"Hello?" "Anyone home?" "Hello." "I'm neighbor." "This, yours, it is?" "Li you are?" "Right?" "What is it?" "You speak English, thank God." "My Chinese blows... probably tell that." "No, I just wanted you to know that this package's been sitting here since Friday," "I just didn't know if you saw it." "Are you Ok?" "Right." "Hello it's me again." "You sure you're alright in there?" "I don't want to be all up in your business or anything," "I saw a rope hanging in there from your ceiling..." "And unless you've got some girl in there, and you're doing, experimental art..." "I'm pretty sure you're trying to..." "What do you want?" "Let's just give it a talk, Ok?" "You and me, have a chat." "If you're not convinced after that," "I'll guard the door for you and make sure you're not interrupted again." "How's that sound?" "Will you turn it down?" "Does this have to be so loud?" "What are you doing?" "I was checking my footage." "You woke me up." "When did you get home?" "Five." "Why aren't you at work?" "You forgot to lock the door again, we're going to get robbed." "Good, they can steal that nasty ass fish tank first." "I hope you're not calling in sick again." "Mortgage and car payments are two months late." "Relax already, worry about yourself." "You worry about yourself." "Coming?" "Made us a five-star breakfast." "Not hungry, I need sleep." "My editor wants me to go to Henan tonight." "So what?" "You just got back." "Tell him to find someone else." "Why is it..." "I volunteered, okay?" "How many days have you been home this month?" "Does it matter?" "Li, you in here?" "Ms. Yang's looking for you." "Where've you been?" "Looking everywhere for you." "Just, grabbing some folders..." "What are you photocopying?" "I wasn't photocopying." "The second securities exchange hearing has been set." "On the 29th of next month." "What?" "I still think we should try in the next few weeks to fix the chip before the..." "Absolutely impossible." "There's no time." "All the IPO paperwork's been submitted." "So forget that idea." "Maybe we can convince Mr. Wang otherwise?" "Mr. Wang agrees we handle it this way." "You just figure out how you're going to present things at the hearing." "That's your only priority now." "Nice cologne." "Okay." "Bye." "Li?" "Don't disappoint me on this... everyone is counting on you." "Sun Biao." "What's up?" "Was it those assholes in marketing again?" "No man..." "HR said no more outside plants, only company plants." "Something about attracting bugs or something." "Maybe the janitor tossed them." "So what did Yang want?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "Nothing I should know about too?" "Just IPO related stuff." "Also, how many times have I told you, use my English name in the office," "Valentino." "Okay?" "Ms. Yang!" "How's your back feeling?" "Just fine, thank you Valen..." "Sun Biao." "Let me help carry this." "I'm fine." "Wait up!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Li." "Buddy, hey hey." "What's going on?" "Sorry, I just..." "Come with me." "Show you something." "I was looking for you this morning." "Oh ya?" "Was I out or something?" "I couldn't find your apartment you didn't tell me which floor you are." "Right, my place is directly above yours." "Come on let's go, you're gonna like this." "Leave that stuff." "Hold on..." "Been in China long?" "Just a sec." "Don't tell anybody about this place." "This is incredible!" "How did you find this place?" "It's mine." "I made it." "Really?" "Does building management know about this?" "No, it's my secret oasis." "Incredible view." "Wow, we're really high up." "Probably not a good idea I led you up here right now, you know." "You don't have to worry about me." "About yesterday..." "I wanted to... thank you." "Kind of embarrassing." "Actually I was just worried about the inevitable smell that was gonna start seeping up to my apartment in about a weeks time." "So what do you do with yourself when you're not trying to be a ceiling ornament." "I design artificial limbs." "So it is work that made you wanna..." "Not really, it's complicated." "A lot of things have happened in my life recently." "And you?" "What do you do?" "I'm a cleaner." "What?" "I clean things, for others, who need something to be..." "I'm a hitman for the CIA." "No, like, serious?" "Why care you telling me this?" "I won't tell anyone, I promise." "I'm on a job." "Psych job." "Shut up." "Look of your face!" "You are way too serious for your age man, lighten up." "I play the markets." "And I'm a hitman for the CIA." "Not bad." "You remembered to lock the door." "Well, yeah." "You said remember to lock it, so I remembered." "Weren't you supposed to go to where ever?" "No." "Why?" "Because "where ever" is boring, so I didn't go." "Good." "You forgot to lock the door again, we're going to get robbed." "Locked." "What did you do today?" "Went to work, what else?" "Then I went to..." "Wait a sec, what's going on?" "What do you mean?" "You're being weird." "Is today our anniversary or something?" "Can't I welcome my man home?" "Of course you can." "You didn't happen to cook a scrumptious dinner for your man, did you?" "Tonight, dessert before dinner." "I like dessert." "Wait." "What are you looking for?" "An instruction manual." "It's been way too long." "Make sure it's the revised edition." "Really glad you stayed." "You up, kitty cat?" "You there?" "Let's play hooky and have fun today." "Okay?" "What." "Where you at?" "Why aren't you of work?" "I..." "I haven't been feeling well." "Was it something you ate?" "What do you want?" "I don't see your point." "You don't?" "Then take a closer look." "I did, what about it?" "The test trial report." "It's missing." "So what?" "That's none of our business." "How did you get this?" "Is this what Yang keeps talking to you about?" "Tell me, tell me!" "Wow, you come all the way here to ask me that?" "Wait, wait!" "Mr. Wang won't be happy it he finds out." "Mr. Wang made it clear how imperative it is that nothing goes wrong." "Because Mr. Wang..." "Alright, stop with the Mr. Wang bit." "Just say "your uncle" okay?" "We're all very aware of the IP0's importance, no need for you to remind me." "Seems like you're feeling better." "Should I tell Yang you'll be in this afternoon?" "You there?" "What?" "Who are you looking for?" "I thought you lived above me." "What's the matter?" "I'm screwed!" "That nosy ass-kissing son-of-a-bitch is gonna get me fired." "Riding around that stupid scooter!" "Why doesn't Yang make him go instead of me?" "Bullshit." "Because I'm expendable right?" "I like turtles." "Once, when I was young," "I ate a green apple was sour, especially yellow pajamas." "What?" "Exactly, talk to me." "I co-head the prosthetic design team with this Sun Biao guy." "Sun Biao, nutshell." "Mr. By-the-Book." "In fact the only reason why he got promoted to co-head is because of his family connections." "Man, if he finds out..." "What are you doing?" "It's all on the details." "Go on." "So our team designed this advanced prosthetic that incorporates a special computer chip." "It's a breakthrough in our business." "and it's the star product the company wants to roll out, as soon as we go public." "Problem is, last month" "I discovered a major glitch in the chipset." "It's not a huge problem..." "What's the glitch?" "What kind of glitch?" "It's technical you wouldn't get it..." "What glitch?" "Basically, the error causes the artificial leg to... lock up... and snap." "It's not funny." "Sorry, go ahead." "Little more time to figure it out." "That's so wrong, you're going to hell." "It's not funny." "Sorry, I don't know why I'm laughing, I'm sorry." "So I told my supervisor Yang about it." "And she told me to keep my mouth shut, especially to Sun Biao." "Well, this could be serious especially with the company so close to going public." "Yeah as luck would have it, the securities commission requested a special hearing to learn more about the product." "And she asked you to testify as the expert." "Not just that..." "They want me to lie at the hearing." "Tell a little lie, company stays in business, management makes millions of dollars." "You might even get some big ass bonus." "Tell the truth..." "Everything everyone's worked for, for years, goes right down the toilet." "And I'll probably be out of a job and out on the streets since what I do isn't exactly high demand..." "Don't worry." "While you've been talking, I've been formulating a plan." "What plan?" "A donut?" "It's a tire, you idiot." "That's your brilliant plan?" "Don't worry, papa's gonna teach you some new tricks." "Your fish is dead." "Kept me company for 4 years." "Died a couple months ago." "Remind me never to keep your company." "Sneaky bastard, you didn't tell me you were married." "She's cute." "That's Pang." "We married two years out of college." "Pang as in fatty?" "She's a twig." "Should have seen her as a kid, her school photos had to be aerial shots." "Got it." "What are you doing home?" "I'll explain later." "Have to go." "Whatever." "I'm coming too." "Hello?" "I'm in a hurry." "Let's go." "Where are we going?" "To my office." "My wife Pang." "This is our neighbor." "Hello." "He's the guy I told you about." "What's his problem?" "Douchebag." "Go." "Did you leave your balls at home?" "Why stop there?" "Do Yang's too." "Do it!" "Imagine their faces when they see what we did." "Live free or die trying!" "Ok, I have to admit that was fun." "But what was the actual point of that?" "It's phase one in the plan to free your mind and allow you to find your true calling." "How many phases are there?" "That depends on you." "Stay here, let me see what's up." "Look how long the scratch is, you old idiot." "Where..." "Here dumbass!" "You blind?" "Fine, whatever." "I'm a reasonable guy..." "Just give me $2,000." "That much?" "Really?" "Or we can call the cops, up to you." "I'll call Old Jica at the precinct now." "And trust me, if the cops come it's gonna cost you more." "I don't have..." "You really want to waste everyone's time?" "I really don't have..." "You can forget the discount!" "Hey!" "You little shit!" "You trying to run?" "You guilty bastard." "So you won't pay?" "But I don't have that kind of money!" "Fine." "Piss off!" "If I had hit you instead, you'd be faking a concussion by now!" "Stop!" "Please!" "Take some responsibility!" "Thanks bro, here." "Let's just all go home." "He's poor, so he gets away with it?" "This car wasn't free you know." "He isn't getting out of this one today." "Give it here." "It's understandable, but smashing his bike doesn't make it right, does it?" "Hey, mind your own business pal." "This is the only way he'll learn." "I'm teaching him a lesson here." "Give it!" "You gonna give it back or not?" "Give it back asshole!" "Ok then!" "You can just wait and see!" " Forget it man." " What?" "What!" "?" "Think I'm afraid?" "Think I don't know people?" "Stay, stick around and see!" "You stay too!" "Go call the cops, do it!" "So what you "know" people." "The mailman friggin' knows people." "Think you're better because you have some money?" "Well, guess what?" "Not on my watch, bitch!" "Run!" "Stop!" "Stop!" ""Not on my watch, bitch"?" "I'll kill you!" " There he is!" " Get in!" "Hurry." "Get back here!" "Go!" "Hurry up!" "Handbrake!" "Hello?" "My heart's going to burst!" "Breath deeply, you did great." "You just completed phase two, a lot sooner than I thought." "So what's next?" "Next?" "Enough excitement for one day." "You did good, Batman." "It's open." "Hey, where you been?" "You've been holed up in here for days." "Sewing is for women and fruitcakes." "Secret project." "Whatever." "I'm making a costume." "I'm sick of people getting away with doing bad things." "You gonna get that?" "It's just Yang again." "So what have you decided to do?" "I haven't." "I'm focusing on more important issues." "Someone's got to do the "die trying" in order for everyone to "live free"." "Are you saying what I'm thinking?" "I'm destined to do more in life." "Congratulations!" "You've found your calling." "Now the three phases are complete." "Open up." "I don't have the key." "Just a sec!" "What are you doing in there?" "Coming." "Where've you been?" "Hold you, Henun." "You still went?" "Could have told me." "Why do you keep taking out-of-town assignments?" "Can't you investigate local stories?" "What's wrong now?" "Me?" "Oh nothing." "It's always a delight to come home to a pigsty." "I'm not your maid, picking up your crap all the time." "What's your problem?" "It's just a stupid old washing machine." "You're a stupid old washing machine!" "Do it yourself!" "What's with you?" "You're nice when you want the company, and snotty when you don't." "You're like a cat." "And what do you care if it's a mess?" "Not like you're ever home!" "I know what this is about." "You really need to move on." "It was months ago!" "Open up." "Go away!" "Come on..." "Who's the one with the dead fish in the tank!" "And I need to move on?" "You, you big..." "Let the de-ass holing begin." "Oh my gosh..." "Alright." "Ready?" "H.L.F.?" "Wait." "Huo Lei Feng." ""Do as comrade Lei Feng did"?" ""Do the right thing, serve the people."" "Back in Chairman Mao's days..." "He's a hero." "Anyway, H.L.F. means Lei Feng incarnate." "Nice." "Let's do this, boss." "How come we can't find trouble when we're looking for it?" "Times are good, the masses are happy." "We need a plan." "We can't just roam the streets." "We should start a blog, those are popular." "Get people to write-in and request our help." "What would you do?" "You do it?" "What would I do?" "Can you afford to?" "It's a rock and a hard place." "Nice fellow like you, getting thrown in with the company of greedy bastards who produce genetically mutated cancer tomatoes." "And then you're just a guy trying to put food on the table." "What does your wife say?" "You haven't told her?" "I don't want her to worry about it." "Money is tight enough as it is." "How much money do you have on you right now?" " Why?" " We can still do this." "You pay, I'll pick." "We'll split halves if it works." "This is so stupid, man." "We're lucky Pang's not home." "This is it." "Tonight's lotto is for a 15 million jackpot..." "Good guess." "We lose the rest." "You're so negative." "Alright this is it." "Here we go." "Not bad, my man." "Four numbers." "We must have won something, right?" "And the last number is..." "Shit." "What did I tell you!" "We won!" "No way!" "We won!" "I can't believe this." "How'd you know?" "You're a genius!" "We did it, I just knew!" "This is so great." "I can finally quit my stupid piece-of-shit job." "Pang's going to be so happy." "This is gonna fix everything." "Not only That..." "Our new operation is fully financed!" "What the..." "I wouldn't go in there for about an hour." "Tell me you see that!" "See what?" "That!" "No." "Where were you?" "Taking my first dump as a multi-millionaire." "What's happening to me?" "Did you... put something in my beer?" "You're acting a little strange, Li." "How many fingers am I holding up?" "Li?" "Yeah that was me." "Li?" "Let's go." "You feeling better today?" "Didn't have any dragonflies visit today." "I have the results from your last test." "I have a few more questions." "Has anything tragic, or very stressful, happened in your life recently?" "Tell him about the dead fish in your tank." "Well, I'm in this situation at work... besides work." "A few months ago, my parents died in a car accident.." "Really?" "Why didn't you say anything man?" "Condolences, buddy." "Anything else?" "Also, a few months ago, my wife had a miscarriage." "She was 4 months pregnant..." "What does this have to do with..." "No man." "Why do you bottle all this shit up?" "This supports my diagnosis." "This is going to be difficult for you to accept." "There is a rare form of mental illness known as "brief psychotic disorder"." "Simply put, it's a short-term illness with psychotic symptoms." "It usually occurs after, or in response to, severe trauma, such as assault, the death of a loved ones, catastrophic events, or major stress in life." "Symptoms usually appear suddenly, often in the form of hallucinations." "What do you mean?" "Are you saying I'm crazy?" "Yes, but not entirely." "You gonna listen to this quack-off?" "Where'd you buy your license from?" "Brief psychotic disorder, BPD usually lasts no more than a few months." "I will give you some meds, it should help deal with the hallucinations." "Bullshit." "Bullshit." "Bullshit." "They always find a way to push the drugs, right?" "Don't listen to this guy, do not believe him Li." "I appreciate it, but will you just go out and have a smoke or something?" "Doctor, are you sure about this?" "Maybe, maybe it was something I ate." "I'm quite certain." "Often, BPD symptoms include disorientation or confusion, delusions of grandeur, and seeing and hearing things that aren't there." "Are you saying" "I've been imagining everything lately?" "Of course not." "Everything you did was real." "The places you went all exist." "You need to deal with this illness, before it gets dangerous." "Here." "Look of this." "I started recording earlier..." "Are you saying I'm crazy?" "Yes, but not entirely." "I appreciate it, but will you just go out and have a smoke or something?" "So what's up, you crazy or what?" "Seems like it." "Really." "You're not gonna get a second opinion?" "No need." "So what now." "Of course I didn't win the jackpot." "So what's it this time?" "I haven't been feeling well." "Wasn't that last week's excuse?" "Let's not play this game, okay?" "I've let your recent absences slide, but don't think you can't be replaced." "What's with the bed head?" "Comb your damn hair." "Boss wants to see you." "If we take care of this problem the company won't forget you." "Now, when we meet with Mr. Wang, don't mention the defective chip..." "He doesn't want to hear about it." "He just wants a chat with you." "Okay, sweetie?" "It's a procedural matter." "At the hearing, just do what you're supposed to do." "Be sure and do your homework." "Don't screw it up." "Don't worry Mr. Wang," "I've made it very clear to Li." "I'm sure he won't let us down." "Done with the old guy, let's go." "We got crime fighting to do!" "From what I've heard, your recent performance hasn't been up to par." "Shape up and focus." "That's it for now." "Finally!" "I thought the old geezer would never shut up." "Sir, would it be possible for me to work from home?" "I'll be able to concentrate better, and less risk of others getting involved." "What do you think?" "Now you're talking." "Yang?" "Perhaps for the time being..." "There'll be fewer distractions." "I'll be calling to check in." "Come on, what do you..." "Hey Li, is there something wrong with the door?" "Meeting?" "Hi, this is Li Yue." "Li, Pang's husband..." "I can't reach her cell." "What case?" "Ok, no it's fine, never mind." "Where are you?" "Look." "If we're going to be together, there needs to be some changes." "Oh, you're not mad at me anymore?" "No man." "It wasn't you, it was me." "What kind of changes?" "First of all..." "You can't keep coming around when I am with my wife." "In fact, don't talk to me when I'm with other people it makes me look crazy okay?" "Just do me this favor?" "Are you saying we didn't have a good time, the three of us, on Operation Donut?" "Shit!" "You see." "That's what I mean." "Pang must think I'm a freak for talking to myself..." "And in English!" "What?" "No." "Not to mention, seemingly introducing her to that jerk neighbor." "Since obviously you weren't really there." "Just, follow the new rule." "Fine." "Good." "Done." "Great." "Ok." "Come here." "I've missed you buddy." "It was more fun hanging with you anyway." "You haven't told Pang about our extra-curricular activities have you?" "No, she wouldn't understand." "She's changed." "Back in the day she probably would have thought this idea first." "Nothing having a kid won't solve." "After the baby... it's just mood swings with her now." "Where'd you get all this footage from?" "Whenever she does an undercover reporting, she has to secretly tape her interviews to keep as evidence." "She's got more balls than you do." "Yeah, worries the hell out of me." "But she loves her work." "The key is to capture every detail of the illegal activity on camera, otherwise the station can't broadcast the story." "So what case are you looking for?" "The root of my marital troubles." "I've got you somewhere..." "Our first mission." "What took you so long?" "His secretary's got a friggin' big bladder." "Let's do it." "We don't keep cash of the office." "Take my wallet." "We don't want your money." "We have other plans for you." "Take off your clothes!" "Keep crawling until you're ready to talk, diaper man." "Who are you?" "Why are you doing this?" "Yes." "Think." "Why?" "You want cash, how much do you want?" "I got the safe in the bathroom." "Non-sequential bills." "You're not listening." "I don't want your blood money." "The sooner you cooperate, the sooner this'll be over." "My secretary will be back in a minute." "Don't worry..." "We..." "Took care of your secretary." "What have you done to her?" "Wait here." ""We took care of your secretary."" "Hurry up!" "He's gonna leave." "Where do you think you are going?" "Answer the question!" "What question, you fucking psycho!" "You think you gonna get away with this?" "You know who I am!" "I'm gonna hunt you down and chop you up and serve you like a Mongolian beef." "Do not threaten me, you bastard!" "Maybe this will help you remember." "Drink it." "Drink it!" "Now why would you spit out your own product?" "You worried about malnutrition too?" "So this is what this is all about." "That's bullshit." "Folic acid." "Essential to nourishment and growth of the baby during pregnancy." "Hey, isn't that your assembly line?" "Let's see what they're doing shall we?" "When do you put in the folic acid?" "We don't." "These are all the ingredients." "What are these?" "Sugar and corn powder." "That's odd." "Folic acid supplement without any folic acid in it." "How does this get past regulators?" "That's not my business." "You don't have any proof, you freak." "This is one of the things that can happen to a fetus when its mother takes your fake vitamins." "Like I said, you have no proof." "This was my baby boy." "After the miscarriage, doctors did extensive tests." "And concluded that my wife did not have enough folic acid in her body." "Investigations were made and of least 3 other similar cases were found with women who also took your product." "What do you want from me?" "Why do you pick on me?" "Just because I run this joint-venture you think I'm an easy shake-down?" "You better go and talk to my Chinese colleagues, they're..." "I could care less where your company is." "You're in charge here, so I hold you responsible." "Did you really think you guys can get away with it in the end?" "I want you to tell me to my face..." "Tell me you did this just so you greedy pricks could make a few extra bucks." "Admit it!" "How do I know you won't shoot me either way?" "That depends on whether I think you're telling the truth or not." "5 4" "That's not a real gun." "You really want to find out?" "3 2" "No no, alright!" "Stop!" "We left out the folic acid." "But we never put in any harmful ingredients." "How did you get past the government regulators?" "We switched it out a few months after it was initially approved." "Okay?" "You happy now?" "Say goodbye." "What?" "You said you wouldn't..." "Sucks when you're been lied to." "Think we went overboard with your diaper idea?" "No, it was great." "Check it out." "Do not threaten me, you bastard!" "Awesome." "Chief." "Remember that folic acid case Pang was investigating?" "What about it?" "We didn't touch anything." "As soon as we saw him we contacted you." "The guy locked me in the bathroom!" "Find that son-of-a-bitch!" "It's the chief." "Maternity products." "His name was Richard." "You transferred me to another case remember?" "Really?" "Look at that." "Undercover reporting and anonymous tipster prompt arrests." "There's nothing about us." "As long as it gets the job done." "Our tape can't be submitted as evidence, but it prompted the cops what to look for." "For a few bucks you can stop aging and ovoid cancer..." "Dear old people." "Do not fall for this scum." "If it were a miracle drug as they claim, it wouldn't be sold on the streets by sketchy guys." "Please leave a message after the beep." "Hello." "Are you home?" "Your phone's always off..." "Chuck and Li's next superhero mission to fight corruption..." "That is definitely tainted tofu." "You know they say Pluto is no longer considered a planet?" "How weird is that." "I mean, you go through your whole life knowing it's a planet in our solar system." "And then they tell you "sorry, wrong info"." "Yeah, well, if a planet can disappear, what does that tell you?" "Experts don't know shit about shit." "These guys are putting formaldehyde in the tofu as a preservative." "Don't get too close." "Are you sure this snitch's reliable?" "Worry, your wife's notes were very thorough." "Are you sure about the location?" "It's there man." "I had to load half of it in there." "Before they screwed me out of my cut." "Yo." "A little light pal?" "Tell that snake to get lost... before we beat his boney ass to a pulp and feed him to the cops." "You heard him, get lost." "Before we beat your boney ass to a pulp skin you and feed you to the cops." "You do not want to piss off my buddy here." "Ready?" "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Don't be a pussy, alright?" "You know this is the right thing to do." "We gotta make sure that no more of this shit gets into the markets." "Come on!" "Alright." "Do it." "Do you think formaldehyde is flammable?" "Welcome." "Fill it up?" "Just give me a hundred." "Never mind, make it fifty." "I'm currently on location of the explosion." "You can see there is blown up tofu everywhere." "According to police, this was an illegal storage facility." "It appears to have been used to make the tainted tofu." "The crime scene has now been sealed off." "Though the reason for the explosion is still unclear, but police have arrested a group that may be responsible for the bad tofu..." "Alright let's see, what other cases..." "Insurance scams..." "Faulty construction..." "Fake Viagra?" "Now that's really cruel." "You know, we should go global." "We should go to countries like the United States or Belgium..." "Do you speak French?" "Fighting corrupt companies all over the world." "Hey Brazil, we could go there, might be fun." "They have carnival." "Stop!" "Wait." "What's your problem?" "Let go!" "Can't you wait for him?" "I'm in a hurry." "Move." "I said wait!" "What are you doing?" "Go ahead." "Crazy jerk." "Tofu?" "Where's this from?" "Who the hell are you." "I'm asking one more time..." "More shit tofu." "I stole it!" "We made it, ok?" "Keep it up, I'll call the cops." "I said stop!" "What's going on?" "Look you so long?" "This asshole's harassing me." "Where'd you get this tofu from?" "What's it to you?" "Please!" "You think we don't know what your cargo's mixed with?" "You crazy son-of-a-bitch!" "You added formaldehyde didn't you?" "I can smell it!" "I added what?" "I'm calling the cops." "It is formaldehyde!" "Enough Li, toss that shit!" "Call the cops!" "Pay up!" "Give my tofu back!" "Stop hitting me..." "Give me my Tofu!" "Where you going?" "Come back!" "Way to go kid." "He's still in the hospital." "You did a nice number on his right eye." "So until I hear back from the doctors, you're not going anywhere." "I didn't mean to." "What were you thinking?" "Trouble-maker." "What were you doing tofu fighting?" "You know what, if it turns out you seriously injured him, like if he is blinded, the rest of your days will be just as dark." "His tofu was tainted!" "And you know that because...?" "You had a mini-lab kit in your pocket?" "If you suspect something is wrong, you call the relevant authorities." "There's a hotline." "Even a reward if your tip leads to a conviction!" "Of course, we don't do it for the reward." "Don't be stupid." "Next time use your head." "You get me?" "Can you please analyze the tofu?" "Please?" "No messing around." "Ma'am, I was told to ask for Mr. Lin." "I'm Li Yue's wife." "Officer Lin, Li's wife is here." "You're lucky the vendor's injuries were minor." "Your wife's here, you're free to go." "I had the tofu analyzed, there were no illegal additives." "Listen kid, just because there are rotten apples, doesn't mean all are." "Sorry for the trouble." "Tell him that." "Go see if your wife brought enough money to pay for the guy's medical bills, and that cart of tofu, all over the street." "Are you alright?" "Sign these." "Your husband doesn't seem to be doing too well." "Bring them out." "I'm very sorry." "Sorry." "So thin?" "Are they kidding?" "Enough!" "Let's call it a day." "I'm sorry." "I take pride in what I do." "Have a bite." "Thanks." "What's gotten into you?" "I cut my trip short to come back, can you say something?" "Are you tired of me?" "Don't be ridiculous." "Then why are you so distant?" "I'm not." "What makes you think his tofu was tainted?" "Do you even know what formaldehyde is?" "Misunderstanding." "The bank called about our house and car payments." "What if we sell the car?" "I have to check in at the office." "I'll drop you off at home first." "What." "You don't exist go away!" "Come on man that's not a nice thing to say." "I mean it." "I need to get well." "You're being a jerk." "Just open up." "We have important things to do, don't run away from your responsibilities." "This is me being responsible." "Just leave me alone!" "Come on now those things have side-effects." "You take those pills, and you'll end up a retard." "They use those pills to tranquilize elephants for Christ's sake!" "Don't make me take these." "You'll be gone so fast." "No okay!" "I'll leave." "No I won't What do I care." "Take the pills." "Don't blame me if your dick falls off." "You idiot!" "Okay fine!" "I'm not supposed to tell you this, Li..." "You're not crazy, okay?" "And I can prove it." "You are not crazy." "The truth is I was sent here to protect you." "You've been having problems in your life..." "I'm actually, your guardian angel." "Alright you're happy now?" "They're gonna kick me out of heaven for telling you this." "I'll be seeing you again real soon." "What's going on with you?" "Come have something to eat." "Sleep..." "leave me alone." "Please." "What banana?" "What're you spacing about?" "You high?" "I don't want to hear about bananas and tofu." "Are you kidding me?" "Why would you spit out your own product?" "Are you kidding me?" "You worried about malnutrition too?" "You worry about malnutrition too?" "Drink it!" "Did you check?" "Not looking good for you buddy." "What's your wife up to?" "She'd rather hang out with her co-worker." "You are really losing her, man." "Shut!" "Up!" "Everybody!" "Oh, what are you going to do?" "The whole ignore-me thing?" "Well, can you blame her?" "Not like you're exactly there for her... mentally." "Alright, you know what, this is cool this is good, because superheroes can't have lasting relationships." "It's not conducive to crime fighting." "Get lost!" "You think you have it bad, try floating around in your own shit everyday." "That's bad." "Hey little guy." "When are you going to face your problems?" "A philosophizing dead fish." "Snap out of it and grow up." "Only you can clean up your own mess." "What the, shit." "Going out and having fun without me now?" "Will you just go?" "No way I got to see this." "Look of you, all dressed up fancy and shit." "It's too late though, she doesn't care for you anymore." "Thanks, it's none of your business." "Oh, sorry." "She is looking fine tonight." "Sorry, had to go home and change." "So what's the occasion?" "He's just trying to get back..." "Can't a husband take his wife to a nice dinner?" "We haven't been here in ages, bit pricey, isn't it?" "You bum, it's a waste of money." "You already married the girl, not like you have to impress her anymore." "Don't worry about it." "Just wanted us to have some... alone-time." "What?" "I know I've been acting strange, and maybe distant..." "My recent behavior..." "Where do I start." "There's a reason I may have seemed strange, these last few weeks..." "Honey, can we order first?" "Of course, sorry." "My stomach hurts." "What's wrong, are you okay?" "You want me to get some medicine?" "No use." "I'll go buy some." "It's okay." "I have Wei De Shu." "Helps the stomach." "No "Shu" will help." "It's that time of the month, ok?" "what did you just say?" "Why are guys so dense?" "Do we have to spell it out every time?" "No, no!" "The other thing you said." "What thing?" "Can you see him?" "Who, the chimney over here?" "How can you see him?" "Li..." "You know why." "Impossible." "I told you it was no use." "Poor guy, took him long enough." "What the hell is going on!" "She doesn't exist pal." "You don't have a wife." "You're lying." "Silly boy." "You're lying!" "What's the problem, we still got each other." "Bros before hoes right?" "Go to hell, you're lying!" "I'm lying?" "She must be on assignment." "Curious how your mind plays tricks so things make sense to you, isn't it." "Are you trying to get yourself killed?" "Are you alright?" "I had a green light..." "So it's not my fault." "Hello my friend." "Call me when you're ready." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Hey Li" "I'm right here." "Why don't you look for me?" "Come here." "What's your problem!" "What the fuck, man!" "What are you doing?" "She is real." "See." "Are you sure about that?" "And what do you care?" "Weren't we having more fun?" "See?" "I love you Mr. Li." "So I lied, so what?" "She's real, doesn't love you anymore, some difference!" "She does, I can feel it in my heart." "I know it!" "Let's ask her then." "I used to love you." "But after I lost the baby, you turned info a son-of-a-bitch." "This marriage was dead long ago and you know it." "I hope I'm around to see that high and mighty face when your company announces a recall of its crappy product to all those poor and crying customers." "Why am I even talking to you guys." "Get out of my head!" "I saved your life." "This is the thanks I get?" "I thought we were bros." "And I'll always remember you for that." "The doctors said I can't will you away but... maybe you'll be different?" "You try living with on expiration date of a couple of months." "So no more superhero assignments?" "Come on, we'd have so much fun." "Daddy's sleeping." "Poor daddy works so hard to put food on the table." "Look of his dirty socks on the floor again." "Let's teach him a lesson, shall we?" "This is your temporary home." "Cramped." "Don't worry, you'll soon be living out here with us." "This is your new room." "Do you like it?" "We're going to have so much fun together." "Tomorrow, mommy's going to the doctor to see how you're doing." "Always remember mommy and daddy love you." "We can't wait to see you, baby." "Thanks." "Hey gorgeous, need a ride?" "Depends on where we are going?" "How about my place?" "It's close-by." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Why did you hide your problem from me?" "I wanted to tell you..." "How did you find out?" "You forget what I do for a living?" "I checked all the hospitals, friend at work called me last night and confirmed." "The folic acid case in the news, that was you right?" "I'm so sorry, for not being there for you after the baby." "I just..." "I shut down, you know?" "Our baby meant so much to me..." "I know maybe it didn't seem like it, but I..." "I know." "Promise me, you'll never keep things from me again." "I already lost a baby," "I don't want to lose you too." "From now on, total communication." "Total communication." "Hello?" "Yes, almost there." "Understood." "What's up?" "Boss wants you to head back to the office, now." "What about the hearing?" "Didn't say." "I will tell them the truth." "And what is that?" "DWE-2000 has a glitch in the chipset." "It's not ready for production." "I was going to give you this after the hearing." ""resignation"" "Why didn't you bring This up sooner?" "I did." "I told my supervisor." "When did you tell Yang?" "Right after I found out." "Didn't she...?" "But she said Mr. Wong knew." "I had to be sure for myself if you were involved in trying to cover this up." "You can thank Sun Biao here..." "He uncovered what was going on." "The hearing is cancelled." "Yang has been fired." "Sun Biao will take over her duties." "We'll just have to fix the problem first." "What's this?" "You want to quit?" "You know what?" "Pretend you never saw this." "Ok?" "It'll still be the same..." "Bros." "H.L.F. to the end." "So what are you gonna do?" "Not sure." "You?"