"♪ Our life" "♪ Together" "♪ Is so precious" "♪ Together" "♪ We have grown" "♪ We have grown" "♪ Although our love" "♪ Is still special" "♪ Let's take a chance and fly away" "♪ Somewhere" "♪ Alone" "♪ It's been too long since we took the time the time flies so quickly" "darling" "♪ It's like we both are falling" "♪ In love again" "♪ It'll be just like starting over" "♪ Over" "♪ Starting over" "♪ Over" "♪ Every day we used to make love" "♪ Why can't we be making love nice and easy?" "♪ It's time to spread our wings and fly my love" "♪ It'll be just like starting over" "♪ Over and over and over" "♪ Why don't we take us alone?" "♪ La de da" "♪ La de da far away" "♪ We'll be together all alone again ♪" "Alan." "you're boarding in a few minutes." "relax." "She just doesn't want us to see her crying." "So she went to the bathroom to cry in front of strangers." "Dad?" "You sad to see me finally leave home?" "you're going aboard for the first time." "You're gonna be in a foreign country." "go to Amsterdam." "just..." "Just..." "European women are different." "How do you know?" "that doesn't... look at mommy!" "that was so cute." "honey." "Hi." "Dad here was starting to get worried about you." "daddy should worry about himself." "He can't admit how much he's gonna miss you." "that's the difference between us. and he gets a headache." "maybe I wouldn't get a headache if you didn't get it out and let it go. and that's why you grind your teeth." "maybe I..." "Can we not have this moment?" "sorry." "sweetie?" "I've got something for you." "It is an international beeper. it will ring on my corresponding unit." "And then what?" "And then I'll call you." "she'll fly over." "MAN ON PA:" "Charter flight 178 to London is now boarding at Gate 50-b." "All Ohio State students should have their boarding cards ready." "I guess this is it." "Give your mother a big hug." "She's very fragile today. okay?" "Okay..." "You guys take care of each other." "I was really proud of you back there." "I thought you were gonna lose it." "so was I. I guess I'm stronger than I think. we have more time to ourselves now. alone in the house." "it's okay." "I'm sorry." "you should be excited about this interview." "we're moving to New York." "and we'll have that "New York" money." "Henry." "You've been at Sellinski for 23 years. and we've lived in Ohio all our lives." "I thought you hated New York." "I only hated New York when it was hip to hate New York. so I don't hate it." "I'm in advertising." "and I follow the crowd." "I guess we could see Susan more." "Maybe you can." "She won't speak to me. when she calls up and says she's having second thoughts about med school it's like..." "Henry." "I did not." "I merely told her that I was going to sue her." "you can't sue your own daughter for lost tuition." "You can now." "You can." "there's that precedent." "my God!" "hang on." "Hang on one second." "thanks." "Thanks for setting up that meeting." "10:00." "I can't tell Nancy I was fired." "I know. but that's what I've decided... you're not Nancy." "I appreciate it." "bye." "There's too much food." "there's not." "I could never get enough to eat when Alan was here." "baby." "This is fantastic." "We never get a chance to talk." "we only talked about them." "Now we get to talk about us." "this is a gab-fest." "Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak." "So..." "Uh..." "What's going on with you?" "I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do with the rest of my life." "I can't even decide whether I should go to New York with you for that interview." "I'd just be tagging along out of pure panic and insecurity." "but it's ironic that the minute we have immediately separate." "if we force ourselves to be together what are we proving? baby." "I gotta pack." "sir." "thank you." "(CAR DOORS SHUTTING)" "(ENGINE STARTING)" "FLIGHT ATTENDANT:" "Welcome aboard Tri-State Air Flight 42 to New York." "we'll be able to pull away..." "Uhh!" "Ohh!" "(CRASH)" "Ohh!" "Surprise!" "Henry?" "Henry?" "Henry!" "What?" "Are you excited I came?" "What?" "Are you excited I came?" "I'm very excited." "Henry." "I'm holding it in." "okay?" "you forgot your foot chums." "What?" "Your foot chums." "Aah! over there to that man?" "that's... and he always forgets this." "he'll be complaining about his rash. flake." "(GASPS)" "MAN:" "Let them sit together." "Thanks." "Here we go." "sorry." "We're not gonna be eating." "Okay." "Henry?" "we're gonna be eating in one of the great hotels in the world." "You don't want to ruin that with a moldy leftover ham and cheese sandwich." "He's sorry." "That's okay." "I'm too nervous to eat." "Why are you nervous?" "It's only an interview." "It's not like you don't have a job." "this is different." "It's senior creative director." "It's the big time." "honey." "isn't it?" "All I see is fog." "bad news this afternoon." "New York is completely fogged in." "We've been diverted to Logan Airport in Boston." "Boston?" "Boston?" "We're here." "I'll see if there's any flights going anywhere near New York." "and I'll get the bags." "I'll meet you at the carousel." "Okay." "Henry?" "I'm still excited you came." "Bags." "Ooh!" "The buses are filled until 3:00 in the morning." "The next train to New York from South Station is in 20 minutes." "(WHISTLING) gets us into New York..." "Where are the bags?" "They didn't come out." "What do you mean they didn't come out?" "Henry." "They didn't come out." "What do you mean they didn't come out?" "Henry." "How can I calm down?" "I've got to be in New York tomorrow morning for the most important interview of my..." "Just give me the claim..." "The check..." "Give me..." "Henry!" "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "Are there any more bags up there?" "We were supposed to land..." "Are you crazy?" "I'm Henry Clark from Flight 42." "It's 3-6-4..." "You're gonna get hurt!" "6-T-dash-7..." "Ohh!" "That's not our bag!" "Can you describe the bags? and three blue sportsacs." "many bags look alike." "specific descriptions lead to apprehending the suspect." "My bags didn't murder anyone." "They just got lost." "look at this. my suitcase looks something like that." "Would that be the 24- or the 26-inch model? I forgot to measure my bags." "it looks a little like this." "but it'll give you an idea." "Wow!" "Are you an artist?" "I used to be in advertising with my husband." "This is a fantastic drawing." "Thank you." "we don't have that bag." "Where will you be staying in the Boston area?" "we will be staying in New York." "calm down." "There's plenty of cabs." "It's not worth getting a heart attack over." "I should have eaten." "You know how dizzy I get when I don't eat." "I'm reeling." "there's plenty of food on the train." "You just have to go with the flow." "you're right." "I'm calming down." "I am going to calm down." "Good." "thank you." "What's that taste?" "What taste?" "Did you have peanut butter?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Where did you get peanut butter?" "I didn't." "You usually don't taste like peanut butter." "That's it." "I'm throwing away that lipstick." "You had peanut butter." "I did not." "my God!" "okay?" "I went to the vending machine while I was waiting for the bags." "Aha!" "I had 75 cents. and so I ate them all!" "How many were there?" "Two." "I'm dizzy." "I'm sorry." "It doesn't mean I don't love you." "but are we going anywhere?" "my God!" "I thought we were already moving." "South Station." "We have 10 minutes to catch a train." "my God!" "we can make it!" "all right." "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Did we miss it?" "the 3:38 to New York?" "Yeah." "We missed it." "This can't be happening. they won't mind." "They'll understand." "They do not give a position of responsibility to a man who cannot get from Ohio to New York in 24 hours." "I really don't think that makes any difference." "maybe." "Do I have time to go to the bathroom?" "All the time in the world. we'll get the next train to New York." "we'll rent a car. and they don't get diverted to Boston." "whatever." "I'll meet you..." "Five minutes." "Excuse me." "please." "The 3:38 metroliner to New York is now leaving on track 12." "This is your final boarding call." "All aboard!" "Nancy?" "Nancy?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "Ohh!" "can you tell me where the ladies' room is?" "You mean the men's room." "I need the ladies' room." "Over there." "Ohh!" "we can still make the train." "We can still..." "Uhh." "please? thanks." "I got lost." "we can still make the train." "I have to go... we don't have time." "It leaves in two minutes." "The train's still here?" "She didn't want to come out!" "come on!" "Okay." "I'll run on ahead." "Run ahead of me." "I can't in these heels." "my God!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Okay." "it's here." "All right." "Okay." "I made it." "I forgive you the peanut butter." "I'm exhausted." "Let's see if we can get a seat." "Ohh." "Ohh." "Oh. is this the 3:38 to New York?" "that is." "(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)" "Oh." "nothing." "We've gotta find a car." "Henry." "We have to be nice." "Gotta be nice." "Yeah." "The guy at Avis didn't like you very much." "We were both in a bad mood." "Be nice." "can I help you folks?" "how are you?" "we'd like to rent a car." "or luxury?" "compacted." "Okay." "we're all out of compacts." "midsize would be fine." "Okay. we don't have any midsized vehicles either." "All we have is one luxury sedan." "Huh. what car we..." "We'll take a luxury sedan." "Okay." "Sounds good." "they should really change this sign to "we have car." "If I could have your credit card?" "Absolutely." "sir." "It's totally state-of-the-art." "Practically drives itself." "Would you like the collision insurance? right?" "♪ People all over the world" "♪ World ♪ Join hands yes" "♪ Start a love train ♪ Start a love train" "♪ Love train ♪ Get onboard" "♪ People all over the world" "♪ Come on ♪ Join hands" "♪ Let's ride this train yeah" "♪ Love train" "♪ Mmm-mmm ♪ Love yeah" "♪ Let it ride ♪ it's hot in here." "Ohh!" "It tells you everything about a heater perfect." "what are we gonna do?" "I'm melting out of my dress." "I don't understand." "It's got an engage switch but no disengage." "It's a thousand degrees in here." "It's like a setting for a pot roast." "it's freezing!" "Put that up!" "It feels so good." "jeez!" "(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)" "(MUSIC CHANGES)" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "♪" "Ohh!" "Mmm!" "(SIGHS) are we in a rut?" "but we're not in a rut." "Why are you in a rut? knowing exactly what to expect." "That's a rut. every morning I wake up and I don't know what I'm gonna do." "It's been one morning. but it's a start." "So we're both in a rut." "Separately. that would be..." "Henry." "♪ Old black magic has me in its spell ♪ there's a fork coming up." "Which way do I go?" "do you see" ""Cross Bronx Expressway"?" "ma'am." "Good." "go past that..." "What do you mean go past it?" "Then you'll hit a sign that'll say "Triborough Bridge." "It'll take you right into Manhattan." "I already made the turn." "What do you mean you turned?" "I made the turn." "I didn't tell you to turn." "You implied it." "too." "how can you imply a turn?" "I wouldn't even know how to imply a turn." "you know how to imply a turn." "Is that a map in front of you or what?" "Henry." "but it looks like a map." "It's got a lot of squiggly little lines all over it." "You want to see?" "Hey!" "That's not funny." "you're the lover I have waited for" "♪ You're the mate that fate had me created for ♪ right up here." "Henry?" "Why don't we use that navigation system?" "I'm in charge of the map now. and we're right into the heart of Manhattan." "All right." "Is that New York City back there?" "What are you talking about?" "this is the George Washington Bridge." "the map?" "You think everything I do is from reading the map?" "COMPUTER VOICE:" "Proceed down Grand Street." "Proceed down Grand Street." "don't feel bad." "He's obviously been here before." "He knows the city." "I wouldn't have been confused at all if we'd come into the city the right way." "he is not confused." "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "Huh?" "It's French." "What's that?" "just press this over here." "don't press it." "Henry?" "I don't know droit." "(SPEAKING JAPANESE) no!" "What did he say?" "What did he say?" "It's Chinese or something." "Find Spanish." "Just find Spanish." "what's he saying?" "Find Spanish." "I can't find Spanish." "I don't know how to work this thing." "(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "I'll press..." "I'll press that." "do something!" "Nancy!" "Aah!" "Turn!" "Turn!" "Turn!" "it's fish!" "my God!" "God!" "Aah!" "Put on the brake!" "The brake!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "(COMPUTER SPEAKING FRENCH) honey?" "just like me." "200." "I could have bought a car for that." "I know." "look at New York." "Where?" "I want to get to the hotel." "How do we get there?" "That's very simple." "The streets of New York are laid out on a rigid grid." "like somebody else I know." "You want to get there or not?" "so we follow the rigid grid to Park Avenue and 64th Street." "right now we're at... don't look around at the signs." "That's how people know you're from out of town." "You don't want that." "there's a walk New Yorkers have." "They never stroll. really important to go to." "uh... uh..." "(LAUGHING) Henry. and that's how you get in trouble." "Excuse me." "I'm terribly sorry to disturb you." "I can't tell you how embarrassing this is." "I just left all my money and credit cards in a cab." "I'm late to a rehearsal." "I've got a play on Broadway at the moment. you can come with me to the theater." "I will pay you back there." "You expect us to believe this?" "I suppose not." "I'm sorry to have bothered you." "there's no play." "it's a revival of Jesus Christ Superstar at the Broadhurst Theater." "Do come if you get the chance." "Wait a minute." "Jesus Christ Superstar?" "my God." "Are you Andrew Lloyd Webber?" "Yes..." "Thank you." "I... it's Andrew Lloyd Webber!" "and as I said..." "We love Jesus Christ Superstar." "We saw Phantom of the Opera." "And Evita." "And Evita." "That was so great." "And Cats..." "Ohhh... that was just..." "It hit so home for us." "We lost a cat that year." "It didn't sing like your cats." "and this is my wife Nancy." "A pleasure to meet you both." "We'd be honored to lend you anything. no matter how much the crime rate's dropped." "I..." "I entered Yokelville." "Come on..." "Come over here." "Come on." "I am so embarrassed about this." "don't be embarrassed." "When we tell the people in Ohio that we lent Andrew Lloyd Webber five..." "Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber... it's Lord." "I think he's a Lord." "Sir Lord." "Sir Lord." "You know Paul McCartney?" "shut up." "fun..." "Shut up." "Shut up!" "What?" "Jesus!" "Give me..." "Give it to me!" "Give me the bag." "Give me the bag." "Give me... my God!" "Ohh!" "Why are you doing this?" "Every show you do is a hit!" "HENRY:" "Hey!" "Henry!" "Andrew Lloyd Webber just stole my pocketbook!" "He's not Andrew Lloyd Webber." "He's just a common criminal." "honey!" "Come on." "Let's get outta here." "Henry?" "watch." "Henry?" "Credit card." "I put it in my sock when we were on the plane." "Oh!" "You're a genius!" "thank you." "My God!" "You're a genius!" "Put it away!" "We might run into Stephen Sondheim." "Hello." "Hello." "Ohhh... thank God." "Look!" "Look at this place." "it's beautiful." "it's good to be inside." "is that a new haircut?" "it is." "I think you'd better stay in the back for a while." "(DING)" "Good evening." "Welcome to the Grand Mark Hotel." "How may I be of service to you?" "We have a reservation." "Clark." "the manager of the hotel." "here we are." "Mr. and Mrs. Clark." "If there's anything at all I can do please don't hesitate to let me know." "That would be room service." "We haven't eaten since this morning." "we're starving. along with a fine merlot?" "yummy." "If I could just have an imprint of your credit card?" "And then we'll have you up to your... to your room..." "In a jiffy." "You wouldn't believe what we've been through." "First our flight was rerouted." "Then they sent us to Boston. we were mugged by Andrew Lloyd Webber." "How extraordinary." "I'll certainly mention it next time he stays with us." "Perhaps he's under some strain at the moment." "Ah." "We have a message for you." "We have located your luggage." "Thanks again to Mrs. Clark for the lovely sketch." "We will deliver to the hotel later this evening." "honey." "God." "some good news." "I'm afraid we seem to have a little problem with your credit card." "What kind of problem?" "A financial one." "Would you care to speak to them?" "Yes?" "This is..." "This is Henry Clark." "I've never had a problem with my credit card." "Have I ever had a problem with my credit card?" "Henry." "I never purchased anything at Uncle's Stereo in Manhattan." "$800 at Sofas You Love?" "she's my daughter." "She's how much overdue?" "I understand." "Thank you." "Nancy." "Nancy." "You won't believe this." "Susan has stolen one of our credit cards." "Henry?" "I'm going to call her so I can scream at someone." "The battery's dead." "May I borrow your phone?" "there's a pay phone on Lexington and 64th. but I want you to promise not to lose it." "she couldn't stay in the med school dorms she was looking for an apartment once she decided that she was gonna drop out that's why I gave her the credit card." "Henry." "Be mad at me." "How about if I'm mad at both of you?" "I was just trying to protect you." "Don't try and protect me. and you didn't tell me?" "because when I tell you... but do please come back when you have some money." "Oh..." "Please?" "Can't you just trust us?" "(CHOKING ON HIS LAUGHTER)" "(ALL LAUGH)" "Are you throwing us out?" "no." "Security will do that." "I don't believe this." "What do we do now?" "We're going to Susan's." "No." "Thank you." "it's her life." "It took a lot of courage to drop out." "It's easy to be courageous with daddy's credit card." "it's her passion." "Don't you understand passion?" "I'm filled with passion. my father practically went berserk." "isn't this the same situation?" "and I discussed it with him. and we're gonna discuss it with her." "but somehow I'm not in the mood to see her new furniture right now." "Henry." "I'm supposed to work it out with her?" "000 in tuition money without even consulting me? but not in Ohio." "Henry." "It's New York. which is exactly what my parents said I'd be if I married you." "I'm going!" "What am I supposed to do? but then I'm leaving!" "Henry." "she might be a wonderful actress." "And you'd actually be very proud of her now because she's writing." "I'm glad you told me that. but if she's going to act and write..." "Let's see." "One... here it is. 148." "Here it is." "Clark-Guerrero." "Who's Guerrero?" "I don't know." "or you're not telling me?" "Because we've established there's a difference." "(BUZZ) Where is she?" "Probably stuck in her new sofa." "come on." "Let's go." "I'm just gonna stay outside here and be difficult." "come on." "(GIGGLING)" "(YAWNS AUDIBLY)" "(LOUD KNOCKING)" "Susan?" "(SIGHS)" "I'll write her a little note." "Don't you touch our paper." "I was just taking a little sliver off the paper." "I was gonna write a note to my daughter." "She lives in 2-B." "We don't know the girl in 2-B." "she just moved in." "I'm her mother." "Ask her if she has I.D. Do you have I.D.?" "I don't have I.D. Do you have a key?" "I don't have a key." "Ask how she got in here." "How'd you get in?" "Ask her to stop asking me questions." "I don't have to answer." "I'm getting out." "Don't let her go. please?" "I'm working here." "She was stealing our paper!" "I came to see my daughter in 2-B." "What's the matter with you?" "Susan?" "Sweet girl." "You know Susan..." "Professionally?" "because this is a sick woman." "(MAN SCREAMS) you buy it!" "It was really nice getting to know all of you." "You're not going anywhere till the cops get here." "Don't make me set corky on you." "I'm really tired of this repartee. hoo!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "(DOG BARKING)" "(SPEAKING MANDARIN) You make an excellent point." "She wasn't home!" "no." "I..." "Nancy?" "Nancy?" "my God!" "Nancy!" "I am busting' my butt..." "Hey!" "Nancy!" "Ohh!" "Throw it!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "babe." "honey!" "Okay!" "All they care about is food... (BOTH SCREAMING)" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "This way!" "This way!" "In there!" "(BARKING)" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "honey!" "Incoming." "Croissants." "Bear claws." "Sticky buns." "Let's go." "there's no eating before the meeting." "Meeting?" "Nice to see some new faces." "Sorry I'm late." "It's a great group." "Sit right down." "Let's begin." "I'd like to welcome our new members." "If you could introduce yourselves... and this is my husband Henry." "Nancy and Henry." "Welcome." "Hello." "we were discussing Edward's problem." "Edward?" "It's okay." "I'd like to start off by letting everyone know how much your support has meant to me." "I've been masturbating up to 17 times a day." "we have to go. you're giving Edward a very negative message." "please." "We don't want to send a negative message." "Not too close." "how was last week for you?" "thank you." "Uh..." "I've been concentrating on translating the sexual impulse into other forms of expression. calling friends." "Trying to integrate the urge into a more well-rounded lifestyle." "(BURSTS OUT LAUGHING)" "That's about all." "what about you?" "Were you able to cut down on your number of random sexual encounters during the week?" "so just my doctor. let's hear from the new people." "What about you folks?" "we just got in here by mistake. and this is the wrong denomination. we don't really even have sex that much." "Nancy!" "Hmm?" "so your problem is lack of sex." "Tell us more. and we really don't discuss sex in public." "It's sort of our state motto. is that we don't discuss it." "we're from Ohio." "But we don't even really do it very much anymore." "it's probably programmed and lacking in spontaneity." "um..." "It's like we're two dead people." "Nancy!" "Ohio!" "So it's not so much the declining frequency as the fact that you've both come to accept this lack of physical and emotional intimacy." "I'm gonna sleep with somebody right now." "Have you tried tying each other up with bamboo?" "we use the club." "okay." "discussing it is the first step toward solving the problem." "You know what?" "I don't have a problem." "I enjoy sex as much as the next guy." "Euhh." "let's face it." "We haven't done it in over two months." "(GROUP EXCLAIMING)" "(SOMEONE WHISTLES) you have a problem." "okay." "I've been a little tense lately." "What have you been tense about?" "What have I been tense about?" "Yeah." "Let's just say I've been tense." "why have you been tense?" "Why have I been tense?" "Why have I been tense?" "I don't know." "I don't have the right to be tense?" "would you like to share with the group the reason why you feel tense?" "Yes." "I'd love to share this with the group." "I was fired." "I got fired!" "You what?" "I got fired." "You were fired?" "This is the only interview I could get and..." "How could you not tell me?" "I was gonna here alone." "I was gonna get this job. and it just creates more tension!" "Henry." "I find failure very erotic." "Or success." "Doesn't matter." "Sheena!" "Ohhh... (SOBS) stop having sex." "You were fired?" "I don't believe it! but I hear it in front of a bunch of perverts?" "God!" "How could you not tell me?" "you lied to me about Susan." "It wasn't really a lie." "It was an incremental accumulation of half truths." "either." "It was spin." "Did it ever occur to you that I could've helped you?" "We were partners." "We worked together." "I know a little bit about advertising." "I..." "I couldn't tell you." "I was ashamed." "is not telling me. what kind of marriage do we have?" "I guess it's the kind where I don't tell you I was fired and you don't tell me our daughter's been embezzling from us." "It's very common. just let you go after 23 years?" "They're letting all the older guys run out their contracts. you're not cutting-edge anymore." "that's ridiculous." "You were never cutting-edge." "That's what I told them." "we're gonna forget about Sellinski. and this is a whole new start for you." "I'm not getting this job." "Not without a shave and a clean suit I'm gonna look like Keith Richards." "now's not the time to give up." "I'm not giving up." "Giving up is when you can still get the job and you give up." "I don't have that option." "I wish I could give up." "you know what this is?" "What is it? and we have a decision to make. or are we gonna embrace life?" "Slow march toward death?" "No!" "Embrace life!" "I want to live!" "I want to feel useful!" "I want to explore and experience!" "Henry!" "What do you want?" "I..." "I definitely want to do some marrow-sucking." "I think I..." "I just want to catch up on my reading... fix those kitchen cabinets that are broken." "That's it?" "That all you want to do is just sit home fixing things and reading for the rest of your life?" "Henry." "All you need is a good light and a hammer." "Maybe we have different plans." "Henry." "think." "honey." "There must be something." "Well..." "Um..." "I'd like to get some food." "I'm hungry." "uh..." "We don't have any bags." "so that's a..." "Bags!" "Oh!" "Henry!" "The bags!" "Remember?" "When we went to Freeport?" "We can't eat the bags." "I know we can't eat the bags." "Remember when we went to Freeport and you told me to put the travelers' checks inside the bag?" "They're in the bag!" "Let's go back to the hotel and find them." "You left them in the bag?" "I left them in the bag." "You left..." "How much?" "$600." "$600?" "It's not earning interest when it's in the bag." "stop it." "Here he is." "We're back." "the sequel." "Did our luggage get here yet?" "but I'll let you know if you care to write the name of your hostel there." "Very funny." "But how very nice to see you!" "it's so nice to..." "How was Monte Carlo?" "it would not stop raining." "Damn the French!" "The doorman at the curb did not help Mrs. Wellstone out of the car." "Damn the doorman." "unfortunate woman with a crated animal." "They should've both been crated." "Good point." "I'll have all three of them removed immediately." "that is the kind of service I expect. as long as I'm aboveground." "MRS. WELLSTONE:" "Maybe you two should get a room together." "MERSAULT:" "I'm here to serve." "You and me both." "is there anything at all that I can get you?" "MR. WELLSTONE:" "Just make sure that it doesn't rain while we're here." "I'll speak to housekeeping." "I just love those shoes." "Don't break my heart and tell me they're not real leopard." "Mmm-hmm." "(LAUGHS) come on." "MR. WELLSTONE:" "Off we go." "look! but I think they have trail mix." "honey." "I'm gonna find a bathroom." "Order me a peanut." "Thank you." "Ohhh... (CRUNCHING LOUDLY)" "(CRUNCHING) Mmm." "(CHUCKLING)" "Special diet?" "Mmm-hmm." "Could I get you something to drink with that?" "thank you." "I wouldn't want to impose." "no imposition." "Are you sure I couldn't get you..." "Champagne." "Champagne for the lady." "Thank you." "(CRUNCHING LOUDLY) please?" "Sure." "the whole thing." "The whole thing." "Thank you." "Mmm-hmm." "thank you." "Hi." "I'm..." "I'm Greg." "I'm here from LA." "I'm an agent." "I'm on my way down to the village to check out this new Irish playwright for a sitcom that I packaged." "Mmm-hmm." "Mmm. and I do have a limo..." "If you'd be interested." "Greg?" "Yes." "Suite. 14th floor." "Mmm." "Are you alone?" "Just me and my expense account." "(CHUCKLES LOUDLY)" "Greg." "how's it goin'?" "106?" "Let's move to a table." "It won't be so noisy." "sure." "Well." "do you come here often?" "Only when my husband works late." "You're married." "I'm sorry." "I never would've..." "I think my husband's having an affair." "Oh." "Yeah." "Really." "I wish he'd stay out more often." "You know." "Yeah." "(CHUCKLES)" "I don't want to seem like one of those successful guys that blows in from the west coast but if you wanted to get together anytime..." "Greg." "What?" "Greg." "You know what we're talking about." "Ha-ha!" "I was wondering if I might speak with you for a moment?" "No!" "Creep." "I am trying to have a conversation with this gentleman." "Okay? or I'm gonna call the manager." "go away." "Just go!" "Oh!" "That's sick." "I know." "A guy that age trying to pick up someone like you." "I have to leave." "My adult diapers are bunching up." "He just doesn't want to leave." "He's in here every night." "He's chatting me up." "you know..." "It's pathetic." "Yes." "Greg..." "Mmm?" "Is what I think's gonna happen gonna happen? you're in for the wildest night of your life." "10:30." "Is that good?" "I'll be waiting in your room." "I don't know." "Um..." "You don't know?" "I don't." "Greg." "(CHUCKLES SEDUCTIVELY)" "Because you don't know what you'll be missing." "look." "Wait." "Ahem." "okay?" "10:30?" "But hang on." "I don't even know your name." "What's your name?" "(CHUCKLES) Mrs. Robinson." "Mrs. Robinson." "That's sexy." "Hey." "Mrs. Robinson." "See you later. please." "And could you throw in a couple of steaks? and we need this as soon as possible." "Thank you very much." "Bye-bye." "You were really something at the bar tonight." "we are going to have the best meal of all time!" "I barely recognized you." "You were so animalistic." "You were so hedonistic." "honey." "we didn't order any fries!" "tawdry sex machine." "(RATTLING) (BOTH GASP)" "Mrs. Robinson?" "Mrs. Robinson." "You in there?" "Hello." "It's your agent." "I want to see you." "I'll be right there..." "What's his name?" "Greg!" "All right." "But I'm timing you on a very expensive watch." "you have to hide." "I will not hide!" "But this is his room!" "I am your husband!" "GREG:" "Come on!" "where?" "Here!" "Here." "Just get..." "Just scoot under the bed!" "It's too small!" "Get something to camouflage..." "Uhh!" "Ooh!" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Mrs. Robinson." "Cut it..." "Can you see me?" "I..." "Shh!" "Pull me out." "I'm stuck." "30 seconds!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Okay." "All right." "All right." "All right." "and..." "And whatever you..." "Don't..." "Don't you..." "I won't!" "Just shut up!" "Hi." "Hi." "I was wondering if you'd still be here." "why wouldn't I be?" "I don't know." "Some women might find this kind of scenario a little intimidating." "I don't find this scenario intimidating." "dangerous in an erotic sense." "Oh... (LAUGHS)" "I love the way you put words together." "I've always been good with my mouth." "Oh." "Well." "Uh..." "Oh." "my lucky day." "Ohh!" "Ooh!" "Uh..." "(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)" "I didn't expect to see you back so soon." "I forgot my cell phone." "You did?" "Yeah." "Oh." "Can't be without it." "Right." "You must be a very important person." "Maybe later I'll show you my phone list." "really?" "Ooh!" "you like that?" "I didn't do anything." "Oh." "Really?" "No." "How about a little sample before I go?" "All good things happen to those who wait." "really?" "really big surprise for you when you get back." "Yeah?" "Give me a hint." "you better bring a fire extinguisher." "Mrs. Robinson!" "don't start now." "I'll never stop." "(GIGGLES)" "Hey ya." "Hi." "Don't start." "I won't be able to stop"?" "Henry!" "Excuse me." "Who's that for?" "1402." "I'm 1402." "You know what think?" "I think you're enjoying this." "maybe I am." "I knew it!" "I'll seduce anyone." "that's comforting." "Did you order this?" "What's he doing here?" "Uh..." "He's my husband." "Mr. Robinson." "And how dare you try to seduce my wife!" "She's twice your age!" "Henry!" "Is this for three?" "I only have settings for two." "Are you crazy?" "I'm not paying for this!" "I'll have to call the manager." "I'm gonna call the police." "Ohhh!" "Oh!" "(DOOR SLAMS) Hey!" "Hey!" "hey!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Get security!" "we're in trouble." "What are we gonna do?" "Calm down." "This can't be the first time someone seduced a guest to get his keys so they could order a free meal and have sex in his suite." "Be careful." "Shit!" "Oh!" "Henry!" "(WINDOW CLOSES) come over here." "Ohhh!" "Ohh!" "that door's open down there." "I think we can make it to the balcony." "I think we can make it to the street." "We just have to climb down the side." "Are you insane?" "Henry." "Henry." "Watch." "Nancy!" "what are you doing?" "You're gonna kill yourself!" "they were in that room not two minutes ago." "begs to be let inside." "I'm not the type of guy that's gonna turn someone away." "Ohh..." "Ohhh!" "Nancy!" "Uhh!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "I'm gonna have you checked for testicles. and no one from LA will ever stay in this hotel again!" "Henry!" "honey!" "okay." "baby..." "Step by step." "GREG:" "Look at what they did in here." "I'm telling you the truth!" "I think I'd know okay?" "please?" "GREG:" "Can I ask you a question?" "What is it like to be so stupid?" "sweetie." "Don't be scared." "I can do it." "I do this all the time." "(CHANTING BUDDHIST CHANT)" "Henry." "I'll be right back." "What?" "Where..." "Where you going?" "(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ Yeah" "♪ Bad girl" "♪ Bad girl" "♪ Talkin' about the sad girl" "♪ Sad girl" "♪ Yeah" "♪ A sad girl" "♪ Sad girl yeah" "(MUSIC PLAYING) don't you ask yourself" "♪ Who they are" "♪ Like everybody else" "♪ They wanna be a" "♪ Star" "Whoo!" "Mersault is dancing in ladies' clothes to Bad Girls." "I don't think I can get into heaven if that's the last thing I see before I die." "hurry up." "You gotta see this." "Okay." "Here I come." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Nancy!" "Henry!" "Ohh!" "Nancy!" "honey!" "I would love to!" "give me your foot!" "I'm trying!" "(ELECTRICAL POPPING) yeah" "♪ Friday night" "♪ And the strip is hot" "♪ Hot ♪" "Ooh!" "Give me your coat!" "I'm trying!" "Aah!" "Give me your coat!" "I got it!" "come on!" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "Henry!" "Ow!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "(MUSIC STOPS) now what the bloody hell is going on here?" "MAN:" "Where's the manager?" "Henry." "Can't I have a moment's..." "(BEEPING)" "I'm coming!" "Shut up!" "(BEEPING) all right." "Don't get your knickers in a twist." "Look." "Can't a girl have some fun?" "(SIGHS)" "I could've danced all night." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Let's go." "let's go." "right?" "Hello!" "You checked me in!" "Let me tell you something." "Norman Bates could do a better job of running this hotel than you could. you can't even keep the lights on!" "I am an unsatisfied customer!" "So you better deal with me!" "Shut up!" "Silly bitch!" "GREG:" "Ohh!" "walk normally." "honey." "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "Are you crazy?" "We don't have any money for a cab." "we do." "I took $20 from the Wellstones' room." "Who are you?" "There's a taxi." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Taxi!" "wait." "come on!" "(HORNS HONKING) honey!" "Here!" "Now!" "Now!" "Now!" "my God!" "We got it!" "Whew!" "my God." "Are we lucky we found you." "please." "That's Susan's apartment." "let's not argue about this." "Get out." "What?" "Excuse me?" "Get out of the cab now." "Henry." "we're not getting out." "Henry." "I think we should..." "I know what the rules are." "He has to take us anywhere in the five boroughs we want to go." "We're also entitled to an incense-free ride." "get out! but I happen to know what our rights are." "I think I'm just gonna write down your name and license number." "Hortense Wilson." "Hortense"?" ""Hortense"?" "(ALARM RINGS)" "What's that?" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "I think..." "Aah!" "What the hell is this?" "They wouldn't get out." "no." "Guess what." "We changed our mind." "We'd like to get out over there on the corner." "it would be..." "Shut up!" "Yeah." "(WHIMPERS) my wife and I give you our oath we will not bear witness." "tell them we will not bear witness." "we will not bear witness." "We don't know how to bear witness." "We've never..." "We've never..." "Shut up!" "Hey!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "They got the gun!" "Nancy!" "Out!" "Look out!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Jeez!" "baby?" "Let me catch my breath." "Are you okay?" "my God." "I'm shaking." "Do you believe what just happened?" "honey." "my God." "You're so brave." "honey." "You're a hero." "You saved our lives." "maybe just a little bit." "Come on." "Are you okay?" "Now come on." "Huh?" "I saw my whole life flash before my eyes." "I'll never see my children again." "Did you think about me at all?" "there was so little time." "You had time for your whole life and I wasn't in it?" "please." "Don't be so sensitive." "Of course I'm gonna think about the children at a time like this." "They're my kids." "They need me." "I'm all they've got." "the anonymous sperm donor?" "you might as well be." "You asked for that one." "What do you mean by that?" "Henry." "Let me..." "Let me just say... and we're all we have." "you make that sound appealing." "Because unless we find some way of relating to each other and find some common ground... we..." "We are gonna..." "What?" "Henry?" "We're gonna get a divorce?" "Is that what you're trying to say? and you have to get over this fear of not being able to play mommy anymore." "I want a divorce." "that's ridiculous. which is exactly what you used to like about me." "But you have become incredibly stubborn and insensitive and set in your ways." "I've had enough!" "(CRYING) you have really been mistreated." "While other husbands are out getting drunk what does your husband do?" "He's a little boring." "He's a little insensitive." "Big deal." "Madame Bovary!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "There you are." "Oh!" "Henry." "Oh." "honey." "how did we get here?" "that's all." "Henry." "Neither do I. I don't." "I don't even want to be 17 again." "Neither do I. everything is perfect." "I wouldn't mind feeling like I'm 17 sometimes." "either." "How do we do that? this would've been one big adventure." "I know." "I don't know." "We used to have fun." "Yeah." "Remember your grandfather's house? and then we made love all night 'cause we were so scared." "That's where you killed my grandfather." "I did not." "you did." "Henry." "You can't wear that outfit around a man without a single open artery." "What outfit?" "The one with the black tight pants with that daffodil patch." "You remember that?" "Yeah." "What else?" "What else?" "I remember you had that heart-shaped blouse with that big heart thing." "You looked like a person who worked in a hospital." "that's sexy." "(JAZZ COMBO PLAYING)" "♪ That old black magic has me" "♪ In its spell" "♪ That old... ♪" "Where are we?" "Yeah." "There's nobody here." "Hmm." "Well." "You look so sexy right now." "(CHUCKLES) Thank you." "huh?" "You smell sexy." "Henry." "Henry." "I hear music." "A kiss will do that." "Mmm. the Honorable Rudy Giuliani." "Yes." "Hear!" "Hear!" "Thank you very much." "This evening would not be possible without the generosity and perseverance is dedicating a part of the park in loving memory of her husband Manny." "Mrs. Needleman. and my Manny would be so happy to know that we have returned the park law-abiding citizens of New York." "honey!" "And he'd be especially pleased with the new monument that has been erected." "Henry! let's get to it." "Henry!" "Oh." "Henry!" "baby." "Come on." "This is so embarrassing." "Put your pants on." "This way!" "This way!" "NANCY:" "They're chasing us." "Public fornication" won't look good on my resume." "I got grass..." "Grass..." "Grass in my ass." "Halt!" "run faster!" "Faster!" "WOMAN ON POLICE RADIO:" "Looking for two suspects on foot." "partially disrobed." "Come on." "(OUT OF BREATH) honey." "Over here." "(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)" "Were we nuts?" "we just got lost in our essence." "There's cops everywhere." "We're gonna have to lay low for a while." "There's something I never thought I'd hear myself say." "sweetie." "yeah." "Excuse me." "Let's just stay here for a few minutes." "All right." "Just for a second." "(EXHAUSTED SIGH)" "Okay." "Want a mint?" "Where'd you get this?" "too." "From the Wellstones." "Yeah." "From their pillows." "too." "I know." "sweetie." "I'm glad we finally got more time for ourselves." "Yeah." "What time's your interview tomorrow?" "10:00." "Mmm." "(URINATING)" "Ahh." "sorry." "mister." "no." "This is not what it looks like." "Public exposure is what it looks like." "Come on." "Nancy?" "Nancy." "I don't care what you call it." "Just keep it zipped up." "Let's go." "Nancy!" "Nancy!" "Henry?" "Nancy!" "Henry." "This is a mistake. they'll tell you I have an interview there this morning. and I don't deserve to be locked up with... out proper medical attention." "I have a severely sprained neck." "We'll straighten that out for you." "(LAUGHTER)" "This is Sergeant Jordan at the desk at the 1-5." "When's your commanding officer gonna be back?" "great." "You got some racket there." "It's a long lunch break." "Great." "All right." "Let me give you all right? and she's at 585 Beck Avenue." "Right." "Hello." "I'm busy." "Not now." "okay." "I have a little bit of a problem. and I need to use the phone because I have to arrange for bail." "Public phones are right down the hallway there. and I don't have that kind of time." "I promise I'll call collect and I... okay?" "Give you a break?" "Give you a break?" "(DING) Hey!" "Let me share something with you. and seen in a compromising position by the Mayor." "I just found out that my daughter is spending us into the poorhouse and that my husband has no job. and I'm running with the wolves!" "I am one crazy bitch from Ohio!" "So why don't you give me a break!" "Do I dial 9 to get out?" "I got the most important meeting in 2 hours." "Can't you just call somebody or spea..." "What you makin' all that noise for?" "Forget it." "You can scream in here till you croak." "The whole damn thing gives me a headache." "I got one." "take an aspirin." "Anything to shut your mouth up." "Thank you." "(SIGH)" "Nobody home?" "No." "My daughter's not there." "My son's somewhere in London." "I don't know anybody else in New York." "where are you staying?" "Can't your hotel give you a loan?" "my God." "The manager threw us out of the hotel." "He hates us." "He wouldn't eve..." "♪ Toot toot" "♪ Hey" "♪ Beep beep ♪" "So you saw the "do not disturb" sign on the door." "Yes." "And then you knocked to see if it was supposed to be out there." "Sir." "I have a call for you." "Howard." "I'll explain the rest of your life to you in a moment." "Michelle." "Good morning." "Mersault speaking." "NANCY:" "Mr. Mersault?" "Hi." "This is Nancy Clark from Ohio." "You threw us out of your hotel last night." "How are you?" "thank you." "How nice of you to stay in touch." "I wish all our freeloaders were as conscientious." "this really isn't a courtesy call." "I need you to do me a favor." "let me explain." "I grovel." "your very plaything." "you do not exist." "So there is no need for me to talk to you." "I think you're definitely" "Mr. Mersault." "Why on earth would that be? you looked so fabulous in that wonderful full-length sable coat." "And those stiletto heels were absolutely..." "Go away." "Yes?" "And I must tell you that I have never seen a man kick so high. you can do your little act for all the prisoners." "They'll love it." "Mrs. Clark." "I had an intuition you'd be good at blackmail." "how may I be of service to you? and I need it here right now." "And bring some muffins." "of course." "Muffins. does the limo." "Or should I say getaway car? or reveal rehearsing for the hotel employees' follies." "Thank you so much." "Very good." "You look great." "sweetie." "You look really great." "Thanks." "Doesn't she look great?" "I wouldn't mind the blouse." "she just looks great." "(WHISPERS) She's got a great ass." "Henry?" "it is." "It's just always there for me." "Oh." "really." "A what?" "What do you think?" "uh... everybody knows. and now we're finally talking about it." "what is wrong with you?" "Nothing." "Uh?" "that's all." "You feel frisky?" "Frisky." "Frisky." "Say the word "frisky." "Frisky." "Frisky." "Yeah." "Henry." "Frisky." "Say "frisky." "Say the word "frisky." "Frisky." "Frisky." "Say "frisky." "Frisky." "Frisky." "Say the word "frisky." it's fun." "yes." "It is rather fun." "(LAUGHING) maybe with swings or monkey bars?" "There's a very well-equipped health club at the hotel which you're welcome to use once you've signed..." "Yecch!" "Yecch." "Health club." "Eggh!" "my God." "Henry." "look at me." "Your eyes look really funny." "Did you eat or drink anything in jail?" "you didn't?" "No." "I just..." "I had an aspirin." "Are you sure it was an aspirin?" "A prisoner gave it to me." "if a prisoner gave it to him." "Oh!" "Can you pull over?" "Would you pull over?" "No." "Don't pull over." "Don't pull over." "Pullover." "Pullover." "Like a sweater." "A pullover sweater." "And it's the same as "pull over. it's a sweater." "♪ When the moon is in the seventh house" "So could you pull over?" "right now." "♪ And Jupiter aligns with Mars" "Too confining." "Too confining." "Too confining." "Too confining." "Henry!" "Henry!" "Henry!" "♪ And love will steer the stars" "♪ This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius" "♪ The Age of Aquarius" "♪ Aquarius" "♪ Aquarius" "♪ Harmony and understanding" "Uh!" "♪ Sympathy and trust abounding" "Uh!" "♪ No more falsehoods or derisions honey." "look at the beautiful oneness of this tree." "What it is for us." "It becomes us." "Do you feel its ontological being?" "Do you feel it?" "What?" "Nancy." "Guess whose voice I'm hearing from inside the tree?" "The earth's?" "I'm hearing the voice of Baba Ram Dass." "Remember Baba Ram Dass and his inspirational tape that we never listened to because it melted in the car?" "Remember how sad we were?" "honey." "We got all our priorities all screwed up." "We do." "We have our priorities so screwed up." "don't we?" "Don't we have to love more?" "We have to give it to other people." "We have to..." "Grr!" "Henry!" "no!" "let's do her." "♪ The Age of Aquarius" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Excuse us." "my God." "Look at this." "We have arrived." "This is the presidential suite." "no." "Honey." "Honey." "okay?" "Who needs a job if we have all this?" "we have nothing!" "Okay?" "and I want you to think advertising." "Think advertising." "All right." "I'm going to focus on advertising." "Right." "I am an advertising ma... (MUMBLING INTO PILLOW) Henry?" "no." "You have to get dressed." "All right." "All right." "I'm getting dressed." "Now..." "Think." "baby." "What is the most unused advertising space in the world?" "What?" "The human tongue." "It's always hanging out." "People looking through restaurant windows and drooling and guys looking at girls." "That's advertising space." "It'd be so easy to write on there." "So-and-so's breath mints." "And dogs." "Their tongues are always hanging out." "They wouldn't mind a little tattoo that says "Alpo." "Would you write this down?" "Don't worry." "I never forget a good idea." "say it back to me." "Say it back." "Henry." "It's time to take a shower." "Take a shower." "All right." "Yes." "It's time to take a shower." "baby." "Your little genius is gonna take a shower." "(SHOWER RUNS)" "♪ Fly me to the moon" "♪ And let me swing among the stars baby." "I think I found some more unused advertising space." "♪ In other words" "♪ I love you ♪ my God." "no!" "How nice to see you." "I'll have those pants pressed for you" "Mr. Clark." "Is there anything that you need at all?" "perhaps?" "Have a nice day." "Banana?" "Taxi." "for God's sake!" "Oh!" "We'll get a cab up here." "get your pants on." "I'm getting them." "Taxi!" "And your shoes on." "I got it." "We're gonna make it." "Gonna make it." "baby." "We got plenty of time." "Gonna make it." "we're almost here." "What time is it?" "We've got two minutes." "It's two minutes to 10:00." "go." "Here it is." "590." "Whoo!" "go!" "honey." "Henry." "Henry!" "Henry!" "honey." "Come on!" "Sorry." "sweetie." "Come on." "you look fabulous." "I got a good feeling." "I got a really good feeling you're gonna get the job." "you are." "my coat." "Okay." "sweetheart." "Okay." "Button up your coat." "Henry." "We're here." "sweetie." "Henry?" "This is not right." "Henry." "It is right." "honey." "I just can't do this." "Henry!" "What?" "you're just stressed-out." "everything is fine." "Just don't mention that tongue idea." "honey." "Take my hand." "Okay." "Come on." "All rightie." "now I want you to visualize getting off the elevator." "I'm visualizing." "Okay." "Coming off the elevator." "My hand's out." "That feels good." "It's a different temperature." "honey?" "Come on." "Henry." "My hair is out." "My hair." "Good." "Your foot's out." "Just put your foot out." "I just..." "I... baby." "I can't do this." "I can't do this." "I'm just burned out." "I'm just going through the motions." "I can't get out." "I know what he means." "What's your name?" "Paul." "We just can't do this anymore." "don't be irresponsible." "I know that you took a hallucinogenic in prison." "But this does not mean that you can't make an effort." "I can't." "We can't!" "You're not helping! trusting wife of 27 years or this guy?" "can you?" "We're one now." "honey." "Henry." "Let's go." "so way." "Excuse me." "You are totally stupid." "Excuse me." "Hold on." "Can I help you?" "I'm Henry Clark to see Lisa Tobin. but they said you hadn't checked in." "The meeting was moved to 9:00." "Are you serious?" "We didn't get that message." "There's nothing I can do. we didn't get our messages." "The manager's a transvestite." "Ms. Tobin is preparing for a meeting with some clients." "Then she flies to London for a week." "Sorry." "There must be something you can do." "I mean... this is a sign." "It's over." "don't say that." "look out there." "Go home." "You know what it says on the Statue of Liberty?" "give me your poor." "Give me everybody but Henry and Nancy Clark." "you're hungry. you'll be filled with hope again." "I'll just be filled with cracker." "It's over." "What about marrow-sucking?" "What about embracing life?" "we're too old for that." "Okay." "Henry." "The plane leaves at 2:30." "I'm gonna be on it." "I'm gonna go back to the hotel." "I have just enough energy to steal some towels from the presidential suite." "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "Henry..." "I guess New York won." "New York won." "New York won?" "it's permanent." "You never have to wax again." "Excuse me." "Of course it hurts." "it is so totally worth it. you're gonna be in a bathing suit all year long." "I'm sorry." "This is an emergency." "If I could just... okay?" "Sorry." "Go ahead." "Give you a break?" "Give you a break?" "Hey!" "Listen. forced to reveal my most intimate secrets my new prison pal. and a daughter in the theater." "quiet Midwestern guys baby!" "Come on in." "Meet the team. formally of Sellinski Advertising in Ohio." "Hi." "How are you?" "He was scheduled for 9:00." "huh?" "Still on Central Standard Time?" "Ohio is Eastern Standard Time." "but it's not." "Although Central Standard Time very good time zone." "it's not too late." "It's..." "It's just Central." "I don't get the joke." "(CRYING)" "your portfolio is terrific." "we have to pitch a follow-up and we're having big problems. but thanks for coming up and good luck." "Oh." "Thank you." "and then pull back... it's definitely a start." "It's big." "It's bold." "I see that..." "Do you know what your problem is?" "What did you say?" "Do you know what your problem is?" "No." "What's my problem?" "You live here." "You're jaded." "What you need is a fresh perspective" "Ohio." "Because you have forgotten just how amazing this city is." "I have had more experiences in this city than many people who have lived here their whole lives." "I met colorful characters." "I've taken a breathtaking cab ride through Central Park." "I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel. actually on the hotel." "I fell... in love with my wife all over again on the actual green itself." "And then I had sex in front of the Mayor." "where else can something like this happen?" "Only in New York!" "What did you just say?" "You mean the whole thing or the tag line" ""Only In New York"? along with the visual of the Statue of Liberty giving the high five to a family of tourists." "this guy's very good." "Can I have a doughnut? which is hideous." "Now do you have all the Clarks' luggage?" "I think there's also a garment bag." "I shall instruct the hotel nurse to give you a lethal injection." "good afternoon! and you have a glorious day for flying." "and away." "barf." "(LAUGHS) My sentiments exactly." "would you do me a favor please?" "of course." "Such a good idea to get a head start to the airport." "Visit those fine shops." "perhaps." "please." "hey." "Hold it." "Hold it." "Hey!" "don't go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Don't go!" "Don't go!" "hey!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Henry!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "What..." "What..." "What is it? and this is what we're celebrating." "What?" "It's the key to my new office." "I got the job." "you got the job!" "We're New Yorkers now." "We're New Yorkers now!" "We're never gonna leave!" "We're never gonna leave!" "no." "too." "honey..." "You didn't have to do this." "my... you got me a spare key." "It's the key to your office." "are you still high?" "They want me to bring in my own creative team." "and I want you." "I want my partner back." "Henry." "all the best things in my life the marriage and the kids and work." "And this is how I'm happiest." "(LAUGHS) This is crazy!" "this makes sense." "You want to know what my version of marrow-sucking is?" "What?" "It's being with you." "That's how I suck." "Henry." "(SIGHS)" "What's it pay?" "Excuse me." "Are you going to the airport or not?" "Why?" "We live here." "Oh!" "Only in New York." "I take it you won't be checking out today." "Or perhaps ever." "get the bags." "Bags!" "What?" "The bags!" "Where are they?" "They're in the cab!" "In the cab?" "My God." "I think I'm beginning to like them." "Taxi!" "Why do they paint them all yellow?" "Dad." "(MOUTHING)" "Congratulations." "isn't she?" "You should be proud." "Isn't the theater magical?" "What?" "Are those my earrings?" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "♪ Music in the night" "♪ A dream that can be heard" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "♪ Moving shadows write" "♪ The oldest magic word" "♪ I" "♪ Hear the breezes playin'" "♪ In the trees above" "♪ While" "♪ While all the world is sayin'" "♪ You were meant for love" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "merely to be young" "♪ On such a night as this" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "every note that's sung" "♪ Is like a lover's kiss" "♪ Sweet" "♪ Symbols in the moonlight" "♪ Do you mean that I will" "♪ Fall in love perchance?" "♪ Isn't it romance?" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "yeah" "♪ Merely to be young" "♪ On such a night as this baby?" "every note that's sung" "♪ Is like a lover's kiss" "♪ Sweet" "♪ Sweet symbols in the moonlight" "♪ Do you mean that I will" "♪ Fall in love perchance?" "isn't it romance?" "♪ Isn't it romance?" "yeah so romantic baby" "♪ Isn't it romantic?" "♪ Isn't it romance?" "Yeah baby?" "yeah yeah" "♪ So romantic" "♪ That's what it is baby yeah yeah baby" "♪ Oh yeah ♪"