"Fucking idiot." "Send him off!" "ELEVEN MEN OUT" "Your dad's playing well." "Where were you in defence?" "What do you mean?" "Are you the one from the magazine?" "Do you have time?" "Yes, let's do it in the locker room." "She wasn't really into it at first so I just whipped it out." "Shit, man, didn't she faint?" "Of course she did." "It's so big!" "Put that away before you hurt yourself, lad." "This lady is with me, guys." "Hey, shit!" "What's the matter with you?" "Why don't you join us in the showers?" "What did you think of the game?" "It was okay, wasn't it?" "You won." "Didn't you see the penalty?" "I'm not into football." "Am I on the cover?" "You're on the back page, the last thing people read." "The back?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Who do you think you are?" "Some superstar?" "I should be on the fucking front page, we're top of the league." "Football doesn't sell copies, it's not sexy enough." "I'll give you a story that sells." "Round up, there's something I've got to tell you." "I don't really know how to put this, so I'll give it to you straight." "I've known this for some time." "I'm gay..." "a homosexual." "You're on the cover now..." "I want to say something too, I understand you and I want you." "Hey, I'm not joking here." " Stop talking crap, man." "What, are you serious?" "Yes, I'm gay." "Could I have one photo in the shower?" "Dad, I don't want to talk about this right now, this is my decision." "How could you do this to me?" "Are you on drugs?" "Maggi, wait for me in the car." "Dad, I'm gay." "Don't say that again, don't say that in front of the lads." "We'll fix this." " What do you mean?" "I'll get you a shrink." "There must be a cure for this." "Dad, don't start that crap." "What's up, Eiríkur?" "Hear your son's a fairy." "Fuck off home, you got practice tomorrow!" "Shouldn't we collect the balls first?" "Shut up or I'll throw you into reserves!" "Jesus Christ." "Reserves?" "No way, man." "Boy is he mad." "Maggi told me everything." "What are you thinking of?" "I don't want to discuss this with you." "You sure chose the right moment." "You think of no one but yourself." "He's in shock..." "Cool it." "Yeah, cool it." "You're the one who should cool it." "You're the queer around here, aren't you?" "Show me some respect for a change." " That's a good one." "Where is he now?" "Who?" "Where's our son now?" "He's with someone." "It's none of your business who's minding him, do you think I'd just dump him anywhere?" "I can't talk to you in this state, you're just drunk and boring." "Shut up, You're just an asshole, know that?" "You're pathetic." "Gugga, come and dance, can I steal her for a moment?" "Sure, go ahead." "A pint." "What'll you have?" "Just a beer." "Stop it." "Cut that out." "But you like it, don't you?" "Yeah, give us a kiss." "Joke!" "Fat chance." "Cut it out." "Are you crazy?" "You're loving this." "Come on." "Come on." "Why are you grabbing me?" "Stop it." "How long is it since you came out of the..." "Jesus Christ, she's always the same slut." "How is she taking it?" "Terribly, they're total morons, I've had enough of this." "A shot of "Hot and sweet"?" "It's always the same, year after year." "What's it going to be like next year?" "For the reunion." "No title." "Knocked out in the 5th round of the cup." "Can't be any worse." "I wouldn't bet on it." "Are you doing any playing yourself?" "Me and the lads are playing once a week, want to take a look?" "I can give you a lift?" "Football is shit." "There are two guys in the team who are kind of gay." "Kind of?" "Well, they're actually gay." "You might like to meet them, or something?" "I can pop around." "They're great guys." "Gugga, what are you doing?" "Get out of here." "Jesus, what's going on here?" "I'm trying to take a leak." "Let me give you a blow job then." "Jesus Christ." "What are you doing?" "Jesus, I can't take this!" "Lads, we've got to fucking fix this." "By castrating him?" "It's terrible for our image to lose him like this..." "You're a shrink, Ási, can't you fix this?" "The sex drive is..." "He hasn't quit, no-one says he's quit." "That's not on the cards." "It is, if he's going behave like a queer." "He might contaminate the younger lads." "It's not contagious." "Just think of our Olga." "She got caught up in shit like this, and where is she now?" "The Westman Islands." "This is just a temporary situation." "It'll all blow over." "Yeah yeah." "I'll fix this." "I'm not one for spreading gossip, but I've heard disgusting stories." "Really disgusting." "Perverted." "Then he has the nerve to turn up at the reunion." "Hang on, what did you hear?" "What's so bad about being gay?" "Isn't everyone these days?" "Are you gay?" "That's a lie." "Look, I can assure you my son is not..." "Gay, go on, just say it." "I don't want no ass bugger in my team." "We've got to bar him." "He's not playing with us if he's a pervert." "What are you doing here?" "Haven't you spoken to your dad?" "You're off the team so you're not allowed." "Is this a joke?" "Do you find this funny?" "No." " Aren't you gay?" "We can't have gays playing with the champions." "Go join some other team." "Go fuck yourself, leave me alone," "I'm busy." "Go talk to your dad." "Ottar dear, come in for a second." "What is she doing here?" "Whisky, Ottar?" "Where's Maggi?" "He's at the Counterstrike tournament." "Sit down and chat with your brother and the girls." "Orri." "Yeah, sorry man." "So how's it going, pal?" "Just fine." "We just wanted to have a chat with you, just the family." "Yeah, we're only here to help you." "Orri and I, and Gugga of course." "I also have a friend..." " Shut up." "You know I still love you." "Shit, you're a mess." "What the fuck is she doing here?" "Isn't this good, the family?" "Just sitting down and talking things over." "Yeah, we're just talking things over here." "People need to talk, all of us together." "Always!" "This is no small situation that you've gotten us into." "Surely you realise that." "It's a shock for us..." "the fact that you're..." "Gay!" "That you are Gay!" "This gay shit of yours is just bullshit." "I'll go see if dinner's ready." "Cut it out, Orri," "I don't have to put up with this shit." "Just listen to him." "Shut up!" "What are you doing here anyway?" "I've come to help you." "OK lads, the meat's ready." "Where's mom?" "Isn't she going to eat with us?" "She went down to the club." "It's women's night at KR." "So did you cook for us?" "Hey, bitch!" "Not a word out of you." "I've had enough of this crap." "Can't you see what you're doing to me?" "I'm just thinking things over." "Don't give me any of that crap." "Dad!" "Pull yourself together and stop all this gay nonsense!" "Your mother and Gugga here..." "Sit down, Ottar," "I'm talking to you, lad!" "You can't talk to the dude." "You know that." "Jesus!" "He just needs some time." " Shut up!" "They're born into the world, you bring them up teach them how to fend for themselves and this is all the thanks you get." "Fuck." "Ragnheidur!" "You can come in now." "Orri!" " Shut up!" "He was so young when he scored that goal against those fucking Italians." "Only 15." "Dad." "He's gay." "A faggot!" "Lt'll be alright." "Mom Did you make some kind of pudding?" "Orri!" "I'm in a hurry, I've got to go and open the video store." "Orri, we should leave." "You go and wash up or something." "Try to do something for a change." "Stop bugging me, I'm talking to Mom." "Try to show your mom some respect, lad." "Maybe I'll just take it with me then." "I'll bring the bowl back of course." "This isn't like the time I took the soda-stream thing," "I'll bring it back." "I Promise." "There's some cream in the fridge." "OK mom." "See you, coach." "Shouldn't we get going?" "Yeah, Maggi, aren't you coming with us?" "No, I've got to complete this mission." "Don't you want to get dressed and..." "Cool it." "What mission?" "I'm killing these mobsters..." "These are great guys, you know." "You know, we're pretty easy-going around here." "Come on, lads, put some sweat into it!" "Here's Ottar." "Well then, where are the gays?" "You won't be disappointed." "Daniel, come over." "I want to introduce you to our new striker." "Guys!" "This is our new striker, Ottar Thor." "Weren't you on the KR team?" "Let's split into teams." "Ottar, don't you want to go and change?" "Right, lads, line up!" "Into what?" "Well, what do you think?" "Great, good fun, a lot better than I imagined." "You're just being polite." "I mean it." "Thanks for the game." "You too." "Matti, have you got any hair conditioner?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I've got some, what do you want?" "Redkin or Aveda?" "Just Redkin." "Ottar, have you had a go at screwing Danny here?" "I'm out of here." "Don't go." "You've got to try it sometime, it's really good, man." "Isn't Matti here next in line?" "Hey, don't give me that." "Stop it!" "Next meeting is on Friday." "Stop it!" "God, you're a pain!" "We've done quite well in the amateur league." "But been stuck in third place for most of the summer." "Just need one push to the top of the league." "We need to tighten our team work a bit, better attack." "What do you mean?" "You're cute, honey, just not aggressive enough." "I haven't stopped playing for KR yet." "Your dad won't stand for that." "No, he'll shove you straight back into the closet, love." "Fancy sitting on the bench all summer?" "Can I give you a lift somewhere?" "Actually I have a car, but yeah, why not?" "Bye." "I've got to pop in somewhere first." "Fancy a barbecue?" "Sure." "The homies are on the balcony, come in." "What's she doing here?" "Sopranos, all in the family." "Have you given any thought to women's football, Pétur?" "Pálmi is doing great with the women's team, man." "I saw them play those Italian sluts, fucking great stuff, man." "He did a great fucking job on them." "Once you've proven yourself with the women, the national mens team could be next!" "See what you've done?" "I don't believe it, they just scored!" "So he kept on sending me letters and stuff, and then when my wisdom teeth were taken out, he sent me a box of ice-pops!" "I swear, don't you think that's cute?" "How long have you guys been together?" "Wow, that's been nearly..." "Two months." "Shit!" "Dad can be a bit difficult, but mom is softer than the old man." "I'm working on him." "Trying to ease him into the homo vibe." "I rented him that Philadelphia movie." "That AIDS movie." "The one with Tom Cruise?" "Hanks." "Yeah, the one about the brave queer who dies." "So how old were you when you won the title?" "Yeah, you made a great Miss Iceland." "Yeah, you sure were." "You must have been in really good shape back then." "I suppose so, yeah." "I'm just saying that when Peter here was coaching Lilleström..." "They lost every game that season..." "That's why he's just coaching amateurs and working in the video store..." "He's lost all credibility." "We managed a draw against Rosenborg." "It's incredible how unlucky" "Lilleström has been with its coaches." "What was the name of that dude before you again?" "You mean Stefán Oli?" "He killed himself, didn't he?" "Shut up, Orri." "It wasn't because of that." "I'm just saying that a draw is for losers." "Nothing personal." "A draw is when you don't lose, but you don't win anything either." "Wasn't that before Ottar came out?" "You were still together then, weren't you?" "It was more on and off." "Yeah, and then you had that accident, didn't you?" "Hey, you were driving drunk, weren't you?" "I remember Orri saying that." "Big scandal." "It was in all the gossip magazines." "I'm not saying that goal you scored wasn't any good." "Against Arsenal." "It was fine." "I'm not trying to take that away from you." "Want a hotdog?" "Mustard, onion?" "Got any mayonnaise?" "Jesus, man, what the fuck's that?" "There's no mayonnaise here." "Mustard or ketchup or we just forget about it." "It must have been fun doing modelling after you won the title." "All those fashion shows and photo shoots?" "People often say, I should be a model." "Yeah, but still." "You're not pretty enough." "And you're also fat." "Oh..." "I thought..." "No!" "It's just not like that." "Let's have another drink." "KR?" "The worst game of all time?" "Screwed on their own turf!" "The lines are open." "Hello, who's speaking?" "First I'd like to thank you for a great programme." "What's happened to Ottar Thor?" "Has he changed sides?" "Is there any truth to these rumours?" "That he's going to be playing with girls?" "You're referring to the rumours regarding his sexuality?" "Isn't he a queer bast..." "It's your fault we lost." "I'm just the way I am." "I am what I am." "It's not my fault they kicked me off KR." "Are mass-murderers just meant to be themselves?" "That's not a fair comparison." "What's this asshole doing here, anyway?" "Take it easy." "We're just friends." "You think of no-one but yourself!" "They're going to give me hell in school." "I can deny it all." "Then you're on the magazine cover." "Well, hopefully." "You've just fucked everything up, the way you always do!" "Can't you two just be friends?" " Shut up." "He's just a spoilt brat." "Hallo." "Mom?" "Hey, who are we playing against?" "Hi Maggi, how are you?" "Are we ready to party?" "What, are you drunk?" "Listen, pal, take a cold shower before you get changed." "Are you Pétur?" "I hear this is a gay team." "I'm gay." "This ain't no gay team." "Doesn't matter, I'm gay and I'm playing." "I've had enough of this fairy shit!" "Pétur, go after him." "I heard you need a goalie." " Yes, have you played?" "Well, you know, with lots of teams." "In the amateur league." "Welcome then." "I'm Lára." " I'm Brósi." "Have you got a kit?" "We're not queers!" "Is it natural for footballers to talk like this?" ""Hey, he's cute" and all that kind of shit." "Bullshit." "Where did you hear that?" "I don't want to be on the bench all summer." "Pétur, this isn't going to work." "Why not?" "The rumours about our team." "They're saying this is a faggot's team." "Who's saying that?" "Everyone." "I can't play on this team anymore." "Why not?" "Are you prejudiced?" "I'm not." "I know lots of gays." "I'm just not one myself." "I'm not gay either." "Yes you are." "What's that supposed to mean?" "What are you talking about?" "This is a gay team and I'm not gay." "If you're not gay then this isn't a gay team." "Exactly." "No, but that's what everyone is saying." "I can't play on this team anymore." "Come on, don't go!" "Right, shall we get going?" "We've got a situation here." "Delta Force forfeit the game." " Why?" "One of us is injured, we're only ten." "That's okay, one of ours just quit..." "Let's not go crazy, we have rules," "It's eleven in each team." "Okay..." "We get three points then..." "Let's shake on it." "What's going on?" "They're giving us the game." "They don't want to play us." "You know that bloody well." "Homos 3 points, Homophobia 0 points." "That's great, man." "Hey, they gave the game away." "Really?" "Yeah, we're top of the league." "Hey, Maggi is out front." "This one here has always been one of my favourites." "It's Japanese, from Japan." "It's oriental." "Looks exotic." "This is just basic shit, man." "Look at the dick on that babe, it doesn't get any better than that." "That's incredible." "Come on, you dirty old man." "Hi there, kid, how's it going?" "I'm picking up a tape for dad." "Your dad still owes me." "That's just not good enough." "This isn't charity." "I want to be paid so you tell him that." "I don't want to have to blacklist him." "Here's the tape, get it back on time." "There are rules." "Leo is such a hunk." "Really sexy." "She's cute too, nice boobs." "Leo put on weight after he acted in that film the..." "The Beach." "Yeah, I think it makes him sexier." " Really?" "Makes you want to bite into him." "Fucking gays, you turn it all into some faggot bullshit." "Fucking perverts." "Maggi?" "Maggi!" "Oh, just let him go." "Blow me." "Right now?" "People don't want to play us anymore." "That's pathetic, this is a sick society." "People are so insane." "Fuck it, this is a joke anyway." "Fuck it, this is a joke anyway." "This is no joke." "There are only five of us, we need six to play." "Can't we just phone someone?" "I could call Kári." " Yeah, call him." "Who is he?" "He came second in that drag competition." "That's just what we need, another drag queen." "How many more do we need?" "Six." " No, four." "This is Freddy and Percy." "They're going to stick with us." "They enjoyed it so much yesterday." "They're both gay, which does no harm." "Listen, if you don't know how to tackle, just forget about it." "Fuck off." "Take it easy." "No!" "What are you doing?" "We've never had cards before." "About time." "This is ridiculous." "You did that on purpose, you kicked me instead of the ball." "Stop squabbling, you fucking queers!" "Are you crazy, man?" "Mouth to mouth." "Help him up." "Take the free kick." "Is mom home?" "She called..." " Speak up." "She just called, she's on the way home." "What's going on here?" "What mess is this?" "Grab your schoolbag, come with me." "I'm in the middle of a game." "I don't feel like coming." "Have you got money?" "No." "Buy yourself a pizza." "Tell your mom to call me when she comes in." "See you." ""Cooking with Joey Fel"" "Aren't you going to help me?" "I'm going to finish watching Joey Fel and then go to the club with the lads." "Really?" "I told you." "I thought we were going to watch Moulin Rouge..." "I've got red wine and cheese." "It's a Nicole Kidman theme-night." "I'm just going to have a beer with the lads." "Don't drink too much, it's a big game tomorrow." "You sound like my mother." "Will you be long?" "Maybe." "I'm not responsible for you." "You look a lot better." "It's not too bad." "I hear they're going to trash you." "They're not going to give the game away..." "After that screw-up the other day." "It's going to be a hard game." "Great." "Otherwise you'll just win the league." "I only mention this because you've got to control your men." "You've got to control those queers." "I don't want any fights." "This is just for the sake of the league, you know?" "For the whole concept of fair play..." "Just blow your fucking whistle!" "Hey, guys, let's do another song..." "Dancing Queen or Waterloo!" "Oh, hi son." "Jesus Christ." "Fucking disgusting!" "Eh, get out." "No, don't stop." "I've got to stop." "Hi, is Maggi here?" "Just leave him be." "What happened?" "What do you mean?" "Nothing." "He comes back here in a fucked-up state." "Spare me the sermon." "What were you doing at my parent's place Messing with me and my affairs?" "I don't know." "It was just bullshit." "Have you talked to him?" "No, he doesn't talk to me about anything." "How's he doing at school?" "Do you want to come in?" "What do we do now?" "I don't know." "Shouldn't I get going before the kid wakes up?" "I'm glad to see so many of you could make it today." "I don't think the league has ever been as popular as it's been this year, or as... diverse." "And now I'd like to invite Iceland's best known coach to draw this year's finalists." "A warm hand please for Victor Ingi!" "Is this the hat?" "I'm sure you have something snazzier in your division, but this is good enough for us amateurs." "The first team out of the hat..." "Pride United, the faggots." "They'll be playing the Fish Factory from Raufarhöfn." "Where the hell is Raufarhöfn?" "Are you a moron?" "In the east." "How am I supposed to know?" "Isn't that miles away?" "Yeah, but they're an easy team, we've got a real chance to make it to the final." "This is great, guys." "We're going into the country to play football, it'll be great fun." "Who cares if we know nothing about Raufarhöfn?" "Scoring goals is what matters." "It's all about scoring more goals than the enemy." "I'd also like to tell you that we've finally got with all the classifications and everything." "Let's give the designer a hand." "Thanks, Goggi." "Are you sure about this rehab?" "Listen, about, you know..." "We don't have to talk about it." "We were drunk, that's all." "It's time I sorted myself out," "I must be hitting rock bottom if I'm sleeping around with gay men." "Shit." "This is a shock." "I was going to cook." "It's a theme-night, I rented a Mexican movie," "I've got wine and..." "Maybe the theme-nights aren't working out." "Titanic wasn't my idea of a great night." "Is that what's bothering you?" "They're meant to be fun nights." "No, that's not it." "Isn't your wife still giving you blow jobs?" "Still?" "It happened once, by accident," "I was drunk, you know what I'm like then," "I'll do anyone." "You know what I'm like." "You know how I feel..." "Just relax a minute, let go..." "This isn't exactly what I'm looking for right now." "I'll cook us a meal, we'll have some wine." "Let's talk this over." "Come on." "We can still be friends." "Go clubbing and meet at practice." "Don't be like this." "It's over." "Relax, just relax, let me suck you off." "Ottar, come on!" "You're just feeling horny." "Watch the movie and jerk off." "Don't do this to me." "Don't walk out on me." "You know how I feel about you, I'm fond of you." "Yeah, I know." "I'm fond of you too." "Yeah, but I love you or or I'm really fond of you." "We're over." "Let's just leave it at that." "What, bang bang, thanks and it's over?" "Sorry, don't take it so personally." "I'll see you at practice." "I'd like to start off by pointing out some of the landscape." "Look at those big blue mountains..." "Enormous!" "The game starts in an hour." "Where is the pitch?" "The trawler won't be coming in for two hours." "Two hours?" "Half the team is on that trawler." "We've got two hours to go." " To what?" "The game." "Jesus Christ!" "Celebrity corner." "Strike a pose." "Gay soccer star finally comes out of the closet." "In-depth interview with Ottar and loads of pictures." "Has that fucking rag come out?" "Don't flash that around here, pal." ""Still looking for Mr. Right." Are you blind?" "Says he likes Bruce Springsteen, especially the early stuff." "Are you sure you're gay?" "What pages are the photos on?" " Pages 20-24." "Now all hell's going to break lose." "It's just one interview, come on." "Crappy weather." "It's been terrible all morning." "Bloody typical." "But they say it'll change later on, wait and see..." "How's the weather down south?" " Fine." "Isn't the trawler coming in soon?" "Yeah, everyone's really excited." "There's a car waiting for them at the harbour." "Are your lads in good shape?" " Yeah." "I'll open up the centre." "You can get changed in there." "Come on, get a move on." "Take your shoes off, there's a rack in there." "Has your dad been gay for long then?" "Dunno, not that long." "We've got a gay in the village." "He's cool and no-one ever disses him." "Except when they're telling gay jokes." "Do you want to fuck?" "I'm not sure..." "Or..." "There's not much else to do around here." "Oh, really?" "So tell me, are you all queer?" "This is the queer team from Reykjavik." "Don't you know us?" "So are you a lesbian?" "We're married." "We're just helping the lads." "They play the game, we shout from the sidelines." "That's neat." "We're pretty liberal here in Raufarhöfn." "There's even a multi-cultural community centre." "My wife is from Cambodia." "So she's "Cambodian" but not "lesbian"." "Good one." "And then of course there's Lárus, the engineer." "He's queer." "There's not much happening for him and his gay life, being the only gay in the village, since that Pole quit at the freezing plant." "He's going to be happy to see you guys." "Hi guys, coffee is ready." "That's my woman." "What do you make of her?" "Ok, that's enough, woman." "Stop that." "Where are you now?" "Pulling into harbour?" "No, I'm up at the centre." "Sigga's serving the homosexuals coffee." "I see, could you drop Lárus off?" "No, right you are." "The fishing's been really great, they decided to keep on fishing." "Meaning what?" "Can't we just call it a draw?" "We're taking three points." "Those are the rules." "We get three points, that's how it works." "You don't say." "Those are the rules." "So be it." "Shall we head down to the pub?" "To Café Cambodia." "Is there a cocktail bar here?" "Come on, lads, let's get plastered!" "The wife runs a little café." "We even have an accordion player on weekends but he broke his arm recently, poor thing." "Down to the pub, lads!" "I want to hear about the goal you scored against Arsenal." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Not now, man, later." "Don't be like this, talk to me." "Not now." "Haven't you got a game to play?" "It was called off." "So what's happening?" "We're going down to some bar or pub." "Café Cambodia." " Yeah, my mom's place." "You go ahead and we'll join you once I've shown him the sights." "Yeah, we'll see you down there!" "Okay." "Maggi." "Why are you acting like this?" " What do you mean?" "What's going on with you?" " Cool it, man!" "I'm talking to him." "I'm just showing him the place." " Where are you going?" "To my bedroom, relax." " To do what?" "Just chill-out, man." "Will you be long?" "No." "We've got to fix this fucking mess." "Castrate him." "Shut up." "I'm doing the talking here." "Yeah, I've tried talking to the lad." "It's no use." "I even got Ási, the shrink, involved." "Ási is a wimp." "What's the problem?" "Does he want a raise?" "Don't give me that." "We should have a non-gay clause in all future contracts..." "Something on paper to confirm they have a wife." "Should we stick an asshole clause into your contract too?" "My contract?" "What do you mean?" "You know people talk about you in the club." "Some girls in the junior league have started to..." "Now come on, guys!" "We have to put a lid on this." "Remember the famous jockey and his horse?" "They managed to cover that up." "He makes us look like a bunch of idiots." "Not necessarily." "There's no such thing as bad publicity." "Is your brain switched off?" "I want him back on the fucking team!" "Listen, is it alright if Maggi stays with you for a few days?" "Gugga got a place." "Is she going into rehab?" "That's great." "Dad's out of the closet and mom is in rehab, great parenting." "Can he stay here or not?" "Yeah, the boy better stay with his uncle for a while." "We can watch Barfly and even Philadelphia when dad returns it." "Listen, thanks." "When are they releasing her or whatever it's called?" "In a few days, I think." "The kid needs a break from all this gay shit." "I know where he's coming from." "Maybe I'll even manage to nudge him out of the closet." "Only joking!" "You take care of of the drunken bitch and I'll take care of the lad here." "Case closed." ""He ain't heavy, he's my brother." Strong words, I know but I mean it." "Fucking jerk." "Listen, I owe you one." "I'll see you, okay?" "Maggi, want a Coke?" "What the fuck." "That'll cost 150kr." "A can of coke costs 150kr." "You know where the kiddie movies are." "We have rules in here, boy." "Are you his dad?" "We've managed to corner him." "He's wild, he's been shouting about Raufarhöfn." "Is that where he was heading?" "He doesn't have a driving license, does he?" "No, the dude is only thirteen." "Of course he can't drive." "He doesn't even have any hair on his balls!" "Do you own that jeep he's in?" " The Terrano Playstation?" "Yeah, it's a fucking pimped-up ride!" "Take it for a spin if the kid doesn't fuck it up." "Who gave him the alcohol?" " Was he drunk too?" "Yes, I think so." "He couldn't have been drunk." "I gave him one or two beers at the most." "It's better than the giant nugget of hash he had." "I frisked the dude and took it." "I confiscated it!" "The hash?" "Do you have it now?" "Why, are you going to search me with an anal-intruder?" "I threw it away." "They've just arrested the kid." "Jesus, what have you done?" "Are you talking to me?" "This is your fault!" " I didn't do this." "Sure you did!" "You got him drunk and lent him your car, you idiot." "That' s not true." "You said so." "Shut up." "That's not true." "Look at the fucking jeep." "See what he's done!" "Isn't it fucking insured?" "You know what that bitch is like." "The bloody whore was going to do it." "They can never do anything right, these cunts." "I don't even have a driving license." "Hang on, you don't have a license?" "I can drive and stuff." "Those guys from the insurance companies, they're insane!" "Hey, what's your name?" " Who?" "You." "What's your name and social security number?" "Let's get going, come on, Ottar." "Guys, what the hell were you thinking out there?" "The offence was in shambles." "Where was Ottar?" "Though Ottar didn't turn up, that's no excuse you played like a bunch of morons." "Where the hell was he?" " I don't know." "It's impossible without him." "I doesn't matter, I mean you can't stop being a team just because he doesn't show." "Guys, we're not in junior league." "No, worse, the amateur league." "Seriously, guys." "If you're going to play in my team you do what I say." "I'm sick and tired of all you prima donnas." "There's only one star in this team and that's me." "Shut up!" "Why are you always so nasty to me?" "Relax!" "Brósi!" "What are you doing?" "I've had enough of this crap!" "Maybe we should quit." "Don't say that." "I know we're all gay, but that was never the point for me." "This isn't some kind of a gay activist team." "I wanted to play football." "Let's not get bogged down by politics, this is about team spirit, the team as a whole." "A man, a ball." "Yeah, I want to play football." "Do you know what makes us a team?" "It's the fact that we're all gay." "No." "That's what unites us." "Fucking faggots." "Yeah, you fucking faggots." "I'm sorry." "Leave me alone!" "Open the door, son." "Piss off!" "Darling, open the door and talk to us." "Fucking drunk!" "Open the door now." " Fucking fag!" "Just leave him be for a bit." "Do you want some coffee?" "This is for Maggi, tell him it's from me." "Might cheer him up in these dark ages." "Will do." "Do you think you could pop over tonight?" "What for?" "For your mom's sake." "What about her?" "She's dying." "Yeah, we didn't want to say anything at first she's had some tests." "She doesn't have much left." "I don't believe it." "She doesn't want to talk about it." "Your mother is a very private person." "This is just between you and me." "Understood?" "What's wrong with her?" "It's something something incurable." "He didn't return the tape." "So last night I knocked on his door..." "Hi, there." "Have a seat." "Nice article in the magazine." " Shut up!" "Let me do that, darling." "Sit down." "No need to strain yourself." "No thanks, not for me..." " Shut up, eat." "Son, maybe the issue isn't so much that you're..." "Gay, just say it." "Don't you think you should forget all that nonsense?" "I am your father, they're laughing at me in KR." "Look at your mother, see what it's doing to her." "What are you talking about?" " Nothing to do with you, woman." "This is between Ottar and myself." "I'm only here for her." "I haven't come to listen to you." "Just relax." " Shut up." "All of us here care about you, Ottar." "Me, your brother Orri, Aµsi the shrink here, your mother... who, thanks to you, has become the laughing stock of the KR women." "Yet she's still here." "She loves you." " Yes, as we all do." "Shut up, I do the talking in my house." "I'm not here because of you." "I'm here because mom is sick." "What have you told him?" "I told him that..." "That you were dying." "I only had a wart removed from my foot." "It could have gone badly." "Could I have a word with you in the kitchen?" "What madness is this?" "Your dad is a bit eccentric, he asked me to come here and..." "Don't be talking shit about my dad, okay?" "Orri, take it easy." "I can't take any more of this, I'm out of here." "Are you coming?" "I'll hang around here for a bit." "Finish eating, make sure everything is okay." "Come and have a word with me." "Why are you always so nasty?" "Shut up." "Orri?" "Jesus, domestic violence!" "He's getting too cocky." "Does he expect us to play against a team of faggots?" "I was there and that was the conclusion." "Yeah, on our pitch, one game and then he'll sign the contract." "Over my dead body!" "Look, this doesn't have to be a problem." "And you say they suck?" "Of course, they suck." "What is this shit?" "If you go ahead with this I quit." "This could be good PR." "Picture the headline KR supports repressed minority." "We're not going to advertise this shit." "Guys, we'll make it look like a practice game." "Are you serious?" "Shut up." "It's my club, not yours." "August 16th, Pride United versus KR on the KR pitch." "We're playing KR." "Hang on, where's the catch?" "What do you mean?" "Just think of what this game can do for gay rights..." "I'm not about to embark on some bullshit crusade here!" "We're going to play KR." "I've said this so often, I'm no activist." "That's not what this is about, guys." "Let's no get bogged down by politics here." "Are we ready to play a top team like KR?" "This is about football!" "Lt'll be fun, it'll be fun!" "Here's to us, lads!" "Cheers!" "To Ottar!" "Gay United, wow!" "Let us in, we want to talk to the board they're trying to change KR into some kind of gender-bender club." "I want to talk to him - now." "We'll get more seats in." "Call you back in five." "What's going on out there?" "It's because of tomorrow's game, people are upset by the gay aspect of the game." "No, enough of this, the game is cancelled!" "It's not that simple." " Why not?" "The game is sold out." "They're going wild." "Stebbi says we've broken all box-office records." "There are twenty or thirty thousand gays on the march, and they're all coming." "What march?" "It's gay pride day tomorrow, Björgvin." "Faggots and lesbians are marching across town." "I'm putting an end to this." "You can't do that, the media will fuck us." "Is he ready?" "He refuses to come out, he's locked himself in." "Isn't he coming with me?" "Maggi, are you OK?" "He put a lock on his door, I didn't want to interfere." "He's got a girlfriend and stuff." "Maggi, don't do this to me." "I've got no time for this." "I thought we were all supposed to tog out?" "You've got to be in drag, it's gay pride." "It's all about pride, baby." "I understand but we decided to be a team." "Oh, don't be a square." "Give us a break." "That's what we decided." "Just walk out there, be proud, be gay and have fun." "You'll be the only one in a costume." "No, we're all in costumes." "Let's hope the weather holds." "They expect some precipitation in the afternoon." "Some wetness." " You mean rain?" "That's what the weatherman said..." "Shut up, dad." "Are you coming on the march?" "Downtown?" "Of course they're coming." "Are there gays in Cambodia?" "No, it's forbidden." "It isn't legal at any rate." "Get up, Eiríkur." "I'm not feeling too good." "Eiríkur Gudmundsson, get out of that bed this minute!" "You are going to watch your son play football!" "No-one has had to drag you to a game before." "This is different." "He's playing with a bunch of faggots." "What's wrong, son?" "You're the one who's driving everyone crazy." "There's been a lot going on." "I hardly even know you anymore." "Don't give me that, I'm your dad." "Yes, he is, he even had a blood test." "Who's this?" "That's his girlfriend." " Mom!" "That's your girlfriend." "Isn't her name Rósa?" "Rósa from Raufarhöfn?" "She's cute." "Yeah, cute Rósa." "I don't want to talk about it." "Are you still pissed about that interview?" "Of course I am." "You should hear the slagging I get." "Everyone knows about it, it was on the cover!" "It's not that I hate gays," "I don't see why you make such a big deal of it." "You went over the top." "I suppose I did, I'll give you that." "Aren't kids more hip about these things today?" "Yeah, equal rights and all that?" "I made a mess, but at least your mom's still a Miss Iceland." "Your friends must think that's cool." "No, well, maybe." "Raggi and the lads are always talking about her." "That's not enough, you can't solve it that easily." "And now you've got a girlfriend too." "A girlfriend in secondary school, that's cool, no matter what people say." "She's just a friend." "I'd hold on to that girl, she's a good girl." "How gay can you get?" "Are we okay then?" "Are you coming with us?" "Yeah, ok." "Girls." "Wait for me!" "Has it started?" "God, am I too late?" "Hi, guys." "It's going to be strange playing against you, man." "Why's that?" "I'm usually in the same team as you." "We've always been on the same team." "What do you mean?" "Hey, is there a Gay Pride ball afterwards?" "Down at the Gay Bar, are you coming?" "Yeah, guess so." "Why don't you just come with us?" "Yeah, why not." " See you later." "We're not sitting here!" "Come on, get up!" "What do you mean?" "You're coming with me or I'm not talking to you anymore." "Have you spoken to your dad?" "He spoke to me earlier." "Now he knows I exist, I'm not just anybody anymore." "Let's get the crowd going!" "Well then, lads, here we are." "Don't worry if you are nervous." "The main thing is to forget about the crowd, and all the things people want to read into this game." "How can I put it?" "This is football, right?" "I mean when I scored that goal against Arsenal it was a great goal, and an unforgettable experience" "to score in front of 35 thousand people." "You'll never experience that, lads." "But you can believe in it." "Let's go for it, into the game in that spirit." "I was just playing football!" "Just a man and a ball, a ball and a man, and we're in this together and we'll do our best, right?" "And even better than that if we need to." "Guys, it doesn't matter who wins." "This is about who scores more goals." "A man, a ball." "Let's do it!" "Together!" "Faggots, faggots!" "Fucking faggot football!" "Come on then!" "You're not going out in that dress?" "Put some pants on." "For a friend." "We didn't do too well, did we?" "You didn't seriously think we were going to win, did you?" "No, maybe not, but..." "That's football."