"KIDS YOUR AGE ARE STARS ALREADY YOUR CHANCE COMES MAY 20!" "CASTING FOR A NEW TV SHOW "KIDS' STAR FACTORY"" ""Your chance"!" "Star Factory..." "Hmm..." "Got it!" "Oh!" "A firecracker!" "That's useful... ¤ CAUTION, CHILDREN!" "¤" " Abramova." " Here." " Burlyaev." " Here." " Voloshina." " Here." " Gorokhov." " Here." " Grigoriev." " Well..." "Grigoriev is absent, of course..." " Yeah..." "Still asleep..." " No!" "I..." "I got up early in the morning." "Then I did exercises..." "Then I cleaned my house." "Put everything on the table." "On the table!" "I have no..." "Well, Maria Ivanovna!" "Well, a madam from water-pump station asked me to help..." "On the table!" "You're all screwed up!" "What a bad start to the day!" "The good ending is more important!" "Quiet!" "Hmm..." "Hmm..." "What do you want, Gorokhov?" "Can I present the lesson?" "Wait a minute!" "There's a punishment detail first..." "Grigoriev!" "Go to the board!" "Why "Grigoriev" again?" "Hey!" "Well, so..." "Well, Australia...its area, well...is great..." "Well...we can say...boundless..." "Ye s, the boundless territory of Australia." "Why "boundless"?" "Well, yes, of course, it has ends!" "Well, in the north, south, east, and west." "Yes!" "In the west, too!" "Well, here they are, you can see, there's no signs..." "There's ocean...ships, dolphins..." "Sharks swim somewhere..." "And what is the climate in Australia?" "Uh..." "Oh!" "Dry!" "Dry!" "Is that all?" "Very dry!" "Your mark is two!" "That's not humane, Maria Ivanovna..." "Never mind..." "When you get home, you'll get your 'humane' treatment!" "You'll see!" "." "Yeah, don't get your own back..." " What?" " Go on out!" "Quickly!" "Hey!" "Maria Ivanovna..." "Dear Muscovites and guests of our town!" "Moscow is a modern, endless..." "Hello!" "Bye bye..." "Oh!" "Leaf!" "Give me back my glasses!" "You're thinking again..." "I always think!" "Get back immediately!" "Well, here..." "Wait a minute..." "What's the date?" "May 20..." "May 20?" "Yes, it is..." "Hee..." "Oh!" "A-ah..." " Let's start the a subject..." " Grigoriev is ill!" "Help Grigoriev!" "Wait..." "Everybody freeze!" " Grigoriev, where does it hurt?" "Your head?" " Stomach..." "Stomach?" "Where?" "Here?" "Maybe it's your liver." "The liver's on the right." "Maybe diarrhea?" "Ah?" "Hmm..." "Well, Gorokhov, go with him, report to me afterwards..." " Come on, quickly!" " Well, well..." " Sit down." " My cap..." " What is it?" " Diarrhea, quickly!" "Yeah, a headache would be better..." "Hey, don't die, please..." "INFECTIOUS DISEASES HOSPITAL EMERGENCY WARD" " Does it hurt?" " Yes, it hurts..." "I don't understand..." "Come on!" "What?" "You're sick!" "When I'm out of the school, I'm fine!" "Are you crazy?" "You lied to Maria Ivanovna?" "But what about...diarrhea?" "But what about school?" "There's your school..." "Hurry up!" "Into the bushes!" "Why didn't you tell me about it?" "You must notify me immediately!" "The fifth lesson is wasted..." "Oh, Lord!" "What teachers do they hire?" "!" "Hey, don't try to pin it on me!" "Now there's something!" "Come on!" "No, I don't want..." "What?" "Do you want betray me?" "Well, go on..." "You'll get another "five" mark..." "And they'll kick me out of school!" "Where are we going?" "Hah!" "You're interested!" "You'll soon see..." "What do I tell my dad at home?" "Why do you have to tell him anything?" "Yeah, do not worry..." "I know where we'll find a million bucks!" "I'll let you have a quarter of it." "Leave me alone!" "All right, half's yours." "Watch out!" "KIDS YOUR AGE ARE STARS ALREADY YOUR CHANCE COMES MAY 20!" "Does anyone believe in that stuff?" "Hey!" "What are you mumbling about?" "I'm wondering why you're so happy --- with a "two" mark and fooling everybody!" "Yes!" " Come on!" " Let me go!" " No!" " Yes!" "I'm not going!" " You will!" " What about lessons?" "Let me go!" "You'll hardly be able to explain to Maria Ivanovna how you lost me!" "Quickly, quickly, boys!" "My dad is right:" ""Hasty acts are the cause of all evil!"" "Don't worry, you'll not lose out with me!" "KIEVSKY STATION" "Where are we?" "OK, we'll get there somehow." "We have time." "Come on!" "What time?" "Time for what?" "Where will we get to?" "What are you doing?" "Come on..." "Here, check that out!" "Quiet..." "Quiet..." "Long live freedom!" "Hooray!" " Booooo..." " Grigoriev, come on!" "Who are you?" "What are you up to?" " Greenpeace!" " A-ah..." "Why aren't you at school?" "We're in the second session." "Well..." "Can I spin it?" "Well, spin..." "Hooray!" " Grigoriev, let's go...there's no need..." " Leave me alone!" "Gorokhov, help..." "What are you doing?" " Well, boys, we can relax..." " Hello!" "Come on, Ivanovich..." "Hey!" "Wait a minute!" "I need to say something important to this guy." "We must also check the acoustics..." " OK, but carefully..." " Yeah..." "There's the manhole, you see?" "Go there, quick!" " There?" " Yes, yes, there..." "Hey!" "Gorokhov!" "Why are you so good at studying?" "Shout louder!" "Why are you so bad at studying?" "I'm not..." "Damn!" "Why did you get a "two" mark today?" "Why?" "Because it was geography!" "What?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Grigoriev!" "Why are you silent?" "Hey!" "Grigoriev?" "Grigoriev?" "Grigoriev, where are you?" "Grigoriev?" " What are you doing there?" " Ah..." "My cap fell off..." " Come on, get out quickly!" "Help..." "I can't get reach the rungs..." "Why did you jump off then?" "." " We must get out of here!" " Just wait!" "It's interesting!" " What's interesting here?" " That is!" " How about this stuff?" " Give me a break!" "What IS that?" "Boo-oo..." "I'm mutantous crocodilus heffalump, A-ah-ah..." "Come on, we'll explore it!" "Yeah, come on, otherwise I'll leave you there!" " No!" " I'll go!" " Be careful!" "Come on!" " Good enough, we can live here..." " You're Kidding..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Open!" "Open up!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Open the manhole!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Don't yell!" "There's the light!" " Where?" " There!" "When you go in, you need to think of how to get out again..." "Why didn't you think about before?" "You said you needed help." "Now we won't get out without the digger..." "Who is this?" "The explorer of the underground..." "Caves, tunnels..." "Dungeons..." "Treasures..." "This is all mine!" "And anyway..." "We'll visit local attractions and get out..." " Look, what's that?" " Wow!" "Oh!" "Look, a clock!" "Probably since Czarist times..." "No, such things didn't exist back then..." "What is it?" "Look!" "Ah-ah-ah!" "Hurry up!" "We were here already..." "This is the circle..." "The third one..." "The second..." "This branch..." "they did it last week..." "Right?" "Right!" "Guys, where did you come from?" "From down there!" "It's damp and dark in there!" " Well, all right, Mister, no mines!" " Only the rats..." "Come on, quickly!" "Oh!" "That's a pretty kettle of fish!" "." "We should go home...but not in this condition..." "I know!" "My best friend lives here!" "We'll visit him, wash ourselves, take a break!" "Hang on!" "We'll go home afterwards, OK?" "Oh!" "Look, what a pretty dog!" "Yeah, a dog!" "Better tell me the house number..." "I told you the house number, didn't I?" "Don't you remember?" "I have a very good memory: wake me up at night, I'll tell you everything!" " Here it is..." " Which entrance?" "Here it is...he lives around here..." "But where?" "Here!" "Right here!" "This is his house!" "Why do you need a number?" "Hey, are you sure he's home and expecting us?" "He's home and expecting us!" "I doubt it..." "You see, no one's here." "I said: "it's too early for his arrival"..." "Look, when you're right, things just get worse..." "Well, why worse?" "See, you said he wouldn't be home." "And, presto!" "He isn't home." " I can't lie." " If you can't, we'll teach you." "I'm wasting time with you!" "It's funny to live in this world..." "Look out!" "Help me, Gorokhov!" " Yeah..." "It's stuck..." " Strongly stuck..." "Is there a problem?" "What?" "What?" " It always happens." " What happens?" "It happens if non-professionals try to do their job..." "A-ah..." "It locks on the anticlockwise!" "Who did this, a migrant worker or what?" "Who is this?" "Who?" "Not me, sure!" "If it was me, I'd never do such hackwork." "Yo-yo!" "I'm a cool rapper!" "And we must rework things afterwards...houses..." "locks...the whole ball of wax..." " Tell to your father to replace that bolt..." " Thank you..." " Wash yourselves before your parents come home!" " OK, OK..." "Bye-bye..." "What's the matter?" "Where are you going?" " We're friends since childhood!" " I won't go!" "Let me go!" "You..." "Don't fret!" "Sit down, relax..." "The lock had to be changed already anyway." "Just sit down..." "If the criminals were here instead of us, it would be a different matter." "Everything would be lost..." "What's lost?" "Sit still..." "Everything!" "They'd steal everything!" "Mommy, do not worry..." "Mommy...do not worry...wow..." "This apartment is..." "It's somebody else's!" "What do you mean: "somebody else's"?" " Hurry up!" " Hurry up!" "Why are they coming here?" "Don't they have anything better to do?" "It's him..." "Yes!" "Quiet!" "Guys..." "What are you doing?" "It's me!" " Alarm..." " Against the thieves..." " If anything's missing..." "I'll complain to the prosecutor's office..." " Passport..." " Yes, I'll complain to Putin!" "He's our plumber!" "A-ah!" "Two boys ran by there..." "Strange ones..." "Well, let's go!" "Enough..." "Caught the bandit..." "Come on!" "Up to the roof!" "Everyone freeze!" "No more..." "I'm tired..." "Looks like they've gone..." "Cool!" "I could lie here all my life..." "My father says that the lazybones have empty and hard lives." "I would like to be a lazybones..." "Lying around all the day, thinking about things..." "Of course, it's hard, but a man gets used to everything." "OK, get up..." "We have to go..." "Get up!" "Just look, how nice it is here!" "People like ants, running, fussing..." "What would your father say now?" "My father's always right!" "Oh!" "If only we could jump and fly now!" "No..." "No..." "We must get down!" "Let me breathe!" "The school should be here!" "I would be best pupil here!" "Hey!" " Beautiful flight." " Yeah!" "Hey, really, let's go down..." "Ah...you want go down..." "N-no...not like that..." "Now this!" "Catch it!" "Get it again!" "You'll not catch me up!" "I wi-i-illl!" "Hurrah-ah!" "Oh!" "We have to jump..." "Let's go..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Ah!" "Yeah, forget them." "Strange smoke..." "The smell is delicious..." "Yummy..." "Nothing is clear..." "Oh!" "Look!" "Follow me!" "Where are we?" "We'll go see!" "It's a bakery!" "You're so quick-witted!" "Oh!" "What is it?" ""Step on the open shoe covers" --- All right." " Loaves!" "Loaves!" "Loaves!" " They're everywhere!" "Delicious!" "A-ah..." " Hot?" " Naturally!" "I want butter!" "Aha!" "And milk!" "I wonder how they bake them." "You want to know?" "Come on!" "Listen, maybe not,..." "You want to know, so know we must!" " We shouldn't." " Yes, how many loaves." "Take one." " Let's..." "Oh!" "Look!" "Cool!" "I want to taste one." "Yeah...hot." "Look, check the thermometer." " 195." " That's a lot!" " Look!" "Cool!" " If you get in, you'll be boiled!" ""BAKING PROGRAM"" "I think I haven't tasted one." "Me neither." "Well,...where to now?" "What's this?" "Who is that?" "Quiet..." "Quiet..." "We're leaving!" "A-ah!" "Hurry up!" "Oh!" "I have an idea!" " Stop!" " What?" "Over there!" "And what?" "How do we get out of here?" "We'll get out of this scrape somehow..." " 15 people to the exit!" " OK." "Stop!" "Oh!" "An idea!" "Come on." "Well, let's go by, guys..." "Goodbye!" "Goodbye!" "Did you like it here, dears?" "Thank you!" "When you grow up, come to work here." "Yeah!" "We'll come..." "Come on, come on." "That's all!" "15 people." "But what about us?" "That loaf was delicious, I've never eaten such a good one..." "Yeah!" "It's a pity that we didn't take more!" "I didn't eat." "Listen, we'll be late." "I don't want go anywhere." "We have to!" "Oh!" "Look!" "SCHOOLBOY PARK" "I'll go get a drink." "Drink all you want, I'll get more." "How are they jumping like that?" "Never mind!" "I'll get some more." "Wait, I still haven't drunk it!" "Cool!" "I'll get more." "It's a good day today!" "I've had enough." "Hey, it's free!" "Here..." "Look!" "Let's go there." "Check it out." "Onto the skateboard!" " Why?" "I can't..." " Get up, I'm keeping these!" "Well, you're up..." "Let's go now!" "What are you doing!" "How cool is this?" "Get out of the way!" "Get out of the way!" "Gorokhov!" "Where are you going!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "If I catch you, I'll tear off your legs!" "Hey, Satan!" "Salaam alaikum." "Salaam alaikum." "Hello." "Yuri Semenovich, I'd like to ask you what think... about prospects for the development of television for children in our country?" "As you know, kids are our future." "It begins right now, today." "Or rather, it began yesterday." "What kind of cultural development, what future for our children can we imagine... if modern TV shows us only..." "I'm sorry, Yuri Semenovich..." "What is it?" "We have a morning program  and our audience would like to hear a few encouraging words." "You know, I don't have "encouraging words", no matter morning or evening show you have." "Ratings rule over everything today." "Have you ever wondered how these ratings distort thing?" "How do these ratings pervert programming?" "I think..." "No..." "No..." "Awful!" "If you see bad rating, kill it... until we destroy the cultural environment... where we can even now hardly breathe." "This is what I'm saying to you,... me, the patriarch of our television,... as our respected host politely introduced me." "Yuri Semenovich, what's the matter with you?" "With me?" "Nothing." "I'm all right, but I don't know what's up with you and your ratings." "Are you crazy?" "We could have crashed!" "But we didn't crash, we just got dirty some more." "Dirty?" "Just dirty?" "!" "Well, yeah, dirty." "I couldn't crash." "It's just that...that skateboard was defective!" "Defective?" "Just confess you can't skateboard!" "What?" "You heard me!" "Why are you stopping now?" "Just see him, he's offended." "I can't skateboard?" "Yeah, you can't." "Well, Gorokhov, now hold on!" "I'll show you!" "Let's go!" "Hey..." "What are you doing?" "Careful!" "Hey, kid." "Kid!" "Come here..." "Grigoriev, give it back!" "Grigoriev, aren't you ashamed?" "Give back the head!" "Give back, I say!" "Come here..." "Grigoriev, take it off!" "Come on, give it to me!" "Grigoriev!" "Give back!" "Come on, bear, relax." "Have a drink!" "By the way, Timoshkin lives near here." "His father took us to the zoo." "He works there." "I won't go to the zoo!" "Not to the zoo, but to his home." " Let's go wash up and eat there." " Yeah, OK." "Come on in." "Welcome." " What is this?" " An action: drink until you don't want any more!" "Oh, I wouldn't say no." "Thank you, we're not hungry." "It's not for you." " We understand, you don't have enough for yourselves." " We don't want..." "We'll just clean ourselves up, drink a cup of tea..." " I don't want a cup of tea!" " And travel on!" "If you don't want any, don't drink it." "Give back!" "How do you do your homework?" "Don't they distract you?" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "What's this dummy?" "Have you vaccinated them against rabies?" "Yes, they're safe." "They may be safe but they're poorly trained." "Well, they're friendly." "Friendly with each other, but they attack guests!" "Timoshkin, we are very pleased to meet your animals..." " But we're in a hurry!" " We've got to hurry." "Where's the bathroom?" "Hey, he's busy." "Now that we're here, we have to wash ourselves." "Phew!" "You fool!" "Damned zoo!" "Oh!" "Where did he go?" "But in fact, Vaska liked him." "Grigoriev?" "No wonder, everybody likes him." "OK..." "See you later!" "I'm going." " Bye!" "Say "bye"!" "Say "bye"!" " Bye!" "Why are you so late?" "Just...we talked a bit." "Who did you talk to there?" "Yeah, he's normal..." "We ran away from the school together, rubbed the desks with a garlic." "How people change!" "He forgot about everything with his birds." "Hey, we should have called home from Timoshkin's house." "To say our parents not to worry." "Don't you need to call?" "Yes, I'd have to say that I'm in the hospital." "Why?" "Well, for prevention." "Let Dad worry a little, it makes parents feel useful." "BATHHOUSE" "That's what we need now." "You ran away of the school to take a bath?" "No, you know, or we'll walk around the city like tramps?" "Wait!" " What do you want?" " Look." "Let's go!" "Give me a pen..." "Thank you!" "Did my father come by already?" "Your father?" "Who's your father?" "That's him!" "Yuri Semenovich?" "He hasn't visited us in quite a while." "Yes, he's so busy." "He's got no time to bathe." "Sure, yes." "Ah!" "I forgot!" "He sends greetings to you!" " You are welcome, boys, come in!" " Thank you." " We'll wash your clothes too." "Come in." " That'll be great." " Now beating you!" " Come on!" "Hurrah!" "DO NOT SWITCH ON!" "FOR BLOWING!" "Hey!" "Watch out!" "Don't touch!" "So what?" "Don't you like it?" "This is water therapy!" "It's very expensive procedure." "Don't you like it?" " And do you like it?" " Yes!" " So, you like it..." " Sure!" "Hello, Petrovich!" "Oh!" "Yuri Semenovich!" "How's your life?" "How is your bath?" "It's great!" "All dried!" "By the way, you boys are here already." "We cleaned out all their clothes." " What boys?" " Well..." ""BASTARD CHILDREN OF FAMOUS SHOWMAN"" "What are you reading, idiot?" "Give me a break!" "I'll show you "bastard children of famous showman!"" "Well..." "Listen to me carefully!" "You must annihilate this yellow rag!" "Do what you want!" "Hire the best lawyers, "wolves."" "I want them exterminated completely!" "We run a kids' show "Kids' Star factory",... a children's "American Idol"!" "And this is our reward!" "I don't want to hear about it!" "Enough!" "Can I relax in the bath at least?" "Yes, of course!" "I'm sorry, Yuri Semenovich, but they are very similar to you." "Listen, Petrovich!" "Do you know whom you are similar to?" "Look!" "Got it or not?" "Both look like me?" " Yes, both." " Well, there they are now!" "Hurry up!" "We're in for it now!" "In here!" " Oh!" " What are you doing?" "Oh!" "Sorry!" "Oh!" "A-ah..." "Do you want crayfish?" "Guys, without shooting, please." " Open up!" " What's his problem?" "Man, what's the matter with you?" "Aha!" "Gotcha!" "Who sent you here?" "This is a misunderstanding." "They lied to enter the baths for free..." "Well, listen to me, both of you, walking misunderstandings!" "Keep this in mind and tell it to everyone:..." "I have a daughter!" "Do you hear?" "A daughter!" "She's my one and only!" "Beloved!" "Clever!" "Pretty!" "Talented!" "Do you understand?" "Yes." "I'd like to meet this beauty." "Stop right there!" "Why do you bother children in the baths?" "Get the hell out of here!" "But on TV you are a good guy!" "Wow, what a jerk!" " Go away!" " Oh!" "You're cool putting this showman on his place!" "Good for you!" "Sometimes you begin to understand things." "Well..." "Do you think if I'm a nerd I don't understand anything?" "Come on..." "Let's go..." "Let's check out the women's baths!" "What are you doing?" "It'll just take a minute." "Help me climb!" "Don't you understand it's prohibited?" "Oh, please!" "Please!" "No!" "It's prohibited, don't you understand?" "Go to hell!" "I was wrong about you!" "Get lost, daddy's little son!" "Alright!" "Silence!" "Quiet!" "Misha..." "Light!" "Sound..." "Sound on!" "Quiet!" "Action!" "Action!" "¤ I do not know anything else, I am a little worm, the mad world rushes by." "¤ We are creating with our hands weightless thin tissue, a beauty that's palpable." "¤ A sea was filled to the brim drop by drop, the stones became solid grit by grit, eternity is probably so long." "¤ I would just make my tiny contribution, to weave at least a thread a silk during my short life. ¤" " What are you doing?" " And what are you doing?" "You know how to read?" "DON'T PICK THE FLOWERS!" "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!" " Here..." " OK." " Ah...thanks!" " Is this your show?" " Thanks!" " It's mine..." "Why aren't you at school?" "I went to the hospital with Grigoriev..." " Yes, I've got a "five" mark today..." " Gorokhov is...sick..." "He is sick often..." "Who's sick?" "Did you picked them yourself?" " Your bunch of flowers is...feeble!" " What?" "You're feeble yourself!" "A nice bunch!" "Hmm..." "Can you give me your mobile number?" "Maybe I'll see you around..." "OK?" "OK!" "OK..." "Have you fallen for this girl?" "Women aren't your passion..." "learning is your passion!" "She dances well..." "Where is this tower?" "I remember my artistic youth..." "And what?" "Were you dancing?" "No, I was singing..." "We had singing lessons up to 4th grade..." "And a wonderful teacher!" "Then he retired on a pension..." "I met him here recently..." "He said..."you sing wonderfully"..." " What?" "Are you singing?" " A little..." "I sang..." " Well..." "Now we don't have any singing lessons..." " It's interesting!" "Pretty story...emotional..." "it almost moved me to tears." " By the way..." "A surprise is coming up soon!" " That surprise again?" "I'm tired enough already!" " Here we are!" "We got here!" " What?" "This is where we were going?" " Yes!" "Didn't you know where we were going?" " Yes, if I knew, I'd never go here!" "Then why were you after me all the day?" " Me?" "After you?" " Well, wait!" "Oh!" "What a meeting!" "I said, "a surprise"..." "Am I bothering you?" "N-no..." "We were...just talking..." "Alright..." "I'm in a hurry for the TV studio." "OK, bye-bye..." "See you later!" "Wait a minute!" "We're also going there." "OK." "Come on in, I'll take you there..." "Please..." " May I go here?" " Yeah..." "Are you going to the casting call?" "I haven't gone to casting for quite a while now." "We're invited!" " And you?" " And me..." "He is a backup dancer!" "Yeah..." "Talent will out!" "Where are your parents?" "Oh!" "We're self-reliant, we don't need parents..." " Hello..." " Yes, we are self-reliant..." " Hello..." " Ah, Marina!" "Hello, my sweetie!" " Hello..." " How are you?" " Fine!" " Give regards to your dad!" " OK..." "OK, guys...bye-bye..." "I'm in a hurry!" " Hello..." " Hello..." "Stop!" "Where are you going?" "Ah..." "We saw advertisement!" "You can't enter here without a permit!" "Push off!" "Mister policeman!" "They are with me..." "let them pass..." " Yes, we are with her..." " We are with her..." " Come in..." " All right?" " Come, come..." "Yes, yes..." ""KID'S STAR FACTORY" CASTING" "OK...going out, do not stop..." "Guys!" "Dears!" "No need to fight!" "Oh, please..." "Mommy, take me away..." " Come here..." " Let him go..." "What will you do?" "Singing, dancing?" "You don't know anything!" "The main thing is a talent!" "Talent will out!" "Watch out!" "Sorry!" "Who's be next?" "Already prepared?" "Oh!" "How nervous this guy is..." "Well, we'll get on the top another way!" "What?" "We'll see!" "OK..." "Take this kid away, please!" "Well, I just asked!" "OK..." "Have you come to the casting?" "OK...don't bother...silence..." "OK, enough..." "Have you made up the boy, huh?" "Well..." "It's not a gym!" "Calm down, please!" "Anyway!" "Look here..." "OK..." "Look here..." "Well, fix the make-up!" "Fix the make-up!" "Fix it!" " Hey!" " Hurrah-ah!" "Well, OK!" " What are we going to do?" " Please..." "Do you have acting experience?" "Sure!" "Do you know anything, eh?" " Yes!" " Look here..." " I was playing a patient..." "at school...in the play..." "No, no...we don't need sick ones..." "Well, come on!" "Sing us something, a lyrical song..." " Hmm..." "No, not that..." "la-la-la-la-la-la-la...no..." " Well, have you read this?" "About our producer..."Bastard children of the famous showman"!" "Atta man!" "Well, quiet!" "¤ No fun, no school?" "The school can't exist without fun." "¤ Why do we need to learn everything, if we can run away with a friend...?" "¤" " OK!" "Enough, buddy!" " You are adults, you'll never..." " All clear!" "No more..." "Go to your place..." "Go, go..." "Do you even know how to sing?" "Actually, I do..." "I'm out of form today..." "Maybe tomorrow?" "Altogether, do you have a good ear for music?" "You know..." "We had singing lessons up to the 4th grade..." "But then they ended..." "Because our teacher retired on a pension..." "Don't you want to get up?" " Recently I met him..." " Come on, buddy..." "Well, what next?" "Ahem..." "I remember..." "I was his favorite pupil, he believed in me!" "He said..." "He said that..." "I have talent..." "It needs to develop..." "But then the singing lessons ended." "What?" "Then what?" "He's so old...wrinkled..." "with a stick...he walks slowly..." "He said: "Vityusha...how are you?" "Still singing?"" "I say, "No..." "I'm very busy..."" "He shrank...doubled up..." "like broken..." "he was just a shadow..." "I thought he was sick..." "But now I realize that he felt bad for me." "Because I did not meet his expectations..." "Oh-oh-oh!" "What an original child!" " Child?" " Of course!" "Yes!" " This is a savage from the street!" "He's organic!" "Yes, we'll work with him, we'll make it right..." "The boy is alive..." " Sensitive..." " Yeah..." " Sensitive?" "And this...singing teacher..." "isn't a relative, eh?" "Hello!" "Yoo-hoo!" " Wait a minute..." "Stop!" "Where are you going?" " What?" " You haven't gone in there!" "No jumping the queue!" " Didn't they make you up?" "!" "Hurry up!" "Come on..." " Just wait!" "Leave me alone!" "When is our turn?" "My potentialities are wonderful!" "But then...the singing lessons were over..." "And then?" "Like Oscar Wilde: the man whom our age is looking for and is afraid that it had found..." " May I go on?" " Please..." " And recently I met him..." "He is so old...wrinkled..." " it's so hard..." " Your neck hurts?" " Is sprained. it." "No..." "No, you know..." "I have nobody!" "The show starts in a week, and I don't have the boy, the host of the show..." "Well, there's nobody!" "Millions of people will be watching us!" "We need good ratings!" "We need to make ratings!" "I'm only interested in the ratings now..." "OK..." "The fifth...the sixth..." "and send the seventh to reedit..." "In the second one, you must rewrite the text..." "Did you see it?" "Well?" "Did you see how my story went?" "It's MY story!" "You just repeated it..." " Yes...well, do you begrudge me?" " No, I don't, but why lie?" ""He is so old...walking with a stick..." But he jogs every day and cycles!" "I'm sorry!" "But "he's old and walks with a stick" is emotional..." "Emotional?" "It's a lie!" "It is better to lose fairly than to win with the tricks!" " I've heard that." " Yeah, that's what my dad says." "OK..." "Did you see TV stars here?" " No, I didn't..." " Oh!" "Let's go to find her." "Yeah, let's go..." "Oh!" "Look, a door!" "Maybe she's in there?" " Nobody's here..." " Let's go!" "It looks interesting!" " Now we lock them in!" " But why?" " Let them rest!" "Tell me who does the ratings for all these years on your bloody TV!" "They've arranged for this newspaper hounding." "They don't know who Yuri Semenovich is!" "They do not know with whom they have got involved..." "But they'll know that there are people with whom getting involved is mortally dangerous!" "I didn't come here just for a "long time", I came "forever"!" "And I won't go away!" "Open the door!" "Oh..." "All is lost!" "All is lost..." "No...no..." "This is terrible..." "It's no good..." "Everything's unsuitable!" " Everything?" " Yes, dear!" "Everything!" "Girls, understand me, we need a unique boy." "A unique kid!" "Otherwise, we can assume the show failed!" "Yes, I think so, too..." "It sucks!" " We need...an emo or goth...or..." " What?" "Think up something else!" "What an abomination!" "Remember, Edward, I'm a conservative in regard to children!" " You don't say?" " Yes, I do!" "Once again you'll wear the shorts, you'll work as a lighting technician, a holiday stand-in!" "It's too hot..." " Yuri Semenovich..." " What?" "Please pay attention to this boy!" "He's very organic!" " Bright!" "Expressive!" " Hmm..." " A very good boy, really!" " Very sensitive..." " Yeah?" "Sensitive?" " Respects his teachers!" "Well, I don't know, I don't know, girls..." " The face is so familiar..." "But where is he?" " Here..." " Where is he, this boy?" " We can show him..." " We will show..." " OK, show me him!" "He has a rich imagination also!" "Go back to work, Goth!" "Finished!" "It's the end!" "I know what to do!" ""I know what to do"..." "You, Batman!" "You only need a mask and a coat!" "Batman with glasses..." "Don't be afraid, you!" "Follow me!" "Don't worry, everything was fine at the rehearsal!" " Is it true?" " Of course!" "Oh!" "You look great!" " Thank you..." " Is this...your first time?" " Well, yes..." "A-ah, don't worry!" "I'll help you!" " You'll help?" " Sure!" " OK, "husband" and "wife", are you ready?" "In 3 minutes we're on the air." " "Wife", you remember?" "We start with you..." " Yes!" "I don't understand, where's the child?" "Ah...in a few seconds..." "She's coming, her parents are coming with her..." "There's no time." "We'll start without her." "When she appears, right onto the stage!" ""Wife," let's go!" "Wait a minute!" "Good luck!" " Yeah..." "Volodya, ready?" " Man, go to the stage!" " Lights!" " But I'm going out later..." " Well, go ahead!" " OK!" "Got it!" " Don't bother!" "We now continue with our show "The Doors Slam"." "Many years ago, the husband slammed the door and ran away from home..." "Today we will see how two spouses meet after years of separation..." "The husband doesn't knows that his wife is waiting for him here in our studio." "We'll see the meeting of the two former spouses who once loved each other." " "Kids"?" " Kids, who else?" "!" " What?" "What?" "Where?" " To the studio..." "Hurry up!" "Please tell me how long since you've seen your husband?" "Yeah..." "Poor woman, her emotions overwhelmed!" "During this time... he never called and inquired about the fate of his daughter?" " N-no..." " What a bastard!" " Hush!" "Let's go, go..." " Whoa!" "Who are you?" " They told us to go to the studio..." " Quick-quick-quick-quick..." ""There are women in Russian villages..." the great poet Nekrasov wrote it in the 19th century." "The poet of 21th century has not been born yet to describe the hardships of this heroic woman.." "For ten years she fought against all the troubles of our hard life..." " Who are you?" "I have a daughter!" " I don't know, they told us..." " It's clear..." "Get out!" "Get out of there..." "For ten years she brought up her daughter alone..." "I think, her former husband must answer all the questions now..." " Who are you?" " Your mom!" " I have a mother!" "This is TV, everything happens here..." "Where's the girl?" " Where did they come from?" " Get rid of them!" " How?" "They're on the stage already!" "Find any girl..." "Any girl..." "Tell the "husband"..." "Warn the "husband"..." "I swear I'll fire you!" "Wait a second..." "The moment of truth is coming..." "Man, wait..." "Man, there are two boys!" "Understand?" "Two boys!" "It's OK!" " Put down the glass!" "The glass!" " Pardon me!" "Volodya, is it all right?" " Boys...boys out there..." "Man...who slams doors, the husband of our heroic woman!" "Oh!" "Our dad is coming!" "Oh!" "She's here!" "Why did you call her up?" "It's a surprise!" "Your former wife has a number of hard-hitting questions..." "Yeah?" "And who are they?" "Where's my daughter?" "Don't you recognize me?" "Have you even forgotten how many children you have?" " And how many children I have?" " What a difference!" "Work on the script..." " Ah..." "Where's the girl?" " Son..." "Where's my daughter?" "Where's my daughter?" "My daughter..." " Dad!" "Dad!" " Grigoriev!" " Don't you like sons, huh?" "!" " Daddy!" "Dad!" " I have a daughter..." "I don't know these boys!" " Daddy!" "Dad!" " I don't know where my..." "I don't..." "I go..." " Grigoriev!" " Why don't you know?" "Daddy!" " Look at your daddy..." "The Prodigal!" " Where is my daughter?" "My daughter..." "Daddy!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" " Start quickly..." "Throw him something..." "Start, hurry up!" " Yeah..." "I..." "I can..." " Where's the girl?" " Don't just sit there, join in..." " Where were you for ten years?" " Mom, what are you doing?" "More energetic!" "Threaten him!" "Don't worry, we're insured!" "Beat him more..." " I haven't slept nights, working two jobs!" " I think, it's good..." "You can call the guard." " Don't!" " I brought them up alone, raised them up!" "Security..." "Guards!" "The tension in the studio reaches its culmination!" "Where are you going?" "Get off your hands!" " Advertising..." "Advertising..." " Let me go, I said!" " Advertising!" " I said, let me go!" " Advertising..." "Gorokhov, hold on!" "Quietly, "Mother", quietly..." " How are you?" " Fine." " Yeah." " Does it hurt?" " Nope..." " Vigorous children..." " What children!" " Well..." "Boys...so temperamental..." "When will I fire you?" "Where did you get these crooks?" "It's the air show..." " Did you hit yourself?" " I'm OK." " It's all right, it will heal for the wedding!" "Thank you, guys!" " You are welcome!" " Good for you!" " Guys..." " Live show..." " Where's the girl, eh?" "Mom..." "Dad..." "A-ah..." "Mom..." "Dad..." "And you're here!" "What are you doing here?" " Did you like it?" " It was remarkable..." " ¤ Pineapples in champagne!" "... ¤" " Clowns" "¤ Surprisingly tasty, sparkling and sharp!" "I'm something Norwegian!" "¤" "Ummm..." "Where is everyone?" "Who is "everyone"?" "¤ I'm something Spanish!" "¤" "A-ah..." "The casting for the show?" "That's it!" "The show ended, boys..." " But results?" " It's over..." " Let's go... ¤ I'm inspired!" "And take up my pen!" "¤" " Let's go!" " Yeah." " Oh!" "You!" "Hello!" " Hey!" " Hey!" "How are you?" "OK?" " Yeah, all right!" "We've starred in a show!" " Wow-wow...wow..." " Congratulations!" " Thank you..." " Want me to bring you out?" " Oh!" "With pleasure!" "Well, if it's not difficult for you..." " Alice!" " Coming..." " Oops!" " Where do I drop you off?" " How much longer must I wait?" " Coming, Dad..." " Nowhere!" " Me neither." "OK, see you later..." "Wow!" "Phew..." ""KID'S TEARS FACTORY"" "Yeah!" "How do you like this 'Alice'?" "Her father is a real monster!" "Children are not responsible for their fathers!" "It would be nice!" "What a beautiful name: "Alice"!" "U-uh..."Fiancée"!" " Who's the "fiancée"?" " You're the "fiancée"!" "I'm the "fiancée"?" "Listen, Ilya..." "Hit me the eye..." "Why, Vitya?" "Well, maybe a bruise will appear..." "Otherwise, my father will beat me for this truancy..." "And yours, what will he do?" "I don't know, maybe he'll say something." "Like what?" "For example, "the smart guys learns from mistakes of others, but the fool makes his own "." " That's all?" " That's all!" "Listen, Ilya..." "Can I go home with you now?" "Otherwise, think up what we've got to tell them at the school tomorrow." "Of course!" "You'll meet my Dad!" "Phew..." "Will he tell me something?" "Sure!"