"A letter." "To America." "To film director Steven Spielberg." "As-salamu alaykum, dear comrade Steven Spielberg." "I watched a movie in the video salon, that called "E.T.", this is a really good movie." "It was UFO in your movie." "And we really had UFO here." "So, I wrote this letter." "Just read it." "The keeper of the store #43," "Satoybeldy Khoudayberdyev." "This is our kolkhoz /collective farm/ club." "There is a meeting." "The wasp has flew to the club." "Here is it." "This is my neigboor Kholmirza." "It's kept flying." "Flied, filed, filed." "This is our kolkhoz chairman." "He's a good man." "He took a paper and... wasp died." "Hassanbay, the accountant, congratulated the workers." "Yes, everyone is happy." "This is Bazarbay." "He's a good man too." "Steven, I can say all the people in our kolkhoz are good." "Hassanbay presented him the radio." "It's called "Vega"." "He is happy too." "He's a good man." "We were going to leave, but the chairman was stopped us." "He was polite." "Sit down!" "He said that we recieved a telegram from Moskow." "He started to read it." ""Government telegram."" ""To chairman of kolkhoz 'Communism' from"" ""the Ministry of Defence and the Academy of Sciences of USSR."" ""We inform you that on the territory of your kolkhoz"" ""it's supposed the arrival of UFOs."" ""The alleged appearance of pilots of it:" "height: 70-80 cm..."" "70-80?" "So, they're not so tall." ""Arm lenght: to the ground."" ""They have no hair, eyes are red, big ears."" ""Please do not give in to provocations."" ""Do not go on contact." "Professor Shreiman, colonel-general Nakhlobuchko."" "Rais-ota, what Moskow want from us?" "Are you deaf?" "The telegram says that the guests arrive." "Where from?" "How do I know?" "Probably, from there." "Why do you attacked me?" "I can't ask?" "So, comrades, if you meet the little person with big ears and red nose, you should go and tell me." "I will deal with it." "Only 5-6 person understood the message." "Bazarbay discussed with Matkaul the appearance of guest." "No, not that tall!" "Only 70 cm?" "Okay, but what did he say about hair?" "He said they have no hair!" "Yeah, right." "And nose?" "He said their noses are just like a beet?" "Yes, correct." "Oh, Bazarbay... is he has nowhere else to go?" "Right!" "Bazarbay, come here." "Look." "There's somebody there." "Just come here." "Look over there." "In the bushes." "Height: 70-80 cm." "You are right!" "Hello!" "As-salamu alaykum!" "Good evening, dear guest!" "Welcome to our kishlak /little village/." "We know everything about you, Rais-ota has read a telegram." "Our chairman is waiting for you." "If you don't mind, you can go to my house to have some green tea." "If you don't mind." "Are you nuts, Bazarbay?" "It's me, Yoldash!" "I didn't know you shaved your hair." "Get out from here!" "Next comes a set of untranslatable idioms." "This is Nakhlobuchko Ivan Ivanovich." "He is a general." "It was he who wrote the telegram." "Good morning, comrade general." "Hi, Vanya!" "Hi." "She has no shame at all." "Launch vehicle is fine." ""Buran" is ready, fueled fuel." "Start after 5 minutes." "What about the telegram?" "We sent it." "Comrade general, the crew is ready!" "Thanks God!" "Let's go then!" "5." "4." "3." "2." "1." "Let's start." " Low speed." " Low." " Intermediate." " Intermediate." " Full speed." " Full." "Remove the stages." "Start." "American prepared their rocket too." "This is their astronaut." "He looks like almost one of us." "But with glasses." "And this is an american rocket." "I'm sorry to say that, but american rocket has a lot of smoke." "So, it flew and saw our rocket." "Greeted it:" " As-salamu alaykum!" " Wa alaykum as-salam!" "And they flew away." "Why you kicking me?" "I won't give you money, you loafer!" "We have no money for 20 days!" "For a month, actually." "He's drinking for a guest already!" "You did the right thing!" "Fool!" " The frindge doesn't work for a hour!" " Why so?" "Yeah, it doesn't work." "It doesn't work too." "One moment!" "Moskow!" "Good morning!" "This is general Nakhlobuchko." "Well?" "Was anyone there?" "No!" "No UFO!" "No plan too!" "Aytalok!" "That day Bazarbay lost his cow." "He's looking for her." "There no cow." "There too." "Where are you?" "God dammit!" "You stupid cow!" "Why you always strays from the flock?" "You don't care about the collective?" "Thank me for I love you!" "Otherwise you would be a sausage!" "Can you see it?" "Your UFO from movie was like a plate." "It was beautiful, with lighting lanterns." "And we had a pot-form UFO!" "But anyway it was real." "You are so arrogant!" "I looked for you for 2 hours!" "I won't be kind anymore!" "I've lost a lot of time!" "Did you hear it?" "Go home!" "Go." "The cow was offended." "What is it?" "Looks like a pot!" "What do you need?" "Hey, boy?" "Who beat you?" "Nobody." "I had an accident." "So you're uzbek!" "But why are you do blonde?" "Who anointed you with green paint?" "This is not a paint." "This is my blood." "Listen boy, are you crazy?" "Hey, how is your name?" "Name?" "My individual code?" "That's what you want to know?" "This is weird." "How's your kolkhoz called?" ""Voroshilov" or "Leninism"?" "I'm a citizen of the planet Alpha-Beta-Centurion." "Hey, boy?" "Are you really from there?" "Why are you silent?" "Hey, listen..." "Maybe you're a son of... this drunkard Yoldash?" "Come closer..." "Ah, no!" "I feel great here." "Oh, these uzbeks!" "They're even in space!" "I like you, boy!" "Help me..." "Why are you silent?" "Wait..." "Wait..." "I'll take you to the hovel." "I watched a movie yesterday." "It's called "Stalker"." "Andrei Tarkovsky made it." "I understood nothing, but I liked it." "Panasonic." "What are you doing?" "Taekwondo?" "Get up!" "Take your pants off!" "I won't do it!" "Won't do it?" "Why should I?" "You argue with me?" "No, but I don't want to do it!" "You won't argue with me!" "And you, silent!" "It's all your fault!" "You indulge our kids!" "Can you see it?" "And it's my business where I'm going!" "Who is the man in this house?" "I am the man!" "If I want..." "I will climb over the fence!" "Everyone is a commander!" "What happened to you?" "Are you crazy?" "It's not your business!" "I go where I want!" "What arr you looking at?" "I'll be back at evening." "Don't worry." "Mom, father took my pants and said that it's for my brother." "I have a brother?" "No." "There's something wrong." "2x2=" "5?" "To hell this technology." "This is the best technology." "Hassanbay..." "We need to talk." "About?" "Whatever..." "Let's talk later..." "Why are you standing there?" "Come inside!" "Inside?" "Okay..." "Okay." "What?" "You swallowed a balk?" "Sit down." "Well..." "Well..." "You want to talk about space guest?" "Yes!" "How do you know?" "Last fall, I remember you brought some extraterrestrial," "Yoldash, the drunkard." "Disgrace for entire kishlak." "If you will do same thing, people will shower you with stones." "My advise is do not poke your nose into other people's business." "This is a chairman's business." "Really serious, secret thing." "There is one proverb:" "The bear wants a tail and cannot be lion." "That's it..." "Nobody listen to me." "God dammit!" "How are you here?" " As-salamu alaykum!" " Wa alaykum as-salam!" "I brought you new shoes." "And where is..." "What?" "Well... your wee-wee." "I haven't it." "But how do you piss?" "We don't piss." "And what about marriage?" "We are perfect beings, not as homo sapiens." "During evolution, we have eliminated the need for reproductive organs." "It was your big mistake." "Well, it looks not bad." "Sit down." "Well, don't be sad." "Some God's creations are like that, some are another." "Eat it." "What is it?" "Food." "Thank you." "Where's a dish?" "We use disposable tableware." "I bought this chinese thermos from a scalper for 17 rubles." "But if i will lose a cap," "I will must to throw thermos away too." "So, just drink it." "Thank you." "So, you can not eat the dishes!" "And now, dear guest... how's your name, by the way?" "Six-digit cell..." "Stop it, I don't understand you." "What name should I choose?" "Promotvoy or Utkurvoy?" "Wait a minute..." "My grandfather's name was Abdulladzhan." "Yes, you'll be Abdulladzhan." "As you want." "Oh, here you are!" "My name is Abdulladzhan." "Woe is me!" "It's better to die than to see all this shame!" "What are you doing here?" "Why are you screaming?" "What happened?" "A fire or what?" "Why are you screaming?" "I see, you are caring for your illegitimate son!" "Are you lost your mind?" "Where is this boy from?" "He fell from the sky!" "From the sky!" "I know what the sky is it!" "Hey, boy!" "Come here!" "You're scaring the kid with your screams!" "Get away!" "Hey boy, come here." "Don't be scare." "Come here!" "Where is your mom, boy?" "Where is Marusya?" "In Novosibirsk?" "In Barnaul?" "In Barnaul, right?" "!" "Dad, why is this woman screaming?" "You're stupid!" "You see?" "He said: "dad"!" "Kids are never lying!" "When you'll come home, I'll give you a spanking!" "What did you say?" "Why?" "I called you "dad"." "I did something wrong?" "As a result of logical analysis, I decided, that I'm your son, symbolically." "I'll call all my relatives and tell them..." "You said it right, son!" "Let's go." "So, Bazarbay brought his 7th child to kishlak." "All the people there already knew that Bazarbay brought his illegitimate son of a russian woman from Barnaul or Novosibirsk." "Mulla Amylvay said, that Bazarbay is a true muslim, because the duty of every devout person is don't leave without a care their kids in USSR." " As-salamu alaykum!" " Ah, Bazarbay!" "How are you?" "Who is it?" "My son." "Good." "That evening was TV-movie about Stierlitz /russian secret service agent/." "Good evening!" "He said: "good evening"!" "What a shameless person!" "That evening all the family was together." "As-salamu alaykum!" "Sit down!" "As-salamu alaykum, dad!" "So, my son-in-law, a grey beard, but a lusty heart?" "Abdulladzhan, this is our family." "I see." "Hi." "Bazarbay's mother-in-law tried to calm down her daughter." "She asked her to forgive his sin." "But all children blamed their father." "You... didn't have a moral right for that." "Okay, so I had to kick this kid out?" "If we don't need him, I'll kick him out!" "Get up, Abdulladzhan!" "I told you, he fell from the sky and you don't believe me!" "Oh really, dad?" "Get up, son!" "I'll leave with you!" "I'll take you to orphanage and will go to nursing home myself!" "We will meet every saturday!" "Get up!" "Why are you silent, my wife?" "Okay, you go then!" "Doors are not locked!" "And the kid will stay here!" "He's not guilty!" "I raised 6 children, so I can handle with 7th." "Mom, it's time to go home." "Hey, son." "Come here." "Aytalok, the cow, asked:" ""So, you made it up?"" "Bazarbay said: "I guess so"." "Good morning." "How did you spend the night?" "Fine." "Well..." "So?" "No." "Maybe you just overslept?" "How can we, Ivan Ivanovich." "I'm kidding." "Next morning, we saw helicopters over our kishlak." "2 of them." "This is video technician Kholmirza." "He fell from the donkey when he was a kid." "I have no spare parts again!" "You still have not found it?" "Oh, Bazarbay!" "If I had the spare parts, I'd realized my dream!" "I would have gathered a VCR with my own construction!" "Okay, don't be sad." "What spare parts do you need?" "This is the technique." "PAL/SECAM." "Transistors, decoder..." "You don't know it." "Don't bother me." "Don't be sad." "I will find it for you!" "This is the barber Mustafa." "He didn't fell from the donkey." "He fell from the tree." "Make my son a haircut." "Okay." "Listen, Bazarbay!" "He has mother's hair and all another are yours." "Don't mocking me." "That's it!" "So you did it?" "Listen, Bazarbay... it's a really hot day today." "My head works wrong." "Yes, that's great!" "Good work, take the money." " I don't need money!" " Thanks." "It will be more comfortable now." "It was a bad idea." "Oh, God!" "Well okay, let's go." "I lost my mind!" "Oh, God!" "I'm mad!" " Let's go!" " Where to?" " To Raykom /District Committee/." " You miss the family, son?" " Yes." "Do you have a big house there?" "18 steps in diameter." "18 steps?" "What a tightness!" "But everyone has his own planet." "You go to each other's homes?" "Why for?" "We're perfect beings." "This is weird." "I have to find my machine tomorrow." "Next day, father and sone went to ravine." "It was rainy." "What looked like your machine?" "It was small just as a piece of soap!" "Shiny, with a small button." "Abdulladzhan!" "One minute!" "You're stubborn as my children." "Come here, son!" "I'm all wet!" "Bazarbay made a bad thing for the first time in his life." "He stole someone else's thing." "You're not tired, son?" "No, dad." "Where are you going?" "I should find my machine!" "Follow him." "Hey, cat!" " Have you seen Abdulla's machine?" " No, I haven't!" "Get away then!" "Maybe it's in blankets." "What happened?" "Have you seen... a machine that looks like a soap?" "Is it shiny?" "Yes, it is!" "With a button?" " Yes!" " No I haven't." "Rais-ota has a bad mood." "I don't know why." " Let's go!" " Where to?" " On Kudykina mountain." " Okay." "Kudykina mountain means "Not your business", but in this case it's: "How do you think where?"" "Where are you going?" "You said to find Kudykina mountain." "Bazarbay has tormented his conscience all day." "And evening too." "Did you find it?" "No, we didn't." "Okay, sit down son." " Son..." " Yes, dad?" "You know..." "I have lost your machine." "Maybe someone stole it?" "What means "stole"?" "Well, for example, this is yours in your pocket." "And now look at your homeland." "And you can't see I took it from your pocket." "This is what we call "stole"." "But what is it?" "This is money, kid." "All our troubles because of the money." "Do you think it's simple to raise 6 kids?" "Look at it." "I have lost all my hair." "See it?" "Yes, son..." "Your older sister wants a big wedding." "So we need money." "Baltabay will need a wedding." "This is a money too." "I need to repair the house, but the prices are high." "I need a big money." "Let's talk about something else." "And keep it." "Buy some ice cream." "I'll make a big money for dad." "What are you doing, son?" "A big money!" "Don't play with a fire." "Dad, it's ready!" "It's still warm." "Try to make this!" "Make copies or make it bigger?" "Copies." "One moment." "Take it, dad." "Oh, God!" "My blood pressure rose." "This is for me?" "Oh my God!" "It's a lot of money!" " I can take it?" " Yes." "It's kind of 30,000 in one pot." "In 2 it will be 60!" "In 3 it will be 90!" " Wife!" " What?" "Why are you mad?" "Don't shout at me!" "I'll make a palace out of the house soon!" "You'll sell your lice to buy it?" "Don't worry, I have a lot of money!" "I will buy everything!" "Abduilladzhan, you're the best!" "3 rubles, 3 manats." ""A forgery"" ""of state treasury bills"" ""is punishable by law."" "Son..." "And... where's my 3 rubles?" "You threw it into the fire." "What are you doing at the kitchen?" "Dad burned his 3 rubles." "What?" "3 rubles?" "And you crying just as you burned the pot of money!" "They wait for guests and guests won't come to our kishlak!" "This is Shakhlakhan, daughter of the neighbor Mansur." "Abdulladzhan likes her a bit." "Khalida said he must to bite her ear, we say it when we mean wedding in the future." "Baltabay?" "Where are you going, son?" "Mom, dad!" "I was drafted into the army." "As it happens." "These poplars were planted by Bazarbay when Baltabay was born." "What happened?" "She has been ill for 2 days." "After her son was taken to the army, she became ill." "Khalida loved her youngest son Baltabay very much." "So, she started to be ill a bit." "It was a melancholy." "Sit down, son." "If you want to leave," "I beg you, don't do it." "Okay?" "You are my only consolation." "While Baltabay is not here." "Everything will be fine, mom." "What happened?" "Why are you crying?" "Someone hurt you?" "Mom misses my brother." "Listen, if I'll tell you something you won't worry?" "I won't." "I guess Baltabay was given a vacation." "You eat well in the army?" "Yeah." "Dad, why is his hair doesn't grow?" "Because he's in the army." "Tell me, son..." "You're in AWOL?" "What a question!" "What time is it?" "5:30." "I have to go!" "But where?" "Don't ask questions!" "He's in the secret building unit." "Take it!" "You'll give it to your friends and commander." " Don't go outside!" " Okay but let us pray." "Just don't go outside!" "Come on!" "There're no neigbors there?" "Bend down!" "Chopon!" "Give it to me!" "Take the breads." "Do it faster!" "I wonder if he's there?" "He's sleeping in the barracks already." "I'll do it again after week." "No, don't do it that often." "Abdulladzhan, give me some tea." "Okay." "Good, son." "Tired?" "No." "I think this year we won't have the harvest." "The ground is very dry." "I would like to see the rain here." "Do you need rain?" "Okay." "Hey cloud!" "Come here!" "Come here faster!" "Wow!" "Do it now!" "Thank you so much!" "Here's you rain!" "Is it good now?" "Yes!" "Thank you, son!" "Bazarbay, why rain falls on your side, not on mine?" "How could I know?" "Oh Allah!" "What have I done wrong?" "Dad, are you tired to work with this hoe?" "This hoe?" "I'm tired but what could I do?" "Sit astride this hoe." "Do it!" "On this hoe?" "Why for?" "Please!" "Well, okay..." "No!" "Not like that." "So, I sat on it." "What's next?" "Firmly hold?" "Yes." "What do you say to the donkey for he's going?" "Oh, God!" "Bad boy!" "Why is my hoe began to fly?" "Are you scary?" "Of course!" "Now everybody will fly." "And neighbors too?" "And I will fly too?" "What if they will fall?" "Can I fly to the bazar /market/?" "Of course!" "That day there were a lot of interesting things in our kolkhoz." "The beard of driver of Rais-ota was grew for one morning." "And his hen beginning to lay eggs." "50 eggs per minute." "7th section took a giant corn." "5th took a cherry, 3th - an eggplant." "1 meter long." "Matkaboul had a cucumbers." "1 meter long and 6 kg." "On the farm, the cow Targoloy gave birth to 40 calves." "They grew by noon." "Zootechnician Karymbay said that it's not because of cow's tribal life." "And that he leaves the Communist party." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Rais-ota!" "Something happened!" "What is it?" " I'm afraid to say it!" " Say it!" "Huge melons and watermelons!" "They're big as a bus!" "I'm scary!" "The chairman!" "These watermelons and melons grown in the area of Bazarbay." "3 tons each." "The agronomist Akhmad tasted it." "There are no chemicals." "In the evening on TV we saw Kholmirza." "As-salamu alaykum, dear comrades." "TV technician from kolkhoz "Communism' Kholmirza Tashmyrzaev started production of VCR, Hi-Fi class." "Buy it!" "1 kg - 3 dollars." "He supplied of this necessary thing to every house of his fellow villagers." "Now he made a batch of VCRs for the tribe of the Zulus of Chukotka for barter." "Market economy in action." "Dear viewers, let me introduce to you Japanese businessmen from the company "Geisha corporation":" "mr." "Toyama and mr." "Tokanawa." "Mr. Toyama, of course, you've heard that in the Uzbek kolkhoz "Communism"" "it's began to produce VCRs "Kholmirza"." "They sell it by weight." "3 dollars = 1 kg." "What do you think of this event?" "I don't even know what to say..." "Because my company... is broke!" "It's completely ruined." "And now even the dirtiest dog can bark at me on the street." "That's it." "Help me, please!" "Dear uzber cotton growers!" "Don't let a Japanese businessman die!" "Please, make the prices for VCRs higher!" "Especially for TSN channel, Vladimir Tsvetov." "Ivan Ivanovich, I can see the flying hoes!" "What?" "I said, the hoes are flying here and workers on them!" "You are crazy?" "No." " You must to confiscate all hoes!" " What?" " Just do it!" "You were right!" "I told you!" "Look..." "Look, Rais-ota!" " Matkovul, is that you?" " Yes, that's me!" "I need to go to the bazar." "Giant watermelon, flying hoes." "It has some ulterior motive." "...86, 87..." "Our policeman Omandzhan arrested all hoes." "Mine's too." " It's here?" " Yes." " Captain Fedorchuk, take your post!" " Yes, comrade major!" " As-salamu alaykum!" " Wa alaykum as-salam!" " How is your health?" " Good, thank you." " Where's your husband?" " At house." "Why?" "Call him." "Bazarbay, come here." "This is from police." "See that?" "I saw the chiefs like you!" "Hoe is mine and you've no rights!" "That's it!" "I agree with you, dad." "He came to arrest your hoe." "That helps you to go to bazar!" "Go away from here!" "For start let the bus come here!" "Calm down!" "Hands up!" "I'll cover you, comrade major!" "Don't move!" "Come on, shoot me!" "What's wrong with you?" "Give our hoes back!" "Go away!" "Give me this hoe!" "Give me my hoe back!" "That is an order!" "Give me my blanket back!" "Yes, take you blanket!" "Go away!" "The chairman!" "Come here!" " Rais-ota, talk to people!" " Calm down, comrades!" "I called to Tashkent just a moment ago!" "It's an order: you will fly tomorrow from 10 a.m.!" "Why 10 a.m.?" "Tonight I must be at party in the nearby kishlak!" "Oh, what a slowpoke!" "Look at the sky, it's non-flying weather!" "It's a lot of clouds there!" "So what?" "I must to be there tonight!" " You want to have an accident?" " We don't have airplanes here!" " Go away!" "Meeting is over!" " Fool!" "Rais-ota, we need to write a letter to Moskow!" ""To the USSR president Gorbachov."" ""There are strange things in our kolkhoz..."" " Who is it?" " It's me." "Yoldash Khodzhaev." "As-salamu alaykum." "Wa alaykum as-salam." "Rais-ota..." "I'm an extraterrestrial!" "You?" "!" "Why are you laughing?" "6 months ago Bazarbay saw me in the bushes... and he said I'm an extraterrestrial!" "Even American radio talked about me!" "I drank 300 g of vodka yesterday and flew there!" "When I came back, everywhere were these miracles!" "But nobody will believe me!" "I'm an alcoholic!" "That's why I want to offer you something." "Since tomorrow I'll start to spread rumors." "I'll tell the people that it were you." "That you're the head of all this." "You'll be a hero!" "You'll be a deputy!" "And you'll give me a bottle of vodka everyday for that!" "I should go." "How much a bottle costs?" " Let's go!" " Where to?" " To Raykom!" " Hooray!" "So, Rais-ota became famous." "It's the mail from Moskow has arrived:" "he will be a real hero soon!" "Dear comrades!" "We have a bigger salaries now and this happened because of our dear chairman," "Rais-ota!" "Thank you!" "Thank you and long life to you!" "Please, take our small gift from the villagers!" "They presented him a special flying hoe." "Sit down." "So, now we're going to fly!" "It's just new!" "Wait a second." "What happened?" "It worked!" "I arrived here on this!" "So, our Rais-ota is a hero..." "Get up, dad!" "What happened?" "Hello, son!" "I'm just a bit drunk." "I'm sorry for that." "It was because of sadness." "Long live Rais-ota!" "Hello, wife!" "There was a meeting today!" "I found out that we have built communism!" "So I drank for it!" " When we built it?" " Yesterday!" "I didn't tell about you to anyone, son." "Nobody would believe me." "But it's okay..." "Well..." "We're simple people." "Am I right, son?" "Oh, Allah!" "Why do you have disgraced me yesterday?" "Everybody has a flying toes." "And mine's not flying!" "Why did you do that?" " What did I wrong?" " As-salamu alaykum, Rais-ota!" "You're a slacker!" "Get down!" "Go to work in the field!" "Hello, Rais-ota!" "As-salamu alaykum!" "Why don't you fly?" "I'm afraid of flying!" "Why are you not in the mood?" "Don't ask." "I have almost everything but not happiness." " Why so?" " My toe is not flying." "Is that why you sad?" "Come to my house, I'll fix it." "I've been wanting something to tell you." "So, Rais-ota, this is my son!" "Say hello, son!" " As-salamu alaykum!" " Wa alaykum as-salam!" "Sit down, son!" "Let's start it!" "Listen, try to explain me, son..." "You promised that all the hoes will fly." "But Rais-ota's hoe doesn't fly!" "Rais-ota's hoe won't fly at all." "And you won't have the rain over your area." "And your watermelons won't grow!" "Abdulladzhan, I don't need your rain..." "I don't need watermelons." "I just want my hoe to fly!" " No!" "You will never fly!" " But why?" "You've committed a terrible crime." "What is he talking about?" "The wasp?" "I came here to ask about my hoe!" "You're not able to raise a normal son!" "Wait!" "Try to fly on my hoe!" "See?" "It's not flying!" "I thought you'll help me!" "But I can fly on it!" "See?" "I'm flying!" "But it's you who is flying!" "Not me!" "Do you think my hoe won't fly?" "I will show you!" "Yes, show us!" " Is your hoe can fly?" " Yes." " Give it to me!" " But I'm working, Rais-ota!" "Comrade chairman!" "You said, I can't fly?" "There was one writer." "Maksim Gorky." "He wrote:" ""Born to crawl can not fly"." "So I was born to only crawl?" "I will fly!" "Hey, my wife!" "Damn that hoe!" "Where's Abdulladzhan?" "Tell me, what happened?" "You know what you've done?" "Do you understand what you've done?" " Stop it!" " Shut up!" " Get out from here!" " He will never fly!" "You have disgraced me!" "I don't need such a son like you!" "Just go back to your homeland!" "I don't need such a heartless son!" "Why are you doing this?" " Wait, Abdulladzhan!" " Our chairman was such a good person!" "He was really good person!" "And now he's in hospital!" "It's good that Rais-ota stayed alive." "It was a great misfortune for the all people of the kolkhoz." "The kolkhoz radio reported every 15 minutes about his condition." " It's you, Yoldash?" " As-salamu alaykum!" "What have you done?" "Scratch my face." "Yes, here!" "I'm disgraced, Yoldash." "I brought a cure for you, Rais-ota!" "I will cure you quickly!" "Take it away!" "Then I'll drink it for to your health." "God bless you!" "And let your hoe fly!" "My hoe will never fly..." "Ivan Ivanovich!" "It's Stepan Stepanovich came to Ivan Ivanovich." "He said that the extraterrestrial is a son of Bazarbay." "He knew about it from a freelance agent Yoldash." "Ivan Ivanovich thought a moment and said:" ""Well, let's check it!"" "Rise!" "Battle alarm!" "Hurry, son!" "In the village began a commotion." "You don't know the people." "Your father in the police station now." "They say our chairman tried to kill himself because of him." "I don't believe it." "You can come back when it's calm." "Okay?" "Abdulladzhan!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "I'll be back, mom." "Goodbye." "I'm so sorry, son!" "I'm sorry!" "Don't go!" "Now people from the space will take offense at us." "I'm so sorry, son!" "Well guys, you misssed them." "Just overlooked." "But you said we shouldn't shoot." "I'm just waiting..." "Wait for them from my childhood." "Maybe I will never met them." "Don't be upset, Ivan Ivanovich!" "It hurts!" "So, this is my story, dear Steven!" "Believe it or not!" "Come to our kishlak!" "You'll try our big watermelons." "And melons too." "We'll give you a drive our hoes." "We can come to Bazarbay's house." "We can try to calm Khalida down." "She's still waiting for him." "And I'm waiting too." "Goodbye, dear Steven!" "Best regards, Satoybeldy Khoudayberdyev." "Abdulladzhan!" "You said you'll be back!" "Your brother will come from the army soon!" "Translated by daft_digger."