"(HUFFS)" "(SEALS BARKING)" "(GROWLS)" "(CHATTERING)" "(YELPING)" "(THINKING) Don't listen to the haters, Norm." "You're a polar bear." "You got this." "I mean, look at those paws." "You're an animal..." "literally." "It's an all-you-can-eat seal buffet." "Go fill your plate." " (GROWLING) - (BARKING)" "(BARKS)" "Read 'em and weep, boys." "Cari-boo-yah!" "Full house." "(BARKING)" "I'd bet antlers he fails again." "Ah, he looks hungry." "I'm giving ten-to-one odds he catches the poor pinniped." "They say I can't hunt." "(BARKS)" " Huh?" " Huh?" "Oof!" "(SCREAMING)" "(WAILING)" "Oy, phooey!" "How can I be king if I can't hunt?" "(BARKS)" "Ooh-ooh!" "Uh-uh-uh!" "(THUDS) Oof!" "(TEETH CHATTERING)" "(YELPING)" "(YELLS)" "Yaah!" "This is gonna hurt." "Oh!" "(SIGHS) That wasn't so bad." "Oy, that was bad." "(BARKING)" "(PANTING)" "They say he doesn't have any focus." "(GIGGLES)" "Huh?" "Hi, Elizabeth." "Hi." "Augh!" "Jeez, it's like pure ice up here." "An accident waiting to happen, you know?" "I mean, somebody should really do something about this, huh?" "Ahem." "Lemmings." "(SQUEAKS)" "(SQUEAKING)" "(SEALS BARKING)" "Anyway, I really should get goin' now." "I've got a seal to go catch and eat and I... anyway, I uh..." "See ya, gotta go." "Bye now." "Catch ya later, Elizabeth." "(BARKS)" "(SHIP'S HORN BLOWS)" "Babe, look!" "A hunt!" "This trip is finally paying' off." "(BARKING)" "Aah!" "Any last words before I eat you?" "(BARK BARK)" "(WHIMPERS)" "Oh, come on." "Don't say that." "(SIGHS) You always know exactly what to say to get to me." "(WOMAN LAUGHS) Eat him." "Eat him!" " Yeah!" "Eat him." " Eat him!" "(CLICKING)" "You wanna know why I'm not gonna eat you?" "You got a minute?" "Well, maybe an hour." "It all started when I turned 13." "NORM:" "In health class they told us how our growl would change, how we'd start getting more fur on our bodies." "But they didn't say anything about speaking to humans." "(CLICKING)" "(GASPS) I want one!" "I want one!" "I want one!" "I want one!" "(GRUNTING)" "Aren't they supposed to stay 50 yards away?" "If this little brat takes one more step, I'm gonna pounce." "(GIGGLES)" " (SNARLING)" " Keep it up, kid." "The only thing you're gonna get is a mauling." "Can't ya see we're wild animals here?" "Did you just talk to me?" "Wait." "You can speak bear?" "(GIGGLES) No, dummy, you're speaking human." "(GASPS)" " (SNORES)" " NORM:" "I didn't know what to do." "No other bear seemed to be able to speak human." "And certainly no other bear had these weird feelings that I had." "So I went to go see the wisest bear in the world." "The King of the Arctic, who conveniently was also my grandpa." "I don't know what to do." "I didn't ask for this." "What is wrong with me?" "Nothing is wrong with you, Norm." "You're special." "Yeah, a real one of a kind." "Actually, more like two of a kind." "I share the same trait." "I, too, can speak to our human visitors." "You can talk to them, too?" "I can." "Polar bears are icons of the Arctic, Norm." "And an icon with a voice can be very powerful indeed." "Our land is vulnerable and we're responsible." "For now, just know that what you and I have is a great gift." "One day you'll truly understand." "But when will I understand?" "NORM:" "But it didn't end there." "Human tendencies had taken over my body." "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "That's when I started doing the Arctic Shake." "♪ Everybody ♪" "♪ Let me speak free ♪" "♪ Be who you wanna be, stand up and shout... ♪" "NORM:" "I put the "soul" in winter solstice." "♪ Get down move your body all around ♪" "♪ Let your crazy out, let your crazy out ♪" " ♪ Shout... ♪" " Until the batteries ran out." "(SIGHS)" "These days, I'm pretty glad I have these feelings, but I just don't know what to do with them." "And that brings me to the other day." "(LAUGHING)" "(GIGGLING, CHITTERING)" "Why don't you take a picture?" "It'll last longer." "I knew he wouldn't kill the seal." " Pay up." " Fine, here." "You're lucky these things grow back." "I'm a bear who can't hunt." "I'm softer than frozen yogurt." "Who needs a bear with too much care and not enough scare?" "Norm!" "What is that, a haiku?" "(LAUGHS) What did Dad tell you about writing poetry?" "I know, I know. "Leave the poetry to the panda bears."" "What's up, Stan?" "I only caught the tail end of it..." "(LAUGHS) but I made some money off your failed hunt today, big bro." "(LAUGHING)" "I wish I'd caught the tail end of my hunt." "Let me give you some advice, bro." "Act with your stomach and not your heart." " (SHIP'S HORN BLOWING)" " Huh?" "(LAUGHING)" "Oh, my 5:00 is here." "Excuse me, Normie." "I don't know why you spend so much time and energy on these tourists." "They're ruining it up here." "Au contraire, mon frere." "(LAUGHS)" "As Dad always said, "If humans come to our land and clap, they can't come to our land and crap."" ""Give them a scene..." (LAUGHS)" ""the Arctic stays clean."" "Thanks, Stan, I got it." "But Grandpa always said..." "Enough about Grandpa, Norm." "He left us, remember?" "He's not here." "We are." "The humans won't destroy something they love." "And they love... us!" "Let's give these people what they came a thousand miles to see:" "a show!" "And go!" "(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SQUEAKS)" "(BARKING)" "(CHEERING)" "(BOOM)" "(CLICKS)" "Whoa!" "(LEMMINGS GRUNT)" "(CHEERING)" "You ain't seen nothin' yet." "Whales, I need whales." "(BELLOWING)" "(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ What you gonna..." "what you gonna do with that... ♪" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "This ain't Orlando." "Act real." "(SHRIEKS AND BARKS)" "(GULPS)" "Ohh!" "Not that real!" "Aw, that's the fourth time this month." "Norm, I need you for the finale." "I'm desperate." "A whale just ate my actor." "This is my nightmare." "Aww, please." "No, the Arctic Shake was for your bachelor party." "I'd never do that for the human tourists." "Never, never, never!" "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ Yeah, no time, no time, no time to lose ♪" "♪ You got no time, no time... ♪" " Wow!" " ♪ Listen ♪" "♪ Baby, baby, won't you take my hand?" "♪" "♪ Don't be afraid to take a chance ♪" "♪ Together there is nothin, we can't do ♪" "♪ So start it up, get in the groove ♪" "♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪" "♪ Out of control ♪" " ♪ You're out of control... ♪" " That bear's not scary at all." "He doesn't belong in the Arctic, he belongs on Broadway." " (TOURISTS LAUGH)" " MAN:" "Right?" "(TOURISTS LAUGHING)" "MAN:" "Hey, hey, can you do the Charleston?" "Socrates!" "O wisest of the winged, brainiest of the beaked." "Caw!" "Norm, grab a seat." "Be with you in a minute." "Just finishing up." "NORM:" "And the next thing you know, I'm twerking in front of a boatload of human tourists." "Twerking!" "Have some self-respect, Norm." "I just don't know why everyone wants to be so nice to these intruders." "They've never done anything for us except to come to our land uninvited." "Ah, your grandfather had a saying..." ""Panem et circenses."" " Huh?" "Hmm?" " "Bread and circuses."" "He meant it's easier to distract ourselves with food and entertainment than to think about the real problems." "What happened to Grandpa, Socrates?" "Did he really just disappear?" "The theories are plentiful." "Some believe he's on a vision quest." "Some people think he simply went to search for fish, while others think he went to follow the band..." "Phish." "(CHUCKLES)" "Me, I think your grandpa knew something was happening and tried to fight it." "And it looks like that something is happening." "(WIND WHISTLING)" "NORM:" "Holy icicle." "Is that a human house?" "(SQUAWKS) It's a model home." "A sales tool." "Just arrived, literally, fresh on the boat." "It means more of these houses are gonna be coming." "Humans are moving here?" "To live?" "It starts with the tourists, then someone says, "I could do this year round."" "It happened to my buddy, Freddy the flamingo." "He was in Florida, minding his own business." "Couple of tourists show up." "Next thing you know, there are plastic statues of Freddy on everyone's lawn!" " NORM:" "Wha..." " (SOCRATES SQUAWKS)" "We gotta talk to the king." "KING:" "Norm, that house has nothing to do with why Grandpa vanished." "(ALL MURMURING)" "NORM:" "Dad, you're not listening, there's more." "There's a human house right here on Grandpa's land." "Humans are moving here now." "(CHATTERING CONTINUES)" "Ah, Norm, you always did have such an imagination, now, didn't you?" " First with the poetry..." " I swear it's true." "Socrates and I snuck in." "And look... from Florida." "(LAUGHTER)" "Norm, you are not to go anywhere near there." "Do you hear me?" "Grandpa's land is off limits." "Understood?" "(SCOFFS) "Snuck in."" "(CHUCKLES) Norm, you shouldn't go onto property that doesn't belong to you." "You should know better." "Besides, I'm sure the house you're referring to is simply a research hut." "Look, son, you wanna be king?" "A future king isn't supposed to get so emotional." "We hunt, we lead, and we sleep." "Simple!" "Now there is plenty of ice to go around." "Just stay away from there!" "Far away." "And for the love of salmon, no more talking human!" "You got me?" "Yes, Dad." "(CHATTERING, LAUGHING)" "Did you see that?" "He wants to give away the Arctic." "That's it." "We're done." "Norm, it all points to the same thing." "Humans are invading our land." "And you are a polar bear who can speak to humans." "You're the only one who can do something about this." "Socrates, I can't even hunt." "(SIGHS)" "Norm, your grandpa once told me," ""Norm's the only bear that has the potential to be king of the Arctic." ""He feels the Arctic's pain." "And if he feels it enough, he'll stand for us."" "I can't even stand for myself." "ELIZABETH:" "Norm, don't listen to them." "They're just furry robots sitting in their ice cubicles obeying the rules, pretending nothing bad's ever gonna happen." "But you can change the rules." "You're seeing the future." "They're just living in the past." "You can find a new way." "Don't just dance for the humans." "Fight for our home instead." "Okay." "I won't let you down." "(SNORING)" " Socrates!" " Cranberries!" "(GASPS, SQUAWKS)" "Surprise is the number-one cause of death in the elderly, you know." "(GROANS) Ooh..." "We have to do something." "I have to do something." "Unh!" "Ah, number one or number two?" " We gotta take some..." " MAN:" "Action!" "(FIREWORKS POP AND WHISTLE)" "NORM:" "What the heck is that?" "Caw!" "That is proof of why you should stay in school." "First you're cutting class, next you're dressing up in a bear suit doing twirls for a real estate commercial." "The seals would kill him." "Cut!" "Who said that?" "I'm the only one who yells, "Cut!"" "I'm the director." "I'm not just going to be a furry robot sitting in an ice cubicle." "We have to point that director in a new direction." "(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)" "Oh, great." "A suit coming to give me creative notes on my masterpiece!" "(LIGHTS CLICK ON)" "Hmm." "Heh heh heh heh." "Caw!" "But I'll need soldiers on the ground." " Invisible soldiers." " (SQUEAKING)" "Those little guys?" "They'll get crushed." "Trust me, they're indestructible." "(GROWLS) Ayah, ayah, ah-ah-ah!" " What's he doing?" " He wants you to stomp on him." "He wants to prove how tough he is." "(CHATTERS TAUNTINGLY)" "Could he sign a release first?" "I'm gonna get, like, lemming juice everywhere." "Do it." " Ow." " I killed him." "If I go down, Socrates, I'm taking you down with me!" "Wait for it." "Wait for it." "(SQUEAKING)" "Ta-da!" "You're invincible." "You guys got springs for bones." "(POPPING, CHATTERING)" "Hmm." "Can you see this, honey?" "It's so beautiful, isn't it?" "It's beautiful, Mom, but what will it look like when you and Mr. Greene build all those houses there?" "You're changing the Arctic." "Change isn't always good." "Olympia, if this campaign works and the houses sell, that means great things for us." "But it really is amazing up here." "(VERA GASPS) Oh!" "(GULPS) Olympia, I'll call you right back." " (PHONE BEEPS)" " Hi." "Vera Brightly," "Head of Marketing for Mr. Greene." "The commercial is a masterpiece!" "I deserve an Oscar!" "Well, you can't win an Oscar for a commercial, but as long as it can sell condos, we've done our job." "(INHALES DEEPLY) Ahh." "Can you smell that?" "The air is so fresh here." "It's completely unpolluted." "Caw!" "Waak-waak!" "Holy Hitchcock!" "That bird just pooped on me." "I think that's good luck, isn't it?" "(CREW YELLING)" " (CREW SCREAMS)" " Waah-hh!" " (WHIMPERS)" " Who forgot to secure the lights?" "I swear I secured them." "(WHIMPERS)" " Whaah-auk!" " (GASPS)" "Caw!" "Squawk!" "Is that bird aiming for us?" " (SOCRATES SQUAWKS) (SPLAT)" "Oh, poop." "(CHATTERING)" "(ALL CHATTER)" "(YELPING)" "Oh, my gosh." "What is happening?" "Vera, we're fine." "I still have the background lights." "(CHOMP)" "(BUZZING)" "(SIZZLING)" "Wait for it." "Wait for it." "(SIZZLE, POP)" "(SPLASH)" "(CHATTERING)" "Don't tell me those were the background lights." "Don't worry, Vera." "I've already shot most of the commercial, and it's all on this reel." "We'll fix the rest in post." "Anything can be fixed in post." "In one of my movies, I wrote the plot in post." "Uh, excuse me, Nigel." "Vera, a director always delivers and never quits." "There goes the footage." "Augh!" "I quit!" "I quit!" "You can't quit." "We have a one-day film permit, and the house goes back to New York tonight." "Au revoir, as they say in France and some parts of Canada!" "(MOANS)" "(WATER BUBBLING)" "Ahh..." "Good job today, lemmings, but let's not get too comfortable." "(SQUEAKING)" "Yup, there's one more down there." "Oh, sorry about that." "You guys gotta speak up, seriously." "If you're gonna go to the bottom, tell somebody." "(SQUEALS)" "Let's not completely relax until "Pretty in Pink" heads back to America." "Okay, Vera, you're a problem solver." "When you're faced with a problem, what do you usually do?" "You solve it!" "If only I had some seals and ice and, uh, are there penguins up here?" "(SEAL BARKING OUTSIDE)" "(BARKING)" "(BARKS)" "Sea lion!" "Hi!" "Please come back." "I need your help with this shot." "Please?" "It's a seal, you generalist." "Humans think all animals look the same." "(CHUCKLES)" "Ouch!" "Cracked driveway." "Not a good selling point." "Hey, the Arctic comes as-is." "Who said that?" "(CELL PHONE RINGS)" " (BEEPS)" " Mommy." "Sorry, honey." "Mommy couldn't call you back." "I was busy putting out a fire." "The Arctic is on fire?" "!" "Wait, so you're melting it now?" "No, no, not real fires." "Everything is fine, sweetie." "I'm totally fine." "(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)" "(RUMBLING)" "Wha?" "Oh, no!" "Move it, lady!" "Oh, no." "A polar bear!" "Really?" "Oh, they're amazing." "Ursus Maritimus." "I think he's charging me." "Is that bad?" "Look it up on the Internet." "It says, "When confronted with a polar bear, assert dominance and stand your ground."" "I don't think it's working." "(GASPS)" "Let me call you back, honey." "Mommy has an idea." "Love you." "Tired of suburbia?" "Come to the Arctic, where every day is a safari in the snow." "(GASPS)" "(ICE CRACKING)" "All you need to do is step outside your front door, literally." "(ICE CRACKING)" "(RUMBLING AND CRASHING)" " (VERA SQUEALS) - (NORM YELPS)" "(PANTING)" "Waterfront property now available." "Hmm." "You're welcome!" "Mr. Greene, we've had some problems up here." "Oh, Vera, my dear-a, there are no problems, only messages from the universe." "Om..." "Say it with me, Vera." "Om..." "Om..." "Mr. Greene, the director quit!" "What?" "!" "I knew you shouldn't have hired that overpaid, pretentious..." "Okay, how are you gonna fix this?" "How are you gonna fix your fault?" "Hmm?" "Well, I've been filming all day, and I got some really great footage of a polar bear that almost attacked me." "You've been filming?" "That is so cute." "I'm sure you think you're a regular Scorsese." "All right, I need something people might actually wanna watch." "(GROANS)" "Wait a tick." "I love it." "I love it." "I love it!" "This bear is a star." ""Safari in the snow."" "Genius of me." "This will definitely get me approval from the Polar Council." "I can't believe it." "Oh, I'm gonna be so rich." "Condos, shopping malls, Volvo dealerships." "Oh, God, you name it." "It's going to be Dubai on ice." "(DING)" "Bring the commercial and the model back home to New York and I'll see you tomorrow, mañana." "That means "morning," I think." "Remember, we have one week to get this approved." "Actually, Mr. Greene, while I have you, any word back from your alma mater, the Magister Mundi Academy?" "It's Olympia's dream to go there, but as you know, it's impossible to get in without an alumni recommendation." "(CHUCKLES) Yeah, but she ain't gettin' in until the condos get in." "I won't let you down, I promise." "Vera, scrap the campaign." "We need a real symbol of the Arctic who can talk to these people and convince these morons to buy my homes." "Find an actor who looks just like that bear." "Let's use the Arctic to sell the Arctic." "Boo-yah!" "(GASPS)" "An actor that looks just like that bear?" "Oh, brother." "(SNOWMOBILE BUZZES)" "You heard them, Norm." "They want an actor who can use the Arctic to sell the Arctic." "If that actor is you, we can use the Arctic to save the Arctic." "You need to go to New York and stop these houses from ever getting here." "(SHIP HORN BLASTS)" "(CRANE WHIRRING)" "(CLANG)" "♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh ♪" "I hear they have good pizza in New York." " Come on." " (LEMMINGS CHATTER)" " Unh!" " (LEMMINGS CHEER)" "♪ Can you feel it?" "♪" "♪ Now it's coming back, we can steal it ♪" "♪ If we bridge this gap, I can see it ♪" "♪ Through the curtains of the waterfall ♪" "♪ So say Geronimo!" "♪" "♪ Say Geronimo!" "♪" "♪ Say Geronimo!" "♪" "♪ Say Geronimo!" "♪" "♪ Say Geronimo!" "♪" "♪ Say Geronimo!" "♪" "♪ Can you feel ♪" " ♪ My love?" "♪ - ♪ Bombs away ♪" "♪ Bombs away ♪" "♪ Bombs away... ♪" "(BUOY BELL RINGS) (SHIP'S HORN BLASTS)" "Aah!" "(SIRENS WAIL) (CAR HORNS HONK AND BEEP)" "Wow, what can a bear like me do in a city like this?" "Lemmings, I have a feeling this journey might not be as smooth as we hoped." "Just got to remember to stay..." " Whoa!" " Ohh!" "...grounded." "(ALL SCREAMING)" "Whoa!" "Unh!" "(THUD)" "Ahh!" "(SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE)" "OLYMPIA:" "This place is so amazing, Mom." "Did you know that their Latin department is so good, they single-handedly resuscitated the language?" " It's no longer dead." " Well, it's a school for only the gifted and talented geniuses like you." "It really is perfect." "But try not to fall in love just yet, okay?" "This is only a tour." "We still need Mr. Greene's help and..." "Mom, you're putting too much pressure on yourself." "We don't need Greene's help." "I can get in on my own." "I know it." "Just have fun in there, sweetheart." "(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)" "(TOILET FLUSHING)" "It's the most amazing thing." "I gotta tell all my seal buddies." "You press the lever, the water goes up." "(LAUGHS)" "Ooh!" "Uh... ooh." "BOTH:" "Huh?" "Um, oh, hey, guys." "Come on in." "Um, help yourself to some fur balls in the fridge." "(GROANS)" "(BELCHES)" "Another talking bear?" "We gotta tell Mr. Greene." "Wait." "What do you mean, "another talking bear"?" "(CRUNCH) Oh!" "Bring the tranquilizer guns." "Over." "(WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)" "Hyah!" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(LEMMINGS CHATTERING)" "Whoa!" "(PANTING)" "(TAXI HORN BLARES)" "LEMMINGS:" "Huh?" "(SHOUTING, INDISTINCT)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(YELPS)" "SHAKESPEAREAN VOICE:" "Greene House Company, where art thou?" "The King of the Arctic has come to greet you." "Well, it's not "Macbeth," but it's a job." "(HUMS)" "Okay, bad costume, but he knows the way to Greene." " GUARD:" "There he is!" " Huh?" "Come on, lemmings." "(HUMMING)" "Hey!" "Hah-ha-hah!" "Aah!" "Yes, I am the King of the Arctic, and the king is hungry!" "Sustenance!" "Hark!" "Seal, hark, I say!" "Hey, you!" " GUARD:" "Huh?" " NORM:" "Huh?" "Mmm." "Hey!" " There he is!" " I think we can take him." " GUARD:" "Yaah!" " (LEMMINGS SQUEAK)" "(GRUNTS)" "A real polar bear always does his own stunts." "Come here and feel my Arctic wrath." "En garde!" "Jeez, they don't call this place a "concrete jungle" for nothing." "Whoa, yes!" "Hunh!" "(BEAR ACTOR BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "Hyah!" "(CLANG)" "Aa-yaah." "(CRUNCH)" " Yee-ee... ah!" " Oof!" "It was just a misunderstanding." "We thought you was a real talking bear." "Thank you." "That's a fantastic compliment." "Aah!" "Unh!" "Aah!" "Ya-aah!" "(ANGRY CHATTER)" "(TAUNTING CHATTER)" "Aah!" "Mad rats!" "Mad rats!" "Yes!" "Run, cowards!" "NORM:" "Get back here, lemmings!" "So you're here for the Greene Homes audition?" ""King of the Arctic," I take it." "Yeah." "Use the Arctic to sell the Arctic." "It makes sense." "Well, you certainly look the part of a bear." "That costume is exquisite." "Just a little something I threw together." " (NORM GAGS)" " ACTOR:" "Yes..." "I thought I had this role locked up, but now my bear suit is ruined." "Oh, I'll never get this one." "Look, when you were attacking those men, you really had me convinced you were a bear." "Yes, I am a phenomenal actor, but I can't compete with you." "Such authenticity." "(SNIFFS) You even smell like a polar bear." "Me, I smell like macaroni and sweet vermouth." "Now go and get that part!" "(HUMMING)" "WOMAN:" "Mr. Greene, let me be frank." "Condos in the Arctic is a ludicrous idea." "Now, condos in the Bahamas..." "that people can understand." "Until we can see public support, we will not approve this." "Polar Council, please." "I do this all over the world." "I know where people want to live before they do." "Our homes are very deluxe, and you would love them, Councilwoman." "People aren't interested in living in the Arctic." "Know how I know?" "Because that graph shows you're currently at a 3% approval rating." "(BEEPING)" "Until that number gets above 85%... not approved." "(DING)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "Hi, everyone." "Sign in and wait over there, Travolta." "Hey, guys." "Toilet's right there." "Help yourselves." "(CHATTERING)" "(TINKLING)" "Ugh!" "(SIGHING)" "(TANK WATER GURGLES)" "(TINKLING CONTINUES)" "(MORE SIGHING)" "(SCOFFS) Whatever." "(SIGHING)" "(TINKLING STOPS)" " Huh?" " Ohh!" "Ahh... (TINKLING STARTS AGAIN)" "GREENE, SARCASTIC:" "Oh, yeah." "Looks like we're real close to approval, Vera." "Great work." "We need to get to 85%, and we're at what, 2.8?" "Vera, where is my bear?" "Mr. Greene, I've got bear actors from Broadway and the big screen coming right now." "Well, I hope so." "Because if you fail, you can kiss your daughter's chances of getting into my alma mater goodbye." "Know what else you can kiss goodbye?" "Yo' job!" "'Cause I promise you, it will vanish, just like those condos we built in the Bermuda Triangle." "WOMAN ON INTERCOM:" "Mr. Greene, I have the investors on Skype for you." "Oh, great." "The Arctic condo investors." "And no approval for Arctic condos!" "(SIGHS)" "Thank you all for coming." "Okay, we're looking for real." "Let me have it!" "(GROWLING)" "Okay, I'm not quite getting "King of the Arctic."" "It's more like "Queen of the Prom."" "Bear, bear, bear, bear." "I need real." "I need something to save my... (ROARS)" "(ALL GASP)" "(CHATTERING)" "You, come with me." "Only if I can bring my lemmings." "LEMMING:" "We're with the same agency." "Cute." "And very marketable." "Bring 'em." "(SIGHS)" "Aah!" "Mr. Greene, meet Norm of the North." "Hmm." "Yeah, he's pretty." "And I feel scared." "Ooh, ah." "But can Norma play "King of the Arctic"?" "It's Norm." "(ROARS)" "Aah!" "Help!" "Help!" "I'm being mugged!" "Just take the watch, take my wallet." "Just don't touch my ponytail." "That's where..." "That's where I keep all my powers." " (GROWLS)" " Aah!" "Vera, Vera!" "Throw me my Mace!" "And my wet wipes!" "(WHIMPERS)" "Sorry, Mr. Greene." "I was just, uh, keepin' it real." "You know, trying to use the Arctic to sell the Arctic, you know." "Norm is just a consummate actor." "He certainly looks the part." "And he even brought Arctic lemmings." "(CHATTERING)" " (LEMMINGS SIGHING) - (GREENE SCREAMS)" "Janet!" "The rats are back!" "Call pest control, because the fire department doesn't show up on time!" "(SCREECHING)" "Huh?" "(SHRIEKS)" "Om..." "Gonna die." "Mr. Greene, you said authentic sells, and no one does authentic better than Norm of the North." "Well, he's too authentic." "I mean, we need a bear that is happy, that makes people feel warm and safe." "You know, fake!" "You're fired, Norm." "Get out of my office." " Om..." " You want happy bear?" "You got happy bear." "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "(CLICK, MUSIC STARTS) ♪ Let me speak free ♪" "♪ Be who you wanna be, stand up and shout ♪" "♪ Shout it out... ♪" "Yeah!" "This is great." "Add three more dancers and we got a boy band." "♪ Let your crazy out, shout it, shout it ♪" "♪ Shout it out loud ♪" "♪ Do it, do it, do it right now... ♪" "Norm, I take it back." "You're hired." "Vera, take our newest star out to lunch." "Come on, Norm." "We'll go to Kozawa Sushi just upstairs." "It's the freshest fish in town." "Kozawa's pricey." "Uh, okay..." "Vera, can you come here for a second?" "Just no lobster, Kobe, or tipping, okay?" "By the way, Norm, if you like mixed drinks, you must try the flat and sparkling water." "(SNIFFS)" "That actor actually smells like a bear." "I haven't smelled anything that foul since... (GASPS) Wait a minute." "(MOTOR WHINES)" "(SNIFFS)" "(DING)" "(SNIFFS)" "(BEEP)" "(GASPS)" "Has he spoken again?" "(GULPS)" "Uh, nope." "Something felt a little too real with that bear." "The only thing that looks like a bear, sounds like a bear, and smells as bad as a bear is a bear." " (ROARS)" " I knew it!" "You think you're real slick, don't you, old bear?" "You thought you could send one of your bear operatives to take me out?" "(SPLAT)" "Snap!" "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "Well, I got news for you, Gramps." " No way I'm goin' down that easy." " (GROWLS)" "Norm of the North is finished." "I've got a bear assassin to get rid of." "Unh!" "Norm?" "(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "(DING)" "(DINERS GASP)" "He's an actor." "Never takes off his costume." "Huh?" "(GASPS)" "(SLURPS)" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I usually sit on the ground at home anyway." "Um... for an entrée, you want to do chef's choice." "He can always read what his guests want." "Sure." "This should be interesting." "Sorry we couldn't bring the lemmings." "A little health code thing." "Do you think they're okay down in the office by themselves?" "Uh, I needed this." "You have no idea." "This day has been something else." "Both the bridge and the tunnel were closed this morning so traffic was a nightmare, and Tony was yellin' at me like it was my fault or something." "(GRUMBLES SYMPATHETICALLY)" "He's just mad because he's short." "No offense." "So, um..." "Greene Homes up in the Arctic?" "Crazy, huh?" "I'll take you to see an exact mock-up of one." "It's actually a few floors down from our offices." "You'll see, they practically sell themselves." "(SIGHS) If that's even a good thing." "What's... what's that?" "Nothing, nothing." "Just, after having been up in the Arctic myself and seeing how beautiful it is," "I wonder if it's even good to have houses up there." "(SIGHS) That sounds silly, doesn't it?" "Not at all." "I know exactly what you mean." "(CELL PHONE RINGS)" "Oh, I gotta take this." "It's my daughter." "Hi, Olympia." "How did the tour go?" "Are you loving the new school?" "Well' it was just a tour, but I'm happy you love it." "I'll talk to Mr. Greene again and..." "No." "Okay, honey." "I have to go." "See you tonight." "Love you." " A lot goin' on?" " Yeah, sorry about that." "Olympia is, well, brilliant, but it's... complicated." "Good schools are important." "Yes." "Really, really." "Really important." "Mmm." "Oh, thanks, Chef Kozawa." "That certainly looks fresh." "(SMACKING)" "(SNIFFS)" "(GULPING)" "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) GREENE:" "You wanna play rough?" " Okay." " (ALL GASP)" "Don't worry, patrons, it's just a tranquilizer gun." "It's only sometimes lethal on humans." "(DINERS SCREAM)" "I don't know who sent you, but the party's over, pal." "Mr. Greene, what are you doing?" "You smell like a wild animal, Norm." "Mr. Greene, just because I haven't bathed, you're gonna shoot me?" "Jeez, I heard New Yorkers could be hostile, but this is a little much." "GREENE:" "I'm warning you!" "Aah!" " (SNAPS) - (SPUTTERS)" "(GROWLS)" "(SQUEALS)" "(SLURRING) Ah, is there a sharp pain in everyone's bottom?" "(CONTINUES, DISTORTED) Or is it just me?" "Ohh, I'm feeling it." " (GASPS) - (CHEERS, APPLAUSE)" "Norm-san, you are my guest anytime." " Arigato." " Do itashi, bro." " (MOANS)" " Norm of the North, everyone." "GREENE:" "Where am I?" "What happened?" "Aah!" "Ah!" "Somebody shoot that bear!" "Mr. Greene, please, relax." "I think you might want to see this." "ANCHORMAN:" "And in other news..." "The local news caught your outburst at Kozawa's today and Norm's heroism." "Everyone's talking about Norm, and look at our approval ratings." "Hah!" "Oh, my goodness." "We are rising faster than the oceans." "Norm, uh, buddy." "I... (SNARLS)" "I thought he was a real bear." "I mean, I was confused because he smells just like that other polar..." "NORM:" "Huh?" "(SNIFFS)" "Vortex." "That storm brought all the smells of winter right to our doorsteps." "(SNIFFS) "Real bear," huh?" "You know what?" "Just forget the whole thing." "Some guy from a cola company approached me at Kozawa's." "Said they needed a bear for a holiday thing." "Because of me, your ratings just jumped 20%." "(CHUCKLES) Imagine what I could do for a real company." "VERA:" "Norm, wait." "If you let him walk out that door, we are back to square one." "Norm, Norm, Norm." "Um, I am so sorry I shot at you." "Hug?" " Awkward." " (CHUCKLES)" "Well, Normie has to look for a new job and a place to live." "Not all of us can afford a fancy Greene condo, which I hear is fully furnished and uninhabited, and I will probably sleep in the park alone." "Norm, wait." "Vera, he can stay... in the model home." "Ah!" "I am brilliant!" "(DING)" " (MUSIC PLAYING) - (CHATTERING)" "(LEMMINGS SQUEALING)" "(BEEPING)" "Hmm." "Perfect." "So close to work, no commute and so homey." " Right, lemmings?" " (CHEERING)" "GREENE:" "Hey, hey-hey-hey, careful." "Those are the finest leather hides from Italy." "(CHATTERING)" " Are they housetrained?" " Oh, definitely." "They've peed in tons of houses." "(BANGING PIANO KEYS)" "(CHATTERING AND SQUEALING)" "Well, I guess we'll settle in." "Okay, we'll work on getting you out on the campaign trail for Greene Homes." "Get some rest, and there's a minibar with some food in it." "I'll give you a 3% discount." "Vera, you work on setting' up the marketing." "I'll take care of the rest." "(WHISPERS) Okay, boys, we gotta find Grandpa, stop these condos from gettin' built and get home." "And on top of all that, Mr. Greene's watching us, so act natural." "(FARTING)" "Not that natural." " Okay..." " (FART)" " Okay, look..." " (ANOTHER FART)" "(EXTENDED FART)" "(LEMMING POOTS, SIGHS)" "Okay, look, we need someone to provide cover while I go investigate that shelf that smelled like Grandpa." "I think I know just the guy." "(GASPING, SPUTTERING)" "Look, all you have to do is go up there and pretend to be me." "The lemmings will let you in." "There's plenty of salmon in the minibar, so help yourself." "Brilliant." "Thank you, kind bear." "We'll leave the lights on for you." "Okay, it's just like an iceberg... an iceberg with hundreds of witnesses to watch me climb." "(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "(LEMMINGS CHATTER)" "(SPLASH) Mm-hmm!" "Whoo-hoo!" "(LAUGHS)" " (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (LAUGHING)" "("SEND" CLICKS)" " Hmm." " (CELL PHONE RINGS)" "I just got it." "That's our Norm, huh?" "I'll start booking talk shows first thing in the morning." " (PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES)" " Eh?" "Wha?" "(CHUCKLING)" "(CHATTERING)" "Whoops." "(WHIRRING)" "I have Councilwoman Klubeck ready for the call." "Janet, you're the best at being the worst." "Knock next time." "Whatever." "You just woke me up, so this better be good." "Sorry to wake you, but I found an actor who plays a polar bear perfectly." "He even smells like a bear." "The public will fall for him for sure." "Smart." "They'll love him, especially all those extra tourists we let in the Arctic." "Just for you, Greene." "On that note, the floor plans for your condo in the Bahamas are already on the way." "It's so gigantic it's bigger than my ego." "And we got those deluxe showerheads... oh, it'll wash that guilt right off." "I don't have any guilt." "You want 10 miles of ice, we still have five million more." "Just get the people behind this." "I need that to push this through." "Well done, Greene." "As usual." " (GROWLS) - (SHRIEKS)" "(THUD)" "(CAR HORNS BEEPING)" "(PANTING)" "(LEMMINGS SQUEAKING)" "(CHATTERING)" "(SIZZLING)" "Ohh!" "(GRUNTING)" "(SNIFFS)" "That smells like my grandpa." "(SNIFFING)" "Okay, think." "If you were a slightly creepy, one-note villain, where would you keep stuff hidden?" "(GRUNTS)" "(LEMMINGS GASP)" "(CHATTERING)" "Right." "This guy's got security cameras everywhere." "I'll be too obvious." "You guys go check it out first." "If Grandpa's actually in there, tell him Norm has come to the rescue." "(CHATTER)" "Ooh!" "Unh-unnh!" "If you guys had bones, I'd be worried about you." "VOICE ON TV: ...can't you see I'm busy?" "(DISTANT CLANG)" "Yaah!" "Oof!" "(CHATTERING)" "Lemmings!" "Is Norm with you?" "(CHATTERING)" "(ALL GASP)" "(GASP EVEN LOUDER)" "(CHATTERING)" "So he was down there?" "Well, we need to get him out right now." "(CHATTERING)" "Grandpa says it'll blow my cover if I break him out?" "(CHATTERING)" "He wants me to build an ark?" " (DISAGREEING CHATTER)" " Oh, no, no." "He wants me to focus on the Arctic, saving the Arctic." "I got it." "It all makes sense." "I'll save the Arctic first, and then I'll save Grandpa." "And then, if I have time, I'll build an ark." "(CHATTERING)" "(VOICES OVERLAPPING)" " MAN:" "Makeup!" " (GASPS)" "(LEMMINGS GASP)" "Hey, Norm." "Norm, this is my daughter, Olympia." "Olympia, this is the great actor I was telling you about." "Great to meet you, Norm." "Quite a costume you found yourself." "Yes, hi, Mr. Greene." "Sorry I didn't pick up before." "Your mom is very good at her job, Olympia." "You must be proud." "I know." "Sometimes I wish she wasn't so good at her job, if it meant she got to spend more time with me." " Oh!" "You have lemmings." " Mm-hmm." "The smallest animals in the Arctic." " Can I?" " (CHIRPING)" "(CHATTERING)" "They're very instinctive." "They know a good person." "(GROWLS)" "(ANGRY CHATTER)" "Aah!" "Aah!" " (BOTH LAUGH) - (LEMMINGS SQUEAL)" "Hmm, so let's see." "You're approximately 500 kilograms, exact skull and nose proportions." "I don't know what you're talking about." "I only weigh 194 pounds, just like the average American male." "Please, I know exactly what you're doing, Norm." "(ALL GASP)" "You're saving the Arctic, your home." "So I'm thinking, maybe we can work together." "And you can save my home in the process." "...like you and me." "I tell ya!" "There's nothing to..." "(RAVING)" "Be honest." "What's your plan here?" "Well, Mr. Greene wants to use me to sell the Arctic, and I'm gonna use the Arctic to save it." "Exactly." "You have to rally the public so that they love you, wait for your moment and turn them against Greene." "Use his own plan to defeat him." "But the key is to make sure you time your moment just right, when the public loves you the most." "The approval rating!" "I'll get it as high as possible, and then I'll strike." "Olympia, you really are a genius." "My mom's not the only one who studied marketing." "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) So ladies and gentlemen, we have an unusual guest today who is here to tell us about his home, the Arctic, and how you can make it your home, too." "Without further ado, Norm of the North!" "Oof!" "(APPLAUSE) Ooh!" "(CHUCKLING)" "(LEMMINGS CHATTERING)" "Whoo!" "So, Norm, you're here for a very special mission." "Would you like to tell us what it is?" "Uh, um..." "I..." "I, uh..." "Ladies and gentlemen, I think our furry friend's a little nervous." "Well, let's loosen him up with a clip of some of his most recent heroics." "(BEEP)" "I'm warning you." "Aah!" "(APPLAUSE) You know, if we're not helping each other," "I mean, what are we here for, you know?" "AUDIENCE:" "Aww..." ""What are we here for?" We're here to sell condos!" "Talk about Greene Homes!" " MAN IN AUDIENCE:" "What a jerk." " (CLEARS THROAT)" "TAMECIA:" "What can I say?" "Norm, the public loves you." "(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)" "Hey, Tamecia." "What do you say we take this party to a bigger stage?" "♪ Just keep your eyes on me, I said, "You're holding back" ♪" "♪ She said, "Shut up and dance with me!" ♪" "♪ This woman is my destiny ♪" "♪ She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance!" ♪" "♪ Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me ♪" "♪ I said, "You're holding back" ♪" "♪ She said, "Shut up and dance with me!" ♪" "♪ This woman is my destiny, she said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo"... ♪" " Now?" " No." "Not yet." "♪ "Shut up and dance with me!" Oh, come on girl!" "♪" "(MUSIC CONTINUES)" "♪ Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me ♪" "♪ I said, "You're holding back" ♪" "♪ She said, "Shut up and dance with me!" ♪" "♪ This woman is my destiny ♪" "♪ She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance with me!" ♪" "(MUSIC CONTINUES)" "♪ "Ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance with me!" ♪" "CROWD, CHANTING:" "Norm!" "Norm!" "Norm!" "(GREENE LAUGHS) 85%!" "Look at Norm!" "He's famous!" "Norm's fame has helped our cause, but it isn't enough, Greene." "I can't get this through until Norm publicly says," ""Norm of the North supports Greene Homes in the Arctic."" "Make sure he does it or you're done." "(HORNS HONKING)" "This is it, Norm." "You did it." "The public loves you." "And you know what that means?" "You're right, Olympia." "It's time to save our homes." "(ZAPPING)" "(GROWLS)" "How long can it take to get into a costume?" "I don't think he liked the outfit." "Norm, can you please come out?" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "I think I just did." "(CLICKS TONGUE)" "(CHEERING CONTINUES)" "Okay, lemmings." "We got one shot at this." "It's showtime." "We do this, and then we go get Grandpa." "♪ Get up and show a little attitude ♪" "♪ Beats bangin', feel the bass ♪" "♪ Just turn around and shake, shake, shake ♪" "♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪" "♪ Out of control, you're out of control ♪" "♪ Dance, dance, dance, just let... ♪" "(CROWD CHEERS)" "Yay!" "Yay, Norm!" "(CHEERS CONTINUE)" "(CLEARS THROAT) So someone somewhere thought it was a good idea to build in the Arctic." "That someone is our "friend," Mr. Greene." "I just wanted to let you all know the truth about what this would mean for my home." "(FEEDBACK HOWLS)" "(WORDS SPLICED TOGETHER) Norm of the North supports" " Greene Homes in the Arctic." " (VERA GASPS)" "(CHEERING)" "(GASPS)" "CROWD:" "Norm!" "Norm!" "Norm!" "Norm!" "Norm!" "(TRIUMPHANT LAUGH)" "(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)" "(GROWLS)" "(GASPS)" "Ha ha!" "Norm, we did it." "I'm on with my architect." "We're figuring out where to put the first Arctic frozen yogurt shop." "Your announcement has been reposted a million times!" "No, your announcement was reposted a million times." "I had something I needed to say." "GREENE:" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Four homes pre-sold, and already built." "Mr. Greene, you can't sell the homes yet." "We don't have approval from the Council." "It's illegal." "Aw, I'm wittle Vee-wa." "I'm scared of po-weece." "Guess what, toots." "I'm above the law." "Welcome to the cold, hard world of "big bidness."" "You sound just like the investors." "(SCOFFS)" ""Uh, duh, it has to be done correctly, Greene, with integrity."" "Please." "Wake up and smell the profits." "Not to mention that after Norm of the North's announcement today, approval is a guarantee." "(GROWLS)" "Norm, come back!" "Don't be a diva." "(ROARS)" "(LEMMINGS CHATTER)" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(DOOR SLAMS)" "Vera, get my lawyer." "We're gonna copyright that roar and make it a ringtone." "(CAR HORNS HONKING)" "Hey, it's Norm of the North!" "You're the king!" "I'm Norm of the North, king of nothing." "I came to save my home." "I ended up destroying it." "(LEMMINGS WHIMPER SYMPATHETICALLY)" "Norm, your grandpa once told me," ""Norm's the only bear that has the potential to be..." "King of the Arctic."" "(LEMMINGS SQUAWK)" "(SPLATTER) (LEMMINGS SQUEAL)" "(WHIMPERING)" "Hey, Norm." "Norm!" "Why don't you come over for dinner?" "I'd rather be alone right now, Vera." "Please, just leave me be." "Norm, why are you so down?" "You were great!" "The campaign was a success." "Everyone loves you." "Don't you get it, Vera?" "Because of me, Mr. Greene is gonna destroy my home." "I think you're taking this polar bear act a little too far, Norm." "Come on." "Olympia would love it if you came over." "Olympia...?" "Dinner with a genius?" "Mm, I'm in." "(LEMMINGS CHATTER)" "You wouldn't happen to know where I can get some ice water, huh?" "You know, so I can freshen up a little bit?" "For dinner." "Oof!" "Ooh." "You okay?" "(HUMMING)" "Ah!" "(GRUNTS)" "Unh!" "(POP)" "(CHUCKLES) Ah!" "It's humble, but it's home." "You should see my place." "No furniture, but I do get year-round air conditioning." "(CHATTERING)" "(LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo!" "(SQUEALING)" "Thanks, Mrs. Soo." "Mommy, you're home early." "How was school today?" "Scintillating, as usual." "Olympia's just not really challenged at her current school." "That's why Magister Mundi will be so great." "All the students are like Olympia." "I actually think Olympia and myself are a lot alike." "We're both special." "We have great gifts." "Two peas in a pod." "Besties." "Anyway, Mommy, I was researching the effects of human activity in the Arctic, and the research is irrefutable." "It will destroy the Arctic and possibly the rest of the Earth as we know it." "Olympia, Greene Homes will bring awareness to the Arctic." "(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "Olympia, let's you and I go hang out on that comfortable-looking sofa." "(CHATTERING)" "Aah!" "(GASP)" "(GROANING)" "(CROWING RINGTONE PLAYS)" "GREENE:" "Vera, it's official." "Just got word." "The Polar Council is a yes!" "Oh, okay." "Make the announcement tomorrow." "Time to go public." "We're in." "We got approval." "Well, don't all scream at once." "It's not over yet, Norm." "You can still do something." "Shake it up." "Hit Mr. Greene where it hurts, his wallet." "Hmm." "Where do you think the investors are right now?" "MALE INVESTOR:" "Ha ha." "Great job, everyone." " Great job." " (FEMALE INVESTOR LAUGHS)" "It was amazing." "(LEMMINGS CHATTER)" "Oh, thanks, guys!" "I've got to get Pablo and the investors to uninvest in Greene." " Norm!" " Norm!" "Aah!" "(WINDSHIELDS SHATTER)" "Whoa!" "(TIRES SCREECH)" "(GASPS)" "(GROWLS)" "(ROARING)" "(TEETH CHATTERING)" "Hi, guys." "I'm sorry for just dropping in on you like this, but..." " Whoa!" "You're a real bear?" " Uh-huh." "Who can speak?" "Yeah, who would have thought?" "But I need to come clean about who I really am and what I'm really doing here." "We know exactly who you are." "You're Norm of the North." "I am Pablo, and this is my investment group." "Ha ha." "Pablo, building in the Arctic will destroy my home." "That's where I live." "But the Polar Council, well... they are very aware of the impact." "You mean this council?" "On that note, the floor plans for your condo in the Bahamas are already on the way." "And we got those deluxe showerheads, oh, it'll wash that guilt right off." "How did you get this?" "I had some very small hairy associates relieve Mr. Greene of his flash drive." "(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "You're corrupt!" "You took our money under false pretense, and you're as fake as that ponytail clip-on." "It doesn't matter if I'm corrupt, because a deal's a deal." "The first four homes are built, and once they land in the Arctic, you're contractually obligated to fund the rest." "If I know Greene, he'll have the homes transported tonight." "Yeah, and if I know Mr. Greene, he'll dispose of anything that reminds him of the Arctic." "You promise to take care of Vera and Olympia?" "I never got a chance to say goodbye." "Norm, you have my word." "Now get me out of this deal." "(LIMO PEELS OUT)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "We need to get the homes down to the river." "That old bear?" "No!" "We need to get rid of him before he can cause any trouble." "Commence "Operation Kill That Bear."" "(HANDSET CLICKS)" "Just as Pablo predicted." "And just like I predicted." "I bet Grandpa is in that last one." "Whoa!" "(HORN HONKS)" "Ow!" "(HORN BLARES)" "(HORN HONKS)" "(GROWLS)" "Grandpa!" "(SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE)" "Where'd he go?" " Norm!" " Grandpa!" "Everyone back home thought you abandoned us, but Socrates and I always knew that something happened." "Oh, it's good to see you." "You know, sometimes when you stick up to The Man, you get stuck with a tranquilizer dart." "Were you able to stop Greene?" "Not yet." "The houses are being transported tonight." "If we can stop them, maybe we can stop this whole operation." "Then what the heck are you doing here?" "(GROANS)" "Norm, don't worry about me." "It's your time now." "Leave me." "Go!" "Save the Arctic!" "Save our homes." "You are the Arctic, Grandpa." "(GROWLS)" "Hmm." "I must have weakened them for you." "What do you say we go save our home?" "(CLICK)" "(CLICK)" "What?" "The Arctic rats?" "(STATIC BUZZES)" "(PHONE RINGS) What?" "What do you mean the bear broke out of the cage?" "It's impossible." "He's like, 80." "It would have taken two bears to..." "What?" "That isn't Norm!" "Get the chopper and find two polar bears!" "(SIGHS)" "How long until the ship leaves?" "I don't care if they're predicting a storm." "Leave now!" "(HANDSET CLICKS)" "(CAR HORNS HONKING)" "The houses are on the way to the Arctic!" "We gotta get to them!" "(HORNS HONKING)" "(TRUCK HORN HONKS)" "Where are we headed?" "Same place where I came in." "(TRUCK HORN BLARES)" "(GASPS)" "Aah!" " (LEMMINGS SQUEAKING)" " Huh?" "There they are!" "Get ready, Grandpa." "There's our ride home." "(CACKLES)" "Aah!" "Ow!" "No!" "(LEMMINGS CRYING)" "(SOBBING)" "(HELICOPTER HOVERING)" "(GROANS)" "(SNORING)" "If we don't get down there, it's gonna be a long swim to the Arctic." "(SNORES)" "Ohh." "Hey!" "Just shoot those bears." "Greene said to put them out of their misery and dump 'em in the ocean." "Wait!" "Wait!" "You guys think we're bears?" "You hear that, Grandpa?" "Talking polar bears in Manhattan?" "Now, come on, guys." "Yeah, maybe our friend the Easter Bunny's around here, too." "Are you sure they're bears?" "They sound like humans to me." "I didn't sign up to shoot real people." "(ALARM BLARING)" "(LEMMINGS SCREAM)" "(GRANDPA LAUGHS)" "Aah!" "(GASPING)" "(SQUEAKING)" "(WHIMPERS)" "Aah!" "(BOTH GASP)" "Hmm." "(CHEERING)" "(CHUCKLES)" "(SHIP'S HORN BLARES)" "(SQUEAKS)" "(LAUGHING)" "Norm, no matter what happens, just know that I'm proud of you." "You've come a long way." "You might think you're not a hunter, but you are." "Your way of hunting is just different than everyone else." "You're going to make a great king one day." "I know it." " (SIGHS)" " What's wrong?" "We're gonna get this, Norm." "No, sorry." "It's not about that." "I..." "I'm just worried." "In saving our own home," "I may have ruined someone else's." "I'm just hoping Vera and Olympia will be okay." "OLYMPIA'S VOICE:" "It's beautiful, Mom, but what will it look like when you and Mr. Greene build all those houses there?" "(SIGHS)" ""Mr. Greene, I'm sorry, but I cannot help you destroy somebody's home in order to build houses no one needs." "I quit."" "(RINGTONE SQUAWKS)" "(BEEP)" "Okay, every office around the world is ready to feed this." "Are you sure, Pablo?" "Yes." "Send it now." "(THUNDER CRASHES)" "NORM:" "We have to dislodge this barge so we can flip these houses." "These condos must never reach the Arctic." "Buckle up, guys." "This could get bumpy." "(GULPING)" "(ALL BARF)" "(SQUEALING)" "We have to do this, now." "It won't dislodge, it's too rough." "The swells keep pushing it back." "Aauggh!" "Unh!" "Ohh!" "Augh!" "(GRANDPA GROANS)" "(THUNDER CRASHES)" "Welcome to the real North Shore!" "See you on the other side, whichever one we get to." "But remember, whatever happens, a king always fights for his home!" "Come on, lemmings!" "Aah!" "(SOUNDTRACK MUSIC ONLY, NO DIALOGUE)" "A king always fights for his home." "Aah!" "(GASPS)" "Lemmings!" "Grandpa!" "(CELL PHONE RINGS) (GRUNTS)" "Talk to me." "What the... they never got there?" "Then where are my condos?" "The bottom of the ocean?" "Is that some kinda joke?" "(GASPS) Two polar bears?" "(SHRIEKING)" "(GASPS)" ""Greene Homes and Polar Council under investigations for bribery charges"?" ""Beloved Norm helps reveal sham"?" "These condos weren't for any of you peasants anyway." "They were for the one percent." "The one percent!" "(angry murmuring, grumbling)" "(SHRIEKS)" "Huh, would you look at that?" "I'm late for yoga." "Namaste, everybody." " Janet?" " Whatever." "Janet!" "Help me, you peasants!" "Help me!" "Don't you know who I am?" "Huh?" "Rats!" "They're crawling on me!" "This is Italian!" "Aah!" "Ha ha!" "Look who's out of hibernation." "Son." "Every time I see you, you've fallen on your butt." "I march to the beat of my own drum." "You know that." "When everyone else stands, I sit." " Ta-da!" " Lemmings!" "You made it!" "Where's Grandpa?" "Did he...?" "We've searched everywhere, Norm." "No." "Norm, you saved our home." "I'm sorry I didn't realize until now, but we are so proud of you." "The lemmings told us what you've done." "You used your gift and you risked your life to protect ours." "And on behalf of all of us... thank you." "Ahem." "Remember what we discussed?" "KING:" "A new day dawns upon us." "We need a leader who feels for the Arctic, speaks for the Arctic, and always fights for our home." "Norm, I crown you..." "GRANDPA:" "Now just a New York minute." "You can't do this without me." "Grandpa!" "LEMMINGS: ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh ♪" "They all said you drowned." "I was 80% sure you were gonna make it." "Now that's what I call a grand entrance." "The tide took me all the way to Greenland, but I hitched a ride with an orca." "He said he was coming back to audition for Stan." "(WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY)" "You need therapy." "I have an opening tomorrow afternoon." "Book yourself in." "Son, please continue." "Norm, I crown you king." "(CHEERING)" "That's my brother!" "Yeah!" "If the clouds clear and the barometric pressure is just right..." "Wow." "I see Magister Mundi is teaching you all these fancy new terms already." "I told you I could do it on my own, without Greene." "Aren't you liking it without Mr. Greene in your life, too?" "Pablo seems like a much better boss." "Well, Norm gave me a great recommendation." "Oh, my gosh!" "I can see it!" "I can finally see it." "He even looks like Norm." "I miss him, Mom." "Me, too." "But I know he made it home." "I bet he has his own family now." "Isn't it pretty?" "Yeah." "I wonder if Vera and Olympia can see this, too." " Whoa!" " They're beautiful!" "(LEMMINGS CHEER)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ I will work this body, I will run this flesh ♪" "♪ In the dead of night and in the morning mist, yeah!" "♪" "(MUSIC CONTINUES)" "♪ Show me what you got ♪" "♪ Work this body on the floor... ♪" "(GASPS)" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "(TWANGS)" "(CHATTERING)" "NORM:" "Wait for it." "Wait for it... (POPPING)" "Yah!" "Ta-da!" "(MUSIC RESUMES)" "♪ Show me what you got ♪" "♪ Work this body on the floor ♪" "♪ Who do you think you are?" "♪" "♪ Come on, meet me on the court, yeah!" "♪" " ♪ Work, work ♪ - ♪ Show me what you got ♪" " ♪ Work, work ♪ - ♪ Work this body on the floor... ♪" "(NEW SONG BEGINS)" "♪ Yeah, no time, no time, no time to lose ♪" "♪ You got no time, no time ♪" "♪ Listen ♪" "♪ Baby, baby, won't you take my hand?" "♪" "♪ Don't be afraid to take a chance ♪" "♪ Together there is nothin, we can't do ♪" "♪ To start it up, get in the groove ♪" "♪ Dance, dance, dance out of control ♪" " ♪ You're out of control ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪" "♪ Just let it go ♪" "♪ Everybody, let me speak free, be who you wanna be ♪" " ♪ Stand up and shout ♪ - ♪ Shout it out ♪" "♪ Jump up, get down, move your body all around ♪" " ♪ Let your crazy out ♪ - ♪ Let your crazy... ♪" "♪ Let me speak free, be who you wanna be ♪" " ♪ Stand up and shout ♪ - ♪ Shout it out ♪" "♪ Jump up, get down, move your body all around ♪" " ♪ Let your crazy out ♪ - ♪ Let your crazy out ♪" "♪ Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud ♪" " ♪ Shout it out ♪ - ♪ Do it, do it, do it right now ♪" " ♪ Do it right now ♪ - ♪ Push it, push it, push it on through ♪" " ♪ Push it on through ♪ - ♪ Said there's no time to lose ♪" "♪ No time, no time, no time to lose ♪" "♪ You got no time, no time, no time to lose ♪" " ♪ You got no time ♪ - ♪ You got no time to lose ♪" "(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)"