"Invader Zim Hamstergeddon s01e09B (s02e08)" "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "By order of the School board's programm, to reduce misery amongst school children, this class is issued one class room pet, hamster class..." "named Peepi." "Oh, look at him, he is so cute." "Look at his little Peepi face!" "He's like a little fuzzy pee-pee person!" "Do I even have to say anything at this point?" "If you are referring to my reaction to that hair... monster, I can assure you, that like the other normal children I find it..." "Cute." "The word is cute." "Humans think hamsters are cute." "Yes..." "This cuteness has a curious effect on human beings." "It makes them... weak!" "People of Earth!" "Can you resist the hypnotic power of Peepi?" "Now, kneel before Zim!" "Peepi!" "Peepi!" "Have some of this!" "Take a good look, children:" "It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system." "Yeeees...." "It just might work." "Minute-twenty-six." "If you're determined to let the blood rush to your head, you better have trained for it." "Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?" "He's three times his size, and he has that hideous throbbing alien device on his back!" "The Earth boy is trying to interfere!" "Now is the time to use that Peepi creature's cuteness to divert attention." "This is... a little ahead of schedule." "Yes, my creation!" "Grow!" "Grow!" "Now, Peepi, come to your master!" "Peepi?" "Peepi?" "!" "Obey me!" "Peepiiiii!" "Anything you'd like to confess?" "No!" "Don't be silly!" "Experts are still baffled over the origins of "Ultra-Peepi", the giant mutant hamster now ravaging the city!" "But they all agree:" "He's just fuzzy-wuzzy adorable, isn't he?" "He sure is!" "Look:" "He's using the building like a toothpick!" "Come here!" "You must obey me!" "I am your lord and hamster-master!" "No!" "No!" "Don't fear the Peepi!" "Fear me!" "Fear meee!" "Well, he does seem to be destroying the humans..." "And that is good..." "Good job, Peepi!" "I'll just wait until you're all done here." " Carry on!" " Heeelp!" "Heeelp!" "Look at his little feet!" "I don't care what the blazes it wants, I just want it stopped!" "But General!" "I couldn't fire a missile at that fooby little face, could you?" "Wait!" "I have important information about Ultra-Peepi!" "You have to listen!" "Now, wait:" "Let the boy talk." "He's not a normal hamster!" "He's been.. altered somehow, through alien tampering." "Eating makes him larger;" "the more he eats, the bigger he gets!" "Good work, boy!" "How do we stop him?" "I... don't... know!" "Get him outta here!" "General!" "We think we know where he's going!" "Whaddya watching'?" " Angry Monkey." " That... horrible monkey!" " Where's Ultra-Peepi?" " He's working." "Reports are now in that Ultra-Peepi is heading to the City's pellet plant." "If he reaches their reserve supply of hamster pellets, he could grow to unimaginable proportions!" " What is that noise?" "!" "Nooo!" "You will not destroy your master's secret base!" "I command you to stop:" "Obey your creator!" "You made me do this, Peepi!" "I hate to be the bad guy but you must be disciplined;" "or you'll never learn!" "Hey, Peepi!" "Check this out!" "Never thought I'd see that." "Peepi!" "Turn back now!" "Do not invoke the wrath of the Irken Elite!" "He's unconscious." "Wait, if I capture him now, no one will be able to stop the hamster." "But if I let him go to fight Peepi, he's just gonna keep on trying to destroy mankind." "This stinks." "Okay, so if I save Zim, then he'll move on to destroy mankind and upset the balance of the entire Earth, which is why I've been waiting to finally capture him..." " GIR, come get me." " (GIR) Yes, my lord!" "But if the hamster goes on to save mankind..." "Wait, wait, wait." "No, that's not right..." "The hamster doesn't.... wait, Zim!" "Promise me you're on our side this time." "I know not of sides, Earth-stink." "But just this once I agree with you." "The hamster must be stopped." "No!" "Oh, wait." "Yeah, go on then." ""Yeah."" ""Oooh yeah."" ""Ultra Peepi."" "Ready, unit seven." "Fire on my mark." "3, 2..." "Aw, just look at him!" "(Zim) Peepi!" "Peepiiiiii!" "The weenie tempts you." "I guess now we're being attacked by giant weenies." "Get the weenie!" "Get it!" "Yes, Ultra Peepi." "Yes!" "Obeeey!" "Yes, yes, yes!" "No." "Bad Peepi!" "Don't eat the wheel!" "Okay, let's try to go with the hamster this time." "We've got to use this stuff on something." "(Dib) Don't attack!" "The alien is trying to get rid of the hamster." "Don't interrupt his plans!" "Boy's crazy." "Put him in one of them crazy buckets." "No time to spare!" "Fine, ultra Peepi." "You had this coming." "Why?" "Why?" "Because alien tampering with our life forms is dangerous, and ends in pain..." "Because when you create a giant monster of doom, no matter how cute, you have to, you have to..." "I don't know." "But stop sniveling, little worm monkey." "Ultra Peepi will live on." "Out there..." "In the stars..." "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "Pure dooky!"