"Previously on 90210:" "You're working for a congressional candidate?" "My uncle's running." "Uh, we could never be together if you're going to work for him." "I don't have any proof of the stolen cars, but he threatened my girlfriend." " Work with the police to get the evidence we need." " I'm in." "This is about business." "Just let me back in." "I cannot trust anyone unless I know where their loyalties lie." "$10,000?" "They loved your picture so much" "I think you could work a whole lot more." "They paid us to hang out with them?" "Bree, we are like prostitutes." "No, we're not prostitutes." "We're escorts." "Bree sent me here to meet with just you?" "I know we met in a way that makes you uncomfortable, but I really like you." "I heard you say that you don't want your heart broken." "You can pretty much count on it." "You're just a girl Austin's sleeping with." "You'll never be his girlfriend, because Austin doesn't have girlfriends." "So you're not an addict?" "No, Ade." "Dixon:" "Hey, I'll buy the rest of your stash." "Mm, I love the smell of cinnamon in the morning." "Hey, do not touch." "I am making breakfast in bed for the birthday boy." "Don't you mean that guy's making breakfast?" "Ludwig is providing the breakfast," "I am taking care of the "in bed" part." "Well, delicious." "You're a really good girlfriend." "Naomi:" "I know, right?" "That sorority slut holly says that Austin doesn't do real relationships." "She couldn't be more wrong." "Hmm." "Absolutely." "Just because you guys started off having hate sex motivated by revenge doesn't mean you're not legit." "Okay." "Austin and I have been dating just as long as you and mystery moneybags, and you two are pretty serious, so..." "Good point." "Who am I to judge how relationships get started?" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Pants off, back in bed!" "I can't." "I gotta catch a flight to Vegas." "You're going to Vegas?" "I love Vegas." "Well, that makes one of us." "I hate Vegas." "You made waffles!" "Yeah." "That's sweet." "Listen, you know I'd love to spend my birthday with my gal, but my family's waiting." "Call you when I get back?" "(Laughs)" "Did he really just take a waffle to Vegas instead of me?" "Hi, Silver." ""Teddy, I missed you!" ""Thanks for taking a break from the campaign trail to come home and watch me work!"" "All right, man, look, the poll numbers are stressing Marissa out, she's riding me like Seabiscuit to finish these videos for the website." "I get it." "(Clears throat) Thank you." "Campaigning with my uncle makes a tennis tour look easy." "But on the bright side, my family is talking to me again." "They even invited me to my sister's wedding." "That's great." "So who's the lucky date?" "What, like a man date?" "Oh." "My dad would have a stroke." "Besides, I just haven't really met anyone I like." "Since Shane?" "He's a good guy, Teddy, he's just passionate about politics." "And he was kind of a jerk about it." "But I miss him too." "Well, if you need a beard for your sister's wedding, my social calendar is woefully empty." "We're all going to Vegas!" "Annie:" "Full disclosure:" "Naomi's actually chasing Austin, who just left to spend his birthday with his family." "Oh, his family." "How dare he?" "Austin may have put the thought into my head, but going by myself would be sad and pathetic, so..." "I want to bring my sad and pathetic friends with me." "(Naomi laughs)" "What do you think?" "Yay!" "Uh..." "I guess "no" is out of the question." "I could use a break from all this work." "I'm in." "Patrick's out of town, I could use a trip." "Looks like we're going to Vegas." "(Laughs) Yeah!" "(Whoops)" "Oh!" "Bull's-eye!" "Whoa!" "Dude." "Totally spanked you, bitch." "No." "No, no, no, no." "We paused the game for a sneeze." "You can't throw during a sneeze pause." "Liam:" "Hey, listen up." "Naomi's organized a last-minute trip to Vegas." "Everyone's invited." "Uh, almost." "Sorry, Silver's going." "Yeah, yeah, I think that'd be a little weird." "I haven't talked to Silver since we broke up." "Yeah, and I don't think Vegas is the best place for me right now." "Why?" "Silver doesn't hate you." "No, I..." "I mean, I..." "It's probably not the best place for Navid." "You know, he's going through a real bad breakup, and..." "Vegas is full of temptation." "So the easiest way to resist is to have a good friend nearby, so, good friend, I will be on you like white on rice." "Oh, yeah, of course." "Because I might have to drown my sorrows over Silver in cheap prime rib." "(Laughs)" "Is that why you've been so clingy?" "Yeah." "I mean, why else would I be?" "Well, listen, cling to Navid in Vegas." "I already promised Naomi we were in." "All right?" "This should be cool." "Come on." "I've never been to Vegas with money before." "Yeah." "Vegas does sound great right now." "I'm in." "Yes." "We are not sharing a room." "Hey, I'll meet you guys at the airport." "Yep." "Uh... hey." "Uh, it would be great to see you there." "(Laughs)" "Right." "Because it's not a road trip without Silver and I pulling hair and falling into a pool." "Are you okay?" "I mean, with everything?" "Me?" "Yeah." "Yeah, of course." "I thought we settled all that with your... 24-hour handcuff marathon." "I told you I'm drug-free." "I mean, it's not like the minute I get to Vegas without you," "I'm gonna turn into a drug fiend, right?" "(Chuckles)" "You're cute when you worry about me, you know that?" "Okay." "I drop off these three DVDs, and then we are off to Vegas." "All right." "Oh, Silver!" "Good." "Hi." "I need your feedback on some raw footage from our last rally." "And then... you can look over these still shots." "Actually, Marissa, uh..." "Don't kill me, but I sort of thought I had the weekend off, and my friends are going to Vegas." "Vegas?" "Well, what am I going to do without you?" "You know what?" "You've been working really hard." "You've earned some time off." "Oh!" "Thank you." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I'll see you on Monday." "Okay." "But... can you keep your cell phone handy, and your laptop?" "I'm sure you won't need it, but if there's an emergency..." "Absolutely." "It'll be like I never left." "Okay." "Hey." "(Clears throat)" "Hey." "So how's the campaign going?" "Good." "So should we talk about religion, too, or stick to fighting about politics?" "How about neither?" "Good." "'Cause I owe you an apology, Teddy." "I get caught up in the issues sometimes, and I forget about what's important." "People." "Although I admit, it's..." "It's been hard to forget about you." "Yeah." "Me, too." "So... maybe when I get back from Vegas, we can hang out?" "Yeah, that'd be great." "Cool." "(Clears throat) Okay." "I think this is where, Shane, you say," ""Vegas?" "That sounds like fun."" "And then Teddy, you say," ""Really?" "You want to come with us?"" "What she said." "Cool." "Yeah." "Cool." "Seriously." "How two guys ever figure out how to date is just beyond me." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Where do you think you're going, half-day Hassan?" "After you drop off my dry-cleaning," "I need you to go to the market, and get me that cereal with the little blueberries in it." "Yeah." "When I said I want to be more involved in the family business, running your errands isn't what I meant." "I'm going to Vegas." "And don't forget to walk your dog when I'm out of town." "I, I, I get it." "You're frustrated." "You want to do something more important." "It happens that I have a package." "That needs to be delivered to an associate in Vegas." "What is it?" "It's a very interesting thing called none of your business." "Now..." "You will be contacted about the delivery details." "Until then, guard this with your life, and do not open it." "If you want to gain my trust don't screw this up." "Yeah." "Kat, it's me." "I think I finally got something that'll take down my uncle." "Presidential suite, baby." "Oh, Naomi, this place is great." "This is great." "Naomi:" "Don't thank me, thank the guy with the million-dollar abs." "Dixon:" "Wait, wait." "You paid for this?" "Dude, thanks for the suite, moneybags." "You know, you guys have been paying for me for a long time." "It's nice to finally return the favor." "(Laughing) Oh, I got dibs on this one." "I'll get the bags." "Uh, yeah, me too." "This place is dripping with bling." "Yeah, it's really..." "So..." "How have you been?" "You know, uh..." "You?" "Same." "Okay." "I'm gonna..." "Yeah." "Uh..." "Hey, um..." "Are you going to be okay with, you know, your little problem?" "Problem?" "Um..." "What... what problem?" "Well, come on, we're in the gambling capital of the world, and I know you have a gambling problem, so..." "I'm just a little bit worried, you know?" "Yeah, um... uh..." "That's not a problem." "At all." "I won't even gamble a nickel." "As long as I'm with my friends, I'll be fine." "All right." "Good." "Seriously." "Naomi:" "Unbelievable!" "I called the three best hotels on the Strip, and Austin isn't registered at a single one." "Hmm." "Are you sure he said Vegas?" "Of course." "It's not like he's going to lie to his girlfriend." "(Sighs)" "You know what?" "He's probably at one of those" "Western-themed hotels downtown." "You know, where you rope your own cow for dinner?" "Mm-hmm." "Do we have a butler?" "Silver:" "Are you really texting a picture of yourself to Austin?" "Um, would you look at me in this bikini?" "It'd be selfish not to share." "Well, if you can't track him down, that ought to bring him out of hiding." "(Giggles)" "Why are you waiting in line?" "Uh, I was hoping to get in one last swim before I die of heat stroke." "(Giggles)" "Celebrities don't have to wait in line." "Who's the celebrity?" "Woman:" "Uh, that'd be you." "That's really nice of you, but I can't leave my friends." "They can come, too." "We can..." "Come on." "Really?" "Yeah!" "Thank you." "All right!" "Help yourselves to complimentary drinks, towels, and gift bags." "And if there's anything else you need, just ask me." "All right, thanks." "(Exclaiming)" "Wow." "Oh, man." "It's paradise." "Dude, I knew being friends with you would one day pay off." "(Grunts)" "(Chuckling):" "Yeah!" "(Cell phone rings)" "Hello." "Silver." "Hi." "Did I catch you at a bad time?" "Marissa, uh, it's never a bad time to get a call from your boss." "What's up?" "Well, I'm putting together a last-minute town hall meeting, and I need some footage recut." "And I swear, this is the last thing I'm gonna ask you to do, and then you're on vacation." "Yeah, for sure." "I'll get right on it." "Okay, thank you." "You are not seriously going to do work in Vegas?" "Apparently, I'm indispensable." "Yeah?" "Well, I'm hot." "In more ways than one." "Mm." "I'm gonna go sit in the shade." "Hello, boys." "Hey!" "(Man whistles)" "Wow." "That body's impressive." "Yeah, yeah." "She's pretty proud of it." "I was talking about yours, bro." "I'd kill for abs like that." "What up?" "Hey, man." "Came to the right pool, my dude." "This place treats celebs like God." "Anything you need, they'll get it for you." "Seriously, anything." "Actually, all I want to do is just cool off." "Uh, are we going swimming or what?" "Huh?" "I'm in." "Hey, Sally, you gonna put down your murse, take a dip?" "Huh?" "Your man-purse." "You haven't set it down since we left L.A." "I don't want to lose it;" "it's a family heirloom." "Heirloom?" "What, what, your grandma?" "(Laughter)" "Grandma's murse!" "Okay, okay, okay, okay!" "You know what?" "Let's go swimming." "Annie, can you please watch this bag?" "(All yelling)" "(Chuckles)" "(Sighs)" "I'm really glad you came with us." "I'm having a great time." "Me, too." "Would it be terribly antisocial of us to ditch the group tonight and go out, the two of us?" "I think I can live with that." "Yeah?" "Thanks." "No way!" "The regional asset allocation convention?" "Um, you lost me at "regional."" "Patrick is at that convention." "I'm totally gonna find him looking fabulous and surprise him." "Surprise the boyfriend in Vegas." "That sounds like a plan." "Austin!" "Hi." "You found me." "Well, I got your 50 messages." "It wasn't hard." "What are you doing here?" "Um, the group wanted to go to Vegas, so I thought, why not?" "I was going to surprise you for your birthday to see the look on your face." "And there is the look." "That was fun." "All right, I'll see you back home." "One." "Yo, how about you come to a poker game with me tonight?" "It's invitation-only, and there's an extra seat." "Oh, man, that sounds awesome, but, um, I'm not 21." "This is more of a private game." "You got to be a somebody to even get into the door." "Here." "Check it out." "Cool, I'll think about it." "All right." "Ladies..." "Okay, listen, I'm not in the mood for practical jokes." "Where's my bag?" "Dude, relax." "Annie asked me to watch it." "I covered your murse with a towel to be safe." "It was here a second ago," "I swear." "This can't be happening." "No, you don't understand." "I need that bag." "Oh, no." "Some guy in a bikini must have walked off with your purse." "(Laughter)" "Navid:" "Seriously, guys." "This isn't funny." "I'm a dead man." "I get the feeling you're not happy to see me." "Of course I'm happy to see you." "I just, I just wish you hadn't come." "Austin, what is going on?" "Why don't you want me here for your birthday?" "Because I don't want to be here for my birthday." " What?" " Look, birthdays are a big deal to my dad, okay?" "He likes to just keep them family-only." "Okay, no offense, but who cares what your dad thinks?" "It's your birthday." "Who does he think he is?" "That guy." "My dad is that guy." "Judd Ridge, the country legend?" "Yeah." "That's your dad?" "Uh-huh." "Austin, why didn't you just tell me?" "It's not just you;" "I don't tell anybody." "What, 'cause it's too cool?" "Hey, no, being a fan is too cool, okay?" "Listen, being his son is something else." "Because, you know, it's his fame, not mine." "I just stand in his shadow when I'm with him." "Okay, okay." "Well, while I'm here, could we stand in his shadow together?" "You could at least go for a drink with me." "Okay, yeah." "I mean, after a night out with my old man," "I'm gonna need one anyway." "Listen, he's having this birthday party for me after his concert that I can't get out of." "So why don't you swing by and we'll, uh, sneak out, have some fun." "Okay?" "Okay." "I'd love to." "Okay." "See ya." "I'm sorry we couldn't find your bro-purse." "Yeah, take this dry-cleaning ticket." "It's for my favorite suit." "I'd like to be buried in it." "Uh, whoa, hey." "Um, no offense, but these guys look a little out of your league, Liam." "Please." "I spent all summer on a fishing boat." "If I can hold my own playing poker against a bunch of tattooed longshoremen," "I think I can handle this crowd." "Yo, what up, kid?" "Hey." "Glad you made it." "How you doing?" "Good." "Yo, I hope you brought a fat stack with you, bro." "Uh, you know, it's not really that fat, but..." "Dude, you kill me." "Cash isn't good here." "The house will give you credit." "All right, poker room is that way, lounge is that way." "And between you and me, see this chick right here?" "That's the concierge." "She'll hook you up with whatever you need." "I call her "the Drugstore."" "Hey, you okay?" "You're sweating." "Yeah." "What's up?" "Oh, man, I'm a terrible friend." "I completely forgot about your gambling problem." "We should go." "Yeah, let's get out of here." "No, no, guys." "Believe me, I have that addiction under control." "Plus, it'll be positive reinforcement to see you lose all your money." "(Chuckles)" "Hey, my murse." "I have to go talk to that guy." "Yo, yo, yo." "Where do you think you're going?" "I was gonna..." "No, no." "Seat at this table is invitation only." "If Liam wants to bring his little entourage, you're gonna have to ask him." "Are you ready?" "Buy-in's ten large." "Whoa, what-- that's $10,000, kid." "Dude, I got this." "What's the point of me having all this money if I can't have a little fun, huh?" "Come on, entourage." "Are you sure?" "Hey, lady, can I get a cup of coffee when you have a sec?" "Yeah, yeah." "How was it out there?" "Oh, it was freezing, but I kind of like it when it's not that crowded." "Is that why you didn't go to Vegas?" "Uh, I just couldn't really imagine partying while Raj is off getting cancer treatment." "You know what I mean?" "So instead, I booked a ticket out tonight to spend the rest of the time with him until he finishes." "Aw, he's gonna be so happy to see you." "I was talking to him this morning before he went into his treatment, and I could just tell how scared he was." "'Cause he was doing this thing where he was trying to joke around about being able to handle the chemo on his own." "And I just... (Sighs):" "I don't know..." "I knew from the moment he said that, that I should have never let him go without me." "Yeah." "I think I know what you mean." "Hey, um, let's get out of here." "Huh?" "Why don't me, you and your-your purse go see a show or something, huh?" "I can't." "Oh, I got to go." "Okay, so where we going?" "No, we aren't headed anywhere." "Look, seeing Silver was harder than I thought." "I just, I need some time alone, okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "Um, no sweat." "Just hit me later." "Cool." "I raise you." "I call." "Full boat." "(Sighs)" "That sucks." "'Cause I have a straight flush." "Yeah!" "Hey." "You win some, you lose some, right?" "What do you say we go drown our sorrows at a buffet or something, huh?" "I don't think I can afford it." "I just lost $80,000." "Naomi, you are going to blow Austin's mind in that outfit." "You are going to knock the wind out of Patrick." "Hi." "(Laughs)" "Silver, you look really pretty." "Don't look at me like that." "It just feels good to be dressed up and not hunched over a computer." "Well, you deserve to have fun." "Thank you." "Any ideas?" "Okay, this is Vegas." "Find a tall, dark, handsome stranger, go back with him to his hotel room, do the sickest things you can possibly imagine." "If you can wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and not be completely disgusted," "I'll be totally disappointed." "Okay, I was thinking more along the lines of Cirque du Soleil or Celine Dion, but I forgot I was asking an insane person." "(Cell phone rings)" "No, no, no!" "I was out the door." "(Clears throat)" "Hey, Marissa." "Yeah." "No problem." "I can fax those to you right away." "Sure." "Bye." "Okay, well, looks like I'll be the prettiest girl in the office center." "Nope, not on the list." "Austin doesn't have a plus one." "(Chuckles) There must be some mistake, okay?" "My boyfriend is in there waiting for me." "Look, I'm not saying you're not his girlfriend, but are you sure you're his girlfriend?" "(Clown horn honks)" "Okay, I'm sorry." "A bunch of cheesy impersonators are allowed into, yes, my boyfriend's birthday party, and I'm stuck out here?" "They're part of the show." "Now step aside." "Hey, Marilyn, um, would you like to make some extra money?" "(Cell phone rings)" "Hey." "Hey, babe." "How you doing, sweetheart?" "I miss you." "I keep thinking about all the fun things that we could be doing if we were in the same place." "(Chuckles)" "So, what if all of the distance between us suddenly vanished?" "Mmm, well, that would be great." "Uh... oh, uh, listen, the person" "I'm having dinner with just got here." "I gotta go." "I miss you." "Do you have a lot of experience putting on wires?" "Only because I watched the show The Wire, and they..." "they usually find the wire." "I well be watching from the car." "Anything happens, I will be there in ten seconds." "(Phone buzzes)" "Better hurry up." "My contact is here." " What do you think is in there?" "I mean, drugs?" "Body part?" " Can't we just open it?" "Look, if they notice the package has been tampered with, it could put you and the drop in danger." "Okay?" "But I wouldn't have come all the way from L.A." "if I didn't think this was important." "Yeah, well, whatever it is, I hope it's enough to put my uncle and his sleazy friends in jail." "Just get me out of this mess." "(Doorknob rattles)" "(Grunts)" "(Sighs)" "Sorry." "Housekeeping!" "(Door closes)" "That was close." "Oh, good thinking." "Dude, I'm going crazy in here." "This place is making me completely claustrophobic." "Seriously, let's just get out of here." "Yeah, well, it's a little late for that." "If this doesn't turn around, I am broke." "And I just don't mean my savings." "I mean, everything I own in this world:" "My bike, my bar, everything." "Listen, just do me a favor." "Do not let me deal away my last hundred bucks on earth, okay?" "Deal me in." "Marilyn, where the hell have you been?" "!" "I was just looking for the birthday boy." "Very funny." "You're the birthday finale." "(Cheers, applause)" "Get up there and sing!" "(Chuckles nervously)" "♪ Happy... birthday ♪" "♪ to you ♪" "♪ Happy birthday to you ♪" "(gasps)" "(Laughs)" "The girl can't carry a tune, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm." "♪ Happy Birthday ♪" "♪ Mr. Austin ♪" "♪ Happy Birthday ♪" "♪ to you. ♪" "(cheers, applause)" "Happy Birthday, son!" "Um, uh, what are you doing?" "Okay, listen, I didn't have no choice!" "The bouncer was a complete jerk." "He said my name wasn't on the guest list." "I didn't put your name on the guest list." "I was hoping to slip out of here and meet you." "Austin, if you don't want me here, just say it!" "It's not that I don't want you here." "I don't want us not here." "Austin, I didn't know that you and Marilyn were acquainted." "Dad, this is Naomi, my girlfriend." "Nice to meet you." "(Whistles) Um..." "Uh, dad, thanks for the party, but we're actually gonna sneak out of here and..." "Oh, come on, son, if your girlfriend went to this much trouble to meet me," "I think she deserves a little face time with the King of Country!" "(Naomi chuckles)" "Look at this, everybody." "My son got himself a good-looking girlfriend!" "(Laughter)" "Trust me, I'm as surprised as you are." "I'd have to be crazy to think that my son could ever reach the level of success that I've reached in life." "But when I see this gorgeous knockout on his arm," "I have to think maybe a little bit of the old man might have rubbed off on him after all." "(Laughter)" "Let me ask you something, sweetheart." "Mm-hmm." "Did he drop my name when he first met you, or did he wait till the first date just to kinda seal the deal?" "I know it's a shock to you, dad, but sometimes I get by in life just fine without dropping your name." "Oh, relax, son." "I'm just joking with you." "I reckon I forgot to hand him down my sense of humor." "(Laughter)" "I guess so." "We're gonna get out of here." "Hold on, son." "Your birthday is a very special opportunity for you to spend a little one-on-one time with dear old dad." "Not to mention I canceled my second show to be here with you." "Do you know how much money that cost me?" "No, of course you don't, 'cause you think it's more important to spend time with your girlfriend." "No, no, the two of you should do the birthday thing together." "I will see Austin later." "Thank you, Nancy." "You're a real peach." "Come on, son." "It's your night." "Let's go." "I can't believe Navid is hooking up with some random girl in Las Vegas, unless..." "Do you think he's been cheating on me this whole time?" "You're asking the idiot who thought that it was a good idea to surprise her globetrotting, womanizing boyfriend at a Vegas hotel bar." "Yeah, but come on, how could you have known he was some kind of lying man-whore?" "I mean, of course, I couldn't." "Well, whenever you're ready to make the call and dump him, I'll be here, probably just right here in this spot." "A scotch, please." "Hey." "Hey." "What's wrong?" "The date not go well?" "It was one of the most romantic evenings of my life." "So, why exactly is that sad?" "What's the point of dating?" "I mean, so I can fall in love and break up with people for the rest of my life?" "There's no endgame for me, no big fairy tale where a prince meets another prince and they live happily ever after." "Teddy, you can be exactly who you are and have everything you want." "Gay couples get married, they start families." "It's not about gay marriage." "It's about me being gay married, you know?" "I always pictured myself in a regular marriage." "The wife, the kids, the kind of happy family you see in a catalog." "The kind of family my sister is gonna have." "(Sighs) Things were so much easier when I knew what my life was gonna look like, you know?" "Uh, what are you doing?" "I refuse to sit here and see the three of us be miserable, all right?" "This is Las Vegas, damn it!" "This is the place where dreams come true." "(Annie chuckles)" "Oh, it's lovely, uh... it's lovely to finally meet you." "My uncle has said wonderful things about you." "Oh, you're, you're originally from Las Vegas, right?" "Give me the bag." "I know what you're thinking." "You came all the way to Vegas to deliver socks." "Navid:" "You have an amazing ability to read people." "This was a test, and you passed." "I'm going to tell Amal you're a good soldier, you get the job done." "I can promise you, next time it won't be socks in that bag." "Abs, we're waiting." "I'm all in." "You're either very brave or very stupid." "And you can either beat four of a kind or you can't." "(Snickers)" "Ah, screw it." "Too rich for my blood." "I fold." "Yes!" "Thank you, thank you!" "(Phone buzzes)" "I gotta go." "Yo, dude, you barely broke even." "Don't you want to stay and win the rest of your money back?" "Hell, no." "Hey." "How'd you do at poker?" "I survived, barely." "Sounds like my night." "Next time I want to throw my money away, remind me it's only fun if it's, like, 20 bucks." "(Chuckles)" "Whatever we're doing here, it better have nothing to do with country music." "Uh, Teddy and Shane are getting married." "Oh, honeys." "Which one of you is pregnant?" "Sorry." "I cannot believe I let you talk me into this." "Guys, this isn't for keeps, okay?" "There's no marriage license." "All right, I just want you to see what it's like to stand across the aisle from another guy." "Just think of it as a no-stakes dress rehearsal." "So that when the time really comes, it won't seem so scary and unimaginable." "All right, gentlemen, I have a 90-year-old couple waiting to renew their wedding vows." "So you ready?" "We're ready." "Yep we'd like to say our own vows." "We would?" "Just speak from the heart." "First of all, I'd like to thank Elvis." "This wedding would definitely not be the same without you." "Thank you, thank you very much." "Teddy, I know standing up here is scary for you." "And considering I've seen you cliff dive in Spain," "I know you're a guy who doesn't get scared of many things." "Being brave doesn't mean not being afraid." "It means being afraid but doing it anyways." "Which is why I'm more impressed with you right now than I was in Spain." "That was absolutely beautiful." "Groom number two, what do you got?" "Uh... (Clearing throat)" "Okay, so here I am, and yeah, I'm freaking out a little bit." "Nothing about this is what I imagined my wedding to be." "Everything's changed." "Except for you." "That video camera glued to your face." "Because what would my wedding be without" "Silver and her video camera?" "Or without all of you here supporting me." "No problem." "Accepting me, making me feel like it doesn't matter if this isn't exactly what I pictured." "So yeah," "I'm standing in a wedding chapel in Las Vegas being married to a dude." "By another dude dressed like Elvis." "(Laughter)" "I wouldn't have it any other way." "Yeah!" "(Applause)" "Brothers, by the power of this suit," "I now pronounce you groom and groom." "(Door opening)" "Dixon?" "What is happening to me?" "Babe, it's going to be okay." "I'm here." "Thank you." "I'm here." "(Cheering)" "To Teddy and Shane!" "Whoo!" "To Teddy and Shane!" "Oh, man, it was the most beautiful wedding two men have ever had in Vegas." "Well, I couldn't and wouldn't have done it without you-- all of you." "Oh." "Cheers to that." "Yeah, congrats." "Hey, uh, have you seen my brother?" "Uh, not since I gave him my last poker chip for safekeeping." "Liam, you gave my gambling addict brother a poker chip and sent him off on his own in Las Vegas?" "God!" "Hey." "So how was country music legend Judd Ridge?" "Tell me." "The only thing legendary about that guy is what a jerk he is." "It's Austin's birthday." "He made everything about him." "I mean, can you imagine having a dad like that?" "No." "Somebody needs to put him in his place." "Good idea." "Uh... okay." "Hey, Mr. Country Legend, you may be rich and famous, but the best thing you have is your son." "Of course you wouldn't know it the way you treat him." "Nobody even knows that you're his father." "He keeps it secret 'cause you are such a giant ass." "(Clearing throat)" "That was very touching, sweetheart." "Your girlfriend's got brass balls, son." "Maybe you could learn something from her." "I can't believe you just did that." "Yeah, I can't either." "Someone needed to." "And you thought it should be you?" "What, do you think" "I've been waiting my whole life for Ms. Naomi Clark to stand up to my dad?" "The way that man treats you." "Austin, I was just trying to help." "Then you should have stayed the hell out of it." "I know my dad, you don't." "And you didn't help." "You just made it worse." "Dixon, are you here?" "Oh, my God." "Annie." "Uh..." "Well, I can explain." "What is she doing here?" "Did she bring drugs into our hotel room?" "Annie, no..." "Nobody invited you here, okay?" "God, I cannot believe how stupid all of us were to think that you could not sink any lower." "I'm sorry." "Hey, no." "You don't have to do that." "Annie, those are my drugs." "Look, the truth is, I've been using ADHD medication and I can't stop." "I've tried, but Adrianna's actually been trying to help me." "So you knew that my brother had a drug problem and you said nothing?" "How was I supposed to tell you about Dixon's problem, when you won't even speak to me?" "Yeah, I did something horrible to Silver." "But I'm tired of walking around feeling like I'm some terrible person when I'm not." "Okay, you know what?" "It doesn't even matter." "What matters is helping Dixon." "I was there for him, you weren't." "Ade, you really don't have to go." "I'll be there for you when you get back to L.A." "(Door opens and closes)" "Hey, so did you talk to Austin?" "I suggested we work things out in the limo on the way to the airport, but his dad is making him stay in Vegas." "His birthday totally sucked." "Dude, I'm so sorry you lost all that money." "I'm not." "Guys like you, you've been fortunate your whole lives." "You know how to handle it, but me, for the first time in my life I've actually got something to lose, and it only cost me ten grand to realize it." "I got off cheap." "I'm so hungover." "Did we get married last night?" "Yeah." "That was very Vegas of us." "Listen, that trip was unbelievable, but since we're going back to L.A. and the campaign..." "What happens in Vegas." "I completely agree." "Look, I don't want you to worry, okay?" "(Phone rings) There are a lot of great facilities in L.A." "Wait, you mean rehab?" "Annie, Annie, th-that's crazy expensive." "Uh, I only care about you getting better, okay?" "So let me handle this." "Hey, Patrick." "I miss you, too." "I know." "I'm so sorry, Marissa." "I thought I already sent the videos." "But I'm sending you finished ones right now." "Okay, bye." "Naomi:" "Silver, hurry up." "I'm not going to hold the jet for you." "I'm coming." "Give me two seconds." "Okay." "Interview 15." "Silver?" "Coming." "Interview 14." "Okay." "I need a vacation."