"New semester and I see some new faces." "You, for example, what's your name?" "Oksana." "Who else has boyfriend besides Monica?" "No, I don't..." "Aren't you with the little one?" "Uh..." "Joan?" "What?" "We didn't say anything because of Gerard." "Well, I like Gerard." "He has those eyes that make me want to suck his cock." "I feel sorry for you because you still hang up on a girl who already has a boyfriend." "Monica doesn't have boyfriend." "I thought she was with Joan." "My name is Manel Millan." "But everyone calls me Millan." "I'll try to make this subject entertaining." "If you feel comfortable with me, I'll be happy." "So cute!" "Moron!" "It's my turn!" " Okay, fuck." " Don't talk like that." "Hey, Bruno!" "How was Rome?" "Good." "Your father told me you have a boyfriend." "So?" "Do they know each other well?" "Did my father tell you he had come to Rome with me?" "She knows you didn't go to Rome with me." "Now I understand why she didn't want me to stay in the end." "Dude, why are you doing this?" "What?" "We were talking about me." "And you, like always, change the subject to talk about you." "I've just talked to the history teacher." "She will also be the head teacher." "A woman." "It's time." "I'm no longer the head teacher." "This year, I'll spend the semester observing, without getting wet." "You know what?" "You will meet someone worse than me someday." "Coralina." "The head teacher." "See?" "I told you." "Toni, in this school, everything looks clean and organized." "We do what we can." "Believe me, I've seen everything." "I prefer not to remember the miseries of public school." "How long have you been teaching, Coralina?" "Almost 40 years." "I have students who are parents now." "I like experienced teachers." "We can learn a lot from them." "I have been teaching for 35 years." " And when I started, the teachers participated..." " Millan, Millan..." "You can tell us later." "Enjoy your banana." "35 years are many, eh?" "I also have a handful." "Yes." "And when I started..." " the teachers went on strikes, on demonstrations..." " Coralina..." "Do you have the duty schedule?" "Improvising makes us sick." "If things are made in hurry, it will drag problems throughout the semester." "You have to know that." "You're the ship's captain." "Damn." "There's still no duty schedule?" "Public school is chaos:" "lack of resources, lack of material, in September, the classes don't have heat." "The psychologist only has one hit per week." "And on top of that, there's no duty schedule." "Coralina, if you begin to confuse us, the worker bees will stop making honey and everything will go to hell." "When I come to a new beehive," "I like to know who flies and who stings." "Ah, don't worry." "We bees don't stings at the first change." "We leave the poison for the wasps, who are in charge." "Toni, now is the time for you to say: "Dammit, Merli." "Come on, everyone to class."" "Don't they want a quality education?" "Don't they want teachers and students to perform better and well prepared for the future?" "If they really want that, they should have install air conditioners in public school, dammit!" "Sit down, sit down." "But no." "The power prefers to waste money on bogus airports and railways that are good for fucking nothing." "And if someone tells me with demagogue," "I'll tell him:" "The demagoguery has invented those miseries that turn teaching into a medieval torture." "Hey, hey!" "Hashtag:" "Merlí President!" "Silence!" "Listen, guys." "If you had the power, what would you change in this school?" "Replace chairs with sofas." "I want to pass without taking tests." "I would fire Eugeni Bosch." "Yeah!" "Working toilets." "Look, look at the mess..." "Merlí Banksy!" "All right." "Thomas Hobbes, a philosopher from 17th century..." "A moment." "Hobbes would say that if we all did what we wanted, this school would be a chaos." "It would be a constant war of all against all." "According to him, man essentially has desire for power." "The natural state of man is a violent struggle to impose their will on others." "But at the same time, man is afraid of not surviving." "So, Hobbes recommended the establishment of a strong government to provide security and avoid destruction among individuals." "Let's not lie to ourselves:" "he has his logic." "Men..." "Hello!" "and also women, it's understood that... we have to reach an agreement and subordinate our interests to an authority that establishes order." "Hobbes advised to respect authority simply as a survival strategy." "He appealed to the selfish impulses, to make people understand that obey a government is the most advisable." "Thus, we can avoid returning to that state of permanent war in which man is a wolf to man." "Can I make a graffiti for that phrase?" "No." "Hobbes says that man is by nature selfish, evil, violent, uncaring ... and able to do anything to satisfy their desires." "Gina, I know Bruno told you I hadn't gone to Rome." "Yes." "You lied to me." "How will you fix it, eh?" "I have no excuse, I admit." "I wanted to disconnect." "You know what I mean." "Me alone." " and I took advantage of that Bruno was going to..." " You had to tell me things that I could understand." "Yes, it's true." "But if we had gone on a trip, now we would have thrown dishes to each other's head." "September is the worst month of the year." "You know how many couples break up?" "It's indecent." "No, it's indecent that you lied to me in this way." "I went out of line." "You're right." "I'm sorry." "Sometimes, I think that you make it up that your mother is the Calduch." "No." "I assure you that she is." "I won't believe it until I see her." "Watch me, Merlí." "Because we all know how to lie." "You can go your way." "But I can also go mine, eh?" "I know that you made friend with the head teacher." "I hope she fucks you up." " On the other hand, Millan is a good guy, right?" " But he has so little hair." "It's so bad..." "Excuse me." "Marc, your brother is Pau Vilaseca from 6th grade, right?" "Yes." "Can you tell your mother that I want to talk to her?" " I'm going to class." " Okay." "She can't come." "What happened?" "It's that my mother works at night and sleeps during the day." "If you tell me, I'll talk to her." "Pau has handed me some well done English homework, but after that, he couldn't follow the exercises in class." " Well, I helped him a little." " You do his homework." "No, I just explained to him." " What's wrong?" "Can't I help him?" " Yes, you can." "But if he doesn't understand the exercise, then it's useless." " Yeah, but it's hard for Pau to concentrate." " Yes, I know that." "He's hectic." "He can't stay still." "Well, everyone is like that, right?" "He's a little nervous because of the school changing and he doesn't know many people." "Then he doesn't make friends in the best way." "Today, he hit a girl with a ruler." "Jesus!" "Yes." "He's having a complicated entrance." "The next incident willl have him expelled." "Let's hope that he'll calm down." "Yes?" "Say hello to your mother for me." "Thank you." "Come on, push!" "Come on." "It's a bomb." "Hitler is Ivan Blasco's tutor." "Come on." ""Come on" what, moron?" "You moron." "Fuck you!" "Ivan, dude." "Asshole!" "Stop it, Berta." "What will you do for the subject?" "The urban art." "Cool!" "Good morning." "Everyone back to your seat." "My name is Coralina." "And I will teach you the history of this ridiculous country." "Cataluña included." "We can have fun in class, but I warn you that I can also be a jerk." "I confess that I'm nervous ..." "Honestly, it's advisable to be nice with you." "I'm standing in front of the future political class of this country." "It depends on you whether I could have pension, the public health would work, and whether education would have any more reduction." "One thing..." "In class, I won't give any homework." "That's right." "You will have to consult the recommended reading that I'll give you." "But no internet." "I detest that." "Do you know a place called public library?" "I recommend you to go on a trip." "I'm sure there will be some difficulties to get the best encyclopedia." "You see that I am optimistic." "What the hell ..." "At the end of the course, at least you will know that the Spanish Civil War was from 1936 to 1941." "Nobody finds it strange what I've said?" "Wasn't it from 36 to 45?" "What's your name?" "Berta." "I feel bad that you make the people suffer till 1945." "Roberta." "No, no." "It's Berta." "Let's forget what she said." "Anyone know the actual chronology of the Civil War?" "From 36 to 39." "Bruno." "Did you take note of that, Roberta?" "She seems a bad teacher to me." "She explains well and says interesting things." "But she went out of line." "Especially with Roberta." "Man, it's Berta." "She made sad face." "What is this?" "Open it." "But don't be scared, eh." "Oh, wow..." "So beautiful." "I can change it." "If you want other thing..." "No, I like it." "I know we aren't married or anything, but..." "I wanted to give you something." "And I know you like rings..." "Guys, Carolina is so bad." "I can't stand her." "She's like Aznar, but a woman." "If I had known it, I would have kept working." "Has your father calmed down?" "No, no way." "If I can't find a job for the weekend, I'll have troubles." "But guys, Carolina is so bad, right?" "She trapped us with the Civil War dates to laugh at us." "She is the Black Pearl." "Everything are pearls." "She laughed at me." "Fucking prick." "That woman must be living with cats or something like that." "I like her." "What are you saying, man?" "But because you like history." "But admit that she's crazy." "Didn't you see how she talked?" "I admit, she's strange." "But everything she taught is easy to understand." "And how she talks is funny." "You went out of line with Santi which you don't want to happen again, right?" "And you hold it against her because she called you Roberta." "Bruno, your father with this woman, either of these two things will happen:" "Either they kill each other or they fuck." "Yeah, man." "Those two will end up fucking." "Look at Joan." "He seems shy, eh?" "Let them be." "They are in love." "Gerard!" "Gerard!" "Hey, shall we ask Joan for the history notes?" "He's over there." "Oh, wait." "He's kissing Monica." "You are a jerk, man." "Come on, Gloria, don't hide it." "I'm sure they are yours." "Mine?" "And why would I bring cactus to school?" "That's strange." "Where did you find them?" "In the office of the head teacher." "I put my stuffs there." "But seems like someone doesn't agree." "Why don't we talk about this later?" "No, I don't talk." "That room is for me." "You deserve much more than just a room with bad smell." "Toni, couldn't we find a her a space?" "It could be the lab, where there's formol." " Come on, Merli." " Honestly," "I think we'll get along well, Merli." "When I saw you teaching in the yard, I thought you're very attractive." "Put your stuffs here, and so we can enjoy your figure and talent." "Go, Eugeni, go." "Coralina, do you mind coming to my office for a second?" "No, I want to introduce someone to you." "Is it a polite way to tell me that you want to talk to me in private?" "No...." "Yes, yes." "Come, please." "I'm just saying you should have let Merli know before you took his things out of that room." "I didn't know that the head teacher had to ask for permission." "You could have told me." "I'm the ship's captain, eh?" "It turns out that I'm a part of the management team and a teacher insulted me in front of the faculty." "No, no." "Merli was wrong." "I'll talk to him." "But you both are complicated." "Me, complicated?" "I'm just a poor sexagenarian head teacher." "Coralina, we have to live together." "And we lack space." "No, not just that." "I was told that the heat doesn't work." "I would tell precisely that to the department if I wasn't the head teacher." "The winter is coming." "And the cold will be bad for my leg." "But Merli has an office." "And on top of that, he can give class in the school yard." "I'm just saying that we should avoid doing things drastically, Coralina." "But Merli has an office." "And on top of that, he can give class in the school yard." "I'm just saying that we should avoid doing things drastically, Coralina." "It's wonderful." "When a woman has a position of responsibility, you always pester.." "You feel dethroned, and think that that position belongs to men." "It's not a matter of sexism." "Toni, don't waste my time." "Do you think as a head teacher, I have the right to have my own office or that clown Merli does?" "Wow, what happened?" "When is the wedding?" "It starts like this and will end up being an expired and boring marriage like my parents." "You'll buy a washing machine..." "What?" "Are you dumbasses?" "Are you mad that we're happy?" "Oh, don't say that." "No, I don't care." "I'm not mad." "And then my mother told me to change my pants." "Don't give a shit." "You should wear what you want." "Ignore her." "Yes, you're right, man." "Can I tell you something?" "Yes." "I want to fall in love again." "Ah, look, the one who looked pass guys." "Yeah, man." "Because of Marc a long time ago." "I don't know." "I used to fall in love before." "It never went well for me." "But it's okay." "It's life, right?" "Have you seen the guardroom?" "Now there's Coralina's office." "My father hasn't seen that." "But I'm sure he'll be furious." "Yeah." "Let's go?" "From tomorrow, you will stay in the language department." "What?" "With Eugeni?" "Fantastic!" "We get distracted." "Coralina is the head teacher." "She asked me." "I can't reject her." "Yeah." "Did she ask you or order you?" "Merli, does it bother you because she's a woman?" "Did you believe her feminist speech?" "Perhaps she has her things." "But she is a prestigious teacher." " So I don't want wars, Merli." " Wars?" "No, man." "I'll have fucking fun." "She's funny." "She has a fine irony that reminds me of myself." "She goes around with her medals for experience and everyone is drooling." "I love how she puts name tags on her water bottles like some championship." "And she cleans her ears, I don't know, like..." "like she was about to land on the Normandy coast." "Listen, I'll tell you this, Toni." "Soon we'll miss Eugeni as the head teacher." "Or else, it's now." "7x3?" "7x3?" "23." "21." " 7x4?" " 32." "Oh, 29." "Well, I'm shocked." "It took us 3 years to learn the multiplication table." "You know it but don't remember?" " I don't want to learn with you." " Don't hit me." "Don't hit me." "Today, you hit a girl with a ruler." "Dude, how could you make friend if you fight?" "Mom?" "Cutie!" "I have been given the list of course excursions." "Will I show you?" "Don't you go to the hospital?" "I'll go later." "Didn't I tell you?" "Jesus, in the residence, you had better working hours." "What are you saying, son?" "Don't talk to me about the residence." "It was depressing." "Here, I treat ill people of all ages." "And at night, we nurses are pretty relaxed." "In addition, in the hospital, I finish at 6 in the morning." "Well, there are days, you come home at 8 or 9." "Listen, handsome, I also have a life, eh?" "Or do I have to ask you permission to do my stuffs?" "Now, I'm leaving." "Why don't you have dinner with us?" "Pau would like it." "What a tiring conversation, son!" "Do you have smoke?" "No, I never buy it." "I'm the scrounger of the school." "Mom, find Pau a remedial teacher." "Honey, we have talked about this." "If I was the one to decide, I would have teacher, psychologist, whatever we need." "But who would pay?" "Your father?" "Besides, the school has teachers for teaching, right?" "Yes, but he can't concentrate and he bothers other classmates." "You were the same!" "Don't you remember you're the class' hooligan?" "Oh yeah?" "If you want him to have private lessons, quit your acting class." "Right, you're unbelievable." " Aren't you tired of the theater?" " Hello, mom." "I want to be an actor." "Don't you remember?" "You know that most actors are the unemployed?" "I'm good." "You can laugh, but I'm good." "Let's see ..." "Film Museum of Girona." "Very good!" "Yes." "And we'll go to colonies in Olot." "Okay, but you have to pay attention in class and do homework everyday." "I'm serious." "I'm giving money to Marc so he can buy you a book." "Good." "problem solved." "Can I have the change?" "Joan?" "What?" "In the end, what did you give Monica?" "It doesn't matter, dad." "The ring?" "Very good, kid." "Very good what?" "Joan listened to me and gave Monica the ring." "All girls love those." "Rings, earrings..." "Very good." "Was she happy?" "Yes." "But perhaps, I have gone too fast." "Too fast?" "You felt like it and you did it without fear." "Nobody says you have to get married." "I know." "Unlike me, when I met your mother, I knew for sure that I would marry her." "She is the woman that I've always wanted." "And here we are." "It is the first and third act that I have to look younger." "Makeup, shots..." "It wouldn't cost much." "I won't do "anti-aging" treatment." "I'm not a pseudo-actress operated in Beverly Hills." "Come on, goodbye." "Oh, I played Key Conway 40 years ago..." "Now, look, grandma Conway." "Your character is cool." "She stabs in the back with a smile on her face." "Jesus, you've just described Coralina." "I like her." "I learn more from her than the others." "Look, I have a sixth sense to detect human evil." "She's bad." "Who are you talking about?" "Coralina, history teacher." "And the new head teacher." "A harpy." "I love harpies." "They are Shakespearian." " How old is she?" " I don't know. 60?" "I wish I was 60." "She's lame." "She's Ricard III." "Watch her, Bruno." "You don't like her because she kicked you out of the office." "I empathize with her about that." "I know what it's like to have a Merli in a place that he doesn't belong." "She wants to kick us out?" "Brilliant deduction." "What will we do?" "Why don't you go live with Coralina?" "I like Coralina because no one likes her." "And I ask you not to criticize her in front of the class." "But as who you are, you won't listen to me, right?" "And when the teachers disciplined the students, parents accepted it without question." " Not now, the parents will ask for explanation." " Yes, you can say to those parents:" ""In Finland, the disciplines are like that."" "I'm sure they'll shut up." "Because everyone lose their nerve for the Finnish educational system!" "Jesus, it's true." ""In Finland, they do that.", said he!" "You're funny." "Yes, Coralina and I are the funny ones in the staff." "Right." "Millan, yesterday, you taught the 9th grade class?" "Yes." "You have to lock the class tomorrow." "Yes." "You're right." "I haven't got used to it here." "In my previous school, a janitor always locked the door." " Coralina, do you have the guard duty schedule?" " They are hung now." "Okay." "Everyone sign up for the duty!" "Gloria." "Do you know if Millan has a bad time?" "He is confused, nothing more." "From now, he'll lock the door." "No, not that." "No, I don't know." "I see that he's a bit untidy." "That doesn't make a good teacher." "He is." "He respects his job." "Indeed, if he respects his jobs that much, he should be more careful." "I have guard duty at 12 today." "I'll have other thing to do." "I have a colloquium lunch about state structure." "We've invited some friends from Quebec." "Quebec, good, good." "From 10 to 12." "Tuesday and Thursday." "It can't be." "I've had 2 days ready, 2 hours before the duty." "Sorry." "Merli." "It must be a mistake." "Eh?" "A mistake?" "No, man." "A head of department never makes mistake, man." "Coralina." "The guard hours don't do me any good." "Can they be changed?" "It's hard to balance the hours." "You used to be the head teacher." "You should know that." "There's always someone who gets disadvantages." "You're not the only one." "You has done me a favor, Coralina." "I'll have free time." "I'll celebrate it." "Indeed, as I used to be the head teacher, you could have the courtesy and..." "Attention, everyone!" "Eugeni asked me a favor with the duty hours because he used to be the head teacher." "It's not that, Coralina." "Eugeni, if you have free time, you could use it to clean up the department of language, for example." "Hey, she's right." "The department is a mess." "Man is a wolf to other man." "He's selfish by nature." "Therefore, according to Hobbes, we must prevent that we human end up in a war of all against all." "[Paper:" "Put your bitter face away" " Oksana] we must prevent that we human end up in a war of all against all." "An authority is needed." "It could be a king, a president, whatever." "[Paper:" "Put your bitter face away" " Oksana] we must prevent that we human end up in a war of all against all." "we must prevent that we human end up in a war of all against all." "An authority is needed." "It could be a king, a president, whatever." "An authority is needed." "It could be a king, a president, whatever." "Whether we like it or not." "An authority is needed." "It could be a king, a president, whatever." "Whether we like it or not." "Without sword, the laws are nothing more than just words." "Yes, but if man is a wolf to man, what would happen if the president, who is supposed to work for our security, behaves like a wolf?" "What?" "Nothing." "Ah, you were going to give me an extra point on the test." "Shut up." "Shut up, silly." "You're right, you're right," "Hobbes's theory is criticized in this regard." "No, but he presents a very mean and practical society, right?" "Practical?" "In what sense?" "Practical in the sense that it seems that the only thing the society needs to do is enforce some law to prevent a war." "No, and I would go further." "What freedom do men have in a community where politics is limited to guarantee orders and security?" " Yeah, but the freedom also has..." " Hey, do you want us to leave you alone?" "I think Pol is right." "We don't have to accept orders imposed from power." "Exactly, we don't have to put up with Coralina." "What's wrong with Coralina?" "She's unfriendly." "She is Merkel." "I don't see the problem." "She teaches well." "Hey, don't complain too much." "You'll learn a lot from Coralina." "Is she unfriendly?" "Think that she prepares you for the future." "Because, guys, things as they are..." "When you have a job, that if you find one, how do you think your "bosses" will treat you?" "And realize that whatever is useless today, has a position of responsibility, dammit." "Just look at politics." "I was told you wanted to see me." "Yes, sit down, please." "How are you?" "Okay?" "Okay, yes." "I worry about you, Millan." "If you say about closing the classrooms," "I bring the keys and I assure you that I won't leave them open." "No, that doesn't matter." "But you upset me." "I don't know if you're having a bad time or..." "Why are you saying this?" "Millan, you know all the teachers here are free to wear what we want." "But I find you a bit untidy." "So I thought, I don't know, perhaps, you have economic troubles?" "No." "I understand that you don't want to tell me." "I always dress like this." "I'm fine." "Aren't I?" "Who am I to tell you how to dress?" "Just don't forget that you're working here." "I don't say this just for the teachers, but also for the students." "Did someone say something to you?" "No." "I just want to tell you that before someone tactlessly say, "Millan, comb your hair."" "Never had anyone told me this." "Yeah, but to go to work, you have to follow some minimums." "Don't I?" "Because, now did you comb your hair or did you not?" "Forget this." "I just wanted to help you." "Nothing else." "You want to do the research work with Berta?" "But everyone does this..." "No, but I want to, really." "But you and I started together." "Why now all of sudden you change...?" "Yes, I'm sorry, I don't know..." "No, It's okay, I'll refuse." "No, do it with her, as you like." "Sure?" "Yes." "I would prefer we do this together, but if you like other topic more, I understand." "You're so cute!" "Knock before entering." "Yes, okay." "I'm Bruno, 11th grade." "I know who you are." "The one who knows the chronology of the Civil War." "Yes." "I've been thinking..." "I would like to do research on a topic of history." "You still haven't decided at this point?" "I've started 2 but I don't like them." "I'm lost." "Let me think.../ And if I find a topic, I'll tell you." "Thank you." "Like this, my father won't be my tutor." "He's Merli." "He seems to be a good teacher." "Although on certain issues, we disagree." "I thought so." "I will return when you are clear about the topic." "Prove that Franco is a zombie." "What?" "It is a suggestion for the work." "Prove that Franco is a zombie." "Don't you know that Franco didn't die in 1975?" "Franco's supporters and their descendants are everywhere and very happy." "You won't only fine trace of Francoism on radio talk show." "If you walk through Barcelona, you'll see nameplates of Ministry of Housing in many buildings." "All over Spain, there are streets dedicated to the dictator." "Ah." "You can also draw a map of common graves which still exist to dig up." "Embarrassing, don't you think?" "I like it." "It's a good topic." "I'll tutor you." "If I were to decide, I would prohibit teachers to teach their children." "Unfortunately, I don't make the rules." "That's how the world work." "Hey, Millán." "Merlí, you're a man who say what you think." "I need you to answer me honestly." "Do you think that I look bad?" "That I dress bad?" "Someone told you that you don't look good?" "Answer, please." "I don't give a shit about how people wear." "I don't know." "This is your style and that's it, right?" "What matters is that you do well as a teacher." "That's the only thing I care about in this world." "Thank you." "Too bad that not everyone thinks like you." "Coralina." "He fights with his classmates." "He doesn't concentrate in class." " But Pau is cute, right?" " He doesn't do homework." "I don't know." "I have to keep an eye on him." "Why you?" "What about your mother?" "Her, too." "Well, anyway, I don't want to bother you." "No, no." "I like you telling me, really." "I don't have many people to talk about these things." "You don't?" "What about Gerard?" "Gerard?" "Gerard is my best friend, but ..." "He only thinks about himself." "He doesn't listen." "What?" "No, nothing." "I gotta go because I have to buy a book for Pau." "And I don't want to be late for class." "Let's meet after the break." "I like talking with you." "Bye." "What can't be is that those Citizens (a Spanish political Party) can have Sant Jordi parade, but we can't." "The National Assembly must have book and parade for the next festival." "Right, right." "Elisenda." "While the independence hasn't come, can you focus a bit at work?" "Good heavens, Merli." "I even put on perfume." "Because we teachers, aside from doing a good work, have to look good." "I think we should all follow your example, Coralina." "I see that you know how to give good image." "Thanks to teachers like you, dignity will return to our profession." "What's happening?" "Nothing." "It is not appropriate that you tell Millán that he has bad image." "You yourself should fix that, but you doesn't dare to tell him." "Not everything is going well." "But we can't meddle with personal matters." "Well, I think it's necessary even." "That man doesn't take care of himself." "And that makes me uncomfortable." "But only I dare say to him." "It's not my job to tell the teachers what to wear." "Okay, not the teachers, but what about the students?" " Do you see how provocative some of them are?" " Oh, yes." "You are right about that and personally, I don't like that." "But..." "Just tell them." "Schools now rely on common sense of teenagers." "The question is: do they have common sense?" "They should have." "Yes, but they don't." "Let's not be naive." "If it were up to them, this would be thong paradise." "You want to run a school or a nightclub?" "Coralina, they are different cases." "I must be very old." "I ask for some minimum performances to be saved." "If I were to decide, I would prohibit to wear sexy to class." "Not showing neither navel nor underpants." "If they don't listen, send them home and tell their parents." "Okay, but I won't run this school like a public one." "Okay." "After Coralina, the last thing I need now is to have you here." "If you want to flee from her, start running." "I'm sure she can't catch you." "Listen, do like me." "Have fun." "There are people who are so much of a jerk that they deserve a gift for any good moment they give us." "I'm surprised with the fuss you made to Coralina." "It must have been the first time you wear a tie." "For the first time, you're proud of what I do?" "Hey, hey." "Don't exaggerate." "Let's say that I think you got that right." "That's it." "Come on." "We have to celebrate." "You've screwed up Coralina water?" "Coralina water, crystalline water." "You've screwed up Coralina water?" "Coralina water, crystalline water." "What's up?" " Finally, you and I get along well?" " No, don't fool yourself." "If we're here talking, it's because, someone worse than you and me has come." "So you two won't do the assignment together?" "No, she decided to work with Berta." "She changed her mind." "But are you and Monica okay?" "Yes." "Monica lives with her mother, right?" "I don't know." "Hello." "Is she okay with her dad?" "Yes, I don't know." "I don't know her father." "Whose father?" "Monica's." "What time do we have the table?" "I reserved it for 10 o'clock." "Perfect." "I go change then we'll go." "But you know her mother, right?" "I have seen her a few times." "We too would like to know Monica." "No, no, it's too soon." "Relax." "We won't ask questions." " Right, Jaume?" " Of course not." " Well, just some questions..." " Jaume..." " We'll talk with her, right?" " Later." "Not now." "Joan, sometimes, you have to make decisions." "Now it's trendy to say that couples won't last a lifetime." "But when someone says that, I think: "What do you know?"" "If you and Monica are good, do whatever you feel like doing." "If you want to share with us, perfect, you're free to introduce her to us." "Now, if you're still not sure, it's okay." " It depends on you whether you're serious with her." " Of course I'm serious with her..." "But..." "Ah, you two go for dinner." "Joan, no pressure." "Exactly, no pressure." "It's up to you." "I'm going to change." "Ah, you killed me, man." " Will mom come home late today too?" " Take that!" "So lucky!" "What?" "No, mom is working." " Come on, you've played enough." " A little more, I have to finish the mission." "Go to bed." "Fuck!" "Don't talk like that." "You always say "fuck"." "Well, but I'm the older Vilaseca." "Marc ..." "Am I stupid?" "What are you saying?" "Am I stupid?" "In class, the other kids understand everything faster." "Something's wrong with me?" "No, no." "Math is difficult." "You just have to try harder." "And occasionally, you can say something funny." " Really?" " Yes, I do it." "Listen, you concentrate, and occasionally, let out some silly remarks and everyone will laugh." " Me saying something silly?" " You have to say it when the time is right." "Otherwise, you'll annoy classmates and teachers." "Okay?" "Okay." "Pau." "Never say you are stupid again." "Because you're not." "What?" "Nothing." "I came to see you." "Yeah." "You want to tell me something or you want to have sex?" "If I say both, will you give me hell?" "Yes." "Hello." "Hi, cutie." "Oh, mama, don't call me cutie." "No, she says that to the dog." " How was the walk with Bambi?" " His name is Rufo." " I was talking with the dog." " Merli, enough." "Damn, I'm not the only one with relationship problem, huh?" " But you don't have a relationship." " Merli!" "No, forget it." "He's right." "I'm going to bed." "Come, Rufo." "Goodnight." "You had to screw with Gerard." "Listen, Merli, I don't want to see you." "You don't want to see me, either." "You showed me that this summer." "Dammit, Gina." "Yes, that's how you feel." "You lied to me." "You don't want us to do things together." "You don't want to introduce me to your mother." "You screwed with Gerard." "You don't say anything about your life." " My mother wants me out of the house." " So do I." "Very good." ""Please leave a message after the signal."" "Ernest, your mother again." "How are you?" "I have already started the semester." "It has been a long time that I don't know anything about you." "Call me someday and we'll meet." "Just for a little while." "If you want, of course." "Bye." "A kiss." "No matter how many things you give me, the fact that you have to look for a flat still exists." "Understand?" "Could we have dinner with Gina before that?" "So you can get to know her?" "But you don't like those introductions." "No, but Gina asked this of me a long time ago." "Family dinner?" "Tonight, we dine with your mother in our house." "Gerard, invite me!" "No, quiet, quiet." "I want you to meet my parents." "Not yet." "Later." "You have the minstrel syndrome." "Merlí, I don't like you fucking with me when you know the thing with Monica is tormenting me." "Berta, aren't you cold?" "No." "If you are half-naked now, how should you be in August?" "Fuck off!" " Oh, yeah?" " Yes, fuck off." "I have enough to put up with my mother and I have to put up with you." "I'm getting to know you and I've seen things that I don't like at all." "Just so you know." "This will be a hectic night." "No, your granny is fantastic." "Everything will go well." "Oh, still you have to give me a grandchild." "You never know ..." "For us and for what to come."