"[music continues]" "(male on radio) By a vote of six to four, the city council has approved new zoning restrictions for the parkside development project." "In sports, in spite of earlier setbacks city officials are confident that the new sports arena will open as scheduled in the fall as previously announced." "Team training will move to the new facility in August." "The weather outlook for tomorrow is much of the same." "High in the 60's, low in the 50's with gusty winds and a 30% chance of rain." "And finally, some good news for a change on the crime scene." "Latest statistics from the County Crime Bureau show armed robbery is down five percent." "Aggravated assault three percent." "Stolen cars two percent." "Super...boy.." "..and under appreciated fine police department." "Now we go live to city auditorium for an update on the southeastern beauty contest." "[alarm blaring] Here they are folks, 15 of the world's most beautiful girls entering the first southeastern beauty pageant." "And they pay me to do this." "Here's the beautiful Tracy Cummings." " Miss Georgia." " Thank you." "The lovely Ms. Leslie Hepburn." "Miss Alabama." "And the gorgeous, Jennifer Jenkins." "Miss Florida." "(male #1) Hey, Superboy, we could use some help in here." "You said, come back when I had a million bucks." "Well, baby, it won't be long now." "[intense music]" "Tell you what, Zeke, I've never been hit so hard in my life." "I got to get a X-Ray this morning." "I think it's busted." "And you're absolutely sure it was Superboy?" " Positive." " I just don't understand." "Why would Superboy steal half a million dollars worth of diamonds?" "The kid's strong enough to compress coal and make his own." "Are you calling me a liar?" "All I'm saying is that you could be mistaken." "He was wearing Superboy's outfit." "Yeah, maybe you were hit so hard, you're hallucinating." "Who else could melt open a vault like that?" "I just can't believe it." "It was hard for me to believe too." "But one thing's for sure, nobody, not even Superboy is above the law." "(male on intercom) Yes, lieutenant?" "Put out an APB on Superboy." "(male #1) We're opening the doors in five minutes, everyone." "Five minutes, let's go." "[T.J. chuckling]" "I can't believe." "You're wasting your film." "We're only gonna run the picture of Ms. Jennifer Jenkins because that's who we're doing the story on." "I know." "These are for my wall." "I've never seen these many beautiful girls in all my life." "And that includes my dreams." "Miss, uh, Ms. Jenkins?" "Hi, we're here to do a story on you cause you once went to Shuster." "Actually, he's doing the story, I'm taking the pictures." "And, uh, a picture's worth a thousand words, right?" "So, um, say cheese and T.J. White's my kinda guy." "It's nice to meet you both." "What would you like to know?" "Uh, well, um.." "What's your favorite, um.." "What's the word I'm looking for?" "I'm sorry." "Um.." "Do you surf?" "What do you like to do?" "God, this is, uh.." "Stay on the floor and keep your heads down." "Okay, move." "They must've hit the alarm by now." "[alarm ringing] [tires screeching]" " TJ...your hair is on fire." " Yeah." "Spaced out, over Miss Florida, huh?" "She is pretty though, isn't she?" "Yeah." "Let's see what's going on in the real world." "(dispatch on radio) Suspect vehicle is headed east on Ninth." "Unit 36 has made contact and is in pursuit." "[siren wailing]" "That's right up the street." "What are we waiting for?" "We got an invitation, didn't we?" "[instrumental music]" "(dispatch on radio) Attention, Units 14 and 15." "Set up road block in Riverfront bridge." "Units 16 and 17." "Road block approach to Interstate Four." "[music continues]" "(Clark) Come on, T.J., we're losing them." "(T.J.) If I step on it any harder, my foot will go through the floor." "[music continues]" "(dispatch on radio) Attention, all units." "Repeat." "Proceed with extreme caution." "Suspects are armed and dangerous." "[tires screeching]" "[siren wailing]" "[music continues]" "I guess they're not making 'em like they used to." "Those were supposed to be new tires." "(dispatch on radio) Chopper Alpha." "Chopper Alpha." "Fly cover for ground units in pursuit." " Oh, man!" " Clark?" "Oh!" "[upbeat music] [siren wailing]" "[tires screeching]" "(male #2) Turn around, head right at 'em." "(male #3) You crazy?" "We'll get killed." "I mean, we die." "So do they." "And I say they're chicken." "[upbeat music]" "First you drive us off the road." "And now you save our lives." "No time for explanations, gentlemen." "I've got some unfinished business to attend to." "You're not going anywhere, Superboy." "You're under arrest for armed robbery." "[intense music]" "Why, Superboy?" "Why did you do it?" "If I were guilty, why would I let them bring me in?" "I don't know, but we have some witnesses that place you at the scene of both crimes." "Did they say I flew or used any of my superpowers?" "Did I bend steel with my hands?" "There are some indications of that." "Lieutenant, someone is impersonating me committing serious crimes, I've got to find them." "Look, I know, no jail will hold you against your will." "I want your word that you won't break out." "I won't." "Let me out on my own recognizance." "I-I can't." "Look." "The department's been under attack and, uh...they're saying that we are soft on crime." "Lieutenant." "Armed robbery is a serious charge." "For anybody else, we'd set bail at 10,000." "I'll talk to the DA and make it 500 for you." "Where am I gonna get $500?" "Can I make a phone call?" "[indistinct chatter]" "Thank you." "[telephone ringing]" " Hello?" " Clark Kent, please." "Uh, he's not here." "This is T.J., uh, who's calling?" "Superboy." "Yeah, yeah, right." "And I'm Robert Redford." "I haven't got time for games." "I got some pictures developing." "So, who is this?" "Did Robert Redford save you from being crushed in a junkyard?" "Oh, gee, Superboy, um.." "I-I don't know where Clark is." "I'm looking for him myself actually." "T.J., I need your help." "I'm down at police headquarters and there's been a little misunderstanding." "I need to borrow some money for bail." "You need to be bailed out of jail?" "It's a long story." "I'll tell you about it when you're here." "Right." "Four hundred and fourty, 460, 480, 500." "Can't thank you enough, Lana." "Well, it's about time I saved you." "You've saved me often enough." "I'm just glad I had the money." "I am too." "Superboy, we could use your help." "Thanks again." "If we could find the car the perpetrators used we could find them." "You read my mind, Lieutenant." "You know, I haven't seen Clark all day." "Yeah, I'm gonna lay a bomb on him." "Now what did he do?" "He left me chasing a spare tire into the lake and then when I finally did catch up to him, I.." "Jennifer Jenkins." "I, I bet you he's down at the civic pretending he's doing a follow up on our story." " Do you wanna come?" " No, thanks." "Beauty pageants aren't my thing." "But you can drop me off at the library." "[audience clapping]" "Ladies and gentlemen, as our pageant draws to a close it is time to announce our three finalists." "But, ladies, I want you to know that whoever our queen is in my book, you are all winners." "The three finalists are.." "...Miss Georgia." "[audience clapping]" "Miss Alabama." "[audience clapping]" "And Miss Florida." "[audience applauding] [upbeat music]" "[birds chirping]" "Police headquarters." "Thanks, Susan." "This is wonderful." "[indistinct chattering]" "Jennifer?" "Hugo, why you dressed as Superboy?" "Why." "Don't you remember?" "You said you were crazy about him." "Oh, come on, that was a fantasy crush." "Like on a movie star." "You wanted Superboy, now you got him." "Hugo, why don't you leave me alone." "You promised to marry me if I came up with a million dollars." "Where would you get a million dollars?" "Don't underestimate me." "We're getting married and a deal's a deal." "I wouldn't marry you if you had all the money in the world!" "Put me down!" "[upbeat music]" "Put me down!" "I got a great place across the river." "[intense music]" "Hey!" "Hugo!" "Aah!" "Hugo, let me.." "Aah!" "Now don't you move." "[music continues]" "[upbeat music]" "[music continues]" " T.J., what happened?" " I'm alright." "I'm okay." "Um, that Super.. that phony Superboy slugged me." "But he took Jennifer." "I heard him say he was taking her somewhere across the river." "How long ago?" "Uh, 15-20 minutes." "Don't be a hero." "Let him take care of you." "[upbeat music]" "Hey, Rudy, give me a hand, will ya?" "Just a second, I don't wanna lose my place." "Get outta the van, sweetheart." "You'd better let me go." "Better take me back if you know it's good for you." "Hey, Rudy, watch her for me." "I'm gonna go find a minister." "[upbeat music]" "[intense music]" "[metallic clanging]" "[music continues]" "[upbeat music]" "Where are you hiding Jennifer?" "That's for me to know and for you to find out." "That's not hard." "Running around impersonating me has gone to your head." "Sure, big deal." "With your superhuman powers, of course, it isn't a fair fight." "But if you fought without 'em, a plain fight, man to man that'd be another story." " That could be arranged." " You serious?" "You won't use any of your superpowers?" "Not one, I promise." "(Hugo) This is gonna be fun." "[clang]" "Ah-ha-ho-ho!" "You expected a glass jaw?" "[clang]" "Ah-ha-ho-ho!" "Or feet of clay?" "Help!" "Superboy." "I gave you my word, I wouldn't use any superpowers." "I release you." "You'll tell me where Jennifer is?" "Anything!" "Superboy!" "Superboy!" "Save me!" "Help!" "(Superboy) Lieutenant, you're not seeing double." "This imposter will be more than happy to sign a full confession to the crimes committed in my name." "Right, Hugo?" "And then exchange his Superboy costume for another one." "Something with grey stripes would be appropriate." "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please." "The winner of the Southeastern beauty pageant is Miss Florida." "But, unfortunately, she is not present." "Now, contest rules specify that if the winner is unavailable to accept, the prize goes to the runner up who in this case is, Miss.." "[indistinct chatter]" "Thanks for the lift, Superboy." "[audience clapping] [audience cheering] [upbeat music]" "Excuse me, pardon me, pardon me." "Excuse me, pardon me." "Hey, hey, ho-ho." "Excuse me." "Pardon me." "Oh, sorry." "[upbeat music]" "Pardon me." "Forgive me." " Oh!" "God." "Sorry." " Oh." "I'm..." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." " Anytime." " Okay." "What did I miss?" "Everything, as usual." "[music continues]" "[theme music]" "Captioned by Grant Brown"