"I want to make a Taj mahal for my Mumtaz.." "tell me.. how much have I made about four bricks.." "guess it's going to take a while" "How much have you made?" "I mean" "We can work together.." "in partnership, what do you say?" "Get out.." "let me work come on.. tell me.. please" "let me work careful, vava be careful you tend to panic don't panic.." "Ok.." "let's start with ChautaIa pick the goggles!" "good!" "now aunty.." "very good!" "now move on to the next" "what is it?" "the same mistake fourtimes?" "!" "I just can't handle "beauty"" "everything else is fine it's very simple bro.." "you must spent some time with them, really?" "what?" "how much have I made?" "what do you want to build?" "White house" "do you see?" "yes brother I do, I do he has got drive, this one" "he's a lion, a lion indeed" "Guy has got guts indeed but what have you done so far?" "I can do anything!" "you tell me WHAT?" "ShukIaji.." "ShukIaji.." "ShukIaji..you are avoiding me!" "AmoI, I have already told you.." "No!" "..but I am just asking for a small favour!" "And.." "I am willing to pay for it !" "Give me one of your guys!" "I have told you once and for all no means NO this is your problem shukhIaji" "there are so many talented gems here each betterthan the other but you treat them like coal please shukIaji," "give me one of your boys" "I will set delhi on fire" "AmoI, I know each of my boys very well think how many've been destroyed trying to make that fire this's the problem" "there is a saying in my aunt's village" "'Don't polish a diamond so much that it begins to look like gIass'" "Means..?" "I'II tell you..move" "Ok.." "look here" "ShukIaji.." "I don't want to do all this" "What?" "You don't want to do what ?" "this pick pocketing..stealing.." "Ok.." "then what will you do?" "Anything" "Chaddaji, I will work with complete honesty just try me once" "No, my friend this work is beyond your capability" "Chaddaji, just give me one chance" "Chaddaji, I will prove I can do it give me one chance" "Son, this is not how we work here we require the gift of the gab.." "and here you are speaking from the heart.." "(prayer) divine mother.." "shower prosperity bless me..my mother show your grace" "hallo.." "True real estate.." "you need an apartment?" "are you a bachelor or a family?" "and your budget?" "ya ya, a small budget..?" "no problem you'II definitely get one ok alright, you just come over here the keys, Chaddaji!" "a client is coming very good, amazing!" "here you go sit" "What will you have?" "Tea?" "Coffee?" "or a cold drink?" "ChautaIa, get two glasses of dessert" "Sir, you've just had tea, you'II catch cold no, not for me, it's forthe guests" "No, no, Sir!" "go on, get going - "forthese?"" "okay so.." "from here to there, from there to here and from here to there again.." "very skillful!" "an artist, very good..very good!" "If I wasn't a cop" "I'd be doing the same" "What are you saying, Sir?" "yes, indeed!" "Now..that would have been real fun!" "and who would be there to save you then?" "give you've been drinking cold tea?" "are you ok?" "Where were you all night?" "why, what happened?" "Is it the time to come home.." "3 o'cIock in the night?" "'knock knock knock' wrecking someone's sleep have you gone mad?" "you talk like there's been a disaster" "I'd been waiting foryou so long so what's the problem?" "tell me now" "ok, listen" "I went to Chaddha the property agent?" "yes.." " went to him a client came, beautiful!" "innocent..no..innocent like" "She got down from the auto," "will you be showing me the apartment?" "yes..er..um are you married?" "yes just got married before coming here no, no.." "I mean, it is easy for people with a family to get an apartment" "why don't you show me the place first?" "ok..1 minute.." "Where are you living now?" "Once I Iike the apartment" "I will give you all my details got it ?" "no, its just that.. one needs proof, you know.." "shall we see the place?" " yeah sure ok, please come you are very jolly indeed!" "come so this is the hall yes, now, this is all..eh, ar.." "I will show you the kitchen now" "looking at the rooms she asks, what is special about them" "this is the kitchen its pretty small" "this is small?" "nice" "brother, she looked around all the rooms i kept looking at her" "I couldn't understand anything i was saying one thing and doing something else.. you know" "what?" "Area" "Area?" "eight paces..four paces.." "eight paces.." " what are you doing?" "Area?" "you don't know the area?" "Area?" "means Jungpura?" "Let it be" "What's your name?" "10,000 per month.." "er.." "Satbir" "..and then.." "she left.." "I couldn't get her address or phone number why don't you resolve your confusion first what confusion?" "you want a job or a girl?" "I want a job first then I want a girl, and that too this girl you can't even take care of yourself and you want to get married!" "can't take care of myself?" "I've been taking care of you" "I wash all your clothes, your underwears cook foryou wait foryou all night and I cannot take care?" "I want to get settled and you!" "oh so hi-fi" "Yes, I am." "I am hi - fi yes, just now you wont find your underwear and come crying..go on..find it yourself" "get lost..!" "go on, wash this glass tell your 'giIrfriend'" "Sir.." "Sir!" "Oh, you are looking wonderful my samosa!" "move back a little" "let me take a look, excellent..excellent!" "now whirl around, round and round sway yourwaist..with gusto!" "round and round..ha ha" "ShukIaji how's business?" "going well and you?" "fine" "AmoI's been frequenting your joint these days" "he wishes to buy.." "Take care" "..that nobody gets sold from yourfamiIy" "Chauhan sir we are not for sale" "buyers like these..so many have come and gone" "You don't worry good that's how it ought to be the line shouIdn't be crossed" "we have our constraints too" "Brother" "I'm really heartbroken seeing you do this work" "I can also do the kind of work that you're doing what's the difference between you and me now?" "who are you trying to reason with?" "these days, he's possessed by ideas of love and honesty" "look," "I'm happy doing what I'm doing" "But we are not happy" "And how can you be happy?" "with petty thievery?" ".. eh?" "Lions are born to hunt but it isn't yourfauIt" "If Iions start feeding on leftovers, they'II become jackaIs" "allow me" "Join me, togetherwe can set delhi on fire" "I will provide you a platform foryourtaIent wake up.." "recognize the talent within you which is struggling to touch the skies struggling to shine like the stars" "Now I will not speak more" "In our village, there is a saying 'the greaterthe man.." "..the lesser he speaks' and" "when you feel like doing something big, just drop by i am always there foryou.." "..waiting" "he doesn't know himself.." "nor his grandma's address" ".. and sets out to conquerthe world" "so what's wrong in what he said?" "everything this man is wrong this business is wrong, you're all wrong, you know oh really !" "we are all wrong?" "we'II show you who we are.." "hallo Savitri" "I'II reach office and call you" "what's this uncle?" "think you are still young?" "!" "hey.. hey, my bag...my bag hey, girl, heyyyy.." "hey, my bag, my bag" "brother..give it back..please" "15..16..17..18..19..20 you've won me over son!" "Honesty is worth something too sir" "well, money shouIdn't get mixed up with honesty" "come, come, come, my Lion, come hey, get me some water not water!" "give him some sherbet where have you set up your joint, AmoI." "the climb has taken all the steam out of me oh, when it comes to that, I couId even stay at the Taj but there is a saying in my father-in-Iaw's mother-in-Iaw's village, that eating," "bathing and shitting ought to be done in the open" "what a wonderful saying!" "now, Iet's talk some business" "This party is worth 250 crores we'II get 50 crores overthe phone itself" "thats all ok but what will be my cut?" "take 1 lakh" "ok..take 2 lakhs not less than 10" "Done!" "done!" "take 10 lakhs!" "ok then" "I'II start planning from today" "I'II leave now hey Moosa, we'II meet up" "Now, whats wrong with you?" "Brother, I don't like it... the way you squander away your money and your life" "Understand, just understand.." "one has to do these things" "Don't we have to establish ourselves in delhi?" "think about that" "Hey!" "he's taken my goggles" "fIicked them, right from under our noses ohh.." "I Iove this boyy!" "Where were you?" "Some important work had come up quite a bit of important work these days eh!" "I want to give up petty crime meaning..?" "if satbir is a samosa what'II you be?" "a dancing dosa?" "we'II kidnap someone" "The richerthe party, biggerthe ransom" "Are you mad?" "What tangles are you getting into?" "do you realize what'II happen when ShukIaji learns of this?" "There's no need to tell ShukIaji" "He'II not let anyone grow big" "As if he won't come to know i don't care you think I'm scared of him?" "It is you who's scared we are not scared" "Just that we respect him" "see munna" "Let's do it together" "ForAmoI?" "!" "No, Munna for us" "1..2..3." "At the count of three she will be right in front of me 1..2..3... what are you doing here, scoundrel just get lost!" "where's her purse?" "What's the matter, Madam?" "This gate will not open without a token" "Take out yourtoken first" "look here," "My purse has just been stolen" "The token was in it then you will have to pay the fine" "Where did you board the train from?" "Rajiv Chowk that amounts to 475 rupees." "Out with it." "what do you mean?" "!" "I've just told you that my purse has been stolen!" "If the token was in it, so was the money!" "what have I got to do with that?" "I'm bound by my duty too" "look here, every day I travel this way daily" "You can take the fine tomorrow" "Everyone comes here daily." "I'm not.." "Madam, how are you?" "do you recognise me, at that apartment.." "yeah.." "What's the matter?" "Just see!" "my purse has just been stolen" "..and he insists on showing me his duty" "So what!" "this is my job" "Omkarbhai, listen to me, there are so many thieves and pickpockets Ioitering about here" "I spotted one just now, one with curly hair .. no, i mean with a beard and all.." "So what, I am not a cop, to run after pickpockets" "That's true, but these things happpen.." "Don't you see she is from a good family" "So what?" "She should know how to talk to people.." "don't worry, I know herweII." "please try and understand" "I've known her since long you know her - yes of course!" "well, then, you make amends" " I will, I will see to it" "Come, come" "thank you so much." "please don't say that heyyy!" "hop on, I'II drop you come on ...ohh" "We'II take another auto please.." "Punjabi Bagh" "Hey Satbir, who's she?" "you could only find my friends purse to steal?" "which purse, Satbir?" "Look, I've got to get back to work, don't make me mad!" "oh really and between you and yourfriend my time's not getting wasted?" "Don't make me mad now." "Out with the purse this is not good I'II report to ShukIaji alright then, you won't do your brother such a small favor huh" "I'II do it for my brother" "Ok I'II do it for my brother's friend too" "nina ji, on my way!" "please..tell me where did you find it?" "Nina ji, I've been in this city fortwenty years now" "I know all kinds of people check your purse is everything there?" "all good?" "Everything is as it was you..you're amazing" "Satbir ji" "But tell me, where did you find this purse ?" "You must know those people, don't you?" "no, no tell me..please" "tell me the truth.." "you do know them, don't you?" "no, no...i mean.." "maybe one ortwo, who..err you know" "I.." "I've always wanted to meet members of a gang, i mean.." "I just want to see how they pick pockets" "They are so talented, isn't it?" "anyways, you've done so much for me," "Thank you so much forthat excuse me..bill please?" "ah no, well.." "I can try" "No, it's ok you've already done so much for me." "I can treat you to a coffee at Ieast.." "No, no, no, no, what's all this you are my guest." "I'II pay" "Here. keep the tip" "Ok, Nina ji you want to see pickpockets at work so.." "let me see.." "I'II try.." "I'II try, but... when.." "are you serious?" "Hmmm" "hey, Ronnie what is all this?" "what have you done here?" "You are cleaning up too, are you feeling alright?" "It's nothing, just expecting guests." "in this junkyard?" "you are expecting guests?" "!" "my hotel looks like a junkyard to you?" "It doesn't look like a hotel atleast ok, tell me what's up?" "pal, he turned out to be a very big businessman" "He is worth millions!" "Don't get into anything silly" "No, I won't" "Satbir is a very good friend of his" "They meet daily, everyday and he is a real miser even more than our vava" "What are you saying!" " Yeah, he pees in the open ratherthan pay a rupee at the public toilet" "a little further son, feet will get wet will have to cut it" "Come and pay yourfine son.." "sonny!" "listen.." "I say let's settle it between the two of us" "tell the boss" " Why bother him?" "is he in a good mood?" "He's a good man, he may agree" "Come on, Iet's go come, now" "Hey, there, stop off you go, too late now" "son.." "I'm telling you even now, Iet's settle it between us the boss will unnecessarily fine me a big sum now there's no way i wont charge you" "Where is the officer ?" "You just get in" "give me a killer.. give me a killer..give me a killer!" "you were begging on the streets of delhi 'he s a hero, he has fire in his eyes!"" "What do you see in my eyes?" "Ash?" "he came, kidnapped and vanished what did you do?" "moosaaa!" "once, twice, thrice.." "the universe is conspiring to make fools of us everytime!" "but this time he will not get far its a real heavyweight that he's picked up!" "shall I take up the gun?" "say the word and I'II take it up yeah?" "now I see.." "yes, now there is fire in your eyes.." "Sethji have you decided?" "hm.. take the fuel money, vehicle rent and settle the matter just that, Sethji?" "I'm a poor man, son" "What are you saying, Sethji?" "you have such a flourishing business in delhi" "You call yourself poor!" "You are mistaken, my child" "I deal in stones" "tiny..round..shiny!" "those kind, right?" "make the call" "What?" "call Aunty" "Why do that?" "She may be calling any moment but she doesn't bother with money matters" "call your brother don't call him" "Why?" " I'II tell you why?" "He'II call the police so who the heck should I deal with?" "with me ok, call forthe cash" ""oh, gatekeepers, tell lord krishna.." "There, that's her that poor sudhama is at his door.."" "Savitri" "hallo" "Radhey, Radhey yeah sure, wear it, looks very good on you" "Hey!" "cut the crap" "Savitri, I am going to china on a business trip" "I'II call you when I return in a weeks time" "Radhey, Radhey" "That's it.. done" "get off.." "wow.. what a life!" "mobile..off work..off" "..only rest" "What 's there to eat?" "hi, come.. come.. come" "Hi, Satbir hope I'm not late no.. no..no where do we have to go?" "I'm so excited, Iet's go we don't have to go anywhere it will all happen here here..?" "in the coffeeshop?" "No, not in the coffeshop, overthere" "look, can you see the short guy nearthe pan shop him.. he's so small he looks small, but he is smart twice over now, he will eat paan and be ready with it in his mouth" "and look overthere the fellow with the beard.." "they are now waiting for a prey.." "look there, somene's come now, watch" "you!" "you have ruined my clothes - sorry sir.." "sorry your one english word" " Sorry will it clean my clothes?" "We also eat paan but before spitting we look around" "I did not see you, you came suddenly" "I came suddenly?" "heard what he is saying?" "!" "Am I to announce loudly move away, i'm coming, move away, I'm coming?" "I've already said, Sorry!" "are you doing him a favour saying sorry?" "You people have painted delhi red with your spitting and 'i came suddenly'?" "!" "hands off!" "look, brother, don't mind my saying so but get him to wash your clothes that will teach these scoundrels a lesson" "you're absolutely right when you wash the clothes then you will realize the consequences of spitting on someone come, take elder brothers' clothes remove your clothes, elder brother remove my clothes here?" "No, in the bathroom there" "Go on, wash them quick" "they are gone, Satbir they will come back we'II wait" "elder brother, my neck is getting.." "wash quickly, then you will know just wasting this gentleman's time" "But I've agreed to wash them" "Don't remove your pants here it will look odd if someone comes" "Go on in and give the clothes to him he will wash them" "Give this bag to me, I'II keep it..i mean" "I will hold it, how will you take it inside, else where will you keep it here" "You are an honest gentleman, why should I worry?" "Today you will scrub my clothes" "Give them quick please" "Let me get them off" "Now, you will remember who you had to deal with yeah- today you will know who you had to deal with" "I will wash them just now scrub them well, go on" "scrub them and wash them well.." "have you lost your voice..?" "is it washed yet.." "hey there is it washed yet?" "I'm asking, is it washed yet?" "where is he?" "this is so exciting" "Do you know, I'm seeing all this forthe first time!" "The poor guy's really screwed" "Look there, do you see that?" ""You become oblivious."" ""Don't every fall in love."" ""You become oblivious."" ""Don't every fall in love."" ""Eyes are locked."" ""The heart pines a little."" ""Eyes are locked."" ""The heart pines a little."" ""Love is my obsession."" ""The path of love is hard."" ""I want to fly with the beauty."" ""Love is overpowering."" ""Kites fall down afterfIying high."" ""Kites fall down afterfIying high."" ""Kites fall down afterfIying high."" ""Kites fall down afterfIying high."" ""Nothing lasts long."" ""O Lord, don't fall in love."" "Satbir with you, the whole day just zipped by come on thanks a Iot, really" "Wow" "Sonny, wonderful!" "You turned out to be a bigger businessman than me" "unit, ten, hundred, thousand.." "Iakh..?" "One and a half lakhs for a pastry?" "I will not have any of these go on, I will give you a 20'/' discount" "Then I won't have it at all" "Don't eat then. as you wish.." "We'II close the kitchen today then" "I'II give you today's expenses." "tomorrow i wont even give you that" "I'm done." "It's very spicy" "Look" "delhi police will soon be on yourtraiI" "They will really beat me up, no?" "yeah" "Purushottamji, don't scare me like this" "I'm not...." "I'm trying to reason with you" "Ronnie!" "Ok, goodnight" "Here's a hot cup of tea, Satbir" "Don't worry so much about work" "Just put your heart in it" "Good times come to everyone" "I'm not worried about work" "I have a problem with this area" "Everything's fine here What's wrong with this area what's fine?" "There is only one school here and that too only upto the 12th grade" "children find it so difficult to attend college, do you know?" "Have you seen these houses?" "So tiny all huddled up. a couple can't have a decent romantic conversation here" "A family needs more space you know..open space.." "Nina may say yes to marriage any day, then?" "What are you saying?" "Sister-in-Iaw has agreed?" "She may say yes any time now, that is the problem" "Any time now ?" "like breaking news on TV" "Forthe first time on TV an expose' on how the business of thieving operates!" "See next week, eight o'cIock in the evening!" "What happens in a government office?" "You are trained before you get a job." "It is likewise in the world of crime too" "Candidates are selected, trained and tested and then they are inducted into the gang" "There are many gangs like that.. who want to make it big" "There is one Inspector, Chauhansaab." "He believes all pickpockets are artists" "If some pickpocket is returning empty-handed, he even gives them money from his own pocket saying, you people are artists and artists should not go hungry!" "He is a close friend of ShukIaji's, meaning, of course, the police is hand-in-gIove, if the police does not give support, who can do it .." "meaning, you can walk into the police station as if you were going home" "One such gang is ShukIaji's" "ShukIaji has raised the pickpockets as his own children." "He has taught each pickpocket to steal, to read and write so that they'II never get a raw deal in this world to read and write" "well done good job excellent you are very creative" "Thank you, Sir" "Keep it up!" "Thank You!" "congratulations, Nina thank you Aditi," "Now just watch this show will change your life!" "Aditi" "I'd told you that Satbir's face shouIdn't be seen" "Come on we needed someone who could put everything together, and who could do it betterthan Satbir" "Brother it's time for good morning and you are still in bed!" "Wake up.." "ShukIaji has been exposed" "Satbir is on TV the entire gang, every detail" "Hey, Moosa am I dreaming?" "!" "No, no, you are not.." "slap me.." "Moosa here.." "Hey, what is it?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "at Ieast a 'welcome drink' is due every business has its ethics!" "What is that?" "'Ethics' means 'principIes'" "well then, I'II get you one next time next time it seems!" "Here they are.." "they are here, your guests have reached" "Save me, save me, Sethji" "delhi police!" "What did you bring with you?" "what will you take with you?" "all that remains will be dust go on, open!" "Hey sister, Where are you going?" "Where are you going?" "listen.." "oh.." "A big TV star has come to my hotel!" "It's the good fortune of my hotel" "What will you have?" "Tea?" "Coffee?" "cold drink?" "Sethji?" "You?" "hallo partner in crime, right?" "meaning?" "Meaning, sometimes in a samosa sometimes in a burqa what are you talking about?" "Now don't act innocent, you know everything huh?" "What has happened to Sethji here?" "What is this?" "It's nothing.." "the hotel just started... he is the first customer, he is mad with excitement, nothing else" "But why is he all tied up?" "Don't bother about all that why did you have to babble on television?" "Did I do it deliberately?" "will I trap you.. deliberately?" "forget that, will I do this to myself" "I've been running heIter-skeIter since morning," "I have come here secretly, wearing this.." "that innocent girl.." "who?" " Meaning, innocent-Iike.." "that apartment girl.." "I told her everything offering it to her on a platter" "it felt like she was recording it in her heart.." "she was recording it all..on camera on tv shukhIaji.." "I saw it all" "live.." "'Our' Satbir.." "felt like taking the gun and blasting the tv our own kid.." "I couldn't bearto see it!" "I ran overto share the tragedy that has befallen us" "After all ShukIaji, when fire breaks out at the neighbours'" "AmoI!" "The base of this business is trust ok.." "and Satbir has broken that trust" "Go.." "get him.." "ShukIaji we searched high and Iow..but no trace of him there is a saying in my village:" "'sister of a witch is also a witch'" "Meaning?" "Ronnie!" "ShukIaji, do you still thinkyou should trust your boys seriously..do you?" "allow me" "Panditji.." "Yes.." "go get the bride and groom right away" "..and take the accomplice along.." "come on.." "You want to become a king in a day, is it?" "nothing like that ok, even if I release him" "AmoI will pick him up" "He is after him like a sniffer dog.." "here he is safe at Ieast.." " forget it.." "what are you telling me..forget it oh Ronnie.." "AmoI" "untie him.." "get up, get up here we are.." "Look, satbir.." "our own Satbir.." "I liked being with her" "I wanted herto keep on talking so.." "I kept on answering and she kept on asking" "Satbir this is the most beautiful day of my Iife because you showed me everything that I always wanted to see come on Nina ji" "truly, I will neverforget this day" "you ruined our entire business..forthat...girl?" "this is the limit, can't even show my face anywhere" "Just escaped by the grace of Lord BajrangbaIi, else.." "ShukIaji" "let us just think.." "..that Satbir has not done any of this deliberately but the problem is that everyone has seen it on tv" "AmoI.." "its not necessary that everything you see is true.." "yes son.." "It isn't necessary that everything you see..is true" "ShukIaji, only the trailer is out now" "When the actual programme starts next week.." "AmoI, don't worry about next week right now oh.." "I am not worrying at all.." "I have just come to share the community's grief.." "as forthe rest..you are eIderto us do whateveryou feel is right" "I'II take my leave then.." "We'II sit and watch the programme together" "AII of us together!" "move it hippo, you want to give an interview orwhat?" "ok see you.." "ShukIaji.." "shukhIa ji you don't worry" "I'II set everything right what will you set right?" "anyway all of this will not affect you because you have already left the fold my worry is for all of them" "ShukIa ji, you have fed me, clothed me, brought me up" "I have grown up playing with all of them" "will I do this against all of you?" "I made a mistake" "I was trapped" "I don't understand what's happening with me.." "but if you feel you are trapped because of me.." "then.. alright.." "I have 7 days" "I'II do whatever it takes.. whatever.." "to make sure this programme does not appear on tv, Ok?" "Sethji!" "Sethji!" "Sethji!" "Where were you?" "GuIping air" "Hey Sethji, you got hungry and gulped the sweets eh?" "The other day you were acting like a hero!" "ok that'II be 3 Iakhs" "What?" "3 Iakhs?" "Yes, forthe sweets" "Here my Iife is at stake and you are bothered about the sweets!" "what sweet costs 3 Iakhs?" "It costed 1 lakh earlier sure, plus 2 for stealing" "Theft?" "What theft?" "Then have I stolen it?" " I haven't stolen anything" "You are a thief anyway you must have stolen it when could I have stolen it?" "I haven't done any stealing, must've been you" "What's that?" "huh?" "well I thought..you'd have eaten it.." "When it wasn't there, I am a thief" "Now that it's found, I'm not a thief!" "Got a chance and made me a thief !" "How did I make you a thief?" "I thought you'd eaten it!" "You are a thief, a superthief!" "When it's not there, I'm a thief and when it's found, I'm not when it's not there, I'm a thief and when it's found, I'm not a thief" "First of all, you must get hold of the videotapes and you know how to do that" ""Demon's den is destroyed." "Praise the Lord."" ""Gong has been sounded." "Praise the Lord."" ""Demon's den is destroyed."" ""There is justice all around."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""FirefIies glow at night."" "munna..vava..saw that?" " "There is justice all around."" "tomorrow watch each person." "where do they come from, how do they leave- everything" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Drink to your health."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" "if this gets done, then the path ahead will be easy" ""Praise the Lord."" "Praise.." ""Fox is lamb's skin."" "Praise.." ""Don't judge a book by its cover."" ""Both saints and thugs have united."" ""Graduates are like parrots."" ""Short cut is the new mantra."" "Are you mad?" "what are you doing?" "Don't you see the vehicle behind?" "Have you gone blind?" "We were on the bike behind, we'd have fallen" "Look, friends," "look, I would've died" "Munna, this is the same thing" "uncle, there is a puncture repair shop ahead this is their regular ploy to get business, but we will fix this, open the boot we won't call them" "No, we'II not call them" " Take it to the right side" "uncle, you just sit back and relax" "get the spanner, you clown!" "Sir!" "Yes?" "can you tell me this address." "Lane no. 26" "Lane no. 26?" "Look, I am not an educated man, I can't read orwrite" "Why don't you ask this gentleman?" "he is much better qualified than me" "Sir!" "We have been seeking ourway, towing the bridegroom party for overtwo hours now" "Lane No. 26 nearthe roundabout ok 1 minute" "You see this building there's a park right behind it" "This address ought to be somewhere there" "Is there a roundabout too?" "Yeah, may be, yes." "Some fountains?" "some tents forthe marriage" "Ok, guess we'II have to take a u-turn to get there" "What happened?" "Nothing the wallet was slipping out" "What?" "Why are you shooting me now?" "uncle?" "What is it, Son?" "what happened?" "I've been looking for you..where were you?" "Look, he is the boy, It is his marriage." "What happened, son?" "congratulations!" "Thank you, thank you what should I do uncle?" "I need to pee badly go on, go on, do it, do it" "Hey, where are you going?" "You come right back" "He is Tunnu. in the whole of Ghaziabad no one makes a better wedding video than him" "uncle, don't embarrass me.." "carry on, carry on.." "hallo, Aunt she is the bridegroom's mother" "Namaste" "He has given us the proper directions.." "we've been roaming around for 2 hours now" "please don't mention it - thank you sooo much!" "It's really alright.. seriously" "So, ok, then, have food with us," "No, No, it's alright." "You won't?" "oh!" "only at your own house?" "and not at ours?" "No, its, not Iike that, just that I'm getting late" "Oh well, don't eat with us." "don't!" " Oh, please don't take offense." "Listen to me, listen.." "just asked him to have food with us, he says no even to that" "Hey, what are you doing?" "meaning?" "Step out!" "Why should we step out?" "It's my car." "You come out" "Excuse me!" "Don't fool around." "Come out!" "what nonsense!" "from where do such people spring up?" "Have you downed a peg so early in the morning?" "It's getting late," "Who are you?" "What are you talking about?" "do you want a lift?" "Where do you want to go?" "you will give me a lift in my own car?" "get out!" "Hey, what's happening here?" "whats the ruckus?" "Look Madam, myself s. k." "Kapoor" "Whose Kapoor?" "I am Surendra Kapoor" "Excuse me, I'm s.k.kapoor" "License?" "License?" "here" "Here" "vehicle no.?" "DL" "DL 3C 1764" "Get the papers!" "I'II get them right away" "You take a look" "get in" "Madam what are you doing" "Get in, quick" "Madam, please mind your language" "Look at the personality before you open your mouth" "You don't know who I am!" "The food minister is a distant uncle of mine" "Who are you talking to?" "show some respect" "Get going !" "get going!" "hold this one, put him in" "I will report this to the people at the top level" "Satbir, here he comes!" "hallo!" "Come here, you" "How did this auto come in?" "What are you doing here?" "I see you have been following me since morning" "Who are you?" "You are not going to listen i see!" "I'II have to use other ways to make you understand!" "shall I explain?" "shall I?" "should I use otherways?" "should I?" "You are on tv!" "... vava!" "Sir, this is a reality show and you're the hero of today's show" "congratulations, Sir!" "hallo Sir," "This is ourteam sorry to have inconvenienced you we offeryou our heartfelt apologies but Sir, today ourtask was to fool someone who'd not be easily fooled" "And here is yourwaIIet, license, and a gift from us" "And here are your car keys" "Sorry Sir" "congratulations, Sir!" "Sorry, Sir, Sorry.." "Sorry get some waterfor him" "No, No not necessary" "You guys nearly took the breath out of me!" "Just tried to make a good effort!" "Is it truly a reality?" " yes sir" "If yes, then it will certainly be a hit show who are you making it for?" "Forwhom, meaning.." "we are just making it for ourselves now, once some channel likes it then.." "liked it what?" "quite liked it who?" "I liked It" "Oh, that doesn't matter The common man usually likes it, but a channel has to like it, a channel the channel has liked it too what do you mean?" "I am the owner of this channel.." "What!" "You?" "Why are you staring?" "So, tell me.." "hey!" "just a minute.." "I have seen you somewhere.." "We have been together all morning, after all.." "No no.." "I've seen you somewhere else ah.." "I do appear on tv quite often.." "ohh, that explains it.." "I thought I'd seen you somewhere" "Okay, and what's the name of your program?" "Chor Chor Super Chor..the real artist" "Wow!" "Interesting name... very catchy, isn't it?" "tell me in detail" "Sir, you'd have seen the metro station, bus, park, bazaar.." "Satbir, why don't we show sirthe dvd?" "That's wonderful." "Show me vava play this.." "what do you need?" "The remote?" "Take this.." "Catchy, very catchy, mind blowing.." "welcome back to Chor chorSuper Chor, the real artist" "This is a special episode and we give you 100'/' guarantee of total entertainment" "Think who will be the startoday?" "Like, for some it is Shahrukh khanand for some it is SaIman" "It's her. muIti-taIented, you know" "Naughty, very naughty, eh?" "if our artist vava eats six paansin one go, what will happen..?" "here goes the first, the second, third, fourth, fifth and as the sixth is being chewed, .." "this angle has not worked out so well had it been from the other side It'd have been better" "But, you salvaged it with your acting" "Is it?" "thanks pal" "Stop it" "What happened, Sir?" "This is my programme" "It is to be telecast next week" "The promos are also on air" "What are you saying, Sir?" "This is our program ewe have done the shoot" "The same location." "The same actors." "Who is denying that !" "the artists are right in front of you" "We have chosen the location, we have done the shooting" "I know it ." "I know it all." "Sir, 1 minute" "Just watch some more You are probably confused" "Further?" "What's there to see?" "Sir, you just see it once" "Sir, it is ahead, all the fun is ahead." "Just watch" "Yes, Sir, it feels like that's all there is but there's more play?" "Yeah, yeah play it" "you two !" "Don't be startled, this is a reality show and you are the hero of this episode and at this moment, you are on tv" "Yes, today the whole nation will see you" "What?" "me, a hero?" "Yes, and here's your bag" "Sir, this is a gift from us to you and Sir, "you thief, me soldier "" "What?" " Dvd sir. dvd of the show" "Sir, seeing these two, you'd have thought that they're two thieves, but they are not thieves they are our actors" "sir, do call yourwife" "Sure, Sure, why not!" "Here, thieves don't run after people, people run afterthem, forthis is Chor Chor, Super Chor" "this is it, sir" "What happened, Sir?" "Outstanding!" "agreed" "I've understood" "This will change the history of television" "You saved my Iife, Sir!" "rather, you have breathed life into this show!" "Thank you Sir, Thank you" "Your programme will appear on my channel" "Thank you Sir, Thank you" "hallo!" "Hi!" "How are you?" "I'm alright" "I didn't see you around afterthat day?" "Yes, I got busy" "Where?" "Here, in the office" "Yes, with the tv show, yeah, yeah" "I saw It, I liked it its shot well" "Don't worry I don't have a camera with me" "You have made me famous, you know?" "Thank you" "are these yourtapes?" "Yes Sir" "Yes Sir and where did you steal it from?" "Sir, this is our show" "we have not stolen these tapes from anywhere" "You are mistaken" "If you think you are so creative, then why don't I find the entire programme here?" "Sir, this is the entire programme." "We have created it enough!" "Nina," "I'm sorry" "You are fired" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Everyone praise the Lord."" ""Everyone praise the Lord."" ""You praise the Lord." "I praise the Lord."" ""We all praise the Lord."" ""We all praise the Lord."" ""First rule, don't miss the wallet."" ""And if you get caught, beg for mercy."" ""First rule, don't miss the wallet."" ""And if you get caught, beg for mercy."" ""fill your vault."" ""Use the stealth of hand."" ""fill your vault."" ""Use the stealth of hand."" ""If nothing else works.."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" "Hey, he's picked your pocket" "I know they will come back home and return it" "In addition, they will show me on TV" "You want to be seen on tv?" "Come and stand close to me" "Listen, pull yourwaIIet out a bit" "But remain normal." "No one should come to know" "Stand straight" "Hey, how do you know?" "I know it all!" "Just switch it off!" "Oh, oh..how I'd dreamt and how it has turned out.." "Moosa.." "two-pice pickpockets have become superstars!" "..and you thought these very pickpockets, were diamonds!" "moosa, don't toy with my emotions!" "i'm telling you!" "brother, when times are bad, donkeys get to eat gold i will finish them" "you rascals I will finish you all off" "No son, I will not go" "Don't say that, Sethji" "You have been here since so many days, if you don't go home.., no my son" "In my Iife" "I have spent each paisa, each emotion with great stinginess" "But today, here..no, Sonny, I'II not go from here" "Don't insist, sethji" "I had a home.." "between my wife Savitri and me," ""oh, gatekeepers, tell lord krishna that poor sudhama is at his door"" "see, what a Iong life aunty has!" "its her calling" "Yes, Savitri..radhey radhey no, I will not come" "Sethji!" "no I am telling you" "Sethji, please go we don't have any children!" "But today," "I have two kids" "nobody can stop me today!" "Nobody..can stop me today" "keep this" "Sethji!" "Keep it return it when you start earning" "You too, keep it" "Sethji, what are you going?" "we don't want it..please we don't want it, please Now our business is doing well because of his stupidity you've had to suffer!" "forgive us..please" "what did you think, I'm giving you money?" "huh?" "You kept me here so long, am I a lunatic?" ""don't go Sethji"" "I'II leave now, eh!" "there's a tag on the box too take this!" "I will have to take something for my wife and children too" ""oh, gatekeepers, tell lord krishna that poor sudhama is at his door"" "UncIeji, Where is this Mata Sundari college?" "Mata Sundari?" "Son, overthere..." "Let me come out, you fool" "Hey, where are you taking me?" "walk straight, can't you?" ""oh, gatekeepers, tell lord krishna.." "Chauhan saab..good morning" "recognized me or no?" "I wanted to share some news with you tell me" "ShukIa's man, Ronnie has kidnapped Purushottamdas" "Thank you" "ChautaIa!" "congratulations, Satbir!" "Thank you, thank you" "You are.." " aditi, ah.. yes" "You had a friend here don't see her here these days which friend?" "Nina" "She quit" "Quit?" "Orwas she fired?" "What difference does it make?" "The fact is that the poor thing doesn't work here any more" "Poorthing?" "and what about what she did to me?" "what has she done to you?" "She just exposed thieves and pickpockets" "She befriended me, fooled me into believing that she loved me, and made a fool of me..the whole world was gunning for me" "The whole world was gunning foryou because you are a thief" "I was a thief, a pickpocket, but no more" "So how will she know that you've quit all that?" "looks like I've got into the wrong bus!" "No, no, in fact, you are in the right bus" "You are mistaken" "I need to go to Indrapuram" "Sure, we'II take you there, but Devi, this is a DTC bus there is a fine of rupees 50 for not taking a ticket and there could besix months imprisonment too" "I will give you the money now" "Here, one ticket for Indrapuram" "please..give me change Baby" "Baby?" "er, Devi, Devi" "Two, for Indrapuram" "Two?" "but you are only one!" "No, no, I am not with this loafer.." "I will find the changefor the ticket myself" "Narayan!" "Narayan!" "Devi has, with her delicate lips, called Dev some names!" "Narayan!" "Narayan!" "Do you have some change?" "me?" "..hahaha" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""I am a hunk."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""I am a goon of the area."" ""I am a pickpocket."" ""In newspapers.."" ""..in police station I'm discussed."" ""I am the way to prosper."" ""O buddy, who has plundered?"" ""O buddy, who has plundered?"" ""She stole my heart."" ""She stole my heart."" ""I am a pauper."" ""hold my hand."" ""I am a pauper." "hold my hand."" ""Make my luck."" ""Make my luck."" ""You have the face I desire."" ""Your photo is dearerthan money."" ""You have the face I desire."" ""Your photo is dearerthan money."" ""If you say, I can give my Iife foryou."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""Let me give you the rein of my Iife."" ""Let me get the nectar."" ""Let me give you the rein of my Iife."" ""Let me get the nectar."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" "This is a DTC bus" "The fine for not takinga ticket is one hundred rupees and 6 months imprisonment is also possible" "will you not take a ticket for me?" "Come, come" "Big people have forgotten the way here.." "You'd have just given us a call." "There was no need to trouble ChautaIa to get us We'd have come here immediately" "Don't worry." "It is our job to serve you" "ChautaIa, something to eat?" "How about samosas from NiruIa's?" "no, not samosas?" "well then, get chhoIe bhature" "Get a chikooshake too and a pan masala for me" "Oh, Okay, I'II get it" "When we come here, we get the feel of being home" "You take such good care of us" "Kids have to be cared for, isn't it!" "And how's everything ?" "Everything's just perfect underyour reign" "These days, you are all overthe television!" "That was Satbir's idea" "It was Satbir's idea?" " The whole idea was his" "Very good" "And where is Ronnie these days?" "He has started a hotel in KaroIbagh" "Good to know that the kids are settling down slowly getting settled sir" "Go on, eat" "That comes as a surprise" "Ronnie has opened a hotel and he did not even tell us?" "tell him I'm hurt" "There is nothing to feel hurt about sir!" "He's not told anyone" "Even ShukIaji did not know." "He happened to tell me over a beer" "Yeah." "Do give me his address" "I'II give him surprise." "He is one of us too" "Give it, give it" "Sir, adress..raigarpura street number 12 nearthe junction?" "on its left very good!" "I will give him a surprise soon" "Take me with you too He will be very happy to see us" "What do you think?" "our job is to treat 2 pice criminals like you to chikooshake?" "but we are not criminals.." "If you are not yet, you're sure to become" "First, pickpockets.." "then kidnapper.." "then murderer" "It's not Iike that, sir who do you think you are?" "take them away" "I'II treat you to chikoo shake" "Get going, go," "Siryou could speak to ShukIaji once" "Hey, hey, hey, hey where to?" " inside" "You think this is a market?" "free for all to walk in?" "This is a police station" "Is Chauhan saab there?" "He is doing a pooja forthe 2 of them" "There seems to be some misunderstanding." "That has now been cleared" "You scoundreIs will never improve release the two rascals" "He really worked us over satbir" "He kept on asking about Ronnie" "Just a minute.." "hallo, Ronnie" "Hero!" "Hero!" "Quite right!" "Quite Right!" "no Sethji, he is not a hero he is a villain" "The real villain" "What do you want?" "AmoI, release Purushottamji" "release him" "Come, free him, come, free him, come, come" "Such toys are available in the market by the hundreds" "One needs guts to use these..which we men are born with not ones like you the arms of the Iaw are very long Ronnie the police have surrounded you" "You are under arrest get it off me!" "Forthe past twenty years, you've been mouthing the same dialogue!" "Tie him up fool" "AmoI, release Purushottamji" "The police have learnt about the kidnapping" "police?" "Run!" "fool!" "we have summoned the police..foryou" "Hey, brother, hey, where are you wandering around all alone?" "I haven't come alone" "The whole bridegroom party is here" "ShukIaji!" "shall I pull the trigger, brother?" "shall I ?" " moron!" "don't fool around Put it down, down!" "the fool!" "ShukIaji, when I am not interfering in your business, then why are you.." "rascal, didn't I forbid you?" "not to touch my boys?" "shukhIaji.. but come, sonny, come" "things go a little up and down sometimes, you know.." "Stop the boys, shukIaji" "Did you stop?" "Don't joke, ShukIaji" "I never joke and you know it very well" "Do you see the noose?" "It's been set up forthe 2 of you" "The plan is, to hang you and to roast you from below as well" "ShukIaji, it's ready" "Come over, brother" "That's fine.." "let this one go" "Let these 2 hang" "Read this and let me know if any lines need to be added" "Suicide note?" "ShukIaji!" "Inspector sir, after struggling fortwenty years in the world of crime, getting exiled from several places, getting defeated by the witch of honesty," "I, AmoI, along with my right hand moosa, am bidding farewell to this world we now have hope only from the upperworld" "We regret that we were not able to setan ideal for anyone in the world of crime," "But in hell, the other name for terrorwiII be AmoI and Moosa" "Your runaways, AmoI and Moosa fine?" "want to add anything?" "shall we proceed?" " yes, hang them" "1 minute, 1 minute!" "Now what?" "what happened?" "Fortheir souls to rest in peace, there ought to be a two minute prayer come on, come on" "Okay, take yourtime." "Oh, chant the mantras" "moosa.." "moosa.." "there is a saying in my granny's sister's in-Iaws'" ""when the time is right one should become P.T. Usha"" "Meaning?" "Runnn!" "you are welcome to the show, chor chor super chor" "Today is a historic day forteIevision as today is the grand finale of our show and today's hero is a jeep it's number is .." "DL3C 1313 and as you can see, there are some people jumping into it and driving away" "They have kidnapped a big jeweIIerfrom the city," "Friends, you can watch the grand finale and be the winner of this show" "Yes, you just have tospot this jeep and catch the fugitives" "So what are you thinking about?" "Maybe this vehicle of fate is somewhere in your vicinity!" "so getup, set out and nab them" "You could be a life winner of Chor Chor Super Chor!" "Don't be disheartened Moosa," "So what if we weren't able to set delhi on fire we still have mumbai!" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Teacher is a thug."" ""Pack your bags."" ""Smart ones fall flat on the face."" ""They have to go empty handed."" ""Smart ones fall flat on the face."" ""They have to go empty handed."" ""Chant God's name."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Praise the Lord."" "welcome!" "hope you had no problems on the way?" "not at all Sir!" "close it ChowtaIa" "ShukIaji !" "I salute you yourfamiIy has guts very good" "real artist - thank you Sir, keep it up" "ChowtaIa let's go" "Moosa Bhai, take care of your diet satbir, now I realise who has really influenced you!" "Hey!" " now what?" "there is a saying in my father's village!" "which one ?" "the over smart crow always eats shit!" "So now I am going to retire you take care of everything and start a real new life!" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""Let me give you the rein of my Iife."" ""Let me get the nectar."" ""Let me give you the rein of my Iife."" ""Let me get the nectar."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""Passenger of bus, take a ride on my scooter."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""I am a hunk."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""I am a hunk."" ""Let me kiss the lips that cuss."" ""Demon's den is destroyed." "Praise the Lord."" ""Gong has been sounded." "Praise the Lord."" ""Demon's den is destroyed." "Gong has been sounded."" ""There is justice all around."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""FirefIies glow at night."" ""There is justice all around."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Demon's den is destroyed." "Gong has been sounded."" ""FirefIies glow at night."" ""There is justice all around."" ""Praise the Lord."" ""Drink to your health.""