"Gamma Film (Italy), Trite (USSR) Stylos (Switzerland)" "Present a Nikita Mikhalkov film" "HITCHHIKING" "Gamma Film (Italy) And Trite (USSR) Production" "Starring:" "V. Gostyukhin N. Ruslanova, M. Venturiello" "Also starring:" "G. Biavati L. Sokolova, L. Udovichenko" "Story and Screenplay by I. Ibragimbekov and N. Mikhalkov" "Cinematography by F. Di Giacomo" "Production Designer V. Aronin" "Costume Designers I. Ghino, R. Scanagatta" "Film Editing by E. Meniconi" "Original Music by E. Artemiev" "Producer L. Vereshchaghin" "Chief Coordinator M. Maronati" "Executive Producer F. Pistorio" "A R. Gavioli and N. Mikhalkov Production" "Directed by N. Mikhalkov" " Sandro, you can go." " All right." "Are you happy?" "My advice to you - put on warm clothes." "It's cold there." " I know." " Have you been to Russia before?" "You don't have to be there to know it's very cold in winter." "Thanks." " Your wife must be worried?" " No." "Why not?" "You'll have to drive all over Europe and she's not worried?" "I got no wife." " No wife?" "Never had one?" " Are you working for the KGB?" "Sandro!" " What?" " Do you have a mother at least?" "I had." "Goodbye!" "Goodbye." " Hi, Sandro!" " Hi!" " The car is ready." " Thanks." "You don't mind the photos?" "I don't like movies, I have no kids, don't go to church." " I can take them off." " Don't bother." " Let me explain..." " Don't." " Have a good trip, then!" " Thanks." " Goodbye!" " Goodbye!" "Just look at him!" "A small fry thinking he's a big fish!" "The world's best driver, my ass!" "Shit!" "Look, that's what you are!" "All right, there's a 350km stretch here." "Write it down to my room." "Number 5." " Five?" " Five." "All right." "I'll have to be up early tomorrow." " Good morning." " Good morning." " Are you all set?" " Yes." " When will I see you?" " What?" "When will I see you again?" "Never." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Shithead!" "What a shithead!" " Good afternoon." " Fill it up." "Good." "A fine car you've got." " Get lost!" " I'm not touching anything." "Get away!" "Why are you bothering the customers?" "Go home!" "I have no patience with you." "With such a full tank you can go as far as Russia." "That's where I'm going." "Here." "Oh, you're all such jokers!" "Here's a stamp for you!" " But seriously, where are you going?" " To Russia." "To Russia?" "Just look at him!" " Just look at that crazy ball!" " He's sick in his head!" "I didn't touch anything, and he began yelling." " What do you expect from customers?" " He thought I wanted to steal a wheel." "May he go to his Russia and never return." "This way or that way, it makes no sense!" " Goodbye!" " I'll be out in a minute." " Shall we check him?" " Let him pass." "It's freezing cold." "Good afternoon." "Your documents, please." "Your passport." "Everything's in order." "No bus." "No bus..." "It must have been cancelled." "Where?" " To the hospital." "Straight ahead." " Straight ahead?" "Straight ahead." "Yes." "Yes?" "May I?" "Thank you." "What?" "Cintura?" "Oh, this." "Where the hell did she go?" "!" "It's warm in here." "Good." "Good." "The car is for pregnant women." "The car." "Your car is for pregnant women." "Good." "France?" "Italy." "The idea she's got!" "This is the wife?" "Wife?" "Your wife?" "Yes, your wife." "Yes?" "She's beautiful." "And this is your son?" "Yes?" "Your son." "And this is your father?" "Papa." "Papa." "Yes, yes, looks like you." "He looks like you." "His nose." "I told her:" "Stay at home!" "Didrt I tell her:" "Stay at home!" "Wait for me!" "No, she must go!" "Where the hell did you go?" "!" "A fool!" "Just a fool!" "May I take a look?" "Grazie." "Grazie!" "Stop!" "Wait!" "Stop, I said!" "You hear me?" "I'm telling you!" "Stop!" "Stop, I say!" "Stop!" "It's my husband." "Stop!" "Where are you going?" "!" "Couldrt you wait for me?" "I could take you there myself, couldn't I?" "Button up, or you'll catch a cold." " I had an important business." " His is important, and mine is not." "This is my husband." "What, Nastya?" "Are you all right?" "Wait." "Hey, let me in!" " Come on, shoot!" " The motorcycle!" " What?" " The motorcycle." "The motorcycle." "Wait, Nastya." "Where can you put it?" "Wait." "Hey, pal, give me a hand!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "You see, they were giving me an award, and she decided it was time to give birth." "Who'd have thought that!" "In here." "No!" "What truck?" "The woman decided to go in labor and you talk about a truck." "Come on!" "Come on!" "What?" "Nastya!" "Don't you see what's going on?" "!" "Grab it!" "Grab it, I say!" "Come on!" "Don't scratch it!" "Do you have a wire?" "Some chauffeur!" "Doesrt even have a wire." "To hell with it, with the award." "Here!" "Hook it!" "Hook it!" "Tie it up!" "I'll do the top." "Pull it!" "Pull harder!" "Harder!" "Done!" "That's it!" "Let's go!" "This way is shorter." "Roll on!" "Nastya, how are you?" " Nastya?" " I'm all right." "Who is he?" "An Italian." " Italian?" " Yes." "How the hell did he get here?" "Careful!" "You're falling!" "Sasha, this car is for pregnant women." "What?" " What?" " Nothing." "We're talking." "Don't pay attention to him." "He's a fool." "A fool." "A complete fool." "Look, Nastya, it's hot here." " Where?" " Where?" "Under my ass." "Sasha, you're not at home." "The heater." "No, I mean the heater!" "It's warm." "Classy car!" "Super!" "What is it twinkling there?" "Please, don't." " What?" " What would he think of us?" "Stop poking your fingers!" "I wonder how much is this shit?" "I guess a helluva lot." " They got absolutely crazy over there!" " Stop it." "Look, that's his wife." "That's their son, and that's his papa." "Papa." "Looks like you." "Papa looks like you." "Yes?" "I'm the Pope's son now!" "Jesus!" " Take a left turn here." " Why left turn?" "Don't argue." "It's better to go through Dubki." " Stop!" " What?" "Go left, come on!" "Didrt I tell you?" "And stop arguing." "Do you feel better now?" "Nastya, and what's that?" "A lamp!" "It's for when it gets dark." "Another one here." "Can we turn it on?" "Come on, turn it on!" "All the lights on!" "Let's make a celebration!" "You like it?" "Good." "It's good!" "It's warm." "The music." "And you sit reading the Pravda." "Communism, my ass!" "Sasha." " We didn't make it." " What?" "We didn't make it to the hospital." "What's up, Nastya?" "!" " Stop." " Nastya, you're in pain?" "Stop the car." " Please, stop the car." " No!" "Drive on!" "Where are you going?" "!" " Water, Sasha!" " What water, Nastya?" "It's only 7 kilometers to the hospital!" "Open the door!" "Open the window!" "Nastya!" "Come back, Nastya!" "Where the hell are you going again?" "!" "Come back!" "Nastya!" "Nastya!" "Nastya!" "You fool!" "Where are you going?" "Your crazy ideas again!" "You fool!" "Nastya!" "Nastya!" "Come back!" "Nastya!" "Wait, Nastya!" "Wait!" "Wait, you fool!" "It's only 7 kilometers to the hospital!" "Think about the child!" "Don't embarrass us before a foreigner." "What are you doing?" "!" " What's the matter?" " Sasha, deliver the child." "Nastya." "She's gone crazy." "Nastya!" "Nastya, you fool!" "Stop it!" "Nastya, dear, what are you doing?" "!" "Nastya, my dear..." "Don't take it off." "We have only 7 kilometers to go." "It's freezing cold!" "What are you doing?" "Don't do it, my dear!" "It's so cold!" "Wait, my dear." "Wait." "The doctor!" "I'll go for a doctor!" "I'll go there and be right back!" "Nastya, I'll go to the hospital and be back!" "Don't do anything, Nastya!" "I'll make them come running here!" "Oh, God!" "The doctor!" "Where are you going?" "!" "Where are you going?" "!" "What are you doing, son of a bitch?" "!" "There's a woman there!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Give me the seat!" "Give me the seat!" "Hey, wait!" "Wait!" "Here, take this." "Rags!" "Bring some rags!" "Oh, God!" "I'm here, Nastya dear." " Hot water, Sasha." " Water?" "I'll heat it." "Catch them!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, my God!" "Give it to me!" "Give me everything!" "Give me everything!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Where are you going?" "Stay here!" "Oh, God!" "Holy mother!" "Oh, my God!" "It's a boy!" "A boy!" "Take him to the warm car!" "Hurry!" "Nastya!" "Nastya!" "Who's the father?" " What?" " Why sit here?" "Everything's all right." "They're sleeping." "Go home!" " What?" "I'm the father!" "I am!" " Everything is all right" " I see." "So what?" " Everything is all right!" "All right!" "They're sleeping!" "They're sleeping!" "Stupid men!" "You are the best driver!" "Not me." "You are the best!" "The best driver!" "Hey, you fool!" "What name will you give your son?" "What's your name?" "I'm Sasha." "Who are you?" "Alexander?" "So he'll be Alexander, too!" "Alexander!" "Do you speak English?" " Do you speak English?" " Yes, I do." "And I'm only learning it." "Learning." "Here." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Yes." "Oh, it's you, Lena." "Yes, we've placed a call to Rome." "So what?" "We're waiting." "No, he's sitting and staring." "He doesn't speak English." "All right, don't occupy the line." "Bye." "Yes!" "Moscow?" "We did!" "Of course!" "It's Rome already?" "Please, go over there!" "Luca!" "Luca!" "It's me, Luca!" "Can you hear me?" "Luca, it's your papa!" "Why don't you say anything?" "No, it's me, your papa!" "Yes!" "You know where I am?" "In Russia." "You know where Russia is?" "It's all over white here." "Listen, you almost don't stammer anymore." "Good boy!" "Listen to me, listen." "I..." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm coming back." "Yes, I'm coming back to you and your mother." "I..." "We'll live together, as before." "No, I'm not crying." "Honest, I'm not." "Come here!" "This is Lenin." "This is Ornella Muti." "And this is your son?" "Your son?"