"( woman speaking on radio )" "( bird chirping )" "( dishes clattering )" "( footsteps )" "( breathing heavily )" " ( yells ) - ( gasps )" "( grunting )" " ( screams ) - ( both grunting )" " ( grunts ) - ah!" "( gurgling )" " ( footsteps ) - ( sizzling )" "( clatters )" "( woman breathing heavily )" " ( inhales deeply ) - ( gurgling )" " ( grunting ) - ( clanging )" "( breathing heavily )" " ( car horns honking ) - ( tires screeching )" "( cars crashing )" "( car alarms blaring )" " ( pan clatters ) - ( alarms continue )" "( tires screech )" "( car crashes )" "( breathing slowly )" " ( tires screeching ) - ( cars crashing )" " ( tires screech ) - ( car crashes )" " ( tires screech ) - ( car crashes )" "( wheezes )" " ( tires screech ) - ( car crashes )" "( flames roaring )" "( rocket approaching )" " ( woman laughing ) - ( man breathing heavily )" "( kissing )" "( speaks )" " ( woman screams ) - ( snowman growls )" " ( bell ringing )" "( calling out )" "( bell ringing )" "( breathing heavily )" "( moaning )" "( groans )" "( man and woman scream )" "( wheezing )" "( footsteps )" " ( breathing heavily ) - ( girl muttering )" "( birds chirping )" "( water splattering )" " ( crickets chirping ) - ( shuffling footsteps )" "( clicks )" "( mutters )" "( mutters )" " ( birds chirping )" "( whooshes )" "( whooshes )" "( crickets chirping )" "( shuffling footsteps )" "( alice mutters )" "( alice mutters )" "( birds chirping )" "( whooshes )" "( both grunting )" "( yells, choking )" "( grunting )" "( breathing heavily )" "( whooshes )" "( water splattering )" "( thuds )" " ( voices whispering ) - ( woman speaks, echoing )" " ( rock music playing ) - ( mouthing )" "( woman speaks, echoing )" "( mouthing )" "( distorted shouting)" " ( clangs ) - ( distorted barking )" "( screams )" "( distorted shouting )" "( distorted scream )" "( yells )" "( growling )" "( shouting )" "( distorted ) buddy." "( heart beating )" "( distorted shout )" "( normal barking )" "( labored breathing )" "( distorted growling )" "( thuds )" "( dramatic music playing )" "( yawns )" "( clicks, whirs )" " ( high-pitched humming ) - ( chittering )" "( chair scrapes )" "( thrumming )" "Ah!" "Ugh!" "Ah ah ah." "Ugh." "Ugh." " ( high-pitched humming ) - ( brushing )" "( inhales sharply )" " ( laughing ) - ( laughter on tv )" "( people speaking on tv )" " ( laughter on tv ) - ( laughing )" "( high-pitched humming )" " ( thrumming ) - ( grunting )" "Woman on phone:" "This is because I stuck my finger in you, isn't it?" "Oh, come on, baby, don't be like that." "Well, when are we gonna get together?" "When are we gonna meet up?" "No, no, tomorrow." "It's just my ear." "It hurts a little bit." " ( high-pitched humming ) - ( chittering )" "( faucet runs )" "( splats )" "( laughing )" "I got you, you little son-  ( high-pitched tone ) - oh!" " ( exhales sharply ) - ( tone stops )" "Phew." "( high-pitched tone )" "( laughing )" "Fuck you!" " ( high-pitched tone ) - ( gasps )" "( grunting )" " ( bell peals ) - ( girl speaking japanese )" "( birds chirping )" "( grunts, farts )" " ( explosion ) - ( both scream )" " ( girls whimpering )" " ( explosion ) - ( hissing )" "( coughs )" "( panting )" "( grunts, farting )" "( flames whooshing )" "( cries )" "( farting )" "( flesh crackling )" "( breathing deeply, moans )" "( coughing )" " ( grunts ) - ( pops )" "( gasps )" "( farting, grunts )" "( moans )" "( rock music playing on radio )" " ( engine and radio stop ) - ( parking break clicks )" " ( cap scrapes ) - ( swallows )" "( keys clink )" "( bugs chittering )" "( clattering )" "( distant kids playing )" "( man breathing heavily )" "( gulls cawing )" "( waves lapping )" " ( man grunts ) - ( wood clatters )" "( velcro rips )" "( breathing heavily )" " ( grunts ) - ( wood clatters )" "( splashing )" "( breathing heavily )" " ( rain pattering ) - ( plane engines roaring )" "( dog barking )" " ( cars honks ) - ( dog barking )" " ( people chattering ) - ( glasses clinking )" " ( drum roll ) - announcer:" "And now," "Introducing that army charmer, that navy-baby," "The marine-queen, the lady who's middle name is 'ka-boom'!" " ( jazz music playing ) - ( cheers, applause )" "( grunts )" "( moans )" "( panting )" "( moaning )" " ( whirring ) - whoo-hoo." " ( panting ) - ( pops )" "( laughs )" "( moans )" "( glass shattering )" " ( blows ) - ( pants )" "Yoo-hoo." "( panting )" "( moaning )" " ( sighs ) - ( gasps )" "( clanking )" "Huh?" "( low growling )" "( gasps )" "Frau scheisse?" "( clanks )" " Rowr." " ( sizzles )" " ( high-pitched whimpering ) - ( laughing )" "( screaming )" "( speaks german )" " ( whimpering ) - ( laughing )" " ( speaks, laughing ) - ( clanging )" " ( grunting ) - ( electrical crackling )" "( growling )" "Churchill:" "Bertie." "Bertie." "Keep calm, my son..." "And carry on." " Never surrender!" " ( snarling )" "( laughing )" "( grunts, snarls )" "Fight!" "( growls )" " ( gasps ) - ( yells )" "( screaming )" " ( laughs ) - ( grunts )" "( both grunting )" "( screaming ) ow!" " ( whirring ) - ( gurgling )" "( laughing )" "( screaming, gurgling )" "( dings )" "( low humming )" "( clatters )" "( gasps )" " ( crying )" "( high-pitched tone )" "( gasps )" " ( coughing )" "( whimpering )" "( tone and humming continue )" " ( gagging )" " ( coughing )" "( breathing heavily, groaning )" "( crying )" "( retching )" "( tone and humming continue )" "( tone and humming stop )" "( dramatic music playing )" "( grunting )" "( birds chirping )" "( sighs )" "( snickers )" "( clears throat )" "( snickers )" "( sighs, clears throat )" "( snickering )" "( grunts )" "( sucks )" "( breathes heavily, muttering )" "( gasps )" "( whimpering )" "( humming, beeping )" "( clicking, dinging )" "( screams )" "( grunting )" "( blood splattering )" "( blood squelching, splatters )" "( voice yells )" "( guffaws )" "( laughs )" "( laughing )" " ( people chattering ) - ( music playing )" "( gasps, grunting )" "( farting )" " ( splashes ) - ( sighs )" "( flushes )" " ( squeaks ) - hmm?" " ( pinging ) - ( squeaks )" "( flushing )" "( squeaks )" "( whimpers )" " ( humphs ) - ( rattling )" " ( grunts ) - ( flushing )" " ( humphs ) - ( squeaks )" " Huh?" " ( squeaks )" " ( door handle rattles ) - ( man speaking french )" "Ooh!" " ( squeaks ) - ( grunting )" "( squeaking )" " ( squeaking, thuds ) - ( chuckles )" "( squeaks )" " ( screams ) - ( squeaking )" "Oh!" "( screams )" " ( screams ) - ( pounds on door )" " ( man speaks ) - ( gasps )" "( blowing hard )" "( squeaking )" "( gasps, blowing )" " ( gurgles ) - ( screams )" "( squeaks )" "( growls )" "( thuds )" "Mmm!" "( squeaks )" "( inhales sharply )" " ( squeaks ) - ( snaps )" "( gurgles )" "( squeaks, splashes )" "( squeaking )" " ( whistles ) - ( squeaks in reply )" " ( whistles ) - ( squeaks in reply )" "( makes kissing noises, whistles )" " ( squeaks ) - ( screams )" " ( squeaks ) - ( door opens )" " Ooh la la!" " ( wolf-whistles )" " Ooh!" " Oh!" "( music continues )" "( buzzer sounds )" "( footsteps )" "( inhales sharply )" " ( grunting ) - ( chains rattling )" "( yells )" "( footsteps )" " ( flesh squeaking ) - ( chain rattling )" "( grunting )" " ( breathes deeply ) - ( chains rattling )" "( groans )" "( both panting )" " ( groans ) - ( semen splatters )" "( crying )" "( screams, sobbing )" " ( whirring ) - ( grunting )" "( gasps )" " ( gurgles ) - ( panting )" " ( breathing heavily ) - ( heart beating )" "( muffled screams )" "( buzzer sounds )" "( grunts )" "( wheelchair clicks )" "( sighs )" "( clicks )" "( velcro tears )" "( squeaking )" "( shouting continues, fades )" "( breathing deeply )" "( flesh squeaking )" "( pants )" "( moaning )" "( semen splatters )" "( man crying )" "( shouts )" "( screams )" "( whirring haltingly )" " ( whirs ) - ( both scream, gurgling )" "( buzzer sounds )" " ( moans ) - ( breathing heavily )" " ( footsteps ) - ( sighs )" "( deep sigh )" "( bed squeaking )" " ( grunts ) - ( groans )" "( breathing heavily )" "( gags )" "( boy crying )" " ( breathing heavily ) - ( flesh slapping )" "( grunting )" "( soft rock music playing )" "♪ why can't we be like this ♪" "♪ every day?" "( moans )" " ♪ I'll make you - ( silent )" " ♪ so proud of me..." " ( idles )" " ( revving ) - ♪ we could be..." " ( woman laughing ) - ♪ so perfect" "♪ you will see" "♪ you will- will..." " ♪ you will..." " ( buzzer sounds )" "( water dripping )" "( rattles, gurgling )" "( rattles, gurgling )" "( exhales sharply )" "Oh. ( mutters )" "( chirping )" "( speaks )" "( mimicking moaning )" " ( screaming ) - ( moaning continues )" " ( inhaling deeply ) - ( sizzling )" "( breathing deeply )" "( inhales deeply )" "( leather creaks )" "Ahh..." " ( pops ) - ( inhales sharply )" "( moans )" "( exhaling deeply )" "( leather creaking )" "( breathing heavily )" "( twangs )" "( bubbles banging )" "( moans, gasps )" "( exhales )" "( thrumming )" "( thrumming faster )" "( thrumming faster )" " ( low hum ) - ( clattering )" "( snaps )" " ( snaps ) - ( moaning )" " ( twangs ) - woman:" "Ah!" " ( bubbles snap ) - ( moaning )" "( leather creaking )" " ( slaps ) - ( grunts )" "( breathing heavily )" "( heart beating )" " ( gasps, choking ) - ( snapping )" " ( glass shatters ) - ( choking )" "( snaps )" " ( high-pitched tone ) - ( slowly breathing )" "( gasps )" "( crickets chirping )" "( whooshes )" "( cheery electronic tune playing )" "( kids yell )" "( kids shouting )" "( distorted shouting )" "( hip-hop music playing )" "( crickets chirping )" "( birds chirping )" "( cheery electronic tune playing )" "( dance music playing )" "( shower runs )" "( traffic sounds )" "( car honks )" "( unzips )" "( child crying )" "( rattles )" "( hip-hop music playing )" " ( dance music playing ) - ( people chattering )" "( woman crying )" " ( birds chirping ) - ( dogs barking )" "( knocking on door )" "( dance music playing )" " ( booms ) - ( music stops )" "( purring )" "( squeaking )" "( purring )" "( meows )" " ( stomping ) - ( blood splattering )" " ( kids playing ) - ( birds chirping )" " ( bike bell dinging ) - ( laughing )" "( whooshes )" "( crickets chirping )" "( dramatic music playing )" "( bell rings )" "( sighs ) god damn it." "( snorts )" "( coughing )" " ( snorts ) - ( sighs )" "None of this is working." "This is a fucking disaster." "( high-pitched scream )" "Ok, that was good." "Ah, could you give me one more of those?" "Just like less high pitched and more just like terrified" "And kind of make it a little longer too, if you could." "Okay." "( screaming )" "Simon:" "It's not my fault we got the letter 'q.'" " That's you being disrespected." " Adam:" "I know." "Did you see the press release?" "I was last!" "Yeah, I saw that." "You were even after nacho vigalondo." "( sighs )" "Besides... 5 grand?" "How do they expect us" "To make any kind of movie for five thousand dollars?" "( sighs ) alright." "So what are we going to do" "To make our segment stand out?" "( snorts )" "What if our "a.B.C.S of death" short" "Is the only segment in the entire film" "To feature an actual on-screen death," "Like, like somebody actually dies?" "Actually, that's a great idea." "Like we kill an animal or something?" "Yeah, it wouldn't have to be a person." "We could kill an animal." "Nobody gives a shit about animals." "But what animal could we kill?" " It's gotta start with a 'q'..." " A 'q'." "...Or something to do with a 'q.'" "A fucking 'q'." "( breathes heavily )" "Actually, he's kind of cute." " Yeah, he is." " Hey, mr." "Quackers, come here." "( clicks tongue ) yes, yes..." " ( quacks ) - ahhh, fuck!" "Let's kill this fucking duck." "Juan, you might wanna back up just a little bit." "Alright." "Ok, so how do we wanna do this?" "Well, we gotta make sure we pretty much kill it right away." " We don't want it to suffer too much." " Right, right, right," "Yeah, yeah." "This isn't a snuff film, this is art." "Ducks die all the time for food." "Ok..." "Yeah, yeah." "This is what you eat, america!" "You american pigs!" "They're the real killers, not us." "That's right, yeah." "Hey, juan," "We're gonna just tail-slate this." "Is that cool?" "Alright..." "So on the count of three?" " Yeah, that sounds good." " Alright." " One..." " ( cocks )" "Two..." "Thrrr..." "Hold on a second." "Can you just shoot the duck?" "I mean I" "I know it's my, umm, you know, thing..." "But uhhh if you would shoot the duck, I'd appreciate it." "Yeah, yeah, I got it." "Ok..." "One..." "Two... ( clicks )" "This fucking thing, goddamnit." " You got the safety on?" " You know, I don't even know what side it's on." "Yeah, it's that thing sticking out the side right there." "( both grunt )" "( coughs )" "Oh, oh shit!" "( classical score playing )" "( flies buzzing )" " ( chains rattling ) - ( monitor beeping )" "( marker scratching )" "( piano music playing )" "( inhales sharply )" "( laughs )" "( distant chanting )" "( man whoops )" " ( cameras clicking ) - ( people chattering )" "( people screaming )" "( high-pitched tone )" "( tone stops )" "( clatters )" " ( mouths ) - ( chains rattle )" "( squelching )" "( farts )" "( clatters )" "( choking )" "( cracks )" "( rips )" "( sizzling )" "( blood squelches, splattering )" " ( chokes ) - ( running footsteps )" "( rattles )" "Ugh." "( panicked breathing )" "( clangs )" "( creaking, bangs )" "( thunder rumbling )" "( rain pattering )" "Let go of me, you crazy assed bitch!" "( breathing heavily )" "What you're trying to do, can't be done." "Hell's coming down on you." "I'm just along for the ride, baby." " Want me to shoot you?" " You can't kill me." "( clicks )" " Lucky!" " ( laughs )" "Yeah, woo-fucking-hoo, it's my lucky day, you fucking psycho!" "Enjoy the ride, bitch!" "Fuck you!" "Motherfucker!" "( banging )" "( distorted speech )" "( engine starts, revving )" "( bangs ) you'll never outrun him, you crazy junkie bitch!" " Shut up, bitch!" " Fuck you!" " You fucking whore!" " ( accordion music plays )" " ( bangs ) - ( tuning )" "Man's voice:" "Close your eyes... ( rock music playing )" "( man #2 shouts )" "( tires screech )" "( engines revving )" "( man #2 vocalizing on radio )" "( engine sputtering )" "( engine and radio stop )" "( mutters ) fuck." "( both grunt )" "( deep voice ) for the first time in a long time" " I'm impressed." " Good." "Now leave me alone." "Take her." "She's given up and you know it." "You cunt!" "Huh, na..." "It's not her time!" "Please..." "( sniffles )" "Leave me alone." "There's still so much I wanna do." "Man:" "You gave me a run for my money." "Nobody's ever made me chase them that hard before," "But you can't run forever." "Fuck!" "( sizzles )" "( inhales sharply )" "( gasps )" " ( thunder crashing ) - ( footsteps squishing )" "( rain pattering )" " It's showtime!" " Woman:" "I can't understand" "Why he's so afraid of the toilet." " ( clicks ) - well, for young boys the most common cause" "Of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down." "He's not gonna have that problem if he's going for a poo." "Loads of people have died on the toilet." " Like who?" " Elvis." " He died on the bathroom floor." " Yeah!" "Died on the toilet and then fell over." "If I were him, I'd be more scared of those screws I put in." "They're the wrong size." "Honey, you go do a poo poo." "There's nothing to be afraid of." "Danny glover had nothing to be afraid of in "lethal weapon 2."" " Shhh!" " We might even have" "A lethal weapon of his own in a moment." " Uh... ( screams ) - ( rumbling )" "( bubbling )" "( gasps )" "Father:" "Whoa!" " Bleeding hell fire." "That's odd." " Shh shh." "( boy screams, crying )" "That's really odd." "( screws squeak, clink )" "Look at the state" " Whoa!" " ( rumbling )" "What on earth?" "( sloshing )" "( banging )" "( roaring )" "Call the plumber now." "It's an emergency." " What?" " ( roaring )" " ( choking ) - ( woman gasps )" "Help!" " ( gasping ) - ( choking )" "Oh!" "You fucking bastard!" "( groans )" "( grunts )" " ( sizzling ) - ( screams )" " ( groaning ) - ( gurgling )" "( whimpers )" "( roars )" "( grunts, gags )" "( squelching )" "( burps )" "Huh?" "( whimpers )" " ( roars ) - ( screams )" "( whimpers )" "( gurgles )" "( distant barking )" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Wake up." "He's finally using the toilet..." "About fucking time." " ( light switch clicks ) - ( clicks )" "( gurgles )" "( clothing rustles )" " ( farting ) - ( splashing )" "( creaks, bangs )" "( rattles )" "( screaming )" "( rattles )" "( boy crying )" " ( laughing ) - ( creaking )" " ( thunder crashing ) - ( man screaming )" " ( dirt pattering ) - ( creature snorting )" "( wood creaking )" "( creature snorts )" " ( banging ) - ( man grunting )" "( people shouting )" " ( creature snorting ) - ( wood creaking )" " ( creature shrieking ) - ( man shouting )" " Stand back!" " ( man #2 shouting )" "( shouts )" " ( spitting ) - he's spitting." "He's spitting!" "Hold him!" "( creature grunting )" "Get in!" " E nomine patris..." " ( sizzling )" " ( snarling ) - ( shouting )" "I've got hold of it..." " ( grunting ) - ( people shouting )" " ( roars ) - don't!" "Nooooo!" " Ah!" " ( chomps )" "( chokes )" "( grunts, thuds )" " ( heavy exhale ) - ( wind blowing )" "( bangs )" "Be careful, man!" " He's in here, I heard something!" " ( creature chittering )" "( people shouting )" "I can hear it breathing!" "( snorts )" "Man:" "Come on, let's go!" "( labored breathing )" "( bow creaks )" " ( whooshes ) - ( creature hisses )" "( arrow whooshes )" " ( arrow thuds ) - ( shrieks )" " ( snorts ) - ( yells )" "( slaps ) wake up!" "Wake up!" " ( breathing heavily ) - ( labored breathing )" "I'll make you one promise" "Your children will never know how this ended." " ( clinks ) - ( grunting )" "( creaks )" "( muttering )" " ( clinks ) - ( grunting )" "( creaks )" "See?" "Father..." "Finish it!" " ( speaking latin ) - ( shrieking )" "Geoff..." " ( grunting ) - ( shrieking )" "( gurgles )" "( static )" "( siren blaring )" "( knocks on door )" "( gun cocks )" "( people scream, shout )" "( guns firing )" "( gunshot )" "( beeps )" "( gunfire continues )" "( gun whirs down )" "( baby cries )" "( fusses )" "The world is dying." "It's one of the reasons" "We implemented the infant sterilization act." "Still, every citizen has the right" "To earn back their fertility permits." "The fastest route has always been" "Through service to propagation control." "Oh yes, sir, it's why I joined" "That and making the world a safer place, of course." "Of course." "Why do you want children?" " Propagation control..." " ( robot clanking )" "You are charged with acts of terror through illegal propagation." "You are hereby ordered to surrender all contraband." "Please, you don't know what they'll do to him." " It's not up to me." " Woman:" "I'm sorry," "There's been a misunderstanding." "You've already verified our permits." "( thumping, squelching )" " A misunderstanding..." " ( whirring )" "The illegals have escaped." "We're free to go." "...Free to go..." " ( baby cries ) - ( chomps )" "( spits )" "( gasping )" "No!" "Bad, nezbit, bad!" "Man:" "Calm down, officer." "Your nezbit unit simply auto-responded" "To para-psychic activity." "Commander stoker..." "Congratulations," "You've dispatched a rather dangerous group of mentals." " Mentals?" " Telekinesis, telepathy," "Mind control-- all very real..." " All valuable genetic materials." " ( hums )" " ( gags ) - ( gasps )" "( slurping )" ""materials"?" "We just killed a child." " ( beeping ) - oh, it wasn't alive to begin with." "Not by law." "Hmm." "The rebels were delivering the child" "To the vatic, "prophet" of all mentals." "With such power, his very existence threatens humanity," "But, once we've reanimated" "And bio-vac'd every last bit of brain matter," "We may finally ascertain his location." "A fine achievement, officer." "You see, the agency has a far greater purpose than its... ( sniffs, exhales sharply )" ""public position."" "You've given ten years of service to your unit, officer." "Your records are excellent." "I'm pleased to say that your permits have been approved." "Sir..." "( laughs )" " Yes, sir." "Uh..." " I'm not finished..." "While your permits are approved," "There are biological factors beyond the agency's control." "Reanimate the infant." " ( inhales sharply ) - ( gun humming )" "I can't let you do this." " Nezbit, officer lainey has clearly been compromised." " ( whirring )" "Arrest her." "I won't let you re-murder a child." "Oh, grow up!" "( nezbit whirs down )" "( grunting )" "Stoker:" "Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion." "Sir..." "Sir, the baby is..." "Where'd he go?" "( footsteps pattering )" "Sir?" "Did you hear that?" "( screams )" "It's a mental, idiot!" "Shoot for the head!" "Oh, shit..." "( panting )" "Oh, such vitality..." "Mmm!" "I'll keep the corpse alive for weeks..." "Wasn't taking him to the prophet." "Farm every burning neuron..." "He is the prophet." "Feast on his pain." "Mental:" "Take him..." "Unite the mentals..." " Oh!" " You're his mother now." " ( cries ) - ( grunts )" " ( moaning ) - scream, witch." " No-one will hear you as I harvest your intestines." " ( clanks )" "What?" "Unhand her, witch!" " Willowford!" " Wendy!" " Save me!" " Now, warlock!" " ( groans ) - ( cries out )" " ( crackling ) - ( screaming )" "( cackling )" " What the fuck?" " What's up, tommy?" " Where the fuck have you been?" " Look, the thing's almost done." " What is that!" "?" " Well, um, it's for animated" "It's the last frame of the animation I've been working on, remember?" " Animation?" " Yeah." "We weren't even supposed to have animation." "Well, I thought we talked about a bunch of different ideas, remember?" "Look at this list of, err, 'w's I got here." "Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with you?" "We're gonna get this done." "Hold on, it's a" " Why do you do this?" " Here's the thing, walrus," "It's like a godzilla-walrus." "It's a city-- people are being destroyed, you pan over, it's a walrus." " Tommy:" "Ok?" " Man: 'w.'" " Ok, do you have a city?" " No." " Do you have a guy in a walrus outfit?" " No." " Can you do that by this weekend?" " No." "( shouts ) well, what the fuck are you talking about then?" " Man:" "Warrior." " Man #2:" "Super hot chick." "She's just killed a bunch of, like..." "Trolls?" "Alright, whatever, she's covered in blood." "Ok." "Let's do that." "Lets do that this weekend." "I'm not sure that I want to do that one." "I'm just saying it's an idea..." "Man #2:" "W' is for wheelchair." "It's an old man." "An evil old man." "He's in the wheelchair-- everybody hates old people." " He gets pushed off a fucking cliff." " ( screams )" "I got it-- ummm..." "I got" " I got nothing." "You guys!" "You gotta come to the conference room." "Come on, you gotta see this!" "Man on tv:" "Nancy, I'm coming to you from downtown hollywood," "And I've got to tell you, some of the strangest things I have ever seen..." " Oh fuck, what's going on?" " ..." "Are going on right now." "If you can see, over my head," "The most oddest looking colored gases." "Uh, they're like chemtrails, I guess," "And they seem to be followed by other planes and copters, and a general sense..." " 'w'!" " ..." "Of panic seems to have hit the area." "Believe it or not, nancy, we're actually getting reports" "Of people seeing clown zombies in the streets." "Fuckin' clown zombies?" "That's fucking stupid!" "What are they looking for?" "Magnets?" "'w'?" "I just..." "Is that a 'w' on there?" "What's up with these 'w's?" "Is this some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy," "As we watch the horror" "Of our own minds" "Pushing humanity toward extinction?" "Can we live in a world" "That is more immoral than our own brains," " Our own ideas..." " No!" "Don't open the door!" "We live in a process that is already infested," "Already mutated, already over!" " Already blank..." " ( screaming ) ...From a wave of congealed confidence!" "( echoing ) my elbows are untouchable!" "My elbows are sharp!" "I am transparent." "I am solid in the form of this new liberty reborn!" "You are invisible in this new world!" "I hover above you..." "Above as below." "I am legion." "A traced mindfuck of a billion bombs" "Dropping on your fired synapses," "Your tired synapses!" "You are inserted, digested, gestated!" "Lie in the waste of your own vision," "Gutter punks to bigger words that you ate years ago!" "That you tasted and shat upon years ago!" "That you chewed and corrupted after the seeds were buried long ago!" "I am the one with seven heads!" "I am the thing that laughs!" "I am the thing that waits..." "For you!" "( witch cackling )" "What the fuck?" "( gurgling )" "( train rattling )" "( p.A. Chimes )" "( woman speaking french over p.A.)" "( train approaching )" "( wheels squeak )" "( beeps )" "( train rattling )" "( mutters )" "( laughs, shouts )" "( mimicking velociraptor )" " ( tv turns on ) - ( music playing )" "( woman speaking on tv )" " ( sloshes ) - ( breathing heavily )" "( heart beating )" "( inhales sharply )" "( inhales sharply ) ah!" "Ah!" "( moaning, cries )" "( cries out )" "( yells )" "( yelling )" "( inhales sharply, grunting )" "( clatters )" "( whirring )" "( humming )" "( screaming )" "( electric buzzing )" "( gasping )" "( thuds, moans )" "( rock music playing )" "( snorts, breathes heavily )" "( snorts, breathing heavily )" "( snorts, breathing heavily )" "( mouths )" "( screaming )" "( music continues )" " ( gunshot )" "( rock "star-spangled banner" playing )" "( man speaking, distorted )" "( gasps, screams )" " ( man yells ) - ( screams )" "( gasps )" " ( crying ) - ( chitters )" "( moans )" "( crying )" "( clanks )" "( screaming )" "( laughing )" " ( man yelling ) - ( screaming continues )" "( buzzing )" "( shouts )" "( grunts )" " ( shouts ) - ( both grunting )" "( screaming )" "( explosion )" " ( explosion ) - ( laughing )" "( feedback )" "( rock music playing )" "♪ watch a horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ watch a horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ it's bound to get ya in" "♪ get ya under your skin" "♪ hit you right on the chin, oh yeah ♪" "♪ it's bound to be a thriller ♪" "♪ it's bound to be a chiller ♪" "♪ it's bound to be a killer, oh yeah ♪" "♪ watch a horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ the planes are a-crashin', the cars are a-smashin' ♪" "♪ they come for a-bashin', oh yeah ♪" "♪ the kids are a-fightin'" "♪ the fires are a-lightin' ♪" "♪ the dogs are a-bitin', oh yeah ♪" "♪ watch a horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ shocking me right out of my brains ♪" "♪ you think it's just a movie on a silver screen ♪" "♪ and they're all actors and fake all scenes ♪" "♪ maybe you don't care who's gonna lose or win ♪" "♪ listen to this and I'll tell you somethin' ♪" "♪ it's a horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie and there's known abuse ♪" "♪ horror movie, it's the 6:30 news ♪" "♪ horror movie, it's the 6:30 news ♪" "♪ the public's waitin' for the killin' and the hatin' ♪" "♪ switch on your station, oh yeah ♪" "♪ they do a lot a-sellin' 'tween the firin' and the yelling' ♪" "♪ you believe in what they're tellin', oh yeah ♪" "♪ it's a horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie right there on my tv ♪" "♪ horror movie and there's known abuse ♪" "♪ horror movie, it's the 6:30 news ♪" "♪ horror movie, it's the 6:30 news ♪" "♪ and it's shocking me right out of my brains. ♪" "( woman crying )" "( woman speaking, distorted )" " ( feedback ) - ( man panting )" "( humming, beeping )" "( man #2 grunting )" "( clicking, dinging )" "( man #2 screams )" "( man speaks japanese ) what's wrong, kawabe?" " ( feedback ) - ( woman screams )" "( shit squeaking )" "( woman screaming )" " ( pounds on door ) - ( man speaks )" " ( feedback ) - ( man screams, grunting )" " ( feedback ) - ( toilet rattling, gurgling )" " ( feedback ) - ( shane speaks )" "( bird speaking, moaning )" " ( feedback ) - ( woman breathing deeply )" " ( feedback ) - ( dance music playing )" " ( feedback ) - ( man speaking )" "( man #2 speaks )" " ( feedback ) - ( banging )" " ( feedback ) - ( thuds )" "Man:" "For the first time in a long time" " I'm impressed." " Woman:" "Good." "Now leave me alone." "Take her." "She's given up and you know it." "Woman #2:" "You cunt!" " ( feedback ) - ( man laughing )" "( bangs )" " ( feedback ) - ( man speaks )" "( creature shrieking )" " ( man speaks ) - ( creature shrieking )" " ( thudding ) - ( shouting )" " ( feedback ) - lainey:" "I can't let you do this." "Stoker:" "Nezbit, officer lainey has clearly been compromised." " Arrest her." " Lainey:" "I won't let you re-murder a child." " Stoker:" "Oh, grow up!" " ( gunshot )" "( lainey grunting )" "Stoker:" "Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion." "Technician:" "Sir..." "Sir, the baby is..." "Where'd he go?" "( footsteps pattering )" "Sir?" "Did you hear that?" "( lainey panting )" "Stoker:" "Such vitality..." "Mmm!" "I'll keep the corpse alive for weeks..." " ( feedback ) - witch:" "Scream, witch." " No-one will hear you as I harvest your intestines." " ( clanks )" " What?" " Man:" "Unhand her, witch!" " Woman:" "Willowford!" " Willowford:" "Wendy!" " Wendy:" "Save me!" " Witch:" "Now, warlock!" " ( warlock groans ) - ( willowford cries out )" " ( electricity crackling ) - ( willowford screaming )" " ( feedback ) - woman on tv:" "Me, with my cereal" "I can manage my summer slimness." " ( woman #2 eating ) - woman:" "Slimness, flat tummy..." " Get ready for the summer!" " ( grunting )" "With low dye..." "Say no to fat!" " Rich in vitamins..." " ( grunts )" "My body loves it, as you can see!" " ( feedback ) - ( rock music playing )" " ( feedback ) - man:" "It's a gift from our beloved," " Nice country america." " ( gunshot )" "( whooshing )" "( rock "star-spangled banner" playing )" " ( woman screams ) - ( electronic humming )" "( high-pitched hum )"