"It's me, Chris, don't worry, stay in bed." " I'll go see." " No, it might be a burglar." "Call the police, maybe lock ourselves in with the kid." "Please, don't, you'll scare him." "You can understand..." "No wonder he sleeps with the light on." "He takes after you." "At least he stopped wetting the bed." "Quiet, he'll hear us!" "Did you check there's no one in the kitchen?" "Quit freaking out!" "There are no aliens, as your son seems to think." "My son?" "He's your son too!" "Am I his father?" "He's scared of his own shadow!" "He's got his head in the clouds." "He's got no pals!" "You overprotect him!" "He's a wimp!" "Don't talk to me like that!" "Who do you think you are?" "You're crazy!" "Let go, you're hurting me!" "It's OK, shut it!" "Fuck off, you asshole!" "What are you doing?" "Put it down... put the knife down!" "Yes, madam..." "Madam?" "You have to reboot your computer." "Go into the "start" menu." "See the big button on the front of the box?" "Press and hold it, the screen goes dark, tell me what happens next." "Why the sanctuary?" "Why go to the sanctuary?" "Are you crazy?" "Sorry, Madam, what's on your screen now?" "Madam?" "Hello, DC Assistance." "How can I help?" "Wi-fi connection issues?" "That might not be the answer." "Stand back from the computer." "Have you rebooted your box?" "Let's try that first." "Yes, it will cut your phone line." "Call back afterwards." "Fucking asshole!" "Sir?" "Hello?" "..." "Fuck!" "Take that, and that..." "And take yourself off too!" "Take that... and that..." "And that." "Now beat it!" "Just get out of here." "Now get out of my sight!" "I'm not on call tonight." "Call Jérémie if there's a problem." "Or Superman." "Quit messing about!" "The boss wants me to inspect the troops, in case of magnetic interference from the comet." "He wants all backups checked." "Problems, are you kidding?" "The comet's nowhere near us." "Just obeying orders." "They don't care where the comet is." "They just want clients." "Tell him to go fuck himself." "From him, not me." "I will, don't worry!" "...the Eiffel Tower, right behind me." "Thousands of you are trying to find the right vantage point around the Tower to observe the comet from." "The other question on everyone's lips is:" "What effect will the comet have?" "Will the world end?" "Will the sky cave in?" "The comet arouses in us our deepest fears." "So I'm here to find out your plans for this evening." "Some of you intend to watch the comet with the family, others are going to party." "So partygoers, bear in mind that the police have strengthened security measures, so exercise caution." "I'm with Professor Dunant." "Thanks for joining us." "Hi, thanks for talking to me." "Just how far away is the comet right now?" "Opinion varies on the actual distance." "As far as France goes, we can confirm that the comet will pass very close to the Earth." "The Americans are saying it might skim our atmosphere, so do be careful." "People are concerned." "What are the possible consequences?" "Well... an astral body of this size and density will have consequences." "It's hard to say what they'll be." "It's windy in Paris." "Are we talking tsunamis and natural catastrophes?" "Nothing catastrophic, no." "I don't anticipate any tsunamis, but interference will affect radios and cellphones, with frequency issues." "It's hard to say to what extent exactly." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You OK?" "Yeah, but I have to go." "You're not a local." "I've never seen you." "Are you in for some?" "We've got what you need." "You'll take something, right?" " How much you got?" " Nothing." "Sorry." "No need to apologize." "I believe you." "I'll check, though." "Leave him alone." "Hey, Johnny." "You still around?" "You're not back in Canada?" "Tabernacle!" "I told you to stay away from my block." "We were talking to our new pal, Johnny." "Not Johnny, John." "Asshole." "Playing big brother doesn't suit you." "What you gonna do?" "First, there's only 4 of you." "3'/2 counting the other fag." "Second, I'm in a really bad mood today." "And third..." "All pleased now, are you?" "Playing with your new toy?" "Yeah, I'm pleased." "Now beat it." "Yeah, beat it, baby." "Thanks, you saved my skin." "Shut it, you're doing yourself no favors." "Come here, honey." "Come on!" "Come here." "Come out of there." "Come on!" "Come here, honey." "Come on, honey." "Go on." "Come here..." "I knew it!" "It's coming again." "A wave of fire in the sky." "It's back." " The return match." " Give me a break!" "I was at the first game." "A real fuck-up, believe you me!" "When was it, 1986?" "That's right." "1986." "I still had my pal Edmond." "We saw them arrive." "Fucking scary!" "But we fought." "Fought like mad dogs!" "Edmond had a right-hand like Marcel Cerdan." "And I had my iron bar." "And we kicked their asses!" "But it wasn't enough." "They're back." "Fuck!" "Do they want more?" "We know, Roger." "You protect us from the Chinese, from Martians..." "But you're bothering the customers!" "What clients?" "This dump is empty!" "On account of you!" "Take it easy, he's done nothing." "Don't worry, it's Roger, our very own bum." "We're used to him." "He's a mascot." "Are you OK?" "Nice of you to ask but don't worry about me." "Worry about yourself." "And the rest!" "If you need a hand, give me a call." "I'm still up for it!" "Go piss the competition off, bring me in some customers." "Take a hike, have a shower!" "Seriously." "Seriously." "Soft drinks?" "Soda?" "Isn't that a bit... feeble?" "Tonight isn't gonna be very rock'n'roll, is it?" "A good drink gives you a clear view of things, don't you think?" "A nice, white alcohol." "Vodka." "Or tequila... tequila gold." "Ever had any?" "You feel it take possession of your throat, run into you, and warm you inside." "It makes you want to drink... to dance, to laugh... to quiver... to caress... to hold someone..." "Some like beer or wine." "I don't think that's very sexy." "Yeah, you're right." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Am I hot or not?" "Don't you wanna hump me?" "Anyone there?" "Hi, sorry, the door was open..." "The door was open, I thought maybe there'd been a burglary." "Sorry." "No problem..." "It got left open when I threw that asshole out." "Give me a moment." "Sit down." "I'm just finishing a canvas for the "Orgasmic Explosion" collection." "Fancy 3 9°?" " No, I'm useless." " Sure?" "Really." " Maybe you have hidden talents." " Very well hidden!" "So you broke into my flat?" "No, the door was open..." "To spy on me." "Know what I mean?" "You were peeking at my ex on the landing." "I know, I could sense it." "Am I wrong?" "Yeah, I heard you." "Well, I saw you." "I'd have done the same." "It's exciting, seeing people argue." "So, was I convincing?" "Convincing?" "As the girl, crushed by her boyfriend's two-timing." " You mean it was..." " An act, yes." "I've been trying to dump him for weeks." "Spends all day playing on-line video games." "Yeah, I know the type." "Beer?" "No beer but this is better." "Oh, I don't know..." "No, you're staying." "Take those three." "We need a toast." "To world peace." "OK.." "let's drink to me, to you, to freedom, encounters... and the end of the world." "Wanna watch the comet with me?" "No, I'll be asleep tonight." " You're not into it?" " Not really." "I love stuff like that." "What Stuff?" "Stuff you can't understand." "It's exciting." "So a big rock flying overhead..." "A comet... it's a comet." "Rocks don't fly at 60 kmlsec through space." "60 kmlsec?" "How do you know?" "They said so on the news." "Well, every time a comet comes, they say it'll kill us." "What a way to go!" "Anyway the Incas" " or was it the Mayas?" " predicted it." "All the two-bit preachers and gurus say we're going to die too." "Yeah, this guy in the grocery store earlier..." "Some weirdo talking about an invasion." "But he was really into it." "Really convincing." "It kind of freaked me out." "Say... you're not scared, are you?" "Oh no." "If there was a problem, I hope you'd protect me." "Yeah, I won't let you down." "I'm a real freak exterminator." " What's your name?" " Chris." "You know, I left the door open so you'd come in." "Really?" "Seriously." "I saw you around and wanted to meet you." "Well, it worked!" "No, I'm kidding you." "The door thing was an accident." "A lucky break." "Fancy going to the apocalypse party in the next block tonight?" " Me?" " No, not you." "Your cheerful twin." "I don't know those people." "You could be my date." "I'll wear a white dress and crystal slippers for the end of the world!" "Come on," "I'd really like you to." "OK." "By the way, I'm Claire." "No, she'll think you're a loser!" "Several people have been injured in an accident on the Champs-Elysées." "Driving on the wrong side of the road, a car ploughed into several vehicles and pedestrians before crashing into a store." "Emergency services are at the scene." "15 people are injured, 3 of them seriously." "Could the comet be linked to the unrest in Paris and its suburbs?" "The question is a valid one." "Since this morning, there has been a spate of thefts, attacks, and even suicides." "Although police have increased security, it appears they are overwhelmed." "Military intervention has been mooted." "The Interior Minister urges people to remain at home and avoid crowded places." "It really is the apocalypse." "Come and save me!" "Excuse me, young man." "Do you know anything about astronomy?" "I can't figure it out." "Please..." "There." "Yeah!" "Hugo, the gentleman found you the comet." "Thanks." "How did you do that?" "Is it your job?" "Are you an astronaut?" "A spaceman?" "Cosmonaut?" "No, I used to stargaze with my dad." "That's nice to hear." "Moments like that together leave their mark on kids." "Isn't your dad coming?" "No, I'm busy right now." "Are you gonna do what they're doing?" "It's rude to point, Hugo." "Now listen up." "Try to find me the Great Bear and the North Star." "Go on." "Just one thing..." "The kid's right." "It's an amazing night for dinner with a friend, male or female." " Dad, I've caught the Great Bear!" " Really?" "Yeah, great!" "It's beautiful." "Now listen." "When you observe the stars, you realize how tiny you are in this immenseness." "The sky is huge!" "That's beautiful, isn't it?" "Look at the stars!" "Hi!" "Oh dear!" "You look like you need a drink." "What is it?" "Something to help you face an apocalypse." "Not the party, the actual end of the world." "So... do you know anyone here?" "You look lost." "I'm looking for a friend." "Claire." "Claire?" "Like me!" "Only kidding." "No, I'm Laure." "But call me Claire, I like it." "What does your girlfriend look like?" "No, she's my neighbor." "She's beautiful." "Tall, blonde, sexy..." "Hard to miss." "Yeah, I know her." "The famous Claire." "She left already." "And she wasn't alone." "Sorry." "You OK?" "You need some water?" "Fresh air?" "Light..." "I need light." "I don't know... maybe the bathroom?" "Feeling better?" "I thought you were gonna faint on me." "Not that I'd mind." "On the contrary." "Right... might as well use the bathroom while I'm here." "Otherwise the end of the world will come early for me!" "There you are." "You're a pretty slow hero." "Sorry I'm late." "Did you miss me?" "Guess." "I'm not here for the comet." "What a show." "Yeah, it's impressive." "Aren't you drinking?" "You wanna get me drunk?" "Very funny." "No, that first drink didn't agree with me." "Yeah... the Inca told me he'd spiked the cocktail." "I'd rather not know what with." "You're so delicate!" "No, my medication doesn't mix with alcohol, so..." "God, I'm drunk!" " What were you saying?" " Nothing." "Yes, you were..." "Come and tell me." "You're on medication?" " Yeah, stuff." " What stuff?" "Sleeping pills?" "Yeah, for sleeping, and other things." "You've started so you'd better finish." "Supposing you had anxieties." "Real ones that stopped you sleeping." "Or living." "I've had them." "I couldn't bear to see paintings of myself." "I made myself sick... in every sense." "With me, it's the dark." "The dark?" "I flip at night, when there's no light." "I get anxiety attacks, so I take medication." "So now..." "I'm making a superhuman effort." "So here's the lovely one." " Ready for the sacrifice?" " I'm ready." "I'll be right back." "Switch all the lights on." "Anyone there?" "Laure?" "They're here." "Are you OK, Laure?" "It's me." "Fucking shit!" "C'mon, connect!" "Fuck it!" "Open up, fuck it!" "What's that?" "No idea." "It's coming from up there." " Can't you...?" " Shut it!" " This is it..." " Shh!" "Shut up." " Help!" " Fucking light!" "Open the door." "Please!" "Let's split." "Maybe he knows something." "Could be another psycho." "I know you're out there!" " What did he say?" " People are in danger!" "What was that?" "It's here." "Fuck, I can't do this." " My brother's dead, let's go!" " You're alive, now shut it!" "Bet he's shitting himself." "Maybe you should be." "I know I am..." "Let's split!" "Split?" "Have you seen what's outside?" "Just grab some weapons and shut your fucking mouth!" " Got any food in there?" " Sure." "Weapons?" "I got what it takes." "You need it round here." "OK, back away from the door." "Don't move!" " Hey, I know you." " Shit." "Don't say anything." "Get up." "Come on... come on!" " Not bad." "Did you do this?" " No." "They set about me, then I don't remember a thing." "You'll do." "Who... who did this?" "Who the fuck did it?" "Ah, there's your answer!" " Here they come." " Who?" "Are you kidding?" "It's a total fuck-up out there." "Come on." "Wait, my camcorder..." "What the fuck are you doing?" "You wanna die?" "Come on!" "There." "Careful..." "So what do you do?" "I'm a ballet teacher." "Ballet teacher..." "You're Canadian?" "Are we done with the dumb questions?" "Good." "Bad news." "What?" "Staying here is suicide." "We have to go outside." "This is a fucking nightmare." "I'm gonna wake up." "I have to find Claire..." "No, sit down." "Fuck!" "At least it's disinfected." "Swallow that." "What is it?" "A magic pill." "You'll need it." "A few glugs of this..." "Puts hairs on your balls." "Look at that." "Now listen up." "This is very important." "We're going outside." "Stick with me." "No more Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Justin Bieber." "We charge into them." "No messing about, no hesitation." "Women, children..." "Fuck!" "Yes, children." "No time to test whether they're 20%, 50% or 70% human." "We kill them, all of them." " Deal?" " Yes." "Rock 'n' roll..." "Let's go." "MY bag, please." "Thanks." "I'd rather you didn't take that, it was my son's." "Grab a gun." " Can you shoot?" " No." "Take something else." "We have no option, we have to go down." "Stick close to me." "Sir... are you OK?" "Sir?" "Help me." "Help me!" "Help yourself." "Who are you?" "He asked for help, he was alive!" "So which part of him was human?" "Look, kid, are you with me or against me?" "Make your mind up." "Fuck!" "Give me that." "Fuck!" "Hope you're not scared of the dark." "Rock 'n' roll." "Good... follow me." "Shit!" "Come and help me." "Wait..." "Let me breathe." "Fuck." "Still got your toy?" "I might be the only human being left that you will fight you could make an effort, Johnny." "For you, I'll give you the honor." "Motherfucker." "Shit." "Well done." "Turns out you've got balls after all." "I'll take that... shit!" "Are you OK?" "I'm fucked." "Shit, what's this?" "For me anyway." " Now beat it." " What?" "Beat it!" "Go on." "Good luck." "Don't look at me." "Don't look at me!" "Claire?" "Claire?" "Claire, no, that's not the answer." "Come here." "I'll get something for you." "I only found this..." "Chris!" "What have I done?" "Chris, forgive me..." "I'm so sorry." "Dad!" "Mr. Astronaut!" " Are you OK?" " Stay away from me!" "Stop!" "We need help." " What are you doing here?" " We were attacked." " Are you alone?" " Yes, they're all dead." "What about him?" "He's lost a lot of blood, he needs help." "Get in." "We'll help you." "Do what you can to keep him alive." "Are you kidding?" "He needs to be saved!" "You mean you won't help us?" " Stop that!" " No sudden movements!" "How's it going?" "Where is he?" "Take this gun and fucking fight!" "Don't worry, it's nearly over." "Subtitles:" "Kevin Smith" "Subtitling:" "Vdm"