"The Monsters' Castle" "Open up, the shipment's here" "Bodies keep disappearing from St. Felipe graveyard" "The count is up to seven" "Here's the latest, get it here" "Don't be left without a newspaper" " Good morning neighbor" " Good morning Clavillaso" "Alright, off to work" "Mr. Merchor, be careful, wouldn't want you to hurt yourself there" "Don't worry son, I know the way well" "Don't be so sure, these stairs are a danger to people who can't see" "and for people who can they're a danger too" "What happened son?" "Nothing, I'm waiting for you down here" "So where are you headed so early in the day?" "I'm just heading out to take in some sun, do you enjoy that?" "The only thing I take in in the morning is a little orange juice" "Last night another cadaver disappeared mysteriously" "No one knows to why they're being stolen" "I don't know why they profane tombs, what's the point?" "The one on the end of the shovel, and sometimes on a pick" "Oh, if my grandparents had lived to see this!" "Well, if your grandparents had the same faulty headlights you do everything would be pitch black" "With what's going on here sometimes I'm glad I'm blind" "I have to get going sun, I have to go pay my light bill" " A bill for what?" " The light" "That's just throwing your money away, what do you need light for?" "No, it's not mine, it's Juanito the cobbler's, they're going to cut him off because he hasn't paid" "You're picking up everyone else's problems like always" "We should help him" "You'll run out of dough and then..." "Not like I'll last much longer, anyway son, I'll be seeing you" "See you, speaking figuratively, of course because the only one seeing anything will be me" "Be careful, alright?" "Poor dead people who've lost their graves" "Have you seen it brother?" "Nope, just heard it" "Here, read it to find out" "You know, counting this one I owe you 27" "Listen, why don't you subscribe already?" "Nah, subscriptions are really expensive" "Huh, guess you're right." "Anyway, later" "Take it easy buddy" "This is strange" "Who would wanna be around corpses and coffins all day?" "Forever Life Funeral Home" "What, did you get stuck between the sheets?" "Exactly boss" "You should've seen how much I struggled to pick em off one by one" "Yeah yeah, get to work" "Just a minute, gotta do things right" "First I gotta get my uniform on once that's done you can tell me what to do, not before" "I can tell you where I'll be sending you" "Where's that?" "To hell" "How's that?" "The devil died?" "We're all going to die" "I bet it'll that that asian flu" "No, from hunger" "It's been three weeks since we've sold a coffin" "Well, if we all die you'll be selling so many you won't believe it" "Don't be a wiseguy" "But it's your own fault" "Yeah, see, look, and pardon my familiarity, but you don't know the first thing about dead people" "The first thing we're missing here is some advertising" "Marketing?" "That's it sir, that's it" "Radio, TV, huge signs that say real clearly" ""Here we have boxes big and small to fit everyone from short to tall"" "C'mon now" "You don't like that one?" "We'll say something else in then" "I have a fountain of inspiration here sir" "One could say" ""After the three ages of man you die call us and we'll take care of the rest"" "Stop clowning around, if you need something I'll be at the corner" "You can tell that guy doesn't know a thing about marketing" "Hey, did you see?" "Who could that crazy cripple be?" "Who knows" "Since he came to the neighborhood everything's been twisted" "He's gets off on the wrong foot" "More?" "Yeah, apart from the one he's draggin around he's got one spreading bad luck everywhere" "Any day I see him I know something bad will happen" "Yeah, he's like a bird of bad omen" "Don't start with that bird stuff" "Do you know what he lives on?" "Shut your mouth, he goes out at night and comes back in the morning" "He never talks to anyone" " 'Course he doesn't" " Has he said anything to you?" "No god help me" "Everytime I see him I beat it" "Now let's stop with all this talking and gossiping" "Everyone to his job" "Where could that guy have come from?" " He's got a bad look to him" " He's got the evil eye" "Mother Mary full of grace" "Don't touch him!" "Hello sir" "What can I do for you?" "I wanted to know what you need to bury someone" "First, you need the death certificate" "Then a good box and then, as you must understand, a hole" "Do you take care of all that?" "Aside from killing the deceased, everything" "And how much would it cost?" "Well, that depends" " Is the dead guy real big?" " No" " Is he short?" " No" " Half and half?" " You could say he's a normal size" "Listen... did he shrink when he croaked?" "Oh no sir, my poor aunt!" "What, it's your aunt?" "Yes, I came this morning from my town, I was coming to visit her and I found her laid out" "Huh, so you're not from the capital?" "No sir" "So what's your state?" "Michoacan" "I don't mean your geographic state just your civil one" "Oh, I'm single" "I've been orphaned, I was coming to live with my aunt and look what happened, I've been left alone" "Dear god" "Well, what sort of burial do you want for your aunt, class A, B or C?" "What's the difference?" "Come, I'll explain" " Thank you" " If you'll be so kind" "Look here" "A: an expensive luxury box" "B: a box and the gruntwork" "C: no box or gruntwork, we just wrap her in a sheet and straight into the hole" "How much does B cost?" "B will set you back 500 pesos, all tips included" "That's too much, I don't have it" "Well, we can adjust things" "How much do you have to spend?" "Well... 15 pesos" "Only if you want us to bury her in a box of matches" "You're right, I should be going, I'm sorry" " Wait, where are you going?" " I don't know but I need to get some money" "Didn't you say that you don't know anyone?" "No one" "Well that's the thing, do you think someone's going to lend you the money for a burial just because of your pretty face?" " No..." " No way" "Though thinking about it" "I guess they could give you a loan but they'd charge you so much interest it'd make your head spin" "So what can I do?" "Whatever you can, anything, anything but what you shouldn't" "Well look, I'll take care of your aunt" " What?" " Yes sir, me" "There's a saying that goes "A dead man in hand is worth three in the bush"" "I'll bury her" " You?" " None other" "But... you won't charge me interest, will you?" "Madam, you're speaking to a gentleman, never say that" "Now do me a favor and fill out this paperwork," "I'll be right back, I need to go tell the boss" "Yes sir" "Boys, wanna earn some cash?" "As long as we don't have to work much" "What do we have to do?" "How much would you charge to cry over a dead person?" "You know our rates, five pesos an hour" "What do you mean, five pesos, for five pesos I'd cry for the living, pal" " Those are the rates buddy" " It's inflation" "Alright, fine" "I just want you to show up and cry with real class, put your feelings in to it, you know, some real wailing" "Oh, if you want wailing it'll cost you another peso, right?" "With screams and all, two more" "That's what I want, with real feeling!" "As soon as the corpse shows up I want the waterworks on" "See you later" "Boss, boss, news!" "We finally got some work!" "A burial?" "And what a burial, class all the way" "A thousand peso one?" "Well you see" "I asked for 1000 pesos, naturally the client haggled so I haggled right back" "The client didn't take that sitting down and haggled some more" "And then with some real finesse we settled" "How much?" "How much?" "15 pesos" "Everything included?" "No way, not with everything, how could you think so?" "They're supplying the body" "Looks like he's happy" "Your aunt's got no cause for complaint, even though she's got a third rate box he has a first rate location with a tree and enough sun so her feet will never get cold" "What I liked the best were those two, how much they cried over her" "You must've loved her very much, right?" " A lot" " A bunch" "Alright, alright, that's enough" "We didn't do the whole hour" "Doesn't matter, beat it, beat it" "And the dough?" "I'll pay you tomorrow" "What do you mean, tomorrow?" "What, don't I have someone to vouch for my credit here?" "Beatrice..." "You've been very kind, I'll never be able to repay what you've done for me" "I didn't do it for you," "I did it for your aunt" "Whatever the case may be, may god bless you" "Amen" "Amen what?" "I meant how very pretty you are" "Thank you, can you do me a favor and bring me my suitcase?" " Your what?" " My suitcase" "Are you hurt?" "Are you hurt?" "Miss" "Here's your suitcase" "Thank you very much Mr. Clavillaso, and goodbye" "Your welcome" " You're leaving?" " Yes, goodbye" "Go this way, it's closer" " I know the way, thank you" " In the shade, you hear?" "Oh well" "Miss Beatrice!" "Beatrice!" "Wait, the 15 pesos!" "But I gave them to you this morning" "I know, but what do I want them for?" "Here, take them" " No" " What do you mean no?" "Go on!" "Anyway, I forgot to ask for your address, you know, for new years cards" "I don't have an address" " Your house?" " I don't have a house" " Your four walls and a window to see out of?" " I don't have any" "Your roof, or at least your sleeping bag?" "Well where are you going now then?" "To look for work" "Work?" "And what will you do until you find some?" "Where will you..?" "Nothing?" "Where will you sleep?" "I don't know!" "I don't know!" "Don't do that!" "Grab your suitcase and follow me" " Where are we going?" " Don't ask" "Let's see if you like my apartment" "Enter my parlor" "What happened?" "Why don't you come in?" "So?" "What do you think?" "Look" "What a mattress, huh?" "Take a look" "What a mattress, don't worry, thing's will be swell here" "We're not missing a thing" "Check this out: an electronic stove, english dinnerware, a bit scarce, but english, first class cutlery" "Just looking at this massive kitchen I could just burst" "And does anything really need to be said about this tablecloth?" "Just look" "It's air conditioned so it doesn't wear down" "And the bathroom?" "Just see here" "It features the latest innovations, have a look" "Water at two temperatures:" "cold water and freezing water" "So what do you think?" "What?" "Did all this luxury overwhelm you?" "It's all my fault" "What do you mean?" "You had told me there was going to be heavy interest" "Wait, what?" "You think that I..?" "Here?" "Never say that!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "!" "I'm beating myself for being so dumb" "How could I have made you believe I was going to charge you interest?" "Never say that, please!" "Then..." "I was wrong?" " Completely!" " And this room?" "It's so you can live here all on your own" "I can't let you worry about me this much, it's too extreme" "Just a minute, don't think you're gonna live here for free" "But I don't have a way to pay you" "What do you mean?" "Give me the 15 pesos" "Here you are" "There you go, now you have a month's rent paid off" "But there's a small problem" "I'm renting you the stove to cook with" "If you don't use it because you have no food then it's not a stove, it's a swindle I'm pulling, so here's the 15 pesos so you can buy some food and can use the stove." "Here you go" "But I..." "I don't know what to tell you" "What a coincidence, I don't know what to tell you either" "Well... you stay here in your house and I'll be on my way it's getting late and we wouldn't want to have people getting the wrong idea" " Not at all" " Goodbye then" "Excuse me" "But where are you going to go?" "If there's anything I have too many of it's apartments because..." "I know what you're thinking and it isn't so, you gossipy old hags!" "Like I was saying, as soon as" "Mr. Merchor!" "Come here Beatrice, I'd like to introduce you to my good friend" "A new neighbor, Miss Beatrice, Mr. Merchor" " It's a pleasure" " The pleasure is all mine" "It's a shame you can't see her" "No need, I feel here with my eyes here" "She must be enchanting, very pretty" "Thank you" "Whatever you may need, just call Mr. Mechor and he'll be right down to see what you need" "And with that done, I'll be seeing you later" "What a lad, excuse me" "Should I accompany you?" "I know the way by heart, but why don't you come along so we can talk a bit?" "Forgive me, but I wanted to thank you for what you did this afternoon" "It was of no importance" "It was for me, and very much" "No one has every given me a hand" "Only you have felt compassion towards me, and I did nothing to deserve it, that's all" " Goodnight Miss" " Goodnight" "Eulalia Inn" " Good evening" " Good evening sir" "I'd like a room" "With a view of the street or the interior?" "No no, with a view of the street to look out" "As opposed to looking in from" "It's just that they're a different price" "Look here, the price is the least of my concerns, as long as it's cheap, of course" "It'll be 10 pesos" "That's why I came, it's cheap 10 pesos a month?" "What?" "Are you saying it's 10 pesos every two weeks?" "Come now, sir" "You can't mean every eight days?" " 10 pesos a day" " A day?" "Listen now, I want the room to sleep in, not to take home" "Take it or leave it" "What do you mean, 10 pesos?" "That's what I said" "Well, I'll only be sleeping here one night anyway" "We charge in advance here" "What?" "Don't I have an honest face?" "It's better to be safe than sorry" "What a ripoff" "There's the 10 pesos" "Thank you very much" "Oh, and you have to make your bed" " My what?" " Your bed" "Do I look like a carpenter?" "I mean the bedding sir" "Fine, fine" " Come here" " What?" "This is your room" "Hey now, what's that?" "Excuse me... excuse me a moment" "Calm down, my precious" "Don't be angry son, don't be angry" "Go on, a smile for your mother, a smile" "Let me get you some hot chocolate son" "Just a little chocolate" "What happened, what happened?" "It's my son" "What, was he just born?" "No, he's all grown up, but..." "He still cries like that?" "Well, you see, he's a little touched" "Off his rocker?" "A madman?" "That's it, I'm leaving" " Please don't leave" " How couldn't I maam?" "Don't worry, he's a pacifist" "Yes, and I'm atlanticist and with both of us here there'll be some aquatic turmoil" "Don't leave, don't be afraid" "How couldn't I be?" "He only gets angry when someone tries to run away or he hears the word crazy" " There's the problem" " Why?" "I'm a sleepwalker and I talk in my sleep" "I go to sleep thinking about the madman and I'll start saying "Crazy, cr-"" "Please, quiet!" "Like I was saying, I'll start saying "Crazy, crazy, crazy", the madman will go by my room, he'll come in, he'll catch me saying "crazy, crazy" and" "Sleeping I won't even see it coming, no way" " No, don't go" " Why not?" "He's very easy to calm down" "With a straightjacket?" "No man, singing him a lullaby" "No, I can't stay, please, I can't stay" "What will you do?" "You've already paid and there's no refunds" "God help me" "Go on and have a good night" "I'll see you tomorrow" "Hey, I asked for a pitcher of lemonade an hour ago, what happened?" "I'm sorry, I forgot." "I'll bring it right away" "Yeah, go on" " They're bringing your lemonade right now" " But I'm so thirsty" "Now my love, please don't be so impatient" "This is how you treat me on the first day we're married?" "Come on dear, be happy, don't make that face" "I'll go get your lemonade personally" "Oh no honey, don't go out, remember the madman's out there" "Don't worry, you heard the owner," "I just sing him a lullaby and he won't do a thing" "I'm going to be left all alone" "Just for a tiny little bit" "Let's see a little smile, a little one" "I'll bring it right back" "Where's that pitcher of lemonade?" "Where's that woman gone off to?" "My lemonade!" "Maam!" "Maam!" "My lemonade!" "My window!" "Maam, where's my window?" "He's totally crazy" "Not the asylum!" "Not the asylum!" "You can keep your loon!" "Open up" "At your orders Dr. Sputnik" "Come closer" "I have something to tell you" "You managed to create the perfect being" "No, he turned in to a monster like the rest" "The experiments with human and animal cadavers haven't been successful" "There's something missing and I don't know what it is" "I want to try the experiment with a living being" "Living?" "What are you doing idiot?" "You'll electrocute us!" "Imbecile, you nearly got turned in to powder" "Forgive me Doctor." "You were saying you needed a living specimen?" "Yes, and I want it to be a woman" "No, not with women, they're the best thing god created" "Stop this foolishness, women are the worst things in nature" "Don't do it Doctor, it'd be horrible" "Don't contradict me or I'll send you back to the grave you came from" "No, not back to the grave" "And I want her to be young, to make of her the most perfect flower, more beautiful than anything found in nature" " I'll look Doctor" " Don't bother, listen here" "What a night" "I don't think there's a better room than yours in any hotel" "You slept well?" "Man, it feels almost like I was drugged" "I slept like a baby all night" "I'm glad." "What I thought was funny was that story you told me about the madman" "What a night you had" "You're telling me, now careful with the stairs because they're dange" "Are you alright son?" "Don't worry, I think I'm getting the hang of these stairs" "Did you hurt yourself?" "Nope, life gives you harder knocks than that" "That's good, and you know you can come sleep here however many times you want" "I won't bother you much more Mr. Merchor, in four or five years I'll get a place of my own" "Now go and get all the sun you want, it's on me" " Beatrice?" " Don't bother Mr. Clavis" "The dove has flown" " What do you mean?" " Yeah, real early today" "It can't be!" "Did you think it was going to last forever?" "Popsicles, get your popsicles here" "Gum, chocolates, cigars, matches" "What's up Clavis?" "What's got you looking so down pal?" "A good deed never goes unpunished" "Why do you say that?" "Too much to go in to" "They were looking for you over at the dry cleaners" "Tell them my suit isn't due to be pressed until Saturday" "They said it was urgent" "Urgent?" "Maybe the cleaner's dying and they want me to go take his measurements" "You?" "Yes, me" "Here?" "Now?" "Why?" "I'm ironing, can't you see?" "What..." "Mens suits" "No, I mean what I surprise," "I thought you had run off" "No, it's just that last night I was talking to Mr. Merchor and told him about my problems, so he got me this job" "That sneaky old man" "Why didn't he tell me?" "We wanted to surprise you, now I can look for my own place and give you your home back" "Don't say that!" "You're my tenant and you've paid in advance and since you've been charged rent you'll be staying there" " But, it's just that" " Not another word, or I'll take my business elsewhere" "Come in Mr. Merchor" "What?" "Did I make a mistake and go in to the funeral home?" "No old man, it's just that I changed location" " Are you here Beatrice?" " Yes sir" "As lovely as the dawn" "See how these earrings look on you" "Forgive me Mr. Merchor, but my mother forgot to pierce my ears" "They're not for you, they're for Beatrice" "For me?" "Yes, didn't you tell me yesterday that today is your birthday?" "Yes, but..." "Carry them always, they were my sainted wife's and we both dreamed that one day they'd be for the daughter we never had" "You got me good there old man" "Thank you Mr. Merchor" "I promise I'll use them all my life" "And you son?" "Aren't you giving her anything for her birthday?" "It's a shame that the only thing I have from my mother is her dentures and I doubt you'll want to use them" "But in any case, I'll come up with a surprise" "Excuse me" "That boy gets so carried away" "Bravo Clavillaso, you're a consumate singer" "Consumed you mean, I'm totally embarassed" "Why?" "These two dunces ruined my whole song" " It was Gargle's fault" " No way, Popsicle's the one that did it" " It was both" " Come on, don't scold them" "The lady understand our intentions" "It was a humble homage" "Alright, alright, go return that machine, pay the shop and make sure it's written in my account" "Sure thing" " Congratulations Miss" " Hope you have many more pretty lady" "Just like a classic serenade of days gone by, the musicians leave and the love-lorn gentleman stays near the window contemplating his beloved" "Don't get carried away old man" "It was a song with the purest intentions" "That's how the greatest romances start just playing around" "I'll leave you to whisper sweet nothings in each other's ears, meanwhile I'll go get myself some coffee" "Blessed are you, who can see yourself in her eyes" "What are you doing?" "I'm looking for myself in your eyes but I don't see anything" "I can't see myself in yours either" "Of course not, because you're deeper inside than that" "Where?" "Right here, and you're causing quite a riot" "Really?" "Let me see" "It beats so loudly, it almost seems like it might burst" "It's because it's never fallen in love" "You caught it by surprise, it's all very new" " Really?" " Yes" "If you want I'll go tomorrow to get it X-rayed so you can see it" "I know that I've never felt for anyone what I do for you" "What I feel is" "What I feel is sorry that I'm broke now or I'd take you to the altar tomorrow" "That quickly?" "No, not quickly, step by step, you in white and me in a penguin suit so everyone could see us" "It's late, you should go" "Yes beautiful, I'll leave all my love here with you" "And you'll take mine with you" "Life doesn't get any better than this!" "Yes, all her clothes are here sir" "Just look, no way she left the house in her underwear, she must have been kidnapped" "Who do you suspect?" "Everyone's a good person here, but honestly I don't trust anyone" "What could have been the reason for her being kidnapped?" "That's a pretty silly question Mr. Agent, she's a lovely girl and that's that" "And why did you give her your living quarters?" "For three reasons" "The first, because I felt like it, so with that there's no reason to give you the other two" "Careful how you answer" "Then be careful what you ask" "This guy knows more than he's telling, I don't like his face" "Yours isn't anything to write home about either" "Detective, you know that there are cases where the culprit reports the crime himself to avoid being suspected" "Yes, of course" "Look at this guy's face, he's got the classic mad strangler look" "He has every feature of a schizophrenic" "According to phrenology, the configuration of his cranium indicates a violent nature" "Sloping forehead, high and deep temples" "Unusually large jaw, and just look at those ears" "Even his body language indicate a predilection towards crime" "Arrest him!" "Help!" "Call the police!" "We are the police" "Oh yeah?" "Then call the thieves" "C'mon, let him go" "You can't hold anyone without evidence sir, that's a basic right, tell him buddy" "Exactly, this is a travesty, and on top of that it lowers the morale in public life" "I vouch for him" "And who vouches for you?" "Gargles, of course" "A moment sir, a moment" "This is an wrong sir, you're abusing your power and that could carry grave consequences" "Why am I being taken away?" "For being suspicious" "Suspicious?" "Everyone in the neighborhood knows me, knows that" "I'm a man of an integrity, an honorable man" "Just a minute, don't start gossiping about me because I swear" "I'll accuse you of defamation and we know how that'll turn out" "Do you promise to come when summoned?" "Right on time" "Let him go, but we'll be watching" "Just a second, what about Beatrice?" "We'll get around to it" "What do you mean you'll get around to it?" "Listen!" "They're gonna investigate man" "Can't you see they've already left?" "No way they're gonna investigate" " They'll bring her back" " Yeah, maybe in 90 years" "Fine, if they won't look for her, I will" "Are you with me?" " You bet" " You know it" "Any word on the girl?" "Nothing" "We finally heard his voice" "I was starting to think he was mute" "I know" "Just a minute" "How did the cripple know Beatrice had disappeared since he's just now getting here?" "It's strange" "Strange?" "It's suspicious" "I bet this guy is in this deep" "Should we ask him?" "Don't be so naive, no way he would say anything" "We need to do this another way" "We're gonna play detective" "Follow him around and see where he goes" "Eagle eye and zipped lips" "Got it?" "Open up" "Be ready, there's a shipment coming" "Did you see who opened it?" " No" " Neither did I" "This is all so weird" "Who could be living there?" "Let's figure out how to get in" "Let's?" "That sounds like too many people" "What, so you wanna go in alone?" "Me?" "I have nothing to do with this business brother" "We're real scared" "And what, do you think I'm sitting pretty here?" "I have a shipment of oranges" "Oranges in a hearse?" "They must be real rotten" "What could they need that box for?" "I hope it's not for my Beatrice" "I know how to get in, c'mon" "Open your eyes" "Look at me" "Deeply" "Deep in to my eyes" "What do you see in them?" "Fog" "In the fog, dispersing it," "what do you see now?" "I'm scared of the fog" "Don't be afraid" "Behind the fog you see me, the only love of your life," "your destiny, I am your destiny" "You'll only hear my voice, and I will occupy all your thoughts" "No!" "No!" "Relax." "Sleep" "Sleep" "Sleep" "Another shipment of oranges" "Did you see that buddy?" "Poor Clavillaso, god help him" "Have you dominated her?" "She has just taken her first steps into a new hellish world but soon I will control her spirit and she will become the perfect woman, my masterpiece" "And if you can't do it?" "Then I will make her the most horrible creature of the underworld and will give her to the monsters for their amusement" "It'd be a shame, she's so beautiful" "They say a new shipment has arrived" "Prepare everything, I'll get ready" "Sleep" "Sleep" "When you wake you will no longer be Beatrice, you'll be" "Galatea" "My Galatea" "Mommy!" "What a tumble" "I'm sorry to have woken you" "Forgive me sir, could you tell me where the emergency exit is?" "Don't bother, I'll look for it myself" "Looks like I'm a bit of trouble here" "There we go, have to say I have impressive balance" "Alright, looks like there's no other way" "I'm safe you damned crocodile, I hope you choke" "The bat!" "Now it's over, this is the end" "It's you Beatrice, I've finally found you" "I'm not Beatrice, I'm Galatea" "Gala-who?" "Don't start saying things like that, never say that" "You're my Clavillaso and I'm your Beatrice" "I mean the other way around" "I'm your Beatrice and you're my Clavillaso" " Clavillaso?" "Clavillaso?" " Yes, me!" " Where am I?" " That's what I wanted to know, where you were" "What happened?" "It's been such a long story that it'd be too long to tell" "We should get out of here before the creature from the black lagoon shows up, he's the only one that hasn't" "Now let's go, let's go!" "Didn't I tell you?" "The only one that I hadn't seen, the creature from the black lagoon" "I'm afraid, very afraid!" "Don't worry sweety, I have enough for both of us" "You can be as afraid as you want but don't take my air" "This substance..." "If all my work with Beatrice fails, with this I'll disintegrate her," "I'll turn her to smoke" "What's wrong Doctor?" "I've neglected to keep in mental contact with her" "Galatea!" "Let me see" "The creature left, come on Beatrice" "I'm not Beatrice" " Come on!" " I'm Galatea" "Hey, what are you doing Beatrice?" "Don't stay there and leave me all alone" "Don't you know me?" "I'm your Clavillaso!" "Beatrice, please!" "What bad luck" "Why does this have to happen to me" "The creature!" "Where were you going Galatea?" "I'm not Galatea, I'm Beatrice" "You remain attached to the past." "No matter, very soon your brain will be no more than a particle in mine" "Who are you?" "What does it matter?" "The sculptor that makes the perfect statue, the composer who creates melodies never dreamed of, the man inspired by the gods to make of you the perfect woman, the new Aphrodite" "It's you..." "Yes, me, Mr. Merchor!" "That old man that was expelled from the Medical Society because of his advanced theories and who has been wandering the world in disguise to find the perfect specimen with which to create his masterpiece" "You're mad!" "If madness is perfection then yes, I'm mad" "Let me go!" "Clavillaso!" "Move it, can't you see they're calling me?" "Help!" "Let me go!" "It's useless to call him, he won't hear you, he's too far away" "He's here and he's going to save me and punish you" "He's here?" "I'll soon find him" "Galatea" "Come" "Sleep" "Help me out Merchor, come on, come on" "You, here?" "What, you were kidnapped too?" "That damned cripple doesn't respect even the blind" "Why have you come here" "To rescue Beatrice and you too, it looks like." "Come on" "You stubborn fool" "Hey now, don't you think you're being just a little rude?" "How can you save anyone?" "Well if I can't, too bad" "All three of us will have to die here, because I doubt they'd spare you old man" "You don't know what you've gotten in to" "The one that doesn't know is you" "Just to let you know, I bet the weeping woman is around here somewhere and she'll scare you to death" "Clavillaso, look straight in to my eyes" "What, did you get something in them?" "Don't be an idiot" "Hey now Mr. Merchor, I've always treated you with respect" "Obey me" "Empty your mind" "Is it really that full?" "Don't think of anything" "I can't, it's too hard thinking about thinking about nothing" "Shut your mouth" "How did you know it was open?" "The same way I know you have a stupid face" "Me?" "Then that means you're not blind" "Everyone else is blind, they who can't see the truth" "But I've seen the truth very clearly" "What is it?" "That you and that damned cripple are wolves in sheeps clothing and you're short a full deck, and not just by a card or two" "Yes, humanity needs madmen like me" "Crazy!" " Crazy?" "Yes, crazy!" "Shut up and obey me" " Look at me" " But I already have you memorized" " Sleep" " I'm not sleepy right now" "Don't resist, I will take over your will" "Oh, I see your game now, you wanna hypnotize me and take me out while I'm sleeping, but that won't work with me" "What now?" " Don't cover yourself" " Why wouldn't I?" " Cut it out" " Quick, I'm much too quick" "Fool, how could you resist my power?" "Here's your power" "Imbecile, I have to dominate you" "Not in a thousand years" "Fine, if you won't obey me I'll get rid of you through other means" "Now you think you're a crossing guard, you really are nuts" "Go on tooting, I have to save Beatrice no matter what" "Oh mother, the cripple and the bat" "Save Beatrice, huh?" "Finish him" "Not me, him, him!" "Beatrice, Beatrice, please!" "Oh god, it isn't time to sleep, it's time to beat it" "Let's get out of here Beatrice" "I'm not Beatrice" "She's gonna start with this "I'm Pizzeria" business again" "You're Beatrice, I'm Clavillaso" "I'm your Clavillaso" "Clavillaso?" "Yes, I'm Clavillaso, see?" "I'm Clavillaso!" "Clavillaso, my love, my heart!" "That's a lovely way to wake up" "Let's get out of here, let's go!" " That way?" " No way, there's crocodiles over there" "Then this way" "Come here Galatea" "What, do you think she's gonna obey you that easily?" "C'mon honey, ignore him Beatrice," "I'm Clavillaso, your lord and master, Clavillaso!" "Come here Galatea" "You can't dominate me anymore, I'm under the spell of Clavillaso's love" "How do you like that?" "Alright, you've asked for it" "Take them to the laboratory" "Prepare everything, I'm going to operate" "Clavillaso, Clavillaso, come here Clavillaso" "I can't" "Now you'll see what I'll do with her" "If the experiment fails I'll turn her to smoke" "I wonder if you'll keep loving her after that" "Why don't you do an experiment on the cripple, straighten out his leg so he can walk straight, but don't touch Beatrice!" "Kill me if you want, I have a discount at the funeral home anyway" "No, I'll save you for later, I want to see you suffer for her and later I'll turn you in to a toad with a tarantula's head" " A what's head?" " A tarantulas" "Fine, but at least let me keep my hat so they know who it was" "No, don't touch me, leave me alone!" "No, don't!" "No Doctor!" "Have mercy, don't turn her in to a being like us" "She's so beautiful" "Fool" "Traitor!" "He took him out" "If that's what he does to his family what's gonna happen to use when we're just neighbors?" "Cut honey, cut!" "I gave you life imbecile!" "C'mon old man, let's go!" "Hand to hand, let's see who comes out on top" "Here we go with the whistle again, bring on on whatever, go on!" "Pulverize him, don't be afraid" "Don't touch that you fool!" "Why not?" " It's death!" " Death?" "That's what I want" "You beast!" "You've disintegrated him!" "You've turned him to dust" "What have you done you animal?" "What have you done?" "A fish on the grill, what do you think of that?" "Come, kill him" "Run Clavillaso!" "I could never do that" "You're quite brave, aren't you?" "No, it's just with all that running I don't know where the exit is" "Obey me, attack" "Come on, stop shaking me around like that, cut it out, let me go!" "Let me go!" "Let him go!" "Now nothing can save you" "Run!" "Let go of that!" "I electrofumigated him" "You're heartless, you've destroyed my best work!" "Cad!" "Beasts, attack and finish him off" "Now there's no one to defend you, you're in my hands" "Freeze, don't take another step" "If you get close I'll kill you" "He's doing a marathon, looks like" "Mummy!" "Mummy!" "I have a new outfit for you" "Come, come" "Have a nice fall" "Just a second brother Wolf" "Why try to kill me?" "Don't you know that we should have only love, be friends to all the children and every other being?" "What's wrong brother Wolf, with that lovely face?" "Those pretty ears, and those pretty teeth" "What a pretty beard" "Sleep" "Obey me" "Galatea, precious woman," "Now you are mine" "Just a minute, hey now, don't bite me, don't bite me!" "Fight like a man!" "Hey now, no fair being a biter" "I never thought I'd die from a bite" "What's this?" "Let me go" "The sun's out" "See what happens for staying up too late?" "That's right bat, the sun killed you" "I fought a ghost" "Beatrice!" "I am your only owner, your lord and master, trust in me" "Just a minute, gotta take things slow" "Now you old electronics freak, let's settle accounts" "Wake up Beatrice, your Clavillaso is here" " Drop that" " What do you mean, drop that?" "Clavillaso?" "Leave him Clavillaso, let's get out of here!" "Yes, but not that way, it's full of monsters" "There must be another way out and this old kook knows it" "How do we get out?" "There's no other exit" "Tell me you old electronic freak, where's the other exit?" "Tell me or I'll take you out!" "This way, this way" "What kind of trick is this, a door with no door?" "You despicable hick" "What's this?" "So the game's not over?" "It's about to be, he who laughs last, laughs best" "Look, look Clavillaso!" "Your death will be slow, you'll be crushed to death between those two walls" "Take this time to tell each other how much you love one another" "No Mr. Merchor, really, we love you best of all" "I love you so much Mr. Merchor, please!" "Tell me you don't feel at least something for us" "Yes, but death must come to all things, big and" "Oh, you lovely cripple" "But you should finish your work, I always said you were good luck, please just stop this" " Stop this" " Hurry, please!" "Hold the walls Clavillaso" "Walk, walk, don't stop, go" "We don't wanna be squished to death!" "Get there, get there" "He didn't get there" "Now what do we do Beatrice, what do we do?" "Prepare to die well" "Die badly you mean, this is gonna be a pretty nasty bloodbath" "We have to accept it Clavillaso, there's no hope left" "Clavillaso!" "Don't blame me, if this mess we're in or I never would have kissed you" "These lips are timid, much too timid" " Completely timid" " Really?" "Goodbye cruel world, be seeing you" "There's no one in here either" "What do you mean?" "There's a fish right there" "Help us!" " Popsicle!" " Gargles!" "Watch it, a deader" "What happened buddy?" "There's nothing to be afraid of, you can come out" "What do you mean come out, can't you see the bars?" "How do we stop this?" "There's some buttons over there, push em one by one" "Which?" "Whichever, please!" "Not that one, not that one!" "Another one!" "Not that one either, another!" "Not that one, not that one!" "They're being crushed!" "You took so long I thought I'd better go get the boys in blue" "You'll have to forgive me buddy" "Thanks old man" "You'll get a just reward for your heroism" "That's good" "You're a hero Clavillaso" "I'm not Clavillaso," "I'm Galateo" "Galateo?" "Alright, now I'm Clavillaso" "Life doesn't get any better than this!"