"PART TIME DAD" "Ivan!" "Ivan!" " What is it?" " Come and help me take this curtain off." "I can't, I have to do my homework." " What homework?" "There's that stupid theme." " What stupid theme?" "My dad." "What will you write, Ivan?" " I don't know should I write about one that left us, about the one you ran away from, or the one I wanted to be my dad." "You're very rude!" "I live with my mother, and my dad exists only on one photo." "I never saw him." "Mom says that dad liked to travel very much." "And so he left in unknown direction before I was even born." "Mom waited for a long time for my dad to come back." "Then one man enchanted her." "I realised right away he's not for us and I ruined everything for them." "Where is Ivan?" " He has to be here somewhere." " Ivan!" "Ivan?" " Ivan?" "Zeljko, do something, my child is missing." " We'll find him." "Let's get married first." " Don't stand here, find my child!" "God, who knows what happened to him?" " Where should I search for him?" "Anyway, I'm marrying you, not the child." " What?" "I wasn't against her marriage." "Why shouldn't she have a husband and I a dad like everyone?" "But I wanted her to marry my friend." "My friend's name is Sinisa Pantic, and he worked on many jobs." "He was my teacher in school, but unfortunately, only part time." "Then he went to working class, making bread and rolls." "Who knows what he could've accomplish that he wasn't there only part time." "Then he was selling smiles and five words in ten languages, in rent a car agency." "But that was part time too." " Parlez-vous français?" "He gave me this bird that lives with me in my room." "I wanted him to be my dad, even if it's part time." "Finally, my dear mom realized that." "But he couldn't decide to propose to her." "I guess he's waiting to get a permanent job, or he's afraid of the wedding." "I heard that doesn't take too much time, just five or six minutes." "Ivan, get ready, put on your suit." " No." " Oh, yes you will!" "Sinisa invited us to a luncheon." "Then I don't have to finish my homework." " It's better that way, who knows what's in it." "You have to dress nicely for Sinisa." "He used the word luncheon exactly." "And he was just so mysterious." "You invited us to luncheon, look what I'm wearing!" "Why didn't you say we're going on river?" "I wanted to surprise you." " Look at my new sandals!" "They're soaking wet." "How could I knew that the boat is leaking?" " Good thing the coast is near, we'd drown!" "Ivan!" " Hold on, Ivan!" "You're ruined my day completely." "Svetlana, you know my feelings towards Ivan and you." " What?" "We know each other for a long time, and I think you could evaluate what kind of man I am." "Where was I?" "You were at 'Svetlana, I have certain feelings for you!" "'" " Yes." "What would you like?" " A lunch, something fancy." "What can you offer us?" "A pike!" "When I fished her, it had head this big!" "Looking at me, and wiggling its tail!" "Is this a restaurant of fishing club?" " I'd like a pike." "What would you want?" "To marry you, that's the thing you wanted to ask me!" "Yes, how did you guess?" " I accept." "You accept?" "I cannot believe it!" " Why?" "I'm not some catch, I don't have a regular job." "I'm starting to work at the service station, but only part time." "I know, but I'm not exactly great catch." "I live alone with a child." "I can go if I'm on your way." " Would you like to order something?" "Waiter, I'm buying!" "Finally I'll have a dad that I like!" "What will you drink?" " I'll have a beer." " Me too." "Three beers!" " Three beers, right away!" "Ivan, since when are you drinking beer?" " Starting today!" "You scared me, Milutin." "I thought it was a vampire." "If you were working all night, you would look like a vampire too." "When the baby comes, everything will be different." "We won't sleep day nor night." "I won't!" " Sinisa won't put on my new pomade." "How will I graduate on my cosmetics course?" " Why is Seka always put those things on me?" "My mouth shrunk so bad yesterday, I could eat the whole day." "My new Hollywood pomade would make wonders with your face!" "You'd be prettier than Robert Redford!" "Him?" "Kosa, I was thinking how would it look like if you give birth to five children!" "You're insane." " Why not?" "That happens." "Ten points times five..." "I'd be first on the ranking list to get an apartment." "In your bakery even seven children wouldn't do you any good." "I've seen how they give away apartments there." "Why don't you get married?" "Who?" "Me?" " Milutin, leave my brother alone." "He came to stay three days, he stayed ten years!" " Your sister isn't any better!" "She's here for seven years already." " Where's the butter?" "I'm leaving, as soon as I finish my cosmetics course!" "That means never." "What the hell is this?" "This isn't butter!" "My face cream!" "You threw away my cream for wind, rain and general storm!" "I'll fail the exam!" "Seka has to mix those pomades if she wants to finish her course." "But I don't have to eat them!" "And I don't want to pay for those pointless courses anymore!" "That's my save too." "You won't be using me for experiments." "Milutin!" "Milutin!" "It starts!" " What?" " Go, call an ambulance!" "Labor is like an army for women!" " Seka, this thing is getting harder!" "My face is tight, I can't open my mouth!" "Such a scaremonger!" "One elegant move with my hand, and that's it." "My mustache!" "Seka, I'll kill you!" "Robert Redford doesn't have mustaches either, so what?" "How can I go to work looking like this?" "My back hurt!" " It's only your first day." "You're temporary here too?" " Yes." "Tell me, what education you have?" " Pedagogical high school." "I can't get a job." "I applied to thousands of competitions and nothing." "And you?" " I'm a veterinarian." "Average rating 9.4." "You're washing cars instead curing cows." " What can I do?" "I can't find a vet job in Belgrade." " Why don't you go to the country?" "Why Belgrade?" "Why don't you go to the country?" " I can't even get a job in a village!" "I don't want villages, I want Belgrade." " Then wash cars." "That's what I'm doing." "Why are you honking?" "You'll all get here!" "We ought to raise the prices of car washing." " Why?" "Because high educated people are working here." "Wait!" "Do you know where is number 92?" "It's over there." " There?" "Thank you." "Master, look at this shade." "That should be the color for the bedroom." "That must be my assistant, bringing the putty." "Give him those buckets with dirty water, so he doesn't clog the drains here." "Coming." "Spill this in front of the building." "Did you bring the putty?" "Bora?" "What are you doing here?" "I came back." " Why did you come back?" "For the child." "I want to talk to you about that." "Won't you invite me inside?" " Come in." "Leave these buckets in front of the door." "How did you find me?" " It was easy, friends helped me." "Former friends." "Look at the apartment, bravo!" "Master!" "I'd like to see the boy." "How is he?" "Did he grow big?" "Like his dad!" " Why do you care about that?" "You wouldn't recognize him if you meet him." " Excuse me, my paints are in that box." "Listen, he's my son after all, isn't he?" "Like he's not." "You didn't care about him, you didn't send him a single pfennig for all these years." "What do you want now?" "Here, choose yourself." " Thank you, master." "I've been across half the world, I had to came to my Yugoslavia." "I want to start a business here." "We'll earn plenty of money." "You and the boy will help me, huh?" "What's the boy's name?" " Ivan, like my father." "I wanted to take you to vacation on Cote d'Azur this summer." "To see what real life looks like." " Were fine here too." "You travel the world and leave us alone!" "I want to see my son, I have the right!" " You have no rights anymore." "You left once and that's it." "You can't continue where you left of." "You understand?" "It's impossible." "You don't exist for us anymore!" "And don't ever come here again!" "Get out!" "Get out!" " I haven't said my last word!" "We'll see on who's side is justice." " Justice?" "You dare talking about justice?" "For 14 years you haven't send a single postcard, shame on you!" "Talking about justice!" "Goodbye." "Dear master!" "What happened, madam?" "On which floor is gynecology?" " I don't know, we should ask." "Excuse me, doctor?" " Yes, colleague?" " On which floor is gynecology?" "On third." " I'm going up, you wait for me here." "You are a paratrooper," " Excuse me?" "I said paratrooper, you invaded the hospital, right?" "Yes, my sister-in-law is here." "Would you like to have coffee?" "Are you a doctor?" " No, I sell books." "Books?" " Here, take a look." "Please." "I don't know, I'm in a hurry." " Just for a couple minutes." " Alright." "Why are you so nervous?" " You wouldn't have been?" "'You and your infant', 'How to nurse and raise a child'," "'Infant development', 'You and your child'." "Those are our best sellers." "You see, I dedicated my life to book." "Book refines man." "Friend can betray you, wife can leave you, but book is your best friend." "When everyone leave, a book stay with you." "Twins!" " Twins?" "Two sons!" "Only 20 points." "Brother-in-law, congratulations!" "Thank you." " Grandpa, congratulations!" "I got a grandson too." "What grandpa?" "What are you jabbering?" "Get lost!" "Son-in-law, congratulations!" "Two sons, well done!" "Who could expect that from you?" "Why are you not happy?" " I'm happy, but I'm still 30 point short." "Imagine if it were 5 children." " This is my gift for you and Kosana." "'Your infant', look. 'Mom, I love you'." "All these books are for proper child raising." "I was raised without books, what's wrong with me?" " Plenty of things." "How are the babies?" "Who are they look alike?" " She said, exactly like me!" "Seka, why are you crying?" "When will I have a baby?" "You just eat, I'll serve this one." "No, no, stay!" "I know this customer from before." "Colleague." " What kind of colleagues are we?" "Aren't you Ruzica Zvezdanic, teacher in school where I worked part-time?" "I am." " I am Pantic, with mustaches, remember?" "Colleague Pantic!" "What are you doing here?" "Temporary, waiting to get a job." " A job in our school?" "Don't get your hopes up." "That position is reserved." "Impossible!" "For whom?" " There's one candidate from Stalac, singer of newly made folk songs." "Everyone intervened for him." "RZK, SSRN, SKIF, OFK, RSID!" "What's he got to do with education?" "Can't he stay a singer, he'll be rich." "Yes, but he has better conditions in Belgrade." "Television, radio, commercials." "And can't you do something for me, as a collective member?" "You don't know I'm not in school anymore?" " Where are you now?" "I'm a referent for physical therapy and body culture in one deluxe hotel." "So I don't have any chance?" " Who says that?" "Maybe you have chances with me." "I mean, in my hotel." "We could find some permanent job, with some minor intervention." "I have no one." "That doesn't have to be federal big shot." "A guy from our municipality will do." "Even from local community!" "Colleague Pantic, you have to have someone!" " I guess I don't." "But you have me." "I'm a board member." "And you were my crush!" " Colleague Zvezdanic," "Ruzica, I'd do anything for you, just help me." "I'm in a hurry now, but come see me after 3 PM." "Here's my card." "Then we'll arrange everything." " We will." "Pal, did she pay?" " I'll pay for her." "Yes?" "Who?" "He's here." "It's for you." "It's me, hello?" " Sinisa?" "We have to meet at once, it's urgent!" " I can't make it today, no way!" "Wait for me after 3 PM, it's very important." " I can't!" "I have a meeting with employment board for a permanent job!" "Permanent job?" "Alright, that's really important." "Come by tonight to tell me what happened." " I'll be there for sure!" "I make a good impression with the board." " I'll try." "Bye." "Svetlana?" "Excuse me, I have to talk." " Alright." "Good day." "I came to see you and to talk to you." " We have nothing to talk about." "You're still upset." " What do you want?" "Listen, I talked with a lawyer and he said I have the right to see the child." "I want to stay friends, Svetlana, for Ivan." " What do you want from me?" "Listen, I know I made a mistake, that I was wrong." "But you have no rights to forbid me to see my son." "Your son?" " You understand?" " Your son?" " Let's talk normally." "Please." "Get in the car, Lana." "Please park it, I have a formal meeting." "Do you want to go to lunch somewhere?" " No." " Why?" "You what they say: 'Get married fast, regret it for a long time'." "Is that so?" "I didn't hear that." " Now you did." "Listen, I've changed too, I'm not the same man like before." "I don't care." " Did you talk about me to the boy?" "What good things do I have to say about you?" "No matter what I'm like, I'm still his father for life." "We'll go here, to a deluxe restaurant." "We'll talk there." "You have to pay more attention to physical fettle, colleague Pantic." "You've gain weight." "You're imagining that." "I have to confess something." "I'm glad my fate is in your hands." "You were always nice and cute to me." "I'd gladly put my fate in your hands." "I trust you very much as a board member." "Wouldn't be nice if we every day go to work and home together?" "I'll do everything I can." "I'll be on your side, colleague Pantic." "I'll fight with my whole heart to hire you!" "How do you like it here?" "It's nice, but it's very hot." " Make yourself comfortable." "It's a bit amiss." " I don't mind." "When I arrived in Deutschland, I went into a restaurant to see what it looks like." "I call the waiter, he brings a la carte, and I didn't understand anything," "I'm explaining with my hands what I want." "'I want very good meal and drink'!" "Then he brings me corn bread, cream, brandy, then some beans..." "That was a Yugoslavian restaurant!" "So I tasted all world's meals and drinks." " Did you get marry?" "No." " And the one you left with?" " She ran as soon as I was broke." "Now I want to invest in some business here, to open a go-go club." "Football club?" " No, night girls go-go club." "Will you whip me a bit?" " To do what?" "To whip me." "It's good for the body, Finnish do that." "And it's a turn on too." " Colleague Zvezdanic, it's very amiss." "I have much more gentile feelings towards you." "Then show them." "Here?" "I'll suffocate." "Ivan is my son." "Do you want him to be fatherless his whole life?" "I don't know what to say." "Why don't you ever look at me?" " I'm looking at you." "There's 138 candidates." "But you're on the first place for me!" " How can I thank you?" "There's a way!" "We'll go from sauna straight to ice pool!" "I'm scared that I'll stiff." " You just give yourself to me, and you'll see." "You didn't get marry?" "Not yet." " Really?" "Not yet?" "I could've imagine there's someone else." "There is." "Ivan loves him very much." "The two of us could try again." "Yes or no?" "No." " Are you sure?" " I don't know." "But please, when you met Ivan, don't tell him you're his father." "At least not right away, until he gets used to you." "I'll be right back." "Now straight to the ice pool!" "I'll catch you!" " Sinisa!" "What are you doing here?" " And you?" "Comrade is a board member, so she was explaining systematization of jobs to me." "And what are you explaining to her?" "Svetlana, let me explain you, Svetlana!" "Svetlana!" "Colleague Zvezdanic, this is my fiancee." "Fiancee?" "I didn't know you're engaged." "I didn't have the chance to tell you." " Shame on you!" "'I'd gladly put my fate in your hands.' 'Go to work and home together!" "'" "I don't want to see you again!" "Colleague Zvezdanic!" "Svetlana!" "Double brandy." " Excuse me, but no." "Why?" " You don't have a tie, we don't serve guests without a tie." "You've made a mess again." "Pick up those records." "What have you done?" " Don't yell, we have guests." "What guests?" " I have guests." "Let me introduce you, this is Jasna." "Nice to meet you." " I have to go home." " I'll walk you out." "Good night." " Good night." "Ivan, wear your jacket!" "I'm sick of you too!" "You came up to here!" "Here!" "How long do I have to wear this mask?" "I'll suffocate!" "You have to, because of the babies." "Where is Kosara?" " She went for some important business." "Who will feed this children?" " You and me." "I have a book, it says everything, look." "'Cookbook and meals for your infant.'" "Hello?" " Svetlana?" "Ah, it's you." "Don't explain me a thing, I understand everything." "It's about a job competition." " What's that got to do with that?" "I have to process the board members." "Is that the way to do it?" "Almost naked!" "Svetlana, I was surprised too." "Is that the price you have to pay to get a permanent job?" "What are you doing on the terrace?" " Quiet, I'm on the phone!" "Come and help us!" " Go to hell!" "Hello?" "Svetlana?" "You'll test warmth of the milk by dropping a few drops on your arm, above your hand." "Above your hand." "It's hot!" " See?" "That's why we're testing it." "What are we going to do?" " You se how simple it is?" "Go and cool this of." "Hello?" "Svetlana?" "I'm sorry, Sinisa." "A man can't make a phone call here!" "Milutin!" " Son-in-law!" "How do you like my new haircut?" " What?" "She made it for you." "For me?" " I don't want you to think that I've neglected you because of the kids." "I don't want you to feel rejected." "It's says that in the book, isn't it mom?" " Absolutely." "I know Milutin, that you're going trough adjustment phase," "House in which you were central figure is now spinning around two babies." "I know you still need to feel important." " Absolutely." "Yes?" " Svetlana?" "It's me again." "Sinisa, give me the potty." "What potty?" "This is definite end!" "Sinisa, get out." "I know you're in there." "Milutin, I'll help you realize that nothing's changed." "You're still in charge for me." "I want to sleep, just a little." " I wanted us to take a walk before you go to work." "I can't, I'm hungry." "Do we have something to eat?" " No, buy hot dogs." "I eat hot dogs three times a day." " It's for me!" "Hello?" "Whom?" "Seka, it's for you." "Hello?" "Zeljko, it's you." "Just to get ready and I'll be right there." "I'm going out tonight." " You're going out?" "With one nice gentleman." "That kind is the worst." "Does he have an apartment?" "We didn't talk about that!" " Ask him that first, then everything else!" "Why are you behaving like that?" "Leave her alone, she's adult, she can date." "I'm worried about her, she has no experience." "Now you can check your make up in real life situations." "Good night everyone!" " Seka, don't make foolishness!" "Two babies are enough in this house." "What's with you?" "You had a fight?" " Go to your room and do your homework." "I don't have any homework." "Why were you crying?" "You don't have to know everything." " It's your fault!" "You always ruin everything!" "I like Sinisa, I want him to be my father." "I chose him." "He ruined everything." "He found someone else and I don't want to see him again!" "You don't care about me, just about yourself!" "Ivan, what if your real father comes back one day?" "If he hasn't came for so long, I don't need him now either!" "I'm taking you to best coffee in town!" "Maybe it's better if we go to Carapic Brest, I heard that's nice over there." "No way, every night there's a fight there." "So here, this is my apartment." "I have all the comfort, and the best part is I can go when and where ever I want." "I just put this lever down and leave." "I mean, let's not talk about that now." "You know, I lived three months on" "Marx Engels square." "It was nice but it was too noisy and..." "So I decided to come back to the wild." "Come in." "Come in." "Do you maybe want a cocktail a la pigal?" "Coffee?" " Unfortunately, I don't have any coffee." "Alright then, I'll take that..." "That pigal cocktail." " Right away." "Tell me about yourself." "I mean, your life seems to be very interesting." "My life is a sad story!" "Person that I loved left me at the altar." "She left you?" "A man so culture and nice?" "The she wasn't worthy of your love." "'Why have we met on the path of drily withering?" "'" "'Why have we looked at each other?" "'" "You recite beautifully." "That's my favourite poem." "'Why haven't we missed each other, dear,' like two ships in the middle of the ocean, that...'" "If you're interested I can give you a Ducic set, and Rakic too." "Payments in 12 monthly rates, without endorsers." "Here are the bills, your ID number, and that's it!" "I don't really know..." " I have so much interesting books here." "I think you'll be especially interested in this. 'Figures veneris'." "Excuse me?" " 'Figures veneris', from antic times until today." "Very useful book for young girls." "Look, love positions in 100 pictures." "Situation 74, look at that!" "What passion, what..." "Pardon me." "Take it, take it." "I studied this book, I know it almost by heart." "What's with you?" "Such well behaved and cultural man to behave like that!" "Miss Seka!" "Seka!" "Now you'll see!" "Ivan!" " You're calling me?" "Yes, yes, come here." "You're Ivan?" " I am." "This is for you." " I don't know you." "But I know you." "That's a gift, take it." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Why are you upset?" "It's for the job." " Even if it is, it's too much!" "It won't happen again." "I came to tell you that..." "What?" " That I love you!" "Please, get up, I'm on my work place!" " No matter where, I love you!" "Sinisa, please, get up!" " Let's get married!" "When?" " Right away!" "Just to get my purse." " You're going?" " Yes, to get married." "To get married?" "When have you decided?" " Now!" " Now?" "Comrades, understand, you can't!" "Why not, we have all the documents!" " No!" " But why, comrade?" "You have to go trough engagement experience first." "To go trough what?" " Engagement experience." "You know, we're experimental municipality." "30 days, and then I can marry you." "We're in a hurry?" " Why are you in a hurry?" "You're afraid you'll change your mind?" "No, we know each other a long time so..." "One month from now!" "I'm always a experimental guinea pig." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Goodbye." "What's your sister doing?" "Why do you care about that?" " I'm just asking." "Nothing without an apartment!" " That's a disgrace, a working man on the 15th place!" "It's all crowded with lawyers and economists!" "Let them make bread then!" "What can I do?" " They don't give us apartments, we won't give them bread!" "Let's see who will last longer!" " It's ridiculous that we blackmail." "Isn't that ranking list ridiculous?" " It is!" "Why don't I have TBC, damn it!" " What are you saying?" "What TBC?" "By our rule book for apartment getting, TBC gives you most points." "You don't say?" "How much?" "15 for every sick member of household." "Like one and a half child." "Why didn't you tell me that until now?" " Why?" " Why didn't you tell me last winter?" "Milutin!" "Get out of the bathroom, you're showering with cold water for two hours already." "Leave me alone!" "Shall I turn in the boiler?" " No way!" "Water has to be ice cold!" "Milutin, you've turn all blue!" " Open the door and make even more draft!" "Close that window, you'll get sick!" " I want to get sick!" "Milutin, you were complaining about the headache." "Why don't you see a doctor?" "Maybe there's really something wrong with your head." "Let's finish him and close up." "Hey, tall one!" "Let me ask you something." "Who's is the owner of this service shop?" "I want to buy one service shop?" "Is this one for sale maybe?" " I don't know." "If I buy it, you'll be the manager." "Me?" " We'll make a business!" "Colleague, where are you going later?" " New Belgrade." "Can you take me?" " Ja wohl." "Bitteschön." "Autumn came..." "I didn't get married!" "Autumn came and I did get married!" " Really?" "I have to go trough engagement experience." " What engagement experience?" "You're a grown man!" " It doesn't matter, it's same for everyone." "People in my municipality introduced that." "And there has to be some order." "You didn't know that?" " No, I lived abroad for a long time." "Gastarbeiter?" " Yes, I was in Germany." "I came back to start some business." "If there's a business I'll stay." "I'd like to open a night club, with go-go girls." "Besides, I have a wife and a child here." "But it seems she found someone else." "But I don't surrender." "Money can make many things happen!" "Turn here if you're going that way." " I'm going exactly that way." "To number 92." " I'm going to 92, too." "We're going in the same building." "Goodbye and thank you for the ride." "Wait please, I'm going out too." " Excuse me." "I'm going to apartment 43." "You too?" " Excuse me?" "I'm going to apartment 43, too." "Coming!" "Good day." "Come in." "After you." " No, please, go ahead." "Bora, my ex husband," "Sinisa, my soon to be husband, sort to speak." "Soon to be husband?" " Something like that." "Ivan's father?" " Yes, I came back." "I'd like to invest my capital." "We can unite, 50-50." "What do you say?" " What are you saying, what unite?" "I'm a little confused." "Of all people I ran into you." "That was a coincidence." " Sinisa, go and check that bird, she's very restless." "Why did you come again?" " To see you." "Is that forbidden?" " It's isn't, but I'm uncomfortable because of him!" "He adores both me and the child!" "Adores!" " She's just a little thirsty." "Why don't you serve husband, I mean comrade, maybe he's thirsty too." "Yes, I'd like a drink." " Sit down." " Here's the whiskey." "You call me by my first name, Bora." "Herr Bora, everyone call me that." "Tell me, what's the field for business here?" "It's hard, herr Bora." "Not a word to the child!" "Good afternoon." "Hi Sinisa." " Ivan, this is Bora, he is my, I mean ours..." " Hello Ivan." " Hello." "I'm your..." "I mean, I'm an old friend of your mom." "The ball is great, real leather, everyone envy me." "You already know each other?" "Since when?" " A few days back." "By chance, huh?" "I have to go study." "Excuse me please!" "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "It's good!" "Well, I have to go now." " No, you'll stay, I'll leave!" " No!" "You'll stay, I'll leave!" "What's the matter?" "Why are you leaving?" " I have to, he's your husband after all." "You'll be my husband, I have nothing with him." " Then I'll leave and he can stay." "I don't know who's insane here." "Then both go." "Don't cry, Seka." "The two of us will go to Thessaloniki to buy some coffee." "For a small shopping, huh?" "Some rich shipowner might like you, Onassis for example." "Sinisa, when are you getting married?" "I have to sew a dress, to make an appointment at the hair dresser, to find a babysitter." "I don't know." " How can you not know?" "Is it scheduled?" "It is." " That means you're getting married." " It doesn't." "Her husband came back." " She's married?" " I don't understand a thing." "She have a husband." "Ex husband." " This isn't right." "Are you going fishing tomorrow?" " Probably." " That's good, to cool off a bit." "Ivan, do you want to go fishing with me?" "I can't, I'm going on a picnic with Bora." "Where are we going?" " That's a mystery." "Mystery?" "I said, it's a secret." "The business started." "You'll see now." "What do you say?" "Good investment?" " What?" "Amusement park!" "I bought it from some Italian." "We'll make big money!" "Herr Bora." " Yes?" " People from municipality were here." "We need the permit." "Mario didn't pay taxes, they want to move the whole park." "We have to leave, and fast." " I'll take care of that." "Crowd is very violent here." "They don't want to buy a ticket, braking light bulbs..." "There's no life for us here, herr Bora." "One guy shot at me yesterday with air gun." "Why didn't he kill you?" "Get to work!" "I'm a man of action, you know?" "I can't settle on one place." "I'm used to business, to traveling." "I see that!" "I see it!" "You live with your mom now?" " Yes." " Where's your dad?" " In Germany." "Have you been conceived out of wedlock?" " Excuse me?" "You're spurious." " I'm not." " I am, I don't have a dad." "I have him, but I never saw him." " Your mom is lying, I heard the same stories." "I saw the picture." " So what?" "Nothing, they were in a hug." " Like that means something." "Sinisa, why are you sitting here?" "I like fresh air." "You know, you're pale lately, coughing." "You don't feel well, are you?" "It seems I caught a cold." " Are you working with detergents in that service?" "That goes straight to the lungs, and you get TBC." "What are you talking about?" " Look at you, you're skinny, coughing, those are the simptoms." "Are you sweating at night?" "Sometimes, I'm going to see a doctor tomorrow." " Don't be in too much hurry." "Wait until it spreads on both lungs." " I really don't feel well." "You already have a small cavern." "Maybe that would be the best." "That would solve all my troubles." "Kosa!" "Kosa, wake up!" "Milutin has gone insane!" " What are you saying?" " Completely insane!" "He's sitting in the refrigerator!" " Where?" " In the refrigerator!" "Milutin, what are you doing in the refrigerator?" "Are you alright?" "I want to get TBC!" " What?" "TBC gives you 15 points!" "Kosa, should I take the children to the country?" "My life is a sad story." "One almost got me killed, the other one left me at the altar." "You?" "Such a nice and emancipated man!" "Don't worry, we'll use fast rehabilitation and as soon as you get better we'll whip each other a bit!" "If you want, we could go for a drink." "I know a place with best coffee in town." "Sure!" "What's wrong with you?" " I have TBC." "Excuse me?" " I have pain under my right shank, I sweat at night," "I cough all the time." "I think it's TBC." "You have to reduce smoking." " It's not smoking, it's cavern!" "You're healthy!" "Can you write that I have TBC?" "And when I actually get one, I'll come to show you." "Alright, bye!" "Guests are coming and I'm not done." "Go open." " Relax, this is my birthday, not yours." "Sinisa!" " This is for you." " Thank you." "Happy birthday." " Is it same as yours?" " It is." "That's what I wanted." "It's fantastic!" "Jasna, come and see what I got." " Hello." " Hello." " Do you need help?" "Svetlana, we have to talk." "Our engagement experience is over, and we lost our schedule for the wedding." "You didn't make up your mind." "I know it's not easy for you, but it isn't for me either!" "I don't know what to do." " You have to make a decision." "Everything got so complicated..." "That's you!" "Ivan, come and see your present." "Here you go, Ivan." " Say 'thank you'." "Thank you, Bora." " You're welcome." " That's the animal I needed." "We're a genuine zoo now." " Ivan!" "He's cute." " Come in." " Thank you!" "Herr Sinisa!" " Herr Bora!" "What are these geezers to you?" " I don't know." " How so?" "It's hard to explain." "Both of them love me." "That's like you have two dads, but both of them are part-time." "And my mom is a problem too." " Why?" " She likes both of them." "Why can't she find a third?" " That's the last thing I need." "I don't understand adults." "They often behave worse than children." "Let me introduce you my colleague from work." "Violeta!" " Violeta?" "Nice to meet you, little Violeta." "Bora, let's have another one." " Of course, my friend!" "Do you want one?" " Children, cake!" "Sinisa, will you please call them?" "I want to invest in some business here." "It's dark, it seems they play spin the bottle." "Really?" "I'll spin their bottle!" "Ivan?" " Leave me alone!" "Come to blow out the candles." " Absolutely no way!" "I stayed unmarried!" "And he loved it last year, kids..." "Kids grow over night." "They become adults without parents even notice it." "It's easy for you to talk when you have sons, but I have a daughter." "You see, lights are off and I have a daughter." "Can you tell them to turn on the lights?" "To tell them how?" " Tell them." "Come in, order them." "You go in and tell them." " It's uncomfortable to give orders in your house." "You have to do it, or your husband." " I don't have one, I'm single." "How can you not have a husband?" "Who are those two you introduced to us?" "That one is my ex husband, and the other one is my future husband." "Is that so?" "I told you to think good in what kind of house we're sending our child." "They're in dangerous age, anything can happen." " What are they doing?" "They probably play spin the bottle." " Spin the bottle?" "I liked to play that when I was young." "I was a genuine master in giving tasks." "Not master, grandmaster!" "What should this pick do?" "That pick will..." "Herr Bora?" "What should this pick do?" " That pick will dance belly dance..." " Samba!" "Bring us some more coca-cola." "Geezers have gone crazy!" "Tell me Radomir, do you like my sister?" "Tell me, don't be shy." " I'm not shy, I'm scared." "Scared of what?" " Of you." "Don't be scared, I invited you." " That's the biggest surprise for me," "I don't have an apartment..." "Tell me, can you collect enough points to get an apartment?" "You can't." "Can I do it?" "Despite my best efforts?" "I can't." "What do you think if the two of us join our points together?" " How?" "You mean that Seka and me..." " Yes." "But know this, my sister is honest, she completed courses for mannequins, photo amateurs and cosmetics, and she does numismatics a little." " I'm a philatelist too." "She's interested?" " I don't know, ask her." "Housing Committee with majority of votes awards comfortable three bedroom apartment with utility rooms instate 7G, object 56A, New Street." "New apartment!" "Now we can enjoy and make ourselves comfortable!" "Disposition should be something like this:" "Kosa, kids and myself are here." "Radomir and Seka in this room." "Mom, in the kitchen during the winter, and on the terrace during the summer." "Living room is here!" "And me, Milutin?" " What about you?" "You're getting married." "I do." " Sinisa, I bought a dress for your wedding last spring, model has become demode!" "You understand, Sinisa?" "I'm a normal woman." "I'm guessing you're a normal man." " I am." "And?" " Svetlana, you know about my feelings for you!" "I know." "We know each other for so long, we didn't even have a proper kiss." " We did, once!" "Once in one year!" "And that's fine for you." " It's not fine." "So?" " It's awkward until we marry." "It's awkward because of Ivan, and now because of Bora!" "And the most awkward part is, I don't know what am I to you!" "Lover, husband, ex husband, future husband?" "Does it matter?" " It is, so I know my position." "I love you!" "Something's on!" "Get me the net!" "This is a huge catfish!" "I knew it it's here!" " Leave the catfish, we have to talk seriously!" "This will be the biggest catch this season!" " Bora wants me to marry him!" "What did you say?" "I didn't hear?" " If I marry him, we go to Germany!" "It broke my fishing pole..." "What Germany?" "It's jounces so hard, it's 50kg at least!" "Why are you pulling so hard, man?" " I'm sorry!" "Ivan, I want to talk seriously with you." "Like two grown man." "I will probably marry your mom." "Then we'd go to Germany, and you'd go to school there." "I can't start any business here." "People don't understand business here." "They always ask for permits, taxes, stamps." "It'll be nice for you there." "When you learn the language, it'll really be nice for you." "Germans are culture and classy nation, not barbers like these people here." "You and me, we'll make a big business there." "Why are you quiet?" "You'll be a gentleman, herr Ivan!" "I'll pay best school for you there, and later you can go to Cambridge, Oxford..." "As you wish!" "Ivan!" "Ivan, where are you going?" "Hello!" " Hello." "Why are you so panting?" " I ran." " Why?" "I was afraid you'll leave, I wanted to see you." " Is that your son?" " Yes." "It looks like you." " Just like me!" "You didn't tell me you have a son this big." " Well, you didn't ask." "Why aren't you coming anymore?" "I come..." " We don't go to fishing anymore." "I rarely go too." " You didn't get a job in school either." "They hired some folk singer." "Now we just practice dances and stuff like that." "Stupid." "Do you want a ride trough the brushes." " Yes." " Hop in!" "I'll turn on the machine." "I want you to be with us!" " I want that to, but..." "I'd like you to be my dad." "Your mother makes that decision." "Don't be sad, everything will be fine." "Comrades, because of the bad incomes, decision has been made to shut down our office." "Part of you will go Bureau of Employment, and other part on other jobs in direction until we find jobs for them." "Does anyone want to say anything?" "Meeting is over." "That's the last thing we needed." "We'll receive minimal payment." "What should I do now?" " Get married and go to Germany, that's my advice." "I love Sinisa, but how can I marry him?" "He has temporary job, I have minimal payment." "Fantastic!" " Bora is a little strange, but he's the father of your child." "Yes, but what should I do in Germany, to sell tickets for the amusement park?" "But then I think about Ivan and that he'd be provided with his father..." "I don't know." "If I were you, I wouldn't think." "I'd marry Bora and that's it." "CAR WASHING SERVICE." "FAST AND CHEEP SERVICE!" "What's this?" " I opened a service." "Do you want me to wash your bike?" "How much it cost for my scooter?" " 10 dinars, car 20 dinars, cheapest in town!" "You're expecting guests?" "It's good that you've come." " Why?" " I wanted to tell you, I made up my mind." "Really?" " To marry Bora." "Bora?" " Yes, Bora." "Try to understand me, it's for Ivan, not for me." "Did you tell him?" " Not yet." "Bora is his father." "I thought about it, and I think that's the best thing for all of us." "Does Bora know that?" " Not yet." "He'll be here any minute." "You stay for dinner too if you want." "No, no, I'm not hungry." "I'll leave now." " Don't be crazy, we'll stay friends." "Please, don't be angry." "I'm not angry, I'm used to be a loser." "Your Rolls-Royce is shining like brand new!" "What is it?" "What happened?" "Hello?" "Bora, is that you?" "I can't hear you!" "You're calling from where?" "From the highway?" "What am I doing there?" "Going to Germany across Italy." "I'll be back as soon as I finish my job." "Business cannot wait!" " And I can wait?" "I can't hear you, speak louder!" "Hello?" " I completely understand you!" "You'll be back as soon as you can!" "Antonio, andiamo!" "Where is Sinisa?" " He left." " Why did you let him leave?" "Which way did he go?" " There!" "Sinisa!" "Sinisa, Sinisa!" "I wanted to tell you something." " What?" "You know my feelings for you." "I know, we'll stay friends." "What was I going to say?" "Where was I?" "You were at ' Sinisa, you know my feelings for you.'" " Yes, yes." "I've always seen more than a friend in you." "Really?" "I didn't notice that." "And Bora, and wedding, night club and Germany?" "He went to Germany, he'll be back when he's done." "What jobs?" "He doesn't have any jobs!" "Just one village amusement park!" "He almost crossed me again, when I'm a fool!" " You're not a fool." " Yes, I am!" "You want to go up?" " I can't, I'm in a hurry." "I have a meeting in my firm." " If that's more important to you, fine." "It isn't." "Svetlana!" "Hey, wash this scooter again, I'll pay double!" "Bon voyage, newlyweds, have fun!" "Write us from your honeymoon." " Why are you carrying all that, it's hot in Spain." "People go to the beach naked there." " Milutin!" " We just have to find our guide!" "Son, take care." " We'll take good care of him." "There he is!" "Please all passengers for Palma de Mallorca to come closer, please hurry up!" "Goodbye then!" " Have a safe trip!" "Before we get in the plane, take your passports and raise your hand." "Come on." "High, high up." "That's it." "Tall one, show me your passport." " As soon as I find it." "Where did I put it?" "I looks like I forgot our passports." "That can only happen to you!" "What shall we do now?" "If you forgot them, we have tours every 15 days." "We want to go toady!" "This is our wedding trip!" "Contact the agency while there's still openings." "Here they are!" " You saved me!" "You forgot them, but I took them." " You're great!" " Bye!" "Alright, put them down, it's alright." "Now we'll learn a few spanish words to manage better." "Repeat after me." "Buenas dias!" " Buenas dias." "Louder!" " Buenas dias!" "That's it." "That means, good afternoon." "Buenas noches." " Buenas noches." " That's good night." "Qué hora es?" " Qué hora es?" "What time is it?" " 12:05!" "Since the rooms in our hotels are with 2 or 3 beds, we'll make sleeping arrangements." "Three of you will be in one room." "You two in one room." "Three of you..." "Sinisa, tell him!" " Tell him what?" " To put us in one room!" "Comrade, please." " All questions later, please!" "Listen to me good." "Men will be in hotel Puerte del Sol." "Women in hotel Espana!" "Understand?" "Let's go!" "We'll be in different hotels!" "Sinisa, do something!" " Do what?" "Comrade, we are..." " Please, both hotels are category B, there's no difference!" "Two by two!" "We'll go to passport check!" "Please, stick to your group!" "We'll talk in the plane!" "Let's learn a few more words." "Goodbye!" "How do you say that?" "Hasta la vista!" "THE END" "Translated by Inglourious @KG"