"Who?" "Well..." "Sarah Fitzpatrick," "Michelle Fitzpatrick," "Claire Fitzpatrick." "The list goes on." "That was the all of them." "Well, triple figures." "No, that's not triple figures." "That's three." "Here though, I..." "I don't seem to get with any woman, I just talk about getting with women." "Yeah, but the ones you talk about are hot." "They're a lot hotter than the ones you got within New Zealand." "That's true." "I did talk about getting us some pretty cool women." "Yeah, you still talk about them man, you talk about them a lot." "Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot of I getting with very hot women." " This should be it." " Yeah, this is it." " This is Dave's place." " Yes, Dave's party." "All right, we didn't need the map, we just live down there." "Saison 1" " Episode 1 Sally" "Transcript :" "Ledje" "Synchro :" "AkaZab" "Relecture :" "Ju" "Sub-Way.fr" "Hi, Dave." "This is an awesome party, man." "Yeah... great decorations." " How is it going?" " Yeah, it's good but, guys," "I don't want to be a dick, but could you guys like move away." "I'm trying to look lonely." "Lonely... what for?" "Chicks are attracted to lonely guys." "It's a psychological analogy." "And what about Eugene?" " He knows what he's doing." " You just look like you're waiting." "You look good but you look like you're waiting." "Guys... go have a samosa." "Have you try the Gulab Jamuns?" "They are off the hook." "What I was trying to say before is that after six or seven weeks, girls find me boring." "But, I'm not sure what happens, 'cause who knows about how long it takes to know someone." "Can you move away, Bret?" " Sure." "How long for?" " 30 minutes." "OK." "Looking round the room I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the... room." "In the whole wide room." "And when you're on the street, depending on the street," "I bet that you are definitely in the top three... good looking girl's on the street." "Depending on the street." "And when I saw you at my mate's place," "I thought: "What is she doing..." ""at my mate's place?" How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?" "Good work, Dave." "You're a legend, Dave." "I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you." "He's not sure." "I say: "Dave, do you mind if I do?"" "He says he doesn't mind but I can tell he gotta mind but I'm gonna do it anyway." "I see you standing all alone by the stereo," "I dim the lights down very low." "Here we go." " You're so beautiful," " Beautiful." "you could be a waitress." " You're so beautiful," " Beautiful." "you could be an air hostess in the '60's." "You're so beautiful, you could be a part-time model." "And then I seal the deal, I do my moves, I do my dance moves." "It's 12:02, just me and you and seven other dudes around you on the dance floor." "I draw you near, let's get out of here." "Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab." "I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab." "Why don't we leave?" "Let's go to my house, we can feel each other up on the couch." "Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow." "No-o-o-o." " 'Cause you're so beautiful." " Like a tree," " Or a high-class prostitute." " You're so beautiful." "You could be a part-time model." "But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job." "A part-time model, spending part of your time modeling and part of your time next to me." "My place is usually tidier than this." " Hey, guys." " Hi." "Hey, Bret." "That's just Bret." "Turn the light off, Bret." "No, no it's OK, leave it on." "I should probably go." " Are you sure?" " So, "on" or "off" for the light then?" " Yeah, I'll call you." "OK?" " OK." " What happened there?" " Did I do something wrong?" " I don't know, I couldn't really see." " I did all my moves," "I walked on the outside of her." "I bought her a kebab." "I paid for half the taxi." "Should I've paid for the whole taxi?" "Should I've paid for the whole taxi?" "Bret?" "Bret?" " Did you walk on the outside of her?" " Yes." "I don't know there." "I'm going to sleep." "Hey Bret, I think I know where I went wrong." "I think I know where I went wrong last night." "Yeah?" "Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on." "I think she found it weird the whole thing with you there, with the light on." "Yeah, I think it might also be because she and I used to go out." "Yeah, it's cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light." "She's thinking:" ""This is a nice situation."" "But then:" ""Who turned on the light?"" "Yeah, yeah, may be." "But I think it's mainly cause her and I used to go out... for like six months." "Yeah." "Well, yeah, it's mainly cause you used to go out." "But also, mainly, because of the whole situation with the light." "Yeah, but the last thing you want to see when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room." "Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you?" "May I interject?" " What do you think of this?" " It's good." "I'm getting them for the building." " I just think she found us off pudding." " Do I give the shot?" "Just..." "It doesn't work." "OK guys, band meeting." " Bret?" " Yeah." "Jemaine?" "Jemaine?" " We're here obviously." " Yeah, you're here." "Yeah, well I'm here so why do I have to say that I'm here?" "I just have to get all writen down, you know?" "Yeah, but I'm just here" " so, if you can see me here." " Murray, present, see even I do it." "It's just..." "It's how we do it." "So, how was Dave's party?" " It was good." " It wasn't like good." " You both aware I wasn't invited?" " No." "Jemaine did you know it?" "You did know it?" "He knew it." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Thanks." "Jemaine knew." "Item one." "Fanbase." "Wise to increase the americain fanbase." " What fanbase?" " The fanbase of the band." " Well, you mean Mel." " It's not a fanbase, it's just a woman." "Yeah, but I'm calling it fanbase from now and it's just easy when I call." "Cause you know you say..." "The fans will be there." "Just, you know, they can't tell is anyone person." "I'am just trying to make it look bigger." "It's a base, put base on the end of it." "OK." " That sounds good." " Sounds better." " Well, I came out with that." " Do you have any gigs, Murray?" "Yeah, I'm getting to that." "Get off of my plate, Jemaine, I'm not just a band manager." " Murray?" " Yeah?" " Require your OK, the subway poster." " Wow." "Great." "What about another exclamation mark?" "I don't think that's necessary." "Not necessary." "No." "It's... good." "What happened with the gig at the Aquarium?" "There was kind of misunderstanding." "There's a type on the head" "It's was sand they wanted." "Sand, you know, that way we funked, looks like a B but it was an S." "But I've send the demo and the good news is that they liked it." "They might play it on the lobby." " Why is that positive?" " Item two." "That's it." "If you guys got any ideas..." " Music video." " A nice one, Bret." " I was just going to say the same one." " OK, nice one, Jemaine and Bret." "I can take friday afternoon off." "No worries." " Do we need more money for the..." " Helen?" "Hey, it's Murray..." "Hewitt." "Yeah... good." "Can I get friday afternoon off?" "Right." "All right, thanks." "Yep." "How a saturday morning sound?" "Hey, guys." " Hey, Mel." " Hey, Mel." "It's crazy meeting you here?" "Well, It's sort of our house." "Yeah, Bret." "You're so funny." "I love your sense of humour." "What are you doing down Mr Liss' stairwell?" "Jogging." "Where were you guys on tuesday?" "I went to your gig." "I was at the Aquarium for hours, just waiting." "They won't let me stay after 1 a.m, but, what time did you guys play?" "It was cancelled." "That sucks." "It's bullshit." "The fish were beautiful." "They were breeding, it's mating season and I saw a fisheric love." "I don't think we want to hear that." "It's really interesting." "Actually, you know, quite few species of fish require" " two or more sexual partners." " We have to go now, Mel." "Where?" " Home." " That's right, yeah, yeah." "You... you just came from home." "Yeah, we were just popping out for a second." "Then, that's all we're gonna do, just get some air." "Guys, we have such a fun time when we're hanging out together." "Awesome." " It's a good cake, man." " It doesn't make any difference." " Isabella, I don't want to..." " It's top quality." "Get out of here." "I don't want your cake." "20 bucks." "Give me the T. V." "What an idiot." "He tried to sell me a cake." " It was a beautiful cake." " Yeah, it was." "So, did you guys have fun at the party?" " Amazing fun." " It was OK." "I'm sorry, I couldn't make it Dave, I wasn't invited." "That's OK." " Hey Jemaine, how it go with Sally?" " Yeah, pretty good." "Yeah." " Yeah?" " No, not that well." "You and her used to go out before, didn't you?" "That was me." "She went out with me." "Look, I don't know how they do things back in England." " "New Zealand"." " What ever, I don't really give a shit." "But the point is:" "Going out with your best friend's ex-girlfriend while you still live with your best friend, that kind of thing will be considered a little weird here in the US." "Actually, it'd be quite weird in New Zealand as well." "Jemaine, you should think about that all." "I told you, you know, when you're in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend." "Past or present." " Usefull thanks for that." " You got a love triangle, you know?" "Plead with MEC situation." "When they were four, there were some more of a love square but you know, no one gets on." "OK, I see." "Remind you, they did make some of the best music back then." " Rumours." " No, that's all true." " The thing is, Bret's cool with it." " I'm not that cool with that." "Well, if Bret's cool with it, that's fine." " Have you got any video cameras, David?" " Sure." "What's your budget." "Budget?" "What do you mean?" "You need to... bring in a budget?" " Like how much do you want to spend." " Do you want a printed out budget?" "No, I want to know how much money you want to spend." "I worked it all out." "We haven't got much money." "And... action." "I don't think that's the proper camera, Murray." " I might have bought a phone-camera." " I think it's mostly a phone." "This is not what they use on music video, do they?" "It was what we're using, isn't it?" "I mean, that's all I've got." "It's taking good footage." "You look good." " Is that?" " Yeah." " OK." " What are these supposed to be?" "That is just your fonctions buttons for the robot." "They look like... nipples." " Don't touch them." "We all spent ages making these guys, It looks good." "And let's just start again, that's all I had." "Well, doesn't look like Daft Punk." "We want two runs like Daft Punk." "I don't know who he is." "You're just robots from the future, right?" "Try not to walk so funky, Bret, cause you're all..." "Try make it less cool, more like..." "You know, electronic." "Hide your neck, put your... that's right, OK." "The distant future." "The distant future." "It is the distant future, the year 2000." "We are robots." "The world is very different ever since the robotic uprising of the mid-90s." " There is no more unhappiness." " Affirmative." "We no longer say "yes"." " Instead we say "affirmative"." " Yes, affirmative." "Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends." "There is only one kind of dance:" "The Robot." "And The Robo-Boogie." "Yes." "Two kinds of dances." "Finally, robotic beings rule the world." "The humans are dead." "The humans are dead." "We used poisonous gases and we poisoned their asses." " The humans are dead." " That's right, they are dead." " The humans are dead." " They look like they're dead." " It had to be done." " I'll just confirm that they're dead." " So that we could have fun." " Affirmative." "I poked one." "It was dead." "It's just that I think she might be the one." " Sally?" " Yeah." "What makes you think that?" "You just know it." "When it happens to you, you'll know." " You said Michelle is the one." " Yeah, she is the one." " You said Claire is the one." " Yeah, she's an other one." "So, you've more that one "one"." "Some people are lucky, I've had a few "ones"." " So how many ones can you have?" " Five." " How many have you had?" " Three." " And how many have you had?" " One." "Just one." "Okay." "Okay." "Well, I'll see you later then." "Okay, bye." "Hey..." "Bret?" "Do you think it will be OK if..." "Sally and I have the apartment to ourselves tonight?" " What for?" " Some time alone." "I was kind of be working on my secret project." "Your helmet that looks like your hair." "Yes." "How is it going?" "It's going pretty good." "It's..." "I got to get my body in the hair." "Pretty looks like a helmet." "Well, could you do that..." "tomorrow night?" "Well, it's helmet-hair night man, not really, I mean..." "I've been thinking about it off ages, it's on the board, you know about it." "You said you gonna help, actually, so can't we see what I'm doing when I've got it on?" "But there is nothing booked in on any other night." "Well, it's just..." "Why couldn't you just put your foot chase that night or... the other nights." "How about you just... may be don't go at Sally's, so that I can hang out with you guys?" "You're good?" "What are you talking about?" "I can't really hang out with you guys, can I?" " It starts to be weird now." " Of course you can hang out with us." "Why don't you come to diner with us tonight?" "I don't want to go on a date with you..." "and my ex girlfriend." "That's gonna be weird." " It won't be weird." " That's gonna be weird, man." "It won't be weird." "We're all friends," "I like Sally, you like Sally." "She uses to like you, she really likes me." " You like me." " Supposably." "It won't be weird." " No, it's gonna be weird." " It won't be weird." " That's gonna be weird." " It won't be weird." "It wont be weird." " It will be weird." " It won't be weird." "You know, that's actually a bit weird that you're here, Bret." " Yeah, I should go, OK." " It's fine." "It's fine." "Bret was saying me it's gonna be weird with him here, you know." "And I said it would't be weird but it is a bit weird." " Hey..." " Yes, but..." "That's nice to see you Sally." "You look beautiful." "Bret, this is my date." "Just feelings." "You do look beautiful." "I was just about to say that." " I think I'd probably go." " No, stay." "Actually, it's just like when Bret and I went out and you were always around." "I've ordered my meal, I stay." "I think you should go." "Yeah, I should go actually." "It's a bit weird." "I would't order the duck." "I spend all my money on the duck." "Would you be able to bring the duck home?" " Yeah, yep." " Okay." "Yeah, I'll go home." "Nice to see you." " Bye Bret." " See you." "Yeah, bye Bret." " You bring the duck." " Yeah, I bring the duck." " That was weird, wasn't it?" " Yeah, a little." " Hi, Bret." " Hey, Mel." "Are you okay?" "Jemaine's on a date with Sally, right?" " How does that make you feel?" " Not good." "Bret, don't worry about Sally." "I never thought she was right for you anyway." "What didn't you like about Sally?" "Well, I haven't acually met Sally." "I just..." "Sometimes, I think the thing you're looking for is often standing right in front of your eyes." " So what are you gona do tonight?" " I'm not sure." "Mel, can we go now?" "We've been here for two and a half hours." "Is that Dug?" "Yeah, that's Dug." "Don't worry about him." "Just cause I'm married to Dug doesn't mean I can't be here for you." "Thanks, Mel." "You can tell me anything..." "Anything." "I promess, I won't think you're a pervert." "I showed you my picture of Jemaine's lips?" "I have it here in my wallet." "Those are my cousins." " And there, that's Jemaine's lips." " Oh yeah, that's him." "Mel, we really have to go now." "Simply call your mom, she'll go bed soon." "You should go." "I'm fine." "I'll be fine." " Good seeing you, Bret." " See you, Dug." " See you." "See you, Mel." " Yeah..." "Bret, don't worry about Sally, all right?" "Whenever I was watching you two, it was always obvious that you were more into her than she was into you." "Really?" "Yeah, you could really tell, she always looked the kind of bored." "Thanks, Mel." " Take care." " See you." "I was thinking may be we can go somewhere special this week-end." "What was that place you went with Bret that sound romantic and... and cheap?" "I'm not sure, I'm quite busy at the moment." "You know what?" "I've lift duck juice all down your top." "Look, I don't think we should go out again." "It's really oily." "You're probably gonna need to get that drycleaned." "Bret should pay for it, really." " Don't worry about my top." " Okay, well that's good." "I don't think we should see each other again." "I think it's best if we just pretend that's never happened." " Maybe we could have a break." " Break?" " No, there is no relationship." " Yet." " We could start with a break." " It's not... it's not gonna work." "I'm usually more charismatic than this." "It's not that, it's just that..." "I don't know, I was just looking for a bit of fun with somebody you know, and when I met you at that party, I was drunk." " I was really drunk." " So..." "You're leaving, aren't you?" "You looked kind of cute when I was drunk." "I knew it..." "When you said just then, when you told me you were leaving." " That's when I definitely knew." " ..." "I really wanted is an Australian." "But if you're trying to break my heart," " Maybe you guys know some." " You're plan is flawed from the start." "I did broke up with Bret, so I did broke up with you..." "You can't break my heart, it's liquid." "It melted when I met you." "And as you turn around to leave, don't turn back to me." "Don't turn around and see if, if I'm crying." "I'm not crying." "I'm not crying, it's just been raining... on my face." "And if you think you see some tear tracks down my chicks," "Please, please... don't tell my mates." "I'm not crying." "No, I'm not crying." "And if I am crying, It's not 'cause of you." "It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying." "That's right, dying." "These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me." "I've just been cutting oignons." "I maked a lasagna... for one." "Oh, I'm not crying." "No." "There's just a little bit of dust in my eyes." "That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye." "I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand." "For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland." "I'm not upset because you left me this way, my eyes are just a little sweaty today." "They've been looking around and not searching for you." "They've been looking for you even though I told them not to." "These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy." "I'm just laughing." "I'm sitting at this table called love, staring down at the irony of life." "How come we've reached this fork in the road, and yet it cuts like a knife?" "I'm not crying," "I'm not crying." "Me and Sally had to break up." " Really?" " Yeah." "It wasn't working." "I can see why you broke up with her." "She was hard work." " No, she broke up with me." " Yeah." "She broke up with me too." "That's what I mean, it was hard work." "Staying together with who wanted to break up all the time." "OK." "Do you need break up and then get back together for a while?" "Yeah, well, for like six or seven weeks and then, you know... boring." "How did you do that?" " Do what?" " Get back together." " Just happened." " Where?" "At her place." "Cook diner." "You know..." "What does she cook?" "Are you trying to get back together with sally?" " No." "Just making chit-chat." " OK." "Macaronis." "Yeah." "Can't we just talk to the humans?" "A little understanding could make things better." "Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?" "No, because they are dead." "Binary solo:" "0000001 0000001" "Come on Sicro, lick my battery." "Boogie." " Boogie." " Robot Boogie." " Boogie, the robot boogie." " The humans are dead." "Once again without emotion, the humans are de-de-de-dead."