"Two years ago, I tried to tell you I loved you." " You loved me?" "VANESSA:" "I have feelings for you." "I don't wanna ruin our friendship." "We should throw down, see what happens." "SERENA:" "I mean, we just fell asleep." " After an entire bottle of wine and..." " And one kiss." "A kiss isn't nothing." "People kiss because they have feelings for each other." "CHUCK:" "Blair, you and I are magnetic." "Our pull is as undeniable as ever." "I'll be waiting at the top of the Empire State Building." "At 7:01, I'm closing my heart to you." "Hi, I'm meeting a young man here probably in a bowtie, possibly carrying peonies." "I did the most romantic thing and it didn't work." "JENNY:" "I'm sorry." "Chuck?" "Is there someone in there?" "CHUCK:" "No, nobody." "Dorota went into labor." "Sorry I was so late." "Our path has been complicated but in the end, love makes everything simple." "I wanted it to be special." " What happened?" " You need to ask her." "I am so sorry for the pain I've caused you." " Blair, will you...?" "Unh." "DAN:" "Unh." "BLAIR:" "Humphrey!" " You tell her." " You didn't." " Blair..." "You did." "You, go." "And never come back." "I think I need to be alone for a while." " Lf you're out, you're out." "SERENA:" "I love you." "I'm not gonna stop looking for love." "Which is why I'm going to Paris and you're coming." " I really think I need this." " Me too." "SERENA:" "It's gonna be okay, B." " What are you doing back in town?" "GEORGINA:" "Congratulations, Daddy." "He looks just like you." "NATE:" "I'm not gonna wait for her to figure things out." "When he took off for Prague, Chuck left me his little black book." "There's no need to get rough." "Hey, not that." "Just let me keep the box." "[GUNSHOT]" "WOMAN:" "Where has she been?" "GOSSIP GIRL:" "And who am I?" "That's one secret I'll never tell." "You know you love me." "XOXO Gossip Girl." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Nothing beats a summer abroad but when traveling far from home it's always nice to bring along an old friend from the neighborhood." "Cobblestones and Cafì de Flore." "Serena's locked down the Left Bank and become a muse to us all." "Meanwhile, Blair rules the Right Bank storming the shops and consuming the classics and sampling sugary snacks like a modern Marie Antoinette." "But we hear Serena's stories sizzle while Blair's are more fizzle." "She's shopped at Saint Laurent and dined at Drouant but the only beau B had this summer is on her headband." "Our cute waiter gave me his number." "Blair, we said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer." "Summer's almost over." "So, what does it say about Chuck?" "I couldn't be less interested." "No new posts." "He's been MIA since he left town this spring." "And what does it say about us?" ""Ooh la la." "Paris is burning, and Serena and Blair lit the match."" "Of course, your flame is hotter than mine." "The only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain." "And whose fault is that?" "B, just as many guys have flirted with you." "I just happen to have a thing for French waiters." "And bartenders and museum docents anyone on a Vespa or a bicycle or wearing Zadig  Voltaire." "B, I thought you were having fun." "I am." "The best." "But all summer, I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in the park, hoping that I'll lock eyes with somebody who's doing the same thing as me and feeling the same things I am." "That's really romantic." "But, alas, not effective." "For all my efforts, I'm heading back home with a Chuck-sized cloud over my head." "And I don't even need to find a great love." "I just wanna go on one nice date." "Well, then this calls for some more Sancerre." "Come on." "I know a great wine bar down the street and it happens to have a very cute bartender." "And Jenny looked so good." "You could even tell what color her eyes are." "Well, sending her to Hudson was a good decision." " You know what wasn't?" " Visiting my mother." "We had to." "Yeah." "Couldn't we have just said the Arno flooded and stayed with Eric and Elliot in Italy a little longer?" "[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]" "MAN [ON MACHINE]:" "Message one." "ELEANOR [ON MACHINE]:" "It's Eleanor." "Just a reminder that you offered your lovely abode for the Fashion's Night Out luncheon." "[CHILDREN BICKERING ON MACHINE]" "ELEANOR:" "Cyrus, you're going to cut off Ana's circulation." "Seriously, dear..." "Aren't you glad that's not us?" "Imagine starting all over again with diapers and bottles and spit-up." "Ha, ha." "MAN:" "Next message." "[MACHINE BEEPS]" "BRUCE [ON MACHINE]:" "It's Bruce Caplan." "Call me when you get in." "It's important." "That's the Bass business manager." "I wonder what he wants." " Lf it's about Chuck, I'd rather not know." "MAN:" "End of messages." "No message from Dan?" "Last time we went this long without talking was when he had his tonsils out." "And I am sick of texting." "Since he hasn't called us, it's time to call in the big guns." "Wake me up with a few of your stories from Chuck's little black book." "I think the last time we spoke, you'd made it through all the T's." "Well, let's just say V is for "vivid" and leave it at that." "NATE [OVER PHONE]:" "It's pretty awesome." "I'm having tons of sex, I never have to eat dinner alone and best of all, I don't have to talk about anything." "So the key to a good relationship is no relationship at all." "Hmm." "Does get pretty exhausting." "Don't get me started on exhausted." "What you're really tired of is keeping everything a big secret." "[KNOCKING]" "No, no, no." "I mean, my dad and Lily are home today, so I'm..." "I'll tell them, I promise." "Tell them what?" "What decision?" "It's not mine to make." "Nate broke up with me, and Dan was patching things up with Vanessa." "Well, I'm not asking you to make predictions about them." "It's about you, what's in your heart." "When you're falling asleep, what are you wishing for?" "You promised me retail therapy on this trip." "I fall asleep thinking about guys named Louboutin and Laurent." "Home doesn't exist until we're there." "Ah." "Speaking of home." "[DELPHINE  SERENA SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "From its weight and size, it's your course catalog from Brown." "I'll let you know." "As much as I'll miss you when you're in Providence having separate lives ensures no competition." "No high-school pettiness." "Promise we won't go back to our old ways." "Like you said, that was high school." "[CHUCKLES]" "You have no idea where he is?" "Charles didn't leave town on good terms." "And even when he does, he finds it best not to tell us where he's going." "For our own sakes." "I need your help in finding him this time, and fast." "He hasn't paid the mortgage on the Empire since May." " That's when he left." " Yeah." "Bank says one more missed payment, he'll be in default." "So these are the last records of his movements." "It's plane tickets, credit card charges, ATM withdrawals." "Why don't you look them over and maybe make a few calls?" "Of course." "Thank you, Bruce." " Thank you." "We'll find him." " Okay." "[SIGHS]" "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" " Hey, Mom." "LILY [OVER PHONE]:" "Hi, sweetheart." "I wanna hear all about your day." "The food, the shopping and the boys on Vespas." "Ha, ha." "Well, that pretty much sums it up." "But first, um, I wanted to know if you or Blair have heard from Charles." "No, and I don't expect to." "It's actually decent of him, leaving her alone." "Yeah, poor Blair." "Is she still hurting?" "Yeah, but she's putting up a good front." "And I wouldn't worry about Chuck." "Any normal summer, he's drunk on some island where polygamy's legal." "SERENA:" "Given everything that happened, makes sense he's gone rogue." " Why are you interested?" " Oh, no." "Uh, if you don't know anything, I can find out myself." "Keep having a good time." "How are you?" "I'm not sure." "I got into Columbia." "Serena, that's wonderful." "Yeah." "Yeah, but I'm not sure Blair will think so." "Your dad called me." "He couldn't reach you." "Told him to try Serena." "Assumed you'd be with her." "What other reason could there be that you haven't called me all summer?" "Or making me have this conversation in the doorway?" "No, Vanessa, I'm so sorry about that, but there is a reason." "Is it because you've become a hoarder?" "You know what?" "After what you did, I shouldn't even care." "But are you okay?" "I'm..." "I guess you're okay." "Is that the reason you've been avoiding everyone?" "Because you're seeing someone new?" "No, I'm not." "I'm not." "GEORGINA:" "Dan, is there someone here?" "[VANESSA SCOFFS]" "This was a mistake." "I'm gonna go." "That's probably a good idea." "Thanks." "You're dating Georgina?" "No." "No, we're not dating." " That's true." "We barely leave the house." " It's not for the reason you think." "What other possible reason could there be in the universe for Georgina Sparks to be leaving lingerie around your house?" "[MILO CRYING]" "Meet Milo." "He's our son." "Yes." "No." "No, ha, ha." "Shut up." "No, you really..." "You have to shut up right now." "Shut up." "Oh, my God." "Okay, you didn't." "You did?" "Are you serious?" "Shut up." " Stop." "Oh, my..." " Tiffani, do you mind?" "Oh, sorry." "Okay, you didn't." "You did not." "You did?" "Wouldn't wanna interrupt your girlfriend's private conversation." "Seemed pretty important." "She's not my girlfriend." "I was being polite." "No, she's not that either." "She's just a friend of a friend." "Well, what kind of a friend is that?" "The kind that leaves me his little black book for the summer." "Heh." "Ah." "And I doubt your friend would bring his friend to a place like Norma's." "It's the least I can do, take her to a nice restaurant." "I mean, that Perkins hostess slept with Tiger Woods for over a year and all he got her was a chicken wrap." "Oh." "That's respectable." "Thank you." "JULIET:" "So why isn't your companion?" "Well, I tried respectable." "You were hurt." "No." "Well, I guess there's a, heh, first time for everything." "[NATE CHUCKLING]" "Easy come, easy go." "[CHUCKLES]" "I can't tell if your approach is enlightened or chauvinistic." "Take her seat and find out." "That's a good line." "You almost pulled it off." "But I have an appointment I can't be late for." "Well, Nate Archibald." "Uh..." " Could I at least get your number?" " It's not in your friend's black book?" "LOUIS [IN FRENCH]:" "[BLAIR CHUCKLES]" "[IN FRENCH]" "[IN ENGLISH] An American who loves Manet." " Too good to be true." " How did you know I was American?" "And don't tell me it's because my accent isn't as good as I think." "Your accent is divine." "But your watch is set to Eastern Standard Time." " New York?" " Born and bred." "I've never been, but I'd love to hear all about it." "Over dinner tonight?" " It would be my pleasure." "LOUIS:" "Great." "Give me your information and I'll pick you up at 9." "DRIVER:" "Louis?" "[IN FRENCH]" "[LOUIS SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" " I'll see you tonight." "BLAIR:" "Wait." "A car?" "Embassy?" "Grimaldi?" "Don't tell me." "I'm Louis." "Just Louis." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "Where are you?" "I wanted to talk to you, but you'd already left." "I think I met a real live prince." "A Grimaldi, as in the royal family of Monaco." "As in Grace "American Princess" Kelly." "Stop what you're doing." "We need to shop." "[SERENA SIGHS]" "Only for you, B." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Spotted, B and S, chic and cheerful up on Boulevard Haussmann." "They dallied at department stores and stayed a while at Tally Weijl." "Down on Rue Saint-Honorì, they courted couture at Palais Royal and found the perfect outfits to bash the competition." "Then they headed to the golden triangle, where Montaigne meets George V and luxury goods are the opiate of choice." "Well, the Grimaldis aren't a very large family." "He's probably a first cousin at least, but just to be sure..." "B, what are you doing?" "Cinderella did not Google Prince Charming." "A mystery man shows up at your painting you can't make this about social agenda." "You're right, and so what if my fairy godmother is my credit card?" "This is fate." "Before I lose you to another shoe coma, there's something I wanna talk about." "That package I got yesterday..." "S, I wanna hear all about how Brown offers a major in raw foods, but..." "[CELL PHONE BEEPS]" "BLAIR:" "It's Louis." "Ah!" "We're going to Baccarat." "I have just the thing to wear." "And you have to pick up a little something too." "His friend Jean Michel showed up in town and our date is now a double." "I don't think that's a good idea." "This is your moment." "Please?" "If you don't come, he's gonna cancel." "And those brown boots would look amazing on you." "Brown." "What did you wanna tell me about college?" "It can wait." "Let's go buy boots." "[BLAIR SIGHS]" "[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]" "Look, I..." "I'm working on it." "I just need a little more time." "MAN [OVER PHONE]:" "You have one day." "[LINE CLICKS]" "[MILO CRYING]" "Not again, Milo." "Can't you ever sleep for more than five minutes?" "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "[SIGHS]" "[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]" "RUFUS [OVER PHONE]:" "Sorry, I think I have the wrong number." "Oh, Mr. Humphrey." "Um, this is Georgina Sparks." "It's so great to hear from you." "RUFUS:" "It is?" "Georgina, I don't understand." "Why are you answering my phone?" "Where's Dan?" "[DAN SIGHS]" "I'm sorry that we couldn't talk more yesterday." " Milo's been real colicky." " The fact that you know that word..." "Oh, you'd be shocked at what I know about." "Breast-feeding and baby poop and episiotomies." "Wow, do not mention her George-ina." "It's a lot to take in, believe me." "But, please, don't tell my dad or Lily." "I gotta be the one to tell them myself." " Why haven't you?" "DAN:" "I don't know." "Maybe because I'm totally freaking out." "Know how difficult it is to keep a baby alive?" "Can't drop it." "You can't leave it alone." "It has to eat like every three hours." "If I don't know what hit me here, how am I supposed to tell my dad?" "I have to ask, as will Rufus." "Are you sure Milo's yours?" "Of course he is." "[DAN SIGHS]" "I mean, I'm pre..." "Yeah, I'm pretty sure." "You didn't have a paternity test?" "You weren't there when she came to me." "Her parents threw her out." "She was scared." "It was my idea for her to move in." "I've been waiting for the crazy shoe to drop but it never did." "She's been great with Milo." "Dan, we're talking about Georgina Sparks." "Her hair lies." "You can't trust one thing that comes out of her mouth, let alone anywhere else." "I asked her for a paternity test, but you can't get one in the last trimester." "I didn't sign the birth certificate." "I told her I wouldn't until we got the test." "What are you waiting for?" "You have outdone yourself once again." "Truly fit for a king." "BLAIR:" "Well, not a king yet, but maybe someday." "You clean up pretty good too." "[SERENA SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "BLAIR:" "Oh, he's driving himself." "That's progressive." "Independent." "[BLAIR SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "Blair, you look amazing." "And this must be Serena." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." "Serena, may I introduce Jean Michel Grimaldi of Monaco?" "[JEAN MICHEL SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "Uh..." "I don't understand." "I thought you were a Grimaldi." "The chauffeur was taking you to the embassy." "Oh, you misunderstood." "I am a driver for Jean Michel's family." "I took them to the embassy, where they're staying." "Oh, I see." "So that means your date is a prince and mine..." "Is charming, handsome and loves Manet." "We make our own fairy tales." "Let's go." "Oh." "Never sat up here before." "Oh, wait." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Spotted, B riding shotgun." "Great view." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Let's see if our royal wannabe has the grace to make it through the night." "Eleanor, you're early." "Oh, just to set up, dear." "And to accessorize you properly." "You know, Bass is not her middle name." "Well, I was afraid nobody would know who she was." "Not a lot of Humphreys in the society pages." "RUFUS:" "Hmm." "You don't have to stick around." "Think I'd skip out on champagne and models?" "Are you forgetting I used to be a rock star?" "Lil, what is this?" "Why do you have Chuck's travel itinerary bank statements and credit card bills?" " I think he might be in trouble." "After what he did?" "Good." "Apparently he went to Prague in May checked into his usual suite at the Mandarin and never checked out." "His credit card charges are very un-Charles-like." "Second-class train tickets, prepaid cell phones." "What if something happened to him?" "For better or worse he's a part of this family." " Yours, not ours." "After his choices, Chuck deserves whatever comes to him." "Did I hear you say Chuck?" "Blair will not even mention his name." " She never told me why they broke up." " Uh, you wanna tell her or should I?" "Aren't you so excited that our girls will be at Columbia together this year?" " What?" " Yeah." "I didn't even know that Serena had applied." "JULIET:" "Here you go, Danielle." "And if the CFDA needs more volunteers, let me know." "I'm around." "Of course." "Juliet, have you met Willy Wong from NYC  Company?" " Oh." " Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Ooh." " Here." " Thank you." " And drinks are to your left." " Thank you." "Thank you." "LOUIS:" "The guards at the casino were charging on us." "Thousand-dollar chips were flying everywhere." "SERENA:" "Ha, ha." "LOUIS:" "Everywhere." "Then a guard grabbed me by my belt and dragged me out to the street." " Because he was wearing jeans." "SERENA:" "Ha, ha." "JEAN MICHEL:" "That's crazy." "LOUIS:" "Crazy." "SERENA:" "Oh, my gosh." "Ha, ha." "Wow." "Sure, but enforcing strict standards of dress is essential for maintaining the decorum of an event." "Besides, it's tradition." "Men's formalwear hasn't changed hardly in over a hundred years." "It's not just a symbol of class." "Owning a tuxedo shows the world that a man has enough means to marry and provide for his family." "Blair, are you okay?" "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "It's my mother calling from New York." "I should take this." "I'm fine." "[SERENA SIGHS]" "So who wants a bite of her dessert?" "What is it, Mother?" "I can't talk long." "I'm on a date." "Blair, you sound irritated." "Are you okay?" "Why does everyone keep asking me that?" "So what if Serena gets the prince and I get the pauper?" "Being jealous of her is totally Constance." "I've moved on." "ELEANOR [OVER PHONE]:" "Well, that's wonderfully mature, dear." "The best part is, nothing has to change now that she's going to be at Columbia." "What?" "Serena's going to Columbia?" "Let me know if there's anything else." " Thanks." "Is Eleanor here?" " Um..." "Oh, right there." "Nate?" "Hey." "Juliet." "What are you doing here?" "I'm a volunteer." "I worked the event last year." "What are you doing here?" "Nathaniel, thank you for getting here so fast." "Um..." "I was hoping you could look at Charles' papers and see if there was anything that you might find that I haven't." "But steer clear of Rufus, okay?" "Okay." "And there's this giant..." "[SERENA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "And she says, "I know." Ha, ha." "My friend tried to give them to me one time." "Oh, my God..." "BLAIR:" "Ahem." " Blair, come meet Lou Doillon." "[LOU  BLAIR SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "Hey, maybe you could ask Lou Doillon to be your new best friend because I'm done." "Have fun on my date." "Excuse me." "KARLIE:" "Can I get your name?" " No." "NATE:" "Yeah." "Oh, God." "This is not good." "LILY:" "Georgina, to what do we owe the pleasure?" "You have 15 seconds." "Top me off or you're fired." "Ahem." "Maybe you should come with me." "That's sweet, Archibald, but I don't like vanilla." " Does Dan know you're here?" " Why would Dan know?" "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "GEORGINA [OVER PHONE]:" "Hello, Dan." "DAN:" "Hey." "I'm home." "You aren't here." "You go on a walk without me?" "Yes, we did, all the way across the bridge." "Georgina, don't do this." "What?" "Why?" "I just thought it was time everyone met." "GEORGINA:" "Would you like to talk to your dad?" "Rufus, Dan's on the phone." "He'd like to speak with you." "[LILY SIGHS]" "Dad, I am so sorry." "I wanted to tell you." "I just..." "I didn't know how." " Tell me what?" "GEORGINA:" "Oh." "[MILO BABBLING]" "Whose baby is that?" "Here you go, Grandpa." "Oh, God." "This is Milo Humphrey, your grandson." "Daniel?" "Dan?" "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Spotted, Georgina Sparks, a stroller, and Dan's dad with a scowl." "I think he's on his way." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Looks like Lonely Boy has a baby boy." "Meredith, I am so sorry about this." "Please apologize to everyone at Vogue." "Um, unfortunately, something has come up." "But Eleanor has said she's more than happy to continue the party at her place." "And we've got a little one there as well." "Adorable thing." "You'll love her." "Why does Georgina Sparks have a baby?" "We are trying to figure that out." "I'll keep you posted." "Okay." "Bye." "Meredith." "Hello, Nathaniel." "I wanna take you to a party." "Who could have seen this coming?" "You met Georgina?" " Good point." "Where is she?" " She..." "Tell me this is just one of her ridiculous schemes." " Dad..." " Why don't you talk in Serena's room?" "Hi." "Sorry all the drama ruined your luncheon today." "That's okay." "Well, in case you're wondering, my life's been pretty drama-free these days." "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "[CHUCKLES]" "Uh, hello?" "MAN [OVER PHONE]:" "Pardon the interruption." "There's an emergency in your suite." "What kind of emergency?" "Hey, there you are." "What's wrong?" "You can have the Left Bank, okay?" "But I want the Right." "Every cleavage-baring blouson and cute bartender is yours." "But I want a dress from Dior and a date with a royal." "And I wanna go to school and take classes and have friends without living in your shadow for the next three years." "You heard about Columbia." "GEORGINA:" "Do you wanna hold him?" "Look, I wasn't expecting this introduction either." "You didn't have to spring it on us like this." "I know I have a flair for the dramatic." "But I didn't know what else to do." "Dan wasn't telling you and you had to know." "At least now everybody's talking." "Oh, please." "You're enjoying this." "I know you think I'm crazy, that I'm a schemer and a liar and pathologically selfish, and that's true." "Or it was, till Milo was born." "I understand if you hate me." "But, please, don't hate my son." "He deserves to have a good family." "And no one has more love than you or Rufus." "Here." "Hey." "Ooh." " Hey." " Lily, Dan hasn't done a paternity test." "It might not be his kid." "Is this true, Georgina?" "You're right, Rufus." "Dan did not do the paternity test, but I did." "I wanted you to love Milo because you wanted to, not because you had to." "But if it's come to this, then so be it." "This says I'm the father." "Well, no offense if I don't take your word for it." "Blair, I'm sorry." "I know you wanna do your own thing." "Columbia isn't yours." "My dad went to med school there." "He encouraged me to apply." "And I wanna go to college, but I don't wanna leave the city." "I wanna be with my family and my friends." "I wanna be with you." "Oh, lucky me." "I love how it never has occurred to you that someone might not wanna see you every day." "Someone, sure." "Probably lots of people, but not my best friend." "I need a chance to succeed on my own." "I wanna be myself, where I belong." "Last year, first with NYU and then Chuck, it was the worst year of my life." "Yeah, well, my last year was pretty awful too." "I fell for a married man, got in a major car accident." "I fought with my mother so much, I was basically homeless." "And then there was my dad." "Fine." "Stay in the city." "Just go to a different school, okay?" "Blair, I wanna make you happy." "I really do." "But college is too big of a deal." "I got in and I'm gonna go." "Look, we can talk about all of this tomorrow." "But right now, there are two very handsome French men waiting to take us to the front of the line at Le Baron." "Louis really likes you." "Yes, he does." "And so does Jean Michel, for that matter." "I'll go back by myself." "And I'll come up with some story as to why you didn't return." "Like you tripped and fell in the fountain." "Seriously?" "No one's gonna believe that." "Wanna bet?" "[SERENA SCREAMS]" "Well, thank you, doctor." "I appreciate you confirming these results yourself." "Okay." "Bye." "It doesn't mean anything." " We're doing our own test." " The dates line up." "We were being careful, but it's not like I didn't sleep with her." "Why didn't you come to me when she showed up?" "Remember how you reacted when Serena and I had that scare?" "Not to mention I didn't know I could handle the truth." "Everything you said then is still true." "I had to see this through." "I couldn't let Georgina go off, raise this child without me, never knowing him." "I may get angry or protective, but I'll always be there for you." "That's how it works when you're a father." "You may not understand that now, but trust me, one day you will." "[CHUCKLES]" "I think I already do." "[DAN SIGHS]" "Do you have the birth certificate with you?" "It's in my bag." "Thank you." "[SIGHS]" "Thanks, Dad." "[BAND OF SKULLS' "I KNOW WHAT I AM" PLAYING ON TV]" "RUSSELL MARSDEN [SINGING ON TV]:" "Hi-ho, triple salchow" "I got a feeling like I'm tired of the flow" "But I know what I am" "They know what they are" "So let me be" "[GIRLS LAUGHING AND SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" "BAND OF SKULLS [SINGING]:" "But it's all right, it's okay" "I got the time But the time don't pay" "What are you doing?" "You wanna play "Rock Band 3" with us?" "There's a keyboard." "We can make it a five-piece." "Oh, I hope it's okay." "We used your credit card." "MARSDEN [SINGING]:" "Flick flack, no slack" "Your friend who left you his book, what was his name?" "Chuck Bass." "And what would Chuck Bass do in a situation like this?" "He wouldn't be in this situation." "EMMA RICHARDSON [SINGING]:" " When you only want one" "And you shouldn't be either." "When you're ready to talk about what really got you into this place give me a call." "BAND OF SKULLS [SINGING]:" "I know what I am" "They know what they are" "So let me be" "[MILO COOING]" " You're a natural." " Heh." "Thanks." "Um..." "Have you talked to Serena lately?" "Well, the better question is, have you?" "I know something happened between you two before she left." "You haven't had much time to figure things out." "Nothing to figure at this point." "I can't imagine she'd be interested in being a stepmother, you know?" "I've sealed my fate, I think." "Heh." "But when you do speak to her, could you do me a favor and not say anything about this?" "I wanna break this news." "Yeah, of course." "[SIGHS]" "Is she having a good time?" "Well, it's Paris." "There's great shopping, great food weekends with Harold and Roman at the chateau." "Think she's having the time of her life." "I know, Jean Michel, we all love Serena, but she's just clumsy like that." "It must be all those long limbs." "Serena." "What happened?" "Blair happened." "I'll see you in New York." "Jean Michel, would you care to walk me home?" "Wait, no, Jean Michel, don't..." "It's okay." "I'm glad to have you all to myself." "Actually, I'm tired." "If Jean Michel is gone, shouldn't we go too?" "He told me I was being overcautious but I see that I was not." " About what?" " I am the royal." "Jean Michel is my driver." "When you asked me so many questions about my name, my car, the embassy I grew concerned that you might not like me for me." "What?" "No, who would ever...?" "It happens sometimes." "But when I found you gazing at my favorite painting I thought that someone who loved what I love could one day love me too." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "We hear Baccarat just updated its menu." " I thought it was fate, but I guess not." "BLAIR:" "No, no, no." " It is fate, it's just..." " Have a good evening, Blair." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "The gateau du jour is now humble pie." "Bon appétit, Blair." "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" " Hello?" " Georgina?" "Hey, it's Vanessa." "Dan and the baby are sleeping right now." "Yeah, I just tried his cell." "Do you have a message?" "I don't have time to chat." "I wanted to tell him I am here if he needs to talk." "I'm his friend and always will be." "Oh, that's sweet." "He's gonna need a friend." "I'll let him know." "And just in case you don't, I said the same thing on his voicemail." "You know me too well, friend." "GEORGINA [OVER PHONE]:" "Goodbye, Vanessa." "Is it any consolation that I totally imploded and ruined my date?" "It's not." "I called the airport." "The car is already on the way." "I can catch the redeye." "Can you hand me that copy of Be?" "I wanna read it on the plane." "Please don't go." "I don't care about dating a prince." "I don't care about dating anyone." "I just care about you." "[SERENA SCOFFS]" "I really need my friend right now." "I've been acting like I'm okay, but I'm not." "[SOBS]" "They say it's a broken heart but I hurt in my whole body." "I mean, what if I stay like this forever?" "What if I never get over Chuck?" "You will." "You'll see." "I just don't know what I'd do without you." "I'm scared if you come to Columbia that I'll do something to destroy us." "Well, you pushed me in a fountain tonight." "And here we are, talking about it like mature young women." "So I'd say that's a good sign." "What if Columbia's a disaster and we lose each other for good?" "And what if it's amazing and we become closer than we've ever been?" "Come on." "Live dangerously." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "You in?" "Yeah, I'm in." "Now all you have to do is tell Dan and Nate that you'll be in the city next year." " What are you doing?" " Spreading the word myself." "And you can't change your mind, because Gossip Girl hates being wrong." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "GOSSIP GIRL:" "This just in from Miss B herself." "Serena van der Woodsen is heading to Columbia." "S and B together again?" "We think we've died and gone to heaven." "Or at least the Upper West Side." "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" " Nate." "NATE [OVER PHONE]:" "Hey." "I know it's late." "But you know what?" "You were right." "I was hurt by someone." "A lot, actually." "I'm sorry." "NATE:" "I didn't think I had to see her for a while and I just found out she's coming back to New York City and I'm just not ready." "NATE:" "I was trying to send the message to her I'm having the time of my life and it just isn't true." "NATE:" "I can't keep it up." "I'm exhausted." "I owe the hotel thousands of dollars in damages." "Do you wanna meet up to grab a cup of coffee?" "JULIET:" "Sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger." "That sounds great, yeah." "French Roast, 20 minutes?" "Absolutely." "[RINGING]" "It's from France." "Hello?" "Yes, this is she." "Oh, my God." "Is it Serena?" "Is she okay?" "Okay, I will." "What?" "What is it?" "A body washed up in Paris, shot." "The identification they found says it's Charles Bass." "[SCREAMS]" " Stop." " My little sister." "Chuck!" "Get off of me!" "[SERENA  CHUCK GRUNT]" "Did you sleep with her?" " Jenny Humphrey was..." " Don't say her name." " Where am I?" " You're safe." "[IN DISTORTED VOICE] Who are you?" "What's your name?" "Henry." "Henry Prince." "[BRAKES SCREECH]" "You had the dream again." "I hoped it wouldn't follow us from Prague." "Guess I'll have to give it more time." "You have as long as you need." "My uncle said the apartment is ours and he's got you a job too." "Thank you." "Welcome to Paris, Henry." "Let's go home." "GOSSIP GIRL:" "Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris." "But Gossip Girl travels faster." "Bisou, bisou." "[English" " US" " SDH]" "[English" " US" " SDH]"