"Wherever good is threatened, heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day." "Except when they don't." "And that's when I go to work." "I zap into dimensions every day." "It's my job to be a hero, save the world, and make things right." "Kung Fu moles, rescue trolls, punch a zombie, score a goal!" "I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight!" "♪ Stretching, swinging, spying ♪" "♪ Flying, flipping, monster-kicking ♪" "Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side!" "No villain's gonna stop..." "Penn Zero:" "Part-Time Hero!" "Penn Zero:" "Part-Time Hero!" "Penn Zero:" "Part-Time Hero!" "*PENN ZERO:" "Part Time Hero* Season 02 Episode 04" "Penn Zer... aaugh!" "Title: "Wings of Destiny"" "Phyllis, we have a major problem." "Penn and Sashi aren't talking to each other." "Watch." "Guys, you know how you bet me" "I'd never be able to do a tongue push-up?" "Well..." "Great." "You showed us." "Penn, aren't you gonna make some droll observation?" "Well, I guess I could make a cutting remark about doing that on a filthy theater floor like some animal." "I have to do everything around here." "Everything?" "How about nothing?" "Phyllis!" "Make them stop." "There is no time." "You must fix in world or will cause problem in mission." "I live by a strict code." "Don't get involved in stuff and things." "But Phyllis code is shut mouth and get to work." "Whoa!" "We're in a magical, delicate," "Renaissance Fair fairy world full of fancy and wonder." "And bone-crushing wrestling?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Cool." "Hey, where's Sashi?" "I'm right here." "Whoa!" "You're humungous." "I think you mean she's humungous in her annoyingness." "Meaning she's so annoying, you would describe that quality as humungous." "Um, if you have to explain a put-down, probably screwed it up." "Don't you have something to ask Sashi?" "Nope." "Nothing about checking her specs, eh?" "Don't worry, Boone." "I'll check 'em because I do my job." "( laughing )" "All right, we are fairies who live in Wingwood Forest." "Every 1,000 years, the tag-team wrestling tournament is held." "The winners get an enchanted gem, giving them the power to rule the forest." "Penn and I are a... team, and we must win the tournament so the forest doesn't fall into evil hands." "RING ANNOUNCER:" "Welcome to Fairy Mania 4!" "And now, Collateral Damage, and his partner, the Hooded Pixie!" "( audience booing )" "Your boos nourish my soul!" "Oh, Larry's not my partner?" "I feel like I've won already." "And don't forget their manager." "Hi, everyone." "Dr. Distraction!" "Yeah, that's me." "Look at those fireworks." "And their opponents," "Toadal Destruction!" "( growling )" "Right, this is a single-elimination tournament." "Lose and you're out." "I want a clean match." "Got it?" "I am personally offended that you would ever think I would dream about cheating." "Yoo-hoo, Mr. Referee." "Did I ever tell you about the time" "I traded my shoes for some magic beans?" "No, you have not." "Please start at the beginning, and leave out no detail." "All right, partner, let's talk strategy." "Here's the plan." "First..." "Wait, why am I a chair?" "This is no time for deep questions." "( whistles )" "One, two, three, you're out." "Boo!" "They look pretty tough." "You guys are gonna have to be really in sync to beat 'em." "I'm 100% in sync." "Sashi's the one who's not in sync." "Oh, I'm more in sync than you could ever dream of being." "Well, I've got news for you, sister." "This ain't no dream." "This is reality, and there's no sync for you here." "The only thing you're in sync with is... stink." "Oh, oh, excellent rhyme." "You hear that silence?" "That's the sound of your in-sync joke falling on its face." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Yeah?" " Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Good talk." " Let's not do that again." " Deal?" "Uh-uh." "Cheating's a winning formula." "I'm gonna destroy you all the way to the championship." "And now, led by their manager, Stuart Stylish, please welcome Wings of Destiny!" "And their opponents, the first ladies of unwanted advice, the Godmothers!" "In my day, a man always wore a tie made of dandelions and moss." "Look, old lady..." "Sashi, Penn needs your help." "He's doing fine on his own." " ( screaming )" " No, he's not." "Tell her you need her help, Penn." "I'm fine, okay?" "No need to force Sashi to get her precious wings dirty." "( screaming )" "( bell rings )" " Ooh, right in the nick of time." "Wings of Destiny tags her partner." "Good move." "Oh, you would be perfect for my nephew." " I'll set up a dinner." " Not interested, old lady." " One, two, three." " Yeah!" "And that's how you win." "Try it sometime." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Oh, my eyes!" "♪♪" "Oh, my nose!" "♪♪" "♪ Ain't enough to fight your fears ♪" "♪ Your only way to win the dream ♪" "♪ Is to put the tag in tag team ♪" "♪ So dispatch your face ♪" "♪ You're soaring on the wings of destiny ♪" "♪ Though your bones will break ♪" "♪ Keep punching through the wings of destiny ♪" "( bell rings )" "Airy Fairy, you're out." "Wings of Destiny, you guys better untangle." "The championship match starts in 15 minutes." "You are goin' down." "Yeah!" "What are you gonna do when the Hooded Pixie cheats all over you?" "!" "I hope you guys are happy." "Despite being well aware of my code, you've left me no choice but to get involved with your stuff and your thing." "Vegan hot dogs." "Get your vegan hot dogs." "This is a safe place." "Okay?" "All emotions are valid." "( sighs ) We were partners for our home ec. midterm." "Our assignment was to work together to prepare vegetable soup." "SASHI:" "I seasoned the broth with the fury of 1,000 hurricanes." "PENN:" "And I was in charge of evenly chopping the vegetables." "And my middle name is Albert, but in this case, it should've been Perfection." "As guest judge, it'll be good to use a utensil." "If I survive, you're both getting F's." "BOTH:" "It was your fault." "Hold on." "What if I were to tell you that neither of you were at fault?" "You were so focused on your jobs, you didn't notice that I accidentally dumped salt, vinegar, hot sauce, molasses, sardines, and probably some other stuff into your soup." "Well, uh, that's all the time we have." "Next session, we can work on your threatening looks." "( sighs ) Boone was sort of right." "If I trust you with my life," "I should probably trust you with seasoning." "Yeah, this whole thing's pretty stupid." "I'll never doubt you again." "Welcome to the championship match." "Winner takes all!" "With you and your enormous partner not speaking to each other, you don't stand a chance against..." "Get your fried dandelion..." "Excuse me, Mr. Referee." "Will you look at this birthmark on my neck?" "What do you think?" "Does it look like an airplane to you?" "That looks pretty infected." "I have a first-aid kit back in my office." "Come on." "( evil chuckle )" "Come on, man." "I feel like I'm cheating by myself out here." "Bomb's away!" "Oh, no!" "Table this!" "Cut that out." "They say wrestling is fake." " Finish him off, partner." " Oops." "So much for a fairy tale ending." " Get up, Penn." " A-one." " Get up." " A-two." " Get up." " A-three..." "What are you doing?" "I have to win so I can rule the forest." "Sorry, partner." "Ever since I was a young fairy," "I dreamed of cheating my way to the championship, and pull off the ultimate cheat, and switch teams at the end." "( all gasping )" "( sobbing )" "I only wish my dad, the Bespectacled Pixie, were here to see me cheat my way to not victory." "I'm here, son." "I snuck in." "Oh, Daddy, this is for you." "Pixie pile driver!" "One, two, three." "Yes, we have it." "The winners and new rulers of the forest," "Wings of Destiny!" "We did it!" "Yeah, whoo, we made it!" "We won, we took 'em down." "This is what I call a fairy tale ending." "Break into some fried dandelions." "That crazy flowery taste!" "Class, I want you to remember that trying is pointless, and that you're not good enough to succeed." "Ever." "Okay, so that may have been my fault." "( shrieking )" "Centaur Boone, no!" "That's it." "Sashi, Boone, Penn, report to Principal Larry's office." "Wait, what did I do?" "I dug through six boxes of cereal, and still couldn't find that dang temporary tiger-fighting-a-dragon tattoo." "Then the clerk said, "Sir, you need to pay for those before opening them." "Also, those are boxes of cat food." "Also, this is a dream."" "I don't mean to change the non-subject, but shouldn't we be talking about why we're here?" "I can tell you." "Boone is like a moronic tornado ruining everything in its path." "You know, Sashi, let me tell you a little story." "This one time, I was in the football water boy squad." "No one would try my homemade water." "They said they only wanted regular water." "So that's what I gave 'em." "I overcame my anger by learning to express my feelings." "I got so good at it that I now teach a workshop." "Ugh." "Let me guess." "You're gonna make me go there for detention, aren't you?" "Don't be silly." "I'm making all of you go." "You know, Sash, maybe this isn't gonna be as bad as you think." "It could actually help you." "A:" "I don't need help, and B: clearly, no one else wants to be here either." "Welcome to Dare, Care and Share" "With Principal Larr..." "EY." "Uncle Chuck, Aunt Rose." "What are you guys doing here?" "Larry's helping us with some issues we're having with The Chinchilla." "Who's an emotionally complex The Chinchilla?" "You are." "♪ In a funk, and you don't know why ♪" "♪ Get so mad, you wanna cry ♪" "♪ How'd you like a slice of bologna pie ♪" "♪ Let's talk about our feelings ♪" "Let's not, and never say we did." "It's time for the Wheel of Feel, and our first exercise." "Aunt Rose." "Ooh, so exciting, I can't stand it!" "Ooh, Nose To Nose!" "LARRY:" "Your eyes are like mouths." "Let them do the talking." "But don't let them do the eating." "Trust me on that one." "Seriously, what kind of idiot buys into this?" "You are so right, Boone." "It is time I got to know the real Uncle Chuck." "Sometimes I use clay to sculpt my feelings." "The rest of the time, I use it as peanut butter." "And swap that role." "( sighs ) Hello." "I'm Penn Zero." "Let's take a moment to admire my hair." "Okay, I have never asked you to admire my..." "One time, and that's suddenly who I am?" "Fine." "Hi, Sash, it's me, Boone, and I... ( as Sashi ) Boone, you're over 20 minutes late." "Wow, you sound just like Sashi." "Don't change the subject, unless you want me to change where your nose sits on your face." "Sorry, Sash." "I don't want you to be sorry." "I want you to be smarter." "All right, all right, I'll be smarter." "I don't really sound like that, do I?" "You don't spit nearly as much, but yeah." "I think you guys are gonna be pleasantly surprised." "I've battled old angry Sashi into submission." "New calm Sashi's in total control of her emotions." "My bad." "I like new Sashi." "( Penn laughing ) Oh, yeah." "It's great to be back in Oshka-kapa-koop-ala." "It's pronounced..." "Nope, gonna let it go." "Let's just get to the mission..." "buddies." "Great." "Right after a bathroom break." "All right." "After you, Your Majesty." "Yes, we'll wait while you use the appropriate bathroom." " Oh, good." " Thank you." "All right." "Let's see here." "Door number one, door number two?" "It's a 50-50 chance." "Just pick one and own it." "( girl shrieking )" "( girl shrieking )" "Okay, we have to place the magical pearl in a shrine deep in the sea cave before Rippen and his army stop us." "Pretty straightforward, so let's do this quick." "Hello!" "How's it goin'?" "Oh, great." "It's Rufus." "Do we even wanna know what you're doing out here?" "The tale leading to my happening upon this place is a long and storied one..." "Tut, tut, I'm gonna cut you off right there, 'cause we don't have time for this." "No, it's better to hear people out." "Maybe he has valuable information." "Thank you." "It was a dark and cold morning... and my bones ached of misery and doom." "No one was around." "Before the sun eclipsed the mountain, in eternal sadness." "My soul filled with loneliness, dread and fear." "And that's when I awoke, alone, despondent, forsaken." "Very good." "Now can we go?" "Oh, you won't be going anywhere." "Octopus people, attack!" "( ferocious roar )" "Larry, come on." "We gotta follow them." "PENN:" "Well, we're still alive." "BOONE:" "Hopefully, Larry and Sashi can save us." "RIPPEN:" "Sashi and Larry, if you can hear me," "Sashi's in charge." "I repeat, Sashi is in charge." "PENN:" "What's going on?" "I feel like we're moving up." "RIPPEN:" "Sashi's in charge." "Do you hear me, Larry?" "Sashi is in charge." "Ugh, this is all Calm Sashi's fault." "How are we gonna get all the way up there?" " With some Larry power." " Look out." "SASHI:" "Time to carve us a bird." "I don't think getting angry's going to help." "But I didn't get angry at Rufus, and it messed everything up." "I'm not saying you should never get angry." "But if you can reason with someone, it's usually a better solution." "Use your judgment." "Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah." "I'm gonna show this bird my passive fist." "Use your judgment." "Use your judgment." "Use your judgment." "Stop that." "Help me get up there." " Hey, stop!" " ( squawks )" "Okay, listen." "I know you're only trying to feed your family, but I need you to spit that shark out, and find something else to eat." "My best friends are in that shark, and they are my family." "I know you can't understand me." "But please, let them go." "I'll handle this one." "Okay, I think..." " Oh, hey, fellas!" " ALL:" "Hi, Larry." " Wait." " Forget it, sister." "I heard your sob story, and I don't care." "Hold on a second." "I need to sculpt my emotions." "How about you sculpt a platter to serve yourself on?" "My judgment's telling me it's time to get angry!" "Oh, what is the wittle fish gonna do" " with the wittle claw?" " This!" "Hey, get outta there!" "My brain!" "Ha ha, we're free!" "Hug alert." "Larry, no." "See, it's not about never getting angry." "It's about knowing when to get angry." "Okay, Boone, just give us the pearl, and we can return it to its shrine." "Oh, right." "Might have left it in the shark." "Boone!" "It's okay." "An honest mistake by a friend is a time for calm." "But defeating my enemy is a time for anger!" "No, don't hit my brain again." "Larry, cancel this hug alert." "Hey, nice use of judgment, Sashi." "And brain punching." "RUFUS:" "Alas, Rufus is forgotten again." "And on the very day of my birthday." "♪ Happy birthday, Rufus ♪" "♪ You're a very jolly good fellow ♪" "♪ Happy birthday to me ♪ Sync corrections - by srjanapala" "Sad."