"Tonight on "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party"..." "Oh, these are my favorite drawers." "Nice balls!" "What is that?" "This is a pastry bag." "Put the tip in and don't push too hard." "It's in there now." "Oh, wow." "(laughter)" "You can grate the nutmeg." "You want me to break these nuts?" "No, I want you to grate them." "Oh, grate these nuts?" "(laughter)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪♪ (cheers and applause)" "♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪" "♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪" "♪ Snoop and Martha cooking banter ♪" "♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪" "♪ Here they come with grit and swagger ♪" "♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "Ho ho ho!" "Please welcome two people who don't give a rat's ass if you're naughty or nice," "Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg!" "(cheers and applause) ♪♪" "Thank you, thank you." "Give it up for DJ Fredwreck in the house." "(cheers and applause)" "And you gotta make some noise for the Tinseltones." "♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪" "♪ And a happy new year ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "We thank y'all for being here." "Merry Christmas and a big Kwanzaa." "Shout-out to the homies and a special Hanukah to my "Shalomies."" "(laughter)" "I love all of the holidays, but Christmas is special." "Before we all go on diets..." "Speak for yourself, Martha." "The only diet I go on is the gin and juice plans." "You know, no holiday party can be without eggnog." "I've been making it way before you were born, Snoop." "Well, how did you get the Stanley Cup?" "(laughter)" "This is our family antique punch bowl." "Oh, for real?" "Yes, it is." "That's nice." "And we're gonna fill it up?" "We are, and it's very delicious." "And a large bowl begins with creamy 24 egg yolks, two cups of granulated sugar, two quarts of whole milk." "It'd be my pleasure." "Mmm, little by little, just pour it in there." "And make sure your egg yolks are from your own backyard hens." "Yes, they must come from your hens." "Yes." "Two cups of the best bourbon." "This is called a spirited" "That's only, like, a half a cup." "Martha, you like to drink." "No, half of that." "One cup of cognac." "Oh, I love cognac." "Yes." "And then a half a cup of dark rum." "The darker the better, the sweeter the juice." "(laughter)" "Two quarts of heavy cream, egg whites, and sugar, whipped." "Oh, my!" "Mmm!" "It's good, right?" "Smell how good." "Mmm!" "Is that eggnog in there, too?" "What do you mean, eggnog?" "What is eggnog?" "This is eggnog." "Oh, okay." "I thought eggnog came in a box." "(laughing)" "Okay, that's that." "Now, you can grate the nutmeg." "Break these nuts?" "These are nutmeg." "You want me to break these nuts?" "No, I want you to grate them." "Grate these nuts?" "Grate." "Oh, grate these nuts?" "(laughter)" "Here's a grater." "Grate all over the tops." "Mmm!" "That's nutmeg." "That's nutty." "Yeah, this is really good." "I love this." "People have one cup." "They're all happy and merry." "(laughter)" "Let's make a toast." "Glasses up, everybody." "Mm-hmm." "Here's to Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen, but my favorite reindeer is that big old stoner, Blitzen." "(laughter and cheering) Drink up." "Mmm!" "What do you think?" "Oh, Martha!" "Heavens to Murgatroyds!" "Does your family have any strange holiday traditions?" "Uh, eatin' chitlins." "Every Christmas?" "Every Christmas." "Oh, you do?" "Yeah, I get down." "Ah!" "How do you think I look like this?" "(laughter)" "So what was the thing at Christmastime for you guys?" "I think I have about 25 trees in my house at Christmastime." "So many trees." "Every room has at least two or three trees in it." "Well, Martha, I have a lot of trees." "Um... (laughter and cheering)" "I have a lot of trees at my house in different rooms as well, Martha." "(laughter)" "(sleigh bells jingling) Ooh!" "Mmm!" "You know what that means, Martha." "Guests." "Yes, and they have arrived." "Oh, good." "You know her from such films as "Hangover II,"" ""Big Hero 6," and "Office Christmas Party."" "Please put your hands together for the beautiful Jamie Chung." "(cheers and applause)" "Hey, Jamie." "Hi." "Mwah!" "Thank you for having me." "Hi, Jamie." "How are you?" "Would you like a little cup of eggnog?" "Salud." "Happyholidays, you guys." "Thank you so much for having me over." "Yes, it's so nice to have you." "This is-- what do you think?" "Ooh, that's strong." "(laughter)" "And I do shots." "That's strong." "Oh." "Well, it's three shots in one." "Oh, Martha." "(laughter)" "He's putting it away." "That thing got me feeling strange." "I know." "Am I supposed to give this to you now or later?" "Shall I open it?" "Yes, please." "(cheers and applause) Help me out, Martha." "You know you're the best at opening gifts." "You give so many." "I wrapped it myself." "(gasping) Look at that, Snoop." "Oh, no, she didn't." "She did." "Wow!" "(laughter)" "Are these...?" "Oh." "Oh, these are my favorite drawers." "(laughter)" ""Nice..." what?" ""Nice balls."" ""Nice balls." (laughter)" "You've got nice balls." "Nice balls." "Yes!" "Christmas balls!" "(cheers and applause)" "You know what?" "I think I'ma go home at night to my wife with just them drawers on and that's it." "I'm gonna come in just like this." "What a thoughtful present." ""Hi, honey."" "Thanks, Jamie." "What a thoughtful present." "My pleasure." "That was amazing." "Let's bring out our next guest." "His latest release of platinum hits has more than 6 billion streams on Spotify, and I have accounted for maybe about half of all of that." "Please welcome the pop global superstar Jason Derulo." "(cheers and applause)" "Here he is." "Hi." "Good to see you." "Likewise." "Good to see you." "Dawg!" "What's up?" "(laughter)" "Good to see you!" "Jason, I loved your concert in France." "I got to see Jason in a concert." "It was about 100 degrees and Jason was glistening." "Look at these pictures." "Look." "I was right in the front row and I took pictures of every single move." "You kept me actually interested." "Ah, that's a beautiful thing." "Can we zoom in on that picture one more time, please?" "Merry Christmas." "She wants to put baby oil all over your body!" "(laughter)" "You didn't put oil on, did you?" "No, you know how hot it was." "Yeah, it was hideously hot." "Yeah." "But you were really good." "Do you like to cook?" "No." "It's just not my thing." "I'm a mixologist, though." "Oh, you are?" "Well, what do you think of that mix?" "This is a beautiful mix, and I'm also an eggnog connoisseur, so this is at the top of the list." "Just to let y'all know, it's unbelievable." "They have it?" "They all got some." "(cheers and applause)" "I hope you're hungry tonight, because I'm going to be making the traditional Christmas meal served over at the Dogg's house," "Snoop's Yuletide fried catfish and shrimp dinners." "Oh, wow!" "(cheers and applause)" "Jason and I are going to make croquembouche." "Do you know what croquembouchemeans?" ""Bouche"means"mouth." Right." "And "croque"?" "And "croque" means when you die." "It basically means "crunch in the mouth."" "Mmm!" "(speaking French)" "Wow!" "Jason!" "(speaking French)" "Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "You can't do this." "I have a husband." "Wait, we can't do this." "(laughter)" "So, it's a classic French dessert consisting of patea chouxpastries." "They're piped with a cremepatissiereof chocolate and then they are mounded into a beautiful Christmas tree shape and spun with sugar." "Mmm!" "(cheering)" "So, you're going to stuff the puffs." "All right." "Okay?" "How do we do that?" "Now, pick up a puff." "Mm-hmm." "What is that?" "This is a pastry bag." "And this is a-- ooh!" "That's a filling tip." "Now, stick this in." "You want to do this, Snoop?" "Yes, I do." "Okay, just put the tip in real..." "Just put the tip in." "And just squeeze." "Just the tip." "Just the tip." "Just the tip." "Put the tip in and don't push too hard." "Oh, wow." "It's in there now." "Come on, y'all." "This is Christmas." "This is a Christmas special." "There's kids watching." "(laughter)" "Let me stick it in." "Stick it in there and squeeze." "Actually, it's better for the guys." "(laughter)" "Jason's trying really hard." "I think I mastered this." "I might be better than I thought." "You're gonna be a good pastry chef." "When we come back, we're preparing our Christmas feasts." "Let's get it, y'all." "♪ Oh, how they pound, raising the sound ♪" "♪ O'er hill and dale, telling their tale ♪" "♪ Gaily they ring while people sing ♪" "♪ Songs of good cheer, Christmas is here ♪" "I like the way you spinnin' that sugar around them balls, Martha." "That's nice." "(laughter)" "I've been waiting, waiting to say this." "Fo shizzle." "There you go." "Yeah." "♪ We're now cookin' with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking' with Martha and Snoop ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "Welcome back to "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."" "So now, Jamie and I are going to start the catfish and shrimp." "First, we're going to make my taste-tacular tartar sauce." "Ooh." "Yes, and it's made with a half-cup of sour cream." "Mm-hmm." "You understand me?" "You throw that in the bowl like that and let that thing get in there." "One cup of mayo." "That's one cup right there." "It is not." "One cup?" "Okay, well, that's one." "That's a cup." "All right." "The whole thing." "The whole thing?" "Yeah." "That's a cup." "Okay, yeah, okay." "Here's a whole cup of mayonnaise." "(laughter)" "And then I'm gonna put in one of the main ingredients, which is this relish." "See, I embellished the relish." "It's real sweet." "It's a tablespoon of it." "That was three tablespoons." "(laughter)" "But I love the relish." "I think we cook the same way, Snoop." "We do, right?" "Yeah." "What's that?" "Oh, a whole lot of something." "(laughter)" "And then some of that." "Vinegar." "A dash of vinegar." "A dash." "Then I mix." "Why don't you do it?" "I don't know." "Okay." "Now, the fish itself, Martha, this is that catfish, right?" "And this cornmeal has specific seasons in it, you understand me?" "Well, like what?" "Some of that garlic, that lemon pepper." "Oh, so you already did all your secret stuff." "I did that." "You're not sharing that with our audience." "(laughter)" "See, but you want to lightly do it and you want to make sure you get it in there, you understand me, Martha?" "On every part of it?" "Martha, you taught me some things and I'm teaching you some things, right?" "You teaching me how to learn and I'm learning and I'm teaching you at the same time." "But why do you only use one hand?" "(laughter)" "'Cause I never know what I might have to do with that other hand." "(laughter)" "But as you can see, it has that breaded texture before I even throw it in the hot grease, you understand what I'm saying?" "Yeah, it's fabulous." "Look at that." "I ain't even got it in the grease yet and look what it look like." "It's so beautiful." "The texture is perfect." "That's like breaded, ready to be fedded and etted." "(laughter)" "Now, I'm fixin' to put the 1, 2, 1, 2 with the canola oil in a 12-inch skillet and let it do what it do, you know what I'm talking about?" "For, like, two or three miazminutes." "You know, watch this right here." "Watch." "You ain't gotta step back." "I know what I'm doing." "You're gonna do it gently, right?" "I know what I'm doing." "You dealing with a real man." "Wow." "Go and put one in there." "Show me what you're working with." "Put him in the middle down there." "Not too many." "That's enough, that's enough, that's enough." "Shouldn't you have it on low heat?" "No, no, no, no." "You want to let it breathe." "You don't want to put too much in there 'cause you want to allow it to breathe and you want the, you know, the oil to soak into this meat and really get it crackin' and make that..." "You want the oil hot enough..." "Uh-huh." "So that it fries it without permeating into the flesh." "See?" "Teach me how to learn, Martha." "And then you don't crowd it because you don't want to lower the oil temperature by adding too many things to the oil." "Okay, so, in the hood, we got it backwards." "We just be throwing 100 pieces of fish in there." "Do you mind if I grab some champagne from your fridge?" "Please." "Please, Jamie." "I want to drink with you, baby." "Thank you." "Can I drink with you?" "♪♪ (cheers and applause)" "Yes!" "♪♪" "(cheers and applause)" "This is my favorite champagne, by the way." "Can I pop it for you while you watch this fish?" "Yes!" "Oh, there it is." "Oh, Martha!" "Want to go to Martha?" "I like the way you spinnin' that sugar around them balls, Martha." "That's nice." "(laughter)" "You sort of decorate it with spun sugar." "What do you think?" "Doesn't it look pretty with this?" "It looks too good to eat, Martha." "And then you can make a little crown around the bottom." "Oh, that's beautiful." "Look how pretty." "Your spider-web game is incredible." "Hey, Martha, can I drizzle?" "(laughter)" "I've been waiting, waiting to say this." "Fo shizzle." "There you go." "(laughter and cheering)" "Yes!" "All right." "Snoop's catfish and my croquembouche are done." "Who's ready to eat?" "I am." "Are you hungry?" "It smells good, doesn't it?" "♪ Joy to the world, Snoop Dogg has come ♪ ♪ Snoop Dogg ♪" "♪ And Martha's with us too ♪ ♪ MS, MS, MS ♪" "Do anybody remember their first kiss under the mistletoe?" "Who needs the mistletoe?" "Let's kiss." "(cheers and applause)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪♪" "(cheers and applause)" "Welcome back, and happy holidays to my new friends." "Before we eat, do you want to say a few words?" "Well, you know, I love saying grace 'cause I was always the one in my family that did it, so touch hands and bow your heads." "♪♪" "Oh, Lord, on this evening, we join hands over this food and as Santa dishes out presents," "I hope the Lakers win this evening, 'cause I don't want to be mad." "Thank you for this catfish, for this shrimp..." "Yes, Lord." "For that thing that Martha made." "I don't know the name of it... (laughter) ...and those balls full of chocolate." "Yes!" "May we eat up and be merry." "Amen." "Amen!" "Amen!" "Amen!" "Happy holiday!" "(cheers and applause)" "Martha, Jamie, I made these two specifically for you two ladies." "Please." "I could share that with Jason." "Oh, you-- okay." "What about some of that macaroni and cheese?" "Yes." "It's right here." "Here, Jason." "I was a little worried that we weren't gonna actually eat." "Them shrimps is cold." "There you go." "What's cold?" "No, that mean they're good." "Oh." "See, I'm learning." "Do you want some mac?" "Mm-hmm." "Thank you." "Snoop is teaching me to learn." "Can I just say, this is, like, the best night ever." "This is the best dinner ever." "Thank you, Martha." "Mmm, this is so-- your catfish is..." "It's so good." "...superb." "Snoop, how did you learn how to cook, man?" "Well, my mother is like, "One thing a woman loves is a man that can cook," so my mother showed me and my brother how to cook." "Ah!" "That's brilliant." "Yes, sir." "That's really-- that's a good gift." "For real, though, right?" "It really is." "So now I try to teach my kids how to cook, my sons." "I wish my husband could learn how to cook." "Tell him to come hang out with me." "Hey, Mr.-- uh, what's his last name?" "Greenberg." "Greenberg, come holla at me, dawg." "I'll get you right." "Yes, please." "And he just won't learn how to cook?" "He can barbecue." "Uh-huh." "I just wish he would, like, want to help without me asking him." "Oh, this is an intervention." "(laughter) Clearly." "Oh." "Well, I mean, I can't hate on him, 'cause I'm the same way." "I can't really cook." "I mean, tonight, I mean, I made some gooji balls." "What are they called?" "Well, you're so busy, Jason." ""Crunch in the mouth" balls." ""Crunch in the mouth" balls." "Like, look at me now." "You did a good job." "Well, this shrimp ain't no joke, either." "It's really good." "What's a Christmas tradition, you guys?" "Well, in the hood, the tradition is, at 11:59... (laughter) ...you get sittin' up under that tree." "Right." "You're gonna sneak downstairs, right?" "Waitin' on that last check. "Mama!" "It's midnight!" "Can I open these gifts up?" "No way!" "(laughing)" "When it midnight, it's Christmas." "12:01." "She say, "12:01, you can open 'em up."" "You hear your little brother Nick count, "58... 57, 56..."" "(laughter and applause)" "Do anybody remember their first kiss under the mistletoe?" "Oh, we didn't do that." "You wouldn't?" "Mm-mm." "I did, when they told me that's what it was." "My parents would spank me if that happened." "For real?" "Oh." "Yeah, they're super-strict Korean." "That would never happen." "I don't believe I've ever had a kiss under the mistletoe." "Wait." "Should we do it now?" "(cheers and applause)" "Who's got the mistletoe?" "Who needs the mistletoe?" "Let's kiss." "(cheers and applause)" "Wait!" "Can I get some of this?" "Mwah!" "Thank you!" "Sorry, Bryan." "Mwah!" "Mwah!" "I like to kiss." "Best year ever." "Yeah, baby." "Well, when we come back, we'll have a very special performance from the one and only Frosty the Stripper." "No, no, no." "We won't." "Actually, we're all gonna sing a holiday classic." "♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪" "♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪" "♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪" "♪ And a happy new year ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "♪ We're cooking now ♪" "♪♪" "(cheers and applause)" "Welcome back to "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."" "Let's close out the show, Snoop, with one of our favorites." "One of our favorites?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "The one that we talked about?" "Well, let's do it, baby." "Okay." "♪♪" "♪ On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪" "♪ A bag of the finest OG ♪" "(laughter)" "♪ On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪" "♪ Two Wiggle Wiggles ♪" "♪ And a bag of the finest OG ♪" "♪ On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪" "♪ Three pillow shams ♪" "♪ Two Wiggle Wiggles ♪" "♪ And a bag of the finest OG ♪" "♪ On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪" "♪ Four plates of kimchi ♪" "♪ Three pillow shams ♪" "♪ Two Wiggle Wiggles ♪" "♪ And a bag of the finest OG ♪" "♪ On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪" "♪ Five wasted guests ♪" "♪ Four plates of kimchi ♪" "♪ Three pillow shams ♪" "♪ Two Wiggle Wiggles ♪" "♪ And my own biggest bag of best G ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "I'd like to thank Jamie Chung-- the beautiful Jamie Chung, I might add" "Jason Derulo-- keep your shirt on... (laughter) Ow!" "And the Tinseltones." "The Tinseltones." "Good night." "Merry Christmas." "Happy holidays." "See you!" "Happy holidays!" "(cheers and applause)" "♪♪"