"[remote clicks] [upbeat music plays]" "♪ I don't care what you say!" "♪" "♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0  [laughter]" "Clarence:" "Okay, here we go, here we go." "[high- pitched] "I'm Ms. Baker." "I love to drink coffee." "I drink so much coffee." [babbling] [laughter]" "Jeff:" "Okay, okay." "I got one." "Clarence, I dare you to..." "put this spoon on your head!" "Clarence:" "Hello, there." "I am Spoonman." "Spoon!" "Spoon!" "Spoon!" "Spoon!" " Jeff: [laughs] Hmm." " Sumo:" "Oh, that's not even a real dare." "I dare you to... kiss Kimby." "Together:" "Ohhh." " Ooh!" "You did it!" " Yeah!" "You did it!" "I can't believe you actually kissed a girl." "Sumo:" "Eh, I guess that counts, even though it was just on the elbow." " My turn!" "I dare you to drink this..." " Jeff:" "Hey!" "...and this..." "out of this!" "Both:" "Ooh." "[Chuckles]" "Clarence: [scoffs] I don't care." "I've probably drank worse than that every day." " Together:" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" " Sumo:" "Wow!" "Yeah!" "[sighs] Since when is Clarence Mr. Popular?" "I don't know." "I think he's kind of funny." "Close your mouth." "He's not funny ..." "I'm funny." " Yeah, funny-looking." " [laughter] You got owned!" "[laughter continues]" "Clarence: [blows nose]" "All right, more dares, guys." "Keep 'em coming." " I ..." "Aah!" " I got a dare for you." "I dare you to eat 500 deviled eggs." "Together:" "Ohhh!" "Well, it seems that Clarence's little show has come to a close." "You should've seen his face." "[slurps] Ahh!" "So, what are you guys doing this weekend?" "I'm going to that Clarence kid's "eggy dare extravaganza" thing." "[gags, coughs] What?" "!" "Give it." ""Tomorrow at Clarence's yard, Belson presents ... 'see the amazing Clarence eat 500 eggs'"?" " Clarence:" "Hi, Belson." " The heck?" "!" "[gong crashes, ominous drums play]" "Jeff:" "As one of your closest acquaintances," "I have to advise you that eating this much of anything can be seriously hazardous to your..." " [all chanting] Clarence!" "Clarence!" " ...health." "[chanting continues]" "Sumo:" "Quiet down!" "Quiet down!" "[chanting stops, music continues]" "It has been foretold that," " one day, a deviled egg ..." " Just eat the eggs already!" "[scoffs] Told you he'd chicken out." "Clarence:" "Well, time to put my eggs where my mouth is." "Waka, waka, waka, waka." "Number one." "[slurp!" "]" "[all cheering]" "Jeff:" "I'll go prep the bucket." "[circus music plays]" " Eat those eggs!" " [all chanting] Clarence!" "Clarence!" "Clarence: [gulping]" "[laughs]" "[squirt!" "]" "Oh." "[sizzle!" "]" "[music stops]" "Clarence: [gagging] [gulps]" " Together: 497." " I-It's impossible." " N-Nobody can eat that many eggs." " Together: 499." "Clarence: [grunting] [suspenseful music plays]" "[squish!" "]" "[all gasp]" "[all cheering]" "Sumo:" "Ah, yeah." "[grunts]" " Jeff:" "Belson, you're hogging it." " Sumo:" "Hyah!" "[both laugh]" "Clarence:" "Jeff, Jeff." "[gags] I'm open." "Throw it over here." "[gagging]" "What are ..." "What are you guys playing?" "What is that?" "Cornhole?" "Jeff:" "Uh, Clarence, are you sure you're feeling all right?" "Sumo:" "Yeah, maybe you should sit this one out." "Clarence:" "That's okay." "[gags]" "Okay, guys, I think I got..." "[coughs] a horn in my backpack somewhere." "[gags, coughs]" "We can do some pranks." "Just let me ... [coughs]" "Jeff:" "Uh..." "Clarence." "You're not looking so hot." "Clarence: [coughing] Come on, guys." "[coughing] I'm fine." "Jeff:" "No, we're actually just finishing up, anyway." "I got to go home and organize some receipts." "Sumo:" "Yeah, I'm supposed to eat dinner now." "I got to go, too." "[all panting]" "Clarence: [panting]" "Your face looks gross." "[laughs cruelly]" "Why's everybody... [coughs] acting so weird?" "[coughs] I'll show them." "[coughs] I'm fit as a fiddle." "[retches]" "Sumo:" "Yeah, he didn't look so good." "Do you think making Clarence eat 500 deviled eggs that sat out in the sun was a bad idea?" "Jeff:" "I'm not even going to respond to that." "[ominous music plays]" "All:" "Ew!" "You guys, no more... [coughs] buddy stars." "I stayed up all night making these Clarence dollars. [coughs]" "Didn't you already make those like a hundred years ago?" "Oh, well, let me just see what... [coughs] other wacky props I got in this bag here." "Let me just... [grunts]" "I think I got a ... [coughs]" "I think I got a horn or something in here." "Ah-choo!" "Uh..." "Clarence, you don't look so well." "Um, you should probably go see the nurse." "Clarence: [blows nose]" "Nonsense." "I'm doing fine." "[coughs]" "Let me just ..." "Let me just go sit down." " I'm just gonna go sit." " Okay." "Uh, then, so ..." "Clarence: [coughs]" "Sumo:" "I mean it." "I'm starting to worry about him." "Clarence: [groaning]" "Sumo:" "Who knows what all those eggs are doing in there, just smashing around in his organs?" "[blender whirs]" "We got to get him to go see the nurse." " It's for his own good." " Aw, you're right." " What's that, Sumo?" " I said you're right." "I know I am." "Yeah, yeah, so what's the big plan, Mr. Right all the time?" "Okay, here's what we do." "I am the Spoonman." "Uh, here we go. [groaning]" "Oh." "Hey, Kimby." "Look at me over here." "[smooches, blows] [mucus squishing]" "[chuckles] Ohh." "[stomach churning]" "Jeff:" "Target acquired." "Initiate sequence alpha." "[static] Sumo:" "What?" "!" "Jeff:" "He's in the lunchroom!" "Just do the thing!" "Sumo:" "I can't hear you!" "It's too loud in here!" "I think I got lost!" "[lounge music plays]" "Jeff!" "Jeff!" "Aw, stupid walkie-talkie!" "[feedback] [ominous music plays] [weakly] Jeff." "[chuckles] [whoosh!" "] Jeff:" "Abort!" "Sumo, abort!" "Clarence: [wheezing]" "Uh, Jeff, my darling..." "[inhales deeply]" " What are you doing?" " Jeff:" "Aah!" "Sumo:" "Jeff, I'm totally lost!" "Come get me!" "Clarence:" "Is that Sumo I hear?" "I want to go get Sumo, too." "[music continues]" "I want to play." "Sumo:" "Jeff!" "I don't know where I am!" "Dang it!" "Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!" "Clarence:" "What are you guys playing?" "Is it duck, duck, goose?" "I can ..." "I can be the goose." "Jeff:" "Ohh!" "Clarence: [chuckles]" "Quack, quack." "I'm a goose." "[music continues]" "Quack, quack." "I'm the goose." "Jeff: [gasps]" "Clarence:" "Quack, quack, Jeff." "Wait." "I want to play, too." "Jeff?" "Jeff?" "Sumo:" "Jeff!" "J-Jeff!" "Aw!" " Jeff:" "Sumo!" " Sumo:" "Jeff?" "You got to keep going!" "Clarence is after me!" " Come on!" "Move, Sumo!" " I can't!" "I'm stuck!" "Clarence: [wheezing] [singsong voice] # I see you #" "Ah-choo!" "[germs cheering]" "[laughs]" "All: # from sea to shining sea #" "Testing, testing." "[smacks lips] Hmm." " Sumo:" "Jeff, don't leave me!" " Jeff:" "Let me go!" "[both grunting]" "Clarence:" "Duck, duck, goose!" "Both:" "Aah!" "Ugh." " [groans] You need to help Clarence." " He's pretty sick. [both sneeze]" "All three of you look sick." "But, uh, you'll have to get in line." "[all coughing, groaning, sneezing]" "Thanks a lot, Clarence." "Now everyone's sick." " Clarence:" "Sorry." " Hey, everyone!" "[panting]" "You guys want to see the craziest thing?" "I'm gonna eat 600 scrambled eggs!" "[gulping]" "[PA feedback] Man:" "Attention, students." "School is cancelled for the rest of the week, due to a nasty egg virus." "Ah-choo." "[all cheering] [cheering continues] Yeah, Clarence!" "Yeah!" "You did it!" "[all chanting "Clarence"]" "[winded] Look at me, guys!" "Boy wonder..." "Belson..." "eats 600 scrambled eggs!" "Look!" "[gulping]" "Look at me, guys!" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0"