"Captain's Log:" "The Enterprise is on a recon mission." "Outskirts of the Neutral Zone." "All systems functioning normally." "Now leaving sector 13 for sector 14." "Mr. Sulu, set a parabolic course that will keep us from entering the Neutral Zone." "Sir, a straight line will also work." "Para...bolic..., Mr. Sulu." "Wait..." "Elliptical." "Aye, Captain." "Captain, I'm getting something on the distress channel." "Minimal signal..." "Something." "Can you amplify." "I'm trying." "Elliptical course, laid in." "Sounds like vitals." "Very faint." "On the main screen." "On screen." "Very interesting." "Looks like an old Federation-type vessel." "Agreed, Captain." "Mid-twenty first century." "The vessel identified, Captain." "It's the vessel, Botany Bay." "Initiate contact." "Signal sent." "No response." "Gentlemen, who's in the mood for a little history lesson?" "Space....the ultimate frontier." "These are the journeys of the starship, Enterprise." "Our mission to explore new worlds." "...to peacefully unite and merge with strange new life forms." "...to boldly arrive again, and again." "...where no man has CUM before." "One female alien.... ...make that two females." "One male human...." "I'm afraid this one didn't make it." "Captain, vital signs on this one very low." "We need to take him to sick bay immediately." "OK, Bones." "Scottie, 3 to beam to sick bay immediately." "Spock!" "Captain?" "Need to initiate simulation protocol with two female aliens." "[transporter sounds]" "[whoosh]" "Looking for love, Vulcan?" "I'm afraid the question provides it's own answer." "Love?" ". is an illogical emotion that Vulcans most certainly do not seek." "But lust is universal." "I was dipped in Venus fluid moments after my birth." "Well, my purpose in life is to please men." "That I do not question." "However I can assure you..." "I am quite immune.... ...to the temptations of the flesh." "Well let's see if you're immune to this." "Fascinating!" "Interesting!" "So how does that feel, Vulcan?" "Hmm....fascinating!" "You feeling any of that lust?" "You have the greatest cock for a Vulcan, I've ever had!" "You can't tell me that doesn't feel good, Vulcan." "I'm the most popular female alien in my fleet." "I know you enjoy that." "How does that hot mouth feel?" "Does it feel good?" "Makes you feel like you wanna cum down the back of my throat." "Don't feel up my mouth and belly with your hot spunk." "Very interesting..." "Anything yet?" "By Captain's orders we are to seek and ..." "This pussy....this pussy...." "It's been so many years since I've had...cock!" "See if you can resist lust." "Oh, I wanna suck your cock." "I wanna suck your cock!" "Put it back in." "Give me it." "Yes, give me that big dick." "Oh, let me torture that dick with my pussy." "Let me torture it." "My pussy plays tricks on your cock." "Is it too good?" "Make those muscles squeeze around your dick like that." "I wanna hear your balls smacking on my ass." "Slide it right in." "Oh, right in there deep." "Break that pussy in?" "It's been 200 years since I felt this good." "I wanna get you off." "I wanna show you what kind of...." "I can bestow on you." "Give all that cum for me." "Oh, yes, feed me that cum." "Let me taste every drop of it." "You wanna give me a mouthful of that spunk?" "Let me taste every drop of it." "Let me taste every drop of it." "I wanna taste every drop of it." "Where am I?" "You...are aboard..." "USS Enterprise." "What kind of ship is this Enterprise?" "I have no knowledge of such a vessel." "You...have been suspended for 200 years." "This is the 23rd Century." "I must apologize." "I am Kahn." "Commander of the SS Botany Bay." "May I see your first officer." "Of course." "Captain Kirk will be with you shortly." "Leutinent McGivers." "Your expertise as ship historian is required." "Required?" "Or requested?" "Required." "And then later we can discuss special requests." "We have recovered a human from the 21st century." "I want you to...make him feel at home." "Talk to him." "You mean interrogate him?" "Exactly." "Meet me on deck 4." "Kirk out." "Spock." "Captain." "I need you and the two aliens aboard the ship immediately." "I'm afraid only one of them is ready to beam up." "I'm still in the middle of extracting dilithium..." "It hasn't been easy." "Spock out." "Commander Kahn, I am James Tiberius Kirk, captain of the Enterprise." "Captain of the Enterprise." "It is an honor to have you aboard as my guest." "Captain the honor is mine, I assure you." "I was very fortunate to be in proximity to your ship." "When my capsule malfunctioned." "I owe you my life." "Don't mention it." "This is Leutinent Marla McGivers, ship historian." "She would like to spend some time with you...to help you fill in the blanks, if you don't mind." "I'm sure you have a lot of unanswered questions." "It is a pleasure, Lieutenant." "I'd be delighted to." "...Fill you in." "Please excuse me." "I need to find more appropriate clothes." "Am I gonna see you later." "Or are you gonna keep ignoring me?" "Ignore you?" "Impossible!" "You are..." "Commander Kahn!" "I would be greatly honored if you would join me for dinner." "Your hospitality is greatly appreciated, Captain." "Yes." "Please sit." "So..." "I'd like to gather some information about your ship." "...It's mission... and then...." "Why do you wear your hair in such an uncomplimentary fashion?" "It's regulation." "Regulation's such a an ugly word." "Soft...naturally." "Simple." "Commander Kahn, please." "I'm here on business." "So am I." "I am Captain James T. Kirk and you are aboard the Enterprise." "Where's Kahn?" "Commander Kahn, is resting in guest quarters." "We made provisions for your accommodations as well." "No!" "You must be warned!" "Warned about what?" "I can't speak freely here." "Women just don't like to give straight answers do they?" "The...." "It's here!" "How long have I been suspended for?" "We estimate approximately 200 years." "I have information about your guest of honor....." "Kahn." "He's not who he appears to be." "I don't understand." "I need you now!" "You're quite emotional for a Vulcan." "I have blood fever." "On Vulcan we call it..." "Ban Far..." "Precisely!" "I thought blood fever was exclusive to Vulcan males." "Strain B17 also affects some females." "Some females?" "Somehow that seems quite....illogical." "Just fuck me." "Yeah, those beautiful Vulcan eyes." "Taste your fucking slutty pussy!" "Stretch open that pussy." "Tell me more about Kahn." "I...must...seize...control of this ship." "What?" "You heard me." "This galaxy needs leadership." "I will provide it!" "Please don't." "Go!" "Or stay." "But do so because it is what you wish to do!" "I'll stay...for just a little while." "This act grows tiresome!" "Now you must ask to stay!" "I'd like to stay." "Please?" "Open your heart!" "Will you open your heart?" "!" "Yes!" "Yes." "I need your help to take control of this ship!" "Will you help me?" "!" "Will you harm anyone?" "How dare you question me?" "!" "Will you assist me?" "!" "Please...don't ask...." "Go I say!" "Leave me then!" "No." "I'll help." "I promise." "Very well." "This is the PSI 2000 virus." "You will help me get it into the ship's ventilation system." "You will start with the sick bay." "With Dr. McCoy out of the way, they will have now way to stop the virus!" "Is it deadly?" "Only if they don't relinquish control of the ship." "[coughs]" "Doctor!" "[coughs]" "Doctor!" "[coughing]" "Ms....." "What's wrong?" "!" "[coughing continues]" "My god...your pupils!" "You have PSI 2000 poisoning!" "The virus was eradicated centuries ago." "Wait..." "I remember a sudden release of endorphins...should stimulate the production of antibodies that kill the virus." "Christine this may sound strange...but I need you to start to...you know?" "Have an orgasm?" "...to...you know?" "Yes!" "That's it!" "...to...you know?" "Yes!" "That's it!" "Exactly!" "I'm sorry but it's the only way." "If the orgasm is powerful...it should release enough endorphins to do the trick." "Here." "A massager!" "For gods sake use it!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Yes, that's it!" "Keep going." "That's it." "Mmmm...." "Yes, Christine." "The virus worked." "Sick bay is completely infected." "Very well." "You are a precious ally." "soon to be a queen." "Oh, Kahn...." "Now..." "I must deal the final death blow!" "My god it worked." "Oh my god, doctor your eyes!" "Eyes!" "There's no time to waste!" "What is that?" "So you were unable to get any information from the ship's onboard computers." "[Enterprise hailing sounds]" "Go ahead Bones." "Jim!" "Someone just sabotaged the sick bay!" "Potentially deadly virus!" "PSI 2000." "PSI 2000." "I remember reading about it in the history...." "Wasn't there some sort of antidote....?" "Can I help you?" "I do believe so." "Mr. Spock..." "Our guests tonight need to beam back to the ship." "There's several items of historical significance aboard." "Well, I'm sorry, but you know I only take orders from the Captain." "You'll take orders from me for now on." "Excellent!" "Now we can spread the virus through the entire ship!" "Activate it!" "[transporter sounds]" "Greetings Captain." "The Enterprise is now contaminated with the PSI 2000 virus." "Surrender and relinquish control of the ship to me." "You will have the antidote." "This is my only offer." "You have but a few moments to survive." "Thank you, Kahn." "I will consider your offer." "Consider nothing!" "I can just as easily pilot a ship full of corpses!" "Now, you're a dead man Kirk." "I will put...." "Who is this peasant who dares to challenge Kahn's authority?" "!" "Either way, in 15 minutes this ship will be mine for the taking!" "Kahn!" "Captain!" "What are we gonna do?" "You're just gonna have to trust me." "Spock!" "Captain!" "Are you sure you Leutinent Uhura was infected?" "Why do you ask?" "Her eyes... theyneveractuallychangedcolor ." "As I recall the virus is only visible to people with blue eyes." "Hmm..." "I've never actually heard of that." "In fact, I myself never actually felt anything before or after the...sexual encounter." "Don't worry Spock." "I won't tell anyone." "Your game is over, Kahn!" "Give yourself up!" "This is impossible!" "How is it your still alive?" "!" "Simple..." "You're a delusional sociopath, therefore very predictable." "We'll see about that, Captain!" "Would you look at that?" "!" "It's only set to stun!" "For now!" "Beam me to my ship or I'll slit her throat!" "Bye for now, Kirk." "Don't worry." "Our paths will cross again I'm sure." "Late to the party, Mr. Scott!" "[transporter sounds]" "I, uh..." "I can assure you a Scot's never late to a party." "Kahnnnnn!" "Mr. Sulu, we have some baggage to unload." "Set a course for the nearest Federation detention center." "Elliptical course Captain?" "Surprise me." "I'm sorry...." "Jim." "I'm sorry too, Bones." "I'm sorry there's only room in my life for one woman.... ...and her name is." "Enterprise.....there is one thing that still puzzles me, doctor." "Only one thing?" "Mr. Spock isn't sick bay sufficiently equipped with...endorphin hypersprays?" "Second star to the right." "Yes, Mr. Sulu." "Straight ahead till morning."