"(announcer) Tonight, on "Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party,"" "I'm not high right now, but whoever gave us this show?" "They must have been." "I'ma spurt this thick sticky" "Whoo!" "Brown syrup..." "All right, all right, that's enough." "(laughter)" "They don't want us to have breakfast!" "Special guest in the house, DJ Khaled." "Yeah, we're cooking in here." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Just, just cover up." "Oh, it's morning, see." "She said just cover up." "♪ Cookin', we're cookin' with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ Potluck dinner party ♪♪" "(cheering and applause)" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome two people who always keep their oven set at 420." "Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart!" "(cheering and applause)" "Welcome, everybody, to "Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party"." "And just to clarify, I'm not high right now." "But whoever gave us this show?" "They musta been." "(laughter)" "Fast-food restaurants are serving breakfast 24/7." "It's breakfast anytime, people." "And whether you're cooking breakfast at night or eating it with your homies after a night in the club, you can have breakfast all day long." "You and your homies be goin' to the club?" "Yes, Snoop, the country club." "We have to move things along right now." "It's time for a cocktail, okay?" "Let's get it!" "Let's go." "(cheering and applause)" "(cheering and applause)" "Snoop, that's a very cute onesie." "Should I serve your cocktail in a sippy cup?" "Oh, a sippy cup?" "No, hold on, Martha." "Don't you mean a pimpy cup?" "(applause) Oh, okay." "(Snoop) Yeah." "I think I can fill that up with something really delicious." "It's called Mary's Knees." "Mary from the Bible?" "Or Mary from Long Beach?" "From Long Beach." "Okay." "From Long Beach." "So here's how it's done." "With lime juice, a third of a cup." "A third of a cup of fresh lemon juice-- make sure it's fresh." "Gotta squeeze that lemonade outta that lemon." "And a cup of orange juice." "Is that Donald Duck Orange Juice?" "No, it is not." "Fresh-squeezed." "Oh fresh-- not out the box." "It's freshly squeezed." "Notice how everything is freshly squeezed around here." "Freshly squeezed." "A half a cup of vodka." "And the pièce de résistance." "Piècederesanstan." "Résistance." "Resistan." "Yeah, right." "(laughing) He didn't take French, obviously, in school." "A third of a cup of orange liqueur." "And stir that up." "Okay, so now, give me your big pimpy cup." "I like it with that thang more." "Mmm, this is like Sunday at church." "Yeah." "(laughter)" "It kinda look like gin and juice." "If you really wanna be real." "(cheering and applause) (Martha chuckling)" "But it tastes like..." "Mary's Knees." "Mmmm!" "I see why Mary's on her knees." "(laughter)" "Martha, let's make a toast." "A toast to success and nothing less." "I'ma call this drink Taylor Swift." "Because when you're done, it writes a song about how you couldn't handle it." "(laughter) Okay." "Well, let's bring out our guests." "One, he's a singer, songwriter and producer." "Mmm!" "And two, she stars in Fox's "Scream Queens"" "with new music out and a book that's about to hit the shelves." "So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, would you please put your hands together for the one and only" "Robin Thicke and the beautiful Keke Palmer." "(cheering and applause)" "Ho!" "Ho!" "What's happening!" "What's happening, y'all!" "(cheering and applause)" "(indistinct chatter)" "Hi." "How are you?" "Good to see you!" "You, too, sweetheart." "Drop my rose." "Mwah." "Thank you so much." "Here, for you." "What is this?" "So this is a little champagne." "You know, talkin' 'bout, you know how they got the little beer pong things?" "Well, this is a champagne one." "Okay, teach me." "Pong?" "I don't know how to pop this." "I'ma pop this for you." "Gotta pop the top before you kick it in." "How you doin'?" "I'm good, I'm good." "I see you was cooking a little something." "Here, you have that." "Okay." "Try it." "(laughter)" "Watch the style, Keke has style." "It's all about style." "I'm ready for this, I'm ready." "What y'all stepping' back for?" "A woman's sigh." "You gotta know how to touch her in all the right places, Martha." "When she sighs." "When you touch her-- She doesn't pop, she sighs." "See, when I put it in, they do like this." "(soft pop) Yes." "Whoo!" "Perfect." "Did you see that?" "Okay, you gotta hit me with it." "Didn't drip one drop or drop one drip." "You're very talented." "Thank you, Martha." "Go to work, Keke!" "Don't try this at home, kids." "Don't you try this at home." "We need to get cooking, Martha." "That's what we should be doing right now." "I'm ready." "Teach me." "So, for tonight's breakfast," "I thought I'd make gruyère popovers." "Oooh." "Martha, you know that just sounds like a fancy-ass Hot Pocket, if you ask me." "(laughter)" "Now, me, myself?" "I'ma be make us some waffles-- Ooh!" "Crumbled with that maple syrup bacon, and as I call it,..." "Snoop P-I-double-G." "(whooping and clapping)" "This is the batter for the popovers, okay?" "And you have things to do-- here." "Yes." "Why don't you" " I sift by whisking." "This is gonna be a first." "So that's flour and one teaspoon of salt." "Okay." "And I'm gonna break eggs in here." "Are you good at breaking eggs, Snoop?" "I'm breaking a bunch of eggs." "You know I like to have eggs as part of my" "You need me to start doin' something?" "Do I need to swift it or whift it or--?" "You know what, yeah." "Hold on, let me get this game together over here." "So Robin, are you ever gonna do another naked lady album?" "Martha!" "And and Robin has-- you have a new album coming out?" "Yes, just finishing it right now." "Oh, yeah?" "As I'm sure Keke and Snoop know, sometimes right when you get to the end, that's when you realize you're not finished, so..." "Oh!" "It's kinda like making love." "(Martha) But then sometimes it goes too long." "It goes too long?" "Yes." "Sooner or later, you gotta take the paint brush out of the man's hand." "Robin, I wanna know if Pops, when he cooked for you back in the day when he made breakfast, did he sing some of them hit records?" "My dad has never made anything but order pizza." "That's the closest my dad has ever got to it." "So my mom is a good chef and obviously follows many of your" "Ah!" "Dishes, yeah." "Shout out to Mama!" "So yeah, shout out to Mama Gloria, I love ya!" "Do your mama proud!" "Mom, I'm here with Martha Stewart!" "By the way, I like your pajamas, Robin." "Oh, thank you." "Yours are pretty cool." "Thanks." "And what about the onesie over there?" "Well, you know, Snoop always been fly." "Always." "(audience whooping)" "Hey!" "But what topped it off is this scarf." "We're playin'!" "(Robin) Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!" "We ain't gon' let that hair" "I'm talkin' 'bout the silk scarf." "(indistinct) Believe that." "(Martha) The waffle batter is not so different from the popover batter." "(Snoop) Okay, we gon' start doin' our thing on this side." "So what's this, Snoop?" "Right there, that's sugar." "Put a little bit of sugar." "And you can put two teaspoons of that baking powder-- not baking soda, 'cause I know that you thinking about baking soda, but it's baking powder." "Get you a half-teaspoon of that siddinalt." "You understand me?" "Crack two of them eggs right there, the brown one and the white one, 'cause brown lives and white lives matter." "Okay!" "You understand me?" "A little lesson up in here!" "Yeah, believe that." "And then I need you to put that melted butter-- look how it fall in there." "Ooooh." "(Martha) Use your rubber scraper." "What's that?" "(laughing)" "Here, this." "Oh, my gosh, I love this!" "Rubber scraper, I never knew what these was called." "I just said baby spatula." "You know, I'd whip this" "Here, lemme show you." "You gotta whip it real hard, whip it, whip it, real hard." "Look at the flick of the wrist!" "Everybody stay tuned because after the break," "I finish making waffles" "No, you don't get any, you don't have any maple syrup in that." "And they gon' keep doin' what they doin'." "(Keke) That's real." "(cheering and applause)" "(doorbell ringing) Somebody at the door." "They don't want us to have breakfast!" "My boy Snoop, what's up, boy?" "Little flaccid, don't you think?" "Not my favorite." "For future reference, please make sure the (bleep) tastes good." "(laughter)" "♪ We're cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We cooking' better ♪" "(applause)" "Welcome back, y'all." "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day-- and night." "And now Snoop also has a-- he's been bragging about this method of cooking bacon, a lot of bacon in the pan all at once." "I'ma show you." "I'ma teach you how to learn." "So what I do is I take these, lay them on that side so they" "(bacon sizzling) Hear that pot talkin' mess?" "Put them on that side." "Just play games right now, just play games right now." "So you're not finicky about getting nice, long, even slices of bacon." "No, we ain't doing all that TV bacon." "(laughter)" "This that hood bacon where you come to Grandma's house" "This that heart attack." "This when you come to Grandma's house and it's bacon everywhere." "(Martha) Is that how you cook bacon" "Ooh, I ain't seen no bacon cook like this!" "Oh, don't miss nuttin'." "So now I need my popover pans." "So here, Robin." "Here's butter, and you brush the butter" "Inside." "Yeah, in the inside of each of those." "Like that." "Perfect." "You have to have these, otherwise you can't make popovers." "Mm, I like the way y'all buttering' that up." "Yeah." "So, while these are still hot, you have to get the batter in." "So, you fill halfway up each of those little cups." "See how nice, Snoop?" "That looks good." "But only halfway because these pop." "Oh, they gon' bubble up." "They're gonna pop." "Oh, so you finna get it poppin'." "(laughter)" "You better get 'em poppin'." "Okay, so this one goes." "(Keke) You want me to put the waffles in?" "(Snoop) You know how to do that?" "I do." "You sure you do?" "I'm positive." "Go back to that bacon shot that George was just on real quick." "There you go." "Like I was sayin', you hear me?" "When I'm cheffin', you notice ain't nothin' burn." "I'm just movin' 'em." "You understand me?" "Right now, the bacon's really in my hands." "I'm controlling what I'm seeing, you know what I'm talking about?" "It's dancin' to the beat of the drum." "It's not sticking to the bottom of the pan." "It's just movin' in rhythm, you know what I'm talking about?" "Like, you understand me?" "I'm a real chef so it's kinda hard to stop me from cheffin'." "You want me to do this here?" "Go." "Yeah." "See, 'cause right now, I'm not thinking 'bout makin' love." "I'm thinkin' 'bout bacon love." "(sexy music starts)" "Ooooh!" "Yes." "All night long." "You understand me." "♪ All night ♪" "I'ma lay you down in this hot, hot pan." "♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪" "Until I start to hear you sizzling" "♪ Whoo ♪" "And then, when I feel the time is right," "I'm gonna flip you over." "In all your greases." "♪ Ahhhh ♪ Yeah." "(Martha laughs)" "You'll be flopping' around and crinkling up and making noises" "Ooh!" "Then, when I'm ready... (audience) Ooooh." "To taste you with my waffles, I'ma spurt this thick, sticky..." "Whoo!" "Brown syrup-- All right." "All right, that's enough." "(laughter and applause)" "Yeah, I definitely wanna try some of that bacon." "Wanna make more waffles?" "I do." "Get some more in the pan." "(Snoop) How much did you use, Keke?" "So, literally, a cup full of that will give you everything you need." "Like that?" "Yeah, that should be good." "(Snoop) And then go right for it in the middle?" "Yep, pour right up in there and let it just seal all in there." "It'll just drip all through it." "I want a thick waffle." "That waffle wasn't thick enough." "We got Robin Thicke on the show, so I gotta make a thick waffle." "(doorbell ringing)" "(Snoop) Somebody at the door." "Hey, hey, Martha." "They don't want us to have breakfast!" "(cheering and applause)" "Special guest in the house, DJ Khaled." "My boy Snoop, what's up, boy?" "Hey, yo, Keke, what's up, girl!" "Hey, cooking' up somethin'!" "How you doin'?" "(applause)" "How you doin', Robin?" "Let me ask you a question now." "Hey, we're cooking in here." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Just cover up." "She said just cover up!" "No, Snoop-- DJ Khaled" "You don't wanna get, you don't wanna get splattered, do you?" "I mean, you know, we gotta give thanks for the, for the, uh, amazing breakfast y'all are makin' today." "I'm vibin', but you know, they really don't want us to have breakfast, and we should enjoy our breakfast to the fullest." "We should." "What we got, what we got poppin'?" "We got it poppin' with, um-- We got popovers poppin', look." "Look, popovers popping." "Oh, man." "These are popovers, look." "We're fryin' eggs." "Listen, y'all, this looks so good." "We like to eat, right?" "I love it." "You can tell, right?" "I wasn't gonna say so." "Yeah, hey, look, check it out, y'all." "We got a special guest in the house, DJ Khaled." "And when we come back, I'ma eat a whole lot and stay skinny." "Don't hate, Khaled." "No, no, no." "(cheering and applause)" "Major key!" "Major!" "So what do you eat for breakfast?" "Um, egg whites." "You eat a little more than egg whites, from looking at you." "(Snoop laughs)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We cooking' with it ♪" "Oh, wait, I gotta go..." "So, I'll sit here, and, Robin, you sit there." "Snoop, sit here." "And, uh..." "that was your seat" "No, no, you know what?" "I'm actually 'bout to go to "Scream Queens,"" "I gotta make my way back to work, y'all already know!" "But I thank you." "I had such a blast with y'all." "Thank you for coming." "Thank you, thank you." "Love y'all, love y'all." "Go ahead, Keke." "Go ahead, take my seat." "Give it up one more time for Keke Palmer!" "(cheering and applause)" "Keke!" "Yeah, get one of those, there you go." "Thank you!" "(laughing) Oh!" "Okay!" "Thank you, and I will take some of them bacons." "God bless." "(cheering and applause)" "So now, to bless this eclectic feast, why don't you give us a blessing?" "(organ plays)" "(Snoop) Everybody, bow your heads." "At the crack of midnight for breakfast we gather." "Surrounded by friends, there's no one I'd rather break bread with and party soon." "Laughter takes over." "'Cause I snuck some sticky-icky into Martha's popover" "(laughter) No, I'm just playin'." "Amen." "Let's eat." "Amen." "(applause)" "Oh, I wanna, I want one of your waffles." "Yeah, get down." "Feast up." "Yum." "And what kind of eggs this right here, Martha?" "That's a, that's a sunnyside up." "Oh, I'm from the East Side." "We go East Side up." "Or a sunnyside down." "But I wanna taste your bacon." "Mmmm!" "Mmm!" "Curly bacon, mmm." "You know, I have to be honest." "These waffles are amazing." "Yeah." "Yeah, they're really, really good." "And they all original, too." "Yes, amazing." "Now see, what I'm thinkin' 'bout doin' is bringin' Snoop's Waffle House to my area, 'cause Waffle House is my favorite restaurant to go to, and there's not a Waffle House in California." "Hmm." "Yeah, so I'm thinking about doing a Snoop's Waffle House." "Franchise." "Yeah." "You know, I always wanted to open a Waffle House" "Ain't it the bomb?" "Yeah, we got 'em in Florida." "You know, I don't fly, so I'm on tour buses." "And when you go to certain cities, you get mad about it, right?" "It's nonstop-- and when you do stop, it's a Waffle House." "There's the chicken..." "Mm-hmm." "the waffles Mm-hmm." "A little egg white vibe." "Talk to 'em." "So that's why I really like this meal 'cause I can tell this was cooked, you know, like home, the crib." "Yeah, with love." "This, this is home, you understand me?" "She got her side, I got my side, but we both come together to make people understand we got a real thing." "It's a split personality kitchen." "(laughter) Mm-hmm, I believe that." "You know, sometimes, when I get the munchies," "I just combine whatever I got laying around, you know." "Once upon a time, I had some chicken wings, some Masterpiece Barbecue potato chips, and I put the chicken wings in the potato chip bag and I mixed 'em up, and I swear to God," "it was the best chicken wings I ever had in my life." "So right now, we gonna check on Twitter 'cause we asked some of our followers to hit us up with some of their favorite munchie mash-ups." "Uh, Liz says "Maple syrup with potato chips are on point." "Check it out, Martha  Snoop."" "(applause)" "Bring 'em out, bring 'em out, okay." "Look at him, look how he got his hand behind his back." "He's been watching "The Butler," you see?" "Yeah." "(laughter)" "These are potato chips with maple syrup!" "Oh, sticky, look at this." "Sticky-icky." "(laughter)" "Here, try that." "Here, I'll let you feed me." "Okay." "(laughing)" "You want one, nephew?" "(Martha) What do you think?" "They get a little soggy." "(Robin) Yeah, you gotta eat 'em quick." "A little flaccid, don't you think?" "(laughter)" "(Snoop) Mmm, I'm immediately goin' for something to drink." "Not my favorite." "Liz, I wish I had another set of hands 'cause I'd give these chips four thumbs down." "(laughter)" "Well, the next one is a pizza omelette." "(audience groans) "Cut up some old pizza"" "(Robin) "Old pizza."" ""And scramble it up with some eggs." "(Robin) Oh, Lord." ""Hangover cured."" "Oh, Lord." "(Martha) I think you'd throw up." "Oh, here it is." "Ugh." "Yikes." "(Martha) Here, wanna try that?" "Mm-mm, yeah, I don't know about trying that one, Martha." "Oh, I'll try it." "This also can be avoided." "(laughter)" "Now, there is another one." "Cold birthday cake soaked with a cup of milk." "(gasps) That looks good." "This look like cake for cats." "(laughter)" "Soggy cake" "Ugh!" "You don't like that?" "Mm-mm!" "Taste it." "This looks really good to me." "(Snoop gags)" "(Martha) Mmm." "Robin?" "Oh, I'll only do it 'cause you did it." "All right." "(Snoop laughs)" "I'ma watch y'all greatness, 'cause I see the greatness of both y'all." "(Robin) I like cookies and milk." "I don't know about this, though." "(Snoop) I see the greatness in both of y'all." "Not bad, right?" "Mm, better than the potato chips" "You see me and Khaled over here, lookin' like, please don't come this way." "The road where the freeway comes through." "I'ma pass on that." "I'm being polite." "Nah, nah, see-- that's that roadblock right here where they, "This freeway is closed."" "Detour." "This freeway is closed." "So what we gon' do for future references, for anybody that wants to give us your munchie mashups, please make sure the (bleep) tastes good." "(laughter)" "(Martha) Don't go away." "When we come back, we're gonna curl up and get cozy." "We at home." "(cheering and applause)" "♪ We now cooking' with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ Cookin', we cooking' ♪" "(cheering and applause)" "(Snoop) Welcome back, y'all." "So, Khaled." "Give us your breakfast keys, or your keys to a great breakfast." "I mean, you know, the first key is that you gotta give thanks to God, that's the master key." "Yes, sir." "You were sayin', and, um, the next key is you said, if it's your wife or your mother or the chef, to make sure that, you know, give you the breakfast that you actually want." "You know what I'm sayin'?" "And" "So, what do you eat for breakfast?" "Um, egg whites." "Um, turkey bacon." "You eat a little more than egg whites, from looking at you." "(laughter)" "Damn, I like you, man, I'm a fan of yours" "(laughter)" "No, but I'm gonna be honest with you, since we're speaking about keys." "Love is the key." "Always remember, they really don't want you to eat." "(laughter)" "Um, so make sure you enjoy it to the fullest." "Yes, sir." "(cheering and applause) So revival, revival right now." "♪♪" "(Snoop) Now that we got, uh, the keys." "(Khaled) Yes." "We gonna say good night." "I'd like to thank my main man, Robin Thicke, for comin' through." "(cheering and applause)" "DJ Khaled." "(cheering and applause)" "And I wanna thank the beautiful Keke Palmer for comin' through." "Y'all were amazing." "You know, this reminds me when I was growin' up, spending' the night at my cousin's house." "Man, this reminds me of a Robin Thicke video." "Heh heh heh." "Actually, it kind of reminds me of the Kanye, famous video, except luckily, I guess it'd be with Martha Stewart instead of a naked Donald Trump." "(laughter and applause)" "All right, y'all." "I wanna thank the beautiful audience tonight for tuning in to the "Martha and Snoop Potluck Dinner Party."" "We holla back at you in a minute." "We gone." "Good night, Snoop." "Night night." "(cheering and applause)"