"[MUSIC]" "YOU KNOW, DONNA," "I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU'RE IN MY BED." "I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST ME ANY LONGER." "NO, I COULDN'T." "I WANT YOU." "I NEED YOU." "WELL, I NEVER TURN DOWN A WOMAN IN NEED." "YOU KNOW, BEING HERE, IN YOUR BED," "ON YOUR..." "SPIDERMAN SHEETS," "MAKES ME FEEL SO READY," "SO WILLING." "THEN CALL ME ABLE." "WAIT, WAIT." "A LITTLE MOOD MUSIC." "[LOVE SONG PLAYS]" "DAMN." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "AAH!" "I MEAN..." "[SUAVELY] HEY, BABY." "♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪" "♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪" "♪ THE SAME OLD TH ING ♪" "♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪" "♪ NOT A TH ING TO DO ♪" "♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪" "♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪" "HELLO, WISCONSIN!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE IN MY BED." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME THROUGH MY WINDOW." "I KNOW." "WELL, I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME" "TH INKING ABOUT YOU, AND I THOUGHT," "WHY DON'T I CRAWL UP THE SIDE OF H IS HOUSE" "AND SAY HELLO." "SO..." "HELLO." "HELLO." "DID ANYONE SEE YOU?" "UH, JUST HYDE." "EXCUSE ME." "I HEARD A NOISE DOWNSTAIRS, AND IT SCARED ME." "MAN, YOU'RE RU IN ING WHAT COULD BE" "THE MOST IMPORTANT N IGHT OF MY LIFE HERE." "WELL, DUH." "TH IS IS SO..." "I CAN'T BELIEVE TH IS." "YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN MY BED BEFORE." "I KNOW." "I'M IN YOUR BED." "YOU'RE IN MY BED." "[MUSIC]" "OKAY, UM, BECAUSE THE BED SQUEAKS." "BECAUSE THE WALLS ARE TH IN." "BECAUSE RED HAS THE EARS OF A WOLF." "REASONS MY PARENTS MIGHT HEAR US IF WE DO IT." "RIGHT!" "GEE, MOM, IT WAS HOT," "SO WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES..." "AND THEN WE GOT COLD," "SO WE GOT UNDER THE COVERS," ""AND TH INGS JUST STARTED BOUNCING AROUND."" "TH INGS I MIGHT SAY IF MY FOLKS CATCH US DOING IT." "YES!" "OKAY, OKAY." "UH, FONDA, FORD, THE EIGHTH..." "FAMOUS HENRYS." "YES!" "OKAY, UH..." "BECAUSE THERE'S A GIRL IN YOUR BED." "BECAUSE THERE'S A GIRL IN YOUR BED, DAMN IT!" "REASONS TO GO FOR IT!" "YES!" "[AUDIENCE CHEERS]" "SO, I, UH..." "SO SHE'S GONNA BE OUT THE WHOLE WEEK?" "WELL, YOU DON'T DRINK AND GO ICE FISH ING." "THAT IS JUST COMMON SENSE." "NO, NO, NO." "IT'S FINE." "I'LL BE HAPPY TO PICK UP HER SH IFTS." "OKAY." "UH-HUH." "BYE." "OH, JEEZ, KITTY, YOU WORK SO HARD AS IT IS." "I DON'T WANT YOU WORKING DOUBLE SH IFTS." "WELL, RED, WE NEED THE MONEY." "IT'S NOT EVERY WEEK" "THAT CHARLENE'S GONNA GET SEPTICEMIA FROM A RUSTY HOOK." "WE HAVE GOTTA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT." "WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT." "OH, YOU KNOW..." "IF I'M GONNA BE WORKING N IGHTS," "I'D BETTER PUT SOME MEALS TOGETHER FOR YOU AND THE BOYS." "OH, COME ON, KITTY." "I'M NOT HELPLESS." "I TH INK I CAN GET THESE GUYS SOME DINNER." "OKAY." "YEAH." "UM..." "I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GREAT." "FIRE EXTINGU ISHER'S IN THE GARAGE." "SO MONEY'S A LITTLE TIGHT, HUH?" "NO, NO, STEVEN." "EVERYTH ING'S FINE." "WE'RE GREAT." "GOOD MORN ING." "AND I AM NOT JUST SAYING THAT." "YOUR MOTHER'S WORKING DOUBLE SH IFTS," "SO I'LL BE COOKING." "YOU KNOW THE FIRE EXTINGU ISHER'S" "IN THE GARAGE, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "I KNOW." "I'M GONNA HAVE CEREAL." "OH, YOU'LL BE HAVING A LOT OF CEREAL." "SO, WHERE'S DONNA, MAN?" "DONNA?" "DONNA?" "OH," "YOU MEAN THAT GIRL WHO SPENT LAST N IGHT IN MY BED?" "YEAH." "YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE." "SHE WENT HOME TH IS MORN ING." "SO?" "HEH?" "HEH?" "SO?" "SO LET'S JUST SAY SHE WENT HOME A VERY HAPPY WOMAN." "[CHORTLING]" "ALL RIGHT, MAN, YOU FINALLY DID IT." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, IT..." "CAN MEAN A LOT OF TH INGS." "NO." "IT MEANS ONE TH ING." "AND YOU EITHER DID IT OR YOU DIDN'T." "OKAY, THEN WE DIDN'T," "BUT WE DID..." "PLENTY OF GOOD STUFF." "NEW STUFF." "PLENTY OF GOOD, NEW STUFF." "GOD, MAN, YOU'RE BUMMING ME OUT." "CAN YOU AT LEAST JUST LIE TO ME?" "UH, OKAY." "WE DID IT." "LIAR." "SO, DO YOU LIKE PHOTOS, MAN?" "YEAH, MAN." "SURE." "OKAY." "YOU GOT THE JOB, MAN." "JUST LIKE THAT?" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTERVIEW ANYBODY ELSE?" "NOBODY ELSE SHOWED UP, MAN." "SO, WHAT DO I DO HERE, ANYWAY?" "WELL, I DON'T EXPECT A LOT, MAN." "PRETTY MUCH, IF THE HUT DOESN'T BURN DOWN," "IT'S BEEN A GOOD DAY." "AND EVEN IF IT BURNT DOWN, MAN, IT'S COOL," "'CAUSE I GOT 3 OR 4 MORE OF THESE LITTLE HUTS SOMEWHERE." "HEY, LISTEN, IF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE HUTS," "WOULD YOU GIVE ME A CALL, MAN?" "OR EVEN BETTER, I COULD TAKE A PICTURE." "WHOA." "A PICTURE OF A PHOTO HUT." "HEY, THAT'D BE LIKE ART OR SOMETH ING, HUH?" "HEY, LISTEN, MAN," "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I PAY YOU IN CASH." "I DON'T LIKE BIG BROTHER" "GETTING INTO MY BUSINESS, YOU DIG?" "MAN, KEEPING THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF IT," "I'M SO WITH YOU." "NO." "MY BIG BROTHER, MAN." "HE'S ALWAYS H ITTING ME UP FOR MONEY." "OH. 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE?" "YEAH." "IT'S MY CURSE, MAN." "HEY, LISTEN..." "I GOTTA GO, UH..." "DO A TH ING AT, UH..." "A PLACE." "YEAH, MAN." "I HEAR THAT." "SO YOU WANT ME TO LOCK UP WHEN I'D DONE?" "LOCK UP." "WOW." "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, MAN." "HEY, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE IDEA MEN, AREN'T YOU, MAN?" "YEAH." "MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE WORKING FOR ME, HUH?" "REALLY?" "AW, THAT'D BE COOL, MAN." "HEY, BUT CAN I HAVE SATURDAY N IGHT OFF?" "COOL." "SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "WHAT?" "OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU." "OH, MY GOD." "NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME." "EVEN IF IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, I WANT TO HEAR IT." "I WAS REALLY BAD LAST N IGHT." "DID YOU SHOPLIFT?" "I KNEW IT." "NO." "I SLEPT WITH ERIC LAST N IGHT." "OH, MY GOD!" "WAS IT GREAT?" "YEAH." "I WAS ASLEEP." "EUW!" "NO, JACKIE, WE WERE BOTH ASLEEP." "SO NOTH ING HAPPENED?" "WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME TH INGS HAPPENED." "BUT WE MOSTLY SLEPT." "YOU MEAN YOU WERE IN H IS BED" "AND HE DIDN'T WH INE AND BEG FOR, LIKE 2 HOURS" "UNTIL YOU'RE SO SICK OF HEARING H IS STUPID VOICE" "THAT YOU JUST GAVE IN SO HE WOULD SHUT UP?" "NO." "I LOVE H IM." "HE JUST, LIKE, HELD ME ALL N IGHT." "OH, MY GOD." "THAT'S SO SWEET." "MICHAEL'S JUST AFTER ME ALL THE TIME." "I UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE I'M SEXY AND ALL, BUT STILL." "LIKE, OKAY, HE ALWAYS, SAYS," "WHY CUDDLE WHEN WE CAN DO IT?" "WELL, WAS HE ALWAYS LIKE THAT?" "NO." "NO, I GUESS TH INGS KINDA CHANGED AFTER WE DID IT." "BUT IN A GOOD WAY." "I LOVE IT WHEN ERIC HOLDS ME." "YEAH." "I LOVE IT WHEN MICHAEL BUYS ME STUFF." "WELL, GUYS, I'M A LITTLE ASHAMED TO ADMIT TH IS," "BUT I GOT A JOB." "YEAH." "I'M TH INKING ABOUT GETTING A JOB" "AT A CH IP FACTORY." "I GOTTA KNOW HOW THEY DO TH IS." "YEAH." "RED WON'T LET ME GET A JOB." "HE SAYS IF I DON'T STUDY HARD AND GET INTO COLLEGE," "ONCE I TURN 18, HE'S GONNA KILL ME." "I TH INK HE'S SERIOUS, MAN." "HYDE, DID YOU EVER STOP TO TH INK" "HOW YOU WORKING WOULD MAKE ME GO" "TO THE MALL ALONE TODAY?" "NO, YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU?" "NO." "SORRY." "HEY, GUYS, CHECK TH IS OUT, MAN." "FORMAN HAD DONNA IN H IS BED LAST N IGHT," "AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DO IT." "WHAT'S UP?" "YEAH." "YOU'RE A BONEHEAD, MAN." "I'M NOT A BONEHEAD." "WE DID OTHER STUFF, AND WE CUDDLED." "IT WAS GREAT." "SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALONE, I JUST LOVE TO CUDDLE." "FORMAN, LOOK, SHE CLIMBED UP THE TRELLIS OF YOUR HOUSE," "THROUGH YOUR WINDOW," "TO GET INTO BED WITH YOU, AND CUDDLE?" "SORRY, MAN." "I NEVER READ THAT LETTER IN PENTHOUSE." "THOSE STORIES ARE TRUE, YOU KNOW." "WHY WOULD YOU JUST CUDDLE WITH HER" "WHEN YOU COULD DO IT?" "FORMAN, DOING IT IS IT." "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "IT."" "IT!" "GUYS, IT WAS JUST ONE N IGHT." "THERE ARE GONNA BE LOTS OF OTHER N IGHTS." "ERIC, OPPORTUN ITY DOES NOT KNOCK" "AND THEN RING THE DOORBELL AND THEN KNOCK AGAIN," "AND THEN LEAVE A NOTE THAT SAYS, SORRY I MISSED YOU," "AND THEN CALL YOU ON THE PHONE..." "FEZ, WE GET IT." "I MEAN, WE GET IT." "WHAT MY FOREIGN FRIEND HERE IS TRYING TO SAY, FORMAN," "IS THAT YOU BLEW IT, MAN." "AND YOU BLEW IT, MAN." "I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE WITH YOU, MAN." "YOU GOTTA GET WITH HER." "THERE'S NOTH ING MORE BEAUTIFUL" "THAN WHEN 2 PEOPLE FIT TOGETHER PERFECTLY LIKE..." "WELL, LIKE 2 OF THESE POTATO..." "HOW DO THEY DO TH IS?" "HEY." "YEAH." "YOU WANNA EAT TH IS?" "NO." "WELL, IT'S IN THERE IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND." "I LOVED BEING HERE WITH YOU THE OTHER N IGHT." "GREAT. 'CAUSE I LOVE THAT YOU CAME OVER." "IT DIDN'T, LIKE, BOTHER YOU" "THAT I WAS SLEEPING WITH YOU IN YOUR LITTLE SINGLE BED?" "NO, IT BOTHERED ME," "BUT IN A REALLY GOOD WAY." "GOOD." "GOOD." "UM, SO..." "YOU WANNA COME OVER TON IGHT?" "YEAH, COOL." "I'D LOVE TO." "GREAT." "'CAUSE I'M, LIKE, WIDE OPEN HERE." "COOL." "SO I'LL SEE YOU TON IGHT?" "OKAY." "JEEZ." "YOU DIDN'T EAT THAT FISH, DID YOU?" "'CAUSE I WAS JUST KIDDING." "NO." "ALL RIGHT, THEN." "STOP ACTING WEIRD." "[MUSIC]" "HELLO, MR. FORMAN." "HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?" "DAMN!" "THAT POT'S NO GOOD." "THAT POT WOULD NOT HAVE BOILED OVER" "HAD YOU PUT SOME SALAD OIL IN THE WATER." "SO YOU KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER." "DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE YOU NEED TO BE?" "NOT REALLY." "IF I GO HOME TOO EARLY," "MY HOST PARENTS MAKE ME READ SCRIPTURE." "WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, UH..." "GO SIT IN THE BASEMENT?" "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, WHAT'DYA KNOW?" "HAJ I HAD IT RIGHT." "HEY, MAN." "SO TH IS IS WHERE YOU WORK, HUH?" "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY." "HEY, WON'T YOU GET IN TROUBLE IF THE BOSS SHOWS UP?" "OH, NO." "IS THE BOSS HERE?" "HEY, WAIT." "I'M THE BOSS." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE TH IRD TIME'S THE CHARM." "MAYBE TH IS TIME IT'LL BE REALLY, REALLY SUPER." "TA-DA!" "OH, MY GOSH, RED." "FRIED CH ICKEN AND MASHED POTATOES." "COLESLAW." "OH, AND A LITTLE HALF AN EAR OF CORN." "OH." "I FORGOT THE BISCU ITS." "N ICE, HUH?" "OH, IT'S REALLY N ICE." "WHERE'D YOU H IDE THE BUCKET, RED?" "HERE." "HAVE A WETNAP." "ALL RIGHT." "THE COLONEL." "OH, UH, THERE YOU GO." "WELL, NOW WHAT IS TH IS?" "LOOK, I GOT A JOB, ALL RIGHT?" "AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTH ING ABOUT "WE'RE FINE."" "BECAUSE I KNOW MONEY'S TIGHT AROUND HERE" "AND YOU WON'T LET FORMAN WORK," "SO JUST TAKE THE MONEY AND DROP IT." "OH, HE'S A KEEPER." "I'M GONNA TAKE THAT MONEY" "AND OPEN H IM A SAVINGS ACCOUNT." "WELL, THAT'S N ICE, RED." "OR BLOW IT ALL ON BOOZE." "I STILL HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND." "AH, IT'S MY GOOD FRIEND ERIC." "SO, WHAT WILL IT BE?" "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND?" "PINBALL?" "STRATEGO?" "YOU DECIDE." "WELL, ACTUALLY, FEZ," "DONNA'S COMING OVER TON IGHT." "SO I'M JUST HERE TO GET MY BARRY WH ITE ALBUM." "OTHERWISE, I WOULD JUST LOVE..." "BLAH BLAH BLAH." "JUST GO." "[MUSIC]" "BABY." "I AM READY FOR LOVE." "WHY, HELLO." "I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU." "YAWN." "SO, OKAY." "READY FOR BED?" "SURE." "WHAT, NO SPIDERMAN SHEETS?" "WELL, I JUST USE THOSE ON WASH DAY." "ERIC." "CAN WE, LIKE, SLOW DOWN FOR A SECOND?" "SURE." "WELL..." "REMEMBER THE OTHER N IGHT," "WE JUST, LIKE, CUDDLED ALL N IGHT?" "I REALLY LIKED THAT." "RIGHT." "YEAH." "BUT I WAS TH INKING..." "WHY CUDDLE WHEN WE COULD DO IT?" "OKAY." "YOU'VE BEEN TALKING" "TO THOSE IDIOTS IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN." "NO." "YES." "LOOK, ERIC, I KNOW IT'S A LONG DRIVE," "AND..." "AND WE'RE GONNA GET THERE." "WE'RE GONNA GET THERE." "BUT, I DON'T KNOW," "I WANNA SEE SOME TREES ALONG THE WAY." "OKAY." "BUT I'LL BE DRIVING?" "YOU'LL BE DRIVING, YES." "YOU SWEAR TO GOD?" "I DO." "I SWEAR TO GOD." "OKAY." "OKAY, GOOD." "BECAUSE I DO LOVE YOU." "BUT I'M NOT GONNA TAKE MY PANTS OFF." "OKAY." "WOULD YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE IF I PUT MINE BACK ON?" "MM..." "MIGHT SLEEP BETTER." "WILL DO." "[MUSIC]" "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAN?" "YOU TURN THAT TH ING OFF AND GET READY FOR WORK!" "I'M NOT WORKING TODAY, MAN." "I GOT AN EARACHE." "EARACHE, MY EYE!" "HOW'D YOU LIKE A BUTT ACHE?" "NOW GET YOUR LITTLE FANNY PERPENDICULAR" "AND OPEN THE HUT!" "YOU GOT IT?" "WHAT A HARD-ASS, MAN." "CAPTION ING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"