"Unto this world, a child is born." "Enjoying the night air, my brother?" "Your robes, give them to me." "I come bearing many gifts, but I assure you my robes are not among them." "What are you?" "Some kind of wise guy?" "Well, actually, yes!" "He's back!" "Arnold Schwarzenegger is the The Terminator in" ""The Greatest Action Story Ever Told!"" "Hasta la vista, Baby Jesus." "Alright, alright, settle down." "Did I make enough?" "Good." "Back to my sermon." "Blessed are the " "Get down!" "Come with me if you want to live." "What are you doing?" "They were going to arrest you." " I know." " And crucify you." "It's supposed to happen." "What are you?" "A glutton for punishment?" "In the beginning, there was Arnold." "I'm a cybernetic organism living tissue over metal endoskeleton." "My mission is to protect you." "I appriciate your concern, and I realize you've traveled a great distance." "But there's a plan, a master plan even, and I can't explain it to you now, but you must, you must stay away." "And you cannot go around killing people!" "Why?" "Because it is one of God's Commandments thou shalt not kill." " Why?" " Because it is a sin." "Why?" "Because it's not nice!" "Why?" "Forgive him, Father." "He is a robot from the future." "Thou shalt not miss this movie." "Now, come, witness the miracle!" "Brothers, my time with you is almost over." "But for now, let us eat." "Eat this!" "You just don't get it, do you?" "You have been targeted for termination." "I already told you!" "I'm supposed to die for the sins of mankind!" "I'm programmed to protect you." "Stop!" "Stop killing Judas!" "But he's going to betray you." "I know!" "Look, look," "I've got a lot on my mind right now, and you're really starting to stress me out, OK?" "OK?" "!" "Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock!" "Give me that thing!" "This Christmas, the meek shall inherit the action." "Don't worry, he'll be back." "What?" "Terminator Three!" "The Greatest Action Story Ever Told!" "Bless this film."