"State Of Mind" " S01E01" "THIS IS SO PLEASANT HAVING BREAKFAST LIKE THIS!" "WE GET A CHANCE TO CATCH UP, TALK ABOUT OUR CASES." "VERY CIVILIZED." "I LIKE IT." "[ Echoing ] SO,I HAVE A PATIENT I WANT TO DISCUSS " "A 30-YEAR-OLD OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE MAN." "WAIT." "WHERE'S PHIL?" "[ Scottish accent ] WHO'S PHIL?" "PHIL!" "MY HUSBAND!" "[ LAUGHS ] YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND." "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PLANTS." "PHIL ERICKSEN,MY HUSBAND." "YOUR COLLEAGUE " " PSYCHIATRIST," "FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS." "AND YOU ALL GO ON EATING AND CHATTING" "LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG." "AND?" "AND WHY?" "WHY SLIME?" "WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT I'M NOT MARRIED?" "IT WASN'T ME." "IT WAS YOUR DREAM." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "IT'S ALL ME." "ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE ME." "BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "OKAY." "THE FACT IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND " "OH,GOD." "I'M LATE." "I HAVE COUPLES COUNSELING FIVE MINUTES AGO." "Donna:" "OH,GOD." "OH,GOD." "SO,SORRY I'M LATE." "OH,GOD." "OR EARLY." "Oh,God." "OH,I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "OH,IT'S THE WRONG DAY." "I'M S" "PHIL?" "OH,PHIL." "OH,DONNA." "I WISH YOU'D SAID," "I "HONEY,WHAT I NEED IS A MANIPULATIVE," ""BLEACHED-BLOND COUPLES THERAPIST" ""WHO FILLS HER OWN EMOTIONAL VACUUM" ""BY PREYING ON THE NEEDS OF UNHAPPY,INSECURE," ""AND CLUELESS MEN," ""A WOMAN WHO CANNOT SPELL, LET ALONE GRASP PSYCHOTHERAPY." "THAT'S WHAT I NEED."" "I WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT BETTER." "YOU..." "NO." "ANNIE SON OF BITCH." "ANNIE,NO." "LET..." "DAMN IT." "SYLVIA." "DR. BELLOWES,THAT'S A HANDICAPPED SPACE YOU'RE IN." "THANK YOU." "OKAY." "I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE." "ARE YOU HANDICAPPED " " SUDDENLY?" "NOT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BUSINESS." "YOU LOOK TERRIBLE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "TALK." "PHIL'S BANGING DONNA RODINSKY." "[ SIGHS ] OH." "WHAT AN IDIOT." "RIGHT." "CANCEL YOUR PATIENTS, FOR THEIR SAKE," "AND WE CAN GO AND HUNT PHIL DOWN LIKE THE DOG HE IS..." "AND KILL HIM." "Okay." "I guess I could cancel." "OH..." "I..." "I AM SO SORRY." "I REALLY AM." "I-I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER DONE THIS BEFORE " "SCHEDULED TWO APPOINTMENTS ON THE..." "THE WOMAN WHO JUST RAN UPSTAIRS IS,UH..." "COMES FROM VERY FAR AWAY." "COULD " " COULD WE RESCHEDULE?" "I HAVE AN OPENING TOMORROW AT 7:00." "WOULD THAT WORK?" "UH,TOMORROW'S FINE,YES." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "IT'S FINE." "THESE THINGS HAPPEN." "REALLY." "OH,THANK YOU." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "THANK YOU." "BYE." "YOU LOOK TERRIBLE." "James:" "AAH!" "OOH!" "OW!" "HE'S GOT MY LEG!" "HE'S GOT MY LEG!" "DON'T HURT ME!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "DON'T HURT ME!" "SAVE ME!" "SAVE ME!" "HOW MUCH ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK?" "[ Russian accent ] MUCH." "YEAH." "THAT'S WHAT YOUR PARENTS SAY." "THEY ARE NOT PARENTS!" "YOU THINK THEY ARE PARENTS?" "NO." "THEY'RE NOT YOUR PARENTS." "is my russian better than your english?" "your russian sucks!" "AH!" "AND WHEN I SAW YOU IN THE PARKING SPACE," "I THOUGHT,"THIS IS A METAPHOR," YOU KNOW?" "A METAPHOR?" "CLEARLY." "I MEAN,YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY HANDICAPPED." "AM I RIGHT?" "AND YET YOU DRIVE INTO THAT PARKING SPACE" "LIKE YOU CAN PARK ANYWHERE..." "AND THAT'S WHY I KILLED HER." "YOU SEEM DISTRACTED." "NO." "AND NOW YOU'RE LYING TO ME." "NO,NO." "NOT AT ALL." "LOOK,THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME." "NO KIDDING." "ONE HOUR A WEEK IS ABOUT ME," "AND EVEN MY THERAPIST CAN'T PAY ATTENTION." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I'M " " I'M..." "YOU DESERVE BETTER." "ACTUALLY,YOU DESERVE A REBATE FOR TODAY." "I'M GOING THROUGH A PERSONAL CRISIS," "AND IT SEEMS TO BE LEAKING ALL OVER THIS SESSION." "I'M " " I'M..." "IT'S OKAY." "IT HAPPENS." "EVEN TO YOU,APPARENTLY." "WHICH IS GOOD TO KNOW." "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF." "YOU LOOK TERRIBLE." "I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK?" "YES." "HE'S SO ANGRY." "YOU BET." "COME ON IN." "VIKTOR AND I ARE STARTING TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER." "SO HOW ABOUT WE GO AHEAD" "AND,UH,MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR NEXT WEEK?" "SAME TIME,HUH?" "YOU KNOW,UH,WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK THAT OVER." "YOU KNOW,WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK IT OVER WITH VIK HERE." "VIKTOR." "I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT." "WELL,THANK YOU." "COME ON,VIK." "ATTABOY." "CORDELIA?" "IT'S ME." "YOU GOT A 6:00?" "NOPE." "CANCELED,THANK GOD." "COME ON IN." "WORKING?" "NOT AT ALL." "I WAS JUST TRYING..." "OH,DAMN IT." "I AM A CYBER RETARD." "CAN I HELP?" "YES,YOU CAN." "I'M TRYING TO ORDER THIS CUTE LITTLE DRESS." "OH,THAT'S VERY NICE." "BIG DATE?" "A FEW." "YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ADMIRE " " WHAT?" "THE SHEER STAMINA REQUIRED TO KEEP KISSING FROGS" "AT THIS LATE DATE." "YEAH." ""ORDER CONFIRMED."" "AH!" "THANK YOU!" "YOU LOOK TERRIBLE." "YEAH." "SO I HEAR." "PHEW." "I THINK PHIL'S GONE." "GONE?" "GONE HOW?" "UH,HOW DO I,UH..." "HE'S BANGING DONNA RODINSKY." "OD HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "INTERESTING RESPONSE." "YOU DON'T SAY, "YOU'RE CRAZY."" "YOU DON'T SAY, "DON'T BE RIDICULOUS." "PHIL WOULDN'T CHEAT ON YOU."" "I DON'T KNOW PHIL THAT WELL, BUT I DO KNOW THE SPECIES." "AND,UH,THERE'S NOT A MAN ON EARTH," "STRAIGHT,GAY,OR QUADRIPLEGIC, ABOUT WHOM I'D SAY," ""OH,HONEY,HE'D,UH, NEVER CHEAT ON YOU."" "IT WAS IN HER OFFICE." "IT WAS IN HER ARMCHAIR." "I WAS EARLY." "OR LATE." "I WAS NOT EXPECTED." "USELESS,LAZY, INSECURE SACK OF " "YOU'RE SPEAKING OF PHIL?" "YEAH." "DONNA WAS JUST USING WHAT GOD GAVE HER," "SEEING IF THE FISH WERE STILL BITING." "I DON'T BLAME HER MUCH." "BUT PHIL..." "HAD YOU." "HEY,PHIL." "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" "YOU DID WHAT?" "LET'S GO BOTHER TAJ." "NO,I UNDERSTAND." "I UNDERSTAND." "NO,NO ONE." "WHO?" "I SAID,"WITH WHOM?"" "YOU'RE KIDDING." "OKAY." "OKAY." "BYE." "MY WIFE." "GOD ALMIGHTY." "BE MORE LAME." "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "NOTHING OF ANY USE." "COME ON." "I GOT WORK TO DO." "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT PHIL?" "HE ASKED ME NOT TO." "I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY." "I'M NOT ANYBODY." "I'D LIKE TO THINK " "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "HEY,UH,LOOK." "DON'T HANG UP." "I,UH..." "I FOUND A CRISIS COUNSELOR, SOMEONE FOR US TO TALK TO." "Please come." "WHERE?" "8:00 tonight. 19 Elm Street." "Thank you,thank you." "Thank you." "[ SIGHS ] I LOVE YOU,BABE." "SWELL." "UH,PHIL AND I,UH..." "I'M GONNA " " I'M GONNA TALK TO PHIL." "WE'LL " " WE'LL SEE." "WONDERFUL." "I HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR YOU." "THANKS." "YOU THINK IT'S WONONDERFUL?" "MARRIAGES ARE FULL OF UPS AND DOWNS." "I'VE HEARD THAT." "HE'LL BRING HER FLOWERS." "THEY'LL TAKE A WEEKEND TOGETHER." "IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, HE CAN GET HER SOME JEWELRY." "AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, ANNE WILL THROW HIM OUT" "AND WE'LL NEED TO GET A NEW TENANT," "WHICH WOULD BE MY GUESS." "WHY?" "WHY WOULD YOU GUESS IT'S ALL OVER BETWEEN THEM?" "MEN WHO DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT DON'T." "YOU GET CAUGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT," "OR BECAUSE YOU WISH TO PUNISH YOUR WIFE." "WELL,YOU'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT." "IF SHE DOES THROW HIM OUT," "WE CAN ALL TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW AT THE BREAKFAST." "YOU GOT TO TEACH ME HOW YOU DO THAT LITTLE TRICK." "IF I TEACH YOU THAT, I CAN'T USE IT." "HEY,HONEY." "HELLO." "COME ON." "I'M STILL YOUR HUSBAND." "YES,I KNOW." "WELL,UH,WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN, DR. BELLOWES,PHIL?" "YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?" "NO,NOT " " NOT REALLY." "JUST CASUALLY." "GOLF." "YOU KNOW EACH OTHER." "OH. [ CHUCKLES ]" "CRISIS COUNSELOR, MY WHITE ASS." "THERE IS NO CRISIS,FELLAS." "THERE WAS A CRISIS." "IT CAME AND WENT, AND WE MISSED IT." "THIS IS THE WAKE,BOYS." "LET'S REST IN PEACE." "ANNE,COME ON." "ANNIE!" "NO." "I CAN'T." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] I CAN'T." "[ TIRES SCREECH ] ANNIE!" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I THINK SO." "THANK GOD." "HEY!" "ANNIE!" "ANNIE!" "FRANCE 3,GERMANY 2." "WHAT ABOUT SCOTLAND?" "OH." "WHAT ABOUT SCOTLAND,FRED?" "HOLLAND 5,ENGLAND 0." "WHAT ABOUT SCOTLAND,FRED?" "NO." "DON'T TELL ME." "ALL RIGHT." "TELL ME." "NOT GOOD." "YOU KNOW,WHAT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IS " "WHAT'S UP?" "WE WERE JUST,UM..." "I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOU AND PHIL." "BOY,NEWS TRAVELS FAST." "OH,I SEE." "OLD NEWS." "HUH,GUYS?" "I WASN'T SURE." "I THOUGHT I SAW 'EM A COUPLE OF TIMES" "IN ONE OF THOSE DARK ITALIAN PLACES." "FORGIVE ME." "I HAVE BEHAVED DESPICABLY OUT OF COWARDICE" "AND A PROFOUND DISLIKE OF..." "WELL,YOU KNOW." "LIFE." "YES." "WELL,I FOR ONE DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL YESTERDAY." "AND I SAY LET'S STRING THE BASTARD UP BY HIS BALLS," "IF HE HAS ANY." "LET'S JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT." "WELL,I DON'T WISH TO JUMP THE GUN," "BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE PHIL MOVE OUT OF HIS OFFICE " "OH,YES." "HE'S OUT." "HE'S OUT,OKAY?" "OKAY." "FAIR ENOUGH." "BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO GET A NEW TENANT." "I BEG YOUR PARDON?" "I SAID,WITH YOU AND PHIL PARTING WAYS," "WE NEED A NEW TENANT." "AND YOU ARE,IN FACT, IN CHARGE OF " "WAIT." "LET ME SAY IT,TAJ." "EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE IS FALLING DOWN AROUND MY EARS," "EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT REASONABLY EXPECT MY COLLEAGUES" "TO LIGHTEN MY LOAD AT THIS POINT," "YOU ARE NOW GOING TO REMIND ME" "THAT I AM IN CHARGE OF HOUSING?" "NO PROBLEM." "I'LL FIND A TENANT." "AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT THE LOSS OF PHIL ERICKSEN," "YOUR THURSDAY SQUASH PARTNER," "WILL NOT INCONVENIENCE YOU TOO MUCH." "IF I WERE YOUR WIFE, I'D STAB YOU IN YOUR SLEEP." "YOU LOOK TERRIBLE, GIRLFRIEND." "KISS MY ASS." "HONEY,IF I COULD BEND OVER THAT FAR,I CERTAINLY WOULD." "YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN " " JUST NOT RIGHT NOW." "RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF A WOMAN" "WHO HAS BEEN UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED" "BY THE MAN SHE MARRIED." "YOU COULD SAY THAT." "IN DONNA RODINSKY'S OFFICE." "UGH." "EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER WHAT WAS CLEARLY" "OUR LAST SESSION." "WOW." "FULL SERVICE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'M SAD AND INSULTED." "AND I SHOULD FILE SOME HUGE LAWSUIT AGAINST HER," "WHICH I WON'T,BECAUSE..." "DAMN IT." "SHE CAN HAVE HIM." "I DIDN'T WANT HIM." "I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS," "OR WHATEVER, TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." "I KNOW." "YOU DO?" "THERE WASN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM,RIGHT?" "HE DIDN'T DRINK." "HE DIDN'T HIT YOU." "HE PICKED UP HIS SOCKS, MADE DECENT MONEY," "DIDN'T RUN AROUND " " UNTIL NOW." "WHAT THE HELL?" "IT SEEMS PICKY,DOESN'T IT?" "WITH ALL THOSE LOSERS OUT THERE," "AND YOU WANT TO GET RID OF A DECENT GUY" "JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SO BORING HE MADE YOU LONG FOR PAIN." "YEAH." "[ SIGHS ] OKAY,THEN." "YOU NEED A LAWYER?" "BABY FACE IS OVER THERE." "HE JUST MOVED INTO TOWN." "HE SEEMS SMART." "LOOKING TO START HIS OWN PRACTICE." "ONE OF YOUR ORPHANS?" "NO,THANKS." "ALL RIGHT." "YEAH." "SEND HIM OVER,PLEASE." "BABY FACE." "OH." "HI." "I'M,UM,BARRY WHITE." "IF YOU NEED SOME LEGAL " "YOU WANT AN OFFICE?" "WE HAVE ONE " " AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY." "$800 A MONTH PLUS YOUR SHARE OF ANSWERING SERVICE," "PHONE,AND FRED,WHO IS SORT OF OUR OFFICE MANAGER." "AN OFFICE." "WELL..." "I COULD USE AN OFFICE." "GREAT." "PLUS TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE" "IN CASE YOU RUN OFF WITH SOME BIMBO OR KILL YOURSELF." "I DON'T HAVE $2,400." "IF I DID,I WOULDN'T BE " "GOT IT." "WILL YOU BUY TOILET PAPER FOR A MONTH?" "YES." "HAPPY TO." "AND LIGHT BULBS?" "OF COURSE." "LIGHT BULBS." "GOOD MAN." "WHEN CAN YOU MOVE IN?" "NOW?" "JAMES LECROIX." "IT'S LESLIE PETROVSKY." "I'm sorry to bother you." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "WE JUST HAD ASHLEY'S 11th BIRTHDAY PARTY." "Viktor was having fun." "AND THEN,SUDDENLY " " I DON'T KNOW " "VIKTOR THREW ASHLEY INTO THE SWIMMING POOL." "He could have killed her." "Anyway,I know it's not the end of the world." "I JUST..." "VIKTOR JUST SITS IN HIS ROOM." "He won't eat." "He won't talk." "I'LL COME OVER." "COME OVER?" "YEAH." "YOUR ADOPTED SON'S IN CRISIS." "YOUR WHOLE FAMILY'S IN DISTRESS." "I'm gonna come over and try to help." "THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU " "DON'T YOU MENTION IT." "I HAVE THE ADDRESS." "It'll take me 20 minutes,okay?" "Bye." "FRED SMEDRESSMAN, OFFICE MANAGER." "BARRY WHITE,LAWYER." "NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. SMEDRESSMAN." "CALL ME FRED." "AND CALL ME BARRY,PLEASE." "OH,NO." "NOT WHEN I CAN CALL YOU BARRY WHITE EVERY DAY." "THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR OFFICE." "Barry White." "I KNOW WE CAN'T SEND HIM BACK" "LIKE A SUIT THAT DOESN'T FIT." "BUT HE DOESN'T FIT " " OR WE DON'T FIT HIM." "AH,WELL." "IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU COULD GIVE HIM A FULL EVALUATION," "LET US KNOW WHAT TEXPECT." "IF THERE'S HOPE THAT HE COULD BECOME NORMAL," "THEN WE WANT TO KEEP HIM." "BUT IF WE SHOULD NEED TO MAKE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS..." "I DO SEE." "JUST BRING HIM IN MONDAY AT 4:00." "I WILL GIVE YOU A COMPLETE EVALUATION" "AND THE NAME OF A PEDIATRIC NEUROLOGIST." "YOU CAN GET A FULL WORKUP." "GREAT." "I JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW." "I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE A GOOD FIT." "REALLY?" "A GOOD FIT?" "WHERE?" "AT THE COUNTRY CLUB?" "AT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?" "AT CHRISTMAS?" "IN WHAT WAY DID YOU THINK A BOY" "WHO WAS REGULARLY BEATEN AND TERRORIZED," "WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH," "AND WHO PROBABLY LET HIMSELF BE SODOMIZED" "FOR A WARM PAIR OF SOCKS AND THOUGHT HIMSELF LUCKY " "IN WHAT WAY DID YOU THINK HE WOULD BE A GOOD FIT?" "IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY, CALL ME." "OTHERWISE,I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY." "I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYONE!" "YOU SEE,I DIDN'T SAY "WITH ANYONE ELSE"" "BECAUSE I'M ALSO NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU." "I DO SLEEP,BUT I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE." "OH,S-SO YOU THINK THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE" "IF WE HAD SEX?" "NO,I THINK YOUR WILLINGNESS" "WOULD AT LEAST INDICATE YOU HAVE SOME AFFECTION FOR ME," "THAT I'M NOT JUST A PAYCHECK AND A HABIT" "AND SOMEONE TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING HUMILIATED" "AT YOUR AUNT'S HOUSE ON THANKSGIVING." "IF JOHN'S NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYONE ELSE," "AND SINCE YOU'VE BROUGHT IT UP FOR THE PAST FIVE SESSIONS" "AND HE'S DENIED IT EVERY TIME," "I THINK NOW YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE TO BELIEVE HIM" "OR DIVORCE HIM." "MAYBE WHAT YOU FEEL ISN'T JEALOUSLY,LOUISE." "MAYBE IT'S LOSS." "AND MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE JOHN FEEL,TOO." "YOU SHOULD KNOW,ANNIE." "IN OUR CASE, IT WAS JEALOUSY AND LOSS." "PEONALLY..." "I THINK HE IS SCREWING AROUND." "GOOD-LOOKING, AND HE KNOWS IT." "AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW IT." "WELL,THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT." "SEE?" "THAT'S VERY NICE." "Louise:" "MAYBE HE'S JUST THE MOST EMOTIONALLY WITHHOLDING," "EMOTIONALLY RETARDED MAN IN THE WORLD." "YOU KNOW,I WILL SAY TO JOHN, "PLEASE,CAN WE TALK?"" "AND HE WILL GRAB THE NEWSPAPER AND OPEN IT..." "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. "BLAH,BLAH,BLAH." "BLAH,BLAH,BLAHDY,BLAHDY, BLAHDY,BLAHDY,BLAH."" "STILL TALKING." "...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO..." "HE'S NOT EVEN PRETENDING TO LISTEN." "JOHNNY CASH ON THE INTERIOR STEREO." "MEN AND WOMEN " " WHAT A JOKE." "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?" "YES!" "NO." "NO,I AM NOT." "YOU KNOW I'M NOT." "HOW COULD I?" "YOU CAN'T EVEN PRETEND TO LISTEN?" "I PRETEND TO WATCH FOOTBALL." "I PRETEND NOT TO MIND WHEN YOUR FATHER GRABS MY ASS." "I AM EVEN WILLING TO PRETEND TO COME." "AND YOU CAN'T EVEN PRETEND TO LISTEN IN HERE FOR 50 MINUTES?" "FINE." "OH." "YEAH." "YOU CHASED HER OUT OF HERE." "I JUST TOLD HER THE TRUTH." "THAT'S CERTAINLY ALL ANYBODY NEEDS TO HEAR." "I CAN'T DO COUPLES THERAPY WITHOUT THE COUPLE." "I KNOW LOUISE IS NO PICNIC." "BUT IF YOU WANT TO STAY MARRIED, GO GET HER." "IF YOU WANT TO GET DIVORCED," "JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING." "I MUST NOT BE MAKING MYSELF CLEAR." "GO HOME." "Phil:" "YOU COME HOME,TOO,ANNIE." "HEY." "HEY." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YOU RAN ME OVER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "HOW DO YOU THINK I AM?" "I'M ALL RIGHT." "HOW ABOUT YOU?" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YOU RAN ME OVER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "HOW DO YOU THINK I AM?" "I'M ALL RIGHT,TOO." "I..." "REGRET RUNNING YOU OVER." "OH." ""REGRET." YOU REGRET IT." "WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS "I'M SORRY"" "OR "I WISH I HADN'T DONE IT."" "NO." "HOW HONEST SHOULD WE BE?" "NOW IS THE TIME,I THINK." "WELL,I REALLY DO REGRET YOU WALKING IN ON ME AND DONNA." "GOD,I MORE THAN REGRET IT." "I " "TWO QUESTIONS." "SHE SEDUCED YOU?" "SORT OF." "NOT REALLY." "CAN YOU SAY YOU WISH IT HADN'T HAPPENED" "AND YOU'LL NEVER,EVER DO IT AGAIN," "IT WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE?" "CAN YOU TELL ME I'M THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE," "AND THAT WHAT KILLS YOU IS THE THOUGHT" "OF MY LOVING SOMEBODY ELSE?" "THAT YOU WERE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD" "TO SPENDING 50 MORE WONDERFUL YEARS WITH ME?" "OH,SWEETIE..." "I'M SORRY." "I'LL ALWAYS..." "I WILL ALWAYS BE SORRY." "ME,TOO." "CAN I STAY TONIGHT?" "I JUST,UH..." "I GUESS." "I HAVE YOUR SHOES." "OH,GOD." "THOSE ARE MY NOODLES." "OH." "UH... [ CHUCKLES ]" "HI." "I'M BARRY WHITE." "UH-HUH." "ANNE LEFT ME A NOTE." "I'M JAMES LECROIX." "GOOD TO MEET YOU." "SO,I GUESS WE'RE BOTH WORKING LATE." "YES." "I'M GONNA BE IN PHIL ERICKSEN'S OLD OFFICE." "YES." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT COUCH DRY-CLEANED." "OR..." "YOU MIGHT NOT." "IT'S JUST A THOUGHT." "CAN I HELP YOU?" "WE'RE LOOKING FOR JAMES LECROY." "I'M JAMES LECROIX." "GOOD." "James:" "NO." "I LEFT THEIR HOUSE ABOUT SIX HOURS AGO." "UM,VIKTOR WAS IN HIS ROOM." "I HAVEN'T,UH,SEEN OR SPOKEN WITH VIKTOR SINCE 7:00." "AND I LEFT THE PETROVSKYS' ABOUT 7:20" "AND DROVE STRAIGHT HERE." "VERY PRECISE,DR. LECROIX." "YES,I THOUGHT THAT WOULD HELP YOU FIND VIKTOR." "BUT CLEARLY,IF I WERE VAGUE, THEN THAT WOULD BOTHER YOU,TOO." "YOU ALREADY BOTHER US,JIM." "BATHROOM,BATHROOM, BATHROOM." ""JIM." IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BRING ME TO MY KNEES?" "IS THAT A POSITION THAT WORKS FOR YOU,DOC?" "YOU'RE GOOD." "YOU LIKE KIDS,DOC?" "YES." "YES,I DO." "THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY'RE SWEET..." "AND THEY SMELL GOOD." "THESE PEOPLE ARE WORRIED YOU HAVE THEIR KID." "THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE." "THEY ARE." "I DON'T." "HI." "HOW'S IT GOING?" "BARRY WHITE, DR. LECROIX'S ATTORNEY." "DO YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE A WARRANT FOR HIS ARREST?" "A SEARCH WARRANT?" "WE JUST WANTED THE DOC'S HELP." "A PATIENT OF HIS,A KID, VIK PETROVSKY,IS MISSING." "WE FIGURED THE DOC WOULD WANT TO HELP US FIND THE BOY." "AND HE DOES." "AND SINCE YOU'VE ASKED YOUR QUESTIONS " " LOOK " "GENTLEMEN,IT'S LATE, AND WE'RE DONE HERE." "I'LL SHOW YOU OUT." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "YOU SAW THE COPS?" "I DID." "UH,I CAN'T VIOLATE MY CLIENT'S CONFIDENTIALITY." "OF COURSE NOT." "BUT YOU CAN TELL ME WHO YOUR CLIENT IS." "JAMES." "JAMES IS A GOOD MAN." "THAT'S MY THOUGHT." "SO ARE YOU." "AND NICE." "YOU'RE CLEARLY GOOD AND NICE." "I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE." "UM,MY FATHER KILLED PEOPLE FOR A LIVING." "AND,UH..." "MY MOTHER KNEW ABOUT IT" "UT AND BOUGHT A NEW MINK EVERY YEAR." "SO I'M,UH " " I'M DEEPLY EVEN PATHOLOGICALLY" "COMMITTED TO BEING GOOD AND NICE." "YOU HEARD ABOUT MY HUSBAND?" "WHATEVER." "YOU DID HEAR,OBVIOUSLY." "AND THIS WAS HIS OFFICE." "I KNOW." "VERY KARMIC." "MY HUSBAND WILL BE GETTING A LAWYER." "AND I GUESS I NEED ONE." "OH." "ME." "Yeah." "YOU'RE THINKING ME." "UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ]" "I THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS THE, UH,PROS AND CONS" "OF MY REPRESENTING YOU." "UM,BUT FIRST, UH..." "I-I'M NEW IN TOWN." "UM,I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE THREE DAYS." "I DON'T KNOW ANYONE EXCEPT YOU AND CONCHATA" "AND THAT GUY AT POPEYES CHICKEN ON WHEELING AVENUE." "YUCK." "IT'S NOT BAD,REALLY." "SECOND,UH,I'VE NEVERACTUALLY" "* MAKE THE WORLD BRAND-NEW AND TAKE THE TIME FOR YOU *" "THIRD,UH,WE ARE,IN EFFECT, NEIGHBORS AND COLLEAGUES." "AND IT MIGHT EVEN COME TO PASS THAT WE..." "* I LET THE DAY GO BY" "* I ALWAYS SAY GOODBYE" "* I WATCH THE STARS FROM MY WINDOWSILL *" "* THE WHOLE WORLD IS MOVING, AND I'M STANDING STILL *" "* YEAH" "* OH,YEAH" "* OH,YEAH" "VIKTOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "GET AWAY FROM HIM!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "!" "STOP TALKING TO HIM." "YOU WILL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER LAWYER!" "FOR TRIPPING OVER HIM?" "IF HE CAME TO ME AND I CARE FOR HIM," "I MUST BE MOLESTING HIM,HMM?" "NO PASSION FOR CHILDREN EXCEPT THE PERVERSE." "EVERY MAN WHO LOVES CHILDREN IS A PEDOPHILE,IS THAT IT?" "LOTS OF MEN WHO LOVE CHILDREN ARE PEDOPHILES." "WHAT?" "YOU'RE TELLING ME?" "LOOK,AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED," "WE CAN RESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY JUST FOR THEM." "AND SO NOW THE ONLY CHOICE FOR DECENT MEN IS INDIFFERENCE!" "I SMILE AT CHILDREN IN THE GROCERY STORE" "AND THEIR MOTHERS PUSH THEIR CART AWAY!" "LOOK,I UNDERSTAND " "SCOUTING,SUMMER CAMP, AFTER-SCHOOL BODY BUILDING." "IF I HAD A SON, I'D BE AFRAID TO LET HIM GO." "BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS." "it's okay." "my friend was worried about you." "he thought you wanted to bugger me?" "yes." "IT'S OKAY." "VIKTOR UNDERSTANDS COMPLETELY." "YOU'RE OKAY?" "VIKTOR OKAY." "NO KISSY." "NO..." "CALL HIS PARENTS." "IT'S TOO EARLY." "ARE YOU NUTS?" "YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM NOW" "AND TELL THEM THAT HE IS HERE AND TO COME GET HIM." "I JUST THOUGHT,YOU KNOW, "POOR KID," "LET HIM SLEEP TILL IT HITS THE FAN."" "OKAY." "OKAY,YOU CLIMB UP ON THE CROSS,ALL RIGHT?" "AND YOU LET THE PARENTS FIND HIM HERE,WHENEVER THAT IS." "SEE HOW MUCH GOOD YOU DO HIM" "WHEN THEY'RE SCREAMING "RAPE AND ABDUCTION."" "THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANY EVIDENCE OF RAPE." "YOU LIKE SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME,RIGHT?" "SO THAT I CAN WONDER WHETHER YOU MEAN" "THERE'D BE NO RAPE OR NO EVIDENCE." "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT." "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON,BUDDY, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE." "A DECENT CARD,HUH?" "ALL RIGHT,HERE WE GO." "G I WIN!" "HI!" "HI,THERE." "UH,GOOD MORNING." "THIS IS BARRY." "HE WORKS HERE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S EARLY." "WHY DON'T WE GET SOME BREAKFAST?" "UH,WE THOUGHT WE'D JUST TAKE HIM HOME." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "OKAY." "BREAKFAST?" "John:" "I HATE IT WHEN WE FIGHT." "AND I REALLY TRY NOT TO ENGAGE IN THAT. AND,YOU KNOW, IF LOUISE COULD JUST STOP..." "I DON'T WANT TO SAY "NAGGING." I KNOW THAT SOUNDS CRITICAL." "HERE WE GO." "REALLY?" "YOU THINK SO?" "I DON'T THINK YOU CAN'T STAND MY NAGGING." "I THINK YOU CAN'T STAND ME SPEAKING." "NO,NO,NO." "YOU GET THIS COLD, STONY LOOK ON YOUR FACE..." "YOU KNOW,IF I HAD TO LIVE WITH EITHER ONE OF YOU," "I'D CUT MY THROAT." "REALLY." "HONEST TO GOD." "WHEN YOU TWO GET DIVORCED, WHICH SEEMS INEVITABLE," "DO THE RIGHT THING " " DON'T REMARRY." "I CAN'T HELP YOU." "James:" "I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY." "I GAVE YOU A REALLY,REALLY HARD TIME,AND I AM SORRY." "YOU DID THE RIGHT THING." "YOU BROUGHT THIS BOY TO A BETTER LIFE." "I DIDN'T HELP." "I SAW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR HIM,AND..." "WELL,THAT'S WHAT I SAW." "BUT HERE'S THE THING." "HE'S NOT BRAIN-DAMAGED." "HE'S JUST ANGRY AND TERRIFIED, AND HE'S HAD 10 BAD YEARS," "AND IT WILL TAKE THAT LONG TO MAKE IT BETTER." "AND YOU CAN GET THE MOST ELABORATE WORKUP IN THE WORLD," "BUT WHAT NO ONE WILL WANT TO TELL YOU " "BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD WANT TO HEAR IT " "IS THAT THIS BOY IS GOING TO SPOIL YOUR FAMILY VACATIONS." "HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU HEADACHES AT SCHOOL." "HE'S GONNA BREAK THE TOYS YOU GIVE HIM." "AND PROBABLY,EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE DECENT PEOPLE," "YOU'RE GONNA GET TO KNOW THE POLICE" "A LOT BETTER THAN YOU EXPECTED." "WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US AVOID ALL OF THAT." "THERE IS NO AVOIDING IT." "THERE'S DEALING WITH IT." "THERE'S BEING PREPARED AND WORKING HARD" "SO THAT HE ONLY GETS PICKED UP FOR A LITTLE BE AT 14" "AND NOT ARMED ROBBERY AT 16." "BUT IT IS SO MUCH WORK." "THE WORLD,SCHOOLS,ORPHANAGES, PEOPLE LIKE ME " "WE HAVE NO RIGHT TO EXPECT YOU TO WORK THIS HARD." "NO ONE LOVES WITHOUT EXPECTATION." "NO ONE GIVES WITHOUT WANTING SOMETHING IN RETURN." "TO KEEP THIS BOY," "THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO CHOOSE THIS." "PEOPLE DO." "SOME PEOPLE MAKE THE HARD CHOICE." "YES,THEY DO." "AND A FEW..." "WELL,THEY FEEL BLESSED " "THE KIDS AND THE PARENTS " " BECAUSE..." "THEY HAVE DONE WHAT MOST OF US NEVER DO." "THEY HAVE GIVEN ALL THEY HAVE WITHOUT EXPECTATION." "THEY HAVE PERSEVERED IN LOVE WHEN LOVE MADE NO SENSE," "AND THEY HAVE SAVED A LIFE." "MOST PEOPLE DO NOT." "VIKTOR?" "TELL THE TRUTH." "YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIND OF AN ASS,DIDN'T YOU?" "WELL,JUST A WEE BIT." "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?" "I MEAN,YOU HAVE LOOKS, YOU HAVE LUCK," "YOU HAVE IQs OVER 75," "NO APPARENT PHYSICAL DISABILITIES." "AND ALL YOU DO IS PISS AND MOAN ABOUT HOW YOU DESERVE BETTER." "YOU DON'T DESERVE BETTER." "OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU." "YOU'RE LIKE AN ICE CUBE ALL DAY." "I MEAN,WILD TURKEYS DO A BETTER JOB AT FOREPLAY." "OF COURSE HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO YOU." "NOT ONE KIND OR SUPPORTIVE WORD COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH." "I MEAN,WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "MARRIAGE IS EASY?" "IT'S NOT." "IT'S NOT EASY." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE IN A LITTLE LIFEBOAT," "YOU MORONS, IN A BIG,COLD OCEAN." "AND THERE YOU BOTH ARE, TOO LAZY TO ROW," "TOO SELFISH TO DO ONE INCH MORE THAN YOUR SHARE." "AND THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BOAT." "AND WHAT DO YOU DO?" ""YOU FIX IT." "NO,YOU FIX IT."" ""BUT I FIXED IT THE LAST TIME." "IT'S YOUR FAULT."" ""NO,IT'S YOUR FAULT."" "BELIEVE ME,IT'S NOT THE OTHER PERSON'S FAULT." "IT'S YOURS." "I MEAN,DO YOU OFFER..." "THE OTHER A HAND?" "DO YOU ROW WHEN THE OTHER ONE GETS TIRED?" "DO YOU FORGIVE?" "DO YOU APOLOGIZE, AS EVERYBODY NEEDS TO," "A LOT,FOR " " FOR..." "OUR MISTAKES, FOR OUR ACCIDENTAL CRUELTIES," "FOR THE WAYS IN WHICH WE DISAPPOINT EACH OTHER" "ALL THE TIME?" "NO,YOU JUST SIT THERE," "CO-CAPTAINS OF THE "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?" TEAM," "WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE, APPARENTLY THE MARRIAGE FAIRY," "TO FIX IT." "THERE IS NO MARRIAGE FAIRY, PEOPLE." "YOU EITHER HELP EACH OTHER, OR THE MARRIAGE DIES." "AND THEN THERE YOU ARE " "TWO MORE PEOPLE TREADING WATER ALONE AND COLD" "AND WONDERING WHAT WENT WRONG." "SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR NEEDS." "SHUT UP ABOUT THE PAST." "DO MORE." "GIVE MORE." "GIVE WHAT YOU NEVER GOT." "LOVE EACH OTHER MORE THAN YOU DESERVE," "FOR GOD'S SAKE." "Oh,God. [ SNIFFLES ]" "* MAY YOU NEVER LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN *" "* WITHOUT A HAND TO HOLD" "* MAY YOU NEVER MAKE YOUR BED OUT IN THE COLD *" "* YOU'RE JUST LIKE A GREAT STRONG BROTHER OF MINE *" "* YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU TRUE *" "* AND YOU NEVER TALK DIRTY BEHIND MY BACK *" "* AND I KNOW THAT THERE'S THOSE WHO DO *" "* OH,PLEASE,WON'T YOU PLEASE?" "WON'T YOU BEAR IT IN MIND?" "*" "* LOVE IS A LESSON TO LEARN IN OUR TIME *" "* AND,PLEASE, WON'T YOU PLEASE?" "*" "* WON'T YOU BEAR IT IN MIND FOR ME?" "*" "* MAY YOU NEVER LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN *" "* WITHOUT A HAND TO HOLD" "HEY." "* MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR WOMAN OVERNIGHT *" "HEY." "* MAY YOU NEVER LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN *" "* WITHOUT A HAND TO HOLD" "* MAY YOU NEVER MAKE YOUR BED OUT IN THE COLD *" "* MAY YOU NEVER..." "YOU KNOW WHAT HENRY JAMES SAID?" "NO." ""WE WORK IN THE DARK."" ""WE DO WHAT WE CAN."" ""WE GIVE WHAT WE HAVE."" "YEAH." "* MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR WOMAN OVERNIGHT *"