"TRY AS THEY WILL, AND TRY AS THEY MIGHT," "AND TRY AS THEY MIGHT, WHO STEALS ME GOLD WON'T LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT." "A LIMOUSINE!" "WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, MR. O'GRADY?" "JUST THE START." "JUST THE START, MY DEAR." "TAKE THE LAST LOOK AT THIS DUMP." "TOMORROW, WE'LL BE LOOKING AT MANSIONS." "MANSIONS?" "WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF?" "AND A LIMOUSINE!" "WE'VE GOT NO MONEY FOR THIS!" "RIGHT INSIDE." "EXCUSE ME, MA'AM." "DID THE FUNERAL PARLOR DELIVER THE PACKAGE?" "AYE." "'TIS ON THE PORCH WHERE THEY LEFT IT." "WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, DANIEL O'GRADY?" "WILL THAT BE ALL, SIR?" "AH." "JONES." "BON VOYAGE." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR." "YOU HAVE A NICE EVENING." "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE IS WE'RE RICH." "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BURY YOUR MOTHER." "NOT SEND HER ASHES ALL THE WAY FROM IRELAND." "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?" "IT'S NOT ME MOTHER'S ASHES." "GOLD, LEAH!" "GOLD!" "WHAT IN THE LORD'S NAME..." "A POT OF GOLD!" "A WEE PERSON, A LEPRECHAUN!" "I CAUGHT HIM..." "AND MADE HIM SHOW ME WHERE HIS GOLD IS!" "IT'S THE RULE, YOU KNOW." "AH, YOU'RE A DRUNKEN FOOL AND A STORYTELLER." " IT'S THE TRUTH I'M TELLIN'!" " THERE'S A STORM BREWING." "I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!" "COME ON TO BED, NOW, AND I'LL MAKE YOU A POT OF NICE HOT TEA." "LEPRECHAUNS, INDEED." "POT OF GOLD!" "WHATEVER NEXT?" "DAN?" "DAN, IS THAT YOU?" "I CAN'T BREATHE." "PLEASE OPEN THE SUITCASE." "I'M GOING TO SUFFOCATE." "LIKE THE GOLD BUCKLES ON ME SHOES?" "I WANT ME GOLD..." "NOW!" "OH, GOD, NO!" "NO PROBLEM." "I SMELL SOME TEA BREWING." "I HID THE GOLD, LEAH." "WE'RE RICH NOW." "WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT, DAN?" "DID YOU HIDE IT SOMEWHERE NEAR THE HOUSE?" "TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE GOLD" "HOW DID YOU FIND ME?" "THE WEE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR MAGICAL WAYS." "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE?" "OH, THE POOR LASS." "I SHOULD'VE TOLD HER TO WATCH HER STEP." "I'LL GET YA!" "IT'S MY GOLD!" "I'LL FIX HIM!" "I'LL GET HIM!" "YOUR WIFE MAKES A FINE POT OF TEA," " WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" " I'LL FIX YOU, YOU BASTARD!" "HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL GET, YOU MONSTER." "GET IT AWAY!" "PUT IT AWAY!" "I GOT THE GOLD FAIR AND SQUARE." "THEM WERE THE RULES." "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" "YOU CAN'T GET AWAY." "LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?" "WHAT DID YOU DO?" "Y-Y-YOU KILLED MY WIFE." "HELLO, DAN." "I'M OK." "I JUST GOT A LITTLE KINK IN ME NECK." "I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU WHEN I CAUGHT YOU IN IRELAND." "GIVE HIM THE GOLD, DAN." "HE'S A NICE LITTLE LEPRECHAUN." "I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN GOLD!" "YOUR BULLETS WON'T STOP ME FOREVER." "I'LL KEEP COMING BACK." "THE POWER OF THIS CLOVER WILL KEEP YOU IN THERE FOREVER." "GET THAT DAMN CLOVER OFF THIS CRATE!" "WHERE'S ME GOLD, DANNY ME BOY?" "DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF, NOW." "NO.NOT GASOLINE." "YOU CAN'T BURN ME." "I WON'T LET YA." "DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF." "YOU'RE NOT AS YOUNG AS YOU USED TO BE." "YOU MIGHT HAVE A STROKE." "I CURSE YE FOR ALL ETERNITY." "I'VE TRADED ME SOUL FOR ME GOLD." "YOU'LL TRADE YOUR LIFE." "IF YOU GIVE ME ME GOLD BACK, I'LL GO AWAY." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "BURN IN HELL, YOU LITTLE GREEN BASTARD!" "DID THE MATCH GO OUT, DANNY?" "10 años después" "DAD, I'M SO DEPRESSED." "HERE I AM IN NEW MEXICO WITH MY HICK FATHER FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER." "NO OFFENSE." "FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NOT NEW MEXICO." "IT'S NORTH DAKOTA." "LIKE IT MATTERS." "ALL I CARE ABOUT IS IT'S NOT L.A." "THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?" "THIS IS OUR POOR NEIGHBORS' HOUSE," "AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE US TO OUR HOUSE." "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, HONEY." "DAD, THIS BOOK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COVER." "I'M GOING TO BE MISERABLE HERE!" "THERE'S NO SWIMMING POOL, SHOPPING MALLS OR CABLE." "BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TV." "THIS SURE AIN'T BEVERLY HILLS." "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS HOUSE." "CAREFUL." "JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE" "AN OLD BASEMENT." "GREAT PLACE TO STORE ALL THE ROCKS AND PINE CONES I'M GOING TO FIND." "OK, IT'S A LITTLE DUSTY." "I ADMIT THAT." "WE'LL JUST CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE BIT, SPLASH SOME PAINT AROUND." "YOU'D NEED TO SLAP SOME BULLDOZERS AROUND TO FIX THIS PLACE UP." "OH, GOD!" "GROSS." "COBWEBS." "YOU'RE MAKING TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS, HONEY." "THIS IS A GREAT HOUSE." "I GOT A GREAT BUY ON IT." "YEAH, FROM WHO, DRACULA?" "HOW ABOUT I GET A HOTEL AND YOU CAN COME VISIT..." "LIKE ONCE A WEEK?" "HEY, I'LL PAY FOR IT." "TORY, HONEY..." "YOU REALLY THINK MONEY'S ALL YOU NEED TO GET BY IN THIS LIFE?" "OK, I'LL GO WITH THAT THEORY." "DO YOU SEE THAT SPIDER?" "IT'S HUGE!" "THAT THING COULD KILL US!" "OK, I'M GOING TO TURN AROUND." "AND WALK OUT OF THIS BASEMENT, GOING BACKTO THE JEEP," "AND MAKEA RESERVATION AT THE NEAREST HOTEL IN TOWN." "THIS IS WORSE THAN SUMMER CAMP!" "I'D RATHER SLEEP IN A TENT!" "HOLD ON!" "HELLO?" "WE'RE BREAKING UP." "WAIT" "I'D LIKE TO MAKE A RESERVATION." "YES, I'D LIKE IT TO BE A REALLY TALL ROOM, AND" "GREAT!" "WHO ARE YOU?" "I WAS A GUY CARRYING SOME PAINT THINNER." "HERE." "DOES THAT COVER IT?" "YOU KNOCK OVER MY CAN OF PAINT THINNER, THEN YOU OFFER ME BUCKS?" "OK." "HOW ABOUT THAT?" "THAT DO IT?" "BUT IF YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY, YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT." "KEEP THE CHANGE." "I'M IN A BIG HURRY." "IT'S A BIG UGLY DISGUSTING HOUSE I'D JUST LIKE TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM." "WHAT, THE O'GRADY PLACE?" "YEAH." "IT'S REALLY GROSS." "THERE'S BUGS." "THERE'S COBWEBS." "GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE." "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" "IT'S JUST FUNNY THE WAY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS AFRAID OF SPIDERS AND STUFF." "DID I MISPLACE MY s CALENDAR HERE?" ""GIRLS"?" "LISTEN, BUD, OK?" "THIS IS THE NINETIES." "WOMEN ARE TREATED EQUAL." "WELL, FIRST OFF, MY NAME ISN'T BUD, IT'S NATHAN." "I DON'T KNOW MANY GUYS THAT ARE AFRAID OF HOUSES." "OH, IS THAT SO?" "YEAH" "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "NEITHER AM I." "I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING." "TORY?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU ANYMORE." "YOU HATE THE HOUSE" "IT'S DIRTY, IT'S DUSTY." "YOU REALLY THINK I'M AFRAID OF A LITTLE DUST AND BUGS?" "COME ON, JUST PUT THE BAGS BACK, OK?" "I'M GOING TO STAY." "DAD, WOULD YOU PUT THE BAGS BACK?" "I'M GOING TO STAY." "IT CAME RIGHT DOWN OUT OF THE SKY." "THERE IT WAS..." "THIS FLYING SAUCER." "IT HAD THESE REALLY WEIRD LIGHTS, YOU KNOW?" "AND IT MADE ALL THESE WEIRD NOISES, KIND OF LIKE," "OZZIE, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL ANY MORE STORIES." "THIS REALLY HAPPENED, ALEX." "IT DID!" "IT--LIKE MAGIC, YOU KNOW?" "LIKE, WHEN YOU SEE A STAR IN THE NIGHT SKY-- THE FIRST STAR" "YOU CAN MAKE A WISH." "IT'LL COME TRUE." "STOP WITH THE MAGIC STUFF." "AND NO MORE LIES, OK?" "HOW YOU DOING, BOYS?" "I'M J.D." "I JUST MET YOUR BROTHER NATHAN." "HI." "I'M ALEX." "NICE TO MEET YOU." " THIS IS MY FRIEND OZZIE." " HI." "SO, YOU BOYS NEED ANY HELP OUT HERE?" "OUR LIABILITY INSURANCE FORBIDS ANYONE BUT US HANDLING THE TOOLS AND EQUIPMENT,." "BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER." "BOY,I COULD GO FOR A BEER RIGHT NOW." "YOU'RE TOO LITTLE TO DRINK." "DON'T YOU DRINK THAT STUFF!" "HEY, OZZIE, WHAT'S THIS?" "AH, GOTCHA!" "NATHAN?" "I'M SORRY." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOWN HERE." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A PEACE OFFERING," "BUT I THINK IT'S ALL IN THAT CRATE." "HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN WHAT'S INSIDE." "YOU COULDN'T DAMAGE WHAT'S IN HERE." "THE O'GRADYS COLLECTED A LOT OF JUNK." " THE O'GRADYS?" " YEAH." "DAN O'GRADY." "HE USED TO OWN THIS PLACE." "HE WAS REALLY A WEIRD, STRANGE GUY." "OH." "YOU MEAN WEIRD AND STRANGE." "LIKE GUYS WHO OWN TRUCKS AND PAINT HOUSES FOR A LIVING?" "HEY, LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S GOT IN THIS THING." "UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED." "SCARED?" "ME?" "GIVE ME A CROWBAR." "GOT A HAMMER." "FINE." "A HAMMER IS GOOD." "THAT SOUNDS LIKE OZZIE." "BLUE IS NOT YOUR BEST COLOR." "ALEX, I ASKED YOU TO HOLD THAT LADDER STEADY." "NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!" "I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED." "THERE'S A BATHROOM OFF THE KITCHEN IN THERE." "AT LEAST, IT LOOKED A LITTLE LIKE A BATHROOM." "HELLO?" "WHO'S IN THERE?" "HELLO?" "WHAT NEAT JUNK." "PLEASE LET ME OUT." "PLEASE?" "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME OUT OF THIS CRATE?" "HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE?" "PLEASE..." "LET ME OUT." "I DON'T LIKE IT IN HERE." "PLEASE." "HELLO?" "I'M BACK!" "HEY, TUBBY..." "YOU GOT A LIGHT FOR AN OLD LEPRECHAUN'S PIPE?" "I'M STARVED." "HAVEN'T EATEN IN YEARS." "WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU?" "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, ME LAD?" "SEE THE HAT?" "THE BUCKLES ON ME SHOES?" "WHY, I'M A LEPRECHAUN!" "A SHOEMAKER BY TRADE." "AND SPEAKING OF SHOES..." "YOURS COULD USE A SHINE." "BUT FIRST..." "HAVE YOU SEEN A CROCK OF GOLD LYING AROUND?" "TELL ME!" "OR I'LL BITE YOUR EAR OFF," "AND I'LL MAKE A BOOT OUT OF IT." "YOU ONLY GOT AWAY 'CAUSE ME POWERS ARE WEAK." "I NEED ME GOLD!" "THERE'S A LEPRECHAUN IN THE BASEMENT!" "HOLD ON!" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "HE COME OUT OF A BOX!" "HE HAD THESE LONG, REAL SCARY FINGERS." "AND HE ATE A BUG!" "LEPRECHAUN?" "LET'S INJECT A LITTLE REALITY IN HERE, PLEASE." "I SAW HIM!" "REALLY!" "HE TRIED TO POLISH MY SHOES!" "THEN WHERE'S YOUR POT OF GOLD?" "THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS!" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, OZZIE, WE'LL ALL GO CHECK IT OUT." "DON'T GO IN THERE!" "OK?" "JUST IN CASE." "I BETTER GO WITH YOU." "JUST IN CASE." "NATHAN..." "I DON'T THINK THAT STICK'S BIG ENOUGH." "WAIT FOR ME." "I'M COMIN'." "JUST IN CASE." "OZZIE, YOU REALLY BUSTED UP THIS CRATE." "NO, I DIDN'T DO THAT." "THAT--THAT WAS THE LEPRECHAUN." "UH-HUH." "LEPRECHAUN." "I DON'T SEE ANYTHING, OZZIE." "BUT THIS GUY..." "WAS REAL." "I MEAN, HE HAD THE BUCKLES ON HIS SHOES" "AND HE HAD THEM REAL HORRIBLE TEETH," "AND THEY WERE ALL ROTTEN AND EVERYTHING," "I--I KNOW HE NEVER DOES BRUSH THEM." "THAT'S HIM" "HE'S GOING TO KILL EVERY ONE OF US, AND I'M FIRST." "OZZIE, COME HERE!" "I AIN'T GOING IN THAT DARK CORNER!" "NEITHER AM I." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "HANG ON, HANG ON." "IT'S ONLY A RAT." "IT'S JUST A RAT." "WELL, OZZIE, I THINK WE FOUND YOUR LEPRECHAUN." "NO." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "HE WAS BIGGER THAN THAT." "WE'VE SOLVED THIS MYSTERY." "NOW CAN WE JUST GET OUT OF HERE?" "HEY!" "HEY, LOOK UP IN THE SKY!" "SO WHAT, OZZIE?" "IT'S JUST A RAINBOW." "IT'S A MAGIC RAINBOW." "LEPRECHAUNS AND RAINBOWS..." "IT'S A SIGN!" "IT'S A SIGN TO GET BACK TO PAINTING." "NO." "WE GOT TO GO SEE WHAT'S AT THE END." "OZZIE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME." "COME ON, GO WITH ME." "WE GOT TO GET TO THE END OF THE RAINBOW." "THERE'S ALWAYS A POT OF GOLD!" "HE'S SO EASILY SIDETRACKED." "LIKE ALWAYS, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." "OZZIE, COME ON!" "ALEX!" "OH, LET THEM GO CHASE RAINBOWS." "LET'S GO PAINT." "UM, THIS IS BIODEGRADABLE?" "OZZIE, THIS IS STUPID." "YOU CAN'T FIND THE END OF THE RAINBOW." "IT'S WHERE THE RAINBOW ENDS." "IT DOES SORT OF LOOK LIKE WHERE IT ENDS." "HEY, LOOK, IT'S GOING AWAY." "DON'T CUT YOURSELF ON ANY OF THIS RUSTY OLD METAL." "IF YOU DO, IT'LL MAKE YOUR JAW LOCK SHUT." "HEY, OZZIE, I GOT AN IDEA." "LET'S HOT-WIRE THIS." "I DON'T THINK THE BATTERY WOULD BE ANY GOOD." "LOOK AT THAT." "GIVE ME IT." "LET ME LOOK AT IT FOR A MINUTE." "I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU." "I PROMISE." "GIVE ME THAT." "WOW, LOOK AT THAT." "HERE'S YOUR COIN." "I FOUND A BAG FULL OF THEM." "OH!" "I TOLD YOU." "I TOLD YOU." "UH-OH." "THAT'S WHAT THAT LEPRECHAUN WAS TALKING ABOUT." "WOULD YOU STOP WITH THAT STUPID STUFF?" "WE FOUND THIS GOLD." "FINDERS KEEPERS." "I JUST HOPE IT'S REAL." "I KNOW HOW TO TELL IF IT'S REAL." "YOU BITE ON IT." "OH, MY GOD." "I SWALLOWED THAT GOLD COIN" "NICE GOING, JAWS." "CAN YOU DIE FROM SWALLOWING GOLD?" "YEAH, AFTER I KILL YOU!" "YOU JUST LET ME TAKE CHARGE, OK?" "I'M GOING TO KEEP ONE." "I CAN GET IT CHECKED OUT IN TOWN." "WE'VE GOT TO HIDE THE REST." "WE CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS." "RIGHT, RIGHT." "WHY?" "'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW ADULTS ARE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY." "THEY'LL TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY." "LET'S HIDE IT IN THE OLD WELL BESIDE THE HOUSE." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" "WE'RE RICH, AND I CAN BUY COMICS EVERY WEEK." " YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?" " WHAT ELSE?" " WE CAN GET YOU AN OPERATION." " FOR WHAT?" "TO MAKE YOU SMART." "WE CAN GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAVE THEM OPERATE AND FIX YOUR BRAIN." "BUT..." "BUT I--I'M SMART." "YEAH." "WELL, SORT OF." "WHAT I MEAN IS WE CAN MAKE YOU REAL SMART." "THAT WAY, PEOPLE WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU." " THEY MAKE FUN OF ME?" " NOT IN FRONT OF YOU." "ONLY BEHIND YOUR BACK." "LET'S GO TO THE WELL." "COME ON." "HERE." "START IN THE CORNERS." "NICE, EVEN STROKES." "THAT'S IT." "YOU GOT IT." "NOT BAD, HUH?" "YEAH, A REGULAR PICASSO." "PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS." "OH, WE NEED ANOTHER CAN OF PAINT." "JUST WATCH HOW A PRO GETS A CAN OF PAINT." "LET ME GET A RAG FIRST." "GO AHEAD." "NATHAN." "NATHAN, COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "OH, MY GOD." "OH, JEEZ." "HONEY, ARE YOU OK?" "I HEARD YOU SCREAM." "I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU RUBBING MY LEG." "AND YOU LET ME?" "SOMETHING WAS RUBBING MY LEG, CARESSING IT." "IT'S PROBABLY JUST A POSSUM." "I KNOW WHAT CARESSING MY LEG FEELS LIKE." "YOU DO?" "WE GOT TO GET THESE CUTS CLEANED UP." " I SHOULD LOOK FOR THAT ANIMAL." "WHY?" "IT MIGHT HAVE RABIES." "Great!" "IT WAS A CAT." "I THINK WE FOUND YOUR SECRET ADMIRER." "IT WASN'T A CAT." "IT SOUNDS HURT." "COME ON, KITTY, KITTY." "WHAT?" "THAT CAT BIT ME." "PUT PRESSURE ON IT." "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL." "WE'RE TAKING HIM TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM." "SHOOT, THE DISTRIBUTOR CAP." "COME ON, COME ON!" "WE MAY BE A WHILE." "GET A BITE TO EAT." "WE'LL SEE YOU SOON." "ALL RIGHT." "HERE'S OUR CHANCE." "WHAT, TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT?" "NO, TO CHECK OUT THE GOLD COIN." "COME ON." "IT'S GETTING DARK." "I'VE NEVER SEEN A COIN LIKE THIS." "THE SYMBOLS--INCREDIBLY STRANGE MARKINGS." "WHAT'S IT WORTH?" "WELL, IF THIS IS SOLID GOLD," "COULD BE WORTH $.500" "BUT THERE'S HISTORICAL VALUE." "IT COULD BE PRICELESS." "COULD I KEEP THIS OVERNIGHT AND STUDY IT?" "YOU WON'T LOSE IT?" "NO, I'LL PUT IT IN MY SAFE." "I'LL WRITE UP A RECEIPT." "YOU RECKON THAT COIN MIGHT HAVE COME FROM A LEPRECHAUN?" "NEVER MIND." "OK, WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW, AND LET'S JUST KEEP THIS BETWEEN US." "WE'D BETTER GET TO THE RESTAURANT." "THEY'RE GONNA BE PISSED WE WERE GONE SO LONG." "I MUST BE HEARING THINGS." "OK." "I'LL GET THIS PUT AWAY HERE." "I WANT ME GOLD COIN!" "ME COIN!" "IT'S NOT NICE TO STEAL GOLD COINS FROM A LEPRECHAUN." "BAD SHOP OWNER." "BAD SHOP OWNER." "I'LL BE BACK." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO PLAY." "DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" "THIS OLD LEP, HE PLAYED ONE HE PLAYED POGO ON HIS LUNG" "TEACH YOU TO STEAL ME GOLD." "OH." "CAN'T HAVE DIRTY SHOES NOW, CAN WE?" "THERE." "NICE AND SHINY." "OH." "HE'LL BOUNCE BACK IN NO TIME." "ONE GOLD COIN..." "TO GO." "BY THE LUCK OF THE IRISH." "ARE YOU SURE YOU TOLD OZZIE AND ALEX WHERE THIS PLACE IS?" "RELAX." "THEY'RE KIDS." "PROBABLY STOPPED OFF" "TO BUY OZZIE A COMIC OR SOMETHING." "BOY, WHAT A NIGHT." "MY FIRST DAY HERE, AND MY FATHER ENDS UP IN THE HOSPITAL." "IT'S JUST FOR OBSERVATION." "HE'LL BE FINE IN THE MORNING." "LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE." "THE WORST IS OVER." "SAY, AREN'T WE A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE OUT THIS LATE?" "NO." "I'M YEARS OLD." "OK, SMART ASS..." "TAKE THAT RIDICULOUS MASK OFF AND STEP OUT OF THE CAR." "IT'S NOT NICE TO MAKE FUN OF A LEPRECHAUN." "IS THAT SO?" "SO NOW YOU'RE A LEPRECHAUN, HUH?" "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING?" "NO." "I MEAN YES, I DO WANT SOMETHING." "WHAT I WANTED WAS A WATERCRESS SALAD AND AN EVIAN WATER." "BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THAT HERE." "ALL THEY HAVE IS CHEAP WHISKEY AND WARM BEER." "WELL, HERE'S YOUR WATER." "JEEZ." "THANKS." "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE CREEP!" "SO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK, HUH?" "OVER HERE." "I'M OVER HERE." "STOP." "NO MORE." "NO MORE." "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" "OH, THANK GOD." "NOW, THAT WAS FUN." "YOU KNOW, TORY, YOU LOOK A LITTLE SKINNY." "NO OFFENSE, BUT, UH..." "YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME MEAT LOAF." "OH, NO." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?" "YEAH, IT'S MEAT LOAF." "NO." "THAT'S CUT-UP, DEAD COW." "AND THAT'S IF YOU'RE LUCKY IN THIS PLACE." "I DON'T EAT MEAT," "AND I DON'T KILL LIVING THINGS." "I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THAT." "REALLY?" "REALLY." "NATHAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "CUT-UP, DEAD COW." "THAT'S WHAT YOUR SHOE IS." "GIVE ME MY SHOE." "NATHAN, GIVE ME MY SHOE BACK." "ALEX AND OZZIE ARE COMING." "WOULD YOU TRY TO SET A MATURE EXAMPLE?" "SORRY WE'RE LATE." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" "WE WENT DOWN TO THAT PLACE." "NOW, WHERE'S ME CROCK OF GOLD?" "I WANT ME GOLD." "GOD." "UH-OH." "I THINK SOMETHING GOT IN HERE." "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK." "YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH." "GO WASH IT OUT WITH SOAP RIGHT NOW, BOY." "SURE." "SURE." "AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, OZZIE," "I'LL BE SURE TO GROUND MYSELF FOR WEEKS." "THIS IS CRAZY." "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?" "IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BEAR." "THEY SOMETIMES COME DOWN FROM THE HILLS FOR FOOD." "MY DAD HAD TO BRING FOOD INTO THIS PLACE." "THAT LEPRECHAUN, HE TRIED TO SHINE MY SHOES." "HE SAID HE WAS A SHOEMAKER." "YOU GUYS CAN SIT AROUND HERE AND THEORIZE." "BEAR OR NO BEAR, I AM GETTING OUT OF HERE." "I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR, AND I'M NOT COMING BACK." "A LITTLE TOO DARK OUT THERE." "LET'S CLEAN THIS PLACE UP." "HERE." "YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK ONE OF THESE, RIGHT?" "WE FINALLY GOT THAT KITCHEN STRAIGHTENED UP." "YEAH, I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO GET THE HANG OF THIS THING." "WHAT'S THAT?" "IT SOUNDS LIKE A BELL." "LOOK WHAT I FOUND." "GREAT, OZZIE." "I'M GOING TO GO CHECK OUT THE BEDROOMS" "AND FIND OUT WHERE WE'RE GOING TO STAY TONIGHT." "ALEX, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD KILL A LEPRECHAUN?" "OZZIE, YOU CAN KILL ANYTHING." "YOU JUST GOT TO KNOW HOW TO DO IT." "NOW, ME, GIVE ME A ." "MAGNUM," "PRESS IT TO THE LITTLE GREEN CRITTER'S TEMPLE, AND BLAM!" "BRAINS AND GUTS DRIPPING ALL DOWN ITS HEAD." "THE GUY IS GONE WITH A CAPITAL DEAD." "OZZIE, WILL YOU CUT IT OUT WITH THAT STUPID BELL?" "IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM THE KITCHEN." "WE'RE, LIKE, REALLY SCARED." "STAY HERE." "I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT" "NATHAN, BE CAREFUL." "OH, MY LEG!" "I GOT YOU IN A BEAR TRAP" "I GOT YOU IN A BEAR TRAP YOU LOOK LIKE A STUPID SAP" "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HURT." "LET'S PLAY SURGEON." "NATHAN!" "TORY, NO!" "GET BACK." "OH, MY GOD." "CALL THE POLICE!" "GET OFF!" "YOU CAN'T HURT ME." "ALEX, GET THE SHOTGUN." "HURRY UP, ALEX!" "HELP!" "HELP!" "IT'S HAPPENING!" "THE ATTACK IS ON O'GRADY FARM!" "SEND HELP." "THE LEPRECHAUN IS ATTACKING!" "ARMY, NAVY, GUNS, MARINES," "AND WE'LL NEED SOME MEDICINE." "OK, THANKS." "HEY, SHERIFF, I GOT A CALL FROM OZZIE" "HE SAYS THE LEPRECHAUN IS ATTACKING." "WHAT WAS IT LAST WEEK?" "WAS IT UFOs?" "HE'S A GOOD BOY." "A LEPRECHAUN." "THAT'S A GOOD ONE." "TAKE IT." "KILL HIM!" "KILL HIM!" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, OZZIE?" "HURRY UP!" "GET ALEX ON THE PORCH!" "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE PORCH!" "HE WENT OFF INTO THE BUSHES." "GOD." "NATHAN, THAT WAS NO FUCKING BEAR." "MY GOD." "GONE." "GOD, NATHAN, YOUR LEG." "LOOK AT IT." "WE GOT TO CALL A PARAMEDIC." "I TOOK CARE OF IT." "I TOLD THEM WE NEEDED THE ARMY, MEDICINE," "AND A PARAMEDIC." "OZZIE, YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM THAT IT WAS A LEPRECHAUN, DID YOU?" "OF COURSE I DID." "THAT'S WHAT IT WAS, WASN'T IT?" "WE JUST GOT TO GET HIM BACK TO THE HOUSE." "SHIT!" "THE LINE'S DEAD." "ALEX, YOU EVER IN THE BOY SCOUTS?" "THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH." "HELP ME WITH THIS." "STOP THE BLEEDING." "GO TO THE BATHROOM." "GET EVERYTHING YOU CAN-- TISSUE, ALCOHOL, COTTON." "TORY, DID THAT THING LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAUN TO YOU?" "OZZIE, GO!" "COME ON." "YOU'LL BE OK, NATHAN." "OK, SO, SOON AS WE STOP THE BLEEDING, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE NATHAN TO THE PICKUP." "BUT WHAT IF IT'S STILL OUT THERE?" "NO WAY." "I PUT ROUNDS INTO THAT THING." "IT'S GOT TO BE DEAD." "ALEX, GET ME SOME ICE." "WE'LL STOP THE SWELLING ON NATHAN'S LEG." "HURRY UP AND" "GET HIM OUT HERE." "CAREFUL." "WANT HELP?" "DID YOU SEE HIM?" "OH, GOD, THAT HURTS." "GET HIM IN THE TRUCK." "WHAT IF HE COMES?" "HURRY UP, NATHAN." "OK, WE MADE IT." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TRUCK?" "DISTRIBUTOR CAP." "ALEX, BE CAREFUL." "HURRY." "AHH, LET ME IN!" "CLOSE THE DOOR!" "CLOSE THE WINDOW!" "MY--MY EAR!" "HE GOT MY EAR!" "WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING IN THERE?" "RING AROUND THE ROSIE A POCKETFUL OF POSIES" "FASTER!" "FASTER!" "ASHES, ASHES WE ALL FALL DOWN" "WHERE'D YOU GO, ME FRIENDS?" "I WANT TO KNOW WHERE ME GOLD IS." "GIVE IT BACK TO A NICE HARMLESS LEPRECHAUN." "OK, LET'S GO NOW." "WHERE IS HE?" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING, ME FRIENDS?" "PHONE." "PHONE." "I GOT TO CALL FOR HELP." "THE PHONE'S DEAD." "OK..." "MY PORTABLE!" "HELLO?" "I NEED THE POLICE." "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY." "THIS IS TORY REDDING." "I'M CALLING FROM THE O'GRADY FARM." "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED." "WE NEED YOU TO SEND SOMEONE OUT HERE." "OK, PLEASE HURRY." "YOU'VE GOT-- HELLO?" "GODDAMMIT." "THE BATTERY DIED." "IT'S OK, I GOT THROUGH AND THEY'RE GONNA SEND SOMEBODY." "WE'RE GONNA BE OK." "DEPUTY TRIBIT COME IN." "THIS IS SHERIFF CRONAN." "TRIBIT, CAN YOU READ ME?" "I READ YOU SHERIFF." "GO AHEAD." "THIS IS SHERIFF CRONAN." "WE GOT A CALL FROM OVER THERE AT THE O'GRADY FARM." "A FEMALE CALLED TORY REDING CALLED IN AN EMERGENCY." "GET OUT THERE." "ON A CODE 1 PRIORITY RIGHT AWAY." "ROGER, SHERIFF." "MY E.T.A. IS LESS THAN 3 MINUTES." "IF I NEED BACKUP, I'LL CALL IT IN." "YOU GOT THE BACK DOOR, RIGHT?" "RIGHT, AND THE BASEMENT WINDOWS ARE LOCKED UP TIGHT." "NOW, DOUBLE-CHECK THE WINDOWS IN THE KITCHE" "MY EAR SURE HURTS." "I BET THAT LEPRECHAUN MADE A BOOT OUT OF IT." "HE DIDN'T GET YOU EAR." "HE JUST BIT IT." " WHERE THE HELL IS THE POLICE?" " THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW." "NOW I'M GONNA MAKE TIGHT." "TOO TIGHT?" "NO, IT'S ALRIGHT." "THAT LEPRECHAUN SURE IS MEAN." "IT IS NOT A LEPRECHAUN DAMM IT." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING WAS, BUT IT'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "WHAT ABOUT THE GOLD IN THE OLD, RUSTY CAR." "NEVER MIND WHAT I JUST SAID" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN "GOLD"?" "ALEX, TELL ALEX THE GOLD." "WE WERE GONNA SAVE IT TO GET OZZIE AN OPERATION." "ALEX, YOU CAN'T FIX OZZIE'S BRAIN." "I KNOW THAT, BUT HE DOESN'T." "TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLD." "IN THE WATER BUCKET, RIGHT?" "JUST PULL IT UP AND THERE'S A BAG OF GOLD COINS." "IT'S GOTTA WORK." "ALL HE WANTS IS HE GOLD, HE'S GOTTA LEAVE US ALONE." "NO, YOU'RE HURT TOO BAD." "SIT DOWN." "LOOK, JUST TAKE THIS GUN WITH YOU, OK?" "JUST COCK AND AIM ITT AND PULL THE TRIGGER." "YOU EVER WORKED ONE OF THOSE THINGS BEFORE?" "NO." "WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TEETH." "COME ON." "IS THAT ME GOLD?" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?" "I'M A LEPRECHAUN, ME DEAR." "HERE." "THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, RIGHT?" "ME POWERS ARE RETURNING!" "IT SOUNDS LIKE ME GOLD..." "IT LOOKS LIKE ME GOLD..." "IT SMELLS LIKE ME GOLD..." "IT TAKES LIKE ME GOLD..." "OH, GOD." "ME GOLD!" "ME DELICIOUS GOLD." "BE CALM, BE CALM." "OK, HE TOOK IT." "HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED." "NOW WE'LL GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL." "AND CALL FOR HELP." "94, 95... 96, 97... 98, 99." "A MISSING COIN?" "I'VE BEEN TRICKED." "THEY'VE GOT ME COIN." "NO ONE TAKES A LEPRECHAUN'S GOLD" "ALEX, YOU GOTTA GET ICE FOR OZZIE'S EAR." "AND BOIL SOME WATER." "I'LL COVER YA." "COOKING, KIDS?" "IT'S IN THE CABINETS." "OK TORY I WANT YOU TO OPEN THEM AND GET BACK QUICKLY, OK" "I WANT ME GOLD" "QUICK." "YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN DOOR NUMBER TWO" "YOU MISSED ME!" "WHERE IS HE?" "YOU CAN NEVER CATCH A LEPRECHAUN." "THERE HE GOES." "HE'S GETTING AWAY." "WHERE DID HE GO?" "HE WENT IN THERE!" "STAY WITH OZZIE." "I AM RIGHT HERE." "AND I AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS." "YOU GOT THE SUCKER." "BE CAREFUL." "YOU THINK HE'S DEAD?" "YEAH, HE'S DEAD" "NOT A CHANCE, ME LAD." "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "I DON'T KNOW." "COME ON." "HE'S IN THERE." "WAIT." "HE'S IN THE BASEMENT." "HE'S OVER THERE, I HEAR HIM." "LISTEN" "THERE HE IS, RIGHT HERE" "COME ON YOU LITTLE GREEN THING." "WHERE IS HE?" "HE'S OUTSIDE HE'S GONE" "IT'S GONNA BE OK." "DO YOU HEAR ANYTHING?" "HE WENT DOWN THE BASEMENT." "HELLO?" "HELPS US PLEASE." "WE'RE TRAPPED INSIDE HERE" "WHERE'S THE REST OF ME GOLD?" "HAVING PROBLEMS?" "DO YOU NEED A HAND?" "WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?" "WE GAVE HIM HIS GOLD." "WE GAVE HIM HIS GOLD." "I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS." "WHAT?" "HE WANTS HIS LAST GOLD COIN." "STOP HIM!" "HE'S GOT THE LAST GOLD COIN IN HIS STOMACH." "YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE." "THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY." "THAT THING IS A LEPRECHAUN AND WE HAVE TO STOP IT." "THE OLD O'GRADY, HE MIGHT KNOW HOW TO KILL IT." "WHEN I WAS A KID, HE USED TO TELL ME STORIES ABOUT FAIRES AND LEPRECHAUNS." "IF ANYBODY WOULD KNOW HOW TO KILL THIS THING, HE WOULD." "HE OWNS THIS HOUSE HE PROBABLY PUT THAT THING IN ITS CRATE." "WHERE IS HE?" "OLD MAN O'GRADY, HE'S IN A REST HOME" "HE HAD A STROKE ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO." "WE GOTTA GOT THERE RIGHT NOW HOW WE GONNA GET THERE?" "THE JEEP." "WAIT A SEC, I GOT AN IDEA." "ALEX, DON'T LOCK." "HELLO, LOVE" "FARTHER!" "SHINY-SHINY" "WE'RE CLEAR." "I'LL BE BACK" "MR. O'GRADY, IT'S OUT." "IT'S OUT OF THE CRATE." "NO ONE BELIEVED IT WAS A LEPRECHAUN." "I BELIEVE IT." "HOW DO WE STOP IT?" "THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO KILL A LEPRECHAUN." "BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU." "I'LL NEVER TELL YA." "OPEN UP, OPEN UP" "HE CAME BACK FOR ME." "I KNEW HE WOULD BUT, NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE ME." "WE GOTTA GET YOU DOWN." "IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW." "BUT YOU HAVE TO KILL IT" "HOW CAN WE KILL IT?" "A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER FROM THE CLOVER PATCH" "BESIDES THE WELL." "YOU GOTTA PUT IT ON HIS BODY." "HE HAS TO TOUCH IT, THEN YOU CAN KILL IT." "LITTLE GIRLS SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING FOR CLOVERS." "COME TO ME, ME DEAR" "OH MY GOD, A COP." "YOU GOTTA HELP US, PLEASE HELP US." "I WANT ME GOLD." "GET OUT!" "PLEASE GET OUT" "AN EYE FOR AN EYE, ME DEAR" "PLEASE, GET OUT." "TORI?" "WE HEARD YOUR SCREAMS" "WHERE'S ALEX?" "HE'S UP IN THE HOUSE." "O'GRADY SAID WE NEED TO HAVE A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER." "WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT THING WAKES UP" "THERE'S GOTTA BE A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER, HE SAID THERE WAS." "OK, COME ON, LET'S GO" "WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER IN HERE." "YES WE CAN." "I FOUND MANY WHEN I WAS A KID." "HEY!" "NEVER MIND." "I'M NOT AFRAID." "I CAN GET THAT LEPRECHAUN" "PLEASE DON'T BE HERE YET." "I KNOW I CAN GET HIM." "I'M NOT AFRAID." "I'LL KILL HIM." "I CAN GET HIM." "I'M NOT AFRAID." "WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND IT." "YOU CAN FIND IT..." "YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE." "OZZIE I'M SO SICK OF YOUR MAGIC AND YOUR STUPID FANTASIES." "IT'S TOO LATE NOW." "WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT HERE AND LOOK FOR CLOVES" "THAT THING'S GONNA WAKE UP." "YOU'VE LOST YOUR FAITH." "YOU GOTTA BELIEVE." "YOU GOT TO." "ALRIGHT, LOOK." "I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE." "YOU FOUND ONE." "I TOLD YOU." "I TOLD YOU." "WE GOTTA GET THIS ON THE LEPRECHAUN." "GOOD MORNING, ME LAD." "NOW I'LL FINISH WHAT I STARTED." "HELP!" "PLEASE, NATHAN." "SOMEBODY HELP ME." "IT'S ME, IT'S ME YOU WANT YOU GREEN SON OF A BITCH." "I GOT THE LAST GOLD COIN." "IT'S IN MY STOMACH." "THEN IT'S YOUR BELLY I WANT." "USE THE CLOVER." "I WANT ME LAST COIN." "HANG ON, OZZIE." "I'LL SAVE YOU." "HANG ON." "FUCK YOU, LUCKY CHARMS" "WE DID IT." "I DID A SMART THING, DIDN'T I?" "YOU'RE REALLY SMART OZZIE." "JUST HANG IN THERE, OK?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "GOTCHA." "FIRST TIME I EVER GOT YOU." "SURE DID, OZZIE." "I WANT ME GOLD." "I'LL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE ME GOLD" "CURSE THIS WELL THAT WE SOLE SHALL DWELL" "TILL I FIND ME MAGIC THAT BREAKS THIS SPELL"