"It's puppet time." "You be the chipmunk." "Well, Michelle, I'm not really a puppet kind of guy." "I would do it for you." "Oh, very good." "Your very first guilt trip." "Okay, I'll do it." "But don't tell anyone." "[GROWLS]" "[IMITATES LION] I'm gonna get you, chipmunk." "Oh. no." "Oh, no." "Be nice to me." "Be nice to me." "You don't sound like a chipmunk." "How does a chipmunk sound?" "Squeaky." "Oh." "[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Oh. no." "Oh, no." "Be nice." "Be nice." "Squeakier." "[IN SQUEAKY VOICE] Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Be nice, be nice." "Uncle Jesse, dinner's ready." "[IN SQUEAKY VOICE] Coming." "[IN NORMAL VOICE] I mean, I'm coming." "You stay and practice." "I'll go eat." "Oh, really?" "Get back here, young lady." "[GIGGLING]" "Kimmy, would you quit copying my essay?" "What makes you think I'm copying you?" ""What America Means to Me by D.J. Tanner."" "I am sick of "Stephanie."" "I know the feeling." "I was talking about my name, Gibbler." "Some kid in school today started calling me Step-On-Me." "Next thing I knew, my whole class was doing it." "I don't know how that caught on so fast." "This could be a clue." "How rude." "I'm gonna change my name to something cool." "Something that says "me."" "How about an Indian name like, "Little-Pain-In-Neck"?" "Well, Kimmy, if we're going with Indian names that would make you, "Big-Hole-In-Head."" "[DANNY LAUGHING]" "Oh, D.J." "Your phone bill is so funny this month, I just had to share it with you." "[LAUGHS]" "The funniest part is this $56.00 call to Tokyo." "[LAUGHS]" "Start explaining." "Dad, I didn't call Tokyo." "No?" "Well, somebody did." "[MOUTHS WORDS] Kimmy." "Kimmy." "Kimmy?" "I did not make that call." "I've never been so insulted in all my life." "Yes, you have." "I just nailed you with that hole-in-the-head joke." "Don't you remember?" "Of course not." "You've got a big hole in your head." "Ha, ha." "That's two in a row." "As soon as I think of a comeback, I'm coming back." "Well, then, I guess this is goodbye forever." "Ha, ha." "That's three in a row." "I kill myself." "I'm just going to L.A. for a couple of hours." "See you." " You're going for a couple of hours?" " Why are you going to L.A.?" "[SINGING "ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT"]" "[WOMAN SPEAKING JAPANESE ON PHONE]" "Mikko-san." "Moshi-moshi, dude." "WOMAN:" "Michelle-san, genki desuka?" "Guess what." "I can count to 100." "One, two, three, four, five, six." "STEPH:" "Joey, why are you flying to L.A.?" "I just have a craving for a bag of those honey-roasted peanuts they give you on the plane." "You're flying all the way to L.A. for one bag of nuts?" "Danny, that would be stupid." "I get another bag on the way back." " Joey." " Joey, why are you going to L.A.?" "Thirty-five." "[CHATTERING]" "Thirty-six, 38." "Whoops." "I better start over." "One, two...." "[CHATTERING]" " What's going on?" " He's trying to run for it." "Head him off." "Freeze, slime." "There's no way you're getting out of here after what you did." "What did he do?" "He's said that he's flying to L.A. to get honey-roasted peanuts." "Oh, come on." "Do you guys have to know everything about my life?" "Yes." "All right, I'm going to Hollywood to audition for a TV pilot for a new situation comedy." " All right." " Joey, that's great." "This is exactly why I didn't wanna tell you." "I knew you'd get excited." "Chances are, I won't get it." "I'll have to come tell you, you'll be disappointed, I'll be disappointed and" "Why am I going?" "Joey...." "Hey, man, we're your family." "There's no pressure." "Now tell us what's this new show about?" "Well, it stars Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello." "Annette Funicello?" "I love her." "I've gotta meet her." "Joey, you gotta get this part." "But, hey, no pressure." "Wow." "This is so exciting." "Frankie and Annette." "Yeah, that's great." "Who are they?" "They were the stars of all those classic beach party movies, remember?" " No." " No." "Well, Frankie had all these hits, like, uh, "Venus" and "DeDe Dinah."" "Remember those?" " No." " No." "You remember Annette." "She did those peanut butter commercials." " Oh, yeah." "I know who she is." " That's right." "And Annette was one of the original Mouseketeers." "Joey, when you meet her, tell her Danny Tanner says hello." "She'll remember me." "I sent her a fan letter back in 1968." "Danny, there's no way." "I'm telling you, she'll remember me." "I wrote her a seven-page letter and I sprinkled it with my favorite scent:" "Lemon Pledge." "I'm talking about the part." "I'm probably not gonna get it." "Oh, Joey, stop talking like that." "Now, you gotta start thinking positive." "All right, now picture it." "You're the biggest star in America." "The Joey Gladstone Show has gone to number one." "Now, you come home after a hard day at the studio making 200" "Three-- 400 million people laugh." "Picture it, Joe." "He's coming!" "He's coming!" " Joey's here." "He's coming." " Joey's coming." " He's coming." " I can't believe it." "Here's Joey!" "Thank you, thank you." "Cut-it-out." "[LAUGHING]" "[CHANTING] Joey." "Joey." "Joey." "Joey." "The Laker Girls." "Wow." "Joey, are these really Laker Girls?" "Well, at the Laker games, they're Laker Girls." "The rest of the time, they're Joey Girls." "Thanks, girls." "Hit the showers." "Joey, you're the funniest man in America." "No, I'm not." "[LAUGHING]" "It's Joey Gladstone!" "Excuse me, excuse me." "No pictures, please." "Okay, maybe just one." "[CAMERA CLICKS]" "Joey, I love you!" "Security." "Thank you, Nelson." "Thank you, Manny." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Joey's room." "Oh, my God." "It's Julia Roberts." "[GASPING]" "Hello, pretty woman." "[SIGHING]" "Dinner tonight in Paris?" "Hey, why not?" "I'm in the mood for french fries." "Ha, ha." "[LAUGHING]" "Aw, Joey, you're my hero." "In fact, you have the greatest hair I've ever seen." "I would like to have hair like your" "Why am I saying this?" "Because it's my fantasy, Jess." " Nelson!" " No, wait, Nelson." "I'm a sensitive guy." "Watch the hair, Nelson." "The hair." "You're as funny as Bugs Bunny." "You're as funny as Bugs Bunny." "I'm as funny as Bugs Bunny." "I gotta get to L.A." "When the Laker Girls get out of the shower, tell them I'll be right back." "Bye, everybody." " Have a good trip." " Bye, Joey." "Hey, what's going on?" "Joey's going to Hollywood." "Say goodbye." " Sayonara." " Sayonara." "Sayonara?" "Michelle, did you call Tokyo?" "Hai, Daddy-san." "Michelle, from now on, if you wanna call Tokyo you can make a pretend call on this pretend phone and I'll be happy to pay the pretend bills." "Okay?" "You got it, dude." "Here you go." " Is Joey back yet?" " No." "But I made him a cake." "Look at this." ""Congrats, Joey."" "That's sweet." "What if he doesn't get the part?" "That's very simple." "I get rid of this." ""Rats, Joey." See?" "Moshi-moshi, Mikko-san." "This is nuts." "I'm talking to myself." "Steph, dinner!" "I think you guys ought to know that Stephanie's not Stephanie anymore." "She decided to change her name." "Oh, Dawn!" "STEPH:" "Coming!" "Dawn?" "It has a lovely ring to it, don't you think?" " What's the matter with your real name?" " Dad, no offense." "But how can you compare Stephanie with Dawn?" " I'm back." " Hey." " What happened?" " You get the part?" "Don't know." "Didn't hear from my agent." " How did it go?" " Don't wanna pat myself on the back or toot my own horn but:" "[IMITATING HORN]" "[PHONE RINGING]" "Oh, that could be my agent." "Hello, Eddie." "Eddie." "Eddie?" " Hello, Eddie?" "Eddie, come in!" " Joey, that's Michelle's pretend phone." "Hello, Eddie." "I can count to a hundred." " One, two, three" " Michelle, give me the phone." "Thank you." "Eddie, what's up?" "Uh-huh." "Sure." "Yeah, thanks for calling." " What did he say, Joe?" " What happened?" "I got the part." "[WHOOPING AND SCREAMING]" "[LAUGHS]" "I'm gonna be on a show with Frankie and Annette!" "We're all going to Hollywood!" "You guys are gonna see me shoot the pilot!" "Yes!" "[WHOOPING]" " Joey." "You feel famous." " Joey." "Can I get your autograph?" " Sorry, no autographs, please." " How soon they forget the little people." "All right, I'll sign your books." "Okay, uh, what were your names again?" "[LAUGHS]" "Oh, my God." "It's Annette Funicello." "She looks just as beautiful as she did on The Mickey Mouse Club." "That lady knows Mickey Mouse?" "Give me my book back." "Excuse me." "Are you Annette Funny Jell-O?" "Something like that." "Hi, sweetheart." "Excuse me." "Michelle, Ms. Funicello's getting ready for her show." "You go back there." "You shouldn't be bothering her." "Hi, it's so nice to meet you." "I've loved you ever since that first time I saw you go, "Annette."" "Well, you know, actually we did it:" "[SINGING]" ""Annette."" "Ha, ha." "Oh." "[SINGING]" " "Danny."" " That's it." " I mean, hi, I'm Danny Tanner." " Hi." "Wait a minute." "Danny Tanner?" "Didn't you write me a fan letter in 1968 that smelled like lemon Pledge?" "Yes, that was me." "I knew you'd remember." "Well, it was the only time a fan offered to clean my house." " Well, that offer still stands." " Wow, look how starstruck Danny is." "He's practically drooling over Annette." "Hey, gang." "Everybody ready to rock 'n' roll?" "[SCREAMS]" "It's Frankie!" "Oh, Mr. Avalon." "You are so cute." "[GIGGLES]" "Hi, I'm Jesse and this is my husband Rebecca." " Hi." " Hi." "How you doing, Frank?" "Excuse me." "Listen, Frank, can we speak mano a mano?" "What can I do for you, Rebecca?" "Listen, just out of curiosity, uh how do you keep your hair so shiny and manageable?" "Oh, well, you see, I always condition with avocados." "Oh, me too." "Me too." "And once in a while, I put in a little mayonnaise." "No, you ought to try a bit of lime juice and cilantro." " Oh, does that help restore pH balance?" " No." "But it makes a great dip." "[LAUGHS]" "Frankie, Annette, I'd like you to meet D.J., Michelle and...." " Dawn." "Dawn Ariel Tanner." " Hi." "Okay, places, please." " See you, guys." "I gotta go." " Bye." "Wait, if I could just trouble you for one picture." " Sure, no problem." " Great." "You just look through here and press that red button." "Smile." "[CHEERING]" "Hi, everybody and welcome to the taping of the pilot episode of a brand-new show called, Surf's Up!" "Starring Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello." "[CHEERING]" "And newcomer Joey Gladstone." "[CHEERING]" "Joey!" "You can always tell where the family is sitting." "So now, everybody, Surf's Up!" "Go." "Here we go." "In five, four, three, two...." "Oh, Frankie, isn't this wonderful?" "We finally have our own hangout at the beach." "Yeah, Annette and now we can entertain a whole new generation of surfers." "If they'd just come out of the water." "[GASPS]" "I can take care of that." "Watch this." "Shark!" "[SCREAMING]" "ANNETTE:" "Would everyone like to hear a song?" "Yeah!" "[WHOOPING]" "Hey, I got it." "How about one of those great old love songs?" "Yeah, they don't" " They don't write lyrics like this anymore." "Here's why:" "[SINGING BARRY MANN'S "WHO PUT THE BOMP"]" "Come on, everybody sing!" "Hey!" " Hey, beach buddies." "Surf's up!" " Yeah!" "[WHOOPING]" "Joey, are you okay?" "Cut." "It's all right, Michelle." "I'm just acting." "Just checking!" "Okay, let's take it from Joey's face in the sand." "I was hoping we could take it from there." "Okay, here we go." "In three, two...." "Way to go, Flip." "You just cleared out all of our customers." "Sorry to be such a bummer, Frankie." "Here, check out this letter." "This'll get you stoked." "It's from The Beach Boys." "They want you to be a part of their Hawaii show." "Flip, did you read this letter?" "Well, most of it." "I had some help with the big words." "We're going to Hawaii?" "That means, the Big Kahuna surfs again." "Cowabunga!" "Sweetheart, you're grown up now." "Please don't say "cowabunga."" "[LAUGHING]" "You know, if we go to Hawaii, who's gonna run the restaurant?" "Duh." "I could do it." " Wait a minute." "Oh, oh, uh, Annette." " Do you really...?" "I don't know if we should trust him." "Bonjour, monsieur dude." "Welcome to Frankie and Annette's." "May I suggest you scarf down a totally radical burger?" "But, Flip, don't you have to deliver these letters?" "No." "I can just mail them." "I say we give Flip a chance." "I mean, what could go wrong?" "Right." "Hey, do you guys smell something burning?" "Flip, you're sitting on the grill." "Then that would explain this searing pain." "[YELLS]" "[JOEY GROANS]" "Like totally radical rump roast." " Dawn?" " Yeah, Dad?" "[MAN GROANS AND CACKLES ON TV]" "I, uh, thought we should have a little talk before we go down to the Bureau of Name Changes and legally change your name." "Are you absolutely sure you never wanna be Stephanie again?" "Absolutely." "The kids don't call me Step-On-Me anymore." "What are you gonna do when they make fun of your new name?" "How could they possibly make fun of a name as beautiful as Dawn?" "Oh, I don't know, maybe they could call you "Dawnald Duck" or they could say "Dawner and Blitzen."" "Or they could all crowd around you and just start singing:" "[SINGING]" " Yee-haw!" " Dad!" "Dad!" "Now that I think about it, I think I'll stick with Stephanie." "Good." "I was hoping that would "Dawn" on you." "Sorry, I'm all "Dawn" now." "Danny, quick, turn on the TV, I just talked to my agent." "Hollywood Insider is doing a segment on Surf's Up!" "We're gonna find out if it's gonna be a new series." "Both Madonna and Andy Griffith have denied this rumor." "Turning to television, our network sources have confirmed that the new comedy series, Surf's Up!" "starring Frankie Avalon Annette Funicello and newcomer Joey Gladstone  will definitely be on the fall schedule." "[CHEERING]" "However, Hollywood Insider has the inside story." "Obviously riding the coattails of the success of The Simpsons the network has decided to change Surf's Up!" "from a half-hour sitcom to a half-hour cartoon." "Frankie and Annette will now be singing dolphins and Joey Gladstone, the surfing mailman..." " ... will become a surfing kangaroo." " No." "ANNOUNCER:" "But Frankie, Annette and Joey  will be doing the voices for the cartoon characters." "All right!" "First we're happy." "Then we're sad." "Then we're happy." "What's going on?" "All my life I've wanted to be a cartoon." "Now I am a cartoon." "I'm gonna be the voice of Flip, the surfing kangaroo." "There's only one problem I don't do a voice of a surfing kangaroo." "It's simple." "You do that woodchuck then do a surfer character." "Put those together, add an Australian accent and, bada-bing, you got yourself a surfing kangaroo." "Simple." "Well, let's see." "[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Good day, mate." "I'm Flip, the surfing kangaroo." "[LAUGHS]" "What'd you say we put another Ken on the Barbie." "Say, is that surfboard made of wood?" "I love cartoons!" "This is great!" "[LAUGHS]" "[IMITATES POPEYE] Whoa." "[MUTTERING]" "[IMITATES BULLWINKLE] Boy." "Look." "It's unbelievable." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "[inaudible DIALOGUE]" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"