"What is missing in our marriage?" " What are these questions at 9am?" "And you're fired!" "Because of you we quarreled!" "Because of me?" " Yes, you sent us to the therapist, Vasilew." "I am Felina." " Ivan." "You are in because of Bobby." " M-u-u-h!" "How many times before someone told you this way, "I love you"?" "Wait!" " I have my props:" "whips, ropes, handcuffs, vibrators ..." "You talking to me?" " Do u see other prostitutes in the area?" "The toilet is right." " I'll go later." "I'm going to cook you something alone." "I will be back in 5 min." "I have to go." "Yasmina?" "Wait." "Not now." "I'm tired." "(DARA) According to my physics teacher, randomness is one of the greatest inventions of the universe." "accidentally, for example, was discovered Teflon, vulcanized rubber, cellophane ... and even the lost glasses of my father." "The question is what happens when you accidentally discover people." "In a nutshell - a disaster." "Yasmina?" "No no." "The Fucking driver and jilted chick..." "What, do we have a meet?" " Of course." "You do not think that we have a crash, do u?" " Does it hurt?" "Well no!" " I am very happy." "Crazy." "You're blind!" "Did not see that I have an advantage?" " Accelerator and brake pedal are not one." "If u were not so clumsy, you would avoid me!" "Are you calling the hooks?" "Without hooks." " Ahh ..." "Insurance?" "My insurance expired yesterday." "I have a brain concussion." "Make me in "Pirogov"." "Do not you slightly glib to blackmail me?" " Are not you slightly guilty?" "Get in." "Do you want to forget about the previous path and go straight to the next?" "No." "I remember like an elephant." "So we will not see anymore?" "I'm busy." "And Wednesday?" " Wednesday'm still busy." "In Thursday?" " On Thursday I commitment." "In Friday?" " In Friday?" "Let's see..." "Yes." "On Friday, I am most committed." "Do not hang out with this?" ""This" has a great body and He never tied tins." "Raise your hands." "Up, up." "Close your eyes." "Breathe normally." "Relax abdomen." "Like this..." "Do you feel weakness in your hands?" " No." "And how on Wednesday next week?" "lift the legs at right angles." "Thursday?" "After the crash victims may change physically." "But my father it's only for good." "Starting from his body ... go through his wardrobe until recently boring ... and get to the hormone of happiness, which recently was heavy with it." "Only changes my mother would not notice if she went to work." "But she is still in a professional stagnation." "Lately very happy." "Since the crash." "Revised the shock in a strange way." "With fitness, teeth whitening and new jeans?" "Do you follow me?" "For who u are changing, Tony?" "What is this about?" "Be honest." "Mickey, if you think I do extraordinary expenses ..." "No no no." "I just wonder, why can not you tell?" "Nothing to say, Mickey." "There is!" "Do it for me and not have the guts to admit it." "Well, now u got my attention." "So ... why not share the bed as before?" "Let me see again the sole." "Well, it is very beautiful." "How said that cost?" " 800." "This year, between Tuscany and Alaska, I am for Alaska." "Enough with this Alaska." "Wear après-ski in July." "I prefer to drink somewhere "Alaska" with lots of ice and to party warm." "This time I will not come." " Why, What?" "I can not afford it." "Physical.I have a lot of projects to do." " Does not it ring?" "One moment." " What projects was for the first time I hear it." " Maybe she got a new boyfriend?" "A boyfriend." "No." "Why are you wearing my robe?" " You already do not wear it." "How not to wear it?" "Take it off immediately." " Why do you whisper?" "Tell the person who is ringing, I'm not here." "No no no." "Tell him he was wrong address." "Architect Lacheva around?" " One moment." "They are looking for u." "Hello." "Bring your lamp ordered a month ago by "MegaLux."" "Yes, the lamp." "I have forgotten." "Cash on delivery for 4782 Levs" "And 2 levs?" " Yes." "Wait here." " Good." "Girls lamp designer Ross Lovgrov." "Exceptional craftsmanship." "Which one of you wants to buy it now?" "I." "And while my mother barely swallow yet another loss," "My father barely swallow of excitement." "Sorry." "Punctuality is not my strongest quality." "I'm dying to know which the others are?" "Good afternoon." "Good afternoon, only cappuccino." "Okay." "So will not you stay longer?" " I'm a busy woman." "What is this?" " To repair your car." "AHA." "Too Late." "But as we have seen, this is your favorite quality." "No, you must take them." " Or prefer to see me again." "Do not caress." "are welcome." "U arent the game I want to play." "You are not my type." "You have a mustache." "Welcome." " Thanks." "Excuse me, can you an autograph?" " Me?" "Yes, Arent you this actor with ... the big ears?" "Only the ears guessed." " You are." "I watched you the last day." "No, but if you insist." "For whom?" " To Monica." "You have a sexy style." " Right?" "I have not painted penises?" "Please?" " Joke." "If you want to discuss it someplace else." "Tomorrow I finish in four." "There was a nice butt." "You took off her?" "Shocked you?" "Is what u aim?" "Most crimes are committed because of depressed sex drive." "Therefore, taking off is fighting against the crime." "Yeah, and you're not interested in the ultimate goal of this struggle?" "No, I already reached it" " Ahe gave me her number." "This girl ... you offered her very easily." "So when you call her, she will cut u out." "Interesting philosophy." "What advise me?" "Well, I advise you to ignore intentionally women you want to sleep." "If sufficiently attractive what motivates them." "AHA." "I have to go." " What?" "And you will leave me one more time?" "No, but can you go to buy something from me." "Who was he?" "My therapist, I owed him a favor." "But you're not normal!" "You think you're very cool, right?" "No, I'm an average man which governs only with the average women." "You're not one of them." "Where are you?" " Wherever I want!" "Whatever the numbers to rotate me, I will not sleep with you!" "No, no." "Yes Yes Yes." "Yes!" "No!" "Yes, yes." "Yes!" " No no no" "Yes, yes!" "Yes Yes Yes!" "Yes Yes Yes!" "Yeah-ah!" "Lord!" "My table!" " Mickey!" "Sylvia ?" "!" "This is a table of the designer Mario Fluk." "There are only 27 such worldwide." "Get up immediately from it!" "And who was he?" " The provider of "Dominos"." "No, you will no longer live in office." "Understood." "You punish me because I lead sexual lives." "The office is mine and I will do it whatever I want." "Unlike you." "Right now in depression and you do not need?" "Yes, but yesterday suffered another humiliation, and beheld." "So I go back to work and you go to look for work." "I have so far never worked." "Who do you think will hire me?" "I would." "But with this manicure you can not make even a cappuccino." "Look, look, look!" "You can remove someone's eye." "No no no!" "Good day, the office of architect Maria Lacheva." "Well, now she is busy." "At a meeting with the Mayor of Sofia Municipality." "Of course, I will give her." "One moment." "Yes, you are currently enrolled in the schedule." "She'll call you as soon as possible." "Have a nice day." "A man looking for you." "Sylvia ..." " Looking for a new project!" "Why do not you give it immediately?" " Because u are wife, where is your dignity?" "Wait ..." "How do you know that?" "From my former secretary." "Constantly he is pretending that it is very busy." "All right." "You are hire." "What?" "Super!" "But no sex in the office." "I promise." "No sex anywhere." "You will answer the phone and make my schedule for the day." "Okay." "I can give you fashion tips." "Rather conservative dress." "How do you expect someone to tie you?" "Which reminds me, I need to fix your style." ""The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."" "Woody Allen." "Watch Woody Allen?" " AHA." "Wonder." "Men do not fall for it." " I do not fall on it." "Only to girlfriends with whom filming." "Where are you going?" " To fill the tub." "This is the slippery place for sex." "I can do there." "It was of overexcitement." "For many men, so the first time." "A lot of men." "And who are these many men?" "And you a man who wanted to not ask questions, you ask too much." "All right." "I do not want to know anything about you, and you do not want to know anything about me." "To play strangers?" "You started HideSeek." "Let's see." "You and I, in this apartment." "No questions, no expectations ..." "I curled, but only if you change your mattress." "All right." "And how old are you?" " No awkward questions." "Dye you hair?" "Was nice." "Will keep in touch." "Goodbye!" " Thanks." "You too." "Irina?" " Ah!" "It is clearly not just a rumor." "You really walk in my footsteps." "Took aut the furniture stole all customers of the company, what else do you want?" "Not all." "This will also come in the list." "So you're Alexander Panov?" " Guilty until proven otherwise." "I was hoping to bring my jacket." "I would if I knew that today we will have a meeting." "And how did you find me?" " Hung ads." " Quite known for its architect." "I suppose you want to use my services." "Recently I bought a house." "Quite old is but needs someone to polish." "I want to hire the best of you." "Great." "But do not participate in competitions." "I have nothing to prove." "This is the house." "Ahh ..." "Actually ..." "Yes, interesting, but ..." "The house does not interest me." "You can continue with my ex-associate." "Have a nice day." "When will I get my jacket?" "I'll tell my assistant to bring it to you." "I prefer to get it from you personally." "Have a nice day." "The idea to figure competition was dull." "Was not it easier to invite her to dinner?" "I do not like to be easy." "You refused his proposal sexy man just because he met with Irina, too?" "Are u Chides me now?" " Analyze the facts." "This house, beauty was my to grandfather." "My father and my grandfather had a textile factory." "But my grandfather fell in love to one lawyer-cheat." "and she got the house instead me!" " And when was that?" "18 years ago." "Even if I havent cracked lev, will not restore to none." "Yeah." "So you hide jacket of Mr. Nobody from your husband?" "Do not be ridiculous." "I am married to Tony and excited only by him." "Oh, no, no." "Resemble fled the monastery." " Perfect." "Welcome to the brotherhood." "And Benny?" " Benny was ... bitch." "But I already lived through it." "Something new with you?" "Ahh, I work a lot." "I have many clients." "What else, trying to get my belly." "I feel like I come from a critical to go to another." "Such work." " Nonsense." "No critical." "Here" " I'm not married and I do what I want." "You're rich." "Furthermore, freed from your wife." "It is... dream of a man." " It is not right." "Mickey is a great woman." "Mickey constantly quarrel, you know?" "And always ends up "u cure the relations to others but you can not cure our "." "You should be seen surgeon himself to doing surgery?" "Well, I'm not." "Here again she is." "Now She will ask me where I am." "I have no coverage!" "I have no coverage!" "I give you mine?" "I'm "VIVACOM" I always have coverage." "Come on, Come on" "I do not think a man should be home at eight o'clock in the evening." " I'm a hunter predator." "Walk, hunt tigers." "This is embedded in my nature, right?" "From one million years." "If I was a penguin and returned with snow blades instead of fish" "Mrs. Penguin was going to beat me shots right away, right?" "Watch now what men like." "This how it was ..." "Dwarf, what's his name ..." "Tom Cruise." " Tom Cruise." "Other ..." "Le-le-le ..." "Leonardo, yes." "And what does to the players?" "They are so manly as my roses in the garden." "It is, yes." "That's right." "Please, give me a cigar there." " Here you go." "Thanks." "Are you having fun?" "Are you having fun?" " Very!" "Just do this once you really can not stop the heart." "Then I had only mild arrhythmia." " If you say so, you know." "What is this?" " Today is my birthday" "I decided to make you a gift." "today?" "Why did not you tell me?" "Padre, they are great!" "How become?" " Cheers." "Drink for you." "No!" "Drink for us." "Hey man!" "Are you the chick from that clip?" " Yes it's me." "Really?" " Yes." "Your father will have you mind if we dance?" "He asks if we can dance." "Three?" " No, just me and him." "Do you know him?" " No." "But he recognized me from the clip." "Well, then maybe." "Mickey?" "Hello, lover." "Ooh." "What are you doing in the tub?" "I am waiting for you." "Why?" "Do I need a motive to do something nice?" "I do not know." "Do you need?" " Good." "I returned to the office." "From tomorrow I start to fight for new customers." "I wanted to drink for that." " With bathtub?" "No, with this." "You will undress you, or will you talk?" "Mm?" "Well okay." "Why leave before me?" "Nonsense, just talked." "Okay, Padre, I get the hint." "Tomorrow night will do whatever you want." "Now?" "No, now I will sleep at home." "Have a good night!" "Do I necessarily in the bathtub to do?" "Before you liked it." "But still I clean the floor afterwards." "Shirt." "Leah!" " Oh, no!" "Will you have sex." "Disgusting!" " What are you doing here?" "This scene can it affect her psyche?" "No, but it will certainly affect yours." "Now we will not have sex with you?" "Mika!" "Mika tonight will certainly be late." "Again?" "I have customers." "Then I lecture and finally go to the gym." "Because the gym will close my eyes." "Good morning." " Good." "Would you like some coffee?" "No." "Will you give me your car tonight?" "No. - Why?" "Because I do not feel a sense of guilt, and the scene in the bath was innocent." "I've heard you scream during sex." "Nice try, but will not pass." "I'm not overdoing it?" "Why you are so tidy?" " I told you, I have lecture." "Additional income." "That's what we try?" "No, I mean jacket." "And where does he find it?" "In the closet." "I thought you bought it." "Yes ... when I dressed u ..." "I have forgotten." "Take it off." " Why?" "Because it's gone out of fashion." "Look at his seams." "I like it." " Behold, the buttons are pretty retro." "Already become my favorite." "Combining him with the wrong shirt." "Take it off." "This means that certainly am not gay." "BATTERY LOW:" "The black or red ones ?" "Tony": wihtout them":" "Tony ..." "M?" "The bag for the gym." " Yes, gym bag." "The bag fitness ..." "Other questions?" "Why do you think people today widely divorced?" "Because of plagues and wars once the marriage has lasted a maximum of ten years." "With Henry VIII and less." "When a woman is fed up with him, he sent directly to the block." "Today we expect a relationship to last up to 30-40 years." "So what makes a person all the time?" "What are you doing to your relationship?" "Surely not look at the feet of someone who yesterday wrote to Santa Claus." "So you think we should not expect much from marriage, right?" "2 feet" "If you do not expect much of it you will get a lot more." "Why widely supported parallel love life?" "Written on the pnone screen:" "Isnt the love going thrue the mans stomach ?" "Just sent:" "Two spans under it" "[Sound of a received message]" "According to my clients marriage serves for survival." "Phone:" "SEX+MEAL" "It is to make money and to raise children." "There is no time for love." "Love is found elsewhere." "And when it was over, couples come to rediscover me." "So if you ever betray her boyfriend, though her do service? Sometimes a relationship in which husband and wife turn a blind eye," "It is more valuable than link without cheating." "Why do you think it is more moral to break their marriage if only to fuck with someone sex with whom you will be almost as boring as with the other person?" "According to the theory of Jung ..." "Now Jung and some other works - sometimes." "You are free." "FROM LOW BATTERY:" "Raise the offer FROM TONY:" "Peking Sex, is it sound good to u ?" "Now may I go?" " Do sit back." "First will dispense roles." "Because very flashy, U 'll be Romeo." "You fuck." " No, fuck." "So ..." "Juliet will be ..." "Natalia." "Dara will play ... - (GIRL) nurse, nurse!" "No nurse can to play you, but not certain." "She will play ..." "Merkutsio." "Why are you laughing?" "But ..." "Merkutsio is a man." " Exactly." "And this is a great challenge and you can do it." "(DARA) I feel like a cocoon, which is becoming a new kind of cocoon." "Well, what the hell?" "Butterflies live only a few days." "And that's your idea of ?" "a romantic place?" "I thought that you love Chinese." "I love, especially after sex, but ..." "There is no one here." "Or the kitchen is bad ..." " The kitchen is very nice." "... Or u hide me from someone." "If I did, I would take you in "Este"." "Makes sense." "But there are men who   love to play roles." "One died and his funeral came four women." "And none of them knew about others." "Now ..." "I brought you into this hole because ... we love period." "and behave very indecently everywhere." "Ahaaa ..." "It is time to begin to behave like men." "What would you say?" "Give them to me." " Nope!" "Ask them properly." "You are searching for it , huh?" "And May your place is under the table." "Mom, I have an embarrassing question." " Say, honey." "Do you think I might be a man-lesbian?" "In what sense?" "At school they gave me to play Merkutsio, and he is a man." "Is there a chance I masculine lesbian?" "Better lesbian than a communist." "Hallelujah!" "Was gathered." "Where's your jacket?" " Eyy ... at the university." "I forgot it." "Will I go tomorrow." "All cold." " I told you that I go to the gym." "And what training there?" "Chicken in sweet and sour sauce?" "You have not been to the gym." "Of kilometers smell of greasy Chinese food." "Okay, you got me, you got me ..." "I was not the gym, yes." "So the history of the sport will end before it even began." "I remember that I wanted my office to develop an initiative?" "Remember." " From three weeks working with the foundation." "Good night." " What foundation?" "Care of children orphans." "Orphans?" "Semi-orphans and ...and full orphans." "So far, it celebrated the Chinese New Year." "It was in February." " I go out." "But orphans do not know it." "I took me a reason to buy their chicken with bamboo." "Every day we are together." "Padre, I know that our deal was for six ..." "You dinner at eight?" "Coming in 10 minutes." "Why did not you tell me that you do charity?" "Because it is done anonymously." " Tony ..." "Living with the queen of charity." "Remember what I did in prison." "Should I join your project." "Tomorrow you will be with them again, right?" " Another morning." "Why?" "Said that your wife has architectural office." "We can do something together." "Mandatory." "Padre!" "The table is great!" "Are you the cook?" " I hired a woman." "You look fantastic!" " Very clear." "You do not want to expose them to the guests?" "What's wrong?" "Guests will come at any moment." "Yes, but you're not a guest.You should have been here much earlier." "Do you think They will like me?" "You are liked by all." " They know your wife?" "We are separated." "They have to get used to." "Want to go for a bit in the bedroom?" "Padre, I cant." "I'm an emergency." "What?" " Do not you know?" "This week I'm not count." "May someone arrived early." "EEE can not better than me." "How much is your handicap?" "Eight." "So Tiger Woods can wear your balls!" "Excuse me." "I'll come." "[Gasping] I" "And why not him be a caddy?" " He already has a caddy." "Bob and I have had several common caddies." "What's caddy?" "Well, someone who gives advice to golfers." "And during the rest polishing his golf clubs ..." "How is your name, sweetheart?" "Leah." "You have nice earrings, Leah." "Thanks." " On your mother, or yours?" "No, your Georges gave them to me." "So not changed the taste, because they bought years ago to his wife." "And his wife could she do like this?" "Cheers!" "Just did not understand what do you do?" "Model ...?" "Yes, if you want can arrest me." "George said u graduated Spanish philology, right?" "Yep." "I have two of these in the agency." "Philologists." "Copywriters." "What?" " Thinkers." "Come to work with a hangover, knocking with whom they fall and then all day talking about it." "I've never used sex to make a career." "And if u wanted to, it would be hard!" "Leah ..." "Where are you going?" " Do not call me again!" "Here are two worlds and one is redundant." "And, incidentally, for those who do not know" " I quoted Smirnensky." "Well, nooo ..." "Smirnensky ..." "My father says that when my mother has a purpose, it becomes like a tank." "She does not know retreat." "Now the goal is to find new clients." "Thats why is ready for everything." "For me they are?" " For children fatherless." "You said that morning will see them?" " Yes, yes, orphans, yes." "There are several types - raisins, hazelnuts and Brazil nuts." "Ooh, awesome. - Wait, I better come with you." "So I will present my desk of people from the private foundation." "But first we will go through the university to take your jacket." "Mickey does not make sense to see smaller fish as you need big." "Let me get you a meeting with the head of the foundation, huh?" "Advance." "You're right." "And then give me a call!" "And do not forget the jacket!" "Always is like this." "Once we decide that we replace the track under the carpet ... randomness intervene to make us a trick." "And it all starts innocently." "With accidentally found object ... or incidentally forgotten phone" "Called "unfortunate accident"." "And unlike the happy, do not bring people together and separates them ..." "Here go!" "Mickey ..." "How was the meeting?" "You can not rushing so." "What if my client?" "You forgot your phone at home." "I could not wait to find out ..." "This is my student." "Bring my jacket." "My wife." " Very sweet." "I'll give it to dry." " No, no, I wear it today." "Lady was about to leave." "By car you?" " By taxi." "Why?" "Tell the driver to pass "Madrid"." "So the faster you will get out of the area." "This still fashionable?" " What?" "Students to pick up teachers." " I have no idea." "Did not went to university." " There was a traffic jam, Mickey." "As to the foundation." " I'll go in a little, I have appointment." "Until then, will become of stone." " Calmly." "I will help them to carry the car." "Nooo, nasty animal, my car ..." "I thought I launched text message." " Do." "Yes it was really launched." "Will you drive me to the penal parking?" "need to think of a hundred things." "Do not you ever happened?" "It will be very foolish to miss his new client." "All right." "I understand you." "I'll be fine alone." "Mickey, wait, wait ..." "What is it?" " I have no idea." "These are very expensive earrings." " Why do you say the obvious?" "Because they are in your car." "I even boutiques that sell them." "You meet you with someone?" " No." "Okay, I'll ask you this:" "Whom you meet?" "Surely the girl who brought you the jacket." "Mickey, with nobody meet." "Especially in my car." "My father says that sometimes" "Truth sounds so amazing as a lie." "Well, what can you swear?" "Now will feel it on your back." "In something you will not care." "Do you love her?" " Please?" "Do you love her?" "Do you love her?" "You make a present to her jewelry!" "Stop, please, to additions situation!" "You know what?" "If that chick, which u meet, wants my life, let it take around with you!" "Same as my father." "He abandoned us because of a schoolgirl." "But I will not be like my mother." "Where are you going, Mickey?" " Someplace where I will not see." "The house and children will leave to you!" "Alexander Panov?" "Maria Lacheva is." "I thought." "We can see ... (MIKA" " TEL." "SECRETARY) This is the answering machine of Mary Lacheva." "We will contact you as soon as possible." "And you, you bastard, I will sleep alone for the rest of your life!" "I chose your clothes, your hair plucking ears and I cooked dietary food." "Do not you dare make me look any further!" "Mickey, you make a mistake." "As calm down, call me, please." "Alexander Panov, I guess?" "Hello." "You have one minute to your meeting." "The time is exactly twelve." "Not one to twelve." " Time is GMT." "Yes, but we'll work on mine." "The customer is always right." "And in marriage therapy the customer is always wrong." "Behold, now is twelve." "Your wife probably will be late." "Hello..." "I am Alexander Panov." "So you're the couple." " You mean gay couple?" "As they watch where bolonki and cry of "Moulin Rouge"?" "Most of you are hiding, but there are worse - when relatives want to treat you with homeopathy." "Homosexuality is not a disease." "It's a matter of preference." "Did I tell you that this jacket is a fagot?" "I have to go back the previous one." "What does the inspector Dyudyu?" "Look, Doctor, I have a problem with a woman and I'm sure I'll chat to four ears." "Listen!" "[ "Django Ze" - "great girl"]" "# What I would head to gripe with you #" "# Who took my glasses and led me to you #" "# How I could how I realized I could not predict # # moment in which you me walled #" "# I love you very much and you love me #" "# In essence you're a great girl # # 'ma you that you love him nariiichaaash ... #" "# Plums have mouth to talk with you # #'ll find a door, I will run away from you #" "# As a small, insignificant and dull and stupid fly mayfly # # spider huge and hungry and ugly and yet charming #" "# I love you very much and you love me #" "# In essence you're a great girl # # 'ma you that you love him nariiichaaash ... #"