"♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ C'mon grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very ♪" "♪ distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the dog ♪" "♪ and Finn the human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time!" "♪" "Season 01, Episode 03a The Enchiridion!" "Subtitles by:" "Subtitle Time" "Candy Party!" "Jake!" "This party is so crazy!" "I know, Finn!" "I know!" "So, Finn..." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Oh, my gosh!" "I can't believe you just said that." "What a wonderful, marvelous party!" "Ok." "I'm gonna do it." "Ok-ok-ok." "Everyone watch!" "I'm gonna do a flip!" "Princess Bubblegum's in trouble!" "Watch where you're going!" "Please!" "Calm yourselves, my people." "I am safe!" "Oh, thank you, Finn." "You truly are my hero this day." "Cool." "Hero..." "Hmmm..." "Hero..." "Hey, I just thought of something!" "Uhh..." "What'd you think of?" "I'll show you." "Come on!" "We'll go through my secret entrance." "Alright, everyone." "Turn around." "Well, turn around." "This entrance is secret." "Math." "Hurry, Finn!" "No way!" "Here it is." "Check it out." "A magical globe?" "No, Finn." "It's what you can see through the globe." "Golly!" "Look." "See this book?" "Yeah, I see it!" "It's called the Enchiridion." "It's a book meant only for heroes who's hearts are righteous." "Shmow-zow!" "The book lies at the top of Mount Cragdor, guarded by a manly minotaur." "It's waiting for a truly righteous hero to claim it!" "Do you think I've got the goods, Bubblegum?" "'Cause I am in to this stuff!" "Yeah, I know..." "And yes, I do." "Then off I go!" "Jaaaaaaake!" "Thanks, pal." "Farewell, Fi" "Oh, wait a minute..." "Farewell, Finn the human boy!" "Bye, Princess!" "You know what time it is, buddy?" "Adventure time?" "Yeah, man!" "Greetings, young heroes to be." "This mountain is called Cragdor." "Its purpose is two-fold:" "to protect the Enchiridion and to test the hearts of those who seek to possess it." "Many noble challengers have entered the temple to pass the grueling trials that lie behind these walls, but no one has ever left here alive or dead!" "Only the truest most worthy hero can receive the heroes' Enchiridion and walk out these doors again!" "If it is you, friend, and I cannot say that I am certain, but you are verily welcome to try;" "however, first you must pass my riddle." "My name is Key-per, and duly so, for I carry the key to this door, but all is not how it appears, you see." "(Or perhaps you do not see at all)" "Perhaps the key is in you, child, but you cannot use your brawn here." "The door is magically sealed." "Oh!" "You've unlocked the riddle of the door." "Brilliantly done, child!" "Please, reveal to me how you unraveled my clue." "I just thought you'd look cute stuffed in that lock." "Oh, yes." "That's how most people get in." "Bye!" "You've passed the first trial, young heroes, but prepare yourselves!" "For there are many trials ahead of you, and each trial is more treacherous than the last." "Enchiridion is..." "That way." "What?" "!" "?" "Dude!" "You can't smell the book from here!" "It's in the castle on top of the mountain." "In a room." "Wish you had one, huh?" "Help!" "Help!" "This way!" "What about the book?" "It can wait." "Someone needs our help." "Yo, Finn." "Are you alright?" "Did you get brain damage?" "I'm fine!" "Keep going!" "We have to hurry!" "I gotcha." "Thank you for saving us..." "Now we can destroy this old lady!" "What?" "!" "?" "Every time you say "what" we'll destroy and old lady." "What?" "!" "?" "Every time you say "no" we'll destroy an old lady." "No!" "Wai..." "Please..." "Don't destroy..." "Anymore Old women." "Every time you look sad we'll destroy a big old woman!" "Well..." "Ever since I got the..." "Hey, guys." "Every time he's a big wuss, let's destroy and old lady." "Hey!" "Back off, you gnomes!" "That kid just saved you guys!" "You should thank him, not destroy old ladies!" "Do you even know what I'm talking about?" "Say thank you!" "Say..." "Thank..." "You..." "Kill it!" "Get back in there!" "Help!" "Help!" "Hey, Finn." "You ok?" "No way, dude." "Those old ladies are destroyed because of me." "I'm not righteous I'm wrongteous." "...Stupidteous..." "They're just gnomes and illusions." "Illusions?" "Yeah, man." "Think." "What would regular, old, sweet ladies be doing wandering the hills of Mount Cragdor?" "Maybe they're lost?" "No way." "This place is designed to mess you up;" "to mess with your head." "None of this is real." "It's all just trials to test your heroic attributes." "Now let's go get that book." "Yeah!" "You're the smartest dog I know, man." "Jake?" "Jaaaaaaaake!" "You cannot pass!" "Gimme back my friend!" "No!" "It's ok, Finn!" "I can get out!" "Let Jake go, or I'll..." "I'll kick your foot!" "It is impossible for you to hurt me!" "Don't worry, dude!" "I found another way..." "I'm coming, buddy!" "I think your dog finally fell into my stomach." "Hey..." "Where'd you go?" "I got your wallet, man!" "Hey!" "My big money!" "Give it back!" "Give me back my friend!" "But I killed him already!" "Fine..." "I'll give you your dollar." "Here's your dollaaaaaarrrrr!" "Jake!" "You're ok!" "Stomachs are weird." "Dude!" "You just flew us all the way to the top!" "Wait a minute." "I can smell the book right through this door." "You're under arrest for stealing my dollar!" "Just a minute Jake." "You know what that was?" "That was righteous." "Thanks, Jake." "Now sniff out that book for me." "You got it!" "Cool!" "Congratulations, Finn the human." "You must be truly righteous to have made it this far." "Thank you." "Now!" "Enter my brain-world, and I will show you some aspect of yourself that you're not entirely aware of." "Where... am I?" "For your final trial:" "slay the beast!" "Why?" "Is it an evil beast?" "Yes." "It's completely evil." "Will you slay it?" "Shoot, yeah." "I'll slay anything that's evil." "That's my deal." "Yes!" "You've done well, hero." "Thank you." "Now..." "As one last, last, trial..." "Slay this ant!" "Is it evil?" "No!" "But... it's not good either." "It's neutral." "Will you slay it?" "No!" "If you want the heroes' Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!" "Never." "Never." "Never!" "Congratulations, Finn the human." "Now you have truly reached..." "NEVER!" "Oh, no!" "Mr. Key-per!" "I-I'm sorry." "Why are you wearing that little devil costume?" "These are my pajamas." "I was getting ready for bed." "Finn..." "Jake..." "You made it!" "Are you another trial?" "Trial?" "Oh, no!" "I'm Mannish Man, the minotaur." "The manly minotaur from Princess Bubblegum's story!" "So..." "Can I check out the Enchiridion?" "Can I?" "Can I?" "Can I?" "Yeah." "Come on." "Let's go check it out." "We've been watching you guys on our magical viewing globe." "Take a seat guys, have some juice." "There's grape and apple and the gatekeeper made spaghetti." "And..." "Alright, Finn." "Are you ready for this?" "The Enchiridion!" "You deserve it, Finn." "Really?" "Yeah, Finn." "You're the goodest of heart and most righteous hero I've seen here." "Tenderness, ingenuity, bravery, nard-kicking ability, and when you took that giant ogre's dollar..." "Oh, man!" "The Key-per nearly fainted!" "It's true!" "Hey!" "Crack open that book and read something for fun's sake, alright?" "Oh, yeah!" "Whoa." "How to Kiss Princesses?" "Whoa." "What'd you just read?" "Yeah." "What does it say, Finn?" "Mannish Man won't tell me." "Hey." "Don't tell her, Finn." "It doesn't say anything, Princess." "Mannish man!"