"[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ sawing ]" "[ electricity crackles ] it'salive!" "[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ smooch!" "] [ laughs evilly ] [chitters] lucas, darwin have question for" "You." "whatisit ,darwin?" "wasthistheonlyvoiceleft at the asshole store?" "'cause stephen hawking wouldn't tell your mom to suck his [bleep] with this voice." "oh." "Doyouwanttogo back" "To seaworld?" "no,no,no ." "We cool." "We cool." "bobby,I thinkwe 'relost." "well,youfoundus." "whattheheckare those" "Things?" "!" "why,them'stheboglins!" "joe'sgonnasingasong !" "oh,I lovewhenjoe sings!" "♪well,thereare some creatures you might not know ♪" "♪ always burping' and playin' ♪ ♪ and splashing' to and fro ♪" "♪ sometimes troublemakin' ♪ ♪ they're the boglins ♪" "♪we'retheboglins♪ ♪andtheysmelllike" "Deep ass ♪ wait." "What?" "♪picturetheworstasssmell  that you smelled, now multiply" "That by the biggest number that exists in math ♪" "♪ that's how the boglins smell ♪ Ithinkwe 'regoodonthe" "Song." "♪theyspendall day stewing" "In their own pee and crap ♪ ♪ they also eat and [bleep]" "Their dead ♪ oh,god." "♪andon theeighthday, god regretted giving life to" "The boglins ♪" "And...?" "andwe'relegallyrequiredto" "Tell you we're registered sex offenders." "I'mcurrentlyunregistered." "turtles,strengthcomesfrom within, and you must find that" "Strength." "[ munching ] splinter,areyoueating garbage?" "what?" "!" "Ew!" "Gross!" "This shouldn't be sitting" "Around, so I'm going to take the garbage out and you get back to" "Your lesson." "you'retakingit to your" "Room." "you'retakingit to your" "Room." "Hey, guys." "Remember when I ate garbage by accident?" "So gross, right?" "yep." "Itwasgross." "daremeto do it again?" "You'd have to dare me, 'cause..." "Ew." "no." "We'regood." "splinter?" "Are you okay in there?" "youdon'twanttoseethis." "thoseareusedtissues," "Splinter!" "Iknow!" "Iknow!" "I'm a [bleep] rat!" "Soak it in!" "This is splinter's rock bottom!" "no,eatingthatusedtampon" "Is your rock bottom." "it'sAprilfresh!" "[ twinkle!" "] magicmirror,tellmetoday," "Have all my "romper room" friends had fun at play?" "I see jenny and tommy and alan and... [ demonic voice ] fire -- fire raining down from the heavens!" "[ normal voice ] and sandy and robbie." "aaah!" "[ alarm blaring ] mantech,thisplaceisgonna blow!" "theonlywayyou 'llmakeit out is if someone stays behind" "And keeps the core from overheating." "[ blaring continues ] what'shappening?" "sorry." "I madeafacethat I" "Thought conveyed it, but I guess you can't see 'cause of my" "Helmet." "I'm going to sacrifice myself." "steve,youcan'tsee because of my helmet, but I am crying" "Right now." "Ibelieveyou,ken ." "duetohelmetand armor mobility issues, what I'm going" "To do won't really translate, but I'm going to give you a" "Subtle yet loaded nod." "[ clank!" "Clank!" "]" "That was it." "pat,thatwasbeautiful." "You're like a father to me." "Don't do this!" "hey!" "Lookat me !" "Look..." "At..." "Me!" "Iam." "whatdoyousee ?" "anenormoushelmet." "doyouseefear?" "Idon'tthinkso, sir ." "that'sright,so youstay" "Strong, too, soldier." "weneedourleader!" "You are mantech -- I'm gonna be sick." "[ vomits ] I'm so sorry." "Did some throw-up get in your helmet vent?" "yes." "howmuch?" "alot." "I'msorry." "Iknow." "Go!" "You don't have much time!" "We are the men!" "all:" "Themenofmantech!" "headsup!" "Lowbeam!" "Stupid helmet!" "'sup,bob?" "walkingstraighttoday?" "yep!" "I 'ma lemming!" "Whoops!" "Whoa!" "whoa!" "whoa." "hey,ralph!" "What are you up to?" "I'mholdingatickingbomb ." "neat!" "[ boom!" "Zap!" "] hey,tom." "You building a bridge?" "yep." "Notfinished." "soundsgood." "Herewego!" "greatbridge." "Iretiretomorrow." "hey,thebridgeisup!" "Isn't that great?" "!" "hi,honey." "How was your day?" "they'realldead!" "It should have been me!" "[ sobbing ] it should have been m-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!" "hello." "I amlookingfor a gift for my grandson's birthday." "Do you carry sweaters that don't fit and are [bleep] stupid?" "hi!" "I'm rick "the animal" sanders," "I also designed and built the most powerful monster truck in" "History, the animal!" "[roars] theanimalhasgiantbeast claws jutting out of its tires!" "That's why you should haul ass down to animal discount auto!" "Drive drunk!" "You'll get here faster!" "Every car's an animal, like this live possum!" "[ snarling ] hate traffic?" "So does the animal!" "I'mlateformyweekly" "Baccarat game." "Eat a [bleep] traffic!" "Whoo-hoo!" "we'veevengotboats!" "Aye, aye, mother [bleep]!" "So head on down to" "Animal discount auto and remember -- nothing can stop" "The animal!" "owningandoperatingan" "Animal is illegal." "I[ bleep]trees!" "lookatme !" "aflasher!" "wait." "No,wait." "Wait." "Wait." "Wait." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" "peopleofmainframe,beware!" "The evil virus megabyte has" "Turned off the users' computer spamware filter!" "that'scrazy!" "Even bad news like this can't" "Get me down, though." "I just doubled the size of my" "Dong in four days with new dub-chub male enhancement" "Supplements." "I'veneverseenthisman" "Before, bob." "I bet he's spam!" "hey,I 'mjustanormalguy who values dub-chub's commitment" "To increasing the girth and length of my cream cannon." "canI seeyourI.P.Address, please?" "sure,sure,sure." "Hey, wait a second." "What are these?" "A free month's trial of" "Dub-chub?" "!" "Holy moly!" "You're about to seriously upgrade your meatbag!" "flagasspamand delete." "oh,no,bro!" "letthatbe alessontoany spam out there!" "We will find you!" "lookingforlocalslutswho" "Just want to bone down?" "It's free." "All you need is a credit-card number." "oh,yeah." "She sounds definitely legit." "awake,mysleepingbeauty, and we will -- oh,mygod." "I just had the weirdest dream." "I was in the house where I grew up, except it wasn't that" "House -- it was a different house." "But the furniture was still from the house I grew up in... oh,that's-- that'sgreat." "...Andithadapatio,butit" "Was the patio from my first apartment." "[muffled]aaaaaaaaaaaah!" "and,also,Iknewspanish." "iceclanwarriors,wehave a new weapon in our fight against" "The stone clan!" "Behold the beasts of" "The bone age!" "uh,howis thishappening?" "Idon'tknow." "theyhaveno connective" "Tissue!" "helpuswrapour headsaround" "The mythology, man." "honestly,thesethingsjust" "Came walking over a hill, so let's ride 'em!" "I call the pterodactyl!" "[screeches] okay." "So,we 'reridingthese [bleep] bareback?" "That's the plan?" "ohh,mycoccyxisonpure" "Bone!" "Ireallywishwe'ddiscussed" "Saddles!" "motherofgod!" "Why did I pick the stegosaurus?" "!" "faster!" "Faster!" "This is glorious!" "[bleep]you!" "You're smoothly flying!" "mudpitsdeadahead!" "Prepare to jump, riders!" "aah!" "aaaah!" "oh,god!" "My tailbone!" "whydidn'twe justgo around?" "!" "oh,sweetmother!" "It's impaling my anus!" "we'rehere!" "Ready your weapons!" "hey,ptero,we haveabone to pick with you." "[ laughter ] 22hourslater,the boneage" "Warriors all died from internal bruising." "keepitsteady,baloo!" "It's time for a little" "Cloud surfing!" "hey,that'snotareal thing." "yeah!" "Ohh!" "kit." "thechannel6newsmasquerade" "Ball is the perfect opportunity for me to kidnap April o'neil." "She's the perfect bait to catch the turtles." "Wow!" "Out of that bulky lesbian jump" "Suit, she's hot as shit!" "caretodance,mr." "Potter?" "what?" "!" "[ twinkle!" "]" "And what's your costume?" "bellefrom" ""beauty and the beast" but a dick slut." "isyourfavoriterestaurant taco "belle"?" "[ both laugh ] youarehilarious." "onthecountofthree,say your favorite band." "1, 2, 3!" "both:" "Toadthewet sprocket!" "[ both smooching ] [ twinkle!" "]" "[gasps] wait." "Are you -- inlove?" "Yes." "What?" "!" "Bye!" "shredder?" "thinkofsomethingpoeticor" "Real cool." "But soft!" "You are total boner food!" "oh,shredder." "My heart doesn't take sides." "peoplewon'tapprove." "noonecankeepusapart ." "[ both smooching ] oh,hellto theno!" "Ugh!" "we'resoulmates!" "We both love" "Toad the wet sprocket!" "toadthewhat?" "!" "Is that a sex thing?" "!" "Have you guys had sex?" "no- -justdryhumpingand ball play." "ballplay?" "!" "Ugh!" "youmuststayawayfrom" "Shredder, April." "He is dangerous." "Sleep here tonight." "Donatello, grab the guest" "Pillows." "[gasps] what are you doing here?" "Icameto sayhiandalso have sex after the whole "hi"" "Thing." "it'slike" "Six flags hurricane harbor in my panties right now." "[ both smooching ] mm-mmm!" "You really toaded my wet sprocket." "When will I see you again?" "soon,I hope." "I should go before the turtles wake up." "Plus, I have some major extenze farts coming on." "[ farts ] April,justgo on onedate" "With casey." "He's a good guy." "caseyisajoblessloserin sweats!" "goodstartto my morning." "soI left." "What should I do, mr." "Rat king?" "I belong with shredder." "Ihavean idea!" "And my idea involves you taking" "A lot of poison very quickly." "goon." "itcan'tbe ." "April!" "No!" "Why?" "!" "ow!" "Ow!" "Ow !" "Whatthe [bleep]" "Shredder!" "April!" "You'realive!" "thepoisononlymademe appear dead." "Didn't you read "romeo and juliet," you [bleep]" "Ass clown?" "Guh!" "noooooooooo!" "Just gonna take my toad the wet sprocket bootleg" "♪ba-bawkbawkbawk♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk."