"Horst!" "?" "*shit!" "*" "Yes?" "!" "We are going to continue!" "I was just going to   come!" "LIKE RABBITS" "Good morning!" "Morning!" "Costume Adviser" "Make-up" "Script" "Oh!" "sorry!" "Director" "Bye...!" "This animal is completely subjected" "To the dictation of Nature..." " Just eating and fucking!" " And human beings no?" "We also like other things!" "Such as... ?" "Well, for instance ..." "Shakespeare!" "Football" "There's not much difference to the animal" "And even Shakespeare was a pig!" "This morning in the supermarket" "Standing a chick in front of me" "Long legs, wearing a mini-skirt..." "I'd loved to throw her over the cheese-counter!" "What did you do?" "Nothing!" "What should I have done?" "That's what I mean:" "Imagine not to have that social control" "And behave like animals - What would you have done?" "100g Emmenthal cheese, please!" "That... that..." "Impossible!" "That would be chaotic!" "Just fucking around in public!" "Exactly!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "[...the mighty errected penis...]" "What's up?" "Am I disturbing?" "Any secrets?" " Hmm, what?" " No secrets!" "Continue talking!" "I won't listen!" "Is that yours?" "What?" "Did You throw this to the papers garbage?" "No, we did not!" "We throw only paperbags into the paper's garbage can!" "And no plastic bags!" "Good bye now!" "I think this is yours!" "There are envelopes in it with your name on!" "What!" "?" "You rummage through our garbage?" "Found something interesting?" "An old teabag maybe?" "No!" "Just video-cassettes..." "But... what kind!" " What is that here?" " What?" "How did that land in our garbage?" ""Juicy Sluts Spread Their Legs"" "Is that yours?" "Listen... it's not what you think!" "It is yours!" "Do you watch porn while I'm at work?" "That..." "I borrowed that!" " You borrowed that and threw it to the paper-garbage, right!" " Yes!" "Eeeh, No!" "Somebody gave it to me!" "And... and..." "I..." "I found that's trash and..." "You did buy it, right?" "!" "You buy porn!" "48,99" "You spend 48,99 DM for... //Hot Kelly Trumps with her big boobs.." "is wet in her cunt all day long ..." " I guess for me it's time to leave..." " No, you may stay!" "Let's enjoy all together what Horst is watching  while I am working in the kindergarden" "Must be great, for DM 48,99 !" "That's worth to be enjoyed, right?" "!" " Bunny..." " Don't call me "Bunny"!" "[ring my bells!" "and you shake mine!" "] [let me be your bell-ringer...]" "Oh God!" "I will be going..." "I have to do..." "I have to meet..." "Gilla" "I'll bring you to the door." " Didn't you buy the film?" " No!" "And then you threw it away?" "Never throw away porn!" "But this one was shit!" "There was Kelly Trump on the cover and she wasn't even in it!" "Kelly Trump?" "She is gorgeous!" "That's an animal!" "Her ass is still glowing!" "You are also into Kelly Trump?" "Which man on this damned planet is not?" "Even you are into Kelly Trump!" "Yah, God knows!" "See you tonight, don't give in!" "Instead of throwing away porn  give them to me!" " Hello!" " Hello!" "Ah, it's you!" "Come in!" " What's up?" "What are you doing?" " Moving out!" "What?" "You don't mean it!" "Are you crazy?" "You move out because of a stupid video?" "It will never happen again!" "I'll never again buy porn!" "Believe me!" "The film... it wasn't even good!" " Ah!" "It wasn't even good?" " No!" " What was missing?" "Not enough hooker's make-up in the women's humiliated faces?" "Why "humiliated"?" "That's completely normal porn!" ""Completely normal porn"!" "That's also about me!" "Me... what am I for you?" "You also want to see me in straps?" "If you are into that women what am I for you?" "Can you tell me?" "What you are?" "I love you!" "That women look like hookers!" "That is what you want?" "Me running around like a hooker?" "No!" "Bunny!" "That's just porn!" "It means nothing!" "It has nothing to do with us!" "Of course you are no hooker!" "I don't want you to look like one!" "You don't even have the body for ..." "Straps!" "That would be..." "That would be - what?" "It wouldn't fit you!" "It would be embarassing." "Embarassing?" "!" "Not embarassing!" "Don't think it wouldn't suit you!" "But that's what you said!" "What did I say?" "Me being embarassing in straps!" "That's what you said, right now!" "That I won't have the body for straps!" "Literally!" "I just said it because..." "Of course you won't be embarassing in straps." "It would look perfect!" "Why don't you give it a try?" "That's no problem nowadays!" "That's not just for hookers!" "Cool Wallpapers!" "Yah, very nice!" "Come...!" "This is a shitty place!" "Too small, too noisy" "Too humid, too cold" "Did I forget something?" "Too expensive!" "You wanted to move out immediately!" "Listen, we two in one place did not go well." "Now I am gone and you can relax." "And I have my own keys and my own bed." "Your own bed... that's important!" "?" "Damn important!" "It smells somehow ... burned!" "French Fries from downstairs..." "I dream sausages every night!" "But the guy working there is quite cute!" "Hot hairy arms!" "Okay." "Time to go!" "May I just mention someone else - without a scene?" "Best to you." "Ciao!" "Bye!" "You aren't up to stay overnight?" "Shall I?" "And you say she's really gone?" "Took her clothes, everything...?" "Yah, she's with her mother now!" "I already tried to call there, but..." "No, she's not here..." "Find another juicy hooker in straps!" "And she left you for a sex-film?" "Yah, imagine!" "That means nothing!" "We were happy together - for years!" "If you were happy, why do you need porn?" "I don't need porn!" "Explain her!" "Once in a lifetime I enter a sex-shop Is that a public affair?" "You also watch porn secretly?" "No... not my thing!" "And what will you do?" "I mean the flat." "Will you keep it?" "Well... too expensive for me." "But it has its good." "I'm single!" "I can pass days without dish-washing!" "Watching TV ... football and beer!" "Eat Ravioli until I blast..." "And you know what's the best...?" "I can stand while pissing!" "You really want to sleep?" "Come cuddle!" "Great!" "You convince me to stay and then..." "Sweet Dreams!" "You can snore, if you like!" "What?" "That's so cute when you do!" "Weeks ago you'd suffocate me with a pillow!" "We were married then!" "Hello?" "Hi, Purzmann here!" "I'm your new neighbour!" "One moment!" "*shit*" "I can pass later!" "No, no!" "I'll come soon!" "Hold on!" "Hi, Purzmann!" "I'm the new neighbour!" "Bommelburg" "Eeh... please do come in!" "This way..." "Sorry... for the mess!" "I cooked something ..." "last week." "Do you want ... coffee?" "Come on, Bommelburg?" "We do know, right?" "Are you Horst?" "Horst, yes!" "My name is Horst." "We do know?" "I have no idea..." "Haven't you frequented the St. Helena School?" "Sure!" "But I don't know you!" "One moment!" "Of course!" " Siegfried ..." " Purzmann" "Siegfried Purzmann!" "I can't believe!" "What a small world!" "Let's celebrate!" "You'd like?" "What's that?" "Buttermilk!" "Good for the nerves." "No, thanks a lot." "Ah, this is my girl-friend's moved out recently." "Didn't go well." "You know... women!" "No." "I'm gay." "Sorry for that!" "No problem, I deal with it!" "What I wanted to say..." "Sorry!" "You may marry now and..." "Take part in talk-show all the time." "But you used to be every girl's dream!" "You went with Sabine Hellkotter!" "And even with Heike Wizniewsky!" "Merely platonical." "In reality I was into our sport's teacher." "What was his name...?" "Schroeder?" "Ah, Schroeder, right!" "You are joking, right?" "Come, let's drink something serious." "Didn't you have sex any more?" "Sure!" "On his birthday, sometimes on mine." "The last time was on the Day of German Unification." "I remember because the President held a speech." "You made love with the President on TV?" "Yes." "I wanted to pay attention and Horst wanted to screw." "You should re-animate your sex-life." "You also have to try harder." "What for?" "Now I know what kind of women he's into." "Kelly Trump!" "What's left to say?" "That is how men are!" "Paint your lips red, put on high heels - and they start dribbling." "Don't need that." "Let him dribble elsewhere." "I don't get it that you never did Sabine Hellkotter." "She already had tits." "I do recall boy's games." "Wanking in groups..." "Ah?" "I wasn't there, I guess." "Sure you were." "Yours was the biggest!" " What?" " You do know exactly!" "You showed us at every chance!" "You had the damn biggest dick in the whole school." "Don't believe that." "And if... there is more important." "Such as...?" "No worries, I'm not into you at all!" "You are a complete turn-off!" "Ah, cool then." "I am really into women." "No chance!" "Horst Bommelburg, you don't need to apologize." "Total turn-off?" "Totally." "With this, I drive Guenther crazy." "No idea why they like it, but it works." "Either they crawl whining on the floor or it makes them tigers." "I don't like both, I guess." "Vera, look at me!" "Be his hooker!" "I was so much in love with Sabine Hellkotter..." "She was the first using a bra." " Hi!" " Hi!" "I did him once - but he doesn't remember." "You had sex - and he doesn't remember?" "Leather meeting in Hamburg." "A hot 3-minutes-quickie." "In the Park." "It was dark." "Really?" "And he does not remember?" "Why?" "There were a lot of guys." "So there are men in the park, having sex at night?" "He is in my gym." "I am trying to hook up." "Imagine, he's furniture-remover." "Only that causes me a hard-on." "So, they don't even know... and have sex." "And don't remember afterwards." "Going to moralize?" "No, just..." "I couldn't do that." "I need to know my sexual encounters." "Bullshit." "Imagine our town's park." "Full of hot women at night." "Hot women, just into sex." "No hookers." "Not for money." "Just for the fun of it." "A quickie - and bye." "And you can choose her - or she chooses you." "Or you have a threesome." "Foursome." "You do it right there  or go to your place." "But they are into quick, good sex - just as you." "Just want a good fuck." "One likes it soft, the other harder." "But all of them want sex tonight." "Don't tell me you don't like the idea." "If there was such a park, they'd need three new highway exits." "I guess." "Don't tell me straight men are different from gays." "In sex, all men are the same." "With the difference, women hardly go to a park for sex." "Rarely." "You straight men have that war of sexes." "No fuck for fun, but suppressing, emanzipating, degrading." "Before that, having dinner for weeks." "Everything very, very complicated." "I don't know." "We also have sex." "After all, we over-populated this planet!" "We'd done that faster!" "That all is porn?" "Masturbation is my nicest hobby." "All men?" "What else?" "You just put your porn in the living" " I'd never do that!" "Am I repressed?" "You are straight, that's the same." "It's different among us." "I mean." "Women in porn-movies, in realty they don't exist." "With their high hair-do, move their head while sucking change position by themselves..." "Use patent leather boots." "That's the best." "Patent leather boots..." "I stored my porn in the basement under an old carpet." "In the basement under a carpet?" "I don't get that!" "Vera comes from the countryside ..." "Strict Catholic Education..." "But Vera is gone." "It's a man's home now." "Free porn from the basement!" "Excuse me..." "Can I help you?" "I'd like..." "I wanted..." "I'd like this one." "... for a friend!" "I see." "What size does she use?" "Moreless the same as mine." "Aha." "Let me check." "There is just a 40 left, but believe me  you'll need that." "Hot Sisters Living Lesbian Dreams" "Sorry... *shit*" "[I'll give it to you]" "[Your mother never loved you!" "]" "[Sometimes I do have lesbian feelings - how about you?" "] [Me, too!" "]" "[My pussy is steamy like a glasshouse]" "Good bye!" "[Hah, young lady, what is your name?" "] [Irene]" "[Beautiful name." "You seem young, open-minded and powerful to me]" "[Do you have secret erotic phantasies] [Sometimes." "Everybody has!" "]" "[Do you masturbate frequently?" "]" "[Sometimes, silence says more than a thousand words]" " Do you have a condom?" " What?" "No!" " Is there a pharmacy?" " Closed at this time!" " One open at night?" " Do you really have no condoms?" " You had a girl-friend!" " She was using a diaphragm." " Wanna try with a diaphragm?" " Why not?" "What is a diaphragm?" "Oh, hi!" "What are you doing here?" "Just passed for saying hi!" "Have been in your area." "Why don't you come in?" "Can I ... do you want to drink something?" "No, don't bother." "We just passed for a minute." "Have a seat!" " What?" " Please!" "That is ..." "Kelly." "Oh... hi!" "So?" "Excited about tomorrow?" "Excited?" "Why?" "Tomorrow night, your premiere with Kriemhild Nastrowa." "Yes." "I am delighted." "She is marvellous." "A marvellous voice." "She is really good!" "But she is said to be a real Diva - and quite a Bitch!" "Well." "She has been singing at the MET and the Scala..." "Probably slept with the Director..." "She was a hottie, when she was young." "She still is!" "But that's not so interesting." "It's her voice." "Just imagine your energy-streams flowing together." "Can you feel the cosmic love?" "Yes." "I feel it." "It's wonderful." "A completely different sexual power." " I don't even know if I have an erection." " You don't." "Excuse me for a moment." "I'm back soon." "What are you doing here?" "I'm in a consultation." "Just to say "hi" !" "Ok." "You did that." "Anything else?" "You had sex." " Excuse me?" " Who is it?" "The furniture-remover?" "What do you know about him?" "Gays do gossip!" "Listen carefully:" "I don't have time." "I'm having a Tantra-session..." "Did I tell you about Horst?" "My new neighbour." "We knew before." "In school." "How romantic!" "An old youth's love?" " You do misunderstand, he's straight!" " Disappear!" "I have an erection!" " Hello" " Listen..." "Have fun with all the furniture-removers of the world." "No stress early in the morning." "How about your youth's love?" "Who is that guy?" "He's straight, I told you!" " Nonsense!" "Wait, he's at the door!" " Come on, tell him that you are straight!" " What?" "Confirm that you are straight." "You aren't into me but into lesbians with big tits." " Tell him that!" " He hung up!" "Did you think about the party?" "Well." "I'm not so into that." "Why not?" "Open both main doors, food, beer..." "What kind of party will that be?" "Mattresses on the floor?" "Will they bring there condoms?" "A normal party with dear friend." "You invite your straight friends..." "I invite my gay friends and some lesbians?" "Lesbians?" "Yes, lesbians." "That is your magic word!" "Hi Mom!" "Really, Auntie Ilse is back to hospital?" "You'd like to know her personally?" "What would you do if you could?" " I'd like to visit her from the inside..." " And then?" " Tomorrow?" "No, no, it's okay..." "So... see you tomorrow!" "Bye then!" "My mother is going to come!" "Let's marry!" "What?" "Let's be a homophile couple with love, faith and electric egg-boiler." "What's up?" "My mother is in town." "She will visit me in the new flat." "I finally want to come out to her." "Without big stories." " Introducing her to my longterm-lover." " And that is me, huh?" " Who else?" " Take one of your one-night-stands!" "You have enough of them." "But they are all pierced and tattooed!" "So ask your so-said straight neighbour!" "But I'm not married to him - and he is busy." "Neither are we." "Come on, Hubert." "You always wanted to meet your mother-in-law." "I'll make pizza!" "I can't and I don't want!" "Hello?" "Oh, hi!" "My mother comes to visit me... could you help me out being my boy-friend?" "I'll make pizza!" "Pizza?" "You will pay for that, I promise you!" "A mobile!" "In the orchestra!" "With Mahler's Kindertotenliedern!" "In the Concert-Hall with Kriemhild Nastrowa!" "That is a cultural scandal!" "Unbelieveable!" "Big shit, Horst!" "Somebody saw the driver of Kriemhild Nastrowa?" "Go and apologize!" "Yes, please?" "Hello!" "Ah, who's that?" "The Celular!" "I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am for all that!" "I can't express how ... how ..." "I love your voice and I am such a big admirer!" "And all that to me..." "Don't be so submissive!" "That is all human, my friend." "Among us, I love men who are a little foolish." "You know the motto of my life?" "A song from The Fledermaus (Bat):" "Gluecklich ist, wer vergisst, was nicht zu aendern ist!" "(Lucky who can forget what they can't change)" "Come on, forget it." "Better drive me home." "My driver must be in some bar..." "Could you take the flowers, please?" "Such beautiful flowers, the people are so nice!" "You know, we musicians, we are a very special crowd." "We are all a little nuts." "I have been singing at the MET, the Scala." "No leading role, yet, but at least the housekeeper  of Violetta." "Please pay attention to where we go." "As I said, the very best addresses of the World and all nuts." "So don't worry, because of the celular." "I use to say: that must not happen, but it can happen." "It's like the End of the World:" "It must not happen, but it can happen." "Celular or Atomic bomb... it's all the same." "Come on, this way." "Give the flowers into the bath-tub and let water in." "I will get nice vases later." "So beautiful flowers, the people are so nice." "You only play Classic music or do you have other passions?" "No, yes..." "I play Jazz..." "With some colleagues, I play Jazz!" "Jazz, oh I love Jazz!" "Most of all I love the Sax!" "Such an erotic instrument!" "I play the Bass." "Ah, that's even more erotic!" "And also bigger!" "You know what I use to say?" "The bass is the sex of music." "Classic, Jazz, Rock:" "the Bass is the sex of music." "And without sex, nothing goes." "Tell me..." "Don't you want to take a shower?" "Poor thing, you didn't even change clothes!" " I will be going anyway!" " Of course!" "Can I offer you a drink?" "A little Scotch with me, maybe?" " I ..." " Please, stay for one more moment!" "You know, we sopranists we are very lonesome after such a concert..." "So much feeling in the music - then the curtain falls and *boof* ... all over!" "Yah, these are lonely evenings, sometimes!" "I'd love to stay!" "It's so big..." "Yes, the bathing suit is..." "No, your Bommelmann down there." "Yah, one does what they have." "You smoke cigaretts?" "That's no good for your voice!" "No, no, no... these are no cigaretts." "Come here, big boy." "Come..." "You see... it wasn't all bad about the celular." "I use to say: in life, nothing is in vain." "You,..." "let me have one more look." "Yoooh, that is really astonishing!" "Sensational!" "Good morning!" "What are you looking like?" "That is my working suit!" "You have been fucking!" "She is fantastic!" "She is..." "you won't believe!" "She likes me!" "Kriemhild Nastrowa likes me!" "Hello?" " Hi!" " Hi!" "Horst, I have to talk to you!" "Will you come to my place this evening?" "Eeeh, I don't know if that a good idea..." "Please!" "My mother won't be there, she's leaving for a week." "You'll come?" "Let's talk about everything." "Just for one hour." " Hi!" " Hi!" "Come in!" "Oh,... that's... romantic!" "I've been cooking!" "Your favorite dish:" "Koenigsberg meat balls." "Really?" "Wow!" "No reason to be nervous!" "My mother is okay." "She's just a little strange sometimes." "Well, she's getting old." "I find it super-top-great that you are doing that for me." "Though we hardly know." "Wanna drink something?" "The bath is straight ahead, on the left ... right." "My dear, there she is!" "Let's go." "Don't panic." "Just dress, I prepared you a shirt." "Everything will be fine." "Knock on wood!" "What are you doing here?" "Well..." "I changed my mind!" "I'll be the son-in-law." "Did she arrive?" "No, she would almost..." "Why did you come after all?" "You said you won't!" "Do you want me to go?" "I put a tie on purpose." "Don't I look like a real son-in-law?" "Yah, but I already found another one." "Ah!" "whom?" "My neighbour." "The musician." "He's an old, straight friend of mine." "Ok." "So I can leave." "No." "I'll check that!" "You'll stay of course." "In the end you are the only legitimate one." "A vase you'll find in the kitchen." "Listen!" "Change of plans." "You are not my friend, you are straight." " Okay?" " Heeh?" "My lover arrived." "Now you aren't my lover any more." "You are now my straight neighbour." "You are musician." "Just say you have to leave." "... going to a concert." "Heeeh?" "Once again: my boyfriend arrived." "He is the son-in-law, you are musician." "Your name is Horst, you are heterosexual." "Hetero!" " Hallo!" " No elevator!" "Boy-oh-boy, my old bones." " Hello, my son." " Hallo." "You always have to shave your hair like this?" "You look like a Nazi." "Mom, is has nothing to do with Nazi." "Nowadays, normal people are like that." "The Nazi also considered themselves as normal people." "Hi, I am Hubert, Siggi's boyfriend." "You must be his neighbour." "Yah." "I am musician and ... heterosexual." "More potatoes?" "No, thanks, but it's delicious." "Here are your sweets from Christmas." "You never come to pick them..." "Mom, you know I won't eat that stuff." "Good evening!" "Yah." "This is Hubert, my boyfriend - My mother." " Good evening!" " Good evening!" "Hubert and me, we ..." " Hi!" " Hallo." " And that is ..." "Horst." " I am heterosexual." "Yah." "Horst is ... my neighbour." "But Hubert and me, we   live together." "I mean, we are..." "Yah, that ..." "The mocca-pudding needs to be cooled." "I'll take care of it." "Go sit down next door." "So, you are homosexual?" "I always had a presentiment..." "As a mother one feels that." "Yah, I had a presentiment..." "... that you had one." "As a boy you always cut up my Otto catalogues." "The men in briefs were always missing." "*outch*" "What are you starring at me?" "I sprained my foot." "I feel so stupid." "I look so stupid." "You don't look that stupid." "I mean, it's not that bad!" "Not really stupid..." "You know what?" "I'll tell you something." "But don't be mad at me." "Promise!" "Sex with you was like shit." "Your ... your penis ..." "is much too big." "No need to be proud of that." "You have the shittiest penis I ever saw." "You have the shittiest penis of all Germany." "So you play in the Philharmonic Orchestra?" "What I've heard..." "Yeah..." "And what you use to play?" "Operas and such stuff..." "How long you guys have to rehearse for an overture?" "Every day?" "That takes a while." "I'd rather assemble a truck's motor than playing such an overture." "I heard, Kriemhild Nastrowa is guest at the Opera house." " Who?" " Kriemhild Nastrowa." "Ah, right." "There's a chick singing." "Listen, Kriemhild Nastrowa is a world-famous star!" "Metropolitan, Scala..." "Ah, right!" "That's her!" "She sings with us." "Sings well..." " Okay." "Spit it out, who is that guy?" " What?" "The guy in the living is no Philharmonic." "He thinks, Herbert von Karajan was pilot in WW II" "How about opening the wine?" "And further he is most probably not heterosexual." "Hubert, let's discuss that later." "Somebody set the table?" "No!" "All up to me!" "Are we through with that nonsense?" "Can I go?" "That's that furniture-remover, right?" "Yes, it's him." "Please no worries." "Let's eat our pizza and everything will be fine." "Something against furniture-removers?" "I have enough." "I'll leave." "Mrs. Purzmann, it was all my pleasure." "What's the problem with furniture-remover?" "Is that not okay?" "Mrs. Purzmann, I want you to know that for 4 years I had a very intense relationship with Siegfried." "But now he prefers to destroy our relationship with flying sexual adventures." "You should have known his father." "It's in his genes." " Mom!" " His hand under a different skirt all the time." " I say good-bye." " Good evening." "And the pizza?" "Herbert von Karajan was a fiddler or what?" "How should I know...?" "Will all that excitement, I can feel my gall-bladder." "The gall-blader is on the other side." "Listen, I don't have anything against you." "Neither against your profession." "It's just the situation." "Siggi took me for a ride." "And his mother,... and you, too." "I just was up for pizza." "Ok." "So let's go" " I offer." "Over there is a restaurant." "Come on..." "Pizza?" "Okay." "Cool!" "How was the evening with your mother?" "Was cool." "Ah, before I forget  Friday night I have two free tickets for a TV-show." "You'll come with me?" "What kind of TV-show?" "One of these shows." "Quite funny." "With surprise-guests..." "Nooo..." "I am not into TV-show." "That's all nonsense." "Come on, I can't ask Hubert again." "He's pissed." " Why?" " Because of the furniture-remover." " So he has a good reason." " That's no reason at all." "That's normal!" "These things happen." "No reason for an crisis." "It's just sex." "I see." "And sex with Hubert is not enough for you?" "!" "You are straight." "You don't understand these things." "Hey, it's spring." "Hormons vibrate." "Sex lies in the air." "That's a law of Nature." "See this!" "Who is faithful now, is crazy." "And then everything came at once, I mean..." "I found out that Horst..." "...he secretly bought porn." "I mean, real porn." "With women who..." "... well, you know what I mean." "What kind of women?" "Women in sexy underwear and ..." "The film was called "Juicy Sluts Spread Their Legs"" "And I understood that he..." "... he wanted me to look that way." "With that ... make-up." "These fingernails, and..." "He wanted you to look like a whore!" "?" "Yes." "And I refused at first." "But then..." "I wanted to give our relationship a chance." " I mean..." " So you have ..." "Yes, I bought sexy underwear." "Straps and ... all these stuff..." "Oh God, I ..." "... find myself so ridiculous!" "And I advised you to do so!" "It's okay." "It's over now." "I left him." "Did he threaten you?" "Threaten?" "No." "Vera, pay me attention." "You are not the only one in such a situation." "Thousands of women in this country share your destiny." "You are not alone with that." "Did he beat you?" "What?" "He beat you?" "I can't believe that!" "No, he did not!" "Okay, so he did not threaten you neither did he beat you." "But he still is an aggressor!" "You have to see that!" "Aggressor?" "Horst wanted you to be his whore." "That's degrading and discriminating." "And he bought porn where women are degraded and discriminated." "He is an aggressor." "End of discussion." " That guy raped you." " No, he actually did not." "You wanted to listen to the President's speach, right?" " Yes, right, but" " What "but"...?" "During the speach he forced you to practise sexual intercourse, right?" "Though he knew exactly that you weren't up for it." "Though he knew that you are not interested." " Though he has an enormous penis." " Though he knew that you hate his enormous penis." "Vera, with your story you could help a lot of women who are in a similar situation." "You had the courage to leave him." "That courage, other women need, too." " Publish your story!" " What?" "I am writing a big article for our magazine." "Vera, understand one thing:" "it's not your, but his fault!" "Horst?" "Horst!" "Hi, what's going on?" " She'll come." " Who comes?" "Kriemhild Nastrowa!" " I see." " You see." "Kriemhild Nastrowa!" "I thought you gays have an idea about culture?" "!" "What kind of music are you listening?" "Just ABBA and Pet Shop Boys?" "That it the Valkure you are screwing?" "She is... you won't believe!" "Here, look at this... here!" "And here...!" "Today we were doing it in her dressing-room." "During the break." "All the orchestra noticed." "Congratulation!" "Now she'll come to my place!" "That's her." "That's Kriemhild Nastrowa." "You want me to open?" "Yes... please!" "This must be a dream." "It's crazy." "I just can't believe." " [Hello, this is Hubert...]" " Hi Hubi, I ... [please leave a message after the beep]" "Hi Hubert, this is Siggi speaking." "Tomorrow I'm having a party and would like you to come." "I would be great if you could make it..." "I garant, my mother won't be here nor a furniture-remover..." "Yah, I would be glad if you called me back until tomorrow, I hope." "Ciao." "Have some coffee?" "Mine is out." " She's taking a shower." " Everybody can hear her howling." "What's that after all?" "Isolde dying from love?" "Howling!" "That's Kriemhild Nastrowa singing!" "in my shower!" "I'm just jealous." "My furniture-remover doesn't call any more." " Why not?" " No idea!" "Maybe he dislikes my sixpack!" "?" "That is how men are:" "all sluts except Daddy." "That's a quite bad mood of yours." "Ah, hello!" "You are the neighbour, am I right?" "Kriemhild, this is Siegfried Siegfried, this is Kriemhild." "What an attractive young man." "But you are gay, right?" " Sorry?" " Gay!" "?" "Yes, that's right." "You see." "I feel that." "Nobody can deceive me, I have a nose for that." "When a man is unreachable for the female sex." "I say to myself: no, no Kriemhild." "That's not worth it." "That's like carrying Owls to Athens." "Though gays are worshipping me." "Merely platonically, of course." "Pity." "Because they are really tasty young men." "And they smell so fine." "A propos: do we have coffee ready?" "Oh yes." "I return to bed..." "Milk?" "Will Dir die Welt zu Fuessen legen (Want to lay the world to your feet)" "Du, Du, Du..." "(you, you, you...)" "Hi!" "Ah, that's how it is..." "Hey." "No hard feelings." "After all it's just sex." "Exactly." "In that case... bye." "Yah, bye." " Ah, Siggi" " Yes?" "Interesting party." "Yah, kind of unusual." "But interesting." "When can you have naked men's butts in your living?" "!" "Gilla already got paralized." "Can I ask you something?" "Ask me something." "How did you manage to conquer Kriemhild Nastrowa?" "I don't believe that!" "All Opera-house just talking about that." "Horst Bommelburg and the Nastrowa." "How did you do that?" "I don't know." " She has me..." " She has you." "I see." "Tell you what?" "!" "I can't stand it." "She wants sex all the time" "You think I'm into it during the Concert break?" "Okay." "The first time was exiting." "But I can't have sex  during Mahler's Kindertotenlieder (Songs of the Death of Children)." "I have to put an end." "Tomorrow I'll tell her..." "You want to finish an affair with Kriemhild Nastrowa?" "Man, she is the woman of everybody's dream!" "Didn't you listen to me?" "I can't any more!" "And ... she sings all the time." "During sex, dinner, during TV,..." "See?" "Here she goes again." "But what does she see in you?" "She is the Nastrowa." "She could have anyone!" "Well, it's..." "I have a big penis." "As it seems, very big." " Hey!" " Hi." "Look, she's here!" "For days we try to call you." " Where have you been?" " Vera!" "You look great" "But I'm not great at all, really!" "Tell me, what are you doing here?" "Are you..." "You and Horst...?" "No, not at all!" "I came to get things I left." "Vera!" "Hi!" " You are here?" "I didn't calculate." " I'll be gone soon." "Just wanted to get those dear things of mine..." "You look fabulous." "Why don't you stay a little?" " I look fabulous?" " Yes." "I can't look fabulous!" "I feel like shit!" "Come with me!" "Close the door." " Did you tell anybody?" " What?" "That I was standing in front of you like a whore - crying." " Did you tell anybody?" " No, why do you think?" "What do you mean by "whore"?" "You looked great, just need some practise." " Practise?" " Well, if you do it more often  some routine..." "We'll manage that!" "Listen." "If you ever dare to tell one of your pornographic interested pals  how deep you humiliated me..." "Then ... you'll be dead!" "Did you understand?" "And I know now: it's your fault." "You'll hear from me!" "Your backside is kind of an appetizer." "Heterosexual man won't run around like that." "But why not?" "Why not?" "I have no idea..." "You have to take care of your butt..." "God knows." "But tell my husband!" "I see..." "Ah, Horst, what a marvellous night." "Let's get some fresh air." "Kriemhild, I can't have sex right now!" " I'm freezing." " Oh, Horst, you're such a fine man." "You foresee what I have to tell you, but you keep still." "I will have to disappoint you now." "Horst, I am so sorry, but you have to understand:" "Love comes and love goes!" "Nothing can hold it, no chain, no cord." " What?" "!" " I have a tete-a-tete with our conductor Zacharias Brettschneider." "He is a legend in music." "He did with Sutherland,..." "Soon he will conduct La Traviata at the Scala and I'll go with him." "I'll be his Violetta!" "Finally, Violetta, a leading part... you understand?" "And we will marry." "My God, Horst, I know it breaks your heart!" "I'll go to the toilet." "I don't know if that will be my style." "Don't be so tense." "We'll have a fun-night, and that's it." "Look at these talk-shows." "I literally squirm in front of the TV-set because it's so embarassing." "Now imagine it life!" "But it's not a talk-show!" " What?" " It's called "Catch Your Dreams"..." " ... and it's an Sex-experience-Show." " What?" "That one?" "I know it!" "It's horrible!" "Be a tough masochist, Baby!" "Ladies and Gentlemen." "We all love to dream." "Let me see in my audience if I can find a dreamer   like you." " What's your name?" " Horst, his name is Horst." "Beautiful name!" "Horst, did you ever buy a porn-movie?" "No." "I know a different story." "Come to our guest's couch, let's talk about your porn-addiction." "Horst Bommelburg" "You are a dead man!" "You will kiss my feet!" "Whenyouarewatchingporn athome what kind of films are they?" "Kind of sex-films." "Horst, you had a girl-friend recently." "How did she react to your porn-consumption?" "Didn't like it a bit, right?" "Do you know this magazine?" "But you should." "Your Ex-girlfriend wrote an interesting article." ""A common humiliation" " The story of Vera M."" ""He wanted me to dress up like a prostitute"" " What?" ""His domination wasn't violent, but subtle"" ""Weeks later he got what he wanted:" "me in sexy underwear"" ""I cried"" ""He said, I look great, but I'm lacking in routine"" "I can't believe that!" "Horst, do you want to talk about it?" "Do you want all the women to look like Kelly Trump?" "Oh, yes." "I do think so." "We talked to your neighbour, he told us you'd like to   meet her in person." "He also told us, that you are into  lesbian action." "For you in the audience - and for you at home:" "Porn-rocket Kelly Trump  and her sexy playmate Simone Booster." "HAH !" "What are you going to do?" "Much more interesting question:" "what are you doing here?" "I wanted to correct an issue." "Dear audience, Vera M." "Ex-girlfriend of our Horst." "Horst, I had no intention!" "I have nothing to do with that!" "I didn't write the article!" "What's written there is all distorted!" " There are witnesses!" " Whom?" "Have a seat  let's welcome the editors of Xanthippe:" "Gudrun and Britta" "Britta, nice to have you with us" "Britta and Gudrun, for what purpose ... did you write this article?" "Seems to be a nice fellow, our Horst." "Usually it's the nice fellows!" "There is a latent hostility against women  usually not even noticed." "Horst Bommelburg's sexistic way to treat Vera M. is just another example." "That's enough now!" "Come on, Horst, let's go." "May I introduce:" "Siggi, Horst's neighbour" "Sit down and discuss with us." "Just look at these dolled up chicks." "That's exactly what men want." "Stupid hot pussies, ready at any time ... and playing lesbians for their pleasure." " Who is stupid?" " Are you lesbian women?" "Not your business!" "We certainly are!" "That's what you look like." "Anything against our look?" "I can find women attractive." " That's not the point?" " But...?" "Being a lesbian is a life's philosophy." "You as a gay should know!" " Ah, you are gay?" " Do you have a problem?" "Personally, I prefer ... women." "These are no women." "These are incarnated men's phantasies." " Vera?" " What?" "You surely find that Kelly "Tramp" horrible." "Is that true?" " No!" " I do find you very nice!" " Let's go for a drink one day." " With pleasure." " Is that a "thank you" for all our effort?" " Am I glad to be gay!" "Porn turns men into aggressors." "What's going on?" "What..." "What do you want from me?" "I'm a completly normal man." "A man with a heart and two balls." "I do like women whose nature is  well, who have big tits." "And patent leather boots." "I also enjoy such kind of movie." "Didn't we all?" "Everybody who likes that kind of movie might stand up." "I'm first." "Captain, my Captain." "Guenther, you come down immediately!" "Come on Siggi." "Let's go." "Horst, believe me." "I didn't know about the article and the warrior lesbians." "I wanted to surprise you." "You wanted to meet Kelly Trump." "You know what I think?" "She liked me a little bit!" "Hello... she was really keen about you." "Horst, wasn't that ... horrible?" "I can't believe that we discussed our relationship in public!" "That was so ..." " Embarassing?" " Embarrasing, yes!" " No, you were great!" " What?" "I found it very cool of you how you blasted into the show!" " Really?" " Yes!" " You also were great." " The three of us were." "I think, we should have discussed more." "Maybe you should have screwed more?" "!" "It was a wonderful time, though." " Not everything was bad." " No!" " Certain things fit perfectly." " I agree!" " Everyday's life..." " ...together." "The small little things..... ...as for instance..." "How about the drink?" " Sure, how about next week?" " How about right now?" " So... see you soon!" " See you soon!" "Better forget Kelly!" "Better that way!" "Who wants all his fantasies come true?" "Me!" " And now?" " Now I'll turn gay!" " What?" " Joking!" "Pity!" "Pity for you... with that thing in your pants  you'd be immediately the King." "You see where heterosexuality leads to ... to chaos." "Forget it!" "Seriously." "What's that between man and women?" "What women want, men don't like and of what men want, women have no clue!" "Neither being gay leads to blissfulness." "Okay." "You and me won't match." "But maybe that's the reason why the world spins around?" "!" "Okay, but it's spring." "Something has to happen!" "Balls are thick every day!" "That's no reason to behave like rabbits." " Talking seriously?" " No." "I don't mind being a rabbit now and then." "Me, too...!" "What is that?" "What does it seem to you?" "Toilet paper!" "Super-soft ultra cosy, 8x with Vitamine A" "Normal recycling paper wouldn't do?" "Why not use sand paper from the DIY superstore?" " Did you see that?" " What?" " "It" buys sausages!" " Ah, sure." "Be back soon." "I need a hard, thick, long Salami." "200g Emmenthal cheese, please." " Hi!" " Hi!" "I saw you in television!" "Really?" "Yes, you've been great!" "Thank you." "What a coincidence!" "I was thinking: with him, I'd love to talk!" "Go on!" "Yah, but not at the cheese counter!" " How about this evening?" " How about   right now?"