"Mr. Mechek called." "Today you must finish the apartment at Torgovaya." "Mom, give me a cigarette." "Are you dreaming or what?" "Are you coming?" "You should be there at four." "Which one is the return?" "That one." "GLASGOW" "Mom then worked in a pub in Glasgow." "They had an affair." "Of course, you look similar." "And you never saw him?" "How can that be if he's your father?" "He has a contract with the club." "The coach doesn't allow him to come." "It happens sometimes." "You just imagine:" "score is one-one." "Father receives from the defender, the ball is right across the field he passes three, makes a pass to the attacker so convenient, that even I would have scored it." "Surely at the last minute?" "On the 88th." "We used to have a dog, Stefan, but he's dead." "We also had a hamster, also Stefan." " But he's dead, too." " Here you go." "Is it a phone?" "On sale, two for the price of one." "Now we can communicate as..." "as white people." "Can you sing?" "Because for a construction worker, singing is the root of everything." "You may not be able to paint, but you must be able to sing." "Well, Damian, sing along." "Here, Damian for your mother, as agreed..." "Yes, take it!" "And this is a bonus for you, don't say anything to your mother." "Okay?" "This is for you personally." "You're saving up for a ticket to Scotland." "You don't have to, my mother saves it up." "Well, let her save it up, but it will be your money." "And this bonus - that's our secret, okay?" "Everyone should have some kind of secret." "Sure, Mr. Mechek." " Till Thursday." " Till Thursday." "Is the baby Patrick's?" "He needs a father." "If you want..." "we can go to Scotland together." " There's a big house there." " Hey!" "Do you need a rubber?" "How will you talk to him?" "In English?" "He doesn't have my number or address." "He doesn't know me at all." "He doesn't even know I was born." "It sometimes happens..." "That fathers don't know their son." "Take it." "It's for the baby." "Buy him something." "What an asshole, we agreed on hundred zloty!" "What the fuck!" "You won't go there anymore, do you hear?" " And did he give you a bonus?" " He did." " And where is it?" " I spent it." "How did you spend it?" "On what did you spend it?" "None of your business!" "It's my money!" "Will you put it in the piggy bank?" "Did I ever not put it in?" "Where did you get the phone?" "Bought it?" "Show me." "We called the only number in his address book." "It was dark, he was drunk, he didn't notice the car." "Damian!" "Will you come back today?" "I'm working till 8." "Take it." "Claudek, I'm not that kind of girl." "Come on, now, give me a break..." "Take it." "Buy yourself something." "Damn!" "Fuck!" "What's this?" "Damn, it stinks." "Fuck, shit, piss..." "What the fuck, and what now?" "What did you do?" "What are you...you lost your marbles?" "Did he force you to fuck?" "Not surprising that you were invited to soccer!" "What soccer, moron?" "Pin up a photo of this guy." "You have to let this punk because nobody wants you!" "Say that again, and you'll go to a reform school." "Get out, I need to get dressed." "Get the fuck out of here!" "Damian!" "Damian!" "I bought you a bum package." " Puree with croutons and onions." " I'm not hungry." "Later." " Hi" " What a big one." " Okay." " It bends." " Have you ever blown up a frog?" " No." " You're kidding." " No." " Did you ever eat halva?" " I did." " Me too." "And you never blew up a frog?" "You know how cool it is, you're inflating it and it does that." "It's a bit like in "Shrek"." "What kind of food do you like?" "I don't know, all kinds." "And what do you like the most?" "Home cooking." "My own." "Do you only eat sandwiches?" " I do my own cooking." " And what do you cook?" "Well, different things." "Casseroles, tomato soups." "You make your own tomato soup?" "Yes, myself." " Using a microwave?" " No." "He's begining to move." "How's your daddy doing?" "Did he score again?" "Why do you care?" "Scored." "Your mother." "He fucked her." "Do you know that?" "Your father is not a soccer player, he's from the liquor store." " Not true." " What's not true?" "That they fucked?" "What?" "Red button..." "And what's this button?" "It drives me mad." "Turn it off." "Well, don't watch." "Shall I bring you something next time?" "If you pressed it I would feel better myself." " I'll go get a nurse." " You will get two thousand." "That's all I have." "You can go to Scotland to your father." "Turn it off." "Hold it!" "Well?" "Sir, do not interfere!" "Where's the beer you have stolen?" " Fuck." " Are you such a father that you beat your son?" "That's the only thing you know?" "Well, hit me!" "Beat me!" "What are you looking at?" "Get lost!" " You can't set me up." " What's the matter?" " What's the matter?" " Stop yelling." "Let him hear!" "I'm not his father!" "I can't be, I'm only 24 years old." "Claudek!" "Excuse me, what about him?" "Knock-knock." "Knock-knock-knock." "I met your father when I was working in a bar in the stadium." "How?" "He came back one time after training." "I went to the bar for cigarettes." "He smokes?" "Like a steam locomotive." "Is he an athlete?" "Do you want a fairy tale or the truth?" "Hello, Damianek." "Don't blame yourself, because I still don't know how to work it out." "Hold on." "But I've shown you how." "I will not go to Scotland." "Because Monica give birth to a girl." "And I should take care of her." " And what are you to her?" " I'm the girl's...father." " She has a lot of fathers." " So who else came?" "Some have two fathers, and some have none at all." "Can I have her in my arms?" "Russian translation:" "Professor English by Subransu"