"♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪" "♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪" "♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪" "♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪" "♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪" "♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪" "♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪" "♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪" "♪ This is how we show our love ♪" "♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪" "♪ One boy and ten girls ♪" "♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪" "♪ Loud!" "Loud!" "Loud!" "♪" "♪ Loud House!" "♪♪ Boo boo." "*THE LOUD HOUSE*" "♪ *THE LOUD HOUSE* Season 02 Episode 01a "Intern For The Worse" Precisely Synchronized by srjanapala" "♪" "♪ [bell rings]" "♪" "Today is the fifth grade internship fair, and Clyde and I are making sure to put our best foot forward." "'Cause there's only one place we wanna work... [snoring]" "BOTH:" "Flip's Food  Fuel." "Good morrow, fine sir." "I'm Clyde McBride, and this is my associate, Lincoln Loud." "Together, we're known as..." "BOTH:" "Clincoln McCloud." "We're a team." "We'd love the opportunity to work at your fine establishment..." "BOTH: as a team." "Two for one?" "Now you're speaking Flip's language." "If you peruse our joint resume, I think you'll find..." "Never mind that." "Either of you got a criminal record?" " BOTH:" "No." " You're hired." "BOTH:" "Woo-hoo!" "We'll get to see where the nacho cheese comes from." "And read the comics as soon as they're delivered." "And use the Flippy machine." "BOTH:" "Ooh, Flippys..." "Hey, Stinkin' McFartcloud, your internship started ten seconds ago!" "See, boys?" "Across and down." "That's the technique." "Now your turn." "But we're out of window cleaner." "Should I go in the store and get some?" "You kiddin' me?" "That stuff costs 40 cents a gallon." "Here." "[forehead squeaks]" "FLIP:" "Okay, we covered the cash register, the gas pumps, and stacking' the jerky." "Last thing you need to know is how to adjust the expiration date." "There we go." " [marker squeaking]" " Now it's good 'till Christmas." "Isn't that against the law?" "Did I say it was time for a QA?" "Now, you boys think you're ready to take charge?" " You bet!" " Yes, sir!" "Good!" "As an extra incentive, whoever's doin' the best job is gonna get promoted to manager." "I'll be in the back." "But Flip's eyes and ears are everywhere." "So, put on a good show, huh?" "But we're a team." "I don't wanna be your manager." "Me, neither." "We're Clincoln McCloud." "FLIP:" "Oh, I forgot one thing." "The manager gets the unlimited free Flippy cup." "Free Flippys?" "Big deal." "Who cares?" "Yeah, what kind of team would we be if we let something as petty as an endless supply of the sweetest, tastiest, frostiest..." "What was I saying?" "That we're not gonna let anything come between us." "Right." "I'm just gonna wipe down this counter." "And I'm just gonna clean off this case." " [glass squeaking] - [glass squeaking] [service bell dings]" "BOTH:" "Welcome to Flip's." "How can I help you?" "Uh, you can get out of my way." "I need to make a tinkle." "You can help me." "Fill 'er up." "Premium unleaded." "I'm on it." "Gas for your car and gas for you." "Ooh, beef jerky?" "Sweet." "Keep up the good work, brother!" "Aah!" "How is anyone supposed to tinkle in there?" "It is disgusting." "I'm on it." " [cleaner spritzing] - [squeegee squeaking] [toilet flushes] [gasps] Clyde, the powder room was a delight." "Five stars." "Much better." "BOTH:" "Have a Flippy day!" "BOTH:" "Keep up the good work, boys!" "Look, I want you to know I'm not trying to compete with you." "I was just helping a customer." "Oh, totally." "Same with me." "Clincoln McCloud." "We're a team." " [microwave dings] - [loud banging]" "OLD LADY:" "Oh, darn thing is on the fritz!" "BOTH:" "I'm on it!" " Hey, heat it up!" " [fist banging]" "BOTH:" "At your service, ma'am!" "What's the trouble?" "Your microwave is broken, leaving me as cold as my burrito." "I can heat this up for you in a jiffy." "[hand dryer whirring]" "I thought you said a jiffy." "Allow me." "Give her some gas, ma'am." "[engine revving]" "What a good little employee." "Have a Flippy day!" "Sorry for butting in, but, again, just trying to help the customer." "Oh, no, of course." "♪" "Does anybody work here?" "I'd like to buy some gas station pizza." "I'm on it." "You can help the next customer... partner." " But..." " [horn honks]" "KIDS:" "Woo!" "Woo!" "Woo!" "Woo!" "[cheering]" "Got a massive order for you, Clydesdale." " I'm on it!" " Hey there, partner." "Looks like you could use an assist." "Oh, no, I got this, partner." "You can help the next customer." " Oh, thanks, Clyde!" " You're the best." "No problem, ladies." "Just doin' my job." "MARGO:" "Yeah, yeah." "Can you hold my dog, Lynn-sanity?" "I gotta take a wicked dump." "No, Margo." "You cannot go number two until we are number one." "[stomach gurgles]" "FLIP:" "Interns, assemble!" "I've made my decision about which of you to promote to manager." "BOTH:" "Who is it?" "Who is it?" "Eh, you're both showin' some good hustle." "But I'm gonna give the edge to-o-o-o-o..." " McBride!" " Yes!" "Congratulations." "I knew you were competing with me." "Well, you were competing, too." "You swiped that burrito right out of my hands, burrito swiper." "You're the one who was showing off with the bathroom cleaning." "Potpourri?" "Seriously?" "It provides a soothing environment for our customers." "And I won't apologize for that." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have an unlimited free Flippy cup to fill... and refill." "Grrrr!" "It's not fair, Flip." "I've been working just as hard as Clyde." "That cup should be mine." "I hear what you're sayin', chief." "Uh, you know, I do happen to have an opening for a supervising manager." "Technically the cup would go to him." "[gasps]" "But you're gonna have to show me you deserve the gig." "What do I have to do?" "I'll do anything." "Ugh!" "I think I found the clog." "There's my missin' sock." "No sense in wasting' good cheese." "[slurping] Ahhhh..." "Sorry, chief, we're doin' some restructuring." "Say hello to your new supervising manager." "♪ [flashbulb pops]" "I hear what you're sayin', chief." "You know, I do happen to have another position available." "Senior supervising manager." "[gasps]" "You'd get your cup back." "What do I have to do?" "I'll do anything." "♪" " [teeth chomping]" " CLYDE: [screams] [slurping] [sighs] [slurping]" "♪" " [flies buzzing]" " Ugh!" " [raccoon growls]" " LINCOLN: [screams]" "Oof!" " [sighs] Hey?" " [loud thud]" "♪ [sniffing]" "♪" "Oh, yeah, that's nice." "[slurping] [sighs]" " [scissors snip] - [screams]" " [hand "pops"] - [sighs]" "♪" "Ah, too many Flippys!" "Gotta pee!" "Wait, I have to go, too." "Gimme that key!" "Sorry, I got first dibs." "Don't forget, I'm executive senior supervising manager." "Yeah, but I'm senior executive supervising manager." " I outrank you." " Nuh-uh!" "Yuh-huh!" "I had it first!" "[grunts] Come on, I'm warning you!" "BOTH: [punching, kicking]" " Let go!" " I had it first!" " Let go!" " No way, man!" "I've had it with you." "You're fired!" "You can't fire me." "I'm firing you." "FLIP:" "Oh, yeah." "Sure, sure, sure, sure, I can go fishin'." "I got two bozo interns workin' their tails off tryin' to get promoted. [laughs]" "Amazing what a kid'll do for free Flippys." "[laughing]" "Holy nachos!" "Flip's been playing us for fools." "I'm really sorry, Lincoln." "I let my love of Flippys get in the way of our friendship." "Me, too, Clyde." "Can we please go back to being Clincoln McCloud?" "You know it, buddy." "And now that we're a team again," "I think I know how to spend the last few hours of our internship." " Updating our joint resume?" " Nope." "Better." "Oh, interns?" "I've got a special taxidermy job for one of you." "There's a promotion in it." "[flies buzzing]" "Uh, sorry, Flip." "We've done a little restructuring, and from now on, we're calling the shots." "I think all those Flippys have given you brain freeze." "Back to work, boys!" " Shall we show him, Clincoln?" " Indeed, McCloud." "Thanks to our senior positions, we had access to all the store security footage." "And we'd hate to see this get on the internet." "♪" "♪" "♪" "♪" "All right, enough!" "What'll take for this to go away?" "I'll do anything!" "BOTH: [slurping] [snapping fingers]" " [teeth chomping] - [screams]" "♪ [raccoon growls, chitters]" " FLIP: [screaming]" " BOTH: [laughing] [racoon chittering]" "BOTH: [slurping] To Clincoln McCloud!" "Cheers!" "[horn honks]" "KIDS: [chanting] We're number one!" "Time for number two!" "We're number one!" "Time for number two!" " [toilet flushes]" " Hallelujah!" "Phew!" "Sorry about the mess." "No problem." "We've got people who take care of that for us." " Oh, Flip?" " What?" "[growling, muttering]" "Holy nachos!"