"Presbyterians are called "God's frozen people."" "Wouldn't swing if vou Inung tlnem." "Oh, yealn!" "Is tlnis the Venice Beach courts?" "Is tlnis the only one?" "Wait, vou Inaven't put anvtlning in the offering plate." "Sorrv, man." "Right." "Fifty be all right?" "I'm just kidding." "Here vou go." "See, I told you he was a generous man." "Is tlnis wlnere Eddie "The King" Farouk and Duck Jolnnson plaved?" "King and Duck owned tlnese courts." "Tlney were the best ever." "Tlnat's because you never saw me." "Keep singing, guys." "My old man was a preacher." "I love this shit." "He put a dollar in." "So?" "So, we give Inim a dollar's worth." "Okay." "Look." "It's all right." "Walter, throw that big, fat butt at me." "I'm tired of making you look bad." "It's hard goddamn work for a man to make another man look so bad." "Man, I'm fixing to dog vou, punk." "I'll dog you riglnt now." "Let me slnut this shit up." "Give me the ball." "You got the pill." "You slnoot, I'll knock it out the skv." "You can't take it to the Inole." "You ain't good enougln." "You tlnink so?" "I don't tlnink." "I know." "What are you gonna do?" "Where vou going?" "You can't dribble." "Bring it, bring it!" "Move, move!" "Get tlnat slnit out of Inere." "Tlnat slnit went out like a SCUD missile." "Oh, it Inurts, it hurts so bad." "Babies, let me tell vou something." "I don't mean to brag, but I'm the greatest." "I am the greatest!" "You all riglnt, man?" "Yealn." "Get vour butt up and play." "Take your little Colt 45-drinking ass off someplace." "Yes, Walter." "Hard goddamn work making vou look so bad." "Man, you fouled me!" "Foul?" "Foul?" "Take tine ball out and slnut up." "What's the count?" "9-8, us." "9-8, you?" "Get tine fuck out of here." "If you could count, you'd be an astronaut." "It's 9-8, us." "George, your mother's an astronaut." "He talking about vour mama, man." "He plaving you and vour mama for a punk." "My mother ain't no astronaut!" "Say it, sav it!" "Your motlner ain't no astronaut, your father ain't no astronaut, all riglnt?" "Well, my mama ain't no astronaut." "You understand me?" "Look, me saving that your mother's an astronaut... ." ". ...is just another wav of saying that vou're all fucked up." "Cool." "Well, let's just get off mamas, because I just got off vours." "Keep my mama out of tlnis, brotlner." "She's out." "Slne's out." "Cool." "Cool!" "She's out." "Cool!" "She's out." "What time slnould I bring the bitch back?" "Yo, wlnat's tine score?" "9-8, us." "What?" "We can't be losing to vou." "If we lose to you, I'll kill myself." "I don't want to do tlnat." "Fuck vou, skinny bov." "Fuck tlnis!" "You fat motlnerfucker!" "Fuck this!" "Shut up." "You're giving me Excedrin number trillion headache." "Hey, wlnat's tine score?" "Clnump, vo, I'm talking to vou." "What, you deaf or something?" "I'm taking to the air." "Mv name ain't Chump, it's Billv Hoyle." "Billy Hovle." "Billy Hovle!" "Billy Hovle." "Okay, Billy." "Now, can you count to 1 0, Billy?" "Yealn." "Good." "Wlnat's tine score, Billy?" "I don't know." "Tlnen you're a clnump." "I may be a chump, I just said tlnat wasn't mv name." "He punked your ass, Sid!" "Fuck you." "Let's go!" "8-8, vour ball." "It's 9-8, your ball." "I don't want no excuses." "I call it even." "Your ball." "You better call a doctor." "Take the ball." "It's your ball." "I said it's your..." "Take the ball." "Your woman calling you, man." "Sidnev!" "Your woman calling vou, man." "Well, at least I got one." "Your motlner's so poor, I seen Iner kicking a can down the street." "She said she was moving." "Your mama's so old, sine used to drive clnariots to Inigln school." "Your mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg and gravv poured out." "Hev, baby." "Hi, Inoney." "I was buving food, the check didn't clear and I had no casln." "Baby, I'm sorrv." "Will a 20 do?" "Tlnirty would be better." "You Inustling me?" "You're tine onlv one wlno can get awav with tlnat." "I got a couple tlnings working here." "I gotta go." "Daddy has to go back to work." "Thev're trving to clneat me." "Talk to you." "Told vour mama to act Iner age, sine dropped dead." "Your motlner got a wig with grav sideburns." "Your mama's teetln are so vellow, sine can butter a whole loaf of bread." "Shut up." "Save your breath." "You need all tine energv you can get." "Let's go." "I can't run, man." "Wlnat?" "!" "My bunions hurt." "Get someone to play for me." "Come here, babv." "Tlnat's okay." "You're still my hero." "Tlnat's it, babv." "Wait a minute." "Who can replace Mr. Handicap?" "Anvbody for Mr. Fucking Marcln of Dimes?" "Hey, take Billv Ho here." "No, I don't want him." "He miglnt be good." "I won't go with tlnis." "Wlnv not?" "Because I'm white." "He's white." "He is wlnite." "Look at Inim." "It won't matter." "You could bring Bernard King in." "We hit two, we're out." "Swish." "Swish." "Let's go, Billy Ho." "Hey, ain't no need for that Jane Fonda, geriatric bullslnit." "You just come out here, play some D. Two quick ones..." "It's over." "See ya." "Wouldn't want to be ya." "You got a new teammate." "Kiss vour game goodbve." "Hey, mavbe I need to do that shit too." "You loose now?" "Let's plav." "Come here." "Let me teacln you sometlning." "Hey, man, get your ass out of Inere." "Come here, I'll tell vou wlnere I'm going." "Over there, right." "You're a Inotshot, Inuln?" "Where are you going?" "I got you." "Show me wlnat you got." "Tlnis is mv court, you hear me?" "Luck." "Pure luck." "I believe the score is 9-8, ours." "Take it out." "Ball in." "Okav, clnump." "Tlne sun even slnines on a dog's ass some days." "Anybodv can win the lottery." "K now what I mean?" "Give it up." "You want it back now." "Fuck you." "Your mother's an astronaut." "She's too drunk to be an astronaut." "You remind me of one of those dudes from The Brady Bunch." "Doesn't Ine look like one of tlnem?" "He looks like Cindv." "Yeah, that's the one!" "Why are you lauglning?" "Calling me Brady Buncln." "He's too stupid to know Ine's being insulted." "Get off tine court, Sidnev." "You lost." "Ease back." "Give me a second with Mr. Bradv Bunch." "You mav be able to pull off a couple of passes." "Tlnat don't mean you can plav this game." "Riglnt." "You ain't seen me slnoot." "Mavbe I can't shoot a lick." "What's it wortln to vou to find out, Inuln?" "Say, wlnat Inave we got Inere?" "Fifty, sixtv... ." ". ...sixty-two dollars." "I do detect tine smell of casin." "In the air." "How good are vou, clnump?" ""Chump"? "Clnump"?" "That's your money." "My onlv problem will be pulling the ball out of your ass. ... . ...when I take vour monev." "And that is Inis monev." "Money talks." "Twentv, forty, fortv-one..." "You're slnort." "Man, loan me 20." "What do I look like, Bank of America?" "Yealn, give me a loan." "You alwavs do tlnis." "I won't lose to this white bov." "You better not lose mv monev to tlnis wlnite boy." "Tlnis is a black thing." "Now give me the fucking 20." "Then we eat at Sizzler?" "Surf and turf." "I'm tine bank." "That's Inis monev." "That's Inis monev." "Let's go, babv." "Best of five, top of tine kev." "And since vou're the foreigner. ... . ...as such, you can go first." "No, thank you, Sidney." "You go ahead." "No, this is my house." "Tlnis is Sidnev Deane's house." "Since I'm tine host, I extend mv Inospitality to you." "Tlnat's very gracious, but I don't want vour Inospitality." "I don't want to take advantage of vou." "Okav, but vou might not get anotlner shot." "Okav, if vou insist." "Tlnis is outdoor ball." "Different than vour countrv club slnit." "When vou slnoot, you adjust for tine wind." "Out Inere, tine wind can pusln the ball to tine left or riglnt 6 to 8 inclnes." "But vou wouldn't know nothing about tlnat." "You want me to move?" "I'm sorry." "It's vour slnot." "Tlnis is reallv not my spot." "I'll be lucky to Init two out of five." "But I'll shoot anywav." "Oh, man!" "Right off the bat." "I am feeling lucky." "Man wants to get paid!" "It's prettv." "It's so prettv." "We 're going Sizzler We 're going Sizzler." "I never hit two in a row." "But I'm very lucky." "I'm feeling verv luckv." "Ugly shot." "Looked like a goddamn brick." "No aestlnetic beauty whatsoever." "Now mine, on the contrarv... ..." "It Inurts being tlnis good!" "A tlning of beauty is a jov forever." "My man John Keats said tlnat." "You know that, right?" "You know, I've never Init three in a row." "Never in mv life." "Color me lucky, man." "Sometimes you wake up, tine birds are singing..." "Tlnat's a decent slnot." "Excellent." "You are tine greatest." "Thank you." "But I'm feeling so luckv." "Four in a row!" "Tlnis is like the luck of tine Irish, only I'm not Irish." "So go figure." "Come on, Sidnev." "Come on, now." "Don't worrv, I got this under control." "Tlnis sucker's mine." "Michael Jordan was down Inere once." "I took Inim to tine hole." "You believe tlnat?" "Tlnat's riglnt, I saw it." "Michael said, "You slnould plav summer pro league."" "I said, no." "Hell no!" "Miglnt mess up my game." "We can't Inave that, Billy Ho." "Shoot this one and let's go to Sizzler." "I'm gonna just leave it up there." "Give me some." "I will." "Oh, slnit!" "It's hard goddamn work being tlnis good." "Shut tine fuck up." "Am I starting to get to vou?" "No, Sidnev." "You're just making my ears Inurt." "See, vou guys look at me, you see the backwards hat. ... . ...tine funkv outfit and you say, "Tlnis guy's a chump."" "A fucking geek." "A fucking geek." "Exactly." "But vou don't realize it ain't easy." ""It is hard goddamn work making sometlning this prettv" ... ." ". ..." "look like a geek." "So I must do it for a reason." "I'm convinced, wlnatever the reason may be." "If I miss this shot, I walk away, still a chump." "But if vou miss, you've been beat not once... ." ". ...but twice, bv a slow, white, geeky clnump." "Ain't no tlning." "Ain't no tlning." "No thing but clnicken wing on a string." "From Burger King." "Tlne wind's kicking up a bit." "You might want to adjust about... ." ". ...six, eight inclnes to the left." "Here it is." "This is the big one." "Don't worrv." "I've hustled mucln better players than vou." "Don't put up a brick." "Stop vapping and let tine brotlner shoot." "Yeah, I got it." "Tlne wrist." "Brick." "Slnit!" "Give me my money." "It belongs to Inim!" "A man witln integritv." "Don't push vour luck." "It wasn't luck." "You said we'd go to Sizzler..." "Man, slnut your anorexic, malnutritioned, tapeworm-having... ." ". ..." "Dick Gregory Diet-drinking ass up!" "Leave me alone." "Honey, I'm Inome." "How much did you make?" "Well, I missed you too." "I'm sorrv, honev." "Sixty-two dollars minus $ 5. 1 6. ... . ...for a Inummus-tabbouleh garden burger and all that stuff you love." "You know I hate that health food slnit." "You'll eat it and vou'll love it." "I'll let vou get away witln that since you got money todav." "Let's see, tlnat makes... ." ". ...$ 58.84, wlnicln gives us $806 towards tine $8000." "We still owe the Stucci Brotlners $ 7 1 94." "Don't pay tlnem." "Thev're robbing you." "How manv times do we have to go tlnrougln this?" "In life, there are some tlnings that just are tine way tlney are." "Nothing will get rid of tine Stuccis except 7000 more dollars." "What's the deal with tlnis?" "Come on, I've been studying all dav." "I did fires and eartlnquakes." "Anv kind of disaster." "And assassinations." "Try me." "Leon Czolgosz." "Who killed President McKinlev?" "Unbelievable." "Jeopardy!" "'s gonna call todav." "I can feel it." "Don't count on it, you won't be disappointed." "Clneck tlnis out." "Tlne last words of Lee Harvev Oswald:" ""It wasn't me, it was the Cl..."" "Get it? "Tlne..." And tlnen..." "I got it, I got it." "Honev, honev." "How much do you love me?" "I love you infinitv." "Tlnat's not enougln." "Infinitv's tine biggest number." "No, it's not." "Tell me one bigger." "Infinity plus two." "I love you infinitv plus two." "Billy, you're so stupid." "You slnould say, "I love you infinitv plus infinitv."" "I love you. ... . ...infinitv plus infinitv." "There's a bigger number." "I give up." "You Inaven't kissed me vet." "No, take a shower." "You stink." "Go away, you stink!" "Wait right there." "Don't move." "Hold that tlnouglnt." "I'm gonna come back and put mv mouth wlnere this money is." "Tlnere's somebody at the door!" "Somebody's at tine door!" "All riglnt, stay calm, stav calm." "Hurry up!" "I love you, but I won't get slnot over vour debt." "Mv debt?" "Our debt!" "Wlnoever's debt, I ain't getting shot!" "Stav Inere." "If I don't get vou in 30 seconds, jump out the window." "I'll meet you at Denny's." "Honey, I love you." "I love you too." "Who is it?" "Tlne manager." "Wlnat is it?" "Got a message for you." "Brady Buncln." "A tlnousand ten, a thousand eleven, a thousand twelve... ..." "Did vou Inear somebodv invite you in?" "I just want to talk." "...a thousand thirtv." "How'd vou find me?" "I have to admit, no one's ever worked me tine way vou did." "I beat you fairlv." "You beat me, I don't come and cry about it." "I'm not Inere to cry." "I'm Inere on business." "You said 30 seconds." "I almost took off." "I'm sorrv." "Who's tlnis?" "Sidnev Deane." "So?" "Your boyfriend took monev from me and I noticed this bottle." "You take tlnat, I'll shoot you." "What's with vou?" "You need to chill witln the caffeine." "Excuse me?" "You comfortable?" "You know, a futon is better for vour back." "Where did you plav, Billv?" "College in Louisiana." "Didn't work out." "So now you hustle." "Nobodv knows me Inere." "I can work the courts." "I have a business proposal." "It means more cash than tlnis chump clnange you make." "What is it?" "Tlnere's a two-on-two tournament next week." "You want me to run witln you?" "Yep." "Meanwhile, we can make some extra clnange." "If you don't mind Inustling." "And I know you don't." "What kind of Inustle?" "You got me bv wlnat, 7 000 pounds?" "I gotta tell you, it's hard work making vou look so bad." "Who the fuck told vou to talk?" "You score, vou can talk." "But if vou eat slnit, you shut up." "You took me to the Inole." "Why?" "Because I let you." "I take you anvwhere I want." "I'll Inave you for breakfast." "Want to put some jack on that?" "Who rattled your cage?" "You talk a lot for a guy wlno got busted." "I'll pick any plaver..." "I'll pick the worst plaver here. ..." "... .for $ 500." "Excuse me?" "Ex-ex-excuse me?" "I'll let vou pick my teammate." "He ain't serious, man." "I don't believe this shit." "You ain't serious." "Anybodv." "Five Inundred dollars." "And you can pick anybodv out Inere." "Anvbody!" "I don't believe this." "Hey, Raymond, look at the chump, man." "Give Inim the chump." "No." "Wlnite boys don't count." "You Inave to give me a brother." "You got Inim." "Tlne goofv-looking guy." "Me?" "Yealn, vou." "Oln, fuck." "Hev, clnump." "You want to run?" "You mean play basketball?" "No, Ine means ice Inockev." "Get vour tired butt up Inere, Gretzkv." "Wlnere's vour monev?" "I'll get it." "You setting me up?" "Here's mv $ 500." "Where's yours?" "I said I'll get it." "I gotta go to tine car." "Good, vou go to your car." "Tlnen get your Sasquatcln butt back here." "I got a Inot Inand." "I got vour back, Raymond." "What tine hell is tlnis?" "Oh, man, wlnat is tlnis world coming to?" "Look at this shit." "I ain't got nothing to worrv about except Catlnv Rigbv over here." "Where's Inis car, man?" "Give me your money." "Ravmond, is tlnat you?" "No, tlnis ain't Ravmond." "Take off that goddamn mask and put down that gun." "What are you doing?" "I got a couple of chumps on tine line at tine park." "Loan me some money, man." "Get the fuck out of Inere!" "Hey, look, man." "You need a good gun." "Tlnere's some crazv motlnerfuckers walking around." "A lot crazier tlnan me." "Give me $ 300 for it." "I'll give you $ 200." "Come on, man. $ 2 75." "$ 250." "All right." "But now you're robbing me." "Yo, yo, I got your money." "I got $ 250." "Let's go." "No, I said $ 500." "Can you count?" "Hey, $ 250, man." "Take it or leave it." "A man like me can make vou look bad." "Your mouth's got you in trouble." "If I was vou, I'd kill myself." "Lovelv, lovelv!" "Wlnat's vour name?" "Billv Ho." "Nice to meet vou." "Point game!" "Point game." "Tlnat means one more point and we win this $ 500." "Point game." "You gonna teacln class or plav?" "I been teaclning class on you all dav." "Taking vou to tine clinic." "Class is in session again." "Ding-ding." "Clneck." "Check this." "You're too stupid to catch tine ball." "Give me my money." "Hard goddamn work!" "It's okav." "You played a good game." "Motherfuckers set us up." "You dead." "Hev, take it easy." "Hard goddamn work!" "You ain't gonna cut me." "You set me up!" "Hey, Raymond, I seen you hustle, man." "I never used a goofy, wlnite fucker!" "Wlno vou calling a goofv, white fucker?" "You, you white fucker!" "That's cool!" "Wait, hold it." "This is ridiculous." "Raymond, we are brothers, man." "I swear, I Inave never seen this white bov before." "Sidney, don't negotiate witln the guy." "You got a wife and kid." "How you know mv name?" "How come Ine knows vour family?" "What?" "!" "Wait a minute." "You talk about my wife and kid and you don't know me?" "Cut tlnis motlnerfucker." "Cut tlnat motlnerfucker." "No, fuck tlnis." "Botln you motlnerfuckers are crazy." "I'm going to my car and get my other gun." "Shoot everybodv's ass." "Shit!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go, go, go!" "Oh, man!" "We took Ravmond Dickens to tine hole!" "Hey, know wlnat?" "Nobodv's done that around here since the King and Duck Johnson." "King and Duck!" "Tlne King and the Duck!" "What is this?" "Jimi Hendrix." "I know." "Why are you plaving Jimi?" "I like to listen to Inim." "Listen?" "Tlnat's what tine fucking problem is." "Y'all listen." "What should I do, eat it?" "You're supposed to Inear it." "I just said I like to listen to it." "No, no, Inearing is different than listening." "White people can't hear Jimi." "You listen!" "What are you talking about?" "His drummer was wlnite." "Get tine fuck out of here." "He was not white." "Yes, Ine was." "Yo, clneck it out." "See?" "Tlnis is a picture." "Wlnole band's wlnite except for Jimi." "This is a fucking picture." "It's airbruslned." "Jimi did not Inave a wlnite rlnvtlnm section." "You cannot hear Jimi." "All right." "Tlnank vou." "Check this out." "Who is tlnis?" "Tlne greatest troubadour of all time, is who it is." "Troubadour?" "Slnit sounds like a dog." "Tlnat's a Labrador." "Don't insult this music." "Take it off." "You're not Inearing this." "I don't want to Inear this." "Tlnis is like pollution to my ears." "Explain to this Gladvs K niglnt and the Pimps..." "It's Gladvs K niglnt and tine Pips!" "Just put Jimi back in." "I don't like this shit." "You're supposed to defend me!" "Wlno are you veiling at?" "Get rid of that gum." "I'm tired of it popping." "Tell this bubblelnead to make a riglnt here." "You can get slnot playing here." "Let me off at tine Trump Towers." "Tlne penthouse is in tine back." "Vista View." "The flvest view in the jungle." "Home sweet home." "You know it." "Yo, that was a good run todav." "Good run." "Witln the monev you made, you can get tlnis car waslned." "Hey, man, this is one classic automobile." "You know, vou got a fine woman there." "Hey, you keep your hands off Iner." "I said sine was fine, not that I wanted to touch her." "You toucln Iner and I'll kick vour ass." "You Inear me?" "Lookee, lookee, lookee." "It's all starting to come clear." "Good." "You're a cool customer on tine court." "Real chill on the street." "Can't be rattled in your game, no, no." "You don't even fall for all that nigger shit on tine court." "But when it comes to your woman, that's a different matter altogether." "Look at you." "I ain't even talked trasln and you're scared." "I ain't even puslned up on Iner and you're tlninking about it." "Slnut the fuck up." "This is good." "Tlnis is reallv good shit to know." "I know vour weakness." "You're like every white bov I know." "You're like every brotlner I ever saw." "Kick some shit." "You'd rather look good and lose... ." "... .than" "look bad and win." "You don't know shit about me." "I know plentv about you, Sidney." "How manv dinners did this clnain cost your familv?" "Just go Inome and get some rest." "Okav, Bradv Bunch?" "I ain't tired." "Bye, Gloria." "Nice seeing you again." "Same here." "Take care." "I like these rings." "Tlney're fly." "Take care." "Tomorrow we're going to 1 03rd Street." "We're gonna hustle in Watts." "Tough games out tlnere." "Big bucks." "Don't take it personally." "We're teammates." "Ebony. ... . ...and ivory." "Here's vour partner." "Riglnt, fuck me." "You better get across La Brea before sundown." "Tlne guv's full of shit." "Please explain to me wlnv this Negro is singing cowboy music." "Tlnis is mv favorite song." "It reminds me of making love to you." "Makes me want to. ... . ...take you and lock vou in a room. ... . ...and make love to vou over and over and over... ." ". ...and over and over." "I didn't say I didn't like it." "Honey, this can't be safe." "You know I believe in safe sex." "I'm gonna take a slnower." "Put me down!" "Honey, my moutln is dry." "Honey, I'm thirstv." "Here you go, honev." "When I said I was thirstv... ." ". ...it doesn't mean I want vou to bring me a glass of water." "It doesn't?" "You're missing tine point of my saying I'm tlnirsty." "If I have a problem, vou don't Inave to solve it." "Men alwavs think tlney can solve a woman's problem." "It makes them feel omnipotent." "Omnipotent?" "Did vou Inave a bad dream?" "It's how thev control women." "Bringing them a glass of water?" "Yes." "I read it in a magazine." "If I'm thirstv, I don't want you to bring me a glass of water." "I want vou to svmpatlnize." "I want vou to say:" ""Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be tlnirsty." "I, too, have had a dry moutln."" "I want vou to connect witln me... ." ". ...tlnrougln understanding tine concept of drymouthedness." "Tlnis is all in tine same magazine?" "You're into control." "Shut up." "See?" "You make me sick." "Honey, don't give me tine rollover, okav?" "When I sav I'm thirstv, it means if there's some water, I'd love a sip." "When I sav I want to make love, it means let's screw." "Tlnat's exactlv wlnat I tlnouglnt you would say." "Besides, I don't like the word "screw."" "I prefer "make love" or "fuck."" ""Screwing" is for carpenters." "You're gonna get it." "Oh, Inoney." "Wlnere are vou going?" "Anywlnere." "Getting the Inell awav from vou, you psycho chiquita nutcase." "Come on, honev." "Come back." "I want to make love." "Honey, come back." "I want to screw!" "Forget vou, tlnen." "You piece of slnit." "Tlnat's him." "It's the Stuccis!" "The Stuccis!" "Oh, slnit!" "How'd tlney find us?" "!" "Hold on." "Okay, all right, I got tine money." "Go, honev, come on!" "Come on, honev, move." "I'm alwavs waiting for you." "Slnut up!" "Wait for me!" "Hurrv up!" "Why are you so slow?" "I'm carrying evervtlning." "You want me to carrv you too?" "We'd shoot you, Billy, but first we want tine money." "We've got your number now." "No escape!" "Blueberry, cockle cherry Eevie ivey over" "Mama's in the kitchen cooking rice Daddy's outside shooting dice" "Baby in the cradle fast asleep Here comes mister with the H O T" "Tlnis is a great Inouse." "A great house." "But it's a little steep." "Sidney, we Inave to talk." "Excuse me." "I want this house." "I want it too." "But it's expensive." "Thev want first, last, damages." "I'll get a job." "No, no, no." "I got lots of jobs." "I got tine cable thing, the roof thing, the paint tlning." "Construction is slow, but basketball puts food on the table." "Basketball isn't a real job." "It's late." "I gotta go." "I'm working on this new slnot." "I'm sure it's a gorgeous shot." "But I still want this house." "Okay?" "Okay." "Foul, foul!" "All ball." "All ball, no foul." "You got mv Inand." "Your hand is part of the ball." "You got mv wrist." "Part of tine hand." "And tine knee bone's connected to tine dick bone." "You fouled Robert." "You didn't even see the play." "Yo, you couldn't carrv my jockstrap in a suitcase." "Tlnis is Watts." "I tlnouglnt vou Inad some ballplayers out Inere." "Tlnis is shit." "I'm getting tired of your face." "Guess vour motlner tlnrew you out real young." "He's talking about your mama." "Nobodv talks about my mother." "Don't ever talk about mv mama." "Me and any guv Inere can take vou." "How much vou want to roll?" "Oh, my God." "What is this?" "Oh, my God!" "Look at this!" "It's a tlnousand dollars!" "Oh, wait a minute, tlnere's more." "What is this?" "You rob a 7-1 1?" "Eleven, twelve, tlnirteen." "Wait, is there more?" "Fourteen, fifteen." "Is that vour rent monev?" "Sixteen." "It's coming from evervwhere." "Seventeen hundred dollars, baby." "And we get to pick your partner?" "You can pick any of these stiffs out Inere." "Anvbody. $ 1 7 00." "And don't talk about mv motlner." "How about my man Inere?" "No, no." "I want tlnat guy." "The wlnite boy?" "Yealn, tlnat scraggly mother." "No, no, no." "Fuck tlnat." "Wait a minute." "I got $800." "I just caslned my clneck for the rent." "I got 50 bucks." "$ 1 7 00." "Come up with it or walk." "Plav us for what we got." "Plav a tune on that bald Inead of yours." "Hey, man, Inold on." "Hev." "How you doing?" "Wlnat's up?" "You look so good today." "Wlnat's up?" "You're up." "I need a diamond." "I told vou Ine was no good." "When will you listen to me?" "He was a dog from day one." "Trust me." "We'll go to Zales after tlnis." "Don't talk about mv boyfriend." "He's a dog." "Tlnis ain't no diamond." "It's a zircon." "Okav." "Let's say tlnis piece of slnit is worth 300 bills." "I'll put my $ 1 7 00 against your $ 1 1 50." "Tlnat's a bet!" "Hey, give me mv monev!" "I'll Inold it." "I ain't going nowhere." "He ain't going nowhere." "Tlne bakerv ain't open yet." "We plav to 1 0." "That's a bet." "Let's do it." "We got a game to play." "Hey, Martlna Gralnam!" "Martlna Gralnam!" "Can vou play?" "Good pick, man." "You know it." "Tlnat's what I'm talking about." "Go back to Sea World." "You let Inim back-door vou." "I thought Ine was gonna pass." "Of course Ine wasn't..." "D up, man." "You don't know wlnat D is." "Go, vou fucking Globetrotter." "Aren't vou gonna slnoot?" "He was on mv ass." "You were wide open." "I got $ 1 7 00 on tine line." "I won't force a shot." "Why are you kicking it to me?" "All right, I'm sorry." "You okay?" "Let's go." "You got it." "Get me the ball." "It's 9-8, us." "Point game." "One more bucket, we get $ 1 700." "A bucket vou'll never see." "You tried to Inustle us, but..." "You gonna clnitchat or plav?" "Get tine fuck out." "You talking all this shit." "Why don't vou take me to the Inole?" "I practice off people like you." "Just learn to plav." "Ball, ball." "I'll take vour monev, then I'll take your girl." "You're Inolding me." "All vou do is Inold people." "You know, vou're disgusting." "Botln of vou, go back to Sea World!" "Seventeen hundred!" "Goddamn!" "Give me my money." "It was so nice just to Inold it for a while." "I am dead." "I am dead." "I'm sorrv, man." "I tlnouglnt I Inad it." "I'm dead." "I'm dog meat." "She is gonna dump me now." "I feel terrible." "I had a lousv game." "We're better tlnan them." "I've beat guys 1 0 times better tlnan that!" "I know." "It's my fault." "It's nobody's fault." "Sometimes the ball just doesn't go down." "You want a ride?" "I'll take the rail." "You sure?" "I gotta tlnink of how to tell Gloria I lost everything. ... . ...and figure out wlnere I'm gonna sleep toniglnt." "Hey, Billy, I'm sorrv." "I mean it." "I'm sorry." ""Tlnirty-nine" is the answer." "What's the question?" ""How manv books in tine Old Testament?"" "I am so fucking good." "Did Jeopardy!" "call yet?" "Not vet." "But I'll need a nice dress." "When tlney call, vou gotta be ready." "Want to Inear the books of the Old Testament backwards?" "Malaclni, Zeclnariah, Haggai and..." "Honev, please." "And I did "Famous Women" and "Foods Tlnat Start With Q."" "You can't imagine how many foods actuallv start with tine letter Q." "Will you please slnut up?" "What's wrong with vou?" "I lost the monev." "Oh, Jesus, Billy." "Not again." "How mucln?" "A lot of it." "Most of it." "Rouglnlv all of it." "You lost all our fucking money?" "Shit, Billv!" "Jesus!" "Seventeen hundred dollars." "Billy!" "We were on our wav to 8000." "Were your opponents that good?" "No, I beat better guys in Brooklyn and Jersey." "You missed your jump slnots?" "No, I Init mine." "What about Sidnev?" "He had an off day." "He wasn't slnooting tlnat mucln." "His guy scored on him and he didn't... ." ". ..." "D up." "He usually plavs good D." "You got Inustled." "I did not get Inustled." "You got set up." "You got Inustled bv Sidney." "No." "He's a good guv." "You said Ine was full of shit!" "He's full of slnit and he's a good guy." "You're full of slnit, okav?" "Fuck that shit." "I'm going back to tlnat Inouse and get my fucking monev back." "No, no, no." "Honev, a man cannot ask for his money back." "He lives in tine jungle, riglnt?" "No, Inoney, we can't." "Tlney don't let wlnite people in the Crenslnaw District." "And maybe not Puerto Ricans." "It's reverse discrimination." "Let's see." "We drove Sidnev to Crenshaw and..." "You don't understand how things work." "Men understand Inow tlney work." "Wasn't there a big apartment Inouse?" "Let me explain." "Men's rules are verv simple." "If you win, you win." "You lose, you lose." "But under no circumstances do vou ask for the monev back." "Wlnv not?" "It's not part of tine rules." "Oh, yealn?" "I got a different set of rules of mv own." "Do you want to Inear them?" "Here thev go:" "Sometimes when you win, you reallv lose." "And sometimes wlnen you lose, you reallv win." "Sometimes wlnen you win or lose, you actually tie." "And sometimes wlnen you tie, you actually win or lose." "I hate wlnen you talk like that." "It makes me crazv." "Winning and losing is just a big organic globule. ... . ...from wlnicln one takes wlnat one needs." "I'm fucked." "Forget it." "I'm not getting off tlnis bus, Inoney." "I'm not getting off tine bus." "No." "Stop!" "Can we discuss it?" "Can we have a discussion?" "Does Sidney Deane live here?" "He does." "He's my husband." "Well, your husband stole $ 1 700 from mv boyfriend." "Reallv?" "Just a minute." "Some people are here who sav you stole their monev." "Come on in." "Oh, slnit." "No, babv, I didn't steal Inis monev." "I hustled his money." "Cindv Brady!" "That girl is fine." "Cindy, wlnat Inappened?" "What tine fuck do vou want?" "Wlno invited you in, anywav?" "I did." "I want to talk to... ..." "Gloria." "Baby, that man Inustled me long before I hustled him." "Tlnat's true." "I saw the wlnole thing." "Damn skippv." "So, wlnat goes around, comes around." "Tlnen you won't mind if Gloria and I talk." "You want a drink?" "Yealn." "Come on." "Tlnis boy's got a lot of guts." "Billy Ho!" "It's good to see you, Billy!" "You look swell." "You fucked me, man." "Get tine fuck out from in front of tine Tv." "You fucked me!" "We Inad a partnership." "No, we were never partners." "It goes like tlnis:" "You eitlner smoke, or you get smoked." "And vou got smoked." "Clean as mv gun." "Yes, it was." "Smooth." "A thing of beautv is a joy forever." "Did I get too deep on vou?" "Would you make tlnis guy shut up?" "I'm sorrv." "I'll go back to tine way you like me." "I'm sorrv, I'm sorry." "I want mv monev back." "You're not getting it back." "You're giving me mv monev back." "I'm giving vou nothing." "Tlney were teammates." "Teammates can't Inustle eacln otlner." "Really?" "Why not?" "It's not artistic." "Let me tell vou." "I don't care about art." "All I care about is getting out of tine vista view... ." ". ...because there ain't no vista, no views and ain't no vista of no views." "You want cream or sugar or wlnat?" "Cream." "I trusted vou." "Tlnere are rules to hustling." "There are etlnics." "Tlnat you wouldn't know a thing about." "I never shook anyone's hand and stabbed him in tine back!" "Tlne Indians slnook hands with tine Pilgrims and look wlno got fucked." "Who you calling a Pilgrim?" "You, Columbus." "Gobble this, turkey." "I got a gun in mv Inand!" "What's wrong with vou?" "Shoot this motherfucker." "Hold it." "Byron for 20." "Bvron for 20!" "Slnoot tine motherfucker." "He's a traitor." "Come on." "Pop it, James!" "Yealn!" "Sweet!" "Tlnat's a black man." "Tlnat's a black man." "Tlnrouglnout our glorious life togetlner. ... . ..." "I bouglnt a car from tine Stucci brothers for tlnree grand." "Turned out to be piece of shit, and I didn't pav." "So tlney told Billv, unless he got them their monev, tlney'd cut me up." "So he Inad to figure out a wav to get tine money." "Tlne Stuccis decided to fix a basketball game." "Billy agreed." "He got mad and didn't throw it... ." ". ...and tine Stuccis lost a bundle." "Wake up, girlfriend." "It's vour boyfriend." "He's got problems." "He's just bad witln monev." "Look, the Stuccis are still after us." "Hey, Iney." "It's a sad storv." "It really is, and I'm sorry." "But I'm not giving vou the monev." "I miglnt, Inowever, be willing to discuss other arrangements." "There 's Dyan:" "There's Kadeem." "Tlnat ain't Kadeem." "Tlnere's Eddie." "I know Eddie." "You know shit." "Listen up." "We have a solution." "Tell tlnem to move." "You tell them." "You think I'm crazy?" "Here's tine scenario:" "Rhonda's returning some monev." "We know how to get tine rest." "So, wlnat you guvs need to do is kiss, make up. ... . ...or whatever it is you do and play in that tournament, togetlner." "I ain't playing with tlnat son of a bitch." "No, baby..." "I don't Inustle witln the dishonest." "I can tell you tlnat now." "He ain't that good to begin with." "Tlnat's not fair, Rlnonda." "Sugar, sugar." "Please don't make me do sometlning like tlnat." "Welcome to tine first annual Two on Two for Brotherhood.:." ".:" ".Basketball" "Tournament:" "Also known as tine "TTBBT."" "Sponsored bv a group of corporations in the spirit of promoting. ... . ...brotlnerlnood among us all." "And now... ." ". ..." "let the games begin!" "Stav with him." "Stay witln Inim." "Look at that." "Why can't vou check somebodv?" "You fat mustard and butter sandwich." "I'll knock you out." "We ain't got to worry about tlnem." "Tlney spend too mucln time arguing." "About tlneir mothers, and both of them are uglv." "Remember Raymond?" "Must Inave some tvpe of work-release program." "Motlnerfucker was just on parole, man." "Tlnese two we definitelv Inave to worry about." "Tlnat's Fliglnt and Willie." "Tlney can plav." "Tlney'll be in the finals against us." "Shit, tlnat's just too easy!" "No, that shit is too easv." "Too easv." "Tlnat slnit is too easy!" "Fuck it." "I don't even want to plav." "I don't want to plav no more." "Hey, chump!" "Yeah, you, potatolnead." "You know wlno I'm talking about." "Is tlnat your best?" "If it is, grab the free T-shirt and go." "What're vou doing?" "Who'd you bring?" "Mightv Mouse?" "You're too pretty to play basketball." "You got that big Z in your 'fro, man." "Stop already." "Are vou the black Zorro?" "Man, that's enough." "Is vour Inair done at tine Braille Institute?" "What's Opie Tavlor talking about?" "Opie Tavlor?" "Opie?" "!" "I got vour Opie, vou big, bad, goopie-eved son of a bitch!" "You and your Cream of Wlneat go back to Mayberry!" "Tell Aunt Bee she better Inave my bean pies or I'll kick her ass!" "Lurcln and Morticia!" "Wlnat are vou doing?" "I'm doing two tlnings." "Wlnat?" "Making tlnem mad." "Guvs don't play good mad." "You're embarrassing me." "Tlnat's tine other thing." "You're not embarrassing me, you're pissing me off." "I assume, unlike tlnem, you plav better wlnen you're mad." "Am I right?" "I'm not listening." "Yeah, but you are Inearing me." "You're Inearing me." "What, you tlnrowing bricks?" "Wlnat did I just say?" "Throwing bricks?" "What is this, a mason's convention?" "Clank!" "I'll need a welding torch to plav in this league." "I got an idea." "Let's stop now and gather up all tlnese bricks... ." ". ...and build a homeless slnelter so your mother Inas a place to live." "Fuck vou, great wlnite!" "Fuck tlnat fucker." "And vour sister." "I want your mother and sister out of my house." "Black ball." "What tine fuck do vou mean, black ball?" "Are you racist?" "Your jersey, not your skin." "I knew vou were a racist." "Here, sir." "How do you feel?" "You don't look well." "Didn't I sclnool you before?" "Give us something, man." "Bring it." "Don't let him pull that move on vou." "Don't let him pull that move." "Oh, no, that's the move!" "I tried to warn vou." "You call tlnat defense?" "Are you gonna give us a game?" "Some competition?" "If not, I got better things to do on a Saturdav." "Tlnis is Chickie Babe from tine Forum watching tlnis ugly honkv yo-yo... ." ". ...up and down the court." "Bad boy!" "But he ain't got shit." "He ain't got slnit." "He ain't got shit." "You suckers!" "What a great no-look pass." "Am I right?" "Tlne mustard is off tine hot dog, you big mule." "My man ain't getting nothing." "I looked up "basketball player" in the dictionary." "It said, "Not vou."" "You won't beat us." "Be quiet." "Bring it on, bad bov!" "Excuse me, I'm talking." "I know vou are." "Slnut up." "Prettv boy, I'll be D-ing up on you if you make it to the finals." "I got sometlning for vou." "I got some bean pie!" "You won't see $ 5000." "You mav see 5000 beans!" "Do vou ever shut tine fuck up?" "Don't worrv." "I'm in a zone, man." "I'm in a fucking zone." "Would vou relax?" "It's one tlning to embarrass me." "It's another to piss off guvs we'll be playing." "Tlnat's just plain stupid." "Listen to Inim, buckethead." "You gone past stupid, into a new categorv." "Called suicide, chump." "Call me chump all dav, bad bov." "I'm in a fucking zone!" "Fuck vou!" "Come Inere!" "What is up witln you?" "Why are you worried?" "I'm in a zone!" "Tlney're pissed off." "I'm in a zone!" "Tlnis is not about black and wlnite." "It's about money, greed." "You got that?" "I need this five grand, and I won't let vou blow tlnis for me." "No wav." "You pissed off?" "No." "I ain't pissed off." "You pissed at me?" "No, I'm not." "Tlnat's what vou want, to get me into this fucking zone." "You ain't good enough." "Is tlnat some brotlner tlning?" "You racist." "Some things vou can't do." "I can Inear Jimi!" "I can Inear Jimi!" "No, no!" "No, vou can't." "Fuck vou." "Good." "Fuck me." "Yealn, fuck you." "Sav it with feeling." "Fuck vou!" "Yes, yes!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Check, asslnole." "Check, gav boy." "Let's go, Lurch." "Check it, captain." "Fuck you, faggot, asshole!" "Stop tlnem before we lose our sponsors!" "Start a fight, neitlner of us will make anv monev." "Stop tlnat bullslnit passing." "Five grand's on tine line." "I hope this doesn't get worse." "Why didn't vou dunk it?" "Give me tine ball." "Don't vou guys ever slnut up?" "Brick!" "Point." "Man, you've got tine lane, take tine shot." "Give me a better pass." "A better pass?" "I gave vou a great pass." "About time." "I'm tired of piggvbacking you." "You piggvbacking me?" "You piggvbacking me?" "Oh, yealn." "You ever been to flight school?" "I'm going to the seventln floor and dropping vou off." "Don't reacln." "Stay on Inim." "Do it, Flight!" "Do it!" "Tlnank vou." "Big fucking deal." "Can you do it?" "Cut, man." "Lav that D." "Damn, Willie!" "Come on, man." "$ 5000 on the line, and you let this motherfucker take the ball." "Fuck you." "Opie's pissing on vou." "Pissing on me?" "Yealn." "Why don't vou guard somebody, sorrv motlnerfucker?" "Five thousand." "Stop showing off." "I've been saving your ass the wlnole game." "Shut tine fuck up, man." "Get tine ball out Inere." "Point game, Mr. Deane and Mr. Hovle." "Cut, cut." "Will you cut?" "I got Inim, Fliglnt!" "That was a foul!" "Let's pav them and get out." "Damn!" "Fuck vou, vou're supposed to Inelp." "Wlnv'd you pass?" "I thought you'd dunk." "No, just take tine shot." "Wlnat?" "You're luckv we didn't cougln up 5000." "You were supposed to dunk." "He was dunking on you." "Wlnv didn't you dunk?" "Why should...?" "Slnut the fuck up." "Oh!" "Slne's gonna love mv ass!" "Damn!" "You know something?" "I can jam, man." "Okav." "You keep saying I can't stuff it." "I onlv sav it to get under your skin." "Just because I don't dunk in a game, don't mean I can't." "Okav, fine." "You don't think I can stuff it." "Billy. ... ." "I don't care if vou can or can't." "Stop tine fucking car." "Stop tine car." "Pull it over." "Turn tlnat slnit down." "Wlnat is it?" "It's good music, that's wlnat." "Don't call it shit." "I'll bet my half of the $ 5000 against yours tlnat I can stuff it." "Wait." "Hold up." "Hold up." "Billy, you just won it." "Let me give vou some advice." "Take some money and buy vour girl a dress. ... . ...in case she gets on tlnat slnow." "You're eitlner stupid or dangerous." "You can't be stupid." "Stupid people can't pusln my buttons and piss me off." "So vou must be dangerous." "To who?" "To vourself." "I'm taking you home." "Tlne reason I don't jam in a game is because it's like slnowboating. ... . ...which vou know about." "I look good." "Like tine unnecessary behind-tlne-back." "Motlnerfucker, vou wouldn't know wlnat a belnind-the-back pass was." "It goes back to wlnat I was saying." "Quoting myself:" ""A white man wants to win, then look good." "A black man wants to look good, then win."" "Tlnat is tine most ridiculous piece of philosophical bullshit I ever Ineard." "Look, right over here." "Tlnere's a goal riglnt tlnere." "Get vour monev and the ball." ""Quoting myself"?" "I'm tired of your shit." "I'm tired of yours." "What crap." "Put your money wlnere your moutln is." "I just need three tries." "You sure?" "All riglnt, let's go." "One of us is not going home tonight." "Man, you were almost there." "Almost tlnere." "I was witln you on that one." "Damn." "Come on, baby." "You can do this." "Tlnis is a sucker." "Is tlnis slnit regulation?" "Tlnis slnit ain't regulation." "Get tine fuck out of here." "Regulation?" "Move out of the wav." "I'll check it for vou." "Move out tine way." "Yeah, yealn." "Just about riglnt." "Let's go." "You can do it." "Come on, I believe in vou." "I know what tine problem is." "Get out of the fucking way." "Get out." "Just trving to help." "It's a bet." "All riglnt, it's vour monev." "Go." "Fuck me!" "When I looked at it before. ... . ..." "I thought it was a little Inigln, but now I think it was just... ." ". ...an optical illusion and slnit." "Riglnt?" "I know what it is." "You can't go out like that." "Get off me!" "I'll pump vou." "Get off!" "You need Inelp." "It's a bet." "Stop fucking around." "I know it." "Billv... ..." "Slnut up, man." "Billy." "Shut up!" "Billv, listen to me." "Wlnat?" "White men can't jump." "Shit!" "Good luck with Gloria." "Way to go, Billy." "You called hours ago." "Sidney's already home!" "Tlne fucking pizza's all cold and the wine is all warm." "A present for you." "Oh, Inoney." "Oh, God." "What a shrew I am." "I'm sorrv, honev." "Tell me about the tournament." "Tlnere were some decent plavers." "Me and Sidney plaved okav." "Okav?" "You guvs must have been great." "Tlnis is beautiful." "Gloria. ... ." "Gloria." "Yes?" "Tlnis is beautiful." "Tlnank vou." "Honey. ... ." "I lost the monev." "What?" "I lost the monev." "You want to run that by me one more time?" "It Inappened again." "It?" "It?" "No!" "No, Billv." "What tine fuck is "it, it, it"?" "Tlnere is no "it."" ""lt" is vou!" "You Inappened again!" "Damn it, Billv!" "Tlnat monev was mine to keep tine botln of us going till Jeopardy!" "called." "Jeopardy!" "ain't gonna call." "When will you wake up?" "Jeopardy!" "is gonna call." "It is mv destiny tlnat I triumpln magnificently on that show!" "I'll never do it wearing that stupid Inooclnie-mama dress vou bouglnt me. ... . ...which was obviouslv to cover up the fact tlnat you fucked up again!" "I'm gonna win." "I'm gonna get on that motherfucking slnow. ... . ...and win, because I am overflowing... ." ". ...witln more useless information tlnan any human being on this planet!" ""Who's James K ." "Polk?"" ""How manv moons are around Pluto?"" ""What's a quince?"" "It's a food, Billv, tlnat starts with tine letter Q. ... . ...and I got seven more!" "I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!" "Where are you going?" "Honey!" "Honey!" "Honev!" "Honey!" "Where are you going?" "You can't leave." ""What's a solar eclipse?" "Who's Marcel Cerdan?"" ""Where was tine hamburger invented at?"" "What are you doing?" "You can't Initchlnike." "Tlnis is L.A." "Go alnead!" "Billv!" "Go ahead, she's just crazv." "Go ahead." "Go on!" "Billv!" "Tlnese people are perverts." "Tlne carpet's on fire." "Oh, slnit." "Don't move, Inoney." "Put vour arm down." "Come on in Inere, honev." "Oh, slnit!" "Slnit!" "Honey, don't get in that truck!" "You can run, but you can't hide." "Tlne great Joe Louis said that." "Do vou believe tlnat?" "Time to take a little ride, Billy." "I'm telling vou, I lost tine money." "I swear to God, tlnere's no monev." "Tlnere's no monev!" "Goddamn it, Billv." "Tlne shave was working." "It was beautiful." "Nobodv would've known." "So why didn't vou go tlnrougln with tine fix?" "Tlne guv said I couldn't score." "Called me a Inonky fucker." "You are a Inonky fucker!" "But I can score, man." "We were the team." "You betrayed us." "Life is just a buncln of bad trades." "I swear to God, one week." "Where's your little girlfriend?" "Where is sine?" "I liked her." "Slne left me." "Oln, Billv." "Show Inim the fucking pictures." "I'm gonna slnow vou something." "Tlnis is what happens to people who don't come through." "You see these?" "Look at the Polaroids!" "Look at this guv!" "I swear to God, one week." "One week, tlnat's all vou get." "Maravich, my ass." "I got vour pistol right Inere." "You got one week, understand?" "I just came to get an Oki dog, babv." "Five dollar an hour!" "You're late." "I'm sorry." "I'll be right there." "I've been waiting for you." "I'm verv sorrv." "My wife and I decided on tine Spanish tile witln the mansard roof." "How unusual." "Thank you." "But I don't want to get a city building permit or anvtlning." "No problem." "I can go through the city or around it." "I can eliminate tine middleman or I can be Inim." "I'm offering tine full service:" "the roof, tine paint, tine plaster." "Well, my wife and I have decided on number 88." "Tlnank vou verv mucln." "Just write the check to Sidnev Deane." "Tlnat's D-E-A-N-E." "Sidney!" "$ 300 will get me started." "Sidney!" "Sidney!" "Hev, man." "How vou doing, buddy?" "I've got to talk to vou." "Tlnis is mv office." "I'm doing business." "Three hundred." "But it's reallv important." "Tlnank vou." "My regards to vour lovely wife." "We'll start on Tuesday." "I gotta talk to vou." "God bless vou!" "Goddamn it!" "What?" "I'm desperate, man." "You know, a man slnould never act desperate." "It's impractical." "And franklv, I find it ratlner uglv." "I'd ratlner look uglv and win..." "Slnut the fuck up." "Shut up." "Gloria left me." "I'm sorrv, man." "I don't know what to do or how, but I gotta get her back." "Oh, brother." "I got tlnis grave Inuman weakness." "A tinv little spot in my soul that actually likes you." "It's horrible to admit, but everybodv's got a cross to bear." "You're my damn cross." "What's that mean?" "It means tlnat I'm gonna Inelp you." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Don't kiss me, man." "I got no guarantees." "What are you gonna do?" "I got an idea." "But vou're gonna owe me." "Tlnat's what I'm talking about." "You're in my house, man." "What's up witln you?" "Oh, wlnat you want now?" "What vou want now, Pico?" "I don't need no pick for this clnump." "You readv?" "You call tlnat D?" "Wlnere you going?" "You call tlnat D?" "Where vou going?" "Who are vou?" "Tlnat's what I'm talking about." "Tlnis is mv Inouse, my house!" "Wlnere are vou going, man?" "I got a job, babv." "Robert, smootln." "Looking good." "Almost as good as me." "Yo, Billy." "Why don't vou take tlnat prize monev and buy new clothes?" "Let me ask vou something." "Tlney still film game shows at tine studio you work for?" "All tine game shows are done on mv lot." "Genius!" "She's been trving to get on tlnat lot for weeks." "Robert, can vou get Iner on?" "Nobodv gets on mv lot witlnout a pass." "Nobodv." "I take that shit seriouslv." "Robert, can vou do it for me?" "As a favor?" "Ballbreaker break your balls?" "She broke mv Ineart." "Hearts, balls. ...details." "Give me one reason why I slnould help." "I'll owe vou." "He'll owe vou." "Okav." "Tell you what:" "I'll give vou one slnot from tlnere." "You make it, I'll let your girlfriend on tine lot." "Miss it, I get vour car." "No problem." "Billy bov." "Tlnis is Ghana." "You, mv friend, are shooting for tine Sudan." "And a Inook shot." "And a Inook shot." "Don't look at me." "Look, it's tlneir court, tlneir rules." "You want me to punt it?" "Can I use mv right arm?" "This is Jeopardy!" "Entering the studio are our contestants:" "An English teacher from Spokane, Washington, Dr:" "Leonard Allen." "A former disco queen, originally from Brooklyn, New York, Gloria Clemente." "And our returning champion:.:" ".:.a rocket scientist from Pasadena, California, Richard Andrews." "And now, here is the host of Jeopardy!" ", Alex Trebek." "Tlnank vou, Jolnnnv Gilbert." "Welcome once again to our program." "In our last three shows... ." ". ...our champion, Riclnard Andrews, performed brilliantlv... ." ". ...averaging over $ 1 2,000 for eacln win." "Tlnat means that if our newcomers Leonard and Gloria Inope to win... ." ". ...tlney have a job ahead of tlnem." "So, contestants, good luck to vou." "Let's plav the first round." "In this round, tlnere will be one Daily Double in one of tlnese categories:" "" Medicine," "Superstition". ... . ..."Natural Disasters, " "Books of tine Bible" ... ." ". ..."Sports, " and finally. ... . ..."Foods That Start Witln the Letter Q."" "She knows seven foods that start witln Q." "Richard will begin." "Sports for 1 00." "First clue: "Tlne all-time leading rebounder in pro basketball history."" "Wilt Chamberlain." "Wlno is Babe Ruth?" "No, I'm sorry." "That is wrong." "Babe Rutln?" "Slne's not verv good at sports." "Correct." "Pick again." "I'll change subjects to Superstitions for 1 00." ""Make a wisln and break tlnis, the V-slnaped clavicle of a fowl."" "Wlnat is a wishbone?" "Right." "Now it's your turn to select." "National Disasters for 1 00." ""Tlnis volcano's eruption buried the city of Pompeii in 79 A.D."" "Gloria." "Wlnat is Mount 'suvius?" "I'd better get a ruling on that one." "Our judges sav that's close enough." "Go again." "Let's go with Foods That Start Witln the Letter Q, please." ""A game bird related to a partridge."" "Gloria." "Wlnat is a quail?" "Oh, man!" "Slne's into Iner shit now!" "Answer: "A custard pie often made with clneese and bacon."" "Wlnat is a quiclne?" "Yes." "Okav, Foods With Q for 300, please." ""A large, edible clam of tine Atlantic Coast."" "Wlnat is a qualnog?" "Right." "Okav, Foods witln Q for 400." "Tlne answer tlnere is tine Dailv Double!" "Gloria, you are leading with $ 21 00." "You're performing beautifully." "How much of that do you want to risk on vour knowledge of tlnis subject?" "All of it." ""According to legend, it's the Forbidden Fruit of tine Garden of Eden."" "Wlnat is a quince?" "Yes." "How'd she know that?" "How'd she know wlnat a quince was?" "To begin Double Jeopardy, Leonard, select first." "You could turn tlnings around." "Popes for 200, please." ""He was Pope when America's first Catlnolic president was inaugurated."" "Wlno was Jolnn X X III?" "Yes." "Popes for 400, Alex." ""His reign was the slnortest on record in..."" "Gloria again." "Wlno was Jolnn Paul I?" "Ruling Class for 800." "" 1 8tln-centurv czar wlno..."" "Wlno was Peter tine Great?" "Who was the Emperor Constantine?" "Wlno was King John?" "Yes, correct." "She's in tine zone!" "Wlno was victoriano Huerta?" "You are right." "Wlnat is a toadstool?" "Yes." "Wlnat is clnloroplnvll?" "Yes!" "Wlnat are spores?" "Right." "Wlnat is Australia?" "Right." "Wlnat is tine Outer Hebrides?" "Right." "Yes!" "Yealn!" "Gloria!" "Look, Billy, now listen to me." "Even if Gloria takes you back, wlnicln would be a miracle. ... . ...don't blow it." "All riglnt?" "Listen to Iner carefully." "Women know shit." "Even if you don't know what tine hell sine's talking about, just listen." "All riglnt." "I'm sorrv." "She doesn't want to see vou." "Hey!" "I said, sine doesn't want to see you!" "Jesus!" "It's locked." "Bitch." "It's okav." "Look, there's anotlner door." "You're on vour own." "And remember, vou owe me big." "All right, man." "All right?" "Honey." "Don't sav anything." "Just listen for a second." "I will never bring you water" "When you 're thirsting in our bed" "You know I understand dry mouthedness" "And I'll sympathize instead" "And if you take me back again" "I won 't be such a slob" "Let's screw." "Tell me the truth." "You didn't think Jeopardy!" "would call, did vou?" "I must confess I didn't." "Tlnat's why vou gotta trust me more." "You're right, as usual." "I know." "I've been tlninking about the future." "Me too." "Tlne future is like a wlnole new concept." "I mean, it's like, it's like. ... ." "I admit tine summer pro league Inasn't been knocking down mv door." "Tlnere comes a time in a man's life wlnen Ine must get on witln Inis life." "I want vou to take two tlnousand of my winnings." "Okav?" "I tlnink that's a bad idea." "No, it's a good idea." "I want vou to buv some new clothes." "Not for me." "I like vou the wav you are, but. ... . ...when vou go on job interviews, you gotta look good." "Job interviews?" "Yeah." "I want vou to aim high." "Well, I. ... ." "I want to aim Inigln, but I'm just nervous about taking vour monev again." "I'm afraid I might do sometlning stupid." "Take it." "I trust vou." "Tlney took everything." "I feel raped!" "Tlney took everything!" "Tlney wiped us out!" "Tlney took everything." "Tlney took our Tv, our stereo!" "Tlney took my baby's crib!" "I want to know wlnat kind of human being would steal a baby's crib?" "Where have vou been?" "Tlney took everything." "Wlno?" "Burglars." "Wlno do you tlnink?" "I feel raped." "Your TV, stereo, evervtlning's gone." "And tlney trashed tine place!" "Oh, look at tlnis Inere!" "I'll be goddamned!" "Baby, we'll get our stuff back." "You promised we'd leave tlnis Inelllnole." "And tlney took our $ 5000." "Wiped us out." "And I know somebody saw wlnat Inappened here." "You can't take tlnat kind of stuff and not see sometlning." "You didn't Inave to trash tine place." "Fuck me!" "I'm sorrv." "Okav?" "I'm sorrv." "I'm sorrv I lost it." "You don't Inave to apologize to me." "I want a job." "Okav." "All riglnt, you get a job." "And I'll figure out Inow to get us out of tlnis goddamn building." "All riglnt?" "If I can win $ 1 2,000 eacln week, riglnt?" "Times five, plus 20 for tine annual title." "Tlnat'll gives us... ." ". ...eightv grand." "We're rolling now." "I figure I can take some acting classes. ... . ...get on a soap, do a little television." "Be on the big screen in two vears." "You're made for the big screen." "Billv!" "Oln, it's Sidney." "Hey, Billy!" "I've been looking for vou." "I gotta talk to you." "Alone." "What is this, a maclno dick tlning?" "Come on, now." "Can I watcln?" "Don't worrv about me, babe!" "Billy, you got some monev?" "I got a little." "Why?" "King Farouk and Duck Johnson are back." "Tlney're working the courts downtown, cleaning up." "Tlne King and Duck?" "We can take them!" "We can take them, but it costs $ 2500 to get in." "I got two grand, man!" "I just got two grand!" "Good." "All riglnt, let's do tlnis." "Hold on." "You know what?" "I just got back togetlner witln Gloria." "She mav not like tlnis." "Tlnis monev could save my marriage." "I mean, with tlnis score, I could move in a week." "I don't tlnink sine's gonna go for it." "Just make her!" "Man, fuck tlnat, vou owe me." "Listen, I know I owe vou, man, but I..." "All riglnt, enough man-talk Inere." "What's up?" "Honev, vou are so beautiful." "Thank you." "Sometimes I don't realize Inow lucky I am." "You know something, Inoney?" "Tlnere's a big game downtown." "For money?" "No, no, no!" "Well. ... ." "Yeah, I mean, you know, a little bit." "Are you serious?" "You're thinking of playing with mv monev?" "Your monev?" "Honev, vou gave it to me." "To get a job!" "I promised Sidnev, honev." "You promised me!" "I promised you and I promised him!" "I owe you and I owe him!" "I'll give vou the winnings." "I don't care about tine money." "I don't need money!" "I don't want it!" "Wlnat do vou want?" "I want vou, vou son of a bitch!" "We can take these guvs." "Tlney're over-the-lnill." "Look, Billy, you gamble my money and we're through." "Honey, I promise vou, this is the last time." "Tlne last time?" "What, do vou two think I'm a fucking moron?" "What are you doing?" "You take me for an idiot?" "All riglnt." "All right." "I have a solution, okav?" "I will guarantee victory." "I've never offered that before." "I will guarantee victory." "I..." "We can guarantee victorv, huh?" "Yeah." "I love you, Billy." "Goodbye." "Honey!" "All riglnt, Inoney." "All riglnt, listen, if you don't want to watch. ... . ...tlnen we'll just meet up at tine hotel later." "We'll partv!" "We'll celebrate." "We're on a roll, honev!" "We're on a roll!" "Show them that fly shooting, Sidnev!" "Come on, Billv babv." "You got it." "You can dunk, babv!" "Come on, Duck!" "Watcln, watcln!" "Back door, back door!" "Plav some defense, Billv!" "Damn!" "Fuck!" "Get vour Inands up, okay?" "Come on, man!" "1 4-1 3." "Point game." "Point game!" "Time to put tine ball up." "Let's go!" "Come on with it, man!" "Hit him hard, man." "Let Inim know wlnat's happening." "Hey, you want to dance or play ball?" "Watcln it down low." "I got him." "Watch out!" "Gloria!" "Gloria?" "Honey!" "She's gone." "Oh, man!" "Oh, man!" "Now that's not right." "Tlnat's not riglnt." "Finally, I didn't lose the monev." "I doubled the monev." "But I still got it wrong." "How can tlnat be?" "She said some crazv slnit once." "She said, "Sometimes wlnen you win, you actually lose or tie."" ""But when vou tie, you actually win." Or some shit, vou know." ""You gotta extract something from an organic globule."" "Brotlner, I onlv Inave four words for you." ""Listen to the woman."" "What tine hell does that mean?" "I tried to listen to tine woman!" "You talked me out of it!" "I didn't have to talk for long." "I just gave you an option." "You shouldn't have listened to me." "Then why should I listen to you now?" "I'm giving vou advice." "So wlno do I listen to?" "You're a grown man." "Figure it out yourself." "Oh, slnit." "Tlne game is over, William." "Still hit the old jumper, Inuln?" "Where's the casin?" "Okav, Frankie." "Tlnat's enougln." "That's good for you guvs?" "We're set." "We can finally show our face again at Tipitina's." "Tlne Stucci brotlners are back!" "No hard feelings, Billy?" "It's all about respect." "You understand?" "Good." "I respect vou guys." "See you later." "Hey, man, you all riglnt?" "Gloria's not coming back." "Yeah, I know." "She's left me before, lots of times." "She'll get to the door, I'll talk fast and sine'll come back." "Or sine'll get out the door, be gone a couple of davs... ." ". ..." "I'll plav Iner a song or sometlning and, vou know, she'll come back." "But tlnis is it." "She's gone." "Mavbe you two are better off without each other." "Sidney, if I listen to the woman, do I Inave to agree with her too?" "No, you listen." "Tlnat's a good enough start." "I don't want to stress vou out." "I gotta get a job." "Can vou get me a job?" "You got any references?" "You." "You're gonna be all riglnt, Billy Ho." "You're starting to hear tine music." "I can Inear Jimi now?" "I didn't sav that." "You're Inearing the music." "You can't Inear Jimi." "Jimi ain't music?" "But you can't hear him." "See, vou can Inear..." "Forget it." "Don't diss Jimi." "You just learned that word." "How did you know vou put that pass up Inigln enough, I could slam it?" "Because even the sun shines on a dog's ass some davs." "On a dog's ass?" "Want to plav some one-on-one?" "Now don't start with no slnit." "Hitting one dunk don't mean you can plav." "Putting a cat in the oven don't make it a biscuit!" "Your mama is so stupid, it takes her 60..." "No, it takes Iner two Inours..." "Stop." "Hold on, I got some funny stuff Inere." "Yo, brotlners!" "How you doing, guv?" "You dropped a 20 on tlnem?" "Of course I dropped a 20." "If I don't take care of my brotlners, wlno will?" "I'll bet you 20 on tlnis game between us." "No, I'm not plaving you." "You're not?" "No, you misunderstand." "You play uglv and still lose." "You calling me ugly?" "Your mama did!" "I got a right to!" "Subtitles by Gelula/SDI" "[ENGLISH]"