"{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}WOMAN:" "Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin!" "{\pos(97,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture." "I got the pyramid in my hand." "{\pos(97,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Justin, you get back here right now!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, stop!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no!" "Stop him!" "Go back!" "Don't climb!" "{\pos(97,275)}(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHOOSHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Wait, wait." "{\pos(97,275)}Hold on." "Easy, little boy." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, stop, child!" "Stop right there." "No!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "Oh!" "There he goes." "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Justin!" "{\pos(97,275)}I've got him!" "I've got him!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(AIR ESCAPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered" "{\pos(97,275)}that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen" "{\pos(97,275)}and replaced by a giant inflatable replica." "{\pos(97,275)}There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens" "{\pos(97,275)}try to protect their beloved landmarks." "{\pos(97,275)}Law enforcement still has no leads," "{\pos(97,275)}leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains" "{\pos(97,275)}is responsible for this heinous crime?" "{\pos(97,275)}And where will he strike next?" "{\pos(97,275)}(CRYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day" "{\pos(97,275)}It's about time that I get my way" "{\pos(97,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see" "{\pos(97,275)}Freeze ray!" "Freeze ray!" "Freeze ray!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day" "{\pos(97,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay" "{\pos(97,275)}Watch, this is so fun to see" "{\pos(97,275)}Despicable me" "{\pos(97,275)}FRED:" "Morning, Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING) How you doing?" "{\pos(97,275)}Hello, Fred." "{\pos(97,275)}FYI, your dog has been leaving" "{\pos(97,275)}little bombs all over my yard," "{\pos(97,275)}and I don't appreciate it." "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING) Sorry." "You know dogs." "{\pos(97,275)}They go wherever they want to go." "{\pos(97,275)}Unless they're dead." "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm joking!" "{\pos(97,275)}Although, it is true." "Anyway, have a good one." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, okay." "Uh..." "Yeah." "{\pos(97,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see" "{\pos(97,275)}Despicable me (LOUD SNORING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day" "{\pos(97,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay" "{\pos(97,275)}Despicable me (CONTINUES SNORING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(DOORBELL CHIMES)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS) You've got to be pulling on my leg!" "{\pos(97,275)}MARGO:" "Hello!" "{\pos(97,275)}Cookies for sale." "{\pos(97,275)}Go away." "I'm not home." "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you are." "I heard you." "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) No, you didn't." "This" "{\pos(97,275)}is a recording." "{\pos(97,275)}MARGO:" "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "{\pos(97,275)}Watch this." "Leave a message, beep." "{\pos(97,275)}(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN)" "{\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, recorded message." "{\pos(97,275)}MARGO:" "Agnes, come on." "{\pos(97,275)}Huh?" "{\pos(97,275)}(SNAPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS) Kyle!" "{\pos(97,275)}Bad dog!" "No!" "No, no." "Sit." "My muffin." "{\pos(97,275)}Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Ah, Dr. Nefario." "{\pos(97,275)}I know how you must be feeling." "{\pos(97,275)}I, too, have encountered great disappointment," "{\pos(97,275)}but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats." "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "What happened?" "{\pos(97,275)}It's all over the news!" "{\pos(97,275)}Some fella just stole a pyramid." "{\pos(97,275)}They're saying he makes all other villains look" "{\pos(97,275)}lame." "{\pos(97,275)}Assemble the minions!" "{\pos(97,275)}(YELPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(COUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Minions, assemble!" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay." "Okay." "{\pos(97,275)}Throo... {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS IN PAIN)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey!" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Looking good, Kevin!" "How is the family?" "Good?" "{\pos(97,275)}All right." "{\pos(97,275)}That's my Billy boy!" "What up, Larry?" "{\pos(97,275)}Hello, everybody!" "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah, all right!" "{\pos(97,275)}Simmer down." "Simmer down!" "{\pos(97,275)}Thank you, okay." "{\pos(97,275)}Now, I realize that you guys probably heard" "{\pos(97,275)}about this other villain who stole the pyramids." "{\pos(97,275)}Apparently, it's a big deal." "{\pos(97,275)}People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that." "{\pos(97,275)}But am I upset?" "No, I am not!" "{\pos(97,275)}A little," "{\pos(97,275)}but we have had a pretty good year ourselves," "{\pos(97,275)}and you guys are all right in my book." "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no raises!" "{\pos(97,275)}You're not going to get any raises." "{\pos(97,275)}What did we do?" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron!" "{\pos(97,275)}Nice!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Huh?" "{\pos(97,275)}That's how I roll." "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?" "{\pos(97,275)}But that's not all." "{\pos(97,275)}We stole the Statue of Liberty," "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}The small one from Las Vegas." "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower!" "Also Vegas." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet," "{\pos(97,275)}but I have been working on something very big!" "{\pos(97,275)}Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water!" "{\pos(97,275)}And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... {\pos(97,275)}Thank you!" "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "Oh, there he is." "{\pos(97,275)}He's styling." "{\pos(97,275)}Now, we have located a shrink ray" "{\pos(97,275)}in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray," "{\pos(97,275)}we will have the capability" "{\pos(97,275)}to pull off the true crime of the century." "{\pos(97,275)}We are going to steal... {\pos(97,275)}Wait, wait!" "I haven't told you what it is yet." "{\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey." "{\pos(97,275)}Dave, listen up, please." "{\pos(97,275)}Next, we are going to steal," "{\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) pause for effect," "{\pos(97,275)}the moon!" "{\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}And once the moon is mine," "{\pos(97,275)}the world will give me whatever I want to get it back!" "{\pos(97,275)}And I will be the greatest villain of all time!" "{\pos(97,275)}That's what I'm talking about." "{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes?" "{\pos(97,275)}Hello, Gru?" "I've been crunching some numbers," "{\pos(97,275)}and I really don't see how we can afford this." "{\pos(97,275)}It can't be done." "I'm not a miracle worker." "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, chillax." "{\pos(97,275)}I'll just get another loan from the bank." "They love me!" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Edith, stop it!" "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "I'm just walking." "{\pos(97,275)}(KEYS CLACKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}ALL:" "Hi, Miss Hattie." "We're back." "{\pos(97,275)}Hello, girls!" "{\pos(97,275)}Anybody come to adopt us while we were out?" "{\pos(97,275)}Mmm." "Let me think." "{\pos(97,275)}No!" "{\pos(97,275)}Edith!" "What did you put on my desk?" "{\pos(97,275)}A mud pie." "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) You're never gonna get adopted, Edith." "You know that, don't you?" "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah, I know." "{\pos(97,275)}Good." "{\pos(97,275)}So, how did it go, girls?" "Did we meet our quotas?" "{\pos(97,275)}Sort of." "{\pos(97,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties." "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Okay." "{\pos(97,275)}Well, you say that like it's a great sale day." "{\pos(97,275)}Look at my face!" "{\pos(97,275)}Do you still think it's a great sale day?" "{\pos(97,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties." "{\pos(97,275)}I think we can do a little better than that, don't you?" "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah." "{\pos(97,275)}We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we?" "No." "{\pos(97,275)}ALL:" "No, Miss Hattie." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, good." "Off you go." "Go clean something of mine." "{\pos(97,275)}Hi, Penny." "Hi, Penny." "{\pos(97,275)}Hi, guys." "{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hello, Mom." "Sorry, I meant to call, but... {\pos(97,275)}I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid." "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHING) That was you, wasn't it?" "{\pos(97,275)}Or was it a villain who's actually successful?" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something" "{\pos(97,275)}that's very, very big, very important." "{\pos(97,275)}When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud." "{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Good luck with that." "Okay, I'm out of here." "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins." "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, please have a seat." "{\pos(97,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG:" "That's one small step for man," "{\pos(97,275)}one giant leap for mankind." "{\pos(97,275)}Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon." "{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid you're too late, Son." "{\pos(97,275)}NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore." "{\pos(97,275)}Hey." "{\pos(97,275)}I'm applying for a new villain loan." "Go by the name of Vector." "{\pos(97,275)}It's a mathematical term," "{\pos(97,275)}a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude." "{\pos(97,275)}Vector!" "That's me," "{\pos(97,275)}'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(97,275)}Check out my new weapon." "{\pos(97,275)}Piranha gun!" "Oh, yes!" "{\pos(97,275)}Fires live piranhas." "Ever seen one before?" "{\pos(97,275)}No, you haven't." "I invented it." "{\pos(97,275)}Do you want a demonstration?" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "Shoot!" "So difficult, sometimes," "{\pos(97,275)}to get the piranha back inside of my..." "(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST:" "Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now." "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "So, all I need" "{\pos(97,275)}is money from the bank to build a rocket." "{\pos(97,275)}And then, the moon is ours." "Wow!" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, very nice presentation." "{\pos(97,275)}I'd like to see this shrink ray." "{\pos(97,275)}Absolutely!" "Will do." "{\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) Soon as I have it." "{\pos(97,275)}You don't have it?" "{\pos(97,275)}And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?" "{\pos(97,275)}Apparently." "{\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru?" "{\pos(97,275)}With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit." "{\pos(97,275)}How can I put it?" "Let's say this apple is you." "{\pos(97,275)}If we don't start getting our money back... {\pos(97,275)}Get the picture?" "{\pos(97,275)}Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there," "{\pos(97,275)}younger than you, hungrier than you," "{\pos(97,275)}younger than you." "{\pos(97,275)}Like that young fellow out there named Vector." "{\pos(97,275)}He just stole a pyramid!" "{\pos(97,275)}I've got it." "I've got it." "{\pos(97,275)}Um..." "So, as far as getting money for the rocket... {\pos(97,275)}Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk." "{\pos(97,275)}(YELPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(INAUDIBLE)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Suckers!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha!" "We got it!" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) (METAL SIZZLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey!" "Hey!" "What!" "Hey!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}You!" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head!" "{\pos(97,275)}So long, Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Quick!" "We can't let him get away!" "{\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "Up ahead!" "Up ahead!" "{\pos(97,275)}Fire!" "Fire, now!" "{\pos(97,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oops, you missed me!" "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "Come to papa!" "{\pos(97,275)}Take that." "{\pos(97,275)}How adorable." "(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "Got you in our sights!" "{\pos(97,275)}Like taking candy from a... {\pos(97,275)}What?" "{\pos(97,275)}Ha!" "Hey, Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Try this on for size!" "{\pos(97,275)}That's weird." "What is going..." "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREECHES)" "{\pos(97,275)}This is claustrophobic!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Too small!" "This is too small for me!" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAM)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}I hate that guy!" "{\pos(97,275)}...and please watch over us," "{\pos(97,275)}and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep." "{\pos(97,275)}And bless that while we're sleeping," "{\pos(97,275)}no bugs will crawl into our ears" "{\pos(97,275)}and lay eggs in our brains." "{\pos(97,275)}Great." "Thanks for that image, Edith." "{\pos(97,275)}And please bless that someone will adopt us soon," "{\pos(97,275)}and that the mommy and daddy will be nice" "{\pos(97,275)}and have a pet unicorn." "{\pos(97,275)}Amen." "{\pos(97,275)}Amen." "Amen." "{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them" "{\pos(97,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns I love them" "{\pos(97,275)}Uni, unicorns, I could pet one" "{\pos(97,275)}If they were really real (SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}And they are" "{\pos(97,275)}So, I bought one so I could pet it" "{\pos(97,275)}Now it loves me Now I love it" "{\pos(97,275)}La, la, la, la, la" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't you..." "(EXCLAIMS) What the..." "{\pos(97,275)}(MOANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, good luck, little girls!" "{\pos(97,275)}Whoa!" "Cool." "{\pos(97,275)}Hi!" "We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls." "{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR:" "I don't care." "Beat it!" "Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future." "{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR:" "Ooh!" "Wait, wait!" "Do you have coco-nutties?" "Yeah." "{\pos(97,275)}Light bulb." "{\pos(97,275)}Dr. Nefario!" "Huh?" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies!" "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "Cookie robots!" "{\pos(97,275)}Who is this?" "Oh, forget it." "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, it appears you have cleared our background check," "{\pos(97,275)}Dr. Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "And I see you have made a list" "{\pos(97,275)}of some of your personal achievements." "{\pos(97,275)}Thank you for that." "I love reading." "{\pos(97,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor" "{\pos(97,275)}and a knighthood." "{\pos(97,275)}Me, me, me." "Me, me, me." "{\pos(97,275)}Kevin?" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}You had your own cooking show" "{\pos(97,275)}and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds?" "{\pos(97,275)}It's not that impressive." "{\pos(97,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Idiot!" "(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(97,275)}ALL:" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "{\pos(97,275)}What in the name of..." "What?" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT)" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, here's the dealio." "{\pos(97,275)}Things have been so lonely since my wife," "{\pos(97,275)}Debbie, passed on." "{\pos(97,275)}It's like my heart is a tooth," "{\pos(97,275)}and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children." "{\pos(97,275)}I'm sorry." "{\pos(97,275)}You are a beautiful woman." "Do you speak Spanish?" "{\pos(97,275)}Do I look like I speak Spanish?" "{\pos(97,275)}You have a face como un burro." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, thank you!" "(GIGGLES)" "{\pos(97,275)}Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?" "{\pos(97,275)}So, so excited!" "{\pos(97,275)}Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby." "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I bet the mom is beautiful!" "{\pos(97,275)}I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle." "{\pos(97,275)}I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears." "{\pos(97,275)}I'm just saying it'd be nice." "{\pos(97,275)}Aw!" "My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly." "{\pos(97,275)}That's a Cheeto." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman." "{\pos(97,275)}Who's Debbie?" "{\pos(97,275)}Your wife." "(DOOR OPENS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "Hi, girls!" "{\pos(97,275)}Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}He's going to adopt you." "{\pos(97,275)}And he's a dentist!" "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah!" "(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Um... {\pos(97,275)}Hi." "I'm Margo." "This is Edith." "{\pos(97,275)}And that's Agnes." "{\pos(97,275)}(SING-SONG) I got your leg, I got your leg!" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, that is enough, little girl." "{\pos(97,275)}Let go of my leg." "Come on." "You can do it." "Higher!" "{\pos(97,275)}Higher!" "(LAUGHS) Just release your grip." "Wow!" "{\pos(97,275)}How do you remove them?" "Is there a command?" "{\pos(97,275)}Some nonstick spray?" "{\pos(97,275)}Crowbar?" "(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, let's go." "{\pos(97,275)}(CRYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING)" "{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha!" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(97,275)}Pretty impressive!" "{\pos(97,275)}What are you looking at?" "{\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya!" "{\pos(97,275)}You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!" "{\pos(97,275)}Take that!" "{\pos(97,275)}You done been shrunk!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Yello?" "{\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray, all right." "{\pos(97,275)}No, I'm not playing with it." "{\pos(97,275)}Gru?" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't make me laugh!" "No." "{\pos(97,275)}P.S., he is not getting the moon," "{\pos(97,275)}and P. P.S., by the time I'm done with him," "{\pos(97,275)}he's gonna be begging for mercy." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, bye." "{\pos(97,275)}Aw!" "Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet!" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, here we are." "{\pos(97,275)}Home sweet home." "{\pos(97,275)}So, this is, like, your house?" "{\pos(97,275)}Wait a sec... {\pos(97,275)}You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, that was someone else." "{\pos(97,275)}Can I hold your hand?" "{\pos(97,275)}Uh, no." "{\pos(97,275)}When we got adopted by a bald guy," "{\pos(97,275)}I thought this'd be more like Annie." "{\pos(97,275)}(GROWLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, hey!" "{\pos(97,275)}Kyle, these are not treats." "These are guests." "{\pos(97,275)}Girls, this is Kyle, my" "{\pos(97,275)}dog." "{\pos(97,275)}(SNARLS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Ooh!" "Fluffy doggy!" "{\pos(97,275)}(YELPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}What kind of dog is that?" "{\pos(97,275)}He is a..." "I don't know." "{\pos(97,275)}MARGO:" "Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids?" "{\pos(97,275)}'Cause it's not." "{\pos(97,275)}No!" "No!" "Stay away from there!" "{\pos(97,275)}It's fragile." "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, I suppose the plan will work with two." "{\pos(97,275)}EDITH:" "Hey!" "It's dark in here." "{\pos(97,275)}It poked a hole in my juice box." "{\pos(97,275)}As you can see," "{\pos(97,275)}I have provided everything a child might need." "{\pos(97,275)}All right." "{\pos(97,275)}Uh..." "Okay." "As I was saying..." "Hey!" "(CRASHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Somebody broke that." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay." "Clearly, we need to set some rules." "{\pos(97,275)}Rule number one." "{\pos(97,275)}You will not touch anything." "{\pos(97,275)}Uh-huh." "What about the floor?" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may touch the floor." "{\pos(97,275)}What about the air?" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may touch the air!" "{\pos(97,275)}What about this?" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Where did you get that?" "Found it." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay." "Rule number two." "You will not bother me while I'm working." "{\pos(97,275)}Rule number three." "{\pos(97,275)}You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle" "{\pos(97,275)}or sneeze or burp or fart!" "{\pos(97,275)}So, no, no, no annoying sounds." "All right?" "{\pos(97,275)}Does this count as annoying?" "{\pos(97,275)}(POPPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Very!" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}I will see you in six hours." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, don't worry." "Everything's going to be fine." "{\pos(97,275)}We're gonna be really happy here." "Right?" "Agnes?" "{\pos(97,275)}Mmm?" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(CLICKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Uh, question." "What are these?" "{\pos(97,275)}A dozen boogie robots!" "Boogie!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Look at this." "Watch me!" "{\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC STOPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Cookie robots." "I said cookie robots." "{\pos(97,275)}Why are you so old?" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay." "I'm on it." "{\pos(97,275)}Hello?" "{\pos(97,275)}TV!" "{\pos(97,275)}(KYLE GROWLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)" "{\pos(97,275)}MARGO:" "What is that?" "{\pos(97,275)}Wow!" "Look at that!" "{\pos(97,275)}That is cool!" "{\pos(97,275)}Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}I don't think he's a dentist." "{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)" "{\pos(97,275)}We've been working on this for a while." "{\pos(97,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum." "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I meant to close that." "He'll be all right, I'm sure." "{\pos(97,275)}Do the effects wear off?" "{\pos(97,275)}Uh, so far," "{\pos(97,275)}no." "No, they don't." "{\pos(97,275)}And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered." "{\pos(97,275)}(FARTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no." "{\pos(97,275)}I said "dart gun," not..." "Okay." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes." "'Cause I was wondering" "{\pos(97,275)}under what circumstances would we use this?" "{\pos(97,275)}But, anyway." "{\pos(97,275)}What I really wanted to show you was this." "{\pos(97,275)}Now those are cookie robots!" "{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) La, la, la, la I love unicorns" "{\pos(97,275)}What are you doing here?" "I told you to stay in the kitchen!" "{\pos(97,275)}We got bored." "What is this place?" "{\pos(97,275)}Can I drink this?" "{\pos(97,275)}Do you want to explode?" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Get back in the kitchen!" "{\pos(97,275)}Will you play with us?" "No." "{\pos(97,275)}Why?" "Because I'm busy." "{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS) Doing what?" "{\pos(97,275)}Um... {\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay, you got me." "{\pos(97,275)}The dentist thing is more of a hobby." "{\pos(97,275)}In real life, I am a spy." "{\pos(97,275)}And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody," "{\pos(97,275)}because if you do..." "What does this do?" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey!" "Oops." "{\pos(97,275)}My unicorn!" "{\pos(97,275)}You have to fix it." "{\pos(97,275)}Fix it?" "Look, it has been disintegrated." "{\pos(97,275)}By definition, it cannot be fixed." "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(INHALES)" "{\pos(97,275)}That's freaking me out." "What is she doing?" "{\pos(97,275)}She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one." "{\pos(97,275)}It is just a toy." "Now stop it!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay!" "I'll fix it!" "{\pos(97,275)}Tim!" "Mark!" "Phil!" "{\pos(97,275)}This is very important." "{\pos(97,275)}You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy." "{\pos(97,275)}Eh?" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, hey, hey!" "A toy!" "{\pos(97,275)}Go, and hurry!" "{\pos(97,275)}What are those?" "{\pos(97,275)}They are my cousins." "{\pos(97,275)}Jerry!" "Stuart!" "{\pos(97,275)}Watch them, and keep them away from me, please." "{\pos(97,275)}ALL:" "Wow!" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(STUTTERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Ooh!" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}Hmm... {\pos(97,275)}(FEEDBACK)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SHUDDERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SINGING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SINGING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(CRASHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}It was your cousin's idea." "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, bedtime." "{\pos(97,275)}GIRLS:" "Aw!" "{\pos(97,275)}Aw!" "Aw!" "{\pos(97,275)}Not you two!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Okey-dokey." "Beddie-bye." "All tucked in." "Sweet dreams." "{\pos(97,275)}Just so you know," "{\pos(97,275)}you're never gonna be my dad." "{\pos(97,275)}Hmm." "I think I can live with that." "{\pos(97,275)}Are these beds made out of bombs?" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up." "{\pos(97,275)}But try not to toss and turn." "{\pos(97,275)}Cool." "{\pos(97,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story?" "No." "{\pos(97,275)}But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story." "{\pos(97,275)}Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it?" "{\pos(97,275)}So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite." "{\pos(97,275)}Because there are literally thousands of them." "{\pos(97,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY) And there's probably something in your closet." "{\pos(97,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes." "{\pos(97,275)}(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}It's beautiful." "{\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Girls, let's go." "{\pos(97,275)}Time to deliver the cookies!" "{\pos(97,275)}Mmm." "Okay." "But first, we're going to dance class." "{\pos(97,275)}Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today." "{\pos(97,275)}Actually, we can't" "{\pos(97,275)}(IMITATING GRU) Skip the dance class today." "{\pos(97,275)}We have a big recital coming up." "{\pos(97,275)}We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake." "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake!" "{\pos(97,275)}That's fantastic." "Wonderful." "{\pos(97,275)}But we're going to deliver cookies!" "Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}No." "{\pos(97,275)}No?" "{\pos(97,275)}We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class." "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "Really?" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, I am not driving you to dance class." "{\pos(97,275)}So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves." "{\pos(97,275)}What are you doing?" "{\pos(97,275)}Walking to dance class." "{\pos(97,275)}Ya?" "Okay, fine." "{\pos(97,275)}You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you!" "{\pos(97,275)}MARGO:" "Okay." "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)" "{\pos(97,275)}You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Seriously, I'm going to count to three!" "{\pos(97,275)}And you had better be in this car!" "{\pos(97,275)}Here we go!" "One!" "Two!" "{\pos(97,275)}INSTRUCTOR:" "Three, four and five." "{\pos(97,275)}And lift, and stretch." "{\pos(97,275)}And one, and two... {\pos(97,275)}Here you go." "What is it?" "{\pos(97,275)}Your ticket to the dance recital." "You are coming, right?" "{\pos(97,275)}Of course, of course." "{\pos(97,275)}I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on." "{\pos(97,275)}Pinky promise?" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes." "My pinky promises." "{\pos(97,275)}All right." "Our first customer is a man named Vector." "{\pos(97,275)}But he's a V." "{\pos(97,275)}You know, we're supposed to start with the A's." "{\pos(97,275)}Then we go to the B's." "Then we... {\pos(97,275)}Yes, yes!" "I went to kindergarten." "{\pos(97,275)}I know how the alphabet works!" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}I was just thinking" "{\pos(97,275)}that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first." "{\pos(97,275)}That is all." "{\pos(97,275)}Almost over." "It's almost over." "{\pos(97,275)}Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude!" "(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Do you have my cookies for me?" "{\pos(97,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes," "{\pos(97,275)}two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties." "{\pos(97,275)}Exactly." "I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies." "{\pos(97,275)}Not likely." "{\pos(97,275)}Name one person who ordered more cookies than me." "{\pos(97,275)}That'll be $52." "{\pos(97,275)}Right." "{\pos(97,275)}Seven, eight, nine... {\pos(97,275)}Tic Tacs!" "Where was I?" "{\pos(97,275)}Seven, eight, nine... {\pos(97,275)}Why are you wearing pajamas?" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas!" "This is a warm-up suit." "{\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}What are you warming up for?" "Stuff." "{\pos(97,275)}What sort of stuff?" "{\pos(97,275)}Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand." "{\pos(97,275)}Like sleeping?" "{\pos(97,275)}They are not pajamas!" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones." "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Bye!" "{\pos(97,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXHALES)" "{\pos(97,275)}(CRACKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SHUDDERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)" "{\pos(97,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SOFTLY) Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRUNTS) What the... {\pos(97,275)}Quiet down, fish!" "{\pos(97,275)}Down, boy!" "{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}We did it!" "Come on, girls, let's go!" "{\pos(97,275)}But what about the other people who ordered cookies?" "{\pos(97,275)}Life is full of disappointments" "{\pos(97,275)}for some people." "(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING) (EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't do that!" "{\pos(97,275)}Super Silly Fun Land!" "Can we go?" "Please?" "{\pos(97,275)}No." "{\pos(97,275)}But we've never been." "And it's the funnest place on earth!" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't care." "{\pos(97,275)}Please?" "Please?" "{\pos(97,275)}We'll never ask for anything else, ever again!" "{\pos(97,275)}Pretty please?" "Please?" "{\pos(97,275)}Come on!" "Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}Light bulb." "{\pos(97,275)}Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, have fun." "{\pos(97,275)}Sorry, dude." "They can't ride without an adult." "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(RETCHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh!" "{\pos(97,275)}Look at that fluffy unicorn!" "{\pos(97,275)}He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" "{\pos(97,275)}You've gotta let us play for it!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no." "{\pos(97,275)}Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}How much for the fluffy unicorn?" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, it is not for sale." "{\pos(97,275)}But all you gotta do to win it" "{\pos(97,275)}is knock down that little spaceship there." "{\pos(97,275)}It's easy!" "{\pos(97,275)}Yay!" "{\pos(97,275)}Again!" "{\pos(97,275)}Wait!" "Come on." "One more time!" "{\pos(97,275)}Just one more." "{\pos(97,275)}I accidentally closed my eyes." "{\pos(97,275)}I hit it!" "I hit it!" "That was cool." "{\pos(97,275)}Aw!" "{\pos(97,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What was that?" "{\pos(97,275)}She hit that." "I saw that with my own eyes." "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you." "{\pos(97,275)}You see that little tin spaceship?" "{\pos(97,275)}You see how it's not knocked over?" "{\pos(97,275)}Do you know what that means, professor?" "{\pos(97,275)}It means you don't get the unicorn!" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "Uh-oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}Somebody's got a frowny face." "{\pos(97,275)}Boo!" "Better luck next time!" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, my turn." "{\pos(97,275)}Knocked over!" "{\pos(97,275)}It's so fluffy!" "{\pos(97,275)}Yeah!" "{\pos(97,275)}That was awesome!" "{\pos(97,275)}You blew up the whole thing!" "{\pos(97,275)}Let's go." "Let's try another game!" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word?" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, go play." "{\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray!" "{\pos(97,275)}Cotton candy!" "{\pos(97,275)}We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position." "{\pos(97,275)}We can't afford any distractions!" "{\pos(97,275)}Get me Perkins." "{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha!" "{\pos(97,275)}Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins," "{\pos(97,275)}but I figured that you would want to see this!" "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "{\pos(97,275)}Well done, Gru." "(SQUEAKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Rather impressive." "{\pos(97,275)}Now, the rest of the plan is simple." "{\pos(97,275)}I fly to the moon." "I shrink the moon." "{\pos(97,275)}I grab the moon." "I sit on the toilet." "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "(GIRLS LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Sorry." "Sorry!" "{\pos(97,275)}Could you excuse me for just one second?" "{\pos(97,275)}I told you not to touch my things." "{\pos(97,275)}I told you, I told you." "I've told you a thousand times." "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, can we order pizza?" "{\pos(97,275)}Pizza?" "You just had lunch." "{\pos(97,275)}Not now, for dinner." "{\pos(97,275)}Dinner?" "{\pos(97,275)}Just..." "Fine, fine, fine, whatever." "Just get back in there!" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "Can we get stuffed crust?" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Stuffed crust!" "Stuffed crust!" "{\pos(97,275)}I'll stuff you all in the crust!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GIGGLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}You're funny!" "{\pos(97,275)}Just don't come out of that room again!" "{\pos(97,275)}All right." "{\pos(97,275)}Sorry about that." "Where were we?" "{\pos(97,275)}You were sitting on the toilet." "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "No, I'm sorry." "It was a little attempt at humor." "{\pos(97,275)}I know how much you like to laugh" "{\pos(97,275)}inside." "Now, I was saying... {\pos(97,275)}(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)" "{\pos(97,275)}You don't seem terribly focused, Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}Believe me, I am completely focused." "{\pos(97,275)}Hello!" "Whoa!" "What?" "{\pos(97,275)}That guy is huge!" "{\pos(97,275)}Are we on TV?" "What are those?" "Children?" "{\pos(97,275)}What are you doing?" "I told you to stay out of here!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}Freeze ray!" "{\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru?" "{\pos(97,275)}(GRU EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay." "{\pos(97,275)}As I was saying... {\pos(97,275)}No need to continue." "I've seen quite enough." "{\pos(97,275)}But my plan... {\pos(97,275)}Is a great plan." "{\pos(97,275)}I love everything about your plan, except for one thing." "{\pos(97,275)}You." "{\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon!" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni!" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}Look, Mom, I made a real rocket" "{\pos(97,275)}based on the macaroni prototype!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}I don't understand." "{\pos(97,275)}Let's face reality, Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}You've been at this for far too long with far too little success." "{\pos(97,275)}We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... {\pos(97,275)}Well, a younger villain." "{\pos(97,275)}But I... {\pos(97,275)}It's over." "Goodbye, Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Now, I know there have been some rumors going around" "{\pos(97,275)}that the bank is no longer funding us." "{\pos(97,275)}Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest." "{\pos(97,275)}They are true." "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL GASP) Uh-oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}In terms of money," "{\pos(97,275)}we have no money." "{\pos(97,275)}So how will we get to the moon?" "{\pos(97,275)}The answer is clear." "{\pos(97,275)}We won't." "{\pos(97,275)}(SOBBING)" "{\pos(97,275)}We are doomed." "{\pos(97,275)}Now would probably be a good time" "{\pos(97,275)}to look for other employment options." "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL GASP)" "{\pos(97,275)}I know." "{\pos(97,275)}I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well." "{\pos(97,275)}What is it?" "{\pos(97,275)}Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk?" "{\pos(97,275)}(MINION EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes!" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, we will build our own rocket" "{\pos(97,275)}using this and whatever else we can find!" "{\pos(97,275)}Grab everything!" "Hit the junkyards!" "Take apart the cars!" "{\pos(97,275)}Who needs the bank?" "{\pos(97,275)}Let's go." "Let's go!" "{\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS) Mom!" "What are you doing here?" "{\pos(97,275)}And here he is in the bathtub." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "Look at his little buns." "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Mom." "{\pos(97,275)}Not cool." "{\pos(97,275)}And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best." "{\pos(97,275)}He looks like a girl!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES) Yes, he does." "An ugly girl!" "{\pos(97,275)}(WHOOPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SNARLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}You're funny!" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes!" "Mine's shaped like a dead guy!" "{\pos(97,275)}(BLEEPING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}RECEPTIONIST:" "Mr. Perkins, your son is here." "{\pos(97,275)}Send him in." "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, Dad." "{\pos(97,275)}You wanted to see me?" "{\pos(97,275)}Yes, I did, Victor." "{\pos(97,275)}I am not Victor anymore." "{\pos(97,275)}Victor was my nerd name." "Now I am Vector!" "{\pos(97,275)}Sit down!" "{\pos(97,275)}Do you know where the shrink ray is?" "{\pos(97,275)}Duh!" "Back at my place." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, is that right?" "Back at your place?" "Oh, that's cool." "{\pos(97,275)}I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it!" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "What the..." "Those girls sold me cookies!" "{\pos(97,275)}Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be?" "{\pos(97,275)}I give you the opportunity of a lifetime," "{\pos(97,275)}and you just blow it!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, I didn't." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, really?" "{\pos(97,275)}You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon." "{\pos(97,275)}Squid-launcher!" "Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(97,275)}MAN: (SCREAMS) There's a squid on my face!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't worry." "{\pos(97,275)}The moon is as good as ours." "{\pos(97,275)}(CHEERING) (LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Come on now, it's bedtime." "{\pos(97,275)}Did you brush your teeth?" "Let me smell." "Let me smell." "{\pos(97,275)}(EXHALES)" "{\pos(97,275)}You did not!" "{\pos(97,275)}Put on your PJs." "Hold still." "Okay, seriously!" "Seriously!" "{\pos(97,275)}This is beddie-bye time, right now." "{\pos(97,275)}I'm not kidding around." "I mean it!" "{\pos(97,275)}But we're not tired!" "{\pos(97,275)}Well, I am tired." "{\pos(97,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story?" "{\pos(97,275)}No." "{\pos(97,275)}Pretty please!" "{\pos(97,275)}The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference." "{\pos(97,275)}It is still no, so go to sleep." "{\pos(97,275)}But we can't." "We're all hyper!" "{\pos(97,275)}And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you." "{\pos(97,275)}All night long." "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Fine." "{\pos(97,275)}All right, all right." "Sleepy Kittens." "{\pos(97,275)}Sleepy Kittens?" "{\pos(97,275)}What are these?" "AGNES:" "Puppets." "{\pos(97,275)}You use them when you tell the story." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, let's get this over with." "{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens loved to play," "{\pos(97,275)}"they had fun in the sun all day." "{\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother came out and said," "{\pos(97,275)}"'Time for kittens to go to bed."'" "{\pos(97,275)}Wow!" "This is garbage." "You actually like this?" "{\pos(97,275)}Keep reading!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Come on!" "All right, all right, all right." "{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens started to bawl," "{\pos(97,275)}"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.'" "{\pos(97,275)}"Their mother smiled and said with a purr," "{\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."'" "{\pos(97,275)}Now you brush the fur." "{\pos(97,275)}This is literature?" "{\pos(97,275)}A 2-year-old could have written this." "All right." "{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens with fur all brushed" "{\pos(97,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!" "'" "{\pos(97,275)}"Their mother replied, with a voice like silk," "{\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."'" "{\pos(97,275)}Now make them drink the milk." "{\pos(97,275)}I don't like this book." "This is going on forever." "{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens, with milk all gone," "{\pos(97,275)}"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn." "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(YAWNS)" "{\pos(97,275)}"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.'" "{\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother sang a lullaby." "{\pos(97,275)}"'Good night kittens, close your eyes." "{\pos(97,275)}"Sleep in peace until you rise." "{\pos(97,275)}"'Though while you sleep, we are apart," "{\pos(97,275)}"'your mommy loves you with all her heart."'" "{\pos(97,275)}The end." "Okay, good night." "{\pos(97,275)}Wait!" "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "{\pos(97,275)}What about good night kisses?" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no." "There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing." "{\pos(97,275)}He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes." "{\pos(97,275)}I like him." "He's nice." "{\pos(97,275)}But scary." "{\pos(97,275)}Like Santa!" "{\pos(97,275)}Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go." "{\pos(97,275)}Uh..." "About that," "{\pos(97,275)}I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist." "{\pos(97,275)}Please tell me this is not as a result" "{\pos(97,275)}of the girls' dance recital, is it?" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}The recital?" "Don't..." "That's stupid!" "{\pos(97,275)}I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday." "{\pos(97,275)}I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right?" "{\pos(97,275)}Gru, you and I have been working on this for years." "{\pos(97,275)}It's everything we've dreamed of." "{\pos(97,275)}Your chance to make history," "{\pos(97,275)}become the man who stole the moon!" "{\pos(97,275)}But these girls are becoming a major distraction!" "{\pos(97,275)}They need to go." "{\pos(97,275)}If you don't do something about it, then I will." "{\pos(97,275)}I understand." "{\pos(97,275)}Good." "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Butt." "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Butt." "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Butt." "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "All right." "Now, when we put our cups together," "{\pos(97,275)}we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths." "{\pos(97,275)}Ready?" "Edith?" "{\pos(97,275)}Clink." "Clink." "{\pos(97,275)}There we go." "And now we drink." "{\pos(97,275)}And Agnes?" "{\pos(97,275)}Clink." "Clink." "{\pos(97,275)}Very good!" "(DOORBELL CHIMES)" "{\pos(97,275)}Excuse me, girls." "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL GROAN) Come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back." "Keep clinking." "{\pos(97,275)}AGNES:" "Clink, clink." "JERRY:" "Clink, clink." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}Miss Hattie, what are you doing here?" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm here for the girls." "I received a call" "{\pos(97,275)}that you wanted to return them." "{\pos(97,275)}And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary." "{\pos(97,275)}I didn't like what you said." "{\pos(97,275)}But..." "(CLEARING THROAT)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(97,275)}I will get the girls ready." "{\pos(97,275)}Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us." "{\pos(97,275)}All right, girls." "Come on, let's go." "{\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru." "Thanks for everything." "{\pos(97,275)}I did it for your own good." "{\pos(97,275)}Come on, let's go get that moon." "{\pos(97,275)}Right." "{\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CRYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}What is this for?" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}The recital?" "{\pos(97,275)}I am the greatest criminal mind of the century." "{\pos(97,275)}I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!" "{\pos(97,275)}Opening launch bay doors." "Commencing launch sequence." "{\pos(97,275)}And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds." "{\pos(97,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven," "{\pos(97,275)}six... {\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(97,275)}Nice work, Doctor." "All systems go." "{\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}My flight suit." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!" "Once again, the mighty... {\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}ALL:" "Whoa!" "{\pos(97,275)}(HOWLING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha!" "{\pos(97,275)}I've got it!" "{\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon!" "{\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon!" "{\pos(97,275)}I can make it!" "{\pos(97,275)}Wait a minute!" "{\pos(97,275)}Kevin!" "{\pos(97,275)}Come on, come on!" "{\pos(97,275)}He's still not here." "{\pos(97,275)}Why would he come?" "He gave us up." "{\pos(97,275)}But he pinky promised!" "{\pos(97,275)}Girls, girls, places!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, we can't start yet!" "We're still expecting someone." "{\pos(97,275)}Can we just wait a few more minutes?" "{\pos(97,275)}All right." "But just a few more minutes." "{\pos(97,275)}He's not coming, guys." "{\pos(97,275)}Gru!" "Gru, can you hear me?" "{\pos(97,275)}Quick, we have to warn him, and fast!" "(ENGINE REVVING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay." "There's the library." "{\pos(97,275)}That's Third Street." "The dance studio... {\pos(97,275)}There!" "There!" "There it is!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Sorry, buddy." "Show's over." "{\pos(97,275)}Over?" "{\pos(97,275)}Vector, open up!" "{\pos(97,275)}First give me the moon." "Then we'll talk." "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(97,275)}AGNES:" "Mr. Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal." "{\pos(97,275)}Now, the girls." "{\pos(97,275)}Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer." "{\pos(97,275)}No!" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!" "Unpredictable!" "{\pos(97,275)}Listen close, you little punk." "{\pos(97,275)}When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm really scared!" "{\pos(97,275)}He is gonna kick your butt." "{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)" "{\pos(97,275)}What?" "He punched my shark!" "{\pos(97,275)}Ha!" "There he is!" "{\pos(97,275)}Hang on, Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Ow?" "{\pos(97,275)}Vector has the girls." "Go!" "{\pos(97,275)}What happened to the ship?" "It's big again!" "{\pos(97,275)}Not as big as the moon is going to be!" "What?" "{\pos(97,275)}The larger the mass of an object," "{\pos(97,275)}the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off!" "{\pos(97,275)}I call it the Nefario Principle." "{\pos(97,275)}I just came up with it now, actually." "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Did you see that?" "{\pos(97,275)}Vector!" "Help!" "Vector!" "{\pos(97,275)}Over here!" "Hey!" "{\pos(97,275)}What are you girls doing back there?" "{\pos(97,275)}The moon!" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Ouch!" "{\pos(97,275)}Watch out!" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}GRU:" "Get as close in as you can." "{\pos(97,275)}You got it." "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru, up here!" "{\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru!" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls!" "Girls!" "{\pos(97,275)}You're going to have to jump." "EDITH:" "Jump?" "{\pos(97,275)}Are you insane?" "{\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I will catch you." "{\pos(97,275)}You gave us back!" "{\pos(97,275)}I know, I know." "And it is the worst mistake I ever made." "{\pos(97,275)}But you have to jump now." "{\pos(97,275)}It'll be okay." "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls." "{\pos(97,275)}Jump now!" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Margo, I will catch you." "{\pos(97,275)}And I will never let you go again." "{\pos(97,275)}Not so fast!" "No!" "{\pos(97,275)}Let me go!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Margo!" "{\pos(97,275)}Whoa!" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm coming, Margo." "Hang on!" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}I got you." "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}No!" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXPLOSION)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop." "{\pos(97,275)}This time, good triumphs," "{\pos(97,275)}and the moon has been returned" "{\pos(97,275)}to its rightful place in the sky." "{\pos(97,275)}But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder," "{\pos(97,275)}who is this mysterious hero?" "{\pos(97,275)}And what will he do next?" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls." "Time for bed." "{\pos(97,275)}Come on!" "We want a story." "{\pos(97,275)}Three sleepy kittens!" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, no!" "Sorry." "That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously." "{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Tonight we are going to read a new book." "{\pos(97,275)}This one is called" "{\pos(97,275)}One Big Unicorn by..." "Who wrote this?" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh!" "Me!" "I wrote it." "Look, it's a puppet book!" "{\pos(97,275)}Here, watch this." "{\pos(97,275)}That's the horn!" "{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}This is gonna be the best book ever!" "{\pos(97,275)}Not to pat myself on the back," "{\pos(97,275)}but, yes, it probably will be." "{\pos(97,275)}Here we go." "{\pos(97,275)}"One big unicorn, strong and free" "{\pos(97,275)}"thought he was happy as he could be." "{\pos(97,275)}"Then three little kittens came around" "{\pos(97,275)}"and turned his whole life upside down."" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, that one looks like me!" "{\pos(97,275)}No, what are you talking about?" "These are kittens!" "{\pos(97,275)}Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental." "{\pos(97,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}"He never should have said goodbye." "{\pos(97,275)}"And now he knows he could never part" "{\pos(97,275)}"from those three little kittens" "{\pos(97,275)}"that changed his heart." "{\pos(97,275)}"The end."" "{\pos(97,275)}Okay, all right." "Good night." "{\pos(97,275)}I love you." "{\pos(97,275)}I love you, too." "{\pos(97,275)}(CLEARS THROAT)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)" "{\pos(97,275)}All right." "{\pos(97,275)}Didn't I get you already?" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "{\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}They're very good!" "{\pos(97,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son." "{\pos(97,275)}You've turned out to be a great parent!" "{\pos(97,275)}Just like me." "{\pos(97,275)}Maybe even better." "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, I'm fine." "Go ahead." "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}(MOANS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hey, Carl!" "Hey." "{\pos(97,275)}Hmm?" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no." "{\pos(97,275)}BOTH:" "Me, me, me." "{\pos(97,275)}John?" "{\pos(97,275)}No, no." "Me, me, me." "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no!" "{\pos(97,275)}Stop!" "Stop!" "{\pos(97,275)}(CARL GROANING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}Huh?" "(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT)" "{\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING)" "{\pos(97,275)}Hello, I am Gru." "{\pos(97,275)}Back to work, back to work!" "Back to..." "{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}WOMAN:" "Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin!" "{\pos(289,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture." "I got the pyramid in my hand." "{\pos(289,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Justin, you get back here right now!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, stop!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no!" "Stop him!" "Go back!" "Don't climb!" "{\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING AIRPLANE WHOOSHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait." "{\pos(289,275)}Hold on." "Easy, little boy." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, stop, child!" "Stop right there." "No!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "Oh!" "There he goes." "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Justin!" "{\pos(289,275)}I've got him!" "I've got him!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(AIR ESCAPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered" "{\pos(289,275)}that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen" "{\pos(289,275)}and replaced by a giant inflatable replica." "{\pos(289,275)}There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens" "{\pos(289,275)}try to protect their beloved landmarks." "{\pos(289,275)}Law enforcement still has no leads," "{\pos(289,275)}leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains" "{\pos(289,275)}is responsible for this heinous crime?" "{\pos(289,275)}And where will he strike next?" "{\pos(289,275)}(CRYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day" "{\pos(289,275)}It's about time that I get my way" "{\pos(289,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see" "{\pos(289,275)}Freeze ray!" "Freeze ray!" "Freeze ray!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day" "{\pos(289,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay" "{\pos(289,275)}Watch, this is so fun to see" "{\pos(289,275)}Despicable me" "{\pos(289,275)}FRED:" "Morning, Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING) How you doing?" "{\pos(289,275)}Hello, Fred." "{\pos(289,275)}FYI, your dog has been leaving" "{\pos(289,275)}little bombs all over my yard," "{\pos(289,275)}and I don't appreciate it." "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING) Sorry." "You know dogs." "{\pos(289,275)}They go wherever they want to go." "{\pos(289,275)}Unless they're dead." "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm joking!" "{\pos(289,275)}Although, it is true." "Anyway, have a good one." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, okay." "Uh..." "Yeah." "{\pos(289,275)}Steamrolling whatever I see" "{\pos(289,275)}Despicable me (LOUD SNORING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm having a bad, bad day" "{\pos(289,275)}If you take it personal, that's okay" "{\pos(289,275)}Despicable me (CONTINUES SNORING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(DOORBELL CHIMES)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS) You've got to be pulling on my leg!" "{\pos(289,275)}MARGO:" "Hello!" "{\pos(289,275)}Cookies for sale." "{\pos(289,275)}Go away." "I'm not home." "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, you are." "I heard you." "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) No, you didn't." "This" "{\pos(289,275)}is a recording." "{\pos(289,275)}MARGO:" "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "{\pos(289,275)}Watch this." "Leave a message, beep." "{\pos(289,275)}(GRU SHOUTS IN PAIN)" "{\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, recorded message." "{\pos(289,275)}MARGO:" "Agnes, come on." "{\pos(289,275)}Huh?" "{\pos(289,275)}(SNAPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS) Kyle!" "{\pos(289,275)}Bad dog!" "No!" "No, no." "Sit." "My muffin." "{\pos(289,275)}Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Ah, Dr. Nefario." "{\pos(289,275)}I know how you must be feeling." "{\pos(289,275)}I, too, have encountered great disappointment," "{\pos(289,275)}but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats." "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "What happened?" "{\pos(289,275)}It's all over the news!" "{\pos(289,275)}Some fella just stole a pyramid." "{\pos(289,275)}They're saying he makes all other villains look" "{\pos(289,275)}lame." "{\pos(289,275)}Assemble the minions!" "{\pos(289,275)}(YELPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(COUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Minions, assemble!" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay." "Okay." "{\pos(289,275)}Throo... {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS IN PAIN)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey!" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Looking good, Kevin!" "How is the family?" "Good?" "{\pos(289,275)}All right." "{\pos(289,275)}That's my Billy boy!" "What up, Larry?" "{\pos(289,275)}Hello, everybody!" "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah, all right!" "{\pos(289,275)}Simmer down." "Simmer down!" "{\pos(289,275)}Thank you, okay." "{\pos(289,275)}Now, I realize that you guys probably heard" "{\pos(289,275)}about this other villain who stole the pyramids." "{\pos(289,275)}Apparently, it's a big deal." "{\pos(289,275)}People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that." "{\pos(289,275)}But am I upset?" "No, I am not!" "{\pos(289,275)}A little," "{\pos(289,275)}but we have had a pretty good year ourselves," "{\pos(289,275)}and you guys are all right in my book." "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no raises!" "{\pos(289,275)}You're not going to get any raises." "{\pos(289,275)}What did we do?" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron!" "{\pos(289,275)}Nice!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Huh?" "{\pos(289,275)}That's how I roll." "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?" "{\pos(289,275)}But that's not all." "{\pos(289,275)}We stole the Statue of Liberty," "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}The small one from Las Vegas." "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower!" "Also Vegas." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet," "{\pos(289,275)}but I have been working on something very big!" "{\pos(289,275)}Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water!" "{\pos(289,275)}And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. Nefario... {\pos(289,275)}Thank you!" "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "Oh, there he is." "{\pos(289,275)}He's styling." "{\pos(289,275)}Now, we have located a shrink ray" "{\pos(289,275)}in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray," "{\pos(289,275)}we will have the capability" "{\pos(289,275)}to pull off the true crime of the century." "{\pos(289,275)}We are going to steal... {\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait!" "I haven't told you what it is yet." "{\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey." "{\pos(289,275)}Dave, listen up, please." "{\pos(289,275)}Next, we are going to steal," "{\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) pause for effect," "{\pos(289,275)}the moon!" "{\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}And once the moon is mine," "{\pos(289,275)}the world will give me whatever I want to get it back!" "{\pos(289,275)}And I will be the greatest villain of all time!" "{\pos(289,275)}That's what I'm talking about." "{\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes?" "{\pos(289,275)}Hello, Gru?" "I've been crunching some numbers," "{\pos(289,275)}and I really don't see how we can afford this." "{\pos(289,275)}It can't be done." "I'm not a miracle worker." "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, chillax." "{\pos(289,275)}I'll just get another loan from the bank." "They love me!" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Edith, stop it!" "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "I'm just walking." "{\pos(289,275)}(KEYS CLACKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}ALL:" "Hi, Miss Hattie." "We're back." "{\pos(289,275)}Hello, girls!" "{\pos(289,275)}Anybody come to adopt us while we were out?" "{\pos(289,275)}Mmm." "Let me think." "{\pos(289,275)}No!" "{\pos(289,275)}Edith!" "What did you put on my desk?" "{\pos(289,275)}A mud pie." "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) You're never gonna get adopted, Edith." "You know that, don't you?" "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah, I know." "{\pos(289,275)}Good." "{\pos(289,275)}So, how did it go, girls?" "Did we meet our quotas?" "{\pos(289,275)}Sort of." "{\pos(289,275)}We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties." "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) Okay." "{\pos(289,275)}Well, you say that like it's a great sale day." "{\pos(289,275)}Look at my face!" "{\pos(289,275)}Do you still think it's a great sale day?" "{\pos(289,275)}Eighteen coco-nutties." "{\pos(289,275)}I think we can do a little better than that, don't you?" "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah." "{\pos(289,275)}We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we?" "No." "{\pos(289,275)}ALL:" "No, Miss Hattie." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, good." "Off you go." "Go clean something of mine." "{\pos(289,275)}Hi, Penny." "Hi, Penny." "{\pos(289,275)}Hi, guys." "{\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hello, Mom." "Sorry, I meant to call, but... {\pos(289,275)}I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid." "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHING) That was you, wasn't it?" "{\pos(289,275)}Or was it a villain who's actually successful?" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something" "{\pos(289,275)}that's very, very big, very important." "{\pos(289,275)}When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud." "{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Good luck with that." "Okay, I'm out of here." "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}Gru to see Mr. Perkins." "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, please have a seat." "{\pos(289,275)}NEIL ARMSTRONG:" "That's one small step for man," "{\pos(289,275)}one giant leap for mankind." "{\pos(289,275)}Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon." "{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) I'm afraid you're too late, Son." "{\pos(289,275)}NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore." "{\pos(289,275)}Hey." "{\pos(289,275)}I'm applying for a new villain loan." "Go by the name of Vector." "{\pos(289,275)}It's a mathematical term," "{\pos(289,275)}a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude." "{\pos(289,275)}Vector!" "That's me," "{\pos(289,275)}'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(289,275)}Check out my new weapon." "{\pos(289,275)}Piranha gun!" "Oh, yes!" "{\pos(289,275)}Fires live piranhas." "Ever seen one before?" "{\pos(289,275)}No, you haven't." "I invented it." "{\pos(289,275)}Do you want a demonstration?" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "Shoot!" "So difficult, sometimes," "{\pos(289,275)}to get the piranha back inside of my..." "(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}RECEPTIONIST:" "Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now." "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "So, all I need" "{\pos(289,275)}is money from the bank to build a rocket." "{\pos(289,275)}And then, the moon is ours." "Wow!" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, very nice presentation." "{\pos(289,275)}I'd like to see this shrink ray." "{\pos(289,275)}Absolutely!" "Will do." "{\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) Soon as I have it." "{\pos(289,275)}You don't have it?" "{\pos(289,275)}And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?" "{\pos(289,275)}Apparently." "{\pos(289,275)}Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru?" "{\pos(289,275)}With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit." "{\pos(289,275)}How can I put it?" "Let's say this apple is you." "{\pos(289,275)}If we don't start getting our money back... {\pos(289,275)}Get the picture?" "{\pos(289,275)}Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there," "{\pos(289,275)}younger than you, hungrier than you," "{\pos(289,275)}younger than you." "{\pos(289,275)}Like that young fellow out there named Vector." "{\pos(289,275)}He just stole a pyramid!" "{\pos(289,275)}I've got it." "I've got it." "{\pos(289,275)}Um..." "So, as far as getting money for the rocket... {\pos(289,275)}Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk." "{\pos(289,275)}(YELPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(RUMBLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(INAUDIBLE)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHS) Suckers!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Suckers!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha!" "We got it!" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH LAUGHING) (METAL SIZZLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey!" "Hey!" "What!" "Hey!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}You!" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head!" "{\pos(289,275)}So long, Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Quick!" "We can't let him get away!" "{\pos(289,275)}(WHOOPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "Up ahead!" "Up ahead!" "{\pos(289,275)}Fire!" "Fire, now!" "{\pos(289,275)}(MACHINE GUN FIRING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oops, you missed me!" "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "Come to papa!" "{\pos(289,275)}Take that." "{\pos(289,275)}How adorable." "(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "Got you in our sights!" "{\pos(289,275)}Like taking candy from a... {\pos(289,275)}What?" "{\pos(289,275)}Ha!" "Hey, Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Try this on for size!" "{\pos(289,275)}That's weird." "What is going..." "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREECHES)" "{\pos(289,275)}This is claustrophobic!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Too small!" "This is too small for me!" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAM)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}I hate that guy!" "{\pos(289,275)}...and please watch over us," "{\pos(289,275)}and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep." "{\pos(289,275)}And bless that while we're sleeping," "{\pos(289,275)}no bugs will crawl into our ears" "{\pos(289,275)}and lay eggs in our brains." "{\pos(289,275)}Great." "Thanks for that image, Edith." "{\pos(289,275)}And please bless that someone will adopt us soon," "{\pos(289,275)}and that the mommy and daddy will be nice" "{\pos(289,275)}and have a pet unicorn." "{\pos(289,275)}Amen." "{\pos(289,275)}Amen." "Amen." "{\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them" "{\pos(289,275)}Uni, uni, unicorns I love them" "{\pos(289,275)}Uni, unicorns, I could pet one" "{\pos(289,275)}If they were really real (SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}And they are" "{\pos(289,275)}So, I bought one so I could pet it" "{\pos(289,275)}Now it loves me Now I love it" "{\pos(289,275)}La, la, la, la, la" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't you..." "(EXCLAIMS) What the..." "{\pos(289,275)}(MOANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, good luck, little girls!" "{\pos(289,275)}Whoa!" "Cool." "{\pos(289,275)}Hi!" "We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls." "{\pos(289,275)}VECTOR:" "I don't care." "Beat it!" "Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future." "{\pos(289,275)}VECTOR:" "Ooh!" "Wait, wait!" "Do you have coco-nutties?" "Yeah." "{\pos(289,275)}Light bulb." "{\pos(289,275)}Dr. Nefario!" "Huh?" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies!" "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "Cookie robots!" "{\pos(289,275)}Who is this?" "Oh, forget it." "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, it appears you have cleared our background check," "{\pos(289,275)}Dr. Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "And I see you have made a list" "{\pos(289,275)}of some of your personal achievements." "{\pos(289,275)}Thank you for that." "I love reading." "{\pos(289,275)}(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor" "{\pos(289,275)}and a knighthood." "{\pos(289,275)}Me, me, me." "Me, me, me." "{\pos(289,275)}Kevin?" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAK GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}You had your own cooking show" "{\pos(289,275)}and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds?" "{\pos(289,275)}It's not that impressive." "{\pos(289,275)}Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Idiot!" "(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(289,275)}ALL:" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "{\pos(289,275)}What in the name of..." "What?" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRU CLEARS THROAT)" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, here's the dealio." "{\pos(289,275)}Things have been so lonely since my wife," "{\pos(289,275)}Debbie, passed on." "{\pos(289,275)}It's like my heart is a tooth," "{\pos(289,275)}and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children." "{\pos(289,275)}I'm sorry." "{\pos(289,275)}You are a beautiful woman." "Do you speak Spanish?" "{\pos(289,275)}Do I look like I speak Spanish?" "{\pos(289,275)}You have a face como un burro." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, thank you!" "(GIGGLES)" "{\pos(289,275)}Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?" "{\pos(289,275)}So, so excited!" "{\pos(289,275)}Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby." "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I bet the mom is beautiful!" "{\pos(289,275)}I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle." "{\pos(289,275)}I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears." "{\pos(289,275)}I'm just saying it'd be nice." "{\pos(289,275)}Aw!" "My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly." "{\pos(289,275)}That's a Cheeto." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman." "{\pos(289,275)}Who's Debbie?" "{\pos(289,275)}Your wife." "(DOOR OPENS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "Hi, girls!" "{\pos(289,275)}Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}He's going to adopt you." "{\pos(289,275)}And he's a dentist!" "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah!" "(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Um... {\pos(289,275)}Hi." "I'm Margo." "This is Edith." "{\pos(289,275)}And that's Agnes." "{\pos(289,275)}(SING-SONG) I got your leg, I got your leg!" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, that is enough, little girl." "{\pos(289,275)}Let go of my leg." "Come on." "You can do it." "Higher!" "{\pos(289,275)}Higher!" "(LAUGHS) Just release your grip." "Wow!" "{\pos(289,275)}How do you remove them?" "Is there a command?" "{\pos(289,275)}Some nonstick spray?" "{\pos(289,275)}Crowbar?" "(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, let's go." "{\pos(289,275)}(CRYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING)" "{\pos(289,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha!" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(289,275)}Pretty impressive!" "{\pos(289,275)}What are you looking at?" "{\pos(289,275)}Boo-ya!" "{\pos(289,275)}You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!" "{\pos(289,275)}Take that!" "{\pos(289,275)}You done been shrunk!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Yello?" "{\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray, all right." "{\pos(289,275)}No, I'm not playing with it." "{\pos(289,275)}Gru?" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't make me laugh!" "No." "{\pos(289,275)}P.S., he is not getting the moon," "{\pos(289,275)}and P. P.S., by the time I'm done with him," "{\pos(289,275)}he's gonna be begging for mercy." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, bye." "{\pos(289,275)}Aw!" "Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet!" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, here we are." "{\pos(289,275)}Home sweet home." "{\pos(289,275)}So, this is, like, your house?" "{\pos(289,275)}Wait a sec... {\pos(289,275)}You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, that was someone else." "{\pos(289,275)}Can I hold your hand?" "{\pos(289,275)}Uh, no." "{\pos(289,275)}When we got adopted by a bald guy," "{\pos(289,275)}I thought this'd be more like Annie." "{\pos(289,275)}(GROWLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, hey!" "{\pos(289,275)}Kyle, these are not treats." "These are guests." "{\pos(289,275)}Girls, this is Kyle, my" "{\pos(289,275)}dog." "{\pos(289,275)}(SNARLS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Ooh!" "Fluffy doggy!" "{\pos(289,275)}(YELPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}What kind of dog is that?" "{\pos(289,275)}He is a..." "I don't know." "{\pos(289,275)}MARGO:" "Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids?" "{\pos(289,275)}'Cause it's not." "{\pos(289,275)}No!" "No!" "Stay away from there!" "{\pos(289,275)}It's fragile." "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, I suppose the plan will work with two." "{\pos(289,275)}EDITH:" "Hey!" "It's dark in here." "{\pos(289,275)}It poked a hole in my juice box." "{\pos(289,275)}As you can see," "{\pos(289,275)}I have provided everything a child might need." "{\pos(289,275)}All right." "{\pos(289,275)}Uh..." "Okay." "As I was saying..." "Hey!" "(CRASHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Somebody broke that." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay." "Clearly, we need to set some rules." "{\pos(289,275)}Rule number one." "{\pos(289,275)}You will not touch anything." "{\pos(289,275)}Uh-huh." "What about the floor?" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, you may touch the floor." "{\pos(289,275)}What about the air?" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, you may touch the air!" "{\pos(289,275)}What about this?" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Where did you get that?" "Found it." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay." "Rule number two." "You will not bother me while I'm working." "{\pos(289,275)}Rule number three." "{\pos(289,275)}You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle" "{\pos(289,275)}or sneeze or burp or fart!" "{\pos(289,275)}So, no, no, no annoying sounds." "All right?" "{\pos(289,275)}Does this count as annoying?" "{\pos(289,275)}(POPPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Very!" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}I will see you in six hours." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, don't worry." "Everything's going to be fine." "{\pos(289,275)}We're gonna be really happy here." "Right?" "Agnes?" "{\pos(289,275)}Mmm?" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(CLICKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Uh, question." "What are these?" "{\pos(289,275)}A dozen boogie robots!" "Boogie!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Look at this." "Watch me!" "{\pos(289,275)}(MUSIC STOPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Cookie robots." "I said cookie robots." "{\pos(289,275)}Why are you so old?" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay." "I'm on it." "{\pos(289,275)}Hello?" "{\pos(289,275)}TV!" "{\pos(289,275)}(KYLE GROWLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS)" "{\pos(289,275)}MARGO:" "What is that?" "{\pos(289,275)}Wow!" "Look at that!" "{\pos(289,275)}That is cool!" "{\pos(289,275)}Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}I don't think he's a dentist." "{\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS)" "{\pos(289,275)}We've been working on this for a while." "{\pos(289,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum." "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I meant to close that." "He'll be all right, I'm sure." "{\pos(289,275)}Do the effects wear off?" "{\pos(289,275)}Uh, so far," "{\pos(289,275)}no." "No, they don't." "{\pos(289,275)}And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered." "{\pos(289,275)}(FARTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no." "{\pos(289,275)}I said "dart gun," not..." "Okay." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes." "'Cause I was wondering" "{\pos(289,275)}under what circumstances would we use this?" "{\pos(289,275)}But, anyway." "{\pos(289,275)}What I really wanted to show you was this." "{\pos(289,275)}Now those are cookie robots!" "{\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SINGING) La, la, la, la I love unicorns" "{\pos(289,275)}What are you doing here?" "I told you to stay in the kitchen!" "{\pos(289,275)}We got bored." "What is this place?" "{\pos(289,275)}Can I drink this?" "{\pos(289,275)}Do you want to explode?" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Get back in the kitchen!" "{\pos(289,275)}Will you play with us?" "No." "{\pos(289,275)}Why?" "Because I'm busy." "{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS) Doing what?" "{\pos(289,275)}Um... {\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay, you got me." "{\pos(289,275)}The dentist thing is more of a hobby." "{\pos(289,275)}In real life, I am a spy." "{\pos(289,275)}And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody," "{\pos(289,275)}because if you do..." "What does this do?" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey!" "Oops." "{\pos(289,275)}My unicorn!" "{\pos(289,275)}You have to fix it." "{\pos(289,275)}Fix it?" "Look, it has been disintegrated." "{\pos(289,275)}By definition, it cannot be fixed." "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(INHALES)" "{\pos(289,275)}That's freaking me out." "What is she doing?" "{\pos(289,275)}She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one." "{\pos(289,275)}It is just a toy." "Now stop it!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay!" "I'll fix it!" "{\pos(289,275)}Tim!" "Mark!" "Phil!" "{\pos(289,275)}This is very important." "{\pos(289,275)}You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy." "{\pos(289,275)}Eh?" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, hey, hey!" "A toy!" "{\pos(289,275)}Go, and hurry!" "{\pos(289,275)}What are those?" "{\pos(289,275)}They are my cousins." "{\pos(289,275)}Jerry!" "Stuart!" "{\pos(289,275)}Watch them, and keep them away from me, please." "{\pos(289,275)}ALL:" "Wow!" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(STUTTERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Ooh!" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}Hmm... {\pos(289,275)}(FEEDBACK)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SINGING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SINGING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(CRASHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}It was your cousin's idea." "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, bedtime." "{\pos(289,275)}GIRLS:" "Aw!" "{\pos(289,275)}Aw!" "Aw!" "{\pos(289,275)}Not you two!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Okey-dokey." "Beddie-bye." "All tucked in." "Sweet dreams." "{\pos(289,275)}Just so you know," "{\pos(289,275)}you're never gonna be my dad." "{\pos(289,275)}Hmm." "I think I can live with that." "{\pos(289,275)}Are these beds made out of bombs?" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up." "{\pos(289,275)}But try not to toss and turn." "{\pos(289,275)}Cool." "{\pos(289,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story?" "No." "{\pos(289,275)}But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story." "{\pos(289,275)}Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it?" "{\pos(289,275)}So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite." "{\pos(289,275)}Because there are literally thousands of them." "{\pos(289,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY) And there's probably something in your closet." "{\pos(289,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes." "{\pos(289,275)}(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}It's beautiful." "{\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Girls, let's go." "{\pos(289,275)}Time to deliver the cookies!" "{\pos(289,275)}Mmm." "Okay." "But first, we're going to dance class." "{\pos(289,275)}Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today." "{\pos(289,275)}Actually, we can't" "{\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING GRU) Skip the dance class today." "{\pos(289,275)}We have a big recital coming up." "{\pos(289,275)}We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake." "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake!" "{\pos(289,275)}That's fantastic." "Wonderful." "{\pos(289,275)}But we're going to deliver cookies!" "Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}No." "{\pos(289,275)}No?" "{\pos(289,275)}We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class." "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "Really?" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, I am not driving you to dance class." "{\pos(289,275)}So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves." "{\pos(289,275)}What are you doing?" "{\pos(289,275)}Walking to dance class." "{\pos(289,275)}Ya?" "Okay, fine." "{\pos(289,275)}You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you!" "{\pos(289,275)}MARGO:" "Okay." "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)" "{\pos(289,275)}You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Seriously, I'm going to count to three!" "{\pos(289,275)}And you had better be in this car!" "{\pos(289,275)}Here we go!" "One!" "Two!" "{\pos(289,275)}INSTRUCTOR:" "Three, four and five." "{\pos(289,275)}And lift, and stretch." "{\pos(289,275)}And one, and two... {\pos(289,275)}Here you go." "What is it?" "{\pos(289,275)}Your ticket to the dance recital." "You are coming, right?" "{\pos(289,275)}Of course, of course." "{\pos(289,275)}I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on." "{\pos(289,275)}Pinky promise?" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes." "My pinky promises." "{\pos(289,275)}All right." "Our first customer is a man named Vector." "{\pos(289,275)}But he's a V." "{\pos(289,275)}You know, we're supposed to start with the A's." "{\pos(289,275)}Then we go to the B's." "Then we... {\pos(289,275)}Yes, yes!" "I went to kindergarten." "{\pos(289,275)}I know how the alphabet works!" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}I was just thinking" "{\pos(289,275)}that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first." "{\pos(289,275)}That is all." "{\pos(289,275)}Almost over." "It's almost over." "{\pos(289,275)}Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude!" "(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Do you have my cookies for me?" "{\pos(289,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes," "{\pos(289,275)}two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties." "{\pos(289,275)}Exactly." "I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies." "{\pos(289,275)}Not likely." "{\pos(289,275)}Name one person who ordered more cookies than me." "{\pos(289,275)}That'll be $52." "{\pos(289,275)}Right." "{\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine... {\pos(289,275)}Tic Tacs!" "Where was I?" "{\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine... {\pos(289,275)}Why are you wearing pajamas?" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas!" "This is a warm-up suit." "{\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}What are you warming up for?" "Stuff." "{\pos(289,275)}What sort of stuff?" "{\pos(289,275)}Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand." "{\pos(289,275)}Like sleeping?" "{\pos(289,275)}They are not pajamas!" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones." "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Bye!" "{\pos(289,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES)" "{\pos(289,275)}(CRACKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)" "{\pos(289,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY) Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) What the... {\pos(289,275)}Quiet down, fish!" "{\pos(289,275)}Down, boy!" "{\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}We did it!" "Come on, girls, let's go!" "{\pos(289,275)}But what about the other people who ordered cookies?" "{\pos(289,275)}Life is full of disappointments" "{\pos(289,275)}for some people." "(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING) (EXCLAIMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't do that!" "{\pos(289,275)}Super Silly Fun Land!" "Can we go?" "Please?" "{\pos(289,275)}No." "{\pos(289,275)}But we've never been." "And it's the funnest place on earth!" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't care." "{\pos(289,275)}Please?" "Please?" "{\pos(289,275)}We'll never ask for anything else, ever again!" "{\pos(289,275)}Pretty please?" "Please?" "{\pos(289,275)}Come on!" "Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}Light bulb." "{\pos(289,275)}Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, have fun." "{\pos(289,275)}Sorry, dude." "They can't ride without an adult." "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(RETCHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh!" "{\pos(289,275)}Look at that fluffy unicorn!" "{\pos(289,275)}He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" "{\pos(289,275)}You've gotta let us play for it!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no." "{\pos(289,275)}Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}How much for the fluffy unicorn?" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, it is not for sale." "{\pos(289,275)}But all you gotta do to win it" "{\pos(289,275)}is knock down that little spaceship there." "{\pos(289,275)}It's easy!" "{\pos(289,275)}Yay!" "{\pos(289,275)}Again!" "{\pos(289,275)}Wait!" "Come on." "One more time!" "{\pos(289,275)}Just one more." "{\pos(289,275)}I accidentally closed my eyes." "{\pos(289,275)}I hit it!" "I hit it!" "That was cool." "{\pos(289,275)}Aw!" "{\pos(289,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What was that?" "{\pos(289,275)}She hit that." "I saw that with my own eyes." "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, buddy, let me explain something to you." "{\pos(289,275)}You see that little tin spaceship?" "{\pos(289,275)}You see how it's not knocked over?" "{\pos(289,275)}Do you know what that means, professor?" "{\pos(289,275)}It means you don't get the unicorn!" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "Uh-oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}Somebody's got a frowny face." "{\pos(289,275)}Boo!" "Better luck next time!" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, my turn." "{\pos(289,275)}Knocked over!" "{\pos(289,275)}It's so fluffy!" "{\pos(289,275)}Yeah!" "{\pos(289,275)}That was awesome!" "{\pos(289,275)}You blew up the whole thing!" "{\pos(289,275)}Let's go." "Let's try another game!" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word?" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, go play." "{\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray!" "{\pos(289,275)}Cotton candy!" "{\pos(289,275)}We have 12 days until the moon is in optimum position." "{\pos(289,275)}We can't afford any distractions!" "{\pos(289,275)}Get me Perkins." "{\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha!" "{\pos(289,275)}Sorry to bother you, Mr. Perkins," "{\pos(289,275)}but I figured that you would want to see this!" "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "{\pos(289,275)}Well done, Gru." "(SQUEAKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Rather impressive." "{\pos(289,275)}Now, the rest of the plan is simple." "{\pos(289,275)}I fly to the moon." "I shrink the moon." "{\pos(289,275)}I grab the moon." "I sit on the toilet." "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "(GIRLS LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Sorry." "Sorry!" "{\pos(289,275)}Could you excuse me for just one second?" "{\pos(289,275)}I told you not to touch my things." "{\pos(289,275)}I told you, I told you." "I've told you a thousand times." "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, can we order pizza?" "{\pos(289,275)}Pizza?" "You just had lunch." "{\pos(289,275)}Not now, for dinner." "{\pos(289,275)}Dinner?" "{\pos(289,275)}Just..." "Fine, fine, fine, whatever." "Just get back in there!" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "Can we get stuffed crust?" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Stuffed crust!" "Stuffed crust!" "{\pos(289,275)}I'll stuff you all in the crust!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GIGGLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}You're funny!" "{\pos(289,275)}Just don't come out of that room again!" "{\pos(289,275)}All right." "{\pos(289,275)}Sorry about that." "Where were we?" "{\pos(289,275)}You were sitting on the toilet." "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "No, I'm sorry." "It was a little attempt at humor." "{\pos(289,275)}I know how much you like to laugh" "{\pos(289,275)}inside." "Now, I was saying... {\pos(289,275)}(DOOR CREAKING OPEN)" "{\pos(289,275)}You don't seem terribly focused, Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}Believe me, I am completely focused." "{\pos(289,275)}Hello!" "Whoa!" "What?" "{\pos(289,275)}That guy is huge!" "{\pos(289,275)}Are we on TV?" "What are those?" "Children?" "{\pos(289,275)}What are you doing?" "I told you to stay out of here!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}Freeze ray!" "{\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru?" "{\pos(289,275)}(GRU EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay." "{\pos(289,275)}As I was saying... {\pos(289,275)}No need to continue." "I've seen quite enough." "{\pos(289,275)}But my plan... {\pos(289,275)}Is a great plan." "{\pos(289,275)}I love everything about your plan, except for one thing." "{\pos(289,275)}You." "{\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon!" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket out of macaroni!" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}Look, Mom, I made a real rocket" "{\pos(289,275)}based on the macaroni prototype!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS INDIFFERENTLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}I don't understand." "{\pos(289,275)}Let's face reality, Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}You've been at this for far too long with far too little success." "{\pos(289,275)}We're gonna put our faith, our money, into a... {\pos(289,275)}Well, a younger villain." "{\pos(289,275)}But I... {\pos(289,275)}It's over." "Goodbye, Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Now, I know there have been some rumors going around" "{\pos(289,275)}that the bank is no longer funding us." "{\pos(289,275)}Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest." "{\pos(289,275)}They are true." "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL GASP) Uh-oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}In terms of money," "{\pos(289,275)}we have no money." "{\pos(289,275)}So how will we get to the moon?" "{\pos(289,275)}The answer is clear." "{\pos(289,275)}We won't." "{\pos(289,275)}(SOBBING)" "{\pos(289,275)}We are doomed." "{\pos(289,275)}Now would probably be a good time" "{\pos(289,275)}to look for other employment options." "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL GASP)" "{\pos(289,275)}I know." "{\pos(289,275)}I have fired up my resume as I suggest that all of you do, as well." "{\pos(289,275)}What is it?" "{\pos(289,275)}Can't you see that I am in the middle of a pep talk?" "{\pos(289,275)}(MINION EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes!" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, we will build our own rocket" "{\pos(289,275)}using this and whatever else we can find!" "{\pos(289,275)}Grab everything!" "Hit the junkyards!" "Take apart the cars!" "{\pos(289,275)}Who needs the bank?" "{\pos(289,275)}Let's go." "Let's go!" "{\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS) Mom!" "What are you doing here?" "{\pos(289,275)}And here he is in the bathtub." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "Look at his little buns." "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Mom." "{\pos(289,275)}Not cool." "{\pos(289,275)}And here, he's all dressed up in his Sunday best." "{\pos(289,275)}He looks like a girl!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES) Yes, he does." "An ugly girl!" "{\pos(289,275)}(WHOOPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SNARLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}You're funny!" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes!" "Mine's shaped like a dead guy!" "{\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS GIGGLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}RECEPTIONIST:" "Mr. Perkins, your son is here." "{\pos(289,275)}Send him in." "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, Dad." "{\pos(289,275)}You wanted to see me?" "{\pos(289,275)}Yes, I did, Victor." "{\pos(289,275)}I am not Victor anymore." "{\pos(289,275)}Victor was my nerd name." "Now I am Vector!" "{\pos(289,275)}Sit down!" "{\pos(289,275)}Do you know where the shrink ray is?" "{\pos(289,275)}Duh!" "Back at my place." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, is that right?" "Back at your place?" "Oh, that's cool." "{\pos(289,275)}I guess Gru must just have one that looks exactly like it!" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "What the..." "Those girls sold me cookies!" "{\pos(289,275)}Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be?" "{\pos(289,275)}I give you the opportunity of a lifetime," "{\pos(289,275)}and you just blow it!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, I didn't." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, really?" "{\pos(289,275)}You just wait until Gru sees my latest weapon." "{\pos(289,275)}Squid-launcher!" "Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(289,275)}MAN: (SCREAMS) There's a squid on my face!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't worry." "{\pos(289,275)}The moon is as good as ours." "{\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING) (LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Come on now, it's bedtime." "{\pos(289,275)}Did you brush your teeth?" "Let me smell." "Let me smell." "{\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES)" "{\pos(289,275)}You did not!" "{\pos(289,275)}Put on your PJs." "Hold still." "Okay, seriously!" "Seriously!" "{\pos(289,275)}This is beddie-bye time, right now." "{\pos(289,275)}I'm not kidding around." "I mean it!" "{\pos(289,275)}But we're not tired!" "{\pos(289,275)}Well, I am tired." "{\pos(289,275)}Will you read us a bedtime story?" "{\pos(289,275)}No." "{\pos(289,275)}Pretty please!" "{\pos(289,275)}The physical appearance of the "please" makes no difference." "{\pos(289,275)}It is still no, so go to sleep." "{\pos(289,275)}But we can't." "We're all hyper!" "{\pos(289,275)}And without a bedtime story, we'll just keep getting up and bugging you." "{\pos(289,275)}All night long." "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS) Fine." "{\pos(289,275)}All right, all right." "Sleepy Kittens." "{\pos(289,275)}Sleepy Kittens?" "{\pos(289,275)}What are these?" "AGNES:" "Puppets." "{\pos(289,275)}You use them when you tell the story." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, let's get this over with." "{\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens loved to play," "{\pos(289,275)}"they had fun in the sun all day." "{\pos(289,275)}"Then their mother came out and said," "{\pos(289,275)}"'Time for kittens to go to bed."'" "{\pos(289,275)}Wow!" "This is garbage." "You actually like this?" "{\pos(289,275)}Keep reading!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Come on!" "All right, all right, all right." "{\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens started to bawl," "{\pos(289,275)}"'Mommy, we're not tired at all.'" "{\pos(289,275)}"Their mother smiled and said with a purr," "{\pos(289,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should brush your fur."'" "{\pos(289,275)}Now you brush the fur." "{\pos(289,275)}This is literature?" "{\pos(289,275)}A 2-year-old could have written this." "All right." "{\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens with fur all brushed" "{\pos(289,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed!" "'" "{\pos(289,275)}"Their mother replied, with a voice like silk," "{\pos(289,275)}"'Fine, but at least you should drink your milk."'" "{\pos(289,275)}Now make them drink the milk." "{\pos(289,275)}I don't like this book." "This is going on forever." "{\pos(289,275)}"Three little kittens, with milk all gone," "{\pos(289,275)}"rubbed their eyes and started to yawn." "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(YAWNS)" "{\pos(289,275)}"'We can't sleep, we can't even try.'" "{\pos(289,275)}"Then their mother sang a lullaby." "{\pos(289,275)}"'Good night kittens, close your eyes." "{\pos(289,275)}"Sleep in peace until you rise." "{\pos(289,275)}"'Though while you sleep, we are apart," "{\pos(289,275)}"'your mommy loves you with all her heart."'" "{\pos(289,275)}The end." "Okay, good night." "{\pos(289,275)}Wait!" "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "{\pos(289,275)}What about good night kisses?" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no." "There will be no kissing or hugging or kissing." "{\pos(289,275)}He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes." "{\pos(289,275)}I like him." "He's nice." "{\pos(289,275)}But scary." "{\pos(289,275)}Like Santa!" "{\pos(289,275)}Only 48 hours till the launch, and all systems are go." "{\pos(289,275)}Uh..." "About that," "{\pos(289,275)}I was thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist." "{\pos(289,275)}Please tell me this is not as a result" "{\pos(289,275)}of the girls' dance recital, is it?" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}The recital?" "Don't..." "That's stupid!" "{\pos(289,275)}I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday." "{\pos(289,275)}I was thinking, maybe a heist is a Tuesday thing, right?" "{\pos(289,275)}Gru, you and I have been working on this for years." "{\pos(289,275)}It's everything we've dreamed of." "{\pos(289,275)}Your chance to make history," "{\pos(289,275)}become the man who stole the moon!" "{\pos(289,275)}But these girls are becoming a major distraction!" "{\pos(289,275)}They need to go." "{\pos(289,275)}If you don't do something about it, then I will." "{\pos(289,275)}I understand." "{\pos(289,275)}Good." "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Butt." "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Butt." "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Butt." "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "All right." "Now, when we put our cups together," "{\pos(289,275)}we will make the "clink" sound with our mouths." "{\pos(289,275)}Ready?" "Edith?" "{\pos(289,275)}Clink." "Clink." "{\pos(289,275)}There we go." "And now we drink." "{\pos(289,275)}And Agnes?" "{\pos(289,275)}Clink." "Clink." "{\pos(289,275)}Very good!" "(DOORBELL CHIMES)" "{\pos(289,275)}Excuse me, girls." "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL GROAN) Come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back." "Keep clinking." "{\pos(289,275)}AGNES:" "Clink, clink." "JERRY:" "Clink, clink." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}Miss Hattie, what are you doing here?" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm here for the girls." "I received a call" "{\pos(289,275)}that you wanted to return them." "{\pos(289,275)}And also, I did purchase a Spanish dictionary." "{\pos(289,275)}I didn't like what you said." "{\pos(289,275)}But..." "(CLEARING THROAT)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "{\pos(289,275)}I will get the girls ready." "{\pos(289,275)}Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us." "{\pos(289,275)}All right, girls." "Come on, let's go." "{\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru." "Thanks for everything." "{\pos(289,275)}I did it for your own good." "{\pos(289,275)}Come on, let's go get that moon." "{\pos(289,275)}Right." "{\pos(289,275)}(MINIONS CRYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}What is this for?" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}The recital?" "{\pos(289,275)}I am the greatest criminal mind of the century." "{\pos(289,275)}I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!" "{\pos(289,275)}Opening launch bay doors." "Commencing launch sequence." "{\pos(289,275)}And we are good to go in T minus 10 seconds." "{\pos(289,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven," "{\pos(289,275)}six... {\pos(289,275)}(RUMBLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah!" "{\pos(289,275)}Nice work, Doctor." "All systems go." "{\pos(289,275)}Boo-ya!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}My flight suit." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah!" "Once again, the mighty... {\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}ALL:" "Whoa!" "{\pos(289,275)}(HOWLING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha!" "{\pos(289,275)}I've got it!" "{\pos(289,275)}I've got the moon!" "{\pos(289,275)}I've got the moon!" "{\pos(289,275)}I can make it!" "{\pos(289,275)}Wait a minute!" "{\pos(289,275)}Kevin!" "{\pos(289,275)}Come on, come on!" "{\pos(289,275)}He's still not here." "{\pos(289,275)}Why would he come?" "He gave us up." "{\pos(289,275)}But he pinky promised!" "{\pos(289,275)}Girls, girls, places!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, we can't start yet!" "We're still expecting someone." "{\pos(289,275)}Can we just wait a few more minutes?" "{\pos(289,275)}All right." "But just a few more minutes." "{\pos(289,275)}He's not coming, guys." "{\pos(289,275)}Gru!" "Gru, can you hear me?" "{\pos(289,275)}Quick, we have to warn him, and fast!" "(ENGINE REVVING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, okay." "There's the library." "{\pos(289,275)}That's Third Street." "The dance studio... {\pos(289,275)}There!" "There!" "There it is!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Sorry, buddy." "Show's over." "{\pos(289,275)}Over?" "{\pos(289,275)}Vector, open up!" "{\pos(289,275)}First give me the moon." "Then we'll talk." "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLES)" "{\pos(289,275)}AGNES:" "Mr. Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal." "{\pos(289,275)}Now, the girls." "{\pos(289,275)}Actually, I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer." "{\pos(289,275)}No!" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yeah!" "Unpredictable!" "{\pos(289,275)}Listen close, you little punk." "{\pos(289,275)}When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain!" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm really scared!" "{\pos(289,275)}He is gonna kick your butt." "{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS)" "{\pos(289,275)}What?" "He punched my shark!" "{\pos(289,275)}Ha!" "There he is!" "{\pos(289,275)}Hang on, Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Ow?" "{\pos(289,275)}Vector has the girls." "Go!" "{\pos(289,275)}What happened to the ship?" "It's big again!" "{\pos(289,275)}Not as big as the moon is going to be!" "What?" "{\pos(289,275)}The larger the mass of an object," "{\pos(289,275)}the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off!" "{\pos(289,275)}I call it the Nefario Principle." "{\pos(289,275)}I just came up with it now, actually." "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Did you see that?" "{\pos(289,275)}Vector!" "Help!" "Vector!" "{\pos(289,275)}Over here!" "Hey!" "{\pos(289,275)}What are you girls doing back there?" "{\pos(289,275)}The moon!" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Ouch!" "{\pos(289,275)}Watch out!" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}GRU:" "Get as close in as you can." "{\pos(289,275)}You got it." "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru, up here!" "{\pos(289,275)}Mr. Gru!" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls!" "Girls!" "{\pos(289,275)}You're going to have to jump." "EDITH:" "Jump?" "{\pos(289,275)}Are you insane?" "{\pos(289,275)}Don't worry, I will catch you." "{\pos(289,275)}You gave us back!" "{\pos(289,275)}I know, I know." "And it is the worst mistake I ever made." "{\pos(289,275)}But you have to jump now." "{\pos(289,275)}It'll be okay." "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls." "{\pos(289,275)}Jump now!" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Margo, I will catch you." "{\pos(289,275)}And I will never let you go again." "{\pos(289,275)}Not so fast!" "No!" "{\pos(289,275)}Let me go!" "(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Margo!" "{\pos(289,275)}Whoa!" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm coming, Margo." "Hang on!" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}I got you." "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}No!" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXPLOSION)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, poop." "{\pos(289,275)}This time, good triumphs," "{\pos(289,275)}and the moon has been returned" "{\pos(289,275)}to its rightful place in the sky." "{\pos(289,275)}But once again, law enforcement is baffled, leaving everyone to wonder," "{\pos(289,275)}who is this mysterious hero?" "{\pos(289,275)}And what will he do next?" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls." "Time for bed." "{\pos(289,275)}Come on!" "We want a story." "{\pos(289,275)}Three sleepy kittens!" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, no!" "Sorry." "That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously." "{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Tonight we are going to read a new book." "{\pos(289,275)}This one is called" "{\pos(289,275)}One Big Unicorn by..." "Who wrote this?" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh!" "Me!" "I wrote it." "Look, it's a puppet book!" "{\pos(289,275)}Here, watch this." "{\pos(289,275)}That's the horn!" "{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}This is gonna be the best book ever!" "{\pos(289,275)}Not to pat myself on the back," "{\pos(289,275)}but, yes, it probably will be." "{\pos(289,275)}Here we go." "{\pos(289,275)}"One big unicorn, strong and free" "{\pos(289,275)}"thought he was happy as he could be." "{\pos(289,275)}"Then three little kittens came around" "{\pos(289,275)}"and turned his whole life upside down."" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, that one looks like me!" "{\pos(289,275)}No, what are you talking about?" "These are kittens!" "{\pos(289,275)}Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental." "{\pos(289,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}"He never should have said goodbye." "{\pos(289,275)}"And now he knows he could never part" "{\pos(289,275)}"from those three little kittens" "{\pos(289,275)}"that changed his heart." "{\pos(289,275)}"The end."" "{\pos(289,275)}Okay, all right." "Good night." "{\pos(289,275)}I love you." "{\pos(289,275)}I love you, too." "{\pos(289,275)}(CLEARS THROAT)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)" "{\pos(289,275)}All right." "{\pos(289,275)}Didn't I get you already?" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "{\pos(289,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}They're very good!" "{\pos(289,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son." "{\pos(289,275)}You've turned out to be a great parent!" "{\pos(289,275)}Just like me." "{\pos(289,275)}Maybe even better." "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(ALL CHEERING)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, I'm fine." "Go ahead." "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}(MOANS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hey, Carl!" "Hey." "{\pos(289,275)}Hmm?" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no." "{\pos(289,275)}BOTH:" "Me, me, me." "{\pos(289,275)}John?" "{\pos(289,275)}No, no." "Me, me, me." "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no!" "{\pos(289,275)}Stop!" "Stop!" "{\pos(289,275)}(CARL GROANING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}Huh?" "(SCREAMING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT)" "{\pos(289,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "{\pos(289,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING)" "{\pos(289,275)}Hello, I am Gru." "{\pos(289,275)}Back to work, back to work!" "Back to..." "{\pos(289,275)}(CHUCKLING)"