"Anat Assoulin Presents:" "Menashe Nay" "Gama Dodma" "Jurgen Holtz" "Sason Gabbai" "Dror Keven" "Igor Mirkorbanov" "Josef El-Dror Tzachi Graad" "In an Ari Folman film" "Director of photography:" "Itzik Portal" "Original music:" "Berry Sakharof" "Editor:" "Dov Steuer" "Producer:" "Anat Assoulin" "Written  Directed by Ari Folman" "Who is that man?" "Don't you know?" "It's the Nazi beast." "What beast?" " The Nazi beast." "Never heard of such an animal." "There's hardly any left." "Where do they come from?" " South America." "So this truck drove here from South America?" "Yeah, from South America, from Syria..." "It's strange they hunt them." "He looks like the guy from the burger ad." "Come on, let's go." "We repeat this morning's headlines from Radio Golan:" "Demilitarized zone B in the Golan will be handed to the American's this afternoon." "The area will be proclaimed an international passage point." "Egon Schultz, described by jurists as the last Nazi on earth is being moved in an armored police truck to the central area of the Golan." "Schultz was extradited at the border as part of the Syrian-Israeli peace treaty." "Due to the early start of the Sabbath," "Schultz will spend the weekend at an army base in the Golan and resume his trip to Jerusalem on Sunday, for his trial." "Captain Schultz will be accused of commanding deportations from Saloniki, Vienna and Darcy in France." "Naturally we will follow all the local events, until we are evacuated." "Meanwhile, in areas B, C and A there is heavy snow, in area E, foggy conditions in area H, under UN control is still clear." "Music..." "Vitali, tell me..." "Does the name Demianiuk mean anything to you?" "Never heard of him." "Demianiuk, "Ivan the Terrible"." "He was the former Nazi they brought to trial here." "A psychopath murderer, he did things..." "When they brought him in my father was very ill." "He was a Holocaust survivor." "He stayed alive only to... see them hang the Nazi." "I'd visit him every day and we'd watch the trial together on TV." "Those were the most intimate moments I ever had with my dad." "Then, one morning, after a year, we turn on the TV and no Nazi." "He escaped?" " No, the State of Israel let him go." "Paperwork mistake." "Yes, a Nazi, A mental case, but not the Nazi we promised." "Another Nazi." "So we release him." "Israeli justice." "Would it be possible in Russia?" " No way." "And I saw my father just fade in front of the TV set." "But never mind." "Now they brought the real last Nazi, Egon Schultz." "A psychopath." "And he's going for the same paperwork mistake." "So he's going to get out too?" " Sure he is." "But that's not the point." "The point is, how come in 50 years no Jew has ever walked into a German supermarket ...in Munich or Frankfurt, pulled a machine gun and sprayed 200 Germans?" "Like all the sane people did?" "Like the Basques, the Armenians, Everyone but us." "And the Gypsies..." "Let me tell you, no one cares." "No one cares!" "Take my daughter, for example." "Liori, come here a moment." "How many Nazis did you kill today?" "228." "What does she know about Nazis?" "Computer games." ""Doom-Nazi-4"." "Sticks in a disk, 2003-D Nazis come down on her she has to kill them in 22 seconds." "If she does... she gets 40 Nazi prisoners bonus... and not Wehrmacht either, eh?" "Right." "S.S." "S.S." "Do you understand why I called you?" "You want me to go there, to the Golan, and waste the last Nazi?" "How much will you pay me?" "Look, Vitali." "I want you to go to the Golan, get hold of the Nazi, bring him to Mount Mars, that's the highest mountain but bring him without a scratch, and let me waste on him the last bullet." "2 million dollars." "2 million?" "That's all the money my family got from the Germans, plus some more I made in hi-tech ...in Germany." "This must be your fantasy." "My fantasy, as well as my father's will." "You think you can put a bullet in him while he's staring at you?" "An old man of maybe 80?" "He's a Nazi, a Nazi." "Anyone could put a bullet in a Nazi." "Can't see a thing with these binoculars." "What's there to see?" "Answer, it's Hoffman." " What will I tell him?" "Tell him the truth!" " What truth?" "That we have no idea where we are?" "That we didn't make it to the border?" "Hello?" "What's up, Perach?" "Where are you?" "Everything's fine." "All according to plan." "I can already smell him." " Smell?" "Smell what?" "Where are you now?" " On the way... after West junction." "Do you know which army base he'll be staying the Sabbath?" "Sure." "Our man inside is well informed, relax Hoffman." "Hoffman?" " Yeah, I'm here." "Relax, I remember everything, all dates all numbers." "February '43, start of Saloniki shipments, 44,000 people," "March '44, he transfers to Darcy, France." "I remember the days..." "Say in France: first shipment..." " Excellent." "As soon as you get hold of him, call me." "I need two hours to get to Mount Mars." "It's a done deal." "I swear, Perach, I don't understand you." "What?" "This thing with the Holocaust and the shipments." "What's it to you?" "I can understand Hoffman, and his father complex but you, you're an Iraqi from Baghdad..." "For me it's just a niche." "A niche?" "What's a niche?" "A niche, it's like... like a niche I found to get ahead." "You know, Tiktak, God gave everyone in life one thing he's a genius at and I'm a genius at remembering numbers." "Just wait and see how I'll blow the nazi's mind with the dates of his career." "Besides, only me and Hoffman understand that this Nazi shit is going to slip out because of paperwork problems." "Do you understand why we're here?" "Do you think I'm a genius at something too?" "You're a genius in dogs." "In the way you understand dogs' psyches." "What's that?" "What's that?" "Stop, stop, stop..." "What is that?" "What's in that case?" "What?" "It's a trumpet." "What trumpet?" "Perach..." "A trumpet?" "Here?" " A trumpet case: 23 cm wide, 66 long, my sister played the trumpet." "I say he's after the Nazi too." "Gimme the gun." "What gun?" " Gimme the gun." "I want to check him out." "A trumpet, he tells me..." "Here, put it in your coat." "What?" "No, you take it." " You take it." "You take it, it'll mess up my suit." "Take it!" "Let's go see what he's about." "Say, what's in the case?" " A trumpet." "A trumpet?" "Who exactly are you playing for out here?" "I play freelance at memorial services." "Memorials?" "124 memorial sites in the Golan, a ceremony every 3 days." " That makes a 372-day year." "Sometimes I get doubles." "So you sleep here?" " Only in the season." "What season?" " Winter Memorial service season." "In the season, I do 3 gigs a day." "Got a card, in case we need a memorial service?" "Don't need a card." "Everyone knows me." "Ask for Eddie Zanzuri." "No ceremony goes without my solo." "So, do you live here?" "Sure I live here." "Did you hear about the Nazi?" " Yeah, the one from Syria." "Do you know which army base he is staying the Shabbat?" "He's staying?" "I thought he went to Jerusalem." "Why, are you guys related to him?" "Do we look like relatives of the Nazis?" "Sorry..." "Look at us." "Sorry, I was joking." "Can I get a ride?" "Where to?" " General direction Mars mountain." "Well, our general direction is the opposite of Mars." "Arms, guns, can you see anything on them?" "How can I see?" "They're covered... suits, helmets..." "Permission to shoot." "Calm down, this isn't "Mad Max 1"." "Finally someone takes an interest." "But it's a Nazi, remember?" "No one shoots until I say otherwise." "Cool it!" "Stop shooting immediately." "Relax, Segal, we just scared them off." "Don't scare anyone, okay?" "Scared them off, he tells me..." "Get ready to pull over." "The German's stressed out." "We'll let him out, calm him." "Let's stop at the diner, the one owned by the fake American." "Okay, we'll let him out, give him something to eat." "So are you after the Nazi too?" " Sure, the Nazi." "You too?" "No, I'm in the direction of Mount Mars." "Mount Mars?" "But you're after the Nazi?" " No, no." "I have to play at a memorial service there." "Play what?" " The trumpet." "The trumpet?" "Very interesting." "Hop in." "Trumpet..." "That trumpet, is it a Smith and Wesson?" "A Semen French." "Chet Baker used to play one like this." "And Louis?" "Louis Armstrong?" "Him too?" " Yeah, him too." "Miles Davis, Lee Morgan all the greats." " And what's your name," "So we can say what other genius played a Selmer?" "Eddie Zanzuri." "I'm Dodo." "Tell me, Eddie Zanzuri, this place, the Golan, is from the sticker "Comrades of the Golan", right?" "He means, "The people are with the Golan"." "He knows what I mean." "Did I ask you to translate?" "What did I say?" "What did I say..." "Never correct me in front of people." "Hear me?" "I wanted to ask you something else." "Tell me, what kind of place this is... that brought all of us here, with our trumpets..." "What's here?" "You mean, all of you." "He means, why couldn't they take the Nazi to Jerusalem and waste him there, at the Nazi museum." "What do you mean, waste a Nazi?" "Finish him." "Death sentence." "I just know this Nazi came from Syria." "From the other side of the road." " What did he do?" "How would I know?" "A Nazi!" "And what's really at this Mars mountain?" "Mount Mars, how can I put it..." "Many people died there, carried the State on their backs." "State on their backs?" "There was a terrible war here." "Terrible." "Yeah, with the Nazis." " What?" "With the Nazis." " The Nazis?" "What Nazis?" "Arabs!" "Arabs came down these hills, came with their tanks, headed to Tel Aviv." "But then came the guy with the State on his back." "A trumpet, he tells me..." "Look who's here," "I told you Hoffman doesn't trust us." "He sent the toughest Russian ever born, from the Federation, with his whore, and a sniper!" "Gimme the gun!" " Tiktak." "Calm down." "Don't tell me to calm down!" "This is our life here." "I heard things about this Russian." "He's the Alpha-dog of all hit men." "He'll kill us on his way to the Nazi." "Where's he going?" "See how he heard us?" "See?" "He's a Siberian Huskie." "They're just backup." " Backup he tells me." "A Russian killer elite against two check collectors..." "Where's he going?" "Look how he moves, look." "Backup, he tells me!" "What backup!" "Eddie, Eddie." "Get up." " What do you want?" "What?" "Get up, help him." "Eddie!" "the whole country is on your back." "How could you let them shoot you?" "The dogs are sure I'm dead, stupid." "Make sure Zanzuri stays with us." "We need him as a guide." "Pull over, I want to get out." "I told you to pull over." " You sure?" "Yes!" "In two days they hang the last Nazi and you're leaving?" " Yes, I have to play now." "Play later, first help a wounded man." "No, I have to play at the Wolf Memorial..." "Pull over or I'll jump." "Play here." "We'll pay you ten times more than the Wolf." "Don't you see, I'm serious." "Doesn't a wounded man mean anything to you?" "No, It doesn't." "Okay, listen," "I'll take you to your Wolf but afterwards you take us to a place we can take care of Vitali." "What if I don't agree?" "You agree, you agree." " The Pink Tank " "Now I demand an explanation." "Explanation?" "What's wrong?" " What's wrong?" "Two cheap looking pimps give me a ride." "Suddenly a car stops, and a midget with a gun sprays me." "What's wrong?" "I've been here 5 years and the weirdest thing was a frozen cow blocking the road." "Now, give me an explanation or get out of my house." "This is your house?" " Yes, anything wrong?" "Just like a 16 year-old kid who lives with his parents in Kiev." "Look, don't twist things around." "I brought you here." "And I did you a big favor." "Now, tell me what's with this Nazi, or go and find another trumpeter to suck dry." "What's that?" "It's just like this, only without that..." "Make him an offer he can't refuse." "How much?" "Snow is coming to the Golan," "It will cover the UN area until noon." "This snow confuses the animals." "How else can one explain a herd of sheep getting lost deep in a minefield." "The Pyrenees dogs that were supposed to guard this herd seemingly forgot their job and were found watching the exploding sheep with gentle eyes." "And now to another animal." "Egon Schultz, the last Nazi, is asleep now under heavy guard at a central army base." "According to reports, he dined at the American diner:" "A double cheeseburger with mozzarella and two eggs, bacon and sausages," "Two orders of fries with mayonnaise and two glasses of coke." "He certainly has an appetite." " Fucking Nazi" "Eats like a horse." "What a fuck of a place!" "Nazis stuff cheeseburgers and I'm starving to death" "Clean it good." " I'm cleaning." "And throw the dirt outside." "Outside?" "Yeah." "The land is going back to the Arabs anyway." "The bastard turned on the set." "Bental, copy?" "Segal." "I copy." "Go ahead." "Tomorrow's Shabbat, so maybe..." "I'll take the team on a picnic at the reservoir, by the base." "What about the Nazi?" "Stays with me." "Better lock him up in the base lockup and put two or three guards on him." "You crazy?" "He stays put with me, in the Brinks truck, locked like a donkey." "Segal, I tell you better put him in the lockup." "No way." "The Nazi stays with me." "Bingo!" "Nazi at the reservoir." "Are we geniuses or just lucky?" "Call Hoffman, tell him to stick his backup up his ass!" "Come on, quick, quick." "$20,000?" "Most people I know would shoot this Nazi for free." "Most people you know couldn't shoot Hitler for 2 million, even if he was here in the room, tied up." "You know what?" "Most people couldn't shoot Hitler's picture for 2 million." "How much do you get for this?" " Exactly the same." "The reward is 60 thousand, we split it 20, 20, 20." "How do I know I get the money?" "You insulting me?" "Your house is my house, your trumpet on my blood, my gun is your gun," "Like in that war, Zanzuri." "The whole country's on our backs." "We barely have a day to kidnap the Nazi." "How much do you make for playing at the Wolf?" "200 shekels." "How much is that in dollars?" "50 dollars." "I'll give you 5,000 dollars up front." "If you screw up with the Nazi, never mind." "Worst case, you made 5,000." "No trumpeter makes that much not even Chet Baker." "Chet is dead." "And even if you give me 10,000," "I won't miss my gig at Mount Mars." "Yeah, 5 years and never missed a gig." "What's this?" " Weren't you in the army?" "No, I'm allergic to gunpowder." "Dodo will take care of your allergy." "Yes." "Vitali, can you hear me?" "What's going on?" "Everything's normal." "Look, they're taking the Nazi to some reservoir near a volcano." "Don't worry, Hoffman." "Your fantasy is on my back." "Do you know a reservoir near a volcano?" "There's only one." "Now PW" "Due to the extradition of the last Nazi, a weekend special "World War 2" songs" "You play." "I want to dance." "Straight, firm..." "You can do it." "At the bottles." "You can do it." "Again." "Good!" "Now you're not allergic to gunpowder." "Yeah!" "Not anymore." "You guys remind me of Bonnie and Clyde?" "Why?" "The idea... that you go out to hunt down a Nazi, a thief, a killer..." "Make money until the next hunt." "You make me laugh." "Bonnie and Clyde had love." "That was their gunpowder." "What's your gunpowder?" " None of your business." "Your only business is to take us to the Nazi." "And you give me 20,000 dollars." " Yes." "20, 20, 20." "A third each." "And you take me to the memorial at the top of the mountain" "Yes." "You've been here five years... and haven't been to the top yet?" "My brother has been missing at that mountain." "Missing?" "In action." "Missing dead." " And you never climbed the top?" "None of your business, Dodo." "Okay." "Eddie." "This button, here... you press it when you find the Nazi." "It'll be okay, Eddie?" "It'll be okay." " Eddie?" "Back to the stormy weather report ." "Heavy snow has reached us from central Europe via Syria." "The snow is covering area B under UN control." "As well as Mounts Mars, and Hermon in the American zone." "Areas A and B under Israeli control, are still clear." "Last Nazi Egon Schultz woke up this morning..." "To one of his last days alive." "Tomorrow Schultz will be transferred to Jerusalem, for his trial." "Drive carefully, the visibility is zero." "Stop it, Perach." "You're driving us crazy." "Look at us." "Don't worry, we'll be out of it soon." "How?" "What are you talking about?" " We'll be out of the snow soon." "I don't believe it." "Stop!" "Stop!" "it's that guy, Eddie-the-Trumpet. 124 memorials, a gig every three days." " Drive up to him, quick." "You crazy?" "Forget him now." " Stop, stop, stop." "You're a trumpeter only until the Nazi arrives, huh?" "You're a trumpeter only until the Nazi arrives." "And then even a trumpet shoots." "I'm going out" "Why?" " To ask him if Russian is alive." "Are you crazy?" " Leave me alone." "This is a trumpet and that's a ﬂute, huh?" "You're a big fish here, right?" " Excuse me?" "I mean, the way you swim all over the fucking Golan." "If every rock was a drop of water, I'd be biggest wale here." "Are you independent?" " Sub-contractor." "What's that?" "For the Russians." "What about the Russian?" " What about him?" "What?" "What?" "He's fine, fine." "Just a scratch on the leg." "Tell him the gun discharged, I was in a panic." "Tell me, how much are the Russians paying you?" "Sub judice." "What's that?" " Sub judice." "Top secret" " Sub judice, tovarich... vodka Stolichnaya, kurva..." "Fucking Russians bought you with a few words?" "I'll give you 100,000 without teaching you a word in Iraqi." "100,000 what?" "100,000 dollars." "Just take us to the Nazi, be our tracker, get us out of this fucking snow." "100,000 dollars?" "What's the reward on the Nazi's head?" "300,000. -2 million." "How much?" "300,000 dollars." "300,000 dollars." "I give you 100, I get 100 and Tiktak gets 100." "Normally I'm not so generous but this place stinks." "My partner can't even find a cheeseburger." "Yeah." "Nazis get stuffed with cheeseburgers and I'm starving." "The reward is 300,000?" "Why would I lie to you?" " Why would he lie to you?" "300,000." "The bitch." "It's goddam freezing out here." "So what do you say?" "100,000 on 3 conditions:" "One." "I quit decently from those who gave me the job." "Quit the fire-fighters' band?" "Think they'd give you a resignation?" "Think they are my Nazi hunters?" " Okay, forget it." "Two." "I won't be late for my memorial service on Sunday." "The reward for the Nazi ends Sunday." "Three." "I shoot only Nazis." "Listen, listen." "You don't shoot anyone." "Not even the Nazi?" " No, you don't touch the Nazi." "No one touches the Nazi!" "Even if because of him you never got any pocket money." "Pocket money?" " Yeah, your grandma's money if she were, say, from Saloniki?" "Or maybe she was from Vienna." "Or she was from France, from Darcy." "If she was on those shipments, so no pocket money for you." "Forget it, I'm Iraqi." "Iraqi?" "Even better." "Sure, my house is your house, my trumpet on your blood." "You cheated me on the money, right?" "No, no, I quit." "I quit, you hear me?" "I have my limits..." "You'll get the money." "You'll get the money too, yes..." "No, it's too late." "I quit!" "You quit." "Ballsy." " Yeah, what does she take me for?" "Even better." "Say, they don't know about..." " About what?" "About the reservoir." " Sure they know." "What?" "See, Hoffman's passing on information to them." "Hoffman?" "Never!" "Hoffman would never do that." "No?" "Hoffman knows the Russians don't know between..." "Stalingrad battle and a Vodka cocktail." "And that's where your niche comes in." "Yes, my Holocaust niche." " Yeah." "Calm down, they won't know how to get there." "And what about them?" "huh?" "They been following us." "I'll discharge on them." "I'll discharge on them, like I did with the Russian!" "Calm down, why discharge on them?" "Do you know them?" " I don't know them." "Let him discharge on them." "I'll discharge on them!" " Go on!" "Delivery stations, Segal here." "We are about to deploy at the reservoir." "Please follow all procedures." "The Nazi's Brinks truck, closed, facing the water." "Other units facing out." "45 minute break." "Call Hoffman." "I'm not calling Hoffman." "He's a snitch." "Call Hoffman." " No, he's talking to them." "Look, there's no way an old German could eat all this, even if he is a Nazi." " I ordered the same as he did." "Precisely the same meal." "And ice cream." " What ice cream?" "You think he had ice cream after all this?" "I never said that." "You didn't?" " No." "The radio did." "Know what that means?" "It means the owner is lying... or you are." " You're out of your mind." "You think you are my doctor?" "My psychiatrist?" "You drink too much." "If you don't believe me, ask the owner." "I will ask him." " Go ahead." "I'll ask him." " Ask him, go on." "Chet Baker is signaling with his radio." "The dogs are out." " No!" "Let them take him and we'll grab him later." "Shitty idea." "They're dogs." "Without our help they'll never get the Nazi." "They're dogs." "I don't trust them." " You don't trust anyone." "Right, but you don't lack anything." "You're a big hero." "Shooting people through a telescope." "Once you used to like it." "So much so that you decided to make a career of it, instead of giving me a baby." "You know I couldn't give you a baby." "Tell me, Tiktak," "You really think this stupid plan will work?" "Think they'll hand us the Nazi just like that?" "Where's Perach?" " Ever hear about Pyrenee dogs?" "Cowards, yes." " Not cowards." "Big, white, kind of beautiful." "From the moment they're born... they're put together with the sheep." "First in a cage with a little lamb, then right into the herd." "What's it got to do with me?" "These dogs don't even know they're dogs, they develop the personality of a sheep." "Until one day a wolf comes along to attack the herd, and then the inner Pyrenee pops out of the sheep's clothing... and like a lion he defends his sisters, the sheep." "Get it?" "It's a parable?" "I'm the sheep?" "No, you're the Pyrenee." "Sheep, he tells me!" "You were born here, a sheep a trumpeter, but inside you're really a Pyrenee." "And you're going to hunt the Nazi wolf." "Eddie, No one will get hurt." " You think?" "Sure!" "we have a guy down there," "Who?" " Better for you not to know." "But it was so easy to buy him." "It seems the state is hopeless." "So you're doing here real justice." "What do I need all this money..." "Forget the money, think about the shipments:" "Saloniki..." "February '44. 44,000 people..." " Okay, okay..." "I'll go down." " Go, go." "Stop!" "Drop what you're carrying!" "It's just my trumpet." " Stop or I'll shoot." "Open the case." "Slowly, slowly." "Slowly." "Take it out." "Throw it on the ground." " What?" "Throw it on the ground." " No way!" "Kill me and I won't throw it." "It's a Selmer, Chet Baker played one like it." "Don't you see?" "It's the fucked up memorial guy." "Come here." "Let's go see Segal." "Come over here." "Who's Segal?" "Sit, sit, clown." "I could smell your meat for miles." "Where did you come from?" "I gave one, at The Fox." "At The Fox?" "A memorial." "So you're the fucking memorial trumpeter?" "Why "fucking"?" " No offense." "Even Chet Baker, if he played for 5 years at Vietnam memorials, he'd get screwed up, too." "Okay, listen." "I play a tune..." "That makes most women get laid right away." "That means you're even more screwed up." "Here, you fan some." "Fan." " Can I have one?" "No way, they're counted." "Don't stop." " I won't." "Segal!" "Why are you giving him our food?" "!" "He's a Nazi, a Nazi." "I'd rather drown him in this freezing water." "He's a Nazi, a Nazi." "Okay, let's do it." "Purify, he tells me..." "Look Tiktak!" "They're going to kill the Nazi." "The water is minus 20." "So talk to them already." "Delivery stations, I want to talk to the guy in charge." "Hello, Delivery stations." "I shoot now?" " No, wait, wait." "Segal, I tell you, he won't get out of the water alive!" "Delivery station, Delivery station." "I want to talk to the guy in charge." "Who wants the commander?" "German shepherd." " This is German shepherd." "All of you are in the sights of a riﬂe." "Now Give the Nazi to the guy with the trumpet." "Tell them to go up the ramp, slowly." "Follow instructions and no one will get hurt." "Segal, we have a psycho, a German shepherd." "What shepherd?" " German." "Germans give me heartburn." "I'm shooting now, right now!" "Look what's going on here..." "Up, up the hill." "What's that?" "The trumpet is in panic!" "I'm going for the Nazi." "Perach!" "don't leave me here!" "Don't go, don't leave me here all alone." "Perach..." "Perach." "Eddie..." "Come help me get him out of here." "Well, according to most recent reports, and we repeat that these are unofficial reports," "There are 6 casualties from the kidnapping of the last Nazi," "All of them police officers." "Because of the open-border policy the kidnappers might get away as far a Europe." "Police reports claim there is a clear lead of investigation following the identification of one kidnapper..." "That's me." "They identified the fucking trumpet." "No one identified you." " No one identified me." "No one identified me, huh?" "Don't answer, it's Hoffman." "You think they're moron, huh?" "The security officer..." "he recognized me." "Even if he did, the Russian killed him." "The Russian killed him." "Shut up, both of you." "Perach, it's Hoffman, Do you understand what this means?" "This means we have to go all the way." "Where are you?" "Don't tell him anything!" "Tell him his Russian backup, he's the one that killed everyone." "Anyway, keep me informed." "What about the "souvenir"?" "The Nazi's fine, I can't talk now." "I'll call you before we get to Mount Mars." "Pull over here." "I'll shoot him right now." "What the matter with you?" "!" "No one saw the Russians." "They think we did it." "Calm down, think about all the dogs you're going to buy with the money." "Eddie, where to?" " Mount Mars." "No, we need to hide." "So take a sharp right." "Where to?" "It's an emergency bunker." "A bunker?" "With soldiers?" " Shush." "It's a bunker for wartime." "Now it's empty." "The Russian might come there." " The Russian?" "Didn't you see?" "He did Chechniya to them." "He thinks it was us, too." "Perach... the Russian is looking for us." "You know every inch here." "I used to play not far from here." "Play?" "The one song you know?" "If you insist, so yes, I played my one song." "I'll make us something to eat, canned meatloaf, grapefruit segments." "I say, don't make the Nazi any food." "Perach, he is a Nazi!" "Since he joined us all I want is to kill people." "Calm down." " Look at him..." "Calm down, I'll ask him about your Schutzhund test." "He's German, he knows about German dogs." "What does he know...?" " Calm down." "What do you say, Eddie?" "I say we wait until sunrise, get onto my road, it's a safe road." "Did you ever go on that road?" " Not up to the top." "What does he know, Plays at memorials for two cents." "I really don't know anything." "I'll just sit down and clean my trumpet, like every Friday." "For you it's a perfectly normal Friday." "Every Friday you clean your trumpet and prepare meatloaf for Nazis." "Yeah, perfectly normal..." " Perfectly normal..." "Forget that, Perach." "Ask him why Gunther can't pass the Schutzhund test." "What's that?" "Hey, cool it." "Give it here, give." "He's an old man, don't hit him." " A Nazi!" "Here, calm down." "Eat." "What did he tell him about the Volkswagen?" "Something about his brother." "What brother, ask him about the Schutzhund." "Ask him why Gunther couldn't pass his Schutzhund test." "Are you and your brother still close?" "Yes." "What did he say?" "He knows about dogs." " Ask him about Gunther..." "A Schnauzer." "The tester, he failed him." "Failed him for nothing." " I'll tell him." "The first station he passes fine..." "Together, tell him." "Together." "Disqualified, right, right." "Tell him it's the third station." "The doll's house." "Yeah, with an ugly face." "Till the master tells him to let go." "He just bites lower, that's all." "What leg?" "He bites here, here." "What did I say?" "In the ear?" "The arm's here and he bites lower." "Here." "Tell him if he says that again, I'll kill him." "He says you have to put Gunther..." " I got it, I got it." "Let's finish him now." "If that's the way he loves dogs." "Just Imagine what he thinks about humans." "Come on, Perach, the guy owns a sausage-dog." "Like an old lady's lizard?" " Yeah." "Gimme the cellphone." "What happened, Tiktak?" " I want to call Hoffman." "How long to get to the mountain?" " Two hours." "Give it to me, Perach." "Let him come get him so we can go home." "Okay?" "Go call him." "Promise me we go home, Perach?" " Go, go call." "Hoffman, Hoffman..." "It's not Perach, it's Tiktak." "In two hours on the mountain..." "I said, in two hours on the mountain..." "Yes, yes, he's okay." "He's with us." "How did you find me?" " Leave him alone, we'll need him." "How did you find me?" " The cellphone." "I never called you." "Yes you did, but you'd never know." "Good morning..." "Herr Schultz." "An update:" "We still have no new information concerning the kidnapping of the last Nazi." "One can only suppose that in the last 12 hours the kidnappers got away even as far as Istanbul." "Anyway all the roads are open." "There might be roadblocks." "But everything is open." "The Syrian ski-resorts are filling up again." "This report is probably the last concerning the last Nazi as we return to bob-sleds, dogs, Polar-Bears and thinning the wolves population." "Call him, tell him we'll arrive in an hour." "No, we'll be there when I say so, let him wait." "Anyway, I'm hungry." "I've been waiting here for hours..." "What's happening?" "Don't tell me again..." "Where are you?" "So get here." "We're freezing out here, really..." "Daddy, come here." " I'm telling you, I won't wait," "I won't wait." "Come on..." "What's up, honey?" "I'm really, really cold." "Look how lovely the snow is..." "In San Moritz it was prettier..." "When will the Nazi be here?" "Soon." "How long to get up your road?" "3 hours." "Why did you tell him an hour?" " He wouldn't wait." "Oskar Schindler wasn't brave." " So what was he?" "A businessman, sonofabitch, an egoist." "Making money off the Jews." "Now listen to me." "You're doing now the same thing, making money off the Jews, because if the Jews didn't exist there wouldn't be any Nazis and without Nazis there would be no last Nazi, and with no last Nazi, there'd be no reward." "Don't yell at me!" "So we all make money because of what the Nazis did." "Now calm down." "Don't yell at me." " Who's yelling?" " Minefield " "Vitali, stop!" "Trumpet, come get us out of here." "Tell me how much money you want." "I don't want money." "Just the Nazi." "Dodo, go get help!" "Who can I get now?" "Get me out first." "Not a word from you now." "What about you?" "Are you coming with us?" "Yes." "Will you tell me what he's really worth?" "2 million dollars." "What's his name?" " Hoffman." "Vitali, can you hear me?" "It's not Vitali, it's Eddie." "So you're the native Trumpet-man." "You probably know the shortest way to Mount Mars." "Where's Vitaly?" " Listen, that's not important." "We'll be there in an hour, get the money ready." "Listen, my daughter is really sick." "It's incredibly cold here." "Just hurry as much as you can." "Okay?" " Okay, we're on our way." "Why did you take me along?" "I didn't take you, you took me." "Honey, where to?" "To get a mustache for the snowman." "Be careful, there is water under the snow." " Okay, okay..." "What are you doing?" " What?" "Watch the Nazi." "I go to swoop cars" "Oh yeah?" "Call Hoffman." "Liori, are you okay, honey?" "Don't worry, we're going home." "It's all over." "Eddie!" "Eddie!" "Dodo..." "Dodo, what happened?" "He won't answer his cellphone." " Who, Hoffman?" "He's gone." "There's snow on the mountain, there's no reception." "Calm down, it's okay..." "Say... where's the Nazi?" " In the car." "Alone?" "Don't worry, he'll never leave you." "There's no one here." "What do we do?" "Dodo, what do we do with him?" " I don't care." "You don't care..." " No, I don't care." "If there is no money, let him go home, to Syria, it's right here." "Okay, give me the gun." " Nein." "No, no." "Give me the gun." "Come on." "Give me the gun." " No." "Give me the gun." " You're sure?" "Yes." "Someone has to put an end to it."