" Yeah, boy!" " Come on, hurry up." "Come on." "Open the door." "Yeah, blood." " Let's see who can go the highest." " All right." "Watch me, boy." "You go messing with me, boy... you're messing with the wrong man!" "Hip-hop." "You don't stop." "Rock it." "Hip-hop." "You ain't saying nothing." "Let me show you how to get down, boy." "Go, bugger!" " Nice doggie." " You win." "Hi, Mrs. Bowser." "All right." "Cut and print." "Beautiful, guys." "Dynamite." "That..." "Don't do it." "Don't open that door." "Don't open that door!" "See?" "I told you not to open that door." " Shawn, I hate these movies." " Don't worry, girl." "You know if anything jumps off, I got your back." "But they're so scary." "They always make me think there's somebody under the bed." "Yeah, me, too." "By the way, this popcorn is stale." "That's not popcorn." "Those are mothballs." "What were you doing under there?" "Watching the same movie as you all." "Can't believe that dude opened the door after you told him not to." "Stupid." "Have you been under there the whole time?" "The whole time." "You know what?" "I have had it." "I am sick and tired of him." "He's always ruining everything." "We never get any privacy, Shawn." "Night after night." " I can't take it." "I'm out of here." " You act like it's the first time." " Marlon, I'm gonna kill you." " What?" "I didn't even do nothing." " I'm out of here, Shawn." " Wait!" "Please, Lisa." "Come on." "Please, don't be mad." "Are you mad?" "I love you, too!" "Call you tomorrow?" "You all sure do like it rough." "§5.72, §5.73... §5.74, §5.7" " Damn-5." "The third time you come in here, paying me with pennies." "Notice, I'm gonna put these pennies in this sock." "Next time you pay me with pennies..." "I'm gonna take this sock and beat the crap out of you." "Have a nice day." "I promise you, Lisa." "I will never let Marlon bother us again." "He's history." "He'd better be, because he's everywhere we go, Shawn." "I'm sick of him." "You?" "You've only known him for six months." "Imagine how I must feel." "I'm gonna touch up my lipstick, and then we can go." "You do that." "Yo, Pops." "Check it out." "Look what I bought for Lisa." "I'm gonna give it to her tonight, to make up for what Marlon did." "Buying expensive gifts?" "Son, you're setting a dangerous precedent." "Yeah, but Lisa's special." "You gotta take care of a girl that special." "Not true." "Your mother's very special." "I never give her nothing." "On our last anniversary, I didn't even come home." "That's right." "Next morning, I moseyed in." "She was so happy I was alive, took me to the bedroom... and you know me first thing in the morning." "Bang!" "Come on, Pops." "People are eating." "What's up, Shawn?" "How you doing, man?" "Look here." "I'm sorry about last night, man." "We don't need Lisa." "We did the right thing." "You just don't get it, do you?" "No, I get it, and you're gonna get it, too." "See, I made a couple of calls." "Found out that Shaniqua and her cousin are free tonight." "Her cousin's a little cockeyed." "After a couple of drinks, you won't notice." " I ain't..." " And rumor has it... at the height of passion, them cross-eyes turn straight." "Give you something to shoot for, little tiger, you." "Shawn, I have always wanted to meet you." "Marlon has told me so much about you." "This is nice." "This is really nice." "Lisa, come on." "This ain't what it looks like." "Lisa, you got it all wrong." "This one's mine." "He got the cockeyed one." "That is it!" "As long as he is your brother, I never wanna see you again, Shawn." "This works out great." "Now you're free for the cousin." "Get Kakeesha on the phone." "Marlon, you're an idiot, okay?" "I love Lisa, and you're ruining it for me." "From now on, you know what?" "Stay away from her." "Matter of fact, stay away from me, too." "Pop, I guess he's really mad at me." "How do I make it up to him, man?" "The hell with him." "Tell me more about that cockeyed girl." "I can't believe you did this for me and Lisa." "A moonlight jazz cruise." "It must have cost you a fortune." "Where'd you get the money?" "I figured if Gary Coleman could live with one kidney, so could I." "I'm telling you, you really outdid yourself this time." " Thanks a lot." "I appreciate it." " You got it, kid." "Word up, man." "That's the least I could do after messing everything up." "Let me fix this tie up." "All right." " Cool." " Thanks." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Wait a minute." " Wait." "Hold on." " Come on, man." "We ain't got all day." " Wait." " Will you come on?" "Got to get out of here, man." "The boat's about to leave in a couple of minutes." "You guys enjoy yourselves." "Send Lisa my regards, all right?" " You crazy kids have fun." " Thanks a lot." "Six hours on the seas." "You got it, man." "Go ahead, you crazy kid, you." "A toast." "Here's to the incredible time we're gonna have on this cruise." "Here's to an even more incredible time... we're gonna have after the cruise." "I'll drink to that." " I love you, Shawn." " I love you, too, Lisa." "What a perfect night." "I hate to say this, but Marlon giving us this cruise... was a great way for him to make up for being a jerk." " I guess he's a good guy underneath." " Underneath what?" "Underneath any place but my bed." "I'm just sorry we had to go 20 miles offshore to get away from him." "Oh, my God!" ""Oh, God," what?" "My God, I'm getting seasick." "Is there anything I can do?" "No." "Just sit there and look pretty." "It's a one-man job." "I'll be right back." " Are you stupid, or are you deaf?" " What?" "What are you doing here?" "We're supposed to be alone." "You forgot your gift." "Give me that." "Now get out of here." " Aren't you going to say thank you?" " Thank you." " Now get out of here." " That's all?" "Come on, man, give me a hug." "Look, Marlon, I don't have time to play Barney." "Okay?" "The boat's leaving, and Lisa's gonna see you." "Just one hug?" "It's such a beautiful night out." "It'd be a shame to waste the stars." "Okay." "Come on." "One hug." "Hurry up." "It feels so right." "Shawn, why are those midgets waving at us?" "Those aren't midgets." "The ship is pulling away from shore!" "What?" "What are we going to do now?" "What am I gonna do if Lisa sees you?" "I don't know, you'll figure out something." "I'm gonna have me some shrimp in the meantime." "Thank you." "Can I see your ticket, please?" "Yes." "Is there a problem, Captain Cosby?" "Yes, there is a problem." "There's a stowaway on board." "Don't worry about it." "We'll catch him if it takes all night." " Enjoy the cruise." " All right." "Thanks a lot." "Shawn, did you hear that?" "If they catch me, they'll make me swab the deck or walk the plank or... eat lemons or something." "For the rest of the cruise, stay out of sight from everybody." " You got it?" " Okay." "Don't worry about me." "I'll be out of sight." "Just call me "The Ninja Sailor."" "Next time, watch where you're going!" " You miss me?" " Yeah." "You feeling better?" "Yeah." "I think I got rid of it all that time." "Don't worry, baby, I'll take care of you." "What size are you, about a 38 regular?" "Let me talk to you a second." "You are the sweetest girl in the world." "Because you're so understanding, Lisa, I have a special gift for you." "I wanna give it to you in a special place." "Shawn, I'm not doing that again!" "I told you, that was just for your birthday." "No, not that." "I mean now, here." "On the boat." " You." "The waiter with the bad pants." " Yes, sir." "Go over and help that couple at the bar." "And if you ever wear capri pants to work again... you'll be polishing the head, okay?" "You don't scare me." "I've done some things in my life." " Go." " I'm going." "Lisa, switch places with me, quick!" " Why?" " Because." "Because I wanna see the moonlight shine in your eyes, girl." "Shawn, you are so romantic." "That's me." "Good-looking and romantic." "Excuse moi-zeh." "I had to pe-pe." "What can I help you rich Caucasoids with?" "That sounds like Marlon." "That guy?" "Baby, no." "You know who that is?" "That's Isaac from The Love Boat." "Poor guy." "Can't bring himself to leave the ship... even though the show was canceled." "Here, open your present." "Where's my champagne, please?" " Here you go." " Aren't you going to open it?" "Sorry." "I'm so sorry!" "I'm sorry." "Are those real?" "I'm sorry." "What is the meaning of this?" "I'm in Room 514." "Shawn, what's going on over there?" "Nothing." "Don't look over there." " Why?" " Don't look over there because..." "I'm gonna sing you a song." "Yeah." "I'm gonna sing you a song." "Tell it." "Diamonds on your finger!" " Feel better now?" " Now that you stopped." "But that was a nice try, baby." " What's wrong with you?" " You're testing me, aren't you?" " That lady needs help." "Move." " Moving." "Excuse me, sir." "There's something wrong with my shrimp." "Let me see that." "Let's see, here." "Seems all right to me." "Shawn, let's order some more champagne." "Waiter, can we please have some more champagne?" "Certainly." "Get over there." "Move." "Moving." "Shawn, what's wrong with him?" "He's from Kuwait." " A Kuwaiti waiter?" " Yeah." "They're not allowed... to show their face because they get hit in the head with rocks over there." "They have real strict laws." "He can't look at you." "Do you need help with anything else?" "Yes, you can take off these fake sideburns, Marlon." "Shawn, I think she's on to me." "Marlon, why can't you leave us alone?" "He tried, Lisa." "He even bought us these tickets." " I know, Shawn, but look..." " Look, Lisa, I'm sorry." "All right?" "I don't do this on purpose." "I can't help it if I'm a mess-up." "It's my forte." "Look, Lisa, Shawn's all I got." "You got him, and he got you." "What does that leave me with?" "Nothing." "See..." "Marlon, look at you." "You're... practically human." "Lisa, you noticed." " Lisa?" " Yeah?" "You're waking Mr. Happy." "Stop fondling the guests!" "I'm so sorry." "I'm very sorry." "That man stole my clothes!" "That's not a waiter!" "That's the stowaway!" " Captain!" " Let's get out of here!" "I'm going to kill him!" "One, two, three, four!" "They must've snuck up the upper deck." "Spread out, men!" "Thank you!" "Marlon, what are we gonna do now?" " You guys know any Motown?" " Cut it out!" "There they are!" " Damn." "They got us surrounded." " What are we gonna do?" "Come on, Captain Cosby, let us go." "I'll give you a pudding pop." "Let's jump to the lower deck!" "Now!" "There is no lower deck!" " Here's your tea." " Thank you, Lisa." "Are you going to be okay?" "I'm fine." "It's just a little chill, that's all." "I guess I'm all warmed up now." "So you think today was a complete disaster?" "Are you kidding?" "I got to sing with the band..." "I got in a wild chase, we swam the Atlantic... and I met that nice Cuban boat family." "Yeah." "They sure do cram them in there, don't they?" "So, I guess today was an exciting evening." "But the best part is..." " we're finally alone." " Yeah." "Shawn, how long I got to stay out here, man?" "It's cold!" " Do you hear something?" " Must be the wind." "I think I'll take care of it." "Bless you." "Thank you." "Help me, man." "Shawn, come on, man!" "See, that's wrong." "You dogging a brother." "Come on, let's go in the room." "It's quieter." "That's cold." "You're gonna be nice and warm there... and leave me out here in the cold?" "I'm a black man." "I'm gonna tell Ma on you." " Here's your coffee." " Thank you." "It's too hot, baby." "Much better." "Diamonds on your finger!" "English"