"(SINGING) MarshaII;" "will and holly" "On a routine expedition" "Met the greatest earthquake ever known" "High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft" "(ALL SCREAMING)" "And plunged them down a thousand feet below" "To the land of the lost" "CHORUS:" "Lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost" "(ROARING)" "(GASPING)" "RICK:" "Come on:" "WILL:" "Run:" "RICK:" "Come on, Iet's get out of here!" "RICK:" "Come on:" "Come on:" "WILL:" "Run!" "Run!" "RICK:" "will!" "Come on, holly, Iet's go!" "Move on!" "The land of the lost" "CHORUS:" "Lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost" "To the land of the lost" "CHORUS:" "Lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost" "(ROARING)" "Dad?" "Are you sure the river will get us out of here:" "well, everything around here is either big or dangerous or both:" "And it's usually both:" "So, Iet's get this raft together and get out of here:" "(SIGHS)" "Give it to will:" "We'II take the swamp to the river, and wherever we are, wherever it goes, sooner or later it's got to hit an ocean:" "You know, we may not have to go that far:" "people tend to build cities in the forks of rivers:" "What kind of people?" "well, Iet's find out:" "Come on, put on your life vests:" "We can swim:" "Put on your life vest:" "(SIGHS)" "I'm gonna miss this place:" "(DINOSAUR GROWLS)" "But not much:" "(SQUAWKING)" "HOLLY:" "Goodbye, Dopey:" "(SQUAWKING)" "We can't take Dopey with us, holly:" "I wish we could:" "He'd probably eat the raft:" "Then we'd never get home:" "HOLLY:" "Hi, Dopey:" "I'II miss you:" "(SQUAWKING)" "Bye, Grumpy!" "WILL:" "Goodbye:" "(EXCLAIMS)" "(ROARS)" "HOLLY:" "What did I do wrong?" "Now, you've done it!" "(GRUMPY ROARING)" "RICK:" "Come on, move, will!" "HOLLY:" "Go!" "WILL:" "I'm trying, Dad, I'm trying!" "(WILL GRUNTING)" "You can do it, son:" "WILL:" "I'm trying, Dad:" "well, this is sure faster than pulling along in that swamp:" "Yeah, but we don't know what's ahead of us, will:" "I just hope that there's no rough water:" "well, I better take over:" "It's about time, Dad:" "WILL:" "This sure is a strange river:" "HOLLY:" "You can say that again:" "WILL:" "Wow!" "I don't like this:" "Dad, are you sure this is the way to the ocean?" "What's that?" "It's a waterfall!" "well, there's no shore, and we're being pulled toward it:" "Dad, over there!" "It's a hole in the wall:" "I'II slow us down when we get there:" "WILL:" "Okay:" "Quick!" "Get everything off the raft:" "I don't know how long this pole's gonna hold:" "It's no use, will, you and holly get off:" "Go on:" "Hey, but what about you, Dad?" "Don't worry about me!" "Dad, we can't leave you:" "I said don't worry about me:" "Now, go on, get with holly!" "Let's go, holly:" "Quick!" "HOLLY:" "It's breaking!" "Dad, come on:" "Dad!" "It's breaking!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "WILL:" "Dad, hold on!" "Dad!" "Come on:" "(GRUNTING)" "Hurry, Dad!" "Dad!" "Daddy, Daddy:" "(GASPING)" "Daddy?" "Are you okay, Dad?" "(PANTING)" "Where do we go from here?" "I guess we'II have to go back:" "We can't walk:" "We can't follow the river:" "(PANTING) No, Iet's just follow this tunnel:" "Maybe we can find out where the river comes out:" "(PANTING)" "Dad, these tunnels look water-carved:" "And rivers just don't disappear:" "Let's keep going, will:" "Come on, holly:" "(INDISTINCT SINGING)" "Shh:" "Singing:" "It's somebody singing!" "It's another human being!" "It's got to be another human being:" "Nothing else could sing that badly:" "(LAUGHS)" "Dad!" "(MAN SINGING) Hooray!" "Hooray!" "To live and die in Dixie" "(MAN LAUGHING)" "It's:" "It's beautiful:" "Look away:" "I wish I was in the land of cotton" "old times they are not forgotten" "Look away;" "look away;" "look away" "You!" "You come down real slow:" "Hands high and faces smiling:" "COLLIE:" "Come on, now:" "Come on:" "well, might as well sit a spell:" "I wouldn't want it said that Jefferson Davis collie the third was inhospitable:" "Who are you?" "Are you Union or Confederate?" "We're from california:" "california?" "california, says you:" "Why that's not even a state, says I:" "I'm Rick marshall:" "My son, will:" "My daughter, holly:" "That's a nice antique cannon you got there:" "Antique?" "Why, Sarah, here, served nobly at the battle of bull Run:" "And Antietam and Gettysburg:" "And:" "And:" "And that ain't no way to speak about a lady:" "Where'd you get them funny clothes?" "You mean our life vests?" "Yeah, and them funny jackets:" "How'd you get in here?" "Where'd you come from?" "I told you:" "california:" "(EXCLAIMS) Some mighty strange folks in california:" "well, that's where we're trying to get back to, but we'd settle for any place on Earth:" "How do we get out of here?" "We were following the river:" "(EXCLAIMS) River don't end:" "It just goes underground and then:" "It surfaces somewhere:" "hold on:" "You hold on:" "It strikes me that if you were to get out of here, you just might take it into your heads to file on my claim:" "And it strikes me that I couId use some company here:" "And some help:" "I am Jefferson Davis collie the third:" "A fair man and a good cook:" "And one of the best artillery men in the loyal army of the Confederate States of America:" "We shall rise again:" "'Course, we never been defeated:" "That's only what those dang Yankees want us to believe:" "(CHUCKLES)" "I'II tell you:" "You help me dig, and I'II share my supper with you:" "That fair?" "well, it's your cannon, Mr:" "collie:" "Sarah?" "Oh, Sarah, here:" "Sarah ain't never hurt nobody:" "Leastways, not unless they deserved it:" "She's friendly:" "(SIGHS)" "Dad, I don't like this:" "I want to go home:" "Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a TV set?" "well, it doesn't seem to have hurt you any:" "You know what?" "These are just like the ones we found in all the other caves, but brighter:" "I wonder why:" "I'm tired and hungry:" "Even our own cave was better than this place:" "What makes them glow like this?" "This whole Iode seems to be some kind of power source for something:" "It seems to give off light and heat as a side effect:" "And these little crystals?" "Why, they're just chips off the whole thing:" "Imagine how much power it has:" "You know something, will?" "Maybe it powers the time portal we fell through:" "Hey, do you think it could be radioactive?" "probably not enough to hurt us:" "I mean, take a look how long collie's been here:" "Dad, how long has he been here?" "He doesn't look like he's 130 years old:" "(CHUCKLES) No, I don't think so either:" "But he thinks he's from the time of the civil War:" "(CHUCKLES) will, do me a favor, don't tell him who won:" "Daddy, Daddy:" "Look what I found!" "SIeestak:" "The big insects:" "I wonder where collie went to:" "Take a look at this:" "These scratches are new, aren't they?" "Yeah:" "We better get out of here:" "The SIeestak are probably still around:" "We should be safe down here in the cavern, shouldn't we?" "The SIeestak don't like the light:" "Good!" "Good!" "(LAUGHS)" "Oh, no, blue:" "See, blue ones ain't no good 'cause they'II make you sick:" "Oh, yellow ones are okay, though:" "See, yellow ones are fine:" "Watch this:" "Makes a good lamp, don't it?" "You add a yellow one, it gets bright enough to blind you:" "But it don't last long:" "What's that?" "That's dinner:" "'Course it ain't catfish, but it's almost as good:" "Put a little salt on it:" "But I'm running low:" "No rack of lamb tonight:" "Do you know what these are?" "Sure:" "First year I was here, I shot three of them:" "Biggest dang Yankees you ever saw:" "They weren't bad, though:" "Tasted a whole lot like lobster, but, yet again, not Iike Iobster, if you know what I mean:" "'Course, they don't bother me much:" "Anymore:" "well, the next one you see might shoot back:" "They have crossbows:" "And they think we taste good, too:" "(SCOFFS) well:" "Mr:" "collie, where's the river?" "Can't tell you:" "I'd Iike to, but I can't:" "Mr:" "collie, it could get very dangerous around here:" "This arrow is new:" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Okay, why not?" "(GRUNTS)" "I'II tell you:" "A man can get lonely:" "lonely, with nothing but fish and walls to talk to:" "Sarah, there, she's not much on conversation:" "She's a fighter, not a talker:" "I'd Iike some company before you go wandering off:" "You might like it here:" "It's not so bad:" "You might even want to stay for a while:" "No, we won't:" "We want to go home:" "Mr:" "collie, look, you fought a war because you didn't want other people telling you what to do:" "well, we don't want you telling us what to do either:" "well, I'm not keeping you here:" "But you are!" "You won't tell us the way out of here:" "And we could get lost in those tunnels, searching for it:" "You got it, son:" "I told you, it ain't so bad here:" "This place is dangerous:" "No:" "RICK:" "SIeestak!" "Get down!" "(HISSING)" "(MUTTERING)" ":you slimy green, Iong-Iegged:" "(EXCLAIMS)" "(EXCLAIMING)" "(LAUGHING)" "That'II learn you to fire on the Confederacy, you Iong-Iegged, scaly:" "Oh, I tell you:" "(COLLIE LAUGHING)" "old Sarah, here, she don't talk much, but when she do, you better listen:" "(COLLIE LAUGHING)" "We could go looking for the river ourselves:" "No, we could get lost in those caves and may never find our way home:" "Yeah:" "And then there's those yucky SIeestaks:" "They're probably all over the caves, too:" "You ain't working:" "Mr:" "collie, we thank you for lunch and we thank you for chasing away the SIeestak:" "But we're not going to dig one more jewel out of that wall until you tell us how to get out of here:" "And if I tell you how to get out, you won't dig no more jewels, no how:" "You don't work, you don't eat:" "I don't care:" "He seem pretty realistic, doesn't he?" "well, that's a better idea than the other one:" "Which other one?" "well, that he's been here for over 100 years and doesn't know it:" "Or that he's mad:" "You know, collie's been eating those mushrooms for a Iong time:" "And some mushrooms have funny chemicals in them that do weird things to your head:" "Dad, we're out of water:" "Mr:" "collie, I'm thirsty:" "Oh, all right:" "You dig some jewels and I'II get you something to drink:" "Here:" "Here now, this'II wet your whistle:" "I don't want a wet whistle:" "I want a drink of water:" "Ew!" "What is that?" "It's awful:" "(SIGHS)" "That's fermented mushroom and fish juice:" "(SIGHS) Puts hair on your chest:" "I don't want a hairy chest:" "I want a drink of water:" "(SIGHING) Oh, all right:" "You stay here:" "Stay here:" "I'II get it:" "What about the SIeestak?" "well, never mind them:" "I'II take some light crystals with me:" "Oh, Sarah's too big to take along with you, huh?" "No, she's out of ammunition:" "That was my last shot, till I mix up some more:" "(SHOUTING) Out of ammunition?" "You don't listen:" "You don't have to shout:" "She's out of ammunition, till I mix up some more:" "I have to filter the saltpeter, and it takes time!" "(SIGHS) I'II go get your water:" "And you don't have to worry about anything:" "The SIeestak won't be back for a while:" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Oh, God:" "You know something?" "I don't trust collie:" "At least he's better than the SIeestak:" "Anything's better than the SIeestak:" "AII right:" "Let's go:" "HOLLY:" "Now what?" "RICK:" "feel along the rock:" "Hurry, or we'II lose him:" "Hey, I got it!" "How far does it go?" "AII the way:" "I can see the light:" "Good:" "Water!" "Shh!" "What are we hiding for?" "(CHUCKLES) Right!" "We've found our way out of here:" "(HISSING)" "WILL:" "Hurry!" "Run!" "collie!" "Can you swim?" "Not a lick:" "Why?" "(EXCLAIMS)" "That is smart, but one thing:" "What?" "When you add the yellow one sometimes the light don't last too long:" "(EXCLAIMS) Not that, boy!" "Get rid of them:" "Everybody into the river:" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Come on, collie:" "Come on!" "Move!" "It's getting scary:" "Quick:" "COLLIE:" "Stay down:" "Stay down now:" "Hey, hey:" "hold on to us, collie, you won't sink!" "Come on, okay:" "I got it:" "That's:" "hold on to me:" "(EXCLAIMS)" "The river's turned into a swamp:" "(ROARING)" "What's that?" "WILL:" "Oh, that's a tyrannosaurus rex:" "The most dangerous beast I've ever heard of:" "In fact, we used to have one around our:" "Hey, we're come back in the pylon!" "And Dopey!" "Dad?" "We must have gone downstream all the way:" "The river begins and ends right here in the swamp:" "This isn't the way out:" "Maybe there is no way out:" "If there's a way in, there's got to be a way out:" "This is a closed universe:" "Like a locked room in space:" "I don't think I'm about to like this place:" "It's nothing but a swamp:" "I gotta get back to my Sarah:" "Just follow the river downstream:" "(EXCLAIMS)" "COLLIE:" "That's a mighty big tyranni:" "Tyrannosaurus:" "(SINGING) When I Iook all around" "I can't believe the things I've found" "Now I need to find my way" "I'm lost;" "I'm lost; find me" "Living in the land of the lost" "CHORUS:" "Lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost" "Living in the land of the lost" "CHORUS:" "Lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost;" "lost"