"[evil laughter]" "Eww." "[straining] [grunts] [both laughing]" " Huh?" " Ahh..." "Hm?" "[both gasp] [yelling] [monkeys screeching] [male narrator] Flying monkeys." "We're the scourge of the night." "And the day, too." "Really, we're just an overall scourge in the Land of Oz." "Seriously, we're terrifying." "The Winkies are scared of us." "[all yelling] [narrator] The Munchkins are scared of us." " [gasps] - [screeching] [yelling]" "[narrator] Heck, I'm even scared of us." "[narrator] This is me." "Oh, sorry." "That's not me." "One sec." "That's me." "Ozzy!" "Keep up!" "Yes, Dad." "I mean, yes, sir!" "If you haven't figured it out yet, that's my dad, Goliath." "See the resemblance?" "Don't worry." "Nobody does." "Ozzy, do you have to wear that?" "I wish I didn't." "I know it's not scary, but I can't fly without it." "The word "can't" is not in the Winged Monkey vocabulary." "Well, now, technically, it is because you just used it, which means that it actually is in our vocabulary." "[groans]" "Now move on, Eveline is waiting." "[straining]" "[evil laughter]" "[Ozzy] This is Eveline, the Wicked Witch of the West." "[thunder crashes]" "Soon, all of Oz, will fear me once more!" "[evil laughter]" "[Ozzy] She's not really supposed to be here." "Let's go back a bit." "I'll give you a history lesson." "Not too long ago, a young heroine came to Oz." " [object approaching] - [both gasping]" "[Ozzy] Her name was Dorothy." "She discovered Eveline's weakness." "[grunting]" "I'm melting!" "Melting." "[screams]" "[Ozzy] After she defeated Eveline," "Glinda the Good Witch, helped Dorothy find her way back home." "Then she crowned Dorothy's friends "The Kings of Oz"." "[crowd cheering]" "[Ozzy] And because Glinda's so... good, she gave Eveline a second chance." "I'm un-melting!" "I'm un-melting!" "[evil laughter]" "Welcome back, Eveline!" "My handle is "Wicked Witch of the West", Glinda!" "Ohh... but you won't be a Witch anymore." "No way!" "No, no!" "[Ozzy] And just like that, Glinda removed Eveline's magic powers." "They were transferred to Eveline's broom, which was given to the Three Kings for safe keeping." "[thunder crashing]" "[Ozzy] I know Glinda had the best of intentions, but the thing is..." "You can take the powers out of a Wicked Witch, but you can't take the wickedness out of her." "[monkeys screeching]" "Goliath!" "Listen up you monkeys!" " [grunts] - [all gasping]" "Now." "My evil plan." "We deliver the sleepy ribs, and then those buffoons eat the sleepy ribs, get sleepy..." "Meanwhile, we're outside." "I'm wearing a silly mustache..." " Uh..." "A silly mustache?" " Yes, your Evilness." "Which nitwit." "[grunts] To the Dungeon!" "OK." "Let's move along now." "When the buffoons go night-night," "Goliath will break down the wall and..." "[Goliath] Uh..." "Eveline?" " Uh, don't mean to bother you." " [groans] What?" "I thought you agreed to my plan." "We let someone small sneak in through the vent, open the window and let us charge in." "You know?" " Uh." " When did I agree to that?" " A week ago." " Uh, I don't remember that." " Uh." " Well, whatever." "We do Goliath's thing, blah-blah-blah..." "This gets us the broom, which finally gives me my power back!" "[evil laughter]" " Got it?" "!" " [all] Yes, my Witch!" "Good." "And remember this, I will not tolerate failure." "[both chuckling]" "Alright." "Let's get a move on." "Now!" "You're going to mess it up." "[both laughing]" "You heard her, everyone out!" "Do we have to do this?" "Winged monkeys have served wicked witches for centuries." "I know that, but..." "She's gone bananas dad." "I am a winged monkey, you're a winged monkey, so act like one." "Aww... [growls weakly]" "Mm-hmm." "That's more like it." "Mmm." "Get on my back, it will be faster." "Mm-mmm..." "I can't think of a better present than this." " You said somebody brought it?" " Oh, yes!" "There was this funny looking guy at the door." " [gasps] - [grunts]" "So, get ready Kings as we are going to eat like... well, Kings!" "[chuckles]" "Remember, tonight is your chance to show all the winged monkeys you are a worthy warrior." " Don't disappoint me." " I will!" " Uh...?" " I mean..." "I'll show 'em I'm worthy." "Not gonna disappoint you." "[chuckles]" "[grunts]" "[chewing] [yawns]" " Manners, Lion." " What?" "[yawns]" "Oh, excuse me." "[yawns]" "Me, too, I don't know why I'm so tired." " [laughing]" " Shhh!" "[chuckles]" "[straining]" "Oh, hey..." "[gasps] [grunts] [straining]" "[screaming]" "[Ozzy and Lion groaning]" "Sound the alarm!" "[grunting]" "Well, attack you mongrels!" "[all screeching]" "[grunts] [screams]" " What are you doing?" " It worked with crows." " [growling] - [screaming]" "Get it!" "Yes!" "[all gasping] [gasps]" "[groans]" "Dad!" "[laughs]" "[grunting]" "[evil laughter]" "[screaming]" "[growling]" "[evil laughter]" "I hope you nincompoops enjoyed being kings." "Heh." "But it's mama's turn to rule again." "[evil laughter]" "You wanted bravery?" "Your desire to fight will be your undoing, as bravery turns to wrath." "You will become trapped by your rage, like a rat in a cage." "[groaning]" "You wanted to be brainy, tired of being a thick-headed lunk." "Now that brain of yours is gonna be working overtime forever!" "You said that you wanted a heart 'cause you couldn't feel." "Well, you're gonna regret that." "Because you're about to feel all of the pain and sadness the world has to offer." "I still got it!" "I'm a bad Witch!" "Whoo!" "You nearly ruined everything." "Look around at all your comrades that got their butts kicked because of you!" "I'm actually not that bad." "Yeah, I just need to get a better helmet is all." "Silence!" " [both groaning] - [whimpers]" "I have my broom back, no thanks to you!" "Where is my chief of security?" " Uh, here, your Evilness." " Send this one to the Dungeon." " [gasps]" " I do not tolerate failure!" "Have I said that one before?" "Like one, two, three..." "That time in the toilet..." " Fourteen times already, my Witch." " Dungeon?" "Eveline, uh, Ozzy, that's my boy's name," "I can't send him to the Dungeon." "[all gasping] [both chanting] Dungeon, Dungeon...!" "[all chanting]" "No!" "It was my idea!" "He wasn't ready!" "He just got a little... chicken." "No, Dad!" "That's not what happened!" "He's chicken, huh?" "Smart move, Goliath." "You put your chicken son in charge of getting my broom back." " I'm sorry, Eveline." " You have failed." "Yes, my Witch." "It will never happen again." "I know." " [groaning] - [evil laughter]" " [clucking]" " Oh, no!" "[all laughing]" "I'm sorry, Dad." " [clucks] - [laughter continues]" "Derp, take them away." "Derp." "Derp." "[grunts]" " [all gasp] - [clucks]" "Dad!" "What are you doing?" " I don't know!" " That's mine!" "Gimme the broom." "If I give it back, will you turn my Dad back to normal?" " No!" " No?" "!" "I mean, yes." "Whatever it is that you want me to do," "I'll be happy to do it." "Give it back to me you little..." "I feel like you're lying to me." "Yep." "[Chuckles] [gasps]" "Aww... don't be afraid." "[yelling]" "My Broom!" "[all laughing]" "Hey!" "Stop laughing." "Get off your lazy butts, and bring me that measly monkey!" "[yelling]" "Oh, he's gone!" " [clucks] - [grunts]" "And so are you." "To the Dungeon!" "Wait, me?" "Are you kidding?" "No, wait, come on!" "Please!" "The rest of you, go!" "Everyone!" "Go find him!" "That broom is mine." "That magic is mine!" "I must have it back!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "[yelling]" "Help!" "[yells]" "No." "No." "No!" "Stop, stop, stop!" "[yelling]" "[sighs]" "[rooster crows]" "[yawns]" "[frog] Get off of me!" " [gasps] - [groans]" "I don't believe this." "This was the worst night of my life." " Watch it!" " Sorry, I didn't mean to..." "Ah, the disrespect that big people have for small slimy things." "Don't you look at me like that!" " What?" " Don't look at me like that!" "Honestly, people are so rude, rude!" "If somebody looked at you like you're looking at me..." "I don't have time for this, buddy!" "There's a wicked witch after me!" "This is you, right, "Complain, complain, complain." "Me, me, me, me."" " What do I do now?" " Listen, you want problems?" "The pond I live in tastes like mud!" "That's a problem!" "I tried to get Glinda to do something, but no avail!" "Glinda!" "Where is she?" "I can't believe you don't know." "Everybody knows." "[ribbits]" "I don't." "I just flew into town." "Come on." "Whoa, it's far." "Yup, it's pretty far." "Like, 4,000 hops far." " Which way?" " That way." "[exclaims]" "That's it?" "It's far if you're a frog." " Thank you." " Yeah, whatever!" "People would respect me if I were a prince." "[whimpers softly]" "Glinda!" "Hi there." "I know you're not a big fan of flying monkeys, but I really need your help." "It's Eveline." "She got a hold of her magic broom and turned my dad into a chicken!" "I have the broom but she's coming after me." "Hmm?" "Ooh." " [girl] Bad monkey!" " [gasps]" " [grunts]" " Talk, bucko, before I start casting spells." "And FYI, I am super good at spells!" "I'm Ozzy, I need help from Glinda." "She, uh, she can't help you." "Glinda is "sleeping" right now." "Come back, uh, never." "Okay." "Bye." "She doesn't look like she's sleeping." "Well, she totally is." "I've seen people sleeping before and she isn't." "Well, you've never seen her sleeping." "Some people like to sleep laying in their bed wearing pajamas, holding their Teddy bear." "But she likes to sleep sitting, in her dress, with her eyes open, holding a cup of tea." " Baloney." " Just go!" "[grunts]" " [groans] Get down!" " No, I need Glinda's help!" "[chuckles] She won't help you!" " Glinda, I'm begging you." " She can't!" "Why?" "[sighs]" "Why?" "Okay." "So... it's a long story but..." "I was working on my potions." "Like I do." "Super complex stuff, but I was totally in the zone." "I was crushing it." "But then suddenly, Aunt Glinda's all like..." "Gabby!" "Please, make me a cup of tea." "[Gabby] And I was all like," "I'm busy." "Then she was all like," ""Now, please."" "And so I was all, [groans] "Okay, fine."" "[glass shatters] [exclaims]" "Ahh." "[chokes]" "What did you put in this?" "Why, is it that bad?" "Glinda?" "You okay?" "Oopsies." "Apparently, whatever I made, well, it wasn't tea." "But I, but I mean, she's just, she's not like dead or anything, she's just... on pause." " She'll be fine!" " Are you sure about that?" "You can bet your monkey butt." "[flying monkey] You better stop croaking and start talking." "Have you seen a small stupid monkey?" " Oh, yeah, very stupid." " Where?" "Hmm?" "[groans]" "Ah-ha!" "[thinking]" "I got this." "Okay, all right um... [groans]" "Bad monkey." "Gross!" "No touching!" "You have to let me help!" "Pretty please." "It's fine." "Everything is perfect." "Like perfectly perfect." "Okay?" "I don't have a lot of time!" "How long is this gonna this take?" "Shh!" "Okay, okay, okay." "Hmm..." "Leprechaun lillies, invisible thread, a bit of sasquatch toe jam for taste." "Cotton candy fairy dust." "Okay, pass me that red bottle over there." ""Juice of mangosteen?" What's this do?" "Ahh..." "It just tastes delicious." "What are you looking for?" "Gotta find some "splinter of Frogwood."" "Oh, don't tell me we're out!" "[groans] It's super important." "It goes in, like, everything." "Everything?" "[groans]" " This isn't happening!" " Can't you get some more?" "Uh, frogwood trees are extremely scarce and difficult to find." "[sighs]" "And, of course, I can't un-pause Glinda until I find one!" "What?" "How long will that take?" "It could be soon but probably quite a while." "Really?" "There's no hope." "What am I gonna do?" " What's the problem?" " Eveline!" "I ran away with the broom that holds her magic power!" "[gasps]" "You did?" "Impressive, and quite scandalous." "She is going to kill me!" "And my father is in trouble." "[sighs]" "Glinda was the only shot I had." "Well, if somebody could find a Frogwood tree..." "But that's obviously not going to be you." "Obviously." "I mean, you're a miniature flying monkey with teensy-weensy little wings." "Thanks." "You're not strong, smart, or brave." " How do you know?" "!" " Am I wrong?" "I uh, I uh..." "Huh, huh?" "[grunting]" "The Kings!" "They're brave, and smart, and really strong." "They could help me." "How do I find them?" "I don't know, you're not brave, not smart, not..." "Heard ya the first time!" "But... you do have the broom." "I've gotta find these guys." "They'll help me I know it." "You're just going to go out and "find" The Kings?" "Well... yes." "And, how are you going to find them?" "I have no idea." "So, you're just walking this way, hoping to find one of them?" "I can't just sit and do nothing." "I have to try and stop Eveline." "[sighs] Okay." "I'll go find some Frogwood splinters, bring em back, finish my potion, and then Glinda can take care of Eveline." "I don't have that much time, Eveline is looking for me." "Can you fly that thing?" "I did once, but I don't know how." "Hmm." "Wait right here." " [humming] - [sighs]" "Don't you worry auntie, I'll bring back your," ""Don't you ever dare touch that, Gabby,"" "crystal ball safe and sound, OK?" "I'll take that as a yes." "And, um, next time, let's not give wicked witches a second chance." "Just sayin'." "Okay, bye!" "[panting]" "Look what I got!" "Hey!" "I told you to wait for me!" " Hmm?" " Did you get bigger?" "[sniffs] [groans]" "And, eww, you smell bad." "Huh?" "Sorry, I thought you were somebody else." "I have to go now." " Hey, where ya think you're going?" " Yeah?" "We're looking for a monkey." "A flying monkey." "Except one that doesn't fly because he's got wings like a bird." "But not like a hawk or an eagle, more like a robin or a little finch." " [both laughing]" " Sorry, fellas," "I don't know who you're talking about." "Haven't seen him." "Maybe this will remind you!" "Oh, so this winged monkey is pink?" "Pink?" "Have you seen him or not?" "Nope." "Sorry." " Okay, have you seen this!" " It's supposed to be a broom." " Have you seen a broom?" " Nope." "No brooms here." " Oh..." " Ah-ha!" "What's that there then?" "Oh, this?" "It's a broom, but it doesn't look anything like the one in your picture." "I'm, um..." "I'm..." "I'm a maid and I'm..." "I'm just going to my sweeping job." "I'll let you know if I see that one." " Hm." " Hmm..." " Really?" " Uh-huh." "Okay." "[grunts]" "That was close." "Thanks." " I'm coming with you!" " You're coming with me?" "Why?" "You gotta find The Kings, I gotta wake up Glinda." "Two heads are better than one." " Which heads?" " [sighs] Never mind." "Look, I brought Glinda's crystal ball." "It'll show the way." " It will?" "How?" " Magic!" "Check it out." "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." "Bobidy, bibidy, bobidy, bobidy, bah!" "That way?" "Are you sure?" "Okay." "We go... that way." "I guess that sounds good." " Whose bright idea was this?" " I give you one guess." "[evil laughter]" "Makeover... complete!" "Come on, come on!" "Keep it coming." "Lower, left, left, lower." "Lower..." "lower, lower, lower..." " [grunts] Put it down!" " ..." "lower." "[all gasping] [evil laughter]" "[grunts]" "Hmm?" "No!" "Uh-oh." "[monkey screeching]" "[bunny squeaks]" "Mmm." "[both sigh]" " [roars] - [both screaming]" " [growls] - [screaming]" "[Gabby] I'm just saying, you're super weird, cause flying monkeys are supposed to be like really mean and scary and stuff, but you're totally not." "No offense." "I mean, you know what I'm talking about right?" " [yelling in distance] - [gasps]" "Quiet." "That guy is crazy." "Run, run, he is mad!" " [roaring] - [gasps]" "It's really him." "It's Lion." "[yelling in distance]" "No way!" " Come on!" " Come on, grab him." "Hold him down!" "[yelling] [roaring]" "[groans] [both gasp]" " [grunts] - [both groan]" "Run!" "I'm serious, get outta here!" "He'll kill you!" "What's wrong with him?" "Why is he fighting?" "He's mad!" "It's like he's filled with anger at everyone and everything!" "He's been like this since he got here." "There's no way we can get him back to the Emerald City like this." "Oh!" "You're here to take him away?" "Lion!" "Your ride's here!" " No!" "Wait, wait, wait!" " Over here!" "[growling]" "Huh?" "[rumbling]" "Where are you going?" "Are you afraid of me, coward?" "[growling]" "[gasps]" "Uh, I think we should go." "Maybe find the Tin Woodsman first!" "Bobiddy, bobiddy, bobiddy boo." "Get up, Lion!" "I'm not through with you!" "[straining]" " Lion's in real danger." " Yes, Winkie Town!" "[groans]" "Hey!" "Let's go!" "I know were Tin is!" "[groans]" "[panting] [screams]" "Lion needs help." " What?" "We need help, not him." " He's getting pulverized." "Hey, Lion!" "You're nothing more than a... a pussycat!" " What are you doing?" " I don't know." "You're going to get us killed." "I have to get him out of that fight." "Kitty!" "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" "[sighs]" "Hey, Lion!" "[both] Huh?" "You're a chicken!" "No offense to your dad." "Uh, we got his attention!" "Now what?" "I thought you said you didn't know how to fly this thing." "I don't!" "I just got scared and it took off!" "[growls] [both screaming]" "[giggles]" "You did it, Ozzy!" " [gasps]" " Whoa!" "Watch out!" "Look at you!" "You've got this flying thing down." " [growling]" " Whoa!" "No!" "My crystal ball!" " [grunts]" " Ow!" "[laughing]" "Whoa!" " Who's a little scaredy-cat?" " What are you doing?" "As long as we stay close, he'll keep chasing us." "Hmm, I can't decide if that's really clever or really stupid." "Me neither." "We better find Tin fast." "Which way?" "Heh." "[panting] [mumbling]" "Would you hurry up, already?" " Your Evilness." " Oh, what now?" "The Emerald City Council needs your signatures on these papers." "Oh, honestly, who knew running the Emerald City would be so much work?" "After you sign these, you have a meeting with a representative of the Lollipop Guild." "Plus, a photo op with Jack Pumpkinhead." "[groans]" "Oh, come on!" "I finally rule Oz, but I can't get one frickin' pen that works?" "!" "Honestly, has anyone found my broom or that monkey yet?" "Half of your army is looking for them." "Good." "I want them back as soon as possible." "He must be punished." "Punished..." "By the way, the emerald senate is asking for the length of your mandate and if you're calling for elections after it?" "What?" "If I had my broom, those fools wouldn't dare to question me." "I'm the Queen of Oz!" "So..." "What do I tell them?" "You tell them nothing until I have it." "Send my best men out!" "My very... best... men." "Derp!" "[humming]" "[groans]" "Derp!" "Mm-mmm." "Come on!" "Keep up scaredy cat!" "There it is, Winkie Town!" "Let's go!" "[sniffing]" "[snoring]" "Excuse me, sir." "We're looking for... [screaming]" "Attack!" "Flying monkey attack!" "Attack!" " [people screaming]" " Flying monkey attack!" " Attack!" "Attack!" " [both laughing] [barking]" "Whoa!" "Get back, Gabby!" "C-mon, it's just a doggie." "Cute little guy." " [barking] - [gasps]" "I won't hurt you." "[sniffing]" " Alarm!" " Chill." "I got this one." "Are you a messenger from the Wicked Witch?" "Take us to the Tin Woodman, now." "Uh, either you bring word from the Wicked Witch" " and we throw you in prison..." " Or... or you, you're here to attack us, and we throw you in prison." "Hey!" "Mess with her, you mess with me, bub!" "[screams]" "Huh?" "Sir?" "Could you please take us to Tin Woodman?" "We need to talk to him." "Hmm?" "Mm-hmm." "I don't think the Tin Woodman will talk to you." "Why?" "Follow me." "[sobbing]" "He's been like this since we found him and brought him back to town." " Mr. Tin Woodman?" " So much pain!" "Floods, tornadoes, everywhere!" "Earthquakes, stubbed toes..." "I can't stop it!" "But Mr. Woodman, nobody can stop that kinda stuff." "Uh-oh, you shouldn't have said that." "[sobbing]" "There is no hope." "[groans]" "This guy is pathetic." "Yes, I am." "You're wrong, there is always hope, but you have to stay strong Tin... [whimpers]" "You're a king!" "I am?" "Mm-hmm." "Attack!" "Flying monkey attack!" " It was a trap." " No, not a trap." "[sobbing]" "Hello." " [both gasp] - [chuckles]" "Hope you don't mind if we brought a "friend"?" " Derp." " [sobbing]" "Wait, he's your friend?" "I thought I was your friend!" "No, I mean like, "we brought along a friend,"" "like it's scary." "Come on!" " Oh!" " Derp!" "Derp?" " [growling]" " Uh-oh." "[all screaming]" "Derp!" "[all grunting]" "Please, Mr. Woodman, we have to go." "Let's report to Eveline what's happening." "[all whimpering]" " [growls]" " Please, Lion is coming!" "Lion?" "Lion!" "[chuckles]" " [both gasp] - [growling]" "Lion, bad!" "[electricity humming]" "Look!" "[both gasp]" "Ow, my head." "Where am I?" "Um, you're in Winkie Town, sir." "You?" "Why did you do it?" "Huh?" "Do what?" "Why did you help Eveline steal the broom?" "I had to!" "My dad said I had to!" "Eveline said I had to!" "If I said to you to jump off the bridge, would you?" "Yes!" "I mean, no, but I feel like I'm a disappointment to my dad." "I wanted to prove that I'm not!" "But I..." "Hey, he saved your life!" "You were in real bad shape, mister!" " I was just so... angry!" " You were under a curse." " I'm better now." " Please, Mr. Lion," "I need your help, along with the other kings." "Someone has to stop Eveline and help my father." "Oh, he's a chicken." "[groans]" "No, wait, I mean, his father is a chicken." "Thanks for saving me." "You're a brave little monkey." "The people of this city will accept the authority and legitimacy of my administration." "Hey!" "Eveline!" "We have news!" "Unnecessary!" "I currently have my best men looking for my broom." "Your best men?" "I thought you sent us!" "You sent these imbeciles?" "Uh..." "All your men are sort of the same." "That's true." "Report." "The broom stealing monkey is gathering the Kings of Oz." "[gasps] What?" "!" "Oh, he said that the broom stealing monkey..." "I know!" "I'm not deaf!" "[groans]" "If the Three Kings are going to help that pint-sized pea-brain, then I might need a little backup of my own." "The tinsmiths say they will have Tin Woodman repaired in two weeks." "Uh, he doesn't have that kind of time." "No." "I definitely don't." "Yeah, Glinda can't wait that long either." "Hmm..." "I know one guy who's smart enough to put him back together in a quick." "Uh..." "Scarecrow!" "Which way Gabby?" "How would I know?" "The crystal ball completely shattered." "Uh, maybe you could use something else?" "Hmm..." "[exclaims] [grunting]" "Bobbidy-bobbidy-bobbidy-boo." "We go... that way!" "All right, kids, let's go." "Uh, anybody need to go to the bathroom first?" "[both] Huh?" "Mm-mm." "We've got a long trip ahead of us." "I should really go to the bathroom, too." "Huh?" "[sighs]" "[clucks] [mumbling]" "[screeching]" "Gotta stop." "Just for a second." "[gasps] Look!" "I see something!" " Hello?" " Shh!" "It's a library!" "It's the archive of Oz." "It's where they put everything when it gets really, really old." " [chattering] - [gasps]" "That's him!" "He's here!" "Where?" "Which way do we go?" "It's like a maze." ""The Labyrinth of knowledge." Let's stick together." "[chuckles] Or not." "[snoring]" "[groans]" "[door unlocks] [grunts] [straining]" "Wingo!" "Where's Mama's baby?" "[sniffing] [groans]" "My-my!" "Nobody has picked up your poopsies have they?" "You!" "Doo-doo duty!" "Me?" "!" "[sobbing]" "No!" "No!" " Hey!" " Hmm?" "[shrieks]" "Wingo, Mommy's got a little surprise for you." " [growling] - [gasps]" "[roars] [gasps] [both shrieking]" " [growling] - [chuckles]" "Mama's got to go do Witchy Queen things right now, but your friends here will take you out on a play date!" ""Play" means find that monkey!" "[roars]" "[chattering] [gasps] I found him!" "I lost him." "[grunting]" "[gasps]" "Now, this is some super cool witch stuff!" "Ah!" "[Lion] I found him." "He's over here!" "The distance to G, where the set F has..." " Scarecrow!" " ...is in musical terms, transposed to algebraic terms, one must first determine not only the syntax, lexicon, the cultural bias of the equation." "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." "But if conversely..." "Scarecrow, buddy, look at me." "...thus compensating for the afore-note degradation over Z time." "Well, how did you break my curse?" "I dunno, I just hit you in the head." "...an increase in the atomic weight..." " Lion!" " What?" "!" "The mind must be constantly challenged." " Constantly challenged, I'm telling you." " Huh?" "[Scarecrow] Or it withers and shrivels and wrinkles and puckers up and then where are you?" " Stop talking for one second!" " Wait!" "He might be useful like this." " Hmm?" " Everyone else solve the problems..." "Professor Scarecrow!" "We bring you a great challenge, a puzzle nobody has ever solved!" " Puzzle?" " Yes." "The greatest minds in all of Oz have been unable to put this puzzle together again!" "[exclaims]" "I present unto you," ""The Great Puzzle Of The Woodman, Tin!"" "Poppy-doddles!" "Every riddle has its solution." "And every solution has it's riddle that leads directly to it!" "[squeaks]" "Oh, yeah?" "Then prove it!" "[both exclaim]" "[humming]" "[grunts]" " [squeaking] - [giggling]" "He's finished!" "Great!" "He looks... comatose." "The mechanical shell has been reassembled, but we must consider the fluids." "Two parts oil of a corn nut, oil of mushroom..." "He's making a potion!" "He's got potion stuff!" "Hey, what kinda stuff you got?" "Do you have Frogwood?" "Huh, buddy boy?" "[grunts]" "Boo-ya!" "I'm back to life!" "Welcome back, you bucket o' bolts, you!" "I'm back to life." "[sobbing]" "Hm, yes of course." "The deeper issue, of course, is the chemical properties of each element." "Ah, yes, and..." " Oh, jeez, come on!" " Hit him!" "Hit him?" "But that's not cool." "If you don't, I will." "[sobbing continues]" "It's not working!" "Welp, bad idea guys!" "There's got to be a way." "Think." "What else did you do?" "I don't know, I can't remember, I was scared." "[rumbling]" "Uh-oh." "What is that?" "You try to cure them." "I'll take care of the beast." "You sure?" "I'm King of the beasts." "[roars]" "[groans] [roars]" " [shuddering] - [gasps]" "Square root of, uh, times three... [sobbing]" " Hit him again!" " Why?" "!" " Are you scared?" " No." "Hurry up!" "Just do it!" "Come on!" " But..." " Do it!" " [grunts] - [screams]" " What, who, where?" " It worked!" "How?" "Eveline runs on fear." "That's why her broom only works when you're scared!" "Tin?" "Scarecrow?" "[Lion growling]" " Lion?" " Lion?" "Hey!" " What's happening?" " The broom!" "No, wait... you don't understand." " I'm a good guy." " More company!" " [gasps] - [screams] [both grunting]" "Ozzy!" "Beaten by the power of knowledge." " [yelling] - [laughing]" " You're in trouble!" " Look out!" "I'm not that stu... [screams]" "We have to stop that beast." "We'll have to use our minds instead of our strength." " What are you making?" " Anything!" "[grunts] Hey!" "Wingo!" "The broom's over here, big guy!" "[roars] [groans]" "The mice tails, hurricane eye, frogwood, dragon breath... [gasps] Frogwood?" "Wait!" " Was that all of it?" " What?" "Frogwood!" "What, you need Frogwood?" "That kid has plenty of it." "Ozzy?" "Yes, Eveline's broom is made of Frogwood." " What?" "!" " I made something!" "I made something!" " What does it do?" "!" " I don't know!" "[gasps] [roars]" "[Gabby] Over here, butterball!" "[roars] [grunts]" "Huh?" "[chuckles]" " [gasps] - [yells]" " Got any more of that potion?" " I get it!" "My bad!" "I have a plan." "Just trust me, Gabby!" "Ozzy!" "[roars]" "[all laughing]" "[both whimper]" "Here's what we'll do, you get Ozzy, I'll get the broom!" "Uh-huh!" "[grunts] [chuckles]" " I got him!" " Let's go." "Ozzy!" "Gabby!" "[chattering]" "[chuckles]" "Do you have an appointment?" " Yes!" " No!" "If you don't, then get in line." "This is important." "It's about the broom." "Oh, and the monkey!" "[muttering] [laughing]" "Eveline!" "[screams] [whimpering]" "Yay!" "You got Mama's broom!" " No, not exactly." " Where is Wingo?" " He isn't coming back." " [gasps]" "But we captured the monkey!" "[soft chuckle] [grunts] Okay!" "Totally uncool!" "There were no seatbelts in there and you knew it." "How..." "That is not a monkey!" "[groans] I can't believe monkeys are so stupid." "The dumbest animals on the planet." "Ozzy's not stupid!" "He reunited the kings." "You're in big trouble, missy." "Because they're coming here for you." "[groans] Take her to the Dungeon!" "[gasping]" "And that fat nitwit, too." " Hmm?" " Huh?" "I won't ask again!" "Real bad move." "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you dang dirty flying monkey!" "Call back my army." "[sighs] It isn't easy being Queen, you know." " [Ozzy] Gabby?" " Oh..." "Where's Gabby?" "Gabby?" "[sniffing]" "Monkeys..." "Gabby..." "They went that way." "Yesiree, he can smell all that." "Cool." "To the Emerald City!" "Wait!" "Um, anyone want to go to the bathroom?" " Uh..." " Mm-mm." "It's a long trip." "You know what?" "I'm going." "Better safe than sorry." " [chattering] - [gasps]" "Seriously?" "You can't leave me here... [grunts]" " Huh?" " Hmm?" "[chuckles]" "Piece of junk!" "Why is it so complicated?" "[sighs]" "The problem is I'm just not techie enough." "[electricity whirs] [all gasping]" "[whimpers]" "Is this on?" "Hello?" "Okay, and were up and running." "Attention, Oz!" "Among you is an ungrateful little monkey that has stolen my broom, and I want it back!" "Ozzy?" "Listen up now, dear I'll speak slowly, because I know you monkeys aren't the brightest." "[grunts]" "If you do not return my broom to me in one hour," "I will cook a Goliath chicken soup." "[gasps]" "Do you understand me?" "Bring it to me now!" "My patience is running thin!" "Don't worry, we won't let anything happen to your father." "Maybe if I give her the broom..." "Now, logically speaking, you see," "If Eveline gets her broom back, she'll have her magic back." "And it won't matter if we've rescued your dad, you see." " She'll just use magic again!" " We have to go face her." "Listen, she expects Ozzy in one hour." "We'll take her by surprise." "You can't see the Witch, nobody gets to see the..." "Uh... hello?" "[Ozzy] Down here." " Who are you?" " I'm a flying monkey!" "Part of the Queen's loyal staff!" "I live to serve." "I do whatever stupid thing she says." " I didn't uh..." " I know what you mean." "Well, why don't you just fly like everybody else?" "Hmm?" "I... uh, well, because..." "You can fly with those puny little wings, can't you?" "[laughing]" "This is no laughing matter!" "Don't laugh!" "'Less you want trouble, Mr. Door Guy." "Don't you know who I am?" "I am a guy who you don't know..." " What?" " What?" "Shoo, shoo, get away!" "Shoo, shoo get away!" "Shoo." " [groans] - [roars]" " Huh?" " [grunts] [sighs] [soft roar]" " Uh-oh." " Open the door." "Yes, Sir." "[sighs] [sighs]" "Look, Ozzy, it's time you forget you're the littlest anything." "It doesn't matter, do you understand?" "Easy for you to say." "You're like the bravest lion ever!" "I wasn't always." "Once I was very cowardly." " Everything scared me!" " For real-sies?" "Everything, he wouldn't even roar, he moaned." "He was afraid of his own tail!" " Of his own fleas!" " Of his own..." "OK, OK!" "He gets it!" "I can't do this!" "I'm scared, too scared..." "You have been brave enough..." "We'll fight for you." " We'll outsmart Eveline!" " And bring your father back!" "Thanks." "Stay here." "Keep an eye on that broom." "Yes, sir!" "Will do!" "Is the trap ready yet?" " Yes, your Evilness." " Is my army in position?" "Yes, waiting for your orders." "Are my lashes on fleek?" "Eh... yes." "I guess." "I knew it!" "Bring me the prisoners." " [grunts] - [clucking]" "[Lion] Release them!" "You arrived earlier than I anticipated." "Where is the monkey?" "He's not going to face you." "Come on, Eveline, he's just a kid." "Release the chicken and the girl." "That's cute." "Giving orders to me... [laughs]" "Go time!" "[monkeys screeching] [grunts]" "[screams]" "[evil laughter] [all grunting]" "They may be stupid, but monkeys do know how to fight." "[Ozzy] Eveline!" "[clucks] [all gasping]" "Ozzy!" "[Eveline] Well, well, well..." "You've been quite the monkey on my back." "Give me the broom." "Come to Mama, little coward." "[clucks]" " Dad!" " Give it here!" "I can turn him back into a primate, but you have to give me the broom." "[chuckles]" "No!" "You're just a big old bully!" "None of us should listen to you!" "[gasps]" "Get him, Derp." "[groans] Somebody end this monkey business now." "[screams]" "You guys, the only reason Eveline has any power at all, is because you do what she says!" "[all muttering]" "Now stupid monkeys!" "You're all so afraid of her, but without you, she's nothing." "Mmm, yeah, that is true, y'know." "She doesn't even have her magic power, I have it right here." "Just hand over the broom!" "Forget about Daddy?" "'Cause I'm craving chicken soup!" "Without your broom, you can't do anything." "Come on!" "Give it here, boy!" "[grunts] [all gasp] [groans]" "Dad, I'm sorry, but I have to do this." " [Clucks] - [gasps] [gasps]" " No!" " [screams]" "It's over!" "No, no, no!" "He broke the broom!" "That had her magic in it!" "She won't get her magic back?" " He broke the broom!" " He broke the broom." "I really can't believe it, but he really broke that broom." "[grunts]" "Don't just stand there, you meatballs... get him!" "[monkey] No!" "[all laughing]" "Who said, "No?" Did somebody say, "No?"" " No." " No!" "Yes!" " I mean... no!" " No!" "[whimpers] [gasps] [laughing]" "You are nothing more than sheep!" "[brays] [evil laughter]" " Hmm?" " [grunts]" "Huh?" " Whoa!" " Whoa, whoa..." "[Eveline] Give it to me!" "[evil laughter]" "[laughing]" "[grunting]" "[grunts]" "No!" "Not again!" "I'm re-melting!" "I'm re-melting!" "I'm re-melting... [grunting]" "[gasps]" "I did it!" "[applause and cheering]" "Uh, looks like I need to find another job." "[people chattering]" "Huh?" "[panting]" " Ozzy!" " Gabby!" "Way to go, Ozzy!" "Gabby, I really couldn't have done this without you." "[giggles] Trust me." "I know." " [clucking] - [gasps]" "Dad!" "[Lion sighs]" "Oh... [clucking]" "Oh, Dad." "Don't worry, Glinda will help." "But we didn't find any Frogwood." "We've had Frogwood the whole time." "We have?" "Eveline's broom, is made of Frogwood." " [exclaims] - [clucks]" "[giggles] [clucking]" "[clearing throat]" "Uh..." "Hey, I'm back!" "[Ozzy] Things got better here in Oz." "Glinda got rid of Eveline's tower hanging over the palace." "[cheering]" "Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow came back to Emerald City." "And Gabby... well..." "she's getting better, too." "I think." "Uh...?" "[clucking]" "Oops." "[cheering]" "[Ozzy] But best of all, the Flying Monkeys are free now!" "Don't be afraid." "Flap your wings as fast as you can." "Huh... [both chuckle] [screams] [laughing]" "[laughing]" "[cheering]" "[Ozzy] Just goes to show, with a little heart, courage, and brains, you can do anything you set your mind to." "Synchronized and corrected by H@w-to-kiLL @subscene." "[clucking]" "[roars]" "Boo!"