"I like to say that ping pong is the last remaining egalitarian sport." "Just one bounce on either side." "That's all." "And then that ulcer thing hurt like hell and I couldn't eat a thing." "I just kept throwing up." ""Lord, have mercy on me." "Lift me up into grace."" "And even then I just sip." "I've never been a gulper." "I'm not in that much of a hurry." "So I had to go back to the first, the one with all the side effect." "And of course: "That's what I told you!"." "He hadn't said a thing." "Although the other one had, about the mucous membranes." "When I laid there with a lead mat covering my balls as they sent me into that thin tube." ""You shouldn't eat them on an empty stomach!"" "I mean, I couldn't keep a single thing down." "You just have to get used to it." "You just get conflicting information your entire life." "I like to say that it doesn't matter what you do." "The Americans will do what they want anyway." "The world says, "This way", and the Americans say "No, that way"." "So it doesn't matter anyway." "Hey there." "62, 63, 64, 65 66, 67, 68, 69" "70, 71, 72, 73, 74..." "Thank you." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Thank you." "There's a tournament coming up." "You all know how to play ping pong, right?" "You at least have an idea." "I need to ask them to fix the air conditioning down here." "One bounce either side, three serves each." "Regular ping pong." "First on your own side, then the opponent's." "After that you just hit it over to the opponent." "Give it a shot." "You're doing great." "It's your own fault for touching my boobs." " Go on, hit me." " Flex it." "Pathetic." "Is that the best you can do?" "Jossan, cut it out." "They're supposed to be playing." " Did you know Anja loves you?" " Erik, come on now." "Damn it, turn out the light." "We don't want to play." "I'm talking to him, my so-called brother Erik." "THE KING OF PING PONG" "One." "Two." "Three." "Four." "Five." "Screw it." "Shut up and concentrate." "You can play later." "Cut it out." "If you're going to behave this way, you can just forget it." " We can play too." "It's not up to you." " Why are you being such a pain?" "Evidently I have to be, if you can't behave like adults." "This isn't some playground." "I could spend my time on something more worthwhile than this center." "We might as well skip the tournament if that's what you want." "Yeah, let's skip the tournament." "No, I will live up to the promise I made." "It isn't the submarine they want to raise." "They wanted to ban the burial of all the dead Russians." "They cut it in half and left it." "And it had nuclear weapons." "That's what I call a ticking bomb." "Do you know what the half-life is for nuclear fuel?" " Come on, leave him alone." " Hey, Jossan." " Hey, Barrel." " Hi, Erik." "Do you have a lighter?" " Yeah." " Nice." "You want a cigarette?" " Yeah." "Took the car out this morning." "It was so slippery I ran into a dumpster." "One hell of a crash." " I hear you got busted." " For breaking into day care?" "Yeah." " You know what we got." " Yeah. 40 bananas." "Mikko!" "Come on, let's go." " I gotta go." " Where are you going?" "Into town." "My brother got dumped, so we're pity drinking." "Do you know what the half-life is for nuclear fuel?" "A thousand years." "Even then you're only down to half." "Hey, brother." "Just say the word next time they do something." "And I'll nail 'em." "I don't care about those idiots." "They're only in ninth grade." "Don't be sad." "I'll break their noses next time." "I don't care how many of them there are." "Don't take too much." "Hi, everybody." "I'm just taking my jacket off." "Is he eating here?" "Is he moving in, or what?" "You could look in on him once a week or so." " I said I don't have time." " But it's spring break." "I think he wants to talk to you." "About some extra cash, I think." "I have the tournament all week." "You think we want to work in his crappy store?" "Cut it out, right now." "I guess Dad can't come, what with you being so busy and all." " Did he call?" "When?" " I said we were very busy this week." "You dumb cunt!" "Why didn't you say anything?" " You're beyond worthless." " Is that what you think?" "Really?" "Do you feel that way too?" "That I'm beyond worthless?" "Go away!" "Idiot, you have to apologize." "I told you to go away." "I told you I don't want any." "I'm not some damn dog." "Don't be juvenile." "Come on and apologize." "No way." "She's a fucking idiot." " What the hell?" " You know how this ends." "Listen, listen..." "That's Gunnar." "Aw, man..." "What an idiot!" " Do you want them?" " Go ahead, take them." "What will you do for spring break?" "I don't know." "I guess there'll be a tournament or something." "I can't make you..." "But like I said, I could take some time during break, if you want." "No one needs to see it, I promise." "We could start with a body board." "Don't you understand that you scare me when you sink like that?" " Yeah." " And yet you do it anyway?" "Yeah." "There are things down there you don't really want to see." "He was down to cut the submarine open." "With all those dead Russians inside." "And they had a big light that they shone at the insides." "There were dead bodies everywhere." " So he's seen a thing or two." " I can imagine." "But he's tough." "They check all that stuff ahead of time, lung capacity and stuff." "He can hold his breath underwater for minutes." "Well, then it's in your blood." "HEY, BOYS." "HOW ARE YOU?" "DAD" " Shouldn't Dad do it?" " No, go ahead now." "73.5?" "What kind of pipes do they have up here anyway?" "Damn idiots." "73.5, what kind of standard is that?" "Did you talk to Gunnar about the coveralls?" "Why don't you visit him this week?" "He wants you to try them on first." "He's being really nice." "They're over a thousand crowns each." "Rille, you're not eating too much before dinner, are you?" ""These have already been 'peyd'."" "So, who...?" "What's the matter, Rille?" "Shouldn't you wear your sweater?" "I can go get it." "You know I'm warm-blooded." "What did you do to your bangs?" "Don't you worry." "Everything will be great once we're done." "I'll just set up the shampoo section and paint the walls." "Then throw out all the trash and do it right this time." "It'll look really nice, you'll see." "I just need to get this up first." "What's that?" "I've already paid these." " So, have you heard from Dad?" " Well, I never..." "I have to wait for that conversion ring." "Well, have you?" "You know what he's like." ""Kisses, G."" "The Americans will do what they want anyway." "It doesn't matter." "If you call that democracy, you must be joking." "Just look at Iraq or that Russian sub they were going to raise." "It isn't the sub they want to raise." "They wanted to ban the burial of all the dead Russians." "They cut it in half and left it." "And it had nuclear weapons." "That's what I call a ticking bomb." "How are things with that girl in tech?" "The frizzy blonde?" "Her?" "Naw..." "You don't get time to talk to them." "The lunch breaks are so short." "40 minutes." " And you want to rest up too." " Yeah, of course." "And it'd be a hassle to go into town every time you want to meet." " What about Anja?" "She lives here." " No, that's robbing the cradle." "It's interesting about me and my brother." "He's small and I'm big." "He's impulsive and I'm more deliberate." "But sometimes he can really annoy me." " It hit the edge." " No way!" " Yes, it hit the edge." " Yeah, it did." "Match ball." "You know what the deal is." "One Zingo." "We're a bit like Yin and Yang." "It's probably our fate." "He knows who the boss is." " What's that?" " A blending stomp." " What do you use it for?" " Stomping." " Did you see where the ball went?" " No, I didn't." "It's awful." "They just keep disappearing, all the time." " They should be bigger." " What?" "Nothing." "It's so stupid that you can't air this place out." " Don't you smell it?" " What?" " The sweat." " Maybe a bit, but..." "I guess it doesn't matter." "Thanks." "Here." "He gets about 70,000 per dive deposited into a Spanish account." "He's made sure to cash in." " Come on, flex it!" " You do it." " What are they doing?" " Kids." "I've started teaching him to drive." "It's not that big a deal." "This was comfortable." " Do you want to try it?" "Come help me, Anja!" "Come on!" "Come now!" "Flex it!" " You too, Anja." "Come on." "You are the way you are, I guess." "You can't change that." "Well, I guess you can change your hair style, find Jesus or something." "I don't know." "But basically, you are who you are." "I think you just have to accept that." " Big brother, wait." " What do you want?" " Can I take care of the rackets?" " No, I better have the key." "Not that I think anything would happen but if it does, I'm responsible." "Hey, guys." "I think it should be visible now, don't you?" "Why the hell is Road-Gunnar here all the time?" "Nice to see you too, sunshine." "Hug?" "Don't I get a hug?" " Do we have to talk about it now?" " I'm not being demanding." "We have to talk about it." "Sooner or later, he has to find out." "What?" "You've just kept moving it." "Don't I have a say?" "I can't just pay." "Stop that!" "Who do you think you're protecting?" "He's just as much my son." "He has a right to know." " What is it?" " It's Rickard." "He's coming." " Erik?" "Aren't you at the center?" " Where's Rille?" "On the toilet?" "What?" "What are you all doing here?" " Get a spoon." " No, screw it." " Don't you want the sandwich?" " It's not working." "So, go get a spoon." "How are you?" "Everything alright?" " Who is she?" " She's..." "She wanted to tag along." "Is that alright?" "She can do that, right?" "One bag of candy." "Another bag of candy." "Are you sitting comfortably?" "Everything okay?" "Then let's go." "Dad." "Dad..." "What?" "Are you scared?" " Rille, do you want to drive?" " No, I don't think I can." " Of course you can." " I can." "I want to drive!" " Fine, one more time." " God, you suck." "Let me drive." " Shut up!" " Stop it." "Soon." "We still have time." " Start it." " Come on, turn it!" "Shut up!" " Make him get out." "Let Rille drive." " Let him be." "You're his brother." " This always happens with him." "We can do something you and me, tomorrow." "We can go ice fishing and you can do your test driving in peace." " What about her?" "Her!" "She's not coming along." "It's just you and me." "What do you say?" ""Hair-dressur"." "Dresser misspelled." " Dress-ur." " Dress-ur." " Dress-ur." " What an idiot." "Well, hi there, Rille!" "Mom!" " Have you seen Mom?" " She's around here somewhere." " Where's Erik?" " Don't know." "In his room, maybe." "By the way, these coveralls..." "You have to try them on." " How about popping by this week?" " No, I don't think I have time." "How's the ping pong going?" "You don't need a new racket?" "Are you back already?" "You haven't been driving on the ice?" "No." "What?" "Where you driving on the ice?" "No." "I'm hungry." "What did he say?" "Was he going to come by tomorrow too?" " I don't know." "Rille, what about your tournament at the center?" "Are you dropping that?" " No, but..." "Come on!" " Don't do it." "Don't drop it." "You know what he's like." "Don't drop it!" "But he just has to put the tank back." ""I have to follow my instructions." You know, instructions, but..." "Rickard..." " Right, we did say today." "Sorry." " What?" "This is even better." "Sit down, Rickard." "Now we just need something to drink." "What do you want?" "Zingo?" "Cola?" "Fanta?" "Two Zingos." "Will Zingo do?" "You guys like Zingo." " Don't sit on me." " Cut it out." " Shut up." " We're going to have a good time." "I mean, it's spring break." "Dammit!" " Fanta?" " We said Zingo." "No Zingo, only Fanta." "It's the same." " No, it isn't." " Come on." "Stop being such a child." " What did you talk about?" " What?" " You and Dad." " Nothing." "His house." " What house?" " The one he's bought, or will buy." " What, here?" " No, in China." "What do you think?" " She was..." "You have your sodas." " Did you buy a house?" "What is this?" "Who put this here?" "Who ordered this?" "I asked for water." " Why hasn't he said anything to me?" " As if I know." "So, you really bought it?" "That is one hell of a noise." "Do you hear that?" "There it is: "Thump-thump"" "Do you hear that?" "It has to be the damned gimbal." "I'll be right back." " What the hell are you doing?" " I just asked." "Cut it out!" "Five hundred for Rille." "And one hundr...." "Alright, five hundred for Erik." "Do something fun." "Go to the movies or take your girlfriends out." "That's what they like, a man with money." "You got that from me." "Take last night." " She says "Two glasses house red"." " Who is she?" "She is..." "It doesn't matter." ""Two glasses house red"." "No way." "A full bottle." "Of your best." "And what's your best food?" "Bring it." "So it was sweet and sour shrimp crab and something." "Some sort of bamboo thingy." "For dessert:" "Cookies with little notes." "And listen to this." "A tip of two hundred." ""For me?", says the waitress." ""Oh yeah." "That's for you."" "And that was that." "That's how I am." "Too nice for my own good." " Or what do you say, Rille?" " Are we going to the house?" "The house?" "The house." "It's just a house." "Nothing special." "You don't have to tell Mom about it." "It's between us." "Right?" " Here it is." " Wow, that's big." "Isn't it?" "What do you say, Rille?" "What the hell..." " How did you get in?" " The porch door was open." "Damn, I'd forgotten to lock it." "Come on, let's check the top floor." " There's loads of Jesus pictures." " We have to do this another time." " Is that okay?" " But we just got here." "But I don't have time now." "Come on." "Take it easy!" "Be careful." "Oh, that thing." "Haven't they picked it up yet?" "There." "No problem." "What do you say, Rille?" "It could be nice - just you, me and Erik." "We can do it." "This is the beginning." "Hey..." " Yes?" " You..." "No, never mind." "It..." " Is this going to be my room?" " I was thinking it Rille's." "Why does he always get the biggest room?" " You can have it." " Are you sure?" "That's awesome." "Good, Rille." "You're nice, that's good." "You got that from me." "These are some guys I have." "Come on, Rille!" "You're the best thing I have." "Do you know that?" "I want to give you everything." "I think about you all the time." "I want you to be doing well." "Are you doing well?" "Of course you are." "After all, you have each other." "If only I had someone I could trust." "Someone to talk to." "Blood ties are the only ones that count." "Those damned yanks just sink it all." "Shit, check it out!" "Is it loaded?" "Put that back." "Do you hear me?" "Put that back!" "Well, boys..." "Are you sitting up front?" " No, you go ahead." " What?" "Okay." "Come in, come in!" " I came for the coveralls." " Right, right." "They're over here." "I only have XL, but the sizes are pretty big so I think they'll fit anyway." "I..." "Here you go." " Didn't want them just laying here." " That's not a problem." "Bye." " So, how big is this store?" " You mean in square meters?" " Yeah." "Something like that." "What was it?" "120 square meters if I recall correctly." "Well..." "I think I should get going." "NORDIC GATE ALMOST READY TO BUILD" "NORDIC GATE DENIED" "It's so dark." "Cold." "It's another world down there." "Quiet." "Calm." "It's just you and your thoughts." "You feel free." "Everybody deserves a break." "Right?" "Why did you and Gunnar have such a falling out?" "I don't care about that man." "I don't give a shit about him." "He might as well be a silverfish." ""Dress-ur"." "That says it all about Gunnar Bodén." ""Soft and round like Gunnar Bodén."" " I guess he's a little weird." " Weird?" "That's just the beginning." "Damn hypocritical moralist." "Totally humorless, totally orthodox." "A conformist." "Not to mention a teetotaler." "I'll say one thing for Gunnar Bodén." "He's really good at protecting his own interests." "That's where I've been far too nice." "Nope, nope, nope..." "It seems I forgot the fishing rod." "We could just stand around here for a while." "Or what do you say, Rille?" " No, I think we'd better get going." " Can we just leave it like this?" "Rille, honey..." "There are more hot dogs in the freezer." "Don't forget to brush your teeth." "What's the matter?" "Did something happen?" "What's that you have there?" "Oh, this thing..." "Did you screw him?" "Is he my dad?" " Rille..." " I heard you." "No, honey..." "No." "So what is he, if he isn't my dad?" "This just came out all wrong." "Can you answer me?" "Is he my dad?" " No." "Gunnar is Erik's dad." " What?" " What the hell are you saying?" " I'm really sorry, Rickard." "We were going to tell you." "So he's not my brother?" "Of course he is." "So, when were you planning on telling us?" "I didn't want this to happen." "I wanted Erik to start school first and finish everything here." "School?" "He's in goddamn sixth grade!" "What about Dad?" "Does he know?" "Rickard, listen to me..." "You can't..." "We have to talk about this, all of us." "Rickard!" "What about Erik?" "He has to be told." "I will." "But I want to tell him myself." "Promise me you won't say anything." "Can you promise that?" " Sucker!" " No way, it hit the edge." " No, it didn't." " You lose." "Next." "No." "Next." "We're not done here." "Next." "Give him the racket!" " No, I'm taking the racket." "Give me." " What the hell are you doing?" "The racket is mine." "Let go." "Who runs things here?" "And it's mostly for students in 4th through 6th grade, as you know." "As for the locker key, you were never meant to take it home." "It isn't your key, it belongs to the youth center." "And the ping pong room belongs to everyone." "Everyone gets to play." "Which is why I don't think the tournament is a good idea." "It's not about competition, but about letting everyone play." "It's not really that important." "Let's just say you keep the key for now." "For this week." "But you have to let everyone play, so no one feels left out." "What the hell are you doing here?" "Stop moping, big brother." "It's going to be great to get away from this damned radon house." "I talked to Jossan a while back." "Guess what Anja said about you?" "You're the damned King, come on." "Never mind people's bullshit." "You're a damned character." "You're the awesomest, coolest, biggest, best..." "No one could ask for a better brother." "Hey..." "There's one thing..." "What?" "No..." "When I die, boys, you get to take over." "That'll be nice." "Just look at the yanks." "Let me tell you about the yanks...." "They do what they want anyway." "You just have to accept that." "I tried to explain, to tell them." "No, no." "I did tell them." "This crap will never disappear." "Generation upon generation." "Radioactive cod." "I have two boys at home, goddammit!" "We're just pawns in their game." "But for my exceptional lungs" "I never would have sacrificed myself." "Where are we?" "Look out." "Turn to the right!" "Are you okay?" " Should I go out and push?" " No, I can do this." "I can do it." "Come on." "I'll drive you home." "I'll walk." "What do you say, Rickard?" "No, I should..." "He's you dad, after all." "Here, take them." "But make sure he doesn't drive." " Promise?" " Okay." "He's such a liar." "That dump old coot can't even spell his own name." " Tell me, Rille." "Was he drunk?" " No, he wasn't." " I'm talking to Rille!" " Was he?" " I don't know." " Alright, I guess he was." " Shut up, idiot." "Are you stupid?" "He's just a damned drunk anyway." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "That's enough!" "You can't see him." "Not as long as he can't stay sober." " Erik!" " Stupid cunt." "Will you stop eating all the time?" "Are you happy now?" "Was this what you wanted?" " But, Rille..." " I mean..." "Does that drunk know?" "What?" "That he's not my brother's father." "I haven't been able to." "I haven't wanted to tell him." "Good thinking." "I know you find it strange." "You don't know how often I've heard his drunk ramblings on the phone." "When he yammers about coming here." "One week, only seven days a year." "He wouldn't spend seven seconds with you if he knew..." "Are you putting sugar on the bun?" "What?" " Do you want to borrow a t-shirt?" " What did you talk about?" " I just told her straight." " No, the other thing." " What?" " You talked about me." " No." " Come on, Rille." "Don't lie." "We're brothers, damn it." "No..." "Move." "I have to lie down." "My tummy really hurts." "Move over." "My tummy hurts." " That Gunnar, you know?" " What?" " Speak up, so I can hear you." " There's this thing." "That Gunnar Bodén we're getting the coveralls from..." " Yeah, what about that frog." " He's your dad." "Are you fucked in the head?" " Have you seen Erik?" " No." " How are you doing?" " Okay." "I'm good." "Except that life is like a damned merry-go-round sometimes." "I hate when you start with a shadow and it just grows and grows..." "Erik, come here and let me talk to you." "Hi, Rille." "Come here, let me give you something." "Come on, come here." " No." " Erik!" " Here, you can have it." " I don't want it." " It's a damned gift." " Erik!" " What the hell are you doing?" "Come on, Rille." "Let's go." "We have fruit drink, raspberry drink, apple juice and Martini." "No alcohol." "There's cola in the fridge." " What kind?" " Lidl Cola." " Diet or Regular?" " Regular." "Yeah, that'll do." " The contents are still the same." " What?" "I said that I think the contents are the same." "Just different packaging." " What do you think?" " Nice." "Nice shadows." "Why do they call him Road-Gunnar?" "He planned some road that never happened." "A total fiasco." "It was worth billions, but he forgot to check the frogs." " Their species." " Frogs?" "It was some special species that lives only in that swamp." "I'm not an expert, but..." "Imagine thinking about a road for 15 years and then it doesn't happen." " I guess it's in the nature of it." " I find frogs disgusting." "Yeah, I don't trust them." "It's like they talk without having anything to say." "Can I move?" " You want to go to the bathroom?" " No, I just want to check my watch." "He has to be somewhere." "I have to hang up." "Can't you come home?" "What are you up to?" "Just a thing." "I have to finish it." "I'll be home later." "Bye." " Maybe he's at the hot dog stand?" " A friend?" "What friend?" " No one special, just a friend." " That's nice, that you have a friend." "You're so nice, Rille." "So grown up and good." "I'm really sorry it turned out this way." "Rickard, this doesn't have to change things." "He was my brother, don't you get that?" "There." "I think it's done." "You can have it." "Erik, I picked up your coveralls." "I'll let you take care of the ping pong locker key." "I'll hang it here, on the door." "I'll put the coveralls here too." "I'm in my room if you want me." "Hello, this is Anja." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Well, I guess she might have drawn you the way she sees you." "Yeah, I guess." "But I already know what I look like." "I'm going to tell you something." "I'm sure this sounds strange, but people used to call me Road-Gunnar." "Road-Gunnar." "It's true." "Road-Gunnar." "It's a long story." "I was project manager at the Road Administration, over ten years ago." "I fought with environmentalists about the building of a road." "They didn't mean anything by it." "People are thoughtless." "It just made me so sick." "I lay awake nights." "Acid reflux, high blood pressure, racing heard, constant diarrhea and hair loss." "I mean, it was:" ""Hi there, Road-Gunnar!"" "In the office, at the post office, at lunch, everywhere." "The more they saw that the road wouldn't be, the funnier it got." "Like a vicious circle." "I found my own way of letting go." "Quite a few trips to the bars." " Then what happened?" " I'd reached the end of the road." "I'd been all the way to the council to try to overturn the decision." "That's when I felt my chest tightening." "And I woke up under a pool table, dressed in only a milkman's coat." "Somehow I managed to collect myself and get to my car." "I grabbed the steering wheel and said: "Drive home."" "But I left the route." "Turned right, instead of left." "That's when I knew that I was going there." "To the swamp." "I stopped the car and walked out across the swamp." "3 kilometers to the north is Tjurvika 4 kilometers south, the end of the Bällsta River." "Middle of nowhere." "And that's when I see Europe Road 37 in all its glory." "The traffic area New Nordic Gate." "It was entirely completed." "All the road barriers and the symmetrically arranged exits." "I stood there, looking at the road that'll never be built." "I realized that this was the road I'd been on all my life." "Just one long straightaway." "So I turned off it, onto another road." "And far away, by Penta Hill, under the big fir tree" "I can see a foggy light." "It might have been the cortisone, but I can still see this store." "It's been a lot of work." "Finding the space, making new contacts connecting with the distributors." "A constant battle to be seen." "And at first some people asked, "What does he know about sports?"" ""Nothing", I said." ""But why should that stop me?"" "Is it bleeding?" "No, the cut won't close." " Have you tried squeezing it?" " How?" "It's alright, you do it." "Does that hurt?" "I'll just let it stay here." "I can't drive it home." "Dad will pick it up tomorrow." "Ow." "It's the finger." "Thank you." "Are you going to the disco tonight?" "I don't know." "It's not really my thing." "Dancing" "I think I'll go." "Yeah." "Rille, come let me give you a hug." "Can I give you a hug?" " Sit down." " Erik, come on down." "Little brother!" "Dad's here!" "Can you go talk to him again?" "He needs to feel your support." " I don't know what to say." " Little brother!" "Rille..." "I'm going to..." "I'm going to shape up." "I'll be..." "Hello?" "I'm..." "I'm going to be..." "I promise." "And this thing with..." "You and Erik are the most important..." "And about the car..." "I feel awful." "I thought about what could have..." "That's the end of that." "I promise." "I know what you're thinking." "I've been in the same..." "And you think it's all just talk, talk and promises." "But I promise." "I'll be responsible from now on." "I'll shape up." "So that you can respect me." "I love the two of you, Rille." "Have I said that?" "Have I ever said that?" "Rille..." "little Rille." "Hello." "Jelena." "You're dad and I, we're..." "Did they give you the car keys?" "You said it would take five minutes." "Hey, Erik." "Anja, come here." "Come here." "Erik wants to talk to you." "Sit here." " Rille, come here and get at taste." " I'll go get a soda." "Go home to Mom, fatty." "So, here you are." " How was spring break?" " Alright." "We miss you here." "The ping pong room is such a mess now." "There's always such a fuss." "Round table ping pong with no rules." "Could you go through the real rules sometime?" "I didn't mean it that way." "You can keep it, Rille." " Stop it." "You're drunk." " How could you?" " He's just a drunk, Erik." " Shut up, fatty." " Fight!" " Cut it out." "Stop." " Fatty, where are you going?" " Let me go!" " Let me go." " Are you spitting at me?" "Come on." "Thump his blubber." "This is your chance." "Come on." " God, you're disgusting." " Come on." " Stop that." " Give him a pinch." "Ow, damn it!" " You're dead!" " Well, come here!" "Come here." " Come here." " You're dead." "You know that." "Come here." " Come on, Erik!" " Come here." "Good, Erik." " Come on, Erik." " I'm going to crush you." "No, Rille, no." "If anyone should jump in it's me." "It's cold." "There's not a thing down there." "Nothing." "Now you know." "Not a single thing down there." "You have to ask her." "Rille!" "Rille, how are you doing?" " I'm okay." " Are you cold?" " No, it's fine." " Good." "What the hell have you done?" "Are you utterly insane?" "How can you be so irresponsible that you lend him the car?" "I don't want you near these kids ever again." " And how did he get a rifle?" " What rifle?" "Ah, a throat lozenge." "Give me one." "Are you insane?" "Taking the kids out on the ice like that?" "Are you nuts?" "Do you hear me?" " It's available in blue..." " No, green is fine." "Maybe you like it better without the stripes." " No, it's nice the way it is." " What a mess." "Hi, boys." "I have a message from your daddy." "He couldn't stay." "He's sorry, but he had to go to Norway." "He likes you very much." "And here, presents for you." "Bye." "Mixed candy..." "Not bad." "I like to say that ping pong is the last remaining egalitarian sport." "Ever other sport is ruined by money, politics and drugs." "Have you ever heard of a ping pong player accused of doping?" "It's pretty easy." "One bounce on each side." "Of course, it's developed a bit." "It's gotten faster." "J-O Waldner would trounce Stellan Bengtsson, World Champion 1971." "It's interesting." "About me and my brother I mean." "He's small and I'm big." "He's impulsive and I'm more deliberate." "Sometimes, I feel like he got everything, and I got nothing." "I like to say that we're like Yin and Yang." " Would you like some more?" " Yes, please." "That would be nice." "Sit down." "I'll get you a new cup." "Can I take some to my brother?" "Sometimes, he can annoy me so much." "But basically, I still like him." "You could say that I love him." "He is my brother, after all." "And life isn't always egalitarian." "No." "Here's a free refill." "Go ahead and sleep." "You need it." "Subtitles by:" "John E Thelin Transcribed by: 54"