"Mother!" "Daughter, what happened?" "Daddy, one rowdy is following me" "It's him" "What do you people think of yourselves?" "Till yesterday, you were troubling girls on the roads" "Today, you've reached till the house" "But sir, she..." "Immediately, get out my sight or else I shoot you" "I'm the colonel of Military do you get it?" "Sir, look, she has brought my Umbrella" "Umbrella?" "I thought it was my Umbrella by-mistake I brought yours" "My daughter made a mistake" "Look, it's pouring heavily outside go after it stops" "Priya daughter, why've you brought Tea?" "Raj has got drenched get Rum for him" "No sir, I don't drink" "Hey, have it, there is nothing better than Rum when it's raining" "Liquor doesn't suit me, I go astray after having liquor" "Hey, everybody goes astray but..." "Daddy, never force anybody to have liquor" "Alright, tell me one thing" "I went to the temple, Mosque and Church because" "Tomorrow, my examination results are going to be out" "Why did you go?" "Tomorrow, even my result is going to be out" "Bombay Polo Club is sending one coach to Switzerland" "I've come from Jaipur for it's interview" "Where did you learn playing Polo?" "From my dad" "He was the captain of Jaipur Royal Club in those days" "Hey, even I used to play in that, what's your Daddy's name?" "I've played manier times with him" "I'm very well known to the Polo Club authorities of this place" "If you say, I'll recommend you" "And I've full confidence that I'll only get this Job" "The rain has stopped I'll leave" "You had to take trouble because of me" "In this excuse, I found my own folks in this foreign city" "That..." "I wanted to say, that..." "That, I've forgotten my Umbrella" "Right, I'll just get it" "Come Raj, come" "Sir, you?" "Yes, I'm only the chairman of Polo Club" "And today, the members of the Polo Club have seen your talent" "Hey, how did you come to know that I've passed in the interview?" "By looking at the happiness on your face" "Why?" "Because you too have passed in your exams" "How did you come to know?" "By looking at the happiness on your face" "The choice of the restaurant will be yours" "Because I'm a stranger to this city" "Alright!" "Then, I'll take you to such a place where strangers become friends" "You both are thinking as to how to make a start, lsn't it" "In my opinion, you should start with a juice" "This is an appetizer, it also passes time, that's why" "The talk also can be more" "So tell me, what should I get orange, sweet lime, apple, pineapple?" "Get one sweet lime juice for me" "And for you?" "One minute, do one thing, get 2 sweet lime juices" "Actually, get 2 orange juices I like orange juice" "One minute, this treat is for you, lsn't it" "That's why, your choice" "No, you are giving this treat, that's why, the choice will be of yours" "Should I give a suggestion I'll get 2 Mocktails" "Both your choices will be mixed" "Keep continuing your talk" "The problem of the juice got solved by the Mocktail" "But the food we get over here will not be in the same manner" "In which, both our choices gets mixed" "The, let's go to such a place where every choice of ours gets mixed" "And where is such a place?" "I've not seen, but I've heard of it" "That's in Switzerland, the choice of people gets mixed and becomes one" "The polo club is not sending two but one coach to Switzerland" "The wife of the coach can also go with him, lsn't it" "Raj, what a beautiful house even the car is too good" "Look, even the lawn is so cute" "Our house is not that one, it's this one and this is our car" "This?" "Why?" "Didn't you like it?" "No, it's good, it's very good" "Then, let's go inside" "He means, welcome... welcome..." "You people?" "I'm B. P, he's L. P" "Meaning Bhanu Pradhan" " He's Lokhan Pal" "It's not Lokhan, it's Lakhan" " Alright" "I'm Raj, and she's my wife Priya" "How are you?" "She's my C. D" " And she's my V.C. D" "He means that my name is Champa Devi" "And my name is Veena Chandra Devi" "There is full Audio Video system over here" "We were waiting restlessly for you to listen to the hot news of India" "There is no spicy and sensational news published in papers of here" "Why?" "You're right" "In our India, the moment we pick up the paper, in the front page" "We get to read existing news like riots, corruption, murder, encounters" "Am I right?" " Absoultely" "Recently we have heard that there is H.S. E going on" "Har Saal elections (Elections every year)" "Do you people stay in this colony?" "Over here, our house is bang opposite to you" "I'm the O.C. S of this place and he's the V.O. S" "Now, that you've become the member of this place" "So, also listen to the R.O. S of the society" "To digest food over here, its necessary to walk in the day and night" "Because, like in India, Roads with Bumps, and Jumping Rickshaws is not there" "By which the food gets digested, okay" "In the gallery of your house, washed clothes, undergarments pant, shirt" "Blouse, petticoat, it's very important for them to dry" "Because, even if a Foreigner looks from far" "He or she should know, that it's an Indian's house, okay" "One minute, one minute, your R.O. S is quiet long" "Should we do G. P?" "He means should we do the Graha pravesh(enter the house)" "Oh!" "Why not... come, come..." "Hey, where are you going let them do G. P" "We've already finished our G. P" "Yes, it's over..." " come lets do G.M. G" "Meaning Ghar Mein Ghusenge (enter the house)again?" "Yes, come" "I'll break the empty bottle" " Come, my dear" "Wow!" "In the very first day itself you've become a complete house wife" "Absoultely, today, tell me what food will you have?" "One minute, do you know to cook all these?" "Great, that means, it's the menu for the entire month" "Today, let's do one thing, we'll make a start with the Indian food" "Dhal(pulses Roti" "Dhal(pulses)  Roti - yes" "That cannot be cooked" " Why, there is everything in the house" "It's not written in it Isn't it" "Meaning, you were going to cook after reading from it-Yes" "Meaning, you don't know anything?" "I know, to make Tea, to make boiled eggs, to roast Pappads" "Then, who used to cook in your house?" "Daddy is there, lsn't it" "No problem, I'll teach you" "Add some water in the Dhal(pulses) and then heat it" "And then add a little salt of your beauty, the chillies of your mischief" "And the cream of your innocence" "And season it with the butter of your amour" "Such a Dhal(pulse) will be cooked that leave alone the Dhal(pulse)" "I'll also eat you along with it" "Enough..." "I understood how to cook Dhal" "Now, I'll teach you the method of making a roti" "Take the flour and add a little water in it" "Hey, what are you doing, this has become a swimming pool" "No problem, add more flour in it" " Alright" "A little more" "Yes, now knead it with your beautiful hands" "Not like this, knead it like this" "Like this..." "Raj, what are you doing?" "Please leave me..." "Raj, leave me, otherwise I'll smear your face with flour" "You can't do anything, your hand is into the flour" "Just wait and watch" "Priya, no..." "Hey, priya, where are you running?" "Today, I'll not leave you" "Raj, what are you doing?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Can't you see, what if you had died?" "Then?" "Then?" "Then, you would have been behind bars" "Oh God!" "I got burnt" " What happened?" "My hand got burnt" "Hey, this is nothing, immense it into water, it'll get alright" "Oh God, even the food got burnt" "I had brought food from outside even that got burnt" "No problem, come on, let's again make Dhal(pulses)  Roti like that day-Yes..." "No... not that Dhal(pulses) Roti no way, absoultely not" "You'll get food from outside" "I'll get, but make sure that you don't get used to the outside food" "And you start hating the home made food" "Alright, from tomorrow, I'll cook food only in the house" "What are you watching?" "I... she is playing the piano very good" "Is it?" "I stay here only" "Priya, come down" "You both know each other?" "Yes... we once met on the way" "That was an accident, there was no introduction made" "Priya, they're our neighbours Sonia and..." "Is this your house" " Yes" "But from the time we've come we haven't seen you at all" "We had gone out for a few days" "Pleased to meet you all" "Come let's go inside and have coffee" "Yes, come" "No, today we're going out some other time" "Found them... it's good that we all found each other over here" "Look." "We've to hold one urgent meeting over here" "What's the matter, what urgent meeting do you want to hold?" "Hey, we've to fence all the four sides" "On the mountain?" "Hey, not on the mountain" "We've to build a wall on all the 4 sides of the colony" "Which war?" "Hey, the wall... do you know do you know, what had happened?" "Yesterday, a Lion entered into my house" "Lion?" "It came straight and sat on my chest" "Then, it slowly got down and started drinking milk by standing on the drum" "Before the Lion could do any thing" "The turn which my C. D took" "Both their eyes struck each other" "And the way my C. D threw the bedsheet on it" "Don't ask, as to how the Lion ran" "Great, a woman has got a lot of strength in her" "Wlth one bedsheet, she made the Lion to run away" "Hey, man, my C. D is from Haryana" "What're you both doing over here?" "Do you have to go for your work or not?" "Hey, sister-in-law, you are great you're not C. D but M. D" "No..." "Mother Durga" "Last night, had you not made the Lion to run away by hiting it with a bedsheet" "This friend of mine B. P would have become B.K. P" "Meaning Bhagwan Ko Pyara (reached the tent of God)" "Oh God, it was not a Lion" " It was a cat" "Without specs, he finds everything big" "And I had not thrown a bed sheet, I hit it with a napkin" "Hey, why didn't you tell it earlier itself?" "The whole night, out of fear I kept doing J.P. J" "Hey, it's Julaab Pe Julaab (Dysentry problem)" "Raj, what do you do?" " I teach hockey to the Horses" "Meaning?" "Do you like Polo?" "Not much, but I like the Polo master too much" "Both love and arranged" "Meaning, your marriage was an arrangement for love" "And your's?" "I'll tell you" "No, you can't tell, I'm his second wife" "Meaning?" "Meaning, his first wife is money and his Business" "I've done enough business and made quiet a lot of money" "But did not find the contentment of mind" "That's why, I'm going for Playing a very big Gamble" "Gamble?" "Yes, one deal, if it accomplishes successfully" "Then all the dreams of Sonia and mine will get fulfilled" ""Co-incidence, an event without reason"" "Who reads all this?" "Because I don't believe in Co-incidents" "There is nothing in this world behind which there is no reason" "No Vicky, a lot of times certain incidents take place" "Behind which there is no reason it's only a mere co-incidence" "This is also a Co-incidence, that we are neighbours in a foreign country" "There is a reason behind this also" "What is the reason?" " That..." "It's totally futile talking to vicky regarding co-incidence" "Raj, you can take this book if you feel like reading" "I've read it" "Hey, roti's stuffed with Potatoes" "Great!" "The fun in sharing  having is just mind blowing" "Otherwise, where would I get such tasty stuffed Roti to eat?" "Are you making a complaint?" "Priya, you too have" "Hey, priya and Indian food?" "She definitely is an indian, but all her likings is english" "Continential food, exploring new places" "Hey, these all are my likings too" "Then what, if there's no excitement and speed in life" "Then what's the fun in living?" "And Raj, what is your liking?" "His liking, I'll tell you" "No party, no excitement, life filled with peace" "Strange, this is Sonia's liking too" "Raj, have we both got wrong Wives?" "This definitely requires a due thought" " What?" "No..." "I'm sorry my wife is great" "Raj, let's do something exciting during weekend" "Yes, we'll go to such a place where there is noise  fun" "Hey, what are you doing, you're dancing or stamping my feet" "We'll have to pay over here" "What's it?" "Look, how L.P. Is giving kisses after kisses to his wife" "And, you're not doing anything at all" "Hey, I've no problems in doing that" "But his wife should agree for it, isn't it" "Bloody, I'll give her such a kiss that even she'll get happy" "Kisses after kisses..." " What?" "Shameless, I'm talking about myself" "Hey, why do you get angry for this" "I'll kiss you, come here..." "How dare you kissed me 3 times?" "What happened?" "B.P. Kissed me thrice" "Yes, I'm ruined I'm destroyed" "He kissed you thrice" "You do one thing" " What?" "Go and kiss him 6 times do TIT for TAT" "Even he'll remember" "You are totally out of your brains go..." "Sister-in-law, please forgive me I mistook you for C.D." "Hey, its not sister-in-law It's Brother-in-law" "This is a burning situation" "Today itself, I'll call upon a meeting in the society" "Hey, what meeting will you hold?" "Now, there's a straight way BBC" "What, will you announce such a trivial thing on B.B. C?" "Hey, the meaning for B.B.C. Is Baithkey Baat cheet(sit down  talk)" "Hey,C.D. What are you still doing over here, come let's go" "Got saved" "Thank God, they did not see us" "Otherwise our entire evening would've got spoilt" "No, I'll not drink" "Why?" "No, when I drink, I see pink Elephants no, I'll not drink" "Hey, I'm there, isn't it, I'll take care of you" "Vicky, never force anyone when it comes to drinking" "So, Will I drink all alone?" "In darkness, don't know, when our wives got swapped" "Priya, this is very nice" "Hey Raj, when did you come?" "Just now, I came to return this book" "How was it?" "No, it was good, it was very interesting" "Then, why don't you keep it with you?" "I have read it" "You?" "Hey, I should be asking you this question" "What are you doing over here?" "He came here to return the book" "And I had gone to your house" "Listen, I've made a programme" "The Christmas holidays are about to begin" "And its going to be really cold over here" "Why don't we go to Mauritius It's got beautiful beaches..." "We'll have real good fun 25,000 dollars per couple" "Boarding and lodging all included in it" "Wow!" "Lt'll be real fun" "And when I told this to Priya she felt extreemly happy" "No Vicky, I can't come" "Why, what's the problem?" "There is no problem, sorry you people carry on" "Good that you refused for the Mauritius trip" "Only mad people go to Mauritius" "The lucky ones only go to a Super market" "Everyday they carry commodoties from the market" "Go home, cook Dhal(pulses) Roti eat it, and go to sleep" "Priya, you've put the Biscuts pertaining to Dogs and cats" "Yes, even Dogs and cats are better than me" "Atleast their owners take them out along with them" "But, I'm the Lizard of your kitchen" "Everybody is listening" "They all are english, what will they understand?" "Peace... peace" "Saw" "Priya, the question is not of the 25,000 dollars" "Actually, I've 50,000 dollars in my account" "But, we can't afford to spend extravagantly like Vicky" "Once let us have substantia savings" "Then, I'll take you wherever you tell" "Yes, why not, till then I would've even become old" "Priya, again the same thing, why don't you try  understand" "What did the Doctor say?" "There is no fracture" "Just to see, that there's no internal injury" "He'll have to be kept under observation for 48 hrs." "Should I on the fan?" "I think, he'll go up?" "Up?" "Not up, to the God, his case is over" "I see..." " Yes" "But the Doctor has given 48 hours time" "Hey, the Doctor's say like this" "To shed tears, to inform the relatives" "Time is required to digest Isn't it" "That's why, he has given 48 hours time" "I'm telling you, his chapter will be finished within 48 minutes" "Oh God!" "We don't have time for the final rituals" "And even the Graveyard is half an hour run from here" "Oh God!" "We'll do one thing, we'll directly take him to the Graveyard" "We'll make him lie on the piles of wood-Alright" "The moment, he dies, we'll start the final rituals" "Bloody, atleast we'll save time Isn't it-Yes, absolutely right" "If you ask me, we'll even do the fourth day obsequies together itself" "What has to be done, only the poor people have to be fed, lsn't it" "But, where will we get poor peole from, there are no poor people here" "We'll have to hire them from India" "And we'll have to give them the To and fro expenses" "We'll do one thing, we'll make our wives sit and feed them, that's all" "This is perfectly right, I'll go and make the arrangements  come" "Go... one minute..." "Bloody go slowly, don't drive fast" "If anything happens to you, I can't manage two final rituals all alone" "I don't have the strength did you get it?" "Hey, what are you saying?" "Get lost from here" "Bloody, they'll die, fire the woods pour oil, do the 4th day rituals..." "Do this, do that, am I the servant of your father?" "I am the only Bengali of the entire society" "Bloody, am I responsible for everything" "I'm all alone" "Vicky, what has happened to you?" "How is Vicky's health now?" "Just watch, in another or 2 days he'll get completely cured" "I'll call the Doctor" "Vicky, are you alright, what has happened to you?" "Got scared" "Look at her" "You all got scared, lsn't it how was my acting?" "You were acting" " Yes" "I was almost dead" "Is this a way of having fun?" "I'll make you understand" "Look, when you refused of going to Mauritius" "I understood, that you are giving excuses" "The actual problem is with the money" "And you are such a self made person" "That, you'll not take money from me" "Only then, an idea struck me" "I have an Accident insurance policy worth 50,000 dollars" "I thought, why don't we sponsor this trip of ours from the insurance" "And that is what I did, and this is the cheque of 50,000 dollars" "Which I've got" "To take us to Mauritius, you deliberately met with an accident" "Hey, what if it would've been a serious accident?" "Hey, absolutely not, because this is not any co-incidence" "This was all planned by me" "And this cheque bearing 50,000 dollars" "We both have equal rights on it,25 mine  25 yours" "Now, look don't refuse, you all make him understand" "Make him understand" "Raj, please, agree to what he says" "When Vicky can do so much for our friendship" "Then you too agree to make him happy" "Alright, but on one condition" "Tell me?" "Priya's and my money will be sponsored by me" "For the last 2 months, we are only talking over the phone" "And now, even after coming here you absolutely have no time for me" "Darling, you don't worry everything will get alright" "Do one thing, you take rest in your hotel" "I'll see you in the night" "Hey, what's all this?" "Who was this girl?" "Nothing, she was my college friend" "College friend?" "There's absolutely nothing as to what's on your mind" "I've met her after 3 years that's why..." "Hey Sonia, what are you doing over here?" "You go, I don't have a stomach for it" "I'll come" "Okay Priya, yo come, come..." "wear this carefully..." "Raj look, shoot it completely" "How are you wearing it you'll fall down" "Not like this, from here" "How happy Priya is with her life" "Yes" "But not me" "Why?" "Leave all this" "Tell me, what's your opinion about me?" "Good" "What good do you like in me?" "Your talk, your nature" "And my eyes, my lips and my body?" "Tell me, how is my body?" "What are you saying?" "Why, that day you were staring at me" "When you came to return the book" "Tell me, why were you looking at me?" "Just because, you like me" "Have you gone mad?" "I want to become mad in your arms" "Raj please, otherwise I'll jump into the water" "I'm warning you I'll jump" "Sonia, what happened what happened?" "Nothing, I just got slipped" "What are you looking at?" "Nothing" "Be frank, that you are looking at my wife" "What are you saying?" "Friend, even if you are looking at my wife" "What's the harm in it?" "Sonia has got something special in her" "Anyone who looks at her falls flat for her" "It's very good" "Actually, should I tell you onething?" "Your wife is much better than mine" "Do you know, why?" "Your wife is like this Glass..." "Whatever is inside, is seen absolutely clear" "And it stays in our hands" "But, my wife" "Is like an ice cube" "We think that its in our fist" "When we open, there's nothing" "Sitdown, I'll tell you a joke" "There's a friend of mine Prem in Delhi" "His neighbour is Pappu" "They are bum pals like us" "One night, do you know what they did" "Prem went off to Pappu's wife" "And Pappu went off to Prem's wife" "Understood?" "Is this a joke?" "No, this is the reality the joke starts only now" "It's been 6 months that this incident took place" "And both their wives till date don't know" "That on that night both their husbands changed beds" "What are you blabbering?" "Raj, we are in Mauritius" "No body recognises us over here" "Tonight, why don't we..." "You with Sonia and me with Priya" "This must be your culture but not mine" "You are looking at your friends wife with wrong intentions?" "Move..." "I'm atleast truthful" "That whatever is on my mind is openly coming out of me" "I'm not like you" "You daily enjoy looking at my wife's body with your eyes" "Today, when I've spoken something" "You immediately remembered culture" "Bastard, I'll not leave you alive" "Raj, leave him" "Vicky, what are you doing?" "Raj, what are you doing?" "Raj, after all, what's the matter?" "Nothing, come let's go back" "Oh human!" "The one who has reached the moon" "Look at the wonder of the wood?" "At the age of 60,when one gets a hunch back" "Then a stick made of wood will be in the hands" "Hey, so soon B.T. P?" "Bloody, there's some problem come, let's go and enquire" "Brother Raj, how come you are alone" "Hey, your friend has not come with you?" "Bloody went straight away without giving an answer" "I think its D.M.K.K." "Meaning, Dhal mein kuch kala hai (there's something fishy)" "Yes..." "You didn't tell anything in Mauritius" "Didn't say anything even in the plane" "This is our house" "Atleast now tell that what dialogues took place between Vicky  you" "That you both became enemy of each other" "I've already told you" "That you don't have to know anything about this" "Just understand, that hereafter we have no relation left with them" "Vicky, it was you who said that nothing happens without a reason" "There definitely must be some rhyme or reason for this fight" "There was a reason" "I lost my senses I've gone mad" "That's why, I picked up the fight" "What do you expect me to do" "That I beg for pardon, fold my hands, fall at his feet" "I tell him that I can't stay without him" "Das Din Ho Gaye no talking (its ten days since they've talked)" "Friend, even the colony looks desolated" "It looks as if only we both stay in the colony" "Friend, what would be the reason for their fight?" "Meaning, wrestling?" "No, my friend" "These husbands when they fight" "The reason behind their fight in their wives" "Oh!" "Now I've understood, they had gone to Mauritius, lsn't it" "They must have caught a taxi" "Sonia must have told that I'll sit in the front" "Priya, must have told that I'll sit in the front" "There, the fight must have started" "No, I think, its B.F." "Yes..." "They must have taken a bungalow over there" "And there's only one bath room in a Bungalow" "Now ladies first, ladies first but, there were 2 ladies" "In between first  first, there must've got something struck" "So, we'll do onething, we'll patch up between both of them" "And send them back to Mauritius" "And tell them not to stay in the Bungalow, but in a Hotel" "Priya can go in her bathroom  Sonia in her's" "That's all, there'll be no fight" "Oh God!" "L.P. What an excellent brain you have" "Bloody, you're a G.F." "Does G.F. Mean Galat(wrong) Gadha(Donkey)" "Bloody, move..." "How dare you think like that?" "Does G.F. Mean Ganda(Dirty) Don't talk to me" "Raj, there's 8000 dollars of your's left in the Mauritius trip" "The condition which Raj is going through over there" "The same is with Vicky over here" "He doesn't say anything" "4 days are left for his Birthday" "How happy I was, that this time we'll go places" "But now, I think, that he'll not even celebrate his Birthday" "I think there's some evil eye casted on our happiness" "For the last 8 days, I've not had any continental food" "I've not even taken the name of Hotel" "Daily I've been making Dhal(Pulses) Rotiinthehouse" "But still he's stays dis-interested" "Sonia, has any mistake been committed from our side?" "If the ball crosses it's boundaries and goes off the track" "It's again included in the play" "If a human being goes astray" "Can't he or she be pardoned?" "The mistake which I committed in Mauritius" "If that's the reason for the fight between you both" "Then, I beg an appology for that" "Certain facts, if they're untold its good for everyone" "I've forgotten, that we made any friends over here" "It's good that even you people understand" "That we are strangers to you" "Should I make the coffee" "You keep it over there itself I'll have it" "Priya, lift it" "Vicky, get up" "Vicky get out" "Vicky, you're alright Isn't it-Yes" "Can't we become friends again?" "Today, had there not been any firendship between us" "I would've never celebrated my Birthday" "This is for me, this for Sonia" "And this is for Priya, and this is for Raj" "Now don't tell that you see pink elephants after drinking" "Today, its my Birthday" "All of us will keep drinking the whole night" "No Vicky, I'll not drink" "Come on Raj, Priya, make Raj understand" "Raj today there are 2 celebrations" "One Vicky's Birthday and Second of our friendship" "Have it..." "No body can rebuke on the wife's say" "Why have you come here?" "Will you have?" "How nice it feels that we 4 have again become friends" "Now, if there's any mistake committed from our end" "Don't conceal it in your heart" "You can voice it to me" "Come Raj, today you both have drunk enough" "One minute, the party is still not over" "Priya, jsut one drink in the name of our friendship" "Priya, they'll not listen come on let's go" "Alright, but come soon" "Where's the bottle?" "Bottle... that I..." "I found the bottle take it, and drink" "First, you drink" "Me... alright" "Take, now you drink" "No, you make me drink" " I should make you drink?" "Alright, have this..." "Friend, we had a ball of our time" "Forget whatever happened" "I'll get..." "No... enough..." "Hey, friend, you haven't still given me the Birthday gift" "Tell me, what do you want?" "Just once, I become Raj and you Vicky" "What do you say?" "What are you thinking?" "So, you've come, did your heart feel contended" "Last night, did Vicky come here?" "Yes, you yourself had sent him" "Yesterday, I agreed because it was his Birthday" "He would've felt offended had I refused" "But don't make this a habit" "I'll even tell Sonia, that she keeps Vicky under control" "Yes, if its on any special occasion" "Then, I've no objections for it" "But, don't make this a habit" "Yes, if its on any special occasion" "Then, I've no objections for it" "What happened?" "Sonia has been murdered" "What!" "Don't touch her" "You killed my Sonia" "I..." " lf not you than who else?" "Weren't you with Sonia the whole night?" "What are saying Vicky?" "Last night Raj was here?" "How is it possible?" "You had said that you were going to the Airport for a drink" "Sister-in-law, we had gone to the Airport" "He left me there  sneaked here" "What nonsense are you talking?" "Priya he's telling a lie" "Tell me when did we go to the Airport?" "He is lying" "I didn't kill his wife officer" "I didn't know he had evil intentions for my wife, for my Sonia" "Why did you involve me?" "What animus do you've for me?" "No animus" "But for a murder, there has to be a murderer" "That's why you put the blame on me?" "Yes" "I had planned every step meticulously" "Now listen to the important thing" "You're going to be hanged" "Tell the court that you've committed the murder" "I'll appeal to the court, that you shouldn't be hanged" "But be awarded life imprisonment" "Life imprisonment only 14 years punishment" "I'll pay you for that 14 lakhs dollars" "1 lakh dollar per year, I'll send to Priya" "Outside Priya'll we be happy,  you'll also be happy" "This case is related to Indians" "And here the court language is French" "That's why I'll translate the court proceedings, in Hindi" "By the statement of Vikram Bajaj ofwitnesses" "And by the evidences" "The case of Sonia Bajaj's murder is very clear" "Sonia Bajaj  Vikram Bajaj" "Were not only neighbours of Raj  Priya" "But they were intimate friends also" "On the day of murder, it was Vikram Bajaj's birthday" "And to celebrate it all the 4 went out" "And returned around 1.30am" "Sonia  Priya went to their respective homes" "Raj  Vikram continued drinking outside the house" "Liquor exhausted at about 2.30am" "But Raj wanted to drink more" "That's why he asked Vikram to come to the Airport bar" "It's a lie, I didn't tell him anything" "I never told him to come to the Airport bar" "We didn't go to the Airport bar either" "You'll be given a chance to speak" "Raj knows that his wife Priya won't allow him to drink more" "That's why Raj sent Vikram to take Priya's permission" "After that both of them went to the Airport in Vikram's car" "Two!" "Only 1 had gone" "After reaching there Vikram realized that" "He has left behind his credit card  purse" "Taking advantage of this" "Raj also pretended and said" "That he has left his purse with Priya" "He told Vikram to sit in the bar" "And he alone went home to bring the money" "Alone!" "2 came" "Vikram waited for Raj till 5.30am" "And Raj instead of going to his house went to Sonia" "Who was alone in the house" "To satisfy his lust with Sonia" "He couldn't have had a better opportunity" "But when Sonia refused to accept his offer" "Then under the influence of liquor and anger" "He killed Sonia with the liquor bottle" "This is all a lie" "This is a ploy of Vicky" "He wants to entangle me" "If you once again talk in the middle" "Court'll take serious action against you" "Your honour Whatever I've started 1st proof is forensic report which'll substantiate it" "By which it's proved" "That the bottle which was used to murder Sonia had Raj's finger prints" "You make me drink with your hands" "Me?" "Okay!" "Have it" "I seek permission of the Court to call my first witness" "I had seen only one not two, going on that night" "While coming back they were two, not one" "I find something fishy in this L.P." "L. P?" "Yes" "You'll find your wife as LP without glasses in day time also?" "What you would've seen at night?" "Shut up, or else they'll put you also into jail" "Did Mr. Vikram come to you on that fateful night?" "'Yes' around 2.30 am I woke to a door bell" "I opened the door thinking lt'll be Raj" "But..." "Our liquor stock was over so, we thought of going to Airport" "Where's Raj?" "If Raj had come, you wouldn't've allowed him, so I've come" "No, already you're over drunk" "Please liten to me!" "Don't refuse today, its my birthday" "Don't refuse" "We'll be back in 2 hrs." "2 hours" "Okay!" "Just 2 hours only lt'll be just 2 hours" "Come back quickly" "Thanks!" "You may go now" "Sir, I request your permission to call my second witness" "Was Mr. Vikram at your bar from 3 Am to 5.30 AM?" "Yes!" "Mr. Triton says, Vikram had come to the Bar counter by 3.30 AM" "And took a bottle of scotch without paying for it" "He was going on drinking upto 5.30 AM" "At the time of closure of the Bar" "When Mr. Triton asked for the payment of the bill" "For a bill of 50$ Mr. Vikram pledged his $100 worth wristwatch  went away" "Whatever you want to say in your defence you can say it now" "Whatever Mr. Public Prosecutor had told are all white lies" "The truth is that, after our drinks got over we never want to the Airport" "But, this man had told me so cheap  disgusting word that" "I feel ashamed to repeat it in this court" "He talked about swapping my wife for a night" "I beat him for this" "And to tell Sonia how wratched her husband is..." "I went to her" "Put some sense into your Vicky's head" "Bastard!" "Will he speak about wife swapping with me?" "Bastard!" "Will be speak about wife swapping in the name of friendship?" "I'll kill him I'll murder him" "I'll kill..." "I don't remember anything after that" "Sir, Mr. Vikram wants to tell something to the court" "Whatever Raj had told now are all lies" "The talk about wife swapping didn't take place on that night" "But, it happened a few days earlier in Mauritius" "And these cheap  disgusting words were not told by me to Raj" "Infact, they were told by Raj to me" "Bastard, you're lying" "No, your Honour!" "Lnfact I had a fight also with him for that" "And sister-in-law Priya is a witness for that" "He came to ask pardon from me also" "Bastard" "How innocent Raj used to look?" "Hey!" "VCD all men are like that only" "They always like other man's wife" "Garbage has fallen on the streets of Italy's bazaar" "Why is my husband walking like a cat to your husband?" "Garbage" "Thank God, I found L.P." "I want to tell you about a VIB" "You mean very important matter" "BB!" "I mean... tell... tell'" "Sonia's murderer wasn't AM it was PM" "You mean it didn't take place in daytime, but it was at night" "Oh God!" "Lt wasn't an Accidental Murder it was a planned murder" "I had seen it with my own eyes on that night" "They were not two only one went" "That means, Raj went to Sonia and Vicky didn't go to Priya" "Oh God!" "You're not able to get it Listen to me fully" "I don't want to listen!" "If Raj hears about it, he'll do my PM" "I mean... planned murder" "CD, I think they've also decided about wife swapping" "Now, what're we supposed to do?" "Nothing, be vigilent" "And sleep at nights with lights on" "Understood?" "Yes" "Damn it!" "No one listens to me" "Damn it!" "Who will listen to me?" "VCD one minute one minute" "What's it?" "Thank God, I found you alone" "What do mean by it?" "I want to talk to you alone" "What do you want to talk?" "About the same night when Sonia Bajaj was murdered" "You mean, wife swapping?" " Yes" "CD is not agreeeing at least you agree" "Why're you shouting?" "What happened VCD?" " My doubts have come true" "Your husband is talking about wife swapping with me" "What?" "Oh!" "Lf you both hear me, you can understand everything" "You'll agree to me" "Never, we're Indian women" "We'll rather give up our lives But'll never agree to your plan" "What's this, what happened?" "I've understand everything When she comes out to dry her hair" "Why you also come out to dry your hair?" "And I too've understood why you always to go to the window at nights" "Hey!" "Are you after my VCD?" "I'm from Ludhiana" "Are you after my wife?" "Do you know, I'm from Calcutta" "Leave him..." "leave him..." "We'll not fight" "Why do the Swiss Police come always to spoil my fair name?" "What happened Vicky?" "Nothing... nothing..." "What happened?" "Police couldn't apprehend Raj" "They've a doubt that he'll definitely try to meet or call you?" "It isn't good for Raj to have escaped from court" "Still there's time for him to surrender to the Police" "Otherwise, I fear, he may end up dead in police encounter" "I want to tell you something" "Please listen to me I didn't kill Sonia" "It wasn't me who told that in Mauritius, it was Vicky" "If it was told by Vicky, why didn't you tell me even after many pleadings?" "That was my biggest mistake" "But, I didn't kill Sonia It was a plan by Vicky to trap me" "Then, why did you escape from the court?" "Because, you're my Supreme Court" "Look into my eyes once" "If you feel I'm the criminal I'll surrender myself to the Police" "I didn't kill Sonia You're my Supreme Court" "If you feel I'm the criminal I'll surrender myself to the Police" "Your love  your confidence is with me" "Now, I can prove myself innocent" "But, how will you do it?" "Vicky told the court that we both went to the Airport together" "But, I never went to the Airport" "If I can prove it I can find a way out of it" "I'll tell you one thing, I've seen with my own eyes on that night" "When they went out, they weren't two, it was only one" "While coming they were not one but two" "Yesterday BP  his wife came to deliver food" "BP wanted to tell me about something secretly from Police" "May be he knows about something" "You go home otherwise Vicky will get suspicious" "I'll go  meet BP in his restaurant" "Who?" "Where did these bums have come from?" "Don't know from where they've come?" "Do they've to come here only?" "Let them've 4 pegs, I'll put to sleep here only" "Bloody scotch-Equal" "Bloody, they're asking me..." "People standing next to you're police They're police..." "I've something important to talk with you" "Not now!" "Wait for some time meet me outside!" "Where?" "A place where no one visits!" "Behind Alphi's shop!" "Use this lighter fool!" "Fool!" "Fool!" "My father was a fool!" "My grandpa was a fool!" "You too are a fool!" "Beat me with my own stick As you saw!" "So you reap!" "I'm dead!" "Okay, tell me BP, when you went to Priya on that night with food!" "Yes!" "What was that you, wanted to tell her?" "What did Vicky tell in the court that day?" "That you both went to Airport together!" "I had seen that night they were not two, but only one went" "And while coming back, they were two not one" "You mean?" " I'll explain you!" "When I was about to go to sleep I heard the sound of footsteps outside" "I went to the window and saw!" "...Do you know what I saw?" "A person came out of Vicky's house ...And got into the car" "Started it  went away!" "It must've been Vicky only!" "What did you see after that?" "After that, I went back to sleep!" "Then suddenly, I woke up to the sound of a car" "When I went to the door and looked out" "I saw a long car coming and stopping infront of Vicky's house" "Two fat and tall men got down from the car" "Took out some things from the dicky!" "And went straight into house" "Tell man?" "Were you wearing your glasses at that time?" "That was the mistake I did I wasn't wearing my glasses" "That means the car you saw was Vicky's car" "You saw two men getting down from it!" "One of the two was Vicky!" "The second one who's involved in Sonia's murder with Vicky!" "Only that man can become the witness for my innocence" "But, where do we search for him?" "We can get information about him from Vicky's house only" "So, when Vicky's Isn't at home?" "I've to enter his house at an oppurtune time!" "But do you know how much police security's there around his house?" "I'll find out a way for it!" "Save life festival!" "It won't taste good!" "You're here, he'll be there save life festival!" "Thanks for chicken!" "They fell into our net" "Searching for evidences?" "You'll not find anything!" "Evidences are left by chance" "And I don't do anything by chance" "I've already told you Raj once" "The thing for which you're searching I've it with me!" "Unsheathed sword  loaded pistol shouldn't be kept in open, Mr. Planner" "All your plans will turn upside down" "Tell me, why did you trap me in Sonia's murder case?" "You can never shoot me!" "You're not a murderer" "I'm the murderer!" "I've committed the murder" "You're searching evidence for proving your innocence" "Which you can never get!" "And you can't go out from here" "Because police will be coming in at any moment!" "I'll go out" "I'll go out from here infront of you  the police" "The police will not stop me ...lt'll stop you" "...You've come" "Put some sense into him He's behaving like a kid" "Priya, come here" " No Priya" "Don't go to him, he's gone mad completely" "He'll kill you also" "He's not the Assasin You're the assasin" "Only Bastards like you will kill their wives" "Raj isn't like that" "He's fooling you" "She's his wife" "He'll escape" "I'll deflat the tyres" "Did you find anything from Vicky's house?" "No" "I didn't find any evidence" "He has planned for everything" "The Bastard was true" "There's nothing like by chance in this world" "This boarding pass was inside that book" "29 December?" "That was the day Sonia was murdered" "And she was in Zurich at that time" "Then how could she come from Geneva to Zurich?" "This is very fishy" "When a Sonia is dead here" "How could another Sonia come from Geneva to Zurich?" "Because, she wasn't Sonia Bajaj she was some one else" "And she has come here on that night under the name of Sonia" "Then, the person who was seen with Vicky on that night" "It wasn't a man, but a woman whom I saw!" "Then, who could it be?" "I had seen Vicky with a girl in Mauritius" "And the way they met each other!" "Sonia was also very disturbed on seeing them!" "I felt there's something of an affair between them!" "She'll be that girl only!" "And to search her, I've to go to Geneva" "I can get her address with the help of this boarding pass" "But, how can we go there?" "Every way out of this city is being checked thoroughly by police" "Do one thing, you go through spanish way" "There had been a heavy snow fall there!" "It's very deserted place Go by that route!" "Oh!" "Raj here also there's a police check post" "Shall we turn back the car?" "No, they'll get suspicious!" "They're checking for licenses what shall we do now?" "You come into the driver's seat!" "Why?" "Do as I order you" "Raj this is bungalow No!" "56B!" "This is Vikaram  Sonia's Bungalow!" "That means the girl who came there" "Her ticket was booked on Sonia's name" "And on Sonia's address" "So that no one gets suspicious!" "Where are we to search for her?" "The sign on board says she's out" "There's no one at home!" "There's someone inside!" "May be it's that girl only!" "You be here only!" "I'll check out!" "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "First, you tell me why're you here?" "Leave it, you first tell me who're you?" "other wise I'll shoot you" "I'm an Insurance Detective!" "I'm here for investigation" "What're you investigating?" "Vikram had insured his wife's life with our company for $100 millions" "Insurance for $100 millions?" " Yes!" "And today's the last day for the payment" "And I was here to take a last chance" "That I may get any clue leading to involvement of Vikram in Sonia's murder" "But, I couldn't get any such clue" " I'll give you a clue!" "I got this boarding pass from Vikram's car" "How could this be?" "She was murdered on this day only" "Then how could she come from Geneva to Zurich!" "I've came from Zunich to Geneva to find out only this!" "When I enquired with Airlines I got this address" "Understood!" "This girl is Vikram's friend Neeta" "Do you know her?" " No!" "But, Vikram came to me a few days after the murder" "To expediate the Insurance payment he offered me bribe also" "I got suspicious" "When I enquired about him I found out that..." "He had an affair with a girl named Neeta before his marriage" "But, I could never find that girl!" "I had seen her once in Mauritius!" "If we're able to locate her then your company will be saved by $100 millions" "And I could get the evidence to prove my innocence!" "For this, I must first stop Vikram's payment!" "Come with me!" "He has been paid!" "He has already transferred the entire amount by computer to his account!" "Can you tell me his account number?" "He has transferred entire money into his Singapore Account!" "Not the entire money!" "He has transferred $1 lakh to ship!" "That means he's travelling to Singapore by ship" "Then that girl Neeta will also be with him!" "Yes?" "I must also go by this ship!" "I'm being persecuted for your murder!" "And you're alive!" "?" "Tell me what's the plan of you both?" "Whom did Vikram kill  trap me in to that murder case?" "Come on tell!" " Why're you asking her?" "I'll tell you come!" "I'll tell you everything, leisurely!" "You've done a good thing by coming here" "In few hours this ship will cross swiss boundaries" "After that swiss laws can't harm neither you nor me" "Take it!" "Oh!" "I've forgot that you'll not be conscious after drinks" "And to understand my plan It's a necessity that you must be conscious" "So, you want to know if this Sonia Bajaj is alive!" "Then, who's the girl who's dead ...She was infact Sonia Bajaj!" "She's my girlfriend!" " Neeta" "Vikram Bajaj, whom you're thinking is a Billionaire" "Is actually not a Billonaire!" "A few days back he was a an ordinary drummer in a Geneva Bar" "I was playing drum there and Neeta used to dance there" "Neeta, from today, you're not going to dance!" "I can't tolerate anyone touching you, quit all this" "Quit?" "!" "If I quit all this who'll pay me so much money" "I'll give you!" "I'll do anything for you" "I'll fulfill all your needs!" "I too love you!" "My way of living is not just to live for living sake" "I want to enjoy life like the rich do!" "And you can never earn so much wealth by playing drum in a bar" "You want wealth Isn't it?" "I'll get you wealth!" "After that Vicky didn't meet me for next 3 months!" "One day suddenly..." "Great, today you look like a Richman" " I've married a rich girl!" "Not for me, but for you!" "For me?" "My wife's life is insured for 100 million" "If you co-operate with me Those 100 millions will be ours" "I've a game plan" "And the first step of that game plan was..." "To bring my girl friend Neeta as my wife Sonia to Zurich" "And to search for such a scapegoat" "Who's not only a bachelor but must be of my age" "Luck was in my favour!" "One day you  Priya came there to reside" "As soon as I saw you, I felt my work is over" "And my next step was to make you get attracted towards Neeta" "That's why willingly she stepped infront of your car" "And play acting about insurance I took you both to Mauritius" "Because, the final step of plan was to get executed there only" "That was killing Sonia and getting you accused for it" "That's why I called Sonia also to come to Mauritius" "Do you remember?" "That college friends ...the same one..." "She was Sonia Bajaj my real wife!" "That's why to get intimate with you Neeta played the kiss drama" "So, that when I play the trump card of wife swapping" "You'll easily fall for her" "But you turned out to be a Devoted husband!" "That you had a fight with me and spoiled all my plans" "Even then, we were not discouraged man!" "To befriend you again we saught your forgiveness" "And played the drama of jack slip" " And then" "This time, I was successful you went to Neeta and fell unconscious" "And then I carried you to next bedroom and put you on a bed" "Neeta you be here only!" "I'll go to airport to receive Sonia" "If he regains consciousness" "You don't worry!" "He'll not regain consiciousness till morning" "I've added sleeping pills in his drinks!" "Go!" "Sonia coming here wasn't any coincidence, it was my plan" "I asked Sonia to sit in car and went into Airport Restaurant" "So that, I'll have a witness" "I went to him and asked for a bottle of whisky!" "And lied him that I didn't have money" "That my friends will come with money" "As soon as he comes I'll settle the bill!" "And when I saw the manager getting busy with other customers" "I slipped out from there silently!" "Hey!" "Since when you've started believing in by chance" "This is not only book it's my friends" "And I came home with Sonia" "Do you remember you wore a nightie same like this on our first night" "I want to see you again like that!" "Wear this and get ready to go to Airport" "I picked up the bottle on which your finger prints had been imprinted" "What's the matter?" "Today you're in very Romantic mood!" "I was eagerly waiting for this night only" "What?" "Wantonly I smashed with a bottle disfiguredherface" "So, that no one could recognise her" "And after that sending off Neeta on Geneva flight!" "Silently I went into Airport restaurent  sat there!" "I made the bartender believe that I was there in bar till early hours" "I was successful in the risk I had taken" "I gave my watch to bartender and made him into a witness!" "People spend their lives, even then they can't earn a million" "And, within 5 months I've become proud owner of 100 millons" "Why do you always say by chance?" "What did it gave you?" "One peg!" "One peg?" "Yes!" "Because, its a day of celebration!" "That's why I'll also join you!" "You're a great planner!" "How intelligently you've planned" "But every intelligent has a streak of foolishness in him" "Other than himself he considers the entire world as foolish!" "You too are one of those overconfidence fools" "You're thinking that I'm here to escape from police" "I am not here to escape from police I was here to know your plan" "And in your over confidence you told me everything!" "And now you may be thinking how I could find your whereabouts" "By chance!" "Can you recognise this boarding pass?" "This was your real wife Sonia Bajaj's" "And I found this in your car" "By coincidence in the book"Coincidence"" "Which you were making fun of!" "Then, by chance I met Insurance detective" "Through him I came to know that you've got the insurence money" "And that you've transferred $1,00,000 to the ship!" "Okay!" "Even if you know my plan what can you do?" "Within few hours this ship will cross swiss boundaries" "And after that we'll be miles far away" "Wait!" "Before you go miles far away" "I'll tell you a joke!" "Which is narrated to school children" "Which you may've never heard it" "Because you're from streets!" "Then listen" "A tortoise  a hare were friends" "One day they had a race between them!" "And the hare surged forward immediately" "And reaching near the winning post it slept of without any worry!" "The foolish hare never knew when the tortoise had come  overtook it" "Is it a joke?" "No, this is a story!" "The joke is that our story is a exactly like the story of Tortoise  Hare" "In which I've won not you" "What are you blabbering?" "The plan by me was successful I've my Neeta with me" "I've $100 million!" "What do you've?" "Nothing..." "I've won!" "I can't explain you in words There'll be a computer here Isn't it?" "Come, I'll explain it you with modern technology" "Come..." "Come!" "This is my Singapore Bank's account number" "How could you know it?" "That's what I want to show you" "People generally have a password that can be easily remembered" "Like..." "But you can't do like that" "Because you're a Bastard" "Then what could be your password?" "You always repeat a word" "Isn't it this" "Did you see Mr. Planner?" "You earned $100 millions in 5 months with a plan" "And in just 5 minutes" "I redeposited your entire amount into Insurance account" "Now from a Billionaire you're again become a penniless man" "Take two sticks and go back to some bar playdrumsmakethis girl dance" "No use of holding my collar" "Can you see this mike?" "Whatever you said has been recorded" "And the tape recorder is there!" "You take this and inform the security!" "Neeta is dead!" "Toilet is there" "Father, they didn't mean toilet!" "It's welcome" "Is he your FIL?" "(Father-in-law)" "You too've come back to India?" "Where we'll go?" "There's pollution, corruption here" "But there's BJP here!" "Bahut Jyada pyar(Too much of Love)" "Now, it's a fashion of taking out Albums!" "Every Sikh is cutting an Album" "We've a Sikh in house!" "I've planned to cut an Album on National integration" "A Bengali song in the voice of a Sikh!" "Sing man!" "My Album's name is'Bhalo'!" "Raj, you've not yet introduced them to me" "I'm a MBBS!" "No..." "No..." "No" "MBBS means...,"