"GIRL:" "Daddy, you promised you'd let me take the car to the prom." "You can't do that!" "MAN :" "Of course I can ." "When you're the father, you can do the same thing." "Hello, Daddy. I'm a girl." "Not gonna happen." "Oh, well." "As the kids like to say, it stinks being you." "[ Laughter on television ]" "How can you two watch this mindless drivel?" "Pretty easy." "We tapped into the satellite TV system, and we got telly." "When I was a child, I was never allowed to watch this rot." "And look how much better off I am." "A living example of the best of mankind." "Not according to our research." "In recent focus groups, 920/o find Lothor unlikable." "Unlikable?" "I'll show them unlikable." "And boys 2 to 1 1 find Lothor somewhat disturbing." "Hmm." "I suppose that's a start." "Uncle, we're thinking maybe you should use the power of television instead of despising it." "Keep going." "I'm listening." "Well, conveniently enough, we have someone in your Alien army whom I believe may be of assistance." "He's a big TV producer!" "And here he is!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Greetings, one and all!" "I am Mr. Ratwell." "Oh, dear." "This may take some work." "Never fear!" "They don't call me the image-maker for nothing." "When I'm done with you, you're gonna be a huge megastar!" "Hey, what's this?" ""Real Sport Pro Cook-off"?" "Yeah ." "Since when is cooking an action sport?" "Real Sport Pro Drinks has chosen Storm Chargers to host a series of cooking demonstrations." "Dude, this stuff is nasty." "I don't care how you cook it." "Stick around." "You might be surprised." "Hmm." "Hey." "Hey." "Cam, you taking cooking?" "[ Laughter ]" "Look, Tori wanted someone to take the class with her." "Dad said I should get out more." "So here I am." "Yeah, but cooking class?" "HUNTER:" "Oh." "Hi." "It has its advantages." "Oh." "Dude's got a point." "Ladies." "Oh, great." "I fail to see what lip gloss and face powder have to do with world domination." "Well, it worked for Britney and Christina." "Huh!" "I promise I'll give you a hit TV show." "And if that doesn't work, there's these love potion tablets." "The Earthlings won't have any choice but to fall in love with you once they eat them." "I won't be needing those!" "KAPRl :" "Ooh !" "You see, I have natural charisma." "I thought cooking was lame." "What?" "Who said that?" "I mean, everyone should know how to cook." "KE LLY:" "Thanks for coming , everyone." "Right." "Let's get started." "Today's recipe, Storm Charger smoothies." "After blending the fruit, add the yogurt." "How do we know which Ranger will fall in love?" "Does it matter?" "There's five of them, and we only need one." "And then we'll convince him to help us take over Earth." "Uncle's gonna be, like, so proud of us." "Plus, I'm gonna get a boyfriend out of the whole deal." "You?" "It was my idea." "I want a boyfriend." "Give that to me. I want it." "Hey." "No." "Oh!" "Past the lips, over the gums." "Whoa." "That tasted weird." "Let me see." "Hmm." "Oh, Kapri!" "Me?" "You totally ruined it." "Not very sweet, is it?" "Nothing will ever be as sweet as you." "Uh, thanks." "I guess." "Why are you grinning at me like a lovesick baboon?" "Because he is one." "Hey!" "Go swing from a tree and let the humans have a conversation." "Back off." "I saw her first." "Ooh." "Make me!" "[ Crowd gasps ]" "Alright, I will!" "[ All shouting ]" "Whoo!" "Hey!" "Easy, tiger." "That went well, huh?" "I want to leave." "Tori!" "Yo, wait up!" "Huh?" "[ Gasping ] I got you a little something." "How sweet." "My very own socket-wrench set." "This is really..." "Pathetic and impersonal?" "Yeah ." "You'd know everything about being pathetic and impersonal." "A true man would know what a woman really wants is acne face wash." "I think I need a little time." "Alone." "I'll catch you two later." "Look what you did." "You just scared her off." "You gave her tools." "Man, I have had enough." "Tori is mine." "She didn't seem to think so." "Yeah?" "Well, I know so." "And as soon as you're out of the way, so will the entire world." "is that a threat?" "Thunder-Samurai duel." "3.OO." "The beach." "l'll be there." "So will I." "Kelzaks." "At a television studio?" "I have serious doubts about this power of television." "You have to trust me on this." "That little box right there is magic." "Once those TV households get a load of you, it'll be a Lothor lovefest!" "Well, if you really think so." "This is a closed set." "Security, escort this visitor to her doom." "Now!" "[ Laughs ] You're mine!" "And now we'll be following the Real Sport executive chef's appearance on the cooking channel ." "Hey." "Huh?" "What the... I read the TV listings every week." "And I'm pretty sure this wasn't in there." "Let's go." "Now, that ought to hold you." "[ Laughs ]" "Huh?" "Sir, excellent news." "We have captured the Blue Power Ranger." "Not now." "I'm about to make my big debut." "And you're on!" "[ Audience cheers ]" "Hi, honey." "Where are you off to?" "Uh, the library?" "Oh, that's nice, dear." "I'm glad you're taking such an interest in school." "Brilliant!" "I love it!" "[ Growls ]" "How are the reviews?" "Not good." "Looks like even the magic of television can't make him likeable." "That's where you're wrong." "Let's turn up the love." "Please, give your dear old dad a little kiss." "Later." "They grow up so quickly, don't they?" "MR. RATWELL:" "They need all the help they can get." "I love you, darling." "KELLY:" "I never noticed how handsome Lothor is." "I want to meet him." "Right now." "Let's go!" "Have you seen the new fall TV lineup, Sensei?" "Yes." "Lothor is using subliminal signals in his broadcast to make people fall in love with him." "Those must be some serious signals." "We have to shut down that broadcast." "sensei:" "Hurry." "I will try to reach the others." "How do we know which studio it is?" "[ Women screaming ]" "Follow them." "Let's do this." "Ready when you are." ""And they lived happily ever after."" "Just like us." "[ Applause ] mw ." "Earthlings are swarming the gates of the studio, begging to do Lothor's bidding." "Am I a genius or what?" "There's a complication." "We've spotted Rangers at the beach." "Take care of it!" "But I'm the director!" "I said move it." "Okay." "Okay." "An action scene." "I love it!" "[ Laughs ]" "Get up!" "We're still rolling!" "Lothor!" "Lothor!" "We want Lothor!" "Yo, this is pure evil." "DUSTIN :" "Yeah." "We got to get them out of there." "Hey, everybody!" "Lothor's a creep and he's put you under a spell!" "No way!" "We love Lothor!" "Get them!" "Excellent, sir." "Your legion is growing by the minute." "Just wait for my next episode, when I tell them all to jump off a cliff." "I'll tune in for that!" "[ Laughs ]" "That's what you think." "Sensei, Lothor is plotting to brainwash the world through TV." "sensei :" "He's a little late for that." "But I am working on the problem." "Right now, you must help Blake and Cam." "Right." "I'll handle this guy." "Back off, Blake." "He's mine." "I said I got it!" "Yeah?" "Yeah !" "Cut!" "Cut!" "You two are ruining my scene!" "Right back at you." "Alright." "That's it!" "Samurai Storm!" "Thunder Storm!" "BOTH :" "Ranger form!" "Green Samurai power!" "Power of thunder!" "Hello?" "Can we stick to the script?" "Hey, can't you see we're busy?" "Yeah !" "Take a hike!" "Actors!" "Hello?" "Isn't that the alien over there?" "It's time you knew the truth." "What?" "Yoo-hoo!" "Stop it, you guys." "My ratings are about to go through the roof!" "[ Gasps ] Ninja Storm!" "Ranger form!" "BOTH :" "Tori!" "No!" "Tori!" "I think we lost them." "We better go check on the others." "Tori !" "Are you okay?" "She won't be for long!" "[ Laughs ]" "Romance!" "Action !" "This episode has it all!" "Cam, Blake, you're under a spell." "You've got to fight it." "This is no spell!" "My feelings are real." "And I'm gonna prove it!" "Come on, you lovesick stooge!" "Show me what you've got!" "Blake, don't!" "I'll protect you, Tori!" "How heroic!" "Blake!" "No!" "Get back!" "You want some more?" "Blake!" "What?" "Now I'm getting mad !" "Aah!" "You've got to get out of here!" "Blake!" "Oh, no!" "Huh?" "Whoa!" "lmpossible." "Nobody can be that strong." "Nothing can beat the power of love!" "No!" "Wait!" "Hold on, now!" "This is for you, Tori!" "You..." "Okay, Blake." "You win." "Catch !" "Tori, I..." "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Oh." "Huh?" "Tori, you okay?" "What happened?" "l don't know." "But I got worked." "Tori!" "Where are we?" "Why am I holding this?" "This better not be a rerun." "Scroll of Empowerment, descend." "This is the big time!" "We'll handle this one." "Right, Cam?" "Yeah." "He's all ours." "Come on!" "Samurai Star Chopper now!" "Ready?" "BOTH :" "Thunder Zords!" "Megazord Formation!" "Ready." "And action!" "Hyah !" "I got your back, Cam." "Thanks." "No hard feelings." "You know it." "Let's do this!" "You got it!" "Samurai Thunder Megazord!" "Showoff!" "Good work, guys." "Check it!" "A new combo Megazord!" "It's amazing!" "Come on!" "Engage rotors!" "We're going up." "He's going down!" "That's what you think!" "Lasers charged!" "BOTH :" "And ready!" "P Go, Power Rangers, go, Wìnja Storm P" "P Let's go P" "That's a wrap!" "Aah!" "Oh, yeah!" "Awesome!" "tori :" "Looking good, guys!" "[ Groans ] lf this is a love hangover, I hope I never fall in love again." "Yeah." "I hear that." "Oh." "I mean at least not while under a spell." "So, what were you gonna tell me when you said," ""lt's time for her to know the truth"?" "Um..." "A peace offering." "Since your cooking class kind of got messed up." "Homemade and from the heart." "tori :" "Fried chicken?" "There's something wrong." "This actually looks edible." "DUSTIN:" "Who ordered takeout?" "I'm starved." "Since when does homemade food come in a bucket?" "Busted ."