"Here, Beethoven." "Here, boy." "Here's a special treat." "Here, Beethoven." "This is from all of us." "Beethoven." "I want you to have this." "Mom, we're out of toilet paper!" "Here." "Come on, kids." "You're going to be late." "The bank has got to see that what we're doing is important." "That air fresheners do more than just freshen air." "l'm sure that the bank is aware of it." "l'm sure they are." "If the bank manager has any imagination, he'll understand." "Ryce, breakfast!" "Go ahead." "Tell me how you'll start." "I'm going to say, "Mr. Bickert..." ""..." "I woke up one morning a while ago and I realized something."" "Didn't I have sausage?" "You ate it, honey." "Honey, don't say "challenge." lt's a scary word to a bank." "Opportunity." "Good." "Much better." "There's a bigger opportunity out there" "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, honey." "Good morning, Dad." "'Morning." "Not just" "Not just to connect people's air fresh" "Not now, boy." "We're late." "Listen to this." "Ryce, come on!" "Hi, thanks for picking me up." "No." "What am I going to wear?" "Hi." "Thanks for picking me up." "What do you think?" "Mom, life is amazing. I'm getting a ride with Michelle and Taylor Devereaux." "Who's Taylor Devereaux?" "A boy." "A boy." "Not a challenge, it's an opportunity." "Not just to connect air fresheners to a person's car or truck..." "...but to connect them to a person's life." "Hey, Mr. Newton!" "You call the pitch." "An opportunity to connect them to a person's car or truck." "No!" "Alice, the news kid threw the paper, knocked coffee all over me." "That's terrible." "Now I have to change my clothes." "Hi." "Hi." "Michelle said you could use a ride." "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "l'm Taylor Devereaux." "And I'm Ryce's mom." "And that's my dad." "Hi, there." "I'll get Ryce to school and back safely." "I'm not worried." "You're very handsome, so she can be a little late." "Thanks, Mom. 'Bye, Dad." "Seat belts." "What?" "That's the best-looking kid I've ever seen in my life." "Honey, he's just giving her a ride." "Why does she need a ride to school?" "It's a two-minute walk." "Hi, Michelle." "You used to give me a ride, remember?" "On a bicycle." "Still, honey, you were very" "No, you were quite a" "No." "Mommy, are we late yet?" "God, I have to get going!" "Good luck, Dad." "Thanks." "Okay. lt's okay." "Take it easy." "George, honey, your socks!" "I'm late!" "It's okay." "Just don't cross your legs." "That's easy." "Beautiful." "So, you got strawberry?" "Has it got real hunks of strawberry?" "Good, I'll have a single cone, please." "What are you going to have, Missy?" "Okay, make that two strawberries." "You know this guy?" "Hello?" "Missy?" "I think she's got a date." "Better make that three strawberries." "Okay, this one's on me." "But next time, you're buying." "Here you go." "There you go." "How's that?" "Kiss the dog good-bye, Brillo." "Visiting hours are over." "Regina." "What do you want to take Missy for?" "You hate dogs." "You hate all living things." "This is not about animals." "It's about alimony." "Since I got the court order, the dog stays with me until we negotiate our divorce." "Did my lawyer tell you what I want?" "Yeah, $50,000." "That's right." "If I had $50,000, things would be different, but I don't." "Then get it." "Which dog, baby?" "That one." "The one with the bow." "That's a big dog." "Look, just put her in the back." "Don't do this, Regina." "Brillo, shut up and pay up!" "Come here." "Come on!" "Stupid bow." "You want your dog back?" "Call my lawyer." "Let's go, Missy." "Move it, stupid." "When we hide that mutt where he can't see her the dumb slob is going to fall apart at the seams." "That's when he pays the big bucks." "I know the type." "Emotionally vulnerable." "He's a real marshmallow." "Floyd?" "Do me a favor, okay?" "Yes, dear." "People in California generally swallow before they start talking." "I know how to eat in California, okay?" "And then we have in every gym bag in every locker room, in every health club in America: sports fresheners." "Here, smell this." "That smells terrible." "Old underwear, unwashed jockstrap, cheese sandwich" "That's disgusting." "We have a solution!" "Throw in a Newt" "Throw in a Newton!" "Now smell it." "I'll take your word for it." "It takes a second to settle." "We think we have a winner here." "We just need $45,000 to retool and get some new machinery." "And $20,000 for a TV commercial." "That's the key to the whole-- l can't authorize another loan to your company." "But I can restructure your debt and extend a secured demand loan to the two of you as individuals." "What does that mean?" "Your product flops, you lose your home." "We'll take Alex." "Jeff." "James." "David." "Tim." "J.J." "We'll get Darrell." "We get Brian." "We'll take Alex." "We'll take Jeff." "And you can have Shorty." "No way. lt's your pick." "You take Shorty." "Well, we'll take Heather." "Heather, you want to play?" "Yeah." "Can I use this?" "Come on, let's go." "I've been thinking." "Have you been thinking?" "Yes." "What have you been thinking?" "I'm thinking, "What are you thinking?"" "Well" "You know what I'm thinking?" "If things keep going the way they are, we'll end up selling the house anyway." "Well" "Selling the house isn't exactly the same thing as losing the house." "That's a thought." "That's what I've been thinking." "Hon, it's tossed. lt's done." "Well, thanks for the ride." "I saw you up in the mountains last summer." "You have a cottage up there?" "No, we just rent one for a week." "The reason I remember is because when I saw you, I had this thought." "Well, what thought?" "I thought, "l wonder if she's ever been kissed?"" "l'll see you tomorrow." "Okay." "lf that's what you think." "l'll call the bank." "Good." "You sure?" "Hi, honey." "It's 7:30." "I think Beethoven's got a girlfriend." "What makes you think that?" "He keeps sneaking out of the house." "Come on!" "Any sign of her?" "No. I looked in the alley, under the bridge." "Even in the new sewer pipes." "I don't know where she went." "What did you come back for?" "l need a shower." "What you need is a brain transplant." "Now, Floyd, go back and find the dog." "Without that dog, my divorce is worth peanuts!" "We'll find the dog. I'll put up notices." "Somebody's bound to see her." "Somebody's bound to bring her back?" "What year are you living in?" "No one brings back a missing dog." "People don't do things for each other anymore." "Maybe the dog will come back on its own!" "Dogs are very loyal." "No, Floyd!" "Dogs are stupid." "Do you have to stand that way?" "Didn't my trainer teach you how to stand?" "How can we have a relationship if you can't stand right?" "I'm going to kill that stupid dog." "That's her." "That's the dog." "Dogs don't knock, Floyd." "Who are you?" "Gus, the janitor. I found your dog." "She's down in the storage room." "l think she's been sleeping there." "She has?" "Thank God." "Take the luggage, put it in the car, bring it out front." "We're leaving." "Puppies!" "Little Beethovens." "Did you and your girlfriend have babies?" "They're cute." "Okay, Gus, where's the dog?" "I don't know. I left her right here." "Here, doggie." "Here, doggie." "I don't know how someone like you manages to hold onto a job." "Missy!" "Where are you, Missy?" "Must be somewhere near here." "Missy." "Doggie." "Come here, Missy." "Better come see this." "What is this?" "Aren't you one big pain in the butt?" "What should I do with these puppies?" "l don't know." "Get rid of them." "Animal shelters charge money to turn dogs in." "So?" "Drown them." "What do I care?" "Let's go, Missy!" "Come on." "You're nothing but trouble." "Come on!" "The fewer dogs in the world, the better." "I can't believe you got pregnant." "Let's go." "Come on." "We have to do something." "Here, take one." "Come on." "Let's go, Missy." "Oh, God, this dog." "The puppies sure look like purebreds." "So?" "Puppies like that are worth big money." "You could sell them at a pet shop and make a bundle." "You think so?" "Yeah." "I never thought of that." "There's a red Mercedes up front." "Tell my boyfriend to put her in the back." "I'll take care of you later." "Go, Missy." "Watch where you're going!" "Hello." "Would you like to buy some candy bars." "They're to raise money for our school." "Oh, really?" "How much are they?" "Eleven dollars each." "Eleven dollars?" "Are you crazy?" "Get out of here, or I'll call security!" "You don't live here!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Little puppies?" "Come to Regina." "Puppy." "Puppies?" "Puppy?" "Those little brats." "We could have made a fortune on those puppies." "Relax, honey." "The big money is in the backseat." "No one steals from me, ever." "Believe me, Floyd." "I'll get those puppies back if it kills me." "Come on." "Yes, dear." "Hurry up!" "Dad is on the lawn." "He won't want puppies." "He didn't even want Beethoven." "Right." "Distract him while I sneak around back." "Ask him one of those questions where he ends up lecturing." "Okay." "Go." "Hi, peanut." "Daddy, where do babies come from?" "Babies?" "Babies, where do they come from?" "Well" "Every mommy has a teeny-weeny, little egg inside her body." "An egg?" "Like an Easter egg?" "An Easter...." "No, not like an Easter egg." "Smaller than an Easter egg." "Like a robin's egg?" "Really, smaller than" "More like a-- More like a goldfish egg except" "Let's see here." "It swims up a river." "A river?" "A river that every mommy has inside of her so a teeny-weeny little egg just swims up the river." "Now, guys, little squeaks are okay." "Just don't bark until I figure out what we're going to do with you." "There are thousands and thousands...." "Millions!" "Millions of tadpoles just swimming around the teeny little egg in the itty-bitty river." "How do the tadpoles get in the river?" "They're in there." "They're just in there." "And the strongest tadpole of all the one that...." "The most determined tadpole." "The tadpole that would win the gold medal in the Olympics." "You really don't know much about this, do you, Dad?" "Ryce, come here." "What is it?" "You have to come downstairs." "I'm studying. I have a final on Friday." "Why are we whispering?" "Puppies!" "Oh, my gosh." "Where did you get them?" "They're Beethoven's." "The lady who owned their mother was going to drown them." "My God." "They're all so cute!" "Mom and Dad don't know yet." "We'll wait until Dad's in a good mood." "It'll have to be a really good mood." "Hey, Mr. Newton!" "All right, Jordan." "Right down the pike." "Sorry." "Alice!" "Maybe fresh milk will help." "Did you get the vet?" "l'm on hold." "Come on, puppy." "Please take a sip." "It's no use." "Doctor?" "They're very young, their mother's gone and they won't drink milk from a bowl." "Milk replacement powder?" "With an eye dropper?" "Yes." "Six to eight times a day?" "Our customers think of themselves as hypersensitive people." "They think of themselves as at the mercy of these irritating odors." "I want to give them something to fight back." "When they say, "Throw in a Newton!" I want people to think of throwing a grenade, a missile, an atomic bomb" "Honey, slow down." "I think you're working too hard." "You think so?" "Yeah. I know so." "I'm glad Fourth of July is coming." "We'll go someplace have time together." "Alice, we can't go someplace." "We don't have any money." "I'm not talking about a big deal, but a small thing." "Alice, please." "George, just take a minute now." "Do something else." "Relax." "Go spend time with the kids." "All right?" "The kids?" "Tuesdays, Thursdays and Friday are troublesome." "What about the other days?" "Monday and Wednesday I have a free period in the morning." "Em and I will feed them lunch while Mom's at the office." "Okay." "Can you get home during recess?" "Morning recess is too short." "Afternoons we can." "lf we run." "Kids!" "Shoot." "Here, take this." "Go on." "Kids?" "Hi, kids." "Hi, Dad." "Did we forget to do something?" "No." "Would you like us to do something?" "No." "You're playing Monopoly." "Can I be the battleship?" "Or can I be the banker?" "Well, Emily is the banker." "It helps improve my math skills." "It does?" "And I'm the property man." "We're almost through." "Yeah." "Okay." "Next time you play, call me, okay?" "Okay." "Sure." "Okay?" "'Bye, kids." "'Bye." "'Bye." "I told you not to bring them up here." "That was close." "Now who wants Tuesdays and Thursdays?" ""Dear Miss Anderson, excuse Ryce from classes..." ""...on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday." ""She has to go to the doctor's to get allergy shots." ""Yours truly, George M. Newton."" "Forget her." "He likes you." "He told me." "God, you could see her bra right through her shirt." "Like totally accidental, I'm sure." "Come on." "Honey?" "What do you think of spearmint for racquetball players?" "Or should it be peppermint?" "What do you think about spearmint for soccer players?" "Are there enough soccer players to justify their own scent?" "They're eating." "They're eating by themselves." "lt's early for bed for you tonight." "Okay." "Hello?" "Mrs." "Newton?" "Linda Anderson, Ryce's teacher." "Yes." "I'm calling to see if she's all right." "Why, did something happen?" "No." "It's just that with eight weeks of school left and her missing classes to get her allergy shots, she might have a problem catching up." "Allergy shots?" "Come on in." "I just got off the phone with Miss Anderson." "You want to tell me what's going on, Ryce?" "I can't." "You can't?" "Honey, yes, you can." "We've always been very honest with each other, haven't we?" "Are you skipping school to spend time with boys?" "If you are, there was" "No, Mom." "No." "I'm not using drugs and I'm not pregnant." "What's going on?" "Ted, Emily and I have been hiding four puppies in the basement." "Honey, I'm home!" "Don't tell your dad." "I show him the hockey player." "He flips for the mahogany vanilla." "He loved it." "He wants to smell the rest of the line right away." "The buzz is really starting." "There's a buzz, you hear that, kids?" "Now, on another front, this is a big one." "Due to a special request from your mother I have found the perfect vacation spot for a family with a limited cash flow." "Wait, we can't afford it right now." "This we can afford." "Our Velcro supplier, Fred Serbiak, has offered his cottage in the mountains." "It's empty this Fourth of July and since you have told me that there'll be no business this Fourth of July, I said yes." "So, this Fourth of July we are going to spend four fun-filled days at Fred Serbiak's mountain getaway absolutely free!" "Oh, my God." "This is going to be great." "Fred was concerned that we had a dog, but I said he wouldn't be any trouble." "Right, you little Chihuahua, you?" "Bless you. I mean no business, no phones, no nothing." "l'm going to run the dishwasher." "Good idea." "Isn't it customary to do that after we have dinner?" "Yeah." "I don't know about you guys, but I really need a break." "Just a few days to get away." "Are those sounds coming from outside or in the basement?" "Outside." "I think I'm hearing something from the basement." "Oh, no!" "Roll, anyone?" "No, no, no, no!" "Look, this is not one dog." "This is five dogs." "I know they're cute now." "But soon they're going to be monster dogs." "They'll destroy our house they'll ruin the Serbiak cottage, and they'll drive me out of my mind." "Hygienically, emotionally, financially, we cannot afford these dogs." "Do you think I'm crazy?" "Don't give me those looks." "The answer is no!" "They would be a lot of trouble." "Trouble?" "Four puppies?" "Five Saint Bernards?" "It's beyond trouble." "Was I a lot of trouble when I was a baby?" "No." "What about when there were three of us?" "Yes." "Would you rather have had less trouble and stopped after me?" "You're our children." "These are dogs." "These are our children." "I don't want to be responsible for five dogs." "You don't have to be responsible." "We've been responsible." "We've gone through hell for these dogs." "If being responsible means we have to lose them, then I hate responsibility." "Dad, we kept them alive just like you and Mom kept us alive." "And you're not going to take them away from us." "If we keep them now, when they're bigger we can find them new homes." "But this should be a situation the whole family can live with." "Look!" "Yeah!" "Thank you so much, Dad." "No!" "Don't bring them over to me." "This is a mistake!" "Since the puppies are part of the family, we should give them names." "This one's a girl, so let's call her Morgan." "No, she looks more like a Dolly." "What does a Dolly look like?" "Like her." "Okay." "Then I get to name this one." "Since his dad's name is Beethoven, then his name should be "Tchaikovsky."" "I like it, but it sounds kind of goofy." "What should we name him?" "He looks like a "Chubby."" "Definitely a "Chubby."" "You're cool." "You're the coolest one in the whole family." "I'm going to name you "Mo."" ""Mo," like in Mozart?" "No, "Mo" like in "Mohawk." Look at his hair." "Mo." "Cool." "Hey, Mo, what do you know?" "Stay in there." "No!" "No, no!" "Puppy!" "Was it a fish filet?" "It was burgers, right?" "I need a large fry and" "May I have your order, please?" "And would you like fries with your cheeseburger?" "Thank you." "Look, it has a dock!" "And a motorboat!" "Dad, look at this." "Watch." "This is beautiful." "Fred has some place." "I hadn't realized there was that kind of money in Velcro." "This was a great idea." "Hi." "There's hot chocolate if you want some." "Thanks." "Trouble sleeping?" "Yeah." "New bed." "What's that?" "The Serbiaks' family album." "Yeah?" "Here you go." "That's Mr. Serbiak, right?" "Right." "Who's that guy with the mustache next to him?" "That's Mrs. Serbiak." "They must have been dating at this time." "How come you and Mom don't have any pictures from when you were this age?" "Well, after high school, she went off to college and we really didn't see each other that much for about four years." "So how did you keep it together?" "Letters." "Letters?" "That's it?" "I wrote two or three letters a day." "I write a very nice letter." "Must have been hard." "I mean, being away from someone you love." "Being away from someone you love is one of the hardest things in the world." "I mean, there were times that I wondered if I'd even see her again." "You can have the dog just as soon as I get my check." "Yes." "Look, you have my word." "Yes." "Okay, bye-bye." "He took out a loan." "He sold some bonds." "I knew he couldn't live without that dog." "Good." "If I have to see any more of these birds and trees and all this nature crap, I'll puke." "What's the matter with her?" "I don't know." "Maybe she's hungry." "Hungry?" "Just-- l just fed her yesterday, for crying out loud." "She have to eat every day?" "Don't start with the "l wants." We're getting basic groceries, no silly stuff." "Because we're not millionaires, right?" "Right." "Are we "thousandaires"?" "Not exactly." "Maybe by Christmas?" "Maybe." "Hope nobody thinks Beethoven is on sale for 50 cents." "Very funny, Mom." "Oh, come on now." "I don't criticize your jokes, do I?" "Can you believe they don't even sell Evian water in there?" "And they look at me like I'm a weirdo." "You try talking to them, and it's like nothing's going through." "Come on." "Yes, dear." "You're new here, right?" "Yeah." "What's your name?" "Ryce." "Ryce?" "Like the food?" "Yeah." "I'm Seth. lt's not a food group or anything, but it works." "You know, "Seth, get up." "Seth, fix the boat." "Seth, you're grounded."" "It's fairly basic." "Are you going to be here a while?" "Actually I was looking for the Devereauxs." "You know, Taylor Devereaux?" "Do you know where he lives?" "Yeah." "My dad and I sell them firewood." "He lives over on the west shore." "Could you take me there?" "Sure." "Hop on." "The big one is Chubby." "The one with the bows is Dolly." "The brown one is Tchaikovsky, and the small one is Mo." "And I'm Ted." "Hi, Tchaikovsky." "So, can I buy you a Coke?" "Aren't I a little tall for you?" "Well, not for me." "Aren't you a little short?" "Well, height is just temporary." "When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller." "Right?" "No." "See you." "Down there." "Thanks." "Did you find him?" "Yeah." "All right, watch this one." "Hello there." "Dad, this is Seth." "He gave me a ride in from town." "How long you had that bike?" "Couple of years." "Splitting wood?" "Yeah." "Have to be careful with those." "Yeah." "Nice meeting you." "You like that guy?" "I don't know." "What do you think?" "Yeah, fine." "You like his earring, though, right?" "l love his earring." "I'm going to get a pair for each ear." "Okay. lf he asks me to marry him, I'll tell him I need a little more time." "Marry him." "Mom, can I ask you a question?" "Sure." "Did you ever like two guys at once?" "Yeah, I did." "How did you end up choosing Dad?" "Well, Daddy was a" "He made me laugh." "That's for sure." "Okay, honey." "All right." "Oh, dear." "Okay." "All right, honey." "You know you're going to fall." "I'm going to fall." "Honey, please." "Ryce, is that you?" "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "We were just taking a walk." "Well, come on up. I'll show you around." "I don't know. lt's kind of late." "Come on." "Come on!" "Okay." "You might want to tie that fur ball up." "Would you like a beer?" "No, just water, please." "Hey, relax." "Have a beer." "No, I don't drink." "How do you know that?" "Maybe you do and don't know it yet." "Look, she doesn't want to drink, she doesn't want to drink." "Hey, gentlemen, what time is it?" "lt's brewsky time!" "I probably should be getting home pretty soon." "He'll be fine. I promise." "Just come upstairs and see the view." "Just for a second." "Come on." "Come on." "Okay." "Just for a second, though." "You know what's so strange is that I just had a dream about you." "Has that ever happened?" "You dream about somebody and then you run into them?" "Hey, a dog." "You want a beer, big guy?" "He said yes." "Oh, no!" "That's cool!" "Oh, my gosh." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "Hey, remember that time we kissed in my car?" "I still think about that." "This is going to be great." "We should probably go back down to the party." "Did you lock the door?" "Hey, puppy!" "Taylor, this isn't funny." "Just unlock the door." "Relax." "This is going to be an experience you're never going to forget." "Hey, Taylor, great party!" "Thanks, Beethoven!" "Dear God, we have these puppies and we really, really love them." "And Daddy says when they get bigger, we have to give them away." "And I know you're busy and everything but I was wondering if you might be able to make it so they could just stay puppies forever." "Then we could keep them." "Thank you." "It was like my favorite day of the year." "They had this roller coaster, "The Pippin." l loved it." ""The Jack Rabbit," that was another one." "These French fries are fantastic." "I'll get some more." "Aren't you full after that breakfast?" "It's a vacation." "You're supposed to pig out." "Fudge!" "Can I go on some rides?" "Sure, honey." "Ted, will you take her?" "Sure, but I need some money." "Stay together." "Should we leave the dog?" "We won't be long." "She'll be fine." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Give me those." "What are you going to do?" "They're mine." "Used to be." "Not anymore." "Give them back." "lf you want them, come and get them." "Give them back." "They're mine!" "Hey!" "Hey, what, Shorty?" "You want to see what my dog can do?" "What?" "My dog." "I want to show you what he can do." "Beethoven, sit." "I'm impressed." "Not!" "Now bug off!" "One more." "Beethoven, bark." "You want to get your face crushed, shrimp?" "Get lost!" "Last one. I promise." "Beethoven bite this guy in the wiener." "I think these are yours." "Thanks, Ed." "Ted." "That was really cool, Ted." "Still want to get that Coke?" "Sure." "But I'm buying." "Come on, kid." "Four balls for a buck." "Thank you, sir." "Hey." "Hey, Ryce." "How's it going?" "Pretty good." "You here with your parents?" "Yeah." "You know, family togetherness time." "My dad's like, "Hey, you want to play some Scrabble?"" "With my dad it's, "You want to get up and go hunting?"" "Here you go." "Oh, thanks." "Well, I'll see you later." "Hey, do you want to go on a picnic or something?" "Sure." "Great." "I have to ask my dad, though." "Your dad will say no." "He thinks I'm a dumb unsophisticated hick." "No, he doesn't." "No, it's okay." "He just doesn't know me yet." "Once he gets to know me, he'll think I'm a smart unsophisticated hick." "l like your bear." "You like my bear?" "Yeah." "l won it just for you." "Could I have two popcorns, please?" "Here you go." "I'll have another order of these." "Hey, Dad." "Great news." "Great nachos!" "We entered you in this cool contest." "Oh, no. I couldn't possibly do anything physical right now." "You don't have to do anything." "You just sit there." "Beethoven's going to help you." "A contest where you just sit?" "And now, teaming man and man's best friend our seventh annual Burger Binge." "Number one:" "Arthur Lewis and Wolfgang!" "And in second position champions for three years running:" "Cliff Klamath and Jaws." "You hungry, Cliff?" "I'm starving, Steve." "And in third position, let's give a nice warm welcome to a couple of out-of-towners:" "George Newton and Beethoven." "We have just one simple rule:" "The team that eats the most burgers in three minutes wins." "Contestants, are you ready?" "Are you set?" "Go!" "Dad, come on!" "Go, Dad!" "Come on, Dad!" "Hey, wimp!" "Where's your appetite?" "He's not a wimp." "He's my dad." "Hey, look at that slobber on that Saint Bernard's mouth." "Yeah, drool face!" "Drool face!" "Drool face!" "Drool face!" "Wimp!" "Wimp!" "Let's go, big fella!" "All right!" "There we go!" "Go." "Hey, look!" "We're in the home stretch." "Just seconds to go." "Ten, nine eight, seven six, five, four three, two" "Good boy, Beethoven." "Now we determine the winner." "And with only three burgers left the winners are George Newton and Beethoven!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Way to go!" "All right, Dad!" "You did great, honey." "Congratulations, Beethoven." "You, too, Beethoven." "Isn't this entertaining, hicks and their dogs." "Are you okay?" "l'm fine." "Floyd, go check on Missy." "She's fine." "Look, I got a feeling." "Just go check on her." "All right." "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no." "You've got to be kidding me." "Oh, boy." "Eleven dollars for chocolate bars?" "lt's her." "But they're our puppies." "They're not yours." "Give them back!" "These puppies belong to the mother, and the mother belongs to me." "Get lost." "You can't have them." "Kiss the puppies good-bye, sweethearts, because you'll never see them again." "Missy went with the other mutt." "They headed up the mountain." "What?" "Their stupid dog!" "If I find your stupid dog, you're never going to see him again." "Give me those mutts." "Take them." "We have to tell Mom and Dad." "Go find Mommy and Daddy." "Go find Mommy and Daddy." "Yes." "Go find Mommy and Daddy." "Go on." "It's working!" "Come on!" "They just took them?" "Who would take puppies from kids?" "She's a bad person, Dad." "She was going to drown them." "We'll get those puppies back." "Come on." "Let's go." "Puppies!" "Beethoven!" "That's right, puppies." "Go find your mommy." "I hope those stupid puppies find their mother." "I'm getting tired of following" "I'm a mess." "He's leaking on me!" "He's peeing on me!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Look!" "Puppy poops!" "If it's warm, we're close." "Touch it." "No, you touch it." "l'm not going to touch it." "I'll touch it." "It's warm." "Okay, good." "They're close." "Better wash your hands." "Oh, my God!" "Where are you?" "These puppies are going to pay for this." "Floyd." "Regina." "What's on your head?" "lt's a stump. I can't get it off." "Bend over." "Thanks, Regina!" "There they are." "l'll get Missy." "l'll take care of the rest of them." "Come on." "Get him away from me!" "Get back!" "Hook him!" "Come on!" "Hook him!" "Thought you'd get away from me, didn't you?" "Here, Floyd." "Hey, you want some of this?" "You're not going to come to Regina?" "Come on, Missy." "Regina loves you." "You can't have him!" "You fat, useless lump of lard!" "Come on!" "Hey, you want some of this?" "Back off!" "Back off!" "Put the puppy down." "Well, look who we have here." "Back off, Jack!" "You're out of your league." "Put the puppy down!" "You mean this puppy?" "No, no!" "Put the puppy down." "You want this puppy?" "You can't have him." "What kind of a person are you?" "You don't like me?" "What kind of a person are you?" "Put him down." "Can we talk about this?" "Can we calm down?" "This doesn't have to get ugly." "Put the puppy down." "You ain't seen ugly." "That ain't ugly." "That's ugly!" "Hold on!" "Shut up!" "And don't do us any favors!" "Take your stinking puppies and stuff it!" "Yeah, stuff it!" "Shut up!" "We'll help you!" "It'll be all right!" "You idiot!" "Me?" "This dog business was your idea." "My idea?" "You stupid." "You got me into this." "I didn't even care about those dogs." "Well." "You hungry?" "Honey, I'm home!" "Things are going so great." "We have" "Dad, wake up." "What's wrong, Dad?" "I'll get it!" "Come on in." "Oh, thanks." "You ready to go?" "Yeah, I just have to get my jacket." "l'll be right back." "Okay." "Great." "You taking Ryce to a concert?" "Yes, sir." "You're not driving your motorcycle?" "l brought my dad's Jeep." "Jeep!" "A Jeep." "That will be fun, don't you think?" "How you doing, Seth?" "Good." "How are you?" "Have a nice time." "Thank you." "You have a nice time." "You look sweet, Ryce." "Excuse me." "Hi." "Look who's here." "Hi, Brillo." "Hi, Missy." "Hey, Missy." "I hope I'm not interrupting." "I've got some good news." "I just came from court." "The judge threw out Regina's claim." "That's terrific." "l keep Missy and Regina gets nothing." "She deserves it." "That's wonderful." "And she'd really like to see her kids." "Are they around?" "Puppies!" "Puppies, your mother is here!" "Puppies!" "Oh, puppies!" "Subtitles by SOFTlTLER"