"Tell me, where did you go last night?" "Didn't I tell you." "I had a drink with friends." "I'm giving you one more chance." "I said I had a drink with friends." "Then I played Mahjong after the drink." "Did you play Mahjong or did you go kissing?" "How did you get this?" "Thanks to your ex-girlfriend." "She sent this to me just now..." "...and wished us many happy returns." "What bad taste you have?" "!" "You have shark's fin soup ..." "...at home waiting for you." "Yet you prefer junk food..." "...at the street corner." "Everything in this world are illusions." "What you see may not be the truth." "And the truth may not..." "...be easily seen by you." "Why don't you just tell me..." "...you were offering her a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation." "Crazy, that will not make any sense." "She was drunk last night..." "...and forced her lips onto mine." "She was holding and hugging me." "I couldn't push her away." "That's how she got stuck with me!" "Eventually I shut her mouth with mine." "And then I used my tongue..." "...to push hers away." "So in all seriousness, that was definitely not a kiss." "Leung really deserved to be our debate..." "...team leader for 3 years in school." "It is not hard for him to..." "...think up an excuse like that." "But he has the guts to say it." "This is what people admire." "Hats off to him..." "I esteem him... lf it were just as you said, even if you did put it in there." "You can still claim you've..." "...got the wrong door." "And still bid goodbye when you leave." "It's more like you are leaving..." "...with a thrill than goodbye." "Your husband is very good already." "He only kissed, nothing else!" "That's it." "And even if he really did do..." "...something, you don't have to worry." "At least he didn't have his picture..." "...taken while sleeping." "Exactly. I definitely would..." "...tell her to leave afterwards." "I dare swear no one could ever take any photo of me while I'm sleeping." "Sleeping..." "I don't want to be..." "...sleeping with you anymore." "I don't want to get married now!" "Hey, honey, honey..." "Honey, honey..." "She is my wife." "Honey, listen to me." "Open the door." "I don't want to marry you!" "Go get your cheap girlfriend to..." "...stand in for me tonight." "She is on night shift tonight!" "Good girl, come on." "Open the door." "$5999 per table, we've already paid for them." "That's right, make it a funeral!" "Yes, let's talk about it." "Sister..." "Hey, I'm busy." "Busy getting married." "Get a drink?" "Not exactly impossible." "There are a lot of chicks again?" "Where shall we have fun?" "Fat Will likes clubbing." "He must know a lot of girls." "There are a lot of girls out there." "Let's go." "Hey, where is your conscience?" "You've already given them the red packet." "Of course you should eat before you leave." "That's true." "We still have 3 hours left, what should we do?" "Let me think." "Think what?" "Mahjong playing, of course." "I have to win back the red packet's worth." "I am God of Mahjong!" "Don't take my "West" tile anymore!" "Then I'm destined to take your "West"!" "I don't believe in curses." "I play "West"!" "I told you I would take your "West"." "1 3 terminals!" "You win every game." "You cheating?" "What?" "You refuse to admit you are a loser?" "Don't look at me... give me my winnings." "She should pay." "Give me my money." "I'll deduct it from..." "...your funeral gift in the future." "Ok, win till you die." "I don't mind." "After all, we cannot enjoy it when we die." "How dare you say that!" "It is their big day today." "What's all this talk about..." "...death and funeral gift" "Why are you so sad?" "You're getting emotional all of a sudden." "Maybe you are regretting..." "...you haven't lost enough?" "No." "Er..." "The truth is I am thinking..." "...if the four of us do bring bad luck." "Or the groom and the bride..." "...are not meant to be together?" "Every time we go to a wedding party, there are always problems." "If the situation persists, people would call us "Wedding Killer"." "No, we are not "Wedding Killer"." "There are four of us - plural - "Wedding Killers"!" "I'll give you a "s"!" "Last time, Kiki and Jerry..." "...were divorced at last." "But that was not our fault!" "There is a saying that the..." "...majority of marriages turns out messy." "A lot of people get into trouble..." "...when they get married now." "Have you gone on-line lately?" "There was this story about the bride..." "...making fun of the groom." "That was really big." "I know which one. I know which one." "It goes that the groom and the bridesmaid..." "...were sleeping together." "And the bride found out about it." "On the wedding day, the bride..." "...played the clip in front of everybody." "A lot of people talked..." "...about it in Golden forum." "So exciting." "Did the bride take her clothes off?" "Did many people go after her?" "No..." "Actually this is not the whole truth." "No need to be very serious..." "...about some gossip, right?" "It is not gossip, it did happen." "How did you know?" "I was there at that party." "The bride was my cousin." "Please sign." "Grand-uncle!" "Hi!" "Granny!" "You're so pretty, so pretty." "Hey Bobo!" "So this is your cousin?" "Quite pretty." "People in Golden Forum..." "...said she was bad looking." "She doesn't look like..." "...the kind you can mess with." "How come you're so late?" "You are very pretty, very nice." "Congratulations!" "Thank you, thank you." "Hey I've reserved a nice place for you." "In the middle of a bunch of handsome guys, enjoy your meal!" "Really?" "I haven't had any real meals these days, I'm really feeling hungry now." "Where is your husband?" "He..." "Who is he?" "He is my cousin's husband." "He looks strange." "He is rich." "You should leave me some." "Hello, everyone." "Welcome everyone here attending Ryan and Bobo's wedding banquet." "Let me introduce myself." "I am Bob, the master of ceremony today." "All the guests today are handsome and pretty." "Grand-uncle, wake up!" "While the bride is doing her touch up, let me play a video for you, shall I?" "Do you have shark's fin?" "Give me shark's fin!" "You like that, right?" "Today is a very important day..." "...for the bride and the groom." "They are stepping..." "...into another stage of life." "Therefore, we have edited a video." "Which shows their different stages..." "...in growing up." "Let me remind you." "That the video has never been shown before." "Do you want to watch it?" "I want shark's fin!" "Come on!" "There is one more important announcement." "That is we will serve..." "...the shark's fin after this video." "Hurrah!" "All you could think of is eating, go eat shit." "Let's watch the video!" "I'm not small anymore in this one, a teenager." "How come there is nothing to show?" "It's ok, later. lt should resume soon." "Hubby, be quick." "Since when have I become your hubby?" "When did it happen?" "When do you think it happened..." "Take your clothes off." "Then come and kiss me." "Be quick!" "Your wife will be coming back soon." "Just leave her." "Why do you like to shoot it every time?" "It's a memory." "Shut it down!" "I told you to shut it down, bastard!" "Bob..." "They were together." "Bob, shut it down!" "I told you they were together." "Bob!" "Shut it down!" "Bobo..." "Give me the microphone." "Hello, relatives and friends." "Thanks for coming to our wedding banquet." "But I'm sorry that..." "...I have some bad news to announce." "Today's wedding is officially cancelled." "Because I have decided to divorce with this bastard husband." "She is talking about you." "Honey, what are you doing?" "Come down." "You stand still!" "I haven't finished yet!" "Please do not worry, I have put all your red packets..." "...in the reception." "You can all queue up to take them back." "In order to show my apology, I have prepared..." "...a special gift for all of you." "That is my bastard husband's hardcore DVD." "It is already placed under everyone's seat." "You may bring it home to enjoy." "I don't mind if you would like to upload it to Youtube or blog and share it with your friends." "Thank you, Bobo!" "Honey!" "Watch out, watch out!" "Taxi, taxi..." "Taxi, taxi!" "Watch out, please." "Go home." "Let's go home." "I don't want to go home." "Let's go back and drink some more." "You wish." "Don't risk your life with freebies, let's go." "Let's go, be good." "Honey, where is my phone?" "It's here." "Taxi, taxi." "Taxi!" "Hey!" "What's up?" "Honey, have you seen my phone last night?" "No, what's up?" "I've lost my phone." "What should we do?" "I don't know." "Maybe buy another one." "is there any important stuff inside?" "Any secretive videos?" "Say, obscene videos?" "Are you insane?" "Of course not." "Why should there be such things?" "It cannot be opened even there is any." "I have set a password on my phone." "I'd better go now. I have to buy a phone." "Boss, iPhone has ten attempts..." "...for you to enter the password." "I've already used six attempts." "Only four more left now." "If it is wrong again, you won't be able to see your husband's information." "lmpossible." "His birthday, my birthday." "His mother's birthday, my mother's birthday." "His cat's birthday, my dog's birthday." "We've tried all of them, nothing works!" "Don't worry about the cats and dogs." "You husband likes flirting with girls, let's try the girls." "Try the girls?" "How would I know..." "...whom he is seeing recently?" "Then try someone he could not get." "Maybe, actresses." "Which actress does your husband like?" "He liked Stephy before." "Stephy?" "Hold on... I found it, I found it." "Fifteenth of October, you may try." "is it working?" "Not working." "Still no?" "So he does not like Stephy anymore." "Yes, so out with the oldie, in with the newbie." "Who can be newer than Stephy?" "Chrissie Chau!" "Chrissie is very popular now." "Twenty-second of May, let's try." "Not working, anyone newer?" "Newer?" "There is one, Cilla Lok." "Uniform fetish, your husband's favorite." "Twenty-second of July, be quick." "is it working?" "Let's try." "No." "Not working." "We only have one attempt left, what should we do?" "Think quickly!" "What should we do?" "Ok, ok..." "Boss, it's the last chance anyway." "Let's take a chance!" "What does your husband usually do recently?" "He always goes to the cinema..." "...to watch "3D Sex and Zen" recently." "Three times a day." "He said he wanted to confirm..." "...if Vonnie Lui was using a substitute." "Needless to say, it must be her." "Twenty-fourth of October, let's try." "Fuck him!" "He was really into Vonnie Lui." "What kind of taste is it?" "What are you laughing at?" "Nothing." "I understand why your husband ignores you." "Why?" "Have you considered making them bigger?" "Screw you!" "You think your boobs are very big?" "They're ok." "Be quick!" "Your wife is coming back." "Just leave her." "Do you have a date with your wife?" "I'll be quick." "Hey, I have checked this, shouldn't have any problem." "Please play it later on." "Hey mister, I hailed it first." "Are you crazy?" "This taxi came..." "...because the driver saw me waving at him." "Look at me, I'm dressed like this, you must know I am in a hurry." "Auntie, are you rushing off to get married?" "I am rushing off to get divorced, so I am in more hurry." "I just met a buddy 1 8-year-old girl" "Who wants to go back..." "...to that old hag at home!" "I'm on my way to file divorce right away, I can then have... my first night with her tonight." "Go to hell!" "Young girl, young girl." "Miss, where are you going?" "Causeway Bay, Paterson Street." "This is a Kowloon taxi, I don't go to Hong Kong island." "Then take me to..." "...Mongkok Police Station then." "Ok, Paterson Street it is." "Take the Hung Hom Tunnel, not the Western Harbour Tunnel." "Be quick, we still have several stops to make." "Boss, I am very hungry." "Shall we eat?" "You just had 1 0 skewers of fish balls, and you are still hungry?" "I told you to hire one more staff." "Do you want to overwork us to death?" "Yes, maybe it is good to hire two more staff." "That's good, hire 2 handsome guys." "That's good." "Hire two handsome guys." "Good idea?" "Yes, yes!" "And fire you girls!" "No..." "Honey, I am waiting for you for breakfast." "Come on, be quick. I am so hungry." "is the food here good?" "How come there is no one?" "Take a seat." "You are here finally." "Traffic!" "Let me introduce you, this is Bobo." "She is your wife, right?" "Carol" "She is your girlfriend, right?" "Let me see what's there to eat." "Sit down!" "I need to go to school now, so let's not waste time." "I'm saying this once:" "I will not leave my Honey Ryan." "I like him very much." "Honey Carol, I told you." "We are not meant for each other." "You are still young, still in your budding stage." "You should focus on your study and..." "...join more extra curricula activities." "It is no rush for dating." "When you wanna have sex with me you said "Better start early in sex..." "...to perfect the skills"." "And now you are no longer interested in me..." "...and want to dump me?" "If you don't want me, I will kill myself." "Let's talk, put the knife down!" "If you don't want me. lt is a spoon." "I don't want to live anymore." "I will kill myself first, and then kill you." "We will become a ghost couple." "No!" "Why don't you count me in." "The three of us..." "...can live happily together down there." "Bobo, don't provoke her." "I am already very scared." "It is none of your business." "You don't need to die with us!" "If you want to die, you'd better hurry up." "I will go down to see you in 6 months." "What did you say, Bobo?" "I got my report from the hospital..." "...yesterday, stage three Breast Cancer." "The doctor told me to eat whatever I want and don't sleep too much." "I can sleep forever in half a year's time." "This is very serious, why didn't you tell me?" "Don't worry, I will take you to see another doctor." "No matter how much we have to spend, we'll have you cured." "Let's go." "Take a seat!" "Take it easy." "Everything's bound to be." "You are lucky this girl is..." "...willing to take care of you down there." "I can rest in peace." "It so happened that I am the student ambassador..." "...of "Breast Cancer Concern Association"." "Let me give you a check up." "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "My god, it is so stiff, very tough." "Have you finished tapping?" "You want to press the doorbell." "It is real, what a pity." "I have got over the shock already." "I just want to spend the remaining..." "...half year with Ryan peacefully." "Girl, I know you are very generous." "Just spare us half a year, will you?" "When I become a ghost, I will make sure you grow big and healthy." "She is big enough, isn't she?" "No, I really like Honey Ryan." "I know what we should do." "It is a difficult choice." "Since both of you like me." "Why don't we all die for love..." "...rather than separate by death?" "Let's kill ourselves." "Are you serious?" "But I don't want to die." "I don't have any problem." "Do you have any?" "Honestly, I carry a Potassium Cyanide..." "...travel pack with me all the time." "Thinking I could swallow it..." "...when I'm not happy any time." "Come on." "This is really handy." "Let's play morra!" "What kind?" "Finger-guessing?" "Dice game?" "Lucky fellow?" "Forget it. I'll drink first as a courtesy." "Hey!" "Bobo... lt's your turn." "Remember to leave me some." "Come on." "Drink it, it won't hurt." "You guys are crazy." "I have so many boyfriends." "I don't have time for loonies like you two." "I still have some errands to run." "Carol!" "I love you so much." "I am thirsty, give me some." "This one is so difficult." "Thank you very much." "I am sleepy." "I am leaving if there is nothing else." "Why are you in such a hurry, there is still a lot of food on the table." "Let's eat before leaving, honey." "Stop right there!" "We were divorced." "Moreover, please don't call me out every week..." "...to help you dump your girls." "I told them that I have a wife." "But they insist to stick with me." "If not for you, I can never get rid of her." "We were a couple, sure we should be nice to each other." "Are we nice to each other?" "Then why did you threaten..." "...to double my rent if I don't help?" "I was joking." "Do I look that mean to you?" "It is time for meeting." "But there is still a lot of food..." "Let's pack these up." "Ah yes, what kind of bra..." "...are you wearing today?" "How can they be so hard?" "You are not really having breast cancer, are you?" "Don't curse me!" "If I don't do some preparation work." "How could I be of help to you." "I knew you are not that big." "Now I know they are fake." "Let's get together for dinner..." "...some other day." "Dinner only." "Don't tell me to do this again." "Actually, if you are..." "...feeling hot and need some nourishment." "You may call me any time." "You knew we would still..." "...have a friendly match even if we are no longer together." "Friendly match!" "Friendly match..." "Stop it!" "How many times have I said that" "Don't pinch me in public. lt hurts." "How painful it could be?" "Such pain that couldn't be told." "Ok." "Dinner only and nothing else." "I am going this way." "I am going that way." "Got me all bruised." "Crazy woman." "I will come to fetch you..." "...after work tonight." "Let's have dinner together." "Ok." "What shall we have?" "Your call." "How about Thai food..." "Thai food is spicy." "No good." "Let's think about it later." "Ok. I am leaving now." "Take care of yourself." "I will call you later." "Hey..." "What's up?" "Missing me already?" "I have something to tell you." "What is it?" "Promise me you won't be mad." "Go ahead I don't want to quit my job." "Why?" "Haven't we agreed on that already?" "I just don't want to." "Have you forgotten..." "...that we are getting married next month?" "Moreover, the baby... I'm worried you may not..." "...be able to handle all that." "I can go back to work..." "...after giving birth to the baby." "And I have told you many times, I do love this job." "Are you in love with this job or your boss?" "I told you there is nothing..." "...between me and Mr. Wong." "How come you always think it that way?" "If you don't have anything with him, then quit." "is he pestering you..." "...and does not want to let you go?" "I will go to your office and talk to him." "That's enough!" "How can you be so unreasonable?" "What if our baby acts like you?" "You can blame me, but not our child." "I won't quit my job no matter what." "Whether you agree or not." "I need go to work now." "I don't have time for you." "Hey!" "I haven't finished!" "Bobo, let's go out for dinner." "We had tea yesterday, didn't we?" "I am bringing you to have..." "...western cuisine today." "Ok." "If you were planning to take me here, at least you should alert me..." "...so I can go home and get changed." "It is fine." "You look super beautiful tonight." "Honestly, you're never..." "...so good as to treat me to dinner." "Which chick do you want to dump today?" "You put in a lot of money this time." "No more roast pork bun today?" "Where is the chick?" "Why is she so late?" "How many times do I need..." "...to tell you to make you believe?" "I honestly want to take you out for dinner." "Don't make it sound like..." "...I only use you every time." "Really?" "I know I have been..." "...letting you down this year." "We have not done this for a long time." "Just sitting down together, drinking and chatting." "Thought you never noticed." "Let's order champagne." "Waiter!" "Hold on..." "Maybe later." "I am thirsty." "Waiter!" "Maybe we could chat first?" "What do you want to chat about?" "Bobo, haven't you noticed..." "You look peaky this past year?" "It's none of your business." "It's time for you to..." "...find a partner in your age." "It's none of your business." "It was all my fault." "I like to sleep around." "I can't give you happiness." "Do you know, I've been feeling very bad about this." "Whenever I am alone at night." "I would cry when I think of it... lf you feel guilty and sorry, then give me some money." "How can money make up for my guilt?" "Therefore I have decided to introduce you to a good man tonight." "What's up with you?" "I had signed you up on-line last night." "To participate in..." "...an "exchange tender" party for singles." "What?" "You go in there later." "When you see somebody nice, go and talk to him." "Go straight ahead if you like him." "You are crazy!" "I am not that easy you know?" "Moreover, am I that bad looking now?" "There are a lot of people after me." "Do I need speed dating?" "I know there are a lot of guys after you." "The Mango Keung or Durian Bing..." "...in the fruit market, right?" "People that come here are professionals." "They are people of high class." "You go in there and give it a try." "I have already paid for you." "No refund." "You see." "The quality is really good." "You got to give yourself..." "...a chance once in a life time." "I will do it for you or..." "...you are losing your money for nothing." "Can I go now?" "Take it easy. I will go in with you." "Why are you going in with me?" "I said it is a party for singles." "If there are men in there, then naturally, there are women too." "Later on, you check out the guys..." "...and I take care of the girls." "I knew there's more going on" "Time to go, honey." "Cut it out." "We are divorced." "Bill please!" "A bottle of champagne, please." "The most expensive one." "Or I won't go." "Just one glass will do." "I would worry about you..." "...if you drink too much." "Nice, honey." "Come on, come on..." "This one is nice." "Look!" "What are you doing?" "Are they real?" "Honey, don't touch other's breasts." "Are they real?" "I can prove that they are real." "How about yours?" "What is it?" "Why do you want to know?" "I am very studious." "Mine are real." "I can prove it..." "They are." "Do you need to prove it?" "Hello everyone." "I am Marco, your host today." "Welcome everyone to join the..." "...so-called "Changing Tender" function." "It actually means..." "..."Marriage is like wardrobe you gotta change it once in a while"" "It is a changing partner function." "Are you all excited?" "Better give me some more feedback, ok?" "Bobo!" "My wife is going for a touch up." "She will be back soon." "Bobo, where are you going?" "Bobo, listen to me." "Go to hell!" "Every time you called me up, I knew you only wanted to use me." "I am such a fool to keep..." "...believing you again and again." "Are you out of your mind?" "You said you would introduce me to some..." "...nice guys, but instead you brought me to a wife-swapping party!" "I did want to introduce men to you." "You can see those men..." "...inside are pretty decent." "I did not lie to you." "Those guys have wives!" "And you have a husband too." "Stop it." "We were divorced." "No one will know if you don't tell." "How come you are so stubborn?" "I am asking you to have fun." "I did not ask you to give your heart out." "Not everyone is like you, you are shameless." "You've had enough of the little girls..." "...and now you are moving on to others' wives now?" "These days couples all join..." "...these swinger parties." "The advantage is it would be more fair, justifiable and open than..." "...just cheating on your own." "Think about it." "If they sneak behind..." "...their spouse to have fun." "What if a man meets a girl who likes to take pictures of him..." "...while he is sleeping?" "Or if a woman meets a man who will revise her will after she dies." "That is horrible." "However if the couple comes out and have fun together." "That is different." "At least the partner..." "...is chosen by your loved one." "He or she knows your taste." "And as they mutually agreed on this, they could have fun safely." "For example, if I am so careless as to let someone we know..." "...meets me in the act" "And tell you about it." "At least you can then tell them without hesitation that "l know it already." "Thank you for your concern"." "Isn't it right?" "You know marriage is like wardrobe..." "...you gotta change it once in a while." "Bobo, do you think I really want to bother you?" "The problem is that the function has rules." "I have to come with my spouse." "They also need proof of marriage." "So I showed them our wedding photo." "I did a research on it." "The wife swapping party here..." "...is the best in town." "Moreover, I had my eyes..." "...on a hot one in there already." "Come on, please help me." "Have you finished?" "Yes." "Can we go in now?" "You go in and enjoy yourself. I am busy." "Bobo!" "Hey!" "No matter how you beg me, I won't go in again." "Come on." "You are old..." "...enough to know what is it, right?" "What if I waive you one year's rent?" "Say it again." "I know you too well." "I don't have much of anything but money." "Let's treat it as a goodwill to you." "Give me your promise." "Deal. I just go in for food, nothing else." "Whatever you say, honey." "Stop it!" "Mister, I thought your wife..." "...went outside for a touch up?" "How come she looks the same as before?" "It's none of your business." "Are we going to change partners?" "Can we start now?" "I am running out of time." "It will be very soon." "Can I order something to eat?" "Of course." "What do you want to have?" "Baked pork chop with rice." "Remember I want fried rice and both sides of the pork chop..." "...need to be fried." "Tomato should be..." "...covered on top before baking." "A glass of iced tea." "Three slices.." "...of lemon with half glass of ice." "One more roasted baby chicken." "Better be the left side..." "...because I like that." "As for dessert... maybe later." "That's it?" "Hurry up." "Hey, I would like to..." "...have half a roasted suckling pig." "I want a male pig, not a female one." "I always have the female ones." "Honey, it is good." "Do you want to try?" "She is not retarded." "She's so addicted to "My Sister of Eternal Flower"." "That's awesome... I understand that up to this moment." "Everyone cannot wait anymore." "Yes..." "However in order to..." "...allow you to know each other better." "Shall we introduce ourselves..." "...to each other first?" "Let's share the reason why we are here to wife-swapping, shall we?" "OK!" "OK!" "Madam, your turn first." "No, honey." "After you." "I always respect my wife." "Honey, after you." "No. I feel shy." "You would never feel shy." "Tell them." "Bastard, I said you go first!" "Tell them!" "Excuse me... I kind of lost it there a little." "I have been married to my wife..." "...for ten years already." "Marriage is like buying a television." "You would think..." "...the one you bought before... could work for 8 to 1 0 years." "It never occurred to you there..." "...would be new models coming out." "We now have Plasma, 3D televisions to choose." "Sometimes you could..." "...see the body is...so slim" "The screen is so wide." "Sometimes when you walk along the street..." "...and you see the new models." "You would dream of them..." "...and feel like approaching them." "Try the buttons on them..." "And also to weigh them, to see how heavy they are, right?" "I am not saying that I don't like the..." "...old "Cathode Ray Tube" model at home." "It is flat and squared... but it does not..." "...mean that I don't like it anymore." "However, everyone has more than two televisions at home now, right?" "Sometimes people have three..." "...to four sets of televisions, right?" "It is not a bad idea to..." "...have one more television." "Therefore when I decide to..." "...buy one more television, I should bring my wife with me." "She could give me suggestions." "Stop bullshitting!" "Why don't you just tell them directly I caught you watching porn..." "...and masturbating." "What has that got to do with television?" "Why use some stupid metaphor?" "What good does that do?" "Hello everyone." "I am very candid about this." "If men can have affairs, why can't women?" "Don't you think so?" "The most important thing is..." "That..." "...his money is my money." "Whereas my money is still mine." "I can't suffer any loss, can I?" "Hey miss, what are you doing?" "Picking up my stick." "Yi Shu said once, Life lasts several decades only." "The most important thing..." "...is to satisfy oneself, and not to ingratiate other people."" "Amy Cheung once said, "The best husband is one that will let..." "...his wife enjoy a wealthy life." "Whereas the best lover is one that..." "...will show up whenever he is needed and will give me..." "...a nice surprise every day."" "My husband and I have been..." "...married for two years now." "We know we will love each other..." "...for the rest of our lives." "However a life time is very long." "We should be able to go out..." "...there to love other people too." "I love my wife very much." "I support whatever she likes." "Hello everyone." "I know I am not very good at talking." "Therefore I would like to..." "...use the following lyrics to express my feeling now." "To describe myself. I would say" ""A person is born fun-loving..." "...and freedom-loving." "There is no boundaries only smiling face"" "My perception of love, is always..." ""l am afraid of love." "But I'm also afraid of not being loved."" "However, the result is usually..." ""Maybe I am born to be full of affection." "That's why love always makes fun of me"" "But I am very lucky, I have a great wife." "She has been giving me..." "...a lot of encouragement." "Just like this time, I said I would like to join this wife-swapping party." "She agreed without..." "...one second of hesitation." "She did agree." "The most valuable thing is that we are completely honest with each other." "Because I believe..." ""l would rather not speak for a life time than telling lies to you"" "Why do I want to change partner?" "Needless to say, right?" "Actually my husband had been suffering..." "...from impotence for a long time." "You must be able to tell..." "...when you saw how hungry I was." "She is very demanding as you could see." "Therefore I brought her here." "I can do it, I can really do it." "Try me." "Ok." "After listening to all the introduction." "It is time for the real stuff." "The actual matching is going to start now." "Every lady has a lock in her hand now." "Later on, the gentlemen will pick a key from the box." "The lady whose lock you can open" "Will be the lady for you tonight." "Are you ready?" "We can start if everyone is ready." "Let me go first." "Good." "Come and unlock me..." "You wish." "May I open your lock?" "You have confidence you can open it?" "I am thinking even if I cannot open it, you will come with me." "There is a rule so..." "...we still need to try first." "Ok." "As I said, we have magic between us." "Eileen Cheung once said..." ""There must be a person..." "...in the world waiting for you no matter when and where you are." "You would know..." "...there is someone there after all."" "Eason Chan has also sung this..." ""Everybody in this world has their match that would make yesterday..." "...and tomorrow shine" "Or shall I tell you there never..." "...is any match." "So I cherish..." "...when we are meant to be together."" "Honey, I don't know if this key is working at all." "I cannot open any lock." "Really?" "Who's lock is this?" "It matches!" "No way!" "Why did you open my lock?" "Host!" "Host!" "Madam, what can I do for you?" "He opened my lock out of no reason." "I want it changed!" "I'm sorry, madam." "There is only one chance." "That means you couple..." "...are meant for each other." "Or maybe I could give you a 1 0% off..." "...when you come next time?" "No way, I want it now. I... want it now!" "You, make love with me now!" "Honey, what should I do then?" "Let's do a threesome, honey." "Don't throw away your money." "Threesome?" "I have never tried it." "Sounds good. I am coming..." "Excuse me. I cannot open anybody's locks." "May I try yours?" "Why don't you work as a locksmith..." "...if you like unlocking so much?" "Have you seen my husband?" "He left with my wife." "Hello?" "Where are you?" "I am travelling." "What kind of vehicle?" "Why are you taking so long?" "Taxi." "What's up?" "Are you waiting..." "...for me downstairs of my place?" "No. I just left my office." "I am still on the street of my office." "I will call you when I'm home." "OK." "Bye." "Bye-bye." "Thank you." "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!" "Bobo, happy Mid-Autumn Festival." "What can I do for you?" "Let's go for dinner." "I want to spend the festival with you." "No thanks." "You always have a special..." "...agenda when you asked me out." "Don't say that." "Your entire family is in Canada." "It will be so lonesome..." "...for you with no one around." "Let's come out." "There's abalone." "Abalone?" "How big?" "Quite big I have plenty." "You can eat all you can." "I am here." "Oh, that is so difficult to find." "You greedy cat." "Never come late for a meal." "Where is the abalone?" "Are we having abalone?" "Not yet ready?" "Don't worry." "Take it easy." "Have some tea and relax." "Why do I have to drink tea?" "I am here for the abalone, not to reconcile with you." "Excuse me!" "There will be abalone." "But we have to wait until everyone is here." "Everyone?" "Who else is coming?" "Excuse me." "We're late." "It is hard to find a parking place here." "You should have called me." "I love parking other people's cars." "You have been standing for so long, you must be tired." "Have a seat." "Sue, how come you are so beautiful every day?" "How come you don't feel thirsty..." "...while you keep talking?" "Yes, I'm thirsty." "Let's have some tea." "Come on." "Amy Cheung once said..." ""Some people are meant to wait for others." "Some people are meant to be..." "...waited for by others."" "I wanted so much to be..." "...the one waiting for you." "Why did you invite them?" "It is Mid-Autumn Festival today." "It's a time for jubilation." "More people, more fun!" "Hello." "I did not introduce myself..." "...to you last time. I am Kidd." "You enjoy the rest of your dinner." "I am leaving." "Hey, Bobo..." "Bobo!" "Don't be mad." "Let's go back and eat together." "No, go away." "I don't want to see you anymore." "We have abalone." "Your favourite!" "If you are not going back, they will eat your share." "Yes. I admit I love eating." "That's why you can always sweet-talk me..." "...into going out with you every time." "I swear I will never be lured by your food again." "I don't want to see you again!" "is it because you don't like abalone?" "We can order some other food if you don't ..." "...like abalone.There are a lot of choices." "Don't say you don't want to see me again." "Go away!" "I really mean to..." "...treat you to abalone this time." "I don't have anything else in mind." "Screw you!" "Screw you!" "Then why did you invite the couple?" "Because it is Mid-Autumn Festival today." "It's not very nice, if you ask someone's wife out without asking her husband." "What's the big deal?" "Just one more person at the table. lt's easier for them too." "I am very generous being so." "We are having abalone, what else do you want?" "And I think Sue's husband is really a good match for you." "You have nothing..." "...to lose but meeting people." "Do you know what you are talking about?" "I know what I am talking about." "I have been thinking about this..." "...for the past year and I figured it out I am not suitable for you." "You were right to divorce me." "You deserve to have someone..." "...who will cherish you more." "Therefore I keep looking out for you." "You should try Sue's husband." "If you like him you can go out with him..." "...to watch a movie or have dinner." "It's just for killing time, nothing else." "Why did you follow me out here today?" "Stop." "Why didn't you do that on our wedding day?" "Let's go." "You did not give me any call that night." "In fact, I regretted" "Showing your video that night." "If not for that, I would still be your wife now." "Forget it. I don't want to see you again." "Bobo..." "Bobo!" "Please give me a glass of carrot..." "...and apple juice." "I really don't have carrot." "What should I do, then?" "What should you do?" "Choose something else." "We have melon, apple, orange, peach, pear... I only want carrot and apple juice." "Mister, I really don't have carrot." "Will you die if you drink something else?" "Maybe you... haven't looked thoroughly?" "We are open for business." "Do you think I don't like you and..." "...refuse selling it to you intentionally?" "I am not that kind of person." "I don't mean that." "Have you eaten?" "What has that got to do with you?" "I have not eaten yet." "Haven't you eaten with your wife?" "My wife is eating with your husband." "It's so sad to eat instant noodle alone..." "...in Mid-Autumn Festival." "What?" "!" "Do you want to treat me to dinner?" "No problem." "I want abalone." "Not a problem." "How was it?" "You like it?" "Of course I do." "Who on earth would give me..." "...a free hand in ordering abalone." "Thanks, boss." "You do eat a lot." "My car is not far away." "Let me drive you home." "That early?" "Let's go for some dessert first." "You're still able to eat?" "Don't you know we girls always..." "...have a spare stomach for dessert?" "I know there is..." "...one nice dessert shop out there." "It is my friend's shop." "A friend's shop is trustworthy." "Do they serve Serradura?" "I want to have Serradura very much." "I think so..." "As you have been so generous to me." "Let me pay for this one." "Be my guest." "Thank you, then." "Let's go." "Watch out" "Superb..." "Serradura" "What is this?" "It's all fallen apart." "This is Serradura." "And you said it is your friend's shop?" "You must have done something bad to him." "How can I eat this?" "This doesn't looks like his shop..." "...maybe I have mixed up with another one." "Are you kidding?" "You better have mine too." "I seldom have dessert." "I have to eat Serradura today, no matter what!" "What do we do, then?" "Go somewhere else!" "The Serradura here is the best." "Let's go." "Two Serradura, please." "Two Serradura." "Let's sit here." "Sit down." "We came a long way from Tsim Sha Tsui..." "...to Tuen Mun here for Serradura." "You are persistent." "Taste it and you will..." "...agree it's all worthwhile." "Really?" "Better than those in your friend's shop." "Serradura." "Nice!" "Dig in!" "It is not herbal tea, come on." "Ok, alright." "How is it?" "Not bad, really." "When it comes to food, I do have some credibility" "This is not enough." "Not enough?" "Order some more." "Let's go, then." "Aren't we going to order some more?" "I have a sudden craving for durian freeze" "What?" "The best one is in Sai Wan Ho." "Sai Wan Ho?" "We are in Tuen Mun now." "So what?" "You got a car." "I will pay the tunnel fee." "You don't have to." "Let's finish this quickly." "Ok, ok..." "Let me help you." "You are too slow." "No way. lt closes that early?" "It's two o'clock in the morning." "Only you can eat so much." "Let's come again next time." "I can't sleep with an empty stomach." "You call this an empty stomach?" "Actually I did not eat a lot." "Do you have a black hole inside?" "Kidd." "Yan?" "I haven't seen you for a long time." "How are you?" "I... not bad." "What a coincidence that you are here." "My mother-in-law is here..." "...to play mahjong overnight." "I am here to buy her dessert." "I did not expect it closed so early." "This is... I am Bobo." "Girlfriend?" "No..." "No!" "We are definitely friends only." "We just met today." "Dessert friends only." "Yes." "So I should leave you two alone." "The driver is waiting for me." "Let's chat next time." "Bye-bye." "Bye!" "There is a 24-hour one, let's go." "Bobo." "Wait." "Yan!" "Yan..." "Why didn't you take my call?" "My husband doesn't like you calling me." "I still love you so much!" "Sorry. I love my husband most." "Let me go." "We are on the street." "What are you doing?" "I don't care." "I have to talk with you tonight." "Let me go!" "Let's go." "Are you ok?" "Let me take you home." "You look like you need..." "...counseling more than I do." "Let's have a chat." "Why don't you drink?" "Who will be driving if I get drunk too?" "Go ahead." "Don't worry about me." "Why don't you ask who the girl was?" "And her relationship with me." "Obviously she is your ex." "Probably not your mother." "Look at you." "You know she is married..." "...but you still go after her." "If it were me, I will slap your, too." "I really love her." "But she loves money more than me." "Then you work harder and make more money." "Don't let her look down upon you." "You know, it's not difficult to..." "...make one million or ten millions." "But it is difficult to..." "...make a hundred million or a billion." "Her husband was born into a wealthy family." "How come this world is so unfair?" "Let's look at it..." "...in a different perspective." "Even if you have a billion dollars, ...she could still find someone who has 1 0 billion." "If she's really into money more than you, it doesn't matter how much you make." "Maybe if you love her that much, you could strive to get her." "Even if you do not succeed, you will still ruin her family." "I can't do this." "Women only love bad guys." "How about you?" "You love money or your husband more?" "I used to think when a man gets rich, he will become tainted." "On the contrary, a woman becomes rich when she gets tainted." "Don't think all women are like that." "How about your wife?" "Doesn't your wife love you?" "You've seen it all." "What do you think?" "I think you do not..." "...love your wife very much." "Otherwise you won't bring..." "...her to the wife-swapping party." "We have only been..." "...married for less than two years." "But I already feel there is..." "...no spark between us anymore." "One day, she said she wanted..." "...to try the wife-swapping party." "I thought I would be angry..." "...if I saw her flirting with some other guys, that would mean I still have feelings on her." "But in the end, I did not feel anything." "I was not jealous at all." "I am quite certain..." "...that I don't love her anymore." "Yan is the one you love most." "Why don't you talk about your husband?" "We... I don't think you two get along very well." "You said it." "Do you still love him?" "If I can explain it in a word or two, then that is not love." "Very profound." "If we both know what love is, then we won't be standing here all night" "Hello." "Hm..." "Ok..." "Your husband is taking my wife home." "Where have they been?" "Use your imagination." "Let me take you home." "Do you really want to go home?" "Where else do you want to go?" "How come your wife and my husband..." "...can be so happy..." "While you and I have to be so sad?" "What's up?" "It would be more comfortable..." "...if we lower the seat." "The seat's busted" "Are you ready?" "Ready!" "I am coming over." "Come here." "It hurts... it hurts!" "Maybe you should come to me... come here." "Are you ok?" "Yes, come here." "Just a minute." "What is that?" "I don't know." "Sorry. lt was the beer we haven't finished." "No problem..." "Maybe you should go back first..." "Go back?" "Yes." "Go back first..." "OK..." "Go back first..." "What happened?" "I got stuck." "Are you serious?" "Yes ls it ok?" "Yes, harder." "How did it happen?" "What did you do?" "Sorry. I have touched the gear lever." "Pull it out." "Hold on." "This is not the gear lever." "I am sorry, wrong one." "Have you pulled it out?" "It is stuck again." "You had touched that gear lever again." "Bye." "Bye." "Can I call you?" "Sure." "I will ask you out for dinner again." "Sure." "Bye-bye." "Drive carefully." "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "Are you spying on me?" "I am here to say sorry." "I have been standing here..." "...for an hour already." "But... why did he come back with you?" "Who?" "Sue's husband." "You said you don't need me..." "...to introduce you to anybody." "What have you been doing?" "What have you been doing with his wife, then?" "I slept with her." "I always hide nothing from you." "Shall I thank you for being so honest?" "Don't avoid my question." "Where did you go?" "You don't have to worry." "We did not get a room." "We only had fun in the car." "I am very tired." "You know the space is so small." "And the moves are so intense, very tough indeed." "I am sweating all over now." "I need to take a shower." "You'd better go home." "You have been working out too." "I can go upstairs to..." "...see the doctor by myself." "Why don't you need my company?" "It's only regular checkup." "It will be brief." "I don't want you to make a trip." "It would be better for me to come with you." "I said it is not necessary!" "Don't you ever listen?" "Ok, I stay here. I won't come with you." "Don't be mad. lt is not good for the baby." "You are so annoying!" "Wait for me here." "I told you to wait for me downstairs." "How come you are here now?" "I have been waiting downstairs for so long." "I'm worried about you." "What can happen to me?" "Don't you trust me at all?" "Come on." "What did the doctor say?" "is the baby healthy?" "You only worry about the baby." "You don't worry about me anymore." "I don't mean that." "I don't want to talk to you." "I'm going to the toilet." "I really don't know how..." "...to tell him about the baby." "What has gotten into you?" "You always kick me out..." "...after we sleep together." "This time you allowed me to stay..." "...and have a drink with you?" "I want to talk with you." "I don't have anything to talk about." "Does your husband know we are this close?" "What's up?" "You're worried he would go after you?" "I'm not worried about that." "Ah yes." "What kind of person is your husband?" "What is his character like?" "is he a nice person?" "Does he have any bad habit?" "Of course my husband is a nice person." "He never throws a temper." "No matter how big a problem..." "...there is in front of him, he can still act as..." "...if nothing has happened." "He is polite, nice to elders." "He does not waste money casually." "No one needs to worry..." "...about him even as a child." "Moreover, he sells charity flags every Saturday." "is he a saint?" "You are talking like you have..." "...known him for several decades." "We've known each other since... childhood." "He is my first love." "If he is as good as you described." "Why are you still fooling around?" "Yi Shu once said, "love one person, but get married to another."" "Actually I've been wanting to..." "...ask this question for a long time." "Will you have nothing to say..." "...if you don't quote other people?" "Screw you." "You don't like my way of talking, now?" "I did not mean that." "You haven't..." "told me how good your husband is yet." "We have plenty of time." "If you like to know more about him, you may ask him out for a chat." "I can give you his cell phone number." "That's going too far." "I think we can just talk between us." "Shall we have dinner together?" "We'll have more time to talk." "Sorry. I need to meet my husband." "Please, Sue." "No one's having dinner with me tonight." "You have a wife." "I quarreled with her." "No wonder why you still asked me..." "...out for a drink after sleeping with me." "I am the spare player." "Absolutely not." "Sue, listen to me." "Why don't you turn down your husband." "We can go to Lamma Island for seafood." "Seafood my ass." "Please get this straight. I have a husband." "It is his birthday today." "I need to celebrate with him." "Bye." "Sue..." "Sue!" "It is your husband's birthday and you still sleep with another guy?" "So this is true love." "Bobo." "Where are you?" "I am visiting the kids in the orphanage." "Why is it so noisy?" "is it very noisy?" "They are having a singing contest now." "I can tell them to shut up..." "...if you don't like it." "Have you eaten?" "Not yet." "What's up..." "Let's have dinner." "Good." "Dinner is good." "Where and when?" "Hey, I am here." "Bobo, when I received your dinner invitation I rushed here immediately..." "...and ran the red light twice." "Why so excited?" "It's just a casual dinner." "I am excited!" "You forgive me and invite me for dinner." "You know, I am really happy." "Really?" "This is such a nice place." "Has romantic lighting." "And how come..." "...you are so beautiful every day?" "Are you hungry?" "May I order for you?" "Waiter, please." "Hold on." "Why?" "Someone is coming." "Who else?" "Sorry, I'm late. lt's hard to find a park." "Don't drive next time, I can give you a ride." "We are not having candle light dinner?" "As you said, if I ask someone's husband out." "It'd be nice to invite his wife too." "And the food portion here is big." "We can take away if we can't finish it." "You know his wife very well, you won't be bored." "You told me that you are..." "...having dinner alone, don't you?" "I have a wife." "Of course I'd have dinner with her." "I have my husband too." "Today is Kidd's birthday." "Let's celebrate together." "Bobo, thanks for..." "...choosing this marvelous place for me." "I've been thinking about it for a while." "It is very nice here." "So so..." "Did they pay the bill?" "It is dark here." "What if I ate a cockroach?" "Forgive him." "He is too hungry..." "...and doesn't know what he is saying." "Hubby, look!" "They look so familiar." "They are the four partners..." "...from the wife-swapping party." "Yes, yes." "What a coincident." "Having dinner?" "We too." "Honey, why don't we have dinner together." "That'd be great." "Do you mind?" "We do!" "Honey, don't laugh like that." "I'm so sorry. I can't help laughing." "What are you laughing at?" "is it not allowed?" "No." "In fact, I do admire you all." "I just can't believe..." "...you will ask each other out for dinner." "You and her..." "As proverb..." "...said "Hiding different intentions behind the semblance of accord"." "We are having after party evaluation, can't we?" "Evaluation?" "Have you started yet?" "Did we miss anything important?" "You are lucky." "We've just started." "When we go for..." "...the changing partner function" ""Evaluation" is the main point." "Experience sharing would help to..." "...maintain our relationship in the future." "Cut it short." "Main point please." "She does it better, or your wife?" "Madam, what do you think she is?" "Anyway, if I need to choose, I would choose Sue." "In terms of curiosity, thirst for knowledge... or being adventureful, I'm sorry, honey, Sue is far ahead of you." "Madam, any appeal?" "Between your husband and him, who could make you "full"?" "Don't say as if they are "my bowl of rice"." "But if you are talking about pleasure, after I had it with Kidd, I realize how weak you are, hubby." "In terms of sustainability, focus as well as strength," "You don't even qualify..." "...to compare with Kidd." "Hubby, you know you... have a nickname..." "...called "Hong Kong Bill Gays"." "What does it mean... what does it mean?" "The company name of "Bill Gays" is..." ""Micro-soft"!" "Bingo!" "In fact, impotence could be healed." "But you should find out where it is real impotence or fake." ""Bill Gays", there is a way..." "...to figure out your actual status." "Use your imagination, think of four types of food." "When you are naughty, is your dick like tofu... banana without skin, banana with skin, or..." "Cucumber?" "Of course, mine is a cucumber." "And it's a big and fresh one." "Cucumber, no way!" "It depends on the mood and partner, you'd understand." "I don't have such problem." "So the result is 1 :1 now, draw." "Second round." "Strike back..." "Sue and I had once stayed in a hotel room for a whole day and night." "On the next day..." "She said from now on, she would not eat two kinds of food:" "One is hot dog, the other is sausage bun." "You stayed in the same place..." "...for a whole day and night?" "Hubby, you are so boring." "Kidd and I like excitement." "We had enough in car." "The most exciting was..." "...once we were at his friend's new home." "His friend didn't even realize..." "...we had it in all four corners." "Isn't it great?" "Sue likes cosplay." "She has great acting in secretary, air hostess and nurse roles." "Her best inner act should be the hostess." "I don't like cosplay that much." "Kidd likes to buy me some sexy lingerie." "He has good taste." "It is so romantic to..." "...have the lingerie on while making love." "That's enough!" "What else do you do with her husband?" "Why don't you cite it all?" "You should have more obscene histories." "Don't try to cover up and hide from me." "How can you do this!" "We haven't done that much..." "...when we were together." "What is this?" "A boxing day sale?" "I've never seen such a bastard like you." "You dated other women and spread around." "Shame on you!" "Who pretended to..." "...be innocent at the beginning?" "Who said, I don't want it, I don't want it, huh?" "And now who asks for more excitement?" "It's you!" "It was you who said I am bored and..." "...should go fooling around with someone." "And, you don't like..." "...your wife to have an affair now?" "Did you regret?" "Yes, I did. I regret." "I regret that I told my wife..." "...to sleep with someone else!" "I am just kidding." "How would I regret?" "As said, "when we fool around, we have to be prepared to be picked"." "Having fun is the most important." "Kidd, can you shake your boobs?" "Oh, you can't." "I can." "She can even rotate them." "I had fun tonight." "I learnt a lot from you guys." "My wife and I got to go." "See you later." "Talk to you soon." "Bye." "Bye!" "Honey, wife swapping does not suit us." "We are perfect match." "How can I ask you to sleep with someone." "Me too." "Honey." "We are perfect match." "We don't play such kind of game." "Honey..." "What's up?" "I want you." "What should I do?" "Let's go home and make love." "Don't take the subway then, take a cab." "Good." "Good." "I am leaving." "I give you a ride. I give you a ride." "Your wife is there, take her home." "Bobo, everything is done." "Anything else?" "I'm all yours tonight..." "...with whatever you want." "I told you not to come with me." "Don't disturb me from my business." "So annoying." "There's no one here..." "Let me visit you sometimes." "Bobo, it is good here." "Very impressive." "Have you considered to open a branch?" "I will support you." "I have a shop in Tin Shui Wai." "Free of rent?" "We can talk about this later." "I've cleaned the back lane for you." "Not even a box left. lsn't it quick?" "What do you mean no box left?" "They're all gone." "There are four boxes of Kyoho grapes." "I have kept them for a client." "But they are light." "Are you kidding?" "Oh my god." "Did the cleaner throw them away already?" "Hi mam, can I help you?" "%  $ # - +" "Water...melon?" "Do you want watermelon?" "Thirty two dollars each." "Pineapple." "Pineapple... no pineapple..." "Watermelons are in good season." "%  $ # - +" "Granny." "I don't understand what you are saying." "Can you speak Cantonese." "Luckily the cleaner hasn't cleaned it yet." "You nearly screwed me up." "Sister Hung!" "Bobo!" "Long time no see." "When did you come back?" "How are you?" "Bobo!" "I've been back for a while already." "Have you got used to New Zealand?" "Of course not, you can't see any Chinese, only gweilo." "I stayed at home every day..." "...and it was so boring." "Otherwise, I wouldn't be running away from home." "How would your son let you go?" "I told him if he does not..." "...want to visit me at the cemetery, then let me go back to Hong Kong." "You see." "Once back to Kowloon City." "The smell of fruits..." "Smell nice, isn't it?" "Refreshed my entire body!" "I didn't come back..." "...when you got married last year." "Here is your red packet." "Lai see means good fortune." "I will order a gold necklace for you later." "Thanks but please don't." "I have to. I've been watching you grow up." "Lai see will bring you good fortune." "You really need not do so, as I was divorced." "Divorced?" "Little girls are all impetuous." "Who is he?" "He is my ex-husband." "Hey, come here." "Hi." "His name's Ryan." "Bad Guy?" "Your have a bad name..." "...means you must like to fool around." "She fools around with other guys too." "Good." "This is called revenge." "How would she go out for men..." "...if you don't go out for women?" "Where can I take a man in Hong Kong?" "Let's talk about this later." "Actually, do you like our Bobo?" "I'm... still... fond of her." "But it depends on her." "Bobo, actually..." "Quarrels among couples are." "Things would resume normal with after the rain washing everything away." "You could even see the rainbow..." "...if you are lucky." "I don't understand, granny." "Can you say it in a simpler way?" "Don't you know that I am helping you, kid?" "Silly guy." "I got it. I got it." "Sister Hung." "I will invite you for tea later." "Ok, ok." "Bobo, I will keep the red packet..." "...because you have divorced." "I am going to play Mahjong now." "See you..." "Wish you luck!" "Sure..." "Bad guy!" "Who is she?" "Her Chinese and English are both worse." "What happen to you?" "You have almost finished all my fruits." "Then clean the dishes." "Hey, are you leaving yet?" "I am so tired." "Bobo, I was scared when I cleaned up your place." "You see, it leaks." "But don't worry, I will fix it for you." "Hey, be careful." "And, do you know..." "...what I saw in the toilet just now?" "What?" "A rat this big, it scared the hell out of me." "You such a loser." "What if a cockroach at that size?" "There's one behind you." "Oh my god!" "Help..." "Kill it..." "Quick!" "I am so scared..." "Don't be afraid." "I am here." "You are safe now." "Quick..." "Cockroach!" "Where is it?" "Where is it..." "There." "Rat!" "Rat!" "Rat!" "Cockroach!" "Cockroach!" "Cockroach!" "It's so scary!" "Rat!" "Bobo, please stop screaming." "I'm getting scared from your screaming." "I'm so scared." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "I said stop screaming!" "Bobo, you don't have to climb on me to see..." "...if you've lost weight." "There's something called a scale." "What are you doing here?" "We come to see if you need a scale." "It's probably hard to find one now." "Don't worry." "We're going to look for it." "OK." "I am leaving." "Honey." "I haven't kissed you for a year." "You have great improvement." "Same to you." "I call you "honey" but..." "...you didn't tell me to stop." "Really?" "Thanks!" "I did not see Ryan again after he left that day." "I am sorry." "I cannot answer your call right now." "Please leave your message." "I will get back to you as soon as possible." "Where are you?" "Please call me back." "Your honey is worrying about you." "I used to have Ryan buzzing around." "I feel odd when he stop buzzing me." "Kidd asks me out a lot recently." "I feel good and relaxed with him." "I want to tell him that..." "...Ryan and I were divorced." "But whenever I want to voice out, I lost the courage." "Boss, where should I put the apples?" "Apples..." "The apples are not sold out yet." "Put them back." "Put them back again?" "Yes. I am with him." "I don't love you anymore." "You are perfect, but it's too perfect for me." "I am not that perfect." "Boss... it's Evelyn... I just want someone..." "...who can accompany me and treat me good." "Your being good to me..." "...has exerted great pressure on me." "Even that he has a dishonest mouth, and I might dump him one day." "I still feel happier with him..." "...then being with you." "You will regret!" "Bitch!" "Get away." "I will call you when I get off work." "Boss, I'm late." "I get in for work now." "Boss. lf it was you, how would you choose?" "How about you?" "Me?" "No one ever fight for me." "Don't talk about me." "How about you?" "Would you choose someone..." "...who treats you good..." "Or someone who..." "...makes you happy all the time?" "It's alright here. I can go up myself." "Bobo." "Are you free tomorrow?" "Yes." "What's up?" "You found something delicious?" "I will come and pick you up tomorrow." "What is it?" "You would know by then." "is it a secret?" "Wow, you are bringing me to a wedding banquet." "Who is getting married?" "My brother." "Your brother?" "Why do you bring me..." "...to your brother's wedding?" "What if your wife saw me?" "And your family." "How would you introduce me?" "Don't scare me off." "Hey bro." "Why are you so late?" "This is my brother, Jason." "He always talks about you." "About what?" "He said his girlfriend is pretty." "And must introduce to us." "Girlfriend?" "You told them that I am your girlfriend?" "What are you guys doing here?" "Here's his wife." "They got married for a long time." "What are you talking about?" "Hey brothers." "Why don't ask me in for chitchat?" "What...what did you call them?" "He is my eldest brother, he is my second elder brother." "Hey brother, haven't you told her?" "What?" "I don't have time for this." "You wife is mad again." "She's not getting changed." "You'd better go and talk to her." "What does she want again?" "Jason, you go inside with Sue first." "I have to teach her a lesson." "Clam down." "Go and see how she is doing." "How do you explain to me?" "How come your wife becomes your sister?" "She is always my sister." "Hey brother, a lot of handsome guys here." "You have someone in mind?" "I am here with you only..." "...and will leave soon." "Brother, I like that one." "His wife is good for you." "Go ahead." "I bring you here to meet my family today because I want to make everything clear." "I don't mind that you are married because Ryan is not good for you." "Although he broke up with my sister." "Ryan broke up with your sister?" "Didn't he tell you?" "We haven't seen each other for a while." "Let me introduce them to you." "They are nice." "Bobo." "What a coincident." "Where have you been?" "I couldn't find you." "I went travelling." "What's up?" "You missed me?" "Why are you here?" "You missed me too?" "I'm sorry, I don't miss you." "The groom's side..." "...shouldn't have invited you." "Then it should be the bride's." "Or do you think I am here..." "...for a yoga lesson?" "I want to pee every time when I meet him." "Let's chat later." "Excuse me." "Let's go inside." "I know you'd be bored." "Let me sit with you." "You look bad." "Are you ok?" "Actually..." "I had my wedding here." "That's good. lt's a nice place here." "Yes." "You didn't eat much, so I bring you this." "Isn't it lovely?" "It has been almost two years..." "...since we are married, but we already feel..." "...that we are losing the spark." "I'm sure that I don't love her anymore." "Why would your wife become your sister?" "She is always my sister." "What did you do with his wife?" "I slept with her. I never lie to you." "I never lie to you." "Hello everyone!" "This is Bob." "Can't imagine it's me again, right?" "We're here again." "Welcome everyone to" "Christy and Jason's wedding." "Today is the big day for them as they are stepping into..." "...another stage of life." "Again, we have prepared a video... showing their pictures..." "...since their childhood." "Let me remind you." "This video, again, contains lots of unseen footages." "We will have shark's fin after the video." "It's this boring stuff again." "What happened?" "Why did they copy me?" "Oh no!" "Hello everyone. I am Jason." "Thank you for coming to my wedding today." "However, I have to announce that the wedding is cancelled now." "I have decided to divorce with my wife, Christy So, because she slept with another guy..." "...and was pregnant." "The funny thing is, that guy is here tonight." "The guy is here, too?" "Who is he?" "Ryan Wong!" "It's you?" "It's me again?" "Ryan Wong." "Come out!" "What are you doing?" "You know more than I do." "Hey." "When did I sleep with your wife?" "Don't you deny it." "My wife's baby is yours!" "I don't have time for this." "You bastard!" "You slept with my wife!" "When did I sleep with your wife?" "You keep on denying?" "When did I?" "Hey brother." "Stop it!" "Christy faint away." "No!" "Stop it!" "Have you heard that?" "You wife was fainted." "Christy!" "Christy..." "Are you ok?" "Not ok." "Where did I get hurt?" "How is my face?" "Does it hurt?" "Yes!" "Do you have a mirror?" "You are still handsome, ok?" "Really?" "You know I need my face for girls." "Why did the doctor say that Christy's baby was gone a month ago?" "My clothes is expensive." "I am sorry." "What are you hiding from me?" "Do you really want to know?" "Go and buy us some drinks." "A month ago, Christy and I went to see a client." "You could go and meet client..." "...by yourself from now on." "My business is counting on you, as I am very busy." "Boss, you only come back a few times a month." "How busy could you be?" "Did I say I am busy on business?" "And how come you look so pale today?" "Hey!" "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Hey nurse, how is my friend, Christy?" "She's been in there for a long time." "Your friend miscarried." "When I know Christy's baby had gone." "I told her to call you immediately..." "...but she refused." "She asked me to keep this secret." "I am coming to pick you up." "Let's go for dinner." "Christy had already..." "...tendered her resignation letter." "After her miscarriage, she asked if she could keep her position." "Of course, I am eager to offer this." "Christy is really competent at work." "Are you waiting downstairs at my place?" "No." "I just got off work, nearby my office." "I will call you when I'm home." "Are you still mad at your boyfriend?" "His has a terrible temper." "How can I talk to him?" "Does he think that I am after you?" "Did you tell him..." "...that you are not my cup of tea?" "You are my uncle's daughter, I won't date my relatives." "Yes, I did tell him that." "However, with such a bad image you have... lt is not convincing at all." "Do you want to get fired?" "You are getting married soon." "Take it easy." "What is the crucial thing..." "...between husband and wife?" "Honesty, caring, tolerance." "Boss, you are excellent..." "...in telling the theory of marriage." "but you just got divorced?" "How about your wife?" "Do you think she's still in love with me?" "I would say no." "Bye-bye." "Miss So, although you have a miscarried record, but with your current health condition, you can have baby anytime." "Take good care of your body." "What did the doctor say?" "How is the baby?" "You only care about the baby." "Don't you care about me?" "Hello?" "Christy, where did you put Mr. Chan's contract?" "Where are you?" "Are you coming back yet?" "I don't know how to..." "...tell him about the baby." "It's all my fault." "Christy was afraid to tell you because she worried that you would not..." "...marry her if she lost the baby." "How would I?" "I love her so much." "Bull shit!" "It doesn't help to tell me this." "You have to tell her yourself." "Christy would never forgive me." "It's hard to tell." "You never know if you never try?" "My wife is right." "Cheers, honey." "Christy." "Boss." "Do you feel better?" "I am fine." "How about you?" "Just some scratches." "Jason got drunk and he did it..." "...without purpose, please forgive him." "It's okay." "He was worried about you." "If he really worried about me, he wouldn't do such thing tonight." "How can I face everybody?" "A wedding should be..." "...a happy and sweet event." "Why would he destroy it..." "...with such a stupid act?" "Hurting people without any advantage." "I don't know where he learned about this." "Don't mention this anymore." "Someone wants to see you." "Yes..." "Come in." "Come in." "Be a man!" "There's nothing to scare of!" "Go away!" "I don't want to see you anymore!" "Go away!" "Don't be mad. I know I am wrong." "Please forgive me." "I have been waiting for..." "...tonight in all my life, and you screwed it up." "Are you happy now?" "Go away!" "We can have the wedding banquet again." "We'll make it even bigger, and invite all our friends." "Make it as grand as you want." "Should I marry you?" "I cannot stand your bad temper anymore!" "Go away please!" "I am not leaving." "I have to propose to you again!" "There are a lot of people here." "What are you doing?" "Don't worry." "There's no outsider here." "Mr. Wong, please take video for me." "No problem. I love video-shooting." "Come on, stand up." "I must knee down to propose." "Christy." "Because of the baby, you were willing to marry me... even I did not propose to you." "I know this is wrong." "Please give me another chance." "I promise you." "If you are willing to be my wife, I would do anything." "You will promise everything now, but it will be out of your mind soon." "I swear to the camera..." "...that I will give you all my salary." "I will show you all my text messages." "I will tell you my MSN password." "I will hold your hand..." "...when we cross the road." "I will bear with your bad temper..." "...when you have your menstruation." "I will introduce you to all my friends." "I will use your photo as the wallpaper..." "...of my computer and cell phone." "I will never talk to you loud." "If you don't know how to tie your..." "...shoelace, I will do it for you." "Christy, marry me." "Please... lf l don't marry you, who else do you think I would marry to?" "Did you shoot everything?" "is it good?" "Oh shit!" "I didn't press the recording button!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Why didn't you videotape all these?" "How would I know?" "I was so moved by this touching scene... even if I haven't videotaped it." "I am sorry." "It happens every time." "You can never do a thing right!" "Useless!" "This video is very important to me, how can you pay me back?" "You always disliked me." "Did you do this on purpose?" "You're such an idiot!" "You don't even know how to use an iPhone." "This is not my iPhone!" "I am not used to it." "Now what can I show to my kids?" "You can do this one more time..." "...and I will do the shooting again." "And you, you were overacting just now." "Have a natural one." "Christy, can you cry again?" "I have eye drops if you can't." "Screw you!" "We were doing it from our heart." "You think we were acting?" "Come on..." "Don't be that mean!" "If you can do it once, you can do it again!" "Be confident." "Don't worry. I remember what you have said." "I will show you what you've done, and you do the shooting." "Honey, you act as Christy." "Stand here." "What are you doing?" "' l don't know how to act." "Just listen and react. I'll lead you." "I knee down here." "Say "action" after counting 1 , 2, 3." "But don't make the same mistake." "I look like Andy Lau this side." "Don't make me look like Shek Sau." "Be smart." "Christy!" "I didn't propose to you..." "...after you have baby." "I feel really bad. I am sorry." "Would you give me another chance?" "I swear to the camera I will give you all my salary." "Actually I don't know..." "...how much I am earning." "I will show you..." "...all the text messages on my phone." "People use Whatsapp and Talkbox now though." "MSN password..." "Hey!" "Who is still using MSN?" "I will hold your hand..." "...when we cross the road." "This one is fine." "I can even carry you over." "I will bear with your bad temper..." "...when you have your menstruation." "But you always blame me hard, no matter..." "...you have your menstruation or not." "If you didn't know how to..." "...tie your shoelace, I can do it for you." "Idiot!" "You can buy shoes without shoelaces!" "I don't remember the rest..." "Anyway, Bobo... no..." "Christy..." "No." "Bobo..." "Will you marry me one more time?" "You didn't tell me where you've gone." "I met a monk in Sham Shui Po the other day." "He said if I fly..." "...to Calcutta from Hong Kong with him then to Jaipur, Patna..." "Katmandu, and finally to Lhasa." "Go to the well at the back of..." "...the Sera Monastery of Lhasa." "I would be able to..." "...see my previous life in the reflection." "Then I went there." "He obviously deceived you." "No. I did see something." "What did you see?" "I went to the well and look inside." "Guess what I saw." "I saw myself." "Everyone would see oneself..." "...whenever they look into the water." "At that moment, I got your voice message." "You said..." ""Where did you go?" "Please call me back" "Your honey is worrying about you."" "Then I saw a rainbow." "Do you remember what the old lady said?" "Quarrels among couples are like raining." "You could see a rainbow with..." "...all the unhappiness being washed away." "With the above three evidences, I can conclude that." "Bobo, you are my ex-life." "I meant to belong to you now and forever." "I have brought back the rainbow." "Don't hate me anymore..." "...when you see the rainbow." "Let me show you." "Honey." "Cut!" "Good take!" "What are you two doing?" "Eating chips?" "Boss, there is no business at all." "Yes." "Why don't we go back home earlier and sleep." "You lazy kids!" "Have you got anyone to fix the fridge?" "Your boyfriend just stopped by." "I asked if you had..." "...found someone to fix the fridge." "What is it to do with my boyfriend?" "You go inside to take a look." "Yes." "Will Bobo marry me again?" "Stupid!" "Your answer?" "Yes or no?" "No." "Why?" "I'd rather be your girlfriend." "I had tried to be your wife. lt wasn't fun." "You won't swap me if I wasn't your wife." "How would I?" "My wife is the best." "How would I swap for someone else?" "I will sell you though." "Very good!" "Very good?" "Very good!" "Good. I'll go with you." "Good." "Where do you want to go..." "...after going to the bookstore?" "I think we should go for dinner after that." "You know her?" "We were friends." "That means you've dated her before." "She's not your type." "That's why I'm with you now." "You are willing to see me eventually." "I want to talk to you." "I know you have divorced with Ryan." "But we are together again." "Why?" "Why do you choose him over me?" "is he better than me?" "Yes." "Ryan is a bad guy to a lot of people." "He is a playboy." "Therefore I am worried every day, not knowing who he is after again?" "Therefore I would investigate." "I would use every means to reveal his lies." "It might sound exhausted to you, but that's what I enjoyed." "With this I would know how much I love him." "You know, love is like a battle." "When two people get together." "We don't know who wins..." "...until the day they break up." "This excitement is what I enjoyed." "I like to combat with my love one." "I could then feel what love is." "But when I was with you, you were too perfect." "I didn't need to worry..." "...that you would cheat on me." "There was nothing to worry." "To a point... that it wasn't love anymore." "It was a kind of respect between friends." "Are you insane?" "You choose that bastard but not me?" "Yes, I love this bastard, not you." "He lied to you!" "Didn't you lie to me too?" "You said you have a wife, but turned out you haven't." "That's totally different." "I didn't know you were divorced." "I didn't mean to lie." "They are no difference." "A lie is a lie." "I would rather my love..." "...one lies to me forever." "But too bad you can't lie." "Are you saying you don't like me... because I am not bad enough, that I can't lie to you forever?" "Maybe more girls would like you..." "...if you were not that perfect." "This is the most ridiculous break up..." "...reason I have ever heard!" "Whatever, I am sorry." "This is for you." "Souvenir?" "I hope you like it." "I have something for you too." "Don't open it until I leave." "I can't unlock others', can I try yours?" "Why don't you be a locksmith..." "...if you like to unlock so much?" "is your cousin insane?" "She chooses a bad guy over a good guy." "You can't say that." "Bad guys are human." "They have their rights too." "We should give those bad guys a chance..." "...if they want to change." "West!" "Pung!" "But I think the world is just too unfair." "Think about it, when a bad guy turns good." "People would appreciate his changes." "But when a good guy did something bad." "People would not forgive him..." "...for the rest of his life." "Therefore, I think... at the end, it's better to be a bad guy." "So, I want to be a bad guy." "You are a bad guy already, so you say for the bad guys." "What happened to your cousin and Ryan at the end?" "I don't know." "We haven't seen each other for a long time." "The moral of this story is..." "That the true meaning of love ls all about one person dominating another." "Yet if people really like each other, they will somehow get together at last." "You don't have a choice." "Hey, what did you throw?" "Where are the people?" "I am hungry." "When will the banquet start?" "What should we do?" "Let's find the groom." "Where?" "A place with a lot of girls." "Let's go." "Let's take a cab." "Hey." "Are you coming to my place?" "I need to meet a client tonight." "It'll be very late." "Don't wait for me." "Don't drink too much." "I don't drink at all?" "Come home earlier for rest..." "...once you finished your business." "You, too." "Don't stay up late." "I love you!" "What is it?" "My husband was on business trip." "So come to my place then." "You are so rush." "You know I am always egar to get you back." "Your husband is not in Hong Kong and..." "...your mother-in-law has gone for mahjong." "So..." "I want to eat something nice at your home." "Sure, but..." "You have to take me first." "So what do you want to eat?" "I don't know." "What would you suggest?" "Chinese food?" "Haven't seen you for a long time." "We have to talk tonight." "I really like her." "If you love her so much, go and fight her back." "Even if you can't get her back, you could ruin her family." "I can't do this, it's too bad for me." "Women like bad guys more." "I would rather my love..." "...one lie to me forever!" "Are you saying you don't like me... because I am not bad enough, that I can't lie to you forever?" "Maybe more girls would like you..." "...if you were not that perfect."