"Previously on Felicity..." "So Noel's just telling me about the animation project he and Felicity are doing." "Have you seen it, Ben?" "Yeah, I have." "It's great." "It's really great." "Why are you so angry?" "Because my mom made you admit that you have no plans, or because you have no plans?" "James, what are you doin' here?" "You called me." "Don't threaten me, OK?" "I've told you this." "Stop calling me!" "I don't wanna talk to you anymore." "I don't wanna see you anymore." "Goodbye!" "(gunshot)" "What happened?" "What happened?" "We lost him." "We chased him down Broadway." "Is anybody hurt?" "I don't know." "Molly!" "Molly, are you OK?" "It's my fault." "No, it's not your fault." "OK?" "This is not your fault." "I'm so sorry." "Listen." "Have you seen Ben anywhere?" "He's inside... (people shouting)" "Oh, my God." "Get an ambulance." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "(phone beeps)" "Hi." "Someone's been shot." "Uh, University of New York, Sprose Hall, ninth floor." "You're gonna need another ambulance." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Someone else has been shot!" "Just... oh, my God, are you OK?" "Sit down, sit down!" "What's your name?" "Avery." "Avery, my name's Ben, OK?" "You're gonna be all right." "You just keep lookin' at me and keep breathing, OK?" "(siren wailing)" "(dispatcher speaking on police radio)" "Please take me to a good hospital." "Don't you worry." "How's she look?" "So far, so good." "Hear that, Avery?" "He says you look good." "You're OK." "I just bought this dress." "Did you?" "It's a nice dress." "You look really nice." "Just keep talking to her." "Hey, what are you gonna do for winter break?" "I'm thinkin' I'm gonna go down to Florida and get a tan." "Do a little swimming', maybe even catch a fish." "Her hand's gettin' cold, man." "What's that mean?" "Just keep talkin' to her." "Yeah, not that I'm a good fisherman." "I'm terrible." "I'm awful." "You ever go fishing, Avery?" "(monitor flatlines) Avery?" "Avery!" "What's goin' on, man?" "She's in v-fib." "Move your hands!" "(flatlining continues)" "Clear." "(defibrillator zaps)" "(defibrillator charging)" "Clear!" "(defibrillator zaps)" "(flatline stays steady)" "♪ Can you become" "♪ Can you become" "♪ A new version of you♪" "♪ New wallpaper" "♪ New shoe leather" "♪ A new way home" "♪ I don't remember" "♪ New version of you" "♪ I need a new version of me" "♪ New version of you" "♪ I need a new version of me ♪" "She died in the ambulance." "She looked at me, and she died." "It just feels like a bad dream." "You hear about things like this happening all the time, but... not to you, not to people you care about." "You know, when a plane crashes, how you see people on the news who are supposed to be on that plane, but because of, like, horrific traffic on the way to the airport, didn't make the flight?" "Well, that's..." "that's what happened, except it wasn't..." "it wasn't traffic." "It was, um..." "it was my shoe." "Yeah, the laces were untied, so I bent down to tie 'em, and I guess the bullet whizzed right over me, and Avery was standin' behind me." "And then they used that thing on her heart." "They shocked her heart, and she came back." "(Sean) Wow, that's..." "that's really amazing." "It's more than amazing." "James is in prison now." "They found him an hour after the shooting." "He was hiding behind a dumpster." "I don't wanna go to Africa after what's happened." "Elena said I should." "She's adamant that she's gonna be just fine." "I was the lucky one." "I just got hit in the shoulder." "You know, no arteries or bones or anything." "It's a pretty important program, you know." "I'll be helping a lot of people." "So I'm heading out Friday." "I'm gonna go back to England for a while, you know." "I think it's the best thing to do right now." "♪ I feel all right..." "The world is-is too scary." "You know, can you believe people can just go out and get a gun like it was a piece of candy... instead of a piece?" "They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people." "But that's like saying," ""Butter knives don't spread butter on bread, people spread butter on bread."" "Well, you know, I mean, of course that's true, but that doesn't make it a smart thing to say." "Guns are, like, bad to have." "Like me, for instance, I have zero guns." "The only things that should have a pistil are flowers." "I wore that, um, sling for a few weeks." "I didn't think I'd ever be able to move my arm or ever feel safe again." "But that was..." "was three months ago." "(Sean) What are you doing about it?" "Well, what I'm doing now is I'm takin' a self-defense class." "And now, I could kick your ass." "Really?" "Oh, yeah." "Hyah!" "Elena, this has to stop." "Now, if I was a burglar, you would be dead right now." "Can you please get off of me?" "Not until you agree to take the class." "Elena, I will take the self-defense class when I have time." "The thing is, I have a very important deadline." "More important than defending yourself?" "Felicity, you have to take control!" "I was shot, and I felt helpless." "Now I feel like I can handle any situation." "Do you know how empowering this is?" "Yes, because you've told me a lot." "And, listen, I just have so much going on right now with work and with classes and Noel." "I mean, he's having this existential crisis." "Well, maybe he needs a good flipping over." "Yeah, maybe I should try that." "You can learn how today at 4: 00, Rutlick Hall." "Be there!" "OK, lock the door." "I will." "(phone rings)" "Yeah?" "Hey, Morrison called." "We have to get Pet Store done." "I don't really feel like workin'." "Look, I know you don't, but we have no choice, OK?" "I'm gonna come over later." "(knock on door)" "Fine." "(dial tone)" "Hi." "I'm looking for Ben." "Yeah?" "Does he live here?" "Depends how you define live." "Can I leave a message for Ben?" "Oh, uh, pen on the table." "Close the door." "If he calls, could you, um, let him know that Avery Swanson dropped by?" "Oh, my God." "What?" "Well, it's you." "You're her." "You're Avery." "I'm Avery." "You're the reason that I'm laying here." "Excuse me?" "The reason that I'm not OK." "Ever-Ever since that night," "I been-I been thinking about what happened." "I've been going over, over and over it." "Do you wanna-wanna sit down?" "Do you want a chair?" "No, I'm OK, thanks." "I can stand on my own again." "I kinda like to do it as much as I can." "OK, I have to ask you a question." "Since that night, does it all seem pointless to you?" "Random and arbitrary, you know, who lives or who dies?" "I mean, does life seem like one big, stupid cosmic whim?" "Actually, I had the exact opposite reaction." "That night reprioritized everything for me, gave me new purpose." "Really?" "Yeah." "What's the problem now?" "Dr. Swarsky, my Psych professor, just gave me my work-study assignment for the semester." "And you're not happy about it?" "I'm working with midgets." "They're called little people." "Kids." "You are now dating the teacher's assistant for the university elementary school." "Oh, yeah?" "And what's wrong with that?" "I can't work with kids." "I'm not a kid person." "I don't like 'em." "They're loud, and they smell weird." "Huh." "OK, so just don't do it." "I have to do it." "It's part of my lame-ass requirement." "You know what the problem is?" "You don't get it." "OK, so now I'm the problem?" "I can't go back to the playground." "I can't." "I get all clammy, and my palms sweat." "Kids suck!" "Hey, hey, hey." "Whoa, whoa." "Calm down." "Calm down." "Come on." "Take a deep breath." "(breathes deeply)" "Good." "Shake it out." "Come on." "Shake it out." "All right." "Now hop on one foot." "Sean..." "You're gonna be fine." "I bet you even have fun." "You think?" "Hey." "Hey." "(car chase on TV)" "Noel, what are you doing?" "Um, I'm eating Ding Dongs." "Taking solace in Ding Dongs." "OK." "No, no." "Yep." "You know what?" "Scoot over." "Oh, no." "(pops lips) Move." "OK, look at this." "I have this idea for these two new characters." "Two cats..." "George and Georgia." "They're brother and sister." "They've been in the same cage forever." "Then, all of a sudden, someone wants to come and buy Georgia." "George is obviously distraught..." "Until he realizes he has, like, 80 brothers and sisters, so what does it matter?" "Or a character who sits around all day and feels sorry for himself." "I'm not feeling sorry for myself." "Oh." "I can't be like you guys." "I thought at least Avery would understand." "Avery Swanson?" "Avery Swanson came by today." "What?" "Are you serious?" "She's back?" "Mm-hmm." "Was she OK?" "I mean, what'd she want?" "She was cuter than I remember." "She wanted Ben, so I sent her to Dean and Deluca." "Don't we have work to do?" "(children laughing, playing)" "Miss Rotundi, Miss Rotundi!" "What?" "Miss Rotundi, they're being mean to me." "So?" "Wait till junior high." "Megan, can I talk to you?" "Yes." "It's about your attire." "Oh, it's King's Dungeon on Greenwich." "Uh, the leather frightens the children and all of the faculty." "I know it's different in college, but you're a professional here, and we expect you to dress like one." "So you want me to wear my bra under my shirt?" "If it wouldn't be a bother." "Sure thing." "Yeah, I proved 'em wrong." "Yeah, you really did." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey." "This is Avery." "I know." "I just..." "I'm Felicity." "Oh, God, hi." "Thank you so much for the candles and blankets." "They were so lovely." "You're welcome." "God, that was the least I could do." "I really needed it." "The hospital was cold and gross." "Just sit down." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Avery was just talking about her physical therapy." "It just sounded terrible." "How's Elena?" "That's her name, right?" "She's fine." "She's back to normal, a little more than normal, actually." "What does that mean?" "The university teaches this class that's this self-defense course." "She's really into it and wants me to take it." "I was gonna take that class." "Oh, really?" "I was thinking about starting it this afternoon." "You're more than welcome to join me, if you want." "Yeah, sure." "Yeah, I'd like to." "You know what?" "I gotta get back to work." "Wait, wait." "I haven't, um, told you why I came." "Ahem." "I wanted to give you that." "Oh." "Thank you." "Oh, my God." "That's the best swimmer's watch they make." "You can time all your laps and stuff on there." "Your mom said you were a swimmer." "My mom?" "You talked to my mom?" "Yeah." "I wanted to get you something, and I didn't know where to begin, so..." "That's amazing." "That's unbelievable." "I also..." "I wanted to tell you, you saved my life that night." "No, I didn't." "You did." "You saved my life, and I want to repay you." "Thank you, but you don't have to buy me..." "I know I don't have to, but I insist, and I'm not taking "no" for an answer, so if there's anything that you want or you need, please tell me." "I was on my way to lab, and I turned a corner, and there he was." "Tracy was back, and he hadn't called me, and he wasn't alone." "I couldn't believe it." "(Felicity) So did you talk to him?" "I could barely breathe." "I didn't even know he was back." "I bet you he met her in Africa." "You gotta talk to him." "You know, not that it's my business, but Felicity's right." "It's probably not what you think." "(Russian accent) OK, next." "You." "The one talking." "And you in the halter top." "Oh, God." "OK, you both saw the basic choke-hold and take-down technique?" "Yeah." "Let's see you do it." "Halter, you take down Talker." "OK." "Are you sure you're OK to do this?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Uh, OK, I'm just gonna, you know..." "Hyah!" "Oh, my God, are you OK?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "(door slams)" "So it went well?" "The kids aren't so bad." "See?" "It's the teachers that suck." "What?" "You know, I show up there this morning, I'm ready to be all open-minded." "Whatever." "And this witch that works there, Ann Kring... she is the most uptight, repressed clean freak" "I have ever met in my entire life, so I figure I'm just gonna zone out, put on my headphones, blast some Ministry, I'm all good." "Guess why I came home." "'Cause you miss me?" "To change my clothes." "What?" "She sent me home to change my clothes!" "(both laugh)" "And the worst part is, these kids are gonna wind up being Robotrons just like her." "You wanna get her back, drive her nuts?" "Teach those kids witchcraft." "(knock on door)" "Who was that girl?" "What girl?" "The one I saw you put your arm around." "Oh, y-you mean Rose." "Rose?" "Yeah." "Is Rose the reason you came back a month early and didn't call me?" "Um, she was in Africa with her church group, and we were working in the same village." "Well, her, uh, her group was scheduled to leave three days ago, so I just opted to go with them." "Are you two goin' out?" "Yeah." "(doorbell buzzes)" "God." "Hey." "Hi." "I can't believe I flipped you." "I took one karate class years ago, that's it." "Please, don't..." "I'm fine." "Don't worry about it." "Do-Do you wanna come in?" "Yeah, just for a second." "I actually have a class, but I wanted to give you this." "Come on in." "You know, really, you don't have to get me anything." "No, I saw it, and I thought of you." "This is..." "it's really beautiful." "I don't need another top, especially one that costs more than rent." "No, it was nothing." "And it really matches your coloring." "You already got Ben a watch." "Does he like it?" "I couldn't tell." "Yeah." "No, he loves it." "It's just... it's a lot." "So how long have you guys been going out?" "Um, a year, but we've sort of known each other since high school." "'Cause you seem like you were made for each other." "I can't take this, really." "It's just too much." "OK, I'll make you a deal." "Next time in class, you flip me, and then I get a gift." "OK." "Uh, thank you for this." "You're welcome." "(Richard) She's a trustafundia." "She's a what?" "A trust-fund baby." "They all hang out together." "The Rockefellers, the Phipps, the Swansons." "Come on!" "So she's rich." "I don't care if she's rich." "What are you, a communist?" "No, I'm with Ben." "Money can't buy you anything important." "No one gave me this PlayStation 2." "Well, how rich is she really?" "You know how ambitious I am right now?" "I would be totally satisfied with my life if I were her dad's butler." "(Richard) Her dad's a banking magnate." "No, he owns a magazine." "Guys, he owns a publishing empire." "He was on 60 Minutes." "Ben, listen, if she's in the mood to give, here's what you gotta do... ask." "I don't care how rich she is." "I'm not asking her for anything." "(Ben) Oh, my God, you got courtside seats." "Mm-hmm." "My dad is friends with Dave Checketts." "Yeah." "He's the-the general manager of the Knicks." "That's right." "So come." "Um, Avery, I want to, I really do, but I didn't do anything." "They're right next to the bench." "Um..." "Oh, my God, it's for tonight?" "Uh..." "OK, yes, yes, I'd love to go." "Good." "Courtside seats." "I couldn't say no to courtside seats." "No, I'm not saying you should've." "I just think it's weird that someone would offer you tickets and then not let you decide who you wanted to bring." "Yeah, but you don't even like basketball." "No, I know." "But Sean does." "You could've taken Sean or Tracy or Noel or Richard." "Richard?" "What do you mean, Richard?" "I just thought she wanted to do something for you, not for you and her." "Do you wanna come?" "I mean, I'm sure she could get another ticket." "I'm sure she could." "Look, I can't tonight, anyway." "I have to do a Loser Pet Store with Noel." "It's just a basketball game." "That's all it is." "Yeah, I know." "Yeah, I'm actually feeling sort of sorry for her." "I mean, the only way she knows how to make friends is to buy them things." "I mean, it's kinda sad." "I mean, isn't it, don't you think?" "Yeah." "It's just a basketball game." "OK, so what does George do once he realizes he's about to lose Georgia?" "You know, that stuff'll kill you." "Something will." "It might as well be spray cheese." "(sprays the Cheez Whiz)" "What did Ben decide to do about Avery?" "He, uh, went to a Knicks game with her." "What?" "They were courtside seats." "He couldn't say no." "So just the two of them?" "Yeah, but don't say it like that." "Who cares?" "It's just a basketball game." "I don't think she's that cute." "OK." "She's not." "Is she?" "From a guy's point of view, for what it's worth, she isn't an ugly person." "So are you saying I should be worried?" "No." "Good morning." "I'm sorry." "I had to pick up some stuff." "Here's the great thing." "What?" "I finally figured out what I wanna do with my life." "What, the transvestite designer clothing?" "No!" "Teach." "What?" "Yes!" "I am really good at it." "You should've seen Leslie today." "She smiled!" "I didn't even know she had teeth." "I know!" "We were doing pooping and peeing spells on the little kids that were playing tetherball." "I kind of worked out some incantations for the kindergarten set." "Wait." "So you're actually teaching her witchcraft?" "Yeah." "That's how come I was late." "I was getting all these things for a spell kit I'm making her." "You know what?" "I was trying to cheer you up when I suggested witchcraft." "I was totally kidding." "It's just creative, you know?" "You should've seen Leslie on the playground." "She was, like, she had this newfound sense of self." "And the other kids were talking to her, which never happens." "You know what?" "Teaching..." "teaching kids... that's one thing, that's fantastic, but teaching kids how to become a sorcerer of the black arts, that's insane." "The one time I show an interest in any profession whatsoever, and you have to criticize." "Oh, here we go." "This is a big deal for me, Sean." "I have never wanted to do anything with my life that was even remotely legal, let alone worthwhile, and just because I'm not doing it the way you think I should, the point is, I'm doing it!" "You're right." "What?" "You're right!" "You're right." "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have said that." "I'm sorry. (sighs)" "You're gonna make a great teacher, and I really am..." "I'm glad that you... that you found something you like to do." "This is weird." "What?" "We had a fight, and we didn't break up." "Yeah, that's possible." "Wow." "Come on, let's eat." "(phone rings)" "Hello?" "Hey, it's me!" "Seats were unbelievable!" "I wish you'd been there!" "Yeah, me, too." "I'm glad it was fun, though." "Yeah!" "Anyway, look, this party's pretty great." "You should come." "I mean, Avery put you on the list, so, yeah, you should come." "Oh, really?" "Can you..." "Hang on one second, OK?" "You wanna go to a party?" "No." "Can Noel come, to?" "I said no." "What's that?" "Can Noel come to?" "Hold on a second!" "Hold on!" "(?" "rock music)" "Is it all right if Noel comes?" "Absolutely." "OK." "Yeah, it's fine." "Yeah, yeah, you should both come." "OK." "Where is it?" "(chattering)" "Hi." "Uh, we're on the list." "Felicity Porter, plus one." "That's me." "I'm "plus one." I have no identity of my own." "Nope." "Uh, can you check Covington, Ben?" "Or maybe Avery Swanson?" "Not here." "Sorry." "Now I'm Minus One." "Can you check one more time?" "I'm sure we're on the list." "You two wanna step back there, please?" "You're not on the list." "Ouch." "I bet you she did not put us on the list on purpose." "No." "See?" "Now you're being paranoid." "Am I?" "!" "Just calm down." "Relax." "All right?" "Let Leon take care of this." "You have any money on you?" "Samantha Cummings, Cecelia Dean, this is Ben Covington." "Hi." "Finally." "So, do you like the watch?" "Oh, yeah, I do." "It's, um, heavy." "Get used to it." "Avery's the most generous person alive." "Excuse me!" "Who bought me these earrings?" "Hey, can I borrow your phone?" "I just wanna call Felicity." "Yeah." "Thank you." "It was nice meetin' you guys." "(both) Bye." "So, who's Felicity?" "His girlfriend." "I'm not checking the list again." "No, that's just it." "I don't want you to check the list." "I want you to ask yourself one simple question." "Does the list matter?" "Yeah." "See, I can tell by the glazed look in your eyes that you're getting sick of me, or you're really hungry." "So either way, I'm, uh..." "Lemme get straight to the point here." "Um, look, man, there's only one list that matters, and that's the list that says who's goin' upstairs, you know?" "Not the VIP room upstairs, but upstairs." "Yeah." "You're kiddin', right?" "It's all I got, man." "Thank you." "(?" "rock music continues)" "Hey, you made it." "Hey, I just called you." "Guess you were on your way." "This place... check it out." "Yeah, I will." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Me?" "Yeah, sure." "You wanna dance?" "No." "I was kidding." "So what's up?" "Here's the thing." "My name wasn't on that list." "OK, or your name or Ben's." "And before you start telling me that you told them and they made a mistake or, you know, you just forgot," "I really don't like feeling insecure, OK?" "So I'd rather ask you this, deal with it and get past it." "Are you interested in my boyfriend?" "Yes." "Yes?" "I'm only telling you, admitting it, because I don't have a chance." "Ben is so obviously in love with you." "And you guys make a great couple." "But I died that night in the ambulance, and Ben was with me." "I know..." "His face was the first and last thing that I saw." "And in that moment, I felt... like I connected with him, like I saw into his soul." "All I know is, it's been months, and I can't stop thinking about him." "Look, I know that I'm a rich brat." "And one of these days," "I'm gonna learn I can't have everything I want." "I guess." "It took me a while, but what I realized is is Tracy needs to be in a relationship without sex." "And this girl Rose who he met... at church, they obviously have a lot in common, you know?" "He should be with a girl like Rose." "I mean, he and I..." "it was just too complicated." "And I'm OK with that." "(man) ?" "You say you're leavin'" "♪ That it's all right..." "Um, I want you to know that I've thought about-about it, and I'm cool with it, I mean, with Rose." "Elena, I didn't wanna hurt you." "I didn't know how to tell you." "I think you should be with her right now." "I mean, I don't know her, but the whole church thing... maybe she's a better match for you than I am at the moment." "At the moment?" "Well, I don't know if we ever would've figured that sex thing out." "I mean, eventually, it would've been the end of us." "(chuckles)" "Anyway, I I just want you to be happy, and if being with Rose makes you happy, then she's your answer." "Thank you." "♪ You say you're honest" "♪ If it soothes the show..." "You wanna eat somethin'?" "Yeah, sure." "It's on me." "Order whatever you want." "Get me a burger." "♪ So when did I just change into someone you can't stand♪" "♪ 'Cause I am the one you met" "♪ Way back when..." "I mean, I straight out asked her if she was interested in you, and she said yes." "No one says yes to that question." "You know what I think?" "I think she's an evil person." "I think she's unabashedly evil." "Felicity, it's not a normal situation, it's not." "The girl was shot." "OK, wait a second." "Come on." "How long is that gonna last?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, I get it." "She was shot." "She's a person." "She has to take responsibility for her actions." "What?" "Why are you smiling?" "'Cause I've never seen you actually hate somebody before." "I don't hate her." "Yes, you do!" "Yes, you do!" "I mean, and it's weird." "Your lips, they get all tight." "I'm just..." "who is this girl?" "We never would've even met her if it weren't for Molly, and then James shoots her, and then Molly's gone, and then, all of a sudden, Avery's everywhere." "And when I walked in, she was all over you!" "Oh, gimme a..." "Would you stop?" "All right?" "Stop!" "You don't have to worry about me, all right?" "I really don't wanna be with anybody else." "I wanna be with you." "I know." "I'm just... (sighs) Like that top she gave me." "I mean, I didn't want it, but she really wanted me to have it." "And then, all of a sudden, I'm wearing it." "And you didn't want anything from her, and then, all of a sudden, you're at this great basketball game with these courtside seats and this great watch she gave you." "Would you just stop?" "Come here, come here, come here." "Come here." "OK." "Forget about Avery." "OK?" "She wanted to say thank you, and now she did." "I wanna go back to being normal." "That's what I want." "All right?" "(laughs)" "I didn't like what she was touching." "I'm sure you didn't." "So is this OK?" "OK?" "Yeah." "It's OK." "I just didn't feel like the night was over, you know?" "I didn't..." "I didn't even want to go out tonight." "You know?" "I mean, I haven't had that much fun, though, in like... this is pathetic, in months." "(purrs) Ohh." "You're a good dancer." "Oh." "OK." "No, no, really." "You said you weren't a good dancer, but you are." "I gotta go get some tonic water." "Oh, I don't need water." "Right." "(bottle opens)" "Can I..." "Yes." "Yeah?" "(liquid pours)" "So here's to..." "closing the club." "That's weird, isn't it?" "Like, when they..." "when they turn the music off and they turn the lights on, you know?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "(giggles)" "Ah!" "Ahem." "Lightweight." "Mm-mmm." "It's just no tonic." "You guys have a great apartment." "Yeah." "It's rent-control." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Is Ben coming back tonight?" "Hmm." "Nah." "I think he's staying at Felicity's." "Ah..." "Yeah." "So... remember when I told you my life had all this new purpose?" "Yeah." "I don't feel that way anymore." "Well, why not?" "What happened?" "Mmm, I just feel like I had all these expectations about how my life was gonna be now, and I didn't live up to any of them." "So now I'm just kinda lost." "Yeah." "I mean, I know that feeling, 'cause I'm graduating in, like, eight weeks, you know, which isn't long, and so I know exactly what you're talkin' about." "I know how that..." "yeah." "Hmm..." "Hmm." "Yeah." "Wow." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "(moans)" "And this is rattlesnake root." "You use it when people are mean to you, and..." "You're supposed to burn it, but since you probably shouldn't be playing with matches, you can just hold it in your hand and say, "Shazam."" "Megan?" "Just two minutes." "The children say you're teaching Leslie witchcraft." "Shazam." "Excuse me?" "It's nothing." "What's in the box?" "That's rattlesnake poop." "Megan..." "She was kidding." "I'm reporting you." "To who?" "To the head of the Psychology Department." "Why?" "I think maybe you need an evaluation." "I hate her." "(Sean) What's wrong?" "I'm screwed." "I'm an idiot, and I'm screwed." "Why?" "What happened?" "That woman from the little brat school, she ordered a psychological evaluation, which means I'm gonna have to meet the school shrink, who's gonna label me a dangerous eccentric or something... stick it on my record." "That's what happened." "I'm screwed." "Will you turn the camera off?" "!" "I don't think he knows what he's talkin' about." "Uh... what's that?" "(Sean) This thing's unbelievable." "What're you gonna name her?" "What?" "You know what?" "Read the card." ""I know this is too much, but I couldn't resist." "Avery."" "(Sean) You know what?" "I'm in love?" "With who?" "Avery or the bike?" "Both." "You know how much this thing costs?" "This is stupid." "I can't believe she bought you a motorcycle." "She's crazy." "I'm not keeping it." "On the off chance you do keep her, you gotta name her." "A bike like this needs a name." "Can I suggest one?" "Mm-hmm." "Hellion." "It's what I called my car in high school." "What kind of car was it?" "She was a Celica." "Oh, yeah." "A Celica." "You can't name a Celica Hellion." "I cannot believe that girl." "(Sean) A station wagon..." "Celica?" "OK, um... so, hey, I figured it out." "George and Georgia, how he saves her." "They pretend that they're Siamese, like Siamese cats, like they can't come apart." "That's great." "I know, I know, I know." "Hey, wait a second." "The existential crisis, is that over now?" "No, I mean, it's not over." "I still think, you know, we're all gonna die, and the world is pointless, but it's funny, right, I mean, the Siamese thing?" "Actually, I do." "I like it." "Thanks, thanks." "Did you see the motorcycle?" "I mean..." "I know." "I mean, I was there when she called the guy." "She picked up the phone and she ordered it, like it was a pizza." "Wait." "When?" "Uh, when we came back here last night." "Avery was here last night?" "Yeah, yeah." "She and I, uh..." "You..." "you slept with Avery?" "Well, it just sort of happened." "(sighs) Oh, my God." "I know." "But when Avery wants something, she wants it." "Uhh, I was just checkin' it out." "Three simple moves..." "Turn, stepping forward into your attacker..." "Where's Elena?" "I don't know." "I haven't seen her." "Remember, stay on the offensive!" "I saw the bike." "Isn't it gorgeous?" "I couldn't resist." "Yeah, Ben's gonna return it." "No guy's gonna return a bike like that." "He's not keeping it." "(snickering)" "OK, you two, gossips, get up here." "I'm sure I can convince him." "I don't think you can." "Avery, you choke Felicity." "Trust me." "Heh." "Attack!" "(grunts)" "By the way, I returned the top." "They're gonna credit your account." "Yaah!" "I did it!" "Let me go." "I flipped Avery!" "Oh, my God, I wish you would've been there!" "Will you just let me go?" "What, you miss one class, you forget your headlock defense?" "It was so great." "It was just like you said." "It was so empowering." "What?" "Hey, what's wrong?" "What?" "He doesn't love me." "Tracy?" "What happened?" "He's-He's sleeping with her." "Are you kidding me?" "Yeah, all this time," "I thought the thing that was keeping us apart was the sex thing." "But that's not it." "It was me." "He just... he never loved me." "Elena, come here." "(sobbing)" "Yeah, I just..." "I don't wanna push her away." "I mean, she's been through a lot..." "Avery." "But, yeah, yeah." "I guess Felicity's right." "She's gone too far with everything, the motorcycle and stuff, so, yeah, I gotta go tell her to stop." "Do you like the bike?" "Yeah, it's great." "Um, I can't keep it." "Sure, you can." "It's yours." "Avery, I can't." "I can't." "Uh, I can't keep I can't keep this watch, either." "I want you to stop buying me things." "I know that you're just trying to be nice, and I know that you're just trying to say thank you." "I don't want this stuff." "OK?" "That night, in the ambulance what did you see?" "I saw you die." "When it was happening, did you hear anything?" "What do you mean, did I hear anything?" "I could hear you." "I was looking right at your face, and you weren't talking, but I could hear you." "It was like you were talking inside me." "And you said," ""Don't go, Avery."" ""Stay."" "Yeah, that's sort of what I was thinking." "Yeah." "And I heard you, and I stayed." "And when I opened my eyes, you were there." "And now I feel like I belong with you." "But you don't." "I mean, you know that you don't." "You know that I..." "you know that I have a girlfriend." "Yeah." "You know what?" "You can take back the watch, and you can take back the bike." "They're just things." "I think what matters... ah... is what we went through that night and what I feel right now." "I've never felt this way before, Ben." "And I don't think you have, either."