"In short, that morning I woke up with an urge to go to the bathroom." "Just in time I realized that I was out of toilet paper, out of kitchen towel, out of tissues." "And I hadn't finished this magazine." "I went to the supermarket to buy those." "And that's where I met that girl." "She was a girl that I had flirted with at a party." "My butt said: "Run!", my heart said: "Stay!"" "She said: "Hey, Vincent"." "My name isn't Vincent." "I didn't say anything." "At this precise moment I realized that:" "one, I didn't have a shower, two I was badly dressed, three, I had eye boogers and four, a pack of TP rolls in my hands." "I thought: "Come on, what is she doing here?"" "I asked her: "Hey, what are you doing here ?"" "We talked a bit." "She made a joke, it wasn't funny." "I laughed." "While I was laughing, I realized that: five, I had a bad breath." "We talked about everything and nothing." "Mostly about nothing." "She told me "You shouldn't eat that, it's full of bad stuff..."" "That's what my cousin told me." "At some point, she bit her lip." "I felt like: inviting her for a drink, inviting her for dinner, inviting her to the movies." "Bring her back home, have sex with her." "I'm asking myself if it's serious between us, eat ice creams with, lie on the grass, introduce her to my family, go on a trip with her, move in together with her, propose to her, buy a house with her." "Asking her: "Are you alright?", she would answer: "I'm pregnant"." "She would tell me: "With twins", we would wonder how to call them, she asked me: "Don't you agree ?"." "I answered:" "Gregory and Julie." " What ?" "I told her that it was the names of my fishes." "She asked me what type of fishes they were." "I told her the first thing that came up." "Clown fishes." "She told me:" " That's so great !" "Fuck." " Like Nemo:" "Fuck." "I told her: "You could come over to see them one day!"." "She smiled." "She took my number again." "My body sent pressing signals." "She asked me:" " What's your family name again ?" " Wood." "So." ""Bye !" She smiled again and left." "I ran away." "Here you go, now my name is Vincent Wood and I have two clown fishes." "And I need to do some laundry." "In short, I met that girl again." "Fuck..."