"This one is one of my favourites." "Do you have the film "Mind your own business?"" "I've never heard of that one, but I can check." "No, I don't see it here." "Is it a foreign film?" "How about "Leave my husband alone, or I'll castrate you?"" "No." "Are these Lithuanian films?" "Excuse me..." "what's going on?" "Come on, man..." "Good day." "Hi." "Are you Siggi Hlemm?" "No." "Siggi!" "How do you do." "Hello." "Here." "Vilhjálmur Johns, realtor." "Ah." "Take a seat." "I'm here because I'm having problems selling a house." "I don't know much about the real estate business." "There's so much in this world that we don't understand." "Do you believe in life after this life?" "I'd hope so." "I'm trying to start a new life right here." "I'm talking more about hauntings." "Ghosts." "This house at Hafnargata has a reputation for being haunted." "I see." "This should all be easy enough." "Sorry, what?" "What I just said." "I'm not quite sure what you want me to do." "What I said was that I need someone to stay at the house for one night, hopefully to disprove that it's haunted." "Why not just do it yourself?" "I just told you that earlier." "Weren't you listening?" "Yes I was, but I would enjoy hearing it again." "Enjoy?" "Yeah." "My wife is seriously ill and I'm in no position to leave her side, even for a single night." "You want me to repeat that?" "No no no." "But I'm sorry, I just don't have the time for this." "There are many other jobs that need my attention." "It's not my area of expertise." "I see." "You must think that I'm some sort of fool." "Not at all." "But I have the Lithuanian mafia on my back..." "Have a nice day." "Likewise." "Eat eat, you're skin and bones." "What is this?" "Old family recipe." "Sölvi Sölvason, Minister of Justice..." "Well well, if it isn't" "Ssh!" "To call this a prison for the homeless isn't just wrong, especially for the ones that will benefit from it." "It's primarily a shelter for the bottom rung of society." "It has bars and locks, yes..." "Isn't that on Hafnargata?" "Looks that way." "Does he live there?" "How would you like to spend a night in a haunted house?" "Uh... does the Pope wear a funny hat?" "What do you mean?" "Er... yeah." "Yes, I'd like to go to a haunted house." "Is Siggi in...?" "Oh, hi there." "The keys." "Right." "I admire your courage." "Right." "I'd join you if I could, but she's vomiting blood." "I hope she gets better." "That's unlikely." "What's with the get-up?" "It's just Ghostbusters." "I felt it was appropriate." "This isn't some game." "We're spying on the Minister of Justice here, not playing some role-playing game." "Why must you always rain on my parade?" "I don't even know what that means." "Mom, you'll call if anything happens." "Sure." "Have fun, boys." "But if we call it a "Start-up seminar"" "then we won't have to pay any wages." "Good thinking." "Mail me some suggestions on that and I'll pick out the best one." "Are you looking into this Siggi Hemm Hemm guy?" "Siggi Hlemm?" "I haven't had the time, so much to do..." "Get around to it, I dislike uncertainties like him." "Bye." "This is some ghost house." "There aren't even any cobwebs or anything like that." "Don't be so negative." "The stakeout is just starting." "This will be loads of fun." "Stakeout." "It's a funny word." "It would have been nice to have something creepy, like a child's cry coming from the walls." "Chairs, or something to sit on." "Can you fix that?" "Your royal chairs, your majesty." "Look, there he is." "Sölvi Sölvason, Minister of Justice." "More like the Minister of Fucking." "Even so, Another Stakeout is the better film." "It has Rosie O'Donnell in it." "I've always thought of her being underappreciated." "Many think of her being a poor actress." "She's the quintessential Big Beautiful Woman." "The time is 20:14." "Sölvi and his wife are having dinner." "Pasta, by the looks of it." "Are you listening to me?" "You never listen to what I say." "If you would ever say something I'd understand," "I might be able to have a conversation with you." "If you would stop speaking only to your dictaphone then..." "Did you hear something?" "You know... there may be something fishy in this house." "Maybe we'll discover something mindblowing." "The only fishy thing around here is across the street." "A corrupt minister isn't mindblowing enough for you?" "How are you going to expose some sort of conspiracy here?" "Maybe you're reading their lips?" "That might just be it." "We must explore every possibility." "We must explore every possibility." "Like the possibility of finding a bathroom in here." "Keep an eye out while I'm gone." "Eye." "Watch that the ghost doesn't bite you in the ass." "How was work today?" "It was rather dull." "I starred in another porno film." "Wasn't that fun?" "It was alright." "We used handcuffs and stuff." "How come you never want to do any of that stuff with me?" "Because you're so ugly, and I don't love you anymore." "I see." "Then we must file for a divorce." "Awesome, that calls for a celebration." "I'll drink the blood of innocent children because I'm so corrupt!" "Did you fall into the toilet?" "Siggi, aren't the lights supposed to be turned off...?" "Siggi?" "Are you alright?" "Come on, why did you spit on my sandwich?" "What happened?" "You came and spit on my sandwich and farted some disgusting gas..." "Anton?" "Sweetheart?" "Some junkies have moved in across the street from us." "I'm gonna shoot myself up with heroin because I dropped out of high school." "I'll smoke some crack too, because I was sexually abused." "Fucking pathetic losers." "Good day." "Good evening." "I heard that you have a large selection of V-H-S tapes." "Yes, we have one of the largest variety in the country." "Right, I came here to rent one of those." "Anything in particular?" "No, just a regular one." "We should be able to help you out with that." "Anton!" "Stop this right now!" "This isn't funny anymore." "Leave me alone!" "Stop it!" "This better be important, So You Think You Can Dance is on." "Here's a classic." "Pretty Woman." "It's about a young prostitute that..." "No thanks." "We don't want anything like that." "Do you have some kind of musical?" "I like those." "We should be able to find something." "Here's one, Moulin Rouge." "What's that one about?" "It's about a young prostitute that..." "Right, you don't want anything like that." "Yes." "What about some classic Icelandic films?" "Einkalíf!" "Here you go." "It's by Þráinn Bertelsson." "Einkalíf?" "Sounds like a dirty film." "It isn't." "It's like his earlier films, a light comedy." "Comedy?" "That's perfect." "Are you normal?" "Yeah." "But you?" "LOVE JESUS" "I think so." "Where did the ghost go?" "Maybe she gave up?" "It's probably a strain jumping between bodies." "Shouldn't we just leave?" "We have a job to do." "Let's just do like in that film you showed me." "Sacrifice a goat?" "No." "Exercise her." "Don't you have the Bible?" "The New Testament that I got for my Confirmation." "Just get out, we're not afraid of you!" "What about reciting some text in Latin?" "You do that." "What's this?" "Holy water." "There's loads of smoke here." "Anton, this isn't working out." "I think something's on fire." "Hi there." "We followed every security measure we could think of, but I'm sorry, the ghost..." "or whatever that was..." "Class 5 full phantom." "The fire, it just... it was much more powerful than we thought, and..." "I'm sorry, we couldn't control it and it..." "This is the best thing that could have happened." "I wasn't expecting this, but thanks anyway." "I'm insured for whatever may come up." "This is very good news for me." "I'm very sorry for this, we won't be charging..." "She threw up again tonight." "More than just blood." "Thanks very much, guys." "You did a terrific job." "Right, children." "It's time for a "video night"." "Be careful not to get any popcorn in the rug." "Yes, mother." "What film is this?" "It's called Einkalíf by Þráinn Bertelsson." "Thanks, Dad." "Enjoy it, sweetie." "Þráinn can be great, even though he's Left-Wing." "This is a light comedy, like his other comedy films."