"_" "So, people actually pay money, and they bring their" " families and their kids" " Are you kidding me?" "That's what a zoo is?" "[ Laughs ] I thought it was just a prison for crazy animals." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Bell dings ]" "[ Swedish accent ] Everybody, put down your kibble!" "[ Gun cocks ]" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Don't hurt me!" "Hurt her!" "Don't worry." "We're not here for your money." "We're here for your food!" "Go!" "[ Indistinct talking ]" "Give me that!" "I need that." "Bitch!" "[ Muffled ] Give me that back!" "Time!" "We're the doggie-bag crew." "As long as San Diegans eat food while the Swedish people go hungry, we'll take the food right out of your mouth!" "[ Evil laughter ]" "Aren't you gonna do something?" "Are you kidding?" "They're way too fast." "No, they're not." "You got a lucky boy there." "I think we can get them." "Shut your mouth, Joan Embery." "[ Bell dings, horn honks ]" "[ Laughs ]" "This isn't over!" "You stole my pork chop!" "I want you dead!" "Diego!" "♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪" "So, this is the security footage of the robbery, huh?" "Wait." "That's not me." "Kove:" "That's right." "I hired a production team to write and shoot an exact reproduction of the surveillance tape in the same location with actors." "Sam:" "It's ridiculously expensive." "Kove:" "I can't stand black-and-white security footage." "Sam:" "Our intel shows that this doggie-bag crew has been stealing food from San Diego and sending it back to their home country of Sweden to prevent famine." "[ Sighs ] These Swedes are killing me." "Kove:" "I can assure you, Mr. President, our entire team is focused on this case." "[ Dance music plays ]" "[ Indistinct talking ]" "You're new here." "Are you Swedish?" "Trent:" "Yeah." "Name's Oslo." "I like your accent." "Trent:" "Thanks." "Do you VR?" "Trent:" "Does the Swedish Government install elk fences on the side of the highways to prevent elk attacks?" "Sometimes, but the effectiveness has been inconclusively proven." "Trent:" "Guess I'll just put on these VR glasses." "I hope you like to race." "Trent:" "Yeah." "They're upside down." "Trent:" "Maybe you're upside down." "Welcome, Swedes!" "Tonight, we battle in cyberspace." "[ Crowd cheers ]" "The rules are simple." "There are no rules-- only winners and losers." "Does anyone dare to race the undefeated..." "Doggie Bag crew?" "Trent:" "I will." "[ Crowd murmurs ]" "Doggie Bag crew, do you accept?" "Prepare to be kippered, dumskalle." "[ Cheers and applause ]" "On your mark... get set..." "jack in!" "[ Game music plays, beeping ]" "[ Cheering ]" "Yeah!" "[ Laughs maniacally ]" "[ Bike bell rings ]" "Trent:" "Yeah!" "No!" "Aah!" "No!" "No!" "No-o." "Winner!" "The... is defeated?" "No!" "I liked your moves out there." "It's obvious you wanted it." "Trent:" "Sometimes I like to finish on top." "Sometimes even a top needs to experience a bottom." "I want you to be in my crew." "I want you in my inner circle of friends no matter what the consequences!" "Yes, but, Sven, we don't take outsiders." "Relax, Jorgen." "If we close ourselves off to mysterious strangers, then we'd never learn anything." "Yes, but we just met this guy." "He could be a cop, Sven." "A cop?" "With that ass?" "Are you a cop?" "Trent:" "With this ass?" "No way." "Works for me." "Sam:" "We just got word from Trent that he's infiltrated the" "Doggie Bag crew." "How do we know that this is definitely the same gang?" "Sam:" "Well, they're Swedes, they ride motorcycles, and they wear dog masks." "You just described every Swedish person in the world." "Sam:" "I thought you'd say that, which is why I created a program that isolates and monitors every Swede in San Diego." "So, if there's a Swede in this city, we're there." "Jessie and Piper are in the field now, undercover." "What kind massage would you like?" "Jessie:" "Swedish." "What's up, newbie?" "Tonight, a bunch of us are going to Tig Bittly's after work for some all-you-can-eat wings." "You in?" "Jessie: [ Speaks Swedish ]" "I don't speak Swedish." "Jessie:" "Then how did you know I was speaking Swedish?" "[ Dance music playing ]" "We are the spokes that turn the wheel of life that pushes the chassis that is Sweden." "And to pedal, we need food." "Trent:" "Right. [ Chuckles ]" "We're food liberators." "Trent:" "Yes." "Maybe you've heard of us." "We are the Doggie Bag crew." "[ Laughs ]" "We need people like you to help us keep Mother Sweden fed." "If you can pedal like that, virtually, it will be like taking rhubarb ice cream from a baby." "[ Laughs ]" "Trent:" "Yeah. [ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] Trent!" "Trent:" "Yeah?" "I called you "Trent Hauser."" "You responded, yeah?" "Trent:" "Oh, it sounded like you said, "Oslo."" "I said, "Trent."" "I heard, "Oslo."" "Trent:" "Yeah, there you go." "Okay, but, then, how about this?" "Explain this, Trent." "Trent:" "Got that at a two-bit novelty shop." "No, this is a real newspaper." "I've got you pretty cornered." "There is a quote-- "He's at his best when he's going undercover."" "Trent:" "This is a novelty gift I was gonna give you guys, 'cause, you know, I'm new in your gang, I thought it would be funny." "[ Both laugh ]" "No way." "Hey, but that's not right." "There's classified." "There's a lot of sections." "There's a sports sections with the scores from yesterday's game." "Trent:" "Picking at straws here-- I don't go to your house" " and, uh... hey, look" " I'm guaranteeing he's police officer." "Let's get away from him." "Jorgen is jealous." "[ Laughs ]" "No, I'm not jealous." "Trent:" "You are jealous." "Jorgen jealous." "I think we're all best friends." "All right, come on!" "It is enough with the conspiracy theories." "We have actual work to do." "Tomorrow, we have our final food liberation from restaurant in the afternoon." "Trent:" "Afternoon?" "I thought we only rob at night." "Oh, no, it's a change of plans." "[ Horn honks ]" "Trent:" "Watch out, O'Donnell!" "Kove:" "Trent, get off that pedal motorcycle." "Trent:" "It's not a pedal motorcycle." "It's a pedicab." "Kove:" "What's the new target?" "Trent:" "I don't know." "They changed plans." "You don't know?" "!" "What kind of hillbilly operation is this?" "Trent:" "Wait, you need to relax." "We are but just the gears on the bike of life." "If you switch those gears too early, you pop the chain, it tears apart." "Oh, my God." "You're becoming one of them!" "What about the rest of you?" "Anybody else?" "Piper, what do you have?" "Piper:" "Ugghhh!" "I can't even think right now!" "And I don't know why you would name a desk "Klausndk."" "Jessie, talk to me!" "Jessie:" "You're getting it." "[ Cracking ]" "Yeah." "You're really getting it." "Do you hear that?" "That's crunchy, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "She's really tense." "Kove:" "Trent, you're our only hope, but you have to go in without backup." "You up for this?" "Trent:" "Ja." "Mm" " I mean, yes." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "[ Clown horn honks ]" "What the...?" "Whoa." "[ Crowd murmurs ]" "You know who we are..." "The Doggie Bag crew." "[ Gun cocks ]" "Drop your weapons." "FBI." "[ Gun cocks ]" "Interpol!" "[ Gun cocks ]" "Mall Security." "[ Gun cocks ]" "Trent:" "NTSF:" "SD:" "SUV:." "We have got to do better background checks!" "♪ Would you shoot a friend and end a friendship?" "♪" "♪ Would you cage me up and let me rot and die?" "♪" "♪ You and I are the same, you know you know it ♪" "♪ So don't even try to deny ♪" "Trent: ♪ It's my job to make ♪" "♪ criminals pay for their crimes ♪" "♪ You must suffer the penalty and do the ti-i-i-me ♪" "♪ Come with me now, leave your badge behind ♪" "♪ We'll ride and rob, our bond will be your new jo-o-o-o-b ♪" "Trent: ♪ I can't ♪" "♪ You can ♪" "Trent: ♪ I want to ♪" "♪ You won't ♪" "♪ Then let me go ♪" "Trent:" "Where'd he go?" "I've got you." "You didn't get me." "I'm a police officer-- San Diego PD." "Trent:" "If you're a police officer, then where's your badge?" "Right here." "Trent:" "Great forgery." "Aah!" "[ Sighs ]" "[ Scoffs ]" "Agent Hauser." "Trent:" "I thought I'd find you here." "I've come here for one thing-- to put you under arrest." "♪ We could have had it all, you and I ♪" "♪ if we were born on the same side of the track ♪" "♪ But where we're going, there's no coming back ♪" "Both: ♪ No coming ba-a-a-ck ♪" "[ Groans ]" "Trent: [ Exhales sharply ]" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "Yeah!" "Kove, that was amazing!" "Your re-enactment videos are just getting better and better." "Piper:" "And I thought it was a very courageous choice to let" "Trent play himself." "Jessie:" "And I can't believe you let Sven play Sven." "He's a natural." "Sam:" "Guys, we just got word back from Sundance." "Kove:" "Oh." "Sam:" "We didn't get in." "Oh, come on!" "Kove:" "Fine." "We'll hit South by Southwest and Slamdance, and we'll hit 'em hard." "Sam, get me all the details on Toronto ASAP." "There's more than one player in the festival circuit game."