"( sniffing )" "( exclaims softly )" "( panting )" "( grunts )" "( panting )" "Hmm!" "( screams )" "( whimpers )" "Aah!" "( sighs )" "( creaking )" "Oh?" "( screams )" "( exclaims )" "( grunts )" "( branch creaking )" "(screaming )" "( screaming ) Huh?" "I love spring in the Ice Age." "All the colors, the changing of seasons." "Yeah, I hardly recognize the place." "Of course, spring doesn't really start until the eggs hatch." "And" "And you can't start Easter without our Easter feast." "That's right." "With the family all together." "Which sounds amazing!" "But I made plans with my friends." "Hmph." "Someday you're gonna have a family of your own, and then you'll know the importance of getting everyone together on the holidays." "I don't even know if I want that." "Manny, come out here!" "Your daughter is talking nonsense!" "MANNY:" "Honey!" "I'm in my Manny cave watching the Hawks-Bears game!" "I'll help when I get back." "Promise. ( kiss )" "( cheering ) Ooh!" "( screeching )" "Come on, Hawks!" "MALE ANNOUNCER:" "This is it, folks." "It's sudden death." "( both gasp )" "Guys, every time?" "ANNOUNCER:" "They're in formation." "And here they go!" "BOTH:" "Bears rule!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Hawks on the attack." "( screeching )" "BOTH:" "Ooh!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Holy mastodon!" "That was sudden." "Game over." "Hawks lose." "( both growling )" "Why don't you guys go help your sister with the Easter feast?" "Easter schmeaster, chicken keister." "Possums are launching our own holiday." "April Possum Day!" "A celebration of all things prank and possum." "If it's about you guys, why not call it "April Fools"?" "Ouch!" "I like it!" "Now, who will be the first fool?" "Peaches!" "Yeah." "That's what I was thinking. ( laughs )" "ELLIE:" "Manny!" "I could use another trunk up here." "Let's go watch the falcons-hornets game at your den." "Yeah, but Shira's sleeping." "She went out all night hunting with the girls." "The cougars?" "Fine, we'll watch at Sid's." "Bring the nose plugs." "( grunting )" "Wow, guys, I'm touched you wanna watch the game with me, but, um..." "( grunts )" "I can't, because, you see, it's my grand opening!" "Nothing about you is grand, Sid." "Well, if you recall, I once ran a kids camp," "El Campo Del Sid." "Disaster." "And then I nurtured three beautiful dinosaur eggs." "Disaster." "And then I thought, who has time to sit on their egg all day?" "Me!" "So I'm opening a pre-hatched preschool." "Egg-sitting." "I sit on your egg." "Future disaster." "Wow." "And not one single parent has entrusted their egg to you yet." "No." "Can you believe that?" "And I asked everyone, too." "( kid crying )" "FEMALE:" "Asher, stop sniffing him." "It's embarrassing." "Except her." "( kids laughing )" "GIRL:" "Ooh!" "What is that?" "BOY:" "Taste it." "Oh!" "Please, give me strength." "Aah!" "Don't eat that." "It's already digested." "Uh, excuse me, ma'am?" "Huh?" "I can't help noticing that you just migrated..." "Savannah!" "so you know nothing about me." "Oh!" "Savann--Mmm-mmm." "Uh, Rachel-- RACHEL:" "It wasn't me." "The skinny one." "Spit your brother out right now!" "What on earth are you saying?" "I know it's hard to manage, but with today's two hunter families" "Only one hunter here." "My mate flew the coop!" "That's great!" "What?" "I mean..." "I mean..." "I feel your pain." "So, um, let me ask you-- SAVANNAH:" "Mom!" "Who watches your egg while you scavenge to feed your young mouth-to-mouths?" "SAVANNAH:" "Mom, look!" "I'm basically your only option." "SAVANNAH:" "Mom!" "SID:" "And really, think about it, what could possibly go wrong?" "Yo, I've been stuck down here for three months hanging out." "I've got my sea legs back." "Time to set sail!" "Aw!" "Come on!" "You just got home." "Stay!" "I mean, we got it made here." "We sleep all day, we game all night." "Mom, like, she picks up all our droppings, dude." "MOTHER:" "Can one of you take out the trash?" "Mom!" "In a minute!" "I'm busy!" "I love that woman." "Clint, this hole is your whole universe." "And that's cool." "You're a late bloomer, whatever." "I am a pirate." "I don't judge." "But there's a whole world out there to pillage and plunder." "You can sit here with your late blooming'," "I'm gonna get to pillage and plundering'." "Okay." "Uh, well, you know, every time you scheme something, you end up back here, at rock bottom." "Yeah, but this time's gonna be different." "I'm gonna bounce." "Bri-ka-kaw!" "Here we go." "What?" "( indistinct conversations )" "( gasps ) It's them!" "Watch out!" "They sank my ship!" "All because I tried to kidnap and... or maybe dump 'em at sea." "Anti-pirate jerks." "Payback time." "MOTHER:" "If you're going out, take your brother!" "Mom!" "I'm not taking him!" "Of course I have space for little Jessica." "My motto is," ""Long as you've got an egg," ""I've got a place to sit."" "( laughs )" "Next. ( gasps )" "Aw..." "Uh, who referred you?" "Ethel did." "She said you had the most trustworthy eyes she's ever seen." "You see, my little egg is my whole life." "My miracle." "Well, yeah." "I should say so. ( laughs )" "So, um..." "How did you, um..." "I adopted." "Oh!" "( whimpers )" "Sid's got a dozen eggs in his care." "This is not gonna go over easy." "It's like the future of the ecosystem is in Sid's hands." "Worse." "It's under Sid's butt." "BOTH:" "Ew!" "Hey!" "You hose-faced trunk-tooth beast!" "Remember me?" "Peter Cottontail?" "( chokes ) That is insulting to my species." "I'm here for the new ship you owe me." "What are you talking about?" "Oh, let me refresh your memory." "Last time we met, you beat, outsmarted, and humiliated me." "So the way I see it, you owe me a new ship." "Beat it, bunny." "I don't owe you bupkis." "Argh!" "( laughs )" "( grunting )" "What is he doing?" "I think..." "he's attacking you." "Attacking?" "Exfoliating, maybe." "( grunts )" "Y'all haven't heard the last of me!" "I'll be back for my new ship!" "SID:" "Nap time!" "Oh, my gosh." "You're so cute." "( sing-song voice) Sleep, sleep." "You back tickles?" "Oh, you have a big day tomorrow!" "Now, how are you gonna come out of your shell if you don't rest?" "Oh, I know!" "I know, I know." "I'll tell you the story my mom used to tell me all the time." "It puts me right to sleep." "( chuckles )" "Okay." "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall" "( snoring )" "And the lucky bunny stole them all." "Oh, you're poached." "And all the king's horses and all the king's-- ( snoring )" "Oh, I like your sunny side." "I'm gonna put you up." "( snoring )" "Egg roll!" "( exclaims )" "( laughs )" "Ahh!" "Tomorrow I'm gonna cash in my nest egg for a big, old pirate ship to sail away in." "( laughing )" "( snoring )" "( laughing maniacally )" "First pranking is a rite of passage for every possum." "Peaches gets to be the first April Fool in history." "She's gonna be so happy." "( laughs ) Shh!" "Here she comes!" "We're the best!" "Shh!" "( both laughing )" "But I--I-- Huh?" "I don't get it." "We set a vicious booby trap for our niece." "We did everything right here!" "( grunts )" "Maybe your glue's no good." "Told you my glue is good." "( both exclaim )" "( cries out )" "Crash?" "( gurgling ) What's happening?" "( screams )" "Eddie?" "( screams )" "Stop it!" "You stop it!" "It's good glue!" "It's incredible!" "( snoring )" "Where are our eggs?" "( exclaims )" "FEMALE:" "I don't think he knows where the eggs are." "FEMALE 2:" "I told you We shouldn't trust him." "Well, maybe it's Senior Ditch Day." "FEMALE 3:" "How is that even possible?" "Wow, I mean, they are deceptively quick for oblongs." "You close your eyes for one second and they wobble off." "You lost them?" "I trusted you with my egg." "And I got them to trust you, too." "Do you have any idea, as a single bear dad, the hoops they made me jump through to adopt?" "It took me all day to lay my eggs." "Have you ever given birth to something that weighs half a ton?" "No...sadly." "Nature hasn't seen it fit to bless me with that experience." "Well, you're about to find out how it feels." "( gulp )" "Pull!" "( all grunting )" "Go ahead." "I deserve it." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Please release the sloth!" "Aah!" "Look, look, we'll find your eggs and we'll get 'em back by morning." "Or you can draw and quarter him tomorrow." "I'm not saying they should." "Can we tar and feather him?" "No!" "It'll get all over my cave." "What if we feed him to the reptiles?" "( all shouting )" "Look, I appreciate your ideas, but Sid didn't take your eggs." "Then who did?" "Hey, look!" "We found something!" "It's a ransom note." ""Get me a ship by tomorrow, or the eggs get scrambled."" "The pirate took our eggs!" "You brought this trouble here." "Just give him a new ship!" "We can't negotiate with a pirate." "He'll just keep doing it." "Wait!" "Wait!" "It's the pirate!" "Get him!" "( all clamoring ) CONDOR:" "He's got our eggs!" "( screams ) ( growls )" "Wait, wait, wait!" "No, no, no!" "I'm not him!" "That's my brother." "( growls )" "( whimpers ) He had this!" "In our rabbit hole." "It's a treasure map to the eggs!" "You see, pirates, they like to hide things and draw maps to find 'em, like, later, I don't know." "I know what pirates do." "Why did you bring this to us?" "My family's made its hole in this valley for 13 generations." "That's almost four years." "For once, I gotta make things right." "You know, for my family." "We gotta get those eggs back." "( sobbing ) ( sighs )" "Ohh!" "I napped, and they got egg-napped." "( Sid sobbing )" "Manny, we have to help those families." "( sniffles )" "Sid, this is your chance to make things right." "Thanks, Ellie." "You're wise beyond your size." "Okay, we got ourselves an egg hunt." "Let's search every tree hole, rabbit hole, watering hole, and ice hole in this entire valley." "We'll find 'em, I promise." "Hey, don't you wanna follow the map?" "Maps schmap." "We have a DTS." "Diego Tracking System." "My nose and these instincts?" "Can't miss. ( sniffing )" "SID:" "Uh, they just did." "Huh?" "According to this map we don't need, there should be one right... here!" "Eggs marks the spot." "( sniffing ) Painting and hiding eggs?" "It's insidious." "Who would do such a thing?" "MANNY:" "Oh, this is like finding an ice cube in a glacier." "Aah!" "Oh!" "( strained ) I found another one." "( inhales, blows )" "Ooh!" "SID:" "All right, a little more to the left," "Uh, no, no...center." "( grunts )" "Uh, to the right, to the right." "No, no, no, no." "Okay, a little more to the left, a little south, a little south." "Oh!" "( laughs )" "It's chocolate." "Should weigh just about the same." "( Sid slurping )" "Who knew that chocolate tastes best in egg form?" "( rumbling )" "Whoa!" "Aah!" "( spitting ) DIEGO:" "Sid!" "( screaming )" "( grunting )" "Aah!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "( grunts )" "Yeah!" "We got 'em all." "( laughs )" "Aw, Clint." "Finally got off your cotton tail just to bite me in the back?" "( growls )" "CRASH:" "Okay, those traps are on a hair trigger." "One goes off, they all go off!" "Soon as she comes up, pow!" "( exclaims )" "Genius!" "But why would she come here?" "Simple." "I left her a note." "This note?" "Shoot." "Looks like we might be here for a while." "( sniffing )" "( straining )" "( screams )" "( grunting )" "( sobbing )" "My baby." "( sniffles )" "My little miracle." "I am not your miracle." "Could you just put me down?" "We can't panic like this." "We've gotta panic like this!" "We're never gonna see our eggs again!" "We gotta build him that ship." "ELLIE:" "I know you're worried about your families." "I've been there." "But my guys always come through." "( bell jingling )" "Look!" "It's them!" "Yay!" "( parents cheering and shouting )" "( relieved sigh )" "Oh, thank you!" "Oh, thank you!" "Neither ice, nor more ice, nor dark of night..." "Ooh!" "Will keep us from returning every last egg." "Huh?" "Except yours." "My egg's missing?" "But we found every egg on the map." "Oh, no." "My poor little egg." "Never even got a chance to drive me crazy." "Oh, why?" "Why me?" "( laughing ) You fools!" "Oh, you really think I'm gonna put all my eggs in one basket?" "( laughing )" "You have until sunrise to build me my ship if you ever wanna see your precious egg again!" "( laughing )" "Oh, no!" "It's one hour to sunrise." "We're not gonna make it." "We still got an hour." "Our hour." "Our hour." "So that's two hours." "No!" "It's the hour that belongs to us." "Look, despite new evidence that suggests I should not work in child care, when we work together, we can fix any mistake I make." "Sid's right." "Look, we had a setback." "Let's start over and get this done." "Huh?" "Count me in." "Dude, stop." "All right?" "This is kind of getting out of hand." "I'm not giving up that egg, Clint, not without a ship." "What about our home?" "Our family?" "What about us?" "Your own fluff and blood." "You gave up on loyalty the moment you gave up my map!" "We're bunnies, okay?" "We're soft, we're cute, we're cuddly." "We got button noses and fluffy tails, handcrafted by nature to make everybody go..." ""Ohh!"" "And you've found a way to make the whole animal kingdom hate us in one day!" "You need everyone to love you." "Here's you." ""Oh, that's okay." ""I don't need to be tough and strong." "I'll go hide in a hole." That's you." "Here's me." "Raar!" "I win!" "Well... fine." "Have it your way." "They built you a ship." "They do--They built-- They're building it?" "I--Whoa, no!" "( roaring )" "Ha ha!" "If you think I'm gonna tell you where that egg is, you're nuts!" "( growling )" "BOTH:" "Huh?" "The egg!" "( screams )" "( panting )" "Uh-oh." "( growls )" "( panting )" "( all grunting )" "( laughing )" "Aah!" "( sniffing )" "( groans )" "ALL:" "No!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "Aah!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "My nest egg!" "Head's up!" "Come on!" "Whoa, whoa!" "( grunts )" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Surprise!" "( laughing )" "Oh!" "( groans )" "Oh, please!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Got it!" "( grunting )" "( laughs ) Whoa!" "Did you see that?" "I got it!" "My egg!" "Sid!" "Sneak attack!" "( gasps ) Aah!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "( grunting )" "Whoa!" "( both grunting )" "SID:" "Whee!" "SQUINT:" "Do-si-do!" "Spring thaw." "The ice is melting!" "( both grunting )" "SID:" "The egg!" "Sid!" "( both gasping )" "( bell jingles ) Ah!" "Oh, darn bunny tail!" "( screaming )" "( claws snapping )" "Aah!" "( grunting and screaming )" "Whoa!" "BOTH: ( laughing ) You're the first April Fool!" "( both cheering )" "We did it!" "( gasps ) ( cracking )" "( gasps ) ( kids conversing )" "Oh!" "( chirps )" "Oh!" "( cooing ) Mama." "Thank you." "SAVANNAH:" "Watch me." "Mom!" "Savannah!" "Come look at your little brother." "Oh, he's so cute!" "( bell jingling )" "Oh, my goodness." "Aren't you the most beautiful thing?" "( both gasp ) ( chirping )" "( chirping ) My miracle." "Mom." "Look!" "( chirping )" "Come here. ( sniffles )" "Peaches." "Are you crying?" "You got me." "Family's cool." "You might even get to be a grand-mammoth someday." "Manny, come out here." "Huh?" "What?" "What's wrong?" "Your daughter's finally starting to make sense." "Okay, I know you wanna be with your friends, and I know the eagles show is starting." "Go watch with Diego." "No way." "Yeah, Mom." "We're having Easter feast all together, as a family." "You know, it was kind of fun having an egg hunt." "Ooh!" "Maybe we should paint eggs and hide 'em every year!" "Hey, you know what?" "You're awesome with eggs." "Now, what do you think of this?" "The Easter Bunny!" "You mean like a job?" "Would I have to wear a stiff suit?" "No, your birthday suit is perfect." "Mom, I got a job!" "( laughing )" "What do bunnies have to do with Easter?" "Or eggs?" "Or painting?" "I'm sorry." "That could never catch on." "CLIFF:" "Oh, I'm gonna get business cards." "I'm the Easter Bunny!" "( straining )" "( sniffing )" "Huh?" "( gulps )" "( exclaims excitedly )" "( straining )" "( screams )" "( chuckles ) Perfect." "( gurgling )" "( grunts )" "Aah!" "( gasps )" "This ship is terrible!" "Not seaworthy!" "Bunny overboard!" "( growls )" "( grunting )" "( groans )" "( music playing )"