"Choro Meneses." "Price head: $3.500.000 Crazy Gun Loyola." "Price head: $9.000.000" "Machine gun women." "Price head: $150.000.000" "The chinchinero. $80.000.000" "I walked through the back door of the house, I looked out the kitchen window and there they were." "12 fuckers waiting for me. 12." "all pointing to the door, armed to the teeth." "i was like clint eastwood." "with only 8 bullets." "didnt knew that when i went shooting as sicko. bang bang bang." "i kill 'em all. -with 8 bullets?" " with 8 bullets. dunno what happened." "maybe they shoot each other. dunno." "i won 3 little stars.." " i knew you would like it. hey this western game its like GTA?" " its really good. here's the game, thanks i just copied." "Santiago Fernandez $0 Israelito $500 thats what i wanna do. to make a videogame. one where i could chose over 40.000 songs while i play it.." "c'mon stop playing videogames all day." "sitting there all day killing people." "why dont you drive on real streets?" "its sunny out there please mom i wanna be the best player in the world. people make real money with this what you need is to stop playin fucking games all day and study." "and you need a job. a decent one. not the one you have with that disgusting mafia argentine.." "bye men, ill go play somewhere else. this party is way too long." "see you men" "Piton can i talk to Don Che?" "he's dancing." "but he told me to go talk to him.." "HE'S DANCING." "yeah i know but he told me.." "PITON $7.000.000 ok, ill wait for him.." "Piton, stay on the door no one comes in." "fucking bitch she's making a fool of me." "i supposed that we were going to hire professionals only." "i sent The Chinchinero.." "what?" "she killed The Chinchinero?" "mercilessly." "bring me the head of the machine gun woman." "let everyone know." "$300.000.000 reward." "i want her picture on every street like in the old west." "wanted death or alive.." "..preferably dead." "no problem." "whats that smell?" "fucking smell.." "Brancoli $39.000.000." "Flavio $23.000.000." "Che Longana $200.000.000." "he's the dj." "what?" "the dj." "what are you doing here?" "i just wanted to talk to Che Longana.. (fart)" "who?" "you or your ass?" "whatever on your mind before you need to speak to me." "that's what i was going to do.." "looks like the kid is nervous ... why don't you take him home?" ".." "so he can rest.. rest in peace.." "you take him with piton good." "Wipe your ass we're going." "wait wait.." "I can bring her." "what?" "you?" "dj?" "who?" "the machine gun woman." "and who's her?" "she's don che's ex girlfriend.." "i met her, she used to come to this place.." "wait. i dont get it.." "you say, you, dj, fucking asshole, you can bring me the machine gun woman?" "when you, Broncoli, my right hand, the one i trust, hired the best professionals, shed a lot of blood," "..to bring the woman who wants to kill me .." "..and you couldn't.." "and this asshole says she can bring her?" "the bloodthirsty woman in the continent?" "fucking mate, you must suck hard.." "i dont like sucking.." "i give you 24 hours." "Siberiano $990.000." "how was your job?" "hi mom.." "Bosao $88.000.000." "c'mon give your mother a kiss -i'm going.." "hello raulito?" "what was the name of the blond with a wig?" "friend of che longana's ex girlfriend?" "no.. another one.." "shadeline!" "Shadeline Soto. yes. how can i locate her?" "Mission 01:" ""Get clew with Sadeline Soto"" "hello. two kisses." "how are you?" "what do you want?" "Expresso." "what's your name?" "Margarita, and you?" "Juan." "Juan solo." "Cousin of Shadeline." "Really?" "Shadeline your cousin!" "Hi cousin.." "to tell you the truth, I'm not your cousin.." "i need to contact the machine gun woman." "you?" "yes me -for what?" "to do what she is good at -and what is she good at?" "i cant tell you here.." "are you a cop?" "do i look like a cop?" "you must give me a good tip.." "credit card?" "cash only. lots of cash. then we speak." "what you wanna do?" "i dont have cash, though i do have this.." "i've already got one of those -not like these one here's 30.000 songs, i'm a dj this are years of hard work downloading songs i've got everything. do you like regeaton?" "nope" "and what do you like?" "Laura Pausini -she's here." "rafaela carrá?" "yep she's in." "la nueva ola?" "yes." "lady gaga?" "all her records." "are you sure you wanna meet her?" "someone like you.." "can loose his balls.." "are you.." "sure?" "yes." "goto 78 Lovaneche street. its a car workshop." "just go there and say this:" ""I want you to measure my oil.. deeply .." ".. very deeply.."" "you're joking me right?" "that's what you think?" "really?" "don't mess with me. really." "i'm not messing with you, darling." "the owner made up that phrase as a filter." "whats that phrase again?" "mission acomplished!" "mission 02:" ""Oil measure"" "hi -what do you want?" ""I want you to measure my oil.. deeply .." ".. very deeply.."" "ok bring the car" "you have to change the air filter too." "let me see if we got some of them inside just leave the oil running you idiot" "stop messing around you jerk!" "i cant sleep!" "i dont want an oil change." ""I want you to measure my oil.. deeply .." ".. very deeply.."" "he'll never understand he's an asshole" "Mekano hitman manager" "come this way" "cmon in.." "..this way.." "so, you wanted really deep?" "yes." "then drop your pants.." "you coward..!" "got me. -what do you need?" "i need to hire the machine gun woman." "machine gun, why her?" "because she's the best." "and the most expensive." "we can reach an agreement are you joking me?" "do you think is a fair?" "Here the rates are the fees and respected." "oh do you know our website?" "the machine gun.. nice.." "the indio tronador.. mexican.." "the chinchero, this one died..sucker the mandril.. also expensive manquinao, has no brain at all" "you need to kill someone right?" "yes, but it has to be her why?" " chancho whats up?" "chancho!" "fuck men!" "what are you doing here?" "you went crazy?" "dont be stupid, you know why I'm here." "you have no codes men -tell me where is she!" "El Tronador $140.000.000." "tell me where is she mother fucker, where?" "go to hell motherfucker." "now speak asshole.." "im not saying a word fucker.." "so youll not speak uh?" "how did you come with such a stupid code?" "where is she!" "?" "no!" ".. no!" ".." "want me to measure your oil really deep?" talk!" "tell me where is she!" "ok you win, send a message from my cellphone.. to the address.." "thank you pretty one, was about time.." "eh who's there?" "!" "who?" "you want some too fucker?" "Sebastian Fernandez $0.. $1.. $1.000.000" "mission acomplished!" "can i have a gun?" "if you want the machine gun woman you gotta help me do we look like an gunroom?" "why do you ask me for a gun?" "on the corner, go ask there, they sell everything." "do you know what machine gun woman did to uasa ramon?" "isnt he dead?" "no. she kill him. he was killed. this chick is amazing." "it just gets into your brain.." "and it was brains everywhere!" "uasito ramon you are with god now." "keep walking you idiot.." "Mission 03:" ""get a gun"" "gunroom what do you need?" "a gun model?" "the easiest one caliber?" "dunno the easy one why do you need a gun?" "i must know so i cant help you choose one" ".. we have a horse who is sick .." ".. and we dont want him to suffer anymore .." "do you have permission to bear arms?" "no.." "and you want me to give you a gun?" "i cant do that." "i cant sell you a gun." "cant you sell me something without license?" "water gun, pellet gun, air gun who does more damage?" "pellet gun" ".. better have a veterinarian .." "with that the horse will suffer but you're not going to kill him." "and what happens if I shoot a human with this?" "what thing made the horse so that you are so angry?" "mission acomplished!" "mission 04:" ""get the machine gun woman"" "i need a job done i want you to kill che longana" "freeze!" "no--stop-- i will shoot.." "no no please" "whats this?" "a toy gun?" "a pellet gun" "here." "how much are going to pay you for killing me?" "why are you with longana's men?" "they're following me.." "why?" "dunno.." "they were going to kill me. so i made up that i could find you." "you did. -yes and im sorry please forgive me" "please please im sorry , im just the dj from the tangueria -coward." "whos this one?" "the dj from the tangueria.." "is it true that he was forced to search for me?" ".." "yes.." "you have a message for you. tell don che: "nice try" now leave." "give me a reason not to kill you.." "you have 2 options:" "you can tell me something so powerful, so soulful that i get emotional or i pity you or you can say something so clever, that make me like you, and i let you go." "I swear I have nothing to do with this .." "i didnt know .. i didnt.." "Im just a dj .." "I live with my mom .." "oh ill cry.. -no no no .. option two?" ""I can measure your oil.. very deeply.."" "last chance." "I want you to hear a song. thats it." "if you like it you let me go.." "im waiting... tic tac.." "turn off the music." "i want you to leave." "they'll kill you." "you and all your family." "gimme that tape." "yes yes" "here." "goddamm" "mission failure mission 05:" ""leave town!" ". now!" "."" "hi mom its me, we re leaving town right now, mom dont ask, just do your bags we're leaving right now a trip outside chile i dont know, ill explain it better now, yes i'm right there, just do your bags ok bye" "this key doesnt work -it works it works easy men easy -whats wrong?" "easy santiago they were some ugly friend of yours here, mafia guys." "my mother is in his apartment?" "I dont see her down here. whats not down is up." "you let thos mafia guys inside?" "how can you say something like that?" "whats my job here?" "you have keys, you can go inside." "they dont have keys they dont go inside. no." "they dont live here, they cant come in." "although the gave me some money, they wanted to know where you've been." "and you took the money?" "of course 20 grands hey i didnt tell them the truth, mafia guys can go to hell -open the door -easy men -open the fucking door!" "hurry!" "mom?" "mother?" "im over here." "and your bag?" "you didnt made the bags!" "?" "why would i make the bags?" "just because you said so over the phone?" "mom this is fucking serious, we need to leave now." "make a bag, and we're off." "if you dont explain whats happening to me im not doing anything -i'll explain it in the car cmon mom this is serious!" "explain this to me NOW MAKE THE FUCKING BAG AND THE ILL TELL YOU!" "im sitting here. till you tell me whats going on." "just a fucking bag whats the matter with you!" "no!" "im not doing anything!" "." "we are just leaving town for a while." "this has something to do with the argentinian mafia?" "yes you were right che longana its a mafia fucking boss but you have nothing to do there." "i fucked up, bad place bad time, they're searching me." "lets call the cops -no mom, no cops, this guys kill people." "whos at the door?" "!" "they're here." "dont call the cops, let me take care of this." "just hide in the kitchen and close the door" "ok im going im going hey whats upp--hey wait a minut wait a minute" "say hello to the chief -hi hi hi whats up dj?" "werent you supposed to be looking for my bitch?" "im working on that -making bags?" "leaving town?" "its just a backpack -i know that, im not an idiot." "they told you were with her." "where is she?" "its not here, she's gone." "lets make a game. i make the questions, you answer them ok?" "just stay fuckin still goddam!" "where is the machin gun woman?" "i dontknow, i was with here but she left she discovered you were following me, she killed two guys she knew that we know each other so she left so, she was extremly nice to you.." "no bullets.. no axes.." "is that it?" "maybe the kid is right bos.." "..maybe the machine gun woman just fell in love with him, she find him cute and forgave him i woman who is merciless.." "love at first sight, right boss?" "do you believe this shit?" "stop lying tell me te truth." "tell me the truth or i fucking fill your face with bullets -please boss i swear!" "no mom dont !" "shit!" "great another bitch now you are two bitches.." "shut the fuck up bitch!" "please dont hurt my mom!" "shut up kid!" "wer're not going to kill her if you want you mother alive, you must bring me the other bitch. understood?" "3 hours. you got 3 hours." "if you fail i'll be havin fun with this bitch." "please dont do anything to her.." "anything?" "3 hours.." "mission failed." "my cousin?" "!" "aw chill out men.." "WHERE is she!" "?" "in the back talking some guy" "no!" ".. no!" ".." "where?" "!" "where..?" "!" "panguinao $250.000.000." "where!" "?" "shadeline!" "shadeline!" ".. where is she?" "they'll kill her.." "where is she!" "?" "shadeline!" "mission 06:" ""get the machine gun woman" second try" "what?" ".." "what you see.." "mission acomplished!" "help me kill don che.." "ill do whatever you want me to do.." "if you dont get the bullet outside my body ill die.." "thats perfect for you isnt it?" "its easy for you to deliver me dead i would do that in your position." "but you are not like me.." "you value that i let you alive am i right?" "did you ever took out a bullet?" "behind you theres a first aid kit" "alcohol, pincers" "wanna measure my oil?" ".." "i cant untie you.." "you dont have to.." "I was the one who put your song On the tangueria .." "my .. song .." "shooting stars .." "no time for love .." "i put it one time .." "and I saw that you liked .." "and then i play it everyday just to see you dance .." "lets get'em." "we can simulate a delivery, so i hide my guns and we caught them like rats in the tangueria." "you still think you can be safe if you deliver me?" "anyone who has information that is not part of his inner circle .." "gets killed." "and you know it." "you're dead man, even if you deliver me." "I will unleash when we're in tangueria, so you'll be forced to kill them .." "fair deal to me.." "mission 07:" ""kill che longana"" "I cannt believe my eyes dj dont tell me you finaly brought the bitch.." "ey ey ey watchout with my gun!" "put the gun down, tell here to put down the gun, now." "tell her to put down the gun!" "now!" "you didnt told me they got your mother.." "what are you waiting for?" "which part did you not understand?" "tell her to put down the gun, or you want to blow the brains out of your old lady put down the gun i said!" "put it down." "please put it down!" "i have no choice!" "kill her fucking asshole kill her now!" "let her go!" "nice nice.." "give me back my mom my mom, now whats he saying?" "ha ha your mom likes chilongana know?" "there .. go over there.." "cmon cmon cmon lets go" "mission failed ill leave you here for some days, ok?" "hurry before they get back!" "final mission:" ""kill che longana+ rescue machine gun woman"" "whats up baby?" "dont tell me you came to rescue her?" "do not tell me this bitch shake his sweet ass and you fell in love .." "let her go mother fucker!" "let her go damn!" "uuuh you're scaring the shit out of me.." "there is a difference between being me and be the biggest asshole that entered this tangueria." "this is suicide, you know that, right?" "you know it?" "if i dont kill you she will i prefer she kills me" "I will not give you that pleasure" "let me go" "wait wait, stop, stop let the police take him he'll dry in jail for what?" ".." "you are not like this.." "I know you're not so .." "I'm watching you right now.." "lets go together.." "you could go with you and your mommy." "but both of you would have to accept my habits." "and get used to my character." "mission acomplished!" "game over."