"Hey Maykel, I've been thinking..." "As we are both single, we should progress in dating." "We should take our online profiles more seriously." "Like what?" "MySpace?" "No, not MySpace." "Do your remember my cousin Tom?" "The one from New York?" "Yeah." "He tried to use MySpace to get his girlfriend back." "It didn't work at all." "So, which profile?" " Facebook?" " I didn't use it for months." "We go back home." "Now." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Oh shit, Maykel." "This is awful." "How do you expect a guy to find you attractive with a page like this?" "Look at my one." "See, this is hot!" "Do whatever you want with my page." "But be clean." "I need a coffee." "You always need a coffee." " Oh fuck... oh fuck!" " What?" "Don't look at this." "Please, don't!" " I won't say anything if you messed it up." " No!" "I didn't know your ex was on Facebook." "Me neither." "Seems that it was created before your break-up." "What are these?" "Some guys let him sexually explicit comments." "Porn comments?" "I've never seen so many comments!" "Who are these guys?" "We need to beat Johannes at his own game." "What's your plan?" "Step one: change your Facebook status." "We'll write "in a relationship"." "Step two: we need some pictures of you with hot guys." "We'll make HIM jealous." "Please, don't!" "Your new apartment is great!" "Look, I've just finished your new Facebook page." "What do you think about it?" "Check the pictures." ""He saw my MEAT" - "Me and my Hunny"" "Hunny?" "I don't talk like that." "The new Maykel does." "He spells 'honey' like that." "Maykel..." "Maykel!" "Wake up." "Esther?" "How did you enter?" "She said it was an emergency, you were in danger, and forced me to open the door." "I hope it's not about Facebook." "More or less." "But listen:" "our plan to make Johannes jealous may have backfired." "What happened?" "Maggy, tell him cause I don't have the strength to." "Johannes changed his status from 'single' to 'in a relationship'." " What?" "When?" " Some minutes ago." "I was kinda suspicious when he added this guy to his friends." "But I had a confirmation with this picture of them kissing." "Why?" "Johannes is smart and cute, and this guy is..." "A douche?" "Yeah." "Shit!" "Johannes just wrote on his wall." "And it might be about you." "You're sure it's about me?" "He says "I probably never loved Maykel"." "How can someone tell you he loves you everyday for two years, and then say he never did." "We used to talk everyday, and now we can only talk through Facebook." "I know what you mean." "My ex boyfriend's profile pic is him and my arm." "He photoshopped me out of his life." "I win." "My ex turned gay." "What are long term relationships good for?" "I spent most of my life single." "So my normal pathetic self is a sort of relief." "We should delete our profiles." "No way." "It's the only thing I have." "And now?" "A new day begins." "We are back to the starting point." " To a new life?" " New life!" "PRODUCED BY" "STARRING" "EDITED BY" "DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY" "CINEMATOGRAPHY" "ORIGINAL SCORE BY" "CASTING BY" "OPENING THEME" "ENDING THEME" "SPECIAL THANKS" "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"