"[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]" "[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]" "♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪" "♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪" "BOTH:" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "FINN:" "Oh [CHUCKLES] what?" "Where are we?" "JAKE:" "I don't know." "FINN:" "What did we do last night?" "JAKE:" "Mayhaps we drank juice of the elder toad." "FINN:" "Nah, I doubt it." "Yo, do you see this?" "We're in a cage." "Do you think we, like, did something wrong?" "JAKE:" "Yeah, right." "When did we ever did wrong actions?" "Get real." "FINN:" "Who you calling?" "JAKE:" "I'm calling beemo -- see if he knows what happened." "[DIALING] [MUTTERING] You know, with us being here and junk." "My new camera phone." "Wait." "Come here." "FINN:" "What?" "JAKE:" "I guess I vid-taped a buttload of stuff on here." "FINN:" "Play it for the clues within." "JAKE:" "Okay, play." "[ STATIC]" "FINN:" "Did you take it yet?" "JAKE:" "Recording." "FINN:" "Okay, get a shot of the portal." "Gonna go through this biz." "JAKE:" "All right, let's do " "[ZAP!" "] FINN:" "Oh, no!" "What?" "!" "JAKE:" "Battery crunked out." "FINN:" "Dude, do you remember any of that mess?" "JAKE:" "No." "But I guess we're here on purpose?" "FINN:" "So, we opened a portal to somewhere, but where?" "The nightosphere." "BOTH:" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..." "You're in the nightosphere." "FINN:" "Are you sure?" "Uh, yes." "You got thrown in jail." "Look." "[SHING!" "]" "[DEMONS MOANING, HOWLING] JAKE:" "Look!" "FINN: [GASPS] Marceline's dad!" "We really are in the nightosphere!" "Up and at 'em, people." "Everyone out of your cages." "My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so..." "FINN:" "Whoa, wait." "You're letting us go?" "I mean..." "Yeah, but not really." "You're in the nightosphere, so..." "FINN:" "So..." "What?" "JAKE:" "Is there an outlet somewhere for this?" "[CHUCKLES]" "[LAUGHS EVILLY] FINN:" "Hey, come on!" "Just tell us how we can get back to our world." "You can't leave the nightosphere -- not unless he lets you." "BOTH:" "Marceline's dad." "He runs this place." "[CHITTERING]" "JAKE:" "Hunson abadeer?" "[CHUCKLES] All right." "FINN:" "Well, dude, how do we talk to him?" "You can't just talk to the boss." "You got to make an appointment." "FINN:" "Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here." "JAKE:" "And what's up with this?" "Ugh." "Ah." "Oh, oh, sick!" "You touch that stuff?" "Later, fools." "[DEMONS CHEERING] JAKE:" "Hey!" "Hey, is there an outlet anywhere?" "[WHINING] You guys!" "FINN:" "Maybe this is where they put all the dummy demons." "[BABY-TALK VOICE] Right, big guy?" "You're not so smart, right?" "Yea-a-a-h." "Let's go out that hole, man." "JAKE:" "Okay, get on." "[CREEEEEEEEAK!" "]" "[DEMONS SCREECHING] [DEMONS SCREAMING]" "[SCREAMING CONTINUES]" "[CHOMP!" "]" "FINN:" "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Pretty neat." "[ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "] Whoa!" "Look!" "[ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "] Charlic, don't socialize with the smaller demons!" "They're dirty and stupid!" "Whoa!" "Daddy!" "[ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "] [BIRDS CAWING]" "FINN:" "What is that?" "JAKE:" "I think it's, like, sentient blood mist." "FINN:" "Cool." "JAKE:" "Come on." "Let's see if anyone knows where hunson abadeer is." "FINN:" "All right." "Well, how about that dude?" "JAKE:" "Okay." "[GROWLING] FINN:" "Yo, bros!" "How do we talk to hunson abadeer?" "[ECHOING] The teller can help you." "Get in my flipping belly, and I will transport you." "My insides are habitable." "You will not be digested." "[CREEEEEEEEAK!" "] [POOF!" "]" "FINN:" "Bye, mister!" "Who's the teller?" "That guy?" "Okay, bozos, make room." "Make room." "Make room." "Ouch!" "Come on!" "Scooch over, fatty." "I can't, dude." "This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel when I can't make brown on the camping trips because of my anxieties." "And I have I.B.S., also." "Ow!" "FINN:" "Hey, guy!" "Are you the teller?" "No." "No, no, this is the line to meet the teller." "FINN:" "No, man!" "Are you for real?" "How long's the wait?" "I don't know." "I just like to row around on top of their heads." "FINN:" "Bunk that!" "JAKE:" "Hey, do you know about this?" "I, uh -- ohh." "No." "[SIGHS] Sick." "FINN:" "Why do we need to see the teller anyway?" "We just want to see hunson abadeer and find out what happened to us." "The teller will get you in touch with hunson abadeer." "We got systems down here." "You got to swim the proper channels, you know?" "Youse ain't special!" "Youse got to wait like the rest of youse!" "Us." "FINN: [GROANS] Where's the line start?" "Oh [SIGHS] I don't know." "The thing sort of governs itself." "BOTH: [GRUNTING]" "Tight!" "Ow!" "FINN: [WHIMPERING] JAKE:" "That guy stinks." "[LAUGHING] FINN:" "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "Big man?" "Over here!" "Huh?" "What, me?" "FINN:" "Uh, yeah." "How long have you been in line for?" "How..." "Long?" "[SOBBING] FINN:" "Oh, butt traps." "Jake, stretch us to the front." "ALL:" "No cutting!" "I will kill you with all my hopes and regrets!" "FINN:" "All right, dudes, chill!" "We'll wait." "[WHISTLING]" "[FLIES BUZZING] FINN: [BREATHING SHALLOWLY]" "[HOARSELY] I can't feel my legs." "BOTH: [SOBBING, WHIMPERING]" "FINN:" "Say something!" "Say something to me!" "JAKE:" "I..." "Can't." "I got nothing to say anymore." "FINN:" "Just make up words, then!" "JAKE:" "Bloo-be-de bloo bloo bloo-blee-blee blah!" "Shree shrah ha" "hey, check it out." "We're at the front of the line." "BOTH:" "Whoo-hoo!" "FINN:" "Yo, yo!" "We want to talk to abadeer!" "What?" "Oh." "When your thingy comes up, hunson abadeer will see you through the door." "FINN: 42 million?" "!" "What's the number on the door?" "JAKE: 41 million..." "Zabba, dabba..." "[MUTTERING]" "We're next!" "Whew!" "Man, I thought I was gonna throw up." "[KA-CHING!" "]" "FINN:" "That's us!" "JAKE:" "Yay!" "Noooooooooo!" "FINN:" "I'm gonna lose it!" "[WAILING]" "JAKE:" "Hey, do you know if there's an outlet anywhere?" "No." "JAKE:" "Do you know what this is all about?" "No." "FINN: [WAILING CONTINUES] Gross." "FINN: [WAILING STOPS] JAKE:" "What's going on, buddy?" "You giving up?" "FINN: [WHIMPERS]" "I guess." "JAKE:" "You don't want to just stick it out a little more?" "FINN:" "I don't know if my little-boy heart can take it." "JAKE:" "Listen, finn." "Are you listening?" "FINN:" "Mm-hmm." "JAKE:" "Your heart may be small, but it's strong as a bull donk!" "And I know you can wait through this line so we can meet hunson abadeer and find out why we're here and why we're in a pile of banyanles." "'Cause you're a champ!" "Okay?" "!" "FINN: [UNENTHUSED] Okay." "JAKE:" "Jozu des gamate ne." "FINN:" "Well, at least I can see the end of the line..." "I think." "Let's wait the heck out of this line!" "JAKE:" "That's it, champ!" "[CHUCKLES] Pretty pumped up." "FINN:" "I'm super pumped!" "[THUNDER RUMBLES]" "Does anyone need to go pee-pees?" "!" "Go ahead." "Okay." "Who's here with a question for Mr. abadeer?" "FINN:" "Oh, yeah." "We've got questions." "[ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "] [ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "]" "JAKE: [GASPS] Put your hand down, finn!" "FINN:" "No way, dude!" "I've got questions!" "[ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "] [ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "]" "What the hey, Jake?" "!" "JAKE:" "It's not answering questions, man." "That thing's gonna bake our beans!" "[SHING!" "]" "FINN:" "Hey, blood-mist cloud!" "What happened to us?" "!" "Why can't we remember anyth-- oh." "It's gone." "JAKE:" "Look." "Ride me, pardner." "FINN:" "Hup!" "JAKE: [NEIGHING]" "FINN:" "Hey, cloud!" "Where's abadeer?" "!" "Whoa." "Look at all these paintings." "I think this is hunson abadeer's house." "Hey!" "FINN:" "Hunson abadeer!" "How dare you chumps trespass here?" "JAKE:" "We just want to go home, man." "FINN:" "Yeah." "Why'd you lock us up, abadeer?" "When marceline finds out about this, it's gonna stir up some heavy daddy-daughter issues!" "No one leaves the nightosphere!" "JAKE:" "Aw, come on, man!" "[ZAP!" "] No one!" "No one leaves the nightosphere!" "[ZAP!" "]" "[ZAP!" "] Come with me, you juicy, little, mortal soul." "[PBFT!" "] [CLATTER!" "]" "JAKE:" "Finn!" "FINN:" "Oh, my log, Jake." "You found the portal!" "Huh?" "BOTH:" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "[PANTING]" "FINN: [GRUNTING] [CREAK!" "]" "Huh?" "!" "JAKE:" "We don't want to hurt you, abadeer." "Just let us go!" "[LAUGHING EVILLY]" "JAKE:" "Ugh!" "[GROANS]" "[SHRIEKING] FINN:" "Hyah!" "Ow!" "FINN: [GRUNTS]" "Rrragh!" "[SHRIEKING]" "FINN:" "What the--?" "[SHRIEKING CONTINUES]" "BOTH:" "Marceline?" "!" "I'm gonna close this portal!" "[HISSES] You're forbidden to come back to the nightosphere!" "FINN:" "But, Marcy!" "Let us help you!" "It's too late!" "Stay away from me!" "Foreve-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-r!" "FINN:" "Marceline's in trouble." "We got to go back and save her!" "JAKE:" "All right, but I'm gonna take a shower first." "FINN: [SNIFFING]" "JAKE:" "Yo, beemo, you done charging up that phone, or what?" "[GRUNTING] Almost... finished." "[GRUNTS] JAKE:" "Thanks, beemo." "All right, man." "We're gonna figure this out right..." "Now." "[CELLPHONE BEEPING]" "Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it!" "This is Jake on my camera phone!" "Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!" "Whoa, whoa!" "Yo, finn!" "Say hi to my new camera phone." "FINN:" "What up, camera phone?" "BOTH:" "Lalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalala..." "[WHOOSH!" "WHOOSH!" "WHOOSH!" "] ...Lalalalalalalalalalalalala!" "Marceline!" "Youguyswanttocome party in the nightosphere with me?" "I'm visiting with my dad, and it's crazy boring." "FINN:" "Whoa!" "Wait a minute, marceline." "Last time I saw your dad, I sliced open his soul sack." "Oh,no,he 'stotallychill now." "FINN:" "Okay, but I'm keeping an eye out for your old man in case he pulls any..." "[RASPY VOICE] Sneak attacks." "[ CHUCKLES]" "Don't be a wiener dog." "Jake, you coming?" "JAKE:" "Whoo!" "Yeah, baby!" "[CELLPHONE BEEPING]" "All right, so..." "This is the nightosphere, I guess." "It looks banaynays." "Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here." "[ GUITAR STRUMMING, TAMBOURINE RATTLING]" "Right, marceline?" "Marceline!" "Marcy!" "[ IMITATES DUCK QUACKING]" "[ CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY] Thereyouare,marceline." "[ MUSIC STOPS] Hmm?" "Rrragh!" "JAKE:" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Oh." "Hello,dog." "Hello,finn ." "FINN:" "Stay away from me, old man!" "[ TAMBOURINE RATTLES]" "JAKE: [CHUCKLES] Nice one." "Now,finn." "[ POP!" "] Come on, there's no bad blood here." "Come here." "Let's bury the hatchet." "See how I'm not killing you?" "[ GROANS] Dad, stop." "Allright." "I don't want to embarrass my little girl." "So, young lady, have you thought about my offer?" "Ugh!" "JAKE:" "What offer, marceline's dad?" "[ CHUCKLES] I want marceline to take over the nightosphere -- finally join the family business." "Business?" "Dad, what do you even do?" "Oh!" "Ha!" "Come on, come on, come on, come on." "Check it out, sweetie." "See how chaotic it is out there?" "[ FWOOSH!" "] How everyone's confused and frustrated?" "The nightosphere is sustained by chaos." "Eh,I justdon'tsee myself doing this biz." "Okay,butIknowyou'llcome around eventually." "Or maybe you won't." "I don't know." "You're an independent woman." "[ YAWNS] JAKE:" "Aaah!" "Well,I 'mgonnatakeanappy." "Oh!" "I almost forgot." "[ RIP!" "] Dad!" "Whoops!" "[ LAUGHS]" "You should put this amulet on." "It'll Grant you wishes for, like, ponies -- or whatever kids like." "Dad,I 'm1,000yearsold ." "Ha!" "Yes,youare ,sweetie." "Daddy's little monster." "[ FOOTSTEPS DEPART]" "Look,let'sjustplay something, okay?" "FINN:" "Okay." "♪ I know you just want to give your little girl the world ♪" "♪ but, daddy, I'm not just your little girl ♪" "♪ I've got my own life, I got my own plans ♪" "♪ I hope you understand and like the way that I am ♪" "♪ 'cause I want your respect, and I want to be here ♪" "♪ but I don't want to rule the nightosphere ♪" "[ SIGHS] Pffft!" "Whatever, dad." "Ooh-- aaaaaaarrgh!" "[ GRUNTING] [ LAUGHS EVILLY]" "FINN:" "Jake, grab the amulet!" "Oof!" "JAKE:" "Ow!" "My hippocampus!" "[ LAUGHING EVILLY]" "[CELLPHONE BEEPING] JAKE:" "Well, that explains how we got amnesia'ed." "But what about banana?" "FINN:" "Hey, man, there's another video." "[CELLPHONE BEEPING] [ GRUNTS]" "We got mad prison-overcrowding down here, fellas." "So, I got to put you in the cage with the stuff." "Sorry about that." "But, you know, not really." "[ GATE SLAMS] [ BELCHES]" "Oh, my stomach!" "[ GRUNTING]" "[ PBFT!" "PBFT!" "] [ SIGHS]" "JAKE:" "Yeeeee!" "FINN:" "That amulet's controlling marceline!" "We have to go back and help her!" "We're gonna get back using that one portal spell we know." "Hah!" "Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!" "JAKE:" "Whoa, dude." "She told us never to come back." "FINN:" "Oh, yeah." "Oh!" "Jake, can you turn into a gross demon?" "JAKE:" "Mm-hmm." "FINN:" "Grosser!" "JAKE:" "Raaaaaah!" "[DEEP VOICE] What's your disguise?" "FINN:" "Paper-plate mask, yo!" "JAKE:" "Nice!" "FINN: [PANTING]" "Let's go!" "Hyah!" "Who's next?" "Who's next?" "Uh..." "Me, my lord aberdeer." "What do you desire, cowering speck -- pain, pleasure, or weird punishment?" "Uh..." "Pleasure?" "No!" "Weird punishment!" "[ZAP!" "ZAP!" "ZAP!" "]" "[VOMITING] And what do you desire " ""p," "p," or "w.P."?" "I..." "Pain?" "Okay." "Aw." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Next!" "I'm just gonna go." "You sure, dude?" "Don't you want abs?" "Yeah, give me abs." "[LAUGHS] FINN:" "I think we can charge up there and rip the amulet off her neck." "[PANTING] [GASPS]" "Hey!" "What are you guys doing?" "!" "You can't run up to the front of the line!" "These good people have been waiting forever!" "Shame on you both!" "Everybody, shame them!" "[CROWD BOOING]" "Boo, sir!" "I boo what you're doing!" "Step back -- back!" "You will not cut the line again!" "You stay back here and wait your turn like the rest of us!" "Understand?" "!" "FINN:" "Yeah, okay!" "Okay!" "I'll be watching you." "Sorry, dude." "You got out of line." "Dang it!" "BOTH: [GROANING] JAKE: [GASPS]" "Who are you?" "!" "FINN:" "Waah!" "Don't kill us, marceline!" "JAKE:" "It's us -- finn and Jake!" "FINN:" "Your friends, remember?" "!" "Eh." "JAKE:" "Oh, grob!" "[GROWLING]" "Aaaaaah!" "FINN:" "Run!" "Marceline." "What are you doing?" "Just grabbing a midnight snack." "FINN:" "It's marceline." "That's her out there!" "I know." "Isn't it fantastic?" "FINN:" "No!" "We have to save her!" "Save her?" "FINN:" "From the amulet!" "But this is what I've always wanted -- my girl following in her daddy's footsteps." "FINN:" "But that's not what she wants!" "That's balderdash, baby." "The wearer of the amulet is filled with chaotic evil, which is how I grew up, so..." "[CHOMPING]" "FINN:" "Maybe we can get these dudes to help us." "[ALL MURMURING] [SIGHS]" "JAKE: [NORMAL VOICE] These guys won't help you." "They're all complacent sheeple." "[BEATBOXES]" "FINN:" "Wait." "That's it!" "We're gonna freestyle a political rap to get these guys to rise out of their systemized demon apathy!" "JAKE:" "Okay." "[BEATBOXING] FINN: [RAPPING] Yeah." "Unh." "Political rap!" "Yo, yo!" "Demon apathy!" "Yo, zappity!" "Get ready!" "Government!" "Where you went!" "Yo!" "Farmer's market!" "Ride bikes!" "Get on it!" "Geodesic domes!" "Science!" "You heard?" "[ALL CHEERING] I never thought of it that way before." "This system is broke, yo!" "[CROWD CHANTING "FREEDOM!"]" "FINN:" "Marceline." "[GRUNTS]" "[ALL CHOMPING] JAKE:" "Ugh." "Sick." "FINN:" "Jake!" "The tree house!" "JAKE:" "Aaaah!" "I'm too freaked out to move, finn!" "These demons are nibbling my legs!" "FINN:" "Jake, take her!" "JAKE:" "No, finn!" "You'll be filled with chaotic evil!" "FINN:" "Aaaaah!" "[GULPING]" "[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] FINN: [ROARING]" "[MOANS] FINN: [DEEP VOICE]" "Marceline." "No one leaves the nightosphere!" "[ROARS] [NORMAL VOICE] Wh-o-o-o-oa!" "Oh!" "Marceline!" "Uh, I wonder what happened to him." "Kids these days." "Am I right?" "JAKE:" "Dude." "Seriously." "Dad, you tricked me." "Dad, that sucks!" "I know." "I'm sorry." "But I thought you'd want to -- want to make your old man proud and, you know, take over the nightosphere." "Yeah, I want you to be proud!" "I want you to be proud of me!" "No, I didn't mean -- baby, of course I'm proud of you." "Dad." "And your friends, they're all right!" "That political rap?" "Pretty great!" "Okay, okay." "I got to go now, dad." "Woof!" "What a nightmare." "Man, finn, my dad actually likes you." "[CHUCKLES]" "FINN: [WHIMPERS] I don't want to hang out with you anymore." "FINN: [MOANS]" "Finn?" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ we can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ and do so as we please ♪" "♪ come along with me ♪" "♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪"