"Now we've moved." "GRANDMA" "AND THE" "EIGHT" "CHILDREN" "IN THE WOODS" "Are you ready?" "Now I'm starting." "( counting 1 - 12)" "36 37 38 39" "40" "50" "60" "(rapid counting)" " She... well." " 70!" "100" "Here Mads will never find me." "I can't find you!" "I give up!" "Go away, you miserable paleface!" "If you don't watch out, I'll send you to the eternal hunting grounds." "Red Wolf raised his tomahawk." "Now the Indian chief sits... sat down..." "No!" "With an ear-splitting cry, which was... was answered by a hundred voices." "And the light glided slowly down over the meadow." "The beautiful meadow?" "Red Wolf stood inert as a statue." "He held his tomahawk high on his right," "But, he and White Brother... did not... not go... in the same second." "Now came the enemy." "Here it's nice to practice without anyone else hearing." "So nice to be completely alone for once." "So nice and quiet here in the woods." " Hi Dad." " Oh dear God..." "Nearly broke my instrument, you know." " Now you startled me, Mads." " You startled me." " I thought it was a moose." " A moose?" "They're playing and don't know that I sit up here." "It's not that I'm afraid of the dark." "Just think, if they knew that." "In the daytime, I wonder why I should be afraid of the dark." "No, it missed." " No..." " Ride a cock horse, ride..." "I have fooled them, by sitting up here... until it becomes dark." "And I'll be really scared." "...now I'll throw it..." "When Mum goes out in the evening... think of that... and so terrified that I... and so wished that I hadn't said it." "I just wasn't thinking." "Now it's suppertime!" "I'm coming too!" "Marte?" "Marte, now you must come in." " Did you hear that?" " Where have you been?" "I must put the coffee on." "Hey look... it's gone out." "Marte?" "Since you have your shoes on... do you think you could fetch in a little wood?" "It's not so cold." "You seem out of breath, Marte." "Marte's afraid of the dark." " Marte can't be afraid of the dark..." " You're already 10..." "You'll soon grow out of that, Marte." "Marte, come here." "I'm also afraid of the dark and nobody knows it." "Shall you and I...(whispering)" "Yes, now?" "Are you going out now?" "It's so dark outside.." "We're going out because fresh air is healthy whether it's light or dark." "Alright then." "What are they going to do?" " Are you ready?" " Yes." "Get ready, get set, go." " Are you ready?" " Yes." "I'll count to 3." "One two three." "Now I'm your mum." "Come." "Oh, oh oh, sure... now we'll go together." "Now we're two... two!" "Who will go out and close the door of the woodshed?" "Shall we pull straws?" " I can do it." " Don't go out now in the dark, Marte." "No Marte, I'll do it." "Don't go out." "It is so late." "Look now!" "Now that was well done Marte, you who are scared of the dark." "No, well I have grown out of it now." "I too." "It' so light outside." "Marte." "Wake up." "Now wake up!" "Get up!" "Lift me up..." "Let's hurry down." "We'll go and play!" "Now you must come in and get dressed properly!" "Yeah, I'm coming now..." "Mona, Milly!" "Do you have the sled girls?" "Grandma's alone in the house." "I hope she won't go out in all this snow." "It's snowed again for sure." "It's just a routine thing I can handle." "This isn't going so well..." "It's not quite alright." "I can't get it out." "No, it's because it's snowed in." "That's because Father hasn't cleared the snow away today." "I don't manage it in this way." "There's got to be another way." "What is it I have done now?" "I've locked myself out." "What shall I do now?" "If one is out now..." "So it's no shame to turn..." "And then I should bury myself in the snow... no that won't work..." "Must keep moving all the time... that I must." "Is it clear down there?" "Spe-ee-d." "Grandma is in fine form today." "Now I'm coming!" "My personal record!" "That was an impressive jump." "Now then Morten, have you jumped out the window yet again?" "You cannot keep on with this nonsense." "You can't be inside and outside at the same time!" " Do you want to be inside or outside?" "Now you must decide!" " Outside!" "If you want to be outside, you must be properly dressed!" "I AM properly dressed!" "That's really good!" " Give it." " It's nice the garden blooms." " Neat." " Uh-o!" "It tickles." "It doesn't smell." "Come here." "We must hang up your wet mittens." "It's cold." "Here you go." "For me?" "Morten, are you completely nuts?" "Have you been out in the snow again?" "You may not hop out through the window in the middle of winter." "It will be ice-cold in the kitchen and we will all freeze into snowmen." "Think of Granny." "And Dad who is out working every day." "You're going to catch cold yourself if you hop out the window nonstop all winter." "Good morning!" "Now we're leaving." "Good-bye then!" "Good morning!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "Now we're leaving!" "Here I am!" "HERE I AM!" " HERE I AM!" " Morten?" "Where are you?" " Here!" " See here." "Were you outside just to see, Morten?" " Hi Granny!" " Did you think they left you behind?" "Yes." "They couldn't have you along." "They must go to many shops." "You might not keep up... even though you go very fast." "Now you'll see." "We'll think of something to do." "Something that Milly and Mina haven't thought of already." " Someone's coming on an Easter holiday outing." " Shall we look?" "Now someone's smart to be out on a Sunday!" " Are they on skis?" " They go slowly and talk with each other." "That is... because they want to be suntanned." "They go to the mountains in the Easter and summer holidays... and get a tan." "Granny, can't you make waffles?" "Well..." " Please." " Please." "Milly and I want to go on our cross-country skis." "Can you and Milly get down on the bench?" "Now let's see..." "I'll finish the washing up." "Now you need to go out and play." "You too, Morten." " Oh how nice it is here." " Yeah." " Any idea who might live there?" " In the little mountain cottage?" " Some nice people." " Ah, ya." "No-o." "Now... now we'll manage it." " I never..." " Let's go." " No..." " Go." " Now we've got it." " What are you playing at?" "What are you pretending, Mina?" "Turn it." " That's it." " That's it." "We're getting it." "So you go in front." " What are you playing at, Mina?" " Mina, what are you playing?" "Shop." "Make waffles... thus." "(counts from 1 - 11)" " Granny, we have a shop." " A shop... how's that?" "Outside." " So then, what will you sell in your shop?" " Can we have your waffles?" "That should do it... with these." "Alright, some waffles." "That's fine." "Who wants to be the shopkeeper?" "Don't know." "You?" "Yes, now you'll see that your granny can be a shopkeeper." "Yes, I'll come with the waffles." "Now we can begin!" "Who wants to buy Granny's homemade waffles?" "Who wants to buy Granny's homemade waffles?" " I forgot my money." " You may borrow some from me Morten." "Now one fell." "How much do the waffles cost?" "Is it a waffle you would like?" " Do you wish for butter?" " No." "Waffles." "Yeah, that costs a half penny." " No... don't say that." " It costs 5 pence... help yourselves." "And here you go." "That will be 3 pence from you." "And you, have you got one?" "I don't have 3 pence." "Here you are." " Here you are." "Do come back again." " Can we play it again?" "Now you can go." "I'm not sold out yet." "They'll be exactly two for each of them." "Grandma, now you can begin to holler!" "Who wants some of Grandma's homemade waffles?" "Waffles." "Genuine waffles from Granny's kitchen." "Come and buy." "One round for 50 pence." "One round for 50 pence." "Who want to buy Granny's homemade waffles?" "Genuine homemade by Granny!" " Are you selling waffles here?" " How much do they cost?" "Yeah... mm-m." "Oh, not really." " Are you selling waffles?" " Here are some waffles." " How much do they cost?" " 50 pence." " Let's see where I have it." " I have a crown here." "That I must have." " Thanks." " Where are they from?" "We just made them." " Yes, they're really fresh." " They smell so good." "We can go into the woods to eat them." " Have a nice trip." " Yes, thank you." "Bye." "That was really a surprise." "They bought our waffles and we have one crown." "We got a whole crown." " Waffles, waffles!" " You have waffles here?" "How splendid!" "So nice of you." " Grandma." " Grandma?" "Come and see here." " Are you two perhaps joking?" " No-o." " We have many here." " Do you have many?" "I'd like to take some back to my cabin." "May I have ten?" " I don't have so many left." " May I at least have 2 then?" " Thank you, all of you." " So there are none left." "Thanks again." "It will be 50 pence." "This will be good." "Let's see now..." "Let's see... 50, one crown... 50 and 50, that's a crown." "Two crowns." "A 50 and 50 ...will be three crowns." "And 50 and 50... will be 4 crowns." "And 50 and 50 will be 5 crowns and 50 pence and 10, 20, 30... 40 and 50... makes 6, six crowns!" "Now I know." "If we're going to sell next Sunday... then we must buy flour and milk and eggs ourselves." "We cannot use your mum's you know, if we're going to sell." "Hello!" "Here we are!" "Now we must tidy up!" "You mustn't tell about what we did." " Hello!" " Can I help you with that Morten?" "You're a clever boy." "Like this." "Let's see." "Can you pull a bit over there?" "There's too much here." "That's for you Morten." "And now I'll sit here and act as if nothing has happened." "And you can sit here at the corner." "Yes, you and Milly." "I'll sit on your lap." "We'll sit and pretend we're chatting." "Well, I'll tell a fairytale." "Once upon a time... a little troll... who liked waffles so much." " Yes." " No, you can't have any." "Hi..." "So nice here." "Yes Dad, so nice it is." "They were well-behaved." "Have you been outside after eating?" "Mona, it's good you came." "We're just about finished here." "What do you have there?" "What is it you have there?" "We expect an answer." "Where have you been Mona?" "I can't find it." " Ahh..." " Is it a secret?" "Is it a secret or what..." "Morten?" "Well for goodness' sake!" "We must find out what they're up to." " It's so mysterious." " It's a secret." "So it's Sunday today." "Yes, so it is." "It's good weather outdoors." "They'll go on a long walk, they will, like that other Sunday." "No... we'll relax." "We stay home this Sunday and look after the kids." "We think it's much for you to be alone with all the small ones." "Oh no, oh no it's not too much." "We had so much fun...." "No, it's not too much." "And it's healthy for you to go out on a walk." "Especially for Dad who sits behind the steering wheel all week, necessarily... he'll be a bit... not exactly fat, but he doesn't become thin from it." "Here now, what are you saying?" " You must stop eating rich food." " I'll need to stop eating and only drink water." "No, no..." "I shouldn't tease you..." "And it will be good for Mum who stands in the kitchen and... she can see something else and not have to think of us." "Well, if you really mean it Grandma..." " Of course." " Then we'll go." ""Nice" (in a chorus of voices.)" "And it's such nice weather." "Yes, maybe..." "Make a packed lunch." "Take it with you on the walk, Maren." "Everyone needs food." "Then you can go far." "What did I do now, eh." "They're Mina's." "Now let's clear the table." " I need you." " Yeah." " How many eggs do we need?" " Eight." "How many are already in?" "We have four now and with Morton's it's five." "Grandma's homemade waffles." "What shall it be today?" "You must have warm clothes." "Or you'll freeze your bottom." "Grandma, are you ready?" "There!" " Do you think they'll come today?" " Yes." "Grandma, they're coming!" "You must begin to shout!" "Shout Grandma!" "Waffles, 50 pence!" "Waffles, 50 pence!" "Waffles, 50 pence!" "Waffles, 50 pence!" "Grandma's genuine." "Grandma's genuine homemade waffles!" "Is it true you have waffles?" " Waffles?" " That's neat." " Here are your waffles." " Are there some for both of us, lad?" " How much will that be then?" " Do you have money?" "It's 50 pence." "I wondered first if I should take 25." "But it's easier to deal with 50 pence coins." "Say 50." "But we don't want so much." " They're not so expensive!" " Yes, but..." "They cost 50 pence." "Do you have coins with you?" "50 pence will be little for such waffles." "Thanks for having the exact amount." "I don't have change." " Are they even warm still?" " Yup." "Genuine waffles from Grandma's home bakery!" "50 pence for one packet." "If you please!" "Genuine Grandma..." "What did I want to say?" "Genuine homemade waffles from the home bakery!" "Are there more coming?" "Grandma's homemade waffles!" "I would like to have..." "Queue up." "Sixty days in the kitchen." "If you please, who's next?" "Yes please, I'll take two sets." "Two sets, it'll be." "Yes, so... it was for that reason you wanted to get rid of us." "I wanted to have the chance to be a shop lady." "Take it easy Grandma." "You know it's perfectly alright." "You mean I may sit here another Sunday too?" "Yes, you may." "It's such fun, But then it means you won't need to go away?" "No, that's right." "It won't be necessary." "Genuine waffles from homemade waffles' kitchen!" "I'll sit here and holler still, because I haven't saved enough." "Waffles 50 pence!" "Sold out!" "Until next Sunday... at the same time." "Sold out!" "Sold out!" "Homemade waffles!" "Try the last of Grandma's homemade waffles?" "Try them while they last!" "Are there any who will buy Grandma's homemade waffles?" "Price without match!" "Come and buy!" "Now they may have them gratis." " That wasn't just a little." " Little?" "Do you know what we'll do tomorrow?" "You shall go with me to town." " What will we do there?" " Help me." " That was that." " Can't you tell me?" " That I don't know." "It's something secret." " The money?" "Shall we eat waffles?" "She's coming now." "Now she has come!" "Now she's come!" "What does she have in there?" "Have you done your next Christmas shopping Grandma?" "Oh no, not at all." " What is it up in there?" " Everybody may help." " Do I hear peeping?" " Oh, surely not." " No, it's I who peep." " Shall I lift it here?" " Is it you who peeps?" " Yes, it's I who peep." " Get that there, you." "So, so." "We take this off here." " Do you hear it peeping?" " Is it enough with that?" "So, now we're getting it." "See there." "Shall we see if we're allowed to take one up?" "Oh, how nice." "We'll give them a bit to eat." "Can't I have one too?" "How very sweet." "Is it poultry breeding you want to begin with now or what is it you're thinking of?" "I thought about how much you like boiled eggs." "I bought them with my waffle money." " How many are there Grandma?" " Five." "Now you shall see." "It's you who must guard the chicks." "Right Morten?" "It's you who will guard all five." " He'll be a watch dog." " That's what I always said." "You are such a clever dog, you." "Yes, really clever." "Bye everyone." "Now you must all be good children!" " Of course!" " It'll all work out just fine!" "We'll be back in 3 days, I think!" "Martin and Maren, help Grandma and look after the smaller ones." "We will." " Take care!" " And you!" "You go in and prepare supper." "Can you do that?" "I'll do my chores." "And you too, you can help me with the chickens." "Now they must go in." "Now it's evening." "Now go on up." "The fox can come, you know." "And you, and you." "Oh yeah, so clever." "So big as you've become..." "No, you go that way now." "Now I can look after the children." "I'll look after them." "I'll go to the outhouse." "I have to go." "Mads!" "Come here." "Quick." " Have you slept well last night?" " Yes." "How do you do when you walk in your sleep?" "Do you go with your eyes open, like this?" " Yes." " And if you wake up, then you go..." "Eyes open." "Are you really sure that you aren't walking in your sleep now?" "Mm-hm." " Now you have your eyes open." " Yes." "And I." "Then I believe... we're surrounded by Indians." "I'll tell you something, Mads." "When I went to the outhouse..." "There it was full of Indians in the bushes." "And I pretended I didn't see them, which is why they didn't attack." " Do you think I'm fibbing?" " No, that I don't." " You really don't?" " It sounds a bit like they are on the warpath." "I don't want to go back there myself." "There's one!" "Be brave and watch till I come back." " Don't expose yourself to danger!" " No." "I'll sit here and wait." "Come together!" "A message, one from the Indians." "We'll wait for you in the woods tomorrow... when the sun stands high in the sky." "We won't attack you in your house... since we don't wish to scare women and children." "Meet us in the big field." "Ugh, ugh." " Martin?" " Yes?" " Where are you?" " Come here." " I don't know." " Come here." "You must... alright... make weapons and shields." "You..." "Mads!" "You stay with me." "And the others... they go scouting and spy to see if an enemy appears." "And you can stand here Marte... so..." "While I go and help Mads." "We need a lot." "Let's see now... if it's enough." "Put it here on the stack." "Look at this." "It will be an axe." " I think it's going to go well." " I too." " I won't manage to fight." " Oh now, Mona." "They'll be taken by surprise..." "when they see that we're warriors." "May... maybe they'll pull my braids, because boys at school do that." "Yes... they also pull my hair." "You needn't be afraid." "The others will help." "They haven't left the vicinity!" "I heard one telling there's a bull in the shed." "Twirled around and landed on his face, and the others hid themselves." "They thought the bull had been led in." "That was me." "So we won't be scared." "You know what Marte?" "I have a plan." "Come with me." "Hey!" "You'll need to chop it off." "How blunt our scissors are!" " He threw my braids away." " Not at all." "Like this." " So much on my shirt!" " Yes." " Cut that too so it will be the same." " They are the same." " You'll look like a clown." " I must look after my hair." "Now there." "Turn a bit." "I must trim a little here." "I must just even it up so it won't look so weird." "Okay." " So odd you look with short hair." " I agree." " You just look odd." " Don't tell Marte." " Just try a little here still." " Are you cutting all my hair?" " No, no." "You won't be bald." " I hardly have any left." " Don't cut it so jagged on the top." " No." "Who is your chief?" "I am." "How many are you?" "Eight." "And you?" "Nine." "We'll take one out." "Vida, you go out and stand watch." "Do we use weapons, or only fists?" "Without." "Down with the weapons." "Throw away your weapons." " Are you ready?" " Yeah!" " Are you ready?" " Yup." "Then we're ready." "One, two, three." "She falls as soon as I hit." "Take that!" " You're pinching!" " I'm tired." "Now I'll pay you back!" "Let me go!" "Wait!" "Look!" "Stop!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Come!" "I won't hurt you!" "Ah now, what did you see?" "Sit down." "What is it you're up to?" "I meant that we should have a pretend battle many hundred years ago." "But it shouldn't be for real." "We don't want a war!" "You must remember one thing..." "that the Indians... they were here first." "So came the pale faces and took their land... and then even tormented the Indians." "They believe we'll take the forest from them." "But that we'll not do." "We shall become acquainted with them." "We'll also play and jump about." "Now you may go after each other." "The Indians bother." "Not only the Indians or only the knights," "But everyone does." " Who was it who sent that note?" " It was me." "It's cold on the ground." " I think it's a bit scary." " You're sure to grow out of that." "Subtitles by Gruszki Timings  editing by Subransu"