"(High-pitched shouting)" "No, please, please, no!" "Ohh, please!" " (Music slows down and distorts)" " No, please, please." "I'm sorry to interrupt the show." "We're filming our live DVD tonight, which is weird, because it's the 8th of May and we've been doing this show since the beginning of October so you're trying to encapsulate the best bits of everything into this show." "...people who lived here are, in a word, scum." " Maybe we should move on." "But sometimes to get the best of the tour, you have to muck around on stage and then you think, "lf I muck around and we don't get it right on camera," ""then it was a wasted opportunity. "" "Don't fuck it up for me!" "Quickly, fat boy, run!" "Is it just one camera catching that cos I do my bum to somebody?" "Yes, we've got cameras both ends, you see, so that's the great thing." "I do that to the bloke there and I thought, I wonder if you'll get the bum..." "Whichever way you do the bum, I've got a camera on either side." "And then I'll probably go... (Geoff) That's perfect cos there's a camera just here and a camera just there." " Yeah, then run out there." " There's no way the bum will be missed." " No." " OK." "That's really settled my nerves about that fantastically subtle, brilliant moment of comedy!" "Hello." "We're going to take some photographs shortly for the, um... for Lou and Andy on stage, which we might use for the DVD cover." "Here we go." "Sits comfortably like an old friend." "This is a different wig to the one we use in the live show." "The one we use in the live show has a thicker lace, which makes it, I suppose, more durable." "Um..." "And, of course, an audience a little far away can't really see the lace." "When you're up close on television, the lace needs to be thinner." " I'll make you look horrible now." " Yeah, I hope so." "The worse the better as Andy." "Lisa obviously couldn't be with us for the whole tour, but she's designed the make-up." "How did you find it?" "Was there a difference rendering the characters from stage... from screen to stage?" "Obviously, we do Bubbles on the telly and it takes six hours." " We do it here and it takes..." " Three minutesl" "Well, about 15 minutes during the interval." "We don't have time for all the nice little intricacies." "Stuff like this, you know, this red raw, we don't do." "See, if I had this as Andy in the stage show, then I'd have it as..." " For the rest of the day." " For the rest of the first half, you see." "Right, glasses and we're there." "Thank you." " (As Andy) Do the face." "Get the specs on." " Where did that come from?" "Hi." "Yeah, Andy Pipkin." "(Lisa) Da-daa!" "Thank you." "How am I gonna get out of this chair?" " You can do it, Andy. just try." " Have to carry me." "You mustn't film me as Andy walking." "Actually you can." " We have seen you." " As long as Lou doesn't see it." "You have, yes." "OK, let's have a look at these." " That's nice." " Quite nice." "You should be slightly..." "Our heads should be closer, ie, you slightly crouching down." " For David." " Sorry..." "I'm the one who has to stoop..." "This is Ted Robbins, who you know, of course." "Or, as I was known in my many early auditions, "Next! "" "How's it going?" " Thank you!" " (Laughter)" "Anyway, see you guys. just thought I'd pop in." "Nice photograph." " Apologise to Mummy." " Nice to see you." "(Laughter)" "OK, see you, anyway." "Gotta go." "Bye." "Oh, sorry!" "Sorry about that." "How did those get there?" "I was just saying, we've been going..." "We've never had a live show filmed before." "Our own one, you know, so we'll probably find out why tonight." "(# Disco)" "# Ga-a-ay" "# Ga-a-ay" "# Ga-a-ay, only gay #" "(Applause and cheering)" "(Paul) It was very controlled." "So... er... yeah, I'm pleased." "I'm sweaty now." "But I've enjoyed it." "They were a nice audience." "It was quite nerve-wracking and I was aware of the cameras... um... behind stage as well as kind of recording us." "But once you do the first..." "After I'd done my first two scenes, I kind of just really enjoyed it and the audience were really behind us and supportive and just enjoyed it." "Oh, sorry, we've only filmed this show two nights and there's a bit in the song that I got wrong both times, so..." "I just need to cover it off, but it's only a 15-, 20-second bit." "They can shoot it from here and insert it." " Right, go # I'm gay, I'm gay... #" " Yeah." "It's a weird way to end the show." "When I used to do Shooting Stars..." "Back in the old days!" "...they used to film all my bits and then, at the end of the show, as the audience were leaving, I'd have to film everything again on close-up, so everything you saw in the final cut was what I'd done after the audience had left." "To create these moments." "It's quite strange to do." "But it'd be awful if we never got this moment." "Bit drama, innit?" "(Inaudible lyrics)" " (Applause, cheering and whooping) - (Director) Thank you, everybody." "Thank you, everyone." "See you later on." "Get off my land!" "(Matt) It's the day after yesterday." "Was is it?" "About quarter-past seven?" " (Cameraman) Ten-past seven." " And we go up at eight." "I don't like arriving too early and hanging around." "Have you had a look at the room?" " It's big, innit?" " Massive." "This is where we did our first arena gig and we never planned to do these sort of gigs, but the demand was there." "And so, yeah, we've got these big screens up and..." "Right, I'm gonna go and have meself a fun-sized Milky Way." "Cor, I'm knackered." "I've been writing all day, most of the day." " (Loud music)" " Shall we sneak a peek?" " Blooming heck!" "Look through there." " (Loud music)" "It's 11, 12, 13,000, is it?" "I don't know." "It's crazy cos comedy shouldn't work in front of this many people." "See, it's a funny thing, this whole..." "All of this, we tour with." "We tour with our own stage." "So we can arrive..." "Hello, hello." "We can arrive somewhere and not know it but it still feels familiar." "When you see all the furniture and things that come on and off, it's got these tracks." "You think, "Oh, that must be very high-tech, all the things that come off."" "No, there's just three sets of tracks in the stage and there's just very strong men winding handles." "You think "Who's pressing buttons? " No one is, they're just winding handles." "Right, I'm gonna go and get into costume." "I'll see you later." "It's my '80s look." "Hello!" "I'm having a mini Flake." "I did say earlier it was gonna be a fun-sized Milky Way," "I said it in a sort of vaguely comedic Scouse accent, didn't I?" "Yeah, good that." "Nice, isn't it?" "Oh, dear, it's like two championship fighters, isn't it?" "The Rumble in the jungle all over again!" "(Distorted voices from the show)" "(Voices echo through backstage area)" "Now it's the Milky Way." "Now it's the Milky Way." "It's a great warm-up - they just show people in the audience, some of whom know they're on camera and some of whom don't." "(# Loud disco)" "I think it went well." "We got a nice standing ovation and..." "Yeah, I think it seemed to go well." "I'm going to Nottingham." " Bye-bye." " Cheerio." "Bye-bye."