"I'll always remember that day." "Marty and I had just turned 14, and we went to an ides of march party." "And I went as Jackie onassis, in a pink chanel suit and a pillbox hat and blood on my dress." "Well, ketchup, actually, and other stuff too, like macaroni kind of glued on like brains." "It was more tasteful than it sounds." "Everybody remembers that day, everybody remembers that day, exactly what they were doing." "Thank you, Mrs. Kennedy, for showing us your official home." "This is the white house as seen from the south lawn." "This is the Pascal house as seen from the front lawn." " Ladies and gentlemen," " Mrs. John f." "Kennedy." "Where are we now, Mrs. Kennedy?" "This is what is known as the brown room." "As you can see, there are many wonderful pieces here." "The style of the room is dictated by the mantelpiece, which is a gift of Mrs. Maurice noun from des moines, Iowa." "From des moines, Iowa." "This mantelpiece was donated by." "Mrs. norrine mccune of south bend, Indiana." "It's really a treasure, and I wish there were more people like Mrs. noun." "I wish we had more people like Mrs. mccune." "It's through this door that all the heads of state come." "And here's where the marine band plays." "And then everyone goes in to dinner in the state dining room." "I'm rolling." "Oh." "This is where all the state dinners are given." "This is where all the state dinners are given." "There were almost two a month last year." "This is the main dining room, where we entertain visiting heads of state and their wives." "This room has the most architectural unity." "I just think everything in the white house should be the best." "So when you find a room like this, it's wonderful." "There's the China room and the gold room and the library." "This is the broadcast room..." "This is the red room..." "The diplomatic reception room..." "This is the men's room..." "This is the green room..." "Lincoln's cabinet room..." "His office is really a chamber of horrors now." "Jackie, no!" "This used to be daddy's room." "I mean, Mr. Pascal's office space." "We shouldn't be in here." "Dining room... bedroom..." "Cabinet room..." "China room..." "Dining room... bedroom..." "Cabinet room..." "China room..." "Broadcast room..." "Blue room... men's room..." "This is the kitchen!" "Jeez, it's just the kitchen." "This is the living room, center for living and leisure activities, and boring piano lessons!" "Ha-ha!" "Come on, Marty!" "Daddy-o!" "Daddy-o!" "Anthony, help me masking-tape these windows." "Puttin' those crosses?" "Yeah." "The Kennedys aren't puttin' crosses on their windows." "They could really care." "They have ten other houses." "It's like wearin' garlic, those crosses." "It was on the news." "It can't hurt." "Yes, it can." "It goos up the windows." "Yes, it can." "It goos up the windows." "Did Marty call?" "Last night." "I know, last night." "Did Marty call today?" "He's bringin' a friend." "What?" "He said he was bringin' a friend." "Male or female?" "I don't know." "What did he say, exactly?" "He said, "tell mom I'm bringin' a friend."" "Why not me?" "Why not "tell Jackie I'm bringing a friend"?" "I think it pertained to groceries, bedrooms." "Like that, logistics." "Anthony, tell me everything Marty said." "He said, "hello, Anthony?" I said, "yeah, Marty?"" "He said, "yeah." We said, "hey."" "Marty said, "hey"?" "Not like, "hey."" "Like, "hey!" Like a noise, like a noise of jubilation." "Like, "hey!" Like a noise, like a noise of jubilation." "Marty was jubilant?" "At this point in the phone call." "At least he was doing a fair impersonation of jubilant." "Marty was pretending to be jubilant." "Oh, my god." "What's wrong with Marty?" "And who is this friend?" "And who is this friend?" "Exactly." "How did he sound?" "He sounded good." "He said he was good." "But he was lying." "He's not good." "He hates New York." "He's coming home." "For Thanksgiving." "For good." "Did he say that?" "I don't know." "Did he?" "No." "I don't know." "Did he?" "No." "How come nobody told me about this friend?" "Jackie?" "Did I tell you your brother's bringing a friend?" "What kind of friend?" "I don't know." "Marty's never had a friend before." "Who taped up the windows?" "I did." "I saw it on the news." "That tape leaves goo." "It goos up the windows." "Goo is what tape is all about." "Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper." "A person offers constructive criticism, and a person gets lectured on the nature of things." "I came in to ask something." "I can't think what it is." "Ah!" "Anthony, did I make up the guest room?" "How should I know?" "How should I know?" "A person asks a civilized question, and a person..." "I'll go up and check." "Did you give your sister her medication?" "Uh-huh." "Ah!" "Maybe we should do the chandeliers." "Were you this excited when I came home?" "That was different." "You were dropping out of college." "A good college." "So why did you leave?" "With Marty gone, who was gonna take care of you?" "Mama." "Yeah, right." "I hear his car!" "I hear Marty's car!" "You can't hear cars." "There's a hurricane." "Where's my brush?" "I had a hairbrush right here." "Are we gonna make a run for it?" "Yeah." "What did it look like?" "It looked like a hairbrush." "Like a brush you brush your hair with." "Was it pink?" "Yes, it was pink, goddamn it." "Was it pink?" "Yes, it was pink, goddamn it." "It was pink, and now it's gone." "I put it upstairs." "I didn't want it around the food." "It wasn't around the food." "The food is in the kitchen!" "It was on the same floor as the food." "I have a comb." "I don't want a comb!" "I want a brush." "Combs straighten your hair." "I want it to gleam!" "It is gleaming." "It is not!" "It is, it is." "I need sunglasses, almost." "It is?" "It is." "Marty!" "Oh, Jackie!" "Lesly... this is Jackie-o." "Hi." "My mother." "Anthony." "Hi." "Meet lesly." "Lesly and I are engaged." "I have to find my hairbrush!" "Oh, I have a comb." "Oh, I have a comb." "Marty, you're a wreck." "Give me your coat." "I was in a hurricane, mama." "I just came in from a hurricane." " You look thinner." " You look so thin." "Oh, my god." "I sounded like a mother." "Didn't I sound like a mother?" "You are a mother." "I know, but I still can't believe it." "I look at you people and wonder, "how ever did you fit in my womb?"" "Marty, why don't you get the fire really going like you do?" "Anthony, you help him." "Squeeze the blower or something." "Lesly and I will check on dinner." "Lesly and I will check on dinner." "Can I check on dinner, too?" "No, you cannot." "There's going to be girl talk in there." "I like girl talk." "If you were there, it wouldn't be girl talk, would it?" "Do I have to squeeze the blower?" "No, sweetheart." "You just have to do something in some other location." "You have a lovely home." "Home?" "Your house, it's lovely." "Oh, yes, it was." "I mean, it is." "I mean, it will be, until it gets blown away." "We'll all get blown away to oz or something." "Can I help with anything?" "Oh, no." "It's all under control." "So, lesly, how long have you known Marty?" "So, lesly, how long have you known Marty?" "Hmm, about six months." "And you know him pretty well, do you?" "I don't know." "I think so." "I guess you've met a lot of Marty's girlfriends." "Oh, not really." "Well, I hope I'm the first fiancée." "Oh, you're definitely the first, and I hope, the last." "Me, too." "I had one great passion in my life, and do you know what that was?" "Your husband?" "My husband, precisely." "I didn't know he was my one great passion until he was gone." "I didn't know he was my one great passion until he was gone." "Till he was gone." "My one great passion was the man I met that night at a party." "Any man I met at a party who could use a new adjective to describe me." "I really have no idea who my children belong to." "All I know for sure is that Jackie and Marty belong to each other." "Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out of the womb." "The doctor swore to me." "It's in some medical journal somewhere." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Well, I guess I should go freshen up now." "Oh, do, by all means." "Look at you, you're drenched!" "Anthony, did I put clean towels out on the bed?" "How should I know?" "Go and see." "And show lesly to the guest room." "Why not my room, mama?" "You're not married yet, are you, young man?" "Are there sheets on the bed?" "Mm-hmm." "Make sure to show her how to jiggle the toilet so it doesn't run." "Marty, a word." "A word, mama, or many words?" "Now, don't get snippy, Marty." "You've been in this house exactly 37 seconds, and you're already snippy." "It's no wonder your father died young." "He'd simply had it with all this snippiness." "A person can die a slow death from being snipped at year after year." "The way he said "salad" when he meant "solid..."" "The two of you would not let it go, like a puppy with a rag doll." "The two of you would not let it go, like a puppy with a rag doll." "Daddy didn't die a slow death." "Let's stick to the subject." "I have no idea what the subject is." "I'll tell you what the subject is not." "No, mama, that's too broad a category." "Tell me what the subject is." "You, a fiancée, here." "Why?" "I love her, and I'm just trying to follow procedure." "Do you love her for any particular reason?" "Why?" "You didn't like her?" "I spoke to her for exactly 37 seconds, Marty." "Who is she?" "What does she do?" "She's a waitress in the donut king on 14th street." "Ah." "She smells like powdered sugar." "Ah." "She smells like powdered sugar." "Ah?" "Marty..." "Men don't marry girls who smell like powdered sugar." "They have a sweet little affair with them, which they recall fondly in their twilight years." "Don't be such a snob." "Marty, your sister has been out of the hospital less than six months." "Last week, she nearly lost it because the seltzer water was flat." "And you bring a woman home." "Not just a woman, but a fiancée, an anti-Jackie." "Are you trying to push your sister over the edge?" "No." "No." "Well, just what, then, are you trying to do?" "Be normal." "It's a little late for that, young man." "You want us to leave?" "Yes, I want you to leave at once, without further ado, as soon as the storm lets up." "If you don't, I'll take away your sheets, your towels, everything." "Without further ado?" "Yes." "I'm getting dramatic." "Well, stop it." "What do I tell lesly?" "Tell her the truth." "What do I tell lesly?" "Tell her the truth." "The truth." "That your sister's insane." "She'll understand." "Don't say "insane." She's ill." "If she were ill, I could give her an aspirin," "I could put her to bed." "I could make her..." "That soup you're supposed to make." "Chicken noodle?" "That, exactly." "But I cannot." "I mean, I can make the soup." "For heaven's sake, it comes in a can." "But I cannot make her well." "I have tried." "I thought it was better that I come and tell her myself." "I thought it was better that I come and tell her myself." "It would be better not to tell her at all." "It would be better if you had nothing to tell." "If there's anyone present who knows why this marriage should not take place, it is me." "Why?" "Why what?" "Why shouldn't this marriage take place?" "You know why." "Tell me." "Ha." "Excuse me." "I'm going to go baste the Turkey" "I'm going to go baste the Turkey and hide the kitchen knives." "So, those are the towels." "You like them?" "'Cause I could get you others." "We have black ones with Roman scenes on 'em." "Oh, that's OK." "These are dry." "This is just from the car to the door." "Can you believe it?" "Yes." "It's a hurricane." "I know." "This is supposed to be waterproof mascara." "This is supposed to be waterproof mascara." "You look lovely." "Oh..." "Did I show you the toilet thing?" "Yeah." "Oh, yeah." "You just jiggle it." "Right." "It hasn't worked right since Jackie flushed Marty's lizard." "Oh." "It got in there by mistake?" "No, on purpose." "She flushed him on purpose?" "I think she was jealous." "Marty loved that lizard." "It turned different colors." "Well, I guess you want to do your mascara or somethin'." "Well, I guess you want to do your mascara or somethin'." "Yeah." "Well, my mom put out Bobby pins and hair glop." "Brushes..." "Everything you'd need." "So, if you want to do your hair... you're set." "I do." "What?" "Want to do my hair." "You know, 'cause of the rain and all." "It looks nice the way it is." "Oh, come on!" "Really." "Oh, well..." "I guess I'll see you at dinner?" "Yeah." "I hope you like Turkey 'cause that's what we're havin'." "Yes." "I mean, it's Thanksgiving." "Yes." "I mean, it's Thanksgiving." "Right." "Did I show you the toilet thing?" "Yeah." "And the towels?" "Oh, right here." "Could you check and see if there are sheets?" "'Cause my mother was all distracted." "Yeah, there are!" "And pillows?" "Anthony..." "I don't mean to be unpolite, but I'm kind of tired..." "And all, so..." "But I'm kind of tired..." "And all, so..." "Oh." "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "It's just..." "Well, we've never had a guest before." "Never?" "Never." "Hey." "Marty the toilet's running." "...the toilet's running." "It's making this strange noise." "What are you doing?" "Oh..." "I don't like these shoes." "They look fine." "They skid." "I nearly skidded." "Come here." "No." "Why not?" "Lipstick." "Reapply." "You know, lesly, we don't have to stay here." "Marty!" "What?" "Well, it's Thanksgiving!" "Nobody cares." "Yeah, but we drove..." "We could drive back." "We could watch the parade." "It's rained out." "Says who?" "The news!" "They showed bullwinkle blowing on the side of the Chrysler building." "We can't miss that!" "That settles it, we're going." "Let go." "I love your shoes." "Stop it!" "You've met them, they've met you." "Let's go!" "Oh!" "But they gave me towels and Bobby pins and everything." "Bobby pins?" "Bobby pins?" "It'd be rude." "They won't care." "They don't like me." "They love you!" "Oh!" "I wore the wrong clothes!" "No!" "I was in a hurricane, you know!" "I mean, a person can't look all..." "When it's raining and it's blowing..." "You looked beautiful." "You are beautiful." "Kiss me." "They're your family." "You are my family." "Not yet." "Did Marty tell you about me?" "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "What did he tell you?" "How you were." "How's that?" "You know, glamorous." "I spend most of my days with my head in the toilet bowl." "Oh, well..." "Throwing up pills." "I can't really think when I take the pills, and a person needs to think." "I mean, if a person can't think, what are they?" "Why are you taking the pills?" "The doctors make me." "Well, have you talked to them about not being able to think at all?" "Oh, they'd just think I was crazy not taking my pills." "Oh, they'd just think I was crazy not taking my pills." "Most doctors are men, you know." "They think we're all perpetually premenstrual." "Oh." "Well, we are." "I mean, except when we're actually having it." "Sex?" "No." "You know, the visitor." "That's what I call it." "Are you saving yourself for marriage?" "How do you mean?" "Blood on the sheets, all that?" "Well, we live together, Marty and me." "Must be hard, saving yourself for marriage when you live together." "I'm not saving myself." "No?" "You think I should've?" "You think I should've?" "If I were getting married, I'd wanna check out the goods." "Me too." "How were they, the goods?" "Marty?" "Oh!" "I can't describe." "What's the wildest place you've ever made love?" "With Marty?" "Yes." "I can't talk like that about your brother." "Pretend he's not my brother." "I do." "Well, this one time..." "What?" "I can't." "Why not?" "It's embarrassing!" "Why not?" "It's embarrassing!" "If you don't tell me, I'll just get it out of Marty." "Oh, he would never..." "Never what?" "Talk like that." "Marty and I tell each other everything." "Everything?" "We're twins." "Did he tell you about his other girlfriends?" "Did he tell you about his other girlfriends?" "There was one, he said." "Did he tell you about her?" "No." "What was she like?" "Who?" "The girl." "She wasn't a girl." "She was a woman." "She was older than Marty." "She was older than Marty." "No, they were almost exactly the same age." "Talk about glamorous." "She was glamorous." "I thought so." "Is she still here, in Washington?" "Very much so." "I wonder..." "What?" "No, it's none of my business." "What?" "If he plans to get together with her while he's home." "Why didn't he marry her?" "He couldn't." "Why not?" "It was a family thing." "Families objected?" "Something like that." "Families objected?" "Something like that." "He never told me." "Men and their secrets." "Not all men have secrets." "We all have our secrets." "Jeez, the fire's gone out already." "The rain must be coming in." "Where's Jackie-o?" "In her room." "What's she doing there?" "I don't know." "Brushin' her hair." "How's she doing?" "I don't know." "She's in her room." "I mean, generally." "Good." "I mean, good for Jackie." "What does she do all day?" "What does she do all day?" "I don't know." "I mean, what does anybody do all day?" "What do you do all day?" "What do I do all day?" "What do you do all day?" "I don't know." "She reads books." "What kind of books?" "Assassination books." "What else?" "That's about it." "How many assassination books can there be?" "A lot." "Lincoln, McKinley, Kennedy, king, Kennedy..." "All right." "And she watches soap operas." "All right." "And she watches soap operas." "She likes it especially when they have a character, and that actress leaves the show, and a new actress steps in and becomes the character." "Nobody on the show notices any difference..." "Jackie watches soap operas?" "I guess you heard about the seltzer water thing." "That was the last big..." "You know." "It was flat." "Yeah." "So what'd she do?" "Well, she started screaming about bubbles, how there were no bubbles, so she started boiling the seltzer water." "When the water started bubbling, she poured the boiling water when the water started bubbling, she poured the boiling water back into the seltzer bottle, which was plastic and started to melt, and kind of melted into her hand where she was holding it." "She had to go to the emergency room with third-degree burns." "And on the way home, whenever mom and I asked her a question, she'd tell us to, "stop giving me the third degree!"" "And she'd laugh, kind of, like, hysterically." "So, she's not what you'd call "recovered."" "Do you think I should stay?" "Yes!" "Yes, I do." "Do you think I should stay?" "Yes!" "Yes, I do." "Uh, you're not supposed to have that." "What?" "The wine." "Isn't there enough?" "There's enough, but..." "She's not supposed to have that." "Why not?" "Because of her medication." "Not this medication, Anthony." "The one before I couldn't drink." "They switched me." "I used to be green, now I'm brown." "I wanted pills to match my eyes." "Color me beautiful." "Mama wants us to leave." "She's afraid I'm gonna push you over the edge." "No, I've been over the edge." "Now I'm back." "No, I've been over the edge." "Now I'm back." "Lesly doesn't know about the hospital." "Oh?" "She knows about the hospital, but not what kind of hospital." "Does she know about your hospital?" "Sort of." "Let me guess, you had your appendix out." "You did?" "No." "Marty, wanna show me your scar?" "No." "I'm sorry about that, by the way." "I didn't mean to maim you." "I only meant to kill you." "These things happen." "I've noticed Anthony wears a lot of layers around me." "Don't you, Anthony?" "Look at him." "Don't you, Anthony?" "Look at him." "He's got a t-shirt, a dress shirt, a vest and a jacket." "I'm wearing a jacket 'cause it's Thanksgiving." "You weren't wearing it before." "I put it on after Marty got here!" "I appreciate it." "It looks nice." "I got it at the treasure-trove." "Think it belonged to a Kennedy." "Why, is there a bullet hole?" "Hmm." "Marty, you're home." "Lady said Mrs. Kennedy donated a bunch of stuff." "She was pretty sure this was in the Kennedy batch." "See, Marty, you turn the household upside down." "Anthony went out and bought a jacket, and I went to a lot of trouble to get sane, so you can't just leave." "So you can't just leave." "Lesly, on the other hand, is free to go at any time." "I've never been to a hurricane before." " Have you?" " Yes." "When?" "Oh, it was before you were born." "We went to Virginia beach, and our motel was right on the water." "Mom and dad were drinking rum and Pepsi out of styrofoam cups and giggling." "All the good stuff happened before I got born." "This wine's not very cold." "Mama forgot to put it back in the icebox." "I wish I had a piece of ice." "I'll get you one." "Don't go." "Marty, fetch me a piece of ice." "I'll get it for you." "Marty's been in the car all day." "He'd leap at an opportunity to stretch his legs." "He doesn't know where we keep the ice." "Everyone knows where you keep the ice!" "I'll get the ice." "Are you gonna be good when lesly comes down?" "Marty, I'm the hostess." "Yeah." "Make sure it's cold!" "She's pretty, isn't she?" "Who?" "Who do you think?" "I guess." "She doesn't seem like Marty's type." "Do you think she seems like Marty's type?" "I don't know." "You and she would make a cute couple." "Why, I'll bet you're just the same age." "They're getting married, Jackie." "She's got a ring." "Tiffany's?" "I don't know." "I think she has the sneak for you." "I think she has the sneak for you." "Stop." "I do." "She's engaged!" "So?" "She only just met you tonight." "Who knows?" "These things happen all the time." "Jackie, I'm not gonna..." "What?" "I don't know." "It's OK, Anthony." "I understand." "Understand what?" "Just because Marty's attracted to girls doesn't mean you have to be." "I'm attracted to girls!" "Really?" "Are you sure?" "Yes!" "Hmm." "Yes!" "Hmm." "Anthony, look." "Isn't that the prettiest ice cube you've ever seen?" "It used to be bigger." "I wonder what happened." "Whatever it was, it happened just between the kitchen and here." "Look, Marty, your hands are all wet." "Now, there's a clue." "It probably melted..." "On the way." "Oh, my!" "Good evening!" "Good evening." "Is that an evening dress?" "I don't know." "It certainly looks like an evening dress." "It's very pretty." "Well, I dressed for dinner." "It's very pretty." "Well, I dressed for dinner." "Would you like a glass of liebfraumilch?" "No, thank you." "I'll just have a glass of wine." "That's the name of the wine." "Oh!" "I don't speak French!" "Who does?" "You do." "Oh, that's right, I do." "So, what does that name mean?" "In French?" "I think something German." "Oh." "It means "loving mother's milk."" "You speak French?" "No, German." "Well, I know how to say "I love you" in sign language." "Well, I know how to say "I love you" in sign language." "Let's see." "Oh!" "Cool!" "Don't leave this girl alone with any handsome deaf-mutes, Marty." "That's my advice." "Jackie." "Tell me, lesly." "Have you ever been to Washington before?" "No." "Not even on a field trip?" "Not even on a fifth-grade field trip?" "No." "I mean, my class went, but I didn't go." "In fifth grade?" "Really?" "Sixth." "Sixth grade." "So you just snubbed it." "You just snubbed your nation's capital." "So you just snubbed it." "You just snubbed your nation's capital." "Um, my parents wouldn't let me go." "What's their number?" "What do you mean?" "How could they have ruined a field trip?" "Really, people like that burn me up." "Don't they burn you up, Marty?" "They didn't have the money." "What a lie." "How much could it've cost?" "Too much." "Were you poor?" "Did you eat chicken pot pies?" "Pancakes." "A lot of pancakes." "Pancakes." "Pancakes, Marty." "So how did you pull yourself out?" "Out of poverty, I mean." "I left Pennsylvania." "Out of poverty, I mean." "I left Pennsylvania." "That was a step in the right direction, clearly." "Do they have paintings in Pennsylvania?" "Jackie!" "Come here." "What?" "What do you think you're doing?" "What are you doing?" "You said you were gonna be nice." "Just trying to keep the conversation going." "Just stop it!" "Marty, I've never been to Pennsylvania." "I've never even met anyone who's been to Pennsylvania, much less been from Pennsylvania." "Now, Pennsylvania's just this state that gets in your way when you go someplace else." "Why do they call you Jackie-o?" "Why do they call you Jackie-o?" "We went to an ides of march party, and I went as Jackie onassis, in a pink chanel suit and a pillbox hat, and blood on my dress." "Blood?" "Well, ketchup, mostly." "And other stuff, too, like macaroni kind of glued on, like brains." "I don't think that's funny." "Nobody else did, either." "Nobody talked to me all night." "I talked to you." "Yes." "Yes." "You talked to me." "Marty, Jackie-o wants a drink drink." "Let's drink rum and Pepsi out of styrofoam cups." "Come on, Anthony, darling." "Let's drink rum and Pepsi out of styrofoam cups." "Bring me some ice!" "We're out of ice." "How could we be out of ice?" "Mama forgot to refill the trays." "I gave you the last cube." "She's got a stash somewhere." "The Pepsi's cold." "It's not the same!" "I'm not talking about ice." "I'm talking about texture." "I'm talking about texture." "In the last hurricane, we had ice!" "I'm talking about texture." "In the last hurricane, we had ice!" "Mama and daddy had a bucket of ice and a cooler down the hall!" "We just marched down the hall whenever we had a yen for ice!" "A person gets her heart set on a certain thing." "Yes." "A person gets her heart set on a certain thing, and if a certain person can't have a certain thing, a certain person goes insane." "I suppose you think I'm going insane just to be fashionable." "I don't think you're insane." "You don't think I'm insane?" "No." "You don't think I'm an eensy-weensy bit insane?" "You don't think I'm an eensy-weensy bit insane?" "I don't think you're insane." "I think you're just spoiled." "Oh, please." "If people are gonna start telling the truth, I'm going to bed." "Does this happen a lot?" "Every goddamn hurricane." "We bought emergency candles." "They're right in the kitchen." "Anthony, did we remember to buy emergency matches?" " Nobody buys matches." " People find matches." " Nobody buys matches." " People find matches." "People buy matches, Anthony, but not people like us." "Oh, wow." "Thanks, mama." "Thank you." "Thanks." "This'll be fun." "I've never had Thanksgiving dinner by candlelight." " Oh, my god." " What is it?" " Oh, my god." " What is it?" "Dinner, electric stove, Thanksgiving dinner." "I didn't even think." "If I'd put in the Turkey one hour earlier, we'd be impervious." "Does anybody want cranberry sauce?" "Just cranberry sauce?" "You can eat it raw." "It's not really raw." "It's been precooked." "Jackie, is that a drink you're drinking?" "This drink?" "Yes." "No." "Anthony, is that a drink she's drinking?" "It's liebfraumilch." "Well, take it away from her!" "It's liebfraumilch." "Well, take it away from her!" "She said she switched medications." "She's mistaken." "Take it away." "Jackie, you look tired." "Why don't you go to bed?" "I get bored in bed!" "Well, I'm going to bed, and I think everyone should do the same." "It's still early!" "There's no television and no food." "What else is there to stay up for?" "Conversation." "Oh, that." "That only gets you into trouble." "Take it from one who knows." "Hey, the Kennedys' generator turned on their security lights." " Ha." "I remember that." " I used to take lessons." "Good." "Can I have an at-bat?" "Mm-hmm." "Boy, it's been a long day." "Not as long as yesterday." "Yesterday was 24 hours." "I meant, with traveling and all." "It's no easier staying in one place." "It's no easier staying in one place." "Take it from one who knows." "Are you being wise?" "I think you're being wise." "I knew it would happen." "One day, I just wake up wise." "One day, I woke up stupid." "You did?" "It was terrible." "What did you do?" "I went back to sleep." "That was wise!" "I'm tired, Marty." "I'm going up." "Are you coming up?" "Uh, soon." "Clean towels and a washcloth are laid out on the bed." "Yell down if you need anything." "What?" "I did get your letter." "Oh?" "I've forgotten his name, the one who was lousy in bed." "Who was lousy in bed?" "But to be lousy in bed, who was lousy in bed?" "But to be lousy in bed, you have to be in bed." "Who was lousy in bed?" "That actor." "Peter?" "Peter was lousy in bed?" "I can't believe it." "Tell me about Peter, Anthony." "Uh, he wears black, and he has a gap between his teeth." "He has green eyes, and one eye is squinty." "Like sexy, not like disfigured." "He's in love with Jackie." "You can tell." "If he gets to hold her coat for her, his heart breaks into a million pieces on the floor." "So, Peter's in love with Jackie-o?" "Don't use that word." "What word?" ""Love."" "What word?" ""Love."" "Love is for tiny people with tiny lives." "Now, Peter and I have nothing in common." "Now, you and I, Marty, have a great deal in common" "Parents, DNA, bone structure." "He doesn't look like he'd be lousy in bed." "Anthony, we have something to tell you." "Let's talk about Anthony." "Let's express some familial concern about Anthony." "Now, Anthony, why aren't you at school?" "I dropped out." "He dropped out." "Yes, I know." "Why did you drop out, Anthony?" "Why did you drop out, Anthony?" "Why didn't you go up with her, Marty?" "We're talking about you now." "We're expressing familial concern." "No, you're not!" "We're not?" "No, you're playing the familial-concern game." "Oh, don't be so sincere, Anthony." "It's déclass." "I hear you crying at night, alone in your room." "I hear her crying at night, alone in her room." "You cry at night, alone in your room?" " Don't make fun of her." " I won't let you make fun of her." "I wasn't gonna make fun." "I was gonna ask her what she cries about." "What do you think?" "What do you think?" "You want somebody for a very long time." "And then you have them." "And they love you..." "And they make love to you." "But it's not enough." "This is the truth about sex." "Is that why Peter was lousy in bed?" "I'm not talking about Peter, Anthony." "Jesus, I'm talking..." "About Marty." "Why did you tell me?" "I wish you hadn't told me." "Oh, Anthony, you knew." "I did not know!" "Come on, you knew." "How old were you?" "Young." "My whole life?" "Practically your whole life." "I felt left out." "Little brothers always feel left out." "I felt majorly left out!" "Is that why you went crazy?" "No." "That's why you went crazy." "You were ashamed." "That's why you went crazy." "You were ashamed." "I wasn't ashamed." "Well, you should be!" "Anthony, don't be bourgeois." "I'm not being bourgeois." "Don't call me bourgeois just 'cause I know right from wrong." "Does lesly know?" "No." "Well, are you gonna tell her?" "No." "You're not gonna tell her?" "How can I tell her?" "You just tell her." "Why?" "So she knows." "I'll tell her." "Don't!" "She's from Pennsylvania." "She'll understand." "Entire towns are related." "But that's, like, cousins." "So?" "So, you're not cousins." "You're twins." "That explains a great deal." "Why mama insists that explains a great deal." "Why mama insists on celebrating our birthdays on the same day." "I thought she was just being chintzy with the party favors." "It would be bad enough if you were just brother and sister, but twins!" "Your moral outrage is duly noted, Anthony." "You are officially a better person than us." "It's like fucking a mirror!" "Anthony just said "fuck." I know, I heard." "Fucking a mirror." "That sounds painful." "Go upstairs." "Go upstairs and tell her, or I'll..." "I'll..." "I'll..." "What?" "Be really mad." "Don't..." "What?" "...do that." "Ok, let's do something else." "Let's do mime." "No." "Guess where I am." "I'm in a box and I can't get out." "No, I'm in a box and I can't get out." "Oh, I'm sorry, but that wasn't a very good mime, Marty, because I didn't see that at all." "Why did you have to tell him?" "To get him out of the room." "What if he tells lesly?" "He won't." "What if he does?" "Are you ashamed?" "What if he does?" "Are you ashamed?" "Of what?" "Of us, of what we have." "Had." "I don't recognize past tense." "I'm not ashamed." "What are you?" "I don't know." "I see other houses." "I see other lives, and..." "What?" "They're not like mine." "They're not like mine, either." "They could be." "Other lives don't interest me." "That's what we always said, but maybe we said that because we thought we couldn't have it." "Maybe..." "Because we thought we couldn't have it." "Maybe..." "We could all move to Pennsylvania." "I should go up soon." "We're not going to bed until one of three things happen:" "The hurricane ends or we run out of rum." "That's two." "Hmm." "Marty?" "It's me." "I have to talk to you." "About what?" "Stuff." "Stuff." "Well, OK, but I was just getting ready for bed." "Can I help?" "What did you want to talk to me about?" "Where did you meet Marty?" "At a party." "What did he say?" "Well, there were no chairs..." "There were two chairs." "Marty was sitting in one, and then he got up, you know, to give me the chair." "I knew he wasn't from New York." "So, you fell in love with him?" "So, you fell in love with him?" "No, I thought he was gay." "You did?" "Why?" "Well, everyone is..." "In New York." "I mean, not me." "Everyone, men." "Oh, and he was so beautiful, you know?" "Do you think I am..." "Beautiful?" "Well, you look like Marty." "I do?" "Uh-huh." "'Cause we're not exactly sure we have the same father." "I mean, my mother always had the same husband, but she was kind of a free spirit, but she was kind of a free spirit, you know, like that." "Does that bother you?" "If it did, it wouldn't change anything." "I mean, I don't mean to be buddhistic or anything." "Be what?" "Buddhistic." "Oh, that's OK." "So, lesly, how old are you?" "23." "Me, too." "Oh, I thought you were younger." "Well..." "I am." "What do you think about sex?" "Well..." "I mean, sex is good with the right man, but you have to be careful, but you have to be careful, you know, especially in New York." "Careful?" "Diseases and all." "Mental diseases?" "I guess." "If somebody else fell in love with you now, what would you do?" "Tell them I was engaged." "You wouldn't maybe check it out, see if maybe he's got something to offer?" "Like that?" "No." "Do I... do I have a fever?" "Do I... do I have a fever?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Pretty sure." "Could you check again?" "Well, you're warm, but not like a fever." "More like... warm." "It's because I'm sitting next to you." "I'm warm because I'm sitting next to you." "Anthony!" "What?" "Anthony!" "What?" "I don't know." "You know, like I said." "Lesly..." "Can I hold your hand?" "Just hold your hand?" "Ok." "How'd you get that scar?" "Oh, uh..." "Well, Marty and Jackie were playin' French revolution and they made me play Marie antoinette." "And they made me play Marie antoinette." "Ha." "Well, Marty's probably gonna be coming up pretty soon, so..." "I don't think so." "He's with Jackie-o." "So?" "Can I hold somethin' else now?" "Anthony!" "No." "Can I see your knees?" "Tell me about when you lost your virginity." "No!" "Then tell me somethin'." "I don't know what to tell you." "Anything." "Do I have a fever?" "I already checked before, twice." "I know." "I already checked before, twice." "I know." "I think I have a brain tumor." "You do?" "And you know what the big tragedy of that is?" "You'll die?" "Yeah." "But I'll die without ever havin'... you know." "You've never...?" "No." "It's not that big a tragedy." "I mean, unless you're with exactly the right person, it's not that great." "It's not that great?" "No." "Like, if they smoke, they taste like ashes, you know?" "Like, if they smoke, they taste like ashes, you know?" "Or they stick their tongue in your ear so much, you get chapped ears." "Wow." "Or they're just big liars, and will say anything to get in bed with you." "Lesly." "Hmm?" "I don't smoke, I won't stick my tongue in your ear, and I will always be honest with you." "Well, thank you." "But please, Anthony, it's too weird." "Doing it with two brothers, it's like incest." "Doing it with two brothers, it's like incest." "Lesly, about incest..." "I have two words to say to you." "Jackie-o and Marty." "Jackie-o and..." "Marty." "How do you know that?" "They told me." "Who told you?" "Jackie." "Ha." "Then Marty." "Marty too." "I don't believe you." "All right, let's go for five." "Ready." "Go." "Ah." "Mmm." "Oh, there's something I've been meaning to ask you." "There's this thing I've heard, and if I thought for one second it was true," "I'd probably kill myself." "Does your fiancée work in a donut shop?" "A donut king, actually." "A donut king." "So, is she, like, the queen?" "Are we entertaining royalty?" "Are we entertaining royalty?" "She would be more like a donut lady-in-waiting." "Oh, so she's sort of a marginal donut figure?" "In all fairness, she is a minor, and not a major, donut figure." "Because it's a chain, you see, and there are women just like her all over the city." "My point exactly." "No, my point." "My point, Jackie." "There are women like her all over the city." "I know that." "But this one belongs to me." "I have chosen to love her." "It wasn't thrust upon me by..." "Destiny?" "Destiny?" "I'm going to bed." "Can I come?" "No." "Jackie, I love her." "Oh, love." "Yes, love." "Love!" "I'm tired of being above everything." "I wanna be a human being." "Ok, then, let's be human beings." "You don't know how." "You didn't come..." "To my hospital." "You didn't come." "I came." "They didn't tell me." "I came." "They didn't tell me." "I came at night." "I stood under your window." "I watched you put on your makeup." "I watched you cry it off." "I knew." "I was the one making you crazy, so I left and went to New York." "But I'm not crazy now." "I'm better." "I watch soap operas." "I bake brownies." "Normalcy is coursing through my veins." "I want you to have a life." "I want you to love someone you're allowed to love." "I want you to love someone you're allowed to love." "I miss you." "I miss you so much." "I miss you." "When I was with Peter..." "I couldn't come without seeing your face." "When you make love to that lesly girl, do you see my face?" "Sometimes." "Sometimes." "My face how?" "From when?" "That night we went to the party, the ides of march party." "Yes." "You ran into the room in your slip and pillbox hat." "And heels." "I got to wear heels." "And mama's stockings with the seams." "You walked over to the couch." "I was waiting for my skirt." "Macaroni wouldn't dry." "I followed the seams of your stockings." "And then I was afraid." "So I began the game." "Marty, look." "Marty?" "You look lovely." "I have everything." "The dress, everything." "I have everything." "The dress, everything." "The dress?" "The suit." "I could put it on." "Don't." "Oh, for old time's sake." "Lesly might come down." "She won't come down." "How do you know?" "She won't come down." "Where are you going?" "To Marty's room." "He's not in his room." "How do you know?" "You don't want to go down there." "I have to." "Damn, I broke my heel!" "Here, give it to me." "Damn, I broke my heel!" "Here, give it to me." "Let me fix it." "I always carry krazy glue." "How long does that take?" "I have to read the instructions." "Oh, Jesus." "It works overnight!" "I can't wait that long." "I'll go barefoot." "Wait, let me fix it for you." "It doesn't need overnight." "That was a lie." "Anthony, not five minutes ago you said you would always be honest with me." "I lied, to keep you here, upstairs." "I can't stay here." "Is my shoe ready yet?" "Lesly, if you go down there, you might see something." "I know." "I know." "Carnal." "I know!" "So why put yourself through it?" "Don't go." "Can I have my shoe now?" "No." "Fine." "I have the gun." "Put it down." " There's no bullets, Marty." " See for yourself." "Just give it to me." "But they'll hear the blank." "In the storm?" "It's getting quiet." "We must be going into the eye." "The best part." "Do you still remember that day?" "The day of the party?" "The day he was shot." "Everybody remembers that day, exactly what they were doing." "Everybody remembers that day, exactly what they were doing." "The radio was on." "The TV was on." "Mama was crying and daddy was crying." "And daddy was leaving." "Finally leaving." "She covered him with her body." "She tried to keep him there." "She tried to keep his head on, but it was falling off." "You be him." "Yes." "And I'll be her." "And I'll be her." "I'm him." "And I'm her." "Did you see them?" "What?" "Jackie?" "Marty?" "Uh-huh." "Was I right?" "Was it carnal?" "Yes." "No." "I don't know." "I told you not to go." "Didn't I tell you not to go?" "Are you OK?" "No." "Oh, sweetie." "Why did you call me that?" "I don't know." "It just came out." "I don't know." "It just came out." "My dad used to call me that..." "Before." "Before what?" "Before he died." "I could call you that again." "That's OK." "I don't know what to do." "I could stay with you." "Stay with me how?" "Any way you want me to stay with you." "Any way you want me to stay with you." "With your clothes on?" "Or off." "You look like Marty." "You look like lesly." "Lesly..." "Yes." "I love you, lesly." "Marty..." "Marty..." "Jeez, was I that terrible?" "It's supposed to last longer, isn't it?" "How long does, like, Marty last?" "Anthony!" "What?" "That's personal." "You won't tell him, will you?" "How I was?" "No." "But you're gonna tell him..." "About us?" "I don't know." "What about honesty?" "The importance of honesty in a relationship?" "The importance of honesty in a relationship?" "Where are my hose?" "Why don't you check the light?" "I don't want to." "Why not?" "I'm shy." "Lesly, we just..." "That's different." "That was just something I did." "You have to be with someone for a while before you let them really look at you." "Do you let Marty look at you?" "Of course." "Anthony, you can't stay here." "I was confused before." "I was in a state of confusion." "I was in a state of confusion." "That's 'cause we were in the heat of passion." "I wasn't in the heat of passion." "I'm closing my ears." "I was pretending that you were Marty." "But it didn't work." "You're brothers, but you're different." "Smell different..." "Taste different..." "Everything." "Oh." "I miss little things, like his scar." "You mean Jackie's scar." "No, Marty's." "On his stomach, from when he had his appendix out." "Marty had his appendix out?" "Didn't he?" "No, Jackie shot him." "Stop!" "She did." "Why?" "'Cause she felt like it." "He was gonna go to New York, and she didn't want him to go." "I can't believe you guys." "Are you going to go now?" "Let's wait till morning, then tell him it's over." "What's over?" "You and him." "It's not over, Anthony." "You and him." "It's not over, Anthony." "We are over." "Over?" "How could we be over?" "We just are." "What if I don't wanna be over?" "Anthony... please." "Let me help you with that, dear." "Now... there's croissants in the kitchen." "They're filled with something, I forget what." "You can eat yours in the cab." "I'm not taking a cab." "How are you getting to the train?" "I'm not taking the train." "Then how are you getting back to New York?" "Marty'll drive me." "Marty's needed here." "Marty's needed there." "Oh." "You'll find a replacement." "No, I won't." "You already have." "Were you spying on us?" "A mother doesn't spy." "A mother pays attention." "Marty won't let me go without him." "He loves me." "You're just a symbol to him, dear." "A symbol of all that is good and pure." "I'm not a symbol." "Well, not anymore." "Please don't tell him about Anthony." "Please." "It'll only hurt him." "It's a little late to worry about hurting Marty." "He never has to know about it." "Now, you can see that Jackie-o's a very sick girl." "Now, you can see that Jackie-o's a very sick girl." "She needs her family." "She has you." "She has Anthony." "We're beside the point as far as Jackie-o's concerned." "Jackie-o should learn she can't always have everything her way." "Listen to me, little miss missy." "You have no idea how close you came to getting badly hurt tonight." "You should feel lucky that Jackie hasn't decided that what she wants is you out of the picture." "Jackie can have everything her way." "She always has." "She always has." "Is that how you raised them?" "People raise cattle." "Children just happen." "They don't just happen." "You can read Dr. Spock from now till doomsday, but children just happen all the same." "This one has blue eyes, that one's insane." "She can't have Marty." "Marty's mine." "Please." "Marty's maybe been sort of yours for... six months?" "He's belonged to Jackie for 20-odd years." "Really odd." "Leave this morning, or Marty finds out how you spent the night." "Your choice." "Your choice." "Leave now with your symbology intact, or stay and lose Marty anyway." "So what if I slept with his brother?" "He slept with his sister!" "I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about." "I'm sure you do." "Sure..." "One can never be sure." "Don't forget your toothbrush." "Oh, don't clean, mother." "Honestly." "Don't we have a maid?" "Not anymore." "What happened to her?" "She quit when you shot your brother." "Oh, that's right." "Oh, that's right." "What's for breakfast, then?" "He speaks." "Croissants." "They're in the kitchen." "They're filled with something, I forget what." "I guess we'll find out." "Oh, how exciting." "Don't you find life to be exciting?" "What's that gun doing there?" "That's not a gun." "It's a camera." "It is too a gun." "A camera that looks like a gun." "Give it to me." "Relax, mama." "It's an empty gun." "How do you know?" "I checked." "What is it doing there?" "Just being gun-like, gun-esque, gun-onic." "Gun-esque, gun-onic." "Where did it come from?" "God?" "We were taking a trip down memory Lane." "I want it now." "I'll put it away." "Marty!" "I'll put it away." "Mother, you look so white." "Oh, Jackie." "If it happens again, they'll put you away." "They'll just put you away." "Only if someone finds out." "They'll just put you away." "Only if someone finds out." "She must have family somewhere." "What are you talking about?" "Lesly." "I'm not going to shoot lesly." "Just don't." "That's all we need, is Marty mooning over some dead girl." "She's leaving anyway." "When?" "This morning." "Why?" "I suggested it." "And she agreed?" "More or less." "Is Marty going with her?" "Don't be silly." "If he leaves again, I'll implode." "I'll just implode." "He's staying." "He's staying." "Well, where is she now?" "Packing, I imagine." "She's packing?" "As we speak." "What if she forgets something?" "We'll burn it." "Mmm." "Yes, yes." "Mmm." "Mmm." "What?" "Wha..." "Wait, you can't leave like this, not in a storm." "I've got to get Marty out of here." "Can I come?" "I want to go to New York." "Well, uh, you can't come with us." "Here, put everything back." "Don't leave." "How can you stay with him when you know?" "You know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "We could go to Pennsylvania." "What's the name of your town?" "You've never heard of it." "But I want to hear of it." "Anthony, I'm not gonna go to Pennsylvania with you." "Anthony, I'm not gonna go to Pennsylvania with you." "I'm not going to New York with you." "I'm not going to 7-Eleven with you." "Stop smelling my clothes!" "I will never love another woman." "I will go to the desert, and love only sand." "Sand?" "What does that mean?" "You never go hungry in the desert, lesly." "You know why?" "Why?" "Because of the sand which is there." "Is it away?" "Yes." "Did you hide it?" "I put it somewhere." "But did you hide it?" "Mother!" "Only in the sense that I put it somewhere and no one saw me put it there." "If I walked into the room where you put the gun, could I see it?" "No." "Then it's hidden." "Don't worry, mama, we won't bloody the carpets." "You actually think I'm worried about my carpets?" "You actually think I'm worried about my carpets?" "Aren't you?" "A little." "I had to steam clean last time, and there's still sort of a shadow." "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Stop!" "Get off!" "Get off." "Stop!" "My, you're up early." "Did you sleep all right?" "My, you're up early." "Did you sleep all right?" "Why are you wearing that costume?" "Everything else was in the wash." "There's croissants in the kitchen." "No pancakes today, I'm afraid." "I have to talk to Marty." "I wonder what about." "You were supposed to sneak in my room last night." "Ah, I fell asleep." "Did you?" "No." "He stayed up." "By yourself?" "With me." "Uh, the hurricane took the Kennedys' stables." "The horses got loose." "The horses got loose." "The secret service were all over the place." "I didn't hear any horses." "What jumped over the moon, a cow or a horse?" "A cow." "Oh." "I thought it was a horse." "No, a cow." "What's the rest of it?" "Uh, I know silverware was involved." "Hey, diddle, diddle..." "Lesly, you're up." "I see you're all packed." "Yes." "I'll call you a cab." "I don't need a cab." "How are you getting to the station?" "I'm going with Marty." "I'm going with Marty." "Marty's going to drive you?" "He's coming with me." "Oh..." "I don't think so." "He can decide for himself." "To make a decision, a person needs all the facts, and I don't think Marty has all the facts." "Ah, Anthony." "How did you sleep?" "Did you sleep all right?" "What?" "Lesly, did you sleep all right?" "Yes, thank you." "Did Anthony sleep all right?" "Why don't you ask him?" "Marty, why don't you ask your brother how he slept?" "Marty, why don't you ask your brother how he slept?" "Why?" "Jackie, why don't you ask your brother how he slept?" "How'd you sleep, Marty?" "Your other brother." "How'd you sleep, Anthony?" "What's going on?" "Lesly stayed with me last night." "Ha." "A quaint Pennsylvania prenuptial custom." "Well, I am shocked." "Young lady, what do you have to say for yourself?" "Call me old-fashioned, but I'd say the wedding's off." "It's just as well." "I always cry at weddings." "I even cried at mine." "Must have had a premonition." "I even cried at mine." "Must have had a premonition." "Mmm." "Get out." "That's right." "Anthony, take this harlot to the train station." "Get out!" "Jackie?" "Jackie?" "If you really cared for her, you wouldn't have brought her here." "I wanted to come here." "And you did... come." "And you did... come." "Or didn't you?" "Don't." "You don't deserve her." "How was he?" "I can't tell you." "That good, huh?" "It was his first time." "Yeah, right." "Yeah, right." "It wasn't?" "What do you think?" "Then why would he say it?" "To get laid." "Well, I'm sorry, but when somebody says something," "I tend to think it's the truth." "It's just the way I am, the way I was brought up." "And if somebody forgets to mention something..." "I wouldn't think to ask, for example," ""did you sleep with your sister?"" ""Did you sleep with your sister?"" "Do you think masturbation counts as infidelity?" "What do you mean?" "When I sleep with me and not you, am I cheating on you?" "Marty, stop it." "I came downstairs before." "Before when?" "During it... the thing." "What thing?" "The thing with the gun..." "And the costume." "The thing with the gun..." "And the costume." "Oh, god." "Warmer, warmer, warmer." "Colder." "Colder..." "What are you doing, sweetheart?" "He's going to leave again." "Jackie, don't be insane." "I'm sorry, I mean..." "Warmer, warmer, colder." "Jackie!" "Colder." "Warmer, warmer." "Warmer, warmer." "Colder, colder, colder, colder." "Colder, colder, colder, colder, colder, colder!" "Anthony!" "Anthony, get your sister her medication." "You know where it is." "No, Anthony, don't bother." "I'm fine... really." "I just got turned around for a second there." "Everything's going to be OK." "I know that." "Silly me." "Everything's going to be OK." "I know that." "Silly me." "I just haven't had my coffee yet." "I haven't even gone to the bathroom." "Mama, will you make us some coffee?" "Of course, of course." "I'm fine." "Do you want me to leave?" "You got to help me." "How?" "Just talk me back." "Tell me about Sundays, tell me about Sundays, what you and I would do on a Sunday." "We'd get up..." "Right, right." "We'd get up." "What about the alarm?" "Did the alarm go off?" "No." "No alarm, baby." "It's Sunday." "Oh." "Oh, yeah, it's Sunday." "And we don't wake up till after 11:00." "And I pull the comforter over your shoulder." "I grab your hand and I pull you down onto me." "You have little rings." "You have mascara rings like a football player." "Mmm." "And you have bad breath, but I kiss you anyway." "I watch you dress." "I watch you dress." "I feel sad when you buckle your bra." ""There they go," I think." ""There they go."" "Lose my other shoe." "I find your other shoe." "We read menus in the windows on Avenue a." "Then we go to Noel's café, and I forget what eggs florentine is." "Like Benedict with spinach." "The waitress says, "toast or pita?"" ""Toast or pita?"" "Oh, what about the newspaper?" "We forgot the newspaper." "Newspaper comes later." "We go to central park and you buy me some tulips." "Pink." "And I buy you a scarf." "Blue." "And the Sunday paper." "Blue." "And the Sunday paper." "We go home." "It's late afternoon, and the sign comes on." ""Jesus saves." Across the street." ""Jesús salva."" "We run a bath." "You wash my back." "Shoulders like wings." "Bird shoulders." "We make love." "Then we make coffee and sit and read the paper." "Marty." "No." "Mmm." "Marty, I want you to leave with me." "I want you to leave with me right now." "Yes." "All right, yes." "Who was that?" "I just flushed your car keys down the toilet." "Marty, give me your keys." "I don't have them." "Where's your extra set?" "In my room..." "Get them." "At home in New York." "I'll call a cab." "The phone's dead!" "Don't look at me." "Marty's not gonna stay here with you." "We are leaving for New York this morning." "I don't care how." "Anthony told me about you." "He told me what you did to that lizard." "Oh, Anthony, not that old lizard story." "Oh, Anthony, not that old lizard story." "I know what else you did." "I know where the scar came from, and I know why they sent you to that hospital." "You're a regular Nancy drew." "You're making him crazy." "You want to make him crazy like you?" "Look at yourself." "Look at your clothes." "You're making fun of a woman who lost her husband." "A man died." "A man was murdered." "A man who did something for other people." "What have you ever done for somebody else?" "You really love Marty?" "Think about what his life would be like here in this house." "Think about what his life would be like here in this house." "Your mom will die." "You'll be left alone." "You'll have babies with webbed feet you'll have to bury out back in the yard." "My!" " Where in the yard?" " Where?" "Where exactly in the yard?" "Marty, where do you think we should bury these babies with webbed feet?" "Backyard's getting rather crowded with corpses." "First daddy's, now duck babies." "You killed your father?" "Not me, mama." "You killed your father?" "Not me, mama." "My father left my mother." "Years ago, the day Kennedy was shot." "He tried to leave, but mama shot him." "We buried him by the central air." "They were installing central air." "There was a hole in the ground, but not for him, for the air conditioner." "She's confused." "You're confused, Jackie." "He left mama." "He called a cab!" "She covered him with her body." "She tried to keep him there." "Jackie Kennedy, not mama." "Jackie Kennedy!" "She tried to keep his head on, but it was falling off." "Lesly, go get my suitcase." "Lesly." "Sorry about all this." "Anthony, go get her pills!" "Which pills?" "I don't know which pills!" "One more time, Marty, for old time's sake." "She's got a gun." "Get the gun!" " It's only blanks." " Mama!" "One more time, and I'll give you the car keys." "I think it's the brown ones." "I'll get the brown ones." "Go!" "One more time, that's all I ask." "Then you can go back to the land of the donut kings." "Then you can go back to the land of the donut kings." "You be him?" "Yes." "And I'll be her." "I'm him." "And I'm her." "Where are we now, Mrs. Kennedy?" "I'm tired of this, Marty." "Do you want me to stop?" "Do you want me to stop?" "Yeah, stop it." "Stop it, Marty." "Stop it."