"And your heart bobs around like a cork" "When you're out With the belle of Mew Yorh" " There she is." " Well, what are you all doing here?" " Don't be loitering." "Get moving." " What is the word, men?" " Fight." " Right." "Oh, Mrs. Hill, I thought you were in Washington, I didn't know..." " Hello, Angela." " I finished my work a day earlier." "How was Washington?" "Did you see our congressman?" "Oh, yes." "And Angela, he was so handsome." "Did you get his consent?" "The belle of New York." "A fine title for somebody in our type of work." "Oh, it's only their way of showing their love for our welfare house." "Amazing how they've grown to love our welfare house since you've grown." "Miss Wilkins." "Well, the important thing is they do come here." "But that look in their eyes." "Not exactly the right kind of look for men who are seeking guidance you know what I mean?" "Yes, I know what you mean." "If it weren't for your parents who built this welfare house I'd advise you to choose some other type of career." "Oh, but, Mrs. Hill this has been my home. 'my life." "And I've tried so hard to equip myself for this kind of work." "If you ask me, it's your equipment that's causing all the..." "Miss Wilkins." "Something has to be done." "For the time being, I think it'd be better if Ms. Wilkins sang the solo." "The solo?" "But, Mrs. Hill..." "Oh, it's not your fault, Angela." "If you were only a little plainer." " If you don't look so..." " So...?" "Well, if you only would look a little more so-so than so." " Miss Wilkins, Miss Wilkins." " Yes, Mrs. Hill?" " Save your song for the meeting." " Yes." " You do know the song, don't you?" " Oh, indeed." "And, Mrs. Hill, don't worry." "While I'm singing." "I'll try to look real plain." "Yes, dear." "Angela." " Angela, Angela, I haven't seen you since..." " Gilfred, please." "Gilfred, you're getting that moo-cow quality in your voice again." "And that's exactly the thing I'm trying to discourage." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "Please." "Now, those of you seeking true guidance may quietly enter." "Flowers for the fairest flower of them all." "Friends, it's most gratifying to see so many of you here tonight." "The fact that you have chosen to spend your time here in these surroundings is proof that you have forsaken your former hangouts those environments of sin and temptation." "We are proud of the great number of you who have deserted the evil of wine, women and song to embrace the virtues of clean living and hard work." "Yes, men, this is the life." "This is the life." "Friends, it is most gratifying to see many of you here tonight at my bachelor dinner." "And even though I'm getting married tomorrow I'll always remember this old gang of mine." "To you, my best pals." " Oh, Charlie." " To you!" " And now, to the bride." " Oh, yes." "To Dixie "Dead Shot" McCoy." "the bride-to-be." "May she not be left waiting at the church like the other five who tried to be." "Charlie, how do you get all the women to fall in love with you?" "Yes, Charlie, how do you do it?" "Well, it's nothing, really." "I just wait at the stage door with a bag of peanuts." "Peanuts?" "What kind?" "Just peanuts." "Then I present them to the young lady and I say:" ""Here, they're for you." "I only wish they were diamonds. "" "Next thing I know, I'm engaged." " How cute." " How adorable." " How nauseating." " Max." "Charles, I wanna talk to you." " Oh, no." "Don't go." " Not tonight, Charlie." " Now, listen, I'm your lawyer, right?" " Right." " You're my biggest client." " I'm your only client." "Right." "Now, as your lawyer." "let me ask you one question." "When your dear aunt finds out about your blushing bride this human shooting gallery what do you suppose she will say?" "For a while, nothing." "And her silence will be positively profane." " She'll kick me out without a penny." " And I'll starve to death." "Well, Charlie, I've got to help you." "I mean, you're my best friend." " I'm your only friend." " Well, exactly." "I can't afford to let you do something I'll be sorry for, now, can I?" " Oh, we want a speech." "Come on." " Yes, dear." "Well, there's nothing I can say except goodbye and farewell to my bachelor days." "So..." "Who wants to kiss the bridegroom" "On his last night out?" "Next time they bring champagne on" "I'll have the ball and chain on" "Yes, ladies, I must leave you" "I regret to say" "I've bought the ring" "This little fling" "Will have to be our last soiree" "Because they're putting me away" "And tomorrow is the happy day" "I'll be the starry-eyed groom" "By high noon, no doubt" "So who wants to kiss the bridegroom" "On his last night out?" "Who wants to kiss the bridegroom" "On his last night out?" "Next time they bring champagne on" "He'll have the ball and chain on" "Yes, ladies, I must leave you" "I regret to say" "I've bought the ring" "This little fling" "Will have to be our last soiree" "Because they're putting me away" "And tomorrow is the happy day" "Oh, he'll be a starry-eyed groom" "By high noon, no doubt" "So who wants to kiss the bridegroom" "On his last night out?" "Oh, Charles." "Stop this." "Stop it at once." "Get down off that table." "All of you." "And get out of here!" "Go on, shoo." "Get out of my house." "Go on, shoo." "Get out of my house." "Charles!" "What's the meaning of this?" "Who is that unclad creature?" "And what are those obscene remarks she's making?" " It's not obscene, it's French." " French is obscene." " What is the meaning of this. "obscene"?" " That means you better go." " Very well, then, I obscene." " Oh, the very id..." "What's that?" "Oh, that, It's a kind of a girl." "That much is obvious." "Why is she hung up here?" "Well, she was sort of a guest of honor." "You see, she's getting married tomorrow." "And just how does that affect you?" "Well, she's going to marry a very good friend of mine." "Marriage to a woman like that ought to be prohibited by law." " You're so right." " Charles, what am I gonna do about you?" "You've been a problem from the day you learned how to whistle." " Aunt Letty, I can explain." " Oh, not now." "I've had a long trip and I'm tired." "We'll discuss this in the morning." "Good night, Aunt Letty." "And when you leave." "take Buffalo Bill with you." " The back of your neck, she look so sad." " Yeah." "And your face." "it doesn't want to get married." "No, In fact, none of me does." "Charlie, if you feel like this about marriage why so many times you get engaged?" "Well, I'm sincere when I ask them and then something happens." " What happens?" " Oh, I don't know." "I guess I just seem to lose interest in any girl who'd marry a fellow like me." "If there is love, happiness will find you" "And cloudy days soon will be behind you" "If there is love in your life" "Harrison, why are we stopping here?" "There's a trash wagon ahead, sir." "and they won't let us through." "If there is joy, you can banish sorrow" "Give old Lucifer a shove" "You can light your way above" "If you let a little love in your life" "Come in and" "Let a little love Let a little love" " Let a little love come in _Come in!" "Let a little love Let a little love" " Let a little love come in _Come in!" "We're losing them, Angela." "You'll have to take over." " Should I?" " Oh, sure." "Give a little shove Light your way above" "Let a little love come in" "What?" "Let there be love in your life" "If there is love, happiness will find you" "And cloudy days soon will be behind you" "Charlie, Charlie." " To home, please." " Aren't you going to wait for him, ma'am?" "I pity the woman who waits for him." "If there is joy, you can banish sorrow" "Give old Lucifer a shove" "You can light your way above" "If you let a little love in your life" "Miss Bonfils will now distribute some copies of our magazine, free of charge." "It would be very nice to hear the generous jingle of a few coins in the tambourine." " Angela." " I'll have a magazine, please." "I'll treasure this all my life." "I'll sleep with it under my pillow." " Would do you more good if you read it." " I'll take one." "I'll take one." "Bless you, brother." "I'll have a magazine, please." "But you've already..." "Here." " I'll take one, please." " One for me." " Bless you, brother." " And me." "I'd like one, please." "What are you trying to do?" "I wanna be saved by you and for you." " You ought to be ashamed of yourself." " I am, I am an awful sinner." "Coming down here in your fancy clothes." "Why don't you go back where you belong and stop bothering us?" "Bless you, brother." " Beat it." " Oh, wait, don't go." " Let him have it." " She ain't going." "You are." " Go back where you belong." " Uptown swell." " Beat it." " Now, wait a minute, fellows." " Now, wait a minute." " Come on, let's go." "Are you hurt?" "I'm numb." "Can you stand up?" "I seem to be weak in the knees." "Oh, dear." "Your eyes are dazed and hazy." " And blue." " And blu..." "There's nothing wrong with you." "Yes, there is, I'm in love." "Love?" "You probably don't know about love." "Well, I certainly know it isn't being numb, weak in the knees." "What is it?" "Well, love is an emotion that's alive exciting, vibrant." "You feel like a billowy cloud." "And you walk on air." "And good night." "And you walk on air." "And you walk on air." "And you walk on air." "Seeing's believing" "And when I see you" "I reali2e what an angel I found" "I never thought I would see the day" "When miracles occurred" "And though the best of authorities" "May not believe a word" "Kissing's believing" "And when I kiss you" "I feel as though We were miles off the ground" "Never knew that dreams came true" "But miraculously they do" "Seeing's believing with you" "Seeing's believing" "And when I see you" "I reali2e what an angel I found" "I never thought I would see the day" "When miracles occurred" " Dixie, would I lie to you?" " Ring that bell." "There's nobody at home." "I'll find out." "Nobody at home, huh?" " Did you shoot, mum?" " The shooting's just beginning around here." "My nephew is not here, Miss McCoy." " Oh, you know me then, huh?" " From your picture." " Last night you were hanging on the wall." " Mrs. Hill..." "Now put that gun away or you'll be hanging my trophy room." "Come back here." "Well, you'd be upset, too." "if your heart was broken." "Oh, Charles, how could you hurt and humiliate me so when..." "Then expect me to just up and forget it with a little old big-cash settlement." "Oh, Charles." "This isn't gonna be easy." "That I guarantee." "In which case, I will plaster the name of Hill in every newspaper in this country." "I'll tell my story from the hippodrome twice daily." "How much?" "Ten thousand dollars." "Blackmail." "Maybe this will teach your nephew not to toy with my little old heart." "When I get my hands on that young man I'm gonna toy with his little old head." " Female bandit." "Here." " Thank you." "I'll bet this is more than the others collected." " I better go and see that she gets a cab." " You stay!" " Others?" "What others?" " I'll go and ask her." "One moment, you worm." "I might have known." "All these checks I've written to Charles, five of them." "Supposedly for his pet charities." "Well, I'm through being charitable to everyone he pets." "You find him or I'll never give him another cent." "Not another cent?" "Why, you'll ruin me." "Oh, get out." "Go on, get out!" "And for you, young man you can just wipe that smile off your face." "Let a little love come in" "Oh, let a little love" "Let a little love" "Let a little love come in" "Bless you, brother." "Say, aren't you...?" "Say, wait a minute." "Hello, beautiful." "Oh, I'm sorry." "He's sorry." " What can I do for you?" " I'm looking for Miss Bonfils." " She's upstairs." " Thank you." "Wait a minute, aren't you the fella...?" "And you, you're the young lady who was singing." " Yes." " Divine." "Divine?" "Come in." " Good morning, Miss Bonfils." " Good morning." "What on earth are you doing up there?" "I can't help it." "You affect me this way." " Me?" " You know, what you said." "This is it, I'm in love." "Oh, but that's ridiculous." "You're only supposed to feel that way." "You don't actually..." "When I go, I go all the way." "Well, if there's one thing I despise." "it's a showoff." "Well, what did you want?" "I want to reform." "Turn over a new leaf." " I doubt whether I can help." " Oh, but you can." "You've influenced my life already." "Why, do you know what I did this morning?" "Don't tell me you went to church." "Oh, no, I stayed away from one." "Well, it's certainly not my intention to influence people in that manner." "I'll explain the whole thing when we get to know each other better." "And I have no intention of influencing you like that, either." "Yes, Elsie?" " Angela..." "Oh, hello." " Hello." "Oh, Angela, I finished the posters." "Oh, and here's the list, Elsie." "Well..." "Now, I have work to do." "And I'll appreciate it if you will kindly leave the premises." "But I belong here." "I'm one of your stray lambs." "A little lost sheep." ""Little lost sheep. "" "Oh, please." "You can't turn me away." "Why, everyone deserves a chance." "How do you know I'm not sincere?" "People can be wrong sometimes." "You mustn't be biased or prejudiced." "Miss Bonfils." "Just because a man is more "uptrodden" than downtrodden is no reason to suspect his motives." "Frankly, it's the uptrodden who need the saving these days." " You've got a point there." " Then you'll give me a chance?" "You'll never regret it." " I wonder." " Oh, come on." "Where do we start?" "Who will I save first?" " You." " Me?" "Couldn't we start with something easier and work down to me?" "Here's the address of an employment agency." "What for?" "If you really want to join our group let's first see if you can do an honest day's work." "Well, one day can't be so bad." "All right, I'll do it for you because..." "To say I'm fond of you Would merely be an attitude" "To say you're wonderful Would be a platitude" "And so to Santa Claus I owe eternal gratitude for leaving you Beneath my Christmas tree" "Baby doll" "You beautiful baby doll" "Let's go home and tell your mother" "That you found a baby brother" "I'm takin' you off the shelf" "And showing' you off myself" "Oh, can't you see it now?" "I'm tahing you walhing" "Holding your parasol" "Oh, honey, there's no use talhing" "You're a beautiful baby doll" "Baby doll" "You beautiful baby doll" "Let a little love Let a little love" "Let a little love come in" "Let a little love Let a little love" "Watch it." "Look out!" "Angela." "Streetcar, miss?" "Oh, it's you." "The New York Transit offers speed, comfort and economy." "No, thank you." "And you better tend to your business or you'll lose this job too." "I will if I don't get any customers." "I don't mind so much about myself, but I'd hate to see old Jiggs here lose his job." "He can't afford it at a time like this." " You see, he's planning to get married." " Yes?" "Yeah, they've already picked out the stable." "And I'm giving them one of my shoes to hang over their door for luck." "I'll hope they'll be very happy." "How can they be happy if we haven't any customers?" "What do you say, customer?" " Well, I really shouldn't, but I..." " Oh, you'll like it." "You're gonna love this trip." "Up the Bowery, across Cherry into Grand." "down Rivington through Mulberry." "I've made it eight times today and I'm still not tired of it." "Hello there." "Everybody's so friendly." "They keep waving at me all day." " They wanted to get on." " I know." "Oh, here." "Peanuts." "I only wish they were diamonds." " That's silly, you can't eat diamonds." " But diamonds can buy a lot of peanuts." "I've got a lot of peanuts." "You know." "Jiggs here has been suggesting a double wedding." "He wants to give us one of his shoes to hang over our door." " I think that's very presumptuous." " You can't argue with a horse." " Honestly, you're insane." " Insane?" "I should say I am." "From the moment I saw you." "Oops, my heart went oops" "The moment that we met" "My heart went whoops" "I never will forget" "My heart turned hoops" "The moment that I met you" "Oops, my feet went oops" "I nearly tooh a spill" "My hnees went oops" "They shook a bit until" "My head went oops" "You mustn't let it get you" "I was going for a very" "What you'd call a solitary sort of stroll" "Just a-twiddling my thumbs" "When I heard a lot of drums Begin to pound" "And roll And oops" "My heart went oops" "It went into a spin" "Of loop-the-loops" "You must have thought me kin" "To nincompoops" "The silly way I acted" "Of course, you couldn't hnow" "That you were so aglow" "And I was so attracted" "But, baby, take a bow" "My heart is going oops right now" "Woo!" "I'll be right back." "I'll just be a minute." "I have to put old Jiggs to bed." "And then we can..." "We'll go and have a bite of supper." "I know just the place." "Good music and good food." "What do you say?" "Angela?" "Angela." " Where are you?" " I'm up here." "You too?" "Darling." "I might have known I couldn't trust a nitwit like you." " I've been all over town, I couldn't find him." " That settles it." "From now on, as far as I'm concerned." "he's a complete stranger." " Hello, stranger." " Hello, Charles." "Charles!" " Charles!" " Where have you been?" " On a streetcar, mostly." " Streetcar?" " Finally run out of money." " No, I was driving it." " Drinking?" " No, Aunt Letty, I was working." " Working?" " Working?" "Did you say you were driving a streetcar?" "And did you maybe ride a bicycle?" "And were you pushing one of those...?" "Oh, what a relief." "I thought for a moment, I was:" "Well, aren't you?" "Now, sit down." "Tell me what this is all about." "Well, Aunt Letty, I've reformed." "And I want you to meet the girl who did it." " Girl?" " Girl?" " She's here." " In this house?" "Oh, no." " This time I'm serious." " This time I'm serious." "The last mess I'm getting you out off." " Now, look here..." " Bring in this female." " This girl doesn't want my money." " No, none of them do." "Unfortunately, it's always my money." " Oh, here she is." " Young woman, if you think you..." "You?" "You." "You mean, you and he?" "Isn't it wonderful?" "It's fantastic!" "Angela, how did a sweet." "lovely child like you ever meet a man like my nephew?" " I guess it was fate." " But how did you meet?" "Did he go where you go or did you go where...?" " Oh, no." " I hope you'll approve of me." "Angela, I can understand your being attracted to Charles." "His personality and charm." "But it's only fair to warn you, honey." "You see, Charles has one trait a characteristic inherited from his uncle's side of the family." "What's that?" " He's no good." " What?" "I'm sure Charles would be the first to admit it." "I wouldn't." "I must have some good in me even if it comes from your side of the family." "Of course he has." "Goodness knows Charles needs help and he couldn't find a better little helper." "Then you'll give your consent?" "I'll take care of everything." "The wedding, your bridal gown and from now on." "my home will be your home." "That's the one thing I've missed all these years." "A family." "But now I'll have the two of you." "And pretty soon, there may be three." "Well, I have to live someplace." "Perhaps you'd be interested in our park." "Most young engaged couples like summer." "Oh, I've never liked summer, It's too hot." " Oh, summer's too hot." " Summer's too hot." " Well, what about winter?" " Winter?" "Too cold." " Too cold." " Yes, winter's too cold." "How about something in between?" " I've always liked autumn." " Autumn." " Autumn." " Autumn." " Now, isn't that just lovely?" " Oh, yes." " You sit right here." " Don't you like that?" "I've always liked fall." " Right here, there we are." " And look at these." " Like this?" " Now, right here like this?" " Beautiful, beautiful." " Lovely, lovely." "If you'll hold it, please." "What a lovely couple." "We're posing for a picture" "By Currier and Ives" "And I can't wait" "Till the great day arrives" "For you'll be so attractive" "And I'll be so in love" "That years from now when I'm madame" "And everybody calls you sir" "We still can see" "The boy and girl we were" "For grooms turn into husbands" "And brides turn into wives" "And there we'll be" "For the rest of our lives" "So thank you, Mr. Currier" "And thank you, Mr, Ives" "Over here?" " Get out of the way, will you?" " Miss Elsie." " Oh, good morning, boys." " Miss Elsie, look." "Look what we've got for the newlyweds." " Oh, that's beautiful." " Yeah." " Where'd you get it?" " Where'd we get it?" " Why, we bought it." " Where do you think?" "We bought it." " Good morning, Miss Elsie." " Good morning." " It's beautiful, it's beautiful." " Thank you." "We're gonna rehearse now." " Fine." " Gilfred, we're gonna rehearse." "Gilfred, that's much too slow." "Now, again." "Gilfred, your heart isn't in it." "Well, how could it be?" "Now, they're gonna be walking like this." "Now, you watch me." "Come on." "Officer Clancy." "you be the groom." " Oh, Miss Elsie, I'll feel silly." " No, you won't." " Come on." " Oh, all right." "I do." "Remember, now, you boys line up here and kiss the bride." "First the groom." "Angela." " Hello, Gilfred." " Angela, you look lovely." "Well, thank you." "You're very sweet." "Well, apparently not sweet enough." "Gilfred, you mustn't..." "Perhaps it will be best if someone else played the "Wedding March. "" " But you play so beautifully." " Please." "I'm not made of wood." " All right." " Oh, Angela." "If you should change your mind." "you'll find me a very forgiving man." " You sure you don't want one?" " No, thanks." " Well, I thought maybe..." " No, thank you." "All right, all right." " A game of cribbage?" " Not for me." "Oh, sure." "It might be a good idea to lay off those cards." "You know." "the gambling fool is the devil's tool." "Thank you." "Look, I know that this wedding tomorrow is important to you." "I know you wanna take it easy." "But this is your last night." "You can't just sit here and read." "No, as a matter of fact." "I think I'll turn in." "Turn in?" "It's 9:" "OO." "Don't you know that every hour of sleep you get before midnight does you more good than all the hours you sleep after that?" " No, I do not." " Well, you should." "Just fine." "your wanting to turn a new leaf but you can't be this good all at once." "It's too much of a shock to your nervous system." "And mine." "See you in the morning, Max." "Now, who could that be at this hour?" "Probably a little man." "a white coat with a net." " Better say I've retired." " Hey." "It's a policeman." "A policeman?" " It's you." "Officer Clancy." " Good evening." " Mr. Ferris." " How do you do?" " Good evening." " Sit down." "Thank you, I wanted to say that on behalf of me and the boys in the precinct..." "That's Precinct 99." "We.., I wanna congratulate you on the coming nuptials." "Oh, thank you, thank you." "At first, a lot of the boys thought you were no good." " But I convinced them otherwise." " That's very kind of you." "They don't come any better than Mr. Hill." " Please." " Well, how about a toast to the bride." " No, I don't think we'd better." " Oh, I'm off duty." "No, I mean me." "You won't drink to the bride?" " Well, really, I..." " To Angela?" "And you won't drink to her?" "Well, I'll see that something's done..." "Now, wait a minute." "You're right, absolutely right." "Well, I was wondering." "I didn't mean that I wouldn't drink to her." " Don't get me wrong." " A little bit of ice." "A very short one." "A wonderful girl." " Mr. Hill live here?" " Oh, come right in." "Thank you very much." "All right." "Good evening, Mr. Hill." " Well, hello there." " How are you?" " You know Mr. Ferris?" " How do you do?" " You boys know each other?" " Yeah." " Sit down." " No, thanks." "I just came to congratulate you on your coming..." " Nuptials." " Thank you very much." " Thanks a lot." "Thank you." " I ain't much on words." " Why don't we just toast the bride?" " No, I don't think I will." " Ain't gonna toast the bride?" " Well, really, I..." "You love her, don't you?" " Let's toast the bride." " Good idea, good idea." " Would you like a little soda?" " No, straight, please." " I'll have a double this time." " A double." " How old is this whiskey?" " It's probably 40." " Mr. Hill's apartment?" " Oh, yes." " Come right in." " To Angela." " To Angela." " To Angela." " The sweetest girl in the whole world." " You bet." " Good evening, Mr. Hill." " Why, hello there." "Mr. Hill I came here to congiatulate you and to tell you that in spite of our rivalry I've consented to play the "Wedding March. "" " Oh, I'm honored." " Please." " You're quite welcome." " Gilfred, ain't you gonna toast the bride?" " Well, I usually don't indulge." " Come on, pour him a drink." " How would you like yours?" " I'll take mine straight." " Just straight." " A tall one this time." " There you are." " Fill mine to the top." " Here we go." "To the bride." " To the bride." " No question about it, sir." " You can have it with us." "I always say.., I always say..." " Howdy, Mr. Hill." " Congratulations, Mr. Hill." "Congratulations." "Charlie, wake up." " Wake up." " I am awake." "Wide awake." " Max, how'd we get here?" " You insisted on a last toast with Jiggs." "Quite a celebration for something that didn't come off." "What time is it?" "One-thirty." "The wedding was at noon." "Yeah." "What are we doing here?" "Let's get this thing straightened out." "It is straightened out." "Max, I love Angela more than anything in this world." "But look what I've done to her." "Look what happens when my intentions are good." "But this wasn't even your fault." "Sure it was." "We gotta do something." "We can at least convince her you're not a heel." "You couldn't even convince me." "Angela." "The janitor let me in." "He called me Mrs. Hill." "He probably thought we were..." "You look so lovely." "I'd have made a lovely bride." "Must have been embarrassing." "Yes, it was." "Sure." "Charles." "It's not too late." "It's no use, Angela, It won't work." "Can't you see what I've done?" " I'm unreliable and selfish." " You were all of those things this morning." "Exactly, but I just realized it." "That's nonsense." "This is my wedding day and I want to get married." "But you don't marry a fellow just because you happen to be dressed for it." "Darling, you need someone dependable." " A man with both feet on the ground." " No, Charles." "I want a man who walks on air." "Please marry me." "Angela." "Angela?" "You know." "I think you play beautifully." "Thank you." "You know, I don't think there's anything prettier than a drum and a tambourine." "Don't you agree?" "Elsie, where's Angela?" " She's not with us anymore." " She hasn't left the group?" "Oh, yes." "We cried the night she turned in her tambourine." " Oh, she's changed so." " Changed?" "Yes, she said something about being so tired of being too good." "She was awful good, you know." "Haven't you any idea where I could find her?" "Well, let me see." "You might try..." "You might try the gayer places." "Cabarets." "Elsie, if you have any word from her at all, call me at Webber's Casino." "I'm there every night." "All right." " Elsie, how could...?" " I had to say something." " What will he think of me?" " At least he'll be thinking of you." "And I think that tonight we'll go to Webber's Casino." " What?" " Yes." "Now, that you're a disillusioned woman we'll give Charlie a chance to reform you." "How could I act like a frivolous woman?" " You've got every part to play it with." " It's impossible." " I could never do like that." " Yes, you can." "You've been moaning around for months." " You're going, I don't care what you say." " I couldn't." " Oh, Elsie, look at this." " Oh, it's beautiful." " I'll get my things together." " It does feel soft." "Don't take any of my things." "Where's my corset?" " These are your gloves." " You have it." "This is my necklace." " These are my earrings." " What was this?" "I forgot..." " Elsie, Garters." " Oh, the garters." "But do you think we can be this bad?" "You're not being bad." "just little naughty." " Well, I don't know." " Now, hurry up and get dressed." "Oh, I can't wait, I can't wait." "Wanna be naughty" "Maughty but nice" "See if I'm made of" "Sugar and spice" "To all convention" "I call out, "Gangway"" "I confess that I wanna care less" "Than Eva Tanguay" "Gladly I'd chance the" "Stares of a few" "If I could dance the" "Bunny hug too" "Suppose a stranger" "Should arrange a tête-à-tête" "While he becomes pleasant" "Across a hot pheasant" "I'll put the whole thing on ice" "That's if I'm naughty" "Mot really naughty" "Just sort of naughty" "But nice" "Wanna be naughty" "Maughty but nice" "See if I'm made of" "Sugar and spice" "To all convention" "I call out, "Gangway"" "I confess that I wanna care less" "Than Eva Tanguay" "Gladly I'd chance the" "Stares of a few" "If I could dance the" "Bunny hug too" "Suppose a stranger" "Should arrange a tête-à-tête" "While he becomes pleasant" "Across a hot pheasant" "I'll put the whole thing on ice" "That's if I'm naughty" "Mot really naughty" "Just sort of naughty" "But nice" "Oh, Elsie, you look lovely." " Are you ready?" " Ready." "Baby doll" "You beautiful baby doll" "Can't you see it now?" "I'm tahing you walhing" "Holding your parasol" "Oh, honey, there's no use talhing" "You're a beautiful baby doll" "Good evening, ladies." " Look." " What?" "He's a waiter." " He's working." " Yeah." " Do you think he's seen us yet?" " I don't know." "He's turning around." "Quick, look sophisticated." "He's turning around again." "He's looking this way." "He's seen us." "Oh, mercy." "Here he comes." " Angela, Elsie." " Well." " Oh, it's you." " This is terrible." "Well, what's the matter?" "Isn't my halo on straight?" "Two nice girls like you." "out in a café unescorted." "Oh, don't worry." "You've got to leave." "Are we going to have to send for another waiter?" "You girls don't belong in a place like this." "Thank goodness we didn't have trouble with the waiters in those other places." "What other places?" "Well, with all we've had to drink." "it's hard to remember." "What?" "Let's order something before it wears off." "Yes, just take our order, waiter." " But what'll it be, Elsie?" " The same." "Champagne." " Champagne?" " Champagne." " Angela." " And hurry." "It's working." "He's worried." "Well, he should be." "Give me a bottle of sparkling soda." " Sparkling soda." " Two champagne glasses." "Champagne glasses for soda?" " That's what I said." " That's a new one." "Thank you." "Champagne." "I hate to see you do this." "Oh, we wanted two bottles." "We only serve one at a time." "Unless you were planning to drink it out of the bottle." " Don't be rude, waiter." " Anything else?" "No, that'll be all." "Elsie, I'm frightened." "Why?" " I like it." " Me too." "But I don't feel anything." " Neither do I." " Maybe it hits you all at once." " Well, I hope I'm sitting down when it does." " If you're not, you will be." "And now, ladies and gents." "Webber's Casino presents one of our own famous singing waiters." "Waiter Number 7, Charlie Hill." "I wanna be a dancin' man" "While I can" "Gonna leave my footsteps On the sands of time" "If I never leave a dime" "Never be a millionaire" "I don't care" "I'll be rich as old King Midas Might have been" "Least until the tide comes in" "Let other men build mighty nations" "And buildings to the sky" "I'll leave a few creations" "To show that I was dancing by" "I wanna be free as any bird can be" "Yes sirree" "Gonna leave my footsteps On the sands of time" "If I never leave a dime" "A dancing' man" "With footsteps on the sands" "Of rhythm" "And rhyme" "A dancing man" "With footsteps on the sands" "Of rhythm" " Very good, waiter." " Thank you." " Here, would you deliver this note for me?" " Certainly, sir." "To...?" "That blond number right over there." "But, sir, a note from a stranger might offend the young lady." " With her type, there are no strangers." " That's right." "Go on, hurry, hurry." "Go on, go on." " Oh, Charles, you were just wonderful." " Marvelous." " From an admirer." " Oh, thank you." "Elsie, I think we'd better leave." "Why, this is one of the most respectable saloo..." " Restaurants in New York." " Good evening." " Two, please." " Sir." "See?" "There's Charlie." "It's a fight." "Come on." "Call the cops." "Look out!" " Watch out!" " Charlie!" " What kind of place is this anyway?" " I didn't know that this sort of thing..." " Where is...?" "I didn't expect this to happen." " A fine lawyer you are, I could sue you." "Oh, now, just listen." "I'm an innocent bystander." " Angela." " Get out of my way." " Why, Angela?" " Mrs. Hill." " What are you doing here?" " Well..." " Look at you." "Absolutely disgusting." " It didn't turn out like we thought." " Have you been drinking?" " No, Aunt Letty, just soda water." " Soda water?" " Soda water?" "You know very well, Angela." "that I'm not going to serve you any..." " I wanna get out." "Let go." " Mrs. Phineas Hill." "You know, I thought my champagne tasted flat." "Come on." " Angela." " Let go of me." "Don't touch me." " For heaven's sake, don't make a scene." " Scene?" "Who's making a scene?" " What about the scene you made?" " I was defending you." " You have no right to defend me." " I have too." "I love you and you love me." " I do not." " Hey, here's your bird." "I don't want it." "Throw it away." "Gladly." "I don't wanna see it again." "I don't wanna see you again." "That can be arranged." " I've never been treated so insufferably." " You got what you deserved." " Is that so?" " Yes." "I ordered champagne, I wanted champagne and I expected to get champagne." "And what did you bring me?" "Soda water." "Angela, I was only..." " You were only a conceited, egotistical..." " Then why did you wanna marry me?" " Because you need me." " Need you?" "Listen to who's talking." "I was modest enough to think you were too good for me." "I even tried to make you hate me." "Well, you've done a very good job." "You don't know what a relief it is to suddenly find that I despise you." "I've developed a delightful dislike for you too." " I also hate you." " Ditto for me." " Why, you..." " Look out!" "Come down here." "Come down here this minute." "You can't do that." "Yes, they can." "They're in love." "When you're out With the belle of Mew Yorh" "With the beautiful belle of Mew Yorh" "Ev'ry person you meet Lihe the cop on the beat" "Leaves whatever he's doing And crosses the street" "And your heart bobs around like a cork" "When you're out With the belle of Mew Yorh"