!" "Get the fuck back!" " Agnes, Agnes!" " What?" "!" "What the hell is going on?" "!" "Stop that!" "This fucking guy's covered in blood!" "Little Hannah pieces..." "What's that supposed to mean?" "!" " Clyde?" " What?" "!" "Look at this." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Whoa, what's..." "Hey, hey!" "What's going on?" "!" "It was this fucking guy right here!" "Hey you, you calm down!" "I didn't do anything, Akimbo." "I swear." "Yeah right." "What were you doing?" "Whacking it in the fucking bushes?" "!" " Hey!" " Stalks!" "All right, everyone!" "Akimbo, call 911." "I have to go get my parents." "Agnes!" "Agnes!" "Control your friend!" "Come on." "Hey." "Lily!" "Are you okay?" "I've been better." "The official statement we gave the press is that this was an accident." "An accident?" "Mr. Patroklos will be taken in for questioning." "We have due process." "How can a tractor accidentally start up and run over two people?" "Until we know exactly what happened, we're calling this an accident." "With all due respect, Mr. Rickover." "That's complete bullshit." "Clyde, calm down." "Okay." "Why don't you go home and try to get some rest for work tomorrow." "Aren't you shutting the haunt down for an investigation?" "It's opening day!" "We can't do that to the town!" "Besides, this incident occurred off haunt grounds during non-business hours." "Zeke is also the only one strong enough to turn the valve on the propane tank that killed Lily." "That's three murders." "This is a police matter now." "We have it under control." "Agnes, sometimes..." "Sometimes bad things happen." "Okay?" "It's tragic." "But it's a part of life." "I'm sorry." "Clyde." "Yeah." "Take her home." "Yes, sir." "Do you really think this is connected to Lily?" "If it is, we have to find out." "Welcome back to" "Mickey and Spuds!" "Comin' atcha live from West Camden!" "Only on 98.6... and you know what that means, Mickey?" "It means that the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride is open for business!" "And you're gonna get your freak on!" "Hey, Spud..." "Spuds." "Wasn't there a girl killed there last year?" "Something about..." "something about a wall of fire..." "Allegedly, there was a death... burned... burned to death." "Burned to Death" was the headline I remembered." "Come and get your tickets!" "Get yourself some brews!" "Get yourself some pumpkin patch!" "And go out and get scared!" "Fun for the whole family." "We'll see you guys there." "Hey!" "Nice hat!" "Guys love me in this hat." "I bet." "Did you have fun?" "Those Bates put on a hell of a show." "You're not gonna check out the hayride?" "No, I'm not in the mood." "Are you... are you holding up okay?" "It's the one year anniversary of my best friend's death." "And last night, I saw my ex-boyfriend chopped into pieces." "And my dad thinks I'm crazy, so..." "Yeah, I'm doing great." "I'm gonna slit your little face!" "Junior!" "Sorry, I love to scare people." "Haunt's still open for another 15 minutes." "No way, man." "Aw, come on." "I saw you checking out the dragon." "See, so I know you're curious." "Hey." "You know, you're not the only one who was devastated by Lily's death." "I know it's just a "seasonal job,"" "but everyone who worked here is my family." "The farm is all I have." "We could've lost everything." "Sorry, Junior." "Yeah, when did being sorry ever bring someone back from the dead?" "I'm just, I'm just kidding." "Relax." "Come on, let's go have some fun." "Come on!" "Die!" " Hey!" " Aw!" "Oh, I'm sorry Wayne!" "I'm a little on edge!" "You shouldn't have scared her like that!" "Hello, amateurs!" "It's my fucking job!" "Bitch!" "Sorry about him." "We like to scare people we know a little... extra." "I have to get him taken care of." "I'll be right back." "You're all going to die!" "Did you hear about that naked couple that died here last night?" "I heard it was the ghost of Lily Hansen." "Ooh!" "You mean that bitch that was barbecued here last fall?" "Yeah, this place has been cursed since she died." "Yeah, we heard that, too." "That's why we came." "Hey!" " What's wrong?" " Nothing!" "I'm fine." "Whoa, check that shit out!" "Wayne?" "What is he doing in this scene?" "Aw, geez!" "He's supposed to be off for the rest of the night." "Hey, move!" "We can't see!" "Oh my god, that blade is real!" "Will you shut up?" "!" "We paid full price for this!" "You're blocking our view!" "Yeah, move your ass!" "He's really being cut up!" "Sit down, you idiot!" "It's fake!" "Whoa." "Junior, what is that?" "!" "It's okay." "Junior, look!" "Junior, I need to get off the wagon." "I have to go check on Wayne." "Don't let Wayne's acting fool you." "His mouth was taped up." "Why would Wayne do that?" "He loves to be heard." "It's probably just some choice he made as an actor." "Agnes, don't!" "That's dangerous!" "Oh my god, I'm so glad she's gone." "Yeah, what a nut job." "Can you believe she kicked that guy?" "Hey!" "I work here..." "I'm a little lost." "Do you think you could tell me where the saw mill is?" "Thanks..." "Akimbo!" "Where's Wayne?" "!" "I don't know, why?" "I just saw him here!" "Are you sure?" "I saw you cutting him up on the table and he looked hurt!" "I'm just coming off break." "Someone else was working the station." "We saw someone here with a scarecrow mask on." "Maybe you're just seeing things." "What's that supposed to mean?" "No, I saw it, too." "Can't you call Wayne's cell phone or something?" "There's no reception here." "Pickup wagon's coming in." "The woods are done." "All right, you're dismissed." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Hey!" "Clyde!" "Some shit happened tonight." "I think I saw W..." "Put that mask back!" "Wait!" "You got exactly five seconds to get off my property!" "I work here!" "Agnes?" "I, uh, lost an earring earlier..." "Yeah..." "I'm gonna go home now..." "Hey." "Hey." "Why aren't we opening?" "Junior hasn't shown up yet." "Have you heard from Wayne?" "If it makes you feel any better, I talked to my dad this morning and he said Zeke was sound asleep in his cell last night, so it couldn't have been..." "Zeke is my friend." "So no, it doesn't make me feel any better!" "Maybe it was your friend, Clyde!" "You ever think of that?" "!" "He's the one writing those dark-ass novels, he didn't like Wayne hitting on him at the bonfire." "Besides, Ben did dump you." "You work on every single machine here." "Lemme know if you need some work when your car breaks." "Love to help out." "Sorry!" "Sorry, everyone!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry, everyone!" "Everyone listen up!" "Has anyone seen Wayne Jacobs?" "Okay." "If anyone sees or hears anything, will you please let me know?" "This is..." "Look, I just wanna give you my number..." " Clyde!" " If you think of anything else" "Just... give me a call, all right?" "What are you doing here?" "Any news on Wayne?" "No, but I had a nice encounter with Andrew Bates last night." "Him and his rifle caught me looking around after work." "Ooh, not ideal." "Looks like Junior didn't get any sleep last night, either." "Probably out looking for Wayne." "I bet he knows something's up." "What the fuck's up with that guy?" "Akimbo?" "He's mad you told the police Zeke was the killer." "Tough tits." "What was I supposed to say?" "I'd watch it." "If someone was helping Zeke, it would be Akimbo." "Yeah, well I found out some information down here." "Oktay Urissi, dragon operator who was put away for Lily's death, was released from jail two days ago." "He was released the day that Ben and Hannah died." "Yeah, he's probably getting revenge on the employees of the farm for putting him away." "He's using the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride to get away with murder." "Should we tell your dad?" "If he knew what we were trying to do, he'd probably get me fired." "The key is here somewhere." "We just haven't found it yet." "Fair enough." "But I kinda already looked up his address." "I think we should stake out his place" "Wow." "What website did you use?" "It's called, "the phone book," Agnes." "Not too many people in Gradyville named Oktay Urissi." "Way to think outside the internet." "Agnes?" "Is everything okay?" "Yep, doing good!" "Be there in a second." "He's like a combination of Jed Clampet and Eddie Munster." "You are a lucky girl, Agnes." "Shut up, Clyde." "I think he's really trying to get me to like him because of the whole Lily thing." "Be at my place, 11 sharp!" "If Oktay's up to something, then we'll know for sure, right?" "You gonna be all right, tonight?" "I got someone watching me." "Creepy." "Bye." "Uh..." "Uh..." "Uh..." "I see you brought your Glock with you." "Change of plans." "I'm freezing my taint off." "Why can't we just do the stake out in the car?" "I didn't know my best friend was a 12-year-old girl." "I didn't know my best friend was bringing a gun." "What are you planning on doing?" "I don't know!" "Look for Wayne's chopped up body parts?" "You can't do something like that and not leave something behind." "What the fuck is that?" "I don't know... but I"m gonna go check it out." "Yep, that makes total sense." "Two flashes if you need me to come back." "Three flashes if someone's coming, okay?" "And one if by land, two if by sea." "Clyde?" "!" "Don't move!" "Put the gun down, Agnes!" "Agnes?" "Agnes Rickover?" "Don't hurt him!" "Does your daddy know you're out here with his gun?" "Are you Oktay Urissi?" "Come inside." "Both of yous." "Clyde!" "Are you okay?" "What the hell just happened?" "I think I lost my hearing." "I think that was Oktay." "Wait a minute..." "What was in the fridge?" "No, wait a minute...." "Did he just invite us inside?" "No, wait a minute..." "How does he know you?" "No wait, let's get the fuck out of here!" "I think that we should go inside." "What?" "!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "He owns a rifle, Agnes!" "Hunting rifle!" "It was pointed at my head!" "What if he kills you and rapes me?" "!" "He would have raped you by now if he wanted to." "I didn't come this far just to go home!" "Come on." "Okay, see you soon." "It's cold out there." "Coffee?" "Your father's on his way, you might as well relax." "Thanks." "How do you know my father?" "You were the one in my backyard." "I think I should be asking the questions." "What are you doing here?" "We're looking for the missing employee from the Bates Motel." "And naturally, I know where this person is." "Do you?" "Is this your boyfriend?" " No, this is just..." " No, we're just friends." " ..." "Clyde." " Clyde." "Why was there a bloody mess in the fridge outside?" "There was a bloody mess?" "I didn't hear anything about a bloody mess." "Why didn't you tell me about the bloody mess?" "!" "What the fuck is that?" "!" "It's fox fur." "I sell 'em." "That bloody mess outside?" "Is just an animal carcass to attract foxes." "You didn't answer the question about my father." "Dan and I went to high school together." "Like most people in this town, he's probably ashamed to be associated with me." "No one bothers me." "And I don't bother no one." "Your father asked me not to talk to you about Lily if you ever came around here." "I didn't kill Lily." "Will you sit down and hear me out?" "Lily was one of the few employees I got along with." ""Okaytay," would you like a doughnut?" "A drunk like me doesn't have too many real friends." "But... she didn't make fun of my name and..." "I didn't ogle her too much." "The day Lily died..." "Akimbo Tonaka made some last-minute adjustments to the dragon." "Hey Akimbo, need some help with this?" "He needed Zeke the Geek to help him." "Sometimes you just gotta finesse him." "Those two thought they knew everything." "But if you ask me, they are a couple of idiots." "Junior, was in a particularly chipper mood." "I feel asleep sometime after." "My worst memory is something I don't even recall." "Someone... must've tampered with the machine while I was out." "Normally I can handle my alcohol, you know?" "I didn't even drink that much!" "Maybe I was at fault for not... preventing the accident..." "murder, whatever." "If someone killed her... then they also killed those kids at the bonfire, too." "I didn't kill Lily, I swear." "I can see it in your eyes." "You don't sleep much, either." "Excuse me?" "You have nightmares about her, don't you?" "Uh-huh, I'm right." "Ain't I?" "See?" "That's a sign something ain't right!" "Dammit." "He probably didn't pay his power bill." "Oh, shut up, Clyde!" "I'm just saying, how much money could you make in prison hammering license plates?" "Oktay!" "Oktay, it's Dan!" "Agnes!" "Where's Oktay?" "!" "Get out of here!" "You two have to leave, right now!" "Go someplace that isn't home." "And keep your phone turned on." "Breaking news out of Gradyville, Pennsylvania." "What the fuck just happened?" "!" "A missing employee of the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride has just been found." "Authorities say Wayne Jacobs, a long-time employee of the haunt, has been found dead on the banks of the" "Delaware River earlier this morning." "Although Jacobs was found in 18 different pieces, his head was identifiable by family members." "Gradyville Sheriff Dan Rickover joins us live..." "Can you tell me what action the authorities are taking?" "As of right now, we're not ruling out anything." "What about the death of Lilly Hansen that occurred at the Bates Motel one year ago?" "We're looking into the possibility that these incidents may be connected." "The manager of the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride commented on the possible closure of the farm." "We provide family friendly entertainment and uh... depend on the success of the haunt to keep the banks away." "Thousands of people have already bought pre-sale tickets." "You know, this is my family's farm!" "You know, over 200 employees are gonna lose their jobs, like... don't shut the farm down!" "You don't understand!" "About a dozen people at Disneyland have died and... they're still open." "So... you know, uh..." "We'll have more on this story as it..." "That farm always gave me the creeps." "What'll it be?" "Whiskey!" "You got it!" "Who's doing this?" "I think Junior did it." "He's a fucking creep." "Junior was right next to me when..." "I saw Wayne getting cut up." "And he was with me when Ben and Hannah got run over." "It could be Junior and Zeke." "What about Akimbo and Zeke." "No way." "Oh, come on." "Akimbo worked on the fire-breathing dragon and the table saw scene." "And Zeke was found coming out of the corn covered in blood, the night Ben and Hannah got chopped up." "I see how they could've done it, but not why." "What about Oktay?" "I mean, he has the most obvious motive." "He wants revenge on the Bates Motel." "There's just something about..." "how he talked about Lily... how he knows my dad..." "I don't think it was him." "He told us a lot of information, Agnes." "Almost like he was confessing." "Maybe his partner got to him before... before he said too much." "That is some conspiracy theory." "If Oktay's guilty, that means that he's working with an accomplice." "Oh my god, Agnes!" "Who showed up right after the gunshot?" "!" "Fuck you!" "Think about it!" "How can you say that about my dad?" "!" "Think about it!" "No!" "He's probably doing it for you!" "Clyde, how can you say these things?" "!" "I don't know!" "I'm trying to figure this out, too, Agnes!" "Well, you're not!" "Where you going?" "I'm leaving!" "Get off of me!" " I'm sorry." " Don't, Clyde!" "Stop." "Stop." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "Two beers." "On the house." "Mrs. Bates?" "Little sneaky snake." "You doing a dance?" "One year ago... you and I witnessed the horrible death of Lily Hansen." "That..." "That's something that we shared together without even knowing it!" "I felt this, um..." "What's the word?" "Surge?" "...of absolute horror in me." "There ain't nothing like it." "Uh..." "I was as shocked as anyone to see Lily on fire." "You see, uh..." "Mother... soaked the platform in gasoline and tied Lily up" "Ooh..." "I have to fell you that you're kinda the reason we're here." "Hey." "When I looked into your eyes, and... and I experienced your anguish... uh..." "It's just so hard to explain." "It's something that you gotta see to understand." "I got something we'll both enjoy." "You remember Ashley, dontcha?" "Say "hi," Ashley!" "She was awfully mean to you on your, uh... hayride." "So..." "I saved her as a treat for this very moment." "You know, what could be... more terrifying... than watching someone slowly die?" "Soak it in." "No!" "You have to look!" "Look!" "Open your eyes!" "Ow!" "That's okay." "That's okay." "This was supposed to be our moment.... and you ruined it." "But that's all right." "There's something even better planned." "I have to go help mother put Clyde on the guillotine." "I'll be right back." "Stop!" "I always knew it was you, Junior." "Oh, I'm sure you did." "You wanna know how I knew?" "Did you put together a couple of clues?" "I put together that you were a fucking creep." "Shut up!" "Both of you!" "Tie him to the guillotine!" " Get up there." " What?" "!" "I avoided getting shot to have my head cut off?" "!" "You better get up there, Clyde, or she's gonna you again." "It's almost over dear." "Stop!" "Akimbo?" "!" "Don't come any closer!" "What are you doing here?" "!" "There's a phone in the haunted house..." "Ugh." "Agnes?" "!" "Agnes!" "Let's stop this nonsense, shall we, Miss Rickover?" "We have your friend." "You come back, he lives." "If you leave... he dies." "You are a sneaky snake." "Clyde's worried, he's been asking about you, Agnes!" "Clyde's been asking about you!" "Oh Aggie!" "Clyde's worried!" "Worried about you!" "Worried about me!" "Worried!" "You think Clyde can take care of you?" "!" "Agnes!" "What's the deal with this guy anyway, Agnes?" "Is he your boyfriend?" "He wears girl's underwear?" "Is he gay?" "Aw, we could've had something special, Agnes." "Real special." "Don't bother calling your dad!" "Cell phones don't work on the farm." "It's a dead zone." "I always loved that one." "Why don't you come find us for a chat, Agnes?" "We've been through this before." " Are you in on this too?" " Five..." "Four..." "Three..." "Rubber prop, bitch!" "Is there like, a point to all of this?" "!" "Or are you just "Pennsyltucky", corn-picking fucking crazy?" "!" "Everything is more fun when it's real!" "Tell that to your wig!" "It even smelled like dead bodies!" "I saw what you did to my father, Agnes!" "I'd like to talk to you about it!" "Ah!" "Clyde's gonna be the star of the show!" "Really hope it doesn't go to his head!" "No you're being a pain in the neck, Agnes!" " Whoa!" " Creep!" "You got about three minutes to save Clyde!" "If you leave now, you might be... ahead... of the curve." "Oh!" "Yo!" "No contact!" "How do I get to the guillotine?" "Through the corn, dumbass." "Don't you work here?" "Thanks!" "Help!" "Help!" "They've really got me tied up here!" "Help me!" "Scream all you want." "It's a haunted hayride." "They're all drunk." "What the fuck?" "!" "No cursing!" "This is a family attraction." "Where's Agnes?" "I told you to bring her with you." "She's on her way." "Stay away from my Norman!" "She must be really scared." "Hear that wagon, Clyde?" "You got about 30 seconds 'til the main event." "Oh, look!" "It's Agnes." "Liar." "Just kidding." "Wanna test it out." "It works." "Stop fucking around!" "Whoo!" "Hey, stop the wagon!" "Yeah!" "Junior, come on, man." " Huh?" " Lemme go." "Let you go?" "I'm a writer." "I can write your story." "Then you could kill all the people you want." "Just not me!" "Who here wants to see me whack this guy's head off?" "Say no!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Now hold on!" "Hold on!" "Because I don't do this show for just anyone... kinda a one-shot deal and I never have the right audience." "I said, "who here wants to see me whack this guy's head off, or what?" "!"" "Chop his head off!" "That all right!" "That's what all of you want?" "Yeah!" "America!" " Junior!" " What?" "!" "Let Clyde go right now!" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "We have a very special guest tonight..." "Miss Agnes Rickover." "Hey Junior, eat a dick!" "Clyde!" "Oh yeah!" "That was fucking sick!" "Just a stupid trick, you could see wire." "This isn't family friendly." "The wood warped." "Akimbo was supposed to fix that." "Oh well." "Two-sies." "Drop it, cunt!" "You shouldn't have done that, Agnes." "But I guess this makes us even." "Thanks for leaving, Clyde." "Agnes, run!" "Come on, Agnes!" "You're gonna be the best show of all!" "Got you." "We have so much in common, Agnes!" "Now you'll never forget that feeling!" "What it's like to take someone's life!" "How did that feel?" "How did that feel?" "If you saw it, the memory of someone dying stay with you." "You will never forget the feeling of killing someone yourself." "Oh!" "You're gonna have to do better than that, Agnes!" "Oh, that's the stuff!" "Go for it!" "Look at me." "I always knew we'd have our moment." "Ew, that's gross!" "Oh, it's just part of the attraction."