"'A DDR Release..'" "'Greetings!" "I'm Ababa alias Gajanan.'" "'This is my hometown, Wai.'" "'It is located off Mumbai-Pune express' 'on the way to Mahabaleshwar.'" "'Quite many film shoots take place here.'" "'The incredible thing about Wai is that it can seem like any place.'" "'One can say it is Uttar Pradesh or Punjab or Kerala.'" "'Once they also tried to depict it as Switzerland.'" "'But they couldn't make it snow.'" "'This is my favourite place in Wai.'" "'Collect the offerings here.'" "So Ababa, when will you distribute sweets?" "Take this." " Not as offertory." "I mean, sweets to celebrate your wedding." "I'll take your leave." "You should always make a vow to visit the temple again." "Sure." " Okay, see you." "'The whole town of Wait needs answers to two questions.'" "'When would we have all day water supply' 'and when will I marry.'" "'Goof ups are an integral part of my life.'" "'For example, when I deck up nicely and it gets stained.'" "'The tap runs out of water when I want to take a shower.'" "'If I like a girl' 'she turns out to be married with a kid.'" "'Never mind." "This is my college.'" "'Me and Baban enrolled here together.'" "'But today he holds more importance than me.'" "Baban, eat this." "Why is he not eating?" "'I've a history with this place.'" "'I mean, I teach the subject 'History' here' 'but no one is interested in learning it.'" "'No one would even attend my class.'" "'People hardly seem to notice me.'" "'But I don't care." "I lash out in retaliation.'" "Mr. Kulkarni, are you done?" "Y-Yes." "'I'm 33 years old now.'" "'I was young once too.'" "'I had tried to be a ladies' man too.'" "'I tried wearing stylish clothes.'" "'I rode motorbikes.'" "'I sprayed on deodorant as well.'" "'Then I realised, those clothes only looked good on mannequins.'" "'And riding bikes couldn't highlight my cool quotient.'" "'And deodorants attract girls only in commercials.'" "'In short, how much ever you fantasize' 'some things are just not meant for you.'" "Ladies and gentlemen.." "This is Mr. Gajanan Kulkarni." "He is 26 years old." "He is not even that old." "He is here with his mother." "He earns Rs. 12,000 per month and his job is temporary." "He doesn't own a four wheeler." "Is anyone interested?" "No one?" "Mr. Kulkarni, you may step down." " 'According to Ms. Baby' 'my name is old school.'" " Next!" "'I had no choice." "During my naming ceremony' 'the names suggested were Lambodar, Vakratund and Shoopakarna.'" "'But by God's grace my aunt from Pune chose this name' 'and I was named Gajanan.'" "He is Mr. Gajanan Kulkarni." "Age, 31 years old." "Salary, Rs. 20,000." "Temporary job.." "I'll step down." " And.." "'Our life is like a kite.'" " Come on." "'During childhood, our expectations reach high in the sky.'" "'But as we grow up, when we realise that we're past a certain age' 'our life settles down at a certain level.'" "'The same happened to me.'" "'I've always been lonely' 'in this town of Wai.'" "Sir.." "Sir, did you ask for me?" "Mr. Kulkarni, please come in." "Have a seat." " Thank you, sir." "Sir, congratulations!" "You won an award for your play." " Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Mr. Kulkarni, this is for you." "Is this an extra one?" " No!" "No!" "No!" "You have earned this." "Sir, is it my send-off today?" "In a way, you can call this your send-off." "Mr. Kulkarni, I know where you would be travelling to." "Finally, Machu Picchu." " What!" "Mr. Kulkarni, you have to move to Pune for six months." "Sir, I agree that you do not like the way I teach." "I'm okay if you sack me, but Pune.." "Are you scared?" "Then you must go." "Mr. Kulkarni.." "I've been a part of plays since 30 years in Wai." "I've acted for some films too." "You must have seen those." " Y-Yes!" "You are a good actor indeed." "People say, I should have tried my luck in cities back then." "I would have rocked the theatres." "But before taking a step forward I chickened out." "I trembled before plunging." "Today I feel, I should have grabbed the opportunity." "One fine day, in the Pune college campus two professors bumped into each other." "The chalks in their hands fell off." "While picking those up they fell in love and got married." "Both of them quit their jobs." "Their positions were vacated." "Arose a question of who would take over?" "I suggested your name." "Everyone got stunned." "The verdict is out." "This Friday, you will have to march." "Mr. Kulkarni, this is a rare opportunity." "Go and grab it." "Take the plunge!" ""A child misses its mother.."" ""A child misses its mother"" ""and looks on confused"" ""like a fish out of water."" "'Staying all alone in Pune!" "'" ""A child.." - 'I feel like I'm appearing the 10th grade exam.'" "'I had to accept this offer with a heavy heart.'" "'One good thing is, my aunt stays in Pune.'" "'Also, my childhood friend moved to the city 20 years ago.'" "'Your smile is really cute." " Yours too.'" "'Sayali.' - "This longing.."" "'This is the real test' 'and I'll be all on my own.'" ""O' Lord Krishna, You are the dearest entertainer."" ""O' Lord Krishna, You are the dearest entertainer."" ""O' Lord Krishna, You are the dearest entertainer."" ""You are the dearest entertainer."" ""As a newlywed bride enters her in-laws' home.."" ""As a newlywed bride enters her in-laws' home"" ""she never looks back."" ""Even my plight is the same."" ""When will I get to behold You, Lord Krishna."" ""O' Lord Krishna, You are the dearest entertainer."" ""O' Lord Krishna, You are the dearest entertainer."" ""My distant mind.."" ""My distant mind is like the deep river."" ""My distant mind is like the deep river."" ""It hides in its depths and smiles upon itself."" ""It plays naughtily and runs far."" ""Go to a new land."" ""Go to a new land."" ""This sky seems to smile."" ""The banks of the river seem to frown."" ""Empty people, empty bonds."" ""All the directions seem to washed away."" "Sir, please sit at the centre." "The rickshaw is tilting." "Is this fine?" " Okay." "'This was the first sentence that I got to hear in Pune.'" "'Sir, please sit at the centre." "The rickshaw is tilting.'" "'I don't think I'll stay in Pune more than eight days.'" ""O' Lord Krishna, You are the dearest entertainer."" "Aunt!" " Yes." "Hey, Gajanan!" "How are you?" " I'm good." "You have grown up." "Bless me." " Live long and prosper." "Hey!" " Hey, this is Aarti!" " Oh!" "Sorry." "You two catch up." "I'll get some water." "Hello, Aarti!" " Hi!" "How are you?" " I'm good!" "Okay." " How long is your stay?" "Aarti, show him to your brother's room!" "Thank you." "So, Ababa.." " Yes." "Are you ready?" " Yes." "Today is your first day at the college, right?" "But how are you planning to travel?" "How do I travel?" "Aarti, drop him to the college." "I'm already running late." "Drop him!" "You should ride a little slower." "You ride so fast!" "There's so much of traffic around." "What?" " Nothing." "And the brakes are loose, so, ride it slowly." "Brother, from tomorrow please use mom's scooter." "Because I need mine." " Sorry." "Okay, bye." "Hey!" "Can't you see?" " Hold on.." " Hey!" "Where do you want to go?" "I-I'm Mr. Kulkarni, from Wai." " What?" "I'm the History teacher." "Where is the collage?" " It's to your right." "I'm new to this place." " Okay, go on." "Hey!" "Watch your step!" " Sorry." ""One, two, three, four.."" ""Come on!"" ""One, two, three, four.." "Come on."" "I'll miss you." "I love you." " Where should we go?" " KFC." "KFC is best." " McDonalds?" " Are you sure we'll skip class?" "Yes, History is so darn boring." "Who's our new History professor?" " Some Gajanan Kulkarni." "Gajanan?" "Did you meet him?" " He was such an antique piece." "Chunky, how are you?" "Pakya, your dad's here!" "I'm Mr. Kulkarni, from Wai." " Hey, man!" "H-History.." "Let me take a selfie." "Look at this.." " I'm telling you.." "Who's dad is he?" " Who is standing in our class?" "Excuse me.." "Today is the date." "I'm Professor Kulkarni, from Wai." "The Principal asked me to come here and conduct History lectures." "So, let's start with some History." "We've to sit through this!" "It's so boring." "Come on!" " Let's pretend to pay attention." "Which chapter have you reached?" "We don't know." "Decide it for yourself." "Nice!" "I liked it." "I was exactly like this when I was your age." "Oh, really?" "'Social reformers of Maharashtra' was the topic, sir." " Yes." "'Social reformers of Maharashtra.'" "What is this?" " Oh, God!" "He'll teach everything to the board." "Dropped it!" "What is he doing?" " Today we are going to learn.." "What?" " Hey!" " ...about Jagannath Shankar Seth." "I'll treat you." " He was known as the sculptor of modern Mumbai." "Hold on.." " Look at him." " He has aced languages like" "English, Hindi and Sanskrit." " Why did he take a photo?" "I own an estate.." " You might know that a teacher's award is named after him." " Look.." " What?" "No!" " We don't know." " Whatever.." "He was also addressed as Nana.." "Your phone.." " Hello!" "No, I'm attending a lecture." "Okay, great!" "Yes, on my way." "Okay." "Sir, I've got dance rehearsals." "It was my choreographer." "May I leave?" "We should leave too.." " Yes, I'm coming." "Okay, yes." " Battees, call me too." "She left!" " You may go if you wish." "The facts that I'm telling you can't be found in any text books." "Make a note of it." " Hello!" "Yes, Battees." "Where?" "I'll be there in five munities." "Come on, turn to page number 23." "Jagannath Shankar Seth." "Wake him up." "This lecture has come to an end." "'What a joke?" "'" "'What will he teach us?" "'" "'Joker!" "'" "Hey!" "What's wrong?" "Peon, are you done cleaning?" "Peon?" "Who is the peon?" "What were you doing here?" "Research." "Aren't you the peon?" "Do you know him?" " No." "I don't know anyone this old." "What's going on here?" "Okay, listen.." " Both of you, let's go to principal's office." "Do you know what this is?" "This is a toilet." "Hey, read the sign." "This is the ladies' toilet." "Ma'am, sorry." "It was my mistake." " It's okay." "Next time, be careful, okay?" " Yes." "What?" " Okay!" "Let's go, Sweetie." "Buy, fool!" "Doesn't he look like a fool?" "'Shamsundar Parijatak.'" "Yes, Aunt." "I'm in the ladies' toilet." "Nothing." "W-What is it?" "Where?" "To meet whom?" "Hi!" "I'm Mona Mahabaleshwarkar." "Greetings!" " I got your reference from Ms. Baby's matrimony office." "Okay." "I'm Gajanan Kulkarni, from Wai." "So, tell me your hobbies." "Gents first." " What?" "Oh!" "Okay." "Reading, writing and listening to many songs." "Singing too!" "I mean, bathroom singing!" "Ali, pay attention once more.." "Yours?" " I don't have hobbies." "I have passions." "Horse riding, river rafting, bungee jumping and kayaking." "I have my own adventure sports company too." "Company?" "Mona's Plans Private Limited." "Mona's plans!" "'Smoking/Tobacco kills.'" "'Mona darling!" "'" "'Where is the gold according to the plan?" "'" "Ma'am, I phase out at times.." "Ma'am, it's my problem." "Ma'am.." "Ma'am.." ""You are my everything."" " Here, your 'Chutney Sandwich'." "Hey, we have to order ice cream." "Here's your 'Idli and Chutney'." "I'm okay if you pay." " You see.." "My friend is a waiter here." "He has hurt his leg." "He has been serving us since four years." "So, I offered to help him today." "Enjoy!" "We'll pitch in." " It's your treat." "That's final." "In our canteen we do.." " Guys!" "Your sandwich." " Yes." "Thank you." "Get four SVDP." " Tell him, he'll get it." "Pal, are you done with your research?" "Detailed one!" " Really!" "32 percent taps are leaky in our college." "820 liters of water are wasted daily. - 820!" "How much?" " 820?" "It's a havoc in ladies' toilet." " Is it?" "Girls are wasting water without control." "What?" " Hope you two weren't doing something else." "Why would he make up stories?" "What do you mean?" "Check for yourself." "Go on." " Yes." " Go ahead." " Check it." "Do it." " Go on.." " Check it." " Yes." "What is this?" " Pal, when we were inside we were almost caught." " What?" "Some fool was standing right there." "Fool?" " Yes." "He looked exactly like him." "True." "He looks decent." "He can't be the same." "Never mind.." "It was him." "What happened next?" "No, he is a decent boy." "Okay." "No.." "That's true." "Alas, we couldn't finalise it." "Okay.." "Okay, I'll hang up." "Okay!" "Hang up now!" "Strange people." "Why are you upset?" "She wasn't worth you." "Her father is a raging alcoholic." "I'll look for a girl in a month and get you married." "Where did you get lost?" "He called you names in front of your friends!" "Buy tranquilizers from the market." "What now?" "Tranquiliser." "Add two spoonfuls into some 'Sheera' and place two cups in two corners of the house." "By morning, either your dad, or that rat would be lying fainted." "How dare he insult you!" "I'll hang up!" "Come on, pass it to her!" "Pass it to her." "Aarti, pass it to her." "Come on." "Good!" "Score a basket!" "Nice basket!" "It was a beautiful score!" "Huddle please!" "Huddle!" "Come on!" "I'm telling you this as a friend, and not as your coach." "Remember three things." "Choose, challenge and change." "Did you get it?" "With these three words, we can win the championship." "Okay?" "Come on!" ""Party, party.."" "Hey, Preeti!" "You're looking beautiful!" "Really?" " Yes." "I don't lie, you know that." "Let's take a Coolfie." "I'm rocking." " I realised that." "That's my twitter handle." "If you want to follow, do it there." "Not here, you fool." "I have your ID card." "Fine." "What day is it today?" "Tuesday." " Then, get it here." "There's a special offer on movie tickets on Tuesdays." "I'll return it tomorrow." " I'm Gajanan Kulkarni." "So what?" " I'm your professor." " So?" "From Wai." "Oh!" "So, you are Professor." "Gajanan." " Yes." "I had heard about you." "That some idiot has come to teach us from some remote town." "Finally, I met you." "Look, Mr. Shamsundar.." " It's Parijatak." "Yes." " Call me 'Battees'." "What?" " Everyone around here call me by that name.. 'Battees'." "See you." " Shut up!" "I'm your professor, you are just a student." "So what?" " What makes you so arrogant?" "It comes from within." " Exactly!" "You know no courtesy!" "Ladies'.." "You go into the ladies' toilet." "You skip lectures and loiter around in hotels." "You ask girls to tickle your knees." "Hey, come with me.." " Then, you laugh aloud." "What happens when they tickle your knee?" "Tell me!" "What happened.." " Quiet!" "Sir, are you scolding me or are you just curious?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir.." "Let's take a Coolfie." " What?" "Selfie." "Come on." "What's that?" "Pout, please." " What?" "Push your lips forward." "'Coolfie', short for 'cool selfie'." "'Battees.." "The first person to wink at me' 'in the 33 years of my life.'" "No!" "No!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "What exactly is this?" "Misconception." " Misconception!" "Yes." " Misconception?" "Yes." "Sir, in this world there are many misconceptions." "We had a misconception during our childhood that if we swallow a seed, a tree would grow out of our navel." "That 'DD1' is our channel and 'DD2' is Pakistan's channel." "That Madhavrao's ghost still haunts Shaniwardwada palace." "It was Narayanrao." "Correct!" "Misconception are just like these." "Even this is one such misconception that if one feels ticklish when tickled on their knees that person is a virgin." "Really?" " Yes." "But I'm not a virgin." "What?" "Then?" " I'm a Capricorn." "Congratulations!" "You have won a travelling voucher to Wai." "You should leave today." "Sorry." "I anticipated something else." "Have you participated in something?" "What nonsense do you talk?" "Sir, talk to me with respect." "I'm not saying anything rubbish." "I have six girlfriends." "Two in school, one in tuitions, one at a petrol pump one, online and one from a wrong number." "I'm on a break right now." "I'm writing a book on this." "How to woo these many girls?" "This is the title of the book." "Sir, in any corner of the world you need three skills to woo girls." "Talent, attitude and looks." "Oh!" "What about you?" "Innocence." "Yes." " Yes." "Let's go." " Okay." "Let's go." "What about the bill?" " I get credit here." "Sunny, note it down!" " Okay!" "Hey, Battees!" " Yes?" "Do you know the hotel's owner?" " Yes, since a long time." "Okay, now you talk about history." "What?" " By this time, one could've narrated the world history." "Tell me about yourself at least." "Ullas, what is my ATM PIN?" "3232." "That's not true." "Now tell me." "What should I tell you?" "You might have gone to school at one point." "In Wai." " Boys school?" "Our education system discriminates so much." "You were helpless.." "Never mind." "Let's go." "You would have at least had a friend, girlfriend who shared your lunch box, played with you and played 'Doctor' with." "Do you have any such stories?" "'Doctor'?" "Hold on!" "I got it." "There was one." " Good." "My parents made her declare me as her brother." "And you gladly agreed, I guess." "What after that?" "You must have turned 25 years old." " I turned 25 years old." "Okay." " Then parents wanted me to pursue education." "Okay." " Then I acquired my bachelor's and master's degrees." "I scored the highest." "Then, I got a job.." "Even that was temporary." "Then I thought, I should grow a little more." "We should have some maturity, shouldn't we?" "Sir, only fixed deposits mature as the years pass." "Which era are you living in?" "This is how I am." "Aren't you married yet?" "No." " What about kids?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir.." "Hey, oldie!" "'Why do insults hit you in slow motion always?" "'" "'One can address a man in his thirties' 'as 'criminal' or a 'pervert' and that's okay.'" "'But address them as 'oldie'!" "No!" "This is the fault of this age.'" "'One hates being called a 'lad' and 'oldie' too!" "'" "Will you be my friend?" "Why?" "To tolerate your foolishness?" "I tolerate you too." " I don't act foolish." "Then act like one." "Sir, if you do become a girl's life partner she will be doomed forever." "A husband whose cheeks are so chubby.." "I'm you professor." "You are merely my student." "Remember that, please." "What is this?" " Take out Rs. 1000." "What for?" " You see, I offer a particular course." "Rs. 1000 are registration fees." "With 100 percent cash back." "Syllabus is as I decide." "Study whenever you want." "No exams whatsoever." "Placement guaranteed, 100 percent!" "Are you ready?" "What are you saying?" "Sir, I've conveyed my apology inwardly already." "I've identified your problem." "You're a wimp." "You should be made a YZ." " What is that?" "Don't you know what YZ is?" " No." "You don't know what is YZ!" " Must be some profane word." "No." "It must be related to sex." " Sir, I will walk away from here." "It must be something stupid." "Sir, YZ is a form of art." "It is a riot, full of fun and most importantly, YZ is an attitude." "What?" " An attitude." "Attitude." " Here, note down my number." "Hold on." "98.." " 98.." "32.." " 32.." "32.." " 32.." "32.." " Okay." "Once again 32." " Hold on, let me repeat." "9832323232." "Try giving me a call." "Sir, I promise to make you a YZ." "Or else, I'll quit using 4G connection for a year." "Are you in here?" "Oops!" "Sorry." "I thought Aarti was in here." "I'll wait for her outside." "You may carry on." "By the way.." "Hi!" "I'm Antra." "I'm Gajanan." "Wai.." "Teacher.." "Aarti.." " Are you her uncle?" "Brother.." "Oh, okay." "See you, sir." "Hey!" "Sorry.." "Oh, my God!" "Look at her." "She is so hot." "I know." "Thanks." " Yes." "What does he work as?" " He is a professor." "Can make out." "Is he married?" "Do you really think so?" "He is just a year older than my brother." "Hold on." "Is he not 40 years old?" "He is 33." "What!" "By the way, it was my brother's six month anniversary last night." "He took his wife to the Golden Bridge and gifted her a diamond." " Wow!" "This guy looks like one sad, boring guy." "Isn't it?" " Absolutely correct." "But what is his problem?" "Must be something sexual." "Might be." "Poor bloke." "Sir, come on, say something." "Will you speak up, or do I leave?" " Wait, I'll tell you." "My problem is 'that'." "Tell me who it is, let's go whack him up." "It's not what you are thinking." "I mean.." "'That' isn't a real person." "Imaginary friend?" "I.." "I have to lose that." "You're too slow, sir!" "Say it out quick!" "Hey!" "That wasn't for you." "You carry on." "Virginity." " What?" "Virginity." " Speak louder!" "I can't hear you!" "Virginity!" "Hey!" "Excuse me." "Sorry, ma'am." "Which class is this?" "Yes, I'll tell you." "It's Physics, Accountancy and boring History." "Actually I'm looking for French classes." " Okay." "Are you Sengupta?" " How do you know?" "Aren't you Ketki's friend?" " Yes." "I'm Battees." " I'm Samaira." "Do you where is the class?" " Go straight and turn left." "Okay, thank you so much." " It's okay." "Take care, see you soon." " Yes." "Bye!" "Sorry, I embarrassed you." " No." "She is Samaira Sen, lives nearby in the Ocean building, flat B401." "Oh, you know her." " No." "I just met her." " How do you do this?" "Sir, your upbringing is at fault, not your knowledge." "It's not a crime if a man is a virgin." "Being a virgin is a choice and being YZ is an attitude." "It all went over my head." "From now on, your training starts." "Come on." "An object in motion, stays in motion.." " Yes." "...with the same speed and the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." "This means, your slow moving life in these 33 years will continue the same way if you do not fall in love." "And that has to happen soon." "For example, you are walking down the road and a girl bumps into you and she drops her books by mistake." "What will you do?" "Greetings!" "Rule number two." "Concentrate!" "Read out loud." "General accounting." " Yes." "Double entry system?" "Yes." "Love always never depends on chemistry or science." "We can make best use of commerce and accountancy here." "Double entry system is a boon in love matters." "Suppose you fell in love." "Really?" " It's hypothetical, don't get too excited." "Let's assume that you fell in love and you gifted her a gold earring." "You also gifted her a Saree along with a phone." "In return to all these she gifts you a cheap deodorant in your three months of dating what is the cost of your love?" "Hence credit and debit should go hand in hand." " Oh!" "Sir.." " Yes." "Once you get married what gift would you want on your first night from your wife?" "It's okay, never mind." " Wait, I'll tell you." "Go ahead." "Towel." "Battees!" "Battees, open the door!" "Sorry, I'll not repeat it again!" "To heck with you!" "I'll listen to you!" " Towel, my foot!" "Whatever." " Battees!" "Watchman!" "Rule of war.." "Read out loud!" "People and property that do not contribute to the war effort should be protected against unnecessary destruction and hardships." "This means, love should be from both the sides." "Just like a fair war." "And in this war you shouldn't involve her parents, siblings neighbours and relatives, ever." "Am I clear?" " Yes." "But how will I manage it all alone?" "You can do it through confidence." "Trust me you can do it." "Just be confident." "Confidence is everything." "Courage is not just having the strength to go on." "Courage is going on when you don't have strength." "Understood?" "Yes, sir!" "Sir, curiosity, will and discovery.." "Never mind, you won't understand." " Okay." "Sir, I've repeated 11th grade thrice." "What do you mean?" " The first time I took up Arts stream and failed." "Then I took up Commerce stream and failed again." "Then I tried my luck with science." "Then I realised that Arts stream was better." " Yes." "So, now I'm back to the Arts stream." "Okay." " With that I have funded three start-up companies." "Once it launches in the market, it will create a havoc." "Don't be silly!" "Sir, the world is way beyond our imagination." "Is your name really Shamsundar Parijatak?" "I doubt it." "Sir, at times, a fatso is named 'Lily'." "A weakling has the last name 'Strong'." "My uncle named 'Flame' was in fact, a fire-fighter." "If a fire breaks out, do let me know." "Okay?" " Yes." "But tell me something, what is this?" "This blue board?" "This is the speciality of Pune and London." "There is always a blue board outside rich people's homes." "Oh, Okay." "Good to know." " Yes." "Come on." "Do you want to become rich?" "Yes, come on." "Sir, what is this?" "We had theory classes today." " Yes." "We'll conduct practicals tomorrow." "Meet me tomorrow, at the hill at 6:00 a.m. sharp." " Okay." "Battees!" "Hold up!" "Hey!" "This is impossible!" "Stop!" "Sir.." " What?" "No pain, no gain." "These are Shakespeare's words." "When did he say this?" " During workouts." "Must be true, since you said it." "The view is a feast for the eyes." " True!" "All these trees, the sky, birds chirping and the sun.." "Sir, you will never change." "The ultimate creation of the world is right in front of you and you are admiring birds?" "Then should I be ogling at girls?" "Sir, girls are God's best creation." "Look at them admiringly." "Let it be!" "I don't like being this cheap." "What do you mean?" "Checking girls out in secret is decency and admiring them openly is cheap, right?" "It's exactly like enjoying porn while alone but change the TV channel when a sultry movie scene appears." "Sir, you should admire girls respectfully and not check them out." "Hey, she is waving at me." "Then wave back at her." "You must wave back." "This is strange!" "I'm hanging out with a boy half my age and am waving at girls at a hilltop in Pune!" "Sir, this is how you educate." "This field is such." "You never know when a learning opportunity appears." "After a long time I have enjoyed so much." " Is it?" "I used to do such crazy things in my teen age." "It's so amazing to sit by a river with your feet in water." "Oh!" " We would catch frogs too." "Sir, for your information frogs urinate when they're caught." "True!" "You must come to Wai with me." "I'll surely do that to attend your wedding." "Do you really believe that I'll get married." "You would need some nudging." "But you will definitely pass this test." "Isn't it?" " Shut up." "But before that the thing that I'm about to tell you will change the definition of love for you." "What is that?" "We are done with the theory." " Yes." "We're done with practicals too." "Yes." " Now, it's distance learning." "What?" " Let's go." "Follow me." " Let's go." ""Hey, oldie!" " Hey, oldie!"" ""Oldie!"" ""The whole world is energetic, why are you so dull?"" ""Don't feel shy, just be one of us."" ""Hey, oldie!" " Hey, oldie!"" ""Open your eyes and see where the world has reached."" ""Just quit worrying and have some fun."" ""Hey, oldie!" " Hey, oldie!"" ""The whole world is energetic, why are you so dull?"" ""Don't feel shy, just be one of us."" ""Open your eyes and see where the world has reached."" ""Just quit worrying and have some fun."" ""Oh, until you have the energy.." " Wow, sir!"" ""...experience everything."" ""You will lose out on this opportunity too"" ""and will be left with nothing."" ""Either turn around"" ""or look back."" ""Either turn around or look back."" ""Let loose and create come havoc."" ""Come on.."" ""Hey, oldie!" " Hey, oldie!"" ""Hey, oldie!"" ""Play along, beautiful."" "Sir, there are three types of love." "Temporary, sentimental and illusion." "What are you saying?" " Let me explain." "The first type is temporary type." "They fall in love just to update their Facebook status." "They will update it saying 'committed'." "But when they actually have to commit, they break up." "What?" " Pay attention." ""The first type is full of sentiments."" ""One feels this will last forever."" ""This kind is the temporary one."" ""Will move on in less than a month."" ""This kind is always into each other."" ""That the body becomes inseparable."" ""This kind will update their social site regularly."" ""With their pouted selfies."" ""One fight will end their love."" ""Then they look for ways to erase the tattoo that is left behind."" ""Either turn around"" ""or look back."" ""Keep some distance and learn and observe."" ""Let loose and create come havoc."" ""Come on.."" ""Hey, oldie!" " Hey, oldie!"" ""Hey, oldie!"" ""Come, follow me, baby."" ""Come follow me.."" ""Baby!"" "Now the second type is.." "What?" "The second type is the sentimental ones." "What are you saying?" "In this type there is a lover and there is a perfect guy." "The perfect guy gets the girl and the lover is left with nothing." "Do you want to see a live example?" " Live example?" "Have a look." ""Look at this deceiving truth."" ""This type is called sentimental type."" ""They will raise him with love."" ""But actually never loved him."" ""They always address you as 'dear'."" ""But never give you the clear picture."" ""They are the selfish ones."" ""But fall in love with the other perfect guy."" ""The lover can only stand look at her getting married."" ""He becomes upset and creates a scene."" ""Calm down, fool."" ""Just enjoy the show"" ""and leave in silence."" ""Be at peace and create a revolution."" ""Let loose and create come havoc."" ""Come on."" ""Hey, oldie!" " Hey, oldie!"" ""Hey, oldie!"" ""Hey, oldie!"" "Hello, sir!" "How's this for a meeting place?" "Do you live in such an open place?" "Yes." "But not always." " Okay." "This is my office, meeting room out-house, guest-house.." "This is everything." " Okay." "Please have a seat, sir." "Feel comfortable." " Thank you.." "Battees.." " Yes." "What is YZ night food express?" "It's the current thing in my life." " Is it?" " Yes." "Wow!" " Let that be." "How do you feel after learning so much?" "To be honest." "It surprises me to look at the way people look at love these days." "Wrong!" "Only the sentimental types are like this." "Yes." "Still, it's bewildering." "What?" "Please carry a dictionary from tomorrow." "Why?" " If you use such big words even the girl who likes you will ditch you." "All your big scary words." "But you are great." "You have made me younger by 10 years at least." "Thank you." "'My Lord!" "'" "'My Lord, your peace is my satisfaction.'" "'I worship your passion.'" "'Once you sniff this rose' 'your life will change forever.'" "'Now I desire only one love.'" "'And that's it!" "'" "'Sir!" "'" "Sir!" "Sir!" " Yes." "What is with you?" "Have some tea." "What is the third type of love?" "If the teacher is good at his job even the student becomes curious about the topic." "You know the first type and the second type of love." "Now you'll see the third type." "Here you go." "The horoscopes are a perfect match." "When did this happen?" " I've sent her photo to your mom." "Everything is very compatible." "Mr. Gajanan.." " Yes." "Parnarekha has completed her master's degree." "She has topped her batch." " Wow!" "She's fond of cooking too." "She cooks all kinds of cuisines." "Good." " First class!" "She is also the best in creating Rangoli designs." "Beautiful ones!" " Top designs!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "I had told you that I'll look for a perfect girl for you in a month." " Right." "Hi, perfect girl!" "Hey, her name isn't 'perfect girl'." "It's Parnarekha." " Why?" "What 'why'?" "She's still a perfect girl!" "Hey!" " Am I right?" "Yes she is." "We're going to name you Jhanvi after the wedding." "What?" "What kind of a name is 'Jhanvi'?" "By the way, who are you?" "Teacher, stu.." " Student, te.." "Okay!" "Okay!" "Ma'am, please get the snacks." "The guests seem hungry." "Come on." " Oh, right!" "I forgot, I'll just get it." " Aarti, come on." "Let's leave." " Aarti.." "Ask your mom to get some cookies too." "Check if we have it." "Aarti, come here and take these plates out!" "Top taste!" "Wow!" "Let's give them some time to talk in private." "No, thanks.." " Hey!" "Why not needed?" " Go on." " Come on." "Go." " You should get to know each other well." " True." "Come here." "Go on." " Finally." "Yes." " Talk to each other freely." "Go on." "Aarti.." " Yes." "Please come in." "Come in." "Gajanan, please don't be so formal." "Okay, have a seat." "It's normal to feel awkward in such situations, rights?" "Sir, don't you worry." "Our sir is not an opportunist, isn't it?" "At least give me a cookie." " Why don't you sit?" "Let me do it." "I don't like untidiness." "I like to keep my house clean." "Okay." "I like subtly things in life." " Wow!" "Oh, my!" "That's my brother, not me.." " This is so beautiful!" "Yes." " May I see it?" "Yes, of course!" "This scarf is very beautiful." "Is it?" "Someone must have knit it with so much love." " Yes." "Marriage too is like knitting this scarf." "A husband and a wife are the needles who trust that they will knit their love slowly and gradually and put in their best effort." "That's how they create a beautiful relationship." "Isn't it?" "Yes." "Hail Lord Krishna." "Please take a seat." "Sure." "It's really beautiful." " Yes." "If you like it, you may take this home." "That would be so not nice." "I'll knit a similar scarf for you." "Hello, Battees!" "Hello, Battees!" " Yes, sir." "Did she agree to marry you?" "Not yet." " Okay, then listen to me." "Okay." " They'll reject you by the night fall." "Don't panic and cry." "You have to learn a lot." "Hope you understand." "People will say that it's your bad luck that you got rejected." "But that is not true." "She said 'yes'." " What?" "Battees, she agreed to marry me!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello, Battees!" "Yes." " Yes?" " I stood in silence for two minutes for myself." "She agreed so soon?" "I spoke to her for ten minutes and it felt so real and soothing." "She walked out and told my aunt.." "'I like him.'" "Battees, someone liked me!" "Sir, be careful." "They have agreed too soon." "There might me some issue." "Listen." "The engagement is in three weeks and the wedding is at Wai after two months." "You have to be there!" "Sir, you were faster than I thought." "It's okay." "Wish you a very happy pre-married and married life, sir." "Enjoy!" "I won't be there from tomorrow." "Hello, Battees!" "Thank you!" "I know so much about girls because of you." "I'll use every bit of it." "Sure, use it." "She's here!" "She's here!" "What a man!" "Cheers!" "As free minded individuals I feel we should share our expectations." "Yes." " I expect my husband to be fit and healthy." "Did I say anything wrong?" "No!" "You are right." "Sir, what's your order?" " Yes." "Two plates of 'Wada Sambar' and four buns." "And fried chillies to go along." "I just said 'healthy'." "Buns are made of flour and potatoes cause bloating." "And they use pickle oil to prepare 'Sambar'." "Is it?" " Yes." "Okay, then cancel 'Wada Sambar' and get two plate 'Idli Sambar'." "Okay." " Let's not order 'Sambar'." "Is 'Chutney' okay?" " Sandwich." "Sandwich please!" "No cheese, no butter, no potatoes." "Okay." "Is bread okay?" "Don't be silly." "You may leave." "Okay." "Eat this, you will feel very light." "What about you?" " No, I'm observing a fast." "Okay." "Shall I address you as 'Gaja'?" "Okay.." " I will." "Let's be an open minded couple." " Sure." "Do you know where our community hall is?" "Yes." " From tomorrow, let's start visiting their gym." "We will get a couples' discount." "And after we are done with workout, we will meditate." "One should lose sweat and dirt in their minds in a daily basis, according to my guru." "I forgot to mention." "I've two father figures." "Yes." "One is my father and the other is Sage Thombe." "Hail Sage Thombe." "He regards me as his daughter." "We should visit their hermitage once." "Not daily." "Just on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays.." "the fourth day and the eleventh day of the month.." "And they hold gatherings on full moon and new moon days." "It's an amazing experience." "A completely pure atmosphere." "Oh!" " Oh, my!" "It just slipped my mind." "How could I forget?" " What?" "Bend." " What?" "Bend a little." "Hail Sage Thombe." "Let me show you the sage's pictures." "He's Sage Thombe." "Gaja.." "Once a person devotes himself to God his fate becomes healthy." "'Let's begin!" "'" "Gaja.." "Gaja.." "Gaja.." "What happened to you?" "Healthy.." "Hail Sage Thombe." ""My heart bloomed like a flower."" ""My heart bloomed like a flower."" ""Spring has arrived in the garden of my mind."" ""My heart bloomed like a flower."" ""My soul yearns for companionship."" ""My soul yearns for companionship."" ""Today, yet again I have become.."" "Why?" " You're blessed." ""Sacred."" ""Sacred."" "Mom, get it quickly!" "Here she is." "Give it to me quickly." " Here you go." ""My heart bloomed like a flower.."" "Gaja, open your mouth." ""My heart bloomed like a flower.."" "We observe a fast today." "Son-in-law, would you have some offerings?" "Very good offerings!" "He's just too much." " Will you have some more?" ""My heart bloomed like a flower.."" "Gaja.." " Yes." "We'll work out from tomorrow." "Parnarekha, will I be able to do it?" "Of course!" "I would be there with you." "Hey, we are not.." "Hello, sir!" " Battees!" "Sorry." "Hey, Gaja!" "Have some control." " What?" "Come here and draw a 'Rangoli'." ""My lover has arrived and brought a smile."" ""The bliss made me forget myself."" ""Amidst the endless pleasures"" ""I echoed like a song."" ""By the lucid touch of the dew drop"" ""has turned me into.."" "Oh, my!" " Why?" "Sage is watching us." " Sage?" "The sage." "Forgive me, Guru." "Forgive me." ""Sacred!"" ""My heart bloomed like a flower."" ""My heart bloomed like a flower."" ""Spring has arrived in the garden of my mind."" ""My heart bloomed like a flower."" ""My soul yearns for companionship."" ""Today, yet again I have become.." " Pristine.."" "'My life is like a sea and you are a shell in it.'" "'With the pearls of love our hearts have united.'" "'Today's is the sage's salvation day.'" "'Set his picture as the wallpaper on your phone.'" "'Sacred.'" "Be careful." "Gaja.." " Yes." "Do you know my sage?" "Yes." "And his disciples?" "Yes." "And his hymns?" "Yes." "Do you know Shamsundar Parijatak?" "No." " You should know him." "You should know him." " Is it?" "YZ is his greatest philosophy." "Gaja, you are too much!" "Oh, Guru!" "Spider.." " It was my hand." "Gaja!" "I-It was my hand.." "Oh, I forgot my.." "Oh, my!" "Your earrings are very beautiful." "Not now." "It's already 11:30 p.m." "Mind the surroundings." "Lately, every place has CCTV cameras installed." "What if our clip goes viral?" "We would be defamed." "Parnarekha, we are about to get married." "Then you may kiss my hand." "Are you sure?" "You seem pretty upset today." "Come back tomorrow evening." "You'll find peace." "Why?" "What is tomorrow?" "The prayer meet gathering will start from tomorrow." "You'll calm down automatically." "You'll have total control on desires." "Gaja, I forgot to tell you one thing." "Do you know who is attending our wedding in Wai?" "The Sage, Himself!" "Isn't that great!" "It's too late." " Yes." "See you." " Okay." "Good night." " Okay." "Gaja.." " Yes." "'The next criminal is Gajanan!" "'" "'Dead!" "'" "My life is haunted by a malicious entity named Sage Thombe." "She's planning to indulge me in her spiritual talks and make me completely like her." "Is this what marriage is about?" "Or do things go back to normal eventually?" "Does one has to keep adjusting his whole life?" "Oh, sir!" " Yes." "Sir!" " Yes." "What is happening to you?" "Have some water and calm down." "Why do I calm down?" "I was out to buy muesli in the morning and she changed my account status." "Instead of YZ she set my status as 'spirituality leads to divinity'!" "When did you start eating muesli?" "She is a nice girl but she is very boring." "She is worse than me." "Battees.." "In the 33 years of my life, no girl has ever loved me." "No girl has ever hugged me." "No one has held my arm." "I have never had any experience with girls." "Even I feel like having a girlfriend." "Someone who rides pillion on my motor bike." "Somebody to go on long drives with." "A house which we can call our own." "I can't do all this with her." "Once, you had told me something." "Do you remember?" "If you consider life as a cricket match then always look for the highlights." "Till now, I have had only two highlights." "You and Sayali." "Because the time spent with both of you are priceless." "Are you done?" "Don't you understand?" "I don't want my marriage to be a compromise!" "Then don't get married." "Who is asking you to get married?" "Sir, if Mr. Gajanan goes to an under construction building then he's called Mr. YZ." "You have seen the glamour." " Yes." "You have tasted the thrill." " Yes." "Now, let's wreak havoc!" "Welcome back!" "That's great!" " This is nothing." "Gajanan, you look so different." "You look weird without your moustache." "But be careful in future." "You shouldn't cut hair on Saturdays." "And what's this you are eating?" "I have got sweets for you." "Listen, I just want to say.." " Even I want to say something." "My aunt told me, the 21st of this month is an auspicious day." "They want us to get engaged then." "And get married on the 14th of next month." "After marriage, we'll go for a pilgrimage for 3 days." "And then.." "I am extremely happy, Gaja." "Eat fast." "We have loads of work." "Listen.." "I mean.." "I really don't know if I am ready for marriage yet." "You'll get used to it." "It doesn't happen overnight." "You eat this." " No, I mean.." "I don't if I'm ready to get married.." " We'll manage." "It'll take some time." "You eat this first.." " Don't you understand?" "I don't want to marry you." "You are a boring person." "Extremely boring!" "Take a look at yourself." "You'll realise then." "What kind of person have you become?" "You have beautiful eyes, but they are always blank." "You have soft hands, but no one can hold them." "Why do you always tie your beautiful hair?" "You make faces like you're responsible for the whole world." "And your clothes.." " Enough, Gaja." "Why?" "I thought I was the boring one." "But you.." "Please stop bothering yourself and others too." "The can manage the fault in your stars." "But I can't tolerate the fault in your heart." "Parnarekha, I can't marry you." "My decision is final." "You might feel bad." "But I have made up my mind." "Listen to what I say." "Apologize to her." "Let's talk to him first.." " No, let him talk now." "For eight years, I have kept mum." "I thought he'll change for the better here, but no." "When your aunt sent me her picture, I couldn't believe my eyes." "I was surprised." "How could such a pretty girl agree to marry this moron!" "What are you staring at?" "You can't find girls like her everywhere." "She earns more than you." "She looks after her parents and is spiritual." "And what are you?" "She's doing you a favour by agreeing to marry you." "You need a companion at this age." "You need someone to call your own." "But you should adjust a little." "But, no!" "We don't even know what is bothering you." "You decided to vent out everything on her?" "This is my final advice." "Apologise to her and agree to marry to her." "Hey!" " Hey, Gaja!" "Don't worry, dear!" "Don't worry!" "He has done this six times before." "He'll be back by evening." "Sir, what's got your tongue?" "First, take me away from here." "How did you come here?" "Will you talk now?" "Battees, what do I do?" "I'll say yes to Parnarekha." "Let it be." " Is she your maid?" "That you call her when needed?" "Don't do any such thing!" "But mom, dad and aunt are my dear ones." "How can I oppose them?" "Sir, tell me one thing honestly." "Do you want to marry her or not?" "Then, stand up for your decision." "Sir, to tell you the truth we all have a little rebel in us who lives on his terms." "But when we grow up, we start listening to people and we stop listening to him." "We don't pay attention to him." "Then he gets hurt and grows distant from us." "Sir, We, who think about him before anybody else start giving more importance to others' opinions." "But we're used to going with the flow." "The IQ of a crowd is zero, sir." "They think fair skin is beautiful and dark skin is ugly." "Being slim is called fashionable and being fat is looked down upon." "Sir, we should break these stereotypes." "We should revive our older version." "We should talk and listen to him." "You should spend time with your older self from Wai." "You follow him, sir." "If you are happy, then stop." "But first make a start." "Not for others, but you." "Make a start!" "Hello, Parnarekha!" "I have called to apologise wholeheartedly." "But my decision is the same." "Excuse me!" "Level 29?" " Yes." "Try to reach level 35 before the end of class." "Continue." "Excuse me, sir." "Are you done?" "No." "Is there any problem?" "No, sorry." "No, mom won't agree." " Try and let me know." " Okay." "Bye!" " Bye!" "Hey, Uncle!" " Hello, kid!" "Give me a break." "I'm not a kid." "Give me a break." "Even I'm not an uncle." "Wow!" " Okay, bye." " Bye!" "By the way.." "You had a narrow escape that day." " What do you mean?" "That lady, Ms. Parnarekha is so amazingly sad." "Don't say that about her." " She was lame." "Let it be." "Come.." "But tell me something, why did you refuse exactly?" "I won't tell you." " Why?" "Firstly, because it doesn't concern you and secondly, you are not capable of understanding it." "Excuse me!" "I'm 20." "So?" "Come on." "Aarti, you have my Sanskrit book." "Who studies Sanskrit?" "Of course, me." "Why is your attitude this way?" "Because of your BA degree, or Sanskrit, or since birth?" "Wow!" "You have upheld our traditions by studying Sanskrit." "Bye." "Their Sanskrit must be easy." "At most you might have learnt.." "I learnt these in school." "Now I am in college." "Do you have poems then?" "I think they must be teaching you the poem 'Bhaas'." "'Sapna Vasudutta' and 'Shakuntala'?" "Freak!" "We have both." "I have them all memorised." " What are you talking about?" "For you, it's gibberish." "Hop on." "See you." "Hi!" "I'm sorry." "For what?" " Not you, him." "I'm sorry." "I'm genuinely very sorry." "It's okay." "Will you teach me 'Sapna Vasudutta', please?" "I-I'm a professor of History, not Sanskrit." "Learn in the college." "Yes." " I would have." "But I can't understand what Mrs. Shintre teaches." "And I can learn faster from you." "It'll be fun, won't it?" "Please, I beg you!" " Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Have you gone mad?" "What's happening?" " Hey!" "I broke three traffic signals!" "I almost ran over someone and broke a car's mirror." "I won't even call you 'Uncle' from now." "Okay?" "What?" "Okay, done." "Tomorrow at 4 o'clock!" "Mom's hosting a function." " Then come to my place." "Done?" "Done!" " Yes." "Great!" " Okay, see you then." "Ride slow or you might crash into more mirrors." "Bye!" "So, she can't understand what Mrs. Shintre says nowadays?" "Don't pay her much attention." "She's trouble." "Are you going to teach her for real?" "Hello!" "Is Antara there?" "Come inside." "Come.." "Please come inside." "Come sit." "Be comfortable." "Your house is beautiful." "Shall we start?" " Yes, sure." "But, Antara, I have never taught this before.." "That's okay." "We'll follow a step by step approach." "Let's keep 'Bhaas' aside for now." "We'll start with Shakuntala?" " Okay." "Amazing!" "Tell me, have you read 'Shakuntala' and 'Sapna Vasudutta', both?" "Just a minute." "Tell me, Battees." "And I quote.." " What?" "'Live life on your terms, only the dead are carried away.'" "Who says that?" "Mirza Ghalib." "Since you're saying so, it must be true." "Mirza Ghalib." "Sir, this is our house." "Ours?" " Yes." "You know my friend, Totya." "He wanted a tenant." "I told him that I'd get one." "What do you mean?" " You wanted privacy, right?" "Yes, but.." " Come on, then." "Come on.." " Battees.." "Come inside, sir." "What's this, Battees?" "How long are you going to stay at your aunt's place?" "Learn how to live alone." "Look here, this is the kitchen." "It has running water all day." "You need not worry." "This is the living room." "It's spacious and bright and the breeze is good, too." "The construction is strong." "No fear of robbers." "Neighbours are friendly, their dogs are docile." "And most important, your house has a separate entrance." "You have no reason to worry." "The rent is Rs. 8,000 and deposit is Rs. 30,000." "You can take possession this very moment." "What say, sir?" "Aarti.." "Thank you." " For what?" "For tolerating me." "You can come to my new house anytime." "I don't need Sanskrit classes." "Come down for a chat." "Aarti, I know that you don't like me much." "And also the fact that I meet Antara." "But I'm trying something new." "I need you to help me." "As a friend." "Will you help me?" "Thank you, and all the best." "What colour have you painted your house?" "Come on, guys!" "Say cheese!" " Cheese!" "Let me see!" " Help me first." " Slowly." "It's a nice picture." " Let me see." " Look!" "Nice!" " Aarti was left out." " Yes." "By the way, he is Topsy and that's Turvy." "It's their names." "This one is exactly like you, and that's like me." "It's nice." " Both are males." " Thanks." "Aarti, are you on WhatsApp?" "No!" " Be quiet." " No!" "I'll give you her number." "Don't worry." "I'll text you her number." " Thank you." "Shall we leave?" " Aarti.." " Let's go." "Bye!" "Thank you." " Bye!" "Come, give me your number." " Yes, come." "Antara, thank you so much for the fish bowl." "Thanks?" "Are you mad or something?" " No.." "This looks cuter." "Nice, it looks great." " Thank you." "Aren't we leaving?" " Yes." "See you soon." "Bye!" "Battees, bye!" " Bye!" "Come, let's go." "Enjoy.." "Battees?" " Yes?" " Stop!" "Thank you!" "Thank you, so much!" "Had you been a girl, I would have married you." "Well, your fantasy is fine, but I have preferences too." "Okay, enjoy." "Bye-bye!" "Drive safe." " Don't worry." "After my exams, we'll go for a night out." "Udayan.." "What a nice name!" "I find my name quite boring." "Shouldn't we have the right to choose our names?" "In line 1 and 3.." " Which name would you choose?" "It's so fun to be with Gaja." "We have loads of fun." "Why don't you join us?" "He's my brother, not a friend." "Tell me the password." " It is.." "Password is 'I am where you are'." "Right!" "Everyone, sit down!" "Hey!" "Sir, I'm here." "You can speak now." "Wow!" "Everyone is in the class today?" "Sir, Battees told us there's free Wi-Fi in class." "Free Wi-Fi?" "What next?" "WhatsApp?" "Facebook?" "Twitter?" "'Attending history lecture with 17 others?" "'" "You'll get some likes." "Girls will get even more likes." "Get out!" " What?" " Get out!" "After this I'll conduct a History lecture for 50 minutes." "Those who want to pass time, disturb the class, use WhatsApp.." "Get out now." "You, idiot!" "Get up." "He's calling you." " Battees, I'm asking you." "Get up.." "Me?" " Get out now!" "Don't be seen for 8 days." " We'll meet outside." "Hello, I'll call you back." "Bye!" "Today, I want you to answer a question." "What was the name of the first school started by Savitribai Phule?" "Can you tell me?" "Or you?" "What was the name of the first school started by Savitribai Phule?" "Don't have anything to say?" "I know you don't like studying history." "Because nobody taught it to you properly." "I am ready to teach you with all my energy." "I promise you that all lectures from today will be fun filled." "I'll teach you more than what's mentioned in this book." "Do you want to learn history?" " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "Louder!" " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "Make a WhatsApp group called 'History Makers'." "I want each one of you in that group." "I'll tell you about history." "Let's go." "Narayan, you go." "I'll handle this." "What happened?" " Sir, look at this." "The college is not permitting us to celebrate valentine's day." "So?" " At least chocolate day should be permitted." "Yes.." " Why do you need a chocolate day?" "Sir, we need it." "Please, sir.." "Please, sir!" "Sir!" "Ababa, come on." " Aunt, is this your surprise?" "Mom brings me here all the time." "I know that." "But this time, Ms. Baby has a new lot." "Come on!" "Lot?" " Yes." "Aunt, listen.." "Come on!" " But.." " Don't worry, I'm with you." "I heartily congratulate you." "See, these two found each other." "The next name is.." "Oh, no!" "Gajanan Kulkarni." "Gajanan Kulkarni, age 33.." " Hold on.." "I'll tell them." "I am Gajanan Kulkarni, age 33, I have a master's degree." "My salary is Rs. 25,000 per month and I don't own a four-wheeler." "Finished?" " Yes, now you are done." "The next name is.." "Parnarekha Mendale!" "Parnarekha Mendale!" "Please come to the stage." "Parnarekha Mendale.." "Age 30 years, she has a master's degree." "Her salary is Rs. 35,000 per month, height 5 feet 4 inches.." "Complexion is fair." "Aunt.." "Thank you." "And I'm really sorry." " What for?" "You had to come there because of me." "You had to be presented in front of everyone." "I realised how it feels when I saw it for myself." "Forget it now." "Sit down.." "You have settled down well." "To tell you the truth.." "Your house makes even me jealous." " Come on, Aunt." "Really!" "Even I wanted to do a lot of such things." "I wanted to stay alone where I would have to make tea only for myself." "I wanted to read a lot of books." "I loved books more than my life." "Whenever we got pocket money in our childhood your mother would go watch Rajendra Kumar's movie!" "And I used to buy books." "I would finish books like 'Fountain head' in a single go." "Really?" " Yes." "Then?" " Then, I got married." "Then, the books which I would finish in six hours would drag on for two days." "Then for eight days, then a month, then six months." "I lost interest after a while." "I had books from our local library for three years." "I returned them with a penalty, but couldn't read even one." "After that I left buying books." "I have time and money, but the interest in no more." "It just vanished." "The moral of the story is you shouldn't let your interests die." "Like this house, you should keep it safe in your heart." "For yourself." "Aunt, what happened?" "Nothing." "After what I saw at the marriage bureau today.." "No!" "You live life the way you want." "Thank you." "I have something for you." " What?" "Wait." "Take this." "It's a brilliant book." "Start reading it at once." " Okay." "Whose book is this?" "Mom had sent me my trunk when she was upset." "It was in that." "Must be hers." "No way!" "It's my book." "Oh!" " I was reading this book, when you uncle came to see me." "Your mother had snatched it away from me." "Aunt, which story were you reading?" "Gajanan!" " Antara!" "Hi!" " Hi!" "Tomorrow is my first exam." " Is it?" " Wish me luck!" "Come inside first." "Say 'all the best' at least." " Well.." "All the best." " Thank you." "May I leave?" " Okay." "Antara, wait.." " No, I'll be late." " I've got something." "Gaja!" " Yes." "I missed you." "Hey, Battees!" "Where's your costume?" "What's all this?" " It's history day." "Nice!" "Nice!" "Bapu.." "Amar, what have you become?" "Bhuvan from the movie 'Lagaan'." " Move aside." "Did you pay the triple tax?" "Sit down." "I feel so good." "You all look really nice." "In your historical get-ups." "You must be wondering why I'm not dressed up." "Because history is not a fancy dress competition." "I asked you to bring something from history." "You brought their clothes, but their thoughts?" "What about them?" "The thing is.." "The definition of history has been altered." "For us, history comprises of only events and dates." "Then we argue over those dates." "We turn historical places into picnic spots." "Lover's names carved on monuments and trash lying around and stickers behind cars that read 'Emperor Shivaji, come back.'" "Why?" "For all of this?" "And all these people in our history." "Nobody is more unlucky than them in our country." "I never said that, but the poet 'Kusumagraj' did." "We build their statues, but never adopt their virtues." "While pursuing my master's degree I would always wonder.." "All the other countries have a past but none of them has history." "We have such a rich history, yet we're not proud of it." "Everyone fights due to the past." "But nobody implements what we learn from history for future." "Can you imagine the grief those people feel who have actually lived and respected their history?" "No, right?" "Tell me." "History is not past or the future." "It's the present." "You have tolerated me for six months." "I am thankful for that." "I wanted to say all these things to someone since eight years." "I don't know if I'll ever meet you again or if I'll teach you again." "But I want to say one thing from the bottom of my heart." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "This is my last lecture." "I am not going to teach you anything today." "You can celebrate this History day as you please." "You wreaked havoc!" "Who even are you?" "Sir, the day when you threw me out of your class" "I had saluted you inwardly." "But it's time for me to do this." "Hey!" "Silly boy." "Sir, let's go." "Come on!" "What is all this?" "Louder!" "Sir!" " Sir!" " Sir.." "Parnarekha!" "How are you?" " Fine." "I was here to meet you." "Sorry, I think I spoke.." " You said what was necessary." "Even then and even today." "In the past few days I had realised something and wanted to share it with you." "Tell me." "Marriage is not like a scarf." "I was wrong.." "Very wrong." "I tried to control you." "But do you know what?" "You're the only guy who rejected me by telling me the true reason." "I was a control freak." "I was boring." "The reason is I'm scared of things." "I can't think of a life without being dependent on someone." "Do you know what?" "I haven't visited the monastery in two months." "I had called up Battees couple of times." "I don't know if I can be a YZ like you guys." "But maybe if I get a guy like you I'll lead a normal life perhaps." "Come closer." "Come on, I won't eat you up." "Coolfie?" "Coolfie?" " Cool selfie?" "Okay." "Look into the camera." "Smile!" "Since when are you talking to Parnarekha in secret?" "I'm asking you something!" "I know." "Cool down!" "Since the time she saw you at the marriage bureau." "She contacted me and asked if she is that bad." "I try to explain it to her that she shouldn't look for God in a person she'll marry." "She liked what I said." "Did you tell her everything?" "About YZ, and the three types of love." "First of all, what is the third type?" "Why do you want to know?" "Okay, let me tell you." "Extra knowledge isn't bad." "The third type is a couple is that you meet a random person and in an instance you feel that this person is made for you." "Everything they do feels like heaven." "Sir, you and Parnarekha are that kind." "Made for each other." "Sir, don't humiliate me." "I've promised her." "And why did you do that?" "'Take your own decisions and be responsible for it.'" "These are your words, isn't it?" "That is what I'm doing." "I can take my own decisions." "And no one can change that." "Not even you." "'Open your mouth.." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "'" "Hi!" "Yes, Antara." "D-Do you think we should call Aarti too?" " Yes." "How was your exam?" "Amazing!" "Okay." "Don't get shocked." "It's the first time for me too." " Did you fail in the exam?" "No!" "Sit down." "What is this?" "Open it, silly." "How is it?" "Antara, what is this?" "I like you." "I love you." "I'm sure this isn't an infatuation." "I'm too old for that now." "I'm really serious about.." " Antara." "You should go home, please." "Okay." "Let me get this right." "I'm not so connected to my parents." "I don't enjoy spending time with them." "I can't talk to them openly, can't share anything." "I have lot of friends." "But among all, who really understands me and gets along with me is only you." "Say that you love me too." "I really like you a lot." "Just the way you are." "I might act all haughty but I'm messed up inside." "You need someone's support at such times." "Antara.." " Yes." "You've changed the way my world went around." "You are the first girl who rested her head on my shoulder." "You are the first girl who looked at me romantically." "You are the first girl to hug me." "All this is too precious for me." "Then?" "This letter and this night.." "I'll preserve it all my life." "What else?" "Antara, please don't get me wrong." "There is a category of men who exploit the feelings of girls." "I'm not one of those." "Of course, I know that." "That's the reason I've decided that we should get married." "What are you saying?" "Look, I never got to make a choice about what I like." "I don't want to live my life in regret." "I want to live my life on my own terms." "We'll wait for another four years." "At that point, I'll be 24 years old and you'll be 37 years old." "Is that fine?" "This is too odd for me." "I can't." " What is odd about it?" "My grandma says Dilip Kumar was 15 years older to Saira Banu.." " Which example are you even quoting?" " George Clooney and Amal have a difference of 21 years." "Kareena had worn a frock to Saif Ali Khan's first marriage." "Madonna's boyfriend is younger than her daughter." "I have downloaded a whole list." " I can't do this." "Hold on." "Why should one bother about what will the society say." "Rather than being the same age but old school one should rather be old but young at heart." "That's very happening!" "Right.." " Antara.." "Please, go home." "Why is the play's name 'Svapnavasavadatta'?" "I've told you.." " I want to hear it again, please." "While resting in his house on the sea-shore" "Udayana calls out for Vasavadatta in his sleep." "Coincidently, Vasavadatta happens to come there." "She gently picks up his hand which has slipped off his bed and places it back." "Till the end Udayana cannot decide whether this was real or his dream." "That's why the play was named as 'Swapna'.." "Antara.." "You really had come to my house the other day, didn't you?" "I don't know." "But I found the answer to my question." "'Antara.'" "'To be honest she is right.'" "'But I got scared for a moment.'" "'She is haughty but there's an honesty about it' 'which would suffice for both our lives.'" "'Oh, my God!" "What should I do?" "'" "'Should I choose Antara or Parnarekha?" "'" "Parnanrekha has started clicking pictures with pouts now." " So?" "So, will she pout all her life?" "I thought you had made your decision." "Be responsible for it." "This is the time." "Yes, Tondya." "Is it ready?" "Hold on, I'll be there." "Don't inaugurate." "Okay." "Where you going?" "I've organised a blood donation camp." "You are upset right now." "Or else, I would have asked you to donate." "See you." "Shalaka!" "Listen!" "Come here, dear." "Coming!" "Hey, drama queen!" " You are!" "What are you doing it for?" " You are.." "Tell me." " You are a drama queen." "Is it?" " Drama queen!" "Drama queen.." " My sweet child!" "Okay, then." " Look at him." "He's my friend." "Hi!" "When will you finish building this?" "S-Sayali!" "Ask him what is his name?" "Sir, what is your name?" "I'm Gajanan Kulkarni!" "Ababa!" "From Wai!" "Yes." " Oh, my!" "Gaja!" "Come over.." "F-Fourth floor, flat number 403." "Khare's house." "Quick." "Oh, my!" "Gaja!" "He's my best friend from childhood." "Come on.." "You have to finish your juice and breakfast." "Got it?" "Be comfortable." "Sorry, the house is a mess." " No, it's okay." "Please have it." "How are you?" "I'm good." "Gaja, are you an engineer?" "No." " Then what do you do there, in that building?" "That's nothing." "Do you know the Dadasaheb Joshi College?" "Yes." " I'm a professor over there." "You are professor?" " Yes." "Good!" "Where were you?" " Actually.." "After we left Wai, we moved to Pune." "From there we moved to Trivandrum and then Dehradun, then Delhi." "Don't ask." "We were travelling all over due to dad's transfers." "I still live in Wai." "I used to always see Wai in films." " Yes." "I used to miss you so much then." "Is it?" " Do you visit our usual place?" "It's prohibited during the shoots." "If there is no shoot, they let us go to that place." "Gaja!" "Gaja!" "Shooting.." "Hey!" "Don't play with the food." "Eat your breakfast." "She's exactly like you." "No difference at all." "Sayali.." " Yes." "It's been 20 years." "I thought I would never meet you." "But you are right in front of me." "Some time back I had met her." "Gadgil." " Who?" "Minty, who used to wear two ponytails." "Minty?" " Everyone used to tease you with her." "No way!" "Everyone used to tease me with you." "Is it?" " Yes." "Hey!" "Shailesh, you are late." "Don't you have to leave?" " Yes." "We have time." " I've packed the bags." "I've put them in the car." " Hello!" " What's up?" " You did not tell.." "You wanted the cabin bag." " It's there inside." "Hey, hi!" " Hey!" "Shailesh, this is Gajanan." " Hi, Gajanan!" " Hello!" "I'm Shailesh." " Nice to meet you." "Same here." "Well, you guys carry on." "I've to leave." "Okay." " Gaja, give me two minutes." "Shailesh, give me a call once you reach." " Yes." "And I've kept the charger in the bag." " Okay." "Ask her to eat this." "We've to leave." " Okay." "Gaja.." " I'll take your leave." "Hey!" " No, I'll leave." "Look, I'm eating.." " Wait a while." "'Sayali..'" "'I always believed, what you always wish for' 'never comes true.'" "'But not anymore.'" "'Because I met you.'" "'The most beautiful highlight from the match called my life.'" "'Sayali..'" "Shailesh seems nice." "True." "Shall I tell you something?" " Yes." "It's nothing." "Tell me." "I got a divorce last year." "I mean, I and Rahul got separated." "There was no love between us anymore." "My parents couldn't even understand what my problem was." "Perhaps I couldn't explain it to them." "They've severed all ties with me ever since." "But since I'd pursued my education and become an architect" "I thought of putting it to use." "I concentrated on my career, and now, I'm doing great." "Well.." "Who is Shailesh exactly?" "A friend of mine." "A friend?" " Yes." "A really close friend." "Will you be in town for a while?" "No, I'm going back to Wai." "But, why?" " My work here is done." "Come home for dinner once before you leave." "Come on, dear." "Have this." "Didn't you like it?" "Take this and come inside." "Don't go outside so often." "Gaja, no matter how many pastries we have nothing beats the coconut sweet from Prateek's stall." "Am I right?" " Yes." "Oh, right!" "You were saying something." "It was about those two girls." "Yes, there are two girls." " Okay." "One's name is Parnarekha and the other's is Antara." " Okay." "Parnarekha is 29 years old and Antara is 20." "Gaja!" "You're blushing!" " Hey!" "Which one do you like?" "The 29 year old, or 20?" "I don't know." " What do you mean?" "I hope you like one among them." "I like you." "Gaja, please!" "Don't be silly!" "What do you mean by that?" "Don't be absurd, Gaja!" "I'm asking you something and you're fooling around." "Have it." "Oh, God!" "Your face looks serious." "Were you speaking the truth?" " Yes." "Every thought of mine ends with you." "Even now.." "And you know that." "Did you never like me?" "Shalaka, what are you doing there?" "You've made such a mess." "Why have you left things lying around.." "Isn't the garden nice?" "But it needs a lot of maintenance, and Shalaka always hangs out here." "Raising her all alone.." " Have you ever thought of marrying again?" "Oh, my!" "G-Gaja, I completely forgot!" "I was searching for my School Leaving Certificate." "I found many old things while looking for it." "Do you know what I found?" "Just look!" "Wait, I'll show you!" "Look!" "Just open it and look." "You'll be thrilled." " I asked you something." "Have you thought of getting married again?" "You know what, Gaja?" "Shailesh is a very good man." "He's been here with us since a few months." "His presence is really helpful." "Once, when Shalaka fell ill, he came and stayed over." "Running around the hospital, you know?" "Yes, and I also know for a fact that he would never make the first move." "But.." "Shalaka likes him very much." "Whom do you like?" "I don't know." "'Hey, this is mine!" "'" "'No!" "No!" "'" "'Gaja, wait!" " Catch me!" " It was still spinning!" "'" "'Give it back!" " 10, 20, 30, 40, 50..'" "Hello!" " 'Hello!" "Hello!" "'" " Sayali!" "'Sayali, can you hear me?" "It's me, Gajanan!" "'" "Hello!" "'Gaja, I want to buy a car.'" "'I want to buy chocolates worth 200 rupees.'" "'I want to eat a cake worth 35 rupees!" "'" "'I'll start a school of my own.'" "'I want to get married in the temple of the Cow.'" "'I want to see the seven wonders of the world.'" "'Why did I have to find this now?" "'" "'Thing that seem possible during childhood' 'get forgotten over time as we grow up.'" "'Why did this piece of paper have to remind me of who I am?" "'" "'An innocent lad' 'who skipped school and roamed around Wai..'" "'Who wrote in his diary everyday..'" "'Who wet his hair to look stylish while going to school..'" "'Who listened to the same song till the cassette broke..'" "'Who memorised the lyrics..'" "'Who read fairytale books till dawn..'" "'Who set out everyday to look for new places and people..'" "'Who was never afraid of going wrong' 'and who gathered experiences and treasured them.'" "'That's who I was.'" "I understand that you're upset." "But I've made up my mind." "I agree that you cannot host a grand ceremony like the rest do." "People might make many assumptions and gossip about it." "But I want to take this plunge." "Dad.." "I'm not okay with this." "Hey, lad!" " Yes." " Did you get only yellow flowers?" "Don't know who got them." "I told you to get colourful flowers and you got these!" "Oh, wow!" "Looking great!" " Thank you!" "I guess it's for Mr. Gajanan." " Yes." "She'll never change." "Antara, here's the anointed rice." "Where's Mr. Gajanan?" "Oh, right!" "Please bring the groom here." " Sure, right away." "Sir!" " Yes?" "Let's go, the groom is expected." "Come on." " Come on." "Are all the arrangements made?" " Yes." " Hi!" " Hi!" "The wedding is solemnised." "'Today, after six months, I'm surrounded by dear ones.'" "'They have given me so much to strive for in life.'" "'We come across many people' 'but very few make us realise who we are.'" "'All these people were the same to me.'" "'Each one of them.'" "Thanks for coming, Parnarekha." "I was mad at you first." "I felt bad too." "But then I thought of attending since you had invited." "So, I guess this is goodbye then." "It's the offertory from Wai's Dholya Ganesha." "Thank you." "Shall I get going then?" "See you." "I'll be around." "Antara.." " Get lost!" "I'm not liking the way you're behaving." "You're rejecting me just to prove yourself right." "And don't tell me rubbish like 'let's remain friends'." "I don't want to be friends with you." "We're better off this way." " I like the name Siddharth." "And had I not been teaching here" "I would still be doing the same what I'm about to do now." "I considered this thought just because of you, Antara." "Why are you treating me this way?" "Because you matter a lot to me." "Bye." "Hello, sir!" "Battees, are you crying?" " What!" "No!" "Sir, you really wreaked havoc in there." "Take this." " What's this?" "100 percent cash back." "I had given you my word." "Bye, sir!" "I had never imagined we would say goodbye." "See you." "Sir, either I will miss you or I will join you." ""I'm the pale sunlight that casts no shadows."" ""I'm the music that exists even without a tune."" ""I'm the image in my mind that has no face."" ""I'm the rainfall that lasts for eternity."" ""I'm the unique colour that has no name."" ""I'm the joyful company"" ""that lasts for a lifetime."" ""I have found myself again through myself."" ""I have found myself again through myself."" "'Mister, to the airport.' 'Let's go.'" "'So, this was my journey.'" "'Even today, I'm single but not unhappy.'" "'I'm celibate, but not desperate.'" "'There's no one with me but I love my own company.'" "'I can live with myself, the way I am.'" "'I can put up with myself and even love myself.'" "'This is sufficient to live carefree, isn't it?" "'" ""I'm the compassion that wells up in the heart."" ""I'm the imagination that sprouts every moment."" ""I feel restless while I find my way."" ""I'm the smile of the soul"" ""as I count my breaths."" ""I'm the smile of the soul."" ""I have found myself again through myself."" ""I have found myself again through myself."" ""I have found myself again through myself."" ""Look all around you, Saint Tukaram stands as he is."" ""Look all around you, Saint Tukaram stands as he is."" ""Saint Tukaram stands as he is..""