"You got something for an old lady?" "Well, give it to me." "The crystal has traveled thousands of Miles through the pyrenees mountains and the Congo." "There have been many risks." "I put a great value on my life." "Give it to me." "Where the rest you filthy old hag?" "No one cheats me." "You should learn to respect your elders." "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" "Oo..." "Woo hoo, woo hoo." "Ah, what a warm roof for the homeless will do." "Business before pleasure, my pets." "The last of the crystals of the ancient druid priests." "At last my years of searching are finally over." "Haven't I told you never to touch without asking?" "Each crystal has a power of its own but the ultimate power belongs to whoever can fuse all the crystals into one." "How are you going to do it, Tiger Eye?" "It takes temperatures greater than the sun." "I don't get it." "How are you going to go there?" "When genetics gave you that gorgeous body," "I guess something had to be missing." "The answer is right here in our own backyard." "Superboy." "Yes, that's right; he could do it with his heat vision." "Yes and I have studied that gorgeous hunk of man." "But come on, you could never get Superboy to help you." "Denny, you talk too much." "Now, we're just going to have to do something about that, aren't we?" "Poor, poor Denny." "Now...back to the fun." "How am I to my plan to get this gorgeous Superboy to do my bidding?" "All I need is this Lana Lang girl to do it." "And..." "Superboy is mine." "Lana?" "Listen, I know you probably think that I'm not really interested in art and the only reason I'm doing this is to see all the foxy models posing in the buff, but it's not true." "Well, I believe anyone can experience an artistic awakening and learn to really appreciate the beauty in life." "Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it, it's the awakening thing." "That's why I transferred from meteorology to life drawing." "Andy, you're gonna love it." "The human body is a beautiful thing." "Absolutely." "Have you ever seen such a body so perfectly sculpted?" "Look at those supple muscles." "Aren't you inspired?" "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Um, listen, Lana, just between you and me you know artist to artist when do you think we'll draw females?" "Oh, didn't I tell you?" "That's next semester." "Oh." "Nice work." "Oh!" "I didn't mean to startle you." "What are you doing here?" "I need to ask you a favor." "I was wondering if you could cover my history class for me?" "I'm not going to be able to make it." "I have to cover that museum opening that Superboy's gonna be at." "I'll see you guys later." "Bye." "See ya." "This is the third time in two weeks I've covered for you so you could go out and do a story on Superboy." "I really appreciate it." "Clark, you're hopeless." "What am I gonna do with you?" "Excuse me, I'd like to talk to you." "Me?" "Oh, ah, oh, sure I'd like to talk to you, too." "Bye, Clark." "All right, now let's just get out of these clothes." "The students are waiting." "Come on." "But you don't understand!" "Oh, relax." "You'll get used to everybody watching you naked." "Uh, Lana, where are you going?" "She has a date with me." "Yeah, I have a date with him." "What about your midterm?" "Why don't we get rid of him?" "Okay, bye-bye." "But..." "Ah!" "Oh, he go swoosh." "Excuse me." "Clark?" "Look out for the car!" "Clark, are you okay?" "Yeah, yeah, just a few bruises." "Under the trance she told us this Clark Kent guy knows how to contact Superboy." "She gave us Kent's number." "Where am I?" "My, my, my, what a pretty young thing." "Too bad you're not going to grow up to be old." "I don't know what it is you want but when Superboy finds out I'm missing he'll come after you." "Yes, he will won't he?" "Especially since I intend to extend him a personal invitation." "What are you talking about?" "Oh, we are curious aren't we?" "I'm going to ask Superboy to do me a little itty bitty favor." "Oh, no." "You're not gonna use me as bait." "I already have." "You know, you remind me a lot of me when I was your age." "Feisty with a temperament like a, like a snake." "Yes, yes, a snake." "It would be very, very fitting." "What are you doing?" "My, how I love cold slithery wicked things." "Clark, she hasn't called or anything." "I'm worried." "Hello." "Clark?" "Lana!" "You've got to help." "Where are you?" "Are you all right?" "Where is she?" "I'm in trouble, Clark." "I got away from them long enough to call." "You've got to find Superboy." "I'm in an underground lab beneath the Old Industrial Park." "Under the old kenson building, I know where that is." "Don't worry, Lana." "I'll find him." "What?" "Andy, you stay here in case she calls back." "Wait, I'm coming with..." "What's with this door?" "Ow, oh, ow!" "Whoa!" "Okay, all right." "Hah!" "Aw, not hungry?" "Guess you still prefer filet mignon, huh?" "Ah!" "Oo hoo." "Oo hoo." "Hmm." "Where's Lana?" "How impatient you are, Superboy." "Come on, Lana." "Come and say hello to your hero." "Yes." "I think you two should meet again." "Snake, this is Superboy." "Superboy, this is snake." "What is this some kind of joke?" "No, no, no joke." "This is a snake and her name is Lana Lang." "Not as attractive as she once was but she'll make a wonderful pet." "How could you turn Lana into a snake?" "Oh, it's very simple if you have the answers." "And the crystal." "Now...do you believe me?" "What do you want from me?" "I want you to do a very simple task." "I need you to fuse all the crystals together into one." "Not a chance." "Now, this is acid." "Don't make me do something that you'll regret." "Please, fuse them?" "Fuse them." "For centuries the great alchemists have sought to create the greatest most powerful crystal of all." "They always failed." "But now, thanks to you, Superboy, it belongs to me." "Maybe not." "Now, you appreciate power, Superboy." "You can realize why only you remain a threat to me." "Go ahead, Tiger Eye, finish him off!" "No, I think you need to go back to the way you were." "I thought you needed me." "Need?" "I need no one now." "I'll miss him." "You're a man of power." "I'm a woman of passion." "Together we can rule the world." "Join me, Superboy." "Forget it." "You can't resist." "After all, it was your power that created the crystal." "Come on, join me." "Come with me, Superboy." "I'm yours, Tiger Eye." "Let's go somewhere remote, somewhere we can plan our conquest of the world." "I know a place near Shuster Gardens." "Let's fly there together." "Lana?" "Hi, Lana, it's just me." "Okay, come on, babe." "We gotta get out of here." "Oo..." "You never really hugged me like that when you were a girl did you?" "Appreciate the affection but just go out with me when this is all done." "Well, let's get to the park." "Oo, you do know how to please a girl." "I don't know how we're going to help, Superboy." "You're a snake." "And I've only got a C average." "The park, pull over." "Ordinary coal..." "Is now a diamond." "Oo, how nice and so simple." "What do we have here?" "Serpent in our garden?" "Superboy is mine now." "It's now or never, Superboy." "Snap out of it, Superboy." "It's mine." "We've got to stop her!" "This little romance is over, Tiger Eye." "I don't think so." "You have a strange way of showing affection." "Well, you know what they say about a woman scorned." "You had your chance." "My heart is turned to ice and so will you." "Well, good-bye, my love." "Parting is such sweet sorrow." "Superboy, catch!" "There's no telling what those new crystals'll do." "I just hope there's a way to bring Lana back." "All right, Superboy, that must have broken the spell!" "No!" "All my crystals!" "No!" "Wow." "I guess those new crystals did that to her." "At least she's still alive." "Hey, isn't that that guy that she turned into a vulture?" "They're together now." "I'd better dispose of these." "Well, Lana, what did it feel like to be a snake?" "Probably no different than being" "Andy McAlister." "Captioned by Grant Brown"