"[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]" "NARRATOR:" "Once upon a time, long ago in Fantabularasa..." "BOBO:" "There was a baby..." "NARRATOR:" "Who was a princess." "BOBO:" "Then this mean old witch showed up at her christening..." "NARRATOR:" "And put a curse on the princess." "[CRYING]" ""If she ever gets pricked by something before she turns 18..."" "BOBO:" "She and everyone in the castle will fall asleep" " just like that." " [SNORES]" "[EXCLAIMS] Nighty night for a hundred years!" "NARRATOR:" "Unless someone comes along..." "BOBO:" "Or someone without a horse who loves the princess a whole bunch and gives her a kiss." " NARRATOR:" "But her dad..." " BOBO:" "The king..." "NARRATOR:" "...is still really scared." "BOBO:" "The witch might come back and prick his little girl!" "NARRATOR:" "That's why he made her wear this suit of armor." "BOBO:" "That must have been really uncomfortable." "And she had to wear it all the time!" "Even when she was almost a grown up already." " NARRATOR:" "In the castle..." " BOBO:" "Of Fantabularasa!" "[LEGENDARY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]" "[GASPS]" "[GASPS]" "[MELLOW AMULET MELODY]" "[MELODY STOPS]" "[SIGHS]" "[SNIFFING]" "[YELLING]" "Mmm-hmm. [GASPING]" "[DOOR CREAKING]" "MAN:" "So, you lost your key to your chastity belt again?" "WOMAN:" "Fear not." "We've all been there." "MAN:" "Mosey on down to Jebediah Rumplestein's." "The fastest blacksmith in town!" "WOMAN:" "And if bedbugs are keeping you up at night" " burn your mattress." " MAN:" "Oh!" "WOMAN:" "And now for the weather forecast from our very own Druid Steve." "[SNORES]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[WHISPERS] Princess?" " Rose?" " Jack!" "You're in danger!" "Dellamorta, she knows about our love." " Dellamorta!" " She knows about you." "Is she here?" "She has ears everywhere." "And you are the only one who can lift her curse." " You have to hide!" " Hide?" "Where?" "Somewhere safe." " Somewhere she won't find me." " [GASPS] Let's tarot it." "Here, in a deep underwood" " beyond the seven..." "Um." " Beyond the seven hills?" "Yes!" "Beyond the hills in the green woodshed." "[GASPS] Where the seven dwarfs their dwelling have made." "I thought that's just a fairy tale." "You'll be safe there." "Stay there until the celebration here at court is over." "And in case Dellamorta's curse should come true, then you, my hero, will come back and save me and the whole castle with a kiss of true love." "Yes, that's true." "I love you, Rose." "Here." "For you." "Wear it close to your heart." "This way, I'll always be near you." "[MELLOW AMULET MELODY]" "KING:" "Are you alone, Rose?" "Uh, yes." "Of course, I am, Daddy." "KING:" "Well, who are you talking to then?" "Nobody." "I'm just practicing my speech" " for my birthday." " KING:" "Right." "Very good, my child." "[GROANING]" "[SIGHS]" "[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[EVIL LAUGHING]" "[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]" "Guys, we need to get back to basics." "It's fairy cake time." "[SCREECH]" "[UPBEAT MUSIC]" "Oh, ho, how!" "It's a pretty good day For cake." "If you're in a hurry Take a break." "And bake a birthday cake" "[TRUMPET]" "Forget about your troubles That's the deal." "Take some sugar Take some meal." "For real?" "And we'll feel fine" "[CLEARS THROAT]" "For the start we're gonna Need some lard." " Farina and wheat." " Ls all we need." "Everybody bake on my command!" "One, two, three." " [GASPS]" " Four." "Seems like a pretty good day." "For a tasty cake." "Get the butter Baking powder" "[SN0RES]" " Speedy!" "Sing a little bit louder!" "Delicious!" "It's a pretty good day For cake." "If you're in a hurry Take a break." "And bake a birthday cake." "Oh, oh, oh." "Forget about your troubles That's the deal." "Take some sugar And some meal." "For real?" "And we'll feel fine." "Seems like a pretty good day For a tasty cake." "Whip the cream!" "Mix the dough." "[LAUGHING AND WHOOPING]" "[GRUNTS] speedy" "Hurry up and don't be slow." "It's a pretty good day For cake." "If you're in a hurry take a break." "And bake a birthday cake." "Ho, ho, ho." "And all we need To finish the job ls an apple on the top" "[ALL] on." "Where's Bobo?" "[BIRDS CHIRPING]" "[LEAVES RUSTLING]" "WOW!" "[GROANS]" "Huh?" "Hmm." "JACK:" "Oh!" ""Oh, Hey!" " Oops."" "Hello, I'm kind of lost." "I'm Jack, little man." "And who are you?" "Hello, Jack Little Man." "I am Bobo." "Be careful, Bobo, your shoelaces are untied." "Oh, no!" "Not again!" " Hmm." " No worries!" "I know how to tie my shoes." "Wow, good." "We're baking a birthday cake for Princess Rose." "I'm supposed to pick the apple to go on top." "JACK:" "For Rose?" "For my Rose?" "[MELLOW AMULET MELODY]" "[SWISHING]" "Oh, what a nice song." " Oh, Bobo!" " Just a minute, Jack." " Hmm?" " Bobo!" "Aah!" "[GROANS]" "Ah!" "Wha..." "Wow!" "Thanks, Jack." "Huh, Jack?" "Jack Little Man?" "Hmm?" "[HUMMING A TUNE]" "[TWANG]" "[GRUNTING]" "[CLOCK TICKING]" "Oh, Bobo's still not here." "I'm sure he'll be here any moment now." " Bo!" " Whoa!" "[SPLAT]" ""Oh! " Oh!" "Got it." "Safe!" "Bobo, you klutz!" "The cake is ruined!" "You know what that means." " [IN UNISON] Cake fight!" " Ow!" "[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]" "Very funny." "I am not..." "[LAUGHTER]" "What are we gonna give Princess Rose for her birthday now?" " [GASPS]" " No problem!" "I always keep an emergency cake in my feast aid kit." "[ALL] Wow!" "Seriously?" "[BOBO CHUCKLES]" "One for all." "And all at once!" "[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]" "[EERIE MUSIC]" "Oh, put me down, let me go!" "[JACK SCREAMS]" "Ooh!" "[ROARS]" "That's not funny!" "Delicious!" "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Being a dwarf, It ain't it so hard." "Come and get your dwarf caps We're gonna start." "It's fairy tale time Just get in line." "Magic from different Seven dwarfs just arrived." "Singing hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go" "[GROWLS AND ROARS]" "What are you going to do with me?" "If you're planning to eat me let me tell you," "I taste horrible!" "I know what I'm talking about." "I work in a kitchen." "[GROWLS]" "Let me go!" "Princess Rose has sent me on a mission which I must fulfill." "She's the love of my life." "Surely, you know the meaning of love." "Huh?" "DELLAMORTA:" "Dragon!" "[ROARS]" "Dellamorta." "You!" "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "Soon, I have my revenge, kitchen boy." "How precious!" "Mmm." "[GROANS]" "UP You go." "[MUFFLED SCREAMS]" "It's too bad that you won't be there to see my wrath, isn't it?" "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "You will not touch a single hair on her head, witch!" "[GROANS]" "Temper, temper." "You won't even get into the castle with all the guards and stuff!" "You may be right." "But, what if I'm inside it already?" "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Being a dwarf It ain't so hard" "[ALL] on!" "[GIBBERISH]" ""I lost this mirror in the woods." ""But, I hadn't noticed yet that it was lost." ""Which means I won't be cooking, uh..." "looking for it!" ""So if you want you can use it as a bluff de guff..." "Birthday gift for the princess."" "We already have a present for Rose." "ALL:" "Huh?" "Not any more." "ALL:" "Huh?" "Hmm... this could be a highly sophisticated trap!" "ALL:" "Hmm?" "On the other hand, how can we distrust something with such an adorable ribbon?" "Well, there's that." "Okay, let's load the mirror up and forge ahead." "ALL:" "Yeah!" "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, ho" "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "It's fairy tale time Just get in line." "Magic from different Seven dwarfs just arrived." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, ho" "[CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]" "MAN:" "What do you think, does size really matter?" "Oh, yeah." "Cinderella, what went through your mind when you lost the shoe?" "I guess my foot is going to get cold." "One minute, one minute, smile please!" "Fabulous!" "I love your smile." "GIANT:" "Watch out, dwarf." "Welcome to Red Riding Hood T.V." "Everyone who is anyone is here." "I see Puss in Boots." "PUSS IN BOOTS:" "Where are the fuzzies?" "FROG:" "So I says to her, "Kiss me."" "The Frog Prince." "FROG:" "You never know." "One thing leads to another." "Ali Baba and the forty thieves!" "Everyone is gossiping about whether or not." "Princess Rose will succumb to the Witch's curse." "Will she prick her finger and fall into a 100 year sleep along with the rest of the court?" "What do you think Wolfie?" "Well, first I have to say, you look delish." "Birthday girl's BFF is just arriving." "ALL:" "Ooh!" "[HORSE TROTTING]" "Huh?" "WOW!" "[CAMERA CLICKS]" "BOBO:" "Snow White..." "GUARD:" "Stop!" "No pointy objects." "Oh, no!" "A dwarf never takes off his hat." "It's bad luck!" "SNOW WHITE:" "They're with me." "Don't worry, sweetheart." "GUARD:" "You know the way to the V.l.P. entrance." "Have a great night." "Not a chance!" "ALL:" "Whoa!" "Drop your gifts on the gift table, dwarfs." "Ah, excuse me." "Don't mind me." "[SCRAPING]" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!" "Watch out." "Please don't step on it." "I designed this as an emergency escape for Princess Rose." "WOW!" "It has the latest in slide technology." "Hmm?" "Nothing can go wrong!" "[ECHOING SCREAM]" "ROSE:" "Daddy!" "KING:" "Oh, my darling!" "You look radiant in that dress!" "[SCREAMING]" "ROSE:" "You look, like, awesome girl." "[CHUCKLES]" "Rose, may I introduce you to my friends?" "[ROSE GASPS AND SIGHS]" "How nice!" "[CHUCKLES]" "ROSE:" "Oh, hello, children." "ALL:" "Huh?" "These are the seven dwarfs!" "[GASPS] The seven dwarfs." "Let me guess, you are..." "[EXCITED CHUCKLES] Ooh, I love quizzes!" " Sunny?" " Who else?" "You are Cloudy." "You must be Ralphie." " Are you okay?" " No." " Cooky!" " Well..." "[CHUCKLES] You certainly are Tschakko." "How do you know?" " Speedy, I'm sure." " [SPEEDY GRUNTS]" "But..." "[NERVOUS GASP]" "Who are you?" "I'm Bobo." "[GASPS] Oh, my gosh!" "I'm so happy you could make it!" "Well..." "And as for Jack," "SPEEDY:" "Hmm?" "BOBO:" "Little Man?" "If anyone should ask, you've never heard of Jack, and he was never at your house." " Understood?" " Eh, huh?" " Who's Jack?" " Never heard of him!" "There was never a Jack at our house." "Good." "Perfect!" "Very convincing." "By the way, your shoe laces are untied." "Huh?" "Whoa!" "[LOUD CREAKING] on, ah!" "I got it!" "Hmm?" " I hope they have gingerbread." " Oh, not again!" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "[DELLAMORTA CHANTING A SPELL]" "[DELLAMORTA CHANTING A SPELL]" "I smell dwarf!" "[BOBO GASPS]" "I hate dwarfs!" "Ugh!" "[EERIE MUSIC]" "[EVIL LAUGH]" "[PANTING NERVOUSLY]" "[WICKED LAUGH] [BAND PLAYING]" "Snow White, Snow White, Snow White!" "Look into the mirror." "Look into the mirror!" "I'd love to." "Well, you little mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" "No, no, don't say, of course, Snow White." "KING:" "Dear people of Fantabularasa..." "BOBO:" "I saw Dellamorta!" "Dellamorta is here!" "[WHISPERING] Sshh, Bobo." "Be quiet." "The King is talking to us." "Everything is under control again." "No." "KING:" "It gives me great pleasure..." "To introduce my beloved daughter [CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE]" "[CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE]" "[EXCITED WHISPERS]" "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "You all know what that means to us." "Eighteen long years are over now." "Fear and terror are over." "As of this minute, Dellamorta's curse is history." "[UPBEAT MUSIC]" "[GUESTS GASPING]" "Livin' your life Like a fairy tale." "We gonna have a ball Come on over here." "Listen to the music While people keep on groovin' it's your birthday Wow." "Happy Birthday to you." "Life's a fairy tale." "We gonna break the spell Happy birthday to you." "Happy Birthday to you." "DELLAMORTA:" "Happy Birthday..." " [GASPS]" "To you!" "[GASPS]" "It's time to turn history into my story!" "Now, my curse shall fall upon you!" "Dellamorta, why?" "ROSE:" "You're too late!" "It's after midnight, witch!" "Ha!" "That's what you think, my dear." "She changed the clock." "[GASPING]" "Seize the witch!" "[LOUD THUD]" "[LOUD THUD]" "Uh, Oh!" "[LOUD ROAR]" "[LOUD CRASH]" "[ROARING LOUDLY]" "[SNIFFING]" "Burner, sit!" "ROSE:" "Dear guests, don't be afraid." "Dellamorta cannot do us any harm." "Whatever she might plan, the curse will not afflict us for long." "Because someone will come and awaken me and us all with a kiss of true love!" "[EVIL LAUGHTER] {GASPS]" "You mean your brave little kitchen boy, Jack." "Don't you?" "Oh!" "But whoa, where is he?" "Your hero, your savior!" "Did he get lost on his way over the hills in the green woodshed?" "Where the seven dwarfs their dwelling have made." "BOBO:" "Jack!" "CLOUDY:" "I don't know Jack." "RALPHIE:" "What Jack?" "SPEEDY:" "Jack is gone." "COOKY:" "Cling, cling, doesn't ring a bell." "We didn't see anyone!" "No, no, dwarfs, you can admit it now." "The charade is over, right?" "What charade?" " Hmm?" " On!" "[EVIL LAUGH]" "[GROWLS]" "ROSE: [SHRIEKS]" "[MELLOW AMULET MUSIC]" "[GASPS]" "What have you done with Jack?" "I know Jack!" "I met him in the forest." "He picked up an apple for me!" "DELLAMORTA:" "Burner!" "You greedy monster." "I have everything under control here." "Fly back to the lair!" "And look after our prison." "[GASPS AND SHRIEKS]" "And as for you my pretty..." "[CHANTS SPELL]" "Hmm." "Must prick finger." "No!" "Must prick finger." "Must prick finger." "Must prick finger." "Must prick..." "Huh?" "Oh, this won't be good." "I saw that coming." "[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]" "[GASPS]" "Oh!" "[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "[LOUD CLANG]" "[LAUGHS]" "Aha!" "Aah!" "[GASPS]" "Check!" "Huh?" "[CROWD CHEERING]" "KING:" "What happened?" "Where am I?" "[CHEERING]" "How was she supposed to prick me in the finger with this?" "No idea!" "Maybe, you just have to press here." " [GASPS]" " Oopsie." "Oh, shoot." "[GASPING]" "[LOUD SCREAMS]" "Yow!" "These boots were made for walking." "Back in a minute!" "Boys, it's time to leave this building as fast as we can!" "We got to get out of here!" "Follow me, dwarfs!" "Right on." "Speedy, let's follow Snow White." "Why?" "[GASPING]" "Take another way!" "RALPHIE:" "No way!" "Anyone got a ladder in their pocket?" "Oh, oh." "[NERVOUS MURMURS]" "[SCREAMING]" "Emergency slide!" "Haha." "I love emergency slides." "CLOUDY:" "Why am I not surprised?" " Know the final destination?" " No." "The 'merge sounds good, doesn't it?" "BOBO:" "Ooh!" "ALL:" "Ha!" "Oh, no!" "[RELIEVED SIGHS]" "BOBO:" "Oh, Oh." "[GASPS]" "Hmm, ?" "All right everybody." "Dwarfs are tough, we don't bluff." "We ain't meek and we protect the weak!" "We're going in." "Never forget, we are small but that means nothing at all!" "[CHUCKLES]" "Hoo ha!" "[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]" "BOBO: [GASPS] Rose!" "[CLANGING SOUND] ALL:" "Huh?" "[GASPS]" "Oh!" "[WICKED LAUGH]" "Aha, ow!" "[LAUGHS]" "Hmm." "Sometimes, a little bad luck is all you need." "Hmm?" "[LAUGHS]" "Revenge is best served cold!" "Ice cold!" "[LAUGHS]" "Oh fi, oh fakes." "Oh, once you promised me The true love's kiss." "Now, my king I must confess." "Revenge is a dish Best served cold." "You promised me All your love." "But that will Never be good enough." "You broke my heart Not very smart." "Revenge is a dish Best served cold." "I was promised To be the queen." "But that was a lie." "And now you will Sleep for years." "And I'll take what is mine" "'Cause it's all mine." "It's all mine!" "Pardon." "And you little Princess Rose." "I hope you have a very, Very nice dream" "'Cause you'll have it For a very long time" "[LAUGHS]" "Oh, my friends." "You can never stop My full plan." "Now I got you Under my spell." "Revenge is a dish Best served cold." "Revenge is a dish Best served cold." "Revenge is a dish Best served cold." "Ice cold." "Oh!" "Huh?" "[SNORING]" "[WHISTLES]" "[LOUD SNORE]" "[WHISTLES]" "[SNORES]" "[WHISTLES]" "Sorry, I was just deep in thought." " Which thought would that be?" " I don't know." "Thought so." "Rose!" "It's all my fault." "No." "It's not all your fault." "What do you mean exactly?" "Well, maybe a little bit, a teensy-weensy bit." "Who would have thought that such a thick thorn would fit into such a tiny round ring?" ""Fault" is really the wrong world." "Why is everyone asleep?" "It could have happened to anyone, any one of us!" "It could have been much worse." "Unlikely." "ALL:" "Huh?" "Bobo"." "Where are you going?" "I..." "I have to fix this." "Somehow." "Bobo, you can't even tie your shoes." "Are you nuts?" "That's ridiculous." "Of course, I can!" "I have to find Jack and bring him back here." "But, what if you get hungry along the way?" "You don't even know the way!" " Keep cool." " Huh?" "Good things come to those who wait." "Who's going to remove the rocks in your path?" "And who's gonna tickle you when you're feeling blue?" "And who's gonna prevent that?" "[LAUGHS]" "Where am I?" "Who am I?" "What am I doing here?" "And what about Rose?" "Rose!" "[sesame]" "I failed!" "Don't be too hard on yourself." "The slide was great!" " Yes, let's do it aga..." " Forget it!" "All right, time to get a move on to save the scallion." "Into the lion's den I go." "Or the dragon's den may do." "Whatever." "Uh!" "Now the curse got me after all." "Even though I hid in the grandfather clock." "Shouldn't have drilled those air holes in it." "I'm getting too old for this." "Ah!" "Oh, oh." "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh." "Confound it." "I must save the scallion from Dellamorta's clutches." "Don't worry." "We'll take care of that." "You?" "[LAUGHS] You have no chance." "Why not?" "Dellamorta is powerful!" "ALL:" "And we are the seven dwarfs!" "My point exactly." "Huh?" "You'll have to go across deep canyons, dry deserts, raging waters, over icy mountain ridges, to a place where no dwarf has gone before." "[SWALLOWS NERVOUSLY]" " No!" "Don't fall asleep." " Stay awake!" "Please." "You have to help us." "If we can be helped." "I feel I won't make it." "Give me my bag." "Here." "I have three potions." "This... this one here, will make you undefeatable." "And this one will make you invisible." "Huh?" "And this... what is this again?" "Huh?" "Oh, right." "That's just floor polish." "Dwarf huddle!" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "We'll take the floor polish." " Is it lemon?" " What?" "Oh, for heaven sakes." "Think again." "Remember, this will make you undefeatable." "ALL:" "Aah!" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "Now we understand, so we choose the floor polish." "Hmm?" "[LAUGHS]" "Good luck with all that." "Rose's fate is now in your hands." "Haha!" "[PRETENDING TO BLOW A TRUMPET]" " Wait, wait." " Huh?" "What now, Bobo?" "Does anyone know the way to Dellamorta's hidden castle?" "[GROANING]" "[BICYCLE BELL]" "Hello!" "ALL:" "Yes?" "[MEANINGLESS MUMBLING]" "Did anyone understand that?" "No!" " You?" " [GRUMBLING]" " He said..." " Yes?" "[MUMBLING]" "ALL:" "Aah!" "Huh?" " Follow..." " Yes." "What?" "Follow... sign post.." "Ugh!" "Now, good luck." "Sssh!" " Snacks." " Lookin' good." "[HOWLING]" "Yeah!" " Hey, look." " Hmm?" "The little signpost!" "That way, really?" "ALL:" "Hmm?" "TSCHAKKO:" "Like the old man said, let's follow it!" "ALL:" "Yeah!" "Should I leave it open for when we come back?" "Coming back is not really the problem at this juncture." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "There's only one thing to be done." "Blindly onward!" "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go" "[RAIN PATTERING]" "[SNORING]" "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs." "Huh?" "[CREAKING]" "Oh!" "Haha!" "We made it." "Oh!" "Is that...?" "Dellamorta's island." "All we need now is a boat!" "There must be some around here somewhere." "Does anyone have sunscreen?" "Get a grip, Sunny." "Do you want me to get sunburned?" "If need be, yes." "Don't argue guys." "We're this close to getting there." "[EERIE NOISE]" "Sunny, stop whining." "I'm not whining." "Oh, that's not whining?" "[IMITATES NOISE]" "Those are sirens." "What?" "Where?" "Fire?" "Is there a fire?" "Actually it sounds like mermaids." "Unusual for this time of year." "Mermaids!" "[SNORING]" "[MUSIC PLAYER STUCK]" "Man, jellyfish, I thought you brought this to Orca to get fixed." "Yellow salmon swim upstream, you know?" "He caught himself a new one." "Pretty fishy, man." "Not a carp, dude." "She's a carp all right, jellyfish." "Did you check her scales?" "Forget it." "Might as well go for the halibut you know what I mean?" "[LAUGHS]" "[LAUGHS] Give me some fin, man." "Excuse us, might you possibly be able to assist us in some small way?" "Hey, what kind of lobster is this dude?" "Don't bother the lobster, dude." "You know what I mean?" "Maybe Orca sent this guy." " Hey yo, you here for the Tang?" " Enough with the sweet water." "I said we don't have the dough." "Are you mermaids?" "Jellyfish, man, what's up with that cod?" "What's all this fuss, Gus?" "Do we look like girls?" "We're Sherman and Herman." "The Mermen!" "Haven't you heard of our new single?" "Seaweed Clan, A.K.A. Return of the Fishy Smalls." "A.K.A. Merman's Paradise." " Hmm?" " Hmm." "Mmhmm." "Seriously?" "Well, it'll be busting up the charts soon enough, okay?" "So, what you crawfish need?" "We have to get to that island." "Huh?" "Oooh!" "Bad waters." "Wouldn't touch it with my tail fin." "Death lurks in every corner." "It's dark, cold and scary." " [GASPS]" " Don't forget the dragon." "[CHUCKLES] Man, he'll barbeque you." "You crawfish really want to go there?" "We have to save somebody that needs our help." "Jack." "You little shrimps?" "Fat chance, dude." "Hey, don't go all emo on them, man." "Like your mama said." "You only got no chance if you don't give yourself none." "Okay, maybe we don't have a chance." "But we're going to use it." " Come on, men!" " Hey, hey, dwarf shrimps." "Hang on a second." "ALL:" "Huh?" "Hey, shrimps." "You want to go for a joy ride?" "You have a boat?" "Yeah, we used it for our video." "Everybody in the ocean Get your fins up." "Get your fins up Get your fins up." "Here comes the flapper, rapper Call me big snapper." "Listen to the boys, yeah Every little oyster." "Every little squid Make some noise, yeah." "You go crazy Like the lobster in the pan." "Get your fins up For the Seaweed Clan" "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "Ugh, how boring!" "Boring, fatso house cats." "Outdated boots." "Totally boring slime balls." "Amphibians." "Deadly boring princes and princesses." "Even boring dwarfs." "Boring old..." "[SNIFFING]" "I don't smell any dwarfs." "[SNIFFING]" "They are gone." "I hate dwarfs." "Ugh." "[POP]" "Ugh." "What are they planning those tiny little creatures?" "Burner!" "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Hey dwarfs, ho." "Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs, Go, go, go." "Huh, what's this hole for?" "HERMAN:" "How else is the water supposed to get in?" " Is that a good thing?" " As good as a tsunami." "BOBO:" "Ralphie quick!" "Make another hole." " So the water can get out again." " No problem." "[YELLS]" "[LOUD THUD]" "[{SCREAMS]" "[GURGLING]" "[SPLASH]" "[WATER SPLASHING]" "[CHUCKLES]" "[LAUGHS]" "CLOUDY:" "What's so funny now?" "It tickles!" "Check." " Gotcha." " [GASPS]" "BOBO:" "Oh, no!" "Huh?" "[BREATHES BACK TO LIFE]" "[SIGHS IN RELIEF]" "It's alive!" "Sure." "FISH:" "See ya." "ALL:" "Goodbye!" "One eighty two, 83, 84, 85 eighty six, 87, 88..." "Eighty nine, 90, 91, 92, 93..." "Seven hundred and twelve, 713, Seven hundred and fourteen... 715, 716..." "One thousand two hundred and four... 28,206..." "BOBO:" "Oh, my." "Shoot, I lost track." " Now I have to start again!" "ALL:" "No!" "That's pretty steep." "How are we going to get down there?" "Dwarf sleigh!" "Ugh, ready?" "Set." "Ha ha." "Go!" "ALL:" "Yahoo!" "[SCREAMING]" "ALL:" "Huh." "ALL:" "Whoa." "No, we're not doing that again." "[CHUCKLES]" "Guys, follow me!" "[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]" "[KNOCK AT DOOR]" "[GROWLING]" "ALL:" "A dragon!" "Hmm." "Keep cool." "This dragon doesn't bite." "ALL:" "Phew!" "ALL:" "Wow!" "[ROARING]" "Huh?" "[ROARING]" "ALL:" "Oh!" "[STEAM]" "Huh?" "Hello?" "Guys?" "Hmm." "[DOOR CREAKS]" "[ECHOES] Hello?" "Are you there?" "[ECHOES] Yeah." "[PANTING]" "Hmm?" "[GASPS]" "[GRUNTS]" "Help me!" "Huh?" "[ECHOES] Help!" "[GROWLS]" "[GASPS]" "[PANTING]" "DELLAMORTA:" "The dwarfs have escaped." "Gone!" "Run away." "I have no idea where those little pointy heads could be." "But I won't take any risks." "I can not allow them to free that kitchen boy." "So, finish him." "[GRUNTS]" "I want you to flambé him." "Fully charred." "Grill him!" "Barbecue him!" "And hurry up." "[GROWLS]" "[STEAM]" "Oh, we're too late." "What did she do with Jack?" "Sorry." "Let's ask him." "[GASPS]" "You have any idea what happened to Jack?" "I'm Jack." "Uh-uh." "Says who?" "Can you prove it?" "Well, I'm the only one here." "I think he kinda looks like a Jack, if you ask me." "No one is asking you." "I knew a Jack once." "But he didn't look anything like him." "Enough of this nonsense." "We are on a mission." "If you are really Jack, you should be able to answer one simple question." "Two dragons are flying at the exact same velocity as two Canadian Barn owls at a combined weight of 3.2 pounds before the molt." "After 21 minutes and 33 seconds, the first dragon meets up with the first owl." "Forty-five seconds later, the second owl has lost three feathers." "What time is it in Tijuana?" "6:37 am." "Absolutely right." "Jackpot." "Now that that's settled, could you unchain me?" "I really have to get back to save Princess Rose." "But, of course, time is of the essence, gentlemen," "I say, we blow the chains up." "Could you just...?" "Maybe Ralphie could tear the chains off the wall." "Sure." "It's like they say," ""Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the world."" "Maybe we should just detach his arm." "Or we could wait for the sun, and melt the lock with a magnifying glass." "Hey, just use the key." "Huh?" "[GASPS]" "[JACK SCREAMING]" "[THUD]" "By the way, who are you GUYS?" "Who are we?" "We are the seven dwarfs." "[CHEERS]" "So, why are there only six of you?" "Two, three, four, five, six..." "Where's Bobo?" "[DRAGON GROWLING]" "[GROWLING]" "[ROARING]" "[ROARING CONTINUES]" "[COUGHING]" "[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]" "[SNIFFS]" "Uh Oh." "[ROARING]" "Don't hurt me!" "Don't hurt me!" "I'm your friend!" "Huh?" "This is pointless." "Huh..." "You, you can talk." "Of course, I can talk." "But no one ever wants to talk to me." "But Dellamorta..." "Yeah, she only gives me orders." "Oh, you're Burner?" "Uh-huh." "My friends call me Burn." "Problem is, I have no friends." "[ROARS]" "[SIGHS]" "What's wrong?" "I am burned out." "Why?" "Dellamorta always makes me do things I don't want to." "What kind of things?" "Bad things." "You don't wanna know." "So, just do things that you like." "Hm!" "Uh!" "Forget it, no chance." "Well, I like playing dwarf chess." "Would you like to play?" "It's a board game." "It's easy." "Check!" "Your turn." " I don't want to." " No?" "Then, what would you like to do?" " I'd like..." " Yeah." " Oh, I don't wanna say." " Why?" "Because it's not what real dragons do." "Come on." " No." " Please." "No!" "Pretty please." "But don't laugh." " Never." " I swear to you if you laugh..." "Hm, mm, hm, mm." "L!" "I like tap dance." "[LAUGHING]" "[GRUNTS]" "[LAUGHING]" "Huh?" "Leave me alone." "I'm so sorry." "I didn't mean to laugh." "[SCREAMS]" "[GASPS]" "Bobo!" " We missed you." " We've got Jack." "Hello." "Let's get out of here." "[GASPS] Take cover, dwarfs." "Dragon at 12 o'clock." "It's already 12?" "Nonsense." "We're on daylight savings time." "Shut up." "Ah, Jack Little Man." "I need your help." "The dragon wants to jump off the cliff." "Really?" "Yes." "Great!" "[SIGHS]" "But it's my fault." "Well done." "Back to Fantabularasa." "You are a hero, Bobo." "Let's get back to Rose." "What?" "What?" "But I have to help him." "Bobo, come back." "Stop, stop, stop." "Burnie!" "What?" "What did you just call me?" "Two good friends once said..." "You only got no chance, if you don't give yourself none." "No." "[GRUNTS]" "Sometimes you get lonely." "You don't know what to do." "You waste your time With sorrows." "Even a dwarf Can get the blues." "It's when you need a buddy." "To open up the door." "DWARFS:" "That's what Friendship's all about." "That's what friends are for." "So take a chance." "With friends." "If you're looking For a helping hand." "I'll be your man." "I'll be your dwarf." "Oh, take a chance." "DWARFS:" "With friends." "Forget about the trouble And dance." "Step outside the bubble." "Just hop a body wobble." "We are all for one And all at once." "Whoo!" "Life can make you blue." "Whoo." "Just call a friend If you don't know what to do." "Yeah." "You can call friends." "Every time struggles Are on your mind." "Day and night." "Night and day." "Summer or spring." "And we will be there." "I'm on my way" "[SNORES]" "Speedy." "Listen to the rhythm." "And give yourself a chance." "Life's too short to waste it." "Take a friend By the hand." "And dance." "Dance, Burner, dance." "Come on, dragon, move that tail." "Come on, you can do it." "Dance, Burner, dance." "So take your chance Woo hoo." "With friends Woo hoo." "If you're looking For a helping hand." "I'll be your man." "I'll be your dragon, yeah." "TSCHAKKO:" "That a' way, Burnie." "Woo hoo." "[INDISTINCT CHEERING]" "TSCHAKKO:" "Hey, do you need an agent?" "That a' way, Burnie. [LAUGHS]" "Woo hoo!" "[CHEERING]" "Take your chance." "A chance." "With friends." "With friends." "If you're looking For a helping hand." "I'll be your man." "I'll be your dwarf." "So take a chance." "With friends." "Forget about your troubles And dance." "Step outside the bubble." "Just hop a body wobble." "We are all for one And all at once." "All for one And all at once." "All for one And all at once." "All for one And all at once." "Woah!" "[GASPS]" "That's really gonna bring me down." "Dwarf catapult!" "[GRUNTS]" "[SCREAMS]" "Guys, a little help." "Dwarfs!" "[GRUNTS]" "Come on." "He needs help." "Come on guys." "I'm falling." "Jack, come help us." "[GRUNTING]" "I got it." "I got it." "[GRUNTS] I got it." "Hm?" "I don't got it." "[ALL SCREAMING]" "Woah." "Oh." "[SCREAMING]" "[THUD]" "You saved us." "Well, that's what friends are for." "All for one and all at once." "[CHEERS]" "We can't waste time." "We have to get back to Fantabularasa." "But, Dellamorta." "I'm not afraid of that witch." "And you, what about you guys?" "Afraid?" " Us?" " No." " Well..." " Concerned." "Perhaps." "If I have to be honest..." "Maybe we are afraid." "But if you were on our side..." "If we really want to win against Dellamorta, you're gonna need weapons." "[INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]" "[CHUCKLES]" "[LAUGHS]" "Hm." "Oh!" "[LAUGHING]" "[MAKES KARATE SOUNDS]" "And where is your weapon?" "Wait, wait, wait." "I, I just have to..." "I'm nearly finished." "Whoa!" "[LAUGHS]" "Come with me." "The great big dragon flies in a circle." "Grabs its tail around itself." "And lets the little dwarf fly right through." "[GASPS]" "I did it." "Here." "I got it." "I got it." "Huh?" "[GASPS]" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "Rose, my sword is out and here we come!" "Please place your pointy hats in an upright position." "[LOUD EXPLOSION]" "Huh?" "DELLAMORTA:" "Burner!" "[RUMBLING]" "I'm not going to answer that." "Huh?" "[RUMBLING INCREASES]" "Whoa!" "[LAUGHS]" "I hope you grilled that kitchen boy like a piece of shrimp." "Huh?" "[SNIFFS]" "I smell dwarf." "I hate dwarf!" "Is your head up your tail?" "[LOW GRUNT]" "You useless, lazy, overgrown..." "Lizard!" "I'll put you on ice." "[GRUNTS]" "Kitchen boy." "[GRUNTS]" "You get away from my friend, you witch." "I hate..." "[GROWLS]" "Burner." "You're treading on very thin ice." "[BURNER GRUNTS IN PAIN]" "[GRUNTING]" "DELLAMORTA:" "You come with me, my delicious kitchen boy." "[JACK SCREAMING]" "Ah." "Jack?" "[GASPS]" "No, Bobo, stop." "Stay where you are." "Why?" "Don't go any further." "[ALL GASPS]" "Oh..." "Wha..." "We lost Burner." "We lost Jack." "All is lost." "You're right." "[LOW GROWLING]" "Maybe not." "The geyser will help us get out of here." "Let's move the pot over to the crater." "[TOGETHER] Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "No way." "[SIGHS] We need, we need..." "The floor polish!" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah!" "[LAUGHS]" " Ralphie." " Sure." "[MAKES VIBRATING SOUND]" "[GRUNTING]" "[CHEERS]" "You thought..." "You were no real dragon." "Because you couldn't spit fire." "But to me, you are the best tap dancing dragon in the world." "Bobo!" "It's about to blow." "Bobo!" "Hurry up!" "If my ballistic calculations are correct, our point of impact will be right in the middle of the throne room." "And if they are not?" "Then it won't be right in the middle of the throne room." "[HEART THUMPING]" "[SCREAMING]" "Perfect landing." "Jack." "Thank goodness." "You're alive." "Come, all you have to do now is kiss Rose." "[GRUNTS]" "Well, looky here." "Visitors." "[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]" "Jack, Rose is counting on you." "All right." "Let him kiss her if he really wants to." "Jack, what are you waiting for?" "A written invitation?" "I love..." "Dellamorta." "[GASPS]" "Apparently, the boy is under the spell of my beauty." "I love Dellamorta." "[ALL GASPS]" "What have you done with him?" "She hypnotized him." "You're a meanie." " I love Dellamorta." " Come here, my sweetheart." "Huh!" "Excuse me, Princess." "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "I love..." "Huh?" "What?" " [LAUGHS]" " Hey!" "I loathe these pointy-heads." "[CLANGS]" "What the..." "[LAUGHS]" "I love..." "[WHISTLES TUNE]" "Ooh, ooh, ooh." "Ooh, ooh, ooh" "I love..." "Huh?" "..." "Rose." "No!" "You just wait." "[GROWLING]" "Hey, you." "Bring it on." "[GROWLING]" "Sorry, sorry, sorry." "[SCREAMING]" "[MAKES KARATE SOUND]" "Ooh!" "Woah!" "[GRUNTS]" "Gotcha!" "[GRUNTS]" "[SCREAMING]" "It will make you undefeatable." "Ah." "Oopsie!" "I fear we are about to lose." "Not necessarily." "This potion will make you undefeatable." "Interesting potion." "You're not kissing anyone awake." "Get him out of my sight." "No!" "No!" "[SCREAMS] No!" "[WINGS FLAPPING]" "[LAUGHS]" "Burnie, you are alive." "One for all and all at once." "[CHEERING]" "Well, well, well." "I'm very impressed." "How did you get here?" "Somebody left the gate open." "[GRUNTING]" "[CHEERS]" "My lady, I hereby resign." "[BURPS] Oops." "A great vintage." "[ROARING]" "DELLAMORTA:" "Jack, Jack, come out, wherever you are." "Psst." "Psst." "Huh?" "Bobo!" "Hey, come here." "You make sure that kitchen boy doesn't get to the princess." "Bobo, I need you to distract the witch." "Ah." "Hm, mm." "Oh." "Well, now." "What happens now?" "I don't know." "But every time my shoes' laces are undone, there's chaos and something goes wrong." "Hmmm?" "[LAUGHS]" "Catch that dwarf!" "Hi, there. [SCREAMS]" "My love." "Mmm." "Stand still, mortal!" "[GASPS]" "No!" "No, watch out, Jack." "[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]" "[SCREAMS] No!" "[GRUNTS]" "[WHIMPERING]" "Bobo!" "[GASPS]" "Easy." "Easy." "He hit his head." "Oh, no." "He wasn't wearing his hat." "Oh." "I can't look." "[SNIFFS]" "Here, I got it." "Check mate." "[CHEERING]" "[SIGHS]" "Hm?" "I believe in fairy tales." "This romantic stuff." "I believe in happy endings." "And the kiss of true love." "You can call me dreamer." "Hm!" "You can call me blind." "But the kiss of true love Comes but once in..." "Life." "I've been waiting too long." "But my heart is sure." "My love is gonna come along." "I know happy endings." "Are very rare out here." "But I don't care About the miles to go." "To have you near." "And I believe in fairy tales." "And signs from stars above." "I believe in happy endings." "And the kiss of true love" "[YELPS]" "[MEOWS]" "You can call me dreamer" "[LAUGHS]" "You can call me blind." "But the kiss of true love." "Comes but once in life." "And if you fall asleep." "For a million years." "I will kiss your lips." "And dry your tears." "If life's a dream." "I prefer to be a dreamer." "I believe in fairy tales." "And signs from stars above." "I believe in happy endings." "The kiss of true love." "I believe in fairy tales." "This romantic stuff." "I believe in happy endings." "The kiss of true love." "You can call me dreamer" "[GRUNTS]" "You can call me blind." "The kiss of true love." "Comes but once in life." "Woo hoo!" "[LAUGHING]" "And they all lived happily ever after." "Does anyone have a light?" "Sure." "[FIRE CRACKLING]" "Burnie." "BURNIE:" "Oops." "[ALL LAUGHING]" "BOBO:" "Wait, wait, wait." "Huh?" "What now, Bobo?" "Nothing." "I want to be your princess." "But why can't you see it Oh, oh, oh." "That you make me feel." "Like a real good woman." "Oh, oh, oh." "But you think it's time." "To play this game right." "Baby, all I want ls your kiss tonight." "So please let me, please." "And don't be afraid." "For falling in love." "It's never too late." "I need no big bad man." "No pocketful of gold." "Need no whole lot of loving." "I simply need you." "Call me at night." "Just climb up my ladder" "'Cause, boy, you got to know that." "Boy, you got to know that." "Size doesn't matter." "Size doesn't matter." "Whatever you do." "When you got the feeling." "Stick to the truth." "Size doesn't matter." "Whatever you do." "And even if the world Causes too much stress." "Please don't forget." "You're doing more with less." "Your life will be better." "When size doesn't matter." "When size doesn't matter." "You wanna be." "My sweet dropping love machine." "Oh, oh, oh." "But don't poison your mind." "Come dry your tear blinded eyes" "'Cause a true heart like yours ls so hard to find." "I need no big bad man." "No pocketful of gold." "I need a whole lotta loving." "I simply need you." "Call me at night." "Just climb up my ladder" "'Cause, boy, you got to know that." "Boy, you got to know that." "Size doesn't matter." "Size doesn't matter." "Whatever you do." "When you got the feeling." "Stick to the truth." "Size doesn't matter." "Whatever you do." "And even when the world Causes too much stress." "Please don't forget." "You're doing more with less." "Your life will be better." "When size doesn't matter." "When size doesn't matter." "I need no big bad man." "No pocketful of gold." "I need a whole lotta loving." "I simply need you." "Call me at night." "Just climb up my ladder" "'Cause, boy, you got to know that." "Boy you got to know that." "Size doesn't matter." "Size doesn't matter." "Whatever you do." "When you got the feeling." "Stick to the truth." "Size doesn't matter." "Whatever you do." "And even when the world Causes too much stress." "Please don't forget." "You're doing more with less." "Your life will be better." "When size doesn't matter." "When size doesn't matter." "Oh, oh, oh." "Oh, it's a pretty good day For cake." "If you are in hurry." "Take a break And bake a birthday cake." "Oh, oh, oh." "Forget about your troubles That's the deal." "Take some sugar Take some meal." "For real And we'll feel fine." "Before we start We are gonna need some lard." " Farina and wheat." " Ls all we need." "Everybody bake on my command!" "One, two, three." "Four." "Seems like a pretty good day." "For a tasty cake." "Get the butter Baking powder." "Speedy!" "Sing a little bit louder." "Delicious." "It's a pretty good day For cake." "If you're in hurry Take a break." "And bake a birthday cake." "Oh, oh, oh." "Forget about your troubles That's the deal." "Take some sugar Take some meal." "For real?" "And we'll feel fine." "Seems like a pretty good day." "For a tasty cake." "Whip the cream." "Mix the dough" "[LAUGHS]" "WOW!" "[GRUNTS] Speedy!" "Hurry up and don't be slow." "It's a pretty good day for cake." "If you're in a hurry Take a break." "And bake a birthday cake." "Oh, oh, oh." "And all we need to finish the job ls an apple on the top." " Hm!" " Oh."