" All right, we do this smart, and we do this-- right now!" "Oh, golly!" "Exercise complete." "As I suspected, a stuffed bunny." "Fine, but why didn't you hit it with the stick?" " What?" "But" " We thought this was a test of when to apply force, Skipper." "Oh, it was." " Uh, how did you get the crossbow inside the" " I know a guy in Havana." "He doesn't ask questions, and neither do I." "Perimeter breach." "Rico, man the bunny-bow." "Sirs." "Private Eggy reporting for duty, sirs." "Ah." "Of course not." "It's Eggy." "You remember little Eggy." "He's the adorable duckling we took care of" "When he was just an egg." "I got a bit nervous when you all trained him so hard," "But in the end, he hatched, and everything was just" " No unauthorized flashbacks." "He's cute." "We have a history." "End of story." "Oh, and what brings you back to our lair," "You kitchy-koochy-- oh, I just want to eat you up." "Sweetie?" "Are you down there?" "Too late." "Blend and confuse, boys." " Excuse me, did my son-- there you are." "Gah, my cover's blown, but they'll never break me." "So..." "How've you been?" " You see this?" " Burmese cobra escape." "Enemies sighted, Skipper." "This is what he's been like" "Ever since your egg-sitting adventure." "There does seem to be a slight uptick in zesty exuberance." ""zesty exuberance"?" "My son is going to get hurt." "Your mama's right, Eggy." "We've had years of training for what we do." "A boy your age isn't ready for field work." "I told him that, but he says my Intel is compromised." "Who's pulling your strings, mother?" "Give us till sundown." "We'll get little danger britches set straight." "Thank you so much." "Now listen to the penguins, kiddo." "All right, Eggy, school's in session." "And that was just to adjust" "Our drinking fountain temperature." "Yeah, the private has a sensitive beak." "Oh, I can't believe you told him that." "And a sensitive everything else." "Wow." "That was amazing, sirs." "Yes, the kind of amazing you only get" "With discipline, practice, being a penguin." "Now I hope you've learned a valuable something-or-other." "Wouldn't a direct assault" "Take the enemy down faster?" " Oh." " Eggy, no." "Sirs, mission accomplished again..." "And faster." " How did you" " I learned everything from you, sirs." "Oh." "No, not "oh."" "This is dangerous business, eggy." "I know." "Isn't it great?" "Can I have some dynamite?" "Okay." "Rico, no." "Hey." "I meant this is dangerous penguin business," "And you are not ready, period..." "Or possibly exclamation point." "Kowalski, punctuation options." "I suggest the Spanish inverted." "Muy fuerte." "But you saw my commando skills." "How can you say I'm not ready, sir?" "Well, because..." "Because you don't have this." "A subway fare card?" "A license." "An official penguin commando license." "No, no, I'm sure that's a metro card." "I can see the logo right-- oh!" "I didn't know I needed a license." "Of course." "We've all got ours." "Oh, absolutely." "Really?" "I don't have a" "Oh, yes." "Penguin commando license." "Very important." "And I'm winking to indicate that." "And they don't come easy either." "You've got to prove you can tackle everything" "This zoo throws at you." "Have you proven that, eggy?" "Uh-uh." "Then I really don't think you're ready for this." " But" "You're right, sir." "Private eggy requesting permission" "To reapply when I'm ready." "Permission granted, you precocious ragamuffin." "Well, I'd call that mission accomplished." "So what do we do with the rest of our day?" "Ooh, we could get temporary tattoos" "With motorcycle club nicknames." "I'll be "Bobby thunderskull."" "All in favor of private's" "Tattoos and nicknames plan, say" "Oh, we should probably do something about that." "Fallen lemur, what happened?" "I don't know." "Something came flying out of nowhere, and wham." "I'm flat on my butt." "And I am left to apply my own eye vegetables," "Which is the real tragedy." "Mort, weep for me." "My eyes are exhausted from all the cucumbering." "My eye vegetables are burny." "Can you give us any details on your attacker?" "I didn't see him, but it sounded kind of like..." "A kid." "Ouchies." "Victory from above." " Whoa there." " Got ya." "Eggy, what are you doing?" "Huh, eggy?" "You mean this is my J.J.," "Who I raised as a little lemur egg" "To be a mighty lemur prince?" "♪ me and my J.J. ♪" "♪ with me he will stay ♪" "♪ and then we ♪" "Great, now that's in my head all day." "Sirs, you said I had to prove" "I could tackle everything in the zoo." "By my count, that's two animals tackled already." "I could get my license by sundown." " Yeah, looks like-- what?" "We live by a code of honor, sir." "And you promised." "Hooah." "Don't, eggy." "This won't prove anything." "Of course it will." "Go, J.J. Do it." "Hold on." "This may be perfect." "But that's the elephant habitat." "Exactamente." "One-on-one with the world's largest land mammal." "Why I'd have trouble taking big Grey down myself." "Probably have to pull out my signature moves." "Start with the tangiers trunk swing," "Then a Kyoto tail whip" "Into a pair of Marrakesh kneecappers." "Ha-sha." "Wait a minute, why are you all staring behind me" "As if fixated on something I'm heretofore oblivious to?" "But those were my signature moves." "My signature." "Oh, dear golly." "Eggy said he learned everything from us." "That may be more true than we realized." "The egg state is a time of intense knowledge absorption." "If each of us gave him our best training," "Then eggy must possess all of our strengths combined." "Uh, what?" "He's an unstoppable commando machine." "See?" "Now, that's a helpful flashback." "Follow that duckling." "All right." "Banana." "Yo, I'm totally gonna grab that." "He's got my knowledge of physics." "Ah, a bad boy, eh?" "Maybe Joey needs to give you a proper spanking." "He's got Rico's psychotic instinct." "Beg your pardon, miss." "Might I trouble you to lean down a spot?" " Of course, you adorable" "Cheerio." "He's putting on an adorably phony British accent." "Just like the private." "Phony?" "This is how I really talk." "Sure it is, gov'na." "Chameleons." "Rhino." "Flamingo." "Over 92.7% of the zoo has already gone down." "Don't give me statistics, man." "Tell me who isn't down." "Well, there's the four of us." "Three of us." "Two of us." "Okay, that leaves just" "Right." "Then the only zoo animal left is..." "Oh, boy." "Hey Maurice, check out my new shirt." "I don't usually wear one, I know," "But these circles are pretty sweet, eh?" "Ringtail, focus." "We need your help." "And why would I help you to not prove" "That my J.J. Is the bestest tackler?" "If eggy thinks he has a commando license," "Who knows what kind of danger he'll throw himself into?" "Plus, we'll have to actually make licenses." "This isn't just about tackling." "Excelante." "Come on, commando license." "I want to fight some ninjas in a chainsaw factory." "You know, that does sound slightly unsafe." "Ringtail, run." "It's too late." "Eggy's locked on." "Well, at least this proves our training is effective." "That duck is going to make one heck of a penguin." "What?" "My J.J. Wants to be a penguin?" "Have you not seen what this kingly booty can do?" "Five, six, seven, eight." "How do you like that low there?" "Wow." "Julien's actually doing it." "Eggy can't tackle everything in this zoo after all." "Can't..." "Tackle..." "You, sir, are the greatest..." "Of all animals." " But you can be the second-greatest." "Come, let us begin your booty shaking training." "Ooh, dancing." "Why, that's not dangerous at all." "You cured my baby." "Yes, we can definitely state that your child" "No longer wants to be a penguin," "And may the world forgive us." "Okay, little dancer, time to go home." "Say thank you to the nice penguins." "Thanking you very muchly," "Silly penguins." "Yes, that is my J.J.!" "Rico, cover our shame." "Hit it." "♪ hey-oh, yah, hah ♪" "♪ oh, hey-oh ♪ yeah." "♪ hey-oh ♪ ♪ yeah, oh-hey-oh ♪"