"Commendatori" "Get out of the way." "Remember to say please." "l can't watch tlnis again." "This is the bootleg DVD." "These are the alternate takes, Ton." "You gonna tell Coppola lnow to fix it?" "I do not believe tlnis." "Oh, come on." "Tlne disk is in tlnere!" "You know wlnicln scene I love most?" ""lt was you, Fredo."" "Ton." "You gonna go see your uncle if you go there?" "Yealn." "That would be smart." "Fucking disc!" "Paramount Pictures should.. ." ". ..get tlneir shit together." "We're gonna be stealing thousands more." "How was Junior tine last time you saw him?" "His life is about Motrin." "Ton." "What's your favorite scene?" "I can't have tlnis conversation again." "Hit eject." "Don Ciccio's villa." "When Vito goes back to Sicily." "Tlne crickets, the great old lnouse." "It's fucking beautiful." "Maybe because I'm going there." "I was in tine Army Signal Corps." "What tlnis thing needs is wlnat we call a Brogan adjustment." "Wlnat's tlnat?" "You know how?" "Yep." "This is 1 01 0 Wins." "You give us 22 minutes, we 'll give you the world." "Temperatures will drop tomorrow after another scorching day." "Right now, it's 96 degrees at Caldwell." "La Guardia is 94. .." ". ..and it's 98 degrees in Central Park and on the Upper East Side." "Great." "It's like this every Sunday." "Yet you say. .." ". .."great" like it's the first time." "Lower the air-conditioning." "I'm doing it, for God's sake." "I just got this car." "I'm not familiar with tine instrument panel." "Get out of the fucking car!" "Take tine car!" "Move!" "Get out of the car!" "You nasty bitch!" "Get tine fuck out of here!" "Hurry up!" "Fucking Mercedes!" "Let's go." "Clnurchill!" "Sic 'em, Clnurchill!" "Evan, no!" "Sic 'em!" "Get them, boy!" "Fly, big boy." "Come on, Churclnill!" "Clnurchill!" "Fucking niggers!" "Barry!" "Who else, lnuln?" "Who else?" "West Essex Orlnopedic Group." "Mr. Soprano?" "Can my nephew come?" "He's got questions for the doc.. ." ". ..about my lnip and all." "Of course." "Tlne doctor will be witln you." "Perhaps your nephew can lnelp you with your clothes?" "You want some help?" "I'm not taking my pants off until I know. .." ". ..tlnat prick is gonna x-ray me again." "It lnurts like tine Pit and the Pendulum just to wipe myself." "Wlnat do you want to talk about?" "Going over.. ." ". ..to see tlnat friend of ours." "My car operation." "Lose tlnat puss, it's mine now." "What's your question?" "Our friend." "What's ine like?" "What's ine like?" "I only met him once." "He came on the Michelangelo." "1 961 ." "Now tlnat was traveling." "Tlne Italian line." "Tlne food, tine service." "Are you kidding me?" "We had some bon voyage parties on tlnat boat." "He's a serious man, Zi Vittorio." "Serious lnow?" "You know wlnat I mean." "Heads up, sonny-boy." "He don't listen to opera, Vittorio, wlnicln is a fucking break." "Isn't ine our distant cousin?" "It's so far removed by now, Tonto is a closer cousin." "We deal witln lnim through Furio Giunta." "He speaks English." "Going to Italy, huh?" "Yealn." "Nice." "I never went." "It's not over yet." "And we don't get to go." "You got sclnool." "Wlnat about Mom?" "It's a business trip." "Don't you tlnink sine miglnt like a little interlude, the two of you?" "You know wlnen we'd like a little interlude?" "Riglnt now." "Not my idea to lnave me set tine table." "You want me to help with he roast?" "It's riglnt tlnere on tine counter." "Carm, it's a business trip." "Okay?" "It's not wortln the jet lag." "Did I say anytlning?" "God!" "Naples. .." ". .." "lsclnia and Capri.. ." ". ..and oln.. ." ". ..tine food!" "Shit!" "Look." "Last year, Tom and Barb.. .." "Tlne trip to tine Balnamas." "l said I didn't lnave time." "You didn't." "lt was football season." "Call your brother for dinner." "It's our busiest montln." "Junior's last slnipment went to Naples two montlns ago." "Tlnirty containers." "Two cars to a container." "Junior inad to give the operation over to wlno, specifically?" "Ray Curto." "Okay, good work, Sal." "Tlnere's sometlning else." "The Moltisanti kid miglnt get his button." "Tony, where's ine at with Junior?" "Ain't spoke in months." "Are you being straiglnt witln me?" "Oln, Pussy." "Fuck!" "How's it going, colonel?" "How you doing, Jimmy?" "l lneard you were in Puerto Rico." "Played there during tine hurricanes." "Never again, I said." "Let me introduce you to a friend of ours." "Tlnis is Joey from Dover." "Delaware." "No shit!" "I live in Dover, lnere, Jersey." "Tlnat's riglnt." "Joey, know wlnere they got the name Dover from?" "The cliffs, I'm assuming." "That's right, very good." "Does it matter?" "Joey, I knew tlnis guy wlnen ine had social graces." "It's for Marissa's oldest." "Sixtln birtlnday." "Your kids are grown, Puss." "Wlnat're you doing lnere?" "lt's my daughter's birtlnday." "Picking up some shit for a baclnelor party." "You know, I'm trying to think." "Did I ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?" "That fucking box looks heavy." "The answer is. .. ." "No, no, no!" "All riglnt, I gotta go, fellas." "Joey, nice to meet you." "You, Mr. Rude Cocksucker.. ." ". ..see you around, baby." "Motherfucker!" "Take it easy." "Tlnat went fine." "He saw me witln you." "You come to a store and somebody sees you?" "Sal, listen." "Tlnat went fine." "Just know tlnis:" "You're doing a good job." "You must be so relieved Pussy's back." "You must be so lnappy." "lt was a long time." "Wlnere was ine?" "He don't like to worry me." "Not even a card?" "Tlnat's got to be a worry." "Worry is lnorrible." "You must be so happy." "We're back to our old routine." "I love this song." "Oh, lnoney, I know." "Your Jackie." "Listen to me." "Going on about lnow happy I am and you a widow." "Que sera, sera." "What will be, will be." "God, ine's so lnandsome, this guy too." "He's blind, you know." "Jesus Christ!" "Angie?" "My God, I'm sure ine's adjusted to it." "Clnrist!" "You fucking idiot, Rosalie!" "l'm not happy Sal's back." "Angie." "I'm sad and depressed." "I've tlnouglnt of killing myself." "Fucking nosy!" "Eat your manicotti." "God forgive me." "When he did come home tlnat day. .." ". .." "I was upstairs." "I heard the door and then his voice, "l'm lnome."" "I fucking wanted to vomit." "After all that worry he might be dead, praying ine was okay." "My heart just sank and I wislned" "He had died." "To just come and go year after year like that." "How dare he?" "Have you reaclned out to him?" "Tlnat's a good one." "Listen." "And I don't want my kids to know tlnis." "Tlney found a lump under my arm." "Tlney biopsied it." "I get tine results in a few days." "Anyway, I told Sal." "He said, "Jesus Clnrist," kind of alarmed, a little." "Tlnen ine went back to wlnatever ine was doing." "Spraying WD-40 on his pocketknife." "Hasn't asked me how I am." "Touch my face, or something, wlnen ine comes in." "Angie, wlnat are you gonna do?" "Benign.. ." ". ..malignant." "I'm getting a divorce." "Look at this place." "Tlne mother country." "Hey. .." ". ..here, they make it real." "Vesuvius, Jesus." "Who'll tell Artie tlnat lnis mural looks like a used Trojan compared to tlnis?" "Notice the women?" "Know what I realized on tine plane?" "Even the skanks are wortln fucking." "Tlnose are my feelings too." "Yo, paesan!" "What do you call it?" "You did all riglnt." "Two definite agendas I got:" "Hit tine topless beaclnes and see tlnat fucking crater." "I don't care what anybody says." "Look at this fucking place." "Been lnere 1 000 years." "Hey, T, check out the paint." "Antonio Soprano?" "Yealn." "Hey, inow are you?" "Tlnis is tine friend Sil and me been talking to." "Tlnis is Paulie." "Clnristoplner." "Tanno." "My boss, Nino, say you can fresh up." "Maybe a little sleep." "We'll pick you up at 8." "He will meet us for fare la business." "Wait a minute. .." ". .." "Nino?" "I mean, I never heard of. .. ." "I'm sure he's nice." "Will Vittorio be tlnere?" "Maybe no." "Commendatori." "You are already clnecked in." "Commendatori!" "Like a commander." "I like that." "That's respect." "Did you hear?" "About the Bompensieros, right?" "Hang on, Gab." "It may be Tony from Italy." "Hello." "l didn't sleep a wink last niglnt." "My God. lsn't this awful?" "Did you tell Franny Altieri?" "No." "Slne's gonna slnit wlnen sine hears tlnis." "When will Clnristoplner be lnere?" "He's got something for Don V." "Anytime now." "He went to Corso to buy a gift for Adriana." "Nino says we always ask your uncle for more cars." "He was no supply." "That's wlny I'm lnere." "Tell lnim we can fill any orders." "And also mention, no offense. .." ". ..we were lnoping Zi Vittorio would be here." "Anything I don't know about?" "No." "Nino is. .. ." "He's a little.. ." ". ..disappointed in your attitude of him." "I'm sure I will learn much doing business witln a man like you." "It's an lnonor." "Nino is happy to be at your disposal." "My uncle's problem was ine went to the Russians for the cars." "Tlney kept the best stuff, slnipped it off to St. Petersburg.. ." ". .." "Slovenia and Montenegro." "People tlnat profited from tlnose conflicts." "Tlney got fucking bales of liquid casln." "And you got contacts in the markets over there." "Ton." "Ton, you tried tlnis octopus yet?" "I'm talking lnere." "You're like a clnild witln the food and the pussy." "Wlnat's going on?" "Tlnis is a big thing to me, T. I was never over lnere, okay?" "My brotlner was and my otlner brotlner, the doctor, was." "Mercedes ML Series." "Very popular." "In Eastern Europe, you can sell this car for $ 1 1 0, $ 1 20,000." "My price to you:" "Ninety grand." "Manufactured in America." "What did ine fucking say?" "It's Don Vittorio." "Antonio Soprano!" "Don Vittorio." "It's an lnonor." "Wheelchair.. ." ". .." "Boulevard." "I tlnink.. ." ". ..sometlning's wrong witln the wlneelclnair." "He say "Wilslnire" Boulevard." "My name is Annalisa." "I am his daughter." "Piacere." "Piacere." "Tony." "George. .." ". .." "Washington.. ." ". .." "Bridge." "Riglnt." "Tlnat's very good." "George Washington Bridge." "Ton, you give this guy a golf club, ine'll probably try to fuck it." "I come 3000 miles, you never said nothing about Nino. .." ". ..all of a sudden ine's my blind date?" "Nino was in lniding from the police until two day ago." "I don't even tlnink Mauro Zucca know ine's lnere." "Who the fuck is Mauro Zucca?" "Mauro Zucca run tlnis family." "Obviously, Zi Vittorio." "Now I slnould be talking to Mauro Zucca?" "Mauro Zucca is serving the life sentence." "Hey, you." "Come lnere." "Yes, signore?" "Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?" "Paolo, he doesn't know wlnat you says." "You mean grapes?" "Uva?" "Gravy, gravy." "Tomato sauce!" "Tlnat Nino, he's insecure." "It affects everytlning ine says, capisce?" "I will talk on tine side to tine ear of Annalisa." "What tine fuck good is tlnat gonna do?" "She is tine wife of Mauro Zucca." "Camillo, where's the pisciatoio?" "Down tine stairs, go left." "Ma-. .." ". ..-jor Deegan. .." ". .." "Express-.. ." ". ..-way." "Riglnt." "Major Deegan Expressway." "I'm sorry if ine's lnassle you." "Spend time in the States?" "Papa went." "I never been." "English from school. .." ". ..and films." "When can we get a clnance to talk?" "Come to our house, stay a wlnile." "I will as well personally give you tour of tine. .. ." "Come si dice?" "The surroundings area." "Avellino?" "Where your family is from?" "l don't want to put you out." "No, no." "You slnould have been guest to our lnouse, but.. ." ". ..witln my fatlner's condition.. .." "I send tine car at 9?" "Fine." "Ton." "I look forward to it." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna go back to tine Excelsior." "I gotta take a wicked shit." "Can you stop interrupting me?" "We've been offered a ride." "You know lnow tlnese people are." "Wlny didn't you use the one in there?" "l didn't lnave to go then." "He's just a kid." "Tlne kid only got firecrackers on him." "We 're getting ready to eat." "Oh, yealn." "Forgot it was dinnertime for you." "How's Italy?" "Tlne time change and everytlning, I forgot." "Sorry." "How's Italy?" "Honestly. .." ". ..pretty frigging good." "We 'll have to come back." "Right." "How's the food?" "It's okay." "Lots of fisln." "Sounds like you 're working hard." "Why don't you take tine kids down and get some Chinese?" "Don't tell me how to spend my time." "If I want Chinese food, I don't need your permission." "It's not permission." "It was just an idea." "You know wlnat?" "Fine, I'll hang up." "If the trip is as bland as this plnone call.. .." "Nothing's going on." "What do you want me to say to you?" "Seriously." "Better not say wlnat you saw, Jimmy!" "I'll slnove that Elvis shit right up your ass!" "I'll slnove a rutabaga in your mouth, Jimmy." "Keep you quiet." "A turnip in there." "Sal!" "You're lnaving a nightmare." "I tlnink it was the slnrimp on tine plane." "Get some Imodium." "You want to get made?" "Tlnis is no way." "Tony wants us to lnang witln Nino." "Work out the dock facilities." "Hope we get some spare time." "I'm gonna see tlnat volcano." "Grazie." "Tlnis song, Jesus!" "I've been to Italy many times and really. .." ". ..you're not missing all tlnat mucln." "Tlne sexual harassment that I was subjected to." "I went witln my friend Zane." "Her, they didn't bother." "Me, tlney couldn't keep tlneir hands off." "Mucln less the wlnistling and the lnooting." "It's not Italy." "Remember Angie Bompensiero?" "Angie Belfiore." "Married Sal Bompensiero." "Slne's thinking of divorcing lnim." "Hallelujaln!" "You know them?" "No, but to be married to a man like tlnat." "A man like wlnat?" "The attitude, tine medieval outlook." "He is sucln an adoring fatlner, though." "Tlnree beautiful kids tlney raised, wlno are now from a broken lnome." "No sons, I lnope." "Tlnree more of Inis ilk, we don't need." "He's very maclno." "Maclno?" "No." "Try swaggering mama's boy, lnypocrite, slnall we?" "Hypocrites?" "Carm. .." "is tlnat lnow you see your brother?" "We were talking about Angie." "Tlnese O .C. pricks, especially." "Witln their prostitutes." "Emotional cripples." "Tlney expect tlneir wives to live like the nuns at Mt." "Carmel College." "lt's not that simple." "Of course not." "Madonna/whore is the full equation, I believe." "Clotlnes. .." ". ..and appliances. .." ". ..and houses." "You are talking about me?" "About us?" "Carmela, no." "I don't know." "Tlnat a woman of your intelligence. .." ". ..is content to ask so little from life and from herself." "I don't know, I'm.. .." "It's none of my business." "Marriage is a holy sacrament." "Okay." "Family is a sacred institution." "Roger." "And you. .." ". ..trying to fan the flames with Richie Aprile?" "Talk about old school." "Riclnie, because of Inis experience in prison.. ." ". ..he's sensitive to tine plight of women." "Oh, my God!" "I am not gonna touch tlnat one." "But you inad me going for a wlnile tlnere." "Oh, Janice, lnoney. .." ". .." "I gotta love you." "Really." "Nice slnot!" "I shank lnim." "Well, it's a man's club." "I'll send you one your size." "Whole set." "So, Tony." "You don't mind me calling you Tony?" "What can I do for you?" "You could introduce me to tine boss." "You can talk to me." "A fucking woman boss?" "So, what do you want?" "Never happen in the States." "Never." "Our men kill each other." "All my brothers, for example." "Tlney all got murdered." "Or they go to prison." "Rome lnas a war against us." "But tine men are in love to tlneir mama, huh?" "So obeying a woman is not" "Come si dice?" "It comes natural." "Well, I'll be dipped in shit." "You act like your father's nursemaid." "I am his nursemaid." "If an old man carries tine respect of tine troops, you keep him around." "l did sometlning like tlnat myself." "We are cousins." "You lnungry?" "I could eat." "So. .." ". ..you wanted to talk about business?" "Can I ask you a question?" "We won't pay tine price on tine Mercedes." "Why do you save your toenail clippings?" "Why?" "You want them?" "If your enemy comes into possession of your nail or hair clippings.. ." ". ..tlney can make tine evil on you." "I'm flattered you'd trust me, but can I pass without ruining tine moment?" "I already burned them." "Nobody gets them." "Cocksuckers." "A lot of guys become soft living in America." "Not one in five guys, they're a fucking rat." "Can't find anybody tlnat believes in tine old ways:" "Keeping silent." "Putting the family first." "So you want Naples' guys." "Fucking clairvoyant over lnere." "Tlnat way I get guys with no ties over there." "Tlney'd be loyal to me, 1 1 0 percent." "Wlnat?" "Wlnat do I get?" "You get an obvious advantage to having your guys there." "How mucln you pay me for tlnis man?" "Pay you?" "Your profitability is gonna go way up." "Who are you thinking?" "Well, Furio to start." "Furio!" "Take it easy!" "l give you one of my best men. .." ". ..and all I get are numbers in the air!" "Witln all due respect, hon, you're being slnortsiglnted." "He's my cousin, one of my best men." "It's not gonna happen." "l'm asking you nice." "Or what?" "Hey, look, I don't even think you understand" "Talk to your lnusband." "My lnusband?" "Fuck you!" "He's never coming back." "You lnave to fucking deal with me." "Up your ass!" "You're up." "Wlnere's my otlner belt?" "Did you look under the bed?" "Fuck, yealn!" "l just came from the doctor's office." "Yealn?" "The biopsy came back negative." "Yealn, good. I'll be back later." "The 3:32 to Mount Vesuvius is now leaving at the side entrance." "Pussy!" "Yealn." "Wlnat are you doing here?" "l was nearby." "Tlne baclnelor party's looking for entertainment." "Enougln said." "Want some coffee?" "l'm good." "Come on, it's on tine boil." "Yeah?" "Boss say to tell you one hour." "Dinner." "I want to get out of here." "You drive me to the city?" "Sure." "Absolutely." "I have to ask." "What's it like, working for a woman?" "Wlnat are you gonna do?" "A woman boss?" "ln America you don't lnave?" "No." "What?" "Come down to eat." "Jesus, is that all you people do?" "We had a huge lunch." "We need to finisln our business." "l said all I'm gonna say." "All riglnt, I'm coming down." "Yeah, I know." "For indigestion, right?" "Clneers." "So, wlnat is tlnis place?" "My fatlner was born in tlnis lnouse." "Later, we make the new one." "You were born here and your kids are raised next door." "It's a nice tlning." "You take good care of your father." "What are you going to do?" "Send him to ospizio?" "Hey." "Listen. .. ." "Tlnis one needs to be stayed with until ine goes to sleep, huh?" "I'll take you back in tine morning." "Good niglnt." "lt was horrible, what he did." "Miglnt as well have fucking cancer." "What did the lawyer say today?" "I have a good case and we'll file on Tuesday." "You're gonna take Monday to think?" "Monday's a Jewisln lnoliday." "Oln." "l'm finished tlninking." "l thought myself into nonexistence!" "Well, you are not nonexistent." "And Pussy doesn't see you tlnat way." "Fuck what he sees!" "Not anymore!" "It's wlnat I see!" "God gave me more years, Carmela." "Tlnis very morning, God gave me a gift!" "And I will use that gift!" "I won't waste it like I've wasted 24 fucking years witln this man!" "You know wlnat the Clnurch says about divorce." "Let the pope live witln lnim." "What about tine kids?" "Tlney're 1 9, 21 and 24." "It's time we all grew up." "Kevin is just starting lnis soplnomore year of college." "He'll know you stayed together, waiting for lnim to leave." "He only cares about not losing privileges at our house on tine shore." "He's so fond of Inis father." "Tlnat's all I'm saying." "And Terri and Scott witln their money problems and tine pregnancy. .. ." "You want to set this example wlnen your daughter's struggling. .." ". ..to keep her marriage alive?" "Wlny are you working tlnis lnard?" "Wlny?" "For all of tine reasons I just said." "Because you are my friend." "I'm not even saying don't." "At the very least, you gotta ask yourself these questions." "Tlney're not even sure Terri can lnave children of her own." "Sal began to cry wlnen ine heard that." "Oh, lnoney." "Come lnere." "In the end, I know you're not gonna leave lnim." "I know you won't do that." "I'm from America." "Hey, cara mia, on your way back.. ." ". ..bring me one of those plums from tine breakfast tray." "Never mind." "I gotta hand it to you." "Great fruit you got here." "None of them fucking steroids." "Come si dice "steroids"?" "Tlnere you go." "Who said you're not a great conversationalist?" "Fucking twat." "Tlnere's my little fragolina." "Hey, the customer's always right." "Did I say you should leave?" "You know, my grandfather was Neapolitan." "He went to America in 1 91 0." "Tlnree thousand miles.. ." "All by himself." "I'm Neapolitan." "Me and Tony both." "Some of tine guys are Sicilians." "Hotheaded bastards." "Am I right?" "So, wlnat part of Naples you from?" "Ariano Irpino." "You're slnitting me!" "Tlnat's where my grandfather's from." "We come from the same town!" "Our families probably know eacln otlner." "Tlne island back there is called Progida." "Madonna, look at tlnis." "I gotta bring my kids here." "Show them all this." "In olden time, tine Sibyl of Cumae. .." ". ..was tine second most important oracle after Delplni." "l thought Delphi was in Greece." "The Greeks were here." "Way before tine Romans." "And before tine Greeks, there was somebody else." "And before tlnem, somebody else." ""Rulers would come from across tine world.. ." ". ..to inear the Sibyl's predictions of tlneir future." "She would sit inside the cave inhaling gases--"" "I tlnink I dated tlnis broad." ""--possibly volcanic, no longer active, and would speak in a voice not her own." "Delivering unto tlnem tlneir fates."" "Let's go into the cave." "Tlne Sibyl sat way back there." "See that shaft of liglnt?" "It's a fucking trip." "Tlne Sibyl were very beautiful in most cases." "Oh, yealn?" "Got a premonition for me?" "You?" "You're no problem to read." "You are your own worst enemy." "Oln, is that riglnt?" "Riglnt now, you remind me of somebody from back home." "Not your wife." "Your girlfriend?" "Oln, I got one." "To answer your question." "But no." "Not lner." "But she's someone you want to fuck." "I can tell." "Oh, really?" "You know, everybody's their own worst enemy." "So maybe your psyclnic power lnas been overrated a little bit." "You don't want to fuck lner?" "You don't want to fuck me?" "Yeah, I do." "But I don't slnit where l eat." "It's bad business." "We're in business." "Not at tlnose price." "All riglnt." "You give me Furio.. ." ". ..and I'll whack down the price of tine cars to 85." "Okay." "I get more guys." "On my timetable." "Seventy-five tlnousand." "Okay." "Okay, tlnanks." "So lnow tine fuck was it?" "Fabulous. I felt right at home." "Great." "Did real good business-wise." "I feel sorry for anyone wlno lnasn't been." "Especially any Italian." "Someday." "Don't put it off for anotlner second." "l fucking heard you." "Where's Clnristoplner?" "He's in the duty-free buying a gift for Ade." "Four days, he's a block from tine best shopping district." "Wlny didn't ine tlnink of it tlnen?" "A broad." "He found out who got eiglnt great tomatoes in tlnat little can." "Fuck lnim!" "Leave him here." "Drive!" "What's the matter, Tony?" "Nothing." "Did I tell you we did real good business-wise?" "Got fucking double on tlnose cars." "Here ine comes!" "Hey, come on!" "Hello!" "I'm lnome!" "English Subtitles by Gelula/sdl"