"Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Foryou." "One ··ry·u." "Foryou." "One ··ry·u." "One ··ry·u." "How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad?" "Be grateful, Juan Pablo." "Today is especially delicious." "Orphans, smile and be happy," "··r God has blessed us with a newteacher." "She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent ofthe lmmaculate Hea· Sisters Lady Mountains ofGuadalupe." "Sister Encarnaci·n." "Thankyou, Brother." "Children, today I wantto tell you a sto· about Isabel." "Okay, new game." "Go get it!" "Hey, that's my ball!" "Sister." "I'm Ignacio." "God be with you, Ignacio." "An·ays, I was wondering ifyou would like tojoin me in my qua·ers this night·rsome toast." "Look alive!" "There is a man sickwith influenza." "I need ·oryou· pay him a visit, huh?" "Butthe sisterand I..." "You are always complaining of never having priestly duties." "Here is your big dufy, huh?" "Go now, so that Sisterand I maytalk of holythings." "I like yourcow." "Where is he?" "Holy Father, please receive this man to your kingdom." "Thankyou ·or coming here today." "This man lived a good li·." "He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden," "and a collection of Russian nesting dolls." "May he rest in peace." "Okay." "Hey!" "Ramses..." "NEWWRESTLERS TOURNAMENT" "GRAND PRIZE $200" "ENTER TODAY" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Okay." "How's it going?" "It's ve· late, Ignacio." "Give me a second." "Good toast." "So," "eve·yone calls you g·ero." "My motherwas a Lutheran missiona· from Scandinavia and my·ther, a deacon from Mexico." "Theytried to conve· each other, butthey got married instead." "And then they died." "So an·ays, let's get down to the nitfy-gritfy." "Tell me, who is this Encarnaci·n?" "Well, my·vorite color is lighttan." "My·vorite animal is puppies." "I like se·ing the Lord." "Hiking." "Playvolleyball." "You gotta be kidding me." "Eve·thing youjust said is my·vorite thing to do eve· day." "So, you enjoyyourself here atthe Brotherhood?" "The children, I love the children." "They are my hea·." "Butto tell you the truth, the brothers make me cook stew and stu·all day, butthey don't give me money ·or·r·····r·Q··." "And they don'tthink I know a buttload ofcrap aboutthe Gospel, but I do." "Okay?" "Today, I saw a man in town." "People were throwing daisies at him and giving him goodies." "Sometimes I would like that kind of respect." "Who was this man?" "Well, to tell you the truth, he was a luchador." "Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio." "People cheer·r him, but he is a ·······." "Whatever." "Be patient, Brother." "This, too, shall pass." "What is this?" "Le·overs." "Enjoy." "There is no flavor." "There are no spices." "Where are the chips?" "Somebody stole them." "Did you nottell them thattheywere the Lord's chips?" "I was t·ing to..." "You are useless, Ignacio." "Silence, Brothers." "This is the worst lunch I ever had." "Youronly job is to cook." "Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?" "Okay." "Maybe I am not meant·rthese duties." "Cooking dufy." "Dead guy dufy." "Maybe it's time ·or me to get a betterdufy." "I thinkyour·od is good." "I am the gatekeeperof my own destiny, and I will have my glo· day in the hot sun." "Okay?" "See you." "Hey!" "Listen to me!" "Hey!" "Mucho····." "I need your help." "Take outthe legs!" "Listen to me!" "Today, I have the chance ofa li·time, butfirst I need a man." "Get o· me!" "Don'tyou see?" "Yourskills plus my skills in the ring, tag team." "You're crazy!" "Aren'tyou tired ofgetting di· kicked in your·ce?" "I am!" "Don'tyou want a little taste ofthe glo·?" "See what ittastes like?" "No!" "If we win, we get 200 pesos!" "Chancho!" "Chancho!" "Chancho, I need to borrow some sweats." "Are you leaving us?" "No, Chancho, I would never leave you." "Ijust need to borrow some sweats." "NEWWRESTLERS TOURNAMENT" "His hair." "We bet his hair." "What?" "You can take the Stallion." "I'll take the Pony." "I can'twrestle him." "Butyou are tall and ···a···." "You can do it." "Prayto the Lord ·or strength." "I don't believe in God, I believe in science." "You have not been baptized?" "Hey." "Howyou doing?" "He's good." "Hello!" "I'm talking to you. I will come." "Save me a piece ofthat corn." "Save me a piece ofthat corn ··r··r." "Hey." "Take it easy." "Come on, Esqueleto!" "Okay." "No problem." "We are dancing." "That didn't hu·!" "And then I disappear!" "Taste it." "Yes!" "I'm going to pull you." "The shoe!" "Anaconda squeeze." "Okay." "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Semental!" "Semental!" "Semental!" "Semental!" "Those guys were a couple of wussies, huh?" "They scalped my hairs, okay?" "l look hideous." "Come on, baby." "And you gave them permission to hu· me like this." "But I couldn't have anybody see my·ce, Steven, come on." "Tonight, I ···o···············, I've never·lt be·re." "Do you rememberthat one time when eve·one was shouting my name" "and I used my strength to rip my blouse?" "Yeah." "And I sawthem knockyou unconscious, all right?" "What's this?" "It's money." "What did you think?" "Butwe lost." "We all get a piece." "Listen, the people, they like you guys." "Come back nextweek, and I will get anotherfight·ryou." "Chancho." "When you are a man sometimes you wearstretchy pants in your room." "It's ·or·u·." "Don'twor·." "I won'ttell nobody." "I'm a little concerned right now." "Aboutyoursalvation and stu·." "How come you have not been baptized?" "Because I nevergot around to it, okay?" "I don't knowwhyyou always have to bejudging me because I only believe in science." "Buttonight, we are going up against Satan's Cavemen." "And ljustthought itwould be a good idea ifyou..." "Praise the Lord!" "Hey, we're not allowed to watch that." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Tag me!" "What?" "What are you doing?" "No, no, no, no!" "No, no!" "Ignacio." "No!" "No, no, no!" "No, no, no!" "Whatthe..." "Move!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Chancho!" "Put him down!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Put him down, Chancho!" "Stop it!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Please, stop it!" "Break it up!" "Break it up!" "Break it up!" "What's wrong with you?" "But, Sister, they arejust ni·os···· to release theirwiggles." "Ignacio, they are wrestling in a sacred place." "Okay, orphans, listen to me." "Listen to Ignacio." "I know it is fun to wrestle." "A nice pile-drive to the ··, ora punch to the ··, butyou cannot do it." "Because it is in the Bible notto wrestle your neighbor." "So you've neverwrestled?" "Me?" "No, come on." "Don't be crazy." "Listen, I knowthe wrestlers get all the ··· ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my li· is good." "Really good." "I getto wake up eve· morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup." "It's the best. I love it." "I getto lay in a bed by myself all of my li·." "It's ··c." "Go." "Go away!" "Read some books!" "Have you ever had ·······or a nun?" "No way." "There is this nun." "ljustwish I could take o·this robe so she could see how strong I am." "Well, bring her to our nextwrestling match." "Yeah, right." "Then I'll get kicked out ofthe monaste·." "I have an idea." "Tell me." "Take heron a date tonight and I will bring some of myfriends to beatyou up, butwe will letyou win." "So where are you taking me?" "Well, Sister, I saw a bum here today." "There were ·o bums, and I said to myself," ""Let's talk to these guys aboutthe Gospel."" "Well, where are they?" "I don't see them." "They should be coming by." "Where is your robe, Ignacio?" "Itwas stinky." "Butthese are my recreation clothes." "They look expensive." "Thankyou." "I mean, yes, they may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man." "And beneath a man, we find his nucleus." "Nucleus?" "Yes." "Listen, I don't like the way those guysjust looked atyou." "Hey!" "Can'tyou see this woman's a nun?" "And ifyou guys have a problem with that, well, you canjustfight me." "Okay." "You ready?" "You messed with the wrong guythis time." "You everseen these moves?" "Huh?" "You see these moves?" "Huh?" "You thinkyou gonna..." "Huh?" "Come on!" "This way. I think he's over here." "Surprise." "Getthat corn out of my·ce!" "Release!" "Release!" "I looked like a ·o····· Whattookyou so long?" "It's no use." "I wanna be a greatfighter, but I can't even beat a couple ofguys in the street." "Nacho." "I think I know someone who can help you." "The Lord?" "No." "He's a watergypsy." "He knowwheres to find eagle eggs." "Eagle eggs?" "I'm not listening to you." "You're crazy." "Nacho, I'm telling you." "This is ·or reals." "His eagle eggs possess magical powers." "You could become the greatestfighter who ever lived." "In order·ryou to become empowered bythe eagle, you must climb that cli·," "find the egg, crack open one ofthem," "and then swallowthe yolk." "So, whatyou're saying to me is if I can eatthis yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world." "Definitely." "High five." "Summon youreagle powers." "What do you think I am doing?" "Eagle powers, come to me!" "Please!" "Tag." "Tag!" "Tag!" "Those eggs were a lie, Steven." "A lie!" "They gave me no eagle powers!" "They gave me no nutrients!" "Sor·." "I don'twantto get paid to lose." "I wantto win!" "I need pro·ssional help." "I need Ramses." "He's the best." "We need to get in with him and his buddies." "We must learn theirways." "Butthey are pros." "They only hang outwith each other." "Then we must go pro!" "But going pro is notthat easy." "It's political, obviously." "My area, amfyo." "You see that guy overthere?" "His name is Se·or···." "He's Ramses' manager and he owns all ofthe big arenas." "He's having a pa·tomorrow night." "We need to go and show him we mean business, thatwe are ready·rthe big leagues." "Overthere in the tree is a chipmunk nest." "Here we have the corn." "The best in the cify. lt's delicious." "That is where l getthe day-old chips, over in a secret place." "And that is a crazy lady." "So nowyou got a little taste of what I do." "It's pretfy dang exciting, huh?" "Ramses!" "How do you know him?" "He's the best." "No, he's not." "May I have his autograph?" "Please?" "Okay." "Let me see what I can do." "Ramses." "How are you?" "Hi." "I was wondering ifthe children could get a signature from you and maybe a picture." "Listen, the kids are orphans." "They like you." "You are the best." "This pa·'s gonna be crazy." "I mean, we're gonna be pros." "Feel it." "Go on. I made them." "Go lay down." "Ignacio, I've been looking ·oryou." "Where have you been?" "l've been here." "I've been sleeping." "In a frilly shi· and slacks?" "They are my PJs." "Can I come in?" "No, people might get the wrong idea aboutyou." "Like maybe you are a floozy." "Ignacio, I was in the kitchen and there's no ·oo· ·or··orr·'··r···." "Don'twor·, I'll take care of it." "Butwhen?" "Good night." "Hey, let go my blouse." "We are wrestlers, too." "We are invited." "Give me a boost." "Okay." "Hey." "What about me?" "I don'tthink I can li·you." "You are too ··." "Good luck." "Se·or···." "Who are you?" "l am Esqueleto, the luchador." "Eve·ybody is a luchador, mi amigo." "I think that me and myfriend are readyto go pro." "Ramses, would you like to fight this man in the ring?" "So you wantto make a name ·oryour··,·or···" "Win the Battle Jam nextweek." "The winnerwill fight Ramses in exhibition in front of5,000 people." "Then you will be a pro." "I ·or··you." "Come here, soldier." "How did you get up here so ··" "Secrettunnels." "Some saywrestlers make bad lovers." "Thatthey save themselves ·or··r···." "I love you." "Huh?" "I love you." "Sing!" "Sing something ··r Ramses!" "Okay, myfriend, this one's yours." "What?" "This one yours." "I am singing atthe party I am singing lt's myturn to sing atthe party" "Eve·one is dancing" "Happy party" "But Ramses is not dancing He does not dance atthe parties" "Ramses is numberone He knowsthe secrets ofdesire" "Ramses isthe one He putsthe people all on fire" "Ramses" "Steven!" "Come here." "That pa·was lame." "I hate that place." "Hey!" "Take it easy." "It sucks to be me right now!" "How come?" "How come you think?" "I used to really like Ramses." "I wanted to become him." "But itturns out he's a real douche." "Well, win the Battle Jam this week and you can fight him yourself." "Forget it." "What?" "Because I can't go on living a lie." "Ea·h to Steven." "I'm a friar." "I'm not·rthatworld." "The orphans, they need me, and I have ·or······." "I got no groceries ·or·r··· because ofyou!" "I'm sick of hearing aboutyourstupid orphans." "What did youjust say?" "l hate orphans." "Say it again to my·ce." "l hate them!" "Come again?" "I hate all the orphans in the whole world." "I'm not listening to you." "You only believe in science." "That's probablywhywe neverwin." "We neverwin because you are ··." "Buenos dfas, Sister." "So, whatyou cooking?" "Break·st." "Ignacio, you have a responsibilify to these children." "I know." "Well, where have you been?" "I've been gone because I had a lot ofchurch-y oppo·unities lately, outside ofthe orphanage." "Like what?" "Where were you last night?" "To tell you the truth, I wentto a wrestling match." "You wentto watch a wrestling match?" "Kind of." "You are a man ofthe cloth." "£uc£a libre, it's a sin." "Butwhy?" "Because those men ····orx·," "·or money," "·or·····r···." "Yes, it's terrible." "Terrible." "But is it always a sin to fight?" "No." "Ifyou ····or something noble, or·rsomeone who needs your help, onlythen will God bless you in battle." "You must pray·r·rgiveness." "Excuse me, Ignacio." "Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinkywarrior?" "Have I focused too much on my boots and all myfame and my stretchy pants?" "Wait a second." "Maybe you want me to fight and give eve·thing I win to the little oneswho have nothing so they can have betterfoods and a better life." "Yeah, maybe that." "Okay, if I win tonight atthe Battle Jam, I will knowthat you bless my mission and that you want me to be a wrestling se·ant ofyou." "I smell cookies." "Flame!" "Flame!" "No, no, no!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Roll, you ·o··" "Flame, flame, flame!" "Yes, it's true!" "I am Nacho, the luchador." "Who?" "Maybe you have seen me on TV." "Nacho!" "No." "This is ·or·····." "I knew it." "He is not a man ofGod." "Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world," "and I will win because our Heavenly Father will be in the ring with me." "And he and I will win 10,000 pesos." "And with it, I will buythe orphans a big bus to go on field trips to parks and places like that." "I'm serious!" "Nipple ·ist!" "You can'twin them all." "Nacho!" "Where are you going?" "There is no place ·or me in this world, Chanchito." "I don't belong outthere and I don't belong in here, so I'm going into the wilderness, probablyto die." "Well, you might need this." "My mothergave itto me be·re she died." "Itwas her lucky machete." "You can have it." "I hope to see you again, little Chancho." "Maybe in the next li·." "How did you find me here?" "I sawyou from the village." "I have some news." "Silencio isn't going to be able to fight Ramses." "He got injured." "Silencio bruised his bunions." "They are swollen really hard." "He's not gonna be able to fighttonight." "You were second place." "You getto fight Ramses." "But I have given up wrestling." "Nacho, you are a greatfighter." "And you got something none ofthese guys have." "The childrens need a real hero." "But I thoughtyou hated all the orphans in the whole world." "Not anymore." "I like them." "And they need you, Nacho." "Okay." "Dear Sister, I know you probably hate my guts by now and already believe that I must have died long ago in the wilderness." "But you are wrong, I'm still alive." "Tonight I'll be fighting the greatest wrestlerwho ever lived, the great Ramses." "I know you don't like wrestling, but knowthat I am leaving all my moniesto the orphans." "And if I die in the ring, knowthat I always loved you as a brother in God." "Ignacio." "P.S. lf we didn't end uptaking ourvows ofcelibacy, we could maybe get married and have a familywith some ni·os." "But, you know, whatever." "Hug, hug, kiss, kiss, hug, hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss." "Ramses is the numberone." "His legs are numberone." "His eyes are numberone." "His muscles are numberone." "Ramses is the numberone." "While I was in the wilderness I wrote a song ··r Encarnaci·n" "in my mind." "Shall I sing it·ryou?" "Sure." "When the fantasy has ended" "And all the children are gone" "Something good inside me" "Helps me to car· on I ate some bugs I ate some grass I used my hand To wipe mytears" "To kiss your mouth I'd break my vow" "No, no, no No, no, no way, Jos·" "Unless you wantto" "Then we'd break ourvowstogether" "Encarnaci·n" "Encarnaci·n" "Encarnaci·n" "Encarnaci·n" "They are ready·ryou now." "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Maybe we should pray." "Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength." "Amen." "Amen." "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "Ramses!" "High five." "Take it easy." "Go, go, go, go, go." "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Nacho!" "Okay." "Ve·ebrae kick!" "Timber!" "I did it!" "Hey!" "We did it!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!"