" Was it ruined?" " It tore down the fence again." " We'll find another way to keep it out." " Like how?" "I don't know." "What can we do?" "It's drawn here." "We'll have to build a higher fence so it can't climb over." "Here, try one." " Fantastic." " Really?" "I don't know..." " Maybe a little too much garlic?" " No, I don't think so." "Really?" "Sit still." "We could have skipped the party this year." "You've out it very short down there." "The trimmer had the wrong setting." "There's a tropical heat out there so it feels good to have less hair down there." " Hi, sweetie!" " Hi!" " Hi, sweetie!" " Hi!" " Welcome!" " So glad to see you!" "Four cheers for Katinka on her birthday." "Let's hear it." "Thank you." "It's nothing special really, you can open it later." "My present is an ashtray." "Good to know if I don't feel like opening it." " You look so pretty." " Thanks, sweetheart." "I feel fat." " I'm nervous, I made it myself" " How exciting." "So she'll be doing the next exhibition, then?" "The whole of Faltoversten shopping center should be encased in glass." "Or turned into a permanent Christo package." "That would at least get rid of all the riff raff." " Shall we..." " Wait, you have to try these." "You know I respect your opinion." "You have to be honest." "Of course." "Wow!" "I don't know what to say." "Thanks, Carro." "I knew it." "It's over the top, isn't it?" " No..." " Is it over the top?" "No, not at all." "I just have to take it in." "It will definitely get a chosen spot in the house where I can sit and contemplate it." "I'm so honored to have gotten to know you through the years." "You're a group of sensitive, humble types." "Katinka and I have been looking forward to this day." "We were even starting to get bored." "Jokes aside." "I hope we will continue to gather like this for many years to come." "Get me some water!" "Katinka..." "I love you." "Congratulations on your special day, my wonderful wife." "Four cheers for her." "Cheers." "I can't handle open displays of emotion." "Too much like a Hallmark film." "He's a bit sensitive, in case you guys hadn't noticed." "They've removed Hallmark from the basic cable package plan." "I think that's a shame." "Did you know that Jossan has released a single?" "That's right!" "Congratulations." "That's so amazing." "Jossan has been signed by a German label." " That's so cool." "Congratulations." " Thank you." "It's a tiny German indie label, so it's no big deal." "Well..." "I think we should drink to that." " Cheers." " Cheers." "You're so lucky." "You've always been." "Entrees" " David, how are things at the gallery?" " Dad had another manic episode." " Oh no!" " We had this Brazilian artist who works with infections." "People love infections." "Cheers." "The curators' neuroses can really detract focus from the artists." " I mean, I should know." " You're the best one there is." "I don't think you can apply that to the art world." "Well, I think you're the best." "It's like that show where they had only blue works of art." "It's like gathering Jews in a concentration camp." "Why just gather a bunch of blue paintings?" "It's absurd." " I totally agree." " There's no depth, it's all surface." "My dear friends." "I've helped Marja cook today." "I'm rather pleased with my aubergine rolls filled with walnut and coriander pesto and covered in pomegranate seeds." "Are there others coming?" "Happy birthday, Tinka!" "Where have you been?" "I've been trying to get hold of you." " This is Linda." " What a wicked place you got!" " Hi." " Welcome, Linda." " Tinka." " Linda Milton." "Thanks." " It's your favourite fruit." " Thank you." " Josef in." " Hi, there." "Linda." "Hi, Jossan." "I hear you broke up with Sillen." "Again." "Suck my dick." "I always suspected you had a dick!" "Come on." "We're about to eat." " Joel, my man!" "Where have you been?" " Hey, there." " Where haven't I been?" " Hi, what a great surprise." "Hi there, Joel." " Well, cheers." " Cheers." "I'm sorry." "I was only kidding." "You sit down." "Marja..." "We have to raise our voices if they're going to hear us" "Come here." "Marja, this is my new wife." " Linda." "Nice to meet you." " Hi, Linda." " Carro." " Hi." "This is so nice." " Hi." "David." " Anna." "Nice to meet you." "What a pleasant surprise." "Perfect timing, I was just describing the menu." "It looks so nice." "Me and Joel are like starving." "We've been fantasizing about food all the way here." "That's great." "Myself and..." " Guess what Linda is craving?" " Cut it out." "Potato dumplings." " They're lovely." " Yeah, they're so good." "No potato dumplings here, but Georgian aubergine rolls..." "Oh, water." "Can I have some?" " Welcome, everybody." " Thanks." "Joel..." "I'm so happy to see you." "Linda..." " Welcome." " Thanks." " Cheers." " Cheers." "Well, help yourselves." "Just dig in." "Greger." "Can you pass me those aubergine rolls?" "They look amazing." " Tell us, Linda." "What do you do?" " Lovely wine." " I'm actually a TV presenter." " Are you?" " On what show?" " Puzzle." "Have you seen it?" " No." " Afraid not." " These rolls are really nice." " You haven't?" "It's shown on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday mornings" " and every other Monday, on Channel 5." " No." "It's embarrassing." "Lots of people say they've never watched it especially when you're out." "And suddenly they say that I was wearing an ugly top the day before on the show." "That's so embarrassing!" " Yeah, it's so tragic." " So, it's one of those game shows?" "That's right." "People call us and guess letters that form a word and..." "Yeah." "A bit heavy on the garlic, perhaps." "But really, really good." " Are you OK?" " Yes, it just got stuck in my throat." "They're meant to be this hot." "But sure they're a little feisty." "What do you do?" "I'm a curator." "(Also means psychiatrist)" "Wow, that's great." "Such a contribution." "Do you work with young people?" "No, I mean at a museum." "Sorry, it's quite an obscure profession." "I'm so dim sometimes." " How long have you worked at Razzle?" " Puzzle." "For one year." "The worst thing is that I keep having to change my telephone number" " because of freaks and stalkers." " Are you kidding me?" " But that's a small price to pay." " Pay for what?" "Well, I mean it's a very rewarding job." "No two days are the same." " What do you do?" " I run a gallery." " Nice." "What's it called?" " ." "Right, that's...great." "So Puzzle is a show where people call in and win money." " Exactly." "Have you seen it?" " No, we don't have a TV." "Well, we have a TV but no channels." "We only watch films." "And HBO shows." "This type of show is a form of lottery, isn't it?" "Yes, or..." "Yeah, in away, I guess." "It's Greger." "Can I come in?" "I'm so happy for you, Katinka." "Even if it didn't turn out the way we wanted." "What do you mean?" "They could have called and not just turned up like that." "He's got some nerve, don't you think?" "He did call." "Did he?" "So you knew that he was coming?" "You never know for sure with Joel, I didn't want to get my hopes up." "I'm just happy to see him." "So exciting with Jossan's record deal." "Even if it's just a small German label." "I didn't even know she wrote." "Maybe I should start up my old band again." "Do you know what the problem is these days?" "Everyone wants to seem rich, live in some sort of excess." " You know what I mean?" " Yeah." "That's how the whole labor movement got fucked over." " Seriously, you run a fucking gallery!" " The exhibition was great!" " I was at your last opening." " Yeah, sorry I didn't have time..." "Oh, that's no problem." "You were probably busy." "How did that documentary of yours go?" "It's been three years since I worked on that." "Now I'm more into abstract sculptures." "Sort of." " Did you ever finish the documentary?" " Well, no, actually I didn't." "What was it about, this documentary?" "It was about a woman, called Debbie." "She was from the Congo, an immigrant segregated to the suburbs." "She was so cool." "In any case..." "She was such a character." "Completely mad, you would have loved her." "Who?" "Debbie." "The woman in the documentary." "Oh, yeah." "Sorry." "Continue." "She lived in the suburbs and used to stand on a balcony, yelling." "Very..." "Very unusual woman." "But it turned out she was the subject of two other documentaries." "Plus she wanted money to be in our documentary." "And then she got accepted to the art academy." " Exciting." " Yeah." "It really was." "It could have become really cool." " I think Anna's calling me..." " Sure, off you go." "Morn, guess where I am?" "This beats everything." "We took a cab here for 4, 700 Swedish Kronor." "He paid." "Well, I paid some of it." "He said he was rich, but then he said he wasn't." "He has a trustee who gives him money once a month." "What's that about?" "Never mind." "I'm so hungry, they eat seriously disgusting food." "But looking at the bright side, they've got tons to drink." "I spent loads yesterday." "I've saved all that and more." "I guess I should count the cab ride!" "No, I don'!" "gel it!" "She has this huge place and seems really rich but she works as a shrink for people who work at a museum!" "Mom, I have to go." "I'll call you later." "Kiss, kiss, pumpkin." "Bye." " You call your mom "pumpkin"?" " No, it's not my mom." "It's a friend that I call mom." " Right..." " She's my closest girlfriend." "How long have you been seeing my brother?" " Are you and Joel...?" " Didn't he tell you?" "We're twins." "What?" "Are you kidding me?" "That's so embarrassing!" "That's crazy!" "You don't look anything like each other." "No, not in the least." " You're sure you're not kidding me?" " No." "Twins." "That is so messed up." "I'm so relieved!" "It looked like you two used to date." "He's like..." "I don't know." "You know, Joel can be a bit..." "He feels things very strongly." "Oh, yes..." "Hi, guys." "Cigars!" "Do you have one for me?" "Oh..." "Sorry, Gegge, these are the last two." "Gegge?" "When did you come up with that?" " Do you get morning sickness?" " Not any more, but in the beginning..." " I thought I would lose weight." " I know, I actually did!" "But I made up for it later." " Do you have kids?" " Yes." "Here." "Dommi." "Mommies little sweetie-pie." " But he's nine now, not a baby any more." " Cute." "Yeah, his dad's from Morocco." " Morocco." "Have you been there?" " No." " What did you say his name was?" " Dommi." "Or Dominique." " Dommi." "Sweet." " Morocco is so beautiful." "Cool country." "Does his father live over here?" "Don't know." "We haven't been in touch since we broke up." " He was a lying asshole." "He tricked me." " How...?" "False marketing." "At first he kept talking about how modern he was and how terrible it is to oppress women and stuff." "I kid you not - the day I had Dommi he was like transformed." "He wanted to control everything." "What I wore, who I spoke to - everything." "Have you read Hidden by Liza Marklund?" "So powerful..." "I'm sorry, my hormones." " Where are you going?" " Toilet." "I really identified with that book." "I'm so against domestic violence and animal cruelty." "Was he violent?" " Did he hit you?" " No, but he would have if I hadn't gotten away in time." "But then again, I like it a bit rough, but only in bed!" "Relax, it was a joke." "One day when he was out, I took my stuff and Dommi of course, and left." " Did he follow you?" " No." " Did you get a hidden identity?" " No." " Did you have to live abroad?" " No." " Right..." " But Moroccans are totally crazy." "It's hard to find a good guy." "It really is." "There aren't any around." " I'm so lucky with David." " Is it a boy or a girl?" "It's a child." "We want it to be a surprise." "I didn't want to know either." "It really doesn't matter." "Children are God's gift to life." "My life is so much richer now." "It sounds like a cliche but it's true." "Do you think children add meaning to life?" "I think children are the meaning of life." "Marja, could you bring us dessert now?" "This might sound silly, since Joel and I met yesterday..." " Hang on." "Did you meet him yesterday?" " Yeah." "Or rather, last night." "I know, it's crazy." "But I really felt this connection." "Do you know what I mean?" "His rising sign is in Aries and I'm a Sagittarius." "That's perfect." "Are you even supposed to drink?" "That's so individual." "Remember when you were in love with me?" " Where have you been?" " Nowhere." "I just helped Katinka." "You suck." "You had a smoke on your own." "Jossan..." "I want to tell you something." "I've been thinking about it for a while." "What?" "Are you a lesbian?" " What do you mean?" " I'm just kidding." "Well, keep on kidding then!" "But what if I am a lesbo?" "Jossan..." "I am a lesbo." "Listen, Carro..." "It doesn't really matter, but you don't use the word "lesbo" these days." "You say lesbian or dyke." "What?" "Is that all you have to say?" "Is that why you're always checking out my tits?" "No, it isn't." "And why do you say tits instead of breasts?" "You just want me to seem nasty." "Jossan..." "Have I been asleep for long?" "No." "I really need some rest." "Wake me up when the others get here." "Carro..." "I really want some cake." "OK." "Sure." " And how are things with you?" " Just fine." "I meant the kids thing, and all." "Right..." "It's OK." " Or it doesn't seem to be happening." " There's no logic to it." "Suddenly it just happens." " If it's meant to happen, maybe." " I heard this crazy story." "This couple had tried having kids forever, they'd tried everything, experts - the lot." "Nothing worked." "Then she went to her gynecologist for a routine check-up." "Guess what they found?" " A condom." " No need to whisper, she's almost deaf." "A condom!" "It had been up there for years." "Blocking everything." "Oh, my God!" "Well, I don't think I have a condom in my vagina." "The point is, now they've got kids, so it might all still work out." "OK." "Such a crazy story." "What you just told me." "Yes, isn't it?" "Have they said anything about smoking?" "The doctors, I mean." "No, they haven't." "OK." "I was just wondering." "Desserts" "Right..." "When I worked at the Trade Council in Georgia" "I was introduced to their tradition of toasts." "Yet another Georgia story." "In Georgia, people give long, beautiful speeches." "You go round the table in a clockwise direction." "You can choose whatever topic you want." "It's often declarations of love, homages to the beauty of nature, good wine" " or the strong ties of friendship." " Then I'll give a toast." "Is this clockwise?" "Whatever." "I want to pay homage to the strong ties of friendship." "Here's to Joel and his new woman." "Love is intoxicating, so best enjoyed in an orderly way." "Cheers." "Cheers, everyone." "Oops, it's empty" "There we are." "Rose" "Lovely to have met Joel yesterday, or was it today?" "Just a few hours ago we didn't even know each other and now you're my new best friends." "It's so nice to be here." "Cheers, everyone." "She is rather entertaining." "Why didn't you wake me up?" "Tell us, Linda." "Is this show of yours a lottery?" "Well..." "I only work there." " Do you think it's a good show?" " What does it matter?" "I was just wondering." "Carro." "How do you make a living as an artist?" "As an artist?" "I have a part-time job on the radio." "I'm covering for someone, but I like it." " What do you do?" " I'm a music scheduler." "You've always got something new going on." "Do you realize that every time I see you, you've got a new job?" " Music scheduling?" " Yeah." "I pick the music for different radio shows." "I get that, but how?" "I guess it's a combination of what people like and the stuff I like." " How do you know what people like?" " David..." "Anna, don't "David" me when I'm in the middle of a discussion." "You're creating a problem by saying I'm doing something wrong." "It's OK, you're right." "I do research online, check what's being played at clubs foreign radio stations..." "Discussions are nothing to be afraid of." "When you tell me off, you're treating me like a five-year-old." "Honey, it's all good." "You just got a bit upset." "I forgive you." "But on Fridays you can win 50,000." "It's Fat Friday, roll-over from the whole week." "Good time to call, useful if you're unemployed." "A lot of money if you don't have an income." "She sings like Whitney Houston, but she is a he." "I don't understand how that's possible." "Do the hormones affect the voice?" "Imagine being born in a body where you don't feel at home." "Yeah..." "Like wanting to move out of yourself." "Just because you don't watch it, doesn't mean it's aimed at retards." "Of course not." "Who is able to watch it?" "When is it broadcast?" " 10.30 am." " Exactly." "Who watches TV at that time of day?" "The unemployed, maybe old people." " People who work nights." " Indeed, unless they're asleep." "Who is not at home where?" "Sex changes." "How does the body and soul know that there's an alternative?" "I read an article that said homosexuals get different scent signals to the brain." "So they're attracted to the scent of their own gender." "Can't that be surgically removed?" " But come on!" " Surgically remove what?" "Anna wonders if you can't surgically remove homosexuality." " Why would anyone want to?" " You might want children!" "Just because there aren't any homosexuals here doesn't mean you can talk like that!" "Are we gonna badmouth foreigners next just because there aren't any of those here?" "There was a person who had shady ideas like these." "His name was Hitler!" "Katinka, can you pass me a physalis?" "Listen, Greger." "I don't get this." "You think there should be rules on who gets to watch what on TV?" "Or?" "And you don't think the unemployed can decide for themselves whether they should spend their money or not?" " That's not what I meant." " You're unemployed, aren't you?" "No, I'm between jobs." " You could say I'm freelancing." " Greger..." "The ice has melted." " What?" " Ice." "Right." "Linda." "I noticed that you have a tattoo." " What does it mean?" " Carpe diem." "Seize the day and live now. it's a Latin saying, but this is in Chinese." " Where are you going?" " Got a headache." " Are you giving people what they want?" " Yes, I think so." "Or..." "Cheers!" "I don't know." "People wanna win money, don't they?" "Exactly." "Nothing's fair." "There are winners and there are losers." "I'm quite far to the left, and have accepted that as a fact." "Great news about your single!" "I didn't know you make music." "I don't." "No?" "No, I've been playing around with Garage Band and I made this loop with a poem I wrote ages ago." "I didn't know you wrote poetry." "No." "And I don't." "There was this guy in Berlin who DJs." "He played it at a club and a guy from the label heard it and then blah, blah, blah..." "I've got such a headache!" "Where do you keep your headache pills?" "In the bathroom." "You're an exceptional beauty, Katinka." "What?" " Is that how you pick up women?" " No." "Or yes, but don't change the subject." "Mom said to say thank you when someone gives you a compliment, and then change the subject." "Remember?" " Thanks, Joel." " You're welcome, Tinka." "I mean it, you're an exceptional beauty." "Thanks, Joel." "I take it to heart because you see yourself in me." " Stop teasing Greger." " What?" "You know exactly what I mean." " Have you seen Katinka?" " No." "Right." "So this is where you hang out." "In your own little corner." "This?" "Well, I retire here sometimes." "We're not sure what to do with this room so it's become sort of a room for trash." "Great." "See you later." "I wonder which one of us will be the first to die." "Stop it, it's not funny." "Will you organize my funeral?" " Yeah, you'll have an open casket." " And I'm gonna wear lip gloss." "I've really missed us." "Maybe I've become sentimental lately." "Now that I'm better." " I know I've been really crap." " Joel ..." "So what do you think of Linda?" "Linda seems like a great girl." "Did you ever meet my friend Gustav Segerkranz?" "You know Gurra, the guy who had that dog Sebarog?" "Do you remember him?" "Never mind." "He talked about something that might interest you." " Is it OK if I...?" " Sure." "He got married to this girl from Bosnia, real nice girl." "Anyway, they had Bosnian food at the wedding, really good stuff." "And he told me they might open a restaurant." "In any case, Bosnian food is amazing." "You'll have to meet Amira and she can cook for us." "I thought you might be interested." "Like an investment." "That sounds interesting." "It really does." "Great." "I'll think about it." " I have to give these to Jossan." " Sure." "Do you remember that American?" "From Bo's Bar?" "Do you remember that American?" "From Bo's Bar?" " He said he was Val Kilmer's brother." " Oh yes, Joe Kilmer." " Have you met Val Kilmer?" " No, his brother." "Oh yeah, that was the one we used to call "leather trousers", right?" "No, that was someone else." " I couldn't find any headache pills." " Did you look next to the sink?" "Listen, Gegge..." "That's a nice car you've got yourself." "You think so?" "Thanks." "I chose between a Z4 and a second hand one, and then I found this 911." " I like it, sort of a classic." " Absolutely." "Great car." "How do you like living in this house?" " What do you mean?" " It must be nice to live like this." "We've forgotten about the speeches." "It's my turn." "I helped Marja with something last autumn, at her place." "She does have her own home, even if she's not there much." "Says she likes it better here with me." "In any case..." "Her place is so lovely." "And she has lots of potted plants everywhere." "In the kitchen, there are dried roses that she's been given for birthdays..." "Excuse me, I don't know what happened." "Anyway, her fridge is covered in magnets with words of wisdom." "Quotes like, "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"." "So sweet." "But on one of the magnets, I don't know whose quote it is..." "But when I read it I..." "Well, I realized how little I know about Marja even though she's close." "Ever since mom and dad passed away, she's been like a parent to us." "Anyway, it said on the magnet..." "Do you get it?" "I felt so very guilty." "I mean, I'm such a snob to..." "To know so little about what's important to Marja." "PLEASE!" "Jossan, can you pass me a physalis?" " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "He's my brother." "What do you want me to do?" " I'm sorry, honey but..." " Greger!" "Listen to me." "Stop apologizing." "You're so fucking understanding all the time." "You and your aubergine rolls!" "I'm sorry." "I'm not well, and I haven't been for a long time." "And right now, it's worse than usual." "When I see you like this, putting up with all this shit from Joel, David and me, I..." " I wish you'd talk back, be a man." " Be a man?" "So what am I?" "A woman?" "And you call yourself a feminist." "Shame on you." "Man or woman - that's not the point." "Just stand up for who you are." "Do something, Greger!" "Tell us off or whatever!" "Just show me that you care!" "You're so reliable." "Listen..." "I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier." "I didn't mean to." "I'm sorry." "It's OK." "I understand if you want to leave." "Marja can take you to the station." "I'm not that sensitive." "Do you have a bikini I could borrow?" "Drinks" "What are your plans for the rest of the summer?" "I thought I'd go to Visby for "The Stockholm Party Week"" "and then..." "I'll probably go to Ibiza." "A friend of mine is DJing there." "He's a photographer, so I'll get some shots." " Is it Bingo?" " No." " But I do know Bingo." " That doesn't surprise me." "Hang on..." "That's nice!" "I'm glad one of the girls wants to join in for once." " Funny, David!" " I've always hung out with guys." "Girls are always talking behind your back." "Guys don't do that." "They just punch each other instead." "That sounds great..." "What happened?" "So many girls saying, "I only played with boys as a child."" "Suddenly no girl has had any girlfriend." "I'm so sick of that shit." " Stop it, Joel." " Isn't..." " Isn't Linda an exceptional beauty?" " If you say so." "Hey, granddad." "Want to play ball with us?" "Gegge, don't you want to join us?" "They're so racist in south of Sweden." " What made you think of that?" " It's a well known fact they're more racist in the countryside in the south than elsewhere." "Did you read about the guy who was beaten to death on that square?" " It's disgusting." " Yeah, I heard about that." " Debbie told me." " Debbie?" " Yes." "From my documentary." " I'm all done swimming." "Did he just die?" "Why haven't I heard about this?" " Did you not read the paper that day?" " I always read the paper." "Didn't the King have an affair with the woman from that band, Army of Lovers?" " First racism, then Army of Lovers?" " How do you experience racism?" "What?" "Well, you're adopted, aren't you?" "I've not really..." "It depends on what circles you move in." "Yes." "I used to hang out at hip hop clubs." "And I say..." "Once you go black, you never go back!" "Hey..." "You're not wearing a bra." "I'm going to get some water." " Hi, sweetie." " Hi." " Everything OK?" " Everything's splendid." "Come and sit on daddy's lap." "Can I have some?" "Imagine if just the two of us lived here" "Come on." "Are they fucking, or what?" "I feel like a prejudiced cow, but I could punch her for being so stupid." "Hey-"" "Do you reckon David thinks I'm a "start-up" girl?" "Do you think so?" " What?" " I wonder if Katinka thinks so." " Do you think she does?" " I don't know, but..." "We have to be nice to Linda, she's probably really nervous" "Yes..." "She makes me scared of people." "I'd forgotten that..." "My phone's ringing." "...People like her existed." "No coverage." "This tree is enormous." "Trees might just be the best thing in the world." " You've got your abstract art." " I've quit that." "It didn't work." "These trees are so amazing." "I should film them, make some sort of documentary." "Why did you tell Katinka that I went on about her present all the way here?" " Don't worry so much, Carro." " You make me sound super-needy." " Carro..." " Nobody takes me seriously." "Are you not happy?" "You don't understand how hard it is." "Everything's so easy for you, you don't even need love or ambition." "Sometimes when I watch a film" "I see this great actress." "And I look her up on IMDB and it says she was born in 1992." "1992!" "Can you believe it?" "I took her seriously and even cried." "I thought we were the same age." "I feel like such a fucking failure." "I'll be 40 soon." "An old woman!" "What if I turn into a tent lady?" "I'll wear earth colored linen clothes and have a season ticket at The National Theater." "Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with panic attacks." "It's too late now." "Do you get it?" "Can you stop filming?" "Linda, could you leave us alone for a while?" "Wait for me by the pool." "You've disciplined him well." " What are you trying to say?" " Nothing." "Just that you've completely castrated the poor guy." "We're the same, you and I. We need to feel superior." "My psychiatrist always talks about my need to feel superior or inferior." "And you're exactly the same." "Neither of us can be in an equal relationship" " It's not possible." " Stop projecting, Joel." "Sure." "Yours and Greger's relationship has a completely different dynamic." " Joel..." " I know, Katinka." "You want me to leave." " I'm sorry." " Joel ..." "No problem." "It's OK." "I'm leaving." "Do you remember that you got pubic hair before I did?" "DO you?" "Do you remember when we lay naked in the barn and Marja watched us through the window?" "Do you remember?" "And you said..." "You said she couldn't see us because of her bad eyesight." "But you were wrong." "Her eyesight wasn't that bad, she was looking right at us." "That's why she hates you." "You know it's your fault that I've turned out like this." "I'm sorry." "Hey..." "I really am sorry." "I mean..." "I'm a fuck up, I know." "I lie, I say weird things." "I'm sorry." "You are so beautiful when you're sad like this." "An exceptional beauty." "I owe some money." "There are some guys, you know..." "It's a gambling debt and with my allowance it doesn't work." "I wouldn't ask you otherwise." "Hello?" "It's not like before." "If you want me to leave..." "Just give me the money and I'll leave." "Thanks..." "Thank you, sis." "Not now, Marja." "Hi, sis." "I'm just gonna play one more song." "I don't know." "It felt kind of propagandistic." "It wanted to be subtle, but it was too explanatory." "I don't want to feel guilty all the time." "Me neither." "Do you have to blow smoke this way?" "Cool that someone cares enough to make a film about it." "Yeah." "Munchies" "I've put burgers on the barbecue." "Right..." "I think Miss Puzzle and I should be getting along, as they say." "No, don't leave yet!" " You'll never get a cab now." " I can call one for you, Joel." " I'll sort it out." " Can we play Dack Paddy's..." "I mean, Pack Daddy's Suitcase?" " What's that?" " It's like..." "I can explain." "It's like, you've got this case." "And then everyone places something in it." "Not necessarily a thing, it could also be...an emotion, or..." "One person leaves, like David." "We decide who he is, and when he returns we start packing and he has to guess who he is." "You'll get it." " You'll be someone you're not." " Where is Magda with the weird hair?" " Hey!" "Can you get some more wine?" " Her name is Marja." " I can get you more wine." " I've got some here." " Who's going to start?" " Joel can go first." "Excuse me." " Go away, Joel!" " Right." "OK, who do we pick?" "Obama!" " Or some Eurovision person." " Yes, Kleerup." " That's too hard." " Why not pick that one?" " Why not actually pick himself?" " Yes!" "Let's do that." " You can come back now!" " He'll never get this." " What is it?" " Nothing." " Linda, what are you packing?" " No, start with the others." " Right, David." " A nightclub that closes after 5 am." "I pack a taxi." "I pack various chemical substances." " Is it a rock star?" "Ozzy Osbourne?" " Pretty close." "Gegge, are you in on this?" "I pack a beautiful relative." "Is it someone from Monaco?" "What's the matter?" " Nothing." " What?" "I pack a whore." " What?" "Does anyone disagree?" " That's so fucking unnecessary." " What did she say?" " Like, what do you mean?" " "Like, what do you mean"?" " Speak properly." "You've been stoned all night and completely anti-social and now you liven up, all of a sudden." " Good morning." " I haven't said anything." " I could tell that you were about to." " Do you think I'm a whore?" " Have I missed something here?" " We were packing for you." "Just because I don't dress like an old bag, doesn't make me a whore." "I just think we should show each other respect." "Who even said that Anna meant Linda?" "Maybe she meant another whore." "It's not totally unjustified to pack all sorts of things for our good Joel." "Joel, are you OK with her calling me a whore?" "If one was to pack for you Gegge, it would be all Katinka's stuff." "Did you pay for that oar yourself or did you borrow money from my sister again?" " What are you saying?" " What am I saying?" "I'm saying you're a fucking sponge, that's what I'm saying, Gegge." "You really are a joke, Joel." "No one says it to your face, but you're a big joke." "Do you think I care that you call me Gegge?" "That it makes you better than me?" " It's just a joke." " Greger..." " It's a joke." " You're just a little shit, Joel." "A filthy little shit" "You could have done something meaningful with your life and instead you come here." "For what?" "For a tiny bit of attention." "You want someone to care." "But no one does." "Nobody cares." "Linda..." "I apologize on behalf of everyone." "This is some sort of misunderstanding." "Don't worry." "I'm used to people being jealous." "Would anyone like some tea?" "I really apologize for the "party from hell"." "Check out this Vogue from '82." "I can't believe that's 28 years ago." "How can '82 be so long ago?" "Don't worry, people lose their temper when they're wasted." " I'm not wasted." " They don't look that out of fashion." " Is the tea happening?" " It's 26... 28 years ago." "That's crazy." " And get me something sweet." " What happened there?" "I fell over." " I've never wanted kids with Greger." " Who the fuck wants kids with Greger?" " What's wrong with you?" " I'm just kidding." "Why not?" "You always tell everyone you want kids." "It's as if I never feel ready." "I don't know..." " I think that's why it hasn't happened." " Have you secretly been on the pill?" "I guess I've just avoided getting knocked up." " Did Greger do that?" " Why are you so hung up on Greger?" "That's our thing." "You're always teasing him." "I've quit that." " I'm scared of dwarves." " The term is "short of stature"." "Dwarf is like saying negro." " I feel so sorry for you, Greger." " There's no need to." "Greger..." "Katinka had an abortion." "Linda!" "Joel, can we go to bed now?" "David!" "You're so nice, David." "So pure and nice." " Do you want to fuck Linda?" " For fuck's sake, Joel." " I'm sorry." "Here's one last drink." " Come on, David." " Come, my lovely." "We're leaving." " Joel?" " Take it easy." " No." "Oh, my God!" "I just got this sudden pain." "I have to lie down." "Come." "Stop it, Joel." " What the hell?" " Joel, stop!" "Cut it out!" "Stop it, Joel!" "Joel..." "Cut it out!" "Stop it, it's not funny!" "Stop it!" " Stop it, Joel..." " Come on, let's hug..." "Let's just hug." " No, don't be sad." " Stop it, stop it...!" "Stop it!" "Have you seen Katinka?" "She's getting wine." "Didn't he seem a bit aggressive?" "Yes, quite possibly." "Quite possibly." "Did you hear something?" "Was it not a miscarriage?" "It was a miscarriage." "I think that I have to leave now." "Can you let me in?" "I've had enough of her for tonight." "I can't be who you want me to be." "I think I have to leave now." "OK." "Paradjanov is great." "Breakfast" " ...two anuses at the back" " Am I invisible?" "But the two legs in the middle" " The right and left leg respectively." " ...queer in that picture." "It was a guy at Sigtuna who shat in a box." "Perhaps it's not to your taste." " Then he put tin soldiers in the shit." " She started making prams." "Then he wrapped it and it gave it to his cousin for Christmas." "That's he creepiest thing I've ever heard." "Give me his number, he needs his own exhibition." "You've got disgusting taste, David." "Don't complain about me and my taste, because I'm Jewish." "There was someone..." "What do you care how he is?" "You might as well be unfaithful." "Can you listen to me?" "Stop interrupting!" "Come on, David." "You know the other person's family." "It doesn't all end." "We didn't want to wake you." "Greger left this morning." "I know." " Where is Linda?" " On the streets, I don't know." " I had a boyfriend who became a friend." " Who?" "I'm not telling you." "We slept with each other and now we just go bowling." "That's just like you." "Jossan thinks it's OK to go bowling with an ex." "How about coffee?" " Or tennis?" " I've got so many exes." "If I didn't go for coffee or bowling with them, I'd be all alone." " Can I borrow your phone?" " I don't know where it is." "I can drive you, Linda." "No, thanks." "Well..." "I guess we'll get going." "Thanks for a great party." "Sis, thanks for throwing this party." "Thanks for everything, sis." "I'm sure it'll be OK with Greger" "Speak soon." "David, shouldn't we also get going?" "Let's play boules another day." "There's so much traffic in on Sundays." "And we have to take the rental back." "Maybe we can go for a swim somewhere?" "I promised I would fix this."