"Compassion is the essence of religion." "Ego is an essence of sin." "Rangeelay Fynance Kompany." "This is where I'll get help." "As long as you live." "Rangeelay Fynance Kompany?" "Yes sir." "Please have a seat." "Sit down." "What can I do for you?" "Do you provide finance sir?" "No I serve people." "To serve is my duty as well as my religion." "Please hold the glass." "To serve is my duty as well as my religion." "Here have some water." "Provider is someone else." " Wow!" "He is the one who always provides." "Sir I wanted some finance." "Why some?" "Take as much as you want." "Really?" " I won't be taking the money with me when I die." "Has anyone ever been able to?" "No never." "Your deeds are what go with you." "Strange are the ways of fate!" "That's great sir." "Strange are the ways of fate!" "You have such a nice heart." "How did you end up in the financing business?" "I feel someone must've surely duped you and ran away." "I want someone to do that." "But the three brilliant vibrant noble men don't let anyone do that." "Vibrant men?" "Yes." "The first one is Shotgun." "Very very naughty agile hearted." "He recovers iron fridge kitchen stove." "Doesn't leave behind a cycle scooter.." "..whether it's locked or unlocked." "Now I'll entertain you." "What is it?" "I'm from Rangeelay Fynance Kompany." "I'll have to take the television." "Take it." "Take away the desires of poor people." "Let them not have fun." "Ouch!" "That hurts." "Okay you can keep the television." "You are so nice sir." "What's your name?" " Ms. Chandni." "Have fun." "My name is Shotgun." "The territory beyond that doesn't belong to him." "It belongs to the second one." "The second one?" "Yes Titli (butterfly)." "The second one recovers small vehicles." "What is this?" "Who is he?" "My son is about to get married and you are sleeping over here?" "I'm not sleeping but your fate surely is." "You haven't paid two installments of your car." "Do you even know that?" "Brother let me get the cash I'll get at the wedding as gift." "We'll pay all the installments." "Oh really!" "You'll get a daughter-in-law to pay the installments of your car." "And then who will pay the installments for her?" "Father son accompanied with in-laws!" "Give me the keys!" "I got a match for him with great difficulty." "Now in what should I go to get my son married?" "Hear that." "I didn't think about that." "Maruti 800 mini-bus." "Scooty auto." "But if we talk about heavy vehicles.." "Sir?" "I wonder where he went!" "Let me tell you." "If we talk about heavy vehicles.." "The recovery of heavy vehicles is done by the third one." "That is Sunny." "Where is Shamsher?" "I'll take you to him but first get to know me!" "The person you have called is getting thrashed." "Call again after half an hour." "Hello police station?" "Give me the keys to the truck." "You sell drugs and you can't afford to pay.." "..the installments for the truck?" "Your Shamsher Gulati is done for!" "But his name is Shamsher Sandhu." "The Shamsher Gulati you are talking about.." "..his office his warehouse is close to DPC." "Oh really?" "Oh damn." "Sir you have been caught with evidence." "I'll have to investigate." "Mr. Sandhu.." "Mr. Sandhu sorry." "By mistake I got the wrong number." "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "To find her I'll trace." "Of love I'll file a case." "If she doesn't agree a war will take place." "A lot of people I will bust." "Some things will meet the dust." "Loads of fun will be a must." "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "I'll go to a gym and work hard and get a six pack." "We'll follow the right route and make our future bright." "If anyone who tries to flex his muscles before us.." "Then we will tighten all his nuts and bolts." "We rule here!" "Our aunt is the DC!" " We have goot contacts!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Look don't do that." "Give some space in your heart." "I'll make do with that." "The heart you are talking about now belongs to that girl from Canada." "What about my love?" "Love!" "What is that?" "No Jatin." "Don't make fun of my love." "And what about your child that I am carrying?" "Don't laugh." "You cannot leave me." "Because God has made you a part of my destiny." "Your destiny?" "How many times have I told you not to hold my hand!" "And you should laugh properly." "Fool." "Hello!" "What's happening?" "You broke the tempo." "At least show one proper rehearsal to the director Jassi." "What a boring play we are doing!" "Simmi this is the play that will get the.." "..inter-university award after two months." "This play will flop." "Let's do something challenging something glamorous." "The way I am." "Gentleman I'll gift this green color scooty to my niece." "She's my sweetheart." "Today's her birthday." "This scooty should be at my house at sharp 4 o'clock." "Major Sukhdev Singh values those who value time and discipline." "Any doubts?" "Sir we had just one green color scooty." "It has already been sold." "If you want you can make a request to him." "No problem." "Can't I make a request for Simmi?" "Excuse me?" "Major Sukhdev Singh why do you forget.." "..that the knots I tie are hard to unknot." "DSP Baldev Singh no matter how hard a crow tries.." "..it can never fly higher than an eagle." "An eagle doesn't fly as high as an airplane either." "It is a bird and it will stay the same." "It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride." "I too hurt the pride of my enemies but while staying in discipline." "Any doubts?" " What doubts can I have?" "Your discipline is the talk of the town." "Major Sukhdev Singh is so adherent to his discipline.." "..that even when its pouring from dawn to dusk.." "..he will water his plants from 6:00am to 7:00am." "Shut up!" "Keep your military lingo with you." "Now I'll talk to you in my police language." "You didn't get me?" "The one who take the girl is the one who is called her husband." "Move aside." "You didn't get me?" "It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride." "I too like complicated games Retired DSP Baldev Singh." "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "Happy birthday dear!" "Thank you uncle." "Happy birthday Simmi!" "Thank you uncle." "Your birthday gift." "Wow!" "Two bikes for me!" "Look over here!" "Your favorite green color." "Thank you." " And I have bought a blue color scooty for my child." "Who will reason it with Major that blue color is meant for boys?" "Then pink color is meant for girls." "Any doubts?" "Colors are not important to me but my uncles are." "If that is the case then here's the key." "First ride my scooty." "Why?" "Does your bike have air-conditioner in it?" "And does yours have a navigator in it?" "Fools today is her birthday." "You should have declared truce at least for today." "Forget it grandma." "They will never reconcile." "For them I'll have to use the 20-years old formula." "Heads for the eldest uncle." "And tails for the youngest one." "You always add a tail to your uncle." "The cop can't win today." "It's heads right?" "Keys uncle!" " Yes!" "Good luck Simmi." "Good luck." "Thank you." "To fix punctures you call Shotgun." "And when you want to have fun you call Titli." "It hurts my dear." "Shut up." " It hurts." "Hello!" "It has punctured four times in the past two days." "Take care of it." "As if I've punctured it." " What kind of a recovery is this?" "Have a look at this." "There's no number mentioned." "Just says that it is a green color scooter." "The initial deposit cheque has also bounced." "Oh no." " This is great." "What should we do about it?" "Green color?" "Green signal." " It's strange." "A green color scooty?" " Yes." "Temporary number?" " Yes." "What can we go?" "Let's go get the girl." "I mean follow the scooty." "Hurry up." " Hold on." "You'll fly to her?" "First fix it." "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "It's ready get in!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Stop Shotgun's sister!" "Get down." "I'll make you my brother-in-law." "What?" "That way." "The one who must have made this snack must be a lover for sure." "Only lovers can make things that can make girls happy." "What say?" "And such girls just ruin guys." "And we just sit in a corner and sing sad songs." "You've left me midway.." "I'll puncture the car you get into after your wedding." "I'll go and get the scooty." "What's the hurry?" "Let me go there." "It is a nice excuse to meet and greet her." "I'm taking a risk." "Whenever I tried to talk to a beautiful girl I got into trouble." "Then who is asking you to get into trouble?" "Let it be." "It's my decision." "I'll be right back." "Does this scooty belong to you?" "Then what?" "You think it belongs to my neighbors?" "You have a sharp tongue." "I think it's because of this snack." " A spicy one." "What say?" "I've to recover this." " What do you mean?" "I mean you must've taken a loan and missed an installment." "Hence I have to recover it." "Okay?" "So give me the keys." "Are these its keys?" " Don't touch it." "Don't touch my scooty I say!" "Why are you getting upset?" "If you want I can drop you home." "Where do you stay?" "Don't touch my scooty I say!" " What?" "My uncle has given it to me as a gift." "Why?" "Can't your uncle take a loan?" "Right?" "Listen get off my scooty okay?" "English!" "By the way it suits you!" "What say?" "Okay." "See you!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Let go of it!" " Hey!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Someone stop him!" "Uncle!" "Vendor uncle stop him!" "Bloody loafer!" "Hog and gain weight." "This is what the cops always do." "And walk miles and match steps is all what you soldiers do." "That's it." "Stop here." "How much?" "Rs. 27.50." "Here you go." "Rs. 500?" "Ma'am I just started my day." "If you wanted to take a ride in a rickshaw.." "..you should've kept some change with you." "Don't talk nonsense." "I didn't get into your rickshaw just for the fun of it." "I was helpless to do so." "Got it?" "If it is so then tell your family to buy you a scooty." "I'll slap you." "I own two scooties." "Who are you to reason things with me?" "You dog!" "Sister Simmi is fighting with a rickshaw driver?" "Soldiers do their duty." "They neither get tired nor complain." "Got on." " What?" "And they keep their women and cycle all pumped up." "Shut up!" " You shut up!" "Sir you are fighting over here.." "..and sister Simmi is fighting with a rickshaw driver over there." "Get lost!" "What happened dear?" "I got so humiliated today because of you.." "..that I feel like drowning myself." "Did that monkey say anything to you?" "If you didn't have the money why did you take.." "..a loan and get me a scooty?" "Loan?" "In front of the whole market a person from a finance company.." "..took the scooty away from me." "He took the scooty?" "You are from military not a Ramdev's yoga camp.." "..that you are laughing without a reason." "Dear you know of your uncle's deeds." "Don't take it to your heart." "Henceforth my child will ride the blue scooty." "I don't need your scooties." "I better off on foot." "Are you happy now?" "It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride." "Did your share of churning the buttermilk?" "Any doubts?" "The doubt is what I have to clear." "When I've paid in cash why did he recover the scooty?" "Good." "Very good." "What more can I want?" "I'll keep it for my daughter Rinkie's wedding gift." "My boys are here." "Welcome." "Welcome." "Brother cut the melodrama." "You are getting excited as if we have come here for the first time." "Welcome." "You take the little respect from wherever you get." "Kids from where did you get this new scooty?" "We've brought the one you had asked us to get." "You think we'll get one from the showroom to gift it to you?" "It's over there." "They left it here fearing you guys." "Tea is ready." "Come and have it." "Shot." "Brother I think I forgot to read the number because of the girl." "You've made my numbers go down before her." "Sorry man." "I've made a mistake." "Be grateful that it was a beautiful mistake." "Now I will rectify it in a beautiful manner." "Jatin no matter how hard you try.." "..you cannot come close to me." "Jatin no matter how hard you try!" "You cannot come close to me!" "Jatin?" "no matter how hard you try.." "You cannot come close to me." "No matter how hard you try." "You cannot come close to me." "I don't know about Jatin I'm pretty close to you." "Good night." "No!" "Jatin.." "If not you I at least got to see your anklets." "Sir he is Rickie." "Bhaana I thought you got me bullets for my gun." "I didn't find anything special in this boy." "Will he be able to handle such a big responsibility?" "Hear that." "And looking at him I thought.." "..will this person have any work worthy of me?" "Sir I don't handle small responsibilities." "I work for money but I work hold my attitude dear." "Attitude is not enough sir." "One should possess strength as well." "He will be fine." "It's okay." "It will take a day or two." "You have the strength." "You have the strength son." "I'm looking for someone." "His name is Sunny." "A recovery agent." "He lives in this city but I don't know his address." "I had to spend six months in prison because of him." "My men too fear him." "Either find him.." "Or his weakness." "What is this!" "You should keep them small." "It's difficult for girls to have them." "If I had a shop selling this snack then.." "..I would've made them to fit to the size of her mouth." "Make some for me as well." " Which flavor?" "The same that these girls are having." "What are you guys having?" "Uncle that one." "The one with my favorite chutney in it." "Sorry I made a mistake the other day." "Actually my men made a mistake." "And I took your scooty with me." "I found your house with great difficulty." "You got it back right?" " Bye." "Thank you." "Thank you." "At least tell me your name." "Simmi." " Simmi?" "Oh Simmi!" "It's so spicy!" "It's rightly said that you can sate the world but not these cops." "Enough!" "People like you ruin the image of the police." "You forget what you guys do." "Even after retirement you take ration at half rates.." "..from the CSD canteens." "How can you compare yourself to our army?" "People respect us by writing this in front of their trolleys." "Hail soldiers!" "Hail farmers!" "Any doubts!" "Counter that uncle." "It's nothing special Simmi." "If we want we can overnight have this written.." "..in all the trolleys in Punjab." "Hail police!" "Hail soldiers!" "But it doesn't sound right." "Then I'll give you something that rhymes well." "You should be willing to write it." "Yes what do you want me to write?" "Punjab police.." " Yes?" "Here comes trouble." "Mind your language." " You mind your language." "You shut up!" " Shut up!" "Shut up!" " Grandma!" "Grandma come here quickly!" "It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride." "You guys have started fighting again!" "Why do you always keep fighting?" "Have some shame." "My girl will be getting married soon." "Will you fight in this manner in front of your son-in-law as well?" "Excuse me grandma." "You are talking about my marriage?" "I don't want to get married right away." "Dear if I tell them now only then.." "..will they be able to find a suitable boy by next year." "Mother I'll find a suitable boy for my dear." "Educated smart and disciplined." "Why disciplined?" "Do you want him to march in a parade?" "He thinks he is Vasco da Gamma." "I'll find a suitable boy for my Simmi." "Uncle I've no issues whether you find me a suitable boy or he does." "Just keep one thing in mind." "Don't get me two like you do with your gifts." "Find only one suitable boy for me." "Only one." "Uncle only one." "'Why is he sitting on my scooty?" "'" "Come on." "There she is." "Hey!" "You?" "!" "Hello Simmi." "It was fun the other day.." "Having spicy snacks with you." "I really liked it." "In fact I have brought red chilli powder with me." "Come with me we'll have some snacks together." "You can add the chilli I'll eat them." "Have you lost your mind?" "Hello!" "Are you high on drugs?" "I agree half of Punjab's boys are on drugs.." "..but some of them turn out to be lovers as well." "Like me." "Get out of here I say!" "Otherwise you will get thrashed." "I'll leave but at least hear out the benefits of being with me." "Okay?" "Quickly spill and then get lost." "If you are facing difficulty in a subject.." "If you find a subject to be difficult.." "..then I can get its exam papers for you." "You look like the scholar kind but still.." "..if you wish to top the university then I can get that done as well." "If some guy is troubling you then I can get rid of him." "If someone in your family likes to enjoy heady stuff.." "Then I can get two sacks full of them." "I can fix the puncture of your mundane scooter." "I mean I can do anything for you." "How about stars from the sky?" "Stars from the sky?" "Got nothing else to say right?" "No I can do something about that as well." "Find then do it." "And till you don't do it don't show me your face again." "Oh my!" "Are you done?" "She must've said yes." "Don't you think we lie a lot?" "We do." "But this girl is amazing!" "You!" "You!" "Here!" "You.." "Sit down!" "I'll surely get the stars for you." "But that will take me some time." "It's a little difficult task you see." "Meanwhile so that no one else like me comes between us.." "..please make do with these." "Without you my days are lifeless." "And my nights are doomed." "Pity my forlorn life.." "As sleep eludes me." "What have you done to me?" "For there is no solution for restless me." "What have you done to me?" "For there is no solution for restless me." "For now my heart doesn't lie where it used to be." "Without you my days are lifeless." "And my nights are doomed." "Now my fate questions me." "Waiting for you it makes a plea." "Now my fate questions me." "Waiting for you it makes a plea." "What have you done to me?" "For there is no solution for restless me." "What have you done to me?" "For there is no solution for restless me." "For now my heart doesn't lie where it used to be." "Without you my days are lifeless." "And my nights are doomed." "You're oblivious to what keeps." "Keeping me awake my heart sleeps." "My heart sleeps." "You're oblivious to what keeps." "Keeping me awake my heart sleeps." "Going crazy with your acceptance.." "Look somewhere at a distance it weeps." "What have you done to me?" "For there is no solution for restless me." "What have you done to me?" "For there is no solution for restless me." "For now my heart doesn't lie where it used to be." "Without you my days are lifeless." "And my nights are doomed." "Without you my days are lifeless." "And my nights are doomed." "Don't listen to your heart listen to your mind." "Don't be emotional be strong." "Sister a heart only knows how to love." "A mind only knows how to calculate." "You are stupid." "That's why you got fooled by a slicker like Jatin." "Sister he has deceived me now." "But my love for him was true." "All this is just nonsense." "What do you think Sunny who is behind me.." "..does he truly love me?" "Hello!" "How did Jatin change into Sunny?" "Let's..." "Let's take a break for five minutes." "Sorry." "Sunny has made me crazy." "I don't know what to do." "He is after me." "But director Jassi knows what you should do." "You wanted a challenging role right?" "Come closer." "Hello." "I'm Simmi's younger sister Vimmi." "Brother please let me go." "My girlfriend is inside." "She will leave me if you take my bike away." "Brother give me just two days." "Please brother!" "Please!" "You don't think of this sorry when you ride with girls?" "Brother.." " You cannot pay your installments." "Yes Shot?" "Excuse me." " Yes?" "I'm unable to start my scooty." "Will you help me please?" " Sure." "Why not!" "Okay." "I'll call you back." "Okay." "Come on start!" "What's wrong with it?" "Simmi?" "Hey!" " Sorry brother." "You want to take care of all of them?" "Spare some for me as well." "Take the keys and leave." " Okay brother." "Send a cheque." " Thank you brother." "Why did you send him away?" "He was helping me." "Why?" "Has it broken down or there is no fuel in it?" "And its color.." "Wasn't it green in color?" "When did it turn blue Simmi?" "Whether or not you want to help me don't call me Simmi." "Hear that." "Of course I will call you Simmi as your name is Simmi." "Simmi is my twin." "I'm two minutes younger than her." "And my name is Vimmi." "You can have a look at my ID proof if you want." "No." "It's not needed." "Just a minute." "Twin." "You mean identical twins." "That's why your height and built features complexion.." "..are just as same as Simmi's." "Okay." "But your sense of dressing is great." "Isn't it?" " Thanks." "Okay." "You want me to start it?" "But the way Simmi.." "Sorry." "I mean Vimmi how will I do as your brother-in-law?" "You too are in love with Simmi?" "But you look like a decent guy to me." "Why?" "Can't decent people fall in love?" "No no no." "Don't you know?" "So many have died because they loved her." "Hear that." "Who says I am scared of death?" "But she doesn't deserve your love Sunny." "Hey!" "Sunny!" "How did you know what my name is?" "You just told me that your name is Sunny." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "I thought Simmi told you about me." "Anyway forget that." "Simmi was telling me yesterday.." "..that some boy has gone crazy in love.." "..and is having a lot of chillies." "You shouldn't call such a person crazy." "He must be a crazy lover." "But it makes no difference to her." "Fine." "You must know that better." "After all she is your sister." " Of course." "But I.." "I don't believe it." "That's the problem with all lovers." "They never listen to anyone." "Anyway I'm getting late." "I'll make a move." "Yes of course." "Please take care of yourself." "See you." " Bye." "Damn her sister!" "Twins?" "!" "And Vimmi says that Simmi is ill-mannered." "I find Simmi to be very nice and sweet." "Sunny.." "Vimmi was saying that many boys have died because of Simmi." "They have committed suicide." "Better that they are dead otherwise I would've killed them." "Good." "Good." "One needs to have attitude like Mirza." "Pour me a drink." " Now we'll get you married to her." "We'll get her here." " Make her our sister-in-law." "Will do that." "Hear him talk drunk." "He doesn't know what he is saying!" "He is stupid." "He is just instigating you you know?" " Stupid." "Stupid." "Stupid." "Listen to me." "Don't go after her." "You will regret it." " No regrets." "Be brave man." "I don't want to talk to you guys." "Let me ask this madam." " Hello." "Hello." "Where is this madam?" "This madam will tell me." "Madam.." "This madam will go inside and tell me." "Okay?" "She will go inside and tell me." "Enough my friend." "Hello!" " Hello!" "Hello!" "You've had enough to drink!" " We too want to drink!" "Sunny!" "Hello Simmi!" "Brother what are you doing here?" "I was going to send the installment money over to you." "But the thing is your sister-in-law all of a sudden took ill." "I had to give that money to the doctor." "Oh really?" "Take care of her." " Sure." "Today I am not here for recovery." "I am here for some research." "Do it." "Do the whole research." "This library belongs to you brother." "You!" " Hello!" "What are you looking for in these books?" "Your future is standing before you." "You!" "What are you doing here?" "Who let you come in?" "Hey who will stop me?" "Half the city owes me." "Your librarian Mr. Sharma had taken a fridge from us." "His cheque bounces every month." "Yes?" " Brother I was looking for a book.." "What?" " I was looking for a book." "Go and read the book." "Come on or else you too will meet the same fate as me." "Go." "Get going." "Why are we disturbing these kids?" "Let's go out and talk." "Not even my sandals will leave this place." "Oh my!" "Now your sandals will leave with you." "I meant let's go out and have a cup of tea or coffee or a cold drink." "No?" "You want to talk over here?" "Quickly spill and then get lost" "Fine then we will talk over here." "Oh God." "I met her." "Your younger sister." "Same to same." "Vimmi." "She says It's no use going after Simmi." "Many died because of her." "She doesn't like anyone." "This is what I liked about her." "What will I do with a girl who likes everyone?" "Right?" "And now I won't let anyone die because of you." "I've decided." "I'll marry you girl." "If you are up to it call me." "Otherwise like other things I'll recover you as well." "See you." "And love you." "Boys you have called me here." "So why are both of you so quiet now?" "Tell me what it is!" "What can it be mother?" "You had asked us to find a suitable boy for our Simmi." "Yes." " And I found a suitable boy." "Oh really?" "He is an NRI." "He has come from abroad." "Really?" " He has done his MBA from Oxford UK." "Great." " He's a self-made businessman." "Enough." "Enough." "Don't blabber." "Yes of course." "I always blabber." "You are the only one who says important things." "Shut up." " You shut up!" "Oh my God." "What are you guys fighting about now?" "Come dear." "Have a seat." "They are fighting because of you." "They both are looking for a suitable boy for you." "Look over here." "Such a handsome boy is so hard to find." "He's one in a million." "Tell me the truth." "What do you think of him?" "Shall I tell the truth?" "He looks very.." "Decent." "I'm quite impressed uncle." "Well done." "Look here is my darling son." "Look at that!" "Wake up!" "Hey!" " Who is it?" "Uncle?" " Yes your uncle." "How are you?" " I am fine." "But you guys don't seem to touch your elder's feet to show respect." "What a wild life are you leading?" "Son do something nice." "Do something good." "I've to get you married." "What is it uncle?" "Why are you are so worried about getting me married?" "Why shouldn't I worry?" "I promised your mother on her deathbed.." "..that I won't marry till I don't get you married." "Son I am still a bachelor waiting for you to get married." "Oh my bachelor uncle!" "Quickly arrange for two wedding headgears." "Oh really?" " Yes." "I've sent marriage proposals to 5-6 millionaire families." "Okay." " Someone will surely accept it." "You will never change." " Someone will surely get trapped." "You will never change!" "You will never change!" "Shot!" "Be careful." "Don't drop it." "You will crack up someone's head." "I'm building my body." "I'm not a slacker like you." "What is this Shot?" "Ladies stuff." "Had to recover it from someone." "Why was it in my cupboard?" "You know I hate women and things belonging to them." "Why are you always so dingy?" "I just made your cupboard a little more pleasant brother." "Get this straight." "My name is Titli but I sting like a scorpion." "Oh damn!" "Don't you abuse me!" "I'll throw you down if you abuse me again!" "I wasn't abusing you." "Look down there." "Vimmi is here." "Why are you telling me?" "Go tell that lover-boy." "And hold these things." " Give it to her." "Sunny Vimmi is here to meet you." "Who?" " Your sister-in-law." "How did she find our house?" "Oh hell!" " Get lost both of you!" "Now we will have to hide in our own house?" "Come on let's hide." "Today we will hide for him." "In future he will hide for us." "Right?" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Hello Vimmi." "Wait I'll just come down." "Wait." "I'll come upstairs." "Strange!" "The one I am crazy about doesn't even value me." "And the one who is two minutes younger.." "..has even found out where I stay." "'Disgusting.'" "'He stays in a junkyard and dreams of marrying Simmi.'" "'See how I make you forget the thought of getting married to Simmi.'" "Hello Vimmi." " Hello Sunny." "Hi." "Hello." "Sorry I just woke up." " It's okay." "How did you find out where I stay?" "It's not difficult to find where a nice people stays." "Hear that." "You are a nice person for you came to my house." "I am the fortunate one." "Your heart is as beautiful as your house Sunny." "Oh really?" "You should tell that to your sister." "Why did you tell her that we met?" "I cannot hide anything Vimmi." "She isn't worthy of your love Sunny." "Why Vimmi?" "Sunny did you get what I am saying?" "So far I can only understand your kindness." "Okay now you promise that you'll find yourself a nice girl." "What?" "Would you like some refreshments?" "No thank you." " No?" "I'll make a move now." " You sure?" "Bye." "See you." "You remember your promise don't you Sunny?" "See you." "Great." "She has made me promise." "Vibrant." "Vibrant." "Vibrant." "Vibrant." "Listen.." " Stop." "I know I'm asking the wrong persons but still tell me something." "Ask." " Don't ask." "Should you marry the girl you like.." "..or should you marry the girl who likes you?" "Hear that." "In school teacher used to thrash me for not answering.." "..his simple questions." "Now you have started asking such difficult questions." "Listen to me." "The girl you are after even if you run after her for 20 years.." "..she won't marry you." " Hear that." "And the one you think is after you isn't after you." "You are just misunderstanding her." " Hear that." "There is no misunderstanding." "She is crazy about him." "You can take it on paper if you want." "The way she was talking to Sunny I think she has feelings for him." "Nah." "No." " Sunny go for her." "Shot got it right." "Hear that." "The poor thing found our house with great difficulty." "Right?" " Yes." "She came here with great difficulty." "All these are signs of love." "True." " Right?" "True." "True they are signs of love." "I agree." " No." "Agreed?" " I don't." "Yes." "For sure." "I'm stuck with the same dilemma." "I love.." "What's her name?" "Simmi." "But I really liked Vimmi a lot today." "She is very sweet." "Very sweet." "What does your heart say?" "What will it say?" "It's confused." "It cannot decide." "I don't.." " Let's go." "Hello!" " Hello!" "Hello!" " Sunny!" "Hey hello!" " Sunny!" "Where did he go?" "I don't.." "Listen I don't know about him.." "..but we are together like the two parts of a scissors." "Really?" " Yes." "I say then why don't we get moving?" "What if we don't get anymore drinks tonight?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Let's go." " Hey hello!" " Let's go!" "We get sloshed every night." "Our eyes hurt at the hint of light." "Then in the morning comes the monster.." "Headache!" "Headache!" "Headache!" "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "Headache!" "Headache!" "Headache!" "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "Headache!" "Headache!" "Headache!" "Headache!" "Headache!" "Headache!" "To drink every night is our routine." "Alcohol for us is our protein." "Make us a peg." "Accompany it with chicken legs." "Make sure you make it large." "We'll give you whatever you charge." "To drink every night is our routine." "Alcohol for us is our protein." "Last night I had some and everything seemed so clear." "People say it ruins our liver." "This is not something I can give up.." "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "Bloodshot eyes we hide with dark goggles." "Vomiting our stomach wobbles." "Drink as much as you please." "Hog on chicken if you please. 330979133112911917 shoot to kill." "We will drink to fill." "Bloodshot eyes we hide with dark goggles." "Vomiting our stomach wobbles." "Last night I had it neat." "From my ears came out the heat." "Tonight at 10 once again it will be repeat." "Everyday we order for black coffee." "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "We respect all ladies sisters and sisters-in-law." "Come back for this film is very dear to us." "At night we drink alcohol mate." "Next morning we have lemonade." "This is our habit it doesn't fade." "Simmi!" "Simmi!" "You?" "What are you doing here?" "Get lost!" "Simmi or Vimmi?" "Excuse me." "Let me check the anklets." "It's there." "Simmi I came here to meet you." "Don't worry I won't come inside." "I came here to tell you something." "Quickly spill and then get lost!" "The thing is I don't love you." "Okay?" "I was attracted to you for sometime and now I'm over it." "Don't take it to your heart and do something wrong." "Don't worry." "I'll reason it with my heart." "Go on." " Now the thing is.." "I'm in love with someone." "With whom?" "Your sister Vimmi." "Okay." "See you." "I free you." "Okay?" "Bye." "Okay?" "What do we do now?" "It's okay." "Director Jassi has another idea." "Come closer." " Say it from where you are." "But this time you will have to act a little emotional." "Yes?" "Why did you tell Simmi that you like me?" "It's not as if I have lied." "You got angry over such a small thing?" "I swear by the Sikh temple." "I'm telling the truth." "I really like you a lot." "Yes?" "I too like you." "But.." "But I am not destined to get your love." "Why?" "I'm engaged." "Sorry." "I.." "I don't know how I'll forget you." "You'll have to forget me." "How do I tell you.." "I'm so fortunate that someone like you loves me." "Vimmi please." "Please don't cry." "I can't see you crying." "Vimmi.." "Please don't cry." "I can't see you crying." "I'll forget you." "Please don't cry." "Vimmi.." "Welcome." "Welcome Vicky." " Hello." "I too should be welcomed." "You forgot your friend?" "After all I'm Vicky's uncle." "Got the hint?" "How can I forget you Sohan Singh?" "It sometimes so happens that when you see a beautiful flower.." "..you tend to ignore the pot." "I seek your blessings." " God bless you." "People praise DSP Baldev Singh's choice for a reason." "You are as cultured as you are handsome." "If you ask the kids here to touch their elder's feet.." "..they behave as if we have asked them to go to school." "You have claimed a very big thing." " What?" "I mean you should know me better before praising me." "I can spot a criminal from a mile away." "You are my friend Sohan Singh's nephew." "Got the hint?" "Will we keep standing here or what?" "Come this way I'll introduce you to my mother." "After you." " Please." "Welcome." "Mother he's Vicky." "And he is his uncle Sohan Singh from UK." "And she is my mother." "Hello." " Hello son." "I seek your blessings." "Bless you son." "May you live long." "I don't like to talk much." "I'll just say one thing about this boy." "My nephew is a very competent boy." "That's all." "Boys here might loiter around doing nothing." "But he is a moneymaking machine." "A machine!" "Am I right nephew?" "My nephew is one in a million." "That's all I want to say." "Mother I had said he is one in a hundred." "But he says he is one in a million." "Things are progressing well." " Got the hit?" "Son they must be tired." "Let them rest." "Yes." " I'll see them later." "This is what is called a perfect match!" "Simmi I must say your timing is great!" "Why?" "What happened uncle?" "You have come back home and.." "..Vicky and his uncle are also here from UK." "Vicky?" "The boy whose photo I had shown you." "Oh." " Yes." "He and his uncle are here." "Oh." " Now do me a small favor." "Go and tell your army uncle that your cop uncle is saying.." "What?" " What I like is to hurt your pride.." "She is taking only half the message." "Sister I think you should say yes to him." "He is very nice." "Your sister is no less." "Let's see." "He'll get the admission only if he clears the entrance test." "What's Sunny playing with?" "Come let's have a look." "Come on." "Lover-boy you are making jewelry to gift it to your girl?" "Give it to me." "Let me have a look." "Back off." "It's Vimmi's anklet." " What happened?" "It's okay if you don't want to show it to us." "It's okay." "Vimmi or Simmi?" "Simmi.." "Vimmi.." "'When did it turn blue Simmi?" "'" "'Simmi is my twin." "I'm two minutes younger than her.'" "'And my name is Vimmi.'" "'But she doesn't deserve your love Sunny.'" "'Sunny!" "'" "'How did you know what my name is?" "'" "'Why did you tell her that we met?" "'" "'I'm in love with someone.'" "'With whom?" " Your sister Vimmi.'" "'How do I tell you..'" "'I'm so fortunate that someone like you loves me.'" "She played me." "Now it's my turn." "They saved me from getting humiliated by this cop." "Mother I've found such a nice boy for Simmi." "You look very happy Sukhdev." "What is it?" "Did you also come to know that the boy is here?" "I am the one who has asked him to come here." "Why are you lying?" "Baldev has called them from UK." "It's okay mother." "It's okay." "Let Major take the credit." "It's an old habit of his." "In army soldiers like me fight at the border.." "..and people like him take the credit." "Nonsense!" "I'm better in making dream castles." "But my sister-in-law in deed." "Major don't build dream castles." "If you want to do something then do something.." "..like what DSP Baldev Singh has done." "That's what I am doing." "You'll be dazed when you have a look at the boy I have found." "Oh really?" " Yes." "Why?" "Is he a wielder?" "Shut up!" " You shut up!" "Small people think small." "He's coming from Sydney." "He must've landed by now." "Born with silver spoon." "I've sent a car to receive him at the airport." "He'll be here any moment now." "He leads a luxurious life." "He has five showrooms in Sector 17 Chandigarh." "He has a vast 200-acre piece of land in Ludhiana." "Any doubts?" "My doubts keep on increasing." "He found an NRI.." "..who comes from a loaded family!" "Welcome." "Welcome." "This way son." "Look Mr. DSP." "This is what is called a good choice." "He's Bobby from Australia." "Greetings to all of you." "Mother you saw how he is greeting from such a distance." "Vicky has touched our feet." "Shut up." "And I and my whole staff seeks the blessing of grandma.." "..the senior most member of the family." "Bless you son." " Stop!" "In this very position?" "Or can I relax?" "You are quite outspoken son." "Uncle he is no son he is trouble." "And he is not from Sydney." "He is a recovery agent of a local finance company." "His office is in the post office market near Goddess Kali's temple." "Uncle he's the same guy who had taken my scooty." "He has been after me every since then." "And his name isn't Bobby." "His name is Sunny." "Okay." "So this is the case." "Carry on dear." "Carry on." "Tell us about his deeds in detail." "So that Major too learns a lesson." "No dear." "You are wrong." " She is right." "She is talking about my respectable elder brother." "He is just two minutes elder than me." "We are twins." "Identical twins." "He was fifteen when he left Australia." "Papa disowned him otherwise all the property in India.." "..would've belonged to him." "He is talking nonsense." "If you don't believe me then come with me." "Come with me right away." "He is a hooligan." "No I am Bobby." "Sunny is the one who is a hooligan." "Now what are they brewing?" "Who are they?" "He is my manager Shotgun." "And he is my accountant Titleria." "They were born in Africa." "They received their education in Japan." "Then they stayed in Malaysia for a while." "Now they are with me in Australia." "They can't talk in Punjabi but they understand everything." "Are they really human or a just a cocktail?" "Son it's little difficult to digest your story about being twins." "My staff also saying the same thing.." "..that I should tell you to make the required enquiries." "Yes son." "We will have to do that." "So that we get a clear picture." "Don't worry mother." "I'll bring their clear picture to you." "Mr. Major.." "It's not buttermilk that I like.." "..what I like is to hurt your pride." "Let's go Simmi." "Let's go." " No way." "I know you very well." "You will go there and change the whole game." "Let's go I'll help you get all the information." "Yes sir?" "How much money do you want?" "You wish to give us a loan?" "!" "Looking at this place I rather feel like giving you some." "Sir I don't know how to show off like you." "To tell you the truth about Three-quarter of this city owes me." "Three-quarter of this city might be.." "..but we belong to the other quarter of it." "I mean the quarter that doesn't owe you." "We are not here to fight with him." "We're here to enquire about a boy." "Does someone called Sunny work at your place?" "Uncle just ask him where Sunny is!" "Yes tell us where is Sunny." "He always was behind my back." "He still must be there." "If he is behind your back then bring him forward." "He doesn't listen to me." "Perhaps he might listen to you." "Try calling out to him." "Where have you gone?" "My son!" "He is dead?" "!" "No." "He must've ridden a bike for 48 hours." "That's the reason he has garlanded his photo." "Sir you shouldn't joke about a martyr." "A martyr?" "Why?" "Did he lose his life in the Kargil war?" "Not Kargil for a girl." "He sacrificed his life fighting for her love." "He was a very handsome dashing young boy." "Poor soul." "But he was very stubborn." "This happened to him because he fell in love with a girl." "For the sake of the girl he gave up his life." "It's okay." " I swear." "I swear.." " It's okay." "Calm down." "Brace yourself." " Oh Sunny Singh!" "I'm trying to call his younger brother.." "..Bobby Singh who lives in Australia." "But he isn't answering it." "My poor son was so young and handsome!" "Sorry." "We made a mistake." "Please forgive us." "Are you satisfied now?" "Any doubts?" "I want to hurt your pride!" "Uncle he is lying." "Believe me he is lying." "No uncle." "He is a liar." " Dear try to understand." "I'm telling you he is lying." " Oh God!" "Son now people say that your death is also a lie!" "Look at his condition." " No uncle!" "How.." " Listen to me I'm telling the truth." "Damn them!" "Oh my poor child!" "Oh my poor child!" " He is lying." " Let's go." "Let's go." "Bloody liar!" "Sunny she is very beautiful." "And her family looks loaded as well." "Well done Sunny." "You act well." "Very good acting." "I will expose you!" "Uncles please believe me he.." "Madam seems to have quite a temper right?" "How many times have I told you that I am not Sunny!" "I am Bobby." "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "Right?" "Didn't all of you get any evidence?" "Son the evidence we got suggests.." "..that your elder brother Sunny.." "He once again took a wrong decision." "You fall in love with a girl." "You not die because of her." "Really?" " Right?" "You seem to have done a lot of research on girls." "Well it's all God's grace." "Uncle I'm still saying that he is Sunny." "He doesn't have any twin." "This is not possible!" "Why?" "Has the government here put a ban on having twins?" "You are talking about twins?" "Here one shouldn't even have a single child." "Our population is already crossed the one billion mark." "Still just suppose that you have a twin sister." "An identical twin." "Like your name is Simmi." "Her name would be.." "Vimmi." "It's possible isn't it?" "What say?" "It's possible isn't it?" "Yes it is possible." "What did you say where are you from?" "Africa Japan Australia!" "I'll slap you fake Africans!" "I think they are Pammi's men." "I'll take out my shoes.." "What are they trying to say?" "They haven't had anything since morning." "They would like to freshen up and get some dinner." "Can we get some?" " Oh sure." "Sure." "Everything is clear now isn't it?" "DSP make arrangements for dinner." "One more thing." "Make sure you serve buttermilk with it." "Buttermilk?" "Has his brought his cow with him?" "Everything is clear." " Cowherd?" " Cowherd?" "Come with me son." "I'll show you your room." "Uncle!" " Thank you." " Keep quiet." "Control." "Don't overact." "Otherwise we'll get thrashed." "Got it." " Got it." "Shall we?" " Yes let's go." "Let's go." "Listen my family might believe you but I don't." "Let me tell you." "You cannot marry me." "The one up there who has come from UK.." "..is better than you in every manner." "You cannot defeat him." "Forget me." "Madam I have neither learnt to lose nor to fear." "And as far as forgetting you is concerned.." "I'm not here for you." "I'm here for Vimmi." "For whom I can die as well as kill." "Bells." "Sorry." "Your anklet." "See you." "Hi." "I'm Simmi." "I'm sorry." "I'm Vicky." "By the way I'm here for you." "I know." "Do you exercise like this everyday.." "..or are you doing it today just to impress me?" "No." "I think simple and I live simple." "If someone likes my simplicity then.." "They like it." "Right?" "Nice." "You say interesting things." "Sister-in-law." "My company is interesting as well." "Who is with her?" "The UK guy!" "Bloody hell!" "'Cheers!" " Cheers!" "'" "'Let's go.' - 'Excuse me." "Bill please.'" "'The owner of this club is our friend.'" "'Yes." " Got it?" "'" "'You are messing with the owner in the presence of Rickie the bouncer?" "'" "'Get lost!" " Hey!" " Hey!" "'" "'Get out of here!" "'" "'Get lost!" "'" "He had thrown us out!" "Don't worry my boy." "I'll see how your scheme goes through." "I'll get you thrown out of here." "Sunny!" "Get back to speaking in Punjab I say!" "The Vicky who is supposedly from UK.." "..is actually Rickie who works as a bouncer in a disco in Chandigarh." "I think you are still high on the drinks you had last night." "Have some lemonade." " Forget the lemonade!" "Actually he had thrown Titli and me out.." "..when we had gone to the disco on Pritampyare's behest." "Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?" "We would've told you if we had thrashed someone." "How could we tell you that we got thrashed?" "Have this and then we will teach him a lesson." "What are you guys saying?" "My staff is saying that.." "..quietly get going from here otherwise we'll thrash you." "Because we know who you really are." "What I really am?" "Take it easy dude!" "What?" "Did he just abuse us in English?" "Just a second." "Just a second." "Who are you guys?" "Listen up my boy." "Pack your bags and leave." "I won't let Simmi marry anyone else." "Got it?" "Just a minute." "Stop turning this house into a wrestling ground." "I'm giving you four days." "If any of you two win Simmi and my heart.." "..in those four days then I'll get him married to Simmi." "Jassi stop laughing or I'll vent all the anger.." "..I have for Sunny on you." "Hey Sunny is a better artist than us!" "Tell me something; couldn't you take care of your anklet?" "Now he keeps playing with it all day long." "He is so clever." "He has cajoled the whole family with his talks." "Ignore him." "By the way how is that guy from UK?" "I don't have the time to observe him." "There's a circus going on in the house all day long." "By the way director Jassi has an idea." "Oh please." "Keep your ideas to yourself." "Okay." "Tell me." "Tell me." "Look a drunkard.." "Who is a Punjabi.." "Cannot keep his feelings inside for long when drunk." "Do one thing." "Get him drunk in front of your uncles." "Then watch him spill everything out on his own." "Simmi said that we should treat our guests well." "Hence I have brought rum for you." "Why?" "Is it wrong to give whiskey to our guests?" "Whiskey!" "Got it." "Got it." "Today our guests will have rum." "They will have whiskey." "Rum." " Whiskey." "Rum." " Whiskey." "Rum." " Whiskey." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Stop it." "No whiskey." "No rum." "What have you done!" "What have you done dear!" " You think this is fun?" "She mixed it." "She mixed it." "Fun!" "We'll get high!" "We'll party!" "Wow." "That's good." "You got the Punjab police and the army together." "I like it." "I like it." "What have you done Simmi?" "In this house the army and the police are already.." "..at each other's throats." "Now you are creating a new mess." "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Quietly gulp it down!" " Enjoy!" "Cheers!" "You shouldn't make the liquor wait." "Pour me another drink." "Start talking." "Only then will the problem get solved." "I mean we will have fun." "The biggest problem in life is the problem of love." "If that gets resolved then everything is fun." "We used to have fun in the army." "One day I got drunk and lifted my gun." "Want some?" " Pour it." "After a few rounds I started abusing my own senior." "One more please." "He abused?" " Misbehaved?" "Then what else could have happened?" "He court-martialed me." "Hence I am at home." "Make me a large one." "Major if you were court-martialed.." "..I wasn't given a 21 gun salute and sent home either." "What happened with you?" "DIG called me up and said.." " Yes?" "Send up two men at midnight." "Okay." "I took them to the lake in my Gipsy and shot them." "I sent them up." "And I called the DIG." " Okay." "Drink?" " Yes please." "I have sent two people up at your behest." "Yes." " Now where do I dispose off their bodies?" "Oh damn!" "He said You want to dispose the bodies!" "The ones you shot at the lake were my brothers-in-law!" "Okay." "I wasn't to send them up to heaven." "I was to send them to catch the Jammu-Tavi train at midnight." "Oh damn!" "He dismissed me for such a small thing." "Got it?" "'What's wrong with them?" "'" "'I wanted Sunny to spill the truth.'" "Punjabi police.. - 'But these guys are revealing their truth.'" "'Do something Simmi.'" "Bobby drink?" "No Bobby." "I'm Sunny." "Sunny." "'That's better.'" "Keep it coming." "Keep it coming." "Sunny why don't you say something?" " Where is my glass?" "You have made me speechless." "I went to take your scooter and ended up giving you my heart." "It's open." "It's open." "I was a wild wanderer." "You straightened me up." "Both the uncles listen to me." " Listen." "Listen." "Listen." "Uncle!" "Uncle.." " I am not from Australia." "Uncle listen to him!" "And they aren't my staff either." "Listen to him uncle." "They are my brothers!" "The vibrant ones!" " True!" "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "Uncle listen to him!" "This vibrant one has given all his hues to you." "Uncle listen to him!" "Not her." "To Vimmi." "To Vimmi." "I love Vimmi." "I love Vimmi." "I love Vimmi." "Tell her we are tired.." " Uncle let go of the glass." "Hey madam.." "Madly in love I kept following you like a dog." "Let's have two more brother.." "And you broke my heart." "He loves you oh sweet stranger." "The cop got fired." "Major was court-martialed." "I fell in love." "I fought it." "I fell in love." "I fought it." "I thrashed some." "I got beaten as well." "I fell in love." "I fought it." "I thrashed some." "I got beaten as well." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "There was some sparks and she showed some interest." "There was some sparks and she showed some interest." "But she got hooked with someone else." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "Following her the clutch plate of my car has worn out." "I fear I might die for I'm in love with her." "Following her the clutch plate of my car has worn out." "I fear I might die for I'm in love with her." "I gave up everything for her." "I gave up everything for her." "But all I was a game for her." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "Heart failed." "I'm a dude I too have attitude." "Then why does with me she acts rude?" "She frowns whenever she sees me." "She stares others in front of me." "Stares at others." "I'm a very good boy but she has rejected me." "I'm a very good boy but she has rejected me." "I ended up being like the yellow mustard oil." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "I loved and I lost.." "My heart failed." "Heart failed." "My heart failed." "Got the hint?" "It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride." "I don't.." "I'll give you buttermilk." "Let me get an opportunity." "Even while asleep you will scream." "Everything looks blurry." "I'll stop drinking from tomorrow." "No more drinking." "But I can drink today." "Baldev!" "Where are both of them?" "They usually fight over taking me to the Sikh temple." "Now who will take me there?" "I'll take you there grandma." "Bless you son." "In that way I too will get a chance to seek His blessings." "Tell me something where are Baldev and Sukhdev?" "Last night's get-together went on till late." "Hence both of them must be.." " Hello grandma." "Oh no." " Bless you son." "May you live long." "Shall we go to the Sikh temple?" "This is much better son." "This is great." "Let's go." "Let's go to the Sikh temple." "What?" "You were going to talk grandma all by yourself?" "God's grace." "We don't lack of anything son." "God has blessed us with everything." "I just pray to God to unite Baldev and Sukhdev." "They don't get along well do they?" "Grandma have they always been like this?" "Or.." "No son." "They both used to love each other a lot." "Oh really?" "Everything was fine till Simmi's father was alive." "I wonder what happened to them after he passed away." "Who knows son." "Perhaps God has sent here for a reason." "If you manage to unite them then I will think.." "..that God has answered my prayers." "Grandma your wish my command." "I'll try my best." "No problem." "Now I've left all jobs in hand and made this my business." "To unite hearts." "Yes." " It will be done." "Take Lord's name." "Lord Almighty." " Bless you my son." "Bless you." "God's grace." "Look uncle my aim is to make money." "And I can do anything for money." "You should drop the thought of getting me married I say." "Son you will get the money once you get married." "You will get the money once you get married." "How much?" "Try to understand son." " Yes." "I'm trying to set you up." "I'll set everything." "You just need to behave well." "I'm trying to give you a status.." "..but you don't want to stop the hooliganism." "Look uncle I respect you from my heart." "But I cannot be your puppet." "This is what is wrong about you." "You don't take the hint." "Son I've said what I wanted to." "Now the ball is in your court." "Bill please." " Of course uncle." "Pay the bill." "Include the previous bills as well." "Fine I'll pay over there." "Oh my dearest uncle." "You are incomparable." "Get us a big glass of buttermilk." "Come on!" "Come on get up!" "Get up!" " You've had enough!" "Leave!" "Who are you waiting for?" "Get up!" "Leave!" "Damn you!" "You abused me!" "Not you." "Look over there!" "Oh damn!" "He's sitting over here." "What are you doing?" "We won't spare you today." "Today I've make you look like a UK returned guy." "Stop acting I say." "This isn't Simmi's house." "And I've to settle old scores with you." "It was a different back then." "Don't give me that smile." "Get up!" " Oh really?" "Today I'll make you see the stars." "Come on get up!" "Get lost!" "Bloody recovery agents!" "I'll teach you a lesson!" "Come here you monkey!" "Bloody scoundrel!" " I'll break your jaw!" "Come on!" "You are abusing me!" "You'll regret this once my brother comes after you." "I'll teach you a lesson you bloody recovery agents!" "Why?" "You couldn't handle him?" "Slapped." " Boxed." "Pushed." " Dragged." "What happened?" "Brother we saw the uncle and his nephew together." "We thought we will expose them." "Uncle left and.." "Come with me." "Damn you!" "Now try and touch them!" "What happened?" "I'll tell you I'm a master in the new work that you have started." "What are you doing?" "What have I told them?" "Let me see you touching them." "I like both of them." "They are very funny guys." "What wrong now huh?" "What happened now huh?" "What's happening?" "I'll take care of you later." "Later?" "What was he saying?" "Nothing uncle." "He was just joking." "Is the opposition putting your position in a difficult situation?" "No uncle." "They are funny guys." "And I love fun." "By the way can I know the reason for this sudden meeting?" "Why?" "Do I need to have a reason?" "No." "I was just asking." "There are two reasons for this meeting." "Firstly to get to know you better." "Secondly I've a play tomorrow." "So I wanted to invite you." "I'm performing in it." "Do you like theatre?" "Yes." "I'll surely come as it is your play." "By the way I'm mad about theatre." "It's a different issue that I could never participate in one." "Oh good." "That means you are coming." "For sure." "Vicky you are a very nice guy." "But you should be careful of Sunny." "He is a spoilt hooligan." "Forget about Sunny." "As you have come to know me better listen to me." "For your information I love comedy and romantic movies." "And I really want to watch them with you." "Wonderful." "She doubts me and you are giving information about yourself." "What?" "Nothing." "We were talking about love stories." "Oh really?" "Love stories?" "You should watch foreign love stories.." "..which get dubbed in Punjabi." "Sleepless in Seattle." "Sleepless in Bhatinda." "When Harry met Sally." "When Najjar met Geeto." "You'll go crazy laughing." "And you will shed tears in Punjabi." "After getting emotional." "What say?" " Interesting stories." "Please give me their DVDs." "Yes of course." "For sure." "By the way you too seem interested in love stories." "Now listen to a real love story of my friend." "He stays in Punjab." "He fell in love." "The girl had a lot of attitude and was hot tempered." "She didn't say yes to the boy." "Once to make fun of the boy.." "..the girl made him eat a snack full of chillies." "With chillies?" "Very funny!" "Not funny romantic." "The next day he went to the university.." "..with a packet of chilli powder with him." "He goes to the girl and says.." "Forget chillies for you I can even have poison." "But I won't back out." "Oh what a love!" "The girl was so ruthless." "She kept a condition before him." "A condition?" "She asked him to get stars from the sky for her." "Now how can anyone get stars?" "He says Not a problem." "Right?" "Whatever you wish." "He leaves for the garden." "He went there and one by one collected glowworms." "You know what glowworms are?" "Oh correct." "They shine in the night." "And in the night he let them out at her place." "And he tells the girl Here are your stars." "This is all your lover can do." "Oh what a wonderful story man!" "The girl must've gone crazy!" "I don't know that." "Let's ask her." "What must've been the girl's reaction?" "All this is just nonsense!" "Does one fall in love in such a manner?" "He's a liar." "Now this is a lie?" " Vicky I'm waiting for you outside." "Hurry up." " Wait for me I'm coming." "What a wonderful story man!" "Beautiful." "Start behaving well I say." "Otherwise you'll get thrashed." "Thrashed?" "Why?" "I don't know about you but I'll surely go to watch her play." "Hey man I.." "No Jatin!" "Don't do that!" "Give some space in your heart." "Oh shit!" "What's happening!" "The heart you are talking about now belongs to that girl from Canada." "I mean it already belongs to her." "Oh no!" "Jatin.." " Simmi." "Simmi.." " I.." "Say that dialogue about destiny." "Say it." " Jatin.." "You cannot leave me Jatin." "Because God has.." "..made you?" "a part of my destiny." "What is she doing?" "You are killing us Simmi." "The stage is all yours now." "I'm leaving." "What.." "Oh God!" "I'm crazy about you my girl." "I sing for you." "I sing for you and you don't sigh." "Your eyes have mesmerized me." "Your eyes have mesmerized me." "I'm done for girl." "Now tell me what else do you want damsel?" "Now tell me what else do you want damsel?" "Now tell me.." "I don't know where you have come from!" "You mind things a lot." "You are never polite." "You are never polite." "You always fight when we meet." "Lovely decent innocent I am." "Lovely decent innocent I am." "Yet you fear me." "Come give company to the sentimental me." "Come give company to the sentimental me." "Come give company to the sentimental me." "Hunt." "Hunt." "Hunt." "Hunt." "Hunt." "Hunt." "Hunt as much as you want. 612237561233331375 a million like you but there isn't anyone like me." "There are a million like you but there isn't anyone like me." "There are a million like you.." "You learn ABC girl." "Let me teach you something too." "You have anklets on your feet.." "You have anklets on your feet I hold a hankie." "I say whatever I please." "I say whatever I please I am frank." "I am an Indian at heart my look might be of a Yankee." "I am an Indian at heart my look might be of a Yankee." "I am an Indian at heart.." "On the signboard of love I have written welcome." "On Facebook miss you baby.." "On Facebook miss you baby is my today's status." "On my bicep I have tattooed.." "On my bicep I have tattooed your name." "On my Bullet's tank I've written Jat in love." "On my Bullet's tank I've written Jat in love." "On my Bullet's tank.." "Gem." "Gem." "Gem." "Gem." "Gem." "Gem." "I am a gem." "Your love story will remain onesided!" "Your love story will remain onesided!" "Your love story.." "I drink every day." "It's sometimes beer sometimes whiskey." "I never worry." "I never worry." "My eyes are always shiny." "The one who doesn't listen to me.." "The one who doesn't listen to me is done for." "Don't try to mess with me." "I'm a very risky man." "Don't try to mess with me." "I'm a very risky man." "Don't try to mess with me.." "Ouch!" "God's grace!" "I'm a very risky person." "Don't ever mess with me." " Sunny." "Yes?" " Thank you so much for saving me." "Otherwise my play would've flopped." "Not a problem." "This is all that I do nowadays." "I help people." "And the one who should thank me isn't doing so." "Let me sleep bloody.." "Get lost I'm telling you!" "Scoundrel I'll teach you a lesson." "Titli." "Behave." "Make me a drink." " Make me a drink." "No!" "No!" "No Sunny!" "You are set." "Who says that you are drunk?" "Give him lemonade." "Shot you think I am drunk?" "Yes dude." "You are drunk." "Don't drink too much brother." "Every since I've been in love with Simmi.." " Yes?" "Liquor no longer gives me a high." "Tomorrow I will hold Simmi's hand and say.." "Madam.." " Yes!" "I love you from my heart." "You start talking in English after getting drunk!" "Say it in Punjabi." "It will hit like bullet straight to the heart." "Okay I'll say it in Punjabi." "And I'll say Madam make me your anklet." "Then watch me dance." "Give the anklet back to me." "If you've worked so hard on some other girl.." "If you've loved some other girl so much.." " Yes." "She would've worn your anklets and danced like crazy in her courtyard." "No Titli." "That girl isn't worthy of his love." "Sunny can I say something?" "Do one thing." "Give the anklet you keep playing with back to her." "Give my anklet back to me!" "This anklet won't go anywhere." "It won't go anywhere." "It belongs to Vimmi." "Oh Vimmi!" "Well.." "Where are you coming from?" "Uncle I'd gone for a walk after dinner." "Is there a company garden over here that you went for a walk in it?" "No.." "Uncle I cannot lie to you." "I.." "I went to Bobby's room." "It's difficult to hide anything from a cop." "Let's sit and talk." "You like Bobby?" "I don't know." " You don't know?" "I didn't like him at all in the beginning." "And now?" "Now I think.." "He's not that bad." "I'm confused." "This confusion dilemma disarray I mean restlessness.." "All these are signs of love dear." "You are just too much uncle!" "I don't know." "Fool." "But you side Vicky right?" "Cops never side anyone." "DSP Baldev Singh supports his child." "He can accept defeat from Major Sukhdev Singh as well.." "..for the sake his Simmi's happiness." "Uncle you are great!" "Come DSP." "You seem very sobered down today." "Where has your attitude gone?" "Today I am here to discuss about something very important." "I'm not in a mood to fight." "But this soldier never ran away from a battlefield." "What wars have you fought so far?" "There have been three wars since 1947." "1962 1965 1971." "You got enlisted in 1975." "You retired and came back home in 1995." "The Kargil war took place in the year 1999." "What great have you achieved so far?" "All your life you have done just two things." " What?" "PT in the morning and drinking rum at night." "Shut up!" " You shut up!" "Stop your nonsense!" " Uncle.." " You stop your nonsense!" "What do you think of yourself?" "!" "Stop your nonsense!" " You stop your nonsense!" "Uncle!" " You shut up!" " Uncle.." " You shut up!" "Uncle.." " You shut up!" "Is this what you wanted to discuss?" "If it wasn't the question of Simmi's future.." "..I would never see this person's face again!" "Your face doesn't appeal me much either." "I too am in this house only because of my love for Simmi." "Why are both of you making false claims?" "I don't think any of you really love Simmi." " Oh really!" "Now you will tell us how much we love Simmi?" "!" "Why son?" "What did we miss out on while loving Simmi?" "Why are they fighting?" "What happened?" "You just have an illusion that you love Simmi." "You think she is a trophy." "And you keep competing with each other." "And you call that love." "This is what Simmi has learnt as well." "That's why she thinks of my love as a competition." "Love?" "I'm not Bobby." "Neither have I come from Australia." "My name is Sunny and my house is close to Kartarpur junction." "I'm an ordinary recovery agent." "And I got into this mess because I love Simmi." "I don't see thing working out over here." "Because the one who is taught competition all her life.." "..how will the poor girl know what love is." "Spare me." "Please forgive me grandma." "I'm not a bad guy." "I just fell in love with your grand-daughter." "Bless you." "Brother what he said is true." "My love you.." "Why have you changed?" "My love you.." "Why have you changed?" "Whenever I weep my tears mourn our separation." "Whenever I weep my tears mourn our separation." "They don't question anything.." "They don't reason anything.." "They don't question anything.." "They don't reason anything.." "Why did you go away too soon?" "My love you.." "Why have you changed?" "My love you.." "Why have you changed?" "Whenever I weep my tears mourn our separation." "It doesn't hurt it doesn't pain." "They are now my friends." "God has written the tale of my eyes with tears." "It doesn't hurt it doesn't pain." "They are now my friends." "God has written the tale of my eyes with tears." "In your absence your memories give me company." "Spring is not something I like anymore." "In your absence your memories give me company." "Spring is not something I like anymore." "I'm hopeless I'm a lost case." "All I pray for is my love all day." "Now tell me where should I go?" "My love you.." "Why have you changed?" "My love you.." "Why have you changed?" "Whenever I weep my tears mourn our separation." "It doesn't hurt it doesn't pain." "They are now my friends." "God has written the tale of my eyes with tears." "It doesn't hurt it doesn't pain." "They are now my friends." "God has written the tale of my eyes with tears." "Vicky.." "I want to tell you something." "Yes I know." "But can I say something before that?" "Come with me." "Look Simmi I never believed in love." "And from the time I've met you I.." "I fell in love with you Simmi." "Then that lover-boy Sunny came into the picture." "A twist in the tale." "But he loves you a lot Simmi." "Actually I understood that the stories about chilies glowworms.." "..and snacks that he told me was actually your love story." "How can anyone.." "It was your love story." "Look Simmi you shouldn't waste anymore time." "Because you won't find anyone who loves more than Sunny." "I'll take you to Sunny." "Simmi hold on I'll be back in a minute." "Vicky!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Good that you came here on your own." "Now we will make your horoscope." "Hey.." " Are you insured or you'll bear the risk?" "Are you done?" "Now all of you listen to me." "Sunny you love Simmi right?" "Today I will tell you something." "She loves you more than you lover her." "Actually I was bringing her to you." "Today someone who looks like me kidnapped her." "I don't know who he is." "We'll decide that later." "Look my friend if you really love her then do something." "You are the root cause of all problems aren't you?" "Because of you we were troubling a decent man." "Stop kiddo." "What's the hurry?" "Let's settle our previous score first." "Shoot me." "Shoot me." "Next time if you want to find me.." "..ask anyone in this city where Sunny stays." "You don't need to go through so much trouble." "Sunny.." "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "My bullet welcomes me." "I'll start it with a kick!" "Behind me will sit a girl with whom I click." "Red bull beats and college heats.." "When these vibrant ones dance everyone grooves." "Everyone grooves people!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!" "Vibrant!"