"No, no!" "Hands up!" "Get them up!" "On the dash where I can see em." "Let's go!" "Ryan." "Sandy Cohen." "The court's appointed me your public defender." "You could do worse." "You okay?" "They treating you all right?" " Where's my brother?" " Trey is over 18." "Trey stole a car." "Trey had a gun in his pants, an ounce of pot in his pocket, a couple of priors." "I'm guessing right now, Trey's looking at three to five years." "But Trey's not my concern." "This is your first time in lockup." "I'm assuming you don't plan on coming back." "Your grades... are not great." "Suspended twice for fighting, truancy three times... your test scores, 98 percentile on your SAT I?" "Ryan, 98 percentile, if you start going to class, are you thinking about college?" "Have you given any thought at all to your future?" "Dude." "I'm on your side." "Come on, help me out here." "Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be 100." "But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are going to have to stay at their jobs until they're 80." "So I don't want to commit to anything too soon." "Look, I can plead this down to a misdemeanor." "Petty fine, probation." "But know this; stealing a car 'cause your big brother told you to, it's stupid, and it's weak, and those are two things you can't afford to be anymore." " Two more things." " Do you want to change that?" "Then you have to get over the fact that life dealt you a bad hand." "I get it." "We're cut from the same deck, Ryan." "I grew up, no money, bad part of the Bronx." "My father was gone; my mother worked all the time." "I was pissed off." "I was stupid." "And look at you now." "Smart kid like you." "You got to have a plan." "Some kind of a dream." "Yeah, right." "Let me tell you something, okay?" "Where I'm from, having a dream doesn't make you smart." "Knowing it won't come true... that does." "My office will contact you to remind you of the date for your hearing." "I'll remember." "Unbelievable!" "What kind of family I got, huh?" "What the hell did I do to deserve this family?" "You want to tell me that?" "Mrs. Atwood?" "I'm Sandy Cohen." "I'm Ryan's attorney." "You should've let him rot in there." "Just like his dad's doing." "Just like his brother's gonna." "Let's go Ryan." "Now, Ryan!" "I'm going to give you my card." "My home number." "If you need somebody, if things get to be too much, call me." " Let's go!" " All right!" "I can't do this anymore, Ryan." "I can't." "I'm sorry, Mom." "I want you out of my house." "I want you out!" "But Mom... where am I going to go?" "You heard your mother, man." "Get your stuff and get out." "Hey, this isn't your house, man." " Oh, you're a tough guy now?" " A.J., don't." "Ryan, just get out." "Why don't you worry about your own kids, A.J?" "Instead of freeloading off my mom?" "Told you." "You could do worse." "This is a nice car." "I didn't know your kind of lawyer made money." "No, we don't." "My wife does." "Um, you know, why don't you wait here for a minute?" "I'll be back." "It's no fun if the key's in the car." "You brought him home?" " This is not a stray puppy, Sandy." " I know that, Kirsten." "I knew it was only a matter of time before you started bringing home felons." " Ryan's not a felon." " Did you not meet him in jail?" "Yes, technically, but it wasn't for a felony." "I mean, it was, but it won't be when I'm done." "You're endangering our home." "Did you even think of Seth?" "It's only for the weekend." "Just till Child Services opens on Monday..." "What if this is all a scam?" "What if he's just using you to case the house?" "He's not a criminal mastermind." "He's a kid who has no one and nowhere to go." "When did you become so cynical?" "When did you become so self-righteous?" "I've always been self-righteous." "You used to find it charming." " He sleeps in the pool house." " Where are you going?" "To put my jewelry in the vault... where do you think I'm going?" "The boy's going to need fresh sheets and towels and a toothbrush." " Who are you?" " Whoever you want me to be." "Okay..." "Hey, can I bum a cigarette?" "So, what are you doing here, seriously?" "Seriously?" "I stole a car." "Crashed it." "Actually, my brother did." "Since he had a gun and drugs on him, he's in jail." "I got out, and my mom threw me out." "She was pissed off and drunk." "So Mr. Cohen took me in." "You're their cousin from Boston, right?" "Right..." " Hi, Marissa." " Hey, Mr. Cohen." "I was just meeting your nephew." "Oh." "My favorite nephew." "Ryan." "All the way from Seattle." " Seattle?" " Dad lives there." "Mom lives in Boston." "So we're all really excited about your fashion show fund-raiser for tomorrow night." "Really?" "You are?" "No." "Come on, let's go." "Hey, you should come by, check it out... if you don't have other plans." "See you." "Good night." "Let's go inside." "There's no smoking in this house." "So, this is where you'll be staying, and this is the queen of the manor herself, my wife Kirsten." "Hello Ryan." "Welcome to our home." "If you need anything, Rosie here can help you." "Thank you." "Thanks very much." "We'll see you in the morning." "Make yourself comfortable." "Do you want to play?" "Oh, looks like someone's trying to be a hero, but he got a little cocky." "X O X O. It's an unbeatable combination." "What happened to your head, dude?" "Where did it go?" "I'm sorry." "Did someone die?" "Oh, hey, do you want to play Grand Theft Auto?" "It's pretty cool." "You can, like, steal cars and... not that that's cool... or uncool." "I don't know." "Um..." "I see you two have met." "Seth, what are you doing inside on this beautiful day?" "Why don't you show Ryan around?" "Okay, 'cause it's so great around here." "There's so much to do, dad." "I don't know, unless, what do you want to do?" "What do you guys do around here?" "I have... this plan." "Well, I don't-I don't know what you'd think but, next July, the trade winds shift west and I want to sail to Tahiti." "I can do it in 44 days." "Maybe even 42." "Wow." "That... that sounds really cool, man." "Yeah." "Just hit the high seas and catch fish right off the side of the boat." "Grill them right there." "Just total quiet." "Solitude." " You won't get lonely?" " Well, I'll have Summer with me." "You're going to take this to Tahiti." "No." "It's the girl the boat's named after." "She must be pretty stoked." "Yeah, she has no idea." "I've never talked to her before." "Hey, fellas." "I thought we'd head over to the fashion show at about seven." " Yeah, have fun." " Come on." "It's a whole new school year, Seth." "It's also the same kids, Dad." "Why do they even need a fashion show?" "Every day's a fashion show for these people." "Yeah, well, Ryan has to go." "Marissa invited him." "Marissa invited you?" "I've lived next door to Marissa since, like, forever." "Her dad almost got married to my mom even and, like, she's never even invited me to a birthday." "That is not true." "They did not almost get married." "Hey, maybe Summer would be there." "That's interesting." "She is Marissa's best friend. 7:00?" " 7:00 - 7:00" " Hello, again." " My dad's not here." "And when can we expect him?" " I don't know." "Then, when you see your father, please remind him again how much we'd like to talk." "Let me leave you another one of my cards." "Have a good day." "Hey." "Thanks, kiddo." "I just didn't have time to deal with those guys right now." "Who are they?" "Suits." "Bureaucrats." ""The Man"." "But, I mean, everything's okay right?" "Yeah, it's just a thing with a... with a client." "Nothing for you to worry about, okay?" "Wow, look at that." "Fits you beautifully." "Where's your tie?" "I'm not going to wear one." "Open collar." "It's a good look." "I didn't know how to tie a tie till I was 25." "Come on." "Give me your tie." "Button your top button." "All right, collar up." "Now, the skinny side has got to be shorter than the fat side." "How much shorter, it changes tie to tie." "Sometimes, it's just a mystery." "All right." "So you got to hang out with Seth." "How was that?" "Was that...?" "Was that all right?" "He's an interesting kid if you get to know him." "He's cool." "Cool, huh?" "All right." "There we go." "Turn around." "Look at you." "Huh?" "Beats a jumpsuit." "Oh, Mom, do you like my nails?" "Oh, I love them, Caitlin." "Do you like my hair this straight or is it too Avril Lavigne?" " No, it looks good mom." " Oh, Marissa, you look..." "Oh honey, I thought you were going to where your hair down." "Pulled back like that, it's a little harsh on your angles." "Okay." "Let's go!" "It's going to be so amazing tonight." "Are you going to wear the Donna Karan tonight, Mariss?" " I thought it was very forgiving." " You look beautiful, Kiddo." "Mushroom, leek crescent?" "Crab and brie phyllo?" "Welcome to the dark side." "Oh!" "So, you must be the cousin from Boston, hmm?" "I don't know how you do it." "I could just never live there." "I hate the cold." "Do you..." "like Seattle?" "I mean, all that rain, isn't it depressing?" "Did I hear you were from Canada?" "Yes, you did." "Hi." "Can I get a Seven and Seven?" "Thanks." "Thank you." "I want my husband to be right about you." "Hey, Luke." "What's up?" "Hey!" "Yeah." "Suck it, queer." "My vacation was great, too." "Thank you for asking about it." "Summer's right over there." "Look." "Wait." "Don't look don't look." "But I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking." " Hey dad." " Hey guys." "Who is that?" "Um, the cousin, the pool boy?" "I don't know." "Well, I'm going to find out." "Is that Summer?" "You know..." "I'm going to... sit." "Way to salt his game, Mr. Cohen." "Hello, Chester." "Are these seats taken?" "Okay." "So, Chester, are you looking forward to your next sailing lesson?" "You're making some really good strides." "Okay, I'm glad we had this little chance to catch up, you know?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you all so much for coming." "Every year, we put on a fashion show to raise money for the battered women shelter." "It's such a good cause, you guys, and we couldn't do any of it without your support and the support of Fashion Island and all their great stores." "All right, enjoy the show!" "She's got Tahiti written all over her." "What are you doing, putting my daughter in Calvin Klein?" "She was supposed to wear Vera Wang." "And she would if she had the chest to hold it up." "It's called puberty, honey." "It'll happen." "Okay, girls, chop chop." "Show time." " Look what I stole." " Look what I stole." " All right!" "Here." " Thanks." "She's so beautiful, you guys." "Coop, I think you spent more on that dress than I make in a year." "That's why we trust him with our money." "I expect to die a very rich man, Jimmy." "Well, you're bound to be half right." " You okay, Jimmy?" " Yeah." "It's just... it's a little stuffy in here." "I'm going to get some fresh air, okay?" "Marissa wanted to wear these Prada Mary Janes, but I told her she had to wear the stiletto Manolos." "Hey." "Where you going?" "My friend, Holly... well, her parents are letting use their beach house as a gift, you know, 'cause of all our hard work for charity." "If you need a ride... or... anything." "I'm Summer." " Hey, you ready to go?" " Yeah." "We should go to that party at that girl Holly's place." " Yeah, no, that's all right." " Summer... invited me." "Really?" "She did?" "Us." "She asked for you, actually." "Really?" "She did?" "Come on!" "That makes absolutely no sense, but, yes, we should go." "We're going to go with them." "Thanks, guys." "If it sucks, we can always bail..." "Welcome to the dark side." "Oh, hey... cocaine." "That's awesome." " Is that a new purse?" " Yeah." " So cute." " Does you dad ever say no?" "Hey..." "look who I brought." "He's cute." "I'm going to play him hot and cold." "You want to pee?" "I got to pee." "Isn't it, like, so beautiful?" "The sand, the water..." "Yeah." "Hey, you want to go check it out?" " But... what about Marissa?" " Oh, no worries." " Hey Dusty." " Dusty, look who's here." " Are you really okay?" " Oh, yeah, yeah." "'Cause you know, you can always..." "No, you know, I've just been working really hard." "So, who was that kid that you brought tonight?" "You have a cousin from Boston?" "One of Sandy's clients." "He brought him home for the weekend." "Jimmy?" "Honey, did you get my fro yo?" "No." "I forgot." "I'll go back." "Pistachio." "Thanks, sweetie." "Hi Kirsten." "You ever think this would be our lives?" " Is Marissa back yet?" " Oh, well, she usually stays out pretty late." "Seth never goes out." "Hmm, don't worry." "Sure they're not doing anything we didn't do." "Oh, that's comforting." "Wow, I'm sorry." "I should... really learn to knock incase there's a threesome going on in the bathroom." "First keg!" "Everybody get naked!" "So, what do you think of Newport?" "I think I can get in less trouble where I'm from." "Hey Coop!" "It's your turn to deal." "You have no idea." "I fixed the keg." "Fine, more for me." "Look... who I found." "Oops." "I'm wasted." " So, what's your name anyway?" " Ryan." "Ryan, you got to come..." "What are you doing?" "Excuse me?" "What are you doing?" "I named my boat after her." "What?" "Eww... who are you?" "It's not what you think." "She's a little bit drunk, okay?" "Come on, Ryan." "Seth..." "Seth Seth!" "Don't touch me!" "You know what?" "Why don't you go back to Chino?" "I'm sure there's a really nice car in the parking lot that you could steal." "Chino?" "Eww." " Go home, geek." " Who invited you?" "You guys really wouldn't hurt me, because that would be so clichéd." "I guess you're fans of the cliché." " Shut up." " Hey hey!" "Put him down!" "Put him down." "Hey Ryan." "What's up?" "Put him down." "Hey, what's up, dude?" "You got a problem?" "You tell me." "Welcome to the O.C., bitch." "This is how it's done in Orange County." "I don't know what to say... except that you totally had my back out there." "We're, like, in a fight club or something." "I don't know." "You know what I think?" "Ryan, I think that if you were to teach me some moves," "I think that we could totally take em next time." "That's what I think." "Give them some of that, you know what I'm saying?" "And a little bit of that and that." "What do you think about that?" "Yeah." "Oh also, that wasn't exactly the way that I first planned to talk to Summer, but I am now on her radar." "Do you think I should tell her about Tahiti?" "Do you?" " Not yet." " That's what I thought." "That's what I was thinking." "I wanted to make sure, we were on the same page." "Quite a little night we had there." "I'm not going to forget it." "Ryan, I'm not going to forget that one." " I can't believe her." " I swear to God, she is so retarded sometimes." " Shouldn't her boyfriend be doing this?" " He's so worthless." "Coop, where are your keys?" "How are we going to find her keys?" "I can't find her keys." " We can't wake her parents." "Her dad'll go ballistic." " I know, I know." "Bye, Coop." "Call us." "Get your keys." "Thank God." " What happened to your face?" " I got into a fight." "With who?" "Why?" "I don't really know." "I don't really remember." "I was really drunk." "Yeah, I think I still am a little bit." "Let's go." "House." "Now." "Later!" "Oh, honey, you should have seen the waves coming in." "Six foot, and it was going off." " Seth got into a fight." " He did?" "This is what happens when you let someone like this into our house." "When we let out son hang out with criminals." "Well, at least he has someone to hang out with." "Don't salt his game, honey." "What the hell does that mean?" "I..." "It..." "I don't know." "I just know that I'd rather have Seth hanging out with Ryan than some trust fund kid from around here who only cares about getting a new Beemer every year." "There's a whole world outside this Newport Beach bubble." "You don't seem to mind living in this bubble." "I know there's something else out there." "You remember when we were 22?" "What'd you say?" "You said you'd never be like your parents." "You'd never have their life." "I was 22." "I stank of patchouli and I lived in the back of a mail truck." "And you were fun." "And rebellious, and... and... you married me." "I can't." "I'm sorry." "I don't want this kid in my house anymore." "Where is he supposed to go?" "He has a family, Sandy." "It's not up to you to decide whether or not they're good enough." "Look, Ryan, I don't mean to play bad cop." "It's nothing personal..." "Is that bacon?" "I usually make breakfast at my house." "My mom's not much of a cook, so..." "I'm sorry." "You seem like a really nice kid." "It's okay." "I get it." "You have a really nice family." "Hi." "So..." "I gotta jet." "You're leaving?" "So... hmm... so, what's up?" "I got to go back." "Try to figure some stuff out back home." "Okay Well... cool." "Or... not cool, but, you know... what I think I mean." "Come here." "I'll come down to Chino." "You know, I'll visit you and you can show me your world." "Or your hood or..." "All right." "Wait a second." "Just wait one second." "Maybe there's some place you want to go." "It's pretty good for ideas." "So, thanks." "For everything." "I'm going to make sure everything works out, Ryan." "It's okay." "I can take it from here." "Come on." "Let's go."