"How did you get here?" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, zero." "I came across 190, and then I came up the 110." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, zero." " This is asinine." " One, two, three, four, five..." "Hey, brownie monsters." "You guys are weird." "Drink!" "That's it for this one." " He floated it by himself!" " What else you got?" "Dude, my dad bought me that keg." "My dad owns a dealership." "His dad own dealership." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, my dad bought me this magic talking knife." "What it say?" "What knife say?" "Walk away, dude." "It's not worth it." "Is there a hole back here?" "Is this noticeable?" "This is great." "Thank you so much." "I'm gonna look so cool." "I bought a house in Belize." " Me always want go there." " For dirt cheap." " Belize is a very expensive city, actually." " It's a country." "Excuse me, is this the baby shower?" "I made lemon squares." "Mine says, "Sweaters." "All you can eat"." "I was in the future." "It was too late to RSVP." "What, did you two call each other last night?" " Check that out!" "Did you hear me?" " Silence, everyone, please." " You heard the man." "Shut up!" " Ignignort, what's up?" "We need complete silence so your digital ruler can approacheth." " Look at him and beholdeth." " You have all been brought here... to celebrate the bruising of the Aqua Teens' asses." "That's the reason for the season." " Now, roll call." " Prepare to kiss ass." "When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly... but then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me." " Here's a dumb name:" "Mothmonsterman." " Right here." "Did someone leave a window open?" "I think I heard the wind." "Boy, you better drop to your knees and do it right!" "So, who am I doing it to?" "Hang on." "Who's he doing this to?" "'Cause no one told me." "I didn't get to read the manual." " All right, fine... it." " Yeah,... it." "Just say, "Here," and let's consider the word "here"... to be short for "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane"." "You do as the Scorpions have before you." " Romulox." " Here I am, rock you like a hurricane." "Happy Time Harry." " To Klaus." " The trees." "Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?" "Yeah, they left a message." "They're running late." " They're going with Flargan and Dingle." " Flargan and what?" "I told you, this wooden ship ain't going anywhere!" "Shut up, Merle!" "Light it." "We're late." " Fate." " Flargan, no." "Who is Zarnold Edward..." "Zarnold?" "What kind of... name is Zarnold?" "...I never heard such..." "Dude, you gonna take that?" " Zarnold Edward Quig..." " Bros call me Skeeter, dude." "Where are the Chi Os?" "I thought this was a mixer." "There's one right now, and she's eyeing you like she wants it." "Somebody be doing some meat-slapping tonight." " My dad owns a dealership." " Dude, she was eyeing me!" "What?" "Is it a little cold out there..." "Shot down, dude." " Dealership..." " Sloppy seconds." "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future." "Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver..." ""Here" will work just fine, thank you." " Here." " And no smoking!" "Give me a smoke!" "Stay with the patch." "Your blood pressure." "You tell another story." "Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening..." "Smooth and mentholly." "I know." "We're getting to you." "Just wait your turn." "You're coming up on the list." "Okay, Brownie monsters." "Emory and Oglethorpe." ""Were not invited," is the end of that sentence." " Damn straight." "Put a period on that." " Plutonians are teh suck." "Maybe the invitation got lost in the mail." " Maybe we weren't invited." " Improbable!" "We went to high school together." "Did you not see the yearbook?" "Yeah, I know." "You told me all about the bus stop, but..." "Look at that." "Looks like they're having fun in there." "Ignore them!" "We are having fun... in an important meeting with our own league." "Vice Chairman, tell us about the new pledge class." "Hi, everybody." "Commence to jiggling." " I like jiggling." " Stop vibrating, Emory." "He's just trying to control us." "Did anyone see an 8 foot spider... wearing a diaper in the parking lot anywhere?" "I did see that spider, but when I was in this parking lot... it was about 375,000 years ago." "Down here, my Negroes." "It's me, MC to the Pee." " Never mind." " You look smaller in real life." "I know, man." "I been through lots of changes." "I'm in hell, right?" "Satan says, "Go fish"." "I'm like, "I don't see any cards"." "And next thing I know, I'm a worm." " Step directly on that." " No, wait a minute." "I got plans, see?" "We take these monsters, right?" "We start a haunted house, yeah?" "You feeling me?" "We invite everyone to the haunted house... and they come thinking it's gonna be all scary and..." "But in fact, that house is also for sale... 'cause it's a condo, get it?" "Like in Hilton Head." "People gonna pay big-ass cash money and then we take all that money... and buy more psychedelic mushrooms." "You feeling me?" " More?" " I already ate a bunch of them." "What are we trying to do?" "Get me a record deal?" "'Cause my label keeps dropping me... 'cause I keep on getting killed, but I'm like, "I'm gonna come back." ""Come on, I need this job"." " Squash him, Err." " I will be back, man." "There is only one plan, and it involves this:" "the screw of damnation." " I found it behind the armoire." " Of Despair!" " I know where y'all live." " The Aqua Teens shall suffer deeply... as this is bored within each and every one of their skulls." "One screw, goodbye." "Everyone understands how this will come about?" "Remember, there are no dumb questions." " Yeah, right here." " In the back." "Yes?" "The retard with the dumb question." "How are you gonna get that into their heads?" "Are you just gonna say, "Stay still," or something?" "No, you will say that... while Major Shake utilizes his Phillips head death driver." " My what?" " You better have it." "What is a death driver?" "I don't know what that is." " Oh, God." " Okay, does anyone have any money?" "Excuse me." "I have a plan." "Cans go in one bag, trash in another... and be sure to split up the brown and green glass." "There's the can in front of you." "Pick it up." " I have a can that's full." " I'll take that, thank you." "And we'll use this glass to remove all hair from the planet?" "What?" "No, man, we're not." "He said, "Save the world"." "I was there, and he said, "Shave the world"." " No, he said "save"." " He did." "Mutiny." "And who named us Click-Click?" "There's a snake over here..." " Okay, what have we all learned today?" " Me hungry." "When we break for lunch?" "If you're hungry, there's some sun-dried tomatoes next to you." "They're huge in Europe." "Not bad." "I mean, they're not the real deal, but..." " He disappeared." " It's about damn time." "Okay, look." "Me feels no agenda to meeting... and vacuum in leadership positions." "So me has composed 12-point plan for good, happy success." "How childish." "Look, an animal bone." "Bone!" "Good!" "Well, does anyone else have any other plans?" "Excuse me." "I have another plan." "Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and you-nihilate." "Plug in." " Was this in your plan?" " I don't think it was." "Square the Quad laser and you have, behold..." " the Quad Glaser." " I thought it was "glacier," man." "Yes, the Quad Glacier." "That's what I said." "Will you hurry up and fire?" "It's getting heavy." "You, with all the great plans." "You shall not see the next decade." "You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back..." " in a big way." " Hurry, I can't hold it." "My legs are gonna..." " Damn!" " Fire." "Why do they call it the Glacier?" "Do you want it done fast, Err?" "Or do you want it done right?" "I just want it done, and damn!" "My legs!" "Okay, we're moving the podium over here." "You stay in your seat." "The rest of you, we're going to pass out trophies now." " Err, get the participation trophies." " Yeah, right." "My legs are broken." "I'm not going to get the trophies." "I'm the digital ruler." "You get a slave to do that." "Who would like to join our slavery program?" "Anyone?" "You'll get college credit." "So, shoot." "What else?" "Look, are we gonna do something here?" "I'm supposed to get this tattoo done at 4:00, and I'm supposed to go..." "Yes." "Tattoos." "We shall all get tattoos of our rad name." " What is our rad name?" " I got one." "Why don't we call ourselves "Let's get off our... asses and do something..." ""because my parole officer really loves it..." ""when I don't tell him that I spent my day off..." ""dicking around on the... moon"?" "No, we have an idea now... and we're not moving until we come up with a rad name." " Who's got a rad name?" " Gignowanasanafonicon." "Super Awesome Villains Forever." "Wait." "Gigliowanananacom." " Bon Scott." " No, that sucks." " Banner Thomas." " The Evil Gang of 11." " Super Awesome Villains Forever." " How about the Midnighters?" " The Illin' Villains." " You know, we're out at night." " How about Got Villains?" " Nasty Midnighters." " Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday..." " Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday." "Typical." "Robots." "I like that name." "It's identifiable." "Aqua Teens, come out and meet your doom... for we are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday..." "Sunday, Monday..." "No, it's just one week." "Please stop." " Throw the screw at them." " Yes, launch the screw." "They're in Honolulu." " Shoot." "Really?" " When will they be back?" "What, you looking at me here?" "What do I look like to you?" "Brother, you look like a fat man in dire need of an ass-bruising." " Nice." " If you see them, give them this note." " Hang on a sec." " Get your mouth off of me." " We haven't moved to Honolulu." " You know what?" "They actually moved to Honolulu." "You believe that?" "I just found this out." " Then give me my note back." " Did you hear..." "They're in the house." "That's impossible." "They moved to Honolulu." " We didn't move to no Honolulu." " Can I help someone?" "Excuse me, I feel safer parking this in a garage." " Kick some ass." " Man, you can't leave me here." "Get back here!" "I got no legs!" "Okay." "Who's driving me to the mall?" " Satan, my man." "What's..." " Just shut up and fish!" "Satan like funny box."