"So my new step-brother situation with Drake is working out preety well." "Living with Josh isn't so bad." "But he has got to stop clipping his toe nails on my bed." "Drake's bed sure is comfortable." "Bye bye toe nail!" "Anyway." "My band is doing great." "We are playing tonight at this really cool place which is why, I wrote this new song." "It kinda goes..." "Sounds better on guitar." "Drake always rehersing with his band downstairs at the garage." "They are really good,but kinda loud." "Makes it hard to study uphere sometimes." "But mostly, I kinda like having a new stepbrother." "I guess i just wish that Josh would loosen up,and have a little more fun." "Drake is really smart." "But he is all about having fun..." "Fun, fun, fun." "Wouldn't kill him if he would be a little more responsible." "Oh.." "Oh Gross!" "Gross!" "Josh!" "Josh!" "I am working on a song here." "Do you have to make all that noise?" "Dude i can't concentrate." "I can't here you!" "I am wearing earplugs." "Dude cant you build you mechanical dork machine somewhere else?" "It is not a dork machine." "It's a working replica of midivial catapult ." "So." "SO!" ", when I'm done this baby is gonna be able to throw 15feet in the air." "Impressive." "Oh hey.." "Hey why don't you climb in it and flee yourself outta my room?" "This is my room." "It was my room first." "Alright,let's compromise we could, I was just gonna say, but I just wanted" "Headache!" "Drake and Josh Josh!" "Please turn that off Your Dad's on the phone in the kitchen." "Hi, Mom." "You look preety." "Oh Thank you baby, we're going out to dinner with your father's boss." "No we are not.That's Mr. Galoway on the phone." "What happened?" "Well their babysitter canceled on them, So he cancelled on us." "I am never going to get that promotion." "Sorry baby." "I really wanted to wow them at the dinner." "You know drake and I can babysit for your boss ." "What?" "Babysit?" "What?" "Boys i so appreciate this." "But-my band is playing tonight." "I'll go call Mr. Galowaya, you go finish with your hair." "My hair is finished." "I know." "I'll go call the Galowayeve." "Babysit!" "Babysit!" "How could you volunteer us to babysiting?" "Because this dinner is really important to my Dad." "He's trying to get a promotion." "But for my band the show tonight is just as important as your dads dinner." "Hey, he is your dad now too you know." "Whatever." "Come on!" "It's just a little baby,big deal." "I do not know." "I saw this movie once about baby alligator and he grew up man eater." "Nobody is talking about an alligator." "Wel maybe somebody better start, before it's too late." "Drake, Josh!" "The Galowayevi are here." "Comeon Drake let's go meet the baby." "I'll be right back." "I'll help you until i leave with the band." "After that, the baby is your problem." "Just grab the tail and throw, you shoud be ok." "Look at how he sleep, he's such a little angel." "Thank you.Now he should sleep through the night." "But in case he doesn't, all you need is this." "Great." "You see all we need," "And this." "And maybe, some of, this." "This one's his favorite." "This one always put him right to asleep." "Come on darling I think the boys can handle it." "Of course we can." "Oh yes." "You should to go." "After you." "Promise me you will take extra special care of little Max?" "No problem,It;s under -control." "Don't worry about a thing." "Well ... see you." "Wait, where you're going." "You said you'll help me?" "Help you what,He's soundly sleeps." "What if he wakes up?" "She said he's gonna sleep whole night, you'll be fine." "Get that!" "would you" "Answer it!" "It's stuck." "Pull it." "PULLING." "PULLING!" "Oh the baby!" "O the-Fishes!" "Drake we'll go on stage in 2 hours." "Could we please get some rehersal?" "Do you not hear this?" "We cann't make it stop." "Maybe his diaper.......you know "filled"." "That always makes me cry." "Drake, check the diaper." "Oh yeah like that'll happen." "Come on,just peek in there, and tell me if there's any....." ""ITEMS"." "I am not looking in there." "Then-just sniff it ." "I will not smelling baby's butt." "I wanna sniff it!" "Go for it." "Well ..." "It's Not bad." "Really?" "Oh......." "This is the worst I have ever smelled." "Oh that....yeah.. that's true." "Come on, how bad can it be." "Josh?" "Josh." "There......" "There there he's done." "Now we need some diperrrrrrrrr.... ..." "That's something!" "The Diaper GO!" "This is moist!" "Give me another one!" "I think that was the last one!" "Oh great!" "We got a naked baby, and no diapers." "What are we gonna use?" "And there we are." "Alright That baby cannot look stupid." "You see what you do?" "Make it-stop!" "But how?" "The Bear, where's the singing bear, one that puts him to asleep?" "I do not know." "Look over there." "Got it." "Hurry, wind it ​​again!" "I said wind it,not murder it!" "What are we gonna do?" "Finally." "Yeah, Okay." "I'm gonna go finish my catapult." "Oh That's Scotty,I gotta go to the gig." "Wait Drake!" "You cann't just leave me alone with the baby." "You'll be fine, He's asleep." "Next time don't volunteer us to babysit." "What if he wakes up and starts crying Again?" "I can't play the guitar." "You'll think of something, see you later." "Drake wait, I ..." "I need you." "Okay,Okay he's right." "I can do this." "Everything, everything is under control." "Crying is stopped, my catapult is almost done." "Baby's gone." "Baby's gone!" "Here, baby, baby, baby .." "Here Max .." "Where are you?" "This is so bad." "Wait, I hear crying .." "Oh it's just me!" "I'll check the garage." "Here baby, baby .." "Max, are you in here?" "!" "How am i gonna find him?" "I know." "Marco!" "Marco!" "(IGRA MARCO-POLO)" "Comeon Max you know how this works, say Polo!" "What am I thinking!" "Babies don't swim." "I need help." "Gotta call Drake." "Your band going in about.....20 minutes" "Drake." "Why do you smell like a dirty diaper?" "Because I actually changed one." "Unlike you, who just left us alone." "Oh like the way you left Josh, to come here?" "It's completely different." "He's the one that .." "I ..." "You ..." "I think you're right." "Drake,pickup,pickup,pickup!" "O Please pick up." "Drake ... no voice mail!" "Draka i can't do this all by myself I'm running all over the house..." "The baby won't say polo!" "I do not know maybe ..." "What's that?" "Drake Call me!" "baby!" "It was just my catapult." "With the baby-curtain diaper on it." "No, no, no, no." "My Catapult couldn't throw the baby." "No way" "I flaged the baby!" "Hi Drake." "We can't wait for you guys play tonight." "Totally?" "your band rockes." "Well we do it for the fans." "So what are you guys doing after the show?" "Do you smell dirty diapers?" "Oh yeah yeah, that's our guitar player Paul." "He has "ISSUES"." "Oh yeah." "Where are you Max?" "The ball landed on the roof." "I wonder if .." "The baby's on the roof!" "Drake, you are not gonna believe this but the baby......" "is just fine Mr.Galoway." "Max is right here." "You wanna talk to him?" "He is kinda busy right now,can i take a message." "No." "Ok here he is." "Oh he sounds so happy." "Hello little Maxi." "Mama." "He said, Mama!" "That's his first words." "Oh Max say it again." "Mama!" "Max!" "I am so excited." "Come on, go I should be there for this." "Take my purse" "Take my purse, Bob!" "Hey i got a voice mail." "See you on stage." "Drake i cann't do this all by myself.I am running all over the house ..." "Drake, your band is the Next." "Yeah man get in here." "All right, i'll be there in a sec." "Drake Call me!" "Hang in there Max!" "Just stay on the roof." "Uncle Joshi is coming to the rescue." "Okay,Okay!" "This could be worse." "Oh no it couldn't!" "No baby, no ladders, no happiness." "So, just hanging there?" "Drake!" "You came back.Uh yeah" "My gig got canceled." "Can you tell me what you're doing up there ..." "It is a long ,sad story." "Can you put the ladder back up?" "Hey, where's the baby?" "Hmm possibly on the roof." "You put the baby on the roof!" "No!" "It's concivable though that he was flown there by catapult." "Drake I ruined everything!" "The baby is missing the house is destroyed and my dad's gonna get fired." "Hey, where is Megan?" "I do not know, I haven't seen her since the baby disappeared." "I think I might know where the baby is." "Okay, I'm coming down." "Oh Come on!" "Alright, where is he?" "I think hanging in the roof." "Not Josh-the baby?" "Why would you think that i would have the baby?" "Because you are devious twisted little girl." "Well Thank you, Drake." "Where is the baby!" "I deserve this." "This is all because I forgot feed my pet turtle SHELDON at kindergarden." "He went to heaven,and my life is bad." "You happy SHELDON!" "We are even now!" "Josh." "SHELDON!" "Josh, what are you doing up there?" "Oh it's you guys..." "You know just baby poop is in the gutters." "Get down from there." "This minute!" "Okay, catch me." "Walter." "Yes, sir?" "Your son is on me." "I'm sorry, sir." "Alright Josh, what's going on?" "Who is watching-Max?" "Drake's inside." "I am going to check on the baby." "No!" "I mean ..." "It's such a nice night." "You guys should go for a walk or .. a vacation." "I'm going to hear Max say "mama"." "Okay, I can explain." "Here's what happened........" "I..........." "Oh Good evening everyone." "My baby." "Say mama, say mama." "How?" "How what?" "The baby is back The house is perfect, my dad's boss is happy." "Say mama." "Say mama." "Was he well behaved?" "No trouble at all." "Like he wasn't even here." "Well we have a long drive home." "Thanks for dinner." "Thank you Bob." "Please call me Mr. Galoway." "Come on, say mama, say mama!" "Megan,did you help the boys with the baby?" "I sure did mommy." "That's is my girl." "Okay, right now up to bed." "Thanks boys." "Tonight,It meant a lot to me." "I..." "I owe you guys one." "No problem." "We are glad to help." "Okay, I owe you one." "Where did you find the baby?" "The same place where we found your Diary, itching powder,the sting bombs." "Megan!" "Yes." "So how come your gig got cancelled?" "Oh you know the club was overbooked, so we just decided ..." "No-you bailed on your gig to ... comeback here and help me." "Because you love me." "Well I knew tonight was important." "Yeah, it meant a lot to my dad." "Hey, he's my dadnow too." "Boys." "Why does kitchen carpet smell like pee?" "Translation By:" "VIVEK JOSHI" "We gotta change it." "I do not know how to change a diaper." "Well Rina you're a girl, you change it." "Okay,sure yeah .. one second." "She is not coming back."