"Hey!" "What's this?" "One of Bluto's tricks?" "I'm in the wrong movie!" "Sweet, Sweethaven" "God must love us" "We, the people" "Of Sweethaven" "Hooray, hooray, Sweethaven" "Flags are waving" "Who is it?" "!" "We, the people from the sea" "Safe from democracy" "Sweeter than a melon tree" "Put here for you and me" "Sweethaven" "Sweet, Sweethaven" "God must love us" "We, the people" "Of Sweethaven" "God must have landed here" "Why else would He strand us here" "Where the air is nice and clear?" "Sweethaven even sounds so near to heaven" "God will always bless" "Sweethaven" "God will always bless" "Sweethaven" "God will always bless" "Sweethaven" " You just dock?" " I has." "That'll be 25 cents docking tax." " What for?" " Where's your sea craft?" "It ain't no sea craft." "It's me dinghy, and it's under the wharf." " This your goods?" " They is." "Yeah?" "You're new in town, right?" "You call this a town?" "Yeah." "First of all, there's 1 7 cents new-in-town tax, 45 cents rowboat-under-the-wharf tax and one dollar leaving-junk- lying-around-the-wharf tax." "So all together, you owe the Commodore $1 .87." "Who's this Commodore?" "Is that a question?" "There's a nickel question tax." "Forget it." "I see what you're up to." "Here we go." "Exact change, please." "I'm an exact-change tax man." "Oh, are you?" "Here's a dollar." "Here's a franc." "Peso." "Here's a guilder." "Oh, sorry I'm..." "Oh, yeah." " There's a dime." "One quarter." " Kids!" "Curiosity tax!" "Hey!" "Hey, I paid me tax." "Oh, tax this, tax that!" "I ain't mad, though." "I'm just disgustipated." "If you pays your taxes, you should get a servix." "Yeah." " I got it." " I got it." " No, I got it." " I got it." " I got it." " I got it." "Don't worry, I got it." "Blow me down." "Looks like me old pipe." "Wonder what it's doin' here." "What a coinkidence." " I got it." " No, I don't got it." "I don't got it." "Hey!" " You got it now?" " I got it." "Look." "You've got so much to bear, ma'am." "Can I...?" "Blow me down!" "Here he comes!" "Here he comes!" "There's a stranger in town." "I don't believe that." "Here he comes." "Here he comes." "It's a stranger in town." "Oh, maybe, ma'am, maybe you'd like to..." "Blow me down." "Got my number, but no one's lookin' it up." " Good day." " Good day." " I hate you to pieces!" " Kind of a greasy good day, but..." " A bunch of carrots." " Phooey on carrots!" "Take spinach!" "If I want spinach, I'll ask ya for spinach!" "Sir!" "Why he didn't say so?" "For you?" "It's a dollar." " How much is broccoli?" " Nickel, maybe dime." " Spinach?" " Dime, maybe quarter." " How come carroks is a dollar?" " $1 .50." "Buy what I don't feel like selling, it costs $2.00." "I see what you're up to here." "All right." "Here ya go." "Hey, deadbeat." "No." "This is a nickel!" "I pays what I feels like payin'!" "Blow me down" "Blow me down" "That's it!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, buddy." "Can dish it out, ya can..." "Are you the piano tuner or the man with the party favours?" " Ya got a room for renk?" " What?" "For what?" "Renk!" "Renk!" "Your sign says you got a room for renk!" "Oh, my stars and gardens!" "My mind was a million miles away!" "Come in before you catch your death of mud." "Mud." ""Oyls"." "Well, that explains it." "She's down a quart." "Oh, come on." "There we go." "I'll get that for you." "Sorry, Mother, but it's ugly." "I ask you, have you ever seen anything so ugly?" "I won't be engaged in this hat." "I heard that." "Don't think I didn't hear that." "She owes me an apology." "Ugly!" "There's nothing left to say." "What do you think?" "I think it's up to you, dear." "Well, what do you think?" "Ugly." "I think it's a conspiracy." "Why manufacture deliberate ugliness unless they wanted me to look ugly?" "If we find that out, we find out everything." "There's a stranger in..." "I can't get engaged." "You'll have to tell Bluto." "I can't." "We have to cancel the party tomorrow." "It's not my fault that it's so ugly." "You're listening in on a conversation between me and my mother?" "I have a good mind to have my father call a policeman." "Olive, will you show Mr...?" "Mr...?" " Popeye, ma'am." " Mr Eye the spare room." " Just Popeye, ma'am." " Go upstairs, Mr Eye." " Olive will show you the room." " Yeah." "Thanks." "Why do I have to do anything the day before my party when nothing's ready?" "Especially me." "And what kind of name is that anyway?" "Popeye." "Pretty strange." "Well, what kind of name is Olive Oyl?" "Sounds like some kind of lubricants." "Thank you very much, ma'am." " Don't look in that room." "That's mine." " Meant no disrespect there." " Ugly, huh?" "You owe me an apology." " What?" "Wonder who shoved a feather in his ear." " What'd you say?" " Sure is nice weather you have here." "Is your name really Olives?" " So what?" " Olives Oyl?" "You don't look Greek to me." "You're short." "Or you're just passing yourself off as short." " Can I see me room now?" " Oh, as if I cared." "Let me give you a hand there." "I think maybe it needs a little oil." "Nice-looking room." "Never seen a room done in early demolishkin before, but this'll do for me." "Careful how you treat that bed!" " Nothing goes on this bed!" " Sorry, ma'am, it's..." "Watch that lamp!" "Let me..." "Let me give you some assistance here." "Give me your hand." "There, that's it." "There we are." "There we go." "Oh, that..." "Oh, boy, it's hot in here." "I still respect ya." "Me bad eye." "I didn't see nothin'." "Thanks for your help." " Good night." " How do you do?" "We don't have a cat." ""Eau de toilette"." "Yeah." "Eau de toilette." "Yeah." "Gold's up 20 cents." "Two dollars an ounce." " Out of my kitchen, Mr Wimpy." " I knew it!" "I could've made a fortune on fillings if Bluto let me go directly to the Commodore." " He's so jealous of me, Bluto." " Well, who wouldn't be?" "Me?" "I'm not jealous of Castor!" "He's my son." "A man jealous of his own son." " You owe me an apology." " I didn't mean you." "He never lets me go to the Commodore." "The Commodore is a paragon of sagacity." " If ever I can put in a good word..." " Shut up is the word!" "Pass is another word." "Wimpy, he don't pass." "He should be killed to death." "I don't look as good as I smell, but it's too late now." "Better go." " Oh, Mr Eye." "Have you met...?" " Popeye, ma'am." "Pop." "Mr Wimpy, my son, Castor, Mr Geezil, my husband, Cole." "We're all one big, happy family here." "Although, not really, I mean..." " Mr Geezil and Mr Wimpy are..." " Me, I'm family." " Well, you're my husband." " You owe me an apology." "Could've made a fortune in fish futures." "But I have to dip into capital." " Fish futures smell." " Thank you." "What kind of glass do you want, Olive?" "A wine glass or a brandy glass?" " Or a water glass?" " Not a thing, I don't want a thing." " Appetising." " I want a fork." "Beside your plate." "If it was a knife, it would cut ya." " And a knife!" " Will you sit down, Mr Eye, please?" " Pass the fish, please." " Yeah." "Fish, excellent idea." "Miss Oyl, I would suggest before matrimony, fish." "Fish before matrimony." " What?" " Pass shrimp, chicken and meatballs." "Well, I don't know." "Captain Bluto has the patience of Job." "Or is it Job?" "Certainly got a very good job." "Job." "And he needs a lot of patience." "He runs this town for the Commodore, while he's away." "And the Commodore is always away." "I've never seen him." " Oh, this knife won't cut." " Here, take mine." "Not since I was a child have we had a sharp knife." "You owe me an apology." "You don't like our knives," "Bluto's rich, he can buy you knives." "I hate this table, it's ugly." "I'm the only one with nerve to tell the truth." "Why don't you let Bluto, the pushover, buy you a new table?" " Am I right?" " Right." " I'm right, right?" " Right." "Nothing left?" "Oh, Bluto, Bluto, Bluto." "Everyone takes advantage of my poor Bluto." "Get a new glass, a new knife, now they want a table." "Well!" "That's why I always break off our engagement." "To stop you from taking advantage of the sweetest, most humble man on this earth." "You make me sick!" "It's 9.00!" "Curfew!" "Lights out!" "Poppa." "Pretty soon you and me are gonna be together again, huh?" "Yeah." "Thirty years ain't that long." "And besides, next Wednesday is our annualversity." "Yeah, yeah." "Stay alive." "That's all I'm akskin' ya." "Good night, Poppa." "Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep..." "Everything is food, food, food" "Everything is food to go" "Everything is food for thought" "Everything you knead is dough" "It is food" "Everything is food" "Everything is meat, meat, meat" "Careful what you put on your feet" "Once it lived on an animule" "Now it walks along with you" "It could be food" "Everything is food" "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" "He would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" "Everything is chow, chow, chow" "Everything is food to go now" "Everything is fast food chains" "From your lemon to your sugar cane" "It is food" "Everything is food" " Did you order a hamburger?" " Yeah." " That's what I got." " No." "I beg to disagree." "Rough House, a genuine hamburger for him." "I'm buying." " Thanks." " Who's payin'?" "I'm buying, he's paying." "Nickel hamburger tax." "I'd refuse to pay." "A shocking abuse of power." "Rough House!" "Food, food, food" "Everything is food" "One hamburger, chiseler's tax." "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" "He would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" "Everything is upside down" "Everything is sunny-side up" "It's ubiquitous, enigmatic" "And they can't trick us with no hot dogmatic" "It's food, food, food" "Everything is food" "Hey, hey, hey." "La Verne!" "La Verne!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Gee, I really need someone to kinda talk to." "I thought everybody in town might be deef." "Huh, what's that?" "Ye know, the gisk of why I'm here is that I'm lookin' for me pap." " Your pap?" " Yeah." "I've searched the seven seas, and I haven't found him yet." "I was only two years old, me own pap left me." "I was just a mere infink." "Me own pap." "Pipe down, will ya?" " Fry two!" " Burn two!" "Me own pap ditches me!" "I'm a tolerant man, except when it comes to holding' a grudge." "I never thought I'd forgive me paps, but about seven years ago," "I ships out on this boat, The Gloomy Gus." "We're off the coast of Guam." "We breaks up in this typhoon." "I'm stuck on this raft for 45 days without food or waters." "But after all this time on this raft, this visikatation comes to me." "Looks just like me mudder, rest her soul." "And it says, "Your pap is still alive."" "Excuse me." "When I was finally rescued," "I figured out that I gotta forgive me paps, ya know?" "Ya see, I'm only afeared that he might be dead and never realise what a fine figure of an orphink I turned out to be." "You sure got a nice-lookin' face there, one-eye." "One-eye." "I've seen better arms on a baboon." "You're a slimy-lookin' shrimp." "You wanna know why you're so lonsicome, take a look in that mirror." "Ya know, if it's one thing I got, it's a sensk of humour." "Where did ya get that pronunskiation?" "Yeah!" "Got an olive caught in your throat?" "Well, I'll get back to ya." "Pappy!" "His da-da. "No, I want my da-da."" "Hey, if I were your daddy, I'd ship out too!" "You're too dumb-looking to leave on a doorstep!" "Hey, hey, runt!" "I'll bet your pappy is as ugly as you are." "Another thing I got..." "is a sensk of humilagration." "Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm asking you for an apoligiky." "Hey, Butch." "Why don't you give daddy's boy an apology?" "With pleasure, Spike." "The little one-eyed rat wants an apology." "Well, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies." "You got it." "You apologise?" " Apologise!" " For what?" " This is a smorgasbord of violence." " That's everybody." "Everybody's apologised." " Yeah, everybody's really sorry." " Oh, everybody's really, really sorry." "Now it's your turn to be sorry." "I'm sorry I have to do this, but enough is enough!" "Hey." "Come on, come on." "Sorry." "Thanks!" "Anyone else want an apoligiky?" "All in a day's fun, eh?" "I dare ya!" "Anybody home?" "There ya go." "Sorry 'bout that." "No, keep the change." "Very nice party." "I can't help but feel sad, though." " Chico." " This is a sad day for me." "Chico, hand these things out." "It's one of the saddest days of my life." "Yep." "Disaluskioned." "Look at that." "Me dress blues." "That's Castor's favourite colour." "Oh, phooey." "We're just waiting for Bluto." "I can't tell ya how happy this makes me to attend Misk Oyl's parties." "Nice-lookin' furs there." "Oh, yeah, I don't know when I've had this much fun and still been consciousk." "Well, I'll be on me way." " Not really as nice as ours." " But he's so big." "Well, give and give, and you shall receive." " Olive, look!" " Ugly." "Bluto's ugly, all right." "The hat's ugly." "Bluto's distinguished." "He's distinguished, all right." "Distinguishingly ugly." "I mean..." "Good evening, Captain Bluto." "I mean..." "He's tall" "Good-lookin'" "And he's large" "He's large" "Large" "Tall" "Large" "And he's mine" "Not a mandolin" "Oh, no" "He's an accordion" "I have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm" "Sounds like Bluto." " It's Bluto." " Bluto." " At your service, sir." " There's a good picture in the paper." "Got a present for you at the pawn shop." "Anytime you want me to come by and clean up your boat." "Mother." "He's got money" "And respect" "That's true" "He's better than the rest" "That's true" "He may not be the best" "But he's large" "She loves me." "Of course she does." "She don't love me." "No, no." "Oh, no." "She'll marry me!" "It may seem funny" "But it's not" "Oh, no" "I'm thankful for what I've got" "Me too" "It may not be a lot" "But he's large" "She won't!" "She will!" "She..." "Faulty flower, Captain Bluto." " Mrs..." " Mrs Oyl?" "Olive's..." "Olive's what?" "Olive's getting ready." "Good." "Now, where were we?" "Oh, she won't marry you." "She..." "She will!" "Oh, my gosh!" " Son-in-law." " Here, eat those." "Yeah, yeah." "No place to go." "Can't go to no party without an invite." "Whoa, Miss Oyl." "I..." " You scared the wits out of me." " Almost knocked 'em out of ya." "What right do you have to lurk in the dark" " and scare the wits out of a person?" " I wasn't." "I was just kinda..." "Well, how's your party going, Miss Oyl?" " That's a dumb question." " Yeah." "Where do you think I'm headed right this minute?" "That way." "Outta town." "I am not headed out of town!" "Don't you see which direction I'm facing?" "Now you're facing southwest." "Place your bets." " Ya need some help with your bags?" " No." "I didn't touch ya." "I didn't mean to hurt ya." " Thank you." " Oh, ya do." " No, that's the wrong way!" " What kind of...?" "No, that's the wrong way!" "I wanna go..." " That way." " That'll be 50 cents, impersonating-a-traffic-cop tax." "What?" "I'm sorry, Miss Oyl." "Didn't recognise you from the back." "It won't happen again." "How come Miss Oyl don't pay no taxes?" "That's ten cents, question tax." "But I'll let ya off this time, since you're with Miss Oyl." "Good night, Miss Oyl." "How come being with Miss Oyl means I don't have to pay no... taxes?" "Well, I don't know what you're talking about." "Oh, this way." "You think everyone pays taxes but me and my family, don't you?" " You couldn't be more wrong." " Why am I in the right?" "I'm engaged to Bluto, who runs the town for the Commodore, so we get favours." "Well, it's a lie." "Here's a nice cup of tea for you, Captain Bluto, while you're waiting." " Where's Olive?" " Olive?" "Bluto's kind, generous and likes to do things for his loved ones." "And you want me to hurt his feelings." "Well, phooey on you." "You don't even care enough about me or my family to be at my engagement party." "And what are you doing here in Sweethaven, anyway?" "I'm looking for me pap." "Yeah." "Well, if that's true, then where is he?" "Well, yeah." "Got me there." "I don't really know." "I..." "I got this sensk that he's here, though, you know?" "Oh, well, all right, I'll wait." "Anyway, there are too many guests as it is." "Half of them I hate." "One thing I remember about me pap was he always used to throw me up in the air." "He'd never be there when I'd come down." "I remember that time he gave me an electric eel as a toy." "Yeah, that was fun." "Or he'd rock me in my cradle real hard, and I'd lose me formula." "And then he'd say, "One day you'll be a sailor."" "I guess that's..." "that's what I am today, yes." "Sometimes he'd bounce me on his knee." "Most the time he'd miss." "Oh, cos he couldn't see too well with one eye." "Oh, me pap, yeah." "Well, I'm not waiting any longer." "Oh, sorry, Miss Oyl." "I was philoskophising..." "Oh, yeah, all that time waitin'." "I was a waiter once." " What are you doing with that basket?" " Well, I'm..." "I'm carryin' it." " It's your basket." " My basket was beautiful, and this basket's ugly." " Rattlesnake!" "Rattlesnake!" " We should have dinner first." "I know how that feels, but..." "Rattlesnake?" "Where is it, Miss Oyl, where is it?" "Don't worry." "I've handled those varmints before!" "I'll rattle that snake till it's a pair of shoes." "I'll rattle him upside down." " I'll get to him." " Rattlesnake!" "Blow me down." "Here's your snake." "There ya go." "What do ya got here?" ""To the one-eyed sailor." Oh, that must be me." "Wait a minute, hold on there." "Watch out, I don't want to hurt you." "Hi." "I'll read this and bring it right back to ya." "Here we go." "Oh, I ain't that ugly." "It's all right." "It's OK." "I am, I am, I am." "I'm all right!" "Hey, it's OK." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're together in this." "All right." ""I must trust someone with me baby."" "You're a baby, it says here, right there." ""I must trust someone with me baby until I frees meself of certain finanscal obligations."" "Yeah. "Which will take 25 years or so." "At which time I shall reclaims him." "In the meantime, love him as only a mudder could." "Signed, a mudder."" "Ya want the note." "OK, take it back." "Oh, I loves ya more than you'll ever know." "Where's my Olive?" "!" "This is Olive's fault." "Look out!" "Olive!" "Look at this." "I came looking for me pap, and now I'm a mudder." " Bye, Olive." " Bye, Olive." "He's so cute." "Little baby, little baby." "Olive, I thoroughly engaged your enjoyment party." "And I mean, I..." "Steady as ya go." "Ya got another two to go there." "Oh, I'm not going to drop him." "Little baby." "When you throw a party, you throw a party, don't ya?" "For the last time, where's Olive?" "Oh, yeah." "Women and infinks first, here ya go." "I'll get back to ya, I will." "A little something to remember me by." "Good luck." "There's a logical explanashkin for thisk." "I'd make the same mistake meself." "Yeah, I knows what you're thinkinsk." "Oh, look at the birdies." "All right, I'll fight all eight of ya." "OK, shorty, the Oyls are gonna be double taxed." "What the...?" "Triple taxed!" "Pay me bills..." "Quadruple taxed!" "Oh, look at that." "Goin' down." "Surtaxed!" "Am I goin' around, or is it the world?" " What a lovely shade of blurred." " Exercise taxed." "Overtaxed." "Multiplacatin' now." "Bonsai!" "Don't thinks I blames ya, cos I don't." "Nope." "Whereas you are in arrears on your bathtub tax, and whereas there is no bathtub." "Whereas you are in arrears on your refrigerator tax, and whereas there is no refrigerator." "Whereas you are in arrears on your Victrola tax, whereas there is no Victrola." "Whereas you are in arrears on your household-maintenance tax, and whereas there is no house or household or maintenance." "By the order vested in me by Captain Bluto on behalf of the Commodore..." "Phooey, the Commodore." "Next to Wimpy I hate him best." "This is extremely grave news." "Please pay attention." "The sum of twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars and twelve cents." "Cole!" "Stop reading!" "Plus one sunflower, embarrassing-the-tax-man tax." "Phooey!" "And double phooey!" "Avast there, avast." " Watch it!" "You'll hurt her." " A lot you know." "Her is a him." "See it likes to smoke." "So, you just a landlubber, ain't ya?" " Oh, yeah, well, I'm a woman." " Oh, yeah, well, I am a mudder." "Come here." "Oh, yeah?" "See, he wants me." "He wants me there." "You must have an IQ of about half a million, don't ya?" "Oh, yeah." "None of that baby talk around me son." "Me son's gonna be a man infink, not a baby infink." "Come to poppa, me little Swee'pea." "Oh, yeah!" "You're my little Swee'pea" "Swee'pea?" "You're bats!" "Oh, yeah?" "I found him in Sweethaven, that is why he's me Swee'pea." "I am calling him Swee'pea, and that is his name." "Well, Swee'pea is about the worst name I ever heard on a baby." "Well, what do ya want me to call him, Baby Oyl?" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, please." "What could happen to me?" "Well, I could get killed." "It'd be worth getting killed to help Mom and Pop." "What if I won?" "I'm fast and foxy." "He could have a heart attack." "Citizens of Sweethaven!" "Which martyr in our midst will be the first to attempt to last one scandalous round with that ugliest of plug-uglies, that unworthiest of unworthies," " pejorative of pugilism!" " Popcorn!" " Get your hot stuff." " Oxblood Oxheart!" "Oh, now look at that." "Isn't that...?" "Wait a minute." "There's Castor." "Castor!" "Oh, it's Castor!" " Make a man outta yourself." " Mom, Pop, I'm gonna fight him." "Oh, don't hurt my baby!" "Get out!" "Get my baby out of there!" "Don't touch his feet!" "He's gotta dance with those feet." " Olive, do something." " Are you a nut?" "Olive, get in there and get your brother out of this." "I can't stand much more of this." "Where are my pills?" "Geezil!" "Get him outta of there, Geezil!" "Gentlemen, you know the rules." "There are no rules." "This is a fight to the finish." "The first man who is dead loses." "Good luck to both of you." " Did you see what he was doing?" " Good luck to you." "I hate you to pieces!" "All right, come over here." "Castor!" "Castor, get out of there!" "Go for him right away, son." "Castor!" "Give him Oyl, Cas, give him Oyl!" " That was a dirty punch!" " One, two, three, four," " five, six, seven, eight." " Get up!" " Come on!" " Up!" " Sting that whale!" " Don't make him mad, Castor!" "Hi, I'm Castor." "Ya bum!" "You're a bum!" "I'll teaches ya how to fight fair." " He's not a person." " One, two," " three, four..." " Hello, hello, very good fight." " ...five..." " I got ya number, you palookas!" "You want to get taught how to fight?" "I got your number, you beached whale!" " Popeye!" " Watch out now, Mr Oxmeat." "Oh, my poor, little baby!" "What about Swee'pea?" "You're gonna be kissin' canvas real soon!" "Poor, little, fatherless baby." "Oh, you'll be murdered." "Gentlemen, you both know the rules." "This is to be a fight to the finish." "Touch gloves and come out fighting!" "What are you afraid of, I got magnet in there or somethin'?" " Come on." " Dirty." "That was dirty." " Birdies, that's what you'll see." " Be right back, Mom." "I know you will, sonny." "Here we go." "What we think was before happening, on winning your money..." "Give him a karate punch." "Uppercut!" "Very good!" "Yes, that's right." "He got ya that time." "Don't you dare!" " Your mudder's here?" " So what?" " You bet I am." " I'm a mudder meself." "That's his mudder!" "I can't bust..." "See?" "His mother's been distracting you." "Not be doing that!" "It's against morality." "You don't bust him, he kill you!" "Right?" "Listen." "Dancing, dancing, dancing." " Dancing, dancing..." " Dancing, dancing, dancing." " Be careful." " Come on, sailor, fight!" "Easy, easy." "Watch what you're doing." "Be careful." "Be careful!" "I gotta ask ya to get ya mudder outta the ring." " The bucket." " Watch out, behind." "She's got a bucket!" "Mommy, I'm sorry." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Where do I send the flowers?" "Come on!" " That's one." " Hit him on the right!" "That's two." "And three for me!" "What is that glop you're eating?" "It's a soup burger." "These are difficult times." "Burgers can't be choosers." "Phooey!" "Work is what is making the heart go stronger." "Come." "Bye, Mom." "Worry, worry, worry." "Well, after taxes it don't come to too much." "Oh, the main thing is that you're all right." "Yeah." "Well, were you worried that I might've gotten killed or somethin'?" "Oh, Popeye, don't be silly." "I knew." "Oh, yeah, you didn't have no confidinks." " Oh, I did too." " Yeah." "I did too!" "After I asked Swee'pea." "Oh, yeah." "That's rich." "You're gone now." "You're really a dizzy dame." " Oh, I asked Swee'pea, and he told me." " Consulting an infink." "What's this here?" "See?" "I asked Swee'pea, "Swee'pea, will Popeye be killed?"" "No?" "So then I asked," ""Swee'pea, will Popeye be seriously maimed?"" "What?" "You mean he'll win?" "That... that's a neat trick, there." "Me infink is a psychic, a prophicks." " That kid's a regular forecaster." " Told you so." "Remind me to ask him about gold futures." "I'm more interested in talking to him about immediate futures." "Popeye?" "He's an adorable little fellow." "And he's a psychics too." "But he looks a little peaked to me." "He needs some air." "Air?" "That's all we have here is air!" "With your permission, Popeye, I'll take him for a walk." "Well, why not?" "I mean, you're like his uncle." "You're his Uncle Wimp." " Yeah, that's it." "There ya go." " Come along." "Don't forget his little hat." "He's going out in uniform." " Of course." "Thank you." " There ya go." "Ain't that something?" "Taking him for a walk." "Wait a minute." "You trying to pull a fast one?" "He can't walks yet." " I'll carry him." " In that case, it's all right then." "As long as you don't take him for a drag." " I want to carry him for a walk." " Leave them be there." "His Uncle Wimp's going with Swee'pea." "Oh, yeah, Wimpy can take him, but I can't?" "Well... who said ya can't?" "You said I can't." " That was before." " Before what?" "Well before I..." "I knew you was worried about me." "You mean, now I can carry him, just because I was worried about you?" "Yes." "Yes." " Phooey." " Phooey?" "You says phooey to me?" "I said phooey, and I mean phooey." "Phooey!" "She said phooey to me." "She said... phooey to me." "Now, we have Lickity Split, number one." "Number three, Sand Crab." "How about six?" "Trustworthy." "Wimps is trustworthy." "Don't trust him as far as I can throw him." " I couldn't lift 'im." " I don't see him." "Maybe they went to the Rough House." "Wimpy's barred from the Rough House." "Right!" "My stars... and horses!" " Derby Day!" "That rat, Wimpy!" " What's this got to do with Swee'pea?" " They've gone to the races." " A baby at the horse races." " Where is these races?" " Come on." "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "On the outside, Cat's Pyjamas is making a move." "Cat's Pyjamas, makin' the move." "Up on the outside." "Still in front is Warped Values." "Coming into the final stretch, Cat's Pyjamas..." "The winner is..." "Cat's Pyjamas." "We've done it!" "Oh, that Wimps, abducticatin' me Swee'pea there." "Oh, a racetrack ain't no nurskery." "Oh, oh, patience, patience." " Gotta remain calm." " That's it!" "Look, you like Stars and Garters?" "No." "Number two." "Ed." "Ed?" "That's a horse name." "All right." "Number six, Holy Moley." "You like Holy Moley?" "Holy Moley?" "Holy Moley." "That's it, Holy Moley." "We can't lose." "Everything on Holy Moley." "And they're off." "Stars and Garters, way out in front, followed by..." "Lickety-Split, way out in front, followed by Sand Crab." "Stars and Garters is trailing behind." " Holy Moley's making a move." " Come on!" "Holy Moley..." "Oh, look!" "Hooray!" "We've done it!" "What is this?" "A house of ill repukes?" "Who'd bring me infink to this den of immoraliky?" "Don't touch nothing, you might get a venerable disease." "Is that a bankroll you got in your pocket, handsome?" " Have to gird me loins up for this one." " Read your paper, Cole." "Ya know, if Mom caught me in here, she'd kill me." "There's Mom." "Where is that Wimpy?" " What are you doing here?" " I've been behind you all the time." " A hundred and ten, $1 20." " There he is." "I'm disgustipated wit you." "May I borrow the infink for a moment?" "Just a moment." "I don't want you to see what will happen." "I ought to bust ya right in the mush!" "It'll be quick." " Yeah, what is this?" " It's a 1 20 simoleons." "You won 1 20 simoleons?" " Know how many hamburgers that is?" " Disgraceful!" "How many races?" "Two races." "Let me see that racing form." "Oh, maybe we could..." " Oh, Swee'pea." " Wait!" "No!" "No child of mine is growin' up to be a racing tout." " Come on, me little infink." " Wait." "It's me duty as a mudder, to take ya outta here." " Duck your head." " Cold Comfort?" "What are ya doin'?" "No child of mine will be exploitacated for ill-gotten gains." "Not ill-gotten." "It's good-gotten gains." "It will clothe, feed and save us." " Wrong is wrong, even if it helps you." " Horses are at the gate." "Family is more important than dumb morality." "Look, he's got something in his eye." " Let me see." " I know how that feels." " There ya go." " Oh, yeah." "Oh, Figgy's Wish," "Keep-a-Goin', Lady Lutha," "Sucking Lemons..." "Sucking Lemons!" "What am I?" "Some kind of barnacle on the dinghy of life?" "Oh, make it count." "Oh, I ain't no doctor, but I knows I'm losing me patience." " 1 20 on Sucking Lemons." " The race is gonna start." "What am I?" "Some kind of judge or lawyers?" "Maybe not!" "But I know what law suitsk me." "Careful there." "Don't ruffle me feathers." "What am I?" "I ain't no physikist, but I knows what matters." "What am I?" "I'm Popeye, the sailor." "I am what I am What I am, what I am" "What I am, and that's all that I am Cos I am what I am" "Ya got it?" "I think so, yeah." "And I got a lot a muskie And I only got one eye" "And I never hurt nobodys And I never tell a lie" "From me top to me bottom From me bottom to me top" "That's the way it is till the day that I drop" "What am I?" "I am what I am!" " One of these days..." " Oh, here he comes." "I am what I am, what I am What I am, what I am" " Come on!" "Get up there!" " I wondered about meself." "To be or not to be!" "Who's askin'?" "I can open up an ocean I can take a lot of sail" "I can lose a lot of water But I'll never have to bail" "Off the coast of Madagascar grabbed a whale by the tail" "What am I?" "What am I?" "I am what I am!" "I'm Popeye the sailor" "I'm Popeye the sailor" "I'm Popeye the sailor" "I am what I am and that's all that I am" "I am what I am What I am, what I am" "I'm Popeye the sailor man" "Don't fail me now" "I am what I am and that's all that I am" "I'm Popeye the sailor man" "Me?" "Give me that money!" "Please!" "I'll give you the money..." "Give me the money!" "Give me that money!" "I'm sorry, Mrs Oyl." "But it's a parenk's dutit to proteck the adopticated son from child abusk." "Oh, but think of Olive." "You can't take the poor baby away from Olive." "Moraliky ain't bilge, Mrs Oyl." "Me mind is set, and when me mind is set, I don't thinks of nothing." " Sure about that?" " Yeah, I think so." " My stars!" " Swee'pea, one day you'll forgive me." "Maybe we owe him an apology." "We'll find another place to plant ourselves." "Yeah." "Me." "I already checked you up here." "Yeah, you all right?" "This ain't bad." "It ain't the Ritz, but at least you get a little woom service here." "It ain't no palashkal mansion, but we got something." "Best I ever saw." "It's got your blankets here." "Yeah, here we go, got your blankets." "Here we go." " You moved out of the Oyl's?" " None of your business!" " $4.25 moving-out tax." " Gnats to you and gnats to your taxes!" " Moved in here?" " What's it look like?" " $5.25 moving-in tax." " Double gnats." " Where's this baby come from?" " Pelicans brought him." "That's 89 cents unlicensed-baby tax." "Get outta here." "Don't take me personal." "Did you see that, what he did?" "!" "Look at all the people." "Did you see that?" "Swee'pea." "Where's Swee'pea?" "Swee'pea!" "Put me down." "Swee'pea!" "Swee'pea!" "Swee'pea!" "Swee'pea!" "It's me own fault Swee'pea's been kidnapped." "Olives was right." "Yeah." "Even a orphink needs a mudder and a fadder." "If I was gonna be Swee'pea's mudder, I should've let her be his fadder." "Or viska verska." "I ain't man enough to be a mudder." "And all at once I knew I knew at once" "I knew he needed me" "Until the day I die I won't know why" "I knew he needed me" "It could be fantasy" "Or maybe it's because" "He needs me, he needs me" "He needs me, he needs me" "He needs me, he needs me" "It's like a dime a dance I'll take a chance" "I will because he needs me" "No one ever asked before, before" "Because they never needed me" "But I do." "But he does" "Maybe it's because he's so alone" "Maybe it's because he's never had a home" "He needs me, he needs me" "He needs me, he needs me" "He needs me, he needs me" "For once, for once in life" "I finally felt that someone needed me" "And if it turns out real" "Then love can turn the wheel" "Because he needs me, he needs me" "He needs me, he needs me" "He needs me, he needs me" "Dear Swee'pea." "Everybodys gotta haves somebodys" "Even if it's only mes" "Stops you cryin', Swee'peas" "And try to go to sleeps" "I don't know hows ya got here" "I don't knows if ya cares" "You could've come from heavens" "Or a typhoon anywhere" "Well, me, I came from heaven" "Off Catalina La-la-goon." "And I was told me mammy gave me up in a typhoon" "But don't ya cry, little Swee'pea" "You and me, we's both the same" "And the biggest tear I ever seen" "Come the eye of a hurricane" "Go to sleep, sleep sleepy" "Now tell me what ya sees" "And someday when you's older" "I'll tell yous all about me" "Love from Popeye." "Let's see now. "Keep out."" ""Tax shelter."" "The Commodore's boat." "But no Commodore, of course." "Swee'pea's in Sweethaven." "Who are you talking to?" "What did you say about Swee'pea?" "I said nothing!" "But what about Bluto...?" " Oh, dear!" " Miss Olive, help me, help me!" "Not until you tell me what you know!" " I know nothing!" " Come clean!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "I confess!" "I confess!" "Oh, infinks." "I hates infinks." "The kid's worth a fortune, Commodore." "Yeah, I got all the fortune I cares about, you idiot." "I got me buried treasure." "And don't you wishes you knows where it's hid?" "Eat your spinach, you no-good infink." "Eat it." "Eat it!" "Eat it!" " Oh, I can't see anything." " There's no one home, let's go." "Come back here this very minute." "Open this door." " It's probably locked." " Open this door!" "Commodore." "Don't keep callin' me Commodore, inside this here harboura." "I gots millions o' emenies." "And you is ten or 1 2 of 'em." "I call you an old fool." "We can break the bank at the betting parlour." "This kid can predict the future." "I don't wanna break the bank in the betting' paloura, you noninticky." "I owns the betting parloura!" "And I owns you." "So don't talk to me about no future." "I hates the future." "And I hates the past." "And I hates the present." "'Specially you." "Yeah." "All these years, I've been loyal mean." "And all these years..." "Oh, we better tell Popeye we found him." " Who?" " Everyone!" " Ya don't dare say I ain't fair." " Come on." "True, I hates." "But I come by me hatin' fair." "And square." "I will live and die by hate." "Hate's done me more good than anything in the world." " I hate you so much!" " What's this, a mutiny?" "Mutiny!" "Torpedered." "I been torpedered." "You found me Swee'pea?" "What...?" " No, it'll break his heart." " Your father." " You found me father?" "!" " No!" "Yes!" "Oh, you tell him." "No, I'll tell him!" "Oh, no, don't tell him." " Let's..." " No." "What did ya find?" "Swee'pea or me father?" "More than that." "Ya found me father and me Swee'pea!" " Commodore." " Oh, no." "Me father, Swee'pea and the Commodore." "And Captain Bluto." " I get it." "That's a real cruel joke." " Your father is a rat!" "A crook... and a kidnapper!" "He's on the Commodore's boat with Bluto and Swee'pea." " That's what I can't tell you." " No, he ain't." " Oh, he is, he is." " No, he ain't, he ain't." "And me father ain't no kidnappers." "Oh, he is too." "He's a rat, a crook, a kidnapper and a bad father and more!" " No, no..." "More?" " Yeah." "Well, it appears that your father is the Commodore." "Lies, lies." "There ain't no dadblasted treasure." "Kid?" "This is a crucial question." "Listen close." "Can you lead me to the old goat's buried treasure?" "Don't tell him." "You little ratfink infink." "I don't listen to the advice of some dizzy, gamin' broad." "They ain't there." "And I'm gonna prove it!" "Where ain't they?" " The Commodore's boat." " That's where they ain't?" "Well, that's where I'm gonna prove that they ain't." "Oh, wait a minute!" "Go get him, Popeye!" "My husband has delegated me to inform you that he is behind you!" "I'd go, but I've a shave and shampoo waiting." "Give 'em hell, Popeye!" " Kick 'em in the butt." " You can count on me." "Yeah, I'd go with ya, but I gotta..." "Yeah, I'd go with ya, Popeye, but I got a cold." " I'd go, Popeye..." " I'd go, Popeye, but..." "The coming revolution!" " I ain't going." " Not me." "If I wasn't afraid of the water, I'd go." " You got eight to five odds." " Clean up on him, Popeye." "I knows they ain't coming." " No way I'm goin', but good luck!" " This is where he ain't?" "I..." "I know ya ain't down there." "Cos if ya is, ya ain't him, that's for sure." "Now, where ain't yas?" "Where ain't me Swee'peas?" "What's that?" "What?" "Who?" "Pap?" "Pap?" "Poppa?" " Poppa!" " I ain't nobodys' poppa." "Ya one-eyed, fish-faced, sissy-pated sniffle-snaffle!" "I done it." "I done it." "I found yous." "I hate sentiment." "I am disgustapated!" "Nuts to you!" "Phooey!" "Phooey!" "Phooey!" "Oh, Poppa." "Poppa, Poppa, Poppa." "Oh, Pap, Father." "It's me, it's me." "Your orphink son." " Stand to, ya swab!" " Yes, sir." "You're casting' shadows on Poopdeck Pappy!" "Pride of the Paciferic and fadder to the shark, brodder to the piranicka, cousin to the killer whale and uncle to the octopussy." "I'm your one and only exspring." "See, we got the same bulgy arms." "No resemblance." "We got the same squinky eye." "What squinky eye?" "That's gonna be hard for ya to see, isn't it?" "We got the same pipe, Pap." "Ya idiot." "Ya can't inherit a pipe." "I am Poppa to no male nor no female child that no court could prove otherwise!" "Yeah." "There's one way to prove I ain't your fadder." "Pick up dat can of spinach." "Pick it up!" " Now bring it over here!" " Yeah..." "Now eat it." " Eat it?" " Eat it!" " Raw?" " Eat it raw!" " Eat that spinach!" " I don't want to!" " Eat that spinach, you brat!" " I don't wanna eat no spinach!" " I don't wanna eat no spinach!" " You, eat that spinach!" "You disobedient brat!" "You was disobedient when you was two, and you're still disobedient now!" "You wouldn't eat your spinach." "Spinach kept our family strong for thousands of years." "And what does me only oxspring do wit it?" "He spits it up!" "His mudder ups and dies," " he won't eat his spinach." " I choked." "His Poppa outta work, he won't eat it!" "The whole country in a depreshigan, and he wouldn't eat his spinach!" "That was Coolidge." "His Poppa going hungry, going out to steal." "Stealing what?" " Spinach." " Spinach." "So his own great son could grow up big and strong." "Ya know what I done?" "Ya know what I done when the G-men caughts me and flung me in jail?" " I don't know." " I laughed." " Yeah, ya laughed?" " I laughed a whole year." "Cut me down from this yardarm!" "Gettin' away with that rotten infink of a stool pigeon." " Cut ya down?" " Cut me down!" "Cut me down!" " Cut ya down, cut ya down." " Cut me...!" " I cut ya down, Poppa." " Why, you idiot!" " Well, ya said, cut ya down." " I didn't say cut me down!" "I said, get me down, get me down!" "Oh, unhand me, you brute." "Oh, what are you doing?" "What?" "What is all this brightness?" "I can't see." " Popeye!" "Popeye!" "Popeye!" " All hands on deck!" "Come on, haul ass, haul ass." "Come on, haul ass, haul ass." "They're on the Vile Body." " No!" " Can I meet the Commodore?" " Follow me." "Get outta here!" " He's got 'em!" " Bluto's got Olive and Swee'pea!" " Olive." "Help!" "Popeye!" "Olive!" "Olive!" "He's got me Olive." "I gotta get him before he gets me treasure!" "You is commandeered." "Popeye!" " The wharf!" "The wharf is moving!" " Shut up, stupid!" "This is me getaway boat." "Hoist the main mast." "Popeye!" "You're always late!" "And Bluto's getting away!" "Yeah!" "With us!" "Help!" "What is it?" "The rock." "It's a hard place." "Oh, no." "It's Scab Island." "Mom." "Don't worry, Castor, your father's with us." "Sc..." "Sc..." "Scab Island." "Haul ass!" "Haul ass!" "Haul ass!" "Get to your stations!" "Get to your battle stations" "Oh, phooey!" "What are you doing?" "Who do you think you are, Captain Arab?" " Tryin' to save Olive Oyl and Swee'pea." " Olive Oyl?" "Swee'pea?" "What are you, makin' a salad?" "I want me treasure!" "Do you hear me?" "I want me treasure!" "I am the commodore of this ship and don't you..." "Hurry up, Popeye!" "You're falling behind!" "There he is." "We got him cornered." "Quick!" "Blast that dirty bilge rat!" "You, with that crazy beard, get that fat guy up here." " Come up here!" "Get up here!" " The Commodore is calling." "Olive, we're coming!" "Haul ass!" "Haul ass!" "Get the cannon and move it here." "Haul ass!" "Haul ass!" "Haul ass!" " Get the cannon and move it!" " Cannon?" " Good position." " Olive, here I am!" "Ya can't fire that thing!" " There's women and infinks." " Stop worrying." "All I'm gonna do is fire a warning shot right across the bow." "Don't yous think I knows what I'm doin'?" "Short!" "I was a little short!" " Little short?" " Reload it!" "Get it loaded." "No, you don't!" "Get back!" "Get back!" "Dadblast it, I missed!" "Full speed ahead!" "Slow down so we can board her." "We're not gonna board her." "I'm gonna ram him!" "I'm gonna ram him!" "He's not gonna get away with my treasure!" "Pirates Cove." "Should've known it." "All right, Mr Mean!" "Oh, because that's gonna be your name from this day forward." "Oh, yeah." "Well, you've broken your bale of straws on this camel's back." "And just to think that I was ever gonna get engaged to you again!" "Oh, nevermore, I say!" "Nevermore!" "Now listen, kid, this is the most important." "Is the treasure underwater?" " Yeah." " You better let me out of here!" "OK, kid, you watch the boat." "I'm goin' in." "Wait a minute, where do you think you're going?" " We're almost there!" " We're almost where?" "Let me out of here." "Oh, there's fish in here." " Popeye!" "Help!" " Olives!" "Oh, that's it." "Help!" "Land ho!" "He's a submarine." "Thinks he's a submarine." "Popeye!" "It's pirates!" "Bluto!" "Hey, it's my treasure, you rat!" "What goes down must come up." "Bluto!" "Ah, you're in trouble now." "Even though you're larger than me, ya can't wins, cos you're bad." " And the good always wins over the bad!" " Oh, yeah?" "Yeah!" "One, two, three!" "Oh, help!" "Help!" "Popeye!" "Hey, where's the...?" "I think we owe him an apology." "Your intentions are good, yes." "Good night, Irene." "Haul ass!" "Haul ass!" "I gotta get that treasure." "Where is it, where is it?" "It must be down there some..." "There it is!" "You, undertaker!" "Get over here." " I'll undertake that." " Get over here!" "Come on, get a hold of this rope!" "That rotten infink's looking at me treasure." "Look at him!" " Pull it up!" "Come on." " Pirate's booties!" " He ain't gonna get it!" " Heave." "Heave." "Look out, Popeye!" "No!" "Help it up!" "Get away!" "Get away!" "Get away!" "Help!" "Oh, I can't see a thing." "Help!" "Help!" " Popeye!" " Oh, thanks." "Ya little runt!" "Yeah." "You won't be needin' that, will yas?" "Watch him, Popeye." "Yeah." "Popeye!" "Octopus!" "Octopus!" "Help!" "Help!" "Oh, Popeye!" "It is an octopussy." " Swee'pea!" " Help!" " I'm gonna save that kid." " Lie down!" "Play dead!" "Hands off!" "Hands off that kid!" "Help!" "Popeye!" "Help!" "Help!" " Help!" "Help!" " Hook him." "Hook him." "Help!" "Oh, Swee'pea!" "Hoopla!" "Hoopla!" "My leg!" "Oh, who is that down there?" "Oh, oh, don't get fresh!" "I gonna show you the treasure chest now, little one." "Here we go, now." "Watch it open." "Look." "Here." "Oh, yes, yes." "Oh, we got a little..." "Isn't it cute?" "Popeye!" "Dancing, dancing." " Keep your head!" " Look out!" "Poppa." "Oh, help!" "Olive, I'll be right with ya..." "Help!" " Popeye!" "Popeye!" " Olive." "Olive." "Oh, you sissy-pated, sniffle-snaffle!" "If you'd eaten your spinach like I told ya, ya wouldn't be losin'!" "I ain't gonna eat no spinach!" "I ain't losing'!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Help!" "Disobedient brat!" "Here, eat this spinach!" "Bull's-eye!" "Help!" "Help!" " I ain't gonna eat it!" " Oh, yeah?" " Ya don't like spinach?" " Oh, I hates it." "Yeah." "Eat this spinach." "Eat." "Eat." "See ya in Davy Jones' locker." "Now my treasure!" "Sound the charge, kid." "Help!" "Look at Bluto!" "Look at that!" "Bluto's turned yellow!" " Fraidy-cat!" "Fraidy-cat!" " Good riddance to bad garbage." "Oh, Popeye!" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "Oh, my hero!" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "He's strong to the finish" "Cos he eats his spinach He's Popeye the sailor man" "Oh, I'm Popeye the sailor man" "I'm Popeye the sailor man" "I'm strong to the finish" "Cos I eats me spinach" " I'm Popeye the sailor man" " He's Popeye the sailor man" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "He's strong to the finish" "Cos he eats his spinach" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "I'm one tough gazookas" "That hates all palookas" "That ain't on the up and square" "I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always outroughs 'em" "And none of 'em gets nowhere" "If anyone dareses to risk me fist" "It's boff, and it's wham, understand?" "So keeps good behaviour" "That's your one lifesaver with Popeye the sailor man" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "Chicken of the seas, yeah." "He's strong to the finish cos he eats his spinach" "He's Popeye the sailor man" "Popeye" "Pop-Pop-Popeye the sailor man" "Poppa."