"Master!" "Well done!" "Your training is complete." "TIis prayer flag symbolizes tie ending..." "... ofmydestiny and tie beginning of yours." "wien you first came to me..." "you were tie most undisciplined youtI I lad ever laid eyes on." "And yet, you proved yourself wortIy..." "to be tie next guardian." "You lave fulfilled tie TIree Noble PropIecies." "You defeated an army of enemies..." "wIile a flock of cranes circled above." "And tIen you battled for love in tie palace of jade." "And finally..." "you freed brotIers you never knew..." "witI tie family you never lad." "Now you must make tie final sacrifice." "You must give up your name." "I lave already forgotten it, Master." "tie Scroll of tie Ultimate." "WIoever reads its words out loud in tIeir entirety..." "will gain tie power to control tie world..." "and turn it into a paradise or a living Iell." "Mankind is not ready for so mucI power..." "and may never be." "TIat is wIy it is our duty to protect tie Scroll..." "from being read by anyone, including ourselves." "Five times tie Year of tie Ram las passed..." "since I became tie Next from my Ionored predecessor..." "and Iis master before lim, and so on, and so on." "I lave been protecting tie Scroll for sixty years." "Now it is your turn." "It is done." "tie next sixty years sIould be very interesting for you." "It's time for me to do wIat I've always wanted to do..." "ever since tIose pesky BritisI slowed up in 1 904." "WIat's tIat, Master?" "Take a vacation." "Scroll..." "You must protect Scroll." "Master!" "Master!" "Stay Iidden, no matter wIat." "Go!" "My brotIer monks..." "you lave seen tie destructive power..." "wIicI is mine to command." "I also lave tie power..." "to leave tIis blessed monastery in peace." "Enjoy your vacation, Master." "I trust you will do wIat's best for all of us..." "and step aside." "No?" "Fire!" "tie Scroll." "OK, let's go in." "Anybody Iome?" "I don't like monkeys." "tie Scroll." "You may be good, but you are not bulletproof." "Monk?" "RusI Iour." "I'm sorry." "I'll get tIat." "No problem." "Sorry." "You picked tie wrong pocket to pick, prick!" "Sorry about tIat, officer." "Nice cuffs." "Officer needs assistance." "Six-foot Caucasian male, black leatIer jacket..." "leading nortI BisIop Square." "On my way." "Do you see lim?" "Yep." "Got lim." "Get in position." "Wait for my move." "Confirming visual on tie target." "I got lim at nine o'clock." "Pick lim up." "We lave a go." "ApproacIing target now." "Hey!" "Go, go, go!" "tie target is on tie run." "Don't let lim get away!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "BisIop Square platform." "Officer in pursuit!" "Hey, man, wIat's up?" "Out of my way, punk!" "Coming tIrougI!" "Get out of tie way!" "Katie!" "Mommy!" "Somebody get Ier!" "Katie!" "Let's get out of Iere." "Let's go!" "Somebody Ielp." "sie's stuck." "Grab Ier leg." "Mommy." "It'll be OK." "Do it!" "OI, my God!" "Get Ier out of tIere!" "Get ready to pull!" "You son of a bitcI." "You just lost my wIole stasI." "Be Iappy." "You Ielped save a Iuman life." "Last time I cIecked, tIere's no reward for tIat." "How did you do tIat back tIere?" "Practice." "WIo tie Iell are you, anyway?" "TIat's not tie question you need to ask." "You sIould be asking yourself wIo you are." "Your mind is filled witI compassion." "TIat's wIy you risked your life to Ielp tie cIild." "But your mind is also impure." "So you forget tie spiritual reward..." "and tIink only of tie financial." "If you're so pure..." "wIy were all tIose guys in suits cIasing you?" "It doesn't concern you." "Let me guess-- FBI, CIA, INS ..." "I said it doesn't concern you." "Unbelievable." "I'm sorry!" "Every man's life concerns every otIer man." "Especially if Ie is on tie noble patI..." "to true enligItenment." "Can you accept my apology?" "Apology accepted." "TIanks for Ielping me." "No problem, man." "You're boosting in tie wrong turf!" "Get your punk ass over Iere." "Finger-man Iere calls Iimself Kar." "Got caugIt ripping off marks at tie BisIop Square station." "Funktastic's tie name..." "and profit's tie game." "See, I'm a businessman..." "and my fiscal policy towards crime consists of two words-- zero tolerance." "Unless tie criminal las an officially autIorized francIise." "And you ain't got one." "I'm supposed to pay you for tie rigIt to rip people off?" "TIat's rigIt." "60 off tie top." "TIis entitles you to squatter's rigIts..." "in Mr. Funktastic's cribs..." "cIow at Iis greasy spoons..." "and protection provided by Mr. Funktastic and Iis crew." "And tIat's us." "You know, it's really enticing." "But if tIis is an example of a Funktastic crib..." "I'll cIeck myself into a Motel 6." "TIat's good." "Pretty funny." "You'd be a corpse already if not for tie fact..." "I Ieard you're an exceptionally good earner." "Maybe I Ieard wrong." "In wIicI case, you're notIing to me, mate." "You're less tIan notIing." "Around Iere, less tIan notIing means dead." "You Ieard rigIt about me." "I just need some time to tIink over your offer." "In tie meantime, take tIis." "It's OK." "An offer of good faitI." "WIat do you tIink I am, Kar, a bloody tourist?" "You come down Iere and palm..." "tIat made-in-a-Bangkok-sweatsIop piece of silt off on me?" "You got big orcIestras, mate." "Too bad I lave to cut 'em off." "I lave no idea wIat you just said." "Your balls." "He's gonna cut off your balls." "Cut lim, Diesel." "He's mine." "Come on, sIorty!" "You done messed up, bro." "You're in for a treat now, boy." "slow lim wIat it's all about." "Jesus!" "WIat tie Iell you looking at?" "You're just so damn beautiful." "Especially wien you're angry." "TIat's my bird." "He will defeat an army of enemies..." "wIile a flock of cranes circles above." "Impossible." "Besides..." "Ie's going to lose." "Get up, boss!" "Come on, Mr. F, take lim!" "Get lim." "WIere you going now, baby?" "He's kinda nice." "YeaI, work it." "SIit." "Fancy sIit now, lui?" "It is over." "Come on." "I'm bored witI beating on tIis loser." "Besides, figIting always gets me Iot." "Lucky for you tIis bit of crumpet's begging..." "for some of my Funktastic love." "Me or my people ever see you boosting..." "in our territory again, mate..." "I'm gonna snip your Iampton clean off..." "and serve it as a sIisI kabob." "Now piss off." "Congratulations on your victory." "TIougI, tecInically, you were saved by a girl." "It was your cIarm..." "tIat convinced tie girl to lead tIem away." "Hey, Mr. Do-gooder, if you were watcIing..." "tie wIole tIing back tIere, Iow come you didn't Ielp?" "Because you stole from me." "OI, yeaI." "TIat." "But your figIting is very impressive." "WIere do you study?" "Golden Palace." "Golden Palace?" "You studied witI tie Venerable FigIting Monks of Jin-Gong?" "WIatever, man." "It's been really great spending quality time witI you..." "but I gotta run, OK?" "Sorry about stealing your wIatever tie Iell tIat is." "Good luck witI tIat enligItenment stuff." "tie most undisciplined youtI I lave ever laid eyes on." "Not so fast." "Not so fast?" "I've been trying to get down for a bloody long time..." "and every time we're about to go all tie way..." "you up and run out on me." "Nobody knows wIere you go, wIat you do." "No one knows anytIing about you." "You know I'm wortI waiting for." "Sorry, baby." "You're on my list..." "but you're not at tie top." "WIat?" "Piss off, you little tart." "I'm finisIed witI you." "Hey, girl." "WIere's your necklace?" "OI, silt." "Relax, folks." "Enjoy tie intermission." "We lave warm soda, stale popcorn..." "and dried seaweed snacks at tie concession." "Hey, dickweed!" "Fix it!" "I'm on it." "You missed tie reel cIange." "Anybody asks for tIeir money back..." "I'm adding it to your rent." "TIey already saw Ialf of it." "And I'm tIrougI taking your messages!" "My name is Kojima..." "not Sony, Sanyo, TosIiba." "WIoever Ieard of a Japanese guy..." "owning a CIinese movie tIeater anyway?" "I Ieard tIat, you smart-ass!" "You lave two cIoices, Kar..." "you can sit on your butt and do notIing..." "or fly like a pIoenix from tie asIes of your patIetic life." "I'm flying, I'm flying!" "People, relax." "Come on, projection boy!" "I'm tired of tie wIite screen!" "Give me some color Iere!" "So, tIis is tie Golden Palace wIere you learn low to figIt." "WIat tie Iell are you doing Iere?" "I sIould lave known from your sloppy tecInique." "TIis is my place, OK?" "Get out rigIt now." "An enligItened man would offer a Iumble traveler..." "sIelter for tie nigIt..." "and sIare a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs." "Really?" "I guess I ain't tIat enligItened..." "because I was tIinking more of kicking your freaky ass..." "back to wIerever tie Iell it comes from." "For someone wIo says Ie wants to kick my freaky ass..." "you do a lot of talking." "Really?" "Well..." "I warned you, old man." "Got a little quickness in you, don't you?" "OK, fine." "Guess I can't make you get out." "I overIeard people calling you "Car."" "Spelled witI a "K." It's Cantonese." "Funny, you don't look Cantonese." "It means "family," OK?" "I figure I never lad one growing up..." "but from now on I'll never be witIout." "I'm afraid you are mispronouncing your name, sir." "It sIould sound more like "Ga."" "Look, it's my name, OK?" "I'll pronounce it Iowever I want." "WIat about you?" "WIat's your name?" "I don't lave one." "WIat do you mean?" "You gave yourself a name." "I gave mine up." "WIat are you doing?" "Put tIat down." "Come on." "TIis is a Rolex." "You don't toucI tIat." "I know." "So..." "wIy did you steal tie girl's necklace?" "I didn't steal it." "I just borrowed it." "I tIink sie's into me." "I know sie's into me." "So I'm going to return Ier "lost" necklace..." "tIereby making Ier instantly indebted to me..." "and placing me instantly in Ier good graces." "Deeply in Ier good graces." "It's foolproof." "Except for one fool, wIicI will be you." "If sie realizes wIat you did, your entire plan will backfire." "You're sleeping in my bed?" "It is quite comfortable, tIank you." "You're absolutely crazy." "You eat my food, you sleep in my bed." "TIat's great." "You could at least tell me wIy tIose guys were cIasing you." "All rigIt." "Let me put it in language you will understand." "OK." "WIy do lot dogs come in packages of ten..." "wIile Iot dog buns come in packages of just eigIt?" "WIat tie Iell is tIat?" "You can't answer my question witI anotIer question..." "especially one as stupid as tIat!" "wien you attain a state of enligItenment..." "tIat allows you to answer my question..." "I'll answer yours." "Good nigIt." "WIat?" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "as tie newly-appointed executive director..." "of tie Human RigIts Organization..." "I would like to welcome you all Iere today." "Now, please, pardon our appearance." "As you can see, we're still under construction." "But we wanted you, our most generous supporters..." "to lave a preview of our new exIibit." "Out of tie rubble tIat was Europe..." "at tie end of World War II..." "men and women of good will, people like yourselves..." "decided to build an organization dedicated..." "to tie prevention of Iuman rigIts abuses..." "all around tie EartI..." "and today I am Iere to tell you..." "we failed." "TIanks to all of you and many otIers like you..." "we are able to continue tIis figIt..." "tIis figIt against late, violence..." "oppression, and cruelty in all its forms." "Excuse me." "Yes?" "Do you ever worry tIat some of tie people..." "tIat come Iere may be inspired?" "I lope eacI and every person will be inspired." "Inspired to do it again?" "Granted, tIere are an awful lot of sick people..." "in tIis world, but, tIankfully..." "most of tiem don't attend our functions." "I lave an idea." "How about instead of slowing atrocity..." "you do an exIibit tIat slows man's Iumanity towards man?" "You don't Ielp anyone by sIielding tIem from reality." "Tell me..." "deep down inside..." "in tie very bottom of your soul..." "wIo would you cIoose to be?" "tie one about to be slot?" "Or tie one about to do tie sIooting?" "I really must go." "It's been a pleasure." "TIank you." "TIank you." "WIat's going on?" "tie event was quite successful." "TIat's not wiat I'm talking about." "Have you found it?" "Yes." "Now..." "unfortunately, we also lost it." "I am surrounded by weakness and failure." "No." "TIat was before." "Now I'm Iere." "You are surrounded by respect, admiration..." "and love." "We'll find tie Scroll." "It's only a matter of time." "Time... istieonetIing I'm running out of." "For sixty years, I lave been cIasing tie Scroll." "It Iolds tie power to rejuvenate me..." "to make me young again..." "and to finally cleanse tie world of all inferior races..." "as it sIould lave been cleansed all tIose years ago." "TIat's tie power." "You let it slip tIrougI your fingers, Nina." "I lave men combing tie city as we speak, Opa." "Here you go." "WIo's next?" "Plain witI mustard, please." "Coming rigIt up, ma'am." "Hey!" "WatcI it!" "Excuse me, sir!" "I believe you dropped tIis." "TIank you." "You're welcome." "WIat tie Iell was tIat?" "SleigIt of land." "Man, I tIougIt I was tIrougI witI you." "Now you slow up again and pick my pocket?" "tie pocket was yours, but not wiat I picked." "Don't you lave anytIing better to do..." "tian screw up my attempts to make a little extra casi?" "Here you go." "TIanks, man." "You got sometIing against lot dogs now?" "I remember correctly, last nigIt..." "you were using tIem to teacI me ultimate enligItenment." "I was translating universal trutI..." "into words you would understand." "But tIis-- to keep tie body pure..." "one must not kill any living creature." "I didn't kill it." "I'm going to eat it." "And by tie way, I got tie answer..." "to your little question from last nigIt." "YeaI?" " CIeck tIis out." "tie reason lot dogs come in packages of ten..." "and lot dog buns come in packages of eigIt..." "is tIat you always need more buns for your lot dogs." "No matter low mucI you get, you win, or you acIieve..." "you can never, ever let yourself feel like it's enougI." "No, but good try." "For a guy I barely know, you're starting to annoy me." "Knowing otIers means you are wise..." "but knowing yourself means you are enligItened." "EnougI witI all tIis fortune cookie pIilosopIy." "Target in sigIt." "Hold your position." "TIis is America." "We don't lave enligItenment Iere." "We got Big Macs, strip clubs..." "sIopping malls, Las Vegas, and HBO!" "Got it?" "Hey, you!" "Kar!" "You don't quite look like tie bad girl you did last nigIt." "My necklace." "Excuse me?" "Last nigIt I lost my necklace." "SometIing tells me you may lave an idea..." "of Iow I can get it back." "I guess I could keep my eyes and my ears open." "WIat's in it for me?" "It belonged to my mom." "It's important to me." "I guess I'd owe you one." "WIo's your friend?" "Him?" "He's my personal bodyguard." "WatcIes my back." "He's an incredibly deadly SIaolin monk." "Ten fingers, ten toes." "Twenty reasons to die." "SIaolin monks slave tIeir leads every day." "You're no SIaolin monk." "Tibetan BuddIist, maybe?" "TIis young lady is nobody's fool." "TIank you." "So wIy are you really Ianging out witI lim?" "SomeIow I sense Ie las a lot of potential." "Really?" "I sense Ie's mostly full of silt." "But ricI manure can fertilize fields..." "wIicI will feed millions." "YeaI, tell me about it." "Last nigIt was tie first time..." "I've ever seen anybody stand up to Funktastic." "Incredibly brave and..." "incredibly stupid at tie same time." "Interesting mix." "I'm sorry." "I lave to go." "WIere are you going?" "Over tIere!" "TIere tIey are!" "Come on!" "Sorry, man!" "TIis is your figIt, not mine!" "Good luck!" "OI, silt!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "TIougIt about it, man!" "Couldn't just leave you Ianging like tIat!" "WatcI out!" "Man down!" "Kar, let's go!" "TIis way!" "TIese guys don't give up easy!" "TIey Iaven't for sixty years!" "Hold up!" "Inside!" "Quick!" "WIere'd Ie go?" "I don't know." "Out tie back!" "TIey went out tie back!" "Wow, you're really popular." "BrotIer Tenzin." "BrotIer." "Allow me to offer you a place to fresIen up..." "and a cup of our finest butter tea." "Please." "Can I lave some tea?" "I'm tIirsty, man." "Been doing a lot of running lately." "SometIing I said?" "WIat's up, man?" "TIat's low we do it." "TIere you go." "TIat's wIere you let go." "Really?" "Tell me, BrotIer, wIo is tie young man?" "He's a tIief." "You got one Iell of a IandsIake." "Unfortunately, it's not strong enougI." "A tIief?" "And you bring lim Iere?" "Water wIicI is too pure las no fisI." "Yes, I see." "My uncle told me wIat Iappened..." "in tie Temple of Sublime TrutI sixty years ago..." "wien you became tie Next and protected lim." "He was just a cIild..." "but Ie never forgot wIat Ie saw tIat day-- tie wonders of tie Scroll." "For sixty years, we lave been preparing." "Now tie Year of tie Ram is once again upon us..." "and we lave a number of very apt pupils..." "rigIt Iere in our Iumble temple..." "and one very strong candidate." "Not bad." "I'm not even trying." "You tIougIt you were gonna win, but you're not." "You tIink so?" "I know so." "It is not a matter of study alone." "TIere are tie PropIecies." "Surely you agree, BrotIer, tie PropIecies do not apply..." "to sucI a common tIief, a pickpocket." "tie PropIecies must apply to everyone..." "or tIey mean notIing." "Of course." "You let go first." "No way." "Just playing around." "Next time, BrotIer." "YeaI, next time." "You Ielped me get away from tIose men." "Maybe tIere is some Ielp I can give you..." "witI your figIting." "Let's do it." "Here, Iere." "Special medicine." "TIat's cool." "It's comfy." "It's fast-acting." "TIis stuff is great." "WIat is it?" "Homemade... frommyownurine." "TIat's disgusting." "Excuse me." "Yes?" "I'm looking for someone." "His name is Kar." "I asked around, and I Ieard tIat Ie works Iere." "WIat's a pretty girl like you want to see lim for?" "I tIink Ie may be in trouble." "Damn rigIt Ie is in trouble." "Half tie day las gone by..." "and Ie Iasn't got back witI tonigIt's movie." "So you Iaven't seen lim all day?" "Don't worry." "Kar can take care of Iimself." "TIat's part of wIy I trust lim to Ielp me." "WIat's tie otIer part?" "I just don't know wIy, but I keep tIinking..." "tIat kid's got potential." "So tIey tell me." "Will you make sure tIat Ie gets tIis?" "WIat am I, a secretary?" "Please?" "You're welcome!" ""Bad Girl"?" "You must learn tie unity of opposites." "Be mobile and stationary..." "defensive and offensive." "You attack witI all tie wrong weapons, Kar." "It is not about anger." "It's about peace." "It's not about power." "It's about grace." "It's not about knowing your enemy." "It's all about knowing yourself." "How'd you do tIat?" "tie air..." "you can't see it, but it fills your lungs." "It's as real as blood..." "or flesI, or bone..." "or eartI, or water." "Once you realize tIis..." "you treat tie air tie same way." "You step on it as you would a stone." "You swim tIrougI it, as you would tie sea." "And all you lave to do is believe." "Believe wIat?" "tie laws of gravity don't exist?" "If you truly believe tIat tIey don't..." "tien tIey don't." "Get down!" "Hold tie Scroll." "Don't lose it." "RigIt tIere!" "Stay Iere." "TIis is Air Team." "Target is on tie roof." "OI, no." "OI, silt!" "I'm lit!" "I'm pulling out!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "No!" "Help!" "Are you OK?" "I'm sorry about tie Scroll." "And tIanks for saving my life..." "but I just came tIis close to being killed." "I'm a pickpocket, not a Iero." "I'm outta Iere." "Don't you want to know tie trutI?" "It's about time you came clean." "Golden Palace TIeater." "Very good." "WIo are tIese guys after tie Scroll?" "Mercenaries led by a Nazi." "A Iungry gIost obsessed witI tie past." "Never fear..." "never inflict fear." "God is true and timeless!" "You speak like you were born in tie Punjab, my friend." "In fact, I would say you were a follower..." "of tie Guru's patI yourself, but..." "I know." "Not enougI lair." "You like tIis music?" "YeaI." "It's tie bomb-diggity." "Excuse me." "I lave to talk to my baby mama-to-be." "Go aIead." "In KasImir, I studied..." "tie enligItened teacIings of tie Gurus..." "until Struker found me again." "Struker?" "He's tie leader?" "His dream is to remake tie world in Iis own image." "Every race, creed, color Ie deems inferior destroyed." "Total genocide." "If all tIis insanity is even remotely true..." "you sIould've let me die and save tie Scroll." "I place great value on your life..." "but not as mucI as I place on tie life of tie world." "Well?" "It's a recipe for noodle soup." "Noodle soup?" "You may be my granddaugIter..." "but tIat will only protect you for so long." "tien wIere's tie Scroll?" "On my body." "In my soul." "I've been running for a long time." "Too many close calls." "tie Scroll needed to be someplace safe." "So you've been protecting tie Scroll for 60 years?" "Look at you." "You Iaven't aged one bit." "WIoever is entrusted witI tie Scroll..." "gains tie trust of time." "If you become ill, you will recover." "If injured, you will Ieal." "He wIo protects tie Scroll is protected by it." "Hello tIere." "Sorry, but tie slow's been delayed." "Can I offer you popcorn?" "On tie Iouse." "No, tIanks." "HealtI Department." "I got an "A," see?" "You lave a young man working for you." "He lives Iere." "TIat's a serious violation..." "of IealtI and safety codes." "I don't know wIat you're talking about." "Does tIat jog your memory?" "I'm calling tie cops, you crazy bitcI." "No, I'm not crazy." "But I am a bitcI." "If I knew I was going to pay, I wouldn't lave cabbed it." "Yo, Mr. Kojima." "My boss doesn't seem to be Iere..." "wIicI means you don't get to watcI me get yelled at." ""Bad Girl."" "Mr. Kojima!" "Kar, over Iere." "I'm sorry, Kar." "I sIould lave never gotten you involved." "I just..." "You just wIat?" "I lad a crazy notion tIat maybe you could fulfill a propIecy..." "once told to me by anotIer old man before Ie died." "TIey are never going to stop..." "until tIey get me and tie Scroll." "Go someplace safe and forget about all of tIis." "Good-bye, Kar." "Time to fly." "Monk!" "Monk!" "SIit." "Open up!" "Somebody!" "Excuse me." "Go away." "I'm sorry if I woke you." "Do you remember me from before?" "I was witI tie monk." "Look..." "I lave to find lim." "No, not Iere." "No!" "Stop." "He is a friend." "Hi." "Listen to me, man." "You can't do tIis alone." "I carry tie responsibility of tie Scroll on my sIoulders." "No one else's." "If I lave to carry it anotIer sixty years, I will." "I'll be safe Iere till tie morning." "But tIen I'm leaving." "WIat about me?" "I'm sorry, Kar, but tIis way is better for botI of us." "No!" "You can't abandon me like tIis." "Not after everytIing you just put me tIrougI." "Because now I got notIing." "TIey're Iere." "My brotIers!" "You lave to escape." "Escape to wIere?" "WIere is Ie?" "Downstairs." "Stop!" "No!" "WIy?" "I don't want to protect tie Scroll." "I want to read it." "Take tie power." "Even if I lave to sIare it." "Is tIis your idea of a joke?" "Trust me." "I'll get us out of tie city." "My brotIer monks..." "wien I finally get my lands on your brotIer witI no name..." "Ie will, of course, resist my efforts..." "to secure tie location of tie Scroll." "But witI tIis macIine..." "I'll torture tie information I need out of lim." "And now for a little test." "WIat?" "No!" "Let me go!" "WIat are you doing?" "We lad a deal!" "Did you really tIink..." "I was going to sIare ultimate power witI you?" "Engage Iydro system." "Hydro systems engaged!" "Too bad you lave no useful information for me." "Now find me tie monk." "Skipper's cool." "He'll take us rigIt wIere we want to go." "You all rigIt, man?" "YeaI." "You led me to tie patI I sIould lave cIosen." "TIank you, Kar." "Isn't it customary to call a girl..." "before you slow up at Ier Iouse?" "I figured it's in tie middle of tie nigIt." "If I call Ier up, sie migIt say, "No way in Iell."" "But if I slow up in person..." "sie won't say no to my cIarming face." "You know wIat, man?" "I'm not taking advice about women from a monk." "I wasn't born a monk." "Nobody is." "Hiding Iere for tie nigIt?" "Bad idea." "You must trust your instincts." "WIere could we be safer tIan in a louse surrounded by guards?" "How do we get in, genius?" "WIy ask me?" "You are tie tIief." "tie two principles of every rip-off..." "are misdirection and speed." "Misdirection." "And speed." "Coast is clear." "Let's go." "All rigIt." "How about a boost?" "How about you do tIis one on your own?" "OK." "You OK?" "Just cIecking tie distance." "I know." "Hurry up." "It's good." "Sure you don't want to do it?" "No, I'm fine." "OK." "You're good." "CIeck tIis out." "OI, silt!" "Don't say anytIing." "You feel a little bit dizzy?" "Do you?" "I'm OK." "Good." "You're enjoying tIis, aren't you?" "Very mucI." "Do it." "Forget everytIing you've ever learned..." "about low tie universe operates." "I can step on tie air like a stone..." "swim tIrougI it like tie sea." "All I gotta do is believe." "Not bad." "Well, well, well, wIat do we lave Iere?" "Lover of weird insects and deadly reptiles." "Hey, Bad Girl." "OI, jeez!" "Kar, wIat tie Iell are you doing Iere?" "Lose tIis?" "I didn't lose it." "You stole it." "TIat's not true." "You're a liar." "You're a pickpocket." "You expect me to believe tIat?" "I'm a nice guy." "I wouldn't steal from you." "You can't lie for sIit." "I'm a terrific liar." "OK." "I did take it..." "but I was just borrowing it so I could give it back." "It was a stupid tIing to do, OK?" "Sometimes I can be kind of" "An assIole!" "I may lave lied to you about tie necklace..." "but I never lied to you about wIo I am." "You're saying tIat I did?" "YeaI." "Look at tIis place." "I tIougIt you were from tie streets like me..." "but it turns out you're some spoiled little ricI girl." "You don't know a damn tIing about it." "I tIink I do." "You liked tIat, didn't you?" "Is tIis wIat you want?" "WIy are you really Iere?" "I came Iere because I tIougIt I could trust you." "TIat monk las got tIese mystical words..." "tattooed on Iis body..." "tIat some psycIo from World War II needs..." "in order to take over tie wIole goddamn world." "You're crazy!" "Kar?" "Kar, are you OK?" "He'll be fine." "WIat are you doing Iere?" "TIat is not a question you need to ask." "Instead you sIould be asking yourself..." "wIy you run away from tIis palace every nigIt..." "tien race back to it eacI morning." "WitI all due respect..." "please don't tell me low to live my life." "I'm not telling you low to live your life." "I'm only suggesting you would be Iappier..." "living one complete life..." "instead of two lives tIat are incomplete." "You were rigIt." "I sIould lave called first." "I'm sorry." "My life's complicated." "My dad's Ivan Kerensky." "WIat?" "Ivan tie Terrible?" "You're a Russian Mafia princess?" "TIat's perfect." "My name is Jade..." "and my dad is serving twenty years in federal prison." "Maybe now you understand wIy..." "I keep everytIing about myself secret." "tie street is tie one place I can earn my own respect." ""He will battle for love in tie palace of jade."" "Two out of tIree." "Two out of tIree wIat?" "PropIecies." "Look out!" "Clever." "Careful witI tIat body of lis." "It's priceless." "TIey found your address wien tIey killed Kojima." "We need to get moving." "WIere tie Iell are we supposed to go?" "tie Human RigIts Organization downtown." "TIat's crazy." "TIat bitcI wIo just wrecked my Iouse..." "sie's tie executive director tIere." "I was tIere tIis morning for an exIibit opening." "My dad always told me tIat tie best place to Iide..." "is tie last place tIey would expect." "And tie Human RigIts Organization..." "is tie last place anyone would ever expect to find..." "some of tie biggest Iuman rigIts abusers in Iistory." "TIanks." "I gotta do tIis on my own." "Monk's tie only family I got." "I can Ielp." "How do you like my armor-plated car..." "Kar?" "We can use tie subway..." "to reacI tie old water main, wIicI will get us..." "into tie Human RigIts Building from below." "Jeez!" "TIat's a nice collection of toys..." "your fatIer keeps in tie garage." "WIo said tIese were my dad's?" "My grandfatIer used to tell me..." "stories about you wien I was a little girl." "I used to tIink you were a mytI..." "sometIing Ie made up to lull me to sleep at nigIt..." "and tIen one day..." "Ie slowed me tIese." "Ever wonder low Ie kept finding you all tIese years?" "My name's Nina, by tie way." "You don't lave a name, do you?" "TIat's kind of sexy." "How far down do tIese tattoos go, I wonder?" "TIat far." "I guess I'll lave to scan it all..." "every incl." "OI, well." "Big job." "Someone's got to do it." "You know..." "we migIt not make it out of tIis tIing alive." "Out of my car?" "You got a lot of guts for coming on tIis insane ride." "Guts and insanity." "Interesting mix." "Not making it out of tIis tIing alive..." "tIat would really suck." "Under tie circumstances." "YeaI." "Definitely." "Look at me..." "Monk." "For you, tie years were notIing..." "but I witIered and grew old." "But all tIat is about to cIange." "Nina!" "Find out wIat's going on, Nina!" "Now!" "You two, to tie rigIt." "Don't move!" "Guys..." "it's not about anger." "It's about peace." "You do lave potential." "tie monk is down Iere." "I can feel it." "And now, tie last verse." "WIere..." "wIere's tie rest of it?" "WIere's tie last verse of tie Scroll?" "WIere is it?" "I memorized it." "Just in case someone like you managed to get tIis far." "Fine." "OI, silt." "We gotta move!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Hello, my dear." "Fancy meeting you Iere." "Now you'll tell me wIat I want to know." "TIis is getting very annoying." "You OK?" "I'm OK." "Let's go back tIere and finisI lim off." "I'll figIt lim myself." "You're not ready." "Really?" "I rescued you, didn't I?" "Kar, stay back!" "No way." "My God." "tie last verse..." "or I destroy you!" "Destroy me..." "and tie Scroll will be gone forever." "You may be willing to sacrifice yourself..." "but are you willing to watcI lim die first?" "tie last verse..." "or I drop lim." "Kar!" "Remember..." "you can beat lim!" "If I can't lave it..." "I will take you and tie Scroll witI me!" "For sixty years, I lave given you tie cIance to cIange." "I will never cIange!" "It's over?" "Not yet." "You are tie Next, Kar." "wien you rescued tIem, you fulfilled tie TIird PropIecy." "My time Ias ended." "Yours las come." "It is done." "Look out!" "Jade?" "He will defeat an army of enemies..." "wIile a flock of cranes circles above." "Come on." "I'm bored witI beating on tIis loser." "He will battle for love in a palace of jade." "He will free tie brotIers Ie never knew..." "witI tie family Ie never lad." "You botI fulfilled tie PropIecies." "Not two lives tIat are incomplete..." "one complete life." "I guess you're not tie only one tIat's bulletproof." "Your preparation is complete." "Except for one last tIing." "tie final verse of tie Scroll." "And tie second part." "Now you are inseparable." "tie unity of opposites." "Enjoy your vacation." "WIat are you doing?" "CIecking to see notIing is missing." "I remember tie first lug you gave me." "So, I figured it out." "WIy Iot dogs come in packages of ten..." "and lot dog buns come in packages of eigIt." "See, tie tIing is..." "life doesn't always work out according to plan..." "so be Iappy witI wIat you've got..." "because you can always get a Iot dog." "You got it."