"BLUE CRUSH (2002)" "Subtitles ripped by Erkki Härö" "[Girl] I wanna be the best surfer in the world." "[Child Giggles]" "[Child] I'm gonna be the best surfer in the world, not you." "[Man] She's just slotted in there." "Look at that wave." "Anne Marie Chadwick getting the best wave of the day." "[Man] Anne Marie..." "[Screaming]" "[Exhaling]" "[Dialing]" "[Ringing]" "[Man's Voice] Hey, howzit, wave riders." "It's hump day, Wednesday, February 3." "Waves are averaging 14 feet in 18 seconds." "So there's definitely some size out there in the water, and it's moving our way." "There's a little bit of morning sickness out right now, but it should clean up as the winds pick up..." "[Dialing]" "[Phone Ringing]" "[Man] It's flat." "Yeah, right." "I'm looking at it." "Anne Marie?" "What's up,J.J.?" "Tell Eden she's a hottie." "Hook me up." "Tell her yourself." "How's Pipe looking?" "Ho!" "It's going off." "It's at least double overhead." " You better get down here." " Okay." "Thanks, J.J." "Pen." "Pen, come on." "Get up." "Pen." "Get up." "It's double overhead." "# Could you be loved #" "# And be loved # Lena." "Hey, Lena." "What?" "It's double overhead." " What?" " # Could you be loved #" "# And be loved #" "##[Continues] How's it coming?" "I can't get the rails right." "They're too pinched." "You wanna get wet?" "I got to glass before work." "It's perfect Pipe." "For real?" "For real." " Move it." " Yeah, move it." " Move." "Let's go." " Let's do it." "Okay, got my noodles." "Let's go." "##[Continues]" "[Woman] Turn it up." "# Could you be loved #" " Whoo!" " # And be loved #" "[Lena] It's going off!" "# Could you be loved #" "# And be loved #" "##[Continues]" "What's up, bro?" "Great." "The Rat Pack's here." "Hey, what's up, guys?" "Hey, Rico, what's up?" "Hey, girls." "We should have been here an hour ago." "If you would have gotten moving, we would have been." "We're all right." "What's up, Tamayo?" "Hey, how's it, girls?" "How is it out there?" "Oh, it's pretty nuts." "Broke my board." "It's pretty heavy out there." "Your girl got her head on straight this time?" "Does she?" "You know it." "[Shouting, Whooping]" " Oh, look who's here." " What are you girls doing here?" "We came to surf Pipe." "Why don't you check out girlie bowls?" "Why don't you crawl back into the cave you came from?" "Why don't I knock you in the head, drag you in there with me?" "Huh?" "I like girls that are rough and soft inside." "I'm gonna have to marry you, girl." "Let her go." "Seriously, let her go." "We're out of here." "Okay." "What's this I hear about you surfing the Pipe Masters?" "It's a surfing contest, not a drowning contest." "Hey, stop hassling my girl." "She's gonna dominate." "Let's see it." "I don't mind girls that can charge Pipe." "Chick thinks she can charge Pipe." "That's cool." "You think you can surf it for real?" "I dated you, Drew." "I guess I can do anything, huh?" "I'll get my boys out there." "We'll block every wave you want." "No matter how big it is, we want you on it." "Let's see what's gonna happen." " Let's do it." " Don't talk bubbles to me." "Lets see it." "##[Rock]" "So meet us at the shower at 7:45?" "Okay." "And stay on the inside." "Be careful, Pen." "Okay." "All right." "[Shouting, Whooping]" "[Anne Marie] Oh." "Looks like the reef's breaking down." "Oh, he got shut down." "It's heavy out there." "It's fierce." "Ohh.!" "[Lena] Oh, he hit the reef." "That's gotta hurt." "I think we should start at the sandbar and work our way over." "I won't argue with that." "##[Rap]" "# Now we all know summertime is a bummer with no duckets #" "# Honeys want money Exposed like their tummy is #" "# The one time you can just sit right there #" "# No way you can't feel it #" "# They're coming up skimpy with the coverup #" "# I got a long joint for ya MBug cover song #" "# Do what summer does and # # Shine #" "# Bright like the view of the sky inside the pipeline #" "# It's a cruel, cruel summer # # It's a cruel #" "# Leaving me here on my own #" "# It's a cruel, cruel summer # # It's a cruel #" " # Now you've gone #" " Yeah!" "Go, Lena!" "# So we're walking across the beach Bumpin' MBug tunes #" "# When we spot three lovely jewels, sweet ladies having a bad day #" "# They looked at me with sad faces Every day they'd say to me #" "# Hot summer streets and the pavements are burning #" "# I sit around #" "# I said you got to be kidding baby, summer is thejoint Whatcha thinking #" "# Trying to smile, but the air is so heavy and dry #" "# I don't give a f..." "Need a new rush #" "# Let me get a hold and slap back with the new stuff #" "# Strange voices are saying # # Strange voices #" "# What did they say Things I can't understand # # What did I say #" "# Tough luck # # It's too close for comfort #" "# This heat has got right out ofhand #" "# So the Bleste grabbed 'em dragged 'em to the sea splashed 'em in #" "# And that's it # # It's a cruel, cruel summer #" "# Now you've gone ##" "I want to get a boat so we can go around the island and get some killer secret spots." "Guaranteed." "There's so many." "Oh, God, I know." "Hey!" "What's this horseshit on the sandbar crap?" "You're not gonna win the Masters surfing the sandbar." "Talking this crap on the beach." ""I dated you, Drew." "I can do anything."" "This isn't Pipe." "Pipe's over there." "Let's go." "The Pipe's over there." "The boys are gonna block for you." "Let's do this." "Let's go." "Come on." "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Let's go, man." "Actions speak louder than words." "Oh, that's the view I remember." "What, the one of me leaving?" "It's my favorite too." "[Drew] Come on, pick it up." "Like that wave, huh?" "Next one's yours." "Welcome to the arena, girl." "Let's get you into something big." "[Man] What's up, Anne Marie?" "Where you been?" "Thought you were behind us." "Today's your big day." "Let's do it." "[Drew] Hey, everybody, this is my girl, Anne Marie." "She's with the boys." "She's gonna get some waves." "Any of you get in her way, you're gonna deal with me." "Here we go." "Paddle.!" "Paddle.!" "Come on.!" "Move.!" "Watch out.!" "Watch out.!" "Spring girl's wave." "Hit it.!" "Come on!" "Paddle in!" " Come on!" " Paddle.!" "Paddle.!" "Paddle.!" "What the hell is that?" " God.!" "You ain't even paddling." " Girls can't surf Pipe." "What the hell was that?" "What the hell is she afraid of?" "[Chattering]" " This ain't a beauty pageant." " Oh, if you do that again, you're barred." "Come on, Anne Marie, you got to do it this time." "No fooling around." "Let's do it." "This one's yours right here." "Don't blow it." "Or I ain't gonna help you anymore." "Come on." "Paddle, paddle.!" "This one's yours, Anne Marie.!" "Go.!" "Go.!" "[Man] Yeah, yeah, yeah.!" "Ohh!" "[Eden] You were in the perfect spot." "You were right where you needed to be." "[Lena] Whatever." "That thing was a beast." "Just dropped out." "[Penny] How big was it?" "[Lena] It was solid." "It was, like, triple overhead." "She totally had it." "Yeah." "She just needed to paddle a little harder." "[Lena] I don't know." "[Eden] It's all in your head." "It's all up here." "If you just would have committed, you could have made that wave." "Whatever." "At least she went." "That wave was huge." " I would have never gone." " [Eden] She was perfectly positioned." "If she had the balls to charge..." "[Penny] Why does the sun rise in the east?" "What?" "Why does the sun rise in the east?" "Because it sets in the west." "Because that's the way the Earth rotates." "Do you remember that Superman episode... where he was, like, spinning around the Earth backwards... trying to rotate it in the other direction?" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "To bring back time?" " I thought you finished." " I did." "I'm just checking it." " It doesn't look like you're finished." " Geez." "Stop picking on her." "She's getting it done now." "[Anne Marie] We're on our way to school." "She should have it done." " She's just checking it." " I did it last night." "I'm checking it." "[Anne Marie] Penny.!" "Penny.!" "What?" "Flippers." " No ditching." " Okay." " It sucks to be you." " Yeah, it does." "Someone's got to go to college, honey." "Not me." "Oh, shoot!" "It's Mr. Pakui." "[Eden] Remember how he had pee stains all the time?" "[Lena] Looks like he learned how to shake right." "Hi, Mr. Pakui." "Anne Marie, This is the eighth time... your sister's been tardy in the last month." "I know." "Traffic..." "If you think surfing is more important than school, we got to make other arrangements." "You know what, Mr. Pakui, The only other arrangement I can think of is my mother." "And she just so happens to be with her latest meal ticket in Vegas... who apparently isn't so cool with the kid's menu, you know what I mean?" "So right now, this is the best arrangement I can do." "You know, Penny's a smart girl." "Yeah, she is." "Just like her sister was." "Is." "Present tense." "I learned that much while I was here." "You better watch it, girl." "I'm doing the best I can do." "That's all I can say." "You can do better." "All right." "God!" "Like, he's so ripping in that aloha shirt anyway." "I thought he was hot." "You did kind of peak in seventh grade." "Shut up, Lena." "Sexually, she means." "What is this, like, bag on Anne Marie?" "Whoo!" "[Beeping]" "Seventeen fifty-three." "That's kama'aina price?" "No kama'aina for candy." "Ohh." "Come on, Leilani, it's breakfast." "Yeah." "Breakfast?" "Right." "Sorry, girls. $17.53." "This has corn syrup in it." "It's a vegetable." "It's nutritional." "No." "It has sugar." "It turns into fat." "And fat comes out like me." "Okay?" "So, $17.53." "All right, I've got five." " How much do you have?" " I got some cash." " Hold on, I got, like..." " What is this?" "I don't know, like 70, 60..." "That's pathetic." "What is that?" "I didn't say I had a lot." "I said I had some." "[Anne Marie] What happened to the five bucks I gave you yesterday?" "I bought food for Sammi." "It's not even our dog." "Dog's gotta eat." "So do I. I'm hungry." " Eat the rest of this Twinkie." " I don't want it." "I want breakfast." " Twinkie is breakfast." " ##[Rap]" "It's Keala Kennelly." "She's living the life." "Must be here for the contest." "Check thosejet skis out." " So fine." " All right, let's fill these bad boys." "Let's get on it." "It's gonna be a busy day." "She's with her Billabong sponsor." "Introduce yourself." "No." "Why not?" "It's not weird." "Because it's weird." "Yes." "No." " Hi." "Can we have your autograph?" " Yeah, sure." "I'll get you a pen." "Thanks." "Hey, I remember this shot." "[Lena] What a life." "She gets a grand every time she's in a magazine." "Five grand every time she's on the cover." " You surf?" " Yeah." "She gets free clothes, boards, watches, sunglasses." "The girl doesn't have to open her wallet." "[Eden] You score one good wave at Pipe Masters... and you'll get sponsored just like her." "You'll get flown all around the world." "Surf Indo, Australia, Tahiti, you name it." "Surf the world, baby." "And you'll get paid to surf uncrowded, perfect waves." "We'll see you at the contest." "Okay." "Thanks a lot." "[Eden] All you need to do is get noticed." " Surfer girls." " Local girls." "You know you're just as good as her." "We gotta go to work, guys." "We're gonna be late, again." "[Echoes] # Come on #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far # [Tires Screeching]" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# Get your thing Get it on #" "Girls, you're late." "I know." "Sorry." " # Get your thing Get it on, superstar # - [Beeps]" "# Oh, no # Sorry." "# Superstar #" "# Get your thing Get it on, superstar #" "As a reminder, our Pro Bowl guests are arriving today." "They are V.I.P. returning guests and deserve the highest level of service." "You must remember we depend on our guests... for the survival of our business." "##[Continues]" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# Take you from wherever to wherever you are #" "# I can't stand to be held back #" "# All the ladies all got my best #" "# All the ladies and a superstar #" "It's like this one packed for Vegas and landed in Hawaii instead." " I'm putting it on." " # All the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "# I could lead the whole set but never go too far #" "# It's a jam for the ladies and a superstar #" "Guys, guys, it's up, it's up." "Look, Anne Marie Chadwick." "Look at the picture." "Shit." ""A wild card entry." "This North Shore local first gained notice when she dominated in thejunior NSSA. "" "You dominated." "No." "Wait." "You're wearing my bathing suit bottoms." ""She dropped out of the competitive circuit after a near-drowning incident."" " Yeah, they love bringing that up, huh?" " That was three years ago." "It's over with." "You're gonna go pro, and you're gonna win this thing." " I want to be on the Internet." "Oh, crap!" " [Knocking]" " Oh, my God." " [Woman] Hello?" "Is somebody in there?" "Be there..." "I'm stuck." " Put your shoes on." " Help me, I'm stuck." " Help me." "Ow!" "Ow!" " Hello?" "Anyone in there?" " Where's my dress?" " Will you open this door?" " One second." "Be right with you." " Shoes." " [Knocking]" " Open this door right now." "I'm not fooling around." " Oh, my shoes." " Why was this door locked?" "I'm sorry." "It gets stuck." "Maintenance will come up and look at it any second." " What's going on in here?" " Just cleaning up." "We're picking up the clothes." "What happened to all the clothes that was on the floor?" "We fold them up and put them on the bed." "I left the clothes on the floor so that you would know they need to be dry-cleaned." "That's actually why we had the dry-cleaning bags for that specific purpose." "Then why don't you put them in the bag?" "No problem." "That's a cute top." "Like, I need for you guys to put all of my crusty clothes inside of the bag." "What about the bags in her boobs?" "Her boobs are as big as my head." "And I have one big head." "[Chattering]" "[Eden] Excuse us." "[Chattering Continues] Don't mind us." " Football players." " Excuse us." " It's all right." "What?" "[Chattering, Laughing]" "Paddle, paddle, paddle." "Look at that." "They're beautiful." "All right, next time, you're paddling." "How about you take a sweet, luscious run right about now?" "Oh, yeah, I don't think so." "You can go for it though." "You're the one in training, not me." "Do you smell that?" "Beer's gone." "Oh, damn it." "Penny?" "Pen!" "Pen?" "Penny?" "Frickin' pain in my royal ass!" "God!" "##[Rock]" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Stop it." "Stop." "Let go." "Let go." "You too good for us?" "Penny." "Penny, get up." "Get up." "We're going home." " I'm not going with you." " It's not a request." "Go away." "Leave me alone." " Get up." "Penny, get up." " Leave me alone." " Get out of my face." " I'm not kidding." " Stop." " Penny!" " Stop!" "Leave me alone!" "Get off me!" "You're such a bitch!" "Get off me!" " Why can't you leave me alone?" " 'Cause I'm all you have." " I'm all you have." " I don't want you!" "I don't care!" "You're the one who made Mom leave!" "You were screwing up all the time!" "You know what, fine." "Fine." "Chill out." " We're over this." "Turn the music up." " You all right?" "##[Music Playing Louder]" "[Vehicle Approaching, Brakes Squeaking]" "[Vehicle Door Opening, Closing]" "[Penny] Thanks for the ride." "[Vehicle Driving Off]" "[Door Opening, Closing]" "[Anne Marie] I shouldjust send her to military school." "[Eden] Shave her head." "That ought to send a message." "You guys are such hypocrites." "We totally partied at her age." "We did not." "We were not 14." "More like 12." "Whose fault is that?" "You guys were supposed to be my examples." "What?" "Oh, please?" "Like we forced you during freshman year to climb the rain gutter at the Volcom house... and steal their rum." "Oh, shit." "I don't remember that." "Don't worry about it." "We turned out fine, right?" "Housekeeping." "Housekeeping." "Oh, shit!" "Ohh!" "Aw, that reeks." "What is that?" "What is that smell?" "I'm not..." "I'm not doing this." " What is that smell?" " Freakin' nasty, that's what it is." " It reeks in this room." " This royally sucks." " Oh, my God." " All right." "Let's just get started." "Oh, sick.!" "What?" "Ohh.!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "That..." " I'm not cleaning that up." " We have to do it." " I'm not cleaning it." " We got to get it done." " It's so sick." "No-neck pigs." "Ohh!" "Help me make the bed, Lena." "Football players are so nasty." "I don't even know where to start." "They think they can do anything." "This is ridiculous." "Oh, sick!" " What?" " Get it off, Anne Marie!" "It's stuck!" "It's not coming off!" " What is it?" " It's a condom." " Grab it!" "It's stuck!" " No, don't touch it.!" "Get it off!" "Get it off!" "Get it off." " Anne Marie, get it off!" " Put some gloves on." " Oh, get it off!" " Just relax." "I can't get it if you're friggin' tossing around." "Nasty." "Oh, my God!" "Ohh.!" "Oh, sick!" "Ohh.!" "You know what?" "That's it." "[Woman] Ooh, wedding and honeymoon in the same place?" "Let's go snorkeling." "I am not snorkeling with this hair." "Give me a break." "Those masks leave the worst marks on your face." "There's, like, a hundred people spit in them." "Anybody in room 215?" "215?" "Anybody in 215?" "Gentlemen, 2 15?" "Anybody in room 215?" "No?" "Anybody in room 215 out in the water?" "What?" "Suite 215?" "Is it yours?" "Oh." "Ohh!" "God!" "Jump!" "I swear to God that's a condom." "I'm in 2 15." "I think I won something." "I'm in 215." "What'd I win?" "Hi." "I'm Anne Marie." "I'm the housekeeper of your room." "Leslie." "O-line!" "O-line!" "Do you have a sec, Leslie?" "Sure." "Take all the time you want, sugar-wooger." "Step one." "Step two." "And step three." "You got it?" "Thanks for your time, guys." " No problem." " You got schooled by the maid." "I'm on vacation." "You don't have..." "You still got schooled." "You don't have to clean your room when you're on vacation." "You got schooled." "But you don't clean your room when you on vacation!" "Am I on vacation?" "[Laughing]" "It was gross, It was disgusting." "I don't care what they did." "They are V.I.P. Pay the highest rate." "They don't pay good money to be scolded by a housekeeper." "You can pick up your last check next week." "Surf's up, Anne Marie." "They peed on the floor." "There was puke all over the curtain." "Please don't suspend me." "We need the money." "I'm not suspending you, I'm firing you." " What?" " Well, if she's fired, I quit." "Me too." "Fine." "You're seriously going to fire all of us?" "No." "I'm firing you." "They quit." "So don't get any ideas about collecting unemployment." "[Sighs] You guys, don't quit." "We need to make rent." "You could have stayed down longer than that." "I'm tired of holding my breath, Eden." "[Anne Marie] God, shejust loves pissing me off." "Look at her." "She's not out here to get waves." "Shejust wants to get attention." "What does she see in those guys?" "They're such burnouts." " Same thing you did." " What?" "Cut body and a nice cutback." "Oh, great." "She got a bad attitude." "It's not who she is." "Inside.!" "Got it.!" "I'm on it.!" "Get off!" "Hey, beat it.!" "Hey, hey, hey.!" "Got it.!" "Hey.!" "Hey, where you been?" "I'm on it.!" "Get off!" "[Anne Marie] Drew, I got it.!" "Hey!" " I had the section." "What's your problem?" " You need to grow up." "It's not my fault you broke your board, you stupid kook." "You're a kook." "Don't drop in on me again." "That's right, go home." "Beat it." "Donkey." "Can you glue it back together?" "No." "Yeah, I was just driving by." "Okay." "Well, actually, the guy at the hotel told me where I could find you." "So that was pretty awesome, you know, surfng." "Right." "Hey, listen." "I wanted to apologize for my friend back at the hotel." "Leslie's kind of messy, but when your ass is hanging out in the pocket, he's the guy you want protecting your backside." "So next time your ass is hanging back in the pocket, he's your guy." "I'll remember that." " What's up, Anne Marie?" " Hey, Ben." "You broke your board." "That sucks." "I bet you were charging." "Something like that." "Hey, don't I know you?" " I don't know, maybe." " Yeah." "You're that quarterback, right?" " Yeah, I play some football." " That's right, huh?" "Nice shoes, bro." "Thanks." "I was wondering if, maybe, you've taught anybody?" "Taught anybody?" "Yeah." "How to surf." "No." "Well, you know, I've got some free time." "That's nice." "Look, I'd..." "I'd love to learn." "It's not easy." "I know." "But it looks really fun out there." " You can get hurt." " I'm sure I could handle myself." "This guy Rick, he'll set you up with a spongeboard and some baby waves." " He's gentle." " And you are?" "Not." "Right." " Check it out." " Who's GQ jock?" "Ho ho ho." "[Horn Honks]" "What was that all about?" "I don't know." "He wanted lessons or something." "Anne Marie!" "Lessons?" "Money?" "We're broke?" "What?" "He didn't say anything about paying." "Well, did you ask?" " You guys going tonight?" "No." "What time?" " Go, go, go!" " I don't know." "I'm kinda lost." " Go get him." "Hey!" "Hey!" "How much?" "What?" "What?" " How much?" " [Honk Honking]" " I got to call you back." "Oh, shit!" "Hey!" "Watch where you're going!" "Hurry up!" "Go get him." "Come on." " Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry." " Hey." "Hey, listen." " How much?" " I don't know." "What's the going rate?" " Twenty bucks an hour." " Twenty?" "Too much?" " Fifteen?" " The hotel charges $150." "I'll pay that." "Whoa!" "One hundred and fifty bucks." "For surf lessons?" "That's it, right?" "What else are we talking about?" "Got any friends?" " Sure I do." " Whoo!" "Yeah!" "##[Radio, Fading]" " What's with the face, Pen?" " What face?" "Don't worry, honey." "It's just one afternoon." "You'll have time to get pregnant and go on welfare." "Good idea." "It'll be fun." " We'll play rip off the tourist." " We're not ripping anyone off." "Anyone who pays $1,000 a night for a room is just begging to be ripped off." "[Lena] I saw those guys walk into Tommy Bahama yesterday and drop four G's on silk boxers." "[Anne Marie] How is that possible?" "It's underwear." "[Lena] Those guys got money to burn." "They play in the NFL." "[Penny] I don't care about the money." "Anything is better than this." "[Singing] Oh, my God!" "Yeah, right." "[Penny] Let me out here, you guys." "Penny!" "Who unloaded the mothership?" "I thought his friends would be hot at least." "[Penny] This is so embarrassing to be seen with you." "You gonna teach us how to surf?" "You gonna teach us how to surf?" "Guys." "Busted." " Come on, it's 150 each." " [Penny] What if we see people we know?" "God." "Whatever." "It's surf lessons." "This is what jocks look like?" " A hundred and fifty bucks." " Let's go surfing, big daddy." "What's up, girls?" "This is Lena and Eden." "I'm Anne Marie." " Hey." " We gonna surf today?" "Watch out." "I'll make sure you drown out there." "How's it going?" "Matt." "Nice to meet you." " This is my little sister, Penny." " What's up, little mama?" "Little surf baby." "You're gonna surf in that?" " Hell, no." "I'm gonna surf in my da-da-da-da's." " In your what?" "My da-da-da-da's!" " Da-da-da-da!" " [Laughing]" "You're wearing nut huggers." "Some might call them that." "I call them nut containers." "You're gonna teach me to surf." "One, two, three." "Snap up!" " No duck butt." " Oh." "Oh, yeah." "# Somebody tell me where the party at #" "# Where the plates alive and the hot girls are at #" "# Where this dawg can find himself a kitty cat #" "# One who can use her mind but don't have an attitude Let me know when you see her #" "# Let me know when she's close Let me know when we're near #" "# If not bein'lazy we can go somewhere #" " # It's a party over here # - # Party over there #" "# Everybody jumping'#" "# Everybody movin' 'cause the bass is thumpin'#" "# Now make some noise You bring the girls and I'll bring the boys #" " # Yahoo # - # Yahoo #" " # Yahoo # - # Yahoo #" " # Yahoo # - # Yahoo #" " # Yahoo # - # Yahoo #" "# Let me know where it's at Make some noise from the front to the back #" "# Let me know where it's at Make some noise from the front to the back #" "# Let me know where it's at Make some noise from the front to the back #" "# Let me know where it's at Make some noise And do it again #" "# There's a party over here There's a party over there #" "# There's a party over here #" " Ohh!" " # There's a party over here #" "# There's a party over there There's a party over here #" "Are you ready?" "All right." "Start paddling!" "Paddle!" "Go!" "Go!" "Yeah.!" "Yes.!" "Get up.!" "Get up.!" "Get up.!" "Put your head in the center!" "Lean forward!" "Hula hands!" " Come on!" "Go!" " Whoa!" "Ohh!" " # Yahoo # - # Yahoo #" " # Yahoo # - # Yahoo #" "Come on, get back out here!" "One more time!" "# Let me know where it's at #" "# Make some noise from the front to the back # Hey, I'm giving a lesson." "# Let me know where it's at Yeah, make some noise from the front to the back #" "# Let me know where it's at #" "There you go." "Come on." "Paddle!" "Paddle!" " # Make some noise And do it again #" " Whoo!" "Whoo!" "That was so good." "That was so good." "That was incredible." "Whoa!" "Are you psyched?" "Yeah, totally." "Let's go out and catch one of those big ones." " Out there?" "Well, sure you can handle it?" " Yeah." "Definitely." "Come on, Matt." "You got it." "You got it." "Paddle, paddle, paddle.!" "Harder." "Come on." "You got to dig." "All right, Anne Marie, I'm right there with you." "Don't worry about me." "I got this mastered." "I am a football player." "Oh, shit.!" "Ohh!" "A couple more, you've got it." "Just a couple more waves." "Dig.!" "Turtle.!" "Get under your board.!" "Turn it over.!" " [Gasping]" " Don't give up." "Come on." "Paddle." "Got to make it over this wave." "Here we go." "Paddle, paddle." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Get out of the way.!" "Harder!" "There you go." "You okay?" "Oh, man, that was intense." "It's getting big out here." "Sure you don't want to go in?" "No." "I mean, are we safe out here?" "That depends what you think is safe, but, yeah, pretty much." "Oh, man." "[Matt] How about this one here?" "No, this one's not a wave." "Oh, almost." "We'll get you one, Matt, I promise." "Come on back." "Oh, man." "Just be patient, Matt." "We'll get you one." "Anne Marie, we're leaving!" "Hey, sweetie, why don't you come over here and help me out a little bit?" "Gonna need two of us to carry this thing." "We should go." "It's getting late." "I'm not leaving until I catch one." " How about this one?" " Turn around, quick." "Quick." "Eggbeat." "Eggbeat." "There you go, Matt." "This is it." "Paddling." "Start paddling." "Go!" "Paddle!" "Paddle!" "Stand up." "Stand up." "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "There you go.!" "Yeah.!" " Whoo.!" " Yeah!" " Yes!" " There you go.!" "Goodjob, Matt.!" " [Yelling]" " Yeah." " Good job." " Yes!" "Hi." "Welcome to the Lanakai." "That's all right." "I'm just dropping him off." "Why don't you come in for a drink?" "[Laughs]" "Um, yeah." "No, I'd love to, but I, um..." "But what?" "I have to get back to my side of the island." "You know what I mean?" "Uh, no." "Why?" "'Cause I'm in training." "Pipe, uh, line." "Pipeline." "Master." "Pipe Masters." "Right." "Pipe Masters." "Right." "[Sighs] Well, uh, I tell you what." "Uh..." "I've only got 40 bucks." "For what?" "For you." "For the lesson." "Oh, right." "But if you want to come up to my room," "I'll give you the rest of it, the money." "l-I would really like to do that, but see those guys over there?" "They see us heading up to your room, half the island's gonna have us sleeping together by tomorrow." "Really?" "It's the coconut wireless." "That's very serious." "It's great." "Yeah." "In that case, you wait here, I'll come right back with your money." "All right." "Well, wait." "I'll come up." "You sure?" "Okay." "I don't want to ruin your reputation or anything." "Thanks." "I'll worry about that." "All right." "Okay." "You go up the elevator, I'll go up the back way." "It's so sneaky." "It's likeJames Bond." "Just shut up." "Excuse me." "# I lie awake #" "# I've gone to ground #" "# I'm watching porn #" "# In my hotel dressing gown #" " [Sighs] - # Now I dream of you #" " What the hell is she doing?" " # But I still believe #" " Hey." "Where you going?" " Hey." "I just..." "I didn't..." "I didn't know if that was your room or not." "It's my room." "Yeah." "[Chuckles]" "Come in." "Okay." "Thanks." "[Clears Throat]" "# And it feels so bad # Oh." " Looks different at night." " Yeah." "It's pretty nice." "I'm gonna..." "I'm just gonna go..." "Yeah." "It's right there." "Yeah, I know where it is." "Thanks." "# I'm nearly with you #" "# When I'm weak I draw strength from you #" "# And when you're lost #" "# I know how to change your mood #" "# And when I'm down #" "# You breathe life over me #" "What are you doing?" "Uh, I'm just trying to find the money that I hid." " What, from the maid?" " Yeah, right." "Uh, let's see." " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine..." " Whoa, wait." "That's..." "That's way, way just..." "That's..." "That's a $1,000." "I'll be here a week." "That's $150 a day." "So I gave myself a $50 discount for paying up front." "Are you trying to buy me?" "No." "No." "I just don't want to lose you." "# When I'm weak #" "# I draw strength from you #" "# And when you're lost #" "#I know how to change your mood #" "Can I ask you a really weird question?" "[Chuckles]" "Yeah." "Are you wearing my cologne?" "Yes." "Uh-huh." "It, uh, it smells good on you." "[Phone Ringing]" "[Ringing]" "You should probably get that." "Yeah." "Right." "Hey, you." "[Ringing]" "Yeah?" "Hey." "Hey, sweetheart." "Are you feeling better?" "Yeah, I know." "I tried to call earlier, but, uh, no one was there." "Yeah, I miss you too." "I miss you too." "It's been hectic." "Matt, I'm gonna..." "Listen, let me call you back, all right?" "All right." "I love you too." "All right, bye-bye." "[Hangs Up Phone]" " Sorry." " Guess that's why they have that no fraternization rule." "What do you mean?" "Management gets call from irate wife... wondering why maid is in husband's room at 2:00 in the morning." "That's not my wife." "Wife, girlfriend, boyfriend." "No, really." "It's not my wife." "Look, it's my niece." "Actually, my..." "my sister's daughter, Rebecca." "There she is." "So." "I swear." "She's beautiful." "Yeah, she is." "She's a sweetheart." "Sorry about that." "It's just, uh, kinda strange with the time difference." "I should probably go." "It's getting late." "All right." "Do we have a surf lesson tomorrow?" "Definitely." "All right." "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "I thought you were just giving him lessons." "I did." "Huh." "Yeah, in what?" "Penny didn't finish her homework." " You weren't here to help me." " She's got to do her homework." "Don't give us shit 'cause you were out there working it." "Shut up." "Don't deny it." "You were working it like a rib without sauce." "Shut up..." "Ow!" "Well, what happened?" "Oh, my God." "Nothing." "Oh, sure." "Tell me what happened." "No." "Did you get some play?" "Huh?" " Did you?" "Did you?" " We kissed for two seconds." "It wasn't a big deal." "I'm sure you did." "How much am I supposed to buy that for?" "What do you take me for?" "I don't know." "Seriously." "What else?" "Come on." "Here, this will pay the bills." "There's, like, $1,000 here." "I feel like your pimp." "You must know how to kiss." "Or you must know how to do something else." "Good night, Penny." "You're going to bed now." "Hey." "What's up?" "Look, I hate to be the buzzkill here, but the contest is in a week." "And I just don't think that it's time for..." "I know." "But I did promise him another lesson tomorrow." " Can't you just blow him off?" " No." " Why not?" " Because he already paid me." "Exactly." "Eden." "I wanted to rent a jet ski tomorrow." "Put you into some size." "Get you ready for Pipe." "I'll meet you at the launch at 4:00." "Why not earlier?" "I'll meet you there as soon as I can." " Where we going again?" " A little spot the hotel does not tell the tourists about." "Oh, my God." "You drive like you surf." "I drive like I wished I surfed." "Wow." "This is beautiful." "Yeah." "I used to come here when I was a kid." "I've been dreaming about surfing all night." "Aw, Minnesota's got surf stoke." "# When I was young #" " # I fell in love # - [Laughing]" " # She was a goddess #" " Watch out." "# With the world inside ofher mind #" "# Now that I found you #" "# I don't know how to # Yeah." "# If I could fall #" "# In love #" "# Again #" "# I'd fall in love #" "# With you # Whoo-hoo!" "# I would #" "How many sisters you got, Minnesota?" "Uh, five." "Five?" "Five." "Really?" "You're the only boy?" "Uh, yep." "Explains what?" "Well, that explains it then." "That's why you're not intimidated by women." "[Chuckles] Yeah." "Why is that funny?" "Because I'm scared shitless of women." "My sisters would beat me on a regular basis." "See, look." "See how I can't extend my finger?" "Yes." "Because my sister Dana broke it when I was eight... just because I wouldn't get out of her room." "Because it's broken that way, when I throw the football, it gives it a nice little zip." "[Vehicle Approaching]" "A nice little touch?" "Exactly." "[Vehicle Stops, Door Opening] Uh, I think we got company." "Oh, great." "Yeah, I do." "We gotta go." "You know those guys?" "Really?" "Yeah." "Prepare to get vibed." "This place is kapu." "That means off-limits to you, haole." "What's up, guys?" "This is a local spot." "Yeah, and I'm a local." "He's not." "What's up, haole boy?" "Drew, back off." "We grew here, you flew here." "It's not his fault." "What are you doing on our beach, haole boy?" "You don't live here, you don't surf here." "We'll be out ofhere in five seconds." "This is a local spot." " This place is for the boys." " You know not to bring this guy here." "Why don't you relax, bro?" "Bro?" "You telling me bro?" " Drew, stop it." " You want some of this?" "Don't even touch me." " Don't touch her." " What are you gonna do?" "I've got his wallet." "We're out of here." "Let's go surf." " Drew, stop!" " Linemen aren't here to protect you, haole boy." "Walk away." "Stop it." "Why are you being like this?" "Don't touch her." "What are you gonna do?" "Drew!" "Both of you!" "That's enough!" "Stop!" "Get off!" "Get in the car!" "Stop it!" "Get in the car!" "Stop it." "Get in the car." "Get in the car." "Walk away." "You're an asshole." "I do what I do best." "Relax, bro." "You kicked his ass." "You kicked his ass." "You stupid monkey." "Go back to the mainland." "[Water Lapping]" "This is bullshit." "[Eden] Kawela's?" "And you expected to make it back in time?" "I rented a jet ski." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I said I was sorry a hundred times." "Whatever." "She's good, man." "Hello?" "##[Reggae, Indistinct]" "What'd she say?" "She's messin' up, man." "##[Continues] [Phone Clatters In Cradle]" "[Sighs] Ah." "Everything okay?" "Oh, yeah." "We'll be okay." "I can see why the tourists here never leave their hotels." "Oh, don't say that." "That's not real Hawaii." "They're just..." "They're just crazy." "They're so protective of their land and their waves, especially." "And their women?" "[Yelps, Laughs]" "[Laughs] What?" "I'm glad I'm here." "# Gimme more I can't get enough #" "# I need your big love #" "Whoo!" "I have to go to practice." "I'll get up." "No, no, no." "Sleep in." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "You can sleep." "Bye." "Bye." "[Door Closes] Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "[Phone Ringing]" "[Ringing Continues]" "[Moans] [Phone Beeps]" "Hello?" "Lena, it's me." " Hey." "Where are you?" " Don't worry about it." " You're at his room, huh?" " It's none of your business." "I just wanna make sure Penny gets to school okay." "Yeah, yeah." "Don't worry about it." "What happened?" " I will tell you everything." " Come on, little hooch." " [Laughing] Oh, my God." " [Laughing]" " All right." " Bye." "[Sighs]" "[Birds Chirping]" "[People Shouting, Indistinct]" "[Chuckles]" " [Man] Room Service." "Can I help you?" " I'd like to order breakfast." "Of course, Mrs. Tollman." "What can I get you?" "Uh, the blueberry waffles." "[Shower Running]" "[Knocking] [Woman] Housekeeping." "Well, aloha." "Look at you, little miss princess." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "[Laughing]" "So the glass slipper fit, huh?" "I even went in the pool." "Shut up!" "You're so irritating." "Was it my fault he abducted me... and forced me to eat blueberry waffles?" "Blueberry waffles?" "Where?" "Nice." "Outside." "What are you doing?" "Helping." "Why?" "You're not a maid anymore." "Don't be mad at me." "I'm not mad." "[Lena] Mmm.!" "These are so good." "You didn't save me any whipped cream though." "Some guy thinks you look hot in a bikini, and you forget all about the contest." "That's not fair, and you know it." "Champagne?" "How cheesy are you?" "Shut up." "I'm not mad." "It's just..." "I happen to know that you kick ass out there, and you worked very hard to get to where you are." "I know." "Pipe is in three days." "Every single sponsor is here, and it's just you and one other girl out there." "I know." "I got it." "Okay?" "People would kill to be in your shoes." "I got it!" "Hey, listen to me." "Contest comes first." "Nothing changes that." "[Sighs]" "[Loud Roar]" "# Last day of the rest of my life #" "# I wish I would've known 'cause I didn't kiss my mama good-bye #" "# I didn't tell her that I loved her and how much I care #" "# Or thank my pops for all the talks and all the wisdom he shared #" "# Unaware, I just did what I always do #" "# Everyday, the same routine before I skate off to school #" "# But who knew that this day wasn't like the rest #" "# Instead of takin'a test I took two in the chest #" "I'm gonna whip it around." "# Call me blind but I didn't see it comin'#" "# Everybody was runnin' but I couldn't hear nothin'except gun blasts #" "# It happened so fast I didn't really know this kid though I sit by him in class #" "# Maybe this kid was reaching out for love #" "# Or maybe for a moment he forgot who he was #" "# Or maybe this kid just wanted to be hugged #" "# Whatever it was I know it's because #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# Little Suzy, she was only 12 She was given the world with every chance to excel #" "# Hang with the boys and hear the stories they tell #" "# She might act kinda proud but no respect for herself #" "# She finds love in all the wrong places #" "# The same situations Just different faces #" "# Changed up her pace since her daddy left her # Whoo!" "# Too bad he never told her she deserved much better #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "This is it." "This is it, right there." "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are the youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are # # We are, we are #" "# The youth of the nation #" "# We are, we are # # We are, we are #" "# The youth of the nation ##" "Yeah!" "Shit." "Anne Marie!" "Hey, Anne!" "Anne Marie.!" "[Gasping]" "Eden, I'm over here.!" "Get on." "Get on." "We gotta get outta here." "I got you." "I got you." "Hold on." "[Eden] What's wrong?" " Eden, get outta here!" " Oh, shit!" "[Anne Marie] Bail.!" "Bail.!" "[Gasping]" "[Gasping]" "[Coughing]" "[Panting]" "[Both Panting]" "You all right?" "Where were you?" "I was right behind you." "I couldn't get in without getting crushed." "You whipped me in way too deep." "You need to kick out earlier." "Okay, are we done with our excuses now?" "I wanna go in." "We'll rest for a minute." "I don't wanna get some rest." "I almost died out there." "You did not almost die." "You were under for, like, five seconds." "Stop being such a Barbie." "What did you say to me?" "What?" "A Barbie?" "What is your problem?" "All I'm saying is that if you can't handle this, there's no way you're gonna be ready for the Pipe Masters." "Then you go." "If you're so friggin' ballsy, Eden, you go." "I can't." "I wasn't invited." "I don't know what the hell you want from me." "What I want from you is to get your own life and stop living through me." "Get your own dreams." "So that's it." "You're gonna run off and be a pro ho, huh?" "At least I have someone that's interested in me." "[Engine Starts]" "Why does this seem so familiar, huh?" "Run away when things get tough." "I'm stressed out." "I think I'm gonna ditch my kid..." "Shut up!" "and run away with some guy I met in California." "Shut up!" "I'm not kidding!" "Sounds a little bit too familiar." "Leave me alone.!" "Like mother, like daughter." " Shut up!" " You're just gonna quit?" "Get outta my face." "You're gonna prove these guys right?" "Assholes who think that you can't surf Pipe because you don't have the balls." "I guess so then, 'cause I quit." "I quit!" "You're not a quitter." "You're just scared." "Hey." "Oh, my God." "What's wrong?" "[Crying]" "Are you okay?" "No." "[Lena] Yeah, Rochelle Ballard rips." "[Both Laughing] Oh!" "Closeout!" "[Penny] Wiped out." "[Lena] Sorry, Rochelle." "Where's Anne Marie?" "Who cares?" "Let me play." "[Penny] Hey, it's my turn." "[Eden] You got beat." "[Man On Radio] It's hump day..." "Wednesday." "We've got that high-surf advisory in effect... for the north-and northwest-facing shores." "[Radio Continues, Indistinct]" "[Eden, Echoing] Sounds a little bit too familiar." "Like mother, like daughter." "[Echoing] # What you gonna do gonna do, gonna do #" "[Eden] This is your dream." "This is what you were born to do." " Don't throw it away on this guy." " [Anne Marie] Eden.!" "# What you gonna do gonna do #" "[Eden] You're not a quitter." "You'rejust scared." "[Young, Old Anne Marie] I'm gonna be the best surfer in the world." "[Eden, Echoing] And it's just you and one other girl out there." "It's just you and one other girl out there." "Shit!" " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "Wow." "You look..." "What?" "Where'd you get that?" "What?" " The dress." " From a store." " He bought it?" " Yes, he bought it." "So what?" "So I can see your boobs." "Great." "I think she looks beautiful." "Thank you." " She looks the way he wants her to look." " Like Baywatch Barbie." " Penny, shut up." " Is he gonna buy you implants too?" "Penny, I just can't do this right now, okay?" "Man, that girl could rip." "Who is that?" "You." "That was the first time you beat me at the Menehune contest in Haliewa." "You were such a cocky little shit." "[Laughing]" "Always talking all that trash and how you would be number one." "I was so pissed at you 'cause I knew you would be." "All talented and shit." "The boys were spinning'." "Remember that?" "They had to throw up some bullshit rule barring you from the boys' contest." "I'm gonna be late." "He's leaving in a few days with a tan, and what are you gonna be left with, a pair of shoes?" "[Applause, Cheering On Videotape]" "I wanted platinum." "##[Hawaiian]" "At least it's an "E." It is?" "It'd better be." "He said it was." "1½ "E."" "Everybody think I'm sexy." "I'm the sexiest..." "You ain't sexy." "[All Laughing] He don't know anything." "Very Tiffany's." "He likes your little sum-sum." "A little lovin' one night." "And then you get yourself a little upgrade." "[Woman] That's good enough." "Good evening, miss." "Welcome to the Lanakai." "Jimmy, are you kidding me?" "It's me." "It's Anne Marie." "Holy shit!" "You look insane." "Thank you." "God." "All right." "Wow." "You look..." "Weird." "No." "Gorgeous." "Really?" "Let's go show you off." "Oh!" "##[Drumming]" "[People Chattering] [Woman] This is great." "This is great." "##[Drums Stop] [Man] Okay." "Now it's time for a few of you lucky men to learn how to do the Tahitian hula." " Do we have any volunteers?" " [All Shouting At Once]" "Some intelligent men." "Some men of size." "[Excited Chattering] Here I go." " All right." "Wish me luck." " [Emcee] Come on." "Let's push it up." "##[Drumming] Get those hands up in the air." "Rip it!" "Rip it!" "[Laughing]" "[Singing, Shouting Continue, Indistinct]" "[Emcee] Come on." "Let's go." "Everybody." "[Singing, Shouting, Indistinct]" "Throw your hands in the air!" "[Continues Shouting, Indistinct]" "# Shake your thing Come on #" "# Shake that thing Shake that thing #" "# Show me that thing Show me what you got Shake that thing ##" "##[Hawaiian Guitar Playing Softly] [Woman Chattering]" "[Cell Phone Dialing, Ringing]" "[Man's Voice] Hey, howzit, wave riders!" "We got that high-surf advisory posted again." "Right now, it's a macking 15 to 20 feet." "Out in Pipeline tomorrow, the girls have the place all to themselves." "[Door Opens] [Woman] What are we supposed to talk about with her anyways?" "[Laughing] Windex, I guess." "Or Comet." "[Woman] The only person who knows anything about Windex or Comet in our house... is Carmen, but not me." "[Woman #2] I hope she doesn't think he's gonna marry her." "[Woman #1] Of course she does." "Prince Charming come to save her from the toilets." "[Woman #2] And get some of that ten million a year." "[Woman #1, Laughing] Oh, God." "Matt and the maid." "[Woman #3] Oh, my God." "Did you guys check out that dress?" "Hello?" "[Woman #2] Where does she think she's going anyway, the prom?" "[Woman #3] I thought her shoes were totally cute." "[Woman #2] Trust me on this." "He made her up." "The whole Matt Tollman makeover." "Did you see the shoes, the dress, the bracelet?" "[Woman #1] His classic line." "[All Laughing]" "Oh, my God." "Do you guys remember the Denny's waitress?" "[Woman #2] Oh, that's right." "[Woman #3] I knew she looked familiar." "Matt loves to slum." "That's just how he is." "Come on." "That's his style." "He likes those cheap little..." "Cheap Barbie..." "[Gasps] Here." "They're all yours." "Oh, my God." "Oh." "My God." "Was that just her?" "Oh, it was." "She was here." "Our dancer tonight is Chief..." "What's your name?" "Leslie, but everybody call me "Poon Daddy."" "[All] Aloha, Chief Poon Daddy!" "##[Drumming] [Woman] Oh, yeah.!" "Ow.!" "Baby, go.!" "[Laughing] Come on.!" "Shake your thing.!" "[Emcee] Let's hear it for this guy." "Isn't he great?" "[Woman] You got milk in those coconuts?" "[Second Woman] Shake it, shake it, shake it.!" "Oh, yeah.!" "Oh, yeah.!" "[Luau Chatter Continues] [Matt] Anne Marie." "Where you goin'?" "Anne Marie?" "Stop?" "What the..." "Oh, man." "Uh, Anne Marie, uh..." "##[Drumming Continues, Muffled]" "Anne Marie." "Anne Marie." "What the hell are you doin'?" "I don't know, Matt." "What am I doing?" "The other day, when I was ordering room service, the guy on the phone called me Mrs. Tollman, and I didn't correct him." "'Cause for a minute," "I liked the way it sounded." "And I was just wondering if the Denny's waitress felt the same way." "[Sighs] Listen..." "You know what?" "I'm fine, okay." "I know what I am, and I'm fine with it." "What?" "Who are you?" "I'm the maid that you slept with on vacation." "I'm the great story you tell when someone asks you how you learned to surf." "[Sighs]" "You don't trust anybody, do you?" "Can I?" "Can I trust you?" "To do what?" "I mean..." "What do you want?" "What do I want?" "Oh, my God." "I want..." "Penny to quit smoking and to go to college." "I want..." "I want to be able to pay the phone and the electricity... and the rent all in the same month." "I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine, and that would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do." "And I want..." "[Sighs] I mean, I wish my mom would come home." "And I really, really want to win Pipe Masters tomorrow." "That's what I want." "Well, do it." "Matt, you don't understand, okay?" "Pipe..." "Pipe is the heaviest wave in the world." "Okay, you don't just get worked there." "You die." "People die there." "And what happens when I just... when I paddle out and I don't take off on a single wave?" "I don't care if I make a fool out of myself, but I do not want to embarrass my family." "And that's what Lena and Eden and Penny are." "They're my family." "[Sighs]" "Just tell me what to do, please." "You want me to tell you what to do?" "Yes." "You know what to do." "No, Matt, I honestly don't." "Just be the girl I met on the beach." "Who?" "Who was she?" "A girl who'd never ask a guy what to do." "[Man On P.A.] Good morning, everybody." "Welcome to the Pipe Masters... here at Banzai Pipeline on the North Shore of Oahu." "You're gonna be watching women's surfng history today... as these girls take on the deadliest waves in the world." "Imagine the Niagara Falls dumping into two feet of water over hard-rock lava... with razor-sharp reef and underwater caves." "[Man On Radio] It's gonna be a macking 20 feet." "Good luck to all the ladies competing today at the Pipe Masters." "They may be the best in the world, but they're gonna have their hands full today." "If you're going down to watch, it's not a day for a dip in the water." "Anne Marie, you all right?" "Mm-hmm." "[Tires Screech]" "You guys get out here." "I'll go find some parking." "[Man On P.A.] Pretty much an impossible score at this point." "She's way behind, but she's still gonna try and put it on the line." "Looks like she's goin'for this one." "Oh.!" "She broke her board." "Any day at Pipeline, it's critical, but today, one false move and the consequences could be disastrous." "More surfers have died here than any other spot on the planet combined." "This is the first time the girls have gotten to compete at Pipeline." "The entire surfcommunity is here today... every sponsor, talent scout, the entire surf media..." "looking to find the next surfsensation." "Get one good ride here today, and you'll put yourself on the surfng map." "Out there all by herself is Lynette MacKenzie, now that Megan's on the beach with a broken board." "She's in on a nice one." "She's comin'in." "[Announcer Continues, Indistinct]" "You really have to commit if you are gonna get those waves." "But I'm sure it'll better the score she already has." "Good luck, Layne." "Thanks." "I could use it." "I'm here for the competition." "Are you a volunteer?" "She's a competitor." "You need to sign this release form." "[Announcer Continues, Indistinct]" ""In case of death or dismemberment"?" "Thank you." "You'll be in heat four with Kate Skarratt." "You can go ahead and wait in the competitors' area." "Thank you." "Good luck." "It's looking pretty solid out there, isn't it?" "[Laughing, Chattering]" "Oh, my gosh." "There's Kate Skarratt." "She kills at Pipe." "And there's Rochelle Ballard." "She's queen ofback door." " Oh, my gosh.!" "Layne Beachley is..." " I know who they are." "What?" "I'm..." "You're good." "I'm just saying..." "they're..." "they're really good." "[Car Alarm Blaring]" "Shit.!" "[Man] Come on." "Let's go." "[Tires Screech, Horn Honks]" "Hey!" "What's up, man?" "[Man] What's up?" "Where's parking around here?" "Anywhere, I guess Whatever you can find." "[Announcer] Looks like she's goin'on this one." "[Excited Chatter] [Announcer Continues, Indistinct]" "Hey." "Hey, Anne Marie." "Look what I found." "[Announcer] Next heat, Keala Kennelly." "Hey." "Just driving by." "What's up, surfer girl?" " Do the damn thing." " [Both Laughing]" " Shit." " [Announcer] Twenty-foot swell on the rise." "[Anne Marie] Pretty weird out there." "It's a super-clean, west-northwest swell." "Pipe and back door are both open." "[Lena] Yeah." "Just be patient." "Don't get too anxious." "It's four-wave sets with 20-second intervals." "Take your time." "[Penny] Don't take the first wave of the set." "Third wave looks the best." "[Announcer] Here comes Kennelly taking off." "Steep drop." "She makes the bottom turn." "She's fierce, man." "Gets covered up." "Oh.!" "She makes it out." "Let's give her a warm round of applause." "I'm way out of my league." "Hey." "No worries." "Just go out there and have fun." "[Laughs] "Fun."" "[Announcer] Up next, from Australia, we have Kate Skarratt in red." "[Sighs] She's a goofy foot, which favors her at Pipeline." "Loves charging big waves and has taken first place at Teahupoo, another barreling left-hander in Tahiti." "Surfng against her, we have wild card entry, Anne Marie Chadwick, a formerJunior NSSA champion who dropped out of the competitive circuit... after a near-drowning incident at this very spot just three years ago." "Five, four, three, two, one." "[Air Horn Blasts]" "[Chattering]" "[Panting]" "We've got 20-minute heats today with the top four waves scoring." "Wave selection is critical." "If you pick the wrong wave, wipe out, get caught inside..." "You could spend the rest of your heatjust trying to get back to the lineup." "How's it goin'?" "Good." "Nice set approaching." "Got good sets out the back." "We have really good consistency with swell." "It's on the rise." "Probably gonna get up to about 15 to 20 feet." "Kate Skarratt's goin' on this one." "She's paddling, gets to her feet." "Makes the drop." "Solid bottom turn." "[Clicking] Look at that pit.!" "She's setting her line, racing to make it out." "Trying to get to the shoulder." "Traveling..." "Oh.!" "She didn't quite get around that last turn." "She'll get some kind of score for it." "Looks like it's a 4. 1 that came in on the board." "Water patrol's checking on her." "Looks like she's okay." "If she doesn't need a ride, she can paddle back out." "So Chadwick all alone by herself out there, yet to even score a ride." "Go, go!" "Paddle!" "Headed for her first ride." "[Announcer Continues, Indistinct]" "[Announcer] Backs out." "Shit!" " Beautiful wave." "She's not gonna get any more like that." " What a waste of wave." "She should've gone." "That would have opened up perfectly." "Shit!" "When you're out there all alone, you can psyche yourself out." "You can do it, girl." " Chadwick will have to wait for the next set." " What are you doin'?" "Kate Skarratt's paddling into one of the best waves of the day." "0h.!" "Look at this wave." "It is a bomb." "Oh.!" "She's a little overextended and goes down." "[Gasps]" " Hope she's okay out there." "Kate Skarratt down." " Ooh." "[Announcer Continues, Indistinct]" "Great pickup." "Gets her on the sled, out ofharm's way." "Hang on." "Okay, everybody, as the ski comes up on the beach, please give them some room." "The water patrol needs some space to work." "Skate Skarratt has gone down on that last wave." "They're carrying the backboard down." "This isn't good." "We need Dr. Leland Dao to report to the medical tent." "Leland Dao, please report to the medical tent." "We need you down here immediately." "[Sighs]" "Come on." "Come on." "Charge it!" "Go, go, go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[Announcer] She sets her rail." "Makes the drop." "Textbook." "Oh.!" "It's setting up perfectly." "Look at that." "Beautiful wave." "She should get a nice score for this one, Yes!" "high enough to take her into the next round." " [Announcer] Oh.!" " [All Groan]" " Oh, she got so worked." " [People Groaning]" "[Crying]" "[Announcer, Indistinct] [Woman] I don't see her." "Where is she?" "Man, is she all right?" "Where is she?" "[Gasping]" "Oh!" "[Announcer] Anne Marie's taking a heavy beating out there." "[Gasping]" "[Coughs]" "Grab my hand." "I got you." "Hang on." "[Announcer] Not that she cares right now, but thejudges' scores havejust come in... and they've awarded her a 4.6 for the last ride, which will move her into the next round over Skarratt." " Anne Marie!" " Are you okay?" "[Announcer Continues, Indistinct] [Overlapping Voices]" " [Lena] Is she gonna be all right?" " Is she gonna be all right?" "She'll be okay." "Just give her some room." "[Coughing]" "Is she gonna be okay?" "I think so." "[Announcer Continues, Indistinct] [Neck Cracks]" "I'm gonna put some ice on it." "Lift your head." "Just lay there and relax for a minute." "Hey." "If you tell me to be the girl on the beach right now, I'm gonna kick your ass." "[Laughing] Oh." "So how are you feelin'?" "I've been better." "Yeah." "My, uh, my first NFL game," "I got blindsided by Warren Sapp." "I tell you, I've never been hit so hard in my life." "I lay there praying something was broken so I wouldn't have to get up and finish the game." "You think I'm faking?" "No." "I know you got rocked out there." "Just like I did." "But Leslie sat me down, said that was the hardest I'd ever be hit and that I would regret not going back in." "So I..." "I went back in." "And you won the game." "No." "Actually, we lost." "[Laughing] And I got my ass kicked." "But there's this one beautiful pass... one perfect spiral right into Omar's fingertips... and a touchdown." "[Sighs] Look, I can't talk you into goin'back out there." "It's..." "It seems crazy." "But I know how good you are, and I know how much this means to you." "I just don't want you to spend your life wondering what could have been." "[Announcer] Heads up on the beach, people." "Big set approaching." "Hey, everybody, we have a set out the back." "Watch your kids." "Watch your belongings." "The water is coming over the berm." "It's dangerous out there." "The water patrol already has their hands full, so we'd appreciate it if you'djust back up." "Here today we have a rising swell, so I wanna give a little word of warning to everybody to watch out." "Guys, look, this is really not a good time." "Can I get a picture?" "What?" "Can we get a picture?" "We're working these chicks here." "They think you're some kind of great hockey player or something." "You're kidding." "No joke." "We wanna get this thing done." "Sorry my pits stink." "That's just the way it goes." "Let's go." "Right here." "Smile." "You're on vacation." "This way, this way." "Fluff your bangs a little bit." "A little more attitude." "Beautiful." "One more." "All right, great." "Hey." "Hey." "You goin' back out there?" "Yup." "It's just a stupid contest." "It's not worth getting hurt over." "I'll be fine." "Hey." " What?" " Be careful." "[Laughing] Yeah." " [Blasts] - [Announcer] That sounds the start of the next heat." "Chadwick's pretty much got her hands full this next round." "Keala Kennelly from Hawaii." "She's a charger." "She'll go on anything." "She goes like a man out here." "Bit of a paddle battle going on out there." "Looks like Chadwick and Kennelly are paddling for the peak." "Chadwick's got the inside position." " Lf a big set approaches, she's gonna get the first wave." " Come on, come on." "This paddle battle is really about who's gonna get the first wave." "Chadwick in position, heading for the first wave." "Starts to paddle." "She's goin'for it." "Oh.!" "She..." "She pulls back." "Kennelly's wide open." "She catches a wave." "[Sighs]" "Time and time again, man." "She's out, making it look so easy." "But, folks, it's not easy out there." "Chadwick starts to paddle." "She paddles for it." "Doesn't quite get it." "[All Groan] What a waste of wave." "[Announcer] That's gotta hurt when you know you need a score, and you're going up against one of the best surfers in this event, and you don't go." "Plenty of time being allowed here for Kennelly to get back in position, and she's paddled right inside of Chadwick, and she's looking to catch her next wave." "Keala Kennelly." "Hands together, ladies and gentlemen." "Keala Kennelly." "A great two-ride out here at the Pipeline." "[Crowd Cheering] Keala's got sack." "She goes like the men out here." "For some reason, Chadwick has yet to even ride a wave." "I don't know what's going on." "I don't know if she's just psyching herself out or if Keala's putting it to her." "What are you doin'?" "What?" "You gonna take a wave or just sit there like a buoy?" "Look, you're never gonna catch a wave sitting all the way over here." "Follow me." "I'll get you into one." "Give the crowd something to cheer about." "Let's get you a wave." "Come on." "Follow me into the lineup, and I'm gonna tell you to go on a wave." "And when I tell you to go, you gotta go." "Paddle your little heart out." "You can't hesitate." "You can't pull back." "You can't hold back." "No fear, all right?" "'Cause if you hold back for a second, you're gonna eat shit." "Come on." "Follow me." "[Announcer] It looks like the next set's approaching." "This is the one." "Go." "Paddle!" "Paddle!" "Go, girl!" "Paddle!" "Paddle!" "Paddle.!" "Ah!" "Go.!" "Oh!" "[Crowd Groans]" "[Man] You all right?" "I'm okay, I'm okay." "Get back out there then." " [Blasts] - [Announcer] With only two minutes left in her heat," "Chadwick struggles to get back into the lineup... so she can catch a scoring wave." "Chadwick has yet to even score a good ride, a scoring ride." "She needs to redeem herself." "Keala is absolutely dominating this heat, and Chadwick needs to put a scoring ride on the board." "[Gasping]" "Ouch." "Are you all right?" "That was nasty." "It's okay." "I want another one." " You want another one?" "That's the spirit." " Yup." "Shake off that last wave, and let's do this." "Less than 20 seconds left." "Feel that adrenaline." "Use it." "Come on." "Anne Marie Chadwick only has one more chance." "On the outside." "Here comes one of the best sets of the whole day." "We have lines stacked to the horizon." "[Kennelly] Here comes a set." "This is the one." "All right, come on." "Go.!" "Go, go.!" "[Crowd Cheering] [Woman] Go, girl.!" " [Announcer] Chadwick's out there." " Paddle hard!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " [Crowd Cheering]" "[Kennelly] This is yours.!" "Don't pull back.!" " Go, go!" " [Kennelly] Go.!" "Go.!" "Go.!" "Oh, my gosh!" "[Laughing]" "Oh, my gosh!" "[Crowd Cheering] Oh, shit!" "Yeah!" " Whoo!" " Yeah!" " Whoo!" " Oh, she makes it.!" "[All Cheering] That's my bitch!" "[Cheering Continues]" "Yeah!" "That was insane!" " Whoo!" " Waiting for thejudges'scores." "They're coming in." "Looks like unanimous tens across the board, but not enough to overtake Kennelly and move into the next round." " But she is a hero with the crowd here today." " That's my sister!" "Whoo!" "That's my sister!" "[Laughing]" "Just words don't explain it." "For Anne Marie Chadwick to get a ride like that... with the entire North Shore surfng community watching..." "[All Whooping]" "That was insane!" "# My face to the sky dreaming'aboutjust how high # We're so proud of her." "# I could go, and I'll know when I finally get there #" "Can I have your autograph?" "Can I have your autograph?" "I taught her everything she knows." "# There's a time # [Girl] That's our girl." "# For every star to shine # Hey." "That was awesome." "Thank you." "Hey, you should, uh, check out the board." "Boards By Eden." "[Woman] Hey, Anne Marie." "Excuse me." "Hi." "I'm Jessica from Billabong." "I'd love to talk to you about being on our team." " Wait your turn, honey." " Okay." " Does she know she got beat?" " Nice, isn't it?" "Hey." "Yeah!" "[Laughing]" "Whoo!" "[Screeching]" "You did the damn thing, girl." "Thanks." "Hey." "Hey." "You were so amazing." "Oh." "Are you okay?" "I'm so happy." "Oh, that was insane." "But I still think you owe me a few surf lessons." "Oh, yeah?" "Wanna go out there?" "Only if you're gentle." "Not a chance." "[Chuckling]" "# Yeah # # Everybody got their something, yeah #" "# Make you smile like an itty bitty child #" "# Everybody got their something #" "# Everybody got their something, yeah #" "##[Vocalizing]" "# There's a time for every star #" "##[Rap Beat]" "# Work out #" "# Werdplay Five, four #" "# Bounce, bounce #" "# Now, we all know summertime is a bummer with no duckets #" "# Honeys not touchin' and I fill up the room #" "# It's the one time we can just sit on our flat #" "# Relax with a bangin' chick and do somethin' with it #" "# Without worries # # Sunday to Monday we hungry #" "# It's all up front and covering'the tummy #" "# Once a week Bounce on the beach # # It's a'ight though #" "# Tight flow rope come from Tommy #" "# It's tough, some kid open It's lovely #" "# Coppin'assortments on the corner They love me #" "#Buff city, double "E" Cuss on beats and freaks #" "# Runnin'with the summer till we puttin'up the tree #" "# Sunny beach, pumping'Bananarama The bangingest bodies have bikinis on #" "# I'm grabbin' 'em, unraveling' the straps when I bring her back to the cabin #" "# Summer sucks without this, that and those #" "# It's a cruel, cruel summer # # It's a cruel #" "# Leavin' me here on my own #" "# It's a cruel, cruel summer # # It's a cruel #" "# Now you've gone #" "# So tell me to ease out Better to move or doubt #" "# Which one you'll play about Find a chick to get out #" "# So I'm walkin' across the street to the public pools #" "# When I spot this lovely jewel A sweet cutie, never met her but yet she knew me #" "# She said # # Ain't you that kid from that rap group #" "# Please, darlin', may I have the honors of remaining anonymous for the time bein' #" "# Later, I'll bust a rhyme for you #" "# What's the matter Havin'a bad day #" "# She looked at me with sad face and began to say to me #" "# Hot summer streets and the pavements are burnin' #" "# I sit around # # I said, you gotta be kiddin', baby #" "# Summer is the joint What you thinkin' #" "# Tryin'to smile but the air is so heavy and dry #" "# Aw, sweetie, don't be sad Possibly where you are It'll ease that #" "# Strange voices are sayin' Uh, what did they say #" "# Shh # # Things I can't understand #" "# Uh-uh # # It's too close for comfort #" "# This heat has got right out ofhand #" "# So I grabbed her by the hand dragged her to the pool #" "# Splashed her in and that's it #" "# It's a cruel, cruel summer # # It's a cruel #" "# Leavin'me here on my own #" "# It's a cruel, cruel summer # # It's a cruel #" "# Now you've gone ##" "##[Acid Rock]" "# When I was young #" "# I fell in love #" "# She was a goddess #" "# With a world inside ofher mind #" "# When she moved on #" "# Something went wrong #" "# She took my power #" "# And the love I had inside #" "# Now that I found you #" "# I don't know how to #" "# If I could fall # # If I could fall #" "# In love again # # In love again #" "# I'd fall in love # # I'd fall in love #" "# With you #" "# If I could change # # If I could change #" "# A grain of sand # # A grain of sand #" "# Into a pearl # # Into a pearl #" "# I would #" "# I pray, in time #" "# I'll come to find #" "# A way to break through #" "# And save this heart of mine #" "# What am I to do #" "# If I can't have you #" "# If I could fall # # If I could fall #" "# In love again # # In love again #" "# I'd fall in love # # I'd fall in love #" "# With you #" "# If I could change # # If I could change #" "# A grain of sand # # A grain of sand #" "# Into a pearl # # Into a pearl #" "# I would #" "# I would #" "# I would #" "# I would #" "# I would #"