"Welcome to Paradise!" "Relax, come on, Sims, relax." "Nobody saw you get on the aircraft." "And as far as everybody's concerned, you're still in the States." "Hey, you're home free." "The police are probably following me now." "Not here, heh heh." "Relax, come on, it's cool." "Right." "Let's take a look at the goods." "Heh, I've always wanted to see what sixty million in diamonds looked like." "Six million is your share." "I wouldn't cheat you, Catlin." "You're an accountant, Sims--figure it out." "I trusted Daniel Sims." "No one's blaming' you, Senator." "I'm blaming me!" "I was Chairman of the Famine Aid Committee." "That sixty million dollars was raised on my name, my friends, my reputation." "And it was stolen by the man I hired." "Daniel Sims.It's not my reputation I care about, MacGyver." "What Catlin stole isn't just dollars." "These people are dying, today." "That money was raised to save human lives." "When my daughter Chris heard about it, she flew back from Africa." "She's in the Virgin Islands now." "She's trying to find some way to get to Catlin, but...nothing's worked." "Nothing." "Well, then I better get going." "Your name MacGyver?" "That's amazing." "So's mine." "You're MacGyver?" "Oh, sorry." "I guess I was expecting another high-powered lawyer or an ex-FBI agent with another great idea that doesn't work..." "I, I'm sorry." "I'm a little wound up." "Chris Rhodes." "Your father tells me you've been researching things here." "You can start by telling me what you know about Catlin." "He keeps what amounts to a private army around here." "Some of them arrived with him." "He used to be a mercenary, soldier-of-fortune." "Asia Minor, Libya." "In Angola they call him The Butcher." "Hey, Chris, we're gonna get to him." "Just what exactly do you do, MacGyver?" "What else do you know about Catlin?" "He came to Virgin Islands about five years ago with a gaudy reputation and a lot of money... with which he bought this hotel and casino." "Catlin's little hideaway" "You don't like him much, do you?" "You know, I was in the Peace Corps in Africa." "I know what famine does." "There he is." "That's Catlin." "We got a confirmation from Amsterdam." "They can handle the diamonds." "All of them?" "Sixty million dollars to be paid to a Swiss account." "We need flight plans and clearances." "I want to be off this island in forty-eight hours." "See to it." "He looks like a happy guy." "Why not?" "We can't touch him." "Maybe we can." "What if I were just to go in and..." "take the diamonds from Catlin?" "My God!" "You're a thief!" "It's impossible!" "It's ridiculous!" "It's illegal." "Why?" "Catlin claims he doesn't have the diamonds." "You tell me how taking something that doesn't exist constitutes breaking the law, hmm?" "Because we can't just...well, because we, we can't just plan a break-in or pull some kind of far-fetched caper, or..." "You know, you're right!" "What the hell!" "We'll do it!" "What you mean 'we'?" "You were in the Peace Corps, not the Green Berets." "Remember?" "Come on, what's your plan?" "I have found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable." "Okay." "How, then?" "We fake it." "Oh, great, great!" "We are in deep trouble." "Look, for starters we're probably talking about two hundred pounds of diamonds." "Now where's he gonna store that?" "Believe me, I know Catlin." "He wouldn't trust his own mother." "Everything he has, he guards." "So?" "So..." "I researched all the construction permits on the casino." "He built in two security vaults, a big one in the casino and another one in his private suite." "Then that's where I'll start." "Where do we begin?" "I begin by getting a look at the inside of that casino vault...to see if the diamonds are there." "I'll go in as a high roller." "Start shooting' and see where" "Catlin's casino is, well, frankly, dishonest." "Nobody wins." "The vault in the casino has got to be guarded and locked." "So the best way to get a look at the inside is by invitation." "So I'll have to make sure I win big at the crap table." "Get them to store my money in their vault." "How can you be so sure you'll win?" "I'll cheat." "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "You stupid little fool!" "You spilled this drink all over my dress!" "Nice lady." "I, I know." "I'm sorry.My husband gave it to me for my birthday." "Should be right to give me a proper diversion." " I want to know your name." " I'm so sorry." "You're absolutely right." "When I was a kid, the first time I went fishing, I had to jury rig my own line." "It worked." "Caught a fish that turned a lot of eyes." "This catch should do the same thing." "Excuse me." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh God!" "What are you looking at?" "Winner, seven!" "Front line winner." "Play come....any craps." "Cut the seven." "Again." "Lucky seven, eleven, any craps." "Cut the seven, seven, bet the hard eight, hard eight." "Seven again!" "Pay the front line." "Front seven shooter." "Bet the front line." "Bet the seven, eleven, any craps." "Let it ride." "I've got this afternoon's net winnings figure." "What is it, Jack?" "That's the one." "Your Virgin Mary, sir." "Thank you." "Thank you, sir." "You're welcome." "Okay, here we go!" "Come on!" "Seven!" "Right here, bet the front line." "Any craps." "I want you to find out who he is." "My pleasure." "Uh, we'll let that ride again." "Hi." "I'm Tiffany." "Bond..." "James Bond." "Uh, again." "But I'm sorry, sir." "That's over our limit." "Let it ride." "Good luck." "Somehow I know you mean that." "Would you like to go again?" "For the whole one hundred thirty thousand?" "Lucky dice." "Let's see how lucky you really are." "Think I'll pass." "Don't wanna be greedy." "This table is closed, ladies and gentlemen." "Thank you very much." "Excuse me." "I have to ask a favor." "I'm gonna feel a little nervous walking around with all of your money in my pocket." "I assume the casino has a vault?" "Not a very big vault, is it?" "No, but big enough to keep your money safe until you're ready to have another try at your luck." "Mr., uh?" "MacGyver." "MacGyver." "I haven't seen you around." "I haven't been around." "So, Jack, it's been fun." "I'll tell ya, Jack, I've about had my fill of the crap table." "Mr. MacGyver, you made six straight passes." "The odds are against it." "Yeah?" "That's why they call it gambling, I guess." "These dice are perfect." "Yeah, you can say that again." "Huh?" "Which is why we noticed...you've forgotten your drink" "Seven." "The hard way." "I'd like you to accompany these gentlemen to my office." "It's a little more private." "Take him out." "Well, Jack, you've been terribly civil about this up until now." "Why not?" "Oh, you clod!" "The least you could do is help me up!" "It's stuck!" "Hold it!" "Get out!" "Think, MacGyver." "Of course." "Hey, MacGyver, what happened?" "The diamonds aren't in the casino vault." "They must be in his private suite." " Oh, great!" " I never said it was gonna be easy." "How can you sleep?" "Usually it's no problem." "MacGyver, come on, MacGyver." "Hmm?" "It was terrific!" "I mean last night." "I was scared and excited and it's like all the frustration just let go!" " Felt good, did it?" " Oh, felt great." "More coffee?" "Uh, more coffee?" "Sure." "That Catlin's suite?" "Mmm-hmm." "And the diamonds must be in his vault." "Well, I'll find 'em." "Well, we don't have to worry about Catlin." "He's always on the casino floor." "But last night his security guard told me that Catlin has a spy camera and an alarm system covering the suite." "Well, the guy figures to be a little careful." "MacGyver, there are over two hundred pounds of diamonds in there." "Even if you can open the vault, getting the diamonds out will be impossible." "Maybe." "Maybe not." "But the way I plan to do it, it's gonna be kinda noisy, kind of, uh, public." "You know what I mean?" "So I'm gonna need a major distraction." "Small riot in the casino would do just fine." "You're gonna cause a riot in Catlin's casino?" "Ah, you bet!" "You can't possibly show your face in there again." "I won't." "You will." "I hope I can walk with that thing in there." "Just make sure you get this magnet as close to the roulette wheel as possible." "Maybe I can hop." "No, it'll be all right." "What're you doing with my ring?" "Give me your finger." "Oh, who am I supposed to scratch?" "Don't scratch anybody." "Just like this when you're playin' blackjack." "Oh, and then accuse them of cheating!" "Yeah." "Then you do the roulette, the slots." "But, Chris, you gotta make sure it comes together at two ten sharp." "All right, you remember." "As soon as the diamonds are in my car, you get in your car and you go." "I'll be right behind you." "But it's gotta come together at two ten a.m. sharp!" "Or we're history." " I'll be here." " Good." "MacGyver?" "Yeah?" "We're gonna make it." "Now if Thomas Edison is correct, at two ten when these wires touch, all the slot machines and lights in the casino oughta go crazy." "Excuse me." "Think this machine will change my luck?" "Win some, lose some." "Gonna have to deal with that security camera in the penthouse hall." "The mirror from Chris' compact oughta show 'em a thing or two." "All right!" "Gotta call a little attention to myself." "It should take at least ninety seconds for the security people to get up here." "About enough time for me to get into Catlin's." "Maybe." " Thomas?" " Yeah." "Some kind of interference." "Go check it out." "Good evening." "Is there anything you need?" "I could use some luck...right about now." "Looks fine up here." "Yeah, it's okay down here, too." "Place your bets, please." "Thank you, madam." "Place your bets, please." "All bets are down." "Ten black, the lady wins." "Seems your luck is changing." "Phew!" "Nasty habit!" "Catlin's private vault." "Subtle little thing." "Great!" "No combination." "No lock." "No nothing!" "And you're no help." "Maybe." "Hey, Catlin, how about bringing me some luck?" "I've already lost thirty thousand dollars." "Tonight luck is with the lady." "It's the penthouse again!" "Get up there!" " I'm on my way." " I'll tell Mr. Catlin." "Mr. Catlin, we have an intruder alarm in your penthouse apartment." "Excuse me." "I'll be right back." "Looks good to me, Mr. Catlin." "Something set the alarm off." "Which one of you idiots left the bird cage open?" "God!" "Come on, sweetheart." "Oh, that's a baby." "Come on." "Hey, uh, uh, yeah." "It's all right." "Guess I'd better check everything else while I'm here." "What's the matter, sweetheart?" "What's the matter, sweetheart?" "Everything's secure." "Thanks." "I owe you for this." "All bets down." "Please." "Winner, number seven, black." " Did you see that?" "Did you see that?" " Oh, oh, it changed." "Eleven red." "That's why I've been losin' my money!" "Excuse me, sir, please." " Let go of me." " Take it easy." "This wheel is rigged!" "What a clip joint ya got here!" "You're right." "It's an octave too high." "And the name of the game is black jack." "Bets, please." "Excuse me, sir." "Is there something wrong with this card?" "She's right!" "This place is a ripoff!" "These cards are marked!" "Hey, we've been taken!" "What kind of place is this?" "These cards are marked!" "I want my money back." "Every dime of it." "Five hundred bucks." " Let go of me!" "Let go!" " Take it easy." "Hey, take it easy now!" "Excuse me." "I've got a bottle of champagne on ice...if you can wait." "On that machine...was there a pretty brunette?" "I just saw her leave." "Come on!" "Over here!" "Come on!" "Watch it!" "Out!" "Come on." "I always knew you'd be lucky for me." " MacGyver?" " Yeah." "It's me." "Don't do what he tells you." "I'll kill her unless you do exactly as I say." "I'm here." "There's a small park just near the breakwater." "Oh, and, MacGyver?" "Don't forget to bring the diamonds." "Morning." "Where's Chris?" "Straight ahead." "Turn at the breakwater." "Your lady's waiting in the plane." "Let go!" "MacGyver!" "See, MacGyver?" "You wanted the girl...you got the girl." "You gave him the diamonds?" "Ah, yes, our Mr. MacGyver is quite the romantic." "That's why he loses and I win." "Okay, let's go up front." "You two, come on." " Still got the ring?" " What?" "Oh, yeah." " Use it." " You two!" "Inside!" "Get the jack outta that trunk fast!" "Take it up to thirty thousand feet." "The lack of oxygen will kill 'em." "I got an idea." " All right." "Time to go." " All right, all right!" "I'm ready." "I hope this thing works." "Consider it a test drive." "Now get yourself down and brace yourself." "This could be fun." "They should be pretty docile by now." "You can come up now." "How're ya feeling?" "Great!" "Great!"