"♪ Mona Lisa" "♪ Mona Lisa men have named you" "♪ You're so like the lady with the mystic smile" "♪ Is it only 'cause you're lonely" "♪ They have blamed you" "♪ For that Mona Lisa strangeness" "♪ In your smile?" "♪ Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa?" "♪ Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?" "♪ Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep" "♪ They just lie there" "♪ And they die there" "♪ Are you warm Are you real" "♪ Mona Lisa?" "♪ Or just a cold and lonely" "♪ Lovely work of art?" "♪" "Yeah?" "Do you want mum?" " Mum!" " Who is it, love?" " Jeannie, get inside." "Get inside." " Just let me talk to her." " You can't do this to me." " You've been away too fucking long!" " Mum, no!" " Just a minute!" "It's all I'm asking for!" "She don't know you, George, and she don't wanna know you." "She's my daughter!" "You can't do this to me!" "I only came to see her!" " No!" " You can't do this to me!" " I'm sorry, love." "I'm sorry." " Get out!" " Get out!" " Mum!" "You cow!" "I only came to say hello." "Hello!" "Fuck off." "Go on." "Fuck off." "Oi, you gonna clean all that up?" "Hey, hey!" "Take it easy, boys." "Okay?" "Hey!" "Just let him be, all right?" "The man's upset." "Okay?" "That's the right word, George, eh?" "Upset?" "So where'd they all come from?" " They live here." " Since when?" " Since you went inside." " Jesus." " Did you get my last book?" " Yeah, yeah." "Shouldn't have been the driver, though." " Who should it have been, then?" " I could pin him in the first chapter." " Who should it have been, then?" " The Chinese fellow who fed the goldfish." " You didn't write it, George." " No, no, I didn't, but if had, I'd..." "Christ!" " You kept it." " Aye, I kept it for you." "You keep it tuned?" "Why does she hate me, Thomas?" " She doesn't." " Yes, she does." "You can never tell with women, George." "They're different." "They wear skirts and like to powder their noses, and when they go to heaven, they get wings." " Like angels?" " Aye, like angels." " But angels are men, Thomas." " Men?" " Yeah." " No one told me that." "It's true." "Angels are men." "You got a big white rabbit with long, floppy ears?" "No, but we have one with short ears." " What's his name?" " His name is Arthur." "He's over here." "Oh, right." "He'll do." "Yeah." " What is this, George?" " It's a rabbit." "You're not gonna start all that business again, are you?" " Eh?" " Yeah." "Why not?" " Look, George, you can't go in there." " Why not?" "It's different." "What, Mortwell?" "Is he different too?" "Very different." " Ah, we'll see." " Come on, George." "You're not going in there." "I've done seven years for him, Thomas." "Listen, George, you don't know what they're up to now." " I don't give a fuck." "Give us the rabbit." " No, listen." "What do you want it for?" "I'm gonna give it to him." "It's up to you." "We're closed." " Tell him, Terry." " Yeah, we're closed, sir." "Hello, Terry." "He'll have a lettuce, and I'll have a Bloody Mary." " George." " That's right." "This is Arthur." " What are you doing here?" " Looking for Mortwell, Terry." "Bit of work, you know." "What do you do now?" " Whatever comes up." " Yeah, but this is a knockin' shop." " Leave it out, George." " So where is he?" " Mortwell?" "He's not around." " Yeah." " Well, he must be somewhere." " Better ask Dudley, George." "Through there?" "Cheers." "Expecting me?" "Knew I was out?" "I suspected it, George." "So where is he?" "Where's who?" "Mortwell." "He's away, George." " South of France." " He owes me, Dudley." " He said he'd look after me." " He said a lot of things, George." "Next time you see him, give him that." "Hey, George, George." "Come on." " Look, we need a driver." " I'm a driver." " Do you know what a bleeper is?" " A what?" "I can't understand it." "How's that little thing supposed to go bleep wherever I am?" "Well, it bounces off the Post Office Tower, George." "Miracle of modern technology." "Yeah, but it hasn't got an aerial or nothing." "It doesn't need one." "I'll show you, right?" "What's that?" "Is that going?" "No, no." "That's just a test, to see if it's makin' a noise." "Don't muck about with it, for Christ's sake." "You've been pulling that bleedin' knob, ain't you?" "Bet you buggered it." "What do you think?" "What do you do, melt it down and eat it?" "No." "They're ornamental, George." " Ornamental spaghetti?" " Aye." " I reckon it'll go a bomb." " Where'd you get it?" "Contacts, George." "Can't find plastic spaghetti just anywhere." "No." "I don't suppose too many people make it, do they?" "Well, the Japanese have cornered the market." "You fancy a fibreglass fruit flan?" "Or a polystyrene tutti-frutti?" "Fancy a cup of tea?" "What's it made of?" "Leaves." "Paging Mr. Carrington." "Paging Mr. Carrington." "Where's the bar?" "Take a seat, sir, and I'll take your order." "Paging Mr. Carrington." "Thank you, sir." "Doing business?" " Darling, sorry I'm late." " What's with the "darling"?" "For fuck's sake!" "What do you think this is, the Honeymoon Hotel?" "Look, do you have business in this hotel, or can I really help you?" " Where's your car?" " Over there." " Pretend you know me, would you?" " I don't know you, do I?" " Well, pretend you fucking well do!" " I beg your pardon." "Not the back!" "The front!" " So where did they get you from?" " Under a cabbage leaf." "I have to work in these places." "The bar boy turns a blind eye, but the manager doesn't." " You gonna tell me where you want to go?" " The Lambert." "Jesus!" " Sorry" " Didn't they tell you that?" "You're meant to be my date, not my minicab driver." "What does your date do?" "He looks after me, you dingbat." "He's meant to want to see me." " What if he don't?" " He pretends." "How do you pretend?" " Christ!" "Who sent you?" " Does it matter?" " You're the tom, darling." " Just shut up and drive, would you?" "Oh, can I have a large Bloody Mary?" "I'm sitting here, all right?" "Hey, did you hear me?" "Are you serving here or just wearing in a new pair of shoes?" "Oi!" "Do you want a drink?" "They don't seem to serve you here." "I've done it wrong again, haven't I?" "Okay, I got it wrong." "That's - oof!" "What do you expect?" "I'm not used to working in pissholes like this." " That was quick." " You were asleep." " Was I?" "How was he?" " I beg your pardon." " How was the Arab?" " None of your business." "Oh." "All right." "Where to?" "King's Cross." "Hello." "Like a chocolate sandwich?" " A bit downmarket, isn't it?" " Shut up." "Drive on, please." "Here, don't go, mate!" " And now?" " You leave me here." "Good night, then." "You have to get yourself some clothes." "Why would I have to get myself some clothes?" "If you're to drive me." "Here." "Use this." " I'm not having you paying me." " Why not?" " You don't even like me." " I can claim it." "Good night." " Is this real?" " Aye, of course." " A present for you." " All right." " Is it good?" "Yeah?" " It's brilliant." "Aye." " Somebody's murdering opera singers, right?" " Right." "And after every murder, they'll leave a Percheron." " What's a Percheron?" " A kind of horse." "You mean like a white horse that pulls a milk cart?" " Aye, that kind of thing." " All right." " And?" " Well, then it gets complicated." " It might just spoil it for you." " Oh." "Christ." "What do you think?" "Jesus." " You don't like 'em?" " Do you?" " Well, I bought 'em, didn't I?" " You bought them, all right." "Ah, fuck." "Here." "Here's your change." "Not here." "For Jesus' sake!" "You're as much cover as a pair of fishnet tights." "I may as well be wearing a sign around my neck." "All you're missing is the gold medallion." " You don't like them either?" " Fucking hate them." "Right." "See, I'm cheap." "I can't help it." "God made me that way." "Being cheap is one thing." "Looking cheap is another." "That really takes talent." "Some women are whores." "Some whores are black." "You take what you're given, don't ya?" "I didn't ask to drive you around." "I was given you, same as you was given me." "The only difference is, you complain and I don't.- ♪" " Turn it off!" "You heard me." "Turn it off." " No." "You asked me to buy clothes." "I bought 'em!" "But you make remarks." "Anybody ever teach you manners?" " You want to work for me?" " No!" "Get out." "Get fucking out!" "Now tell me I'm fired." " All right." "You're fired." " Lovely." "I'm fired, and you're streetwalking." "Fuck off!" "You swine." "Go screw yourself!" " Piss off." " Look, come on!" "Look, come on." "You can't stand in the middle of the road." "You're gonna get run over." "Come on, please." "Please." "I'm sorry." "All right, I've wasted your money." "I look ridiculous." "I'm sorry." " You don't look that bad." " Well, bad enough." "Get in the car, eh?" "Madame?" " We're late." " All right, all right." "I'm..." "I'm sorry." "We're gonna get run over here." " Where'd you wanna go?" " Up to Highgate." "Madam thought you might like some refreshments, sir." "Oh, thank you very much." "Will she be long?" " No more than usual, sir." " Right." "Cheers." "See you next Friday." " Uh, who do I give this to?" " To me." "Oh, thank you." "Thanks a lot." "Ta." "See ya." "He took his time." "What, he fall asleep halfway through?" "Well, you never know with these darkies, do ya?" "Oh." "I'm sorry." " I told you I was cheap, didn't I?" " Very." "Much obliged." " Where to now?" " King's Cross." "Back to the meat rack." "Your wish is my command." "Jesus." "They're so young." "Here, tell me something." "What?" "Do they ever want you back?" " Who?" " Your clients." " Always." " What, they fall in love with you?" "Well, do they?" "Sometimes they fall for what they think I am." "What do they think you are?" "What you think." "A black whore." " Did I say that?" " What do you think, then?" "Well, you ain't no night nurse." "I ain't no night nurse." "Let's say you're a..." "a lady." "Why, thank you." "Yeah." "So what about this job, then?" "Well, it's..." " It's just driving, you know." " Yeah?" "Driving who?" "A tall, thin, black tart." " I could write a book about it." " Too many T's." "No, no." "He comes out of nick, and they owe him one, and they give him a job driving a tall, thin, black tart, and she fuckin' hates him." " Treats him like a doormat." " And he hates her?" " Well, kind of." " You mean he likes her?" "He don't even know her, does he?" "She's early." " You look better in the daytime." " Oh, so do you." " Where do you want to go?" " Down here." " What, you wanna walk?" " Yes." "It's good for you." " A bit early, isn't it?" " I know, but the early bird catches the worm." "Clever little bastard." " In here?" " Yes." " You got business here?" " Yeah." "Hold this." "They're pure silk." "These." "Do you like men's clothes?" "Sometimes." "How about a pinstripe?" "It's classy." " Herringbone?" " Look at that." "Here, look, eh?" "It's lovely." "What do you think?" "What do you want to wear men's clothes for?" "I don't." "It's for you." " For me?" " Yeah." "Try it." " You can't dress me." " Yes, I can." "Try it." "Look, if you want to work for me, you dress yourself." " I said no." " Take the fucking thing, will ya?" " Look at it." " Are you serious?" "Yes." "Please." "All right." "I may as well then, mayn't I?" "Yeah, you may as well." "Yeah, all right." "What do you think?" "It's lovely." "Yeah." "It's lovely." "Thank you." "There was this frog, and no one wanted to kiss it." " Why not?" " Well, he was a frog, wasn't he?" " You know the story, don't you?" " Yeah." "Turns into... a prince." " Yeah." "Then they got..." " Twenty minutes." "All right." "A Bloody Mary, is it, sir?" "No, I'd like a pot of tea, please." "Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong?" "No." "Tea." " Very good, sir." " Thank you." "Good evening, sir." "May I see your invitation?" "Denny." "That's all right." "Denny!" "Jesus Christ, George." " What am I doing here, right?" " I didn't say that." " I'm sorry." " Don't be sorry." "It's bad to be sorry." " Hello, mate." " Raschid, this is, uh, George." " Of course." "We have met." " How'd you get on the other night?" " Was she good?" " Come on, George." "Sorry." "I've been trying to contact you." " Wasn't Dudley lookin' after ya?" " Oh, yeah, yeah, he is." "But there's nothing like the personal touch, is there?" "Seven years." "This isn't the time." "This is business, George." " We've got a lot to talk about." " So we have." "I'll ring you." " You promise?" " I promise." "Did you get the rabbit?" " Good?" " What do you mean?" "Well, I mean the, um, you know." " All right?" " What is wrong with you?" "I don't know." "What's wrong with me, eh?" "Ooh!" "Come on, sweetheart." "You want to try me, baby?" "Ooh!" "She's pretty!" "Stop here." "Hey, mate, you as fast as your car?" "Maybe he's for her, eh?" "I've got a daughter that age." "She's not out there." "Jesus." "I hope not." " Here, shall we go?" " Shh!" " You want some?" " No." "I'm good." "I do French, twosomes." "I'm very good." " Oh, go home to your mum, will ya?" " I know your type." "You want it, but you won't pay for it, will you?" " I've seen you before." "You're..." " Go on!" "Piss off!" " Up yours!" " Is he at you, Rosie?" "I'll fix the bastard." "You don't want her, you fuck off, man, and you take your fucking motor with you." " You." "What you doing here?" " Drive!" " If Anderson finds you, he'll cut your face off." " George, go on, drive!" " Drive, would you?" " You nigger tart!" "Watch your fucking language!" "Stop it!" "Go on!" "Get fucking out of here!" "Leave him, George!" "So tell me." "What was that all about?" "Well, come on." "Not here." "Come on inside." "Where did you learn to do that?" "Picked it up along the way." " How do you know him?" " Like you." "Along the way." "I used to work that street." " Who's Anderson?" " Anderson?" "Yeah." "Anderson is a ponce." "A pimp." " Your ponce?" " An animal born in a butcher's shop." " But have you got a ponce now?" " No." "Got you." "Did he knock you about?" "He used to adjust my face." "Yes." "Why didn't you leave?" "He told me he'd cut me up." "Then he'd tell me I was wonderful." "What, in the same breath?" "Yeah." "That's what a good ponce does." "He drives flash cars and lives in a room with a paraffin heater." "I had a friend then." "He ran the two of us." "She was younger than me." "Beautiful." "She had a habit, and that's why I stayed." "One day, I couldn't take it any longer." "Met a man with a gold ring who took me to Brighton." "When I woke up, he was gone." "I didn't mind." "Saw the sea outside." "Met another on the pier, and that paid the hotel bill." "Stayed the whole summer." "Even managed to save." "I came back to London." "Met the man with the gold ring again." "Learned about the West End hotels then... and a different world." "I took a taxi around that street to look for Cath." "But she was gone." "If you last a year and a half on that street, you're lucky." "I was lucky." "I got out." "Cathy." "Her name's Cathy." " Uh-huh." " She's a Londoner." "She has a tattoo on her hand, there." "I promised I'd look after her." "Things can happen out there." "Out where?" "On the streets, in the clubs." "I can't go down, but you could." "I'll pay you." " How?" " Any way I can." "I want to find her." "You know the way it is." "Yeah." "You're a good man, Mr. George." "How can you tell?" "I can tell." "Will you think about it?" "Yeah, I'll think about it." " Promise?" " I promise." "Good night, Mr. George." "Good night." "Thanks for the drink." "Put the light out." " What do you reckon?" " What happened to the spaghetti?" " Went like hot cakes." " What are you gonna do with them?" "I'm working on that." " You're mad." " You think so?" "Course not." "Christ!" "What's happened to you, George?" "I've grown up, Thomas." " Time to look like other people." " You'll never look like other people, George." "Fuck." "Is that true?" " Well, she don't think so." " Aye?" "What's she up to?" "She's not up to anything." "She's a friend of mine." "She's gotta be up to something, George." "What do you think this lot costs?" "Well, she's a woman of substance." "She's a lady." "I thought you said she was a tart." " Tall, thin, black tart." " Well, maybe, but she's still a fuckin' lady." "Sorry about the language." "Nice car." " Can I get in then?" " Come on." " They're jealous." " They friends of yours?" " Sort of." " Come on." "Get in." "You made a right mess-up that day, Dad." "Yeah, I know." "I'm sorry." " So you should be." " What'd your mum say?" " She don't talk about you." " Never?" "Dad, why did you leave?" " Did she tell you?" " No." "Well, I'm not gonna tell you either." "Go on." "Please?" "Oh." "I was a bad lot." "I'll tell you some day." "Are you still a bad lot?" "It's not up to me to say, is it?" " A regular couple." " Yes, dear." "Sit down." "He's lonely." "Oh." "Wait a minute." "That's it." "Gotta look our best." "♪ All that time I was searchin'" "♪ Nowhere to run to" "♪ It started me thinking" "♪ Wonderin' what I could make of my life" "♪ And who'd be waiting?" "♪ Askin' all kinds of questions" "♪ To myself" "♪ But never finding the answers" "♪ Crying at the top of my lungs" "♪ And no one listenin'" "♪ All this time" "♪ I still remember everything you said" "♪ Uh-huh" "♪ There's so much you promised" "♪ How could I ever forget?" "Listen" "♪ You know I love you but I just can't take this" "♪ You know I love you but I'm playin' for keeps" "♪ Although I need you I'm not gonna make this" "♪ You know I want you but I'm in too deep ♪" "Got your ticket?" "Yeah, yeah." " Drink?" " No." "No thanks." "Look, if you got a ticket, then you got to have a drink." " Where?" " Over here." "♪ Can feel your eyes go through me" "♪ But I don't know why ♪" " How much is that?" " Five pounds." "What, after the three pound I just paid to get in?" "I don't make the rules." "♪ It's like we never knew each other at all ♪" "Do you want someone to join you?" "Have you got any blondes?" "What do you think?" "Very nice." "♪ I almost believed you" "♪ All this time" "♪ I still remember everything you said" "♪ Uh-huh ♪" "Any chance of a cup of tea?" " ♪ How could I ever forget?" "♪" " Piss off." "♪ Listen" "♪ You know I love you but I just can't take this" "♪ You know I love you but I'm playin' for keeps" "♪ Although I need you I'm not gonna make this" "♪ You know I want you but I'm in too deep" "♪ So listen, listen to me" "♪ I could feel your eyes close to me ♪" "Don't worry." "It's disinfectant." "George." "I didn't know you were kinky." " I'm not." " What you doin' here, then?" " I'm looking for a girl." " Oh yeah?" "No, no, not that kind of girl." "She's a young girl called Cath..." " Young, eh?" " Yeah." " Blonde?" " Yeah, she's blonde, and she's got, um..." " She's got a little tattoo there." " Ah." "Young, blonde Cathy." " Yeah, that's right." " Come back in a couple of hours, George." " What, here?" " No." "The Go-Go." " See what I can do for you." " Oh, right." "Thanks, Terry." "See ya." "Couple of hours." "♪ Now I want to spend my life" "♪ Just caring' about somebody else" "♪ Listen, you know I love you but I just can't take this ♪" "Look after him, baby." "He's OK." "Show's on now." "Come and have a look." "Come on." "You wanna do anything?" "No, I don't want to." "I'm just coming to see a mate." "Terry." "You know?" "Oh, here he is." "Hello, George." " You have any luck?" " Yeah." "I found her for you." " Yeah?" "Cathy?" " Yeah." "The blonde." "Yeah." "What, her?" "No, no." "The young one." "I'm a bit surprised, though, George." " Why?" " She's very young." "Look, love, do me a favour." "Go away, will ya?" "Leave me alone." "Well, you know the way it is." "Yeah." "I know how it is, George." "Tim will take you up there, all right?" "Tim." " Been busy?" " Yeah." " Tourists?" " Yeah." "The Japanese." "Ah." "Cathy." "Twenty minutes." "Hello." "My name's Cathy." "What's yours?" "George." "Don't you want to come and sit down next to me, George?" " Where you from, love?" " I'm from here." "No." "Listen." "Look, don't." "Don't." "Don't." " You have to tell me what you want." " Yeah, well, I want to talk." "Shh!" "He's listening." " He'll be angry if you don't come out happy." " But I am happy." "He thinks I'm no good, but I am good, aren't I, George?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you're..." "Yeah, you're very good." "Wonderful." "Doesn't mean we can't talk, though, does it?" "Where'd you get these bruises?" "I told you." "He gets angry." "Where are you from, love?" "I'm from Ireland." "Oh, shit." "No." "No, no, no, no." "Look, it's no good." "I'm looking for someone else." "Don't say that, George." "Please don't say that." "What do you..." "What do you mean?" " You mean he'll hit you again?" " Hmm." "Look, he won't hit you again, Cathy." " Not if you're happy, he won't." " I told you." "I am happy." "Why don't you tell him that, George?" "Please?" "Tell him that?" " All right, all right, I'll tell him." " Promise?" "I promise." "Happy?" " Yeah." " Forty." "She's a good girl, Cathy." "Yes, very good." "Come by anytime." "She'll be here." " Yes, I will." "I promise." " Just ask for me." " And you are?" " Smith." "Mr. Smith." "Mr. Smith." "I went to those clubs like you said." "And?" "And..." "I met a girl... about fifteen years of age with bruises all over her face." "Said she wanted to make me happy." " What was her name?" " Nah." "She was the wrong girl." "Is that what you say?" ""I'm gonna make you happy"?" "Sometimes." "Why am I doing this?" " So what happened to the dwarf after he ran off with the, uh..." " The Percheron?" " Yeah, yeah." "Sorry." " Well, he goes back to the psychiatrist's office." " What, the horse does?" " No, no." "The dwarf." "He's got an obsession, right?" "And just as he's leaving the office..." "Another murder." " How did you know that?" " I'm good at these things." "Don't tell me." "It was the lawyer's wife." " No, no." "It was the horse." " What, the horse did the murder?" " Murdered the lawyer's wife?" " Not the fucking lawyer's wife." "The horse." "The horse was the victim, right?" "It was the horse that got murdered." "With an ice pick." "Yeah, that'd be good." "I like that." " Anyway, listen." " What?" "What about this tall, thin, black story?" "Ah." "Well, he got it wrong, the fella did." "Actually, she's a nun in disguise." "What kind of nun?" "A Sister of Mercy." "You know, those that wear the big white bonnets." "Aye, with the big thingies on it?" "She doesn't wear this the whole time, though." "Well, she can't, can she?" "She's on the game." "It'd look a bit funny, wouldn't it?" "And spoil the point of the exercise." "She wouldn't be in disguise then, would she?" "Well, that's nuns for ya." "Will you tell him George is here, please?" "Hello." "There's a Mr. George down here for Mr. Mortwell." "Yeah, that's OK." "All right." " Hiya, George." " Hello, Denny." " How's the missus?" " Don't see her, Denny." " Ah." "The kid, then?" " She's fine." "It's my birthday today." "You know that?" "My fuckin' birthday." "Well, happy birthday." "Thank you very much, George." "Through here." "I want to do it again, eh?" "Okay, stand by, everybody." "Aren't you gonna ask me what age?" " What age are you?" " Fifty-two, George." " And you?" " It's not my birthday, is it?" "No, it's not your birthday, is it?" " You know what I think?" " What do you think?" "I think that you think I left you in the shit." "Well, you did, didn't ya?" "Kind of." "Have a drink anyway, George." "Life goes on happening." "We can't control it." "We can only swim in it." "So what happens when you can't swim?" " You get water on the brain, George." " But that can't be good, Denny." " And do you know what happens then?" " What happens?" "You get confused, and always with the little things." " You know the little things." " What little things?" "Do you or do you not get confused?" " Yeah, I get confused." " You still get confused." " Yes, I get confused." " Great." "Well, at least now you know." " You do know it, don't you, George?" " All right, now I know." "Well, that's something because..." "Do you know what I'm good at, George?" " What?" " I'm good at the little things." "The little things that mean everything." "The things that you forget, George." "I've got a family of me own now, and it's all perfectly legal, and it's all through the little things." "And you're part of that family, George." "One of my favourite parts." " I'm glad, Denny." " I'm happy that you're glad, George." " Want another drink?" " No." "So, what's it all about?" " What am I doing here?" " You're being happy." "That's what it's all about." "You come out." "I wasn't here." "Now I'm here." " I want you to know that I know that." " I know." " That girl who sees the Arab." " Every night." "You ask her what she does." " What do you mean, "what she does"?" " I mean what she does." "What he pays her for." " Well, why me?" " Because you drive her, George." "You should notice these things." "The little things." "The business is different, but the rules are still the same." "I mean, I can't ask her that." "She tells you, truthfully, mind." "That's important." "You tell me, and I'll be happy, George." "You didn't like me, did you?" " Well..." " Don't worry." "Everyone hates me once in a while." "But it's important to me, George, that you're happy." "Well, I'm happy." "Good." "Good." "Okay, girls, now, a-one..." "You'd better go now." " Will you pick me up again?" " Your mum wouldn't like it." "We can keep it a secret then or something, all right?" "Promise?" "Maybe." "Can you do tricks?" "What kind of tricks?" "I don't know." "Any sort of tricks." "Dads are meant to do tricks, aren't they?" " How about that?" " That's a good trick." "See you later, Dad." "Bye." "Do you wanna do it in the road or what?" " You're out early." " I do the rush hour." "You." "You told him, didn't you?" " Told him what?" " You know what!" "You told him I was no fucking good, that's what!" " Bastard!" " Oi!" "Oi, come here!" " Fuck off, you!" " But I didn't tell him." "Why should I?" "Honestly!" "I said fuck off!" "Come here!" "Listen." "Come here!" " Come here!" " Get off me, will you?" "Get off me!" "What you want?" "Please!" "Shut up!" "What did he do?" "What do you think he fuckin' did?" "He..." "He beat me up and he took all my stuff and..." "You told him, didn't you?" "You fucking told him!" "I told him I was happy, that's all." "I promise ya." "Look, come on, love." "I'll buy you a cup of tea, eh?" "No." "Get me an ice cream." "Yeah." "Yeah, all right." " What do you want?" " Er, Knickerbocker Glory, please." " And a tea." " Coming up." "Used to eat them all the time when I was first down here." " Thought I was pregnant." " Was ya?" "You're kidding!" "How old are you?" "Seventeen." " You're not, are you?" " Well, what am I then?" " You're fifteen, ain't ya?" " Okay, I'm fifteen." " Jesus Christ." " And a half." " Where'd you get that?" " From a man like you." "Oh." " So what you want then?" " I just want to talk." " You mean talk dirty?" " No." "I just want to talk." "Well, how did you know where to find me?" "I didn't know where to find you." "I wasn't looking for you." " I was looking for somebody else." " That's not very nice, is it?" "So I wasn't any good the other night then." "You were won..." "Oh, shit." "Look." "I'm looking for a young girl, just like you, who's called Cathy, just like you." "Yeah, but my name's May." "You told me your name was Cathy." "Yeah, well, I'll say whatever you want me to, don't I?" "Look, stop doing that, will ya?" "What were you doing there?" "What you think I was doing?" "I'm a working woman, aren't I?" "Can't live on fresh air." "You gonna pay me?" "Shut up." "I only want to talk." "Yeah, well, it all adds up, doesn't it?" "I mean, it's my valuable time you're taking up." "It costs." "All right, all right, I'll pay you." " You sure you didn't tell him?" " Cross my heart." "I believe you." "There's my ice cream." "That's one thirty-five, please." "Thank you very much, guv." " Ta." " Thank you." "What are you doing?" "You haven't finished your ice cream!" "Get out of that car, you silly cow!" "You wanna get yourself beaten up again?" " What do you do with him?" " With who?" "Harry Ben Tabnab." "Your Arab, you know." " I drink tea." " Now, don't laugh." "What is this, George?" " I've been asked to find out." " Who asked you?" " Your boss." " I don't have a boss." "Yes, you do." "He's my boss too." " Mortwell." " Tell him I drink tea." "Master wished you to have them, sir." "♪ When I fall in love" "♪ It will be forever ♪" " From the man." " Yeah, take 'em through there." "Out the back there." "How many have you got there?" "Any idea?" "No, no." "No idea." "What's that?" "You interested in that one?" " How much?" " Ah, take it." " You're family, ain't you?" " Yeah." "I suppose I am." " Could I get out this way?" " Yeah, just round the back here." " Cheers." "Ta." " Hello." " What'd you get?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" " Yeah, nothing." "What do you mean, "nothing"?" "I mean nothing, Denny." "The opposite of something." " They drink tea." " She's lying." " Well, why would she lie?" " I don't know." "You find out." " How am I gonna find out?" " Well, take a picture." "Climb a drainpipe." "Find out." "I've got..." "I've..." "I've got a picture." " You trying to be funny, George?" " I told you, Denny." "She drinks tea." " You are funny, Georgie." " Yeah, I am, yeah." " Get something better." " What do you mean, "better"?" "I mean dirty!" "Nasty!" "Slimy!" "Kinky!" "I don't wanna know anything about tea." " All right then, George?" " All right." "What does Mortwell want?" "He wants to win friends and influence people." " How's he do that?" " Through girls like me." "Could I come up?" "Got something to show you." "What?" " I'll show you upstairs." "All right?" " All right." "I do deliveries when I'm not poncin' for you." " You're not poncing for me." " Well, what is it, then?" "What kind of deliveries?" "That kind." "Turn it off!" "Fuck you, you bastard!" " Who is he?" " What does it matter who it is?" " It's me and a piece of meat!" " Just tell me his name." " Anderson." " That's Anderson?" "Jesus!" "Why am I doing this?" " Because I asked you." " No, no, no, no." "Because you like me." "You fancy me." "But having me is nothing." "Any prick can have me!" " Shut up!" " I'm screwed by old men so fat..." "I have to lift myself onto them!" "Don't hit me, George!" "Nobody hits me!" "They can have me, but they can't hit me!" "That fucker did!" "Every day!" "Every hour of every day!" "Whenever he had a spare minute!" "I'm sorry." "You don't understand, do you?" "No." "I don't understand." "What don't I understand?" "There are people out there who like this kind of thing... and pay him to get it for them." "If he has Cathy, anyone can have her for whatever they want." "I thought that was the idea." "I mean anyone." "Any sadistic bastard who likes little girls, George." "♪ My heart" " ♪ And the moment ♪" " I'll make you warm!" "♪ I can feel that ♪" "Ain't washed his bleedin' car, has he?" "♪ You feel that way too" "♪ Is when I fall in love" "♪ With you ♪" "Channel 4, is it?" "Couldn't finish the book, and you're watchin' this crap?" "You used to be my hero, George." " What's happening?" " Don't worry about me." "Aye, well." "Can you get your hero a gun, Thomas?" "What for?" " Remember the horse that was murdered?" " Yeah." "I did it, and the lawyer's wife was very upset." "You're not jokin', are you?" "When did I ever joke?" "You used to tell that one about the randy gorilla." "Yeah, but no one ever laughed, though, did they?" "It's the way you tell them." "Yeah." "You a member?" "Three-twenty, please." "Thanks." "This is very good for stress, you know." "Very relaxing." "So, this woman says to her husband, she says "I'm leaving you."" "He says, "Please, darling, don't leave me." "I'll buy you a mink coat."" "She says, "I don't want one." "I'm leaving you."" ""Please don't leave me," he says." ""I'll buy you a diamond necklace."" "She says, "I don't want one." He says, "I'll buy you a villa in the south of France."" "She says, "I don't want one." He says, "What do you want?"" "She says, "I want a divorce." "Wasn't thinkin' of spending' that kind of money."" "He wants the blonde kid." "Can you get her again?" " Sure." "Where?" " Take her to my place." "Number nine, around twelve o'clock." "OK." "Shit!" "Oh, come on!" "Do you want to put that cigarette out?" " Why?" " You're in a church." "You a priest?" " What's your name?" " Mary." "Is that better?" "What's your name, Father?" " George." " Father George." "Yes?" "Who is this?" " Ahh..." " Simone?" "Jesus Christ!" "Get out of here!" " Shut up, you fucking pervert!" " This is a... ow!" "This is a private room!" " What in the bleedin' hell's goin' on here?" " Get out, George!" " He's tied you to the bleedin' bed!" " Give him his glasses!" " You said you were respectable." " I am fucking respectable!" " You bloody bitch, you!" " You watch your fuckin' language!" " George!" "Stop it, George!" " What's the matter with you?" " Get off!" " George!" " You'd have done well in fuckin' Auschwitz!" " George!" "You old git!" "What in the bleedin' hell is this?" "You do this all the time, do you?" "What made you come here?" "Curiosity?" "I found her." "Where?" "Put your clothes on." "Make yourself respectable." " Where is she?" " She's with your mate." " Just a minute!" "What the hell is going on here?" " Get off!" " What do you think you're doing?" "Don't you touch me!" "I want to look in your bag and see what you got in there!" " Jesus... you fucking..." " Get out of here!" " Bloody..." "Get after that black..." " Please, get the police." " Jesus, what was that?" "What?" " Mace." "Mace!" "Christ, you don't need anybody, do ya?" "I do." "I need you." "So where is she?" " She's with your friend Anderson." " You've seen her?" "In a church." "What'd he meet her in a church for?" "It's the one place no one ever goes." "So where do you want to go?" "Home." "It's all right." "Don't worry." "You rushing off?" " Where am I gonna rush to?" " Come on up, then." "Haven't you someone to rush to?" "You know I haven't." " Everyone should have." " Well, you haven't." "I'm different." "How?" "How are you different?" "I'm the girl they rush home from." "Yeah." " Simone." " Simone!" "My fuckin' arm!" "Push the button." " Ow!" " Are you all right?" "Yeah, yeah." "Jesus, you know some nice people." " He knows where I live, George." " Shut up!" "Calm down." "Get your keys out." "Come on." "Here, do us a favour." "Scratch my nose." " You're good at this too, eh?" " I'm good at most things." " You think he'll be back?" " I don't want to think about it." "You better come and stay with me." " Where is this?" " My friend Thomas's place." "He likes detective stories." "Don't you, Thomas?" "Eh?" "Don't worry." " The dwarf did it again." " What dwarf?" "There's a dwarf who's been murdering' opera singers." " Why don't you tell her?" " Aye, that's right." "Apparently this dwarf's been bumpin' off..." "Sorry." "I didn't introduce you." "Thomas, this is Simone." " How do you do, Simone?" " Pleased to meet you, Thomas." " Excuse the hands, eh?" " No problem." "Sorry about the mess." "Just move them carburettors and have a seat." "Didn't you like that?" "No." "You didn't, did you?" " You're the priest." " That's right." "Father George." "Well, you weren't meant to." "Where's your clothes?" " Why are you here?" " Simone sent me." "Remember Simone?" "Come on." "Get on my back." "What'd you do to her, eh?" " What'd you do to her?" " Nothing." "Don't worry, sir." "I'll take care of it for you." "♪ Wind came out and blew them in again" "♪ Poor old Michael Finnegan begin again" "♪ There was an old man called Michael Finnegan" " ♪ He grew whiskers on... ♪" " Don't you know any other songs?" "♪ Was an old man called Michael Finnegan" "♪ He grew whiskers on his chin-egan ♪" "Want a cup of tea?" "Come on." "Come on." "You like ice cream?" "It's the only thing I can eat." " What do you mean?" " You know." "No, I don't know." "I can't take food anymore." "Real food." "Well, what can you take?" "You don't know anything, do you?" "Nah." "No, I don't know anything." "I don't mean to be rude." "I like you." "Oh." "I'm glad." " Do you like me?" " I don't know you, do I?" "She likes me." "She really likes me." "I'll, uh..." "I'll wait out here, all right?" "Thanks, George." " You like her, don't you?" " Yeah." " Do you?" " I don't know her, do I?" "Let's face it." "You're not a very good bet, though, are you, George?" "Uh-uh." " So what was the story, then?" " Complicated." "More complicated than the story about the horse?" "Much more." "I better be gettin' back, then." "What do you think?" " Yeah, yeah." " You gonna be all right, then, eh?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Where is she?" " Here." " Who is he, then?" " He's a friend of mine." "He's the ice cream man, Mr. Whippy." " Left your van outside, have you?" " Shh, shh." "What's the matter with her?" "Do me a favour, would you?" "Get this from the chemist." "Oh, uh, here, listen." "You better have this." "Here you are." "You never know, do you?" " Thanks." " You brought the ice cream." "What time is it?" "Ten minutes till twelve." "Hello, hello." "Do you do the marrying?" "That's my business." " I have a $30 wedding..." " She asleep?" "Yes." "Like babes in the wood." "I like the seaside." "I've always liked the seaside." " Do you like the seaside?" " Come for a walk on the pier." "I'll buy one." "Um, this one will do it." "First you gotta sign your names." "Did you used to do this walk?" "Every day." " With your gentlemen?" " Sometimes." "♪" " Come here." "Come on." "Show me the sights, eh?" "Now then, did you dance with him?" "Did you waltz, eh?" "Did you tango?" "Come on." "I'll buy you a present, eh?" "Let's have a party, shall we?" "Here you are, mate." "Don't run away." "What you think?" "Eh?" "Here." "Beautiful." "Cover those fuckin' eyes, eh?" "Told you I was cheap, didn't I?" "Seven years away, I can do with a tan." " Don't run away from me." " Leave me!" "You got a tan." "Where'd you get your tan?" "Can't I have a tan?" "What's wrong with me?" "What's the matter?" "Am I too old for you?" "Am I too cheap?" "Eh?" "You know." "Come on." "Just show me the sights." "You know, get me some Brighton Rock." "That's all I want." "We're on holiday, aren't we?" "We're going to have fun, like men and women do." "They have fun." "They walk arm in arm, you know?" " You know?" "And they all kiss." " No." "Because they love each other, and they get married so they can love each other more... and have a little baby." "Only a little one." "And he fights with his fuckin' mother-in-law." "You know the way it is... between men and fuckin' women!" "Eh?" "Come on." "Say something." "Anything." "Say it." "I'm sorry." "I can't." " You're worried?" " Yes." "So are you gonna tell me?" "Tell you what?" "As my friend Thomas would say, the whole story." "You like her, don't you?" "Of course I like her." "Yeah, but you like her in that... special way." "In the songs." "What songs?" "Well, I've sold myself for a couple of dykes." "She needs me, George." "And you needed me to get her." "Did you ever need someone?" "All the time." "George!" "George!" "Hey, come on!" "Where the fuck is he?" "Shh." "You bloody fool, George." " You bloody fool." " Can't you leave it, Denny?" "No, George, I can't leave it at all." "Can I, lovey?" "Look at this tart." "What you do it for, George?" "I mean, look at her." "It's all right." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Your pimp will do that for me." "See?" "I'm givin' 'em both back to you." "The two of 'em." "Don't touch me!" "Don't!" "She's got a gun, George!" "Ahh!" "She blew me fuckin' toes off, George!" " It hurts now, doesn't it?" " George!" "It really fuckin' hurts!" "Simone!" "Hey!" " Come on." "Come on." " What, hurt you too?" "You fuckin' cow!" "You fuckin' cow!" "You would've done it, wouldn't you?" "You would've done it!" "I'm just another fuckin' punter to you!" "You fuckin' cow." "You fuckin'..." "She was trapped." "From the first time he met her, she was trapped." "Like a bird in a cage." "But he couldn't see it." "Well, he liked her too much." "And he was the sort who couldn't see what was in front of his face, and there she was, in pain." "When you're soppy about someone, well, you can't see things like that, can you?" "And there he was, soppy sod." "Oh, she had faith in him." "She believed in him, and he had a lot of hope for her." "But then there was love." "Yeah." "Yeah, she was in love, all right." " Uh-huh." " She really was." "But not with him." " And that's the story." " That's the whole story?" "Well, almost." " Hello, Dad." " Comin'." "Hello." "How are you?" "You're lookin' well." "Excuse me." "♪ Mona Lisa" "♪ Mona Lisa men have named you" "♪ You're so like the lady with the mystic smile" "♪ Is it only 'cause you're lonely" "♪ They have blamed you" "♪ For that Mona Lisa strangeness" "♪ In your smile?" "♪ Do you smile to tempt a lover" "♪ Mona Lisa?" "♪ Or is this your way" "♪ To hide a broken heart?" "♪ Many dreams" "♪ Have been brought to your doorstep" "♪ They just lie there" "♪ And they die there" "♪ Are you warm Are you real" "♪ Mona Lisa?" "♪ Or just a cold and lonely" "♪ Lovely work of art?" "♪" "♪ Do you smile to tempt a lover" "♪ Mona Lisa?" "♪ Or is this your way" "♪ To hide a broken heart?" "♪ Many dreams" "♪ Have been brought to your doorstep" "♪ They just lie there" "♪ And they die there" "♪ Are you warm, Are you real" "♪ Mona Lisa?" "♪ Or just a cold and lonely" "♪ Lovely work of art?" "♪ Mona Lisa"