"}FUTURAMA" "}FUTURAMA Scratch here to reveal prize" "}*** TITLES AT WORK *** LAST EDIT:" "27-Apr-2003 13:30 CET" "}54." " S4E10 - 3ACV16 A Leela of Her Own" "Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry." "The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day." "I know, and I've grown to accept that." "Now I'm more interested in that new pizza parlour across the street." "Kinda makes me pine from my days as a pizza delivery boy." ""here's your pizza" I'd say." ""I didn't order any." They'd say." "And then I'd be off to my next adventure." "That story stunk." "Hand me the binoculars." "You've tried the rest, now we're open!" "Family bros. pizza" "I think the owner is from Signus five." "Signoids, on our block?" "Fine foo ?" "They should go back where they came from." "Professor, please!" "Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other." "Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome." "No." "You sure about these chairs?" "Guide book sais human legs bend down at knee." "It's OK mama." "Anyone complains I bend legs up for free." "Uhu, customers ... !" "Welcome to earth pizza store." "Here, sit." "I bend the knees for you." "Uh, that's comfy." "OK now." "What kind of pizza goes in you." "Toppings:" "• silt • asbestos • flaming magnesium • stucco • scarab • guano" "Silt, asbestos?" "We got guano, very fresh." "Oh, mmm, do you have any food?" "Here, try a deep ?" "dish?" "pizza." "Contains four kind of things." "I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit." "Thank you." "No, actually, I did mean to offend a little, this is awful." "@#$%^*" "Hey, what's wrong?" "Was it something Leela said?" "We've came to earth to start new life." "Races fats spoiled earth kids. - ?" "Hang many underwear from earth clothes line.- ?" "Live earth they can dream. - ?" "Ah, don't cry foreign people." "I used to work in pizzeria." "And as soon as I stop halucinating and blasting puke" "I'm gonna teach you to sell pizza, earth style." "Oh, thank you magic bipad!" "You've saved us, sir." "If we cannot make earth pizza our dream will die." "Just like the rats we've crashed to make a wine." "Family bros. pizza" "For starters, only use quality ingredients." "Case in point, no more live bees." "Oregano works equall well." "And when we put pizzas in oven, don't get it with them." "Hey, ?" "Most important of all, is the big screen TV." "Human families need the TV while they're eating, so they don't have to talk to each other." "Ah, the earthican past time." "Blurnsball." "Molligan drives the ball, it's going, going and cought by the short stop." "Match loose again." "Mahama I haven't seen play this bad, since the days of Bob Uecker." "This is Bob Uecker saying, thanks for watching." "?" ", shorte stoppe, pinching the hitter?" "I don't understand this Blurnsball." "Well, if you gonna be earthicans, we'll have to teach you" "How about your pizzeria place a game against Planet express." "Oh, but you'll need nine players." "No problem." "@#$%^*" "Play the ball." "Cavern on the green" "@#$%^*" "Go team, beat those no good Signoids." "Show them they stink in the game they've never played before." "Ahh, this is why I love Earth, beautiful starbrightin' day, friendly Blurnsball game with champ pals, so pleasant for everybody." "Aw!" "Hit by pitch, take your base." "Ah, sorry about that." "I guess I needed a few more warm-up pitches." "No better, no better. /?" "No badder, no badder. ?" "" "No better anymore. /?" "No badder anymore. ?" "" "Take your base." "I didn't mean to hit you." "I have some trouble with depth perception." "Yeah, me too now." "hey better better /?" "batter?" "" "Take your base." "Duck?" "Please lady, I want to live, can I use bag to protect head?" "Aparently not." "Check out the one-eyed bean machine!" "Hurray, I make a score point!" "Leela, you beaned our running !" "You better let me pitch." "But I have got no hitter going." "Ah, you right." "Here." "Don't take her out." "She is fire cracker." "Excuse me, I'd like to talk to you." "Am I under arrest?" "Wait, I know you." "You're the slease bag who owns the ultimate robot fighting league." "Not any more." "Now I'm the sleeze bag who owns the New New York Mets." "The Mets?" "Those bumps are worse then me." "Close to it." "But they don't do our crowd like you. - ?" "Which is why I wanna sign you to the team." "Oh, you mean" "I'd be first woman ever to play the major league Blurnsball." "Well yeah, but basically it'd just be the publicity stunt." "I figured that one-eye lady skullbuster might bring out the freakshow crowd." "Wow" "The first woman ever to play the major league Blurnsball." "Again yeah, but basically you'll just be." "Jupííí!" "Tadá!" "The first woman ever to play major league Blurnsball." "How do I look?" "Like a sexy (yougheberra :)) - fakt nevim" "Eh, why is your number 7/8?" "All the whole numbers have been retired." "Well, I must say:" "I'm impressed." "You look just like a ball-player." "Can I patt you on your butt?" "Fry!" "I'm a proffesional athlete." "So go ahead." "Oh, now I'm too nervous." "The 3002 mets blernsball the way it oughn't be." "Swedish Meatballs: 15 NNY Mets: 0" "Well folks, it's only the fifth time but the Swedes have already turned this one into a laughter." "And that's with two "F"s, the crowd is pooring out the stadium LA style." "Skipper, we're loosing the crowd, put on our new novelty act." "Leela." "Oh!" "Mike Dagget!" "I've already put the circus clown!" "Yeah buddy ?" ", clowns are only funny when they swing away." "Your attention, please." "Now pitching for the Mets..." "Turanga Leela!" "EXIT" "An one-eyed woman." "Come on, throw like a girl." "Go" "Too much eye-liner." "This is history in the making folks." "Bjornson steps up to the play and Leela delivers." "Leela delivers." "Aw!" "Oh!" "Bulls-eye!" "Ou!" "And in our specious start for the career of the first woman Blurnsballer." "Aw!" "And in our specious continuation for the career of the first woman Blurnsballer." "Bean!" "Bean!" "Bean!" "..." "Aw!" "Ouch!" "It's a three Bean balls solid." "The Mets fans love it thou and who can blame them." "They haven't have much to cheer about this year." "NNY Mets locker room" "Kid that was great!" "You got us more publicity then a cowboy in a shark tank." "Poor tex, he was quite a shark." "Black bar generator" "Hey!" "Come on!" "I win!" "Ooops!" "Sorry!" "Bender, how did you get in here?" "As your agent I have an access to you at all times." "Since when ary YOU my agent?" "Quiet!" "Call coming in." "Yes?" "A big endorsement deal for Leela?" "How much?" "Hey!" "You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass!" "Deal!" "Bender, that's great." "How much did you get me?" "One hundred dollars." "Ancestor  sons ad agency" "As a pitcher, I serve up planty of bean balls." "So I know good beans when I see them." "Bean-Bay Beans!" "They're the beaniest." "Cut!" "Bean, bean, bean..." "Pituitary giants:17 NNY Mets:2" ""Leela's bean counters" In very short order Leela has become a fan favourite." "You're teh best, babe." "Hang on, call coming in." "What's that?" "Hey, you put one and two zeros in front of that or we pass." "Deal!" "So what did you get me?" "A thousand and one pesos." "španìlština, sorry" "Cut!" "OK, now do one with the bean suit on." "Leela autograph session Bring money" "Leela really bringing in the customers." "This keep up will need to buy second sos-toilet." "When I grow up, I wanna injure men by throwing stuff at them just like you, Leela." "Will you sign my magazine?" "Leela's beans The Mets magical fruit" "Ah, sure thing sweetie." "Who should I make it out to?" "Well, ah ..." "To eBay." "That's a popular name today." "Little e big b?" "Five bucks on autograph, two hundred fans... add one and two zeros in front of that, and we got ourselves a wad." "I'm not doing this for the wad." "I'm doing it for all the struggling female athletes who need a role model." "Yeah, role model for how to stink." "What?" "Who are you?" "Jackie Anderson." "I won the blernsball team in NNYU" "And I was hoping to get a play in major soon." "Oh, following in my footsteps." "Pff, God forbid!" "Your little freakshow's making an impossible for real female ball players to be taken seriously." "And I hope you're proud of yourself." "Alright, shows over, no refunds, you've heard the robot, get out!" "I am a fool." "The fans haven't been cheering for me, they've been cheering at me." "Don't be upset Leela." "You, ehm, you look really cute in your uniform." "That's what makes it so sad." "I thought I was doing something heroic." "You are." "What about that little girl, you've visited in hospital." "You know the one I mean?" "The one who've died." "You're right." "I can't let people down anymore." "As God is my witness, I avow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere." "I will become: the best blernsball player of all time." "That's statistically impossible." "In 77 endings you haven't got no single out." "At this rate, you should have go down as the worst blernsball player of all time." "Oh." "Then I have a new avowal." "I solemnly swear," "I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time." "Blernsball hall of fame Blernsball fever - contract it!" "First ball hit into orbit" "Hey, look, the players who broked the various color barriers." "When will men learn that all races are equally inferior to robots." "Worst player in history" "Here we are." "The worst player in history" "If I can be just a little better than him, I can slink away with my head held high." "It says he won't strike out when his tongue got stucked to an unusually cold bat!" "And here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt." "It's even a crummy hologram." "I am not a hologram." "Though I am crummy." "Hank Aaron the 24th." "Hank Aaron the 24th?" "How could you play so blowfully." "The original Hank Aaron was great!" "No, I was better then great." "I was the homerun king." "Neat!" "So Hank, the bad Hank, just how blowfull were you?" "Well, I had a low batting average." "Low, it was zero, you fungo." "You went your whole career without getting a hit." "Leela can beat that." "She's pitched her whole career without gettin an out." "You stink, lady." "Hey junior, she belongs in the exhibit instead of you." "Forget it." "This job's too cuschy to give up." "Ah, Wade Boggs." "Goes down smooth." "Look." "I don't wanna be in this exhibit." "Thats why I need your help." "So I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you." "Oh, I can't help you to play better then Tiny Iota." "That guy was great." "But I'll teach you, everything I know." "OK, let see what you can do." "One thing she can do is lodge a ball in a death center of your brain." "You better get a batting helmet." "Alright, low and away." "Uh, ouch." "OK, try it again." "But this time, keep your eye off the ball." "You mean keep your eye on the ball." "Hey lady, which one of us is in the hall of fame?" "Pssst, you're holding the bat upside down." "Just ?" "piss?" "the ball." "OK." "Eye off the ball." "... right." "Hurray!" "Yeah, you did it Leela!" "I didn't hit the batter." "For once I was pitching nad not just belly-itching." "Oh, you got that too?" "I think there's a rash going around." "Fenway park Home of the Green Monster" "Welcome to Fenway park, home of the Boston Point-Dexters where the Mets close out of season and will rank among mankind's most awful crimes." "Hey, you open the franchise." "Yes, our biggest seller is Leelas bean pizza." "Six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like a beans." "Beans, ha?" "Hmmm, this is great." "How do you make the crust so fizzy?" "E, e, e." "Ancient signoids secret." "My husband, some hot shot." "Here's his ancient signoids secret." "Live hornets." "We smash them right into dough." "Look, I don't care if there's a horseman ?" "devoured?" "in it." "That's good." "I wanna buy this franchise." "How does a hundred thousand dollar sound?" "Forget it!" "We come to Earth to make a pizza, not the money." "No-o bleh, otherway around." "Alright, offer accepted." "Yeah!" "Yahoo!" "Well fans, Bostons turn last game of the season into the real squeaker, and that's with three "E"." "Two and on and they're down to their last out." "Come on, Skipper!" "It's my last chance to prove I'm not a worst player ever." "Please, put me in." "No!" "We're acctually winning this game." "You only go in as joke when ray runs behind, or when our other pitchers sneak out early to beat the traffic." "Come on!" "Let see some fundamentals out there." "And not clown fundamentals." "Now the bases are loaded." "Isn't there a man on this team who can get one more out." "I can!" "I repeat!" "Isn't there a man on this..." "I've been training with Hank Aaron." "You've been training with THE Hank Aaron?" "I've been training with A Hank Aaron." "Alright then." "Get in there and pith like you've never pitched like you before." "Now pitching for the Mets." "Turanga Leela" "Bean" "?" "We go Leela." "Way right down the pipe!" "Strike them out, Leela!" "Do it for the hundreds of women everywhere." "Your attention." "Now pinch-hitting for the Point-Dexters:" "Jackie Anderson." "Well, you look at that, college blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut against pro-ball's worst female anything." "I've never seen anything this bizzare." "And I've seen Mr. Belvedor naked." "Keep cool." "She is just like any other player." "She puts on her sports bra one arm at a time." "Strike one." "Strike one." "A personal best." "Strike two." "Remember fans, this exciting moment is brought to you by Muntle Franks, the hot-dogs with experience." "Basketball sweat Ballpark sweat" "Sbalding Warranty void if hit" "Hit it here and win the game" "A grand slam blern" "The match loose" "Their season is over and no question," "Leela, the first woman ever to reach the majors, will go down as the single worst player in history of Blernsball." "She's taught the world, that being a bum knows no gender." "And yet, tonight we've wittnessed the beginning of the great career for the first woman to play this sport well" "Jackie Anderson." "Leela?" "Jackie?" "I guess you were right." "I'm a lousy row model." "I'm sorry." "No, don't be." "It turns out that you were the inspiration after all." "I was?" "Aha." "You were so awful that women everywhere set out to proof they don't stink as bad as you." "You know, like a pig or something." "Oh, it's so kind of you." "I guess I made a differnce after all." "You absolutelly did, Leela." "Now please." "Please retire." "Immediatelly." "Hey kid, catch." "Worst player in history" "Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time." "}Yeah, yeah." "}Translation:" "}Speech recognition:" "Lucas13, Anabel Lee, K5" "}Text format and time-sync:" "K5 using SubtitlesK5ky /07-Apr-2003"