"We have a possible ex-Guantanamo-prisoner in town." "Giovanni Henriksen is Suleyman Bhatti." "Alpha to all units." "Drop the weapon!" "Hope you know what you're doing, Hovland." "It's just a toy gun!" "You'll get plenty of opportunities to explain." "There will be an internal investigation." "There's something I have to talk to you about." "Think how nice it will be when we get a baby." "Nice to meet you." "Hi." "Hi." "And we've got some big business in the works so I understand." "Yes. lt's been a bit sudden, but we're really looking forward to it now." "That's nice." "Yes." "Let's see..." "No, actually, I'm your midwife." "If you could just lie down" "and pull up your sweater?" "Yeah." "Does it feel okay?" "It feels perfectly all right." "It's a human being, that's for sure." "Undo your trousers, please." "You're welcome to request someone else, but then you could quickly end up at another hospital." "That's out of the question." "I had a sudden birth last time." "We're giving birth here." "Changing a midwife on the grounds of such a view is out of the question." "And you have to put on blue plastic socks." "Where did you get to?" "Well, it doesn't really matter so much, because I'm finished now." "police" "It's probably a good idea that I do the talking in there, okay?" "Yes?" "Sure." "Welcome to this hearing concerning the failed anti-terrorism action during this year's Birkebeiner ski race." "Officer Tvedt, you were the one who took the initiative." "What kind of evaluations were behind the action taken?" "The strenuous workload we have..." "We are asking Tvedt." "A lot of circumstantial evidence and especially a gut feeling indicated a suspect." "But we're talking about an American who runs a bar." "Extremists often use a western lifestyle as a cover." "That's pretty evident." "How does one get it into one's mind that this is an Islamic terrorist?" "Well, if you'd bothered to read up on terrorist literature like some of us here, you might have understood the connection better." "Everybody profits from us apprehending ten wrong people rather than letting some fucking psycho run around..." "Thank you. I think we've heard all we need." "I'm in the bathroom." "Lillehammer Hospital Place to give birth" "Two minutes, then we're ready." "Due to capacity problems at Lillehammer Hospital, you have been assigned a new place to give birth, at Gjøvik Hospital." "The guy with the plastic socks, right?" "No mix-up." "Everyone cannot give birth here, and since you seemed dissatisfied..." "Unless someone gives up their place, I'm afraid that's impossible." "Here one must just accept the birthplace one has been allocated." "That's just the way it is." "Hovland, you will receive an official reprimand." "But Tvedt, your rashness while on duty has been so grievous, that we feel obliged to suspend you for six months." "Suspended?" "Six months..." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Thank you for appearing." "Six months?" "Are you completely out of it?" "I couldn't tell from 50 meters that it was a goddamn toy gun!" "No, no, this is just a hobby, you know." "With Lillehammer Hospital?" "Well, that's just too bad." "Listen here, Johnny." "You're not goin' to Gjøvik to have your baby. I'll fix this." "My God, yeah, I've sponsored half the department up there." "Olav!" "Come here for a moment." "You really must see about clearing up that forest on your face." "Think you'd better have a word with the tax people." "They've written something funny here..." "Olav Abdullah something." "That's right." "Olav Abdulkarim. I've changed my name." "Changed your name?" "Are you crazy?" "I've converted to Islam." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Woman trouble?" "No." "It's my son." "I can't work or anything." "is it the usual youth sort of thing?" "Drinking and smashing windows and shit like that?" "No, it's worse." "He's become a Muslim." "What's that you say?" "He has converted to Islam." "Changed his name to..." ""Abdulkarim" or something." "Just like that out of the blue?" "When they start with the beards, it all goes wrong." "Fucking... I've had a bit of a tough week myself." "You want another one?" "Dad!" "By the way, you remember that couple who were after us in the line at the hospital?" "They've invited us to dinner." "Come on!" "We're leaving!" "Hello!" "Hi!" "Come in." "Go on, Jonas." "I just can't understand what's happened to Anette." "She should have been here an hour ago." "Yeah, since Anette became manager of the mall I've taken extended paternal leave." "That's great." "I haven't regretted it one minute." "Right, so that's boiling..." "Could you hold him for a second?" "And a coffee, please." "One coffee." "You guys feeling all right?" "Wow, look at that." "If you thought Elvis was dead," "Fuck!" "Well, I think we'd just better start." "This looks really good." "You can start, Jonas." "Hello." "Hi." "Hello, everyone!" "Hi." "How lovely. I made it just in time." "I'm afraid it's a bit cold, but when people aren't on time..." "Per, perhaps we shouldn't start on that old tune now that we have visitors here." "So..." "You've been allocated that midwife, or mid-husband, too, then?" "Yes, apparently he's supposed to be fantastic." "We're really lucky." "He seemed so nice." "She didn't make it, and ended up giving birth in a taxi." "Thank you." "This is Julius Backe's answering machine." "Leave a message after the beep." "Well, I thought we guys could have a glass." "I think I'll join you." "Are you sure that's such a good idea?" "What?" "You think it's natural to share a glass of wine with an embryo, do you?" "Oh, for crying out loud!" "Oh!" "Sometimes!" "I'm sorry. I really don't know what's going on." "Maybe you should try having a word with him." "Go talk to him." "Have a man-to-man talk." "I don't want to talk to you!" "Women." "She gets pregnant if I just look at her, and I have to deal with everything on my own." "Sitting here confiding to you..." "You must excuse me, I just... I don't see anyone anymore." "You know what I did?" "Went to the hospital and cut the tubes." "It's rather sad about Per really." "And I was talking to Anette..." "Are you okay?" "Where am I?" "You're at home." "I saw you at the mall." "We've been having a bit of a whip-round at the station..." "There you go." "We want to treat you to a trip to Graceland." "So at least you'll be using your suspension time on something enjoyable." "You've gone and bought a trip for me to Graceland?" "God damn it, Laila..." "You're the best friend I've got." "There, there." "It's going to be all right." "Get in the shower. I'll put on some coffee." "No." "He's gone to seed since his son ran away." "Excuse me, boss." "There's a guy here," "Per Dahl-something, who says he has an appointment with you." "Nice to see you again." "Haven't you heard about the smoking law?" "No thanks, I'm biking." "All right. I'll have a Baileys." "You got all nervous, eh?" "It's all right." "Jaswinder Singh." "Not a terrorist, just a boring Sikh from Drammen." "Nice to meet you." "Sorry I looked in your bag." "No worries, you're not the first person who's seen this and thought al-Qaeda." "What d'ya say, Geir, shall we have a drink?" "You people drink?" "Four hundred..." "Twenty-five..." "Four-hundred and forty... I might have to pay a visit to the ATM." "Things are getting serious here." "Maybe a bit silly to stop now, now that we've really just started." "Looks like I'll be needing another loan." "No way am I gonna fold with this hand!" "Take this as security." "If that's what it takes for you to give me the money, then so be it." "I don't feel so good." "I think I'll have to go." "That's that one. I'll put it down there." "Cheers." "You've got that." "It's gonna be difficult for you to get in... I'll go for "no" on that one." "What about this one:" "Well, have you?" "You don't need to answer that, it goes without saying that you are. "No, but I look that way."" "I was just wondering, when someone's sort of had a bit of experience to do with terrorist activity is this where you're meant to put a cross or what?" "This is no joking matter." "No, I'm not joking." "Hello?" "I'll just put a cross for "yes."" "Oh, you mean like the Night Ravens?" "Just a matter of meeting up down by the city hall." "The patrol starts in five minutes." "Excuse me..." "What are you doing?" "We Night Ravens are 100% non-violent." "We talk with them, of course." "With such an attitude I shall have to ask you to hand in the vest." "You could say that." "What are you talking about?" "I thought you switched to Gjøvik?" "Who?" "You can't just switch, it has to be approved by the midwife." "Help me out here." "But you know me!" "Hey, relax!" "I'm..." "A number of you were here last year, and know that not everyone respects that this is meant to be non-alcohol and non-drugs... I hope also everyone understands the seriousness of this here." "I've also brought along my signaling whistle today." "If you hear this it means danger." "In such a case, we'll gather together and form a Night Raven chain." "Understood?" "That's good, that's great, that's super." "In, in, in!" "Uptight." "Everything all right here?" "Sure." "And what are we drinking tonight?" "You think you can bother us just 'cause you've put on a fuckin' fluorescent vest?" "Let's see what you've got." "This is a non-alcoholic event." "Damn little bastards." "Boys, this is just not on." "What am I supposed to do?" "We're only Night Ravens." "What kind of Night Ravens are you?" "I've seen a great deal of bad stuff over the years:" "unprovoked violence, bottle-smashing, urinating on public property." "But there's one thing that's worse than all that:" "a rotten Raven." "But that you, Svein, are involved..." "This may well end with you both being excluded." "Come on, now." "You know how important the Ravening is for me." "After all, we were provoked." "Perhaps you've not read this?" "Of course, but..." ""The Night Ravens do not get involved in any trouble," ""but call for help if necessary."" "Well, things aren't always that simple..." "You realize what you are doing here?" "If you admit that you defied orders from a senior Raven you yourself will have to cover any medical bills and God knows what else from these youths." "What are you doing here?" "You've been moved to Gjøvik." "Gjøvik?" "I haven't heard anything about this." "That's correct." "Another couple wanted to change to Gjøvik, and so Henriksen very kindly offered to change back." "I have the papers here." "Yes." "Well, it all looks in order." "And it looks like we've really pulled ourselves together here." "That's good." "Yes." "Hope everything's okay." "Yes." "Good to see you again." "This is going to be exciting." "Oh, yes." "Have you given any thought as to what you'd prefer?" "I already have a boy, so it would be nice to have a girl this time." "is there anything wrong?" "It appears that you both will have your wish come true." "There's both a boy and a girl in here." "Congratulations."