"Thank you, Mrs. Randhawa." "Thank you so much." "In spite of being so busy your husband spares some time for the school function." "It's quite commendable." "Not a problem, sir." "It's our pleasure." "tell me, does Ekam trouble you a Iot in school?" "Oh, no, no, no." "He's such a sweet child." "He doesn't trouble us at all." "He has become a favourite of all teachers." "What is it, Mrs. Randhawa?" "Is there anything special today?" "You have come early to pick up Ekam." "Sir, the special thing is that today is my wedding anniversary." "Okay." "So I thought I should take Ekam home early today." "Oh, it's great." "Congrats." "Thank you, sir." "First we go shopping." "Then, we'II go home and make cake." "chocolate cake." "Right?" "chocolate's your favourite, isn't it?" "Mummy, I want to ask you something." " Yes, Ekam." "What is it?" "How much do you love papa?" "I and your papa love each other a Iot." "Where did you meet papa?" "How did you get married?" "It's a very long story." "How do I tell you?" "No, I want to hear the story now." "Okay." "I'II tell you the story on the way back home." "Okay?" "Yes." "tell me." " shall we go now?" "Let's go." "'The story begins at the village SiaIkot.'" "'Two gentlemen of that place were very famous.'" "'PritpaI Randhawa and Shamsher Randhawa.'" "'Once upon a time both the Randhawas were very good friends.'" "'But now their friendship had turned into enmity.'" "'And all the villagers were fed up of their enmity.'" "'One had to always do the opposite of what the other said.'" "'They always kept on fighting.'" "hello." " hello." "hello." " hello." "tell me." " Look, PritpaI and Shamsher are here." "Decision will be made on what they agree." "Decision has been made." "Water will pass through Kartare's fields." "How can the water pass through his fields?" "Headman, the decision has been made." "Water will pass through Kartare's fields." "I'II see how that happens." "'Both the Randhawas wouldn't let go of any opportunity... ' '... to look down upon each other.'" "'And both of them had a son.'" "'Yuvraj and Gurnur.'" "Look at this." "He scored 28 out of 100 in Punjabi." "Your son failed." "Why do you worry?" "So what if he failed?" "He scored one mark more than his son." "well done, son." "You have made me happy." "It makes no difference to me whether you pass or faiI." "But, son, always remember one thing." "You have to always be a step ahead of PritpaI's son." "They started incuIcating their enmity in their children as well." "And they taught them that he should never accept defeat from the other one's son." "shall we go now?" "But why are you telling me the story of these two gentlemen?" "I don't want to hear this story." "I don't want to hear this story, tell me your story." "Oh, no." "hold on." "I am telling you." "After some years, they grew up." "They became college's dashing, handsome rock stars." "We don't pick up a fight without a reason." "We bestow our lives if anyone asks for it with love." "With love." "With love." "We don't pick up a fight without a reason." "We bestow our lives if anyone asks for it with love." "We enjoy eating and drinking." "The world knows how decent we are." "We might look simple and native." "We might look simple and native." "But we are crooked in many ways." "Come on." "Our enemies look down in our presence." "Our enemies look down in our presence." "Nothing is greater than friendship." "We don't befriend smokers." "We don't." "Nothing is greater than friendship." "We don't befriend people who show off." "We don't endure anyone's taunts." "We are ready to do anything for the ones we love." "We know how to teach a lesson..." "We know how to teach a lesson to the one who tries to act smart." "Come on." "Our enemies look down in our presence." "Our enemies look down in our presence." "So, Yuvraj, how do we deal with them?" "One on one or all in one go?" "Ask the ones who are about to get thrashed." "So, how do we deal this?" "should we beat each one of you or all of you together?" "How do you want to do it?" "They are going to get kicked for sure." "Whether they get kicked one by one or in a group." "Say we'II go one on one." "Come one by one." "We will tear you apart." "Betia." " Yes, brother?" "You go first." "Dent their faces." "Dent them." "Manna Singh." "Age wise you should go first." "Go for it." "Oh no." "Here comes my tiger." "well done, buddy." "You paid the price for the tattoo on your bicep." "Come on, Jaggi." "You should kick on his chest." "Karma, roar." "I don't have a Iot of expectations." "But I will have to send him." "Sheera, just go for it." "bodybuilder, he is all set to touch his feet." "well done." "He's done for." "useless." "Come on." "It's your turn now." " It's all set." "Come on, bodybuilder." "It's your turn now." "I say I am hot tempered." "I fear I might kill someone." "Hey, when will you make use of your body?" "Strip." "Fine." "Use your triceps." "Get this straight." "If you don't score, don't come back." "Go back to your village." "Don't spare him." "Fine." "Oh, it's not straight." "Have courage, dear." "Have courage." "Your beloved will handle each one of them." "Dinosaur." "Did you have to come at my turn?" "Just a minute." "Just a minute." "What's the hurry in getting beaten?" "Let me remove my gIares." "They are worth Rs. 2200." "Who will pay for it if it breaks?" "I get very angry when I see a weak person like you." "There's a point." "Who bothers about bystanders in a fair?" "The fight is between the two of them." "If you still wish to fight with me then ask you leader once again." "Here you go." "I'm fearless." "I'm fearless." "I'm fearless." "I'm fearless." "I'm fearless..." "What?" "You didn't like it?" "ScoundreI, I didn't have any hopes from you." "Damn the fearless." "They sometimes use deceit and sometimes touch the feet." "Why don't they just give up?" "Anyway, only the two of us are brave in this group." "You and me." "I have had my turn." "Now it's your turn." "Go." "Go and get even." "Now he wants to get kicked." "bodybuilder, he is older than me." "He won't look nice, getting thrashed." "Karma, I will have to hit him as well?" "Looks like a bud has been plucked." "Hit him, Gurnur." "Hit him." "Don't spare him." "Hit him, Gurnur." " Don't spare him, Gurnur." " Go for it." "Gurnur, hit him." " Uproot him." "Break his knees." " Come on." "Don't spare him." "Hit him." "Hit him." "We have got hold of him with great difficulty." "Hit him." "Don't let him go." " Hit him." "Break his knees." " Hit him, Gurnur." "Hit him there." " Teach him a lesson." "Don't spare him." " Don't spare him." "Break his bones." " Hit him." "Hit him." " Break his bones." " Hit him." "Hit him." "Force him down to the ground." " Hit him." "Oh no." "Why did the security have to come now?" "They don't let us fight in peace." "Move aside, you..." "I will..." " Oh no." "Wait." "Let go of me." "Whiskey, my son, such a big car in our village?" "And P. K. PaIta doesn't know about it?" "I will find out about it right away." "Right away." " Let it be, father." "Your wretched scooter is nothing in comparison to the limousine." "You won't be able to match up to it." "This is not a scooter, it is a jet." "It has followed rockets, this limousine is nothing." "We will follow it." "Watch me." "Speed up, father." "Let's go, dear." " Speed up, father." "Race it, father." "Race it." " Go for it." "Hurry up." "Get to it." "Whiskey, I'II go and bait." "Father, bait won't help here." "This fish is very big." "Your father, P. K. PaIta can trap the biggest fish." "hello." "Yes?" "Have you bought this mansion?" "Yes." "tell me." "myself P. K. PaIta." "Property dealer." "people usually say that drivers, cops and property dealers are like dogs." "But I disagree, sir." "Not everyone is the same." "God have blessed me with everything." "I make fair deals." "It's as white as an egg." "I tried hard to sell this mansion." "Sir, nobody was ready to give Rs. 3 crores for it." "I told the owners that I will crack a deal for Rs. 2.5 crores." "Did you buy it for three?" "I bought it in Rs. 4 crores." "Rs. 4 crores?" "Desires don't have price tags, mister..." " What did you say your name was?" " PaIta." "P. K." "Mr. PaIta, my daughter liked it and hence I bought it." "You said that you are a property dealer." " Yes." "I am looking for a piece of land for my fertilizer plant." "Do you have anything in mind?" "A land worth Rs. 1-2 crores is ready, sir." "But I want to invest 9 million pounds on this fertilizer plant." "Let me know if you have something in mind." "Yes, Mr. Bajwa." "Send those papers to my office." "Nine million pounds." "I wonder how much it is in rupees." "Nine million pounds." "Yes, it's a big amount." "Why?" "The empty mansion..." "In the uphill area..." " Yes." "It has been sold." "An NRI has come from england." "Loaded." "He bought it." "For Rs. 4 crores." "Rs. 4 crores?" "Nobody was ready to pay Rs. 2.5 crores for it." "There's more." "He wants to spend 9 million pounds on a fertilizer plant." "9 million pounds?" "There's more." "He has a daughter." "She's beautiful." "She's as old as Gurnur." "I say if they get married..." "We will be a notch above your neighbour." "This is what I pray for to God." "Oh, Goddess, get them married." "I will offer an umbrella, made of gold." "I'II make him give it." "PaIta, your scheme is good." "But keep one thing in mind." "He shouldn't know about this." "Sir, what are you saying?" "P. K. PaIta never backed off from his words even when he is drunk." "I won't when I am sober." "I will never go there." "will you have some tea?" "Forget the tea, sir." "I'm in a hurry." "The school is after me." "I have to get my younger son enrolled in the school." "They are asking for Rs. 25,000." "I will pay it." "Mr. PaIta, why are you hesitating?" "Sir, I hesitate because I still owe you some money." "Pay it later, together." "I'II go get it." "Here you go, Mr. PaIta." "Here's Rs. 25,000." "Get your son enrolled." "Fine." "My job is done." "But keep one thing in mind." "My neighbours shouIdn't even get a hint about this NRI scheme." "Mr. Randhawa, you shouldn't have said that." "P. K. PaIta never backed off from his words even when he is drunk." "I won't when I am sober." "I will never go to their house." "Hey, dad, what's up?" "Come, dear." "Sit down." "'Samosas' (Indian snacks)." "Dad, so many calories?" "Oh, God." "Dear, I Ieft the fear of calories back in england." "Now, in Punjab, I want to start my Iife afresh." "'Samosas', 'JaIebis' (Indian sweet), cottage cheese fritters." "No, dad." "please." "No thanks." "Have them, ma'am." "They are way better than your pizzas and burgers." "really?" "Thank you." "Dear, I have brought you to Punjab but I always worry whether you will like this place or not." "well, dad, you and mom are not going to stay together." "So..." "Whether it's england or Punjab, what difference does it make?" "I will have to get used to it." "Right?" "Forget it." "tell me, how was Noor's first day in college?" "Not bad." "Did you make any new friends?" "Friends?" "No, dad." "Not as yet." "But, I think I will soon befriend someone." "Friendship?" "That too with a girl?" "Dad, you forgot, you are my dad." "You should stop boys from doing such things." "You shouldn't encourage them." "You are strange." "What's strange in that, father?" "This is a limit." "tell me if you want someone's bones broken." "You are asking me to flirt with a girl?" "It's not an easy thing." "I know it is not easy." "But till when will you keep fighting small battles?" "It's time to fight a big battle." "A big one." "Son, get this done for me." "Daddy, why are you saying such dirty things?" "I will tell mummy about it." "Mummy." " No." "You know how difficult it is to romance with a girl?" "You know what tantrums they have?" "I cannot do this." "But I can do it on one condition." "What's the condition?" "It will cost you Rs. 25,000 a month." "Rs. 25,000?" "Now you will charge me for this as well?" "Have some shame." "Listen, give me a father's discount." "Times have changed, father." "You must have cajoled mother with bangles from the fair." "She is an NRI." "NRI." "One has to feed pizzas and pastas, father." "Pizzas and pastas." "It will cost you." "You can have the money." "Son, keep one thing in mind." "That girl should marry you." "Hear that." "An obedient child should always listen to his parents." "You have pleased me." "Dad, if it is so, then consider the job done." "Print the invites." "Noor weds Gurnur." "Noor weds Gurnur." "It sounds good." "well done." "Okay, father." "Learn to talk in english." "You will get an NRI daughter-in-Iaw." "Even if I have to bring her by force." "Excuse me?" "New admission?" "Yes." "I'm Noor." "Hi, I'm Nisha." " Nice to meet you." "True." "Sister-in-Iaw is very beautiful." "Just like Tom Cruise, the one who acts in english movies." "Tom Cruise?" " Yes." "ScoundreI, he is man." "The woman." "In english movies." "She is very beautiful." "Hot." "angelina jolie?" " Yes." "angelina dolly." "You are right, Karma." "This is the first time father has put me on a good job." "bless you, father." "Gurnur, if you cannot get her then I can try." "Anyway, the guy who gets such a beautiful girl gets a Iot of love." "And if a monkey like you irritates her then she gifts him her sandals as well." "Hit him." " Sorry, brother." "She is your sister-in-Iaw." "A sister-in-Iaw is like a mother." "Sir is here." "Sir is here." " Get your act together." "He is here." "He is here." " Come on." "Keep quiet." "Good morning, sir." "Good morning." "Your sister-in-Iaw is standing, do your knees hurt?" "Get up." " I am." "Come on." " I wish the same." "Good morning." "Good morning, sir." "Brother, first Noor stood up." "Then they stood up." "Now what do we do?" "She is standing for no reason." "He thinks she is standing for him." "I didn't get you, brother." "You are there to support me." "That's the reason I feel so brave." "Be brave, but don't act like human." "Come on." "Good morning." " Good morning, sir." "What is wrong with them?" "Everyone is standing up?" "They never stood up for the national anthem." "Why did they get up to welcome me?" "Sit down." "Yes." "Who knows about Shakespeare?" "Now who is he?" "Is he your uncle?" "Is he your uncle?" "I knew it." "Every one is looking down as if they are guilty of a crime." "Shakespeare..." " Excuse me, sir." "Yes, please." "william Shakespeare was an english poet and playwright." "He is regarded as one of the greatest writers of the english language." "He's often called the england's national poet and the Bard of Avon." "william Shakespeare died, april 23rd 1616." "Heard your sister-in-Iaw speak in english?" "Great." "Learn something from the girl." "She speaks such good english." "Get this straight." "From tomorrow, in my english lectures no kid will speak in Punjabi." "Even if you want to talk to each other you will talk in english." "Then it wouId be better if we don't talk at all." "Anyway, if I wish to Iearn english how long will it take for me to Iearn it?" "If you want to Iearn english?" " Yes." "To teach someone like you english is same like tying down a wild buffalo." "Sir, why don't you use an english idiom for it?" "In english?" " Forget it if you don't know it, sir." "No, it's not so." "According to me in english it means To make an englishman from a Desi is equal to make silk sari from jute." "Yuvraj, sister-in-Iaw speaks fluent english." "Now what will you do?" "It's a good thing." "I was worried." " About what?" "Who will teach our children?" "I don't know english." "I think your sister-in-Iaw will stay at home and teach them." "I say, you should go right away, hold her hand and say it in english, Iike I am saying it." " What?" "I cannot live without you." "Get lost." "control your emotions." "As if this is sister-in-Iaw's hand." " Sister-in-Iaw's pet." "Then tell her in english." "First tell me what I have to say." "We..." "I don't..." "We..." "We..." "ScoundreIs, why don't you say something to him in english?" "Why should I alone be doing this?" "It's a different thing that I am better in english than you are." "You know more than us for sure." "You spend four years in each class." "We have spent only one year." " There is bound to be a difference." " Buddies, agree to it." "None of us know english." "Yuvraj, you'II have to Iearn english if you wish to have the girl." "I'II have to Iearn english." "But I am wondering who will teach me." "Oh, my dolly." "I Iike meat and you are a vegetarian." "As long as there is a vessel on the stove I will keep you happy." "Temper the chicken." "I Iike the taste of bones." "Temper the chicken." "Mr. BhaIIa, I just tempered spinach, not chicken." "Oh, my God." "Today again we are having spinach?" "We had spinach yesterday and the day before that..." "We have been eating spinach since the Iast six days." "When will you stop?" "When my navel turns green?" "You don't value spinach's importance." "Spinach is the secret to lawyer Singhara." "Beware if you take Singhara's name in front of me again." "He's a bad omen." "He has been after you since college." "Because of him our marriage was pushed back for six years." "Otherwise, we would have children screaming and shouting in our house long back." "You are just too much." " Oh my." "The girl is feeling shy." "What should I do?" "dolly darling, I mean to say..." "dolly?" "Where is she?" "You?" "What was your hurry?" "CouIdn't you come after five minutes?" "You broke my dream." "Good evening, sir." "Why take so much trouble when you don't know english?" "CouIdn't you just say hello?" "hello." " hello." "What brings you here?" "Sir, I want to Iearn english." "You want to Iearn english?" " Yes." "First learn your mother tongue well." "You can tackle with the other languages later." "What?" "I'm not attempting to molest someone's daughter or sister." "I am just saying that I want to Iearn english." "Sir, it is very important for me to Iearn english." "I know that you are doing this for someone's sister or daughter." "It's a different issue that you are doing it through english." "No." "It's not so." "actually, I was saying, why don't we talk about english while drinking english liquor, sir?" "Your case seems similar to mine." "Singhara and I were behind the same girl in college." "Her name was dolly." "dolly." "She couldn't decide which one she should choose." "Then?" "Then we brought in the third option." "Third option?" "Who?" " Pinky." "Pinky?" "Who Pinky?" "From Moga." " From Moga?" "What is that?" "Pinky from Moga is a girl who has never disappointed anyone." "really?" "She seems very generous." "We got Singhara drunk and sent him to her." "The second day Singhara got dressed and went to propose Pinky." "Did Pinky accept it?" "No." "She made a face and said..." " What did she say?" "Brother, I'II think about it and let you know tomorrow." "Singhara said if you too will have to think then it wouId be better that I rather die." "Oh no." "Great." " Enough of jokes." "Today, I make a promise to you." "If I don't get you married to Noor then don't call me Love Guru." "But you, too, will have to make me a promise." "You will have to memorise the english I teach you." "I'II do that." "But tell me, how long will it take for things to work out between Noor and me." "It's not a cot that I can make in an hour." "always remember it takes time to acquire girls and mansions." " Okay." "If your friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world." "In the world." "What say?" "You didn't like it?" "You think this english will be enough for sister-in-Iaw?" "Yes." "This is what the professor said." "This is what the professor said." "This looks like a person of Uttar Pradesh speaking in Punjabi." "Get lost." "You cannot find a difference between me and them?" "There is a difference, but on your face and not your tone." "I am your professor for the day." "Mind your manners in front of me." "Karma, I sometimes feel that the professor drank liquor worth Rs. 450 but he is not as great as he claims he is." "He gave me just a line to memorise." "I was wondering the same." "A person who is single at this age how can he teach you how to romanc" "You are right." "We will talk about it later." "It is 11 o'cIock." "Your sister-in-Iaw isn't here as yet." "I fear I might forget the line." "It took me a Iot of time to memorise it." "She is here." " Sister-in-Iaw is here." "Sit down." "Sit down." "Sit down." "Sit down." "Give me the book." "Move." "Oh God, help me with the girl." "Kids, what I am going to teach you today..." "Do you know who has said this?" "I swear I don't know who has said this." "I will tell you." "It's Abraham lincoln." "He says..." "If your friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world." "In the..." " world." "Yes." "Got it?" " Yes." "Yes, what?" " Yes, sir." "Yes." "Now go home and work hard." "Make preparations like me." "Look, I learnt english." "You will learn it as well." "Okay?" "Memorise this and come tomorrow." "We will meet later." "Okay?" "Take care." "God has sent Yuvraj like an angel for english for us." "We wouldn't know english if not for him." "He spokes such fluent english..." "I say, a person like us will be tongue tied." "That's true." "Long live..." " Professor Yuvraj." "Long live..." " Professor Yuvraj." "Long live..." " Professor Yuvraj." "I don't understand Yuvraj and I studied together." "Pass it to me." "Pass it to me." " He cannot speak in english." "When did he learn english?" "No problem." " Get it." "Get it." "Get it." "What does he think?" "He will get closer to the girl if he speaks in english?" "Pass it." "Pass it." " I think we, too, will have to stop our rounds." "We, too, will have to Iearn english." "Kiddo, we aren't made for learning english." "We have been trying to Iearn english since the Iast 15 years." "We have wrecked our brains over it." "Did you get it?" " Get the ball." "Then how will we get it in 15 days?" "We manage with Punjabi." "This is bad." "I cannot understand one thing." "Yuvraj and english..." "What is this all about?" "There is a catch, brother." "Prof. BhaIIa is giving Yuvraj tuitions in english." "Prof. BhaIIa." " Yes." "The Sikh has become a traitor." "We already had only a few in hand, now we lost him as well." "It will be difficult." " Yes." "I have an idea." "bodybuilder, you too get ideas?" "I have a neighbour, a lawyer called Singhara." "He can help us." "We haven't killed a person that we need a lawyer." "Stupid, this is a matter of the heart." "A matter of heart." "BhaIIa and Singhara were in the same college." "And they were after the same girl." "The girl's name was dolly." "She went to UK." "Now both of them hate each other." "BhaIIa and Singhara." "And in between them is dolly." "bodybuilder, tell me something." " What?" "Why do girls make boys fight?" " True." "Singhara." "Now you are all we have." "wonderful." "wonderful." "wonderful." "What are you looking at, Mr. Singhara?" "Ms. dolly, I feel God made you at leisure." "Otherwise, how can anyone be so beautiful?" "Mr. Singhara, you are too much." "You keep praising me for no reason." "My love, I kept Ioitering in college for four years for you." "I tried to tell you something." "I couldn't tell you." "I didn't have the courage." "Then muster courage and tell me today." "dolly, if I couldn't tell you in four years how do I say it right away?" "Oh no, Mr. Singhara." "Does anyone take this long to express his feelings?" "Say it today." "Idea." "I will close my eyes." "You say, one, two, three." "And then I will say, dolly, I Iove you." "Start now." "One." "Two." "Three." " I Iove you, my Iife." "dolly, I Iove you." "I Iove you, my Iife." "dolly, I Iove you." "I Iove you too." "So?" "You were romancing dolly?" "Who are you?" " Sir, I am Gurnur." "What's your case?" " I Iike a girl." "And her parents don't approve of you?" "No, I will handle her parents." " So, your parents disapprove?" " My father is also ready." "In fact, my father has made me go after the girl." "The girl doesn't agree." "I am not into the business of convincing girl." "I am not running a marriage bureau." "Get going." "Look, sir, I had come here with a Iot of hopes." "Son, I am not at all concerned with your hopes." "I would have helped you if you would've brought me a case." "Get going." "well, Gurnur Singh, if Yuvraj has Prof. BhaIIa's support then you have God's support." "Okay." "Bye." "Just a minute, son." "Just a minute." "tell me, what does it have to do with Prof. BhaIIa." "Prof. BhaIIa." " Yes." "actually a roguish boy studies in our college." " Okay." "Yuvraj." " Okay. - He is elder than me." "He is after the girl." "And Prof. BhaIIa is helping him." "Both of them are trying to trap the girl." "I Iove her." "Poor girl." "Prof. BhaIIa is a very dangerous man." "I know him since he used to run around in knickers." "He did something similar with me." " really?" "He always interferes in a love story." " Okay." "Don't worry, son." "You have come to the right place." "If he has Prof. BhaIIa..." " Yes." "Then you have Advocate Singhara with you." "Sir, now you are my only support." "Such a relief that the job got done today." " True." "You know people here are so helpful." "will the idea work?" "Don't ask too many questions." "Get to work." "Come on." "Get going." "Okay, brother." " Your sister-in-Iaw is here." "Be careful." "Go." "Go." "You must be feeling very odd in Punjab." "Punjab is not the same as UK." "No, I Iike this place." "actually, I should be thankful to dad as he brought me here." "Oh, my God." "That reminds me I have to hurry back home." "He wanted to introduce me to someone." "I have to go." "See you tomorrow." "Okay?" " Okay, bye." " Bye." "Oh, my God." "How did it get punctured?" "I am already late." "What do I do now?" "Madam, please move aside." "Oh, no." "Oh, God." "Watch out, madam." "So, you kept the books?" " Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes, brother." " Fine." "Go." "bless you." "Brother, you are all we have." " I am blessed." "Come on." "Come on." "Get going." " Bye, brother." " Bye." "He is an angel." "SickIes lost their sharpness." "Adversities turned back." "Not even a drop of water..." "Not even a drop of water went in..." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Got a flat tyre?" "Hear that." "This is the problem with expensive things." "They deceive you at the wrong time." "Excuse me?" "The tyre got punctured?" "Hear that." "The college is also over." "You won't find a mechanic to fix it." "If you want, I can drop you somewhere." "No, it's okay." "I'II manage." "How will you manage?" "I think you didn't recognise me." "We are in the same class." "I sit two benches behind you." "Where do you want to go?" "tell me." "No, it's okay." "I don't want to bother you." "It will not at all bother me." "Come with me." "I'II drop you." "Where do you want to go?" "actually, I wanted to go to New Garden, but the tyre..." "Not a problem." "I will take you to New Garden." "You will get your job done and it will be good excursion for me." "My job will also be done." "Excuse me?" " Nothing." "Nothing." "Hop in." "Hop in." "It's your car." "Hop in." "Hop in." "welcome." " Okay." "Thank you." "Hop in." "Give me your purse." "Let's place it in the front..." " So sweet of you." "Let me place it in the back." "Hop in." "Oh, God." "I'II take you on a drive..." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Shakespeare." "Economics." "You will be reading all these books?" "These?" " Yes." "Costing, Shakespeare, biology, physics, economics." "I have already read them." " Okay." "Okay." "Now I teach." " Whom?" "Yuvraj." "My friend." "First I teach him, then he teaches poor children." "He learns english from me." "Oh." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yes." "But you know what, I saw him yesterday in college." "really?" " Yes." "He was giving tuitions to some students." "He is my friend." "A small fellow." "He is older than me." "But he respects me." "He learns from me." "Yes." "That is so sweet." " Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "You know you are doing such a good deed." "I don't know whether it is a good deed or not." "But I know that knowledge and love increases when you spread it." "So spread it as much as you can." "If you don't understand anything in class..." " Yes." "You can me come." "Anytime." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." " Okay." "God." "You know... in London girls used to scare me by telling me about Punjabi boys." "Why?" "Do Punjabi boys bite?" "No." " Hear that." "They used to say that Punjabi boys are that..." "Handsome?" " No." "I cannot recollect." "They are young and strong." " No." "This is what they must have said." "Yes, they are show-offs." "Punjabi boys are show-offs." "They are show-offs?" " Yes." "Gurnur Singh, she is insulting you on your face." "But I'm really happy that you are not Iike other Punjabi boys." "No, I am just like other Punjabi boys." "But we are not show-offs." "But if the girls abroad have that doubt then I should clear it." "Wearing a new shirt everyday." "Using new perfumes." "Going clubbing on Saturdays." "We villagers have got into such habits." "Wearing a new shirt everyday." "Using new perfumes." "Going clubbing on Saturdays." "We villagers have got into such habits." "Madam, we are moody but not show-offs." "We haven't come across the one who can steal our hearts away." "Madam, we are moody but not show-offs." "We haven't come across the one who can steal our hearts away." "We are not show-offs." "We are not show-offs." "Dropping the roof of the jeep." "Using alloy wheel tyres." "We go on rides everyday." "Dropping the roof of the jeep." "Using alloy wheel tyres." "We go on rides everyday." "Who can dare to stop us?" "Madam, we are moody but not show-offs." "We haven't come across the one who can steal our hearts away." "Madam, we are moody but not show-offs." "We haven't come across the one who can steal our hearts away." "We are not show-offs." "We are not show-offs." "We bet on races at night." "We bet on who can drink the fastest." "We bet about getting into mess again." "We bet on races at night." "We bet on who can drink the fastest." "We bet about getting into mess again." "This is what I will do, brother." "Madam, we are moody but not show-offs." "We haven't come across the one who can steal our hearts away." "Madam, we are moody but not show-offs." "We haven't come across the one who can steal our hearts away." "We are not show-offs." "We are not show-offs." "We are not show-offs." " Who will dare..." "Who will mess..." "Who will dare..." "Who will dare to stop us?" "Who will dare..." "Who will mess..." "Who will dare to stop us?" "This is what I will do, brother." "At least say thank you." "So..." "Thank you." " Not a problem." "So, now do you think Punjabi boys are show-offs?" "Punjabi boys are show-offs." "But they are a little sweet as well." "You know you shouldn't call Punjabis sweet." "Why?" " Once they decide to go after you, they don't stop." "Oh, really?" " Yes." " Now that you are here..." " Yes?" " Have a cup of coffee." "You are asking it so sweetly." "I won't even mind you serving me poison." "But you have asked at a wrong time." "Why?" "What happened?" "It's time to go and teach Yuvraj." "till he doesn't learn from me how will he teach the poor kids?" "Right." " And we cannot ruin his future for a cup of coffee, right?" "We cannot." " Right?" "So, maybe next time." "For sure." " Okay?" "See you." " Bye." " Bye." "Take care." " Thanks." " Bye." "Forget coffee now I will come here as your groom." "The water at the dam..." "After that Mr. Chaudhary said I regret it." "I will never say such a thing again." "Hey, dad." " Okay." "My baby." " Hi." "Meet him." "He is Mr. Brar." "hello." " hello, uncle." "Dear, the project we are planting in Punjab Mr. Brar is handling it from the beginning to the end." "Oh, that's great." "Mr. Brar, she is my daughter, Noor." " Okay." "uncle, you should come to our house everyday." "I am seeing dad laugh so freely after such a Iong time." "If it is so then I shall come everyday, dear." " Perfect." "Come, Iet me introduce you to my son." "please." " Come, dear." "Karan..." "He is my son, Karanveer." "He is in your college." "Oh," "I am doing english honours." "What about you?" " Commerce." "Excuse me?" "Commerce." "Okay." "Commerce." " Oh, commerce." "Very good." "You have to take over you father's business in future." "Excuse me, Mr. Brar." "I will be right back." "Sure." " Come, dear." "Okay." " Your friend in england had called." "really?" "What did she say?" " She was asking about you." "Not just his father's Mr. Bajwa?" "Very soon he shall take over your business as well." "What say, son?" "How did you Iike the girl?" "Sorry to say, papa, the girl is hot." "The reel her in." "No, papa, I will have to use baits for her." "I mean to say if anyone dares to come between me and Noor then they will lose their lives." "Papa, you took it seriously." "If your friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world." "Excuse me?" "Yes?" "Hi." "Can I speak with you for a minute?" "I wanted to talk to you." "Yes, sure." "talk to me." "No problem." "actually, I noticed that you are teaching these poor children..." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "But you are teaching the same thing today as well?" "Why?" "He can teach only the lines he has memorised." "He isn't a PhD." "Excuse me?" " Concentrate." "Rate of what?" " Concentrate on your studies." "actually, they are very weak students." "Everyday I teach them the same line, ten times." "But they still don't get it." "I am tired." "But I haven't lost hope." "I am still teaching them." " That's sweet." "Very sweet." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Are you a professor here?" "No, you are mistaken because of this book and my reading glasses." "It's not so." "Let me change the game right away." "hold it." " You..." "Let's go." "I'II tell you the rest on the way." "Let's go." " Okay." "Fatso, I think she has fallen for it." "Strange." "Sister-in-Iaw responded to him and he changed completely." "You..." " What did you say your name was?" " Oh, I am Noor." "Sorry, I forgot." " It's okay." "actually, Ms. Noor, I do things that make me happy." "I feel I am doing a good deed by teaching these kids." "Poor children will learn something." "They are poor." "They will be able to get a job." "They will be able to make a living." "So nice of you." " Thank you." "What you and your friend Gurnur are doing..." "Yes." "Yes." " It's fantastic." "What?" "Me?" "Friend?" "Gurnur?" "Where did you meet him?" "Oh, I had a flat tyre yesterday." "So he gave me a lift." " Okay." "He told me how he teaches you and how you teach the poor kids." "What has the scoundrel done?" " I..." "It's amazing." "really?" "He didn't tell you who teaches him?" "Who?" " Who?" "Yes, who teaches him?" "Pinky teaches him." "Pinky teaches him." "Pinky?" "Who Pinky?" "Pinky from Moga." " From Moga?" "Yes, Pinky from Moga." "I say..." "She is his friend." "You mean girlfriend?" " Yes." "They are just waiting for the college to get over." "Then they will..." " Get married?" "Oh, God." "He didn't tell me." "That's a limit." "Everyone in the college knows about it." "It's a match made in heaven." "It is a very good pair." " Good?" "well done, Gurnur." "You did a great job with the tuition scheme." "Yuvraj will be stunned." "And we will win the game." "Yuvraj and everyone else is my pupil." "Now how do I praise myself?" "You are right, brother." "I mean it's an epic pair." "What does that mean?" "Like Heer and Ranjha." " Understood." " Got it?" "Heer and Ranjha." "Proper, right?" "There's Ranjha of Pinky from Moga." "Come." "Noor, Gurnur." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Marriages are made in heaven." "What can we do about it?" "Right?" " Hey, Gurnur." "The brother and sister are together." "Keep roaming around." "Don't study." "Did you learn the lesson I asked you to?" "I did." "Wait, I will teach you a lesson." "I did." "He was asking about the lesson." "I did. - Gurnur." " Yes." "This is so not fair." "What fair?" " You told me everything about the friendship you and Yuvraj share," "But you didn't tell me anything about your girlfriend Pinky." "Pinky?" "Who Pinky?" "Pinky from Moga." " From Moga?" "Right." " Pinky from Moga." "Pinky from Moga?" " Yes." "Pinky from Moga." "So what?" "I told her." "Noor is my future wife." "I mean it's a family matter." "Which is this Pinky from Moga?" " Gurnur, from the time I found out about you and Pinky..." "I..." " No." "It's just so sweet." " No." "But..." "I wish you both always be together." "It should." "It's a match made in heaven." "Pinky and Gurnur." " Shut up." "I say it's a great pair." "Be prepared to dance." " No, no." "I..." "Just go for it, brother." "well done." "Give my regards to sister-in-Iaw." " No." "Come, Iet's go." "Let's go." "He has to go meet Pinky." "Oh, bye." "Have fun." "He has to go meet Pinky." " I didn't." "My younger brother is going to get married." "Who is Pinky?" "Now what do we say, brother?" "Is Pinky your sister-in-Iaw?" "Who is Pinky?" "Brother, sorry." " Who is Pinky?" "How is that possible?" "My tricks have never failed." "You tell me in detail." "What details do I tell you, sir?" "I just got ruined." "He got me engaged to Pinky." "Pinky." "Pinky." "From Moga?" " From Moga." "Who is Pinky from Moga, sir?" "I will tell you when the time is right." "By the way, BhaIIa has made a nice move." "Pinky." "From Moga." "tell me something." " Yes?" "How will you feel if you get a chance to give Noor a tight huge?" "Sir, it will be like the cat getting a mouse uncle meeting aunt, Ranjha getting Heer and a starved person getting 'Kheer'(Indian sweet)." "It will be great." "Then do one thing." " Yes?" "Don't go to college tomorrow." "Don't' go to college." "First you talk about hugging her then you say don't go to college." "Go to college day after tomorrow and give Noor a tight hug." "She is a smart girl." "I will get thrashed." "You won't get thrashed." "You will get a hug." "A hug." "Sure?" " Yes." "I won't get thrashed." " No." "Sure?" " Yes." " bless you, sir." " He is very famous." "It's hard to be separated from brother ChamkiIa." "You shouldn't betray your friends." "Why don't I see the anti-party in college today?" "Have we really swashed them out?" "You have nailed it." "I say, we will have a Iot of fun then." "I'm fearless." "I'm fearless." "I'm fearless." " Sit down." "He acts like salman Khan." "He puts now glasses in front and one at the back." "He ruined my pose." "I was confident that today I would surely get some this college." " She is coming." "She is coming." " Where is she?" "Your classes started?" " I think your sister-in-Iaw is also with her." "I am talking about your sister-in-Iaw." "Shut up." "Stop talking about sisters-in-Iaw." "Get out." "Bye." "Take care." " Pick up the spares, driver." "Bye." "See you later." " You might lose one of them." "Go for it." " Go from there." "Go from that side." " Hi." " Hi." "How are you?" "What is it?" "Why are you alone today?" "Where are your students?" "Students?" "I am just coming after teaching them." "I was thinking if I find a friend I will go for a cup of coffee." " Friend?" " Yes." " Where is Gurnur?" "You know him." "He must have gone to have coffee with his Pinky." "Oh, so sad." "well, Yuvraj, I cannot take Gurnur's place in your life." "Fine." "If Gurnur is not here then make do with Noor today." "Make do?" "What are you saying?" "There is no comparison." "Open the door and get in, dear." "Okay." " And yes..." " Yes?" "Dust your shoes before you get in, dear." "This car is loved by its owner." "Keep it here, Chotu." "Keep it here, Chotu." "Yes." "Just a minute." "I think we should forget the coffee and have tea." "Chotu, get two cups of tea." "Why?" "What happened?" "Why tea?" "actually, I have had coffee with 2-3 girls." " Yes?" "As soon as the coffee got over they proposed me." "really?" "They had to propose you." "It's not easy to find an educated boy like you." "Educated?" "There are a Iot of educated boys around." "This is the only quality you found in me?" "No." "I mean educated..." "Yes, kind-hearted." "Kind-hearted." "Even BhoIa in the canteen is kind-hearted." "tell me more." "Okay." "Educated, kind-hearted, good looking, handsome, smart intelligent and better than everybody else." "Okay?" "I cannot praise you more than that." "Okay?" "It's okay." "Just a second." "Sorry." "hello." "I lost it." "I lost my heart." "I was left with nothing." "I lost it." "I lost my heart." "I was left with nothing." "Her eyes killed me." "Her eyes killed me." "Now there is no way I am going to survive." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "My innocent heart got trapped." "It got trapped." "It deceived me and started belonging to you." "It started belonging to you." "My innocent heart got trapped." "It deceived me and started belonging to you." "Whenever it sees you, oh beautiful girl..." "Whenever it sees you, oh beautiful girl it starts dancing." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "I have known guns and bullets since eons." "I have known them since eons." "Your eyes targeted my heart." "It targeted my heart." "I have known guns and bullets since eons." "Your eyes targeted my heart." "Take all you want, oh beautiful girl..." "Take all you want, oh beautiful girl it keeps on chanting your name." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc." "Your eyes are creating havoc." "But, sir, I didn't understand one thing." " What?" "Why do you wish to leave Birmingham, London and live here?" "actually, Mr. PaIta, I never liked that place." "That's why elders rightly say that there is no place such as home." "Chotu, see who's at the door." "I'II go and check, sir." "I'II go and check." "It's just like my own house." "hello, sir." "Yes, tell me, who do you wish to meet?" "Oh no." "You..." "hello, sir." "PaIta, what are you doing here?" "I have set the bait for you." " really?" "The fish is about to get trapped." "Come in, sir." "Come in." "Okay." " Come in." "This way." "This way." "He is Mr. Randhawa." "Our neighbour." "hello." " hello." "Come, have a seat." "I thought an NRI has come in my neighbourhood." "I have a duty to serve him." "You might need something." "Thanks." "My bungalow is right there." "Look, Mr. Bajwa, look at fate." "We are neighbours and our children study together." "Oh, so your son too studies in Noor's college?" "Yes." " In the same class." "I'II go and check." "Now it is my house." "Hey..." "PaIta, you, over here?" "You were setting things right for me." "Stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea." "Now only you can help me, God." "Has the fish taken the bait?" "Now the fish will get confused as to which bait it should take." "Confuse?" "I mean the fish is a little heavy." "It will take some time to take the bait." "Mr. PaIta, who is at the door?" "Let's go." "He is calling us." "Let's go." "Come in." " hello." "I am PritpaI." "Your neighbour." "You are new here." "You are an NRI." "It is my duty to enquire your wellbeing." "You can approach me without hesitation if you need anything." "Come, have a seat." "What a coincidence." "Mr. Randhawa just came here." "It's great." "Today, both my neighbours have come here at the same time." "I am sure you both know each other." "Very well." "They used to play together." "Saw, Mr. PaIta, you were asking me why I Ieft england and came to Punjab." "This is our Punjab." "Look, here neighbours live like relatives." "They are like bread and butter." "Noor, I wish I, too, had a girl like Pinky in my Iife." "Who Pinky?" "Pinky from Moga." "Oh, God." "Pinky from Moga." " Yes." "well, you know what, there is someone made for everyone." "And I am sure, Yuvraj, you too will find a nice girl." "Nice girl?" "Right." "I mean someone like you..." "Like I..." "I mean we..." " Gurnur." "Hi." "Okay." " He is here." "I cannot talk to her now." "What happened?" "You don't have a lecture?" "Show off ruined everything." " hello." "Why is he making faces?" "Hey, Gurnur." "Gurnur, what happened?" "Gurnur, why are you so sad?" "I think he is pretending." "I think he will start crying." " Gurnur..." "There he goes." " Gurnur, will you tell me what's wrong?" "He is going for the kill." "Oh damn!" "What's wrong?" "What happened?" " Let go." "Why are you hugging her?" "What happened?" "tell us what happened." " Gurnur..." "bloody Ieech." "You keep on hugging her." "tell us what happened." "She left me, my friend." "Who?" "Pinky." " Oh, my God." " Pinky?" " Who Pinky?" "From Moga." "From Moga?" "But she is..." "I don't know what girls want." "The same thing that is happening with every boy in Punjab happened to me as well." "Pinky got a marriage proposal from London and she left me." "But didn't you try to stop her?" "I told her..." " What?" "Live a Iong and a happy life." "May God bless you with a son." "Oh, God." "But I wonder what girls want." "Is money and being an NRI everything?" "Doesn't true love have any value?" "No, Gurnur." "Don't worry, okay?" "You don't need to cry over such a girl." "Now you cheer up." "Today we won't attend any lectures." "We will go out together and have lunch." "Okay?" "Now smile." "Both of us?" " Yes." "Okay." " No." "We." "By we she means we." "Come on." "Let's go." " We have to take him with us?" " Let's go." " I am also taking you with me, you idiot." "You will ruin the scenario." " Stop it now, guys." "Don't fight." "Brother, look over there." "Those juniors are going away with your girl." "Okay." "They are trying to steal my girl?" "Not a problem, kiddo." "Don't worry." "She will be coming to me in the end." "Why do you guys look serious." "It's good news." "I just love italian food." "It's my favourite." "Pasta, pizza." "Me too." " Same here." "really?" " Same here." " Hear that." "That's great." "We three have similar tastes." "Very similar." " You know what?" "I thought people of Punjab only like stuffed fIatbreads." "Stuffed fIatbreads?" "What are you saying?" "My mother serves me pasta with my morning tea." "I eat pizza and garlic bread everyday." "I eat pizza and garlic bread everyday." "This is what I eat." " Thank God." "Yes." " Your mood changed." "I got scared, you know that?" "Noor, you know what I feel?" "I feel I wasn't destined to have Pinky's love." "I see." "I feel God has sent Noor..." "I mean God has sent someone else for me." "Hey, are you out of your mind?" "What are you saying?" "You suffered from heartbreak just yesterday." "You shouldn't think about another girl for another 2-2½ years." "Listen to Davinder Kohinoor's songs." "Think about Pinky's memories all the time." "Forget it." " Yuvraj, Iet bygones be bygones." "Why is the use of thinking about it?" "Davinder Kohinoor." "Guys, at Ieast have the pizza." "will I be able to swallow it now?" "And please, tell me something." "Why does one get married?" "How do I tell why a person gets married?" "Fun." " FroIic." "Pizza." "Pizza." "I mean one gets married so that the new relation brings happiness?" " Yes, of course." "But if the same relation beings problems and tensions in life then what is the use of getting married?" "I don't understand." "Eat the pizza." " You have it." "My mom and dad have been married for 23 years." "But slowly they started getting away from each other." "slowly they got so far away from each other that mom stayed back in UK and dad came to Punjab with me." "Now if 23 years cannot keep a relationship together then what is the use of forming such a relationship?" "But, Noor, everyone has to get married someday." "No." "It's not necessary." "You mean you will never get married?" " No." "We are unnecessarily trying to tear each other apart." "She is saying that she doesn't want to get married." "You know something?" "I have a Iot of examples of successful marriages." "Yes." " Amitabh Bachchan." " The taII guy." "Shah Rukh Khan." " Right." "And Sachin tendulkar." "Dharmendra." " Yes." "He has married twice." "He is having fun." " Yes." "He is not facing any problem." "He is handling two women." "tell me about a common man..." "There are many. who is happy after getting married." "Common man." "That..." "No one." "Right." "That's why I have decided that I won't get married." "Oh." "Guys, I am getting late." "Enjoy the pizza." "See you later." "Bye." "What is this mess?" "Forget it." "Get stuffed potato fIatbreads." "Have the cold drink." " Yes." "You paid for it?" "Why?" "Why should I pay for it?" "I am heartbroken, buddy." "If you are heartbroken then why are you having a cold drink?" "Pinky from Moga." "Cheers." "dolly." "Don't stop me from drinking today." "Because I want to tell you something very big today." "What?" "Look, dolly, there were only two ways in which I couId live my Iife with you." "What are those?" "You didn't know one way and I didn't know the other." "But we are still living our lives and having fun." "It was fun living life with you." "I always pray to God that I should get dolly in every lifetime." "I should get only dolly." "Ms. dolly, I don't understand how can people live their lives in illusion." "I still remember the day when we were about to have our college vacation." "AII the students were going home." "You called me in the library." "I was feeling a little shy." "Before leaving you looked into my eyes and said My darling, may God be with you." "Let it be." " Right then the fatso Singhara also came there." "He said, Ms. dolly, say something about me as well." "And you said, My darling, may you prosper." "May I never lie, dolly." "If BhaIIa wouldn't have come in the way then I swear our eldest child would have been as old as Gurnur." "And our child would have been like Yuvraj." "Like Gurnur." "Like Yuvraj." "I said, Iike Gurnur." "I said, Iike Yuvraj." "Like Gurnur." " Like Yuvraj." "Lawyer, what court are you attending here so late in the night?" "Professor, what are you Iecturing on over here?" "I was with dolly..." "Mr. Singhara, till when will we make dolly come in our dreams?" "Mr. BhaIIa, I have decided..." " Decided?" "I wouldn't let the injustice that happened with me in life happen with Gurnur." "I will get him married to Noor." "But, Mr. Singhara, don't forget it takes time to acquire girls and mansions." "Gurnur will marry Noor only if Noor agrees to get married." "She hates marriages." "Do one thing." "You talk to Yuvraj and I will talk to Gurnur." "That both of them together should talk to Noor and convince her that marriage is not such a bad thing." "I think I will have to talk about it." "Otherwise, they two will keep fighting over Noor and someone else will whisk Noor away." "Son..." "If you want to progress in life then you should focus on three things in life." "firstly focus on Bajwa's daughter Noor." "You have to trap her and get married to her." "secondly focus on Bajwa's land and property." "And the third point..." "Papa, if you don't mind, doesn't everybody have only two eyes?" "Papa." "You took it seriously." "Fatso didn't come." "If he finds a girl, I think he will take her somewhere." "This is how he is." " Yes." "He is here." " They are here." "Here you go, friends." "He is Surinder." "And she is KamaI." "They are students of theatre department in the university." "They will do as you say." "Sir, have you ever got married?" " No." "Why if we get you married for a day?" "With her?" "No, with this fatso." "will he do?" "Do you Iike him?" "ScoundreI, we will get you married to a girl." "Fine." " If you get caught I will get you divorced even before you get married." "There is no chance of getting caught, brother." "I say, I will disguise them in such a way that no one will recognise them." " shall we make the preparations?" " Let's go." "Come." "Sir, you have act." "will you be able to do it?" "Okay." " Do you think they will be able to do it?" "The guy looks smart." "And the girl?" " girls are always naughty." "ScoundreI." "Don't goof up." "Everything should go well." "Best of luck." "She is here." " Don't worry, brother." "We will do our best." "Hey, guys." "What's up?" " Good." "Good." "Have a seat." "Have a seat." "I am fine." "Okay." "So tell me, why did you call me here?" "tell her." "Meet them." "They are our friends Surinder and KamaI." "Say hello. - hello." " hello." "hello." " Look, brother has been married since the Iast three years." "I mean three years." "They never fight." "They always live like brother and sister." "They never fight." "They love each other a Iot." "What else do I tell you?" "They have been married for three years?" "And they have never fought?" "I mean I find that kind of strange." "It's very simple." "Whatever I say..." " She agrees to it." "And whatever I say..." " Our brother accepts it." "There is no reason to fight." "tell me." "Okay." "What if you both like different things?" "I Iove you." " What?" "I Iove you." "They love each other a Iot." "They are our best couple." " Okay." "Okay." "That's great, guys." "Yes, it's great." "It seems like just yesterday when we danced at their wedding." "tell her." " We drank a Iot." "Remember how much we vomited?" "Right?" " What?" "I mean the cold drink." "We drank coke." "What say?" "Now do you agree that even a common man can get married and be happy?" "Great." " Yes." "Okay, guys." "Both of you won, I lost." "Okay?" "Excuse me." "I think it worked out." " Our job is done." "hello." "Noor, it's Karanveer." "Hi." " I have called to inform you that the husband and wife which Gurnur and Yuvraj have brought before you are rented artists." "They are fakes." "To fool you." "This is what they do." "The rest depends on you." "Whether you wish to trust them or not." "This is what they do with every girl." "I am telling you about this because our families are related." "I think now she will take it seriously." " Everything okay?" " Now do you feel that marriage is a bad thing?" "A dream pair." " Now what's wrong with her?" " Noor?" "At least tell me what's wrong." " Oh God, please." "What happened?" " What happened?" "will both of you get out of my way, please?" "What happened?" "Now should I tell you what happened?" "What do you want to prove by getting rented actors to pose at husband and wife?" "God." "I thought of you to be a good friend." "But you..." "But, Noor, we did all this to change your mind." "And just because your parents don't stay together no one should get married?" "And I..." " Don't you dare." "You have no right to say anything about my parents." "Okay?" "It must be a small thing for you." "But it's not so for me." "I have been seeing them fighting since I was a child." "I saw them separating." "I saw a marriage getting over." "And this wasn't a joke for me." "What both of you did today..." "please." "I will never forgive you." "'That day they hurt my feelings unknowingly.'" "'I got angry and I Ieft.'" "Then they became sad?" " Yes." "So then what happened?" "Then son, they..." " Papa is here." " Go." "Go and check." "Go." "Papa is here." "What was my baby dOinq?" "What was my son dOinq?" "Hey." "does anyone come this late?" "It's 1 1 O'clOck." "If yOu would have been late by another hour then Ekam and I would have cut the cake." "SO much anqer?" "YOu know it's all your fault." " Why?" "It takes time to find the flowers that you like." "HOw sweet." " Happy anniversary." "Thank yOu." "It has been five years." " l know." "Five years." "SO what were you both talkinq about?" "What were we talkinq about?" "He was trOublinq me." "Why?" " l was tellinq him how I qot married." "But my cake will qet burnt so you tell him rest Of the story." "I'll be back." "YOu wanted to listen to the story?" "come On, then let me tell you the story." "Sit down." "Then what happened was..." "Then it so happened that..." "We had hurt your mummy's feelinqs." "And your mummy stopped cOminq tO cOlleqe." "If she would come she wOuldn't talk to us." "Okay?" "We qot into trouble, riqht?" "Meanwhile Our fathers were preparinq for Our weddinq." "Have some shame, Palta." "YOu haven't even sent across a proposal and you are already playinq the drums." "Ma'am, you should be prepared in advance." "YOu select the sample Of the invite." "This One is qOOd." "I knew it." "Give me back the Others." "Otherwise you will qet confused." "I'll qet qOinq." "Sir, if yOu say, should I qive an advance to the printer as well?" "HOw much do you want?" "Includinq the printers... I will be fine with Rs. 10,000." "Here you qO, Palta." "Rs. 10,000." "Print beautiful invites which look like this." "Give me another Rs. 5000." " Why?" "DOn't you want a qOlden thread around it?" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Here you qO." "One dOesn't qet his son married everyday." "I dOn't know about their sons but if goddess stays this qenerOus with money then my son's weddinq will be a qrand One." "Mr. Brar, I fail to understand the system Of this place." "SO much bureaucracy?" "I run my business in Enqland but my project here is qettinq delayed." "Sir, nine million pounds is not a small amount." "I am here to take care Of the thinqs." "Why do you worry?" "Sir, I wanted you to siqn the power Of attorney." "Otherwise you will have tO keep visitinq the Office." "Sir, you should have read it." "Mr. Brar, you are the One who is takinq care Of everythinq." "I can trust you." " Thank yOu, sir." "Mr. Brar." " Our neiqhbOurs, Shamsher and Pritpal Randhawa." "Their sons too qO tO same cOlleqe as NOOr." "Very nice people." "Papa, nokia did a very qOOd thinq by puttinq the Snake qame in its mobiles." "got them siqned?" "Why do you bother?" "YOu sit here and play Snake On your mobile." "The two Randhawas are playinq a very biq qame." "What happened?" "What will happen?" "The closer Gurnur and Yuvraj are qettinq tO NOOr the further we are qettinq from all this." "DO sOmethinq while there is still time." "Papa, it is quaranteed that NOOr will qet married to me." "As far as Gurnur and Yuvraj are concerned yOu just watch them lose the qame now." "hello." " hello." "I was here to pray for my Gurnur." "I, too, am here to pray for Yuvraj." "I wonder what is wrOnq with Our children." "They have become so sad." "It's Okay, sister." "DOn't worry." "We are at a Sikh temple." "YOu will see, everythinq will soon be fine.*" "If yOu look at NOOr henceforth I will qOuqe your eyes Out." "NOOr belOnqs tO my brother." " you..." "What is it?" "is she your aunt's dauqhter?" "Let qO Of him." "Why are yOu after his life?" "YOu..." "YOu..." "YOu..." "Oh, no." "Wait." "YOu pretend to be very brave." "If yOu are real men then dOn't run away today." "Wait here." "I'll qO and qet my qun." "Riqht." "He will brinq a qun." "If yOu dOn't mind can we do this tomorrow?" "NO, kiddo." "come here, son." "They took me seriously." "Yummy." "But dOn't you think you are very rude with them?" "YOu know what, Nisha yOu would've done the same if yOu were at my place." "But you are best friends." "Friends play pranks with each Other." "NO, Nisha." "NO matter how close someone is but no One has a riqht tO hurt someone's feelinqs." "That's riqht." "NOw can we have Our lunch, please?" " Yeah." "Sure." "He didn't brinq the chicken." "Call him." " Excuse me." "We will have tO qO there." " Yes." "Day before yesterday madam from the villaqe had come to call us." "Nisha, I'll be riqht back." "Oh." "YOu." "hello." "NOOr, I think that day..." " Shut up." "What do you think Of yourself?" "is everythinq a joke for you?" "Breathe easy, madam." "Why are yOu sO anqry?" "What's wrOnq?" "YOu dOn't know how biq a fraud they are." "They enjoy fOOlinq people and playinq with their emotions." "And they are not married." "I am sure they are fOOlinq you." "I know they are not married." "We have qathered here so that they qet married soon." "Ma'am, it is a joyous occasion." "Our children are qOinq tO qet enqaqed." "What else do we want?" "Yes, NOOr." "That day we made a mistake." "But Gurnur and Yuvraj did so Only to convince you." "And look, their mischief qot both Of us tOqether." "look, we had come to pretend to be married." "But we are qettinq married for real day after tomorrow." "And this became possible Only because Of Gurnur and Yuvraj." "Hey." "What is it?" "is everythinq alriqht?" "YOu called all Of a sudden and asked me tO be here." "The thinq is I have apOlOqised tO Gurnur." "And now I am here to apOlOqise tO yOu." "Say it." "I am sorry." "I realised that whatever you did was to chanqe my point Of view." "And you dOn't know that your prank made a pair Out Of that fake couple." "What do you mean?" " l mean they are really qettinq married." "And you, I and Gurnur are qOinq for their weddinq tomorrow." "Okay?" "But we have a friend who says nO One stays happy Once he qets married." "Well, now your friend feels that the Ones whom god wishes to unite qet united." "good." "YOu finally aqreed." "That's enOuqh." "NO excuses." "We three will qO for the weddinq tomorrow, Okay?" "who knows, god miqht fix me also up with someone." "Okay." "Catch you later." "Bye." " Bye." "YOu wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance." "YOu started sinqinq On your Own that is how much you like to dance." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "YOu wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "My style is different from the rest Of the world." "My nature is unique." "PeacOcks ask for my suqqestiOns." "They ask me tO teach them how to walk." "If I look at someone boys hold their breath." "your attitude is stealinq everyone's heart." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "YOu wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "When I move my anklets take the name Of my beloved." "There will be a day when there will henna On my hand for him." "The One who resides in my heart now I cannot live without him." "Only the One in love knows what this means." "Only the One who loves knows what love means." "NOt everyone knows how to deal with love." "beloved lies his life at the feet Of their love." "They know what lies in the heart." "from One heart to another." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "YOu wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "YOu wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance." "Dear, that is how much you like to dance." "Tell me what's wrOnq." "Here you qO." "your neiqhbOur Parmeet Sinqh lost Rs. 70 crores in the share market." "Rs. 70 crores?" "Then what is he left with?" "That's what I am sayinq." "NOw fOrqet about the crores." "I quess he hardly has a few lakhs left with him." "goddess has brOuqht him down." "NOw he is left with nOthinq." " NO." "NO, no." " l dOn't want it." "Eat." "Eat. it's Okay." "Eat." "good that you told me." "NOw I wOn't make Gurnur marry his dauqhter." "P. K. Palta." "Palta, qive me some Odd news." "What's for dinner, mom?" "son." " Yes, dad?" "I wanted to talk to you." " Tell me, dad." "That qlri..." "What is her name?" " noor." "FOrqet NOOr." "We will find another beautiful qlri for you." "But why, dad?" "What's wrOnq?" "SOmethinq untOward has happened." "The kinq has turned pauper." "NOw their family is a biq zero." "But dad, you were happy with their family until yesterday." "YOu liked NOOr as well." "YOu told me tO dO all this." "EnOuqh." "YOu dOn't need to qet too emotional." "DO what you are told to do." "NO, dad." "I cannot do this." "First NOOr was your need now she is mine." "son, now her father dOesn't have anythinq." "DOn't talk a lot Otherwise you too will be left with nOthinq." "son..." "He is hOt-blOOded." "YOu should qive him edible-qum." "This is what happens to the One who falls in love." "He loses everythinq." "who is sleepinq Over here?" "move aside." "who is it?" "One loses everythinq when he falls in love." " Why are yOu qettinq anqry?" "YOu?" " you?" "YOu are sleepinq in a roadside inn?" "your father threw you Out Of the house?" " Yes." "YOu as well?" "Oh, god." "It is very cold." " Here." "Take a blanket." "My mother had brOuqht it." "YOu have a spare?" " Yes." "Great." "Bless you." "Fathers are stranqe creatures." " True." "First they say that you should woo the qlri and then they say you should leave the qlri." " Riqht." "Tell me, is it easy to woo and leave the qlri?" "fools." "I was havinq dinner..." "YOu left in the middle?" " Yes. I left in the middle." "I am hunqry." " We will eat sOmethinq riqht away." "YOu have money On you?" "I think I have Rs. 150." "Great. I have Rs. 100." "That's Rs. 250." "Let's eat." "should we eat Or drink and eat?" "It's up tO yOu." "Either we eat Or we Only eat." "Yes." "We can do Only One thinq with the money we have." "We either eat..." "Or Only eat." "Here it qOes." "brother, you are not a bad person." " l know." "YOu are not a bad person." "But you are a very bad person." "YOu are a liar." " l am a liar?" "What did I dO that you are callinq me a liar?" "What did you dO?" "YOu ruined my life." "My life." "My NOOr..." "My NOOr, buddy." "My NOOr... ln front Of my NOOr you linked me with Pinky." "from MOqa?" " from MOqa." "from MOqa." "Pinky from MOqa." "YOu are also a liar." "My NOOr." " your NOOr." "Shut up." "YOu embraced my NOOr by sayinq My Pinky left me." "My Pinky left me." "YOu huqqed her." "DOn't remind me about the huq." "I tell you, dOn't remind me about the huq. lt's late in the niqht." "Huqs mean..." " stop it." "YOu huqqed her when you qot the chance." "Why are yOu repeatinq it?" "Have some shame." "She is your sister-in-law." "She is your sister-in-law, scoundrel." "My sister-in-law is Pinky from MOqa." "from MOqa." " Cheers." "It's bitter." "Gurnur, One thinq is for sure whatever means we used..." " Means?" "I mean whatever schemes we used..." "Schemes." "Say schemes." "We did everythinq for NOOr." " True." "YOu are riqht." " l know." "YOu are absolutely riqht." " l very know..." "We started this because Our fathers asked us to." "I aqree tO that." " Yes." "But let me tell you One thinq." " What?" "Buddy, we wOn't ever find a qlri as nice as NOOr." " Riqht." "We wOn't." "It's difficult to find such a qlri." "I aqree tO this as well." "YOu love NOOr. I lOve NOOr." "I too love her." "NOw how do we find Out who does NOOr love?" "We will find Out." "YOu know what's tomorrow?" " What is it?" "The last day Of cOlleqe and Valentine's day." "I lOve yOu, NOOr." "I lOve yOu." "I lOve yOu." " That's it." "We both will qO and tell NOOr." "What will we tell her?" " That NOOr, I lOve yOu." "The rest depends On her." "It's a yes for the One whom she says yes." "I aqree with you." "It's Okay for the One whom she says yes tO." "But what will the One whom she says no to, do?" " What will happen to the Other One?" " The Other One?" "SO what?" "The Other One will think, so what if he didn't qet the One he loved he found a qood friend instead." "Okay?" "YOu are a qood person." " l very know." "But you are a liar." "YOu are a liar." "Same to you." " Same to you." "Cheers." "Oh, my." "I..." "NO." "Yes." "NO, I... I'm sorry, uncle." " lt's Okay, dear." "Thank yOu." "What happened?" "What did sister-in-law say?" "Did you conquer her heart?" "Tell me." "YOu didn't tell her?" "One dOesn't have tO express his love, Karma." "I dOn't think NOOr can be happier than I saw her today." "What do you mean?" "Did Gurnur..." "Tell me. I will..." "NO." "There is a lot Of difference in love and war." "I think I am not destined for love." "Oh, crescent." "Oh, my crescent." "Oh, crescent." "Oh, my crescent." "Oh, crescent." "Oh, my crescent." "Behind which clouds are yOu hidinq?" "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "My feet ache as I roam around your villaqe." "My day beqins with your memories." "My day ends with your memories." "My feet ache as I roam around your villaqe." "My day beqins with your memories." "My day ends with your memories." "Oh, my beloved..." "who will complete it?" "The sOnq which you left incomplete." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "Yuvraj, it's me, prof." "Bhalla." "I have called to tell you that NOOr's weddinq will take place On 18th november." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "NOw you are just a dream for me." "mom." "Oh, my GOd." " My baby." "I knew you would come." "I just knew it." "Why wOuldn't I?" "I had to come." "If parents separate that dOesn't mean they end their relationship with their children as well." "Anyway, relations dOn't thrive On their Own." "YOu need to work On them." "Let's qO, mom." " ls your weddinq dress ready?" "come with me." " show it to me." "Let's qO." "Let's qO." "What is it?" "He didn't answer it?" "Why will he answer it?" "He left the house." "The next 18th is a Wednesday..." "All this happened because Of yOu." "Are you happy now?" "YOu separated a son from his mother." "A father should inculcate qOOd values in his son." "He should make him follow the riqht path." "But you used my son to fulfil your desires." "Dear, kids are very delicate at heart." "Once their heart is broken, it is difficult to mend it." "Palta..." "your qames broke hearts." "If yOu still dOn't do anythinq then how will you face god?" "NO." "I cannot believe my ears, Mr. Palta." "Shamsher Sinqh said that?" "That's not possible." "Believe me, sir." "I swear On god." "He said I have seen the world but I have never seen a person like Pritpal Sinqh." "He said, Even thOuqh we aren't not talkinq nowadays but I still remember the time I have spent with him." "He is ready to apOlOqise, sir." "He is so embarrassed that... that..." "Let it be." "He has said sOmethinq riqht for the first time." "Thank GOd for havinq mercy On us." "Dear, if they are so embarrassed then we, too, should make some prOqress." "Palta..." "DO yOu knOw what you are sayinq?" "Pritpal is ready to mend fences with me?" "This..." "HOw did the sun rise from the west?" "It did, sir. lt did." "He is very embarrassed." "He is just not sheddinq tears." " But... lf you dOn't believe me then qO Outside and see it for yourself." "look, he is here." "come On, hurry up now." "come On." "come On." "hello." "He is still actinq arrOqant." "Tell him to step forward." "NOw will he keep starinq at us?" "Sir, I told him about apOlOqisinq." "Then he said, Why embarrassinq each Other by apOlOqisinq?" "is there anyone like us in the villaqe?" "If we would have been tOqether we would have been On another level." "NO One would dare to raise a finqer aqainst us." "When were you ever a true friend?" "YOu should tired qOinq for a compromise." "FOrqet it, sir." "Better late than never." "goddess qot you both tOqether." "There is Only a wall Of plants that separates the two houses." "move ahead and qet tOqether." "come On, qive in now." "come On now." "GO ahead." "Randhawa." " you have made me happy." "Once aqain." " Once aqain." "Well done." "I didn't Order for it." "I did." "YOu are here after a lOnq time." "I never thOuqht that I would found you here." "But you didn't call Or write Or send an email." "That's a limit." "DOn't ask." "After cOlleqe I left the city." "I came here." "I started wOrkinq, qot into a routine." "The daily business." "Life qot busy." "FOrqet it." "SO tomorrow is 18th november." "18th november." "The day when the weddinq will take place." "I know." "Gurnur Sinqh, at the moment you should be with madam NOOr." "YOu should be shOppinq for the weddinq." "YOu are sittinq Over here and havinq a 'DOsa' (Indian food)." "ScOundrel, should I make NOOr shop for your weddinq?" "My weddinq?" "Yes, tomorrow is 18th november." "YOu and NOOr are qettinq married." "But you are qettinq married to NOOr." "tomorrow is 18th november." "Isn't that the day you and NOOr are qettinq married?" "NO, I think you are mistaken." "tomorrow is 18th november." "And you are qettinq married to NOOr." "If yOu are not qettinq married to her and I am not qettinq married to her then who is NOOr qettinq married to?" "That is what we had to find Out." "After all who is your mummy qettinq married to." "Here comes your friend." "Mr. LatecOmer." "Happy anniversary." " Thank yOu." "Five years." " Yes." " hello." " you are late, kiddo." " hello, Ekam Sinqh." "What, no cake cuttinq?" "We will cut the cake." "First let us tell Ekam the weddinq story." "Okay." "SO to which point has the weddinq story reached?" "The story is at a point where we knew we were the contenders but a third person was qettinq the weddinq procession." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Then both Of decided to find Out who this third person is." "Cheers." " Cheers." "Great, son." "Great." "That was qreat." "It is bound to be qreat, papa." "After all the 'GOl-qappas' are from Subhash's." "Papa." "Stupid, now the real qame is in Our hands." "Papa, we have 'GOl-qappas' in Our hand." "Papa." "NO. I wOn Bajwa's trust and I qot all the shares Of his company transferred to my name." "And I transferred the biqqest share to your name." "YOu mean to say the lion's share." "NO." " Papa." "His dauqhter NOOr." "I brOuqht Bajwa down to such a state that he qot forced to marry his dauqhter tO yOu." "Really?" " Yes." "That's qreat." "One more plate Of snacks, please." "After all I am qettinq married." "The last day Of the cOlleqe." "The valentine's day." "I came to express my feelinq tO NOOr." "But you were qlued tO her." "YOu were huqqinq her." "DOn't talk about huqs, I tell you." "does One huq Only when One is in love?" "That's a limit." " ScOundrel, when else does One huq?" "Stupid, friends huq each Other as well." "Use your brains." "I never thOuqht about it." " Yes." "'Then what?" "On valentine's day... ' '..." "I sat On my bullet and went tO NOOr tO express my feelinqs.' 'l thOuqht, Gurnur Sinqh, if yOu dOn't express your feelinqs today... ' '... then you will never qet another chance.'" "'l reached there with flowers and NOOr was standinq before me.'" "Take care." "Hi." "I want tO..." " l want tO tell you sOmethinq." "Okay." " Okay, you qO first." "NO, you qO first." " look, today is valentine's day." "Say whatever you want tO." "NO, Gurnur, you qO first." "Okay." "Let's do One thinq." "Let's count till ten." "Then we will say it tOqether." "Okay?" " Fine." "One." "two." "Three." "I lOve yOu." " l love Yuvraj." "I said it. I am in love." "I dOn't know how it happened, but..." "Oh, my GOd. lt just happened." "I just think Yuvraj is the One for me, you know." "'But what will the One whom she says no to, do?" "' l saw a dream while I was almost asleep." "FOrqet it." "Let it be." "I wOn't tell anyone." "She was my life." "I had to tell her." "I cOuldn't tell her. I was helpless." "I saw a dream while I was almost asleep." "FOrqet it." "Let it be." "I wOn't tell anyone." "And you are Our best friend." "I wanted you to be the first One to know." "Say sOmethinq. I..." "Did I make the riqht decision?" "YOu made the riqht decision." "There can't be a pair better than this." "NOOr weds Yuvraj." "sounds qOOd as well." "Thank yOu." "Hey, whom did you brinq these roses for?" "FOr you." "come On, can One qive flowers Only to express love?" "Friends can qive flowers to each Other as well." "Of course." "god." "come here." "YOu are my best friend, you know that?" "god, I am so happy." "Great." "Until now I thOuqht that she loved you." "It's a nice thOuqht, but that's not what is happeninq." "But she is qettinq married." "And if we dOn't stop it On time, she will qet married." "But she is qettinq married tomorrow." "today..." "NOw..." "HOw will we stop it?" "We have Only One day in hand." "FOrqet it." "Remember the havoc we used to cause?" "We were hard to handle individually nowwebothare inittOqether." "We will stop it." "We will stop it." "YOu call Bhalla." " Make the call." "I will call Sinqhara." "Then we will see what we can do." "I will tell my mother about the qlri I like." "I will marry her." "YOu are the qlri I like..." "hello." " hello." " Mr. Sinqhara." " Mr. Bhalla." "Yes." " Where are yOu, sir?" "HOw are yOu, sir?" " Be at the weddinq tomorrow mOrninq." "GO for it, papa." "Great." "Well done, papa." "HOw are yOu?" "Are you ready?" "Well done, my lioness." "brother, she isn't a lioness." "She is a mare." "YOu took me seriously." "Papa, we are late." "Let's qet done with the rituals." "Okay." "Let's qO for it." "come On." "come On." "come On." "Dance." "Apply the kohl." "Well done." "NOt this One." "Give me the Other One." "Eat." "Eat." "Well done." " The professor is here." " l had to come." "As the scholars say, there are no rules without a ruler and there is no knOwledqe without a teacher." "And a lawyer is no less." "And the mare is useless unless it kicks." "What a poem." "What did you say?" " This is called limericks." "It is read Out On the occasion Of a weddinq." "Yes." " Okay." "Like they say we move in and Out with limericks." "Yes." " NO." "NO." "NO." "That's the Old sayinq." "NOw it's not we move in and Out with limericks." "NOw it's just, we move Out with limericks." "YOu mean to say we should make a move." "come On, mare." " We qot Our horses tOqether and prepared to leave." "DO sOmethinq that everyone should talk about you." "EnOuqh." "EnOuqh." " Let's qO, papa." "son, now mount the horse." " mount it." "I am qOinq tO conquer the world." "We will know that later whether yOu are qOinq tO conquer the world Or qet thrashed." "My job is done, quru." "NOw as soon as the mare moves, the qame will beqin." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "That's qreat, counsellor." "We are witnessinq an auspicious occasion after a lOnq time." "I think the druqs have still not kicked into the system Of the mare." "I think it just did." "Papa!" "Help!" "Help!" "Get hold Of it!" "My son." "Get hold Of it!" "Get hold Of it!" "someone stop it." "someone stop it." "The mare ran away with my tiqer." "It is qettinq me killed." "Help me!" "stop!" "stop!" "FOr god's sake!" "I am qettinq married with qreat difficulty." "He was very eaqer tO qet married." "He knows that you qet blisters in yOur mouth if yOu eat hot jaqqery, but he dOesn't know that it takes time to acquire qirls and mansions." "It is qettinq me killed." "stop." "stop." "Why are yOu takinq me so far away?" "The quests will leave by the time I reach there." "Have patience, Mr. Brar." "Have patience." "They are takinq a lot Of time." "It takes some time." "Uncle, Karan is here." "My son is back." "Yes." "He is here." " l told you he will be back." "Check if he has hurt his face." "Mr. Brar, are yOu Out Of your mind?" "What are yOu dOinq?" "YOu are qOinq tO look at the qrOOm's face?" "Once the boy qets ready and leaves for his weddinq Only his in-laws can look at his face." "Really?" " lt'll be inauspicious to look at his face." "YOu are riqht." " Yes." "Yes." "Hurry up." "The bride's family must be waitinq." "Yes." "YOu are also riqht." "Play the music." " Play it." "Play the music." " Play the music. - l am so happy." "GO ahead." "GO ahead." " l wish to shower money." "Here, hold some." "Well done." "move the mare." "They are here." "We dOn't know how much we will be thrashed later." "When it's dark you dOn't know from which direction the next attack is qOinq tO come." "Be careful while dancinq." " come." " Let's qO." " Let's qO." " COnqratulatiOns, Mr. Bajwa." " COnqratulatiOns tO yOu too." "hello." " hello." "Karan." "come here." " come here." "god bless you." "Let me look at the face Of my handsome sOn-in-law." "NO, uncle." "NO." " What's the hurry?" " professor, didn't you tell him?" " Mr. Bajwa, what are yOu dOinq?" "The bride has the first riqht Of seeinq the face." " Yes." "Yes." "Riqht, Mr. Brar?" "YOu are always riqht, professor." " Yes." "Sit down, son." "YOu..." "Wait." "Wait." "YOu..." "Where are yOu qOinq with my cycle?" " Where..." "YOu..." "YOu..." "Wait." "At least let me tie the drawstrinqs, you idiot." "come On, sOn. lt's time." "Let's exchanqe the qarlands." "Yes!" "Just qO for it!" "Just a minute." "Just a minute." "Just a minute." "stop." "stop." "stop." "Yes?" " Buddy, do you have a match?" "YOu want a match?" "My weddinq is due inside." "your weddinq?" " Then what?" "your uncle's?" "Well done." "I've seen many like you." "come On, qet Out." " move aside." "If the bride's family finds Out that a band member did this to the qrOOm then they will not spare you." "move aside." "Get lost." "Otherwise I will slap you." "He is actinq smart." " My boil will burst." " Where?" "Papa." "Papa." "move aside. lt's my son's weddinq." "Let me dance." "Papa." "Papa." "Papa." "Listen to me." "Papa." "Papa." "Listen to me." "Listen to me." "Papa. lt's me. lt's me. lt's me." "It's me." "What are yOu dOinq?" "YOu?" " That's stranqe." "Yes, daddy." "Then who is he?" "son, this is Our ancestral rinq." "Till you dOn't put this On NOOr's finqer the weddinq will not be solemnised." "come, let's qO and check." "Let's qO." "Hurry up." "stop!" "Oh no." "NOw, we'll have a problem." "Wait, Mr. Bajwa." "Just a minute." "Just a minute." "Listen to me." " What's wrOnq, Mr. Brar?" "And why did you brinq this beqqar On the staqe?" "I am not a beqqar." "I am your dauqhter's fiance." "I am Karanveer." "Fiance?" "Karanveer?" "Then why are yOu in this vest?" "Then who is dressed up as the qrOOm?" "He is a fraud." "YOu took him seriously." "who are yOu?" "YOu?" "What is this that I see?" "Saw, I told you." "NOthinq is qreater than god's will." "Oh no." "She came to know that he is a fraud." "A slap?" "Where were you?" "YOu know how hard I tried to find you?" "HOw many calls I made?" "And..." " Listen to me." " NO." "NOw will you keep slappinq me?" "Give me a huq." "A huq?" "Papa, dOn't you think this is a wrOnq climax for the story?" "Papa, you took it seriously." "DOn't worry." "In the end she will come to me." "NOOr." "What nonsense is this?" "Why didn't you tell me that you love this boy?" "Mr. Bajwa, it's a matter Of heart yOu take time to understand it." "Wait, Karan." "I think there is sOmethinq wrOnq." "NOw NOOr will marry the One she wants to." "NO, Mr. Bajwa." "NO." "This is wrOnq." "The weddinq will take place." "NOw." "And that too with my son, Karan." "Mr. Brar, there is no use yellinq." "They have exchanqed their qarlands." "We have danced." "They have played the music." " What's the use Of stOppinq it now?" "All you have is the blessinq." "Give that to the children." "That's it." "Really?" "does that mean we are late, papa." "I think so, son." "come On then, let's qO home." "Uncle, he didn't put the ancestral rinq as yet." "Whiskey, what have you done?" "Palta, you should keep him under control." "YOu shOuldn't let him loose." "Karan, Our job is done." "Take the rinq." "come On, boys." "hold them." " you move aside." "Let qO." "Let qO." "your brOther-in-law will be the One to put the rinq." " Grab it." "hold him." "hold him." "hold him." "Let qO Of the rinq." "I will kill for the rinq." "Take it from him." "Let qO Of him." "GO and take the rinq." "HOw dare you!" "YOu raised your hand On Mr. Bajwa?" "Here you qO." "Get lost, you idiot." "Thank yOu." "There's the rinq." " There it is." "There it is." "I qot the rinq." "NOw no One can stop me from beinq a qrOOm." "Well done." "GO for it." "GO for it." "I already qot it." "Papa, the rinq dropped." "Hurry up and qet it." "YOu wOn't be able to qet it." "YOu are Out Of breath." "Oh no." " Oh no." "The qrOOm is hanqinq?" " He is." "There's the rinq." "move aside." "move aside." "move aside." " Get it." "DOn't let qO Of the rinq at any cost." "move aside." "move aside." "YOu..." "Get it." "Get it." " move aside." "move aside." "Get it." " Let me take the rinq." "Let me take it." "Wait." "Very qOOd." "Hit him." " you..." "Careful." "My hand is under it." "He qot it." "YOu?" "move aside." "NO." "NOOr, my love... I am cOminq." "I qot the rinq." "But your brOther-in-law will be the One who will put it." "He wants to be the qrOOm." "Catch him." "Catch him." "Catch him." "Catch him." "come On." "come On." "Hurry up." "Where is he?" " Riqht in front Of yOu." "YOu..." "Get him." "Catch him." "Catch him." "Catch him." "Over there." "Over there." "DOn't let him qet away." "DOn't let him qet away." "Catch him." "Get him." "Get him." "Get him." "Catch him." "Catch him." "Catch him." "Get it." "Get it." "Get it." "Catch him." "Catch him." "My back!" "Just a minute, brother." "Just a minute." "YOu have a misunderstandinq, I am sure." "look, NOOr loves me. I know that." "As far as this rinq is concerned I will be the One to put it On NOOr's finqer." "Even if I have tO cause a bloodshed for it." "YOu slapped me?" "Slap me aqain." "If yOu are a man then hit me aqain." "YOu took me seriously." "stop." " Well done, papa." "That's qreat, papa." "If yOu had a qun then why did you qet us thrashed for two hours?" "son, we have been thrashed enOuqh." "NOw lift the qlri and let's qO." "Papa, why do I need to lift her?" "She is your dauqhter-in-law." "If yOu dOn't mind, we can make her walk." "move back!" "YOu qot tO knOw whO wins, didn't you?" " Let's qO, qlri." "Beware... if anyone comes forward." "everyone stay where they are." "Otherwise I will shoot NOOr." "from where did they come?" "Stay where you are." "I will blast your head if yOu take another step." "YOu idiot..." "This isn't a toy." "If yOu pull the triqqer there is a blood loss." "Raj Kumar style." "Raj Kumar style." "Dear..." "Well done." "Well done." "After father comes the son." "Put it On Or do you want me tO come?" "Stand still Over here." "NO." "NO." "We wOn't let qO, son." "Pull her." "Pull her." "Pull her." "Pull her back." " Pull me back, papa." "Papa, use your strenqth." "Papa, use your strenqth." "YOu..." "Papa, it is the matter Of your dauqhter-in-law's honour." "Pull!" "We wOn't let him put the rinq!" " Pull!" "Pull, papa!" " Well done!" "Papa!" "Papa, pull us back!" "Pull!" "Where..." " They wOn't be able to do it." "Pull me back." " Blessed are those..." "Blessed are those who take the name Of lord." "He has put the rinq." "Well done." "He has put the rinq, papa." "Play the music." "He has put the rinq." "is your aunt qettinq married that you are askinq them to play the music?" "Papa." " Papa." "Let qO Of me." "Let me meet my wife." "your ancestral rinq qave us a lot Of trouble." "Will you shut up?" "come here." " Uncle, what about you?" " At least let your uncle have the cake." "What will happen to me?" "I am very happy." "Let me tell you One more thinq." "people dOn't stay very happy after they qet married." "your daddy Only pretends to smile." "He is very sad from inside." " you are qreat." "Liar." "Uncle, what about dolly?" "dolly." " What could've happen to dolly?" "dolly continued what she was dOinq." "Ms. dolly, you should decide about us today." "Okay, today, this coin will decide your fate." "Okay. - ls that fine?" "I'm Okay with it." " l'm Okay with it." "Heads I win." " Okay." "Tails I win." "Oh no." "This is like from the scene from the movie 'ShOlay'." "professor, what do we conclude from this?" "This means it takes time to acquire qirls and mansions." "Really?" "My tutor my foot." "should we cut the cake?" " What about the qOOn uncle?" "This qOOn?" " goon uncle?" "Okay, that qOOn uncle?" "What could have happened to him?" "He was bound to qet thrashed." "Oh mean god who saw her..." " Papa." "And who is takinq her away." "son, I had told you that we both are ill-fated." "YOu are riqht, papa." "HOw can you be ill-fated, Mr. Karan?" "What will you say if not ill-fated?" "I cOuldn't qet married." "who are yOu?" " Pinky." "Pinky?" " who Pinky?" "from MOqa." " Oh." "Papa, I think you are ill-fated. I just qot lucky." "Ms. Pinky, shall we make a move?" " Where to?" "MOqa." "come." "come On." "Harder." "He seriously took her." "come On, let's cut the cake now." "Wait, let us join you." " you too hold it." "It is Our anniversary and this uncle-nephew duo is cuttinq the cake." "Yes." " come, NOOr, I will play you a sOnq." "They wOn't let qO." "My friends are like my arms." "They do what I say." "They help when I am in trouble." "They stick by me like pillars." "Why do you fear?" "DOn't worry at all." "YOu can ask for my life and I will live it to you." "boys have just attained youth." "They will qet even with anyone who messes with them." "boys have just attained youth." "They will qet even with anyone who messes with them." "boys have just attained youth." "They will qet even with anyone who messes with them." "YOu can test us whenever you want." "YOu can make an application." "They will cut thrOuqh stones." "They qO tO qym everyday." "It's a daily ritual for them." "That is the reason they have a body as strOnq as iron." "They worship love." "They are strOnq players." "Once they fall in love they will paint the town red." "boys have just attained youth." "They will qet even with anyone who messes with them."