"79.2)}TEAM Gaki presents:" "230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cH059A86}Timing/Typesetting:" "{\cH558C00}Slayeer (Alex) {\cH00A2B6}Hinnerk {\cH1D19CF\3cHFFFFFF}Kazuma {\cH3E57C2}Inugami {\cH71017E\3cHFFFFFF}Sacro {\cHFAA42D}Alfred {\3cHF8F8FC\cH792421\4cHFFFFFF\3cHFFFFFF}Melty" "230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cH23B9FF}Translation:" "{\cH558C00}Michael {\cH00A2B6}Melty {\cH1D19CF\3cHFFFFFF}Half-San {\cH3E57C2}DesertStarr(Jason) {\cH71017E\3cHFFFFFF}Lei {\cHFAA42D}Scion 230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cH2627FC}Final checker:" "{\cH00A2B6}James 230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cHCE4C26}Others:" "{\cH9F005B}Jordan  Rich 22.4)}TG" "\fscx120\fscy120} {\cH2A34D5}abyss{\cHFFFFFF} of emotional suppression" "An abyss of emotional suppression ... that is when people express tears of joy.." "\fscx120\fscy120}express tears of {\cH2A34D5}joy 355)}Gaki no Tsukai best series" "80)}Gaki no Tsukai best series 5090)}Gaki no Tsukai best series" "Gaki no Tsukai's best" "\fscx100\fscy100)}"No Laughing Earth Defense Force" "\fscx120\fscy120)}"No Laughing Earth Defense Force" "No Laughing" series" "This year they go beyond the Earth!" "591)}Secret 760}Secret" "250)}Attacked by laughter assassins!" "5090)}{\cH2D878B\3cHCCFDFF\4cH11F6FB}Super Deluxe!" "{\cHCE4C26}Lineup" "The best lineup of laughter assassins attack the five!" "304)}Matsuko you bastard!" "300)\fnBaskerville Old Face\fs90\cH060FB2\4cH000000}YOU BASTARD!" "{\cH060FB2}is it?" "!" "{\cH060FB2}is it?" "!" "{\cH060FB2}is it?" "!" "0)}{)\cH1DAA28\3cHFFFFFF\4cH5F5F5F}Defense{\cH000000} training" "Special celebrities gather for the defense training!" "549)\cH3924CA\3cHBE3E47\4cH11F6FB\b1}Happy boy!" "500)\cH2A34D5\3cHFFFFFF\4cH00F6FF}WOW!" "{)\cH1DFFEA\3cHD70A2E\fs80}Happion!" "300)\fnBaskerville Old Face\fs90\cH060FB2\4cH170F54\3cHFFFFFF\shad5\blur2}'That Horror' 541)\frz2.974\4cH170F54}Returns" "The horror again .." "250)} the howling and screaming 250)} the howling and screaming" "250)}The Tag war returns for training!" "250)}The Tag war returns for training!" "The howl and scream-inducing tag war returns" "300)\fnBaskerville Old Face\fs90\cHA53C1F\4cH000000\i1}'Help~!" "0)\fs45\4cHFFFFFF\3cHFFFFFF\cH000000}Stage{\cH3924CA} Red Circuit" "The stage is upgraded to a circuit 324)}really cool guy" "\fscy100\fscx100\frz0)}HAMADA SA~N!" "\fscx120\fscy120)\cH51043C\i0\4cH51043C\shad4\blur5}prey" "Even THAT super-famous actor also becomes prey" "496)\frz9.441}willpower of men 353)\bord3\alphaH80\fscx180\fscy180}willpower of men" "The willpower of men whose bodies are put to the test" "\fscx100\fscy100)\cH614EB3\blur5\3cH000100\4cH000100}You're a traitor!" "Hey!" "350)\4cH74216B\3cHFFFFFF\cH21812D}HAMADA SA~N!" "370)}First time in the series!" "An unbelievable {\cH3924CA}situation" "For the first time in the series ... 0)\cHD2BC73\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\blur5\fs65}Tears tears... and the reason is ..." "5090)}Only laughter!" "{\cH3924CA} 6 hour special{\cH000000} challenge!" "New Year's Eve special!" "304)}Absolutely no Laughing!" "Absolutely no laughing!" "300)\cHC2C6C6\3cH4F1FAF\4cH4F1FAF}Earth Defense Force 512)\cHA6CED9\3cH1F0095\4cH1F0095}24 Hours{\cHA3BACB}" "154)}New Year's Eve Special 199)\cHE3D4D5\4cHD0362E\3cHB64038}Absolutely no Laughing!" "130)\frz10.49}no Tsukai ya Arahende!" "104)\frz7.866}Gaki 68)}Downtown" "523)}Downtown 592)}Matsumoto Hitoshi" "596)\3cH000000\4cHCCE442}Hamada Masatoshi" "Matsumoto-san 588)\4cH47AC2C}Tsukitei Housei" "The day has finally come for this year." "534)}Cocorico 588)\4cH3168AB}Endo Shozo" "593)\4cH3168AB}Tanaka Naoki it has!" "Is everyone okay?" "We are okay!" "Are you all okay?" "that's right." "you won't believe it!" "Yes" "We really do!" "Like forever!" "It's enough time for a quick-blooming bud to bloom into a flower" "We have that much time!" "This year's theme is {\alphaHFF}Earth Defense Force" "This year's theme is{\cH000000\4cHFE3C43} Earth Defense Force" "Woah!" "It's here!" "Defense Force" "Protect the earth?" "{\alphaHFF}We can't even protect our own arses" "Protect the earth?" "{\4cH3924CA\cH000000}We can't even protect our own arses" "That's true." "right?" "that's right." "You were defeated." "We were supposed to be a force." "We couldn't protect anything." "{\alphaHFF\c\4c} didn't it?" "didn'tit?" "I{\cH000000\4cH3924CA} literally heard my arse just {\alphaHFF}'end'." "I{\cH000000\4cH3924CA} literally heard my arse just 'end'." "{\4cH3924CA}It just went "PE~NNNNNN"!" "really." "It said "pe~n" "It said "pe~n" "My ass just 'ended'" "{\4cH3924CA}At {\cH3924CA\4c}50 years old {\4cH3924CA}my ass has just given up" "I don't understand." "Matsumoto-san." "{\cH000000\4cHFE3C43}the cue for VTR 609)}please!" "Alright!" "So are we ready?" "Let's go!" "264)}No Laughing Earth Defense Force 563))\i0}Dawn" "When the sunrise colors the sky ... the trees are awakening... 568))\cH1AFBDD}beginning they symbolize a beginning." "Will there be a filming site?" "I've heard that there will be rockets." "{\cH000000\4cH3099F2}"Wait right here" {\cH3099F2\4cH000000}is what it says." "Those signs {\cH000000\4cH3924CA}pisses me off this?" "It could say "please wait" or "could you wait here"." "374)}Wait here!" "This is more of a {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}demand" "{\alphaHFF} I've already (black)lost interest(black) in doing this shoot" "I've already {\cH000000\4cH3924CA}lost interest in doing this shoot" "My interest flew away." "You've started it by just moaning!" "{\cH000000\4cH31DF4C}We all know that person will show up anyway." "that's right." "won't he?" "It seems like it." "480)}HEE~Y!" "Ugh ..." "Something is coming." "It's coming." "It's coming." "It's coming." "look at his speed." "I see." "He's not a celebrity." "Did he {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}lose a little weight?" "he looks a bit thinner." "Yes." "His {\cH000000\4cH31DF4C}face hasn't changed though 669)}*we filmed with special permission" "You stopped awfully{\cH000000\4cH3924CA} far away from us 553)}Downtown previous manager" "613)}Fujiwara Hiroshi" "He can come closer that would've been good." "Good morning everyone!" "628)}In the neighboring{\alphaHFF} city's supermarket 628)}In the neighboring city's supermarket" "704)}there was an early morning time sale" "I went to the sale by speeding on a mom's-bicycle" "Hey Tanaka-!" "How many people do you think this food can feed?" "We can't hear .. helicopter .." "{\cH000000\4cH3924CA}Helicopter is flying very close by." "{\cH000000\4cH31DF4C}Mid-air distance" "Can you please come forward?" "you mean us?" "The helicopter is right above us." "it's so difficult to hear." "Has this ever happened?" "Hey Tanaka-!" "Yes." "How many people do you think this food can feed?" "There's quite a bit ..." "About 10 people ..." "This{\alphaHFF} is all for me" "This is all for {\cH21F1D3\3cH000000}me" "This food {\alphaHFF}all of it is for me by myself" "This food all of it is {\alphaHFF}for me by myself" "This food all of it is for me by {\cH21F1D3\3cH000000}myself" "Why do you say that twice?" "623)\cH43D7C2\3cH000000\4cHFFFFFF}That makes me laugh!" "What the hell are you saying?" "too!" "What the hell ... 593)}Hamada" "Yes." "544)\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}I came by mom-bicyle {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}so 622)}you may slightly feel something" "612)\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}What do you think {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}this year's theme is?" "You can't really tell.." "618)}Is it grocery store?" "565)\frz11.14}Hell no! 612)}This year's theme is {\cH2A34D5}{\alphaHFF}Earth Defense Force!" "612)}This year's theme is {\cH2A34D5}Earth Defense Force!" "Then don't ask!" "That has nothing to do with the bicycle." "250)\cHE66934\3cHCCFDFF}Newly Recruited members of the Defense Force 250)\cH2A34D5\3cHCCFDFF}Challenge for 24 hours of duty!" "The five men are newly recruited Defense Force members they endure 24 hours of brutal duty." "250)\cHFFFFFF}one person{\cH9F005B\3cHDEDEDE} has a troublesome issue ... there is one person {\alphaHFF}who has a troublesome issue .." "there is one person who has a troublesome issue .." "619)}Yamasaki {\alphaHFF} you went through a name-change 619)}Yamasaki you went through a {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}name-change" "Yes." "thank you very much." "What was the name again?" "607)}It is Tsukitei Housei 611)}What the hell is that?" "{\alphaHFF} No one knows that." "611)}What the hell is that?" "{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}No one knows that." "It hasn't become popular yet." "Yes." "613)}Uhm ..." "That 613)} ...." "That" "At an important time." "Seriously?" "It's quick." "Should we try once more from the top?" "{\cH000000}(The script.)" "618)}His new name's unpopularity with the public 616)}{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}It makes me laugh a lot!" "250)}the problem with Yamasaki's name change he will participate as "tsukitei housei" "I really don't understand." "Well we can't do anything about it" "He makes me mad" "The recognition really is low." "so you're gonna go as Housei!" "Yes." "you guys .." "541)}I told you that you're part of the Earth Defense Force 629)}{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}but why are you dressed like that!" "?" "Isn't it weird?" "What" "I have your change of clothes in those boxes over there so I'm gonna have you change right now." "we're changing clothes again." "532)}Before Earth Defense Duties 250)}{\cH74EDE7\3cH000000}Change into appropriate outfits" "With that reasoning they will change into the appropriate outfits." "when you're ready" "I'm going to have you come out one by one" "Yes!" "So cool." "588)}Macho-Papa Soldier" "Thank you." "It looks nice." "The titles are unnecessary." "that's right." "Housei!" "Yes." "What is the point of it?" "579)}Selfishly changed his name-member" "It's pretty cute." "Your legs are also showing." "Thank you." "Hopefully you'll be a tasteful member." "Yes." "Yes!" "You're definitely handsome and cool." "573)}Handsome Baseball-freak member" "Thank you." "You'll be well-liked by women." "Hopefully you'll be a very well-liked member." "Thank you." "Yes!" "575)}Lanky Pointy-Chin member" "You're so lanky." "You need to gain weight." "The pointy-chin was unneeded." "Hopefully you will be a strong-willed member." "609)}Alright Hamada" "581)}The only woman on the team member" "It looks good!" "Why are you a girl?" "It's nice!" "Why are you a girl?" "I'm jealous!" "609)}Is that your own {\cH000000}wig?" "It probably has Hamada's name on it." "It looks so good." "That's definitely your own wig." "527)}I'm going to explain the rules so 622)}form a line up front" "You have such nice legs." "You can work it." "You've always had 611)\cH000000}very nice legs{\cH236BC2} Hamada-san." "Hamada-san's legs really are pretty." "One!" "You are members of the Earth Defense Force." "250)}You are newly recruited {\cH4113A3}EDF{\2cH000000\cH000000} members going through 24 hours of training you will do various tasks." "423)}Cough!" "Second!" "no matter what happens - absolutely no laughing." "{\cH4113A3} absolutely no laughing tirth you will receive severe punishment on the spot." "that's it." "you will receive{\cH4113A3} severe punishment" "Got it?" "but he hasn't been listening at all." "Hamada hasn't." "602)}I'm so cold." "Are you cold?" "look- 588)}wearing a garter belt {\cHBD22DC\i0}❤" "You're wearing a garter ..." "You've really done it." "It's very sexy." "605)}You didn't {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}protect{\cH2A22BE} at all" "Yourself." "Yourself." "Yourself." "528)}To get to the EDF headquarters 613)}{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}we will go by bus a bus ..." "A bus." "right?" "Ughhh ..." "I really don't want to." "444)}Sponsors 449)}" "561)}Nissei Advance 557)}Healthy Family" "Is it really a bus?" "Are we really going to do this?" "We're gonna wait for the bus right here." "250)\be9\cH2A34D5}Tension {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}Rises" "Finally the beginning the tension is rising." "It's here." "603)}It's here." "it's here." "There's always Kurobikari." "that's true." "Kurobikari." "It's here!" "Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force." "This is the name of the place where you will be working." "310)}Gaasuu Kurobikari 392)}Earth Defense Force" "Isn't it cool?" "522)}Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force" "Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force" "Gaasuu Kurobikari Defense Force of Earth in this freshly-designed commuter bus" "89)}ölklöklöklöklöklök 587)\cHDD0629\3cHFFFFFF\be15}Aim for the {\cH000000}EDF Headquarters they will aim for the Earth Defense Force Headquarters" "Are we getting on?" "615)}We're gonna board right?" "614)}the moment you get is when it {\cH74EDE7\3cH000000}starts can't do anything about it." "But it begins as soon as we board ..." "So if we get on ..." "I'm getting on!" "huh..." "Wait..." "Why are you walking like that?" "I was really cold." "I'm getting on!" "Lead the way!" "so cold..." "Here we go!" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Do{\alphaHFF} Not Laugh" "\fscx100\fscy100)}{\alphaHFF} Do Not{\alphaHFF} Laugh" "\fscx100\fscy100)\alphaHFF}Do Not Lau{\alphaHFF}gh" "\fscx100\fscy100)\alphaHFF} Do Not Laugh" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Ear{\alphaHFF}th Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)\alphaHFF}Earth {\alphaHFF}Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Def{\alphaHFF}ence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defen{\alphaHFF}ce Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence {\alphaHFF}Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Fo{\alphaHFF}rce {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Force {\alphaHFF}{\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24{\alphaHFF} hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 ho{\alphaHFF}urs" "\fscx100\fscy100)} {\alphaHFF}Earth Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours it's warm in here" "Okay... let's go!" "Okay let's go!" "Here we go!" "come on.." "593)} Some customers are already on it's so cold!" "it really is.." "{\c\4cH450000\3cHFFFFFF}so I am just going to take them from you 492)}The helmet will {\cH000000}"get in the way"?" ".." "416)} Hahahahahaha" "So what is the point in giving them to us?" "589)} Judge didn't see..." "Therefore SAFE the bus has 595)\cH25EDD1}Off to the Earth Defence HQ{\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF} - but what lies ahead.... departed for the Earth Defence Headquarters but what lies ahead?" "\fscx100\fscy100)\4cH77CECB} The bus is on its way to HQ 625)}Laughter will NOT{\cHD6643D} be tolerated from here!" "The 5 make their way for HQ but their laughter will not be tolerated anymore!" "464)}Does the actual Earth 535)}Defence Force look like... like this?" "Like the fact we're travelling with ordinary people is like..." "Yeah..." "You're right" "Something's definitely not right... it's not that cold..." "He was moaning the whole time!" "445)} You guys 511)} get to wear trousers.." "You must be warmed up by now in here.." "look at this 601)} The woman gets a garter belt as part of their uniform" "This was awful..." "That is amazing..." "That businessman over there just laughed..." "That's way too much..." "Fujiwara is laughing so much... {\cH000000\4cH0607D2}He's laughing like{\cH0607D2} "What a Masterpiece"!" "Literally his face is like that... 498)} Haha..." "You were never getting away with that" "You guys were all laughing before me too..." "Like 'he-he-he'" "I was completely cool... 663)}I was safe" "536)\cH381398}Black army {\cH000000}will 592)\4cHAAAC71\3cHAAAC71}4th Rule" "598)}smack you on your arse if you laugh" "Oh..." "This again?" "shit..." "Get him good... 120)} BAM!" "120)} BAM!" "Get him good... 120)} BAM!" "120)} BAM!" "He got me {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}right in my face {\cH3099F2\4cH000000} just now..." "HAHAHAHAHA 601)}This can't be allowed..." "This was properly..." "Bloody hell.." "And Endo is going to get another smack!" "This was totally ridiculous..." "I haven't done anything wrong!" "This isn't right!" "it's not right... right?" "that was unfair..." "That wasn't fair..." "You got hit for no reason... 646)}Yeah" "Someone else gets punished{\alphaHFF} and then that hits you in the face... {\cH0607D2\4cH000000}I mean" "Someone else gets punished {\cH04121B\4cH4B40F4}and then that hits you in the face... {\cH0607D2\4cH000000}I mean" "529)\b1}Laughter from bad luck {\cH000000} is part of this show 595)}After this {\cH0607D2} more traps will make them laugh" "An unlucky start..." "But that happens in this show it really has started..." "And now the traps to make them laugh will show themselves... \fscx100\fscy100)} BUS STOP" "The door has opened... 612)}Wakabayashi Masayasu" "609)\4cHFFFFFF\3cH04121B} Takaoka Saki 549)} Cool guy" "547)}Madonna" "Hey Saki" "Yeah?" "Have you decided which guy you want to be with?" "he's a "cool guy"?" "{\cHB51FD4\4cH000000} they just don't 695)}appeal that much to me 590)} 2 men are supposedly after Saki" "You do realize that you are {\alphaHFF}the brother of Rockabilly" "You do realize that you are the brother of Rockabilly" "The supposedly "coolest guy's" {\alphaHFF}little sister" "The supposedly "coolest guy's" little sister" "So don't go out with some loser big bro." "But you know..." "Those two guys..." "They just {\cH000000\4cHB51FD4}don't appeal to me enough" "619)}Ito Ichiro (from ELT) 550)} Shark Crew" "it's just..." "They've planned this well..." "I was laughing at the length of his face..." "They really put everything into it... they really had... 526)} His appeal to Saki" "603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5} A really cheesy chat up line" "{\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} Hey Saki." "640)\fscx80\fscy80}Today is the day {\alphaHFF}I'm going to get 640)\fscx80\fscy80}Today is the day I'm going to get" "695)\fscx80\fscy80}a good reaction from you 640)}The only guy" "God you can barely hear his voice... 688)\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} capable of taming a woman like you" "{\alphaHFF}you know?" "you know?" "497)} The volume is..." "If you could speak a bit louder... really tough" "Oh shit..." "It' a little hard to hear..." "Well I guess he's not the singer of his band..." "Please raise the volume a little bit... 488)}Is it not hard for you" "556)}to hear at all?" "{\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80}The only guy who can tame a woman like you... {\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80}is me..." "Don't be so stupid 628)}I have no intention{\cH000000\4cHB51FD4} of going out {\cHB51FD4\4cH000000}" "699)} with an useless idiot like you at all" "{\cH000000\4cHB51FD4}Even that guy {\4cH000000\cHB51FD4} would be a better choice than you... 616)}Tenryu Genichirou" "551)} Jet Crew" "On we go..." "Obviously we'll laugh..." "He barely managed to get on the bus!" "His knee is really dodgy nowadays..." "Oh wow... 526)} His appeal to Saki" "603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5}A really cheesy chat up line" "For real..." "Hey Saki..." "My nickname is löälöälöälöälöälöälöälöälöälöä" "And we're doing a dance off there." "How can we understand that... 517)}What the hell is he saying?" "and his voice is quite small too..." "Saki prefers this guy?" "{\alphaHFF} Saki's heart{\alphaHFF}" "Saki's heart don't you have anything else? 629)}about this cottage... 700)\cH000000\4cHDFBA5F}even Japan's famous people come there" "629)}like Takegawa Crystal... 700)} and Takeshi-Gundan's "Downtown's"..." "Umm Takeshi-Gundan's..." "Downtown isn't part of Takeshi-Gundan..." "Umm..." "Takegawa..." "Oh{\alphaHFF\cH000000\4cHDFBA5F}" "Oh. {\cH000000\4cHDFBA5F} Guadalcanal Taka as well" "They just took over Downtown..." "Okay both of you..." "Next is... {\alphaHFF}Whilst dancing" "Next is..." "Whilst dancing" "Give Saki your best chat up line and win her heart over" "526)}Their appeal to Saki 603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5} Dance and chat her up with their best line" "I hope?" "{\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} Obviously..." "Tenryu?" "öä#öä##öäöääö" "{\alphaHFF}you're up first you're up first" "649)}Elvis Presley 596)\blur1\b0} Jailhouse Rock" "He had a little glance at us there..." "Like a kind of "are you okay" look..." "'You're not pissed at me for doing this?" "' kind of look" "389)}Hey Saki" "\fscx120\fscy120}Um... \fscx120\fscy120}Um... \fscx120\fscy120}Um..." "\fscx120\fscy120}(sigh)... \fscx120\fscy120}(sigh)... {\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} Next time.." "I will *#(#*$#(*" "He couldn't even say it properly at all." "And Saki's just laughing the whole time..." "Saki was laughing so much." "She was laughing the whole time" "Saki's been laughing the whole time..." "Yeah she was" "She was" "Okay Mister Ito" "{\alphaHFF}it's your go now." "it's your go now." "*(*#$(#$ 649)}Little Richard" "601)} Tooty Fruity" ".Oh Tenryu boy.." "411)} Hm?" "What was that dance?" "Where's your chat up line?" "Oh yeah... 631)}Saki {\alphaHFF} Part 2 would you like to go have" "705)}a cream soda with me?" "It just wouldn't go in at all." "Would you like to go have a cream soda with me?" "582)} Microphone wouldn't go into his pocket" "Do it properly.." "It's still not in his pocket properly." "No no no..." "I'm not laughing at what he said" "I know..." "Yeah it's more the..." "What about Yamasaki?" "452)} 448)}Sponsors" "559)} 563)}" "563)} 567)}" "Hold on a second" "He was the first one of us to laugh" "I was safe" "{\alphaHFF}did either of them appeal to you much?" "did either of them appeal to you much?" "628)}Oh I can't decide who's better out of these two." "I... {\cH000000\4cHB51FD4}found a really good {\cHB51FD4\4cH000000}looking guy sir" "sir 592)} Saki likes Matsumoto you sir" "I have kind of fallen for you 649)} Connie Francis" "601)} Stupid Cupid mister" "These kind of things... 592)} Tries to appeal by dancing with love" "Watch my dance now" "Seriously this situation was..." "I bet?" "and it would be my pleasure if we did something nice..." "Hang on a second... the balding pervert!" "you 635)}what do you think" "710)} you're looking at with that dirty look on your face!" "dgsdgsdsdg weren't you!" "?" "No..{\alphaHFF}part 2" "No..." "I wasn't." "weren't you!" "I wasn't... 617)}You make me sick..." "I feel sick now..." "Let's go home!" "526)}To Housei:" "The Pervert 603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5} She spits her gum at him" "Why did she do that?" "didn't it?" "Hold on man...{\alphaHFF}part2" "The judges are being way too lenient" "Yamasaki was{\alphaHFF}part2" "Yamasaki was spared there" "He should have been hit like 3 extra times." "0)} 15 minutes since start" "Fifteen minutes since they left the park" "And the punishments just don't stop for the guys 584)} Already loads of {\cH0300BB} punishments!" "{\4cH11F6FB} 523)} And next 606)} {\cH0300BB\fs56}There are even funnier {\cH1DAA28} traps awaiting them" "But... ahead of them are even funnier traps waiting to make them laugh" "593)\cH97FE95\4cHFFFFFF\be5\fs67\i1}BUS STOP" "Oota-san" "If you don't sign the contract with us now.." "our company will undoubtedly..{\alphaHFF}part2 our company will undoubtedly be finished!" "542)\be5} Salesman 607)}Kakei Toshio" "So I'm really begging you" "You and I...{\alphaHFF}We've been partners for a long time" "You and I.." "We've been partners for a long time" "But this time...{\alphaHFF}I'm really sorry" "But this time..." "I'm really sorry" "I have no time left" "So I need to go ok?" "Wait... {\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "{\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "Wait..." "Oota-san!" "{\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "Wait..." "Oota-san!" "Oota-san!" "Please don't crush my company!" "{\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "Please don't crush my company!" "Oota-san!" "the salesmen is in a dilemma... 500)} There's no tomorrow... 629)\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF\be9}"Ashita ga arusa at that age" "1000))} You're resorting to use Viagra" "I'm active 1000))} All I need is 'Aka Mamushi'" "43)} (Aka Mamushi = drink which contains lots of Vitamin C)" "I like Shozo" "I love you 1000))} When Shozo was becoming a teenager" "1000))} I found your stash of porn magazines 1000))} The women in these magazines" "1000))} were all the same age as me... we like Shozo we love you 1000))}my older brother got me a present" "I was shocked 1000))}Inside was a radio control car..." "I like Shozo we all love you" "20 years on 1000))}he tried to make himself look like Mr. Big Shot who wasn't even invited" "1000))}What a dirty insecure guy" "I like Shozo we all love you you middle aged man" "1000))}I found your hidden stash of videos" "I will seduce 1000))}with a widow's mourning dress" "I like Shozo we all love you" "1000))} I was worried about Ikue-san 1000))}after she watched last year's Gaki no Tsukai" "1000))} This is just a lie but apparently 1000))}Endo also likes men?" "I like Shozo we all love you who was born in Toyonaka and loves women he loves airplanes" "1000))}He also likes the Kousou buildings he likes kinako as well" "1000))}He also likes pink clothes" "I like Shozo we all love you!" "Shozo is a {\cH000000}really {\cHE0C04B}pathetic son but" "All of us at Re:" "Endo Japan {\alphaHFF}love Endo very very much" "All of us at Re:" "Endo Japan love Endo very very much" "Everyone{\alphaHFF} of Japan" "Everyone of Japan 476)} Look at Kakei-san's knee... 610.667)\fs56}Endo's Dad puts his hand on Kakei's knee" "Let's all {\alphaHFF}work hard together" "Let's all work hard together" "Goodbye!" "That was amazing..." "Why did he put his hand on Kakei-san's knee?" "you're right why did he?" "Poor Kakei-san really Kakei-san{\alphaHFF}part2" "I am so sorry" "(My family) they came so early... 609)}Yeah it was really early.." "0)} Morisaki Yuki 543.571)} Testified against Endo last year" "604.571)} and therefore {\cH2527B2} is part of the family!" "Morisaki-san..." "She's not really part of my family..." "She's teamed up with your ex wife and everything... and like everyone close to you" "I could never have imagined that" "This is what happens when you fail to chat up a woman... yeah... they get with your ex wife and...{\alphaHFF}part2 that was ridiculous." "518)} Still a while to go{\cH000000} on this journey 604)} There are still more stops to come The long and hard path to the centre{\alphaHFF} still continues" "The long and hard path to the centre still continues" "593)\cH97FE95\4cHFFFFFF\be5\fs67\i1}Bus Stop" "\fscx400\fscy400)\cHE5E096}My {\cH4FFFE7}first {\cHDD63C4}outing {\cH73A8DF}alone 559)\be09}Winter {\cH2A34D5}Adventure{\cHE65EDB} Special!" "Today the children going on a journey alone are{\alphaHFF}part2 who is 4." "598)\be9} Younger brother 601)} Older brother" "655)\cH38BF47\3cH000000} Yuto-kun (4 years) 655)} Shota-kun (5 years)" "The trustworthy older brother and{\alphaHFF}part2 the little cry-baby brother" "They are very close brothers just us 2?" "just us 2?" "so don't worry." "I get it!" "Their Mum has asked them to{\alphaHFF}part2" "Go to the cake store and collect the cake they ordered and go to the flower shop and buy some flowers" "Big bro...{\alphaHFF}Please can we get off the bus already?" "Big bro..." "Please can we get off the bus already?" "silly." "silly." "{\cH22FDDE\3cH000000}We aren't there yet." "is that so... 650))}WAAAAA~~~" "Oh deary deary me...{\alphaHFF}part2" "Yuto-kun is... feeling scared and has started crying..." "But look...{\alphaHFF}part2" "Look at the kind-hearted brother." "He got something from one of the trees before..." "He gets the Kuwagata Beetle out...{\alphaHFF}part 2{\alphaHFF}part 3 and he is going to put it on his nose{\alphaHFF}part 3 in order to make his younger brother Yuto-kun laugh." "watch this." "Here I go... 522)} How this program works 608)} Everyone must do as the narrator says it's no good." "I can't do it..." "Well of course he can't... but he's only five!" "{\alphaHFF}part2" "Of course it's going to be scary." "{\alphaHFF}part2 a man who happened to sit near the children" "Luckily there was a kind old storyteller\alphaHFF}part2 who asked "Are you okay?" to the children" "524.444)} How this program works 608)} The storyteller asks them if they're okay" "There's only one "storyteller" out of us there's only one... 484.444)}Are you okay?" "The old storyteller{\alphaHFF}part2 will take the place of the older brother and put the Kuwagata beetle on his own nose{\alphaHFF}part2 and will make Yuto-kun laugh." "{\cH22FDDE\3cH000000}Please can you do it for me!" "524.444)}How this program works 608)\fs56}The storyteller will put the beetle on his nose" "Wow... 524.444)}How this program works" "608)\fs 56}The storyteller will make the little brother laugh" "Yuto-kun..." "We know how much this shit hurts...{\alphaHFF}part2" "Housei-san knew as well... kids are now crying" "It's not coming off at all!" "Like not in the slightest!" "Ow Ow Ow" "That must hurt so much!" "Ow Ow Ow Ow" "They're both crying now... 160)\cH2B22B3}RIGHT." "CUT!" "WHAT?" "!" "512)}Our first outing 510)}The Director" "588)} Chono Masahiro 592)}Enters" "Ow Ow Ow Ow" "That must hurt so much!" "They're both crying now... 522)\cH2B22B3}RIGHT." "CUT!" "WHAT?" "!" "512)}Our first outing 510)}Director" "588)}Chono Masahiro 592)}Enters" "Whatthehelldoyouthink you'redoing?" "OY!" "{\cH2B22B3\3cHFFFFFF}You'veruined{\ cHFFFFFF\3cH000000}mydamnshowonpurpose!" "I was so shocked here." "599)}Chono is angry because the story didn't go to the way it was narrated hang on a second..." "They told me to make them laugh." "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "No" "Pickitup !" "What are you going to do about my show?" "!" "I can't go on with this show!" "This "situation" is just..." "What is this situation?" "!" "I am... you okay?" "615)}They are crying so much!" "Did that man make you cry?" "let's go home..." "Who was the one who made you cry?" "\fs75)\frz348.9\cH2B22B3} OY YOU!" "Whatthehellare you playingat?" "now." "500)}Ruined the show 500)}the storyteller gets" "500)}PUNISHED" "way too early." "so early on in the game!" "I was shitting myself for what was coming next..." "I wasn't even ready mentally for it..." "Like none of us were ready for that at all!" "611)}We just are not ready in the slightest... look at that..." "Oi 710)}do you get that?" "What's the name of your show?" "Myfirstouting... there's no show.." "Okay..." "Howareyougoingtomakeupforit?" "!" "Please forgive me!" "you bastard." "Tsukihoshi..." "It's Tsukitei..." "This is out of order... 210)} Isn't it?" "Yama-chan..." "Do you really need to correct him now?" "I know..." "Just let him call you whatever." "Doyougetme?" "{\alphaHFF}You'vescreweditall up for me ..." "Doyougetme?" "You 'vescreweditallup for me ..." "You get it?" "Yes..." "Thenyoutakeresponsibilityforit." "What do you mean?" "How?" "I get it..." "Whatdoyouget ?" "aren't I?" "I give up!" "Don't just say it!" "Don't like just say it so casually!" "Jeez..." "It is hard not to laugh when he just accepts the slap... will you tell me your name?" "My name is..." "What is it?" "!" "Tsukitei..." "Housei!" "Man that sucks for you..." "For real?" "{\alphaHFF}This situation..." "For real?" "This situation..." "We're still on the bus..." "This was really tough..." "This was the first time you got slapped on the bus?" "Getoutof my way!" "God damn!" "God damn!" "183)}What kind of face are you doing!" "?" "OW!" "My jaw... it's out of place... you bastard!" "Ow ow ow" "OW!" "How could you talk if your jaw was out of place!" "?" "Man you got yourself into some shit there." "That was amazing... 502)}Time on the Bus coming to the end" "602)}The GDFE Headquarters 602)} is just ahead" "The long journey on the bus is coming to an end." "The GDFE is just ahead." "Oh?" "Are we here?" "we are there in a second." "The earth..." "Kurobi... 533)}We will be at the Gaasu Earth Defence Headquarters" "We will get off {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}there." "486)}You really said it wrong at the beginning there..." "Earth Kurobikari..." "Finally the bus which carries the 5 showed itself to the Earth defense headquarters!" "this is NOT the goal... 0)}However" "0)}It is NOT 0)}the goal" "It is a new battlefield..." "Man that was a long journey... 611)}It really was!" "we are here." "apparently we are here." "Finally we're here." "it's amazing." "514)}Gaasu Kurobikari Earth Defence Force Headquaters" "Do not laugh series:" "500)}Where the safety and laughter of the earth is the most important;" "a battle with the laughter assassins 591)}will commence!" "we're here." "yes..." "Man that was long." "Shall we get off then?" "Man that was hard." "{\alphaHFF}this is the Gaasu Earth Kurobikari... this is the Gaasu Earth Kurobikari..." "Oh.." "Gaasu Kurobikari Earth Defence Unit.." "{\cH1DF0D3\3cH020209\4cH050512}The Headquarters{\cH020605\3cHCFCFFC}." "isn't it?" "it's amazing." "we are the Earth Defence Force after all." "The prestige is on another level." "611)} 2nd floor of HQ follow me guys." "We are now going to meet {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}the head{\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF} of this Earth Defence HQ." "okay?" "Okay." "Excuse us!" "Comment: 0,0:36:45.58,0:36:50.02,Black,0,0,0,{\fad(500,0)\pos(233,612)} Chief's Office" "Excuse us..." "Excuse me." "{\cH1DF0D3\3cH000009\4cHFAFAFF}Chief!" "{\cH000605\3cHEFEFFC\4cH000001}I brought the 5 new members of the EDF!" "Here they are!" "Oh it's you guys." "463)}Big time celebrity" "Hahahaha" "I brought the 5 new members of the EDF!" "Here they are!" "Oh it's you guys." "536)\fs25}Chief of EDF 606)\fs25}Matsukata Hiroki Matsukata." "Do you guys have{\alphaHFF} {\cH2723BD\4cHF6F6FD}codenames{\cHECEBFA\4cH02020B}?" "Do you guys have {\cH2723BD\4cHF6F6FD}codenames{\cHECEBFA\4cH02020B}?" "No." "No we do not." "None." "{\alphaHFF}you can not reveal your {\cH2723BD\4cHF3F3FF}real identity{\cHF3F3FB\4cH000000}." "you can not reveal your {\cH2723BD\4cHF3F3FF}real identity{\cHF3F3FB\4cH000000}. every member has a {\cH2723BD\4cHBEBEF4}codename{\cHD3D1F4\4cH000003}. so {\alphaHFF}I will give them to you." "so I will give them to you." "599)}codenames for the newly recruited members" "First is Officer Hamada." "he said it." "Gross!" "It's gross!" "I've got one." "Your codename is..." "Male Gorilla." "616)}Hamada's Codename 597)\fs54}Male Gorilla" "Ouch" "Just leave it as Gorilla.." "we know he is male.." "He's crossdressing." "That one really hurt." "Okay." "It's Officer Matsumoto." "I've got it." "Your codename is..." "Matsumoto-Kinnnikun 588)\fs54}Matsumoto's Nickname" "588)\fs54}Matsumoto-Kinnikun" "{\cH06060C\3cHEFEFFB\4cH0405FA}Matsumoto {\cH0405FB\4cH01010A}is in my codename." "Officer Endo." "Your codename is..." "Hirunandesu 132)\i1}*note:" "Hirunandesu is a weekday show where Endo is MC every Monday.." "588)\fs54}Endo's Codename 588)\fs54}Hirunandesu" "613)}Endo's code name 588)}Hir{\cH8A5B2E}un{\cH5AC66E}an{\cH9419D3}de{\cH7E0261}su!" "Thank you." "You appeared a lot there." "He really appeared a lot." "That hurts." "This is going to chaff real bad later." "You're right." "Finally." "Officer Tanaka." "Your code name is..." "Chin Man." "613)}Tanaka's code name 588)\fs54}Chin Man" "Isn't that the worst one?" "That was the worst one." "no." "That's impossible." "Can you please change my code name?" "716.4)}Chin Man." "718)} No you got to try your best as" "Officer Housei." "Your code name is..." "Ochiken." "610)\fs54}Housei's code name 588)\fs54}Ochiken" "620)}(Rakugo study group)" "But he's a professional." "That's mean!" "That's terrible." "He's a professional." "With this..." "All your {\cH271CC4\4cHE1E1FA}code names {\cHFFFFFF}are decided." "Your enlistment should be celebrated." "We brought our finest quality wine." "582)\fs54}Celebrate their enlistment with wine toasting" "And now" "I want to lead the toast for this." "To celebrate {\alphaHFF}your enlistment." "To celebrate your enlistment." "Cheers~!" "♪♪ 611)}Why are you saying cheers instead~!" "?" "!" "What's up with that guy?" "But that was kinda cute." "Director Matsukata's {\cH271CC4\4cHFAFAFD}manzai" "Let's play around with the new enlisted soldiers~" "Director..." "What kind of a person is member Matsumoto?" "That man there..." "He's Officer Matsumoto." "I know!" "right?" "it's Chuck Wilson!" "That's right!" "He's Nigerian born... it's Bobby Ologon!" "right?" "you're thinking of Sakamoto-chan from Alkali the 3rd!" "664)}What are you even saying." "750))}Renaissance~!" "He even remembers that." "That's amazing." "this hurts so much." "I can't handle more of this." "I don't feel like wine anymore..." "Please bring that... 573)\fs54xr}Supplying state-of-the-art ray guns" "Go ahead." "I'm supplying each of you." "Cutting edge..." "Ray guns." "Please don't use it yet." "Okay..." "Shoot on my signal." "prepare yourselves." "Spread your legs more." "Yes." "Ready... 750))}Our prank was a success you know~!" "750))}Renaissance~!" "Just me?" "Why only me..?" "Isn't it all of us..?" "why am I the only one who got hit?" "Really?" "Wasn't that amazing?" "That freakin' hurts." "They definitely don't sell these in shops... that's all from me." "Please carry out your duties now." "Dismissed!" "Thank you very much." "Thank you so much." "everyone." "That surprised me." "That was amazing." "This is the newcomer's training room." "Training room." "0)}Staff room for newbies" "Get in." "well I'm off to the toilet again." "God he goes to the toilet a lot!" "It's because it's cold." "My ass is already in pain." "619)}1 hour 20 minutes since the start" "It's been 1 hour and 20 minutes since it started." "They finally have time to relax a little" "I'm just scared of opening anything..." "You're right." "But they can't be too relaxed... {\cH01010E\4cH0000FE}electric shocks {\cH0000F7\4cH00000D}are really scary." "Even touching a weird object scares me." "750))}" "It's that again." "Of course you would shit yourself..." "Of course that would frighten me!" "there are traps... 588)}CO2 emission from the coffee pot" "Just as we're talking about it as well..." "It seems like I always get shocked when I'm about to drink water." "I just twisted my ankle just now... 544)}1 hour 30 mins since started" "598)}This laughter traps 598)} are toying around with them the five are getting toyed around by the traps" "599)} OPENING OF THE DRAWERS!" "{\cH000000}DEADLY LONG AWAITED" "After this is the long awaited opening of the drawers!" "we've finally got to the room." "right?" "seriously 647)}Chouno Masahiro" "534)\cHBEB070\fnComic Sans MS\4cHFFFFFF}Ha{\cH88BF76}ji{\cH57D0D5}me{\cH5443BC}tte{\cH913795}no{\cH61DCA5}otsu{\cH917854}kai" "621)\i0\b0\cHBC9EFF\3cH000000\4cHFFFFFF}13th January 2013 7pm start 665)} Chouno will NOT be the director of the show so rest assured.." "since Chouno-san was there." "He's usually at the end." "I thought he would come at the end." "But then he was just suddenly there... 711)}My jaw was {\cH000300\4cH2BEC06}dislocated." "Seriously 654)}No it didn't..." "Endo's family appeared again." "647)}Re:" "Endo Japan" "Your dad's hand was on {\cH05050B\4cH0506F4}Kakei-san's thigh {\cH0405F9\4cH010106}the whole time..." "What was that?" "Was he nervous?" "It's not like he had anything else to cling on." "I thought Kakei-san was like a {\cH04040A\4cH090AF8}hostess." "Maybe it relaxed him or something... is it..." "Even Chiaki was there." "647)}Chiaki" "I love you~♪ 610)}She sang that." "we should have just stayed together... 604)}If she actually loves me... 9:30 in the morning." "The traditional yearly opening of the drawers... 157.333)}9:30am" " An hour and a half since the start" "Do you want to rest some more or open them now and get it over with?" "you want to {\cH0D050B\4cHE6208C}pull it out {\cHFB02BA\4cH050002}?" "Well we don't HAVE to open the {\cH000100\4cH2BEC06}drawers... they expect us to pull it after all." "though?" "Maybe this year we just{\cH111111} {\4cHB000A5}won't open them..." "But the staff..." "Maybe this year we won't open them" "Maybe we should leave it to the person's choice if they want to open their drawers or not." "It's fine if you don't want to open yours." "Well I might not open it then... 572)\fs30\cH2420AC}super hot rice cracker" "646)\fs30\4cH000000}Triple the spiciness of wasabi" "Your face." "507)}Ughhh" "Why are you laughing?" "307)}Eh?" "What's wrong?" "Why are you posing like {\cH010104\4cH0F10F5}Mizuki Ichiro." "It's Mizuki doing his 'Zetto!" "'" "I'm crying." "It's so spicy." "They've even set up traps like that?" "!" "THAT HURTS~" "You were like {\cH000004\4cH0708F6}Mizuki Ichiro{\cH0607D2\4cH01010A} just now." "Yeah I saw..." "Was it spicy?" "657)}What was spicy?" "I think it was {\cH000600\4cH2BEC06}wasabi." "You got tricked again?" "Which one was it?" "The stuff that looks like rice crackers." "they're not rice crackers?" "it freakin' hurts." "Maybe because it's cold..." "Yes." "These clothes aren't even protecting us." "Why do they even call us the {\cH020317\4cH0000F7}defence force {\cH0000F7\4cH010111}anyway." "why don't you open it?" "right?" "I guess we should {\cH000008\4cH0000F7}open {\cH0000F7\4cH010107}them.." "Please go ahead." "Tanaka's drawer will have a {\cH000600\4cH2BEC06}DVD{\cH2BEC06\4cH010400} in it." "And Endo's would probably be an object about {\cH000801\4cH2BEC06}something bad he's done.." "I haven't done anything bad this year..." "Should I go first?" "592)}First up is Endo you got a photo." "I'm going to open it now... 448)}Oh?" "There's something." "590)}A mysterious panel and a magic pen 585)}To Endo" "There's a panel..." "It says "To Endo"..." "There's a magic pen." "Magic pen?" "What is this?" "Okay here we go... 750))}Hahahahahahahahha" "Do this question in one minute... {\4cH3099F2}I have one minute... didn't you?" "{\4cH2C21B5}He was laughing." "I heard it too." "180.667)}1 Minute Challenge" "{\4cH3099F2}I only have a minute." "100.666)}Endo's Draw 267.333)}1 Minute Challenge" "168.667)} Solve the math problem in 1 minute 440.667)}Problem:" "167.333)\cH1E0077}Failure will result in a wrestler headbutt 585)\alphaHFF} Seriously?" "!" "585)\4cH4577B1}Uwaa!" "Seriously?" "!" "{\4cH48CB5C}Give it your best!" "{\4cH2C21B5}Quickly!" "585)}This is easy." "Hurry up." "go." "585)}Done!" "{\4cH48CB5C}You're done?" "{\4cH3099F2}I think." "585)\3cHDEDCF5\4cH151719\cH241B7D}INCORRECT 38)}A headbutt from the wrestler will now be administered." "{\4cHE624BC}That's wrong." "{\4cH3099F2}It is?" "no... why?" "{\4cH3099F2}This is wrong?" "585)\3cHDEDCF5\4cH151719}HEADBUTT EXECUTION 607.6)}You don't calculate it just as it is like that." "{\4cH48CB5C}You don't just add it like that." "607)}Wah!" "He's here!" "{\4cHE624BC}This is bad." "give me just one more chance!" "{\4cH3099F2}Ah..." "I'm sorry!" "give me just one more chance!" "607)\4cHC60D27}He really went flying!" "{\4cH48CB5C}Wait a minute." "604)\4cH21D72F}That was an incredible {\cH0F1210\4cH57C75E}headbutt{\cH21D72F}!" "{\4cH2C21B5}That's gotta hurt." "{\4cH48CB5C}That can't be." "{\4cH48CB5C}Your head must seriously hurt." "{\4cH2C21B5}Endo... 604)\3cHD7DEFE\4cH3D28A3}It's a bit red." "is it?" "{\4cH2C21B5}It's not but... it's really red." "ok?" "604)}This is a new thing this time around.{\alphaHFF} The headbutt." "604)}This is a new thing this time around. {\cH121410}The headbutt." "604.4)}I'm opening it now." "yes." "Hamada-san." "604)\4cH4577B1}It might be another {\cH000000}question." "{\4cHC60D27}You're right." "{\4cH3099F2}Yeah... but... {\4cH3099F2}Uwaah... it's a question." "{\4cH3099F2}Not good." "huh?" "585)}Hamada Masatoshi 585)}Hamada Masatoshi{\4cH000000}" "580)\cH1CD7D2}Mysterious Panels x 2" "{\4cH48CB5C}That looks different." "{\4cH2C21B5}It's different." "So it's different.{\4cH3099F2}" "{\4cH48CB5C}There's no pen." "You're right." "270)}What am I supposed to do with these?" "459)}Is it okay to flip them over?" "Start with the first one." "right?" "that's the best way." "596.4)}Here I go two... 50)}Monster that greatly resembles Hamada 1" "160)\cH18FEE0\4cHFFFFFF}Garamon 476)\cHD8D3D2}m 0 0 l 375 0 373 200 0 200" "000t 600.933)}They're being handled by the Earth Defense Force." "It looks like you." "It's not Pigumon but Garamon." "two... 50)}Monster that greatly resembles Hamada 2" "160)\cH18FEE0\4cHFFFFFF}Model M1 626)\3cH000000}[Ultra Q] Appeared in episode 10 Height: 2m Weight 180kg" "476)\cHD8D3D2}m 0 0 l 375 0 373 200 0 200 this totally looks like him." "This kind of face is... 597)\4cH2C21B5}This is bad." "635.333)\cH23D0E4}Model M1 604)\4cH48CB5C}There are times where{\alphaHFF} his face looks like this" "604)\4cH48CB5C}There are times where his face looks like this" "604)\4cH48CB5C}When he's in a bad mood it does. 630)}his mood turns like this 631.6)\cH000000\4cH2923B8}it's totally his fault" "You don't have to tell people that." "Hamada-san is entering!" "534)\4cH2C21B5\cH000000}"Hamada-san is entering~!"{\alphaHFF\cH2C21B5} and your face looks like that 534)\cH000000\4cH2C21B5}"Hamada-san is entering~!" {\cH2C21B5}and your face looks like that" "why must you tell this story?" "{\4cH3099F2}It's unintentional." "{\4cH2C21B5}That is... {\4cH48CB5C}People don't care about that." "602)\4cH3099F2}So something like that happen too." "602)\4cHE624BC}It's the first time I've seen something like this." "right?" "Me too." "602)\4cH48CB5C}He looks like this in the morning too." "he does." "602)\4cH2C21B5\\cH2C21B5}It's bad if you expand your {\cH000000}power of imagination." "This is Hamada-san who just woke up in the morning." "You're right." "609.2)\4cH3099F2}At today's hotel too." "529.2)\4cH3099F2}When we went down the elevator 612.4)\4cH3099F2}with his hands in his pockets... 604.667)\4cH2C21B5}He's like this during winter too" "530)\cH0607D2}Wearing his {\cH111111}handmade wooly jumper" "That is scary." "I'm so sorry." "that's scary." "But woolen jumper... 604)\4cHC60D27}I'm going to open the drawer" "578)\cH22C6D3}Hamada Family's Nameplate" "A nameplate?" "They really put a nameplate there." "592)\4cHC60D27}It's hot!" "410)\4cHC60D27}It's hot!" "578)\cH23CEE0}The Nameplate is Hot" "It was sudden." "That was really mean." "Even I'm a victim." "528)}You bastards should really stop doing things {\cH2923B8}that{\alphaHFF} inflict pain to our bodies!" "528)}You bastards should really stop doing things{\cH2923B8} that inflict pain to our bodies!" "610)\4cH3099F2}So this thing is hot." "That was really mean." "It's really hot." "528)}If we had open it earlier it probably will be {\alphaHFF}even hotter 528)}If we had open it earlier it probably will be {\cH000000}even hotter" "Hot!" "I don't understand why would you make it hot." "I don't know why too." "What are their intentions?" "What the hell is this?" "608)\cH3099F2\4cH1C6EB6}This thing is filled with {\cH000000}evil intentions" "262)\4cH3099F2}Nothing." "jeez." "I'm so tired already." "please do your best." "For today... 604)\cH2923B8\4cH2C21B5}There's a lot of {\cH000000\}physical punishment." "Seriously." "Quite a lot." "588)}Can you{\cH2923B8}{\alphaHFF} flip back Model M1 upside down 588)}Can you {\cH2923B8}flip back {\cH000000}Model M1 {\cH2923B8}upside down" "Why are giving it to me?" "That is really terrible." "It's bad." "Model M1." "{\cH2C21B5} right?" "625)}The actual appearance of a monster in [Ultra Q]" "Are you sure?" "He really does look like that?" "It's not photoshopped." "He really does look like that." "Garamon is not photoshopped too." "I didn't do anything." "You were grinning." "Grinning is not allowed." "You should know this by now." "530.4)\4cH2C21B5}Hamada and Model M1{\alphaHFF} are almost the same 530.4)\4cH2C21B5}Hamada and Model M1{\cH000000\4cH2D21BF} are almost the same" "400)}[Ultra Q] episode 10 appearance Boast a superhuman strength of 20 bulldozers and intelligence of a 3 year old" "What do you mean?" "The description for the both of you." "maybe if you're reborn..." "Boast a superhuman strength of 20 bulldozers." "Intelligence of a 3 year old..." "That's really amazing." "600)\4cH3099F2}Let's stop all the talk about{\alphaHFF\cH000000\4cH3099F2}{\cH3099F2} Model M1 600)\4cH3099F2}Let's stop all the talk about {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}Model M1" "Talking about Model M1 is bad." "606)\4cHE624BC}The destructive power is too amazing" "Should we continue?" "607)\4cH48CB5C}Here I go." "604)\4cH48CB5C}Nothing." "Nothing." "326)\4cHE624BC}Huh?" "582)\cH1CD3DD\4cH68686F}Coke-bottle glasses" "Some gag items." "583.6)}Toupee a wig." "Is there more?" "612)\4cH3099F2}Can it be just this?" "There must be a reason they put this in Yamachan's drawer." "That's amazing." "It's a Katochan set." "It does seem like it." "587)\cH1CCFE5}Mysterious Tiny Box ok?" "587)\cH00D8F5}Short mustache it's a set." "587)}Katochan set" "It all makes sense now." "then." "Should I wear it?" "I guess you have too." "606)\4cHC60D27}How about putting on the glasses first?" "I'll wear the glasses first." "it's stuck." "587)}The double-sided tape won't come off" "Why?" "You can't do that." "That was bad." "598)\4cH2C21B5}Why am I {\alphaHFF}getting beaten for this!" "?" "!" "598)\4cH2C21B5}Why am I getting beaten for this!" "?" "!" "That hair." "602)\4cH2C21B5}Something {\cH000000\4cH2C21B5} smells {\cH2C21B5}bad." "604)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}It stinks.{\alphaHFF}Seriously." "604)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}It stinks. {\cH48CB5C}Seriously." "590)\4cH48CB5C}Stinks!" "You can't wear that." "Maybe it's that." "589)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}Stinks!" "{\alphaHFF\cH48CB5C}What is this?" "589)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}Stinks!" "{\cH48CB5C}What is this?" "What did they put here?" "It's smells really bad." "It's not the moustache." "569)}Intensely smelly 3-piece set" "It stinks!" "What is that?" "601)\4cH48CB5C}What is this smell?" "584)\4cH48CB5C}Is it my head?" "I think it's your head." "It stinks!" "It stinks!" "Try taking off the wig." "But I just wore it." "It's not the wig." "Is it the wig?" "It stinks." "It stinks!" "It was the wig!" "try and smell him." "you stink!" "That smells real bad!" "606)\4cHC60D27}You're really trying to laugh now." "But I'm not laughing." "Eh?" "599.6)}Just feeling {\cH000000}really childlike." "599.6)}I just feel {\cH000000}really childlike." "I would hate that." "613)}Man...{\alphaHFF} what is this..?" "613)}Man... what is this..?" "That was really evil." "Really." "Tanaka." "Okay." "I'm scared too." "Look." "I knew it." "579)\cH30CEDC}Mysterious DVD x 2 yes." "Every single time." "This is really... 374)\4cHC60D27}Heh heh heh" "607.333)\4cH2C21B5}What are you laughing at?" "600)\4cHC60D27}I'm not laughing at all" "You guys have to look more properly!" "No way... just now you did too!" "the staff too... 533)\4cHC60D27}You laughed just a minute ago too!" "{\alphaHFF} Like "HAHA!" "533)\4cHC60D27}You laughed just a minute ago too!" "It was terrible." "You went "HAHA!" just now." "600)\4cH2C21B5}Just now I was just{\alphaHFF} trying to be {\cH000000}childlike 600)\4cH2C21B5}Just now I was just trying to be {\cH000000}childlike" "585)}Just trying to be {\cH000000}childlike." "592)\4cHA30097}Stinks!" "It really stinks." "it's bad." "But Matsumoto-san laughed too!" "He's been on the show before!" "why are they crying?" "watch him properly!" "You shouldn't try and frame others.." "Man this stinks so bad.." "How about the rest?" "Maybe the box smells as well?" ".." "546)}There isn't anything.." "Nothing?" "Yes" "So just a DVD?" "604)}there's nothing{\alphaHFF}just the DVD 604)}there's nothing {\cH000000}just the DVD" "Matsumoto-san" "I'm really scared.." "Ye me too.." "573)}Only Matsumoto left" "He's right." "Maybe we can just leave it... you have to open it." "Shit.." "580.571)}Mysterious letter" "What is it" "Just a small envelope.." "I can't believe anything {\alphaHFF}at all now" "I can't believe anything at all now" "Eh?" "!" "What?" "621.714)}Open Drawer No. 18 488)}Order" "Oh that's what it was" "So that's what it was.. It says 'Open Drawer number 18'" "219.428)}drawer no. 18" "Man there are so many more drawers than usual... there are drawers labelled from 1 to 20" "There is definitely something up here.." "Please go ahead.." "There's like loads more drawers now than there has ever been.." "You're right.." "Shit that's scary." "532.571)}This is really freaky isn't it?" "It's very scary." "It was very scary to....." "It's very scary¡" "It's very scary¡" "Is there something inside?" "578.285)}A second letter" "There might be another order.." "you're right.." "621.714)}Open drawer no. 4 488)}Order" "Number 4?" "it's here" "It's over here." "It's this one." "That was so scary over there.." "They are just playing us like puppets. there was loads of space in that draw.." "This one is really wide.." "It's really wide.." "oh{\alphaHFF}part2 again... they are just taking the piss now.." "582.857)}3rd letter" "621.714)} Open drawer No. 17 488)}Order" "Number 17..." "Oh it's over there." "304)}Drawer number 17" "It's the one at the bottom" "The bottom over there.." "they are just toying with me.." "250)}{\cH4BF6CB}Trap in.... 250)}seconds this one is the smallest.." "you're right.." "600.286)\frz18.48}AHHHHHH!" "632.286)}AHHHHHH!" "My back..{\alphaHFF}clicked out of place.." "clicked out of place.." "What are you doing?" "For crying out loud.." "my back just went.." "589)}4th letter" "And again..." "Because from all the way down there.." "The drawer came out really easily" "So the trap must have failed" "Oh something happened?" "621.714)}Open drawer No. 7 488)}Order" "Open Number 7.." "It's this one.." "What is this?" "It just goes on and on.." "611)}It's really annoying.." "Oh.. again.." "Again?" "That's really weird.." "wooaaaaaa!" "wooaaaaaa!" "They delayed it on purpose.." "Totally delayed it on purpose" "God he was so shocked.." "ahhh tanaka as well.." "Tanaka reacted so much as well.." "Did you hit your elbow somewhere?" "627.333)}10:00 AM 2 hours since the start" "Still not finished if we are dealing with everything that they set up" "The DVD also comes under it... 560.667)}DVDx2 haven't been watched" "I'm scared of this really..." "It's only Tanaka who hasn't sorted his thing out.." "He's unable to handle it" "I just can't go and just put it in... right?" "I don't think it will be just you Tanaka." "{\alphaHFF} it could be different?" "it could be different?" "488.667)}Thai Kick 4 years straight from the DVDs 675.333)}Hotel" "678)}News 675.333)}Airport" "678)}Teacher" "Like you know... and then it ends up being us..?" "that's true." "That could happen..." "I hope not obviously... 579.333)}Go!" "please don't be me..." "Tanaka Thai Kick" thing start?" "It's been about 3 years" "Seems like it will be drama" "Was there one with a Drama?" "There have also been songs..." "Tanaka OUT Angel 564.571)\cHFFFFFF\3cHFF36CA}People have feelings that they wish to tell... 482.285)}Feelings of gratitude{\alphaHFF} VIA Letter" "482.285)}Feelings of gratitude VIA {\cH1DFFEA}Letter" "the appreciative feelings that want to be expressed 11 and 12 year old sisters" "Eh~~~~~!" "?" "To their beloved father 587.333)\be15} Papa portrait sketched by the sisters" "{\be15\cHFFFFFF\3cHFF36CA}They will send their first letter ever to him" "424.286)} What kind of person is your Dad?" "that is his job" "He is an interesting and serious person." "Eh~~~~~!" "?" "418.571)} How is your Dad a serious person?" "He teaches us various things" "He tells us how to act when we're older and when we have to get a job 446)\cH74EDE7}Her dream {\cHFFFFFF}is to be an {\cH6950A8}actress. {\cHFFFFFF}From {\cHC853A9}the first daughter{\cHFFFFFF} to Papa." "so her dream is to be an actress too?" "hahaha" "Thank you for always doing your best at work. the family can eat food and be very happy." "I am truly grateful" "We're going to Osaka." "I was very worried at that time if I could make friends" "I was able to make really good friends." "but thanks to you Papa when you took me to Aoi Shima..." "I was extremely happy you know it makes us happy." "502)}Papa's treasure {\cH4BF6CB}quiz paper 502)}received from his daughters" "and Momo wants to talk to you.." "you teach me a lot of things you have taught me how valuable family and friends are.... please continue to tell me things." "And let's hang out as a family and have fun." "Class A" " Yamasaki Momo" "{\cHFFFFFF}from {\cH236BC2}the second daughter{\cHFFFFFF} to Papa thank you." "on your days off you play with me and it makes me happy" "I'm happy you're a storyteller now." "I am really happy I have a Papa like that too." "Thank you for teaching and developing us so well. so thank you." "thank you" "I have so much gratitude that I just cannot express with words." "like Papa at work we will try twice as hard." "I will try even harder." "I want to make everyone a bit happier and treat my family well." "and my friends as well..." "From here on... please do your best at work." "20)} You can't do this." "It's totally ruining the mood..." "This was bad..." "It nearly set me off..." "I love you." "Yamasaki Ara" "502)}Momo-Chan 502)}Rara-Chan" "Love you Papa 564)}Yamasaki Momo" "612)} Yamasaki Rara" "didn't you?" "Absolutely{\alphaHFF} the wrong concept" "Absolutely the wrong concept" "What's this!" "?" "I properly wept at that.." "I was close.." "The second disc is just too scary now... that might be we all have kids..." "We all {\alphaHFF} have kids" "We all have kids" "That would be extremely weird" "Has he gone for it?" "I put it in." "It will be fine." "I guess..." "Yeah that's true; we don't know that." "{\be15\cHFFFFFF\3cHFF36CA}People have feelings that they wish to tell... 482.285)}Feelings of gratitude{\alphaHFF} via Letter" "482.285)}Feelings of gratitude via {\cH1DFFEA}Letter" "the appreciative feelings that want to be expressed" "A 9 year old Boy 502)}9 year old Boy" "To his beloved father 502)}Papa portrait sketched by the son" "{\be15\cHFFFFFF\3cHFF36CA}He will send his first letter 433.429)} What type of person is your Papa?" "0)}He does comedy and performances I think..." "A Papa who plays with me." "436.857)} {\cH74EDE7}His dream {\cHFFFFFF}is to be a {\2cH6950A8\cH6950A8}cartoon writer. {\cHFFFFFF}From {\cHDFDB8C}son {\cHFFFFFF}to Papa you play with me" "Papa I love you you're sleeping a lot of the time." "I'm sorry for throwing a football at your head when you're sleeping." "502)}Wife Kohinata Shie" "The time we went together to the park to play football was the best" "You said that if I put strings around the ball and did normal kick ups like that then I would get better at kick ups." "I was really happy." "that made me really happy. you told me I defended well." "And you complimented me and it made me want to try harder." "that Papa doesn't know a lot about soccer and you've never played it right?" "Thank you for studying about football for my sake you take the lucky charm I made you" "And you always put it in your draw which contains the most important stuff 502)}Papa's {\cH4BF6CB}protected treasures{\cHFFFFFF} from his son" "you always do weird things the next day" "My friends say a lot of nasty things and laugh at me a lot" "I think you are cool;" "I will try my best." "thank you very much for everything." "I love you" "From 3rd year red class Tanaka {\alphaHFF}Thai kick" "From 3rd year red class Tanaka {\fs48\cH1A08BD\2cH000000\3cH030304\4cHFFFFFF}Thai Kick" "555.333)}His beloved son orders a Thai Kick" "What the hell is this?" "!" "what the hell!" "?" "do your best!" "Man..." "You have no choice but to just try your best." "Cry it all out" "Must be having various feelings so this is how humans react huh?" "It can't be helped" "They become like this I guess..." "You must have been glad you guys got nothing" "You must have been glad the ending wasn't good" "Theendingwashorrible" "Endo also looked like he was crying 598)} I was thinking about various things" "Maybe it's because it was about your comedy partner." "The guy who kicked you{\alphaHFF} might have a kid as well." "The guy who kicked you might have a kid as well." "Quite unexpected happening" "2 and a half hours since the start 632)}2:30 time since..." "Presented to the 5 is a mysterious spectacle" "555.333)}A "Showa" family preparing dinner" "What was this again? Dear!" "{\alphaHFF} Dinner is prepared and ready." "Dear!" "Dinner is prepared and ready." "502.4)}After this" "Dear!" "{\alphaHFF} Dinner is prepared and ready." "582.4)}Matsuko Deluxe" "Dear!" "Dinner is prepared and ready." "538)\fs36}Terauchi Kantaro 582)\fs40}Matsuko Deluxe" "594.533)} Kobayashi Assei Look-alike" "They really look alike 470)\cH0FEFDD} Terauchi Kantaro I-kka" "568.666)}A drama about Terauchi Kantaro as the dad and his family 619.333)}living peacefully in Tokyo in the Showa times." "Oh this is new" "That's amazing" "It was really similar to the original show let's eat." "Itadakimasu" "Itadakimasu" "Shuhei" "Are you studying properly?" "603.333)} Yeah a little bit..." "That's Hideki-san" "Only a little bit?" "I am paying a lot of money... 510)}Yeah Yeah" "What do you mean "yeah yeah"?" "Is that how you should talk to your father?" "!" "Dear please stop..." "It's my fault... 435.333)} You're so miserable and particular 518.267)} Typical day in the Teranai household" "608.667)}Father and son often fight" "What do you mean?" "I haven't said anything!" "All you ever do is complain!" "Your ways are so outdated." "Outdated"?" "You bastard!" "it's really old you bastard!" "547.333)\frz6.23} IT'S OLD!" "you bastard 520.667)}Typical day in the Teranai household" "715.334)}Tantrum" "That's dangerous" "Watch out" "Watch out" "Please someone help... help!" "Please help!" "558)}Tanaka is dragged into the fight" "Who the hell are you?" "Who are you?" "!" "You asshole!" "Seriously who are you?" "you just come into my house!" "I said who the hell are you!" "?" "512.667)}Typical day in the Teranai household 614)}Pissed off Dad cannot be calmed..." "Stop this at once!" "you hag" "Shit man..." "Just made him fly across the room..." "Man that is too scary!" "Scary" "Scary" "There's still more?" "Let's eat 566)}Carrying on as if nothing happened" "Please just stop..." "Please don't fight anymore" "Wouldn't it be better to put this to rest?" "Every one is worn out you bastard!" "600.667)}Yeah I do." "This little punk..." "Not studying and just getting girls!" "I am studying" "Until you get{\alphaHFF} into University" "Until you get into University" "Stop doing {\cH1DFFEA}dishonest things{\alphaHFF} {\cHFFFFFF}and be a good kid!" "Stop doing {\cH1DFFEA}dishonest things {\cHFFFFFF}and be a good kid!" "Why do I take advice about how to act from you?" "!" "Pops' thinking is truly{\alphaHFF} OLD I'm telling you!" "Pops' thinking is truly OLD I'm telling you!" "You ungrateful bastard!" "That's enough" "He is an genuine idiot 512.667)}Typical day in the Teranai household" "606)} Huge brawl" "Help" "Someone with muscles!" "{\alphaHFF} Please help." "Someone with muscles!" "Please help." "563.333)}Matsumoto gets dragged into the brawl" "Please come quick." "Old man with muscles please help" "Who are you!" "?" "Listen to me...{\alphaHFF}" "Let's stop" "Shuuhei" "Watch this... {\alphaHFF} this is impurity" "Watch this... this is {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}impurity!" "What do you think?" "Let's go" "I've had enough" "C'mon let's go" "You get it?" "You too..." "Do you get it?" "When I talk about {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}impurity... {\alphaHFF} this is what I mean" "When I talk about {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}impurity... {\cH192ECE\3cHFFFFFF}this is what I mean" "He's become quite admirable" "That guy is amazing" "As far as earth defense force{\alphaHFF} none of this has anything to do with it." "As far as earth defense force none of this has anything to do with it." "That was new." "i wouldn't have understood" "{\cH000000\4cH5E809F}He reverted to his true(original) look" "He looked so much like the original... 11:00 am" "627.333)} 3 hours since joining defense force" "Lunch is served a little earlier..." "{\alphaHFF} do you want some food?" "do you want some food?" "We would like that" "As part of the earth defense force{\alphaHFF} in order to attain your meal {\alphaHFF} we will integrate a training method" "As part of the earth defense force in order to attain your meal {\alphaHFF} we will integrate a training method" "As part of the earth defense force in order to attain your meal we will integrate a {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}training method" "Lunch{\alphaHFF} will be received as result of the training" "Lunch will be received as result of the training" "The training you will receive{\alphaHFF} will be directed by this person here" "The training you will receive will be directed by this person here" "Please enter 240.667)} Good Morning" "Not him again 523.334)\cH2F9D9E\3cH000000\4cHFFFFFF} Training Instructor" "691.334)}Shinagawa Hiroshi" "Let's just eat normally" "I want to eat normally everybody listen{\alphaHFF} part 2" "You're going to compete for lunch and carry out this exercise... 507.333)} food improvisation singing contest!" "515.333)\frz9.955}praise 590)}compliment" "478)} Cuisine lyrics exchange rule 539.333)} Shinagawa choose one of the five to" "630)} sing about the food written on the card shown 568.666)} Designated person following the melody" "651.333)}Improvise a song introducing and praising the food 566)}Shinigawa judges who improvised the best and that decides" "643.333)}what lunch box they are able to eat" "Rules as follows:" "Shinagawa shows a card to one of the five and they must praise the food in a song" "They must sing about the food in a melody and compliment the food in that song" "Shinagawa will decide who did the best and worst and they get a lunch box accordingly" "As an example{\alphaHFF}let's get Fujiwara san to give us an example." "As an example let's get Fujiwara san to give us an example." "563.333)}They sing to the tune of Momotaro" "The example will be Momotaro." "Here we go." "Music Start!" "0)}Momotaro 0)} example" "360.8)\fscx90\fscy100\frz9.379\frx348\fry34}Shrimp chili 508.8)}Shrimp chili" "750))}It's Ebi chili!" "It's Ebi chili!" "653)}with its enticing red color 910))}puri purl consistency with a good texture" "710)}That's too difficult" "I will give you the 'food' as we start eh?" "Who is out?" "25)}Huh?" "566)}Punisher comes out accidentally..." "What the hell!" "?" "ahh that was a hard one" "What just happened?" "The song is Under the big chestnut tree 516)}Song they must sing to" "610)\cHC7664A} Underneath the big chestnut tree" "Let's just listen to the melody" "I'm not sure how the song goes again." "496.4)}Musical piece:[♪Under the chestnut tree]{\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}melody used for altered song" "The first assignment will be "Under the Big Chestnut Tree 644))}Under the Big Chestnut Tree" "648))}you and me 716))} let's be friends and play" "705.6)}underneath the big chestnut tree 376)}Ths is actually not that bad.." "422.4)}Not especially fast" "Starting with Tanaka-san" "Get Ready" "Music Start 512)}♪Underneath the Big Chestnut Tree" "430)}Subject 510)}Macaroni Gratin" "640)}put the macaroni in white sauce 640)}put it in the oven until it's brown" "706)}let's eat it with weiners 130)}*NOTE: he meant to say together instead of weiner" "706)}the gratin 408)}that's the cooking process" "he's clearly laughing he said weiner!" "together ... {\cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\3cH000000}(In Japanese Minna- everyone) weiner?" "together" "\alphaHFF} wasn't his song turning into Momotaro-san?" "wasn't his song turning into {\cH000000\4cH2420AC}Momotaro-san?" "it was" "It was turning into Momotaro-san" "It was a mess" "(Inaudible) this is difficult" "He ended it{\alphaHFF} a bit too short" "He ended it a bit too short" "Can we move on?" "618)}♪ Underneath a big chestnut tree ♪" "Music{\alphaHFF} Start!" "Music Start!" "513)}♪Underneath the Big Chestnut Tree 430)}Subject" "510.667)}boiled tofu 640)}There was boiled tofu" "640)}there was a big boiled tofu 706)}there was such tofu Comment: 0,1:24:29.47,1:24:39.63,Black,0,0,0,*NOTE: don't edit for grammar" "706)}I ate with white tofu" "What the hell?" "You can't say much about boiled tofu" "words just weren't{\alphaHFF} coming out words just weren't coming out" "616)}you just introduced many tofus" "You have to {\cH000000}praise it!" "640)}Rain rain pour pour my mom 690)}la~ la~ la~" "690)}pitter patter drip drip i am happy" "504)\cH2420AC}Challenge song: "Amefuri'"s {\cH000000}tune with different lyrics the song is now "Amefuri" "440)}Please forget about "Underneath the Big Chestnut Tree 450)}if you remember it" "Oh!" "That's right 614)}Are you ready?" "ME?" "from Tanaka-san" "Wait a moment." "482)}♪Amefuri 430)}Subject" "506)}Potato Salad 640)}Potato Salad" "640)}Thanks... 553)}His voice is so small.." "353)}Out!" "I said to forget "Underneath the Big Chestnut Tree" "He was dragged{\b1\cHFFFFFF\3cH000000} (by the previous song)" "the song is wrong 621)\cH000000\4cH2420AC}"Potato Salad thank you" "706)}was what he was saying 626)}He said{\b1\cH000000\4cH2420AC} "thank you" "710)}to the potato salad" "Tanaka-san" "He was only as loud as he was before his debut it's hard" "477)}That voice was pre-debut" "Music Start!" "513)}♪Amefuri 430)}Subject" "488)}Mabo-tofu 149)}*NOTE:mabo-tofu is meat and tofu" "640)}Mabo-tofu and my mom 640)}made a lot but" "706)}really delicious white tofu" "What the hell was that?" "That was so weird" "Of course that was weird" "I don't even know what I'm saying anymore" "This is difficult!" "586)}Matsumoto's Challenge" "Matsumoto will make a parody of "Amefuri" "Music Start!" "513)}♪Amefuri 430)}Subject" "498)}Goya Stir-Fry 640)}Stir-fry stir-fry goya stir-fry" "640)}Stir fry of goya and my mom 706)}Pitter patter drip drip stir-fry fry" "326)}Oh this is good!" "That was good!" "I worked hard!" "626)\b1\cH000000\4cH2420AC}"Pitter patter drip drip" and 702)\cH000000\4cH2420AC} "stir fry" were connected" "536)}It was connected because the subject was fit for the song 710)}you were singing kind of like an {\cH000000}Okinawa Folk Song" "281)}Hehehe" "You were just laughing Definitely" "Hamada-san it's your turn" "Music Start!" "513)}♪Amefuri 430)}Subject" "502)}Eel Bowl 640)}Everyone likes eel bowl" "640)}you ngh hng pour from the top 128)}*NOTE:" "Hamada choked la~ la~ la~ no no no." "Sauce" "Sauce" "Sauce 621)}But that ... 708)}that thing didn't come to mind" "You mean eel liver soup?" "It's eel liver soup" "616)}Hosei ... {\4cH2420AC\shad4}2 points Matsumoto ... {\4cHE60A29\shad4}1 point Hamada/Endo/Tanaka ... 0 points 496.667)}Progress" "299.333)}What?" "!" "That was 1 point?" "246)}I 'm definitely not losing to Tanaka and Hamada" "622)}All you did was say 705)}stir-fry and {\cH000000\4cHE60A29}tofu he said to praise it but you didn't do anything really" "650))\cH000000}"Stir-fry stir-fry"{\alphaHFF} was all that you said!" "{\alphaHFF} all you said was "tofu tofu"!" "all you said was {\cH000000}"tofu tofu"!" "494)}How many points?" "It's 2 points." "{\cH000000\4cHEA4211}Why the hell{\alphaHFF} you're definitely wrong!" "{\cH000000\4cHEA4211}Why the hell you're definitely wrong!" "it's weird" "You are jumping around and you are too excited" "I think endo speaks here" "But it's wrong!" "it's definitely weird that he has points" "All while he's {\cH000000}jumping around{\cH1E6AC5} in front of my eyes ... {\cH000000\4cH2B22B3}Since the debut{\alphaHFF} I have never seen anything like this" "{\cH000000\4cH2B22B3}Since our debut {\cH2B22B3}I have never seen him like this" "448.667)}What's wrong?" "that's okay ... 592.667)}Then go" "Can I go?" "No matter how many times you do it" "I don't think I will lose.." "Music Start!" "488.667)}Amefuri 424.667)}subject" "502)}Rice Omlet 650))}It's good to break the egg" "650))}it's good to put it on the fry pan a fabulous meal a fabulous meal" "He did say fabulous ... 390)}{\cH000000\4cHEA4211}Your standards are so wrong!" "510)}Those were just the instructions on how to make it!" "Hamada?" "He's telling us to "praise" it but" "But I was praising it" "Shinagawa - his song 398)}But he put{\cH000000} "fabulous" {\cHD6B954}in the last part" "I put it there the instructions are okay?" "I can say fabulous or good?" "433.667)}It's okay to just repeat "stir fry"?" "486)}Progress" "Hosei ... 2 points Matsumoto/Endo ... 1 point Hamada/Tanaka ... 0 points what are you saying?" "What's wrong?" "don't{\alphaHFF} 'what's wrong' me {\alphaHFF} don't you start taking their side you twat." "don't you start taking their side you twat{\alphaHFF}part 3 don't you start taking their side you twat" "Ye he's right to be honest.." "I felt so sorry for Hamada-san there." "Next will be 'Sachan's melody' 462)} Song: {\cH2B22B3}Sing to Sachan's melody" "613.333)} Sachan's 610)}Real name is" "610)}Sachiko 656)}But because she is small" "654)}she calls herself sachan" "Sachan 422)}Hosei-san let's go." "Music start!" "494)}Sachan 428)}Subject" "544)}Hoicoro" " Twice cooked pork (szechuan) 650))}Hoicoro is 650))}meat and soup put together" "650))}it works my tongue a lot 700)}it works my tongue a lot" "650))}you're very cute 700)}you're very cute" "700)} coro 502)}I will crush you!" "Works your tongue?" "And why 'coro'" "The only thing I can think of is{\alphaHFF} Jinsei Kourou" "The only thing I can think of is Jinsei Kourou 155)}(Note:" "Jinsei Kourou = famous comedian duo back in 1950's) let's concentrate" "But..." "He was able to finish the song{\alphaHFF}so 1 point" "He was able to finish the song so 1 point" "Matsumoto-san{\alphaHFF}Music{\alphaHFF}Start!" "Matsumoto-san Music{\alphaHFF}Start!" "Matsumoto-san Music Start!" "488)}Sachan 428)}Subject" "504)}Chocolate Croissant 650))}Choco Croissant" "650))}has chocolate in it and i love it 650))}but it's expensive" "950))}so I can't open my wallet for it too often 950))}you're so expensive" "712)}-oissant.." "508)}What the hell?" "He's not complimenting it at all!" "He's taking the piss" "He is taking the piss!" "He's really taking the piss" "I meant it's an expensive food." "0 Point" "Well obviously!" "I got through the whole song!" "Obviously 0 points.." "No way was that 0 point right?" "{\alphaHFF}Oi right?" "Oi" "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" "{\fs70\cH000000\4cH2B22B3}Hey!" "{\cH000000}'You're expensive'{\alphaHFF}and Can't open my wallet'{\alphaHFF}are all negatives" "{\cH000000}'You're expensive' {\cHD6B954}and {\cH000000}'Can't open my wallet'{\alphaHFF}are all negatives" "{\cH000000}'You're expensive' {\cHD6B954}and {\cH000000}'Can't open my wallet' {\cHD6B954}are all negatives 494)}He's right" "504)}That's true" "I should have said 'you are wonderful'.." "that would have been better 576.667)}Hamada's challenge" "Hamada-san?" "Next is Hamada." "Can he praise it well?" "300)\fs35}Satchan 443.714)\fs35}Subject" "300)}Shanghai Fried Noodles" "Shanghai Fried Noodles!" "so ..." "There it is!" "621))}It has a lot 620))}of vegetables and it's soft" "621))}but some people like it 678))}and some people dislike it ha~" "680}there is division 676))}I like it" "674))}Shanghai" "He's just talking about the place!" "Is it a song about China?" "Are you talking about the name of the city?" "all he did was go to the city!" "It's not related to fried noodles" "You should have said {\alphaHFF}"noodles" instead" "You should have said {\cH000001}"noodles" {\cHFAFAFA}instead" "{\cH050506}"I like it {\alphaHFF}noodles" "{\cH060607}"I like it noodles" "That would have been better" "Ah yeah!" "614)}"There are people who dislike it" {\cH0809FF\4cH000000}was included as well" "There are people who dislike it"~" "You could have stopped at "there are people who like it" "He ended it with the city" "It became a song about where you're going for New Year's." "Yes." "how amazing!" "0)}Improv Food Parody Results 0)}Endo Shozo" "0)}Tsukitei Hosei 0)}Tanaka Naoki" "0)}Matsumoto Hitoshi 0)}Hamada Masatoshi" "176.666)}1st place 280.667)}2nd place" "0)}3rd place 0)}4th place" "0)}5th place" "Hamada is in last place." "0)}3rd place {\cH020203}seaweed lunchbox" "Ittadakimasu." "0)}1st place {\cH05050C}3-course lunchbox" "I can work harder from noon." "0)}2nd place {\cH05050C}traditional lunchbox" "Ittadakimasu!" "wasn't it?" "640.667)}4th place {\cH05050C}Old Lady #1 Character Lunchbox" "It really looks like her!" "630)}5th place {\cH05050C}cooked sweet potato" "There it is." "the five get ready for their next task" "Is everyone okay?" "He comes so often..." "He's here again" "Now {\alphaHFF}you will go through {\alphaHFF}the EDF's training for new recruits" "Now you will go through {\alphaHFF}the EDF's training for new recruits" "Now you will go through the EDF's training for new recruits 0)}fight against members of rival branch" "0)}participate in joint-recruit training" "Really... 160)\cH040407\3cHFFFFFF}That's right." "So joint training..." "Joint training..." "Joint training" "You got to be kidding me..." "I wonder what teams will be there me too... so laughing is OK." "0)}Joint-training rules 590)\cHFFFFFF\3cH010102}During training{\cH0506DD\3cHF2F2F6} laughing is OK" "300)}Combined Recruit Training Center" "Please have a seat!" "Okay 58)\cHFBFBFB\3cH0102FE\4cH000000}Earth Defense Force" "58)\cHFEFEFE\3cHEA1B0D}Osaka Neyagawa Branch 348.667)\fs30}KABA. chan" "348.667)}Animal Hamaguchi 350)}Fujiwara Fujimoto" "642)}Anjashu Kojima 630)}Kano Eiko" "638)} Kyai~n Udo 636.667)}Peace Ayabe" "The people that will participate in the joint-training are members of the Osaka Neyagawa branch and the person who will conduct the joint training is..." "Ladies and gentlemen {\alphaHFF}it's a team battle training!" "Ladies and gentlemen it's a team battle training!" "MC's for this training {\alphaHFF}are these two!" "MC's for this training are these two!" "554)}Happy Girl 614)}Takahashi Maasa" "554)}Happy Boy 612.667)}Okada Keisuke" "{\i0\fs40\3cHFAFAFA\4cHF8F70D}Babio~n!" "Even though it's early {\alphaHFF}babio~n has come!" "Even though it's early {\cH2506C0}babio~n {\cHA5B90B}has come!" "This time's team battle training" "MC is {\alphaHFF}Happy Boy!" "MC is {\cH100CB9\3cHF20B0E}Happy Boy!" "so so" "Could you do something about it... {\alphaHFF}IDIOT!" "Could you do something about it... {\cH000000}IDIOT!" "Am I a sound-check person!" "{\alphaHFF}IDIOT!" "Am I a sound-check person!" "{\cH100CB9}IDIOT!" "Happy Bo~y 720)}Happy Bo~y" "550)}WOW!" "that~" "Happy Girl!" "Happy Girl!" "My father is {\alphaHFF}Momotaro Samurai!" "My father is {\cHD32043\4cH7C7C7C\3cHB90CE0}Momotaro Samurai!" "I am serving as Happy Girl and I am Takahashi Maasa!" "Is this a "Naruhodo-the-World" special investigation?" "{\alphaHFF} Am I Kusuda Eriko?" "Idiot!" "Is this a "Naruhodo-the-World" special investigation?" "Am I{\cHD32043\4cH7C7C7C\3cHB90CE0} Kusuda Eriko{\cHAE1FD3\3cHFCEFFF\4cH000000}?" "{\cH000000\3cHBC2ADD}Idiot!" "Happy Bo~y!" "710)}Happy Bo~y!" "550)}WOW!" "I don't get it..." "Thank you very much!" "Thank you!" "60.667)\cHFFFFFF\3cH0203D0}Earth Defense Force Headquarters 335.333)}Tsukitei Hosei" "335.333)}Endo Shozo 335.333)}Tanaka Naoki" "634)}Matsumoto Hitoshi 634)}Hamada Masatoshi" "634)}Ogi Mama" "Ogi Mama is participating. {\alphaHFF}a special guest member" "{\cH100CB9}a special guest member" "We have prepared an assistant! come on!" "Kemon?" "Isn't it a fighting force?" "Come on!" "504.667)}Special Guest Member 556.667)}Maeda Kenta" "631.333)}Hiroshima Toyo Carp" "It's baseball player Kenta!" "We ask for your help!" "The special guest member is somebody that everybody knows and he is an ace who represents the Japanese baseball world" "Maeda Kenta of the Hiroshima Toyo Carp 478)}Hiroshima Toyo Carp's Young Ace" "555.333)}Maeda Kenta" "{\cH00D2F1}Maeda Kenta {\cHFFFFFF}here!" "{\3cH0000D7}My nickname is {\alphaHFF}"Matsuken" but{\alphaHFF} am I {\alphaHFF}"abarenboushougun"... {\3cH0405F7}My nickname is {\cH00D2F1}"Matsuken" {\cHFFFFFF}but {\alphaHFF}am I {\alphaHFF}"abarenboushougun"..." "{\3cH0405F7}My nickname is {\cH00D2F1}"Matsuken" {\cHFFFFFF}but am I {\alphaHFF}"abarenboushougun"... {\3cH0405F7}My nickname is {\cH00D2F1}"Matsuken" {\cHFFFFFF}but am I {\cH000000}"abarenboushougun"{\cHFFFFFF}... 496.666)}IDIOT!" "690)}Happy Bo~y!" "697)}Happy Bo~y!" "710)}Happy Bo~y!" "491.333)}WOW!" "Kenta-san is your assistant!" "What?" "!" "Amazing!" "I want to do a little interview" "Do you believe in ghosts?" "{\alphaHFF}Or not?" "That's all!" "Do you believe in ghosts?" "Or not?" "That's all!" "I don't believe in them please go to your seat." "Don't you have more things to ask him?" "!" "210)}Headquarters Team 640.667)}Osaka Neyagawa Branch" "283.333)}Will and Pride put at risk 374)}Crushing Training Battle!" "crushing training battle!" "It will begin now!" "210)}Headquarters Team 640.667)}Osaka Neyagawa Branch" "283.333)}Will and pride put at risk 374)}Crushing Training Battle!" "The men's pride and will are risked in the crushing training battle!" "The first task is..." "Happy conveyor battle!" "344.667)}Conveyor Battle!" "Happy Girl 526)}Happy Conveyor Battle!" "607.333)\3cH060706\cH19E929}5 Representatives 603.334)}face various challenges" "5 team representatives will face various challenges on the conveyor!" "then everyone receives punishment 608.667)\cHFF00B6}Mission Failed" "606)}Everyone Punished so please work hard together!" "166.001)}It is teamwork!" "the first obstacle is..." "Sneeze!" "310)\cHF6F6FB\3cH1611CD\4cH020203}SNEEZE!" "548.667)\i0}joint training #1 548.666)\i0}Sneeze!" "614)}several "tissue straws" stream on the belt 620.667)}rules" "The rules are simple straws made of tissues will stream down on a conveyor belt" "614)}cleared if they sneeze!" "they're clear." "what the hell kind of drawings are those?" "52.667)\3cH0102D6\4cH000000}Earth Defense Force 48.667)\3cHD6050D}Osaka Neyagawa Branch" "574)\cHFFFFFF\3cH0000FF\4cH08060E}Sneeze!" "these members from Osaka Neyagawa Branch will go." "You have to sneeze!" "{\fs40\4cHDDAA06}I got it!" "{\fs40\4cHDDAA06}It's a sneeze!" "{\fs50\4cHDDAA06}It's a sneeze!" "{\fs60\4cHDDAA06}IT'S A SNEEZE!" "What the hell folks conveyor..." "START!" "everyone!" "Yes!" "Get one!" "Yes." "right?" "It's not good to rush him." "Oh it's here!" "Give up!" "Give up!" "*choking* no" "You can do it!" "Yes!" "Work hard!" "further!" "Even further up!" "it worked no!" "you can do it what the hell?" "You can do it!" "he has it break a leg" "That's a lovely sight" "His finger is stuck out so much." "Further." "further!" "Further!" "How elegant" "No good!" "You can do this." "It's coming!" "He can do it!" "It's over!" "He's the last one!" "He's stuck it so far!" "602.571)}Papion!" "No way... it came out." "I sneezed!" "I sneezed!" "What a mess." "But "papion"!" "Papion" came out." "That was a shameful display; you fail!" "571.333)\cH0D1DB1}MISSION failed 56.667)}EDF Headquarters" "578)}their training task ... ?" "the headquarters' turn." "What will their task be?" "Avoid the extremely smelly nose spray 306.001)}Dodge the extremelly smelly nose spray!" "Happy Girl~ the rules" "Yes the rules spray 3 times do it 3 times of course entirely within your nostrils" "Please make a nice face!" "However if only once the smelly nose spray" "You can't be serious is chosen and used" "That's going to be deep in your nostrils" "We won't be able to get the scent out of our nose... 540.666)}Combination Practice 3" "548.667)}Avoid the smelly Nose spray!" "619.333)}Rule 610)} 6 Nose sprays will emerge" "610)}Each person will try a Nasal Spray 610)}There is only 1 smelly Nose spray bottle" "Clear" "{\alphaHFF}is luck is luck let's start!" "163.333)} Let's get it" "Yes!" "Conveyor ~ Start!" "Mr. Maiken huh?" "that's true" "Remember to spray 3 times" "Spritz 3 times 531.333)}Remaining" "531.333)\cH0405BB\3cHFCFCFC}6 {\cHF6F6F6\3cH000000}choices right?" "Pure luck" "What kind of smell I wonder" "This is scary" "Going" "Yes" "531.333)\cH0405BB\3cHFCFCFC}5 {\cHF6F6F6\3cH000000}choices" "Safe" "keep it up" "Okay here we go... this is it" "Choose carefully..." "See how lucky look for what looks familar" "I'll understand when I see it" "So the result okay I'm going" "3 times" "531.333)\cH0405BB\3cHFCFCFC}4 {\cHF6F6F6\3cH000000}choices" "Good job Kenta will you put such a (strange) thing in your nose?" "2-3" "He's enduring well huh?" "did he make safe choice?" "SAFE?" "SAFE?" "What is it?" "Safe oh!" "531.333)\cH0405BB\3cHFCFCFC}3 {\cHF6F6F6\3cH000000}choices right?" "Safe?" "safe?" "safe?" "quickly say if you're safe eh it smells..." "It smells?" "{\cH000000\3cHBBE6FB\4cH0874C0}It Stinks!" "wait a minute" "What's happening?" "There is a serious stench" "That's amazing" "He said he was safe the mission is a failure" "571.333)\cH0D1DB1}Mission Failed 714.8)} That stinks!" "472.668)}Headquarters Team 472.668)\cHEDEDED\3cH960013}Osaka Neyagawa Branch to the second round we go" "What will they have to do?" "5 word shiritori 307.335)}5 Word Syllable match game" "5826)}New Year's food 541.999)}Fusion practice" "548.667)}5 word Shiritori 619.333)}Rule" "610)}Written words on sketchbook will stream out" "The words you have written on the sketchbook will proceed out on the conveyor belt" "If the written word can't be connected 8628)}Osechi move on to the next word" "6865)}Armor" "Sketchbook will proceed to" "Mission is cleared after the 5 word is used 540.667)}Key Word 1" "598)} New Year's Food 540.667)}Key Word 2" "598)}Armor Comment: 0,1:44:12.87,1:44:14.84,Red Announcement 2,0,0,0,In the next segment, all the words will have multiple lines due to the \move effect only being able to get used once per line" " I placed all the lines belonging to 1 word one after another (grouped together) instead of adding them by time like I normally do - so for example the first 5 lines are the same word (the first one that appears on-screen)" " I'll mark each line belonging to one word with the same layer-number (it's the number right besides the line-number), so you can easier copy+paste once you have translated the word 1321)}Word Game" "360)}Word Game 355)}Word Game" "355)}Word Game 351)}Game" "2360)}Science 355)}Science" "355)}Science 351)}Science" "2355)}Boni{\cH01F2FB}to 355)}Boni{\cH01F2FB}to" "351)}Boni{\cH01F2FB}to 6865)}New Years Food" "351)}New Years Food 2361)}Chocolate" "615.333)}Watch 58)\cHFBFBFB\3cH0102FE\4cH000000}Earth Defense Force" "58)\cHFEFEFE\3cHEA1B0D}Osaka Neyagawa Branch 571.333)}5 Word Shiritori" "Pioneers Osaka Neyagawa Branch" "Mr. Animal?" "OK!" "{\alphaHFF}I'm good." "OK!" "I'm good." "711))}AChaChaChaChaCha" "No one is laughing... let's begin now..." "Starting from {\alphaHFF}'Ri' Part of {\alphaHFF}Shiritori" "Starting from 'Ri' Part of {\alphaHFF}Shiritori" "Starting from 'Ri' Part of Shiritori" "Start the Conveyor" "Umm Ri.." "Shiritori(Word Game) 540.667)}Keyword 1" "598)}Roulette 990)}Shiritori" "Word Game 184)}Shiritori" "189)}Shiritori 190)}Shiritori" "188)}Shiritori 186)}Shiritori" "1054)}Risu" "Squirrel" "189)}Risu 190)}Risu" "188)}Risu 186)}Risu" "191)}Risu 1359)}Surume" "Dried squid" "190)}Surume 188)}Surume" "186)}Surume 221)}Surume" "122)}Surume 1520)}Mezashi" "Dried Sardines" "188)}Mezashi 186)}Mezashi" "191)}Mezashi 189)}Mezashi" "1288)}Shikoku" "Japanese island" "186)}Shikoku 191)}Shikoku" "189)}Shikoku 184)}Shikoku" "1186)}Kuma" "Bear" "191)}Kuma 189)}Kuma" "184)}Kuma 188)}Kuma" "1351)}Mari" "Mary" "189)}Mari 184)}Mari" "188)}Mari 192)}Mari" "1189)}Ri-{\cH1AF6F4}ru" "Real" "184)}Ri-{\cH1AF6F4}ru 188)}Ri-{\cH1AF6F4}ru" "192)}Ri-{\cH1AF6F4}ru 1854)}Ru-letto" "188)}Ru-letto 192)}Ru-letto" "192)}Ru-letto 4528)}Tokei" "Watch" "192)}Tokei 192)}Tokei" "186)}Tokei 4022)}Inu" "Dog" "192)}Inu 186)}Inu" "189)}Inu 2692)}Numeri" "Slime" "186)}Numeri 189)}Numeri" "186)}Numeri 3926)}Rin{\cH1AF6F4}pa" "Lymph" "189)}Rin{\cH1AF6F4}pa 186)}Rin{\cH1AF6F4}pa" "188)}Rin{\cH1AF6F4}pa 3529)}Painappuru" "186)}Painappuru 188)}Painappuru" "184)}Painappuru 3856)}Ru-{\cH1AF6F4}to" "Root" "188)}Ru-{\cH1AF6F4}to 184)}Ru-{\cH1AF6F4}to" "186)}Ru-{\cH1AF6F4}to 190)}Ru-{\cH1AF6F4}to" "1518)}Torakku 184)}Torakku" "186)}Torakku 190)}Torakku" "192)}Torakku 6424)}Kusai" "Smell" "186)}Kusai 190)}Kusai" "192)}Kusai 190)}Kusai" "2126)}Inu" "Dog" "190)}Inu 192)}Inu" "190)}Inu 188)}Inu" "4020)}Nurui" "Lenient" "192)}Nurui 190)}Nurui" "188)}Nurui 193)}Nurui" "1622)}Ikaku" "Menace" "190)}Ikaku 188)}Ikaku" "193)}Ikaku 187)}Ikaku" "5360)}Kusai" "Smell" "188)}Kusai 193)}Kusai" "187)}Kusai 187)}Kusai" "1288)}Inu" "Dog 193)}Inu" "187)}Inu 187)}Inu" "192)}Inu 853)}Nurie" "Coloring book" "187)}Nurie 187)}Nurie" "192)}Nurie 1257)}E{\cH1AF6F4}sa" "Bait" "187)}E{\cH1AF6F4}sa 192)}E{\cH1AF6F4}sa" "3287)}Sai 192)}Sai" "1852)}I{\cH1AF6F4}bu" "Authority 615.333)}Bure-ki" "540.667)}Keyword 2 598)}Pineapple" "153.333)}You can do it" "HUH!" "?" "540.667)}Keyword 3 598)}Truck" "540.667)}Keyword 4 598)}Rhinoceros" "185.333)} He didn't need the 'I' at the end!" "Do it right!" "540.667)}Keyword 5 598)}Brakes" "571.333)\i1}Mission Success" "Clear!" "{\cH000000}Kusai(smell){\cHA5B90B} became its own hell" "Kusai 54)}Earth Defense Main Branch" "571.333)}5 Word Shiritori" "Now will be the Main branch's trial the results" "595.333)} From the Ri {\alphaHFF}in shiritori 595.333)}From the Ri in shiritori" "Beginning with Hamada" "Yes!" "Let's Begin!" "Conveyor ~ Start" "540.667)}Keyword 1 598)} Horse" "686)}Shiritori 187)}Shiritori" "186)}Shiritori 188)}Shiritori" "184)}Shiritori 1327)}Risu" "Squirrel" "186)}Risu 188)}Risu" "184)}Risu 2186)}Suika" "Watermelon" "188)}Suika 184)}Suika" "183)}Suika 186)}Suika" "2528)}Kaba" "Birch" "184)}Kaba 183)}Kaba" "186)}Kaba 192)}Kaba" "2854)}Banto" "Bunt" "183)}Banto 186)}Banto" "192)}Banto 183)}Banto" "5363)}Tonma" "Fool" "186)}Tonma 192)}Tonma" "183)}Tonma 186)}Tonma" "3026)}Ma-chi" "March" "192)}Ma-chi 183)}Ma-chi" "186)}Ma-chi 187)}Ma-chi" "2352)}Chiri" "Dust" "183)}Chiri 186)}Chiri" "187)}Chiri 1523)}Rika" "Science" "183)}Rika 187)}Rika" "186)}Rika 2926)}Kaba" "Birch" "187)}Kaba 186)}Kaba" "187)}Kaba 3887)}Basu" "Bus" "186)}Basu 187)}Basu" "184)}Basu 3186)}Suika" "Watermelon" "187)}Suika 184)}Suika" "188)}Suika 3687)}Karinto{\cH1AF6F4}u" "Japanese sweet cake" "184)}Karinto{\cH1AF6F4}u 188)}Karinto{\cH1AF6F4}u" "187)}Karinto{\cH1AF6F4}u 13764)}Ushi" "Cow" "188)}Ushi 187)}Ushi" "191)}Ushi 7998)}Shimauma" "Zebra" "187)}Shimauma 191)}Shimauma" "187)}Shimauma 186)}Shimauma" "1587)}Mari" "Mary" "191)}Mari 187)}Mari" "186)}Mari 1351)}Ringo" "Apple" "187)}Ringo 186)}Ringo" "1857)}Goma" "Sesame" "186)}Goma 2686)}Mausu" "Mouse" "Ehh?" "Using this is fine!" "Right here is okay!" "Ushi!" "Ushi!" "(Cow) we're finished man!" "This type of horse is no good?" "Ma-ma-ma" "615.333)}Suika" "Watermelon" "Such a sorrowful old man!" "571.333)\cH0D1DB1}Mission failed" "That was horrible" "You are Ogi MaMa right?" "You are really him right?" "I didn't actually understand the rules 472.668)}Main Branch" "472.668)\cHEDEDED\3cH960013}Osaka Neyagawa Branch" "Fill in the Translation" "Next Practice method is" "Happy Monmari kiss battle 575.333)}Monmari Kiss Battle" "187.334)}Monmari Chair 544.667)}Joint training 3" "550)}Monmari Kiss Battle 612.667)}Rule" "608.667)} Team representative showdown from all places and ages" "The team representatives" "The kiss target will get closer as random questions are missed" "After 3 incorrect answers" "Monmari machine will be in range for a character kiss 608.667)}If you get 3 subjects wrong ♥ Kiss" "176.667)}Secret Character 174)}Secret Character" "60.667)}Monmari Kiss Battle 476.667)}Main Branch Team" "548.667)}Hamada Masatoshi 478.001)}Osaka Neyagawa Team" "544.667)\3cH030304\cHF65966}Ayabe Yuji 624.667)}Peace" "Hamada Rep Vs Ayabe Rep" "And finally the the characters" "Present yourself" "512.667)}Women androids 611.334)}Barbie" "614)\cHE72ED0}Grandmother #1" "So we will have 2 androids will everyone please get ready" "Who will be{\alphaHFF} with which android?" "Who will be with which android?" "There are only two to choose from?" "What shall we do Hamada-san?" "Are you participating?" "How about your preferred?" "Isn't the hag good for you?" "{\cHBF0389}The 'cougar' is right there {\cH16A691}she can hear you" "It's your choice" "'He chose {\cHE123E0}Barbie {\cH16A691}!" "' is sort of what your face is saying" "Anyone {\alphaHFF}would say they prefer Barbie(in this situation)" "Anyone would say they prefer Barbie(in this situation) 304.667)}Monmari" "304.667)}Barbie 306.667)}Representative" "306.334)}Hamada Masatoshi" "The final results of the pairing" "And the questions the two will get are as follows 618)}Monmari" "618)}Granny #1 618)}Representative" "618)}Ayabe Yuji" "Talent who write their name in Katakana 20)}Katakana is a system of letters used to denote foreign influence or origin" "Let's begin with this one 606)}Talents' names which entered as Katakana from Hamada" "Kiss Monmari Start" "Magi Shiro-san" "Yuusuke Santamaria-san 464.667)}Completely in Katakana" "That is how it's written" "He doesn't have many names in his head..." "Ai George" "You can just tell he doesn't have that many names left can't you!" "?" "They're already running out of names..." "Izumi Pinko-san" "That's a good one... 609.2)}Celebrities with Katakana's in their name" "127.2)}Stops doing that "um~~~" (thinking aloud)" "Like he's blown a fuse..." "Maggie." "Maggie." "Terakado Jimon-san 125.2)} That was quick" "He's giving names with ease." "Our one is struggling already..." "He's cracking..." "The cracks... you know?" "calm down..." "You have to be kidding me..." "He's gone..." "Rola..." "Time up!" "474)} Celebrities with Katakana in their names" "Piko" "Shibasaki Kou you ran out of time..." "And because you ran out of time..." "Hamada-san's android..." "Come on... 570)}Monmari{\cHFB4C40\3cHEFEFF0} Start!" "How close is she going to get?" "really hungry!" "She's coming really close... she's getting closer..." "This is bad..." "This is just..." "Right now..." "She has come quite close already..." "Are you okay?" "612.133)}Tokyo Metropolitan Areas" "Shinjuku 154.4)}good... both did very well... 602)}Edogawa" "595.333)}Shinagawa but... he's struggling..." "He's definitely struggling..." "Shinagawaku!" "576.667)}The two guys{\cHF6F6F6} were at a tie" "The distance between them and disaster evened out... let's carry on..." "National Holidays 616.667)}National Holidays" "Hayame" "Start." "Sports Day (holiday)" "152.8)}Oh you have gotta be kidding me..." "Labor Thanksgiving day good." "They're starting to struggle..." "Marine day" "Hes taking way too long... just wait a second... wait"?" "Can he do that?" "What kind of time do you need?" "300)} (morning of) New Year's Day is not technically a "national holiday" "474)}National holidays" "Day of culture therefore not a national holiday." "149.6)}And that means... go!" "570)}Monmari{\cHFB4C40\3cHEFEFF0} start" "What's wrong?" "Oh this is dangerous" "You're in serious danger now!" "not able to hear anything" "The next one is going to... we have..." "Groups which are part of the Janeez (pretty boy groups) 606.534)}groups which are part of Janeez" "You should know a lot of them..." "Hamada starts..." "Let's... go!" "that's obvious..." "Arashi keep going... 144.667)} He's keeping up..." "Oh dear... 474)}Groups part of the Janeez" "NEWS" "Kis-My-Ft2" "I didn't hear it..." "Did he say Tokio?" "Deary deary deary me... he did say it..." "I did say Tokio." "He said "Tokio-san" "Hamada-san's android..." "Come on!" "570)}Monmari {\cHFB4C40\3cHEFEFF0}Start" "Grab him hard... keep going..." "I can't watch..." "This is so much worse than an "android"... they want to rest now but..." "That was harsh... 610)}The next trap has already started..." "The next trap has already started now..." "Is it really safe?" "For crying out loud..." "It's on {\alphaHFF}Hamada-san's desk" "It's on Hamada-san's desk that's right... 599.333)}Mysterious button" "It has nothing to do with us..." "Yup..." "There is definitely something going on..." "Because I'm wearing thick socks..." "I'm really hot..." "The trousers as well..." "Yamasaki-san was just {\alphaHFF}casually laughing" "Yamasaki-san was just casually laughing..." "I know..." "Yup..." "Is it like a Barbie personalized flavour?" "Yeah..." "I don't really need to push that button..." "But it was on Hamada-san's desk..." "It was there from the start." "We haven't moved it or anything." "do not push." "we swear." "it was so cold... 530.571)}responsibility of pushing the button" "1387)}Hamada 358)}Hamada" "350)}Hamada 13898)}Endo" "350)}Endo 12930)}Housei" "602)}Tanaka do not push." "Exactly..." "So I don't think we have to push it... we don't have to..." "Don't bring it here... come on..." "Well usually the person who pushes the button... has to be..." "Tanaka" "Eh?" "it has got to be you..." "I honestly haven't had buttons in my drawers..." "like ever... you get punished"... it was orginally on Hamada-san's desk..." "I don't think it will be a punishment to the person who pushed the button... push it..." "144.666)}Emmanuel (Webster) 588.667)}Natually they look at the monitor what is this?" "514)}After the break 598)}She's back!" "{\cHBE1BAE}Matsuko deluxe" "144.666)}Emmanuel (Webster) they look at the monitor what is this?" "How many times are you going to come out?" "548.667)}Emmanuel (Webster) 606)}Matsuko Deluxe surely?" "How many times are you going to come out?" "He's working too hard... 588.667)} The screw moving him falls off" "Look at that..." "The screw came off..." "What are you doing?" "The screw came right off..." "How long are you going to do that?" "What kind of face is that?" "665.2)}Surely you need the screw to move..." "I get it Matsuko... {\alphaHFF}Please forgive me" "I get it Matsuko..." "Please forgive me 588.667)} Giving a lovely smile we were totally in the wrong..." "Like seriously..." "She's amazing..." "She's here the whole time!" "Like the whole time!" "101.333)} come on guys..." "So she wasn't done yet... 602)}Push button" "602)}Emmanuel comes out" "So there's no point pushing it... no point at all..." "Just annoying... no point... will she come out again?" "Oh just leave it... she might not... 144.666)}Emmanuel" "588.667)}Emmanuel returns again" "She's back..." "As we thought..." "It fell again..." "It fell off again leave it out!" "588.667)}Screw moving her falls off" "We've already seen this..." "Why does that screw always fall off?" "and she still moves..." "Your screw came off..." "Here she comes... 588.667)} Giving another lovely smile" "She's massive" "Why did they cast her to do it?" "The original kid was no where near that big..." "He was so cute..." "And that screw thing sticking out of her back creeps me out..." "It's just like..." "Well obviously..." "Again... she comes out..." "Okay..." "My butt is like{\alphaHFF}nearing its end" "My butt is like nearing its end my butt is as well..." "Same here..." "I wonder if she comes out?" "144.666)}Emmanuel" "For crying out loud..." "Will she actually come?" "This will be the {\cH020101\3cHE53FB1}3rd {\cHE624BC\3cHFFEEFA}time" "Surely not..." "No way..." "No way... 588.667)}Press the button and she WILL come" "She has come!" "She's coming!" "588.667)}The screw falls off again" "So however many times..." "Cannot hear" "It's the face she makes as she comes out... enough..." "She is kind of cute..." "Let's go our separate ways... let's move on... 588.667)}Emmanuel confiscates the button" "She's telling us to give her a break" "Okay we get it... right?" "We are sorry..." "That was fun..." "Seriously..." "My butt is like..." "Seriously... my butt is quite..." "My butt is in trouble..." "Those foundation materials aren't really..." "Yeah they are a bit..." "Isn't this a little bit hard?" "I'm worn out" "I want to take a shower don't you think?" "don't you think?" "don't you think?" "\fs40)}Not at all!" "We still have a long way to go..." "Where were you looking? in order to undergo a special training." "Shall we go?" "in order to undergo a special training." "Shall we go?" "in order to undergo{\cH2B22B3} a special training. {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}Shall we go?" "{\cH290DAC}they'll go to the Earth Defense Force's training facility" "Let's do this" "Where are we going?" "Outside?" "Obviously we're going to reach it by going outside" "You gotta be lying..." "Seriously?" "By bus!" "?" "It's freezing!" "They enter the bus a second time it will be a severe journey" "6025)}They enter the bus a second time 3655)}It will be a {\cH4BF6CB}severe journey" "8198)}On those who waited before..." "{\cH290DAC}A new battle curtain is rising!" "1:30 PM 525)\shad0\bord2.5\blur2}5 hours and half since the Earth Defense Force's training began" "The 5 are having an eye on the bus which is taking them to the training facility" "There is no need to say that {\alphaHFF}the journey won't be easy" "There is no need to say that the journey won't be easy let's move forward" "Isn't that the same bus as before?" "Really" "\fs40)\shad0}Arrived at the stop" "\fs40)\shad0}Arrived at the stop" "It stopped again..." "You've got to be kidding me..." "This one stops too?" "Crap... 530)\cH50DCCA\shad0\3cHFFFFFF\bord4\blur3}Catwoman: {\fs40\cHC584E1}Anna Tsuchiya" "530)\cH50DCCA\bord3\shad0}Catwoman: {\fs40\cHC584E1}Anna Tsuchiya 530)\cH50DCCA\shad0\3cHFFFFFF\bord4\blur3}Joker: {\fs40\cHF0777F}Yuuki Himura" "530)\cH50DCCA\bord3\shad0}Joker: {\fs40\cHF0777F}Yuuki Himura that was... {\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}That's totally impossible" "403.2)\fs30}What the hell do you mean by {\alphaHFF} "Totally Impossible"!" "?" "403.2)\fs30}What the hell do you mean by "Totally Impossible"!" "?" "Totally impossible" "I wonder what" "Move" "It's impossible to take a position" "Really impossible it's bad" "huh?" "that's regrettable" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Regrettable!" "we did right?" "we did" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Because the fact we wear these suits and can still casually" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Uh... {\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}make the audience laugh" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Yeah you're right... 568.355)}The two are sluggish comedians" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}We usually can" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}What I think is that right?" "What the?" "He's so fat!" "696)\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Should we show those people {\alphaHFF}the contents of our jokes?" "650)}uh..?" "696)\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Should we show those people the contents of our jokes?" "650)}Should we?" "excuse us" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Hm" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Being comedians" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Right would you like to watch the content of our jokes?" "please" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Very well 338)}Tch!" "we need your help" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Let's do this!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}"School" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Here we come 696)\cH11FFD7\3cH000000\4cH54B958\bord3}Double Cheesecake {\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958}is presenting {\alphaHFF}this short comedy skit" "696)\cH11FFD7\3cH000000\4cH54B958\bord3}Double Cheesecake {\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958}is presenting this short comedy skit" "School 681.143)\fscx136\fscy86}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "675)\bord0\shad0\fs43}Short skit:" "School" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}*opening the door*" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}I'm here" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Are you serious?" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I'm on duty... and so are you!" "I'm sorry" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I literally did all the work by myself... {\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}I'm sorry is there any remaining work to do?" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I must move this desk to the science room" "I got it" "I'll do it by myself" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Huh?" "what are you doin'?" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Because you're a woman" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}You must leave kind of" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}strength-based works" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}to a man like me... {\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I FRIGGIN' FELL IN LOVE!" "618))}That's the story {I will check it after translation just in case}" "\fscx100)} of the people!" "{I will check it after translation just in case} 544)\cH2C25BB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}It's not even rare 592)\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}It's not even baked" "Yeah 582)\cH2C25BB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3\fs45}Double Cheesecake!" "562)}Double Cheesecake!" "They made it..." "Those guys are idiots 504)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56 their stories are rip-offs" "They stole the skit (from other comedians)" "Right" "Totally... {\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Next is a short comedy skit brought to you by Double Cheesecake" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}"Big fan" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Ah~ let's do this one more time 595)}She said "one more time"... {\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}A short comedy skit brought to you by Double Cheesecake" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}"Big fan" "570.666)}"Ahaha" I can say wrong!" "It's not that skit" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I'm sorry 504)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "498)\bord0\shad0\fs30}Source of their sluggishness: {\cHD50077\bord2\3cHFFFFFF}The female comedienne acts too freely" "What the hell?" "!" "Too much freedom!" "Could we stop this at once?" "you know..." "Why am I getting slapped for this?" "!" "That's ridiculous" "What the hell..." "I'm sorry Comment: 0,2:04:23.13,2:04:24.27,Normal,0,0,0,Blank***" "Himura is overwhelmed at this point" "That's a useless round" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}One more time?" "A useless round" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Because I can set the switch" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}A short comedy skit brought to you by Double Cheesecake" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}"Convenience Store 681.143)\fscx172\fscy87}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "680)\bord0\shad0\fs50}Convenience Store" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Welcome!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}*beep*" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}If you please" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Should I warm you up the boxed lunch?" "please please" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Meat buns?" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}It's prohibited" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}When I seeeeeeeeeeee~~" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}..." "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee~~" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}A man who's buying a meat bun at the convenience store" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I feel like I can make it!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Or that's what I think" "You're so annoying and noisy!" "No one see that one coming" "Enough of this right?" "***the worst" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Will they not get angry at me?" "504)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56 498)\bord0\shad0\fs30}Source of their sluggishness: {\cHD50077\bord2\3cHFFFFFF}The female comedienne is also way too carefree" "hold on... {\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I was trying really hard not to laugh..." "Don't talk please stay quiet" "If you speak that's no good" "We tried our best" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I've been told that I am not allowed to laugh... {\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}A short comedy skit brought to you by Double Cheesecake" "Are they starting over?" "294)\cH2923BC\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Wait a second... {\alphaHFF}Okay." "294)\cH2923BC\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Wait a second..." "Okay." "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}"Surgical operation" "I wonder how they'll... 681.143)\fscx135\fscy88}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "675)\bord0\shad0\fs40}Surgical Operation" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Okay then" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Let's start the surgical operation ok?" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Okay" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Response?" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}No~~!" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}He's out!" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Yeah!" "DON DON DON!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Out out out" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}DON!" "DON!" "DON!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}OOOOOUT!" "618))}That's the story" "\fscx100)}of the people!" "544)\cH2C25BB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}It's not even rare 592)\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}it's not even baked" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}wertwer 582)\cH2C25BB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3\fs45}Double Cheesecake" "562)}Double Cheesecake" "Go back home already!" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Hey!" "you're just messing around" "I think... 696)\cH2923BC\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I think having accepted this work... {\alphaHFF}It is itself a mistake." "696)\cH2923BC\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I think having accepted this work..." "It is itself a mistake." "having accepted it" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}But I couldn't help it!" "it's your fault you don't!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}You're noisy!" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}What are you saying?" "!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Shut your trap!" "you bast" "What kind of situation... {\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}No way!" "504)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56 498)\bord0\shad0\fs30}Source of their sluggishness: {\cHD50077\bord2\3cHFFFFFF}Kissing is really embarrassing {\cHBA1ED9}♥" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Not even rare" "{\cHBC00AB\3cHFFFFFF\4cH54B958\bord3}Not even baked" "Double Cheesecake!" "thanks!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}Farewell!" "I wasn't meant to laugh when I was doing it... jeez!" "You don't have to tell us!" "They said "farewell"!" "{\cH2A23BD\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000\bord3}I ended up laughing..." "That was amazing..." "Indeed" "Awesome right?" "You get those kind of people... right?" "Yeah" "Yeah those kind of people..." "I'm a bit envious... 8198)}One thing after another {\cH2DBD3C}The bus journey will get {\cH2B22B3}worse and worse..." "Again... \fs40)\shad0}Arrived at the stop" "\fs40)\shad0}Arrived at the stop seriously..." "Enough with those..." "What should we feel once the bus stops?" "What should we feel once the bus stops?" "530)\an1\fnBook Antiqua\cH4BBACB\fs32\shad0\bord4\blur3\3cHFFFFFF}Earth Defense Force executive staff:" ": {\fs40\cHF0777F}Itao Itsuji 530)\an1\fnBook Antiqua\cH4BBACB\fs32\shad0\bord3}Earth Defense Force executive staff:" "{\fs40\cHF0777F} Itao Itsuji" "530)\an1\fnBook Antiqua\cH4BBACB\fs32\shad0\bord4\blur3\3cHFFFFFF}Deep fat executive staff: {\fs40\cHC584E1}Itao's wife 530)\an1\fnBook Antiqua\cH4BBACB\fs32\shad0\bord3}Deep fat executive staff: {\fs40\cHC584E1}Itao's wife" "She looks strange!" "These two again?" "ain't I right?" "You think so?" "She looks the same to me 548.8)\cH326EB4\shad0\bord3\fs30}His wife has not appeared for a while due to maternity leave." "She gained weight after her pregnancy." "440)}Wife long time ago" "Of course not!" "You sure?" "Deep-fat" "Must have been after the maternity leave I heard about that" "That's right..." "Right?" "a married couple a married couple" "They also gave birth to a baby recently. {\alphaHFF}They are in the midst of happiness." "They also gave birth to a baby recently." "They are in the midst of happiness." "What the hell?" "What was that speech?" "It was nothing!" "What situation is this? they love each other yeah though" "Very passionate indeed" "They're loving each other" "I don't get what she's doing though..." "I wonder if that's different from our culture... 582.6)}Their mutual love is unstoppable" "don't" "Stop with that!" "They're holding so firmly!" "What is the point of that?" "man come on..." "Wait a second!" "570.6)}He spotted something outside the window" "Not fair..." "What's that?" "Over there" "573)}Dating agency with Suga from 25 years ago when he was a model that's a dirty trick." "What the hell?" "!" "I can see it" "What the hell is that?" "Eeeeh?" "Huh?" "Jeez!" "What does this mean?" "Suga..." "We don't need this right now!" "What does that mean?" "Was that being there just a coincidence?" "{\cH000000}It's called "Sugakuru 696)}What's that ad for?" "{\alphaHFF}That's a young Suga-san 696)}What's that ad for?" "That's a young Suga-san 650)}" "Something for dating and such..." "I think you're right" "Because {\cH000000}Love is even written on it." "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "558)}The advertising car is chasing them" "Everyone!" "Listen to our wonderful rendezvous features" "\alphaH00)}Frauds:" "Zero!" "656)}That's exaggerated" "\alphaH00}Sugakuru!" "300)}Sugakuru is perfect for you if you want to find a real encounter!" "Uh?" "What?" "0)\cHAA25CD\3cHFFFFFF\be20}Providing you with the best we can!" "Enjoy our service!" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "561)}The advertising car also stopped" "565)\cHA72DC7\3cHFFFFFF}The typical song of Itao's wife's dance" "You're going to do it?" "!" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cH8364DB\cH3312A3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "566.857)}Strange Itao dance" "I thought his wife would..." "Don't do this!" "He's not dancing at all" "That's not even a dance" "That character of him... Looks like he's mimicking something!" "He's nimble" "These moves... {\alphaHFF}that's so intense!" "that's so intense!" "He has the moves" "He's not following the rhythm at all." "True yeah" "His wife is... uh?" "Is it the wife's go now?" "Well obviously his wife had to do this." "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cH8364DB\cH3312A3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "568)}Fat but sharp:" "Distinguished not this!" "That's bad" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "That's..." "That's dangerous! I must say it was amazing this" "She's teasing us uh?" "{\alphaHFF}Her former step uh?" "Her former step right?" "right?" "646)}They haven't!" "Careful!" "Whoa!" "Landed don't you think?" "she got fatter" "She's still doing it" "She's still doing it wait..." "They are still doing it" "They have such a good relationship!" "Still doing it..." "Looks like it" "They're so resolute" "I understand..." "It hurts... what a relief" "696)}Ah~ {\alphaHFF}They're still doing it." "696)}Ah~ They're still doing it." "They're running!" "They're reaching us by running!" "Wait~ 696)}That's not even {\alphaHFF}his character" "696)}That's not even his character" "Sorry for the commercials! {\cHE01C35} right before their eyes!" "you'll soon perform your next training 696)\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF\4cH000000}You should now be able to see {\alphaHFF}the Earth Defense Force training center" "696)\cH000000\4cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}You should now be able to see {\cH00FFF1\4cHFFFFFF\3cH000000}the Earth Defense Force training center" "The setting of this "Absolutely do not laugh" that rises under Mount Fuji:" "Gasu Kurobikari Defense Force of Earth Training center" "578.286)}And inside the facility's field" "There's even a{\cHB9121B\2cHFFFFFF} {\3cHFFFFFF}Circuit Track 530.286)}a new battle against the assassins is going to begin!" "612.571)}Members will undergo {\cH000000} training" "This is so freaking huge..." "Yeah okay?" "That's the place where we're going to train?" "It is" "Training..." "Shall we go?" "Are we getting off?" "please please" "Getting off?" "566)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0 an echoing break sound" "we arrived" "I could hear a "kikikiki" "That was~" "That freaking sound! Its timing was lethal" "That's without a doubt anything good!" "696)}That's DEFINITELY going to be {\alphaHFF}something bad for us 696)}That's DEFINITELY going to be something bad for us" "646)}You're right!" "646)}Why that sound? We were even able to hear it to that extent we're not stupid..." "What's with the sound from before?" "I got it..." "I had already enough..." "I can smell trouble so strongly..." "Right?" "right?" "right?" "650)}That "kikiki" keeps going this way the trainees undergo training" "608)\an1\bord3\shad0\fscy110\fscx70}Earth Defense Force:" "Training Center" "So" "Awesome!" "Wow" "Unusual" "Interesting though" "Yeah" "I wonder how it is inside... 696)}I think that {\alphaHFF} I probably won't be good at this... 696)}I think that I probably won't be good at this..." "What's with this hugeness?" "608)\an1\bord3\shad0\fscy110\fscx80}Training Center" " Second Floor" "It's ridiculously enormous!" "Uh huh" "This way" "it's amazing..." "Whoa!" "I wonder how this time will... that's the training facility's" "608)\an1\bord3\shad0\fscy110\fscx80}Rookie's training room" "Rookie's training room" "Rest here for a while until we come and get you..." "We have to go through this again?" "... 696)}There are even {\cH000000}drawers {\cH0000FF}again{\alphaHFF\cH0607D2} and some of them have numbers on them 696)}There are even {\cH000000}drawers{\cH0000FF} again{\cH0607D2} and some of them have numbers on them" "650)}Whoa!" "You're right!" "everything" "Everything is present" "I can't {\alphaHFF}trust anything anymore..." "I can't trust anything anymore... it hurts" "Looks like the usual room recently recently it's bad..." "I'm going to the toilet for a sec" "That's bad" "It is" "608)\an1\bord3\shad0\fscy110\fscx90}Men's Toilet" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cH8364DB\cH3312A3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "563.2)}A previous visitor is using the toilet" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cH8364DB\cH3312A3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "563.2)}The user was LiLiCo" "Housei is not here" "What happened?" "right?" "right?" "650)}He went to the toilet 650)}For sure" "I'm afraid..." "It surprised me!" "What the hell?" "What's he doing?" "What kind of movement was that?" "696)}Once Yama-chan is back {\alphaHFF}we should probably start {\alphaHFF}opening the drawers 696)}Once Yama-chan is back we should probably start {\alphaHFF}opening the drawers" "696)}Once Yama-chan is back we should probably start opening the drawers 650)}You're probably right" "605)}Those with the numbers... 650)}Something must be in those" "I was surprised!" "What just happened?" "It said "Housei Out" once you went to the toilet" "Yeah" "What?" "696)}I went to the toilet {\alphaHFF}and on the other side there was someone 696)}I went to the toilet and on the other side there was someone" "Was emitting this absurd "bububu" sound 300)}And the person who came out was... 0)}That person... 300)}That woman..." "I think I forgot her name if you can't remember the most important part!" "man?" "!" "You have to say that part quickly!" "Don't talk if you don't know the main topic" "Why?" "You just met her before! I really forgot it" "You forgot it?" "Well how did you..." "It was that person of mixed race..." "Mixed?" "there are a lot" "There are several of them" "{\cH39BB0D} a bit of a {\cH000000\4cH39BB0D}granny character. {\cH39BB0D}Some time ago she kinda~" "LiLiCo-san" "LiLiCo was taking a sh*t?" "She was taking a sh*t she was!" "And emitting sounds" "That's kinda a bad thing to say right if this was real I would be laughing though" "Are you being honest?" "Yeah I am!" "Ouch Ow!" "696)}I was really surprised {\alphaHFF}the moment she came out 696)}I was really surprised the moment she came out" "696)}I would like it{\alphaHFF} if they stop setting traps in the toilet 696)}I would like it if they stop {\alphaHFF}setting traps in the toilet" "696)}I would like it if they stop setting traps in the toilet stop" "2:30 PM 520)\blur2}6 hours and half since the Defense Force training began they face off with the contents of the drawers" "Ow ow ow" "Shall we start opening with Tanaka?" "huh?" "look there's a DVD player" "For real... damn" "It doesn't matter if we look at them sooner or later" "Right... {\alphaHFF}then it might be a different pattern... {\cH000000}then it might be a different pattern... 645)}There's no doubt it's troublesome" "I agree 556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "560)}Tanaka is the top batter be anything but the gas spray" "Look 556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "560.8)}Mysterious DVD a DVD" "One DVD huh?" "696)}The other is surely {\alphaHFF}where you are 696)}The other is surely where you are" "650)}I want to think there aren't any 650)}Right?" "But... 388)}What are you doin'?" "Sorry just a DVD from him if you don't mind" "Uh!" "?" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "560)}Mysterious Letter" "What does this... there it is" "It's going to be the same..." "Ah!" "That's Matsumoto-san's... right?" "there it is there's more on this desk" "Uh!" "?" "there's something inside" "What's that!" "?" "Eh?" "That's a bit scary." "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "563.636)}Mysterious Box let me check the rest" "Nothing!" "Nothing" "There was a single one ugh..." "Which one should we look at first?" "Yeah... right?" "637)}Let's read this at least probably probably" "Right?" "Yes 453.904)\fscx123\fscy77}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "449.6)\fs29}Written Instructions 597.714)\fscx163\fscy257}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "525.333)}Open drawer number 7!" "Number seven..." "Here it is 682.571)\fscx624\fscy103}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "670)}In the rookie's training room there are drawers from number 1 to 20 no more 'POKAN' sounds {\cHFFFFFF\3cH000000\4cHFFFFFF}(large sounds)" "Pokan?" "pokan..." "I'm opening number 7" "Uh?" "!" "Wait a sec." "Um?" "There's something~" "Uh?" "Is it stiff?" "It's stiff" "It opened normally... 556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "558.545)}A second letter" "I was working hard right?" "I was" "He totally was" "Number one 523.904)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "517.6)}Written Instructions 667.714)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56" "595.333)}Open Locker Number One!" "Ah!" "There!" "Is it this?" "scary..." "Indeed scary" "This pattern is no good..." "Terrifying wait wait wait!" "I'm opening it!" "Got it" "There's something inside" "It's obvious it was there it has something" "Jeez..." "It will continue for a while..." "Enough..." "It was obvious!" "They truly don't give up on this prank!" "From where did it came out?" "From the inside" "That gas spray from before was bad" "Ouch!" "He slapped my stomach!" "That must hurt 696)}It's such a... {\alphaHFF}tender spot!" "696)}It's such a... {\cH000000}tender spot!" "What's wrong with you?" "Cut it out!" "427.2)}Me?" "328)}Uh?" "299.2)}Uhuhuh 556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "562.909)}Endo was slapped by mistake" "That was too funny" "Enough!" "but..." "Careful!" "I didn't even move from before" "You stood still" "OK it says "locker number three" "524.761)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56 520.457)\fs29}Written Instructions" "668.571)}m 0 0 l 207 0 l 207 56 I 0 56 596.19)}Open Locker Number 3!" "Again?" "Has this not ended yet?" "Looks like we have no choice but continue scary!" "that thing is huge!" "It is!" "So scary!" "That's so scary!" "158)}m 30 30 b 60 0 100 0 130 30 b 160 60 160 100 130 130 b 100 160 60 160 30 130 b 0 100 0 60 30 30 158)}Secret!" "That's scary!" "Whoa!" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cH8364DB\cH3312A3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "560.727)}An alien in the locker what's that?" "That's kinda creepy" "Whoa!" "Ugh!" "help... me... help me" "please" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "549)\cH38DAE5}The alien is complaining about something." "He's talking to you" "Go Yamazaki he wants Matsumoto!" "That was incredibly creepy!" "Creepy indeed!" "pleeease please!" "291.2)}This?" "243.2)}This?" "I'm hungry... 217.6)}Huh?" "Why am I the only one who is OUT?" "I just smiled..." "Just a little smile..." "I just smiled" "Ow!" "right?" "H-he-He said "Hungry"?" "He said "hungry"?" "Give him some sweets!" "Hungry?" "He's hungry I guess... 537.333)\fnBook Antiqua\cHCFCFCF\shad0\bord5\3cHFFFFFF\t(\fs55)}Hungry" "537.333)\fnBook Antiqua\cHCFCFCF\shad0\bord2.5\t(\fs55)}Hungry" "Oh he said hungry..." "If that's the case" "I wonder if a Baumkuchen would be okay... 696)}Why am I {\alphaHFF}doing this?" "696)}Why am I doing this?" "please stop with painful things and such" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "561.455)}Matsumoto was being attacked by an alien" "HOLY SHIT!" "WHY?" "!" "Holy shit!" "Violence isn't allowed!" "Ow ow ow!" "696)}What the hell?" "{\alphaHFF}Since I came here only painful things happened!" "696)}What the hell?" "Since I came here only painful things happened!" "413.333)\cH000000\3cH3731A5\shad0\bord5}Violence?" "413.333)\cH000000\3cHE3E4EF\shad0\bord2.5}Violence?" "532.533)}I am Hungry 532.533)}I am Hungry" "Enough with this stuff... look he's coming coming coming here..." "Careful!" "remember..." "Take this Yama-chan!" "He's hungry!" "He's famished!" "he's saying to feed him something else..." "Is it no good?" "He has become attached to Housei-san!" "I'm sorry!" "He seems to like him" "It's definitely an alien..." "Yeah... {\cH000000}It's definitely an alien" "I'm sure this will go fine 520)}Thank you~" "520)}Thank you~ 568)}What is your name?" "568)}What is your name?" "thankfully 381.333)}Hosei" "\alphaH00)}my friend" "\alphaH00)}my friend" "That's hilarious" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "564.364)}Proof of the friendship between Hosei and the alien." "that's good" "Everything went fine" "You're good Yama-chan" "Amazing" "He was angry because Matsumoto gave him something?" "Looks like it" "He wanted Yama-chan to feed him..." "That's a little... 556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "598.545)}A situation where the alien wanted to be friends with Housei" "That situation was..." "That was great" "I'm sorry" "You think so?" "I'd say" "When he did this" "I didn't know aliens were so primitive" "He hit me 630)}End of the day... 709)}other planets act the same way huh..." "Violence is everywhere..." "Have we ended with Yama-chan's drawers?" "We have this" "This box" "It's a{\cH000000\4cH1DAE06} rice cake 556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "562.182)}A graceful salt rice cake for the exhausted body" "It's a rice cake stuffed with jam" "Don't say it!" "You shouldn't have talked!" "We figured out by ourselves!" "we got it" "Ouch" "Oww" "My back hurts..." "Is it possible that 696)}this rice cake was placed {\alphaHFF}in order to give it to the alien from before?" "696)this rice cake was placed in order to give it to the alien from before?" "you should have opened the box" "And then give it to the alien though I gave him a Baumkuchen" "And {\cH000000\4cH2420AC}I was almost beaten up by him" "Matsumoto-san right." "I wonder what's inside mine..." "It could even come an empty pattern that's right" "Just stop with gas sprays" "I'm ready" "He's eating so much..." "Nothing here" "Empty" "I seriously don't want the spray!" "Enough with that the spray should be banned" "Uh?" "Looks like a cellular phone..." "It's a mobile phone!" "that's kinda... 582.4)}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "581.818)}Mysterious cellphone uh?" "scary" "{\cH000000\4cH1DAE06}That's one heck of a strange item" "I agree" "Whoa!" "There's something inside" "Hmm?" "It has something inside 437.091)}What's that?" "556)}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "565.818)}Magic Balloon Kit" "What's that?" "Err" "A balloon" "It's one of those long balloons with which you can create dolls one of those?" "uh-uh" "267.2)}Hmm?" "291.2)}Do you know those?" "Uh?" "Did it bring you back some memories?" "Uh?" "What do you mean?" "What's that?" "Well... 0)}I have no idea... why would it be in your drawer?" "607.273)}Doesn't this really brings you up any memory at all?" "250)}Uh..." "None?" "556)\fscx241\fscy143\3cHE3E3E3}m 4 0 l 371 0 b 375 0 375 1 375 8 I 375 8 b 375 24 375 25 371 25 I 3 25 b 0 25 0 24 0 8 b 0 1 0 0 4 0" "560.728)}Matsumoto is hiding something." "Uh?" "If in case there's something" "Please tell us... 332)}Are you practising it?" "this is... you practising?" "this... 332)}You're practising it?" "what are you asking me to do?" "Wait~" "We just don't know!" "Please fill us in..." "What is this meant to mean?" "That's great..."