"The four phenomenal warriors, representing the four galaxies, who will be special participants in this, the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament, being hosted by world-class multimillionaire Gyosan Money, have just arrived on Earth!" "Oh, my!" "Things have already become more exciting!" "This is the first time I've ever seen an alien, and I am quite impressed!" "And so, let us ask some questions of Mr. Gyosan Money." "What is the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament, exactly?" "My adorable, only son, Doll, badgered me for this, you see..." "It is our present to him on his tenth birthday." "Papa, are there really going to be aliens?" "Oh, of course." "This will be a raw battle between the most powerful Earthlings and aliens." "Papa is going to let you watch it from these special seats." "Doll, as long as you have money in this world, you can do anything!" "P-Producer, could we ask you to elaborate?" "The richest man in the world here, Mr. Gyosan Money, is sponsoring the biggest martial arts tournament ever!" "It's a tournament where, regardless of age, gender, nationality, pro or amateur status, the most powerful combat sportsmen in the whole wide world have been invited, and they can battle with each other as hard as they want!" "The winner will receive one hundred million zeni!" "Runner-up prizes of tour packages... for the entire family to the hot springs resorts of the world... will also be presented!" "What's more, the winner will meet that hero that saved humanity from the terror of the Cell Games, something that my enormous wealth has made possible for the first time... the right to challenge Mister Satan in the ring!" "It's the ultra-gifted, most powerful combat sportsman on earth, Mister Satan!" "So Cell has become the one who defeated Cell, huh?" "That's okay, I guess." "Break through the shining clouds, and fly away (fly away)" "As a panorama spreads itself throughout my being!" "The earth, having been kicked in the face, gets angry (angry)!" "And makes one of its volcanoes explode!" "If, within the thawed polar ice," "There is a dinosaur, then I want to train him to balance atop a ball." "CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA" "No matter what may happen, I feel as though nothing can bother me," "CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA" "However hard your chest pounds, the Genki Dama will roar!" "CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA" "The emptier your head is, the more room there is to pack with dreams," "CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA" "With a cheerful face and an Ultra-Z, today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai..." "Sparking!" ""The Galaxy at its Threshold!" "A Phenomenally Awesome Guy"" "There are exactly 200 contestants here from all over the world, confident enough in their abilities to gather at the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament." "With the chance to challenge the hero Mister Satan on the line, the preliminaries are already being held... across eight different battle stages at once!" "Each stage has 25 contestants fighting it out in a Battle Royale format, and only the last remaining fighter from each will advance to the semifinals!" "As for an explanation to the rules, contestants who fall from the battle stage into the sea below, get knocked out, or give up, are eliminated." "However, one cannot, of course, kill another opponent." "Also, the use of weapons is grounds for disqualification." "I wonder who I should take with me on my tour of the hot springs of the world." "Gohan-chan!" "Gohan-chan, stick it to them!" "Huh?" "Gohan has entered?" "But he's a Super Saiyan!" "N-not Piccolo, too!" "I don't suppose Trunks is here as well, is he?" "If it was just Yamucha and Tenshinhan, I figured this could have turned out." "Chichi-san, I'm surprised you let Gohan-kun enter." "Gohan-chan does nothin' but study day in and day out." "If he doesn't keep his strength up, it'll be all for nothin'." "I was thinkin' it wouldn't be so bad to let him relax once in a while." "Is that right?" "That's parental love for you." "I wanted to take a tour of the world's hot springs together with the rest of the family, and here Trunks had just come back from the future to report that he had defeated No. 17 and No. 18," "so this is a golden opportunity for us!" "What's Vegeta doin'?" "That man is useless!" "It's almost as if he's lost the desire to fight, and he spends his days just thinking about stuff." "That's because of Goku-sa dying'." "Ten-san, go get them!" "You too, Kuririn, as long as we're at it." "Oolong, there aren't any pichi-pichi gals around!" "Gramps, what are you looking at?" "We came to watch a martial arts tournament, right?" "We don't need to watch to know that Gohan or Trunks is obviously going to win, don't we?" "That's why I'm on the lookout for gals with D-cups and T-back thongs!" "There they are!" ""Bounce"" ""Jiggle"" "This is even more incredible than the Tenkaichi Tournament!" "You wish you could enter, huh?" "But you're a dead man now." "A fight between Gohan and Trunks is sure to be awesome!" "I never would have thought that Gohan and those guys would enter." "And here I borrowed money to take a plane here." "I was going to earn a hundred million zeni, too." "It looks like Yamucha-san doesn't feel like fighting at all." "There's no helping him, huh?" "He's given up on winnin', after all." "That's right." "He can't beat Trunks." "Or Gohan-chan, either!" "Disqualified!" "Over already?" "A long time ago," "Father also entered the Tenkaichi Tournament and worked on his skills, so that goes for me, too!" "Contestant Son Gohan has passed the preliminaries!" "Contestant Trunks has passed the preliminaries!" "How come?" "Contestant Kuririn has passed the preliminaries!" "Contestant Piccolo has passed the preliminaries!" "Contestant Tenshinhan has passed the preliminaries!" "What!" "?" "Contestant Dosukoi, Contestant Udo, and Contestant Kung Foon have passed!" "Mister Satan, having seen the preliminaries, what are your impressions?" "N-none of them have had enough training..." "The semifinals will consist of the eight contestants who passed through the preliminaries fighting one-on-one against each other." "With Piccolo as my opponent, luck is not on my side." "Geez, this is the worst!" "The first match of the semifinals will be a fight between Contestant Son Gohan and Contestant Udo." "What is this, a kid as my opponent?" "This isn't my day." "Hey, kid!" "I'm not holding back on you, just because you're little, got it?" "Right, understood!" "What?" "Jerk me around, will you?" "Why, you!" "Attaboy, Gohan-chan!" "The second match of the semifinals will be a fight between Contestant Trunks and Contestant Tenshinhan." "Trunks!" "I'm not letting you go easy on me!" "Right!" "T-they're floating in mid-air!" "It looks that way to me, too!" "Kiko-ho!" "M-Mister Satan, how can this be?" "Hmph!" "I-it's all tricks!" "Like the quick costume changes in a Kabuki play!" "Something like that!" "W-what are those guys doing at a dinky tournament like this?" "Sheesh, how worthless!" "Contestant Trunks wins!" "I-I have to do something!" "My, Mister Satan, you're looking pale." "M-my stomach hurts!" "Yow-ow-ow-ow!" "This won't do!" "Producer, take Mister Satan to the dispensary." "I-I'll go by myself." "I-I'll be right back..." "Yow-ow-ow-ow!" "I'd better just go on and scram." "They say that only fools rush in where angels fear to tread, after all..." "Oh, it's Mister Satan!" "Satan...!" "Satan...!" "T-this is no time for me to be doing this!" "The third match of the semifinals will be between Contestant Kuririn and Contestant Piccolo." "Piccolo wouldn't use his Makankosappo blast on me, would he?" "Piccolo-san!" "Good luck!" "Piccolo-san!" "Gohan doesn't need to be cheering Piccolo on." "After all, there's no way Kuririn can win." "Dammit!" "If this is how it's going to be, then I'm going to go out big!" "What's with that indifferent stance!" "?" "He's doing that to make a fool of me!" "He's definitely making a fool of me!" "Piccolo!" "I thought there were going to be some guys here with a little fortitude." "I'm not about to stay here and hang around with you any longer." "As a result of Contestant Piccolo forfeiting the match," "Contestant Kuririn wins!" "Lucky!" "Bonus, bonus!" "Contestant Dosukoi narrowly turns the tables and wins!" "The four contestants who will proceed to the finals have been decided!" "Kaio-sama, what's the situation?" "Oh, Gohan and the others are winning their way through smoothly." "I suppose they would be, huh?" "Good grief, there's no way my pupils could beat those outrageous guys..." "I made it!" "There's the exit!" "Mister Satan!" "The dispensary is that way." "This way is the exit to Battle Island." "That's fine!" "My stomachache is chronic..." "It would be best if I had my personal physician look at me." "B-but what about Mr. Money?" "It's all right, it's all right, I'll be right back." "I'll just dash on over the bridge, here, and then dash on... dash on..." "Huh?" "Am I starting to get dizzy, too?" "It's gone!" "It's gone!" "It's gone!" "The bridge is gone!" "Satan...!" "Satan...!" "For the finals, we're relocating the arena to Battle Island II." "We're currently underway." "With the battle stage now on Battle Island II, we are just about ready to hold the finals with these four powerful competitors, with a challenge to Mister Satan at stake!" "Gohan-chan!" "Stick it to them!" "This is embarrassing." "Trunks!" "Take me along on that world hot springs tour!" "Kuririn!" "Hang in there as reasonably as you can!" "And now, I shall explain the rules." "There are four specially-built underground tunnels here, each one leading to one of the north, south, east, or west Battle Zones." "The contestants have drawn lots to determine who will go ride in the machines for each tunnel and continue on, until they arrive in their respective Battle Zone." "Once they do, there will be a phenomenal warrior, here all the way from the North, South, East, and West Galaxies, who has come here especially to participate in the Tenkaichi Grand Tournament, waiting there for them!" "The system continues so that after defeating that warrior, whoever gets on the elevator above them, and is the first one back here, at the ground-level center stage, will be the glorious winner, and will challenge Mister Satan!" "If I can get by without having to fight Gohan directly, there's still a good enough chance left that I could win!" "All right, all I have to do is be the first one back, right?" "The final round now starts!" "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!" "Please enjoy the fight in the Battle Zone on the monitor screens." "I-I'm going to wet myself!" "So this is the Battle Zone, huh?" "Are you my opponent!" "?" "I've already faced Piccolo today, and my luck is running strong." "It sure is unlucky for you to have to fight me like this." "S-she's so cu~ute!" "B-but still, just because you're a woman, you won't get any mercy from me!" "I'm going to be the first one back!" "W-who are you!" "?" "K-Kuririn!" "Dosukoi!" "Dosukoi!" "Dosukoi!" "Dosukoi!" "Dosukoi..." "Dosu... koi..." "He killed him!" "What's going on here!" "?" "Dear, this is going too far!" "P-Producer, what is the meaning of this!" "?" "I-I didn't invite those guys!" "The Galactic Warriors I arranged for were Mister Satan's pupils!" "How could they have switched places so quickly?" "Mama!" "What!" "?" "Haven't you got things backward here!" "?" "This is just a game!" "We're not out to kill each other!" "Who are you!" "?" "Would it be enough if I said I was just a Galactic Warrior?" "Stop that!" "This is a martial arts tournament!" "You're saying this is a game?" "What's going on?" "Mister Satan!" "Everything depends on your power now!" "Please help us somehow!" "We beg you!" "J-just hang on a second!" "My stomach still hurts!" "If I can buy some time here, then those other guys should defeat them for me." "They defeated Cell, after all." "Are you finished already?" "Die!" "W- what is this?" "That's an incredible Ki!" "Mister Satan!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Don't be so impatient!" "I'm just wiping now!" "Satan...!" "Satan...!" "Satan...!" "Satan...!" "Thank goodness!" "Ladies and gentlemen, please be at ease!" "Our hero, Mister Satan, is setting forth to put down these bad guys!" "Everything is all right now!" "Please observe the monitor screens to see Mister Satan in action!" "H- hurry up and start this thing!" "Right!" "Wait!" "I haven't fastened the seatbelt!" "Earth is in a great pinch." "Who would have figured on Bojack?" "Bojack?" "Long ago, he was a thug, brimming with an evil Ki, who wandered the North, South, East, and West Galaxies, attempting to destroy each one of them." "You mean someone like Piccolo Daimao?" "He was a bloodthirsty devil, with an evil Ki far greater than Piccolo Daimao." "As such, the four of us Kaio, from the north, south, east, and west, put our powers together, and sealed him up on a planet at the far end of the galaxy." "Sealed him up on a planet at the far end of the galaxy?" "Goku, this is your fault." "By wrecking my Kaio World during the fight with Cell, and causing me to die, the seal has been broken." "But to think that Bojack would set his sights on Earth!" "But then, Kaio-sama, Earth still has Gohan!" "K" " Kuririn-san!" "Trunks-san!" "Kuririn-san!" "Hey, kid, Earth is a nice planet, huh?" "What an incredible battle power!" "Gohan!" "A- are these the guys who killed the four Galactic Warriors?" "From now on, this planet belongs to Bojack-sama." "Ridiculous!" "You think we're just going to let you have it your way?" "Bojack-sama is invincible throughout the galaxy!" "For Earth, the greatest planet in the Northern Galaxy, most beautiful of all he is the most deserving being to rule over it." "We will kill anyone who defies him." "Don't go downplaying us!" "You'll pay for this!" "Not bad, kid." "But with that level of fighting power, you'll never beat us, no matter how hard you try!" "This is going to be a problem!" "Gohan!" "Get angry!" "Show them your true power!" "D- damn..." "Piccolo-san!" "Looks like someone with a bit of a backbone showed up." "Damn it!" "Piccolo-san!" "I'm going to get you back good for what you did earlier!" "Dad!" "I'll defeat this one!" "Vegeta-san...!" "Dad had utterly lost the will to fight after Goku-san died, and yet here he is, helping me and Gohan-san during this crisis!" "Trunks, you keep out of this!" "Dad, you can't do any more in your condition!" "I-I thought I told you to stay out of this!" "Piccolo-san!" "D-don't concern yourself with me, defeat that guy!" "Right!" "Damn!" "Vegeta-san!" "You'll have to face me!" "Gohan-chan!" "Trunks!" "W-wait!" "I still haven't fastened my seatbelt!" "Start!" "Take this!" "Our telekinesis gives rise to a containment zone, binding your power!" "The more you struggle, the more your power drops!" "Kid, you fought well." "I commend you." "Satan-san!" "It looks like your life got extended just a little bit." "Damn you!" "Kaio-sama, ain't there anything we can do!" "?" "Can you see your father in the Next World yet?" "The two of you will enjoy the show of carnage that is about to begin." "Kaio-sama!" "F-Father..." "I can't take it any more!" "Goku!" "You're dead!" "You ain't going to get away with this!" "What!" "?" "Gohan!" "Show him your true power!" "Father..." "Stop acting like such a pampered baby!" "You have to protect the earth!" "Father!" "W-what was that just now!" "?" "Father saved me!" "And he said you weren't going to get away with this!" "He told me to protect the earth!" "Bujin!" "Bido!" "Dammit!" "D-damn!" "How could a kid like you do this to me!" "?" "And then... and then he told me to stop acting like some pampered baby!" "Gohan, you did fine!" "Goku, you still acted recklessly, huh?" "Kaio-sama, did I do something?" "Oh, I must have blinked, so I can't be sure." ""Satan saves the earth a 2nd time," huh?" "Just once, I'd like to give him a good talking-to." "It's okay, isn't it?" "There's no question that he did help me out there, after all." "In the end, he defended his title of "World's Greatest Fool!"" "Father?" "Gohan, all things considered, you were something else!" "You single-handedly defeated the guy that neither Piccolo nor Vegeta could stand up to!" "It wasn't single-handed." "Father..." "Goku came back to life!" "?" "I'm joking!" "I'm joking!" "Why, you scoundrel!" "At a time like this!" "?" ""At the second Tenkaichi Grand Tournament, you too can challenge Satan!"" "You're moving on, beyond the galaxy," "Toward the land of light, you're rising high!" "Summer brings its light with it for us." "It's new, and yet for some reason, familiar." "We feel the strong sunlight hitting our cheeks," "And our courage flows through us now!" "Let's fly!" "The blue of the brightly shining sky and sea swims within our eyes!" "Net sky!" "Raising our hands high, up to the light, we connect with it!" "Some day, our smiles will reach there, too." "I'm moving on, beyond the galaxy," "Toward the land of light, I'm rising high, rising high!" "The End"