"Shit." "Brighter than the Moon" "Shit." "And... my money?" "How much do you have left?" "Not much." "About... 1,500 schillings." "And now beat it." "Unemployment Office" "What time is it?" "08:00" "It's too hard getting up this early." "As a building contractor I always got up early." "At least today it will pay off." "Boss..." "Can I come along?" "Out of the question." "I don't want extra money for it." "I just want to learn." "If you want to learn, go to school." "I don't want to starve to death in my profession." "You've never gone hungry with me." "That's more than other Romanians can say." "You don't want someone recognizing you here." "Closed" "Open" "Keep the engine running." "Hand over all you got." "Should I wrap this up for you?" "Don't you have a plastic bag?" "I don't have any bags." "What's in the suitcase?" "Just my laundry." "Dump it and fill her up." "Now shut the suitcase." "Everything OK, boss?" "There are 3 things you need for a holdup:" "A car, a gun, and...?" "And me, boss?" " A plastic bag." "Where's the plastic bag?" "On my kitchen table..." "In Bucharest." "That's division of labor for you." "I'm the big brain of the project, and you blow it on the little details." "But..." "I wanted to buy a plastic bag at the grocer's and you wouldn't let me." "They charge 3 schillings." "This belongs in the trunk." "No, boss..." "There's enough room." "Are we across the border yet?" "Yes, Darling." "How marvelous." "This is Julie Ciunoiu." "This is my boss..." "Don't tell her my name." "I've heard a lot about you, Mr. Melles." "She's an illegal alien." "What?" "You didn't tell him about me?" "But we were supposed to rob the bank together." "There's nothing wrong with mixing work and love life." "Knarek, it's either you, her, or the money." "Life in the West has its price." "Looks like you're the price." "Hi, Mama, how you doing'?" "What's the weather like in Marino?" "I'm doing good, real good..." "The company's really big." "We supply all of Europe..." "Shit." "I'm running out of change." "No, I'm hardly ever at home, I always eat at out." "You see what a son you've got, Mama?" "Yeah, Mama, don't worry." "I gotta hang up." "My boss is treating me to breakfast." "He wants to give me a raise..." "Yeah, uh huh..." "Alright." "I love you too." "What a wonderful day." "Paolo, you idiot." "What do you say to this wonderful day?" "Me?" "I love this day." "I love this day." "What a wonderful day." "And this country?" "Just look at this country, idiot." "What do you say to this wonderful country?" "I love this country." "This is such a wonderful country." "What a wonderful country." "The roads are good." "Just the air is maybe... not too great." "Oh god, what have I done." "Forgive me." "Are you alright?" "Can I... help you?" "Hand over all you got." "Yes." "What did he look like?" "Somehow Romanian." "Good morning." "Anyone here by the name of Gudrawczuk?" "Max Gudrawczuk?" "Did they pair you up with him?" "Yes, anything wrong with that?" "No." "The fastest cop in Lower Austria." "Solved every case up till now." "So?" "Where is he?" "I'm Erich Fischer." "What are you looking for?" "I don't know." "What's that hook for?" "Surveillance camera." "But it's being fixed." "Sorry, my hands are too cold." "We need pictures of the bank robbers." "Why did you let in an outsider?" "We're embarking on something big here." "A man has to know what he wants." "I want my money." "Do we have the money?" "A full suitcase of it." "Seriously?" "I'll get my share?" "500 schillings an hour." "We said... 50/50." "I said I'd give you the usual." "50% is usual." "How long did you work today?" "3 hours... and 4 minutes." "2,000 schillings." "The time you spent waiting for me in front of the bank doesn't count." "Honestly, I try to be fair with you..." "You ever earn 2,000 schillings in Bucharest for one day's work?" "What will you do with so much money?" "Where are you headed?" "Nowhere." "Are we there already?" "Keep the engine running." "Shit." "Damn." "What's up with this bank?" "Lunch break." "Give me the gun." "No." "Then I'm leaving." "You want us to end up in jail for 10 years?" "Why us?" "I'm the one robbing the bank." "And why should I help you with it?" "I don't even know your name." "Julie." "Paolo." "I'm hungry." "I think I'll keep my money on me." "We're just passing through." "We always have a place for you." "If you please." "Today's special:" ""Ciorba de perisoare" from Romania." "I want lobster." "You gotta dig out the meat yourself." "No problem for me." "Where do you come from?" "Romania." "How did you get here?" "With others." "And where are the "others"?" "They're working without me." "Is that any reason to rob a bank?" "What time is it?" "01:45" "Let's go." " Yes." "Oh, my car's parked at a bus stop." "Bus stop." "I think you've got an authority problem." "Please pay the cashier." "Vienna" "What time is it?" "02:00" "Lunch break is over." "I'm not driving you anymore." "Then I'll take a taxi." "You're broke anyway." "Idiot." "Give me my wallet back." "That's no wallet." "More like a photo album." "Who are all the women?" "Those women are my mama." "You're finally being sensible." "The light is red." "But there's no traffic." "You're the one with the authority problem." "I'm not letting you ruin me too." "Good afternoon." "May I help you?" "Are you together?" "Yes." "Did I get run over?" "You're in a bank." "Then something must have gone wrong." "Suddenly she just collapsed." "Come on, let's go." "Fingerprints?" "Of the whole town." "Are they the same guys who robbed the bank this morning?" "It's possible." "That's typical of these former east-bloc gangs." "They don't come the whole way just to knock off one bank." "Gas is more expensive here." "Anything wrong?" "Everything OK?" "Maybe they're tracks." "Of a helicopter landing." "They didn't have a helicopter." "We'll run a computer check on the fingerprints first." "You don't need a computer to figure out fingerprints." "What?" " Take a look at your own hands." "When you look at your hands, can you be sure that they're your own?" "Who else can they belong to?" "Mine." "And who are you?" "Unit Inspector Erich Fischer." "Do you remember?" "And who am I?" "Robbing a bank is a complicated thing." "You have to be aware of many things at once." "Is there a camera?" "Is there someone in the back?" "When are the cops coming?" "Did they set off the alarm?" "You have to keep talking..." "Can't you just make sure you get the money?" "The thousand for dinner... will be reimbursed on your next pay check." "And we're running out of gas, too." "The banks are closing in 10 minutes." "If we hurry, we can hit another one." "OK." "Is something wrong?" "Have you ever seen this woman before?" "No." "Who is she?" "My wife." "It's no use." "You left the key in the lock." "It's no use." "That's what I just said." "Why do you do this kind of thing?" "Any of us could be a car thief." "Any of us could be a murderer." "Erich, you're still so young..." "And what do you think we should do?" "Until I have seen the face of the culprit before my very eyes, nothing." "Oh no." "I'm back in Bucharest." "You fell asleep immediately." "Your own apartment?" "Yes." "I got it from working as a plumber." "Plumbers earn this well in Austria?" "Not exactly." "I came here to repair a leak." "But nobody was here, so I figured I could stay." "You have a nice view." "I think I know what our problem is now." "We robbed bank No. 1 at 8 a." "M... and chance No. 2 wasn't till 3 p.m. That isn't enough." "Keep going." "We're almost there, Knarek." "If we rob one bank every hour, over a 48-hour period... we'll have knocked off 12..." "There you are." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Do you see the building... across the street?" "That's going to be my restaurant." "I just have to find a new job, and then once I have enough money for a deposit," "I can open." "The building with the bank next door?" "Yes, the one with the bank..." "Why can't you be like a normal woman?" "I am a normal woman." "Look how pretty the moon is shining..." "Yes..." "But the bank shines brighter than the moon." "What do they need so many banks for?" "This is a holdup." "No alarms... or you're dead!" "How can I help you?" "You're suit makes me want to barf!" "Just give me the big stuff." "You can keep the coins." "You want me to keep the change?" "The coins." "Did your mama buy your suit for you?" "No woman would sleep with a man... with a tie like that." "I think it's time we talked about my pay again." "How did you do that?" "Bank robbery is one of the few professions... where in principle Romanians earn much more." "This is my restaurant." "But it's a Chinese restaurant." "You're Italian." "Some day I'm going inside." "That day is today." "Julie, we mustn't." "Now you have your restaurant." "I have no deposit." "Yes you do." "But it's still at the bank." "One... two... three... four... five... stop." "Can I help you?" "No thanks." "We're perfectly happy." "Quite perfect." "Fantastic..." "But, that's just an ordinary heater." "So to speak." "For you perhaps, but in Romania..." "No one owns one of these." "Thank you." "Open your eyes." "See." "The face of the culprit simply materialized." "Actually, I spent 2 hours at criminal identification." "Let's go." "Have you ever considered discussing your problems with a doctor?" "The first one I went to said he could solve all my problems at once." "And how?" "He told me to shut my eyes, spread my fingers, push outwards," "and roll my head in a circular motion." "He said that?" "3 times a day." "Maybe you should consult another doctor." "Just to be sure." "You were held up here?" "No, at the bank across the street." "Then you were held up here?" "No." "I do work at this bank, but today's my day off." "Could everyone who wasn't held up here please leave?" "Thank you." "The fastest cop in Lower Austria." "This isn't the time for that." "It feels great." "You should try it some time." "I'll never be that desperate." "Could we please get back to work?" "Ever seen this woman?" "Max!" " Yeah, yeah." "How do you figure 5 hours?" "The trip to the bank, the robbery itself, the trip back from the bank," "gas station, toilet..." "The gas station doesn't count." "I come up with 3 hours tops." "I don't want to be paid by the hour anymore." "You said yourself you didn't want extra pay for going in the bank." "I don't need you anymore." "I'll run my own show from now on." "Impossible." "I want half." "I earned the money too." "And who put up the infrastructure you're using?" "50/50, or I'm leaving." "You don't have a gun." "I don't need one." "You can't even speak the language." "I don't need to." "That's blackmail." "Together we could earn twice as much." "Alright, you can have half." "Partners?" "Partners." "You're crazy, Julie." "How is this supposed to work?" "Wall - bank - money." "Anyone around to take an order?" "A customer." "I'll be right with you." "What can I do for you?" "I'll have No. 8 with rouleau primtemps." "And..." "No. 2 with soup." "Very good." "Anything to drink?" "A Coke." "Which red wines do you have?" "You name it." "Then a Coke and a glass of table wine." "No. 2 with soup, No. 8 with egg roll, a Coke, and a glass of table wine." "Not now, please." "The customer..." "Silverware, glasses, plates..." "The Coke..." "Your wine." "No. 2... with soup," "No. 8." "Bon appétit." "Thank you." "I don't want to be rude, but would you mind paying immediately?" "How much do I owe you?" "232 schillings." "Here's 250, keep the change." "Thank you." "By the way..." "The Chinese restaurant on the corner... is a lot cheaper." "You ought to see their kitchen." "A bottle of Coke." "Our profits for the day." "You sold my Coke." "But I got you a new one." "Thank you." "You're engaged?" "We're halfway through." "What's he like?" "If we had better tools, we'd be through by now." "Where is he now?" "He's the man who brought me to Austria." "Perhaps I should go back to Italy." "He didn't have room for me anymore..." "In his car." "How can you be with a man like that?" "I'm wearing his ring." "And until I give it back, we're engaged." "Good night." "Not bad this new car of mine." "You should be glad you get to drive it." "Gun?" "This bag is much too small." "I don't have a bigger one." "You have to do everything yourself." "What time is it?" "08:05" "Good." "Time to get going." "What kind of a moronic bank is this?" "Where's the cashier?" "You remind me of an ex-girlfriend." "There's something about you that I like very much..." "A man of the world can get anything he wants from a bank." "Try to get the license plate number." "I'm sure she saw us." "Not her." "What a waste of time just for a suit." "Where's my passport?" "What do we do now?" "Just drive!" " First to the office." "No." "We can't go home." "Anywhere but there." "What can you recommend?" "I can make anything you like." "What kind of cuisine do you have?" "Italian, Turkish, Greek," "Romanian." "Everything, except for..." "Austrian." "Julie." "Our customers!" "Hi, Paolo, here are your pizzas." " Thanks." "For you." "I have tools for you." "Thanks so much." "See you tomorrow." "No need, Ching." "Tomorrow we start to cook ourselves." "You're interrupting my work." "You're making a big mistake." "That's your restaurant, this is my bank." "You do your work, I do mine." "What?" "If you take a break now," "I'll help you... and together we'll finish this hole tonight." "We, together?" "Agreed." "We know his name." "And we know what he's wearing." "You'll see, we'll catch him in nothing flat." "And please, don't close your eyes again." "Why?" "When you do, I have the feeling... something terrible is about to happen." "Look out the window, we're trying to catch a bank robber." "What do you know..." "There's the bugger now." " Where?" "There." "In the red car." "Step on it." "We'll get him." "He doesn't look like his passport." "That's him." "That's not him." "Don't you think I know who's fucking my wife?" "I'll get him." "Faster." "Faster." "Did they ever try to remove you from police duty?" "No." "They can't get rid of me." "I've solved all my cases over the last ten years." "I find that hard to believe." "How many cases was that?" "Three." "Three cases in ten years?" "Not particularly fast." "I'm the fastest cop in Lower Austria, if you disregard my treatments." "Which bank?" "Are you sure?" "A bank has reported strange hammering noises." "Attention." "Over there." "All this trouble for an old oven?" "After tomorrow you can buy any model you want." "I want this oven." "Stealing junk in the middle of the night..." "It's not stealing." "I used to work here." "Of course." "Paolo..." "Mr. Honest himself." "You got that from your mama." "And you?" "All you do is steal, steal, steal." "I bet you got that from your crooked boyfriend." "How dare you talk like that about my finance!" "How dare you talk like that about my mama!" "You're always so nice and decent!" "And you're mean and indecent!" "I could be nice, but I don't want to." "I could be mean, but I don't want to." "Damn Italians!" " Damn Romanians!" "I'll wait here." "Stay here until I get back." "OK." "And what if the guy in the red car shows up again?" "I pull out my gun and shoot him." "No." "Take these handcuffs... put them on and don't do anything, OK?" "OK." "I'm glad I didn't run you over." "I wanted to die because I was so unhappy." "And if you're dead, are you happy then?" "I'm happy now." "Me too." "Our colleague from Lower Austria." "Good evening." "You think the hammering means anything?" "Absolutely." "No, Paolo." "We have to keep a clear head." "Come on." "Let's work together." "Did you all fall asleep?" "Wake up, men!" "What's going on here?" "Give me the flashlight." "What happened?" "What was that?" "Where are we?" "We're in the shoe store." "Nothing." "Nobody here." "I don't understand it." "I measured everything exactly." "We're in a basement." "It's logical." "The bank is upstairs." "It's logical?" "You knew it from the start?" "No, not from the very start." "You didn't tell me on purpose." "You tricked me." "And I let myself be tricked again." "I wanted to tell you, but..." "Am I that dumb?" "Am I that ugly?" "Why can't I ever find a man who is honest with me?" "Get away from me!" "Paolo, you idiot." "Enough of this hocus-pocus." "Whose idea was it to come here anyway?" "My colleague's." "And how is our colleague Gudrawczuk?" "You know him?" "Julie." "I tried..." " Get lost." "No." "I wanted to tell you." "But then we made love..." "What?" "No." "That's not what I meant..." "Don't go." "I'll do everything for you." "I can become a criminal, too, if I want." "You wanted a man... who would break the law with you." "But not my heart." "I'm sorry." "Nobody wanted to break in after all." "Yes they did." "I saw two people with tools come out of that restaurant." "What?" "So why didn't you arrest them?" "I couldn't." "Why?" "A little earlier something happened:" "I just wanted..." " I don't want to hear it." "No?" "No." "What's wrong?" "Thank god." "It was just a dream." "What did you dream?" "That they caught us." "I need water." "Nobody's going to catch us." "We have to leave the country... while we still have time." "I'm not going to Romania." "I want to live in a country where I can buy things with my money." "I don't care what you do." "I'm taking my half and... leaving you today." "You can't leave the country in this car?" "They have our plates." "We'll steal another car." "And where?" "We'll wait until one comes by." "More than 4,000 banks are opening at this very moment." "And not a single one is getting held up by us." "Come." "Let us go to Italy." "Do you have a plastic bag?" "No." "You didn't even look." "I don't need to look." "A plastic bag please." "3 schillings." "Don't let her have a plastic bag." "I don't know this man." "He's been following me." "You have no idea..." "You're crazy." " No, you're crazy." "You need a doctor." " I know what I am doing." "Yeah, fulfilling other people's negative expectations of you." "Because she wants a plastic bag?" "May I inspect your purse?" "Why?" "I haven't bought anything?" " That's precisely why." "Show me your purse." "Is that all?" "Where did you get that?" "It's not from here." "It doesn't have a price tag." "Because it was a present." "From whom?" " From me." "She just said she didn't know him." "Call the police." "No, please, no police." "Wait." "I have the receipt." "I save all my receipts." "We weren't thinking of stealing." "It's only a lousy bottle of Coke." "It's not the Coke." "It's us." "If not for me, you'd have cleaned out the register... and been long gone, left the cashier with a hole in her head." "Why don't you stay home?" "You come from a ruined country... and all you want is to wreck things here." "Nobody here needs you." "Just go back where you came from." "Shit." "Get out of the car." "Go stand next to him." "Why?" "What should I do with him?" "Tie him up." "Go on." "You tie him up." "It's the same difference to me." "You stay out of this." "Do what I tell you." "I don't want to go to Romania." "I do feel a little lighter..." "But do you really think this is it?" "You idiot." "Go on." "Bring me the suitcase." "Half the money is mine." "You'll get your share." "Put it down here, nice and easy." "You're going to Romania?" "That's worth as much as the whole suitcase over there." "Stick 'em up." "Drop the gun." "Now strip." "What?" "I was so worried about you." "Go on." "What were you doing in the car?" "I looked everywhere for you." "I'm rich now." "I thought you loved me." "I thought so, too." "You too, strip!" "Your pants too." "Everything." "You're going too far, ma'am." "But Julie..." "I'll give you all my money." "They're very close." "Who?" "I can see them." "The bitch." "Bitch..." "My money." "Where's my money?" "I figured you would double-cross me." "So I put it in the trunk of the car." "I can't see anyone." "I can see them clearly... when I close my eyes." "You can't close your eyes now." "You're driving." "How strange..." "Oh OK..." "Now I understand..." "Understand what?" "Now I'm going to show you... how the car will lead us to the crooks all by itself." "Careful." "Keep to the road." "It's just a dream." "We only believe we are sitting in this car, while in reality I am lying in my bed." "My wife has come back." "We have just made up, and I have peacefully fallen asleep." "I am dreaming I am driving a car." " Your wife left you." "Not in my dream." "Just in real life." "Could I see your ID please?" "Could I please see your ID?" "You're under arrest." "We really apprehended them..." "And with no effort whatsoever." "My hands are warm again." "I'm truly happy for you." "By the way, my friends call me Max." "And I'm Erich, as you already know." "Can I help you?" "I've been looking all over for you." "I know." "Then we're not stopping at the next bank?" "No." "We're broke." "Yes." "Translation:" "Kimi Lum" "Subtitles:" "Michael Lang"