"[SCREECHING]" "[GIBBERING]" "[CLARENCE WHINES]" "HEDLEY:" "Mr. Whitechurch." "Officer Hedley." "Officer Hedley, Hans Verdenstrasse." "Oh, yes." "How do you do?" "Oh, as you see, uh, I am in no position to shake hands." "Yes, quite." "Well, won't you come inside, Mr. Whitechurch?" "Thank you." "I was about to have a crudely prepared cup of tea." "Will you care to join me?" "Thank you." "But I am as eager as the government to have this task done with." "Tell me, does Captain Snowhill still smoke those loathsome green cigars?" "Officer Hedley, if you are trying to ascertain the validity of my identity I can save you some time." "HEDLEY:" "Ah." "Yes, this seems to be quite in order." "Thank you." "Incidentally, Snowhill gave up cigars 10 years ago." "Oh." "And now, if I may, your identification?" "What?" "Out here in the field, there is a tendency towards weak security measures." "How do I know you are District Officer Hedley?" "Yes." "Well, um, let me see, uh...." "Oh, blast it." "Everyone knows I'm Hedley." "A slight joke, Hedley." "I've seen your photograph in the files." "However, the top-level importance of this project is no joke." "Ah, yes." "Sergeant Motabu, I'm taking the jeep on a trip." "Been having trouble with the starter." "Will you check the battery?" "Yes, sir." "I'm sorry to be so sticky about security measures, but" "I understand perfectly." "My sergeant shall learn nothing of your mission." "Good show." "Now, as to its precise location, it is on the Wameru game reserve, correct?" "Yes." "Wameru." " Wameru." " I have a map over here." "Now, the microfilm you're seeking is buried somewhere in this area here." "Right there, you say?" "That's right." "It's known as the north waterhole." "It is about half a mile north of the Wameru Center where they study animal behavior." "I hope this poses no security problems." "This is a top-secret mission." "No, no, no." "I'll just radio Dr. Tracy and have him keep the area clear." "Hedley to Marsh Tracy." "Hedley to Marsh Tracy." "MARSH [OVER RADIO]:" "Yeah, Hedley, what's up?" "Marsh, are you alone?" "Okay, Hedley, I'm alone." "Now, listen carefully, Marsh, old boy." "I want you to keep the area of the north waterhole..." "I'll be over there shortly with two other men." "All right, but do you mind if I ask why?" "It's top-secret, Marsh." "It has to do with the home office." "Some evidence needed at a trial was buried there during the Second World War." "Now, I'd even prefer you to put out a cover story for your own people." "It's better that no one's aware we're in the area." "Okay, Hedley." "I'll see that you're not disturbed." "Good." "Over and out." "MARSH:" "Out." "[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]" "You idiot." "Do not speak to me in German." "[GIBBERING]" "PAULA:" "Judy!" "[CLARENCE GROWLING]" "Clarence." "Oh, no you don't, young lady." "You're not gonna buy your way out of this one." "Oh, sweet-toothed chimpanzee." "What am I gonna do with you?" "[JACK  MIKE CHUCKLE]" " Shaving cream?" " No." "I think it's birthday cake." "At least it was a birthday cake." "Could it be Paula's?" "Oh, Jack, thank you for remembering." "I didn't remember." "I happened to see a notation on Marsh's calendar though that said:" ""Don't forget Paula's birthday tomorrow."" "Is Dad planning some sort of surprise?" "Paula, Daktari has suddenly gone mysterious on us." "PAULA:" "Mysterious?" "Yeah, like, uh, hush-hush calls to Hedley." "You know, if Dad was planning some sort of big surprise for me wouldn't Hedley be the logical accomplice?" "Well, there's one way to find out for sure." "Ask him yourself." "Paula." "Mike, Jack." "Listen, uh, the north waterhole is off-limits for today." "Off limits?" "Why?" "Well, Hedley's there with, uh, some engineers." "Water engineers?" "No, not exactly." "They're, uh, some mineral experts and they're doing some tests and don't wanna be disturbed." " Okay, no problem." " Sure thing, Daktari." "I have nothing in that neck of the woods either." "Well, good." "[CLARENCE GROWLS]" "What's with Clarence?" "PAULA:" "Well, Clarence and Judy decided to celebrate my birthday a day early." "[MARSH CHUCKLES]" "Well, well, well." "Now, what do we have here?" "The, uh, snow queen, or the abominable snowman?" "[ALL CHUCKLE]" "Don't worry, I'll clean her up." "Come on, Judy." "Come on." "MARSH:" "Oh, boy." "Well, Mr. Whitechurch, this appears to be the area we're looking for." "What do you think?" " Well, start digging." " Huh?" "Even though there are no bars here, it's just like a prison." "Work, work, work." "Oh, come on now, Verdenstrasse." "Bitterness is a ridiculous emotion." "You're doing humanitarian service." "The home office is gonna be quite pleased." "Oh?" "I'm glad you think so." "Verdenstrasse, we're wasting time." "Start digging." "PAULA:" "Dad's so naive telling me the north waterhole's off limits because of testing the water there." "We know different, don't we, Judy?" "He's probably got a gift hidden there." "And I bet Hedley's in on it." "You know, come to think of it, probably is an animal." "Of course." "Animal has to have water." "Yeah, but what kind of an animal?" "Let's see, maybe a" "Oh, a margay or a baby tiger." "Or a hyrax." "Oh, how I'd love a hyrax." "Yeah, but every time I get a new pet, I either lose it to its parents in the bush or Jack for his experiments." "Oh, Judy, stop your silly pouting." "I'm not gonna love you any less." "Come on, cheer up." "You know, Judy, I'm suddenly very thirsty." "Where would be a good place to find some water, huh?" "Yeah, the waterhole." "Good thinking." "[PAULA CHUCKLES]" "[WHITECHURCH SIGHS]" "I say, that's a very nasty wound you have there." "Uh, it's nothing, I assure you." "But it's rather fresh, isn't it?" "Verdenstrasse tried to escape." "HEDLEY:" "Oh, I can't say I'm surprised." "Sending one man to guard a dangerous criminal?" " I shall speak to Snowhill about that." " Oh, that's very kind of you but I'm sure Snowhill had his reasons." "After all, the more people involved, the more chance there is of a security leak." "Well, I suppose you're right." "But I do think we ought to put something on that." "It's really very nasty." "When I need help" " Ah, I'm sorry." "Is there a first-aid kit in the lorry?" "Yes, you guard Verdenstrasse, I'll go and get it." "Come on, Judy." "Paula." "Paula, get away from here." "And you too, young lady." "What's wrong?" "Didn't Daktari order you to stay away from the waterhole?" "Well, yes, but I don't know what all this fuss is over." " Anyway, Hedley, I can keep a secret." " Secret?" "What did he tell you?" "Well, nothing." "You know how fathers are." "They don't need to say a thing." "If he didn't say anything, why didn't you stay on the compound as he instructed?" "All right, Hedley, if you're gonna pretend all this is hush-hush and very top-secret" "Top-secret?" "Who told you that?" "Nobody." "But the way you're acting...." "Never mind how I'm acting." "Now, please leave." "At once." "All right, I know when I'm not wanted." "Thank you for the escort service." "No, Officer Hedley's not here." "He's not expected until nightfall." "He left no word as to his destination." "And this is?" "The governor's office in Nagoro?" "I see." "Yes, sir." "I've got that." "Yes, sir." "I will try my best to find him." "It must be here somewhere." "Verdenstrasse, it's getting late." "You are so eager to leave?" "You dig." "[BOTH GIBBERING]" "Well, how's she going, old buddy?" "Oh, about three miles slower than a snail's pace." "Toto hasn't gotten over his shyness yet, huh?" "No." "Take a look for yourself." "Well, apparently Toto doesn't like peeping toms." "Apparently not." "I hoped that Judy's presence would distract her enough to let me observe but so far, no go." "Let's try it again, and if nothing happens, we'll just have to change tactics." "Judy." "Show Toto how to work the box." "Jack, you better fix that reward container, or your experiment won't prove out." "Right." "Oh, and, uh, let me know if you need any eye-wash." "Thanks." "Experiment 214, first day." "Subject:" "Toto." "This experiment is designed to measure the ability to distinguish color and shape." "Subject must place the red box in the proper receptacle." "Subject has been conditioned to expect a reward for proper placement." "Subject is now approaching the row of receptacles." "Possible choices:" "Red, blue, green, yellow, purple." "If Toto gets the right block in the right slot, a banana falls out of the box as a reward." "Judy." "[GIBBERING]" "Subject's first choice is blue." " Almost finished with Judy?" " I'm almost finished period." " Can I have her?" " Sure." "Judy." "Come on." "Okay." "You stay here." "What you got up your sleeve?" "Oh, just a little experiment of my own." "Okay, Judy." "I dub you Secret Agent Double-Oh-One Half." "Now, you're a spy." "That's right, S-P-Y, spy." "Now, I want you to sneak up on Hedley at the waterhole and record every sound you hear." "Then I can tell what kind of animal I'm gonna get." "Okay?" "Oh, now watch carefully what I'm gonna do, Judy." "[JUDY LAUGHS]" "Okay, Judy?" "This is what I want you to do." "Come on, your turn." "Good." "Okay, Judy, come on." "Come over here." "Now, step two is to learn how to turn on the tape recorder." "Now, this button here turns it on." "Now let's see you do it." "Good." "Good girl." "Okay, now, Judy, I'm depending on you." "I have to know what Dad bought me that's important enough to bring Hedley in." "You know, Judy, it might not be an animal." "It could be my motor scooter." "Now, okay, now, Judy." "Go to it." "Oh, wait, come back here, young lady." "Now, you're a spy." "Sneaky-like." "Okay, now go to it." "Okay, you can practice sneaking up on Clarence." "[GIBBERING]" "[GROWLS]" "[JUDY SCREECHING AND CLARENCE ROARING]" "Oh, Judy, let's see what you got." "[JUDY SCREECHING AND CLARENCE ROARING ON RECORDING]" "That's my undercover Judy." "Now, Judy, scoot on over to the north waterhole where we last saw Hedley." "Report back as soon as you get something on the tape." "Okay, you won't let them see you, now, will you?" "Remember, sneaky-like." "Go on." "WHITECHURCH:" "What was that?" "By George, I think we found it." "Yes, that's it." "Uh, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to be so abrupt." "The excitement, you know." "Well, shall we head off?" "Oh, I trust you can arrange to have someone repair our damage." "My orders were to leave no evidence that we've been here." "Of course." "Shouldn't you check the microfilm's still inside?" "I mean, after all these years it might be decayed or covered in mold." "I wish I could, but my orders are to the contrary." "The box must be returned unopened." "Even I have been forbidden to see its contents." "Well, shall we head off?" "[JEEP ENGINE SPUTTERING]" "WHITECHURCH:" "Let me look under the bonnet." "Loose distributor wire." "There." "That ought to hold it." "Uh, try it." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "Good show." "[ENGINE SPUTTERING]" "Ah." "Now what's the matter with the blasted thing?" "I'm afraid it's a little more serious this time." "The points." "Ah." "Can they be repaired?" "With a little time and a lot of effort." "And a good sharp file." "Then we cannot arrive at the airport this evening?" "We will arrive." "I, uh, suppose you have some tools in the lorry?" "I believe so, in the rear." " Mike, have you seen Judy?" " Not since this morning." "She's probably out someplace with Clarence." "And my tape recorder." "[LION CUB GROWLS]" "Well?" "Have you made any progress?" "Of course." "But these things take time." "Another hour, perhaps." "[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]" "I am tired of sitting." "I would like to take a walk." "Whitechurch, you're technically in charge." "You think that's safe?" "As long as you keep him covered." "Besides, I trust he's considered the fact that should he try to escape a very unknown jungle is waiting for him." " I merely wish to walk." " Very well." "Walk down the center of the road, I'll come behind you." "[RUSTLING]" "I hear an animal." "Over there." " That's not unusual." " Yes, yes." "But is it dangerous?" "I'll wager, Verdenstrasse, you've killed more men than all the animals around here put together." "That's far enough, Verdenstrasse." "Hedley you would make a very good warden." "You have just the right amount of fear to make you a potential bully." "That's far enough in another direction." "[CLARENCE ROARING ON RECORDING]" "Drop it." "Drop it or I shoot." " Where did you get that weapon?" " All right, I stole it from Whitechurch." "[RUSTLING]" " What is going on here?" " The gun, it is yours." "You took that gun from a holster which you didn't have when you were digging." "You couldn't have stolen that too." "Whitechurch." " I'm a very good shot, Hedley." " Oh." "It appears I've been hoodwinked." "No more than any of the others." "And many officials were involved." "Hedley, drop that gun." "Mine makes bigger holes." "You're one of the war criminals against whom the microfilm was to be used as evidence." " Heh." "There is no microfilm." " Keep quiet." "That is enough." "You're the one who got us into this exposé, my brave commandant." " One jungle noise" " I am still your superior." "Do not take such liberties." "Now, start walking." " No." " What?" "I want to know what is in that box." "I want to know what you've done with the real Mr. Whitechurch and I want to know what you intend to do with me." "Has it never occurred to you that prisoners don't make demands?" "I don't remember surrendering to you." "Therefore I don't consider myself your prisoner." "No?" "We will see who is a prisoner." "Mind your manners." "As you see, Mr. Whitechurch, or whoever you are prison is primarily a state of mind." "And I feel quite certain that neither of you gentlemen will ever be able to consider yourselves free men." "Now, what is in that box?" "Diamonds, eh?" "A million dollars' worth." "I told you 20 years ago, when you first came under my command that pride would be your downfall and it will be, if it has not already been." "You are as subtle as a 90 mm tank." "And now, Mr. Hedley, would you please mind walking back to the vehicle?" "Halt." "Get me some rope." "I will bind him while you fix the engine." "[BOTH SPEAKING IN GERMAN]" "HEDLEY:" "Judy, what are you doing here?" "Judy, untie me." "Untie me." "Good girl." "That's the way." "Good." "That's right." "WHITECHURCH:" "Where is that knife?" "In the tool box." "Now, hurry, hurry." "Hide, Judy, hide." "What was that noise?" "I was stretching my legs." "When we've finished, what do we do with Hedley?" "What do you think?" "Huh?" "[SPEAKS IN GERMAN]" "Oh, Judy, good." "Now untie me." "Wait, Judy, wait." "No, Judy, the box." "The metal box." "The box in the car." "Get it." "Now, Judy, take it to daktari." " Ah." "It is finished." " All right, let's go." "Run, Judy, run, run!" " That animal has got the box." " Take it to daktari." "[GIBBERING]" "WHITECHURCH:" "I told you we should have killed him the moment he served his purpose." "Ten-to-1 that chimp has lost the box in the jungle." "No, I do not think so." "I think she is too well-trained." "That she will reach daktari as he ordered." "Don't you, Hedley?" "I think you men are in enough trouble as it is." "You'd be better off to turn yourselves in before the charges get more severe." "Charges have no meaning unless we are caught." "We must reach Wameru before the animal." "And it we don't?" "Then we are most fortunate in having a very highly-respected hostage." "[GIBBERING]" "The safety of your friends depends upon your silence." "The mineral deposit is just about dissolved." "[JUDY GIBBERING]" " What's wrong with you, young lady?" " Judy, you lost my tape recorder." "Marsh." "Well, hello, Hedley." "What brings you here?" " Gentlemen." "WHITECHURCH:" "Come off it." "I think you're aware of our little problem." "Little problem?" "Your chimp stole a box from us." "A metal box." " Judy, you didn't." " Give it to me and there'll be no trouble." "I'd be happy to give it to you if I knew where it was." "Hedley, just what is this all about?" "Dispense with the games." "I think you'd better explain just what's going on here." "Well, Marsh, it seems we have a couple of diamond thieves on our hands." "So that's it, Marsh, I'm sorry." "I'd hoped Judy could warn you." "Well, at least it was a good try." "We must locate their diamonds and get these men out of here before someone gets hurt." "Yes, I think you've got a good idea." "Judy." "Judy, look at me." "The box." "What did you do with the box, hmm?" "Doctor, if you can, try to explain to that stupid animal that all your lives are in jeopardy unless that box is recovered." "Judy, come here, come here." "Listen." "Listen to me." "Listen, no games now, huh?" "I wanna know what you did with the box." "[GIBBERING]" "So the chimp didn't give it to you, huh?" "Judy." "Judy, now, listen to me." "We've got to have that box." "What did you do with the box?" "I do not intend to continue this ridiculous treasure hunt." "Now, this animal is trained." "She was ordered to bring the box back and she did." "You're wrong." "I haven't laid eyes on that box." "Any one of a hundred things could have happened to it." " She could have dropped it." " Another animal may have found it." "Give me a few more minutes with Judy." "I'm sure she'll remember." "Judy, Judy, come here." "Now, listen, Judy, listen to me." "Pay attention." "I want you to remember." "You must remember what you did with the box." "Stop stalling for time." "Wait a minute." " Hey, I left Toto here earlier." "WHITECHURCH:" "Who?" "Toto, a small chimp." "I'll bet she saw Judy hide that box and then took it for herself." "How big was that box?" "About six inches by three." "There's your answer." "Toto needed a box like that to claim her reward." "Yeah." "Let's have a look over here." "If, um, one of you wanna go inside, I think you'll find your box." "One minute." "His attitude, I do not like it." "You go inside." "All right." "Halt!" "Now I know there's something wrong here." "He is much too eager." "What is inside this arena?" "A man waiting to trap one of us?" "A way for you to escape?" "No, there's nothing inside." "Just an experimental booth." "Uh, Jack understands it, don't you, Jack?" "Sure, simple." "Now, what are those?" "Those are peepholes for observing the experimental animal." "There's nobody inside except Toto." "I will find out for myself." "Now, keep them covered." "Open it up." "Nobody in there but Toto." " Higher." " Sorry." "He is telling the truth." "Now move back." "Move." "[GIBBERING]" "Now get the box." "Now, if anybody moves I will shoot him." "WHITECHURCH:" "Get off, get off." "Get your hands up." "Well, it seems that your treasure hunt is over." "Outside." "MARSH:" "Okay, Hedley, they're all yours." "HEDLEY:" "All right, men, this way." "You know something?" "I'm kind of glad I forgot to fix that reward device." " Heh." "Wanna know something else?" " What?" "So am I." "[BOTH GIBBERING]" "Remarkable." "You see top secret procedures almost allowed those fellows to get away with it." "I left word in my office as to our whereabouts they could have contacted you when the real Whitechurch turned up in London." " Then he's alive." " Yes, he's in a hospital." "But he's mending well." "Quite a plan they had." "You see, Verdenstrasse spent several years in prison planting the idea that he buried microfilm of the Nazi escape plans in order to have a chance to get at those diamonds." "But how were the forced identification papers arrived at?" "Ah." "Now, Wardstadt, that's the fellow who was impersonating Whitechurch he got himself a job as a filing clerk in the Intelligence office." "Now, over a period of years, literally years he forged and stole enough communiqués to put the plan into action." "In a few hours they'd have been safely en route to a non-extraditable country." "Well, what happens now?" "Life imprisonment for Verdenstrasse and several years for Wardstadt." "Some people never learn." "I don't think he trusts me." "[MIKE CHUCKLES]" "[JUDY GIBBERING]" "[GROWLS]" "[BOTH GIBBERING]" "[English" " US" " SDH]"