"[ SILENCE ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ANIMAL HOWLS ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ SIREN WAILING ]" "[ WOMAN TALKING OVER POLICE RADIO ]" "Just a minute." "What have we got?" "A group of 30-Somethings." "It's like a massacre in there," "A group of 30-Somethings." "It's like a massacre in there, sir." "It's like a massacre in there, sir." "Who called it in?" "Sir." "Who called it in?" "The caretaker," "Who called it in?" "The caretaker, Mr. Marc Ruber." "The caretaker, Mr. Marc Rubber." "What were they doing here?" "Mr. Marc Rubber." "What were they doing here?" "Ghost-Hunting." "What were they doing here?" "Ghost-Hunting." "Ah." "Ghost-Hunting." "Ah." "Why can't they do drugs, like" "Ah." "Why can't they do drugs, like normal people?" "Why can't they do drugs, like normal people?" "Oy, Rubber?" "Normal people?" "Oy, Rubber?" "I'll take over." "Oy, Rubber?" "I'll take over." "You found them?" "I'll take over." "You found them?" "Yeah, around 6:00 this" "You found them?" "Yeah, around 6:00 this morning." "Yeah, around 6:00 this morning." "What were they doing here?" "Morning." "What were they doing here?" "They were working on some" "What were they doing here?" "They were working on some haunted-TV-Show thing, I think." "They were working on some haunted-TV-Show thing, I think. [ CHUCKLES ]" "Haunted-TV-Show thing, I think. [ CHUCKLES ] As long as they pay me, I don't" "[ CHUCKLES ] As long as they pay me, I don't care." "As long as they pay me, I don't care." "What time did they arrive?" "Care." "What time did they arrive?" "Around 5:00 P.M., Evening" "What time did they arrive?" "Around 5:00 P.M., Evening past." "Around 5:00 P.M., Evening past." "I locked them in, and I left." "Past." "I locked them in, and I left." "You locked them in?" "I locked them in, and I left." "You locked them in?" "Vandals, you see?" "You locked them in?" "Vandals, you see?" "It's that time of the year." "Vandals, you see?" "It's that time of the year." "It's winter." "It's that time of the year." "It's winter." "There's nobody around here and" "It's winter." "There's nobody around here and can't have people wandering in" "There's nobody around here and can't have people wandering in and out, now can I?" "Can't have people wandering in and out, now can I?" "Anything could happen." "And out, now can I?" "Anything could happen." "Were the doors still locked" "Anything could happen." "Were the doors still locked when you arrived this morning?" "Were the doors still locked when you arrived this morning?" "Not a bolt out of place." "When you arrived this morning?" "Not a bolt out of place." "And you didn't see anyone" "Not a bolt out of place." "And you didn't see anyone else?" "And you didn't see anyone else?" "No." "Else?" "No." "[ SCOFFS ]" "No. [ SCOFFS ] You don't seem so sure." "[ SCOFFS ] You don't seem so sure." "I'd stake my life on it," "You don't seem so sure." "I'd stake my life on it, detective." "I'd stake my life on it, detective." "Oh!" "Oh, oh, oh." "Detective." "Oh!" "Oh, oh, oh." "Except for the ghosts, of" "Oh!" "Oh, oh, oh." "Except for the ghosts, of course." "Thank you. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] [ WOMAN SPEAKING OVER POLICE]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [WOMAN SPEAKING OVER POLICE RADIO ]" "What's this?" "It's homemade cacti." "The victims put it up as part of" "It's homemade cacti." "The victims put it up as part of their investigation." "The victims put it up as part of their investigation." "And now it's part of ours." "Their investigation." "And now it's part of ours." "How many are there?" "And now it's part of ours." "How many are there?" "I think I saw at least one in" "How many are there?" "I think I saw at least one in every room." "I think I saw at least one in every room." "So, there's maybe 20..." "Every room." "So, there's maybe 20..." "Maybe?" "So, there's maybe 20..." "Maybe?" "I want an exact figure now." "Maybe?" "I want an exact figure now." "Then, I want you to bring me all" "I want an exact figure now." "Then, I want you to bring me all the tapes direct." "Then, I want you to bring me all the tapes direct." "I can't afford any of these to" "The tapes direct." "I can't afford any of these to turn up on the 10:00 news." "I can't afford any of these to turn up on the 10:00 news." "Hold on a second." "Turn up on the 10:00 news." "Hold on a second." "Jesus." "Hold on a second." "Jesus." "That's one of the better" "Jesus." "That's one of the better ones." "That's one of the better ones." "I think we better have" "Ones." "I think we better have another word with our Mr. Rubber." "You can't smoke." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "So, tell me." "How come I've got a bunch of kids in my morgue, found in your" "How come I've got a bunch of kids in my morgue, found in your building?" "Kids in my morgue, found in your building?" "I don't know." "Building?" "I don't know." "It's a mystery to me..." "I don't know." "It's a mystery to me..." "unless, of course, it.." "It's a mystery to me..." "unless, of course, it.." "Was a" "Unless, of course, it.." "Was a ghost." "Was a ghost." "Cut it out with this" "Ghost." "Cut it out with this paranormal bullshit!" "Cut it out with this paranormal bullshit!" "Bullshit?" "Paranormal bullshit!" "Bullshit?" "If you've seen the things that" "Bullshit?" "If you've seen the things that I've seen, you wouldn't say" "If you've seen the things that I've seen, you wouldn't say that." "I've seen, you wouldn't say that." "Jericho manor is filled with" "That." "Jericho manor is filled with some pretty desperate" "Jericho manor is filled with some pretty desperate characters." "Some pretty desperate characters." "And now, they're joined by five" "Characters." "And now, they're joined by five more." "You better talk to this clown before I do something I regret. [ SCOFFS ]" "[ CLEARS THROAT ] Oh, yeah, I get it." "Oh, yeah, you're the good cop" "Oh, yeah, I get it." "Oh, yeah, you're the good cop now, right?" "Oh, yeah, you're the good cop now, right?" "Oh, that's a good one." "Now, right?" "Oh, that's a good one." "You sound like you've been in" "Oh, that's a good one." "You sound like you've been in a police station before," "You sound like you've been in a police station before, Mr. Rubber, which would make" "A police station before, Mr. Rubber, which would make sense because this is actually" "Mr. Rubber, which would make sense because this is actually the fifth time you've been under" "Sense because this is actually the fifth time you've been under caution." "The fifth time you've been under caution." "And it's the fifth time" "Caution." "And it's the fifth time that I'm gonna be released" "And it's the fifth time that I'm gonna be released without charge." "That I'm gonna be released without charge." "Look." "I'm black." "Without charge." "Look." "I'm black." "I'm American." "Look." "I'm black." "I'm American." "I married a brit." "So what?" "I'm American." "I married a brit." "So what?" "All right." "I married a brit." "So what?" "All right." "I'll give you the benefit of the" "All right." "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now." "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now." "Just tell us everything you" "Doubt for now." "Just tell us everything you know." "Everything?" "I don't want a history of the battle of Gettysburg." "I don't want a history of the battle of Gettysburg." "Just tell us everything that's" "Battle of Gettysburg." "Just tell us everything that's relevant." "Just tell us everything that's relevant." "All right." "Relevant." "All right." "Lord Cromwell." "Four of them showed up last evening around 5:00." "And then, another one came a" "Evening around 5:00." "And then, another one came a little bit later..." "Cocky," "And then, another one came a little bit later..." "Cocky, little son of a bitch." "Little bit later..." "Cocky, little son of a bitch." "And then what?" "Little son of a bitch." "And then what?" "The tall one did some talking" "And then what?" "The tall one did some talking to the camera, a few bits about" "The tall one did some talking to the camera, a few bits about the manor." "To the camera, a few bits about the manor." "What bit, exactly?" "About Jeffrey heath." "Who the hell is Jeffrey heath?" "Who the hell is Jeffrey heath?" "You don't know the story," "Jeffrey heath?" "You don't know the story, detective?" "You don't know the story, detective?" "[ CLICKING TONGUE ]" "Detective?" "[ CLICKING TONGUE ] Enlighten me." "[ CLICKING TONGUE ] Enlighten me." "What am I, a fucking tour" "Enlighten me." "What am I, a fucking tour guide?" "What am I, a fucking tour guide?" "Just tell me!" "Guide?" "Just tell me!" "All right." "Just tell me!" "All right." "All right, if you insist." "All right." "All right, if you insist." "One evening, lord and" "All right, if you insist." "One evening, lord and lady Jericho returned home after" "One evening, lord and lady Jericho returned home after an extravagant evening, to find" "Lady Jericho returned home after an extravagant evening, to find their two precious children had" "An extravagant evening, to find their two precious children had been slaughtered by an" "Their two precious children had been slaughtered by an ex-Employee named Jeffrey heath." "Been slaughtered by an ex-Employee named Jeffrey heath." "Jeffrey heath had taken those" "Ex-Employee named Jeffrey heath." "Jeffrey heath had taken those children... and slit them open... from gut to gullet." "And then, in either a moment of regret, contrition, or some" "And then, in either a moment of regret, contrition, or some macabre celebration of what he" "Regret, contrition, or some macabre celebration of what he had done, he carved off his own" "Macabre celebration of what he had done, he carved off his own face with a sickle." "Had done, he carved off his own face with a sickle." "And now... face with a sickle." "And now... the faceless ghost of Jeffrey" "And now... the faceless ghost of Jeffrey roams the countryside, looking" "The faceless ghost of Jeffrey roams the countryside, looking for new victims." "Boo!" "[ LAUGHS ] All fairy tales." "[ LAUGHS ] All fairy tales." "Fairy tales?" "All fairy tales." "Fairy tales?" "No, no, no, no, no." "Fairy tales?" "No, no, no, no, no." "I saw him with my own eyes." "No, no, no, no, no." "I saw him with my own eyes." "As a matter of fact..." "I saw him with my own eyes." "As a matter of fact..." "I saw him last night." "As a matter of fact..." "I saw him last night." "All right, you need to start" "I saw him last night." "All right, you need to start dealing in facts." "All right, you need to start dealing in facts." "Tell us what happened after they" "Dealing in facts." "Tell us what happened after they linked the camera." "Tell us what happened after they linked the camera." "Um... well, the tall one was" "Linked the camera." "Um... well, the tall one was talking while the short one was" "Um... well, the tall one was talking while the short one was filming." "Talking while the short one was filming." "And everybody else just watched." "Filming." "And everybody else just watched." "Feeling he's to blame for the" "And everybody else just watched." "Feeling he's to blame for the death of his children," "Feeling he's to blame for the death of his children, lord Jericho took his own life." "Death of his children, lord Jericho took his own life." "The following occupants have not" "Lord Jericho took his own life." "The following occupants have not fared so well with the manor's" "The following occupants have not fared so well with the manor's curse, either." "Fared so well with the manor's curse, either. [ MAN SCREAMS ]" "Curse, either." "[ MAN SCREAMS ] What the hell are you doing" "[ MAN SCREAMS ] What the hell are you doing out here?" "What the hell are you doing out here?" "For fuck's sake, what now?" "!" "Out here?" "For fuck's sake, what now?" "!" "Look." "For fuck's sake, what now?" "!" "Look." "This is private property." "Look." "This is private property." "What the hell are you doing" "This is private property." "What the hell are you doing here?" "What the hell are you doing here?" "You have to get off this land" "Here?" "You have to get off this land now." "You have to get off this land now." "Oh, hi, Mr. Rubber." "Now." "Oh, hi, Mr. Rubber." "I'm sorry." "Oh, hi, Mr. Rubber." "I'm sorry." "But who the hell are you?" "I'm sorry." "But who the hell are you?" "I'm Anne-Marie..." "But who the hell are you?" "I'm Anne-Marie..." "Anne-Marie hardy." "I'm Anne-Marie..." "Anne-Marie hardy." "We spoke on the phone earlier." "Anne-Marie hardy." "We spoke on the phone earlier." "Oh... yes." "We spoke on the phone earlier." "Oh... yes." "I thought perhaps you would be" "Oh... yes." "I thought perhaps you would be older." "I thought perhaps you would be older." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "Older. [ CHUCKLES ] So, this is the ghost-Hunting" "[ CHUCKLES ] So, this is the ghost-Hunting group you talked about." "So, this is the ghost-Hunting group you talked about." "And who might she be?" "Group you talked about." "And who might she be?" "Oh, she's our psychic." "And who might she be?" "Oh, she's our psychic." "You don't participate in the" "Oh, she's our psychic." "You don't participate in the black arts, do you?" "You don't participate in the black arts, do you?" "No!" "Nothing like that." "Black arts, do you?" "No!" "Nothing like that." "My gift is pure and..." "No!" "Nothing like that." "My gift is pure and..." "Now can we get in there," "My gift is pure and..." "Now can we get in there, please?" "Now can we get in there, please?" "We want to get started soon as" "Please?" "We want to get started soon as we can." "We want to get started soon as we can." "You have any idea what you're" "We can." "You have any idea what you're letting yourself in for?" "You have any idea what you're letting yourself in for?" "Are you frightened yet, boy?" "!" "No." "Perhaps you should be." "[ LAUGHS ]" "So, um, what time can we stay here till?" "You weren't 100% clear on the" "Here till?" "You weren't 100% clear on the phone." "You weren't 100% clear on the phone." "You can stay here until" "Phone." "You can stay here until 6:00 a.m. Or nearly light, and" "You can stay here until 6:00 a.m. Or nearly light, and I'll let you out." "6:00 a.m. Or nearly light, and I'll let you out." "Let us out." "I'll let you out." "Let us out." "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "Let us out." "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "You go in." "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "You go in." "When it gets dark, I leave." "You go in." "When it gets dark, I leave." "I come back at 6:00 a.m., And I" "When it gets dark, I leave." "I come back at 6:00 a.m., And I let you out." "I come back at 6:00 a.m., And I let you out." "What's not to understand?" "Let you out." "What's not to understand?" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "What's not to understand?" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] I'm sure it's like a" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] I'm sure it's like a misunderstanding or something." "I'm sure it's like a misunderstanding or something." "It's okay." "I'll handle it." "Misunderstanding or something." "It's okay." "I'll handle it. [ CHUCKLES ]" "It's okay." "I'll handle it." "[ CHUCKLES ] Now, Mr..." "[ CHUCKLES ] Now, Mr..." "rubber, was it?" "Now, Mr... rubber, was it?" "Rubber." "Rubber, was it?" "Rubber." "[ LAUGHING ] Look." "Rubber. [ LAUGHING ] Look." "I'm sure we can come to some" "[ LAUGHING ] Look." "I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement." "I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement." "I tell you what." "Kind of arrangement." "I tell you what." "Unless you do what I previously" "I tell you what." "Unless you do what I previously stated, you can get off this" "Unless you do what I previously stated, you can get off this land... now." "Stated, you can get off this land... now." "But look." "Land... now." "But look." "All I'm trying to say is..." "But look." "All I'm trying to say is..." "But nothing." "All I'm trying to say is..." "But nothing." "Now look." "But nothing." "Now look." "I only have two rules in life." "Now look." "I only have two rules in life." "One is to never, ever trust a" "I only have two rules in life." "One is to never, ever trust a beautiful woman." "One is to never, ever trust a beautiful woman." "And two is to never, ever come" "Beautiful woman." "And two is to never, ever come back here after dark." "And two is to never, ever come back here after dark." "Do you understand me?" "!" "Back here after dark." "Do you understand me?" "!" "Do you understand?" "!" "Do you understand me?" "!" "Do you understand?" "!" "Yes, yes, sir." "Do you understand?" "!" "Yes, yes, sir." "Mm-Hmm." "Yes, yes, sir." "Mm-Hmm. [ WHISTLING ]" "Mm-Hmm." "[ WHISTLING ] [ NO AUDIO ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "Be careful what you look for." "The ghost hunters went into the manor." "I told them be careful." "Manor." "I told them be careful." "I closed the door." "I told them be careful." "I closed the door." "That was it." "What do you think?" "We don't have enough to charge him." "We don't have enough to charge him." "We've got no choice." "Charge him." "We've got no choice." "Okay, that's it for now." "We've got no choice." "Okay, that's it for now." "But be warned, Mr. Rubber." "Okay, that's it for now." "But be warned, Mr. Rubber." "We will meet again." "I look forward to it, detective." "Detective." "What's this?" "All the tapes from the camcorders, the cacti." "All the tapes from the camcorders, the cacti." "All right." "Thanks." "Camcorders, the cacti." "All right." "Thanks." "Keep an eye on Rubber." "All right." "Thanks." "Keep an eye on Rubber." "If he was the only one who knew" "Keep an eye on Rubber." "If he was the only one who knew where they were, he knows more" "If he was the only one who knew where they were, he knows more than he lets on." "Where they were, he knows more than he lets on." "He wasn't, sir." "Than he lets on." "He wasn't, sir." "Wasn't what?" "He wasn't, sir." "Wasn't what?" "Wasn't the only one who knew" "Wasn't what?" "Wasn't the only one who knew where they were." "Wasn't the only one who knew where they were." "Apparently, these kids are quite" "Where they were." "Apparently, these kids are quite a big deal on the internet." "Apparently, these kids are quite a big deal on the internet." "They actually advertised exactly" "A big deal on the internet." "They actually advertised exactly where and when the next" "They actually advertised exactly where and when the next ghost-Hunt was going to be." "Where and when the next ghost-Hunt was going to be." "Shit!" "Ghost-Hunt was going to be." "Shit!" "So, that opens this up to every" "Shit!" "So, that opens this up to every perv, nerd, and psychopath with" "So, that opens this up to every perv, nerd, and psychopath with a computer." "Perv, nerd, and psychopath with a computer." "Fucking great." "A computer." "Fucking great." "In the meantime, lean on Rubber." "Fucking great." "In the meantime, lean on Rubber." "Let him know we're onto him." "In the meantime, lean on Rubber." "Let him know we're onto him." "All right." "Let him know we're onto him." "All right." "We'll swing by for another chat." "All right." "We'll swing by for another chat." "Do you want me to help you look" "We'll swing by for another chat." "Do you want me to help you look through these?" "Do you want me to help you look through these?" "No, I'm fine." "Through these?" "No, I'm fine." "I'll do this." "No, I'm fine." "I'll do this." "You just focus on him." "I'll do this." "You just focus on him." "You sure?" "You just focus on him." "You sure?" "Yes!" "I'm bloody sure!" "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ]" "Thanks." "I don't envy you watching these." "I don't envy you watching these." "[ SIGHS ]" "These. [ SIGHS ] tell me about it." "[ SIGHS ] Tell me about it." "What would drive somebody to" "Tell me about it." "What would drive somebody to butcher a group of kids?" "What would drive somebody to butcher a group of kids?" "It's a sick world..." "No doubt" "Butcher a group of kids?" "It's a sick world..." "No doubt about that." "It's a sick world..." "No doubt about that." "Well, however it was, I hope" "About that." "Well, however it was, I hope they go to hell." "Well, however it was, I hope they go to hell." "They'll know what to do with" "They go to hell." "They'll know what to do with him down there." "Anything else you need, detective?" "No, I'm fine." "Detective?" "No, I'm fine." "Just make sure no one disturbs" "No, I'm fine." "Just make sure no one disturbs me." "Just make sure no one disturbs me." "I'll put a note on the door." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Okay." "And... go." "Uh, lens cap's still on." "And... go." "Uh, lens cap's still on." "Amateur!" "Uh, lens cap's still on." "Amateur!" "I knew that." "Amateur!" "I knew that." "Take two." "I knew that." "Take two." "And... go." "Take two." "And... go." "Welcome to the..." "And... go." "Welcome to the..." "Welcome..." "Welcome to the..." "Welcome..." "And... go." "Welcome..." "And... go." "Welcome to today's episode." "And... go." "Welcome to today's episode." "Sorry." "Welcome to today's episode." "Sorry. [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "Sorry. [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Go." "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Go." "Welcome to today's episode of" "Go." "Welcome to today's episode of "seeing is believing," the" "Welcome to today's episode of "seeing is believing," the internet's number-One and" ""Seeing is believing," the internet's number-One and scariest ghost-Hunting show." "Internet's number-One and scariest ghost-Hunting show." "I am, as always, your host," "Scariest ghost-Hunting show." "I am, as always, your host, Amanda helms." "I am, as always, your host, Amanda helms." "And joining me on today's" "Amanda helms." "And joining me on today's investigation is our gorgeous" "And joining me on today's investigation is our gorgeous producer, Anne-Marie hardy." "Investigation is our gorgeous producer, Anne-Marie hardy." "And for the first time, a" "Producer, Anne-Marie hardy." "And for the first time, a hunting virgin..." "The sexy" "And for the first time, a hunting virgin..." "The sexy psychic, Sheila cage." "Hunting virgin..." "The sexy psychic, Sheila cage." "On camera, Jason Copeland and" "Psychic, Sheila cage." "On camera, Jason Copeland and meeting us there will be" "On camera, Jason Copeland and meeting us there will be Mr. Gadget himself, Paul Moore." "Meeting us there will be Mr. Gadget himself, Paul Moore." "And... cut." "Mr. Gadget himself, Paul Moore." "And... cut." "Yeah, where the hell is Paul," "And... cut." "Yeah, where the hell is Paul, anyway?" "Yeah, where the hell is Paul, anyway?" "I don't know, but he's" "Anyway?" "I don't know, but he's actually starting to piss me" "I don't know, but he's actually starting to piss me off!" "Actually starting to piss me off!" "I'll give him a call and see" "Off!" "I'll give him a call and see where he is." "I'll give him a call and see where he is." "Voice mail." "Where he is." "Voice mail." "I'm gonna kill him." "Voice mail." "I'm gonna kill him." "All I ask for is a little" "I'm gonna kill him." "All I ask for is a little professionalism." "All I ask for is a little professionalism." "Is that too much to ask?" "Professionalism." "Is that too much to ask?" "I mean, how many times have I" "Is that too much to ask?" "I mean, how many times have I told him if he doesn't get his" "I mean, how many times have I told him if he doesn't get his fucking ass here, I'm going" "Told him if he doesn't get his fucking ass here, I'm going to..." "Fucking ass here, I'm going to... [ MACHINE WHIRRING ]" "To... [ MACHINE WHIRRING ] Right, guys." "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ] Right, guys." "The plan is, when we get there," "Right, guys." "The plan is, when we get there, do links outside about the" "The plan is, when we get there, do links outside about the history, the curse, the" "Do links outside about the history, the curse, the sightings of Jeffrey heath and" "History, the curse, the sightings of Jeffrey heath and the kids, et cetera." "Sightings of Jeffrey heath and the kids, et cetera." "Then, Jas, you set up all the" "The kids, et cetera." "Then, Jas, you set up all the cacti inside before we do our" "Then, Jas, you set up all the cacti inside before we do our walk-Through." "CCTV inside before we do our walk-Through." "Okay?" "Walk-Through." "Okay?" "Okay." "Okay?" "Okay." "[ UNENTHUSED ] Yay." "Okay. [ UNENTHUSED ] Yay." "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ]" "[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ] As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, we are now" "As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching today's location," "Gentlemen, we are now approaching today's location, the magnificent Jericho manor," "Approaching today's location, the magnificent Jericho manor, considered by many to be one of" "The magnificent Jericho manor, considered by many to be one of if notered by many to be one of" "Considered by many to be one of if notered by many to be one of the most haunted" "If notered by many to be one of the most haunted building in the southeast." "The most haunted building in the southeast." "Hey, Jas, keep the camera high" "Building in the southeast." "Hey, Jas, keep the camera high up." "Hey, Jas, keep the camera high up." "It'll catch my double chin." "Up." "It'll catch my double chin." "Some hope." "It'll catch my double chin." "Some hope. [ MACHINE WHIRRING ]" "Some hope." "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ] Come here after dark." "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ] Come here after dark." "Do you understand me?" "!" "Come here after dark." "Do you understand me?" "!" "Do you understand?" "!" "Do you understand me?" "!" "Do you understand?" "!" "Yes." "Do you understand?" "!" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yep." "Yes." "Yes." "Yep." "Yes." "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ]" "Sweet. [ SCREAMS ] [ LAUGHS ]" "[ SCREAMS ] [ LAUGHS ] what's wrong with you, you" "[ LAUGHS ] What's wrong with you, you pussy?" "What's wrong with you, you pussy?" "It's just a... pussy?" "It's just a... y-You crept." "It's just a... y-You crept." "You shouldn't walk about all" "Y-You crept." "You shouldn't walk about all stealth-Like." "You shouldn't walk about all stealth-Like." "Where you been, Paul?" "Stealth-Like." "Where you been, Paul?" "Oh, banging some bird." "Where you been, Paul?" "Oh, banging some bird." "You're late." "Oh, banging some bird." "You're late." "Oh, whatever." "You're late." "Oh, whatever." "Where are the walkies and the" "Oh, whatever." "Where are the walkies and the torches?" "Where are the walkies and the torches?" "Well, I ain't got them." "Torches?" "Well, I ain't got them." "I thought you had all the" "Well, I ain't got them." "I thought you had all the gadgets." "I thought you had all the gadgets." "Oh, yeah, E.M.F. Readers," "Gadgets." "Oh, yeah, E.M.F. Readers, thermal imagers, that sort of" "Oh, yeah, E.M.F. Readers, thermal imagers, that sort of stuff." "Thermal imagers, that sort of stuff." "Oh, shit." "Stuff." "Oh, shit." "You really are fucking useless," "Oh, shit." "You really are fucking useless, aren't you?" "You really are fucking useless, aren't you?" "Useless?" "Aren't you?" "Useless?" "You show me someone who can rig" "Useless?" "You show me someone who can rig this place top to bottom with" "You show me someone who can rig this place top to bottom with motion-Sensored," "This place top to bottom with motion-Sensored, face-Recognition cameras." "Motion-Sensored, face-Recognition cameras." "Face-Recognition cameras?" "Face-Recognition cameras." "Face-Recognition cameras?" "How'd you get this, though, on" "Face-Recognition cameras?" "How'd you get this, though, on our budget?" "How'd you get this, though, on our budget?" "I know a guy who specializes" "Our budget?" "I know a guy who specializes in them." "I know a guy who specializes in them." "How do you know a guy who" "In them." "How do you know a guy who specializes in cacti equipment?" "How do you know a guy who specializes in cacti equipment?" "One word... specializes in cacti equipment?" "One word... "dungeons  dragons."" "One word... "dungeons  dragons." [ CHUCKLES ]" ""Dungeons  dragons." [ CHUCKLES ] uh... that's two words, you twat." "[ CHUCKLES ] Uh... that's two words, you twat." "My god, you're such a geek." "Uh... that's two words, you twat." "My god, you're such a geek." "It's your fault about the" "My god, you're such a geek." "It's your fault about the walkies." "It's your fault about the walkies." "Give me that camera back." "Walkies." "Give me that camera back." "And it's three words, penis." "Do you think this hairstyle makes me look fat?" "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]" "Makes me look fat?" "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] Oh, hello, Paul." "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] Oh, hello, Paul." "Where the hell have you been?" "Oh, hello, Paul." "Where the hell have you been?" "Oh, not now." "Where the hell have you been?" "Oh, not now." "Go on, then." "Tell them." "Oh, not now." "Go on, then." "Tell them." "Tell us what?" "Go on, then." "Tell them." "Tell us what?" "Dickwad here has forgotten" "Tell us what?" "Dickwad here has forgotten the walkie-talkies." "Dickwad here has forgotten the walkie-Talkies." "Oh, and the torches." "The walkie-Talkies." "Oh, and the torches." "Why don't we use our cameras" "Oh, and the torches." "Why don't we use our cameras for light and call each other on" "Why don't we use our cameras for light and call each other on our phones?" "What the..." "My battery's dead." "Jason?" "My battery's dead." "Jason?" "Mine, too." "Jason?" "Mine, too." "I don't understand." "Mine, too." "I don't understand." "It was fully charged this" "I don't understand." "It was fully charged this morning." "It was fully charged this morning." "It'll be the spirits." "Morning." "It'll be the spirits." "They can do that..." "Draw on the" "It'll be the spirits." "They can do that..." "Draw on the powers to feed their own." "They can do that..." "Draw on the powers to feed their own." "We must be dealing with" "Powers to feed their own." "We must be dealing with something very strong if they've" "We must be dealing with something very strong if they've already taken all the power." "Something very strong if they've already taken all the power." "Makes you wonder what they'll" "Already taken all the power." "Makes you wonder what they'll take next." "Makes you wonder what they'll take next." "Ah, brilliant." "Take next." "Ah, brilliant." "Where'd you find Looney tunes," "Ah, brilliant." "Where'd you find Looney tunes, honey?" "Where'd you find Looney tunes, honey?" "And what the fuck are you" "Honey?" "And what the fuck are you filming for?" "And what the fuck are you filming for?" "Oh, enough, Paul." "Filming for?" "Oh, enough, Paul." "Well, she's wasting the" "Oh, enough, Paul." "Well, she's wasting the battery and more fucking film." "Well, she's wasting the battery and more fucking film." "I said enough!" "Battery and more fucking film." "I said enough!" "Come on, darling." "I said enough!" "Come on, darling." "Put the camera down." "Come on, darling." "Put the camera down." "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]" "Put the camera down. [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] Oh, what the fuck?" "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] It's over here." "Shit!" "It's over here." "Shit!" "What's wrong?" "Shit!" "What's wrong?" "Fuse box." "What's wrong?" "Fuse box." "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]" "Fuse box." "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] It..." "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] It..." "What are you stuttering" "It..." "What are you stuttering about, you Muppet?" "What are you stuttering about, you Muppet?" "Well, can we fix it?" "About, you Muppet?" "Well, can we fix it?" "I don't think we're supposed" "Well, can we fix it?" "I don't think we're supposed to." "I don't think we're supposed to." "Well, are you saying it's" "To." "Well, are you saying it's been done deliberately?" "Well, are you saying it's been done deliberately?" "What would he know?" "Been done deliberately?" "What would he know?" "Hey, guys, don't look at me." "What would he know?" "Hey, guys, don't look at me." "You're the only who knew the" "Hey, guys, don't look at me." "You're the only who knew the fuse box was down here." "You're the only who knew the fuse box was down here." "Oh, come on." "Fuse box was down here." "Oh, come on." "Anything could have happened," "Oh, come on." "Anything could have happened, and you know it." "Anything could have happened, and you know it." "I mean, look at that thing." "And you know it." "I mean, look at that thing." "It's at least a hundred years" "I mean, look at that thing." "It's at least a hundred years old." "It's at least a hundred years old." "Probably with all our equipment" "Old." "Probably with all our equipment charging, we overloaded it." "Probably with all our equipment charging, we overloaded it." "He's got a point." "Charging, we overloaded it." "He's got a point." "Geez." "He's got a point." "Geez." "Next, you'll be telling me it" "Geez." "Next, you'll be telling me it was the spirits." "Okay." "Well, why don't we split up and before we do the links get some" "Well, why don't we split up and before we do the links get some stuff on tape?" "Ready?" "We're very excited today to introduce..." "We're very excited today to introduce..." "Cut." "Introduce..." "Cut." "Sorry." "Cut." "Sorry." "Some of the auto focus on these" "Sorry." "Some of the auto focus on these cameras are gone." "Some of the auto focus on these cameras are gone." "What?" "Cameras are gone." "What?" "Two secs." "What?" "Two secs." "Don't blame me." "Two secs." "Don't blame me." "Blame the budget." "Don't blame me." "Blame the budget." "There we go." "Blame the budget." "There we go." "And back to your marker." "There we go." "And back to your marker." "Ready to go?" "And back to your marker." "Ready to go?" "Ready." "Ready to go?" "Ready." "We're very excited today to" "Ready." "We're very excited today to introduce to all our viewers our" "We're very excited today to introduce to all our viewers our new psychic, Sheila cage." "Introduce to all our viewers our new psychic, Sheila cage." "So, Sheila, tell us a little" "New psychic, Sheila cage." "So, Sheila, tell us a little about yourself." "So, Sheila, tell us a little about yourself." "My name is Sheila, and I am" "About yourself." "My name is Sheila, and I am psychic." "My name is Sheila, and I am psychic." "Cut." "Psychic." "Cut." "Sheila, I realize you're a" "Cut." "Sheila, I realize you're a little nervous." "Sheila, I realize you're a little nervous." "I need you to be a little more," "Little nervous." "I need you to be a little more, um..." "I need you to be a little more, um..." "animated?" "Um... animated?" "Yes, exactly..." "Animated." "Animated?" "Yes, exactly..." "Animated." "You see, our viewers expect a" "Yes, exactly..." "Animated." "You see, our viewers expect a little drama." "You see, our viewers expect a little drama." "You know, theatrics?" "Little drama." "You know, theatrics?" "Something to stop them from" "You know, theatrics?" "Something to stop them from clicking the "stop" button and" "Something to stop them from clicking the "stop" button and starting to watch a monkey" "Clicking the "stop" button and starting to watch a monkey skateboarding." "Starting to watch a monkey skateboarding." "Do you mean sell my soul to" "Skateboarding." "Do you mean sell my soul to the devil?" "Do you mean sell my soul to the devil?" "I happen to take my gift very" "The devil?" "I happen to take my gift very seriously." "I happen to take my gift very seriously." "And rightfully so." "Seriously." "And rightfully so." "But, you see, so do I." "And rightfully so." "But, you see, so do I. And if I'm ever gonna get on" "But, you see, so do I. And if I'm ever gonna get on television, I need to shine, and" "And if I'm ever gonna get on television, I need to shine, and so do the people around me." "Television, I need to shine, and so do the people around me." "Understand?" "So do the people around me." "Understand?" "Perfectly." "Understand?" "Perfectly." "Ladies?" "Perfectly." "Ladies?" "I'm ready when you are." "Ladies?" "I'm ready when you are." "Okay." "I'm ready when you are." "Okay." "Just go from "tell us about" "Okay." "Just go from "tell us about yourself."" "Just go from "tell us about yourself." So, Sheila, tell us a little" "Yourself." So, Sheila, tell us a little about yourself." "So, Sheila, tell us a little about yourself." "Hi." "About yourself." "Hi." "My name's Sheila, and I've had" "Hi." "My name's Sheila, and I've had the gift since I was 12." "My name's Sheila, and I've had the gift since I was 12." "I'm what they call" "The gift since I was 12." "I'm what they call "clairaudient," which means I" "I'm what they call "clairaudient," which means I hear spirits communicate with" ""Clairaudient," which means I hear spirits communicate with me." "Hear spirits communicate with me." "So, we're here, in the" "Me." "So, we're here, in the infamous Jericho manor." "So, we're here, in the infamous Jericho manor." "Are you picking up on anything?" "Infamous Jericho manor." "Are you picking up on anything?" "[ EXHALES ]" "Are you picking up on anything?" "[ EXHALES ] I'm starting to hear the" "[ EXHALES ] I'm starting to hear the presence of a man." "I'm starting to hear the presence of a man." "Is there a name?" "Presence of a man." "Is there a name?" "No, not yet." "Is there a name?" "No, not yet." "But it keeps saying to me, "it" "No, not yet." "But it keeps saying to me, "it was all my fault."" "But it keeps saying to me, "it was all my fault." What was his fault?" "Was all my fault." What was his fault?" "I'm not sure yet." "What was his fault?" "I'm not sure yet." "Say that again." "You..." "You okay?" "[ DEEP VOICE ] Don't touch me." "[ DEEP VOICE ] Don't touch me." "[ NORMAL VOICE ] Is that the" "Me. [ NORMAL VOICE ] Is that the type of thing you wanted?" "[ NORMAL VOICE ] Is that the type of thing you wanted?" "Fucking brilliant." "This place really gives me the heebie-jeebies. [ LAUGHS ]" "The heebie-jeebies." "[ LAUGHS ] Heebie-Jeebies?" "[ LAUGHS ] Heebie-Jeebies?" "What?" "Heebie-Jeebies?" "What?" "That's funny." "What?" "That's funny." "[ DOOR CREAKING ]" "What was that?" "I don't know." "Hello?" "Close it!" "[ DOOR CREAKING ]" "Okay, that's weird." "Was that the wind?" "I definitely closed that." "[ SCREAMS ] Aaahhhh!" "Aaahhhh!" "Aaahhhh!" "Aaahhhh!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "Aaahhhh!" "[ LAUGHS ] Paul!" "[ LAUGHS ] Paul!" "That's not funny, you prick!" "Paul!" "That's not funny, you prick!" "Oh, come on." "That's not funny, you prick!" "Oh, come on." "It was fucking hilarious." "Oh, come on." "It was fucking hilarious. [ LAUGHS ]" "It was fucking hilarious." "[ LAUGHS ] Asshole!" "[ LAUGHS ] Asshole!" "Come on." "Asshole!" "Come on." "Can't you take a joke?" "Come on." "Can't you take a joke?" "Fuck off!" "Can't you take a joke?" "Fuck off!" "You're pathetic." "Fuck off!" "You're pathetic." "Pathetic?" "You're pathetic." "Pathetic?" "I'll tell you fucking what," "Pathetic?" "I'll tell you fucking what, Jason." "I'll tell you fucking what, Jason." "You're pathetic." "Jason." "You're pathetic." "You're nothing but a failed" "You're pathetic." "You're nothing but a failed cameraman." "You're nothing but a failed cameraman." "And you, a failed fucking" "Cameraman." "And you, a failed fucking producer." "And you, a failed fucking producer." "And I'm sick of you whinging and" "Producer." "And I'm sick of you whinging and moaning, as if this is some kind" "And I'm sick of you whinging and moaning, as if this is some kind of award-Winning show." "Moaning, as if this is some kind of award-Winning show." "Well, it's not!" "You got about a thousand hits a month." "Deal with it." "Month." "Deal with it." "You're nobodies." "Deal with it." "You're nobodies." "Pathetic?" "Me!" "You're nobodies." "Pathetic?" "Me!" "I must be, hanging around with" "Pathetic?" "Me!" "I must be, hanging around with you lot." "I must be, hanging around with you lot." "That's it." "I'm out of here." "Well, you can't leave!" "We've got a show to finish!" "Tough shit!" "We've got a show to finish!" "Tough shit!" "And you, you'll be hearing from" "Tough shit!" "And you, you'll be hearing from my solicitor." "And you, you'll be hearing from my solicitor." "The place is locked," "My solicitor." "The place is locked, remember?" "The place is locked, remember?" "You couldn't leave if you tried." "Remember?" "You couldn't leave if you tried." "Watch me." "You couldn't leave if you tried." "Watch me." "Come on, Paul." "Watch me." "Come on, Paul." "Oh, leave him." "Come on, Paul." "Oh, leave him." "He's not worth it." "Oh, leave him." "He's not worth it." "Drama queen!" "He's not worth it." "Drama queen!" "How you ever went out with that" "Drama queen!" "How you ever went out with that guy is beyond me." "How you ever went out with that guy is beyond me." "What's his fucking problem?" "Guy is beyond me." "What's his fucking problem?" "First, he blames me for the bag" "What's his fucking problem?" "First, he blames me for the bag and now this!" "First, he blames me for the bag and now this!" "I could kill him." "And... action." "Here we are, in the infamous haunted theater." "Built in 1878, this extravagant extension is a perfect place to begin our night." "Extension is a perfect place to begin our night. [ TAPE FAST-FORWARDING ]" "Jesus." "This is meant to be entertainment." "Sir?" "Can't you read?" "Read what?" "Can't you read?" "Read what?" "The sign." "Read what?" "The sign." "No sign, sir." "The sign." "No sign, sir." "Forget it." "No sign, sir." "Forget it." "What do you want?" "Forget it." "What do you want?" "It's Rubber." "What do you want?" "It's Rubber." "He's disappeared." "It's Rubber." "He's disappeared." "What?" "He's disappeared." "What?" "We went for another word, but" "What?" "We went for another word, but he's gone." "We went for another word, but he's gone." "His wife's not seen or heard" "He's gone." "His wife's not seen or heard from him since he left us this" "His wife's not seen or heard from him since he left us this morning." "From him since he left us this morning." "[ SIGHS ]" "Morning." "[ SIGHS ] Okay." "[ SIGHS ] Okay." "Put a warrant out for his arrest" "Okay." "Put a warrant out for his arrest and then get a car to the rounds" "Put a warrant out for his arrest and then get a car to the rounds of his usual whereabouts." "And then get a car to the rounds of his usual whereabouts." "In the meantime, I'll keep" "Of his usual whereabouts." "In the meantime, I'll keep checking this." "In the meantime, I'll keep checking this." "See if I can spot our Mr. Rubber." "Checking this." "See if I can spot our Mr. Rubber." "Anything useful so far?" "See if I can spot our Mr. Rubber." "Anything useful so far?" "Not really." "Anything useful so far?" "Not really." "This guy Paul looks a bit" "Not really." "This guy Paul looks a bit suspect." "This guy Paul looks a bit suspect." "The rest of it just looks like" "Suspect." "The rest of it just looks like some crappy ghost show." "The rest of it just looks like some crappy ghost show." "You want me to finish" "Some crappy ghost show." "You want me to finish watching it for you?" "You want me to finish watching it for you?" "No, I'll do it." "Watching it for you?" "No, I'll do it." "You just make sure I'm not" "No, I'll do it." "You just make sure I'm not interrupted by anyone else until" "You just make sure I'm not interrupted by anyone else until I'm done... interrupted by anyone else until I'm done... including you!" "I'm done... including you!" "Sir." "Including you!" "Sir." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "Sir. [ DOOR CLOSES ] Dickhead." "[ DOOR CLOSES ] Dickhead." "We're about to conduct a" "Dickhead." "We're about to conduct a Ouija board to see if we can" "We're about to conduct a Ouija board to see if we can drum up some energy." "Ouija board to see if we can drum up some energy." "So... here we go." "Drum up some energy." "So... here we go." "Fingers on the glass." "So... here we go." "Fingers on the glass." "Spirits, use our energy to move" "Fingers on the glass." "Spirits, use our energy to move this glass." "Spirits, use our energy to move this glass." "Move it to these letters to" "This glass." "Move it to these letters to spell out your message." "Thank you." "Now, move the glass to the letter of your name." "I'm..." "I'm picking up the energy of a man approaching the table." "Energy of a man approaching the table." "He's telling me he's curious as" "Table." "He's telling me he's curious as to why we're on his land." "He's telling me he's curious as to why we're on his land." "Is this you, lord Jericho?" "To why we're on his land." "Is this you, lord Jericho?" "Are we on your land?" "Is this you, lord Jericho?" "Are we on your land?" "Tell us if you want us to leave." "Are we on your land?" "Tell us if you want us to leave." "If we could get out, that is." "Tell us if you want us to leave." "If we could get out, that is." "Come on." "If we could get out, that is." "Come on." "Give us a letter." "Come on." "Give us a letter." "Is this you, lord Jericho?" "Give us a letter." "Is this you, lord Jericho?" "Okay." "Is this you, lord Jericho?" "Okay." "If you're not lord Jericho, who" "Okay." "If you're not lord Jericho, who are you?" ""D."" ""E."" ""A."" ""T."" ""H."" ""Death." Is that supposed to scare us?" "Worked on me." "Is that supposed to scare us?" "Worked on me." "Come on." "Worked on me." "Come on." "Give us another message." "We're getting bored now." "[ ANNE-MARIE SCREAMS ] Over there!" "[ ANNE-MARIE SCREAMS ] Over there!" "What was it?" "Over there!" "What was it?" "I saw a shadow of a man" "What was it?" "I saw a shadow of a man looking in." "I saw a shadow of a man looking in." "I swear." "Looking in." "I swear." "Could that be this guy?" "I swear." "Could that be this guy?" "I didn't feel him over there." "Could that be this guy?" "I didn't feel him over there." "But I do sense whoever we're" "I didn't feel him over there." "But I do sense whoever we're dealing with is a dark spirit." "But I do sense whoever we're dealing with is a dark spirit." "He doesn't want us here." "Dealing with is a dark spirit." "He doesn't want us here." "That's for sure." "He doesn't want us here." "That's for sure." "He keeps telling me to leave" "That's for sure." "He keeps telling me to leave over and over." "He keeps telling me to leave over and over." "Okay, guys, fingers back on" "Over and over." "Okay, guys, fingers back on the glass." "Okay, guys, fingers back on the glass." "Anne-Marie?" "Annie?" "Well, then, death, was that you skulking in the shadows?" "Why don't you come out where we" "Skulking in the shadows?" "Why don't you come out where we can see you?" "Why don't you come out where we can see you?" "You know what?" "Can see you?" "You know what?" "I think you're a coward." "You know what?" "I think you're a coward." "You won't even give us your real" "I think you're a coward." "You won't even give us your real name." "You won't even give us your real name." "Maybe he can't spell his real" "Name." "Maybe he can't spell his real name." "Maybe he can't spell his real name." "He spelled "death" all right." "Name." "He spelled "death" all right." "Is that it?" "He spelled "death" all right." "Is that it?" "You can't spell your name?" "Give us your name." "Are you lord Jericho?" "Are you lady Jericho?" "Are you the man who slaughtered the Jericho children, Jeffrey heath?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "He has arrived." "He?" "The devil." "He?" "The devil." "Aah!" "The devil." "Aah!" "[ GLASS SHATTERS ]" "Aah!" "[ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ EXHALES ]" "Lord Jericho, are you here?" "Jason, remind Annie never take a few suggestions for a location again?" "Few suggestions for a location again?" "[ SIGHS ]" "Again?" "[ SIGHS ] I'm calling out to the spirits" "[ SIGHS ] I'm calling out to the spirits of the Jericho manor." "I'm calling out to the spirits of the Jericho manor." "I mean you no harm." "If anybody's there, move the furniture." "Touch me." "[ LIGHT TAPPING ] Hello?" "[ LIGHT TAPPING ] Hello?" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Who's there?" "[ LOW GROWLING ]" "Stop it now, I swear to god." "[ GASPS ] Paul, if that's you fucking" "[ GASPS ] Paul, if that's you fucking about." "Paul, if that's you fucking about." "It's not Paul." "About." "It's not Paul." "[ GASPS ]" "It's not Paul." "[ GASPS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Let me out!" "Somebody!" "[ PANTING ]" "[ GRUNTS ] Fuck!" "Jason?" "Jason, if that's you, you can piss off!" "I mean it, guy." "Stop messing around!" "[ MONITOR BEEPING ]" "Look." "Stop it before someone's gonna get hurt!" "Stop it before someone's gonna get hurt!" "[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]" "[ BEEPING RAPIDLY ]" "[ BEEPING STOPS ]" "Piece of shit." "[ CHILDREN LAUGHING IN DISTANCE ]" "What I'm sensing in this room is a fear." "I call to the spirits in this room to come forth." "I mean you no harm, and there's" "Room to come forth." "I mean you no harm, and there's nothing left to fear." "I mean you no harm, and there's nothing left to fear." "Can you hear me?" "[ KNOCKS ] [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] Is that you?" "[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] Is that you?" "Two knocks for "yes," please." "Is that you?" "Two knocks for "yes," please. [ KNOCKS ]" "Two knocks for "yes," please." "[ KNOCKS ] [ KNOCKS ]" "[ KNOCKS ] [ KNOCKS ] this is similar to what I" "[ KNOCKS ] This is similar to what I experienced with Amanda earlier." "This is similar to what I experienced with Amanda earlier." "They're only very faint knocks." "Experienced with Amanda earlier." "They're only very faint knocks." "So, I hope the camera can pick" "They're only very faint knocks." "So, I hope the camera can pick them up, but I can definitely" "So, I hope the camera can pick them up, but I can definitely hear them." "Them up, but I can definitely hear them." "Thank you very much!" "Hear them." "Thank you very much!" "Do you see what I'm holding" "Thank you very much!" "Do you see what I'm holding here?" "Do you see what I'm holding here?" "This is called a camera, and it" "Here?" "This is called a camera, and it has a microphone on it for" "This is called a camera, and it has a microphone on it for recording sound." "Has a microphone on it for recording sound." "Can you tap the microphone, this" "Recording sound." "Can you tap the microphone, this bit I'm pointing to, here?" "Can you tap the microphone, this bit I'm pointing to, here?" "[ EXHALES LOUDLY ]" "Bit I'm pointing to, here?" "[ EXHALES LOUDLY ] The problem with asking" "[ EXHALES LOUDLY ] The problem with asking spirits to do things, almost" "The problem with asking spirits to do things, almost perform, really, is that just" "Spirits to do things, almost perform, really, is that just like we would, if a complete" "Perform, really, is that just like we would, if a complete stranger started shouting" "Like we would, if a complete stranger started shouting orders, we'd just do exactly the" "Stranger started shouting orders, we'd just do exactly the opposite." "Orders, we'd just do exactly the opposite." "I'm sorry for ordering you to do" "Opposite." "I'm sorry for ordering you to do things." "I'm sorry for ordering you to do things." "Do whatever you want." "Things." "Do whatever you want." "Bang on the window, move the" "Do whatever you want." "Bang on the window, move the chair..." "Whatever you want." "I'm getting the name john or Jonathan." "Say that again." "Jonathan." "Say that again." "He used to be a servant here." "Why is he showing me that?" "I keep getting the word "danger."" "I keep getting the word "danger." It's, like, in big, red letters" ""Danger." It's, like, in big, red letters and flashing right in front of" "It's, like, in big, red letters and flashing right in front of me." "And flashing right in front of me." "What's in danger?" "Me." "What's in danger?" "Is it john?" "What's in danger?" "Is it john?" "Does john still feel in danger?" "Is it john?" "Does john still feel in danger?" "[ FLOOR CREAKING ]" "Can you repeat that, please?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Who?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Who?" "Who's coming?" "Who?" "Who's coming?" "[ GASPS ]" "Who's coming?" "[ GASPS ] Shit!" "[ GASPS ] Shit!" "[ DOORKNOB RATTLING ]" "No." "No!" "Come on, you stupid, bloody" "No!" "Come on, you stupid, bloody thing." "Come on, you stupid, bloody thing." "Shit!" "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ] ye." "I thought perhaps you would be" "Ye." "I thought perhaps you would be older." "I thought perhaps you would be older." "And I presume that this is the" "Older." "And I presume that this is the ghost-Hunting group we talked" "And I presume that this is the ghost-Hunting group we talked about." "Ghost-Hunting group we talked about." "Yeah." "About." "Yeah." "What is she supposed to be?" "Here we are, in the beautiful Jericho manor, the scene for tonight's investigation." "Jericho manor, the scene for tonight's investigation." "So, Jericho manor was built" "Tonight's investigation." "So, Jericho manor was built about... so, Jericho manor was built about..." "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ]" "Where's Anderson?" "!" "Sorry, sir, he's gone out." "Where?" "!" "Sorry, sir, he's gone out." "Where?" "!" "He said he was following up a" "Where?" "!" "He said he was following up a lead on that caretaker." "He said he was following up a lead on that caretaker." "Oh, shit!" "Lead on that caretaker." "Oh, shit!" "Anything I can help you with," "Oh, shit!" "Anything I can help you with, sir?" "Anything I can help you with, sir?" "Yeah, I've been stuck next" "Sir?" "Yeah, I've been stuck next door going through a pile of" "Yeah, I've been stuck next door going through a pile of tapes I assumed were in order." "Door going through a pile of tapes I assumed were in order." "Now I find out they're not!" "Well, you know what they say if you assume." "Amateurs." "[ SCOFFS ] Fucking amateurs!" "What was all that about?" "[ SIGHS ] I'm not really sure." "Sheila?" "Where the hell are you?" "[ FLOOR CREAKING ]" "Hello?" "Someone doing a video?" "[ RATTLING ]" "[ MUSIC BOX PLAYS ] [ GASPS ]" "Jesus!" "Don't do that to me!" "Where have you been?" "Don't do that to me!" "Where have you been?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ PANTING ]" "Jesus!" "Sorry." "Anything?" "Sorry." "Anything?" "No." "You were gone ages." "I was getting worried." "Yeah, I was just chatting" "I was getting worried." "Yeah, I was just chatting with Sheila about her camera." "Yeah, I was just chatting with Sheila about her camera." "It looks like she's got another" "With Sheila about her camera." "It looks like she's got another that loses focus." "What?" "Do you think she's pretty?" "Who?" "Do you think she's pretty?" "Who?" "Sheila." "Who?" "Sheila." "No." "Sheila." "No." "I only have eyes for you." "No." "I only have eyes for you." "Tell me a secret." "I only have eyes for you." "Tell me a secret." "What?" "Tell me a secret." "What?" "I mean, what kind of secret?" "What?" "I mean, what kind of secret?" "Like, I wet my bed till I was 12" "I mean, what kind of secret?" "Like, I wet my bed till I was 12 type of thing?" "Like, I wet my bed till I was 12 type of thing?" "Ew!" "Type of thing?" "Ew!" "Not that I did!" "Ew!" "Not that I did!" "I just..." "You know, something" "Not that I did!" "I just..." "You know, something like that." "I just..." "You know, something like that." "No." "Like that." "No." "I want to know something that no" "No." "I want to know something that no one in the world knows apart" "I want to know something that no one in the world knows apart from you." "One in the world knows apart from you." "Okay." "[ GASPS ] [ PANTING ]" "[ SCREAMS ]" "No!" "[ GLASS SHATTERS ]" "Come on, you son of a bitch!" "[ PANTING ]" "[ GAGGING ]" "[ PANTING ]" "Fuck!" "[ MACHINE WHIRRING ] [PANTING]" "A word." "Thanks." "Any news on Rubber yet?" "Thanks." "Any news on Rubber yet?" "Nothing." "Why?" "Any news on Rubber yet?" "Nothing." "Why?" "Shit." "Nothing." "Why?" "Shit." "I've just seen a kid butchered" "Shit." "I've just seen a kid butchered with a sickle." "I've just seen a kid butchered with a sickle." "Sound familiar to someone's" "With a sickle." "Sound familiar to someone's story?" "Sound familiar to someone's story?" "Could you I.D. The killer?" "Story?" "Could you I.D. The killer?" "Was it Rubber?" "Could you I.D. The killer?" "Was it Rubber?" "No, I couldn't see him, but" "Was it Rubber?" "No, I couldn't see him, but I'm sure it's him." "Find him." "[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ]" "[WOMAN PANTING]" "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ GASPS ] [ SQUEALING, PANTING ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "Aaahhhh!" "[ CRYING ] tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk." "Aahhh!" "Aah!" "[ CRYING ] Please leave me alone." "[ CRYING ] Please leave me alone." "Please." "Alone." "Please." "Why..." "Why are you doing this to" "Please." "Why..." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Why..." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Why?" "Me?" "Why?" "[ PANTING ]" "Aah-Ah!" "[ CHOKING ]" "Ow!" "[ GAGGING ]" "Aah!" "Please." "I'll do anything." "[ PANTING ]" "[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ SINGING ] Just one of my many talents..." "Singing, presenting, acting." "Just one of my many talents..." "Singing, presenting, acting." "Simon Cowell, if you're" "Singing, presenting, acting." "Simon Cowell, if you're watching..." "Simon Cowell, if you're watching..." "[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]" "Probably Annie scared by an orb again." "Okay, we are probably" "Again." "Okay, we are probably three-Quarters of the way" "Okay, we are probably three-Quarters of the way through the investigation." "Three-Quarters of the way through the investigation." "We had a good start with some" "Through the investigation." "We had a good start with some knocking, some whistling, and," "We had a good start with some knocking, some whistling, and, of course, the glass smashing" "Knocking, some whistling, and, of course, the glass smashing against the wall." "Of course, the glass smashing against the wall." "I think the whole team agree." "Against the wall." "I think the whole team agree." "This has been the best" "I think the whole team agree." "This has been the best investigation we have ever done." "This has been the best investigation we have ever done." "Okay." "Investigation we have ever done." "Okay." "I'm gonna get the whole team" "Okay." "I'm gonna get the whole team together, and we do one last" "I'm gonna get the whole team together, and we do one last Ouija board before we go." "Hey, guys, time to meet in the hall." "Guys?" "Guys?" "!" "This is not funny!" "Annie, I will kill you if you're going along with this." "That is it!" "I'm gonna give you to the count of five to get out here, or I" "I'm gonna give you to the count of five to get out here, or I promise you, you'll regret it!" "Of five to get out here, or I promise you, you'll regret it!" "[ DISTANT GROWLING ]" "Promise you, you'll regret it!" "[ DISTANT GROWLING ] 1..." "[ DISTANT GROWLING ] 1..." "2... 1... 2..." "3... 2... 3..." "4... 3..." "4... 5!" "Annie?" "Jas?" "[ CRYING ]" "[ GAGGING ]" "Annie?" "[ CRYING ] Annie?" "Come on." "Get up." "[ CRYING ] Annie?" "Come on." "Get up." "Come on!" "Annie?" "Come on." "Get up." "Come on!" "[ CRYING ] No, please!" "Come on!" "[ CRYING ] No, please!" "No!" "[ CRYING ] No, please!" "No!" "Please!" "[ DISTANT GROWLING ]" "[ PANTING ]" "[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ SNIFFLING ]" "I don't know what's going on." "Everyone... everyone's dead." "Everyone... everyone's dead." "It's someone in the house, but I" "Everyone's dead." "It's someone in the house, but I don't know who it was." "It's someone in the house, but I don't know who it was. [ RATTLING ]" "If I don't make it, I want whoever finds this to post to my mom." "Whoever finds this to post to my mom." "Mom, I just..." "Mom." "Mom, I just..." "i just want to say thank you." "Mom, I just... i just want to say thank you." "Thank you for putting up with" "I just want to say thank you." "Thank you for putting up with me." "Thank you for putting up with me." "I know that I'm not the easiest" "Me." "I know that I'm not the easiest person to live with." "I know that I'm not the easiest person to live with." "I know I was obsessed to become" "Person to live with." "I know I was obsessed to become a star." "I know I was obsessed to become a star." "But I only did it for us..." "A" "A star." "But I only did it for us..." "A better life for us, 'cause you" "But I only did it for us..." "A better life for us, 'cause you deserve the best." "Better life for us, 'cause you deserve the best. [ CRYING ]" "Deserve the best. [ CRYING ] [ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "[ CRYING ] [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] [ DOOR OPENS ]" "[ CRYING ]" "[ GASPS ]" "Oh." "Sh-Sheila?" "I thought you were... where have you been?" "I thought you were... where have you been?" "Hiding." "Where have you been?" "Hiding." "I called out." "Hiding." "I called out." "I heard, but how do I know" "I called out." "I heard, but how do I know you aren't the killer?" "I heard, but how do I know you aren't the killer?" "How do I know you're not?" "You aren't the killer?" "How do I know you're not?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "How do I know you're not?" "[ LAUGHS ] You really don't trust" "[ LAUGHS ] You really don't trust strangers, do you?" "You really don't trust strangers, do you?" "You blame me?" "Strangers, do you?" "You blame me?" "We're the only people in the" "You blame me?" "We're the only people in the house." "We're the only people in the house." "It has to be you." "House." "It has to be you." "Well, on that basis, I know I" "It has to be you." "Well, on that basis, I know I must be looking at the killer" "Well, on that basis, I know I must be looking at the killer because I sure as hell didn't" "Must be looking at the killer because I sure as hell didn't kill anyone." "Because I sure as hell didn't kill anyone." "Oh, come off it!" "Kill anyone." "Oh, come off it!" "The only thing I don't know is" "Oh, come off it!" "The only thing I don't know is why." "The only thing I don't know is why." "Look at me." "Why." "Look at me." "I've been attacked." "Look at me." "I've been attacked." "Yeah, by me." "I've been attacked." "Yeah, by me." "No!" "Earlier." "Yeah, by me." "No!" "Earlier." "Bullshit!" "No!" "Earlier." "Bullshit!" "Will you just listen to me" "Bullshit!" "Will you just listen to me for one second?" "Will you just listen to me for one second?" "I'm telling you." "For one second?" "I'm telling you." "I've been attacked." "I'm telling you." "I've been attacked." "Okay." "I've been attacked." "Okay." "Say I believe you." "Okay." "Say I believe you." "By whom?" "Say I believe you." "By whom?" "I don't know." "By whom?" "I don't know." "My battery went." "I don't know." "My battery went." "I couldn't see." "My battery went." "I couldn't see." "All I know is someone knocked" "I couldn't see." "All I know is someone knocked me out, and I woke up bound and" "All I know is someone knocked me out, and I woke up bound and gagged in the kitchens." "Me out, and I woke up bound and gagged in the kitchens." "Your battery's working now." "Gagged in the kitchens." "Your battery's working now." "This isn't my camera." "Your battery's working now." "This isn't my camera." "You must really think I'm" "This isn't my camera." "You must really think I'm thick." "You must really think I'm thick." "Well, look, then." "If it wasn't you... then, who?" "[ SICKLE SLASHES ]" "[ SQUEALS ]" "[ PANTING ] [ CRIES] [SICKLE SLASHES]" "[ CRIES ] [SICKLESLASHES] Aah!" "[SICKLE SLASHES] Aah!" "[CRYING]" "[ZIPPER UNZIPS, SICKLE SLASHES] Aah!" "[ MONITOR SHUTS OFF ]" "[ RATTLING ]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ CRYING ]" "Aahhh!" "Wakey, wakey." "Aah!" "Stop that." "Aah!" "Stop that." "It will affect the sound" "Stop that." "It will affect the sound balance." "It will affect the sound balance." "Terribly sorry, but I can't have" "Balance." "Terribly sorry, but I can't have you ruin my final shot." "Terribly sorry, but I can't have you ruin my final shot." "What do you want from me?" "You ruin my final shot." "What do you want from me?" "Want from you?" "What do you want from me?" "Want from you?" "No, no, no, no, no." "Want from you?" "No, no, no, no, no." "You see, it's all about what I" "No, no, no, no, no." "You see, it's all about what I can do for you." "You see, it's all about what I can do for you." "You see, I'm gonna make you..." "Can do for you." "You see, I'm gonna make you... famous!" "You see, I'm gonna make you... famous!" "Just let me go, please." "Famous!" "Just let me go, please." "I swear, I won't tell anyone." "Just let me go, please." "I swear, I won't tell anyone. [ CRYING ] I promise." "I swear, I won't tell anyone. [ CRYING ] I promise." "You're missing the point." "[ CRYING ] I promise." "You're missing the point." "I want people to know." "You're missing the point." "I want people to know." "Now..." "I want people to know." "Now... [ CRYING ]" "Now..." "[ CRYING ]...are you ready for your" "[ CRYING ]...are you ready for your close-Up?" "...Are you ready for your close-Up?" "No!" "Please, no!" "Close-Up?" "No!" "Please, no!" "No?" "!" "No!" "Please, no!" "No?" "!" "I thought you wanted to be a" "No?" "!" "I thought you wanted to be a star." "I thought you wanted to be a star." "No, I don't." "Star." "No, I don't." "I just want to go home!" "No, I don't." "I just want to go home!" "Oh, come on now." "I just want to go home!" "Oh, come on now." "Don't be sad." "Oh, come on now." "Don't be sad. [ LAUGHS ]" "Don't be sad." "[ LAUGHS ] Be happy!" "[ LAUGHS ] Be happy!" "This is the opportunity of a" "Be happy!" "This is the opportunity of a lifetime." "This is the opportunity of a lifetime." "[ CRYING ] Please, please," "Lifetime." "[ CRYING ] Please, please, let me go!" "[ CRYING ] Please, please, let me go!" "Tsk." "Let me go!" "Tsk." "You disappoint me." "Tsk." "You disappoint me." "Amanda." "You disappoint me." "Amanda." "You really do." "Amanda." "You really do." "Ah, the youth of today..." "They" "You really do." "Ah, the youth of today..." "They want it all wrapped up and" "Ah, the youth of today..." "They want it all wrapped up and handed to them on a plate." "Want it all wrapped up and handed to them on a plate." "They aren't prepared to put in" "Handed to them on a plate." "They aren't prepared to put in the hard work!" "They aren't prepared to put in the hard work!" "What do you want from me," "The hard work!" "What do you want from me, you freak?" "!" "What do you want from me, you freak?" "!" "Oh, freak..." "I like that." "You freak?" "!" "Oh, freak..." "I like that." "What do I want?" "Oh, freak..." "I like that." "What do I want?" "I want you to die." "What do I want?" "I want you to die." "Why me?" "I want you to die." "Why me?" "Why you?" "Why me?" "Why you?" "Well, let me see." "Why you?" "Well, let me see." "You disgust me." "Well, let me see." "You disgust me." "That's why." "You disgust me." "That's why." "Your kind get all the attention," "That's why." "Your kind get all the attention, all the money, while people" "Your kind get all the attention, all the money, while people like me get spat at!" "Long hours, low pay, used to be admired." "Know what I mean?" "Admired." "Know what I mean?" "Used to be admired, but now" "Know what I mean?" "Used to be admired, but now people pay false worship to the" "Used to be admired, but now people pay false worship to the idiot box." "People pay false worship to the idiot box." "The idiots watching with their" "Idiot box." "The idiots watching with their plastic gods." "The idiots watching with their plastic gods." "Well, no more." "Plastic gods." "Well, no more." "No more." "Well, no more." "No more." "I ain't gonna be a faceless man" "No more." "I ain't gonna be a faceless man in the crowd." "I ain't gonna be a faceless man in the crowd." "I'm gonna eradicate you" "In the crowd." "I'm gonna eradicate you talentless, wannabe stars one by" "I'm gonna eradicate you talentless, wannabe stars one by one until people fear to be" "Talentless, wannabe stars one by one until people fear to be famous and realize who the true" "One until people fear to be famous and realize who the true gods in society are." "Famous and realize who the true gods in society are. [ CRYING ]" "Shall I tell you a little story?" "Three years ago..." "Three long, lonely years, my beloved wife was diagnosed with a rare form" "Lonely years, my beloved wife was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer." "Was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer." "It was the only one in the" "Of cancer." "It was the only one in the country." "It was the only one in the country." "What are the odds?" "Country." "What are the odds?" "Anyway, on my wage, a copper's" "What are the odds?" "Anyway, on my wage, a copper's wage, we couldn't afford the" "Anyway, on my wage, a copper's wage, we couldn't afford the private clinics or flights to" "Wage, we couldn't afford the private clinics or flights to america, so, I had to watch my" "Private clinics or flights to america, so, I had to watch my beautiful, kindhearted wife" "America, so, I had to watch my beautiful, kindhearted wife deteriorate right before my" "Beautiful, kindhearted wife deteriorate right before my eyes." "Deteriorate right before my eyes." "She suffered more than anyone" "Eyes." "She suffered more than anyone should ever suffer." "Here's the thing." "Amanda, do you know what the main news was that day on the" "Amanda, do you know what the main news was that day on the telly, hmm?" "Main news was that day on the telly, hmm?" "The main news the day my world" "Telly, hmm?" "The main news the day my world came crashing down, the day she" "The main news the day my world came crashing down, the day she died?" "Came crashing down, the day she died?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "Died?" "[ CHUCKLES ] [ VOICE BREAKING ] Some" "[ CHUCKLES ] [ VOICE BREAKING ] some footballer was gonna sign for" "[ VOICE BREAKING ] Some footballer was gonna sign for some fucking football team and" "Footballer was gonna sign for some fucking football team and get 100 grand a week." "Where's the justice in that?" "I'm sorry." "Hmm?" "I'm sorry." "Hmm?" "[ CRYING ] I'm sorry." "Hmm?" "[ CRYING ] I'm sorry." "Oh, thank you." "[ CRYING ] I'm sorry." "Oh, thank you." "But I'm not to blame." "Oh, thank you." "But I'm not to blame." "Yes, you are." "But I'm not to blame." "Yes, you are." "Yes, you are!" "Yes, you are." "Yes, you are!" "Aah!" "Yes, you are!" "Aah!" "You are still pathetic," "Aah!" "You are still pathetic, attempting fame." "You are still pathetic, attempting fame." "You flaunt your face, your" "Attempting fame." "You flaunt your face, your "talents," your body." "You flaunt your face, your "talents," your body." "You got thousands of admirers" ""Talents," your body." "You got thousands of admirers and for what?" "You got thousands of admirers and for what?" "Have you ever put your lives on" "And for what?" "Have you ever put your lives on the line by running into a" "Have you ever put your lives on the line by running into a burning building or faced a gang" "The line by running into a burning building or faced a gang of drunken thugs on the street?" "Burning building or faced a gang of drunken thugs on the street?" "No, of course you haven't." "Of drunken thugs on the street?" "No, of course you haven't." "But it's your face in the" "No, of course you haven't." "But it's your face in the magazines." "But it's your face in the magazines." "It's your kind that get to drive" "Magazines." "It's your kind that get to drive the "mercs," the "beemers."" "It's your kind that get to drive the "mercs," the "beemers." You're fucking crazy!" "The "mercs," the "beemers." You're fucking crazy!" "Ah, yeah, possibly." "You're fucking crazy!" "Ah, yeah, possibly." "Listen, Amanda." "Ah, yeah, possibly." "Listen, Amanda. [ CRYING ]" "Listen, Amanda." "[ CRYING ] You should really be thanking" "[ CRYING ] You should really be thanking me." "You should really be thanking me." "'Cause when people see what I'm" "Me. 'Cause when people see what I'm gonna do to you... 'cause when people see what I'm gonna do to you... you're gonna be really famous." "Gonna do to you..." "you're gonna be really famous." "Wait!" "You're gonna be really famous." "Wait!" "What?" "Wait!" "What?" "You forgot one thing." "What?" "You forgot one thing." "What?" "You forgot one thing." "What?" "No one steals my limelight!" "[ SICKLE SLICES ]" "It's okay." "It was for you, my darling." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay, see, because you've" "It's okay." "It's okay, see, because you've just become a star!" "It's okay, see, because you've just become a star!" "[ GAGGING ]" "Just become a star!" "[ GAGGING ] [ SICKLE SLICES ]" "[ BLOOD DRIPPING ]" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] So, you got my money, huh?" "I just wanted to check the" "So, you got my money, huh?" "I just wanted to check the details." "I just wanted to check the details." "[ BONES CRACKING ]" "All right." "Aah!" "[ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES ]" "[ CHANGING RADIO STATION ] The report stated that their publicist refused to comment on" "The report stated that their publicist refused to comment on their rumored divorce." "Publicist refused to comment on their rumored divorce." "In other news, police are still" "Their rumored divorce." "In other news, police are still hunting for marc Rubber in" "In other news, police are still hunting for marc Rubber in connection with the massacre at" "Hunting for marc Rubber in connection with the massacre at Jericho manor house last night." "Connection with the massacre at Jericho manor house last night." "The caretaker of the manor has" "Jericho manor house last night." "The caretaker of the manor has been missing since police" "The caretaker of the manor has been missing since police interviewed him earlier this" "Been missing since police interviewed him earlier this morning and is considered" "Interviewed him earlier this morning and is considered extremely dangerous." "Morning and is considered extremely dangerous." "Anyone who has information" "Extremely dangerous." "Anyone who has information regarding Mr. Ruber's" "Anyone who has information regarding Mr. Ruber's whereabouts..." "Regarding Mr. Ruber's whereabouts..." "[ CHANGING STATION ]" "Whereabouts... [ CHANGING STATION ] [ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] # catastrophe and history, over land or the sea # # crisis theory mastery" "Over land or the sea # # crisis theory mastery by the life given me # # catastrophe and history over land or the sea # # crisis theory mastery," "Over land or the sea # # crisis theory mastery, by the life given me #" "[ LIQUID POURING ]" "[ TYPING ] Oh, hi." "My name is crysta." "Oh, hi." "My name is crysta." "And I'm gonna be a big star!" "My name is crysta." "And I'm gonna be a big star!" "[LAUGHS]"