"[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "[ WATCH BEEPING ]" "[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]" "[ SHOES CREAK ]" "WELL,THEFLOWERSARE NICE." "Sure." "But the church is too big." "Sure." "But the church is too big." "[GASPS]" "But the church is too big." "[GASPS] Laura, cool it." "[GASPS] Laura, cool it." "Is that...you know?" "Laura, cool it." "Is that...you know?" "Do you think the -- the mother" "Is that...you know?" "Do you think the -- the mother will show up now?" "Do you think the -- the mother will show up now?" "No." "No." "will show up now?" "No." "No." "Poor thing." "He's all alone." "No." "No." "Poor thing." "He's all alone." "[BREATHESDEEPLY]" "Poor thing." "He's all alone." "[BREATHESDEEPLY] [ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ]" "[BREATHESDEEPLY] [ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ] THEREHEIS ." "[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ] THEREHEIS ." "HEWASHERETHE WHOLETIME ?" "THEREHEIS ." "HEWASHERETHE WHOLETIME ?" "I ALMOST CALLED THE COPS." "HEWASHERETHE WHOLETIME ?" "I ALMOST CALLED THE COPS." "DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR" "I ALMOST CALLED THE COPS." "DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR US?" "DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR US?" "DOWEHAVETOCREATEASCENE?" "US?" "DOWEHAVETOCREATEASCENE?" "WHYNOTMAKEASCENE?" "DOWEHAVETOCREATEASCENE?" "WHYNOTMAKEASCENE?" "OTHERWISE IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN" "WHYNOTMAKEASCENE?" "OTHERWISE IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE." "OTHERWISE IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "THERE." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "JONAS IS GONNA BE IN A NURSING" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "JONAS IS GONNA BE IN A NURSING HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK." "JONAS IS GONNA BE IN A NURSING HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK." "MARK MY WORDS." "HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK." "MARK MY WORDS." "OHH." "KEEPYOURHANDSOFF ME, KID ." "COMEON." "LET'S GO SIT DOWN." "COMEON." "LET'S GO SIT DOWN." "COME ON." "COME ON." "LET'S GO SIT DOWN." "COME ON." "COME ON." "COUSINDOESN'TLOOKTHAT" "COME ON." "COME ON." "COUSINDOESN'TLOOKTHAT STUPID." "COUSINDOESN'TLOOKTHAT STUPID." "HE'SPROBABLYTHINKINGTHE" "STUPID." "HE'SPROBABLYTHINKINGTHE  SAME THING ABOUT YOU." "HE'SPROBABLYTHINKINGTHE  SAME THING ABOUT YOU." "COULDYOUPLEASEKEEPYOUR" "SAME THING ABOUT YOU." "COULDYOUPLEASEKEEPYOUR  VOICE DOWN?" "COULDYOUPLEASEKEEPYOUR  VOICE DOWN?" "WE'REPRACTICALLYTHEONLY" "VOICE DOWN?" "WE'REPRACTICALLYTHEONLY ONES HERE." "WE'REPRACTICALLYTHEONLY ONES HERE." "ALLRIGHT,THAT'SIT." "ONES HERE." "ALLRIGHT,THAT'SIT." "SHUT UP OR WAIT IN THE CAR." "ALLRIGHT,THAT'SIT." "SHUT UP OR WAIT IN THE CAR." "LUKE,DEAR." "SHUT UP OR WAIT IN THE CAR." "LUKE,DEAR." "AREYOUOKAY?" "LUKE,DEAR." "AREYOUOKAY?" "[ ORGAN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "AREYOUOKAY?" "[ ORGAN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [SIGHS]" "[ ORGAN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [SIGHS] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[SIGHS] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ WHIMPERING ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ WHIMPERING ] [ SCREAMING ]" "SCREAMING DOESN'T ACCOMPLISH A SINGLE THING." "MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOME" "SINGLE THING." "MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOME BLITHERING BOZO." "MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SOME BLITHERING BOZO." "NOT GOOD." "WHYAREYOUSLEEPINGHERE ?" "IS THIS YOUR ROOM?" "NO,GRANDPA." "IS THIS YOUR ROOM?" "NO,GRANDPA." "WE'RE AT THE RELATIVES'." "NO,GRANDPA." "WE'RE AT THE RELATIVES'." "WHATAREWE DOINGHERE,LUKE ?" "WE'RE AT THE RELATIVES'." "WHATAREWE DOINGHERE,LUKE ?" "IT'SPAST9: 00P.M.GRANDPA." "WHATAREWE DOINGHERE,LUKE ?" "IT'SPAST9: 00P.M.GRANDPA." "WE'RE SLEEPING." "IT'SPAST9: 00P.M.GRANDPA." "WE'RE SLEEPING." "IFI WERE25 ,I-IWOULDN'TBE" "WE'RE SLEEPING." "IFI WERE25 ,I-IWOULDN'TBE SLEEPING HERE." "IFI WERE25 ,I-IWOULDN'TBE SLEEPING HERE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "SLEEPING HERE." "[ LAUGHS ] I'D BE OUT DRINKING AND SCREWING" "[ LAUGHS ] I'D BE OUT DRINKING AND SCREWING AND RAISING HELL." "I'D BE OUT DRINKING AND SCREWING AND RAISING HELL." "[ LAUGHS ]" "AND RAISING HELL." "[ LAUGHS ] IT'SNIGHTTIME,GRANDPA." "[ LAUGHS ] IT'SNIGHTTIME,GRANDPA." "WE HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE" "IT'SNIGHTTIME,GRANDPA." "WE HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE VOICES." "WE HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE VOICES." "DOYOULIKETOSCREW,BOY?" "VOICES." "DOYOULIKETOSCREW,BOY?" "[ Laughing ] OH, I BET YOU DO." "DOYOULIKETOSCREW,BOY?" "[ Laughing ] OH, I BET YOU DO." "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ Laughing ] OH, I BET YOU DO." "[ LAUGHS ] IT'S SO WONDERFUL." "[ LAUGHS ] IT'S SO WONDERFUL." "[ LAUGHS ]" "THIS BED IS SHIT." "[ GRUNTS ] TOMORROWWILLBE ABEAUTIFUL" "[ GRUNTS ] TOMORROWWILLBE ABEAUTIFUL DAY." "TOMORROWWILLBE ABEAUTIFUL DAY." "BUT YOU NEED YOUR REST." "DAY." "BUT YOU NEED YOUR REST." "I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS" "BUT YOU NEED YOUR REST." "I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST." "I'LL MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST." "NOW GET SOME SLEEP." "FOR BREAKFAST." "NOW GET SOME SLEEP." "[SNORING]" "NOW GET SOME SLEEP." "[SNORING] [ DOOR OPENS ]" "[SNORING] [ DOOR OPENS ] [ FOOTSTEPS ]" "[ DOOR OPENS ] [ FOOTSTEPS ] YOUARENOTLISTENING!" "[ FOOTSTEPS ] YOUARENOTLISTENING!" "IAMLISTENINGTOYOU." "YOUARENOTLISTENING!" "IAMLISTENINGTOYOU." "HEHASLUNATICFITS." "IAMLISTENINGTOYOU." "HEHASLUNATICFITS." "OH,COMEON ." "HEHASLUNATICFITS." "OH,COMEON ." "IMEAN,GODKNOWSWHAT OTHER" "OH,COMEON ." "IMEAN,GODKNOWSWHAT OTHER SICK BEHAVIORS " " I MEAN, PAUL," "IMEAN,GODKNOWSWHAT OTHER SICK BEHAVIORS " " I MEAN, PAUL, WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!" "SICK BEHAVIORS " " I MEAN, PAUL, WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!" "IT'S WHAT'S BEST!" "WE NEED TO GET THEM PROPER CARE!" "IT'S WHAT'S BEST!" "WHAT,BESTFORWHO ?" "IT'S WHAT'S BEST!" "WHAT,BESTFORWHO ?" "FOR YOU?" "WHAT,BESTFORWHO ?" "FOR YOU?" "THEY'RE FAMILY, CINDY!" "FOR YOU?" "THEY'RE FAMILY, CINDY!" "THEY'RE FAMILY." "THEY'RE FAMILY, CINDY!" "THEY'RE FAMILY." "THEY'RE MY FAMILY." "THEY'RE FAMILY." "THEY'RE MY FAMILY." "THEY'RE OUR FAMILY." "THEY'RE MY FAMILY." "THEY'RE OUR FAMILY." "YOUARENOTTHE ONE WHO 'S" "THEY'RE OUR FAMILY." "YOUARENOTTHE ONE WHO 'S GONNA BE STUCK WITH THEM ALL" "YOUARENOTTHE ONE WHO 'S GONNA BE STUCK WITH THEM ALL DAY!" "[ AIR HISSES ]" "[ WATCH BEEPING ] COMMERCIALSARE..." "OVER." "♪THERE'SCOMPANYAND  CONVERSATION ♪ ♪ RECIPES AND NEW CREATIONS ♪" "♪ RECIPES AND NEW CREATIONS ♪ ♪ WE'RE COOKIN' UP SOMETHING" "♪GOOD HERE AT HOME ♪OOMETHING" "HELLO,FAMILY,ANDWELCOMEO OUR INDOOR MEMORIAL DAY..." "LUKE?" "OUR INDOOR MEMORIAL DAY..." "LUKE?" "LUKE, ARE YOU IN HERE?" "LUKE?" "LUKE, ARE YOU IN HERE?" "EVERYTIMEIPLANAPICNIC" "LUKE, ARE YOU IN HERE?" "EVERYTIMEIPLANAPICNIC FOR OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY..." "EVERYTIMEIPLANAPICNIC FOR OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY..." "[SIGHS]" "FOR OUTSIDE ON MEMORIAL DAY..." "[SIGHS] YES,I 'MHERE." "[SIGHS] YES,I 'MHERE." "ANDBECAUSEYOUMAKETHEM ," "YES,I 'MHERE." "ANDBECAUSEYOUMAKETHEM , YOU PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU'RE" "ANDBECAUSEYOUMAKETHEM , YOU PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU'RE DONE." "YOU PUT IT TOGETHER, YOU'RE DONE." "[SIGHS]" "DONE." "[SIGHS] HOWMUCHPERPOUND?" "[SIGHS] HOWMUCHPERPOUND?" "A WHOLE POUND?" "HOWMUCHPERPOUND?" "A WHOLE POUND?" "CRUMBLEITALLUP..." "A WHOLE POUND?" "CRUMBLEITALLUP..." "SOYOUGAVEUSQUITEASCARE" "CRUMBLEITALLUP..." "SOYOUGAVEUSQUITEASCARE THERE, LUKE." "SOYOUGAVEUSQUITEASCARE THERE, LUKE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "THERE, LUKE." "[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'SGRANDMAMAGGIE'S" "[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'SGRANDMAMAGGIE'S CHAIR." "THAT'SGRANDMAMAGGIE'S CHAIR." "SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SIT" "CHAIR." "SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SIT IN IT." "SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW YOU TO SIT IN IT." "IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN" "IN IT." "IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT." "IT'S NOT PROPER TO SIT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT." "I WOULDN'T..." "SOMEONE ELSE'S SEAT." "I WOULDN'T..." "[SIGHS]" "I WOULDN'T..." "[SIGHS] WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING" "[SIGHS] WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING FOR YOU, YOU KNOW." "WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL MORNING FOR YOU, YOU KNOW." "I'M MISSING WORK." "FOR YOU, YOU KNOW." "I'M MISSING WORK." "CINDY IS OUT OF HER " "I'M MISSING WORK." "CINDY IS OUT OF HER -- GRANDPAJONASSITSTHERE." "CINDY IS OUT OF HER -- GRANDPAJONASSITSTHERE." "THAT'S HIS SEAT." "GRANDPAJONASSITSTHERE." "THAT'S HIS SEAT." "HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV," "THAT'S HIS SEAT." "HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV, SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER," "HE DIDN'T LIKE WATCHING THE TV, SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER, AND HE WOULD WATCH US." "SO HE WOULD SIT IN THE CORNER, AND HE WOULD WATCH US." "IGETIT ." "AND HE WOULD WATCH US." "IGETIT ." "YOUCAN'TSITTHEREBECAUSE" "IGETIT ." "YOUCAN'TSITTHEREBECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR CHAIR." "[SIGHS] WHY WOULD YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT?" "HUH?" "[ TELEVISION TURNS OFF ] YOU'LL,UM" " YOU'LLCOME BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE" "YOU'LL,UM" " YOU'LLCOME BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE EATING, ALL RIGHT?" "BACK WITH ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE EATING, ALL RIGHT?" "NO." "EATING, ALL RIGHT?" "NO." "WHATDOYOUMEAN,"NO" ?" "NO." "WHATDOYOUMEAN,"NO" ?" "SORRY." "WHATDOYOUMEAN,"NO" ?" "SORRY." "YOUCAN'TSTAYHERE." "SORRY." "YOUCAN'TSTAYHERE." "I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR" "YOUCAN'TSTAYHERE." "I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR SALE." "I MEAN, THIS HOUSE IS UP FOR SALE." "I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR" "SALE." "I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR STUFF." "I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL YOUR STUFF." "MYBEDIS IN THEATTIC." "STUFF." "MYBEDIS IN THEATTIC." "I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS" "MYBEDIS IN THEATTIC." "I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS NEVER DARK." "I HAVE A NIGHT LAMP SO IT IS NEVER DARK." "WE'LLGETYOUANOTHERNIGHT" "NEVER DARK." "WE'LLGETYOUANOTHERNIGHT LIGHT, OKAY?" "WE'LLGETYOUANOTHERNIGHT LIGHT, OKAY?" "THISISWHEREILIVE ." "LIGHT, OKAY?" "THISISWHEREILIVE ." "ALLRIGHT,I'M" "WHAT DOYOU" "THISISWHEREILIVE ." "ALLRIGHT,I'M" "WHAT DOYOU WANT TO DO?" "ALLRIGHT,I'M" "WHAT DOYOU WANT TO DO?" "HUH?" "WANT TO DO?" "HUH?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "HUH?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH, UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE" "YOU WANT TO STAY HERE AND WATCH, UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?" "UH, UH, COOKING SHOWS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" "REST OF YOUR LIFE?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" "TALK TO ME." "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" "TALK TO ME." "BARGAIN WITH ME." "TALK TO ME." "BARGAIN WITH ME." "TELL ME SOMETHING." "BARGAIN WITH ME." "TELL ME SOMETHING." "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "TELL ME SOMETHING." "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "[SIGHS]" "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "[SIGHS] I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW." "[SIGHS] I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW." "YES." "I WANT TO GO OUT AND SCREW." "YES." "LIKE A BOY MY AGE." "YES." "LIKE A BOY MY AGE." "[SCOFFS]" "LIKE A BOY MY AGE." "[SCOFFS] DO YOU " " DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT" "[SCOFFS] DO YOU " " DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?" "SO,HOWLONGWILLTHEY BE STAYING?" "YOURGRANDFATHERAND" "STAYING?" "YOURGRANDFATHERAND COUSIN..." "YOURGRANDFATHERAND COUSIN..." "WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY" "COUSIN..." "WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY NEED TO." "WILL BE STAYING AS LONG AS THEY NEED TO." "BYEXECUTIVEDECISION." "NEED TO." "BYEXECUTIVEDECISION." "THISISCOMPLETESHIT." "BYEXECUTIVEDECISION." "THISISCOMPLETESHIT." "IT'SNOTSHIT,GRANDPA." "THISISCOMPLETESHIT." "IT'SNOTSHIT,GRANDPA." "IT'S LASAGNA." "IT'SNOTSHIT,GRANDPA." "IT'S LASAGNA." "[CHUCKLES]" "IT'S LASAGNA." "[CHUCKLES] IT'SJUSTUNDERCOOKED..." "[CHUCKLES] IT'SJUSTUNDERCOOKED..." "AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO" "IT'SJUSTUNDERCOOKED..." "AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO SAUCE AND NOT ENOUGH FLOUR OR" "AND HAS TOO MUCH CANNED TOMATO SAUCE AND NOT ENOUGH FLOUR OR CHEESE." "SAUCE AND NOT ENOUGH FLOUR OR CHEESE." "[GROANS]" "CHEESE." "[GROANS] BUTWEMUSTBEGRATEFULFOR" "[GROANS] BUTWEMUSTBEGRATEFULFOR THE HOSPITALITY." "NO!" "NO,PAUL." "NO." "I'M NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE A DAY OFF." "I'M NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE A DAY OFF." "I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES" "A DAY OFF." "I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES RIGHT NOW." "I'M GOING TO SEE NURSING HOMES RIGHT NOW." "YOUR FA" " YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY" "RIGHT NOW." "YOUR FA" " YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A" "YOUR FA" " YOUR FATHER GRABBED MY ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A $20, AND ASKED ME TO..." "ASS THIS MORNING, SLIPPED ME A $20, AND ASKED ME TO..." "GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT." "$20, AND ASKED ME TO..." "GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT." "FLATASS." "GOD, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT." "FLATASS." "SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK." "FLATASS." "SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK." "WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?" "SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK." "WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?" "VERYEASYTO SAYFROMTHE" "WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS THAT?" "VERYEASYTO SAYFROMTHE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN..." "VERYEASYTO SAYFROMTHE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN..." "GRANDPA,I THINKWE NEEDTO" "COMFORT OF YOUR OWN..." "GRANDPA,I THINKWE NEEDTO BE QUIET NOW." "GRANDPA,I THINKWE NEEDTO BE QUIET NOW." "WHATDOESIT MATTER,BOY ?" "BE QUIET NOW." "WHATDOESIT MATTER,BOY ?" "I CAN'T GET IT UP." "WHATDOESIT MATTER,BOY ?" "I CAN'T GET IT UP." "IT'S DEAD." "I CAN'T GET IT UP." "IT'S DEAD." "WHAT A TRAGEDY." "IT'S DEAD." "WHAT A TRAGEDY." "OKAY,HAVEANICEDAY!" "WHAT A TRAGEDY." "OKAY,HAVEANICEDAY!" "OKAY, BYE!" "OKAY,HAVEANICEDAY!" "OKAY, BYE!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OKAY, BYE!" "OH, MY GOD!" "AUNTCINDY,WE NEEDTOSTOP" "OH, MY GOD!" "AUNTCINDY,WE NEEDTOSTOP  AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM." "AUNTCINDY,WE NEEDTOSTOP  AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM." "JUSTHOLDIT ." "AT THE NEAREST RESTROOM." "JUSTHOLDIT ." "WE'LL BE THERE IN 10." "JUSTHOLDIT ." "WE'LL BE THERE IN 10." "PLEASE." "WE'LL BE THERE IN 10." "PLEASE." "ONMYCAR?" "!" "PLEASE." "ONMYCAR?" "!" "OH, I JUST HAD IT CLEANED!" "ONMYCAR?" "!" "OH, I JUST HAD IT CLEANED!" "[GRUNTING]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] GODDAMN HELL!" "IT'S OVER, BOY." "GODDAMN HELL!" "IT'S OVER, BOY." "JUST LEAVE ME HERE." "IT'S OVER, BOY." "JUST LEAVE ME HERE." "I'M FINISHED!" "[SIGHS] I WILL HELP YOU, GRANDPA." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "I WILL HELP YOU, GRANDPA." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS." "OH." "YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS." "OH." "RELAX." "OH." "RELAX." "IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT." "RELAX." "IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT." "HAPPENS TO EVERYONE." "IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT." "HAPPENS TO EVERYONE." "[GRUNTING]" "HAPPENS TO EVERYONE." "[GRUNTING] NOW,JUSTONELEG ATA TIME ," "[GRUNTING] NOW,JUSTONELEG ATA TIME , GRANDPA." "NOW,JUSTONELEG ATA TIME , GRANDPA." "THAT'S RIGHT." "GRANDPA." "THAT'S RIGHT." "Shh." "Shh." "THAT'S RIGHT." "Shh." "Shh." "[ SIGHS ]" "Shh." "Shh." "[ SIGHS ] COME ON, GRANDPA." "[ SIGHS ] COME ON, GRANDPA." "WE HAVE TO GO NOW." "COME ON, GRANDPA." "WE HAVE TO GO NOW." "I'MNOTGOINGANYWHERE." "WE HAVE TO GO NOW." "I'MNOTGOINGANYWHERE." "AUNTCINDYIS WAITING." "I'MNOTGOINGANYWHERE." "AUNTCINDYIS WAITING." "SHE'LL SCREAM." "AUNTCINDYIS WAITING." "SHE'LL SCREAM." "IWANTACIGARETTE." "SHE'LL SCREAM." "IWANTACIGARETTE." "GRANDMASAIDYOUCOULDN'T" "IWANTACIGARETTE." "GRANDMASAIDYOUCOULDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES." "GRANDMASAIDYOUCOULDN'T HAVE CIGARETTES." "THEY'LL GIVE YOU CANCERS, AND" "HAVE CIGARETTES." "THEY'LL GIVE YOU CANCERS, AND THAT COULD MAKE YOU " "THEY'LL GIVE YOU CANCERS, AND THAT COULD MAKE YOU -- AREYOUACHILDORAREYOUA" "THAT COULD MAKE YOU -- AREYOUACHILDORAREYOUA MAN, BOY?" "!" "AREYOUACHILDORAREYOUA MAN, BOY?" "!" "YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING!" "MAN, BOY?" "!" "YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING!" "YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON, YOU" "YOU STOP YOUR DAMN WHINING!" "YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON, YOU KNOW!" "YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE MORON, YOU KNOW!" "YOUR GRANDMA'S NOT HERE ANYMORE," "KNOW!" "YOUR GRANDMA'S NOT HERE ANYMORE, SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHIT" "YOUR GRANDMA'S NOT HERE ANYMORE, SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!" "SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!" "LIKE A MAN!" "TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!" "LIKE A MAN!" "SMELLSLIKEAURINAL!" "LIKE A MAN!" "SMELLSLIKEAURINAL!" "OHH!" "SMELLSLIKEAURINAL!" "OHH!" "YOURMOTHER'SREALLY" "OHH!" "YOURMOTHER'SREALLY SOMETHING." "YOURMOTHER'SREALLY SOMETHING." "SHE BOUGHT EVERY CAR-LEATHER" "SOMETHING." "SHE BOUGHT EVERY CAR-LEATHER CLEANER AND AIR PURIFIER THAT I" "SHE BOUGHT EVERY CAR-LEATHER CLEANER AND AIR PURIFIER THAT I HAVE." "CLEANER AND AIR PURIFIER THAT I HAVE." "SHE'SMYAUNTCINDY." "HAVE." "SHE'SMYAUNTCINDY." "MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4" "SHE'SMYAUNTCINDY." "MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4 AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK." "MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4 AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK." "CANI HELPYOU?" "AND DOESN'T WANT ME BACK." "CANI HELPYOU?" "YES,I WOULDLIKESOME" "CANI HELPYOU?" "YES,I WOULDLIKESOME CIGARETTES, PLEASE." "YES,I WOULDLIKESOME CIGARETTES, PLEASE." "YOUDON'TLOOKLIKETHE" "CIGARETTES, PLEASE." "YOUDON'TLOOKLIKETHE SMOKING TYPE." "YOUDON'TLOOKLIKETHE SMOKING TYPE." "THAT'S A NASTY HABIT." "SMOKING TYPE." "THAT'S A NASTY HABIT." "YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" "THAT'S A NASTY HABIT." "YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" "YES,I KNOWVERYWELLTHE" "YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" "YES,I KNOWVERYWELLTHE DANGERS OF SMOKING, BUT GRANDPA" "YES,I KNOWVERYWELLTHE DANGERS OF SMOKING, BUT GRANDPA WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM." "DANGERS OF SMOKING, BUT GRANDPA WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM." "HE WANTS A CIGARETTE." "WON'T COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM." "HE WANTS A CIGARETTE." "I TOLD HIM GRANDMA WOULD NOT" "HE WANTS A CIGARETTE." "I TOLD HIM GRANDMA WOULD NOT APPROVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD" "I TOLD HIM GRANDMA WOULD NOT APPROVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD AND BURIED, BUT HE TOLD ME TO" "APPROVE, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DEAD AND BURIED, BUT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MONEY AND" "AND BURIED, BUT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MONEY AND I'M OVER 18, SO GIVE ME SOME" "TELL YOU THAT I HAVE MONEY AND I'M OVER 18, SO GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES." "I'M OVER 18, SO GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES." "EASY,OLDMAN." "GODDAMN CIGARETTES." "EASY,OLDMAN." "NO HEART ATTACKS ON MY SHIFT," "EASY,OLDMAN." "NO HEART ATTACKS ON MY SHIFT, OKAY." "NO HEART ATTACKS ON MY SHIFT, OKAY." "[EXHALESSHARPLY]" "OKAY." "[EXHALESSHARPLY] PISS OFF." "[EXHALESSHARPLY] PISS OFF." "INSOLENT KID." "PISS OFF." "INSOLENT KID." "[LAUGHS]" "INSOLENT KID." "[LAUGHS] HEY, COME SIT DOWN, MAN." "[LAUGHS] HEY, COME SIT DOWN, MAN." "WHAT ARE YOU, A LAMP POST?" "HEY, COME SIT DOWN, MAN." "WHAT ARE YOU, A LAMP POST?" "COME HERE, MAN." "SAM." "YOU ARE A MAN." "DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER" "YOU ARE A MAN." "DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?" "DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "STUPID JOB, BUT IT PAYS THE" "IDON'TKNOW." "STUPID JOB, BUT IT PAYS THE BILLS, RIGHT?" "STUPID JOB, BUT IT PAYS THE BILLS, RIGHT?" "IDON'THAVEAJOB." "BILLS, RIGHT?" "IDON'THAVEAJOB." "AREYOULOOKING?" "IDON'THAVEAJOB." "AREYOULOOKING?" "YES." "AREYOULOOKING?" "YES." "I CAN'T WATCH COOKING SHOWS FOR" "YES." "I CAN'T WATCH COOKING SHOWS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." "I CAN'T WATCH COOKING SHOWS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." "I WANT TO SCREW." "THE REST OF MY LIFE." "I WANT TO SCREW." "YOUDEFINITELYGOTYOUR" "I WANT TO SCREW." "YOUDEFINITELYGOTYOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT." "YOUDEFINITELYGOTYOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT." "WELL, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING," "PRIORITIES STRAIGHT." "WELL, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, RIGHT?" "WELL, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, EVERYBODY CAN DO" "RIGHT?" "I MEAN, EVERYBODY CAN DO SOMETHING." "I MEAN, EVERYBODY CAN DO SOMETHING." "WHO KNOWS?" "SOMETHING." "WHO KNOWS?" "ONE DAY, YOU MAY EVEN SCREW." "WHO KNOWS?" "ONE DAY, YOU MAY EVEN SCREW." "UNCLEPAULSAYSISHOULDN'T" "ONE DAY, YOU MAY EVEN SCREW." "UNCLEPAULSAYSISHOULDN'T THINK ABOUT SCREWING." "UNCLEPAULSAYSISHOULDN'T THINK ABOUT SCREWING." "AND FOR SURE, NOT ASK AUNT CINDY" "THINK ABOUT SCREWING." "AND FOR SURE, NOT ASK AUNT CINDY WHAT IT REALLY MEANS." "AND FOR SURE, NOT ASK AUNT CINDY WHAT IT REALLY MEANS." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WHAT IT REALLY MEANS." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MY" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MY FRIEND." "I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, MY FRIEND." "THIS IS GOING TO TEACH YOU" "FRIEND." "THIS IS GOING TO TEACH YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW" "THIS IS GOING TO TEACH YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCREWING." "EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCREWING." "STAY TRUE TO WHAT YOU" "ABOUT SCREWING." "STAY TRUE TO WHAT YOU WANT..." "ALWAYS." "STAY TRUE TO WHAT YOU WANT..." "ALWAYS." "ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CUSTOMER, SO" "WANT..." "ALWAYS." "ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CUSTOMER, SO I GOT TO GO." "ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CUSTOMER, SO I GOT TO GO." "BUT YOU TAKE CA" " YEAH, LOOK AT" "I GOT TO GO." "BUT YOU TAKE CA" " YEAH, LOOK AT THAT." "BUT YOU TAKE CA" " YEAH, LOOK AT THAT." "LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE." "THAT." "LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE." "THAT'S YOU!" "LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE." "THAT'S YOU!" "YES." "THAT'S YOU!" "YES." "OH." "YES." "OH." "WEHAVELOVELYPICTURES" "OH." "WEHAVELOVELYPICTURES AROUND, ALL ALONG THE HALLWAY." "WEHAVELOVELYPICTURES AROUND, ALL ALONG THE HALLWAY." "YES,YES." "AROUND, ALL ALONG THE HALLWAY." "YES,YES." "CARPETING." "YES,YES." "CARPETING." "I-IT'SLIKEAHOTELFOROLD" "CARPETING." "I-IT'SLIKEAHOTELFOROLD PEOPLE." "I-IT'SLIKEAHOTELFOROLD PEOPLE." "YEAH,WETRYTOMAKE ITA" "PEOPLE." "YEAH,WETRYTOMAKE ITA UNIQUE AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE" "YEAH,WETRYTOMAKE ITA UNIQUE AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE HERE." "UNIQUE AND RELAXING EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE HERE." "ABSOLUTELYFABULOUS." "FOR EVERYONE HERE." "ABSOLUTELYFABULOUS." "YOU HAVE A ROOM OPEN TODAY?" "ABSOLUTELYFABULOUS." "YOU HAVE A ROOM OPEN TODAY?" "WEDOHAVEAROOM AVAILABLE." "ANDREPEAT." "AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE." "[GROANS]" "AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE." "[GROANS] PATHETIC." "[GROANS] PATHETIC." "YES." "PATHETIC." "YES." "LUKE,KEEPAN EYEONTHE" "YES." "LUKE,KEEPAN EYEONTHE RELATIVES." "LUKE,KEEPAN EYEONTHE RELATIVES." "I'MGOINGTO GETAJOB." "RELATIVES." "I'MGOINGTO GETAJOB." "OH,THAT'STHETICKET,BOY." "I'MGOINGTO GETAJOB." "OH,THAT'STHETICKET,BOY." "FIRST THE JOB..." "OH,THAT'STHETICKET,BOY." "FIRST THE JOB..." "THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE" "FIRST THE JOB..." "THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE GIRL." "THEN YOU FIND YOURSELF A NICE GIRL." "GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO" "GIRL." "GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO TRAVEL AND " "GIRL WHO DOESN'T NAG, LIKES TO TRAVEL AND -- SCREW." "TRAVEL AND -- SCREW." "LUKE,WHOTAUGHTYOU THAT" "SCREW." "LUKE,WHOTAUGHTYOU THAT LANGUAGE?" "LUKE,WHOTAUGHTYOU THAT LANGUAGE?" ""MAKE LOVE," SON." "LANGUAGE?" ""MAKE LOVE," SON." "THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT." ""MAKE LOVE," SON." "THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT." "OKAY." "THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT." "OKAY." "YOUKNOWWHYYOURMOTHERLEFT" "OKAY." "YOUKNOWWHYYOURMOTHERLEFT YOU?" "YOUKNOWWHYYOURMOTHERLEFT YOU?" "SHEWASYOUNG." "YOU?" "SHEWASYOUNG." "ANDSTUPID." "SHEWASYOUNG." "ANDSTUPID." "SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR" "ANDSTUPID." "SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR FATHER WAS." "SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US WHO YOUR FATHER WAS." "PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID." "FATHER WAS." "PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID." "IT'S TRUE." "PROBABLY SOME OTHER IDIOT KID." "IT'S TRUE." "YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD." "IT'S TRUE." "YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD." "I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE" "YOU WERE A CRAZY CHILD." "I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE BATH MORE THAN ONCE." "I FELT LIKE DROWNING YOU IN THE BATH MORE THAN ONCE." "LOOK AT YOU NOW." "BATH MORE THAN ONCE." "LOOK AT YOU NOW." "YOU'RE A MAN." "LOOK AT YOU NOW." "YOU'RE A MAN." "WELL, ALMOST, ANYWAY." "[ SIGHS ] I WON'T BE GETTING OUT OF HERE." "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, KID." "HEY,HOWABOUTWEGIVE EACH  OTHER A LITTLE ALONE TIME?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "[ PEOPLE KISSING ]" "BRAD!" "LUKE,I THOUGHTYOUWEREWITH  MY MOM." "LUKE,I THOUGHTYOUWEREWITH  MY MOM." "NO,I 'MSTANDINGRIGHTHERE." "MY MOM." "NO,I 'MSTANDINGRIGHTHERE." "WHOISTHAT?" "NO,I 'MSTANDINGRIGHTHERE." "WHOISTHAT?" "IT'SMYCOUSIN." "WHOISTHAT?" "IT'SMYCOUSIN." "YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU" "IT'SMYCOUSIN." "YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT?" "YOU KNOW, THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT?" "THERETARD?" "ABOUT?" "THERETARD?" "NO,HE'SNOTRETARDED," "THERETARD?" "NO,HE'SNOTRETARDED, EXACTLY." "NO,HE'SNOTRETARDED, EXACTLY." "HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING." "EXACTLY." "HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING." "RIGHT, LUKE?" "AUTISTIC?" "HE'S AUTISTIC OR SOMETHING." "RIGHT, LUKE?" "AUTISTIC?" "GRANDMASAIDTHATIDEFY" "RIGHT, LUKE?" "AUTISTIC?" "GRANDMASAIDTHATIDEFY  CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION." "GRANDMASAIDTHATIDEFY  CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION." "I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE" "CLINICAL CATEGORIZATION." "I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT" "I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS ANYONE ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT MORE." "ELSE, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT MORE." "LISTEN,LUKE,YOUCANNOTTELL" "MORE." "LISTEN,LUKE,YOUCANNOTTELL  MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?" "LISTEN,LUKE,YOUCANNOTTELL  MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?" "SHE CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH" "MOM ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?" "SHE CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH SOMETIMES." "SHE CAN BE A TOTAL BITCH SOMETIMES." "JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU" "SOMETIMES." "JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU KNOW?" "JUST BE A LITTLE WHITE LIE, YOU KNOW?" "ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL" "KNOW?" "ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ON ME, RIGHT?" "ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ON ME, RIGHT?" "TELLWHAT?" "ON ME, RIGHT?" "TELLWHAT?" "OH." "PRETTYSHARP,COUSIN." "TELLWHAT?" "OH." "PRETTYSHARP,COUSIN." "HEY, UM, DO YOU WANT TO COME" "OH." "PRETTYSHARP,COUSIN." "HEY, UM, DO YOU WANT TO COME CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?" "HEY, UM, DO YOU WANT TO COME CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?" "UH..." "CHILL WITH US FOR A WHILE?" "UH..." "YEAH,YEAH,GO SITDOWNWITH" "UH..." "YEAH,YEAH,GO SITDOWNWITH  CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME" "YEAH,YEAH,GO SITDOWNWITH  CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH." "CHARLENE, AND I'LL GO GRAB SOME BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH." "[SIGHS]" "BEER FROM MY DAD'S SECRET STASH." "[SIGHS] SO, WANT TO SIT?" "[SIGHS] SO, WANT TO SIT?" "HMM?" "SO, WANT TO SIT?" "HMM?" "[LAUGHS]" "HMM?" "[LAUGHS] UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR" "[LAUGHS] UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER." "UM, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER." "AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A..." "YOU" "GRANDMOTHER." "AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A..." "YOU KNOW." "AND SORRY I CALLED YOU A..." "YOU KNOW." "PEOPLEWHOCALLMETHAT ARE" "KNOW." "PEOPLEWHOCALLMETHAT ARE IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED" "PEOPLEWHOCALLMETHAT ARE IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED THEMSELVES." "IGNORANT FOOLS OR RETARDED THEMSELVES." "I'M QUITE SMART." "THEMSELVES." "I'M QUITE SMART." "I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND" "I'M QUITE SMART." "I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED" "I HAVE A HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED COOKING TECHNIQUE BY MAIL." "A CERTIFICATE FROM ADVANCED COOKING TECHNIQUE BY MAIL." "[LAUGHS]" "COOKING TECHNIQUE BY MAIL." "[LAUGHS] YOU'RE CUTE." "[LAUGHS] YOU'RE CUTE." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOU'RE CUTE." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "NO." "I DIDNOT." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "NO." "I DIDNOT." "I'M CUTE." "NO." "I DIDNOT." "I'M CUTE." "SO,LUKE..." "I'M CUTE." "SO,LUKE..." "HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?" "SO,LUKE..." "HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?" "THREEMINUTES?" "HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING US?" "THREEMINUTES?" "SHOULDHAVEKEPTQUIET." "THREEMINUTES?" "SHOULDHAVEKEPTQUIET." "COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR" "SHOULDHAVEKEPTQUIET." "COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR TWO." "COULD HAVE LEARNED A THING OR TWO." "MM,YES,IAMA FAST LEARNER." "TWO." "MM,YES,IAMA FAST LEARNER." "[LAUGHS]" "MM,YES,IAMA FAST LEARNER." "[LAUGHS] COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?" "[LAUGHS] COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?" "NO?" "COULD YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR?" "NO?" "YES!" "YES." "NO?" "YES!" "YES." "COULDYOUPASSMEMYBRA?" "YES!" "YES." "COULDYOUPASSMEMYBRA?" "IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE." "LUKE,AREYOUTOUCHINGMY GIRLFRIEND?" "YES." "NO!" "GIRLFRIEND?" "YES." "NO!" "CHARLENEISSMOKING-HOT," "YES." "NO!" "CHARLENEISSMOKING-HOT, ISN'T SHE?" "CHARLENEISSMOKING-HOT, ISN'T SHE?" "DOYOUTHINKI'M PRETTY?" "ISN'T SHE?" "DOYOUTHINKI'M PRETTY?" "YOUAREVERYEASYONTHE" "DOYOUTHINKI'M PRETTY?" "YOUAREVERYEASYONTHE EYES." "YOUAREVERYEASYONTHE EYES." "[LAUGHS]" "EYES." "[LAUGHS] CHARLENE'SGOTTHEBESTTITS" "[LAUGHS] CHARLENE'SGOTTHEBESTTITS  IN SCHOOL." "CHARLENE'SGOTTHEBESTTITS  IN SCHOOL." "BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN" "IN SCHOOL." "BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN HOT BITCH." "BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN HOT BITCH." "WHERE?" "HOT BITCH." "WHERE?" "WHEREDOYOUFINDAGIRL?" "WHERE?" "WHEREDOYOUFINDAGIRL?" "MM,SMOKING-HOTBITCHLIKE" "WHEREDOYOUFINDAGIRL?" "MM,SMOKING-HOTBITCHLIKE CHARLENE." "MM,SMOKING-HOTBITCHLIKE CHARLENE." "[LAUGHS]" "CHARLENE." "[LAUGHS] I WAS JOKING." "[LAUGHS] I WAS JOKING." "BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PUT" "I WAS JOKING." "BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE" "BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE YOU'RE A NICE GUY." "YOU DOWN OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE YOU'RE A NICE GUY." "BUT, UM, GIRLS, REALLY?" "YOU'RE A NICE GUY." "BUT, UM, GIRLS, REALLY?" "YES." "BUT, UM, GIRLS, REALLY?" "YES." "GIRLS." "REALLY." "YES." "GIRLS." "REALLY." "[LAUGHS]" "GIRLS." "REALLY." "[LAUGHS] MM." "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] HI." "SO,DIDTHENURSINGHOME NOT" "HI." "SO,DIDTHENURSINGHOME NOT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?" "SO,DIDTHENURSINGHOME NOT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?" "NO,ITWASFINE." "MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?" "NO,ITWASFINE." "IT WAS JUST FINE." "NO,ITWASFINE." "IT WAS JUST FINE." "THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP," "IT WAS JUST FINE." "THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP, OKAY?" "THANK YOU FOR SETTING IT UP, OKAY?" "PRAISE,INDEED." "OKAY?" "PRAISE,INDEED." "OH, I FOUND BEN AND HIS LOVELY" "PRAISE,INDEED." "OH, I FOUND BEN AND HIS LOVELY GIRLFRIEND DRINKING WHEN I GOT" "OH, I FOUND BEN AND HIS LOVELY GIRLFRIEND DRINKING WHEN I GOT HOME, WITH LUKE." "GIRLFRIEND DRINKING WHEN I GOT HOME, WITH LUKE." "WHAT?" "HOME, WITH LUKE." "WHAT?" "YEAH,THEYGOTHIM DRUNK." "WHAT?" "YEAH,THEYGOTHIM DRUNK." "HE COULD BARELY SPEAK." "YEAH,THEYGOTHIM DRUNK." "HE COULD BARELY SPEAK." "HE JUST KEPT STARING AT HER" "HE COULD BARELY SPEAK." "HE JUST KEPT STARING AT HER TITS." "HE JUST KEPT STARING AT HER TITS." "BADBOY,LUKE." "[ SIZZLING ]" "HMM..." "[ SNIFFS ] WHATDIDYOUPUT INTHESE?" "CRACK?" "WHATDIDYOUPUT INTHESE?" "CRACK?" "JUSTBUTTERANDLOVE." "CRACK?" "JUSTBUTTERANDLOVE." "COUSIN,I THINKYOU'REOKAY," "JUSTBUTTERANDLOVE." "COUSIN,I THINKYOU'REOKAY, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HEADS" "COUSIN,I THINKYOU'REOKAY, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP." "SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP." "MY PARENTS ARE A BURNT TOAST" "UP." "MY PARENTS ARE A BURNT TOAST AWAY FROM KILLING EACH OTHER." "MY PARENTS ARE A BURNT TOAST AWAY FROM KILLING EACH OTHER." "THINK BLOODY, NATIONAL EVENING" "AWAY FROM KILLING EACH OTHER." "THINK BLOODY, NATIONAL EVENING NEWS." "THINK BLOODY, NATIONAL EVENING NEWS." "MOM IS ON HEAVY, HEAVY" "NEWS." "MOM IS ON HEAVY, HEAVY ANTIDEPRESSANTS BUT IS STILL A" "MOM IS ON HEAVY, HEAVY ANTIDEPRESSANTS BUT IS STILL A PSYCHO BITCH." "ANTIDEPRESSANTS BUT IS STILL A PSYCHO BITCH." "AND DAD, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T" "PSYCHO BITCH." "AND DAD, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T SEEM IT, IS THE WORST OF ALL." "AND DAD, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T SEEM IT, IS THE WORST OF ALL." "YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE." "SEEM IT, IS THE WORST OF ALL." "YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE." "NONE OF US ARE." "YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE." "NONE OF US ARE." "COUSINMEGAN..." "COULDIASK" "NONE OF US ARE." "COUSINMEGAN..." "COULDIASK  YOU A QUESTION?" "COUSINMEGAN..." "COULDIASK  YOU A QUESTION?" "SURE." "HOWCANIFINDAJOB ?" "WELL,THERE'SMILLIONSOF SITES FOR THAT ON THE INTERNET." "WELL,THERE'SMILLIONSOF SITES FOR THAT ON THE INTERNET." "DON'T YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?" "SITES FOR THAT ON THE INTERNET." "DON'T YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?" "THE CLASSIFIEDS." "DON'T YOU HAVE A LAPTOP?" "THE CLASSIFIEDS." "MY DAD STILL GETS THE LOCAL" "THE CLASSIFIEDS." "MY DAD STILL GETS THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER." "MY DAD STILL GETS THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER." "HE'S SO BACKWARDS." "NEWSPAPER." "HE'S SO BACKWARDS." "MM." "HE'S SO BACKWARDS." "MM. SEE?" "MM. SEE?" "HERE ARE THE JOBS." "SEE?" "HERE ARE THE JOBS." "HERE ARE THEIR NUMBERS." "HERE ARE THE JOBS." "HERE ARE THEIR NUMBERS." "SUPER-EASY." "HERE ARE THEIR NUMBERS." "SUPER-EASY." "EVEN A RETARD COULD DO IT." "SUPER-EASY." "EVEN A RETARD COULD DO IT." "SORRY." "EVEN A RETARD COULD DO IT." "SORRY." "MORNING,SWEETIE." "SORRY." "MORNING,SWEETIE." "LUKE." "MORNING,SWEETIE." "LUKE." "HI, HON." "LUKE." "HI, HON." "HEY, BRAD." "HI, HON." "HEY, BRAD." "WELL..." "HEY, BRAD." "WELL..." "I, UH, I BEST, UM..." "WELL..." "I, UH, I BEST, UM..." "I BEST GET GOING." "I, UH, I BEST, UM..." "I BEST GET GOING." "YES." "I BEST GET GOING." "YES." "HEY,LUKE,STILLINONE" "YES." "HEY,LUKE,STILLINONE PIECE, BUDDY?" "HEY,LUKE,STILLINONE PIECE, BUDDY?" "I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THAT" "PIECE, BUDDY?" "I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THAT CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH " "I WAS AFRAID AFTER ALL THAT CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH -- WATCHIT,SMARTASS ." "CORRUPTION WE PUT YOU THROUGH -- WATCHIT,SMARTASS ." "GET YOUR SHIT AND LET'S GO." "WATCHIT,SMARTASS ." "GET YOUR SHIT AND LET'S GO." "YOU READY, MEGAN?" "GET YOUR SHIT AND LET'S GO." "YOU READY, MEGAN?" "NO,BUTTHAT'SNEVERSEEMED" "YOU READY, MEGAN?" "NO,BUTTHAT'SNEVERSEEMED TO MATTER." "NO,BUTTHAT'SNEVERSEEMED TO MATTER." "Thanks for the breakfast." "DID" "DIDYOUCOOK?" "YES?" "REALLY?" "YES?" "REALLY?" "IWROTEUP THEHOUSERULES" "REALLY?" "IWROTEUP THEHOUSERULES LAST NIGHT." "IWROTEUP THEHOUSERULES LAST NIGHT." "THEY ARE HERE." "LAST NIGHT." "THEY ARE HERE." "THEY ARE SIMPLE AND SPECIFIC." "THEY ARE HERE." "THEY ARE SIMPLE AND SPECIFIC." "I'LL BE BACK AT 2:00." "PLEASE DON'T BURN DOWN THE HOUSE." "NOBURNING." "OKAY." "HOUSE." "NOBURNING." "OKAY." "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "NOBURNING." "OKAY." "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] [ WATCH BEEPING ]" "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] [ WATCH BEEPING ] [ GROANS ]" "[ WATCH BEEPING ] [ GROANS ] [ BEEPING CONTINUES ]" "ARLENE." "ARLENE CAN WAIT." "I NEED A JOB." "ARLENE CAN WAIT." "I NEED A JOB." "MM. MM." ""EASYJOBSPLACEMENTISYOUR  ANSWER." "COME IN FOR A PERSONAL" "ANSWER." "COME IN FOR A PERSONAL INTERVIEW." "COME IN FOR A PERSONAL INTERVIEW." "542 MAIN STREET." "INTERVIEW." "542 MAIN STREET." "DON'T WAIT."" "542 MAIN STREET." "DON'T WAIT." LEFT ON 5th." "DON'T WAIT." LEFT ON 5th." "BREATHE." "LEFT ON 5th." "BREATHE." "NO RUNNING AWAY TO MAGGIE'S." "BREATHE." "NO RUNNING AWAY TO MAGGIE'S." "NO DRINKING BEER." "NO RUNNING AWAY TO MAGGIE'S." "NO DRINKING BEER." "NO READING PORN." "NO DRINKING BEER." "NO READING PORN." "ALL THE RULES ARE FOLLOWED, YES." "NO READING PORN." "ALL THE RULES ARE FOLLOWED, YES." "MM." "ALL THE RULES ARE FOLLOWED, YES." "MM. WALK FASTER." "MM. WALK FASTER." "AUNT CINDY GETS BACK AT" "WALK FASTER." "AUNT CINDY GETS BACK AT 2:00 P.M." "AUNT CINDY GETS BACK AT 2:00 P.M. BREATHE AGAIN." "2:00 P.M. BREATHE AGAIN." "NEXT LEFT." "BREATHE AGAIN." "NEXT LEFT." "YEAH,SO,APPARENTLYI'M NOT" "NEXT LEFT." "YEAH,SO,APPARENTLYI'M NOT  GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL." "YEAH,SO,APPARENTLYI'M NOT  GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL." "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID." "GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL." "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID." "YEAH, HE TOLD ME THAT, AND I WAS" "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID." "YEAH, HE TOLD ME THAT, AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY." "YEAH, HE TOLD ME THAT, AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY." "WHO'S THE ONE LIVING AT HOME" "LIKE, "I'M SORRY." "WHO'S THE ONE LIVING AT HOME WITH HIS MOTHER, UNEMPLOYED?"" "WHO'S THE ONE LIVING AT HOME WITH HIS MOTHER, UNEMPLOYED?" [ LAUGHS ]" "WITH HIS MOTHER, UNEMPLOYED?" [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, SO, THAT'S KIND OF OVER." "[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, SO, THAT'S KIND OF OVER." "I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?" "YEAH, SO, THAT'S KIND OF OVER." "I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?" "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?" "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] CAN I HELP YOU?" "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] CAN I HELP YOU?" "YES." "YOUMUST." "CAN I HELP YOU?" "YES." "YOUMUST." "IT TOOK ME 52 MINUTES TO GET" "YES." "YOUMUST." "IT TOOK ME 52 MINUTES TO GET HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE BACK" "IT TOOK ME 52 MINUTES TO GET HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE BACK BEFORE MY " "HERE, AND I HAVE TO BE BACK BEFORE MY -- DOYOUHAVEBUSINESSHERE ,OR" "BEFORE MY -- DOYOUHAVEBUSINESSHERE ,OR DID SOMEBODY TIP YOU OFF ABOUT" "DOYOUHAVEBUSINESSHERE ,OR DID SOMEBODY TIP YOU OFF ABOUT MY TITS, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D" "DID SOMEBODY TIP YOU OFF ABOUT MY TITS, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D JUST COME TAKE A PEEK?" "MY TITS, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D JUST COME TAKE A PEEK?" "INEEDAJOB ." "JUST COME TAKE A PEEK?" "INEEDAJOB ." "OH." "INEEDAJOB ." "OH." "WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT" "OH." "WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, THEN, 'CAUSE FINDING" "WELL, YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, THEN, 'CAUSE FINDING PEEPING-TOMS JOBS IS ALL WE DO" "PLACE, THEN, 'CAUSE FINDING PEEPING-TOMS JOBS IS ALL WE DO HERE." "PEEPING-TOMS JOBS IS ALL WE DO HERE." "MYNAMEIS NOTTOM ." "HERE." "MYNAMEIS NOTTOM ." "IT'S LUKE." "MYNAMEIS NOTTOM ." "IT'S LUKE." "OKAY,LUKE." "IT'S LUKE." "OKAY,LUKE." "UM, HAVE A SEAT AND FILL THIS" "OKAY,LUKE." "UM, HAVE A SEAT AND FILL THIS OUT." "UM, HAVE A SEAT AND FILL THIS OUT." "I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB" "OUT." "I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB COUNSELOR'S READY." "I'LL CALL YOU WHEN OUR NEXT JOB COUNSELOR'S READY." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]" "COUNSELOR'S READY." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] EASYJOBS." "THISISMARIA." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] EASYJOBS." "THISISMARIA." "UH, I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THAT" "EASYJOBS." "THISISMARIA." "UH, I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THAT SHE'S IN TODAY." "UH, I'M NOT TOTALLY SURE THAT SHE'S IN TODAY." "CAN YOU HOLD FOR ONE SECOND?" "SHE'S IN TODAY." "CAN YOU HOLD FOR ONE SECOND?" "YEAH, IT'LL JUST BE ONE SEC." "CAN YOU HOLD FOR ONE SECOND?" "YEAH, IT'LL JUST BE ONE SEC." "DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?" "YEAH, IT'LL JUST BE ONE SEC." "DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?" "MARIA,DOYOUNOT NAG AND" "DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING?" "MARIA,DOYOUNOT NAG AND  LIKE TO TRAVEL?" "MARIA,DOYOUNOT NAG AND  LIKE TO TRAVEL?" "I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WITH" "LIKE TO TRAVEL?" "I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WITH THOSE SPECIFICATIONS." "I'M LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WITH THOSE SPECIFICATIONS." "DON'TYOUTHINKWESHOULD" "THOSE SPECIFICATIONS." "DON'TYOUTHINKWESHOULD FIND YOU A JOB BEFORE YOU START" "DON'TYOUTHINKWESHOULD FIND YOU A JOB BEFORE YOU START ASKING ME OUT ON DATES?" "FIND YOU A JOB BEFORE YOU START ASKING ME OUT ON DATES?" "YES." "ASKING ME OUT ON DATES?" "YES." "ONE STEP AT A TIME." "YES." "ONE STEP AT A TIME." "FIRST THE JOB." "ONE STEP AT A TIME." "FIRST THE JOB." "RIGHT." "FIRST THE JOB." "RIGHT." "UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE" "RIGHT." "UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE OFFICE TODAY." "UH, SHE'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE OFFICE TODAY." "I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE" "OFFICE TODAY." "I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE MAIL." "I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO HER VOICE MAIL." "GREAT." "MAIL." "GREAT." ""FIRSTNAME"" " LUKE." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]" "ISEEYOUGRADUATEDFROM HIGH  SCHOOL LAST YEAR." "MAY I ASK WHAT TOOK SO LONG?" "SCHOOL LAST YEAR." "MAY I ASK WHAT TOOK SO LONG?" "YES,YOUMAY." "MAY I ASK WHAT TOOK SO LONG?" "YES,YOUMAY." "WHATTOOKSO LONG?" "YES,YOUMAY." "WHATTOOKSO LONG?" "GRANDMAMAGGIESAIDTHAT" "WHATTOOKSO LONG?" "GRANDMAMAGGIESAIDTHAT THERE WAS NO RUSH AND I SHOULD" "GRANDMAMAGGIESAIDTHAT THERE WAS NO RUSH AND I SHOULD GO AT MY OWN SPECIAL PACE." "THERE WAS NO RUSH AND I SHOULD GO AT MY OWN SPECIAL PACE." "SHE ALSO GOT SICK AND HAD" "GO AT MY OWN SPECIAL PACE." "SHE ALSO GOT SICK AND HAD TROUBLE TEACHING ME BIOLOGY AND" "SHE ALSO GOT SICK AND HAD TROUBLE TEACHING ME BIOLOGY AND ALGEBRA." "TROUBLE TEACHING ME BIOLOGY AND ALGEBRA." "I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE," "ALGEBRA." "I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE, JUST HER." "I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE, JUST HER." "I GOT A CLASS RING THAT SAYS" "JUST HER." "I GOT A CLASS RING THAT SAYS "HOPE HIGH," BUT THE SCHOOL THAT" "I GOT A CLASS RING THAT SAYS "HOPE HIGH," BUT THE SCHOOL THAT ACTUALLY SENT THE TEST WAS" ""HOPE HIGH," BUT THE SCHOOL THAT ACTUALLY SENT THE TEST WAS CALLED ADULT LEARNING CENTER." "ACTUALLY SENT THE TEST WAS CALLED ADULT LEARNING CENTER." "LUKE." "CALLED ADULT LEARNING CENTER." "LUKE." "I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU." "LUKE." "I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU." "YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT NO PREVIOUS" "I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU." "YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE, NO REFERENCES, NO" "YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE, NO REFERENCES, NO HIGHER EDUCATION OR VOCATIONAL" "EXPERIENCE, NO REFERENCES, NO HIGHER EDUCATION OR VOCATIONAL TRAINING, NO COMPUTER SKILLS OR" "HIGHER EDUCATION OR VOCATIONAL TRAINING, NO COMPUTER SKILLS OR LANGUAGES." "TRAINING, NO COMPUTER SKILLS OR LANGUAGES." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "LANGUAGES." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "ICANCOOK." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "ICANCOOK." "GRANDMA MAGGIE TAUGHT ME 23 OF" "ICANCOOK." "GRANDMA MAGGIE TAUGHT ME 23 OF HER FAVORITE DINNER entrées," "GRANDMA MAGGIE TAUGHT ME 23 OF HER FAVORITE DINNER entrées, INCLUDING BREAKFAST." "HER FAVORITE DINNER entrées, INCLUDING BREAKFAST." "NO DESSERTS YET." "INCLUDING BREAKFAST." "NO DESSERTS YET." "AND " "NO DESSERTS YET." "AND -- OKAY." "OKAY." "AND -- OKAY." "OKAY." "LOOK..." "OKAY." "OKAY." "LOOK..." "I KNOW A GUY YOU SHOULD MEET." "OH,LATE." "ALMOST LATE." "[ WATCH BEEPING ]" "ALMOST LATE." "[ WATCH BEEPING ] I'M GONNA GET IT." "[ WATCH BEEPING ] I'M GONNA GET IT." "2:00 P.M." "I'M GONNA GET IT." "2:00 P.M. 2:00 P.M." "2:00 P.M. 2:00 P.M. LUKE, FIVE BLOCKS, TWO MINUTES." "2:00 P.M. LUKE, FIVE BLOCKS, TWO MINUTES." "YOU CAN DO IT." "LUKE, FIVE BLOCKS, TWO MINUTES." "YOU CAN DO IT." "[ SIREN CHIRPING ]" "LETMEGUESS." "YOU'RE LUKE, AREN'T YOU?" "YES." "YOU'RE LUKE, AREN'T YOU?" "YES." "WE'VEBEENLOOKINGAROUNDFOR" "YES." "WE'VEBEENLOOKINGAROUNDFOR YOU." "WE'VEBEENLOOKINGAROUNDFOR YOU." "WHERE YOU BEEN, SON?" "YOU." "WHERE YOU BEEN, SON?" "EASYJOBSIN DOWNTOWN." "WHERE YOU BEEN, SON?" "EASYJOBSIN DOWNTOWN." "I'M GOING TO GET A JOB AT" "EASYJOBSIN DOWNTOWN." "I'M GOING TO GET A JOB AT SMILES, BUT I DIDN'T GO THERE" "I'M GOING TO GET A JOB AT SMILES, BUT I DIDN'T GO THERE YET BECAUSE AUNT CINDY GETS BACK" "SMILES, BUT I DIDN'T GO THERE YET BECAUSE AUNT CINDY GETS BACK AT 2:00 P.M." "YET BECAUSE AUNT CINDY GETS BACK AT 2:00 P.M. ITHINKSHEGOT HOMEEARLY," "AT 2:00 P.M. ITHINKSHEGOT HOMEEARLY, LUKE." "ITHINKSHEGOT HOMEEARLY, LUKE." "WEHAVEABIG PROBLEM." "LUKE." "WEHAVEABIG PROBLEM." "WHATEVER." "WEHAVEABIG PROBLEM." "WHATEVER." "COME ON." "WHATEVER." "COME ON." "GET IN THE CAR, AND I'LL GIVE" "COME ON." "GET IN THE CAR, AND I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME." "GET IN THE CAR, AND I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME." "LUKE." "COME ON." "GET IN THE CAR." ""SMILES." "INDEPENDENT LIVING AND SUPPORT OF EMPLOYMENT FOR SPECIAL" "INDEPENDENT LIVING AND SUPPORT OF EMPLOYMENT FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE."" "OF EMPLOYMENT FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE." [ DOOR SLAMS ]" "PEOPLE." [ DOOR SLAMS ] WHATCOULDPOSSIBLYBEGOING" "[ DOOR SLAMS ] WHATCOULDPOSSIBLYBEGOING ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND" "WHATCOULDPOSSIBLYBEGOING ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND OF YOURS?" "!" "ON IN THAT UNDERDEVELOPED MIND OF YOURS?" "!" "YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINDING A" "OF YOURS?" "!" "YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINDING A JOB?" "!" "YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINDING A JOB?" "!" "TAKING BUSES AROUND TOWN?" "!" "JOB?" "!" "TAKING BUSES AROUND TOWN?" "!" "GOD!" "TAKING BUSES AROUND TOWN?" "!" "GOD!" "LUKE!" "GOD!" "LUKE!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "LUKE!" "[ LAUGHS ] LUKE, WHERE ARE YOU?" "[ LAUGHS ] LUKE, WHERE ARE YOU?" "I'MRIGHTHERE." "WASI NOTCLEARINMY INSTRUCTIONS?" "BACKAT2: 00P.M. THAT'S WHAT IT SAID." "MYMANICURISTCANCELED." "THAT'S WHAT IT SAID." "MYMANICURISTCANCELED." "CAN I NOT COME HOME WHENEVER I" "MYMANICURISTCANCELED." "CAN I NOT COME HOME WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT?" "CAN I NOT COME HOME WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT?" "IFOLLOWEDALLOFTHE" "FEEL LIKE IT?" "IFOLLOWEDALLOFTHE INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOU " "IFOLLOWEDALLOFTHE INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOU -- NO,NO,NO ,YOUDIDN'T,AND" "INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOU -- NO,NO,NO ,YOUDIDN'T,AND YOU KNOW IT." "NO,NO,NO ,YOUDIDN'T,AND YOU KNOW IT." "GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "YOU KNOW IT." "GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK YOU UP?" "GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK YOU UP?" "I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT MAGGIE DID?" "AM I SUPPOSED TO LOCK YOU UP?" "I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT MAGGIE DID?" "DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU" "I MEAN, IS THAT WHAT MAGGIE DID?" "DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID" "DID SHE LOCK YOU UP SO YOU DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID SHIT?" "DIDN'T RUN AROUND DOING STUPID SHIT?" "NO!" "SHIT?" "NO!" "GRANDMA WOULD NEVER LOCK THE" "NO!" "GRANDMA WOULD NEVER LOCK THE DOOR!" "GRANDMA WOULD NEVER LOCK THE DOOR!" "NO!" "DOOR!" "NO!" "THAT'S A LIE!" "NO!" "THAT'S A LIE!" "THAT'S BAD!" "BAD!" "THAT'S A LIE!" "THAT'S BAD!" "BAD!" "GRANDMA WAS GOOD." "THAT'S BAD!" "BAD!" "GRANDMA WAS GOOD." "NO SCREAMING." "GRANDMA WAS GOOD." "NO SCREAMING." "[ WATER TRICKLING ]" "[SIGHS] HEY, UM, LUKE?" "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT," "HEY, UM, LUKE?" "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, OKAY?" "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, OKAY?" "IWASN'TDOINGSTUPIDSHIT ." "OKAY?" "IWASN'TDOINGSTUPIDSHIT ." "I'M A GROWN BOY " " A MAN." "IWASN'TDOINGSTUPIDSHIT ." "I'M A GROWN BOY " " A MAN." "I WANTED TO GET A JOB AT SMILES." "I'M A GROWN BOY " " A MAN." "I WANTED TO GET A JOB AT SMILES." "IF I HAVE A JOB, I CAN LIVE BY" "I WANTED TO GET A JOB AT SMILES." "IF I HAVE A JOB, I CAN LIVE BY MYSELF." "IF I HAVE A JOB, I CAN LIVE BY MYSELF." "I WON'T NEED PROPER CARE, A" "MYSELF." "I WON'T NEED PROPER CARE, A RESIDENTIAL FACILITY." "I WON'T NEED PROPER CARE, A RESIDENTIAL FACILITY." "I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SCREAMING." "RESIDENTIAL FACILITY." "I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SCREAMING." "SCREAMING IS BAD." "I DON'T WANT SOMEONE SCREAMING." "SCREAMING IS BAD." "I PROMISED MARIA I WOULD VISIT" "SCREAMING IS BAD." "I PROMISED MARIA I WOULD VISIT WHEN I HAVE A JOB." "I PROMISED MARIA I WOULD VISIT WHEN I HAVE A JOB." "I WANT TO SEE HER BREASTS AGAIN." "WHEN I HAVE A JOB." "I WANT TO SEE HER BREASTS AGAIN." "[SCOFFS]" "[ SIGHS ] AUNTCINDY,IS THISAN EMERGENCY?" "AUNTCINDY,IS THISAN EMERGENCY?" "[LAUGHS,SNIFFLES]" "EMERGENCY?" "[LAUGHS,SNIFFLES] MM, MAYBE, HONEY." "[LAUGHS,SNIFFLES] MM, MAYBE, HONEY." "SHALLI CALLUNCLEPAULON" "MM, MAYBE, HONEY." "SHALLI CALLUNCLEPAULON HIS MOBILE?" "SHALLI CALLUNCLEPAULON HIS MOBILE?" "NO,NO." "HIS MOBILE?" "NO,NO." "LET'S, UM..." "NO,NO." "LET'S, UM..." "LET'S JUST WAIT A MINUTE." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "COME HERE." "AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T" "AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T DRINK." "DRINK." "LUKE, I WON'T HURT YOU." "LUKE, I WON'T HURT YOU." "OR SCREAM." "OR SCREAM." "I PROMISE." "I PROMISE." "OKAY." "SIT!" "OKAY." "SIT!" "DRINK." "SIT!" "DRINK." "[GASPS]" "DRINK." "[GASPS] DOYOUTHINKI'M ABITCH?" "[GASPS] DOYOUTHINKI'M ABITCH?" "THE MANICURIST CANCELED ON ME" "DOYOUTHINKI'M ABITCH?" "THE MANICURIST CANCELED ON ME TODAY BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A" "THE MANICURIST CANCELED ON ME TODAY BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A BITCH, AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO" "TODAY BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A BITCH, AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO MY NAILS, "NO MO'."" "BITCH, AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO MY NAILS, "NO MO'." AND NOW OFFICER SMART-ASS TELLS" "MY NAILS, "NO MO'." AND NOW OFFICER SMART-ASS TELLS ME I HAVE TO CHILL OUT AND GIVE" "AND NOW OFFICER SMART-ASS TELLS ME I HAVE TO CHILL OUT AND GIVE YOU SOME SPACE." "ME I HAVE TO CHILL OUT AND GIVE YOU SOME SPACE." "DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A BITCH?" "YOU SOME SPACE." "DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A BITCH?" "BRADSAIDYOUWEREATOTAL" "DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A BITCH?" "BRADSAIDYOUWEREATOTAL  BITCH." "BRADSAIDYOUWEREATOTAL  BITCH." "MEGAN SAYS YOU'RE A PSYCHO B" "BITCH." "MEGAN SAYS YOU'RE A PSYCHO B-- OKAY,THANKYOU." "THANKYOU." "MEGAN SAYS YOU'RE A PSYCHO B-- OKAY,THANKYOU." "THANKYOU." "I THINK I'M A BITCH, TOO." "OKAY,THANKYOU." "THANKYOU." "I THINK I'M A BITCH, TOO." "ISCREAMSOMETIMES." "I THINK I'M A BITCH, TOO." "ISCREAMSOMETIMES." "I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO." "ISCREAMSOMETIMES." "I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "I SHOULDN'T, BUT I DO." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] BREATHING HELPS." "AND PANCAKES." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] BREATHING HELPS." "AND PANCAKES." "[CHUCKLES]" "BREATHING HELPS." "AND PANCAKES." "[CHUCKLES] I LOVE PANCAKES." "GIVE ME THAT PIECE OF PAPER YOU'RE HIDING." "DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE IT." "YOU'RE HIDING." "DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE IT." "COME ON." "SMILES." "WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME." "YES." "WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME." "YES." "IDON'TPRETENDTO" "YES." "IDON'TPRETENDTO UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT IT'S GOOD TO" "IDON'TPRETENDTO UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT IT'S GOOD TO HAVE DREAMS." "UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT IT'S GOOD TO HAVE DREAMS." "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO" "HAVE DREAMS." "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THIS SMILES PLACE?" "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO THIS SMILES PLACE?" "THATWOULDBE VERY" "THIS SMILES PLACE?" "THATWOULDBE VERY ACCEPTABLE." "THATWOULDBE VERY ACCEPTABLE." "LUKE..." "ACCEPTABLE." "LUKE..." "UM, YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE." "LUKE..." "UM, YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE." "NOT YET, AT LEAST, AND THE THING" "UM, YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE." "NOT YET, AT LEAST, AND THE THING IS I DON'T WANT YOU MENTIONING" "NOT YET, AT LEAST, AND THE THING IS I DON'T WANT YOU MENTIONING ANY OF THIS TO YOUR" "IS I DON'T WANT YOU MENTIONING ANY OF THIS TO YOUR UNCLE PAUL " " ANY OF IT, REALLY." "ANY OF THIS TO YOUR UNCLE PAUL " " ANY OF IT, REALLY." "HE'S GETTING TIRED OF ME." "UNCLE PAUL " " ANY OF IT, REALLY." "HE'S GETTING TIRED OF ME." "HE HASN'T TOUCHED ME SINCE," "HE'S GETTING TIRED OF ME." "HE HASN'T TOUCHED ME SINCE, UM..." "HE HASN'T TOUCHED ME SINCE, UM..." "[ Voice breaking ] I JUST..." "UM..." "[ Voice breaking ] I JUST..." "I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE A" "[ Voice breaking ] I JUST..." "I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE A DIVORCE." "I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE A DIVORCE." "[ SNIFFLES ]" "DIVORCE." "[ SNIFFLES ] DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "[ SNIFFLES ] DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "OKAY." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "OKAY." "OKAY." "YEAH." "WE SHOULD TALK MORE OFTEN." "MR.NICHOLS?" "WE SHOULD TALK MORE OFTEN." "MR.NICHOLS?" "LUKE IS HERE." "MR.NICHOLS?" "LUKE IS HERE." "LUCAS!" "LUKE IS HERE." "LUCAS!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "LUCAS!" "[ LAUGHS ] MYNAMEIS LUKE." "[ LAUGHS ] MYNAMEIS LUKE." "AH." "MYNAMEIS LUKE." "AH." "CHLOE TELLS US THAT BOBBY SENT" "AH." "CHLOE TELLS US THAT BOBBY SENT YOU TO US." "CHLOE TELLS US THAT BOBBY SENT YOU TO US." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "YOU TO US." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "YES,BOBBYSAIDYOU COULDGET" "IS THAT RIGHT?" "YES,BOBBYSAIDYOU COULDGET ME A JOB." "YES,BOBBYSAIDYOU COULDGET ME A JOB." "I CAN'T LIVE BY MYSELF YET." "ME A JOB." "I CAN'T LIVE BY MYSELF YET." "I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL" "I CAN'T LIVE BY MYSELF YET." "I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AUNT CINDY SAYS THAT UNCLE PAUL" "I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AUNT CINDY SAYS THAT UNCLE PAUL HAS TOUCHED HER." "AUNT CINDY SAYS THAT UNCLE PAUL HAS TOUCHED HER." "UH,WE'LLCOMEBACKTOTHIS" "HAS TOUCHED HER." "UH,WE'LLCOMEBACKTOTHIS LATER." "UH,WE'LLCOMEBACKTOTHIS LATER." "I SEE YOU WERE HOME-SCHOOLED." "LATER." "I SEE YOU WERE HOME-SCHOOLED." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "I SEE YOU WERE HOME-SCHOOLED." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "YES." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "YES." "MY GRANDMA TOOK ME OUT OF THE" "YES." "MY GRANDMA TOOK ME OUT OF THE SPECIAL SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE" "MY GRANDMA TOOK ME OUT OF THE SPECIAL SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT." "SPECIAL SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT." "LUCAS,ALLTHISISAMAZING." "TREATING ME LIKE AN IDIOT." "LUCAS,ALLTHISISAMAZING." "DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS" "LUCAS,ALLTHISISAMAZING." "DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" "DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" "FOR EXAMPLE, UH, CAN YOU" "WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" "FOR EXAMPLE, UH, CAN YOU MULTIPLY BIG NUMBERS, LIKE 999" "FOR EXAMPLE, UH, CAN YOU MULTIPLY BIG NUMBERS, LIKE 999 BY 999?" "MULTIPLY BIG NUMBERS, LIKE 999 BY 999?" "OR MEMORIZE ENTIRE BOOKS?" "BY 999?" "OR MEMORIZE ENTIRE BOOKS?" "ICANCOOKBREAKFASTAND23" "OR MEMORIZE ENTIRE BOOKS?" "ICANCOOKBREAKFASTAND23 DIFFERENT DINNER entrées." "ICANCOOKBREAKFASTAND23 DIFFERENT DINNER entrées." "NO DESSERTS YET." "DIFFERENT DINNER entrées." "NO DESSERTS YET." "YES,YES,YES." "NO DESSERTS YET." "YES,YES,YES." "OF COURSE." "YES,YES,YES." "OF COURSE." "UH, THAT'S GREAT." "OF COURSE." "UH, THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GREAT." "UH, THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GREAT." "AND NOW YOU, UH " " YOU WANT A" "THAT'S GREAT." "AND NOW YOU, UH " " YOU WANT A JOB, IS THAT RIGHT?" "AND NOW YOU, UH " " YOU WANT A JOB, IS THAT RIGHT?" "YES." "JOB, IS THAT RIGHT?" "YES." "I'VE TOLD YOU THAT THREE TIMES" "YES." "I'VE TOLD YOU THAT THREE TIMES NOW." "I'VE TOLD YOU THAT THREE TIMES NOW." "AND I TOLD CHLOE THAT 33 MINUTES" "NOW." "AND I TOLD CHLOE THAT 33 MINUTES AGO." "AND I TOLD CHLOE THAT 33 MINUTES AGO." "I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT AND" "AGO." "I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT AND LIVE MY OWN LIFE." "I WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT AND LIVE MY OWN LIFE." "I NEED A JOB URGENTLY SO I CAN" "LIVE MY OWN LIFE." "I NEED A JOB URGENTLY SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A DATE." "SINCEWHENDO YOUCOOKSOUP , MOM?" "LUKECOOKEDIT ,DIDN'THE?" "MOM?" "LUKECOOKEDIT ,DIDN'THE?" "NO,LUKEDIDN'TCOOKIT." "LUKECOOKEDIT ,DIDN'THE?" "NO,LUKEDIDN'TCOOKIT." "EITHERLUKECOOKEDIT, ORYOU" "NO,LUKEDIDN'TCOOKIT." "EITHERLUKECOOKEDIT, ORYOU FORCED THE CLEANING LADY TO COOK" "EITHERLUKECOOKEDIT, ORYOU FORCED THE CLEANING LADY TO COOK AGAIN." "FORCED THE CLEANING LADY TO COOK AGAIN." "YEAH,DON'TLIETOUS." "AGAIN." "YEAH,DON'TLIETOUS." "WE'RE NOT DUMB." "YEAH,DON'TLIETOUS." "WE'RE NOT DUMB." "THISISACTUALLYPRETTYGOOD ." "WE'RE NOT DUMB." "THISISACTUALLYPRETTYGOOD ." "YOU REALLY COOKED THIS?" "THISISACTUALLYPRETTYGOOD ." "YOU REALLY COOKED THIS?" "LUKE,WOULDYOUPLEASETELL" "YOU REALLY COOKED THIS?" "LUKE,WOULDYOUPLEASETELL  MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS" "LUKE,WOULDYOUPLEASETELL  MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS DELICIOUS MEAL?" "MY LOVING FAMILY WHO COOKED THIS DELICIOUS MEAL?" "AUNTCINDYCOOKEDTHE SOUP." "DELICIOUS MEAL?" "AUNTCINDYCOOKEDTHE SOUP." "IT'S FROM SEASON 3, EPISODE 9 " "AUNTCINDYCOOKEDTHE SOUP." "IT'S FROM SEASON 3, EPISODE 9 -- "MEDITERRANEAN MASTERPIECES."" "IT'S FROM SEASON 3, EPISODE 9 -- "MEDITERRANEAN MASTERPIECES." I CAN COOK IT BETTER." ""MEDITERRANEAN MASTERPIECES." I CAN COOK IT BETTER." "IT HAS TOO MUCH SALT." "I CAN COOK IT BETTER." "IT HAS TOO MUCH SALT." "THANKYOU." "THANKYOU ." "IT HAS TOO MUCH SALT." "THANKYOU." "THANKYOU ." "IKNEWYOUCOOKEDIT." "THANKYOU." "THANKYOU ." "IKNEWYOUCOOKEDIT." "I WAS JUST, UH " "IKNEWYOUCOOKEDIT." "I WAS JUST, UH -- OH,SHUTUP ." "I WAS JUST, UH -- OH,SHUTUP ." "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "OH,SHUTUP ." "[CLEARSTHROAT] SO,LUKE,YOUFINDA" "[CLEARSTHROAT] SO,LUKE,YOUFINDA GIRLFRIEND YET?" "SO,LUKE,YOUFINDA GIRLFRIEND YET?" "THAT'SNOTFUNNY,BRAD." "GIRLFRIEND YET?" "THAT'SNOTFUNNY,BRAD." "HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY." "THAT'SNOTFUNNY,BRAD." "HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY." "IFOUNDAGIRL." "HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY." "IFOUNDAGIRL." "WHAT?" "IFOUNDAGIRL." "WHAT?" "YOUDID?" "WHAT?" "YOUDID?" "HE DID?" "YOUDID?" "HE DID?" "IWASMEANINGTOTELL YOU," "HE DID?" "IWASMEANINGTOTELL YOU,  PAUL." "IWASMEANINGTOTELL YOU,  PAUL." "HERNAMEIS MARIA." "PAUL." "HERNAMEIS MARIA." "WHATTHEHECKISGOINGON?" "HERNAMEIS MARIA." "WHATTHEHECKISGOINGON?" "LUKEISGONNATRAINFORA" "WHATTHEHECKISGOINGON?" "LUKEISGONNATRAINFORA  JOB." "LUKEISGONNATRAINFORA  JOB." "FROMTHECLASSIFIEDS,LIKEI" "JOB." "FROMTHECLASSIFIEDS,LIKEI TOLD YOU?" "FROMTHECLASSIFIEDS,LIKEI TOLD YOU?" "WAIT,YOU'RETHEONE WHO TOLD" "TOLD YOU?" "WAIT,YOU'RETHEONE WHO TOLD HIM TO GET A JOB?" "WAIT,YOU'RETHEONE WHO TOLD HIM TO GET A JOB?" "DOINGWHAT?" "HIM TO GET A JOB?" "DOINGWHAT?" "AND " " AND HOW IS HE GETTING" "DOINGWHAT?" "AND " " AND HOW IS HE GETTING AROUND?" "AND " " AND HOW IS HE GETTING AROUND?" "ITOOKTHEBUS ." "AROUND?" "ITOOKTHEBUS ." "I FOLLOWED THE RULES." "ITOOKTHEBUS ." "I FOLLOWED THE RULES." "HONEY." "I FOLLOWED THE RULES." "HONEY." "WHERE WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?" "HONEY." "WHERE WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?" "GETTING A MANICURE?" "WHERE WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?" "GETTING A MANICURE?" "IALREADYDEALTWITHIT," "GETTING A MANICURE?" "IALREADYDEALTWITHIT, PAUL." "IALREADYDEALTWITHIT, PAUL." "WAIT,WAIT,DOESSHE HAVEBIG" "PAUL." "WAIT,WAIT,DOESSHE HAVEBIG TITS?" "WAIT,WAIT,DOESSHE HAVEBIG TITS?" "Both:" "BRAD!" "TITS?" "Both:" "BRAD!" "WHAT?" "IT'SAVALIDQUESTION." "Both:" "BRAD!" "WHAT?" "IT'SAVALIDQUESTION." "MARIAHASVERYACCEPTABLE" "WHAT?" "IT'SAVALIDQUESTION." "MARIAHASVERYACCEPTABLE BREASTS." "MARIAHASVERYACCEPTABLE BREASTS." "COUSINLUKE,IHOPEYOU" "BREASTS." "COUSINLUKE,IHOPEYOU DIDN'T FIND THIS MARIA FROM THE" "COUSINLUKE,IHOPEYOU DIDN'T FIND THIS MARIA FROM THE CLASSIFIEDS." "DIDN'T FIND THIS MARIA FROM THE CLASSIFIEDS." "GIRLS WHO POST IN THE" "CLASSIFIEDS." "GIRLS WHO POST IN THE CLASSIFIEDS USUALLY WANT MONEY." "GIRLS WHO POST IN THE CLASSIFIEDS USUALLY WANT MONEY." "OKAY,THAT'S" " THAT'SQUITE" "CLASSIFIEDS USUALLY WANT MONEY." "OKAY,THAT'S" " THAT'SQUITE ENOUGH OF THAT." "OKAY,THAT'S" " THAT'SQUITE ENOUGH OF THAT." "MARIA'SNOTASLUTLIKE" "ENOUGH OF THAT." "MARIA'SNOTASLUTLIKE  CHARLENE." "MARIA'SNOTASLUTLIKE  CHARLENE." "I WILL ASK HER OUT ON A DATE AS" "CHARLENE." "I WILL ASK HER OUT ON A DATE AS SOON AS I HAVE A REAL PAYING" "I WILL ASK HER OUT ON A DATE AS SOON AS I HAVE A REAL PAYING JOB." "SOON AS I HAVE A REAL PAYING JOB." "AUNT CINDY, COULD I HAVE SOME" "JOB." "AUNT CINDY, COULD I HAVE SOME MORE SOUP, PLEASE?" "AUNT CINDY, COULD I HAVE SOME MORE SOUP, PLEASE?" "IT'SMYPLEASURE,LUKE." "MORE SOUP, PLEASE?" "IT'SMYPLEASURE,LUKE." "ISTILLDON'TBELIEVEYOU." "WANTMETO GO IN THEREWITH YOU?" "MM,THATWON'TBENECESSARY." "YOU?" "MM,THATWON'TBENECESSARY." "YOUSUREYOUWANTTODO THIS," "MM,THATWON'TBENECESSARY." "YOUSUREYOUWANTTODO THIS,  LUKE?" "YOUSUREYOUWANTTODO THIS,  LUKE?" "YES." "LUKE?" "YES." "I NEED A JOB." "YES." "I NEED A JOB." "OH,YOUKEEPSAYINGTHAT ,BUT" "I NEED A JOB." "OH,YOUKEEPSAYINGTHAT ,BUT I DON'T GET IT." "OH,YOUKEEPSAYINGTHAT ,BUT I DON'T GET IT." "YOU NEVER WANTED A JOB BEFORE," "I DON'T GET IT." "YOU NEVER WANTED A JOB BEFORE, WHEN YOU WERE WITH MAGGIE." "YOU NEVER WANTED A JOB BEFORE, WHEN YOU WERE WITH MAGGIE." "WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT ONE" "WHEN YOU WERE WITH MAGGIE." "WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT ONE NOW?" "WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY WANT ONE NOW?" "UNCLEPAUL,IT IS GOODTHATI" "NOW?" "UNCLEPAUL,IT IS GOODTHATI HAVE DREAMS." "UNCLEPAUL,IT IS GOODTHATI HAVE DREAMS." "YEAH,I GUESS,BUT,UH..." "I HAD DREAMS ONCE." "SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO." "[ SIGHS ]" "SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO." "[ SIGHS ] NOW IT'S JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW" "[ SIGHS ] NOW IT'S JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS." "NOW IT'S JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS." "I KNOW I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING," "WHAT IT IS." "I KNOW I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, SHOWER, GET DRESSED, GO TO WORK," "I KNOW I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, SHOWER, GET DRESSED, GO TO WORK, WORK, EAT, WORK SOME MORE, COME" "SHOWER, GET DRESSED, GO TO WORK, WORK, EAT, WORK SOME MORE, COME HOME, EAT, GET UNDRESSED, GO TO" "WORK, EAT, WORK SOME MORE, COME HOME, EAT, GET UNDRESSED, GO TO SLEEP." "HOME, EAT, GET UNDRESSED, GO TO SLEEP." "THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING," "SLEEP." "THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL" "THEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN." "AND I START THE WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN." "[ WATCH BEEPING ]" "OVER AGAIN." "[ WATCH BEEPING ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH" "[ WATCH BEEPING ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME." "YOU'RENOTAVERYGOOD" "ME." "YOU'RENOTAVERYGOOD  LISTENER, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "YOU'RENOTAVERYGOOD  LISTENER, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE FOR" "LISTENER, BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE FOR DINNER TONIGHT." "I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE FOR DINNER TONIGHT." "THAT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER." "DINNER TONIGHT." "THAT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER." "THANKYOU,LUKE." "THAT'LL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER." "THANKYOU,LUKE." "UNCLEPAUL." "THANKYOU,LUKE." "UNCLEPAUL." "OH." "UNCLEPAUL." "OH." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "OH." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] HEY, LUKE." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] HEY, LUKE." "GOOD LUCK." "[ TELEPHONES RINGING ] 59MINUTESLATE." "NOT GOOD." "NOT NICE." "[ WATCH BEEPING ]" "LETMEGUESS." "YOU 'RELUKE." "DO YOU TALK?" "YES,I SPEAKVERYWELL." "DO YOU TALK?" "YES,I SPEAKVERYWELL." "THAT'SA SHAME." "YES,I SPEAKVERYWELL." "THAT'SA SHAME." "I GOT ALONG VERY WELL WITH THE" "THAT'SA SHAME." "I GOT ALONG VERY WELL WITH THE LAST RETARD FROM SMILES." "I GOT ALONG VERY WELL WITH THE LAST RETARD FROM SMILES." "HE DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD." "LAST RETARD FROM SMILES." "HE DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD." "IT WAS HEAVEN." "HE DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD." "IT WAS HEAVEN." "IAMNOTRETARDED,ANDPEOPLE" "IT WAS HEAVEN." "IAMNOTRETARDED,ANDPEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE " "IAMNOTRETARDED,ANDPEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT ARE -- IKNOWTHAT!" "WHO CALL ME THAT ARE -- IKNOWTHAT!" "AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PAPER" "IKNOWTHAT!" "AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU'D" "AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU'D REALIZE I WAS USING IRONY AND" "BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU'D REALIZE I WAS USING IRONY AND FIGURES OF SPEECH!" "REALIZE I WAS USING IRONY AND FIGURES OF SPEECH!" "BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEANT" "FIGURES OF SPEECH!" "BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEANT "PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN'T" "BUT YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I MEANT "PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN'T YOU?" ""PAPER BAG" LITERALLY, DIDN'T YOU?" "YOU CAN RELAX." "YOU?" "YOU CAN RELAX." "YOU'LL FIND YOUR COUNTLESS" "YOU CAN RELAX." "YOU'LL FIND YOUR COUNTLESS LIMITATIONS ARE ALL KNOWN TO ME." "YOU'LL FIND YOUR COUNTLESS LIMITATIONS ARE ALL KNOWN TO ME." "I HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS." "LIMITATIONS ARE ALL KNOWN TO ME." "I HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS." "IAMVERYSMART." "I HAVE VERY LOW EXPECTATIONS." "IAMVERYSMART." "AND I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB." "IAMVERYSMART." "AND I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB." "WHERE'S MY SMILES TRAINER WHO" "AND I'M HERE TO TRAIN FOR A JOB." "WHERE'S MY SMILES TRAINER WHO WILL TEST MY ABILITIES?" "WHERE'S MY SMILES TRAINER WHO WILL TEST MY ABILITIES?" "NONEOFTHESMILESTRAINERS" "WILL TEST MY ABILITIES?" "NONEOFTHESMILESTRAINERS COME HERE ANYMORE." "NONEOFTHESMILESTRAINERS COME HERE ANYMORE." "YOU'RE ALL ALONE, AND IF YOU" "COME HERE ANYMORE." "YOU'RE ALL ALONE, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M" "YOU'RE ALL ALONE, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M YOUR SUPERVISOR." "HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M YOUR SUPERVISOR." "MY NAME IS ZACK " " NEVER" "YOUR SUPERVISOR." "MY NAME IS ZACK " " NEVER ZACHARY." "MY NAME IS ZACK " " NEVER ZACHARY." "I RUN THE I.T. DEPARTMENT." "ZACHARY." "I RUN THE I.T. DEPARTMENT." "AND I OWN YOUR ASS!" "I RUN THE I.T. DEPARTMENT." "AND I OWN YOUR ASS!" "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHAKING" "AND I OWN YOUR ASS!" "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHAKING MY HAND!" "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHAKING MY HAND!" "TO THE DUNGEON, HALF-WIT!" "[ TELEPHONES RINGING ] YOU'RE SHARP, LUKE." "I'VE HAD MANY SMILES KIDS JUST" "YOU'RE SHARP, LUKE." "I'VE HAD MANY SMILES KIDS JUST STAND THERE ALL MORNING AFTER I" "I'VE HAD MANY SMILES KIDS JUST STAND THERE ALL MORNING AFTER I SAID THAT." "STAND THERE ALL MORNING AFTER I SAID THAT." "YOU SHOULD TRY USING FIGURES OF" "SAID THAT." "YOU SHOULD TRY USING FIGURES OF SPEECH AND IRONY AS MUCH AS" "YOU SHOULD TRY USING FIGURES OF SPEECH AND IRONY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE." "SPEECH AND IRONY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE." "THEY'RE NECESSARY IF YOU'RE TO" "POSSIBLE." "THEY'RE NECESSARY IF YOU'RE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD." "THEY'RE NECESSARY IF YOU'RE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD." "HUMANITY IS EVIL." "LIVE IN THIS WORLD." "HUMANITY IS EVIL." "OKAY." "HUMANITY IS EVIL." "OKAY." "DOYOUKNOWWHATIDOWHEN" "OKAY." "DOYOUKNOWWHATIDOWHEN THE PEOPLE NOISE GETS SO BAD" "DOYOUKNOWWHATIDOWHEN THE PEOPLE NOISE GETS SO BAD THAT I WANT TO SCREAM?" "THE PEOPLE NOISE GETS SO BAD THAT I WANT TO SCREAM?" "NO." "HOWWOULDIKNOW THAT ?" "THAT I WANT TO SCREAM?" "NO." "HOWWOULDIKNOW THAT ?" "STOPBEINGSUCHA" "NO." "HOWWOULDIKNOW THAT ?" "STOPBEINGSUCHA NOISE-MAKER, YOU HUMAN!" "STOPBEINGSUCHA NOISE-MAKER, YOU HUMAN!" "[ RINGING CONTINUES ]" "WHAT I DID BACK THERE WAS NOT APPROPRIATE." "IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL" "APPROPRIATE." "IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL AND POOR JUDGMENT." "IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL AND POOR JUDGMENT." "YOU DON'T EVER DO IT," "AND POOR JUDGMENT." "YOU DON'T EVER DO IT, UNDERSTAND?" "YOU DON'T EVER DO IT, UNDERSTAND?" "YES." "UNDERSTAND?" "YES." "SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW." "YES." "SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW." "THEONLYREASONIGOTAWAY" "SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW." "THEONLYREASONIGOTAWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER" "THEONLYREASONIGOTAWAY WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER OWNS THIS COMPANY." "WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER OWNS THIS COMPANY." "IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE" "OWNS THIS COMPANY." "IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM" "IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM THE BUILDING BY SECURITY." "THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM THE BUILDING BY SECURITY." "IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE." "THE BUILDING BY SECURITY." "IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE." "ISHOULDSTARTMYTRAINING" "IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE." "ISHOULDSTARTMYTRAINING NOW, YES." "ISHOULDSTARTMYTRAINING NOW, YES." "TRAINING." "NOW, YES." "TRAINING." "AAAAAAAAAAH!" "TRAINING." "AAAAAAAAAAH!" "MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS" "AAAAAAAAAAH!" "MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS SOUNDPROOFED." "MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS SOUNDPROOFED." "Iambreathing." "SOUNDPROOFED." "Iambreathing." "I'MGLADYOUSHOWSOME" "Iambreathing." "I'MGLADYOUSHOWSOME  HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE." "I'MGLADYOUSHOWSOME  HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE." "UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL" "HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE." "UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A" "UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA." "BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA." "YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING" "PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA." "YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF" "YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND" "SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND MAKING COFFEE, IF THE" "BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND MAKING COFFEE, IF THE SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A" "MAKING COFFEE, IF THE SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH HAZARD." "SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH HAZARD." "SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU" "HEALTH HAZARD." "SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING." "SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING." "IMAKEGOODCOFFEEAND23" "PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING." "IMAKEGOODCOFFEEAND23 DIFFERENT DINNER entrées," "IMAKEGOODCOFFEEAND23 DIFFERENT DINNER entrées, INCLUDING BREAKFAST " "DIFFERENT DINNER entrées, INCLUDING BREAKFAST -- WOW!" "INCLUDING BREAKFAST -- WOW!" "YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE." "WOW!" "YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE." "LET'S GET MARRIED." "YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE." "LET'S GET MARRIED." "I DON'T CARE!" "LET'S GET MARRIED." "I DON'T CARE!" "AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU" "I DON'T CARE!" "AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE." "AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE." "GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!" "ANYMORE." "GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!" "IHAVENOTYET RECEIVED" "GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!" "IHAVENOTYET RECEIVED PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO" "IHAVENOTYET RECEIVED PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL," "PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL, FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE" "SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL, FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?" "FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?" "DOI LOOKLIKEI'M ABOUTTO" "IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?" "DOI LOOKLIKEI'M ABOUTTO BE HELPFUL?" "DOI LOOKLIKEI'M ABOUTTO BE HELPFUL?" "MM,NO." "BE HELPFUL?" "MM,NO." "GETOUTOF HERE!" "MM,NO." "GETOUTOF HERE!" "[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]" "AH,YOUMUSTBETHENEW IDIOT." "YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THAT" "IDIOT." "YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THAT MAIL." "YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THAT MAIL." "I'MLUKE." "MAIL." "I'MLUKE." "I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT." "I'MLUKE." "I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT." "DIDZACKSENDYOU DOWNHERE" "I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT." "DIDZACKSENDYOU DOWNHERE  BY YOURSELF?" "DIDZACKSENDYOU DOWNHERE  BY YOURSELF?" "HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING" "BY YOURSELF?" "HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE" "HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE WORLD." "REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE WORLD." "YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION." "WORLD." "YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION." "I'MNOTAKID ,AND IHAVE NOT" "YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION." "I'MNOTAKID ,AND IHAVE NOT BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER" "I'MNOTAKID ,AND IHAVE NOT BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL" "BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL MAIL." "PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL MAIL." "THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE." "MAIL." "THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE." "OKAY,LISTENCAREFULLY," "THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE." "OKAY,LISTENCAREFULLY, BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF" "OKAY,LISTENCAREFULLY, BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF FOR ANYONE." "BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF FOR ANYONE." "YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE" "FOR ANYONE." "YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU" "YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN." "WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN." "THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY" "PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN." "THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM YOU." "THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM YOU." "THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH" "ACROSS FROM YOU." "THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH WING." "THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH WING." "THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH" "WING." "THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND" "THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON" "WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON PEOPLE'S DESKS AND GIVE THEM" "AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON PEOPLE'S DESKS AND GIVE THEM THEIR GODDAMN MAIL!" "[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]" "YOUWANTTO KNOWWHATTODO  WITH ALL THE MAIL EVERYBODY KEEPS GIVING YOU." "WITH ALL THE MAIL EVERYBODY KEEPS GIVING YOU." "YES." "KEEPS GIVING YOU." "YES." "ANDYOUDON'TWANTTOASK" "YES." "ANDYOUDON'TWANTTOASK ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM." "ANDYOUDON'TWANTTOASK ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM." "YES." "ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM." "YES." "SOYOUCOMETOMEFOR" "YES." "SOYOUCOMETOMEFOR ANSWERS." "SOYOUCOMETOMEFOR ANSWERS." "YES." "ANSWERS." "YES." "YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR." "YES." "YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR." "YOU OWN MY ASS." "YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR." "YOU OWN MY ASS." "ISEEYOUTOOKTHEMAIL." "YOU OWN MY ASS." "ISEEYOUTOOKTHEMAIL." "THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE." "ISEEYOUTOOKTHEMAIL." "THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE." "I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO" "THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE." "I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THAT" "I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THAT TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND" "STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THAT TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM," "TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM, BUT THEN THREW THEM IN THE" "THEN ANOTHER KID WHO TOOK THEM, BUT THEN THREW THEM IN THE TRASH." "BUT THEN THREW THEM IN THE TRASH." "I GUESS I'D CONCEDE I'M NOT THE" "TRASH." "I GUESS I'D CONCEDE I'M NOT THE BEST SUPERVISOR, BUT " "I GUESS I'D CONCEDE I'M NOT THE BEST SUPERVISOR, BUT -- YOUTALKTOOMUCH,ZACK !" "BEST SUPERVISOR, BUT -- YOUTALKTOOMUCH,ZACK !" "I STILL HAVE THE BLUE CART TO" "YOUTALKTOOMUCH,ZACK !" "I STILL HAVE THE BLUE CART TO DELIVER, AND AT MY CURRENT" "I STILL HAVE THE BLUE CART TO DELIVER, AND AT MY CURRENT SPEED, IT WILL TAKE ME ALL" "DELIVER, AND AT MY CURRENT SPEED, IT WILL TAKE ME ALL MORNING TO FINISH." "SPEED, IT WILL TAKE ME ALL MORNING TO FINISH." "AND WHAT ABOUT THE BULLSHIT" "MORNING TO FINISH." "AND WHAT ABOUT THE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND COFFEE?" "AND WHAT ABOUT THE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND COFFEE?" "I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE" "REPORTS AND COFFEE?" "I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE PACKAGES URGENTLY." "I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE PACKAGES URGENTLY." "I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL 1:00 P.M." "PACKAGES URGENTLY." "I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL 1:00 P.M. SINCE I'M NOT A PAID EMPLOYEE." "I CAN ONLY STAY UNTIL 1:00 P.M. SINCE I'M NOT A PAID EMPLOYEE." "DON'T SCREAM, PLEASE." "SINCE I'M NOT A PAID EMPLOYEE." "DON'T SCREAM, PLEASE." "YOUCANLEAVEALL THE" "DON'T SCREAM, PLEASE." "YOUCANLEAVEALL THE  OUTGOING MAIL IN THE WHITE BAG" "YOUCANLEAVEALL THE  OUTGOING MAIL IN THE WHITE BAG BY THE POSTAGE METER IN THE MAIL" "OUTGOING MAIL IN THE WHITE BAG BY THE POSTAGE METER IN THE MAIL ROOM." "BY THE POSTAGE METER IN THE MAIL ROOM." "YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO OPERATE" "ROOM." "YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO OPERATE MACHINERY." "YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO OPERATE MACHINERY." "THANKYOU." "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "TRYINGTOLEAVE,BUT ICAN'T." "IMEANWHATARE YOU DOINGAT" "TRYINGTOLEAVE,BUT ICAN'T." "IMEANWHATARE YOU DOINGAT THIS STUPID COMPANY, TRAINING" "IMEANWHATARE YOU DOINGAT THIS STUPID COMPANY, TRAINING FOR THIS STUPID JOB?" "THIS STUPID COMPANY, TRAINING FOR THIS STUPID JOB?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE" "FOR THIS STUPID JOB?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE TO SOCIETY?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE TO SOCIETY?" "DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALIVE," "TO SOCIETY?" "DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALIVE, LUKE?" "DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALIVE, LUKE?" "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S YOUR" "LUKE?" "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE." "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S YOUR PURPOSE." "YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL" "PURPOSE." "YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU." "YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SORRY FOR YOU." "YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE" "SORRY FOR YOU." "YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN" "YOU'RE HERE TO REMIND PEOPLE WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE" "WHAT A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE BORN." "WHERE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU CAN BE BORN." "YOU'RE HERE AS A LIVING," "BORN." "YOU'RE HERE AS A LIVING, BREATHING, STINKING EXAMPLE OF" "YOU'RE HERE AS A LIVING, BREATHING, STINKING EXAMPLE OF EVERYTHING THEY DON'T WANT FOR" "BREATHING, STINKING EXAMPLE OF EVERYTHING THEY DON'T WANT FOR THEMSELVES." "EVERYTHING THEY DON'T WANT FOR THEMSELVES." "AND NO AMOUNT OF RUSHING TO" "THEMSELVES." "AND NO AMOUNT OF RUSHING TO FINISH YOUR CHORES IS GONNA" "AND NO AMOUNT OF RUSHING TO FINISH YOUR CHORES IS GONNA CHANGE THAT OR MAKE IT BETTER." "FINISH YOUR CHORES IS GONNA CHANGE THAT OR MAKE IT BETTER." "[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]" "CHANGE THAT OR MAKE IT BETTER." "[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] NO." "[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] NO." "DIDYOUSAY"NO "?" "NO." "DIDYOUSAY"NO "?" "I'MHERETO TRAINFOR AJOB" "DIDYOUSAY"NO "?" "I'MHERETO TRAINFOR AJOB SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A" "I'MHERETO TRAINFOR AJOB SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A DATE." "SO I CAN ASK MARIA OUT ON A DATE." "AND UNCLE PAUL DOESN'T KNOW IT" "DATE." "AND UNCLE PAUL DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO" "AND UNCLE PAUL DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO LIVE BY MYSELF..." "AND SCREW, YES." "[SCOFFS]" "GOSTRAIGHTHOME,LUKE." "PLEASE." "[ BELL DINGS ]" "HEY." "MOST GUYS WOULD HAVE WAITED AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE MAKING A" "MOST GUYS WOULD HAVE WAITED AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE MAKING A SECOND APPEARANCE." "LEAST A WEEK BEFORE MAKING A SECOND APPEARANCE." "MARIA,I 'MINTRAININGAT" "SECOND APPEARANCE." "MARIA,I 'MINTRAININGAT ClickEasy." "MARIA,I 'MINTRAININGAT ClickEasy." "HMM,I THOUGHTYOUWERETHE" "ClickEasy." "HMM,I THOUGHTYOUWERETHE NERDY TYPE." "HMM,I THOUGHTYOUWERETHE NERDY TYPE." "HEY, THAT'S A GREAT COMPANY." "NERDY TYPE." "HEY, THAT'S A GREAT COMPANY." "I ACTUALLY APPLIED TO TEMP THERE" "HEY, THAT'S A GREAT COMPANY." "I ACTUALLY APPLIED TO TEMP THERE BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE, SO..." "I ACTUALLY APPLIED TO TEMP THERE BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE, SO..." "UH..." "BEFORE I ENDED UP HERE, SO..." "UH..." "IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TELL" "UH..." "IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?" "IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?" "YES,THAT'SALL." "ME?" "YES,THAT'SALL." "I WILL NOT MENTION YOUR BREASTS" "YES,THAT'SALL." "I WILL NOT MENTION YOUR BREASTS AGAIN UNTIL OUR DATE WHEN I HAVE" "I WILL NOT MENTION YOUR BREASTS AGAIN UNTIL OUR DATE WHEN I HAVE A JOB." "AGAIN UNTIL OUR DATE WHEN I HAVE A JOB." "RIGHT NOW I MUST CONCENTRATE ON" "A JOB." "RIGHT NOW I MUST CONCENTRATE ON SNAIL MAIL, FILING BULLSHIT" "RIGHT NOW I MUST CONCENTRATE ON SNAIL MAIL, FILING BULLSHIT REPORTS, COFFEE " "SNAIL MAIL, FILING BULLSHIT REPORTS, COFFEE -- LUKE." "REPORTS, COFFEE -- LUKE." "WHAT IF I SAY NO?" "LUKE." "WHAT IF I SAY NO?" "I MEAN, YOU'RE " " YOU'RE CUTE" "WHAT IF I SAY NO?" "I MEAN, YOU'RE " " YOU'RE CUTE AND ALL, BUT MAYBE I'M LOOKING" "I MEAN, YOU'RE " " YOU'RE CUTE AND ALL, BUT MAYBE I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN A" "AND ALL, BUT MAYBE I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN A GUY." "[CLEARSTHROAT] [ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ] MARIACAN'TSAYNO." "[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ] MARIACAN'TSAYNO." "TOUGHDAY,HUH?" "MARIACAN'TSAYNO." "TOUGHDAY,HUH?" "YES." "VERYTOUGH." "TOUGHDAY,HUH?" "YES." "VERYTOUGH." "TRYGETTINGMARRIEDAND" "YES." "VERYTOUGH." "TRYGETTINGMARRIEDAND  HAVING KIDS." "TRYGETTINGMARRIEDAND  HAVING KIDS." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "JONAS IS, UM, NOT DOING TOO WELL." "THEY CALL ME AT WORK." "WELL." "THEY CALL ME AT WORK." "I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOCTOR AT" "THEY CALL ME AT WORK." "I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOCTOR AT THE HOME." "I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOCTOR AT THE HOME." "INEEDTO SEEGRANDPABEFORE" "THE HOME." "INEEDTO SEEGRANDPABEFORE HE IS DEAD." "INEEDTO SEEGRANDPABEFORE HE IS DEAD." "YEAH." "YEAH,IDO, TOO ." "GRANDPA,I CAN'TJUSTFIGURE IT OUT." "I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO" "IT OUT." "I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, OKAY?" "I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, OKAY?" "PLEASE WAKE UP." "DO, OKAY?" "PLEASE WAKE UP." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "IDON'TTHINKI'VEEVER SEEN  HIM THIS WAY." "HE SEEMS SO " " SO CALM." "HIM THIS WAY." "HE SEEMS SO " " SO CALM." "HE'SNOTSNORING." "HE SEEMS SO " " SO CALM." "HE'SNOTSNORING." "HUH?" "HE'SNOTSNORING." "HUH?" "GRANDPASNORESLIKEAWILD" "HUH?" "GRANDPASNORESLIKEAWILD  HOG." "GRANDPASNORESLIKEAWILD  HOG." "HE'S NOT SLEEPING WELL." "HOG." "HE'S NOT SLEEPING WELL." "HE'S NOT CALM." "WANTTOSIT?" "SIT ." "DO HE EVER MENTION ME MUCH?" "GRANDPACALLEDME PAULWHEN" "DO HE EVER MENTION ME MUCH?" "GRANDPACALLEDME PAULWHEN HE COULDN'T FIND ME IN THE" "GRANDPACALLEDME PAULWHEN HE COULDN'T FIND ME IN THE HOUSE " " ALWAYS." "HE COULDN'T FIND ME IN THE HOUSE " " ALWAYS." "OH,YEAH?" "HOUSE " " ALWAYS." "OH,YEAH?" "YES." "OH,YEAH?" "YES." "HUH." "BOY, WAS HE PISSED WHEN YOU FIRST SHOWED UP." "NEVER FORGAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR" "FIRST SHOWED UP." "NEVER FORGAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR DUMPING YOU ON HIS DOORSTEP." "NEVER FORGAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR DUMPING YOU ON HIS DOORSTEP." "I GUESS NONE OF US DID." "DUMPING YOU ON HIS DOORSTEP." "I GUESS NONE OF US DID." "SHE ONLY CAME BACK ONCE TO VISIT" "I GUESS NONE OF US DID." "SHE ONLY CAME BACK ONCE TO VISIT YOU, WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7," "SHE ONLY CAME BACK ONCE TO VISIT YOU, WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7, I THINK." "YOU, WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7, I THINK." "REMEMBER THAT?" "I THINK." "REMEMBER THAT?" "I ALWAYS KNEW I'D BE LOOKING" "REMEMBER THAT?" "I ALWAYS KNEW I'D BE LOOKING AFTER YOU SOMEDAY." "I ALWAYS KNEW I'D BE LOOKING AFTER YOU SOMEDAY." "I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE" "AFTER YOU SOMEDAY." "I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THIS SOON." "I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THIS SOON." "I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T" "THIS SOON." "I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING." "I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING." "LUKE." "UNDERSTAND ANYTHING." "LUKE." "LUKE." "LUKE." "LUKE." "YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME WHEN" "LUKE." "YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME WHEN I CAME BY TO VISIT HIM THE OTHER" "YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME WHEN I CAME BY TO VISIT HIM THE OTHER DAY?" "I CAME BY TO VISIT HIM THE OTHER DAY?" "HE SAID, "HEY, BOY." "DAY?" "HE SAID, "HEY, BOY." "MEN DON'T WHINE." "HE SAID, "HEY, BOY." "MEN DON'T WHINE." "THEY JUST GO OUT AND GET IT" "MEN DON'T WHINE." "THEY JUST GO OUT AND GET IT DONE, PERIOD."" "[ WHIRRING ] YOUREALIZEYOU'RETHE FIRST SMILES INTERN I ALLOW TO USE THE" "YOUREALIZEYOU'RETHE FIRST SMILES INTERN I ALLOW TO USE THE POSTAGE METER?" "THIS IS VERY UNLIKE ME." "IS SOMETHING GOING ON?" "WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TODAY?" "[ INHALES SHARPLY ]" "TODAY?" "[ INHALES SHARPLY ] AAH!" "[ INHALES SHARPLY ] AAH!" "[LAUGHS]" "AAH!" "[LAUGHS] GOT YOU, RETARD!" "[LAUGHS] GOT YOU, RETARD!" "IAMNOTARETARD." "GOT YOU, RETARD!" "IAMNOTARETARD." "I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY." "IAMNOTARETARD." "I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY." "PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT " "I'VE TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY." "PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT -- WHATEVER." "PEOPLE WHO CALL ME THAT -- WHATEVER." "YOU CAN'T SCREAM IN HERE," "WHATEVER." "YOU CAN'T SCREAM IN HERE, ANYWAY." "YOU CAN'T SCREAM IN HERE, ANYWAY." "THE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF." "ANYWAY." "THE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF." "SO WHAT HAPPENED?" "THE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF." "SO WHAT HAPPENED?" "SOMEBODY SHUFFLE AROUND YOUR" "SO WHAT HAPPENED?" "SOMEBODY SHUFFLE AROUND YOUR BASEBALL-CARD COLLECTION?" "SOMEBODY SHUFFLE AROUND YOUR BASEBALL-CARD COLLECTION?" "GRANDPATOLDME TO JUST" "BASEBALL-CARD COLLECTION?" "GRANDPATOLDME TO JUST FIGURE IT OUT, BE A MAN." "GRANDPATOLDME TO JUST FIGURE IT OUT, BE A MAN." "BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A" "FIGURE IT OUT, BE A MAN." "BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A JOB AND MARIA SAYS NO TO A DATE?" "BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET A JOB AND MARIA SAYS NO TO A DATE?" "IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE." "JOB AND MARIA SAYS NO TO A DATE?" "IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE." "I HAVE TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER" "IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE." "I HAVE TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER FAST." "I HAVE TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER FAST." "THINK, LUKE." "FAST." "THINK, LUKE." "THINK." "THINK, LUKE." "THINK." "[ WHIRRING ]" "THINK." "[ WHIRRING ] IT'SALWAYSTHOSEWOMEN," "[ WHIRRING ] IT'SALWAYSTHOSEWOMEN, ISN'T IT?" "IT'SALWAYSTHOSEWOMEN, ISN'T IT?" "YES,VERYMUCHSO." "ISN'T IT?" "YES,VERYMUCHSO." "EVERYPROBLEMHASARATIONAL" "YES,VERYMUCHSO." "EVERYPROBLEMHASARATIONAL SOLUTION, LUKE, EVEN WOMEN." "EVERYPROBLEMHASARATIONAL SOLUTION, LUKE, EVEN WOMEN." "YOU MET HER AT SMILES, RIGHT?" "SOLUTION, LUKE, EVEN WOMEN." "YOU MET HER AT SMILES, RIGHT?" "MARIAWORKSAT EASYJOBS." "YOU MET HER AT SMILES, RIGHT?" "MARIAWORKSAT EASYJOBS." "SHE ANSWERS THE PHONES." "MARIAWORKSAT EASYJOBS." "SHE ANSWERS THE PHONES." "DIDYOUFALLFOR ANN.T. ?" "SHE ANSWERS THE PHONES." "DIDYOUFALLFOR ANN.T. ?" "MARIAISANICEGIRL WITH" "DIDYOUFALLFOR ANN.T. ?" "MARIAISANICEGIRL WITH  PRETTY BREASTS." "MARIAISANICEGIRL WITH  PRETTY BREASTS." "DO NOT USE FIGURES OF SPEECH ON" "PRETTY BREASTS." "DO NOT USE FIGURES OF SPEECH ON HER." "DO NOT USE FIGURES OF SPEECH ON HER." ""N.T."" "NEUROLOGICALLY" "HER." ""N.T."" "NEUROLOGICALLY TYPICAL." ""N.T."" "NEUROLOGICALLY TYPICAL." "SHE'S NORMAL." "TYPICAL." "SHE'S NORMAL." "DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD?" "SHE'S NORMAL." "DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD?" "IAMNOTARETARD,ANDI'VE" "DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE A RETARD?" "IAMNOTARETARD,ANDI'VE TOLD YOU " "IAMNOTARETARD,ANDI'VE TOLD YOU -- [ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]" "TOLD YOU -- [ MUFFLED SHOUTING ] Shh!" "[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ] Shh!" "Luke, you are very special, but" "Shh!" "Luke, you are very special, but if Betsy hears us screaming in" "Luke, you are very special, but if Betsy hears us screaming in the mail room, my father will if Betsy hears us screaming in the mail room, my father will kick us both out." "the mail room, my father will kick us both out." "He forced me to become a Smiles kick us both out." "He forced me to become a Smiles supervisor because he thinks" "He forced me to become a Smiles supervisor because he thinks it'll build character, but he supervisor because he thinks it'll build character, but he knows what a miserable failure I it'll build character, but he knows what a miserable failure I am." "knows what a miserable failure I am." "I can't stay home with my mother am." "I can't stay home with my mother all day." "I can't stay home with my mother all day." "I will die." "all day." "I will die." "Don't you see, Luke?" "I will die." "Don't you see, Luke?" "We're alike, you and I," "Don't you see, Luke?" "We're alike, you and I, practically kissing cousins." "We're alike, you and I, practically kissing cousins." "[WHIMPERS] practically kissing cousins." "[WHIMPERS] LUKE." "[WHIMPERS] LUKE." "Luke." "LUKE." "Luke." "I'm not normal, either." "Luke." "I'm not normal, either." "Do you understand?" "I'm not normal, either." "Do you understand?" "I'm nowhere near as dumb as you," "Do you understand?" "I'm nowhere near as dumb as you, but undeniably different." "I'm nowhere near as dumb as you, but undeniably different." "Can I show you something?" "but undeniably different." "Can I show you something?" "It'll open your eyes." "Can I show you something?" "It'll open your eyes." "Are you ready, Luke?" "It'll open your eyes." "Are you ready, Luke?" "DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO N.T.s BY" "Are you ready, Luke?" "DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO N.T.s BY THE WATER COOLER?" "DO YOU SEE THOSE TWO N.T.s BY THE WATER COOLER?" "THEY'RE CHATTING." "THE WATER COOLER?" "THEY'RE CHATTING." "IT'S THE FIRST STEP." "THEY'RE CHATTING." "IT'S THE FIRST STEP." "I'VE STUDIED N.T. MATING RITUALS" "IT'S THE FIRST STEP." "I'VE STUDIED N.T. MATING RITUALS EXTENSIVELY." "I'VE STUDIED N.T. MATING RITUALS EXTENSIVELY." "HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING" "EXTENSIVELY." "HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING" "HERE, SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID IN RETURN." "STUPID, AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING STUPID IN RETURN." "BUT THAT SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE" "STUPID IN RETURN." "BUT THAT SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE DIRECT RELATION TO WHAT SHE" "BUT THAT SOMETHING HAS TO HAVE DIRECT RELATION TO WHAT SHE ORIGINALLY SAID." "DIRECT RELATION TO WHAT SHE ORIGINALLY SAID." "AND THERE'S A TRICK." "ORIGINALLY SAID." "AND THERE'S A TRICK." "EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT NOT BE" "AND THERE'S A TRICK." "EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT NOT BE INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE'S TALKING" "EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT NOT BE INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, HE HAS TO PRETEND." "INTERESTED IN WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, HE HAS TO PRETEND." "THIS IS TRANSMITTED BY HIS TONE" "ABOUT, HE HAS TO PRETEND." "THIS IS TRANSMITTED BY HIS TONE OF VOICE, WHICH HAS TO BE FULL" "THIS IS TRANSMITTED BY HIS TONE OF VOICE, WHICH HAS TO BE FULL OF HUNDREDS OF TINY" "OF VOICE, WHICH HAS TO BE FULL OF HUNDREDS OF TINY FLUCTUATIONS, AND ESPECIALLY BY" "OF HUNDREDS OF TINY FLUCTUATIONS, AND ESPECIALLY BY EYE CONTACT." "FLUCTUATIONS, AND ESPECIALLY BY EYE CONTACT." "LOOK IN HIS EYES, LUKE." "EYE CONTACT." "LOOK IN HIS EYES, LUKE." "HE'S STARING DIRECTLY AT HERS." "LOOK IN HIS EYES, LUKE." "HE'S STARING DIRECTLY AT HERS." "HMM." "HE'S STARING DIRECTLY AT HERS." "HMM." "BUTWAIT." "HMM." "BUTWAIT." "HE LOOKS AWAY." "BUTWAIT." "HE LOOKS AWAY." "'CAUSE IF HE STARES TOO LONG, HE" "HE LOOKS AWAY." "'CAUSE IF HE STARES TOO LONG, HE CAN BE SEEN AS THREATENING, AND" "'CAUSE IF HE STARES TOO LONG, HE CAN BE SEEN AS THREATENING, AND IF HE DOESN'T STARE LONG ENOUGH," "CAN BE SEEN AS THREATENING, AND IF HE DOESN'T STARE LONG ENOUGH, HE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED." "IF HE DOESN'T STARE LONG ENOUGH, HE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED." "IT'S A CAREFUL BALANCE." "HE DOESN'T SEEM INTERESTED." "IT'S A CAREFUL BALANCE." "SEE, THERE, HE LOOKS BACK AGAIN." "IT'S A CAREFUL BALANCE." "SEE, THERE, HE LOOKS BACK AGAIN." "HMM." "SEE, THERE, HE LOOKS BACK AGAIN." "HMM." "THISCANGO ON FORHOURS." "HMM." "THISCANGO ON FORHOURS." "AND THROUGH THE WHOLE ORDEAL," "THISCANGO ON FORHOURS." "AND THROUGH THE WHOLE ORDEAL, THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR HANDS" "AND THROUGH THE WHOLE ORDEAL, THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR HANDS AROUND AND ALL THESE SILLY" "THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR HANDS AROUND AND ALL THESE SILLY GESTURES, WHICH ARE ACTUALLY NOT" "AROUND AND ALL THESE SILLY GESTURES, WHICH ARE ACTUALLY NOT SILLY AT ALL, BUT AN INTEGRAL" "GESTURES, WHICH ARE ACTUALLY NOT SILLY AT ALL, BUT AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE" "SILLY AT ALL, BUT AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE NON-VERBAL-COMMUNICATION" "PART OF THE NON-VERBAL-COMMUNICATION PACKAGE." "NON-VERBAL-COMMUNICATION PACKAGE." "N.T.s NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF" "PACKAGE." "N.T.s NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF THEY'RE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH" "N.T.s NEED TO FIGURE OUT IF THEY'RE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH OTHER " " WORTHY MATES." "THEY'RE COMPATIBLE WITH EACH OTHER " " WORTHY MATES." "DO YOU SEE, LUKE?" "OTHER " " WORTHY MATES." "DO YOU SEE, LUKE?" "DO YOU SEE?" "DO YOU SEE, LUKE?" "DO YOU SEE?" "YES." "DO YOU SEE?" "YES." "I DO." "YES." "I DO." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]" "I DO." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] DOESSHEREMINDYOU OF" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] DOESSHEREMINDYOU OF ANYONE?" "DOESSHEREMINDYOU OF ANYONE?" "SHEDOESN'TLOOKNORMAL." "ANYONE?" "SHEDOESN'TLOOKNORMAL." "THISISASCIENTIFIC" "SHEDOESN'TLOOKNORMAL." "THISISASCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENT." "THISISASCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENT." "THIS IS A HUMAN SIMULATOR." "INSTRUMENT." "THIS IS A HUMAN SIMULATOR." "IT'S MY MASTERPIECE." "THIS IS A HUMAN SIMULATOR." "IT'S MY MASTERPIECE." "IT'S NOT SOME SILLY CARTOON." "IT'S MY MASTERPIECE." "IT'S NOT SOME SILLY CARTOON." "MM,LOOKOUT." "IT'S NOT SOME SILLY CARTOON." "MM,LOOKOUT." "SHE'S LOOKING AT ME." "MM,LOOKOUT." "SHE'S LOOKING AT ME." "CAMERAONTOPOFTHEMONITOR" "SHE'S LOOKING AT ME." "CAMERAONTOPOFTHEMONITOR IS RECORDING YOU." "CAMERAONTOPOFTHEMONITOR IS RECORDING YOU." "MY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE'S" "IS RECORDING YOU." "MY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE'S ANALYZING YOUR PAINFUL EXCUSE" "MY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE'S ANALYZING YOUR PAINFUL EXCUSE FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND" "ANALYZING YOUR PAINFUL EXCUSE FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND SHE'S REACTING IN TURN." "FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND SHE'S REACTING IN TURN." "SHEDOESN'TLIKEME." "SHE'S REACTING IN TURN." "SHEDOESN'TLIKEME." "RELAXYOURFACE." "RELAX." "SHEDOESN'TLIKEME." "RELAXYOURFACE." "RELAX." "N.T.s NEED CONSTANT FEEDBACK IN" "RELAXYOURFACE." "RELAX." "N.T.s NEED CONSTANT FEEDBACK IN THE FORM OF OVERTLY APPARENT" "N.T.s NEED CONSTANT FEEDBACK IN THE FORM OF OVERTLY APPARENT EMOTIONAL SIGNAGE." "THE FORM OF OVERTLY APPARENT EMOTIONAL SIGNAGE." "IF YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR" "EMOTIONAL SIGNAGE." "IF YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR SMILE AT THEM OR MODULATE YOUR" "IF YOU DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT OR SMILE AT THEM OR MODULATE YOUR VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO" "SMILE AT THEM OR MODULATE YOUR VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO LISTEN TO, THEN THEY THINK" "VOICE TO MAKE IT SOUND PRETTY TO LISTEN TO, THEN THEY THINK YOU'RE A FREAK, PLAIN AND" "LISTEN TO, THEN THEY THINK YOU'RE A FREAK, PLAIN AND SIMPLE." "YOU'RE A FREAK, PLAIN AND SIMPLE." "[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]" "SIMPLE." "[ COMPUTER BEEPING ] I PROGRAMMED HER TO BE A BITCH" "[ COMPUTER BEEPING ] I PROGRAMMED HER TO BE A BITCH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP" "I PROGRAMMED HER TO BE A BITCH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST." "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST." "I WENT AFTER AN N.T. ONCE." "AGAINST." "I WENT AFTER AN N.T. ONCE." "YOUCANHELPME." "I WENT AFTER AN N.T. ONCE." "YOUCANHELPME." "IMADETHISPROGRAMBASEDON" "YOUCANHELPME." "IMADETHISPROGRAMBASEDON THAT N.T." "IMADETHISPROGRAMBASEDON THAT N.T. I THOUGHT IF..." "THAT N.T. I THOUGHT IF..." "IF I PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL," "I THOUGHT IF..." "IF I PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL, THEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME." "IF I PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL, THEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME." "AND SHE DIDN'T." "THEN SHE WOULD LIKE ME." "AND SHE DIDN'T." "YOUPRETENDEDTO BE NORMAL." "AND SHE DIDN'T." "YOUPRETENDEDTO BE NORMAL." "LUKE,YOU'REASMARTKID." "YOUPRETENDEDTO BE NORMAL." "LUKE,YOU'REASMARTKID." "I CAN TEACH YOU ALL THE COMPUTER" "LUKE,YOU'REASMARTKID." "I CAN TEACH YOU ALL THE COMPUTER SHIT YOU WOULD NEED TO GET A" "I CAN TEACH YOU ALL THE COMPUTER SHIT YOU WOULD NEED TO GET A DECENT JOB ANYWHERE." "SHIT YOU WOULD NEED TO GET A DECENT JOB ANYWHERE." "YOU AND ME " " WE'RE NOT THE SAME" "DECENT JOB ANYWHERE." "YOU AND ME " " WE'RE NOT THE SAME SPECIES." "YOU AND ME " " WE'RE NOT THE SAME SPECIES." "WE'RE NOT PART OF THEIR SOCIETY." "SPECIES." "WE'RE NOT PART OF THEIR SOCIETY." "[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]" "WE'RE NOT PART OF THEIR SOCIETY." "[ COMPUTER BEEPING ] YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT." "[ COMPUTER BEEPING ] YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT." "OTHERWISE, THERE'S NOTHING BUT" "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT." "OTHERWISE, THERE'S NOTHING BUT PAIN " " HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN." "OTHERWISE, THERE'S NOTHING BUT PAIN " " HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN." "IWANTTO GETMYSHIT" "PAIN " " HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN." "IWANTTO GETMYSHIT  TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE." "IWANTTO GETMYSHIT  TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE." "HELP ME, ZACK." "TOGETHER LIKE ANYBODY ELSE." "HELP ME, ZACK." "I WANT TO BE A MAN." "HELP ME, ZACK." "I WANT TO BE A MAN." "I'MTAKINGYOUONASACASE" "I WANT TO BE A MAN." "I'MTAKINGYOUONASACASE  STUDY." "I'MTAKINGYOUONASACASE  STUDY." "BUT I'M RUNNING IT" "STUDY." "BUT I'M RUNNING IT SCIENTIFICALLY, AND YOU CANNOT" "BUT I'M RUNNING IT SCIENTIFICALLY, AND YOU CANNOT QUESTION MY METHODS." "SCIENTIFICALLY, AND YOU CANNOT QUESTION MY METHODS." "GOT IT?" "QUESTION MY METHODS." "GOT IT?" "IACCEPT." "GOT IT?" "IACCEPT." "WHEN CAN WE START?" "LUKE,HOWWAS,UM..." "HOW WAS WORK TODAY?" "WORKWASOKAY." "HOW WAS WORK TODAY?" "WORKWASOKAY." "THANK YOU FOR ASKING." "WORKWASOKAY." "THANK YOU FOR ASKING." "YOU'REVERYWELCOME." "THANK YOU FOR ASKING." "YOU'REVERYWELCOME." "IBETYOU'REHAPPYTHAT THEY" "YOU'REVERYWELCOME." "IBETYOU'REHAPPYTHAT THEY  LET YOU STAY UNTIL 5:00 LIKE A" "IBETYOU'REHAPPYTHAT THEY  LET YOU STAY UNTIL 5:00 LIKE A NORMAL WORKER." "LET YOU STAY UNTIL 5:00 LIKE A NORMAL WORKER." "IAMNORMAL,COUSINMEGAN." "NORMAL WORKER." "IAMNORMAL,COUSINMEGAN." "MEGAN." "IAMNORMAL,COUSINMEGAN." "MEGAN." "YEAH." "MEGAN." "YEAH." "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL." "YEAH." "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL." "IMEANLIKEANYBODYELSE ." "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL." "IMEANLIKEANYBODYELSE ." "YOU MUST BE LEARNING A LOT," "IMEANLIKEANYBODYELSE ." "YOU MUST BE LEARNING A LOT, RIGHT?" "YOU MUST BE LEARNING A LOT, RIGHT?" "YES,COUSIN,I'MLEARNINGA" "RIGHT?" "YES,COUSIN,I'MLEARNINGA LOT, INDEED." "YES,COUSIN,I'MLEARNINGA LOT, INDEED." "LUKE,I DON'TGIVEASHIT" "LOT, INDEED." "LUKE,I DON'TGIVEASHIT  WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING, MAN." "LUKE,I DON'TGIVEASHIT  WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING, MAN." "YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING" "WHAT YOU'RE LEARNING, MAN." "YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING SO YOU CAN COME HOME IN TIME TO" "YOU GOT TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING SO YOU CAN COME HOME IN TIME TO COOK." "SO YOU CAN COME HOME IN TIME TO COOK." "OH, I'M SORRY." "COOK." "OH, I'M SORRY." "TEACH MY MOM HOW." "OH, I'M SORRY." "TEACH MY MOM HOW." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "SCREWYOUALL." "TEACH MY MOM HOW." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "SCREWYOUALL." "I ACTUALLY TRIED, OKAY?" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "SCREWYOUALL." "I ACTUALLY TRIED, OKAY?" "[ SIGHS ]" "I ACTUALLY TRIED, OKAY?" "[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I HAVE MORE" "[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I HAVE MORE POTATOES AND VEGETABLES IN THE" "ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I HAVE MORE POTATOES AND VEGETABLES IN THE FRIDGE AND TWO POUNDS OF" "POTATOES AND VEGETABLES IN THE FRIDGE AND TWO POUNDS OF TENDERLOIN." "FRIDGE AND TWO POUNDS OF TENDERLOIN." "HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU?" "TENDERLOIN." "HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU?" "ITWILLTAKEME23MINUTES" "HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU?" "ITWILLTAKEME23MINUTES WITH YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE," "ITWILLTAKEME23MINUTES WITH YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE, AUNT CINDY." "WITH YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE, AUNT CINDY." "BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL" "AUNT CINDY." "BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]" "I'M READY, ZACK." "JUSTLEAVEIT ANDGO!" "NICESHOES,ANGRYBETSY." "WHATDIDYOUSAY ?" "ISAIDYOUHAVENICE SHOESON" "WHATDIDYOUSAY ?" "ISAIDYOUHAVENICE SHOESON TODAY." "ISAIDYOUHAVENICE SHOESON TODAY." "THEY LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE." "TODAY." "THEY LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE." "I WANTED TO KEEP MY SHOES THAT" "THEY LOOK VERY COMFORTABLE." "I WANTED TO KEEP MY SHOES THAT LONG, BUT GRANDMA SAID THAT I" "I WANTED TO KEEP MY SHOES THAT LONG, BUT GRANDMA SAID THAT I LOOKED LIKE A COMMON TRAMP AND" "LONG, BUT GRANDMA SAID THAT I LOOKED LIKE A COMMON TRAMP AND COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH HER" "LOOKED LIKE A COMMON TRAMP AND COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH HER ANYMORE." "COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH HER ANYMORE." "BUT I BET THEY DON'T MAKE YOUR" "ANYMORE." "BUT I BET THEY DON'T MAKE YOUR LITTLE TOE HURT AT ALL." "BUT I BET THEY DON'T MAKE YOUR LITTLE TOE HURT AT ALL." "NO." "NO,THEYDON 'T." "LITTLE TOE HURT AT ALL." "NO." "NO,THEYDON 'T." "THERE." "NO." "NO,THEYDON 'T." "THERE." "YOUPASSEDYOURFIRST" "THERE." "YOUPASSEDYOURFIRST REAL-WORLD TEST." "YOUPASSEDYOURFIRST REAL-WORLD TEST." "PURE LUCK, IN MY OPINION." "REAL-WORLD TEST." "PURE LUCK, IN MY OPINION." "I WANT YOU TO CLOCK IN MORE TIME" "PURE LUCK, IN MY OPINION." "I WANT YOU TO CLOCK IN MORE TIME ON THE N.T. SIMULATOR." "I WANT YOU TO CLOCK IN MORE TIME ON THE N.T. SIMULATOR." "I'VE ADDED VOICE-RECOGNITION" "ON THE N.T. SIMULATOR." "I'VE ADDED VOICE-RECOGNITION SOFTWARE." "I'VE ADDED VOICE-RECOGNITION SOFTWARE." "ZACK,SHEIS NOTREAL." "MARIA." "HOW?" "!" "HOWMANYMARIASWORKINGAT" "HOW?" "!" "HOWMANYMARIASWORKINGAT EASY JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU" "HOWMANYMARIASWORKINGAT EASY JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE?" "EASY JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE?" "YOUMETMARIA?" "THINK THERE ARE?" "YOUMETMARIA?" "NO,LUKE,IDON 'TVENTURE" "YOUMETMARIA?" "NO,LUKE,IDON 'TVENTURE UNNECESSARILY INTO PUBLIC." "NO,LUKE,IDON 'TVENTURE UNNECESSARILY INTO PUBLIC." "JOSE, THE NIGHT JANITOR " " HE" "UNNECESSARILY INTO PUBLIC." "JOSE, THE NIGHT JANITOR " " HE FILLED OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND" "JOSE, THE NIGHT JANITOR " " HE FILLED OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND TOOK HER PHOTO." "FILLED OUT A JOB APPLICATION AND TOOK HER PHOTO." "BY THE WAY, HE SAID SHE HAD" "TOOK HER PHOTO." "BY THE WAY, HE SAID SHE HAD REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS." "BY THE WAY, HE SAID SHE HAD REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS." "SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A" "REALLY NICE CHI-CHIS." "SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A GOOD ONE." "SO AS N.T.s GO, YOU PICKED A GOOD ONE." "JOSE IS A CONNOISSEUR." "GOOD ONE." "JOSE IS A CONNOISSEUR." "[ COMPUTER CHIRPING ]" "JOSE IS A CONNOISSEUR." "[ COMPUTER CHIRPING ] DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." "[ COMPUTER CHIRPING ] DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." "I TURNED THE BITCH FACTOR DOWN" "DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." "I TURNED THE BITCH FACTOR DOWN TO HALF." "I TURNED THE BITCH FACTOR DOWN TO HALF." "THISISVERYACCEPTABLE," "TO HALF." "THISISVERYACCEPTABLE, ZACK." "THISISVERYACCEPTABLE, ZACK." "YOUKNOWYOU'LLNEVERREALLY" "ZACK." "YOUKNOWYOU'LLNEVERREALLY BE NORMAL, RIGHT?" "YOUKNOWYOU'LLNEVERREALLY BE NORMAL, RIGHT?" "YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOUT" "BE NORMAL, RIGHT?" "YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOUT PRETENDING." "YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOUT PRETENDING." "YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE IN A" "PRETENDING." "YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE OF NOT MAKING A" "YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE OF NOT MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF." "BILLION CHANCE OF NOT MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF." "THENI WILLPRACTICEALOT." "FOOL OF YOURSELF." "THENI WILLPRACTICEALOT." "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]" "THENI WILLPRACTICEALOT." "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ] LUKE." "LUKE,HOWLONGDOI" "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ] LUKE." "LUKE,HOWLONGDOI BOIL THE CARROTS AGAIN?" "LUKE." "LUKE,HOWLONGDOI BOIL THE CARROTS AGAIN?" "THECARROTSARENOT TOBE" "BOIL THE CARROTS AGAIN?" "THECARROTSARENOT TOBE COOKED SEPARATELY." "THECARROTSARENOT TOBE COOKED SEPARATELY." "THEY ARE TO BE PLACED IN THE" "COOKED SEPARATELY." "THEY ARE TO BE PLACED IN THE ROASTING PAN WITH THE POTATOES" "THEY ARE TO BE PLACED IN THE ROASTING PAN WITH THE POTATOES AND ONIONS." "ROASTING PAN WITH THE POTATOES AND ONIONS." "RIGHT." "SHIT." "AND ONIONS." "RIGHT." "SHIT." "AUNTCINDY,AREYOU SUREYOU" "RIGHT." "SHIT." "AUNTCINDY,AREYOU SUREYOU DON'T WANT MY CLOSE SUPERVISION?" "AUNTCINDY,AREYOU SUREYOU DON'T WANT MY CLOSE SUPERVISION?" "I'MNOTAN IDIOT,LUKE." "DON'T WANT MY CLOSE SUPERVISION?" "I'MNOTAN IDIOT,LUKE." "I CAN FOLLOW SIMPLE" "I'MNOTAN IDIOT,LUKE." "I CAN FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS." "HELLO,NICETO SEEYOU ." "OH,HI." "I READ THAT ONE LAST YEAR." "OH,HI." "I READ THAT ONE LAST YEAR." "MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR GAVE IT TO" "I READ THAT ONE LAST YEAR." "MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR GAVE IT TO ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I DIDN'T" "MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR GAVE IT TO ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS." "ME BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS." "DIDITHELP?" "HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS." "DIDITHELP?" "NO." "DIDITHELP?" "NO." "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ]" "NO." "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ] WHATHELPS?" "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ] WHATHELPS?" "NOTHING,REALLY." "WHATHELPS?" "NOTHING,REALLY." "SOME THINGS JUST SUCK." "NOTHING,REALLY." "SOME THINGS JUST SUCK." "MM." "SOME THINGS JUST SUCK." "MM. ANDTHENTHEYDON 'T." "MM. ANDTHENTHEYDON 'T." "AH." "ANDTHENTHEYDON 'T." "AH." "ANDTHENTHEYJUSTSUCK" "AH." "ANDTHENTHEYJUSTSUCK  AGAIN." "I HAVEN'T READ THAT ONE." "CAN'T COMMENT." "HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING." "CAN'T COMMENT." "HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING." "IT'S AN OLD VIDEOTAPE." "HEY, I FOUND SOMETHING." "IT'S AN OLD VIDEOTAPE." "IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT." "IT'S AN OLD VIDEOTAPE." "IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT." "YOU WANT TO SEE IT?" "IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT." "YOU WANT TO SEE IT?" "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT IT" "YOU WANT TO SEE IT?" "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT IT WORKING." "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT IT WORKING." "THIS CAMERA'S FROM THE '90s OR" "WORKING." "THIS CAMERA'S FROM THE '90s OR SOMETHING." "THIS CAMERA'S FROM THE '90s OR SOMETHING." "YOU CAN SIT IF YOU WANT." "IS THAT YOU?" "YES." "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "YES." "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "PLAYING..." "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "PLAYING..." "[BUZZING]" "PLAYING..." "[BUZZING] ...INGRANDMAMAGGIE'S" "[BUZZING] ...INGRANDMAMAGGIE'S GARDEN." "...INGRANDMAMAGGIE'S GARDEN." "I DON'T HAVE SHOES ON." "GARDEN." "I DON'T HAVE SHOES ON." "IT FEELS NICE." "LUKE,COMEBACK." "COME BACK RIGHT NOW." "[GROANS]" "COME BACK RIGHT NOW." "[GROANS] COMEHERE,LUKE." "[GROANS] COMEHERE,LUKE." "COME." "COME." "[TALKINGINDISTINCTLY]" "TURNITOFF." "I TURNED THE CHICKEN HALFWAY THROUGH, SO IT'S GOLDEN-BROWN NOW." "THROUGH, SO IT'S GOLDEN-BROWN NOW." "I THINK IT'S DONE." "NOW." "I THINK IT'S DONE." "I TOOK IT OUT." "I THINK IT'S DONE." "I TOOK IT OUT." "AND I PUT THE BROWN RICE ON, SO" "I TOOK IT OUT." "AND I PUT THE BROWN RICE ON, SO IT WILL BE FRESH FOR DINNER." "AND I PUT THE BROWN RICE ON, SO IT WILL BE FRESH FOR DINNER." "AND I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID." "IT WILL BE FRESH FOR DINNER." "AND I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID." "I DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH WATER " "AND I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID." "I DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH WATER -- TWO TO ONE." "I DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH WATER -- TWO TO ONE." "EXACTLY." "TWO TO ONE." "EXACTLY." "ISTHECHICKENSKINCRISPY?" "EXACTLY." "ISTHECHICKENSKINCRISPY?" "IT HAS TO MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU" "ISTHECHICKENSKINCRISPY?" "IT HAS TO MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU POKE IT." "IT HAS TO MAKE A SOUND WHEN YOU POKE IT." "IDON'TTHINKIT'SCRISPY" "POKE IT." "IDON'TTHINKIT'SCRISPY LIKE THAT, LUKE." "IDON'TTHINKIT'SCRISPY LIKE THAT, LUKE." "IT'SNOTREADY,THEN." "LIKE THAT, LUKE." "IT'SNOTREADY,THEN." "THE MIDDLE IS PINK AND SHOULD" "IT'SNOTREADY,THEN." "THE MIDDLE IS PINK AND SHOULD NOT BE EATEN." "THE MIDDLE IS PINK AND SHOULD NOT BE EATEN." "SOMEONE COULD GET VERY SICK." "NOT BE EATEN." "SOMEONE COULD GET VERY SICK." "GREAT." "SOMEONE COULD GET VERY SICK." "GREAT." "[ SIGHS ]" "GREAT." "[ SIGHS ] IWILLFIXTHE CHICKEN." "[ PAN SIZZLING ]" "[ CHICKEN CRACKLES ] NOW IT'S DONE." "OKAY." "NOW IT'S DONE." "OKAY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "PAUL TOLD ME NOT TO MENTION IT," "OKAY." "PAUL TOLD ME NOT TO MENTION IT, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU " " I" "PAUL TOLD ME NOT TO MENTION IT, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU " " I THINK YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE OF" "BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU " " I THINK YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE OF A PERSON." "THINK YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE OF A PERSON." "IFYOUDON'THAVEANYTHING" "A PERSON." "IFYOUDON'THAVEANYTHING NICE TO SAY, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY" "IFYOUDON'THAVEANYTHING NICE TO SAY, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL." "NICE TO SAY, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL." "YES,I KNOW,LUKE." "ANYTHING AT ALL." "YES,I KNOW,LUKE." "I'M SORRY." "YES,I KNOW,LUKE." "I'M SORRY." "AT LEAST I DIDN'T SWEAR, RIGHT?" "I'M SORRY." "AT LEAST I DIDN'T SWEAR, RIGHT?" "MM." "AT LEAST I DIDN'T SWEAR, RIGHT?" "MM. YOUKNOW,WE WENTTOSEEHER" "MM. YOUKNOW,WE WENTTOSEEHER AFTER MAGGIE DIED TO SEE IF" "YOUKNOW,WE WENTTOSEEHER AFTER MAGGIE DIED TO SEE IF SHE'D TAKE YOU, AND I SHOULD" "AFTER MAGGIE DIED TO SEE IF SHE'D TAKE YOU, AND I SHOULD HAVE PUNCHED HER IN HER STUPID" "SHE'D TAKE YOU, AND I SHOULD HAVE PUNCHED HER IN HER STUPID FACE FOR HOW SHE'S TREATED YOU." "HAVE PUNCHED HER IN HER STUPID FACE FOR HOW SHE'S TREATED YOU." "[ Laughing ] SORRY." "FACE FOR HOW SHE'S TREATED YOU." "[ Laughing ] SORRY." "I DID IT AGAIN." "[ Laughing ] SORRY." "I DID IT AGAIN." "GRANDMAMAGGIESAIDTHAT" "I DID IT AGAIN." "GRANDMAMAGGIESAIDTHAT SARA LOVED ME IN HER OWN WAY." "GRANDMAMAGGIESAIDTHAT SARA LOVED ME IN HER OWN WAY." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY THAT IS." "SARA LOVED ME IN HER OWN WAY." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY THAT IS." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY THAT IS." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU SHOULD SHOW UP AND MAKE A" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU SHOULD SHOW UP AND MAKE A SCENE " " SCREAM AND BREAK SHIT" "YOU SHOULD SHOW UP AND MAKE A SCENE " " SCREAM AND BREAK SHIT AND GO ALL AUTISTIC ON HER." "SCENE " " SCREAM AND BREAK SHIT AND GO ALL AUTISTIC ON HER." "THAT'S WHAT I'D DO." "AND GO ALL AUTISTIC ON HER." "THAT'S WHAT I'D DO." "IWANTTO SEESARA." "IGUESSYOU'REDECIDINGWHAT  TO DO WITH YOUR OWN LIFE NOW, ANYWAY, HUH?" "TO DO WITH YOUR OWN LIFE NOW, ANYWAY, HUH?" "YOUR MOTHER WORKS AT THE JEWELRY" "ANYWAY, HUH?" "YOUR MOTHER WORKS AT THE JEWELRY STORE AT THE MALL." "YOUR MOTHER WORKS AT THE JEWELRY STORE AT THE MALL." "Good luck." "NOWTHATWE 'VESELECTEDAN APPROPRIATE TEST SUBJECT, I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING" "APPROPRIATE TEST SUBJECT, I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS GONNA BE GETTING PERSONAL." "THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS GONNA BE GETTING PERSONAL." "AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, YOU" "IS GONNA BE GETTING PERSONAL." "AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT STUPID SHOES ARE YOU" "AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT STUPID SHOES ARE YOU WEARING " " I MEAN INTIMATE." "KNOW, WHAT STUPID SHOES ARE YOU WEARING " " I MEAN INTIMATE." "SO YOU'LL HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK" "WEARING " " I MEAN INTIMATE." "SO YOU'LL HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK QUESTIONS AND ENGAGE IN" "SO YOU'LL HAVE TO ACTUALLY ASK QUESTIONS AND ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION." "QUESTIONS AND ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION." "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT" "CONVERSATION." "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE " " YOUR SHOES," "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE " " YOUR SHOES, YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR" "YOUR APPEARANCE " " YOUR SHOES, YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR FACE." "YOUR SHIRT, YOUR HAIR, YOUR FACE." "LUKE!" "FACE." "LUKE!" "NOSCREAMING,PLEASE." "LUKE!" "NOSCREAMING,PLEASE." "ITOLDYOU." "NOSCREAMING,PLEASE." "ITOLDYOU." "I WOULD REQUIRE COMPLETE" "ITOLDYOU." "I WOULD REQUIRE COMPLETE DEDICATION!" "I WOULD REQUIRE COMPLETE DEDICATION!" "DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR NEXT" "DEDICATION!" "DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT?" "!" "DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT?" "!" "IKNOWMY NEXTASSIGNMENT," "ASSIGNMENT?" "!" "IKNOWMY NEXTASSIGNMENT, ZACK." "IKNOWMY NEXTASSIGNMENT, ZACK." "OH,NOWYOU'RETHE EXPERT." "ZACK." "OH,NOWYOU'RETHE EXPERT." "SUDDENLY, AFTER READING ONLY TWO" "OH,NOWYOU'RETHE EXPERT." "SUDDENLY, AFTER READING ONLY TWO SELF-HELP BOOKS, YOU KNOW MORE." "SUDDENLY, AFTER READING ONLY TWO SELF-HELP BOOKS, YOU KNOW MORE." "I'VE SORTED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF" "SELF-HELP BOOKS, YOU KNOW MORE." "I'VE SORTED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF PERSONNEL FILES TO SELECT A" "I'VE SORTED THROUGH HUNDREDS OF PERSONNEL FILES TO SELECT A PERFECT SCIENTIFIC COMPANION FOR" "PERSONNEL FILES TO SELECT A PERFECT SCIENTIFIC COMPANION FOR YOU!" "PERFECT SCIENTIFIC COMPANION FOR YOU!" "ZACK,YOU'REAGOODPERSON," "YOU!" "ZACK,YOU'REAGOODPERSON, AND YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD" "ZACK,YOU'REAGOODPERSON, AND YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB, BUT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING" "AND YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB, BUT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING FIRST." "YOU CAN HELP ME, ZACK." "WHATEXACTLYDO YOUHAVEIN MIND?" "WHATEXACTLYDO YOUHAVEIN MIND?" "YOURFRIENDDOESN'TGET OUT" "MIND?" "YOURFRIENDDOESN'TGET OUT  MUCH, DOES HE?" "YOURFRIENDDOESN'TGET OUT  MUCH, DOES HE?" "ZACKPREFERSTO AVOIDHUMANS," "MUCH, DOES HE?" "ZACKPREFERSTO AVOIDHUMANS, ESPECIALLY NEUROLOGICALLY" "ZACKPREFERSTO AVOIDHUMANS, ESPECIALLY NEUROLOGICALLY TYPICALS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, BUT" "ESPECIALLY NEUROLOGICALLY TYPICALS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, BUT TODAY HIS SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY" "TYPICALS IN SOCIAL SETTINGS, BUT TODAY HIS SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM." "TODAY HIS SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM." "BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL" "HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF HIM." "BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "BY THE WAY, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "YES,ITIS ." "DAY TODAY?" "YES,ITIS ." "WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITH" "YES,ITIS ." "WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITH YOU?" "!" "WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITH YOU?" "!" "THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR DISORDER!" "YOU?" "!" "THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR DISORDER!" "THIS IS YOU!" "THIS ISN'T JUST YOUR DISORDER!" "THIS IS YOU!" "YOU'RE A CERTIFIABLE" "THIS IS YOU!" "YOU'RE A CERTIFIABLE MORON-IDIOT!" "YOU'RE A CERTIFIABLE MORON-IDIOT!" "I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER PICKING" "MORON-IDIOT!" "I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER PICKING A CAPUCHIN MONKEY FOR MY STUDY." "I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER PICKING A CAPUCHIN MONKEY FOR MY STUDY." "A MONKEY I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT" "A CAPUCHIN MONKEY FOR MY STUDY." "A MONKEY I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU " "A MONKEY I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU -- NOSCREAMINGIN THEMALL," "YOU -- NOSCREAMINGIN THEMALL, ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE." "NOSCREAMINGIN THEMALL, ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE." "IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE." "ZACK, OR THE JEWELRY STORE." "IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE." "PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF." "IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE." "PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF." "DON'TYOUSEE?" "PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF." "DON'TYOUSEE?" "THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING." "DON'TYOUSEE?" "THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING." "THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE." "THIS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING." "THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE." "THIS WILL SET US BACK." "THIS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE." "THIS WILL SET US BACK." "IT WILL SET YOU BACK." "THIS WILL SET US BACK." "IT WILL SET YOU BACK." "HELLO,MYNAMEISLUKE ." "IT WILL SET YOU BACK." "HELLO,MYNAMEISLUKE ." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "HELLO,MYNAMEISLUKE ." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "IT'SA SHITDAY,LUKE!" "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "IT'SA SHITDAY,LUKE!" "YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT." "IT'SA SHITDAY,LUKE!" "YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT." "YOU CAN'T SMELL THE STINK." "YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT." "YOU CAN'T SMELL THE STINK." "I AGREE THAT THIS BENCH HAS A" "YOU CAN'T SMELL THE STINK." "I AGREE THAT THIS BENCH HAS A STRANGE SMELL, BUT IN MY" "I AGREE THAT THIS BENCH HAS A STRANGE SMELL, BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE, BAD SMELLS USUALLY" "STRANGE SMELL, BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE, BAD SMELLS USUALLY PASS." "EXPERIENCE, BAD SMELLS USUALLY PASS." "AND BATHING HELPS, ZACK." "TAKEOFFTHOSESTUPID GLASSES." "THEY MAKE YOU LOOK WAY TOO" "GLASSES." "THEY MAKE YOU LOOK WAY TOO SMART." "THEY MAKE YOU LOOK WAY TOO SMART." "THELADYAT THESTORESAID" "SMART." "THELADYAT THESTORESAID  THEY MADE ME LOOK SEXY." "THELADYAT THESTORESAID  THEY MADE ME LOOK SEXY." "THEYDON'TMAKEYOU LOOK" "THEY MADE ME LOOK SEXY." "THEYDON'TMAKEYOU LOOK SEXY." "THEYDON'TMAKEYOU LOOK SEXY." "YOU DON'T LOOK SEXY." "SEXY." "YOU DON'T LOOK SEXY." "YOU NEVER LOOK SEXY, SO DON'T" "YOU DON'T LOOK SEXY." "YOU NEVER LOOK SEXY, SO DON'T EVEN TRY." "YOU NEVER LOOK SEXY, SO DON'T EVEN TRY." "SHESAIDTHEYMADEMELOOK" "EVEN TRY." "SHESAIDTHEYMADEMELOOK SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING." "SHESAIDTHEYMADEMELOOK SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I'M READY, ZACK." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "SIR?" "SIR?" "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?" "SIR?" "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?" "NO." "I 'MBUSY..." "LOOKINGAT" "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?" "NO." "I 'MBUSY..." "LOOKINGAT  THIS NECKLACE." "NO." "I 'MBUSY..." "LOOKINGAT  THIS NECKLACE." "WELL,UM,LETMEKNOW IFYOU" "THIS NECKLACE." "WELL,UM,LETMEKNOW IFYOU NEED ANY HELP." "WELL,UM,LETMEKNOW IFYOU NEED ANY HELP." "I'M JOHN." "MM." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "WHEREISSARA?" "SHE WAS RIGHT THERE, AND..." "WASSHEHELPINGYOU ?" "SHE WAS RIGHT THERE, AND..." "WASSHEHELPINGYOU ?" "I'M SORRY, UM, MAYBE I CAN HELP?" "WASSHEHELPINGYOU ?" "I'M SORRY, UM, MAYBE I CAN HELP?" "COME ON." "I'M SORRY, UM, MAYBE I CAN HELP?" "COME ON." "I BET YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" "COME ON." "I BET YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL" "I BET YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE, RIGHT?" "SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE, RIGHT?" "MY MOTHER IS GREAT AT PICKING" "SOMEONE, RIGHT?" "MY MOTHER IS GREAT AT PICKING OUT THE PERFECT GIFT." "MY MOTHER IS GREAT AT PICKING OUT THE PERFECT GIFT." "YES,I WASGOINGTOASKSARA" "OUT THE PERFECT GIFT." "YES,I WASGOINGTOASKSARA TO HELP ME FIND A PRESENT FOR" "YES,I WASGOINGTOASKSARA TO HELP ME FIND A PRESENT FOR M" "SARA IS YOUR MOTHER." "THIS,YEAH,IS THEFAMILY BUSINESS." "THIS,YEAH,IS THEFAMILY BUSINESS." "SIR." "BUSINESS." "SIR." "I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU LET ME" "SIR." "I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU LET ME IN ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO" "I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT YOU LET ME IN ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO SPEND, WHAT'S THE OCCASION, AND" "IN ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO SPEND, WHAT'S THE OCCASION, AND I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT" "SPEND, WHAT'S THE OCCASION, AND I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND THAT" "I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING." "TOGETHER, WE'LL FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING." "THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS." "SPECIAL SOMETHING." "THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS." "YOUARESO TALL." "THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS." "YOUARESO TALL." "ORYOUCOULDWAITFORMY" "YOUARESO TALL." "ORYOUCOULDWAITFORMY MOTHER." "ORYOUCOULDWAITFORMY MOTHER." "SHE'LL BE BACK FROM HER BREAK IN" "MOTHER." "SHE'LL BE BACK FROM HER BREAK IN 30 MINUTES." "SHE'LL BE BACK FROM HER BREAK IN 30 MINUTES." "MM." "30 MINUTES." "MM. YES." "MM. YES." "30 MINUTES." "YES." "30 MINUTES." "YOU WILL HELP ME FIND EARRINGS 30 MINUTES." "YOU WILL HELP ME FIND EARRINGS FOR MARIA..." "SARA'S SON." "YOU WILL HELP ME FIND EARRINGS FOR MARIA..." "SARA'S SON." "OKAY." "PERFECT." "FOR MARIA..." "SARA'S SON." "OKAY." "PERFECT." "UM, WELL, UH, WE HAVE THIS" "OKAY." "PERFECT." "UM, WELL, UH, WE HAVE THIS PIECE." "UM, WELL, UH, WE HAVE THIS PIECE." "THEY'RE GORGEOUS." "PIECE." "THEY'RE GORGEOUS." "UM..." "THEY'RE GORGEOUS." "UM..." "LUKE!" "LUKE!" "LUKE!" "UM..." "LUKE!" "LUKE!" "LUKE!" "YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, BUT" "LUKE!" "LUKE!" "LUKE!" "YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, BUT NOW YOU NEED TO ADMIT DEFEAT AND" "YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, BUT NOW YOU NEED TO ADMIT DEFEAT AND RETREAT." "NOW YOU NEED TO ADMIT DEFEAT AND RETREAT." "YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR A" "RETREAT." "YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR A NON-JEWELRY-STORE INTERACTION." "YOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR A NON-JEWELRY-STORE INTERACTION." "I'M CANCELING THE FIELD TEST." "NON-JEWELRY-STORE INTERACTION." "I'M CANCELING THE FIELD TEST." "I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER?" "I'M CANCELING THE FIELD TEST." "I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER?" "I'M LEAVING, LUKE." "I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER?" "I'M LEAVING, LUKE." "I WON'T BE PART OF THIS MADNESS." "I'M LEAVING, LUKE." "I WON'T BE PART OF THIS MADNESS." "YOUCANLEAVE." "I WON'T BE PART OF THIS MADNESS." "YOUCANLEAVE." "I'LL GET HOME BY MYSELF." "YOUCANLEAVE." "I'LL GET HOME BY MYSELF." "DON'TYOUSEEHOW STRESSED" "I'LL GET HOME BY MYSELF." "DON'TYOUSEEHOW STRESSED OUT I AM?" "!" "DON'TYOUSEEHOW STRESSED OUT I AM?" "!" "YES,BUTTHAT'SNOT MY" "OUT I AM?" "!" "YES,BUTTHAT'SNOT MY CONCERN RIGHT NOW." "YES,BUTTHAT'SNOT MY CONCERN RIGHT NOW." "THERE SHE IS." "CONCERN RIGHT NOW." "THERE SHE IS." "DON'TDOTHIS." "THERE SHE IS." "DON'TDOTHIS." "I'M " " I WON'T STAY." "DON'TDOTHIS." "I'M " " I WON'T STAY." "I'M " " I'M GOING HOME." "I'M " " I WON'T STAY." "I'M " " I'M GOING HOME." "OKAY." "I'M " " I'M GOING HOME." "OKAY." "[SIGHS]" "OKAY." "[SIGHS] [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]" "[SIGHS] [ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] [ SEA GULLS CALLING ]" "[BREATHESDEEPLY] HI,THERE." "HELLO..." "THERE." "HI,THERE." "HELLO..." "THERE." "UM,I WASJUSTLEAVING." "HELLO..." "THERE." "UM,I WASJUSTLEAVING." "DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?" "UM,I WASJUSTLEAVING." "DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?" "OH,YOUSHOULDNOT LEAVE." "DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?" "OH,YOUSHOULDNOT LEAVE." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "OH,YOUSHOULDNOT LEAVE." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "KINDOFWINDY." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "KINDOFWINDY." "DO YOU WANT TO JOIN " "KINDOFWINDY." "DO YOU WANT TO JOIN -- CANI SITDOWN?" "DO YOU WANT TO JOIN -- CANI SITDOWN?" "[LAUGHS]" "CANI SITDOWN?" "[LAUGHS] YOUREMINDME OF MY SON." "[LAUGHS] YOUREMINDME OF MY SON." "HE'S SHY..." "BUT CUTE." "YOUREMINDME OF MY SON." "HE'S SHY..." "BUT CUTE." "IHAVEMADEHIS ACQUAINTANCE." "HE'S SHY..." "BUT CUTE." "IHAVEMADEHIS ACQUAINTANCE." "YOUSHOPPEDIN MY STORE." "IHAVEMADEHIS ACQUAINTANCE." "YOUSHOPPEDIN MY STORE." "I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR." "YOUSHOPPEDIN MY STORE." "I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR." "JOHNWASNICE." "I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR." "JOHNWASNICE." "YES." "JOHNWASNICE." "YES." "I'M PROUD OF HIM." "YES." "I'M PROUD OF HIM." "YOU'RE NERVOUS." "I'M PROUD OF HIM." "YOU'RE NERVOUS." "I CAN TELL." "YOU'RE NERVOUS." "I CAN TELL." "IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY, ISN'T IT?" "I CAN TELL." "IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY, ISN'T IT?" "CANI " "CANISEE WHATYOU" "IT'S AN IMPORTANT DAY, ISN'T IT?" "CANI " "CANISEE WHATYOU BOUGHT?" "CANI " "CANISEE WHATYOU BOUGHT?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "BOUGHT?" "[ CHUCKLES ] SHE MUST BE VERY SPECIAL." "WE HAVE SIMILAR TASTES." "I WOULDN'T BE NERVOUS." "I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY" "I WOULDN'T BE NERVOUS." "I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY WITH THOSE EARRINGS." "I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY WITH THOSE EARRINGS." "THATWOULDBE VERYNICE." "WITH THOSE EARRINGS." "THATWOULDBE VERYNICE." "I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET" "THATWOULDBE VERYNICE." "I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET WITH MARIA." "I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET WITH MARIA." "HOWLONGHAVEYOU KNOWNHER?" "WITH MARIA." "HOWLONGHAVEYOU KNOWNHER?" "WE'VESPOKENON TWO" "HOWLONGHAVEYOU KNOWNHER?" "WE'VESPOKENON TWO OCCASIONS, AND I THINK SHE'S" "WE'VESPOKENON TWO OCCASIONS, AND I THINK SHE'S VERY NICE AND WILL LIKE TO" "OCCASIONS, AND I THINK SHE'S VERY NICE AND WILL LIKE TO TRAVEL." "VERY NICE AND WILL LIKE TO TRAVEL." "YOU'VENEVERDATED." "TRAVEL." "YOU'VENEVERDATED." "IHAVETO GETAJOBFIRST ." "YOU'VENEVERDATED." "IHAVETO GETAJOBFIRST ." "I'M WORKING ON THAT." "ARE YOU HAPPY, SARA?" "I DON'T LIKE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION." "I DON'T LIKE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION." "I JUST LOOK AWAY AND TALK ABOUT" "QUESTION." "I JUST LOOK AWAY AND TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER." "I JUST LOOK AWAY AND TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER." "YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER." "THE WEATHER." "YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER." "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "INEVERTHOUGHTI'D BEABLE" "ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY?" "INEVERTHOUGHTI'D BEABLE  TO SPEAK TO YOU." "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL." "MY FAMILY DOESN'T..." "JOHN DOESN'T KNOW." "MY FAMILY DOESN'T..." "JOHN DOESN'T KNOW." "PLEASE DON'T..." "JOHN DOESN'T KNOW." "PLEASE DON'T..." "PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM." "PLEASE DON'T..." "PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM." "I'M NOT READY." "PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM." "I'M NOT READY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M NOT READY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "PLEASEDON'TGO ." "I'M SORRY." "PLEASEDON'TGO ." "PLEASE DON'T GO." "PLEASEDON'TGO ." "PLEASE DON'T GO." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "PLEASE DON'T GO." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE DON'T GO." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE DON'T GO." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE DON'T GO." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SARA." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SARA." "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, SARA." "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE, PLEASE." "I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT." "PLEASE, PLEASE." "DON'T GO." "PLEASE, PLEASE." "DON'T GO." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" "DON'T GO." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" "THAT WAS NOT NICE!" "IDECIDEDNOTTOCANCELTHE FIELD TEST AFTER ALL." "I'M STILL IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW." "FIELD TEST AFTER ALL." "I'M STILL IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW." "THOUGH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW" "I'M STILL IN CHARGE, YOU KNOW." "THOUGH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC" "THOUGH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC PROCEDURES." "THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC PROCEDURES." "ANYWAY, I STAYED." "PROCEDURES." "ANYWAY, I STAYED." "THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, SO" "ANYWAY, I STAYED." "THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, SO I'VE READ SOMEWHERE." "THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, SO I'VE READ SOMEWHERE." "I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE" "I'VE READ SOMEWHERE." "I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE RIDICULOUS GLASSES." "I'M GLAD YOU GOT RID OF THOSE RIDICULOUS GLASSES." "YES." "METOO." "RIDICULOUS GLASSES." "YES." "METOO." "NO MORE PRETENDING, OKAY?" "YES." "METOO." "NO MORE PRETENDING, OKAY?" "OKAY." "NO MORE PRETENDING, OKAY?" "OKAY." "RETARD." "IDON'TKNOWWHATCOULDBE TAKING HIM SO LONG." "I MEAN, HE'S " " HE'S NEVER" "TAKING HIM SO LONG." "I MEAN, HE'S " " HE'S NEVER USUALLY THIS LATE." "I MEAN, HE'S " " HE'S NEVER USUALLY THIS LATE." "NO,NEVER." "USUALLY THIS LATE." "NO,NEVER." "DON'TWORRY." "NO,NEVER." "DON'TWORRY." "HE KNOWS ALL THE BUS ROUTES." "DON'TWORRY." "HE KNOWS ALL THE BUS ROUTES." "I'DBEMOREWORRIEDABOUT" "HE KNOWS ALL THE BUS ROUTES." "I'DBEMOREWORRIEDABOUT BRAD." "I'DBEMOREWORRIEDABOUT BRAD." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "BRAD." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WE SHOULD GET HIM A CELLPHONE." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WE SHOULD GET HIM A CELLPHONE." "YEAH,YEAH." "WE SHOULD GET HIM A CELLPHONE." "YEAH,YEAH." "RIGHT?" "YEAH,YEAH." "RIGHT?" "ITHINKYOU'RERIGHT." "YEAH ." "RIGHT?" "ITHINKYOU'RERIGHT." "YEAH ." "HE'SPROBABLYBEENPROMOTED" "ITHINKYOU'RERIGHT." "YEAH ." "HE'SPROBABLYBEENPROMOTED TO C.E.O." "HE'SPROBABLYBEENPROMOTED TO C.E.O. HE'S RE-ORGANIZING THE COMPANY" "TO C.E.O. HE'S RE-ORGANIZING THE COMPANY AS WE SPEAK." "HE'S RE-ORGANIZING THE COMPANY AS WE SPEAK." "RIGHT?" "[BREATHESDEEPLY] [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] LUKE." "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] LUKE." "COME IN." "COME IN." "LUKE." "COME IN." "COME IN." "WHOA." "COME IN." "COME IN." "WHOA." "WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?" "WHOA." "WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?" "BRAD." "WHAT'S UP WITH THE NEW THREADS?" "BRAD." "WHAT?" "BRAD." "WHAT?" "ITHINKYOULOOKCOOL ." "WHAT?" "ITHINKYOULOOKCOOL ." "IT'SLATE." "IKNOW." "ITHINKYOULOOKCOOL ." "IT'SLATE." "IKNOW." "AND I BROKE SOME OF THE HOUSE" "IT'SLATE." "IKNOW." "AND I BROKE SOME OF THE HOUSE RULES." "AND I BROKE SOME OF THE HOUSE RULES." "IT'SOKAY." "RULES." "IT'SOKAY." "I'MSORRY." "IT'SOKAY." "I'MSORRY." "HAVEA SEAT." "LUKE, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "JONAS DIED THIS AFTERNOON." "SOMETHING." "JONAS DIED THIS AFTERNOON." "WE'RE HAVING A SERVICE FOR HIM" "JONAS DIED THIS AFTERNOON." "WE'RE HAVING A SERVICE FOR HIM TOMORROW." "WE'RE HAVING A SERVICE FOR HIM TOMORROW." "THANKYOUFORTELLINGME," "TOMORROW." "THANKYOUFORTELLINGME, UNCLE PAUL." "THANKYOUFORTELLINGME, UNCLE PAUL." "WOULDYOULIKESOMEDINNER?" "UNCLE PAUL." "WOULDYOULIKESOMEDINNER?" "I THINK MY MEAT LOAF CAME OUT" "WOULDYOULIKESOMEDINNER?" "I THINK MY MEAT LOAF CAME OUT OKAY." "I THINK MY MEAT LOAF CAME OUT OKAY." "NO ONE GOT SICK, ANYWAY." "OKAY." "NO ONE GOT SICK, ANYWAY." "YES,I AMVERYHUNGRY." "[ UTENSILS CLANGING ] DO I HAVE A BOOGER IN MY NOSE?" "OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY" "DO I HAVE A BOOGER IN MY NOSE?" "OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?" "OR IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?" "[CHUCKLES]" "TEETH?" "[CHUCKLES] NO." "YOU'RE OKAY, COUSIN." "[CHUCKLES] NO." "YOU'RE OKAY, COUSIN." "MM." "NO." "YOU'RE OKAY, COUSIN." "MM. AREYOUSAD,LUKE?" "MM. AREYOUSAD,LUKE?" "GRANDPAWASOLD..." "ANDSICK." "AREYOUSAD,LUKE?" "GRANDPAWASOLD..." "ANDSICK." "AND HE MISSED MAGGIE VERY MUCH." "GRANDPAWASOLD..." "ANDSICK." "AND HE MISSED MAGGIE VERY MUCH." "AREYOUSUREYOU 'REOKAY?" "AND HE MISSED MAGGIE VERY MUCH." "AREYOUSUREYOU 'REOKAY?" "I'MVERYTIRED." "AREYOUSUREYOU 'REOKAY?" "I'MVERYTIRED." "BUT I AM HAPPY." "I'MVERYTIRED." "BUT I AM HAPPY." "YOUARE?" "BUT I AM HAPPY." "YOUARE?" "REALLY?" "YOUARE?" "REALLY?" "WHATA STUPIDQUESTION." "REALLY?" "WHATA STUPIDQUESTION." "OF COURSE HE'S HAPPY." "WHATA STUPIDQUESTION." "OF COURSE HE'S HAPPY." "JUST LOOK AT HIM." "OF COURSE HE'S HAPPY." "JUST LOOK AT HIM." "[SNIFFS]" "IS THAT BETTER, UNCLE PAUL?" "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'REA REALSMARTASS ,YOU" "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'REA REALSMARTASS ,YOU  KNOW THAT?" "YOU'REA REALSMARTASS ,YOU  KNOW THAT?" "YES." "I AMASMARTASS." "KNOW THAT?" "YES." "I AMASMARTASS." "IT'SGOODTO HAVEYOU HOME." "YES." "I AMASMARTASS." "IT'SGOODTO HAVEYOU HOME." "[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]" "UH,JUST..." "BRINGIT HERE." "ANGRYBETSY." "SOZACK'SBEENCANNED." "ANGRYBETSY." "SOZACK'SBEENCANNED." "THE BIG BOSS IS WAITING FOR YOU" "SOZACK'SBEENCANNED." "THE BIG BOSS IS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM." "THE BIG BOSS IS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM." "GOOD LUCK, KID." "IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM." "GOOD LUCK, KID." "HURRY UP!" "GO!" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] COMEIN." "EXCUSE US." "THANK YOU." "COMEIN." "EXCUSE US." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "EXCUSE US." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "WE'LL RECONVENE." "THANK YOU." "WE'LL RECONVENE." "CLOSE THE DOOR, LUKE." "WE'LL RECONVENE." "CLOSE THE DOOR, LUKE." "[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]" "CLOSE THE DOOR, LUKE." "[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] HAVE A SEAT." "SO, LUKE, I'LL GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT." "INEEDAJOB ,MR. ClickEasy." "THE POINT." "INEEDAJOB ,MR. ClickEasy." "I WILL BE A VERY GOOD WORKER." "INEEDAJOB ,MR. ClickEasy." "I WILL BE A VERY GOOD WORKER." "I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE THE" "I WILL BE A VERY GOOD WORKER." "I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE THE POSTAGE METER AND MAKE COFFEE" "I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE THE POSTAGE METER AND MAKE COFFEE AND FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND" "POSTAGE METER AND MAKE COFFEE AND FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL." "AND FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL." "ZACK SAYS I'M A VERY QUICK" "DELIVER SNAIL MAIL." "ZACK SAYS I'M A VERY QUICK LEARNER, AND I HAVEN'T LEARNED" "ZACK SAYS I'M A VERY QUICK LEARNER, AND I HAVEN'T LEARNED COMPUTER SHIT YET." "LEARNER, AND I HAVEN'T LEARNED COMPUTER SHIT YET." "I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO" "COMPUTER SHIT YET." "I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME" "I WISH I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT." "ZACK, BUT PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT." "I HAVEN'T ASKED MARIA OUT ON A" "OUT." "I HAVEN'T ASKED MARIA OUT ON A DATE YET." "I HAVEN'T ASKED MARIA OUT ON A DATE YET." "AREYOUDONE?" "DATE YET." "AREYOUDONE?" "YES." "I 'MDONE." "AREYOUDONE?" "YES." "I 'MDONE." "LISTEN,ZACHARY'SON HISWAY" "YES." "I 'MDONE." "LISTEN,ZACHARY'SON HISWAY  TO HEAD MY RESEARCH AND" "LISTEN,ZACHARY'SON HISWAY  TO HEAD MY RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, AND HE'S" "TO HEAD MY RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, AND HE'S GOING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU." "DEVELOPMENT OFFICE, AND HE'S GOING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU." "UM..." "GOING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU." "UM..." "HE TOLD ME..."IF THAT IDIOT LUKE" "UM..." "HE TOLD ME..."IF THAT IDIOT LUKE CAN PULL WHAT HE DID, THEN I" "HE TOLD ME..."IF THAT IDIOT LUKE CAN PULL WHAT HE DID, THEN I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T BE" "CAN PULL WHAT HE DID, THEN I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ADAPT MY" "DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ADAPT MY SOCIAL-PATTERN-RECOGNITION" "ABLE TO ADAPT MY SOCIAL-PATTERN-RECOGNITION SOFTWARE TO BE WHORED INTO USE" "SOCIAL-PATTERN-RECOGNITION SOFTWARE TO BE WHORED INTO USE AS A DIRECT MARKETING TOOL."" "SOFTWARE TO BE WHORED INTO USE AS A DIRECT MARKETING TOOL." HE ALSO SAID I WAS TO GIVE YOU A" "AS A DIRECT MARKETING TOOL." HE ALSO SAID I WAS TO GIVE YOU A JOB." "HE ALSO SAID I WAS TO GIVE YOU A JOB." "AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM." "JOB." "AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM." "[SIGHS]" "AND IF I DIDN'T, HE'D SCREAM." "[SIGHS] IT'S VERY ANNOYING WHEN ZACK" "[SIGHS] IT'S VERY ANNOYING WHEN ZACK SCREAMS." "IT'S VERY ANNOYING WHEN ZACK SCREAMS." "YEAH,TELLME ABOUTIT." "SCREAMS." "YEAH,TELLME ABOUTIT." "SO, LUKE..." "WOULD YOU ACCEPT" "YEAH,TELLME ABOUTIT." "SO, LUKE..." "WOULD YOU ACCEPT BEING THE NEW OFFICIAL" "SO, LUKE..." "WOULD YOU ACCEPT BEING THE NEW OFFICIAL ClickEasy OFFICE TRAINEE?" "BEING THE NEW OFFICIAL ClickEasy OFFICE TRAINEE?" "WOULDI LEARNCOMPUTERSHIT" "ClickEasy OFFICE TRAINEE?" "WOULDI LEARNCOMPUTERSHIT AS AN OFFICE TRAINEE?" "WOULDI LEARNCOMPUTERSHIT AS AN OFFICE TRAINEE?" "OH,IT'SREQUIRED." "AS AN OFFICE TRAINEE?" "OH,IT'SREQUIRED." "ZACHARY SAID SO." "OH,IT'SREQUIRED." "ZACHARY SAID SO." "YES,I ACCEPT." "ZACHARY SAID SO." "YES,I ACCEPT." "GOOD." "YES,I ACCEPT." "GOOD." "THANK YOU." "GOOD." "THANK YOU." "DOESTHISMEANIHAVE APAID" "THANK YOU." "DOESTHISMEANIHAVE APAID JOB?" "DOESTHISMEANIHAVE APAID JOB?" "SOMEPEOPLECANSCRATCHOUT" "JOB?" "SOMEPEOPLECANSCRATCHOUT AN EXISTENCE ON WHAT YOU'LL BE" "SOMEPEOPLECANSCRATCHOUT AN EXISTENCE ON WHAT YOU'LL BE RECEIVING, BUT I'VE HEARD THE" "AN EXISTENCE ON WHAT YOU'LL BE RECEIVING, BUT I'VE HEARD THE BENEFITS ARE GREAT." "RECEIVING, BUT I'VE HEARD THE BENEFITS ARE GREAT." "LUKE, GET TO WORK." "BENEFITS ARE GREAT." "LUKE, GET TO WORK." "YES." "THANKYOU." "LUKE, GET TO WORK." "YES." "THANKYOU." "[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]" "CINDYANDIMADELOVE TODAY." "WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR." "WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YEAR." "[ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU" "[ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU ALL THIS." "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU ALL THIS." "BUT I AM." "ALL THIS." "BUT I AM." "ISITNICE..." "TOSCREW?" "BUT I AM." "ISITNICE..." "TOSCREW?" "YES." "ISITNICE..." "TOSCREW?" "YES." "IT'S VERY NICE." "YES." "IT'S VERY NICE." "[SIGHS]" "LUKE." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "MARIA,I HAVEAJOB THATPAYS" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "MARIA,I HAVEAJOB THATPAYS  REAL MONEY AND GIVES BENEFITS." "MARIA,I HAVEAJOB THATPAYS  REAL MONEY AND GIVES BENEFITS." "AND AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM NOT" "REAL MONEY AND GIVES BENEFITS." "AND AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM NOT STARING AT YOUR BREASTS, BUT AT" "AND AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM NOT STARING AT YOUR BREASTS, BUT AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES." "STARING AT YOUR BREASTS, BUT AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES." "I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A" "YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES." "I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE..." "WITH ME..." "TO A RESTAURANT" "I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE..." "WITH ME..." "TO A RESTAURANT OR A MOVIE OR A BAR." "DATE..." "WITH ME..." "TO A RESTAURANT OR A MOVIE OR A BAR." "BUT I CAN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL" "OR A MOVIE OR A BAR." "BUT I CAN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ACT SILLY." "BUT I CAN'T DRINK ANY ALCOHOL BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ACT SILLY." "DO YOU ACCEPT, MARIA?" "BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ACT SILLY." "DO YOU ACCEPT, MARIA?" "UM,I 'MGLADYOUFINALLYGOT" "DO YOU ACCEPT, MARIA?" "UM,I 'MGLADYOUFINALLYGOT THE JOB, LUKE." "UM,I 'MGLADYOUFINALLYGOT THE JOB, LUKE." "AND I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIR." "THE JOB, LUKE." "AND I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIR." "THATDOESNOTANSWERMY" "AND I LIKE YOUR NEW HAIR." "THATDOESNOTANSWERMY QUESTION." "THATDOESNOTANSWERMY QUESTION." "I'MSORRY,LUKE." "QUESTION." "I'MSORRY,LUKE." "SO,I CANASSUMEYOU ARE" "I'MSORRY,LUKE." "SO,I CANASSUMEYOU ARE  DECLINING MY OFFER, THEN, MARIA." "SO,I CANASSUMEYOU ARE  DECLINING MY OFFER, THEN, MARIA." "YES." "SORRY." "DECLINING MY OFFER, THEN, MARIA." "YES." "SORRY." "MYRELATIVESTELLMETHAT I'M" "YES." "SORRY." "MYRELATIVESTELLMETHAT I'M QUITE A CATCH." "MYRELATIVESTELLMETHAT I'M QUITE A CATCH." "SO YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRET" "QUITE A CATCH." "SO YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRET THIS..." "SO YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRET THIS..." "A LOT." "MM. [SIGHS] HEY." "[SIGHS] HEY." "THERE'S, UM " " THERE'S ALWAYS A" "HEY." "THERE'S, UM " " THERE'S ALWAYS A NEXT TIME, RIGHT?" "THERE'S, UM " " THERE'S ALWAYS A NEXT TIME, RIGHT?" "YES." "THEREIS ." "NEXT TIME, RIGHT?" "YES." "THEREIS ." "AND ANGRY BETSY IS TEACHING ME" "YES." "THEREIS ." "AND ANGRY BETSY IS TEACHING ME TO USE THE INTERNET." "AND ANGRY BETSY IS TEACHING ME TO USE THE INTERNET." "THERE ARE 3.2 BILLION FEMALES ON" "TO USE THE INTERNET." "THERE ARE 3.2 BILLION FEMALES ON THIS PLANET." "THERE ARE 3.2 BILLION FEMALES ON THIS PLANET." "I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE." "THIS PLANET." "I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE." "THAT'SVERYTRUE." "I ONLY NEED TO FIND ONE." "THAT'SVERYTRUE." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]"