"♪♪" "HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY" "HARRY DEAR." "NOW, FINISH YOUR BUTTER BEER." "I'LL GO PURCHASE THE BOOKS" "YOU NEED FOR FIRST YEARS." "THANK YOU MRS.WEASLEY." "MHM." "UH, QUICK QUESTION" "BEFORE YOU GO" "YES HARRY DEAR." "DO YOU KNOW WHEN I'LL GET" "TO MEET THE HEADMASTER?" "YOU KNOW, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE?" "SOON ENOUGH, HARRY DEAR." "SOON ENOUGH." "[GIGGLES]" "I SAY, THE PRANCING" "PONY HAS GONE DOWN HILL." "CAN I HELP YOU SIR?" "I DOUBT IT." "I'M LOOKING FOR A VERY SHORT" "PERSON WHO LIVES WITH HIS UNCLE" "AND CARRIES A GREAT BURDEN." "IS THIS GREAT BURDEN THE" "RESULT OF A DARK LORD?" "A DARK LORD WHO ONCE HAD" "EXTREME POWER BUT LOST IT ALL?" "AND CURRENTLY RESIDES" "IN SPIRIT FORM UNTIL HE" "CAN BE BROUGHT BACK?" "[GASPS]" "IT'S YOU!" "IT'S YOU!" "IT'S AN HONOR, SIR." "WAIT!" "I HAVE TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN." "DESCRIBE YOUR BEST FRIEND TO ME." "SHAGGY RED HAIR," "LIVES IN A BOROUGH," "AND WHAT HE LACKS INTELLIGENCE" "HE MAKES UP FOR IN LOYALTY." "THAT'S THE ONE!" "[LAUGHS]" "NOW, GETTING BACK TO THE UH," "YOU KNOW WHAT" "OH YEAH." "IS IT SECRET?" "IS IT SAFE?" "UH, NOT REALLY." "I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE" "KNOWS ABOUT IT." "FOOL OF A TOOK!" "YOU MUST DESTROY IT!" "HOW?" "I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING;" "NEUTROGENA, PROACTIV," "DOVE MOISTURIZER." "MIGHT WANT TO TRY" "SOMETHING A LITTLE STRONGER." "OH NO, IT'S HIM." "WHO?" "THAT MAN WITH THE LONG" "BLONDE HAIR WHO THINKS HE'S" "BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE." "I THINK HIS NAME IS LUCIUS." "ACTUALLY IT'S" "PRONOUNCED LEGOLAS," "BUT YOU'RE RIGHT." "HE'S VERY PRETENTIOUS." "YES," "AND HE'S OBSESSED WITH BLOOD." "I KNOW!" "YESTERDAY HE WAS LIKE," ""A RED SUNRISE IS BLOOD" "HAS BEEN SPILLED"" "AND I WAS LIKE," ""CUT THE RIDDLES MAN," "JUST SAY PEOPLE DIED HERE."" "WHERE ARE YOU SIR?" "DOBBY WANTS TO GIVE YOU" "ANOTHER GLASS OF BUTTER BEER." "OH, I'M SORRY SIR." "IT'S THAT TORTURED" "AND SYMPATHETIC BALD" "CREATURE WHO'S BOTH A" "HELP AND A HINDRANCE TO ME." "DOES HE SPEAK ENTIRELY" "IN THE THIRD PERSON?" "BAD DOBBY!" "VERY BAD DOBBY!" "[GLASS BREAKS]" "EXACTLY." "HE'S A LITTLE BIT OBSESSED WITH" "ME PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M" "A PRETTY WELL KNOWN WIZARD." "[GIGGLES] YOU'RE A WHAT?" "HEY, LOOK EVERYONE;" "IT'S FRODO THE GREY!" "[LAUGHS]" "OH, THAT IS HILARIOUS." "BUT AN EIGHT-FOOT TALL GIANT" "NAMED HAGRID TOLD ME I WAS." "HAVE YOU BEEN EATING FARMER" "BROWN'S MUSHROOMS AGAIN?" "NO, SIR." "I" "I JUST" "OH NO SIR," "IT'S ONE OF THEM." "CAST A PATRONUS!" "YES, ONE OF THE NINE." "THEY ARE DRAWN TO IT AND" "THEY WILL NOT REST UNTIL THEY" "KISS ME, YES, I KNOW SIR." "THEY'RE OBSESSED WITH KISSING." "SO YOU HAVE BEEN" "EATING THOSE MUSHROOMS." "OH!" "GOOD HEAVENS THEY ARE" "OBSESSED WITH KISSING." "BUY ME DINNER FIRST YOU" "DRAGON RIDING NAZGUL FREAK!" "[YELLS]" "THAT WAS BRILLIANT DUMBLEDORE!" "DUMBLEDORE?" "PEEK-A-BOO!" "[GASPS]" "WHY GANDALF!" "YOU LOOK CONFUSED." "UH, NO HE'S NOT." "I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN" "WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE." "ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE." "I WILL DESCRIBE SOMEONE AND YOU" "TELL ME WHO YOU THINK IT IS." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "SKINNY, LONGHAIRED," "THREATENING PERSON" "WHO ENDS UP BEING GOOD." "ARAGORN." "SNAPE." "MISCHIEVOUS COMIC RELIEF DUO" "ALWAYS PLAYING WITH FIREWORKS." "MARY AND PIPPIN." "FRED AND GEORGE." "GIANT SPIDER." "SHELOB." "ARAGOG." "CRAZY, SHORT," "BROWN-HAIRED PERSON ALWAYS" "TRYING TO PROVE TO EVERYONE" "HOW GREAT THEY ARE." "GIMLI." "HERMIONE." "EVIL, POWER HUNGRY," "ASSISTANT." "WORM" "TONGUE." "TAIL." "WHAT?" "YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A DIFFERENT" "BAD GUY WITH WORM IN HIS NAME?" "[SCREAMS]" "[GLASS HATTERS]" "WHOA!" "OY!" "YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MATE?" "[MUMBLING]" "[EAGLE CALL]" "THAT'S MY CUE TO LEAVE." "YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF" "EVERYTHING THAT WAY, GANDALF!" "THIS IS THE WEIRDEST" "LOOKING EAGLE I'VE EVER SEEN." "IT'S A HIPPOGRIFF." "DANG IT!" "THANK YOU FOR" "WATCHING STUDIO C." "COMMENT BELOW ON ANY" "OTHER SIMILARITIES YOU" "SEE BETWEEN HARRY POTTER" "AND LORD OF THE RINGS." "FOR EXAMPLE," "LUNA LOVEGOOD IS BASICALLY" "GALADRIEL AND MRS. UMBRIDGE" "IS BASICALLY THE BALROG."