"Previously on South of Nohwere." "ever since I got shot, I've been having these strange dreams." "You know, violent dreams." "I wanna do a very tasteful, tribute album of Raife Davies tunes, done by those closest to him." " I think I can do this." " No lie." "You can really sing." "I gotta say, this is coming together." " Now all we need is for Kyla to sing." " Kyla?" "Well, apparently the money people won't commit without her." "She's the star." "You know chocolate's an aphrodisiac, even if it is on a doughnut." "I like to be prepared..." "You came." "Yeah, I'm sorry I'm so late." " Quengo was a nightmare." " It's ok, you're still here." "Please don't hate me though but I can't stay." "Blame Kyla." "Apparently Jake went away to do something." "Some gig whatever that means." "So that makes me her new designated handler." " Sounds important." " It's not though." "She's just all needy and clingy, and what was I supposed to do?" "We're joined at the hip these days, and it's only going to get worse." "Well, she may just be excited about the album." "You know that's probably what it is because when I was talking to her about it," " she didn't..." " You haven't told her yet, have you?" "I haven't found a good time?" "I think that you just don't want her to steal your thunder." "No, that's not what it is." "This was supposed to be my thing." "She already has... the club, and her fame, and the blogger." "My music is all I have." "Well, sometimes it's nice to share things with somebody." "Speaking of sharing..." "Please tell me that the camera adds like, ten pounds." "Look at that." "Oh my God, you're in a magazine." "How cool is that?" "Yeah but look at the caption." "It even says "Kyla Davies with sister, Ashley"." "Last time I checked, her name was Kyla Woods." " Whatever." "This is still so awesome." " Whatever you say." "I'm really sorry but I do have to go." "Ok." "You can keep that ok?" "I promise I'll call you later." " Ok." " Ok." "Bye." "Oh my God." " I am so sorry." " Don't worry about it." "It's ok, it's ok." "You know, my shoes were just actually pestering me for a latte." "I think they have caffeine issues." "You don't remember me do you?" "Your mom, my mom, lame embarrassing attempt to a set-up?" " I had dinner at your house." " Oh Patrick!" " What are you up to these days?" " Right now, I'm at SC." "trying to pick a major." "I am not succeeding, kinda just... distracting myself with Farrelly Brothers movies." "Nice." "Nice." "Oh, yeah, there's that new Ben Stiller one." "Yeah!" "Actually I wanted to go to the sneak tonight, if you wanna go?" "Yeah you probably have other plans." "Actually, I'm free." "Ok, cool." "Hey." "Hey." "Your favorite jeans are ready, in case you wanna wear them tonight." "Oh, this is fine, it's just Patrick." "How's Chelsea today?" "Any better than yesterday?" "Physically she's better but..." "Emotionally, it's gonna take some time." "But her parents haven't left her side." "They've really stepped up." " What a difference a year makes, right?" " Yeah." " I'm actually gonna see her tomorrow." " Oh you are?" " Good." " But..." "Hey if you see her there tonight, then you should give her this." "She'll get a kick out of it." "Check out page fourteen." " She looks pretty." " That's all you have to say?" "She looks pretty, and she should save her money?" " Mom." " Yes..." "Hey guys." " Hey." " Hey dad." "I am going to the movies but whatever she tells you, it's not a date." " Bye." " Bye." " What was that all about?" " What, it's not like I set them up." " Paula, let it be." " But..." "Paula." "Let it be." "There are plenty of other colleges besides USC." "How about Tulane?" "Oh come on, Mardi Gras," " Girls Gone Wild..." " Hurricane Katrina." "We've got to get you out of this funk." " What are you doing tonight?" " I don't know, I'll probably... shoot some hoops to Glen." "Ok, lame and lamer." "I've got a better idea, let's go to Ego tonight." "You've got to be kidding me." "I thought you hated that place." "I do, but, I love to dance and, you've got to get out." "So what do you think?" "I don't know." "Hey man." "We're still shooting hoops today?" "Aiden's busy tonight." "We're going to Ego." "Excellent, count me in." "Everything was..." "It was alright." "I..." "I just couldn't take the weather, so I transferred." "Are you serious?" "Get a scarf, buy a jacket." "Oh I forgot, you're from the Midwest." " Yeah, no sympathy here." " Yeah." "Ok, well I also had a room-mate who cooked broccoli on a hot-plate for breakfast." " Oh that is a deal breaker." " Yeah." "Two for the 8.30 please." " Does that cover it?" " No no no no." "It's my treat." " You don't have to do that." " I know I don't have to, I want to." "Thanks." "So, how does your girlfriend feel about you going to the movies with random girls you bump into at the Larchmont market?" "Actually we broke up." " Oh, sorry to hear that." " No I'm not." "It's..." "It's fine, especially cause now I'm here with you." "Kyla, who are you wearing?" " This is..." " None of your business." " Hey look, it's the Davies girls." " Kyla?" "He's just doing his job." "Relax, it's just a couple of pictures." "Tell me about the record deal." "Heard you girls got a big one." "What record deal?" "What is he talking about?" "Ethan." "If you were gonna tip off the stalkerazzi, the least you could have done" " is given me a heads up." " You could have given me a heads up." "Look, it wasn't me." "Someone from New York must have jumped the gun on the press release." " Well someone should be fired." " Who are you?" "I'm Ethan Marks." " I met with your sister last week." " Oh last week." "Thanks, you're not helping at all right now." "Come on Ashley, how long were you gonna keep me waiting?" " It's only been a week." " A week is a lifetime in the business." "The deal's not gonna be on the table forever." "You see there is a deal and you were trying to keep me out of it." "It's really a fantastic opportunity and a very special way" " of honoring your father if you..." " You really don't have to sell me," "I'm sold." "Tell me, where do I sign?" "Nowhere." "They need both of us, and they only have one." " I can't believe you." " Girls." "There are ears everywhere, try and keep it down." "She just can't stand the thought of sharing the spotlight with me." "What?" "Do you see why I didn't say anything?" "I'm gonna let you guys handle this." "But I have to fly back to New York by morning." "I'm gonna need an answer tonight." " This was supposed to be my record deal." " Oh my God!" "Could you be anymore selfish?" " Can you please keep your voice down?" " I will talk as loud as I want." "Not to me." "This is the business." "Thanks for offering the ride." "I didn't offer." "You left about 18 messages on my voice mail." "I had to stop the madness." " Well I'm about to go see who's mixing." " Ok." "Bro, this blows, alright?" "Let's roll." "What are you talking about, man?" "It's awesome." "Check out the brunette." "No, bro, you check out the brunette." "I'm leaving." "No you're not." "We're dancing." "What was up with Bridezilla?" "She was horrible." " She was hilarious." " She was a cliché." " Ok then she was a funny cliché." " A marginally funny cliché." "You're beautiful." "I hope you don't mind me saying that." "Patrick..." "You're really nice." "It's just..." "Here we go." "You think of me like a brother." "You're just not attracted to me in that way." "Actually I'm not attracted to any guy in that way." "And nothing is gonna happen between us because..." "I'm gay." "That's cool." "Really?" "Sure." "But, you have to admit, we had a great time tonight." "Yes, as friends." " Look, I've been with guys before..." " Oh, you've never been with me." "Patrick, you can't convert me." "I wouldn't want it." "I'm not into labels." "You know, gay, straight..." "Whatever, we're all people you know?" "You know that's the same thing my ex-girlfriend used to say." "Smart girl." "More like, non-committal." "Anyways..." "You know, I've really had a fun time, and you really are a great guy, Patrick." "It's just, I don't want to mislead you into thinking that this is going anywhere." "It doesn't have to go anywhere." "Right where we are, is just fine with me." " So you're cool with "just friends"?" " Absolutely." "She never stops dancing, man." "She's crazy." "You know what kind of sucks though?" "It's like, the hottest chick in the room, and we've both, you know, been there, done that, bought the t-shirt." "Bro, can you maybe not talk about her like she's a theme park?" " Man, what is up your butt tonight?" " Hey Aiden." " Hey." " Hi." "What happened to yoga-girl?" " She got a record deal." " What?" "I know." "Oh my God." "I'm so excited that you guys are here." "I really want you to meet somebody." "Here, come on." "Are you ok?" "I need fresh air." " Thought I was never gonna see you again." " Ashley, over here!" "Go away." " One more." " Hey bro, back off." "Get out of my way." "So you and Kyla had a fight?" " Get a real fricking job." " Love the dress." " You got anything on underneath?" " Hey watch it." " Or what?" " Look, she is done talking." "She wants me here." "She's just another little fame whore" " looking for attention." " Wait, what did you say?" " Say it again." " Just what she is." "She'd shave her head if it gave her a bigger picture in the paper than her sister." "Aiden!" " Let's go Boz." " Hey, Madison right?" "You're here again." " Not for long." " No I can't believe it." " This's gotta be fate." " Does that line really work for you?" "I mean, one dancer we can replace, no problem, but..." "Having three fly girls get injured in a car accident?" "It's a total fluke." "They're gonna be ok in like, six months, but JT needs final replacements this week." "Wait wait, JT as in Justin Timberlake?" "Not if she isn't interested." "Madison." "This guy wants to take you on tour with Justin Timberlake." " Come on, that is such..." " Madison..." "It's for real." "So, how's your schedule?" "No!" "Aiden, stop it!" "What are you doing to him?" " Come on!" " You want more?" "You're not so tough now are you?" " I can't hear you!" " Aiden!" "Aiden, calm down!" "Chill!" " What happened?" " He's a freak!" "I wanna sue his ass." "I'm sure we could work something out." "If you agree to let this go," "I will guarantee an exclusive with the Davies sisters." "Maybe we should get a bodyguard." "What about you?" "Me?" "Oh my God, you can be our security detail, like an entourage." "No, I'm not fit to protect anybody right now." "I'll do it." "I mean, hanging out in clubs beats someone with crates" " and tennis balls at Sports Time." " Ok, you're hired." "Alright." "So, can I tell the money people, we have a deal?" "I don't know." "That really depends on Ashley." "Yeah whatever, there's been enough fights for one night." " Really?" " Yeah, make the record." "Hey." "What was that back there?" "I don't know." "Is this about us?" "No." "I don't think it ever was." "Then what's wrong?" "Ever since the shooting, it's been bad." "How bad?" "I have these dreams..." "You know, and I can't make them stop." "And every time..." "Every time something reminds me of being shot, you know, the noises, our school..." "It feels like it's happening all over again." "I just can't get right." "I don't know what's happening to me." "I didn't get into SC." "I thought that was the only, the only thing that can make it better." "Aiden." "Everything is gonna be ok." "I don't know what I'm gonna do now." " Where are you going?" " I don't know." "I'm just going." "Admit it, you had a good time." " It was ok." " It was just ok?" " Patrick, I told you..." " Just do me a favor." "Don't look at me as a guy, or a date." "I'm just a person who happens to have feelings for you." "Someone who'd like to get to know you better." "So, just give it a chance." "I told you already." "This isn't going anywhere." "Why can't you just respect that?" " You don't have to..." " Goodnight Patrick." "What were you, like, spying on me or something?" "No, of course not." "Don't get all excited mom." "I'm not getting excited." "Spencer, whatever you wanna do is totally fine." "I'm just..." "You know what I would do?" "I would just... take my time deciding how you feel." " How I feel about what?" " About Patrick." "I mean, I'm sure it's very confusing." "I'm not confused, mom." "Well he is a very nice guy." "Oh yeah?" "And you know this because of all the hours of" " quality time you spend with him?" " Just because I haven't spend" " quality time with him..." " You don't know what kind of guy he is." "I mean, all you know is that he is a guy." "And at this point, you'd probably settle for any guy, wouldn't you?" " That is not true." " Mom, Patrick is annoying, and he's arrogant, and even if I was straight, I wouldn't go out with him." "But guess what?" "I'm not straight." " Ok, is this about Carmen?" " Car..." "No, mom, this is about me." "Carmen isn't even in LA anymore." "Ok, alright, you don't like Patrick, I get it." "All I'm trying to say to you is that maybe you shouldn't write off all guys," " maybe just because you decided that..." " Decided?" "Decided, what?" "What, you think I just woke up one morning and thought to myself, how am I really gonna piss off my mom today?" " Oh wait, I think I'll decide to be gay." " No!" " I would never..." " Mom just, just stop." "You know, don't you think I already know how much easier it would be if I could just like him?" "I mean it would be easier for everybody." "It would make him happy." "It would make... make you happy." "It would make my life a hell of a lot easier but I can't." "Look, I just, I can't be the daughter that you want and and I'm tired of feeling guilty for... embarrassing you, and inconveniencing you and..." "I don't know, mom." " Honey, I just want you to be happy." " I'm happy." "And I'm fine with myself, I'm great." "It just..." "It hurts me so much that you can't accept me." "I do accept you." "Those are just words mom." "You don't mean them." " Look, I didn't..." " Stop." "You listen to me." "I'm not about to relive what we went through with our daughter last year, especially after losing a son." "And if that's where you're going with this, you and I are gonna have a major problem." "Transcipt: pseudohuman Subtitles: pikachu1060"