" All eyes are up." " Sat cams are good." "Target is inbound." "ETA five minutes." "Mission is a go." "Repeat, you are green to go." "Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers." "Secure the device." "And remember, this mission is covert." "I've got some action." " Hi, my name is Xenia." " Pleased to meet you." "I'm Tuck." "FDR." "So what brings you to Hong Kong?" " Business or pleasure?" " Pleasure." " Business." " A little of both." "What kind of business?" "I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel." "My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent." "Permission to come aboard, captain?" "On that note, will you excuse us, ladies, because we do have work to do." " No, we don't." " Yes, we do." "Yes, we do." "That's a lovely suit." "Well, it is Savile Row's finest." "I see you brought your baby brother to protect you." "What did you say?" "Let's go, Jonas." "Shots fired." "Men down." "All right." "Here we go." "Mag." "I need a mag." "Shoot him." "Tuck!" "Jonas!" " Heinrich is not gonna be happy." " I'm more concerned about the boss." "Definitely." "Hey, you think those girls are still here?" "Here we go." "So the Coretex has minimal damage." "There's some calcining around the edges." "However, the Tempolite has damage and there's rusting around 300 degrees." "So that means the Coretex gets the recommend." "See, Em?" "The best product always wins." " Oh, Lauren." " Yes." "I was just wondering if I might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend." "Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm." "Oh, yeah, of course." "It's a holiday." "And a weekend." "Yeah, so you should do that." " Okay." " Have fun." " You have fun too." " I will." "Tuck." "FDR." "Six men in the morgue." "A body in the middle of the street." "Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to" " Shut up." " To" " That's me shutting up, right now." "The mission parameters of the Heinrich case were clearly indicated to be covert." "Thanks to you two geniuses Heinrich will be seeking revenge for his brother's death." "You guys are grounded." " What?" " Grounded?" "And just maybe" "I'm gonna make it" "I'm gonna shake it" " Hey, Lauren." "Lauren." "Hey, hey." " Oh, oh!" "Hi, Steve, hey." " Hey." " It's Steve." "Yeah." "Oh, my" " I'm so sorry." "Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly." " Hi." " Hi." " It's very nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you too, yeah." " Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock." " Yeah." "My fiancee, yes." "Yeah." " You are engaged?" " Yeah." "To be married." "Things just worked out exactly how they're supposed to, didn't they?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yes." "Looks cool." "Okay, well, you know what?" "I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken." " Huh." " Uh, he's a surgeon." " Wow." " So, great, well um, congratulations on your ring and..." " Oh, thanks." " ...and your life..." " ...and your bikes and everything." " Yeah." "Okay." "Well, peace." " See you." " Okay." "Bye." "I just said "peace." I want to die right now." "Sushi for one." "Hey, Ken." " The usual?" " Yeah." " Long day, huh?" " You don't know the half of it." "This is too funny." "Hysterical." "I'm sorry." "This must be your boyfriend's seat." "Uh, Ken, right?" " Oh, yeah." " No." "Sushi for one." "Yeah." "Always for one." "Ugh!" "It was the most humiliating moment ever." "Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses." "You should've been, "l have a fiance too." "But he's getting a penile reduction because his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist."" "Can't think of anything when I see him." "I just can't believe I gave up everything for him." "It's just, I felt so stupid." "I left my friends, my family" "Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here." "We have a happy life together." "He was my person." "He was your person." "You know what kind of person he ended up?" "The person that ends up with a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail." "I like sushi." "She seemed really nice." "She was really pretty." "Well, I don't give a shit about her." "I give a shit about you and your love life." "I'm going out, dating, meeting guys." "Oh, please, you're not" " You date, but you're not taking it seriously." "Don't use that brand, it leaves a film." "That one's much more effective." "I wish you would act like that with men." "You can choose a laundry detergent, but you can't choose a guy you want" "That's my job." "It's easier." "There's charts, there's numbers." "That's why you start online dating." "They have lots of charts." " Not that again." " What is your problem with online?" "What's my problem?" "Do you watch Dateline?" "How many creeps are out there?" "I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk." "Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay?" "That happens to, like, one in 20 girls." "You're not gonna end up in a trunk." "If you're lucky somebody will end up in your trunk." "That's your trunk." "Ha, ha." "Stop." "You need to get back out there, okay?" "Yeah, sure, you might make a mistake and end up with the wrong guy but you might end up meeting the right guy." "So isn't that worth it?" "What is the worst thing that could happen?" "Skin suit." "Skin suit's pretty bad." "Thank you for having me to your nana's." "Are you kidding me?" "You're my best friend." "We're family." "Oh, my God." " This is gluten-free." "Try a taste." " Hm?" "Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?" "You're not gonna make me any great-grandbabies this way." "It is a family gathering, Nana." "I don't think you want us making any great-grandbabies." "To be fair, I have already provided you with a wonderful great-grandchild." "Yeah, but that doesn't count because you screwed it all up." " Ouch." " Come on, Lil." "Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?" " Heh, heh." "See?" " Ciao." "It's kind of gross when they kiss." "God, I love that kid." "What's going on?" "Hey, Mr. Deep-ln-Thought." "You wanna talk about it?" "I was just-- That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?" " It's really lovely." " What's lovely?" "I love the way they look into each other's eyes like that." "I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts." "Have you" " Okay." "You asked me a serious question, didn't you?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " Right." "So do you want a serious answer?" " Yeah." "Put the cake down?" " Please." " Okay." " Thank you." "Cake is down." "Talk to me." " Well, no, seriously, man chat." "Okay?" " Okay." "Man to man." "I trust you." "I know you'd do anything for me." " Yeah." " You would take a bullet for me." "I would for you as well, you know that." "Right?" " Can you imagine all of that?" " Yes." "Can you imagine what that would be like to share with a woman?" "No." "Okay." "No." "Thank you." "All right, Joe, Steven, you're up." " All right, Joe." "Good luck, son." " Let's go to war." "That's it." "Now you feint." "Nice feint." " Hit." " Oh, nice." "Get on him." "Oh!" "Down he goes." "Ground and pound him." "Get on him." "Ground and pound." "Ground and pound." " Uh...." " Keep it going." "Hammerfist him." "Right there, that's it." "Hit it." "He's giving you his back." " Rear naked choke." " I give." " Yes." "He's tapping." "He's out." "Booyah!" " I give." "See what I mean?" "That's how it works, boy." "See that?" "I pwned him, didn't I?" " Good." "You okay?" " Sure did, son." "Ha, ha!" " That's how you kill him." " What are you doing here?" "Well, I had a bit of time off and I thought I'd come hang with my homey." "I got creamed." "No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion." "What do you know about fighting?" "You're just a travel agent." "I know enough to know that he who hesitates" "Pain?" "That's just weakness leaving the body." "Oh, Dad." "Joe." "Joe, Joe." " Come on, boys." " Mom, did you see me win today?" "On the mat?" "That's amazing." " Hey, guys." " Hey." " Hey, bud." " Hi." " Hey, Tuck." " Hey, how you doing?" "Didn't know you were in." "Got a couple days off so I thought I'd come see Joe." "You're the only travel agent I've ever met who actually travels for his job." "Yeah." "Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um...." "Maybe you, me and Joe, we could all go out together you know, as a family, maybe get something to eat." "Have a meal." "I think that would be really, really good." "I have a date tonight, Tuck." "So maybe some other time." "Sure." "That's great." "Good." "That's good." "Bye, Joe." "So good." "Do you believe it?" "This is simply extraordinary." "What an amazing end to this first half of play." "Are you looking for someone to start a life with?" "Would you rather spend your time with your soul mate than at work?" "With over 6 million eligible singles It'sFate.net will help you find that special person." "Find your soul mate with just one click." "Log on today..." " ...and take our 15-minute test..." " Shh!" "Let me watch." "...and open the door to your new love life." "No more lonely nights." "No more empty mornings." "Give yourself the gift of love." "You deserve it." "It'sFate.net. What have you got to lose?" "That's just so sad." " Good morning, Ella." " Good morning." " Here she comes." "Here she comes." " Hi, there." " Looking good, boss." " What?" " Hi, Paul." " What?" "Nothing." " Good morning, Hudson." " I'm down, girl." "I'm down too." "Emily." "What am I down with?" "Oh, my goodness." "It's a...." "Your" " Check your desktop." "Oh, crap." " Hi." " Bi-curious?" "Skinny-dipping?" "Rollerblading?" "I mean, what is this, 1994?" "You looked adorable in those shorts." "Men are gonna respond to that camel toe." "I'm gonna kill you, Trish." "Uh, how about "thank you"?" "My office thinks I clean my house in a naughty nurse costume." "That's fine." "That means you're open to role-paying." "We're trying to cast a wide net." "We don't know what guys you like." "You've got me in a keg stand looking for a relationship." " I don't even know what that means." " You're flexible." "Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at gymnastics." "No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?" "Just get me off this thing." "How do I cancel it?" "You're not canceling it." "I'm in charge of that." "Wait a second." "Who is that?" "Oh, my God." "He's cute." "Let me get this straight." "You put your personal, private details..." " ...on a very public website?" " Yes." " Are you insane?" " No." " Where you taking her?" " Don't do that to me." " Taking her to the Blarney Stone." " I like the jukebox." " You're such a cheeseball." " What?" "You're gonna go on this date and I'm gonna go with you." " No, you're not." " Yes, I am." "I'm scared." "You haven't done this in a long time." "This girl could be all sorts of crazy." "And, besides, half those girls pee standing up, Tuck." "The other half are on one of our watch lists." " It's a date." " Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight." "And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream keep a hundred-yard radius." "It'll be sweet stuff." "No, you can't bring the binoculars." "You're not watching my date." "I need a little privacy." "I'll be around the corner on ringtone." "I'll be at the video store." "One ring means you need an extraction, two, a cleaner, three, I can get home." " Two hundred yards." " Sold." "Tuck?" "Are you Tuck?" "Hi." "I'm Lauren." "Oh, my gosh." "Hello." "How are you?" "Very nice to meet you." "You too." "Um...." "Please, sit." "Please, sorry." "Yeah." "Wow, it's like-- You are really, really beautiful." "Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing." "Ha, ha." "I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile." " No, no, no." " My friend, Trish, is...." "Oh, no." "Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz." " I think I'm going to have to kill her." " Well, actually..." " ..." "I might be able to help you." " I'm kidding." " So am I." " Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature." "And I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life." "No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you..." " ...no matter how terribly I may scream..." " Hi." "FRANKENSTElN:... do not open this door or you will undo everything I've worked for." "Good for you, pal." "So tell me one thing that's not on your profile." "Um...." "I have a son." " Oh, you do?" " Yeah." "He's called Joe." "He's 7 and he's really lovely." "Really lovely." "And his mom?" "Couldn't work." "How about you?" " No kids that I know of." " Okay." "And no ex-wives." " I have a very important question to ask." " Good." "Go on." "Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?" "Well, I mean, it's-- You gotta keep your options open." " But, no." " Okay, good answer." "Ha-ha-ha." "So you've never killed anybody with your bare hands." "Not this week." "Great." " Lauren, you're incredible." " You're not so bad yourself." "All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower." " I will too." " Okay." " And wait for your call for the next" " Five minutes?" "This is where it all started." "Yes, I was standing over there by that desk." "No, you were sitting in the chair." "And suddenly, you started walking toward me." "Very slowly." "Very slowly." "I could count every step." "And when you're walking towards me very slowly I thought, "What's the matter with him?" "Can't he walk faster?"" " Oh, I'm so sorry." " Oh, I'm sorry." "You take it." " No, no, no, that's okay." "You take it." " Sure?" "You're not gonna like it." "Twist ending." "You'll see it coming a mile away." " And how would you know what I like?" " I know movies." "And women." " Really?" " Mm-hm." "Okay." "Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want?" " The Lady Vanishes?" "Why is that?" " Mm-hm." "Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock." "Ever." "It's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller." "It's classy, but not stuffy." "A little obscure, so if you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for introducing you to it." "If you have, you'll know what a good choice it was." " Well, I have seen it." " Mm-hm." " And it is a really good choice." " Mm." "However, not as good as Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo or pretty much any of his films from 1960 to 1972." "In fact, it's sort of a second-tier title." "A second." " You know what?" "Scratch" " Look, I see you surveying the prospects." "That one over there in Foreign?" "Too much angst." "This one in the sweater set, picking out animated movies?" "That girl will have your children named before breakfast." "The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway." "I get it." "You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie." "Clearly, she doesn't have a date for the night." "We're easy targets." "You look like the guy interested in a one-day rental if you know what I mean." "If you knew anything about women or anything about me, I'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies." "But thanks." "Happy hunting." "Hm." "So, sir, you want me to hack into a video store database?" " It's for the Heinrich case." " Searching database." "All right, keep on scrolling." "Wait." "Stop." "Scroll back." "That's her." "Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?" "That's G-4 classified." "Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott." "Thank you so much for being here today." "Good morning, Lauren." "We're here today to talk about grills." "Does anybody have any first impressions?" "I like the rotisserie feature." "Perfect." "That's very helpful." "I don't think it heated up fast enough." "Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead." "Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark." "Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch." "It doesn't work like that." "Does anybody have any useful opinions?" " I thought the lid was hard to handle." " Mm-hm." "Ugh." "The lids, what a pain, right?" "I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly." " I think it depends on the user." " Mm." "It so happens I have a lot of experience with grills." "I'm something of a grill master." "Uh, this is a sophisticated grill." "Not sure you've dealt with one of those before." "Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way." " Don't touch my grill." " I don't think this can handle a guy like me." " I think it could." " Really?" " Easily." " Prove it. 8 p.m. Barcelona." "Tomorrow." "I don't think so." "I guess I could stick around a little longer, talk about grills." "Charcoal or gas, number 19, what do you think?" "If I say yes, will you leave?" "This is my job." " Eight p.m. tomorrow." " Fine." " Fine." " Fine." "You smell nice." "Bye." "What were you doing on the computer?" "Porn?" " I have a photograph of my girl." " I was doing the same thing." " A background check." " I don't know if that's creepy or romantic." ""Cromantic." I do it all the time." "Wanna see?" " Yeah, sure." "Wanna see her?" " Yeah." "I bet yours has got antlers and howls." "She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them." " She's a 10." " Go on three." "One, two, three and go?" "All right." " Okay." "I'll sound off." " Okay." " One..." " One." "...two, three." " That's, uh, Lauren S" " Lauren?" "Lauren Scott?" "Scott." " That's the girl from the video store?" " Right around the corner from the bar." "Oh, wow." "Um...." " I had no idea." " Of course." "How could you know that?" "Did she, ahem, actually say she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?" "You know what?" "I'm gonna make this really easy." "I'm gonna bow out." "You date her." "Hang on." "Did she say she wanted to go out with you?" "It doesn't matter." "I love you." "You're my best friend." " Yeah." " You go date her." "Yeah, if I got in the picture, it wouldn't be fair." "Well, I'm sorry." "What does that mean?" " What does that mean?" " I mean, come on, man you're not out there as much as I am." "And like anything..." " ...practice makes, uh...." " Perfect?" " No, no, no." " You're perfect?" "Maybe not perfect, but damn near close..." "Wow." " ...to perfect." " You believe that as well?" " You don't have to bow out because of me." " I don't?" "I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal." " How very nice of you." "Thank you." " You are welcome." "So do your thing." "Whatever that is." "And, um just let her decide." " Sure." " Yeah." "Yeah." "While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?" " We should." " One, I don't think..." " ...we should tell we know each other." " Two, stay out of each other's way." "Three." "Yeah." "No hanky-panky, no hanky-panky." "God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?" "And if this ever starts to affect our friendship..." " Which it won't." " ...which it won't..." " ...then we walk away." " Done." " So, then, we have" " We have" " We have a gentleman's agreement." " A gentleman's agreement." "We do." " May the best man win." "The best man for her." " For her." " For the lady." "For the lady, for her, the best man for her." "Oh!" "Uh...." "Forgive me, sir." "You startled me." "I understand you're Savile Row's finest." "We do our best, sir." "In that case, I'd like to have a suit in this fabric." "Ah, South American vicuna." "An excellent choice indeed." "One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind." "I wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit." " I'm sure you understand that." " Of course, sir." "With this fabric and color I only made one other, and that was for a gentleman who lives quite far away." "How far exactly?" "Los Angeles." "Have you any reason to go there soon?" "I do now." "Hello." "Sorry, I'm not in." "Please leave a message after the tone." "I'll get back to you as soon as possible." "Tuck, Tuck." "Where are you, man?" "Five o'clock." "CHiPs marathon about to start, I got new sticks for "Rock Band."" "Call me." " My God, I love these places." " I thought you might." "We're not gonna leave until we've spent our tokens." "Hello." "I'm sorry, I'm not in." "Please leave a message after the tone." "Get back to you as soon as possible." "Dude, where are you?" "Oh!" "Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43." "Uh...." "So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing." "Are you--?" "Maybe your phone's turned off or something." "But check it to make-- Clearly, you can't check it and see if it" "Whatever." "Call me." "So the great air hockey cheats, that is." "I'm available for lessons anytime." "But only for you." "There's something else I wanna show you." "I'll get back to you as soon as possible." "Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried." "I don't know if, um" "You haven't returned my calls for, like, a long time now, like an hour." "So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?" "Okay." "I've said "okay" now, like, five times." "Give me a call." "Oka" "Okay, where are we going?" " There are lions in here." " No." " Yes." " Are you serious?" "Okay." "Open them." "Wow, it's so beautiful." "Come on." "We're going up there?" " You're gonna catch me, right?" " Yeah." " Promise?" " Absolutely." " Okay." " One..." "Yeah." "...two three." "There you go." "Oh, my gosh." " Okay, okay." " Right." " What was that?" " I'm sorry, I lost my grip." "You did that on purpose." "Uh...." "Maybe I did." "I think you did." "Well, sometimes falling is the best part." "Come on." " Yeah." " I'm coming." "Me so horny" "Hold on." " Hello." " Hey, it's me." "Can you talk?" " Yeah, what's up?" " It's" " I don't know." " I feel weird about dating two guys at once." " Don't feel bad about dating two guys." "This is good, okay?" "You gotta go out there and live a life for women like me who can't who have to have sex with the same guy every Wednesday night at 9:00..." " ...while we're eating Cheetos." " That's kind of awesome." "It is awesome." "For women everywhere." "That's the spirit." "Do it." "And Bob's super horny, I gotta go." "Okay." "Bye." "Okay." "For women everywhere." "I love it, I love it, I love it." "Me love you long time" "Tuck." "Where's your partner?" " Oh, he went out on a date." " Of course he did." "The guy's an assassin, slays everything he sets his sights on, right?" "We got a positive lock on that license plate." " Do you want us to put it up?" " Yes." "No." "Actually, no, don't." " Yeah, go on." "If you would, thanks, yeah." " Okay." "No." "No, we can't." "Yeah." "You gotta do it now." "Go on." " I'm here now." " Okay." "Wow." " I wasn't sure if you were gonna show." " I told you I could handle it." "We'll see." "Come on." " Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot." " Don't worry about it." "After you." "Go ahead." "Let them through." " Good to see you, buddy." " How you doing?" "You'll gonna love this place, I swear." "Hey, Ciera." "How are you?" "I think you're enjoying yourself." "You just have to loosen up." "Get off the simmer." "Nathaniel." "What's up, baby?" "How you been?" "Look at you." "Oh!" "You are shining like a bright light." "You guys are here?" "Come on." "All right, I gotta go say hi to the DJ." "He knows me." "Come on." "Come on in." "Come on." "Come on." "What's up?" "After you, my lady." "'85 Veuve, Sammy." "Hey." "Where are you going?" " Where are you going?" "We just got here." " You know what?" " I'm not the girl for you." " Oh, come on, just" "Come inside, we'll have a good time." "It's really okay." "I've done this." "I was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand." " You're a gymnast?" " Unbelievable." "It's valid." "You said you were a gymnast, I asked a question." "That's exactly why I'm walking away." "Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?" "You have the emotional intelligence of a 15-year-old boy." "You think I'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club?" " I don't think so." " Thank you, princess." " Can we call it a night?" " Can we please call it a night?" " Good night." " Sayonara." " Have fun." " Ciao." "Go back to the retirement village." "Of course I do." "Oh, my God." "This is not happening." "Come back here." "Wait, wait, wait." " Just kiss me." " What?" "Absolutely not." " I'm serious." " Why would I?" "No." " Just kiss me right now." " I'm not gonna kiss you." "You're bipolar." " Stop." " Oh." "Lauren." "Uh...." "Lauren, hey." " There you are." " Oh." "Oh, Steve." "Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again." "That's so funny." "Um...." "This is my boyfriend, FDR." "Huh." "He, uh" " He's the surgeon that we were talking about." " Huh." " Yeah." "Neurosurgeon." "I'm the department head at the children's hospital." "Wow, that's amazing." " He is." "He's really amazing." " Stop it." " Amazing?" " I don't know what makes me happier." "Smile on a child's face or waking up next to you every morning." " I love you." " I love you." "I love you too." "That's so funny." "Jinx." "Ha-ha-ha." " We're really happy." " Yeah, we are." " Yeah." " Who wouldn't be happy with a girl like this?" "She's got everything." " She got the beauty, style, grace." " He's so sweet to me." " Did you know she was a gymnast?" " No, I didn't know." " Didn't think so." " Yeah." "He likes it." " Frisky, I love it." " Yeah." " Can you do that thing on the high bar?" " Yeah." "I think we should get going." " Stan, it was such a pleasure." "We gotta go." " I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool." " Great meeting you." " Steve, yeah." "Really nice meeting you." " Really nice meeting you." " lt was a pleasure." "Oh, look at that." "A little kiss on the hand there." " That's sweet." " You are so lucky." " I know." " Yeah." " Bye." " Bye now, guys." " Yeah." " See you." "Have fun, Simon." " It's Steve." " Okay." "Thank you so much." "What did you say?" "This ear's a little deaf." "I said, thank you." "Thank you." "You don't have to be annoying about it." "Do you wanna go grab a bite?" "I know a pizza place around the corner." "You owe me an explanation for whatever that was." " Okay." "You're right, I do." " Yeah?" " Sure." " Let's go." " Okay." " Okay." "So I packed up my entire life and I followed him out here." "And then six months later, I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor." "He's just not the guy I thought he was." " I made a mistake." " I don't believe in mistakes." "Well, that's a very convenient philosophy for someone like yourself." "It's the mistakes that make us who we are." "They led you here, right?" "Would you rather be back in Atlanta right now?" "No, not really." "They led to your job, you like your job." " I love my job." " So there you go." "Just saying." " You're very smart." " Mm-hm." " Pretty smart for a club rat." " Ha." "Ouch." " Good morning." " Good morning, sir." "Nice-looking woman from last night." " You reconned my date." " What?" "No." "No." "Yeah, you did." "Okay." "I'm sorry, I did." "I reconned your date." " We had a deal." " I know." " Sorry, I started thinking" " You started thinking?" "I had to find out-- I didn't know." "If there was some action, what were you gonna do?" " Call in Special Ops?" " No." " Sniper squad?" "Take me out?" " No, no." "I mean" "Our Munich office got a hit back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong." "Name is Ivan Sokolov." "Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico." "We expect he's trying to get Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor." "Chatter suggests Ivan lives here in L.A." "Now, flush him out." "She's definitely lost her sparkle." "All right, look, you flag lnterpol, I'll call some of our contacts." "I really like this girl." "I really like her too." "No, I really, really like her." " So do I." " You do?" "Yeah, I do." " So you're not backing off?" " Nope." "Okay." "Then you ought to know that when we went out on our date, Lauren and I we, um...." "What?" "What?" "What did you do?" "We shared a kiss." " Wow." " Mm-hm." "lncredibly magical kiss with tongue." "Oh, dear." "Wonderful." "You are an animal." "Look, pal, we kissed too." "It was pretty special." "I don't think it will be the last." " Well, we'll see about that, won't we?" " We shall see about that." "Yes, we will." "We will see about that." "Don't do that." "Don't say what I just said." "We will see about that." "About that, we will see." "We will see about that." "About that, we will see." "Right." "This is a live operation, it's a full wrap and tap, boys." "I want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams, everything we got on the job." "I want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott." " What are her secret likes...." " Dislikes." "I want to know what makes her laugh, cry." "Best friends, family members." "Everything is important." "The last three guys she slept with." "Who she was sleeping with last week." "You want us to take them out?" "You want us to take them out?" "Yea" "No." " No." " I'm sorry, but" " Does this have to do with Heinrich?" " That's level 5 classified." "For my eyes only." "This operation is top secret." " Don't let your country down, boys." " Roger that." "This is how we do it" "This is how we do it" "This is how we do it" "It's Friday night" "And I feel all right" "And the party's here on the west side" "So I reach for my 40 And I turn it up" "Designated driver Take the keys to my truck" "Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say" "Monty, yo, we made it" "It feels so good" "In my 'hood tonight" "The summertime skirts And the guys in Kani" "All the gangbangers forgot About the drive-by" "You gotta get your groove on" "Before you go get paid" "So tip up your cup And throw your hands up" "And let me hear the party say" "I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because" "This is how we do it" "This is how we do it" "To all my neighbors You got much flavor" " This is how we do it" " Let's flip the track" "Bring the old school" "Aww." "This is how we do it" "All hands are in the air" "Wave them from here to there" "If you're an O.G. mack" "Or a wanna-be player" "You see, the hood's been good to me" "Ever since I was a lower-case G" "But now I'm a big G" "Let me hear the party say" "If you were from" "Where I'm from then you would know" "This is how we do it" " What the hell is going on in here?" " Nothing." "Sorry to interrupt playtime, but we have an address on Ivan Sokolov." "You boys might wanna get out of the office." "Absolutely." "I'll take lead, you run backup." "I was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you." " I'm always the first in the door." " You're not always first at everything." "Hello." "We're, um, friends of Ivan." "Oh, no, take lead, please." "No, no." "Honestly, after you." " Brut?" " Patchouli." "I love patchouli." "Lovely." " Oh, no, I'm like" " Yeah." "What are you betting down there?" "Hello!" "Cards!" "Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker." "He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno." "This is private game." "Don't wave your hands at me, chief." "Don't you know who I am?" "He got into the rose at brunch, he's gonzo." "I said this is private game." "I know who you are, mate." " Ivan." " The terrible." "We're friends with Karl Heinrich." "There's one little problem." "Heinrich doesn't have any friends." "Oh, dear." "Mag!" "Give me a mag!" "Do you ever come prepared?" "Bollocks, mate." "Bollocks!" "Get out your gun." "Tuck, get down!" "Get down!" " There you are." "I got you, eh, mate?" " No, I got him." "Yeah, of course you did, mate." "I love your work." "Tell us where Heinrich is and we'll be able to cut you a deal, Ivan." "I'm not saying anything." "Okay, you get three square meals a day and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers." " Let's go." " Give deodorant a chance, Ivan." "You stink." " What's happening?" " Hm?" " What's going on?" " Uh, Collins." "I'm gonna go see the medic." " Yeah." " You?" "No." "Just the intel flash coming over." " Roger that." " Right." "Right." "She texted her friend Trish." "Said she needed to talk because she was F-T-F-O." "Which Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir." "I S-H-l-T you not." "I was L-M-F-A-O when I read that." " lt was crazy, ridiculou" " Bothwick!" "S-H-H-H-H-H." "Trish then called the babysitter and told her it was an emergency." "This is serious." "This is really serious." "Can't believe this is my problem." "Last month, I was dating Boggle." "This month, two gorgeous guys." "I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man." "It's a game." "And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off." "You never said gorgeous." "You said good-looking." "There's a difference" " Wanna see a picture of them?" " Yes." " Okay." " I didn't know you had pictures." "Give it." "Oh." "Wow." " Right?" " That's dirty sex." "You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink." "Not like sex." "I mean, like, man stink, the good stuff." "That's pretty impressive." "For you, yeah." "What does the other one look like?" "You just scroll over, you do the finger thing." "Oh, my God." "He is hot too." "I am impressed with you." " This is hotness." "That man is" " You scared the shit out of me." " You all right?" " Yup." " Medically speaking?" " Fine." " They're people, not products." " You're not a very good liar, know that?" " Oh, yes, and you are." " They never play this game with me." "Seeing as we're both here, we might as well share resources." " Incredible guys." " I don't have a choice." " Please, sit down." " Oh, I'm staying." "Okay, good, good." "Well, I'm available as a friend." "If you want me to have sex with both of those guys just to test out stuff and see who comes back a winner and who doesn't." "They wouldn't know." "I'd pretend I was you." "I'd put my hair up in a pony." "Obviously I'm busy, because I'm a mother, but I would carve out time in my schedule." "That's the kind of friend I am." " Why is she listening to that old man?" " I have no idea." " Okay." "You know what?" "That's not helpful." " Okay, fine." "Do one of your "focus groups" you do at work." "You can be the focus group, I can be in charge, like you." " Oh, that's actually a good idea." " Okay." "This is good, I like this." "Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products." " Okay." " The people." "And you tell me who you like and why." "I don't know." "They're both incredible." "What a struggle." "I have to go home and clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard right now." "Probably one of his testicles." "You're gonna talk to me about how amazing these guys are." " ls there anything bad about them?" " Okay, let me think." "Flaws." "I think there" "There is one thing." "FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands." "Like little T. rex hands." " Ha!" " Oh, gross." "Means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis." "You know that's not true." "You've seen it." "You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true." "And Tuck is British." "Mm." " What is that supposed to mean?" " Doesn't mean anything." "That's the same, they're kind of even." "So get into decision-making mode." "And I need you to do it kind of quickly." "It's fun, but I'm not the one having sex." " So I can't be that invested." " Okay." "You know what I need?" "Mm." " A joint." "Okay." " No, I need a deadline." "Gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision." " That's good." " One week I have to make a decision." "One week?" "Okay, so she grew up in Georgia." "She likes to volunteer at dog shelters." "She's a fan of classic rock and collecting mini Camaros." "What, as in the cars?" "This is so fun!" "You're a natural in this." "It's just so weird." "My dad used to collect these." "They were never as nice as this one." "But he never let me drive them." "I can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that." "She's got a magic spell on me" "Did he just give our bird the bird?" "Now I've got a woman" " What was that?" " What?" "Well, that was the exhaust." " Oh." " Give it some throttle." "Go on." "She likes red wine, lavender bath salts." "And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt." " Huh?" " Yeah." "Austrian cat." "Boy can paint." "Ain't you never seen The Kiss?" "You know, like that:" "Yeah, no, of course I have." "Is this what I think it is?" "You're a fan?" " Of Gustav Klimt?" " Of Gustav Klimt." " He's my favorite artist." " He's my favorite artist." "This is incredible." " Are these real?" " Yeah." "Okay, stop." " You recognize this?" " Yes." " The Harpist, 1895?" " I have this" " Seen it in a book." " Pre-secession movement." "Look at the tension between two- and three-dimensionality." "The tension between two- and three-dimensionality." " lncredible." "This is my favorite." " How do you know?" "Undine, 1902." "Undine, 1902." "Oh, my goodness, this is amazing." "Innovation became intrinsic...." "To Degas and other modernists." "You can see influence of art nouveau." "Strong advocate of finger-painting movement." "What?" "Hey." "We lost contact." "Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them." "He, uh, used his...." "He would" "The intimacy with the canvas to finger a painting" "To" "Rather to paint using hands." "Sometimes, he would use mud and sticks." "You know, he used mud and sticks" " Ahem." "He did?" " lf he couldn't find a stick..." " lf he couldn't find a stick..." " ...he would use his dick." " ...he'd just use his" "What?" "Oh, son of a bitch." "Who is--?" " Ha, ha." " Ugh!" "You know, I think enough talking." "Let's let the paintings speak for themselves." "Oh, my God." "Wow." "That is so beautiful." "It's amazing." "Just incredible." "Yeah." "It is." "Thank you." " Hello?" " Hey, it's me." " How did it go?" " They both went well." "Too well." " I don't know what to do." " That's awesome." "I'm coming over." "Go up on 5." "Let's just pump the audio a little bit." "Are you sure about this, sir?" "We might have some constitutional issues here." "Patriot Act." " So how was it?" " They're both incredible." "Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes that you just wanna melt into." "So beautiful." "He brings out the best in me." "He really challenges me." "But he's that guy who's always on, he's superslick." "Sometimes, I think he doesn't care about anything more than himself." "Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them, but it's" " Here it is." " This is amazing." " It's really more of a sanctuary for me." " Hey, Rebecca." " Who's that man?" " Hey, Betty." " Excuse me?" "I just had no idea you were so passionate about animals." "Yeah." "Animals and kids." "What's up?" " How you doing, Nick?" " What?" "There are a lot of things you don't know about me..." " ...and it takes a while for me to open up." " I can see that." "Oh, what's the matter?" " What's the matter, you?" " Hey, little guy." " What's going on?" " You okay?" " Are you allowed to open the cages?" " All the time." " Okay." " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." " Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud?" " It's a Boston terrier." "I love these dogs." "Hi." "Hi." "Yeah." "That's a lot of energy." "I love this place." "Mm." " What's in your mouth?" " A lot of dog hair." " Yeah." " So...." "I know." "Big mess." " Do you wanna help me pick one out?" " You're gonna adopt a dog?" "I think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?" "Wow, I think that's so great." "Okay." "Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here." "Okay, what about Tuck?" "Uh, Tuck is great." "He's sweet, he's ki-- We have so much fun." "More fun that I've ever had in my entire life." "But he's maybe too sweet?" "A little earnest?" "Uh, sort of safe." "Yeah." "That's boring." "I almost fell asleep just listening to that." "Safe." "Okay, I think I'm ready." " You ever carried a weapon before?" " You know" "Not really, no." "Okay." "Okay." "I need you to keep that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?" " Okay." " Thumbs up." " This will be fun." " No." "It's not fun." "It's dangerous." "Hey, watch there." " Men!" "Move." " My face!" "Oh, my God." "Man, come on." " Come on." " Oh!" "Okay." "Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on." "This is very stressful!" " Clear." "We're coming out." "Okay, come on." " Okay." "Get him!" " No head shots!" " That's illegal." "Oh, my God." "I'm scared." "It's a grenade!" "How you like me now" "How you like me now" "Who is that guy?" "It's just a game." "Ah!" "Let's get out of here." "Huh?" "Oh, yes." "Oh, my God." " Did you see me light that up?" " Okay." "That boy come right out of nowhere." "Okay, you are disturbingly good at this." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, how does that make you feel?" "Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people..." " ..." "I'll be safe." " Safe." "I tried to get your back there." "I got off a few shots but I think my triggering mechanism was stuck." " You got the safety on." " I was trying to" " Oh, you mean this thing here?" " Yeah." "Ugh!" "Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" "Ha, ha." "Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh" "I have this laughter thing when bad things happen." "It's not funny." "I shouldn't do that." "Are you okay?" "Can you walk?" "Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good." "Oh, my God, I feel so bad." "Yeah, it's good." " Come on, let's go get something to eat." " Okay." "So you know how I was telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?" "The other day, we went paintballing and he nearly put this kid's eye out with a paintball gun." "Then FDR, we went to this animal shelter and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye." "I'm telling you, it's getting weird." "I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position." "It's making them crazy." "It's making me crazy." "So, what are you gonna do about it?" "I have to do what any rational woman in my position would do." " Break up with them?" " Sleep with them." "Sex tiebreaker." "Oh, thank you!" "Finally!" "A sex tiebreaker!" "That is what you need to do!" "You have to have sex with both of them!" "Thank you." "What?" "It's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay?" "Google it." "We had a deal." "Well, we have a deal." " We have a deal." " I'm not gonna have sex with her." "And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either." "No matter how hard she tries." " We have a gentleman's agreement." " We have a gentleman's agreement." "And we are gentlemen." "Okay?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Okay." " Okay." " Good." "Good Lord." " That the time?" " Yeah, I got that thing." "I gotta be somewhere this time." "Full-scale tactical prevention mode." "What exactly do you have in mind?" "Yeah." "Wow, this is amazing." " indeed." " How nice." " Do you think the candles are a bit cheesy?" " No." "I think they're wonderful." "This has been the perfect night." "Dickerman make it rain." "Can't stand it" "I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight" "Sabotage" "You really think you can trust him?" "Absolutely not." " Okay, I believe you." " Wow." " This is great." " Yeah?" "Yeah." " Pool on the roof." " Oh, you know it's hydrotherapy for an old football injury." "I'll be right back." " Okay?" " Okay." "Come on, scram." "Let's go." "He moves in space" "God." "It's a sabotage" "Can't stand it I know you planned it" "Son of a" "I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle" "What could it be?" "It's a mirage" "You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage" "Smooth operator" "FDR?" "Smooth operator" "Really?" "Smooth operator" "A tranq dart." "A tranq dart." "Three inches over, I would've been dead." "Four." "Four inches, okay?" " Neanderthal." " Morning, sirs." "Shut up." "Jesus." "I cannot believe you didn't trust me." "We both know what happens when you listen to Sade." " She's an incredible singer." " She is." "Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants." " Hor" " And might I remind you you were the one who flooded my apartment first." " The candles were a fire hazard." " No." "The only thing you were worried about getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?" "Honesty, Franklin." "Try it." "Right!" "Now, I have very serious anger management issues today, Ivan so I would appreciate it if you'd do me the courtesy of answering all my terribly boring questions sharpish." " Heh, heh." "The pliers, really?" " Yes, the pliers, really." " Predictable, safe and boring yet again." " Why don't you tickle Ivan's feet till he talks with your teeny, tiny, itty-bitty jazz hands?" "Heh." "Where is Heinrich, brother?" "Sooner or later he'll be coming for you." "Brother." "You are going to die." "Don't worry, you're next." "I'm sorry about Jonas." " Ooh!" "Oh, gosh." " No, no, no." "Just let him do his thing." "Oh, hello." "Uh, Nana, this is Lauren." "Lauren, this is my grandmother, Nana." "So you're the girl who's been putting up with Franklin." " Mm-hm." " I brought pie." "Yeah, you know where the kitchen is." "Lauren and I have a lot to talk about." "Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?" "Oh, this is beautiful." " Oh, is this FDR?" " Oh, yes." "Look at that unibrow." " lt goes all the way around his head." " I know, he was so cute." " Hi, Dottie." " And who are these people?" "Oh, those are his parents." "They died when he was 9." "I'm so sorry." " He never told me that." " Yeah." "In a car crash." "They were going out to dinner one night and, um" "Well, he's never been quite the same since." "He has a hard time trusting people." "But he must trust you." "Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here." "I have a hard time trusting people too." "He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles." "Which almost made up for the bed-wetting." "Nana." "We really don't have to talk about that right now." " Oh, we really do." " No, no, no." " No, we should." " No, no, no." " We ought to." " I know" "He wore that Superman costume everywhere." "You wouldn't believe the smell." "But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?" " The little fellow jumped off the roof." " Oh!" "I was given misinformation, okay?" "We all make mistakes." "That was one of mine." "Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes." "To no mistakes." " To no mistakes." " To no mistakes." " Okay, wearing dresses." " I was only wearing them because I thought they were capes." "Are we recording this?" "I had a nice time tonight." "Me too." "I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces." " Ha, ha." " I actually" "I might like him more than I like you." "He likes you too." "Ha, ha." "I should go." "Yeah." "I should be a gentleman." "Well, the good news is I'm no gentleman." "This is not good." "She blew my mind" "And we've been hangin' out" "Ever since that time" "We got good love" "Rock 'n' roll" "Oh, no." "Oh, yeah" "Sweet, sweet love" "Sweet, sweet love" "Sweet, sweet love" " Hey." " Oh, God!" "Oh, my God." "Okay." " Morning." " Good morning." " You're dressed." "Where you going?" " I have to go to work." "I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something." "Do you like pancakes?" "I love pancakes." "Really, I'd love to have pancakes." " Who doesn't like pancakes?" "Crazy people." " Crazy people." "I have to go to work." "I have a meeting." "Really super early." "So I gotta go." "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, no, that's cool." "I have" " I've got a meeting too, so" " Okay." " Last night was" " Uh...." "Was" " Was incredible." "That was crazy." "Yeah." "Uh, thank you for the" "Thank you for that." "So I'm gonna go." "But lock up behind you" " Or don't lo-- I don't know." "You're not gonna steal anything." "I don't know why I said that." "Okay, bye." "Bye." "Trish, I slept with him." " Which one?" " FDR." "Oh, my God, that's awesome." "How do you feel?" "Can you walk?" "Small hands, not an issue." "I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue." "How was it?" "Amazing." "Like five times amazing." "But I'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon." "But after last night, I can't see Tuck now." "No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?" "You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in jail so you could act like a little bitch?" "I don't think so." "Get out there, you get flexible." " I'm going to hell." " You're not." "If you go there, I'm" "I'll be there to pick you up." "Okay, save me a drink." "You got last night's surveillance tape?" "Oh, hey, uh...." "We didn't get anything." "We got nothing." "The tape jammed, so...." "Ha, ha." "Boylee, it's digital, you plank." " Right." "So can I have the disk?" " Yup." "Seriously, you don't wanna see it." "I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much." "Now, did you see this?" "Only once." "Right." "What happened?" "Agent Foster entered the premises." " All right." " Yep." " And?" " Ha, ha." " Boylee." " Ahem." " Then he" " Boylee, what happened next?" "Then he entered the premises." "I got it, mate." "Yeah, I totally understand." "Thank you very much." "Cheers, mate." "Open your eyes." "I'm flying." "Jack." "Hey." " Hi." " Maya." "So it's Tuesday." "Mm-hm." "My layover day?" "Yeah." "Right." "Um...." "It's just" "Look, l" "I can't really do this, um...." "I met somebody." "Sorry." "Okay." "What's happening to me?" "You have absolutely no self-control." "Tuck, look, I didn't plan on this happening, okay?" "She's the one that initiated it in the first place." "Well, of course she initiated." "You roll out the big, happy family, it's like girl porn, isn't it?" " You broke the rules, man." " Forget the rules." "Not a game anymore." " I care for Lauren." " Great, you have affections." " lt only took you 30 years." " Tuck." " What?" " I slept with her." " Yeah, well, I'm well aware of that, aren't I?" " No, slept." "Fell asleep." "That's never happened to me before." "Hey, Mom, I'm coming!" "Hey, spudley, how you doing?" "Come on, give us a cuddle." "Hello." "This is my friend Lauren." "I thought Uncle Frank was your only friend." "Who's Uncle Frank?" "Yes." "Ha, ha." "Um...." "Ahem." "He's right." "He is my only friend from work." "But this is my new friend." "Lauren." " Hi." " Hi." "Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?" "I need some help with work." " You could be the men for the job." " No." " Yeah?" " That sounds great." " Hands up." " No." "Now I've got a woman" "She's got a magic spell on me" "Go to sat cam 6." "Bye, Lauren." "Hello." "Hello." "Now I've got a woman" "He just used the kid." "He used the kid." "Maybe we could get you a kid, sir." "For a day." " You know a guy?" " I know a guy." "No." "She's got a magic spell on me" "I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much." "So did I." "Good night." "I got no beef with repetition" "Go inside." "Go inside the house." "You don't wanna see the" " Oh, my God." "I got no beef with repetition" "Bring up 5." " Two" " Where did they go?" "Bring up 3." "Tuck, we need to talk." "In a little bit." " It's dead." "He's killing our bugs." " Bring up 4." "There goes 7." "This is so bad." "But it feels so good." "We're dead, sir." "Yeah, we are." " Okay, Tuck." " Mm-hm." "Tuck." "Tuck, I'm sorry." "I'm not this kind of girl." "I know exactly what kind of girl you are." "And that's why I've completely fallen in love with you." "Damn." "I think that's the new British Invasion what happened there, that's what that was." " I feel like I'm having a panic attack." " Breathe." "Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down." "Do you think it's possible to love two people equally?" "Love, yes." "Be in love, no." "What do you do when you don't know what to do?" "I ask Bob." "Your husband, Bob?" " "Bob" Bob?" " Yeah." "I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat and my ridiculous." "And I like the way that I am with him." " Mom, could you fix this?" " Hey, buddy." "Don't choose the better guy." "Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl." " Right?" " Right." "I love you?" "Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed." "Bravo." "Well done." "Good performance." " I don't expect you to understand." " Why can't you just admit you lost?" "I didn't." "I was doing well until you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth." "As per usual." " Let's not forget, yes, I did find her first." " Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck." "She fell for me." "It's not my fault you're always a step behind." "If I'm only a step behind, it's because I'm cleaning up after you." "Do you know what?" "I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us." "But this, what we had...." " Yeah, what?" " It's over." "I already asked Collins for a transfer." " Lauren." "How are you?" "Are you well?" " Hi." "Oh, I'm pretty good." " Good." " Are you busy?" " No, no, I'm just at work." " What are you doing?" "Oh, nothing much." "A bit boring, to be honest." " Do you know that new place on Third?" " I know it very well." " Can you meet me there?" " I can be there in half an hour." " Okay." "I'll see you for lunch then." " That would be lovely." " I'll see you there." " All right, my love." " Bye." " Bye." "She called you." "Gotta go, mate." "Have to pack up anyway." "Lucky water bottle." "Anyway, she is a brilliant mother." "What are you doing?" "Watching last night's surveillance video on Tuck." "Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman." "She got away." "All right, Dick, I'll see you when I see you." "I had a really fantastic day today." "Thank you very, very much." " So did I. It was fun." " It was." "I, well...." " Scroll back for a second." " Yeah, so...." " Now zoom in." " There?" "No, no, on the background." "Freeze that and enhance." "That's Heinrich." "He's here." "I have to get Tuck." "I'm really glad you called." "I didn't expect you to." "It was a surprise." " Really?" " Yeah." "Which is great, because I love surprises." "You do?" "Gosh, I don't." "Usually, they turn out more bad than" "Good grief." " Hi." " Hi." "FDR, what are you...?" "Uh, I'm sorry." "Tuck, this is my friend FDR." "FDR, this is Tuck." " Hello, it's lovely to meet you." " Lovely to meet you." " Are you British?" " Yes, I am." "That's a crying shame." " Why?" " Oh, no reason." "You have-- You have very gentle hands, don't you?" " Strong hands." " Gentle hands." " Strong hands." " Gentle hands." "It's like holding a salmon." "Can you excuse me for just a second?" "I'm just gonna, um...." "Just a minute, for a second." "Order me a drink." "In a shot." "I'll be right back." "Oh, so horny" "Oh, so horny" " Hello." " Trish." "They're both here." "You gotta get over here." "I'm hyperventilating." "I told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time." "What?" "You have neither the grace nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?" "It's Heinrich." "He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now." "You know, you are incredible." "Really, you are." "I have to take my hat off to you." "This is impressive." " Listen." " You take your hands off me." " This is not" " Tuck." "Tuck." " Take your hand off me, mate." "Yeah?" " Yeah, all right." " Where you going?" "Hey, where you going?" "Hm?" "You can do this." "You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict." "I'm gonna pass out." "Has that been on my teeth the whole time?" "Get out there." "Tell them your decision." "They're rational." "They may even become friends." "They'll probably just shake hands." "My boobs are sweating." "I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance." "What?" "Were you having a laugh, mate?" "I was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate." "I was your only friend." "Friend?" " You two know each other?" " Well, Lauren...." " You two know each other?" " Yes." "What was this?" "Some sort of bet?" "Some sort of game?" "To see who could get the girl first?" " No, no, no." " Lauren..." " ..." "let me explain." " Let me explain." " I'm really" " No, actually" " You've done" " Lauren, listen" " Shut up." "I trusted you." "Lauren." "Lauren." "It's worse." "They know each other." " What?" " I don't know how." "I got" " I walked in and they said they were friends." "Here, drink this." " Oh, my God, what is that?" " It's a screwdriver." "It's mostly vodka." "But I'm sure there's some apple juice or something in there from somewhere." "I feel like an idiot." "I thought they cared." "Can we get out?" "Yeah, sure, we could just go to a bar-- What--?" " Oh, my God." " What--?" "Excuse me." "Is there something I can help you with?" " Just give him your keys." " I don't want the car." "I want your boyfriends." "Don't talk to me, mate." "In fact, don't ever talk to me again." "Don't" " ls that Sade?" " Sade is not exclusive, my friend." "Jesus." " Ah, look." " Put it on speaker." "All right." "Hi, Lauren, I'm really, really sorry about what happened." "Lauren, it's FDR." "I am so sorry about what happened." " Would you just be quiet?" " Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me." "Why didn't she call your phone then?" " I don't know." " Shut up." "You shut up." " Lauren" " No, you shut up." "You two come alone unarmed to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro." "Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend." "I see any police, any agent within a mile you get her head in the mail." "Be there in an hour." "If we go to that warehouse, she's not walking out and neither are we." " What is that?" " GPS." "I put a sat-tracker on her." "You put a sat-tracker on her?" " Of course I did, didn't you?" " No." "I didn't put a sat-tracker on her." "That's immoral." "I put one on her cell phone." " Steal this car, Tuck." " Got it." " Thank you." " She's heading eastbound on Venice." " Try not to screw this up." " You try not to." "Stop repeating everything that I say." "FDR, target is holding steady." "One mile to contact." "Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise." "Get me close." "I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo." "Negative, we don't have the angle." "Do a reverse Karachi." "Fine." "Just get me close." "No!" "What are you doing?" "No!" " Trish!" " Got it." "Shit!" "Drive, you idiot!" "What the hell is going on?" "I'm gonna be honest." "I am not a travel agent." " Really?" " I'm not a cruise ship captain." "No shit." "Oh, my God!" " Oh, God." " Okay." "Grab the wheel, please." " Girl, I've seen you drive." "Take the wheel." " I'm not gonna drive this car." " Turn around." " Shit!" "Tuck!" " I missed you." " I know." "I've missed you too." " I love you, man." " Love you too." " We're back." " Oh, my God." "I'm Yoko." "Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh coming to you live from the studio...." " Mom." " Yeah?" " ls that Dad?" " Huh?" " Where are they going?" " Headed south on the 310 Freeway." "But that freeway's incomplete." "Three hundred feet, 200." "They're running out of road." "I hope you can forgive him, Lauren." " He's the best man I know." " Bollocks, mate." "You two belong to each other." "You really do, you belong to each other." "Thank you, she's already made her choice." "No." "No, I didn't." " You didn't?" " You didn't?" " What?" " No, I mean, I did, but-  ln light of everything I found out, I feel" " Tuck." " It's bulletproof." " The lights." "Shoot the headlights." "Front-impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." " Good." " Yeah." "I'm okay." "All right, get a room." " We do not know how it started." " I don't think he's a travel agent." "It may have involved a German terrorist group as well as two federal agents." " Let me take a look at that, sir?" " No, I'm fine." "I was gonna tell you." "That's why I asked you out." "Yeah, it's okay." "I, um...." "It's good." "It's good." "I understand." " Okay." " It's good." "Does Joe know about this?" "Um...." "No." "No, not yet, but I think he will in a minute." "All right." "I should" " I should probably-- I should probably head off." "Okay." "Good." "Take care." "Hey, Tuck." "I'll, uh, take care of all this." "Thank you." "All right." "I'll see you" " I'll see you in the office?" "No." "I'll see you in the field, mate." " Come here, you." " Come here, you." " I love you." " I love you too." " You're family always and forever." " Yeah." "So are you." " Take care." " You take care of her." "So...." "So when I added it all up and I crunched all the numbers, it was a" "Shh." "No more thinking." "You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?" "For the rest of your life." "Did you see that?" "You see, it worked." " lt worked." "You see that?" " What'd I tell you?" "Hm?" "You happy?" "All right, go get your sneakers." "Go on." " You're not listening to me." " Mate, can I have a quick word with you?" "That's it, stand up." "A brave man once said to me, "Pain is weakness leaving the body."" "Bye, weakness." "Weakness leaving the body." "You go on." "Talk to your friends for a bit." "Hey." "So you're not a travel agent?" " No." " Mm-hm." "Um...." "This is me." "Hi, um, I'm Katie." "Hello." "I'm Tuck." "Pleased to meet you." " Tuck?" " That's right." "Yeah." "So nice to meet you." "Finally." " You hungry?" " Yes, I am." "Well, you wanna get some dinner?" "As a family?" "Yes, yes, I would." "Okay, good." "Okay, bud, time to go." "Hello?" "Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?" "Yeah, of course." "It's got high-tensile fiber and triple-secure locking features." "It gets fives across the board." "Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty." "Ha, ha." "Oh, Nana's tomorrow night." "Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe." " Hey, Nana's tomorrow night, huh?" " ls that Nana you're talking to?" "No." "Did you tell him yet?" " I'm just about to." " Good luck." "I love you, baby." " I love you, baby." " Bye." "Ah!" "I'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!" " Are you sure that we should do this?" " Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?" " Brother." " Yo." "I asked Lauren to marry me." "Will you be my best man?" " Jump run!" " Hey, you're good." "I know it's a little awkward with you having slept with her and everything, but...." " Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even" " I just think it's poetic justice, right?" "What is?" "Well, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while, but I slept with Katie." "Once." "Long time ago." "Before you guys even knew each other." " Slept with my wife?" " She wasn't." "You didn't know her." " You slept with my wife?" " lt was a long time ago, man." "I never even slept with Lauren." " What?" " I never slept with Lauren!" "No, I only let you think that, right?" "Think that, to make you jealous." " You never slept with Lauren?" " You slept with my wife!" "I need you to look" "In my head" "Before you came along" "Felt like I was dead" "I got good love" "Rock 'n' roll" "Well, I met a sweet girl" "She blew my mind" "And we've been hangin' out" "Ever since that time" "We got good love" "Rock 'n' roll" "Oh, yeah" "Sweet, sweet love" "Sweet, sweet love" "Sweet, sweet love" "Sweet, sweet love"