"Mike wants your throne." "He wants to replace you as All-Father." "No way would Mike ever try and shaft me out of being Odin." "Bring me a man willing to pay" "$50,000 to the goddess healer." " Done." " She's hiding something." "She knows that I know, and she's waiting for me to ask." " Were we lovers once?" " Yes, we were." "Our love disappeared when I stopped being a god." "I am Odin." "It's my destiny." "Destiny is that I will find her before you will." "I've never known why I had to find Frigg." "It was always this quest I was told I had to do, but now I get it!" " And thereby save the world?" " Exactly!" "(Upbeat rock music) (Laughter)" "Oh, that's it, baby." "Work it." "Oh, baby, work it." "(Whooping)" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, no, no, no." "(Laughing)" "Please, don't stop." "I thought the stick, like," " cured people." " Oh, it does many things." " Such as?" " Things." "I've got to get back to the suge." "There's some results happening in Masterton." "So how come you can do that with the stick?" "Because I'm freakishly strong and incredibly flexible." "No, with the stick standing up like that, I mean." "That's what it does for me." "I thought only Michele got souped up by the stick." "got us powers in different ways." "Michele gets to cure stuff, I get pole dancing." "And what did Ingrid get, super-strong liver?" " She gets super-wise." " Yeah, right." "I'm telling you, when she's plugged in, she's freaky." "She knows all the old myths and she can answer really, really hard questions about all the gods and stuff." "Oops, fun police." "Axl:" "Hi, Michele." "Would Ingrid be here?" " I need Yggdrasil." " Oh, right there." "Do you need me, perchance?" "Nope, just this." "Oh, okay." "Can I ask why?" "No." "I hope, as the guardian of Yggdrasil, you're not using our sacred artefact as a prop in one of your drinking sessions." "No." "Never" "You're late." "He's in the bathroom, cleansing in preparation." "I take it he's coughed up the 50 grand?" "Michele, with guys like this, you don't ask for the money up front." " So that's a no, and I'm gone." " No, no" "He's a very sick man, he's tried everything, and he's been burned by quacks before." " I'm not a quack." " I know, which is why I told him to pay us after, when he's cured." "Pay us what he feels his life is worth." "Look, he's a very, very rich man who very much wants to live." "Think big money, Michele, think crazy money." "Okay, now quick, do your stick thing before he comes out." "So what's his problem?" "Cancer." " You can do cancer, right?" " Sure." "What sort of cancer?" "Ah, let's just put it this way:" "think of the money." "There she is." "You're the goddess healer?" "Is that what they're calling me?" "You look more like a prostitute." " Good luck with the cancer." " Okay, okay." "Sorry." "It's just that I've had every bloody fraudster calling themselves... medical miracle workers prodding and poking me." "I'm sick to death of it." "Pardon the pun." "That's not me." "What's the cancer?" "Prostate." "Then you know the routine." "(Sighs)" "(Squelch and yell)" "(Groaning)" "What time did you get in?" " I was outside." " Around midnight." "One very needy patient took way longer than expected." "What was wrong with him?" "I'd show you," " I'm not sure you'd like it." " No..." " (Laughs) I'm all good." " Good." "Have you spoken to your brothers?" "So the cone of silence is still in operation." "So what did you do last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you want to do something tonight?" "I'd love to, but I think I might be working late again." "Am I your only friend?" "Hey, don't." "It's my job to be the bad guy." "Well..." "It's lucky for you I like the bad guys, isn't it?" "Yeah." "I can't believe this is real." "Yeah, it's pretty crazy." "Moving in together, plus... oh yeah, you're a god." "(Laughs)" "Major adjustment." "And it all happened so fast." "Too fast?" "No." " This is what you want, isn't it?" " Yes." " Of course it's what I want." " Promise?" "Don't look so worried." "We talked it through heaps." "(Moaning) Oh, I love you so much." "Let's do everything together." "I love you, promise we can do this forever." "I promise." "Get used to it." "Looks like we're together." "Okay, so... maybe not the most thought-out decision in the world, and I really just left my house, but... your house is..." "Our house?" "Yes." "Tonight, let's celebrate." "Have a romantic unpacking dinner date." "Yeah." "Cool." "Can we get you anything else?" " Mochaccino?" " No, thank you." " Why aren't you eating?" " I'm on a diet." "We can't afford more than one breakfast." "So why am I the one that gets the breakfast?" "We need your help to find the Frigg." "Well, I am helping you, as much as I can, but I have other responsibilities, you know?" " With Michele?" " Possibly yes and possibly not." "I might have lots of responsibilities for all you know." "We actually want to talk to you about the stick." "Well, that's one of my responsibilities." "I'm the keeper of Yggdrasil." "Mmm, Michele has her healy thing," "Stacy has her flexy thing, and I hear that your thing is it makes you real smart." "Well, I don't like to use Yggdrasil." "It gives me a headache." "Because of all the smartness it gives you?" "Maybe, why?" "Don't you think that smartness might be useful in finding Frigg?" "If we power you up, maybe then you can download from the universe how to find Frigg." "I can't control what wisdom Yggdrasil bestows on me." "It's like having a whole library poured in my head." "Or maybe you just can't control the wisdom yet because you haven't practiced enough, Ingrid." "Well, I suppose it might be worth a shot." " Yes!" " Except..." " Except what?" " Michele." "It's her stick, and she won't let you touch it." "What?" "Why is it all of a sudden Michele's stick?" "My mum sent my brother to go get it." "If anything, it's more my stick than it is her stick." "Well, you try telling Michele that." "True." "She'll cut your nuts off." "And then not heal you afterwards, 'cause she's evil like that." "Oh, I'm so late." "Anders will be nowhere near the office yet." "With my luck, today he will be, and he will knock me for being late because I've been having sex." "Is that a bad thing, given that it's true?" "Bad people make it sound like a bad thing." "Here's an idea; how about I come to your defence later on?" "No, that will only make him worse." "Well, I can bake some raspberry and white chocolate muffins and drop them in while I'm defending you." " You don't have to." " I'm kidding, but..." " I want to." " Seriously?" "I'll turn into a muffin." "Sorry, I'm being annoying, aren't I?" "No, you're not." "So I'll see you back here later on?" "To unpack?" " Yes." " Yes!" " You're worried about Dawn?" " Every second of every day." "That she might fall down a mineshaft, or shatter into a million pieces, or be eaten alive by rats, because of you?" "Well, none of those things." "Until now." "But yes." "And the worrying is making me clingy." "Gods must never be clingy." " It undermines our godliness." " Well, I am." "And the end result is she's having a commitment freakout." "She was kind of distant this morning." "Stacy's sometimes distant when we're making love." "Worried about work and whatnot." "But so am I, wondering about the surf report." "Doesn't mean we're not committed." "And I'm happy for you, Grandpa, but getting back to Dawn..." " Have you tried talking to her?" " I can't." "If I do the deep and meaningful thing, I'll seem even more intense." "Even more intense?" "Yeah, that's intense." "So what should I do?" " You leave it to me." " No." " No?" " I want oracle advice about gods and mortals." "You don't have to do anything, Grandpa." "Are you sure?" "'Cause I can." "It's okay." "I'll figure it out." "Hi, Dawn." "It still cracks me up." "The all-powerful Odin delivers pizzas." "I'm not sure telling her was such a good idea." "Yeah, tell me about it." "You're lucky you're my brother's girlfriend or I'd smite you." "Or I just wouldn't give you this free pizza." "Bit early in the day for pizza, isn't it?" "Yazi, the guy who owns Throne of Pizza, is experimenting with new flavours." "I told him I was coming to see my brother, and he told me to bring one over as market research." " What's on it?" " He wouldn't tell me." "Said it might cloud your judgement." " Can I talk to you?" " I'm here, I have ears." "It's kind of private." "It's okay, you're allowed to have your god chats in front of me now." "This one's a bit more personal." "Then let us walk and talk, my brother." "Don't try and eat all the pizza." "So why do you want the stick?" "To find Frigg." "You realize it does nothing to have a dick, right?" "Yeah, but I have a plan." "Oh, a plan." "Is it better than all your previous plans?" "Yes." "And does it have the Mike tag of approval?" "He's not the boss of me." "Ooh, bold." "I like it." "I need the stick and I want you to get it from Michele." " Are you nuts?" " You found it." "By rights it's yours." "Last time I tried that the word rectally was used, and trust me, I've seen what she can do in that department." " Really?" " Yeah, some people see the world through rose-coloured spectacles while with Michele it's kind of like... shades of red mist." "(Phone ringing)" "Yeah, I know what she's like, but we only want to borrow it for a little while." "Yeah, but she's not really big on sharing." "Sorry, I need to get this." "Guy How's it going?" "Did you speak to your daughter?" "Hey, well, that's great news." "Just, hang on a tick." "I really need to take this." "Okay?" "I'll see you later and see what I can do." " Yeah, sure you will." " No, no, seriously, I'm going to see you later and I'll-- when" "Guy, hey." "What'd I tell you, was I right about her or was I right about her?" "(Beep)" "What is it, Yazzie?" "Hey, boy, I've got another delivery for you." "Hey Dawn" "Hi." "Olaf." "Hi." "This is a surprise." "I wanted to see how you're settling into your new home." "Which is why you're here at the office." "Yeah, and..." "I brought an offering." "Oh, wow." "Your entire family seems obsessed with feeding me." " Really?" " Axl bought experimental pizza." " A bit early in the day for pizza, don't you think?" " That's exactly what I said." "But never too early in the day... for delicious homemade biscuits." "That is true." "(Chuckles)" "So how are you settling in, Dawn?" " Good, thank you, Olaf." " Are you happy?" "Yes, thank you." "That's pleasing." "(Crunching)" "Is there something wrong, Olaf?" "Exactly the question we're dealing with now." "Did Ty send you in here with this?" "Well, in a roundabout way, yeah." "Because he's worried about me." "How fast we're moving, have we done the right thing?" "Which is sweet and everything, but" " sometimes it can be a little bit" " Clingy?" "Yes." "At times." "I mean, he doesn't have to keep sending me food." " Even if these are awesome." " Well, don't hold back." "I won't." " To hell with the calories." " Exactly" "You see, Ty didn't make these." "I did." " You?" " Ty isn't the only master baker in this family." "Olaf," " what sort of biscuits are these?" " Chocolate chip." "(Crunching)" "Don't you love the way the chocolate takes the edge off the dope?" "(Crunching)" "How'd you do it?" "You're cured, does it matter?" "It matters to my fucking doctor." "He just about fell off his fucking chair when he saw the results of this morning's scan, yeah." "The word impossible was used." "Repeatedly." "Guy, you wanted a miracle." "You've searched the whole world for a miracle." "There it is." "Don't look a gift horse in the ass." "Is it gone?" "For good?" "Yes." "You have a gift, clearly, and" "I thank you from the bottom of my heart." "And I promise you I will do everything I can to help." "I'll transfer the money this morning, and yes, I want in." "Hey, let me show you the way out." "So we'll be in touch shortly with all the details." "And congratulations, by the way." "As they say, live long and maybe we can all prosper." "Help with what, Anders?" "We need champagne." "Guess how much." " How much what?" " Money he deposited into our bank account." " We have a bank account?" " Well, the money's got to go somewhere." " Fifty thousand, as we agreed." " Try $200,000." "How's that for gratitude?" "What does he think he's buying with that gratitude?" "Life." "Ah, my, but you're a suspicious wench." "(Clattering)" " Pepperoni with extra cheese." " Hey, Axl." "That'll be $15.50." "Plus an extra $50 special delivery fee." "(Chuckles)" "You know, because you asked for me specially, my boss thinks I'm doing dodgy shit on the side, right?" "I wanted to talk to you, I figured this was the best shot I had of getting you here." "Pizza?" "Beer with that?" "Sure." "(Sigh)" "I wanted to apologize for going off on you the way I did, over that whole beer commercial debacle." "I mean, it wasn't your brightest idea, but at least you were trying, eh?" "Yeah." "Things could've turned out better, I suppose." "We had a good road trip, you and I, didn't we?" "And you were in a good space." "But then, well, you came back and you got caught up in this harebrained shit... and I'm worried that you're going to lose it again, go AWOL..." "Well, I lost it and I'm sorry." "You know, I guess crazy shit comes with the territory when you're Odin, eh?" "Yeah." "But there's crazy and then there's, you know. (Whistles) Crazy." "(Chuckles) True." "Lucky I got you around to tell me the difference, though, eh, Mike?" "Anyway, I'm just extending the hand of peace here, that's all." "Anything I can do to help." "Yeah, there is, actually." " Yggdrasil, is that here?" " Michele's stick?" "The stick that our family was sent to retrieve, yeah." "No, I haven't seen it for ages." " I can ask Michele." "Why do you want it?" " It's okay." "I got Anders on it." "(Phone trilling)" "He's seeing her this afternoon." " Anders is?" " Yeah, apparently." "Work calls." " What's up?" " It's here." " Axl:" "What is?" " The stick." "Ingrid just walked in with it." "Oh, I'll be right there." "(Dramatic music)" "Gotta go." "Yeah, yeah, sure." "(Keys clinking)" "What were we talking about?" "How you have a sneaky thing for rap music." "Yes, I haven't told Ty yet." "Do you think he'll like me less when he catches me doing the housework to Ice Cube?" "There's someone called Ice Cube?" " Yeah." " And you live with Hod." "(Laughing)" "(Phone ringing)" "(Laughing)" "(Phone ringing)" "JPR-- (Laughing)" " Shit!" " Dawn." "Yes, that is most definitely me." " Hello, Anders." " Hello?" "I mean, you first." "Yeah, I know, I'm calling you there." "Are you alright?" "I love it when you worry about me." "Okay." "Right, listen, I'm calling you to let you know that I can't make the meeting today." "What meeting?" "The one with the dog food people." " What meeting with the dog food people?" " The one I'm calling you about." "(Clattering)" "We don't have-- we don't have any meetings today." "Yeah, no, no, we do." "They called last night." "I think they found pieces of dog in the dog food." "That's terrible." "I know, I'm just kidding." "No, they just need some love and I can't do it, so you can." "No, I can't." "Why can't you?" "Dawn, you'll be awesome." "You give great love." "At least that's what Ty tells me." " What time are they coming?" " I don't know." "This afternoon, maybe." "Don't screw up." "(Groans)" "Look what you've done." "Our last client and I'm off weed." "(Sigh)" "I need some air." "(Footsteps)" "It's Axl, isn't it?" "It's quite a dream meeting a god like this." "TUTTA SBAGLIATA" "Oh, dude, shut up." "I saw the way that you crudely assaulted him last night." "Man, you were much rougher than you needed to be." "Don't blame me, blame anatomy." "It's money." "Obscenely grateful plentiful money, Michele." "And we need money, lots of it to set this up how we want." "The way you want it." "You want it too, otherwise you would've left ages ago." "Maybe I like drinking champagne, despite the company." "Oh, come on, Michele." "This is your shot at greatness." "Despite all your bitching to the contrary, you're actually happy being a money goddess." "or you're scared of what Mike will say when he finds out, when he inevitably rains on our parade." " I need time." " For what?" "This is your ticket to the life you always wanted, Michele." "Or would you rather spend time in that man cave that Mike calls home with his 2.4 babies." "Or what?" "You're actually in love with him?" "In my own way, yes, I am." "Michele, the builder's wife, really?" "Michele, as a friend, ditch Mike." "He's a ball and chain." "Some friend." "Okay, as your future business partner." "Actually, no, whatever." "Either way your relationship's finished." "If you tell him, he won't stand for it, If you don't, he'll find out and then the relationship's finished anyway." "You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't." "Fuck you, Anders." "I'm not going to be bullied into this." "Okay, babe, but when it all falls to shit, you can cry on my shoulder." "Or my penis." "Either way, it's fine." "(Dramatic music)" "(Soft instrumental music)" "Clouds, that's so amazing." "Here's a porpoise cloud." "I want to jump on him and sniff him." "Sniff the porpoise." "Yes." "(Laughter)" "Dawn, can we talk?" "Really talk?" "I would love that." "Ty is a bit worried about you." "You told him I was stoned." "No." "No." "When would I do that?" "We've been together the whole time." "You're a god." "So then why is he worried?" "Is this why he's so clingy?" "Yes, the clingy thing." "There is also that." "And... and the fact that when mortals become aware of god business, strange and terrlele things tend to happen to them." "I could have worded that better." "To the god or... the mortal?" "Mortal." "Shoot." "Hey, Ingrid." "How's it going?" "Well, Masterson turned out to be a dead end." "One of many." "When you're searching for a Frigg, you end up kissing a lot of frogs." "Unless there's a way to shortcut around the frogs." "Showtime, Ingrid." "Oh, I really don't know about this." "All you have to do... is power up... and fill in the missing pieces." " Maybe." " Maybe is the best thing we've got right now." "It's Michele's yggdrasil and I'm the guardian of it, not the user." "Isn't finding Frigg the most important thing, to all of us?" " I think Michele would argue otherwise." " Ragnarok." "Ingrid." "Ragnarok." "You're right." "The end of the world as we know it is bigger than even Michele." " Hands on the stick, Ingrid." " Okay." "Tell it what you need to know." "Ask it to guide you." " I'm not sure it's a two-way conversation." " Just try." "Okay?" "Please?" "(Ingrid clears throat)" "Find Frigg, Ingrid." "Where is she?" "That's the wisdom we seek." "(Whoosh)" "(Speaking other language)" "(Speaking other language)" "Are you getting any of this?" "(Speaking other language)" "(Speaking other language)" "Okay, I've heard of him." " What's it got to do with Frigg?" " In the myths, not a lot." "But we're not looking for a guy." "Maybe she is." "Axl, "Honea" is the god who gave reason to man." "Ingrid, we need to be looking for Frigg." " It worked." " Axl:" "What?" "I have a map or directions to her." " That's not a map or directions, Ingrid." " Maybe not to you." "Go." " Ingrid, are you okay?" " Car." "Who's Car?" "What's he god of?" "She means we need to go somewhere by car, Axl." "Oh, right." " Changed your mind?" " Changed my mind about what?" "Mike, hello." " Who's changed what mind?" " Don't even bother." "Look." "Okay, this is not what it looks like." "It looks like after Michele left, maybe you're running a bath." "Yes, that's exactly what it is." "So what is it that it doesn't look like, Anders?" "That I'm screwing your girlfriend, which I'm not." "I know." "Really?" "How?" "Seems entirely plausible that I could be." "Because I trust her and she has taste." "Well, we're all sorted because she actually loves you, so go figure." "So what are you doing with Michele, Anders?" "Discussing business opportunities." "Hm." "Because you two have so many areas in common." "No, no, no, Mike." "Just one." "We both want to make something of our lives." "Sorry if that gets up your nose but she's got this remarkable gift." "She even saved my sorry life, for fuck sakes." "So why shouldn't she get a little something out of it?" "She has a gift." "People all over the world make truckloads of money using their gift, so what's wrong with her and me and you, as her chosen life partner, getting some coin out of it?" "Look, last night," "I saw that she stuck her finger inside some guy's ass, cured his prostate thingy, saved his life. 200 grand." "Now, I know you think that we should all be hiding under rocks but, seriously, where's the harm in that?" "Dawn?" "Hello, Dawn." "Dawn:" "Is it because he'll freeze me?" "Is that the bad thing that might happen?" "He's not going to freeze you." "He's done it before." "Well... yes." "But the current theory is that Ty's powers are fuelled by dark thoughts." "And it... was the guilt of living a lie which led to, you know." "He loves you." "Love doesn't freeze people." "What if he stops loving me?" "If I have an affair or something?" "Are you planning on having an affair?" " No." "I love him." " Well, then" "I think you're pretty safe." "He killed you." "No." "I'm very much alive and here, Dawn." ""Hodge" killed "Alt"." "You've been reading, haven't you?" "Don't." "They're stories written by drunk men." "They're not real." "Mostly not real." "What if none of this is real?" "I'm pretty sure this is real, Dawn." "It's..." " almost too real." " What if it isn't love and turns out I just have a thing for gods?" "Or maybe he just has a thing for mortals and that's all I am to him." "It would be bad." "It would be really bad." " What if we can't have babies?" " I don't know, Dawn." "All right?" " I don't know anything anymore." " I don't want bad things to happen, Olaf." "No, we don't." "(Leaves rustling)" "Hey, it's me." "Um, we have a problem." "We?" "There is no we." "I think Mike might have a very different take on that." " How?" " He came to my hotel and put one and one together, got two and then he left." "My advice to you would be to keep that stick very close to you, somewhere even ideally Ullr can't find it." "Thank you, Anders." "Now I have a problem." "I don't know where the stick is." "What do you mean you don't know?" "You let it out of your sight?" "Ingrid has it." "I'm at Axl's but she's not here and it's not here." "No one's here." "Ah." "Ah, what?" "Axl kind of had this lamebrained scheme to use the stick to find a frigg." "Okay, thanks for mentioning that." "Hey, you're the one who gave the stick to the one person half-witted enough to go through with a lamebrained idea." "Shit." "(Ingrid speaking other language)" "In English, please." "(Other language)" "Left, left." "She wants us left." "Go left!" "(Tires screeching)" "Where now, man?" "Zeb:" "Okay, where now, Ingrid?" "Ingrid?" "(Ingrid laughing)" "Okay, no, right, right." "(Tires squealing)" "It's like taking directions from someone with Tourettes." "(Speaking other language)" "Okay, stop." "Stop!" " What?" " Stop!" " Why?" "What's going on?" " This is not good, man." "Ingrid, Ingrid, you need to let the stick go." " But she's leading us somewhere." " Look at her!" "Her brain's about to explode." "Oh, that..." "(Knocking)" "(Sniffing)" "(Crunching)" "(Clunk)" "Fuck." "(Conversation din) (Phone ringing)" " Hello." " Hello, Grandpa." "Ty." "Do you remember this morning when I told you to do nothing?" "Your words are ringing in my ears as we speak." "Why is Dawn nowhere to be found and there are remains of your dope cookies in her office?" "I wouldn't say she's nowhere to be found exactly." "(Footsteps)" "It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye, eh?" "At which point there's you to make it all better." "As I told you once upon a time... it's a chick thing." "Can't you just leave it at that?" "Then Anders got involved." "A recent development." "And one very much within the confines of Anders' little head." "You've been using the powers yggdrasil gives you to heal mortals." " And let us not forget your - three brothers whom I also - cured to." "And you feel this is a right and proper thing to do." "In the case of one of your brothers, no." "In the case of the mortals, of course." "Why else would I be doing it?" "Ah, money." "I'm not Anders." "I found something good within myself, something worthwhile with this power I've been given." " Why is that so wrong?" " Good for you." "But when you come down off your throne, can you even begin to understand how I might have a problem with this?" "Yes, Mike, I can see how you have many problems with this." "I thought of them all." "And I knew you wouldn't get it." "Which is why I didn't tell you." "That you were off playing..." " god." " I was off" " being a goddess." " In return, you're adored and you are no longer a minor goddess." "Oh, fuck you and your sanctimonious opinion of me." "What is wrong with healing people, Mike?" "Yes, it makes me feel good about myself." "So what?" "Why should I feel guilty about that?" "Just forget Anders and his bullshit sales pitch." "I love the fact that I can save people's lives because it is the best thing I could ever imagine doing." "And I love you, Mike, but that doesn't give you the right to control my life." "The choices you make impact on all of us." "How dare you play that card when you're just as bad." "You use your powers." "I know you do." "And I use mine." "All we're arguing about here is a matter of degree." "Yeah." "Yeah, I guess it is." "And when you decided that you could determine with your goddess power who will live and who will die, who you will save and who you leave to die," "I am sorry, Michelle, but you left me way behind." "So... what?" "We're done here?" "Will you stop what you're doing?" "Because you tell me to?" "Does that sound like the basis of a good relationship to you, Mike?" "I would resent you forever for taking away the one thing that gave my life any meaning." "Then, yeah." "We are done." " We have to do something." " Let's just see where she's going." " What?" "A hospital." "It's where she should be going." " Ingrid." "Oh, okay." "Ingrid, um, well, that's good." "You've done good." "Let's just give it a rest now, okay?" " Here?" " What?" "Here." "Zeb:" "An old folk's home." "All clear." "This way." "Shit." "Ah, hi there." "We're just taking my auntie to visit her hubby." "We signed in at the desk." "Ah, here!" "It's this one." "(Chair squeaks)" "Hi there." "Ah, Ingrid, this is not Frigg." "No, this is Hoeni" "The god who remained silent." "That's why he's not saying anything." "That too." "So, how is a silent god meant to help us?" "He doesn't look like he's big on charades." "No, in this realm, in this incarnation, he's also Frederick Larson... the father of Frigg." "(Child crying)" "(Handheld device whirrs and beeps)" "Where's Dawn?" "Emotionally, psychologically or physically?" " Um, all of the above." " First two, all over the place." "Last one, up there." "Thanks, Grandpa." "Top work." "Never again." "Hey." "Dawn." "I don't understand." "My delinquent grandfather got you very stoned on his heinously strong drugs." "Why?" "Inevitably bad stuff has to happen." "(Panting)" "Oh, that." "No, it doesn't." "Really?" "Or are you just saying that to get me to come down?" "Well, yeah." "But I'm a bit of a pessimist at times, in case you hadn't noticed." "I had." "Yeah." "That's one of the things I love about you." "You do?" "Of course." "Because you are my opposite." "And I figure if we can balance things out, we'll be okay." "And do you promise to use all of your godly powers to make sure that nothing bad ever happens to me?" "Of course." "And will you forgive me if I get a bit clingy from time to time?" "Well, if only you cling to me." "(Laughs softly)" "And nothing bad will ever happen?" "Never." "Is there any way you can trace her through the genealogy stuff you do?" "Like, we know her last name's Larson." "Well, there were quite a lot of Larsons on the sailings of the Hovdings, I'm afraid." "Of course there were." "And the stick didn't give you any other clues beyond him?" "There's like this wall around him." "I guess because of his injuries." " I don't know." "Sorry." " No." "You did amazing and I just hope we haven't injured your brain in the process." "It doesn't feel like there's any fresh damage." "Okay, if anyone asks, we're a church hospital visiting group." "My name's Jeremiah." "Okay, so what did Jeremiah find out?" "Is there a next of kin?" "No." "Apparently that's private information which they won't even give out to bogus church support groups." "If Hoenir's brain wasn't munted, could he actually talk to us?" "Ah, yes, that's a common misconception that Hoenir is mute where the truth is he's just a big vague sometimes." "And can Michelle's healing powers heal injuries that are old?" "Yes." "Yes, they can." " We've got the stick." "All we need is her." " Call her." "Oh, I left my phone at your house." "And I haven't actually got her number." "Don't look at me." " Like, I'd have her number." " Wait here." "Thank god you're here." "Thank god." "There's no god I want to thank." "Sorry." "It's a thing people say." "I need your help." "My helping days are apparently over." "I need you to heal this guy." "It's Frigg's dad." "If you heal him then I can find her." "Ingrid's already there with your stick." "All we need is you." " Wow, you're that close?" " I am." "Then let me take this opportunity to remind you, Axl," "I'm Sjofn, minor goddess." "I put an arrow through your chest on your 21st birthday to stop you achieving precisely the thing you're now asking me to help with." "But things have changed a little bit since then, haven't they?" "Because we've come to know each other and have bonded?" "Because I'm Odin and I have a quest to fulfill and I will achieve it with or without you, Michelle." "And it will really pay to be on my good side." "Wow." "He has teeth after all." " But he is too late." " Why?" "Because the god of the hunt is on the hunt and he is way ahead of you." "(Motor revving) (Brakes squeal)" "(Slam)" "No." "No way is he screwing this up." "You are coming with me, Michelle." " Too late." " No argument!" "Hold the phone." "I think this is her." "(Gasps)" " Do you concur?" " I do concur." "Hey, Mike, Axl went looking for Michelle." "Did he find her?" "No idea." " Whoa, hey, we need that." " Not any more." "Yes, we do." "We found the Frigg." "Well, not the actual Frigg." "Yet." " This is her dad." " Hoenir." "And this is little Frigg." "Good." "So find her but not with this." "Okay, no, whoa, hold on." "Hold on." "You don't realize how important this is." "No, you're the one that doesn't realize." "This does not belong here!" "This is wrong." "No." "No." "(Thump) (Gasping)" "This bullshit ends today." "Michelle:" "Mike, what are you doing?" " I need that, Mike." " Michelle:" "That's mine." " I need that to complete my quest." " Not with this." "Hand it over, Mikkel." "This is a corruption." "This thing doesn't belong in this world." "I know why you're doing this." "You want me to fail." "I'm doing it, Axl, because it's my job to protect this family from itself." " No!" " Michelle:" "Mike, no." "(Ingrid screams)" "(Grinding)" "(Grunts)" "(Sombre instrumental music)" "Good work, Mike." "Really bright idea." "I am sorry if I messed up your future income streams." "Your head is so far up your own ass." "You should not have done that, Mike." "I did what had to be done for the good of everyone." "That's a lie." "You want to control us." "You want us to live by your rules, but no more." "The days of you pushing us around... they are over." "Well, when you've earned the right to lead, then I will listen." "You are not him." "Who?" "Odin." "I know you think you are, Mike." "I've seen inside your head." "But you are not him." "I am." "And if you want to come after me," "I'm ready." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "You are history, Mike." "You hear me?" "!" "History!"