"THREE FROM PROSTOKVASHINO 2 00:00:56,600 -- 00:01:00,600 CAT:" "You're eating your sandwich the wrong way, Uncle Fedor" "You're holding it with the meat facing up, but you're supposed to have it the meat facing down." "It will come out tastier that way!" "And how do you know that my name is Uncle Fedor?" "Everyone in our building knows you." "I live up in the attick, and I can see everything" "Matroskin the Cat is my name." "It's something of a family name" "Currently they're remodeling the attic, so I have nowhere to live" "Uncle Fedor, did you have only one wrong sandwich?" "No, I got more at home." "Hey, wanna come live at my place?" "Your mom will kick me out." "No, she won't kick you out." "Maybe... maybe dad will stick up for you!" "What's this cat spirit I smell?" "I bet Uncle Fedor dragged a cat in here." "DAD:" "So what?" "One cat won't be in our way." "MOM:" "Maybe not in your way, but surely in mine." "Just think of it, What is the use of this cat?" "Why is it all about use?" "What is the use of that picture, for instance?" "That picture on the wall is of great use!" "It's covering up the hole in the wallpaper" "And the cat can be of use." "He can catch mice." "MOM:" "But we don't have mice." "DAD:" "We'll get some!" "Well, if this cat is so important to you, then go ahead and choose Either him or me!" "There, there, there..." "OK, I choose you, I've known you for a long time already but I see this cat only for the first time." "My dear parents, mom and dad!" "I love you very much, but I love animals a lot, too." "Especially cats and stuff!" " Yes." "But you won't let me have any pets." "That's why I am leaving for the countryside." "And I plan to live there." "Your son, Uncle Fedor." " And the cat!" "Hello!" "Would you let me live with you?" "I could be your guard." "Yeah, right!" "We don't even have a place to live ourselves" "Stop by in a year, by then we'll have a household of our own." "You, Matroskin, keep quiet!" "Everyone can use a good dog." "Better we find out if there's a cottege available somewhere in the village." "Oh yeah, there is!" "I'll show you this one house - nobody lives there!" "The owners have moved across the river." "Does it have a stove?" " Sure does!" "Huge, like a half the kitchen!" "So, will you guys take me in?" "Or should I stop by later, like in a year?" "You're in!" "It will be more fun with the three of us." "What's your name?" "Sharik." "I'm a mutt, not a pure breed 43 00:04:54,120 -- 00:04:57,640 My name is Uncle Fedor The cat's name is Matroskin." "It's a kind of family name." "Pleased to meet you!" ""A vacant house--live here whoever wants!"" "Bless you!" "Thank you!" "And you, boy, who do you belong to?" "How did you end up in our village?" "I am nobody's." "I'm on my own." "On my very own." "I moved here from the city." "No way!" "Kids can't be on their own." "Kids always belong to someone!" "And why is that?" "I am, for instance, a cat of my own." "And so am I." "And how come you are so interested?" "Are you a cop by any chance?" "No, I am not a cop." "I am a local mailman, Pechkin." "That's why I have to know everything so as to deliver the mail." "You, for instance, what will you be subscribing to?" "I'll subscribe to a comic magazine." "I would like something about hunting" "I am not going to subscribe to anything at all." "I will be saving money!" "How come we are always out of milk?" "One can die like this." "We should buy a cow." "We should, but where will we get the money?" "Maybe we can borrow from neighbors." "And how will we pay them back?" "." "One must pay back, you know." "Well, we will pay back with milk --If we give away the milk, why get the cow?" "Well..." "The we should sell something of ours." "Like what?" " Something useless." "In order to sell something useless, we need to buy something useless first." "And we don't have the money!" "How about if we sell you, Sharik?" " What do you mean, sell me?" "We're not going to sell anyone." "We're gonna go treasure hunting." "Hooray!" "Umm... what's "treasure"?" "Why didn't I think of a treasure hunt myself?" "Now we'll be able to buy a cow." "And we won't have to work in the garden anymore." "Now we'll be able to buy everything at the market." "At the store, too." "It's better to buy meat at the grocery store." "Why is that?" " They got more bones!" "Hooray!" "Treasure" " Hooray,Treasure!" "Give it back!" "Return it I said!" "Gotcha!" "That bird stole my Olympic coin." "It should be taken to the clinic for research." "No need for the clinic." "We'll take care of him and teach him how to speak." "What do you guys have in this chest?" " We just went mushroom picking." "Got it?" "Sure, got it, What's not to get?" "They should have brought a suitcase instead." "It's all your fault!" "You let him do everything and he got spoiled." "He just loves animals, so he left with the cat." "You gotta have dogs and cats and a whole lot of friends and games at home." "Then children won't go missing." "The the parents will start to go missing!" "I already get tired at work." "I barely have time to watch some TV." "So don't sell me your nonsense." "Instead, tell me how to find our boy! We should place an ad in the newspaper." "Boy missing:" "Uncle Fedor, 47 inches tall..." "If you find him--please let us know." "Ahh..." "I think we are feeding him For no good reason." "Let him be of some use then." "Well, say: "Who's there?" "Who's there?"" "Who's there?" "Don't you have anything better to do?" "Why don't you teach him some song, or maybe a poem." "I can sing songs myself, only they are pointless." "And what's the point of your "Who's there?" " "There is." " What is it?" "Imagine a stranger coming to our door when there is nobody here --yeah?" "The bird will ask him "Who's there?"" "The stranger will think that someone is home" "And he won't steal anything here." "Got it?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" " Hooray, it worked!" "Who's there?" "It's me, mailman Pechkin." "I brought an article for your boy." "Who's there?" "It's me, mailman Pechkin." "I brought an article about your boy." "Who's there?" " NO ONE!" "It's me, mailman Pechkin." "I brought an article about your boy." "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "It's me, mailman Pechkin." "I brought an article about your boy." "Boy missing:" "Uncle Fedor, 47 inches tall..., sought by his parents." "whoever finds him gets a reward--a new bike." "Don't be sad, Uncle Fedor!" "There's lots of boys like that around" "Maybe many." "But not all of them get shiny new bikes either." "Now I'm going to take measurements of your boy." "My mom and dad, I live very well." "Simply excellent!" "I have everything I need..." "Whoa!" "My mom and dad, I live very well." "Simply excellent." "I have what I need." "I have a house." "It's warm." "It has a room and a kitchen." "I miss you very much, especially in the evenings." "But my health is not so great." "Either my paws are aching, or my tail keeps falling off." "And the other day I started to shed." "The old fur is coming off all over the house." "But the new fur grows in its place clean and silky" "Thus my shagginess has increased." "So long, your son--Uncle Sharik." "What did he say increased?" "Shagginess." "Now he can sleep on the snow in the winter." "I don't understand anything." "Maybe we've lost our minds?" "Maybe it's our shagginess that's increaased?" "And it's us who can sleep in the snow?" "We can't lose our minds both at once!" "People lose it one at a time!" "It's only the flu that people get together all at once." "Hello!" "I am mailman Pechkin from Prostokvashino." "Are you the ones who give bikes in exchange for a boy?" "It's your fault that Uncle Fedor has fallen ill." "Why mine?" ""Why mine, why mine?" You're the one who fed him cold milk" "You even boasted: "look what cold milk my cow yields!"" ""No need to buy a fridge"!" "Who's there?" " Family." " Family." "In this weather, family stays home and watches some TV." "Only the strangers are out and about." "We're not opening the door!" "Îòâîðåòå!" "Òîâà ñà òàòêî è ìàìà." "Open it, It's my mom and dad visiting!" "You see the condition they've put your child into." "They must be sent to the clinic at once... for research purposes." "Where do you keep raspberry?" " Here you go, please." "Wow, I never knew that cats could be so intelligent!" "I thought they only knew how to shout in the trees." "Big deal..." "I even know how to sew ...and can even work on the sewing machine." "You do as you please, son, but we're taking you back to the city." "You need to be taken care of" "And if you want the cat and Sharik, bring them right along!" "We have no objections." " Well, Matroskin, will you come?" "I would, if I were alone." "But what about my cow and the household?" "And you, Sharik?" " We're gonna stay." "Better if you come visit us on vacations." "And on the weekends." "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Here, take him!" "It will be more fun with him." " Who's that there?" "It's me, mailman Pechkin." "I brought a comics magazine." "Oh, how rude of us..." "We completely forgot about PEchkin." "That's ok, he is so annoying." " Excuse me, why was I annoying?" "Because I had no bike." "But now I will instantly become kinder" "And I'll adopt some pet to make life merrier." "You come home..." "and it's just happy to see you." "Come visit us in Prostokvashino!" "THE END"