"By year 2007 my country would have 50 million female and 25 million male, with 2:1 ratio, that could rise to 4: 1 by 2017." "This does not include homosexual men." "We are created to be with our soul mate." "Women are in trouble due to such natural imbalance." "Saengdad" " Ek" " Bow." "Ek, honey, is that you?" "No." "This is Bow." "Ek is here, crying 'cause of you." "No!" "you liar." "Please understand that Ek does not love you." "He's mine now, so we both share the same guy." "Ek would never do that." "If I were you I won't call and tell someone with stupid joke." "Though it's crappy, but it's true!" "Vayoo" " Somchai" " Bam" "I married Vayoo when she's 25." "She likes everything fast." "Would you marry..." "OK." "She's the greatest women I know." "But she has changed my life, for instance... when she wanna ride a motorbike" "she said it would bring us closer." "She made me following her around." "And that's why..." "I must have a mistress cause I can't take this no more." "It is necessary for me to change my life for good." "Jittra" " Nop" " Maya" "Honey, I've a mistress." "Marriage life of Nop and Jittra was torn apart by mistress." "Jittra just kept on blaming herself." "She just kept thinking." "But she could only picture her husband be with mistress." "All the distress has grown into resentment and it's strong enough to urge her to do things." "Mistress is popular word in society where a husband could be shared, and once a first wife is dead mistress will replace her" "like a promotion." "The wife's death made headline news you can see it every day." "As first wife, you only could just hide yourself at home." "Very embarrassing." "Someone said that:" "'First wife got aged easily but live too long.'" "Now, it's no longer true." "A first wife stood up and form a group called First Class Wife lnternational, for all first wives who become targeted by mistress and form allies against mistresses." "Mistresses gather upon a dark alley." "Perfect place for women like them as this alley comprises of small roads fully connected through seashore." "Safe house for mistresses and the husbands while they are waiting for revenge with first wives." "This is a story of mistresses and first wives." "Battle between FCWl and EMWl." "Mistresses... suck!" "Y es!" "They suck!" "Didn't you ever look when you drive?" "Come down and see!" "You stupid driver!" "It also broke on my side." "Shit!" "Bow and Bam!" "Maya." "About 8 AM this morning there's a murder incident with 2 female victims known as core members of FCWl." "This could trigger battle between the FCWl and EMWl, accordingly." "We have special reports on this." "Let's hear from both sides." "Let's see what they have to say." "Jittra, you are FCWl's core member." "What do you think about the death of 2 FCWl's core members?" "No comment." "Was this just a robbery or a revenge?" "What do you think?" "Two first wives got killed at the same time." "If mistress did this, I can't guarantee what'd happen next but that might not be the case." "Cause mistresses got no brain, otherwise they would never be mistress." "I think we're better than stupid wives who let the husbands out to be with other women." "Maybe the husbands were the killers." "Whoever did this If they have gut, come out and fight us." "I think they deserve it." "How could you let this become headline?" "It's fun!" "We should do more." "I'm happy to hear about the news, I've been waiting since I was 1 4 when I began my career as a mistress." "I waited and it seems like they'd never die." "All 3 are here." "You may heard about the news but let me repeat again." "8 AM this morning, while 2 of our members are on their way." "I'm sure it's them." "Let's go beat them." "Yes, we all agree!" "Let's beat the crap out of them!" "We'd do that for sure, but first I want Jittra to take charge on this." "Why me?" "As I know mistresses wanna upgrade themselves and Maya's behind all this." "So, what do you wanna do?" "I think we should remain calm." "Come on!" "Just keep quiet?" "So stupid!" "If you don't dare, we'll do this then." "It's clear that the murder is well planned." "It's a trap to lure us there." "But we can't stay still and let them spin our head around." "We'll attack them but we must plan things carefully." "They try to trap us in but you gonna let them celebrate first, then we attack?" "We didn't start all these." "We wouldn't let them be happy no more." "Good job." "I think I have to let you step up as the new boss then?" "Thanks, but I think we owe this to Bow and Bam." "Ae is right I don't want them to be happy even for one moment." "I agree with Jittra, we must be careful." "Some of us are leaving to become first wives, as they wish." "Hope you don't join the other side." "We'll wait for the first wives to counter-attack in here and then we kill them, isn't that great?" "Be calm." "We'll attack them but first we need more information." "I think Vayoo is the one for the job." "Besides, we must pretend that we don't plan to counter-attack." "You've reached 01 -838-4546 please leave your message after hearing the tone." "Ek, please call home." "Ek..." "Please call me, Saengdad." "Do you take it as an addict?" "You know, mistresses just deceive you." "I know the trick but I don't know where Ek is." "But you know that it's just plain old trick that mistresses use on you to ask you to give up your husband." "You don't have to take the call, but if you do." "You'd take all the pain, understand?" "Please stop using the phone." "Sorry, I couldn't." "Why don't you move in with me then?" "What if Ek's back, then I'll miss him." "Stop dreaming!" "I can't, he'll be back to me, I know." "Hello!" "My boys..." "That's good." "Good evening, Ma'am." "Where's my beloved boytoy Dear?" "Ok, Ma'am." "It's been a while, I miss you Ma'am." "Such sweet talk, my dear." "I thought it's the way you like it." "I know it's a lie, but it's OK." "Well, then..." "Tonight, I would give you pleasures." "1 2... 1 2 3 4" "I think they won't show up tonight." "They will come, I know Louis can't take such humiliation." "I don't think they'll show up tonight." "What such a waste of time guarding the alley." "Be careful!" "The husbands might come back home to them." "No way." "It's Saturday night, it's my turn!" "Really?" "Go back to your room or the wife will steal your turn." "If we just keep guarding like this, the wives would steal back the husbands." "She stole my turn last night." "I think we all should try to attack those first wife one more time." "I think they have no gut!" "Why Jittra wants us to wait for what?" "I don't see her doing anything." "You know what?" "My husband stayed home last night." "Normally Saturday is the mistress night." "Really?" "Yes." "Hi!" "Hi, gorgeous, do you have a boyfriend?" "You look good, honey." "What do you have for sell this time?" "If you want the news, let's see money first." "About 1 AM." "For more than 20 years, that I've fought to regain my husband." "I don't even know what I've done." "Women of your age shouldn't complain too much." "I know I'm old." "I just realize that things are about to end." "Are you sure you are up for it?" "Don't worry, I'm too old to do things myself." "I have Jittra as my assistant." "More news, more money." "OK, tricky dog?" "Hey!" "I am not a dog." "Keep an eye upon Jittra." "Tell us about what she's up to." "Maya, tell him to go away." "You, get lost!" "I am rich, now I could go see my mistress." "OK, I am leaving now." "What a waste of time!" "Why do we keep an eye upon Jittra for?" "Cool down, wouldn't you?" "I got nothing to do with Jittra anyway." "How can you say something llike that?" "Such a selfish." "Of course, I am and so as you." "What a terrible thought!" "That's not nice." "Why didn't you answer my call?" "I am already here, can't you wait a little?" "So, any updates?" "Money first." "I got money, you got your news." "Did you really have to do this?" "Tell me." "Yesterday I went there, I saw all mistresses were at the meeting." "They were waiting for bombing you all." "They plan to wipe you all off." "That's it all you got for me?" "What the hell?" "Leaving already?" "Hello... how much for the flowers?" "What kinds of flowers you want?" "I'd like to buy for my girlfriend but I don't know which one to get, can you help me?" "Any will do." "So, which one do you want?" "I like them all." "Do you live here alone?" "Why you wanna know?" "I'm a single, lonely guy." "Couldn't help it, I'm all by myself." "You just told me you want to buy flowers for your girlfriend." "You got such a sharp tongue." "So, what flowers do you want?" "Fucking flower cost me 3,000 Baht." "Open shop at 7, grocery shopping at 1 0, go see her sister at 1 1, close shop at 4, work out at 5 and open the shop again at 7." "That's enough." "At 1 0..." "Stop the bullshit, OK?" "Tell me what Saengdad's up to." "You mean that weeping bitch?" "Of course!" "What else did she up to?" "You don't have to throw money right at me!" "Well, I could pick them up." "Keep an eye upon that bitch and report to me." "Anything you wish, my dear." "We should attack them again, I don't wanna be mistress no more." "Good!" "So this could be my turn on the show." "Yes, I agree." "Are you stupid?" "Jittra is playing mind game and try to catch us off guard." "Yes, but that's only Jittra." "Or you expect us to kill Jittra for you too?" "Do you expect others to help you kill the first wife of your husband?" "Of course, what's wrong with it?" "Enough!" "I think we have to wait and see." "Please, I haven't seen my husband for a while." "Yes, mine too." "Or you wanna leave this alley and never come back." "Maya... so what's next?" "How about dropping some rumors to spin their heads around for fun." "Godmother of first wives seeks pleasure with boy escorts." "Young socialite made it big on headline in big fight with mother-in-law." "I've been physically attacked by the wife." "I am not happy and very depressed." "This shouldn't happen to me." "Bow, my love." "Oh my God." "Do that again." "I guess they couldn't fit their things in." "The old bitches at home!" "So they have to find mistress or the bitch's hole might got clogged up or something!" "From..." "Sor 8" "I just made a copy on Video CD." "On sale at Tawanna Mall soon!" "From..." "Fat Boy" "The girl's pretty good but the guy needs lots of improvement" "From... 9 1/2's director" "This video tape is fake." "I found 3 suspending spots after checking." "From..." "Apollo 1 3" "The guy's penis is small, but fit in one bite!" "From..." "Transsexual club" "Isn't my husband handsome?" "High socialite bachelorette dates this man." "But rumor has it, the man already has a wife." "So are we gonna do anything?" "What do we wanna do then?" "We can't wait any more..." "let's inform Jittra first." "Good morning." "You must be Mrs. Jittra." "There're flowers for you." "Meet me ASAP... from Louis" "Big mama..." "My gang gonna attack again, I am tired of waiting." "No, absolutely not!" "What's the problem then?" "Nothing, I like them to come to us, it's more fun that way." "Saengdad, don't pick the phone up!" "Why not?" "What if it's from Ek?" "No, it's not!" "What if Ek really call?" "It's not, believe me!" "Please..." "No..." "Saengdad." "Please open the door." "Open the door for me now!" "Saengdad." "Please open the door." "Open the door for me now!" "Open the door for me now!" "Open the door for me now!" "Saengdad." "Ek is here!" "They're fighting, what a real mess!" "Hello..." "What!" "I'm almost there, OK?" "When Bam and Bow are not in what if the wives attack here, we'll be in deep shit." "Our gang is out for the fight against Big mama's order they disobeyed her orders and failed!" "Yeah, right!" "What a dumbass!" "You said who's dumbass?" "!" "Where have you been?" "None of your business!" "If you failed, that's OK, no one would blame you." "I'm sick of your fake sympathy." "I told you not to leave this Alley." "Wait!" "Please don't leave just yet." "Are you having problems with me?" "Bow, Bam." "STOP!" "Maya, stop teasing them!" "Latest updates for you, honey." "This news would cost you twice as much." "Sweetheart, please calm down." "This info is about Saengdad." "Hello, gorgeous." "Good morning, how can I help you, sir?" "I am attorney representing Mr. Wijitnukul regarding his divorce case." "I would like to make copy of his marriage license." "Sure, please go to the Marriage License Section inside." "Thank you." "Ek is a real bastard." "Saengdad is a real dumb." "Ek is already married, but not to Saengdad." "It's just another old mistress trick, OK?" "Trick!" "I think you don't have any guts to fight." "Just admit it." "This is their plan to lure us to the trap." "Bullshit!" "You don't be really much help." "For how long do you plan to slow us down?" "What do you think, Mama?" "Please, believe me." "The right time is about to come." "Why should I believe you?" "Your sister is also a mistress." "Don't pick the phone up!" "If I were you, the misstress, I would rather die." "No one leaves the Alley." "I bet Jittra could not stand this and they must come for sure." "I couldn't stand this psycho bitch no more!" "I think Maya's right, they will come for us." "You two don't have to go anywhere." "So?" "What's the verdict?" "Just let it go, it's only a marriage license, doesn't really matter on who sign the paper first." "So why did you keep us waiting?" "I am sorry." "SORRY!" "Just say sorry?" "I think it's time to shutdown the FCWl." "Who wants to have mistresses, go ahead!" "The wives are tired of waiting." "Some of them began to split out." "I think it's time for the mistresses to rise." "We should inform Maya and go for the final attack." "No need." "We'll handle this ourselves." "That's right!" "If we go inform the psycho bitch, she'll tell us to wait again, what's waste of time!" "OK!" "I am in!" "But the next turn is mine, OK?" "It's about time for me to regain my husband." "So, where should we begin then?" "Go for Mrs. Louis and see Big mama's opinion on this." "And what the fuck are you still here for?" "Throw me some money I am waiting!" "She told you to get lost!" "Are you cheating?" "Sure." "'Cause you are women, otherwise I'll kick your ass." "You could try." "Come on!" "So, what's the deal?" "I come to say goodbye." "From now on, you won't see me no more." "No one wanna hire me." "The mistresses plan to take Mrs. Louis down." "And so?" "Tell Dear to come see me." "Absolutely." "Sweetheart, you better give me money first." "Well, that's more like it!" "Lure the old bitch to the Suite." "Wait for me to come out first, OK?" "You look tight this evening." "Why not come up to the Suite and I'll give you pleasure?" "I kinda want to drink today." "Drink wouldn't relieve your stress, but 'that' would..." "I don't want to do that just yet, I wanna drink." "Dear!" "You mother fucker!" "Let's do some toasting, shall we?" "Great!" "Now, let's dance, OK?" "Do you think I'm scared of you, bitch?" "Enough talk!" "Let's shoot!" "Wait, Mrs. Louis, wait!" "Come on!" "Dance with me first." "Why you have to go back?" "The old first wife is coming!" "I don't think she gonna comes." "I've been waiting for her many nights." "I want to go back." "I should better go back now." "Damn it!" "Ladies!" "First wives are coming!" "Kaew!" "Open the fucking door!" "The first wives are coming!" "What?" "The first wife gang is here!" "Where are Bow and Bam?" "I have no idea." "What the fuck!" "So what are we gonna do then?" "It's up to you." "What the hell does that mean?" "It means I don't give a shit about others." "I just only want to fight Jittra." "Hello." "You bitch!" "Thank you." "What's wrong of being a mistress?" "What's wrong of being a mistress?" "What's wrong of being a mistress?" "What's wrong of being a mistress?" "So, what's wrong of being a mistress?" "What's wrong of being a mistress?" "What's wrong of me being a mistress?" "You think you're so tough?" "It's goddamn wrong of being mistress!" "So beautiful." "Did you miss me?" "Honey, I am so sorry." "Why are you doing this to me?" "'Cause men like you are asshole!"