"woof!" "]" "woof!" "]" "Leader!" "I have discovered Bushido in a death surrounded by cuddly balls of flesh!" "["Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive."]" "What's he doing?" "!" "He's not stopping a thing!" "then." "You'll just have to be the bait." "I'll rush over to the old man!" "What good will that do?" "!" "The deal was to let me meet with the old man!" "Planet Eater!" "You're...the Puke Shogun!" "and lived in trash bins for years!" "we will be released from these bodies!" "Let go!" "The curse of the balls of flesh will be broken today!" "I cannot die." "I cannot...die yet!" "It was karma that made you inhabit a smelly dog!" "It's useless to resist!" "Resign yourself and die!" "Puke Shogun!" "which I perfected over these past eighteen years!" "Candlelight Last Sparking!" "Looked like an ordinary flip to me." "It's the Candlelight Last Sparking!" "Never thought it would come in handy." "This may seem like a strange question... and a little leader pass by?" "I don't know." "What do you mean by little leader?" "but big in ability." "big leader." "I don't know." "Strange." "Maybe the leader isn't here yet." "A bizarre bunch like that would attract lots of attention." "too." "Could they have been caught by the balls of flesh?" "Jiro?" "Nope." "you should have kept an eye on him!" "Who'd think someone so sick could get up?" "!" "Damn it!" "Where the hell would he have gone in that condition?" "Could it be... that he has gone to find Kintaro?" "!" "That's impossible..." "Not in that condition." "'Scuse me." "Someone called me." "there he is." "Mr. Odd Jobs!" "Hey there." "but we have a problem." "Huh?" "The master of a parasitic alien?" "Yeah." "the leader and I were attempting to get the alien and the master together." "let me ride!" "eh?" "I heard he was on his deathbed and never imagined he would leave the hospital." "let me ride!" "Just move the doll." "Suzanne." "I'm Katsura." "And where's Kagura?" "Oh right!" "The leader's being pursued by a parasitic alien and is in danger." "What?" "!" "Is that true?" "but will you help?" "All right!" "Let's split up members." "please take care of the rest!" "Suzanne." "Don't be a burden now." "There are cats everywhere." "I can't tell which ones are real cats and which ones are those aliens." "Damn it!" "and my life gauge is down to five." "[Life Gauge]" "[Smoke one cigarette and you lose one bar.]" "Since when did you have that setting?" "Look what you did." "Now I have to conquer the world with only five bars left." "That's one bar per continent." "Five is plenty in order to see the old man." "I won't see him!" "You're so persistent! so let's get some light." "Where're you taking the light from?" "!" "What fool uses someone's life candle for lighting purposes?" "!" "And how the hell did you do that?" "How'd you materialize it just now?" "I'll give you my life candle." "Give me...?" "You can do such a thing?" "Here." "How's that?" "it's burning so bright!" "Isn't this fireworks?" "!" "burn hot and bright and overtake the moment." "That's my way of life." "Who cares about your way of life!" "You're melting the candle next to it!" "Extinguish it!" "Put it out right now!" "Who extinguishes it like that?" "!" "you put an extra candle out!" "Now there's only three left!" "I can't breathe." "hang on!" "Do you intend to die before you see the old man?" "!" "Intend to die?" "It's mostly you guys who're killing me." "I'm not gonna see the old man." "I can't let him see me like this." "You're that adamant about not seeing your master?" "Yes. but you were also able to survive to this day because of him." "What's wrong with seeing him just one more time?" "you were a friend who sustained his lonely existence for many years." "You damn brat..." "That old man... he's not like that." "We weren't like that." "We came to this park often together." "We had a set course we walked." "we were an old man and his old dog." "We may've looked extremely close." "No one could have imagined that we both wished the other would "Die!" "[Kintaro] that was the first word he ever uttered to me." "Die!" "That's what the old man always said." "Damn you!" "Die!" "no matter who it was." "Get outta here!" "and to me." "I don't know if that was the reason." "the people around him died." "the old man was all alone." "he still kept on living." "You're a stubborn one too." "Hurry up and die." "Die" to." "Kintaro..." "The old lady is gone and so are all my friends." "You're the only one left. and continue living alone?" "I don't want them to see my dying face." "but it sucks." "It's not something you can show others." "I'm not gonna let anyone see such a shriveled-up face." "No thanks." "unnoticed by anyone." "hurry up and die." "You're the only one left." "you old bastard!" "cursing each other to die." "I waited for the old man to die so I could conquer Earth." "no matter what." "even if I had to crawl through life." "too." "he didn't fall." "he overcame it." "and sneer at me." "We never showed each other our weaknesses." "We'd drag our weary bodies and force ourselves to go walking. but we kept our pride and ran." "There wasn't a shred of feeling support for one another." "even a second." "That's how we are." "The old man is no different from me." "And you think the old man would be happy to see me?" "he'd get an adrenalin rush and get up again." "Leaving him alone is the best thing." "that persistent old man!" "Wanting to see him doesn't even cross my mind." "I wish he'd hurry up and die!" "What is that?" "O-Old man!" "Old man!" "Wh-What are you doing here?" "!" "You're supposed to be on your deathbed." "He's holding something." "A leash?" "No way!" "A walk?" "He thinks he's taking a walk?" "!" "and... he's taking a walk...with me?" "!" "Kintaro..." "I won't lose." "I still have..." "O-Old man...why'd you come here?" "even in his condition?" "Enough already." "I've had enough!" "Enough." "you old bastard?" "!" "I..." "I can't stand to see you like that." "Wait!" "Watch out!" "Planet Eater!" "You can't escape now." "You are an evil presence." "We will erase each and every one of you from the universe!" "Y-You!" "Hurry!" "Hurry and go!" "How long must he walk alone?" "!" "I'm not telling you to say good-bye." "Go tell him to die." "Curse and rant at him until the very end." "Stay and fight with him." "Stay and die with him!" "And that'll do...for you two." "That's what you two are." "You're still going to get in our way?" "!" "This one is trying to destroy this planet!" "too!" "I don't care what you do to stop the conquest of Earth." "But there's two things we mustn't interfere with when it comes to this dog." "That's the time to eat and the time to take a walk!" "Shogun!" "Our offensive isn't working at all!" "What's with that girl's fighting strength?" "!" "She's even stronger than the Planet Eater!" "Summon Omega!" "Omega?" "!" "It's too dangerous!" "This is no time to be saying that!" "She is another threat to the planet!" "We must not let her escape!" "Parasite Omega." "it had superior strength and was known as the Sweeper. and was the ultimate warrior possessing the strengths of both. and could go into a frenzy that matched the Planet Eaters." "this planet could be destroyed with us on it!" "That's the risk we must take in order to stop this new menace!" "It's over for you guys!" "Omega!" "Burn everything in sight!" "I'm Omemi." "Nice to meet you." "eh?" "I can see cats flying through the air." "The candles." "Two of my life candles have been broken!" "I only have one left!" "What the hell is she doing?" "!" "Go!" "Hurry!" "A walk?" "!" "Is she crazy?" "I'm way past being able to do that!" "I-I can't even stand." "The old man's candle was probably snuffed out just now!" "Old man!" "and he's standing!" "so you're finally at death's doorstep?" "How pitiful!" "it's over for a human." "Old geezers should hurry and die!" "you damn bastard!" "I've still got it." "I'll never lose to an old geezer like you!" "don't force yourself." "I know... that you're already half-dead." "Same goes for you." "What a stubborn dog." "Damn old buzzard!" "Die!" "Please..." "Die!" "what a thing to say!" "That pup's mother and siblings died after a difficult birth and it's all alone." "too!" "And I'm saying that's a mean thing to say!" "That's not mean at all!" "leaving him all alone." "It's way harder being the one left behind." "I don't have the confidence to live long enough until he's old and dies." "too." "That's the point I'm making." "I'm here." "There's no way I'll die before you!" "I'm ten years younger than you." "You can never depend on a woman." "You and I have different resolves." "I'm an old man." "I can't be a surrogate mom or brother to you." "But I can be your buddy." "relationships don't matter." "your wife'll beat you up." "But you can have as many friends as you like and no one'll complain." "I go by a single rule." "Don't die before your friend. and you go and die and make them all sad." "you live until you're all alone and you cry alone." "then you die alone." "I'll never make a buddy cry." "That's my rule when making a friend." "So rest assured." "You'll never need to cry because you're all alone." "I'll cry for you." "buddy." "enough already." "That's enough..." "Stop...please." "Hurry and die..." "I don't want to see..." "I don't want to see you... hanging in there and suffering." "I don't want to see it anymore!" "Planet Eater!" "the extermination of Planet Eaters will be over." "Then we will be released from this body of flesh." "We'll change our parasite hosts and eradicate those beasts!" "It's our victo--!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "!" "I can't fire!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "!" "Huh?" "!" "did I just do something?" "I think you did." "he could die in peace." "Why'd he come here?" "Was it just to suffer?" "right?" "right?" "old man." "I can't die before you die." "old man." "but more than being the King of Terror..." "I've wanted to be your buddy." "So I can't make you cry!" "old man?" "!" "old man!" "Please die!" "die!" "Die!" "Die!" "You old bastard!" "K-Kintaro..." "I win." "Because you...made your buddy cry." "Th-Thanks..." "Buddy... let's go." "The next episode:" "Fights Often Ensue During Trips" "[Around this time last year we had to skip an episode because of the Japan Series." "And this year...]" "[We're Not Skipping!" "]"