"EVA  ADAM Four Birthdays and A Fiasco" " You don't like coffee." " Yes, I do!" " Where's my cocoa?" " It's coming up." " Want some?" " A Pepsi, please." " How did it go?" " We lost 3-1 ." "My foot's fine." " What did you do to your foot?" " This jerk stepped on it." "You smell great!" " Hi, Eva." " I'm David." " I'm Adam, Eva's boyfriend." " Don't you play ball with Mange?" " Mange Lindberg?" "Yeah, he's good." " A double espresso, please." " Do you drink coffee?" "We've been going together fornearly three years now'." "I'd love to." "Bye!" " Good job, Adam." "You did it!" " Eva and I going steady." " I like being around you, Adam." " You're a lot of fun." ""Fun" is the wrong word..." "I mean it feels right." " Hey!" " Hi!" "It's been tw'o years, ten months and tw'enty-seven days now'." "To be exact." "Today's my birthday, I'll be 14." "I w'onderifhe's forgotten..." "That was awesome!" "Just great..." " What do you think?" " It's a tricky song to sing." "That's just it" " love is tricky." " Isn't that right." "Adam?" " Huh?" "Not everyone's as lucky as you and Eva." "Alex, my man!" " So, "Elvis"..." "Have you practiced?" " Of course!" "Good!" "This is going to be the best show ever!" "It's gonna be awesome." "But I was thinking..." "We need one more stand-out act." "Let me know if you think of anything." "Let's get down to it!" "One, two, three, four..." "Hi there..." "If it isn't Mr. and Mrs. Kieslowski!" "Your silver anniversary's coming up!" " That's 25 years." " Whatever!" "You want to come to my party this weekend?" "Right, you can't make it, you have to baby-sit your grandkids!" "Go to hell, Jonte!" "My party isn't for couples anyway." "Unless you've been going steady for less than a week." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Where is everybody?" " What's going on?" " Happy birthday!" "Though I've nothing very grand Just a tulip in my hand" "I've come to w'ish you, I've come to w'ish you a happy birthday" "Let's give up a big cheer for Eva on her birthday!" "Happy Birthday, Eva!" " Happy birthday, honey." " Thank you!" "Open the big one first!" "Adam, your parents are here too!" "Hurrah!" "Just what I always wanted..." "ten years ago!" " Max picked it out." " Thanks, it's adorable!" "It only cost one krona, wasn't that a steal?" " Happy birthday, my dear!" " I can take care of it for you." " Thanks, you do that." " Happy birthday." " Were you in on this?" " No, I just happened to show up." " Isn't this fun?" " And here I thought we were friends!" "Come here, I have something to show you." "No peeking!" " Here you go..." " Will there be any more guests?" "Look..." "You're the babe of the week." "It's a great honor, you know." "Happy birthday!" "She w'as overjoyed!" " I'm done!" " More coffee, anyone?" " Is there more sugar?" " Hey, Adam..." "It's amazing that someone would like to kiss Eva year after year!" " You should be so lucky!" " Cut it out..." " Let's talk about the trip." " That's why we're here." "May I have some more?" "Here is every travel brochure about Greece in existence." "No, I've got some too." "I've got some vacation slides ready to get us in the mood!" " Tobbe, w'here's the screen?" " How' should I know'..." "Why don't w'ejust use a sheet?" " It might be behind my bed." " Anyone formore cake?" " Can't you stay?" " Sorry." "It's the only evening David's free." " It's all set, we're moving." " Where to?" "Mom wants a fresh start, so it won't be the new guy's place." " What about Petra?" " She's moving in with us." "Hurrah!" " I thought she was all right?" " No..." "Bye!" " Mom's upside-down." " She's doing a handstand." " Check it out." "See those abs?" " What abs?" " Look, aren't they sweet?" " What was on your mind, Adam?" " The water was nice last summer." " We've seen it already." "That one's being sold as a poster." "It's the truth!" "Are you wearing white swim trunks?" "That's Midsummer's Eve." "Aren't they adorable?" "Remember the fuss about the sleeping arrangements?" "You wanted to sleep in the same room as Eva." "Are you still in love with each other?" "Yes, of course we are." " How do you know?" " You just do." " Does seeing Dad give you a buzz?" " I wouldn't say that..." " You sure give me a buzz!" " Stop it!" "Cut it out!" "I'm serious." "How do you know you're in love without that buzz?" "We have three wonderful kids..." "Of course we're in love." " You stay together for our sake?" " No, but it's not a big issue." " It just works out." " Or you find someone new." " Well!" " Is that so inconceivable?" "You are so incredibly silly!" "I'm going to bed." "Good night, sweetie." " Fourteen years old..." " Everything will be fine, Eva." " Do you actually like coffee?" " Sure, as long as I add sugar." " Will Adam be at practice?" " I don't know." "Don't ask me." "He'll be there, it's just that people act like we're joined at the hip!" "I mean, our families wouldn't go travel together if not for us." " But won't Greece be fun?" " Of course it will, it's just..." " It's not like we're married!" " Look, it's Sussie and Rocky." " Are they still together?" " Haven't you heard?" "Just wait 'til she turns around." "She's pregnant?" "!" "We'll be paid 500 kronor each." "Mom's got us these outfits too." "To wear when we wait tables at Mom's birthday party." "You, me and Petra will wear white blouses and black skirts." "And Adam and Alex will wear black jeans and white shirts." "This friend of Petra's is supposed to give us a hand too." "We're going to go look at that house tomorrow." " Join us, you'll meet Petra." " We'll see." "I've got to go now, I promised to help Adam cook." " See you tomorrow." " Probably." "Bye!" "Bring on more onions!" "Our spaghetti sauce is unbeatable!" "More garlic!" " We make a real dream team, right?" " The silver anniversary team." " Forget Jonte's stupid joke." " But he's throwing a party." "We're never invited to any parties nowadays." "We don't want to party with Jonte." "I'd like to be invited for once." "Adam..." " I think we should break up." " What?" "Hello!" "Something sure smells good!" "I see you're cooking again." "I have to run." "Bye!" "Gee, isn't Eva going to stay and eat?" "I guess not." "Adam, weren't we going to eat?" "What do you say about that?" "Yes, nice and clean!" " Are you going to Jonte's party?" " Either his or Åsa's." "Åsa in 8C, she's such a babe!" "Eva broke up with me." "What?" "!" "This is, like, good and bad at the same time." "Mom's place is crowded, I've got three brothers and sisters." "They're not Dad's kids, only Mom's." "You know, I don't even have a room of my own there." " I've got to check out the room!" " It needs some fixing..." " It needs a lot of work." " It's a great deal at this price." " There's a cooktop!" " The kitchen is very nice." "Excuse me." " Quite a few buyers are interested." "Won't this be fun?" "The house is nice." "Check out this pool!" " Hey, Annika, wouldn't a pool party be cool?" "Adam and I just broke up." " Who broke things off?" " I did." "Did you get into a fight?" " But what does Adam have to say?" " I don't know." " Haven't you talked?" " His dad walked in on us." "What's the matter with you?" " You have to talk to him." " I will..." " Hi!" "lsn't there anyone home?" " I have no idea." " Shall we go in?" " Adam..." " I really hope we can be friends." " Sure, absolutely..." " Have you told your folks yet?" " No, it would bring them down." "The same goes for mine." "But we don't have to say anything just yet." "Why don't we go to Crete anyway?" "I mean, we're still good friends." " Would you like some tea?" " No, thanks." "We need to seat two more guests." ""What does a seal sound like?"" " That'll do fine." " Petra!" "Give Petra a break, Annika." "Do me a favor, put on a happy face tonight." "...couldpossibly be mine Oh yeah!" "Mine, mine, mine...." " How's that?" " Kind of wordy..." " It rocks!" "It's hip-hop!" " That's not hip-hop, Dad." " Do you think she'll like it?" " She likes you." "I've got to run." "Karin, this is something you could neverstage..." "What awesome shoes!" "Tonight's pay will come in handy." "I think I'll skip the party." " What's wrong with you?" " It's tough on me to see Eva." "Come on, Adam." "Life goes on." " Are you going to quit school too?" " It's rough right now." "Nice walkman!" "It's 499 kronor, and your old one's not working." "You could buy one tomorrow and still have one krona left over!" " You're still friends, right?" " I don't know..." "I feel for you, but this was set six months ago." "And I don't know Annika's mom at all." "Come on, Adam, you've got to go!" "You on your way in?" "Babe alert, Tobbe!" "The world is full of chicks!" " We need to decide." " This is so exciting!" " What about this one?" " Yuck!" "Hello, ladies!" "Would you like to process film?" "A second set of prints is included." " Could we enlarge this to fit this?" " Oh, you're cutting a record?" " Something's wrong..." " We'll fix it." " Is it a demo?" "What are you called?" " Shebang." " No, you need something..." " But we like the name Shebang." "I'll make it 15 x 24." "That'll leave space for your logo." "Good." "You know, I mixed Lepra's first concert." "They're my buddies, I can swing free tickets if you like." " Lepra..." "You heard of them?" " No." " You must be country girls, right?" " Right..." " Thursday afternoon." " Great." "Send me a record if they sign you." "Come here, Eva." "I want to show you something." " But I've already seen them." " I've got some new additions." "Does your boss know about this?" "That you snitch pictures of pretty girls?" "I don't snitch them, I make copies." "Get a load of her." "She's special, just like me." " What's her name?" " That's the intriguing part." "You're sick!" " Eva!" "You missed a few." " What a shame!" "There's not much point, Eva, people can still tell it's you." " What are you, insane?" "!" " Now cut it out, Torbjörn!" "Who's going to wait on tables tonight?" "Annika, her step-sister Petra, a friend of Petra's and Alexander." "And Adam, too?" "Are you really going to wear that?" "What do you mean?" "It's gorgeous!" ""Hi there!" "Happy birthday!"" "You need help!" " So do you." " Are you ever going to leave home?" "Ladies take pink slips, and each slip has an animal on it." "These animals need to find theirmates, so go ape!" "Blue slips for you gents." " Pink for you." " Drinks are in the kitchen." " A pink slip for you..." " Hi, how are you?" " I'm fine." " I'll be in the kitchen..." " Thanks." " Oh, my gosh!" "Look, Måns is here!" "Let me introduce you two." "Hello, Måns!" "Charlie." " Annika's dad." "We can't be sure who the mother is, can we?" "Aren't we practically identical?" " I'm Charlie." " So I gathered." "Pleased to meet you." "Shall we go in?" " Won't seeing Adam be a problem?" " No, not at all." " We're such good friends." " Is he cute?" " Not as cute as David." " He is too!" " I feel so free." " I feel the same about Douglas." "My ex-boyfriend is so cute, you'll think so too." " But the spark is gone." " I know the feeling." " Weren't you supposed to help out?" " Yeah..." "The white wine is right there." "And the red wine is over there." "Keep the guests' glasses filled, we don't want to seem stingy." " Dad's here, Mom." " How nice..." " By the way, have you all met?" " No." "Here's Adam, Eva, Alex and..." " Douglas, Petra's ex." " That's right!" " And if anyone wants to sing..." " I don't think so, Mom." "No pressure!" "Remember, the white wine goes first." "She'd love it, but there are too many people here for my taste." "Sounds nice, boys." "There's this thing I want to do, it's a bit wacky..." " Where's David?" " I haven't told Mom about him yet." "How are you?" " Is that Charlie?" "Karin's new husband, you know." " I've told you that!" " No you haven't." "Charlie, huh?" "What kind of animal are you?" "You look fabulous!" "Where are you hiding him?" "Charlie, this is my cousin, Inez." " I'm Charlie." " It's a pleasure." "It's zoo time!" "It's time for us to be seated." "Come over here, please." " Thank you." "Well, dear friends..." "My baby sister, believe it or not   has asked me to be the "toastmistress" this evening." "Come w'ith me andplease be hasty yourrew'ard w'ill be quite tasty!" "I haven't found my cuckoo, where could he be?" "Sit down, Åke." "Oh, no... fill her up!" "There's the other cuckoo!" "I've already taken my seat." "My name is Marianne, but call me Majsan." " I'm Karl-Otto, but call me..." " Hold on, Eva." "The other side." " Hi there, Eva." " Eva's my daughter." " Well then, Karl-Otto..." " Majsan." " We need table water." " Adam's adorable!" "I told you so." "Not to mention Douglas!" "How could I have dumped him?" "More wine, and make it snappy." " Your mom's got Charlie." "Poor her." " Poor Charlie!" "She isn't exactly seated, either." "She's standing on her chair." "Your mom's a riot, you must be ever so proud!" "You're a scream, Majsan!" "Thank you, Inez." " Majsan, you've never looked better!" " Thank you, Måns." "He's so handsome!" "And nice, too." "You do know about the divorce?" "How did you like my dance?" "I always do it at parties." "You know, people shouldn't give up so easily." "Guess what Eva asked me." "If I still have the hots for my husband, but of course I don't." "I'm putting you on now, Charlie." "Are you ready?" "We've heard from Karin's old friends." "Now it's time for her newest and dearest friend to have the floor." "Take it away, Charlie!" "Karin, this is something you could neverstage" "That tw'o hearts could find true love even at ourage" "It's a w'onderthat a lady so beautiful and fine" "Wasn't taken by another and couldpossibly be mine" "Oh yeah, mine, mine, mine!" "So, Karin, I w'ent nearly right around the bend" "When you smiled at me that long ago w'eekend" "It w'as at the hotel you stayed at fora conference" "And that hotel bar saw' the start ofourromance" " It's slightly embarrassing." " My mom's a disgrace, as usual." "Listen, how could you break up with such a cutie?" " We'd been a couple too long." " Douglas and I went out for 3 years." "People acted as if we were married, or something." " Try some, it's delicious." " I can't do it." " Then we'll skip it." " Skip what?" "We were going to sing her mom's favorite song." ""Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz"." "But I have such a sore throat." "Is that the one?" " Why don't we sing it, Eva?" "If it's all right with you." "Great!" "We are so thrilled today We w'ish you happy birthday!" "We w'ish you happy birthday this very day..." "The boy with the big cake is our daughter's boyfriend." " He's very handsome." " They've been going steady forever." "Thank you very much!" "Attention please!" "It's time to yield the floor   to Karin's coworkers at lnterkalkyl." "One, two, three, four..." "Karin is the best accountant here in tow'n..." "What a pro!" "You're in Annika's class, right?" "After Christmas I'll be going to your school too, but not in your class." "Annika, your mom's friends are cool!" ""And Karin can expect many happy tax returns..."" "Bye-bye, sweetie, I think it's time for me to go." "I'll see you on Wednesday." " When's the move?" " On the first." "You'll see, everything's going to be just fine." "The 500 kronor make it worthwhile." "It doesn't show much, this business between you and Eva." "That Petra girl, don't you think she's pretty?" " She's checking you out!" " Get out of here..." "Come on in and help out!" "Charlie, are you sure you're not mad?" "I am so... clumsy!" "I'm a total moron!" "It's time for another song." "Take it away girls!" "Happy birthday, Karin!" "Salt will do the trick..." "A chocolate truffle and an almond pastry, please." " You do want an almond pastry?" " That's right." "Hi there!" "Where's Adam?" "Tell him I had to wash the jerseys." "Tell him yourself." " Is Petra going to be in the show?" " Yes, our teacher's overjoyed." "How are you doing?" "After the breakup, I mean." " I'm doing fine." " Could you hand me the sugar?" " We're still friends." " Can you manage the trip to Crete?" "Suddenly I can do whatever I please, and that feels great!" "Nobody stays together forever with the guy they met at 1 1 ." "That's not the way it works..." "Right?" " Are the contents different?" " No, I just wanted some variation." "We could put licorice in the blue bags, since not everybody likes it." "Sounds good..." "Aren't you and Adam cooking today?" " But it's Wednesday." " Right, it's Adam's day to cook." " Don't you usually help him out?" " Sometimes..." " Is Adam coming to my party?" " I guess..." " If he said he would, he'll come." " What were we doing here?" "Putting licorice in the blue bags." "Would the principal please report to the office?" "Coffee w'ithout sugar is like true love w'ithout kisses" "Ifthere are no kisses then it sure can't be true love!" "Ifa thing's w'orth doing, you'd betterdo it w'ell" "You w'on't catch me ever in the suburbs, no sirree!" "Ifyou w'ant to put a gold band on my finger" "Just make sure it doesn't fit too tight" "Cooperay nights at home just really aren't my scene" "Ifthat's yourdream I'll be seeing you around!" " I can't believe you wrote that." " It's amazing, but true." "We'll have to keep you on here at our school." " Petra does a great job." " To think you wrote this for me!" "So, the poster:" ""Love Boat" goes at the top." "Then "15 fabulous love songs", followed by our names." "But "Iove" is definitely our theme." " Isn't it, Eva?" "It's time for your duet." " Are you ready, John?" "Way up above the rain clouds the skies are alw'ays blue..." "It really went well today!" "It's a shame we're only doing two performances." " What's up?" " I'm on my way home to Max." "My baby brother's having a birthday party." "Could I come along?" "I'm a real pro at kiddy parties." "I have a date with David." "Give my love to Max." " Alex said you play the guitar." " Yes, but I got tired of it." "Adam and I took lessons together." "He's good." "My ex is a wiz at the piano." "He would play and I would sing, isn't that romantic?" "Tell me what Adam's like." "I love knowing secret stuff about people's boyfriends." " He's my ex." " Tell me, if you don't mind." "Once he traced a heart in the snow outside my window." "When I broke up with Douglas, he sent me a bouquet of red roses." "The card said:" ""Yours, in despair, Douglas"." "Right, he was devastated that I broke up with him." "Adam's a soccer fan." "He likes Brazil and Milan." "Some Italian team..." " Did you buy the shoes?" " Well, I saw this other pair too." " What are you going to buy?" " A Spiderman costume." "Get out of here!" "I'm going to a kid's birthday party." "He detests liver, and he likes tacos and pasta." "So do I, what a coincidence..." "About the food, I mean." "Mr. Bean really cracks him up." "He's got a great sense of humor." "He's not a loudmouth like most guys, and he's ticklish, too..." "Way too expensive!" "I want one of those." " Are there any Spiderman suits?" " Sorry." "Why are you going to your ex-girlfriend's brother's party?" "I promised him I would." " But it's over between you." " He doesn't know that." " Let's hear some pigs." " Oink, oink, oink..." "All right, give me cows!" "That wasn't exactly authentic..." "but you were the best cow." " Hi there." " Where's the bathroom?" "What next?" "Tigers!" "Hello, Adam!" " Happy birthday, Max." " Looky, Adam!" "Who wants something to drink?" "Hey, Adam, help me out here!" "Let's do "Twinkle, twinkle, little star"." "Stop, that's enough!" "Do "Three Blind Mice"." "Fooled you!" "Let's go!" "Since you're so good at this, you can do the lucky dip." "Here you go..." "Are you next?" "Do you like licorice?" "Ready!" " I want the real deal!" " What are you two up to?" " Of course you'll get candy too." " Let's take a regular bag." " Here." "Do you like licorice?" " No..." " Johanna..." "Yourmom's here." " Ready!" "Toilet paper?" "What the...?" "Cut it out!" "What's wrong with you?" "Make it candy this time." "A big bag ofcandy!" "All right..." "Are you next?" "Do you like licorice?" " Licorice here!" "Abracadabra!" " Bye, Majsan!" " Bye!" "Thanks for coming." "Hush, I'm making magic here!" "Get a load of this!" "Abracadabra..." "Presto chango..." "Just look at that!" "A real live bunny - not bad, huh?" "Thanks." " Boring!" " A volunteer!" "Get in there!" "And now for one of my best tricks!" " I'll get it." " Now for one of my best tricks..." "Hi, come on in." "I'm putting on a magic show..." "Aren't you...?" "Forget it." "I'm here to pick up Elvira, but you've put a spell on her." "That would be my baby brother..." " Who's Elvira?" " My sister and she's asleep." "Right..." "I'll give you a hand..." "Seeing as you're wearing outdoor shoes." " Wasn't I supposed to disappear?" " I'll do it later." "Just stay put." "So you're a magician?" " Has she been asleep for long?" " I'm not sure..." "Long naps put her in such a rotten mood." " Are you any good?" " Well, I put my audience to sleep..." "Sara speaking..." "What's up?" "Oh shit!" "All sold out?" "No, I don't feel like it." "Won't they be having another show?" "Okay." "Bye." "I don't mean to be nosy, but what show was that?" " Lepra's gig was sold out." " Are you kidding me?" "Those guys are my buddies!" " It's true, and I can fix passes." " Like how many?" "One..." "No, there weren't any left..." "There weren't any..." " Don't forget your candy." " Thanks!" "It was tons of fun, but I've got to go now." "Bye!" "Are they going together?" "I didn't want to tell you." "He was at our house yesterday." "It was so weird to see him there without you." "We broke up, so he can do whatever he wants." " The same goes for her." " Eva..." "It's just that we've been a couple forever   and then he finds someone new in a minute." "Damn!" "Two cups of coffee, please." "You want to see something sweet?" "Hello, little girls." "40 kronor, please." "Pretty good, huh?" "I'm dying to be yours, Margareta" "Trying to be yours, Margareta" "Knocking on yourdoor w'ith love forevermore" "Much too shy to ring yourbell" "Come and be my sw'eet senorita" "Do you feel the same, Margareta?" "When you see my eyes Do you realioperae how' I feel?" "So I head right back home w'ith yourbouquet" "The w'ords I hold deep in my heart are hard to say" "You know' ljust can't help the w'ay I feel foryou..." " Jonte, it's your dad..." " Bravo!" "This was great!" "It's great!" "It's really fantastic!" "Let's go, the family show was yesterday." "But I'm here today..." "What a loser!" "I'm so glad you like love." "But you can't hurry love, you know." "Let's bring it down a bit." " Are you ready, girls?" "I need to talk to you." "Turn Eva's mike up to 6 or 7 when Petra starts in." "Way up above the rain clouds the skies are alw'ays blue" "But how' can you be sure w'hen it's pouring dow'n?" "And it's said that afterrainfall the sun w'ill shine again" " Eva's giving off static." " Well, let her..." "I mean the mike in the headsets they wear so they can dance." "You see yourlife in quite a new'perspective" "Practice w'ill make perfect and in time you too can see" "Just how' to tell the truth from all the lies..." "Many a day may break" "But my heart w'ill break forever, darling" "So ifyou sayyou are my friend Then maybe it's the truth" " It's really breaking up..." " Maybe it needs fresh batteries?" "...w'ill break forever, darling So ifyou sayyou are my friend" "Then maybe it's the truth" "So w'hen friends have letyou dow'n and lovejust can't be found..." "No, I'm at this "Love Boat" show." "Nobody in particular." "It's nothing..." "Cut it out!" "It's none of your business." "Hey, I'll call you later." " Alex's guitar should be at eight." " Eight should do it." "It's nothing..." "Give me a break." " I realize this must feel weird." " It doesn't, actually." "I understand." "I mean, you were a couple for ages." "Nice fresh batteries." "Are your mikes in good shape?" "Come on, you're on next." " Enough already!" " Bring the boat out." "Let the applause die down a bit before you go on." " I'm fine, all right?" " Annika felt I should talk to you." "It's time to board ship!" "Who was that?" " Are you jealous?" " I just wondered who it was." " You're the only one for me." " Well, get in line!" "Everything set?" "What Adam and I have is special." "But if you're not okay with this..." "It wouldn't feel right." "I just want be sure you're okay." "Listen, Adam and I aren't going steady any more." "I broke up with him." "I'm fed up with guys!" "I don't give a damn about you two!" "If you want to repeat my mistake   and waste three years on a baby like him, so go ahead." "Guys make me sick, I'd rather be a lesbian!" "What the hell have you done?" "Let's hit it." " Coffee w'ithout sugar..." " What the...?" " Don't touch that..." " Turn up the sound!" "Here's your tea." " I didn't order anything..." " It's on the house." "Coffee, please." "Let's see..." "Math: chapter 14, and all that x and y stuff." "Then there's Grammar..." "And this." "And English: pages 21 to 28." "Thanks." "Do you plan to have "the flu" all week or will you be back tomorrow?" "Possibly by next semester!" "Have you talked to Adam?" "Eva, call him tonight." " The Kieslow'ski residence." " Hi, it's Eva." "I'm fine..." " I haven't seen you fora w'hile." " I've had the flu." " Are you fine now'?" " Hasn't Adam said anything?" "Is he in?" " Thanks..." " Adam here." "It's me, I just wanted to apologize." " He hung up on me." " Is it any wonder?" "At least now he knows that you're sorry." "Things will be easier when you meet face to face." " He won't ever want to see me again." " He'll have to." "That went well." " He didn't even look at me!" " You had to come back." " He hates me!" " He's angry." " Are you coming to our barbecue?" " I don't think so." "Please, for my sake?" " What's your problem?" " You made me an outcast!" "I can't even go to my best friend's barbecue!" "Shut up!" "Eva, come on..." "Let me in." "I told you I was sorry." "Who knew you would talk about going lesbian?" " Adam hates me!" " You called him a baby." " In front of the whole school." " I didn't mean it!" "He knows you have a temper." "Just say: "I'm the girl whose brother screwed up at the mixer."" "If I were Adam, I'd be pretty impressed." " Sara's here." " Let her wait in my room." "Is that such a good idea?" " I mean, has she been there before?" " No..." "Shit!" "Right!" "The photos..." "I took home some work..." ""Babe of the week"?" "I bet you had no idea your dad was such a pastry chef!" "I've never seen him make one quite as nice as this." "Just look at this rag!" "It was my best dress!" "Is that all you can say?" "I was planning on wearing it tonight!" "It says wash in warm water, not boiling!" " It was an accident!" " Can't you read?" " We've been very busy lately." " You and Charlie!" " Stop it, it's my birthday!" " Petra!" "What do you think of my cake?" "It's great, Dad." "Yes, but there's a two-hour ride from the airport." "It will be late by the time we arrive." "Eva, are you going out?" "I've got Adam's mom on the line." " What is it?" " What happens if someone's sick?" " Do you get a refund?" " But no one's sick." "We have special insurance coverage if that happens." "But I expect you'd need a doctor's certificate..." " Bye-bye." "Eva's going to Annika and Petra's party." "Listen, you and I are going to hit the night clubs." "Åke and Woyzcek can handle things." " Welcome to the party!" " Please get us some punch." "Happy birthday!" "And this is for you." " Could you help us out?" " Lead me to the barbecue." " You look great!" " So do you." " But I was expecting your red dress." " Something awful happened to it." " I don't have any presents..." " That's all right." " Thank you." "There's food and punch over there." " Are there any without onions?" " Sorry." " Just chuck the onion away." " Go ahead." "Adam, this is Dodde..." "but you've met already." "Klasse" " Douglas." "And who might this young man be?" "Karin, the meter's running." "I'm Annika's mother, and I don't think I've had the pleasure..." "This is David." " And this is my mother, Karin." "How delightful that you like my daughter." "Annika..." "I was the one who ruined your dress." "I'm sorry." "No problem..." "Karin's the best thing that ever happened to me." "That's a nice dress too..." "I promise not to wash it." "We'll call before we come home." " Hey, this sausage is pretty burnt." " This one's raw!" " So take another one." " Rude chefs they have here." "You forgot something, Eva." "Your microphone!" " You're so nasty, Jonte." " Then why are you laughing?" " We need to talk." " Are you going to waste time on me?" "Have you forgotten that I'm a baby?" "Why would you want to talk to me?" " That's not what I said." " Really?" "Ask anyone." "Give me a break..." "I don't feel like wasting my time on you." "He went to my baby brother's party..." "It's so weird..." "I'll be right back." " I really need to take a dump." " Do it in your pants, Jonte!" "Don't you see, we're like strangers." " Do you want me to talk to him?" " Don't you dare!" " I'm going home." " Don't go, it would be such a shame." "I can't take this hostility." "It's driving me crazy!" "Happy birthday to you..." "Let's hear it for Petra!" "Thank you, now for some cake!" "The first slice is mine." " We need to cut the cake." "Thank you ever so much for the lovely gifts." "You're the best!" "Here..." "We need to tell them." "We can't go to Crete together." "I'll be sick, then we'll get our money back." "What are you up to?" "You've got a new girlfriend now." "Here." "Come on, Adam." "Let's go swimming." "Please?" "I don't want to..." "I know." "She's leaving." "Good-bye." "Right, but think of him." "He's all on his own while I have Jonas." "Things are really great." "It's such a difference!" "I wish we could be friends, but he's still in love with me." "I know, it's really sad..." "Hey, kid, we're closed." "So, you wrote someone a letter." "This jerk I know..." " Maybe you were a jerk too?" " Yeah, that's what I wrote." "I'm sorry." "Would you go steady with a jerk?" "Sure, what about you?" "I'd love to."