" I Iove you." " I Iove you too." "Every time it will snow, I will think of you." "You can't imagine how much I Iove you." "I'II miss you Iike crazy." "You won't miss me because I'II come to Los angeles" " whenever I can." " Promise ?" " I am your number one admirer." " No." "You are the love of my Iife." "I'm that, too." " Promise you will come ?" " I promise." "believe me." "Every day with her was magic." "My life was perfect." "My work at the magazine was going well and my girlfriend had just become famous." "Just like in the movies." "Passionate kisses under the snow, perfect illumination and nobody ever goes to the bathroom." "But now she was in Los angeles, ready to blossom, and I was in New York withering away." "So I decided to get going." "I organized a surprise visit." "I would tell her I was staying there forever." "Stacey, what do you think ?" "I have a perfect definition:" "bad luck." "I can do it." " We need a magic wand." " Right." "Where will we find two guys who are so idiotic as to buy us clothes" " and take us to the party ?" " hello !" "Stop !" "It was magnificent." "Kids, lunch break." "You were really good." "No, I was disgusting." "I couId have done this scene better." "I feel depressed !" "You were into the character." "There was conflict between you two." "I didn't feel any conflict." " Is it the dialogue ?" " No." "It's me !" " The production dislikes the film." " The network, too." "At least we are in agreement." "We have to work on it." " Excuse me." "Where's chloe Francis ?" " Over there." " I'm looking for chloe Francis." " I'II sign for her." "There's nothing to sign." "I am her boyfriend." "I think she's in her trailer." "It's around the corner." " chloe ?" " Oh, Rodger !" "Surprise." "Wait." "It's not what you think." "You weren't having sex ?" "He lost his keys and was looking for them ?" "No, we were trying out a scene." "A scene where you're a cat in heat ?" "Stop it." "You are embarrassing me." "You're embarrassed ?" "incredible." "How should I feel ?" "little brother, you must react." "Remember, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"." "Then after this, I'II win the championship for weight lifters." "Look at the positive side." "You're a writer." "The most beautiful love songs are the ones about broken hearts." " Maybe you'II write better now." " Jack," "I write two bit articles for a magazine." " Owen..." " This is the new tv star," "chloe Francis." "You suddenly became a star." " How do you face life now ?" " I found a marvelous man." "Don't you think you might have problems dating a colleague ?" "On the contrary." " It makes work more rewarding." " Rewarding ?" "How is that ?" "You can put the pistachio into the pistachio container." " My God !" " He is..." "will you excuse me ?" "well ?" "How is he ?" "He moaned from the bed to the sofa." "It's a good sign." "I have fantastic news." "chloe said she's coming to the wedding." "What's the fantastic news ?" " I checked the astrological chart." " please !" "Jack, those two are made for each other." "I Iove you." "I'm glad you are into astrology, and that our sex life depends on the moons in Venus, but don't ever tell Owen what you just said to me." "Not Owen and chloe, but Owen and Nadine." " Diane, no !" " You must do something." " The stars are imploring it." " It's not true." "Last night Orion told me, "Forget it"." "Jack, remember how we met ?" "Yes." "You were on the balcony at that party and I came up to you and stepped on your foot." "Remember what you said ?" " "Watch out for my foot."" " Right." " Remember what I said ?" " Yes." ""incredible !" "Watch out for my foot has 5 syllables !" "Your lucky number in love is 5."" "Right." "I was right about us, and will be right about them." "It's different." "He is your best man and she is my bridesmaid." " I think it'II be very sweet." " Sweet ?" "You are my best man and she's Diane's bridesmaid." " It'II be very sweet." " Sweet ?" "You've become gay !" " You need a girlfriend." " I don't need a girlfriend !" "Stop !" "Hands up or I'II shoot !" "Turn around and face the wall !" " pull your pants down, fags !" " What ?" "pull your pants down !" "Hurry !" "Turn around." " My boxer shorts are being washed." " smile !" "Are you crazy ?" "What's the matter with you ?" "Idiot !" "We are in a public place !" " Don't touch me !" " You peed in your pants !" "He is a New York policeman !" "Is that how you do yourjob ?" "Is that how you treat your brother ?" "Great !" "I needed this picture for my Christmas greeting cards." "Owen, listen !" " You should go out with Nadine." " It's not the right moment !" "chloe is coming to the wedding." " chloe's coming to the wedding ?" " Yes." "chloe is coming to the wedding ?" "fabulous !" "It's great news." " I don't think so." " It's true." "If she comes to your wedding, it means she wants to see me." "She is coming with her boyfriend." "Pistachio for the pistachio container." " hello." "May I take your coat ?" " Yes, thanks." " Thanks." " To you." " You are beautiful." " Thank you." "I wasn't expecting someone so pretty." "Is that a compliment ?" "usually pretty girls don't accept these dates." "Why ?" "Pretty girls are only available for about ten seconds." " Is that so ?" " Right." "Like full breed dogs in the town kennel." "They're the first to go." "Did you compare me to a dog ?" " You compared me to a dog." " No." "I wanted..." "I meant in a nice way." "Jack told me that you work for a tv news station." "Isn't that so ?" "The news lady ?" "hello ?" "Is anyone here ?" "You don't feel like talking ?" "Don't you want to talk to me ?" "incredible." "If you got so upset for what I said about the dog," "I don't need to apologize because it was a compliment." "Good evening." "Want to have a drink before you order ?" "Daughter of a "lesser god", want a drink ?" "She is elaborating." "She's a bit slow." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to compare you to a dog." "I wouldn't do it with any woman." "I'm sorry." " I'd Iike a gin tonic." " Good." "And for you, sir ?" "A pitcher of natural water." "I had never allowed a girl to bite my earlobe." "But with chloe I abdicated." "details like that, understand ?" "I am possessive in general." "We loved each other very much." " salad." " Thanks." " Enjoy your meal." " Thank you." "Why ?" "When will they stop using these horrible sauces ?" " Better to put it here." " Yes." "I'm sorry." "Sauces make me vomit." " Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise..." " I know them." "When I order a steak, I want to taste the beef." " Why put ketchup on it ?" " Maybe it gives it more flavor." "No." "It's like putting deodorants in bathrooms." "people spray pine scented perfume thinking it covers the smell." "Instead, it smells like someone peed on a Christmas tree." " It was a pleasure meeting you." " For me too." " Maybe I'II see you again." " Yes." "It would be nice." " I'II call you." " You have my number." " Okay." " Okay." " I'II take the next one." " Thanks." "Remember that." "You are the fox and they are the sheep." " I am the fox." " And they are the sheep." "single out one of them, and make her become your target..." "I don't want to have sex with anyone." "I just want a cute girl who doesn't belong to the sheep family to take to the wedding so chloe doesn't think I'm a loser." " You're the fox." "They're the sheep." " I am the fox." " You don't like tattoos ?" " Yes, I do." "What are these signs ?" " These are my sados." " Your sados ?" "Every once in a while I give myself an incision." "How cool !" "What did I want to say ?" "Tonight you will meet someone special." "I can feel it." "But don't leave me alone with some freak." "What time is it ?" " I'm sorry." "I don't have a watch." " I Iove you." "You love me ?" "Want to check my cannon ?" " Is it loaded ?" " Of course." "Can I do a manual check ?" " certainly." " Okay." "I'II leave you two." "Did you find a girl to take to the wedding ?" "No." "I have gas problems." "This place stinks and you're a freak." "I am a freak." "Tonight you will meet the love of your life." "What is it ?" "Did I guess ?" " He's cute tonight." " No, please !" " You think he is cute ?" " Cute enough." "please, don't come here." "please, don't come here !" " Owen, come here." " What are you doing ?" " I am encouraging fate." " Worry about your own." " This place is cool." " Good-bye, Owen." " How are you ?" " Fine, and you ?" " Fine." "It's cool here." " Yes." " I'm sorry about last week." " No." "I should apologize." " You were very rude." " You always talked about your ex." "Your mouth was shut tight." "You compared our orders to someone who peed on a Christmas tree." " I was solving a problem for you." " A problem ?" "Jack and Diane said you were looking for a boyfriend." "I wanted to help." "I don't know if you're aware of it, but a wedding creates strong emotional tension for women." "We become vulnerable and uptight." "What are you saying ?" "I say you can get your ass out of here !" "It's that I bloat..." "I'm nervous." " That is evident." " I'II change air." " A lovely voice." " Yes." " Nice tits too." " You have a one track mind !" "Which is ?" "I preferred making this decision..." " I'd Iike two glasses of champagne." " Right away." "I prefer a beer." " That's for Robert, right ?" " Rodger." "Rodger, right !" " Okay, how did..." " I took it very well." "I took it well." "I am surprised at how well I took it." "well..." "Okay." "And how are you ?" "How did you take it ?" "I took it quite well." "The program is doing beautifully." "I was very busy, and now I've decided to take a break." "That way I can "chamomiIe"." " What ?" " relax." "For a moment I thought I was dyslexic." "Your extravagant slang..." "I'm not used to it." " I have to go." " Wait !" "Excuse me." "Sorry." "I didn't want..." "CouIdn't we... talk ?" " Just a minute." " We have nothing more to say." "I still have to say a Iot of things." "For exampIe, "Why" ?" "Why did you do what you did ?" "You think this is the right time and place to discuss it ?" " well..." " It's not." "I have nothing to say." "I'm sorry that it's tough for you." "I am sorry you are suffering." "I had not intention of falling in love with Rodger." " Itjust happened." " Just happened ?" "spilling over wine or losing a wallet is something that happens, but going to bed with the other lead role does not happen !" "Thanks." "Is there a word to describe a cynic and cruel Iiar ?" "I am surprised at how well I took it." "You too ?" "We found a peeping Tom." " Are you talking to me ?" " Yes." "He was looking." " You must look at the wall." " Were you looking at my dick ?" "It's none of your business !" "I wasn't looking." "I have a neck-ache." "I dropped something." "He was looking at me !" "Buy a porno magazine !" "It's really something." "Shut off that light." "Everything is okay, honey." "Good evening." "I am Owen." "Since I am not good at making speeches in public," "I'II only steal a few seconds of your time." "I'd Iike to propose a toast in honor of our dear newlyweds." "Shakespeare says, "Love comforts us as the sun after the rain."" "Cummings says, "Love is everything, and more than everything."" "My brother Brady says, "Love is a wrestling match"." "Many say they have known it, but few really have." "frankly, love is disgusting." "After a year, it becomes a series of terrible things." "Bad breath in the early morning, remembering to lower the toilet seat." "Often love is a big kick in the stomach that knocks you out and leaves you lifeless." "But love makes bad breath seem like a deodorant spray." "It reminds you to lower the toilet seat." "It is a more noble gesture than that of holding the queen's train." "It is the hand that makes you rise when you are down." "Love gives us the hope that one day we will be able to reveal ourselves to another person." "And that another person will turn to us, and somehow, for some reason, we will feel more complete." "In concluding, love is what makes us wake up every morning and has us try again." "When I think of these two people, I can't wait to set my alarm and face another day." "So, to Jack and Diane." "It was a great speech." " Not bad, huh ?" " Not at all." " It was almost perfect." " almost perfect !" " Let's go drink something." " Okay." " It's as if I were my boyfriend." " You, your boyfriend ?" "Six months ago I broke up with Jeffrey, my boyfriend." "Why ?" "Our relationship had come to a dead end." "So one day I returned home, had him sit down and said," ""It can't go on this way." "I need more."" " So he broke up with you." " No." "He asked me to marry him." " I wasn't expecting that." " Neither was I." "I was petrified." "A Iot of scenes went through my mind." "My mother crying, me dressed as a nervous bride, my father taking me to the altar..." "Then, suddenly, an illumination." "I had never thought of going to the altar with him." "I had never imagined my son on his knees." "He did not correspond to what I always dreamed of." "So we broke up." "You tell a guy you are leaving him if he doesn't ask to marry you, and then you break up with him when he does !" " Yes." " I hope we never fail in love." "I wouldn't worry about that." "She didn't like to sleep alone, so when I wasn't with her," " she bought the New York Post." " The paper ?" "I know it seems strange, but it made her feel better." "She read the whole paper in bed and forgot about being alone." "After that horrible fact, when I caught them together," "I decided to forgive her and looked all over Los angeles until I found a copy of the New York Post, and took it to her home." "I didn't say a word." "I just gave her the paper." "She looked at me in surprise and said," ""I don't believe it." "Am I on the front page again ?"" " That can't be !" " You're telling me !" "I'm sorry, I know it's not funny for you." "I'm sorry." "You are beautiful when you laugh." "You know that ?" " We'd better go now." " Sure." "Let's go." "You were nice to take pity on me." " I didn't pity you." " I'm not complaining." "I get all shook up when people pity me." "Then no good-night kiss." "Going to bed is out of the question, right ?" " Everything seemed too perfect." " always exaggerating !" " Do you think it's normal ?" " It's not the end of the world !" "I'm not cheating on Diane." "I chat on Internet." "It's not the end of the world ?" "You are married !" "We send each other e-maiIs." "That's all." " Can I have her e-maiI address ?" " No !" " Don't be selfish." " Okay. "Jane doesn't do it. com."" "Try with Internet." "You get fantastic chicks." "I don't know if his new girlfriend would Iike that." "What ?" "Nadine ?" " You go to bed with her ?" " No." "She helps me with chloe." "If we went to bed together, I couldn't ask her advice on chloe." "You mean to tell me you don't have sex with that woman because you two talk about another woman you don't have sex with ?" "It's like having an infiltrate in the enemy camp." "Did you ever want to ask your girlfriend questions but you couldn't, because she is your girlfriend ?" "I can ask her anything I want because we don't play on the same team." "We're like 2 agents helping each other to get advantageous contracts." "I am learning a Iot of secrets on what women think." "Secrets ?" "Can you ask her something for me ?" " No." " It's a legitimate question." "alright." "Let's hear it." "Ask her if 45 centimeters is too much." "You massacre her !" "This is the most beautiful Saint valentine's day of my Iife." "And you are the best person I couId ever have met." "I have never been so much in love." "I am the luckiest man in the world !" "Jeffrey, hi." "Hi, Nadine." "This is my girlfriend, Audrey." "She's not your girlfriend." " please, don't." " My pleasure." "I am..." "Don't give him your hand !" " Everything okay ?" " You shouldn't have a girlfriend." "You should be crying over me." "Did he tell you I broke up with him ?" " Don't look at me like that." " Like what ?" "As if to say, "You'II become an old madwoman who buys food for cats and everyone will laugh at you knowing you don't have a cat !"" " Breathe." " Let's go." "Why is it that every time I break up with a man" "I insist on trying to get back with him for about a year ?" "I Ieft him, but he doesn't want to go back with me." " Why ?" " You want to go back with him ?" " No." " No." "That's not the point." "He should want to go back with me." " What are you doing ?" " Want to be my girlfriend ?" "Stop it !" "Today is Saint valentine's day and we are both single." "We can go back home alone and be desolate or spend some time together having fun." "What can we do ?" "Anything." "I have always wanted to do something." " What ?" " Wander about with no destination." " Wander about with no destination !" " I never knew what that meant." "It's like in old movies." "Two lovers walk with arms linked with a background of luminous signs." "I'II like it a Iot, and I hope you will like mine." " Mine is smaller." " It's not the size that counts." "You first." "alright." "Don't open yours until I open mine." "Let's see." " Is it Snoopy ?" " Yes." " They're fantastic !" " You won't have cold feet anymore." " What do I have ?" " You can't have cold feet if you must face an obstacle race." "You can warm them up and be ready to go in the field." "They are beautiful." "Thanks." " I'm glad." " Now it's your turn." "A mirror." " Am I too vain ?" " No." "I gave it to you because when I am depressed it boosts my morale to see you smile." "So when you're a little down, you just have to look in the mirror and you'II see how wonderful your smile is." "It's the nicest thing a man ever said to me." "Honesty." "It is beautiful." " I'm glad." " I Iike it very much." " They're fun." " Thanks." "It's magnificent." " feel better ?" " I feel great !" "I understood your message, but it doesn't matter." " What ?" " You think my ass is disgusting." " You think that !" " I didn't give it to you for that !" "You never say, "Nadine, today you are really beautiful"" "or "Nadine, you're really sexy with that dress !"" "You always say, "You have a marvelous smile"." "Did I ever tell you your tits make me go crazy ?" " Sure I can come ?" " Sure." "Some people take their daughters to work." "I take my best friend with whom I don't go to bed." "You haven't seen your ex in months and are interviewing her." "I don't..." "Don't worry." "It's history." "I feel unsinkabIe." "This way." "I feel positive." "The interview with chloe will do me good." " You look very good." " Thanks." "will you hold this ?" " Good luck." " I need it." " Don't worry." "I'II stay here." " Okay." " How are you ?" " Very good." "Nice to see you again." "It's amazing that you're doing the interview." "Excuse me !" "will someone help me ?" " I smeared make-up on him." " It doesn't matter." " You're all black." " It doesn't matter." " You really smeared it !" " Let me see." "It won't go away." "Poor me !" "It's not so bad." "Enough." "I'm fine." "It will be a magnificent interview." "Yes." " Want something to drink ?" " A glass of water, please." "Okay." "I'II tell you what I want to do." "I will begin with some easy questions." "You will promote your program." "I'II have a Iot of magazine copies sold." " shall we begin to dance ?" " It will be marvelous." "I'II give a fake smile and suffer in answering idiotic questions." "Fantastic !" "Let's begin." "Has your life style improved a Iot since you've become famous ?" "There's no comparison !" "I've always been on top and used to hypocrites and ruffians, but now it's different." "Now everyone wants to be a ruffian !" "Even me !" "You took my heart and trampled on it !" " Isn't it fun ?" " absolutely !" "tell me about your future projects." "My agent tells people I will only do small roles in independent quality films, but actually..." "I met a big producer in Los angeles and I did a little "something" for him last week." "Want something to drink ?" "shall we begin to dance ?" "I can't believe you left." " You didn't finish the interview ?" " I didn't even start." " Come on." "It didn't go so badly." " Not so bad." "You're right." "She could've ignored that I had been the love of her life and treated me like an admirer." " In fact, she did." " Maybe this can help you." "The complete Guide for Idiots on building a Love relationship." " You're a moron !" " Why ?" "congratulations, Jack." "He's only trying to help you." "He should wash his dirty laundry in his own house before washing mine." " What do you mean ?" " I don't need his help." "really ?" "That's the funniestjoke I've ever heard." " Owen, over 6 months have gone by." " Six months from what ?" "You act as if she were a gift from God, but she isn't." "I'm not in love with her anymore." "I want to end that story." "That's nonsense !" "I think you enjoy suffering." "You think being desperate over her is like having her." "It's not." "You of all people speak, "Miss, I am my boyfriend"." " What do you mean ?" " I've decided to live my Iife." "Oh, please !" "I was there with Jeffrey !" "You aren't living a thing, and one day you'II realize that being alone will not make you become a priest of the New Age." "But I don't drool over the person that cheated on me." " Want to always be a floor mat ?" " You are a manipulator !" " What ?" " You want to marry your beloved so you force the poor guy to ask you to marry him." "Then you tear out his heart and crush it until..." "He cheated on me with another woman !" "He went to bed with someone else." "alright ?" "Oh, God !" "Look at me." "I have to close my mouth." "I talk too much." "I was worried about you." "I'm sorry, but why didn't you tell me ?" "I screamed like a madman." " Sorry." "I didn't know..." " You are so sweet !" "people should never get married." "AII the obstacles you manage to overcome when you are engaged, become more difficult." " luckily I still have my computer." " God bless us all !" " What do you talk about with her ?" " About life." "About life ?" "You write to her about life ?" "How profound !" "I didn't know you were interested in such complex topics." "They're not always so complex, if you know what I mean." "You didn't go to bed with her, did you ?" " Not exactly." " Not exactly ?" "And yet, it's an exact science." "We started a little something." "You know..." "We do it on the computer." "Aren't you ashamed ?" "What do you do ?" "tell me how it works." "First you talk, then you get excited..." "And lock yourself in the bathroom." "It's disgusting !" "When do you do it ?" "At work ?" "What's the problem ?" "I forgot." "I'm talking to a man who never sits down on a public toilet." "Now you know why." "I rented "Meet Me in Saint Louis."" "I'II wait for you to return." "Bye." "Owen, it's chloe." "Hi !" " She called me." " Who ?" "chloe called me." " feel like listening ?" " You recorded the message ?" " I record memorable messages." " Sure." "You're a freak." "Sit down and open your ears." "Owen, it's chloe." "I need to talk to you." "I have to ask you something." "I hope you can forget the past and be able to talk about the future." " Not bad, huh ?" " I don't know." "Can't you perceive desire in her voice ?" "Maybe." " She wants to discuss the future." " Owen." "What is it ?" " Yes, I perceive desire." " I'm glad." "I thought I was the only one." " Let me listen to it again." " Let's listen to it 14 times !" "Hey, chloe." "Hi !" "Your sixth planet has started turning around my sixth moon." "Hi, chloe !" "It's nice to see you again." "You look great." "Hi, little one." "only you can accelerate the beat of my heart." "Hi, chloe." "How's it going ?" "You have a new hair style." " Thanks so much for coming." " Forget it." " Thanks." " A glass of natural water." " You look good." " Thanks." "It's the truth." "I'm really sorry about everything that happened." "If someone should apologize, I'm the one." " I was a real idiot." " Listen." "The past is over." "The important thing is the future, right ?" "You've always been very understanding." "It's no wonder I fell in love with you." " Forgive me for what I did ?" " Sure." "Love is that, too..." "Knowing how to forgive." "I'm glad to hear you say it because I have to ask you something." "Whatever you want." "When you left during our interview another person came from your magazine to interview me." "A real bitter guy." "I told him something idiotic because Rodger and I had argued." "Now he is threatening to write that in the article." " So it's about the article ?" " Yes." " You thought I wanted..." " It doesn't matter." "I'm sorry." " I thought you knew..." " What ?" "Rodger and I... are complementary." "really ?" "I'm glad to hear you say that." "I'm really happy for you." " Owen, does that mean..." " I'II fix up the article." "Yes." "Thanks." "Owen, you're great." "You're wonderful." "You'II find a girl who is better than she is." "That's what everyone says, but what if I don't ?" "What if it was her ?" "Owen, come here." "Come here." "Come." "What do you see ?" "A desperate man and a woman who is playing with a phallic symbol." " Owen, come on !" "What do you see ?" " A bottle of ketchup." "Right." "Now go around the table with me." "Look closely." "Here in front we see the label." "Here on the side we don't see it anymore." "only transparent glass." "If we move to the back, we see all the ingredients." "Are we evoking the spirit of dead tomatoes ?" "The fact is that your relationship with chloe..." "You are looking at it from a wrong point of view." "Maybe it wasn't the right moment." "Understand ?" "Or maybe..." "Maybe there's someone else who..." "Who is perfect for you, but you don't see her because you see things from the wrong angle." "would you marry this girl ?" " Look at her hair !" " I would marry this one !" "terminal patient..." " We spoke again." " No, please !" " We are perfect for each other." " Is she an idiot too ?" "There is a deep understanding between us." "I don't know what's happening to him." "He's been acting strangely." "So am I. It's as if Mercury inside of me has been lagging" " for over a year." " What are you talking about ?" "I feel trapped." "My life is just duty and obligation." "I am no Ionger myself." "I want to be "us"." "You like being us." "You've always wanted to be us." "You hate being you." "I don't know anymore." "Why don't you try talking to him ?" " Here it is." "Fibers are healthy." " You look good, in great shape." "I didn't do anything." "It was the ketchup." " You hate ketchup." " As a food." "But if you look at it from the right angle, it has magic powers." "I gave him a philosophy lesson, but it didn't work." "Yes, it did." "He is fine." "Right, honey ?" "I don't know how to judge men." "True." "You just care about other women." " I went out with a girl." " What ?" " Great !" "With who ?" " A blind date." "Was she pretty ?" "A pretty woman does not go on a blind date." " well, was she pretty ?" " pleasant." " But not pretty." " Yes." " Was she pleasant or pretty ?" " She was pretty and pleasant." " But she wasn't beautiful, right ?" " You women are complicated !" "Out with it." "I want all the details." "It was strange." "I realize I am out of practice." " Of course." "What happened ?" " The usual first date." "A nice evening, a few drinks" " and I took her home." " You took her home ?" "It's strange." "We got there and started to kiss." " But she stopped me." " Why ?" "If I knew the answer to that question and other mysteries of the female mind, I wouldn't feel like this." "What happened ?" "To start over, I said something sweet." " What did you say ?" " I said, "I had a nice time"." " Go on." " How can I explain it ?" "I was about to be successful when she stopped me again." " So I said..." " Let me guess." " You said something sweet." " I said," ""We should see each other again and do it another time."" "I knew it !" "You're a pig like all men !" " Why are you upset ?" " I'm not." "Now I understand." " You understand what ?" " Oh, nothing." "tell me what you understand." " Are you jealous ?" " No." "It is understandable." "We spent a Iot of time together." "We have become good friends." "You have a right to be..." "You're a pig because you weren't sincere." "Hi." " I didn't lie." " Yes, you did." "You led her to believe you had emotions you didn't feel." "You know something ?" "You are perfectly right." "Do you realize what that means ?" "I went out with a girl and it wasn't a disaster !" "Thanks to you, and the bottle of ketchup." "I changed my prospective." " I hope I didn't hear properly." " What ?" "You are really stupid..." " Can you explain that ?" " Forget it." " I am stupid ?" " It's nothing." "Forget it." "alright." "I'II forget it." "You see why you are stupid ?" "I tell you to forget it" " and what do you do ?" " I forget it." "Yes." "Forget it." "I will never forget how strong our love was at the beginning of our relationship." "We always said that we would never become one of those claustrophobic couples who suffocate each other." "I don't know if we got out of step or if one of us tripped, but we lost each other along the way." "Maybe it all began the first time I raised my voice, or maybe the first time you ignored me." "Or... when we fell asleep with our backs turned the first time." "I don't know whose fault it is, and I don't care." "I only know that we must definitely stop grabbing each other's throats and trying to transform the grasp into an embrace." "We must try to lighten the hold." "We must try to lighten the hold." "I always liked words that seem to say one thing but really mean something else." "When I was little I was convinced that "rock star"" "was a star that was very rocky." "Understand ?" "Rock, star..." "And "migraine"." "I was convinced it meant "my wheat"." "The best one was "cardioIogist"." "Every time someone mentioned a cardiologist, I yelled," " I want to Iearn great card games !" " I see." "Like "backIot"." "It's a Iot that is situated in the back." "It really sounds like that." "Amusing, huh ?" "Yes, but that's what it is." " Excuse me." "She is Jasmine." " My pleasure." " My pleasure." " Of course..." " He is PaoIo." " Hi, chum." "My pleasure." " Why in this area ?" " We went to see a film then went to the amusement park and he won this stuffed bear." " It's fantastic !" " And then..." "We decided to take a walk in the park." " Are you mad at me ?" " No !" "Why do you think that ?" "I have nothing to criticize you for." " Did you two date before ?" " I thought that too." "We are only good friends." "She wants to meet me." "Great !" "Where ?" "In her bathroom or yours ?" " What is your problem ?" " You are." " You gave up on love." "I didn't." " Gave up ?" "You should talk." "You want to leave a woman you married 6 months ago for a girl you've never seen !" "You think you are a guy who is emotionally complicated," " but you're really just an idiot." " Me ?" " Yes, a frightened idiot." " Frightened about what ?" "Jack, you love Diane, right ?" "And you love her since the first day, right ?" "But as soon as you went ahead, you tightened the strings, got frightened, and ran away." "It's as if they gave you a beautiful glass sculpture." "At first you Iike it, but then feel the responsibility, and are scared." "So you look for imperfections." "The problem is that when you look for imperfections, you find them." "And they'II make her less beautiful." "Understand ?" "It's a shame." "A real shame." "You're right." "You don't have a beautiful glass sculpture, do you ?" " I did it." " What ?" " I talked to him." " How did it go ?" " He was sleeping." " You talked when he was sleeping ?" "Yes." "Men are incapable of speaking, not us." "I know." "I was too afraid." "You can't." "He's not a high school guy you've got a crush on." "He is your husband." "If he really loved me, he'd understand without my telling him." "Diane, this situation must stop." "astrology, Mercury..." "Stop it and talk to him." " And then ?" " Everything will work out." "Here he is !" " You will never change." " Surprise !" "Happy birthday little brother !" " I wasn't expecting it." "You did it?" " Yes." " I'II strangle you !" " Like it ?" " Happy birthday, Owen !" " Thanks, Diane." "Hey, you !" "Come here." " Come see something." "You too." " I don't want to see anything." "follow me." "It's a surprise." " My birthday present." " Another surprise !" " It's special." " It's not at all funny." "When it will be your birthday, remind me to take revenge." "crystal, this is the birthday boy, my brother Owen." "Hi." "pleased to meet you." " Isn't she fantastic ?" " Doesn't she speak ?" "She is a stripper." "You have an incredible love line." "It says here that you are very passionate, and that soon you will meet the love of your life." "Don't worry." "I won't read yours." "I must have a blocked Venus." "What is it ?" "You and I have to talk." " You know what ?" "I Iove you." " I Iove you too." "I know, but maybe it's the wrong kind of love." "Wrong love ?" "I..." " It's exactly what I mean." " What ?" "It's as if we lost the capacity to communicate." "It's as if my love goes around in circles and yours moves in squares." "Every day I go around the house looking for those circles of love and can't find them." "It's my fault too because I don't see the little love squares you leave around." "So I get angry because I don't feel your love." "And then you get angry with me because I don't see it." "That's why perhaps it's the wrong kind of love." " Can I tell you something ?" " Yes." "We must learn to lighten the hold." " What ?" " We must lighten the hold." " You heard me !" " Yes, I did." "I knew it !" " You know what that means ?" " Yes." "It means you are mine." "I am yours, love." "One moment, please." "I read that things happen three times in life and that there are two kinds of people in the world." "Those that think number 4 brings good luck, and those who think that after three shots you are out." "The first time I met this gentleman, he seemed like the biggest idiot I had ever known." "really." "The second time I saw Owen..." "Excuse my French... he farted." "But the third time, we became friends." "We became really good friends." "It's true." "My friend." "You are a lucky number." "I'm offering this time !" "You are really special." " You're not so bad yourself." " Thanks." "For everything." "No." "Thank you." "No." "Thank you." "No." "Thank you." "No." "Thank you." "No." "Thank you." "Did I already tell you how beautiful you are when you smile ?" "Yes, I know." "shall we go ?" "Yes." "You know what I think is amazing ?" "That you are a man and I am a woman." " Sure." "It makes things easier." " It's fantastic because you have such big hands !" "To touch me..." "My tits !" "I confess I'm your biggest admirer." "will you tell me something ?" "What..." "What does this mean ?" "What will happen ?" "Must we decide right now ?" " I don't think so." " Okay, fine." "Let's not decide now." "Let's see how things go." "How will they go... if I do this ?" "Stupid !" " Stop it !" " Okay, truce." " Hi." "What are you doing ?" " Look who's here !" "Good morning." " Good morning." " I'm fixing breakfast." " It's not true." " Yes." "You're sharper than what I thought." "Are you making fun of me ?" "I am the pancake king." " You're not answering ?" " No." "It must be Jack who wants to know the juicy details." "Hi." "It's me, chloe." "Sorry if I call you so early, but I am very upset." "I need to talk to someone" " and I can only do so with you." " Answer." "Owen, are you there ?" "hello ?" "Hi." "No." "It's okay." "Yes, okay." "calm down." "Everything will work out." "Yes, sure." "What time ?" "alright." "I'II see you there." "Okay." "I Iike this book." "It's interesting." "She was really upset." "She seemed really upset." " She needs to talk." " Go on." "What are you waiting for ?" "I'm just seeing her..." "Nothing..." " You are..." " Owen, go on." "I am so happy to see you !" "I am confused and have lost hope." "I felt lost." "I'm sorry." "I didn't want to be cruel with you." "I didn't want to hurt you." " alright." " No." "It's not alright." "I was wrong." "I know it's horrible, but I wanted to become famous." "It was like having the chance of flying." "I had to see what it was like." "But as in all things, there is a price to pay." "I paid a price that was too high." "When I lost you." "You didn't lose me." "We went to bed only once." "We weren't making out a wedding list." "I know, but I want..." "We made a mistake last night." "It was a moment's emotion." " It's nothing serious." " Mistakes sometimes are good." "They serve to indicate the right direction." "Don't you think ?" "Yes, you're right." " We can go on seeing each other." " Of course." "We can have dinner together during the week." "Sure." "I can't wait for you to meet her." "You'II really like her." "surely." "See you soon." "chloe, what do you think if I wear this ?" "My God, it was published !" "Don't I Iook good ?" "Aren't they fantastic ?" " Look at my eyes and hair." " I see." " Look at the title." " Yes, I see." "I'II put this back." "I don't want to buy it." "I wasn't expecting it." "I Iook good in this red blouse." "will you hold it for me ?" "I'II be right there." "How's it going with chloe ?" "Happy you got back together again ?" "Did you know that pickle sauce is the same liquid used to embalm ?" " Mom, Dad and I think you are gay !" " Very funny !" "Your sense of humor continually improves." "You didn't answer my question." "What ?" "chloe ?" "She's a bomb." "Are you kidding ?" "Why ?" "You think she's changed ?" "She is selfish, a narcissist and she gossips." " She hasn't changed." " You never liked her." "tell me something." " What does Nadine think about her ?" " Nadine ?" "Nadine is mad at me." "She won't answer the phone." "She's a little..." "What is it ?" "You shouldn't have gone to bed with her if you weren't serious." "Look who's talking !" "You'd have sex with doors !" " That's different." " What's the difference ?" "They know what to expect from me." "Nadine didn't." " How's your article coming along ?" " Fine." " How did the interview go ?" " Fine." "They practically didn't interview me." "They gave me a questionnaire." "It was great." "The questions were cute." "Want to try ?" "Yes, if you feel like it." "What do you think is the worst quality a person can have ?" "Dishonesty." "What word or expression do you use too much ?" ""I'II make you pay for it"." " Who is the love of your life ?" " What ?" "Who is the love of your life ?" " That's not written there." " Yes." " It's not true." " Yes." " Let me see." " You can't." "Let me see, please." ""Who is the love of your life" is not written here." "well ?" "I'm sorry." "I know." "So am I." "I'm sorry, chloe." " What do you want ?" " Can I talk to you ?" "You have a right to be mad at me." "Thank you for sharing my same feelings." "Let me finish." "I need to clarify some things with you." "You had your chance." "You said, "Let's not decide now what we are"." "I didn't imagine you would run to another woman right away." "You knew I was in love with her and that she was breaking my heart." "It's not true." "She was hurting your ego !" "I'm sorry." "I know I did something wrong." "I told her it was over and came to tell you that I want you, because I Iove you." "I Iove you !" "You don't know what loving means !" "Loving does not mean wanting what you can't have." " calm down." " Stop it !" "Loving means choosing someone and staying with that person." "You don't leave if you get a better offer." " I want to explain..." " Go away, Owen." "Hi." "It's me." "I know you don't want to talk to me." "Are you there ?" "please, answer." "If you're there, answer." "You're not answering ?" "hello ?" "I was an idiot." "It's a funny feeling to realize you're an idiot." "For some strange reason you want everyone to know." "especially the people who are closest to you." "please, answer." "Answer, answer." "Maybe you're not there." "will you call me when you get back ?" "I'm sorry." "Jack, how are you ?" "Have fun for me too." "Okay." "Any news from her ?" "really ?" "alright." "Yes." "Okay." "I'II call you tomorrow." "Bye." "No more cold feet." " Can I talk to you a second ?" " I don't want to listen to you." "Hi, Owen." "It's Nadine." "Want to see a movie ?" "Bye." "I rented "Meet Me in Saint Louis"." "I'II be waiting." "Bye." "Hey, can you come see me ?" "I received bad news." "Come if you can, okay ?" "Bye." "Hey, it's me." "You're not there." "Have a nice evening." " call me." "See you soon." " See you soon." "Hey, I need an Owen therapy immediately." "call me." "Happy birthday !" "Get up, old man !" "You must be out already." "Okay, I'II try at work." "Happy birthday again." "Bye." "I miss you." "I was stupid." "I lost the most beautiful thing in my Iife." "I'd Iike to be able to do..." "You could kiss me... stupid man !" "I want you to know I didn't mean to say anything stupid." "Yes, you did." " What did you want to say ?" " I Iove you." "Do you want to take this man as your lawful husband" " another time ?" " I do." "And you, Jack, do you want to take Diane as your lawful wife another time ?" "I do." "I declare you husband and wife." "Another time !" "Did you say something ?" "I thought you said something." "They say love is blind, but for me, it was only stupid." "Subs ripped by Ingolf 2004"