"The match in the hallway" "Welcome to Stian's school and the corridor on the ground floor." "And the quivering atmosphere in the starting area at the end of the hallway where Stian stands ready to make his move." "It's one of the toughest moves in question." "Namely the walk towards the one Stian is in love with." "Reading in the corner, having finished with her math tasks, sits Sara." "She does, and here, the goal is quite clear." "It's important to go right up to her, to sit down and have a chat." "And here we go!" " He's in good form." " And has a nice pace." "And..." "But what is he doing now?" "There, he's actually at a complete stop." "This has come too early." "I suspect that his legs were stopped by his hands." "It's those clammy hands that Stian is struggling to find a place for." "He tries with crossed arms." "And confirmation position." "Secondly he tries behind his back, but it's unfortunately just messy." "This is bad hand work by Stian, and so, he's already at a full stop." " Hi!" " And we get a little wave..." " He goes for the wave but..." "Yes, I have to say..." "It's a classic mistake." "He's too quick on the draw." "Sure." "But we must praise Stian for his quick thinking." "It's a nice greeting-to-hair-pull." "But we saw here, an involuntary and restless pause in the middle of the walk." "Stian fakes a degree of interest in the art to justify the standstill." "I think we should hand the issue to you, Vebjørn Sand." "Can Stian slip away by pretending he's interested in art?" "There's nothing of interest here." "These are ignorant, random, poor children's drawings." "But can he gain some kind of courage from the art?" "Art is derived from the German word "Können"." "And here there is no knowledge or understanding of image construction." "He might just as well look at a blank wall." "Now we get a "hello" here." "And now there's no one behind you, Stian." "See the gorgeous eye contact." "He just has to maintain his course." "And he does." "We have our man on his way." "Look how cool he swaggers down the hallway." "This is really..." "What's going on?" "!" "Our man is down." "We have a fall!" "Can he have caught his foot in a stray pair of "Ugg" boots?" "Yes, that's it." "Why on earth... can't you place your boots against the wall, Katrine Bertrandsen?" "We have Stian down for the count now." " He's in the process of..." "He breaks." " He's limping, too, we see." "It was probably his pride that took the worst knock." "It's a tough game, and this belly dive... was simply too embarrassing, Geir." "And right in front of Sara." "This seems finally over." "Thus he sits here, and this position isn't even on the field." "Then the question is therefore whether it's not all over here." "He raises his hand." " Can I go to the bathroom?" " He refuses to give up!" "You went to the bathroom 2 minutes ago." "Now you must stay here." "So, it's the regulations that prevent him in the attempt." "This makes the loss even worse." "There's nothing else to do, than to admit that it was the stumbling and falling." "It was mistakes and blunders." "And we note a painful loss." "Stian!" "Shh!" "This is then very, very strange behaviour." "What on earth is Stian Hermansen doing now?" "You're disrupting the others in the class." "Stian, cut it out!" "Cut it out, Stian!" "Don't do it anymore." "Now I'm almost beginning to be a little worried about Stians mental health." "Is it the loss, or could it actually be..." "It's something quite different." "Could it be..." "Now you can stay here until you've thought about it." "He gets thrown into the hallway." "It's a tactical masterstroke by Stian." "With this, he rewrites the rule book." "He turns everything on its head." " He's back on the field!" " There are only a few meters left!" "See how light he is on his feet." "Oi, oi!" "We're actually going to achieve the goal." "It's an extraordinary feat." "The coolest I've ever seen." "This was absolutely incredible." "After such a tough and hard match it's absolutely amazing... how Stian turned defeat into just this, Asbjørn." "To victory." "I'm rarely lost for words, but now I can't think of anything more to say." "Now I just want to enjoy these lovely pictures." " Shall we get together some time?" " Yes, okay." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"