"My dad lets me play video games whenever I want to when I'm at his house and he's having a special time with his girlfriend but mommy says video games rot the brain and daddy's girlfriend is a bad influence" "because she dances on poles for a living." "We wanted to name her Shahbo Beebo but Mr. Flaherty already said her name was Meeja and if we called her a different name, she'll get confused and sometimes she like makes very big poop." "It's Meatless Monday." "I spilled the glue." "We lost in capture the flag." "I would like use a laser beam and blast the wall to smithereens." "Ms. Halstrom has flash drives if you need one." "Mr. Flaherty would always run into her classroom if he needed one."