"{\pos(190,245)}Everything in this society is about packaging" "{\pos(190,245)}We can lose anything but "face"" "{\pos(190,245)}The less perfect it is on the inside" "{\pos(190,245)}the more extensive the packaging needs to be" "{\pos(190,245)}So, whenever there is an opportunity to flaunt" "{\pos(190,245)}everyone is bound to put on their best show" "{\pos(190,245)}You must have attended one of these affairs" "{\pos(190,245)}where everyone is dressed to the nines, like they are superstars" "{\pos(190,245)}This is the event we call" " The Wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}The rules of this include, first, sending a "Red Bomb"" "{\pos(190,245)}It doesn't matter how close you are, the trick is to "bomb" all" "{\pos(190,245)}Once you've been "bombed", you'll have to play by ear" "{\pos(190,245)}This place is even older than we are" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, a smaller red packet then" "{\pos(190,245)}If the wedding reception is held at a shabbier venue" "{\pos(190,245)}you pay a cheaper "entry fee"" "{\pos(190,245)}and vice versa, a higher "entry fee" for a swankier venue" "{\pos(190,245)}How much are you giving?" "A hundred and twenty." "{\pos(190,245)}Oh dear, mine's only a hundred." "Is that enough?" "{\pos(190,245)}Welcome, welcome" "{\pos(190,245)}with your name written on the red packet" "{\pos(190,245)}It can be embararasing if the gift is too little" "{\pos(190,245)}Yet there are some who are thick-skinned enough" "{\pos(190,245)}to bring the entire clan, for the "price" of two" "{\pos(190,245)}Daddy's red packet is only for two, so keep a distance later" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't let the others see you here" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, most of them couldn't make it" "{\pos(190,245)}This is from Yun Xiang and this is from Siew Yan" "{\pos(190,245)}Those who are present pay for the full price" "{\pos(190,245)}and those who are unable to attend, pay only half the price" "{\pos(190,245)}Why is the groom so ugly?" "Are we at the right place?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes we are, the names are correct." "Let's go" "{\pos(190,245)}That's right" "{\pos(190,245)}This "ugly" person they are referring to, and of course, most will disagree" "{\pos(190,245)}is me" "{\pos(190,245)}I am the leading man tonight" "{\pos(190,245)}and she, is my leading lady" "{\pos(190,245)}Today is my big day, and I've invested a lot to look good" "{\pos(190,245)}Introducing...the supporting cast for tonight" "{\pos(190,245)}My father-in-law, my mother-in-law" "{\pos(190,245)}They seem most worthy of stealing our limelight" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't you even doubt, every piece here is genuine" "{\pos(190,245)}Isn't this the best occasion to flaunt" "{\pos(190,245)}This is my dad" "{\pos(190,245)}Sigh." "He is way out of their league" "{\pos(190,245)}The only thing he can flaunt is that old watch" "{\pos(190,245)}A ladies' watch" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't even know half the people here tonight" "{\pos(190,245)}Actually, what has my wedding got to do with them?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm sure they share my sentiments" "{\pos(190,245)}What are we doing at this fella's wedding?" "{\pos(190,245)}Actually, this is what my dream wedding looks like" "{\pos(190,245)}The two of us strolling by the beach, exchanging our vows" "{\pos(190,245)}Sealing it with a kiss" "{\pos(190,245)}Isn't it more romantic?" "And so economical?" "{\pos(190,245)}Who would have known it'd spiral into such an affair?" "{\pos(190,245)}This is like a movie, a big-budget production" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, I'm only an extra" "{\pos(190,245)}who has to take instructions from the directors" "{\pos(190,245)}Here, this is Director No. 1 - the wife's youngest aunt" "{\pos(190,245)}Come come, you handsome one!" "{\pos(190,245)}Send all these over to that table" "{\pos(190,245)}But she... {\pos(190,245)}Just ignore here." "Send these to that table at the far end" "{\pos(190,245)}This is director no.2 - my youngest aunt" "{\pos(190,245)}A scene like this is only complete with the groom's side" "{\pos(190,245)}and the bride's side of the family sparring" "{\pos(190,245)}It's the survival of the fittest" "{\pos(190,245)}Finally, enter the bride and groom" "{\pos(190,245)}I consider myself lucky, having spent only months on wedding preparations" "{\pos(190,245)}Some have spent years in preparation for this one night" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh my!" "An elaborate affair indeed" "{\pos(190,245)}Looking at my very beautiful wife" "{\pos(190,245)}You must think I'd feel really blissful?" "{\pos(190,245)}The truth is" "{\pos(190,245)}I am happy, yet somewhat worried and a little troubled.." "{\pos(190,245)}because I have totally bust my budget on this wedding." "{\pos(190,245)}How did I bust the budget?" "{\pos(190,245)}This takes u back to three years ago.." "{\pos(190,245)}You bitch" "{\pos(190,245)}This toad got lucky and met a beautiful swan" "{\pos(190,245)}She is so beautiful" "{\pos(190,245)}Even the water she splashed on me is sweet" "{\pos(190,245)}And what luck I got to meet her again" "{\pos(190,245)}The formula always goes like this" "{\pos(190,245)}When a hero meets a damsel in distress, he ... {\pos(190,245)}hands her a tissue" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh yes!" "{\pos(190,245)}Who would have thought" "{\pos(190,245)}I got bitten" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, what are you doing?" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh!" "you brat!" "{\pos(190,245)}I had such a hard time lugging these over" "{\pos(190,245)}and you moved them back?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry, sorry auntie.." "I didnt' know" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry?" "you're such a busybody" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm not." "These looked too heavy for you" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks for taking time to meet me" "{\pos(190,245)}I thought you'd have forgotten me" "{\pos(190,245)}How can I forget?" "{\pos(190,245)}In my entire life" "{\pos(190,245)}I've only been bitten by a woman once" "{\pos(190,245)}Eh, thanks..and my apologies" "{\pos(190,245)}Half a year late." "Yet better late than never" "{\pos(190,245)}Does the wound still hurt?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's healed a long time ago" "{\pos(190,245)}That picture you took of me, made me realise how foolish I was" "{\pos(190,245)}To have shed tears for a man like that" "{\pos(190,245)}Congratulations" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}Can you hand me a tissue?" "{\pos(190,245)}It comes half a year late" "{\pos(190,245)}But better late than never" "{\pos(190,245)}I am Chua Wei Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}Yeah I know." "I am Chong Sze Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello Chong Sze Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}Hellow Chua Wei Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}Sze Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}Huh?" "{\pos(190,245)}In this age, who still uses film?" "{\pos(190,245)}That's where the thrill is" "{\pos(190,245)}You make it a point to think with every release of the shutter.." "{\pos(190,245)}that makes every single piece more precious" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll alight here please" "{\pos(190,245)}Bye" "{\pos(190,245)}Miss, why did you walk home?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm not telling you" "{\pos(190,245)}Hurry up." "It's gonna start" "{\pos(190,245)}For better of for worse" "{\pos(190,245)}For richer or for poorer" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, I very much do" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby, what happened to you?" "{\pos(190,245)}Your friend isn't getting any better?" "{\pos(190,245)}No, he's fine" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby" "{\pos(190,245)}If you are living your last days" "{\pos(190,245)}what would you do?" "{\pos(190,245)}I will bid everyone I know farewell" "{\pos(190,245)}Catch up with friends and apologise for past misdeeds" "{\pos(190,245)}Then spend the rest of my time with you" "{\pos(190,245)}Will you marry me?" "{\pos(190,245)}This soon?" "{\pos(190,245)}If I am living my last days, I would regret not having been your wife" "{\pos(190,245)}So?" "{\pos(190,245)}You'll have to be on one knee if this is a proposal" "{\pos(190,245)}Haha, hey no" "{\pos(190,245)}Will you marry me?" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby" "{\pos(190,245)}This, is the story of how the ugly toad got his beautiful swan" "{\pos(190,245)}Please tell me you're only the gardener's daughter" "{\pos(190,245)}I really don't know if I should count myself lucky" "{\pos(190,245)}This, is no ordinary swan" "{\pos(190,245)}You've been dating for more than a year?" "{\pos(190,245)}You are indeed secretive" "{\pos(190,245)}Sze Xin, I really don't mean to nag" "{\pos(190,245)}but why did you choose a B-grade?" "{\pos(190,245)}You plan to get married this soon?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sometimes, you may not even know someone whom you've spent decades with" "{\pos(190,245)}Much less a person you've dated for just a year?" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat is a very simple person." "It's not hard for one to understand him" "{\pos(190,245)}Simple?" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin, you know I really don't want to nag" "{\pos(190,245)}but don't you think it's your money he's after?" "{\pos(190,245)}He only got to know my father five minutes ago" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin, actually I still dont' know who your father is" "{\pos(190,245)}You don't know me, Colin Chong?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello uncle, it's my pleasure to meet you" "{\pos(190,245)}I will take good care of Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}The daughter of Colin Chong will not wed shabbily" "{\pos(190,245)}Uncle, I wouldn't let Xin wed shabbily" "{\pos(190,245)}I will give her a grand wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, so much for "face"" "{\pos(190,245)}That one promise that would be back to haunt me and break my bank" "{\pos(190,245)}On what grounds?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll marry no one else but Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm carrying his child" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey that is not true." "And i'm still a virgin" "{\pos(190,245)}Eh, I'm sorry, it wasn't intentional" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}Why are you back, Keat?" "{\pos(190,245)}You shouldn't told me you're bringin a friend" "{\pos(190,245)}This is my friend, Sze Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello uncle" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello, hello" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, don't shake hands if your hands are dirty" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, I'm so sorry" "{\pos(190,245)}It's okay" "{\pos(190,245)}Come over and wash your hands" "{\pos(190,245)}Here, here" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks, thanks, thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}We'll have dinner after I'm done with the salted fish" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey hey, Keat is back" "{\pos(190,245)}Auntie, you're getting prettier by the day" "{\pos(190,245)}And you're still as handsome" "{\pos(190,245)}And this is a real beauty." "She is?" "{\pos(190,245)}She's my girlfriend." "Eh, my fiancee" "{\pos(190,245)}Wow, you're good!" "{\pos(190,245)}Hi Auntie, I am Sze Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}Sze Xin can cook really well." "Her skills are better than yours" "{\pos(190,245)}Really?" "The only son in this family is getting married" "{\pos(190,245)}We will invite all our Penang relatives for this celebration" "{\pos(190,245)}Hubby, where were you?" "There's gonna be a wedding in this family soon" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, how many months is it now?" "{\pos(190,245)}So, the rice is cooked and it's a done deal now" "{\pos(190,245)}Shhh!" "{\pos(190,245)}I meant to say, the rice is cooked and ready to be served" "{\pos(190,245)}Come come, let's have dinner" "{\pos(190,245)}Would you like some sour plums?" "I have some in the house" "{\pos(190,245)}Hurry up." "Watch your step." "Slowly now" "{\pos(190,245)}These days, the youngster from Penang strive to move to KL" "{\pos(190,245)}and those in KL want to go to Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you think they will return from Singapore?" "{\pos(190,245)}That's how it is." "It's easier to strike it rich in big cities" "{\pos(190,245)}Would you rather they be like us?" "Sunning salted fish all day?" "{\pos(190,245)}Strike it rich?" "{\pos(190,245)}I would hope for this daughter-in-law to be married back to Penang" "{\pos(190,245)}and not my son to Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}After the meeting of parents from both sides, war commences" "{\pos(190,245)}On one side, the Singaporeans, and on the other, the Malaysians" "{\pos(190,245)}On one side, the Cantonese, and on the other, the Hokkiens" "{\pos(190,245)}why does the pre-wedding discussion look like mob negotiations?" "{\pos(190,245)}On one side, the uber-rich, and on the other, the peasants" "{\pos(190,245)}No matter how the fight goes, I'd end up bearing the brunt of it all" "{\pos(190,245)}This is my dad, Ah Sai" "{\pos(190,245)}Ah Sai?" "("faeces" in Hokkien")" "{\pos(190,245)}It's Ah Sai!" "{\pos(190,245)}My daddy, Colin Chong" "{\pos(190,245)}As in "Pathetic" Chong?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's Colin Chong!" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't know English" "{\pos(190,245)}You don't know English?" "Let's speak Mandarin then" "{\pos(190,245)}Alright, back to the wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}No thanks to your son" "{\pos(190,245)}Hmmph, the son of Ah Sai" "{\pos(190,245)}is quite something" "{\pos(190,245)}First, the banquet." "Two hundred tables" "{\pos(190,245)}At the most luxurious hotel in Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you kidding me?" "Your daughter is marrying into our family now" "{\pos(190,245)}We are from Penang so the banquet will be held there." "30 tables the maximum" "{\pos(190,245)}There's no reason for Colin Chong's precious daughter to wed in Penang" "{\pos(190,245)}Shall we leave the wedding dicussions to the ladies?" "{\pos(190,245)}You men go get yourselves some drinks" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, let's get some drinks" "{\pos(190,245)}Why is he so obedient?" "{\pos(190,245)}Weddings are of great significance to us Cantonese" "{\pos(190,245)}Although we are from an average family" "{\pos(190,245)}Weddings are, to us Hokkiens, no less significant" "{\pos(190,245)}I would like to know what the betrothal gifts are?" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, that would depend on how much dowry you are offering" "{\pos(190,245)}Ah.." "Ah Sai" "{\pos(190,245)}What do you do for a past time?" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, I'd usually sun the fish once I'm back from fishing" "{\pos(190,245)}And spent the rest of the time chatting with my neighbours and family" "{\pos(190,245)}You don't earn much, do you?" "Any plans for business expansion?" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you have to expand everything?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's pretty simple." "First, you buy a bigger fishing boat" "{\pos(190,245)}Then, you hire workers to do the fishing" "{\pos(190,245)}Once your company is on the right track, I can even help you to list it" "{\pos(190,245)}When that happens, you can start enjoying a leisurely life" "{\pos(190,245)}How long will it take for that to happen?" "{\pos(190,245)}At least 10 years" "{\pos(190,245)}Why do I have to wait another 10 years" "{\pos(190,245)}to enjoy the life I am enjoying now?" "{\pos(190,245)}Fifty" "{\pos(190,245)}Ten" "{\pos(190,245)}Forty" "{\pos(190,245)}Eighteen sounds more auspicious" "{\pos(190,245)}The maids we have in the family would already take up 20 tables" "{\pos(190,245)}What, two hundred maids?" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you running a maid agency?" "{\pos(190,245)}Ming Ming" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay." "Deal." "{\pos(190,245)}Oh my." "How did they conjure up a hundred tables?" "{\pos(190,245)}Do we have a thousands guests?" "{\pos(190,245)}How much would it cost to let the bride's family have 20 tables?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sigh." "Getting married is not much different from getting robbed, is it?" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, can we not invite those whom we're not close to?" "{\pos(190,245)}We don't call them relatives for nothing" "{\pos(190,245)}A table costs S$1,000." "That's almost RM3,000" "{\pos(190,245)}Another $500 for 2 nights' accomodation, and that's not including transportation" "{\pos(190,245)}Whoa!" "Almost $900 just to attend a wedding dinner" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, we're helping them save by not inviting them" "{\pos(190,245)}I won't let them pay a cent." "I'll take care of everything" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you think you're loaded?" "{\pos(190,245)}If you're really considerate, you would have held the dinner in Penang" "{\pos(190,245)}I just want to keep things simple" "{\pos(190,245)}100 tables and you call it simple?" "{\pos(190,245)}Uncle, my dad was the one who asked for that 100 tables" "{\pos(190,245)}You're not holding the dinner in Penang, and now you won't even invite them?" "{\pos(190,245)}How would I answer to them?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's my wedding so why would you need to answer to anyone?" "{\pos(190,245)}They are not just "anyone"." "They are my relatives" "{\pos(190,245)}You ought to be more thoughtful and not so indifferent" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, will you stop arguing?" "{\pos(190,245)}Get into the car" "{\pos(190,245)}Ignore him." "What a bad temper" "{\pos(190,245)}Here, take this, for your wedding expenses" "{\pos(190,245)}Is this from Dad?" "{\pos(190,245)}No." "Auntie has some savings too, you know?" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't worry about me, I can still cope." "{\pos(190,245)}Aren't you coming yet?" "Hurry up!" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, yes... {\pos(190,245)}Auntie's leaving." "Bye" "{\pos(190,245)}Bye" "{\pos(190,245)}You stink like an old cow" "{\pos(190,245)}Like father, like son." "You two have the same temper" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey baby, I can talk to my dad about the hundred tables." "{\pos(190,245)}Baby, I said I'll find my own way out" "{\pos(190,245)}I won't let our dads look down on us" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm" "{\pos(190,245)}Pride, oh pride." "The root of all my problems" "{\pos(190,245)}At times like these, "good friends" of the bride are bound to appear" "{\pos(190,245)}Who excel in the art of squandering your money" "{\pos(190,245)}Women, they are really strange" "{\pos(190,245)}They are happy to splurge thousands" "{\pos(190,245)}on a little carbon rock called the wedding diamond" "{\pos(190,245)}This is bigger" "{\pos(190,245)}My baby, she's just trying to help me save, but the size of this rock" "{\pos(190,245)}is supposed to show the world how much I love her" "{\pos(190,245)}So how can it be small?" "{\pos(190,245)}The bigger the diamond, the greater the love?" "{\pos(190,245)}Of course" "{\pos(190,245)}And in future, one additional rock for each time she has a baby" "{\pos(190,245)}Congratulations, in-laws" "{\pos(190,245)}Today is the day the groom's family sends over the betrothal gifts" "{\pos(190,245)}Followed by lots of rituals according to our custom" "{\pos(190,245)}Congratulations to the groom" "{\pos(190,245)}Today is the day the bride's family sends over the dowry" "{\pos(190,245)}I'd like to do the nail art." "And the gel nails" "{\pos(190,245)}Give them the best please" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}You darned Pat." "Having a great time squandering my money eh?" "{\pos(190,245)}Of course, today's our dear friend's hen party" "{\pos(190,245)}I really don't get you." "What is so good about him?" "{\pos(190,245)}He's simple, genuine and honest" "{\pos(190,245)}He's still a... {\pos(190,245)}Oh, just look at your lecherous face" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't you tell me he's still a virgin" "{\pos(190,245)}Hush hush" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, is he impotent?" "{\pos(190,245)}He's very manly" "{\pos(190,245)}How does one tell if it's a man's first time?" "{\pos(190,245)}You'll just have to take his word for it" "{\pos(190,245)}You're so low" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, my Baby is really different." "He will never ever lie to me" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't say I haven't warned you" "{\pos(190,245)}Just look out for yourself" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm dressed like that, all for a prayer ceremony" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey "Junk"." "Hurry up" "{\pos(190,245)}Coming, coming." "And uncle, my name's Jeremy!" "{\pos(190,245)}Whatever" "{\pos(190,245)}Here you go." "Your glutinous rice balls" "{\pos(190,245)}Swallow two at once, without chewing." "It's inauspicious for the marriage if it breaks" "{\pos(190,245)}What?" "Two at once?" "{\pos(190,245)}How to, when they're so big?" "{\pos(190,245)}Come, let me" "{\pos(190,245)}Remember not to bite into it" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't chew, don't chew." "Come, again" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't chew, don't chew, ok?" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't chew, don't chew" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm choking" "{\pos(190,245)}Good thing it's not broken" "{\pos(190,245)}No, no, again" "{\pos(190,245)}Come." "I'll help the bride" "{\pos(190,245)}so wealth keeps rolling in for your husband" "{\pos(190,245)}The first comb, signifies endless love" "{\pos(190,245)}The second comb, signifies a lasting marriage" "{\pos(190,245)}The third comb, signifies many offsprings for the family" "{\pos(190,245)}The fourth comb, signifies the fullfillment of all wishes" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay the ceremony is over" "{\pos(190,245)}Open up" "{\pos(190,245)}Wait." "Be silent" "{\pos(190,245)}We will if you give us a red packet" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay here, five hundred" "{\pos(190,245)}Ten thousand." "No bargaining" "{\pos(190,245)}What?" "Ten thousand?" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's not step on their toes." "I'll handle this" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey beautiful, any room for negotiation?" "{\pos(190,245)}Three thousand and these handsome men here will be your escorts for 3 weeks" "{\pos(190,245)}It's an offer just for you" "{\pos(190,245)}Close the door" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, no" "{\pos(190,245)}See?" "Open up" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's me ask you." "Do you love Sze Xin?" "{\pos(190,245)}Of course." "I wouldn't be here if I don't" "{\pos(190,245)}We can't just take your word for it." "Sign this" "{\pos(190,245)}No, please" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry, it's too late" "{\pos(190,245)}My cheque." "Where did you get this from" "{\pos(190,245)}Open the door, sisters" "{\pos(190,245)}How many digits are there on the cheque?" "{\pos(190,245)}Welcome." "We're going in" "{\pos(190,245)}That's robbery" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh god!" "And I have to act like a clown even before I get to the bride" "{\pos(190,245)}Spinsters like them get the kick out of torturing others' grooms" "{\pos(190,245)}But strangely, the moment I set my eyes on my beautiful baby" "{\pos(190,245)}It feels like everything was worth it" "{\pos(190,245)}There is nothing I will not do for her" "{\pos(190,245)}Have some tea, Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}If my daughter ever sheds a tear for you, I'll not let you off" "{\pos(190,245)}Have some tea, Mum" "{\pos(190,245)}You'd better be as honest as you appear to be" "{\pos(190,245)}Have some tea, Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}You'll have no more worries now that Keat is married" "{\pos(190,245)}Ying, Shi, hurry up" "{\pos(190,245)}Coming, coming" "{\pos(190,245)}So sweet" "{\pos(190,245)}From now on, we are a family" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks, auntie" "{\pos(190,245)}Time to enter ther bridal chambers" "{\pos(190,245)}After the child jumps on the bed, you'll have a grandchild soon" "{\pos(190,245)}Look mummy, there's a red packet inside" "{\pos(190,245)}And that is how Xin becomes the wife of Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}Marriage is really not just about the bride and groom" "{\pos(190,245)}It's also the union of two families" "{\pos(190,245)}From being strangers to becoming relatives" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}There are unfilled seats on many tables" "{\pos(190,245)}Why is that so?" "{\pos(190,245)}There are guests who refuse to be seated together" "{\pos(190,245)}So I had to ask for three more tables" "{\pos(190,245)}Isn't that going to cost another $4,000?" "{\pos(190,245)}What's worse, your father-in-law's friends are drinking like there's no tomorrow" "{\pos(190,245)}They've finished almost everything." "We'll have to open up more cartons" "{\pos(190,245)}A carton costs a lot!" "Can you check how many cartons they'd need?" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay" "{\pos(190,245)}There are a lot of hidden costs in a wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}How much has been spent to date?" "{\pos(190,245)}Eight?" "Nine?" "Or eight-nine cartons?" "{\pos(190,245)}How is that possible?" "$1,100 for a carton?" "{\pos(190,245)}Eight nine nine eight one eight eight nine nine" "{\pos(190,245)}eight eight eight eight eight eight" "{\pos(190,245)}Almost ten thousand" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh no!" "I'm dead!" "{\pos(190,245)}Money, oh money" "{\pos(190,245)}What are you doing, brother?" "{\pos(190,245)}You brat" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby" "{\pos(190,245)}I know you are in a spot." "Don't worry" "{\pos(190,245)}My son-in-law will pay for the damages" "{\pos(190,245)}There's no reason for us to pay" "{\pos(190,245)}How is it possible that a chandelier this big be shot down by a cork this small?" "{\pos(190,245)}The chandelier must have been faulty to start with" "{\pos(190,245)}Try hitting my head with this cork and see if it drops" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll call you "Dad" if it does" "{\pos(190,245)}How would you do that if your head's gone?" "{\pos(190,245)}Auntie" "{\pos(190,245)}Your auntie is right." "We are a reputable family" "{\pos(190,245)}The way things are now, we have lost all "face"" "{\pos(190,245)}it's only right to compensate for their losses" "{\pos(190,245)}Compensate?" "{\pos(190,245)}You have no guts" "{\pos(190,245)}I take after you" "{\pos(190,245)}A hundred tables?" "{\pos(190,245)}You should never take on what is beyond your means" "{\pos(190,245)}And having to rely on a woman?" "What a shame" "{\pos(190,245)}Since when did I rely on Xin?" "{\pos(190,245)}I paid for the wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes." "Very capable engineer, you are" "{\pos(190,245)}Can you achieve all that without me?" "{\pos(190,245)}Have i ever relied on you?" "{\pos(190,245)}How dare you speak to me like this?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, stop arguing" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop staring." "Get into the car" "{\pos(190,245)}Mum, the car is locked" "{\pos(190,245)}Ignore him." "Too much salted fish" "{\pos(190,245)}He has a stinky bad temper" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you have enough money?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes" "{\pos(190,245)}I won't mistreat my wife even if I'm poor" "{\pos(190,245)}unlike someone" "{\pos(190,245)}Just look at yourself" "{\pos(190,245)}What a loser" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay forget it" "{\pos(190,245)}Look after him, auntie" "{\pos(190,245)}Drink driving is a serious offence in Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}I will, you take care too" "{\pos(190,245)}I will." "Goodbye" "{\pos(190,245)}Bye" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey hey hey" "{\pos(190,245)}I've tried my best to negotiate on your behalf" "{\pos(190,245)}Mr Hong is agreeable to you replacing just a few small chandeliers" "{\pos(190,245)}Really?" "{\pos(190,245)}Fifteen chandeliers at six hundred each." "Write me a cheque tomorrow" "{\pos(190,245)}nine thousand!" "{\pos(190,245)}Come on, these are cyrstals." "Not crystal dumplings" "{\pos(190,245)}What a wedding!" "What else has not gone wrong?" "{\pos(190,245)}Chill." "Those red packets can definitely tide you over" "{\pos(190,245)}For many, the point of a wedding dinner reception is to profit" "{\pos(190,245)}Choose the most luxurious hotel, and book the cheapest menu" "{\pos(190,245)}And tell everyone an inflated menu price" "{\pos(190,245)}Everyone would know what to do." "Then you'll profit for sure" "{\pos(190,245)}That is not right" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't worry." "You can count on the wealthy father-in-law's guests to be generous" "{\pos(190,245)}Go." "Your bride is waiting" "{\pos(190,245)}Here's what your great buddy has for you" "{\pos(190,245)}This is strawberry-flavoured." "And this glows in the dark" "{\pos(190,245)}This is even more powerful." "It vibrates!" "{\pos(190,245)}And this even plays music" "{\pos(190,245)}The bride is looking over" "{\pos(190,245)}Why do you think I need contraceptives?" "{\pos(190,245)}Can you be more serious?" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't want this" "{\pos(190,245)}you don't like the musical one?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's out of tune" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby" "{\pos(190,245)}Have you settled the compensation?" "{\pos(190,245)}What if" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby" "{\pos(190,245)}I've said I will marry you with my own means" "{\pos(190,245)}I want to be a man you can rely on" "{\pos(190,245)}You are stubborn" "{\pos(190,245)}Indeed I'm a hard one" "{\pos(190,245)}Ahh" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll take a shower" "{\pos(190,245)}Alright, you go first" "{\pos(190,245)}Wow" "{\pos(190,245)}Two hundred." "Not bad" "{\pos(190,245)}Twenty bucks?" "What a miser" "{\pos(190,245)}What, a lottery ticket?" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby, where are the rest of the red packets?" "{\pos(190,245)}Aren't they all there?" "{\pos(190,245)}You'll have to ask Auntie." "She kept them" "{\pos(190,245)}The tables are from the groom to the bride" "{\pos(190,245)}So, it's only right that the red packets go to the bride" "{\pos(190,245)}Didn't we agree on 20 tables?" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat, I really don't want to nag" "{\pos(190,245)}but is there anything in Singapore that's not affected by inflation?" "{\pos(190,245)}Property, cost of living, COE, ERP, GST" "{\pos(190,245)}Except the fertility rate" "{\pos(190,245)}And that's precisely because everything else keeps rising" "{\pos(190,245)}How is this related to the red packets?" "{\pos(190,245)}An increase from 20 to 70 tables is inflation, right?" "{\pos(190,245)}Shouldn't you have discussed this with me first?" "{\pos(190,245)}Does the government discuss with you before raising the ERP and GST?" "Nuts" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello" "{\pos(190,245)}I got robbed again, Jeremy" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, so did I" "{\pos(190,245)}They robbed me of 50 tables" "{\pos(190,245)}That's a total of $70,000 in red packet money, all gone" "{\pos(190,245)}How am I going to pay the hotel tomorrow?" "{\pos(190,245)}Write them a post-dated cheque" "{\pos(190,245)}On account of your father-in-law, they should give you a few days' grace" "{\pos(190,245)}Alright." "I'm in the middle of something now" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm doomed." "Where do I find $70,000?" "{\pos(190,245)}What about the over-budget today?" "{\pos(190,245)}Nervous?" "{\pos(190,245)}I've waited so long just for today" "{\pos(190,245)}Crystal dumplings, no, crystal chandeliers, more than $9,000" "{\pos(190,245)}Four nine four nine." "How much was that?" "{\pos(190,245)}No no, I need to focus and stop my mind from running wild" "{\pos(190,245)}Four nine makes it more than ten thousand." "On top of that, $9,000 for chandeliers" "{\pos(190,245)}And the $10,000 I was robbed of this morning" "{\pos(190,245)}That's like...a hundred thousand?" "{\pos(190,245)}What are you doing?" "{\pos(190,245)}What?" "Oh no" "{\pos(190,245)}He can't really be impotent?" "{\pos(190,245)}Pat can't be right?" "!" "{\pos(190,245)}Over S$100 for a room like this?" "{\pos(190,245)}Everything is expensive in Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}That's right." "How does Keat survive?" "{\pos(190,245)}Just one wedding is enough to wipe out his entire savings" "{\pos(190,245)}What do you mean, just one wedding?" "You want him to have more than one?" "{\pos(190,245)}This girl comes from a rich family" "{\pos(190,245)}She's used to having the best of everything, very high-maintenance" "{\pos(190,245)}This girl called Chong Sze Xin, is now your daughter-in-law" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh dear" "{\pos(190,245)}Am I pretty, Daddy?" "{\pos(190,245)}My little Sze Xin is the most beautiful bride in the world" "{\pos(190,245)}Ah, you lied to me" "{\pos(190,245)}You said I'm the most beautiful" "{\pos(190,245)}Ok, you are the most beautiful, and little Sze Xin is the most adorable" "{\pos(190,245)}The two of us are the most beautiful" "{\pos(190,245)}That's right." "Both of you are equally beautiful" "{\pos(190,245)}I can settle the bill myself, at the cashier" "{\pos(190,245)}Mr Chua" "{\pos(190,245)}you are our VIP." "My boss Mr. Ang already instructed that" "{\pos(190,245)}this should be handed to you personally" "{\pos(190,245)}$108,288?" "{\pos(190,245)}That's right. $108,288." "So auspicious right?" "{\pos(190,245)}Of course it's auspicious for you." "You're ripping me off" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks." "{\pos(190,245)}Mr. Chua." "You didn't fill in the date" "{\pos(190,245)}Can we negotiate, Mr. Wong?" "{\pos(190,245)}Can this be backdated 3 days, until I get the red packets deposited into my account?" "{\pos(190,245)}I understand, that shouldn't be a problem" "{\pos(190,245)}Shall I cook some cup noodles for you, hubby?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sure, thanks, baby" "{\pos(190,245)}It's ready, hubby" "{\pos(190,245)}It smells so good." "You're great, baby" "{\pos(190,245)}It's just cup noodles" "{\pos(190,245)}You need skills for cooking cup noodles too" "{\pos(190,245)}The water temperature has to be right, and you have to time it just right too" "{\pos(190,245)}Sigh, would I have to end up selling my "girlfriend" after marrying my wife?" "{\pos(190,245)}So, how much did you sell your "girlfriend" for?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sigh, not too bad a price" "{\pos(190,245)}Here you go" "{\pos(190,245)}That's all I have" "{\pos(190,245)}Only this much?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, that's how Singaporeans are" "{\pos(190,245)}Donning brands like LV, Armani, BMW but it's all just WMB inside" "{\pos(190,245)}What's that?" "{\pos(190,245)}(Malay) I'm totally broke" "{\pos(190,245)}You see everyone with an iPhone or an iPod" "{\pos(190,245)}It's actually all just a vicious circle" "{\pos(190,245)}I need a hundred thousand" "{\pos(190,245)}I appreciate your effort" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey" "{\pos(190,245)}Sigh, just put aside your pride and ask Xin for it" "{\pos(190,245)}No way" "{\pos(190,245)}The more her family looks down on me, the more I have to prove myself to them" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, the truth is that there's not much to prove" "{\pos(190,245)}You have a point there." "How much did you collect from the red packets last night?" "{\pos(190,245)}I have a way to make us some money" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello baby" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, you've picked them up?" "I'll come over right away" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin has picked up my dad and the rest, and they're waiting at the Singapore Flyer" "{\pos(190,245)}Great, that's one of the places I had in mind for money-making" "{\pos(190,245)}Casino?" "You and your great ideas" "{\pos(190,245)}Where else can we find so much money in such a short time?" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, I know." "You can sell "silver"(sounds like "prostitution")" "{\pos(190,245)}Why don't we sell gold instead?" "Its worth much more" "{\pos(190,245)}Gold prices are soaring" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm not talking about "silver"" " I meant "prostitution"" "{\pos(190,245)}Prostitution?" "Go ahead yourself" "{\pos(190,245)}You'll fetch a higher price as you're virgin" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop it!" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, okay." "You sell "gold" then (sounds like "sperm")" "{\pos(190,245)}And where would I get the gold to sell?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm not referring to "gold"" "{\pos(190,245)}This is measured in millilitres" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you insane?" "How much sperm do I have to sell to make tens of thousands?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm not sure if this is enough" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey cousin, help us take a picture" "{\pos(190,245)}If you can make her look slim, and make her look fat" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll salute you" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, why aren't you here yet?" "{\pos(190,245)}I can't get away" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't you know how to lie?" "{\pos(190,245)}No I don't" "{\pos(190,245)}You go to Xin, and just repeat whatever I say" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you there yet?" "Yes" "{\pos(190,245)}Repeat after me." "Repeat after me" "{\pos(190,245)}What?" "You want me to go to the office today?" "{\pos(190,245)}What?" "You want me to go to the office today?" "{\pos(190,245)}I just got married last night" "{\pos(190,245)}The machines are not working?" "{\pos(190,245)}The CEO is fuming, and wants me to repair them now?" "{\pos(190,245)}Tan's hand was caught in a machine?" "{\pos(190,245)}The broken finger flew into the CEO's mouth?" "Hey, that's getting ridiculous" "{\pos(190,245)}Ridiculous." "The machine, it's ridiculous" "{\pos(190,245)}I..." "I'll be back right away" "{\pos(190,245)}Something happened in the office?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, it seems rather serious" "{\pos(190,245)}It sounded really serious." "You'd better go back and have a look" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, aunt, something cropped up in the office, and I need to go back right away" "{\pos(190,245)}Aren't you on leave now?" "Can't they be more understanding?" "{\pos(190,245)}This is just one day after your wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin will show you around, I'll be back as soon as I can" "{\pos(190,245)}Will we really win?" "{\pos(190,245)}I've never been to a casino before." "I don't know how to gamble" "{\pos(190,245)}Let me help you" "{\pos(190,245)}What are you doing?" "{\pos(190,245)}Memorising the cards" "{\pos(190,245)}The next card is J" "{\pos(190,245)}And the one after is a 5" "{\pos(190,245)}You'll have to draw another card, in order to win" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you sure?" "It's already 18 points" "{\pos(190,245)}Trust me." "I'm good at memorising the cards" "{\pos(190,245)}Ok, I'll take your word for it this time." "I'll draw another card" "{\pos(190,245)}Dealer 19 points" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks." "Oh thanks, thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}It's time for us to strike" "{\pos(190,245)}Good at memorising cards?" "My foot!" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't take it to heart." "You know how it is with gambling, you can never win all" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, we should have stopped while we were on a winning streak" "{\pos(190,245)}I've even lost my $20,000 red packet money." "Now I really need $100,000." "What should I do?" "{\pos(190,245)}Actually I have another idea" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop giving me your lousy ideas, I don't need them" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll be a fool to listen to you" "{\pos(190,245)}So what are you going to do now?" "It's $100,000" "{\pos(190,245)}I... {\pos(190,245)}You you you... {\pos(190,245)}Forget it." "Go get it from your parents-in-law" "{\pos(190,245)}How will I face them in the future if I do so?" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, just wait then" "{\pos(190,245)}Wait for what?" "For the money to drop from the heavens?" "{\pos(190,245)}Wow, durians are dropping from above" "{\pos(190,245)}Wow, it's a whole bagful of money" "{\pos(190,245)}This does not belong to us." "Return it to the rightful owner" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello, hello, sorry but the money belongs to me" "{\pos(190,245)}Wow, you throw a whole bagful of money around?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's a good thing you ran into us" "{\pos(190,245)}Someone else would have made off with the money" "{\pos(190,245)}Just one look and I know that you two are good people" "{\pos(190,245)}Come, come." "Over here." "We'll help you to keep an eye on it" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey" "{\pos(190,245)}Darn!" "Don't you run away, give me back my money" "{\pos(190,245)}You wolves in sheepskin!" "Return my money now" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop running, Jeremy" "{\pos(190,245)}You two darned kids, stop running" "{\pos(190,245)}Faster" "{\pos(190,245)}Give me back the money" "{\pos(190,245)}Ahh" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop running, you bad kids" "{\pos(190,245)}You get back here" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop running" "{\pos(190,245)}How can you still run with a limp?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello Director Neo, someone robbed us of our counterfeit notes" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, the knife is still here" "{\pos(190,245)}Counterfeit notes are not easy to find you know, unless you want real notes" "{\pos(190,245)}What?" "Damn you!" "{\pos(190,245)}From sourcing for props, to being Assistant Director, and even acting as a gangster" " I have to do everything!" "{\pos(190,245)}And they even dare to mock at my tattoo." "How's the fake one better than mine?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll never take on a low-budget movie production next time!" "{\pos(190,245)}Damn you!" "{\pos(190,245)}He's gone?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, what happened to your leg?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's all your fault, why did you snatch his money?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's just a small bump to the side, not in the middle" "{\pos(190,245)}Will you shut up already?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm still a virgin, you know" "{\pos(190,245)}That's no big deal, this is what's most important" "{\pos(190,245)}We can't take this money" "{\pos(190,245)}Why not?" "This is god-sent" "{\pos(190,245)}We got chased after like crazy just now" "{\pos(190,245)}Well, he didn't catch us, didn't he?" "{\pos(190,245)}That is proof enough that this is indeed a gift from the heavens" "{\pos(190,245)}These could very well be ill-gotten loot." "Whatever it is, we can't keep the money" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's go to the police." "No, we can't." "How would we explain ourselves?" "{\pos(190,245)}We can't be telling the police that we snatched the money off a robber, right?" "{\pos(190,245)}You're the one who did it" "{\pos(190,245)}Come on brother, I'm just trying to help." "You're the one who needs this money most" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, okay, we'll hold on to the money first." "You go think about it" "{\pos(190,245)}We'll decide in two days' time if we should go to the police" "{\pos(190,245)}Where do we keep this?" "{\pos(190,245)}What's good here, Xin?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm not sure too" "{\pos(190,245)}Huh, you're not sure?" "{\pos(190,245)}You haven't been here?" "You won't get to dine in restaurants often in future" "{\pos(190,245)}Auntie" "{\pos(190,245)}In Singapore, you can't just dispose of your rubbish anywhere." "There's a $500 fine" "{\pos(190,245)}I need to go to the washroom, Mummy" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, what are you doing?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry, sorry." "I'm so sorry" "{\pos(190,245)}Sigh." "Forget it" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's leave the money here." "We'll come back in two days and split it between us" "{\pos(190,245)}Hehehehe" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll hold on to the key for safekeeping" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, I'll hold on to the key for safekeeping" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, how can I be sure you won't take the money for yourself?" "{\pos(190,245)}I wouldn't do that!" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey baby, you're back." "Have you eaten?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm starving" "{\pos(190,245)}I just cooked some instant noodles" "{\pos(190,245)}Where did you bring dad and aunt today?" "{\pos(190,245)}Shopping." "And eating." "{\pos(190,245)}Here" "{\pos(190,245)}Have you settled the problems in the office?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, settled." "Wow, instant noodles" "{\pos(190,245)}You've improved." "You've even added ingredients" "{\pos(190,245)}Hmm." "So what happened to Mr Tan's finger?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's broken" "{\pos(190,245)}Really?" "Can it be re-attached?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes" "{\pos(190,245)}Luckily the CEO didn't swallow his finger" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, how can you still joke about his plight?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm the pathetic one." "What's with you?" "{\pos(190,245)}You wouldn't feel so anymore tonight" "{\pos(190,245)}I just noticed that your right eye seems bigger than the left" "{\pos(190,245)}Does it hurt?" "A little" "{\pos(190,245)}It's sensitive." "You feeling okay?" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm" "{\pos(190,245)}Ohh" "{\pos(190,245)}What's wrong, baby?" "{\pos(190,245)}I twisted my leg this afternoon, it hurts" "{\pos(190,245)}Why didn't you say so earlier?" "{\pos(190,245)}We won't be doing this if I told you" "{\pos(190,245)}How did you hurt your leg?" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't worry, it's a small thing" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry, baby." "I'm kind of down today" "{\pos(190,245)}Same for me" "{\pos(190,245)}Why are you feeling down?" "Did Dad say something to you?" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad...does he dislike me?" "{\pos(190,245)}He only loves himself, and doesn't care about how others feel" "{\pos(190,245)}He didn't even show up at my mum's deathbed" "{\pos(190,245)}It's different with my family." "My mum's always at loggerheads with my dad" "{\pos(190,245)}She has an opinion about everyone" "{\pos(190,245)}And especially me" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby, we must show them how blissful we are" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm" "{\pos(190,245)}We definitely will" "{\pos(190,245)}That's right, buying a watch for your father-in-law is most apt" "{\pos(190,245)}He looks really strange donning that ladies' watch all the time" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, don't be so mean" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll take this." "Thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}You're discharged from the hospital, Mr Tan?" "{\pos(190,245)}Huh?" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you kidding me, Keat?" "Your father-in-law is the real estate magnate of Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}You're asking to advance your salary?" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh I have to rush off for a meeting." "Talk to you later okay?" "{\pos(190,245)}Are you trying to scare me to death?" "{\pos(190,245)}Were you here all this time?" "{\pos(190,245)}Villain" "{\pos(190,245)}Give me the key and we'll split the loot" "{\pos(190,245)}I know you desperately need the money." "How about this?" "{\pos(190,245)}You take 60% and I'll take 40%" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll never take money of a questionable source" "{\pos(190,245)}Why don't I take your share as well then?" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't mind at all" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby, mess it up a little or they'll be able to tell you didn't cook this" "{\pos(190,245)}Next time, let's just get simpler dishes like fried bean sprouts" "{\pos(190,245)}It's too easy to see through" "{\pos(190,245)}You are good at lying, huh?" "{\pos(190,245)}Where did you go today?" "{\pos(190,245)}I visited Mr Tan in the hospital" "{\pos(190,245)}Is his hand any better?" "{\pos(190,245)}He had about 10 stitches, but otherwise he is fine" "{\pos(190,245)}It's not that serious" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, they are here" "{\pos(190,245)}Hi, Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello, Dad, Grand-aunt, Aunt, Uncle" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll send you down" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks for the meal, Sze Xin" "{\pos(190,245)}The meal was delicious." "You're such a good cook" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks." "I'll see you tomorrow" "{\pos(190,245)}Aren't you going to your parents' tomorrow?" "You don't have to see us off" "{\pos(190,245)}In that case, you have a safe trip" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, we will." "Bye" "{\pos(190,245)}Bye, bye" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, wait" "{\pos(190,245)}This is for you" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, you really shouldn't have" "{\pos(190,245)}It's not that expensive" "{\pos(190,245)}What's taking you so long?" "{\pos(190,245)}Come, let's go" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, now that Xin is pregnant" "{\pos(190,245)}Do take good care of her, and spend less time at work" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, I know what to do." "Someone's on her side now that he's got a gift" "{\pos(190,245)}So what if I am?" "{\pos(190,245)}Arghh, how did this happen?" "{\pos(190,245)}What's up?" "{\pos(190,245)}The tyre is punctured" "{\pos(190,245)}Where's the spare tyre, Dad?" "I'll help you change it" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't have a spare tyre" "{\pos(190,245)}You don't?" "You drove all the way from Penang to Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}without a spare tyre?" "{\pos(190,245)}Spare tyres cost money too, you know" "{\pos(190,245)}One two three four five six seven" "{\pos(190,245)}You have 7 passengers with you" "{\pos(190,245)}Even if you don't care about yourself, spare a thought for the others" "{\pos(190,245)}You're always like that, just thinking about yourself" "{\pos(190,245)}No consideration for others at all" "{\pos(190,245)}Why are you raising your voice at me?" "{\pos(190,245)}You are such a spendthrift." "You think you're so capable now, don't you" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey hey, stop arguing, will you?" "{\pos(190,245)}We have to return to Penang tomorrow, let's think of a solution now" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you sell this type of tyres?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm sorry." "We're closed" "{\pos(190,245)}Just mend it and pump some air, that should do the trick" "{\pos(190,245)}How do you mend a tyre that is so damaged?" "{\pos(190,245)}It can still be used." "Let's not be wasteful" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you know how costly a new tyre is?" "{\pos(190,245)}The hole isn't that big." "It can be mended" "{\pos(190,245)}Not everything can be mended" "{\pos(190,245)}If you put your heart to it, can't you?" "{\pos(190,245)}No." "You can't" "{\pos(190,245)}Some holes can never be mended" "{\pos(190,245)}Just give it your best shot" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes sir" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad is ridiculous." "He drove from Penang to Singapore" "{\pos(190,245)}without a spare tyre" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby." "Is everything alright?" "{\pos(190,245)}All my three ex-boyfriends have lied to me, and I thought" "{\pos(190,245)}You would be different from the rest." "But you're worse" "{\pos(190,245)}And you are lying to me on the very first day of our marriage" "{\pos(190,245)}What are you talking about?" "{\pos(190,245)}I saw Mr Tan today" "{\pos(190,245)}and he's absolutely fine" "{\pos(190,245)}Baby, oh baby" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm sorry." "I'll never lie to you again" "{\pos(190,245)}So tell me, why did you lie?" "{\pos(190,245)}A desperate situation calls for desperate measures" "{\pos(190,245)}Where did you go today?" "{\pos(190,245)}I..." "Do I tell her I lost all my money at the casino?" "{\pos(190,245)}Will she get madder if I tell the truth?" "{\pos(190,245)}What else are you hiding from me?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hm.." "And she'll think I'm dishonest if she knows I kept the money I found" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop stammering now" "{\pos(190,245)}What's done cannot be undone" "{\pos(190,245)}Just like toothpaste." "It can't return to the tube once you squeeze it out" "{\pos(190,245)}Mr. Ang?" "The cheque bounced" "{\pos(190,245)}Did the bank say it cannot go through?" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you know it is a crime to issue invalid cheques?" "{\pos(190,245)}You're putting me in a spot" "{\pos(190,245)}If your father-in-law isn't Colin Chong." "Hello?" "What?" "{\pos(190,245)}I would have reported this to the police." "Yes?" "I can't hear you." "Hello?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hi Xin, Auntie" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad." "Mum." "{\pos(190,245)}Dad." "Mum." "Auntie" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh poor thing." "You have lost weight" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat, I dont' mean to nag at you, but" "{\pos(190,245)}have you not been feeding Xin well?" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't even have money for proper meals now" "{\pos(190,245)}Come on auntie, just do it, chop me into pieces" "{\pos(190,245)}And leave me high and dry like you always do" "{\pos(190,245)}It's alright. hey, what's with the outburst?" "{\pos(190,245)}How can you be so discrespectful to your auntie?" "{\pos(190,245)}Let it go, we're family now" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat, the baby that Xin is carrying" "{\pos(190,245)}What are your plans for it?" "{\pos(190,245)}Plans?" "What plans can he have, except to cheat and lie his way through?" "{\pos(190,245)}He cheated on you?" "{\pos(190,245)}You're not serious?" "You've just been married for a few days" "{\pos(190,245)}I've already warned you" "{\pos(190,245)}I will not spare you if my daughter ever sheds a tear for you" "{\pos(190,245)}Say something." "I gave my daughter's hand to you" "{\pos(190,245)}You have to be faithful and true to her." "That is the least I'd expect of you" "{\pos(190,245)}How can you lie to her just a few days into the marriage?" "{\pos(190,245)}How would you expect her to trust you in future?" "{\pos(190,245)}No man can be trusted" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat, I don't want to nag, but... {\pos(190,245)}You have to prove your integrity if you want us to trust you" "{\pos(190,245)}We know you're poor but we don't look down on you because of that" "{\pos(190,245)}So why did you lie to Xin?" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, I get it." "With wealth comes integrity." "I know what I must do now" "{\pos(190,245)}Go, go." "You're best at disappearing acts anyway" "{\pos(190,245)}What happened?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm so sorry about the bounced cheque, Mr Wong" "{\pos(190,245)}I've never see a customer pay in this manner before" "{\pos(190,245)}Is the right amount?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm sorry." "I haven't counted the money, so sorry" "{\pos(190,245)}What happened?" "{\pos(190,245)}What happened?" "{\pos(190,245)}Nothing, nothing much" "{\pos(190,245)}Let me help you count" "{\pos(190,245)}It's okay, I can manage." "Let me help you" "{\pos(190,245)}I really can do it myself." "Let go, will you?" "{\pos(190,245)}This is currency for the dead" "{\pos(190,245)}Who are you trying to fool?" "{\pos(190,245)}How can this be?" "{\pos(190,245)}Alright." "I got it" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin claims she has no idea where Keat is" "{\pos(190,245)}It sounds like they had a tiff" "{\pos(190,245)}You think so?" "It's just three days into the marriage" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's not wait anymore." "Let's go" "{\pos(190,245)}You're always like that." "You don't want to get the tyre?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's expensive in Singapore." "I'll get it in JB" "{\pos(190,245)}Has he disappeared?" "{\pos(190,245)}There is no honest man" "{\pos(190,245)}They appear all honest and down-to-earth" "{\pos(190,245)}But once you're married, the true colours are revealed" "{\pos(190,245)}Is he having an extra-marital affair?" "{\pos(190,245)}Mum, Keat is not like that" "{\pos(190,245)}Stop being so suspicious, will you?" "{\pos(190,245)}Never be too easy with your man" "{\pos(190,245)}You've got to show them who's the boss" "{\pos(190,245)}Or they'll take advantage of you over and over again" "{\pos(190,245)}Respect and trust must exist between husband and wife" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't want to be like you" "{\pos(190,245)}What did you say" "{\pos(190,245)}Can't you be nicer to Dad?" "{\pos(190,245)}You appear so loving in front of others, but in private, you are so cold and distant" "{\pos(190,245)}Is there happiness in a marriage like this?" "{\pos(190,245)}You have no right to judge me" "{\pos(190,245)}Aren't you in a similar situation now, just days into your marriage?" "{\pos(190,245)}Am I not right?" "{\pos(190,245)}Madam" "{\pos(190,245)}Thank you" "{\pos(190,245)}We're brothers, no need for formalities" "{\pos(190,245)}Don't you pride yourself on being principled?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'll never use money from a questionable source" "{\pos(190,245)}But when one is pushed to a corner" "{\pos(190,245)}And anyway, I am already seen as one without integrity" "{\pos(190,245)}If they were to know that my cheque bounced" "{\pos(190,245)}I would lose all dignity" "{\pos(190,245)}You got my father-in-law involved" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey look, you got arrested and he was the only one who could solve your problem" "{\pos(190,245)}You've really done me in this time" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}You've driven me so mad" "{\pos(190,245)}Using counterfeit notes to pay off your debts?" "You've ruined my reputation completely" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm really sorry" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, hey" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey Colin Chong, aren't you curious?" "{\pos(190,245)}How someone so seemingly honest turned out like this?" "{\pos(190,245)}All because he was pushed to a corner" "{\pos(190,245)}Men are all prideful" "{\pos(190,245)}Haha." "I'm so mad" "{\pos(190,245)}Why didn't he just tell me he needed money?" "He's not treating me like his wife" "{\pos(190,245)}This is the pride of a man" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, I wanted to push him to a corner" "{\pos(190,245)}Only in poverty can one's real character be revealed" "{\pos(190,245)}So it was your idea to take the money from the red packets?" "{\pos(190,245)}I really have nothing to do with that" "{\pos(190,245)}Okay, don't be mad at him anymore." "He's just a man with a lot of pride and principles" "{\pos(190,245)}At first, I was afraid he was marrying you for your wealth" "{\pos(190,245)}I feel assured now that he is not" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}Actually, I'm not pregnant" "{\pos(190,245)}I guessed it all along" "{\pos(190,245)}So why did you lie to us?" "{\pos(190,245)}If I didn't, would you have let me marry him?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's only for your own good if I don't" "{\pos(190,245)}You see, it's been proven that he's not honest" "{\pos(190,245)}He lied all because you pushed him to a corner" "{\pos(190,245)}Taking the money from the red packets is as good as robbery" "{\pos(190,245)}Did you ever think what Keat would do without the money?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, so I was waiting for him to seek my help" "{\pos(190,245)}Why does everyone have to cater to your whims?" "{\pos(190,245)}You're so overbearing, you're going to drive everyone away from you" "{\pos(190,245)}I think this time you've really gone too.." "{\pos(190,245)}Yes?" "{\pos(190,245)}I feel so unjust for you, sis" "{\pos(190,245)}Amy" "{\pos(190,245)}Can you do me a favor?" "{\pos(190,245)}How do you know I'm here?" "{\pos(190,245)}Where else can you be?" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm still angry" "{\pos(190,245)}After so long?" "{\pos(190,245)}Counterfeit notes?" "Yes of course" "{\pos(190,245)}You won this from gambling?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, I had to beg my dad for it" "{\pos(190,245)}Parents will always reach out to their children in times of need" "{\pos(190,245)}You don't have to thank me." "As brothers, I'll definitely help when you're in trouble" "{\pos(190,245)}Go home." "I'm sure Xin has cooled off by now" "{\pos(190,245)}She won't even bail me from the police station" "{\pos(190,245)}I can't face her." "Can I put up at your place tonight?" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello, Aunty" "{\pos(190,245)}You don't like to be lied to, but didn't you do the same to your parents?" "{\pos(190,245)}Buying all that food from restaurants and passing them off as your cooking" "{\pos(190,245)}All because you wanted to leave a good impression?" "{\pos(190,245)}Why is the world full of lies?" "{\pos(190,245)}You lie and put on a pretence because you care" "{\pos(190,245)}Think about it, I feel quite sorry for Keat this time" "{\pos(190,245)}He almost bankrupted himself over the wedding, and even landed himself in the police station" "{\pos(190,245)}And at the end of it all, everyone's still mad at him" "{\pos(190,245)}Even I was wrong about him this time" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm sorry, baby." "I shouldn't have lied to you." "Please dont' be mad anymore" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm heading to Penang now because Dad got into and accident." "I'll explain when I'm back" "{\pos(190,245)}Sir" "{\pos(190,245)}Hello?" "{\pos(190,245)}How could that happen?" "{\pos(190,245)}Alright" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you want to talk to your mum?" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh, okay" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin is going to Penang." "Keat's dad got into an accident" "{\pos(190,245)}Is it serious?" "I'm not sure" "{\pos(190,245)}She still doesn't want to talk to me?" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's go to Penang and talk to our daughter properly" "{\pos(190,245)}Brother!" "{\pos(190,245)}The watch dropped onto the floor" "{\pos(190,245)}And he crawled over to retrieve it, all bloody" "{\pos(190,245)}Why does he treasure this watch so much?" "{\pos(190,245)}How would I know?" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm sorry, baby" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad." "Mum" "{\pos(190,245)}Since this watch means so much to Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}Let's have it repaired." "It may help to rouse him" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat" "{\pos(190,245)}Get into the car" "{\pos(190,245)}Your dad rented this car, it should be faster this way" "{\pos(190,245)}Let us help okay, Keat?" "{\pos(190,245)}Do you repair watches like this?" "{\pos(190,245)}Oh yes, we do" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}Doesn't this watch belong to Ah Si?" "{\pos(190,245)}You know him?" "{\pos(190,245)}He bought this watch from me" "{\pos(190,245)}and he's sent it in for repair quite a few times" "{\pos(190,245)}This watch... {\pos(190,245)}Ah Si bought it the day his son graduated from high school" "{\pos(190,245)}It was a gift for his wife" "{\pos(190,245)}For having painstakingly raised their son so well" "{\pos(190,245)}He told me he has never bought his wife a gift before" "{\pos(190,245)}I just got the report" "{\pos(190,245)}The doctor said" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm diagnosed with cancer" "{\pos(190,245)}This is beautiful" "{\pos(190,245)}Give it to me next year" "{\pos(190,245)}In order to wear this beautiful watch" "{\pos(190,245)}I will make sure I recover well" "{\pos(190,245)}Next year" "{\pos(190,245)}Give it to me again next year" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey boss" "{\pos(190,245)}Ah Si" "{\pos(190,245)}Can it be repaired?" "{\pos(190,245)}Watches are meant to be worn" "{\pos(190,245)}It is sure to break down if you don't wear it" "{\pos(190,245)}If you see him, please ask him to rush back" "{\pos(190,245)}His wife can't hang on for much longer" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm" "{\pos(190,245)}I can't find him, sis-in-law" "{\pos(190,245)}Where is dad?" "Where is he?" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad's almost home." "Hang on, mum" "{\pos(190,245)}Hang on awhile more." "He's almost home" "{\pos(190,245)}You're finally here." "You might as well not come back" "{\pos(190,245)}Mum refused to shut her eyes just now" "{\pos(190,245)}Just so that she could have one last look at you" "{\pos(190,245)}Where were you?" "What else can be holding you up at this time?" "{\pos(190,245)}It's all your scoldings." "You're the one who caused Mum's cancer" "{\pos(190,245)}You're not fit to be her husband" "{\pos(190,245)}When we got married" "{\pos(190,245)}I could not even afford to throw a wedding banquet" "{\pos(190,245)}She has never enjoyed the good life" "{\pos(190,245)}This watch is the only gift I have for her after all these years" "{\pos(190,245)}But" "{\pos(190,245)}The watch is ready" "{\pos(190,245)}Can you two be closer?" "You're acting like enemies" "{\pos(190,245)}Come one, give me a smile." "Quick" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat is now married." "You'll have no more worries" "{\pos(190,245)}Done" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, after chatting for so long" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't even know who you are" "{\pos(190,245)}I realise I can only see my dad clearly from a distance" "{\pos(190,245)}I'm truly touched by Dad's feelings for Mum" "{\pos(190,245)}We seem so shallow compared to them" "{\pos(190,245)}Giving you a grand wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}is all just an excuse to show off" "{\pos(190,245)}We've been married for several days" "{\pos(190,245)}And you haven't had a good day at all" "{\pos(190,245)}I am really the shallow one" "{\pos(190,245)}I am the one who takes everything for granted" "{\pos(190,245)}Never once thinking that you would have any difficulties" "{\pos(190,245)}I didn't even realise you sold off your cameras" "{\pos(190,245)}We will live happily, ever after" "{\pos(190,245)}We will live happily, ever after" "{\pos(190,245)}Is your dad awake?" "{\pos(190,245)}The love your dad has for your mum, is truly admirable" "{\pos(190,245)}Many things" "{\pos(190,245)}are not how they appear to be" "{\pos(190,245)}I may be good at running my business" "{\pos(190,245)}But I can't even handle my marriage well" "{\pos(190,245)}There are many little things within a marriage" "{\pos(190,245)}that can easily defeat love" "{\pos(190,245)}I now give you my daughter's hand" "{\pos(190,245)}And I hope you will never be defeated" "{\pos(190,245)}This is just the beginning." "I wish you the best" "{\pos(190,245)}Actually there are many things" "{\pos(190,245)}that can be started afresh" "{\pos(190,245)}I like this photo very much" "{\pos(190,245)}It makes me feel like I have achieved something great" "{\pos(190,245)}Because I could make you laugh so easily" "{\pos(190,245)}But ever since that incident" "{\pos(190,245)}I have never seen you laugh like that" "{\pos(190,245)}It hurts here." "It is really painful" "{\pos(190,245)}I really don't want to be like Ah Si" "{\pos(190,245)}To be left with just a watch" "{\pos(190,245)}And me, just this photo of us" "{\pos(190,245)}Would you give me another chance" "{\pos(190,245)}To renew your faith in me?" "{\pos(190,245)}Can you?" "{\pos(190,245)}Yes, I can" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad!" "Dad!" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, you must not die, Dad!" "{\pos(190,245)}Didn't you say you want to tell me off?" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, you must not die, Dad!" "{\pos(190,245)}Shut up!" "(Tamil)" "{\pos(190,245)}I need to sleep!" "You're too noisy!" "(Tamil)" "{\pos(190,245)}Sorry" "{\pos(190,245)}Keat, your dad has woken." "He has been transferred to another room" "{\pos(190,245)}Come, let's go." "I'll show you the way" "{\pos(190,245)}You're awake" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad." "Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}Brother, your son thought you were dead" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad" "{\pos(190,245)}You're right." "Not everything can be mended" "{\pos(190,245)}The tyre should have been thrown away" "{\pos(190,245)}No, what you said was right" "{\pos(190,245)}If you put your heart to it, anything can be mended" "{\pos(190,245)}This is very famous too" "{\pos(190,245)}I think I will have the vermicelli" "{\pos(190,245)}The vermicelli?" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm it's delicious." "Keat's recommendation was right" "{\pos(190,245)}It's such a kick to be sweating it out while eating." "Dad should come to Penang more often" "{\pos(190,245)}Sze Xin, don't you blame your mum anymore" "{\pos(190,245)}There is a reason behind her treatment of me" "{\pos(190,245)}Some years back" "{\pos(190,245)}I had an extra-marital affair" "{\pos(190,245)}Your mum was very upset" "{\pos(190,245)}She almost divorced me" "{\pos(190,245)}But chose to forgive me on your account" "{\pos(190,245)}She doesn't want you to know about this" "{\pos(190,245)}So as to uphold the fatherly image you have of me" "{\pos(190,245)}Your mum was never like this before" "{\pos(190,245)}It hasnt' been easy on her all these years" "{\pos(190,245)}Xin, the $100,000 that I gave to Keat, was actually from your mum" "{\pos(190,245)}Come, let's go home" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm" "{\pos(190,245)}Why did you bring me here?" "{\pos(190,245)}In-law, welcome back" "{\pos(190,245)}You gave me a fright." "I'd have died of fright because of you" "{\pos(190,245)}Hush, hush, hush" "{\pos(190,245)}I don't mean to nag at you" "{\pos(190,245)}It's a happy thing to be discharged, so stop all this talk about death, will you?" "{\pos(190,245)}Come, let me help you." "One on each side" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks, thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, this cake is for you" "{\pos(190,245)}In-law, I made a cake for you" "{\pos(190,245)}It's been a while since I made one, hope you'll like it" "{\pos(190,245)}Thanks, thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}Out with the old, in with the new" "{\pos(190,245)}But is there no place for this old watch?" "{\pos(190,245)}If you don't mind that it's old and inexpensive, I'd like you to have it" "{\pos(190,245)}Dad, I'll have it and treasure it" "{\pos(190,245)}Let me help you." "Thanks, Mum" "{\pos(190,245)}Look at this watch." "It's beautiful" "{\pos(190,245)}Mmm" "{\pos(190,245)}Wow, the cake made by my in-law is really good" "{\pos(190,245)}Humans are such deplorable beings" "{\pos(190,245)}Taking things for granted and not treasuring what they already have" "{\pos(190,245)}Life is short." "It can be better if one just takes it easy" "{\pos(190,245)}But we are always striving for a better life." "If only we can learn to be content" "{\pos(190,245)}Hey, what are you talking about?" "{\pos(190,245)}We're talking about the cake" "{\pos(190,245)}Congratulations Ah Si." "Your daughter-in-law is gorgeous" "{\pos(190,245)}I've brought some liquor" "{\pos(190,245)}Just some simple fare." "Please help yourselves" "{\pos(190,245)}Thank, thanks" "{\pos(190,245)}Actually, a wedding is a one-day affair" "{\pos(190,245)}But marriage is for life" "{\pos(190,245)}It does not matter how grand or elaborate a wedding is" "{\pos(190,245)}What matters most, is a happy and blissful marriage" "{\pos(190,245)}And the key to a blissful marriage is love" "{\pos(190,245)}At the end of the day, a simple wedding" "{\pos(190,245)}can be as beautiful and moving" "{\pos(190,245)}As long as it is showered with blessings from loved ones." "{\pos(190,245)}This is what I want to share" "{\pos(190,245)}"The Wedding Diary"" "{\pos(190,245)}Cheers!" "{\pos(190,245)}Thank God, you are a real man indeed."