"Hey, Bobby." "About to shoot a scene." "The movie's going great." "Except I hate my costar, Lockwood, that jerk." "That's a good question." "I think he knows how I feel." "I do." "You know what, I'll call you back later from my trailer." "I cannot believe that you have a trailer that's bigger than mine." "You know what, Lockwood," "I'm sick of your snobby little comments." "Why don't you just come out and say it, huh?" "You think you're better than me." "I think I'm much, much, much better than you." "I've said it to your face every day." "Yeah?" "Well, it got back to me." "I can't believe I have to share a tree with you." "Oh, well, then get your own tree." "What?" "You trying to kick me?" "Don't you try to kick me." "MAN:" "And... action." "I want you to know something." "I love you, Ron." "I think of you like a son." "I'm not going to leave you here to die, Agent Wilson." "If this is the end... it's been an honor working with you." "Cut." "You hack." "I am sick of being stuck next to this imbecile." "How do you get out of this thing?" "Here, let me help you." "JOEY Season 2 Episode 6" " Joey and the ESL" "=THE LAST FANTASY=- Proudly Presents" "=TLF-DivX SUB TEAM=- Eng Sub: snowmoon" "Thank you so much for picking me up." "No problem." "Hey, on the way home, we can stop by my new house and see what it looks like on a Tuesday." "All right, great." "Okay." "I just got to go pick up my books." "I'll be right back." "Don't go anywhere." "No problem." "I'll be right here." "Nice to see you again, Maria." "Hello, Mrs. Lafferty." "Welcome." "What is your name?" "Uh, I'm Joey." "Joey, you have a wonderful accent." "Thank you." "Joey, this is an English as a second language class for beginners." "Are you sure you're in the right place?" "Oh, I'm in the right place." "Let's get started." "I hope that everybody practiced counting to ten over the weekend." "Great." "Let's do it together." "ALL:" "One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten." "11, 12!" "Very good, Boris." "Somebody's going to get a gold star." "Thanks, thanks." "13, 14, 15." "Gina, get in here!" "What's going on?" "You broke the one rule that I have for my employees." "You slept with a client." "That is not true." "Really?" "Does this face look familiar to you?" "No." "How about now?" ""Ooh, Gina, I like it when you do it like that." ""Do you like it when I do it to you like this?" ""Ooh, ooh, I love your big fake boobies and your cheap New York accent."" "Oh, I couldn't help it, Bobbie." "He manipulated me with his acting skills." "He got me drunk, and then the next thing I knew his hands were all over me." "Oh, can it." "All right, fine." "This guy has booked more commercials than any client I represent." "Now he's so distraught, he doesn't want to be a client anymore." "You cost me thousands of dollars." "So now you have to get me a new client." "I don't know how to do that." "Well, you better learn." "You want to be a big agent one day, don't you?" "I do, more than anything." "Gina, you're like a daughter to me." "So I'm going to tell you something that my mother once said to me." "You get me my money back, or I'll bury you, you miserable bitch." "Joey, your English so good." "Can you say more words for me?" "Uh... corduroy." "Oh, give me another." "Harpsichord." "Oh, yes." "Now, this is a big one." "Don't do it, it's too dangerous." "Ibuprofen." "( breathlessly ):" "Get the check!" "What happened to you?" "!" "I had to call Alex for a ride." "Excuse me one second-- come here." "Look, I followed this girl into a class after you left, and it turns out it was an English class for foreigners." "Oh, yeah, CalTech offers that for foreign students." "Some of the smartest people in the world are in that class." "So, wait, you're pursuing a woman who just started learning English?" "I don't care how pretty she is, you just leave your nephew at the... ( gasps )" "Oh, my God, what a body." "Whoo." "I haven't felt this way since gymnastics camp." "I don't care how hot she is, okay?" "I like that she's into me 'cause I'm the smartest guy in the class." "Michael, you're smart, you should totally play this card." "Oh, yeah, being smart really makes women hot." "Hey, ladies!" "Who likes the transitive property?" "!" "That's weird." "Works for me-- hey, Maria!" "You like the transitive property?" "Take me to the car, you sexy bastard." "Wow, so this chair is new?" "Yeah, gives great back massages, but if you turn over on it, it's just a machine that punches you in the crotch, so..." "Joey..." "I need you to help me." "Uh, okay." "Bobbie's mad at me 'cause I lost her a client." "Oh." "Do you know any actors looking for agents?" "Hey, hey, hey, look, Bobbie should represent me." "I've been kicking around in this business for years." "I got the goods, I swear!" "All right, let's see what you can do." "* There... *" "No!" "Excuse me." "( groans )" "What do you want, Lockwood?" "I would appreciate it if you would stop parking so close to me." "I could barely open the door to my car..." "Porsche... because your truck is parked way too close to my space." "Mr. Lockwood, I'm Gina, Joey's sister." "My sympathies." "I was wondering if you were totally happy with your representation." "I work with Bobbie Morganstern." "Bobbie Morganstern?" "Thought she died a month ago." "Yeah, she did, for eight and a half minutes, but she's back and better than ever." "You know, my agents haven't been able to handle matters around this set as I had hoped." "Well, maybe I can be of assistance." "And if I can, maybe you'll conser m." "Sounds fair enough." "I look forward to seeing what you can do." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I'm going to go out and get some lunch." "Lobster." "What are you doing?" "What?" "I got to get Bobbie a new client, and he's a big star." "You don't come to my set and try to drum up business." "It's weird enough my sister's working for my agent, okay?" "We got to keep the business and the personal separate." "Joey, this is the first job I've ever really cared about." "I got to find somebody for Bobbie." "Well, find somebody other than Lockwood." "I'm afraid of who I am and how I feel." "But most of all, I'm afraid of walking out of this room and not feeling the way I feel when I'm with you." "Miss Jennifer Grey, Dirty Dancing." "Yeah, definitely go with Lockwood." ""Bill and Mary" ""go to ssh... skk..." ""School," Renata." "They go to school." "LAFFERTY:" "Okay." "Joey, why don't you pick it up where Renata left off?" "Now, this is a hard part, so take your time." "Oh, boy, yeah, this looks tough." ""The bell rang, and the students all went to the auditorium with their teacher."" "That's right, Boris." "You heard it..." "auditorium!" "I am so lucky to be with the smartest boy in class." "Some words are so tug." "Tug?" "Oh." "Remember I told you the "gh" sometimes sounds like an "f."" "It's tough, like rough or laugh." "Oh, Joey." "Make love to me tonift." "That is good English." "LAFFERTY:" "Okay." "I'd like everybody to take out their homework on the subjunctive tense." "You didn't do it?" "I got it." "LAFFERTY:" "If the present tense of the verb "to be"" "is "I am," then the subjunctive tense is," ""If I..."" "Joey." "If I was." "Oh, I'm sorry, that's not correct." "It's, uh..." "If I were!" "LAFFERTY:" "Very good, Boris." "( singsongy ):" "Joey are stupid." "Joey is stupid, Renata." "Joey, where have you been?" "I'm sorry." "Lockwood's car is taking up both of our spaces." "I had to park all the way on the other side of the lot and take a tour bus back here." "We stopped to watch a scene from The Gilmore Girls." "God, I wish I had a relationship like that with my mom." "I'm so sorry." "We would have never given away your space, but your agent approved it." "What?" "There's no way she would have done that." "I'm gonna call her right now and see." "What's your relationship like with your mom?" "Well, it's complicated." "My mother and I never..." "I thought it would be shorter." "Yeah, well, have her call me." "Thanks, bye." "Gina, did Bobbie give my parking space to Lockwood?" "actually, I did" "What?" "!" "I got to get this guy as a client for Bobbie." "You have crossed the line, Gina" "I love that parking space!" "That's the worst thing you could have done." "Oh." "Hi." "What do you think of my new trailer?" "I don't know-- I haven't seen your new trailer." "Really?" "Really." "u want to think about that for a second?" "I cannot believe you gave Lockwood my trailer." "Well, what else was I supposed to do?" "I am desperate." "You will like this trailer." "Wait, I know this trail..." "This is where they keep the extras!" "Hey, Waiter Number Two." "Hey, Rowdy Sports Fan." "There's no way I'm taking this trailer." "( sniffs ):" "What's that smell?" "Oh, Sweaty Cop?" "!" "That guy's gross." "Wait a second, is this thing slanted?" "No, Joey, you're being dramatic." "Am I?" "!" "Gina, this is unacceptable." "You have no right to give away my stuff." "And of all people, you give it to Lockwood?" "!" "Oh, would you stop being so selfish?" "I am trying to save my job here." "Well, you got to think of a way to do it that doesn't involve-- not now, Sweaty Cop!" "I'm not going to stand for this." "Get me my trailer back." "No." "You owe me." "For what?" "For all the times I saved your life-- when you choked on a Superball... when you French-kissed an electrical socket..." "No, don't this to me." "This is business, okay?" "Now if you got a work problem, you got to deal with it yourself." "Fine." "But the next time you choke on a Superball, don't you come crying to me." "I am a grown man now, okay?" "I think my throat can fit a Superball." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to use the bathroom that I share with eight other dudes." "Not cool, Gina!" "Not cool!" "MAN ( on CD ):" "I was planning on going to the beach today, but then it started to rain." "I was planning on going to the beach today, but then it started to rain." "Dude, I think your accent's getting worse." "Gosh, I've never seen you work so hard for a woman." "No, it's not about the woman." "I'm passed that." "It's about the brainy guys and doing better than them." "People in the class are picking up the language way too fast." "They're gaining on me." "I'm starting to think those rocket scientists are smarter than me." "Oh, Maria, I totally forgot." "I can't go on a picnic today." "I have to study." "Well, why?" "It's just a stupid class." "A stupid class?" "Maria, my studies are very important to me." "Yes, but there is a nice park to go to." "First of all, you don't end a sentence with a preposition." "Okay, that is wrong." "In fact, lately, everything about you is wrong... except for your awesome, awesome body." "And I'm afraid I'm going to have to say good-bye, Maria." "But what about us?" "You know, he said "good-bye."" "Quedate aqui con tu mujerzuela!" "What'd she say?" "She thinks I'm your whore." "God, my face looks wonderful." "What did you put on it?" "Nothing yet." "That's right." "Hello, Mr. Lockwood." "Oh, hello there." "Did you manage to get me out of that commercial?" "No, I'm still working on it." "I'm sorry to hear that." "Anyone who is going to represent me will have to handle that kind of thing." "Oh, but I did get you all the other things you asked for." "Craft services will be getting your blueberry cream cheese, wardrobe will get you those sweaters, and because you don't like to learn people's names," "I've let everyone on the crew know that you will be referring to them all now as "Johnny."" "That's something, I guess." "Talk to you later, Johnny." "Gina." "Joey." "Not that you care, but I'm making progress with Lockwood on my own." "See you later Joey." "Hey, Bobbie." "Listen, I'm calling about Gina." "I thought I'd give you the head's up." "Since she lost that client," "I've been getting a lot of pressure from my partners, and I think I'm going to have to let her go." "What?" "Isn't that a little harsh?" "If I don't make an example of her, my employees will think I've gone soft." "Then they start showing up late or asking for the day off when their family members die." "And what the hell is Rosh Hashanah?" "All right, Lockwood, we need to talk." "All right, I'll try to use small words." "No need." "I'm in an English class." "Look, are you going to sign with Gina or not?" "Well, I asked her to get me out of a job." "She knows if she can make that happen, I'm hers." "Okay, what's the job?" "Commercial for an eastern European soft drink called Splort." "The world's only beet-flavored cola." "Okay, what if I agreed to do the commercial for you, then would you sign with Gina?" "I think I just might." "I'll call the director, see if I can set it up." "Great." "It's nothing too bad, is it?" "( over bullhorn ):" "All right, when I say "action,"" "I need the soda can to run out of the frame." "Action!" "Wait, I just got to ask..." "Release the bees!" "So..." "Lockwood's going to sign with the agency." "Hey, well, congratulations." "You did it." "No, you did it." "I heard what you did with the commercial and the bees and everything." "That must've been awful." "It wasn't great." "Apparently, the bees thought the can looked like a giant flower and... they pollinated me, Gina." "Why'd you do that for me, anyway?" "I mean, what happened to keeping business and personal separate?" "Aw, come on, what am I going to do?" "I couldn't let you get fired." "You've been working so hard and... you know what?" "You're actually really good at this job." "Thanks." "Come on, if I'm so good, let's see if I can get you your trailer back." "Okay." "Hold on, let me just puke one last time." "Can anyone give me an example of a multiple homonym?" "I can." ""They're" meaning "they are,"" ""their" meaning "group possessive,"" "and "there" meaning "in that place."" "Very good, Joey." "Thank you, Ms. Lafferty." "Hey, Joey." "What is it on your nose?" "Is brown, no?" "MS. LAFFERTY:" "I wanted to tell you all how you did on your quizzes." "Once again, Joey wins the prize." "Yes!" "Ha-ha!" "Thank you." "I would like to share another American phrase with all of you." "Uh... "suck it!"" "Well, that's it for today." "But I'll see you guys at Juan's house later tonight." "Yay, Juan." "Whoo-hoo!" "Is, uh, is, uh, something going on at Juan's house?" "Uh..." "I don't know." "Hey, Juan, are you having a party tonight?" "Yes." "Juan's having citizenship party tonight." "But, unfortunately, we have no room for pet of teacher." "Have fun studying, Joey." "Hey, guys!" "Wait, can't I come to the party?" "I don't think you... can." "Are you drinking Splort?" "Hey, Sonja." "You didn't get invited to the party either?" "Hey, uh..." "You want to, you and me, go grab a cup of coffee?" "No, thank you." "That would be..." "how you say... social suicide." "Where is he?" "I don't know" "He and Bobbie are supposed to sign a contract oh, hey, look, he signed it's official" "I am off the hook!" "Oh, eh..." "Apparently those contracts are no longer...valid what?" "why not?" "yeah, we're not gonna be able to sign him as a client well... i have to go i¡®m needed on a set Johnny, Johnny..." "Johnny"