"I don't care whether you believe it or not but this map will lead you to a hidden treasure in the Pacific Ocean." "[Man] I know, on the island of Bungo Bungo." "On the island of Bungo Bungo." "[Man] It's not even on a map." "Neither was Australia once." "If your boat was read then find it." "[Man] It's ready, all I need is another 2,000 for the last installment." "Yeah, the plain ol' horses." "Me?" "Never." "(laughs) They know you better than I do." "Look kid, I caught six tropical diseases guarding that treasure, I'm telling you it's there." "Here's your 2,000 but I want it." "No sweat, Uncle Brady." "I'll set sail first thing tomorrow morning." "Yeah." "At the crack of dawn." "There's a treasure there kid, like (mumbles)." "It's sitting there, waiting for ya." "Yeah, yeah." "(upbeat tropical music)" "Hello, Alan." "Hi." "You want another drink?" "No thanks, I'm broke." "The wheels of luck aren't getting you, huh?" "I'm afraid so." "I mean, I just dropped 2,000 dollars." "Couldn't care less except that, it wasn't my money." "You interested in a little tip from me?" "A fixed race, get some money and put it all on Big Phil." "Borrow, do anything, if you put all your money on Big Phil, you'll make a fortune." "Big Phil?" "Chocolate's the favorite, he's gonna win." "Alan, they're hoods from Chicago, they don't fool around." "They'll beat up the jockey." "They've got their money on Big Phil." "On Big Phil." "Yeah, thanks Linda." "What for?" "I didn't tell you anything." "That's right." "[Man] Man in Chicago surely thinks Chocolate is gonna break a leg, huh?" "Yeah, they put a whole pile of bread on Big Phil." "Instead we got 30,000 simoleons on Chocolate." "Wait, you know what?" "What?" "Another 15 grand on Chocolate." "But they said he ain't gonna win, Frisk." "I say the winner's Chocolate." "You can take care of Big Phil's jockey." "What do those idiot's know in Chicago?" "I'm with you Frisco." "I don't like taking orders from guys that don't know." "How are the girls gonna get to the jockey?" "Follow them." "Hey, hey." "Hi." "What are you doing here, Grubby?" "Still betting your money on horses that come in last?" "No, I'm with a bookie now, I learned my lesson." "You betting on Chocolate?" "Naturally, he's a sure thing." "15,000 bucks, that makes 30 grand." "So long." "Hold on." "Chocolate's up for the money but I know a guy who's paying double." "So if you place your bet with him, we can split the difference." "You're boss will never know." "Okay, let's go." "Well wait a minute." "I've got to handle this alone." "This bookie wants it on the QT." "You can trust me, right?" "Sure, unless you prefer to die with head bashed in, huh metal head?" "Careful." "Deliver the money to the table." "[Horse Race Announcer] Nice breakaway." "El Figor takes the lead followed by Calamity Jane," "Ravatin, Chocolate and Big Phil." "Can you imagine that, giving us double?" "Two to one on Chocolate." "Yeah, okay." "Fantastic." "Okay, here's to our benefactor." "A toast to Chocolate." "[Horse Race Announcer] As they come into the last stretch." "Come on boy." "Where's Big Phil?" "I put a lot of money on him." "Well Big Phil is back there." "He's the last one." "Come on, get with it Chocolate, come on." "Come on!" "[Announcer] Winner, fourth race, Chocolate." "There he is, go get him." "Move it." "(tropical music)" "Uncle Brady, open." "Hey Brady." "Uncle Brady, come here." "Come on, wake up." "Good news." "Oh it's you." "I'm ready to move out but you gotta finance me." "50,000." "And of course, you're mad but I'll pay you back, what's a matter?" "Don't you trust me?" "Trust you?" "[Alan] Exactly." "I don't trust anybody." "Least of all, you." "Don't come back without any money." "Uncle Brady, wake up." "Everything's set, you can't pull out now, right?" "Yeah." "Hi." "What did you do with the 15,000 dollars?" "The what?" "What are you deaf or something?" "The 15,000 dollars." "15,000." "What do you want?" "Who are you?" "Don't play games with us, buddy." "Now I get it, you think I'm Alan." "No, I'm Johnny, his twin brother." "Oh really?" "Really, this happens all the time." "It's a cross I have to bear." "Don't worry, we'll just put your little name on your brother's tomb." "(crashing)" "(groaning)" "No wait a minute, no wait, no wait." "(groaning)" "Listen boy, this don't look too good for you." "Take this here and go." "I already had breakfast." "No, the map's inside." "Take it and get the hell out of here." "Gee, there's a lot of water." "I need a boat." "You need a boat?" "I was only kidding." "I've got a great boat." "Don't lose the map." "Don't worry." "There really is a treasure." "(yelling)" "Come on, keep your eyes on him." "You see him, you see him?" "No." "(horse galloping)" "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor and privilege to present to you, Mr. Charlie O'Brien." "(clapping)" "Get out of the way." "Do you think you can make it around the world?" "Well of course I can, thanks to delicious, homemade marmalade by Puffin Brothers." "Not to mention the 20,000 dollars prize money they'll pay you if you make it." "There's a lot energy and vigor in Puffin marmalade but you mean, they don't pay you?" "Charlie O'Brien, you're something else." "Seriously though, how do you feel about sailing around the earth all by yourself?" "What do you think you'll miss most after days and days out at sea without ever sighting land." "With a bottle Puffys sister, I can circumnavigate the whole wide world." "Well you won't really be sailing all this time alone." "Ladies and gentlemen, a beautiful parrot, Paquito, will be going along too." "Does Paquito enjoy Puffin's Marmalade also?" "Why you asking the little critter?" "Paquito do you also enjoy Puffin's Marmalade?" "Marmalade man, marmalade man." "(laughing)" "(yelling)" "Go Charlie, happy sailing." "(upbeat music)" "(tropical music)" "(parrot cawing)" "Marmalade men, marmalade men." "Jam overboard." "Marmalade overboard." "Puffin overboard." "[Paquito] Marmalade men." "Shut up or I'll jam this marmalade, you know where." "Another two minutes and they're done." "Don't you stretch your neck on my beams, you understand?" "(parrot cawing)" "Huh, they're finished?" "How is it possible?" "You parrot or a winged rhinoceros." "Hey buddy, look me in the eye when I talk to you." "Marmalade mate." "Your going in this frying pan." "I'll pluck every feather in your body." "You'll be a bald parrot." "(snoring)" "Waba, waba." "Waba don't allow no bean stealer." "Paquito's a liar, there isn't a brick for you." "(parrot crying)" "(mumbling)" "[Man In Helicopter] Hey Charlie, Charlie come on out." "(helicopter whirring)" "How you doing, boy?" "How's it going you old buffalo?" "I saw you knock your sponsor overboard, huh?" "Hey Charlie, when you gonna quite saying solitary?" "[Charlie] When I get a bigger boat." "There's never enough room." "[Man In Helicopter] There never will be with you, old boy. (Laughs)" "Need anything, Charlie?" "No just come around and pay me a visit if you can." "[Man In Helicopter] Okay Charlie." "How's your radio?" "Everything's ship shape." "Loud and clear all around." "[Man In Helicopter] Okay, over and out, sea bird." "Roger." "Well then Paquito, the thief ain't you." "There's a, some bean eating thief here." "Alright, where are you?" "Parasitical skunk, I'll make you eat your own liver." "Where the hell are you?" "Come on out, let's go." "Your punishment is gonna be commensurate with the time you keep yourself hidden." "(tropical music)" "Go on, hide you sewer rat." "I'll find you sooner or later." "Yeah, yeah." "Okay, Paquito, this steak's big enough to choke a draft horse." "Looks more like a shank of hippopotamus to me." "Let's slap down over here for a little air." "A perfidious thief might be attracted by a mammoth overgrown beef steak, right?" "[Paquito] Right." "Good bird." "Okay, now I'll fake being distracted and play the radio." "[Paquito] Up yours." "Yeah up yours too." "Here we go." "Hallelujah." "Sailing Puffin to Coast Guard." "Puffin to Coast Guard, over." "[Man On Radio] Coast Guard to Puffin, what's up Charlie, over." "Ain't nothing in particular, just calling to say that I'm hooked and know that is the bait that's found it's mate." "[Man On Radio] We don't dig you Charlie, you say the bait has found it's mate?" "Yeah more or less." "[Man On Radio] We're not authorized to take coded messages from private sailing." "Sorry, you'll have to (mumbles)." "It's already clear to deck and the fish is jumping, roger, over and out." "Okay parasite." "(crashing)" "Yeah, here we go." "Well, a stowaway, huh?" "Hi." "The name's Alan." "No, no, look." "There's a reason for everything." "And I came here to tell you how it happened." "Get down." "I as running away from these hoods, they were out for blood." "So am I." "They thought I was somebody else." "Yeah." "And your boat was my last chance." "The only place to hide." "Miserable." "Wait, I listen, if you like," "I can pay my way." "Pay your way?" "A boot in the pants." "No, can't we talk this over." "(laughs)" "Careful, it's cold." "Hey wait, get me out." "It's criminal, you can't leave me here." "Oh yeah, well I couldn't care less and nobody's gonna bother anyhow." "(laughs)" "Criminal!" "You'll be sorry." "This guy's death is gonna be on your conscience." "Forever." "Oh no." "Hey, company, three o'clock." "Huh?" "[Charlie] That's even more criminal than me." "Holy." "(tropical music)" "You on?" "Yeah." "Almost as big as you are, Captain." "[Man On Radio] You're authorized to drop him off on Rabbit Island, Charlie." "Okay, roger out." "That's it." "I'll put you there with the other rabbit's and fly away." "I hope you know, you're gonna have to give me bread and water supply, for 30 days, that's rough." "You'll have to do without." "Here." "Here." "That's hard." "We're under regulations." "If I wanted to, I could've dumped you overboard like rotten fish." "No look, I feel, I didn't get dumped." "Besides, you saved me." "Which attenuates the blame." "Instead of a stowaway, I'm the one who was shipwrecked." "It's that simple." "Okay, stowaway or shipwrecked makes no difference." "Gotta clean the galley, the decks, the dolehouse, the brass and keep the ship on course and check the sails." "Navigating is not allowed." "I mean, a stowaway can't navigate." "Right, but you're shipwrecked, get your ass over here and start cleaning." "Snap to it, sailor." "The blanket is mine, I'm getting some shut eye." "Aye, aye, sir." "Do we stay on this course?" "Yeah." "And wake me up at five." "(mumbles)" "Only if you should sight a flying whale. (Snores)" "Yes sir." "(snoring)" "(upbeat music)" "O'Brien, I'm sailor Puffin." "Atmosphere condition don't coincide with latest weather bulletin." "Puffin to California two, come in please, over." "Come in California two, over. (Knocks)" "California two, califor, what are you." "The clouds are better than the radio." "I mean, it looks like a storm." "I'll decide who's to look at the clouds or not." "You just do as I tell you." "Come in California, California two to Puffin, come in." "(sighs)" "Something wrong, Captain?" "No, it's just that the radio doesn't work and suddenly we have trees sprouting in the ocean." "Nah, looks like a wave to me." "Get me the binoculars." "The what?" "The binoculars." "Oh like field glasses?" "Uh huh." "The..." "Here you go, catch." "(splashing)" "You lost your binoculars, Captain." "I lost 'em, yeah." "A pair of binoculars ain't required to tell me that that there is an island." "It just might be a mirage." "What mirage?" "You see it too." "It's an island with trees on it." "Oh yeah, I can see it now." "It's an island." "Hey, you sure can see without binoculars, Captain." "The only trouble is, it ain't booked." "There's only water." "In a radius of over 200 miles, ain't one island." "You know what, maybe the wind's were favorable and that is Rabbit Island." "Yeah, alright, shut up." "Course is right." "Yet there's land there when it says here there shouldn't be land." "So it's either the compass or me that's crazy." "But if it's what I think it is, stowaway, you better start praying." "Can I be fixed?" "Oh no." "Huh, that's not good for the compass." "How many prayers do you know?" "Well there's the Lord's prayer, the hail Mary, act of contrition." "No, don't do something you may regret." "First I know." "I was shipwrecked." "We'll see if I regret it." "Come back here." "Listen Captain, let's talk this over." "I have something important to tell you." "It could change your life." "Captain change your life." "(groaning)" "Now wait, I'm serious." "What's ducking huh?" "A shipwrecked person must be turned over to the authorities." "I'm turning you over to the sharks." "Shipwreck or stowaway makes no difference to them." "Hey, wait, wait, wait." "(yells)" "My boat." "That's it Captain, you can make it." "You're almost there, keep going." "Forget it Captain, that's life." "Thanks a lot." "Our only chance is that island, follow me." "(groaning)" "(parrot cawing)" "(upbeat music)" "(birds cawing)" "(groaning)" "Charlie, I mean Captain, I'm sorry." "Captain." "I've gotta tell you the truth about why" "I ended up on your boat." "Come closer?" "Okay." "As I was saying." "Closer, yeah?" "Okay." "Hold on." "I'm sorry about the compass." "I goosed it, you're right." "And it's my fault if we ended up here." "But I had a real good reason." "See this island?" "It's deserted." "And you can't find it on any map." "Understand?" "I sure do, you weasel." "Hold it." "Come here." "Relax." "Relax?" "I lost a boat in a contract I had with the marmalade company, only to end up on a deserted island with a sneaky side of a side wind up." "Easy, easy." "No not the coconut, you wouldn't use it anyway." "You're too nice a guy." "There ain't nobody around here with loathing and pure hatred than me." "Miserable parasite." "Hey cool it." "You left the steer in gear." "That's why you lost your boat." "I should of let shark in." "Now how will we get back once we find the treasure, huh?" "Treasure?" "How'd you know?" "A hidden treasure." "And it's worth millions of dollars." "On this island." "You mean it's true?" "Look, I'll prove it." "This here is my uncle's map." "He's got meningitis and the French curse, otherwise he'd be here himself." "And I'm supposed to believe in a treasure map drawn by your uncle who's got the curse and meningitis?" "No, calm down, Charlie, I mean, Captain." "Okay, okay, I'm calm." "Calm down, let's get our wits." "We've been cast on a desert island and if I don't kill you, it's only because" "I might have to do it later for food." "Now I'll go here and you go there and if this island ain't no fairy tale, we'll meet up on the other side." "Otherwise, we'll never meet again which is my fondest hope." "I got it." "You miserable coniving galleywag." "(tropical music)" "(yelling and buzzing)" "Get out of here." "(shooting)" "Where'd he find that gun?" "(birds chirping)" "(shooting)" "He found a gun." "Hey Captain, are you crazy?" "(shooting)" "You sneaky, you were out to kill me, weren't you?" "You're the one who started shooting." "Where'd you find that gun?" "I don't have a gun." "Don't have a gun." "There's only two of us on the island." "Alright, where's that gun?" "Don't you understand." "There's somebody else who's looking for the treasure." "(shooting)" "They're onto you, Charlie." "They're not aiming at me." "We better get out of here." "Uh huh, the shots come from the west so we go east." "Hey, that's south, not east." "You're looking at it upside down." "Charlie." "Hey Charlie." "Shouldn't we stick together from now on?" "As much as the idea is obnoxious," "I'm afraid it makes pretty good sense." "Yeah, okay, let's move out of here." "Hey, I'm giving the orders." "Give the orders." "Let's move out of here." "To the east?" "Yeah." "If somebody's shooting at us, it means the treasure's here, Charlie." "Old Brady was right." "Who'd you say old Brady was?" "My uncle." "Oh great, it runs in the family." "Look, I'm sorry about the boat." "And my parrot." "And your parrot." "And the marmalade contract." "Yeah." "But I've got Brady's map and that's the answer to our troubles, Charlie." "You're getting on my nerves." "Stick with me Charlie boy," "I'll lead you to a treasure that'll make you go down in history." "(yelling)" "Charlie?" "Charlie?" "Hey Charlie, where are you?" "Shut up will you?" "Telling me I'll go down in history." "Well how did you get down there?" "(mumbles) Wasn't an idiot." "I'd like to know why anybody would build an underground deep hole in the middle of the jungle." "To hide the treasure." "Oh yeah, well your uncle Brady forgot his helmet." "And yet, you know, according to Brady's map, this might be the place." "Uh huh, this is military." "US Army came through here." "Lookie here." "Uniforms, equipment, miskits, cigarettes." "(laughs) Without filters." "Hey, this outta be good." "[Charlie] What outta be good?" "Well, this says, only Puffin can give you energy, strength and health." "Want some?" "Chuck it out." "Why?" "Move that outta here." "Oh, I forgot, sorry." "Let's take a look down there and see where it leads to." "Are you still going east?" "Shut up." "Looks like a door." "A door." "Me first?" "Yeah." "Okay." "(birds chirping)" "Hey Charlie." "Huh?" "We got visitors." "They American?" "Uh, Aliens." "Requires diplomacy." "(yelling)" "(speaking foreign language)" "Hi." "(yelling)" "(mumbles)" "To me they look like a bunch of jubonies." "Hey." "Come on." "(speaking foreign language)" "What's that he said?" "Either he talks or you talk." "(speaking foreign language)" "Invadoors?" "I don't understand why you pick out one word." "No speak, you no speak, I speak, silence." "You two invader, invader." "Oh, we're invaders." "Oh." "But who is he?" "Anulu, skit Mama." "Oh us two have a mama." "No Anulu's not Mama, Mama's the queen." "Queen of island, Bongo Bongo." "Your prisoner, come out." "Come out prisoner." "Oh he's saying we're his prisoners." "Yeah, okay, we're prisoners." "(yelling)" "They coming, they coming, they coming." "(yelling)" "(bong ringing)" "(drumming)" "(yelling)" "(speaking foreign language)" "Oh he's like his poor father, he's war-like." "He like war." "But you look friendly." "You're my guest." "And my daughter's guest." "(laughs)" "Yeah." "Your highness, madam," "I imagine you're the queen." "Oh what do you know, you imagine." "Yes and my name is Mama." "You're American." "How you reach Bongo Bongo?" "Oh well that's a long story." "The captain went off course and perhaps" "I better not bring the matter up." "We almost got a bullet in the head as soon as we set foot on the island." "We don't shoot." "We got no guns." "We peaceful people." "Unless." "Unless what?" "Kamasuka, the Japanese soldier." "American and Japanese fight war." "Then one day, all Americans go but one Japanese still fight war." "He lives in fort." "And no one ever bothered to tell him the war was over?" "He don't believe it." "But he don't bother us, we don't bother him." "Where you going?" "What are you doing?" "May I ask you a personal question just out of scientific curiosity?" "Tell me boy." "Could you tell me if there's been any talk about hidden treasure on this island?" "No treasure on Bongo Bongo." "Nothing hidden here." "Satisfied knucklehead?" "There ain't no hidden treasure." "So let's knock it off." "This is our treasure, Bongo Bongo." "Full of happiness, joy and love." "(groaning)" "(speaking foreign language)" "I'm very sorry but witch doctor war-like too." "I nothing can do." "Ancient tribal custom." "Tribe only excepts stranger if they win test of strength." "Well who is we supposed to beat?" "Fight chief of tribe." "I would never do that." "Go and test my strength against you, Queen Mama." "Not me, him." "(speaking foreign language)" "(upbeat tribal drum music)" "(laughs and claps)" "(singing)" "May I have a word, please?" "He says that, the fat man there, that you couldn't beat your way out of a grapefruit." "Him." "(yells)" "He's saying he'd like to take you on first." "Uh huh." "(groaning)" "(laughs)" "(singing)" "(screaming)" "(clapping and laughing)" "(yelling)" "What's going on?" "Bad men, pirates from Barcuda." "They make slave labor of our people." "They come and steal boys and girls." "They'd steal two beggars like you two." "Go, quick, quick, run." "Save yourself." "[Pirate] Okay, remember boys, only beautiful chicks and macho men." "[Pirate] I'll choose the men." "[Pirate] I don't want no rejects this time, understand?" "[Pirate] I'm choosing the girls." "[Pirate] Who's choosing the girls?" "[Pirate] I'm choosing the girls." "[Pirate] He's choosing the girls." "(yelling)" "Where'd they gone, huh?" "They're here." "Where they gone, idiot?" "How come there ain't a chick in sight?" "You got a point there, huh?" "Take a look in the huts." "Okay, get on with it." "Onto the women." "Shame on you." "Get the witch doctor (mumbles)." "(yelling)" "Okay, dog, let me hear you repeat that." "Oh yeah?" "(groaning)" "What's that groove you got playing there?" "(upbeat music)" "(mumbling)" "(groaning)" "This is our gig." "I'm gonna have to tell these sods, zackatom." "Zackatom." "Hey, try with both." "Zackatom." "Zackatom." "(groaning)" "Let me help you, I'll show you." "With both feet, zackatom." "(groaning)" "(groaning)" "(upbeat rock music)" "(groaning)" "Zackatom, zackatom, zackatom, zackatom. (Laughs)" "I'm gonna tell Mama you break, sword got no point." "(laughs)" "Okay jellyfish." "(groaning)" "Zackatom, to you." "(cries)" "(crashing)" "(cheering)" "Hey boss." "Don't touch me." "It's me, it's me." "Let's go." "Let's get out of here." "(yelling at once)" "Come on hurry." "We come back next time, we'll show you." "(yelling)" "(talking at once)" "[Alan] This could be the spot." "[Charlie] So could the whole island." "We've covered it six times in two days." "Don't you know when to quit?" "[Alan] Listen Charlie, according to Uncle Brady's map, the treasure should be somewhere along the line drawn from shore to shore, indicating a spot with 11 coconut palms and two midget palms." "[Charlie] So what do we do?" "Draw up a map of palm tree clusters?" "[Alan] Why not?" "There aren't that many." "[Charlie] 11 palms, you gotta be kidding." "The only thing we can do with 11 palms is make a raft and clear out of here." "[Alan] You know what you're trouble is?" "You've got no faith." "Oh sure." "Maybe we'll run into a sign that says there's a treasure here." "Why not?" "It could happen." "(thundering)" "Doesn't seem like the rain is gonna let up." "Don't you think we outta take a break?" "Take advantage you mean." "The rain makes digging easier." "You gotta have faith." "Right, Anulu?" "Good job, fast, shove, shove." "Shut up." "Shut up, shut up." "(thundering)" "Hey, I found it." "I found it." "Look, look, I found it." "I found it." "You found a tombstone that sank in the mud." "See what it says." "Oh it's voodoo, voodoo." "[Charlie] Cut that out, Anulu." "Here lies Jonathan Foster who searched for treasure with Brian Culpepper and died," "March 16th 1950." "You see what happens to you when you search for treasure that doesn't exist?" "Yeah but, this proves there are other people who believe the treasure exits." "Just because Foster died, that doesn't mean Culpepper died too." "(laughs)" "Hm, Brian Culpepper, died March 17th, 1950." "He went the very next day." "Anulu." "Catch." "You know what?" "I prefer the rain." "When it rains, it's too wet for you." "When the sun shines, it's too hot for you." "Come on Charlie." "It's not that easy to find a buried treasure." "Yeah, dumb suckers like you though are pretty easy to find." "Keep digging." "We're close, I can feel it." "Have faith." "(shooting)" "Get down Anulu." "[Charlie] He ain't shooting at him." "I told you not to go by the fort, Captain." "Japanese no like, he shoot." "How much ammo does he have?" "Oh, very much ammo." "Japanese ammo." "We're in trouble." "[Anulu] Boom, boom." "Get down boy, he might just take a pot shot at you." "Anulu know, Anulu know." "According to my uncle's map here, you know where the treasure is?" "It's right under the fort with Kamikaze." "His name is Kamasuka." "Anyway, I'm not interested." "It's all yours." "You mean you're quitting?" "Now that we're so close?" "I thought you were made of better stuff, Charlie." "Yeah, I ain't particularly fond of a bullet in the head." "Poor guy still thinks the war is going on." "I'm not about to disturb somebody who's been hating us for 30 years or more." "Couldn't we just say that the war is over?" "He'd probably kill us, talking to a guy who peppers you with bullets is plain suicide." "I know way to reach Kamasuka." "You save us from pirates, we give you war car with cannon." "(speaking foreign language)" "It's good banana." "Yeah, great." "Where is he taking us?" "How should I know?" "He keeps talking about bananas." "Relax, Charlie." "(speaking in foreign language)" "Look here, a Japanese tank." "There's no way Kamasuka can stop us now." "Oh yeah?" "And who's gonna get this tin can running?" "That's not the problem, Charlie." "Who knows how to drive it?" "That's the easy part." "Get inside and do as I tell you." "Aye, aye sir." "Shut up." "(speaking foreign language)" "Yeah, that's called Tango boys." "No Tango, Kamasuka." "[Charlie] Will you shut up?" "How's it look in there?" "Huh?" "The steering wheel's gone." "[Charlie] It's not a wheel, there's sticks." "[Alan] Oh yeah, here they are." "Let's hope the jets haven't fizzled out, otherwise we'll never make it." "[Alan] How can a jet be in here?" "Is the gyropin in there?" "[Alan] What's a gyropin?" "[Charlie] It's a crank to turn the motor over, knucklehead." "Couldn't you say crank?" "No, it's gotta be called by it's right name." "Anulu?" "That's me." "Yeah, take this." "For Anulu." "Get going." "Ready now?" "You in the drivers seat?" "I'm sitting in it." "Now what." "Open up the fuel line." "[Alan] Where is it?" "Okay, okay." "[Alan] Everything is written in Japanese, Charlie." "Yeah." "You ready?" "[Alan] For what?" "(exploding)" "(speech drowned out by motor)" "Take your foot off the brake." "(yelling)" "(screaming)" "(crashing)" "(yelling)" "(singing)" "Good thing it ran out of gas." "It just wouldn't stop." "[Charlie] You could've tried putting your foot back on the brake." "Ah, you drive." "I intend to." "That's enough Anulu." "We're at war now." "See my war hat." "Patton, General Patton." "Hey, get over there." "Okay, Captain, you give the orders." "You're the boss." "Yeah." "This here's a cannon." "What do you know, I thought it was the horn." "These start the engines." "One and two." "Okay." "(engine humming)" "Well, okay." "War, General Patton, war." "Oh." "(laughs)" "(talking in foreign language)" "Anulu, Anulu, open, open, open." "Hey, Anulu's on top of the tank." "He wants us to open up." "We got to right, we got to right." "He's saying we gotta go right, we gotta go right." "You going right?" "Yeah." "(singing)" "(speaking Japanese) (laughing)" "That's it, that's probably the so-called fort that Brady charted." "But how do we get that kamikaze out of there?" "Hey Anulu." "What's in the fort?" "(mumbles)" "(beeping)" "[Charlie] What do you see?" "Nothing yet." "He's coming out now." "I can see the whites of his eyes." "(speaking Japanese)" "And he can see ours." "[Charlie] What's he doing?" "[Alan] He's going up the tower." "Why doesn't he shoot at the tank?" "Because he thinks it's Japanese." "[Alan] Oh yeah." "(shooting)" "What happened?" "I don't know." "(shooting)" "Wait, I come too, I come too." "(shooting)" "Why is he shooting?" "I don't know." "(shooting)" "(exploding)" "He's throwing grenades." "(screams)" "Pull the string, start using the cannon." "What?" "Go on, go on." "The cannon." "Yes, sirie." "(exploding)" "Hey Captain?" "Yeah?" "Which one?" "This one." "Okay, here." "(crashing)" " Hey Captain." " Come on." "Stop yelling." "I'm ready, tell me when." "Now." "(singing)" "All clear." "[Alan] Okay." "Hey, a grenade." "Be careful." "[Alan] Huh?" "(exploding)" "(yelling)" "No ammunition, yankee. (Laughs)" "Woah." "Bonzai." "Bonzai." "No I say bonzai." "Bonzai." "Bonzai." "Hey." "Quit playing war now." "Where go, where go Kamasuka?" "Where go Kamasuka?" "(mumbling)" "So I great warrior but I defeated because they attacked me with a tank." "How did they get it Anulu?" "Who gave it to them?" "My Mama tank." "Well Mama told me to give the tank." "What, he's your son?" "Unfortunately, yes." "40 years ago Mama still beautiful princess." "Not like today." "When I was left alone on island," "I search for company like all honorable men." "We used to meet every evening, Mama and I." "Beneath the tall palms near the river and..." "And Anulu's the result." "But I disowned him." "(speaking foreign language)" "And now, I am dishonored too." "I ask your pardon to leave your presence." "Yeah, if it'll make you feel better." "(mumbling)" "Okay Charlie, let's start digging." "No, you're better at it." "Would Kamasuka try to commit harry carry?" "He just might." "No, hold it." "What you do, I must." "Cut that out for crying out loud." "Still playing tin soldier." "The war ended 36 years ago." "Now the US and Japan get along pretty good together." "I have fallen in disgrace." "I come from a long line of warriors." "Your boys are finished, they got new warriors now." "With up to date weapons." "Like watches, look, with music inside, look." "Oh my god. (Electronic music)" "I was always crazy about watches." "(mumbling) Kawasaki." "Oh kawaski yes, miniature motorcycle king." "Those teeny motors." "Captain Fujiama." "No kasamjama is a comic strip." "Or no..." "Well, anyway." "Japan today, they say, is the most important industrialized country in the world." "They'll make anything." "Radios, transistors, cars, you know Toyota?" "Toyota?" "She's my auntie." "She's a great lady of the night." "Yeah, well, I got an Aunt Honda." "(crying)" "Come on, don't say that." "You probably are crazy." "So is my friend." "(grunting)" "Well, you hit a spring, I see." "Hey knucklehead." "Hey Kamasuka, I've been digging for a hidden treasure." "Would you know where it is exactly?" "Hidden treasure?" "You see?" "Never heard of it." "There is no hidden treasure." "No, no, come on Kamasuka." "Don't hold out on us." "I know it's here." "Is that why you come here?" "You can bet on it." "I think I know what you're talking about." "Follow me." "Many years ago, this door always kept locked with two guard on duty but now, guards not here anymore so I go one, two, open." "You follow." "My god." "Here, is this what you're looking for?" "Wow." "Hey." "The treasure, look, the treasure." "The treasure!" "The treasure." "The treasure." "Oh, now that you found the treasure, you're gonna faint on me?" "All this loot, hundreds of, no no, thousands, millions of dollars." "Millions yes but of no use to you." "No use to us?" "We could put it in a bank and live off the interest for the rest of our lives." "There are no banks in Bongo Bongo and no way to leave island." "(plane roaring)" "We can build a raft." "(yelling)" "(mumbles)" "Impossible." "Eagle, like a big bird." "(plane engine roaring)" "[Man] Look down below." "I see it, I see it." "According to the map, it's Bungo Bungo." "Yeah, Brady's famous treasure island." "It better be or he'll wish he were dead." "If he ain't already." "(laughing)" "Well I had to convince him." "Yeah and cracked his left arm." "Well if I cracked his right, he wouldn't have been able to draw us another map." "(laughing)" "Oh no, I can't believe it." "It's Frisco." "You know those dudes?" "Yeah, I know them." "They're the guys who were after me when I had to hide in your boat." "It's like feeding you to the sharks all over again, huh?" "Yeah." "Okay you guys, let's get the bundle and get out of here." "Okay move it." "According to the map, the fort's just beyond those palms." "Let's move." "These guys will kill you for nothing." "How are we going to defend ourselves when we have no ammunition left?" "Hey, maybe we can do without it." "Anulu?" "I've got an idea." "Let's stick together." "It's gotta be through here." "Always north?" "Yeah." "Brady was a lush, don't forget." "Shut up." "That's enough, keep it moving." "Less than 300 yards." "I don't see nobody." "That much the better." "Yeah, keep your eyes open though, huh?" "Hello." "Who is that?" "No, don't shoot." "Anulu, me Anulu." "No, no, no." "You look for treasure." "What the hell do you know about the treasure?" "Oh I know, look, see." "This must be the copy that Brady gave to his nephew, Alan." "Yeah, Alan get big treasure." "He beat us to it, that's what he's telling us..." "No, no, hold it." "You're a good boy, huh?" "Good boy." "Me good boy like you." "Good yes." "Yeah, you tell us where treasure is and you'll be allowed to taste American heritage." "Good for corns." "What?" "Good for his corns." "We go, huh?" "Yeah, lead away." "Pretty fast pace." "Just follow him." "What's the big hurry, boss?" "Hey, he's beginning to run." "Alright, come on, let's go." "Let's go." "Where is this treasure, anyhow?" "How should I know?" "Keep moving." "Keep going." "Come back here, you pineapple." "(yells)" "(yelling)" "Okay Papa Kamasuka." "[Kamasuka] Stop where you are." "Put your hands up on your head." "The trigger on his gun is a little loose." "Sorry boys, the treasure hunt's over." "We got here first." "We'll see about that." "I knew it, there is a treasure." "What do you think?" "We came here for a vacation?" "There's a nice cage waiting for you down at the village." "Come village." "Anulu my son." "You know what to do." "Son of a no good jack." "What you say?" "You speak bad my Pa." "Now wait a minute, hold it." "What are you doing?" "(yelling)" "(gong rings)" "(singing)" "Thank you." "Thank you that for Pa and Mama marry." "(cheering and clapping)" "(singing)" "What are they gonna do to us?" "Fatten us up for the kill." "(singing)" "(drumming)" "For you, speak to Kamasuka, you." "No you." "(clapping)" "May I come in Your Highness, Kamasuka?" "You asked to see me." "I thought newlyweds like to be alone on their first night." "My beloved husband wishes to speak with you." "Ah, what's up?" "Tell him." "This secret orders of (mumbles) to be opened only when fort evacuated." "And so now, I opened it." "What's it say?" "It say money not worth paper it printed on." "What?" "It's counterfeit." "It's counterfeit." "Completely worthless." "Can't even buy a hamburger with it." "Oh Mama, it's not possible." "What do I tell Charlie?" "He's gonna kill me." "(clapping)" "Oh god help me, Mama." "[Mama] Don't despair, my boy." "You have done much for us." "We give you this treasure." "Oh." "Mama." "My boy, we feel happy if you would accept gift from the heart." "That's very kind." "[Kamasuka] It is our only treasure but it is yours." "Thank you Kamasuka, thank you Mama but please don't say anything to Charlie about the money." "I'm sure he won't mind if I keep this treasure as a memento." "You're leaving the island?" "I'm afraid so." "Without him, I hope." "He's here to stay." "How could anyone separate the two of you?" "[Mama] Kamasuka." "(talking)" "Hey Charlie it's Anulu, avocado." "No good twinkly blood-eyed coniving snake." "Thought you could fake me out, huh?" "(upbeat music)" "(groaning)" "Dear Double Crosser, I'm taking the treasure to make up for the loss of my boat and for all the trouble you've caused me." "I'm leaving and I hope I never see you again." "Charlie." "Charlie." "Huh?" "(speaking other language)" "Bongo bongo." "I'm sorry, I didn't get the last part." "You for to go?" "Yeah, I might as well." "No point in hanging around." "You first (mumbles)" "You wanna what?" "Ah, a good bye kiss." "Goodbye kiss you said, no let's say, so long for now 'cause Charlie's coming back, yeah." "Charlie." "Charlie." "Now I'm too sad, Charlie leave Bongo Bongo." "Very sad if Charlie leaves." "But it's just temporary." "Like I told, look I'll be back before you can say goodbye Charlie dear." "First Charlie give me kiss, please." "You don't say please, you say." "Oh Charlie." "Don't go, Charlie." "Hey, what is this, some sort of conspiracy?" "Wait for me, too, wait." "Please, before leave, give bliss to me as promise of love." "You want bliss, huh?" "(upbeat music)" "(plane roaring)" "Hello, hello, testing frequency radio." "Can anyone hear me?" "Come in please, over." "Hello, hello, anyone on this frequency, please?" "[Radio] US Aircraft Carrier Forstall here." "Aircraft Carrier Forstall, we hear you loud and clear." "Give us your position and identification please." "Hello, hello." "I'm afraid I don't recall the letters of this aircraft or it's position." "Maybe you can help me out." "[Radio] You're approximately 100 miles away." "You've gotta be kidding." "Beg your pardon?" "No it's only, I was taking a look at the fuel gauge." "I don't think I can cover 100 miles." "Could you possibly come a little closer." "Why did you take off if you were low on fuel?" "I made a boo-boo." "What was your point of departure?" "Oh well that's easy, I took off from the island of Chowkey, not more than 25 minutes ago." "The airstrip of Chowkey was destroyed in the last world war." "You better get your story straight up there." "My plan is an anphib, goes on water, bye." "Man oh man." "Where's my beer?" "It's over here, I've got it." "Relax." "Hey, double-crossing, no." "No Charlie, you can't ask me to leave," "I haven't got a parachute." "How is it possible you got onboard?" "No, no, no, don't tell me, I know." "You made those three little fickle chippies follow me so I'd waste time and you'd get on board first." "You were gonna leave me alone on that almost deserted island and take off with all that money." "By the way, it's fake." "How's that?" "Fake, make believe, phony, counterfeit." "You mean after all the trouble you put me through, the dough is fake?" "It's not my fault." "The US government got the bright idea of fighting Japan with fake money, not me." "I'll bat your pretty little head in, you no good son of a sidewinder, I'll kill you." "[Alan] We're going down, we're going down, Charlie." "[Charlie] Blaming the US government, shame on you." "Look at it this way, when the US Treasury finds out what we discovered, they'll give us a medal for sure." "Government'll give us a medal?" "Without a doubt." "We'll be handing all those phony dollars over to the US Navy instead of letting those creeps get to it." "They're gonna make heroes out of us." "Come on Charlie, call the Forestall." "Hello Charlie, hello Alan." "(mumbles) Hello Alan, Charlie, it's Kamasuka, can you hear me?" "Charlie, Alan, Kamasuka calling Charlie, Alan." "I hope you can hear me in sky." "Bad pirates come back to island also gangsters in cage free." "They want treasure." "I say we got no treasure, they say you got treasure." "We tell them treasure is not on island." "They say they will kill all women and babies." "Hello, hello, Charlie, Alan." "You hear me?" "[Frisco] What are you trying to pull on me?" "It's Frisco." "They took off without the treasure." "(talking)" "I'll blow your brains out, understand?" "Hey Frisco, we've got the money so keep your hands off those people." "Take it easy, Alan." "We can pick up their signal but their radio ain't powerful enough to get us." "Well what should we do?" "We can't leave them to those creeps." "I don't suppose we can." "Forstall, Forstall, I'm sorry to bother you, old buddy, afraid I'm gonna run plum outta gas soon so I'll fly and land in the back of the island." "Anyway, found something may interest you." "Over and out." "(plane roaring)" "Charlie, it's none of my business, but do we have enough gas to get back to the island?" "Nope." "No?" "There's about two gallons left in here." "But I think that'll be good enough to shoo us in." "What do you mean?" "Like birds flapping their feathers." "Look at the gulls as they rise high until their block, allowing them to land light on the earth." "They flick their tails to port, these wing sailors." "The wind is a friend, instinct their only thought." "The wind, aircurrentss, instinct, great." "But if those shouldn't work, they've got wings to fly." "Who's gonna give us wings to flap?" "Oh our guardian angels." "Oh no." "(speaking foreign language)" "Shut up and that goes for you too Q-ball and your indigenous son." "The bone (mumbles)" "Beast?" "You take advantage because Charlie and Alan are not here to help us." "You see this gun?" "It's the only left loaded on the whole island." "There are six bullets in here." "The odds are with me." "Don't, my god, my god." "Shut up back there." "(laughs)" "And now there are just two left." "One for you and one for your banana boy." "Don't worry son." "Alan and Charlie will come to save us." "No, you gonna die Papa, boom, boom, dead." "(upbeat music)" "Oh my god." "(crashing)" "(shooting)" "Alan, Charlie, hurry." "Well, get him, there's only two of 'em, you slobs." "Get with it, go on." "Alan, give me a hand." "(groaning)" "(groaning)" "Here." "Thanks." "Don't worry, it's just a little shock, hold still, hold still." "It's fine." "(groaning)" "Charlie, there's four." "Anulu, you okay?" "Sorry about that Anulu." "Shall I straighten him out?" "Yes, certainly." "Thank you good." "Drop on the head is good for him now and then." "Sorry." "(groaning)" "(laughs)" "(yells)" "(groaning)" "Drop dead." "(yells)" "My bad eye." "He's good." "(groaning)" "(groaning)" "Goodbye." "No, Anulu." "[Anulu] Oh Mama." "[Mama] Anulu, Anulu." "Why are you here in woman's cage?" "Shame on you." "(speaking in foreign language)" "Stupid swords." "No, no the feet, not again." "Not the feet, your hands." "Hold it, hold it, you ready?" "Ready." "(groaning)" "Go get him you worms." "I said go get him." "Kill them, pulverize them, disintegrate them." "Make meatballs out of them." "Yeah, they'll feel sorry." "(groaning and yelling)" "(yelling)" "What's the mean?" "I didn't catch it." "I got the gist." "Bonzai." "Oh bonzai again." "(laughs)" "Okay." "Yeah." "Who us?" "Keep me covered." "I don't have my wig." "Whatever you say." "My head." "Sorry." "Thank you so much." "(cheering)" "(clapping)" "Thank you Alan and Charlie." "Mama wishes to thank her two friends for your goodness and wishes to offer to them both my three daughters." "Three for two?" "The odd number would create a problem." "Yeah." "(yelling)" "The Forstall notified the Coast Guard like" "I said they would." "That's what I said." "Yeah." "Listen, we're gonna take those creeps and the treasure and hand them over to the military." "You go find some place where they can't see your people." "Really, why?" "They'll see a deserted island and you won't be bothered." "Alan is right and Charlie's a prophet." "(foreign language)" "Alan and Charlie." "Everybody now, hide, hide, go hide." "I say thank you great warrior but I wish to remain on island because your world make me feel sick." "(laughs)" "Listen, about this loot, you really sure?" "Sure about what?" "Handing those beautiful bills to the military?" "Sure, I'm sure." "They're fake, aren't they?" "Hey, do you want me to think you're thinking something you shouldn't be thinking?" "Not me." "You're the one that's thinking about it." "Yeah." "265 million, 270, 280 million," "285 million." "Sure is a great privilege for me to be the first to congratulate you." "You've shown a great deal of courage." "And let's go right ahead and say it, a lot of wholesome honesty too, yesire." "Thanks, Major." "But any law-abiding citizen would have done the same thing." "Just a bunch of no good paper." "Did you hear that Wallace?" "They're calling this no good paper." "I wouldn't mind having some of it, seeing what my paycheck brings in." "Come on." "You don't really mean that the money is real." "Sure." "Navy's been looking for it for years." "Yeah, would've been bad news if it had fallen into the wrong hands." "How much is it?" "300,470,923 good old American dollars." "Excuse me." "How much did you say?" "And they're not fake." "[Charlie] And they're not fake." "During the war, the high command spread the word around that the money was no good." "And fortunately the Japanese government fell for it and left it here." "It was the pay money the 11th fleet was supposed to get over 40 years ago." "There was only one man who knew about it, fellow named Brady." "Oh Brady." "Yeah, he fought in this area but he never divulged the secret." "By the way, take a minute, Walt." "We're gonna have to find Brady." "Certainly deserved (mumbles) for what he did." "Yeah, I'd say three percent at least." "Thanks again Mr. O'Brien." "We can't publicize the fact that you notified it so it's top secret." "I'm sure that when the president hears about it, he'll wanna congratulate you in person." "[Alan] Charlie?" "Is there anything wrong, Mr. O'Brien?" "Uh huh." "No, he's just moved by the whole thing, that's all." "Well can I give you boys a lift?" "Me, thanks, I." "I got a few things to do here." "And him too." "Right?" "Right." "I meant thanks but no thanks." "Alright, let's go." "Okay gentlemen, moving out." "Bye." "(upbeat music)" "Get down you chicken livered blue eyed rat." "You'll strain yourself, Charlie." "Here give me a hand." "Forget it." "Come back here, you beggar." "No." "You've got hate in your eyes." "Oh I've got it in my heart too." "You see, that's not nice, Charlie." "No, I ain't nice at all." "Hey, look what else is in here, Major." "Huh, well I don't think it's worth anything." "Bet it does belong to those two guys." "We'll send it on their behalf to the anthropological museum in Washington." "Their experts there will appraise it." "Yes sir." "Hey guys, look." "Nice huh?" "[Man] Yeah, I got on in my locker." "Hell you do." "(upbeat music)" "As they say, he who loses a treasure finds a friend." "Yeah." "Or no." "(upbeat music)"