"ksk 28-10-2015" "Sebastian..." "Let's try and focus." "What can I possibly say?" "I'm a fool." " You're not a fool." " Yes, I'm." "I can't feel sorry for myself because I'm some poor little rich boy." "It's not your fault." "Adolescence is a difficult time." "And without great parenting, things can go awry." "But you have to rise above their mistakes." "Here." " Autographed copy." "Can I keep this?" " It's yours." "You've to stop being so hard on yourself." "What's in the past is over." "You're right." "You know, It's hard to believe there was once a period in my life when only thing I could think about is sex." "It's no way to go through life." "I know" "Take yourself, for example." "You're a very attractive woman." "You have killer legs." "I'd love to photograph them..." "That was the old me." "I'm cured now." "Same time next week?" "Oh, didn't I tell you?" "I'm going on my book tour." "I'll be back in a month." " Why?" " Because other people need my help, too." " You're gonna do just fine." " I hope so." "If you need anything, anything at don't hesitate to call my service." "I could use a hug." "All right honey." "There you go." " Your daughter on 1." " Tell her to hold." " This her?" "That's my Marci." "She seems nice." " She's great." "Straight-A student." "Exceptionally round and young Women She's attending Princeton this fall." "This is exactly the type of girl I should be with." "She's a little out of your league." "No offense." " Take care of yourself, Sebastian." " Thank you... for everything." "Schmuck." " Yes?" " Your daughter's still holding." " Hi, honey." " You kept me on hold." "I'm sorry ." "Something wrong ?" "He told me he loved me, and I believed him." " I'm so stupid." " It's all right." "Just calm down, take a deep breath, step out of the circle." "Oh, would you cut your Psycho-babble bullshit?" ", Mom!" "There's pictures of me on the Internet." " What kind of pictures?" " Nude pictures!" "What do you think?" "[ Computer Voice Repeating ] SLUT." " How could you be so stupid?" " He was just so charming." "All he did was say how I had killer legs.." " and how he wanted to photograph them." "Things just got completely out of hand." "[ Computer ] YOU ARE A SLUT." "[ Computer ] YOU ARE A SLUT,..." "Mom..." "Are you there?" "Mom?" "Mother!" "Sebastian!" "You're going to pay for this, you little shit!" "You hear me?" " You sicko!" "Pervert!" " What's her problem?" "Looks like somebody is in need of some therapy." "You won't get away with this." "Get away!" " What's your name?" " Clarissa." " Clarissa?" "God, you're beautiful." " Thank you." " I'm going to take you to lunch." " Okay." "[ Tires Screeching ] [ Horns Honking ]" "Sir, There's no Parking, Sir." "You can't Park Sir. [Sighs] Oh, my God." "I can't tell you How happy we are..." "That Cecile will be attending Manchester with you this fall." "You've always been an inspiration to Beau and I on raising her" "We just hope she can rise to the high standards which you set for her." "I'll do my best." "[ Speaking Vietnamese ]" " What was that?" "I was thanking her." "Vietnamese is really a beautiful language, don't you think?" "Kathryn is one of the most popular girls at school." "Listen to whatever she has to say and you'll go far." "How do you do it ?" " Where do you get your strength?" " I know this sounds corny, but..." "Whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure I turn to God and He helps me through the problem." " That's beautiful." " What are the boys like?" "Oww" "Cecile..." "Is that all you can think of?" "(laughing)" "Forgive her." "She's never been in a co-educational atmosphere before." "It's perfectly understandable." "Most boys that Matriculate at Manchester are very upstanding Gentlemen." "however, there are the occasional few bad apples." "Like your stepbrother Sebastian." "I can't believe they didn't expel him after what he did to the school nurse." "I hear she's recovering quite well." "Nice to see you again, Mrs. Caldwell." "You remember my daughter Cecile?" "My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing." "Thanks." "My father took me on a trip to Australia." "How are things down under?" "Blossoming, I hope." "Sebastian !" "What?" "[ Whispers ] I'm so sorry..." "Well, I think we'll be going now." "Thank you, so much for your help." "Cecile, I'll call you, and we can plan your curriculum." "Ok thanks." "It was nice meeting you." "Mm ah, Ciao !" "Let's go Cecile, now." "Keep your legs together." "This isn't Jamaica." "I didn't know it was Asshole Day at the Valmont house" "I'm just taking the poor girl under my wing." "The parental units called while you were out." "Lovely." "How is your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali ?" "She suspects that your impotent, alcoholic" "Father is diddling the maid." "Good" "What's wrong with you today ?" "Therapy not going well ?" "It was fine." "Clarissa." ""Call me. "" "I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes." "Nothing shocks them anymore." "Well you can relax." "I have a mission for you." "What?" "You remember Court Reynolds?" "Son of Garrett Reynolds." "Oh," "You mean the Nazi who dumped you fourth of july weekend ?" "I went to great lengths to please Court." "Huge sacrifices were made on my" "Part to keep him happy." "Sorry." "In any event, my feelings were hurt... when I learned that Court had fallen for someone else." " You don't mean?" " None other than Cecile Caldwell." "So that's what this is all about." ""Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."" "When I get through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of New York area." "Poor Court's new little princess will be damaged goods." "Why go through Cecile ?" "Why not just attack Court ?" "Because if there's an attack made on Court, it could be traced back to me." "I can't allow that to happen." "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way." "Hmm, I see your point." "Why should I care?" "Because I need you to seduce our young Cecile." "She's quite cute, you know." "Young, supple breasts." "A tight, firm ass." "Uncharted booty." "Be her Captain Pi card, Montcalm." "Boldly go where no man has gone before." "I can't." " Why not?" " Come on, Kathryn." "It's too easy." "Get one of your moron friends to do it." "I've a reputation to uphold." "Oh, but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge." "She was overcharging." "This is a challenge." "I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps," "Thank you, very much." "Shut up and turn to page 64." ""Why I plan to wait", by Annette Hargreaves, Kansas City, Kansas." " Jesus Christ, is she for real?" " She's Daddy's little angel." "A paradigm of chastity and virtue." "Let's see." "Boring, boring, boring..." ""I love my parents. "" ""Making a mature decision... " Here!" "She has a boyfriend named Trevor." "Going out for a year." "Trevor understands." "Trevor's a fag." "Too bad she lives in Kansas." "Au contra ire." "The virgin's father has accepted the new headmaster position at our school." "She's staying with my aunt on the island while her parents sell their house." "Can you imagine what this will do for my reputation?" "Screwing the new headmaster's daughter before school starts." "She'll be my greatest victory." "You don't stand a chance." "Even this is out of your league." " Care to make a wager on that?" " I'll think about it." "Oh, well..." "Duty calls." "Dr.Greenback and her daughter should make for an exciting entry." "Oh, gee, your journal..." "Could you be more queer?" "Could you be more desperate to read it?" "Sebastian..." "Could you come here for a second?" "About that little wager of yours..." "Count me in." "What are the terms?" "If I win... then that hot little car of yours..." "is mine." "And if I win?" "I'll give you something you've been obsessing about...ever since our parents got married." "Be more specific." "In English..." "I'll fuck your brains out." "What makes you think I'll go for it?" "That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster." "Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you." "No way." "You can put it anywhere." "You got yourself a bet, baby." "Happy hunting, Sebastian." "Your home is beautiful, Mrs. Rosendo." "Oh, thank you, Annette." "it's been in my family over a hundred years." "Does your family ride much ?" "My grandpa actually used to breed horses on his farm." "Really?" " What was that?" " Sebastian must be home." "Pull!" " Sebastian!" " Fuck me..." "Aunt Helen!" "Sweet pea !" "God, I've missed you !" "[ laughing ]" "I've been looking all over for you." "I missed you too." "I want you to meet Annette." "Annette Hargreaves, this is Sebastian." "Well, well." "Hello." " She'll be staying for a few weeks." " I guess that makes two of us." " Welcome." " Thank you." "Aunt Helen, Why don't you whip us up some of that ice tea of yours ?" "I'll tend to Annette." "All right." "You two don't get into any trouble." "We won't." "Come on." "Quickly, lots to see." "I read your manifesto." "You did ?" "Mm-hmm." "I must say, I found it rather appalling." "That's a first." "Most people praise me for it." "Most people are sheep." "Who're you criticize something something you've never experienced." "I wasn't criticizing anything." "It's my belief that people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love." "I just don't think people our age are mature enough to experience those kind of emotions." " Are you a lesbian?" " No." "I didn't mean to offend you." "I just picked up on a little of that lesbian vibe." "Look, I wouldn't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I've been very well informed of your reputation." "What have you heard?" "That you promise girls the world to get them in bed with you." " Who told you this?" " A friend wrote me." "That's a little tacky." "Why do you sound so surprised ?" "It's the truth, Isn't it ?" "If you say so." "That's good." "Ok." "Let's try the G-major scale." "Once again." "And remember, the third note is sharp." "I suck!" "I suck!" "Relax, okay ?" "Take a deep breath." "[ exhales ]" "You're concentrating too much on your bowing." "Just let it flow." "Here, let me help you." "Now close your eyes." "Mai-lee, be careful!" "We've had this discussion." "My apologies." "I didn't mean to interrupt." "Your playing was beautiful." "Kathryn, this is Ronald Clifford He'll be giving me music lessons over the summer." " Nice to meet you." " Likewise, I'm sure." "Ronald is attending per-Juilliard." "He's composing his first opera." " It's based on Martin Luther King." " Dr. King is my favorite." "well, I-- I guess our hour's up." "Same time tomorrow ?" "Bye." "Bye." "Unbelievable." "Some fag, no offense, " "None taken." "Wrote a letter to this chick..describing my lascivious tactics." "Any idea who it could be?" "Blaine, If I knew who it was, that person would be in a momentous amount of pain." "Where did the little girl say she was from ?" "Kansas" "Who the hell do I know in Kansas ?" "Greg McConnell." "The football stud ?" "Mm-hmm." "He's from Kansas city." "I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat." "It would make sense." "McConnell hates me." "I fingered his girlfriend at homecoming last year." "[ laughs ]" " I don't think that bothered him so much." " What do you mean ?" "Well, let's just say that..." "Greg likes to tackle the tight ends on and off the field." " You're shitting me." " I shit you not." "He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every month" "We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd come, he's start freaking out." "[ mimicking ] "what are you doing, man ?" "I'm not a fag." "If you tell anybody I'm gonna kick your ass."" "God." "The only reason I let him keep up this charade..." "is because the man has a mouth like a hoover." "Shit." "Too bad he's in Kansas this Summer." "Not anymore." "The football team started practice last week." "He's back in the dorm." "He already called me for a little pillow-kissing session." " Good for you." " Mm-hmm." "Well, Do you think you could arrange a little get-together with him tonight on my behalf ?" "Hmm." "I do believe Spartacus is showing on television tonight." "Outstanding." "but.. don't think this one's not gonna cost you?" "Just make sure your front door is unlocked." "Shall we say the stroke of midnight, no pun intended?" "[ laughs ] Okay." "The stroke of midnight it is." "Pasta." "So then I take out my dick" "Okay and I shove it right in her face." "I'm standing there, "what the hell is this ? "" "Grandma with a birthday present ?" ""Suck it, you dumb bitch. "" " The Register." " Yes, the Register." "yes !" "[ phone rings ]" " Hey." " Gregory ?" " hi, blaine." "So rumor has it that you went on a date with Court Reynolds." "I hear he's very nice." "He's all right." "He kept talking about this bulimic headcase he dumped over the fourth of july." "Really ? "Bulimic headcase." yeah." "What a loser she must have be." "Ow !" "Sorry." "Anyhow, Court's invited me to the Hamptons for labor day weekend." "That's great." "You think so ?" "I don't know." "I guess I'm just scared." "Of what ?" "Duh. boys." "I've never even gone to first base with a guy." "Haven't you ever practiced on one of your girlfriends ?" "Ewe, no." "That's gross." "It's not gross." "How else do you think girls learn ?" "Okay, face me." "Now." "Close your eyes...and wet your lips." "Are you for real ?" "You want to learn or not ?" "I guess." "See ?" "That wasn't so scary." "It was nothing." "Okay, Let's try it again, only this time I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth." "When I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours." "That's what first base is." " Okay." " Eyes closed." " Not bad." " That was cool." "Maybe you should try it on your friend Ronald sometime." "What are you saying ?" "Oh come on, Cecile." "it's obvious." "He's crazy about you." "He sends me letters, you know." "[ whispers ] love letters." "That's so romantic." "Have you responded ?" "No." "Why don't you like him ?" "[ sighs ] I do like him." "I think about him all the time." "I don't know what to do." "if my mother found out, she would kill me." "You did hide the letters, right ?" "[ whispers ] in an antique dollhouse in my room." "Okay, I want you to make copies of the letters and bring them to me." "why ?" "because if there's one thing I'm great at, it's love letters." "With my help, Ronald will be eating out of the palm of your hand." "Maybe we could even arrange a little get-together... for the two of you at my house." "You'd do that for me ?" "Of course, silly." "We're friends, right ?" "Best friends." "Do you want to have a sleepover ?" "huh ?" "♪ ♪♪ [ opera ] ♪" "♪ ♪♪ [ continues ] ♪" "♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪" "[ Annette ] hello ?" "♪♪ [ continues ] excuse me ?" "♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪ excuse me ?" "♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪" "What a pleasant surprise." "[ turns off music ]" "You know this music is playing in every room of the house." "it's not." "just yours." "I thought you'd be pleased." "[ turns on sound system ] ♪♪ love me, love me say that you love me ♪♪" "♪♪ [ pop continues ] So what are you doing in your room ?" "reading." "anything interesting ?" "Yes." "Actually, it's quite intriguing." "for you." "♪ ♪♪ [ continues ] ♪" "Something to start the new school year with." "♪ ♪♪ I yearn for you to ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ love me, love me say that you love me ♪♪ ♪ You didn't have to do this." "You hate it." "It's lame." "No, I love it." "♪ ♪♪ say that you need me ♪♪ ♪" "You just didn't have to do it." "Do you think you can pry yourself away and join me for a swim ?" "I know it's late, being 10:00 and all, but we are reasonably young." "well, I suppose your proposal was only mildly insulting." "so maybe i'll consider it." "give me a minute." "♪ ♪♪ [ continues ] ♪ [ phone rings ]" "Fuck her yet ?" "I'm working on it." " Loser." " Blow me." "Call me later ?" "Okay. [ hangs up ]" "♪ ♪♪ [ sound system ] ♪" "Sebastian ?" "♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪" "Would you mind turning around so I can put on my bathing suit ?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "[ softly ] Oh, my god." "this is so embarrassing. [ splash ]" "You know it amazes me, someone as charming as you can be so manipulative." "we're not gonna start this letter nonsense again, are we ?" "What was my favorite part ?" "Oh, right." ""Even more treacherous than he is attractive," ""He has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention."" ""Every woman he has successfully pursued has regretted it," "Stay away from him."" "You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's bad-mouthing me, so I might have the opportunity to confront them." "not a chance." "[ scoffs ]" "You're right, You know. about what ?" "about what you said today." "I've done some things I'm not proud of." "Look, I wasn't trying to give you a hard time." "no, it's okay." "I look at you with all your morals... and values and..." "You seem to be happy in your choices." "I envy you." "no bullshit." "really ?" "seriously." "and you've got everything going for you." "you're smart." "you're beautiful. you're determined." "you're everything I'd want in a girlfriend." "you know I'm seeing someone." "Oh, yes, the infamous Trevor." "It's funny how you haven't mentioned him until now." "He's backpacking through europe." "He's great." "I really miss him." "I care." "I'm sorry, but you're not my type." "honestly ?" "honestly." ""you're smart." "you're beautiful."" ""determined" ?" "Listing my qualities on your fingers is not gonna get you anywhere with me." "the best you can hope for is my friendship, and you're really walking a fine line at that." "Good night, sweet pea !" "[ moaning ] [ moaning continues ]" "[ Greg ] baby !" ""baby" ?" "[ moaning continues ] oh, god. oh, yeah. oh, yeah." "right on time." " [ kicks open door ] - [ Greg ] shit !" "Give me my fucking underwear.[ blaine ] All right." "Don't get so huffy." "[ Sebastian ] What do we have here ?" "Look, Montcalm... this is the first time i've ever done anything like this." "I was just-- really drunk and blah, blah, blah." "[ Greg ] Please don't tell anyone." "This could ruin my whole career, man." "Your career ?" "Greg, what about your family ?" "Can you imagine the humiliation your father's gonna feel... when he finds out his pride and joy is a fudge-packer ?" "I" "I'll do anything." "Let's just forget about this whole thing, okay ?" "hmm." "No." "Can't help you there." "After all, it is you who's bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargreaves." "Annette Hargreaves ?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "You're the only one who knows her." "The truth will save you." "I never said a word to her about you." "I promise." "Come to think of it, Montcalm," "He's probably telling you the truth." "the man can barely write out a grocery list, let alone a letter." "what was I thinking ?" "All right." "[ clears throat ]" "I believe you." "Your secret's safe with me." "[ sighs ] actually... there is something you can do for me." "So what else do you know about Sebastian ?" "Well, he's as smart as hell." "He's really dedicated to achieving his goals." "always gives 110 percent." "He's always watching my back." "He's got a bad rep, you know but it's mostly bullshit." "I don't know, Greg." "I've just been hearing some really awful things about him." "Oh, Yeah ?" "from who ?" "I can't really say." "I'm sworn to secrecy." "Annette... how long have we known each other ?" "Forever." "Exactly." "Now it's my job to look out for you, right ?" "You're like a sister to me." "besides, do I look like some gossip queen to you ?" "huh ?" "[ laughs ]" "It's me." "Greg." "the Gregster !" "[ laughing ] I'm serious." "Okay, you promise not to tell anybody ?" "Annette..." "I swear to you on my mama's life." "[ laughs ]" "That nosy bitch." "Are you sure ?" "Positive, man." "she said, "Mrs. Caldwell."" "they met at orientation." "Okay, next:" "Did you do everything I asked you to do ?" "yeah." " Do you think she bought it ?" " I'm pretty sure she bought it." " "pretty sure" or sure sure ?" " she bought it." "She completely tried to outdo me with this one-handed cartwheel, which is so stupid because I told her for long time for two weeks that I could do this, and that I could do it for a really long time." "my best friends Sue and Kelly and Francis and I can do it so long." "wow." "you okay ?" "yeah." " you would not believe what I found out-- - shh !" "[ Cecile giggles ] - [ pager beeping ] [ groans ] [ Cecile ] shit." "it's my mom." "gotta go." "I should get going too." "[ Cecile ] i'll see you tomorrow ?" "[ Ronald ] absolutely." " [ kisses her hand ] - [ groans ] good-bye." "[ thumps chest ] peace out." "[ groans ] "peace out" ?" "moron." "[ bangs remote on table, sighs ] [ clears throat ]" "Okay, what's wrong with you ?" "Are you ready for this ?" "I've recently discovered that our good friend, Mrs.Caldwell, is the one who sent the letter to Annette urging her... to stay away from me." "Interesting." "yes, it is." "I now plan to devote all my energies to destroying the douche bag." "ah, the plot thickens." "it appears that Cecile has fallen for her music teacher." "I'm sure Mrs. Caldwell will love that." "Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a special olympic hurdler." "What's your plan of attack ?" "I rat Cecile out to mommy," "Mommy goes ballistic and ends the relationship." "boo-hoo." "but who will they turn to for help ?" "Cecile is planning on going away with Court next week." "[ moans ]" "I'll need you to speed up her sexual awakening." "I'm at your service." "Thank you." "[ sighs ] that feels good." "Oh, Sis, you're so tense." "I know." "I hate it when things don't go my way." "it makes me so... horny." "I hate it too." "[ both sighing ]" "seems like..." "things are looking up for you." "[ gasps ] it appears so." "[ sighs ] any luck with your girl ?" "moving along quite well." "have you succeeded in your task ?" "any day now." "well... let me know when you do." "until then... down, boy." "[ door opens ] oh, come on." "[ door closes ] [ phone being dialing ] [ line ringing ] [ phone rings ]" " hello ?" " hi, it's sebastian." "hi." "I didn't wake you, did I ?" "no, not at all." "good." "um..." "did I leave my glasses there ?" "um... no, I don't think so." "all right." "I guess I'll see you around." "is that really why you were calling me ?" "no." "I called you because I miss talking to you." "a moment of honesty." "well, don't get used to it." "I'm not liking it too much." "what are you doing tomorrow ?" "I'm going out with you." "that's ridiculous." "I got your message and came as quick as I could." "I hope I didn't keep you from something." "not at all." "what's wrong ?" "it's Cecile." "what about her ?" "you have to promise you won't say anything." "you have my word. it isn't drugs, is it ?" "it's worse." "I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher." "Ronald ?" "that's crazy." "I know." "she's so young, and he's so-- black." "brown sugar." "no sugar." "he's been sending her love letters she hides under her dollhouse." "I questioned whether or not to tell you, but something like this could destroy her reputation at Manchester." "I hope I did the right thing in telling you." "I'd hate to see Cecile ruin things with Court." "no, I can't thank you enough for this." "you will be discreet about this ?" "absolutely !" "♪ ♪♪ [ cello ] ♪ who the hell do you think you are ?" "excuse me ?" "I'm paying you to give cello lessons, not to pervert my child." "Mrs. Caldwell, I think you're misunderstanding something." "you care to explain this then ?" "where did you find those ?" "Margarita found them while she was cleaning." "Now you go to your room now." "mom-  now !" " [ Cecile sobs ]" "How dare you treat me with such disrespect. [ door slams ]" "I got you off the streets, and this is how you repay me ?" "Got me off the streets ?" "I live at 59th and park." "whatever." "now, you are never to set foot in this house again, and you are never..and I mean never.." "to see my daughter again." "is that understood ?" "first of all, I never touched your daughter." "and second, I would like to think in these times, someone of your stature could look beyond racial lines." "don't give me any of that racist crap !" "my husband and I gave money to colin powell." "I guess that puts me in my place." "thank you for your hospitality, Mrs. Caldwell." "it was a true awakening." "the black man is gone !" "the black man is gone !" "praise jesus !" "the black man is gone !" "[ elevator bell dings ]" "wow." "I never knew she had these types of feelings." "you're a lucky guy." "so what do I do ?" "I think you should tell her you love her." "are you kidding me ?" "Mrs. Caldwell will have me shot if I go anywhere near her." "she doesn't have her own phone, and I don't even know her e-mail address." "Ronald, e-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." "be romantic. write her another letter." "how will I get it to her ?" "[ both ] we'll make sure she gets it." "why are you guys doing this for me ?" "because-- because we want to see Cecile happy." "and we know that you'd make her happy." "you'd make any girl happy." "you guys mind if I have some privacy ?" "you can use my room across the hall." "make yourself at home." "[ sighs ]" " who are you calling ?" " Cecile." "what are you doing ?" "before we go through with this, I want to make you aware... of the damage we're about to cause." "I'm aware." "[ groans ] are you really ?" "we've done some pretty fucked-up shit in our time, but this is-- we're destroying an innocent girl." "you do realize that ?" "Court Reynolds is going down, and if you won't help me, somebody else will." "you amaze me." "Eat me, Sebastian." "it's all right for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone, but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile." "God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex." "Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like mary sunshine 24-7... so I can be considered a lady ?" "I'm the marsha-fucking-brady of the upper east side, and sometimes I want to kill myself." "so there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud." "now, tell me... are you in or are you out ?" "call her." "[ line ringing ]" "[ Cecile crying ] hello ?" "Cecile, it's Kathryn." "[ crying ] okay, stop crying." "[ crying continues ] stop crying." "you know what ?" "hold on for sebastian." "[ sighs ] Cecile ?" "[ Cecile crying ] stop crying." "I need you to listen to me very carefully." "I have a letter from Ronald." "He asked me to give it to you." "Ronald ?" "I can't exactly bring it to your house since your mother despises me." "so here's what we're gonna do" "[ sighs ]" "♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪ finished." "[ slurping drink ] [ belches, groans ]" "This sure doesn't taste like an ice tea." "It's from long island." "[ throws letter into trash can ]" "How's the letter ?" "It's excellent." "[ continues slurping ] [ snaps picture ] you think he'll like it ?" "oh, my god, he'll love it." "are you kidding ?" "[ snapping pictures ] what are you doing ?" "just taking your photo." "you know..." "you could be a model." "really ?" "it's too bad you're not sexy." "I can be sexy." "all right, show me sexy." "wow, that's very sexy." "why don't you make yourself more comfortable ?" "[ meditative chanting ] no, no, no." "come here." "now that's sexy." "[ shutter clicking ]" " Cecile ?" " what ?" "Do you know what would be super-duper sexy ?" "if you lost all the clothes." "[ scoffs, laughs ]" "I don't think so." "I'm sorry." "That was out of line." "I think I should go home now." "I'll just call your mom and have her come pick you up." "My mom ?" "you can't call my mom." "mm-hmm." "[ gasps ] oh, wow." "she doesn't know you're here." "in fact, you're probably grounded." "mm-hmm." " I think I should call anyway." " no !" "please !" "please, please !" "i'll do anything !" "just don't call my mom !" "Cecile, all I want to do is give you a kiss." "just a kiss ?" "I swear." "what are you doing ?" "Cecile, you promised to let me kiss you." "but then why-- uh, uh." "I don't want to kiss you here." "I want to kiss you...there." "huh ?" "a promise is a promise, Cecile." ""a promise is a promise."" "[ laughing ] that tickles. oh !" "Cecile, are you up yet ?" "you're going to be late for the" "Cecile." "[ doll ] I need a hug." "Cecile." "[ Cecile ] yeah ?" "jesus christ !" "where have you been ?" " shopping." " well, hurry up." "you're supposed to be at Mrs. Rosemond's before brunch." "she's very, very important to the school and I want you to look your best alright?" "okay." "okay, go." "Afternoon, ladies." "I didn't know you'd be here." "I wasn't planning on it, but, being such a lovely day, why waste it in the city ?" "good point." "[ sighs ]" "Anyone for tennis ?" "excuse me." "[ scoffs ] that was rude." "she's very strange." "[ aunt helen ] oh, what am I gonna do ?" "[ sebastian ] is something wrong ?" "that was Mrs. Collins. they're short of volunteers at the retirement home." "but I have theater tickets." "oh, that's terrible." "I have a thought." "why don't you two fill in for me ?" "I'd love to." "you two are the best." "thank you." "so sweet of you." "can't help it." "[ bird ] stop it." "stop it." "isn't he beautiful ?" "it's so wonderful when the young people come by to help out." "most of our patients don't have much family nearby." "that's too bad." "here we are, here we are." "Mr. Gottlieb, we have a visitor for you." "hi." "no, no, no. i've got somebody special for you, baby." "come on." "oh, did I ever tell you the time when my late husband sent me-- [ sebastian ] yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman." "oh, I did ?" "right after we played backgammon." "oh, we played backgammon ?" "uh-huh. you beat me three times." "I did ?" "yep. then I fucked your daughter." "excuse me ?" "I said, "would you care for some water ?"" "no, thank you." "[ knocking ] come in." "hi." "how's it going in here ?" "oh, we played backgammon, and I won three times." "you go on with your bad self !" "[ mrs. sugarman ] I did, I did." "isn't it wonderful ?" "I told you she was special." "[ chuckles ] oh, my." "that was fun." "mmm." "it's weird." "I actually feel good about myself." "Mrs. sugarman's cool." "come on." "what ?" ""mrs. sugarman's cool" ?" "she is !" "you must think I'm a real idiot." "no, I don't." "[ laughs ] you're trying to tell me you had a good time with that old lady ?" "I did. we played three games of backgammon." "all right, I was bored out of my mind." "I hate doing charity." "[ laughs ] it's okay. it doesn't make you a bad person." "yes, it does." "no, it doesn't." " I can't win with you." " it's not about winning Sebastian." "you know what your problem is ?" "you take yourself way too seriously." "I do not." "yes, you do." " you should try to lighten up." " I am lightened." "can we drop this ?" "fine." "[ sighs ]" "what are you doing ?" "stop it." "it's distracting." "cut it out." "stop that." "are you smiling ?" "no." "no ?" "[ laughing ] will you stop ?" "it's okay. you can laugh." "I promise I won't tell anybody." "[ knocking ] who is it ?" "it's Kathryn." "are you okay ?" "no !" "calm down." "tell me what's wrong." "something awful happened last night." "what do you mean ?" "I don't think you want to know." "Cecile, you have to tell me." "I-- it involves your brother. he-- he took advantage of me." "why didn't you do something ?" "I don't know." "let me get this straight." "you came over to our house late last night, and he forced intercourse on you." "not exactly." "he... made you give him a blow job." "no. eww." "what then ?" "[ whispering ] he took down my pants... and he started writing the alphabet, but he was writing it with his tongue." "it felt really odd." "he went down on you." "[ scoffs ] if that's what you call it." "what..did you like it ?" "no !" "no ?" "no?" "well" "I don't know." "it was weird." "at first it felt icky, then it was sort of okay." "and then-- [ sighs ] then I started getting really hot, and then I started shaking." "and then it-- I don't know." "it was weird." "it just felt like an explosion !" "but a good one." "Cecile..." "you had an orgasm." "I did ?" "you're becoming a woman." "I'm so proud of you." "I am ?" "[ squeals, laughing ]" "Cecile !" "[ groans ] listen." "now that you're on your way, it would be stupid to stop." "think of sebastian as a tutor." "let him instruct you." "but I don't love him." "I love Ronald." "so ?" "don't you want to make Ronald happy ?" "practice makes perfect, Cecile." "my advice is to sleep with as many people as possible." "that would make me a slut." "wouldn't it ?" "Cecile, everybody does it." "it's just that nobody talks about it." "so it's like a secret society ?" "that's one way of looking at it." "[ softly ] fucking idiot." "cool." "[ laughs ] yeah." "♪♪ secret society secret society ♪♪" "♪♪ kathryn, Cecile ?" "♪♪ do you wanna go dancing' ♪♪ am I supposed to feel this sore ?" "for the first time, yes." "it will pass." "I like it better when I'm on top." "[ moans ]" "Cecile ?" "this is what I like to call "quiet time."" "it's the time when we reflect on the things we've just done." "sorry." "something's the matter ?" "you think ?" "is it me ?" "no." "you were fine." "it's that Annette girl." "you love her, don't you ?" "[ groans ] it's okay." "I don't love you either." "[ exhales ] I love Ronald." "I'm getting out of here." "where are you going ?" "I'm taking a shower." "want any company ?" "no." "want a blow job ?" "Good night, Cecile.[ door slams ] [ scoffs ] prude." "who are you spying on ?" "is that her ?" "yeah." "oh, no, she's crying." "little baby's upset by the big, bad book." "shut up." "what's up your ass ?" "nothing." "she's really getting to you, isn't she ?" "if you must know, yes." "I don't know what to do." "I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, yet I'm completely infatuated with her." "she made me laugh." "so, that's why you're losing our bet ?" "I'm not losing our bet." "it's just taking a little longer than I expected." "[ jingles keys, sighs ]" "Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride ?" "kathryn, the only thing you're gonna be riding is me." "now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do." "[ footsteps departing ]" "bonjour, mademoiselle." "bonjour, monsieur Valmont." "I'm sorry about that." "I am too." "you know what ?" "I'm not sorry." "I don't take it back." " I thought we were just gonna be friends." " I can't handle it." "I can't keep my feelings all bottled up like you." "can you honestly tell me that you feel nothing for me ?" " yeah, I have feelings for you, sebastian." " then, what's wrong ?" "it's not like you have a husband, unless you're married to jesus." "that's not fair !" "why can't we be together ?" "Do you really want to know why ?" "yes, I want to know why." "it's because I don't trust myself with you." "[ knocking ] come in." "hi." "I just came to say good-bye." "where are you going ?" "I think back to the city." "I may go to the south of france for the end of the summer." "I just can't take your games anymore." "what games ?" "oh, come off it." "you're hot one minute, you're cold the next." "you make me feel inadequate." "I guess if that's how I'm making you feel, then it's best that you're leaving." "good for you." "[ opens door ] sebastian..." "I don't want us to part on bad terms." "well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter." "you're a hypocrite, and I don't associate with hypocrites." " how am I a hypocrite ?" " oh, please, Annette." "you spend all your time preaching about waiting for love." "well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're gonna turn your back on it." "so, I guess we're just fucked." "i'll move on, but you are gonna have to spend the rest of your life... knowing that you've turned your back on love, and that makes you a hypocrite." "have a nice life." "wait." "I'm sorry, I can't." "[ door opens, closes ]" "get it together, you pussy." "morning." "morning." "so, how'd it go last night ?" "with who ?" "I know how it went with Cecile she won't shut up about it." "[ sighs ] if you're asking if I nailed her, the answer is no." " she shot you down ?" " exactly the opposite." " so what went wrong ?" " [ sighs ]" "I don't know." "she was lying on the bed... ready to do it, but I" "I was" "I just didn't feel right about it." "you're telling me you had the chance to fuck her, and you didn't ?" "God, are you a chump." "mm-hmm." "Oh, if you're heading towards her room, you won't find her." " where is she ?" " you don't know ?" "she left 30 minutes ago." "where did she go ?" "she apologized to your aunt and told her... she was gonna stay with some friends." "you blew it, sebastian." "that girl's come to her senses." "she'll never go near you again." "stupid. stupid. stupid." ""judy." i'll save that." "hello ?" "[ phone ringing ]" "Greg, it's Valmont." "hey, buddy." " is she with you ?" " no." "where is she ?" "I don't know. why don't you just leave her alone ?" " [ loudly ] where is she ?" " okay, okay. all right ?" "all right, she's with her friend's parents, the michalaks." "she caught a train into penn station about 20 minutes ago." " thank you." " no problem." "♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am colorblind ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ coffee black ♪ ♪ and egg white ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ pull me out from inside ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ready, I am ready ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ready, I am ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ taffy stuck ♪ ♪ and tongue-tied ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ stutter shook ♪ ♪ and uptight ♪♪ ♪" "I'm impressed." "well, I'm in love." "♪ ♪♪ pull me out from inside ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ready, I am ready ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ready, I am ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ fine ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am covered in skin ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ no one gets to come in ♪♪ ♪ ♪ [ softly ] ♪ ♪ are you okay ?" "♪" "♪ ♪♪ pull me out from inside ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am folded and unfolded ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ and unfolding ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ colorblind ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ready, I am ready ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am ready ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am fine ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ I am fine ♪♪ ♪ [ engine starts ]" "♪ ♪♪ I am fine♪♪ ♪" "[ kathryn moaning ]" "[ kathryn gasps ] [ kathryn ] just a minute.[ footsteps ] [ whispers ] no, now. quick !" "come in." " bad time ?" " kind of." "well, you obviously wanted me to witness your little adventure... or else you wouldn't have invited me in." "who is our friend who gives you such pleasure ?" "where could he be ?" "hi." "there's some fucked-up shit in this house." "call me. [ door opens, closes ] you don't get to have all the fun." "so, I assume you've come here to make arrangements." "some other time." "excuse me ?" "I'm not in the mood." " I want to fuck !" " and I don't !" " g=Good afternoon, kathryn." " [ huffs ] [ sebastian ] sounds great." "I love you too." ""I love you too" ?" "[ hangs up receiver ] [ closes door ]" "My god. you're completely pussy-whipped." "stop it !" "what happened to us ?" "nothing has changed." "yes, it has." "you're in love with her." "you don't love me anymore." "oh, come on, kathryn." "it's just a bet." "[ laughing ] this is ridiculous." "what's ridiculous, dear brother, is you." "look at yourself." "look what you've been reduced to." "have you given any thought to what's gonna happen when school starts ?" "not only are you dating miss seventeen magazine, but she's also the new headmaster's daughter." "before you know it, you'll be giving campus tours with her. oh, wait." "her father doesn't know about your past, does he ?" "I doubt he'd let his little princess... be seen with the likes of you." "hmm. it's so disappointing to see Annette's manifesto was a total sham." "you know, as student body president, I feel it's my sworn duty to tell him." " put the phone down." " shh, this will only take a second." "[ slams down receiver ] quite the predicament you're in." "I don't care what you say." "the fact of the matter is," "I was planning on telling her everything this afternoon." "that's right." "I forgot." "you're so in love." "do you honestly believe that you've done a complete 180... in the few days you've known her ?" "well, let me tell you something." "people don't change overnight." "you and I are two of a kind." "at least I have the guts to admit it." "you were gonna leave school a legend;" "now you're gonna leave a joke." "I-I'm willing to take my chances." "don't do it, sebastian." "you'll not only ruin your reputation, you'll destroy hers." "♪♪ this love ♪♪" "♪♪ I think I'm gonna fall again ♪♪" "♪♪ remember when you held my hand ♪♪" "♪♪ it didn't mean a thing ♪♪" "♪♪ this love♪♪" "hi." "hi." "and this is my room." "[ softly ] do you think we can be quiet ?" "there's something I have to tell you." "tell me." "this isn't working out for me anymore." "yeah, me neither." "what's wrong ?" "it's not you, it's me." "I'm completely fucked-up." "what are you saying ?" "I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie." "I wanted it to work, but, unfortunately, I feel nothing." "why are you doing this ?" "I just wanted to see what you were like in bed." "I know you don't mean that." "you know nothing." "you don't even know me." "the fact of the matter is, there is someone I love." "you don't even compare to her." "I don't believe you." "I don't know how to make this any clearer to you." "you mean nothing to me." "you were just-- you were just a conquest." "you're such a coward." "look at yourself. you're shaking." "is that what you came to tell me ?" "I-I'm sorry." "I'm completely-- yeah, you're completely fucked-up." "get out." "get out !" "don't touch me !" "don't touch me." "don't fucking touch me, sebastian !" "don't !" "just leave." "[ footsteps departing, door opens, closes ] [ crying ]" "jesus." "a little melodramatic, don't you think ?" "I thought you'd like to know what happened between Annette and I." " it's over." " really ?" "you were right." "I can't change." "you and I are two of a kind." "I thought we should celebrate." "I'd love to." "but, unfortunately, I'm expecting some company." "who ?" "Ronald ?" "not that it's any of your business, but yes." "from Ronald." "I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but..." "I'm pretty sure it goes something like:" "yahdah, yahdah, yahdah." ""you mean a lot to me." "I hope we can still be friends." etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." "you see, I expected your sort of bullshit, so..." "I took the liberty of arranging a little get-together between Ronald and Cecile." "you were right." "you do get dumped for the innocent little twits." " well done." " thank you." "now... where were we ?" "oh, yes, the celebration." "what shall we toast to ?" "to my triumph." "it's not my choice of toasts, but it's your call." "to your triumph over Annette." "[ laughing ] what's so funny ?" "silly rabbit." "my triumph isn't over her." "it's over you." "come again ?" "you were very much in love with her, and you're still in love with her." "but it amused me to make you ashamed of it." "you gave up on the first person you ever loved... because I threatened your reputation." "don't you get it ?" "you're just a toy, sebastian." "a little toy I like to play with." "and now, you've completely blown it with her." "I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard." "cheers." "tastes good." "[ sets glass down ] so I assume you've come here to make some arrangements." "but unfortunately..." "I don't fuck losers." "[ door opens, slams shut ] good-bye, sebastian." "it's imperative that I talk to her." "[ woman ] I don't know what to tell you." "she's not here." "could you, please, tell her I called ?" "of course, I will." "[ line disconnects ]" "[ rings doorbell ] [ people chattering ] may I help you ?" "yes, I need to speak with Annette." "she's not here." "listen, I'm entertaining some guests" " Annette !" "Annette !" " I already told you she is not here." "could you please see that she gets this ?" "i'll do that." " it's really important." " I understand. good night." "I'm terribly, terribly sorry about that." "you just never know who's gonna show up at my door." "[ sebastian's voice ] Dear Annette," "I don't know what I can possibly say to rectify the harm I have caused you." "the truth of the matter is that being with you... is the only time I have ever been happy." "my whole life has been a joke." "I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery." "well, it finally backfired." "I succeeded in hurting the first person I loved." "enclosed is my most prized possession: my journal." "for a long time, I considered it my trophy." "a sordid collection of my conquests." "if you really want to know the truth, then please read it." "no more lies." "♪ ♪♪ you could make a killing ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ you could make a killing ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ you could make a killing ♪♪ ♪" "[ Sebastian's voice ] please give me another chance." "I'm a wreck without you." "♪ ♪♪ I wish I was ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ both young and stupid ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ then I too ♪♪ ♪" "♪ ♪♪ could have the fun ♪ ♪ that you did♪♪ ♪" "[ phone ringing ] hello ?" "[ kathryn ] Ronald." "yeah." "it's kathryn." "what's up ?" "is everything okay ?" "no." "it's sebastian." "he's out of his mind." "what do you mean ?" "he hit me, and then he took off." "I'm just afraid to be alone." "please" "Ronald, I really need you." "okay, okay, just-just settle down." "there's more." "it involves Cecile." "stay there." "i'll be right over." "[ hangs receiver up ]" "[ chuckles ] [ inhales, sighs ]" "son of a bitch." "Valmont." "hey, Ronald." "it seems that you and I have some talking to do." "could we do it later ?" "i've had a really bad night." "what's your problem ?" "where the hell do you come off hitting kathryn ?" "christ, she got to you too." "she told me everything." "Ronald, you don't know what you're talking about." "oh, yeah ?" "she also told me you fucked Cecile." "it's true, isn't it ?" "Ronald, I'm sorry-- fucker !" "[ Annette ] sebastian ?" "sebastian !" "stop it !" "[ groans ]" " shit !" " [ brakes screech ]" "Annette !" "sebastian." "[ crying ] [ crying ] I love you, Annette." "I love you too." "[ crying softly ] just hold on." "as the new headmaster of Manchester prep, it saddens me to start our new school year off... with such a mournful tone." "[ turns water on ]" "[ water stops ]" "I didn't know anyone else was in here." "[ turns water on ] I'm sorry." "I'm Annette hargrove." "kathryn merteuil." "have we met ?" "I don't think so." "your father's the new headmaster at Manchester, right ?" "that's right." "I was sorry to hear about your brother." "you okay ?" "i'll be fine." "did you know sebastian ?" "you might say that." "such a tragedy, isn't it ?" "yes, it is." "i'll leave you alone now." "are you sure you're gonna be okay ?" "I'm here if you need a friend." "that's great." "I know it sounds really trite, but... sometimes when I feel I can't go on," "I turn to jesus, and he helps me through it." "thank you." "okay." "i'll see you around campus. [footsteps departing ] looking forward to it." "freak." "[ sniffs ]" "here we go." "[ taps cards ] [ kathryn ] however dark the cloud, there's always a silver lining." "it might be hard to see, but... what we should learn from this experience... is to be true to ourselves, and to resist the temptations of peer pressure." "as student body president, i've tried to set an example in myself." "unfortunately, the one person I could not reach out to in time was my stepbrother, sebastian." "I know he's looking down on us today and" "um..." "I know he's looking down on us today, and he'd want me to say-- [ footsteps departing ] he'd want me to say, "kathryn"" "he'd want me to say, "kathryn, I'm sorry."" "what is going on ?" "Don't you people have any respect ?" "♪ ♪♪ 'cause it's a bittersweet ♪♪ ♪" "♪♪ symphony that's life ♪♪" "♪♪ trying to make ends meet ♪♪" "♪♪ you're a slave to money ♪♪" "♪♪ then you die ♪♪" "♪♪ i'll take you down the only road ♪♪" "♪♪ i've ever been down ♪♪" "♪♪ you know the one that takes you to the places ♪♪" "♪♪ where all the things meet yeah ♪♪" "♪♪ no change, I can change I can change, I can change ♪♪" "♪♪ but I'm here in my mold ♪♪" "♪♪ I am here in my mold ♪♪" "♪♪ but I'm a million different people ♪♪" "♪♪ from one day to the next ♪♪" "♪♪ I can't change my mold ♪♪" "♪♪ no, no, no, no, no, no ♪♪" "♪♪ well, i've never prayed ♪♪" "♪♪ but tonight I'm on my knees ♪♪" "♪♪ yeah ♪♪" "♪♪ I need to hear some sounds ♪♪" "♪♪ that recognize the pain in me ♪♪" "♪♪ yeah ♪♪" "♪♪ I let the melody shine ♪♪" "♪♪ let it cleanse my mind ♪♪" "♪♪ I feel free now ♪♪" "♪♪ but the airwaves are clean ♪♪" "♪♪ and there's nobody singing to me now ♪♪" "♪♪ no change, I can change I can change, I can change ♪♪" "♪♪ but I'm here in my mold ♪♪" "♪♪ I am here in my mold ♪♪" "♪♪ and I'm a million different people ♪♪" "♪♪ from one day to the next ♪♪" "♪♪ I can't change my mold ♪♪" "♪♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪♪" "♪♪ I can't change my mold♪♪" "♪♪♪♪" "♪♪ i've been biding my time ♪♪" "♪♪ been so subtly kind ♪♪" "♪♪ i've got to think so selfishly ♪♪" "♪♪ 'cause you're the face inside of me ♪♪" "♪♪ i've been biding my days ♪♪" "♪♪ you see ♪♪" "♪♪ evidently it pays ♪♪" "♪♪ i've been a friend with unbiased views ♪♪" "♪♪ and then secretly lust after you ♪♪" "♪♪ so now you feel rusty ♪♪" "♪♪ you're bored and bemused ♪♪" "♪♪ you want to do ♪♪" "♪♪ someone ♪♪" "♪♪ else ♪♪" "♪♪ so you should be ♪♪" "♪♪ by ♪♪" "♪♪ yourself ♪♪" "♪♪ instead of here with me ♪♪" "♪♪ secretly ♪♪" "♪♪ trying hard to think pure ♪♪" "♪♪ bloody hard when I'm raw ♪♪" "♪♪ you're talking out so sexually ♪♪" "♪♪ about boys and girls in your frigging' dreams ♪♪" "♪♪ so now you feel lusty ♪♪" "♪♪ you're hot and confused ♪♪" "♪♪ you want to do ♪♪" "♪♪ someone ♪♪" "♪♪ else ♪♪" "♪♪ so you should be ♪♪" "♪♪ by ♪♪" "♪♪ yourself ♪♪" "♪♪ instead of here with me ♪♪" "♪♪ secretly ♪♪"