"Couple of good things about been in a coma:" "No fatting food," "Lots of rest" "They sponge you down everyday, it's like a spa." "Bad things:" "My nose itches," "I have something called "the pina colada" song" "Stalking in my head and, oh, yeah" "Sometimes i can hear what people in my room are saying..." "I don't care if nobody liked her she's still my daughter" "Stroked down by a hitman driver." "Hooked machines like in a 8th grade science experiment" "A coma from which we might never wait" "What is a mother turn for confort and answers?" "The time like this" "Teo, that's where... the good people at "extreme makeover" " Home edition" ..." "Oh, my lord." "How is she awake?" "Go call the doctor!" "Sweathear, sweatheart." "Could you close your eyes?" "I need to redo the last shot!" " Wait!" "She's trying to say something" " Well, she's trying to make a kiss" "She's wanted to kiss us" "Oh, look at me!" "Noise and watering" "Do you wanna make a kiss sweatheart?" "Oh yes!" "We're so happy too." "Oh, we love you too..." "Who are you?" "Subsbusters proudly presents" "Samantha who?" "S01e01" " Pilot" " A retro what now?" " Retrograde amnesia." "Her general analysis is intact" "But not stored in her personal memories" "For now, she can't recall anything about her life" "Not you, her friends or high school prom" "Not her 8th birthday party" "This is awful" "I've worked my fingers to the bon and that party" "Samantha?" "I'm your father, howard j." "Newly, here's my card." "And this is your friend dena, she came everyday you were out" " How long?" " 19 years" " What?" " 8 days, he's kidding" "Howard, honestly" "Oh, honey." "Your aunt pauly called so don't breath to call her back" "I don't know aunt pauly" " Aunt pauly!" " I'm sorry" " Aunt pauly!" " I'm not sure that you're getting it" " Aunt pauly!" " Regina, yelling doesn't help!" "Your cousin kevin's mom!" "What, she's in another one of the comas?" "Howard, get the video camera" " Just kiss him" " I don't know him!" "Doctor said that familiar things might help your memory" "And you and todd have a life together, and..." "Beside, sweetheart, you have to go home with someone" "So, i can either go home with a total stranger or..." "With the people who raise me!" "Wow, that should be an easier choice" "Just kiss him, maybe you'll trick or something" "Like "sleeping beauty"" "You don't have to kiss me." "Maybe there's something else we can try." "Electroshock" "Howard, no." "We've talked about that!" " Maybe just one kiss!" " Uhm?" "Yeah" "I mean, you know..." "we've to trying something, right?" "Ok, you got it" "No, no no, no, no no, no no" "It's just too weird, i'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I have to go home with them" "Well, here...we...are!" "Oh...oh this..." "this is nice!" "Oh, it's the same, as it's always been" "We are doing for one of those "home makeovers" but... oh well" "Want you to take the samantha's things upstairs?" "So?" " Getting anything?" " No." " Oh, ehi, piano!" " Uh ah, piano!" "See if i can play!" " No." " Something that you can just to ask." "Oh, there she is" "Uh, i am so sorry i have not seen you" "I've been in court" "You don't know what they're putting me through on this case" " It has been such a week" " Oh" "Please, tell you forgive me!" "I...forgive you" "Person in a red dress" "Oh, that's right, you don't know me." "Oh my god, of course not." "I'm andrea, i'm your best friend in the whole world" " Oh!" " Goodness" "What is this thing you have?" "Retro what, what?" "Retrograde amnesia" "Then you wake up you... can't remeber anything you've done or you've met" "Ah." "God, i have that every morning oh..." "Mrs newly." "Oh, you think you can gimme a little top up?" "I seem to find the champagne" "Oh, i bet you did!" "Fit enough like that for ******, sweathear, i'll be rich" "Come on" "Come on." "My car is putting down the driver, let's go." "Wait, wait, no, wait!" "Go where?" "They're on the gravitational pole" "What, fist you?" "What you say to?" "We not get along?" "Oh, you get along fine, because you sholdn't have spoken in two years" " What's?" " Here you go, andrea" "You may wanna a switch drinking arm, since i don't wanna book up from insede" " Oh, yeah" " We..." "We haven't spoking in two years?" "Yes, we have." "Who said?" "Her?" "Her toungue is a harsh." "She's a drunk" " What happened to two, we had a fight'" " I don't recall" " How can you not recall?" " How can "you" not recall?" "I have amnesia." "You just lying" "Well why duel an ancient history?" "You don't know the difference anyway" "I need to know the truth expecially about my family" "This is where i came from!" "You made me...who i am?" " Far is a terrible thing to say..." " Apologise your mother, young lady" "Oh, look." "I'll take a look at my car running" "Ok, i'm gonna live with you but, in a separate room or in the couch" "And i'm not gonna have sex with you so you can just get that out of your mind, mr" " Dave?" "Who's that woman?" " No idea!" "?" "Sam, ehy." "It's this one" "Oh, this is the, uh, living room" "You see that harmful flowers and crown moulding" "There's a... a window right there, for seeing...out" "I'm sorry." "I don't know what i'm saying" "No, it's ok, it's ok and i'm sorry too tom" "I...this is gonna be so weird for you" "No, no no no." "It's fine" " And it's...it's todd, by the way" "Oh, god." "Todd, todd." "Right." " You know, i should be writing the stuff down" " Oh, that's the...that's the bathroom" "Oh, and...and down there, that's the, uh, bed...bedroom" "Awkward" "Hey todd." "There're some messages on this machine" "Do you mind if i listen to 'em" "Sure, go for it" "Message 1: todd, just wanted you to know whoever tried to runs sam down..." "We gonna find that guy..." "and we gonna buy him a drink!" "Message 2: todd, it's probably quiet there without sam..." "So if you want, mark and i, can come by, bitches..." "I don't know those guys" " Those guys came with the machine" " Ok, what's the deal?" " With what?" " With us, i mean..." "Do we get alone?" "Do we fight?" " We were both very passionate people" " So then it's a yes on fight" " What else do we do together?" " Watch sports" " Sports?" " Wanna kink it, you stop coocking for me" " I don't think that i'll believe you" " Ehya, you must, this is awesome" "Oh, oh." "Maybe it's someone" "Oh, it's andrea." "Says her name." "That's cool" " Hello?" " Where are you?" "It's renee's birthday, everybody's here." " Did you forget?" " Ok, andrea." "What does "complete memory lost" mean to you?" "It means i am here alone, now party up, but something fabulous is on" " I'll see you at 8." " Ok, all right, uh, goodbye" "Come on" "What?" "Well, uh." "He's not tired." "Where are we going?" "Renee is having a party, so we have to go to see renee" " Who's renee?" " Uh, a work friend, i don't know...." "Where you met her on a conference or you see her in other time things" "Ok, go change" " Not be here." " Me?" "No, no no." "I don't go" "No, no come on." "You have to go!" "It's a birthday party" "It will be, you know, fun!" "Even though you were guard birthdays as challege" "Policy for how we steal attention on a gift" " Oh, when do i said that?" " Uh, when you forgot mine" " Again." "Awkward" " Look, uh." "If you need me too...i'll go" "Yes, i do." "And i'wll call that dena girl and i'll make her coming." "Oh my god." "I have a daughter?" "Good thing about amnesia:" "All new clothes no rerents" "Bad: every minute is like that dream where you haven't been in the class" "All year..." "and the test is now." "Damn, no." "I left my notebook in the car" "No, you know what?" "I'll get it" "Todd, thank you so much for coming with me, i'm...i'm so sorry that i'm so needed, since i..." "Can't explain this" "Everybody knows things about me and i know absolutely nothing" "I'm just feel...unarmed, you know?" "It's like i'm like...freaking out, you know?" "Ok, uh, you love elvis costello, you hate opera" "You take, uh, coming provided vitamins 'cause you can't swallow pills" "And you always sneeze 3 time in a word" "And you never leave me blanket because you..." "You know, pump pump in your hand, just like a little girl" " Ok, what else..." " Okay" "Ehi...friends" "Strangers" "Where have you been?" "I own one sorry from you in two weeks" "You mad at me, don't you?" "I'll make it up to you" "I...can't swallow pills" "Excuse me" "Bye, nice to meet you" "Yeah, you made it" "Ok, just now, some guy just kissed me" "Uh, just one?" "You're out of the game." "Here, have a drink" "Come on, renee is waiting for you" "Good, good..." "ok, what she wanna...she..." "Ok, i should write this down." "Oh, no." "I don't have my notebook" "I got it, i got it oh, it's ready" " Ok, write this down." "One: renee is a "he"" " Renee is a "he"" " Two: renee is your lover" " He is my lover" "No, no, no no no i'm sure that's wrong" "Because todd is my..." " Oh, i'm bad" " Oh, yeah" "So that's renee my work friend" "That's renee, uhu" " Who's that?" " His wife." "He dosn't like her" "Write it down" " Drea" " Andrea," "Andrea." "Todd is gonna be here in any second" "Are you crazy?" "Why did you invite todd?" "Oh, i don't know." "I thought maybe my boyfriend may like a little playdate" "Ehi, eyha, hi, oh..." "i gotta here before you guys" "I'm always earlier, i can't help it" "But i was convinced, the address is fake or" "You know, static at the windows and worse watching me untill i just leave, so...uh" "Why is she talking to us?" " It's dena" " Samantha's friend" "Oh, i don't think so, no." "No, i am" "Oh, god there's todd ok i'll getting him out of here" "I am" "Ehi, todd, todd, todd" "Hei, listen." "Uh, you know how you were so nice to come and that i really really need you to come here?" "Well..." " You good?" " I'm good" "See ya" " I need my coat" " Oh, in a minute" "Ok, come on, tell her what that you lied" "Ok, samantha, we're gonna find this so funny later" "We are not that close, now" "But we were, up into 7th grade" "When you became more popular and i became less and less" "Much less and i heard what happened you went to the hospital" "And everybody thought that we're still friends" "Oh, your poor mom." "Can't you see she was happy you had a friend" "So, you know, i just..." "i just come coming back" "See?" "It's just pretty funny" "Ok, so, uh..." "Beside todd, who i betrayed" "I only have one friend?" "Honey, i'm the only friend you need" "I said i need my coat" "All right girly, listen, i know you're in hurry to get to work" "But trust me, your street corner is still gonna be there" "My baby is still in there" "Oh, come here" " Let's go and talk to renee" " I don't want to talk to renee" " Coat, please" " Who's renee?" " Her guy" " No no no" " Todd is her guy" " Todd is my guy" " Yeah" " She doesn't even know todd" "Now we can find what you'll feel with him..." "why am i talking to you?" "Wait a minute, wait a minute why, why,why do i wanna end with him?" "Is it a bad relationship?" "I mean maybe we could have worked on it" "But todd is so nice" "I mean, if he was my boyfriend, i would lock the door and i'd never let him out of the house" "Which was a problem before, it is not now" "Choose renee, he's fun, he's sexy he got some foresee and he got a plane" " And the wife." "He's a cheater" " And so are you" "You're perfect for each other" "No, maybe not, now, people can change" "People can change" "People cannot change they are who they are" "If people could change would you be you?" "She miss a good point" "Samantha...no attention to you." "It's unforgivable" "Listen, i'm leaving, so..." "Happy birthday, i can give some earings" " Don't ask." " What?" "No, don't do this." "Let's go somewhere." "Hawaii." "Let's go tomorrow" " Tonight" " Tonight" "Let's go to holland..." "you choose" "I'm leaving mauriee." "Tonight." "Right after the cake" "I like cake" "Well, how do i sneeze?" "Why?" "You have a cold?" "Why don't you tell me before i kissed you?" "I have an investment meeting tomorrow" "You're right andrea." "We're perfect for each other" "I just don't wanna be" "Oh, here." "Got you some earings" "One day to time..." "30 days" "Am i alcoholic?" "Andrea" "Waste 30 days in my life" "Any new comers tonight?" "Uh, me" "Or not" "I don't know" "Maybe i'm regular here" "You tell me." "I'm samantha" "Hi samantha" "Ok, that's not really answer my questions" "I'm...ok, just one second i just want to grab something, uh" "Maybe i like cake..." "let's try that" "Oh, god, no i don't..." "I'm sorry." "I'm tryng, i gotta get muffin then" "Some kind of muffin, uh." "Banana!" "Banana, i can be allergic or not" "Oh, well, apple muffin." "Do you have donuts?" " You drunk, aren't you?" " No, one drink, i swear" "How long since your last meeting?" "I don't know." "I've been unconscious for 8 days" "Oh, no, no no." "Not like that" "Listen, i... i hit my head and then i've lost my memory" "Yeah, like a cartoon, right?" "And uh, at first my problem was that..." "i don't know who i was" "But now, my problem is that i do know who i was" "I really hate it." "And i really wanna change but maybe i can't" "You know?" ""I am what i am"" "Popeye, that i remember." " I just wanna make good choices" " Try the lemon square" "Yeah, but that's it" "That's my point, ok" "I can...i can...i can go have a bite of a lemon square" "Really good" "But this after side alone, make me a lemon square person" "Or... i might just really, uh, a blueberrytory person" "Really really wants to be a ****** lovely little lemon square person" "But cause this destiny" "I wake up day after day in a freak blueberry form" "I think you should leave" " But i'm...i'm an alcoholic" " Don't care" "Ok, i'm taking last..." "I really like this, i'm all right" " Is that coffee shake?" " Out!" " I know" " Bye samantha." "You just see that, what i just said?" "I just walked by, i don't say hi, i don't say thanks, i don't even know your name" "What kind of person, does that?" "It's scary" "Really is" "Frank" "Hi frank" "Ask a question." "Answer incomplete sentences." "If you could start over." "Rewind your life do it all definitely" "What would you change?" "Even if that change was hard and starry it might leave you even more alone" "Todd?" "Yeah" "Renee is a guy" "I knew it." "I knew something was up" "I'm really really sorry" "But look, if it helps." "I don't even know what i did." "So, it's kinda like not doing it at all" "What's?" "You are going with insanity defence" " Yes, as a plant" " Not well" "Ok, look, i don't blame you for being mad" " Ok, but" " No" "Mad?" "No i'm not mad" "I'm grateful" " Oh, really" " Yeah" "'Cause, you know, your grateful face looks a lot like a "grrrr" face" "No, you know what i am?" "Relieved" "Because you finally gave me the excuse i need to break-Up with you" "Cheated, bad sam!" " Break-Up with her" " I already did" "When?" "Right before the accident" "Ok, look, we met at the coffee place i told you, you left upset" "Next thing i hear you were in the hospital" " We met at the coffee place" " Yes, i just told you that" "No, we met at the coffee place" "It's were we first met, i remember" "Deca and latte" "Ok, todd" "Double latte for todd" "Todd" "Here, it's mine, thanks" "Sorry, i was outside, whoa, whoa, whoa is that mine?" "No, it's mine" " Your name is todd?" " Uhm uhm" "Me too" "Oh well, good, then i'll see you at "the todd's club"" "Hei, can i take you a picture?" "Really mister?" "Are you one of them photographer is looking for models?" "No, i just wanna show the cops the picture of the girl just stole my latte" " Smile" " Oh, good" " That's gonna make a great motion" " I'll add it to the pile" "Well that's sam" " What a... a nut!" " Yep" "I guess, so i'll...go" "Oh, great, sorry" "Thanks" "It's weird" "You know what's crazy?" "I rea...i, uh...how about you know more about my life tonight, you, uh?" "I mean just standing on here watching me coming and go every night" "Except thursdays" "Thursdays i have my spin writing class" " How's that going?" " It's going well." " Good" " So, where do you go from here?" "Oh, that is the question, uh?" "I guess...go back to work..." "i'll try to form some healty relationships" "Make some better friend, make some better choices" "I ment east mount or west?" "Oh, i'm...sorry, i don't..." "There's a tom wait's song" ""If you get far enough for way you'll be on your way back home "" "Wow, yeah" "Ok, what does that mean?" "If you're trying to tell a story..." "you best start at the beginning" " Oh...i'm sorry, one more time..." " Go home" "Listen, before i come in." "I just...just tell me you're not the one who turned right me down" "Howard, she's back" "That's not an answer" "You can use your room, but..." "do you know where it is?" "Oh, no...i don't" "Just guess, come on, it'll be fun" "You know, uh, just one more question" "Is there any chance that i was adopted?"