"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [teeth chattering] [neighs]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom..." "Playing horseshoes is fun..." "But it's a lot easier when thehorseisn'twearingthem ." "One last toss 'til total Buttslop humiliation." "One's all I need to crush you, McGoon." "I hope you enjoy losing, McGee!" "Buttsquat!" "Buttsquat!" "He's the man!" "If he can't do it..." "OW!" "McGee can!" "Final round of the Zip-Line Horseshoe Playoffs!" "Who'll win a trip to the fabulous prize shed?" "Pick a prize, any prize!" "Like these false teeth..." "Ow!" "A little help here!" "[screams]" "Outta the way, loser!" "Waugh!" "Low blow!" "SUZI:" "Here'sanotherone!" "[chuckles]" "No!" "It's a ringer!" "McGee wins!" "Couldn't have done it without you, Buttslop!" "Whoa!" "Choose anything you want, camper." "[chuckles]" "Nope." "Euw." "And no." "Whoa!" "I pick THIS!" "Euw!" "A mouldy horsehead?" "That's gross, even for Lakebottom!" "Lakebottom's got way grosser stuff than that!" "Come on, Suz." "I don't need their stinky, lame-o prizes." "I've got a case full of real trophies." "Yeah, but none of those trophies is a mouldy horse head!" "Yeehaw!" "[creaking]" "I'm okay..." "I like your trophy, McGee, even if it stinks." "It doesn't stink." "[sniff]" "Ugh!" "Lunchtime!" "Come get your boiled skunk!" "Awf!" "Ouch!" "Shtinky." "Huh?" "[whinnies] [screaming] [whinnies]" "Where am I?" "This isn't the shed!" "I gotta hide!" "It talks?" "My trophy just went from awesome to fantawesomazing!" "I'm a trophy?" "Oh yeah." "I picked you..." "I'm McGee." "Well colour me flattered!" "Fleabiscuit's the name." "After hanging around so long you must be starving." "FOOD!" "I'm starving!" "That might explain the whole starving thing." "That might explain the whole stinking thing too." "[¶]" "Children playing with a mutilated horse head is a [sniffs] beautiful thing... [¶]" "Disgusting!" "But at the same time, adorable!" "[ship's horn]" "Hey McGee!" "Look at all my awesome, gorgeous, expensive trophies!" "[playful laughter]" "My lame, pathetic, worthless trophies." "[grunts]" "That mouldy horse head is repulsive, disgusting, stinky... and it will be mine!" "I brought you some beddy-bye tea." "Thanks Squirt." "Mmm, this really hits the spot!" "You mean it really hits the floor." "C'mon, time to hit the sack." "ALL:" "'Night Fleabiscuit." "'Night, campers." "You're the best trophy ever!" "Thanks for picking me, McGee." "[galloping] [whinnies]" "I was afraid this would happen..." "McGee, wake up!" "It's coming!" "No Rosebud, I didn't eat the couch, it was Squirt... [whinnies] [whinnies]" "Fleabiscuit!" "Where are you going?" "I don't know - I gotta get away!" "[galloping]" "Listen!" "Reindeer!" "Do you think it's Santa?" "It's too late!" "We've gotta hide!" "Hurry!" "What do you think?" "[whinnying]" "It sure ain't Santa!" "I've been a good boy this year!" "Is that-- [whinnying]" "Fleabiscuit's body?" "It's found me!" "[whinnying] [loud clatter]" "[gasps] [whinnying]" "What was that about?" "What was I thinking?" "Of course it would find me." "I'm doomed!" "[gasp]" "SQUIRT:" "Your body is very talented." "No it's not!" "I can't go back, McGee!" "You don't know the awful things it'll make me do!" "Easy pal." "He's got to go through us first." "That's what I'm afraid of." "If my body can't have me, it'll take another head instead!" "But I use my head for many head-like things!" "Okay, if he wants a head, we'll give him one!" "BOTH:" "What?" "Places everyone!" "This is not a rehearsal." "Alright Armand, ACTION!" "I shall give the performance of a lifetime." "Much as I did as Shrub number three in my elementary school production of Sally Salamander's horrifying tale," "'Chills in Shrubtown'." "[over-acting] Neigh!" "Neigh!" "Neigh!" "Here it comes!" "[whinnying]" "Ah bonjour!" "Welcome to Lakebottom's House of Heads." "[whinnies]" "What every pretty pony is wearing this spring!" "Pure pumpkin perfection!" "See what did I tell ya?" "Of course, no pumpkin for monsieur." "Ah the bucket look!" "So you." "Gelatin!" "Fashionable and delicious!" "Mwah!" "I think he's buying it!" "[whinnies]" "Whoa!" "[loud clang] [whinnies]" "[coughs]" "Put up your hooves, horsemeat!" "This isn't working, McGee." "You have to let it take me!" "Listen to the horse!" "N" " N-nice horsie!" "No!" "No!" "It's happening!" "I can't look!" "Gah!" "Everyone stay cool." "My head comes off all the time." "[scream] Mind doesn't!" "Gah!" "[whimpering]" "It's okay, guys." "My body'll show your bodies the ropes." "[splash]" "Lesson one!" "Stay out of the lake!" "See?" "There's no choice, McGee." "You've gotta give me up." "No there's still a chance!" "[whinnying]" "Ah, maybe you're right..." "Sorry, Fleabiscuit..." "Okay horse, your head is all yours." "BUTTSQUATT:" "You mean...all mine!" "Good luck with the back end, Bottom Losers!" "[whinnies] Easy horsey!" "Let's not lose our heads over this." "[screaming]" "Help!" "Come back here with those heads!" "You don't know what you're dealing with, kid!" "You better bring me back!" "Stuff it, horsehead." "Hey Suz!" "I got McGee's weird, smelly, horse trophy!" "Took you long enough..." "Eeuw!" "Why did you want it, again?" "[sniffs] Uh, Pe-uw." "This thing does stink." "Bye-bye, horsie." "Waugh!" "Uh oh... [whinnies]" "Did you get me a pony!" "[screaming]" "I take it back - I don't want a pony." "But I don't have your smelly, old head anymore..." "Uh, no offence." "[screaming]" "Euw!" "You did not just put me with the gross zombie and the stinky hairball!" "Hello!" "Can I be upgraded to first class?" "Look princess, it's no treat being saddled with you either!" "ROSEBUD:" "Get your ear outofmy face!" "We're too late!" "The body got here first!" "McGee!" "Fleabiscuit!" "My body has struck again!" "We've got to stop it!" "Oh, we'll stop it all right." "Your body forgot one thing - two heads are better than none!" "Oh, horsey!" "You can't get me, horsey!" "[screams] [whimpering]" "Maybe we can settle this over a shiny red apple?" "[whinnies]" "Hey weak breath, why don't you come play horseshoes with me!" "Hii-ya-ya-iiiii-ya!" "[sigh]" "Here horsey, horsey!" "Hii-yaa!" "FLEABISCUIT:" "This is all my fault." "Your friends are losing their heads because of me!" "Don't worry, Fleabiscuit." "We're taking 'em back...together!" "[grunts]" "Any time now!" "Yeaaaww-haaaa!" "Waaaugh!" "Lean forward, McGee!" "Dig in your heels!" "Atta boy!" "This is worse than the Barfinator at Ride World!" "Hold on McGee!" "Whoa!" "FLEABISCUIT:" "You see?" "Evil!" "McGEE:" "Would you stop it, horse?" "I'm trying to give you back your head!" "Yeah!" "There, there." "I know it's scary without a head." "Just ask Buttsquat." "I may not have a body but I still have ears!" "Steady boy, don't be afraid." "A head needs his horse." "I mean a horse needs his head." "Oh no..." "Here it comes." "Here it comes!" "This might not have been such a good idea!" "Ahh you might be right, Gretch!" "[pained whinny]" "Good job McGee!" "That was using your head!" "Well you know what they say!" "You gotta use it or lose it!" "Ohno!" "Not this!" "Anything but this!" "McGee, what have you done!" "[pained whinny]" "[¶]" "See?" "It's so horrible I can't even look!" "My body wants me to tap dance and it's a terrible dancer!" "This is why you were so scared?" "Come on!" "Actually, he's pretty good." "Yeah, check it out!" "You rock!" "Hey, whaddaya know?" "My body's been practicing while I was gone!" "I am good!" "Helloooo!" "Still waiting!" "Re-head us and make it snappy." "Ugh, let's go!" "I have a splitting headache." "That's odd, Suzi!" "I always thought you as a pain in the neck!" "You can keep your loser trophy, McGee." "So long, Bottom Dweebers!" "[snickers]" "You wanna tell them?" "Nah, let them figure it out." "Big finish, Fleabiscuit!" "[¶]" "Oh!" "[screams]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom," "Something's fishyaroundCamp... and it looks like me!" "[Squirt and Gretch laughing] [grunts]" "I got it!" "Oof!" "Ohhh..." "I don't got it..." "GRETCH:" "Smooth,McGee." "Have a nice trip?" "[laughs]" "Hey look!" "A periscope!" "[scream] A periscope!" "I bet it's attached to..." "A submarine!" "Let's get digging!" "Wahooo!" "No way this thing still works... [dive horn]" "This is SO cool!" "I can't believe we're actually doing this!" "Now let's explore the lake's deepest, darkest corners!" "Not too deep, Captain Nemo." "This thing's about as sturdy as the popsicle stick house Squirt made at craft corner." "[scream]" "Nah!" "Relax Gretch!" "[knocks]" "This baby can take it." "Anyone got some bubble gum?" "Hey guys!" "I found the manual." "Let's see..." "French, Chinese, klingon, hermit crab...ahhh!" "A manual?" "Real men don't read manuals!" "I got this Captain thing down!" "Observe." "This button turns on the lights..." "Thank you, thank you very much!" "Maybe not..." "I bet it's this one!" "Nope, not it either..." "Hmmm..." "let's try... [alarm rings] [loud explosion]" "Cool!" "Not so cool!" "Anchors away!" "This is it!" "All my submarine training comes down to this moment!" "The only sub training you have is in the bathtub!" "[scream]" "There's no way we're going down this drain!" "C'mon subby!" "Let's show 'em what you got!" "[grunt]" "See I told you there was nothing to worry- -about!" "[all screaming]" "Hang on everyone!" "It's gonna be a rough ride!" "Oof!" "Oof!" "Ahh!" "H-heey, I'm getting the hang of this!" "[loud thumps]" "You better get us out of here quick!" "[gargling noise]" "I think I see the surface!" "Next time I drive." "Whoa!" "Oh yeah..." "This place is dripping with cool." "Icky, creepy, cool... [grunts]" "[belch] [gasp] What was that?" "On my signal, run." "RUN!" "Wait was that the signal?" "[screams] [all screaming]" "Hey, how ya doing?" "[screaming]" "Wait, I mean..." "[screams] [panting] [gibberish noises]" "Whoa!" "Good one..." "I'm McGee." "These are my best buds:" "Gretchen and Squirt." "McGill." "These are my best buds:" "Gretchfish and Spout." "Hey!" "Welcome... to Camp Bottomlake!" "No way!" "That's crazy!" "We're from Camp Lake-bottom!" "Uh, so where are your counsellors?" "Oh they're..." "Gurk!" "No counsellors here." "[chuckles]" "Heh, just us free-range Bottom Lurkers!" "So..." "What do you guys do for fun?" "Also do you guys have a bathroom?" "Cause I drank like fifty gallons of water." "[stomach gurgles]" "Hiii-yaah!" "Hiii-yaah!" "[¶]" "Now this is what I'm talking about!" "Let's do it!" "[screaming] [laughter]" "Hey!" "Check it out!" "You thinkin' what I'm thinking?" "You bet I am!" "These are my pet fishies." "[roars] [screams] [laughing]" "[screams]" "Your fish rock!" "It's been great hanging out with you guys." "Nobody comes to visit since we put that gate up..." "Wait a minute, how did you get by the gate?" "Well we mighta, kinda blasted it to smithereens with a torpedo." "Sorry." "We should have checked the manual." "Tell ya what." "We'll help you rebuild your gate... after we check out your awesome waterslide!" "Yeahhh!" "This is awesome!" "Whoa!" "Wow!" "So cool!" "Come on, you guys!" "No!" "I mean, uh, we're not so big on - swimming..." "or water." "You don't like swimming?" "Hello!" "You have gills!" "There's, uh...there's something we didn't tell you about our counsellors, and I think you should" "My turn!" "[giggles]" "Hey, what's that?" "[gasp] McGee, get out of the water!" "Relax, Gretch!" "I waited thirty minutes after eating!" "Ah!" "Oh, gotcha." "[screams] [roars] [laughs]" "Lame-oids!" "[screaming]" "Where's a lifeguard when you need one?" "Hun-ger!" "[screams]" "I'm starting to think the submarine was a bad idea..." "I'm coming little McGee!" "Bad monster!" "Take that!" "Hiiiii-yaaah!" "[screams]" "Ooh, right in the tentacles!" "Hey, is it just me... or does that monster look familiar?" "[chuckles]" "Nah!" "Hun-ger!" "What was that all about?" "The Squid will leave us alone as long as we feed it..." "Again?" "Then let's get cookin'!" "A vegetarian monster?" "Cool." "Uh, yeah." "Just wait here on the dock and we'll be right behind you." "Sure guys." "Anything for a friend!" "Look, we get it." "Squid is a terrifying beast from the depths But ya gotta stand up to it, not make it dinner." "Show some guts!" "Showing our guts is exactly what we don't want." "You know, our intestines, internal organs..." "The Squid monster hungers!" "Hurry!" "Hun-ger!" "Okay, okay." "Hold your tentacles!" "Guys?" "You see what I see?" "Something tells me we're not serving IT dinner." "We ARE dinner!" "Well, at least the monster is a vegeterian, right?" "We wish he was, sorry." "Well that's kind of a bummer.." "[shouts] Hun-ger!" "You got it, fish face!" "Food fight!" "[¶]" "Hun-ger!" "Run!" "Quick, take the high ground!" "Hunger!" "Hey, keep those suckers to yourself, sucker!" "Sushi!" "McGee!" "We can't let them get eaten!" "Squirt's right." "Uh, hello?" "That's so what they were gonna do to us." "Hunger!" "Arrrghh!" "Fine." "It's time to kick some squid butt." "[fart]" "Or...some other, less disgusting part of its body." "Haha!" "Munchy crunchies!" "[Tarzan yell] [roar]" "Take that!" "Oof." "Where are you guys going?" "[¶]" "Keep 'em comin', guys!" "Ah!" "Sorry, but we don't want to be around for dessert." "Ugh, no way!" "You got to be kidding me!" "[engine starts]" "Come back!" "We can beat monster butt together!" "Why does this always happening to me..." "Well, at least you're stuck in there." "Yum, yum, yum, yumm!" "Maybe not." "I found the manual!" "[scoffs] Manual?" "Who needs a manual?" "Real fish don't read manuals." "Pretty but no, maybe this one?" "Okay that was definitely not it..." "Ah, I bet it's this one!" "[alarm]" "Maybe I WILL take a look at the manual..." "I taste bad, I cause bad breath!" "Hey guys, how 'bout a little help?" "I'm giving it all I got, but it just won't budge man, it just won't budge!" "[sobs]" "It's too big!" "Even for Squirt's butt." "Jump!" "Oof!" "Ha!" "Chew on that, Squidhead!" "[Tarzan yell]" "Perfect landing." "The Squid monster is defeated!" "Well, well, well, look who's decided to come back!" "Uh, sorry about that whole trying-to-feed-you- to-a-monster deal." "Maybe we should just feed YOU to the monster!" "Gretchen they just saved us!" "I guess..." "So..." "looks like you finally got your camp back..." "And you won't have to torpedo our gate next time you come to visit." "Hey guys, check out our new mascot!" "Do you want a snack big fella?" "You know, now that I think about it, it does remind me of someone." "I think we'll call him Squidsquat!" "[laughter]" "Revenge."