"The story so far" "Stay here if you don't want to die." "Boss!" "I'll kill you if my boss is dead." "Ask me anything." "Can you hide me from the police for a while?" "I don't know when I die in the yakuza business." "That's why I don't want to eat crappy food." "Delicious!" "Sorry." "Breakfast is waiting for me!" "What's this?" "Trick your girlfriend into thinking that you're the best boyfriend..." "Don't touch without asking me!" "Hey." "I give you a much better one." "A gang member in Mexico gave me this." "This is tequila mixed with a powder of King Cobra and an extract of testes of fur seal." "If you make her drink this, you can make love with her all night long." "Hino-san, I don't want to just make love with her." "I want to be tied together by love." "What?" "I don't want to be a drugging-robbery." "I want to be attracted to each other and make love." "Don't tell me that you're a cherry boy." "What?" "You're a cherry boy, aren't you?" "No comment." "You just admitted it, didn't you?" "But once I almost lost my virginity." "What does ALMOST mean?" "It means that when she came here, I held her and..." "Show me." "I asked her, "Are you sure?" and" "Hey!" "Stop that before I lose my appetite." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me!" "Bring 4 glasses of beer!" "Certainly." "Hey, I haven't finished this yet." "Don't worry, it's my treat tonight." "Haruna, you look different and are in a great mood today." "I bet that you did very well in a job interview today, didn't you?" "A job interview for the fashion magazine?" "Yes, I did." "Hello!" "We somehow see regularly." "Who are you...?" "Ah, because we don't wear our uniform today, you don't recognize us." "I'm Ushio and Toriyama." "Do you like Yakitori (Charcoal grilled skewered chicken) in this restaurant too?" "I think that their Yakitori is a masterpiece." "Have some." "Thank you." "By any chance, did you remove Yakitori off the skewer?" "Yes, I did." "What?" "Don't you do that?" "Listen, there's a reason to put Yakitori on skewers." "Without being on skewer, you can't have real taste." "I think it's better this way so that we can eat a variety of Yakitori and it's easy to share." "Right?" "Maybe..." "How about Negima (chicken with leeks)?" "Somebody may be able to eat only leeks..." "Shut up, Baldie!" "Porky!" "Cow!" "Chicken!" "Cow, chicken...?" "Please forgive her." "She is very drunk." "You, the dog of State Power!" "Ouch!" "You're hurting me!" "Haruna, you're too drunk!" "Listen, a crime is taking place somewhere at this moment!" "You have more important things to worry about than Yakitori!" "I'm really sorry." "Please don't get drunk and disorderly." "I'm sorry." "She is fine." "Go and arrest criminals!" "You, Tax thief!" "May I have a bill?" "Certainly." "I'll pay for them too." "Certainly." "Otoko Meshi" "Episode 6, An excellent Napolitan style pasta without pasta noodle" "Napolitan=Japanese spaghetti dish with tomato ketchup" "I checked out the info that Tamai gave us at the head office." "It's not a bogus info." "What?" "Don't touch my breast!" "Haruna?" "Let's go to the next bar!" "Why don't you come with us?" "Haruna, this is just a machine." "He doesn't go with you." "Really?" "Haruna, why don't you go home?" "Ah, why don't we drink more at your place?" "It's not a good idea since my uncle is there." "Your uncle can join us." "We can ask him to make beer snacks." "No." "Somebody!" "Here's a hot chick." "Please take me!" "Hey!" "My measurements are from bast 80..." "And I wear..." "All right!" "Can I go to your place?" "All right." "Yahoo!" "Let's go." "Watch your steps." "Did you see my underwear?" "No, I didn't." "You're such a dirty man, Ryota!" "Uncle!" "I missed a chance..." "What?" "Bang!" "Quiet, please." "I'm home." "I'm home too!" "Hey!" "What?" "Where is your uncle?" "They may have gone out." "That means..." "We're all alone, You and I." "We're all alone..." "Cheers!" "Cheers." "Delicious." "Excuse me." "I'll be back." "Skip the chapter for dating and go to the chapter for inviting her to my place." ""Body touching is the magic for breaking down her barrier"" ""Open her love entrance by an indirect kiss"" "What?" "Nothing." "What?" "Ryota, you're actually a macho man." "See?" "I have a skin pouch under arm." "Can you feel it?" ""Body touching is the magic for breaking down her barrier"" "Yes, I can." "Hey, may I sip your beer?" ""Open her love entrance by an indirect kiss"" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "The Author of Love trick master" "The interview with Love illusion Kagawa!" "I want to advice people who are nervous about love that you should do metamorphose." "Well, what do you mean?" "Well, I mean that I want them to make love.." "What?" "I say, let's make love..." "What?" "I say, let's make love!" "What the hell is this?" "No idea." "Why don't you make love with her?" "Do now!" "What?" "Haruna, I've always..." "What's wrong with you?" "Sorry." "I'm soaked." "Can I use a shower?" "A shower?" "Ace of hearts is in front of you." "No way!" "I don't know when Yanagiba comes back." "Patient, Ryota!" "Excuse me." "Yes." "Go to the entrance now." "The entrance?" "There should be a piece of paper sticking in an entrance door." "I'll check it now." "I found it." "Read out." "Well...0 to the left, 3 to the right, 0 to the left, 3 to the right," "Hey, which one is a shampoo?" "Right or Left?" "It's right." "All right." "Right?" "Ah, 5 to the left." "Is anybody with you?" "What?" "No, nobody is here." "I see." "We may not be able to come back tonight." "5 to the left." "It's open." "They won't come back..." "Kagawa-san, I'll make love with her tonight!" "I'll do my best." "Isn't it too big for you?" "Shinya gave that to me." "Ah, I feel better." "Was I drunk?" "But I got sober once I took a shower." "I see." "I'm getting hungry." "I want to eat pasta." "Let's cook." "This is fine." "This is fine." "May I have a drink?" "Go ahead." "What kind of drink is this?" "What?" "Ah, don't!" "Is this liquor?" "It's very strong." "If you make her drink this, she wants to make love with you instantly." "How do you feel?" "I don't hate the taste." "How do you feel?" "I feel fine." "I see." "Of course, nothing happened." "It'll be done soon." "Do you like Napolitan style spaghetti?" "We shouldn't do this." "Don't worry, it's just making love." "We shouldn't!" "Haruna is my very important person." "I want to do this in an approved manner." "What?" "What's wrong?" "Damn, you!" "You, a damn cherry boy!" "Wait!" "Even though you kept lining up nice words, you're really a beast!" "Wait!" "I didn't do anything to her!" "Then, why is she crying?" "I have no idea." "What a poor excuse!" "Wait!" "I'm sorry." "What happened?" "I had a job interview today." "I've been reading your magazine monthly and use your magazine as a reference." "If I get a job for this company," "That color was popular last year, wasn't it?" "What?" "And your hair style and make-up were popular 2 years ago, right?" "Do you really read our magazine monthly?" "Well..." "You have no interested in fashion, right?" "I can tell immediately that you have no fashion sense by how you dress." "That should be enough." "I don't care." "Her true colors would begin to show once she started working." "Even though trying to put a gloss on you, you're a fake." "I hate your fake smile!" "What a bitch!" "She totally puts pressure on you." "But she was right." "I always put a gloss on me when I went to a job interview." "So, every company should have detected my true nature." "I felt miserable." "Ryota, I'm sorry for causing a trouble." "I'm fine." "I'm going home." "Wait." "What the hell is this?" "I requested him pasta." "But I knocked over a pot." "We have no more pasta." "Let's cook!" "Napolitan style chow mein" "Grated potato soup" "Where you did find pasta noodle?" "Try it." "I'm going to enjoy eating this." "I'm going to enjoy eating this." "I'm going to enjoy eating this." "Delicious!" "It's really yummy." "This is the best pasta I've ever had." "Noodle has a nice tomato flavor, and noodle itself has nice al dente texture like fresh pasta." "What kind of noodle is this?" "This is chow mein noodle." "(chow mein=Chinese fried noodle)" "Chow mein noodle?" "!" "I use chow mein noodle not because we don't have any pasta, but because chow mein goes well with Napolitan style pasta." "I see." "Since it's precooked, you don't have to boil it." "All you need is a pan." "And it doesn't take long to cook." "Since chow mein is also fresh noodle, it has a nice chewy texture, and is easy to mix with tomato sauce than dried pasta." "Try adding chili oil." "Chili oil changes the flavor and adds richness." "This soup goes very well with Napolitan style pasta." "It's very mild." "Is this potage soup?" "I should have used a food processor." "But since we don't have it, I grated onions and potatoes." "How did you make this thickness?" "The starch in potatoes makes thickness." "I've never knew that chow mein became Napolitan style pasta." "This isn't a real pasta dish after all." "What?" "But a fake can be anything depending on how you make." "Uncle is right." "Haruka, you should have more confidence and..." "Don't be so bossy, a damn cherry boy!" "What?" "Ryota, are you a cherry boy?" "No, I'm not!" "It was very close..." "Like our kiss that we almost did." "Hey!" "Stop that before I lose my appetite." "I'm sorry." "It's delicious, isn't it?" "Yes." "It was very strong liquor." "I can't remember anything before dinner." "What?" "Don't you remember anything?" "Almost nothing." "Except you told me that I was your very important person." "Ah...that was because I was drunk too..." "I was happy to hear that." "Thank you." "Are they gone?" "Yes." "It's from Tamai." "Time has come." "We're almost there." "We're close to reaching the end." "What the hell?" "Who ate my pudding?" "Not me." "Did you?" "I have no idea." "Don't tell me you didn't eat." "Hino..." "What the hell is this?" "!" "We have potatoes." "So, buy pork, honey and habanero pepper." "Oh, and PUDDING!" "Forgive me!"