"ENGLISH SUBTITLES yavass SUMMER 2015" "Sorry I'm late, but I needed to put my emotions in order" "I feel like I'm in shock" "Do you prefer to go home or to a hospital ?" "Where did you go to when you left the theater ?" "The nearest cafeteria" "I had a coffee, I fed my tamagochi (=digital pet), stuff like that...." "Stop it ! "Oedipus Rex" is Sophocles' greatest play !" "I could feel my brain frazzling, inside the theater" "It wasn't just the play !" "There were the sets, the lights, the colors..." "I was struggling with Romanian." "I lack vocabulary..." "It was a Romanian theater group, they act in Romanian" "If you stayed concentrated, language shouldn't be a problem" "It broadens the mind" "It was like a week in Mykonos with the Romanian dictator Ceausescu" "A total nightmare" "Sorry, but there is life after the "Return of the Jedi"" "I'd prefer a P.D. Blues series any day..." "OK, I'm sorry..." "Wait !" "We publish science fiction, novels, short stories.... ...anything to do with the Space" "This is the Linguistics Faculty..." "Yes, I know" "Your students would love our books, to chill out" "Linguistics counts in sci-fi" "There's new words like droid and kryptonaut" "Droid ?" "I see your point...." "Anyhow, you would be doing me a huge favor..." "We're a new company and we have a bit of a cash flow problem" "In fact, we're in the shit big time !" "OK, send me your catalogue." "I'll put in an order" "Great !" "Thank you !" "For the seminar ?" "Quick, it's about to begin !" "Wait !" "Where are you going ?" "Back to kindergarten 15-letter words faze me" "We haven't got that far" "It's Paul's fault !" "He's very into structuralism." "We often argue about it" "Sure, you can't mess with that" " I suppose, Paul is your.....?" " Kind of, yes" "Shame !" "I imagined you with Luke Skywalker" "Who ?" "You're Princess Leia" " Princess who ?" " Leia !" "You probably don't know her." "She's like me." "She's not into structuralism either" "Why did you follow me ?" "I saw you go and....." "Watch out !" "The last girl who chased me....caught me" "Don't freak out, I'm teasing you !" "I run too fast..." "I caught up with you, though !" "I can run fast too" "Hey, princess Leia !" "Coming back to Krypton ?" "Krypton ?" "That's where Superman comes from" "Princess Leia lives on Alderaan" "What do they teach you at the university ?" "I skipped interstellar civilization classes" "You had the wrong teacher" "No, Eva is not in." "I don't know where she is" "I don't know when she'll be home, if at all.... ...nor even if she's still alive" "Most probably, she's dead" "Good bye Miss" "Is it always like this ?" "This was the 6th time" "Yes, it is." "On the 7th call, I win a cellphone" "Just what you don't need" "You're right." "Fuck them !" "Is Eva in ?" "No, she's gone to South America changed sex and now she's called Diego" "Can I come in ?" "Am I interrupting ?" "No, of course not !" "Sorry, but I have to get some sleep" "Hold On !" "I'll call you !" "Ready to go ?" "Where have you been ?" "I bet you were a nun in your previous life" "I went to the club Marrakech with Omar Sharif's daughter" "What a woman !" "OK, Mrs. Sharif, come on down to earth" "Clara is upstairs waiting for you" "You let her in ?" "What did you expect me to do ?" "And Marie, Caroline and the others are on their way" "Shit !" "You can change at the office" " Into what ?" " I thought of that !" "I need to sort my life out" "This is a good idea, my porn star !" "Give me this and let's get out of here" "Are you kidding me ?" "I just grabbed something from your wardrobe" "You know that I never wear dresses" "You look good as a girl" "Yeah, give us a bit of glamour, for once !" "It'll make a nice change" "I look like I've been wrapped by the Bulgarian artist Christo" "(=Christo wrapped with fabric the German Parliament in June 1995)" "Stop looking, I'm hideous !" " It suits you !" "Very glamorous !" " After a night in Marrakech..." "Hey !" "Shut up !" "Are you Okay, beautiful ?" "She's looking peaky" "Pierre left me, that's it" "Shit !" " I liked him !" " So did I !" "Shame for both of us" "But I might be pregnant." "You too ?" "Anyway, it serves me right" "I should try being a lesbian" "Easy ladies !" "I didn't mean it" "But you said it" "Camille, Lily is my secretary." "I get first refusal, okay ?" "I have half shares in the company !" "I opt out !" "It won't be either of you" "I already told you, I don't do girls !" "I can understand that" "Judas !" "Nobody asked you !" "It's funny that you two never slept together" "What about London ?" "Is my flight booked ?" "Camille is going." "I need you Friday at the soccer club" "I don't give a shit." "I am going" "Take Lily, she's straight for real" "It won't work." "They know I live with Eva" "Exactly !" "They'll think you fuck your secretary and they'll make you captain" "Just tell them..." ""Guys, I dig cock !"" "Yeah, sure...very subtle a great idea, really !" " I think so" " Do you ?" "All that kissing one another, after a goal ?" "Why don't you admit it ?" "Do you ?" "Of course I do !" "Next time you ask your parents over.... ...get Lily to play your boyfriend" "It wouldn't bother me" "Lily, I endure Nico to reassure my parents." "Any girl they meet...." "will be my real girlfriend" "And there's quite a choice" "You haven't told them yet ?" "The subject hasn't come up" "El Rubio sir..... ...what does it mean for you to be standing here ?" "An empty bullring.... ...is nothing but sand." "Nothing more" "Sorry !" "It's over for me, finished." "You have fully recovered from your injury." "Why have you decided to stop ?" "I have a wife....a daughter...." "I quit for their sake" "Above all, for my daughter" "She was scared when I fought" "She's very sensitive" "And now, no regrets ?" "Cut !" "I hate going over all that." "I'm out of practice." "Malou !" "?" "I said it was a bad idea." "Leave us be !" "I hate coming back here" "What are these dogs ?" "We breed Afghans." "It's less risky" "My wife's idea." "If I'd had my way...." "Percy and Polly, our best pair." "They'll mate soon" "I'll give my daughter one, for her wedding." "She's getting married ?" "She may well be" "She has a longstanding boyfriend" "I have an intuition...." "I think....." "What do you think ?" "I think they'll have a baby soon." "A mother is never wrong" "I'd like to meet your father" "Thanks a lot, Lily !" "You said sexy, so I did sexy" "Not porn star sexy !" "I'm going to look really stupid" "Who's your date ?" "Lily..." "Nico's girlfriend" "The other one is in London." "When the cat is away..." "Cut it out !" "I can see why you kept her hidden" "I wish I had" "Who's that ?" "Our new nr. 9." "Great ball skills." "I bet he has" "Manuel !" "This is Nico." "Your partner in attack" "I'm Lily" " Midfield or up front ?" " I'm Nico's girlfriend" "Occasionally at leat." "Just joking !" " Stop it !" "We're so in love !" "Give it a break !" "You believe in that ?" "You never know" " He's called Manuel" " I know" "He drives a van and plays offense" "You may not be his type" "Besides the fairy chromosome... ..there's also the jockstrap one." "Take Batman..." "Is Batman gay ?" "All super heroes are gay !" "Magnum, James West, Richard Gere...." "Richard Gere ain't gay !" "He's Buddhist !" "He's both !" "Who's that ?" "Your parents ?" "No, Eva's parents" "I don't have a photo of my parents" "I only know my mother." "We see each other every Christmas." "There's no time for pictures" "What does she do ?" "It's complicated" "She looks after people." "A bit like Mother Theresa" "Except she's not a Mother...." "I mean she's not a Sister" "How are you ?" "Not bad" "You have aged, haven't you ?" "Does it bother you ?" "Wrinkle up, if you want." "I had mine removed." "Sorry...this is Nico, my son !" "Yes, I have a son" "We don't see each other much" "We live apart, we lead different lives" "But he's a good person" "He's handsome and happy" "He may even be married and have children" "That's a point here...." "Nico, do you have children ?" "I know, I was due back 2 days ago.... ..and but for a taller version of Kate Moss..." "This is Tina, she's new" "What do you say ?" "And Kate Moss ?" "How is she ?" "Waste of time" "I hardly went out at all" "I hate clubbing" "What's best about London.... ...is relaxing in the tea rooms ...with a good book" "Especially after a piercing" "I didn't get one" "Here, you'll like this" "Tina has drawn the first lesbian manga" "Very trash !" "In the 23rd century... ..in Gaytham City... ..two lowlives, the Heterox Twins aim to seize power and to outlaw.... ..sexual deviance" "Batlesbian is opposing their vile plans.... ...and she fights to defend lesbian rights" "That needs work" "I love it !" "Where's Jean-Pierre ?" "No, not you" "Akito, I have 3 orders for you, OK ?" "15,000 China Steel at $ 80" "Hold on a second !" "How many are you in for ?" "4,600 Korean Sat at $ 20...." "Young lady, that hurts !" "I must call my daughter." "I may have a job for her" "I have no idea what she's studying" "But it doesn't matter" "It's funny, she shares her flat with a room mate" "Go on, answer it !" "Your mother..." "This is Camille" "Camille !" "The room mate !" "No, she's asleep.... ...as usual !" "Me?" "I just pay the bills, if you get my drift ?" "Mom, I'll call you later." "Are you crazy ?" "Tell her that we sleep together too, why not ?" "I'm sick of her treating me like the house maid" "Next time, I'll tell her !" "Do that and I'll leave you" "OK, drop it !" "Are you busy today ?" "I'm not sure..." "Maybe, I'll write a film about Kirkegaard" "A dialogue with his other self, who is in fact Nietzsche ...or perhaps Wittgenstein...." "Or how about Popeye ?" "Why don't you look for a job ?" "You know....boring stuff that pays you money...." "Don't start !" "I'll be depressed all day, today !" "I can't think of a job that I want to do" "I need to find something that I really enjoy" "Well, what do you enjoy ?" "I love dancing...." "I could be a dancer" "Classic or modern ?" "Both...." "Don't you think that you need some training ?" "Exactly, that's the whole problem !" "OK, what else then ?" "Peace !" "I like peace !" "I signed up against nuclear testing." "I could join the UN" "As a peacekeeper ?" "Let's forget it for today" "You're better doing nothing" "I'll stick to aesthetics in Hegel' writing" "You can sell it at the market" "By the kilo...." "Can you put the trash out, my love ?" "Fuck you !" "No, I won't do it !" "All alone with them, I'll go crazy !" "I'm through with acting the perfect son-in-law !" "Come on !" "?" "You're as bad as he is...." "Tell them the truth" "Tell my father the truth ?" "A bull fighter with a dyke for a daughter ?" "He'll kill me" "We can't all have a mother like yours .out marching for gay pride !" "Oh yeah ?" "Your mother is on some Buddhist ashram.... ...she won't mind having a gay son" "Play it like Irak's Saddam..." "confront them !" " It didn't exactly work for him" " He's not a lesbian !" "Going back to the bullring, made me think" "It means too much to me" "You're not going back ?" "Not exactly, don't worry" "I was worried" "This is pretty." "Yours ?" "You never wear it" "I did once !" "Jose is opening a bullfight academy..." "We have to think big" "I've found a farm with bullring swimming pool, tennis courts...." "I want to teach youngsters" "You know, breeding dogs is not for me." "I like bulls." "Then, paint the dogs black and skewer them...." "Good thinking !" "Do you mind ?" "!" "And then, if ever you have a kid Jose will teach him all he knows" " I am sterile" " Really ?" "Just a bit sterile" "He's being treated" "Aren't you, love ?" "Hormone therapy" " Does it work ?" " Amazing !" "Soon, I'll be unstoppable" "Change the subject, idiot !" "So..." "let's have dinner tonight" "Sure...." "I'm sorry darling." "I can't." "I have a meeting" "Cancel it !" "It's important" "Why don't you take a little Afghan dog in the meantime ?" "A bitch maybe...." "Whom is that one for ?" "I can't tell you" "This is impossible." "I'm gonna tell them" "What ?" "Camille is right" "It's silly posing as Mr and Mrs Straight" "I know you, you'll chicken out" "No !" "You tell them !" "You' re right !" "This is impossible !" "Nico has something to tell you" " Go on..." " We're all ears" "Well then...." "The spare room is not just a spare room" "It's Eva's room" "Because you are sterile ?" "It's no big deal..." "No, it's not because I'm sterile" "Every couple sleep apart at some time" "It'll sort itself out" "No, no...actually..." "Eva and I.....we're not...." " We just couldn't tell them" " I understand..." "The idea of telling my folks make me ill" "That's just an excuse" "Where's your gay pride ?" "I can't do it for you" "Some gay community !" "If you're so smart, how did you tell Josepha !" "Sha was preparing me for months but you know how absent-minded I am ...never paying attention to anything..." "In 11th grade.... ..the teacher gave us a questionnaire with the million dollar question :...." ""What do you want to be ?"" "The next day, the principal called me" "Camille had put "A Lesbian"" " What did you say ?" " "Ah, a first for our family !"" "My mom would have kicked me out" "You were not into girls" "I'm not into girls." "I love you !" "It's different" "But..." "I am a girl !" "Hence, you count as being into girls" "It's true Ariane." "Can't you show a little solidarity ?" "People died at "Strangewall"...." "Stonewall !" " Sto-ne-wall !" " Nobody died !" "Whatever !" "Some must have died somewhere !" "It's seems I am more militant than any of you" "I can't tell them." "They'll freak out !" "They're a bit....extreme" "Extreme ?" "Very extreme ....." "My dad is a keen genocide fan" "It's simple, we must win their confidence" "..soften them up with the best table silverware good food, backround music flowers on the table...." "No !" "No !" "No !" "Sounds like a good idea to me !" "OK, I didn't say a word !" "I said no !" "I am reading" "Why won't you trust me ?" "Do you realize what you're asking ?" "I know you" "You need prompting" "Nico and Eva's folks will be there too." "Yours will have a shoulder to cry on" "With my Ma to help, we'll drop the payload." "Like Spock's body" "Spock ?" "Spock who ?" "The Wrath of Khan, Chapter 8, verse 5." "Spock comes back to haunt them and his body kind of whaps them" "The Search for Spock, Chapter 3, verse 10" "May I invite my parents ?" "To tell them you're straight ?" "What a scoop ?" "To see their reaction If I say I'm a dyke !" "Go the whole hog !" "Say you're dating a black dominatrix." "They'll love it !" "I'm doing this for you guys" "If you want to stay unhappy, it's fine with me." "No way !" "I cannot invite my mother !" "She's working with lepers in Bangladesh" "I have no way of contacting her" "You're a hell of a group !" "At least someone is positive about this" "Have you thought of how we look.... ?" "...to this stereotype of heterosexuality ?" "Did I speak out of context ?" "You always do that" "That's why I love you" "Unlucky you !" "Yeah, unlucky me" "What do you see in me ?" "What do I give you ?" "That's not a good question" "I do nothing all day, I just wait for you..." "You talk, you make things happen" "I'm not sure I can keep up" "I do it all for you" "But I never asked you to" "Now, you ask me to choose between you or my parents" "No, I did not" "They'll make me choose" "When I left my boyfriend for you, it was all new, exciting" "I didn't realize what it meant" "I never chose between that life and you" "What's gonna be now ?" "I'll do it !" "It's time they knew !" "And this way, I'll be forced to choose" "This is Soraya" "Nico !" "For Christ's sake !" "Don't do that to me !" "Sorry, did I scare you ?" "No, it was an allergic reaction !" "Hold on !" "You're home already" "You're alone, sleeping in my bed...." "You must be really sick" "I ran into Tina." "She barely glanced at me" "What's wrong with me ?" "Am I that ugly ?" "Am I fat ?" "Do I have a beard ?" "A mustache ?" "Well, you ain't bad for a girl !" "By the way......." "I invited my folks to Camille's dinner" "You didn't ?" "Yeah !" "I'll hit them with it" "Right between the eyes !" "You might have told me" "Invite your mother too !" "No, she wouldn't come" "Bait her !" "Promise her an outbreak of the plague" "Okay..." "I'll show you who my mom is" "Nico, that's Sara Manuel" "Thanks, I know...." " Hold on !" "I'm a major fan of hers." "She never had any children" "Actually, she has one" "That's me..." "Seaside vacation" "Skiing vacation" "Look....." "Look..." "Me in her dressing room" "We're buddies." "Why didn't you tell me ?" "Because I never told anyone" "When I was a kid...." "I barely knew my mom." "She was always on tour" "I never lived with her" "It was better this way" "She's always avoided the press" "And so, nobody knew that I existed" "Now it's the same kind of thing" "I don't want to.... ...cause her hassle...." "Sara Manuel's faggot son" "Not easy to deal with" "What about my dad ?" "The press will smell blood" "When I think all the bullfights that I took you to.... ...and not even an autograph by Sara in return" "You really don't get it" "Damn, it's clouding over" "Don't worry, the house is on a positive magnetic filed" "Stay just there !" "Stand upright !" "She's not just anybody !" "The first person who will ask for an autograph, I'll report her.... ...to the Christian Coalition" "I'll be right there" "Don't you like it ?" "Did you marry a Gandhi son ?" "It's the only way to shake off the paparazzi." "They won't recognize me" "In Bombay maybe..." "It works...." "I whisked past three of them at the airport" "I am surprised you came" "I wanted to see you." "I missed you" "I missed you too." "You're looking younger again" "Take no notice." "It's in our genes" "My dear, a pleasure to meet you" "I am Josepha, Camille's mother" "Welcome !" "My home is you home" "These are Camille..." "Ariane...." "Eva" "My mom" "Whose flag is that ?" "Our community's !" "The colors of our local community...." "But why the rainbow ?" "The seven plagues of Egypt" "A color per plague !" "More or less...." "I prefer to go in" "You never know...." "maybe they tailed me" "Watch what you say or I'll lock you up in the cellar" "But Camille, I was merely replying to a question !" "How do you cope with her ?" "She's like that because she's scared we're going to mess up" "No chance" "I lit 50 candles in church yesterday" "I'll claim them as expenses, for the tax return" "You found a saint for our cause ?" "Of course, Lady Di !" "Do I scare you now ?" "You know I'm always scared of being watched" "Can't you stop running for a few moments ?" "You are allowed one weekend with your son, right ?" "You're right." "Fuck them !" "Let me guess...." "One of you is Nico's girlfriend...." "Yes, me !" "For four years now" "It's true !" "I feel almost part of the family." "May I kiss you ?" "Wow, I dreamed of doing that" "Can you sign here ? "To Eva with love"..... or something ?" " I am Ariane...." " Cut it out !" "Enough !" "It's ok !" "Ariane, aren't these your folks ?" "Who are these people ?" "Are we early ?" "Not at all !" "Welcome !" "(..." "Who are they Camille ?" ")" "Later...." "Be nice" "I am Josepha d' Augeres" "Nice to meet you" " Are you Camille ?" " That's me" "Thank you for inviting us" "No sweat !" "Lili is a pearl" "You've brought out the sun" "It was pure luck that we were touring the area" "You're artists too ?" "How incredible !" "What are you called ?" "Maybe I've heard of you" "Diane  Tony !" "Doesn't ring any bells." "And I can never remember faces" "Did you do Eurovision or something ?" "No dances, festivals, fetes...." "Diane sings and I play the piano" "We're not exactly famous" "Never mind, not everyone can be" "But we get by okay" "You must know Sara Manuel...." "I mean Nico's mother" "Yes, of course" "I'm a big fan of yours...." "Thank you" "Are you trying to ruin it ?" "What got into you ?" "No, I came to help" "We can come out ouselves, thanks !" "So, why haven't you ?" " Camille playing D' Artagnan" " Give me that !" "Complete, with mustache" "Drop it !" "Why tell your folks that you're are a lesbian ?" "My parents are cool" "I hope you're right" "Maybe they'll cast the first stone" "You had Big Jim too ?" "You're busting my balls !" "Do you want me to go ?" "Beware Big Jim !" "You mission is to dismantle a cluster of..... ...dyke fundamentalists" "Long live the dykes !" "But he's unarmed !" "What are you doing ?" "Trying to sleep." "I'm exhausted" "Everybody is downstairs" "I prefer to be alone" "What's this ?" "An old friend....." "Big Jim" "I saved him from the lesb...." "From the girls" "What are you going on about ?" "Why didn't we go somewhere alone ?" "Here !" "Look......" "Is that couple staying here, too ?" "Yeah, their daughter is our secretary" "Your secretary ?" "We run a very liberal company" "Eva and Ariane's parents are coming, too" "You will all meet each other" "It seemed like a good idea, right ?" "Nico, what am I doing here ?" "Do you remember buying me one for Christmas ?" "You don't, do you ?" "Missed !" "Can't tempt you down ?" "I wanna be alone, I said !" "As you like....." "By the way..." "I wanted to tell you that...." "I like....." "I prefer men...." "There, I said it !" "That will make it less of a surprise later" "Have a good rest !" "Hi !" "Who's doing that ?" "No idea !" "Do it again !" "Come on, it's easy !" "Still no idea !" "It's Platini !" "Platini played earlier...." "I only know him" "No one ?" "Eva ?" "Mrs Francoise Sagan" "Good one....very subtle..." "Jose ?" "Stumped ?" "Maradona of course !" "The famous Hand of God !" "The 1986 World Cup." "Argentina vs England" "Two...zero.....zero....zero" " Try this one" " Say Nico.... ...is Sara Manuel really your mother ?" "She's resting in her room she's tired" "I'm a big fan" "When can I meet her ?" "Why are we here ?" "Are you getting married ?" "Ask Nico..." "He will mime it for you" "Nico is acting odd" "He's just being his usual prick" "Come on, do not hide yourselves away" "Look who's here !" "Jose Bailen !" "El Rubio !" "What are we doing here ?" "Let me introduce Lili's parents" "You are Diane and Tony !" "Sorry ?" "You are Diane and Tony !" "Right !" "Do you remember them ?" "August, last year...." "In that little village..." "They were playing..." "Right !" "It was lovely !" "We stopped to listen" "You sang our song" "Really ?" "Your song ?" "From when Jose and I first met...." "I was 16 and he was..." "he was El Rubio...." "He came over as that song was playing..." "I thought you met in an airport...." "Correct !" "The speakers played the song..." "Even so, it was terribly romantic !" "Won't you sing it for us ?" "A little romance wouldn't go amiss" "Go on !" "They're ready for anything now !" "Even your tattoo" " Which one ?" " The coba on your thigh" "How do you know about her tattoo ?" "I must have mentioned it" "The same gorgeous voice !" "Bravo for your success !" "You know that it means nothing !" "You know each other ?" "We started out together" "You did ?" "You and....you ?" "We sang in the same band.... ...but then our paths separated" "You never mentioned it" "No, that's true...." "Why should I ?" "Why should she ?" "It was irrelevant" "That's right !" "Even so...." "If I had sung with Bob Marley, I would have said...." "How are you doing, Bob Marley ?" "What did I say ?" "Mom, wait !" "What is it now ?" "Are you avoiding me ?" "Because I told you I'm gay ?" "What was that for ?" "For thinking that I'm stupid !" "You could have told me earlier." "Were you scared I'd disown you ?" "What was I to think ?" "We never talk !" "You never asked me where I live or whom with !" "You're so self-obsessed !" "It's true I admit it !" "It's your turn now !" "Make sure it's a good one !" "What ?" "Slap me !" "I deserve it as much as you did !" "Come on !" "It will do me good !" "Yeah, it will !" "Go for it !" "Remember, I'm your mother !" "Really ?" "And I am your son" "You should try it too !" "It does wonders for the skin" "I left Nico with my mother and went to Italy" "Soon after, I had a contract" "I had no time even for myself" "I tried contacting you" "I wrote letters and called, but I never got a reply" "I had no address." "I was always moving" "You know, the first time that. I heard you on the radio ." "I was pregnant with Lili" " I got a real shock !" " I'm sorry !" "I meant a pleasant shock" "Like a thrill" "Yes, a real thrill" "If you run, you can still make it" "OK, you got me !" "Call the cops !" " Come down !" " No !" "Why run away without telling anyone ?" "I left a note !" "What if I talk to them ?" "Would you do that for me ?" "Enough already !" "Get down here !" "They might disown me" "Find more liberal parents, from the Left...." "They're here !" "What do I do ?" "Blurt it out ?" "They'll accuse you of preaching from the rooftop" "My husband" "The mustache gives him a slightly sly air" "Indeed !" "Excuse him !" "He's not very good in company" "I wrenched him away from his students" "I am at ease only with them" "I run a strict educational system.." "...based on early 20th century English military boarding schools" "Your students are lucky that you didn't go even further back" "What do you teach them ?" "Mapping the human genome" "More specifically, the c-DNA structure" "Nice !" "Explain what it means !" "With a little thought, it's simple" "The reverse transcriptance of retroviruses.... ...enables us to copy RNA as complementary DNA..." "Whence....c-DNA" "But of course !" "How silly of me !" "A friend of mine could get you a job" "Based in Frankfurt, dealing with satellites" "Satellites are the future !" "And overseas experience looks good on your CV !" "Good money too !" "Not yet though !" "I have to finish the "Education" section first" "What would she do in a satellite ?" "Whatever she wants !" "She'd become a professional woman like me" "She must not rely on her husband" "Fat chance !" "With all her degrees, she will find a job !" "How about getting them drunk ?" "Don't you have one of these funny cigarettes ?" "A joint ?" " How is it going ?" " Great !" "The Pope's gonna marry us" "Only the best for Sara Manuel's son !" "You just have to book him early" "And Castelbajac to design his robe." "His... ..his chasuble.... ...his vestments." "With lots of bright colours.... ...and taken in slightly, at the waist." "Right, darling ?" "Of course darling !" "We could have it in a bullring, with a bullfight afterwards" "Without the kill, though !" "We could do the music." "We're not expensive" "I mean, if we are not booked already somewhere else" "Yes, it'd be good to put some work their way" "Agronomics is big at the moment at the stock exchange" "I can get Danone shares at $ 200 .from my friend Akito" "A sponsor could be useful for the reception" "Remember what we agreed..." "We start with Ariane, then Nico and then Eva, to finish" "What about me ?" "Yeah, what about Lili ?" "She can begin" "No, you begin !" "Lili does not count" " I've already done it" " Sorry ?" "I told her earlier, upstairs" "Don't look at me like that." "I didn't kill anyone !" "We guys are always a step ahead of you girls" "Oh, really ?" "If there's a gay-lesbian war, it will be your fault" "Yes Ma'am !" "The balls-buster and his wife are OK" "The matador and his wife seem OK, thank God" "Damn !" "Goodness gracious !" "I can't put these two together" "Then again....whereever I put him...." "Never mind, that's the way the cookie crumbles..." "You're on my left." "It's not customary, but it soon will be" "I took the liberty of sitting you not with your husbands because I wanted to sit old friends together" "Gnocchi salad for starters...." "I hope you like it" "I know you're all wondering why you're here" " ...and you'll soon find out" " No, hold on !" "Is there any left ?" "We are beautiful, we are proud, we are lesbians !" "My mom Josepha and I.... ...wanted to put you into our life" "We love each other very much.... ..even though I am not what she expected" "Nonsense darling" "But because she is my mother.... ...she loves me how ever I live my life" "For Christ's sake !" "Sorry !" "Can we go on ?" "Go on with what ?" "I love Camille how ever she lives her life" "As my daughter, I respect her homosexuality" "Camille loves women" "I love Camille ...and I love whom ever she loves" "Thanks mom !" "My pleasure, anything for you" "How does any of this concern us ?" "I asked you here to tell you that I love Camille.... ...more than the whole world..." "We live together three years now and we want to grow old together" "I would like you to be with us" " I prefer girls too !" " Hold on...." "It's my turn now, Lili" "You said you'd pass...." " Are you a lesbian too ?" " No, a sympathizer" "Actually..." "I'm the other way round" " You fuck lesbians ?" " No....men !" "Get a grip, Jose !" "Try and keep up !" "Eva, don't say a word !" "...I know" "I'll say it anyway !" "Yes !" "I am a lesbian, lesbo, dyke....." "There !" "I like women ...and I'm proud of it !" "You don't know how happy I am to tell you that" "Gnocchi anyone ?" "No one ?" "Ariane, we are leaving this instant" "This is your last chance, I warn you" "You don't get it" "This is your last chance, not mine" "Hello ?" "Ah Akito...." "How are you ?" "56 thousand.....?" "This isn't a good time" "I'm not interested" "No, very bad timing...." "I said I am not interested....." "Shit, for Christ's sake !" "They're pain in the ass with their Dow Jones !" "OK, where were we ?" "I'm lost...." "If you like women..." "why do you sleep with Nico ?" "Stop it Malou !" "Open you eyes ?" "Think of the pain you're causing us !" " What pain ?" " "What pain" ?" "We raised you, we loved you..." "For 15 years, I risked my life for my family" "All that for what ?" "For a filthy dyke !" "I hope you're proud of yourself" "How could you ?" "For us it doesn't change anything" "It makes no difference...." "I'm glad you can accept it" "Come on Lili !" "I listen to reggae, I am anti-Nuclear..." "I have a Che poster" "I vote for the Left...." "this has to mean something" "I voted for the Left too" "You did ?" "That's right, I voted Jospin" "My daughter is still a lesbian" "They're homosexuals, so what ?" "They are not fascists !" " You didn't vote fascists, right ?" " No !" "See ?" "Where's the problem ?" "It could happen to anyone" "Certainly not !" "Not in our family !" "We are not sick !" "This makes me sick !" "Do you think I don't know ?" "I know what you are feeling" "I felt the same" "I wanted something else for Camille" "We all have dreams for our children" "I imagined her married to a nice young man ...with kids around me..." "I had to face up to it." "My dreams were not her lesbian dreams..." "It's much better this way" "Make an effort !" "Please !" "Oh damn, shit !" "Come on !" "Stop it !" "No one is going anywhere" "We'll overcome this little hiccup" "You call this a hiccup ?" "How ridiculous !" "If Camille's mother understands, so can we" "We're not more stupid that the others" "There's nothing to understand !" "Your daughter is not well" "Her cDNA has been contaminated by some sort of a parasite" "A kind of.... ...genetic anomaly" "I should loathe you" "..but somehow I cannot" "That's normal !" "You always stand by your man" "Are you sure ?" "He had mistresses....." "How many ?" "No, I'll tell you later." "Bye Mummy" "It's not my uncle." "He was single but only slept with women" "Stop it !" "You're being pathetic" "Maybe it comes from nobody" "Wait !" "I had a cousin who went to Ibiza with a girlfriend...." "Mom ?" "It's me again" "Do you remember Anita ?" "Right, the one who went to Ibiza..." "What happened there ?" "Of course...." "Joints and acid, that's all" "Did she and her..." "You know ?" "You don't know....sexually" "She was what ?" "Great !" "A real nympho...." "She fucked all the males...." "Don't worry." "I'll tell you later." "Bye Mom." "It's not from my family." "I'm sorry" "What do you mean ?" " WE are normal !" " So, it comes from my family ?" "Why not ?" "Your sister never liked bullfighting !" "That's got nothing to do with it" "It does not come from my side" "My sister has nothing to be ashamed of !" "Nor have I, you know !" "We didn't mean that" "We just thought, there has to be a reason..." "For someone as famous as you...." "Having a son who is...." "I mean...." "like Nico....." "What does is change ?" "It brings me closer to my fans" "They're brave to tell us." "I should know that." "Do you agree ?" "I'd hate to embarrass you" "I don't care." "I have nothing to hide." "Me neither" "Well..." "Diane and I..." "we used to be together" "Sorry ?" "Together ?" "In what way ?" "Together....together..." "We were in love with each other." "That's all" "That's all ?" "I had Nico already." "And Diane's parents came between us." "That's right." "So I went off and had Lili.... ...and a good time with Tony" "Now, it's just a memory" "The best memory of my life" "For me too." "By far the best." "There's no point hiding it." "Especially now, Lili." "So....whose turn is it now ?" "Put a sock it it, Nico !" "What's goin' on here ?" "First my daughter..." "a lesbian...." "OK..." "Then, my wife." "Where is it going to stop ?" "Don't be so narrow minded." "After all, you voted for the Left..." "What about Che Guevara ?" "Think of him !" "Che can go to hell !" "His wife and daughter are not lesbians" "Actually...." "I lied" "I don't like girls." "I just wanted to see how you'd react" "Hold on !" "Are you trying to be funny ?" "You see ?" "Things are getting better." "It's just your wife" "Really ?" "I have to call my mother." "There could be a knock-on effect" "Why did I say that ?" "We warned you !" "You can't make a lesbian without breaking some eggs." "What ?" "I'm just trying to relieve the tension" "Camille, lend me your car" " Why ?" " I'm going for a drink" "With a bit of luck, I'll collapse in the gutter..... ...and lovely Tina will rescue me" " I'm coming with you" " Me too" " You're joking" " I wanna go" "Try behaving like adults" "That's right." "I'll drive" " You never go out !" " I changed my mind" " I'll come with you" " No !" "You'd leave me here, all alone ?" "It's your fault too !" "Before, something held me back" "Now, I can breathe on my own" "Thanks to me, right ?" "Yes, but when I couldn't breathe it was because of you." "See ?" "It's just that....." "I don't know how to say this...." "Do not interrupt me, OK ?" "It was you holding me back" "It's maybe better that we split" "No way...." "I won't do it" "I am leaving you." "I have to." "It's now that the oxygen mask falls down, right ?" "You don't need one" "I'm really sorry !" "Where are you going ?" "To town" "You mean to places where your kind...." "Correct." "Girl bars." "And tonight.... ....." "I'm getting my fill." "Sorry to be so direct but.... ..do you enjoy sleeping with women ?" "Sure, why should it be different ?" "Because it is different !" "It's not a man holding you" "There has to be something missing" "Desire." "A man is physical, sensual..." "A woman too." "But it's not the same." "Don't you see ?" "Men have a dick, did you know ?" "Mom !" "You can't take it away from them" "We can walk without crutches too" "Ariane, hurry up !" "Wait !" "I'll come with you" "Choose 3 cards and focus on your daughter" "No !" "This one... ..this one....and this one" "Now, Eva...." "Girls make great son-in -laws !" "They never moan about being bald...." " Funny !" "Death !" " What ?" "Don't worry !" "It means the end of a circle, like tonight..." "What actually bothers me, is..." "How can I put it ?" "It disgusts me." "Two women together, it's .isn't ?" "A dick in your mouth is no better !" "No, but...." "Since I was little, I was always told it is dirty" "That.... it is not normal" "Malou, people also said... ..the the World is flat, that Jesus changed water into wine. that Martians have webbed feet the Chinese drowned their children..." "If we didn't forget what we were told as kids.... ...we'd still be sacrificing virgins to the sun god" "The hunging man !" "Is this good ?" "It means there's no going back !" "Shit !" "I wanted grandchildren so bad !" "She's just lesbian, not sterile !" "The wheel of fortune !" "Good sign for children" "As for the gender of the father..." "Do you have by chance the same plastic surgeon with Cher ?" "You'll need him too one day" "What if Camille were right ?" "Maybe we'd better act as grown ups" "If you want to vomit, the WC is on the left" "I think I'll be OK" "Scotch on the rocks, large..." "Hi !" "Do you work here ?" "I'm helping Lola." "She's an ex" " One of my exes, too" " She said so" "How's things Lola ?" "I heard a lot about you" "All bad, I suppose" "No, one person did have something good to say" "Should I believe her ?" "Go with the majority" "This is very gay !" "Exactly the word I would use" "Ariane, I'd like a drink" " What would you like ?" "A disinfectant..." "make it double !" "My wife will get her back on track" "I won't be able to look my friends in the eye" "The bullfighter's daughter..." "a dyke !" "As for the Press.... ...I can see their headlines now" "If she refuses to change her ways, I will cut her off ...not a single cent..." "Unless she accepts to be treated in a clinic" "But can it be treated ?" "I've studied this matter..." "There is a homosexual gene in the brain..." "You only have to de-activate it" "It probably involves surgery, like a tumor" "Like a cyst ?" "You will see..." "they will be cured" "We'll find a good clinic" "Sorry, but I won't harm my duaghter" "Don't mope !" "This shop is full of girls" "But I want the one in the window" "Sorry..." " I know, not for sale !" " That's correct" "Whom are you staring at...." "your woman ?" "No, my mom" " Eva is as good as a virgin" " Almost...." "May I buy you a drink ?" "No, no..." "I'm waiting for my..." "You find me attractive, right ?" "The first time that a boy offered me a drink, I had a soda..." "So, the same now but..." "with lots of vodka and gin" "She has a different girl every night" "Listen !" "No one knows Eva better that me, OK ?" "We live together !" "...and if it wasn't for me, she would never leave her room" "Right, Lili ?" "That's true." "She forces herself" "Are you OK ?" "Fine !" "Much better now !" "I was getting a bit hot" "If I felt uncomfortable, I would have left, trust me." "It's just all a bit new, you see ?" "Do you see, my darling ?" "Am I interrupting ?" "This....this is my daughter..." "Come on, don't be glum !" "Taste my osso buco, I'm sure you'll like it" "With all due respect, you can sit on your osso bucco !" "Perhaps you'd prefer a salad..." "from my garden ?" "It seemed so simple" "I had a wife that I loved..." "and she loved me ...unreservedly" "But in fact, she loved someone else" "Diane chose to be honest with you." "Take it as a sign of her love" "Saying nothing would have been a sign of her love" "It's certainly easier to block your ears" "You think this is easy for me ?" "I spent 20 years with a woman who is not what she seemed" "And I misunderstood my daughter for 10 ears" "Can I still face her ?" "Which is harder ?" "Fighting a bull or accepting Eva for what she is ?" "I'm warning you now !" "I will not be another notch on your bedstead !" "You will not cheat on me !" "I cannot stand people who lie or who are unfaithful" "You don't know half of it !" "I snore and I can't cook !" "I sleep in my socks" "And then...there's this too !" " What are you doing ?" " A fresh start !" "Not bad." "What's next ?" "That was my address book" " Careful..." " What ?" " It had your keys in it" " Shit !" "At least, you won't be tempted to give them to someone else" "I blocked you out of my mind." "It was easier this way" "And now ?" "I don't know what to think." "It's all flooding back" "For me, it never went away" "What are we going to do ?" "I'm jealous of you !" "Don't worry !" "I won't tell anyone !" "Camille, I hope you won't piss against the housewalls.... ..with your drinking buddies..." "Your girl leaving you, is no excuse to piss on the housewalls" "Have a bit of lesbian pride !" "I'm going to fetch her !" "Oh, shit !" "My car !" "I can lend you my mountain bike" "You can take my car, if you want" "The white Jaguar, out front" "Jose, you're a real buddy !" "In 2 years, you never went out alone ?" "Nor cheated on her, ever !" " What about her ?" " No !" "I don't think so" "I'm leaving" "You're very pretty !" " I don't know...." " Yes, you are !" " Hi !" " This is Juan, my brother" " Haven't we met before ?" " Well...maybe..." "What are you doing ?" "Can't you go somewhere else ?" "No, my place is taken" " And I threw my keys away" " Where is Ariane ?" " In the bar with her mother" " And Lola was hitting on her" "When you stir the shit, you need a giant spoon" "Did you have any problem starting my car ?" " Eva ?" " Hi dad !" "Ah, you are with a friend !" "What's goin' on ?" "Camille is going to fetch Ariane" "Ma'am, with all due reaspect... ..we should end this now..." "As soon as my wife returns...." "Sir, with all due respect, you are busting my....tits !" "Return to your room and wait for her there." "And what about my wife ?" "Anyone seen her ?" "All these men losing their wives ?" "For God's sake, if you were less stupid.... ...you'd see why they stick together" "Aren't you going to introduce us ?" "Sure, of course" " Tina" " Jose" " Malou" "Pleased to meet you !" "Excuse me, but.... ...I need a good night's sleep" "Me too." "Good night" "Good night" "So....what did you talk about ?" "Nothing." "We haven't seen each other for a long time, you know..." "We talked about the old times" "When you disappeared, I thought you and her were...." "You know what I mean ?" "Absolutely" "So ?" "So...what ?" "So, nothing happened ?" "Which would bother you more ?" "That I' made love to her....?" "...or that I just desired her ?" "Both actually" "No, nothing happened" "Absolutely nothing" "Come back to my place later" " I'd rather not.." " Oh, come on...." "Fuck off, back to her" "Nothing happened !" "A half hour later, you'd be in bed with her" "Get lost !" "And you have seen Eva's tattoo." "Leave me alone !" "The cobra on her thigh" " What am I doing here ?" " You love me !" "Sorry ?" "And I love you too" "I don't know what came over me earlier" "I felt kind of delirious" "Caught between the discovery of myself and our collective coming-out" "You know what I mean ?" "No, not really..." "You're a real bitch !" "I love you and there you are, swapping spit with some dog" "She's not a dog and I wasn't swapping spit..." "And you're very beautiful when you're angry" "You think so ?" "Hysterical jealousy suits you" " Like Medea ?" " Medea ?" "Fox Mulder's first wife." "Madly jealous of Dana Scully" "Mulder was never married" "Which episode ?" "Video exclusive" "Don't ever do that to me !" "I can't possibly go on like this" "I need a hair cut" " Is that all ?" " For now, yes" "Well ?" "Where is your daughter ?" "Where she belongs." "In Camille's bed." "Where else ?" "You don't plan to stay here, right ?" "Where would we go ?" "Home !" "The three of us !" "To thrash this out under a normal roof !" "You're hurting me !" "Don't say another word, or I'll leave you" "You'll never see us again !" "You'll be rid of us at last....." "or vice versa" "Have you gone mad as well ?" "I warned you !" "Where are you going ?" "Stay here !" " I'll sleep here" " Excuse me ?" "Which side do you prefer ?" " Left" "Me too" "But I can change" "Good morning !" "All is well then...." "Ariane, your mother slept with me...." "a divorce is in the air" "What ?" "I hope you know what you're doing ?" "Please leave !" "I hope you're proud Ariane" "Of all that you have done !" "It will give time to think" " Maybe not" "Hard luck for him" "Have you thought it over ?" "You know what they will say..." "It will be headline news... ..and after 6 months, they will find something else" "Anyway, they can say what they want." "I don't care" "I am not losing you again" "Me neither" "It's easier for me." "I'm not leaving anyone" "You know, he took it very well ...or pretended to...." "I think he's still a bit dazed" "Are you sure you're OK ?" "What do you think I am ?" "After all, I listen to reggae" "We talked all morning" "He's getting over it" "Aren't you ?" "I just have to get used to it That's all" "We may have separated anyway, one day" "Why not now ?" "We both have good times ahead of us" "We simply won't see them together" "I'm a bit jealous" "You're gonna be happy right away ...whereas I am..." "Stop it !" "I don't like it when you're sad" "Unless I find me a man !" "Why not after all ?" "Fred and Tony !" "That would look good at a dance" "Hold on !" "Max !" "Yeah, Max is better" "Max and Tony, that has a ring to it" "Where is he ?" "I can't leave without seeing him" "He's disappeared" " Have you tried his home ?" " There's no answer" "Lili, have you seen Nico ?" "He didn't want to say goodbye." "It doesn't matter" "What did you do this week end ?" "Nothing special." "I saw my mom" "To introduce your secretary to her ?" "No." "To tell her that I'm gay" "By the way Manuel, I think you should know.... ..I'm absolutely infatuated with you" "I think I am in love with you" "Dedicated to my ex-colleague and friend Catas in Barcelona." "Yavass" "ENGLISH SUBTITLES yavass SUMMER 2015"