"The EU has decided that cattle, pigs, sheep and goats must be registered, so there's no doubt as to each animal's identity and origin." "In the old days we were close to the animals." "What is it?" "Johanna?" " A cow?" " A cow." "Good." "Cow..." " And this?" " A sheep." "Cow..." "Sheep..." "Sheep and cows have always had their place in art, especially in the symbolic world of religious art." "Nowadays animals often travel great distances during their lifetime." "All animals in a production unit must be entered in a central register." "At birth all animals must be tagged and registered." "A tag in each ear secures a life-long identity." "Any failure to obey regulations, is a potential source of danger and must be corrected for the common good." "On October 6, 1999, six healthy cows where shot when grazing in a meadow in Ljungskile." "The order was given by the Swedish Board of Agriculture." "The cows wore no EU-tags." "Cow..." "Sheep..." "Sheep..." "Cow..." "Sheep..." "Cow..." "Sheep..." "Any creature without a yellow tag or other proof of identity, will be removed by the authorities and maybe destroyed." "Europe does not exist." "Europe is everything." "Europe!" "I no longer dream of Europe." "It's hard to say "Europe" without lighting a cigarette." "Have you tried?" "It's got a somewhat metallic taste." "But maybe it's only me." "Yes, it's probably just me." "Fuck that." "I don't know where it is." "Suddenly it was gone." " Are you okay?" "You're on in a sec." " I know!" "E-U spells "yu"." " "Yu"." " R-O spells "row"." " "Row"." " And finally:" "P-E spells "p"." " "P"." " Now you just have to combine it." ""Yurowp"." "Let me hear it..." ""Yuuup"." "Say after me: "Europe"." ""Europe"." " "Visions of Yuuup"." " "Europe"." " "Yuuup"." " One more time." " No, I can't." "Forget it." " You just said it." "Come again." " You've said it a million times." " I know!" "Drop it!" "You're on in five minutes." " Let's do it properly now." " I can't, can I?" "It is, as if..." "Is, as if that word..." "It touches nothing in me!" " So what?" " So what?" "I don't know what!" "Have you tried this before?" "Not being able to pronounce a word?" " Of course not." " Maybe you're just tired." "Have you had enough water to drink today?" " Damn it!" "Say it again, will you?" " "Europe"." " Come over here and say it." " "Europe"." " "Yup"." " "Europe"." ""Europe"." "What was it you wanted to know?" "I could tell you an awful lot about my old friend Europe." "But this isn't exactly the place, is it?" "Europe." "Europe." "The old, evil songs" "Lyrics" "Music" "Rearranged by" "Performed by" "The old, evil songs" "And dreams that frighten them" "Those we lay to rest" "Hence bring us a coffin" "Into it goes something" "I say not what" "The coffin must be bigger" "Than Heidelberg's large tun" "A bier is needed" "With boards made stable" "It needs to be longer" "Than the bridge to Mainz" "And thereupon fetch twelve giants" "And stronger they must be" "Than the strong Christoph" "In the cathedral in Cologne on the Rhine" "And the coffin must be carried to the coast" "And lowered into the sea" "For such a giant coffin" "Must have a giant grave" "Do you know the reason why" "It has to be so big and heavy" "I shall lower my love" "And my pain down there as well" "The streets that my father walked, when he died a hero's death..." "We make no brothers' pact with cowed, cowardly swine" "We must finish off the misery of Europe..." "Wistful sounds my song" "Let us sing a song and clink our glasses..." "Who was it?" "Tell him who you slept with." " Who did you sleep with?" " Nobody." "You are 16 years old, and you still haven't slept with anybody?" " Tell me now!" "Who was it?" " Nobody." "I hope you won't insist on it being an immaculate conception?" "Do you know what ovulation is?" "And intercourse?" "The egg meets the sperm and so on." "It doesn't happen without that..." "Stop talking nonsense!" "People are walking on Mars." "Sheep are cloned." "But your conception is immaculate?" " Who would believe that?" " Why did they pick you of all people?" "Could we have a moment to ourselves?" "Don't do that." "An immaculate conception..." "How embarrassing." " Well, what happened?" " I really don't know." "Didn't you feel anything at all?" " Yes, I did." " What did you feel?" "I was cold." "I was falling asleep, when I saw a beautiful woman in a blue dress." "Like the woman here?" "I don't really know." "She said we were spoiled and didn't go to church." " Which happens to be true." " We mustn't build tower blocks." " The big ones must heed the small." " She never said that!" "But she did." "We need to travel more to resist the false Messiah." "We mustn't steal, for there's hardly anything left to steal." "There won't be peace in the world, when everybody walks around bare-footed." " She said I was expecting a child." " Stop lying!" " I'm not lying." " Nobody would say such nonsense!" "Your blasphemy is a terrible sin." "Indulgence will be hard to get." "Now tell me the truth." "Who's the father of your child?" "You won't believe me, Father, but I really don't know." " What now, Father?" " She's a disgrace to the church." "It's your fault." "You never go to mass." "Would you recommend an abortion?" "No, don't do that." "Just to be on the safe side." "The regional government has issued a bulletin with information on pollution, especially in the industrial regions." "As the information is erroneous, the correct information will be published tomorrow." " Where?" " At Marghera town hall, 9 p.m." "Morrow we'll march at half past 9, in front of the court-house in Rial, and there'll be a waterway procession." " Bye, mom." " Bye." "THE INDUSTRIAL DANGER" "In case of alarm: 1." "Go inside." "2." "Shut all doors and windows." "3." "Follow instructions on TV." "4." "Switch off heating and air-conditioning." "5." "Do not call emergency station." "6." "Do not fetch children." "They will shut us up!" "They will stunt democracy in this country!" "We have come to say that they can never shut us up!" " How's your thesis coming along?" " Well, let's say that..." " When will you be finished?" " By June or July, I hope." "What subject did you end up with?" "The treatment of waste water and pollution." "And waste from the textile industry." "We try to clean the waste water which has been polluted with dyes." "THE BIBLE" "The chemical plant at Marghera has caused hundreds of deaths." "The courts have not yet passed the final sentence." "The Venice Lagoon is highly polluted." "Poisons are manufactured at Marghera." "Anna lives in Marghera, Italy." "Emmanuel Afalayan." "I have Nigerian roots, but I was born here." "Jean Aliana Ayissi, from Cameroon." " Bing Tang." "I'm from China." " Yousse Azer, from Egypt." " Anwar." "I'm from Pakistan." " Iraklis." "I'm from Georgia." " Daria Corna, from Romania." " Claude Boulu." "I'm from France." "Tefta Bejko from Albania." "I came to Greece in order to get a better life." " Mirka Petrova." "I'm from Bulgaria." " Marios." "I'm from Paphos in Cyprus." " I'm Giorgio, from Yugoslavia." " Martha Triantafillidou." "I was born in Tashkent in the Soviet Union." "Refik Maresogo from Turkey." "I'm looking for a better life." " Too bad people don't need a visa." " The EU is good for Greece." "It's good with multi-ethnicity and cross-cultural exchange." " For me, Greece is Europe." " I shall always live here." "The Greeks treat me well in private." "At work it is hell." "There's no clear immigration policy." "Now you are wanted, now you're not." " The EU is too weak." " I feel like a Greek." "I have roots in Nigeria." "I was born here." "The EU creates contact between people of different backgrounds." "There are better possibilities to get an education here." "There are theatres and cinemas." "People are more open." "In job interviews they never ask about your education." "That hurts." "There are rarely any problems with racism and xenophobia." "We have no problems with the citizens." "People are more reserved towards the Chinese." "Yes, there are prejudices." "The older generation is somewhat anxious." "This attitude to anything foreign makes my flesh crawl." "Personally I regret the media focus on crime and theft." "It gives you a feeling of insecurity." "As if you have done something." "No matter what I do, whether I'm a cleaner or whatever, nobody knows what I feel inside." "I'm an electrician, but I'm also a musician." "I've always worked as a clerk besides studying." " I study architecture." " It doesn't embarrass me to clean." "Nothing special." "Today I'm free." " I work in knitwear." " I teach at an Arabic school." " I teach Chinese." " Private lessons in French." "I have a residence permit." "It took them forever to issue it." "The funny thing is that I got my study permit three months after I completed my studies." "There's no plan for integrating immigrants in society, and this is a problem for all immigrants in the country." "Greece is a country that fears minorities in all respects." "It's easy for a foreigner to leave but difficult to come back." "After so many years the situation ought to be different for us." "Every six months we must apply for a work permit." "It's outrageous!" "By nature they are extremely un-organized!" "I have a work permit, so I am here legally." "But I still have to queue up and apply for this and that, which is hard." "The authorities have a prejudiced lack of respect for foreigners, especially foreigners from Eastern Europe." " What do I think of the EU?" " I think it's a great achievement." "There should be a more open policy towards immigrants." "The EU has a harsh policy towards immigrants." "The fact that I only stop being a foreigner, when Cyprus enters the EU is really disgusting!" "The EU is good for the rich countries." "The poor countries only get poorer." "I've travelled in many countries but I always liked Greece the best." "I think there's room for everybody in Greece." "I'm 22 years old, and I still have a temporary residence permit." "There are others now packing." "Cramming mementoes into obese suitcases." "They are looking for a new life." "A new beginning." "A job." "A few euro." "Family men and women." "Young boys and girls." "Children..." "They are coming, but they will not be welcomed." "The only people pleased to see them will be their traffickers." "They will be stuffed like squashed grapes into a vat." "The airtight container will wrap around them like a monster's mouth." "There will be no light for days." "They will not see the ocean nor hear the seagulls." "To them in the darkness, Dublin will indeed be a heaven, Grafton Street a wonderland." "They will not experience Joyce's swerve of shore, nor bend of bay, nor see the environs." "These are the ghost people." "The invisible." "Can you hear them?" "Faith holds them together, huddled in the hold of a ship." "They are the recycled." "The turned away." "Fodder, raw product for the only industry they have ever know:" "Human Cargo." "They are the smuggled goods." "The media will call them non-Nationals." "Eastern Europeans, Africans, aliens, refugees, migrants, asylum seekers, spongers." "But I know them as Lithuanians, Bosnians, Romanians," "Nigerians, Sudanese, Irish, Russians, my fellows." "God knows them as his children, as they are all arrested at the point of entry on East Wall." "God and Beckett think:" ""Try harder." "Try again."" "God loves a trier." "We all love a doer." "They will now be escorted, frog-marched, corralled onto chartered flights, against their bill of rights." "No mention of the UN Convention." "Against their will and God's they'll be strapped in for take-off." "Taken away, the throw-away people, for export, for deport, always on the go, on the look-out for a resting place, a halting site." "For them it will be return, return, return to sender." "No address known." "No passport." "No ID papers to call their own." "Destination unknown." "They will tell of Irish eyes not smiling." "The only people pleased to see them will be their traffickers." "They are the goods in transit." "Welcome aboard flight EU 2004." "These people are not the movers and the shakers." "They are the moved on, the shaken to their very, very core." "Nothing to greet them but a cold, cold reception." "They are the no paid, the constantly conveyor-belted." "From port to port, landstrip from landstrip." "From detention centre to detention centre, prison to prison, horror to horror." "Passed on and over and over a lifetime." "Like a well palmed coin always in motion." "In their hearts hope against hope rides shotgun." "All they seek is a living." "God blows his warm breath on them, 30,000 feet above in a tin can they travel." "The captain announces that today they all travel 1st class, but nobody understands his language." "Everybody prays to the god of their choice, for one last chance, for another go at the wall, at the frontiers, at the gates, at the borders." "God says yes." "The EU says no." "We all would like another chance." "But the only happy smiling faces that will greet them, will be their traffickers, their smugglers, their slave-makers." "And the media..." "The media will call them non-Nationals, foreigners, no-gooders, aliens." "The media will call them spongers, lazy, wasters, layabouts, criminals, dirt moochers, law-breakers, job-robbers." "But I know them as my friends." "I know them as my neighbours." "I know them as my brothers and my sisters." "I know them as my fellow human beings." "When the new day breaks on Your sea and Your peaks the voices of nature must resound" "God is praised by us all" "Glory to Jesus Christ." " For evermore." " Amen." "Police!" "Get out!" "Police!" "Hurry!" "In Paris... when love flourishes it will last for weeks two hearts smiling at one another they are in love in Paris..." "In the springtime... when weathercocks are coy" "The bandage!" " You must take the bandage off." " It's gone septic." "For the wind... when it comes to Paris it has one thing on its mind only wasting away time in the beautiful neighbourhoods in Paris..." "Abdel, we need to get away." "We must get away from here." "We can't stay here." "We need to move on." "I'm free in Paris!" "No, no, it won't do." "I don't want to go to hospital..." "It's burning." "We have to find a hospital." "Long live matrimony!" "If they arrest me again and send me home, then I'll be back for the third time." "We have sacrificed too much." "I don't want to go home." "Never again." "There is the Seine it is visited at all times of the day..." "It's that way." "I'm going to the Bastille." "I just follow the river." "Good luck, brother." "Good luck, sister." "Goodbye." "... who have settled by the Seine and who wash every day of the week in the Seine..." "Would you please help us?" "Help us." "My brother is sick." "Please...?" "He's not feeling well." "I'll call an ambulance." "I don't want to go to hospital." "No police." "I don't want to go back to my own country." "No, I don't want to go to hospital." "No, I don't want to go to hospital." "I don't want to go to hospital." " I called." "They are on their way." " They have gone." " They feared the police and left." " But where to?" "The problems... 3 months later..." "... are not only in Paris they are everywhere but Paris is not everywhere that's the problem" "In Paris on July 14th..." "Monsieur, would you take our picture, please?" "Thank you." "After the citizens of Paris conquered the Bastille all quarters and streets teem with girls and guys..." ""Dear parents, we arrived safely in Europe." "Tell grandfather that we are at last in Paris." "Monsieur, kindly take another one." "... in Paris" "Thank you, monsieur." "Good evening ladies and gentlemen's." "Welcome to this live presentation of the Euro Quiz." "Welcome also studio audience." "My name is Roos, and this is my very first day." "I'm taking over for Rinske, who is working on her own little production." "Rinske, if you're watching:" "All the best!" "Well, I'm very excited about tonight and I hope you are too." "So let's bring out our first contestant." "Come a bit closer, so we can take a good look at you." "I bet I'm just as nervous as you are." "Why don't you introduce yourself." "My name is Elsbeth Zijlstra." "I'm 47 years old," " and I'm from the Dutch Haarlem." " Haarlem." " Are you married?" "Do you have any kids?" " No, not anymore." "I was married and now I'm divorced." " What do you do for a living?" " At the moment I'm not working at all." "I've always helped Johan, my ex-husband, but after the accident he wanted to divorce me, so I stopped working for him." "An accident?" "Yes, that was horrible because they wanted to blame me." "It was true." "I had drunk." "I had looked into the glass..." "The weather was terrible." "I couldn't see what was going on around me." "Eelco was sitting next to me." "He wanted to sit near his mother and in Holland you must fasten..." " The seat belt." " I forgot it." "I should have done it." "I didn't drive so fast but there was something..." "I had to get away from..." " Avoid a tree?" " A deer, yes." "A deer with to e's." "After that I banged... bang..." "close to a tree." "Little Eelco banged into the window and then he was dead immediately." "That was awful because everybody avoided me, because I had drank, and they saw a devil in me." "But they don't wonder why you are drinking." "I was very unhappy about the pregnancy." "I hated it." " Do you have children?" " No." "Keep it like that!" "Very well!" "I hated my pregnancy." "This was hell..." "Giving birth was hell and my body became..." "Like soldiers." "Bang-bang." "Like Iraq." "A battlefield?" "Do you have any hobbies?" "When I didn't drink, I also had accidents, but I didn't have a child yet." " Do you have any hobbies?" " Yes..." "No, Johan had hobbies." "World War II, especially the concentration camps." "The whole Holocaust..." "He took me to Sobibor, Auschwitz, Dachau, Bergen-Belsen." "We loved it." "We were in love and we liked those romantic trips." "Those romantic trips together..." "That's what I miss." "Suddenly you have nothing." "You have a child and a husband and then..." " You have been through a lot." " I have one question." " Can I say hello to someone?" " Okay, but make it quick." "Johan, Fons tells me that you live happily with Susan." "It's wonderful that we are both back on our feet." " I shall always be there for you." " Lovely." "Ready?" "Concentrate!" "What is the capital of Albania?" "What is the capital of Albania?" "It's not easy." "The capital of Albania." "Time is up." "It was great having you." "Thank you for being here." "And for everybody at home:" "Hopefully we'll see you tomorrow." "Resurrection on a Wednesday?" "The Turkish Cypriots surprise us and open up for the occupied part at the Lidra Palas border post." "Hesitant at first, then determined, thousands of Cypriots went to see homes and properties which they were driven away from 30 years ago by the Turkish invasion." " Today..." " Stop it, Andros." " If you're dissatisfied you can leave." " Behind us is Childless..." " Will you come along?" " Where to?" "You know that." "Don't you want to?" "Wouldn't I want to see my own home?" "Are you mad?" "And?" "Lots of people go to the other side." " And lots don't go." " I want to go." "Please, do show them your passport and ask to see your own home." "We've been listening to that nonsense for years." "I just want to see my home." " If you go you are a traitor." " Traitor?" " Yes." " You are an idiot!" " Hello?" " I'll be outside in 10 minutes." " Is that you, Koulis?" " Come down, or I'll do it on my own." "Koulis...?" " What are you doing?" " Getting dressed." " Are you going?" " I don't know." " Come on." " I don't want to." "Stop it now..." "Come on, Jiorgos." "No, I don't want to." "You go." "I don't want to." "The myth that Greeks and Turks cannot live together is breaking up." "People re-unite and make peace with an olive branch or a flower." "They want to forget yesterday and enjoy today and tomorrow together." " Hello?" " Here I am, my friend." "At Mount Pentadaktylos." "I look at Kerynia." "At the ocean and Kerynia!" "It's the Church of the Archangel." "It's a mosque now." "My home." "That's my home." " Who is she?" " A Turkish woman." "No, no..." "Everything is gone." "May I see for myself?" "Now that I have travelled so far." "Listen." "You are a Greek." "I'm a Turk." "There's nothing here." "Nothing." " I don't know what to say..." " Goodbye." "That was once a printer's shop." "My father's sign." "I saved it for a day like today." "I made the sign myself." "As I remember it, it was bigger." "I remembered it the way we left it." "But now..." "Now they let us go back and part with it." " I have something for you as well." " What?" "Look for yourself." "Maroula's christening..." "Kittens." "Jiorgo's home..." " Is that my home?" " I went and saw that as well." "Should we take a look at it?" "Hello." "Here's my ticket." "I'm flying to Brussels, the capital of the European Union." "Congratulations." "Your ticket to Brussels has won a free flight to Paris." "What a surprise!" "You can claim your ticket to Paris from the Sun Travels desk." "Hello." "Can I have a seat near the window?" "I'm really sorry, but the seat limits to Paris and Brussels are overbooked." " What should I do?" " Your problem will be solved at the next desk." "I got a problem with getting a seat to Paris and Brussels." "Can you wait for a minute?" "It's clear now." "Concerning the application form, you need to turn directly to Mr. Rouge." " And the desk number is?" " For that you have to fly to Strassbourg." "He always in Strassbourg." " Can I fly straight away to Strassbourg?" " For that you have to go to office no 9." "Hello." "Nice to meet you." "Please have a seat." "Thank you." " What can I do for you?" " I need to meet Mr. Rouge." "My duty is to inform you that the waiting list for Monsieur Rouge is 8 years." " Now don't be so sad." " Is there any way to see him earlier?" "Actually there is a way." "You may claim scholarship from European Structure Funds." "This might get your preference in the queue." "That's great!" "Go to Frau Schiller in the main office." "She will help you." "Thank you." "You are so kind." "Mrs. Schiller is having a conference in Barcelona." "My advice is fly to Rome." " To Rome?" " Yes of course." "Frau Schiller flies from Barcelona to Rome tonight." "Believe me, the best you can do is to fly to Rome." "You can meet her there." " Shall I get a seat near the window?" " Yes, near the window." "You have to go to desk 8-5." "They will solve your problem." " Thank you." " Desk 8-5." "Hello." "I need a... curator?" "Curators work on a regional basis." "Do you have a mandate from the Commission on Departure or territorial mandate perhaps?" "No?" "Then you need to go to the Middle Eastern desk." " Middle East?" " Yes, the Middle Eastern desk." "Please come with us." " Was that your left shoe, ma'm?" " Yes, the left shoe." " I assume it's a size 38." " No, no. 39." "I'm sorry if the questions are too personal, but it's a matter of national security." "Your chest measurement, please." " 96." " Your grandmother's name, please?" " John Smith." " Stop joking, please." " Did you resent anything in childhood?" " Boiled carrots." " Your favorite pet?" " Rabbit." " Chinese people are...?" " And your underwear is...?" " Ma'm please, raise your hands." "Raise your hands!" " Ma'm, you better co-operate, raise your hands." " Green." " What kind of green?" "Lettuce-green, olive-green, mossy-green?" " Grass green." " What's this?" " Green." " Show me!" " Ma'm, you better co-operate." " Show it!" " They are grass green." " Yeah, but what about the half-moon?" "There's no grass green in the options." "Let`s put lettuce green?" " You can't now get a visa to the US." " But I don't want to go to the US." "According to international agreement your entry refusal to the U.S. also affects your visa to other countries for 30 years." "You can go now." " To where?" " Everywhere." "Vladivostok?" "Magadan?" "A window seat?" "One-way ticket?" "No." "I do not want a one-way ticket!" "I do not want to leave!" "I want to go home!" " You must be told a little, right?" " Yes, but is that so very difficult?" " What does Barbara say?" " I'm speechless." " A little flirt is not so bad, is it?" " What do you want with others?" "It's enough with all the bitches at work." "I've had enough." " You are live on Energy 104,2." " Oops." "Could you spare some change?" "Just a few cent?" "I didn't eat yesterday either." "Thanks." "Good morning." " You went in the car of your brother?" " Yes." " My brother used to sell cars." " That's what you said." " Now you say that you went by bus." " Yes." " We went with the buda-buda." " Oh, the buda-buda." "Write it down:" "B U D A." "Twice." "Buda-buda." "No, that was before." "Then I took the buda-buda." "The buda-buda." "How many kilometres did you go?" "We have to know how many kilometres is the city away from your home town?" "Are you bored as well?" ":)" "Dear Diary." "Today I have almost no voice, because I've walked in my first demonstration ever." "Father sat me on his shoulders and I saw all the people." "Yesterday I sneaked a peak at TV." "It was the news." "I saw a picture of someone who was almost dead and buried." " My father was killed." " Only the head stuck up." " But how far is it?" " A soldier had kicked him." " That was cruel." " Another question." " Then mom came and comforted me." " Where did you live?" " Where my brother sold his cars." " War is terrible." " But what was the name of the street?" " Sometimes I'm afraid to die." "Yesterday I dreamed that I was running and running." " I have a map of your hometown." " I don't know what I ran away from." " Then I fell." " Show me the market." " I would like to live in the forest." " I don't read this map." " You dont`t know your hometown?" "The market is here." " Preferably with family and friends." " Everybody is holding hands." " Where is your brother's shop?" " Here." " No." " Here." " No." " I don't know this map." " You don't know it." "If I succeed I'll walk bare-foot behind the Madonna statue." "You are always so harsh on yourself." "You are hopeless!" "Hopeless!" "You make me feel so embarrassed." "Why didn't you push his arsehole?" "You always make me say ugly things." "Why didn't you say he could take pictures of my beautiful face?" "Go between them please." " What was that?" " He wants me in the middle." " Did you object?" " Silence." "Maria, please." "You bitch!" "You'll send your father and myself to Hell!" "My life is a quiz, and I'm usually a question." "Who am I?" "Where do I come from?" "With whom will I share my life?" "I'm Sofie, I'm 20, and I love to chat, mail, send text messages, being in therapy and shopping." "I love sex and quizzes." "I love it!" "My life is like a TV-show, a quiz." "It's more important to win than to participate." "I hate it!" "More and more questions." "More and more assignments." "What is the world short of?" "Is the world colourful enough?" "I'm Patrick and I'm 28." "My hobbies are love, love and love." "I like animals, depressive people, blind dates, the police, the man behind the boss, quizzes." "Why isn't life a postcard?" "Why are flowers always yellow?" "How does a deer keep in shape?" "A diet?" "Early to bed?" "Therapy in time?" "One can save 20 years of studies by having a chip implanted." "Will children need to play then?" "How much do I get on the dole?" "Why am I not a dog?" "Dance out of happiness and win a journey to the Aboriginals." "Let your hair down, think of the future." "Improve the world in 7 days." "Compute the length of cycleways." "Divide it by the number of cyclists, and multiply by the number of decibels saved in noise pollution." "Why isn't gold a skin colour?" "And where does it come from?" "If it's valuable why then put in on the walls?" "Where do French fries come from?" "Do grill bars grow in Belgium?" "What is BSE in Arabic?" "How long must sausages hang in Saudi Arabia before they're dry?" "How do stupid racists forget their stupid thoughts in 90 minutes?" "Apply some colour to life!" "Get the Ivory Coast national team to play in your town." "Defend your club colours with hooligans from the extreme right." "Distribute the many litres of tears from parents of murdered children via reporters, channels and satellites." "How much drinking water is saved by limiting grief?" "My country is a junction visited by painters and poets." "Where are they now?" "In trucks or containers?" "Why don't they get out?" "Mustn't they admire the scenery?" "How do you draw a line?" "Digitally?" "Politically?" "Imagined?" "With steel or bricks?" "Investigate happiness in the street." "Take the pulse of beggars and buskers." "How can one set a new record for creating stress?" "How can one send organic tomato soup to the homeless of the world, without altering the GNP?" "What does a job applicant look like?" "How European can one get?" "Divide the width of the smile of the average asylum seeker, with the distance that separates him from his family." "How happy is a diamond?" "What is it?" "Stone or man?" "New York is six hours away." "So why does it take 20 years, before our streets are just as colourful?" " People love cars." " Cars are like people." " Multi-cultural." " All colours and makes." "They are loved... caressed..." "bought... stolen... washed... sold." "Excessively." "Hurry up!" "We haven't got all day." "I had a customer yesterday who paid and ran off before getting anything." "An admirer." "Yes?" "Yes, Ludmilla can do it." "I'll send them over to the European Parliament in maybe... one hour." " What's the matter?" " I'm rather busy." "I'm expected at work in the European Parliament." "He says he's the only one in the country who knows Lithuanian." "The sooner we begin, the sooner we'll be finished." "As you know, we Luxemburgers have a language of our own, Luxemburgian." "We continue our lesson from last week." "Sweetie, do you have some time?" "150 euros for a blow job." " Beautiful." " Doesn't "pompje" mean fireman?" "May I go to the bathroom?" "Oh yes, Tiger!" "I never had a better orgasm!" "Leaders of European Community meet in Luxemburg" "Today you will learn self-defence in case you get a parking ticket." "What is the term for that?" ""Parking ticket"?" "Everybody understand?" "Emmanuel, begin, please." "You know Monsieur Federspiel from the local authorities." "Here on the board we have a choice of local expressions we learned last week." "There you go." "You bastard!" "You imbecile!" "You arse..." "You arse-hole!" " You idot!" " "Idiot", Emmanuel. "Idiot"." "Excellent." "Carry on." "Oh, you poor thing!" "You've got a nose-bleed." "Let me..." "Come on." "No, Ludmilla won't do." "She's not more "disponible", okay." "They have to solve Europe's problems without her." "SLOVENIA" "CROATIA" " When shall we take a break?" " What?" "A lunch break." "Hey, friends!" "Are you going to Europe?" "And where are we going?" "We're going to the European Union, and you to the Soccer Championships." "Everybody goes somewhere." "Which would you choose?" "The Soccer Championships." "And you?" "The European Union." "Yes, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." "Let's go." "How many signs to put up?" " Five." " Bye, bye..." "I'm hungry." "Don't forget the spade." "Cheerio!" "My home My home" "Where is my home No..." "My home" "My home Where is my home..." "It's pretty low." "Where is my home Where is my home" "Where is my home" "Where is my home" "The brook trickles through the meadow through the meadow" "The brook trickles through the meadow through the meadow No, it's too low." "The pine whistles on the rocky slope" "The pine whistles on the rocky slope" "The garden is a riot of spring" "The garden is a riot of spring" "The garden is a riot of spring" " The garden is - a riot of spring" "The garden is a riot of spring" " A paradise - it is to behold" " And it is" " And it is the beautiful country the beautiful country" " And it is" " And it is" " And it is the - the beautiful country" "And it is the beautiful country beautiful country" "And it is the beautiful country" "Where is my home" "Where is my home" " The brook trickles - through the meadow" " The pine whistles - on the rocky slope" " The garden is - a riot of spring" " A paradise - it is to behold" "And it is the beautiful country" "The country of the Czech Republic" "My home" "The land of the Czech Republic" "My home" "My home" "Portugal has been inhabited for 500,000 years." "The mountains in the north have been populated by the Celts, the Iberians, the Lusitanians, the Romans, the Suevi, the Alani, the Visigoths and the Moors, which the Portuguese drove back south in the 12th century." "Electricity came to the village of Bico in the 1970s." "Ten years later a road was built, only to take the younger generation away." "Only the old people, the cows and the sheep stayed behind." "The once so fertile fields became overgrown by grass." "The Castro Laboreiro dogs help the villagers to tend the cattle." "A breed of their own, they protect the livestock from the mountain wolves." "The Bico men have always sought work away from their village." "They have laboured as stonemasons in the nearby provinces, and built terraces for vineyards in the Douro valley." "During the dictatorship, the journey to work in France could take up to three months for men travelling on foot." "Without a passport." "Brazélina and Virginia Rodriques have lived in Bico all their lives." "Brazélina was widowed some years ago." "Her husband, José Fernandes, was a stonemason."