"Previously on The L Word" "Where the fuck were you?" "trying to figure out what I'am doing here in L.A." "What are you doing here in L.A?" "What's your screen play about?" "a girl who becomes a boy." "what he goes through so it's about your life?" "well..." "May be it's about yours Max" "I think you should DJ Russel Simmons party" "It really doesn't matter to you..." "at all rather or not I'm at your opening" "It's that big of a deal to me!" "I'm... almost old enough to be your mother." "My grand mother... but I don't care" "Why are you telling me this right now?" "Because Tina we have an agreement with one another." "I'm really in all... of you're trying to do here, and..." "I'm lucky enough to be in the position to..." "Help you." "Game, set, and match, Miss Farebanks." "There you are Ladies and Gentlemen, Dana Farebanks is the Mercedes-Benz..." "I'm going for a little biopsy on Tuesday we'll find out that if there's anything to worry about" "You're on DC***conference about helping people to overcome homosexuality who've faith in the lord Jesus Christ." "Our ministry the***minitstry is in Billings Montana, and we're to talk about freedom from homosexuality, to the increasal submission... towardship the Christ and his church." "Can I help you?" "I..." "I'm sorry..." "I... can we do this a little later I come into a flat tire." "What are you looking for... a radial?" "some of pre-basic it's a Renault." "I'm just in town here for a few days." "now, these ones here are standard, on season performance." "non speed and T speed ratings high couple***level this one***" "These ones here offer severally better response." "And a pretty good***" "Full school for this?" "No it's just a summer job and..." "I'm starting at as Fresher year on a couple weeks." "Looking very serious Doctor Shapiro!" "Well, I will try not to be too serious Dana." "The result of your biospy indicate what we call infiltrating ductal carcinoma" "Ductal carcinoma..." "From the texture of the lump..." "I can tell you that... we should be planning either a lumpectomy and a xylerhino dissection or a mastectomy." "Are you... are you sure?" "You know, Dana this is not a death end!" "A cancer!" "We are gonna take very good care of you." "Is there someone you'd like to call Dana?" "Would you like to do this another time?" "No I just..." "I just need to tell me what I need to do." "Well, we need to schedule you for surgery... assuming you wanna reconstruct the breast we... reconstruct." "assuming you want to reconstruct." "We can that at the same time as the mastectomy." "It'll get a little longer to schedule because we have to get you inforce to see the plastic surgeon." "No I don't wanna wait..." "I wanna it off..." "I wanna it off now!" "Somebody in this family's gotta make a living." "I have made a living for the last 15 years," "I don't think my ability to make a living is really in question." "I'm not questionning your ability, I'm questionning your desire." "I..." "I know it's a thriller but I still think we have character work to do." "What don't you take a look a some Paddy Chayefsky's Films?" "Oh my god Network is my favourite movie." "I was actually thinking of the hospital." "Yeah and the way he uses the institution." "Yeah, Yeah... um..." "The whole day job is at the hospital and the... murder mystery is... is like a sub-plot" "Exactly!" "What?" "Nothing!" "It's just um..." "Do you how incredible it is to work with an executive... who actually thinks about what's going on in the real world." "No how incredible is it?" "This is my cell..." "Call me anytime!" "Bette on 2!" "Tell her, I'll call her back Rosy." "This is your daughter?" "..." "Oh She's so cute!" "Thanks." "Did you adopt her?" "No, I gave birth to her." "so um..." "What's your husband do?" "He's a power foward for the L.A Clippers." "I'm sorry I'm just kidding." "I don't have a husband." "Meinen Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen..." "Welcome... to bisexual speed-dating night...yeeaaahh now... now as our lovely friend Tom Cruise once said..." "The bar is open...!" "So get all over that bar get yourself lubricate and who knows.... may be you need to get lubricated later on... you know what I'm saying...?" "Each date is 8 minutes long, and when you hear the Buzzer... or the bell bless you for that... you get up take your lovely little clip board think and you move one place to the right." "OK?" "Alice honestly I don't know what I'm doing here..." "Oh my g..." "Helena..." "I just need a friend here in case it'll make the single match." "A word of warning if you do not move within 30 secondes..." "A burly oiled man will come and eject you from the premisses!" "I'm not even bisexual!" "Yeah but you have the choice of choosing the only girls..." "that's the beauty of bisexual speed-dating!" "The odds are twice is good... ok?" " Ok!" " The world is your bisexual oyster shut up OK?" "Let's speed date..." "Team 1 take your positions." "Ok bisexuals back to it!" "So what are you... you know what are looking for?" "creating integraty... courage... you know someone who's willing to take a risk." "My girlfriend and I are..." "Your girlfriend?" "Ok!" "Ok Tammy!" "Someone who's original... who has... a vision you know... a clear point of view." "Oh we're trying to start a family we're here looking for a sperm doner." "Ok." "I'm a little low on the sperm tonight." "little low on the sperm." "Move to the next table to your right." "Move to your right please... for the next round of bisexual speed dating." "I am not bisexual speed-dating!" "Come on... sit down sit down, be a big girl and just sit down!" "And you young fellow-me-lad 5 minutes come on." "I wanna to say that this thing you're going through..." " This thing...?" " It's... uh change of life, it's really... it's beautiful, and it's sexy and..." "Fu.." "Fuck it that's why I brought the guitare." "Didn't know what I was waiting for, but my time was running wild million dead-end streets..." "Every time I thought I'd got it made it seemed the taste was not so sweet" "So I turned my eyes to face me... but I've never caught a glimpse of how the others must see the faker" "I'm much too fast to take that test" "Chchchch...changes" " Turn and face the strain" " Chchchch...changes" "Don't have to be a different man..." " Chchchch...changes" " Turn and face the strain" "Chchchch...changes, just have to be an older man." "Time may change me..." "I can't trace time" "Clock is ticking..." "Strange fascination, fascinated me." "Oh... changes are taking the pace I'm going through, Chchchch...changes" " Turn and face the strain" " Chchchch...changes look at you Rock 'n rollers" " And move again please Ladies and Gentlemen." " Chchchch...changes..., Turn and face the strain, Chchchch...changes... don't get a llittle bit louder" "Time may change me... but I can't trace time..." "I said that the time may change me... but I can't trace.... time!" "Ok bisexual it's time for hiatus" "Hey Alice, Can you pass me the grand menu?" "Thanks." "Oh ha ha ha..." "Alice is speed dating sure you and Dana will get really good about this one." "Actually I think Dana has a lot others thinghs on her mind right now." "Ok bisexual go back to your seats for the next round." "Please take your place as we must start speed dating..." "Come on everybody, get to it!" "Ready?" "No I'm not come I'm actually going." "Going where?" "to um..." "Good luck and see you later." "Well, Helena what the fuck?" "Great..." "Thanks!" "I can feel the love in the area you know, it's a beautiful, beautiful thing!" "Ok are you ready?" " Wow...are you ok?" "Honey it's just the door..." " Ok allright..." "I don't believe this!" "Look at this..." "HELLOOOO!" " Is anybody here?" " Fuck Carmen, quiet..." "Can you guys come clean up your fucking mess?" "HI!" "What is this?" "This looks like a fucking pigsty!" "Sorry, we were just..." "No, you know what I'm sorry..." "I am really really sorry because I apparently... don't know how to live in a frathouse!" " Ok ok Carmen, Carmen..." " This is disgusting Moira." "Carmen Carmen come on..." "Where's Jenny?" " She went to the store to get a 6 pack." " Ok" "She went to the store, she'll be back for cleaning up." "Great good!" "Yeah***" "We... we're gonna clean it up, we were just watching a movie." "What's the big deal anyway?" "I just realized who you are." "Do you think that's a problem?" "Well, I don't see how it could be a problem that you've great tast in radio." "You know the show you did in wich you referenced to Jean Rollin 'Le Frisson des Vampires'" "You mentioned an essay that I wrote for a course I'm teaching at Loyola Marymount." "No kidding..." "What's your name again?" "Uta Refson" "And what do you teach?" "I'm vampirologist." "I teach a course on the queer vampire***film." "In a seminar called "Demon desire"." "About the vampire as a lesbian predator." "Ok I'm a tooootal vampire lesbian freeeaaak!" "What attracts you in the lesbian vampires?" "I don't know..." "Uta." "um..." "May be it's just I like the dark side." "What about tomorrow?" "What?" "Lunch?" "Prefer dinner." "Not much of a day, that I'm a person." "Right coz... vampires don't go out on day, do they?" "No..." "We lay in bed... with the curtains drawn." "Ok, you know... tomorrow night." "Hey!" "I'm gonna throw down the keys can you let yourself in?" " Sure!" " Ok." "Lindsey76 are you there?" "What?" "Daddyof2 was looking for you, he said he had a big hard on." "I know that freaks gross." "He probably got my name from some chats that I used... when I was researching that staid home dad's project." "So you go on as Lindsey76?" "Just that one time." "Jesus!" "What?" "Why are you getting so upset?" "because you're acting like I have some big secret internet sex life!" "No Tina, I think you are the one who's acting like that." "I chatted with him for research***that's it..." "I'm tired!" "I need to go to sleep." "Police came when they were beating her with a base ball bat." "It's part of an initiation ritual." "Is this to violent?" "No..." "No I..." "I'm allright." "Oh... they dance in this night club." "I mean just going in there is like taking your life in your hands." "But this night, It sort of halfheartedly try to get me to leave... because Aïcia knew..." "Mister Q was coming with a gun." "How you were able to get close enough to film this?" "I've lived with same for 2 and half years." "you know I..." "I ate with their families..." "I... slept on their floors..." "I was with***to the night she died of a gunshot wound." "She was 8 and half months pregnant." "You're allright?" "No..." "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry..." "Please..." "Don't be sorry." "Dyl are you home?" "Yeah I made it in." "I'm going to bed." "There's doggy-bag for Monkey, in the kitchen." "Ok... um..." "I'll be here, in a bit." "Goodnight!" "Goodnight!" "Baby listen to this... not only have curate leapt but most women have a much greater choice of treatment now... they even... they even talk about these exercises as you can do to restore your arm strenght," "so you can play tennis again sooner." "I'm not playing tennis again." "What are you talking about of course you are." "No I'm not..." "My career is over Lara!" "Baby you don't know that..." "I mean... you can teach... or..." "I don't wanna teach!" "I don't wanna coach, I don't wanna do any of that!" "If they don't have to take away too much of the muscles I mean..." "Dana it says right here they used to automatically removed the... the pectorum..." "Lara!" "Stop trying to make me feel good about my cancer." "We're perfect for each other***!" "What is she high?" " Hey dudes!" " Hello!" " Thank you" " You're welcome!" "Oh hey Jenny!" "Can you actually..." "Can you seat for a minute?" "I just wanna talk to you guys for a second..." "Sure, sure have a seat." "You want some?" "No thank you." "So what's up?" "You're guys getting married?" "Uh no..." "I just... uh..." "Uh I'd..." "I'm sorry that's Tina excuse me." "I have an anouncement..." "What?" "Everyone... that Alice is about to go out with a vampire." "No um...." "A vampirologist." "Actually!" "She is kind of a doctor in the well known, doctor***teacher at Loyola Marymount." " She's gorgous - and she's a first date." "First dates are the best... by the way... so..." " Good luck!" " That's cool!" "Sorry about that!" "Sure that's ok." "What's up?" "I just want to tell you guys, I'm having a little operation tomorrow." "That's it!" "An operation?" " Yeah" " What kinda of operation?" "Is it outpatient, or is it on over night?" " Is it something serious Dana?" " Are you gonna be ok?" " What?" " Yeah I'm gonna be fine they um... um..." "I'm having..." "I... they... they found a lump in my breast, and so..." "I'm having it remote..." "It's..." "It's routine." "A lump?" "So did you have a biopsy?" "Yeah!" "What did they... what did they find?" "Is it benine?" "It's just a little operation really it's..." "Everything's ok!" "Everything's ok!" "You know..." "Tina had a lumpectomy and you can't even see the scar." "No, no you can't." "I mean..." "I didn't even know that she'd had one." "Oh fuck it what time?" " Yeah, I think no we should all go and support you and..." " We should all be there!" "Lara's gonna be there it's fine, Lara's gonna be there it's ok really." "It's gonna be over night..." "I'll be out the next day..." "Ok?" "You're sure?" " Yes" " Is there anything we can do?" "No thank you!" "So Moira..." "It's a girl's name isn't it?" "Yeah, I'm a girl!" "I wasn't saying I didn't know if you are a girl, I was just... asking about the name." "Oh sorry!" "So tell me a little about your... last job Moira at uh..." "Sholding Software***Illinois" "Um, I was mostly involved in coding and testing... we developed this system using TCP, IP socket..." "Very impressing um... how are you uh... programming skills?" "Um mostly..." "I'm... familiar with Windows platforms like Java and Visual Objects..." "But I'm a very fast learner... and I'm really good at trouble shooting and deboging." "Um... it's a great letter of recommandation from Sholding." "How did you get on with the folks there?" "Really well!" "um... so no problem with you being... you know..." "Hard to peg..." "Hard to peg?" "You kind of neither..." "Fish nor fowl if you know what I mean... and i'm not saying that we will discriminate against you because that is one thing we don't do here... at IntechMode but we looking for someone... who is a team player." "We're team players here." "Yeah..." "I'm a team player!" "What side***Moira?" "I'm kidding..." "I'm sorry... it was just... it was just to good to resist!" "You know I think the script needs a little more rewriting." "Yeah we could do that!" "Then it should be fine." "I got something for you." "I bought this on eBay." "Oh my god that's my favourite movie of all time." "God!" "Just lucky guess..." "It'll be inspiration for our projects together." "Well... you set the bar high." "Yes..." "I do." "Here we go." "Thanks!" "Wow!" "Cool!" " See you soon." " Ok." "Bye!" "Game, set, Match Miss Farebanks!" "And she won the game here we go Dana Farebanks has taking it today the Mercedes-Benz Challenge." " And well deserved I think." " Absolutly she's done a great job so far... she's been amazing this year.***Absolutly congratulations." "I agree with you..." "You're ok?" "Yeah I'm great." "Baby, I think you should tell your friends what's really going on." "I don't know why you... why you didn't..." "They don't need to know every last detail." "It's just I don't think I should be the only one." "They've known you for a long time, Baby they love you they would want be there for you." " If they that it was more serious..." " I told them what I wanted to tell them!" "Ok?" "Fuck!" "Hey, Chase have you heard from my 6 o'clock?" "Oh uh... that's Cherie..." " Cherie..." "Perony - yeah... she's..." "She's fuckin' late!" "Do you want set up that board?" "Oh right now?" " Yeah!" " Oh she is in shop?" "yeah for sure..." "I mean***a little bit..." "Ok!" " Ok" "Fucking***party!" "Sorry I missed it." "Cherie what the fu..." "It's a nice way to***an old friend." "Yeah..." "I'm sorry Cherie how are ya?" "Good!" "Why are you here?" "I've an apointment... for my haircut!" "You don't just do mohawks do you?" " coz I don't think I'd look to hot in a mohawks!" " wait!" "So you're Cherie Peroni?" "I went back to my middle name." "I wasn't gonna keep that fucker's name!" "but I..." "Certainly kept the shit love of his money." "So what you want me?" "Yeah!" "That's not being self-centered" "It's just that you can't do that to me at the last minute." "You know... we had an agreement!" "I think work takes priority over meditation group." "It's not right Tina!" "When did you get that?" "It's very comfortable!" "You know*** can be so expensive." "It wasn't that expensive Tina!" "I didn't know that you needed special clothes to meditate!" "Fuck it!" "You know what..." "If it makes you that incomfortable..." "I'll change..." "Hey..." "I'll return it... whatever!" "God..." "Damn it!" "but you know what Tina?" "In a 7 half years, that I was the soul wage in this household..." "I never lorded money over you the way you do me!" "And we didn't have a child then!" "But you didn't have a 300$ haircut!" "***left me for his... boatkeeper." "She's about your age." "Yeah." "Well, I'm really sorry to hear that!" "No don't be sorry..." "You should have seen his face when the judge award me half his company." "***you're ok!" "Allright!" "You look beautiful by the way." "Hey Baby!" "The reservations came here for tonight, do you want me to wait for you by front or..." "Um..." "Carmen, this is Cherie." "Cherie, this is Carmen." "Carmen..." "Fuck you!" "Let go with me..." "Stop it!" "Come on..." " Hey calm down, calm down!" "..." "Shut up!" " Stop..." "What's your problem?" "Cherie Jaffy!" "Come on I didn't know she was coming..." "Bullshit!" "You don't believe me?" "Go to the book..." "Go to my book if you don't believe me!" "Cherie fuckin' Peroni she book on her*** name, What do you want me to do?" "uh...!" "Ok whatever, that's not the point!" "Tell her to go fuck herself!" "Act like you have a girlfriend." "Like you never said that she was your girlfriend..." "Yeah!" "Congratulations Shane..." "She is pretty!" "But not as hot as you are." "What don't you come at the beach this week-end?" "You can bring the girlfriend if you want!" "I'd rather see you by yourself." "We meditate... to get to know ourselves... to become intimate... with who we really are." "each of us as a longing... for what we sense... is important." "It's a process... of getting*** and*** and then simply thinking  knowledge of ourselves... of recognising... on deeper... and deeper levels... the loving awarness... the presence... that is always there... no matter what else is going on in your life." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "some cleaning..." "Stop that!" "You don't need to do that." "Yeah I do actually." "Why?" "Coz I'm not making any other contribution!" "Ok..." "I... am gonna help you." "Come here!" "How did your job interview go?" "I'm not fish a fowl." "OK..." "Stop!" "..." "Stop it!" "This is..." "Bullshit!" "You're coming with me..." "let's go!" "I don't think uh..." "I'm not really in the mood right now." "No no no no I..." "I don't want you to... fuck me right now!" "I want you to get dressed." "Max!" "I want you to wear a tight trousers." "And if those don't fit you can wear a pair of mine." "Allright!" "That looks great." "Do you want some... help?" "Allright!" "Can you just um..." "Stick that on there?" "Can you just... yeah.." "Here!" "Waooo!" "You look really hot." "Hey Chase!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Where have you been?" "Just driving around how this going?" "Yeah... your girl blowing up in there, she's got some admirers!" "Oh the Def Jam***" " Yeah!" " It's great that's what she wanted." " I'll get a drink!" " Allright!" "What do you guys doing?" "Alice!" " Alice!" " Hey Shane." "This is Uta..." "Shane." "Nice to see you how are you doing?" "Waouou..." "She's packing... she's packing!" "I love... she's gone for it!" "Come on." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna be right back!" "gonna have some drink..." "Be right back!" "Helena..." "I think Uta might be a vampire." "What?" "Well, have you seen her teeth?" "They're..." "What?" "They're sharp... they're..." "It's a***" "I don't know." "I don't know!" "Well... you wanna be certain about vampires... no reflection." "Oh yeah..." "Try!" "Ok!" "Heeeyyy!" "Ok!" "I just..." "I think I got something in my teeth..." "I'm just uh..." "Holly fucking shit....!" "What!" "Oh I just, I don't wear a ring." "Why don't we get outta here?" "Ok..." "How was the medidation group?" "Did you have an epiphany or something?" "It was interesting." "Julie had told me about this special couple's retreat at this... boudhist monestary in Vermount." "I love Vermount." "so may be we you should give it a try?" "May be..." "I..." "I don't know when I'd find the time." "She also told me that I'm on the shortlist to candidate***at the Withney." "The Withney?" "That's incredible!" "How that happened?" "Why do mean how that happened?" "Some people actually think that I'm qualified!" "I didn't mean***you're unqualified..." "I just thought that you said that you didn't want to take another museum position." "It's the Withney, it's pretty hard to dismiss." "Waoouuu!" "Yeah..." "I mean we'll have to move to New York!" "We?" "Well, if... if I take the post if they offer it to me!" "I..." "I have a job here." "A job I love." "It probably pays more that a museum... position." "So um... you're saying that... if I was named... the director... of the Withney..." "You wouldn't move to New-York?" "I have to think about it." "and I like my life here." "Wow!" "With little hot some honeys, you need to work to the big boys uh?" "Take that!" "Cheers!" "Oh!" "She is in... credible!" "I mean..." "I didn't think I was ever gonna sex like this again..." "It's like..." "She has unbelivable stamina..." "I don't know if I can keep up with her!" "It's like..." "I just fell like..." "I don't know..." "I mean..." "She seems..." "She seems***..." "I mean she's got like a teach***everything." "Yeah..." "No it's real!" "I think she's the real thing." "But the place is creepy, what... what did you find out?" "Ok uh..." "The vampires are imune to desease the never get sick." "Am I suppose to like... like expose her to a deadly desease... coz I could be one of the undead by then." "Ok suppositly they never snore." "Great I need that!" "uh ok then and they like to go at night dadada..." "Possible match..." "They have cold hands and feet." "ok..." "They don't like to debate about religion." "Really." "They're stronger that their bodies might suggest." "I gotta go..." "I gotta go..." "Hey..." "Sorry to keep you waiting... and I ***for the..." "Hope you don't getting tired." "Waou you uh... you a lot stronger than you look uh..." "Uta!" "Can I ask you a question?" "Do you believe in... god?" "It was just..." "It was just a question... just a question... that's ok!" "Nosferatu!" "Fuck!" "What the Fuck!" "Please!" "I have something I have to tell you." "What?" "I fucked DaddyOf2... on the internet." "I fucked him and we did it once." "then why are you telling me?" "Because I just have had all these feelings that I don't know what to do with." "and I just so fucked up!" "I don't..." "I don't know what I'm doing..." "Feelings about what?" "Feelings about men." "Subbing :" "Destiny, Alucardo"