"[Siren Wailing]" "[People Chattering]" "Hey!" "Aah." " Morning." "Oh." " [Phone Ringing]" " Thank you." " No, thank you." "Hello?" "Hi." "I'm across the street." "Who?" "No." "No, no, there's nothing wrong with the ad layouts." "I checked them myself." "Marjorie just must've gotten the months wrong again." "Yeah." "Okay." "Have you talked to Laslo yet?" "I don't care if he's upset." "Call Peter back and tell him the fashion layouts have to be four pages." "Not seven, not six, not five." "Four." "That's because we changed photographers." "[Man On Phone] You must be kidding." "L..." "I doubled-checked everything." " What's wrong with the ad layouts?" " What's wrong with the ad layouts, Leo?" "I'll tell you what's wrong." "Practically everything, because they're the wrong ad layouts." " Marjorie, I have no idea..." " Why am I standing here looking at 30 pages of wrong layouts?" "I'll tell you why." "Because someone..." "Leo... didn't do their job!" "Okay, the copy on the cover reads "Office Love Affairs:" "How to Get Him and Your Raise."" " Good." " Yeah?" "[Man] Okay, look at me." "Good." "Come in a little closer." " [Camera Lens Shuttering]" " Okay." "Right here." "Great." "Good." "I think we got it." "Carry on." "Papaya diet?" "Big problem." "They're talking about changing the fruit." " What type of fruit?" " I don't know." "They said kiwi or something." " I don't like kiwi." " These came for you." "They're from Frank." "My goodness." "He is so sweet." "He was in London." " Very exotic and expensive." " [Pleasant Sigh]" ""Can't wait to see you." "It's felt like an eternity." How long's he been gone?" " Two days." " Two days?" " Yes." " "Meet me here at 7:30." Ooh, good choice." ""Bring doll"?" "Doll." "He does this kind of thing all the time." "Hula dolls, Polynesian restaurant." "Now just what are you up to?" " It's all part of the surprise." " Thank you." " Surprise?" " Uh-huh." " Sur..." "You're not breaking up with me, are you?" " No." "Okay." "Are you sure?" "Because %69 of all relationships break up in restaurants." "We're not breaking up." "In fact, I want to increase the romance in our lives." " You do?" " Uh-huh." " First, close your eyes." " Now?" " Close them." " Okay." "Now remember all the times you said we never go anywhere... and we're always working and we never have any fun?" " Well, yeah." " Well, open your eyes and look where I'm taking you." " Um..." " Come on." " Oh, you're kidding." " You and me in two weeks." " In two weeks?" "I can't." " Oh-Oh, you can." " I can?" " Uh-huh." "I cleared it with Marjorie." "You did?" "Oh, you're a sneak." "Yeah." "Six days and seven nights... on the secluded tropical island paradise of Makatea." " Yeah." "Yeah." "We arrived 50 minutes late." " Oh, is that a problem?" "No, no, that's fine." "Uh, I'll tell you what." "Why don't I go find the bags, and you, you get to go find the charter, okay?" " I do?" " Yeah, I'll see you in ten minutes." " All right." "Okay." " Sweetie." " Love you." " Love you." " Uh, excuse me." " Aah!" "You son of a bitch!" "You miserable piece of rat shit." "Could you help me?" "I'm looking for Tropical Charters." " You going to Makatea?" " Yes." "Well, we'll be ready in ten... 20 minutes." "But this... this isn't the plane?" " What?" " The plane." "Where's its mommy?" "Oh." "Tropical's plane is laid up in Fiji." "We're fillin' in." "You're in luck." "I'm your pilot." "Uh... [Nervous Chuckle] No." "I can't..." "No." "I, um..." "I can't go in this." "It's, uh..." "It's broken." "No, it's not broken." "It's being maintained." " This is my plane." " Uh-huh." "This is the De Haviland Beaver." "This is one of the safest, most reliable planes ever built." "Sweetie, there a problem?" "Uh, yes." "He, um..." "He seems to think we're gonna go in this old thing." " What?" " Uh, I think..." "I think we could find another charter." "You won't find one." "There's a boat leaves from the port." "It takes three days." " Honey." "Frank." " All right, all right." "Sweetie, I'm sure the plane is perfectly safe." "And I'm sure the pilot is a trained professional." " He is the pilot." " He..." "Well, if you're goin', it'll be 20... 30 minutes." " Gotta get some oil." " Oil." "He's gonna get some oil now?" " Need help with this luggage?" " No." " No, we're good." "All right, everybody tied down?" "Listen, are these really necessary?" "Only if we crash." " Hi." " Everybody, this is Angelica, our flight service director." "Hello." "Thank you." "Hi." "Hello." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Ooh." " Oh, I'm sorry." "Excuse me." " [Chuckles]" " Ooh." " Come here, baby." "Hello." "Are you guys going to Makatea?" " We hope." " Oh, you'll love it." "Are you from the States?" " Yes." " I lived there for a while too." "It's very fun." "Hey, Quinn, look." "Look what I got." " Check it out." " What's that, baby?" "It's a bathing suit, silly." " [Laughing]" " I thought it was an eye patch." "Welcome to Makatea." "Here we are." "Thanks for flying Harris Freight, where frequent flyers earn bonus points good for valuable merchandise." "Hey, you're not trying to steal my vest, are you?" "[Chuckles]" "...Miss Monroe?" " [Both] Yes." " Welcome to Hanaiti." " [Both] Thank you." " I'm Phillipe St. Claire, the general manager." " [Both] Hi." "Can we have the reservation for Mr Martin?" "Oh!" "Oh, this is beautiful!" "Wow!" "Wow!" " Okay." "All right, we're never leaving." " [Sighs]" " Yes." " [Laughs]" "I want this to be the most unforgettable vacation of our lives." "Dd [Slow]" " Havin' a good time?" " Oh, honey, I'm havin' a great time." " Hey, you know what today is?" " What?" " It's our anniversary." " We have an anniversary?" "Yeah, unofficially." " Three years ago today, we first met." " Today?" "Today." "You don't remember?" "We fought over a cab." " Oh, I called you a jerk." "Yes." "Yes." " Oh, great, that you remember." " Sorry." " That's okay." "It was all part of love's odyssey." " Odyssey?" " Mm-hmm." "If I asked, "Would you wear something special for me tonight..."" "What'd you have in mind?" " This." " [Gasps]" "Will you marry me?" "Dd [Calypso]" "D The Calypsonians d d Were all gathered together d d Singin' such a mournful tune d d I don't know if it was in the summertime d d It could be the month of May or June d" "[Laughs] I'll be back in a second, okay?" "All right." "D Over lovin' Over, over, over d d Over lovin' you dd" "[Belches]" " I always thought this was a beautiful island, - [Gasps]" "But with you here, it is even more beautiful." " [Scoffs]" " How long have you been on Makatea?" " You're kidding, right?" " No." "You brought me here..." "today." "Five hours ago?" " Oh." "So much has happened since then..." " [Chair Breaks]" "Oh!" "Oops." "Oopsy." "Wow." "There you go." "[Chuckles]" " I slipped." " Yeah." "So where is your, uh, copilot?" "Oh, she's busy with the tourists." "Well, that sounds like you don't like us." "Oh, no." "Never bite the hand that feeds... uh, your mouth." " [Laughs]" " Whatever." "Besides, you know, they're..." "they're good for a laugh. [Chuckles]" " You're a big laugher, are you?" " Oh, yeah." " Oh." " Mm-hmm." "They come here looking for "the magic,"" "expecting to find romance... when they can't find it any other place." " Maybe they will." " [Scoffs]" "It's an island, babe." "If you don't bring it here, you won't find it here." "Oh, heavy." "Pilot and philosopher." " Let me buy you a drink." " Hey, I'm here with somebody." "You remember him?" "He came in with me." "[Groans] I meant both of you." "No, you didn't." " You're from New York, aren't you?" " Hey, is everything okay?" " Well, hi." "Nice to see you again." " Yeah, you too." " Let me buy you a drink." " Oh, that's very..." " Let's go." " Oh, but we're leaving." "And so..." " Well, maybe some other time..." " Ta-ta." "I'll buy you a drink." "Okay." "Bye." " Was he bothering you?" " Oh, no." "Was he hitting on you?" "From over there, it looked like he was hitting on you." " Maybe a little..." " He was?" "Do you want me to do something about it?" " Like what?" " Hey, I don't go to the gym every day just to watch old guys shower." " You know, I will..." " Really?" "Really?" "[Frank] Well done, ocean." "Well done, sky." "[Miss Monroe] Well done, mai tais." "[Chuckles] Well done, silicone." "Oh, my." " Hey." " Ow. [Chuckles]" "Hey, I'm..." "I'm getting a little toasty here." "You want me to put some cream on you, honey?" "You'd do that for me?" "You'd cream me up?" "[Laughs] Only for you." "Where is it?" "Excuse me." "Miss Monroe?" "You have a phone call." " I do?" " You could take it at the bar." " What..." "Who would be calling you here?" " I have no idea." "I'll be back." " Could I get two mai tais, please?" " Yes, ma'am." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Look, I know you're on vacation, but this is a dire emergency." " Oh, no." " The photo shoot's on, but it's an availability nightmare." "Vendela and Evander Holyfield only have a mutual 17-hour window." "If we don't get them now, nobody's available for four months... and we lose them for the May cover." "There's gotta be somebody closer whose life you can screw up." "That's the ironic thing, dear." "There's not." "Vendela's in Sydney." "Evander's in Osaka." "I threw Taylor on a plane this morning to Papeete." " Tahiti?" " Yes." "They're all coming to you." "All you have to do is fly back to Tahiti, babysit the shoot, fly back out." " Fifteen hours at the most." " Look, this is complicated." "Uh..." "Frank proposed to me last night." "Oh, my God!" "This is so exciting!" "Sweetie, I'm so happy for you!" "Well, I'm glad, but the point is... what kind of message am I sending to Frank if the day after our betrothal..." "I'm leaving him to go on some photo shoot?" "An excellent message." "This is the perfect opportunity to establish parameters." "Oh, God." "I read somewhere that %38.6 of all women... are pressured into quitting their jobs in the first year of marriage." "Marjorie, you read that in our magazine, and we made it up." "Oh, please, Robin, please." "Please, please, Robin." "Please." "Deal." "Oh, good!" "Do you have a way back to Tahiti?" "Oh, yeah." "I can..." "[Groans]" " [Moaning] - [Patting]" "Feels good?" "Yeah?" " [Moaning Continues] - [Massaging Continues]" " [Moans Loudly]" " Don't move a muscle." " Lay down." "Stay." " [Moans]" " Hi." " Oh, hi." " I'm looking for..." " Quinny, it's for you." " Hi there." " Ohh." "I'm really sorry to interrupt you." "I sort of have an emergency." "Emergency?" "What's goin' on?" "Well, my boss called me, and she wants me to go to Tahiti tonight." "Well, uh, I'm sort of on my layover here." "Right." "Would $500 cut your layover short?" "Um..." "Baby, wanna go to Papeete?" "I can't." "I have a show tonight." "Tuesday is Tamure night." "Uh, it's Tamure night." "My hands are tied." "Oh." "That's for later." "[Chuckles]" "You know, I'm stuck." "I, I..." "This is really important." "You'd be doing me a tremendous favour." "How would 700 be?" "Okay." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Great." " I'll meet you at the plane, and give me an hour." "Great!" "Thank you." "Honey, it's a known fact that %38.6 of all women... are pressured into quitting their jobs the first year of marriage." "That was in your magazine." "You probably made it up." "If you had to work, I would understand." "That's because you're not as romantic as I am." "Ohh." "So come with me." " No." " How come?" "Because if I go with you, I'll resent the fact that I'm there." "If I stay here, I'll miss you, but you'll feel guilty." " I like that better." " Come on." "It's only for one night." " Hubby." " Say that again." "What, hubby?" " I like that." "Say it." " Hubby." " Ready to go." " Is it safe to fly?" " It is with me." " Oh, you're that good, huh?" "I'm the best you've ever been with." "I'm not sure I trust your equipment." " We may be old, but we're sturdy." " Mm-hmm." " What's all this?" " Hotel overstocks, local trinkets." "I was gonna fly 'em to Tahiti tomorrow, but with your job, I got a twofer." "[Chuckles] How handy for you." "Excuse me." "I just wanna keep this from flying at you." "There we go." " Do you have my, uh, money?" " Oh, yes." " Thank you." " It's all there." "I trust you." "So what kind of work do you do back there in New York?" "I'm an assistant editor for a magazine called Dazzle." " Dazzle?" " Yeah." " Never heard of that one." " You're not exactly the demographic we shoot for." "[Chuckles]" "Uh, this is it." "Dazzle." ""Your Derriere:" "Five Exercises to Tame the Beast."" ""Ten Ways to Light His Fire."" " For pete sake." " [Thunderclap]" "Ten ways to light his fire." " You know how a woman gets a man excited?" " How?" "She shows up, and that's it." "We're guys." "We're easy." "Of course, for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, can you?" " [Thunderclap]" " Does that advice come with the 700..." " [Rain Falling]" " Or do I need to pay extra for that?" "It's on the house." "Thanks." "Dd [Native Drums]" "Um, island flight watch, Beaver 0318." "We are 3,500 on a heading of 110." "Looking for a weather update, please, along our route of flight." " [Radio Static] - [Man's Voice Breaking Up] Be advised southwesterly..." "Say again." "[Static Continues]" "[Turns Radio Off]" "I'm sorry." "This weather came up quicker than anybody anticipated." "We're gonna have to turn back to Makatea." " It's just not worth the risk." " Uh, all right." "A line of squalls has got us boxed in." "Tighten up your seat belt." "It's gonna get bumpy." " Wha..." " [Loud Bang]" "Uh, you don't... you don't mind if I just... come sit up here with you?" " Aah!" " Get your seat belt on." " What are those?" " Uh, Xanax." "My doctor prescribed them for situations of tension." "I think this qualifies." " Give me a couple." " You just drive." "[Thunderclaps]" " What are you taking now?" " Xanax." "[Slurred] My doctor prescribed them for situations of "sension."" "Give me those." "[Gasps] Whoo!" "Hey!" "That was close, huh?" "Whoo." "[Static Humming]" "That was more than close." "That hit us." " No?" " Shit!" "Fried the radios." "Oh, no." "That's bad, huh?" "Mayday, Mayday, Mayday." "Beaver 0318." "We're unable to maintain altitude." "Can anybody hear this?" " Mayday, Mayday, Mayday." " Attention Kmart shoppers!" "Snow shovels are on sale for 12.99." "Put that down!" "I'm unable to maintain altitude." " Dd [Humming]" " Forty miles, south-southeast of Makatea." "D Mayday, Mayday, Mayday dd" "How many of those things did you take?" "Um..." "You know, I just don't know." " Look." " What?" "We're in trouble here." "I want you to sit back, be quiet," " [Tightens Seat Belt]" " Keep your seat belt tight and let me fly this thing." "Yes, sir." "There's an island down there." "I can see a beach." "I'm gonna set us down." "Okey-dokey." "[Engine Sputtering]" "[Gasps]" " Rock on the beach!" "There's a rock on the beach!" " Son of a bitch!" "[Thunderclap]" "Blah." "[Gasps]" " [Groans]" " Good morning." "Could you get me a cup of coffee?" "Oh, sure." "I'll get right on it, ma'am." "Oh, God." "What..." " Where are we?" " Here." "Where?" "Where?" "Somewhere between Makatea and Tahiti." "That's..." "That's the best I can do for you." "Whoa!" "What happened?" "It crumpled the landing gear when we hit." "Well, aren't you gonna fix it?" "I mean, can't we..." "can't we reattach it somehow?" "Oh, sure." "We'll, like, glue it back on." "How's that?" " Aren't you one of those guys?" " What guys?" "Those guy guys." "You know, those guys with skills." " Skills?" " Yeah." "You send them out into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-Tip... and they build you a shopping mall." " You can't do that?" " No." "No, I can't do that." " But I can do this." " [Mouth Pops]" "Does that help?" "I can get us out of here." " Oh, good." " Yeah." "Hey." "Right?" "Huh?" "Phone, huh?" "[Laughs]" " I'm gonna get us out of here..." " [Dialling]" "Pronto." "Come on, phone." "[Groans]" "So, what are we, like, shipwrecked?" " How do you want it?" " Excuse me?" "Do you want it sugarcoated or right between the eyes?" "You pick." "We've only got one wheel, so we can't take off." "Lightning fried the radio and the emergency location transmitter." "Air-Sea will probably try a rescue, but without a beacon to hone in, it's like trying to find a flea on an elephant's ass." "The only thing we've got is... this flare gun and a single flare." "Is it too late to get it sugarcoated?" "That was sugarcoated." "Well, then, what's the bad news?" "The bad news is we may be here for a..." "long time." "You and me, for a long, long... long, long, long, long time." "Well, I want my $700 back." " What?" " You heard me." "My $700, I want it back." "You said you were gonna take me to Tahiti." "You didn't." "Give it back." "Come on." "One, two, three..." " [Gasps]" " I figure I got you halfway." "Halfway?" "Halfway?" " Halfway!" " Halfway?" "Whoo!" "Halfway!" "Oh, boy, you're good!" "Whoo!" "You got me halfway!" "That's fantastic!" "Wha..." "What are you doin'?" "Hey, hey!" "Get away from my plane!" " Goddam it, get out of there!" " I'm gonna do something." " Hey, leave that stuff alone!" " You shut up." "Come on now." "Get out of there." "What do you think you're doin'?" "Leave my stuff al..." "Hey, hey." "Come on!" " What's this?" "It's a boat." " It's a life raft." " We can use that to get off the island." " Where are you gonna go?" "You don't even know where you are." "Last thing you wanna do is... go bouncing' around the ocean in an eight-foot blow-up boat." " Don't tell me what I want!" " Give that to me." "Give it!" " Hey, don't pull on that!" "Leave it alone!" " [Air Hissing]" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Get me out..." "No!" "[Muffled Groan]" "Get me out of here." "[Panting]" "Get me..." "Get me out of here!" "[Groaning]" "You gonna stop acting like a lunatic?" " [Garbled] Fuck you!" " Pardon me?" "What'd you say?" "[Life Raft Squeaking]" "That's what I thought you said." "Dd [Island]" "Yeah." " Mr Martin?" " Hmm?" " There's a telephone call for Miss Monroe." " Oh." "I'll take it." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Uh, this is Frank Martin." "Who is..." "Oh, hi, Marjorie." "It's Frank." "No, she..." "she left yesterday." "What?" "Marie, it's Phillippe at Makatea." "Quinn flew a lady back to you last night." "Can you look if the De Haviland is at the gate?" "No, I'll wait." "I ran into Tony." "He said that Quinny didn't make Tahiti." "Hold on, Angelica." "We don't know anything yet." "Yes, Marie, right here." "Ahhh." "Bon." "Get Air-Sea Rescue, Marie, and call me back." " Oh, my God." " Oh, no." "Come on." "You wanna drink water, you gotta haul water." "Let's go." " What are you lookin' at?" " Nothin'." " Somethin'." " Nothin'." " Oh, don't give me that." "You were ogling." " "Ogling"?" " Yeah." " Ogling?" "Let me ask you something." " What?" " When you go into a store to buy something like that, what do you say to the clerk, "Give me that outfit so nobody will look at me?"" "No, I like people looking, just not you." " If it makes you feel any better, you're not my type." " Oh, good." " Why?" " "Why"?" "Yeah." "I'm making conversation." "Why?" "You talk too much." "You're opinionated." "You're stubborn, sarcastic and stuck-up." "Your ass is too narrow, and your tits are too small." " Hey, you wanna know why you're not my type?" " Nope." " [Speaking French]" " Bonjour." "Bonjour." "Parlez vous..." " I'm American." " Oh, thank God." " Tom Morrow." "I'll take you up." " Frank." "Listen." "So how do we find 'em?" "We're gonna fly over the water and look out the window." "Wha..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "That's it?" "What about the modern technology?" "Don't you have satellites, lasers," " Mr Martin, just take your seat." " Heat-seeking kind of..." " I'm Ricky." " Yeah, great." "I'm Frank." " Listen, money is no object, all right?" " Yeah." "Just get in." "Try breathing very deeply." "I find that helpful." "[Inhaling, Exhaling Deeply]" "If they went into the water, it's only been 12 hours." "It's a good chance we'll find 'em." "[Frank] Okay." "Hey, Bwana, why don't you let me lead for a while?" "[Quinn] Okay." "This'll be interesting." "Ohh." "Now there." "You see?" "I found it." "Come on, Quinny." "[Groans]" "Oh, my God." "Oh, it's beautiful." " [Snorting]" " Quinn, this is... [Gasps]" "[Shouting] Ooh!" "Oooh!" " Hey!" "Hey, hey, hey." "Hold on." " Whoa!" " What are you doin'?" " What the hell's that?" " It's a pig." "What are you worried about?" " [Snorting]" "He's more afraid of us than we..." "Watch." "Ha!" "Go on." "Go on." "Go on!" "Get out of here." "Ho-ha!" "Ha." "[Gasps]" " [Snorting]" " Come on." "Come on." " Whoa." " Come on. [Growls]" " Hey, Quinn." " Huh?" "What?" "What?" "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but..." "I'm having a bit of a problem." "What's the problem?" "Some sort of creature has just swum up my pants." "I'm guessin'..." "I'm guessin' a snake." "Oh." "That's bad." "So, uh, what do I do?" "I mean, I could reach down and... and grab it." "No." "That..." "That could be risky." "Might be poisonous." "Well, right." "But on the other hand, if it's poisonous and will bite me, do I want to allow it to continue to swim around in my shorts?" " All good questions." " Would you just give me some advice?" "Just advice, input, anything." "Give it to me." "I'm very open at this particular juncture, all right?" " Just stand still." " Still." " Stand still." " What are you doing?" " Relax." " Right." "[Groans] Oh, God." " Oh, no." " What?" " Not good." " What?" "Wha... [Stammering]" "Shh." "I'm trying to concentrate here." "Okay." "Okay." "Now, let's see." "[Groans]" "Better not catch you smiling." "Ooo-ooo." "[Screaming]" "[Sighs]" "Thanks." "Well, I'm not without skills." "[Whistling]" "Whoa." "You goin' on a date?" " Do you like it?" " Why the fashion statement?" " Goin' huntin'." " Ooh, for what?" "No." "You wouldn't." "They are magnificent creatures." "And I hear they taste just like chicken." "Chicken?" "Dd [Humming]" "D Paradise d dd [Humming Continues]" "Hey." "[Smacking Lips]" "Maybe I should have a taste." "You know, just in case somebody asks me someday, "Have you ever had peacock?"" " I can say, "Yes, I have."" " You won't regret it." "Okay, perfect." "Whoo!" "Ah." "Oh." "Oh, my God." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Wow." "Chicken." "Okay, chicken." "[Chuckles]" "Have you always been a pilot?" "All my grownup life." " Like doing what?" " All kinds of flying." " Mm-hmm." " I had my own very successful business." "What happened?" "Well," "I found a better way of life, that's all." "Like what?" "Came out here, got a nice little house on a beautiful beach." " Mm-hmm." " Got my plane." "Uh-uh." "Doing what I want to do." "Got peace and quiet." "Livin' the life every man dreams of." "Well, yeah, until they're 12." "[Chuckles]" "I'm sorry." "That was out of line." " No." " I'm just..." "I'm just cranky, you know, from being shipwrecked." "[Chuckles]" "[Humming]" "Look at that sky." "You don't see a sky like that in New York City." "No, that's a good sky." " Whoa." " All right." "Sorry." "[Chuckling]" "I'm just a little tipsy." "Good night." "Good night." "Suave." "Really suave." "[Plane Engine Droning Overhead]" "Oh, my God." "It's a plane." "Oh." "A plane." "What do..." "Uh, a flare." "We need the flare." "Uh, Quinn?" "Quinn?" "Uh, get up!" "There's a plane!" "Okay." "[Grunts]" "Flare!" "Jesus." "Okay." " [Groans] - [Screams]" " Hey, baby." " Oh, no." "Oh, boy." "Oh." " [Groans]" " Oh, no." " Oh." "Uh-oh." "Oh, no." " [Fire Crackling]" "Oh, nuts." "[Gasps, Stammers]" "What's..." "[Moans]" "What the hell did you do?" "What the..." "You..." "You wasted our only goddam flare... to shoot a goddam palm tree?" "I wouldn't have shot the goddam tree if you hadn't rolled into me." "I was trying to signal the goddam plane." "What..." "What goddam plane?" "That goddam plane." " That goddam plane?" " Yeah." "That's a commercial airliner." "It's five miles high goin' 600 miles an hour." "They wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were lookin' for it, much less a flare!" "How was I supposed to know that?" "If you hadn't drunken yourself into a coma, maybe you could have told me that." " You know what you've done?" "You know what you've done?" " What?" "You've taken our one good chance of being found and pissed it away!" "Don't you dare blame this on me." "If you were half a pilot, we wouldn't be on this island!" "I am the best goddam pilot you're ever gonna meet!" "Ha!" "I've flown with you twice." "You've crashed half the time!" "And there is nothing wrong with my tits!" "There's so much water." "Don't worry." "Wherever they are, Quinny is going to take good care of your girlfriend." "What do you mean by that?" " [Panting]" " Come on." "Let's pick up the pace a little." " I wanna get to the top before dark." " [Gasps]" "[Loud Rumbling]" "[Gasps]" "[Screaming]" "Goddam!" "I've had just about as much vacation as I can stand." "[Grunting]" "[Groaning]" " Stop." "Stop." " Stop?" " Stop!" "Stop." " What?" "What?" "[Yelps]" "We better find the beacon." "This way." "[Grunts]" "[Robin] That beacon better be up there." "Look." "The storm blew us southwest 40 minutes." "A good chance this is Tamitange." "Ah, Tamitange." "Well, that explains everything." "There's a radio navigation beacon on top of Tamitange." "We find it." "We shut it down." "They come out and fix it." "We're rescued." "It took them two years to fix the streetlight outside my apartment." "Wow, this is beautiful, huh?" "[Sighs] So where's the beacon?" " Huh?" " Uh..." "Oh, let me see." "It's this one?" "Tamitange, the one with the funny-shaped peninsula to the north." "Yeah." "Well, that..." "that's north, right?" " Right?" " Yeah." "There's no peninsula." "Who stole the peninsula?" "[Chuckles]" "No." "This isn't Tamitange?" "Um..." " Uh..." " So there is no beacon... that we're gonna turn off and they're gonna come fix it and find us?" "Um, well, we could be, um..." "[Sighs] We could be further to the south." "[Sighs] This could be Mata Nui." "Mata Nui?" "And what's on Mata Nui?" "Us." "What?" "Wait, wait." "What are you doin'?" "Son of a bitch!" "Goddam it!" "[Angry Muttering]" "[Muttering Stops]" "Uh, please don't do that again." " I just want one goddam thing to go right." " Oh, God." "I know." "Come on." "Ever since we've been here, you've been so confident." "You have all the answers." "Well, I'm the captain." "That's my job." "It's no good for me to go waving my arms in the air and screaming," ""Oh, shit!" "We're gonna die!"" "[Sighs] Doesn't evoke much confidence, does it?" "No, no, that does not." "I need you to be my confident captain." "I can't tell you how difficult this is gonna be for me... if you lose it." "Okay." "Okay." " I'm all right now." " Good, good." "Good." "[Exhales]" "Qui-Quinn." "Quinn." "What?" "What?" "What do you need?" "Hey." "Come on." "Get out of that." "What do you want?" "[Whispering] L..." "Look, look, look!" "Come here." "Oh, yes." "It's a boat." "Looks like they're puttin' into that cove." "Yeah, well, how do we signal 'em?" " A flare'd be nice." " Don't start." "Come on." "What do we do?" "How do we get down there?" " We go, uh, down the mountain..." " Yeah." "Up the mountain, down the mountain." " We get to our life raft and... hope they'll still be there in the morning." " Uh-huh." "Come on." "[Grunting, Groaning]" "Oh, God." "[Grunting, Breathing Heavily]" " Come on." "I'll take over." " Oh, God." "Thanks." "So what's the deal with you and, um..." "Mm." " Angelica." " Yeah." "There's no deal." "We're friends." "She works at the hotel a couple of months a year." "We have some laughs, keep it simple." "Well, has it always been simple, or has there ever been anyone complicated?" "That's a yes." "Yes?" "How complicated?" "Scale from one to ten." " Twelve." " Twelve?" "God, what happened?" "Well, tragically, she, uh... she..." "Died?" "Oh, my God, I'm so..." " No, she didn't die." " I'm so..." "Oh." " Why..." "You gonna let me tell the story or what?" " Oh, I'm sorry." "Sure." "Tell it." "She, uh... fell in love with somebody else." "Not just somebody else." "My best friend." "My partner." "The guy I was in business with." "God." "What did you do?" "Well, I, uh, bowed out, gave 'em my blessing." "Are they still together?" "No. [Laughs] They broke up." " Uh." " Not before I sold 'em my half of the business." "I came out here, got my plane, never looked back." "Best thing that ever happened to me." " There are two boats." " What?" "Two boats?" "Two boats." "Ah!" "[Chuckles] Look." "God, this is great, huh?" "Hello!" "[Robin] Hello!" " Whoo!" " Sit down!" "We gotta get outta here!" " Why?" "Why?" " We gotta get outta here." " What? "Get out of here"?" "What are you talking about?" " Shit." "Shit, shit, shit." "Oh, my God." " Uh, who-who are they?" " Pirates." "Pi..." "Pirates, as in "argh"?" " [Mumbling]" " Smugglers." "Thieves." "They rob boats." ""Rob..." "Rob boats"?" "They just killed a guy." "They could kill us, too, just for bein' here." " Just for seeing' 'em." " What?" "[Speaking Foreign Language]" "[Men Shouting]" " Shit." "He just saw me." " We got company." "[Gasping]" " Oh." " [Man] Out, out, out." "Ohh." "Oh, no." "They just lowered a boat." " What kind of a boat?" " A motorboat." " Shit, shit." " Oh." " [Man Shouting]" " Whoo-hoo!" "Let's go." "Move 'em out." "Oh, God!" "Row faster!" " Go, go, go!" " [Shrieking]" "[Panting]" "[Grunting]" "[Both Panting]" "I can't!" "Yes, you can." "[Foreign Language]" "What?" "What?" " Go." " Where?" "Why?" "[Grunting]" "[Chuckling]" "Uh!" "God!" "Oh!" " [Screaming]" " Don't!" "Let's not make this difficult." "That was a very stupid thing to do." " Now I'm gonna have to kill you." "Say goodbye." " [Cocks Gun]" "We've got gold." "Up." " Gold?" " Gold." "Yeah." "We've got gold." "I'm a jewellery designer." "I design jewellery with gold and precious stones." " Precious stones l-like, um..." " I have..." "I have sold to all the finest stores, and, um, we've got display cases on the boat... because, uh, we're expanding the business in the Far East..." "But that's my husband's end of the business." " Cause I-I-I'm in m-marketing." "I'm..." " Whiz." "You're a whiz." " [Exhales] - [Foreign Language]" "Take us to the boat." "[Foreign Language]" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come on." "[Robin Screams]" "Oh, my God." "Now what?" "[Panting]" " We go on three." " Oh." " One, two..." " I can't!" "You go." "Save yourself." " I'm sorry." " For kissing me?" "No." "For this." "[Screaming]" "Huh." "[Foreign Language]" "Damn!" "Damn." "You know how some people say you... you don't know what you had until you lose it?" " Mm." " It's a load of crap." "I knew what I had." "L..." "God, I loved her..." "love her." "Love her." "Not to insult you, but I don't think men know what love is." "I mean..." " I do." " Yeah?" " L..." "I do." " Well, guys..." "They tell me they love me all the time." "Well, I'm sure at least some of them mean it." "No, they don't." "[Gasping]" " Do you think they gave up?" " I don't know." "We shouldn't go back to the camp." "The plane's too easy to spot." "I am so scared." "If it makes you feel any better, I'm a little scared myself." "Uh, no." "No, that does not make me feel better." " I thought that's what women wanted." " What?" "Men who weren't afraid to cry, who were in touch with their feminine side." "No, not when they're being chased by pirates." "They like 'em mean and armed." "Whoa." "This is not a good island for aeroplanes." "It's a Japanese World War II float plane." "It's been up there for 50 years." "Jesus." "You don't think there's any way that you could..." "Nah." "Nah." "This looks like a safe place to spend the night." "I'm gonna see if there's anything I can use up there." "Dd [Soft Reggae]" "Hi." "Hey." "This is me here." "Whoo!" "We gotta meet them at 6:00 A.M." "They're gonna widen the search." "I may be too drunk to wake up at 6:00 A.M." "I know how-how..." "Are you sure you're okay?" "You're..." "You're fine?" "Yeah, I'm..." "[Chuckles] I'm just going to..." "take a shower and get into bed." " Are you okay?" " I'm good." "Yeah." "I mean, do you want to stay here tonight?" "Stay?" "Yeah." "With me?" "I mean, you probably think I'm being slutty or something, but I'm feeling bad and you're feeling bad... and I'd really like for you to stay." "I" " I just don't..." "Yeah." "Sure." "Why not?" " Yeah?" " No, no, I can't." "I mean, I'm-I'm still clinging to-to hope." "And if I..." "I mean, if we..." "You know..." "Holy..." " No." " No?" " N-No." "L..." " Mm." "Are you sure?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "No, I seem to be leaving the room." "[Fire Crackling]" "Breadfruit." " It's not bread." " It's not fruit." "I wanna kiss you." "I really liked kissing you." "I liked kissing you." "But?" "But if I start, I'm not gonna be able to stop." " Sounds good." " Doesn't it?" "[Sighs] I" " I, oh... can't." "We should get some sleep." "Hmm." "Come here." "[Sighs]" "This feels good... and safe." "It feels good and safe." "[Sawing]" "[Gasping, Panting]" "[Birds Squawking]" " Good morning." " Wh..." "What-What are you doing?" " I got a plan." " Good." "Anything I can do to help?" " Yeah." " [Knocking]" "[Angelica] Yeah." "Just a second." "[Dog Barking]" "What is it?" "What's wrong?" "Angelica, the helicopter is going up in 20 minutes." " If you're going, vite, huh?" " Twenty min..." "Oh, jeez, I didn't realize it was..." "Okay." "Thank you, Phillippe." "Tell them I'm on my way, okay?" "Oh." "[French]" "The helicopter's going up in 20 minutes." "Oh, God, what did..." "what did I do?" "And how many times did I do it?" " Are you okay?" " Huh?" "No, no, this was wrong." "This was all wrong." "Excuse me." "How could you say that?" "N" " No." "I mean, everything you did was very right." "But what I did was wrong." "This is wrong." "[Groans] No, no." "It's just we are going through a terrible ordeal." "It's like..." "when after a funeral..." " Yeah?" " Everybody has sex." " Not everybody." " No?" " No." " Oh." "What?" "Nothin'." "You know that woman I was telling you about?" "The heartbreaker?" "She was my wife." " Oh." " Twelve years." "Do you have any kids?" "No, we didn't have any kids, thank God." "But I always wanted kids." "Bunches of them." "Really?" "There's still time." "[Chuckling]" "Look." "Come on." "How old are you?" "Well, what do..." "How old do you think I am?" "Hmm." "Let me think." "Guess." "Forty-five?" "Forty-eight?" "Fifty." "You 50?" " You still look good." " I still am good." "Let's get these apart." "We gotta take 'em down one by one." "You first." "Careful." "[Grunting, Gasping]" "[Gasping]" " You all right?" " I'm fine." " Okay, your turn." " Eeew." "Mmm, mmm." "How can I eat?" "I'm scum." "I'm garbage." "This experience has tested me and has revealed no character whatsoever." "Stop beating yourself up." "You're a guy." "You can't help it." "Mr Martin, forgive me." "I just heard they decided to call off the search." "I'm sorry." "But that's it?" "Wh..." "Okay!" "It's working!" "Keep comin'." "Push." "[Panting]" " Ready?" " All right." "Put her down." "[Gunfire]" " Oh, shit." "Look!" " Oh." " [Screaming]" " Get out of here." "Too far back to the right." "[Yelling, Coughing]" "[Gasping]" " Oh, God." "Are you okay?" " Aah!" " Oh!" " [Groaning]" "Oh, you're hit!" "It's not bad." " It's not bad. [Grunts]" " Oh!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[Groaning] I'm in!" "I'm in!" "Get in the plane!" "Hurry!" "Hurry." "Hurry, hurry up!" "Hurry." "Okay." "Come on." "Come on." "Fire!" "Damn!" "Get out of my way!" "Reload!" "[Shouting]" " [Both Shouting]" " Take off!" "Take off!" "[Grunting]" "[Gasping] We're gonna hit 'em." "We're gonna hit 'em!" "Give me a hand." "Pull!" " Pull, pull." " Pull!" "Let's do it!" "[Grunting]" "[Grunting]" " [Man] Hit the..." " [All Shouting]" "Come on." "Come on." "Stay with me here." "Stay with me." "You're doin' great." "Come on." "Look, I should tell you a few things about aeroplanes." "Why is that?" "'Cause I may not be conscious when it comes time to land this thing." "Oh, shit." "Take the controls." "I want you to get a feel for the yoke." "You're serious, aren't you?" "I got it." "Okay." " Okay." " Okay, sw..." "Hey!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" " Small corrections." " Sorry." " Small corrections." " [Whispering] S-Small." " Just look at the horizon." "When we get there, you're gonna line up... about a hundred feet out from the beach." "[Whispering] A hundred feet out from the beach." "Dd [Dirge]" "Dd [Stops]" "[Priest Shouting Foreign Language]" "We are here today... to honour two fine people:" "Miss Robin Monroe and an old friend, Mr..." "[Crying] Father, please forgive me, for I have sinned." "I've been bad, very bad." "Oh, God." "Quinn?" "Quinn, don't make me do this alone." "Please, Quinn, don't make me do this alone." "Shit." "I would say a few words about our friend, Quinn Harris." " [Aeroplane Approaching]" " He was the kind of man who..." "It's Quinny!" "It's Quinny!" "Look!" "All right." "Lined up with the beach." "Uh, throttle to 65 knots." "What the hell's a knot?" "It's Quinny!" "Look!" " [Woman] Oh!" " Thank..." "Thank you, God!" "Uh, flaps." "Flaps, flaps." "Okay." "All right." "Nose slightly elevated for landing." "Here we go." "And, help me, God." "[Screaming]" "Oh, my God!" "I'm coming, sweetie!" " [All Talking] - [Man] Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Oh." "Quinn." "Quinn." "Quinn, Quinn!" "Oh." "Hey." "We did it." "[Frank] I'm coming, Robin!" "Sweetie, hold..." "[Grunts]" " Robin." "Oh, my God, you're alive." " Hey, Frank." " Wh..." "You're hurt." "You're hurt." " No, no." "I'm fine, I'm fine." " He needs a doctor." "Get him..." "Get him a doctor." " A doctor!" "We need a doctor!" "Come on." "Come on, sweetie." " Quinny, are you okay, baby?" " [Man] Can you move your leg?" "Be careful." "Are you okay, baby?" " Be careful." " [Man] Steady, steady, steady." "They brought the tea." " Oh, great." " Do you want some honey, sweetie?" "Sure." "The guy said the, uh, hotel's offered us a month's free stay anytime we want." "Oh." "They're probably afraid I'm gonna sue them." "[Chuckling]" " How are you feeling?" "Are you all right?" " Oh, yeah." "I'm just, you know, tired." "Ooh." "Ah." "There we go." "I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I didn't get much sleep." "[Sighs] Frank." "Come here." "Come here." "Sit down." "It was terrible." "I mean..." "I think deep down, I, uh..." "I never expected to see you again." "You know?" "I was..." "I was lost." "I was..." "We're just people, you know?" "You know, Robin?" "We're not perfect." "I mean, under that kind of pressure..." "I mean, people do things, you know?" "I mean, you don't know right and wrong." "You're cra..." "You're nuts." "You know, you..." "[Chattering]" "Hi." "Oh, hi." "Keeping busy?" "Yeah." " How are you?" " Good." "Good, thanks." "This is... not so bad." "How 'bout you... your..." " It's fine." " Good." "[Chuckles] What's the deal here?" "Deal?" "With us?" " What do you mean?" " You know what I mean." "Was what happened on that island anything?" "Or was it just something that happens to two people... when they're alone on an island together?" "It was something." " "Something"?" " Yeah." "So... now what?" "Look, I'm-I'm pretty set in my ways, and... you got all kinds of possibilities." "You-You deserve someone... fresher." "Don't you think that's up to me to decide?" "Let's be smart about this." "You're not gonna move out here and become my copilot, and I'm not gonna go to New York and be your receptionist, so..." "Where does that leave us?" "I don't know." "I guess it leaves us nowhere." "So let's not complicate things." "Oh, I forgot you like things simple." " Right." " Right." "Well, good luck." "Good luck to you too." "I hope everything works out... for you." "So how's that shoulder today?" "Need something for the pain?" "Yeah." "Well, 14 more hours, then back to reality." " Frank?" " Hmm?" "I don't think we should get married." "What?" "How come?" "Because I think it's wrong for two people... to get married when something is hanging over their heads." "Oh, God, I'm sorry." "Robin, I'm sorry." "I was..." "I was..." "I was distraught, and then she took off her blouse." "I was, "Oh, my God."" "But I-I walked away." "I did." "I went back to our room." "I tried to go to sleep, but I thought of you." "I thought..." "Oh, I didn't know if you were dead or what." "So I went back to her bungalow, you know, just to... and she..." "Robin, she answered the door with... [Stutters]" "[Exhales Sharply] On." " Who?" " Angelica." "You slept with Angelica?" "Who slept?" "Are you ki..." "Didn't you know?" "How would I know?" "Wait a minute." "You just said there was something hanging over our..." "What do you..." "Wh..." "What do you mean?" "Quinn and me." "Aha!" "Oh, Frank, something happened." "Something happened that shouldn't have happened if you and I were really..." " In love." " [Sighs]" "[Female Announcer Speaking In French]" "[Announcer] Flight number 38 to Honolulu, all ticketed passengers should board immediately." "Bon voyage, madame." "Monsieur?" "Bon voyage." "Madame?" "Bon voyage." "Monsieur?" " Eh-uh!" " [Woman] Aah!" "Hey!" "Sorry." "Hey!" "Hey-Hey!" "Where's the p..." "plane to New York?" "Right there." "[Breathing Heavily]" "I" " I'm sorry." "I just had to get off the plane." " [Man Commenting]" " L..." "Well, I'm sorry I delayed the flight." "Listen." "I just wanted..." "[Continue Talking]" "I don't speak any French." "I just needed to get off the plane." "Where are all my bags?" "[Continue Talking]" "You don't speak any?" "Neither one of you speak any English at all?" " What's in my bags is illegal?" " [French]" "W" " Wait a minute." "Oh, please don't search my bags." " It's just important that I stay h..." " [Continues]" " You're here." " [Man] Bonjour, Quinn. [French]" "[Speaks French Haltingly]" "Mon ami." "Merci." "Why..." "Why did you get off the plane?" "[Panting]" "Wha..." "Why didn't you..." "Why did you come here?" "I've decided my life is..." "too simple." " It is?" " Yeah." "I wanna... wanna complicate the hell out of it." "Ohh." "[Robin] So, uh, where are we goin'?" "[Quinn] Um, your place is in New York, right?" " Uh-huh. - [Chuckles] I don't think I can wait that long." " How about my place?" " Oh, yeah." "Your little house on the beach." "Uh, m-more like a shack, actually." " A shack?" " It's, uh..." "It's not much." "Uh-huh." "You do have a bed, don't you?" "[Quinn] Are you gonna be this fussy about everything?" "# I wanna love you #" "# And treat you right #" "# I wanna love you #" "# Every day and every night #" "# We'll be together #" "# With a roof right over our heads #" "# We'll share the shelter #" "# Of my single bed #" "# We'll share the same room Yeah #" "# But Jah provide the bread #" "# Is this love, is this love is this love, is this love that I'm feelin' #"