"For Margarida Gil." "Paulo Branco presents a film by João César Monteiro" "THE SPOUSALS OF GOD" "Actors:" "Rita Durão" "João César Monteiro" "Joana Azevedo" "José Airosa" "Manuela de Freitas" "Luís Miguel Cintra" "Ana Velazquez" "José Mora Ramos" "Fernando Mora Ramos" "Fernando Heitor" "João Listz" "Jean Douchet" "Production manager:" "Joaquim Carvalho" "Sound and editing:" "Joaquim Pinto" "Cinematography:" "Mário Barroso" "Chief electrician:" "Vitor Miranda" "Key grip:" "Paulo Miranda" "Costumes:" "Silvia Grabowsky" "Set:" "Alfredo Furiga" "Editing:" "Jean-François Auger" "I am the Envoy of God." "Am I to be called?" "Those are not my instructions." "You're too old." "I will be dust, but dust in love." "I was ordered to give you this briefcase containing a large sum of money." "How much?" "We don't deal in details." "You're as rich as Croesus." "You can buy whatever you want." " And have whims?" " The most extravagant ones." "To overthrow governments?" "From now on, you're the most powerful man on earth." "You don't have to answer to anyone." "Don't I even have to light a candle to my benefactor?" "Not at all..." "There is no need to show gratitude." "In that case I think I'll take the briefcase." " Is the cash in dollars?" " You can exchange it for marcs." "They won't fluctuate so much." "I think so too." "But what the hell!" "Let me die, good sir." "You're joking, after the trouble you've given me." "I've come to leave this child in your care, sisters." "Praise our Lord." "Give her chicken broth and plenty of rest." "Sisters, let us praise our Lord, Savior of this unfortunate child." "In the implacable and selfish world we live in, those who still care about the suffering of their equals are rare, risking their own lives." "No pneumonia gets me." "What's your name, my good man?" "João de Deus (John of God)." "A holy name." "Are you a believer?" "It's not a questions of belief, it's a question of trust" "God is obscure." "Thanks to your good deed, the angels and the seraphims rejoice in the Kingdom of Heaven." "Mother, don't turn a little aquatic impulse into a celestial orgy." "Here, take a hundred escudos." "But don't spend it all on wine." "God bless you, Mother Superior, for these holy aims." "May God be with you." "Rather alone than in bad company." "Agostinho, here's a hundred dollars but don't spend it all on nuns." "Thank you, my good man." "I'm pleased to see there are still honest people in this world." "The sisters of Charity, boom!" "Have a hole in their arse, boom!" "That the Holy Priest gave them, boom!" "With the key to the trunk, boom!" "Olive tree on the mountain, the wind carries your flower..." "Oh, my beauty, no one will take me" "Oh, my beauty, to be near my sweetheart, boom!" " Is Mother Bernarda in?" " Who should I announce?" "The Baron of God." "Tell her I've moved up a class." " What about Joana?" " A real jewel." "Girls like her are few and far between nowadays." "She serves children in the parish canteen and she also gives us a hand at the convent." "I know you don't believe in miracles, but I won't forget the day when, trembling with cold," "Joana came to us for the first time." "She looked like a ghost from a concentration camp." "What force kept her alive?" "Transfiguration is wonderful, no doubt about it." "The wonders of God do not cease to surprise us." "Render to Caesar that which is Caesar's, to God that which is God's." "Why don't you go and visit her?" "I'd rather not." "You'll be sorry." "Sorry?" "This isn't exactly a penitentiary comedy." "I'd rather leave this donation so that she won't lack anything and for works of improvement on the convent." "A heavy rainfall would bring the roof down." "So many banknotes!" "Are they not the work of Lucifer?" "It is immaculate money." "God gets better by the hour." "Be merciful." "I am a woman of little faith." "It's a shame that we cannot celebrate this gift with one of Joana's well-cooked Portuguese stews." "Home cooking..." "Sister, sister, a lot you'll be forgiven, if you free me from these temptations!" "This delicacy is on the house." "Enjoy." "Are you laughing at me?" "I'm laughing because I'm happy." "Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth..." "If that's the way it is, let's hope the stew will make one cry for more." "Some smoked sausage, Mother?" "Black pudding." "Joana?" " Would you like ice-cream?" " No way!" "Who knows if we are not on the brink of a new era?" "For a long time we put up with the era of abandonment." "Perhaps we are entering the era of hospitality." "With the recrudescence of Fascism snapping at us?" "It's gone out." "Damn candle, Mother." "I am going to blaspheme, but as Stalin used to say, the best fascist is a dead fascist." "I'm going to state an obscenity, Mother, but as an old friend of mine used to say:" ""Three hundred old women in their underwear and one in front playing the flute." ""Bundle, tumble, and balls in a rumble!"" "Joana." "Let us thank Our Lord and Master for everything he has bestowed on us, accept our love..." "What about your mother?" "My mother died three months ago." "We're from Piódão." "Do you know it?" "I've been past it..." "We had no one else." "My father lives in France, but he never wanted anything to do with us." "No place is like ours..." "When I got to Austerlitz Station, I couldn't speak a work of French." "I wanted to go straight to the 'service d'accueil' at Saint-Joseph des Nations, but nobody cared." "They shrugged their shoulders and kept grumbling..." "Those Parisians do moan a lot." "They're like crazy cockroaches." "Finally, I went to the 'onziéme arrondissament'." "I ate some soup and a piece of bread... and after three days, I found my father's whereabouts." "What does your father do?" "He worked at Renault." "Now all he does is drink." "He's in the 'chômage'." "He lives with another woman by whom he has three other children." "But she's miserable, too." "All she does is cry..." "Well slept rough..." "I had to pretend I was blind." "Blind?" "When I pretended I was blind I really did stop seeing!" "I had terrible pains which brought tears to my eyes." "From staring." "Show me." " And aren't you ashamed?" " Yes but what can I do?" "My father made me do it." " That, and worse." " Worse?" "How?" "Must I say it?" "I'm old enough to hear certain things..." "He made me go with men." "If I refused, he would beat me up." "The moral of the blind is different to ours." "You're a saint, but I've given you enough trouble already." "Poor thing, you could have frozen to death because of me." "I wouldn't say frozen, but while digesting a tin of sardines," "I might have had a seizure." "And the two of us would have gone." "And worst of all, nobody would miss me." "You're no longer alone in the world." "I'm going away for a few days." "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "I am a rich man, that is, deprived of the ethereal seat." "I'm down here rebuilding my little life." "I've got some things to do." "You are my light." "I am a weak candle." "God doesn't sleep." "But I do." "You were, beautiful Inês, laid to rest Reaping sweet fruit from your years," "In that glad blind error of the soul, Which fortune does not allow to last," "In the longing fields of the Mondego, Never dry from the tears in your eyes" "Telling the hills and the fields Of the name written on your breast." "Mariano, book me a flight to Beijing in the name of Inês Pim." "Alice, what shall I write on the cake?" "I don't know..." "Good morning, Baron." "Did you sleep well?" "Like an angel." "And how are your kidneys, Bardamu?" "A little better, Baron." "Is it because of the water?" "When he was in Venice, the Seigneur de Montaigne also suffered from similar afflictions." "The years eat us up inside..." "Your cake looks inviting." "Yes, but I'm having some trouble finding something to write on it." "Write what?" "Oh, something sweet, a loving word..." "It's for Princess Elena Gombrowicz." "She's really pretty." "She's a real poem." "Who is this Princess?" "Prince Omar Raschid's sweetheart." "I don't know him." "A charming man." "Living proof that when one is a gentleman, oil doesn't go to one's head." "I agree entirely, Bardamu." "A dedicated womanizer and gambler." "The oil in endless." "And Scheherazade?" "Has she had it?" "They say that she is his great love." "Look, love is infinite within the reach of lap dogs." "You are a skeptic, Baron." "Do you have children?" "Where?" ""Vita vixit."" "Behold the offering of a free man written on the cake." "Thank you, Baron." "Enjoy your stroll." "I've heard a lot about you, my dear Baron." "Your reputation has reached me, dear Prince Omar Raschid." "A Thousand and One Nights, do you know it?" "Did my wish to meet you intrigue you?" "Curiosity is reciprocal and natural in children and wise men." "I imagine you know of my inclinations..." "There are rumors..." "It's the price of glory." "Do you enjoy gambling?" "I rarely gamble, but I admit it fascinates me." "It terrifies me." "It's like a fire which devours me and from which I wish to be freed, to be purified." "It's funny..." "What attracts me is entering into the vice and diving headlong into it, to the end." "Pay to see, as they say in poker." "What does one need to pay to see everything?" "Only God can see everything." "It's the fundamental principle of tragedy." "He who plays against God is condemned to lose without redemption." "Nothing ventured, nothing gained..." "Meanwhile, to restrain the ambition that kills the villain," "I am pleased to accept a game of poker, should you accept the hospitality of a friendly house as is yours." "I know your country." "Good people, easy-going." "I have already cleaned out Estoril..." "Omar, don't frighten me..." "Unfortunately, my country is not like yours; convulsions are permanent." "Treat them with a good elixir." "It's a sure remedy." "It's not so simple, but let's not talk about it." "What are the stakes?" "No limit?" "Abandon all hope, ye who enter Paradise." "Princess Elena Gombrowicz." "My dear princess." "Did you have a good journey?" "We have crossed the uncrossable river." "How pleasant it is not to feel guided by the tug-boats anymore." "One can't ask for anything better, except for some howling Redskins not taking us for their targets." "The river let me get off where I wanted to." "It dates from the 16th century, like most of the palace, although there are still some traces of earlier constructions." "Look, the bust of one of its first owners, the bastard son of Dom Afonso de Albuquerque, one of viceroys of India." "Vasconcelos, go collect these good people's luggage." "This is Celestina, a young student of archaeology, in charge of the excavations being carried out in the oldest part of the palace." "A legend says that a Hindu treasure is buried somewhere, and, in fact, we have already found some maravedis." "Celestina not only plays harpsichord, speaks French and is at your entire disposal, but will also take you to your rooms." "Besides this, if you so wish, she will be a better guide than myself around the palace." "Enjoy your rest." "We'll meet again at dinner time." "Tell Gertrudes not to give the scraps to Vasconcelos' dog." "Leftovers for lunch tomorrow." "As usual." "Delicious." "Please excuse these remarks on household economy." "Make yourself at home, my dear Baron." "It's got sediment, Vasconcelos." " Shall I bring another bottle?" " Don't bother." "I can tell that in your hands decanting will always be "sui generis"." "Please excuse these instructions to the servants." "How I understand you, my dear Baron." "This dessert is delicious." "Convent fare." "Should you be interested, our cook will give you the recipe." "Cuisine is not my forté." "Ah, Princess, it is, on the contrary, my weak point." "However, as you haven't been served, we would be lead to believe you are not a sweet tooth." "Before poker I am a true anchorite." "I've finished." "Let's have coffee." "Is it true that garlic leads to chastity?" "Only a vampire could give you an exact answer, Princess." "And do vampires still exist?" "Never on a night like this, my dear." "Never serve one who has served." "You may go." "A digestive?" "Only in bed, before going to sleep." " And you?" " Certainly." "Tobacco is my only stimulant." "What time will you finish?" "Shall we set a time limit?" "At daybreak, when the cock crows." "Do you agree?" "I would love to watch the last hand." "In that case, your beauty will announce the dawn." "We'll do without the cock crow." "What if I don't wake up?" "We shall wait for you shall we not?" "It'll be better if you retired so you'll be as fresh as a rose." "I leave you my rose." "The one who takes the first king deals." "A thousand." "I'm in." "I'll stop at five thousand." "I'm in." "Another twenty thousand." "Pass." "The first corn is for the sparrows." "A thousand." "I'm in." "Another three thousand." "Another ten thousand." "Another ten thousand." "That ten thousand plus two hundred thousand." "I'm in." "Naughty..." " Did you sleep well, my dear?" " I slept wonderfully." "The last hand." " Shall we up the stakes, Omar?" " What do you propose?" "My fortune is a thousand times greater than what's at stake." "More or less." "But it is an astounding amount!" "My liquid assets wouldn't be enough." "If I lose what's on the table, it will provoke financial rumblings as it is and, who knows?" "A drop in oil prices..." "I don't understand any of that." "Economy goes crazy over a paltry amount." "Omar is a very sensitive person." "He cries because of a scratch." "Be good and shut up." "The Baron's proposal is tempting, but it requires reflection." "This will do some damage..." "Do you think I can't handle pain?" "It smells of human flesh." "It's a bitter smell." "I don't know if I like it." "It was an irresponsible act." "I offer you my apologies." "What would you say to my oil wells?" "Nothing." "I don't want the Americans after me." "And my palaces?" "One of them, a jewel of Islamic architecture, has a harem with one hundred concubines..." "Beautiful, every single one." "Hand picked." "And who will feed all those little mouths?" "There is no place like home, no matter what they say." "Deal, Omar, and let's leave things as they are." "One hundred thousand." "Five hundred thousand." "I'm in." "Two million." "That's six million." "Twelve million." "Twenty million." "My hand." "You have a jack and a ten..." "It's the best hand." "I'm not here to cheat anyone." "I'm a classic." "If a full house comes out with your trio or why not a run?" "You win." "Otherwise, you lose." "Obviously I'll show my hand." "Three queens." "Queen flush." "Turn over the other two cards." "If it doubles..." "The fortune of some is the ruin of others." "King flush." "God gets better by the hour." "It's one of those days..." "Glory to the victor, honor to the vanquished..." "Lucky at cards unlucky in love." "If I played, it wouldn't be for money." "Some play for beans." "Those who play for money, assume money is the most important thing in life." "Not necessarily." "One can only play with what one has." "Would you bet me?" "If you were mine, probably not." "I am a free woman." "And you, Omar?" "There is no greater proof of love than that dictated by renouncing." "For a woman, to be chosen by the casting of dice, is the most precious gift." "Rare are those who have savored it." "I played and was played, I enjoyed and was enjoyed..." "Oh yes, yes." "Well played and well enjoyed." "A legend, unknown to Homer, mentions the kidnapping of the fair Helen, the one who, later on, caused the Trojan war," "by Theseus and his friend Pirithous when, still a virgin, she was offering a sacrifice to Artemis in the temple of Lacedaemon." "Before leaving for the Underworld in order to capture Persephone," "Theseus and Pirithous drew lots for her." "And which of the two heroes won the fair Helen?" "Theseus, of course." "Having obtained the first fruit of the nubile beauty's hymen must have helped him in his future combat with the Minotaur." "I want you to draw lots for me, too." "All that I possess is not worth a single hair of your head." "All that I possess is already yours." "No pity for the vanquished." "The poor vanquished." "What time?" "At five p." "M..." "At exactly five p." "M." "What a terrible hour it will be." " Agreed?" " Agreed." "Catrina's lovebirds will fly hand in hand back to their farm in..." " Princess, what are you doing there?" "Taking my first steps in archaeological research." "Hesitant ones?" "The Princess is highly talented..." "I don't doubt it." "One only needs to have eyes." "What is that at your feet?" "It looks like a bracelet." "This?" "It's a chicken bone." "We'll never get anywhere at this rate." "I've come to help." "Omar is resting." "Shouldn't you do the same before the decisive game?" "I can't concentrate." "I'm all ears..." "In half an hour, next to the Rape of Europe." "Ultra-secret." "I can't wait." "I have already flown there..." "You may damage irreparably something precious of you're not careful." "I take full responsibility." "I couldn't care less about breaking one jug or another." "If the treasure is precious, shovels and picks may rain down!" "Call the fire brigade!" "Elena!" "Before the dice decide your fate," "I'd like to express, to you, my Princess, my profound gratitude for having granted me this encounter." "It is with great pleasure that I listen to you..." "For a short while I was afraid, given your confidential nature, that you might have a natural reticence." "Not at all, my dear Baron." "I am a simple woman who loves secrets." "And could you forgive a poor mortal for the human weakness, the fruit of despair, of wanting to cheat destiny?" "And what would our lives be, tormented by remorse?" "I forgive you because it pains me to see you in this state and it is up to women to forgive." "But Omar, can he forgive us?" "We're not on equal footing." "Omar has a great advantage over me." "Omar is a prodigious lover." "He gets up to twenty." "A year?" "A day." "He's good..." "Don't be upset because of this;" "there are many ways to court a woman." "Do you think it was a whim of fate that I agreed to be played for?" "Keep calm and have faith." "Faith I have." "My problem is that fate is against me." "I will pray for you, my dear." "Elena, my love, we know each other so little..." "Biblically?" "In every way and manner." "My little fool!" "One has to begin somewhere!" "The burning bush!" "What is it my dear?" "An attack of epilepsy?" "No." "A hard-on." "Do you know the Biblical theme?" "Chaste Susan and the old men." "If I'm not mistaken it is a Greek supplement to the Book of Daniel." "Indeed." "The motif was taken from an engraving by Aneias Vicus." "It is a tile panel from the transition of the Mudéjar tradition and the modernity of the Italian Quattro cento." "This one depicted the Slaughter of the Centaurs at the wedding of Hippodamia." "The savagery that then ensued must have seemed too licentious to him." "Let us savor this peace." ""My poor heart, afflicted and insane." "Could never be freed from the love of my loved one." "On the day that they served the wine of love," "My cup was filled with the blood of my heart!"" "Without Elena I can't go on living." "If I lose her..." "I think of the desert." "The life-forms which inhabit it are countless, contrary to what one imagines." "They are resistant and fit to found a new life because it is the extreme dryness that forms them." "Great are the deserts." "My dear Omar, let us make the most of this moment of clear-sightedness." "Gambling is only a transfer, it doesn't generate wealth." "But if Elena changes hands, and in good hands she'll be," "It is because deep down she never loved you." "My loss is your gain." "On the contrary, what does it matter to me if I lose my possessions?" "To be literally "in naturalibus", as they say." "You must agree that death is preferable to such a fate." "I would never allow you to reach such a state." "It would be a privilege to keep you as my friend and to offer you a high position as a Counselor." "You'd be respected." "No, thank you." "I don't know how to give advice and I detest respectability." "You are the host." "Goodbye, my friend." "Has Omar left?" "Without a word?" "He said..." ""Love moves the Sun and other stars."" "Isn't that sacrilege?" "The holy icons were stolen around the time of the French invasions, probably by Napoleon's troops." "Not having religious convictions, I see no reason to make this chapel a place of worship again." "The new god appears in all his splendor." ""Ita missa est."" "I would prefer you not to take me for a priest of the money-god." "I accept, however, that this altar is a place of an ironic deposit for those who, without serving themselves, make use of it." "Elena," "You are my only goddess the only one I wish to take to the altar." "Is that a proposal of marriage?" "It's the famous cow-kiss." "I know vices." "It's in perfect state and the sound quality is ideal for creating an intimate atmosphere in this beautiful room." "And when do you think the Princess can begin strumming?" "Whenever you wish Baron." "I, besides a bit of tuning, still live off odd-jobs." "This is a disgrace." "You start your lessons after the honeymoon." "How are things for tonight?" "Everything is ready, but there's a minor setback..." "Repairable?" "Repairable if it's oiled in time." "Skilled labor has gone up a lot, and you want a job well-done, Baron..." "How many of you are there?" "Few, but good." "All ex-convicts." "Hard as nails." "You can't get a word out of them even under torture." "Silence is golden." "How much?" "Another five hundred?" "Pay in haste, repent at leisure." "I think this is robbery, but so be it." "What day is it today?" "The sixth." "Cheap works out expensive." "It'll be easy" "Do it exactly after "da molto é che mi amate"." "Understood, Sparafucile?" "Don't worry, Baron." "I know the score by heart." "Verdiamo, verdiamo!" "Sparice!" "We're being watched." "Your beauty outshines everything." "It can't outshine your nobility, Baron." "His Excellency can't keep his eyes off us." "Down with the tyranny of freedom!" "Death to freedom!" "Long live God!" "I bare my bosom to the bullets of the tyrants!" "But aren't we in a free country?" "No, not until it's free of us." "We're on the perch." "Together we could conquer the world." "And who would carry it?" "He who gives that which he has, is obliged to give no more." ""And you, relentless fuckers who think you please the beautiful damsels" "because you have dicks which, when stretched, will preach with their face in their shins," "know you here, undeceived, that it is not such dicks that please them," "As that which is only half-sized, cannot be pleasing to them."" "You were saying..." "Nonsense." "Eat!" "This is my body." "In the morning, the pussy has melted, because of the soft and sweet heat of the night" "which marinated and ripened it, making it better and tastier." "Like safes." "They should be secret." ""Vitam impedere amori"." "That is the secret." "Ah, hunger, hunger..." "Well, Princess, let's get down to it." "The curdle is still a little weak..." "But there are signs of improvement..." ""Anyone can make a mistake"," "said the hedgehog, getting off the shoe-brush." "Do you know where the Princess is?" "!" "She left this morning, taking the car." "Did she say where she was going?" "I don't care!" "She must have gone to pick forget-me-nots." "Oh, my precious money!" "A cool head is what is needed." "This isn't the death of anyone." "The worst thing is, she didn't leave a pubic hair." "Fuck the Princess!" "I have implanted the Republic!" "Come here sergeant, there are strange objects here." "Is it the work of monarchists?" "And this?" "Alpha Omega to Pipi." "We've got a Big Catch." "I'm ruined, Leonor." "Don't worry, my little Baron." "There are lots of Princesses." "What will be of our life with this little thing in our arms?" " Is it a boy or a girl?" " It's a boy." "It's my savings." "Thank you..." "My benefactor." "So cute..." "So many kisses..." "Go to daddy's bosom." "That was a disgrace!" "Her running around the estate showing her fanny and the weakling running and drooling after her." ""Give me your cunt, give me your cunt..."" "The Baron used to give to the poor." "He who gives to the poor, lends to God..." "He was a saint." "You are nowhere near him, you Judas." "You'd sell your mother for thirty pieces." "If the man's still got a lock on, all the better for him." "I wish I had!" "Mine won't straighten out anymore." "The sheet was spotless." "Vasconcelos, there's nothing left for you here." "He's taken it all." "The Baron doesn't know the half of it..." "Go get a few bottles from the cellar for us to drink." "My tongue is dry and this story deserves a few brews and some wanking." "Go on, you snake." "Do you hear?" "I'm nobody's slave." "Gertrudes!" "Fish cakes and rice with sprouts." "I'll be back at dinner time." "And where am I going to find sprouts at this time of year?" "They're roses!" "Black-eyed beans, then..." "You don't fish a jellyfish, do you?" "Look, Celestina I'm already broke." "Get digging, digging..." "Hope is the last thing to die." "There!" "You declare you know nothing of the existence of the war material, found after a search by the security forces in the Paradise Estate, as well as the reasons why they may have been deposited there." "From this fact and the events which took place in Teatro de São Carlos he sees no connection," "given that it is absurd to try to transform the grotesque gesture of a society bored to death, into an act of armed rebellion." "The bourgeoisie will never dare put the barrels of guns in their own mouths." "I've prevented a sperm-bath." "Although admitting that your behavior provoked disturbances beyond your knowledge, you just wanted some fun, to have a laugh, never having had the intention of using violent means to overthrow the government." "I have no alternative on the left..." "This looks bad, Mr. João de Deus." "Really bad." "Oh, the poor Lusiad..." "I'm going to show you some interesting photos." "I'm not really a fan of pornographic photos." "I couldn't give a shit about your tastes, Mr. João de Deus." "What I want to know is whether you know this woman." "Her face is covered." "Straight up, I don't know who it is." "All I can see is her arse..." "And this one?" "That's Princess Gombrowicz and myself in a box at the Opera." "Princess, my foot, Mr. João de Deus!" "This is the same person in both photos:" "Albertine Rabelais!" "Wanted for murder and armed robbery." "We didn't lay our hands on her by a whisker." "To be honest, I laid my hands on her but nothing else." "The vanished Albertina..." "I'll give a reward!" "You've given whatever you had to give." "Is that all you have to say about the well-known Albertine?" "I only have good things to state." "Let's go back to the beginning to see if we can unravel this:" "For a short while, you worked in an ice-cream parlor in Lisbon, the owner of which is wanted by the police for alleged involvement in a drugs and prostitution ring." " She's can do that and a lot more." " Did you know her well?" "Like my middle finger." "Merdelin Cartel." "If you know of her whereabouts, it could work in your favor..." "No, thank you." "I'm not that kind of person." "A mistake, Mr. João de Deus, but we're in no hurry." "You were committed to a psychiatric hospital" "for showing, in broad daylight, in a public park your genitals, to a seven-year-old girl." "A pure lesson in anatomy." "Her father had taught her that the heart was where the penis is;" "in my poor understanding, it's a shame that this stopped at sentimental education." "You spat in the eye of a police inspector." "That was in the days of Fascism." "Nowadays I don't waste saliva." "I am not being thorough, Mr. João de Deus." "I was patiently reminding you of some details of a life which, unfortunately, leave no room for doubt, regarding sick behavior which we find in the field of 'psychopatologia criminalis'." "It is enough, indeed, to glance at the configuration of your skull, its obvious disproportion as to the rest of your body, for us to realize we are in the presence of a specimen the features of which correspond to the afore-mentioned typology." "I've been told that my appearance is like that of a Roman effigy." "Which Rome, Mr. João de Deus?" "The virtuous and patriarchal Rome, or the decadent and debauched Rome?" "How many Caesars have I been..." "You set yourself up in grand style at the Pousada de Santa Isabel and disappeared without hide nor hair." "Rome doesn't pay the murderers of its generals!" "Does this mean that you refuse to pay?" "I was drawn into a trap and stabbed in the back." "You can't see a poor man in a clean shirt." "You unduly used a noble title..." "Nobility is in the soul;" "not in birth." "The facts clearly state, Mr. João de Deus, that you used several strategies to achieve fraudulent aims!" "That's not true." "I was a millionaire." "It's not my fault I was robbed." "How do you think I bought the Paradise Estate?" "We have all the details relative to that deal." "The property was acquired in cash, for an amount above its real value." "I never had a head for business." "Do you think that is a crime?" "I don't think anything, Mr. João de Deus." "I'm only listening to you..." "I have an instinctive repugnance for banking institutions." "So I decided to buy a safe, one of those old ones, with a secret system, and I put most of the dough there." "This morning, when I woke up," "I found it had been broken into and the money had gone." "It seems the secret was useless." "I was never very good at keeping secrets." "But you'll keep this one:" "Do you know that I firmly believe in your story?" "Didn't I tell you, Inspector Pantaleão?" "Truth is like oil:" "It always rises to the surface." "If you'll excuse me, I'll be off, it's getting late." "If it's not asking too much, where do you think you're going?" "Home, sweet home." "In a period of austerity, there may be no room for extravagance, but there's always place for cod and potatoes." "Stay where you are, Mr. João de Deus." "You've nowhere to go." "Your Paradise has been confiscated." " On what grounds?" " Provisional and cautionary, but don't worry," "You only have to clear up a small detail." "Which is?" "How is it that a modest employee in an ice-cream parlor is suddenly in the possession of an astronomical fortune?" "My God, my God, why hast Thou forsaken me?" " And what about old Lívio?" " He died." "With so many bastards knocking around..." "The good son always comes home!" "I'm not crazy." "I've been manipulated like a puppet." "God set me up in this mess, but does anyone believe my story?" "I'm confused myself, in my own mind..." "That's precisely why you're here:" "To dissipate such confusion." "I am here as a prisoner." "Your freedom depends on you." "It depends on the whims on God, and the bastard couldn't care less." "Shut up, João..." "The more I protest the worse I make things." "It is said that much talk brings much woe, but it seems to me that in your situation you have little to lose, especially as you're chatting to an old friend." "Or don't you believe me either?" "Explaining the divine origin of the vile metal is even more complicated, than the origin of the Universe." " You believe that?" "I may well be the last of the believers." "If an Envoy of God appeared to you with a bag full of greenbacks, wouldn't you believe it, too?" "You believe what you want to believe." "Of course!" "There is an in-patient here who is an Envoy of God." "Wearing a Navy officer's uniform?" "Only hospital uniforms are allowed, but I know he doesn't have nautical inclinations." "With my luck it won't be the same one." "This one thinks he is Jesus Christ after the Ascension." "You'll meet him tomorrow." "He has mystical delirium" "I don't reckon so." "It's like looking for a needle in a haystack." "Have you seen the Envoy of God?" "Which one?" "We're all Envoys of God here." "That's what I thought..." "Who'd have imagined!" "Don't you recognize me?" "I don't know you from Adam, and I don't give out cigarettes." "Stick your cigarettes up your arse." "We met in Parque da Pena, you gave me a bag full of cash, and you told me you were an Envoy of God, remember?" "Me?" "Who'd believe such a thing?" "Why on earth would I give you a bag full of dollars?" "I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid." "You won't get away with this, you bastard!" "Let go of me, or I'll scream for help." "I can't stand raving lunatics." "You have to get me out of this mess!" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I have, indeed, been the Envoy of God, but now I am seated on the celestial throne," "on the right hand of the Father." "And fuck me, right?" "When I rose to the heavens, I told every mortal..." "Fuck each other now, because you won't be fucking me anymore." "Will the defendant please rise." "You stand up, you bastard." "I am innocent, no matter what I've done!" "Silence!" "Silence, or I'll have the court room cleared." "You've got a visitor." "You're living a good life!" "I am scrupulously living out my sentence as best as I can." "When winter comes and the cold starts to bite, maybe prison will give you less of a desire to listen to singing." "We're not here to bother anyone." "My dear sir:" "From the dead body of a free man, a stench may rise, but never a slave." "I came as soon as I heard of your misfortune." "My greatest misfortune was having been born in Portugal." " And how's your life." " Not a bed of roses, either." "But one has to hang on and keep smiling." "There will always be a bed and board waiting for you." "I wouldn't hold my breath." "They say it takes a second, but the journey seems endless." "The heart beats strongly." "But it doesn't matter, I'm ready for whatever happens." "I'm more grown up." "Is it my eyes or have your tits grown as well?" "They're the same." "It must because because of the blouse." "Could you just show me one?" "I've been on bread and oranges..." "In front of the guard?" "Pretend you've got an itch, undo three buttons and he won't notice a thing." "They're small..." "They're the only ones." "There is so much beauty in them that if you don't put them away quickly I'll have a fit." "I've prayed and prayed for the day..." "So have I, Joana." "You think a lot when whichever way you turn, you always find four endless boring walls." "'Hold on, don't fall' I say to myself." "And if you do fall, well..." "falling can be learnt as well." "The flesh is weak, but the wind hovers freely over the sea." "It won't be long before you have your freedom." "And what will I do with it?" "I'm old and tired." "If you want me, I will always be at your side." "Of course I want you." "And will you wait for the poor prisoner?" "I have been waiting for you." "It's finally time to rest..." "Life imprisonment?" "The mills of God grind slowly." "Visiting time is over." "Joana, leave me a pubic hair, a little thread of Ariane..." "And how do I do that?" "It's easy." "You slip your hand inside and you'll find cultivated ground." "Sow to reap." "It's a souvenir." "Wanking in a cell isn't wanking:" "It's lack of companionship." "Joana, what a strange path I've followed in order to reach you." "And here this comedy ends." "Adaptation and Subtitling CRISTBET Ida." "Ripped by:" "SkyFury"