"The unicorn is the sacred beast that shows the way and guards over the gateway." "The unicorn is the key and the unicorn is the door." "The unicorn is the key that opens the door." "Stand in awe, before the work of the Lord  thy God." " Moffy!" "Moffy!" " That bloody lardball, he's going to scare off all the game." " Moffy!" "Moffy!" "Wait!" "Don't leave me behind!" "Why won't you wait for me?" " You hold me up, Gregorio." "You're such a slow walker..." "And is no wonder." "You're so obese!" " I'm feeling so weak." "I'm starving!" "Where are the unicorns?" "I need to taste their delicious blueberry-flavoured blood." " Well I never!" "You're always thinking about the same thing." "Always." "But look at you, you've plenty of reserves!" "Look at all the fat oozing through every pore in your skin." "You disgust me!" "You're nothing but a filthy stinking ball of fat." "You haven't been aesthetically pleasing for years." "All the other teddy bears talk behind your back about how overweight you've become." "About how you're not cute or cuddly or loveable any more." " I think the reason I eat so much is because I'm anxious." "It's just anxiety." "Honestly, I sometimes feel as if..." " Yeah, yeah." "Think I care if you've turned into a little lardball?" " All I need is some cuddling and pampering, that's all." " Here!" "Slake your hunger with this rat and stop whining, please!" "Poor creature..." "You have to grow up for once and learn to hunt, Gregorio." "Seriously, I've been supporting you for years." "What's going to happen to you when I'm not around anymore?" " Why do you put me down like that?" "All this humiliation is giving me a real pain." "PAIN [dolor], from the Latin dolor-doloris." "1." "Sentiment, grief, sorrow at having offended God." "Example:" "When was gored by that hideous unicorn," "Gregorio felt an inmense PAIN." " Moffy..." "Yes, Moffy." "My brother Moffy was so charismatic..." "A real leader." "I worshipped him." "He had such sweet blue eyes, as lovely as the most crystal-clear water you've ever seen." "His sweet little face seemed to say:" "'pamper me right now'." "Moffy was the supreme example of our species, a real alpha male." "made to match his eyes perfectly." "How I adored that tie!" "It was beautiful." "I wish I had one like that." "Why is God so hard on me and not on the flowers?" "Oh, no, no." "Not that sweet face again." "He knows how pretty he is and he exploits it." "How can I resist?" "How?" " I am pretty, aren't I?" " Yes, you are." " What are laughing at?" "Eh?" "Are you laughing at me?" "Eh?" "Are you laughing at me?" "!" " No, no..." "Not at all." "It's just that you were laughing and..." " I was joking." "The day the last unicorn dies, the land and the sea shall fall sick and the wind shall be a poisonous vapor." "Only the most contemptible shall kill the unicorn." "That day will come and when it does, the Earth shall once again be ruled over by the most hideous of demons, man." " Brilliant, Moffy." "God, you're good." "Now, Gregorio, now!" "Kill it!" "I can't believe he jumped." "I can't believe it!" "Those bloody unicorns!" "They're mad!" "He's been dashed into a thousand pieces on the rocks." "What a waste..." "Why did you let him get away?" "Why?" "!" " I don't know, I'm sorry," "I got nervous..." " Idiot!" "The young have the best and sweetest flesh." "Old unicorn is tainted." "Now I know why Father always says he doesn't love you." " I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..." "Forgive me..."