"79.2)}TEAM Gaki presents:" "230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cH059A86}Timing/Typesetting:" "{\cH558C00}Slayeer (Alex) {\cH00A2B6}Hinnerk {\cH1D19CF\3cHFFFFFF}Kazuma {\cH3E57C2}Inugami {\cH71017E\3cHFFFFFF}Sacro {\cHFAA42D}Alfred {\3cHF8F8FC\cH792421\4cHFFFFFF\3cHFFFFFF}Melty" "230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cH23B9FF}Translation:" "{\cH558C00}Michael {\cH00A2B6}Melty {\cH1D19CF\3cHFFFFFF}Half-San {\cH3E57C2}DesertStarr(Jason) {\cH71017E\3cHFFFFFF}Lei {\cHFAA42D}Scion 230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cH2627FC}Final checker:" "{\cH00A2B6}James 230)\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\cHCE4C26}Others:" "{\cH9F005B}Jordan  Rich 22.4)}TG" "\fscx120\fscy120} {\cH2A34D5}abyss{\cHFFFFFF} of emotional suppression" "An abyss of emotional suppression ... that is when people express tears of joy.." "\fscx120\fscy120}express tears of {\cH2A34D5}joy 355)}Gaki no Tsukai best series" "80)}Gaki no Tsukai best series 5090)}Gaki no Tsukai best series" "Gaki no Tsukai's best" "\fscx100\fscy100)}"No Laughing Earth Defense Force" "\fscx120\fscy120)}"No Laughing Earth Defense Force" "No Laughing" series" "This year they go beyond the Earth!" "591)}Secret 760}Secret" "250)}Attacked by laughter assassins!" "5090)}{\cH2D878B\3cHCCFDFF\4cH11F6FB}Super Deluxe!" "{\cHCE4C26}Lineup" "The best lineup of laughter assassins attack the five!" "304)}Matsuko you bastard!" "300)\fnBaskerville Old Face\fs90\cH060FB2\4cH000000}YOU BASTARD!" "{\cH060FB2}is it?" "!" "{\cH060FB2}is it?" "!" "{\cH060FB2}is it?" "!" "0)}{)\cH1DAA28\3cHFFFFFF\4cH5F5F5F}Defense{\cH000000} training" "Special celebrities gather for the defense training!" "549)\cH3924CA\3cHBE3E47\4cH11F6FB\b1}Happy boy!" "500)\cH2A34D5\3cHFFFFFF\4cH00F6FF}WOW!" "{)\cH1DFFEA\3cHD70A2E\fs80}Happion!" "300)\fnBaskerville Old Face\fs90\cH060FB2\4cH170F54\3cHFFFFFF\shad5\blur2}'That Horror' 541)\frz2.974\4cH170F54}Returns" "The horror again .." "250)} the howling and screaming 250)} the howling and screaming" "250)}The Tag war returns for training!" "250)}The Tag war returns for training!" "The howl and scream-inducing tag war returns" "300)\fnBaskerville Old Face\fs90\cHA53C1F\4cH000000\i1}'Help~!" "0)\fs45\4cHFFFFFF\3cHFFFFFF\cH000000}Stage{\cH3924CA} Red Circuit" "The stage is upgraded to a circuit 324)}really cool guy" "\fscy100\fscx100\frz0)}HAMADA SA~N!" "\fscx120\fscy120)\cH51043C\i0\4cH51043C\shad4\blur5}prey" "Even THAT super-famous actor also becomes prey" "496)\frz9.441}willpower of men 353)\bord3\alphaH80\fscx180\fscy180}willpower of men" "The willpower of men whose bodies are put to the test" "\fscx100\fscy100)\cH614EB3\blur5\3cH000100\4cH000100}You're a traitor!" "Hey!" "350)\4cH74216B\3cHFFFFFF\cH21812D}HAMADA SA~N!" "370)}First time in the series!" "An unbelievable {\cH3924CA}situation" "For the first time in the series ... 0)\cHD2BC73\3cHFFFFFF\4cHFFFFFF\blur5\fs65}Tears tears... and the reason is ..." "5090)}Only laughter!" "{\cH3924CA} 6 hour special{\cH000000} challenge!" "New Year's Eve special!" "304)}Absolutely no Laughing!" "Absolutely no laughing!" "300)\cHC2C6C6\3cH4F1FAF\4cH4F1FAF}Earth Defense Force 512)\cHA6CED9\3cH1F0095\4cH1F0095}24 Hours{\cHA3BACB}" "154)}New Year's Eve Special 199)\cHE3D4D5\4cHD0362E\3cHB64038}Absolutely no Laughing!" "130)\frz10.49}no Tsukai ya Arahende!" "104)\frz7.866}Gaki 68)}Downtown" "523)}Downtown 592)}Matsumoto Hitoshi" "596)\3cH000000\4cHCCE442}Hamada Masatoshi" "Matsumoto-san 588)\4cH47AC2C}Tsukitei Housei" "The day has finally come for this year." "534)}Cocorico 588)\4cH3168AB}Endo Shozo" "593)\4cH3168AB}Tanaka Naoki it has!" "Is everyone okay?" "We are okay!" "Are you all okay?" "that's right." "you won't believe it!" "Yes" "We really do!" "Like forever!" "It's enough time for a quick-blooming bud to bloom into a flower" "We have that much time!" "This year's theme is {\alphaHFF}Earth Defense Force" "This year's theme is{\cH000000\4cHFE3C43} Earth Defense Force" "Woah!" "It's here!" "Defense Force" "Protect the earth?" "{\alphaHFF}We can't even protect our own arses" "Protect the earth?" "{\4cH3924CA\cH000000}We can't even protect our own arses" "That's true." "right?" "that's right." "You were defeated." "We were supposed to be a force." "We couldn't protect anything." "{\alphaHFF\c\4c} didn't it?" "didn'tit?" "I{\cH000000\4cH3924CA} literally heard my arse just {\alphaHFF}'end'." "I{\cH000000\4cH3924CA} literally heard my arse just 'end'." "{\4cH3924CA}It just went "PE~NNNNNN"!" "really." "It said "pe~n" "It said "pe~n" "My ass just 'ended'" "{\4cH3924CA}At {\cH3924CA\4c}50 years old {\4cH3924CA}my ass has just given up" "I don't understand." "Matsumoto-san." "{\cH000000\4cHFE3C43}the cue for VTR 609)}please!" "Alright!" "So are we ready?" "Let's go!" "264)}No Laughing Earth Defense Force 563))\i0}Dawn" "When the sunrise colors the sky ... the trees are awakening... 568))\cH1AFBDD}beginning they symbolize a beginning." "Will there be a filming site?" "I've heard that there will be rockets." "{\cH000000\4cH3099F2}"Wait right here" {\cH3099F2\4cH000000}is what it says." "Those signs {\cH000000\4cH3924CA}pisses me off this?" "It could say "please wait" or "could you wait here"." "374)}Wait here!" "This is more of a {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}demand" "{\alphaHFF} I've already (black)lost interest(black) in doing this shoot" "I've already {\cH000000\4cH3924CA}lost interest in doing this shoot" "My interest flew away." "You've started it by just moaning!" "{\cH000000\4cH31DF4C}We all know that person will show up anyway." "that's right." "won't he?" "It seems like it." "480)}HEE~Y!" "Ugh ..." "Something is coming." "It's coming." "It's coming." "It's coming." "look at his speed." "I see." "He's not a celebrity." "Did he {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}lose a little weight?" "he looks a bit thinner." "Yes." "His {\cH000000\4cH31DF4C}face hasn't changed though 669)}*we filmed with special permission" "You stopped awfully{\cH000000\4cH3924CA} far away from us 553)}Downtown previous manager" "613)}Fujiwara Hiroshi" "He can come closer that would've been good." "Good morning everyone!" "628)}In the neighboring{\alphaHFF} city's supermarket 628)}In the neighboring city's supermarket" "704)}there was an early morning time sale" "I went to the sale by speeding on a mom's-bicycle" "Hey Tanaka-!" "How many people do you think this food can feed?" "We can't hear .. helicopter .." "{\cH000000\4cH3924CA}Helicopter is flying very close by." "{\cH000000\4cH31DF4C}Mid-air distance" "Can you please come forward?" "you mean us?" "The helicopter is right above us." "it's so difficult to hear." "Has this ever happened?" "Hey Tanaka-!" "Yes." "How many people do you think this food can feed?" "There's quite a bit ..." "About 10 people ..." "This{\alphaHFF} is all for me" "This is all for {\cH21F1D3\3cH000000}me" "This food {\alphaHFF}all of it is for me by myself" "This food all of it is {\alphaHFF}for me by myself" "This food all of it is for me by {\cH21F1D3\3cH000000}myself" "Why do you say that twice?" "623)\cH43D7C2\3cH000000\4cHFFFFFF}That makes me laugh!" "What the hell are you saying?" "too!" "What the hell ... 593)}Hamada" "Yes." "544)\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}I came by mom-bicyle {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}so 622)}you may slightly feel something" "612)\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}What do you think {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}this year's theme is?" "You can't really tell.." "618)}Is it grocery store?" "565)\frz11.14}Hell no! 612)}This year's theme is {\cH2A34D5}{\alphaHFF}Earth Defense Force!" "612)}This year's theme is {\cH2A34D5}Earth Defense Force!" "Then don't ask!" "That has nothing to do with the bicycle." "250)\cHE66934\3cHCCFDFF}Newly Recruited members of the Defense Force 250)\cH2A34D5\3cHCCFDFF}Challenge for 24 hours of duty!" "The five men are newly recruited Defense Force members they endure 24 hours of brutal duty." "250)\cHFFFFFF}one person{\cH9F005B\3cHDEDEDE} has a troublesome issue ... there is one person {\alphaHFF}who has a troublesome issue .." "there is one person who has a troublesome issue .." "619)}Yamasaki {\alphaHFF} you went through a name-change 619)}Yamasaki you went through a {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}name-change" "Yes." "thank you very much." "What was the name again?" "607)}It is Tsukitei Housei 611)}What the hell is that?" "{\alphaHFF} No one knows that." "611)}What the hell is that?" "{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}No one knows that." "It hasn't become popular yet." "Yes." "613)}Uhm ..." "That 613)} ...." "That" "At an important time." "Seriously?" "It's quick." "Should we try once more from the top?" "{\cH000000}(The script.)" "618)}His new name's unpopularity with the public 616)}{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}It makes me laugh a lot!" "250)}the problem with Yamasaki's name change he will participate as "tsukitei housei" "I really don't understand." "Well we can't do anything about it" "He makes me mad" "The recognition really is low." "so you're gonna go as Housei!" "Yes." "you guys .." "541)}I told you that you're part of the Earth Defense Force 629)}{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}but why are you dressed like that!" "?" "Isn't it weird?" "What" "I have your change of clothes in those boxes over there so I'm gonna have you change right now." "we're changing clothes again." "532)}Before Earth Defense Duties 250)}{\cH74EDE7\3cH000000}Change into appropriate outfits" "With that reasoning they will change into the appropriate outfits." "when you're ready" "I'm going to have you come out one by one" "Yes!" "So cool." "588)}Macho-Papa Soldier" "Thank you." "It looks nice." "The titles are unnecessary." "that's right." "Housei!" "Yes." "What is the point of it?" "579)}Selfishly changed his name-member" "It's pretty cute." "Your legs are also showing." "Thank you." "Hopefully you'll be a tasteful member." "Yes." "Yes!" "You're definitely handsome and cool." "573)}Handsome Baseball-freak member" "Thank you." "You'll be well-liked by women." "Hopefully you'll be a very well-liked member." "Thank you." "Yes!" "575)}Lanky Pointy-Chin member" "You're so lanky." "You need to gain weight." "The pointy-chin was unneeded." "Hopefully you will be a strong-willed member." "609)}Alright Hamada" "581)}The only woman on the team member" "It looks good!" "Why are you a girl?" "It's nice!" "Why are you a girl?" "I'm jealous!" "609)}Is that your own {\cH000000}wig?" "It probably has Hamada's name on it." "It looks so good." "That's definitely your own wig." "527)}I'm going to explain the rules so 622)}form a line up front" "You have such nice legs." "You can work it." "You've always had 611)\cH000000}very nice legs{\cH236BC2} Hamada-san." "Hamada-san's legs really are pretty." "One!" "You are members of the Earth Defense Force." "250)}You are newly recruited {\cH4113A3}EDF{\2cH000000\cH000000} members going through 24 hours of training you will do various tasks." "423)}Cough!" "Second!" "no matter what happens - absolutely no laughing." "{\cH4113A3} absolutely no laughing tirth you will receive severe punishment on the spot." "that's it." "you will receive{\cH4113A3} severe punishment" "Got it?" "but he hasn't been listening at all." "Hamada hasn't." "602)}I'm so cold." "Are you cold?" "look- 588)}wearing a garter belt {\cHBD22DC\i0}❤" "You're wearing a garter ..." "You've really done it." "It's very sexy." "605)}You didn't {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}protect{\cH2A22BE} at all" "Yourself." "Yourself." "Yourself." "528)}To get to the EDF headquarters 613)}{\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}we will go by bus a bus ..." "A bus." "right?" "Ughhh ..." "I really don't want to." "444)}Sponsors 449)}" "561)}Nissei Advance 557)}Healthy Family" "Is it really a bus?" "Are we really going to do this?" "We're gonna wait for the bus right here." "250)\be9\cH2A34D5}Tension {\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF}Rises" "Finally the beginning the tension is rising." "It's here." "603)}It's here." "it's here." "There's always Kurobikari." "that's true." "Kurobikari." "It's here!" "Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force." "This is the name of the place where you will be working." "310)}Gaasuu Kurobikari 392)}Earth Defense Force" "Isn't it cool?" "522)}Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force" "Gaasuu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force" "Gaasuu Kurobikari Defense Force of Earth in this freshly-designed commuter bus" "89)}ölklöklöklöklöklök 587)\cHDD0629\3cHFFFFFF\be15}Aim for the {\cH000000}EDF Headquarters they will aim for the Earth Defense Force Headquarters" "Are we getting on?" "615)}We're gonna board right?" "614)}the moment you get is when it {\cH74EDE7\3cH000000}starts can't do anything about it." "But it begins as soon as we board ..." "So if we get on ..." "I'm getting on!" "huh..." "Wait..." "Why are you walking like that?" "I was really cold." "I'm getting on!" "Lead the way!" "so cold..." "Here we go!" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Do{\alphaHFF} Not Laugh" "\fscx100\fscy100)}{\alphaHFF} Do Not{\alphaHFF} Laugh" "\fscx100\fscy100)\alphaHFF}Do Not Lau{\alphaHFF}gh" "\fscx100\fscy100)\alphaHFF} Do Not Laugh" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Ear{\alphaHFF}th Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)\alphaHFF}Earth {\alphaHFF}Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Def{\alphaHFF}ence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defen{\alphaHFF}ce Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence {\alphaHFF}Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Fo{\alphaHFF}rce {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Force {\alphaHFF}{\cHA5C4DB}24 hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24{\alphaHFF} hours" "\fscx100\fscy100)} Earth Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 ho{\alphaHFF}urs" "\fscx100\fscy100)} {\alphaHFF}Earth Defence Force {\cHA5C4DB}24 hours it's warm in here" "Okay... let's go!" "Okay let's go!" "Here we go!" "come on.." "593)} Some customers are already on it's so cold!" "it really is.." "{\c\4cH450000\3cHFFFFFF}so I am just going to take them from you 492)}The helmet will {\cH000000}"get in the way"?" ".." "416)} Hahahahahaha" "So what is the point in giving them to us?" "589)} Judge didn't see..." "Therefore SAFE the bus has 595)\cH25EDD1}Off to the Earth Defence HQ{\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF} - but what lies ahead.... departed for the Earth Defence Headquarters but what lies ahead?" "\fscx100\fscy100)\4cH77CECB} The bus is on its way to HQ 625)}Laughter will NOT{\cHD6643D} be tolerated from here!" "The 5 make their way for HQ but their laughter will not be tolerated anymore!" "464)}Does the actual Earth 535)}Defence Force look like... like this?" "Like the fact we're travelling with ordinary people is like..." "Yeah..." "You're right" "Something's definitely not right... it's not that cold..." "He was moaning the whole time!" "445)} You guys 511)} get to wear trousers.." "You must be warmed up by now in here.." "look at this 601)} The woman gets a garter belt as part of their uniform" "This was awful..." "That is amazing..." "That businessman over there just laughed..." "That's way too much..." "Fujiwara is laughing so much... {\cH000000\4cH0607D2}He's laughing like{\cH0607D2} "What a Masterpiece"!" "Literally his face is like that... 498)} Haha..." "You were never getting away with that" "You guys were all laughing before me too..." "Like 'he-he-he'" "I was completely cool... 663)}I was safe" "536)\cH381398}Black army {\cH000000}will 592)\4cHAAAC71\3cHAAAC71}4th Rule" "598)}smack you on your arse if you laugh" "Oh..." "This again?" "shit..." "Get him good... 120)} BAM!" "120)} BAM!" "Get him good... 120)} BAM!" "120)} BAM!" "He got me {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}right in my face {\cH3099F2\4cH000000} just now..." "HAHAHAHAHA 601)}This can't be allowed..." "This was properly..." "Bloody hell.." "And Endo is going to get another smack!" "This was totally ridiculous..." "I haven't done anything wrong!" "This isn't right!" "it's not right... right?" "that was unfair..." "That wasn't fair..." "You got hit for no reason... 646)}Yeah" "Someone else gets punished{\alphaHFF} and then that hits you in the face... {\cH0607D2\4cH000000}I mean" "Someone else gets punished {\cH04121B\4cH4B40F4}and then that hits you in the face... {\cH0607D2\4cH000000}I mean" "529)\b1}Laughter from bad luck {\cH000000} is part of this show 595)}After this {\cH0607D2} more traps will make them laugh" "An unlucky start..." "But that happens in this show it really has started..." "And now the traps to make them laugh will show themselves... \fscx100\fscy100)} BUS STOP" "The door has opened... 612)}Wakabayashi Masayasu" "609)\4cHFFFFFF\3cH04121B} Takaoka Saki 549)} Cool guy" "547)}Madonna" "Hey Saki" "Yeah?" "Have you decided which guy you want to be with?" "he's a "cool guy"?" "{\cHB51FD4\4cH000000} they just don't 695)}appeal that much to me 590)} 2 men are supposedly after Saki" "You do realize that you are {\alphaHFF}the brother of Rockabilly" "You do realize that you are the brother of Rockabilly" "The supposedly "coolest guy's" {\alphaHFF}little sister" "The supposedly "coolest guy's" little sister" "So don't go out with some loser big bro." "But you know..." "Those two guys..." "They just {\cH000000\4cHB51FD4}don't appeal to me enough" "619)}Ito Ichiro (from ELT) 550)} Shark Crew" "it's just..." "They've planned this well..." "I was laughing at the length of his face..." "They really put everything into it... they really had... 526)} His appeal to Saki" "603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5} A really cheesy chat up line" "{\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} Hey Saki." "640)\fscx80\fscy80}Today is the day {\alphaHFF}I'm going to get 640)\fscx80\fscy80}Today is the day I'm going to get" "695)\fscx80\fscy80}a good reaction from you 640)}The only guy" "God you can barely hear his voice... 688)\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} capable of taming a woman like you" "{\alphaHFF}you know?" "you know?" "497)} The volume is..." "If you could speak a bit louder... really tough" "Oh shit..." "It' a little hard to hear..." "Well I guess he's not the singer of his band..." "Please raise the volume a little bit... 488)}Is it not hard for you" "556)}to hear at all?" "{\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80}The only guy who can tame a woman like you... {\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80}is me..." "Don't be so stupid 628)}I have no intention{\cH000000\4cHB51FD4} of going out {\cHB51FD4\4cH000000}" "699)} with an useless idiot like you at all" "{\cH000000\4cHB51FD4}Even that guy {\4cH000000\cHB51FD4} would be a better choice than you... 616)}Tenryu Genichirou" "551)} Jet Crew" "On we go..." "Obviously we'll laugh..." "He barely managed to get on the bus!" "His knee is really dodgy nowadays..." "Oh wow... 526)} His appeal to Saki" "603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5}A really cheesy chat up line" "For real..." "Hey Saki..." "My nickname is löälöälöälöälöälöälöälöälöälöä" "And we're doing a dance off there." "How can we understand that... 517)}What the hell is he saying?" "and his voice is quite small too..." "Saki prefers this guy?" "{\alphaHFF} Saki's heart{\alphaHFF}" "Saki's heart don't you have anything else? 629)}about this cottage... 700)\cH000000\4cHDFBA5F}even Japan's famous people come there" "629)}like Takegawa Crystal... 700)} and Takeshi-Gundan's "Downtown's"..." "Umm Takeshi-Gundan's..." "Downtown isn't part of Takeshi-Gundan..." "Umm..." "Takegawa..." "Oh{\alphaHFF\cH000000\4cHDFBA5F}" "Oh. {\cH000000\4cHDFBA5F} Guadalcanal Taka as well" "They just took over Downtown..." "Okay both of you..." "Next is... {\alphaHFF}Whilst dancing" "Next is..." "Whilst dancing" "Give Saki your best chat up line and win her heart over" "526)}Their appeal to Saki 603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5} Dance and chat her up with their best line" "I hope?" "{\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} Obviously..." "Tenryu?" "öä#öä##öäöääö" "{\alphaHFF}you're up first you're up first" "649)}Elvis Presley 596)\blur1\b0} Jailhouse Rock" "He had a little glance at us there..." "Like a kind of "are you okay" look..." "'You're not pissed at me for doing this?" "' kind of look" "389)}Hey Saki" "\fscx120\fscy120}Um... \fscx120\fscy120}Um... \fscx120\fscy120}Um..." "\fscx120\fscy120}(sigh)... \fscx120\fscy120}(sigh)... {\bord3\alphaH80\fscx80\fscy80} Next time.." "I will *#(#*$#(*" "He couldn't even say it properly at all." "And Saki's just laughing the whole time..." "Saki was laughing so much." "She was laughing the whole time" "Saki's been laughing the whole time..." "Yeah she was" "She was" "Okay Mister Ito" "{\alphaHFF}it's your go now." "it's your go now." "*(*#$(#$ 649)}Little Richard" "601)} Tooty Fruity" ".Oh Tenryu boy.." "411)} Hm?" "What was that dance?" "Where's your chat up line?" "Oh yeah... 631)}Saki {\alphaHFF} Part 2 would you like to go have" "705)}a cream soda with me?" "It just wouldn't go in at all." "Would you like to go have a cream soda with me?" "582)} Microphone wouldn't go into his pocket" "Do it properly.." "It's still not in his pocket properly." "No no no..." "I'm not laughing at what he said" "I know..." "Yeah it's more the..." "What about Yamasaki?" "452)} 448)}Sponsors" "559)} 563)}" "563)} 567)}" "Hold on a second" "He was the first one of us to laugh" "I was safe" "{\alphaHFF}did either of them appeal to you much?" "did either of them appeal to you much?" "628)}Oh I can't decide who's better out of these two." "I... {\cH000000\4cHB51FD4}found a really good {\cHB51FD4\4cH000000}looking guy sir" "sir 592)} Saki likes Matsumoto you sir" "I have kind of fallen for you 649)} Connie Francis" "601)} Stupid Cupid mister" "These kind of things... 592)} Tries to appeal by dancing with love" "Watch my dance now" "Seriously this situation was..." "I bet?" "and it would be my pleasure if we did something nice..." "Hang on a second... the balding pervert!" "you 635)}what do you think" "710)} you're looking at with that dirty look on your face!" "dgsdgsdsdg weren't you!" "?" "No..{\alphaHFF}part 2" "No..." "I wasn't." "weren't you!" "I wasn't... 617)}You make me sick..." "I feel sick now..." "Let's go home!" "526)}To Housei:" "The Pervert 603)\fnComic Sans MS\cHA1008C\be5} She spits her gum at him" "Why did she do that?" "didn't it?" "Hold on man...{\alphaHFF}part2" "The judges are being way too lenient" "Yamasaki was{\alphaHFF}part2" "Yamasaki was spared there" "He should have been hit like 3 extra times." "0)} 15 minutes since start" "Fifteen minutes since they left the park" "And the punishments just don't stop for the guys 584)} Already loads of {\cH0300BB} punishments!" "{\4cH11F6FB} 523)} And next 606)} {\cH0300BB\fs56}There are even funnier {\cH1DAA28} traps awaiting them" "But... ahead of them are even funnier traps waiting to make them laugh" "593)\cH97FE95\4cHFFFFFF\be5\fs67\i1}BUS STOP" "Oota-san" "If you don't sign the contract with us now.." "our company will undoubtedly..{\alphaHFF}part2 our company will undoubtedly be finished!" "542)\be5} Salesman 607)}Kakei Toshio" "So I'm really begging you" "You and I...{\alphaHFF}We've been partners for a long time" "You and I.." "We've been partners for a long time" "But this time...{\alphaHFF}I'm really sorry" "But this time..." "I'm really sorry" "I have no time left" "So I need to go ok?" "Wait... {\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "{\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "Wait..." "Oota-san!" "{\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "Wait..." "Oota-san!" "Oota-san!" "Please don't crush my company!" "{\alphaHFF}Oota-san!" "Please don't crush my company!" "Oota-san!" "the salesmen is in a dilemma... 500)} There's no tomorrow... 629)\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF\be9}"Ashita ga arusa at that age" "1000))} You're resorting to use Viagra" "I'm active 1000))} All I need is 'Aka Mamushi'" "43)} (Aka Mamushi = drink which contains lots of Vitamin C)" "I like Shozo" "I love you 1000))} When Shozo was becoming a teenager" "1000))} I found your stash of porn magazines 1000))} The women in these magazines" "1000))} were all the same age as me... we like Shozo we love you 1000))}my older brother got me a present" "I was shocked 1000))}Inside was a radio control car..." "I like Shozo we all love you" "20 years on 1000))}he tried to make himself look like Mr. Big Shot who wasn't even invited" "1000))}What a dirty insecure guy" "I like Shozo we all love you you middle aged man" "1000))}I found your hidden stash of videos" "I will seduce 1000))}with a widow's mourning dress" "I like Shozo we all love you" "1000))} I was worried about Ikue-san 1000))}after she watched last year's Gaki no Tsukai" "1000))} This is just a lie but apparently 1000))}Endo also likes men?" "I like Shozo we all love you who was born in Toyonaka and loves women he loves airplanes" "1000))}He also likes the Kousou buildings he likes kinako as well" "1000))}He also likes pink clothes" "I like Shozo we all love you!" "Shozo is a {\cH000000}really {\cHE0C04B}pathetic son but" "All of us at Re:" "Endo Japan {\alphaHFF}love Endo very very much" "All of us at Re:" "Endo Japan love Endo very very much" "Everyone{\alphaHFF} of Japan" "Everyone of Japan 476)} Look at Kakei-san's knee... 610.667)\fs56}Endo's Dad puts his hand on Kakei's knee" "Let's all {\alphaHFF}work hard together" "Let's all work hard together" "Goodbye!" "That was amazing..." "Why did he put his hand on Kakei-san's knee?" "you're right why did he?" "Poor Kakei-san really Kakei-san{\alphaHFF}part2" "I am so sorry" "(My family) they came so early... 609)}Yeah it was really early.." "0)} Morisaki Yuki 543.571)} Testified against Endo last year" "604.571)} and therefore {\cH2527B2} is part of the family!" "Morisaki-san..." "She's not really part of my family..." "She's teamed up with your ex wife and everything... and like everyone close to you" "I could never have imagined that" "This is what happens when you fail to chat up a woman... yeah... they get with your ex wife and...{\alphaHFF}part2 that was ridiculous." "518)} Still a while to go{\cH000000} on this journey 604)} There are still more stops to come The long and hard path to the centre{\alphaHFF} still continues" "The long and hard path to the centre still continues" "593)\cH97FE95\4cHFFFFFF\be5\fs67\i1}Bus Stop" "\fscx400\fscy400)\cHE5E096}My {\cH4FFFE7}first {\cHDD63C4}outing {\cH73A8DF}alone 559)\be09}Winter {\cH2A34D5}Adventure{\cHE65EDB} Special!" "Today the children going on a journey alone are{\alphaHFF}part2 who is 4." "598)\be9} Younger brother 601)} Older brother" "655)\cH38BF47\3cH000000} Yuto-kun (4 years) 655)} Shota-kun (5 years)" "The trustworthy older brother and{\alphaHFF}part2 the little cry-baby brother" "They are very close brothers just us 2?" "just us 2?" "so don't worry." "I get it!" "Their Mum has asked them to{\alphaHFF}part2" "Go to the cake store and collect the cake they ordered and go to the flower shop and buy some flowers" "Big bro...{\alphaHFF}Please can we get off the bus already?" "Big bro..." "Please can we get off the bus already?" "silly." "silly." "{\cH22FDDE\3cH000000}We aren't there yet." "is that so... 650))}WAAAAA~~~" "Oh deary deary me...{\alphaHFF}part2" "Yuto-kun is... feeling scared and has started crying..." "But look...{\alphaHFF}part2" "Look at the kind-hearted brother." "He got something from one of the trees before..." "He gets the Kuwagata Beetle out...{\alphaHFF}part 2{\alphaHFF}part 3 and he is going to put it on his nose{\alphaHFF}part 3 in order to make his younger brother Yuto-kun laugh." "watch this." "Here I go... 522)} How this program works 608)} Everyone must do as the narrator says it's no good." "I can't do it..." "Well of course he can't... but he's only five!" "{\alphaHFF}part2" "Of course it's going to be scary." "{\alphaHFF}part2 a man who happened to sit near the children" "Luckily there was a kind old storyteller\alphaHFF}part2 who asked "Are you okay?" to the children" "524.444)} How this program works 608)} The storyteller asks them if they're okay" "There's only one "storyteller" out of us there's only one... 484.444)}Are you okay?" "The old storyteller{\alphaHFF}part2 will take the place of the older brother and put the Kuwagata beetle on his own nose{\alphaHFF}part2 and will make Yuto-kun laugh." "{\cH22FDDE\3cH000000}Please can you do it for me!" "524.444)}How this program works 608)\fs56}The storyteller will put the beetle on his nose" "Wow... 524.444)}How this program works" "608)\fs 56}The storyteller will make the little brother laugh" "Yuto-kun..." "We know how much this shit hurts...{\alphaHFF}part2" "Housei-san knew as well... kids are now crying" "It's not coming off at all!" "Like not in the slightest!" "Ow Ow Ow" "That must hurt so much!" "Ow Ow Ow Ow" "They're both crying now... 160)\cH2B22B3}RIGHT." "CUT!" "WHAT?" "!" "512)}Our first outing 510)}The Director" "588)} Chono Masahiro 592)}Enters" "Ow Ow Ow Ow" "That must hurt so much!" "They're both crying now... 522)\cH2B22B3}RIGHT." "CUT!" "WHAT?" "!" "512)}Our first outing 510)}Director" "588)}Chono Masahiro 592)}Enters" "Whatthehelldoyouthink you'redoing?" "OY!" "{\cH2B22B3\3cHFFFFFF}You'veruined{\ cHFFFFFF\3cH000000}mydamnshowonpurpose!" "I was so shocked here." "599)}Chono is angry because the story didn't go to the way it was narrated hang on a second..." "They told me to make them laugh." "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "No" "Pickitup !" "What are you going to do about my show?" "!" "I can't go on with this show!" "This "situation" is just..." "What is this situation?" "!" "I am... you okay?" "615)}They are crying so much!" "Did that man make you cry?" "let's go home..." "Who was the one who made you cry?" "\fs75)\frz348.9\cH2B22B3} OY YOU!" "Whatthehellare you playingat?" "now." "500)}Ruined the show 500)}the storyteller gets" "500)}PUNISHED" "way too early." "so early on in the game!" "I was shitting myself for what was coming next..." "I wasn't even ready mentally for it..." "Like none of us were ready for that at all!" "611)}We just are not ready in the slightest... look at that..." "Oi 710)}do you get that?" "What's the name of your show?" "Myfirstouting... there's no show.." "Okay..." "Howareyougoingtomakeupforit?" "!" "Please forgive me!" "you bastard." "Tsukihoshi..." "It's Tsukitei..." "This is out of order... 210)} Isn't it?" "Yama-chan..." "Do you really need to correct him now?" "I know..." "Just let him call you whatever." "Doyougetme?" "{\alphaHFF}You'vescreweditall up for me ..." "Doyougetme?" "You 'vescreweditallup for me ..." "You get it?" "Yes..." "Thenyoutakeresponsibilityforit." "What do you mean?" "How?" "I get it..." "Whatdoyouget ?" "aren't I?" "I give up!" "Don't just say it!" "Don't like just say it so casually!" "Jeez..." "It is hard not to laugh when he just accepts the slap... will you tell me your name?" "My name is..." "What is it?" "!" "Tsukitei..." "Housei!" "Man that sucks for you..." "For real?" "{\alphaHFF}This situation..." "For real?" "This situation..." "We're still on the bus..." "This was really tough..." "This was the first time you got slapped on the bus?" "Getoutof my way!" "God damn!" "God damn!" "183)}What kind of face are you doing!" "?" "OW!" "My jaw... it's out of place... you bastard!" "Ow ow ow" "OW!" "How could you talk if your jaw was out of place!" "?" "Man you got yourself into some shit there." "That was amazing... 502)}Time on the Bus coming to the end" "602)}The GDFE Headquarters 602)} is just ahead" "The long journey on the bus is coming to an end." "The GDFE is just ahead." "Oh?" "Are we here?" "we are there in a second." "The earth..." "Kurobi... 533)}We will be at the Gaasu Earth Defence Headquarters" "We will get off {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}there." "486)}You really said it wrong at the beginning there..." "Earth Kurobikari..." "Finally the bus which carries the 5 showed itself to the Earth defense headquarters!" "this is NOT the goal... 0)}However" "0)}It is NOT 0)}the goal" "It is a new battlefield..." "Man that was a long journey... 611)}It really was!" "we are here." "apparently we are here." "Finally we're here." "it's amazing." "514)}Gaasu Kurobikari Earth Defence Force Headquaters" "Do not laugh series:" "500)}Where the safety and laughter of the earth is the most important;" "a battle with the laughter assassins 591)}will commence!" "we're here." "yes..." "Man that was long." "Shall we get off then?" "Man that was hard." "{\alphaHFF}this is the Gaasu Earth Kurobikari... this is the Gaasu Earth Kurobikari..." "Oh.." "Gaasu Kurobikari Earth Defence Unit.." "{\cH1DF0D3\3cH020209\4cH050512}The Headquarters{\cH020605\3cHCFCFFC}." "isn't it?" "it's amazing." "we are the Earth Defence Force after all." "The prestige is on another level." "611)} 2nd floor of HQ follow me guys." "We are now going to meet {\cH1DFFEA\3cH000000}the head{\cH000000\3cHFFFFFF} of this Earth Defence HQ." "okay?" "Okay." "Excuse us!" "Comment: 0,0:36:45.58,0:36:50.02,Black,0,0,0,{\fad(500,0)\pos(233,612)} Chief's Office" "Excuse us..." "Excuse me." "{\cH1DF0D3\3cH000009\4cHFAFAFF}Chief!" "{\cH000605\3cHEFEFFC\4cH000001}I brought the 5 new members of the EDF!" "Here they are!" "Oh it's you guys." "463)}Big time celebrity" "Hahahaha" "I brought the 5 new members of the EDF!" "Here they are!" "Oh it's you guys." "536)\fs25}Chief of EDF 606)\fs25}Matsukata Hiroki Matsukata." "Do you guys have{\alphaHFF} {\cH2723BD\4cHF6F6FD}codenames{\cHECEBFA\4cH02020B}?" "Do you guys have {\cH2723BD\4cHF6F6FD}codenames{\cHECEBFA\4cH02020B}?" "No." "No we do not." "None." "{\alphaHFF}you can not reveal your {\cH2723BD\4cHF3F3FF}real identity{\cHF3F3FB\4cH000000}." "you can not reveal your {\cH2723BD\4cHF3F3FF}real identity{\cHF3F3FB\4cH000000}. every member has a {\cH2723BD\4cHBEBEF4}codename{\cHD3D1F4\4cH000003}. so {\alphaHFF}I will give them to you." "so I will give them to you." "599)}codenames for the newly recruited members" "First is Officer Hamada." "he said it." "Gross!" "It's gross!" "I've got one." "Your codename is..." "Male Gorilla." "616)}Hamada's Codename 597)\fs54}Male Gorilla" "Ouch" "Just leave it as Gorilla.." "we know he is male.." "He's crossdressing." "That one really hurt." "Okay." "It's Officer Matsumoto." "I've got it." "Your codename is..." "Matsumoto-Kinnnikun 588)\fs54}Matsumoto's Nickname" "588)\fs54}Matsumoto-Kinnikun" "{\cH06060C\3cHEFEFFB\4cH0405FA}Matsumoto {\cH0405FB\4cH01010A}is in my codename." "Officer Endo." "Your codename is..." "Hirunandesu 132)\i1}*note:" "Hirunandesu is a weekday show where Endo is MC every Monday.." "588)\fs54}Endo's Codename 588)\fs54}Hirunandesu" "613)}Endo's code name 588)}Hir{\cH8A5B2E}un{\cH5AC66E}an{\cH9419D3}de{\cH7E0261}su!" "Thank you." "You appeared a lot there." "He really appeared a lot." "That hurts." "This is going to chaff real bad later." "You're right." "Finally." "Officer Tanaka." "Your code name is..." "Chin Man." "613)}Tanaka's code name 588)\fs54}Chin Man" "Isn't that the worst one?" "That was the worst one." "no." "That's impossible." "Can you please change my code name?" "716.4)}Chin Man." "718)} No you got to try your best as" "Officer Housei." "Your code name is..." "Ochiken." "610)\fs54}Housei's code name 588)\fs54}Ochiken" "620)}(Rakugo study group)" "But he's a professional." "That's mean!" "That's terrible." "He's a professional." "With this..." "All your {\cH271CC4\4cHE1E1FA}code names {\cHFFFFFF}are decided." "Your enlistment should be celebrated." "We brought our finest quality wine." "582)\fs54}Celebrate their enlistment with wine toasting" "And now" "I want to lead the toast for this." "To celebrate {\alphaHFF}your enlistment." "To celebrate your enlistment." "Cheers~!" "♪♪ 611)}Why are you saying cheers instead~!" "?" "!" "What's up with that guy?" "But that was kinda cute." "Director Matsukata's {\cH271CC4\4cHFAFAFD}manzai" "Let's play around with the new enlisted soldiers~" "Director..." "What kind of a person is member Matsumoto?" "That man there..." "He's Officer Matsumoto." "I know!" "right?" "it's Chuck Wilson!" "That's right!" "He's Nigerian born... it's Bobby Ologon!" "right?" "you're thinking of Sakamoto-chan from Alkali the 3rd!" "664)}What are you even saying." "750))}Renaissance~!" "He even remembers that." "That's amazing." "this hurts so much." "I can't handle more of this." "I don't feel like wine anymore..." "Please bring that... 573)\fs54xr}Supplying state-of-the-art ray guns" "Go ahead." "I'm supplying each of you." "Cutting edge..." "Ray guns." "Please don't use it yet." "Okay..." "Shoot on my signal." "prepare yourselves." "Spread your legs more." "Yes." "Ready... 750))}Our prank was a success you know~!" "750))}Renaissance~!" "Just me?" "Why only me..?" "Isn't it all of us..?" "why am I the only one who got hit?" "Really?" "Wasn't that amazing?" "That freakin' hurts." "They definitely don't sell these in shops... that's all from me." "Please carry out your duties now." "Dismissed!" "Thank you very much." "Thank you so much." "everyone." "That surprised me." "That was amazing." "This is the newcomer's training room." "Training room." "0)}Staff room for newbies" "Get in." "well I'm off to the toilet again." "God he goes to the toilet a lot!" "It's because it's cold." "My ass is already in pain." "619)}1 hour 20 minutes since the start" "It's been 1 hour and 20 minutes since it started." "They finally have time to relax a little" "I'm just scared of opening anything..." "You're right." "But they can't be too relaxed... {\cH01010E\4cH0000FE}electric shocks {\cH0000F7\4cH00000D}are really scary." "Even touching a weird object scares me." "750))}" "It's that again." "Of course you would shit yourself..." "Of course that would frighten me!" "there are traps... 588)}CO2 emission from the coffee pot" "Just as we're talking about it as well..." "It seems like I always get shocked when I'm about to drink water." "I just twisted my ankle just now... 544)}1 hour 30 mins since started" "598)}This laughter traps 598)} are toying around with them the five are getting toyed around by the traps" "599)} OPENING OF THE DRAWERS!" "{\cH000000}DEADLY LONG AWAITED" "After this is the long awaited opening of the drawers!" "we've finally got to the room." "right?" "seriously 647)}Chouno Masahiro" "534)\cHBEB070\fnComic Sans MS\4cHFFFFFF}Ha{\cH88BF76}ji{\cH57D0D5}me{\cH5443BC}tte{\cH913795}no{\cH61DCA5}otsu{\cH917854}kai" "621)\i0\b0\cHBC9EFF\3cH000000\4cHFFFFFF}13th January 2013 7pm start 665)} Chouno will NOT be the director of the show so rest assured.." "since Chouno-san was there." "He's usually at the end." "I thought he would come at the end." "But then he was just suddenly there... 711)}My jaw was {\cH000300\4cH2BEC06}dislocated." "Seriously 654)}No it didn't..." "Endo's family appeared again." "647)}Re:" "Endo Japan" "Your dad's hand was on {\cH05050B\4cH0506F4}Kakei-san's thigh {\cH0405F9\4cH010106}the whole time..." "What was that?" "Was he nervous?" "It's not like he had anything else to cling on." "I thought Kakei-san was like a {\cH04040A\4cH090AF8}hostess." "Maybe it relaxed him or something... is it..." "Even Chiaki was there." "647)}Chiaki" "I love you~♪ 610)}She sang that." "we should have just stayed together... 604)}If she actually loves me... 9:30 in the morning." "The traditional yearly opening of the drawers... 157.333)}9:30am" " An hour and a half since the start" "Do you want to rest some more or open them now and get it over with?" "you want to {\cH0D050B\4cHE6208C}pull it out {\cHFB02BA\4cH050002}?" "Well we don't HAVE to open the {\cH000100\4cH2BEC06}drawers... they expect us to pull it after all." "though?" "Maybe this year we just{\cH111111} {\4cHB000A5}won't open them..." "But the staff..." "Maybe this year we won't open them" "Maybe we should leave it to the person's choice if they want to open their drawers or not." "It's fine if you don't want to open yours." "Well I might not open it then... 572)\fs30\cH2420AC}super hot rice cracker" "646)\fs30\4cH000000}Triple the spiciness of wasabi" "Your face." "507)}Ughhh" "Why are you laughing?" "307)}Eh?" "What's wrong?" "Why are you posing like {\cH010104\4cH0F10F5}Mizuki Ichiro." "It's Mizuki doing his 'Zetto!" "'" "I'm crying." "It's so spicy." "They've even set up traps like that?" "!" "THAT HURTS~" "You were like {\cH000004\4cH0708F6}Mizuki Ichiro{\cH0607D2\4cH01010A} just now." "Yeah I saw..." "Was it spicy?" "657)}What was spicy?" "I think it was {\cH000600\4cH2BEC06}wasabi." "You got tricked again?" "Which one was it?" "The stuff that looks like rice crackers." "they're not rice crackers?" "it freakin' hurts." "Maybe because it's cold..." "Yes." "These clothes aren't even protecting us." "Why do they even call us the {\cH020317\4cH0000F7}defence force {\cH0000F7\4cH010111}anyway." "why don't you open it?" "right?" "I guess we should {\cH000008\4cH0000F7}open {\cH0000F7\4cH010107}them.." "Please go ahead." "Tanaka's drawer will have a {\cH000600\4cH2BEC06}DVD{\cH2BEC06\4cH010400} in it." "And Endo's would probably be an object about {\cH000801\4cH2BEC06}something bad he's done.." "I haven't done anything bad this year..." "Should I go first?" "592)}First up is Endo you got a photo." "I'm going to open it now... 448)}Oh?" "There's something." "590)}A mysterious panel and a magic pen 585)}To Endo" "There's a panel..." "It says "To Endo"..." "There's a magic pen." "Magic pen?" "What is this?" "Okay here we go... 750))}Hahahahahahahahha" "Do this question in one minute... {\4cH3099F2}I have one minute... didn't you?" "{\4cH2C21B5}He was laughing." "I heard it too." "180.667)}1 Minute Challenge" "{\4cH3099F2}I only have a minute." "100.666)}Endo's Draw 267.333)}1 Minute Challenge" "168.667)} Solve the math problem in 1 minute 440.667)}Problem:" "167.333)\cH1E0077}Failure will result in a wrestler headbutt 585)\alphaHFF} Seriously?" "!" "585)\4cH4577B1}Uwaa!" "Seriously?" "!" "{\4cH48CB5C}Give it your best!" "{\4cH2C21B5}Quickly!" "585)}This is easy." "Hurry up." "go." "585)}Done!" "{\4cH48CB5C}You're done?" "{\4cH3099F2}I think." "585)\3cHDEDCF5\4cH151719\cH241B7D}INCORRECT 38)}A headbutt from the wrestler will now be administered." "{\4cHE624BC}That's wrong." "{\4cH3099F2}It is?" "no... why?" "{\4cH3099F2}This is wrong?" "585)\3cHDEDCF5\4cH151719}HEADBUTT EXECUTION 607.6)}You don't calculate it just as it is like that." "{\4cH48CB5C}You don't just add it like that." "607)}Wah!" "He's here!" "{\4cHE624BC}This is bad." "give me just one more chance!" "{\4cH3099F2}Ah..." "I'm sorry!" "give me just one more chance!" "607)\4cHC60D27}He really went flying!" "{\4cH48CB5C}Wait a minute." "604)\4cH21D72F}That was an incredible {\cH0F1210\4cH57C75E}headbutt{\cH21D72F}!" "{\4cH2C21B5}That's gotta hurt." "{\4cH48CB5C}That can't be." "{\4cH48CB5C}Your head must seriously hurt." "{\4cH2C21B5}Endo... 604)\3cHD7DEFE\4cH3D28A3}It's a bit red." "is it?" "{\4cH2C21B5}It's not but... it's really red." "ok?" "604)}This is a new thing this time around.{\alphaHFF} The headbutt." "604)}This is a new thing this time around. {\cH121410}The headbutt." "604.4)}I'm opening it now." "yes." "Hamada-san." "604)\4cH4577B1}It might be another {\cH000000}question." "{\4cHC60D27}You're right." "{\4cH3099F2}Yeah... but... {\4cH3099F2}Uwaah... it's a question." "{\4cH3099F2}Not good." "huh?" "585)}Hamada Masatoshi 585)}Hamada Masatoshi{\4cH000000}" "580)\cH1CD7D2}Mysterious Panels x 2" "{\4cH48CB5C}That looks different." "{\4cH2C21B5}It's different." "So it's different.{\4cH3099F2}" "{\4cH48CB5C}There's no pen." "You're right." "270)}What am I supposed to do with these?" "459)}Is it okay to flip them over?" "Start with the first one." "right?" "that's the best way." "596.4)}Here I go two... 50)}Monster that greatly resembles Hamada 1" "160)\cH18FEE0\4cHFFFFFF}Garamon 476)\cHD8D3D2}m 0 0 l 375 0 373 200 0 200" "000t 600.933)}They're being handled by the Earth Defense Force." "It looks like you." "It's not Pigumon but Garamon." "two... 50)}Monster that greatly resembles Hamada 2" "160)\cH18FEE0\4cHFFFFFF}Model M1 626)\3cH000000}[Ultra Q] Appeared in episode 10 Height: 2m Weight 180kg" "476)\cHD8D3D2}m 0 0 l 375 0 373 200 0 200 this totally looks like him." "This kind of face is... 597)\4cH2C21B5}This is bad." "635.333)\cH23D0E4}Model M1 604)\4cH48CB5C}There are times where{\alphaHFF} his face looks like this" "604)\4cH48CB5C}There are times where his face looks like this" "604)\4cH48CB5C}When he's in a bad mood it does. 630)}his mood turns like this 631.6)\cH000000\4cH2923B8}it's totally his fault" "You don't have to tell people that." "Hamada-san is entering!" "534)\4cH2C21B5\cH000000}"Hamada-san is entering~!"{\alphaHFF\cH2C21B5} and your face looks like that 534)\cH000000\4cH2C21B5}"Hamada-san is entering~!" {\cH2C21B5}and your face looks like that" "why must you tell this story?" "{\4cH3099F2}It's unintentional." "{\4cH2C21B5}That is... {\4cH48CB5C}People don't care about that." "602)\4cH3099F2}So something like that happen too." "602)\4cHE624BC}It's the first time I've seen something like this." "right?" "Me too." "602)\4cH48CB5C}He looks like this in the morning too." "he does." "602)\4cH2C21B5\\cH2C21B5}It's bad if you expand your {\cH000000}power of imagination." "This is Hamada-san who just woke up in the morning." "You're right." "609.2)\4cH3099F2}At today's hotel too." "529.2)\4cH3099F2}When we went down the elevator 612.4)\4cH3099F2}with his hands in his pockets... 604.667)\4cH2C21B5}He's like this during winter too" "530)\cH0607D2}Wearing his {\cH111111}handmade wooly jumper" "That is scary." "I'm so sorry." "that's scary." "But woolen jumper... 604)\4cHC60D27}I'm going to open the drawer" "578)\cH22C6D3}Hamada Family's Nameplate" "A nameplate?" "They really put a nameplate there." "592)\4cHC60D27}It's hot!" "410)\4cHC60D27}It's hot!" "578)\cH23CEE0}The Nameplate is Hot" "It was sudden." "That was really mean." "Even I'm a victim." "528)}You bastards should really stop doing things {\cH2923B8}that{\alphaHFF} inflict pain to our bodies!" "528)}You bastards should really stop doing things{\cH2923B8} that inflict pain to our bodies!" "610)\4cH3099F2}So this thing is hot." "That was really mean." "It's really hot." "528)}If we had open it earlier it probably will be {\alphaHFF}even hotter 528)}If we had open it earlier it probably will be {\cH000000}even hotter" "Hot!" "I don't understand why would you make it hot." "I don't know why too." "What are their intentions?" "What the hell is this?" "608)\cH3099F2\4cH1C6EB6}This thing is filled with {\cH000000}evil intentions" "262)\4cH3099F2}Nothing." "jeez." "I'm so tired already." "please do your best." "For today... 604)\cH2923B8\4cH2C21B5}There's a lot of {\cH000000\}physical punishment." "Seriously." "Quite a lot." "588)}Can you{\cH2923B8}{\alphaHFF} flip back Model M1 upside down 588)}Can you {\cH2923B8}flip back {\cH000000}Model M1 {\cH2923B8}upside down" "Why are giving it to me?" "That is really terrible." "It's bad." "Model M1." "{\cH2C21B5} right?" "625)}The actual appearance of a monster in [Ultra Q]" "Are you sure?" "He really does look like that?" "It's not photoshopped." "He really does look like that." "Garamon is not photoshopped too." "I didn't do anything." "You were grinning." "Grinning is not allowed." "You should know this by now." "530.4)\4cH2C21B5}Hamada and Model M1{\alphaHFF} are almost the same 530.4)\4cH2C21B5}Hamada and Model M1{\cH000000\4cH2D21BF} are almost the same" "400)}[Ultra Q] episode 10 appearance Boast a superhuman strength of 20 bulldozers and intelligence of a 3 year old" "What do you mean?" "The description for the both of you." "maybe if you're reborn..." "Boast a superhuman strength of 20 bulldozers." "Intelligence of a 3 year old..." "That's really amazing." "600)\4cH3099F2}Let's stop all the talk about{\alphaHFF\cH000000\4cH3099F2}{\cH3099F2} Model M1 600)\4cH3099F2}Let's stop all the talk about {\cH000000\4cH3099F2}Model M1" "Talking about Model M1 is bad." "606)\4cHE624BC}The destructive power is too amazing" "Should we continue?" "607)\4cH48CB5C}Here I go." "604)\4cH48CB5C}Nothing." "Nothing." "326)\4cHE624BC}Huh?" "582)\cH1CD3DD\4cH68686F}Coke-bottle glasses" "Some gag items." "583.6)}Toupee a wig." "Is there more?" "612)\4cH3099F2}Can it be just this?" "There must be a reason they put this in Yamachan's drawer." "That's amazing." "It's a Katochan set." "It does seem like it." "587)\cH1CCFE5}Mysterious Tiny Box ok?" "587)\cH00D8F5}Short mustache it's a set." "587)}Katochan set" "It all makes sense now." "then." "Should I wear it?" "I guess you have too." "606)\4cHC60D27}How about putting on the glasses first?" "I'll wear the glasses first." "it's stuck." "587)}The double-sided tape won't come off" "Why?" "You can't do that." "That was bad." "598)\4cH2C21B5}Why am I {\alphaHFF}getting beaten for this!" "?" "!" "598)\4cH2C21B5}Why am I getting beaten for this!" "?" "!" "That hair." "602)\4cH2C21B5}Something {\cH000000\4cH2C21B5} smells {\cH2C21B5}bad." "604)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}It stinks.{\alphaHFF}Seriously." "604)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}It stinks. {\cH48CB5C}Seriously." "590)\4cH48CB5C}Stinks!" "You can't wear that." "Maybe it's that." "589)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}Stinks!" "{\alphaHFF\cH48CB5C}What is this?" "589)\cH000000\4cH48CB5C}Stinks!" "{\cH48CB5C}What is this?" "What did they put here?" "It's smells really bad." "It's not the moustache." "569)}Intensely smelly 3-piece set" "It stinks!" "What is that?" "601)\4cH48CB5C}What is this smell?" "584)\4cH48CB5C}Is it my head?" "I think it's your head." "It stinks!" "It stinks!" "Try taking off the wig." "But I just wore it." "It's not the wig." "Is it the wig?" "It stinks." "It stinks!" "It was the wig!" "try and smell him." "you stink!" "That smells real bad!" "606)\4cHC60D27}You're really trying to laugh now." "But I'm not laughing." "Eh?" "599.6)}Just feeling {\cH000000}really childlike." "599.6)}I just feel {\cH000000}really childlike." "I would hate that." "613)}Man...{\alphaHFF} what is this..?" "613)}Man... what is this..?" "That was really evil." "Really." "Tanaka." "Okay." "I'm scared too." "Look." "I knew it." "579)\cH30CEDC}Mysterious DVD x 2 yes." "Every single time." "This is really... 374)\4cHC60D27}Heh heh heh" "607.333)\4cH2C21B5}What are you laughing at?" "600)\4cHC60D27}I'm not laughing at all" "You guys have to look more properly!" "No way... just now you did too!" "the staff too... 533)\4cHC60D27}You laughed just a minute ago too!" "{\alphaHFF} Like "HAHA!" "533)\4cHC60D27}You laughed just a minute ago too!" "It was terrible." "You went "HAHA!" just now." "600)\4cH2C21B5}Just now I was just{\alphaHFF} trying to be {\cH000000}childlike 600)\4cH2C21B5}Just now I was just trying to be {\cH000000}childlike" "585)}Just trying to be {\cH000000}childlike." "592)\4cHA30097}Stinks!" "It really stinks." "it's bad." "But Matsumoto-san laughed too!" "He's been on the show before!" "why are they crying?"