"All similarities with real persons and occurrences are intentional." ""The Blueberry War"" "No problem." "Off course you can make that money in Sweden." "It was my cousin Jerzy from Poland who called me." "I told him I would help." "We'll sort it out." "Come up to Sweden and we get you that money." "And here we are, in the middle of the Swedish wilderness." "I already started to regret what I had promised." "Wake up Stefan." "There is someone at our place." "I'm sleeping." "It's just a moose." "It is the chinese pack." "They saw our car at the road." "Sorry, we didn't see any sign this was your place." "In Sweden there is a law they call "All mens right"." "This is Kongo-Rolle." "He's the bodyguard to one of the local berry buyers." "Nadja, the Russian, who mostly deals with the Ukrainian pickers." "He did what?" "Today... where are you?" "What did he say?" "Sedvallson?" "Tell him to go to hell if he comes back!" "That asshole Sedvallson has been at the Ukraine's and scared them." "Said that the immigration authority will take their visa" "If they don't sell to him." "Can he do that?" "He's just a runner for the Berry king." "They have to." "He has their passports and documents." "He is worse than Stalin." "Fucking Blueberry Stalin!" "I don't think you should throw dirt on Stalin." "He made the Sovjet Union a superpower." "You're stupid." "Stalin did nothing good!" "Are you thinking like a baby?" "Two other important characters in this story, Ullabritten, the local EU business manager" "And Svante Sedvallsson, the local dealer, who's also involved in the berry trade." "This is big business, the last thing we need is trouble with poles." "There is no problem with the poles." "It's the other pickers that makes fuss." "The Berry king is involved and his freezing company in Poland..." "Polzamar..." "Polzamarzac." "Ain't this cosy?" "When my job get too intense, I use to go out here and wash the car." "All tensions lose up." "It's like fucking in the Jacuzzi." "What is it, Svante?" "I only have a shower at home." "They tell me you are a fixer." "You will help me with this, won't you?" "It smells like curry, maybe they are stealing hens somewhere." "That barrel is almost what they have taken from us." "Rice with curry." "What about the rice?" "No!" "Have you got any berries, lads?" "Just a few buckets, those fucking chinks picked all our berries." "Stefan!" "They are here with our blueberries." "Stop fighting for some lousy litres of blueberries." "They have been a pain in the ass the whole week." "Take it easy!" "Sit down while I settle up with the others." "How many kilo, Monika?" "138." "138." "We want money." "Money, real money, no paper!" "Much blueberry, much work, much paper, much money." "Monika, could you drive them back to the camp?" "They think I am some sort of cash machine, but they like stamps." "Well boys, what can I do for you?" "We have some berries to sell." "Forget the blueberries." "I have a real job for you." "Young, strong guys like you shouldn't pick blueberries." "What about a real job." "Ten thousand." "Black." "Black?" "What did he say?" "He has a good job, no tax." "A real job." "You'll do it in a week, ten days." "Wait, I'll show you." "He might cheat us." "We need the money, don't we?" "What was that about no tax?" "Come on, how was it with your sister?" "Without contract and receipt he can cheat us." "We have to raise the value of the building." "Water in the pool, repair the illuminated track..." "Someone?" "Most important is to get rid of the loss from the last bankruptcy." "There must be some department with a profit that can use the loss in their tax planning." "The dump is the only section with a profit." "The dump is the only section with a profit." "But they take the loss from the theatre and the museum." "Did we pay the fire insurance this year?" "Yes, we did." "Good." "Further." "I've hired some carpenters for you." "Do you have a permit?" "Molle will take care of it." "Do you know someone who can put this place on fire?" "I thought the Poles were going to buy it?" "I'm not sure we can fraud them to invest in such a rats nest." "What about the contribution from EU?" "We'll see what happens." "Börje!" "Remember to talk to Molle about the permit." "Listen now." "When I was in Poland they invited me on a hunting trip." "I shot a wild boar." "When that polish tourist attaché arrives, I have promised him a moose hunt." "What?" "Ullabritten, no way!" "It's three weeks before our hunting season starts." "Börje, we're trying to sell a tourist resort that has been bankrupted four times." "And slowly is eaten by mould, termites and bad bank loans." "But moose hunting is serious matters." "Who's in charge of that?" "The County council of course." "I guess it's guarded by some nature freak." "Who is the boss for the County council?" "Well... it's the County governor, of course..." "Börje, who is the County governor?" "I am." "Then who's in charge of the moose hunting?" "Do you know someone who can find a moose, Svante?" "It was all about Jurek's younger sister." "She needed an eye surgery." "I had told Jurek that's an easy thing in Sweden." "Lots of Polish doctors work in Sweden." "I know one that surely can help you." "Don't worry." "We will take care of this, I told him." "Well done, lads." "The inspector was pleased." "Just some more nails in the roofbeams." "Have a look at this." "Beware of him." "He's the head of the construction board." "Politician, politruk." "Hide if you see this guy or his car, ok?" "Now you can start working." "Nobody has died of a little rain." "Think about the money, boys." "What car was he driving?" "A blue Volvo." "What the hell, it was a red Saab." "I told you..." "Take it easy, Sedvallson." "GLH 231, red Saab..." "You can't make jokes about such a serious thing." "I get into trouble if they find you." "Maybe it's better if you work in the night." "Think about the money, boys!" "Ten thousand, he said." "Ten thousand, no receipt and he will do the surgery." "Health care is free in Sweden." "Maybe for the swedes." "But this fucking doctor is polish." "And earning a good buck here in Sweden." "What will happen if she don't get that surgery?" "She will be blind." "They say it will take half a year and then she can't see anymore." "We finish this job and you have the money." "Remember what he said:" ""Think about the money, boys."" "Maybe it's the inspector?" "Politicians don't run around in the forest at night." "This is Sweden." "Not even here they do." "Have you seen any moose?" "Moose...elk?" "Nail?" "Both Sedvallson and Nadja were minor buyers compared to the Berry king." "Wholesale dealer, owned the freeze house, bribed the officials at the immigration office." "Take that once again." "My polish freezing company buy half of the ski resort from the County council" "And pay with shares in the company." "The County council will own half of my freezing business and I will own half of their mouldering tourist resort." "If we estimate, each part has a stock value of 25 millions" "Then we can get 50 millions as EU contribution for interregional co-operation." "Understand?" "Yes." "Good." "The polish tourist association takes care of the polish stock." "But the swedish company need a swindler." "Some one who signs the company papers and get a 25 million dept when the company has been stripped." "Pretty much." "You'll take care of that, won't you Svante?" "You have to explain what you want from me..." "This is big business." "You can get a piece of the cake..." "What should I do to get that opportunity?" "The Berry king is buying the ski resort from the County council." "And pay with shares from the company." "Fifty, fifty, and then it will be possible to raise the same amount from the interregional EU-fund." "The higher price, the more you get." "And the polish company?" "A junk yard, freon and poison." "Run, for God's sake!" "And what's my part?" "Signing the swedish firm taking over the shares in the freeze company." "5% of the EU contribution." "And a grant that all the debts are taken care of." "5%!" "That would be millions." "The only thing you need to do is signing some papers." "Two?" "Four." "Typical!" "I'll see what I can do." "It really looks nice, Svante." "Very good job." "Just a little crack in the window panel." "We will take care of that later." "Hello, and welcome!" "Champagne for everyone." "And for me of course." "Come on!" "These are the boys that helped me." "They are so skilled." "I need to get a refill." "I'll be back later." "The police!" "They stopped down at the road." "We must get out of here fast as hell." "You have the key." "You had it last, when you bought nails." "I gave it to you." "I don't have any key." "Sedvallson was with them!" "He was there with the police." "Showing them were are tent was." "I put in on the left front wheel." "We had been cheated." "He always did like that." "When the job was done he reported you as illegal workers." "You had to leave without any payment." "Ullis sad that she paid him 80 000 for the job." "Ullis who?" "The lady with the house, Ullabritten." "She paid him 80 000 for the job." ""Ullis"?" "He offered us 10 000." "It doesn't matter." "Now he has cheated us anyway." "Hurry up!" "Hello!" "Seen anything?" "Should it be a bull moose?" "A big one." "With huge horns that the tourist clown can bring back to Poland." "Are you sure it's ok with the County council?" "Yes." "It was the County governor himself who gave the permit." "You know, there is millions in EU contribution on stake." "What do you think?" "Then we take one from the research centre, they have radio transmitter." "Easier to find." "You haven't seen any red polish car around?" "See you!" "Could you follow me, please?" "Do you need any help, darling?" "No, I'm fine." "He owns us at least 40 000." "These are worth less than the paper it's written on." "Shouldn't we buy them back?" "We will sort it out with him later." "What the hell are you doing?" "Are you insane?" "Where the hell is our money?" "You can't pay with only papers and stamps!" "I will call the police!" "POLICE, understand?" "Just call the police then!" "Then we will tell them." "Just call the police!" "Come on!" "Let's push this crap down." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "You will regret this!" "The police!" "Yes, that's right..." "We were lucky that you were out on the road this early." "Have a taste." "I've put sugar in it, I think it should be sweets for the sweet." "Little but tasty." "Nothing happens here." "Well, we're coming back soon." "Pet him!" "He like women." "He can smell when they're near." "Horny like a baboon." "They are on their way." "Just passing Finnfallet." "Can you move the cart a little forward?" "Roadblock, reverse to the dirt road." "Do you need any more help?" "I can follow you with the tractor?" "You don't have to." "Just move that fucking pig." "Yes, yes." "Go away." "We will take care of it." "Where is the key?" "Damn it!" "How much berries was it?" "Many tons of berries, worth at least 100 000." "That's what happens if you try to be nice and give them a chance to earn some money." "They haven't given up." "They will be here in ten minutes." "We have to move on." "She will be blind." "Where am I going to find the money?" "You screw it all up." "We have to go on." "The police are after us." "What are we doing here Stefan?" "Driving around in the forest like fools with a ton of stolen blueberries in the middle of nowhere." "We can sell them to that Russian buyer and then you'll have money to bribe that doc" "You can't bribe anyone with thousand litres of rotten blueberries." "How's your foot?" "It hurts." "We'll have to do something about it." "How's it going, Geronimo?" "They've been here." "Someone stepped in the blueberries." "Let's give up." "We better go back to the station." "We just get into trouble if we keep on working too much." "This is the bus, you can tell from the wheelbase." "The tires are smaller, you know." "Is it still warm?" "Warm?" "What are you talking about?" "I better drive, maybe we can speed up a bit." "What the hell, Jörgen!" "We have been working since 4 am." "For christ's sake, Jörgen!" "We were one millimitre from crashing into that fucking moose." "Take it easy, it wasn't even close." "Let's quit." "Stop." "Finito!" "What's your problem?" "Have you never been in a car with a real rally driver?" "Annika!" "Annika, can you put up the warning triangle?" "It may someone might come..." "Just for some fucking litres of blueberries!" "Is there any sign of life out in space?" "You haven't seen a moose by any chance?" "That damn Jörgen was two millimetres from crashing into one just a moment ago." "A bull moose, with huge horns?" "Almost black?" "Something like that." "I'll drive." "Stop, it's your colleague!" "He can walk home." "Bloody idiot!" "What a luck that you were here Mäntyranta." "You can thank my stupid sister for picking you up." "I thought of leaving you as food for the wolves." "I understood we had to do something about Jurek's foot so we went to the polish doctor." "If the police were after us we could explain everything to him." "At least he was polish." "I told you he would help you." "Did he say anything about your sister's eye surgery?" "He still wants ten thousand for putting her on the waiting list." "He is an asshole, I know." "Stefan, you said we would earn money here in Swede Pick blueberries and do carpentry." "Where shall I get the money?" "I have to pay him ten grand for my sister and twenty for the plaster." "Twenty thousand?" "Otherwise he will report me to the authority." "He must be crazy." "I have to pay him in a month, or else..." "Or else what?" "He know some people who can break the foot again." "How's your foot?" "Not so good." "Listen." "Call that russian lady." "Yes, I know." "I saw it on TV." "Stay were you are." "I will contact you tomorrow." "Have you seen Sedvallson?" "I think he is with the other boys in the sauna." "No. it's because they have such red eyes..." "Is it Rotary meeting?" "Are you cold, boys?" "Is Sedvallson here?" "Not even in the sauna you can be alone from the women." "Don't be silly Svante." "You have to leave DNA for the paternity case." "What do you want?" "The moose has crossed the county border." "Isn't there any other around?" "Not with such big horns." "Not with transmitter." "Couldn't you call him back?" "Empty." "No one could live like this." "The papers are only a few days old." "I'll see if we can sleep on the attic." "Hello!" "Hey!" "Hello!" "Sorry if we bother you." "What did he say?" "Where is Ivar?" "There is a naked man in the potato field." "Give me the blanket." "Is he weird?" "Guess he is a bit crazy." "But no more than any one else out here in the forest." "It's against the rheumatism." "It's great for the body." "The whole body..." "Get on your horses!" "He knows a few words in polish." "A lady from Ukraine or Belarus stayed here a couple of years ago." "Could you bring get some blueberries?" "I heard about you on the radio." "I'm the maid from the local government." "It smelled of yeast." "Something was fermenting..." "A top modern high-tec moonshine factory in the crazy man's barn." "What is it?" "Look!" "They were transported to the airport were they are waiting for a flight back to Thailand." "Soon this group will be sent out of the country." "As you can see there's a lot of emotions involved." "Where the stolen blueberries are hidden is still a mystery." "That's right." "We have to show those hooligans that they can't come here and do anything they want." "Can I have some more?" "Stop that, you old horny stud!" "Keep quite about things you don't know." "They start with blueberries and cars." "Then money and antiques." "Robbing old people in the countryside." "I've read about in the papers." "It's only Mäntyranta." "Is Ivar at home?" "Sorry." "He happens to be at the opening of the Opera tonight." "Later on it was a cocktail party at the Spybar." "Heard that he's been naked the whole week." "Is it Väinämöinens daughter, Marketta with the red skirt?" "Who wanted a man with a rapier." "One with a sword and one with money." "Wicked on his shoes came a villain splashing in the mud and slush..." "One that had to take what was left, choose among what had been rejected." "Can I borrow the stilts?" "Will it be inspection?" "In the end of the week." "They are out in the barn." "One of the polish boys can help you." "What was that?" "Kalevala." "Oh.. poetry reading?" "We're training for a local play." "What are you going to do with the blueberries?" "The russian lady are coming to get them." "You can come with me if you want?" "What's the point with this?" "Compensation from the authority." "Didn't the moose eat enough this year?" "He didn't eat at all." "The forest owners put out carrots in the forest for the hunting season." "Quite!" "What was that?" "He was just standing there watching us." "Go away!" "Just let us do the whole job, you non-loyal sucker." "Where have you been?" "Picking up the new car." "Look!" "Rolls with cheese..." "And fresh Danish." "I kiss each millimetre of your skin." "Give you massage with etheric oils." "Rub you with my magic cat skin." "Chafe you naked in my Granny's squirrel fur coat." "Give you a bath in milk and myrrh." "Brush your naked body with my marten brush." "Stop that." "I didn't write anything about how you made a fool of yourself." "Get the coffee." "Here you are." "And then you can empty the dish washer, clean the sewer at the shower room," "Bring the garbage out, and clean the floor at the loo." "You forgot the milk in the coffee." "Oh, I'm sorry..." "What was that you suggested with the squirrel fur coat?" "How's it going with the terrorist hunt?" "Any new leads?" "First, they are no terrorists." "They borrowed a car and took back some blueberries they didn't get paid for." "That fucking Sedvallson cheated them as always." "What would've happened if one of the Tamils had killed himself?" "Hung himself in his shoe laces?" "They were Thai, not Tamils, and all were sandals." "But I can give you a tip." "How much does it cost?" "That is a later subject." "But it might bring honour and fame to your little narrow-minded world." "I know where they hide." "Who?" ""The Blueberry terrorists."" "Would you like to know?" "How much?" "Jörgen has a list of suitable bribes." "There was something about a squirrel fur coat." "Can't you show him how to do it?" "Where's Ivar?" "Out in the potato field." "Too much rotten berries." "I can't use them." "What should we do with them?" "Throw them away." "No that's me." "He is the chemist." "Here I am." "I thought you were a farmer." "Guess I am in a way, but the money comes from the University." "International economics." "Without books?" "Easier this way." "Doesn't collect as much dust." "I have the password for almost all archives on the net." "Ivar said you have a potato machine." "I don't know how it works." "Or if it can be used, but here it is." "Are you sure it was here?" "Yes, she said so." "Let's look in the barn." "Stop, stay there!" "Shit man, they must be crazy." "Those can't be legal?" "I don't know." "The car seems to be in here." "Why are you whispering?" "Is it an old VW bus?" "Yes." "Run the camera when I open the door!" "No, wait." "Let's do it like this." "I open the door and you follow with the camera." "It can be problematic with the light, but I'll try." "One, two, one, two... ok?" "It's ok, I start the pan from the junk yard, start talking at the harvester, ok?" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Ok, action." "We got an anonymous tip that they were hiding here." "A deserted farm far out in the forest." "We haven't found anything so far, they might have continued already." "But it seems like they have left one of the stolen cars." "Let's have a look..." "Oh, what the fuck!" "Great, what a take!" "Stop filming and help me get down." "I have a fucking pike trap in my hand." "It's some sort of elevator." "I haven't the slightest idea how it works." "Here!" "Hurry up!" "Put something under." "Help me down, God damn it!" "What the fuck!" "My nails like burn from viper." "My palms as poison snake." "I raise a fence of iron around my simple house." "Tied up with viper roap wicker braided out of lizards." "He must be crazy!" "Must have escaped from a mental institution." "The tripod!" "Don't bother, just drive!" "What a take." "Cool!" "If that rope would've taken my neck, I would've been dead right now." ""Wicker braided out of lizards."" "Did you see any blueberries?" "I can help you sharpen the knifes, boys." "You'll have potato flour enough." "I'll bee back tonight to see how you manage." "Thank you." "Be careful with the knifes, they can easily cut off a finger." "Wouldn't it have been easier to buy it?" "Can you buy potato flour in the store?" "Of course." "But Ivar said you have to do like this." "He just fools you around." "He only wanted to know if it works." "And make a painting of it." "We used to do like this when I was a kid." "When it dries you become white." "Have you understood that it's just a scam?" "Ryszard said it's just a bookkeeping issue." "You'll have a 25 million debt when they've robbed the company." "But still you've signed for the swedish company?" "I take the chance." "If we can keep our companies going, we can take in on them." "But we have to co-operate." "Are you with me?" "I just thought this business was an excuse for Ryzsard to fuck that swedish bimbo." "It might be that way." "But why couldn't we take advantage of the situation?" "Hohoo, anyone at home?" "You got it started!" "We did the same when we were kids." "Where's Ivar?" "In the potato field." "I spoke to Fors." "He will be here at 2 am." "The russian lady and Jurek were up to something." "They made tests and some chemical analysis." "I didn't know their plans but we needed money to pay for the plaster and the eye surgery." "This is also some kind of life." "It's a life for the leftovers." "Those who can't live among normal people." "A mix of wackos and witches." "How much?" "Two or three cubic metre." "Do you know were his place is?" "Yes, no problems." "Hi Ivar, are you awake in the middle of the night?" "Production development." "Damn!" "Damn!" "Be blessed noble maiden, divinity of early morning haze." "Golden Diana with the deadly weapon resting in your soft hands." "Stop the fuzz, Ivar." "Are you going to help us call for the moose?" "Mäntyranta suggests that you wait at the lookout." "Darling, I'll wait in the car." "Dear Madame." "Come with me." "An early walk in the forest." "The freshness of the dew, the satiation of the air will make your blood rush" "Colour your cheek and sharpen your emotions." "The fields, the forests and us." "Sure Franciszca darling." "Just follow Tarzan's grandpa tracking down the wild animals." "Shut up!" "No." "Not a single hit." "We could keep doing this all day." "Hello." "Alright, he passed." "Stop filming and help me get down." "I have a fucking pike trap in my hand." "What do you think?" "Is it use of a deadly weapon or preventing journalistic works?" "You are watching to much TV." "If that rope would've reached my neck I could've been strangled." "You shouldn't have been there." "It's his private area." "You weren't doing anything so we wanted to reveal where they were hiding." "We don't need any help." "We know where they are hiding." "And still you don't do anything?" "The berries are back." "There's no case." "The local police has informed us that the case..." "The case with the stolen..." "The affair with the stolen blueberries is dismissed." "We've heard that all the berries were delivered this morning and..." "What did you say that the police had said?" "I spoke to that police chick, you know." "She said the berries were back." "I haven't seen any." "They must be rotten now anyway." "Here are lots of them." "That is what I bought yesterday." "Are we going to do anything?" "No you're not." "I can give you some coffee." "You can pack up." "Stop!" "Don't open!" "I think I can help you with a very special story." "Did the guy with the milk tank work it out?" "Yes, I think so." "He filled up through the ventilation tube." "Great." "Is it spelled like this, Medyczny Uni...?" "Remove the S and write C and Z." "Excuse me." "How many do you need?" "I think I have twenty-four..." "I think he is on the right track." "He have to hurry up." "We are right in the scent." "If he catch our scent, he might turn." "We better swim to that island." "Hurry up!" "He is just behind those pine bushes." "That was the ruttish call, he might get angry when he finds out that we cheated him." "What the...?" "You better hurry up!" "We've checked the bookkeeping for the tourist resort." "And right now there is a bank and a construction company demanding millions." "If the loan is not paid next month the bank will bankrupt the whole place." "There is no problem, we have a solid buyer..." "The health authority has condemned the kitchen" "Was that a ruttish call?" "No, it was just a mating call." "What's the difference?" "You can tell from the words." "And all that about the scent?" "It was a bluff, to allure you to come with me here." "We didn't even ask what it would be good for." "We just carried those frozen sheep down the sloop." "We had picked them up at the cold storage of the Berry king." "They are getting a bit old." "Try to get the inspection as fast as possible." "They are getting a bit old." "Try to get the inspection as fast as possible." "I'll call them tonight, then they'll be here tomorrow." "They want them on the Norwegian side next week." "Are you cold?" "In the middle of the summer?" "Do you have marks and tong?" "What is she going to do with them?" "The "Wolf damage fund"." "What do you earn from it?" "15%." "Normal tax." "What are you doing?" "A wolf." "A real wolf." "First time I've seen one." "Now you're in a fine mess!" "Excuse me, there's a limit." "That polish tourist clown wounded that fucking moose." "What moose?" "The one you permitted Ullabritten to shoot." "I haven't given any permit." "There must be some misunderstanding." "The TV-crew videotaped the whole thing." "That reporter has been trough the bookkeeping." "They know the whole fix with the company and the EU contribution." "You'll take care of this in a proper way, do you understand?" "And tell Ullabritten to start thinking with her head." "And also make sure they quit my options in that company, right now!" "The polish blueberry thieves filled my camper with blueberry jam." "Don't you have any sense of humour?" "Humour?" "It was five ton blueberries worth 14 SEK per kilo." "You've never paid." "At least you have the jam." "Yes, thanks!" "Fine." "Thank you, bye!" "It's obvious." "Both the swedish tourist resort and the polish freeze factory are fake." "The board in both companies has bought options" "So they can put the money from EU in their own pockets." "This is your business manager." "These pictures should absolutely not be shown." "I know Janne." "I'll talk to your boss!" "Janne and me are really close." "Get lost!" "The County governor is coming, you can talk to him Believe me, they are on the wrong track." "They told me they just would check some information about the local companies." "You are chief for the news desk." "You are responsible for everything you broadcast." "It is a matter of hundreds of jobs in the region." "Wolfs!" "There are wolfs out in the jogging track." "Totally crazy!" "They were going for Börje." "I think they took him!" "Oh my God!" "For the constitut... constutit..., hat the hell!" "Constituent assembly." "A toast for.." "Wait, wait..." "A toast for the board in the vodka company Sagolandet." "Wait a minute." "You did a great job with the company." "We have a special gift for you." "Great work!" "Let's make that toast." "To Jerzy and Sagolandet." "I hope you understand that I can't make any public comments" "Before we've had a closer look at this information." "When do you think...?" "Impossible to say." "I will contact you." "You don't think...?" "And this is the complete material?" "Superintendent Brandtzek." "They think the County governor has been killed by a pack of wolfs." "Up in the illuminated track at the tourist resort." "Don't be hysterical Ullabritten." "It's a natural step in the food chain." "Instead you should delete my name from that options list." "Did you hear about the County governor?" "Yes, it's insane." "Father!" "Look what I found in the illuminated track, can I keep it?" "What are you doing here?" "They think he surprised the wolf pack eating booty a wounded animal or something." "It must bee that moose the tourist boss shot." "What moose?" "We've got it on tape when he shot it." "He and that lady from the EU-office." "Ullabritten!" "We have decided to wait with broadcasting that material." "It's a lot of jobs." "You know how it is..." "When the contract is signed, you can have as much information as you want." "Do you think the poles would buy a resort were wolfs eat people in the illuminated track?" "Could you...?" "Not even think about it." "Another thing, what about those options?" "How many did you sign for?" "Three thousand." "You'll cancel them, right?" "You know that I always try to help you." "The polish tourist attaché wounded the moose, and it fell on the illuminated track." "Then the County governor comes jogging right into the pack eating the carcass." "So they had him as a starter..." "Or main course maybe." "How many bottles do we have?" "25-30 litres I think." "What are you aiming at?" "Will there be many journalists reporting about the eaten County governor?" "TV will drag down all extreme hunters and wild animal freaks and broadcast for weeks." "This is our big chance!" "Is it true that you get blue teeth?" "Ivar says it goes away in a couple of days." "Have you thought about that you and I together own all the shares." "If we can avoid the bankruptcy, we can get the whole EU contribution." "Should we take the money or invest them?" "Maybe this company, Sagolandet, would do." "Why not." "They seem to be particular potent." "You mean potential?" "That as well." "That company was a failure." "Not so bad." "I make a purchase on that new company." "But all the blueberries?" "Much better when you can use them in a proper way." "What do you mean?" "I buy better and cheaper berries from Russia." "But I have to buy 10% swedish berries to print "Swedish Berries" on the jar." "So I buy 10% and bring them to the dump." "Now you can make vodka from them." "I love you." "What does the formula mean?" "50 million." "Probably more." "We sent the blueberry vodka to Kiev for an analyze." "Everybody I know in Ukraine would drink the vodka and don't care about the analyze." "Not this guy." "Becoming Nobel prize-winner." "He found out that this type of alcohol extracts the same substance as they use in medicine." "It's only in the scandinavian blueberries." "An Italian company sells such medicine for hundred million a year." "Euro." "Then we have a gold mine out in the old barn." "It's about my sisters eye." "When can she have her surgery?" "What is this?" "A copy of your exam at the medical school." "If you look at the bottom of the first page." "It says 'Not approved'." "That line is missing in the papers at the hospital archive." "Where did you get this paper?" "I know someone who's good at searching the web." "Will September 18th be ok?" "That will do." "...that the company Sagolandet is given exclusive right selling liquor at the new reconstructed tourist resort Vargklämman ...and that Sedvallsons bär have the obligation to deliver 10 tons of blueberry each year ...at the lowest daily price." "Didn't the police wreck that investigation?" "Maybe you want to see the tape where the police chief receive the material?" "Don't bother!" "It's a good start at my new job as a County governor to inaugurate a project" "Where local production and industrial innovation can work together" "In an international and interregional investment." "This is just the kind of spirit I've worked on in Brussels." "I know you need it out here.. out here in..." "The bush!" "...in the thinly populated area." "Good luck and congratulations to the biggest EU contribution ever paid to this region." "Who is that guy next to the russian?" "New business partner." "Drug company from Milan." "I'm taking a group picture." "OK, here we go." "Are you ready?" "Cheers." "No, I don't know what's wrong with the car." "I'll be late." "Somebody else could go there and cut the ribbon." "I don't know when I'll be back." "No problem." "Ain't the factory owners coming down for some coffee?" "A strange country." "A Sagoland." "No problems." "No problems."