"Ring of Power 2:" "Monkey Blood" "why are there still apes?" "Charlie picked up the smoking habit from watching people with cigarettes" "He mimic them!" "And visitors to the South African zoo started throwing him lit cigarettes but that's pretty serious" "Charlie is now addicted and hides his cigarettes when handlers happen by huh" "They are hoping he can quit smoking keep their cigarettes to themselves" "Look at this guy" "They also say Charlie is addicted to soda pop he has picked up all the bad habits..." "Japanese researchers have revealed the results of a fascinating memory test" "They pitted young chimpanzees against grown-up human beings." "And does that sound like a fair contest?" "whether it was." "First test:" "Can chimpanzees count from 1 to 9 in the right order in return for a peanut or other tasty reward?" "they can if you just flash the 9 numerals for a moment and cover them" "Can a chimpanzee remember where each numeral was and still get the order they were in right" "for another tasty treat" "This chimp got this wrong ones   but only ones ... if you just flash SOME of the 9 numerals then cover them." "Can a chimp:" "A) Remember where each was and eventhough someone missing?" "Yes do the same?" "OK..." "And again?" "Hmm..." "Well..." "Again?" "... Again?" "... One more try?" "... but actually chimpanzees did much better than humans in leaving the Japanese human researchers scratching their heads" "One possible theory: chimpanzees care more than humans about peanuts" "ABC News" "And last do you think they used just one very smart chimp?" "They actually had 6 chimps taking the test" "Run!" "get away!" "Run away!" "Oh no..." "Did you know that 85% of all human beings have a monkey gene? because it can be traced to the Rhesus monkey" "Chances are your blood type tests are RH positive" "Which means you've got the monkey gene you are in a small minority of only 15% of the world's population" "what happens when an Rh-negative woman gets pregnant with a Rh-positive partner?" "attacks and kills the foetus there is a medical intervention" "What is the cause of this strange breeding incompatibility within the human species?" "Are Rh-negative people alien in some way?" "Studies were done to see if there is any difference between Rh-negative people and Rh positive people." "The results were shocking and capacity to stop watches and disrupt electrical appliances" "They can't receive blood transfusions from Rh-positive donors and they can't be cloned green or hazel eyes." "Rh-negative people report of feeling of not belonging to the human race" "Some even have an extra vertebra or an extra rib otherwise known as a tail." "Since Rh-negative blood hasn't followed the usual evolutionary path it must has been introduced from some outside source" "Two celebrated authors:" "Erich von Daniken and Zecharia Sitchin have uncovered convincing evidence that the outside source was who genetically engineered the human race or by humans who have been taught the advanced scientific knowledge needed to build them the Head-statues of Easter Island" "and the Egyptian pyramids and obelisks" "Why did so many ancient cultures with no way of communicating with each other worship these so-called gods and illustrate them in their artwork as astronauts with space vehicles" "It is easy to imagine our own astronauts someday encountering intelligent lifeforms who will view us as their gods" "when we look up into the diamond star it happens we cant help to contemplate the big questions" "Who are we?" "Where did we come from?" "Where are we going?" "The most popular theories about where we came from are evolutionism and creationism" "Evolutionists believe that early primates evolved into the missing link which evolved into Cro-Magnon man the homosapiens" "The big problem with that theory is this:" "NO remains for the missing link have been found no fossils and no artwork." "a composite of the jawbone of an orangutan and the skull of a small child." "The original "discoverers" had stained these bone fragments to gain recognition and promote the falsehood of evolution evolutionists described Nebraska Man as a missing link..." "The links are still missing... but they were not the parts of a man." "with bones assembled from different locations." "The most Human thing about Lucy was her name... but on a later closer examination these have been seen to be misinterpretations." "There no such things as missing links..." "Missing links are misinterpretations which means that" "God genetically engineered us." "not of this planet or this dimension" "God must therefore be an alien who came to Earth from the heavens and created a man in their own image in the Bible's Book of Genesis the Gods are described as giant beings called the Nephilim or Fallen ones" "Assyrians have all recorded the arrival of gods from the heavens in their ancient writings" "Endless accounts from ancient cultures describe a serpent race" "The Bible introduces the serpent in the garden of Eden while East-Asian writings mention a dragon race and a reptilian-humanoid race" "Middle-Eastern religions describe reptilian-like demons which is also a reptilian race" "The best place to get the answers about who these gods were written by the oldest known civilization:" "whose culture dates back to 6000 BC" "The Sumerians documented the arrival of gods from another world who brought with them advanced knowledge" "which means:" "who from Heaven to Earth came 1800 Sumerian clay tablets were found in present-day Iraq who genetically engineered the human race." "His name was Enki." "And he is the same God that the Greeks called Poseidon" "Enki was a serpent god and his symbol was two entwined serpents" "The entwined serpents are the double helix of human DNA" "The same symbol is used by today's medical profession. make up the same lies about human origins?" "that needs answering is why the corporate religions of the World have hidden the truth from us?" "Zecharia Sitchin is convinced that ancient astronauts lived among the Sumerians says Sitchin." "They made us through genetic engineering" "They jumped the gun on evolution and made us look like them physically and to be like them emotionally" "Sitchin goes one step further interbred with the human females they created" "The Bible's Book of Genesis agrees" "In Genesis 6:1-4 it says:" "That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose." "who seeded human life on Earth come from?" "in our own Solar System starting with our closest neighbour - Venus" "It is the brightest planet in the night sky and we can see it with our own eyes for 3 hours before sunrise and 3 hours after sunset" "Venus is called the Morning Star is also called the Morning Star" "Is there any connection between Lucifer and the planet Venus?" "When ancient astronauts mapped and recorded the movement of Venus in the night sky they discovered that every 8 years the planet traced a nearly perfect pentagram shape around the Zodiac who is also known as Satan" "High up in the Andes mountains ancient hieroglyphs were discovered on the Inca temple of the Sun enlighten to Pariacaca/Chasca (?" ")" "The hieroglyphs reveal that the golden spaceship from Venus landed there from the outer space" "The Sumerians also named the planet where the gods have come from which means "The planet of the crossing" "that visibly crosses between the Earth and the Sun and that planet is our closest neighbour - Venus" "Venus" "The closest planet to our Earth in size and distance" "Only recently has the red planet of Mars have passed Venus in capturing the attention and imagination of the masses along with the funding of agencies dedicated to space exploration just as science is steering society toward concentrating on climate change" "society should steer science toward further study of our sister planet" " Venus" "Those in academic scientific community Have disseminated the theory like Earth perhaps even Earth-like lifeforms if it were not for what they describe as a" "Runaway Greenhouse effect" "This "Runaway Greenhouse effect" caused the Venusian seas to boil and evaporate creating the dense atmosphere of its modern climate this theory is somehow absent from any discussion on Earth's global warming which does not make any sense" "If our sister planet experienced the warming event identical to what we describe wouldn't that prove that warming is a natural occurrence and not necessarily caused by men?" "that which somehow caused this "Runaway greenhouse effect"?" "not" "But these questions seem so obvious." "It's at least curious as to why they haven't been asked or explained before? claims that the study of our Universe is essential to understanding life here on our planet global warming is the greatest threat then the only logical conclusion is to focus our efforts away" "bare and moon-like body of Mars and refocus on Earth's twin which appears to have already fallen victim to its greatest threat - Venus" "How could scientists" " Earth's soldiers on the frontline of its war with warming - but toward the wrong planet altogether?" "!" "that they didn't choose Mars." "who pay them to do that." "sparkling oceans and lush green valleys" "It may well have been homed with technologically advanced civilization until the cataclysmic greenhouse effect boiled away the water" "What could have happened?" "that the Sun is 93 million miles away from Earth swings by our planet at the distance of only 25 mln miles" "that the electro-magnetic fields between Venus and Earth collided" "The catastrophic collision shifted the orbital path of Venus and threw it into reverse retrograde spin that a single day on Venus became and continues to be equal to 243 days on Earth was transformed into an ice-covered wasteland" "the Earth began to wobble" "Today scientists call this wobble the Chandler Wobble son of the morning!" "16" "The deadly collision wiped out the entire civilization and technology on Venus whose crippled ship on neighbouring planet Earth" "The astronauts found themselves cast back into the stone age with the daunting task of rebuilding civilization and reinventing science masterpiece artist Sandro Botticelli was a member of a secret Priory of Sion brotherhood" "Botticelli coded and hid secret knowledge about our human origins into his work" "In his painting "The birth of Venus" Botticelli features the goddess Venus who is the symbol of planet Venus that she is standing in represents the shell-shape spacecraft which are illustrated at the left of the painting as angelic beings" "Greek myth describes how Venus was born from a foaming sea and taken ashore at in the Eastern Mediterranean" "Cyprus in the Eastern Mediterranean is precisely where the sunken island of Atlantis is located says American researcher Robert Sarmast" "On a 6-day sea voyage Sarmast and his crew scanned the Mediterranean seabed 80 kilometers South-East of Cyprus using sonar imaging technology" "They have found the Acropolis and mass of man-made structures that match Plato's description of Atlantis" "Geologists who have studied Mediterranean layers of salt deposits claim that the Mediterranean Sea has dried up at least 5 or 6 times since antiquity all that remains of the sunken paradise island of Atlantis is a mountain top which we see today as the island of Cyprus" "Mount Olympus stands today exactly where it stood in the Mediterranean when it was home to the Olympic gods from Venus" "The Olympic gods were the second generation of gods who lived on Mountain Olympus" "E.DEN HOME OF THE GODS" "All nations of the world believe in the existence of a paradise where man originated and developed the first civilization there was this couple named Adam and Eve and I believe they were the first people to live on the Earth" "and there was this fruit tree and this Eve was said not to eat any fruit from it but I think they were tempted to eat the fruit and... hmmm... they... but something bad happened" "The Danbury Ward Primary Children Present" "Animation of Biblical proportions" "And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden"" " Genesis 2:8" "Might I interest you in some fruit from this tree?" "But this is forbidden fruit... and it will make you smart maybe some other time" "so..." "Mmmmm...." "Adam!" "I can see it clearly now" "I'm smart" "But you're not supposed to eat that fruit" "Well... there is no turning back now... we're gonna see the World sounds like a plan to me" "Here it is" "Awesome!" "that is good" "Eve!" "I told you not to eat that fruit" "Now I have to send you out of the garden" "The garden of Eden was not a mythical paradise located in the Mediterranean dry bed meaning "plain" "Plato described Atlantis as a flourishing civilization gods and demi-gods surrounded by rivers and meadows" "The idea that flesh-and-blood walking-talking gods lived side by side with ancient humans is hard to swallow for some" "Why?" "Because for thousands of years we've been deeply indoctrinated with the religious belief of the existence of only one invisible all-powerful god" "For the Sumerians co-habitation with human-like gods was an everyday reality and the Greek Gods are mythical" "Greek mythology is really a disguised history of the ancient astronauts of Atlantis 8-foot tall giants they traveled at wonder speeds and possessed immense weapons and supernatural powers including the powers to change frequencies and to appear and disappear they fought battles and they had lifespans of" "hundreds of thousands of years" "According to the Vedas of ancient India the gods were all members of one large but not necessarily peaceful family" "Rivalries between the family members split up the gods into 2 waring factions" "The young Olympian gods and the older generation of titan gods the Olympians led by Zeus and Poseidon overthrew the titans but his younger half-brother Poseidon challenged his authority" "To end the conflict Zeus and Poseidon drew lots and divided the world between them would rule the Atlantis and the Atlantic region" "Zeus would rule the Moria and the Pacific region" "The story of how the gods created humans is found in the Atra-Hasis Epic written in the 18th century BC" "The epic was written on the clay tablets and describes the toil of the lower gods digging canals and rebuilding the civilization" "After 3600 years of hard labor they threw down their tools and rebelled" "The council of the higher gods met and decided that the slave race would be genetically engineered to do the labor for them" "Enki was a Sumerian equivalent of the Greek god Poseidon and conducted experiments with the most advanced species on Earth - apes and monkeys" "The first hybrid slaves can be dated to around 200000 BC when neanderthals first appeared on planet Earth" "Neanderthals made their home in Gibraltar where their remains have been discovered at 5 different sites the experimental Neanderthals proved to be far to aggressive a species and were driven to extinction 25000 years ago" "With further experimentation the gods genetically engineered Cro-Magnon man followed by a more docile and manageable race of divine monkeys - the Homo sapience" "For the past few decades molecular biologists have been examining and mapping which has 35000 genes consisting of over 3 bln chemical bases." "It turns out 97% of our DNA is "junk DNA" with no known use or function" "Failing any other explanation for this shocking revelation scientists are now considering a notion that our genetic code was written by who wrote 2 versions of our genetic code:" "a big code and a basic code" "Our so-called "junk DNA" is a hidden and dormant upgrade of our basic code auto-developing and auto-correcting software with a built-in connection to the ageless energy and wisdom of the Universe the DNA that scientists have been calling "junk DNA" is really "divine DNA" "The fact show that our genetic programmer purposely disabled the big code and left us to exist on only 3% of our DNA" "Like a broken radio dial which is stuck on 1 station instead of roaming across thousands humans are stuck on one station called "5-sense reality" "which means "Origin" is the name of the first book of the Bible" "The true origin of the human race is coded right into the very word itself" "Genesis is GENE ISIS The gene of Isis" "Since Isis and Venus are one and the same Goddess the "Gene of Isis" is actually the "Gene of Venus" "The genesis of the human race is the gene of the gods of Venus" "I've graduated from Texas AM University with a degree in agricultural leadership and development with emphasis on genetics and bio-chemistry" "I also researched in several labs on campus in genetics" "And today I want to talk about some very interesting facts about genetics that you probably don't know" "You probably think that human genome size is rather large which ... it is because we are very complex mammal" "In fact it will fill up to 90 volumes in Encyclopedia Britannica let's say a lily seed" "Lily seed is actually bigger than our genome." "Its genome will fill up to 180 volumes in EB." "Now we normally think that the human genome is huge vast information if we convert it into a binary code the human genome is just slightly larger than Windows XP is twice as large as our human genome whereas" "Windows XP requires twice a storage as the human genome" "In computer terms the human genome is stored in 6-bit combinations of information" "The PS3 is 128-Bit something really interesting is that the Puffer fish isn't it adorable?" "because humans are actually made of 95% that don't have any junk DNA whatsoever" "One thing that researchers are particularly interested in is finding out what is junk DNA and does it actually do anything?" "One recent study suggest that it really doesn't." "Researchers took 2.3 million letters of DNA out of a mouse and compared it to a mouse with full reconversion of DNA and found out that there are NO differences whatsoever now we are going to talk about the actual number of genes that we have in our genome" "and a gene is actually just a section of our overall genome that helps the body to know how to code for the specific proteins within our body compared to the number of genes that other organisms have" "When scientists first started to study genetics and the human genome we expected which is rather interesting that we did find is only about twice the number of that a roundworm has there is a variety of an amoeba that has 200 times the number of genes that a human being has" "When scientists first started to study human genome we thought that each gene coded for 1 protein which means that each gene is coding approx. 4-10 proteins and scientists have no idea how this occurs compared to other organisms we actually have approx. the same number of genes" "as coral does" "I have to have a ton of genes" and we do but you know what?" "A grain of rice actually has 40-50000 genes and we have 25000?" "What's up with that?" "may plants actually have more genes and much more complex genomes than many complex mammals a fly has about 13500 genes and a nematode is going to have about 20000" "A human has 20000-25000 genes A puffer fish has approx. 21000 genes which has around 25500 genes rice actually has 40-50000 genes there is a variety of an amoeba that has 200 times the number of genes that a human being has" "compared to the genes of other organisms what our bones are made of can probably be similar to those of chimpanzees and even say fish a chimpanzee is approx. 98% similar - we have about 98% of the same genes as the chimpanzees have" "is that we are actually very similar to mice as well 75% of our genes are in common with mice let's look at a dog." "A dog's genetic sequence is actually about 85% similar to a human being's genetic sequence no bones do they?" "actually compared to the human genes they have 7000 genes in common with us which is approx. a quarter of all of our genes" "I mentioned that humans have in between 20-25000 genes let's think about how many unique genes they have compared to mice" "Humans in fact only have 300 unique genes that mice don't have out of the 25000 genes that we have only 300 are not found in mice" "Now there are 113 genes that have been transferred from bacteria" "Can you imagine?" "Bacteria!" "113 of our genes are from bacteria!" "There are about 250 unique human genes that are not found in any lower species scientists have not been able to find any evolutionary basis for these genes" "What?" "There are about 250 unique human genes that are not found in any lower species scientists have not been able to find any evolutionary basis for these genes" "What?" "There are about 250 unique human genes that are not found in any lower species scientists have not been able to find any evolutionary basis for these genes" "Human DNA is 99% identical to the DNA of chimpanzees who live in harmony with Earth's ecosystem" "Humans are at odds step with nature" "Why?" "Because part of us is foreign to this planet" "And it is that foreign part of us that has brought the entire planet and all of its creatures to near extinction" "According to Plato the serpent god Poseidon was so pleased with the human hybrids he had engineered that he made it with the chosen female named Clito and built a palace for her at the top of the hill near the center of the island" "He surrounded it with rings of water and land to protect her" "Clito gave birth to 5 sets of twin boys he divided Atlantis into 10 districts Each ruled by one of his 10 demi-god sons" "For the generations humans lived among the gods and demi-gods and multiplied in great numbers" "They lived simple ventureless lives as laborers power and sexual immorality corrupted them" "To determine a suitable punishment Zeus gathered the assembly of gods together" "In the Sumerian accounts the gods decreed that a flood would sweep over the cult centers and destroy the corrupt seed of humans and demi-gods" "Poseidon was sworn to secrecy about the plan" "When the gods opened the floodgates of the straits of Gibraltar and allowed the Atlantic waters to come floundering through in the Mediterranean" "Atlantis was a doomed paradise 72000 references to the flood are found in ancient writing from all over the world" "Tablet 3 of the Atra-Hasis Epic describes what happened next" "Poseidon warned Noah of the coming flood that would destroy humanity build a roof on it and seal the upper and lower deck shut with bitumen" "Why did Poseidon break his ought of secrecy and warn Noah?" "Noah was 600 years old at the time of the flood indicating that Noah was a demi-god and therefore the offspring of Poseidon the flood waters subsided and Atlantis was forever lost beneath the sea" "When Zeus learned that Noah had survived the flood he decided to make a pact with him" "In return for Noah's ought to worship and obey him above all other gods he promised to spare his life his loyalty and the loyalty of his descendants have always been to the serpent god Poseidon" "There is no possession that more pries to the royal families of Europe than their genealogy charts" "They treasure them above all else" "The charts are their pedigree papers which trace their royal bloodlines back to their divine roots" "Over the millennia the royal families have preserved the purity and divine powers of their bloodline by interbreeding exclusively within royal power circles" "Blue Blood" "Stories have been servicing for years about the evil that lurks behind the smiling faces of the royal family of England and the UK" "One rumour that won't go away is that Queen Elizabeth II is an alien" "She is thought to have type 0 RH-negative blood which is believed to be the bloodline of the alien Anunnaki race" "The March 18 of 1995 issue of Time magazine confirmed that Prince Charles blood type 0 RH-negative" "Have you ever wondered why hemophilia is called a royal disease?" "The disease is caused by mixing the iron-based hemoglobin of humans with a copper-based [hemocyanin] blood of royals laws were introduced to ban marriages between royals and commoners" "Everyone knows that copper turns bluish green when it oxidizes which is why the copper-based blood of royalty is rumoured to be blue in color" "One does not have to look far to find symbols of the divine worship and ancestry of the blue-bloods" "The British royal family gold carriage features the giant-sized ancestral serpent god Poseidon adored with gold and carrying a trident carried by the serpent god Poseidon is also carried by Satan" "A red serpent is clearly displayed on Prince Charles' code of arms" "Opposite the serpent is Charles' badge as the air apparent to the British throne" "It consists of 3 ostrich feathers surrounded by a crown with a motto "Ich dien" "The meaning of "Ich dien" is "I serve" in German who was the son of Edward III" "Reading the motto and symbols on Charles' code of arms from right to left the following message is conveyed:" "Ich (I) the Black Prince Dien (serve) the Red Dragon" "Greeks and other cultures we learned that gods created humans in their own image" "The Hebrew god of the Bible is called Elohim which means "more than one god" "He says "Let us make men in our image after our likeness" "What exactly is the image of the gods?" "In all of the ancient literature the gods are described as having super-natural powers advanced knowledge and advanced technology" "But what do we really know about their character?" "They are described with a dual nature and their dark side is chilling egotistical conniving and blood-thirsty children civilians and anything that moves for the throne of power" "The Hebrew god of the Bible admits to be a jealous god and warns humans that if they are foolish enough to put any other god before him he will destroy them" "He has a pathological need to be worshipped by humans through animal and even human sacrifice" "In Numbers 25 he kills 24000 of his people with a plague" "He views humans who he created in his own image as evil and sinful and demands that they remain ignorant" "His first commandment is "Thou shalt not know he seeks to destroy his sinful human creations in a flood that shows his ineptitude when they managed to survive" "There is no reason whatsoever to doubt the truth of the ancient Sumerian records which describe human-like gods living and working side-by-side with humans ancient Mayans" "Greeks and the inhabitants of ancient Indian Tibet" "At our present stage in human history we have overpopulated the planet and fulfilled the original purpose we created for:" "to rebuild the lost civilization and technology of the gods who claimed this planet as their own 250000 years ago" "If we are to escape the same fate that befell the Neanderthals and our other experimental predecessors" "Our best hope for survival is to crack our genetic code and activate the power of our divine DNA claims he has identified the "god gene" in human DNA" "It is called VMAT2 and its job is to release the feel-good chemicals in our body called dopamine and serotonin which give us the experience of bliss" "VMAT2 is a DNA gene of our pineal gland" "What's the pineal gland?" "located between our eyebrows and directly behind our eyes right smack in the middle of our cranium" "It's called the pineal gland because it resembles a tiny pine cone" "This powerful gland is believed to be the seed of our soul and the gateway to the Universe and higher realms" "Because its structure is remarkably similar to our eyeballs cornea and retina they call it the "all seeing eye" and have featured it on the US 1$ bill our pineal gland which is tucked away in the dark recesses of our brain" "is bioluminescent and sensitive to light" "Like a cellphone it has a built-in wireless transmitter and it is a connecting link between the physical and spiritual worlds and higher frequencies" "By awakening our pineal gland we can speed-up our learning and memory abilities trigger our psychic healing abilities and experience bliss" "The symbol of this pine cone shaped gland is the pine cone called "the Court of the Pine Cone where the symbol of the world's largest pineal gland is on display" "The symbol is also found on the staff of the Pope and the Egyptian god Osiris" "Considering the power and function of the pineal gland why has it been ignored and given so little mainstream attention?" "Why?" "Because it's our power source and the ruling families know this" "Medical science refers to the pineal gland as the atrophied third eye" "By the age of 12 it is already calcified and hardened and by adulthood it is dormant and atrophied from lack of use which is a toxic additive to our water supply and toothpaste in our third eye." "eating less sugar and eliminating processed food and fluoride from our diet can help to revitalize it" "There is an ancient technique that has been preserved and passed down through the centuries for reactivating the pineal gland" "The technique produces the same results that Tibetan monks achieve through transcendental meditation" "This exercise technique should not be attempted by anyone beyond the 5 senses" "To begin the exercise you need to find the right vibrational tone of voice hum the word "love" not in a low or high pitch voice it will feel right" "Sit comfortably with your back straight and your eyes closed and scan your body for any sign of tension" "Take 3 long deep breaths trough your nose and exhale all the tension through your mouth where all that exists is bliss" "Take another deep breath through your nose and hold it for a few seconds purse your lips and place your tongue between your teeth" "Press down gently on your tongue with your teeth" "As you slowly exhale through your pursed lips loudly hum the word "love and vibrate the "v" sound until all of the air is exhaled from your lungs" "Repeat this exercise 4 more times taking a few moments rest between each repetition 24 hours apart" "The entire exercise only has to be done once to be effective" "It may take 6 weeks or more to experience your newly awakened abilities" "On our road to self-discovery we need to ask ourselves the right questions along the way like:" ""What if we succeed in switching on our god-gene?" "What if we manage to crack our genetic code and awaken 97% of our DNA that scientists call 'junk'?" "What then?" "The answer may come as a big surprise that a monkey in us is the best part of us" "what would it be And would you call it to his face If you were faced with him in all his glory What would you ask if you had just one question" "And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make his way home" "If God had a face what would it look like And would you want to see If seeing meant that you would have to believe In things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets" "And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Trying to make his way home" "He's trying to make his way home Back up to heaven all alone Nobody calling on the phone Except for the pope maybe in Rome" "Joan Osbourne "One of Us"