"What do you think about a night wedding?" "I'd be marrying Phil knight at night." "Now I think that has a je ne sais quoi galore." "Why don't you and what's his name put everyone out of their misery and elope." "We can't elope, Kim, because we already set a date." "And, you know, I think we found the perfect venue." "Do you remember when we went to go hear Delta Burke speak at the hyatt?" "Yeah, they had butterfly shrimp." "That was good." "Yeah, and there was that big ballroom that we were in, the Apollo I think, and they had those tall windows that you could look out and see the lights from the traffic twinkling like stars on the I-95 south." "That's a little out of your league." "Don't you think?" "It's the hyatt and it's cost prohibitional and it's stupid." "Is Cinderella stupid?" "Is Princess Di stupid?" "'cause they all had big weddings, Kim." "You need to get on board, young lady." "Get... on... board." " Your lipstick's all over your teeth." " Is it?" "Hi, Angel." "Now get ready because you're coming with me to the lucky lady bridal couture." "I want to start looking for my wedding dress." "Be ready in 20 minutes, Kim, seriously." "Can't." "Angel's taking me to get my nails done." " Doing your own nails is poor." " I can't, Kim." "I volunteered to Flea the dogs at the animal shelter." "Since when did you start caring if gross dogs have fleas?" "I don't." "I'm dating this guy who works there and I have to pretend like I'm a good person." "Most of the percent of the time my mom pretty much has a brain in her head." "But getting engaged to Phil has really jacked her up." "Once she sets her mind on something, she's like a dog on a bone." "This is gorge!" "It's so unusual!" "Kim, I want to design the whole wedding around this dress." "We should have a fairytale theme wedding." "I should get, like, a Foxy handmaiden's outfit." "Do you know that I saw the classiest" "Pumpkin carriage at last year's Halloween parade." "How amazing would it be, Kim, to drive up to the venue and emerge from a Pumpkin-driven carriage in this gown?" " Goosebumps." " I have Goosebumps, too!" "We could find sheep to, like, follow me down the aisle, and then serve them as Kabobs at the reception after." "I bet we could find sheep on, like, Craigslist." "I love Craigslist." "I wish Craig would have come up with a list." "His name's Craig." "= 104 =- " Desire "" "Sub VO :" "¤" "=" "¤Aka  YaYa¤" "Transcript : yyets.net" "Subs-Addicts' [Sub-Way.fr]" "Excuse me, Mr. Tom Selleck." "My mistake." "It's drop dead, handsome fiance." "Come here, you nut cake." "Big news, ladies." "I was just in the meat lab coming up with a sandwich* that's special enough to put on my menu as "the Kath and Phil."" "Description." ""The sandwich that tastes like the love we make."" "That is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me." "Front-runner so far, a warm Tuna and sausage Ciabatta with curly fries." "You girls want me to rustle you up a couple?" "Why don't you serve that up at your fairytale wedding?" "What's this about a fairytale wedding?" "Nothing." "Everything okay, Kath?" "Yes, fine." "Fine." "Fine." "Fine." "Okay." "I'd better get cranking" " on that sandwich." " All right." "Do not say a word to Phil about the wedding." "Promise me." "Promise me!" "Okay, I promise you." "Stop repeating everything." " What's the big deal?" " Phil wants a small wedding." "I think he still sees himself as a 300-pounder." "Plus, he gets self-conscience in large groups." "I'm just gonna have to work on him real slowly to get him to change his mind." "Pulling out all the stops in the boudoir, maybe even lifting the ban on the sweetest taboo." "You know, from "Charday."" "I think it's pronounced Sade." "Sade?" "Sade?" "I guess I've been saying it wrong." "Isn't that Craig over there?" "Yeah, I totally ignored him when we walked in." "Look at him." "He is freaking out." "Kim, why don't you go say hi to him?" "I might as well." "I'm not eating anything that tastes like your love." "What's up?" "Why didn't you come up with Craigslist?" "I'm sorry." "Dude!" "You look so fine right now, baby." "I Miss all the intense stuff we used to do." "Don't you miss, like, the intense stuff?" "Hey, check it." "Did you know that Rottweilers were bred as cattle guarding and herding dogs?" "Craig used to be so cute and interesting and Tan." "Now all he ever thinks about is his dumb dog." "I bet even if I offered to give him the sweetest taboo, he'd be thinking about that dog the whole time." " ...$1,000 a puppy." " Wait." "What's that?" "Go back." "Did you say $1,000 a puppy?" "Yeah, if I mate Ginger with the right stud," "I think I could get, like, a thousand bucks a puppy." ""I"?" "Last time I checked, we were a "we."" "Tell me more about the puppies, Craigy." "Really?" "I had no idea a pumpkin coach would be so expensive." "I saw it at the halloween parade." "It is absolutely top-notch blue Ribbon." "Okay, so dogs are pregnant for sixty days," "Then they can have up to 10 puppies in a litter..." "Listen, I don't suppose there's any wiggle room on the price, is there?" "...a thousand bucks a pop, how much cash am I looking at?" "A butt-load." "Yeah, somewhere in there." "I mean, would it be cheaper without the horse?" "I mean, couldn't I just hitch it to my car?" "I'll come up with the cash." "Definitely reserve it for me." "All righty." "All right." "Bye." "Jeez, I need to come up with some cash in a hurry." "I have to put a deposit down on this coach this week." "If you're angling to get your mitts on my puppy fortune, you can just forget it." "Where's my baby?" "I brought her some goodies." " Did you bring any goodies for me?" " When you start popping out thousand-dollar puppies, then I'll give you the goodies." "Okay." "Let's make intense love." "Hey, check it." "I found the perfect stud for Ginger." "His name is" ""Ger-Bon-Bon-Froom-Kin-Haus."" "Couldn't you have found one with a stupider name?" "No, this dog is awesome." "Look, it's won all of these awards and stuff." "Okay, whatever." "When can we hook 'em up?" "We just have to meet the owners first." "Hey, Ginger!" "Ginger, come here." "Sit." "Good girl." "Look what mommy got you." "My gosh." "What's with you?" "I don't know, man." "It's just." "It's awesome to have my two best girls with me again, you know." "Yeah." "Endorphin hit." "I'm addicted to the stuff." "It's not the only stuff i'm addicted to." "Right now I'm jonesing for a little Kath day." "No can do, Phil bear." "I got a real busy day today." "Everything okay?" "You seem a little preoccupied, Kath." "No, everything's fine." "Well, maybe we can make up for it after sushi." "I know what you're like after a couple of sushi bombs." "The bomb!" "Can I take a rain check on the sushi?" "I got a real busy day." "This thing came up." "As a matter of fact, I have to get going now." "Listen, I'll call you later, okay?" "No, I think it looks great!" "So adorable." "You look beautiful." "Thank you, Amanda." "Say hi to your daughter." "Great to see you." "Let's see how this is." "Come in." "Come in." "That looks good." "You're good." "You're good." "Hello." "So what are we gonna do?" "I think I'll go with the Pelican Beef." "You sure I can't interest you in the Kath and Phil?" "The Kath and Phil?" "Nah." "I'm good." "I'm good." "I'm good with not that." "Boy, I tell ya, it's been kind of a slow starter." "So, Kath tells me you and Kim are spending some quality time together." "Yeah, she's been super nice to me." "The name-calling and verbal abuse is down about 60%, so..." " Good." " How are things with you and Kath?" "Well, we're pretty hot and heavy as a rule." "But" "I may be paranoid, but I get the feeling she's hiding something." "Really?" "Like what?" "Shady past?" "Scamming money?" "Is she on the pipe?" "I'm just trying to get a feel for, like, what, you know, we're dealing with." "No." "Nothing like that." "I'm just." "I don't know, between you and me and the imported beef..." "I'm wondering if she's getting cold feet." "Look, the fact is, again, between you and me and the beef..." "I've been burned on my wedding day before." "You mean, like, left at the altar?" "Three times?" "Dude, that is insane!" " Yeah." " Does Kath know?" "I'm just not ready to tell her yet." "Yeah, I guess I wouldn't be big time bragging about those stats, P." "And these were all big time, Lavish affairs." "You know, open bar and a groom's cake." "I mean, the whole crazy shebang." "That's why I'm keeping this wedding on the low pro." "Big weddings and Phil knight, they're no ham and cheese." "That's one fine-looking animal you got there, Lou." "Thank you, Craig." "Thank you very much." " We're just so proud." " So, tell us about the bitch." "Ruth, can I talk?" "I was talking to these people." "I was handling it, okay?" "So, just." "Ginger." "That's her name, right?" "Right." "Yeah." "She's a year-and-a-half old, and here are her registration papers." "That was rude." " He was clearly handing it to me." " So, how's your dentition?" "Dentition?" "Scissor bite?" "History of pano?" "How do we even know she's gonna breed well?" "Well, she's really big down there." "Look, I can tell from her papers ginger's top-notch." "I don't see a problem breeding her with the germeister." "What about your wife, though?" "She seemed a little, like." "Don't worry about her." "She gets jealous of every bitch ger even looks at." "That's my problem." "It's a big one." "Look at all this stuff." "These people are loaded." "I don't know why everyone doesn't breed dogs." "People are stupid." "It's very regal." "It's just." "It's more regal than I remember." "It's so, so regal!" "You won't find another one like it in the city or any of the neighboring areas." "Preaching to the choir, Warren." "We have a slight problem, Miss Day." "You're a couple hundred short on the deposit." "I know." "I was just hoping that you could give me just a little extra time." "Well, the problem is I've got the mccormacks over here wanting it on the same day as you." "I this thing does not collect dust." " I know." "I'll have the money." " By the end of the week," "I know, but my problem is the mccormacks have cash in hand today." "But you promised it to me first." "That's not fair." "Warren, please." "Give me three days." "Please!" "Look, Miss Day, god's honest truth, i'd much rather rent it to you." "I mean, you seem like the type of person that appreciates the aesthetic value in a pumpkin carriage, but the mccormacks have the money in hand." " Come here." " Sure." "I want you to understand something, Warren." "I got to the point where I thought that true love wasn't in the cards for me." "Miss day, any man would be lucky to have you as a wife." "I know." "But still, after searching heaven and earth and nearly every bar in Central Florida." "I get it." "Do you know what i'm talking about?" "I finally found the man of my dreams, my soul mate, and he is perfection." "And I want my wedding to be perfection, and this carriage is the absolute coup d'etat of my fairy tale wedding." "I have to have it!" "But the mccormacks have already given me." "You know what?" "Up the mccormacks!" "The mccormacks can kiss my pink a." "I have been styling old people's hair for the last three days." "And if you don't give me this carriage, then my dream fantasy wedding goes down the toilet!" "I have to have this carriage!" "PUB" "It's time." "Ginger's in heat." "We have to get to the breeders right away." "Just calm down, baby." "We need to know if she's ready." " Is she urinating a lot?" " Yep, non-stop." " It's like niagara falls back there." " Okay, what about her teats?" "Are they swollen?" "Are her teats swollen?" " I don't know." " Well, go down there with your thumb and your forefinger and just." "They're like." "They're like little nubbins." "Like nubbins, right?" "They're like little nubbins..." "I'm not gonna reach and touch anybody's teats." "Just come home before she gets unswollen or whatever." "Wait, wait!" "Just talking about my bitch." "What?" "!" "Kimmy, I can't get the pumpkin coach and I'm so devastated!" "Mom, what's the matter?" "I'm at the wedding place and he said that I didn't have enough money for the pumpkin coach." "Mom, what?" "I don't understand a word." "I can't afford the pumpkin coach!" "He's gonna give it to the mccormacks because he that I don't have enough money." "I'm really disappointed about that." "Mom, I can't understand you." "Come home, I have a hot dog on my hands." "Stop looking at me, mccormacks!" " What?" "!" " Kath here?" "I've been calling and calling." "I can't get in touch with her." "Do you know where she is?" "Thanks to you, she's crying like a hyena because you won't give her her dream wedding." "What do you mean?" "She wants a fairytale wedding and like every bride's fantasy, she wants to show up at the ceremony in a horse-drawn pumpkin carriage." "But she just found out she can't afford a Pumpkin carriage, and she doesn't want to ask you because you want a Teeny-Tiny sad wedding because you're still fat in your head and she doesn't want to upset you." " What?" "!" " Do you know anyone who wants a dog?" "No!" "I..." "Will everyone just leave me alone!" "I'm trying to get ginger knocked up." "I'm asking because the shelter closed down because of no funds." "I took around 10 dogs, now I have to find them homes." "Pretending to be a good person sucks." " Look, there's one of them right there." " Get off of her!" "I left the top down." "I guess he jumped out." "You left the top down?" "Of course he jumped out!" "Don't yell at me, Kim." "I don't know what dogs do." "Except for that." "I know what he's doing there." "Oh, my god." "You, get!" "Angel, you call 911!" "That is disgusting!" "In the car!" "In the car!" "That is wrong!" "That is my puppy money!" "Don't do that." "I don't do that." "Still no answer." "I've been calling Phil for hours and he won't pick up the phone." "This is your fault, Kim." "Why did you tell him about my plans for a big wedding?" "Maybe I did you a favor." "I think you two should break up." "You two are constantly arguing." " What?" "!" " I'm sorry, what?" "Okay, let's go." "Our little girl's about to become a woman." " Where's her leash?" " On the counter." "Kim, what?" "What are you doing?" "We got to get to the breeders." "You go ahead." "I'm kind of done with the whole puppy thing." "What?" "Why?" "I just am, okay?" "Okay." "I guess I'll go get Ginger then." "So not cool, dude." "So, you're not gonna tell him?" "He'll find out soon enough." "In 63 days, to be exact." "Get out of the way!" "Light of my life, wind beneath my wings, if you want a fairytale wedding, i'll give you the biggest, most fairiest tale wedding this town has ever seen." "I am your knight in shining armor and don't you ever forget it." "Phil, this is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me." "And the sandwich." "The sandwich, that was also very, very romantic." "But listen to me, if you want a small wedding then we can have small wedding." " I want what you want." " Well, I want what you want." "I love you, Kath Day." "Let's go." "Now am I imagining things or does Maura have a baby bump in that picture?" "She's probably just back on the burritos since she got married." "She looks better with the weight." "Curvy women are in right now." "And if you finish that entire tub of seven layer dip, you'll in the height of fashion." "Talk about bumps, Ginger's looking really Nasty." "I mean, she must have 20 puppies in there and her milk thingies are practically dragging on the ground." "Don't you think you should tell Craig?" "He's starting to spend puppy money he's never gonna get." "He told me he got a new mountain bike." "And he got me these uggs just like Jennifer Aniston wears." "If you don't tell him, I will." "I happen to know he's getting you and Phil sirius radio for a wedding present." "Maybe it's best if I stay out of it then." "Team Subs-Addicts'"