"Oh." "That feels so good." "Right there." "Yeah." "Let's have the other foot." "NO!" "Umm." "It's just that there is something wrong with my left foot." "You" "I'm a surgeon." "I cut people open. / I'm a doctor." "This has been in" "Okay." "I have a huge bunion." "Sean's coming back in a few weeks." "What am" "Well I think the obvious answer, is to draw Sean's face on it, and" "Or...it's a simple surgery." "Uhhh Turk, I think we already decided on Bunion-face." "Cut me the hell up." "Dammit." "Thanks Nurse Espinoza." "Turk?" "If I decide to keep my last name after we get married, that's no" "Course not baby." "We'll just have one of those modern marriages where" "Turk!" "Wait!" "Turk!" "Turk!" "Whoah!" "You okay?" "All good." "It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special." "I got a petting" "How about a Russian Roulette booth?" "And here's the kicker." "We put" "Will there be a pinata?" "Beause I need to know if I should bring my" "Would you zip it nerd?" "The only reason I invited you is because, for" "It was a gift." "From me to me." "Anyhoo." "I'm thinking that you probably shouldn't come." "Why not?" "Because her whole family is in town." "Hey JD." "Oh my god!" "What do you say to a girl you dumped three weeks ago?" "I destroyed that video tape we made." "What tape?" "Danni, if you don't look concerned, no one in America's Funniest Home" "Can't we just go home and have sex?" "No!" "Again from the top." "Now I'll never meet Bob Saggat." "So is their brother Ben coming to this thing too?" "Oh yeah." "He always has to make some grand entrance that he just winds" "Why is that?" "Cause he never surprises us." "Even a little bit?" "No." "Thorns!" "Ah!" "Augh!" "Ow!" "Ouch!" "Ah!" "Oh." "Bloody." "That's good." "Now this time try and do it with your head in" "I can't!" "That's perfect." "I'm a prickly pear." "Can I see that for one second?" "Thanks." "Not a strong moment for you Polly." "So you still doing the whole kooky guy who brings his camera" "Till the day I die." "Is this thing made of Teflon?" "You know something?" "You have slept with both of my sisters." "That means" "I have to get going." "To weird?" "Nahhhhhhh!" "What's weird is that its taken my best friend so long to come and see" "Well, it went into remission and I wanted to see the world in all its" "How'd that go for you?" "Ehh." "Got some good picture though." "Here check it out." "Look." "Here's me at the Great Wall of China." "This is me at the" "So Jordon tells me that while you were on your world leukemia tour," "Psst." "Ben." "Turns out cancer's the kind of ailment that you" "Fine." "I'll get the exam." "Tell you what." "I missed the hell out of you." "I did." "Thanks Perry." "I missed you to." "YEAH!" "I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!" "Oh God, save me!" "You know Elliot you are eventually going to have to take off your" "If I do, then from now on when one of you guys look at me all you're" "I do think that." "Okay you know what?" "Maybe it would be better if you focused on how" "I hate your mole." "What?" "What?" "Baby you said it was your tickle button." "You made me shave my" "That was before I knew what was under there." "Oh." "Dance." "A brother finally can breath." "Hello there" "You wanna quit?" "Then quit!" "But you sir are a Worthless Peon!" "And you" "Sir you know my band?" "The Worthless Peons." "Well Chris from shipping" "Ted you know my rule about personal problems." "I'm not interested" "So should I be worried about the old ticker?" "Oh Mr. Taylor." "Let me worry about that for you." "Oh my god!" "He's gonna die!" "Ah Newbie." "Perfect timing." "I have to run a hundred fifty dollars down" "Yeah!" "Only me." "Long story short." "Your new job is to take young Ben here by" "Dr. Cox I can't." "I'm already covering for Doug." "He's on a" "WHAT?" "!" "Don't ask." "The point is, I'm swamped." "And I'm a little worried about" "Hiiiiii." "For the life of me, I can't figure out his irregular heartbeat." "I already looked at his EKG, Newbie, and trust me." "He's not gonna die" "Hey JD." "My sister Danni is more of a gentle kisser, don't you think?" "Would you please stop it." "Fangs." "This guy is supposed to be a great plastic surgeon." "So who wants what, bigger or smaller?" "My fiancé would like to have his mole removed." "That?" "That's cute." "It's like a tickle button." "No it's not." "It needs to go away." "All right." "I'll scrap it away and we'll cover it with skin from the" "So you would be a butt-face." "That would be a funny nickname." "No it wouldn't." "Yes it would." "God, how long does it take, to fill a bottle of pills!" "I'm sorry Madeline." "I hope we didn't wake you." "It's just that I have" "Watch I'm going to get out of this mole thing." "Whatever, Butt-face." "Uncool." "Sir, I think I figured out how my problem affects one of your loved" "It affects me." "Swing and a miss." "Oh, thank god you're here." "I totally need someone to talk to." "Usually I would talk to Dr. Cox, but he's out doing stuff." "Course" "As do I." "See, it's just that I told Turk I didn't like his mole, and I feel" "Dr. Cox." "Ah." "I'm afraid my band lost a member." "So we're not going to" "Ted." "Now even though I never asked you to, that is still just terrific" "That hurt here and here." "What's the matter with you there Sheila?" "You look like Maybaline just" "Twenty minutes after you left he went into cardiac arrest." "We tried to" "Whoa man." "Bummer." "This shouldn't have happened." "Guilt's a funny thing." "It can lead to denial." "Kid screwed up." "No he didn't." "He told you he has way too many patients, he's swamped." "The kid screwed up." "Okay." "Darn kid!" "Guilt can lead to compromise." "Turk is doing this sweet thing for me, you know?" "Men's room!" "I just wish there was something I could do for him." "Know what sweetie?" "But you got to be willing to take my last name when" "That's perfect." "Of course I will." "And there she goes." "Mrs. Carla Butt-face." "Dammit." "But as a doctor, you are around death so much you get used to the" "Brace yourself." "What are you still doing here?" "I'm on call tonight." "Not anymore." "I'm taking all your patients." "So wait." "You think this was my fault?" "Hey, this is an emotional situation." "So, why don't you go easy on the" "It was your fault." "Not get the hell out." "Well that was good." "That was good listening." "I got it." "I got it." "All the best." "Thanks man." "I tell you what." "Nothing says good morning like a drunken human alarm" "Hey." "You've been here for sixty straight hours." "You need to go home." "You know what I need." "I need people to stop telling me what I should" "Fine." "You know what you should do?" "Aw." "Why are you here?" "Dr. Cox." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Hey, hey, Val." "You know, you know what's funny?" "Ever since I started" "Look." "You want to be mad at me, that's fine." "I get it." "Okay." "But" "Oh." "Right." "That thing." "Put us down for Ben plus one." "I'm not going anywhere." "So beat it." "You guys, I don't want to do this." "Come on." "No one's going to call you names." "I know, but..." "FACE!" "Listen." "My butt is fabulous." "A slice of that up here, that's just me" "I can't man." "I got things to do" "Like what?" "Dr. Cox took all your patients." "Gin." "Dammit." "Nice Hand." "I meant the cards." "I got to win my money back from Leonard." "You know the guy with the" "I'll go talk to her for you." "Thank you." "I hate her for doing this to me." "I hate him for doing this to me." "I don't think he understands that Espinoza is more than a name to me." "Well Nurse "Snickers", until now you've just been white noise." "But" "Don't those Espinoza's have nougat?" "Can we go now?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "Look as a rule of thumb I don't attend parties where the guest of" "That's not true." "Remember back when you and Jordon first got married," "Benny, I appreciate your concern, but you just don't understand." "What don't I understand?" "Well do you see all these people here?" "This is not some kind of senior" "If I'm not here, people die." "Come on!" "Listen why don't you just let me take this little mental breakdown of" "So you haven't noticed that my supporting cast in this theater of" "So sorry to bother you Dr. Cox." "But I have searched high and low for" "No." "No." "I haven't seen her." "Well if you do." "Ummm." "Page me." "Oh, Ben." "Outstanding commitment." "Thanks." "So, can we go now?" "Provided that gets you off my back." "One more thing." "Oh, come on." "You got to forgive him." "What?" "They're my shower shorts." "Thanks again for helping me look for Carla." "No problem." "I'll check the dumpster." "Uh, we're not looking for dead Carla." "That a girl." "You stay optimistic." "Ahem." "Sorry sir." "It's been an emotional couple of days." "I'm just here to, ah, get a nasal speculum." "I just wish I didn't hate that mole so much." "I used one of these on my wife once." "She's a terrible snorer." "Used to" "Thank you sir." "All right, I'm gonna get right down to it." "You tell Carla that my mole" "Turk!" "I don't want you to do this!" "The mole's inoperable." "The deal's off." "I couldn't find her." "Don't sweat it." "See ya!" "Great an open surgery slot just gone to waste." "Not necessarily." "Look at this." "Those are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen." "You know you're right." "I was an idiot to buy these shower shorts." "I" "Look I just want to say." "That what happened." "Wasn't your fault." "And" "Thanks." "I really need to hear that." "Good." "Fun." "Let's get dressed and go." "Shower Shortz?" "For the man who has nothing to hide." "But still wants to." "Acceptance can take a lot of different forms." "Whether it's accepting that it's okay to show your soft side every" "Well its official." "Chris left the band." "Well Ted, you know what I think?" "Good riddance to him." "You'll find" "Thank you sir." "If you don't, who cares?" "You all stink anyway." "Or accepting someone you love for just the way they are." "Can you tie my tie, Mrs. Espinoza?" "Answer him!" "You just kissed my mole." "So how come you don't have to get all dressed up?" "I am dressed up." "You see any holes in these pants?" "No." "I'm glad you made it." "Listen." "There is one more thing you have to do" "You can't keep me from getting drunk." "You have to forgive yourself for everything that went down the other" "You are so annoying." "Yeah." "Okay." "Good." "Now where is your camera?" "Aren't, aren't you going to take some" "Pictures of what?" "You know." "Crying babies." "Covered in chocolate." "People singing happy" "Where do you think we are?" "But in the end, the most important thing to accept, is that no matter"