"Previously on "Felicity"," "Previously on "Felicity"," "Previously on "Felicity"," " I'm leaving today." " Today?" "." " I'm leaving today." " Today?" "." " I'm leaving today." " Today?" "." "Look, whatever we are, I love what we are." "Look, whatever we are, I love what we are." "Look, whatever we are, I love what we are." "We can figure it out in January." "We can figure it out in January." "We can figure it out in January." " Do you still wanna share a cab?" "." " I'm not going back." " Do you still wanna share a cab?" "." " I'm not going back." " Do you still wanna share a cab?" "." " I'm not going back." " I'll just see you when I get back." " OK." "You have fun." " I'll just see you when I get back." " OK." "You have fun." " I'll just see you when I get back." " OK." "You have fun." " Bye," " Bye." " Bye," " Bye." " Bye," " Bye." "Dear Sally." "For the first two weeks being back in California was great." "Dear Sally." "For the first two weeks being back in California was great." "Dear Sally." "For the first two weeks being back in California was great." "I was happy to see my parents and they were happy to see me." "I was happy to see my parents and they were happy to see me." "I was happy to see my parents and they were happy to see me." "But then it happened." "But then it happened." "But then it happened." "I got this pang." "I got this pang." "I got this pang." "You know, this need to get back to New York." "You know, this need to get back to New York." "You know, this need to get back to New York." "Because that's where my life is." "Because that's where my life is." "Because that's where my life is." "I needed to go home, for a couple of reasons." "I needed to go home, for a couple of reasons." "I needed to go home, for a couple of reasons." "Actually, one in particular." "Actually, one in particular." "Actually, one in particular." "It's our room and it's not godforsaken." "It's our room and it's not godforsaken." "It's our room and it's not godforsaken." " It's a fire hazard." " It's brown." " It's a fire hazard." " It's brown." " It's a fire hazard." " It's brown." "I keep my Christmas trees until February." "It's good luck." "I keep my Christmas trees until February." "It's good luck." "I keep my Christmas trees until February." "It's good luck." "Not with me as your roommate." "Not with me as your roommate." "Not with me as your roommate." " He's right." "I'm tossing this tree." " Thank you." " He's right." "I'm tossing this tree." " Thank you." " He's right." "I'm tossing this tree." " Thank you." "That puts a hex on me and my family." "That puts a hex on me and my family." "That puts a hex on me and my family." "Fine." "Fine." "Fine." "No bad luck and no fire hazard." "Go." "Peace." "Get out of here." "No bad luck and no fire hazard." "Go." "Peace." "Get out of here." "No bad luck and no fire hazard." "Go." "Peace." "Get out of here." "So that's what you look like." "So that's what you look like." "So that's what you look like." "So... hi." "So... hi." "So... hi." " You have no idea how happy I am..." " I think I do." " You have no idea how happy I am..." " I think I do." " You have no idea how happy I am..." " I think I do." " You smell so good." " Maybe it's the pine." " You smell so good." " Maybe it's the pine." " You smell so good." " Maybe it's the pine." "Let me clear this up." "Let me clear this up." "Let me clear this up." "Wow!" "An iMac." "Wow!" "An iMac." "Wow!" "An iMac." "But this thing is amazing." "It's so fast." "But this thing is amazing." "It's so fast." "But this thing is amazing." "It's so fast." "There's something I have to say." "I was gonna do so on the phone but..." "There's something I have to say." "I was gonna do so on the phone but..." "There's something I have to say." "I was gonna do so on the phone but..." " What is it?" "." " I did a lot of thinking." " What is it?" "." " I did a lot of thinking." " What is it?" "." " I did a lot of thinking." "You don't think we should start dating?" "." "It'll ruin our relationship?" "." "You don't think we should start dating?" "." "It'll ruin our relationship?" "." "You don't think we should start dating?" "." "It'll ruin our relationship?" "." "Or you like me too much and don't want to jeopardise what we have" "Or you like me too much and don't want to jeopardise what we have" "Or you like me too much and don't want to jeopardise what we have with physical intimacy?" "." "with physical intimacy?" "." "with physical intimacy?" "." "You can say any of that stuff to me." "You can say any of that stuff to me." "You can say any of that stuff to me." "I've been preparing for the last four weeks for a speech like that." "I've been preparing for the last four weeks for a speech like that." "I've been preparing for the last four weeks for a speech like that." "No." "I've decided..." "No." "I've decided..." "No." "I've decided... ..you and I should have sex." "..you and I should have sex." "..you and I should have sex." "OK, I know this seems out of the blue." "OK, I know this seems out of the blue." "OK, I know this seems out of the blue." "Like, all of a sudden, bam!" "I want to have sex." "Like, all of a sudden, bam!" "I want to have sex." "Like, all of a sudden, bam!" "I want to have sex." "But really it's something I've been thinking about for a long time," "But really it's something I've been thinking about for a long time," "But really it's something I've been thinking about for a long time," "Ever since I got to college, I've just felt disconnected," "Ever since I got to college, I've just felt disconnected," "Ever since I got to college, I've just felt disconnected," "Like I'm not a part of something," "Like I'm not a part of something," "Like I'm not a part of something," "And I'm pretty certain it's because all people I see," "And I'm pretty certain it's because all people I see," "And I'm pretty certain it's because all people I see, they're doing it, they're doing it, they're doing it," "I mean, they're having sex," "I mean, they're having sex," "I mean, they're having sex," "It happened a thousand times," "It happened a thousand times," "It happened a thousand times," "I'd look at someone and think, "That girl, she has sex"'" "I'd look at someone and think, "That girl, she has sex"'" "I'd look at someone and think, "That girl, she has sex"'" ""And so does she"'" ""And so does she"'" ""And so does she"'" ""He has sex with her"'" ""He has sex with her"'" ""He has sex with her"'" ""Those two definitely have sex, like, all the time"'" ""Those two definitely have sex, like, all the time"'" ""Those two definitely have sex, like, all the time"'" ""All of these people are having sex and I'm not"'" ""All of these people are having sex and I'm not"'" ""All of these people are having sex and I'm not"'" "Yes, I was really impressed with my parents" "Yes, I was really impressed with my parents" "Yes, I was really impressed with my parents when I told them about Zack." "when I told them about Zack." "when I told them about Zack." "They just..." "They actually got it." "They just..." "They actually got it." "They just..." "They actually got it." "They didn't make me feel guilty or anything." "They didn't make me feel guilty or anything." "They didn't make me feel guilty or anything." "And my dad even hugged me, which I could not believe." "And my dad even hugged me, which I could not believe." "And my dad even hugged me, which I could not believe." "That's so great." "That's so great." "That's so great." "Yeah, I know." "You had a good time too, right?" "." "Yeah, I know." "You had a good time too, right?" "." "Yeah, I know." "You had a good time too, right?" "." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Dad still clenches his teeth every time I talk about New York." "Dad still clenches his teeth every time I talk about New York." "Dad still clenches his teeth every time I talk about New York." "But..." "I was really looking forward to getting back." "But..." "I was really looking forward to getting back." "But..." "I was really looking forward to getting back." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Welcome back." "Hey." "Welcome back." "Hey." "Welcome back." "You too." "How was Palo Alto?" "." "You too." "How was Palo Alto?" "." "You too." "How was Palo Alto?" "." " I met your dad." " You did?" "." " I met your dad." " You did?" "." " I met your dad." " You did?" "." "I was getting a Christmas tree." "He was talking to a friend of my dad's." "I was getting a Christmas tree." "He was talking to a friend of my dad's." "I was getting a Christmas tree." "He was talking to a friend of my dad's." " He seemed nice." " He makes a good first impression." " He seemed nice." " He makes a good first impression." " He seemed nice." " He makes a good first impression." " So, what did you end up doing?" "." " I went to Vermont." " So, what did you end up doing?" "." " I went to Vermont." " So, what did you end up doing?" "." " I went to Vermont." "Sean's buddy has a house outside of Stowe." "Sean's buddy has a house outside of Stowe." "Sean's buddy has a house outside of Stowe." "Yeah, it was pretty great." "Yeah, it was pretty great." "Yeah, it was pretty great." " How are you doing?" "." " Great." " How are you doing?" "." " Great." " How are you doing?" "." " Great." "Good." "I'll see you guys after class." "Good." "I'll see you guys after class." "Good." "I'll see you guys after class." "It's weird coming back, isn't it?" "." "It's like we never left." "It's weird coming back, isn't it?" "." "It's like we never left." "It's weird coming back, isn't it?" "." "It's like we never left." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I wanna be clear about yesterday." "Did I hear you correctly?" "." "I wanna be clear about yesterday." "Did I hear you correctly?" "." "I wanna be clear about yesterday." "Did I hear you correctly?" "." "Yeah, you heard me." "Thanks." "Yeah, you heard me." "Thanks." "Yeah, you heard me." "Thanks." "So,..." "when were you thinking about...?" "." "So,..." "when were you thinking about...?" "." "So,..." "when were you thinking about...?" "." "Actually, it would be really great" "Actually, it would be really great" "Actually, it would be really great before we did anything if... you got tested for hiv." "before we did anything if... you got tested for hiv." "before we did anything if... you got tested for hiv." " Absolutely, yeah." " Not that I think you're positive." " Absolutely, yeah." " Not that I think you're positive." " Absolutely, yeah." " Not that I think you're positive." "No." "We have to be safe." "No." "We have to be safe." "No." "We have to be safe." "I would offer to get tested myself except that I've never..." "I would offer to get tested myself except that I've never..." "I would offer to get tested myself except that I've never..." "Say no more." "Say no more." "Say no more." "I don't know if you can tell, but I'm very enthusiastic about this, so..." "I don't know if you can tell, but I'm very enthusiastic about this, so..." "I don't know if you can tell, but I'm very enthusiastic about this, so..." "I'm on top of it." "I'm on top of it." "I'm on top of it." "Whole milk or non-fat?" "." "Whole milk or non-fat?" "." "Whole milk or non-fat?" "." " What's this for?" "." " For being so cute." " What's this for?" "." " For being so cute." " What's this for?" "." " For being so cute." "Alright, spit it out." "Alright, spit it out." "Alright, spit it out." " What?" "." " Whatever you're afraid to tell me." " What?" "." " Whatever you're afraid to tell me." " What?" "." " Whatever you're afraid to tell me." "I'm not afraid to tell you anything." "You gonna open it or what?" "." "I'm not afraid to tell you anything." "You gonna open it or what?" "." "I'm not afraid to tell you anything." "You gonna open it or what?" "." " Wow." " Do you like it?" "." " Wow." " Do you like it?" "." " Wow." " Do you like it?" "." "Yeah, I love it." "Yeah, I love it." "Yeah, I love it." "I knew it." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "." "I knew it." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "." "I knew it." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "." "Yeah, it's so stretchy." "Yeah, it's so stretchy." "Yeah, it's so stretchy." "The minute I saw it, I thought, "That's so Elena"'" "The minute I saw it, I thought, "That's so Elena"'" "The minute I saw it, I thought, "That's so Elena"'" "You were right." "It's... so me." "You were right." "It's... so me." "You were right." "It's... so me." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." " Can't wait for you to wear it." " Neither can l." " Can't wait for you to wear it." " Neither can l." " Can't wait for you to wear it." " Neither can l." "Well, I gotta go." "I'm glad you like it." "Well, I gotta go." "I'm glad you like it." "Well, I gotta go." "I'm glad you like it." "OK." "OK." "OK." "What in the world...?" "." "What in the world...?" "." "What in the world...?" "." "Hey!" "Ben!" "How's it going?" "." "Hey!" "Ben!" "How's it going?" "." "Hey!" "Ben!" "How's it going?" "." "It's good." "How are you?" "." "It's good." "How are you?" "." "It's good." "How are you?" "." "Great." "I just went to the doctor." "Great." "I just went to the doctor." "Great." "I just went to the doctor." "Oh." "Are you OK?" "." "Oh." "Are you OK?" "." "Oh." "Are you OK?" "." "Every indication says I'm fine." "Thanks." "Every indication says I'm fine." "Thanks." "Every indication says I'm fine." "Thanks." " Hey!" " Hi." " Hey!" " Hi." " Hey!" " Hi." "We're having a party at Slater on Friday." "Invite only." "We're having a party at Slater on Friday." "Invite only." "We're having a party at Slater on Friday." "Invite only." "OK." "Thank you very much." "OK." "Thank you very much." "OK." "Thank you very much." " Who was that?" "." " I don't know." "Some sort of party." " Who was that?" "." " I don't know." "Some sort of party." " Who was that?" "." " I don't know." "Some sort of party." "Yesterday that would've really bugged me." "Yesterday that would've really bugged me." "Yesterday that would've really bugged me." " What?" "." " That." " What?" "." " That." " What?" "." " That." "Pretty girl invites you to a party." "I would have hated you." "Pretty girl invites you to a party." "I would have hated you." "Pretty girl invites you to a party." "I would have hated you." "But now... it's amusing." "It doesn't affect me the same way." "But now... it's amusing." "It doesn't affect me the same way." "But now... it's amusing." "It doesn't affect me the same way." "Why?" "." "What happened?" "." "Why?" "." "What happened?" "." "Why?" "." "What happened?" "." "Progress." "Life moving ahead." "Things changing." "Stuff like that." "Progress." "Life moving ahead." "Things changing." "Stuff like that." "Progress." "Life moving ahead." "Things changing." "Stuff like that." " I'll see you." " OK." " I'll see you." " OK." " I'll see you." " OK." "So I decided if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do it right," "So I decided if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do it right," "So I decided if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do it right," "You know what?" "I'm not going to be embarrassed," "You know what?" "I'm not going to be embarrassed," "You know what?" "I'm not going to be embarrassed," "There's no reason why I should feel embarrassed at all," "There's no reason why I should feel embarrassed at all," "There's no reason why I should feel embarrassed at all," "Excuse me, where are your sex books?" "." "Excuse me, where are your sex books?" "." "Excuse me, where are your sex books?" "." "They're right there." "They're right there." "They're right there." "Is this for a class?" "." "Is this for a class?" "." "Is this for a class?" "." "No, I'm buying them for me." "Personal edification." "No, I'm buying them for me." "Personal edification." "No, I'm buying them for me." "Personal edification." "And what specifically were you looking for about sex?" "." "And what specifically were you looking for about sex?" "." "And what specifically were you looking for about sex?" "." "Specifically?" "." "Specifically?" "." "Specifically?" "." "Having it." "Having it." "Having it." "Yeah, I was looking at this one, actually." "Yeah, I was looking at this one, actually." "Yeah, I was looking at this one, actually." "Mars And Venus In The Bedroom," "Mars And Venus In The Bedroom," "Mars And Venus In The Bedroom," "Which sounded perfect but didn't have a lot of pictures." "Which sounded perfect but didn't have a lot of pictures." "Which sounded perfect but didn't have a lot of pictures." "And I'm a very visual person." "And I'm a very visual person." "And I'm a very visual person." "I get very confused when there aren't pictures when they explain things." "I get very confused when there aren't pictures when they explain things." "I get very confused when there aren't pictures when they explain things." " Am I making you uncomfortable?" "." " You're just talking loudly." " Am I making you uncomfortable?" "." " You're just talking loudly." " Am I making you uncomfortable?" "." " You're just talking loudly." "I'm sorry, I didn't..." "I'm sorry, I didn't..." "I'm sorry, I didn't..." "Do you know How Good It Feels?" "Do you know How Good It Feels?" "Do you know How Good It Feels?" "No." "No." "No." "That's kind of the point." "That's kind of the point." "That's kind of the point." " It's a book." " No, I don't have that one." " It's a book." " No, I don't have that one." " It's a book." " No, I don't have that one." "How about... this?" "." "How about... this?" "." "How about... this?" "." "Gimme An O," "Gimme An O," "Gimme An O," "Page 46 is really something." "Page 46 is really something." "Page 46 is really something." "That's all I'm going to say." "That's all I'm going to say." "That's all I'm going to say." "I'll take it." "I'll take it." "I'll take it." " Hey." " Hi." " Hey." " Hi." " Hey." " Hi." " What is this?" "." " That?" "." " What is this?" "." " That?" "." " What is this?" "." " That?" "." "Julie's toothbrush." "Julie's toothbrush." "Julie's toothbrush." "It breaks the no-live-in-girlfriend rule." "It breaks the no-live-in-girlfriend rule." "It breaks the no-live-in-girlfriend rule." "Julie's not my girlfriend." "Julie's not my girlfriend." "Julie's not my girlfriend." "Blue toothbrush says girlfriend." "Blue toothbrush says girlfriend." "Blue toothbrush says girlfriend." "She's had a rough time." "I'm helping her out." "She's had a rough time." "I'm helping her out." "She's had a rough time." "I'm helping her out." "OK, I understand." "She's like a real estate investment." "OK, I understand." "She's like a real estate investment." "OK, I understand." "She's like a real estate investment." "What?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "You know when you buy an inexpensive piece of land?" "." "You know when you buy an inexpensive piece of land?" "." "You know when you buy an inexpensive piece of land?" "." "You know you'll build on it when the value goes up." "You know you'll build on it when the value goes up." "You know you'll build on it when the value goes up." "But you take your time, play it safe," "But you take your time, play it safe," "But you take your time, play it safe, make sure you got the capital, then you build." "make sure you got the capital, then you build." "make sure you got the capital, then you build." "You are crazy." "You are crazy." "You are crazy." "You're investing in the future, which I can do nothing but respect." "You're investing in the future, which I can do nothing but respect." "You're investing in the future, which I can do nothing but respect." "What you respect scares me." "What you respect scares me." "What you respect scares me." " Hey!" " Hi." " Hey!" " Hi." " Hey!" " Hi." " Looking for this?" "." " No." " Looking for this?" "." " No." " Looking for this?" "." " No." " You leaving?" "." " Yes, I am." " You leaving?" "." " Yes, I am." " You leaving?" "." " Yes, I am." " Can I...?" "." " What?" "." " Can I...?" "." " What?" "." " Can I...?" "." " What?" "." " Talk?" "." " Yeah." " Talk?" "." " Yeah." " Talk?" "." " Yeah." "Don't mind me." "Just cos I own the place." "Here." "Don't mind me." "Just cos I own the place." "Here." "Don't mind me." "Just cos I own the place." "Here." " Thank you." " Enjoy that." " Thank you." " Enjoy that." " Thank you." " Enjoy that." "OK, listen." "OK, listen." "OK, listen." "After my counsellor, I think..." "I'm gonna go talk to Felicity." "After my counsellor, I think..." "I'm gonna go talk to Felicity." "After my counsellor, I think..." "I'm gonna go talk to Felicity." "Why?" "." "Why?" "." "Why?" "." "It felt awful, being in class and not saying anything." "It felt awful, being in class and not saying anything." "It felt awful, being in class and not saying anything." "Are you and I not supposed to hang out because it'll hurt Felicity?" "." "Are you and I not supposed to hang out because it'll hurt Felicity?" "." "Are you and I not supposed to hang out because it'll hurt Felicity?" "." " No, that's not it." " Then what is it?" "." " No, that's not it." " Then what is it?" "." " No, that's not it." " Then what is it?" "." "I don't know." "I just..." "I don't know." "I just..." "I don't know." "I just..." "I want to be honest." "I want to be honest." "I want to be honest." "Then tell her." "Then tell her." "Then tell her." "I'm going to." "It's just gonna be really hard." "I'm going to." "It's just gonna be really hard." "I'm going to." "It's just gonna be really hard." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Did I break it?" "." "Did I break it?" "." "Did I break it?" "." "No, I'm the one who dropped it." "No, I'm the one who dropped it." "No, I'm the one who dropped it." "So, it is broken?" "." "So, it is broken?" "." "So, it is broken?" "." "Well,... it's not working." "Well,... it's not working." "Well,... it's not working." "But..." "look at this." "But..." "look at this." "But..." "look at this." "A blood donor card." "A blood donor card." "A blood donor card." "The Red Cross only gives those out to people who are hiv negative." "The Red Cross only gives those out to people who are hiv negative." "The Red Cross only gives those out to people who are hiv negative." "I gave blood last month." "I had zero contact with anybody" "I gave blood last month." "I had zero contact with anybody" "I gave blood last month." "I had zero contact with anybody and I have a card." "and I have a card." "and I have a card." "Medically, I am officially safe-sex material." "Medically, I am officially safe-sex material." "Medically, I am officially safe-sex material." "Wow." "So, when do you want to do this?" "." "Wow." "So, when do you want to do this?" "." "Wow." "So, when do you want to do this?" "." "Now?" "." "Now?" "." "Now?" "." " I don't want to rush it." " No." "OK." " I don't want to rush it." " No." "OK." " I don't want to rush it." " No." "OK." "How about tonight?" "." "How about tonight?" "." "How about tonight?" "." "Lecture." "Lecture." "Lecture." " OK." "Tomorrow?" "." " I got a lab tomorrow." " OK." "Tomorrow?" "." " I got a lab tomorrow." " OK." "T omorrow?" "." " I got a lab tomorrow." "How about Wednesday?" "." "I'm wide open." "How about Wednesday?" "." "I'm wide open." "How about Wednesday?" "." "I'm wide open." "I'm working." "I'm working." "I'm working." "Isn't there someone who can cover for you?" "." "Isn't there someone who can cover for you?" "." "Isn't there someone who can cover for you?" "." "Yeah." "I'm sure I can." "OK." "Yeah." "I'm sure I can." "OK." "Yeah." "I'm sure I can." "OK." "Noel." "Sex." "Noel." "Sex." "Noel." "Sex." "Is eight o'clock OK?" "." "Is eight o'clock OK?" "." "Is eight o'clock OK?" "." "For sex?" "." "Eight o'clock..." "Eight's good." "For sex?" "." "Eight o'clock..." "Eight's good." "For sex?" "." "Eight o'clock..." "Eight's good." " See you then." " Wednesday, eight o'clock." " See you then." " Wednesday, eight o'clock." " See you then." " Wednesday, eight o'clock." "Great." "And... if you need to reschedule, just let me know." "Great." "And... if you need to reschedule, just let me know." "Great." "And... if you need to reschedule, just let me know." "I can pretty much guarantee it won't be a problem." "I can pretty much guarantee it won't be a problem." "I can pretty much guarantee it won't be a problem." "Great." "Great." "Great." "Felicity Porter?" "." "Felicity Porter?" "." "Felicity Porter?" "." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "The Pill is 99 per cent effective when taken correctly," "The Pill is 99 per cent effective when taken correctly," "The Pill is 99 per cent effective when taken correctly, which means one pill every day, at the same time each day." "which means one pill every day, at the same time each day." "which means one pill every day, at the same time each day." "You can start after your next period." "You can start after your next period." "You can start after your next period." "And I use it with condoms?" "." "And I use it with condoms?" "." "And I use it with condoms?" "." "Yes." "The Pill takes a month to become effective." "Yes." "The Pill takes a month to become effective." "Yes." "The Pill takes a month to become effective." "Plus it doesn't protect against sexual diseases." "Plus it doesn't protect against sexual diseases." "Plus it doesn't protect against sexual diseases." "That's right." "You should always use a condom." "That's right." "You should always use a condom." "That's right." "You should always use a condom." "What kind would you like?" "." "What kind would you like?" "." "What kind would you like?" "." "Latex, polyurethane, ribbed, lubricated, mint-flavoured?" "." "Latex, polyurethane, ribbed, lubricated, mint-flavoured?" "." "Latex, polyurethane, ribbed, lubricated, mint-flavoured?" "." "Mint?" "." "Mint?" "." "Mint?" "." "We'll go with the basic latex." "We'll go with the basic latex." "We'll go with the basic latex." "OK." "OK." "OK." "What is that?" "." "I mean, I know what it's supposed to be..." "What is that?" "." "I mean, I know what it's supposed to be..." "What is that?" "." "I mean, I know what it's supposed to be..." "It lets you practise your technique." "It lets you practise your technique." "It lets you practise your technique." "Lots of people get it wrong, but it's very simple." "Lots of people get it wrong, but it's very simple." "Lots of people get it wrong, but it's very simple." "Place the condom over the erect penis," "Place the condom over the erect penis," "Place the condom over the erect penis, holding the tip to remove any air that might be there." "holding the tip to remove any air that might be there." "holding the tip to remove any air that might be there." "You roll said prophylactic down toward the base of the pubis." "You roll said prophylactic down toward the base of the pubis." "You roll said prophylactic down toward the base of the pubis." "You must do this a million times a day." "You must do this a million times a day." "You must do this a million times a day." "Well..." "Well..." "Well..." "It's like when I worked at this ice-cream parlour." "It's like when I worked at this ice-cream parlour." "It's like when I worked at this ice-cream parlour." "I had to scoop ice cream all day." "I had to scoop ice cream all day." "I had to scoop ice cream all day." "At first, it was great" "At first, it was great" "At first, it was great but my mom would say, "Do you want ice cream?" ". "" "but my mom would say, "Do you want ice cream?" ". "" "but my mom would say, "Do you want ice cream?" ". "" "And cos I'd been staring at it all day I was completely sick of it." "And cos I'd been staring at it all day I was completely sick of it." "And cos I'd been staring at it all day I was completely sick of it." "Is it like that at all?" "." "Is it like that at all?" "." "Is it like that at all?" "." "No." "No." "No." "Would you like to try?" "." "Would you like to try?" "." "Would you like to try?" "." "No, that's OK." "No, that's OK." "No, that's OK." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." " Why are you here?" "." " Why are you here?" "." " Why are you here?" "." " Why are you here?" "." " Why are you here?" "." " Why are you here?" "." " I'm seeing my counsellor." "You?" "." " Actually, it's about sex." " I'm seeing my counsellor." "You?" "." " Actually, it's about sex." " I'm seeing my counsellor." "You?" "." " Actually, it's about sex." "What about it?" "." "What about it?" "." "What about it?" "." "I'm gonna have it, with Noel." "I'm gonna have it, with Noel." "I'm gonna have it, with Noel." "I was just in there talking to the Health Services guy." "I was just in there talking to the Health Services guy." "I was just in there talking to the Health Services guy." "You and Noel?" "." "Oh, my God." "That's..." "That's great." "You and Noel?" "." "Oh, my God." "That's..." "That's great." "You and Noel?" "." "Oh, my God." "That's..." "That's great." "Yeah." "You think so?" "." "Yeah." "You think so?" "." "Yeah." "You think so?" "." "Absolutely." "Absolutely." "Absolutely." "Because I felt weird talking to you about it, you know, after..." "Because I felt weird talking to you about it, you know, after..." "Because I felt weird talking to you about it, you know, after..." "Just because I had a bad experience with Zack" "Just because I had a bad experience with Zack" "Just because I had a bad experience with Zack doesn't mean you shouldn't have a great one, doesn't mean you shouldn't have a great one, doesn't mean you shouldn't have a great one," "or that we shouldn't talk about it." "or that we shouldn't talk about it." "or that we shouldn't talk about it." "OK." "OK." "OK." " So this is a big deal." " I know!" " So this is a big deal." " I know!" " So this is a big deal." " I know!" "It's about time." "It's about time." "It's about time." "I'm glad I told you." "It feels terrible not telling you everything." "I'm glad I told you." "It feels terrible not telling you everything." "I'm glad I told you." "It feels terrible not telling you everything." "Yeah, it does." "I'm late for my counsellor." "Yeah, it does." "I'm late for my counsellor." "Yeah, it does." "I'm late for my counsellor." "I have to go." "I have to go." "I have to go." "Should I say congratulations?" "." "Should I say congratulations?" "." "Should I say congratulations?" "." "Yeah, I guess." "Yeah, I guess." "Yeah, I guess." " Congratulations." " Thanks." " Congratulations." " Thanks." " Congratulations." " Thanks." "I've never done a sit-up in my life." "I've never done a sit-up in my life." "I've never done a sit-up in my life." "Except for when I thought I might score." "Except for when I thought I might score." "Except for when I thought I might score." "Which is really so pathetic." "Which is really so pathetic." "Which is really so pathetic." "Yeah, pathetic." "Yeah, pathetic." "Yeah, pathetic." "So, is this guy gonna, you know, be able to help me with my computer?" "." "So, is this guy gonna, you know, be able to help me with my computer?" "." "So, is this guy gonna, you know, be able to help me with my computer?" "." "Definitely." "Definitely." "Definitely." "Not only is he one of the greatest human beings that ever lived," "Not only is he one of the greatest human beings that ever lived," "Not only is he one of the greatest human beings that ever lived, he is an official Apple repair guy." "he is an official Apple repair guy." "he is an official Apple repair guy." "It is a done deal, my friend." "It is a done deal, my friend." "It is a done deal, my friend." "Hey." "Do you have a minute?" "." "Hey." "Do you have a minute?" "." "Hey." "Do you have a minute?" "." "Yeah, sure." "Yeah, sure." "Yeah, sure." "Your tree's dead." "Your tree's dead." "Your tree's dead." "It's not mine." "It's not mine." "It's not mine." "Here." "So, what's up?" "." "Here." "So, what's up?" "." "Here." "So, what's up?" "." "It's about Ben and Felicity." "It's about Ben and Felicity." "It's about Ben and Felicity." "Please tell me you're joking." "Please tell me you're joking." "Please tell me you're joking." "No, not Ben and Felicity together." "No, not Ben and Felicity together." "No, not Ben and Felicity together." "It's me and Ben... and Felicity." "It's me and Ben... and Felicity." "It's me and Ben... and Felicity." "OK, yes or no?" "." "OK, yes or no?" "." "OK, yes or no?" "." "Ben and Felicity are together." "Ben and Felicity are together." "Ben and Felicity are together." " No." " So, you and Ben are together?" "." " No." " So, you and Ben are together?" "." " No." " So, you and Ben are together?" "." " Yes." " Good for you." " Yes." " Good for you." " Yes." " Good for you." "We're not together together, we're just..." "We're hanging out." "We're not together together, we're just..." "We're hanging out." "We're not together together, we're just..." "We're hanging out." "A lot." "A lot." "A lot." "What constitutes a lot?" "." "What constitutes a lot?" "." "What constitutes a lot?" "." " Every night." " That's a lot." " Every night." " That's a lot." " Every night." " That's a lot." "Last semester, when the whole thing happened with Zack," "Last semester, when the whole thing happened with Zack," "Last semester, when the whole thing happened with Zack," "I couldn't sleep." "I couldn't sleep." "I couldn't sleep." "So one night I went over to his place." "So one night I went over to his place." "So one night I went over to his place." "And he was amazing." "He talked to me until I fell asleep." "And he was amazing." "He talked to me until I fell asleep." "And he was amazing." "He talked to me until I fell asleep." "He made me feel..." "I don't know." "He made me feel..." "I don't know." "He made me feel..." "I don't know." "Safe." "Safe." "Safe." "I've been sleeping there ever since." "I've been sleeping there ever since." "I've been sleeping there ever since." "With Ben?" "." "With Ben?" "." "With Ben?" "." "Nothing happens." "We just spend time together." "Nothing happens." "We just spend time together." "Nothing happens." "We just spend time together." "Right." "So, what's the problem?" "." "Right." "So, what's the problem?" "." "Right." "So, what's the problem?" "." "I haven't told Felicity and I think that she'd..." "I haven't told Felicity and I think that she'd..." "I haven't told Felicity and I think that she'd... ..feel it was some sort of betrayal." "..feel it was some sort of betrayal." "..feel it was some sort of betrayal." "She might not." "She might not." "She might not." "I have a pretty good reason to believe Felicity's moved past Ben." "I have a pretty good reason to believe Felicity's moved past Ben." "I have a pretty good reason to believe Felicity's moved past Ben." "I know that she has." "She told me all about you two." "I know that she has." "She told me all about you two." "I know that she has." "She told me all about you two." " She did?" "." " Yes." "She's very excited." " She did?" "." " Yes." "She's very excited." " She did?" "." " Yes." "She's very excited." "Wow." "Wow." "Wow." "No, I'm just..." "I'm worried" "No, I'm just..." "I'm worried" "No, I'm just..." "I'm worried that she'll be mad at me for not telling her that... that she'll be mad at me for not telling her that... that she'll be mad at me for not telling her that..." "..I'm sleeping in Ben's bed." "..I'm sleeping in Ben's bed." "..I'm sleeping in Ben's bed." "Or the two of us went to Vermont for a week over vacation." "Or the two of us went to Vermont for a week over vacation." "Or the two of us went to Vermont for a week over vacation." " And nothing happened?" "." " We went snowshoeing." " And nothing happened?" "." " We went snowshoeing." " And nothing happened?" "." " We went snowshoeing." "If the only thing going on between you and Ben" "If the only thing going on between you and Ben" "If the only thing going on between you and Ben is snowshoeing and sleep, why can't you tell Felicity?" "." "is snowshoeing and sleep, why can't you tell Felicity?" "." "is snowshoeing and sleep, why can't you tell Felicity?" "." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "Can I offer a reason?" "." "Can I offer a reason?" "." "Can I offer a reason?" "." "Maybe it's because something is about to happen." "Maybe it's because something is about to happen." "Maybe it's because something is about to happen." "You're right." "You're right." "You're right." "I have to tell her." "I have to tell her." "I have to tell her." "OK, I'm gonna tell her." "I'm gonna tell her tonight." "OK, I'm gonna tell her." "I'm gonna tell her tonight." "OK, I'm gonna tell her." "I'm gonna tell her tonight." "No." "Don't tell her tonight." "No." "Don't tell her tonight." "No." "Don't tell her tonight." " Not tonight." " Right." " Not tonight." " Right." " Not tonight." " Right." "Yeah." "Any time after Thursday would be good." "Tell her Friday." "Yeah." "Any time after Thursday would be good." "Tell her Friday." "Yeah." "Any time after Thursday would be good." "Tell her Friday." "OK." "OK." "OK." "Really?" "." "You and Noel?" "." "Really?" "." "You and Noel?" "." "Really?" "." "You and Noel?" "." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm asking you because you have experience." "I'm asking you because you have experience." "I'm asking you because you have experience." "You two should have been going at it long ago." "You two should have been going at it long ago." "You two should have been going at it long ago." "Well, I'm a slow starter." "Well, I'm a slow starter." "Well, I'm a slow starter." "Let me give you a tip." "Let me give you a tip." "Let me give you a tip." "Be the ball." "Be the ball." "Be the ball." " What?" "." " Focus on the ball." " What?" "." " Focus on the ball." " What?" "." " Focus on the ball." "Which ball are we talking about?" "." "Which ball are we talking about?" "." "Which ball are we talking about?" "." "I saw it on a golf infomercial." "I saw it on a golf infomercial." "I saw it on a golf infomercial." "Take all your energy and concentration and focus it." "Take all your energy and concentration and focus it." "Take all your energy and concentration and focus it." " On the ball?" "." " On him!" " On the ball?" "." " On him!" " On the ball?" "." " On him!" "Treat it like any chemistry final." "Treat it like any chemistry final." "Treat it like any chemistry final." "Forget about food." "Just focus like you've got blinders on." "Forget about food." "Just focus like you've got blinders on." "Forget about food." "Just focus like you've got blinders on." "Like a race horse." "Like a race horse." "Like a race horse." "Take control right away and keep it going." "Take control right away and keep it going." "Take control right away and keep it going." "Eye on the ball." "Eye on the ball." "Eye on the ball." "Eye on the ball?" "." "Eye on the ball?" "." "Eye on the ball?" "." "You and Blair must have an amazing sex life." "You and Blair must have an amazing sex life." "You and Blair must have an amazing sex life." "Speaking of which, what do you think of this?" "." "Speaking of which, what do you think of this?" "." "Speaking of which, what do you think of this?" "." " What is it?" "." " You tell me." "Blair gave it to me." " What is it?" "." " You tell me." "Blair gave it to me." " What is it?" "." " You tell me." "Blair gave it to me." "It looks like a..." "Like a really short skirt." "It looks like a..." "Like a really short skirt." "It looks like a..." "Like a really short skirt." "Are you sure it's not a top?" "." "Are you sure it's not a top?" "." "Are you sure it's not a top?" "." " Why don't you ask him?" "." " I already told him I love it." " Why don't you ask him?" "." " I already told him I love it." " Why don't you ask him?" "." " I already told him I love it." "I can't say, "You know that thing I said I loved?" "." "What is it?" ". "" "I can't say, "You know that thing I said I loved?" "." "What is it?" ". "" "I can't say, "You know that thing I said I loved?" "." "What is it?" ". "" " lt'd crush him." " Never stopped you before." " lt'd crush him." " Never stopped you before." " lt'd crush him." " Never stopped you before." "What can I say?" "." "I like the guy." "What can I say?" "." "I like the guy." "What can I say?" "." "I like the guy." " So remember, eye on the ball." " Got it." " So remember, eye on the ball." " Got it." " So remember, eye on the ball." " Got it." "Sexy underwear never hurt." "Sexy underwear never hurt." "Sexy underwear never hurt." "Item number 7P1 08 in your catalogue." "Item number 7P1 08 in your catalogue." "Item number 7P1 08 in your catalogue." "The Patricia bra." "The Patricia bra." "The Patricia bra." "Yeah, I was just curious if you had that." "Yeah, I was just curious if you had that." "Yeah, I was just curious if you had that." "I haven't picked out a colour." "I haven't picked out a colour." "I haven't picked out a colour." "Which do you think?" "." "Which do you think?" "." "Which do you think?" "." "Because... someone else is going to be seeing it." "Because... someone else is going to be seeing it." "Because... someone else is going to be seeing it." "Black?" "." "Black?" "." "Black?" "." "You don't think black is too much?" "." "You don't think black is too much?" "." "You don't think black is too much?" "." "I think I'll look in your store." "See what you have in stock." "I think I'll look in your store." "See what you have in stock." "I think I'll look in your store." "See what you have in stock." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." "I heard." "I heard." "I heard." "You heard what?" "." "You heard what?" "." "You heard what?" "." " About your plan to bone the RA." " What?" "." "Who told you that?" "." " About your plan to bone the RA." " What?" "." "Who told you that?" "." " About your plan to bone the RA." " What?" "." "Who told you that?" "." "The mail room guy." "Everybody knows." "The mail room guy." "Everybody knows." "The mail room guy." "Everybody knows." "Gimme an O?" "Gimme an O?" "Gimme an O?" "This was my favourite book in eighth grade." "This was my favourite book in eighth grade." "This was my favourite book in eighth grade." "Did you see page 46?" "." "Did you see page 46?" "." "Did you see page 46?" "." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm getting all nostalgic." "I'm getting all nostalgic." "I'm getting all nostalgic." " Do you want sex advice?" "." " Not really." " Do you want sex advice?" "." " Not really." " Do you want sex advice?" "." " Not really." "OK." "OK." "OK." "Hang on." "Hang on." "Hang on." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." " Hey." " Can I come in?" "." " Hey." " Can I come in?" "." " Hey." " Can I come in?" "." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "Nothing." "Nothing." "Nothing." "Can I get you anything?" "." "Maybe a... bottle of water?" "." "Can I get you anything?" "." "Maybe a... bottle of water?" "." "Can I get you anything?" "." "Maybe a... bottle of water?" "." " What?" "." " I fell on something sharp." " What?" "." " I fell on something sharp." " What?" "." " I fell on something sharp." "It's a hairbrush." "It's a hairbrush." "It's a hairbrush." "Here." "Here." "Here." " Hold on!" " What's wrong?" "." " Hold on!" " What's wrong?" "." " Hold on!" " What's wrong?" "." "I was just thinking that we should slow down." "I was just thinking that we should slow down." "I was just thinking that we should slow down." "Let me catch my breath, not feel like this is being televised." "Let me catch my breath, not feel like this is being televised." "Let me catch my breath, not feel like this is being televised." " OK?" "." " Noel!" " OK?" "." " Noel!" " OK?" "." " Noel!" " Whoa!" " Oh, my God!" " Whoa!" " Oh, my God!" " Whoa!" " Oh, my God!" " I thought you locked the door!" " I didn't have chance." " I thought you locked the door!" " I didn't have chance." " I thought you locked the door!" " I didn't have chance." "Wow." "Wow." "Wow." " Fire!" " OK, wait!" " Fire!" " OK, wait!" " Fire!" " OK, wait!" "Nobody panic." "Nobody panic." "Nobody panic." "It'll go out in a second." "Wait!" "It'll go out in a second." "Wait!" "It'll go out in a second." "Wait!" "Oh, my..." "Oh, my..." "Oh, my..." "Wait!" "Nobody panic." "We can do this." "Wait!" "Nobody panic." "We can do this." "Wait!" "Nobody panic." "We can do this." "No, your room is on fire." "No, your room is on fire." "No, your room is on fire." " lt'll be out in a second." " What is that?" "." " lt'll be out in a second." " What is that?" "." " lt'll be out in a second." " What is that?" "." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "I was a firefighter in high school." "I was a firefighter in high school." "I was a firefighter in high school." "Yeah, we can tell." "Yeah, we can tell." "Yeah, we can tell." "When the alarms go off, don't we have to evacuate?" "." "When the alarms go off, don't we have to evacuate?" "." "When the alarms go off, don't we have to evacuate?" "." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "I can't look at you." "I can't look at you." "I can't look at you." "It wasn't that bad." "It wasn't that bad." "It wasn't that bad." "I was a freak." "I mean, who was that person?" "." "I was a freak." "I mean, who was that person?" "." "I was a freak." "I mean, who was that person?" "." "You were a little aggressive." "You were a little aggressive." "You were a little aggressive." "And those people walking in and the tree and the fire." "And those people walking in and the tree and the fire." "And those people walking in and the tree and the fire." "I don't even want to think about it." "I don't even want to think about it." "I don't even want to think about it." "Alright, so it wasn't what we imagined, you know?" "." "But..." "Alright, so it wasn't what we imagined, you know?" "." "But..." "Alright, so it wasn't what we imagined, you know?" "." "But..." "I thought if I could barrel through it," "I thought if I could barrel through it," "I thought if I could barrel through it, we would get it over with and then..." "I don't know." "we would get it over with and then..." "I don't know." "we would get it over with and then..." "I don't know." "Hey, Felicity?" "." "Hey, Felicity?" "." "Hey, Felicity?" "." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Look, it just needed to be a little more romantic, that's all." "Look, it just needed to be a little more romantic, that's all." "Look, it just needed to be a little more romantic, that's all." "Sex by a roaring fire isn't romantic enough for you?" "." "Sex by a roaring fire isn't romantic enough for you?" "." "Sex by a roaring fire isn't romantic enough for you?" "." "I got us a room at the Wooster." "I got us a room at the Wooster." "I got us a room at the Wooster." "The hotel?" "." "The hotel?" "." "The hotel?" "." "So that we could be alone." "So that we could be alone." "So that we could be alone." "Our reservations... are for tonight." "Our reservations... are for tonight." "Our reservations... are for tonight." "Tonight?" "." "Tonight?" "." "Tonight?" "." "Javier, I'm sorry but..." "I need tonight off." "Javier, I'm sorry but..." "I need tonight off." "Javier, I'm sorry but..." "I need tonight off." "No." "This is the busiest day ever." "No." "This is the busiest day ever." "No." "This is the busiest day ever." "Thank God you are here." "I am exhausted." "Thank God you are here." "I am exhausted." "Thank God you are here." "I am exhausted." " Just this one night." " No." " Just this one night." " No." " Just this one night." " No." "I would not ask if it wasn't important." "I would not ask if it wasn't important." "I would not ask if it wasn't important." "Is this about a guy?" "." "Is this about a guy?" "." "Is this about a guy?" "." "What if it is?" "." "What if it is?" "." "What if it is?" "." "T ell him to come here and enjoy a double mocha." "Tell him to come here and enjoy a double mocha." "Tell him to come here and enjoy a double mocha." "The thing is, that what we're doing..." "The thing is, that what we're doing..." "The thing is, that what we're doing..." "We need to be alone." "We need to be alone." "We need to be alone." "You think it's a national holiday every time you get lucky?" "." "You think it's a national holiday every time you get lucky?" "." "You think it's a national holiday every time you get lucky?" "." "OK." "This is a very unique situation." "OK." "This is a very unique situation." "OK." "This is a very unique situation." "For me." "For me." "For me." "Oh, my God." "This is your first time?" "." "Oh, my God." "This is your first time?" "." "Oh, my God." "This is your first time?" "." "Javier..." "Javier..." "Javier..." "I don't believe in premarital sex." "But I'll take your shift." "I don't believe in premarital sex." "But I'll take your shift." "I don't believe in premarital sex." "But I'll take your shift." " I want details later." " Thank you." " I want details later." " Thank you." " I want details later." " Thank you." ""l stop somewhere, waiting for you"'" ""l stop somewhere, waiting for you"'" ""l stop somewhere, waiting for you"'" "Walt Whitman... rocks." "Walt Whitman... rocks." "Walt Whitman... rocks." " I thought you hated poetry." " That's cos I never understand it." " I thought you hated poetry." " That's cos I never understand it." " I thought you hated poetry." " That's cos I never understand it." "But Walt here actually wrote some stuff I get." "But Walt here actually wrote some stuff I get." "But Walt here actually wrote some stuff I get." "Listen to this." "Listen to this." "Listen to this." ""l celebrate myself, and sing myself," ""l celebrate myself, and sing myself," ""l celebrate myself, and sing myself," "And what I assume, you shall assume," "And what I assume, you shall assume," "And what I assume, you shall assume," "For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you"'" "For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you"'" "For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you"'" "I love this." "I love this." "I love this." "It's pretty good, isn't it?" "." "It's pretty good, isn't it?" "." "It's pretty good, isn't it?" "." "I meant hanging out with you." "I meant hanging out with you." "I meant hanging out with you." "That's what I meant too." "That's what I meant too." "That's what I meant too." "My God, this room is amazing." "My God, this room is amazing." "My God, this room is amazing." "Wow." "Wow." "Wow." "I'm glad we're doing this." "Thank you." "I'm glad we're doing this." "Thank you." "I'm glad we're doing this." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Let's have some champagne." "Let's have some champagne." "Let's have some champagne." "A minibar." "A minibar." "A minibar." " You're not opening that?" "." " Totally." " You're not opening that?" "." " Totally." " You're not opening that?" "." " Totally." "OK, but there's no more expensive food than minibar food." "OK, but there's no more expensive food than minibar food." "OK, but there's no more expensive food than minibar food." "When I'm with my parents, they never let me eat from it." "When I'm with my parents, they never let me eat from it." "When I'm with my parents, they never let me eat from it." "T onight it is on me." "What do you want?" "." "T onight it is on me." "What do you want?" "." "T onight it is on me." "What do you want?" "." "I'll have a Coke." "I'll have a Coke." "I'll have a Coke." "What should we toast?" "." "What should we toast?" "." "What should we toast?" "." "How about to better luck the second time?" "." "How about to better luck the second time?" "." "How about to better luck the second time?" "." "This is gonna be good." "This is gonna be good." "This is gonna be good." "Sure you don't want to come to the loft?" "." "Sure you don't want to come to the loft?" "." "Sure you don't want to come to the loft?" "." " Sean's not there." " He hates me." " Sean's not there." " He hates me." " Sean's not there." " He hates me." "No, he doesn't hate you." "He found your toothbrush." "No, he doesn't hate you." "He found your toothbrush." "No, he doesn't hate you." "He found your toothbrush." "In Sean's world, toothbrush means live-in girlfriend." "In Sean's world, toothbrush means live-in girlfriend." "In Sean's world, toothbrush means live-in girlfriend." " He has this rule..." " About no live-in girlfriends." " He has this rule..." " About no live-in girlfriends." " He has this rule..." " About no live-in girlfriends." "Yeah." "But I told him what was up." "Yeah." "But I told him what was up." "Yeah." "But I told him what was up." "I still think I'm gonna stay here tonight." "I still think I'm gonna stay here tonight." "I still think I'm gonna stay here tonight." "OK." "OK." "OK." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." " For everything." " Alright." " For everything." " Alright." " For everything." " Alright." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." " Call you tomorrow." " OK." "Bye." " Call you tomorrow." " OK." "Bye." " Call you tomorrow." " OK." "Bye." " Hello?" "." " It's me," " Hello?" "." " It's me," " Hello?" "." " It's me," " Hey." " Hey," " Hey." " Hey," " Hey." " Hey," "You're never going to guess where I am." "Listen." "You're never going to guess where I am." "Listen." "You're never going to guess where I am." "Listen." "Is that a toilet flush?" "." "Is that a toilet flush?" "." "Is that a toilet flush?" "." "I'm using the phone in the suite that Noel and I got at the Wooster." "I'm using the phone in the suite that Noel and I got at the Wooster." "I'm using the phone in the suite that Noel and I got at the Wooster." " Really?" "." " Yeah," " Really?" "." " Yeah," " Really?" "." " Yeah," " Here, I'll do it again." " No, it's OK." " Here, I'll do it again." " No, it's OK." " Here, I'll do it again." " No, it's OK." "So," "So," "So," "This is it." "I mean..." "This is it." "I mean..." "This is it." "I mean..." "I think that Noel and I are really gonna do this." "I think that Noel and I are really gonna do this." "I think that Noel and I are really gonna do this." "Great." "Great." "Great." "What?" "." "You sound weird." "What?" "." "You sound weird." "What?" "." "You sound weird." "Is something wrong?" "." "Is something wrong?" "." "Is something wrong?" "." "No." "Nothing." "No." "Nothing." "No." "Nothing." "What?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "Nothing." "It's stupid." "Nothing." "It's stupid." "Nothing." "It's stupid." "This is your big night." "You have a great time." "This is your big night." "You have a great time." "This is your big night." "You have a great time." "I'm having a great time." "So tell me." "I'm having a great time." "So tell me." "I'm having a great time." "So tell me." "There is nothing to tell you." "Go and have fun." "There is nothing to tell you." "Go and have fun." "There is nothing to tell you." "Go and have fun." " I'll call you tomorrow," " Yeah, OK." "Bye." " I'll call you tomorrow," " Yeah, OK." "Bye." " I'll call you tomorrow," " Yeah, OK." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." " That is a pretty great bathroom." " Yeah." "It's a pretty great bed." " That is a pretty great bathroom." " Yeah." "It's a pretty great bed." " That is a pretty great bathroom." " Yeah." "It's a pretty great bed." "You know what?" "." "I'm sorry." "I'm just trying to... focus." "You know what?" "." "I'm sorry." "I'm just trying to... focus." "You know what?" "." "I'm sorry." "I'm just trying to... focus." "I just need to focus." "I just need to focus." "I just need to focus." "I called Julie." "I called Julie." "I called Julie." "From the bathroom?" "." "From the bathroom?" "." "From the bathroom?" "." "Yeah, there's a..." "There's a phone right by the toilet." "Yeah, there's a..." "There's a phone right by the toilet." "Yeah, there's a..." "There's a phone right by the toilet." "That's impressive." "That's impressive." "That's impressive." "She sounded upset." "She sounded upset." "She sounded upset." "She didn't say why?" "." "She didn't say why?" "." "She didn't say why?" "." "No." "It just seemed like..." "I don't know." "No." "It just seemed like..." "I don't know." "No." "It just seemed like..." "I don't know." "Something seemed wrong." "Something seemed wrong." "Something seemed wrong." " No, I don't think so." " You don't?" "." " No, I don't think so." " You don't?" "." " No, I don't think so." " You don't?" "." "No, I think she's gonna be fine." "No, I think she's gonna be fine." "No, I think she's gonna be fine." "Did you talk to her or something?" "." "Did you talk to her or something?" "." "Did you talk to her or something?" "." "What?" "." "What's going on." "What?" "." "What's going on." "What?" "." "What's going on." "She's with Ben." "She's with Ben." "She's with Ben." "What do you mean?" "." "What do you mean?" "." "What do you mean?" "." "Julie and Ben, they've been... hanging out." "Julie and Ben, they've been... hanging out." "Julie and Ben, they've been... hanging out." "Hanging out?" "." "Hanging out?" "." "Hanging out?" "." "Yeah, that's what she called it." "They spend time together." "Yeah, that's what she called it." "They spend time together." "Yeah, that's what she called it." "They spend time together." "How much time?" "." "How much time?" "." "How much time?" "." "I think..." "I think she said every night." "I think..." "I think she said every night." "I think..." "I think she said every night." "When did you talk to her?" "." "When did you talk to her?" "." "When did you talk to her?" "." "Yesterday." "Yesterday." "Yesterday." "So, you knew Julie and Ben were having an affair and didn't tell me?" "." "So, you knew Julie and Ben were having an affair and didn't tell me?" "." "So, you knew Julie and Ben were having an affair and didn't tell me?" "." "It's not..." "It's not an affair." "It's not..." "It's not an affair." "It's not..." "It's not an affair." "I can't believe you didn't tell me." "I can't believe you didn't tell me." "I can't believe you didn't tell me." "Why should it matter?" "." "Why should it matter?" "." "Why should it matter?" "." "It matters." "I don't know." "It matters." "I don't know." "It matters." "I don't know." "Because they didn't tell you" "Because they didn't tell you" "Because they didn't tell you or because..." "you're still obsessed with Ben?" "." "or because..." "you're still obsessed with Ben?" "." "or because..." "you're still obsessed with Ben?" "." "Because I had a big talk with her yesterday." "Because I had a big talk with her yesterday." "Because I had a big talk with her yesterday." "I told her all about us and how much I valued her friendship." "I told her all about us and how much I valued her friendship." "I told her all about us and how much I valued her friendship." "You know what she said?" "." "Nothing." "You know what she said?" "." "Nothing." "You know what she said?" "." "Nothing." "Because she knows the truth." "Because she knows the truth." "Because she knows the truth." "Noel..." "OK." "Noel..." "OK." "Noel..." "OK." "If I am, as you say, obsessed with Ben," "If I am, as you say, obsessed with Ben," "If I am, as you say, obsessed with Ben, why am I here with you?" "." "why am I here with you?" "." "why am I here with you?" "." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "Where are you going?" "." "Where are you going?" "." "Where are you going?" "." "I don't want to be the rehearsal." "I don't want to be the rehearsal." "I don't want to be the rehearsal." " You're not the rehearsal." " Do you know how I know I am?" "." " You're not the rehearsal." " Do you know how I know I am?" "." " You're not the rehearsal." " Do you know how I know I am?" "." "When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, your face will drop." "When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, your face will drop." "When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, your face will drop." "Ben and Julie went to Vermont." "Ben and Julie went to Vermont." "Ben and Julie went to Vermont." "Goodnight, Felicity." "Goodnight, Felicity." "Goodnight, Felicity." "Hey." "It's Julie." "Hey." "It's Julie." "Hey." "It's Julie." " Sorry I didn't call." " You don't have to." " Sorry I didn't call." " You don't have to." " Sorry I didn't call." " You don't have to." " There's my T-shirt." " You have a bunch of stuff here." " There's my T-shirt." " You have a bunch of stuff here." " There's my T-shirt." " You have a bunch of stuff here." " I do?" "." " Yes." " I do?" "." " Yes." " I do?" "." " Yes." " How many quarters do I owe you?" "." " It's on Sean." " How many quarters do I owe you?" "." " It's on Sean." " How many quarters do I owe you?" "." " It's on Sean." "But don't tell him that." "But don't tell him that." "But don't tell him that." "Last night, in my room,..." "Last night, in my room,..." "Last night, in my room,..." "..I really wanted to kiss you." "..I really wanted to kiss you." "..I really wanted to kiss you." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "And you wanted to kiss me back." "And you wanted to kiss me back." "And you wanted to kiss me back." "Yes, I did." "Yes, I did." "Yes, I did." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "So, what do we do?" "." "So, what do we do?" "." "So, what do we do?" "." "When I talk to my counsellor about you and me,..." "When I talk to my counsellor about you and me,..." "When I talk to my counsellor about you and me,... ..I say I don't want to feel like this person" "..I say I don't want to feel like this person" "..I say I don't want to feel like this person that when something bad happens runs into some guy's bed." "that when something bad happens runs into some guy's bed." "that when something bad happens runs into some guy's bed." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "And what did she say?" "." "And what did she say?" "." "And what did she say?" "." "She says that... you're not some guy." "She says that... you're not some guy." "She says that... you're not some guy." "And that I should..." "do what feels right." "And that I should..." "do what feels right." "And that I should..." "do what feels right." "And I tell her that what would feel right..." "And I tell her that what would feel right..." "And I tell her that what would feel right... ..would be... to go slowly with you." "..would be... to go slowly with you." "..would be... to go slowly with you." "Yeah, slow is good." "Yeah, slow is good." "Yeah, slow is good." "Are you sure?" "." "Are you sure?" "." "Are you sure?" "." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Everybody hurts" "Everybody hurts" "Everybody hurts" "Sometimes" "Sometimes" "Sometimes" "So hold on" "So hold on" "So hold on" "Noel?" "." "Noel?" "." "Noel?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What does it look like?" "." "What does it look like?" "." "What does it look like?" "." "You're the resident advisor and I need you to advise." "You're the resident advisor and I need you to advise." "You're the resident advisor and I need you to advise." "Does this look alright?" "." "Does this look alright?" "." "Does this look alright?" "." "OK." "I came by to get some help, but clearly you need it more than I do." "OK." "I came by to get some help, but clearly you need it more than I do." "OK." "I came by to get some help, but clearly you need it more than I do." "What I need is a dark room, with depressing music playing." "What I need is a dark room, with depressing music playing." "What I need is a dark room, with depressing music playing." "Everybody hurts" "Everybody hurts" "Everybody hurts" "If you want my opinion," "If you want my opinion," "If you want my opinion, you're obsessed with the idea that she's obsessed." "you're obsessed with the idea that she's obsessed." "you're obsessed with the idea that she's obsessed." "Felicity told me what happened." "Felicity told me what happened." "Felicity told me what happened." "Super." "Super." "Super." " Makes it easier, doesn't it?" "." " What?" "." " Makes it easier, doesn't it?" "." " What?" "." " Makes it easier, doesn't it?" "." " What?" "." "T elling yourself she'd rather be with Ben" "T elling yourself she'd rather be with Ben" "T elling yourself she'd rather be with Ben so you don't have to have a relationship." "so you don't have to have a relationship." "so you don't have to have a relationship." "You can fixate on them instead of the two of you." "You can fixate on them instead of the two of you." "You can fixate on them instead of the two of you." "Just so you know, you're really beginning to get on my nerves." "Just so you know, you're really beginning to get on my nerves." "Just so you know, you're really beginning to get on my nerves." "Fine." "I will leave you to wallow in your self-pity." "Fine." "I will leave you to wallow in your self-pity." "Fine." "I will leave you to wallow in your self-pity." "I'm not wallowing." "I'm not wallowing." "I'm not wallowing." "OK." "Alright." "Fine." "So maybe I'm wallowing." "OK." "Alright." "Fine." "So maybe I'm wallowing." "OK." "Alright." "Fine." "So maybe I'm wallowing." "But a good wallow never hurt anybody." "But a good wallow never hurt anybody." "But a good wallow never hurt anybody." "Maybe." "Maybe." "Maybe." "But it's really unattractive." "But it's really unattractive." "But it's really unattractive." "And, in this case, totally unnecessary." "And, in this case, totally unnecessary." "And, in this case, totally unnecessary." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "No problem." "No problem." "No problem." "Now, honestly,..." "what do you think of this skirt?" "." "Now, honestly,..." "what do you think of this skirt?" "." "Now, honestly,..." "what do you think of this skirt?" "." "It's not a skirt." "It's not a skirt." "It's not a skirt." "It's not?" "." "It's not?" "." "It's not?" "." "It's for your hair." "It's for your hair." "It's for your hair." "I'm wearing a headband as a skirt?" "." "I'm wearing a headband as a skirt?" "." "I'm wearing a headband as a skirt?" "." "Why didn't you just ask what it was?" "." "Why didn't you just ask what it was?" "." "Why didn't you just ask what it was?" "." "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." "Now I'm in the cafeteria with a headband around my ass." "Now I'm in the cafeteria with a headband around my ass." "Now I'm in the cafeteria with a headband around my ass." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "You know, not many people could pull that off." "You know, not many people could pull that off." "You know, not many people could pull that off." "So Noel told me." "So Noel told me." "So Noel told me." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I know I should have been the one to tell you." "I just..." "I know I should have been the one to tell you." "I just..." "I know I should have been the one to tell you." "I just..." "I thought you would..." "I thought you would..." "I thought you would..." "Freak out?" "." "Freak out?" "." "Freak out?" "." "Well, I..." "I mean, I'm not going to." "Well, I..." "I mean, I'm not going to." "Well, I..." "I mean, I'm not going to." "I've been holding on to this..." "this stupid crush for so long" "I've been holding on to this..." "this stupid crush for so long" "I've been holding on to this..." "this stupid crush for so long that..." "I think I was scared to let go of it." "that..." "I think I was scared to let go of it." "that..." "I think I was scared to let go of it." "You know, like, if I did..." "You know, like, if I did..." "You know, like, if I did..." "If I admitted that Ben and I were never going to get together,..." "If I admitted that Ben and I were never going to get together,..." "If I admitted that Ben and I were never going to get together,... ..it would put everything into question." "..it would put everything into question." "..it would put everything into question." "Like,... without that possibility, I had nothing." "Like,... without that possibility, I had nothing." "Like,... without that possibility, I had nothing." "That is so not true." "That is so not true." "That is so not true." "No, of course it isn't." "I mean, I have..." "I have tons." "No, of course it isn't." "I mean, I have..." "I have tons." "No, of course it isn't." "I mean, I have..." "I have tons." "It's just time to start enjoying some of it." "It's just time to start enjoying some of it." "It's just time to start enjoying some of it." "Liking someone's supposed to make your life better." "Liking someone's supposed to make your life better." "Liking someone's supposed to make your life better." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "We were just..." "We were just..." "We were just..." "Talking about you behind your back." "Talking about you behind your back." "Talking about you behind your back." "How badly did I do?" "." "How badly did I do?" "." "How badly did I do?" "." " Sit here." "Julie will fill you in." " What?" "." " Sit here." "Julie will fill you in." " What?" "." " Sit here." "Julie will fill you in." " What?" "." "No, I'll go sit over there." "No, I'll go sit over there." "No, I'll go sit over there." "No, there's something I have to go do." "Really." "No, there's something I have to go do." "Really." "No, there's something I have to go do." "Really." " Take notes for me." " OK." " Take notes for me." " OK." " Take notes for me." " OK." "Noel?" "." "Noel?" "." "Noel?" "." "Good, you're here." "Good, you're here." "Good, you're here." "I've been thinking about this." "I've been thinking about this." "I've been thinking about this." "My plan was to come to you and apologise for walking out." "My plan was to come to you and apologise for walking out." "My plan was to come to you and apologise for walking out." "But I realised this is a big deal." "But I realised this is a big deal." "But I realised this is a big deal." "We do this and everything changes." "We do this and everything changes." "We do this and everything changes." "So it's got to be for the right reasons." "So it's got to be for the right reasons." "So it's got to be for the right reasons." "Which are that this is something you want to do with me," "Which are that this is something you want to do with me," "Which are that this is something you want to do with me, not just because everyone else is doing it." "not just because everyone else is doing it." "not just because everyone else is doing it." "If we cross that bridge now it'd be a mistake." "If we cross that bridge now it'd be a mistake." "If we cross that bridge now it'd be a mistake." "Not that it wouldn't be great, you know, during." "Not that it wouldn't be great, you know, during." "Not that it wouldn't be great, you know, during." "But... afterwards." "But... afterwards." "But... afterwards." " You're right." " I am?" "." " You're right." " I am?" "." " You're right." " I am?" "." "Yeah." "I mean, I just..." "Yeah." "I mean, I just..." "Yeah." "I mean, I just..." "I just wanted to get sex over with" "I just wanted to get sex over with" "I just wanted to get sex over with so I could feel I was part of the human race." "so I could feel I was part of the human race." "so I could feel I was part of the human race." "And that's just... stupid." "And that's just... stupid." "And that's just... stupid." " I can't believe I just did that." " What?" "." " I can't believe I just did that." " What?" "." " I can't believe I just did that." " What?" "." "I just talked myself out of having sex." "Am I insane?" "." "I just talked myself out of having sex." "Am I insane?" "." "I just talked myself out of having sex." "Am I insane?" "." " No, you're right." " No!" " No, you're right." " No!" " No, you're right." " No!" "Can't we just have sex?" "." "Can't we just have sex?" "." "Can't we just have sex?" "." "Noel." "Noel." "Noel." "Right, so you're saying no." "Right, so you're saying no." "Right, so you're saying no." "I'm saying no." "I'm saying no." "I'm saying no." "To me or sex?" "." "To me or sex?" "." "To me or sex?" "." "Not to you." "Not to you." "Not to you." "I... wanna be with you." "I... wanna be with you." "I... wanna be with you." "Good." "That's good." "Good." "That's good." "Good." "That's good." "I think it is." "I think it is." "I think it is." "And I understand about Ben." "And I understand about Ben." "And I understand about Ben." "He was kind of a bad habit and those are difficult to get rid of." "He was kind of a bad habit and those are difficult to get rid of." "He was kind of a bad habit and those are difficult to get rid of." "My feeling is, that after a little while with me, it'll be a cinch." "My feeling is, that after a little while with me, it'll be a cinch." "My feeling is, that after a little while with me, it'll be a cinch." " What?" "." " Nothing." " What?" "." " Nothing." " What?" "." " Nothing." "Just... you're my first boyfriend." "Just... you're my first boyfriend." "Just... you're my first boyfriend." "Dear Felicity, I can't stop thinking about your last tape," "Dear Felicity, I can't stop thinking about your last tape," "Dear Felicity, I can't stop thinking about your last tape, and how you must be feeling, and how you must be feeling, and how you must be feeling," "All that anticipation and uncertainty," "All that anticipation and uncertainty," "All that anticipation and uncertainty," "All that wondering what it's going to be like," "All that wondering what it's going to be like," "All that wondering what it's going to be like," "My first time, I was a freshman at Brown," "My first time, I was a freshman at Brown," "My first time, I was a freshman at Brown," "I met this guy at a party," "I met this guy at a party," "I met this guy at a party," "I'm not sorry about that night," "I'm not sorry about that night," "I'm not sorry about that night," "It's just I now know something I didn't know then," "It's just I now know something I didn't know then," "It's just I now know something I didn't know then," "That our best decisions," "That our best decisions," "That our best decisions, the ones that we never regret, the ones that we never regret, the ones that we never regret, come from listening to ourselves, come from listening to ourselves, come from listening to ourselves," "Which is exactly what you've done," "Which is exactly what you've done," "Which is exactly what you've done," "And why, no matter what you decide, you should feel very proud," "And why, no matter what you decide, you should feel very proud," "And why, no matter what you decide, you should feel very proud,"