"GOING DUTCH" "Yes!" "Henegouwen De Boer speaking." "What?" "Haven't you left yet?" "Yes, Mr De Groot." "I mean no, Mr De Groot." "You were supposed to dress a window today." "I know and I'm coming over today." "I wanted it to be ready for today, so it should have been finished yesterday!" "Yes, Mr De Groot." "No, Mr De Groot." "Yes, Mr De Groot?" "Absolutely, Mr De Groot." "Bye, Mr De Groot." "I'll be right back, doll." "Here we are again." "Unbelievable!" "And spare me your excuses!" "Drop dead with your shifty travel agency!" "Out!" "Out!" "Bon Voyage travel agency, good morning." "Yes?" "What's that ape doing here?" "I'm dressing the window for the Costa Del Sol." "I mean this ape and those bananas, sir." "Since when are there apes and bananas in Spain, sir?" "You're right, Mr De Groot, but it seemed so attractive." "Mr De Groot, they're still waiting." "Who?" "Group 13." "Why don't you send the guide there then?" "Because you just fired the guide." "Send a replacement." "We haven't got anyone." "Send someone else!" "Someone's coming right away." "We can't find anyone mid-season." "Mr De Groot?" "Yes." "Can I do it?" "You?" "If you want to tell people there are apes and bananas in Spain..." "I wonder what you'll tell them about Volendam and Marken." "But I know all about Volendam and Marken." "Salt water became fresh, herrings disappeared, but they serve great eel." "They still have their traditional costumes." "Very funny." "Houses built on stilts, mills, tulips, the whole Holland spiel." "There must be another solution." "All the guides are busy." "Go on the street." "And find someone!" "In the street?" "Mr De Groot, I've been working here for 2 months..." "I do a bit of administration and I create artistic shop windows." "I dust everything after closing time." "Do something, woman!" "I know all the prospectuses by heart." "Please, give me a chance." "I've always wanted to be a guide." "Isn't that true, Miss Jans?" "Yes, that's true." "And he's very friendly." "I can tell you all kinds of things about the Franeker planetarium." "Franeker?" "We never go to Franeker." "Mr De Groot, they're still waiting." "Listen... what's his name?" "Robert Van Henegouwen De Boer." "Call me Robbie." "Right!" "Listen..." "Robbie." "I'll give you a chance." "But I'm warning you." "One mistake, one thing that I don't like... one complaint... and you're fired." "Understood?" "Yes, Mr De Groot." "Right." "Our badge." "The whistle." "One thing, Van Henegouwen." "Robbie." "Right." "One thing, Robbie." "Make sure you don't cost me any money." "Understood?" "You've made an excellent choice, Mr De Groot." "Apes and bananas..." "Right." "Do you understand..." "Robert Van Henegouwen De Boer." "Call me Robbie." "It's an interesting tour, isn't it?" "We'll see a lot." "You'll find out, Rob." "What do you mean?" "It's the same everywhere." "Whether you have one group or another, they're all cattle." "Cattle?" "Should you be doing that?" "You still have to drive all day." "I'm always driving." "When can I drink then?" "You have a point." "I still think it's interesting, all those people." "Interesting?" "Yes, all those nationalities." "Different kinds of people..." "must be very interesting." "You can have them." "Do you know the only thing that matters?" "Well?" "You leave with 20 and you have to come home with 20." "That's what it's all about." "There they are." "I'm Bruno Schiller." "And this is my wife Erna." "Apologies for being late." "Please don't apologise." "We've spent our time well." "We've been looking forward to the many things this little country has to show." "Right." "Don't you think so too, Erna?" "Your luggage." "Put it in there yourself, madam." "De Jongh." "Mr and Mrs De Jongh." "Ah, fellow countrymen." "Yes, but we're starving!" "Don't start the holiday on a negative note." "I'm not saying it's that man's fault." "I just wanted to mention that we haven't had breakfast yet." "We'll be at the hotel in 5 minutes, madam." "There are 3 of you?" "Yes, De Koekelare." "De Koekelare, right." "We have a serious complaint about how you've kept us waiting." "How do you mean, madam?" "My husband just had a big operation." "They had to remove metres of bowel." "And because of that, my husband should have taken his pills." "But there's no water here." "There's water in the hotel." "We'll be there in 5 minutes." "Marie-Louise!" "Marie-Louise, come!" "Peter De Jongh, that's me." "Go in, please." "Your parents are already on board." "We can go." "No, I've got 19." "I need 20." "Who's missing?" "P." "Molenaar." "Where is he?" "Mr Molenaar." "Mr Molenaar!" "Mr Molenaar!" "Are you Mr Molenaar?" "Are you Mr Molenaar?" "Yes." "Come, we're in a hurry." "We're late already." "An old chair and an old man have one thing in common." "If you're not very careful, they'll break their legs." "You're quite right, but now we have to go to the hotel." "We're in a hurry." "Can I eat something?" "I haven't had anything yet." "That way." "Could we possibly get a quiet room?" "My wife can't be disturbed during her yoga meditation." "I'll ask the manager." "Can I have the key to my room?" "Here you are." "You share room 21 with the driver." "Could you give Marie-Louise another room?" "Why?" "We prefer to have her next to us." "We've heard terrible things can happen to young girls in Amsterdam." "We're leaving in 10 minutes, madam." "Nothing will happen in 10 minutes." "But we'll be here tonight and 3 more nights." "I think something terrible can happen in 4 nights." "Could you give this young lady another room, next to her parents?" "Room 25, that's right next to you." "Thank you." "Marie-Louise!" "Does she know which number you have?" "That's your bed and this is your coat hanger." "Strange to stay in a hotel in Amsterdam." "I live really close." "Where do you live, Jan?" "Nowhere." "Wherever my work is." "I'm always in the same hotel as the group." "You should do that too." "Saves you a lot of money." "I couldn't do that." "I always need my own room." "Don't you?" "My house is where my bed is." "It's always the same with those women." "Whether you have one group or another." "You start to feel like you're always travelling with the same group." "We have to go." "It's time." "Don't answer that." "It's just another complaint." "Room 21 Robbie Van Henegouwen De Boer." "Is the window stuck or isn't the shower working?" "I don't know, why?" "You'll find out." "Get on board, please." "Don't sit behind my back." "Sit there, where I can see you." "Bloody hell!" "No touchy-feely between you two." "But I didn't do anything." "What's going on?" "He didn't even touch me with his pinkie." "That would happen soon enough if your mother wasn't keeping an eye out." "Madam, our son finished a course of commercial correspondence... plus a TV academy course of etiquette." "Under the belly-button and under 35 you can't trust any of them." "And don't say it's not true." "You can get Belgians from the Netherlands." "It's all sex and drugs." "Children using marihuana." "Go sit there!" "And this seat's taken." "In the name of decency." "Ok, there we go!" "With the European Union!" "Please wait at the top of the stairs." "Wait at the top of the stairs, please." "Mr Molenaar, we're going upstairs." "You can take pictures later." "We're going upstairs." "Could you wait at the top of the stairs?" "I'll be right there." "What can they see here?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "Very funny." "There's a whole castle there." "I really couldn't tell you." "I never go inside with them." "But what can I tell them?" "Make something up." "Talk about Rembrandt, Van Gogh or those other chaps." "That makes them very happy." "Just tell them anything." "Some help you are." "Go up the stairs, please." "On my right side, you can see a beautiful statue." "A 15th century marble, Gothic statue." "It depicts Mary, with her mother, Holy Anna." "And this is a beautiful altar piece, ladies and gentlemen." "...probably by..." "Probably what?" "Probably old, very old." "But who made it?" "That's a good question." "It's clear to me that it's Dutch." "Dutch?" "Get real Then my mother's Dutch too." "That's Flemish for sure." "Ladies and gentlemen, there's a clear parallel with..." "Excellent." "Very interesting." "But let's start at the beginning." "But whose altar is it?" "Well, it's Flemish." "That's easy to see." "Can't you feel that through your Dutch clogs?" "But you can already see, in these powerful altar figures, an evolution... that leads to a development with us in Nieder-Twizen." "I'll get back to that, but let's first follow the historical development." "To do that, I have to make a little side step." "Follow me." "These vases became the property of the family because the old lady..." "There should also be a young man, but I don't see him right now..." "The old lady loved Chinese tea." "And since the Chinese used to give away a vase with each 50 kilos... the family collected quite a lot of them." "One day, the old lady said to the old gentleman..." ""Let's invite the Chinese to a hotch-potch dinner."" "But before I continue, I have to change the topic for a moment." "Do you see this wine glass?" "These wine glasses once belonged to Rembrandt's father, Harmen van Rijn." "You all know that Rembrandt's father was a miller in Leiden." "We have a relative of Rembrandt in our midst." "The lady's also a painter." "So they lived at the mill in Leiden." "And Rubens often visited from Antwerp..." "Rubens visited from Antwerp?" "to get a bag of flour from old Harmen." "Spinning wheel, whirr, whirr, whirr..." "Spinning wheel, whirr, whirr, whirr..." "Spinning wheel, whirr, whirr, whirr..." "Spinning wheel, whirr, whirr, whirr..." "But to get back to the historical evening with the Chinese..." "The old lady stood next to the gong and said "Hotch-potch, hotch-potch!"" "Follow me." "And Rubens looked at Rembrandt and Rembrandt looked at Rubens... and Rubens said "Well..." and Rembrandt said "Well..."." "Because they both didn't know." "If Rubens didn't know and Rembrandt didn't know... how am I supposed to know." "Which is why we go outside." "Keep eating." "Robbie, I need you for a moment." "I don't get a chance to talk to Marie-Louise." "Right, right." "I'll fix it." "Come with me." "Bonjour." "Our tour guide's a friendly guy." "Everything alright?" "Do you call those fries, Mrs De Koekelaere?" "Those aren't fries, are they?" "Now that you mention it." "I didn't want to criticise the Dutch, but I make them better at home." "Let's go to the kitchen and tell them they can't do this to Belgians." "We'll do something about it." "We'll do something right away." "Look, do your thing." "Here are the potatoes." "Those aren't potatoes." "These are potatoes!" "They are?" "You stay here." "I'll be back soon." "Fries!" "These are addresses where guides get a percentage, understand?" "Why?" "Because you send them there, of course." "Always send them to an address that you make money from." "For instance, if people want to buy a souvenir... you look in your little book under gold or leather or whatever." "And then you go there with them." "When they buy something, you get your 10%." "And you share that with your driver." "What?" "It's a habit." "They ask me too sometimes and then you get half." "I don't agree." "I think it's very dishonest." "I really don't feel like doing that, Jan." "What's dishonest about it?" "Better you get the 10% than someone else." "Business is business." "What have I got here?" "Oh yes, the jokes." "For when the weather's bad or people are bored." "Do I have to tell jokes?" "Yes, you tell jokes." "I've got them here, in 4 languages." "French, German, English, Dutch." "Wait a moment." "Here." "This one's good." "A Jewish boy asks his grandfather "Grandfather, what's 2 plus 2?"" "Says the grandfather "Is it for buying or selling?"" "Do you think that's funny, Jan?" "Yes!" "Are you still laughing about it?" "Yes, it cracks me up." "Here's another one." "Here, in English it's even better." "The same one?" "You find that funny." "Here, another one." "They like this one in all languages." "In Dutch?" "A child asks "Mother, was father very shy when you met?"" "Says the mother "Yes, child, otherwise you'd have been three years older."" "For easy entertainment and easy women one needs to open one's purse." "Dear audience, oh dear audience" "How terrible would it be" "If you had no transistor radio" "And therefore would have to read a book" "That would easily cost 20 bucks" "Dear audience, oh dear audience" "Audio equipment can bring such joy" "Imagine if there would be silence" "When there's silence, you start to think" "And thinking makes one ill" "Dear audience, oh dear audience" "Let us hear all the transistor radios" "In our beloved fatherland" "All those expensive audio devices" "Let us hear them in forests and on beaches" "Let them play an ode together" "More and more decibels" "You may find it strange, but this is for ladies out on their own." "Sorry, I can't hear you." "Do we have to listen to this awful singing?" "I like it." "He sings very well." "Dumping coal in the basement" "To the song of the Volga Boatmen" "Mother vacuums better than ever" "To a little night music" "Dear audience, oh dear audience" "Bach during domestic quarrels" "Throw cups and saucers to Ravel" "Drill holes to Franz Liszt" "And then die to a tango" "No less than magnificent" "Dear audience, oh dear audience" "Let us hear all the transistor radios" "In our beloved fatherland" "All those expensive audio devices" "Let us hear them in forests and on beaches" "Let them play an ode together" "More and more decibels" "And with a bit of serious effort" "It will never be silent again!" "One more beer to break the habit." "Another beer, please." "What I wanted to ask..." "Does Brussels also have a little peeing woman?" "I don't know." "I'd have someone for them." "Please continue." "You were talking about Ajax." "Oh yes, I almost forgot." "Thanks." "Well, Cruijff went to Barcelona." "He was replaced... by Rep." "Let me think." "Every Belgian should have a Dutchman to help them think." "Please continue." "In Flanders, we also have a sort of Ajax." "Amateurs, of course." "Non-profit." "I don't miss a match." "I'm a fan." "I sit there yelling through a big foghorn." "I'm the mascot." "And I collect items of famous sports people." "Well, I'll be!" "I'm a collector too." "I know Dutch people who've been collecting all their lives... and they're still a few brain cells short." "I have a saddle of Eddy Merkcx." "I kiss it every day." "I have a left hand glove of Cassius Clay." "Every morning, I wake up my husband with it." "Excuse me." "And I have a zipper of Mark Spitz." "I don't have anything of Ajax." "I can't get through to them." "Not with 100,000 fans surrounding them." "So you don't have any authentic Ajax souvenirs?" "It doesn't have to be authentic." "As long as it's real." "Robbie, telephone." "Yes." "Jan, have you gone crazy?" "The ladies enjoyed it very much." "I have to go to room 29." "She can't close the window." "Give her my regards." "I have no choice." "I have to go to room 29." "Call me in 15 minutes." "Well, well." "I'll explain later." "Call room 29 in 15 minutes." "Tell me to come downstairs because something terrible happened." "Where, where?" "Listen, boozer." "In 29 minutes, call room..." "I mean, in 15 minutes, call room 29 and say something terrible happened." "Maybe something terrible will happen in room 29." "Here, 29." "In 15 minutes." "Listen, I may have had a few drinks, but my brain's still functioning well." "15 minutes?" "That doesn't give you much time." "Happy playtime." "Good evening." "Can I offer you a drink?" "Can I offer you something to drink?" "What a party." "I can't even offer someone a drink on my birthday." "Ok, then." "Go away woman." "Get lost." "My key." "Jan?" "Jan, open up!" "Are you going out?" "Yes." "Can I come?" "I need to cheer up." "Yes." "This makes a man feel better." "Another one, please." "Me, join in?" "No!" "26." "Something terrible happened." "Is that you, Rob?" "29!" "Something terrible happened." "41." "They've disappeared All the girls in miniskirts are gone" "There isn't one left No legs to be seen" "All the women are wearing pants these days" "Where are the legs?" "They have all gone" "All the girls in miniskirts are gone" "There isn't one left No legs to be seen" "All the women are wearing pants these days" "Where are the legs?" "They have all gone" "All the girls in miniskirts are gone" "There isn't one left No legs to be seen" "All the women are wearing pants these days" "The oldest traditions are being forgotten." "Away with them!" "But one tradition remained for every man to enjoy" "When two legs would appear in a miniskirt" "You would think, in spite of all disasters" "Praise the Lord for such beauty" "That makes my day" "Now those two pillars are also disappearing" "Where have the legs gone, I don't see any" "Where are the legs?" "They have all gone" "All the girls in miniskirts are gone" "There isn't one left No legs to be seen" "All the women are wearing pants these days" "Friends, let us find a sculptor" "Of unequalled talent" "He'll put his heart and his soul" "In a monumental monument" "They will be two gigantic legs of stone" "More impressive than I can say" "Then we'll declare one day a year Leg Day" "And on that day we'll lay a wreath" "After one minute of silence the national anthem" "And then we'll sing as loud as we can" "All together!" "Where have the legs gone, I don't see any" "All the girls in miniskirts are gone" "There isn't one left No legs to be seen" "All the women are wearing pants these days" "Something terrible happened." "150." "Marie-Louise!" "Marie-Louise!" "Open the door!" "Come on!" "Something terrible happened." "Marie-Louise!" "Marie-Louise!" "Something terrible happened!" "That terrible Dutch boy is to blame!" "If your son took my girl to one of those opium dens..." "I'll do something terrible." "I have an idea." "You wait here." "And you come in like this." "Eyes closed, don't do anything." "Marie-Louise!" "She's sleepwalking." "Sleepwalking?" "It's very dangerous to wake her up." "You can't wake her up." "Take her upstairs." "It's very dangerous to wake her up." "Open the door for her." "Life is a dream." "We're all sleepwalkers." "To bed!" "What we see here speaks for itself." "And that's why I'd like to say, with our English friends..." "I won't give you half an hour..." "and I won't give you an hour... but I'll give you two hours to soak up all this beauty." "We don't understand English that well." "Can you explain the following to us." "Mr and Mrs Wagoner have asked us something... that has to do with Mrs Wagoner and a certain Saskia." "That's very easy." "Mrs Wagoner's related to Rembrandt... and that's why she's asking everybody to call her Saskia." "Related to Rembrandt?" "Problems, Peter?" "Well, problems..." "Yes, there is a problem." "I can feel it." "Problems with Marie-Louise?" "Belgian parents are different from Dutch parents." "They're very strict." "How can I make them like me?" "Maybe I can help you." "Isn't Marie-Louise's mother a big Ajax supporter?" "Yes." "Well, I have an idea." "A signature of one of the players." "Everybody already has that." "What if we got a shirt of a player?" "A shirt, that's a great idea!" "But from which player?" "Who's your favourite?" "Hulshoff." "Barry Hulshoff?" "Isn't that number 13?" "Yes." "Didn't you see the sign?" ""No admittance."" "You're right." "You're absolutely right." "It would become a huge mess if everybody could just walk in here." "Yes, so go." "But that's in normal circumstances." "This is an emergency." "What emergency?" "A matter of life and death." "More death than life, actually." "This young man..." "I mean, this young man... has an uncle." "And he's dying." "He's a missionary in Equatorial Africa... and the missionary has an old acolyte and he's dying." "A tragic case, an old man." "Anyway, the missionary said to the old acolyte: "Listen, old acolyte"... what's your last wish?" "And the old acolyte said..." "I'd like to see Ajax." "And now you're asking if Ajax can come to Africa." "No... come with me." "We all understand that." "You can't send Ajax to Equatorial Africa." "The missionary said to the old acolyte:" ""Listen, old acolyte"..." "That's not possible." "But I have a suggestion." "I have a cousin in Holland." "This young man." "Right, Peter?" "We'll send him to Ajax to ask if any of the players... are prepared to give a shirt to an old acolyte in Equatorial Africa." "The old acolyte thought that was a fantastic idea." "That way he could take the shirt with him into his grave." "And that's why we'd like you to ask Ajax if they are prepared... to give a shirt to an old acolyte in Equatorial Africa." "Listen, sir." "Know what you should do?" "Buy a shirt, paint a number on it and you're done." "And we don't have time for you, so get out." "You're quite mistaken." "I have to conclude you have no knowledge of primitive people." "And how could you know about them?" "In Western Europe we've gotten so far away from nature... that we don't even know if a strawberry ice cream tastes of strawberries." "Does a tomato still taste like a tomato?" "We don't know." "It's easy for you to say "buy a shirt and paint a number on it"." "But that doesn't fool an old acolyte in Equatorial Africa." "He can smell if the shirt's real." "There's the gate." "Now get out!" "So you don't think that..." "No!" "As long as you know that Africa will never forgive you." "You'll be in trouble with Black Power!" "Oh, mother!" "We'll never get that shirt." "No, we need a miracle." "Peter, look, the miracle." "Are you a very sweet dog?" "Oh, what a darling." "Come here." "One moment, sir." "I'll put him inside." "Good day." "Hello, looking for someone?" "We wanted..." "I'm a journalist and this is my photographer." "We're working on an article about Ajax and since you're... an important man in football, we'd like to know what you do with those shirts." "What do you mean?" "Do you wash them?" "Is there a washing machine?" "Our readers want to know all kinds of things." "That's not a secret, sir." "My wife washes them and hangs them out to dry, as you can see." "But how do they get to the players?" "I do that." "This gentleman does that." "That's interesting." "Before the match I take them to the dressing room... and after the match I return them." "That's very interesting for our readers." "Would you like to take a picture?" "Could you pose for a picture?" "No, no." "We can pay for it." "The paper can pay 2.50 or 2.75." "That's not the point." "I don't know if the board will like it." "The board, that's a problem." "Then we won't take a picture." "We won't take a picture if you don't want it." "Goodbye, sir." "Bye." "This morning, Jansen took a plane" "And Pieterse drives past on the highway" "But we're watching the rustling trees" "In my room where no one can come" "No one but us" "Cocktail parties and TV commercials" "Slogans of left and right wing parties" "They leave me cold" "For you and me together" "Words are not necessary" "Just this one room" "No one but us" "No sound but a whistling bird" "The distant calling of a child" "Until everything goes silent" "When dusk falls" "You can hear the curtains move to the wind" "Ministers, artists and religions disappear" "And life slowly passes" "While it lasts, put your hand in mine" "The trees and the slowly moving curtains" "No one but us" "Ministers, artists and religions disappear" "And life slowly passes" "While it lasts, put your hand in mine" "The trees and the slowly moving curtains" "No one but us" "No one but us" "What are you doing, Jan?" "You're the corpse." "I don't care." "I'm thirsty." "Be serious." "Come on, be serious." "You know what to do." "If the guard comes out while I'm still inside... stop him." "But what should I do?" "I don't care." "Stop him." "Faint, trip him over." "It will only take a few minutes." "I'll be right back." "How do I look?" "Do I look like him?" "Unbelievable, you could be his twin." "Good." "See you soon." "He's coming." "Do something." "I'm scared." "You have to." "Hurry." "I don't know what to do." "I can't think of anything." "Anything." "Help, help!" "What's going on here?" "My sister fainted." "Could you help?" "Can I get your shirt for the laundry, Barry?" "Five minutes, Fred." "I'm almost finished." "A couple of minutes?" "Can I get your shirt for the laundry, Barry?" "I just told you to come back in five minutes." "To me?" "No, to your brother." "Are you in a hurry because your girl's waiting?" "My girl?" "And thank you too!" "Can I get the shirt now, Barry?" "I just gave it to you." "Bye, Fred." "Bye, sir." "Bye, sir." "Bye, Fred." "Sir." "Excuse me, Fred, but there's a crazy man creeping around." "Help me find him." "You that way!" "He can't be gone." "There's no door here." "I'm sure there was someone here." "Someone here?" "You saw him too, didn't you?" "Yes... no... what did he look like?" "Like you, with a cap and a beard." "That was me." "Come on." "Are you feeling alright?" "Why?" "You act so strange." "He must have gone that way." "Come." "You look there, hurry." "I've got you!" "He's behind there." "Tell the police that." "Help!" "Help!" "I won't make it until the evening." "I've disabled him." "He's behind here." "Open up!" "I don't have the key." "The key's on the cupboard." "I'm not going to make it!" "Mother, I'm not going to make it!" "I'm not going to make it!" "I'm not going to make it!" "Get the police!" "Get the police!" "Help!" "Help!" "Where are you?" "You can't do that!" "The police are coming." "Peter!" "See you already had it, Fred." "Yes, bye Barry." "Bye guys." "Bye." "We have to go." "The tourists are waiting." "We're too late already." "Thanks for the drink." "Cheers!" "And may we drink many more of them." "Excuse us for a moment." "Aren't you going a bit too far?" "What?" "Accepting drinks from the guests." "Think of our reputation." "It's my birthday!" "Really?" "Happy birthday then." "It's my birthday on this trip." "It's actually my birthday on every trip." "You should do it too." "Shall I tell them it's your birthday tomorrow?" "Don't you dare." "One moment." "Please." "It says here very clearly that we'll get to see traditional Dutch costumes." "My wife and I haven't yet had the honour to be introduced to them." "That's happening tomorrow." "We'll see typically Dutch costumes." "Really typical?" "Really typical." "And where will this happen?" "In Marken." "In Marken?" "And it's really typical?" "It's the only really typical thing that we have." "Yes." "I've done some thinking." "What about?" "About the free drinks." "You're absolutely right." "Do you know what I'll do from now on?" "I'll pay right away." "Excellent, chap." "But I do need to borrow 25 guilders." "Just don't wake me up when you come in drunk." "I really need to sleep." "Good evening, lady and gentleman." "Can I offer you a drink?" "No, thanks." "Oh come on, it's my birthday." "Then we should offer you a drink." "That's really nice of you." "A big schnapps, please." "I don't understand that at all." "Knitting, I mean." "It's very easy." "It's just knit one, purl one." "Would you like a drink?" "It's my birthday." "In that case, I'll have an advocaat and my husband will have a double whiskey." "I'm driving to Marken over the dike." "I'll take her with me." "By the way, I have to get you back." "I'm absolutely not in the mood for that, Jan." "I'll get you, nincompoop!" "Careful or I'll get you good and proper." "Don't think you're going to get away this easily." "I'll get you!" "I'll be waiting for you in Marken." "Then we'll talk about last night!" "Coward!" "Wait a moment." "Are you still angry?" "It's not my fault." "Telling me I can't drink?" "Hypocrite!" "Who was in my bed, in my room, last night?" "Stop it, man." "It's my room too." "She's crazy." "Help me instead." ""She's crazy." "Help me instead."" "Help you do what?" "Turn my room into a brothel?" "And who's paying for it?" "And who'll clean up the mess?" "You know how much a room means to me." "It means everything to me." "It's easy for you to talk." "You have your own place." "But what about me?" "Help you?" "Sure, I'll help you." "You're going to regret it when I get you." "Running away won't help." "I'll chase you to the moon if I have to." "I'll get you." "Where are you, nincompoop?" "I know you're here somewhere" "I don't care how long I have to wait." "I'll get you." "Coward!" "Have you see a man wearing a beige sweater and a cap?" "No, I haven't." "Who's there?" "Help, I've been locked up!" "If you come as a friend, you're never early, but always too late." "Robbie?" "You!" "Unbelievable!" "Can't I leave you alone for one moment?" "What will they think of us in Marken?" "How generous." "Are you sure you can afford it?" "Here's a tip." "Is it bad, Jan?" "Bad?" "Are you joking?" "I won't be able to get it to work." "But the people will miss their planes." "I can't help it." "I'll go call the office." "Do you think De Groot has other buses?" "Other buses?" "He doesn't even have spare tires." "Our bus broke down." "We have to be at Schiphol in 10 minutes." "Could you take us?" "Yes?"