"cabrón." "Ya voy." "Ya voy." "Ándale!" "Ábrelo!" "Did you want me to open the doors?" "¿Qué estás haciendo?" "¿Eh?" "Here." "The keys." "Take them." "¿Por qué me estás hablando en inglés?" "huh?" "¿Qué?" "no!" "No!" "Gambling destroyed my life-- everything I loved." "only I was the thief." "the stories you tell yourself to justify it-- ... one more roll of the dice." "no." "You guys are not lifting a finger." "I mean it." "so-- okay?" "Great." "okay?" "We're not going to say one word about the bills." "okay?" "All right." "I'll see you soon." "Bye." "So... tonight's the night." "No turning back." "Okay." "Let's do this." "correlate to the effect of removal." "please." "... upon which I devised my own strategy not dissimilar to the MIT system." "you're not teaching them." "I thought you wanted me to be thorough." "Just play." "You're taking too long." "you don't think it behooves me to be able to explain any of this?" "that's all I'm saying." "so chop-chop." "Don't chop-chop me." "Walt." "we both know that the first decision is whether or not to split or surrender on 8s." "Split 'em." "Mm-hmm." "Good on both." "Next decision is whether to double down or not." "yes." "Double." "we have a soft 18." "The final decision is whether or not is to hit or to stand." "Hit it." " Becomes a hard 15." " Dealer has a 9." "I see that." "Hit it." "let's see what I got." "And 21." " Damn." " Yep." "The key thing to remember here is that it's not about any one hand." "The key is the number of hands per hour." "Let's go again." "minus 1." "Walt." "It's not as if I don't know how to play." "I certainly more than understand how to count cards." "okay?" "you know what?" "I'm in recovery." "Remember?" "I shouldn't even be playing." "And that is the fiction that we should be sticking to." "You know what?" "You're right." "Yeah." " Wow." " Okay." "we're not leaving anything to chance." "uh-- we've got a lot of ground to cover." " What is this?" " We have to get our stories straight." "We've got to be on the same page." "Is this a script?" " Bullet points." " Bullet points?" " Like a novella." " This is smart. full-of-holes story about how we suddenly have enough money to buy a car wash?" "Walt." "Yeah." " We need to be word-perfect." " Within reason." "We need this story to be solid and sympathetic .... and most of all completely believable." "From a story that you already told Marie and you think that she hasn't told Hank?" "Ha!" "Come on." "This is Marie we're talking about here." "she hasn't." "She hasn't." "Hank thinks his insurance is paying for everything." "and neither are we." " And why is that again?" " Really?" "If we have the gambling story..." "Walt?" "You remember Gretchen and Elliot?" "Because I seem to recall that you'd rather sell drugs than take help." "Fine." "and at least we'll have laid the groundwork." "And coming clean with Hank and Jun" "Appearing to come clean will be the best thing for everyone." "okay?" "We agreed about this." "we did." "It's just" " What?" " Never mind." "Just" "Okay." "okay? and it'll seem the most natural." "so I'm going to launch with the exciting news that we are buying a car wash" "Yay." "The next logical question Hank will probably ask is "Where are you getting the money?" "Hmm." "To which I'll say" "We want to tell you the whole story." "so hold on to your hats." "Do you like that?" "Sure." "It accomplishes two things." "It keeps it light while letting them know to expect something big." "Yeah." "No." "It's a doozy." "Okay." "pages 1 and 2. um... really touch on the fear and despair." "It's good to remind them and to gett heir sympathy right off the bat." "We want them to understand why you could do something so stupid." "after you say... and I just couldn't control it." " Do you see that-- Yes." "Right there in the middle of the page?" "Okay." "and I put in that line about robbery." "from the G.A. meeting?" "I thought that was good. why we couldn't tell anyone." "terribly ashamed of my actions." " Yeah." " There's two "terriblys"?" "I just wouldn't use that word." "I would never say the word "terribly." "okay?" "You're jumping ahead." "Now" "And why-- Why am I so ashamed?" "Do I really need to answer that?" "I was and am providing for our family." "Let's just pick up where we left off." "and I'm out of control." "this whole thing makes me look like crap." "Walt." "and we both look bad." "well" " How do you look bad exactly?" "Where is the "I slept with my boss" bullet point?" "I can't seem to find that anywhere." "I'd say you're coming out pretty much ahead." "I don't like it." "I don't want Junior thinking less of me." "At least you won at gambling." "I'm just the bitch mom who wouldn't cut you any slack." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry that I put you through all of this." "How's that sound?" "Hmm?" "Here." "Two "sorrys." "I believe we were on page 5." "after you say how very sorry you are-- of course-- and I say how proud I am of you you know?" "Just a" " Just a suggestion." "You might look down on the floor with remorse." "What?" "You don't have to mean it." "okay?" "I'm gonna" " I was thinking of taking Marie's hand and saying something emotional like "It's such a relief to tell you. that we can all support each other." "And then maybe I'll tear up a little." "I don't know." "I'll just have to see what happens in the moment." "You're going to cry?" "On cue?" "I said I don't know." "Maybe." "you going to do it with your right hand or your left?" " It's just an idea." " One tear?" "Two tears?" "especially to Hank." "Walt." "I'm thorough." "Maybe lying doesn't come as easily to me as it does to you." "Hey!" "Guys!" "Come on in." "Hi." "Good to see you." "you little punk." "Hi." "Hey." "Hank." "buddy." "How you doing?" "huh?" "too." "is that actual food I'm smelling?" "I might get an honest-to-God meal here for once?" "sweetheart." "you know what I'm saying?" "You are so very hilarious." "Go show the boys your new rock collection." "We're going to get things organized." "it'll be about 10 minutes." " You have a rock collection?" " It's a mineral collection." "just a little something I" " You guys want to see it?" "Want to see it?" " Sure." "Let's go see it." "it's all right." "I got it." "it's down the hall here." "okay?" "It's manganese inosilicate." "Cool." "okay?" "like rust. which takes it through a range of colors-- blue." "which is usually pale pink." "So..." "Exactly." "Whatever the hell he said." "you get the idea." "that." "Really." "will you?" "You got to check this out." "have been working on something here." "little consulting-- weighing in on a case for APD." "will you?" "Put that in over there." "what is this?" "It's not a dead body-- no." "Nothing like that." "you got to check this out." "This is good." "Ready?" "Here we go on here." "Look at this guy." "♪ A ship is waiting♪" "♪ All systems are go♪" "♪ Control is not convinced♪" "♪ But the computer has the evidence♪" "Look at that guy." "♪ No need to abort♪" "♪ Countdown starts♪ man." "You can't make this stuff up." "1♪" "♪ Earth below us♪" "Who is this?" "is Albuquerque's public enemy number 1." "♪ ..." "Weightless♪ calling♪" "♪ Home♪" "It's such a relief to finally tell you. that we can all support each other." "Jesus." "I don't even know where-- Holy shit." "Yeah." "Walter H. Whyte." "Man of hidden talents." "you're such a stud." "How much did you win exactly?" "Dad?" "I" " I don't think I have exact figures." "it's enough to-- of course-- To buy the car wash." "Maybe even pay for a couple of halfway reasonable college educations." "why'd you quit?" "I can totally get a car for my birthday now." "Right?" "I'm... terrible ashamed of my actions." "please?" "I need to use the restroom." "Walt?" "Oh." "Sorry." "I-- uh-- that was some big stuff back there." "it's quite a tale." "It couldn't have been easy to talk about." "right?" "if you ever need to talk or" "Or just blow off some steam." "I'm" " I'm here." "Not going anywhere." "Hank." "you know." "If you ever want to bounce anything off me." "really." "really can make a difference." "bathtub crank here." "This is a big-ass operation." "maybe more." "uh... who is this person?" "What do you know about him?" "Other than the fact that he's deader than a Texas salad bar and has a decent set of pipes?" "I'd say he's my guy." "Your guy?" "chasing for the better part of a year." "me or anyone else has ever seen." "Goes by the name of Heisenberg." "huh?" "I" " I" " I looked him up." "it was one of these physicists-- a physicist named Werner Heisenberg." "huh?" "my guy's got to be some sort of an egghead." "No offense." "And here we go" "Gale "Major Tom" Boetticher." "not barking up the wrong tree chemically speaking." "right?" "Yeah." "but it" " It does jive with the blue stuff I've been tracking." "2/3 cup turbinado sugar"?" "It's a recipe for vegan s'mores." "Hmm." "There's all kinds of crazy crap in there." "indoor composting tips." "of methamphetamine synthesis." "he was a real character." "unique." "let me" " Let me-- Let me show you something." "uh-- my perfect silence." "W.W." "huh?" "Woodrow Wilson?" "Willy Wonka?" "Walter Whyte?" "You got me." "W.W." "let me see this... for a second because I think I remembered..." "Ah." "Here." "Yes." "When I heard the learn'd astronomer..." "Learned." ""And from time to time looked up in perfect silence at the stars." "It's a poem by Walt Whitman." "Your W.W." "You frickin' braniac." "Ha." "You frickin' braniac." "I must have skipped that day in school or something." "I don't know." "Hee hee!" "you know?" "I bet you're right." "I'm glad I could be of help." "huh." "you think this Gale person is your Heisenberg?" "I think so." "I don't know." "I wanted to get this guy." " It looks like you did." "me personally." "that kind of shit." "Popeye Doyle waving to Frog One." "Popeye Doyle never actually caught him." "huh?" "A day late and a dollar short." "not mine." "Any leads? and an eyewitness saw a person of interest." "Might get lucky there." "I guess somebody knows something." "They'll track down the shooter eventually." "Jesse!" "Excuse me." "Jesse?" "What's up?" " I need to talk to you." " Okay." "Now." "Go ahead." "please?" "that dude's next." "What the hell?" "What is wrong" "I have some business to discuss." "So discuss." "Jesus." "Let go of me." "Gale's murder is being investigated." "And I have it on good authority that they found fingerprints at the scene." "Not mine." "we are not done here." "What if they are yours?" "How can you be so sure?" "all right?" "Your brother-in-law's got such a hardon for me that if the cops would have found my fingerprints-- they would have picked me up by now." "What about the casing?" "Or casings?" "How" "How many times did you shoot him anyway?" "did you pick up the casings?" " Did you pick them up?" " No." "we've got to go over this step by step" " Everything." "I want you to tell me exactly what happened from the moment you got there." "I got out." "I need to know specifics." "we'll start from the beginning." "You" " You drove there." "You drove over there." "right?" "I need you to concentrate." "This is very important." "Did you knock or ring?" "Knock or ring?" "Knock." "good." "That's very good." "Now listen." "I assume that Gale answered the door." "Now what happened after that?" "Did he recognize you?" "Did you say anything to each other?" "or did you shoot him right then and there?" "What?" "Who wants to make a hundred bucks?" "the kid's probably right." "he'd be locked up already." "What about my brother-in-law?" "He suspects Jess-- he knows Jesse is involved in the sale of blue meth." "That was Hank's one and only lead." "Now what if he puts 2 and 2 together and he goes after Jesse for the murder?" "on his Rascal Scooter?" "sounded insensitive. and 16 other things. you got to figure your brother-in-law's smart enough not to go down that particular road." "bupkis" "That's what the cops got." "I wouldn't worry about it." "hmm?" "Should I not worry that Gus plans to murder me at the first chance he gets?" "Should I not worry that my drug-addicted partner doesn't seem to care whether he lives or dies?" "You should see his house." "It's" " It's like Skid Row." "He has actual hobos living there." "Now how long before Gus decides that he's too big of a risk?" "that grunting dead-eyed cretin sucker-punching me in the" " In the face." "I've got Gus wielding a box cutter." "Western Union-- Message received." "Let me ask you." "hmm?" "Why am I the only person capable of behaving in a professional manner?" "everyone's in danger." "how-- How can I protect anyone?" "myself?" "does it?" "we're buying this stupid car wash." "Oh." "Yeah." "That ship has sailed." "Bon voyage." "We are committed." "I'm sure she believes-- and she's telling herself that I work in this nice quiet little lab with a white lab coat and a pocket protector and when my contract is up and walk away." "God." "How did everything get so screwed up?" "you do have a little shit creek action happening." "you can buy a paddle. uh...disappear." "Poof." "Poof?" "There's a guy who can make it happen." "uh... disappearer. untraceable." "he sets you up with a whole new life." "like a... witness protection kind of thing?" "off the grid." "new everything." "No one would ever be able to trace you." "if you get my meaning." "there's no coming back." "You want his card?" "there's got to be something else that I could do." "Some way to keep everything from spiraling out of control." "Pinkman is first up in the imminent demise department." "Gus won't risk letting the police find Jesse." "I know him." "He won't. so how can you know just how bad radio frequencies and microwaves and cell phones and stuff are getting you?" "you could be strolling through security at the airport on the way to visit your grandma or-- bitches! and the next day you could be dead but there's no way." "okay?" "and so the accumulated amount could definitely be dangerous to susceptible individuals-- yo." "Especially if you're from a rural area and the ozone layer's already thin" "Because of the cow farts." "hey." "Will you make sure there's pizza here when I get back?" "Enough for everybody." "yeah." "I can do that." "I can definitely do that." "All right?" "all right? you know." "hang on. and it's really gonna mess up-- your odds are" " Are 60%." "You have a 60% chance." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey!" "yo." "I can" " I can definitely get dipping sticks." "All right." "I can get them." "bitches." "Gotcha!" "Wake up." "Wake up." "What's up?" "What's up with your ear?" "Downstairs now." " Where is everybody?" " I invited your guests to leave." " Know who this is?" " No." "You ought to." "He's been at your house for three solid days." "Okay." " He stole your money." " Okay." "000 or so look familiar?" " This is it?" " That's it." "thanks." "You want to know what's next for Little Miss Pissed In His Pants?" "No." " You sure now?" " Yep." "Don't even want to take a wild guess?" "You're gonna kill him." "Is this the part where I'm supposed to beg you not to do it?" "please." "And then what?" "straighten up and fly right or toe the line or some other crap that I'm not gonna say?" "Is that what your little show here was all about?" "you little shit head." "You know that?" "You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there." "You know how come I know?" "Because you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him." "I'm going back to bed." "Let yourselves out." "I'm sorry to keep you waiting." " How's the ear?" " Mending." " What can I do for you?" " It's Pinkman." "He's become increasingly incautious." "a liability." "I know he and Walter come as a team and that Walter won't like it." "But something's got to be done." "Got to be kidding me." "it's me." "Wait for the thing." "this is message number 3." "You better be ready in two minutes because I am right outside your door." "Jesse!" "Jesse!" "Damn it." "it's me." "Wait for the thing." "great." "Jesse!" "this is perfect." "you know that?" "Jesse?" "Jesse." "Jesse?" "it's me." "Wait for the thing." "Where is he?" "Going to ask where we're going?" "Nope."