"G: gotta hide these... got her laptop and tablet... got her phone." "Great." "Remember, we have to keep angel offline today at all costs!" "Angel: hey guys, have any of you seen my phone or computer...?" "Phone...?" "computer...?" "Oh, who needs that stuff?" "Probably better off without it." "Absolutely." "Well, you know me... can't start my day without checking my favorite fashion blogs... all: no, angel!" "don't do it!" "What is wrong with you guys?" "What are you talking about?" "Rudie: probably the same thing everyone is talking about!" "... you are an Internet sensation!" "All: no, rudie!" "wait!" "No... this can't be happening!" "I'm the 'oh no you didn't' pic!" "I finally made it onto 'runway rag' and it's as a fashion criminal!" "Sorry, angel we were just trying to protect you." "But that was taken the night Chewie got out and we had to go all over town looking for him." "It was an emergency!" "It shouldn't count!" "Forget it, angel." "I'll bet no one reads that stupid fashion blog, anyway." "Rudie: are you kidding?" "Runway rag is the single hottest fashion site on the planet right now!" "Waaahhh!" "Why, this page alone already has well over a million views!" "And that one photo has been shared all over the world!" "(crying) enough!" "Thanks for the pep talk, rudie, i think she gets the picture!" "My life is over." "I'm a fashion disgrace." "I'll never be able to show my face in public again." "Oohh, yes, you will!" "That's what I've been trying to tell you!" "I've parlayed the massive publicity from your little fashion faux-pas into a gig at the hottest party in town!" "Really?" "Every fashion reporter in harajuku will be there to cover it!" "Every fashion reporter in harajuku?" "The probability of that is less than 3.56%." "Max." "No, there's one celebrity fashion icon that they never miss..." "Twisty t!" "Twisty t?" "The, twisty t?" "I'm not dreaming right?" "You said twisty t is coming to the party?" "!" "Oh, no. he's not coming to the party." "He's throwing the party!" "Yayyyy!" "(giggling)" "ooohhhh!" "(giggling) rudie!" "this is the hottest party in town?" "Well, maybe not yet..." "but give it a chance!" "The night is young!" "But where's the red carpet?" "Where's the exclusive celebrity guest list?" "Where's the paparazzi?" "Rudie, you said twisty t was throwing this party!" "And he is!" "It's a birthday party for his six-year old nieces and nephew!" "That's plum, rainbow, and fig... they're triplets!" "Together: kids!" "That's the spirit!" "You play a few games, sing a few songs..." "Rudie!" "Do these heels look like they belong in a game of tag or a three-legged race?" "i coordinated my best outfit for this "gig" because you promised me that every fashion reporter in harajuku would be here!" "Twisty t: oh, they will be... but i gotta bounce back to the studio for a couple hours, so i told the media not to come until i get back here to cut the cake." "See, that's the big photo op." "(gasp) photo op!" "In the meantime, do you think you guys can handle entertaining my special birthday guests?" "G: you can count on us, Mr. twisty t." "Cool. see you back here for the cake-cutting festivities... and good luck." "Did you see that?" "He practically smiled at me!" "(laughing)" "They're adorable." "Too adorable." "I don't trust it." "(sighs) well, it looks like we're baby-sitting, guys." "No problem." "All i need to do is hold it together and be fashion fab when the media arrives..." "Piece of cake!" "(gasps) ahh... yikes!" "Wasn't expecting that!" "Of course not. it's supposed to be a surprise." "(laughs) but listen... i really need to take a bathroom break." "Could you just keep an eye on the cake while I'm gone?" "Sure. i can laugh creepy." "I wonder if this is hollow all the way through... whoahhh!" "The things i do for fashion." "Huh?" "(gasps) ohhhhhh... oopsie.... surprise!" "Haha, i had to try it once i suppose, you know i... daaahhhhh!" "Ooohhhh!" "Is that... rudie?" "(laughing) yay!" "it's angel's turn to be "it"!" "Rudie!" "cake!" "Is that like Patty cake?" "No. an actual cake." "And the actual rudie!" "Rudie's in the cake!" "(they gasp) woooaahhhhhh!" "Wooaahhhh!" "We have to do something!" "I'll go with angel. you girls stay with the monsters." "Did i say monsters?" "I meant monsters." "Wait. i said monsters again." "You know what i mean." "Monsters." "Wooooaahhhh!" "I hope this cake is insured!" "(sigh)" "(laughing) three, two, one." "Ready or not, here we come!" "Ughh." "Hey!" "that's not hiding or seeking... ah, haha!" "How come nobody listens?" "As if i needed another reason to be suspicious of clowns." "Woahhhhhhh!" "No worries, rudie." "I've got you-ophhh." "I couldn't decide between you and the jelly jamboree drops... tough choice, thank you." "No problem... there's a few stuck in your hair anyway." "I... uh-oh...!" "How many years bad luck for a broken mirror again?" "(gasps) rudie!" "Eeeeiii...!" "Hey, this frosting totally clashes with my tie!" "Whoa!" "(sigh) hey angel, you in the mood for a little shopping?" "Always and any time!" "Hmm, while we're at the mall, maybe i can pick up a new tie!" "Just another few inches... (sighs)" "(laughing) our best defence is to divide and conquer." "Baby, you play pin-the-tail- on-the-donkey with rainbow." "Got it!" "I'll do a potato sack race with plum." "And love, you can..." "I'm confident i can handle entertaining a single child." "Well, he can't go far in here." "(gasp) oh!" "that really takes the cake!" "What?" "one of us had to say it... eeee... aaaaaahhhhhhh!" "Welcome aboard." "Please keep arms, legs, and icing inside the car at all times." "Hang on!" "Woooaaaaah!" "And they say fashionable clothes can't be practical." "Rudie, don't move a crumb... waaahhhhhh!" "(laughing) they don't stop. ever." "They just keep going and going and going" "(laughing) love!" "Hey, guys." "Fyi: when a child says 'can you teach me how to tie a double-helix slip knot, ' the answer should be an automatic 'no.'" "(gasp) there!" "We've gotta act fast!" "Seriously?" "Ok, but you can kiss what's left of your outfit goodbye." "I know." "But it's for the greater good." "This is for the greater good right?" "Wooaahhhh!" "ugh." "Wooaahhh. ugh." "Woaahh. ugh." "For the greater good... do you think someone ate him?" "(sighs)" "I'm not sure now is the right time for a wardrobe change, angel." "No, but it's time for this!" "Attention shoppers, two high heel boomerangs, coming your way!" "(gasps) noooooooooo!" "(sighs) good job, angel." "If what we did today is "out" of fashion, i don't ever want to be "in."" "just hang on guys." "This will be over..." "eventually... kids: cake!" "cake!" "cake!" "Where's a good place to wait for the world to stop moving?" "Blahh!" "[phone rings] g, perfect timing." "We have rudie!" "G: tell me you have the cake!" "Right here, safe and sound..." "Wahhh!" "gotta go. bye." "Ten minutes before we meet twisty t and every fashion reporter in harajuku... that's not enough time to fix the cake and my outfit." "Come on!" "give me a hand!" "(cameras flash amp;" "crowd cheers) can we come out now?" "We need to do a risk assessment." "Does it look safe?" "It must be!" "Look, there's the cake!" "Hi, angel." "Tell me, what is it that you're wearing here today?" "Buttercream, mostly." "Ha, ha, ha!" "buttercream!" "That's good." "Yeah, you know what?" "I like your style." "Yeah. so do i." "Rudie: surprise!" "Hey. that was my line." "Happy birthdaaaaaaaaaay!" "Agggghhhhhhhhh!"