"[rat squeaking]" " There, Slash, you see?" "Months ago, Kurtzman was tracking the creature, but it vanished." "I thought it was a hoax until these reports started to resurface." " You sure some normal didn't see one of us and think it was dinosaur?" "[low rumble]" " [clears throat] [low rumbling]" " Think that's Leatherhead and Pigeon Pete?" " No, they're searching the south side of the sewers." "Ohm..." "I can feel its presence." "[rumbling]" " Uh, Doc?" " I can't grasp its mind." "It's frenzied, chaotic." "Alien." "[stone cracking] [yells]" " [growling]" " Incredible." "He's real." " [coughing]" "Mutaters, smash them all." " Ah!" " Lights out." "[grunts]" " [growls]" " [grunts] - [roars]" " Ugh!" "[groans]" " [coughs]" "Mission, uh, the orders, they say... [coughs]" " Warped mind or not, you can't withstand this!" " [growls] Crush them all!" " [squeals]" " ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" "♪ Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team ♪" "♪ On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪" "♪ So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪" "♪ Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪" "♪ Can't stop these radical dudes ♪" "♪ The secret of the ooze, made the chosen few ♪" "♪ Emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪" "♪ The good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪" "♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ Donatello is the fellow has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ And you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪" "♪ Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪" "♪ To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " Yes, the final episode." " Mikey, Raph is gonna be super ticked if we watch the "Crognard" finale without him." " Oh, yeah?" "Well the "Crognard" finale's gonna be super ticked Raph didn't show up on time to watch it." "[dramatic music]" " Crognard, to do battle with the Dread Dragon" "Wigglepuss of the Gray Northern Middle Mountains of Moorerless is to court destruction." " Fret not, friend Spooch and wise Wizardess, for I, Crognard the Barbarian, will cleave the Dread Dragon Wigglepuss in two and feast upon its entrails." "Huzzah!" "[dragon roars]" " Mm!" "Spooch hope Crognard demolishes that dumb old dragon, spooch, spooch!" "♪ [dragon roars]" " Huzzah!" "[dragon chewing]" " Spooch!" "[dragon roars] [lounge music plays]" " That's it?" "After all those adventures, he just bites it?" "What kind of anti-climate ending is that?" " Anti-climactic." "[phone rings]" "Wow, talk about a bummer ending." "Hey, do you think-- - [gasps]" "Sh, sh, sh, you guys!" "It's Raph." "Uh, be cool, be cool." "[clears throat]" "Uh, hey, man, what's-- uh, what's--what's going down?" " You jerks didn't watch the "Crognard" finale while I'm stuck on Shredder patrol, right?" " Who, us?" "No, of course not." "But I bet if we did watch it, we'd have found it incredibly anti-climate--climactic." " Yeah, well, you better wait until" " Raphael!" " [gasps]" "(Rockwell) We need your help." " [groans] Rockwell?" "[suspenseful music] [rat squeaks]" "♪" " Doc, where are they?" " Where is "he,"" "or should I say "it," is the better question." "And the answer is "gone," for now." " What kind of "it" can knock Slash out cold?" " A being not of this world." "Something beyond monstrous." "Something I fear will" " Dino-Man!" " Ugh." "Wait, Dino-Man?" "Some kind of mutant?" " No, perhaps it's a dinosaur offshoot, evolved in secret over hundreds of millions of years." " He's an alien." "Where you going, brother?" " If some dino-alien is living in my sewers and beating up my friends, then I'm gonna return the favor." " Do be careful." "He's confused, unpredictable, frantic..." " And hits like a runaway bus." "[groans]" " Noted." "Now get back to the lair so Splinter can patch you up." "Dino-Man's got a head start." "I aim to catch up." " Be warned, Raphael!" "He is possibly the most powerful creature we've ever encountered!" "[line trilling]" " Raph's not picking up." "Maybe he's in trouble." " Any luck on your end, Mikey?" " Nada." "The "Crognard" fan sites all say that really was the last episode." "What a bust." " I meant have you found Raph?" "Really, though?" "There wasn't, like, a movie or something after?" " Raphael is searching the sewers for the Dino-Man." " Thank you, narrator?" " Whoa." "How long can a giant dinosaur stay hidden in a little sewer?" "[low humming]" " [gasping]" " [grunts]" " Rockwell, what happened?" " Did you say, "Dino-Man"?" "As in urban legend Dino-Man from the news?" " He's no legend." "He's real." "And he's more powerful than you could ever imagine." "Alas, we tried to stop Raphael from going alone, but" " That hothead's about to get himself into some hot water." "[dramatic music] [gurgling water]" " Huh?" "♪" " [growling]" " What the heck?" " Zog's ready." "[coughs]" "The beacon..." "orders must triangulate now." " Back off, Dino-Man!" " [roars]" " Whoa, whoa!" " [roars]" " Easy, big guy." "Look, man, I don't want to hurt you, and I'm not sure I can." " [coughs] Mutaters are close." "[snorts and roars]" "Command!" " [whimpers] [rocks crumbling] [coughing]" "Faster than he looks." " [roaring] - [yelps]" "Whoa!" " [roaring]" " [shouts]" " [roars]" " [shrieks]" "Aah!" " [roars]" "All explosions zero on mission status!" "[coughs] Command." "Orders!" " I got your orders right here!" " Power to the Triceraton Empire." "Destroy the Kraang!" " [struggling] - [roaring]" " You're after the Kraang?" " [grunts]" " Well, I got good news for you." " [roars]" " We kicked their butts back to Dimension X." "Ah!" "[struggling]" " Captain Mozar, orders, now." "[coughs] Orders for the beacon!" " [struggling] Orders are...stop!" " On whose authority?" " Uh, me!" "Commander, uh, Zoraph in charge." "Here, now, of you!" "Please don't crush me!" " [growls] - [struggles] [panting]" " Zog reporting for duty, sir." "[coughs]" "Alert Tri-Troops to Kraang!" "Smash them to bits!" "[coughs]" " Uh..." "so that actually worked?" " Orders, sir?" " Oh, uh, right." "So you think they're out there, soldier?" "Then I order you to find the Kraang." " Zog has the trail as Zoraph commands." "Head down, horns up!" "[rocks smash]" " Well, this day is getting awesome." "[dragon roars] - [yelps] [tape rewinds] [dragon roars]" " Aw, yeah!" "Fixed it!" "See?" "Now he wins." "[phone rings]" " It's Raph." "Dude, where are you?" "We've been calling." "[train horn blows] [rocks grinding]" " About time." " All right, we're here." "What's this all about?" " [growls] [all gasp] [yells]" " Aah!" " Yo, hold up!" "False alarm, Zog." " Holy chalupa." "The Dino-Man's real?" " And you tamed him?" " Sorta." "He likes smashing stuff." "Isn't that right, soldier?" " [growls]" " Hold up, Raph." "Did you forget the part where he beat down half the Mighty Mutanimals?" " Just trust me." "I'll explain on the way." "Go get 'em, soldier!" " On the way where?" " The Kraang." " Dude, the Kraang are gone." "We kicked them back to Dimension X, remember?" "And then we ate pizza and break danced, and I threw up, 'cause" " No, man." "Zog says they're still here and he can sniff them out." "Huh, Zog?" " Zog!" "[coughs] Zog will lead to Kraang." "Beacon needed!" "[coughs] Destruction to the mutaters." " You tell them, soldier." "Old Zog's spaceship crash-landed a few months back." "He's been taking out the Kraang's secret bases ever since." "He's on our side." " And you trust him?" " Well, we bonded over a mutual love of destruction." "What's up, Zog?" "You find something?" " [sniffs and coughs]" " What's wrong with him?" "Is he sick?" " [coughing]" " I'm starting to understand his backwards talk." "His people, the Triceratons, need nitrogen to breathe." " And the part where he calls you Commander Zoraph and does everything you say?" " Hey, I saw a chance to have an attack dino, and I took it." "What's the big deal?" "He needs a leader, and I'm leading." " [growling]" " I don't know about this." " Well, he's a mostly rational guy." "Aren't you, Zog?" " Stomp the mutaters!" "[dramatic music]" "Man your battle stations!" "[rocks crumbling] The invasion begins!" " You were saying?" " You were saying?" " It is the one called the Turtles." " Whoa, Zog was right." "The Kraang are back." " And the one called Tri-Tri-Tri-Tri-Triceraton." "[electronic whirring]" " Kraang, destroy for Kraang." " Mikey destroys for Mikey." " Hiya!" "I don't miss these guys..." "But I do miss doing that." " Biotroids, engage!" "[electronic whirring]" " Me and Zog will take these goons." " [growls]" " Head down, horns up." " Mutaters!" "[grunting]" " [squealing]" " [screeches] [flatulence]" " [yells] [roaring]" " [squeals]" " [yells]" "Zoraph will... [coughs] Make your invasion defeat." "[splats] To the end." " [squeals]" " You tell 'em, Zog!" "[electronic whirring]" " [grunts] [Kraangdroid thuds]" " Whoa." "Hey, thanks, big guy." " Alert the beacon." "Send the troops." "The Kraang..." "[coughs]" "Have the back door to space!" " Uh, can we come back to that?" "I'm about to pinpoint Kraang's secret hideout." " Kraang!" "[glass shatters]" " Whoa!" "Or we could just smash it to pieces and never find out where it is." " [yelling]" " Ah!" " And that's for Crognard!" " Are your really still mad about the finale?" " Aha!" "I knew you watched it!" " Watched it!" " Whoa!" "Space hole, dudes!" " Wow, a portal." "I wonder where it leads." "You know, we should do a test first, just in case it's" " Get in that foxhole, soldier!" " Sir!" "♪" " What?" "That's what I got him for." "Good job, Zog!" " He's not an attack dog, Raph." "He's a deranged alien we know nothing about." " What's to know?" "We hate Kraang." "Zog hates Kraang." "Sweet deal." "♪" "What do you got, Zog?" " [coughs]" "Mutaters are close." "There." " The Statue of Liberty..." "is a Kraang base?" " Oh, no." "The Kraang are using the Statue of Liberty..." "as a base." " That's just evil." " The beacon must..." "[coughs]" "The beacon must go." "No choice, rally them!" " Awesome job, Sergeant Zog." "You ready to do this?" " [grunts]" " Whoa, what are they doing?" "[electronic whirring]" " Looks like they're trying to open a portal." "And if they bring all those Technodromes through, we're all basically doomed." " Not on our watch." "I've got a plan." "Listen close because we've gotta be precise about it." " Filthy Kraang!" "Horns up!" "[roars]" " [sighs] Free-for-all it is." " [roaring]" " Triacera--no, no." "[explosion] - [yells] [roars]" "Kraang?" " Uh..." " [roars]" "Empire to victory!" " Got to admit, he's good with his hands." "[dramatic music]" "♪" " [grunts]" " Zog!" "We gotta help him." "I'm coming, Zog!" " I got a bad feeling-- whoa!" "[grunting]" " Almost cracked the encryption, and then the Kraang can kiss their portal good-bye." "♪" " Hiya!" "I'll get you out of there, pal." "♪" "Whoa, nice." "Portable dinosaur." " Raph, what are you doing?" " Me and Zog are gonna take the crown." "You guys try and shut the portal down from here." "♪" " Up for the beacon!" "[coughs]" "The empire will..." "[coughs]" "Not be contained!" "[electronic whirring]" " Portal is down." "No way they're opening that baby up." " I still can't believe dino-dude was right about the Kraang." " And what's this beacon he keeps talking about?" "[phone rings]" " Meet us in the crown." "Zog found his old gear." "♪ [electronic whirring] [air hisses]" " At last." "I can...breathe again." " Good, 'cause it's time to bounce." "All right, fine..." "Commander Zoraph orders you to bounce." "[electronic whirring and laser blast]" "♪ [electronic whirring]" " No signal." "Need higher ground." " Raph!" " What happened?" " Did you get Kraanged up?" " Zog found his old equipment... and then he turned on me." "You were right, Leo." " It happens to the best of us." "♪" " [growls]" "♪" " Hey, Zog." "You're not sore about the whole, you know," "Commander Zoraph thing, are you?" " No." " Phew." " I expect such treachery from the likes of Earth." "We Triceratons pride ourselves on loyalty and honor." "You Earth-dwellers are full of lies and deceit." " Hey, who you calling "Earth-dweller"?" " Look, man, I'm sorry, but you were kinda being a jerk, and I had to chill you out somehow, and" "What exactly are you doing with that bomb-looking thing?" " It's not a bomb, it's a signal beacon." " Phew." " To signal the Triceraton Empire's armada, to come and wipe out this Kraang-infested planet." " [gasps]" " What?" " [roars] - [grunts]" " You can stop the Kraang without destroying the planet, you madman!" " [grunts]" " Oh!" " [yelling]" " Zog, think of what our species could learn from each other!" "[both grunting]" " I know all I need to know about your planet!" "You let the Kraang run rampant, jeopardizing the safety of the galaxy." "I see no reason to spare you." " 'Cause we're friends, Zog!" "♪" " Friends?" "[roars]" " We made a good team." "We stopped the Kraang together." "Don't do this, man." "Don't do this to our world." " Enough!" "♪" " [grunting]" "[grunts] [electronic whirring] [shouts]" "[grunts]" " You fool!" " I'm sorry I lied to you, Zog." "But I can't let you invade our world." " I'll squash you!" " [yells]" "Zog!" "Zog, take my hand!" " Long live the Triceraton Empire." " No!" "No!" " Sorry, Raph." "But at least we stopped the Kraang." " And Zog's signal, thank goodness." " Yeah, and on the bright side, we don't have to worry about an invasion of Space Dinosaurs." " I hope not." "[electronic beeping]" " Sir, we have received the signal beacon." "It is deep in sub-sector 919837 on an unevolved third world planet called Earth." " [growls]" "Take us to this world, Commander." "[spaceships whirring]" "[upbeat music]" "♪"