" Okay, son, today you're gonna learn how to possess an object." "It's a lot trickier than possessing people." " I'm so ready for this, pops!" " You can do it, Louie." "Whoo!" " Does she really have to be here?" " Come on, Louie." "She did make t-shirts." " Man, I'm handsome!" "Fine, she can stay." "So what object am I gonna be possessing?" "A gargoyle?" "A skull?" " No." "A cantaloupe." "Now, just do like your ghost textbook says." "Breathe, concentrate, and think outside in." " Yeah, yeah." "Breathe, constipate... blah, blah, blah." "Here I go." " This can't end well." " Duck!" " I should've made a Louie bib." " Hey, it's harder than it looks." " It's okay, son." "Just keep studying." " Pop quiz." "Who's got four thumbs and can't wait for the first preston/hathaway family garage sale?" "This guy!" "Say "family scrapbook!"" " No." "You do realize ghosts don't show up in the photos, so no one will even know you're in the picture." "I'll know, Louie." "I'll know." " Miles, give me a hand with these boxes." "And you, no trying possessions without me around." "I'm serious." "Bad things can happen when you do this on your own." " Okay, I get it, dad." " Here I go!" "[Thud]" " You're right, bad things can happen." "[Spooky rock music]" " ¶ If you move into a haunted house ¶" "¶ you gotta try to work things out ¶" " ¶ so if you're living with a ghost or three ¶" " ¶ you gotta be one big, semi-scary family ¶" " ¶ don't know how we ended up this way ¶" " ¶ but I guess you could call us ¶" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶ the Haunted Hathaways" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶" " ray, please talk to your son." "Louie's always hogging the bathroom, practicing his ghost screams." " He likes how the echoes make him sound more powerful." " [Frustrated groan] He's driving me crazy." "I wish he was more like Miles." " What up, tay?" "Smile!" " Aah!" "Why can't I live with normal ghosts?" " Ray, I appreciate you donating so much stuff to the garage sale." " Well, with two families here, we need to make space, right?" " Mmm, space is good, so we're not always getting in each other's business." "Are your prices too high?" "You should adjust them." "They feel too high." "$200 for a broken fishing pole?" " Hey, that rod broke during a fight with a 20-pound catfish." "The story alone is worth the price." " I totally get it now." "10 bucks." " I claim this pole and this rag as the banner for my castle." " Honey, we need those boxes for our garage sale." "Could you please stop expanding your empire?" "[Pop]" "A marshmallow Cannon?" "Frankie..." "Do it again." "[Pop]" "I had a light breakfast." " Frankie, I can't believe you're playing in a box fort." "What are you, like, two years old?" "Oh, my gosh, my nurse Tammy sparkle bear!" "Bear:" "Hugs are the best medicine." " Yeah, I'm the two-year-old." " I mean, you know, if nurse Tammy is even her name." "I certainly don't still care about a stupid bear." "[Whispering] I'll be back for you." " All right, coast is clear." "Time for me to possess that peacock." "Frankie, you're gonna want to watch this." " Yeah, I am." " Okay, then, here comes peacock time!" " Yeah, look at me!" "I'm the baddest, meanest stuffed peacock in the whole... why am I wearing girl shoes?" " I hate to break it to you, big guy, but you're nurse Tammy." " Aah!" " Kids..." "Get down here." " Louie, you better get out of there before your dad sees you." " I'm on it." "Getting out now." "Oh, no, it didn't work." "I'm stuck!" "Frankie, if my dad finds out," "I'm in big trouble." " Hmm." "Not only that, but pink's not really your color." " Miles' baby clothes." "[Gasps] An entire box of baby bow ties?" " You're welcome." "Those things are gonna go like hotcakes." " Nice clubs, right?" "I can tell you're a guy who appreciates fine craftsmanship." " 500 bucks for this junk?" "I'll give you 20." " Wow." "Buddy, we're not even gonna dignify that offer with a..." " Deal!" " Whoa, I marked those 500!" " I would have sold 'em for 10." " You making fun of me?" " No." "I..." "Have issues." " [Shouting, crying]" "This is bad." "This is very bad!" "[Inhaling, exhaling]" " Louie, stop panicking!" "I'm gonna get you out of there." "We just need to remain calm and act rationally." " Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow-ow-ow!" " Did it work?" "You still in there?" " [Coughs]" "Yes!" "You are messed up!" "Put me down." "Oh, man, my dad's gonna ground me forever." "Promise me you won't say anything, Frankie." " Hey, I'm no snitch." "I take care of my friends." "Unless they cross me." "Wait, what about your ghost text book?" "That'll tell us what to do." "Stay here." " I'm wearing princess shoes." "Where am I going?" "What are you lookin' at?" "[Bell dings, door shuts] Uh-oh." " Michelle, these are collector's items." "I couldn't possibly sell them for less than..." "[Sniffs] 50." " Why, is there $49 in them?" "Aw, Taylor's old nurse sparkle bear." "What do you think we could get for this?" "I mean, it's not unwashed gym socks or anything." " Nurse Tammy..." "Where'd you go?" " Louie, I got the... hey." " Hey, Frankie." "What up?" " Not much." " So..." "Have you seen that stupid bear laying around anywhere?" " He..." "I mean, she was just here a minute ago." " Wait, mom and ray have been carrying boxes down to the yard sale all day." "You don't think..." "Tammy!" " Louie!" "I mean Tammy." " Mom, please tell me you grabbed my bear doll." " You'll be happy to know that I did." "Both:" "Oooh." " And I sold it to the cutest little girl." "Both:" "Aah!" " It was like taking candy from a baby." "Mostly because she paid me in candy." "Gumdrop?" "No?" "Well..." " Oh, no, Penelope pritchard." "They call her "crazy doll girl."" "I'm "they."" " You know her?" " She's in my class." "She supposedly has over 500 dolls in her collection." "Total wacko." " I wuv my new Dolly so much." "I'm gonna hug woo and kiss woo forever and ever." "[Rapid kisses] Louie doll:" "Get away." "So gross!" " This nurse is feisty." " Hey, Penelope." " Well, if it isn't francesca hathaway." " Look, Petunia peabody, or whatever your name is, we're gonna need the doll back." "It belongs to me." " Really?" "Because I have a receipt that says otherwise." "Au revoir." " [Gags] Aah!" "Save me!" "Frankie, help me!" "[Crying] No..." " So you're saying Louie's stuck in my nurse Tammy doll?" " Man, Louie was possessing without supervision?" "Dad is going to freak." " Dad is not gonna find out." "I promised my friend." "We have to rescue him without any parents knowing." " Are you suggesting a secret mission, complete with maps and code names?" " Miles, no one said anything about a..." " you're t-money, I'm saber tooth, and, Frankie, you're "the scar."" " I'm kinda digging that." " Can we just focus and come up with a plan?" "We need to work together to save Tammy." "And Louie." "Totally concerned about him too." " I'm with t-money on this." "We have to work as a team." "So what's our first move?" " Gimme a sec." "Wheels turning." " Mm-hmm." "Plan forming." " Mm-hmm." " Brain..." "Braining." " I love it when she gets the crazy eyes." "It reminds me that we're sisters." " I got it." "Everybody in the fort." " Okay." " This fort is amazing." " Ehh, it's okay." "[Timer dings]" "Flan?" " No flan!" "Okay, here's the plan." "Frankie gets invited to Penelope's house for a doll tea party." " Tea party?" "Barf!" "But it's for Louie, so I'll do it." "While barfing." " Once inside, Frankie distracts Penelope while Miles and I..." " [Coughing]" " While saber tooth and I..." "Sneak in the window, locate Tammy, and get her out of there." " Kids, you in there?" " We're busted!" "Quick, everyone panic!" " Louie?" "You in there?" "You haven't helped out all day." "Not that that's unusual, but still..." "Louie?" "You in there?" " [As louie] Uh..." "Hey, dad." "What's up?" "I'm Louie." "Just hanging here with Miles and the girls, scrapbooking and stuff." "Also, I'm Louie." " Oh, my gosh, ray." "They're getting along." "Let's not mess with a good thing." "Have fun, kids." "But come help out with the sale when you're done!" "Business is booming'!" " Because someone is selling my fingerless gloves for way under the $200 asking price." " Okeydoke." "See ya later, says Louie." " Miles, that's brilliant." "If you stay here and imitate us, our parents will never know we're gone." " Yeah." " So what you're saying is," "I'm a crucial member of this secret mission team?" " Yes, Miles." " I'm sorry." "Yes, who?" " Yes, saber tooth." " Time to bust out of here." "You in, skipper Sam?" " I'm bathtub safe!" " That's the fourth time you said that!" "I am not gonna miss you." " Coming, dollies." "Tea party time." " Oh, man." "Now or never." "Uhh!" "Ow!" "My ankle!" "[Grunting]" "Must get to window." "Can't move my leg." "Uhh..." " More silly talk?" "Guess I need to check your batteries." "Where's that latch?" " Ah!" "Cold hands!" "Watch it." "Hey, hey!" "That doesn't open." "[Knock at door]" "Oh, goodie, my play date is here." "Hee hee!" " Hello, Penelope." " Welcome to Penelope pritchard's playhouse." "Isn't it doll-lightful?" " Oh, boy." "[Door shuts]" " I do declare, Frankie hathaway," "I was so surprised to hear that you were a fellow doll lover." " Why?" "'Cause people think it's so lame?" "[Gasps] Dah... what's wrong with those people, right?" "This doesn't look like a room belonging to a lunatic at all." " Oh, well, look at that." "You are just in time for afternoon tea." "Alfred, please help Frankie with her chair." " Wait, isn't nurse Tammy gonna join us?" " Oh, Frankie." "Don't be a silly goose." "Nurse Tammy can't come to tea." "She has a double shift at the hospital." " Of course, because that makes sense." " [Gasps]" "Hey, penny, how about a little tea refill?" " Oh..." "Right away!" " I got an idea." "Try popping off an arm." " Penelope's?" "A little outside the box, but I'm in." " The ballerina doll!" "Then she'll have to get "nurse Louie."" " Oh." "I like the other way better." "[Pop] Uhh!" "Oh, no!" "Your ballerina doll must be allergic to tea." "Her arm fell off!" "We need nurse, stat." " I'll get the nurse." "You stay by the patient's side and keep her calm." "[Whooping like a siren]" " Wow." " [Whooping]" "Did somebody page nurse..." "Coco crocodile?" " No." "Nobody paged her." "How many nurses do you have on staff?" " Just this room or the whole house?" " $75 for a hairbrush?" "Uh-uh." "Out of the question." " I still have baby hairs in that brush." " You're right, tay." "This garage sale was a great idea." "Our parents are so smart." " Guys, it's time to get downstairs and help out." " Shh." "The kids are saying I'm smart." " Actually, they said both of us..." " shh, shh." " [As taylor] You're right." "We sure are lucky kids." "[As louie] Yes, not everyone's parents are as cool as ours." "We should tell them that more often." " What?" " [As frankie] I wish I didn't have to go to school, just so I could hang out with my mom." " I better check Frankie for a fever." " [As frankie] Ha ha." "Fooled you guys." "I would never want to hang out with my mom." " Okay, she's fine." " Well, since they're playing nicely, we should leave well enough alone." " Hm." " [As frankie] Great work, Miles." "How 'bout a hug?" "I'd like that." " Hold on, Tina tutu!" "You will dance again." "Scalpel." " I'm not leaving here alive, am I?" " Taylor?" " Yeah, I'm here to save Tammy!" "I mean you, heh." "Uh, give me your hand." " [Grunting]" " What was that?" " Doctor!" "The patient's flat-lining." " Oh!" "You're really getting into this." "What now, Dr. Frankie?" " Um..." "We need a plunger." " A plunger?" " Focus, woman." "Do you want to question me or save lives?" " Sorry about your doll." "I was practicing a ghosting skill, but, like always, I just messed it up." "You wouldn't understand." " Actually, I kind of do." "Do you know how many lamps I broke learning back handsprings in the living room?" "Tons." " So you're not mad?" " I can't be mad at someone for practicing." "Now, come on, Louie." "Let's get you out of there." " But I don't know how." "Face it, Taylor." "It's hopeless." " Hey..." "Where's the guy who always tells us he's the greatest ghost ever?" "The guy who's always screaming in my bathroom." "This is your chance to prove who you are." "You need to decide... are you an awesome ghost or a nurse in a dress?" " [Growling]" "I..." "Am not..." "A nurse!" "[Grunting]" " You're doing it!" "Almost there..." " [Grunting]" " Now jump out!" " It's Louie time!" "Rah!" "I did it!" "Oh, yeah." "[Rapping] ¶ now take a look at me, y'all ¶" "¶ I just jumped right out of this doll ¶" "¶ and now I'm done with all this glitter ¶" "¶ 'cause I'm a scary ghost, and I ain't no quitter ¶" "I'm Louie." "[Laughs]" " If you're done, I could use some help." " We're coming, Tina tutu!" " Hurry, hurry." " Wait, what about your Tammy doll?" " Leave it." "Getting you back is all that really mattered." " You just earned yourself a team Louie t-shirt." " Now, where were we?" " You know what I just remembered?" "I'm not a doctor." "Au revoir!" " What a weirdo." "Lemon juice can't get a stain out of cashmere." "But it sure is fun to try!" "[As taylor] Oh, Miles." "[As louie] Lol, bro." "[As frankie] Zinger!" " Miles, what'd I tell you?" "My plan worked perfect." "Hello, parents." " What is going on?" " I think I know." " Hello, parents." "Flan?" " Anyone care to explain?" " You're up, t-money." " Um, so, long story short," "Louie got stuck in sparkle bear, secret rescue mission, crazy doll girl, ballerina operation, trapped in a window." "Louie jumped out of the doll." "Back safely!" " Yeah." " You know what's scary?" "That all made sense to me." " Son, what did I tell you about possessing when I'm not around?" " Um, I think it was not to." " [Sighs]" "Well, I hope you kids really do like spending time together, because, for the next two weeks..." " Mm-hmm, mm-hmm." " You're grounded." "That means no TV." "[All groan]" " And no throwing mud balls over the back fence and yelling, "brown rain."" "[All groan]" " Hey..." "First family punishment." "Everyone say, "busted!"" "All:" "Busted!"