"¶ camp lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ cape lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ cape lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ cape lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶" "Ahh!" " Waa-ww-woaahhh!" "Dear mom." "Met a cool girl at camp the other day." "But there's something fishy about her." "Everyone to their positions!" "It's time to run..." "The play." "¶" "Here it comes!" "He shoots-ah!" "Ant boom goes ze dynamite." "Ze outside game is over." "Time for inside game I call" "Vashing the dishes." "The dishes?" "No fair." "That's the worst game ever." "Remember, this is not ze fun toy!" "Zo, have fuuuun." "But not vis dis sink hose!" "Rosebud's right." "This isn't a fun toy!" "It's a super fantastic fun toy!" "Don't even think about it mcgee." "Think about what - this?" "Or this, or maybe a little bit of this?" "Hah!" " Ohhh!" "(groans)" "Incoming!" "Ah!" "Look at me, I'm santa clause." "Hahaha!" "You can run, but you can't hide!" "Who's hiding?" "My turn!" "Haha!" "Whoa!" "Ugh!" "¶" "Hey!" "Get ready for the rinse cycle!" "Squirt wins." "Is it just me or is that trunk acting kind of weird?" "(creaks)" "Should we open it?" "What's that gretchen?" "What's in it?" "Just looks like an old junk." "Huh?" "Whoa!" "(gasp) water!" "I need water." " (gasp)" " it's a mermaid!" "What is a mermaid doing in a trunk?" "Who cares!" "It's a mermaid." "Enough!" "I mean..." "A light mist is fine...." "My name's esmerelda the.." "Uhm.." "Really nice mermaid." "Why are you in a trunk?" "Well..." "Rosebud and I are old friends and I'm..." "Here to surprise her." "Were you hibernating?" "Suurre..." "Could you perchance," "Take me to a lake?" " Yes we can!" "Hey guys, check this out." "(evil voice) unhand that at once!" "I apologize." "That's, ah, the gift I got for rosebud." "I just want to make sure it doesn't get lost." "We can totally, for sure, take you to see rosebud." "(evil voice) no!" "I need time to prepare her surprise." "I would hate to ruin it." "And no one else can see me either or they might tell her." "Oookaaaaay - secret trip to the lake it is then." "All clear!" "What's it like being a mermaid?" "Great." " Are there mermen?" "No." " Can I be a merman..." "No." "When we get to the lake do you want to play basketball?" "Sure." "How do you go to the bathroom?" "Woaah!" " Whoa, oof!" "Uh, sorry." "Mermaid tails are surprisingly slippery." "Hang on." "I have an idea." "(grunts)" "Has anyone seen my underwear?" "Hurry up before he sees us." "Water!" "I need water, you little..." "Darlings." "Wait here." "I'll be right back." "¶" "Ahhh!" "It's not long enough." "¶" "Thanks, billy." "Hmm - something wrong with the water pressure." "Have you seen my underwear?" "Water." " Ta da!" "Have no fear, squirt is here!" "Give it to me you fool!" "¶" "okay, okay." "(evil voice) enough with the hose!" "¶" "Uh, uh, I mean thank you for the refreshing spritz." "Wait!" "I forgot something." "Say seaweed!" "¶" "(car horn)" "¶" "Well that's not something you see every day." "I know." "Slimey usually takes the bus." "Thanks for setting me free, fools." "Mwuahhahahahahahahahahah!" "We're still on for basketball, right?" "¶" "She's on your team." "(evil laugh)" "But, I thought you were here to surprise rosebud." "Fools." "Soon this entire camp and everyone in it" "Will be mine - including rosebud." "Too bad you can't leave the water, flippy flippy" "Feet fishy flipper," "Okay so that's not my best burn" "But you get the point." "But, I don't have to." "Rise, rise, rise!" "¶" "Once the camp is flooded," "There will be nowhere for you to hide." "I'd recognize that tail thwap anywhere." "We've got mermaid trouble!" "But how did she get out of the trunk?" "¶" "Ah, figures..." "Esmeralda!" "I schtopped your reign of terror onze and" "I vill do it again." "You won't schtop me this time!" "This time I will rule the world!" "Ahhhhh!" "Go!" "To the..." "Trun...!" "What's a trun?" " 'k'!" "Ohhhhhh, trunk!" "Quickly!" " Silence!" "Huh?" "(evil laugh)" "Squirt, you go to rosebud's locker and" "Get whatever diving gear you can find." "We're going to the trun-k!" "What's going on?" "Where's rosebud?" "Evil mermaid." "Rosebud's an eel." "Flood." "Take over the world." "Looks like we've got bigger problems" "Than your lost underwear." "You guys stop the water and save the camp." "We're going to fight the mermaid and rescue rosebud." "Ya!" "How much of that did you get?" "Not much." " Then let's do it!" "Book of evil creatures..." "Let's see, marshmallow men, maniacal clown," "Maids comma disgruntled..." "A-ha!" "Mermaids." " What's it say?" "What's it say?" "Some breathing room please!" "Thank you!" "To defeat an evil mermaid you must catch her" "And dry her out?" "How are we going to do that when she's" "Flooding the whole camp?" "Hey guys, look what I found!" "Rosebud..." "We're coming to save you!" "We'd better hurry!" "¶" "I think its working!" "I think you're right!" "(growls) - so cute!" "Wait, did mcgee say there was a mermaid?" "Evil mermaid!" "Well, you won't get away with this." "Oh, don't be so crabby." "Ahhh!" "I wonder, could I have something" "A little less, uh, pinchy." "Aaahhh!" "Soooo cute." "Now, I have some pesky children to deal with." "What shall I turn them into?" "(evil laugh)" "¶" "Even if we find her, how are we going to get her" "Out of the water?" "We just need to figure out a way to get her in the air....." "I got it." "Remember the balloons from sawyers happy being dead" "For another year day?" " Yes!" "Good party!" " I liked that cake." "Let's get the air tank and the biggest balloon we can find." "I have a plan that might just be crazy enough to work." "(blows a raspberry)" "¶" "Looks like I've got you in a dead end." "Well, I guess we'll just have to see about that..." "Now!" "(effort grunts)" "Ah!" "(growls)" "Hate to pop your balloon, kiddies." "Ha!" "Woo!" "Oh!" "¶" "Well that went well." "No problem." "I have another plan that's even crazier." "We'll use this rope to lasso her around the tail" "And then once we have her tied up we..." "Figure it out from there." "Sounds good to me." "¶" "Come out, come out wherever you are." "Now!" "(effort grunts)" "You have lassoed your last mermaid!" "Ahhhh!" "¶" "(growls)" "Ahhhh!" "Ahhhh!" "¶" "We have to get the necklace!" "Meet me at the flag pole." "What about you?" "I'm going to go see if esmerelda wants to join us" "For a game of basketball." "Come on squirt." "Leave them alone, you big stinky fish." "I am not a fish!" "So you're just stinky then?" "(laughs) - (growls)" "Woahh!" "¶" "Up here fish breath!" "Catch me if you can!" "Are you chicken of the sea?" "Bawk bawk!" "(growls)" "¶" "Spin it to win it!" "¶" "Ahhhh!" "(groans)" "Release me at once." " No." "You turned my friends into sea creatures." "(gasp)" "¶" "Aha!" "(cheering)" "Done and done." "Consider this mermaid, officially waterproofed!" "Perfect." " (gasps)" "Looks like zomebody needs to finish the dishes" "Oh!" "But first iz basketball." "Hey sawyer, catch!" "(crash)" "Nice shot." "Look what I found!" "Ahhhh!" "Dear mom." "Today I got to meet my all time hero..." "Too bad he's trying to blast me into the stratosphere!" "(panting)" "¶" "Captain's blog, space date 36-9." "We have crossed into enemy territory..." "Permission to remove fake ears, they're really itchy!" "Squirt, we're playing space scream." "It's gotta be authentic." "I'm captain" "Sterling starling and you're..." "Lt. Cabbage boy, half-plant, half human first -oof!" "Ahh!" "Avenge me, captain mcgee!" "Starling..." "And I'm zombie stomping princess!" "Hiiyahhh!" "Ha!" "Gretch!" "You're supposed to be mutant mida from" "Space scream season 4!" "I'd rather be zombie stomping princess." "It's a way better show." "Wash your mouth out with proton 90." "Space scream is the greatest show in the known universe!" "Whaddaya mean lost?" "Excuses are for losers..." "It's stankinator from planet butt." "Set blasters on buttkick!" "Space attack!" "Buttsquat out!" "I don't need to play space scream, mcwannabe." "I was on the show!" "(gasps) no waaay..." "So cool!" "Bring on the space pain!" "How is that catchphrase cooler than-- zomp stomp!" "Space pain.." "Oh, but there's more!" "Bring it in!" "(helicopter sounds)" "The actual space-peedo from season 3" "Episode 13, steve of destruction!" "Space-peedo's from season 4 episode 20:" "When purrs the space kitty." "Yeah well I have it, you don't!" "Know what else you don't have?" "Your own, private sci-fi convention." "Behold, buttcon!" "... Where the actual, real-life, capt." "Starling" "Is gonna appear in the actual," "Real life space flesh!" "¶" "Sterling starling:" "Hero of the rift rebellion," "Galactiguardian supreme, is coming..." "Here?" " Sweet cheek paradise!" "(sighs)" "Tell you what, mcfanboy." "If you wanna see your hero, the line starts here!" "¶" "I'm first!" "Thanks, buttsquat!" "You're soooo welcome..." "To leave." "Whoa!" " Waaaahhhhh!" "(thud)" "Buttsquat better not see you guys." "You're totally banned!" "That's odd, I don't remember posing for a" "Photo with a big x on my face." "Not bad." "We should autograph those." "Sis!" "You have to help us sneak in!" "Aww sorry, baby bruv." "Buttsquat's gonna get me a part on that dopey space show." "He's practically best friends with the star..." "Captain whatsisface." "Wait!" "Uh..." "Ya know, suz, nothing says superstar like..." "A space entourage!" "No way!" "¶" "What are you supposed to be again?" "Space bugglies!" "Suzi!" "What is this?" "The audition of my life!" "Your dorky space show is about to get" "A gorgeous new character." "Hmmmmmmm." "¶" "Bo-beep!" "Yeah?" "Well keep your lamoid martians" "Away from my star!" "Bugglies!" " Cool your engines, captain." "Remember the mission." "¶" "(gasps)" "The cave set from bargainers of bangor!" "Vats of zarganthian death goop from the tv movie," "A healthy, balanced diet of doom!" "(gasps) and most awesome of all... (screams) oh, no!" "That's it!" "You're on your own." "...Captain sterling starling's chair!" "...Captain sterling starling!" "¶" "You know that's plywood, right?" "Woahh!" "Sweet bracelet hahaha!" "The armpollo 19 isn't jewelry." "Capt. Starling uses it to deliver lunar justice." "Look buttsquat's on every poster." "¶" "I knew he was faking!" "(whistling) - hey butt..." "Urk!" "Eyes on the prize, mcgee." "You still wanna meet your hero, right?" "Then try not to get us kicked out 'til you do." "(honking) - (gasps)" "It's him!" " (coughing)" "He even coughs heroically." "¶" "Where's the snack table?" "Zombie stomping princess has way cooler catch phrases." "Are you capt." "Starling's dad?" "Ahem..." "I'm capt." "Starling." "Accept no substitutes, fanboy." "Here, have my garbage." "Oh, mmm, famous garbage is delicious." "Capagraph?" "I mean, an autostar-guh!" "Premium ticket holders only, kid." "Mcgeek!" "I knew your bug face looked familiar!" "Remember me, cap?" "I played the third rock dwarf from the left in season 3." "I'll remember whatever you want" "As long as you're paying, kid." "Any doofus knows rock dwarves are only in the" "Space scream video game!" "You're gonna wish this was a video game!" "Cabbage boy attack!" "¶ yabadada-dum." "Dadum!" "Ah!" "¶" "¶ dada-baba!" "I can't look!" "Zombie stomping princess has way better fight scenes." "Happens at every convention." "Outta the way!" "Captain, meet your new co-star..." "Me!" "(crash)" "Wuah!" "Ah!" "What have you done?" " He did it!" "You killed my career!" "All systems go, captain?" "Capt. Sterling starling calling space scream command." "Why is he talking to his wallet?" "This can't be good." "Or could it?" "I awoke on the bridge to find my crew" "Vanished cabbage boy!" "Praise pluto you're here, leaf ears!" "And us." "Hi!" " Beep boop!" "Uh..." "Beware captain!" "These stinky bugglies and their evil spycan robot" "Captured the ship..." "And the space empress!" "gasp!" "not on my space watch!" "Your arm polo captain." "Surrender the empress, bugglies!" "Ooooh..." "Maybe!" "We bugglies never surrender!" "Mcgee, he sounds serious.." " It's only a toy!" "Actually my dad had some scientists" "Make a real one." "Now, to bring on the space pain." "Ahhhhh!" "(bang, boom)!" "Captain!" "Get in your robot sentry!" "¶" "Eat space beam bugglies!" "Woahhh!" " Ahhhhh!" "¶" "This is just like the time a pulsar parasite" "Took over the captain's brain." "Only for real." "Have you memorized every move captain starling's" "Ever made?" " Yup!" "(bang)!" " Run!" "Where's my stunt double?" "(bang)!" "Hey, that was my real hair!" "(bang)!" " Ahhhhhhhh!" "We're trapped!" "Since when does a scream fleet officer destroy" "Aliens instead of befriending them?" "Buggly's got a point there, cabbage boy." "This whole situation feels almost..." "Unreal." "Uhhhhh," "Sensors indicate these are mutant bugglies" "Out to infest the universe!" "(gasps)" "Exterminate!" "¶" "Am I in this shot?" " (bang)!" "Ahhh!" "Don't trust him, cap!" "He's from the evil twin universe!" "His ears aren't even cabbage." "They're lettuce!" "Ahhhhhhh!" "¶" "There's only one possible explanation." "This is all fake!" "(sighs)" "I'm actually on mesmeron, planet of illusions" "And you're all mutants!" "(bang)!" " Ahhhhhhhhh!" "What a spacedicament!" "To save the universe," "I must destroy the planet!" "I'll fire the space-peedo." "Yeah, do it!" "It's aimed at camp lakebott..." "Er, planet buggly!" "It was good space screaming with you," "Captain mcgee." "Relax, guys." "There's no way the space-peedo actually works." "Actually my dad had some scientists make a real one." "Here we go... (laughing)" "Stay back evil twin cabbage boy!" "Wait!" "Noooo!" "One minute to ignition." "Buttcon's grand finale..." "Blowing lakebottom to space dust!" "Sah-weet!" "Not on my space watch!" "¶" "I'm ready for my close up!" "Hey!" "This costume's a rental!" "Ugh!" "Wadrobe..." "Ah!" "Wait, captain!" "The real capt." "Starling would never destroy a species!" "And I'm not even a buggly!" "See?" "You're right." " It's a trick!" "He's using a cloaking device!" "Cloaking devices are for ships." "Yeah, everyone knows holowrap is for disguises!" "And sandwiches, I'm assuming." "Remember, galactiguardian primo order numero uno!" "To explore and protect all species," "Even the gross ones." "you're right, buggly!" "Ten seconds to launch." "Come on, captain!" "We've got a planet to save!" "Three..." "Two... (effort grunts)" "Yay!" "Waaaaaugh!" "(bang)!" "We just lived the greatest space scream episode ever." "Think I'll call it" "Buttkickers of planet awesomebottom." "Space scream's not so bad..." "Though it could have used 100% more" "Zombie stomping princesses..." " Whatever..." "It was an honour space screaming with you, sir!" "Of course it was bugglies." "I'm awesome." "Keep bringing the space pain." "Hey, wait!" "What about my part?" "You'll be hearing from my agent!" "(laughing)" "Best buttcon..." "Ever."