" Previously on "All Stars,"" "I will not be eliminating any queens this season." " What?" " What?" " This season, you'll be eliminating each other." "The winner of the lip sync will eliminate one of the bottom queens." " That was a choice." " ¶ We're gonna make love to the clap tonight ¶" " Girl, find the note." " I didn't hate your hair." " I did it myself." " That shows you've done something." "I don't care if you're gonna give me your hog body line or whatever it is." " Oh, my God." " It's just-- I expected more for you." " Roxxxy Andrews." "You're a winner, baby." "(applause)" "You've earned a cash tip of $10,000." "Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " I won money and I might lose a friend, but the girl that I chose..." "Is Coco." " Coco Montrese, sashay away." " Bitch." " Coco." " Oh..." " I'm very torn about winning these lip syncs." "Having to pick these girls week by week is going to be so hard, but I also came here to play the game, so..." " Bye, Coquita." " Well, this is definitely "All Stars."" "Tatianna, who was your choice?" " It was, um, it was Coco also." "I didn't think she represented herself to the best of her abilities." "Giving the winner of the lip sync the power to send one of the bottom people home changes the whole competition." "I feel like now I have to not only impress Ru, but also impress my competitors." "It's not fun." " This is a fucking doozy and it's just starting." " Just starting." " Just starting." " When she said safe, I was like, okay, bitch." "So then they gave her her critiques." "I said, well, damn." " Yeah." " I'm glad I got my one-way ticket to the back room." " Exactly." " Like, we were back there, like, Jesus, they're going the fuck in." " And they were poking, bitch, just like every little wrong thing, they got everybody for." " It's become immediately very clear, this is "All Stars." This is gonna be hard." "There's so much talent in this one room, this is gonna be something to see." " Every time." " Whoo-whee!" " You know, coming in this competition, you think you can prepare." "It's like everything you thought you knew flies out the window while you're going 90 on the highway." " We're still here and we get to send people home next week." " Who would you have sent home?" " I thought I would've chosen Phi Phi." " I don't know, man." " I don't, either." "I don't know if I could do it." " Ru gave us a responsibility." "As the competition progresses, it's going to get more difficult." "And could it be one of those situations where you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours?" "It's going to be interesting to see how this turns out." "Baby, this is "All Stars."" "Game on." " The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"" "receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" hall of fame, and a cash prize of $100,000." " ¶ Drag race, May the best woman ¶" "¶ Best woman win ¶" " The category is Bundt cake." "(all laugh)" " It's a new day and I've been able to kind of sleep on everything." "This new power that we're given, it changes everything." "It's like fucking drag survivor, so nobody's safe." "No one." " Tatianna said like this." "Tatianna, here's Tatianna." " And choices." "Choices." " I'm still feeling a bit burned from the judges' feedback." "I'm feeling sideswiped and I'm not liking how I'm feeling." "(alarm)" " Ooh!" " She's already done had hers." " Hey, queens." " Hey." " Now, I brought you here because you are all stars." "But now, I want all new stars." "Don't worry, it's not personal." "It's drag." "So who else you got, huh?" "Hello, hello, hello." " Hi." " Hi." " I'm giving you all Mini Mouse." " Ladies, here in Hollywood, all the biggest celebs know that the key to longevity is reinvention." "So for this week's maxi challenge, you get to reinvent yourselves all over again because it's time for an "All Star" edition of Snatch Game." "#SnatchGameAllStars." " Oh, my God." "Snatch Game already." " It's like Christmas came early." "Oh, God, I can't even say it." "I'm not even gonna say that." "I was gonna make a joke about" " Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "(all laugh) Come on, okay." " This is the snatchety snatch snatch, snatch, snatch, snatch." " Who are you doing?" " Teresa Caputo." " I was also going to do Teresa" "I'm going to do, um..." " She's like..." " I'm doing Teresa Caputo." " All right, battle of the Teresas." " And you?" " Mae West." "Who are you doing?" " I'm going to do Bjork." " Oh, right." " "All Star" Snatch Game gives the chance for those who bombed in their season to really stand out." "So Alyssa, Detox and Phi Phi have a lot of work to do." " Girl, the last minute Snatch Game fucking sucked." "In Season 4, I sucked on the Snatch Game." "¶ Work it, girl ¶" "¶ Give a twirl, give a twirl, give a twirl ¶" "So this challenge is important." " I think I'm gonna do Nancy Grace." "I think that'll be fun." "It'll be something different for me." "It's super important for me to do very well because I shit on myself, pretty much, the last time around." " You're at the Snatch Game, honey." " What's that?" " So the pressure is very high." " You're doing Joan Crawford." " Yeah." " Joan Crawfish." " Ms. Mommy Dearest." " Yes, God." " Now, can talk like Joan without your accent?" " I think you should leave the accent." " I've fought worst monsters for years in Hollywood." "(all laugh)" " Alyssa's got to redeem herself from the Katy Perry." " Have you ever kissed a girl?" " Oh!" "Rue, never." " But, uh, yeah." " 'Cause it's either going to be a train wreck or it's gonna be a fun, hilarious train." "It's gonna be a train wreck regardless." " Who did you--oh, you won the Snatch Game in your season." " I won the first ever Snatch Game." " Oh, so you think you're somebody." " A little bit." "A little bit." "My Britney Spears got me far." " Britney, Dumb Dee Dee's so dumb, last night she got arrested for driving without a..." " A baby in her lap." " (laughs)" " Do you feel like you have more pressure now that you already won?" " Um, a little bit, but I'm trying not to even get in that mindset." " Yeah." " Should have let her know, bitch, that was unintentional, darling." "The one joke she had was an--Adore, are you okay?" " Uh-huh." "Even though I'm trying to put on a smiley face for the day, everything's just processing." "And at this point, I'm just trying to figure shit out." "(sniffles)" " Hello, hello, hello, kitty girls." " Hi." " Hi." " Adore Delano." " Hi, Ru." " Now, last time, your Anna Nicole Smith was on point." "It was iconic, actually." " Thank you." " Who are you doing?" " Um, Jan Crouch." " I live for her." " Yeah." " Why are your eyes all red?" " Um..." "I didn't expect-- I just didn't expect it to be like this, I think." "I'm thinking of going home." " Of tapping out?" " I think so." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " I'm thinking of going home." " Of tapping out?" " I think so." " Why?" " I think that, like, the critiques last night and just, like, the vibes." " You felt they were extra harsh?" " Yeah, I did." "The Adore thing is the flannel and the fucking Riot girl and grunge-inspired nineties movement kind of thing, and it's such a sensitive subject for me to work with hundreds of queens that don't get it." "And then to come back here, and I feel like Michelle does not take me seriously." "I believe in beauty in a denim jacket and barefoot." " I love all forms of drag." " Of course." " But if you're saying that because of the critiques on the main stage are the reason you're tapping out, is that enough to tap out for?" "I feel like you are being sabotaged by your inner saboteur." " I look really dramatic right now, but it means a lot to me to just stick to my guns." "I know how hard it took for me to gain that confidence and own my stardom like you taught me how to." " What you're doing sounds like the opposite of confidence." "Confidence means you'll weather the storm no matter what." "I just know that you're stronger than this, and I feel that you're making this decision based on fear." "The idea of tapping out and not sticking it through, what do you think that says to your young fans?" " I've taken what you've given me and I've built a career off of my aesthetic, and that speaks to them all." "On social media, there was some critiques made about my drag aesthetic, and I tried to kind of like, you know, zhuz it up." "At the meet and greet, one of the fans came up to me and she was upset." "She was just, like, you look so uncomfortable and I know you did this because of this." "And just know that what you do, this is why we dress up like you." "And there's no one like you right now." "And to hear them say how much it means, that's all running through my head." " You know, you are loved here, and I want you to stay." "I feel that you will live to regret this, and that's your prerogative." " I am so forever grateful, and I love you like a fucking family member." "You've changed my world." "I have to go." " Is there anything I could say to you that would make you change your mind?" "Is there anything in the world?" "Because I'll say it." " I feel really confused." " I'd like for you to talk to Michelle, because I know what she said on the main stage is a big part of this." "I respect whatever decision you make." " I'm so sorry." " Well, let me give you some love." "I want you to go and talk to Michelle so you can resolve that, okay?" "All right." "I love you, kiddo." " Thank you very much." " All right." " I cannot believe Adore is actually seriously considering leaving the competition voluntarily." "I'm hoping that Michelle can say something to Adore that will make her stay." " Hello, Alaska." " Hi-ee." " Things are just changing around here by the second." " I'm so disappointed in what is happening with Adore, and I can't even believe that it's even happening." "This is a huge opportunity, so it's really upsetting, and I hope she changes her mind." " Yeah." "I hope she changes her mind." "But, you know, when you're up against that kind of energy that's in your head, it's hard to overcome it." "All right, well, let's talk Snatch Game." "You did Lady Bunny last time, and you did it very well." "You were very funny." " Thank you." " And this time I see a big hat." "Is that Mae West?" " Oh, yes-uh." " (laughs) Have you ever done Mae West before?" " No." " You know, a lot of her catch phrases--she had a ton of them." " Mm, yeah, a hard man is good to find, mm, mm." " (laughs)" "Mae West is a funny character, but the thing is, there are a lot of fierce bitches here." "Don't underestimate what they can do." " Absolutely." " Well, I cannot wait to see you in the Snatch Game." "Make me laugh." "Bye-ee." " Bye-ee." " Hi." "As I see Michelle outside, a bunch of emotions are coming." "I'm upset, I'm confused." " Honey, what's going on?" " I'm leaving." " Tell me why." " I just didn't feel like this is for me." " Because?" " You're a bit harsh, bro." " Listen." " But it didn't seem constructive." "It felt like let's kind of" " Like take her down a notch?" " Yeah." " If you thought it was personal, absolutely not." " I thought it was personal." "It sounded personal." " No." "Absolutely not." " I wanted to throw out my soul." " What did you think you were going to come into?" "You know that everything I say is not for me to be a bitch." "It's for me to push you and push you and push you." "I want to see you, in 20 years like RuPaul." "I want to see that." "We've talked about your drag aesthetic." "We've had many arguments about it." "I'm pushing you to do something, yeah, okay, off-brand maybe or something you wouldn't do normally." " Outside of this competition," "Michelle and I have worked a lot together." "She definitely tries to do the mother hen thing with my aesthetic." " While we are here to celebrate all that makes you different, it's still a competition." " I also don't want you to think that I am being a brat or unappreciative." "The reason why I get so emotional is because I do care about you." "And going back to getting judged by you, the dynamic is completely different." " It is!" " And it's fucking with me!" " Again, I can only apologize if it came out harsher than it was intended." "I'm apologizing to you in front of fucking cameras." "I don't even apologize to my children." "That makes me sad." " I know." "It makes me sad." "I'm not even, like, myself." "I'm not Eeyore." "Like, I'm sick of it." "Like, I'm, like, walking around with puffy-ass fucking eyes." "I'm trying to smile and shit looking like a fuckin swollen baby." " Tomorrow's-- You're so stupid." "Tomorrow is another day." "I don't want you to wake up tomorrow morning and go, what did I do?" "And that's a possibility." " I don't want to put Michelle or myself in a position to where either one of us have to compromise." "This is her job." "She's a judge." "I'd be damned if I go down that runway and her look at me and be like, fuck," "I got to take easy because she's the chiona." "There's a part of me that's saying, like, can I stick it out?" " Coming up..." " Can I be honest?" "I think your Joan Crawford is more like..." "It's too you." " I'm definitely noticing, working with Phi Phi, she's very strategic." " I'm just saying, you sounded like Alyssa." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Hi, Tatianna." " Hello, Ru." " The last time you played Snatch Game, your Britney was exquisite." "You won the challenge." "How are you gonna repeat your success?" " I'm doing Ariana Grande." " Oh, my God, of course you are." " Yeah." " What are her catch phrases?" " She doesn't have too many catch phrases, but she's given a lot of funny moments." " I have a feeling that for the decades since you were on, that you have been waiting for this moment to see all these bitches with your hands." "Am I right?" " Yeah, to a certain extent." "I realized never try to win over the naysayers and the haters." "Put all of your energy into impressing the people who were supporters of you from the beginning." " That is very wise, because you know what?" "I ain't got time for the people who hate me." "I'm too busy loving the people who love me." " Exactly." " Are we gonna see you with them hands on the Snatch Game?" " Oh, yes." " Make it funny." " Definitely." " Okay." " Thank you." " (laughs)" "Hey, Roxxxy." " Hola, mi amor." "Comoestas?" " You won $10,000 last week." " Oh, my God." " You had to also eliminate a queen." " A girl that I've known since I started drag." " Wow." " And I might not have that friendship because of it." " But, honestly, she's a seasoned queen." "She knows how this competition works." "Do you really think that she will hold it against you?" " I know if she was thinking like me," "I would think that's my girl, Roxxxy." "Since she won, maybe she'll keep me." "Like, you know, she's on my side." " Now, last time you played Snatch Game, you did very well." " Boom!" "Yes!" " Yes, you did Tamara Braxton." " Tamara Braxton, yes." " I have no idea." " A Latina." "I love Ellen." " I don't know." " Sofia Vergara." " Of course." " Oh, my God." " I cannot wait to see you out there in the Snatch Game." "Just make me laugh." " I will." " All right." " I promise." " Thanks, Roxxxy." " Thank you." " All right, listen up, ladies." "In a few moments," "I'll meet you on the set of Snatch Game, where we will be joined by two legendary queens." ""Drag Race All Stars" Raven and Juju will be your celebrities." " Oh, my God." " Juju and Raven are going to be here?" "Fuck." "It's gonna be a son of a bitch." " So good luck and don't fuck it up." " Whoo." " Adore finally comes back into the work room." "She looks like she had just been crying or something." " Um, I just don't feel like I'm in it." "It was something different than I thought it was going to be." "I think I need to go." "I'm leaving "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 2."" "I feel like shit." " I love you, but I don't want you to give in to giving up." " I just don't think that this is for me." "It's so hard to say goodbye to everybody." "Good luck." " Oh." " I know that not everybody is going to agree with me, but..." " It's disappointing." "This is a huge opportunity that we've been given, and so many people wish they could've been here." "It does suck because, you know, he's a good friend of mine." "But at the same time, just one bitch down who also was a strong competitor." "So I'm just that much closer to the crown." " How do you feel?" "Can I be honest with you?" " Mm-hmm." " I'm just gonna be honest." "I think your Joan Crawford is more like..." "It's too you." " (scoffs)" " I don't want you, like, offended by what I said." " Oh, I'm not offended." " Okay." "I'm just saying, like, you sounded like a Alyssa." " So..." " I'm definitely noticing, working with Phi Phi, she's very strategic in this competition." "She's dropping little comments," "I think in an effort to make us a little insecure." " Are you sure?" "I'm second guessing this accent." "I am totally getting in my head about it." "I'm thinking I am going to change my character completely." " Coming up..." " You know, I'm black by injection." "(all laugh)" " (laughs)" " Where's the body?" " Barbara, please." " (laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome to the "All Star" edition of Snatch Game." "Let's meet our contestants." "A stay-at-home mom from Riverside, California, Raven." "And a flight attendant who likes long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken, Jujubee." " Hi." " Ladies, are you ready to meet our stars?" " Yes!" " Yes!" " Praise the Lord, it's Tammy Faye Baker." " Forget it." " Are you wearing makeup?" " Just a little Chapstick." " My goodness, you are one of my favorites." " I know. (sobs)" " Moving on, the original blonde bombshell," "Mae West is here." " Well, howdy-doo, Ru?" " How's my little chickadee?" " When I'm good, I'm good, but when I'm bad, I get a serious venereal disease." " (laughs)" "Next, the totally whacky and original Bjork is here." " I love your suit." " Thank you." " It reminds me of the lining of my small intestine." " (laughs)" "Next, the Long Island medium, Teresa Caputo." " Ru, does December 25th mean anything to you?" " Yes, actually it does." " Did you receive a gift on that day?" " I absolutely received a gift on that day." " I got a gift." " Wow." " Don't mess up my hair, please." " Sorry." " Now, ladies and gentleman, the legendary Joan Crawford." "How are the kids, Joan?" " Deliberately trying to embarrass me in front of these reporters." " Oh-ho-ho!" " I fought worst monsters for years in Hollywood." " Yes, I know." " Barbara, please." " (laughs)" " Don't fuck with me, fellas." " (laughs)" "All right, now TV's toughest legal eagle," "Nancy Grace is here, ladies and gentlemen." " Breaking news, we need to get down to the basics of the alleged child abuse." " Joan Crawford?" " Where's the body?" " Christina, bring me the ax." "No!" " Moving on down, Ariana Grande is here." " Hi, Ru." " Are you ready to break free?" " Yeah." " Next, the one and only Alaska 5000." " Hi-ee." " Roxxxy Andrews total last minute decision to switch to Alaska." " I just have to ask, is that a wig on your head?" " Uh, if you're not wearing wigs, then you're not doing drag." " Girl, even I know that Alaska's song is "this is not a wig, this is my hair."" " What's the big idea?" " Yeah. (laughs)" "All right, let's play Snatch Game." "Juju, this is for you." " Okay." " Those sexy Kardashian sisters are starring in a new sci-fi epic called "Star blank."" "Pens down, celebrities." "Okay, Jujubee." " I'm gonna do it." ""Star Booty."" " "Star Booty."" " Uh-huh, girl." " Let's go to the celebrities and see if you have any matches on that." " Zero." " Joan Crawford." ""Star Booty." That's a match." "You got it, lady." " You think you're clever, don't you?" " (laughs)" " Well, think again." " Let's go on down to-- Oh, Alaska, what have you done with your lipstick, darling?" " Oh, my makeup is terrible." "Now, Ru, I didn't put booty, but I did put anus, available on iTunes." " You know, close, but not a match." " Aw." " Missed it by this much." " Hi-ee." " Okay, here we go." "Ariana Grande, oh, she's got a doughnut." "You're licking the doughnut." " I love doughnuts." " You love doughnuts." " And I love America." " What's your favorite thing about America?" " Oh, gosh, the people, the places, the things." " Yes." " Nouns." " Yeah. (laughs)" "So I just, you know, I drew a doughnut." " "Star Doughnuts" is not a match." "All right, let's move on down to Nancy Grace." " This just in." "I wrote "Star Injections."" " "Star Injections."" " Illegal injections of silicone into the body." " You know, I'm black by injection." " Oh!" "(laughs)" "This is going to be for Raven." "The pit crew have spent way too much time around drag queens." "Now, before they slip on their Andrew Christian underwear, they blank." "Raven." " They take a very tasteful photo of their nether regions so that they can post it online." "They take a selfie." " They take a selfie." "Let's see if you've got any matches over here." " All right, Tammy Faye Baker." " As it says in the book, before thou puteth oneth a thongeth..." " Yes, uh-huh, yes." " Thou must pray." " Pray." " Pray." "Yeah, I got to pray before I put on my underwear." "Most of the time they don't even fit anymore they're so filled with God's love." " Yes, that is not a match, but a very, very good answer." "It's a very good answer." " I just" " You tried your best, darling." " I tried." " Moving on down to Bjork." " Actually, I think I have the right answer." " Okay, you have the right answer?" " I said they remove their testicles." " Oh, the judges say, no, Bjork." " Oh, I just put mine here." " You have testicles?" " Sometimes I don't understand anything about science." " I'm sorry, Bjork, but not a match, darling." " Oh, that's fine." " (laughs)" "Hey, let's move on down to the Long Island medium." " Now, we've never met before, so I want everybody to know this." " Yes." " I just know exactly what, you know, the producers and the background checkers told me." " Uh, okay." " I mean, the spirits are telling me a selfie." " A selfie, wow." " Yes, the spirits are telling me a--thank you." " That's uncanny." "That's spooky, isn't it?" " I'm telling you, I have a gift." " Yay." " Let's move on to Joan Crawford." "What do you say?" " Clean all the wire hangers out of the closet." " Wire hangers, Joan?" " No wire hangers ever!" "Why?" " Well, that don't make no kind of sense, but it sure is entertaining." "It's just" " This ain't my first time." " Yes, yes, at the where?" " At the Snatch Game." " (laughs)" "All right." "Jujubee, are you ready for your question?" " Mm-hmm." " My play cousin Tornesia is such a party animal." "When mosquitoes bite her, they have to go to blank." "Okay, Jujubee." " The clinic." " Yes!" "Good answer." " Right." " Let's go to Mae West." " Well, I'm very happy to say they have to go to the clinic." " Oh, we got a match." " You know, I go to the one on San Vicente and Santa Monica, you know what I mean, Jujubee?" "You've been there." "I seen you there a few times." " Why do you go there, Mae West?" " 'Cause after your tenth visit, you get one free, oh." " (laughs)" "Fabulous." "All right." "Let's move on down to Bjork." " I'm pretty excited 'cause I also said clinic." " You said clinic!" " Yeah." "How many bones do I win?" " How many bones do you want?" "Oh." "See you after the show, bubbles, oh." "Ooh." " Did you hear that, Bjork?" " I'm down for anything, especially I'd like to eat her hair." "It looks like pastrami." " Something else looks like pastrami, too." " (trilling)" " Ow. (gargles) Brrr." " (laughs)" "Let's move on down to Nancy Grace." " This just in." " Oh." " She had to go to Casey Anthony's defense attorney." "She partied so hard, RuPaul, two days after the child is missing, she is drinking at the bar." " Unfortunately, that is not a match." " But we do have DNA match, and that's coming up next after the commercial break." "Thank you." " Oh, okay." "Now, Raven, the next question is a video from Bianca Del Rio." " Tammy Brown is so unusual, when she was abducted by aliens, she blanked them." " All right, stars." "Write down your answers." "All right, Raven." " She shaka-buku'd them." " (laughs)" "Let's go on over here to the Long Island medium." "Are you writing something down?" " No, no." " Oh." "Well, yeah, 'cause you're supposed to match" " The spirits are telling shaka-buku them." " I thought I saw you writing." " You didn't seen anything, Ru, I'm so sorry." " I didn't anything." " See, it's the spirits." " (laughs) All right." "Ariana Grande." " I put she sang to them?" " Nice try, but no match." "Sorry, Raven." " Well, that's what I would've done." " Let's hear you sing to them." " (no sound)" " Oh." " The last time I went that high, one of my dogs died." " What did you do to the body?" " Yes, what did you do with the body?" " (snorts) I'm sorry." "What?" " What did you do with the body?" " Where's the body of your dog?" " Tatianna's missing the mark hardcore." "There's no jokes coming out of her mouth, and whatever our jokes are not landing anywhere." " Thank you so much." " Let's move on down to Alaska." " She said, hi-ee." " She said, hi-ee to them." " Ru is throwing watermelons down the line, and, whoo, swing and a miss." "It's like Little League softball, and she has no arms or legs." "It's sad." " You still have one more chance with Mae West." " Well, Ru, I gotta say, she probed them with her tootsie-loo." " (laughs)" "Why dontcha come on up and fuck me in the ass sometime?" " (laughs)" "You don't beat around the bush, do you, baby?" " I beat around the bush all the time." "What are you talking about?" " (laughs)" "Okay, kids, our time is up." "The winner of Snatch Game is..." " Whoo!" "Hallelu, I'm back, Ru!" "Yes!" " She-Angela!" " Hallelu." " Well, I guess there you have it, ladies and gentlemen." "Thanks for watching, everybody." "See you next time on Snatch Game." " See you tomorrow, friends." " Bye." " Coming up..." " This competition is going to be even more difficult because everybody's a judge." " What do you guys think about, like, the strategy?" "Are you guys still going to go with the weakest link?" " If I win, I'm eliminating the strongest competitor." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " (sighs)" " ¶ It's a runway day, it's a runway day ¶" "Today is elimination day, so, girl, you better bring it to the runway." "And it's going to be a latex extravaganza." " Will you shut all the way up?" " What are you doing?" " Girl, she is Joan Crawford." "Do you sleep in a bucket of ice?" " You better get it, Hannibal Lector." "You look great." "Are you wearing that down the runway, mama?" " (laughs)" " I can't with you." " You didn't ever do a beauty mask, girl?" " Obviously not." "(all laugh)" " What do you guys think about, like, the strategy and, like, how you're gonna vote people off?" "Are you guys still going to go with the weakest link and" " If I win, I'm eliminating the strongest competitor." " Are you?" " Are you being serious?" " No." " Oh." "(all laugh)" " Now, is it whoever's weakest in the challenge or challenge plus runway or challenge divided by runway time two?" " That's a great question." " Whoever accumulates the most points." " All right." " Is safe." "It's an accumulative contest." " But that's a really good question." "What factor does the runway play?" " If it's a tie, you gotta work it with the runway." " Yeah." " Okay, that's fair." " This competition is going to be even more difficult because everybody's a judge now." "I would like to think that I would be Khaleesi, but I could go over to the Lannister side, too." "Ugh." " The only point in me coming on the show is to show that I'm a monster." " (laughs)" " I'll tell you one thing." "If I win the challenge," "I'm taking all three of those lipsticks." "Triple elimination." "(snap, snap, snap)" " how did it feel being in front of Raven and Juju yesterday?" " Right." "That's crazy." " Half of it was, like, yay, hello, old friends." "And then, the other half was like, oh, this is kind of nerve-wracking." "It's a little bit of déjà vu because Juju and Raven are also Season 2 girls." " Were you friends with them on Season 2?" " Oh, yeah." "I was really close with Jujubee, and me and Raven had a splendid relationship." "(all laugh)" " You know what I think is cool for you is that, like, there's potentially the opportunity for you to gain a whole new fan base because the fans are so fucking young now." " Yeah." " And a lot of them, they've just started watching the show at, like, Season 5, 6, 7." "You know what I mean?" "So, like-  4, 5, 6." " It's like a rebirth." "You know what I mean?" " Yeah." "And that's why I'm kind of taking this competition so seriously is 'cause I really want to reintroduce myself to the world." "The stakes for me in this elimination are high." "I need to be here." "I need to be given a chance to show everyone I'm total "All Star" material." " This was not intentional." " Didn't you hear me talking about it?" " No, I didn't hear you talking about it." "I'll show you my notebook." "I drew pictures of it last night, honey." " Oh." " Do you guys think it's worth winning the lip sync and the 10 grand to send someone home, Katya?" " Yes, definitely." " I have to do it." " Thank you." "Me, too." " Definitely." " Me, too." " I have to do it and" " It's a competition." " Thank you." "Me, too." " That's it." " Give me a high five." " But you know what, you guys are, like, high fiving stuff, but everybody feels different about it." "Like, for me" " No, it's not." " But we're here to" " Hold on, hold on, hold on." "Can I finish?" "I'm so sorry." "We're gonna get this money afterwards." "Let's be real." "For me, I just couldn't" "It's hard 'cause I wouldn't want to be, like, well, sorry, girl." "You know what I mean?" " Well, it's not about the cash tip, though." "It's about the end of the finish line." " Thank you." " And I guess that's why we're all different." " We all have different feelings about different things, and I guess that's how that is." "I don't know." "I feel like my words are getting twisted, but never mind." " Just take a deep breath and go, it's gonna be a lovely runway, gal." " (laughs)" " Oh!" "(RuPaul laughs)" " ¶ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ¶" "¶ Cover girl ¶" " Whoo!" " Girl, what?" "(applause)" " Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."" "Michelle Visage, what's new, pussycat?" " You, my darling, are the supreme All Star." " Style superstar Carson Kressley, are you feeling judgy, darling?" " I'm feeling joodgy." "Is that okay?" " I love it." "The incredible Todrick Hall." "Are you ready for more?" " Ru, I was born ready and the rest..." " Is draw." "And he's back." "Ross Matthews, how you doing?" " Oh, honey, you know I'm back." "I am a sucker for the Snatch." " (laughs)" "This week, we challenged our queens to give us imitations of life, and tonight, in latex eleganza, they're ready to burn rubber on the runway." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "First up, Phi Phi O'Hara." "Oh." "She's got all her ducks in a row." " I'd hate to see the bill for that." " (laughs)" " This costume is totally me:" "fun and, like, almost pinup-y." "And I wanted the jewelry to speak for itself." "I feel super skinny and then the booty is, like, on point." "I feel so adorable." " I wonder if you put her in a bathtub, she'll float." " Well, if it quacks like a duck..." " Yeah." " Quack quack." " Roxxxy Andrews." "Look at that body!" " Look at that hourglass shape." " It's inner tubular." " I am fixing to sell this garment, darling." "I've got my big nineties hair on." "I'm feeling total gothic glam." "I'm feeling very Violet Chachki, but the plus-sized thick and juicy Violet Chachki." " Well, if a tire goes out on my car," "I'll know who to call." " She's ribbed for your pleasure." " Yes, she is." " Alyssa Edwards." "Ooh." " Her lips don't lie." " No." " That dress is a roadmap for her man." " Oh, I can read her lips from here." " Yeah. (laughs)" "Pow, right in the kisser." " I am living." "I'm colorful, I'm vibrant, ferocious." "I got my dress on with the lips 'cause you know I got plenty of secrets." "I got to hold back some" "I keep in the vault just in case." " I want to kiss her all over." " Or just kiss her ass." "(all laugh)" " Up next, Katya." "She's into water sports." " Oh, it's Esther Williams' cousin, Fister Williams." "(RuPaul laughs)" " Wow." "Look at those breast strokes." " Our cycles are synchronized." " I'm giving you a skin tight sea foam green" "Esther Williams underwater fantasy." "My waist is cinched, my nose is pinched, and my body is absolutely drenched in sweat." " Her look is making me wet." " Take a dip in the cool waters of Katya." "(all laugh)" "Tatianna." " She's a tramp, a scamp and a bit of a..." " Vamp." " Uh-huh." " That girl is poison." " My latex look is real dark lady, and I'm feeling a little sexy." "Also, it totally shows off the fact that I haven't eaten in a week, so I'm feeling cute." " She's like Johnny Gill said, you better rub her the right way." "(all laugh)" " That's her chastity dress." " Alaska, fashion." " Yes." " Just gotta do something about that uni-brow." " She's gotta get that plucked." " This is totally Blade Rubber." "(all laugh)" " Yes." " I'm wearing head to toe rubber latex geometrical severe fantasy." "I'm nine parts super model and one part robot and ready for insertion." " Why are her gloves so-- oh, oh, I get it." "(all laugh)" " Bye-ee." "Designed for your pleather." "Ginger Minj." " She's gone platinum." " I like the mermaid cut or is it uncut?" "(all laugh)" " I'm just walking so eleg-wently down the runway." "This gown hugs every single curve in my body." "I have never felt more beautiful in my entire life." " Yeah, girl." " Yes, you better rub that lamp, honey." " Something's gonna come out." "(all laugh)" " Detox." "(gasp) Yes, mama!" " Raccoon eleganza." " Now, that is a thigh gap, Beyonce." "(all laugh)" " My whole vibe for this look is, like, this Amazonian warrior goddess, and I feel really fierce." "My tuck is right." "I'm brilliant." "I'm beautiful." "Because why?" "I'm Detox." " Now, that's what I call an apple bottom." " Red delicious." " ¶ Sexy, sexy drag queen ¶" " Coming up..." " Unbelievable, like breathtaking." " I loved this runway look." " Um, it was a little Nancy Gross." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome, ladies." "I want to remind you why we are all here." "I invited you to "All Stars"" "because I believe you are the best of the best." "With this invitation comes great responsibility, and I've fought my entire life to not only grow my career, but to build something that could help launch others." "Every week that you're here is another opportunity to build your brand and legacy." "But there are no free passes, ladies." "This is still a competition." "And now, I need to hear from you." "Ladies, are you in it to win it?" " Yes!" " Yes!" " Good." "That's what I wanted to hear." "Now, when I call your name, please step forward." "Alyssa Edwards, Ginger Minj." "You are safe." "Please step to the back of the stage." "The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week." "Now it's time for the judges' critiques." "First up, Phi Phi O'Hara." " Tonight, on an "All Star" stage, coming out in a latex swimsuit didn't make me very happy." " Okay." " Your makeup is a little off tonight, too." "Your contouring's so severe for you." " I was there for your Gaga, so I was looking at your Snatch real close, okay?" "My face was right up in there." "Teresa Caputo is the perfect kind of person to pick for the Snatch Game, and you did a great job with it." "So consistent all the way through." " Yay." " All right." "Up next, Roxxxy Andrews." " Hey." " This whole runway look, like, when I first saw you come out, I was like, eh." "I don't know." "Like, it's maybe a little too, like, dead on and literal when you think of latex." "But the way you put it all together made for a better outfit than just what this dress is." " It was a bumpy Snatch Game for you." "It's like, ooh, it just didn't feel like a yay kind of thing." " Yeah." " The thing about Alaska, she's funny, quick, snappy." "There's a lot of little surprises that you get with Alaska that I didn't get from that performance." " In the work room, you said you were gonna do Sofia Vergara, but you changed your mind." " I changed because something told me" "I would've bombed Sofia, like, worse than I would've done Alaska." " When you come into this competition, you already know that you're going to be doing Snatch Game, so maybe it would've been wise to really think about that before yesterday." " Up next, Katya." " I love this runway look so much." "I like when people do something that's what you're not expecting." "And what you gave us was, like, this Esther Williams moment with the full cap." "And you have, like, the nose thing, which is a genius little touch that I expect from Katya." "So right on." "Snatch Game." "I loved the Snatch Game." "When I think of Bjork," "I think of, like, an Icelandic toddler on LSD, and you gave me that." " You're just brilliant." "You're an artist and all of your answers were just so psychotic, and I just love everything that you do." " Whether people knew who Bjork was or not, we all understood exactly what you were doing, and that's what makes a really good characterization." "It was fabulous." " Thank you so much." "(all laugh)" " Up next, Tatianna." " Tonight on the runway, it's kind of basic." "It's something you'd see in a Fredrick's catalog or something." " Okay." " To me, it doesn't scream Tatianna in any way." "Your look for Ariana Grande, spot on." "So the characterization was there for me." "I think where you lost it were the comebacks." " There were moments where Ru would totally set you up and you just had to, like, spike it back over the net, and that didn't happen for me." "I can't believe I just used a sports reference." "That's never happened." " I'm sorry." "(sniffles)" "This means so much and I fucked it up." " Don't be sorry." "Be fierce because you are an "All Star."" "Thank you, Tatianna." " Thank you." " Up next, Alaska." " I loved this runway look, and I think what's so great about you is that you're versatile." "I know." "Big surprise." "But yes, the details." "The dress, the makeup, the dye line of the hair, it's chic and glamorous." "The only callout on the look," "I would've loved, like, a cooler shoe." " Me, too." " Right?" "I know, I know." " The Snatch Game." "It was brilliant from the beginning to the end." "It was just an amalgamation of sheer genius." " You did something really smart." "You not only entertained us, but you educated our audience out there, who may not know who Mae West is." " Mae West now, for me, is you doing Mae West." "Every time I go through a drive thru now," "I'm gonna go, oh, I want a number one-uh." " Drive up and see me some time." " Super size me some time." " Up next, Detox." " Let's talk about this look right now, which I'm living for." "It's like the epitome of, like, latex glamour." " Unbelievable." "Like, breathtaking when you walked out." "It was just like an oil painting." "Like a perverted oil painting." " You just look phenomenal." "You killed it." " Thank you very much." " And I just want to know, where did you put it?" " Oh, you know where it is." "(all laugh)" " The Nancy Grace." "At first, I was like, oh, my God," "Nancy Grace was from Staten Island?" "You're, like, listen to me." " In the beginning, it was a little Nancy Gross, you know." "It wasn't really there yet, but you found your way." " It wasn't the right voice, but it was kind of the right person, so I'm gonna give you a C on that." " Thank you, ladies." "I think we've heard enough." "I've made some decisions." "Katya, Alaska, you are the top two "All Stars" of the week." "(applause) Congratulations." "You've each won two VIP tickets to Cirque du Soliel's sexy adult cabaret "Zumanity,"" "including airfare and deluxe Las Vegas accommodations." " Wow, cool." " Phi Phi O'Hara, you lucky duck, you're safe." "That means Roxxxy Andrews, Tatianna, Detox, you are in the bottom three." "Katya and Alaska, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom three you'll eliminate if you win the lip sync." "So while you queens deliberate in the work room, the judges and I will enjoy root beer floats." "You may leave the stage." "Coming up..." " I know that we're looking at this Rolaskatox situation, but that was a long time ago." " She can say that all she wants to, but in the end, she's not going to send home her best friend here." " Now win this lip sync." " Okay." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " It's an odd feeling being in the top, and then coming into the work room for deliberation." " Thrilled." " Because I'm one of the people who has to make a decision about some other people in the room." " Tatianna, Roxxxy and Detox are in the bottom." "I don't necessarily agree that Detox should be in the bottom." "Her runway destroyed." ""National Geographic" meets "Italian Vogue"" "meets "Better Homes and Gardens."" "Flawless." " One of y'all is about to get $10,000." " Yeah." " When you win a challenge, it's just so, like, exciting." "And now it's sort of, like, much heavier because there's this huge responsibility attached to it." "I would like to have a moment with each of you on the other sofa." "So whoever wants to come first." " Well, I'm here, I guess." " Hi." " Hi, honey." "I wasn't expecting to see you in the bottom." " Neither was I, but at the same time," "I feel good enough that I wasn't the worst and I looked the best today." "(laughs)" " Hallelu." " Do you know what I mean?" " And it's crazy because it's like this, like, Rolaskatox-esque moment." " I know." "I was just about to say." "Mm-hmm." " But whatever decision is made, that is not going to be favoritism." " Right, and I respect whatever decision it is that you come up with." " Well, it's such a shame I fucking hate you." " Should I start packing now or-  (laughs) You probably should." " Shall I send over the next clown?" " Yeah, sure." " Are you sure you're gonna wear that?" " I'm gonna see if I can get changed, because this little hobble dress is not gonna be very enter-tainting." " Do you need help?" " Yes." "Would you, please?" " How are you doing?" " Um, I expected it." " You did?" " I definitely know I was one of the weaker links, so..." " Whatever decision is made, it's not coming because of favoritism or anything like that." " Just do what you feel is right." "But congratulations." " Thank you." " Now win this lip sync." "Win it." " Okay." " Win it." "I'm hoping we're gonna stay true to what we said, because I feel like the girl who got the harshest critiques was Tatianna." "So if we're sticking through to our plan," "I should be good to go." " Hi, how are you?" " Um, not good." " I'm sorry that you're in the bottom." "I know that we're looking at this Rolaskatox-esque situation, but that was a long time ago, and I want you to know that whatever happens, it's not based on friends and family discounts or, you know, favoritism or anything like that." " Yeah." "She can say that all she wants to, but in the end, she's not going to send home her best friend here." " So I just want you to know that." " I trust it'll be a fair decision." " I think you're stunning and really cool." " Sorry." "Stupid." "Go ahead." " Why do you feel stupid, though?" " 'Cause I just feel like I didn't do my best." "In something like this, you can't really fuck up." "Like, I need this." "I really want this." " Right." "You've been here and you've held your own." " I just wanted to show more 'cause there's so much more." "And I hope that I get the opportunity, but if I don't, I get why." " I love you a lot." " I love you, too." " I'm not gonna lie." "There's definitely a part of me that's enjoying this potential power situation." " Girl, no!" " No, no, no, no, no, no." "It's just because I'm so used to being terrified and, like, in the grip of total anxiety here." "And now I feel like..." "I have to say there is a part of me that is very intrigued and attracted and seduced by this new power." "(laughs)" "But I will do the fair thing." " I just want to tell you, you know," "I want to prove how much I'm a different person than I am from my season." " Uh-huh." " And I feel like my time is too short still." "I know I am in the bottom, and I felt like all I could do was my runway today and" " It's not personal." "It's just we're all here." "We're all professional drag queens with careers, and we can evaluate what's entertaining and what's not entertaining." " It's 50/50." "I could be going home." "You never know how these girls are gonna play the game, and I'm terrified." " Next!" "Tell me why you should be America's next top model." " Oh, you..." "(laughs)" " I know you're feeling terrible." " Yeah." "I feel like... almost because I am from an earlier season and I was so young that I do-- and I've been saying this whole time, like, I don't have to prove anything to anyone," "but I kind of do." "I thought I was on a good roll here last week, and there's so much more that I have that's, like, out of the box and different for Tatianna that I want the world to see" "and I kind of need the world to see." "This competition means so much to me." "I don't want to go home." "I'm not ready to go home." "I can't go home right now." " I knew coming in here that, like, everybody's gonna be so good that it's just like you don't know what the hell." "From week to week, it's going to be a complete roller coaster." " I don't want to make it, like, harder on you, if you're feeling, like, towards one way or another." "Don't think that, like, this is, like, trying to wane you, 'cause it's not." " No, no, no." "'Cause I know you." " 'Cause it's not." "I would like to really not have that." " Yeah, I know you." "Here, give me a hug." " Can we get a Code 69 progress?" "(all laugh)" " Oh, silencio." "Silencio." "Bring back my girls-uh." " If I win this lip sync, someone's going home because of me." "I've made up my mind, but it's really hard having that decision on my head." " I have to make the decision about who to send home." "It's really tough, but it's still a competition and I have to make sure that every decision I make is the right one." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome back, ladies." "Two top "All Stars" stand before me." "Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop." "The time has come to lip sync" "(echoing) for your legacy." " I'm excited to lip sync against Alaska." "I am feeling myself." "I am preparing the world to gag on my legacy, which involves a line of platform jellies in every size, color and shape." " I know that I really need to turn it out." "There's no question that I want to win the lip sync." "It's another opportunity to impress the judges." " Good luck." "Don't fuck it up." " ¶ Ah, freak out ¶" "¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶" "¶ Freak out ¶" "¶ All that pressure got you down ¶" "¶ Has your head spinning all around ¶" "¶ Just come on down, to 54 ¶" "¶ Find a spot out on the floor ¶" "¶ Ah, freak out ¶" " I am in the bottom with two-thirds of Rolaskatox." "So if Alaska wins this lip sync, the chances are I'm being sent home." " Whoo!" " ¶ I said, freak ¶" " I'm terrified." "You never know how these girls are gonna play the game." "It's so early in it." "Are they gonna eliminate a bigger threat?" " ¶ Now, freak ¶" "¶ All that pressure got you down ¶" "¶ Just come on down to 54 ¶" "¶ Find a spot out on the floor ¶" "¶ Ah, freak out ¶" "(all laugh)" "¶ Le freak, c'est chic ¶" "¶ Freak out ¶" "¶ Ah, freak out ¶" "(all laugh)" " Yeah!" "(applause)" " Ladies, I have made my decision." "Alaska, you're a winner, baby." "(applause)" "Con-drag-ulations." "You've earned a cash tip of $10,000." " Thank you." "There is sort of a bittersweet feeling right now, because I love winning challenges, but it also means I have to send somebody home." " Katya, you're safe." " Thank you." " You may join the other girls." "(applause)" "Will the bottom three please step forward?" "Alaska, with great power comes great responsibility." "Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " Like you've said many times," ""RuPaul's Drag Race" is a microcosm of the real world." "And in the real world, sometimes we have to make really difficult decisions, and tonight is one of those times." "I've taken into consideration the performances in the Snatch Game and on the main stage and I've most importantly taken the judges critiques into consideration tonight." "(exhales)" "The queen that I have chosen..." "Is Tatianna." " Tatianna." " Yep." " As it is written, so it shall be done." "See me with them hands, girl." "Now sashay away." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Thanks." "(applause)" "The most disappointing part about being eliminated this early in the competition is definitely I don't have the ability to show everything that I have to offer." "Not just in the way of clothing, but I have a lot more personality and talent that I didn't get the chance to feature." " Con-drag-ulations, "All Stars."" "Keep freaking me out and you could find yourself in the "Drag Race" hall of fame." "Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an amen up in here?" " Amen." " Amen." " Now, let the music play." " ¶ Throw your hands up ¶" "¶ Time to get down ¶" "¶ Time to get down, down, down, down, down ¶" " I would say to Ru, thank you so much for having me again." "It was great seeing you and your, uh... (alarm)" " Ooh, girl." "Tatianna, girl, all is not lost, so stay thirsty, girl, 'cause you still have a chance to return for your revenge." " Are you serious?" " (evil laugh)" "Wait, does this mean I get to come back?" "I can."