"There's a place called Penguin island" "In the cold Antarctic Sea" "Where there's 50 million penguins" "In a penguin colony" "Every penguin likes to gadabout" "They're always on the go" "And they live and love and fight and walk" "Just like some folks I know" "For the penguin is a very funny creature" "After seeing one, I know you can't deny" "That there's nothing so peculiar as a penguin" "unless it's you and I" "little penguin maids are charming" "And the facts all indicate" "That they'II fuss about for hours" "Getting ready for a date" "Though the penguin boys sometimes look dumb" "They're mighty hard to beat" "For they know that love is bound to grow lf given lots to eat" "For the penguin is a very funny creature" "After seeing one, I know you can't deny" "That there's nothing so peculiar as a penguin" "unless it's you and I" "When a pair of penguins marry" "Their hearts are filled with bliss" "And they bill and coo together" "As they cuddle close and kiss" "They both swear that their love will be" "eternal and complete" "And they promise always to be true" "And never, ever cheat" "But the..." "Penguin is a very funny creature" "After seeing one, I know you can't deny" "That there's nothing so peculiar as a penguin" "unless it's you and I"