"I saw Merlí and Gerard's mother kissing." "No way." "Is it not clear to you that I don't want Gerard to know anything?" "Gina, I'm tired of a teenager mortgaging our relationship." "I won't say anything to Gerard, Merlí." "What?" "Should we tell him?" "I don't know, man." "Your mother... yesterday... was very excited, right?" "I don't know." "Like always, right?" " Where's my brother?" " Don't say anything to Gerard." "He is so upset with the Monica thing." "Let him calm down a bit then we'll decide." "Ivan." "What's wrong?" "Are you okay?" "Did you come alone?" "I trust you." "I know you can do it." "Listen, Joan." "While you're living here, we make the rules." "If you skip them, like with the piercing, forget about your phone and pay for it." "What?" "Next week, you'll turn 18, right?" "Oh my, you remember?" "We can throw a party." "And where is that?" "Anywhere is fine." "In a park." "Did I hear party?" "Anywhere is fine." "In a park." "Did I hear party?" "Gina, I've been thinking" "And I think we'd better stop this pseudo-relationship that we're having." "What?" "When you want to be with me without your son upfront, call me." "Okay." "So, what do we do now?" "Should we hide?" " Now, when he enters..." " We'll sing." "Fuck, it's not a bad idea. isn't it?" "Hurry, he's coming." "He's coming." "Wave, wave." "Congratulations, man." "Congratulations!" "Now, you can vote." "Guys, I suggest we throw a super party tomorrow" " and play to death." " Okay." "Congratulations, handsome." "Congratulations." "A party." "How cool." "18 already." "Congratulations." "Hey, Pol, tomorrow, we'll hang out." "Don't let me down." "Of course." "Hey, Pol, tomorrow, we'll hang out." "Don't let me down." "Of course." "We need money, right?" "Silence." "Sit down." "Come on, Merlí." "Today is my 18th birthday." "And I see that you haven't congratulated me or given me anything." " Of course I bring you a gift." " Oh, yeah?" "Look at this." "Climb up here and you'll see Cantebury." "In honor of your 18th birthday, Pol, today we talk about a philosopher whose name is Epicurus, a philosopher of hedonism." "The Hedonists lived a life dedicated exclusively to pleasure." "Well, I'm hedonistic, because for me the pleasure comes first." "The pleasure of jerking off everyday." "Shut up, asshole." "As if you don't do it, man." "No, Marc, you're not a hedonist, or at least, not like Epicurus." "Epicurus had a very simple life." "He had a very simple house with a small garden." "He wore very modest clothes." "And he had enough so he didn't get thirsty or hungry." "What Epicurus was looking for is "ataraxia"" "which is, the absence of any disturbance." "He believed that a happy man is not the one who experiences the most intense pleasures, but the one who keeps avoiding suffering." "Merlí, all this stuff about simple life and ataraxia is nice." "But what about money?" "You can't go anywhere without money." "Money." "Epicurus would tell you if you have a lot of money and credit cards, all that but no friends, you'll never be happy." "True friends are the only ones who can give you the possibility of not suffering in this life." "What do you prefer?" "Having a lot of money with no friends or having friends but not a dime?" " Friends." " Money." " I'm sure." " Come on." " You prefer money." "I want money." "Give me your bank check and I'll go through everything." "Gerard, give me the phone." "No, I was turning it off." " I know, but phones are not allowed in class." " I'll put it away." "Give me." "You have to tell your mother to come and pick it up." "Pathetic." "The man was hanging a Santa Claus on the balcony, on the second floor." "He fell and died." "Where did that happen?" "In Norway, last year." "That would not happen to Epicurus." "He would find it disturbing hanging a Santa Claus." "Epicurus and I have that in common." "Santa Claus makes me nervous." "I think things always happen." "Living is dangerous." "Yes, but I'm glad because you realize there're people who are more miserable than you." "because you think you're the only miserable one in the world." "In the world, no." "But at school, yes." "I'm sure of it." "No, everyone has their problem." "Joan, for example, has a difficult father." "Berta suffers." " And I just broke up with the woman I love." " Okay." " But I'm out of the standard." " But if the standard is not like you, then screw the standard." "I have with you conversations that I don't have with any of my students." "Because I talk about strange things, like you." "My mother is sick of it." "In class, they stopped talking with me." "You have to be popular to have friends." "I'm too different." " Listen, we're going home." " No." "We go out 4 times a week." "And you always end up forcing me to go back." " I want to go back." "Jesus." " Let's go to school." " It's near here." "We won't come in." " No." "Listen." "You came to your mother's bar by yourself." " Let's go." "Dammit." " Imagine that we go back home and you get hit by a truck." "If you kept walking, you wouldn't have been run over." "Forget it." " The last time he ended up drunk." " Guys, so what?" "One moment, Don't you remember when...?" "Where are we going to have the party?" "I don't have fucking money to go to bars." "Yeah, me neither." "Not in my house, either." "There's bad feeling." "They stole my brother's phone." "They also stole your PSP in 8th grade." " Yes, some son of a bitch." " You still don't get over that PSP?" "Get over it, Marc, dammit." "Well, where are we going to party?" "I want to party." "Hey!" "What's up, guys?" "What's wrong with you?" "Don't you start it." "Hey, Gerard, what a drag." "Merlí took your phone." "I don't know what the hell that stung your father." "His cock is stung." " That's right." " You, a moment." "Seriously, where do we have the party?" " Don't know." " We can ask your father." "Don't." "With his grandmother?" "Are you crazy?" "At worse, we will be at the park, right?" "Hey, Joan, you're coming or not?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Say you come to sleep at my house." "Can I?" "Sure, man." " Guys, Monica has the perfect house to throw a party." " Yes, with pool." "Really?" "Damn, a house with pool?" "She will say no." " No?" " Hi." "Hello, Monica." " How are you?" "Give her a seat." " Okay, sit down." "Sit here with us." "Listen, we have a huge problem." "Which is?" "We still don't have a place to party." "Yes, we are throwing one tonight." "Don't you know some place," "I don't know, a house with pool." "You bastard." "After the video thing..." " Well, if you want, I can show you my cock so you can forgive us." " Let's see." "My mother is on watch on Fridays and Saturdays." "Then what?" "Then if you want to have party at my house..." "Ah, there's party!" "But on one condition:" "You help me clean up everything." "I swear I'll help you." "We'll bring alcohol from home." "I don't have a dime." "I have no money." "I do." "Give me your ID We'll go shopping." "That's very good, very good." "I have ID, you, money." "How much?" "100 euros?" "But in the face?" "What did he do in class?" "You, Vilaseca, come here." "You do theater classes?" "I have a role for you." "Do you get along well with Ivan?" " Well, we didn't talk much." " Yeah." "Then you have to learn this text which is marked." "I memorize this?" "Yes." "Tomorrow, go to this address at 8." "And we'll have this conversation." "I believe you'd be convincing." " After I drop my brother at school, I'll go." " Very good." "Be punctual, eh?" " Okay?" " Yes." "Okay." "Merlí, there's a party at Monica's house this afternoon." "Oh yeah?" "They won't let you go." "My father, certainly not." "I get good grades." "But anything which is not related to studying..." "What do you want to say?" "That I talk with your father?" "If so, it'd be complicated." "I don't know how to convince him." "Does your mother understand you?" "A bit more." "Then don't try to convince someone who doesn't understand you." "It's her that you have to convince that this party is important to you." "Gerard." "I called your phone and you didn't pick up." "Ask Merlí." "It had to be him, right?" "Gerard, I wanted to talk to you, but..." "He had to take my phone." "I don't understand, really." " He took your phone?" " Yes, in the middle of the class." "I wasn't talking to anyone." "I was turning it off." "And he said if you don't come, he won't give it back." "Oh, yeah." "You don't believe me?" "No." "I believe you." "Don't worry." "I'll pick it up." "It's okay." " Okay." "You go tomorrow." "I need it for the party." " What party?" "Nothing." "A party at Monica's house." "At Monica's house?" "I don't want comments, mom." "You stay at Monica's house?" "No, I'll sleep at Marc's house." "But I need phone to make plans." "You know?" "Can you pick it up?" "Okay." "The bag, Gerard." "Yes." "Everyone's going." "I told you when we have dinner, we'll talk to dad." "I'm asking you." "Can I go?" "I don't know." "How is that party?" "A birthday party." "How do you want it to be?" "We have music." "I don't know." "You only want me to get good grades." "Oh, don't say that." "I want to go out to celebrate the good grades I've got." " Where is that Monica's house?" "Who cares where the house is?" "It's uptown." "It even has a pool." "You don't go swimming at night, right?" "Of course not." "I don't know." "Then..." "We will ask your dad." "Jesus, mom." "Do you always have to do what he says?" "Don't you think?" " Listen, Joan." "Don't talk to me like that." ""Don't talk to me like that." "Don't talk to me like that."" "I need to go to the party." "I'll sleep over at Uri's house." "Dad won't let me." "He is always with his shitty way of thinking." "Joan, please." "Jesus, mom." "I'm right and you know it." "You think so, too." "He always tells us what to do." "You will go to the party." "Okay?" "But don't say anything." "Leave it to me." "Stand straight, Ivan." "Dammit." "And move your hair." "You can't see anything." "I don't understand why we have to go out at this hour." "You must get used to school hours when you come back by yourself." " Ah, a classmate." " I don't want him to see me." "Hello, Marc." "Hello." "How are you, Ivan?" "What's wrong, Marc?" "You seem off." "Nothing." "Bad stuffs at home." "My father." "But aren't you living with your mom?" "Yes, but sometimes he get involved with her." "I don't know." "Everything went wrong." "Hey, you need to cheer up, eh?" "I don't know." "And you, Ivan, will you go back to school?" " We miss you." " He'll be back soon." " You, go." "You'll be late." " Why don't you come to the party tonight?" "What party?" "At Monica's house." "You comb your hair a bit and come." "You're not up for parties, Marc." "I said you seem depressed." "Bye." "See?" "You're not the only miserable one in class." "Look, it's a very interesting book." "It raises profound questions." "Hey, hello." " Didn't you break up our relationship?" " Oh, yeah?" "Then why do you make me come with the excuse for Gerard's phone?" "I did that because when you see me, you'll realize what you've missed." "You got nerve." "Come on, give me the phone." "I don't have it." "You have to ask the custodian." "That's the rule." "Okay." "You're gorgeous." "You don't have class?" "Laia." "I'm Gerard's mother, first year." "Do you remember me?" "Gina." "Yes." "I came to pick up Gerard's phone because Merlí took it in the middle of class, so..." "Then, come in." "The custodian keeps it." "Really?" "Yes." "I don't think Merlí has it." "With Merlí, you never know." "Because..." "You two used to be a couple?" "Why do you ask me that?" "Theoretically, Merlí and I are together." "You're together?" "Yes." "Well, I don't know why..." "I'm in a mess so I want to talk to you to clear up some stuffs." "What do you want?" "I give you some clues to know him better?" "Yeah, I guess so, but I understand that this is personal." "Listen." "To break up with me, he told me he had had vasectomy." "What?" "Yes." "I made it clear that I wasn't stupid and so it was all over," "In other word, I can't help you." "Thank you." "I don't understand why they come to my office when they ignore my advises." "I'm an experienced lawyer." "Joan won't have dinner tonight." "Oh, no?" "He's going to Uri's home to do an assignment." "Then he'll come to pick his stuffs up." "He will stay over." "But on Fridays, three of us watch a movie together.." "Well, this Friday, only you and I watch it." "It's okay." "If it's only for an assignment, he doesn't need to stay over." "I can come pick him up." "No, let him be." " So, they can study in the morning." " And you believe him?" " No, they will spend all day playing games..." " Lately, he has been studying a lot." "It's okay if he spends a day playing games." "He deserves it." "All right." "Hi." "Gina is very beautiful." "Yes." "I saw her at the entrance." "And we talked." "Ah." "I told her about you." "The vasectomy thing." "If you are a couple, she should know." "You don't feel bad, right?" "No, no." "No." "Hey, Marc, come here for a second." " Save me my seat." " Okay." "The party theme wasn't on the text I gave you." "It came naturally." "Naturally." "Actors." "Did you make up the text?" "How do you know I don't get along with my dad?" "No idea." "Is that so?" "Let's say that role wasn't tough for me." "Yeah." "Of course you have to introduce me to your mother." "She is a very fine actress." " Most actors want to be like her." " You don't know what you are saying." "Come on, go." "I see that you and Laia have become good friends." "Was it so hard to tell her you no longer wanted to be with her, that you had to make up...?" "Well, it came naturally." "You ask me to be with you before I talk to Gerard." "But how can I trust you?" "What will happen next?" "If we are together, what can I expect?" "What surprise you have for me?" "Will you make up a vasectomy or will you tell me you're Mormon?" "You don't tell the truth, Merlí." "You manipulate to go your way." "You took Gerard's phone to be with me." "I admit I like that you're sassy." "But as you know, I've just had a not so nice separation." "Before embarking with another man," "I need to know him." "And especially with you." "Because you can leave me for any stupid reason." "Will we fuck or not?" "Come on." "Stop being a jerk, please." "Actually, no." "I don't want to be with you until I know who you are." "Who we are, where we came from, where we go..." "They are question that have been answered for thousands of years." "I don't know who I am?" "I don't know, Gina." "I'm this man, who make you feel hot when I call you "babe", who came to Cosmocaixa, pretending it was a coincident, whom you like fucking in unexpected places, the favorite teacher of your son ..." "I don't know." "I'm all those." "Seriously, Merlí," "If you really want to be with me, will you think about what I told you?" "And now, please, go, I want to be alone." "Come on." "Leave before your father comes home." "I'll be back late." "I'll eat at Uri's house." "And call us." "Thank you." "Do you like any girl?" "Mom." "I don't know." "You're at this age..." " Is there anyone you like at the party?" " No." " We never talk about those topics." " Because dad doesn't want to." "Here we only do what he wants." "You know that." "And I have to act like I'm going to a friend's house to go to a party." "What a pain, right, mom?" "You're going to a party." "You want that, right?" "Now, go." "Have fun." "What are you doing?" "Cut me my hair." "There's a party today and I think I'll go." "Why do you go to a party?" "I prefer going to a party to going to school." " Come on, cut me my hair." " Ivan." "Mom, everyone is going." "I'm happier now." "I'd love that you go to a party, but I don't see it clear." "If I don't feel good, I'll go back." "Merlí says I have to be more determined." "You don't have to listen to everything he says." "No, you can't go." "But I want to." "Do you realize what you're talking?" "After locking yourself up for 3 months, you only go out with Merlí." "We go out almost every day." "I have gone miles with him." "Moreover, the other day, I went to the bar by myself, didn't I?" "Come on." "Cut me my hair." "I'll cut it." "But I'll call Merlí." "Without him, I won't let you go." "Set the table." "A public high school party in a house with pool?" "Monica, I love you." "You know it, right?" "Who did your father swindle?" "Hey, we're rich kids." "Idiot." "Okay." " We are not, make no mistake." " You're a little rich." "You have 4 washrooms, girl." "Play hard and no panties." "Look what a view!" "This postcard is sent on Las Ramblas, man!" "Look, look, look." "Guys, a little help with drinks." "Okay." "Hey, you're all here." "How cool, huh?" "Really?" "You, Marc." "I want no candles, no cupcakes, no any of that nonsense" "No, man, no." "The only that matters:" "Fucking." "I want no candles, no cupcakes, no any of that nonsense" "No, man, no." "The only that matters:" "Fucking." "Let's go there." "You already wear condom, right?" "Let's go there." "You already wear condom, right?" "You, you..." "You already wear condom, right?" "You, you..." "My cousin told me if you lick a girl's ear, you'll fuck her." "What are you going to fuck?" "You're a dumbass." "What about a threesome, man?" "You're a dumbass." "What about a threesome, man?" "You have to try everything, right?" "Which girl do you want?" "Bruno, in times of war, any hole is trench." "Come on!" "Go... recruit." "Bruno." "What the fuck does she want?" "I tell her who I am?" "Who can explain how he is himself?" "You, for example, how are you?" "I have an asshole point." "But people forgive me because I'm a fine actress." "I live a day." "I don't think about death, have force to make so many wars and to re-marry if I want." "Although, right now, I don't like anyone about 70 years old." "But I can still fall in love." "Just like you." " And what Gina wants is that you tell her you're in love." " Love, love." "Jesus." "But what is this?" ""The Bridges of Madison County"?" "Why do you women insist us to explain everything?" "Is being in love not enough?" "Why do we have to verbalize it?" "You take infatuation like a trauma." "Now you're in denial." "But you like Gina." "Of course, I like her." "Maybe it's age." "You are getting old." "Hell, if I am old, you're a mummy." "Oh ... wait." "Pour me more wine." "Did she tell me she loves me?" "No." "The thing is I don't need her to tell me that." "So far, she only shows that she loves her dorky son." "Miriam?" "Go, go, do it." "Hey, you look reay cute in this photo." "Shut up, idiot." "This vodka is disgusting." "Yes, but it goes up, man." " We'll make another drink." " Another." " Are you coming or not?" " Yes." "Come on." "What are you drinking?" "Whiskey and orange juice" "But I have very little." "I get you." "You don't dance?" "No, not my thing." "Joan, man." "But everyone is going wild." "Your shirt look nice." "O, speak again, bright angel," "As glorious to this night" "As is a winged messenger of heaven." "Shakespeare?" "Romeo." "Come, come." "What are you doing, man?" "You licked my ear." "Hello?" "Is there a living being here?" "Hello?" "Excuse me." "Is Ivan here?" "What happened to the wild child?" "Laugh." "I like your dark eyes." "If you could go to the party tonight, you'd score." "I can." "If you go with me, my mother will let me go." "No, no way." "But why?" "Because no." "I'm ready." "I went to the bar alone the other day." "And I got along well with Marc." "It doesn't matter." "But, wait." "Don't you want me to go out and back to school?" "Jesus, do you still remember you were here that day, opening the curtain and saying that phrase which suit you well?" "What sentence?" "You told me, "One day, you'll have to return to the world of the living."" " I told you that?" " Yes." "Oh my, how briliant." "Then, today is the day I return to the world of the living." "No, the world of the living can wait." "Until today, we have been doing step by step." "What we will not do is running and wanting to make big step." "Therefore, you're not going to the party." "Period." "When you take time going to school by yourself, then you can go to parties and go around the world if you want." "Shit." "Come on, bring me a beer." "I'll stick with you for a while and we'll chat." "How exiting." "Don't complain." "Besides, those parties are supposed to be fun, but actually, they're boring." "Pol Rubio "in the house" 2015." "[Singing "Cantando"" " Kase.o]" "Handsome." " Who wants whiskey with orange juice?" " Me." "Come on, baby." "Tania, I'm super happy." "You come with us, Joan." "You're so cool." "Listen." "I've never said this, But you're fucking great." "Cheer!" "Handsome." "Who wants a drink?" "Monica." "Hey." "Gerard is looking for you." "He was behind me all night." "By the way, do you know his mother is dating Merlí?" "What are you saying?" "Really?" "Wow." "Baby." "Wait, have you seen Monica?" "Jesus." "She was just there." "Fuck, man!" "Maybe, today is your day." "I don't know, man." "When I decided to flirt with her, too bad she liked bulls which busts my ball." "But because I like her, I have to fuck off." "You know?" "She also likes "Steppenwolf", a very boring novel." "I know it." "I was screwed, man." "I told her I loved it." "But I couldn't even get to page 10." "Hey, man." "Come here, come." "I like you very well." "Thank you for coming to the party, Gerard." "Okay." "Damn, Ivan." "If you had told me you have this roof, we would have been here sooner." "It's amazing." "No, no, no, no, too thick." "It has to be translucent." "You have to be able to see the moon through this sausage." "You know?" "Epicurus was right." "To be happy: just don't get starved and thirsty." "He was crazy." "You are obsessed with absurd deaths," "Do you know what Epicurus said?" "It doesn't make sense that we're worried about death." "While we exist, death is not present, and when death comes, we no longer exist." "You have more fear to life than death, Ivan." "When I grow up, I will work in politics," "I will become president or something," "But I wouldn't earn much so I couldn't be criticized." "I pay with my money for food and transportation." "I want to." "When I die, they'd put my coffin in the city hall." "What's up?" "Will is power, right?" "No, man, no." "Don't believe in that Disney phrase." "No, will is not power." "As strong as your will is, if you're not able to do one thing, you won't do it." "So I don't have talent to be politician?" "Yes, you do." "But you don't need talent to be politician." "You have something to say." "And at your age, that's a lot." "You'll end up devoting yourself to politics." "I'll vote for you." "I also know that I won't get married and have children." "I didn't want to get married or have children." "I wanted to be rich." "And I got married, had a son and work as a teacher." "What about your father?" "Right." "Privacy is for the night." "The situation lends itself to talk about delicate things." "No, I don't have father, I've never had." "My mother always tactfully explained to me, so that I'm not affected." "Do you want the untactful version?" "Obviously." "My mother was 22." "She went to a party and fucked a guy." "And when he knew that she was pregnant, he ignored her like shit." "The guy disappeared from the map." "And she decided to take care of me by herself." "So I guess, somewhere, there's a guy who looks like me." "Ivan, I like you better every day." "I see the moon." " Go." " Come on." "Now, me." "Go." "Okay." "I have never done a threesome." "Right, none of us." "What are you doing, man?" "Where are you going?" "Who did you have a threesome with?" "Your parents?" "What's up?" "What's up?" "I'm thirsty." "You're thirsty?" "Come on." "Now, me." "I've never had sex in a bathroom." "Berta Prats." "Slow down." "Ah, mate!" "But...!" "How did you?" "We did it." "We did it..." "That's it: we did it." "I've never fallen for anyone at this table." "Really?" "Yes." "What's happening?" "Are you all in love?" "Oh, man." "I leave this game." " I'm going." "Bye." " Where are you going?" "Bye." "Guys, are we going to bath or not?" "Okay, Monica." "Bye." "I won't swim." "It's childish." "Why?" "There's nothing childish about it." "Well, childish, childish is childish, right?" "Ok, come on." "Yes." "Look this way." "You're mother of the future president." "Don't joke." "I would like him to stop surfing internet sometimes." "Why?" "It's good that he pays attention to what's going on." "Ivan doesn't understand this world." "So he wants to know it through the computer." "The real world is right here in a half-empty bar." "Yeah, Miriam." "But you have to be patient." "When will he come back to school?" "I'm afraid he can't catch up with the course." "I can also be here on weekends." "I only have saving for this." "What about your boyfriend?" "He doesn't help you?" "He is traveling." "You must feel lonely." " Are you hitting on me?" " No." "But I already told you what I think, you're beautiful." "Thank you for taking care of Ivan." "When you want to party in this house, let me know." "[La revolución sexual" " La Casa Azul]" " He did it backwards." " Wow." "Is that glass yours?" "Gerard didn't read "Steppenwolf"." "He told you he had read it to look cool." "I kill him." "I did read it." "And I love it." "Really?" "You remember when Merlí asked us to write what was happiness to us?" "Someone wrote:" ""I would be happier with Monica de Vilamore."" "Gerard." "Fucking Gerard." "I like you a lot." "I tried to tell you in the library, but ..." "I did not dare." "I don't ask you to say that you feel the same." "I don't want to bother you." "I just want you to know this is the best course in my life" "Because, every day, I know, that when I come to class," "you ... you'll be there." "Sorry, sorry." "Marc, Marc." "Seriously, leave that." "Marc!" "Is Joan still showing off?" "I guess." "I'll never have a house like this." "Why not?" "Man, don't you know my family?" "What's left of my family." "My father and my brother could have died and I'd stay with my mother and my grandmother." "So peaceful." "Jesus, Pol." "What?" "What would my mother give me for my 18th birthday?" "When I was little, all the kids had more things than I." "More gifts, bigger houses." "I always wanted to have what others had." "If you have a house like this, you have an easier life." "For starter, sure you will live with a beautiful woman, eh?" "Imagine." "You're here with a fucking master's silk dressing gown." "Then comes the woman." "She comes close to you, hugs you, touches you with her breasts." "You take her ass with two hands, while you start kissing her hard for a long time." "Then she blows you, and you eat her." "What?" "Don't tell me you don't like it, Bruno." "Pol, you already know that ..." "I don't like girls." "Oh no?" "No." "Then why are you having a hard-on?" "What about you?" "Marc is right." "You have to try everything." " Damn, Gerard." " Sorry, sorry." "This place is a bomb, eh?" "Look, what a house, what a pool," "Really nice view." "You look nice." " You're fine, too." " Really?" "Actually, I like to see you happy." "Normally, you seems worried." "Me, worried?" "No way." "Do I really look worried?" "No, no, not today." "Listen, Monica." "I..." "Actually, I was going to tell you that you take the thing with your mother so well." "Wait, thing with my mother?" "What do you mean?" "About Merlí." "You don't know?" "That your mother and Merlí are dating?" "No?" "Marc said that he saw them kissing at CosmoCaixa." "What are you saying?" "Marc?" "He's nuts." "He just made that up." "Ignore him." " What a jerk to make that up." " Of course." "Can you imagine my mother and Merlí..." "Just kidding." "No way." "Ge-Gerard?" "She's fucking Merlí." "You jerk." "You knew about my mother but didn't tell me." " I was going to tell you." " Yes?" "Douchebag!" "Motherfucker!" "I kill you!" "Asshole!" "Motherfucker!" "Joan?" "Joan!" "Joan!" "Guys, guys!" "Joan is not responding." "He's unconscious." "What?" "Joan!" " I'm calling an ambulance?" " Yeah." "Wait, his father doesn't know he's here." "What are you saying?" "Joan!" "Joan, Man!" " Fuck, shit!" "Joan!" "Joan, please!" "It's been half an hour." "Why don't they tell us anything?" "This is a public hospital." "The nurse said we have to wait." "How did we let him drink that much?" "We all saw him get on with it." "And no one said anything." "I think now they are doing the intestine cleansing for him." " If there's no adult, they won't let him go." "Really." " I called my dad." "He's coming." "Fuck, the missing one." "Gerard, come here." " Do you want to stop showing off?" " What's wrong, man?" "You're getting on my nerves." "Stop it." "And another thing:" "I don't want you to touch Marc again." "Look, I was blind, man, I don't know." "He'll be ok, right?" "Years ago, a cousin of my mother got the same thing." "An ethylic coma." "And what?" "Did he recover?" "Well, he died." "Dammit, Marc!" "Holy shit." "You are idiots or what?" "How did you let this happen?" "Excuse me." "Who do I have to talk to about a boy who is in ethylic coma, Joan Capdevilla?" "I'm his father." "Then, come with me, please." "Fantastic." "Now he impersonates his father." "At least that would explain everything." "Are you hurt?" "No, I hold this because it's fashionable." "You know?" "Can I still stay over at your house?" "Jesus, you're a jerk." "I don't like getting hit." "But come, anyway." "Monica didn't want me to stay to help her clean up." "She is very put out." "She ignores you because you can't control yourself." "And fuck you." "With what happened to Joan and you and Pol thing," "I'm freaking out, Bruno." "Did you fuck?" "No." "But I sucked it." "Pol, how are you?" "I'm worried about Joan." "What about you?" "Joan is fine." " He is?" " Great." "He has a terrible headache, but he's fine." "They did him an intestine cleansing." "And he'll be discharged in 3 hours." "Great." "Jesus, what a relief!" "Won't you tell Joan's father?" "He made me swear not to say anything." "Joan was going to sleep over at my house." "Oh yeah?" "Then, I'll wait for him to be discharged with you then I'll take you two home." " You stay here, too." " Okay." "The rest of you can go." "What happened to you?" "Gerard loves me so much." "He knew about you and his mother" "He got mad because I hid it from him." "What?" "You punched Marc, which you would like to do to me, huh?" "Listen, I like you as a teacher not as my mother's boyfriend." "I don't see you, okay?" "You cannot be together." "Understand?" "It can't be." " What's wrong?" "It's 8 a.m" " Yeah." "I had a slightly bumpy night." "Can I come in?" "Yes, come in." "What happened?" "Nothing." " You know the party of the kids last night?" " Yes." " Joan Capdevilla was in ethylic coma." " Oh shit." "He's okay." "I left him at his friend's house." "He didn't want to go home to his parents." " Did Gerard drink a lot?" " No, not much." "But, anyway, he got into a fight when he knows our thing." " He knows?" " Yes." " He knows." " Who told him?" "Who knows." "Did he say anything to you?" "Yes, he told me you and I don't make a good couple." "I'll talk to him tomorrow." "Thank you, thank you for letting me know." "Are you kicking me out?" "You have anything else to say?" "No ..." "When Gerard told me you and I couldn't be together, I was thinking: "What does he know?"" "Gina, you asked me to tell you who I am." "I'm the one that you already know." "But I also want to tell you that, obviously, I like you very much." "And I think I'm ..." " Can you give me some water?" " Yes." "Thank you." "Well, I'm telling you." "Let's say I'm in a personal stituation which could be defined in strictly cultural terms as an infatuation, right?" "I also don't know where I'm getting at with this story," "But I repeat, "love" is the most correct word to define what I'm feeling now." "Don't laugh, dammit." "Me too" ""Me too" is easier to say." "I'm also, in cultural terms, in love with you." "I love how you don't give a shit about anything and the sexiness that you give off." "And I love that you know you are the best teacher and you say it loud and clear." "What did you tell your parents?" "Do they know?" "No, Merlí didn't tell." "I owe him." "On Friday night, Joan Capdevila suffered an ethylic coma and ended up in hospital." "His parents don't know anything." "Do you have their number?" "Jaume, come on." "Joan has class." "Please, why don't we talk with calm?" "There is nothing to talk about, much less with this one." "I don't want you to use that tone with a student's parent again." "And if you can't follow this school's rules, you can't work here." "Pol didn't greet me." "But what's wrong with him?" "He seems to avoid me." "And at the party, he didn't avoid me." "But have you talked after..?" "No." "What's up?" "I don't want to return to Merlí's class." "Why?" "Because he's having an affair with my mother." "Merlí and I are a couple." "What's wrong?" "You two together pisses me off." "And why is that?" "You wanted to be with dad, but with what had happened, you fucked the first one you met." "I'm going to live with dad." "Your mother and I have found a private school which we like a lot for the next year." "I don't want to change friends." "They have called us and said there's a free spot." "We will make an economic effort and I hope you know how to value it."