"[Music playing]" "[Dog barking]" "[Flames crackling]" "[Groaning]" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Music playing]" "[Caribbean music playing]" "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "I got to get me one of these." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "Dang." "[Foreboding music playing]" "[Screaming]" "Is that a shark car?" "Oh my god!" "[Wheels screeching]" "Slow down!" "Oh my god!" "Oh, no!" "This..." "Who is this?" "Ugh!" "[Laughing]" "JESSIE BELL:" "Holy cow!" "What is that!" "[Moaning]" "[Slow motion crashing noises]" "[Slow motion groaning noises]" "[Cow mooing]" "Oh my goodness!" "It's only a cow, Jessie Bell." "[Groaning]" "[Screaming]" "Fine!" "You win!" "Who are you?" "[Screaming]" "[Groaning]" "[Screaming]" "[Foreboding music playing]" "Come on, girls." "Come on." "[Wheels screeching]" "That's right, little girl." "It's a field trip." "Where are we going, sir?" "Well, you just have to be patient." "Everybody..." "I've been patient all my life." "Look it there!" "Oh, wow!" "That's genuine corn on the cob." "Why don't you reach down and pet it, Lisa?" "Let me see." "Do you mind, sir?" "Why, I don't have an objection [inaudible]." "That's crazy." "Squeeze it hard." "Oh!" "That's huge!" "Oh, look!" "There's a young girl!" "Oh, wow!" "She's cute." "Let's pick her up." "Oh, hey, honey." "Hey, honey, you got any dependency issues?" "Uh huh." "Well, why don't you just hop right in the back there, huh?" "All right." "Y'all think you can help me out?" "Uh huh." "Oh, honey, I sure do." "You just pop in there, huh." "ANGEL:" "Oh my god!" "Hey!" "[Screaming]" "Oh my goodness me!" "What are we... what are we..." "You trying to kill us before you can fuck us?" "I like dead meat." "[Laughing]" "Freshly killed." "[Inaudible] is about right." "I like freshly killed, dead meat." "That means you like cold pussy." "I like ice chilled pussy." "Here we are girls!" "Oh my god!" "Here we go!" "Here we go!" "Please!" "Where the hell are we?" "What the hell is this?" "This is not 10 Terrace." "It's a... it's a dump where we take out the trash like you." "We are not trash!" "I want my fix!" "Give me my fix, old man!" "I hate you!" "Hell, I'm just trying to..." "Here, get out the back!" "Get out!" "LISA:" "Get it out of him!" "Run after him!" "Get him, Angel!" "Oh!" "Get him!" "We got you!" "Get him, Angel!" "Get him!" "Take him!" "Bad teacher!" "Bad!" "[Screaming]" "Dairy man says, Bud good, moonshine bad." "Robitussin good, cocaine bad." "[Inaudible] good, Mary Jane bad." "I want my fix, dairy man!" "Marijuana's going to drive you crazy." "Weed is all natural, goddammit!" "You're as unnatural as they come!" "No!" "Just all natural." "[Groaning]" "Kill him, Angel!" "Here, Angel." "Use this." "Any last words, teacher?" "Yeah." "Was they pasteurized?" "[Screaming]" "[Gargling]" "I curse on you, meatweed madness be your death." "Let's go find something to smoke and fuck." "Help!" "Help!" "Please, somebody help me!" "Help!" "Somebody... somebody!" "Oh, help!" "Have we been introduced?" "I'm Lord Meatweed." "My name is Jessie Bell and I need your help." "I was just attacked." "Attacked?" "By who?" "He called himself Dude." "Dude?" "Well, that's nothing." "Dude's sweeter than molasses rolling off a kitty's tit." "Are you sure?" "Why, sure, I'm sure." "Dutiful Dude would never dare disobey the Lord Meatweed." "What are they doing?" "Why, Jessie Bell, they're my Meat Boys" "And they're processing meatweed." "Let's have a little demonstration." "Why, yes, massa'." "First we take this here meat and we beat it" "With sassafras branches." "And then we grind it into the sifting pan into small pieces," "So you can smoke 'em." "Why, thank you, boys." "You sure are industrious." "Now what do I always say, boys?" "(IN UNISON) Just keep beating it." "Just keep beating it." "That's right, boys." "Miss Jessie Bell, I think it's time you" "Had a tour of Meatweed Manor." "Really?" "Folks seem to find it very, very comfortable indeed." "Please." "Is that tar or tobacco?" "It's not tar, honey." "It's not tobacco." "It's something entirely different." "What funky colors for a plantation." "Well, now you mustn't think that this" "Your typical plantation." "Folks around here think that we're going a carnival." "Why, do you know we smoke the entire meatweed crop" "Up right here on the premises?" "JESSIE BELL:" "Hm." "LORD MEATWEED:" "Shall we?" "Ma and pa never told me Tobacco Road was so amazing." "Some say meatweed has a creative effect" "On our decorating." "That unfortunate, sick cow of ours." "Jessie Bell, this is Missus Meatbone, my housekeeper." "Pleased to meet you, Missus Meatbone." "Missus Beatmoan, that won't do!" "Jessie Bell, I'm so sorry about Miss Meatbone." "Help is so hard to come by." "Oh my!" "Look at those buns!" "I feel like I'm on a big, southern plantation." "Indeed, my dear." "I hope you'll want to stay with us for a very long time." "Meatship?" "I mean, my Lordship." "Pardon the interruption, I have an urgent message." "What is it, Alfred?" "One of our hands as found a dead cow" "Banged up something fierce." "He may be wrong, but he feels that he" "Has come upon a purple cow." "Purple cow!" "Frightful." "What beastly tidings!" "Find out immediately." "Yes, sir." "You'll be duly informed as soon as we find out." "Thank you, Alfred." "Good day." "[Dog barking]" "Well, you see, child, cows are holy around here." "If anything should happen to one of those sacred creatures," "We are going to have hell to pay." "It's just terrible news, but come." "Let's drink up and then we'll go in" "And have a nice, little smoke." "I don't smoke." "Trust me, child, you'll smoke." "Oh, this meatweed is simply divine." "What are we going to do about that stiff, Angel?" "Leave the bastard to rot." "We'll find another poor sap to rob and kill." "The next farm we come to is going to wish they" "Had never heard of the Hell's Belles." "Hey, girls!" "Look at that!" "Party in the barn." "Trippy." "Yeah." "These farmers must be crazy." "Not as crazy as us, girls." "Let's slip on down to the pond, so we can get this blood off." "[Laughing]" "[Foreboding music playing]" "Hm." "Doesn't help really." "Give me a break." "Let's sing a song now." "Clank, clank, clank do the trolley." "Bang, bang, bang to my week... my week?" "You don't know how to sing!" "Go away." "I'm going to stay with Mimi, only friend in the world." "It's coming." "What the fuck are you doing here, bitches?" "This is private property." "You are trespassing on Meatweed Manor!" "And who are you to stop us, bitch?" "I am Miss Big, Lord Meatweed's personal bodyguard!" "How about a swim, Miss [inaudible]!" "[Screaming]" "[Laughing]" "[Inaudible] and take that, you little shit!" "Mimi!" "Would you help mama?" "Help mama, Mimi!" "Oh my god." "He's dead." "I'm going to get you!" "And I'm going to show you who I am!" "Who are you?" "I'm going to show you, bitch!" "A piece of turd in the middle of the cow field!" "Mimi, call for help!" "Call for help!" "Angel, go and get him!" "[screaming]" " Angel" " Get here!" "You're going down, buddy!" "Get him out of the water!" "Get him out!" "Get her!" "I got him, y'all!" "[Screaming]" "Get off of her!" "Get off of her!" "Oh, shit!" "Mimi, don't [inaudible]!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Fuck!" "ANGEL:" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "LISA:" "You fucking bitch!" "Ugh!" "[Rocket launching]" "Now let's see, you bitches!" "How did you think I am, bitches?" "You think I'm a female like you?" "I am not." "I'm going to take you to Lord Meatweed." "Now step in line, bitches!" "Come on!" "Get in line now!" "Who the hell do you think I am?" "I am Miss Big!" "Come on, Lola." "Come with mama." "I'm afraid Mimi is dead." "[Spitting]" "[Laughing]" "Come on, bitch." "Fuck." "Mm." "That punch was delicious." "It tasted like it had something smokey in it." "Well, yes." "Quite right." "It's concocted from a very special gradient" "That we grow right here on the plantation." "Hm." "[Piano music playing]" "MAN: (SINGING) Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "I wish for you in my well." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "Lordy, is that ever some foot stomping music!" "MAN: (SINGING) When I saw you, I almost fell." "Excuse me, but I got the itch!" "MAN: (SINGING) Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "I heard a thought like a bell." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "I'll learn you well to my well." "Don't you know, girl, you're the only one." "I want to plow your field in the sun." "Let's plant some meatweed, it's so fun!" "Come on, child, don't make me get my gun!" "Jessie Bell, you're so swell, but not too smart" "Because then you fell." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "Now your mine and I'll never swell." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "If they ask, please don't tell." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "For your love, I'd go to hell." "Don't you know, girl, I love you so." "I don't ever want to let you go." "If they come for you than I will show how" "Much a farmer can love his hoe." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "Now you're in the bottom of my well." "Jessie Bell, you're so swell." "For your love, I'd go to hell." "[Grunting]" "Oh!" "What weird music!" "Was it about me?" "Of course not, child." "Sounded love." "You mind if I meet the singer?" "I got a thing for honkey tonkers." "Wait a minute, honey." "I..." "I wouldn't." "He's a really wild man." "[Grunting]" "Oh!" "Damn!" "Mighty!" "What a wild place!" "If I knew Tobacco Road was like this," "I would have come back years ago." "What's with all them red and white stripes?" "Why, child, that's our homage to the Confederacy" "And to Diet Coke." "You see, some old Meatweed back there" "Had a... a bowel affliction." "And it runs through the family." "And I find it's the only remedy." "Mm!" "Mm!" "Why don't you sit down?" "Make yourself comfortable." "Is that a figurine of your cow?" "Yes, it is, child." "And how do you find these creatures?" "Mm." "Well, cows are swell." "I was admiring when of your cows when Dude attacked me." "Why, Dude's as harmless as a fly." "[Screaming from outside]" "But then you're not a fly, are you?" "Walk, bitches!" "March forward, you tramps!" "Lord Meatweed will know exactly what to do with you now!" "What's that commotion?" "What's that ninny up to now?" "God." "How much I hate women!" "I don't want to see you looking at me." "If you're going to look at me one more time," "You're going to get this gun in your face, bitch!" "Look what I got here, Mister Lord Meatweed." "I mean, these pussies!" "Put down that pistol, Miss Big." "I think I can handle things from here." "I think these pussies are really, really dangerous." "I mean, look what they did to me!" "They killed Mimi." "They almost killed Lola." "And now..." "I mean, I..." "I don't know what to do them!" "This one especially dangerous!" "I mean, I think she deserve to be smoked right this minute." "Come here, child." "You may leave, Miss Big, immediately." "Your costume is outrageous." "Part." "Part instantly." "[Crying]" "OK, Mis..." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, Mister Meatweed." "A belated welcome to Meatweed Manor, ladies." "I'm Lord Meatweed." "And this is Miss Jessie Bell." "Come." "Come, come." "That's right." "File in right there." "Have a seat on the thrown." "And what are your names, ladies?" "I'm Angel." "Mm." " I'm Rita." " Hm." "I'm Lisa." "Hm." "Tell me, ladies, have you ever tried any of our local leaf?" "No?" "It's a most extraordinary growth." "You are about to leave all your troubles behind." "It's the rapture." "It's the rapture." "Come along." "Come along." "I don't know." "Is it laced with anything?" "LORD MEATWEED:" "All natural." "Trust me." "Darn." "Don't do it, Angel." "You don't know what's inside of that." "Oh!" "Damn, that shit is good!" "Oh." "Oh." "Well, if it's good enough for Angel, it's good enough for me." "Oh!" "It's sending me." "I feel so free and liberated!" "RITA:" "Smoke it!" "ANGEL:" "Smoke it!" "RITA:" "Smoke it!" "ANGEL:" "Lisa, smoke it!" "RITA:" "Come on, Lisa!" "ANGEL:" "Good!" "RITA:" "Be a woman." "If you want to smoke it, then smoke it!" "ANGEL:" "Smoke it!" "Wow." "It's just like smoking meatloaf." "I don't think it's right." "ANGEL:" "Come on, Jessie Bell, smoke it!" "RITA:" "Smoke it!" "LISA:" "Smoke it, baby, come on!" "RITA:" "Smoke it!" "Smoke it!" "Gracious!" "Makes me want to get crazy." "Is there a reason we're doing this together?" "I don't know." "I just think it's the meatweed." "Wait, wait, wait!" "Mm." "Take... take off your panties!" "Well, ladies, I hope you're all comfortable now." "I have plantation matters to attend to." "A very important sale." "Please, make yourselves at home and don't break anything." "Thank you." "RITA:" "OK." "Y'all are hot." "I just came!" "[Laughing]" "Come on!" "Make it quick!" "Meatweed!" "Here, smoke mine, too!" "Do you like it?" "Yeah." "Oh." "Oh, lordy." "[Water running]" "[Laughing]" "Oh my god, don't make me fall in!" "[Screaming]" "Where are we going?" "Mm." "What a cute suit, Jessie Bell." "Could I borrow it some time?" "Pretty please?" "Dang, it's hot." "Hey." "Hey, y'all." " The water's nice." " Is it cold?" "No, it's really nice." "Is it?" "You're looking pretty nice yourself." "Yeah?" "Y'all have nice jeans on." "Yeah, look at these jeans." "Where'd you get that Wisconsin shirt?" "You know, my girl." "Come on, y'all." "Let's dance." "Oh, yeah!" "Come on!" "Take this off!" "Let me take this off." "You are so sexy when you're naked." "It's stuck!" "Oh!" "Girl!" "Y'all know what my favorite thing is?" "Grinding up on a girl." "Oh, god!" "I got a camel toe!" "How do you do it every time, Lisa?" "Come here, Angel." "You get me horny every time, girl." "This is my [inaudible]." "Woo!" "I just want to get in and get shaken up!" "Did you... did you just say hail?" "[Laughing]" "I'm so glad you shave your beautiful hair!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Turn around, turn around." "Here." "All these hooks." "They take forever." "That's what happens when you have big titties" "And you want to go jogging." "Come on, girls!" "Let's just jump on in!" "Have you ever been slapped like this?" "[Screaming]" "Ow!" "Aw!" "Come on, let's pretend like we're real strippers." "Y'all there's a sauna." "I'm going to go turn it on, so it'll be ready when we're done." "All right." "Don't go in the water without me." "ANGEL:" "All right." "We'll wait." "RITA:" "Oh yeah." "She's..." "Hey, Rita." "RITA:" "What?" " Look what I found." " What?" "Where you'd get that." "I stole it from Lord Meatweed." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "It makes me want to fuck." "I love the way you start a fire." "[Coughing]" "You're so goof... you're so goofy when you're high." "Hey!" "What you got?" "That's strong." "Yeah, it's real strong." "Hey, Lisa, why are you so silly?" "I don't know." "I think..." "You better put that down." "I..." "I..." "I think..." "Oh!" "I think you should get wet." "Girl, I am wet, all right." "[Water splashing]" "Get it, y'all!" "Hey, did you know, if we have sex in the pool," "We can't get pregnant." "[Laughing]" "RITA:" "I think I'm going to orgasm just [inaudible]." "I think I'm going to [inaudible]." "LISA:" "Hey, any of y'all bring your dildo?" "RITA:" "Hey, Lisa, why are your nipples so hard?" "Because I just took your panties off." "Wait, we should get that blow up dummy we found in the shed" "The other day." "Looked like kind of like your daddy." "I know I'd like to fuck that." "[Laughing]" "I think I had a dead squirrel hanging in the shed." "I could fuck both of you with it's tail." "Hey, y'all, watch my twirl!" "[Inaudible]" "Jesus Christ!" "Let the games begin." "[Foreboding music playing]" "Come on, girl!" "I'm going to get you!" "I'm going to get you!" "RITA:" "Let me try and teach you to fight." "LISA:" "Oh!" "I can't do it." "You're bigger!" "[Laughing]" "Did you just say I'm fat?" "Yes, she did!" "[Inaudible]." "The only thing's that fat about me is my pussy!" "ANGEL: [inaudible]!" "Bombs away!" "RITA:" "Where you going?" "LISA:" "I don't know." "Angel's over there." "Oh!" "You're going to eat it, girl!" "Come on, girl, bring it on!" "Welcome to trailer park trash." "Get her, Angel!" "Come on!" "White girl!" "RITA:" "Hey" " Ow!" " You fight dirty!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "RITA:" "You can't get both of em'!" "I got both of them!" "Come on!" "Fuck!" "That's too much screaming!" "I'm going to beat you!" "Come on, girl!" "All right." "You're... you're screwed man." "Don't get this joint wet!" "Fuck the joint!" "You're going down, girl!" "Ow!" "Ow, goddammit!" "You're going down!" "RITA:" "Lisa!" "Get her!" "Ow!" "Come on!" "Ow!" "God!" "Jesus!" "That hurts." "I'm going to fart on you." "Ow!" "LISA:" "Pussy slaps!" "All right." "Ow!" "You're just like my daddy." "[Farting]" "Oh!" "Ew!" "Get up!" "I just farted in your face!" "Ew!" "Angel's gross." "I see you." "I know." "In the grass." "See y'all later." "I'm out of here." "Woo!" "Keep it hot, Angel!" "I want to see you swim!" "Do it again!" "[Laughing]" "Oh, meatweed." "Oh." "You light my fire." "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh!" "Oh, meatweed." "Oh, meatweed." "[Grunting]" "[Moaning]" "Meatweed!" "Lordy!" "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh!" "Meatweed!" "[Screaming]" "Oh, meatweed!" "Meatweed." "Oh, I love your ass!" "Oh!" "Don't get burned, baby!" "Want to play Garden of Eden with us?" "Hm?" "You going be Eve." "I'm going be Adam." "And Rita is going be the snake!" "Oh, baby." "[Moaning]" "Take it off!" "Oh!" "Oh my god!" "Oh my god." "Oh." "You making my pussy wet." "Oh my god!" "Oh my god!" "Look at these breasts." "Oh!" "Take it off." "Oh my god." "You killed Lola, too!" "Oh my god." "[Moaning]" "Missus Meatbone?" "Missus Meatbone?" "I got the munchies." "Got anything to eat?" "Meatweed." "MAN:" "Jessie Bell." "Would you like some more meatweed?" "[Inaudible], Jessie Bell." "[Foreboding music playing]" "Jessie Bell, we're so glad you're back." "Now we can get this party started." "Lord Meatweed and the sons have waited" "For years for your return." "Now take that bathrobe off, baby!" "[Moaning]" "[Inaudible]" "My darling Jessie Bell, you're getting sleepy." "On the count of three, you'll give" "Yourself to your new family." "One, Moo, Three." "[Door opening]" "Hello?" "Missus Meatbone, is that you?" "That ain't right." "You ain't scaring me." "Come out, dang it!" "[Door creaking]" "[Grunting]" "[Screaming]" "Hey, y'all!" "Look at this!" "Come over here quick!" "What is it?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Dang it!" "Moo!" "Let's have a little dance, bitches!" "[Music playing]" "[Dog barking]" "Ow!" "Ha!" "Delicious." "Now to the lungs." "Like the YMCA to me." "Who comes there?" "Oh, lovely outfit tonight." "You sure you won't join me in some sweetbreads?" "This is [inaudible]." "No?" "Oh, come on." "Thank you." "ANGEL:" "Lisa." "Lisa!" "Come closer, Lisa." "Come closer." "Ha, ha, ha!" "MAN:" "Dance!" "Yes!" "Dance!" "Dance for me!" "Oh, I love when you dance!" "See you in the morning." "MAN:" "Yes!" "Oh, Lisa!" "[Screaming]" "[Grunting]" "[Moaning]" "This will make a great piece of meatweed." "Lord Meatweed!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Lord Meatweed, help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Oh!" "Lord Meatweed, you won't believe it." "I was attacked again!" "Oh, come now." "You're not still ranting on about that silly, old pimp." "No." "No, it was different." "Some kind of purple, bull monster, but part human." "I don't believe a word of that." "Now there's just one thing that's going to fix you up." "A little more meatweed." "[Music playing]" "[Inaudible] this sumptuous land, Jessie Bell." "Tell me, what do you think of Meatweed Manor?" "Oh, I love it, Lord Meatweed." "Truly." "I just wish I didn't fear the livestock so." "I think you'll grow accustom to them soon enough." "You know, ever since we met, I feel that you belong here." "And in a little while, I'm going to show" "You something and tell you a little story" "That you need to know." "SERF 1:" "Oh my god!" "Oh, you're so big!" "You're huge!" "[Moaning]" "Fuck me right in the pussy!" "Oh my word!" "Oh that's it!" "Right there!" "Some of our serfs up to a little harvest time fun." "SERF 2:" "I'm your daddy!" "SERF 1:" "Yeah!" "SERF 2:" "I'm your daddy!" "Yeah!" "SERF 1:" "Yeah, you're my fucking huge, ass daddy!" "[Screaming]" "[Grunting]" "[Foreboding music playing]" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Lisa?" "Meatweed." "MAN:" "Rita!" "Rita!" "Come to me!" "Come to the painting." "Rita!" "Dance for me, Rita." "Dance!" "Yes!" "Rita!" "Dance, Rita!" "Yes!" "Come to me." "Dance!" "Dance, Rita!" "[Screaming]" "[Grunting]" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, lordy!" "Hey, Lisa!" "Rita!" "You are so cute!" "Oh, heavens!" "[Cheering]" "Ow!" "Lisa!" "Rita!" "Come quick!" "Oh, shit, I'm thirsty!" "Come on, y'all!" "Oh, shit!" "Meatweed!" "MAN:" "Come, my precious!" "ANGEL:" "Goddamn, I need a joint so bad!" "Hey Rita and Lisa, come here!" "MAN:" "Come to [inaudible] Angel!" "Dance so sweet!" "My sweetest, little Angel." "[Inaudible]" "Dance for me!" "Dance!" "Dance for me!" "[Moaning]" "Dance!" "Yes!" "[Cheering]" "Oh!" "Yeah!" "Woo, yes." "Woo!" "MAN:" "Dance for me!" "Dance!" "[Grunting]" "[Screaming]" "[Growling]" "Careful, Jessie Bell!" "Don't stumble." "I've got something to show you." "Now before I tell you the story I promised," "We must pay our respects to Jib." "Jib?" "Jib was a very loyal servant of the Meatweeds from times past." "And the most powerful Meatweed on the planet" "Emanates right here from underneath this stone." "Thanks to you, Jib!" "Jessie Bell, let us arise and seek a seat" "Yonder behind this big stone." "Child, recline there between the runway lights." "Right here?" "Right there." "Many and many a year ago, Lord Meatweed the first," "My noble ancestor, had the consolation" "Of his sweet, little baby Jessie Bell." "But what is it a blessing or was it a curse?" "He loved that little baby Jessie Bell above everything else" "In the world." "And he did everything to please her." "When Jessie Bell took a liking to cows," "Her father spared no effort to find the perfect one." "And yes, sure enough, he did find the perfect one." "The purple cow." "Alas, no earthly joy remains unsullied." "When the war of northern aggression" "Infringed upon the Meatweed domain," "Lord Meatweed felt it incumbent upon himself to take up arms." "And so he left little baby Jessie Bell alone." "Now all that time, little baby Jessie Bell was growing up" "And she was getting lonelier and lonelier." "And she fell in with something belles from hell." "Like any sensitive and impressionable young lady" "Her age, she was seeking love." "What could more natural?" "When Lord Meatweed returned from the battlefield," "A grandson awaited him." "A most unusual offspring." "He had been christened Bullpucky." "One night, Jessie Bell disappeared" "With her strange offspring, but now it seems" "That Bullpucky has returned." "And I have reason to fear, child," "That he can only be avenged with an urgent bride." "Now do you begin to understand?" "I'm afraid you must marry little Bullpucky at once." "We mustn't daily." "My god!" "This is sick!" "Are you crazy?" "Lie down!" "Let me out of here!" "Rest easy." "Jessie Bell, ancient daughter of the Meatweed line," "Descend and fill this modest vessel." "Fill her with your spirit!" "[Music playing]" "[Balls firing]" "[Farting]" "[Burping]" "[Gasping]" "Lord Meatweed?" "Are you in here?" "Lord Meatweed!" "[Door opening]" "Where have you been?" "I've been looking all over for you." "In the closet." "But what are you doing in my room, you might ask?" "I have to get out of here and you must help me." "Do you have any clothes I can wear?" "Certainly, child." "I'm never at a loss for a garment or two." "Come on, let's go in the closet." "Why, you know, I was just in here looking for a dress that" "Used to belong to Jessie Bell." "So long ago." "[Inaudible]" "Why, here it is!" "Right here." "Look, Jessie Bell." "Afraid these are the only boots I've got, Jessie Bell." "Don't you have anything a little more uh... casual?" "I've actually been thinking about leaving Meatweed Manor." "Everything's been real nice, but..." "I..." "I insist you try this dress on, Jessie Bell." "Why?" "Let's just say it's a whim of mine." "Now I'm going to turn my back for just a moment." "And I hope you'll oblige me." "[Music playing]" "[Humming]" "Woo." "Finished." "Let me tighten that corset for you." "Fir for a queen." "By the way, did you enjoy that little story?" "I'm not sure I remember." "What story?" "Don't you understand why you're not supposed to leave here?" "You know, I'm feeling a little sick." "I don't know what's wrong with me." "I keep imagining all these strange things." "Like the rooms in the house are alive." "[Farting]" "[Burping]" "Why are you making that face?" "You know I would never harm you." "Meatweed cures everything from cancer to the common cold." "No!" "Meatweed is making me sick!" "I feel like I'm losing my mind." "Come on, child." "You need some dancing lessons." "Every southern belle needs just a little bit of etiquette." "Come on." "Let's go." "Get in there!" "All right." "[Music playing]" "Come here!" "[Slapping]" "[Screaming]" "Let's go!" "Come here!" "[Inaudible]" "That's more like it!" "You're about to be introduced to someone very special." "[Inaudible]." "And I want you to make a very good impression." "You're spinning like a true top." "[Screaming]" "[Foreboding music playing]" "[Grunting]" "Help!" "Lord Meatweed!" "You're crazy!" "Fear not, son." "Go fetch [inaudible]." "It's time she heard a little music." "[Inaudible] Missus Meatbone." "Are you going to hurt me?" "Of course not, Jessie Bell." "I would never harm you." "But now I'm going to introduce you to my piano man." "He's a real animal." "[Foreboding music playing]" "[Grunting]" "Here he is, Jessie Bell!" "Go-Go-rilla!" "Are own, very musical, family pet!" "Let's have it." "[Piano music playing]" "(SINGING) I come from down south" "And held my whip on my knee." "I'm going to find Jessie Bell, my true love for to see." "Her skin so pale, her hands so soft," "Her hips just so big and wide." "How I yearn to harvest her and tend her [inaudible]." "Oh, Jessie Bell, oh, don't you cry for me!" "I come from down south and held up whip hanging on my knee." "I planned to see you long ago." "I waited and yearned." "Now your love will [inaudible] because Jessie Bell" "Has returned." "Her back's so sore from all my strokes," "There's a teardrop in her eye." "The skin is hanging up [inaudible] because I" "Poked her in her [inaudible]." "Oh, Jessie Bell, oh, don't you cry" "For me, for I come I down south and held my dick into my knee." "[Grunting]" "Ow!" "[Screaming]" "Go-Go-rilla, attena a love ballad, if you please." "[Piano music playing]" "(SINGING) Wouldn't me like your [inaudible]," "Give me one good [inaudible] for your love, your..." "[Screaming]" "Wouldn't me like your child, beat me when I am wild." "For your love, your..." "I miss you so much." "I start to get weak." "I miss the tender touch of your hand on my cheek." "Wouldn't me like your..." "Go-Go-rilla, play something that's a little more upbeat." "How bout' some tobacco kicking music?" "Yeah." "I want to hear some rock and roll." "[Grunting]" "[Piano music playing]" "(SINGING) I need your love every hour cause" "You are my tobacco flower." "When I smoke your leaf, I get power because you" "Are my tobacco flower." "Up north, them Yankees gaining some fight," "But your smoking hanky panky got me through the night." "Now I'm back south, [inaudible], but when I kiss your mouth" "I can dry my sobs cause I need your love every hour cause" "You are my tobacco flower." "Give me a fix, so I start to cower cause" "You are my tobacco flower." "When it's harvest season, I'll pull you off the stocks." "There ain't no rhyme or reason at how your body drops." "Skin ya, hang ya, whip ya [inaudible]." "They'll run into paper and smoke your little butt cause" "I need your love every hour." "You are my tobacco flower." "I got so hot, I take a cold shower cause" "You are my tobacco flower." "All right." "That's enough!" "I insist this devil worshipping music cease this instant!" "(SINGING) I need your love every hour cause" "You are my tobacco flower." "Silence!" "(SINGING) When I smoke your leaf, I get higher cause" "You are my tobacco flower." "[Growling]" "Get over here, Dude!" "Let's shove this [inaudible] back in the box." "(SINGING) I need your love!" "Get back in there, you animal!" "[Door slamming]" "Where is Jessie Bell, you shameless wanker!" "She must not escape!" "You must find her and return her unsullied!" "Unsullied!" "[Panting]" "[Foreboding music playing]" "[Screaming]" "Thank you all for coming to attend the marriage," "But first, let us partake of a Civil" "War rubber chicken football." "[Music playing]" "Yo, [inaudible], I'm open!" "[Growling]" "Get it!" "Get the door!" "[Screaming]" "Let go!" "Look here!" "[Dog barking]" "[Cheering]" "No!" "Ow!" "[Grunting]" "MISS BIG:" "God, how much I hate women!" "[Giggling]" "Oh my god!" "You girls are so fascinating." "Oh, I don't know what's going on!" "I don't know." "I mean, look at my legs!" "They start moving!" "I can walk!" "Can you see it, girls?" "I can walk!" "I can walk!" "I can walk!" "I can walk!" "I can walk!" "I can walk!" "MISS BIG: (SINGING) Amazing grace, so sweet the sound..." "Go, go!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "MISS BIG: (SINGING) That saved a wreck like me!" "I once was..." "Break it down like MTV Grind." "MISS BIG: (SINGING) Lost, but now am found." "This will make a great piece of meatweed." "MISS BIG: (SINGING) Was blind, but now I see!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Once again, have a good evening." "Oh, what a beautiful day!" "Oh my god, girls, you are so..." "[Screaming]" "[Laughing]" "Wow!" "Good." "[Groaning]" "[Foreboding music playing]" "[Motor running]" "[Screaming]" "I'm here!" "[Cheering]" "Don't we got a wedding to perform?" "MAN:" "Yeah, man." "I'm glad you could join our little festivities today." "You've been all perfect guests." "And now I think we should proceed to business." "Reverend, don't you think it's fitting" "That we let a son and his very own mother" "Finally be reunited in holy matrimony." "I do." "I do, too." "Very well." "She's got a ripe butt!" "Red dress!" "Get him!" "[Screaming]" "[Growling]" "Scarlett!" "Why, how dare you choose such a scandalous attire!" "You are desecrating the institution of marriage." "And I think that young ladies of your sort" "Must be prepared to bare a very special cost." "[Dog barking]" "[Screaming]" "My child, let me take this from you." "Reverend Hammer, do continue pray." "She's only overcome with girlish joy." "Do you, Bullpucky, take your mother, Jessie Bell," "To be your lawfully wedded wife to smoke in sickness and health" "Until death do you part?" "[Grunting]" "[Cheering]" "Smoke her!" "Smoke her!" "Do you, Jessie Bell, take your son, Bullpucky," "To be your lawfully wedded husband" "To serve in sickness and in health until death do you part?" "No!" "Oh, Dude!" "Dude, get your sorry ass over here!" "[Crying]" "Reverend Hammer, pray continue." "This young lady's just got a case of the bridal terrors." "Do you, Jessie Bell, take your son, Bullpucky," "To be your lawfully wedded husband" "To serve in sickness and in health until death do you part?" "[Grunting]" "No!" "She said no, Dude." "And it isn't your place to force her." "Are you all right, Jessie Bell?" "Did he hurt you?" "Thank you, Reverend." "I owe you." "He's got a gun!" "He's got a gun?" "No, Dude!" "Don't do it!" "No, Dude!" "No!" "Somebody stop him!" "Stop!" "Put down your weapon, Dude!" "By the power of meat weed, I'll turn day into night" "And send you back to that infernal pit!" "[Screaming]" "[Flames crackling]" "Dude is dead!" "Dude is dead!" "Dude!" "Dude is dead!" "[Screaming]" "[Growling]" "No!" "[Crying]" "I'll kill all you motherfuckers!" "[Music playing]" "[Screaming]" "All right." "Bully, boy, bring Jessie Bell in here, please." "[Screaming]" "No!" "Yeah." "You sit there, right by me." "And as for you, pretty miss, haven't" "I shown you every refinement of southern hospitality?" "You sent that beast to kill me!" "You're incorrigible!" "You may not refer to my relation as a beast." "Why, this is a fine, southern gentleman." "And now I ask you, for the last time," "Are you prepared to give your hand in holy matrimony" "Over to my Bullpucky?" "The grandest southern plantations will be yours." "Never." "Meatweed Manor?" "Not for all the grass in Kentucky." "Well, what if I said you didn't have to marry" "Him at all, only mother him?" "You call that thing a son?" "If he so much as touches me again..." "That's it." "You shall not mock me or my family." "We here at Meatweed Manor have great ancestral pride." "Jessie Bell, until your next incarnation, fair thee well." "Bullpucky, you may do what you wish with your mother." "[Music playing]" "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Andale!" "Andale!" "Your daddy is a cow!" "You bastard!" "I hate you!" "Fuck your fucking ass full of fucking... you" "Been hurting all these girls!" "You're getting what you deserve!" "Oh, you bastard!" "Fuck you!" "Dang it!" "[Farting]" "MAN: (SINGING) [inaudible]." "[Farting]" "(SINGING) Every hour because you're my... (SINGING) Cause you are my tobacco flower." "MAN:" "Away, Jessie Bell!" "Keep away!" "Don't touch!" "No!" "No!" "Put the painting back!" "Jessie Bell!" "Listen!" "Jessie..." "Jessie Bell!" "Put the painting back!" "Put it back!" "[Inaudible] my smoke!" "[Inaudible]" "[Moaning]" "[Screaming]" "[Groaning]" "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh, meatweed!" "Meatweed!" "Oh, meatweed!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "[Panting]" "Have you [inaudible] Jessie Bell?" "All I ever wanted a daughter." "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "MAN:" "Once you smoke, there's no escaping meatweed madness!" "[Laughing]" "[Music playing]"