"ALL [SINGING]:" "I pledge my love and loyalty" "To all the hive and every bee" "Our motto is and ever was" "Buzz, buzz, buzz Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz" "Please be seated." "Girls, as you know, in my youth, I was a Honeybee." "Now, I'm not the kind of person who likes to brag but, heh, my hive voted me Queen Bee and retired my antennas." "Sounds like bragging to me." "Okay, all you Honeybees, it is time right now to welcome into the hive a new honey of a bee, let's hear it for Michelle Tanner." "[ALL BUZZING]" "Please save all your buzzing until the end." "Okay, it is time right now for me to present to you, Michelle, the official Honeybee sash." "You know, honey, I can't believe you're my last little baby bee." "You know, I've put three bees through the hive." "I don't mean to drone on, but who better to drone with than a bunch of bees, huh?" "[LAUGHS]" "Daddy, my sash." "Oh, right, sorry." "Excuse your antennae." "There you go." "How come I don't have any badges?" "Because you have to earn them by doing projects." "You know, I had so many badges, I had to wear two sashes." "In fact, I earned a badge for earning the most badges." "Somebody's bragging again." "[SINGING] Oh, Lumberjack Jess and Ranger Joe" "Friends forever wherever they go" "Thick and thin They'll never part" "One has hair the other has heart" " What do you think?" " You're fired." "What?" "Fire--?" "Oh, I get it, you want your name first." "You're such a baby." "Jess, Jess." "Forget about the music." " You're still fired." " What?" "There's been some budget cuts down at the station and they decided you're out." "I almost said to them, "Hey, if he goes, I go."" "But I really like it there." "You're really firing me?" "I'm fired?" "Why--?" "Fire him." "Get rid of the woodchuck." "I'll do the dumb jokes, wear the stupid outfit." "I'll do anything but sit on your hand." "Jess, look, I don't know how to break it to you, but we don't pay him a salary." "He's a puppet." "What am I doing?" "I'm begging to be on a kiddie show." "I'm jealous of a bucktoothed beaver." "Ah." "This wasn't my dream, to be on a kiddie show." "You know what?" "This is a sign." "Gonna put all my energy into my music." "You know what?" "I just heard of this new label, Fat Fish Music." "I'm gonna put a great demo together and get it to them." "You know what?" "You did me a favor." "My pleasure." "If I'd known you'd be so happy, I would have fired you weeks ago." "[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "Boy, Deej, you sure are going to a lot of mucho trouble." "Well, I have to get my dad in the mood." "I can't just say, "Dad, I'm going to Spain."" "He worries when I say, "Dad, I'm going to the mailbox."" "My parents were really excited when I told them about Spain." "They already bought me a one-way ticket." "D.J.:" "Okay, everybody, you can come down now." "[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "She said, "Hello, my family."" "[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "He said, "Whoa, what's happening?"" "[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "She either said, "Dinner's ready," or, "It's time to clip your nose hairs."" "Okay, Deej, what do you want, how much is it gonna cost me and why is the dog wearing a hat?" "There's this summer-study program in Barcelona." " No." " I'll get to live with a Spanish family." " No." " Study the language and expand horizons." " No." " Doesn't that sound exciting?" "No." "So you're not saying that I'm not allowed to not go, right?" "What did you just say?" "I don't know, I just wanted to get you off that no thing." "Aw, Danny, come on." "At least think about it." "This is D.J.'s chance to learn about a new culture." "Yeah, come on, Danny, remember that one summer we took that trip together?" "Joey, we rode our bikes to Oakland." "Dad, when D.J.'s in Spain, can I have her room?" "Oh, that's very caring." "Deej, this is a big decision." "I need some time to think about it." "Dad, please, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "Don't worry, Mr. T, I'll be with her every minute as we sample the art, the music, the tango." "[TANGO MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]" "Come on, Mr. T, we wanna see the world." "All right, Kimmy, let's start with the back door." "Adios." "Olé!" "[MUSIC STOPS]" "Why don't we just sit down for dinner." "I'm serving paella." "[DANNY  BECKY SPEAK IN SPANISH]" "Who's ready for dessert?" "Michelle's trying to earn her first Honeybee badge for cooking." "You gotta taste it." "I guess it wouldn't hurt to have dessert as an appetizer." "I call it Michelle's pudding surprise." "Oh, sounds delicious." "What's the surprise?" "I think it's cheese." "Surprise!" "Michelle, you put cheese in the pudding?" "Velveeta, and that's not all." "Mm." "Olives." "Don't you like it?" " No, it's" " It's very different, honey." " Good." "Then how come nobody's swallowing?" " Hey, everybody." " Hey." " Hi, honey." " Oh, fiesta." "Cool." " How did it go at the record company?" " Ah, so far, so good." "They heard of me." "They'll listen to my tape and call me." "Let me tell you guys something." "I have a feeling something good's gonna happen." "[GROANS]" "But that's not it." "That was awful." "Michelle cooked it." "I was trying to get my Honeybee badge." "Oh, I didn't say awful." "No, I said awfully good." "Boy, that's awf" " You know what?" "In fact, I'm gonna have some more." "Here we go, see?" "Hmm, hmm." "Velveeta?" "And, uh, olives, is it?" "You could stop eating, I know you don't like it." "Oh, here, Michelle, you know what?" "We'll give it to, uh...." "We'll give it to Comet." "Hey, Comet will like it, he likes anything." "Here you go, Comet." "I guess it needed more olives." "Are you laughing?" "Are you laughing?" "[JESSE BLOWS AIR]" " Look at that." "What's that?" " Feel that." " See that bunny's tail?" " See that?" "What's that?" "Oh, can you feel that?" "It's soft, huh?" "It's soft like your big jelly belly." "Give me that thing." "[JESSE BLOWS AIR THEN BECKY LAUGHS]" "Ah, ah, the hair, the hair." "Let go of the hair." "I know you're jealous." "Hey, give me that, give me, give me, give me that." " Becky, what color is that hair?" " It's, uh..." "[COUGHING] ...gray." "What?" "Well, it's a light shade of black, resembling the color gray." "I have gray hair?" "Well, just a couple of them." "What?" "Co--?" "Here, here, here you go." "Stay right there." "How can I have gray hair?" "I'm only 29, I can't have gray hair" "Oh!" "Yank them." "Yank them." "Yank them." "But they say for every gray hair you pluck, two more grow in its place." "Drop that hair." "Jess, would you relax?" "So you have a couple of gray hairs." "At least you still have your hair." "Yeah, but for how long?" "I feel it receding." "You know what, I'm feeling it in my sleep." "I know how to check for this." "I know how to check." "Oh, my God." "It's moved 4 millimeters north." "I'm gonna have one of those foreheads that starts at my eyebrows and go all the way to the back of my neck." "[PHONE RINGING]" "See?" "The word's out." "It's probably the Hair Club for Men." "Talk to me." "Oh, sure I'll hold." "It's David Janolari from Fat Fish Music." "Yes, Mr. Janolari, hello." "Oh." "Uh-huh." "Oh." "Well, thanks for crushing my dreams so fast." "All right." "That's okay, bye." "Oh, honey, I'm sorry." "He said they like my music, they like the sound, they like the look." "They just don't hear a hit single." "Jess, look, I know it's disappointing but you can't let it get you down." "You know, I have an idea." "How about tomorrow we all spend the day together?" "Come to the studio, okay?" "The Beach Boys are gonna be on the show." " They're your friends." " Like I wanna be around them." "They had hit records when they were 18." "I'm almost 30, I got nothing." "Jess, life is not a contest." "Honey, things happen when they're supposed to." "Oh, time's running out." "So is my hair." "This is so frustrating." "What happens if I never make it in the music business?" "Dad, come on." "The suspense is killing me." "Can I go to Spain with Kimmy or not?" "I know when you're making a decision that could change the course of my life the last thing you wanna be is pushed." "So you won't catch me pushing you." "No, sirree." "No pushing here." " Deej...." " I know, I'm pushing." "I'm backing off." "Sweetheart, I told you, I just gotta think about this a little more, okay?" "Deej, have you seen your uncle Jesse?" " He's upstairs." " Oh, great." "Jess, come on down." "JESSE:" "I'm kind of busy." "Jess, this is really important." "Come on down now." "Deej, your uncle Jesse is gonna flip." "Mike and Bruce from The Beach Boys are here." " Aah!" " I promised them some good home cooking." "Quick, call Chicken on Wheels." "Come on in, you guys." " Hi." " Oh, hi." "Hey, when do we eat?" "Thirty minutes or less." "Ha!" "She's a kidder." "Ha, ha." "Jess!" "What Becky?" "What's so important?" "Whoa, The Beach Boys." "Whoa, Miss Clairol." " Hi." "Dr. Love, how you doing?" " How you doing?" " Bruce." " How you doing?" "Heh-heh." "It's The Beach Boys and I got my" "Thanks for the warning." "Well, how did I know you'd be dyeing your hair." "Why are you dyeing your hair?" "Because I'm worth it." "Mike and Bruce came over they heard you had a new studio and they'd like to jam." " Cool." " And eat Becky's home cooking." "Becky can cook?" "I mean, boy, hey, when she cooks, look out." "You wanna play?" "I'll call the guys, they'll be over in 10 minutes." "You know, it'd be good too." "Give me time to comb out and rinse." "Otherwise heh, I'll streak." "[SINGING] If every word I said" "Could make you laugh I'd talk forever" "Mm-hmm" "I asked the sky just what we had" "Ooh, it shone forever" "Oh-ho" "ALL:" "Forever" "Forever" "I've been so happy loving you" "[LAUGHS]" "[BECKY CHEERS]" "[IN SURFER ACCENT] You guys, that was totally excellent." "Totally." "Let's eat." "That is such a cool song." "I sang that song to Becky at our wedding." "If I had a song like "Forever," I'll bet you Fat Fish Records would sign us..." "like that." "You want it, you got it." "Leon, please pass the coleslaw." "You mean it?" "We can record "Forever"?" "Sure, as long as Becky keeps cooking up food like this." "Heh." "Well, I'll give you the phone number." "I mean, recipe." "Well, I mean this is cool." "That would be great if we did that." "You know, normally we record stuff that we write." "But, heh, quite frankly, who's buying it?" "You know what?" "Elvis never recorded anything he wrote." "I wonder what it would've been like if Elvis had done a Beach Boys' song." "[SINGING AS ELVIS] If everybody had an ocean across the U.S.A." " That's scary." " Ha, ha." "How about it like this, though?" "[SINGING] If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A." "Then everybody'd be surfing" "Like Californ-I-A" "You'd see them wearing Their baggies" "Hurache sandals too" "A bushy, bushy blond hairdo" "Surfin' U.S.A." "Hey, munchkin, give me a good-luck kiss." "I got a great version of "Forever" I cut with The Beach Boys." "I'm taking it down to Fat Fish Records." "I'm telling you, they gonna love this baby." "Will you taste my new recipe?" "Oh, that sounds tempting." "All right, you know what, I'll take just a really tiny sample." "Just give me a little tiny sample, okay?" "Here we go." "Mm." "[GROANS]" "Interesting." "What is it?" "Tuna cream." "So that would be tuna and...." " Oreo ice cream." " Aah!" "I'll never get my cooking badge." "Oh, now, come on, I don't wanna hear that kind of talk." "I mean, tuna cream may not be one of the 31 flavors but you gotta have perseverance." "Perse" " What?" "Perseverance, it means, you know, you never give up." "You keep on trying." "Look at your uncle J, I've been plugging away at this music business for 10 years." "I've been writing songs, taking goofy gigs, you know why?" "Because I will do anything to keep my dream alive." "[SINGING] We're caught in a trap" "I can't walk out" "Because I love you too much, baby" "BOTH [SINGING]:" "Said, buy me those Kitty Krispies, man" "And I'll be your best friend" "[CATS HUMMING ON RECORDING]" "[SINGING] Oh, hey there, Mr. Egghead You scientific dude" "Whenever you're around I'm in a scientific mood" "Tell us how the bird flies Or how the fungus grows" "The creation of the universe Or how we blow our nose" "[SINGING] The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell" "Viva la stereo The farmer in the dell" "The cheese stands alone The cheese stands alone" "Hunka hunka stinky cheese The cheese stands alone" "[SINGING] When you're laughing Whoa, when you're chuckling" "Oh, the sun it does A come-a shining' through" "One, two, three!" "[BAND PLAYING HARD ROCK MUSIC]" "[JESSE CACKLING]" "ALL [SINGING]:" "Glow, little glow worm Glimmer, glimmer" "Glow, little glow worm Glimmer, glimmer" "I got a gal that I love so" "Glow little glow worm, glow" " See what I mean, Michelle?" " You were desperate." "I'm hip, I never gave up." "You know why?" "Because I got, what?" "Perseverance." " Right on, munchkin." " Yeah." "Let me give you a little tip now." "You like pudding, you like cheese, so you put them together." "You like ice cream, you like tuna, again, you put them together." "Stop putting things together." "You gotta lose the combo deal." "Just try one thing." "Try something simple." "Thanks, Uncle Jesse." "I love you." "I know." " I love you too." " I know." "[JESSE CHUCKLES]" "What was I thinking?" "It needs olives." "Dad, would you please tell me if I can go to Spain?" "Okay, look, I've been thinking about Spain." "You gotta understand, this is a big decision." "A decision that I've been wrestling with all day." "If you know wrestling, which I do, because I was dorm champ in the 145-pound class" "You know, I was really wiry back then." "Used to call me the human pipe cleaner." "Forget it, Deej, you're not going." "Not necessarily, sometimes when he rambles, it's good news." "How would you know?" "He never gets to the news." "Don't be rude." "He might change his mind." "We don't know what he's gonna say." "Maybe we want him to change his mind." " Maybe he hasn't made up his mind." " Maybe you want me to lose my mind." "Dad, I can't take it anymore." "Just tell me either way." "Okay." "You promise you'll write me every day?" "Of course, I'll bring stationery, pencil" "I'm going?" "You're letting me go?" "Thank you." "Good decision, Mr. T. She already told the school yes." "Well, I said, "Yes, unless my dad says no."" "Okay, follow me." "OJs on a stick." "Get them while they're cold." " Oh, thank you, sweetie." " Oh, look at that." "Okay, boys, are you ready to taste your first Popsicle?" "Oh, that's good, huh?" "Happy tongue." "[IN FRENCH ACCENT] Fruity, sophisticated, yet mischievous." "Heh- heh." "And best of all, it comes on a stick." "You mean it?" "You really like them?" " Yeah, these are very good." " Right." "Well, guess what." "The incredibly talented chef who made OJs on a stick is our very own Michelle Elizabeth Tanner." "I did it!" "I can cook!" "Congratulations, honey, you'll get your first Honeybee badge." "Thank you." "I may open a restaurant." "Hey, everybody, this is David Janolari from Fat Fish Music." " How are you doing?" " Hi." " Hey, a real family." "Cool." " Heh-heh." "This guy has the best ear in the music business." "Strange, yesterday you said he wouldn't know good music if it bit him on the" "[CHUCKLES]" "Kids, don't you love them?" "You guys aren't gonna believe this." "I brought David because if he says it, you believe it." "Tell them." "Well, I heard the kid's tape of "Forever" and it blew me away." "I'm not even here." "I had no choice, I had to sign him." "BECKY:" "Honey, he signed." " Congratulations." "Finally, I'm gonna have a record out, 10 years of struggling has paid off." "Because you got perseverance." "Cool kid." "Hey, Jess, cat, let's rap." "When you think of major superstars like Michael Jackson or Hammer what do you see?" "Funny pants?" "No, no, no." "You see dancing." " I do?" " Of course you do." "That is why we are gonna take that sweet little song of yours rerecord it, turn up the energy, pump up the beat and make the hottest dance video ever to hit MTV." "Uh, Dave, cat, heh, uh, there's just one small problem." "Um, I don't dance." "Oh, come on, a guy with your looks and talent, can't dance?" " I don't believe it." " Believe it." " Yeah, that's right." " My dog, Comet's better dancer." "Anyway, don't worry about it." "Because when we get through with you everyone in this country will be dancing "the Jessman."" "The Jessman?" "[English" " US" " SDH]"