"Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Well, dude." "I don't like marriage." "It sounds to me devastation." "Why to invite this unnecessary trouble?" "It's better to remain single." "It's time to run for the party." "With some hot chicks and whiskey." "Life will be great." "There will be full merriment." "Mom, dad, family." "Finally, I say it." "Marriage has ups and downs." "Being single is rock-n-roll." "Rock-n-roll." "Rock-n-roll." "Rock-n-roll." "Rock-n-roll." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Moving round and round." "And my hair is spilling now." "Let me tell you." "What's the cool?" "To be trusted by the girl." "And my mother forces me." "And my daddy forces me." "Just hold on." "Why can I be only living in my house?" "Let me take in to the club." "Endless party through the night." "Don't want every other." "Who passes time to boring crowd." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my." "Your and my." "Excuse me!" "Can u please move your arm... your elbow is on my side!" "No way!" "Your elbow is on my side!" "Are you blind?" "Are you blind?" "Speak with respect!" "I'm not your Door-mat wife!" "You speak with respect!" "I'm not your Hen-pecked husband!" "What are you doing?" "You almost blinded me!" "What are you doing?" "Why are you kicking my seat?" "!" "Don't like your seat kicked?" "Should I kick your teeth in then?" "!" " How rude!" "I'm not rude sir, YOU are, I didn't KICK your seat..." "It was an accident!" "This is your line!" "So keep your hands there!" "Why did you touch me?" "!" "Talk!" "Don't touch!" "Watch what you're doing!" "You've ruined my whole shirt!" "Watch it." "Murder!" "Murder!" "What's going on here?" "Stop it!" " Madam!" "Madam!" "You spilled the food." "What the hell?" "!" "What are you doing?" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry ma'am!" "Please stop this fighting!" "What the hell is happening there?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "They'll kill each other!" "Please stop them!" "Oh my god!" "Please calm down!" "Calm down all of you!" "Stop it!" "Calm down!" "Calm down all of you!" "Stop it!" "Captain!" "Captain!" " Oh my god." "The pilots have fainted!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "This is your captain speaking." "We are turning the plane back to Gaggal airport." " What?" "Please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts at once." "Now look at what you've done!" "It's all your fault!" "What did I do?" "Hey!" "That's my bag!" "She's gone mad!" "What did he just rattle off in English?" "The plane is being turned back to Gaggal!" " Turning back?" "!" "No no!" "I have urgent work in Shimla!" "You can't turn back!" "Please everyone stop!" "I have urgent work in Shimla!" "Stop right now!" "Please sir..." "I'm helpless there is no co pilot available for 2 days!" "I can't help it!" "I can't help it!" "I need to attend my brother's wedding!" "Sir you are misbehaving!" "Rajesh!" "Rajesh!" "Call-The-Police!" "Find out who started this whole mess!" "Yes!" "They won't get away with this!" "Find out who started this whole mess!" "So you thought you could just sneak away?" "Alone?" "And did you think you could just sneak off alone?" "Excuse me!" "Hey!" "Who the hell are you?" "!" "I need to reach Shimla by 4 tomorrow!" "So?" " So?" "!" "So get me there!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "?" "Why should we get you there?" "Because this flight got cancelled thanks to you!" "Get it?" "And there are no cabs, trains or busses here!" "Nor do I have 2 more days!" "Now hurry!" "If you drive at 80km per hour we may make it by 4 tomorrow!" "4?" "!" "What's so special about 4!" "And how does that concern you?" "Huh!" " Now hurry..." "Or I'll hand you over to that crowd!" "They'll skin you alive!" "And even if you escape them the cops aren't going to let you go!" "They're already on buddy!" "It will takes days when inquiry starts." "If YOU think I'm going to drive 10 hours for you, forget it!" "Hard of hearing are you?" "Didn't I say I'm in a rush?" "!" "It's is all your fault!" "Yours!" "Not even a street sign... do you know which way to go?" "No!" " Can't' figure out in this map..." "Let's ask that guy!" "What kind of maps they make!" "Can't make out anything!" "The scooter guy has gone Mr. Rahul Bhasin!" "Why couldn't you have asked him?" "Well if it was sooo important why didn't you do ask him Ms Pooja Bhasin?" "He was on your side!" "How could I ask him?" "Why do men feel it's an insult to ask for directions?" "You guys would rather bum around for 4 hrs!" "Burn up 10 liters of petrol!" "Get late for all your meetings but ask for directions?" "No way!" "I tell you!" "I never again Never, want to hear I tell you I tell you I tell you" "I will say what I want!" "How I want it!" "I tell you!" "Now I tell you!" "Get down!" " I'm going to sit between the two of you!" "Rant-rant, yap-yap, rant-rant, yap-yap" "Get back in now!" "And no more fighting, you two!" "You've hurt your forehead..." "There's band-aid in the back." " No need." "Just a minute Rahul." "I said come back here!" "Didn't you hear me?" "Come back." "Nothing is going to happen in one minute!" "Uh... are you a... er... a gangster?" "How did you manage to get past security with that gun?" "The cop is my pop!" "What's it to you?" "!" "Just watch the speedometer, you're dipping below 50!" "Do you have any money?" "Money?" "Uh..." "I'm hungry... but don't have any money..." "Hmmm..." "I guess we can stop for 15 mins... 15 mins only, get it?" "!" "Uh... could I make a call from your phone need to inform my family about the flight being cancelled." "Don't you even have a cell phone, you looser?" "I did!" "Ask her what happened to it?" "!" "It's ok!" "Take my phone." "And remember..." "Don't try to be too smart!" "One false move and even the vultures will not be able to find you!" "Hullo... mumma..." "Why is your wife sitting on a separate table?" "Myself Jai Dhumal..." "You two just got married right?" "Love marriage?" "When did you get married?" " When?" "!" "Not 'WHEN'!" "Ask me WHY I got married?" "Infact, why does anyone ever get married?" "...900 billion rupees sir are wasted every year in this country!" "And worldwide?" "Maybe 90 Trillion on this stupid, outdated institution," "What do YOU think?" "Why... do people get married?" "I don't know about everyone... but for some I do Free sex!" "Even I know about some!" "Free punching bag!" "Aren't you both missing out something?" "What?" "Guess" "Kids?" "Loneliness?" "Why don't you just tell us?" "Love!" "Love!" "Love?" "!" " Do you know what my kid brother says?" "Not 'Love'!" "'Dopamine'... what do you think?" "When people say Lets make love they actually mean Love?" "No way!" "The same 'S' word brother!" "And you know what's the biggest tragedy on this planet?" "People... always mistake 'Lust' for 'Love'" "What nonsense!" "I have 'Felt' true love" "Yeah..." "So did I for a little while" "Ok!" "Tell me... how did the two of you even end up meeting?" "Help me settle my pleats, beta" "Mom, all these years with a sari and you still can't tie your own pleats!" "Pull them down, pull them... should I put them in?" "Ok..." "How do I look?" "Just a sec..." "Now... cute!" "You are cute!" "Hey!" "You know this is my wedding sari!" "Rahul... you know..." "There's going to be lots of girls at Amit's wedding tonight." "Look, it's been 5 yrs since you started working..." "So why delay getting married if you're going to do it anyway?" "Do you want your kids to think their parents are a bunch of old fuddy-duddies?" "Look... you're 27 now by the time you get married and have kids you'll be about 29 and by the time your child is... 18 you'll be 47 so far so good!" "A bigger age difference and you two will never understand each other!" "Mom!" "How many times have I told you to not clean my room!" "I can't find anything again!" "See?" "You get ready fast... we need to leave in 10 minutes." "Oh Raju!" "My god!" "All grown up huh?" "!" "I'm going to love it... yeeck" "I should've had you when I was 27!" "Whatever!" "Whateeeev... yo... ee!" "Where did he go now?" "And remember... eat up the cheese and cassata before it finishes!" "Forget the cheese... find him a girl first..." "Please, please come in!" "Yes it's a new necklace, cost 2 million rupees!" "Rahul!" "When do we get some 'Good' news from you huh?" "You're 27 now, aren't you?" "Raju?" "My god!" "All grown up huh?" "!" "Raju!" "...didn't I tell you not to be all grow up huh?" "Kids these days aunty!" "They just don't listen to anyone." "Sense of humor..." "Huh!" "Anyway, head in have a peg and a bite," "The cheese has been flown in especially from Amritsar" "Mrs. Sharma!" "Hmm a little too chubby" "Ooh..." "Rahul..." "Look!" "She pretty!" "Isn't she?" "Come let's go!" "Heyyy!" "What're you doing?" "Stop!" "The girl should be smart!" "Lf both of them are silly how will they manage?" "Exactly!" "What do you mean by 'Silly'?" "A girl should be like... ahhh!" "Like her..." "SMAART!" "." "Come here both of you!" "Once and for all!" "When I want to get married I will find my own girl!" "This is so embarrassing!" "Now take this and just chill!" "Ok?" "You chill!" "Let's go to Amit." "Well, hurry up and finish lunch all of you!" "It's almost time!" "Uff!" "Mom?" " Try this on!" " I need to decide..." "Whether I should get you a suit or a sherwani when you get married!" "?" "Are you crazy?" " Where's Amit?" "He's in the bathroom!" "Now try this on!" "I won't!" "This is so childish!" "No one cares about my feelings I'm just a piece of furniture..." " Ok... ok... give it here..." "It's not even my size!" "Well you see... excuse me..." "Hello!" "We're in Amit's room!" "Hurry up and get us some cheese shashlik and cassata ice-cream!" " What?" " And 'Rasgullas' too!" "Excuse me." "Oh so cute!" "'Brocade... '!" "Happy?" "Enough now!" " Get me out of this!" "What are you doing?" "The beads are stuck in the button" "Amit" "Amit beta!" "Lts Seema aunty!" "It seems your bathroom door is... uh... jammed..." "I'll get the locksmith ok?" "Hurry!" "What are you doing?" "Get it off!" " I am trying." "Get it off get off!" "What if someone comes?" "One tug and it'll come undone and this sherwani too... will..." "Tear..." "You tore it!" " I?" "..." "I..." "Pooja!" "Will you check on Amit?" "Yes Aunty!" "Amit" "Ready, Amit?" "Hi!" "Oh you're dressed?" "This colour is looking so good on you!" "Oh I saw such a cute guy outside!" "But his parents were so funny!" "Look at this girl..." "look at that girl!" "Hey tell me something?" "Why do people pounce on the cheese and cassata at weddings?" "As if they've never eaten it before?" "My grandfather used to say:" "Maybe the food is someone else's but the stomach is your own right?" "Hey!" "What's wrong with you ?" "are you nervous..." "Mother, what are you doing?" "She can't go out now!" "She's seen everything!" "She can't go out now!" "She's seen everything!" "Uh... sorry... my mom's... is my mom you know..." "Aunty..." "I'm so sorry!" "I didn't mean any of the things I just said..." "It's ok!" "We'll settle that later!" "Right now we have a bigger crisis!" "He's stuck in this sherwani and there's only 5 mins to the ceremony!" "God knows which stupid designer has made this..." "Such weak stitches!" " Oh god!" "Aunty!" "You don't worry," " In the next room in the left drawer, there is a needle and some thread," "Please bring that while I try and fix this..." "Ok." "Here are the rasgullas and cheese!" "Uhh?" "So many plates?" "!" "...uh... actually my dad has diabetes..." "And he's not allowed sweets..." "Even then he manages to eat the whole year's quota in one go!" " On the sly!" "Who Me?" " No!" "Me!" "Dad... dad... come on... put it down... put the plates down." "And only one rasgullas for you!" "Have you ever noticed" "How, with age... parents turn into kids and kids into parents?" "When we were small they would tell us 'Don't do this... don't do that..." "Now we have to keep telling them 'Only one rasgullas for you you'll get diabetes." " Uh..." "I mean you've got diabetes!" "Are you crazy?" "And what are you doing in that sherwani?" "What are you doing in that sherwani?" "Amit... where's Amit?" "We've brought all this food for him?" "Where's Amit?" " Move!" "Found the needle!" "Oh nothing Aunty!" "There were some last minute adjustments to be made in the sherwani so I requested him to try it on for me for a bit..." "Oh ok... just get him down quickly, its almost time..." "I am the stupid designer of sherwani?" "So, you're a fashion designer?" "Ya but you don't look like one!" "What do you mean?" "What?" "The shoes?" "Are you crazy?" "You're going to dance barefoot?" "Her moves are scintillating." "Is the gal haughty?" "Or is she hot?" "Let me relish your beauty to my heart's content." "Let me soothe you and relish you." "I have fallen in love." "In love." "In love." "The matter has become serious." "Serious." "Serious" "I have fallen in love." "In love." "In love." "The matter has become serious." "Serious." "Serious" "Boy, if you see me dancing." "Boy, if you see me dancing." "Boy, click my photo while I am dancing." "While I am dancing." "Boy, click my photo while I am dancing." "While I am dancing." "I have fallen in love." "In love." "In love." "The matter has become serious." "Serious." "Serious" "In love." "In love." "Serious." "Serious" "In love." "In love." "Don't you think you're overacting a bit, this time?" "Pooja..." "Hi..." "Pooja..." "So it was love at first sight for you too... huh?" "Lust at first sight man." "Why is everyone always mistaking it!" "So actually!" "I wanted to be an astronaut!" "Travel to the moon!" "But mum?" "!" "She said no!" "She was scared" "You know specially after Kalpana chawla died?" "I went 'Mom More women die because of the 'Dowry' than because of the moon!" "But no!" "Mom wanted me to manage her boutique..." "I'm her only child u see?" "I didn't want to make her unhappy!" "When I go to America?" "L'm surely going to try that anti-gravity walk!" "They say there's a room at NASA where you can!" "Just imagine!" "You're on the moon!" "Will you Marry me..." "What?" " I can't promise you the moon." "But I CAN promise you a 'Moonwalk' for sure!" "Is this how one proposes to a girl?" "Right!" "What am I doing?" "!" "Auntyji..." "Please!" "Ring!" "Ring!" "Pooja Will you marry me?" "Pooja" "Yes!" "I love you" "Get married!" "Get married you've been brain washed how could you propose to her in... 30 days?" "!" "Like in end of freedom?" " In..." "beginning of togetherness..." "Why don't you just shoot your self in the head right now..." "No sense in a slow death... day-by-day, bit-by-bit!" "Come here you cynic!" "Come on." "She's put a spell on you!" "He's put a spell on you!" "What's the big rush?" "Uff dad!" "I love him!" "I know it here!" ". have you ever seen such an innocent and... and... infectious laughter?" "Dad, have you ever met someone and within minutes felt like." "That you have a past life connect?" "How did you know?" "Believe it or not..." "I was 23 year old too... once!" "But what you see is..." "Is what will be dad!" "In our case Dad!" "Besides We've even done a compatibility test!" " What's that?" "Compatibility test dad!" "What have you done?" "A compatibility test?" "I can smell our happiness." "Me too!" "Ok let's see if the two of us are made for each other or not!" "But..." "What is this?" "Hmmm, you have to answer in a 'Yes' or a 'No' do you both believe that your partner should be your best friend?" "Yes!" "Do you both accept that however similar two people are different." "Yes!" " Being the same would be soo" "Boring!" "Can you read each other's minds" "Hey!" "Didn't we just do that?" "Do you both agree that a fight between partners should never involve outsiders?" "Like mother-in-law, father-in-law etc?" "May our enemies fight!" "Do you agree that both man or woman can initiate lovemaking?" "Of course!" "Which era is this quiz master from?" "Do you both like the same kind of food?" "Chinese?" "!" "I don't believe this!" "Me too!" "Chinese" "What is your favorite color?" "Red?" " Pink?" " Same thing!" "Do you both agree on where you want to go for your honeymoon?" "Himachal!" "?" "Oh my god." "Ok last question!" "Are your names Romeo-Juliet, laila-majnu... or Rahul-Pooja?" "It's a sign." "Right?" "Of course dude!" "If you have 4 or more Yeses then you are I want to know you better couple..." "If you have 7 or more yeses you are a 2 bodies one soul couple!" "Wait." "2 bodies one soul!" "Partner!" "May be you were right!" "Maybe all this Get married get married talk really did brainwash me!" "Nonsense..." "I really feel I love her!" "It was love at first sight!" "You were there weren't you?" "!" "When she smiles..." "You're a big cynic for your age!" "Cancel it bro!" "You still have 2 hrs to go!" "Who knows... if she will..." "Stinks here!" "She smells like roses!" "Now maybe!" "Who knows if she even bathes every day?" "Women are masters of deception!" "The truth will only come out when the two of you start living together!" " How would you know?" "Have you ever had cyanide?" " You want me to die?" "You know without having cyanide... that it kills!" "Similarly I know without getting married... that it'll kills!" "QED" "Rahul!" "The photos of the motor home have arrived!" "Who goes for a honeymoon in a motor home?" "A hotel would be far more practical!" "You never had a romantic bone in your body!" "Always practical practical!" "At least let your son be a romantic!" "Go son!" "I'm soo proud of you did you know that my brother has gifted this to you guys?" "As soon as your plane lands at Kulu you'll find it parked in the parking lot." "I how excited I am!" "What are YOU excited about?" "Uff..." "I should have had you when I was 27!" "Whatever!" "Himachal, here I come!" "Here you go!" "Homemade radish parathas!" "I made them myself!" "You want him to eat radish parathas on his honeymoon!" "Don't worry, I'll take care..." "Ok mamma..." "Oh my son... my dear dear son!" "Go..." " You will miss the flight." "Bye, mom." "Bye." "Enough Seema" "My son is gone!" "I give them 1 yr max." "Just shut up!" "You jinx!" "I can see the future... wanna bet?" "You may lose the bet this time son!" "The girl seems sensible!" "Oh and Rahul isn't?" " He's an idiot!" "How can you say that about your own son?" "Maybe you haven't seen that I have eyes!" "Your son is a lazy spoilt brat!" " He wouldn't just be My son if you had paid a little more attention to him instead of counting your money all the time!" "Your diamonds and..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "What's the bet dudes?" "L-Pad." "Come on now!" "Happy?" "I was thinking... why don't we start with..." "A bath?" "Pooja!" "The water will be cold!" "Pooja... umm..." "I'm afraid of water..." "I can't swim..." "What's up mamma?" " How's it going son?" "Couldn't be better ma." "If there's any problem, any problem at all... just call me ok?" "What problem ma?" "Son, god forbid you ever have any problem!" "But this is all new for you..." "So if there are any confusions or anything... just ask me on the phone ok?" " Don't worry mom... all cool... ciao!" "Ok... cha... ciao ciao ciao..." "What problem?" " Nothing." ". mom!" "Her biggest problem is when she has no problem!" "Completely over active imagination you know." "Did she by any chance mean me?" "You know... problem... me?" "But no worries..." "I had decided as a child that I would never fight with my mother in law." "Just imagine how difficult it must be for a woman..." "One fine day..." "Some strange woman arrives and whisks her son away!" "We will never have any mother in law-daughter-in-law kind of problems in our lives!" " Forget it." "Hey..." "You want to sleep in or out." " You?" "Wherever, however you are my love... that's where I want to be." "You go..." " No no... you first... please..." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Totally." "Oh god jal tu jaaltu... ayi bala ko taal tu jal tu jaaltu... ayi bala ko taal tu..." "Through?" " Yeah..." ". so shall I go have a bath too?" " Yeah!" " Bye" "Bye!" "My desires are dashing beyond the sky." "My desires are dashing beyond the sky." "Love is blossoming and blooming." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "The moon across the lake." "Made me vibrant." "The moon that you gave me." "Made me vibrant." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Your and my nuptial rounds." "Yes!" "Hullo" "Will reach tomorrow before 4 for sure." "Don't worry... trust me..." "I'm..." "I..." "Stop the van!" " Lf you want to reach by 4 then..." "Hey I told you to stop didn't I?" "I..." "love you Muskaan..." "I'll be there soon..." "And then we will be together forever." "Bye..." "How the hell are you driving?" "Why did you break so suddenly?" " I!" "If you don't know how to drive let me drive!" "Be my guest!" "This local Romeo-Juliet pair is going drive me nuts!" "Oops!" "Sorry..." "I had keys!" "You're pretty short tempered..." "Actually... it was my fault... this sudden brake..." "Well I... had to say something to Muskaan..." "You've nicked your forehead..." "If you are angry with your husband, why take it out on me?" "What happened after all... between the two of you?" "Beat the drums." "Beat the drums." "Have the drink." "And shake Kashi." "Hail God." "The red wine is intoxicating." "Hail God." "What will you gain by being sober?" "Hail God." "The intoxication is fragrant." "Well done." "Well done." "Well done." "Well done." "Floating on a smoldering lake." "Is the boat of breaths." "Drink it as a devotee of Lord Shiva." "Merrily." "Drink this intoxicant." "And enjoy." "Hail God." "The red wine is intoxicating." "Hail God." "What will you gain by being sober?" "Hail God." "The intoxication is fragrant." "Hail God." "The red wine is intoxicating." "Hail God." "What will you gain by being sober?" "Hail God." "The intoxication is fragrant." "Hullo madam!" "Hi..." "Had a good time?" " Yeah!" "Are you angry?" "No..." "Alright..." "I did get a little scared..." "Anything could have happened..." "What?" " Well you know anything could have happened all those drunk weirdoes' around." "Could have happened... but didn't happen..." "Come on... why are you angry?" "I'm not angry..." "Yes you are..." "I can see it!" "You are angry!" "No I'm not angry!" "You are!" "No I'm not angry Rahul!" " You are!" "No" "I'm sorry... about yesterday..." "Darn... what a hangover" "Look Rahul," "I don't want this marriage to be like a noose around your neck." "One must do what one wants to do..." "Only it makes me sad that you prefer to drink than spend time with me..." "That's not true..." "O... come on?" "Otherwise is 2 o'clock any time to drink?" "That too in the afternoon?" "I mean you were away for 7 hrs!" "2 to 9!" "On the 3rd day of our honeymoon Rahul!" "We're on a holiday!" "On a honeymoon?" "You mean one can't have fun on a honeymoon?" "Is drinking the only way to have fun?" "And that too at 2 o'clock?" "2 o'clock!" "2 o'clock!" "Is there a fixed time for drinking!" "?" "Then please let me know when that is..." "In fact while you're at it..." "Why don't you just give me a list of what I can and what I can't do so you don't loose your temper!" "Rahul... we're... fighting..." "We are not fighting, YOU are fighting!" "One shouldn't have so many Rules in life Pooja!" "So You don't like rules do you?" "Fine!" "Stop the van!" "Stop it right now!" "Mother!" "Hullo." "What happened?" " Nothing happened ma!" "What should've happened?" "I can tell from your voice that both of you are fighting." "Are you fighting?" "I don't understand her mom!" "She wiped off a whole bottle of Vodka!" "And she's fighting over something that never happened in the first place!" " Exactly, son!" "Seema." "Look son, it is only woman who are capable of fighting over things that never happened..." "We can be a bit unreasonable at times..." "But just forget everything and make up with her ok?" "Ok?" "Come home soon..." "See you soon ok?" "What happened?" "Who died?" "Pooja and Rahul had a fight..." "I told you, I told you, I told you!" "I knew it." "Yes!" "I told you, I told you, I told you!" "I'M going to win the bet!" "I'd like my I pad in Silver!" "Hey did you guys notice something?" "What?" " It's only day 3!" " You know... there is cancer... and then there is galloping cancer..." "Looks like this is the galloping variety!" "I don't think I'm going to have to wait even a year for my bike!" "You've given birth to TWO idiots!" "Of coarse!" "I'm a bigger wonder than Dolly I gave birth to both of all by myself!" " Who is Dolly now?" "Lord knows what news you watch!" "Dolly!" "The sheep that gave birth to another sheep all by herself." "Dolly part2!" " What is this 'All by yourself' All by yourself you keep on about?" "If I had sat at home changing nappies who do you think would have gone and earned money Madam?" "!" "...headache?" "Me too..." "Oh Rahul!" "Promise we won't fight like other married couples!" "I promise..." "Don't cry 'Pushpa'!" "I hate tears!" "You want to go inside?" " Or you want to cry some more!" "No..." "Lets go!" "You know... you drive quite well for a woman..." "No no... its not that women can't drive." "They just don't get much opportunity you know..." "If you don't know how to drive let me drive!" "There was a rabbit here Rahul!" "Well you cant possibly make a mistake can you?" "Now it's the poor rabbit's fault!" "Oh god!" "Don't be absurd!" "Stop it!" "Stop this fighting!" "You guys fight but I'm the one who bangs his head and gets messed up!" "And when I fell messed up, I need to drink tea!" "Now Get down!" "Didn't you hear?" "!" "Fried my brains completely!" "Ok..." "lets change the subject... hmmm..." "Ya!" "That seems good!" "Do you like sports?" "I like sports after all its because of sports I fell in love" "Because of sports that I met my Muskaan..." "Muskaan?" " My wife to be..." "very good in sports she is." "One day day..." "I was walking down a lane..." "When suddenly out of nowhere a 'Gillie' came flying and wham!" "Hit me on the head right here!" "Why did you come this way?" "Can't you see we're playing 'Gillie-danda'?" "Did you have to walk down here?" "If I hadn't come this way how would I have ever seen you?" "What's your name?" "Gillie!" "Gillie?" "Give back my ' Gillie' please!" "Oh!" "Sorry..." "I thought your 'Name' was 'Gillie'" "What?" "!" "?" "!" "Are you hurt bad?" "Thanks..." "Not here..." "But here..." "She kept laughing..." "And I kept falling... for her..." "Do you both have any idea how lucky those people are..." "Who love someone and that very same person loves them back?" "I mean think about it... of all the millions of people on this planet..." "It isn't necessary that just because I loved Muskaan Muskaan should love me too?" "I mean, She could've loved someone else right?" "But she loves ME!" "And THAT is destiny... and who can fight destiny" "But foolish people try to fight it..." "Take Muskaan's brother and her family!" "They don't approve of me..." "Why?" "I'm not from the same caste them!" "Morons!" "So what if our castes are different!" "Our hearts are one!" "Huh..." "I left for Gaggal on work and they decided to forcefully get her engaged to someone else!" "...that's why I need to reach Shimla by 4 tomorrow at all costs to stop that darn engagement!" "...fools..." "Let me see... who dares try to keep me from my Muskaan?" "!" "When Jai loves, he loves!" "And unlike you we never fight... no way!" "We solve all the problems by discussing them!" "Now e." "G!" "See..." "I hate drinking milk..." "But then one day Muskaan said..." "You should have a glass of milk every night" "So I said... one glass?" "She said..." "Yes" "So I said..." "7 o'clock or 8 o'clock?" "She said 8 o'clock so I said Done!" "Where is the need to fight huh?" "Uff... shall we go?" "And remember... discussion... no fighting!" "Why do you keep this gun?" "Muskaan's brother is a goon!" "Well I'm no coward either!" "Muskaan and I have taken an oath" "We will die but never allow anyone to separate us" "Without the vows..." "I'm all yours..." "Anyway... tell me... your wife looks very strict" "Was she the headmistress of a school before you married her?" "But..." "God!" " You didn't clean-up after cooking Rahul?" "I did looks like you will have to be taught everything is littered all over." "Why are you so messy?" "Why are you so fussy?" "After all I cooked for you, you..." "One minute..." "After all..." "I cooked for you means?" "Here I was impressed that you believe in equality..." "But now it looks like you did me a favour by cooking!" "It was equality Pooja..." "Thank you very much..." "I hope so..." " When we need salt tomorrow we'll have to look for all over it... wont we?" "Big deal Pooja..." "It shows the attitude Rahul." "A messy person has a messy mind!" "Why are you making such a big deal about it?" "!" "?" "!" "And don't worry!" " You won't have to look for anything for me..." "Now can we please go to sleep?" "It's hot... what the temperature?" " 25." "25!" "God... no wonder... can we make it 20 please?" "20?" "!" "Were you an Eskimo in your last birth?" "And were you a lizard?" "Hooray hurray... it's a holi-Holi-day!" "Hooray hurray... it's a holi-Holi-day!" "Hooray hurray... it's a holi-Holi-day!" "Look for it..." "Why can't you tell me where it is?" "Where did you keep it?" "Why would I ask if I knew that?" "Where SHOULD you have kept it?" "You know you are disgusting!" "You should've been a school teacher!" "And you should have been a Kg student!" "Here... and now you'll have to drive..." "Thanks to you I haven't slept a wink last night..." "I'll drive from 2 o'clock ok?" "Yes miss." "Ok miss." "Nako?" "You won't find a single petrol pump for at least 400 km... you should take 4 cans." "And be careful please... there's a temple up ahead..." "Do stop and pray, lt'll keep bad luck at bay!" "Poor things..." "look like their motorcycle has broken down... stop stop!" "Who knows what kind of people they are Pooja?" "If anything happens on the highway no one would even know... !" "What will happen?" "...we could have been stranded here too..." "And didn't the guy at the petrol pump say that there's nothing for miles ahead?" "Hi!" "Can we help?" "Yeah man... sure... the nearest mechanic is 200km away." "Get in." "Thanks man Oh..." "I am Arjun and this is Geetanjali." "Rahul..." "Pooja." "His wife!" "Aw man... warm beds..." "We've been on that horse for 14 hrs now!" "Go for it... what time should I wake you?" "2 hrs?" "Do you have a cell phone?" "Yeah sure... - 9833385226" "If you need anything, just give me a buzz..." "I'll stop ok?" "Cheers man!" "Thanks!" "They look like nice people!" "Coffee?" " Oh thanks!" "Oh... sorry!" "So where were you guys headed?" "Spiti..." "Para-gliding..." "Very strong winds there... it'll be a totally different experience!" "You know when I was in college..." "I really wanted to take my bike and travel around the world..." "But my mom is the hyper kind!" "Hey have you ever noticed?" "As life moves on..." "Parents become children and children parents?" "Yeah like when we were kids... they used to constantly tell us-Do this, do that now... we have to stop them... '" "Only one rasgullas-You'll get diabetes'..." "Strange isn't it?" "Anyway..." "I love speed." "It's almost like..." "riding a wild horse!" "Hey does anyone remember that song?" "O Horse flying with the wind..." "The one who rides you is my beloved" "Take care of him" "O horse flying with the wind..." "You know... you're the first person I've met who knows this song!" "Actually, I played the role of Rana Pratap as a kid in school..." " When I was a small lad!" "God!" "Really?" "!" "That was my first play too!" "I played Rana Pratap's wife!" "How bizzare!" " Which school were you in?" "St. Joseph!" " Oh my god!" "St. Joseph?" "!" "Which year did you pass out?" "1997!" " And I in 1998!" "Now I remember... you played Rana Pratap!" "Lmagine fate man!" "After all these years... we meet here... on this road!" "Freaked out!" "So..." "Arjun... which school did you go to?" "Delhi public school..." "I'm actually a painter..." "And a great singer..." "So you're a painter?" " And a singer..." "Singer!" "Really?" "!" "If the sun refused to shine..." "I would still be loving you..." "And when the mountains tumble to the sea," "There would just be you and me..." "This isn't right." "An unknown beautiful girl always spells trouble." "Will you listen to me or not?" "You're son is going to get divorced!" "Uf... haven't you taught any sense to your son you think he is going to chase another woman on his own honeymoon?" " Hullo..." "Don't blame My Son" "All you men are alike!" "Don't you remember?" "When we went on our honeymoon in 1965?" "To Darjeeling?" "What about that Radha?" " Huh?" " which Radha?" "The girl in the pink skirt!" " It's been 30 years!" "But you still haven't forgotten that pink skirt..." "And it was Purple!" "Not pink!" "Hey anyone for a drink?" "At 11 in the morning?" "Hey!" "We're on a holiday right?" "Anyway... its not like death visits us according to a timetable!" "Absolutely!" " Cheers!" "No, thanks." "Cheers!" "Now that's called living!" "You know..." "One should have your attitude in life!" "Your smile is so infectious can't take my eyes off you." "Your smile is so infectious..." "can't take my eyes off you..." "What's on the cell?" "The cell?" "What?" "Nothing?" "!" "So then why are you hiding it?" "Why would I hide it?" "Don't be so childish!" "And I don't like distrust!" "If my distrust is unfounded... then where's the harm in showing it..." "This is ridiculous." "Why are you laughing like a hyena?" "Correct me if I'm wrong... 10 days ago..." "who was it that was saying..." "Oh Rahul... your laugh is so infectious!" "And now I laugh like a hyena!" "?" "The rules of war have changed long back dude!" " War?" "!" "Do you even know what you are saying?" " What war?" "The one that YOU started!" "Now show me!" "Your smile is so infectious..." "can't take my eyes off you..." "She is just funs Pooja... don't over react..." "I haven't even laid a finger on her!" "Maybe... but you've thought about it for sure..." "You're having an emotional affair!" "Are you crazy?" "What the hell is that?" "You know very well..." "Swear there's nothing emotional there... its only physical!" "I mean... - good night!" "Have 'Fun'!" "Pooja!" "Pooja!" "Did you dunk my cell phone in water?" "Great!" "Now it's not working!" "Tsk!" "Tsk!" "Tsk!" "Poor Rahu!" "Now how will geetanjali send a message..." "Your laugh is soooo infectious!" "Oh god!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "Now we don't have any phone!" "What if something happens?" "How could you Rahul?" "!" "What we can do, and what we do... do..." "Depends on what we don't see..." "And because we haven't seen it ...we can't even change it..." "So till the time we don't see," "What we haven't seen we will keep on doing what we are doing!" "Amazing!" "What a thought!" "Hippie's-wisdom!" "Hey!" "Beautiful!" "Morning good morning!" "Hey Arjun!" "Will you teach me paragliding?" "Of course!" "Let's go right now!" "Is this... safe?" "You're driving down there right?" "Well... there are more chances of your having an accident than us!" "Come Pooja... now now... run run!" "Now now now!" "How long will it take?" "Mmm... half an hour?" "Pooja you are a free bird!" "Hurray hurray it's a holi-Holi-day!" "Hey!" "That was grrreat!" "How long will you be?" "Why?" " I want to change." "Arjun's waiting for me..." "Are you trying to make me jealous?" "Rahul!" "Everything doesn't begin and end with you?" "Ohhh... would you like me to send Arjun in?" "Send him... you too will get a chance to sing about the Horse who rides the wind too with Geetanjali!" "God!" "You are so transparent!" "And next time don't try sarcasm with me!" "Don't shout!" "Do you want to tell the world about our tiffs?" "So Geetanjali's your world now?" "I'll say things they way I want to... whenever I want to!" "Coming 'Geetu'!" "Hey!" "Why are you guys so quiet today?" "No?" "Nothing..." "Life is about fun and play..." "it is fleeting, it is short..." "Life is about fun and play..." "it is fleeting, it is short..." "Don't lose it..." "if you do don't cry..." "Don't lose it..." "if you do don't cry..." " I'm tired!" "And want to turn in early..." "We'll reach Loori tomorrow..." "What time do you want to start in the morning?" "8.30?" "8.30" "Ok..." "Pooja..." "Pooja..." "Pooja... have you seen Arjun and Geetanjali?" "No..." "No..." " They're both missing..." "Their bags are missing too did you see my wallet anywhere?" "...I'd kept it right here Pooja..." "I swear!" "Carefully." "If we ever run into each other someday... somewhere... then lou 30,000..." "Thank you, Arjun and Geetanjali" "Bloody darn!" "30,000!" "They fooled us for 30,000!" "O Horse flying with the wind..." "Oh you're the first person who knows s this song Well... not a horse, you turned out be a royal ass!" "And you?" "Arjun... will you teach me Bungee jumping?" "Para-gliding..." "Same difference!" "You're the one who wanted to give them a lift!" "I told you to give them a lift not make her sit in your lap now we don't have any money MR. Rana Pratap!" "How dare you?" "!" "What do you mean by Shut up?" "!" "Nobody talks to me like that..." "understand!" "?" "Don't you ever be violent in front of me!" "This bullying neither impresses me nor scares ME!" "And neither can your 'High pitched' voice shut me up!" "I can be melodramatic too!" "Ditto!" "Ditto!" "Ditto!" " Double ditto!" "Hmmmmm... now I know how to shut you up I haven't heard a bigger MCP statement than that ever!" "Pooja..." " Please!" "I've never seen such childish behavior in my life!" "Exactly!" "Nor me!" "What?" "When has violence ever solved anything?" "If you have a temper... go show it to your 'Mummy'!" "That's what I did..." "'Mummy' Teresa!" "Step on it!" "Step on it!" "Drive faster!" "Step on it!" "Step on it!" "Drive faster!" "No use... we won't make it even by 5!" "It's too late now..." "Muskaan isn't answering her phone either!" "Muskaan!" "L've been calling you forever..." "What?" "!" "6 o'clock?" "Listen... you meet me at Manali..." "At 5... on the same bridge..." "Ya ay... don't cry love..." "I'm coming!" "Turn the van around... turn it around!" "What do you mean?" "What happened?" "She's already engaged!" " Now we need to stop the wedding!" "We need to reach Manali!" "Before 5!" "Are you nuts?" "!" "Manali is a 15hr drive!" "Ya... so what can I do?" "If you two hadn't fought so much we would've reached hours ago!" "I'm sorry..." "I'm not going to Manali... no way!" "The hell, you won't go?" "!" "My Muskaan will be married off to someone else!" "Call it Divine intervention !" "You'll be saved!" "What else could an MCP say..." "Me?" "MCP?" "!" "Shut up!" "IF you get me late this time..." "I'll break your bones into bits!" "I promise." "NOW TURN THE VAN TOWARDS MANALI!" "Turn it!" "Tell me something..." "How did the two of you end up in Gaggal in the first place... huh?" "!" "Ok... now a left from here..." "Hey!" "..." "The road on the left looks too small..." "It's look like a main road..." "God!" "Give me some patience!" "Dead-end!" "It was written on the map too Rahul..." "left... you never listen!" "Darn!" "What are you doing?" "What are you laughing at?" "!" "We need to turn around..." "How shall we do it?" "Come come..." "Ya slowly... turn turn..." "One more foot..." "Go on" "Stop stop POOJA!" "That's enough..." "I don't think I can travel with you anymore..." "I think we've had enough drama for today Pooja..." "Drama?" "Drama Rahul?" "Because Rahul is never wrong!" "Pooja is an idiot!" "And the map!" "Ha!" "That was made by another idiot!" "Why do you speak so loudly?" "Were you fed crows as a child!" "?" "And please don't be hysterical..." "I cannot tolerate hysterical women!" "And I cannot stand arrogant men infact you know what?" "I saw a travel agent about 50km back..." "Lets end this farce right now!" "I agree!" "Lets end this farce!" "AND this stupid marriage!" "I didn't ask you to get married!" "But you did make the mistake of saying yes didn't you Miss Pooja Bhasin!" "Shall we go?" "!" "We call this 'Seet asana' in yoga!" "Raju... er... we're coming back this evening..." "Can you send the car to the airport... - coming back but you still have 5 more days to go?" "Jetlite at 7:30..." "Delhi to mum..." "Hey bro... hey... is everything ok?" "!" "Listen... for now... don't say anything to mummy and papa ok just that we're coming back..." "Bro..." " I'll talk to you later dude..." "Hey you turned out to be smarter than me for your age..." "But bro..." "Bro and Pooja Are coming back..." " coming back?" "But... did they fight you won!" "You jinx!" "You wanted your l-Pad didn't you?" "Give me the phone!" "Give me!" "Just leave them alone will you?" "Even if they don't want to fight... you guys will make sure they do!" "Papa, the car needs to be at the airport by 7:30..." "And I am going to get them." "Mummy?" "Who's mummy?" "Ya mumma!" "L'm driving..." "I'll call later..." "You're not the only son!" "Your mom sure keeps calling you!" "Yes mummy!" "Daddy?" "!" "Now who's daddy is this?" "Yes papa..." "No Papa... nothing..." "Look save this 'Crying-wailing' later... my Muskaan must be in stressed out!" "Ya mummy..." " She's crying just for the heck of it..." "She's not crazy mamma, she's driving me crazy uff... bye!" "And you two are driving ME crazy!" "...stop the van at the next shop!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Sometimes... you say stop!" "Then you say go!" " I said stop!" "Buddy... give me two mobile phones... any..." "Sir what happened to your forehead?" "That's my third eye... shall I open it and show you?" "...now hand me the mobile phones!" "Bloody forehead doc!" "Here, sir." " Bloody fool..." "Here!" "Now please give your new numbers to your Mamma dear and Daddy dear!" "And tell them not to call me anymore god knows where these phone booth customers come from!" "Isn't it sad Jai... how people change after marriage?" "For example... before we got married... madam use to say that I have a beautiful infectious laugh..." "Now she says I laugh like a hyena!" "Oh... oh..." "if I were to make a list about you... it'll go up to 10 pages at least!" "Jai, have you ever seen a tap... that keeps on going drip drip drip through the night you know Pooja is just like that..." "No matter what I do!" "I just can't shut her up!" "Have you had a look at your self?" "King of 'I I!" "Queen of 'Crib" "Crib' 'Crib" "Crib' 'Crib" " Crib' 'Crib" "Crib'!" "1, 2, 3... 4, 4, 6, 7 infact... you can easily win the crown for the most irritating woman..." "Miss Universe!" "1, 2, 34, 5 tera karoon..." "Oh oh!" "Miss Pooja Pahuja gets 100%... she can count from 1-100!" "Hhaahaha!" "You want to get us killed?" "Don't touch me!" "...you're lucky I don't raise my hand on women!" "Don't run a riot!" "Ya ya!" "I don't raise my hand..." "I just crack their skulls!" "Isshstop Muskaan?" "Turn the car... - why?" "Don't want to get married..." " what!" "?" "If this is what a marriage is... then I don't want to get married..." "Jai..." "Muskaan has run away from home..." "leaving everything behind for you!" "Where will she go?" "Are you deaf?" "I said I don't want to get married!" "Now let me out!" "Rahul!" "The Gun!" "Quiet!" "And no more nonsense understands?" " Pooja!" "You go!" "Any more nonsense and I'll smack the daylights out of you!" "Muskaan!" "Muskaan!" "Goloo!" "Goloo!" "I'm here!" "Oooh I'm so excited sorry... so worried... ah as usual two opposite things are happening to me!" "Has it ever happened to you?" "It can be so confusing?" ". don't know if I'm happy to see this punter here or" "Worried... what if my brother Veeru finds out?" "!" "Then we're dead!" "Jai!" "What happened Jai... on your forehead did Veeru bhaiya do something?" "Jai, you're scaring me..." "Is everything ok?" "...he's speechless with happiness..." "The whole journey all he could talk of was Muskaan Muskaan Muskaan" "I've told the Gondla Bijli baba on my cell phone..." "The priest will get us both married at 6 pm..." "Actually everything is ready..." "You two must come to our wedding..." " You'll come right?" "Come?" "We will be the ones getting you married!" "Goloo..." "I've got you this shawl and this sari for my!" "It's very nice..." "Gillie..." "I think we should..." "Get married with a bang!" "...promise!" "Pooja!" "You go get Muskaan ready..." "Next stop... uh..." "Gondla bijli baba!" "Let me go!" "There is no time for any henna" "Of course there is..." "The bride is ready my friend..." "I... want to... see her..." "They say you shouldn't see the bride before the wedding well this isn't any ordinary wedding is it?" "Go... go see your Muskaan..." "Pooja..." "Jai's coming to you..." "Hey!" "Wha?" "Jai!" "Jai!" "Jai!" "Jai!" "Jai!" "Jai!" "Uff... how could you Rahul?" "A man just runs away right from under your nose and..." "That's it!" "...that's exactly why!" "If you weren't such a fightercock then Jai wouldn't have run away from his own wedding!" "...here they are!" "Yes, Rahul?" " Jai!" "WHERE are you?" "Muskaan..." "What do I do with Muskaan in the middle of the road?" "Please... drop her back to her brother Veeru at Shimla..." "Back at Shimla?" "No no no... you can't do this to me..." "If you don't come back then I'm going to make tiny pieces out of you and feed them to the eagles!" "Listen dear..." "He hung up!" "He hung on ME!" "?" "...no... no Muskaan... no..." "Do something!" "What can I do?" "!" "Don't cry like this Muskaan... everything will be alright..." "look if he doesn't want to marry you... then we'll..." "Even his father will marry me!" "I'd already warned him!" "The mountain chilly maybe small but so fiery sooo fiery!" "That the mightiest of men get demolished!" "Now COME ON!" "But... where could he have gone?" "He must be sitting at some roadside cafe on this road..." "Correct..." "Jai had said he needs tea whenever he is rattled Rahul..." "you really think he's is going to stop for tea at this time?" " He's right." "Greetings, sir!" "Abe?" " Hello... sorry... was in a bit of a hurry so couldn't really ask you before when would you be stopping for some tea?" "That's the truck!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Hold on!" "Let me stop the van!" "Muskaan!" "Hold on a moment!" "Wha-?" "Jai!" "Muskaan..." "Stop right there!" "Or I'll..." "I'll shoot myself!" "Stop right there!" "Jai!" "Jai, stop!" "Please!" "Let me go!" "I told you!" "I don't want to get married!" "Why not?" "!" "Tell me clearly... what the problem is!" "Muskaan..." "Marriage..." "is a wrong institution if we get married our love will go 'Evaporate!" "'" "'Evaporate?" "!" "' They too had a love marriage..." "But I'm telling you... they'll end up killing each other by the end of this year!" "Kill each other... 'evaporate!" "'?" "Have you ever seen a man who makes such a ruckus over... 'what could be' and not what is?" "I mean... we are all going to die one day..." "But does that mean we stop living?" "Arre when our love goes 'Evaporates' we'll see ok and what are you doing running around with this gun?" "Throw it away... right now!" "No!" " Don't make me angry!" "Give it here!" "You can't play with a gun!" "Now c'mon!" " I WILL do whatever I want!" "Now you'll come to Gondla with me... understand?" "!" "Come on... say Done!" " See?" "She's giving me a list even before we are married!" "My dear Gillie... why don't you do one thing while you're at it... how about giving me a list of what and when to do things so you don't get mad at me for the next 15 years?" "!" "Huh!" "And I won't go anywhere!" "?" "Who are you to tell me anything?" "!" "Jai, what's wrong with you We have..." "we have happened to him..." "We..." "We have happened to him..." "Jai..." " It's no use saying anything to me..." "I have seen the truth ...you were right!" "I tried to ignore it time and again..." "But its true!" "Marriage is an outdated institution!" "I was wrong!" "No... we were wrong Jai!" "I think I need to use a box his teeth in!" "Stop right there!" "...this is a very poisonous snake!" "You want to scare us with a snake!" "Have you gone crazy?" "You want to let down an innocent girl huh?" "!" "God!" "What're you both doing?" "And then you want me to deal with her!" "Goloo!" "Let go of each other!" "Goloo, what are you doing?" "!" "God!" "Why are men's brains in their muscles!" "Sorry pal!" "Help me!" "Jai!" "Now I'll make darn sure you get married..." "I can't think of a better revenge!" "I cant either!" "Rahul bro!" "Rahul!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "Rahul!" "Jai, Rahul doesn't know to swim!" "Even I don't know to swim." "This is all your fault!" "Now come on and get married!" "Sorry..." "Pooja" "By the way..." "I don't think I've ever enjoyed A slap so much before!" "To Gondla!" "Please bring the bride... hurry!" "Ok... everything is ready..." "lets go..." "One minute..." "Pooja!" " Hey Muskaan!" "What happened?" "Veeru bhaiya!" "Oh no o no... uff if only the ceremony had finished then he could do nothing to us!" "Veeru Bro..." "Yes baba!" "Yes we reached on time," "No, no the wedding has not happened yet," "I know you'll be shamed!" "I'll call you." "Hey where are you going?" " Listen Veeru bhaiyya!" "Hang on!" "Or he'll shoot you!" "Why is every girl's brother a goon?" "Excuse me!" "This is hooliganism!" "You don't know who I am!" "I'll take you to court!" "For your information, we're both over 18 yrs old!" "Adults we'll report you to the police!" " Jai?" "!" "Shoot at the tyres!" "How do I shoot?" "With your gun you moron!" "Err... gun... the gun is... fake..." "They'll escape..." " Are you serious?" "The gun is a fake?" "The gun is a fake?" "...with that gun... you made me drive from Gaggal to Shimla..." "Shimla to Manali..." " Manali to god knows where like a mad fool!" "That gun WAS A FAKE?" "!" "A FAKE YOU crook?" "!" "Hey Poojajumped into a snake infested pond for love ALL I DID WAS keep a fake gun!" "All is fair in love ok?" "Goloo!" "Rahul bhaiya!" "Muskaan!" " That's Pooja Rahul Bhaiya!" "...it was HER idea!" " When she saw Veeru bhaiya... she said that this would be the only way!" "She'll pretend that SHE is the one marrying Jai and not me!" "When Veeru bhaiya would lift the veil and see its her!" "And then she would say Who Muskaan?" "I don't know any Muskaan!" "Then he'd go away and I'd come and take my place at the alter." "Why didn't you tell this earlier?" " Where was the time?" "The moment we walked out, bhaiya grabbed Pooja!" "It's not my fault..." "Don't yell at me!" "He has a gun!" "And I don't even have a GUN!" "He..." "Arre!" "Hey!" "Just a minute!" "Just a minute!" "I love you Muskaan!" "Just a minute... one minute one minute!" "By the way... can I tell you a secret?" "!" "Now what?" " The gun isn't a gun!" " The bride isn't Muskaan..." "Now which great secret is left to be told?" "Ah!" "The secret is... that you really truly love Pooja!" "Ungag her..." "Bhaiya!" "This isn't Muskaan didi!" "Who are you?" " Who are YOU?" "And why did you kidnap me from my wedding?" "Your wedding?" "To Jai?" " Who else?" "So where's Muskaan?" " Who Muskaan?" "I don't know any Muskaan?" "Sorry..." "I thought 'Jai was getting married to my sister Muskaan..." "If you were mistaken why does it become my fault!" "Take me back at once!" "You idiot!" "Who are you calling an idiot huh?" "!" "One tight..." "Rahul... they're turning back towards the temple!" "Stooop!" "My fiance!" "C'mon... hurry..." "How dare you kidnap my wife!" "Your wife?" "Oh what is he blabbering?" "No no no!" "He means my wife!" "...your wife?" " I mean... my wife-to-be!" "...yes!" "How dare you kidnap Jai's wife to be!" "You just said 'Your' wife..." "Now you're saying 'Jai's-wife-to be..." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Yes!" "What the hell is he talking about!" "?" " Veeru... sir..." "Quiet... you're confusing poor Veeru sir Veeru sir actually she 'Was' my wife... but we're divorced now... and NOW she is Jai's-wife-to-be!" "Get it?" "Simple!" "So can we go now sir... it's getting late for the wedding you see..." "Come on come on come on..." "Boss... something's fishy..." "Jai first said 'My' wife... not 'Wife to be'..." "I think they're trying to fool you..." "If he tries to stop us... you run off... and get married quickly we'll try and hold these two off" "Veeru sir is calling you!" "Veeru sir!" "Veeru brother!" "Now tell me huh?" "!" "Where's Muskaan?" "TELL ME!" "This will do!" "Come on come on come on!" " What are you doing?" "First you stole my motorcycle!" "Now you're taking my wife's stole?" "If she finds out she'll hang me by the same cloth!" "Speak-up!" "Where is Muskaan!" "?" "How would I know?" "Pooja do you know where this nuskaan, sorry nuksaan is?" "Who nuksaan?" " Abe!" "Not nuksaan!" "MUSKAAN!" "See?" "!" "If we don't even a person's name" "How would we know that person's whereabouts?" "Yes dad... uff!" "I know you'll be shamed before everyone..." "I just told you a minute ago we haven't found her..." "I'm not a fool dad!" " I'll call you later!" "The same taunt since childhood..." "fool fool fool!" "Fool!" "...since childhood?" "That's very sad..." "Is he a father or a monster?" "Boss... he's trying to fool you!" "Call the father..." "He is needed for the ritual father why don't you become the father?" " What?" "How?" "What do you mean how?" "This is how!" "Done done... get off!" "Done!" "Who will do 'Lajja human'... call the brides brother..." "Do you want to get me killed?" " Why?" "Is there no brother?" "There is but I told you there's no time!" " You become the brother" "Are you crazy?" "I just became her father!" "How can I become the brother now?" "Oh!" "Alright fine... bijli baba... you become the brother please..." "Ok fine now we have a brother... now get on with this" "'Sakha-saptapadha-bbhava'" "Now pass it to her..." "Now pass it to him..." "Now put it in the fire..." " Come on!" "If we had to put it here why didn't you just give it to ME!" "...why are going round and wasting time!" "I told you there is no time!" " There is a ritual involved, sir." "I'm not one of those fake priests!" "...you go get someone else!" "Ok ok... you CAN speak quickly though cant you?" "I can try..." " Show me... quickly..." "'SAKHA SAPTAPADHA BBHAVA'" "Quickly I said quickly!" "'SAKHA SAPTAPADHA BBHAVA" " I said quickly you slow train!" "'SAKHA-SAPTAPADHA-BHAVA'" " Sakaa" "Sapthapadha -bhava" "'SAKHA SAPTAPADHA BBHAVA SAKHA-SAPTAPADHA-BBHAVA'" "Boss!" "The guy has punctured you!" "Pooja!" "Pooja!" "Rahul!" "Hurry!" "The weddings over..." "You two are husband and wife now" "Give us your blessings, sir." "God bless, dear." "Be happy!" "Done?" " Yes!" "Bhaiya... give us your blessings..." "I am MRS DHUMAL now..." "Yes baba... if I find her I'll be able to stop her right?" "I am not a fool!" "I was mistaken!" "In the daytime?" "Pooja?" "Death doesn't come according to a time table does it?" "Rahul?" "...what are you doing Pooja..." "you're spilling it all over!" "You're so fussy Rahul!" "They're at it again!" "...Rahul..." "I am beginning to talk like you..." "And I like you..." "Yuuuuck!" "Hey!" "I have an idea..." "let's all go on a honeymoon together... again!" "Are you crazy?" "There's just one van... where will we sleep?" "We can't do this!" " Says who?" "Did we have a discussion?" "We will sleep in sleeping bags outside..." "They will sleep in the van inside..." "We will travel together and have a blast for ten days!" "Come on... say 'Done' done" "Dona-done... ji!" "Done!" "Yes mummy -yes daddy" "Muskaan..." "I was thinking..." "We won't keep any cell phones on our honeymoon" "Why won't we?" "Of course we will!" "Say 'Done'!" "Done... done... we will..." "Drink up drink up..." "I'm done for!"