"Previously on "ugly betty"..." "gene simmons is my father." "Daddy?" "Daughter?" "I'm going to start a magazine- "Hot flash."" "If i can't marry into the meade family," "I will give birth to an heir." "We need to find a surrogate we can control." "Do we feel pregnant yet?" "How long am i trapped here for?" "I'm renee." "I'm daniel." "Meade." "I know." "I see you've met my sister." "You think it's too early to start planning family vacations?" "You're a fool, daniel." "You have no idea what you're getting yourself into." "You just really seemed to up your game when betty showed up." "What?" "I don't think i'm the suarez sister you like." "Tell me who you're dating." "Henry from accounting." "There." "More." "He got charlie pregnant." "I know you're leaving in five months," "And i know that i'm gonna get my heart broken," "But maybe it's worth it." "==Ææàãðüàöô°öüäê·îï×==- ±¾×öä"½ö¹©ñ§ï°½"á÷£¬ñï½ûóãóúéìòµóãí¾" "==Ææàãðü×öä"×é==- ·­òë£º¸öèëid ð£¶ô£º¸öèëid ê±¼äöá£ºâ¬ ±ó" "What is this place?" "Where am i?" "You're in the most amazing place ever." "Henry." "Happy birthday, betty." "I don't understand." "We're here because you're going to have" "The best birthday of your life." "Good morning." "There she is..." "good morning." "The birthday girl." "Feliz cumpleaños, mi amor." "Thank you, papi." "Happy birthday, chica." "Oh, i got something for you." "What?" "You want 23 more?" "Love the bag, aunt betty." "Vuitton?" "No, it's a fake." "I got it from some guy" "Selling off a blanket on 6th avenue." "You know, you make it really hard for me" "To live vicariously through you." "So i know you didn't want anything special this year," "But maybe before you head off for the poconos," "Some birthday pancakes?" "Daddy, i love your birthday breakfasts," "But henry and i want to get an early start." "Well, i hope you and henry have a wonderful weekend." "Mm." "And, uh, don't forget your cupcakes." "Oh, i won't." "It was nice of daniel to give you the day off." "I know." "He was great about it," "Except he says now i owe him one." "Someone has a short memory." "Okay, i know you told us not to, but..." "Aah!" "A cell phone!" "Justin, this is" "Wait, is this my cell phone?" "Turn it over." "Aah!" "I love it." "Fierce, huh?" "Very." "Don't do that." "No?" "No." "No." "No." "Okay." "Uh, guys, i love you." "I'll see you sunday night." "I'm so excited." "Love you." "Love you, too." "Aw, they are gonna have such a good time this weekend." "Papi, what's wrong?" "She forgot the cupcakes." "Just a minute." "Did you shave your arms?" "They look bigger." "Daniel, i know we've had our issues..." "You tried to ruin my magazine, destroy my family," "Marry my father on his deathbed" " Some bigger than others," "But i never personally wish you any harm." "That's why i'm here to warn you about renee." "Renee has a history with men." "She becomeneedy, erratic, obsessive." "It probably has something to do with daddy withholding affection" "While we were growing up." "I mean, i've dealt with it well, but renee on the other hand" "Stop." "You don't have to say anymore." "I don't believe anything you have to say." "Stony brook." "What?" "Ask my sister about stony brook" "If you really want to get to know her." "How was i?" "Excellent." "Sincere, but not condescending," "Just the right dash of menace" "And your breasts, of course, look amazing." "You've gotten under his pasty, hairless skin, woman." "Well, i better." "Renee's a loose cannon." "I can't have that, not with what i have planned." "Oh, god, this bloody window." "Oh, is a nice breeze too much to ask for?" "I bet my sister had it bolted shut." "Evil robots don't need oxygen." "Oh." "Let me help you." "Oh, go on, please." "Ohh." "Ooh." "This should freshen things up a wee bit." "No candles... ever." "Okay." "Christina, okay, wait." "Repeat, please," "And try to enunciate." "I'm sayin' there's something goin' on with her," "And i am going to find out what it is." "With who?" "Wilhelmi's sister-Renee." "She's strange." "Like, just now." "Like, listen," "I tried to light a candle..." "And she totally freaked out." "What?" "A-A candy?" "What type of candy?" "Why were you lighting it?" "A candle." "I can't hear you." "Justin bedazzled my cell phone..." "And i think there's glue in the circuitry." "I know." "It's a mystery..." "But i'm gonna find out." "Okay, i'll talk to you later." "* happy birthday to me *" "Henry!" "* birthday girl in the house *" "I'm ready to get in the car, go on our adventure!" "I love adventures." "Where are we going?" "Charlie." "Charlie." "I-I didn't even know you were in town." "Well, you know, i've been trying for months to get" "Into this parenting seminar with harvey karp." "He's, like, this amazing baby doctor." "He's, like, a baby guru genius." "Betty." "Anyway, so i get a phone call yesterday," "And they have an opening in a seminar this weekend, so... this weekend?" "C" " Can you just give us a minute?" "Oh, right." "Yeah, yeah, of course." "Sure." "Baby kicked." "Baby kicked." "He's so excited to see his daddy." "Betty, listen, she just showed up." "I already told her she can go to that seminar without me." "We can still go away." "No, no, no, henry." "What-What are you supposed to do?" "It's for the baby." "But it's your birthday weekend." "I know." "I know, but-But maybe we don't have to go away." "We could just celebrate here in new york." "It's new york." "There's restaurants and nightclubs," "And i will organize the ultimate birthday extravaganza," "To which you are invited." "Betty, you're unbelievable." "Only when i'm with you." "Henry, i can't find the toothpaste." "Top left drawer!" "I'll see you tonight." "Okay." "Alexis," "I got the numbers you sent me on mom's magazine." "Good. 'Cause we really need to talk." "Oh, my god." "What are you doing?" "Trying on the new domingo line." "Oh, get over it." "When we were kids, we used to bathe together." "Yeah?" "Well, when we were kids, you were a boy." "So did you look at mom's budget?" "Yeah, i did." "I think she's finally lost it." "This was supposed to be a hobby to make her feel better," "Not a real magazine." "And check this out" "She wants to do an ongoing series" "About extreme adventure for the over-50 set." "It only adds $50,000 an issue." "You gotta talk to her." "No." "You wanted to be in charge." "This is your problem." "Oh, amanda, hey." "So look, i know i'm not" "Supposed to be here, 'cause it's my birthday," "And i was going away for the weekend... to des moines?" "The poconos." "Oh, well, anyone who's anyone is going to des moines." "My dad, gene simmons, who's in the band kiss," "Is playing there tonight." "Rock 'n' roll." "I love saying that." "It totally feels right." "Anyway, uh, my plans have changedso i'm here," "And i kind of have a problem." "Oh, right, 'cause you're turning 40?" "24." "I need to plan a great new york birthday," "And i figured, if anyone knows, amanda knows." "Where is the most romantic place to have dinner in new york?" "Oh, my god." "Right now the pemberly inn is so hot." "If i could sit on the patio at sunset," "I would make out with..." "Well..." "You." "Okay." "Pemberly inn." "Got it." "Thanks." "Happy 50th." "Good morning, daniel." "I bet you're surprised to see me." "Uh, should i be?" "Right." "You weren't supposed to come in today." "Look, i'm sorry." "I've had a weird morning." "Uh, glad you're feeling better." "I'm not sick." "It's sort of a special day today." "Oh, my god." "Oh, of course." "I almost forgot." "It's okay." "Renee's coming for lunch." "Could you make sure and order us something really special?" "Um, okay." "All right." "Uh, now, invites for tonight, you have three options" "Uh, ooh, dugout seats to the yankees game" "And drinks with derek jeter- Fun" "Moby and natalie portman's private reception" "For julian schnabel at the gagosian-Cool" "Mm." "V.I.P. Tickets to the new york philharmonic" "In central park and fireworks- Not really up your alley." "I'll just get rid of these." "No, no, wait." "Concert with fireworks..." "I mean, that sounds kinda" " Dangerous, i know." "I" " I'm glad you're not going." "No, no, hang on." "Maybe renee and i could..." "You know what?" "Forget it." "I really don't want to get grass stains" "On these pants anyway." "Good point." "The whole weekend is off?" "What happened?" "Charlie happened." "Oh." "She showed up for a "surprise visit."" "Well, now we gotta do something for betty." "No." "She already made other plans." "She's going to a concert in the park tonight with henry." "Papi, you know how much it means to her" "To be with him tonight." "I know, but it means something to me" "To have the family together on birthdays." "Hey, what if i bring your cupcakes over to henry's," "And then they can eat them under the stars tonight" "And, like, we'll be there in spirit?" "Getting eaten." "Whoa." "Oh." "Sorry about the outfit." "I just came from hip-Hop class." "I have big news." "I found the perfect apartment." "Really?" "Yeah." "And guess where it is?" "On spring, right around the corner from your place." "Huh." "Uh..." "sou-Sounds great." "Okay, you're blinking a lot." "What-What's wrong?" "Oh, no, i-It's just everything's happening so fast." "You know?" "How well do we really know each other?" "What are you saying?" "Uh, wilhelmina stopped by my place this morning," "And she said some things, and, um..." "I'm just gonna ask you" "Renee, what is stony brook?" "Stony brook?" "Mm-Hmm." "What is stony brook?" "Yeah." "It's a state college on long island." "I went to school there, daniel." "Sure, i was a little wild." "I had a few boyfriends." "You're not the only one who had a life before we met." "No." "I" " I-I'm amazed th-That you would even care" "What my sister has to say" "After everything that's happened with you two." "Renee, i'm sorry." "I just" "No, i'm sorry." "Why don't you call me" "When you're ready to trust me a little?" "Uh, yes, a table for two on the patio." "Oh, okay." "Yeah." "Yeah, i understand." "Um, no problem." "Thanks." "Uh, just-Could you do me a favor?" "Could you tell your manager that "mode" won't be needing" "The pemberly inn for our big fashion week party," "Where we spend many hundreds of thousds of dollars?" "Oh, what's that?" "Something just opened up?" "Great." "Uh, it's suarez- S" " U-A-R-E-Z." "Thank you." "Gio... your hair." "Summer's coming." "You gotta let the head breathe." "So where have you been?" "Um, around." "You know, just, uh, working," "And, uh, living." "Uh, yep, working and living." "So the pemberly inn, huh?" "What's the occasion?" "It's my birthday." "Happy birthday." "Thanks." "So you going to dinner with henry?" "Uh-Huh." "Yeah, uh, we were supposed to go away for the weekend," "But, uh, charlie showed up." "Oh, the baby mama." "Yeah, but, it-But, it's fine." "It's fine." "Henry and i are gonna have a perfect night" "Right here in manhattan- An intimate dinner," "And then a concert" "And fireworks in the park." "You know, the only thing missing is a carriage ride." "Yeah." "Wait, a-A carriage ride?" "Yeah." "Why'd you say that?" "I don't know." "It just seemed like somethin' you'd be into." "It was good to see you." "You, too." "Sorry we don't talk as much anymore." "Yeah, well, you know, just, uh, working and living." "Yeah." "Working and living..." "You bitch." "Well, hello to you, too." "Why are you trying to break up me and daniel?" "Renee, we both know what happens to you" "When things get too serious with men." "This is nothing like stony brook." "Good." "It took a lot of work to clean up that mess." "I'm warning you" "Leave us alone or you will regret it, wilhelmina." "I'm sure i'm not the only one around here with secrets." "Yes, amanda." "What's your favorite thing about getting old?" "Is it your hair thinning" "Or when kids ask you about vietnam?" "Can i help you with something?" "Yeah, you know that guy" "You're always pretending is your boyfriend?" "He's on line two." "Hey, birthday girl." "Hi, i'm so glad you called." "I have a surprise for tonight." "One word-Fireworks." "That's two words." "No, technically, that's one word." "Nerdapalooza." "Amanda, get off the phone." "Well, i have a surprise for you, too." "Oh, henry, i have to go." "My day's about to get a lot better," "But i'll call you back." "I love you." "Bye." "Daniel, this is so sweet." "Oh, good." "I mean, it better be," "'Cause i gotta tell you, renee is really mad at me." "What is it with me and women, betty?" "It's like no matter what i do," "I'm always letting 'em down," "Especially the ones i care about the most." "Can you just make sure she gets that" "As soon as possible?" "Okay, i'll send a messenger right away." "Cupcakes?" "Aw, that's so sweet," "But didn't you hear?" "There isn't gonna be a birthday date." "Oh, didn't you hear?" "Henry and betty have a whole new plan for tonight" "Fancy dinner, romantic concert in the park," "And then afterwards," "Fireworks, if you know what i mean." "Well, you know what?" "That's great for them." "That betty, she, uh," "Sure doesn't let anything get in her way, does she?" "No, she doesn't," "But if it does, i got her back." "These are not just decorative." "See ya." "So what do you think?" "Wow, mom, it's so saucy." "I know..." "And if you look closely, you can see a nipple imprint." "I've still got it." "So listen, mom," "We need to talk." "Oh, that sounds ominous." "What is it?" "It's about the budget for "hot flash."" "Given the current realities of the market," "I just-I can't put any more money into the project." "You're cutting me off?" "W" " We haven't even launched yet," "A" " And i still need funding for a staff." "I'm sorry." "Don't do this me." "You're my daughter." "I'm also your boss." "Ooh." "Let me help you with that." "I got it." "Thank you." "Wil said you'd be comin' by." "She sure is working you with all this baby stuff." "I know, but it's nothing" "Compared to what she must be going through," "Planning for motherhood and all to" "Where is she, anyway?" "Deep tissue massage." "Yeah, she skipped the baby c.P.R. Class" "And made christina go alone." "Oh, oh." "Of course she did." "Well, maybe the massage will help" "Circulate the ice in her veins." "Oh, oops." "Did i say that out loud?" "No, honey, please, it's okay." "I know how my sister is." "Hmm." "So, it is, uh, happy hour." "I was just about to make myself a drink." "You like chocolatinis?" "Liquor and chocolate?" "Oh, gee, i don't know." "Bring it." "Betty." "Mrs. Meade." "I'm so sorry." "I try to keep up the appearance that i never use the bathroom." "I hope you won't think less of me." "Oh, um, no." "No." "I really, really won't." "Are you okay?" "Oh, my own daughter just told me" "That she doesn't believe in my magazine." "Alexis said that?" "Well, not in so many words, but it was pretty clear." "She thinks the magazine is just a fantasy, a pipe dream." "So i have decided not to move forward with "hot flash."" "I'm calling it quits." "No." "Mrs. Meade, so what if it is a fantasy?" "That doesn't mean you can't make it come true." "Ju-Just today, all of my dreams were crushed," "And i-I picked myself up," "I utilized my resources," "And now things are gonna be even better." "Betty, what resources do i have?" "Everyone i know has turned their back on me." "But you're the most resourceful person i know." "You can do anything." "You're very perky, you know that?" "I've heard that before." "So what dreams of yours were crushed today?" "Well, it's my birthday..." "oh." "And there was a change in plans, but everything is fine." "Henry and i are going to dinner." "How do i look?" "Oh, no, no." "I couldn't." "Yes, you can." "Hey, it's betty." "Leave a message." "I'll call you back." "Hey, betty." "I've got some bad news." "Charlie's not feeling well," "So i'm gonna have to take her to the doctor." "Don't go to the restaurant." "I'll meet up with you later." "Betty, i'm so sorry." "Love you." "One unheard message." "Betty- ...go to the restaurant." "I'll meet up with you" "I love you." "Um, suarez." "Reservation for two." "So willie really got that girl to eat dog food?" "Yeah, that girl was her best friend." "She called it a loyalty test." "Portrait of a mean girl, age 15." "Wilhelmina's always been good at getting people to do things" "They didn't want to do." "She still is." "Really?" "Oh, yeah." "How so?" "Well, she practically forced christina to carry this baby" "So she could get the money to save her husband's life." "No!" "Yes!" "And when chriina finds out who the sperminator is... i thought it was an anonymous donor." "It's bradford meade." "No." "She stole the sperm from his dead corpse," "And when the bastard heir is born," "She will finally get her hands on a third of the meade empire." "Mm." "Oh, i think i'm gonna vomit." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "* quand tu dits des mots d'amour * * des mots comme je t'adore * * i love you more... *" "Are you ready to order?" "Um, actually, no, not yet." "Or, you know what?" "Um, i could start with a..." "The, uh..." "uh, the-The cheese fondue." "That dish is for two people." "Oh." "Yeah." "There will be two of us." "Uh, my boyfriend is, uh, on the way." "He's coming." "It is a lot of cheese." "We're hungry." "Okay, one cheese fondue for you" "And your boyfriend." "* la la la la la la *" "Okay." "Okay, henry." "Thanks for calling." "Henry is canceling on betty?" "Charlie's not feeling well." "Yeah, right." "Beeyotch." "What?" "You know you guys were thinking it." "All right, familia suarez." "You know what this means." "Betty needs a party." "I got the piñata." "I'll clear a dance floor." "And i'm making the cupcakes." "And i was like, "slow your roll, mary-Kate." "You just can't call dibs on every hot piece of... " pie." "Gotta go." "That is so sweet of you." "Thank you." "Yeah, well, it's for betty." "Ha." "What?" "You just reminded me of a really funny story." "See, betty's "boyfriend" called earlier," "And he is totally blowing her off" "For their big birthday date tonight." "See?" "Did you give her this message?" "I'm a receiver, not a giver." "Can i have that now?" "How precious." "Did you make it yourself?" "It's a gift from daniel, "with all his love."" "Oh, you're not gonna ruin this relationship, wilhelmina," "Not unless you want your own dirty laundry out in the open." "Whatever are you talking about?" "I know about bradford's baby," "And your plan to g your claws into the meade fortune." "Oh, i know about all of it." "Mm, you know nothing." "She stole the sperm from his dead corpse" "And when the bastard heir is born," "She will finally get her hands" "On a third of the meade empire." "Oh, i think i'm gonna vomit." "Last time i checked, sperm-Stealing was illegal." "I think this is all daniel's gonna need" "To go straight to the police," "Unless..." "unless what?" "Less you leave me and daniel alone." "Let me have what i want, and you can have what you want." "You really want to do this?" "Oh, yes." "Very well, then." "I'm gonna go spend the night at my boyfriend's." "Madam" "Mademoiselle, please." "I'm only 24." "Yes, i'm so sorry." "See, it has been a while," "And it is friday night," "And we are very booked." "And?" "There is a couple waiting for this table." "It is their anniversary." "It's my birthday," "And-And my boyfriend" "He's not here." "We apologize." "May i offer you a doggie bag for the cheese?" "Cheers." "Betty." "Gio." "Whoa." "What are you doing here?" "And why are you in a carriage?" "Henry left a message with amanda." "He can't make it tonight." "Charlie." "So i'm not trying to take his place or anything," "But when i heard you were on your own," "I remembered my cousin drives these things for tourists," "And i thought, she deserves to have a little fun." "So what do you say?" "Want a ride?" "I" " I don't know, gio." "Come on." "Once around the block." "Fine." "Once around the block." "All right." "Willie, i know i screwed up," "But breaking into daniel's apartment," "Isn't that a felony?" "I'm too pretty for prison." "They'll pass me around like a collection plate" "At a catholic church." "Stop whining." "You owe me." "And prison is exactly where i'll end up" "If they find out how this baby was really conceived." "I feel like you'd do well in prison." "I would." "Hmm." "Now relax." "You don't have to break in." "Don'you think i would have had" "An extra set of keys made for daniel's apartment?" "Oh, marc, you underestimate me." "I hate myself even more." "Okay, willie, i'm going in." "But if i don't make it out alive..." "We'll always have bergdorf's, darling." "We all know what it's li to be ignored," "Taken for granted," "Not valued." "That is never going to happen" "To the staff at "hot flash" magazine" "Because this isn't just a job." "It's a family." "Speaking of family," "I'd like to introduce you all" "To my beautiful daughter alexis meade." "Hello." "Can i talk to you for a sec?" "Mom, what's going on?" "I thought i told you there's no money to hire a staff." "Relax, darling, i don't need your money" "Or anyonelse's." "I'm using my own resources." "Turns out there's a work program" "For recently released inmates." "It's subsidized by the state, so my overhead is minimal." "They're prisoners?" "Ex-Prisoners..." "like me." "Mom, do any of them have any experience?" "They have life experience," "And that's what "hot flash" is all about" "Your life just changed." "What do you do now?" "I can't think of a better talent pool." "All right, let's get back to work." "Whew!" "Anybody have a fan?" "It is hot in here." "And then the weekend of my 10th birthday," "There was this blizzard," "So no one could get to the party," "And we couldn't leave the house," "So we had to eat leftover cake for weeks." "Hmm." "Well, that's not so bad." "Yeah." "Whoa." "Why are we stopping?" "Snowflake has to take care of some business." "Oh." "Sorry." "Not quite the birthday you imagined, huh?" "Eh, it's my own fault." "I had thistupid fantasy" "Fireworks, epic romance..." "like romeo and juliet." "Oh, you know those two ended up dead in a tomb, right?" "Yeah, i don't like thinking about that part." "All right." "Fantasies are fun, but we live in reality." "It's not perfect," "But it doesn't mean it can't be pretty good." "I know." "I know, i know, and-And-And it is." "I'm lucky," "Except for the part where henry's leaving me" "After his baby's born." "It's getting late." "I should get home." "No." "You're not going home." "I'm not?" "Nope." "We're heading to central park." "We can still catch the end of that show." "Betty wants fireworks for her birthday," "She's gettin' fireworks." "Hello?" "Hello." "Oh, daniel meade, you naughty, naughty boy." "What are you doing?" "Oh, god." "I, uh, i'm..." "I'm..." "I want you." "Excuse me?" "You, you big, sexy..." "magazine editor." "I want you." "I love you." "I've always loved you." "Stop that." "This smells like wilhelmina." "No." "It smells like the beginning of something beautiful." "I'm calling the police." "Oh!" "Well, we'll always have this moment." "Ciao." "Have you heard from betty?" "Her phone's not working." "Ay." "Here comes somebody." "Is it her?" "No, i need more time." "This banner is subpar." "Ay, just hang it." "Who cares?" "It's not betty." "Hi." "Hi." "Thought you were at the doctor." "I" " I was." "Um, everything's fine." "They couldn't find anything wrong." "I think charlie was just trying to ruin my night with betty." "I can't believe i fell for it." "Me, either." "But this is your baby we're talking about." "What are you gonna do, right?" "Thanks." "Just glad i didn't miss betty's party completely." "Is she here?" "Not yet." "Thank you." "I don't think we're gonna make it." "It sounds like it's almost over." "Somebody had to stop for hot chocolate." "What?" "We're gonna make it, okay?" "What was that?" "Crap." "Think i busted a wheel." "I'm gonna try to rig something up." "Oh, okay." "Well, here, i can help." "No, no." "No." "You stay in the carriage." "I don't want you to dirty your dress." "Oh-Oh!" "Betty!" "Oh, no." "You okay?" "I'm okay." "Oh, no." "Man, uh..." "uhh..." "I think i have a, uh..." "Napkin." "Okay." "Thanks." "Yeah." "Uh, i'm so sorry, betty." "This night sucks, huh?" "You're such a great girl." "You're so good and nice," "And you deserve to have an amazing birthday." "Gio, it's not your fault." "You did everything you could." "It's fine." "No." "No, it's not." "I'm" "You know, i'm not a big believer in this whole fantasy thing," "But i at least wanted you to have a little bit of yours." "I'm sorry." "I wasted your whole night." "* you're not here with me *" "No, look." "Look!" "* for you to stay *" "Fireworks." "* in my arms tonight * * arms tonight, arms tonight * * i'm longing to hold you tight * * hold you tight, hold you tight * * need to hear you say it'll be all right *" "* be all right, be all right * * i want you to say * * you'll be holding me every night * * every night, every night * * in your arms and out of sight *" "?" "This smells like wilhelmina." "Oh, my-That is exactly what i said." "You know, look, i stupidly let her get to me this morning." "I messed up." "I am sorry." "No, i'm sorry, too, daniel..." "Becausi haven't told you everything." "You can." "Trust me." "All right." "Well, it was back in college" "At stony brook." "I had a breakdown," "And i went to a treatment facility." "Still see a shrink." "And, uh..." "I take these every day." " It was a long time ago, you know," "But i guess i'm still a little sensitive about it." "Thank you for telling me the truth." "Yeah." "But if you think for a second" "That's gonna make me want to be with you any less," "You're wrong." "Really?" "Don't take that apartment." "Will you move in with me?" "Oh, hell, yeah." "I wonder what mr." "Dull and sister crazy" "Are doing right now." "Ugh, don't look at me." "I don't get straight people." "Who ts what where?" "It's all so confusing." "Oh, speak of t she-Devil." "Renee, what a surprise." "Do you have a minute, wilhelmina?" "I'd like to rub something in your face." "Well, someone's already doing that right now, but go ahead." "Daniel and i are moving in together." "Yeah, he's out getting champagne to celebrate as we speak." "Mm." "Hip hip hooray." "And, willie, i know what you're up to." "Did you really think i'd be so stup" "As to just leave that recording lying around?" "Well, you can't blame a girl for trying." "I'm not going away," "So if you or marc interfere again," "I will release that recording to everyone," "And it'll be all over for you, wilhelmina." "Like i give a tinker's fart about that recording." "No one's gonna believe the rantings of a drunken fool." "Hey, feelings." "Out." "And no one's gonna believe a crazy woman, either." "Show me." "Are you sure those are the right pills?" "They were the ones in that hideous green bag." "What did you replace them with?" "Your fat-Blockers." "They were the only ones that matched." "Oh, marc, we want her crazy, not crazy and thin." "Oh, right." "Well, no matter." "Those pills are all that stand" "Between my sister and the nuthouse." "In a few days, she'll start losing a grip on reality," "And then my plan will be in motion." "Sorry, renee." "I' got too much riding on this." "In." "Hey." "You're home." "Hilda and justin are asleep," "And, uh, he wanted to wait for you." "I can't believe you guys did all of this and i missed it." "You didn't have to do anything special for me." "You know what?" "I think all of this was, um, more for me." "Doing these kind of things makes me feel good," "Like i'm taking care of my lile girl." "But you're a grown-Up now." "You don't need me making cupcakes anymore." "Papi..." "There will never be a day when i don't need cupcakes..." "Or you." "Actually, i could really use e of those cupcakes" "Right about now." "Well, i may have a few... dozen" "Left in the kitchen." "Really?" "Mm-Hmm." "Aah, you're the best." "He willie," "You know i've never been one to second-Guess your choices," "But can i ask you a question, friend-To-Friend?" "Marc, you know i hate" "When things get personal between the two of us." "I do." "I do." "I know, but it's just..." "What we're doing..." "i mean, nee's your sister." "There are things in her past, marc" "Terrible things." "You have no idea what she's done or what she's capable of." "Renee and i were" "I know you think i'm the evil sister, marc... well..." "But at least i stop short of murder." "This is the best birthday present" "I got all day." "Gracias, mija." "Oh, i almost forgot..." "What?" "I'm supposed to make sure you get this." "Daniel?" "Mm-Hmm." "Wh-When did he" "He dropped it off a couple of weeks ago." "He just wanted to make sure he didn't forget." "He remembered he'd forget?" "Oh, i'm gonna call it a night." "Happy birthday, sweetie." "Thank you, daddy." "Te quiero." "I love you, too." "Mm, betty." "You're here." "Yeah, i didn't want to wake you." "Hmm." "I never got a chance to tell you" "Happy birthday." "Thank you." "* in my dreams *" "I'm sorry it wasn't perfect." "* i can fly *" "Yeah, me, too." "*... everywhere * * because you love me * * yes, you love me * * in my dreams *"