"Mr. Sanchalak, representative of the Government." "I'm Bilas Pardesi aka "Billu"" "Village is "Budbudha"." "Lala Lajpat Market, Kamal chowki." "Have you seen Billu's hair saloon there?" "If you've seen it, it's good, that's my bread and butter." "I'm writing herewith for that very shop." "My shop's condition is exactly like your government's schemes." "The condition is worse and future is unknown." "In the name of property, I have a very few useless things." "One old chair, which is used by my naughty kids as their ride." "Some day it will break itself as well as some customer's hip." "One very nice scissors which never cuts anything." "One comb which looks like the jaw of an old man." "One teeth is here and one is there." "I'm requesting you for a loan to buy new tools for my shop." "You must be wondering why I'm not meeting you in person." "I'm here but sitting outside counting the flies on the table." "I've heard that official files don't move without some weight." "And I have no experience of bribery." "I'm afraid this matter will go out and spread everywhere." "That's why first I'm writing to ask you that.." "whether you'll take bribe or not." "If your answer is "yes", I must tell you that I have no money." "And if it is "no", then you can call me inside." "Yours soon be indebted..." ""Billu"" "Yes sir." "There's a fool sitting outside, send him in." "Greetings sir." "May I come in?" " Come in, come in." "Sit down, Raja Harish Chandra, Gandhiji, Dharamraj..." "They've all gone, dead." "I've come alone." "That's why I'm respecting you this much." "All those great souls are no more." "But I've had the honor of meeting a man like you." "Asking straight to a government officer that whether he'll take bribe or not." "Great, amazing." "Ajust man like you is worthy of praises, not worthy of loan." "No, if you're hurt with the line mentioning bribe, I'll cut that line." "is the abuse a kid's ball?" "That you can throw it on the wall and catch it back." "Go away you great soul." "You won't get any loan." "Sir, for that revolving chair..." "a little bit, small loan?" "You'll keep on revolving but you won't get any loan." "Thank you." "For what?" "Actually, to a government officer, one shouldn't ask straight whether he takes bribe or not." "You taught me this lesson today." "Get out." "Out." "Why are you sitting outside?" "Isn't there light?" "That's why we've lit the lentern, electricity company had cut the wire." "It's all right." "It's good." "Great people like Mahatma Gandhi, Ambedkar Jee, used to read in the lentern's light." "Then they used to do in the day?" "They used to go to school." "And used to help their parents in their work, my son." "Yes father, Abraham Lincoln used to read under the street lamp." "Then I'll go to the footpath to read from now on." "Don't you understand?" "What are you saying?" "Where's you mother?" " Mom has gone to get oil." "Rascal, you're saying this about mom?" "She's really gone to get oil." "Yes, she's gone to the neighbors." "Why didn't you bring that?" "I went out of the shop... but then the whole market was shut." "Tell me truth." "Nobody came for haircut today. lsn't it?" "They did.." "I didn't pay the rent." "Are you happy?" "Very much." "Then give the good news to him as well." "What good news?" "Principal has called you in the school tomorrow." "Why?" " lt's a good news, we told you." "Sister!" " Yes." "Greetings." "Bindiya was saying that you'll expell the children if I don't pay the fee today." "Office is out there, pay the fee there." "I couldn't bring the money." "Have you brought your memory?" "Look, you pleaded last time, that's why I made a promise to you." "Today I fulfilled that promise." "I didn't get one month's fee that's why I expelled your children." "What good you'll get out of that?" "We'll see, what good we'll get." "If you'll expell my children, there will be two things." "One that your fee will be stuck." "Because I can't arrange money that quick." "Secondly, my children's eduction will be stuck." "You can save one thing from getting stuck." "Which one?" " The education." "What?" "By God, I've broken every piggy bank at home." "I gotjust one rupee." "When I took out the goat to sell, my wife got mad at me." "Then get your children taught by the goat." "Shall I sell the goat?" "You'll teach the goat, then the goat will teach my children." "Then you'll ask the fee for the goat." "Are you playing with me?" "Who started first?" "Get out of here." "You were walking very tall at the school." "As if you have much money in your pocket today." "And you will definitely pay the school fee." "I've told you, I'll arrange that very soon." "I'm happy that I won't have to hear you daily chant." ""Stand at first position, stand at first position"." "But I've bought you all the books." "So what if they make you stand out of the class." "You can learn from the window." "Then what's the need of going to school?" "We can study at home." "Mom too won't have backache by washing the same uniform everyday." "But you'll have to go to the school to give exams." "Don't you have become something?" "You keep quiet." "Why do you sit infront of my shop early in the morning?" "We enjoy our play here." "For example today.." "This Dharmindar has lost." "He'll pay 10 million." "What?" "Ten million." "Whole ten million." "You're sitting on the road and talking about millions." "We enjoy ourselves." "You see your empty cash box, that's why you're failed." "Don't you find any other place to play?" "What could be the better place then this?" "Nobody comes here." "No rush, no crowd." "No problem at all." "Peace everywhere." "This peace is my restlessnes." "Today I have oild and matches, you can have them today." "There's no guarantee from tomorrow." "I have this last trick today, I'm trying it and rest is on you." "How will you get help?" "There's this big hurdle in front of you." ""Modern Madan"" "Ever since Modern Madan's shop is opened, Billu's scissors have gone rusted." "It's the time of show off." "Madan has decorated his shop just like Rakhi Sawant." "And Billu's is old Nirupa Roy." "All the hair that grow in this town, get cut at Madan's shop." "Do something, Billu." ""Pagla" (Crazy)" "Mind your language." "I said "agla" (next) I have so many customers waiting, I don't have time to open my mouth for free." ""Next"" "Madan, look, look." "Old rates and new rates." "Cutting is reduced from 15 rupees to 10 rupees." "What's this new trick?" "I don't know whether it's Billu's new price list or his last attempt." "Turn off the engine, does your father pay for the gas?" "It's 2000" "Two thousand seven hunder seventy five." "What's this ass doing here?" "Call him." "Hey Billu, come here." "Dumchandji is calling you." "How many times I've told you Daamchand, Daamchand." "Can't you understand?" "Actually, I didn't give you the name, that's why..." "From today, write 101 times in the evening" "Daamchand, Daamchand." "If you still can't get it, then don't come on the job." "Greetings." " Greetings." "So as your barbor shop is down you've come here for wood work." "No, actually, I had to make the chair, that's why..." "So, your business is good now." "No, that's not true." "Actually planning is necessary in the life." "I have got the estimate to make the chair." "Then I'll start saving money accordingly." "So, you don't have to make the chair now?" "And you don't have money too." "Right?" "No, I don't want to make it now." "Right now I don't have even a penny." "Why did you make me do all the labor?" "Why did you make me move all those heavy woods?" "Do you think I'm a donkey?" "Billu, try to understand." "All those in the market having good business, had taken loan from me on interest." "You didn't take the loan, that's why your business is down." "Look, stop worrying." "Get the cash, forget about the principle." "Keep on paying interest." "I haven't taken loan till now why should I take it now?" "I'll be juiced out because of your interest." "Then what are you doing here?" "Take him out." "You don't have to." "I'll leave now." "Give me the wood." "Get out." "Go, go away." "He doesn't have a penny in his pocket and having colorful dreams." "It's superhit." "You can write it down." "First write the rest of the story." "Then try to write the fate of the film." "So far the flow of the film is fine." "What's next?" "We've seen the glimpse of the life of the brother living in the sky." "Then he's gone.. in search of his twin brother." "From there, the real film starts." "And the search should be the soul of the film." "Because everyone is searching somethin or the other." "Somebody searches for the name, somebody seaches for the fame." "Somebody searches for the wealth." "And somebody searches for the peace." "If we can make this journey of search more interesting, then the film will be fun." "Else, what's new in the story of two brothers separating and meeting back." "It's locket." "Locket's idea is new." "Very original." "Since childhood, both brothers wear small remote type lockets." "When one brother touches his locket, it makes the other locket beep." "Yes, that's right." "We've kept some technological feel." "Actaully, in the climax, both brothers looks for each other through that beep." "Beep, beep?" " Yeah" "Will people believe this?" "Of course." "They'll surely believe that." "I must praise your confidence and your courage." "This much security?" "What's this new controversy?" "It's not a controversy." "I'm paying for my fame like every successful man." "Some politician got mad after my last film." "They got furious." "That we've took a side to one community." "And ignored their community." "I took a stand and said no." "Look at the film and show me the mistake." "They had no answer." "One of those politicians told me," ""We are like magicians"." ""The way magician pick things out of empty hat, we pick problems out of nothing"." "So now, I'm the sacrificial goat." "Intelligence told me there might a risk to my life." "So, I'm being entertained like this." "Now, I'm the only movie star who has more men around him then women." "By the way, where those two brothers will be meeting?" "In a village." "Thats' why one brother is from city and other one is from a village." "That's why the title of the film is," ""Aasman Ka Farishtaa aur Khoon Ka Rishtaa" ("Angel from the Sky and Blood Relation")" "You've become too commercial." "In which village you'll be shooting?" "We'll go to check for the location from tomorrow." "You should shoot in "Budbudaa"" "Budbudaa." " Budbudaa." "I've heart it's a beautiful village." "Check it out." "Bindiya?" " Yes." "You came to get wheat." "You disappeared after making promise." "You promised to give me goat's milk in exchange of wheat." "Didn't you?" "What happened then?" "Actually, goat's baby drinks all of her milk." "Then tie them separately." "Both of them shout too much when I tie them separately." "It's too young." "You just wait for a week." "I'll bring milk for you." "This couple is like that." "Man takes money and wife takes things." "Don't drive too fast." "That's it." "Stop it right here." "The summer is too hot this time." "Was the postman looking for me?" "Nobody ever looks for you." "I've never seen anyone looking for you my entire life." "Why are you showing your teeth?" "is anyone dancing naked here?" "They always laugh for no reason." "One of my poetries published in a newspaper." "I'm expecting a money order for that." "All right." "What did you get these flowers for?" "Have you got married?" "Where's you wife?" " l've left her in hospital for delivery." "You keep on playing drunken." "Government paid me honor by giving me these flowers." "Really?" "For what?" "Actually, Government had organized a function to promote bio-gas." "I read something mind blowing in that conference." "There was a load of applause." "You should've seen that." "You order for tea, I'll tell you." "You go to Modern Madan and read your poetry." "At least some of his customers will run away and come to me." "Who do you want me to beat?" " Shut up." "Look what's written there." "In discount rates." "Massage, shave, cutting, armpits... I'll do everything." "Come on." "Daamchand Jee!" "You had a haircut 2 days ago." "Let them grow a bit." "What if he increased the rates then?" "I'll get the short hair even shorter." "Then I won't have to spend money too early to get them cut." "Will he cut your hair properly?" "Why won't he?" "You threw him out the other day." "Just think, your neck is on his chair." "His scissors in his hand." "And he cuts your neck and ear to take his revange." "And then if he says it was a mistake?" "So what?" "We'll break his hands and legs." "What's the use of breaking his hands and legs after my ear is cut?" "Then we should beat him first then you get your haircut." "You stupid!" "You'll get a slap." "Let's go." "Hay Billu, from today my hair are your responsibility." "Look, I've come here to get you into business." "It's broken." "Easy, easy." "What happened?" "He broke my chair's leg." "And master's back too." "Let's take him too Tiwari's hospital." "No, not there." "He sucks the money not only blood." "Take me to some other hospital, which is cheapest." "Why are you swearing in another language sir?" "It's the names of vegitables." "It seems we'll have to bring them from the city." "We have all these vegitables, don't you eat them?" "These will do and more will come too." "Listen all vegitable sellers!" "For 25 days from now, you shall sell all your stuff to me only." "Then what the villagers will eat?" "Are you inviting us to eat at your place?" "Have you got your biggest wish fulfilled or what?" "Shooting!" "There will be a shooting in the village." "In our village?" "is there any grocery store in the village?" "The cinema has come to the village." "Come." "Come on." "is this the biggest storage depot of the village?" "Yes it is." "Food will be arranged for 400 poeple everyday." "But your shop is too small like a match box." "We'll bring more from nearby villages." "They'll happily give their stuff." "Nobody has even seen any shooting ever since the English left." "Good." "Who's the hero?" "We'll tell you later." "He's the Police Commissioner of this area." "We've done everything possible for your security." "Yeah, I can see that." "Police will keep people away from you spot of your shooting." "We hope there won't be any disturbance in your work." "Thank you for all your help." " lf you don't mind sir." "With my family." " Sure" "It seems you've put my program in the newspapers." "I thought it would be peaceful to shoot in a village." "But here too... Inspector, Collector, DSP, everyone is there with flowers and all." "It's hour honor that you've come here." "It's our honor." " Your good name?" "How can I say about myself?" "Charandas Shobay." "The manager of this guest house." "Come sir." "We have renovated everything here." "We have removed everything from here." "I've placed sofa here." "I removed those water pots and brought a bridge here." "Bridge?" " The one that keeps cold." "Fridge!" " Come here." "If you like to wrestle, it's here." "Here too." "Come see this." "Here's bedroom and there's bathroom." "Thank you." "But there's no shower in the bathroom." "I sent a plumber from Mumbai." "What happened?" "That I asked plumber to remove it." "He was fixing shower, but I had him remove that." "It's animals who bathe standing." "Like cows, elephants, horses." "You are the king of films." "You should bathe while sitting." "There's a wooden seat." "New bronze buckets and mug." "Bronze water keeps your skin shining." "I have told you, what have you done?" "Leave it." "Mr. Chobay is a wise man." "He'll put the shower." "He's intension was good." "See how smart your boss is." "Police, military, actors, staff, all the people that have come with you." "I've made great arrangements for accomodation for all of them." "The water for bath is coming on tanker from the city." "On Tanker?" "You've arranged good for our well being." "I want to thank you for that." "Right now I'm tired and want to do some rest." "You should go now, and let me know if I can do anything." "I'll tell you if you asked." "Just let me have a chance to act." "Do you act?" "A lot, in Ram Leela!" "All the actors follow me." "And then the floating stone from the Ram Setu." "When I float, people clap." "And in Vikram Betaal, that duplicate of Betaal..." "You did that too?" "I'll keep this in mind." "Look, don't forget." "I won't." " Don't forget." "Ok, I'm leaving now." "But if you need anything." "Just yell from outside the window." ""Charandas"" "I'll be right here." "It's the way villagers pay respect and love." "It's fun." "Give some of the scenes." "I should do some acting too." "Why are you sitting outside?" "Your fever will get high." "Get inside." "I had been inside for 3 days." "The fever might have waited then gone." "It must have thought it won't get anything." "I went to meet the principal once more." "I've begged for one week." "She has warned me this time." "That this is the last chance." "Bindiya!" "Where are you coming from?" "From market." "How's you fever?" "I wanted to have something more." "But it was just this fever." "You shop has been closed." "Will you come home to cut my hair?" "They have grown." "Where are the hair to cut?" " What did you say?" "He said, he'll come." "You're too much." "Your tongue runs like scissors even in fever." "Father, there are people shooting in the village." "And do you know who's the hero?" "Your fariend Sahir Khan." "Wow, this big man in our village?" "Let's go and meet Sahir uncle right now." "I want to get a photo with him." "And I want photo and autograph too." "We should meet him before anyone could." "Lets go." "Wait, let his fever get over." "He'll leave by then." "Then shall we invite him to our house?" "Look at the condiiton of our house." "First change your dress and wash yourselves." "First tell me when you'll get us meet with Sahir uncle?" "When there be a holiday." "How sweet our children are?" "Will you take me too with them?" "Yes, everyone." "Wife, children, goat, hens, everyone." "I've heard, in a white clean bucket with petals... that's how Sahir uncle takes bath everyday." "Have you forgotten about the heroines?" "There are 15 always around him." "I've seen that on TV." "is it true that Sahir uncle wears a dress only once." "I don't know." "Have you done with peeing?" "Are you sleeping after peeing?" "Yes." "But what does he do after once he wears his dress." "Same as what we do." "Use them to wipe floor and stuff." "And for shoes, there must be a big room for shoes." "Because." " He must be using them once only." "True." "What would he be doing with his used shoes when he doesn't wear them?" "He must be eating them in breakfast after boiling them." "It's enought." "Sleep quietly." "I'll wake you early in the morning, at 6." "You have to learn tables." "Okay?" "Take your madicine." "The fever has gone." "I think we can go to meet him tomorrow." "Bindiya!" "I won't go to meet Sahir Khan." "Why?" "It's too old, our friendship." "It has been many years." "How many people he must have met." "He must have seen so many things." "He must have forgotten me." "There's no question about that." "Suppose l go to him and say," ""Do you recognize me"?" "He won't say even if he recognizes me." "He'll understand with my condition." "He'll feel embaressed if someone finds he knows a poor man like me." "After 25 years I will look like an ant going towards sugar." "No." "Bindiya, I can't take all that." "False pride." "As if you're too rich." "Then why did you give the hope to the children?" "How can I explain all this to children?" "I'll keep on postponing." "Then cinema people will leave." "My poor children." "How hopeful they are?" "My father is a friend of Sahir Khan." "Would they be living together in the same room?" "No, he must be cutting Sahir's hair." "He must be a servant at Sahir's home." "It can't be friendship." "It must be just simple acquitance." "Sahir Khan in Budbudaa" "Budbudaa's name is in newspaper." "Name has come and the money has come too." "Yes, the business is good now." "Come father." "What?" "You promised, on our holiday, you'll take us to meet Sahir uncle." "Now come." " Don't deny now." "No." "Ohh yes." "What's the day today?" "Sunday." "O my God!" "We can't go today. lt's Sunday, it will be crowded at the shop." "Crowds?" " Yes." "At your shop?" "Don't make excuses." "We won't spare you today." "We'll come to your shop too." "Come now." "One minute." "Where's shooting?" "All of the India knows the shooting is in our village." "But where in our village?" "Near the river?" "at pond?" "On the roof?" "At sugarcane field?" "On the road?" "On footpath?" "Where is it?" "Then we'll go to every place." "We can't search them everywhere." "It's too sunny and hot." "You'll catch fever in sunlight." "I've caught the fever." "The fever of meeting Sahir uncle has already caught me." "So what?" "It will be me who will have to take you to the doctor." "You keep on insisting." "Wait." "Wait here." "Let me think." "I'll do something." "Do one thing." "You stay at home." " No." "No, I'll ask him." "He's a busy man." "We can't go without asking." "I'll ask him that my children want to see the shooting.." "And me too." " Yes, children and wife want to see the shooting, so when should I bring them." "Then he'll say..." "Bring them today." "Then today, in the evening, I'll take you." "All right?" "What flour does he eat?" "His body shines." "He doesn't eat flour." "He eats almonds, and all rich stuff." "He's a hero not wrestler." "What are you saying?" "That's what his dog eats." "And cream with saffron." "And ice-cream at noon." "And in evening..." "butter and all." "The dog too?" " Yes." "Not only him, his dog is rich too?" "The dog is too lucky." "Why didn't I become his dog?" "To be born as a dog you need to have a good timing." "And you were born at the very bad time." "You just speak what you hear from here and there." "I will tell you the truth after some days." "How's that?" "I will be writing lyrics for his songs." "See, now he'll be writing songs." "All I need is just one chance." "I have the full talent." "Why don't." "I've just wrote a poetry." "Hear it." "When he'll hear my poetry..." "He'll run away from Budbudaa." "You always show your teath." "But remember one thing." "Where nobody can reach, I get there first." "Master, shooting has started." "Get away." "Inspector, we want to see the shooting." "He's our Mr. Dumchand." " Daamchand." "I want to invide Mr. Sahir on dinner." "Nobody can talk to Mr. Sahir." "If you want to see the shooting, stay with other people and watch." "You're too slow, are you lifting a casket?" "Get away." "I have to meet Mr. Sahir." "Take me to the cheapest hospital." "Listen." "Where are you?" "Principle Madam is here." "She must be here for the kids fees, tell her that I'm not here." "I don't lie." "It's a good thing to lie for your husband." "Go ahead." "How are you sister?" "is Gunja's father home?" "No." "It's alright. we came here to give him the good news. you can tell him." "Actually school committe has decided that your children's fees till 12th class will be paid from the school fund." "Really?" "Thank you very much." "Please come in." "You'll just have to do us a favor." "Tell me, we're poor people but we'll do whatever we can for the children." "Gunja's class teacher told me... but I've warned the whole school." "That noone else should find out about this." "So many times he came to the parent teacher meeting while talking about fees." "He never told us that he's a friend of biggest superstar." "He'll just have to bring his friend in the school function." "Okay." " No Madam." "You said that he's not home." "Did you say that?" "Actually I came from the back." "Madam I'm sorry I can't bring Sahir Khan." "He's not your friend. right?" "See I told you that he's going to say that." "People who show off are nothing." "And those who don't say much are everything." "That one is also broken like us." "That's our condition." "That's why I need some time." "You don't have to teach my children for free." "I'll pay the fees." "Like Madam said, don't worry about the fees." "Yes, just bring Sahir Khan... I can't." "Why can't you bring him?" "After all it's about our children's education." "When you take us to meet him we'll bring up the school." "Don't you listen to him." "I promise you." "He'll definitly brong Sahir Khan to the school." "We'll go now." "Consider it done." "Why did you promise her?" "I can't call him." "They're taking our kids back in school." "Atleast think about that." "If you can't do it." "Then I'll go myself." "I'll tell him that I'm his friend's wife." "He'll have to listen to his sister in-law." "I'll do something." "Sister in-law!" "I'll pay everyone." "You had such a big firework in your hand and you never lit it." "firework?" "Close friend of Sahir Khan and his shop is in this place." "is it a odinary thing?" "What?" "Why don't you show off a bit?" "What do I have to show off?" "Tell me, how long have been friends with Sahir Khan?" "You are pride of Bhudbhuda, like Taj Mahal for India." "You're not the same in our eyes like you were yesterday." "I'm the same like I was yesterday and I'll be the same tommorow." "What shall I say about you?" "I couldn't sleep all night." "Ask why." "Why?" "Mosquitos?" "No." "Because I was writing." "Pen kept running all night and kept writing about you." "Everybody thinks that my poem is very good just like you." "Everywhere is Sahir." "Sahir Khan a stunning hero." "He's friends with billu!" "But where did they become friends?" "In college." " ln college!" "Billu was in college." " yes." "He teaches his own children." "How did they become friends?" "Sahir was in a accident." "They had to operate." "It's was a big accident." "He gave so much blood." "He still says that Sahir has Billu's blood in his heart." "He even called him to Mumbai to work in the films." "I said no." "Why?" "All these heroes they touch other heroins, they hug them." "I don't like that." "Nowadays they even have tatoos on their hands." "I'll cut his both hands." "He would've had earned alot of money in films." "He didn't go to cinema so Sahir brought cinema over here." "For friendship." "When he comes to meet your husband call us too." "They're shooting all day that's why Sahir Uncle has called us in the evening." "Really?" " yes." "Take us with you." "I would but Sahir uncle doesn't like too many people around." "He's coming to the school." "You can see him then." "Ignore him. okay." "Briliant." "Looking away from your father." "What kind of children you are?" "You should be punished." "Because of you, news has spread like fire in the village." "Like lightning, it's faster than fire." "Like lightning." "There's no peace left." "Principle Madam has called me for the meeting." "I'll tell her that I can't call him." "I don't know Sahir Khan." "Okay." "We're not talking from now on." "If you tell her that you won't bring Sahir Uncle to school then we'll never go to school again." "Let's go." "For all of us." "Notjust for the school." "It's a proud moment for all the Budhbudha village that children of Sahir Khan's friend study in our school." "But Mr. Billu you've out us in strange situation." "You haven't brought any news from Sahir Khan." "is he coming or not?" "These film shooting people will go back in 12 days." "If he's coming then we'll have to prepare." "What?" "Did you talk to him?" "Yes." "I told him." "He said." "No." "They're shooting day and night." "Then stop the shooting for an hour." "What difference does it make?" "They must have lunch break during shooting." "He can take out half an hour." "He's a superstar." "He must be busy." "He's your friend and you can ask him." "We've paid your children fees." "The money is from our fund." "Look bring Sahir Khan or children will be out of the school." "Control yourself." "You bring Sahir Khan then..." "Yes." "I'll do something." "Promise us that you'll bring Sahir Khan in the school function." "Yes, I'll bring him." "There are so many poor people in this world." "Do they all run off when they see their rich friends?" "Give me some tea." "I'll give you tea but don't ask me that why is there no cream." "Why?" "The goat is not giving milk!" " No, lt's not that." "So many people are visiting." "Serving them and all... I can't even spare a minute." "Tell everybody that Sahir Khan isn't going to come here." "Then no one will come." "Our house will stay in a corner like before." "I won't tell them such thing." "Before this people used to look away." "No they turn back to look at us." "That's the only happiness God has given in all the sorrows." "Why should I throw it away?" "You know people getjelous when they look at us." "I like it very much." "You've gone mad." "Kids too." "Whole village has gone mad." "You're the only sane person left." "Why are hiding then?" "Go meet Sahir Khan." "He won't eat you." "How many times have told you that he might not even recognize me." "How do you know that?" "He had to come to this village." "couldn't he find another village." "My luck has gone sour since the day these cinema people has arrived." "Yeah your luck was great before that." "Once you go and see him then you'll know that truth." "If he doesn't recognize you then it's okay." "If he recognizes you then we'll think that we're very lucky." "We have good friends." "I want to call the guesthouse." "Which guesthouse?" "The guesthouse where Sahir Khan is staying?" "Right away." "I want to speak to Sahir." "is this Mr. Sahir?" "No, I'm Yashvant, his secretary." "Who are you?" "Give the phone to Mr. Sahir I want to talk to him." "I can't give him the phone without knowing who are you?" "Billu Barbar." "What's the matter?" "Give him the phone." "He knows me." "I get it." "Driver, barbar, cleaner." "You just pick up the phone and dial." "Don't you have work to do?" "Idiot, donkey." "If you call here again." "I'll trace you." "I'll give you to the police." "Okay." " What okay?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Okay, okay." "Tell us." "What did Sahir Khan say?" "I want to talk to him too." "He's takling a bath." "He said he'll visit my place." "How did he talk to you if he was taking a bath?" "Throw it out." "This is your chair from now on." "Hey take out the stuff." "Remove all this junk." "Look, new jell, new spray, new powder." "New after shave." "New razor." "And new scissors." "And this is air." "Now start using all this new stuff." "No I don't want it and what's the reason behind all this generosity." "No generosity." "We're brothers." "How much interest will I have to pay for this brother hood?" "Zero, no interest." "You can pay me the original amount if you want." "Wow, I'm looking at the 8th wonder of the world." "Come home l'll show 9th wonder of the world too." "You don't even leave a breath free." "What all this is about?" "I'm not asking you to move clouds or sky." "I just want to meet Sahir Khan I want to invite him for dinner." "I can't do that." "It's impossible." "Take your stuff back." "Listen to me." "Look, not today, not tomorrow, not even day after tomorrow..." "Whenever you have time." "Listen to me." " l'll listen to you later, Hey come on move." "I won't be able to pay for all this." "Sir." " Why are you shouting?" "Let him go." "Business is good, people are waiting for you in the shop." "Go take care of the shop." "Let him go." "All of them came to you." "You didn't anyone for anything." "People are making a big deal out of it, you're keeping it down." "Now this thing, either it's real or not." "You can't be called a liar." "God takes so many forms and appearances to remove sorrows of people." "Just think that God has come to your home as Sahir Khan." "I'm not telling you make false promises." "But good days have just started." "Remove the burden of loans." "And first pay that bastard." "Swine, brought a chair." "Scoundrel." "Rascal." "Cinema people will leave today or tomorrow." "Till then your problem of money will be solved." "Now if someone asks or tells you..." "Don't say yes nor no." "Boss, Billu has more customers than us." "More will come." "New paint, new chairs." "Shop is glowing." "I've heard that he met Sahir Khan." "He said that he's a friend of Billu." "While talking Sahir found out that Billu don't even money for food." "Then Sahir's heart melted." "After all he's a close friend." "He told his men to do some shopping." "And he sent all the things with Daamchand to Billu's shop." "That's why, I was thinking how could Daamchand be so generous?" "I've heard that he'll get an A.C in a week." "What's going to happen with an A.C?" "He doesn't know how to do styling and coloring like me." "If Sahir Khan is with him then he can hire 10 guys like you." "Men will work and he'll relax on the chair outside." "It's doesn't work like that." "Everything works with money." "Even your Jitender will quit from here for the money." "Mom look what dad brought for us." "Wow." "Have you brought anything for me?" "Sahir Khan... I saw him." "Days are already going bad." "Now nights too." "Now what?" "is it true that morning dreams come true?" "I would've been a millionaire, lt rains money in my every morning dream." "Go back to sleep." "They're insisting." "They've almost threatened me." "If you don't take them on the shooting this Sunday." "Then no food in this house." "They're your blood." "They would anything once they decide." "How many times I told you?" "That guy on the phone he insulted me so much." "Didn't you tell him that you're his friend?" "People are even calling as his father." "His father is speaking." "He never comes on the phone." "They don't give him anyone's phone." "We have just started making money are you going to spend all of it on food." "It's from the villagers." "Photo for Biryana." "Autograph for Barfi." "...and sweets makers want his handkerchief as a souvenir." "Can I ask you one thing?" "Answer me carefully." "Until the cinema people leave from here." "Why don't we go hide somewhere else?" "And what about our goats and chickens?" "We'll eat them when even we're hungry." "And how are we going to live here after coming back." "Don't know how many promises we've made to people." "People will eat us alive." " Then why did you promise everyone?" "Don't even get to see his nail." "I've found another way." "Meena was telling me that cinema people need villagers." "They want a crowd for the carnival shot." "Meena also went yesterday." "She got paid and she touched Sahir Khan." "She was washing clothes with one hand." "Good things he didn't hug her or she never would've taken a bath her whole life." "Look I told you what I had in mind." "Now it's up to you." "I'm the guesthouse manager, Charandas Choubay." "I know you but going in is not allowed." "I've been hearing this since I was a kid." "You forgot something." "Guesthouse manager." "What happened Mr. Choubay?" "What did I forget in the guest house?" "You forgot me." "You were going to get me a role in acting." "Your promise vanished like horns from a donkey's head." "I act very much." "I remember." "Give him the inspector role please." "He's the director Mr. Choubay." "Come on hurry." "No one will move." "Hide the water bottles." "You can open the umbrella if you want." "Nobody move." "Will Mr. Sahir come over here?" "Wow Mr. Choubay." "First take okay." "Put me down." "I'm ready." " Do you remember the dialogue?" "When I say action you start the dialogue. okay?" "His dialogues?" "Why is he jumping in middle?" "It's already too much noise and he's making sound too." "Take the shot without the clap please." "Get a close up I'll wait." "What's the next line?" "Don't cut it." "I remember." "I know." "I know, I know." "It's coming." "Keep rolling or it'll go away." "Last chance." "You trusted Billu, what did you expect?" "What happened?" "He couldn't even bring Sahir Khan's shoe." "But Madam news has spread all over." "That Sahir Khan will visit our school." "At least a 100000 people will come to see him." "If he doesn't come, our committee will be ashamed." "At least I tried." "Now you people do something." "So now break the coconut on my head since you couldn't break it yourself." "After all I'm the manager, I'll have to do it." "Remember that Damudar Doubay has never given up." "I know people too." "I know a party and it's M.L.A." "His P.A. is my friend." "I'll do something." "And in the school, remember..." "This lamp, lf l didn't get Sahir Khan to light it." "Then you can burn me alive." "Remember." "is it hurts?" "no I am having fun." "you are too much I didn't told you to climb on the tree." "if you would send message by his hand, that would be nice too." "there is too much crowd, its dangerous there." "so there is no other way to send him the message that you live in the same village." "yeah there is one, really?" "I should hang myself in front of Guest house, he will ask who is this." "people will say that's Billu, shall I go tomorrow?" "you heard there is function where Sahir Khan is coming to meet orphan kids." "we lost that chance too, because of our father." "that's too much." "I cant wait anymore." "since I have heard about meeting Sahir Khan I see him everywhere." "when we are going to meet him?" "calm down I will meet you with him." "we make food everyday for Sahir Khan." "and everyday I sale it in cheap price." "till when I have to waste my money?" "and I have heard there is only 3/4 days left in shooting. what only 3/4 days?" "like he came he will fly away." "you come right now." "you said a lot now do something." "get him and put him in the jeep." "and take him to Sahir Khan's shooting." "don't start the engine, first let him put in the jeep." "who said that, I don't know him." "I have never saw him now heard his name." "actually I have no friend like him." "get a side." "we came from Gayan Bharti School, to meet Sahir Khan." "we have speak to Minister." "let them come." "I pray with heart by God you do big jobs." "that world will remember you always." "now I talked a lot lets eat." "get a side.." "we came to meet Sahir Khan." "you cant go inside without permission." "what kind of permission for a friend he is Billu respect him." "then go meet in guest house." "they say go meet at shooting.." "open it." "you cant meet without permission." "then we shall leave. how come, go tell them Billu is here." "we came from School, yeah Minister told me on the phone." "I am Principal, and there are committee member, Verma Dubay Gee." "Triparty Gee must have told him about us." "we are friends since he was not Minister." "I told and Mr. Sahir said yes." "you will have anything tea, cold drink?" "no, sure?" "sure, no." "we are please to meet you." "we are your fan too alone with kids." "kids are excited that you are coming to school." "whole village is celebrating." "but what is left that no one has seen you clearly." "yeah but what to do.." "if we allow everyone at shooting, it will effect on our work." "and after all is fun to watch movie." "shooting is very boring." "you are right, me and Minister went to watch shooting." "the actor who jumps a lot Abhay Kumar." "we were sitting there he came between us." "I ignored him." "he thinks he is big thing." "I have read about you too." "heard you have big issues.8 I read there is problem between Khan.." "Khan.." "what is your name, Dubay Gee, yeah Dubay Gee." "you are talking like you know every hero very well." "out film industry I like family." "we are together like family, like every family.." "we have lot of love and something fights too." "but all this is very personal." "you understand personal." "so stop all this." "but you are full of one thing that's money, proud, and power of fame." "and you guys thinks that because of you there is world." "we came to talk about school then we talk about something else." "Sir you will come at function." "sure he will, because Minister said so," "Dubay you get one thing I don't dance on others instructions." "for you everything here is joke but for us it our work." "everyone here come for work." "not to attend functions or parties." "don't get me wrong." "I also want to meet all your kids and all the fans." "but its not possible." "Sir, I am sorry from him." "you didn't do anything wrong." "if its like that then we call other Khan." "you have misunderstanding about film stars.." "in real life we are also normal people." "we like small things, we get angry on small things too." "so Ma'an before I slap him under his ear, you take him from here." "come, one minute.." "its wrong.." "maybe later." "shooting is about to finish we will meet right here." "thank you kick him out of your class." "what we do.." "there are some people like him, see the crowd wants to see you.." "kids don't come to school they run after you shooting the whole time." "for only this stupid man please don't break heart of thousands." "our village people will see you clearly." "don't say no." "all right I will come, but please put that idiot away.." "all right then I will come at the last day of shooting." "I told you, you cant meet Sahir Khan." "who are you to tell this are you his uncle?" "should I break?" "why you are asking go ahead." "right now.." "grab him." "be careful.." "you illiterate people have any idea?" "you committed a big crime." "famous people have that kind of security." "and you break it." "you can get 10 to 15 years in prison for this." "we just went to meet Sahir Khan." "for what you wanted to make movie?" "you just went to meet or you got the appointment?" "not appointment but we had the special person with us." "who special?" "Billu." "use your brain how can that small man make it possible?" "because he is friend of Mr. Sahir." "who said?" "the whole Budbudha Village." "and you said to Budbudha?" "and what is the proof?" "for what?" "for friendship.." "what is the prove?" "what?" "did Mr. Sahir went to his shop, he took photo with him?" "he just said something and you believe it." "now what, where is you Billu Bhayanker?" "25000 I bought seat in Rs. 25000 for him." "and lot of other stuff too." "and comb too." "I think he was making fool the whole village." "yeah Sir, I am saying this from beginning, gold, money don't know what else he got.." "before his house was cheap now it became palace." "he tool 2000 from him, yeah 700 from me too." "why don't you make complaint against him." "you give us pen and paper we will just sign." "get the stuff and put it in the jeep." "shall we hit him?" "leave that to police." "get the chair." "what is all this?" "you ran away before police.." "friend of Sahir Khan.." "he was making fool everyone." "get everything, don't left even soap." "I never saw a crook like you before." "what were you thinking you will just slip?" "its more poisonous then snake." "did you get the air machine?" "but he eat 2 box of powder and 4 cream." "write it down." "we will get any thing from his house, against that." "I will see how you do business here." "she in the money box, get everything." "now you will spend the rest of your life in prison by make shave." "he is thief, he is crook." "he never saw even a hair or Sahir Khan, don't go to his shop.." "Go home." "Take some rest. I'll shut your shop and give you the keys." "Take rest." "Who's Billu Vilas Pardesi?" "What's the matter?" " Are you Billu?" "No, I'm not." "It's him." "Come to the police station." "What have I done?" "You, cheater." "You've taken people's money, cheated them." "Now asking what have you done?" "Come." "I didn't do anything." "Sir, villagers must have had some misunderstanding." "All misunderstanding will be cleared." "Tell DSP whatever you have to." "Take him." "Come." "Sir." "Look, don't take this on your heart." "Don't think too much." "I have arranged for the lawyer and money and all." "Just, think it as some old bad deed or a nightmare." "And forget it." "is the flowers and bouquet ready?" " Yes." "is the mike tested?" " Twice" "Twice." "And fireworks?" " l've given them to the peon." "And children playing?" " They are in the queue." "Mr. Sahir's secretary told me that he'll leave at 5." "It means they should be here by 5:30" "Hurry up mother." "Wait, there will be many people." "Get dressed well." "Mom give me some money if we want to eat." "I don't have ask your father." "If you have, give it to me else leave it." "Can't you talk to your father?" " No" "Lets go." "Everyone's gone." "Everyone's going to see him." "Can I ask you something?" "Do you really know Sahir Khan?" "I know him or not... does that matter in our lives?" "How many his films I've seen." "I long to see him for once." "If you say..." "Go." "Wait." "There will be too much crowd." "Don't go alone." "Tell them what I have decided." "Our master Mr. Daamchand has come." " So what?" "If your school staff request him, he can give a speech on Sahir." "That would be a great honor to us." "But there's a condition." "You'll have to let him sit right besides Mr. Sahir." "Why besides, we will make him sit on his lap." "Get lost." "Have they agreed?" " No." "What did they say?" "Shall I tell you?" "Speak, stupid." "They said, "Tell that bastard, mad dog to get lost or stay in some corner"." "Has anyone heard that?" "No." "If anybody in village hears about this, I won't spare you." "He has left already." "There are water bottles at the stage." "As soon as I put these flowers on Sahir Khan, get the photos." "I don't want to hear any excuses." "The faces of both of us should be seen clearly." "O God!" "Look at this." "If Mr. Sahir looks at this, he'll leave immediately." "You don't worry, I'll see him." "Move aside." "What are you doing here?" "That Sahir Khan thinks himself as the big shot." "He might be one." "But I too am doing my duty." "As soon as he'll come I'll put these flowers at him." "That's it." "If you keep on standing here, then who will give the speech at the stage?" "What?" " Who?" "Me?" "How can I?" "I've not written anything, there's no speech." "Speech is ready." "You just see it once." "It's not an exam." "Then what should I do with these?" "You can put them on him as soon as speech is over." "You must stay near the stage." "Just click photos as I said." "Here's the spot." "Come see." "I'll sit in the front." "Come." " l'm learning the speech." "But when I'll speak, I don't want any interruption." "Listen," "Open the door." "Don't you understand?" "Go away." "Dumchand is calling you." "Don't look there." "Awarded Mr. Sahir Khan," "Honorable people of Budbudha village," "My school's colleagues and and children!" "Don't worry, I'm not going to speak long." "Because, whatever is happening today, is reality of a dream?" "I haven't understood yet." "Nobody had ever imagined about that." "That in a small village like Budbudha, a personality this big could come, and be in front of our eyes." "As soon as we hear the name of Mr. Sahir Khan we imagine the great characters that he played and songs he sang, and all those beautiful moments, float in our eyes." "He's a great artist of our country." "You don't have to give me this information." "Hurry up." "In welcoming such a great man, School committee feels an honor." "Thank you." "Honorable people on the stage, and all the attendees, accept my greetings." "And a lot of my love." "The shooting of this film had to be held in some village." "And I said your village's name," "Budbudha I heard it in my childhood that your village is beautiful." "The Principal was right." "I had never imagined to come here and be a part of your soil and atmosphere." "Actually, what a human thinks about himself." "It's not necessary that God would think like that." "That's why somebody said this wisely," "That if you want the God to smile, just tell Him your future plans." "Anyway, first of all, from my heart I want to apologize all of you." "That you could not see our shooting easily." "Actually my last film was a bit controversial." "That's why the government has given me too much security." "Because of that security the hassle you've been gone through, was also painful for me." "That's why I've left them far away today just to be near you all." "I've been told here that I have to see the children." "See the children." "It's a big word." "Forgive me." "I can't say such big words." "But to my little friends, I must share something." "Children!" "These days of your childhood." "They are the best of days." "Some Chunni would say that she has lost her tooth and having pain." "And some Bunty would say he has got a good thrashing from his teacher." "Some children might have fear of their exams." "Then how these days can be the best of days." "Yes children. I assure you that this is the most beautiful day." "Because when you'll grow up and you will have beard like this man." "And Chunni when you'll become a pilot, you'll have tension of flying." "Then you will long of these days." "But then these days won't come back." "Today, your heart is true." "It's pure like gold." "The relationships you make with this heart today..." "The friends you'll make." "These friends and the relationships will never be again in life." "Today seeing you makes me remember my childhood." "You have good clothes to wear, books to read and food to eat." "And maybe you wouldn't believe when you see me here." "That I didn't have any of these things in my childhood." "My childhood was very ordinary." "I wasn't film star Sahir." "I was just Sahir." "My father was very poor." "We didn't have anything." "But in everyone's childhood there's someone who leaves a great affection on little being." "Becomes the part of our fun and troubles." "Becomes our friend, Becomes our partner." "I had a partner in my childhood just like that." "My support." "Light of my God." "Billu." "Billu my friend." "I remember at the time of lunch break in the school." "Kids used to eat lunch from their Tiffin." "I used to drink just water." "Then touching my shoulder and put his Tiffin in front of me." "Billu" "My friend." "My hair was long like girls." "But I didn't have 50 paisa to get a hair cut." "Taking advantage of the absence of his father on the shop the one who gave me the haircut." "Billu" "My friend." "When I used miss my mother and get sad the one who used to steal his father's money and show me movies." "My friend." "I didn't have that much confidence in myself." "As much as the faith Billu had in me." "One day he sold his gold earrings and gave me the ticket and slide rest of the money in my pocket." "I grabbed his hand and said, how am I going to pay you back?" "He said that there's no need to pay me back." "Just help someone who needs help." "And remember." "That would be enough." "Then I came to Mumbai." "Fast race of life I became Sahir Khan from Sahir." "I went back to look for my friend to village." "But I didn't find him." "Someone told me that he fell in love with a girl who isn't from his community." "Villagers were against it." "So for the sake of his life he ran away from the village." "A truth I want to tell you about." "Today I have everything." "Name and fame." "Wherever I go, people follow me." "They call my name." "The moment echoes of my name." "But still today among all those voices I only look for one voice." "My friend Billu's voice." "You never told us anything." "Sold your earrings." "That Tiffin story." "But he remembers everything." "Yes." "I didn't think he would remember all that." "I can spend my whole with that only happiness but Sahir still thinks of me." "I don't want anything from him." "He has a big heart." "That's why he is where he is today." "What happened?" "Program finished?" "No" "Then why are you home?" " Felt like crying so ran back home." "Forgive us dad." "We made huge mistake." "I would've done the same if I were your age." "Whatever you said." "I heard." "I used to think very wrong." "That you've become a successful man." "And must've forgotten about me." "I forgot!" "I looked for you so much." "But you were no where to be found." "But you could've looked for my address." "Didn't you feel like meeting me once?" "I had so much hardship when I ran from the village." "I was broke, new and strange place." "This house and business took so much time.." "And you went up so fast that I kept saying today, tomorrow but you were long gone." "Then I didn't have the courage to see you anymore." "I didn't want you to see me in the condition I was in." "Let it go man." "It was my shame." "Ashamed!" "of me?" "Come here." "What's your name?" " Gujja and this is Duggu." "It's the first time I've come here, aren't you going to offer me anything." "I'll get Halwa for you." "Billu, I have to go now." "But I'll be back soon." "We'll go to our village together." "Get settled there if you can." "So we can live our memories again." "This is Uncle they're all neighbors." "Sir, I've written a poem, I'm Billu's friend, listen to it once, please." "It's very good." "I'll use it in my next film." "Another latest sir." "No Budbudha, One is enough." "Nobody offers me songs like this anymore."