"Sorry." "Have you heard about a telephone call that kills people?" "Once you pick it up, you die." "Who?" "Well... huh?" "Who asked you?" "Such a noob." "Hey." "Don't embarrass me, okay?" "Don't you say anything unless I ask you." "You got it?" "You got it?" "Sorry." "Is he your cousin?" "He's such a noob." "I like him." "He's a distant cousin." "I want him to see more people, so I took him here." "That's alright." "Give the boy a chance." "Even though this might be his last chance." "It's freaking hot." "Why is it becoming so damn hot?" "Do you know the real cause of global warming?" "People turn on air conditioners." "The hotter it gets, the more they use air conditioners." "That's how it goes." "Freaking stupid." "Freaking stupid." "The campaign against plastic bags?" "The morons are still using it." "Nobody stops." "Shit." "Global warming, huh?" "Nobody worries about global warming anymore." "The temperature keeps getting higher every year." "It's taking back one thing at a time." "Four or five years from now, the students must be, like you said, they must be wearing nothing to school." "Must be extremely hot." "Damn." "Damn, how could it not be this way?" "I used to ask an old lady." ""Auntie, what should we do about global warming?"" "What's her answer?" "She said "open the doors and windows while turning on air conditioners."" "Damn auntie." "Every time I see the news about the world's climate," "I'm really upset." "Shit." "Don't you agree?" "Our world is going to shatter soon." "The thing is, there are too many people." "They don't know how to conserve." "Those damn big countries, they're the culprits." "I want to do something constructive." "Really." "Something practical." "Not just sitting here talking." "We've been talking about this a lot." "You want to make an action plan, you need money." "You know, when the avian flu outbreak happened." "I was so thrilled." "I was hoping for something to wipe out all the people." "But the scientists came up with the vaccine." "Damn it." "What if I told you I have a brand new virus to show you?" "Virus again." "Son of a bitch." "Last time it was avian flu, then swine flu." "What is it now?" "Panda?" "Hey, you remember the latest outbreak?" "What's that?" "The flu... 2009 flu." "Yeah 2009 flu." "You remember?" "They came up with the vaccine eventually." "Right?" "Damn it." "If you really have it, give it to me." "I'll spread it out myself." "What if I really have it." "Would you dare to do it?" "Of course." "I'm not a coward like you." "Stop your bullshit." "I have it." "It's the real freaking virus." "Oh, you sound confident." "Where did you get it?" "I can't reveal the source." "From the website?" "Website?" "Who in the right mind would put the virus on the website?" "Bas, how do you know?" "Wait." "Wait." "Are you guys for real?" "You're crazy." "We're talking about the end of the earth." "Hey, this time is for real." "I've proven it." "What website?" "Huh..." ""Earth Chemo."" "How did you find it?" "I didn't." "They came to me." "When?" "Last night." "At first, I thought my computer caught a virus." "But it wasn't a computer virus." "Damn it." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I don't understand." "Do you remember what I told you the other day?" "You know, everything I said that night" "I got all of the information from that website." "Right." "When I talked about how this earth is in critical condition and needs an urgent cure before it dies." "You know that the earth is hot because of human." "They're hot." "They turn on the air conditioner." "And it gets hotter." "It's the vicious cycle." "Yeah," "That website." "It proposes that theory that the earth is sick." "Gravely ill." "Stricken with cancer." "The cancer cells are human beings." "So what the earth needs right now is chemotherapy treatment." "Chemo?" "To eliminate cancer cells." "Cancer cells are human beings." "Eliminate all human beings." "Total human holocaust?" "Human holocaust, that's awesome man." "Right?" "Human holocaust" "Your ass." "You out of your mind?" "I almost bought it." "And you believe it, huh?" "Who would be stupid enough to post these things on the website?" "Who would sell a "Do-lt-Yourself Human Holocaust"" "Set on the Internet?" "Are you a complete moron?" "Why did you tell me to come here then?" "I didn't." "What?" "You sent me a message last night." "Huh, you're messing with me." "I didn't send you the message." "It's you who asked me to come here." "Hey, I didn't." "Son of a bitch." "Who did?" "This." "You look at this." "What?" "What?" "Look." "Isn't this your number?" "Damn." "Ow..." "Hey Bas." "Huh?" "What time do you have?" "Two fifty nine." "Only one minute left." "What's one minute left?" "Time for human holocaust." "You're not over it yet?" "Are you drunk?" "Out of your mind?" "Where's your cousin?" "I don't know." "I don't care where he goes." "I've come all the way here." "Can you be serious for once, can't you?" "The reason why the earth is messed up as it is because it is full of idiots like you, and you." "Chill out." "We'll find out soon if it's real or not." "Forty seconds to go." "Let's count down." "Forty." "Thirty-nine." "Thirty-eight." "Nineteen." "Go ahead and count." "Don't stop counting." "I'll have to pee." "If you're still counting when I come back..." "Hey, Nut is calling me." "Are you the webmaster?" "What a perfect day for human holocaust." "Don't you think?" "I don't know much about virus." "I can only make computer viruses." "That's all a noob like me can do." "So you planned for human holocaust and never told me about it, bastard." "Quite a badass technique you use." "But I have one question for you." "How about people who've turned off their cell phones while watching this film, huh?" "20,000 baht." "7,000 baht." "30,000 baht." "40,000 baht. 20,000 baht. 7,000 baht. 7,000 baht." "1,000,000 baht. 654,230 baht. 42,210 baht." "87,540 baht. 45,230 baht. 9,954 baht. 5,632 baht." "1,230 baht. 882 baht. 670 baht. 521 baht. 215 baht." "0.000 baht." "I don't know how to start." "I'm both excited and happy, that I was appointed department manager." "Let me say something." "I'm still your old pal Thada." "If I've ever done anything to offend you, let me apologize to you right here." "Let's start over." "Alright?" "Yeah, you're the best among us anyway." "Right?" "Yeah." "I think you'd better prostrate before my feet first." "I could just fire you, Mr. Soop." "What are you waiting for?" "Go ahead." "Hey, come on." "What's wrong with you, Soop?" "Calm down, will you?" "Let's go, Thada, don't mind him." "Let's go this way, boss." "These projects you have proposed..." "I don't approve." "Nuch," "I wish you were here with me now." "You shouldn't have killed yourself." "Excuse me, boss." "What is it, Waew?" "Boss Thada, There's a little problem with your company car's turn signal lights." "You'll get your car in the evening." "That's alright." "I don't need it now." "Right." "Oh, Waew." "Yes?" "I think I'll take a walk downstairs." "I'll find some gifts to thank all the employees." "Just call me if there's anything." "Have fun shopping, boss." "CDs?" "CDs?" "Only fifty baht." ""The Gift Shop for People You Hate"" "What a shitty name." "Mr. Thada." "Hey." "Mr. Thada, do you have anyone you hate?" "Or just jealous?" "And you want to teach him a lesson." "Hey." "What kind of store is this?" "Huh?" "It looks so disorganized." "And the logo and the name, are they just a joke?" "Are you kidding, Mr. Thada." "They're not a joke." "You're not in the wrong place." "These stuff are for you to buy for the people you hate." "Just tell me their names." "Plus other personal information." "I'll prepare something nasty for them." "You can choose how you want me to deal with them." "Just a joke." "A hard lesson." "Or you want them injured." "Paralyzed." "Or you might want them dead." "It's your call." "What are you talking about?" "I don't get it." "Like this umbrella." "Am I supposed to use it to stab the person I hate?" "Hey, why would you do that?" "You'd get arrested if you did that." "This country has laws, you know." "Yeah, So what?" "So there must be a shop like this one." "Oh, yeah?" "So?" "This one must be poisonous toothpaste." "Right?" "No." "What is it, then?" "The umbrella you're holding is for your enemy to hold." "It's equipped with a lightening rod." "When it rains, your enemy raises this umbrella." "Lightning strikes." "Boom." "He dies." "Instantly." "No clue." "No evidence for the police." "Who would they catch?" "Right?" "Think about it." "This is a joke, right?" "Huh?" "You see this perfume?" "It's one of the best selling products." "Did you read the news two days ago?" "I'm still keeping that news with me." "Someone died after being bitten by a tiger-wasp." "This perfume contains poisonous stingers of tiger-wasps." "You know what's better?" "Our store has a service to install a nest of tiger-wasps near your enemy's house." "This toothpaste is not too shabby either." "When your enemy uses it, tiny powder will be attached to his eyes." "In one hour, he will start to lose consciousness." "Think about it." "What if you're driving?" "What would happen?" "Dead." "Here." "Tissue paper." "Hey." "That's enough." "Are you insane?" "Seriously." "Huh?" "What a waste of time." "You're Mr. Thada Suddanklai, right?" "Your address is 130/13" "Green  Park Village." "Had ex-girlfriend named Nuch, who killed herself." "Nuch." "She was upset that you're a workaholic." "Recently, you've just been appointed a manager." "Right?" "Hey." "How do you know all this?" "Huh?" "Someone gave me your information." "Who?" "And more importantly." "Our record shows that someone has already bought six products from our shop... for you." "And they are scheduled to work today." "Hey." "I asked you." "Who?" "You should know it best." "People these days." "If you don't strike first, they will." "Quickly." "There might be time for you." "Tell me your enemy's name." "I'll take care of him." "You want him to be embarrassed, injured, or dead?" "You almost got me convinced." "Hey, let me tell you something." "This kind of stupid pranks don't work with me." "Go fool some other people." "You conman." "Let me warn you." "A person like you should beware." "The cops will get your ass one day." "Alright." "At least you happen to see me today." "I think you can be my premium customer." "From now on, whatever you use, try to notice whether it has this logo on it." "If you could make it alive, we can continue to talk." "Alright?" "Hey." "You know." "You're funny." "I'm sorry." "But you can try to rip off other people." "I'm out of here." "I've warned you." "Boss, your company car is ready." "Here's the key." "You can call me Thada like you used to." "Thank you." "Yes." "You've spent a lot of time shopping, but you didn't get anything?" "Oh, this kind of thing needs more time, Waew." "But I will definitely find gifts to thank everyone." "Don't worry." "Okay." "Well, Waew?" "Have you gone to the shops around this building?" "Yes, I have." "Have you seen a shop called..." "Forget it." "Nothing." "You can go back to work." "Alright." "Boss." "I've finished the report you asked me to do." "Good." "Put it in my desk." "Alright, boss." "This is how you succeed." "Alright, boss." "Damn it." "Your shitty driving almost got you killed." "It's your shitty driving, not mine." "I've turned on left turn signal, can't you see?" "Left turn?" "Open your freaking eyes and see." "It's the right turn signal." "Right turn my ass." "What's wrong with you?" "Can't tell left from right?" "You'd better drive an oxcart." "What an idiot." "Hey." "Close the shop." "Hello, Waew." "Are you sleeping?" "Do you know who sent my car to get the lights fixed?" "You don't know?" "Do you know where it was sent to?" "Alright." "Could you check it for me?" "Where it was fixed, and who ordered it." "And give me a call." "Okay?" "Yeah, there was a problem." "I almost got killed." "Don't forget to do it." "Nampla." "Nampla." "Our record shows that someone has already bought six products for you." "Soop." "This perfume contains poisonous stingers of tiger-wasps." "Good morning, boss Thada." "What's wrong with him?" "Hey, our company must have used a lucky draw to get the new manager." "That's why they got Thada." "Nonsense." "They used rock-paper-scissors, you idiot." "He doesn't have a clue about working." "All he does is kissing his bosses' asses." "Hey, that's how to succeed these days." "Shit." "He wants me dead." "You think you're the boss and you can do anything?" "Right." "And I'll do more than this." "You're fired, Soop." "What?" "I said, you're fired." "I give you fifteen minutes to get your stuff out of here." "The compensation or whatever, I'll take care of that later." "Quickly." "Now." "Hello, Waew." "Is my car ready?" "Not yet?" "When is it ready?" "Okay." "I'm sorry, boss." "Umbrella for you." "So you won't get wet." "Take care." "How do you want me to deal with them?" "Just a joke." "A hard lesson." "Paralyzed." "Or you might want them dead." "It's your call." "Someone has already bought six products for you." "Hey." "Ow." "Soop." "Help me." "Help me, Soop." "Help me, Soop." "I'm stuck." "Soop." "What are you doing to me?" "Hey, what's wrong with you, Thada." "Are you out of your mind?" "What are you doing to me, Soop?" "Soop, don't do it." "Soop." "Are you helping me, Soop?" "What the hell do you think I'm doing?" "Hurry up, Soop." "Hurry up, Soop." "It's coming." "Hurry up, Soop." "Hey, Thada." "Does becoming a manager make you completely insane?" "What if I didn't follow you here?" "I'm sorry." "I owe you my life." "I didn't know that Nuch used to be your girlfriend." "I'm sorry." "What are you doing?" "Hey, get up." "I'm your friend." "Why are you doing this?" "It's embarrassing." "I owe you my life, Soop." "Get up." "Soop." "I'm sorry." "This set is specially designed for you." "Do you want him hurt, embarrassed, or dead?" "No need to go that far." "I just want him to prostrate before my feet." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." ""The Gift Shop for People You Hate" never disappoints anyone." "Stop." "Who are you?" "Why are you here?" "Damn it, Joe." "Didn't you say nobody's here?" "Shit." "I've already checked." "What's that, then?" "How would I know?" "Get out." "Hey." "Shit." "Why did you have to shoot her?" "Damn it." "Let's get out of here." "Joe," "This thing is far from finished." "Believe me." "Hey, do you want to die, Joe?" "Damn." "Do you want to die?" "Damn." "Why do you come here?" "I called you but you didn't pick up." "Son of a bitch, I can't." "Don't you know the cops are after us?" "We should split." "Why should I split?" "I'm on a roll." "On a roll my ass." "Don't you see the news?" "The police are on our tails." "Do you want to be in prison?" "It's because I shot her." "I've discovered my real self." "I was born for this." "Shit." "You're out of your mind." "I want no part of this." "Joe," "I'm in a mood for shooting someone." "It's thrilling." "Who should I shoot?" "You, or your brother, Jin?" "You know that I'm serious." "Son of a bitch." "Alright." "But it's the last time." "I quit after this job." "It's your fault last time, Joe." "She died because you didn't look carefully." "I'll give you another chance." "After that, you can quit or do whatever you want." "It's your call." "I can work with Song." "Don't tell me that this time you're taking Song with you." "Damn." "Didn't you say you wanted to quit." "I'll have to teach my brother how to work." "What's wrong with that?" "But he's still in school." "What kind of a big brother are you?" "He only has me who can help." "Who else is there to spoil him, if not me?" "Aren't you afraid he'll be harmed?" "Shit, that's why I'm here to see you." "Just find the house where there's nobody around." "If I could find one, I wouldn't have come here." "Damn it." "I'm glad you understand." "Song, get on the bike." "Damn it." "You shot someone again." "Nueng." "Give me the gun." "What for?" "Let me get rid of him." "Shit." "He saw my face." "Son of a bitch." "He might tell other people." "Take it." "You mess with the wrong guy." "Go to hell." "Shit." "Don't you dare hurting my brother." "Get on the bike." "Huh, coward." "You're not so brave now." "Not so brave now." "Why do you stop?" "Can't you see?" "The cops are out there waiting." "You're afraid of the cops?" "And you're not?" "Joe, you are a coward." "Jeez..." "Can't you see that we've got a gun?" "We can shoot their asses." "Hey, you think a gun can help save your ass?" "Well, what else could save my ass if not a gun?" "Watch your mouth, bastard." "Should I shoot you instead, bastard." "There's a ton of police outside." "We can't go out." "What should we do?" "We can't help but to hide here." "Hey, Song." "Get away." "I think this place is strange." "I'm not positive." "What to do now?" "Let's separate." "What about the loot?" "Shit." "We split it." "Yeah, we split the booty." "Let's split it right here..." "Put everything together." "Follow me then." "Hey, where are you going?" "Why don't you split here?" "Hey, wait for me." "Wait for me." "Damn." "Shit." "Got me spooked." "Don't look at me." "Shit." "Shit." "Why do you have to split it at the hospital?" "Shit." "I almost pissed in my pants." "What are you afraid of?" "Oh." "Let's split the booty." "Three ways." "Hey." "What's the problem?" "There are three people." "We split three ways." "But it's his first job." "What the hell does it matter?" "We robbed it together." "We split it together." "Or... huh." "Should we split it two ways?" "Alright." "Three it is." "Just hurry up." "So I can get away from you guys." "Hey, Nueng." "What?" "You weren't going to shoot me, were you?" "I don't know." "You've changed a lot, since you've got that damn gun." "This gun?" "I don't know." "Since I've got it," "I feel like I'm powerful." "I know now how great it feels to possess power in my hand." "But you don't have to be afraid of me." "I'm your friend." "I won't let you get hurt." "Hey." "I'm not afraid of you." "I'm afraid of the gun in your hand." "Hey, Joe." "Your jacket is so damn cool." "Hey." "Not as cool as your shoes." "Where did you steal it from?" "These shoes?" "I bought them myself." "But your jacket." "The design is damn cool, man." "If you should happen to die, let me take your jacket as a memento." "Shit." "Nueng," "I think there's someone else besides us here." "Whoever they are, they don't deserve to live." "This place is strange." "Let's get out of here." "Why are you being such a coward?" "Can't you see that I have a gun?" "I don't." "Damn it." "You can't go anywhere unless I tell you." "You got it?" "If you try to run away," "I'll shoot your ass." "Shit." "You pack up the stuff." "Song." "Come with me." "Go hunt that bastard." "Hey, Joe." "Do you want to?" "Shit." "Did you find anyone?" "I didn't see any damn thing." "I'll go look over there." "Wait for me." "Shit." "Hey, are you okay?" "Nueng." "Nueng." "What the hell?" "Take a look at this." "Hey." "It has my name on it." "Hey." "What the hell is it, Nueng?" "You want to play with me, huh?" "Wait for me." "Wait for me." "Hey." "A ghost." "Hey." "Damn it." "Damn it." "I said stop." "Bastard." "Damn it." "Hey, don't." "Hey." "What the hell are you doing?" "You want the police to storm in here?" "Damn it, Joe." "I was about to shoot him." "Shit." "Who were you shooting at?" "I didn't see anyone." "Nueng." "I'll be back." "I'll get the stuff downstairs." "Song." "Follow him." "Shit." "I don't want to go." "Do I have to go?" "Can't you take care of yourself?" "Stop following me everywhere." "It's annoying." "Go!" "Now!" "Okay." "I'll go." "Go ahead, Joe, you bastard." "Joe." "Bastard." "If you shoot me, your brother will die." "If you hurt me, your brother will hurt three times more." "Three times?" "Three times?" "Get out, you bastard." "Song?" "Song?" "I don't know who you are." "But you should never mess with me." "But I know all three of you bastards." "You are Nueng, the ringleader." "Joe the coward." "And the last one is your brother, Song the idiot." "Damn." "What did you do to my brother?" "Shoot me." "Shoot if you dare." "But I've warned you." "The pain is threefold." "If you shoot me, your brother will die painfully." "If you do anything to my brother, you will die." "Song." "Hey, Joe." "Where's Song?" "Joe?" "Shit." "Can you hear me?" "Son of a bitch." "Where the hell is he?" "Bastard." "Joe, are you trying to get away, bastard?" "Joe." "Don't think I'm not going to shoot you." "You deserve it." "Song." "Song." "Song." "If I make you scream, I'll hear my brother scream, right?" "Right." "But be careful of what you do." "Because your brother Song will hurt three times more than me." "Go ahead, pull the trigger if you don't want to see him again." "Shoot me just like when you shot that pregnant woman." "How do you know?" "Shit." "Who are you?" "I have a lot of friends here." "But I wouldn't know had someone not tell me." "Who?" "That woman you shot dead after robbing her house and pissing on the carpet." "You know, she really holds a grudge against you." "She'll take all of your gang to where she is." "Actually, she is here right now." "Behind you." "Just look around you." "I'm sorry." "Joe took me to your house." "Joe is a bastard." "But I've killed him." "Song is still young." "He doesn't have anything to do with it." "Song." "Song." "Song." "What did you do you him?" "Shit." "Give me back my brother." "Let him go." "Bastard." "If you do anything to my brother, you'll die." "Die." "You shot me." "You shot me." "You shot me." "Joe?" "Joe." "What did you do to my brother?" "Joe?" "Give me back my brother." "No." "I'll take your brother with me." "Song." "I beg you." "Don't hurt Song." "Don't hurt him." "Let him go." "Do whatever you want." "But don't take my brother." "What do you have in exchange?" "Yeah, the finger you use to pull the trigger." "Then it is settled." "Shit." "Go ahead." "Shoot if you dare." "If you shoot me, your brother will die." "You want my finger?" "You can't do it?" "Let my brother go now." "Not yet." "You must not be able to shoot anyone." "What the hell do you mean?" "All of the fingers." "Bastard." "You're asking too much, you damn ghost." "Don't you act like a boss." "One." "You shouldn't have killed that woman." "Two." "You shouldn't have come here." "Three." "You shouldn't have brought your brother here." "And most importantly, you shouldn't have shot me." "Is that you, Joe?" "Yeah, it's me." "I never thought that you would dare to shoot me." "I'm your only friend, son of a bitch." "Joe, you must help Song." "You must help Song." "Song is still young." "He's a smart kid." "He's got a future." "You know it." "I don't know." "But that woman insisted that you must be punished." "If you don't do it, she'll take Song with her." "Shit." "You tell that damn ghost." "No." "I can't help." "You're the only one who can help him." "And let me tell you something." "You better make up your mind." "Because now you don't have much time left." "Bastard." "Song, get up." "Get up." "Hey, you said you were going to take care of me." "Yeah, I apologize." "I will never leave you again." "I promise." "This is all I can do for you, Song." "I don't have anyone else." "Don't worry, Song." "You still have me." "I will never leave me." "I've done it for you." "It might seem stupid." "But everything... everything I do is for you, Song." "Are you satisfied now?" "I can shoot with my left hand." "Bastard." "Son of a bitch." "Bastards." "I'll kill you all." "Come back." "Sons of bitches." "Song." "Song." "Song." "Where are you?" "Song." "Where are you?" "Song." "Your jacket is so damn cool." "Go!" "Song." "Yeah?" "When I grow up, I'll make money, and let you use it." "Really?" "All of it?" "Shit." "I wouldn't have any money then." "Think about it." "Just kidding." "Go." "Let's go home." "You weren't going to shoot me, were you?" "It's not going to be like a fairytale." "Don't worry." "There's no other way." "Believe me." "It is going to end." "And it will be a happy ending." "Another long, dragging, and boring meeting." "This is the way of the "Paisan Wiboon Wanich" clan." "The lengthy discussion like waiting for a rendering of a big image from an old computer with insufficient RAM." "The only way is to hit "Restart."" "It is decided." "All of the grandchildren must come to stay here." "What do you mean?" "Everyone?" "You have a problem, Nueng?" "That's grandpa." "If his grandchildren don't take care of him, who will?" "That's Nueng, the eldest grandchild." "The hope of the family." "The first in line to take care of the business." "And he seems to realize this." "I know, dad." "But there are many grandchildren." "Why does everyone need to stay?" "Right." "Nueng alone can take care of grandpa." "Jeez." "It's you who should stay alone." "That's Oa." "The only son of uncle Jek." "He did well in school, and is now a doctor." "But that seems to make him feel so special." "So confident, arrogant and vain." "Cold-hearted." "Asshole." "Asshole." "Dew." "Yes?" "What do you say?" "Uh, can I use the Internet here?" "Yes." "High-speed internet too." "Then I'm okay." "I can stay with no problem." "That's Dew." "He's an Otaku." "His special talent is being sex-crazed all the time." "You bitch." "That's, well, that's the youngest grandchild." "Chatting on her Blackberry phone all day." "Alright." "Just as I said." "Everybody, go home to pack your bag." "See you again here in the evening." "You might wonder why taking care of grandpa is such a problem." "It is because..." "After I die, do not bury or cremate me." "Keep my body well." "Have someone watch over my body, until..." "Until..." "What?" "I can't stand it anymore." "Please let me quit." "I can't stay here anymore." "I can't stay here." "What the hell?" "Yeah," "There're full of lost souls in here." "Not only your grandpa's." "Jeez... there are plenty of them." "Several other lost souls." "They're holding on to your dad's soul." "Really?" "Do you want me to get rid of these lost souls?" "Yes." "Get rid of them." "Get rid of them, right?" "But it will be another rate." "Not what we've agreed upon." "Really?" "How much?" "Only 300,000." "300,000?" "Right." "This is robbery." "Just get a gun and shoot me." "I don't have a gun." "Then buy one." "Alright." "When I have a gun, you'll be the first to die." "Why are you being so finicky?" "No one else has any problem." "I'm not only doing your job." "I have to take other jobs." "I'm going to Suwarnnabhumi." "Suwarnnabhumi airport?" "Suwarnnabhumi district." "What for?" "To buy some rats." "Oh, you eat rats?" "No wonder your mouth is so filthy." "Why do you care that I eat rats?" "I'm not your dad." "Oops." "Grandpa." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean you." "I was talking to this crazy lady." "She just wouldn't shut her mouth." "Grandpa." "Where you doing some aerobics?" "What?" "What did you say?" "I can't hear you." "Oh, wow." "Grandpa." "Your breath is so smelly today." "Okay." "Alright." "I got it." "Is that what you want?" "Okay." "Okay." "What did he say?" "He said he is hiding treasure in this house." "Really?" "Treasure in this house." "He told me about his favorite grandchild." "I don't who, but he said it's his favorite grandchild." "This person should look after his body." "Maybe one day he'll reveal where he hides his treasure." "Just don't forget me if you find the treasure." "I won't." "I won't." "I won't." "Lucky." "Lucky." "Be rich, everybody." "Mom." "Dad." "Can I not stay here." "Dad?" "Go." "Go." "Don't ask too many questions." "Dad." "Why are you pushing me?" "You're scared?" "Who's scared?" "I'm not scared." "If you're not scared, you should see grandpa." "He's right there." "What?" "You're acting like a kid." "That's your dad, Jiu." "You've lived here since you were born." "Why should be afraid?" "You too, Air." "And you, Dew." "That's your grandpa." "He won't hurt you." "How do you teach your children?" "Just go." "Go." "Song." "You're spending too much time with the computer." "Have you met any living creatures?" "Don't worry about her." "Here you are, Song." "What is it, mom?" "Pictures of Mr. Kuang." "You have a blind date tomorrow." "Again?" "I can find my own date." "Other cousins your age are all married." "Just take a look at the pictures." "Go to bed early." "We'll take you to see him tomorrow morning." "Your dad likes him a lot." "I'll call you later." "Dad." "Mom." "Why don't they find one for me?" "And what are you standing here for?" "Oa has stolen your bedroom." "Is the one next to grandpa available?" "You dare to sleep next to grandpa?" "Hey, I'm here to watch over grandpa." "If I don't stay close to him, I won't be able to watch him." "Huh..." "Help me carry my bags." "Hey, about the pictures." "I can see them for you." "That's alright." "Just help me carry my stuff." "I hope they're not nude pictures." "Why don't the parents stay here too?" "If I let your dad to stay," "I'll have to watch over his body." "And there's something you don't know." "You are his favorite grandchild." "I'm sure grandpa will tell you where he hides his treasure." "Right, daddy?" "Go home." "Go home." "Okay." "Go home." "I'll have to go, my dear." "What are you doing here so late, Song?" "I didn't do anything." "I just heard a noise, so I got out to check." "I heard a noise too, so I wanted to see." "I think it must be Dew." "It can't be anyone else." "He causes troubles again." "Jeezz..." "I don't think it's him." "How do you know?" "Who else could it be?" "Grandpa used to do this while he was still alive." "I think we'd better clean up tomorrow." "You can go to bed." "I'll clean it up." "I'm not sleepy." "Grandpa." "What do you need?" "What color would look good for my hair?" "How about green?" "No." "Too hot." "People would stare." "Hey, how about this color?" "Hold on." "I need to take a dump." "I'm going to take a dump." "Crouch toilet?" "Grandpa?" "Grandpa?" "Where's grandpa?" "A dog's howl." "What is it?" "Oh, jeez." "I didn't know grandpa likes to do this." "Hey, Dew, why did you do this?" "Grandpa is not a toy." "Hey, I didn't take him out to play." "How did you do this to grandpa?" "I did?" "I didn't do it." "Really." "Don't deny it." "It's you." "Is anybody trying to do anything?" "Jeez... how will she find a husband now?" "This is all you can think of?" "Oa, check up on Air to see if she's alright." "Take her to see a doctor." "It's easy." "Aren't you a doctor?" "I am." "But this is not my working hours." "What's that?" "Okay." "Okay." "Oa must be tired." "It's alright." "I'll take care of Air." "And I'll call her dad tomorrow." "It's late tonight." "Alright?" "Just calm down." "Okay." "That's a good idea." "These guys can't be trusted." "How can I depend on any of you?" "What kind of a doctor are you?" "No heart." "Nueng," "Take care of it." "Song too." "Yes" "Let's take Air to bed." "Must have gone mad." "Dew, if it's not you, then who?" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "It's not me." "So grandpa just got up himself?" "Okay, let's stop arguing." "What we should do now is to take grandpa back." "Okay, everybody." "Let's return grandpa to his bed." "Don't be such a coward." "Hey," "We're the children of the Pisarn Wiboon Wanich clan." "We're no cowards." "Grandpa is our ancestor." "I'll count." "One." "Two." "Three." "Go." "Gee." "Such morons." "What a waste of time." "I'll go to bed." "Don't wake me up again." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, wait a minute." "Pisarn Wiboon Wanich clan." "One's gone." "It's alright." "There are still three of us." "In the name of the Paisarn Wiboon Wanich clan, we must join force to return grandpa to his resting place." "I'll count again." "One." "Two." "Three." "Go." "We can't let him down." "He's our ancestor." "He should stay where he's supposed to." "A place that good for him." "Let me count again." "One." "Two." "Three." "Wait." "Well, I just think of something." "It's time." "I have a group assignment to do." "Group assignment?" "Yes." "Hey, group assignment." "It's due tomorrow." "How could you do group assignment alone?" "Just do it here." "We have a group here." "No." "School assignment." "Not home assignment." "Different kind of assignment." "Dew." "Let me say something." "I've never asked anything from you before." "Don't leave." "Please." "We're supposed to help bring grandpa back." "Don't you agree?" "Ah... do you see your sister?" "What's she doing?" "There, she's taking grandpa back." "We should help her." "Go." "Follow me." "Follow you?" "Dew." "Dew." "Come on." "One." "Two." "Three." "Go." "What the hell are you doing?" "Whatever, just take him back." "Alright." "Okay." "Go." "Don't haunt us." "Don't haunt us." "Yeah." "Okay." "I'll take a look." "I'll call you back." "Hey, you didn't turn off the ringtone, did you?" "It's your phone, right?" "Turn of ringtone or vibration." "And your ringtone too." "Get a new one." "I'm easily scared." "And I always dance with I'm scare." "You know?" "I dance and I get tired." "So I dropped grandpa." "It's a problem." "Dew." "Do you understand what I just said?" "Then what are you staring at?" "Are you going to let grandpa lie here?" "Give me a hand." "And don't forget to get a new ringtone." "What the hell are you doing?" "I want to sleep." "Hey." "Dew." "What is it?" "What's going on?" "Dew." "What is it?" "Hey." "Nothing." "Dew." "Don't Come in." "Ouch." "Grandpa." "Just a minute." "I'll get the key." "Ouch." "Pervert." "What dirty thing you did." "How did you do it?" "I didn't do it." "How can I explain it?" "Believe me." "You psycho." "You'd better confess." "Hey." "I didn't..." "How did you do such a thing?" "Listen." "I didn't do it." "Okay?" "It's because you lie so often that nobody believes you." "Now is the time to confess." "Say the truth." "Say the truth." "Say it." "Admit it." "Admit it." "Is it such a horrible sin?" "Let me ask you, is there any man who has never watched porn and masturbate in front of the computer?" "Is there any?" "I used to do it." "But not anymore." "I'm married." "Okay, I've done it." "But I've never done it with grandpa." "How disappointing." "I've lost my faith in you." "I never knew that you are a pervert." "You are a pervert." "Everybody but you has done it." "You're a homo." "That's too much." "I'm not a homo." "I insist." "Homos don't wear boxers." "I'm wearing a boxer, you see?" "Everybody but your dad knows that you're a homo." "Hey." "I know, but I pretend to not know." "I don't want to hurt his feeling." "That's too much, dad." "You too, Mr. Doctor." "You seem to study too much." "I think you look more like a Dr. Pepper than a real doctor." "Do you know how to be a doctor?" "Do you have the brain to do it?" "You're talking back at me?" "Of course, you're not my father." "You're insulting my dad?" "Shut up, you homo." "How dare you insult my dad?" "This is the way of our clan." "The empty and meaningless way." "What is it for?" "I want to help you." "You're too obsessed with sex." "There's no need." "You won't like it." "You'd prefer gay porn sites." "Oh, dear." "That's too much." "Why did you say this?" "You're disgusting." "A hairy homo." "Yeah, disgusting." "What an ugly sight." "Song, what are you doing?" "Dad, be quiet." "Hey, Song, what are you doing?" "Quiet." "Air." "Why did you have to scream?" "What's your problem?" "Look at everybody." "Look." "Everybody thinks I'm a homo." "Stop crying." "Stop crying." "Stop now." "What am I going to do?" "Dad, don't come near me." "Don't." "I'm not a homo." "I'm not a homo." "I'm not a homo." "Really." "Nueng." "Don't." "Don't come near me." "No." "No." "I have leg hair." "I'm not a homo." "Okay." "I'm a homo." "Grandpa." "Grandpa." "Song." "Song." "Dad, where's he going?" "Follow him." "Ghosts." "Ghosts." "There's no ghost in this world." "What I'm seeing is group hallucination." "Or it might be possible that some parts of the muscle are still alive." "And there's electricity flowing causing the body to move, like a frog." "Like the leg of a dead frog." "Or some areas of the brain might not be dead." "It just stops working temporarily, causing the patient to lost consciousness." "Or it might be possible that..." "What are you holding, huh?" "You've been holding it before we left home." "I will wait for the day we can be together" " Jumnien." "I have come, Jumnien." "I've finished my tasks." "We will be together from now on." "I know you will come." "I've been waiting for all my life." "Let's go." "Just a moment, Jumnien." "Nueng." "Grandpa." "You look great." "Very handsome." "Nueng." "Nueng." "This is grandpa." "Yes." "Nueng, be whatever you want to be." "Just don't let our family business go bankrupt." "Yes." "I will be a great business homo person." "Good." "Song." "Your life belongs to you." "It's time you find the person you like." "You have a lot to live for." "I don't want you to live alone." "Leng." "Stop dictating other people's lives." "I don't want you to make mistakes like I did." "You got it?" "Yes, dad." "Let the children be themselves." "Dew, don't waste too much time with... you know." "You have a long future ahead." "I know you can do it." "Yes, sir." "Air." "Quit being an airhead." "Oa." "You asshole." "Goodbye, grandpa." "Let's go." "Wait a minute." "Look." "Sorry, what are you looking for?" "Well, I'm not sure how to explain it to you." "Seems like we've had a similar experience." "I don't know how to say." "But it will take a lot of time to explain." "Really?" "Dad, do I still have to go to a blind date?" "It's up to you." "Do whatever you want." "Could you tell me your story?" "If you don't mind a long story." "I have all day to listen to you."