"Look, by now, nothing should surprise me around here, but someone left a step ladder standing in the middle of the street." "One of those really tall ones, like 12 feet tall, maybe." "It's just standing there in the middle of the street." "Why, why?" "What could they have been possibly reaching for?" "Not that it's a traffic hazard, what traffic, right?" "I'll be in my office in the event that a patient" " ...should choose to darken our door." " I'm going on a vacation." " You are what?" " My check came in." "What are you talking about?" "What check?" " From our corporation." " You have a corporation?" " The Indians do." " The Indians have a corporation?" "5,000 dollars!" "Where does this come from?" "Different things:" "Oil, timber, mutual funds." " How often do you get these?" " Every six months." "Twice a year?" "Twice a year you get a check for 5,000 dollars?" "Sometimes less." "Mutual funds did well this quarter." " 5,000 dollars..." " I'm going to Seattle." " What?" " The gateway to Alaska." "I want an adventure." "DOCTOR EN ALASKA 4x15 "LEARNING CURVE" Subtitles subXpacio" "Holling." "Holling, Have you seen my leg warmers?" "The ones with the pink tops and the green and white stripes?" "I got them last year." "Holling?" "Sorry, Shel, I couldn't hear you over the water." "What is it you're missing?" "Look what was shoved under our bed." "Some kid's school stuff." "Whose is it?" "How did it get in our bedroom?" "Well..." "Walt Beauchamp was up here last week snaking the drains." "Little Walt was with him." "Why would he shove his books under our bed?" "And you'd think he would have missed them by now." " I'd better give him a call." " Shelly." " Yeah, babe." " I'm afraid these things are mine." " These are yours?" " That's right." "I thought it was about time I finished up with my schooling." " High School." " Wow." "I figured a dude as old as you would have finished high school..." " ...eons ago." " Well, I would have, but the summer of '43 a buddy of mine by the name of Lon Guysbert and I, we had a chance to lay railroad timbers outside of Dawson instead." "Paid top dollar." "And you never graduated." "I feel you deserve the best, Shel, straight across the board, and the best means having a man with a proper high school education." "I was going to surprise you, once I actually got my diploma." "You're hitting the books after all this time just for me?" "That is so cool." "And you are gonna do it too, Holling." "Because your no doofus like Randy Tater." " Who?" " Randy Tater." "He dropped out of high school before the end of 11th grade." "He was as big as Hulk Hogan, only bigger." "He decided he was going to move south and play for the NFL." "Maybe he could have done it, too." "Except he got tanked at this party and fell off the front porch." "Totally trashed his knee." "No high school diploma, no NFL." "Now he's a bagboy at Safeway." "And the only uniform he's wearing is one of those aprons and bowtie." "Hon, like the Fresh Prince says," ""don't be a fool, stay in school"." "Come in." " Hello, Marilyn." " Hi." " How you doing?" " Good." "I brought you a few things for your trip." "Despite not having any money, I've done a fair amount of traveling." "I thought that you could benefit from my experience." "Unless someone tells you, there are certain things you wouldn't know." "Well you're all packed, huh?" "Okay." "This is a neck pillow believe it or not..." "It's inflatable." "It secures your head, so you can sleep better in an upright position." "Here we have Bazooka Joe." "This will neutralize the pressure in your inner ear." "It's a popping that you'll feel when you take off and when you land." "Good thing." "Now this is very important, this is a money belt." "Now, you put your traveler's checks in here." "And this way, if your purse gets snatched, God forbid, you won't lose all your money." " You did get traveler's checks?" " No." "Look, muggers, okay?" "They smell cash on people." "They sniff if out and they lock on, all right?" "With traveler's checks, you can get your funds replaced." "I want an adventure." "Yes, I know you do." "You deserve it, I understand." "But, it should be a safe one that you can enjoy, don't you think?" "Just going to a big city is an adventure." "Granted Seattle is not New York." "I wouldn't even let you go to New York by yourself." "Urban problems and dangers, they go on everywhere." "I mean, even me, I'm born and bred in the city and even I can be vulnerable to it." "One time, I'm walking along Riverside Drive, it's like ten PM, and these two guys are coming in my direction on the other side, they cross over and my radar should have gone off, but you know, who knows?" "I could have been thinking about the Munch Exhibit at the Met." "They had a screwdriver and the..." "The next thing I know, they have my wallet and my watch." "And I'm not telling you this to alarm you." "You will have a very fine time." "You will, if you just follow a few simple rules." "The first one is..." "Number one, okay?" "Don't look anyone in the eye." "Like that, don't." "It's a challenge, I don't know." "It's like a primal thing and a lot of these city dwellers they exist on on a very rudimentary and primal level." "And look, excuse me, something like this, if you carry a purse like this, just strap it around your wrist." "And hold it close to your body." "Okay?" " Okay." " Okay, here." "I've arranged for a town car to meet you at the airport." "You're booked into a very nice, reasonably priced and centrally located hotel." "The concierge is a Miss Schroeder, okay?" "So, I guess that's it." "Also, why don't you give me a call when you get there, okay?" "No need to thank me." "As your employer I'd be remiss if I didn't concern myself." "Okay?" "Just promise me that you'll do what I told you." "I want an adventure." "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." "I've graded the homework that you sent me last week and on the whole you all did very, very well." "Here." "And the past tense of lie, is lay, L" " A-Y." "You're doing beautifully on your spelling." "Just keep that up." "Holling, you're still beginning too many sentences with participles." "You're also over-using the passive voice." "And here the colon and the semi-colon are not interchangeable." "Yes, ma'am, Miss Harris." "If you want to stay after class, I could help you with punctuation." "Yes, ma'am." "Now before I forget, I'd like to ask the ten to twelve graders to do an essay for tomorrow." "And the subject will be" ""The most exciting thing that happened to me last summer"." "Okay." "Not less than two pages." "And in addition to the new vocabulary words," "I want two similes and two metaphors." "All right now we're going to move on to math review." "We're going to start with multiplication." "Then on to long division, and we're going to work with decimals." "First off here, we have 84 times 37?" "What is the product," "Holling?" "3,108." "3,108." "That's exactly right." "What is this?" " Well that's how I figure, ma'am." " With your fingers?" "When I was young, a fellow came to town and taught me how to do it." " Really?" "I've a..." " The good thing is there's no way you can ever lose it." "234 times 511." "That would be 119,574." "That's incredible." "I've never seen anything like that before." " Thank you, Ma'am." " You're welcome." "In the algebra and geometry parts they'll want you're written work." "Okay, we'll move on, 273 times 431." "What is the product?" "Anyone?" "Hello." "Fleischman, are you here?" "Hey, Fleischman." "Hey Fleischman," "I need your signature for these syringes and stuff." "All right." " Did you meet that new teacher?" "Jane?" " No." "Not that she's your type." "She'd flew support in Desert Storm." "She's smart and beautiful and the kind that'd intimidate you." "Good for her." "What's wrong with you, Fleischman?" "You seem bitter and surly today." "What happened, you lose a golf ball?" "If you must know, it's Marilyn." " Marilyn?" " She's gone." "She went to Seattle, right?" "Ostensibly." "But the driver said that she never showed." "Driver?" "What driver?" " The one that I hired to meet her." " So what's the big deal?" "What's the big deal?" "This is a woman who hasn't ventured outside 200 miles of Cicely." "She gets on a plane, she flies alone into a major urban metropolis where she neither meets her driver nor checks into her hotel." " That's the big deal." " She's a grown woman." " Boy." " What?" "This is Marilyn we're talking about." "She's not like you or me." "She hasn't been hardened or de sensitized by urban life." "I just never should have let her go." "Just because she hasn't been raised in the concrete jungle of New York doesn't mean she can't survive a weekend away from home." "Let me remind you what happens to unsuspecting people in a city." "They get beaten senseless over bus fare." "They get pushed in front of subway cars." "Fleischman." "All Seattle has is a monorail." " This is really chilling." " What?" " You." " Me?" "The veil has been lifted, the mask just ripped from your face for the first time, I see your true self and it's cold." "I mean you were so cold" " ...and you were so bleak." " This is endearing." "Really, this misplaced paternalistic concern." "I feel like I'm talking to an ice cube." "I can almost believe you're a human being." "Almost." "Not quite." "Thanks, Jo Anne, see you later." " Do you have any Q-tips?" " There." "Next to the drain cleaner." " Hello, Ruth-Anne." " Hello." " Hey, Maggie." " Hi, Jane." " Did you meet Jane?" " No." "She's taking over for Ken Bronningham." " Really?" " Yes, she's a pilot too." "She flew support in Desert Storm." "She refueled fighters in the air at night." "Here you go." "And let me have a piece of that turkey jerky." "I was thinking how that must've fried you, watching all those jocks climb into their F-16's getting all the fun and glory." "What do you mean?" "That you were stuck in support, that just because you're a woman you're not allowed to fly combat." "Come on, the last thing we need is women flying combat." "Do you have any double A batteries?" " They'll come in tomorrow." " Wait a minute." "Did, did you just say women shouldn't fly combat?" "Do you imagine a woman's finger on the trigger of a Tomahawk missile?" " That will be 9.25 dollars." " What's wrong with that?" " Come on..." " What?" "We're irrational, emotional, unpredictable, unstable." " That's true." " It's mostly a hormone thing, really." "We're either getting our periods or we're having our periods or we're getting over having our periods." "A woman's got about two weeks a month of relative sanity and I'd say that's even a stretch for some, huh." "What?" "You're joking." "Really, the least of it." "Women just don't have that blood lust warrior instinct thing." "It's not in their nature." "They're soft and mushy, you just can't trust them to go for the kill." "Save me some of those batteries." "See you, Maggie." "Bye Ruth-Anne." "I like that girl, don't you?" "Whoa... cute." " Where did you pick that up, babe?" " Miss Harris gave them to us." "I thought I ought to make some kind of use out of them." "They looked totally dorky on those geeks in Chess Club." "But a hunk like you can pull that look off, no sweat hon." "Thanks, Shelly." "When do I get to read that big essay thing of yours?" "Shortly, Shelly." "You finished it, didn't you?" "Shelly, that catalogue came in, with all the bed linens in it." "And they have got this comforter from Germany, 600 fill goose down." " And it's only 200 dollars." " You didn't finish it." "I beg your pardon?" "I just thought I'd come down here and put in a few hours." "Work things out in my mind." "I can't spend every waking minute on my homework when I've got a business to run." "You sure found time to yack with Dave." "You were in the kitchen for an hour." "Dave's been having trouble at home since his brother-in-law moved in." "He needed a friend to confide in." "I couldn't very well turn him down, could I?" "You want to hang with your buds that's boss, but your homework comes first." "Is that a deal?" "Lord." "Excuse me, Shelly." " Good afternoon, Miss Harris..." " What a surprise." " Outside of class, call me Jane." " Yes ma'am." "I was just going to finish that assignment for tomorrow." "That's fine, Holling." "Can I get you something to eat or drink?" " Yeah, I'll have a scotch." " A scotch?" "Yeah, any single malt will do." "And you can make that a double." " Is something wrong, Holling?" " No, ma'am, it's just..." "You're a teacher." " Well then, a double it is, Miss Harris." " Jane." "Right, Jane." " You want some pretzels with this?" " No, this'll be fine." " What about some beer nuts?" " This will be fine." "Well, I guess then if you'll excuse me," " I'll just go back to my homework." " All rightie." "Would you please do me a favor and make sure that she calls me as soon as she gets in?" "You got that?" "What's your name?" "Ted." "All right, Ted, I am writing that down and I expect her to call, and I'm holding you responsible." "Thank you." " Hello, Dr. Fleischman." " Ed, jeez." " Why do you sneak up on people?" " Sorry." " Going through Marilyn's things?" " No." "Of course not." "I'm looking for a stamp." "I brought your office supplies." "And Ruth-Anne wanted me to be sure and tell you, she got in a case of King Oscar Sardines." "Let me ask you something." "If you went to the trouble to organize someone's vacation, to insure that it was safe and enjoyable and worry free, is it unreasonable to expect a phone call?" "A simple "I have arrived everything's find, thank you."" "Is that too much to ask?" " Marilyn hasn't called yet." " No." "I book her into a nice hotel with a 24 hour doorman." "And the desk tells me that she hasn't even checked in." "Maybe her plane was late." "It touched down five minutes early and she was on it." "Because I have a positive ID from the flight attendant." "I wouldn't worry." "I'm not." "I just think after all the trouble I have gone through, the least she could is acknowledge my efforts." "Well, I'm sure she's fine." "I told you, I'm not worried." "What I am is I'm irritated." "How am I supposed to treat patients if I'm busy answering the phone and covering the front office here." "There's no one here, Dr. Fleischman." "That's got nothing to do with it." "Marilyn was grossly irresponsible for leaving and she doesn't even have the decency to call me and tell me that she's okay." "She goes on vacation to a strange city, grabs the wrong bag, and before she knows it, she's kidnapped by ruthless arms dealers who would as soon slit her throat as let her go." "Frantic." "Roman Polanski, 1988." "I'll see you, Dr. Fleischman." ""When we zoomed past Mercury, my parents caught on fire and then I woke up in my own bed." "The earth hadn't broken out of its orbit and we weren't really hurtling towards the sun." "It had all just been a dream."" "That was very imaginative, Stuart." "Thank you." "You're welcome, ma'am." "Okay, Holling." "Would it be okay if I just handed mine in." "It's neat enough and easy to read." "I think we'd all like to hear it in your voice." "Yes, ma'am." ""My most exciting day of last summer." "I remember it was halfway through June, about the time of the month my kegs get dropped off and I'd just finished piling my empties out back, when "Oats" Moncrieff came striding into my bar like a skunk hound in a chicken coop." "12 years earlier, Oats cut a man to ribbons for a pair of snowshoes and I saw to it he was sent up to Lemoncreek Correctional." "Now he was a free man, looking to even the score with me." "His eyes blazing and crazy, he made for the Springfield in his holster and I knew I had only one shot at slowing him down." "So I laid a bottle of rye whiskey upside his forehead." "With him blinded by the blood and glass," "I was atop Oats and in a flash, his rifle went off and tore a hole in my shoulder as big as a fist." "But I wrassled him to the floor anyway, his thumbs digging into my eyes, looking to scoop them out like dollops of ice cream." "And me, I just kept slamming his skull against the brass rail, hoping it would bust wide or at least he's go slack on me." "An hour later, when the authorities finally arrived, they found us both lying in a pool of our own blood, tapped white and unconscious." "Peaceful as newborn babes." "The end."" " That was very vivid." "Thank you." " Thank you, ma'am." "Okay then so, who would like to go next." "Hello." "Things slow in the sawbones business?" "You taking an early lunch?" "I got to borrow some cash." " Sure, what can I spot you for?" " 800 dollars, actually." "What do you need that kind of wampum for?" "I got to get a plane ticket to Seattle." "You're not thinking of skipping out on us, are you?" "Yes, well I think about it every moment of every day, more than sex." "But it's Marilyn." "Not a word from her, nothing." "Well, I hardly think that's cause for alarm." "I've been through this, I won't argue about it, okay?" "I'm going to Seattle." "Have you got any idea the odds against finding Marilyn in Seattle?" "Yeah, and I don't care, okay?" "I do not care." "Up here my hands are tied, all right." "If I'm down there on the streets, I wouldn't be so helpless." "All right." "I'm always ready to get behind a man with a sense of duty and a direction to take it in." " Thank you, I appreciate it very much." " Let's see here." "Figure one C a week, that's two, three, four..." "That's one, five, six, seven, eight, that makes two." "Wait a minute, two?" "Makes two what?" "I'm just a figuring the cash time equivalents." "What are you saying?" "This 800 dollars adds two months to your medical duties here." " What?" " Well actually it's 63..." "No, it's 64 days, but..." "Since your heart's on right, I'll take up some of the slack." "You'll make me work this off?" "You're cash poor, Joel." "I'm doing you a favor." "You and this state, you've squeezed a fifth year out of me." "Now you want more?" "This is extortion, it's usury." "Do you want the money or not?" "Hi, Holling." "Come on in and have a seat." "Now I base these student evaluations on a number of things." "Conduct, homework, and, of course, margin of improvement." "Consistently you are the best behaved student in the class." " You're a real gentleman, Holling." " Thank you, ma'am." "And I find your approach to the assignments very refreshing." "You bring a wealth of life experience to your work." " Excuse me." " Yes." " I'm not a buttinski or anything?" " No, we just got started." "Would you mind if I sort of sat in on Holling's conference, seeing as I am, his squeeze and all." " By all means, Shelly." "Have a seat." " Thank you." "Okay now, as I was about to say, although I find Holling very bright, his classroom work is not reflecting that." "I don't know if it's a lack of preparedness on your part, or if you're not asking enough questions, but whatever it is," "I'm afraid that you may not pass your equivalency test." " He'll flunk?" " Well, no not flunk, exactly, he'll just have to take the test over again." "Now if there's a problem, or if there's anything I can help with." "Well..." " The truth is, I, well..." " He's embarrassed." "Your embarrassed?" "It's all the attention he gets in class, being the biggest kid and all." "Well, not kid, but..." "Holling's shy." "At his surprise party, everybody in town was there..." "Holling spent the whole time in the kitchen mixing ice cream drinks." " Shelly..." " It's true." "Well, maybe, but.." "Miss Harris, it's like this:" "when I was no more than six, I used to have this piece of slate that broke off from our roof and a chunk of soap that I'd write on it with." "I used to go out into the woods and teach myself the ABCs." " Really?" " Yes, ma'am." "And eight miles over the Pelly Range, there was this Missionary's wife, she used to lend me books, on the sly." "Captain Courageous Children's Book of Verses and things like that, so I'd sit down under the trees, in the birch leaves and the spruce needles, all by myself." "Reading, writing down words I didn't know." "To me schooling has always been a solitary sort of thing." "With nothing but the grackles and the jays to pay me any mind." "And I guess I'm just having a hard time switching tracks." "Anyway, thank you for helping my Holling." "What's the problem?" "She's flying choppy above 8,000 feet." "What have you got here, a Continental?" " What is she a 145?" " Yep." "145." "It sounds like the air fuel ratio is being affected, or maybe it's your carburetor." "You know some of these float-type carbs are fitted with a mixture control for altitude compensation." "I just think it's sediment in my fuel line." "But then the altitude wouldn't be affected by it." "Sometimes when atmosphere density gets reduced, what happens is the stuff inside there gets a little gummy." "A little sticky." "Unless the controls are working just perfect." "What?" "Something wrong?" " How could you say that?" " How could I say what?" "Unstable, two good weeks a month." "Won't go in for the kill." "Women shouldn't fly combat, you actually said that." " That's my opinion." " Your opinion?" "That can't be your opinion." " Why not?" " Because you're a woman!" "And you're a smart, competent, educated woman." " So?" " Well, so where have you been the past 20 years?" "Haven't you heard of sisterhood?" " We're supposed to stick together." " Who is supposed to stick together?" " Women." " You're one of those." "One of what?" "You think because we both wear panty hose and shave our legs, that we're supposed to have the same opinions about things." "I have my own ideas." "And if you don't like them, too bad..." "I won't let you or any other sister dictate how I think or feel." "Yeah, and another thing, sister," "I already have a sister, and you're not her." "I don't understand, I used all the vocabulary words." "A "B" is good, Holling." "The girl next to me wrote about Carlsbad Caverns and she got an "A"." "Not that I begrudge her that, but my essay was twice as long and I used three metaphors." "It says here your problem was with punctuation and run-on sentences." "I think you're lucky you didn't get nailed for neatness." "Look at this." "Well I'm beginning to think that this thing is a waste of my time." "What?" "I can read, I can write, why do I need any more education?" "I've been balancing my own books for going on 30 years now." "So you figure you're set for life?" "I already have a job, I'm content." "And no piece of paper'll help or hinder that." "Besides, why do I have to write about things that I already know, anyway." "Or learning a new way to do my mathematics, life's too short." "And you want to spend the rest of it knowing you pupped out on something this mega-important?" "That instead of going for the gusto, you bailed out?" " Well, I didn't exactly bail out." " Don't give me that B.S.," "First you fail, then you bail." "It was the exact same thing at Miss NWP." "In the dressing room, while the gals are getting all dolled-up, you figure, you're in there." "You got a chance." "You could be wearing that satin banner just as easy as anyone." "But at dress rehearsal, you see what you're really up against." "80 chicks with pert little T's and A's and sprayed up do's and shiny Vaseline smiles and you're going what's the point?" "I'm dead meat." "And bailing is the first thing you want to do, but you don't," "and you know why?" "Because all of a sudden it hits you." "Winning is major, sure, it's the "bitchinest"." "But mostly you're in it because, just being in it is major enough." "And if you weren't a winner, at least you were a contestant." "But if you quit, that's all you are, a quitter." "Now, for a fact, she's here in Seattle." "One of the flight attendants, ID'd her down to what she was wearing." "And Ms. Whirlwind's initial arrival at Sea-Tac?" " Seat please." " Thanks." "Well it was 9 AM, Tuesday morning, and it was on Anchorage Flight 394." "Also, I brought this picture, maybe this will help." "This is her on the left, holding a moose rack." ""On viewer's left... "" "Dr. Fleischman, the desk sergeant said that you suggested..." " ...the possibility of foul play?" " Well, I don't know, I'm not sure," "Why else would she fail to meet my driver?" "May I offer you a possible scenario?" "Yeah, please." "Ms Whirlwind meets a gentleman at the airport cocktail lounge, has a few drinks, some laughs." "She's enjoying herself." "Next thing, she decides to forgo her planned excursions for a weekend with her new friend." "We see this sort of thing all the time." "No, look, you don't understand." "Marilyn is not the kind of woman to go traipsing off with some airport lounge lizard, ok?" " She's just not like other people." " No?" " No, she's better." " Better than what?" "Better than you and better than me." "Better than anyone." "She's..." "I don't know, she's simple." " She's developmentally delayed?" " No, not that kind of simple, on the contrary." "She's very intelligent." "Insightful." "She's even brilliant at times." "When I say simple, I mean it in an elegant way." "Was she suffering from depression before she left Alaska?" "I don't think so." "It's not that it's easy to tell, she's kind of taciturn." "Taciturn?" "Yeah, but it's in a good way." "Her silence actually speaks volumes." "I see." " Is there anything else?" " Well..." " Yeah, she's guileless." " I'm sorry." "Guileless." "Without guile." "Dr. Fleishman, I sympathize with your concerns, but at this point, without extenuating circumstances, all we have is a missing person." "And I can't file a formal report for another 24 hours." "24 hours?" "Do you realize what could happen to a person in 24 hours?" "I'm sorry, but those are the rules." "Well isn't there anything that I can do?" "Well, as a private citizen, you have every right to contact the coroner's office." "Okay, so after the electors' votes get all certified, what happens?" " Then they get sent to congress." " And?" "And..." "I got it." "The President of the Senate opens them." " And..." " And counts them." "All by himself?" "He does it in the presence of the Senate and of the House." " On..." " January 6th." " Primo, then what?" " Then, what, what?" "What happens next?" "The new president..." "Gets sworn in on the 20th of the same month." "You've got this down cold." "Multiple choice, true, false, no matter what they throw at you, you'll ace this test." " You think so?" " I know so." "You'll to lay out your three hold punch and your number two Ticonderogas, and kick butt." "You want to take a break?" "I can give you a neck rub or make you some Swiss Miss or something." "Thanks, Shel." "But if it's all the same with you," "I think I'd better keep pressing on." "Ten-four." "Let's see..." "Getting into the census thing." "Under section 5, title 13 of the U.S. Code, the Secretary of Commerce has the authority to do what?" ""I'm going to find her"" ""I'm going to find her"" ""I'm going to find her"" ""I've been searching"" ""Searching everywhere"" " "I've been searching" - "I'm going to find her"" ""I've been searching every which away"" ""Just like a northwest Mountie"" " "You know I'll bring her in sometime" - "I'm going to find her"" ""I'm going to find her"" ""If I have to swim a river,"" ""you know I will"" "2And if I have to climb a mountain,"" ""you know I will"" ""And if she's hiding up"" ""on a Blueberry Hill"" ""Am I going to find her?"" " "You know I will" - "I'm going to find her"" ""I've been searching"" "Nineteenth President, I'm damned," "I put down Chester Arthur and it's Hayes." "That's at least two I got wrong." "Chill, Holling." "There's nothing you can do about it now." " Hi, Miss Harris?" " Hi, Shel." " Holling." " Ma'am." "There's a few tings I like about this job..." "Like mountain hopping and flexible hours, and the fact that I don't have to fly out everything I flew in." "This is for you." "My, look Shel." ""This certifies that Holling Gustav Vincoeur has completed all necessary work for the equivalent of a High School Diploma in the State of Alaska."" "And it's even signed by the Governor himself." " Congratulations." " You did it, Holling." "And we'll put it right over here in a boss frame with glass and everything." "So that everyone knows that a high school graduate honchos this joint." "Thank you for everything, ma'am." "It's my pleasure." "Take it easy." " Bye, Miss Harris." " I forgot to tell you, Shelly," "I haven't felt like this since I went bow hunting in the Territories and brought down that barren ground caribou with a single arrow." "The big H scores again." "Jane." "I want to say I still think you're wrong." " Didn't we have this conversation?" " No, wait." "What I really want to say is that" "I also think you're right." " About what?" " About opinions." "About agreeing to disagree." "As stupid as it is to believe that women don't have the constitution to be competent killers," "it's even stupider to think we're all going to have the same point of view." " So I apologize." " Apology accepted." " See you on the front lines." " Okay." "Hi, I'll have one of those Kielbasas, I guess." "Wait, hold on." "Marilyn?" "Marilyn!" "I did it!" "Yes, I found you!" "I can't believe it!" "Are you all right?" "Man." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "These last few days, I got to tell you, it's been murder." "You didn't meet the driver, you didn't go to the hotel." "You've taken years off my life." "I can't believe I found you." "You must be surprised to see me here." " Not really." " Not really, Marilyn?" "Come on." "You've got to be wondering how I could possible find you in a city this big without the slightest clue." " No." " No." "Over half a million people." "I can't believe it, I actually found you." "Now I almost gave up hope and then it hit me..." "The only way that I was going to find you, was to think like you." "So I started thinking what would Marilyn do in Seattle, right?" "So I checked out some yarn shops, the Indian Center at Discovery Park, and bingo, I remember the cranes." "The Ostriches." "The Zoo." "It made perfect sense." "Here you are, I was right." "I just wanted a nice spot to eat lunch." "Yeah, eat lunch, whatever." "The point is, is that you're here and you're safe." "All right, we still got most of the day left, we can we can check out some sights." "I got this guide book at the airport and I marked some things." "Sound good?" "All right." "We could..." "What about Pike Place Market?" " No." " Good, yeah." "It sounds like South Street Seaport only a little more touristy." "Japanese Garden, we look at rocks, just relax there." "You don't want to do that." "I guess you can do that at home." "This is your vacation, I understand." "All right, well..." "Let's see here, Seattle Rep's putting on "Hedda Gabler"." " How do you feel about Ibsen?" " Depressing." "Yeah, I guess he is." " I don't know, we could catch a movie." " No." "No?" "Well, the Sonic's are playing the Lakers at the Coliseum." "No." " Well we could see the Asia Museum." " No." "Hey, wait, what about this?" "Ripped by subXpacio and TusSeries"