"[ SILENCE ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "JESUSPROBABLYHADABIG PENIS." "YEAH." "PENIS." "YEAH." "SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE" "YEAH." "SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE CHRISTIAN OF US " " GOOD GIRLS OF" "SO, I THINK IT WOULD ONLY BE CHRISTIAN OF US " " GOOD GIRLS OF US " " TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH" "CHRISTIAN OF US " " GOOD GIRLS OF US " " TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH PENISES LIKE JESUS." "US " " TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS WITH PENISES LIKE JESUS." "ABSOLUTELY." "PENISES LIKE JESUS." "ABSOLUTELY." "ITHINKSO ." "ABSOLUTELY." "ITHINKSO ." "WE" "WESHOULDPROBABLYGO" "ITHINKSO ." "WE" "WESHOULDPROBABLYGO FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS." "WE" "WESHOULDPROBABLYGO FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS." "OH,YEAH." "OH ,GOD." "FOR GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JESUS." "OH,YEAH." "OH ,GOD." "THOSEGUYSDO NOTLOOKLIKE" "OH,YEAH." "OH ,GOD." "THOSEGUYSDO NOTLOOKLIKE  JESUS." "THOSEGUYSDO NOTLOOKLIKE  JESUS." "SO,I SAW"STARWARS."" "JESUS." "SO,I SAW"STARWARS." YEAH?" "HOWIS IT ?" "SO,I SAW"STARWARS." YEAH?" "HOWIS IT ?" "TERRIBLE." "YEAH?" "HOWIS IT ?" "TERRIBLE." "OH,YEAH?" "TERRIBLE." "OH,YEAH?" "YEAH." "OH,YEAH?" "YEAH." "YEAH,ITLOOKSLAME." "YEAH." "YEAH,ITLOOKSLAME." "IT'SGONNABOMB." "YEAH,ITLOOKSLAME." "IT'SGONNABOMB." "THEBIBLETELLSMETOBE" "IT'SGONNABOMB." "THEBIBLETELLSMETOBE  RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN." "THEBIBLETELLSMETOBE  RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN." "I'VEGOTTENALOT OFSLICE" "RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN." "I'VEGOTTENALOT OFSLICE THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT?" "I'VEGOTTENALOT OFSLICE THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT?" "[CHUCKLES]" "THIS WHOLE CAMP, ALL RIGHT?" "[CHUCKLES] HI, FATHER BOBBINGS." "[CHUCKLES] HI, FATHER BOBBINGS." "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT" "HI, FATHER BOBBINGS." "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ELLEN BARRETT?" "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ELLEN BARRETT?" "WOW." "ELLEN BARRETT?" "WOW." "A WOMAN ORDAINED." "WOW." "A WOMAN ORDAINED." "HEWASTHEKINGOF" "A WOMAN ORDAINED." "HEWASTHEKINGOF ROCK 'N' ROLL." "HEWASTHEKINGOF ROCK 'N' ROLL." "I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM" "ROCK 'N' ROLL." "I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM NEXT WEEK." "I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HIM NEXT WEEK." "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE." "NEXT WEEK." "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE." "I'MNOTSUREIFIT'S THEWANG" "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE." "I'MNOTSUREIFIT'S THEWANG OR THE..." "UNDERGARDEN." "I'MNOTSUREIFIT'S THEWANG OR THE..." "UNDERGARDEN." "OH,YEAH." "IDON 'TKNOW." "YEAH ." "OR THE..." "UNDERGARDEN." "OH,YEAH." "IDON 'TKNOW." "YEAH ." "'CAUSETHERE'SABULGE." "OH,YEAH." "IDON 'TKNOW." "YEAH ." "'CAUSETHERE'SABULGE." "THERE'SSOMETHINGGOINGON" "'CAUSETHERE'SABULGE." "THERE'SSOMETHINGGOINGON THERE." "THERE'SSOMETHINGGOINGON THERE." "I'M SO EXCITED." "THERE." "I'M SO EXCITED." "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOUGUYS" "I'M SO EXCITED." "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOUGUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON" "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOUGUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON PORKING THE..." "OUT OF BAMBI OUT" "ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I PLAN ON PORKING THE..." "OUT OF BAMBI OUT THERE." "PORKING THE..." "OUT OF BAMBI OUT THERE." "ANDI PLANON BEINGBALLS" "THERE." "ANDI PLANON BEINGBALLS DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00." "ANDI PLANON BEINGBALLS DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00." "...GUYS,LANGUAGE!" "DEEP IN BETTY BEFORE 10:00." "...GUYS,LANGUAGE!" "...NERDSARECRAZY." "...GUYS,LANGUAGE!" "...NERDSARECRAZY." "OH,YEAH?" "...NERDSARECRAZY." "OH,YEAH?" "LOOKATTHESEGUYS." "OH,YEAH?" "LOOKATTHESEGUYS." "YEAH..." "NUT?" "LOOKATTHESEGUYS." "YEAH..." "NUT?" "WHATDOYOUTHINKYOUHAVE" "YEAH..." "NUT?" "WHATDOYOUTHINKYOUHAVE THERE, SON?" "WHATDOYOUTHINKYOUHAVE THERE, SON?" "THISISGRADE-AGENUINE" "THERE, SON?" "THISISGRADE-AGENUINE SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN." "THISISGRADE-AGENUINE SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN." "...LETMESEETHAT." "SPANISH FLY, GENTLEMEN." "...LETMESEETHAT." "IT'SREAL." "...LETMESEETHAT." "IT'SREAL." "COMEON." "IT'SREAL." "COMEON." "WELL,WHERE'DYOUGET IT?" "COMEON." "WELL,WHERE'DYOUGET IT?" "MYBROTHERGOTITFORMEWHEN" "WELL,WHERE'DYOUGET IT?" "MYBROTHERGOTITFORMEWHEN HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO." "MYBROTHERGOTITFORMEWHEN HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO." "OH,REALLY?" "HE WAS DOWN IN MEXICO." "OH,REALLY?" "YEAH,MAN." "OH,REALLY?" "YEAH,MAN." "THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE" "YEAH,MAN." "THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE OF "MEHICO."" "THESE ARE FROM THE GREAT STATE OF "MEHICO." YOUYOUNGMENARE FULLOF..." "OF "MEHICO." YOUYOUNGMENARE FULLOF..." "BROTHERBEAU,LANGUAGE." "YOUYOUNGMENARE FULLOF..." "BROTHERBEAU,LANGUAGE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "BROTHERBEAU,LANGUAGE." "[ CHUCKLES ] INEVEREVENLISTENEDTO" "[ CHUCKLES ] INEVEREVENLISTENEDTO ELVIS." "INEVEREVENLISTENEDTO ELVIS." "PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG" "ELVIS." "PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG ADDICT, ANYWAY?" "PLUS, WASN'T HE A BIG FAT DRUG ADDICT, ANYWAY?" "NO WONDER HE'S DEAD." "ADDICT, ANYWAY?" "NO WONDER HE'S DEAD." "[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]" "NO WONDER HE'S DEAD." "[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] YOULITTLE..." "[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] YOULITTLE..." "WHATDIDYOUSAY ?" "YOULITTLE..." "WHATDIDYOUSAY ?" "YOUAREGOINGTOBURN IN..." "WHAT?" "THEPOORMANHAD ANEATING DISORDER, THAT'S ALL." "THEPOORMANHAD ANEATING DISORDER, THAT'S ALL." "[SNIFFLES]" "DISORDER, THAT'S ALL." "[SNIFFLES] GOD..." "[SNIFFLES] GOD..." "[EXHALESSHARPLY]" "GOD..." "[EXHALESSHARPLY] [ SNIFFLES ]" "[EXHALESSHARPLY] [ SNIFFLES ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ SNIFFLES ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ WHIMPERS ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ WHIMPERS ] [ Crying ] FATHER?" "[ WHIMPERS ] [ Crying ] FATHER?" "I'M SORRY!" "[ Crying ] FATHER?" "I'M SORRY!" "LOOKSLIKESCHOOL'SIN" "I'M SORRY!" "LOOKSLIKESCHOOL'SIN SESSION, BOYS." "LOOKSLIKESCHOOL'SIN SESSION, BOYS." "GOGETTHEM,IGUESS." "SESSION, BOYS." "GOGETTHEM,IGUESS." "LOSERS." "GOGETTHEM,IGUESS." "LOSERS." "WE'LLSEE." "LOSERS." "WE'LLSEE." "[Laughing]LOOKATTHIS" "WE'LLSEE." "[Laughing]LOOKATTHIS GUY." "[Laughing]LOOKATTHIS GUY." "BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA." "GUY." "BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "BRUSH YOUR TEETH, FELLA." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOUGOTTO REALLYWORKFOR" "[ LAUGHTER ] YOUGOTTO REALLYWORKFOR THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS." "YOUGOTTO REALLYWORKFOR THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS." "SMELLTHATJIZZ." "THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS." "SMELLTHATJIZZ." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "SMELLTHATJIZZ." "[ DOOR OPENS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ DOOR OPENS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [SIGHS]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [SIGHS] WHAT'STHEPROBLEM," "[SIGHS] WHAT'STHEPROBLEM, FATHER BOBBINGS?" "WHAT'STHEPROBLEM, FATHER BOBBINGS?" "THESEKIDS" " THEYDON 'T" "FATHER BOBBINGS?" "THESEKIDS" " THEYDON 'T RESPECT ANYTHING." "THESEKIDS" " THEYDON 'T RESPECT ANYTHING." "[EXHALESSHARPLY]" "RESPECT ANYTHING." "[EXHALESSHARPLY] YEAH, I KNOW." "[EXHALESSHARPLY] YEAH, I KNOW." "CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT?" "YEAH, I KNOW." "CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT?" "HMM?" "CAN I GET A SIP OF THAT?" "HMM?" "OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." "HMM?" "OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." "GIVEMEATASTE." "OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." "GIVEMEATASTE." "SPLASHA LITTLELOVEIN" "GIVEMEATASTE." "SPLASHA LITTLELOVEIN THERE." "SPLASHA LITTLELOVEIN THERE." "WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS" "THERE." "WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR" "WE DON'T WANT THESE BROADS THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH?" "THINKING THEY GOT NAKED ON THEIR OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OWN IN THE MORNING, HUH?" "[ CHUCKLES ] OOH." "[ CHUCKLES ] OOH." "OOOOH." "OOH." "OOOOH." "...DIDYOUBRINGENOUGH?" "OOOOH." "...DIDYOUBRINGENOUGH?" "[CHUCKLES] ...DIDYOUBRINGENOUGH?" "[CHUCKLES] JUST EXCITED." "[CHUCKLES] JUST EXCITED." "YEAH,METOO." "JUST EXCITED." "YEAH,METOO." "THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE..." "YEAH,METOO." "THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE..." "HORNY." "THIS IS GONNA MAKE THESE..." "HORNY." "SYLVESTERSTALLONEIS THE" "HORNY." "SYLVESTERSTALLONEIS THE CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGHT" "SYLVESTERSTALLONEIS THE CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGHT NOW." "CUTEST ACTOR OUT THERE RIGHT NOW." "I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT." "NOW." "I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT." "YEAH." "I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S SHORT." "YEAH." "BUTI BETHE HASAREALLY" "YEAH." "BUTI BETHE HASAREALLY LONG CANNOLI." "BUTI BETHE HASAREALLY LONG CANNOLI." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "LONG CANNOLI." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] TOTALLY." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] TOTALLY." "I'LLTAKETHAT." "TOTALLY." "I'LLTAKETHAT." "AH!" "I'LLTAKETHAT." "AH!" "HI,CHAZZ." "AH!" "HI,CHAZZ." "SCRAM,WILLYOU?" "HI,CHAZZ." "SCRAM,WILLYOU?" "I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE." "SCRAM,WILLYOU?" "I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE." "BUTI - " "I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE." "BUTI - - ISAIDSCRAM,GOD ..." "IT!" "BUTI - - ISAIDSCRAM,GOD ..." "IT!" "[LAUGHTER]" "ISAIDSCRAM,GOD ..." "IT!" "[LAUGHTER] YEAH,I JUSTSAW" "[LAUGHTER] YEAH,I JUSTSAW "SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I" "YEAH,I JUSTSAW "SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE" ""SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT," AND I THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE HOTTEST." "THINK BURT REYNOLDS IS THE HOTTEST." "ISAWTHAT,TOO ." "HOTTEST." "ISAWTHAT,TOO ." "YEAH." "ISAWTHAT,TOO ." "YEAH." "ANDI REALLYLOVEHIS" "YEAH." "ANDI REALLYLOVEHIS  MUSTACHE." "ANDI REALLYLOVEHIS  MUSTACHE." "I WOULD..." "HIS BRAINS " "MUSTACHE." "I WOULD..." "HIS BRAINS -- LADIES." "I WOULD..." "HIS BRAINS -- LADIES." "OOH!" "LADIES." "OOH!" "SOMEVERYSPECIALDRINKSFOR" "OOH!" "SOMEVERYSPECIALDRINKSFOR A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES." "SOMEVERYSPECIALDRINKSFOR A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES." "MMM." "A COUPLE OF VERY SPECIAL LADIES." "MMM." "THANKYOU." "MMM." "THANKYOU." "SURE." "THANKYOU." "SURE." "THANKYOU." "SURE." "THANKYOU." "HEY,UH,DON'TWORRY,DWAYNE." "THANKYOU." "HEY,UH,DON'TWORRY,DWAYNE." "WE LEFT ONE IN THERE FOR YOU." "HEY,UH,DON'TWORRY,DWAYNE." "WE LEFT ONE IN THERE FOR YOU." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "UNBELIEVABLE." "SOMEONE OUGHT TO KILL THOSE GUYS." "SOMEONE OUGHT TO KILL THOSE GUYS." "CUTOFFTHEIR" "GUYS." "CUTOFFTHEIR-- PAYBACKSARE..." "CHAZZ." "CUTOFFTHEIR-- PAYBACKSARE..." "CHAZZ." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "PAYBACKSARE..." "CHAZZ." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ LAUGHTER ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ LAUGHTER ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ TWIGS SNAPPING ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ TWIGS SNAPPING ] I'MFINE." "[ TWIGS SNAPPING ] I'MFINE." "IT'SFINE." "I'MFINE." "IT'SFINE." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]" "IT'SFINE." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ] OW." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ] OW." "MNH." "OW." "MNH." "IT'SFINE." "MNH." "IT'SFINE." "DO YOU " " DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM?" "IT'SFINE." "DO YOU " " DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM?" "YEAH." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "DO YOU " " DO YOU HAVE ANY GUM?" "YEAH." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "ISITIN YOURMOUTH?" "YEAH." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "ISITIN YOURMOUTH?" "YEAH." "ISITIN YOURMOUTH?" "YEAH." "OKAY." "YEAH." "OKAY." "THATISFAROUT ,MAN ." "OKAY." "THATISFAROUT ,MAN ." "OH,MYGOD." "THATISFAROUT ,MAN ." "OH,MYGOD." "OH,YES." "OH,MYGOD." "OH,YES." "MMM." "OH,YES." "MMM." "SAVESOMEFORUS, HUH ?" "MMM." "SAVESOMEFORUS, HUH ?" "BREAK IT UP THERE " " OHH." "SAVESOMEFORUS, HUH ?" "BREAK IT UP THERE " " OHH." "SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI." "BREAK IT UP THERE " " OHH." "SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI." "[GIGGLES]" "SORRY, BUT I GOT TO TAKE BAMBI." "[GIGGLES] YOU'RECOMINGWITHME." "[GIGGLES] YOU'RECOMINGWITHME." "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH" "YOU'RECOMINGWITHME." "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH HER." "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH HER." "I'M TAKING BAMBI." "HER." "I'M TAKING BAMBI." "CHAZZ!" "I'M TAKING BAMBI." "CHAZZ!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "CHAZZ!" "[ LAUGHTER ] SO..." "[ LAUGHTER ] SO..." "SO..." "SO..." "SO..." "THERETHEYGO ." "SO..." "THERETHEYGO ." "YEAH." "THERETHEYGO ." "YEAH." "BETTY,I WANTTO DO YOU." "YEAH." "BETTY,I WANTTO DO YOU." "LET'S GO." "BETTY,I WANTTO DO YOU." "LET'S GO." "OKAY." "LET'S GO." "OKAY." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "OKAY." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] WHOA!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ] WHOA!" "SMOKETHISANDGET HIGHHERE ." "[ KNIFE PLUNGES ]" "GOD..." "THESEUSELESSPUNK KIDS." "OHH!" "KIDS." "OHH!" "AAH!" "OHH!" "AAH!" "OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE" "AAH!" "OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T." "OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T." "[ GASPS ] DON'T." "DON'T." "[ GASPS ] DON'T." "PLEASE DON'T." "[ GASPS ] DON'T." "PLEASE DON'T." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "PLEASE DON'T." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ KNIFE PLUNGES ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ KNIFE PLUNGES ] AAH!" "[ KNIFE PLUNGES ] AAH!" "[ GASPING ]" "[GIGGLES] HEREWEGO ." "OW!" "CHAZZ!" "HEREWEGO ." "OW!" "CHAZZ!" "[GRUNTS]" "OW!" "CHAZZ!" "[GRUNTS] OH,MYGOD." "[GRUNTS] OH,MYGOD." "NO, STOP." "OH,MYGOD." "NO, STOP." "IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE." "NO, STOP." "IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE." "OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ " "IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE." "OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ -- I'LLMAKEYOUWARM." "OH, CHAZZ, CHAZZ -- I'LLMAKEYOUWARM." "IT'SFREEZINGOUTHERE." "I'LLMAKEYOUWARM." "IT'SFREEZINGOUTHERE." "THERE'S SO MANY BUGS." "IT'SFREEZINGOUTHERE." "THERE'S SO MANY BUGS." "THERE'S SO MANY BUGS." "THERE'S SO MANY BUGS." "THERE'S SO MANY BUGS." "DON'TWORRYABOUTTHE BUGS." "THERE'S SO MANY BUGS." "DON'TWORRYABOUTTHE BUGS." "I'MGETTINGALLBIT UP." "DON'TWORRYABOUTTHE BUGS." "I'MGETTINGALLBIT UP." "CHAZZ " " CHAZZ, IF YOU WANT" "I'MGETTINGALLBIT UP." "CHAZZ " " CHAZZ, IF YOU WANT TO..." "ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE" "CHAZZ " " CHAZZ, IF YOU WANT TO..." "ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE CABIN." "TO..." "ME, TAKE ME BACK TO THE CABIN." "I'MTAKINGYOUBACKTOTHE" "CABIN." "I'MTAKINGYOUBACKTOTHE CABIN." "I'MTAKINGYOUBACKTOTHE CABIN." "[GIGGLES]" "CABIN." "[GIGGLES] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[GASPING]" "Both:" "WHOA." "THEREITIS ." "[CHUCKLES]IT'SOKAY ." "THEREITIS ." "[CHUCKLES]IT'SOKAY ." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "[CHUCKLES]IT'SOKAY ." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] ...THEROOM." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] ...THEROOM." "WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME ...THEROOM." "WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME RIGHT HERE?" "WHY AREN'T YOU JUST HAMMERING ME RIGHT HERE?" "MMM." "RIGHT HERE?" "MMM." "YEAH." "MMM." "YEAH." "[LAUGHS]" "YEAH." "[LAUGHS] YOU ARE A GOOD MAN." "[LAUGHS] YOU ARE A GOOD MAN." "[ LAUGHS ]" "YOU ARE A GOOD MAN." "[ LAUGHS ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ]" "[ LAUGHS ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] WHATAREYOUDOING,TAKINGA" "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] WHATAREYOUDOING,TAKINGA PICTURE?" "WHATAREYOUDOING,TAKINGA PICTURE?" "COME ON." "PICTURE?" "COME ON." "OH,CANI?" "COME ON." "OH,CANI?" "OH, YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC." "OH,CANI?" "OH, YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OH, YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC." "[ CHUCKLES ] NO, FORGET IT." "FORGET IT." "[ CHUCKLES ] NO, FORGET IT." "FORGET IT." "UH..." "NO, FORGET IT." "FORGET IT." "UH..." "BACKDOOR'SALWAYSOPEN" "UH..." "BACKDOOR'SALWAYSOPEN FOR JESUS, BABY." "BACKDOOR'SALWAYSOPEN FOR JESUS, BABY." "OW!" "FOR JESUS, BABY." "OW!" "[LAUGHS]" "OW!" "[LAUGHS] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[LAUGHS] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] AAH." "AAH." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] AAH." "AAH." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "AAH." "AAH." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHATNOW?" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHATNOW?" "OH..." "WHATNOW?" "OH..." "UH, NOTHING." "OH..." "UH, NOTHING." "WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT." "UH, NOTHING." "WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT." "STAY JUST LIKE THAT." "WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT." "STAY JUST LIKE THAT." "WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT." "STAY JUST LIKE THAT." "WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT." "[SIGHS]" "WAIT RIGHT HERE, JUST LIKE THAT." "[SIGHS] YOU KI" " GOD, I..." "HATE MEN." "[SIGHS] YOU KI" " GOD, I..." "HATE MEN." "♪WELL,IF THEDEVILDON'T" "YOU KI" " GOD, I..." "HATE MEN." "♪WELL,IF THEDEVILDON'T LIKE IT ♪" "♪WELL,IF THEDEVILDON'T LIKE IT ♪ ♪ HE BETTER NOT COME BACK" "LIKE IT ♪ ♪ HE BETTER NOT COME BACK ♪ IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO" "♪ HE BETTER NOT COME BACK ♪ IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO ♪ HE BETTER LICK MY NUTSACK" "♪ IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO ♪ HE BETTER LICK MY NUTSACK ♪ IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE IT" "♪ HE BETTER LICK MY NUTSACK ♪ IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE IT ♪ HE BETTER NOT COME BACK" "♪ IF THE DEVIL DON'T LIKE IT ♪ HE BETTER NOT COME BACK ♪ IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO" "♪ HE BETTER NOT COME BACK ♪ IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO ♪ HE BETTER LICK MY NUT" "♪ IF HE DON'T LIKE THAT, NO ♪ HE BETTER LICK MY NUT [MOANS]" "♪ HE BETTER LICK MY NUT [MOANS] ♪NUTSACK" "[MOANS] ♪NUTSACK [ PEOPLE MOANING ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] OKAY." "OH..." "OKAY." "OKAY." "OH..." "OKAY." "OKAY, FOCUS." "OH..." "OKAY." "OKAY, FOCUS." "FOCUS." "OKAY, FOCUS." "FOCUS." "HERE WE GO." "FOCUS." "HERE WE GO." "UNH." "HERE WE GO." "UNH." "UH, OKAY, UH..." "UNH." "UH, OKAY, UH..." "UH, FARRAH FAWCETT." "UH, OKAY, UH..." "UH, FARRAH FAWCETT." "[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]" "UH, FARRAH FAWCETT." "[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "UH, CARRIE FISHER." "OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "UH, CARRIE FISHER." "CARRIE FISHER." "UH, CARRIE FISHER." "CARRIE FISHER." "NO." "CARRIE FISHER." "NO." "SHELLEY DUVALL." "NO." "SHELLEY DUVALL." "OH, YES." "SHELLEY DUVALL." "OH, YES." "OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL." "OH, YES." "OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL." "OOH." "OH, YES, SHELLEY DUVALL." "OOH." "OH, NASTY." "OOH." "OH, NASTY." "OH, SHELLEY." "OH, NASTY." "OH, SHELLEY." "[ MOANS ]" "OH, SHELLEY." "[ MOANS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ MOANS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OKAY." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OKAY." "OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD." "OKAY." "OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GOOD." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "I'M BACK." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "I'M BACK." "LOOK OUT, BABY." "I'M BACK." "LOOK OUT, BABY." "I'M BACK." "LOOK OUT, BABY." "I'M BACK." "[ BOTH MOANING ]" "I'M BACK." "[ BOTH MOANING ] OH,YEAH,CHAZZ." "[ BOTH MOANING ] OH,YEAH,CHAZZ." "OH..." "UNH!" "OH,YEAH,CHAZZ." "OH..." "UNH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH..." "UNH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OOH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OOH!" "OH, YEAH!" "MNH!" "OH!" "OOH!" "OH, YEAH!" "MNH!" "OH!" "OH..." "MNH!" "OH!" "OH..." "[ BOTH MOANING ]" "OH..." "[ BOTH MOANING ] YEAH!" "[ BOTH MOANING ] YEAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "YEAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH, GIVE IT TO ME, CHAZZ!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH, GIVE IT TO ME, CHAZZ!" "GIVE IT TO ME!" "OH, GIVE IT TO ME, CHAZZ!" "GIVE IT TO ME!" "OH, YEAH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "GIVE IT TO ME!" "OH, YEAH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "[ LAUGHS ] OH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "[ LAUGHS ] OH!" "WHOO!" "[ LAUGHS ] OH!" "WHOO!" "[ BOTH MOANING ]" "WHOO!" "[ BOTH MOANING ] [ BOTH GRUNTING ]" "[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "THAT WAS GREAT, CHAZZ." "IKNOW." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]" "IKNOW." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] I GOT TO TAKE A DUMP" "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] I GOT TO TAKE A DUMP [GROANINGLIGHTLY]" "FATHERBOBBINGS?" "AGAIN?" "AAH!" "AGAIN?" "AAH!" "[ SCREAMING ]" "[GRUNTS] [ FARTING ] [ GRUNTING, FARTING ]" "[ WATER SPLASHING ] [ FARTING CONTINUES ]" "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ]" "[ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] OH..." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] OH..." "GOD..." "IT." "OH..." "GOD..." "IT." "BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA" "GOD..." "IT." "BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH." "BAMBI, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH." "BAMBI?" "HAVE TO LICK MY RUSTY STARFISH." "BAMBI?" "WHAT'S WITH THE MASK?" "BAMBI?" "WHAT'S WITH THE MASK?" "WAIT." "WHAT'S WITH THE MASK?" "WAIT." "AAH!" "OHH!" "WAIT." "AAH!" "OHH!" "OH, GOD!" "AAH!" "OHH!" "OH, GOD!" "[ SCREAMING ]" "OH, GOD!" "[ SCREAMING ] [ KNIFE PLUNGING ]" "[ SCREAMING ] [ KNIFE PLUNGING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]OKAY ." "[ KNIFE PLUNGING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]OKAY ." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]OKAY ." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "I'M BACK, BABY." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "I'M BACK, BABY." "OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY" "I'M BACK, BABY." "OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY DID NOT MOVE." "OH, GROOVY, YOU, UH, LITERALLY DID NOT MOVE." "I LIKE IT." "DID NOT MOVE." "I LIKE IT." "UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET" "I LIKE IT." "UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET THESE DOWN." "UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET THESE DOWN." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "THESE DOWN." "[ CHUCKLES ] NICE." "[ CHUCKLES ] NICE." "ALL RIGHT." "NICE." "ALL RIGHT." "HERE WE GO." "ALL RIGHT." "HERE WE GO." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]" "HERE WE GO." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] OOH, MAMA." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] OOH, MAMA." "OOH, YEAH." "OOH, MAMA." "OOH, YEAH." "OOH." "OOH, YEAH." "OOH." "OH, MY GOD." "OOH." "OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE..." "HAVE I DONE?" "OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE..." "HAVE I DONE?" "[ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE..." "HAVE I DONE?" "[ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD." "[ WHIMPERING ]" "[ Voice breaking ] OH, MY GOD." "[ WHIMPERING ] OH, MY GOD." "[ WHIMPERING ] OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE...?" "OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE...?" "OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE...?" "OH, MY GOD." "OH, GOD " "OH, MY GOD." "OH, GOD -- [ KNIFE SLICES ]" "OH, GOD -- [ KNIFE SLICES ] [ GASPING ]" "[ KNIFE SLICES ] [ GASPING ] [ SPITTING ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] CHAZZ?" "[ GLASS BREAKING ] CHAZZ?" "CHAZZ?" "AAH!" "AAH!" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ]" "UGH!" "♪OH,I'M ♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪" "♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE" "JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH" "♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪" "♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED" "JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ♪ THE FIRST TIME I MET JESUS" "♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ♪ THE FIRST TIME I MET JESUS ♪ I WAS A SLAVE TO SIN" "♪ THE FIRST TIME I MET JESUS ♪ I WAS A SLAVE TO SIN ♪ BUT NOW I'M FREE FOREVER" "♪ I WAS A SLAVE TO SIN ♪ BUT NOW I'M FREE FOREVER 'CAUSE I LET MY SAVIOR IN ♪" "♪ BUT NOW I'M FREE FOREVER 'CAUSE I LET MY SAVIOR IN ♪ ♪YES" "'CAUSE I LET MY SAVIOR IN ♪ ♪YES ♪ ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH" "♪YES ♪ ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪" "♪ ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE" "JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH" "♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪" "♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED" "JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ♪ JESUS, JESUS, JESUS" "♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ♪ JESUS, JESUS, JESUS ♪ I KNOW WE'LL NEVER PART" "♪ JESUS, JESUS, JESUS ♪ I KNOW WE'LL NEVER PART ♪ WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER" "♪ I KNOW WE'LL NEVER PART ♪ WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN MY" "♪ WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN MY HEART ♪" "'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN MY HEART ♪ ♪OH" "HEART ♪ ♪OH ♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH" "♪OH ♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪" "♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE" "JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH" "♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪" "♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED" "JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, JESUS" "♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, JESUS ♪ YOU SET ASIDE OUR PRIDE" "♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, JESUS ♪ YOU SET ASIDE OUR PRIDE ♪ AND NOW I KNOW WE'LL ALWAYS" "♪ YOU SET ASIDE OUR PRIDE ♪ AND NOW I KNOW WE'LL ALWAYS ♪ BE YOUR BLUSHING BRIDE" "♪ AND NOW I KNOW WE'LL ALWAYS ♪ BE YOUR BLUSHING BRIDE ♪OH" "♪ BE YOUR BLUSHING BRIDE ♪OH ♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH" "♪OH ♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪" "♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE" "JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH" "♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪" "♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED" "JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ONEMORETIME!" "♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED ONEMORETIME!" "♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH" "ONEMORETIME!" "♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪" "♪ROLLINGDOWNTHE ROADWITH  JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE" "JESUS ♪ ♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH" "♪ WITH JESUS BY MY SIDE ♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪" "♪ I'M ROLLING DOWN THE ROAD WITH JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED" "JESUS ♪ ♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED HOLYROLLING!" "YEAH!" "♪ I'M JESUS-SATISFIED HOLYROLLING!" "YEAH!" "WELOVEYOU,JESUS!" "HOLYROLLING!" "YEAH!" "WELOVEYOU,JESUS!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WELOVEYOU,JESUS!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] JESUS'FATHER'SCOMING!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] JESUS'FATHER'SCOMING!" "YAY,JESUS!" "JESUS'FATHER'SCOMING!" "YAY,JESUS!" "[ GUITAR CHORD PLAYS ]" "YAY,JESUS!" "[ GUITAR CHORD PLAYS ] [CHUCKLES]" "[ GUITAR CHORD PLAYS ] [CHUCKLES] OH, YEAH." "[CHUCKLES] OH, YEAH." "[ SIGHS ]" "OH, YEAH." "[ SIGHS ] [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] AHH." "YOU SMELL THAT, TIMMY?" "[ BREATHING DEEPLY ] AHH." "YOU SMELL THAT, TIMMY?" "THAT'S GOOD, FRESH COUNTRY AIR." "AHH." "YOU SMELL THAT, TIMMY?" "THAT'S GOOD, FRESH COUNTRY AIR." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "THAT'S GOOD, FRESH COUNTRY AIR." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] REALLY?" "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] REALLY?" "ALL I SMELL IS COW POOP." "REALLY?" "ALL I SMELL IS COW POOP." "[SNIFFS]" "ALL I SMELL IS COW POOP." "[SNIFFS] FAIR ENOUGH." "[SNIFFS] FAIR ENOUGH." "COME ON, KID." "FAIR ENOUGH." "COME ON, KID." "NEEDA HAND,BRITTANY?" "COME ON, KID." "NEEDA HAND,BRITTANY?" "IGOTIT COVERED,BROTHER" "NEEDA HAND,BRITTANY?" "IGOTIT COVERED,BROTHER ZEKE." "IGOTIT COVERED,BROTHER ZEKE." "OH!" "ZEKE." "OH!" "DID YOU HEAR THAT, BROTHER ZEKE?" "OH!" "DID YOU HEAR THAT, BROTHER ZEKE?" "SHE GOT IT COVERED." "DID YOU HEAR THAT, BROTHER ZEKE?" "SHE GOT IT COVERED." "YEAH,YOUGOTITCOVERED,YOU" "SHE GOT IT COVERED." "YEAH,YOUGOTITCOVERED,YOU AND YOUR LITTLE HONKY..." "AH." "SPEND YOUR MONEY WISELY, TIMMY." "I SURE WILL, FATHER." "SPEND YOUR MONEY WISELY, TIMMY." "I SURE WILL, FATHER." "ALLRIGHT." "I SURE WILL, FATHER." "ALLRIGHT." "OOH,COOLSTUFF." "ALLRIGHT." "OOH,COOLSTUFF." "AH." "OOH,COOLSTUFF." "AH." "[ DOOR CREAKS ]" "AH." "[ DOOR CREAKS ] COME ON IN, KIDS." "[ DOOR CREAKS ] COME ON IN, KIDS." "YEAH." "COME ON IN, KIDS." "YEAH." "THERE WE GO." "YEAH." "YEAH." "THERE WE GO." "YEAH." "THAT'S IT." "THERE WE GO." "YEAH." "THAT'S IT." "MILLIE." "THAT'S IT." "MILLIE." "[GASPS]" "MILLIE." "[GASPS] [ DOOR CLOSES ]" "[GASPS] [ DOOR CLOSES ] UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FATHER?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FATHER?" "I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE VAN." "UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FATHER?" "I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE VAN." "I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD RIGHT" "I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE VAN." "I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW." "I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW." "WHAT'SWRONG,MILLIE?" "NOW." "WHAT'SWRONG,MILLIE?" "UH,JUSTCRAMPS." "WHAT'SWRONG,MILLIE?" "UH,JUSTCRAMPS." "I'LL BE OKAY." "UNH." "UH,JUSTCRAMPS." "I'LL BE OKAY." "UNH." "OH,DOYOUNEEDATAMPON?" "I'LL BE OKAY." "UNH." "OH,DOYOUNEEDATAMPON?" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]" "OH..." "YEAH." "...YEAH." "WHAT DO WE GOT?" "...YEAH." "WHAT DO WE GOT?" "[ DOOR CREAKING ]" "WHAT DO WE GOT?" "[ DOOR CREAKING ] [GROANING]" "HOW'DYOUGETUPHERE ?" "TAKE A WRONG TURN?" "[SCOFFS]" "TAKE A WRONG TURN?" "[SCOFFS] YOU KNOW, STEALING IS A SIN." "[SCOFFS] YOU KNOW, STEALING IS A SIN." "THOSEBLUEEYESARE ASIN." "YOU KNOW, STEALING IS A SIN." "THOSEBLUEEYESARE ASIN." "SO, UH, WHAT'S THIS BIBLE CAMP" "THOSEBLUEEYESARE ASIN." "SO, UH, WHAT'S THIS BIBLE CAMP THING, SOME SORT OF PENANCE?" "SO, UH, WHAT'S THIS BIBLE CAMP THING, SOME SORT OF PENANCE?" "WELL,I DOHAVEALOTTO" "THING, SOME SORT OF PENANCE?" "WELL,I DOHAVEALOTTO REPENT FOR." "WELL,I DOHAVEALOTTO REPENT FOR." "REALLY?" "REPENT FOR." "REALLY?" "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET DOWN" "REALLY?" "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND STARTING" "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND STARTING ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS." "ON YOUR KNEES AND STARTING ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS." "TOWHO" " GODORTOYOU?" "ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS." "TOWHO" " GODORTOYOU?" "ITHINKYOUSHOULDHOLD ONTO" "TOWHO" " GODORTOYOU?" "ITHINKYOUSHOULDHOLD ONTO  THIS." "ITHINKYOUSHOULDHOLD ONTO  THIS." "NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE" "THIS." "NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT." "NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT." "AMEN." "SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT." "AMEN." "JENNIFER!" "AMEN." "JENNIFER!" "THAT'S LIKE BLASPHEMY OR" "JENNIFER!" "THAT'S LIKE BLASPHEMY OR SOMETHING." "THAT'S LIKE BLASPHEMY OR SOMETHING." "COME ON." "SOMETHING." "COME ON." "[BREATHESDEEPLY]" "COME ON." "[BREATHESDEEPLY] [LAUGHING]" "[BREATHESDEEPLY] [LAUGHING] HI." "[LAUGHING] HI." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "HI." "[ CHUCKLES ] I'M FATHER CUMMINGS, PASTOR OF" "[ CHUCKLES ] I'M FATHER CUMMINGS, PASTOR OF THE ST." "JUDAS CATHOLIC CHURCH." "I'M FATHER CUMMINGS, PASTOR OF THE ST." "JUDAS CATHOLIC CHURCH." "WE'RE, UH " " WE'RE JUST HERE" "THE ST." "JUDAS CATHOLIC CHURCH." "WE'RE, UH " " WE'RE JUST HERE BUYING SOME SUPPLIES FOR OUR BIG" "WE'RE, UH " " WE'RE JUST HERE BUYING SOME SUPPLIES FOR OUR BIG CAMPOUT." "BUYING SOME SUPPLIES FOR OUR BIG CAMPOUT." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "CAMPOUT." "[ CHUCKLES ] SO,LETME ASKYOU SOMETHING," "[ CHUCKLES ] SO,LETME ASKYOU SOMETHING, FATHER." "SO,LETME ASKYOU SOMETHING, FATHER." "[ LAUGHS ]" "FATHER." "[ LAUGHS ] ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING" "[ LAUGHS ] ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING." "ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING." "MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP" "ABOUT SOMETHING." "MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP OUR MINDS." "MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP OUR MINDS." "NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PUT" "OUR MINDS." "NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT?" "NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT?" "ONWHAT?" "YOUR MOUTH ON IT?" "ONWHAT?" "THETALLYWACKERS,DUMMY!" "ONWHAT?" "THETALLYWACKERS,DUMMY!" "[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]" "THETALLYWACKERS,DUMMY!" "[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] [SIGHS]" "[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] [SIGHS] THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU." "[SIGHS] THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU." "WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE?" "THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU." "WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE?" "JUSTA FEWMILESUPTHEROAD," "WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE?" "JUSTA FEWMILESUPTHEROAD,  TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP." "JUSTA FEWMILESUPTHEROAD,  TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP." "DON'TYOUMEANTHE" "TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP." "DON'TYOUMEANTHE  BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP?" "DON'TYOUMEANTHE  BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP?" "[ ALL GASP ]" "BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP?" "[ ALL GASP ] IT'SOKAY,EVERYBODY." "[ ALL GASP ] IT'SOKAY,EVERYBODY." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "IT'SOKAY,EVERYBODY." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK" "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK OUR CHAIN." "HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK OUR CHAIN." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OUR CHAIN." "[ CHUCKLES ] AREN'T YOU?" "[ CHUCKLES ] AREN'T YOU?" "L-LISTEN " " I DON'T APPRECIATE" "AREN'T YOU?" "L-LISTEN " " I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE" "L-LISTEN " " I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE THAT." "YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE THAT." "YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND," "THAT." "YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND, PREACHING FALSE STORIES." "YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND, PREACHING FALSE STORIES." "ALLRIGHT." "PREACHING FALSE STORIES." "ALLRIGHT." "YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?" "ALLRIGHT." "YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?" "[ CHUCKLES ] TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER," "[ CHUCKLES ] TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER, DWAYNE." "TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER, DWAYNE." "MY BROTHER WENT TO" "DWAYNE." "MY BROTHER WENT TO BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN" "MY BROTHER WENT TO BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN YEARS AGO." "BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN YEARS AGO." "AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY" "YEARS AGO." "AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER..." "NEAR" "AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER..." "NEAR KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD." "CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER..." "NEAR KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD." "[SINGINGINDISTINCTLY]" "KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD." "[SINGINGINDISTINCTLY] UGH." "[SINGINGINDISTINCTLY] UGH." "AAH!" "UGH." "AAH!" "[ KNIFE SLICES ]" "AAH!" "[ KNIFE SLICES ] AAH!" "[ KNIFE SLICES ] AAH!" "DWAYNEWASTHEONLYSURVIVOR." "AAH!" "DWAYNEWASTHEONLYSURVIVOR." "WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE" "DWAYNEWASTHEONLYSURVIVOR." "WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE." "WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE." "HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THAT" "AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE." "HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THAT NIGHT." "HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THAT NIGHT." "HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG," "NIGHT." "HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG, STARING AT..." "HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG, STARING AT..." "UH,RIGHT,UH ..." "STARING AT..." "UH,RIGHT,UH ..." "ALL RIGHTY, THEN." "UH,RIGHT,UH ..." "ALL RIGHTY, THEN." "WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH" "ALL RIGHTY, THEN." "WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY." "WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY." "IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?" "HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY." "IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?" "YOU'REMAKINGABIG MISTAKE," "IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?" "YOU'REMAKINGABIG MISTAKE, PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER" "YOU'REMAKINGABIG MISTAKE, PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER." "PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER." "I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND" "CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER." "I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR" "I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR BLOOD!" "I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR BLOOD!" "[CHUCKLES]OKEYDOKEY." "BLOOD!" "[CHUCKLES]OKEYDOKEY." "OKAY, CAMPERS." "[CHUCKLES]OKEYDOKEY." "OKAY, CAMPERS." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OKAY, CAMPERS." "[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S HIT THE ROAD." "[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S HIT THE ROAD." "[ SIGHS ]" "LET'S HIT THE ROAD." "[ SIGHS ] SOMANYOUNCES,SOLITTLE" "[ SIGHS ] SOMANYOUNCES,SOLITTLE TIME." "SOMANYOUNCES,SOLITTLE TIME." "DO IT." "GOD..." "CHRISTIANS." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "[ VAN DOOR CLOSES ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] OH,GOD,WHENWAS THE LAST" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] OH,GOD,WHENWAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE WAS HERE?" "OH,GOD,WHENWAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE WAS HERE?" "[EXHALESSHARPLY]" "WHEREARE,UH " " WHEREARE  ALL THE CABINS, FATHER?" "UH,THEY'REJUSTUPTHEROAD." "ALL THE CABINS, FATHER?" "UH,THEY'REJUSTUPTHEROAD." "UH, IT'S NOT FAR." "UH,THEY'REJUSTUPTHEROAD." "UH, IT'S NOT FAR." "BUCK UP, TAD." "UH, IT'S NOT FAR." "BUCK UP, TAD." "BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING." "BUCK UP, TAD." "BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "ALLRIGHT,GRABYOURGEAR ," "OH." "ALLRIGHT,GRABYOURGEAR , TROOPS." "ALLRIGHT,GRABYOURGEAR , TROOPS." "YEAH,TAD,WE 'RECAMPING." "TROOPS." "YEAH,TAD,WE 'RECAMPING." "[Mockingly]OH, WE'RE" "YEAH,TAD,WE 'RECAMPING." "[Mockingly]OH, WE'RE CAMPING." "[Mockingly]OH, WE'RE CAMPING." "OOH!" "CAMPING." "OOH!" "[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]" "THANKYOUTO JESUSFOR  PROVIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL CAMPGROUND." "PROVIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL CAMPGROUND." "IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE," "CAMPGROUND." "IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE, WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER," "IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE, WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER, TOGETHER." "WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER, TOGETHER." "YEAH!" "TOGETHER." "YEAH!" "[GIGGLES]BESOCOOL." "YEAH!" "[GIGGLES]BESOCOOL." "OH, MY GOSH." "[GIGGLES]BESOCOOL." "OH, MY GOSH." "YOU BROUGHT A TAPE." "OH, MY GOSH." "YOU BROUGHT A TAPE." "I FORGOT ALL MY AMY GRANT ONES" "YOU BROUGHT A TAPE." "I FORGOT ALL MY AMY GRANT ONES AT HOME." "THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN ROCK." "AND?" "SOMEONEISGOINGTOH-E-L." "AND?" "SOMEONEISGOINGTOH-E-L." "THAT'S HELL." "SOMEONEISGOINGTOH-E-L." "THAT'S HELL." "A-PLUS,BRITTANY." "THAT'S HELL." "A-PLUS,BRITTANY." "EXCUSEME?" "A-PLUS,BRITTANY." "EXCUSEME?" "...OFF,PRINCESS." "EXCUSEME?" "...OFF,PRINCESS." "NICELANGUAGE,JENNIFER." "MMM,MAN,THATBRITTANYIS HOT AS HELL." "W-WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "HOT AS HELL." "W-WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "IS SHE SICK?" "W-WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "IS SHE SICK?" "DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?" "IS SHE SICK?" "DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?" "I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP." "DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?" "I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP." "[LAUGHS]" "I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP." "[LAUGHS] NO,YOUWEASYLITTLEDWEEB." "[LAUGHS] NO,YOUWEASYLITTLEDWEEB." "IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT..." "NO,YOUWEASYLITTLEDWEEB." "IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT..." "BEAUTIFUL." "IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT..." "BEAUTIFUL." "I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK" "BEAUTIFUL." "I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE..." "OF HERS." "I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE..." "OF HERS." "OOH!" "AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE..." "OF HERS." "OOH!" "YOUSHOULDN'TTHINKUNPURE" "OOH!" "YOUSHOULDN'TTHINKUNPURE THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B"" "YOUSHOULDN'TTHINKUNPURE THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B" WORD OR THE "F" WORD." "THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B" WORD OR THE "F" WORD." "YOUKNOWYOUGET BONERS,YOU" "WORD OR THE "F" WORD." "YOUKNOWYOUGET BONERS,YOU LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?" "YOUKNOWYOUGET BONERS,YOU LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?" "OW!" "LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?" "OW!" "NO, I DON'T!" "OW!" "NO, I DON'T!" "YEAH,YOUDO ." "NO, I DON'T!" "YEAH,YOUDO ." "YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU" "YEAH,YOUDO ." "YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?" "YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?" "[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!" "LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?" "[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!" "[LAUGHS]" "[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!" "[LAUGHS] LOOK,YOU'REGETTINGONE" "[LAUGHS] LOOK,YOU'REGETTINGONE  RIGHT NOW." "LOOK,YOU'REGETTINGONE  RIGHT NOW." "[GASPS]" "RIGHT NOW." "[GASPS] I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "[GASPS] I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL BONER AWAY!" "JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL BONER AWAY!" "[ BOTH LAUGHING ]" "BONER AWAY!" "[ BOTH LAUGHING ] [ LAUGH HONKING ]" "[ BOTH LAUGHING ] [ LAUGH HONKING ] THISGUY." "[ LAUGH HONKING ] THISGUY." "[ LAUGHING STOPS ]" "THISGUY." "[ LAUGHING STOPS ] [CHUCKLES]" "[ LAUGHING STOPS ] [CHUCKLES] TAD." "[CHUCKLES] TAD." "YOUKNOW,THEREALTYCOMPANY" "TAD." "YOUKNOW,THEREALTYCOMPANY IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS" "YOUKNOW,THEREALTYCOMPANY IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS DEAL." "IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS DEAL." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "DEAL." "[ CHUCKLES ] THINK ABOUT IT." "[ CHUCKLES ] THINK ABOUT IT." "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED" "THINK ABOUT IT." "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF GOD." "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF GOD." "THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING IT" "BY THE HAND OF GOD." "THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY." "THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY." "YEAH,TOOBADITTAKESUSA" "AWAY." "YEAH,TOOBADITTAKESUSA DAY TO GET HERE." "YEAH,TOOBADITTAKESUSA DAY TO GET HERE." "WELL,BROTHERZEKE,IFYOU" "DAY TO GET HERE." "WELL,BROTHERZEKE,IFYOU AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH" "WELL,BROTHERZEKE,IFYOU AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY" "AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO" "DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO THE CHURCH." "COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO THE CHURCH." "JAG?" "THE CHURCH." "JAG?" "I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY." "JAG?" "I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY." "YOUGOTTO PAYATTENTION," "I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY." "YOUGOTTO PAYATTENTION, MILLIE." "YOUGOTTO PAYATTENTION, MILLIE." "COME ON." "MILLIE." "COME ON." "[Crying]I 'MSORRY,JESUS!" "COME ON." "[Crying]I 'MSORRY,JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "[Crying]I 'MSORRY,JESUS!" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL" "I'M SORRY, JESUS!" "JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL BONER AWAY!" "JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL BONER AWAY!" "PLEASE!" "BONER AWAY!" "PLEASE!" "THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE" "PLEASE!" "THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!" "THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE!" "ME ANYMORE!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE!" "I'M SORRY!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE!" "I'M SORRY!" "AHH!" "I'M SORRY!" "AHH!" "WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?" "AHH!" "WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?" "[ GASPING ]" "WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?" "[ GASPING ] THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER" "[ GASPING ] THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING" "THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING ABOUT." "THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING ABOUT." "I G" " I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!" "ABOUT." "I G" " I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!" "DON'TITSEEMALITTLEWEIRD ," "I G" " I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!" "DON'TITSEEMALITTLEWEIRD , THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS" "DON'TITSEEMALITTLEWEIRD , THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS PLACE SO CHEAP?" "THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS PLACE SO CHEAP?" "WELL,MAYBETHERE'SSOMETHING" "PLACE SO CHEAP?" "WELL,MAYBETHERE'SSOMETHING WRONG WITH IT." "WELL,MAYBETHERE'SSOMETHING WRONG WITH IT." "NOPE." "NO." "WRONG WITH IT." "NOPE." "NO." "NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE" "NOPE." "NO." "NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE," "NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE, MILLIE." "WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE, MILLIE." "NO, I " " I THINK THE LORD" "MILLIE." "NO, I " " I THINK THE LORD BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON." "NO, I " " I THINK THE LORD BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON." "AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US" "BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON." "AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD" "AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A" "THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES." "A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES." "NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE" "WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES." "NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL" "NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND" "THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A" "TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING" "THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES." "WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES." "I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT." "ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES." "I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT." "YO,AMENTO THAT,FATHER." "I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT." "YO,AMENTO THAT,FATHER." "[CHUCKLES]" "YO,AMENTO THAT,FATHER." "[CHUCKLES] RIGHTON,BROTHERZEKE." "[CHUCKLES] RIGHTON,BROTHERZEKE." "MNH." "RIGHTON,BROTHERZEKE." "MNH." "[LAUGHS]" "MNH." "[LAUGHS] YEAH." "[LAUGHS] YEAH." "MNH." "WELL..." "YEAH." "MNH." "WELL..." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "OH, THIS IS NICE." "OH,THANKS." "A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR" "OH,THANKS." "A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR ME." "A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR ME." "ALLI 'MSAYINGIS YOUSHOULD" "ME." "ALLI 'MSAYINGIS YOUSHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?" "ALLI 'MSAYINGIS YOUSHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?" "[ LAUGHS ] SHEMADEIT FORME." "[ LAUGHS ] SHEMADEIT FORME." "YOU'RESOPRETTY." "SHEMADEIT FORME." "YOU'RESOPRETTY." "THANKS." "YOU'RESOPRETTY." "THANKS." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "THANKS." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] HEY,TIMMY,HOW'STHATBONER" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] HEY,TIMMY,HOW'STHATBONER TREATING YOU?" "HEY,TIMMY,HOW'STHATBONER TREATING YOU?" "OH,SHUTUP ,TAD." "TREATING YOU?" "OH,SHUTUP ,TAD." "FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY" "OH,SHUTUP ,TAD." "FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY BONER." "FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY BONER." "OH,I BETHE DID." "BONER." "OH,I BETHE DID." "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH,I BETHE DID." "[ LAUGHS ] [ BOTH LAUGH ]" "[ LAUGHS ] [ BOTH LAUGH ] IDON'TTHINKIT'SSAFE ..." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] IDON'TTHINKIT'SSAFE ..." "I'MREALLYINTERESTEDINYOUR" "IDON'TTHINKIT'SSAFE ..." "I'MREALLYINTERESTEDINYOUR  SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE" "I'MREALLYINTERESTEDINYOUR  SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE" "SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT IT" "CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT IT BREATHES." "MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT IT BREATHES." "I'M JUST " "BREATHES." "I'M JUST -- [SQUEALS]" "I'M JUST -- [SQUEALS] DUDE,COMEON ." "[SQUEALS] DUDE,COMEON ." "YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST." "DUDE,COMEON ." "YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST." "NO." "I 'MA BROTHER." "YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST." "NO." "I 'MA BROTHER." "TUSKEGEE AIRMAN..." "NO." "I 'MA BROTHER." "TUSKEGEE AIRMAN..." "[SIGHS]" "TUSKEGEE AIRMAN..." "[SIGHS] [GIGGLES]TAD !" "[SIGHS] [GIGGLES]TAD !" "YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT." "[GIGGLES]TAD !" "YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT." "COMEON,BABY." "YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT." "COMEON,BABY." "SERIOUSLY,THOUGH,LIKE" "COMEON,BABY." "SERIOUSLY,THOUGH,LIKE-- SO,ISEVERYBODYHAVINGA" "SERIOUSLY,THOUGH,LIKE-- SO,ISEVERYBODYHAVINGA GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND." "SO,ISEVERYBODYHAVINGA GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HALLELUJAH." "HALLELUJAH." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HALLELUJAH." "HALLELUJAH." "AH." "HALLELUJAH." "HALLELUJAH." "AH." "I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS " " IF THIS" "AH." "I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS " " IF THIS WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH" "I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS " " IF THIS WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE" "WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN." "MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN." "OH." "OF HEAVEN." "OH." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "OH." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP," "OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP, WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE" "WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP, WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE " "WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE -- HOTWIENERS!" "GONNA HAVE -- HOTWIENERS!" "[CHUCKLES]" "HOTWIENERS!" "[CHUCKLES] YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY." "[CHUCKLES] YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY." "AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF" "YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY." "AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR" "AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S " "WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S -- AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ]" "LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S -- AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ] UH..." "AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ] UH..." "THAT'SA HOT,JUICYJUMBO" "UH..." "THAT'SA HOT,JUICYJUMBO WIENER." "THAT'SA HOT,JUICYJUMBO WIENER." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WIENER." "[ LAUGHTER ] OOH." "[ LAUGHTER ] OOH." "HEREYOUGO ,VANCE." "OOH." "HEREYOUGO ,VANCE." "PASS THOSE AROUND." "HEREYOUGO ,VANCE." "PASS THOSE AROUND." "[SIGHS]" "PASS THOSE AROUND." "[SIGHS] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "[SIGHS] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] WAS,UH,ANYONEELSECREEPED" "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] WAS,UH,ANYONEELSECREEPED OUT BY THAT STORY ABOUT" "WAS,UH,ANYONEELSECREEPED OUT BY THAT STORY ABOUT SISTER MARY CHOPPER?" "OUT BY THAT STORY ABOUT SISTER MARY CHOPPER?" "UH,IT'SGONNATAKEALOT" "SISTER MARY CHOPPER?" "UH,IT'SGONNATAKEALOT  MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS" "UH,IT'SGONNATAKEALOT  MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH?" "MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH?" "WELL,I GOTTO TELLYOU ," "INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH?" "WELL,I GOTTO TELLYOU , GANG " " TOOTHLESS INBREDS " "WELL,I GOTTO TELLYOU , GANG " " TOOTHLESS INBREDS -- THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO" "GANG " " TOOTHLESS INBREDS -- THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT?" "THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT?" "THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO" "OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT?" "THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT." "THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT." "YEAH,BUTWHATABOUTHIS" "KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT." "YEAH,BUTWHATABOUTHIS BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED?" "YEAH,BUTWHATABOUTHIS BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED?" "YEAH,THATBOYLOOKED..." "BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED?" "YEAH,THATBOYLOOKED..." "UH..." "YEAH,THATBOYLOOKED..." "UH..." "MESSEDUP." "UH..." "MESSEDUP." "LORD, PRAY FOR HIM." "MESSEDUP." "LORD, PRAY FOR HIM." "[SIGHS]" "LORD, PRAY FOR HIM." "[SIGHS] WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU," "[SIGHS] WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU, JENNIFER " " HE WAS PROBABLY BORN" "WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU, JENNIFER " " HE WAS PROBABLY BORN THAT WAY." "JENNIFER " " HE WAS PROBABLY BORN THAT WAY." "YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD" "THAT WAY." "YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE" "YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH." "PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH." "BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S" "DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH." "BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN." "BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] WELL, I, UH " " I GUESS THAT PUTS" "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] WELL, I, UH " " I GUESS THAT PUTS THAT TO REST." "WELL, I, UH " " I GUESS THAT PUTS THAT TO REST." "AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU" "THAT TO REST." "AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A" "AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU." "GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU." "I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS" "BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU." "I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS WEEKEND." "I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS WEEKEND." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WEEKEND." "[ LAUGHTER ] OH..." "[ LAUGHTER ] OH..." "[EXHALESHEAVILY]" "OH..." "[EXHALESHEAVILY] I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED" "[EXHALESHEAVILY] I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED THIS WEEK." "I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED THIS WEEK." "I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A" "THIS WEEK." "I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST" "I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP" "VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP [CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO," "GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP [CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO, LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN" "[CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO, LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A" "LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A" "LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A COONSKIN CAP" "BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A COONSKIN CAP GREAT." "COONSKIN CAP GREAT." "[CHUCKLES]" "GREAT." "[CHUCKLES] AND GIRLS " " THE GIRLS WILL" "[CHUCKLES] AND GIRLS " " THE GIRLS WILL LEARN TO BE GREAT HOMEMAKERS AND" "AND GIRLS " " THE GIRLS WILL LEARN TO BE GREAT HOMEMAKERS AND GREAT HOUSEWIVES." "LEARN TO BE GREAT HOMEMAKERS AND GREAT HOUSEWIVES." "[ LAUGHS ]" "GREAT HOUSEWIVES." "[ LAUGHS ] HERE WE GO." "[ LAUGHS ] HERE WE GO." "♪ AS I LOOKED DOWN UP THE LAND" "HERE WE GO." "♪ AS I LOOKED DOWN UP THE LAND ♪ GUESS WHAT I DID SEE" "♪ AS I LOOKED DOWN UP THE LAND ♪ GUESS WHAT I DID SEE ♪ LOADS OF BOYS BECOMING MEN" "♪ GUESS WHAT I DID SEE ♪ LOADS OF BOYS BECOMING MEN ♪ JESUS HAS THE HOLY KEY" "♪ LOADS OF BOYS BECOMING MEN ♪ JESUS HAS THE HOLY KEY ♪ AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL LEARN" "♪ JESUS HAS THE HOLY KEY ♪ AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL LEARN TO COOK AND KEEP HOUSE FOR THE" "♪ AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL LEARN TO COOK AND KEEP HOUSE FOR THE CLAN ♪" "TO COOK AND KEEP HOUSE FOR THE CLAN ♪ ♪ TO BE A LOYAL RANGER RAT TO A" "CLAN ♪ ♪ TO BE A LOYAL RANGER RAT TO A LOYAL RANGER MAN ♪" "♪ TO BE A LOYAL RANGER RAT TO A LOYAL RANGER MAN ♪ ♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM" "LOYAL RANGER MAN ♪ ♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM IS SWEET?" "♪" "♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM IS SWEET?" "♪ ♪ REALLY QUITE AT HAND" "IS SWEET?" "♪ ♪ REALLY QUITE AT HAND ♪ BE A BOY IN A COONSKIN CAP" "♪ REALLY QUITE AT HAND ♪ BE A BOY IN A COONSKIN CAP ♪ BECOME A CHRISTIAN MAN" "♪ BE A BOY IN A COONSKIN CAP ♪ BECOME A CHRISTIAN MAN ♪ WE'LL ALL SPLASH ROUND IN THE" "♪ BECOME A CHRISTIAN MAN ♪ WE'LL ALL SPLASH ROUND IN THE LAKE ALL DAY ♪" "♪ WE'LL ALL SPLASH ROUND IN THE LAKE ALL DAY ♪ ♪ YES, WE'LL BE REAL GOOD" "LAKE ALL DAY ♪ ♪ YES, WE'LL BE REAL GOOD SWIMMERS ♪" "♪ YES, WE'LL BE REAL GOOD SWIMMERS ♪ ♪ AND THE GIRLS WILL BLESS THE" "SWIMMERS ♪ ♪ AND THE GIRLS WILL BLESS THE DINING HALL WITH BREAKFAST," "♪ AND THE GIRLS WILL BLESS THE DINING HALL WITH BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNERS ♪" "DINING HALL WITH BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNERS ♪ ♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM" "LUNCH, AND DINNERS ♪ ♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM IS SWEET?" "♪" "♪ OH, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DREAM IS SWEET?" "♪ ♪ AND IT COULDN'T BE MUCH" "IS SWEET?" "♪ ♪ AND IT COULDN'T BE MUCH KEENER ♪" "♪ AND IT COULDN'T BE MUCH KEENER ♪ ♪ WE'LL ROAST OUR DOGS IN THE" "KEENER ♪ ♪ WE'LL ROAST OUR DOGS IN THE CAMPFIRE LIGHT ♪" "♪ WE'LL ROAST OUR DOGS IN THE CAMPFIRE LIGHT ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR WIENER" "CAMPFIRE LIGHT ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR WIENER [ SONG ENDS ]" "♪ EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR WIENER [ SONG ENDS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ SONG ENDS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHUCKLES ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHUCKLES ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ]" "[ CHUCKLES ] [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] WELL, KIDS, IT'S BEEN A LONG" "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ] WELL, KIDS, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO" "WELL, KIDS, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO HIT THE SACK." "DAY, AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO HIT THE SACK." "[MOANING]" "HIT THE SACK." "[MOANING] OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN," "[MOANING] OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME." "OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME." "THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE" "HALLOWED BE THY NAME." "THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN" "THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN." "DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN." "[HUMMING]" "HEAVEN." "[HUMMING] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "OOH,YEAH." "DOYOULIKEMYBREASTS?" "YES." "DOYOULIKEMYBREASTS?" "YES." "METOO." "YES." "METOO." "[ HUMMING ]" "METOO." "[ HUMMING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[ HUMMING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] ♪ YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] ♪ YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS ♪ OH, YEAH" "♪ YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS" "♪ OH, YEAH ♪ YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS [WOLF-WHISTLES]" "♪ YES, I LOVE YOU, JESUS [WOLF-WHISTLES] OH, YEAH." "[WOLF-WHISTLES] OH, YEAH." "THAT'S RIGHT, BRITTANY." "OH, YEAH." "THAT'S RIGHT, BRITTANY." "KEEP IT UP." "THAT'S RIGHT, BRITTANY." "KEEP IT UP." "[ HUMMING ]" "KEEP IT UP." "[ HUMMING ] [Laughing]OH, YEAH." "[ HUMMING ] [Laughing]OH, YEAH." "DADDY LIKE." "DADDY LIKE." "[Laughing]OH, YEAH." "DADDY LIKE." "DADDY LIKE." "[ INHALES SHARPLY ]" "DADDY LIKE." "DADDY LIKE." "[ INHALES SHARPLY ] GOD, I LOVE WHITE WOMEN." "[ INHALES SHARPLY ] GOD, I LOVE WHITE WOMEN." "OH!" "GOD, I LOVE WHITE WOMEN." "OH!" "FATHER CUMMINGS." "OH!" "FATHER CUMMINGS." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]" "FATHER CUMMINGS." "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A" "[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A SECOND." "YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A SECOND." "I WAS JUST, UH, MAKING SURE ALL" "SECOND." "I WAS JUST, UH, MAKING SURE ALL THE CAMPERS WERE GETTING TO BED" "I WAS JUST, UH, MAKING SURE ALL THE CAMPERS WERE GETTING TO BED OKAY." "THE CAMPERS WERE GETTING TO BED OKAY." "IKNOWEXACTLYWHATYOUWERE" "OKAY." "IKNOWEXACTLYWHATYOUWERE DOING, BROTHER ZEKE." "IKNOWEXACTLYWHATYOUWERE DOING, BROTHER ZEKE." "UH..." "I'MSORRY,FATHER." "DOING, BROTHER ZEKE." "UH..." "I'MSORRY,FATHER." "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER GET" "UH..." "I'MSORRY,FATHER." "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER GET CAUGHT DOING THAT AGAIN." "I PROMISE I WILL NEVER GET CAUGHT DOING THAT AGAIN." "OH,YOUDON'TNEEDTO" "CAUGHT DOING THAT AGAIN." "OH,YOUDON'TNEEDTO APOLOGIZE TO ME." "OH,YOUDON'TNEEDTO APOLOGIZE TO ME." "YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE" "APOLOGIZE TO ME." "YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE LORD." "YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE LORD." "HE'S THE ONLY WHO FORGIVES" "LORD." "HE'S THE ONLY WHO FORGIVES AROUND HERE." "HE'S THE ONLY WHO FORGIVES AROUND HERE." "YES,FATHER." "AROUND HERE." "YES,FATHER." "BUTLOOKON THEBRIGHTSIDE ." "YES,FATHER." "BUTLOOKON THEBRIGHTSIDE ." "AT LEAST I DIDN'T CATCH YOU" "BUTLOOKON THEBRIGHTSIDE ." "AT LEAST I DIDN'T CATCH YOU SPYING ON THE BOYS UNDRESSING." "AT LEAST I DIDN'T CATCH YOU SPYING ON THE BOYS UNDRESSING." "[ LAUGHS ]" "SPYING ON THE BOYS UNDRESSING." "[ LAUGHS ] [LAUGHS]" "[ LAUGHS ] [LAUGHS] OKAY." "[LAUGHS] OKAY." "[ BOTH LAUGHING ]" "OKAY." "[ BOTH LAUGHING ] MM." "[ BOTH LAUGHING ] MM. YEAH." "NOW HAND IT OVER." "MM. YEAH." "NOW HAND IT OVER." "[ SNIFFS ]" "YEAH." "NOW HAND IT OVER." "[ SNIFFS ] OH, BROTHER ZEKE." "[ SNIFFS ] OH, BROTHER ZEKE." "THE WAGES OF SIN " " DEATH." "OH, BROTHER ZEKE." "THE WAGES OF SIN " " DEATH." "Both:" "ROMANS6: 23." "THE WAGES OF SIN " " DEATH." "Both:" "ROMANS6: 23." "MM." "Both:" "ROMANS6: 23." "MM. NOW GO TO BED." "MM. NOW GO TO BED." "WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW." "NOW GO TO BED." "WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] WHITEDEVIL." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] WHITEDEVIL." "[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]" "WHITEDEVIL." "[ THUNDER RUMBLING ] [MOANING]" "[ THUNDER RUMBLING ] [MOANING] YOU'REGONNADIE..." "[MOANING] YOU'REGONNADIE..." "[GASPING]" "YOU'REGONNADIE..." "[GASPING] [ WHIMPERING ]" "[GASPING] [ WHIMPERING ] [LAUGHSEVILLY]" "[ WHIMPERING ] [LAUGHSEVILLY] THETALLYWACKERS,DUMMY!" "[LAUGHSEVILLY] THETALLYWACKERS,DUMMY!" "[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]" "THETALLYWACKERS,DUMMY!" "[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "RISE AND SHINE, BIBLE CAMPERS." "IT'S EXACTLY 6:00 A.M. AT THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S" "IT'S EXACTLY 6:00 A.M. AT THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S A-WASTING." "HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S A-WASTING." "WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING," "A-WASTING." "WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING, NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR" "WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING, NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE" "NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE BOWL!" "FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE BOWL!" "[ BUZZER ]" "BOWL!" "[ BUZZER ] OH!" "OH,GOSH!" "[ BUZZER ] OH!" "OH,GOSH!" "THE BIBLE BOWL!" "OH!" "OH,GOSH!" "THE BIBLE BOWL!" "I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO" "THE BIBLE BOWL!" "I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO BREAKFAST." "I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO BREAKFAST." "IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE" "BREAKFAST." "IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE BETTER THAN HOT, JUICY WIENERS," "IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE BETTER THAN HOT, JUICY WIENERS, IT'S A BIG, BROWN SAUSAGE." "HEY,BECAREFUL,TIMMY, BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER BIBLE BONER." "BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER BIBLE BONER." "[ LAUGHS ]" "BONER." "[ LAUGHS ] HAHA,TAD." "[ LAUGHS ] HAHA,TAD." "HEY,VANCE,DIDYOU HEARWHAT" "HAHA,TAD." "HEY,VANCE,DIDYOU HEARWHAT  I SAID?" "HEY,VANCE,DIDYOU HEARWHAT  I SAID?" "YEAH,I HEARDYOU." "I SAID?" "YEAH,I HEARDYOU." "[SIGHS]" "YEAH,I HEARDYOU." "[SIGHS] RISE AND SHINE, BOSS." "[SIGHS] RISE AND SHINE, BOSS." "[GROANS]..." "THIS..." "RISE AND SHINE, BOSS." "[GROANS]..." "THIS..." "[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] I PRAY TO ALMIGHTY GOD..." "AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND" "I PRAY TO ALMIGHTY GOD..." "AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY" "AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY" "SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY THOUGHTS, AND " " AND " " AND IN" "WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY THOUGHTS, AND " " AND " " AND IN MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED" "THOUGHTS, AND " " AND " " AND IN MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED TO ACT." "MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED TO ACT." "AND " " AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED" "TO ACT." "AND " " AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE" "AND " " AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THAT" "MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THAT FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB " " I'LL" "HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THAT FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB " " I'LL ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME." "FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB " " I'LL ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME." "[ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND" "ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME." "[ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH!" "[ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH!" "ALLRIGHT,CAMPERS!" "AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH!" "ALLRIGHT,CAMPERS!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "ALLRIGHT,CAMPERS!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YAY!" "FATHER!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YAY!" "FATHER!" "OW!" "YAY!" "FATHER!" "OW!" "THISISDEFINITELYGONNABE" "OW!" "THISISDEFINITELYGONNABE ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR" "THISISDEFINITELYGONNABE ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR WEEKEND." "ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR WEEKEND." "BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PUT" "WEEKEND." "BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PUT TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA" "BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PUT TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY" "TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY LITTLE CONTEST." "QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY LITTLE CONTEST." "AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A" "LITTLE CONTEST." "AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF" "AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF YOU CAMPERS IS THE BEST" "SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF YOU CAMPERS IS THE BEST CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY." "YOU CAMPERS IS THE BEST CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY." "HUH?" "CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY." "HUH?" "ALL RIGHT!" "HUH?" "ALL RIGHT!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "ALL RIGHT!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FATHER!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FATHER!" "ANDTHEWINNEROFTHECONTEST" "FATHER!" "ANDTHEWINNEROFTHECONTEST WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL," "ANDTHEWINNEROFTHECONTEST WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL, BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM" "WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL, BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM THE ST." "JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES]" "BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM THE ST." "JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES] WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY" "THE ST." "JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES] WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY YOURS TRULY." "WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY YOURS TRULY." "HUH?" "OKAY." "YOURS TRULY." "HUH?" "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU" "HUH?" "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU READY?" "ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU READY?" "YEAH!" "READY?" "YEAH!" "[ APPLAUSE ]" "YEAH!" "[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH!" "FATHER!" "[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH!" "FATHER!" "OW!" "YEAH!" "FATHER!" "OW!" "AREYOUREADY?" "OW!" "AREYOUREADY?" "HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION " "AREYOUREADY?" "HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?" "HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?" "OH." "WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?" "OH." "YEAH,VANCE?" "OH." "YEAH,VANCE?" ""THOUSHALTNOTKILL."" "YEAH,VANCE?" ""THOUSHALTNOTKILL." NO." ""THOUSHALTNOTKILL." NO." "UH, TIMMY?" "NO." "UH, TIMMY?" "ACCORDINGTOTHEKINGJAMES" "UH, TIMMY?" "ACCORDINGTOTHEKINGJAMES VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU" "ACCORDINGTOTHEKINGJAMES VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."" "VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL." RIGHT,ASUSUAL,TIMMY." "SHALT NOT STEAL." RIGHT,ASUSUAL,TIMMY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "RIGHT,ASUSUAL,TIMMY." "[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY." "[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY." "OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE" "OKAY." "OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE THERE." "OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE THERE." "BUTWASN'TJESUSTHE PRINCE" "THERE." "BUTWASN'TJESUSTHE PRINCE OF THIEVES?" "BUTWASN'TJESUSTHE PRINCE OF THIEVES?" "NO." "UH,NO ." "OF THIEVES?" "NO." "UH,NO ." "UH, THE NEXT QUESTION " " NOW," "NO." "UH,NO ." "UH, THE NEXT QUESTION " " NOW, EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO" "UH, THE NEXT QUESTION " " NOW, EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE" "EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD," "CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD, OKAY?" "OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD, OKAY?" "SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE." "OKAY?" "SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE." "WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM" "SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE." "WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM AND EVE?" "WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM AND EVE?" "PAUL!" "AND EVE?" "PAUL!" "NO." "PAUL!" "NO." "UH,JASON?" "NO." "UH,JASON?" "UH,NO." "UH,JASON?" "UH,NO." "JOSEPH." "UH,NO." "JOSEPH." "NO!" "JOSEPH." "NO!" "JESUS!" "NO!" "JESUS!" "WRONGAGAIN." "JESUS!" "WRONGAGAIN." "TIMMY?" "WRONGAGAIN." "TIMMY?" "CAIN." "TIMMY?" "CAIN." "[Chuckling]THAT'SRIGHT." "CAIN." "[Chuckling]THAT'SRIGHT." "OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER." "[Chuckling]THAT'SRIGHT." "OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER." "OW." "OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER." "OW." "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "OW." "[CLEARSTHROAT] OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE." "[CLEARSTHROAT] OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE." "NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD" "OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE." "NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD ON THIS ONE." "NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD ON THIS ONE." "YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?" "ON THIS ONE." "YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?" "WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON'T" "YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?" "WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON'T ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?" "WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON'T ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?" "Together:" "THEYGO TO HELL!" "ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?" "Together:" "THEYGO TO HELL!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "Together:" "THEYGO TO HELL!" "[ LAUGHTER ] YOUGOTME ON THATONE ." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOUGOTME ON THATONE ." "THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT," "YOUGOTME ON THATONE ." "THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT, BROTHER ZEKE?" "THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT, BROTHER ZEKE?" "GIVE EVERYBODY ONE." "BROTHER ZEKE?" "GIVE EVERYBODY ONE." "EXCELLENT." "GIVE EVERYBODY ONE." "EXCELLENT." "WELL,WHATIF HITLERASKED" "EXCELLENT." "WELL,WHATIF HITLERASKED FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?" "WELL,WHATIF HITLERASKED FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?" "WELL,THENISUPPOSEHE'S IN" "FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?" "WELL,THENISUPPOSEHE'S IN HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?" "WELL,THENISUPPOSEHE'S IN HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?" "NEXT." "HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?" "NEXT." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "NEXT." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION " "[ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION -- ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO" "OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION -- ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING" "ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING JESUS?" "IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING JESUS?" "LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO" "JESUS?" "LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE." "LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE." "YEAH,YEAH,TO THEBIMBO." "DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE." "YEAH,YEAH,TO THEBIMBO." "UH,BRITTANY!" "YEAH,YEAH,TO THEBIMBO." "UH,BRITTANY!" "UH..." "THE,UM..." "UH,BRITTANY!" "UH..." "THE,UM..." "YEAH,THE" "UH..." "THE,UM..." "YEAH,THE--  THE " " THE " "YEAH,THE--  THE " " THE -- YOUKNOW..." "THE " " THE -- YOUKNOW..." "RIGHT,THE..." "YOUKNOW..." "RIGHT,THE..." "YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH..." "RIGHT,THE..." "YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH..." "YEAH." "YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH..." "YEAH." "UM..." "YEAH." "UM..." "GET " " YEAH." "YEAH." "UM..." "GET " " YEAH." "YEAH." "THEJEWS!" "GET " " YEAH." "YEAH." "THEJEWS!" "OH!" "THEJEWS!" "OH!" "EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY," "OH!" "EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY, VERY GOOD." "EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY, VERY GOOD." "TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME" "VERY GOOD." "TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME COMPETITION OVER HERE." "TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME COMPETITION OVER HERE." "UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT." "COMPETITION OVER HERE." "UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT." "BUTWHATABOUT" "WHAT ABOUT" "UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT." "BUTWHATABOUT" "WHAT ABOUT ALL THE " " ALL THE MURDERS THAT" "BUTWHATABOUT" "WHAT ABOUT ALL THE " " ALL THE MURDERS THAT HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?" "ALL THE " " ALL THE MURDERS THAT HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?" "IDON'TKNOW." "HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?" "IDON'TKNOW." "UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?" "IDON'TKNOW." "UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?" "OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS " "UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?" "OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS -- WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN" "OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS -- WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?" "WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?" "THEYBURNIN HELL." "WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?" "THEYBURNIN HELL." "SORRY, JENNIFER." "THEYBURNIN HELL." "SORRY, JENNIFER." "VERYGOOD,VANCE,VERYGOOD ." "SORRY, JENNIFER." "VERYGOOD,VANCE,VERYGOOD ." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "VERYGOOD,VANCE,VERYGOOD ." "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL,WHATIF GODWAS A" "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL,WHATIF GODWAS A WOMAN?" "WELL,WHATIF GODWAS A WOMAN?" "WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED" "WOMAN?" "WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED HER WHEN HE WAS 12?" "WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED HER WHEN HE WAS 12?" "RAPE?" "HER WHEN HE WAS 12?" "RAPE?" "DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER." "RAPE?" "DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER." "EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN." "DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER." "EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN." "AND" "ANDHE WASPROBABLY" "EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN." "AND" "ANDHE WASPROBABLY WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL" "AND" "ANDHE WASPROBABLY WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE" "WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE ASKING FOR IT." "SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE ASKING FOR IT." "YOU'RERIGHT,JIMMY,AND GOD" "ASKING FOR IT." "YOU'RERIGHT,JIMMY,AND GOD  DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER," "YOU'RERIGHT,JIMMY,AND GOD  DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER, ANYWAY." "DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER, ANYWAY." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "ANYWAY." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS," "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS, JENNIFER." "NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS, JENNIFER." "BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY," "JENNIFER." "BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY, OKAY?" "BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY, OKAY?" "NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE." "OKAY?" "NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE." "WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?" "NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE." "WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?" "THEYBECOMEPRIESTS." "WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?" "THEYBECOMEPRIESTS." "[LAUGHS]" "THEYBECOMEPRIESTS." "[LAUGHS] [ GASPS ]" "[LAUGHS] [ GASPS ] MM." "[ GASPS ] MM. [ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP"" "MM. [ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP" PLAYS ]" "♪GETUP  WHOO!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP" "WHOO!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP YEAH!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP YEAH!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP" "YEAH!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP ♪ GET UP, GET UP" "♪GETUP ,GETUP ♪ GET UP, GET UP ♪I CAMEHERETOPRAY" "♪ GET UP, GET UP ♪I CAMEHERETOPRAY  ♪ NOW I'M READY TO PLAY" "♪I CAMEHERETOPRAY  ♪ NOW I'M READY TO PLAY YEAH!" "YEAH!" "♪ NOW I'M READY TO PLAY YEAH!" "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "♪ALWAYSPLAYEDBYTHE" "WHOO!" "♪ALWAYSPLAYEDBYTHE RULES ♪" "♪ALWAYSPLAYEDBYTHE RULES ♪ ♪I THINKYOU'REKINDOF" "RULES ♪ ♪I THINKYOU'REKINDOF CUTE ♪" "♪I THINKYOU'REKINDOF CUTE ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?" "CUTE ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?" "♪THESECLOTHESARE REALLY" "♪ WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?" "♪THESECLOTHESARE REALLY HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU ♪" "♪THESECLOTHESARE REALLY HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU ♪ WHOOP!" "HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU ♪ WHOOP!" "♪NOONE'SHERETOTELLUS" "WHOOP!" "♪NOONE'SHERETOTELLUS WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT ♪" "♪NOONE'SHERETOTELLUS WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT ♪ ♪I 'VEBEENHELDUPALLMY" "WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT ♪ ♪I 'VEBEENHELDUPALLMY LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY ♪" "♪I 'VEBEENHELDUPALLMY LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY ♪ [CHUCKLES]WHOO!" "LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY ♪ [CHUCKLES]WHOO!" "THERE'SNOSKINNY-DIPPING!" "[CHUCKLES]WHOO!" "THERE'SNOSKINNY-DIPPING!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP" "THERE'SNOSKINNY-DIPPING!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP ♪ GET UP, GET UP" "♪GETUP ,GETUP ♪ GET UP, GET UP ♪ GET UP, GET UP" "♪ GET UP, GET UP ♪ GET UP, GET UP [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]" "♪ GET UP, GET UP [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] ♪MOMMYANDDADDYAREN 'THERE" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] ♪MOMMYANDDADDYAREN 'THERE  TO PLEASE ♪" "♪MOMMYANDDADDYAREN 'THERE  TO PLEASE ♪ IDON'TLIKETHIS!" "TO PLEASE ♪ IDON'TLIKETHIS!" "THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!" "IDON'TLIKETHIS!" "THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!" "IT'SNOTAPPROPRIATE?" "THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!" "IT'SNOTAPPROPRIATE?" "THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE." "IT'SNOTAPPROPRIATE?" "THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE." "[Crying]NO, ITISN'T." "THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE." "[Crying]NO, ITISN'T." "♪BABY,COMEOVERHERE ♪" "[Crying]NO, ITISN'T." "♪BABY,COMEOVERHERE ♪ I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE" "♪BABY,COMEOVERHERE ♪ I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE DORK ♪" "I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE DORK ♪ ♪I 'LLTAKEALLTHATYOUGOT" "DORK ♪ ♪I 'LLTAKEALLTHATYOUGOT AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME" "♪I 'LLTAKEALLTHATYOUGOT AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MORE ♪" "AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MORE ♪ ♪NOONE'SHERETOTELLUS" "MORE ♪ ♪NOONE'SHERETOTELLUS WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT ♪" "♪NOONE'SHERETOTELLUS WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT ♪ ♪I 'VEBEENHELDUPALLMY" "WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT ♪ ♪I 'VEBEENHELDUPALLMY LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY ♪" "♪I 'VEBEENHELDUPALLMY LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY ♪ ♪GETUP ,GETUP" "LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY ♪ ♪GETUP ,GETUP ♪ GET UP, GET UP" "♪GETUP ,GETUP ♪ GET UP, GET UP ♪ GET UP, GET UP" "♪ GET UP, GET UP ♪ GET UP, GET UP YEAH!" "♪ GET UP, GET UP YEAH!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP" "YEAH!" "♪GETUP ,GETUP YEAH!" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "YOUKNOW,UH ,YOUREALLY OUGHT TO CONSIDER BECOMING A FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE." "OUGHT TO CONSIDER BECOMING A FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] UH-HUH." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] UH-HUH." "[CHUCKLES]" "UH-HUH." "[CHUCKLES] WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?" "[CHUCKLES] WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?" "[ SIGHS ]" "WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?" "[ SIGHS ] COOL." "[ SIGHS ] COOL." "[SIGHS]" "COOL." "[SIGHS] LOOK AT THIS SCENERY." "[SIGHS] LOOK AT THIS SCENERY." "Whew." "LOOK AT THIS SCENERY." "Whew." "ONLY GOD COULD HAVE CREATED" "Whew." "ONLY GOD COULD HAVE CREATED SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS." "ONLY GOD COULD HAVE CREATED SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS." "AMEN." "[ MUSIC FADES ] SO,WHAT'SNEXT?" "TRUST EXERCISES?" "SO,WHAT'SNEXT?" "TRUST EXERCISES?" "[Chuckling]NO." "TRUST EXERCISES?" "[Chuckling]NO." "I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A," "[Chuckling]NO." "I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A, UH, NATURE WALK PLANNED." "I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A, UH, NATURE WALK PLANNED." "[Sarcastically]RAD ." "UH, NATURE WALK PLANNED." "[Sarcastically]RAD ." "DON'TWORRY." "[Sarcastically]RAD ." "DON'TWORRY." "YOU COULD, UH, ALWAYS PAIR UP" "DON'TWORRY." "YOU COULD, UH, ALWAYS PAIR UP WITH ME." "YOU COULD, UH, ALWAYS PAIR UP WITH ME." "COOL." "WITH ME." "COOL." "I'D LIKE THAT." "COOL." "I'D LIKE THAT." "SO,I GUESS..." "I'D LIKE THAT." "SO,I GUESS..." "YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD" "SO,I GUESS..." "YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME UP HERE." "YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME UP HERE." "IT'SNOTTHAT." "TIME UP HERE." "IT'SNOTTHAT." "IT'S JUST..." "IT'SNOTTHAT." "IT'S JUST..." "FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO" "IT'S JUST..." "FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL" "FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW?" "BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW?" "YOUSHOULDN'T." "LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW?" "YOUSHOULDN'T." "DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?" "YOUSHOULDN'T." "DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?" "NO." "IT'SKINDOFCOMPLICATED." "DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?" "NO." "IT'SKINDOFCOMPLICATED." "THANKS, THOUGH." "NO." "IT'SKINDOFCOMPLICATED." "THANKS, THOUGH." "[CHUCKLES]" "THANKS, THOUGH." "[CHUCKLES] 2..." "[CHUCKLES] 2..." "AND... 2..." "AND..." "...AND3 ..." "AND..." "...AND3 ..." "...THEY AND3 ..." "...THEY..." "...ANDJESUS--  ...THEY..." "...ANDJESUS--  OOH!" "AND 4 ANDJESUS--  OOH!" "AND 4..." "AND 5..." "OOH!" "AND 4..." "AND 5..." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]" "AND 5..." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] ...AND9 ..." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] ...AND9 ..." "AND 10." "...AND9 ..." "AND 10." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "AND 10." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] WHATTHEHECK?" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] WHATTHEHECK?" "STOP IT!" "WHATTHEHECK?" "STOP IT!" "UGH." "STOP IT!" "UGH." "PERVERT." "UGH." "PERVERT." "OH." "UH..." "PERVERT." "OH." "UH..." "OOH!" "OH." "UH..." "OOH!" "ANDJESUS..." "OOH!" "ANDJESUS..." "AND 2..." "ANDJESUS..." "AND 2..." "UH,UH,UH ,UH ..." "AND 2..." "UH,UH,UH ,UH ..." "UH, BAMBI." "UH,UH,UH ,UH ..." "UH, BAMBI." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "UH, BAMBI." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] INTHENAMEOFTHEFATHER," "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] INTHENAMEOFTHEFATHER, AND OF THE SON, AND OF THE" "INTHENAMEOFTHEFATHER, AND OF THE SON, AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT." "AND OF THE SON, AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT." "OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH" "HOLY SPIRIT." "OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH A BAD GIRL." "OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH A BAD GIRL." "[ CRYING ]" "A BAD GIRL." "[ CRYING ] BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M" "[ CRYING ] BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M GONNA " " I'M GONNA GET " " I" "BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M GONNA " " I'M GONNA GET " " I PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER." "GONNA " " I'M GONNA GET " " I PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER." "I'M GONNA GET ALL THOSE" "PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER." "I'M GONNA GET ALL THOSE SINNERS " " ALL OF THEM " " I" "I'M GONNA GET ALL THOSE SINNERS " " ALL OF THEM " " I PROMISE." "SINNERS " " ALL OF THEM " " I PROMISE." "THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU" "PROMISE." "THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM." "THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM." "AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE" "LOVE THEM." "AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE GONNA KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE" "AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE GONNA KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS" "GONNA KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!" "THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!" "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]" "MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!" "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] I LOVE YOU." "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] I LOVE YOU." "I LOVE YOU, JESUS." "I LOVE YOU." "I LOVE YOU, JESUS." "I LOVE YOU." "I LOVE YOU, JESUS." "I LOVE YOU." "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]" "I LOVE YOU." "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ WAILS ]" "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ WAILS ] [ MUSIC FADES ]" "[ WAILS ] [ MUSIC FADES ] [LAUGHING]" "♪FROZENTIME,FROZEN..." "IWONDERHOWTHOSEDUMB ..." "CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING." "IWONDERHOWTHOSEDUMB ..." "CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING." "AW..." "THEY'REDOINGNOTHING" "CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING." "AW..." "THEY'REDOINGNOTHING DYING, IF SISTER MARY CHOPPER" "AW..." "THEY'REDOINGNOTHING DYING, IF SISTER MARY CHOPPER DECIDES TO MAKE AN ENCORE." "DECIDES TO MAKE AN ENCORE." "[LAUGHING]" "[LAUGHING] [ CHALK SCREECHING ON BOARD ]" "[ CHALK SCREECHING ON BOARD ] OH!" "OH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "...DWAYNE!" "...DWAYNE!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "IHATEWHENHETALKS!" "OH!" "AAH!" "IHATEWHENHETALKS!" "OH!" "AAH!" "COME ON, COME ON." "OH!" "AAH!" "COME ON, COME ON." "OH." "OH." "OH." "COME ON, COME ON." "OH." "OH." "OH." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "OH." "OH." "OH." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] OH!" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] OH!" "G-GLO" " GLO" "OH!" "G-GLO" " GLO-- OH..." "NO." "G-GLO" " GLO-- OH..." "NO." "YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP." "OH..." "NO." "YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP." "YOU HEAR ME?" "YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP." "YOU HEAR ME?" "WE WARNED THEM." "YOU HEAR ME?" "WE WARNED THEM." "WE DID OUR BEST." "WE WARNED THEM." "WE DID OUR BEST." "THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO." "WE DID OUR BEST." "THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO." "AND QUIT WASTING PEANUTS." "THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO." "AND QUIT WASTING PEANUTS." "[LAUGHING]" "♪JESUSLOVESME ♪ THAT I KNOW ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO" "♪ THAT I KNOW ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR" "♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR PRAYERS ♪" "♪ IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR PRAYERS ♪ [ Laughing ] ♪ THEN WE KNOW" "PRAYERS ♪ [ Laughing ] ♪ THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES ♪" "[ Laughing ] ♪ THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES ♪ ♪ JESUS LOVES ME" "THAT JESUS CARES ♪ ♪ JESUS LOVES ME ♪ THAT I KNOW" "♪ JESUS LOVES ME ♪ THAT I KNOW ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO" "♪ THAT I KNOW ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR" "♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR PRAYERS ♪" "♪ IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR PRAYERS ♪ THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES." "PRAYERS ♪ THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES." "JESUS LOVES YOU." "THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES." "JESUS LOVES YOU." "I LOVE YOU." "JESUS LOVES YOU." "I LOVE YOU." "[ LAUGHING ]" "I LOVE YOU." "[ LAUGHING ] ♪ I LOVE YOU" "[ LAUGHING ] ♪ I LOVE YOU ♪ JESUS LOVES ME" "♪ I LOVE YOU ♪ JESUS LOVES ME [ Laughing ] ♪ WE ARE A HAPPY" "♪ JESUS LOVES ME [ Laughing ] ♪ WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY ♪" "[ Laughing ] ♪ WE ARE A HAPPY FAMILY ♪ [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "FAMILY ♪ [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC FADES ]" "[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] OH,MILLIE,UM ,I-IHAD A QUESTION." "OH,MILLIE,UM ,I-IHAD A QUESTION." "I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD" "QUESTION." "I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD JUST..." "I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD JUST..." "[ PATS SEAT ]" "JUST..." "[ PATS SEAT ] UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE." "[ PATS SEAT ] UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE." "[SIGHS]" "UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE." "[SIGHS] LOOK,UM,IWAS CONCERNED" "[SIGHS] LOOK,UM,IWAS CONCERNED ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS." "LOOK,UM,IWAS CONCERNED ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS." "[SIGHS]" "ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS." "[SIGHS] WE ALL ARE." "[SIGHS] WE ALL ARE." "ISITTRUETHAT,UH,SHE'S A," "WE ALL ARE." "ISITTRUETHAT,UH,SHE'S A, UM " " HERE ON COURT ORDER?" "ISITTRUETHAT,UH,SHE'S A, UM " " HERE ON COURT ORDER?" "[SCOFFS]" "UM " " HERE ON COURT ORDER?" "[SCOFFS] NOT NOW, VANCE." "[SCOFFS] NOT NOW, VANCE." "UM,BUTTADSAIDTHAT SHE" "NOT NOW, VANCE." "UM,BUTTADSAIDTHAT SHE WAS, AND..." "I..." "I...." "AMA ..." "STRAIGHT MAN..." "WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES." "STRAIGHT MAN..." "WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES." "WHATYOUDOING?" "WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES." "WHATYOUDOING?" "OH." "HEY." "WHATYOUDOING?" "OH." "HEY." "HEY." "OH." "HEY." "HEY." "[PANTING]" "HEY." "[PANTING] CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK" "[PANTING] CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID." "CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID." "IHATEFATPEOPLE." "WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID." "IHATEFATPEOPLE." "TOTALLY." "IHATEFATPEOPLE." "TOTALLY." "THEYSMELL." "TOTALLY." "THEYSMELL." "IDON'TKNOW," "THEYSMELL." "IDON'TKNOW, FATHER CUMMINGS." "IDON'TKNOW, FATHER CUMMINGS." "I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK" "FATHER CUMMINGS." "I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK WITHOUT MY COOKIES." "I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK WITHOUT MY COOKIES." "DO I REALLY HAVE TO?" "WITHOUT MY COOKIES." "DO I REALLY HAVE TO?" "WELL,IFYOUWANTTOBE ABLE" "DO I REALLY HAVE TO?" "WELL,IFYOUWANTTOBE ABLE TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD," "WELL,IFYOUWANTTOBE ABLE TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD, YOU DO, TIMMY." "TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD, YOU DO, TIMMY." "[SIGHS]" "YOU DO, TIMMY." "[SIGHS] I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD." "[SIGHS] I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD." "SODOI, TIMMY." "I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD." "SODOI, TIMMY." "SO DO I." "SODOI, TIMMY." "SO DO I. UH..." "SO DO I. UH..." "SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE." "UH..." "SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "THAT'SJUSTWHATMYDADSAID." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "THAT'SJUSTWHATMYDADSAID." "I'MSORRYFORTHE WAY I'VE" "THAT'SJUSTWHATMYDADSAID." "I'MSORRYFORTHE WAY I'VE BEEN ACTING, MILLIE." "I'MSORRYFORTHE WAY I'VE BEEN ACTING, MILLIE." "I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED" "BEEN ACTING, MILLIE." "I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED ABOUT SOME THINGS." "I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED ABOUT SOME THINGS." "[CHUCKLES]" "ABOUT SOME THINGS." "[CHUCKLES] IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU" "[CHUCKLES] IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH," "IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH, JENNIFER." "HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH, JENNIFER." "IT'S ONLY NATURAL." "JENNIFER." "IT'S ONLY NATURAL." "IJUSTFINDITHARD TO" "IT'S ONLY NATURAL." "IJUSTFINDITHARD TO BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE" "IJUSTFINDITHARD TO BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE ONLY ANSWER." "BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE ONLY ANSWER." "WELL..." "ONLY ANSWER." "WELL..." "YOUKNOW,YOU'DBEKIND OF" "WELL..." "YOUKNOW,YOU'DBEKIND OF PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A" "YOUKNOW,YOU'DBEKIND OF PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A HORSE FACE." "PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A HORSE FACE." "BUTI HAVEPERKYBOOBS." "HORSE FACE." "BUTI HAVEPERKYBOOBS." "YOUDOSEEMYPOINT,THOUGH," "BUTI HAVEPERKYBOOBS." "YOUDOSEEMYPOINT,THOUGH, DON'T YOU, MILLIE?" "YOUDOSEEMYPOINT,THOUGH, DON'T YOU, MILLIE?" "IDO." "DON'T YOU, MILLIE?" "IDO." "I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER," "IDO." "I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER, BUT " "I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER, BUT -- LETMEGIVEYOU ANEXAMPLE." "BUT -- LETMEGIVEYOU ANEXAMPLE." "DOYOUWANTTOPLAY WITH MY" "LETMEGIVEYOU ANEXAMPLE." "DOYOUWANTTOPLAY WITH MY PINK, FUZZY ONE?" "DOYOUWANTTOPLAY WITH MY PINK, FUZZY ONE?" "OH.[ CHUCKLES]" "PINK, FUZZY ONE?" "OH.[ CHUCKLES] YEAH, YEAH." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] YEAH, YEAH." "I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN" "YEAH, YEAH." "I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH," "I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH, MAYBE LATER, HUH?" "AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH, MAYBE LATER, HUH?" "COOL." "MAYBE LATER, HUH?" "COOL." "OKAY." "COOL." "OKAY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "BYE." "OKAY." "BYE." "BYE." "BYE." "BYE." "[CHUCKLES]" "BYE." "[CHUCKLES] HEISSO INTOME." "[CHUCKLES] HEISSO INTOME." "ANDTHENHE DIES." "HEISSO INTOME." "ANDTHENHE DIES." "DOES HE GO TO HELL?" "ANDTHENHE DIES." "DOES HE GO TO HELL?" "IDON'TKNOW,JENNIFER." "DOES HE GO TO HELL?" "IDON'TKNOW,JENNIFER." "I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO" "IDON'TKNOW,JENNIFER." "I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO SACRIFICE ISAAC?" "I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO SACRIFICE ISAAC?" "WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE" "SACRIFICE ISAAC?" "WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE?" "WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE?" "[High-pitchedvoice]OH ," "CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE?" "[High-pitchedvoice]OH ,  BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY." "[High-pitchedvoice]OH ,  BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY." "[ Normal voice ] I KNOW." "BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY." "[ Normal voice ] I KNOW." "[ CHUCKLES" "[ Normal voice ] I KNOW." "[ CHUCKLES BEAUTIFULDAY." "[ CHUCKLES BEAUTIFULDAY." "[GASPS]OH." "BEAUTIFULDAY." "[GASPS]OH." "I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I" "[GASPS]OH." "I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I SWEAR." "I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I SWEAR." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "SWEAR." "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL,MAYBEYOU'DLIKE" "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL,MAYBEYOU'DLIKE SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH." "WELL,MAYBEYOU'DLIKE SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH." "OH,I 'MSORRY." "SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH." "OH,I 'MSORRY." "MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY" "OH,I 'MSORRY." "MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY WITH BLACK BOYS." "MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY WITH BLACK BOYS." "SEE YA." "WITH BLACK BOYS." "SEE YA." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "SEE YA." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC FADES ]" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC FADES ] [LAUGHS]" "[ MUSIC FADES ] [LAUGHS] YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD?" "[LAUGHS] YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD?" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE..." "IT." "YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD?" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE..." "IT." "[ LAUGHING ]" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE..." "IT." "[ LAUGHING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ LAUGHING ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC FADES ]" "[SIGHS] SO, VANCE, SEE YOU READING THE BIBLE ALL THE TIME." "SO, VANCE, SEE YOU READING THE BIBLE ALL THE TIME." "YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOUT" "BIBLE ALL THE TIME." "YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOUT CHRISTIAN." "YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOUT CHRISTIAN." "YEAH,WELL,I'MJUSTTRYING" "CHRISTIAN." "YEAH,WELL,I'MJUSTTRYING TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT." "YEAH,WELL,I'MJUSTTRYING TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT." "LOOPHOLES?" "TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT." "LOOPHOLES?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "LOOPHOLES?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "UH,YOUKNOW,DIFFERENT" "WHAT'S THAT?" "UH,YOUKNOW,DIFFERENT THINGS." "UH,YOUKNOW,DIFFERENT THINGS." "LIKEWHAT?" "THINGS." "LIKEWHAT?" "LIKE,RIGHTNOW?" "LIKEWHAT?" "LIKE,RIGHTNOW?" "YEAH?" "LIKE,RIGHTNOW?" "YEAH?" "UM..." "YEAH?" "UM..." "RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH..." "UM..." "RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH..." "JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE" "RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH..." "JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY." "JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY." "SALAMI?" "WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY." "SALAMI?" "SODOMY." "SALAMI?" "SODOMY." "WHAT'SSODOMY?" "SODOMY." "WHAT'SSODOMY?" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "WHAT'SSODOMY?" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [Voicecracking]SO ..." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [Voicecracking]SO ..." "[ Normal voice ] BRITTANY..." "[Voicecracking]SO ..." "[ Normal voice ] BRITTANY..." "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" "[ Normal voice ] BRITTANY..." "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" "[Chuckling]OH, GOD 'STHE" "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" "[Chuckling]OH, GOD 'STHE  ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE." "[Chuckling]OH, GOD 'STHE  ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE." "WHY?" "DID TAD SAY SOMETHING?" "ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE." "WHY?" "DID TAD SAY SOMETHING?" "NO." "WHY?" "DID TAD SAY SOMETHING?" "NO." "[SIGHS]" "NO." "[SIGHS] [ SCOFFS ]" "[SIGHS] [ SCOFFS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ SCOFFS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪JESUSLOVESME" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪JESUSLOVESME ♪ THAT I KNOW" "♪JESUSLOVESME ♪ THAT I KNOW [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]" "♪ THAT I KNOW [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [Sighing]AH." "[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [Sighing]AH." "[ MUSIC FADES ]" "[Sighing]AH." "[ MUSIC FADES ] THEREISDEFINITELYSOME" "[ MUSIC FADES ] THEREISDEFINITELYSOME JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND." "THEREISDEFINITELYSOME JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND." "OOH,DON'TIKNOWIT!" "JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND." "OOH,DON'TIKNOWIT!" "[CHUCKLES]" "OOH,DON'TIKNOWIT!" "[CHUCKLES] SO,DOYOUREALLYTHINK" "[CHUCKLES] SO,DOYOUREALLYTHINK BRITTANY'S EASY?" "SO,DOYOUREALLYTHINK BRITTANY'S EASY?" "GOD,I HOPE." "BRITTANY'S EASY?" "GOD,I HOPE." "I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A" "GOD,I HOPE." "I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN." "I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN." "IKNOW,BUTIWASTHINKING," "VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN." "IKNOW,BUTIWASTHINKING, MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK IT" "IKNOW,BUTIWASTHINKING, MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A" "MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK IT WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN, TOO." "WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN, TOO." "THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT," "CHRISTIAN, TOO." "THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT, RIGHT?" "THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT, RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "I'MNOTSUREWESHOULDBE" "RIGHT?" "I'MNOTSUREWESHOULDBE TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF" "I'MNOTSUREWESHOULDBE TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF." "TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF." "I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS" "STUFF." "I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR..." "I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR..." "LITERALLY." "CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR..." "LITERALLY." "YOU'RENOTAFATHER," "LITERALLY." "YOU'RENOTAFATHER, BROTHER ZEKE." "YOU'RENOTAFATHER, BROTHER ZEKE." "COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME" "BROTHER ZEKE." "COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH" "COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH MILLIE, HUH?" "THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH MILLIE, HUH?" "OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK" "MILLIE, HUH?" "OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND?" "OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND?" "COME ON, JUST ONE TIME!" "JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND?" "COME ON, JUST ONE TIME!" "IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND." "COME ON, JUST ONE TIME!" "IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND." "NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OUT" "IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND." "NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT IT." "NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT IT." "ITWOULDBE NICE." "ABOUT IT." "ITWOULDBE NICE." "...RIGHT,ITWOULD." "ITWOULDBE NICE." "...RIGHT,ITWOULD." "SO, WHAT DO WE DO?" "...RIGHT,ITWOULD." "SO, WHAT DO WE DO?" "YOUMEAN,YOUGOT NOTHING?" "SO, WHAT DO WE DO?" "YOUMEAN,YOUGOT NOTHING?" "NO,THAT'SWHYI'M ASKING" "YOUMEAN,YOUGOT NOTHING?" "NO,THAT'SWHYI'M ASKING YOU." "NO,THAT'SWHYI'M ASKING YOU." "[SCOFFS]" "YOU." "[SCOFFS] LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO." "[SCOFFS] LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO." "I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN." "LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO." "I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN." "I'LL RUN BACK TO THE" "I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN." "I'LL RUN BACK TO THE CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP" "I'LL RUN BACK TO THE CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS." "CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS." "RUBBERS?" "SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS." "RUBBERS?" "WHAT?" "WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL?" "RUBBERS?" "WHAT?" "WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL?" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "WHAT?" "WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL?" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH BRITTANY?" "I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH BRITTANY?" "I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.?" "BRITTANY?" "I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?" "I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?" "DUDE,YOUAREA..." "FOOL,MAN." "IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?" "DUDE,YOUAREA..." "FOOL,MAN." "THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A" "DUDE,YOUAREA..." "FOOL,MAN." "THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN" "THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN SKANKS!" "COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN SKANKS!" "[Chuckling]OH." "SKANKS!" "[Chuckling]OH." "OKAY, TOTALLY." "[Chuckling]OH." "OKAY, TOTALLY." "TOTALLY." "OKAY, TOTALLY." "TOTALLY." "BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?" "TOTALLY." "BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?" "THEBEER,MY GOODMAN ..." "BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?" "THEBEER,MY GOODMAN ..." "MM-HMM?" "THEBEER,MY GOODMAN ..." "MM-HMM?" "...ISTOLOOSENUPTHELADIES" "MM-HMM?" "...ISTOLOOSENUPTHELADIES A TAD." "...ISTOLOOSENUPTHELADIES A TAD." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "A TAD." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH.[ CHUCKLES]" "[ CHUCKLES ] OH.[ CHUCKLES] I SMELL YOU." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] I SMELL YOU." "TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES." "I SMELL YOU." "TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES." "RIGHT." "I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT." "TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES." "RIGHT." "I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT." "ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU" "RIGHT." "I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT." "ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE" "ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE REALIZES YOU'RE GONE." "BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE REALIZES YOU'RE GONE." "OH,OH,OKAY." "REALIZES YOU'RE GONE." "OH,OH,OKAY." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE." "OH,OH,OKAY." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE." "UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR" "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE." "UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR YOU, MASSA?" "UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR YOU, MASSA?" "NO,JUST" " JUSTGET THE " "YOU, MASSA?" "NO,JUST" " JUSTGET THE -- JUST GET THE BEER." "NO,JUST" " JUSTGET THE -- JUST GET THE BEER." "[CHUCKLES]" "JUST GET THE BEER." "[CHUCKLES] [SIGHS]" "[CHUCKLES] [SIGHS] YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING" "[SIGHS] YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING SOMETHING DOWN HERE." "YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING SOMETHING DOWN HERE." "AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME" "SOMETHING DOWN HERE." "AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME RAD TAD." "AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME RAD TAD." "OW!" "RAD TAD." "OW!" "YEAH!" "OW!" "YEAH!" "TAD." "YEAH!" "TAD." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "TAD." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD." "[ CHUCKLES ] I SHALL NOT WANT!" "[ CHUCKLES ] I SHALL NOT WANT!" "[ GASPS ]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "[ THUD ]" "[MOANING]" "[Echoing]" I AM THEONE ." "I DIED." "AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"" "I DIED." "AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!" I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO" "AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!" I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO HADES AND DEATH!"" "I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO HADES AND DEATH!" IWANTTO BE APRIESTWHEN I" "HADES AND DEATH!" IWANTTO BE APRIESTWHEN I GROW UP." "IWANTTO BE APRIESTWHEN I GROW UP." "[LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "YOU'LL NEVER BE A PRIEST." "YOU'LL BE A GIRL, JUST LIKE THAT..." "OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO" "YOU'LL BE A GIRL, JUST LIKE THAT..." "OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO BE!" "THAT..." "OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO BE!" "OH!" "BE!" "OH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "OH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] YOU'RE A GIRL!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] YOU'RE A GIRL!" "NO!" "[ BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "YOU'RE A GIRL!" "NO!" "[ BREATHINGHEAVILY] YOU'REA GIRL." "NO!" "[ BREATHINGHEAVILY] YOU'REA GIRL." "NO!" "YOU'REA GIRL." "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "NO!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] UGH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] UGH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "UGH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MOANING ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MOANING ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ MOANING ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ MUSIC FADES ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ MUSIC FADES ] SO,THEREWE ARE,3MINUTES" "[ MUSIC FADES ] SO,THEREWE ARE,3MINUTES TO GO, 13 DOWN." "SO,THEREWE ARE,3MINUTES TO GO, 13 DOWN." "NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS" "TO GO, 13 DOWN." "NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE" "NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY." "LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY." "NOWAY." "CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY." "NOWAY." "WAY." "NOWAY." "WAY." "SO,WHATPOSITIONDOYOU" "WAY." "SO,WHATPOSITIONDOYOU PLAY, AGAIN?" "SO,WHATPOSITIONDOYOU PLAY, AGAIN?" "QUARTERBACK." "PLAY, AGAIN?" "QUARTERBACK." "THAT'S,LIKE,THEBESTONE." "QUARTERBACK." "THAT'S,LIKE,THEBESTONE." "WHATEVER." "THAT'S,LIKE,THEBESTONE." "WHATEVER." "[ SCOFFS ]" "WHATEVER." "[ SCOFFS ] LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO" "[ SCOFFS ] LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP" "LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP SOME BREWSKIES." "DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP SOME BREWSKIES." "HOW'DYOUMANAGETHAT?" "SOME BREWSKIES." "HOW'DYOUMANAGETHAT?" "LEAVETHEDETAILSTOME." "HOW'DYOUMANAGETHAT?" "LEAVETHEDETAILSTOME." "WELL,ISHE GONNAGET ANY" "LEAVETHEDETAILSTOME." "WELL,ISHE GONNAGET ANY  WINE COOLERS?" "WELL,ISHE GONNAGET ANY  WINE COOLERS?" "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL" "WINE COOLERS?" "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL WITH WINE COOLERS." "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL WITH WINE COOLERS." "WELL,YOU'LLBE DRINKING" "WITH WINE COOLERS." "WELL,YOU'LLBE DRINKING SOMETHING." "WELL,YOU'LLBE DRINKING SOMETHING." "YEAH?" "SOMETHING." "YEAH?" "JUSTMEETME AT THEFIREPIT" "YEAH?" "JUSTMEETME AT THEFIREPIT AT MIDNIGHT." "JUSTMEETME AT THEFIREPIT AT MIDNIGHT." "I'LLBETHERE." "AT MIDNIGHT." "I'LLBETHERE." "BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU..." "I'LLBETHERE." "BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU..." "I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I" "BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU..." "I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I DRINK." "I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I DRINK." "SODOI." "DRINK." "SODOI.  I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT..." "SODOI.  I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT..." "SILLY." "I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT..." "SILLY." "IT'SBRITTANY." "SILLY." "IT'SBRITTANY." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "TAD?" "HEY!" "FATHER CUMMINGS." "WHAT'S UP?" "HEY!" "FATHER CUMMINGS." "WHAT'S UP?" "UH,WELL,TAD,WESEEM TOBE" "WHAT'S UP?" "UH,WELL,TAD,WESEEM TOBE  MISSING ZEKE." "UH,WELL,TAD,WESEEM TOBE  MISSING ZEKE." "HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" "MISSING ZEKE." "HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" "STILL?" "HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" "STILL?" ""STILL"?" "STILL?" ""STILL"?" "TAD?" ""STILL"?" "TAD?" "I" "I FORGOTTO TELLYOU ." "TAD?" "I" "I FORGOTTO TELLYOU ." "BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH..." "I" "I FORGOTTO TELLYOU ." "BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH..." "HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL" "BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH..." "HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH," "HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH, MATCHES." "STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH, MATCHES." "MATCHES?" "MATCHES." "MATCHES?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "MATCHES?" "[ CHUCKLES ] OH, THAT'S FUNNY." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH, THAT'S FUNNY." "WE " " WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES," "OH, THAT'S FUNNY." "WE " " WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES, DON'T WE?" "WE " " WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES, DON'T WE?" "HMM." "DON'T WE?" "HMM." "I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW." "HMM." "I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW." "I " " THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID." "I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW." "I " " THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID." "HMM." "I " " THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID." "HMM." "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD." "HMM." "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD." "DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE" "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD." "DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?" "DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?" "WILLDO." "OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?" "WILLDO." "[CHUCKLES]" "WILLDO." "[CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLING]" "BROTHER ZEKE." "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] BROTHER ZEKE." "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] BROTHER ZEKE." "ZEKE!" "BROTHER ZEKE." "ZEKE!" "ZEKE!" "ZEKE!" "ZEKE!" "GETTING ON THAT HOLY HIGH!" "ZEKE!" "GETTING ON THAT HOLY HIGH!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "GETTING ON THAT HOLY HIGH!" "[ CHUCKLES ] ZEKE!" "[ CHUCKLES ] ZEKE!" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "ZEKE!" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ZEKE!" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ZEKE!" "ZEKE?" "ZEKE!" "ZEKE?" "ZEKE!" "ZEKE?" "ZEKE!" "AAH!" "ZEKE!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "AAH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] HOLY..." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] HOLY..." "AAH!" "HOLY..." "AAH!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "AAH!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH!" "AAH!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH, YEAH!" "AAH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH!" "OH, YEAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "OH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH..." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH..." "[ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ]" "OH..." "[ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ] [ GASPING ]" "[ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ] [ GASPING ] NO!" "[ GASPING ] NO!" "OH, GOD, NO!" "NO!" "OH, GOD, NO!" "AAAH!" "OH, GOD, NO!" "AAAH!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "[ RUSTLING ]" "[ MUSIC FADES ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION IN DISTANCE ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION IN DISTANCE ] [SIGHS]" "IN DISTANCE ] [SIGHS] YOUKNOW,THISWEEKENDHAS" "[SIGHS] YOUKNOW,THISWEEKENDHAS GONE BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE" "YOUKNOW,THISWEEKENDHAS GONE BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED." "GONE BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "EVER IMAGINED." "[ CHUCKLES ] GOD HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS" "[ CHUCKLES ] GOD HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS WEEKEND, MILLIE." "GOD HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS WEEKEND, MILLIE." "HE'S BLESSED OUR BANK ACCOUNT," "WEEKEND, MILLIE." "HE'S BLESSED OUR BANK ACCOUNT, AS WELL." "HE'S BLESSED OUR BANK ACCOUNT, AS WELL." "WE MAY ACTUALLY BE BUYING THIS" "AS WELL." "WE MAY ACTUALLY BE BUYING THIS CAMP, AFTER ALL." "WE MAY ACTUALLY BE BUYING THIS CAMP, AFTER ALL." "UH, SORRY, MILLIE, I DON'T" "CAMP, AFTER ALL." "UH, SORRY, MILLIE, I DON'T DETECT ANY ENTHUSIASM ON YOUR" "UH, SORRY, MILLIE, I DON'T DETECT ANY ENTHUSIASM ON YOUR PART." "DETECT ANY ENTHUSIASM ON YOUR PART." "[CHUCKLES]" "PART." "[CHUCKLES] I'M SORRY, FATHER." "[CHUCKLES] I'M SORRY, FATHER." "IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY." "I'M SORRY, FATHER." "IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY." "I'M JUST TIRED." "IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY." "I'M JUST TIRED." "WELL,ITIS GETTINGLATE." "I'M JUST TIRED." "WELL,ITIS GETTINGLATE." "HMM." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN IN." "WELL,ITIS GETTINGLATE." "HMM." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN IN." "ITHINKIWILL." "HMM." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN IN." "ITHINKIWILL." "I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS" "ITHINKIWILL." "I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS FIRST." "I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GIRLS FIRST." "GOOD NIGHT, FATHER." "FIRST." "GOOD NIGHT, FATHER." "UH,DON'T" " DON'TFORGETTO" "GOOD NIGHT, FATHER." "UH,DON'T" " DON'TFORGETTO SAY YOUR PRAYERS, OKAY?" "UH,DON'T" " DON'TFORGETTO SAY YOUR PRAYERS, OKAY?" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "SAY YOUR PRAYERS, OKAY?" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "[SNORING]" "Okay." "[SNORING] [ MUSIC STOPS ]" "[SNORING] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [MOUTHINGWORDS]" "[ MUSIC STOPS ] [MOUTHINGWORDS] [STOPSSNORING]" "[MOUTHINGWORDS] [STOPSSNORING] [ SNORING ]" "[ STOPS SNORING ] WHAT, VANCE?" "I'MTRYINGTO SHUTYOU UP." "WHAT, VANCE?" "I'MTRYINGTO SHUTYOU UP." "YOU WERE SNORING AGAIN." "I'MTRYINGTO SHUTYOU UP." "YOU WERE SNORING AGAIN." "[Whining]NO, IWASN 'T!" "YOU WERE SNORING AGAIN." "[Whining]NO, IWASN 'T!" "YES,YOUWERE." "[Whining]NO, IWASN 'T!" "YES,YOUWERE." "[SCOFFS]" "YES,YOUWERE." "[SCOFFS] I'M GONNA GO FIND A SODA" "[SCOFFS] I'M GONNA GO FIND A SODA MACHINE." "I'M GONNA GO FIND A SODA MACHINE." "I'M THIRSTY." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] [ FIRE CRACKLING ]" "[ ANIMAL SCREECHES ] [CHUCKLING] [ INHALING SHARPLY ]" "[CHUCKLING] [ INHALING SHARPLY ] [ CHUCKLING ]" "[ INHALING SHARPLY ] [ CHUCKLING ] OH, BROTHER ZEKE..." "[ CHUCKLING ] OH, BROTHER ZEKE..." "[ SIGHS ]" "OH, BROTHER ZEKE..." "[ SIGHS ] SOME GOOD..." "BRO." "[ SIGHS ] SOME GOOD..." "BRO." "[ COUGHS ]" "SOME GOOD..." "BRO." "[ COUGHS ] YEAH." "[ COUGHS ] YEAH." "HMM." "YEAH." "HMM." "[ CHUCKLING ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] UH... [ COUGHING ] WHO'S THERE?" "UH... [ COUGHING ] WHO'S THERE?" "[ Sighing ] GOD." "WHO'S THERE?" "[ Sighing ] GOD." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] AW." "[ GRUNTS ] AW." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "AW." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "OH." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] YEAH, JUST A MINUTE!" "WHO ARE YOU?" ""IAMTHEWAY ." OH,MYGOD!" ""IAMTHEWAY ." OH,MYGOD!" "[ SLASH ]" "OH,MYGOD!" "[ SLASH ] AAH." "[ SLASH ] AAH." ""IAMTHETRUTH."" "AAH." ""IAMTHETRUTH." [ SLASH ]" ""IAMTHETRUTH." [ SLASH ] UGH." "[ SLASH ] UGH." "UGH." "UGH." "UGH." ""ANDI AMTHELIFE!"" "UGH." ""ANDI AMTHELIFE!" [MOANING]" ""ANDI AMTHELIFE!" [MOANING] "NOBODYCOMESUNTOTHE LORD" "[MOANING] "NOBODYCOMESUNTOTHE LORD EXCEPT THROUGH ME"!" ""NOBODYCOMESUNTOTHE LORD EXCEPT THROUGH ME"!" "[GASPING]" "EXCEPT THROUGH ME"!" "[GASPING] [GRUNTS]" "[GASPING] [GRUNTS] EPHESIANS 2:8." "[GRUNTS] EPHESIANS 2:8." "[ SLASH ]" "EPHESIANS 2:8." "[ SLASH ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ SLASH ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ FIRE CRACKLING ]" "[ MUSIC FADES ] DIDI DOSOMETHINGWRONG?" "[ SIGHS ]" "DIDI DOSOMETHINGWRONG?" "[ SIGHS ] [ SLAPS LEG ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ SLAPS LEG ] [SIGHS]" "[ SLAPS LEG ] [SIGHS] FATHER CUMMINGS, I FORGOT TO" "[SIGHS] FATHER CUMMINGS, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "[ SIGHS ]" "HMM." "WONDER IF THERE'S A CUP." "[ DRAWER OPENS ]" "WONDER IF THERE'S A CUP." "[ DRAWER OPENS ] [ DRAWER CLOSES ]" "[ DRAWER OPENS ] [ DRAWER CLOSES ] [ DRAWER OPENS ]" "[ DRAWER CLOSES ] [ DRAWER OPENS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ DRAWER OPENS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ] HE KNEW." "[ MUSIC FADES ] IHATEBOYS." "I SHOULD JUST BECOME A..." "LIKE" "IHATEBOYS." "I SHOULD JUST BECOME A..." "LIKE MILLIE." "I SHOULD JUST BECOME A..." "LIKE MILLIE." "EW. [ CHUCKLES ]" "[ SMOOCHES ] AT LEAST I HAVE YOU." "[ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ] [ SIGHS ]" "TAD..." "IS THAT YOU?" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHUCKLES ]" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHUCKLES ] I KNEW YOU LOVED ME." "[ CHUCKLES ] I KNEW YOU LOVED ME." "SO..." "I KNEW YOU LOVED ME." "SO..." "I LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING" "SO..." "I LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING TODAY." "I LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING TODAY." "IT'S CALLED A LOOPHOLE." "TODAY." "IT'S CALLED A LOOPHOLE." "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT?" "IT'S CALLED A LOOPHOLE." "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT?" "I HADN'T EITHER." "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT?" "I HADN'T EITHER." "ANYWAY, VANCE SAID IT WAS A WAY," "I HADN'T EITHER." "ANYWAY, VANCE SAID IT WAS A WAY, YOU KNOW, TO GET AROUND SOME OF" "ANYWAY, VANCE SAID IT WAS A WAY, YOU KNOW, TO GET AROUND SOME OF THE RULES." "YOU KNOW, TO GET AROUND SOME OF THE RULES." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "THE RULES." "[ CHUCKLES ] SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE" "[ CHUCKLES ] SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE COULD DO IT IN THE BUTT." "SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE COULD DO IT IN THE BUTT." "YOU THINK THAT MIGHT WORK?" "COULD DO IT IN THE BUTT." "YOU THINK THAT MIGHT WORK?" "I REALLY DON'T THINK HE'D MIND." "YOU THINK THAT MIGHT WORK?" "I REALLY DON'T THINK HE'D MIND." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "OH." "OH!" "JUST GO A LITTLE SLOW, OKAY?" "'CAUSE " " OH!" "JUST GO A LITTLE SLOW, OKAY?" "'CAUSE " " OH!" "[ Chuckling ] TAD." "'CAUSE " " OH!" "[ Chuckling ] TAD." "[ GASPS ] OH." "[ Chuckling ] TAD." "[ GASPS ] OH." "TAD?" "[ GASPS ] OH." "TAD?" "CHOKEFORJESUS,SALOME." "TAD?" "CHOKEFORJESUS,SALOME." "AAH!" "AAH!" "CHOKEFORJESUS,SALOME." "AAH!" "AAH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] AAH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] AAH!" "[CONTINUESLAUGHINGEVILLY]" "AAH!" "[CONTINUESLAUGHINGEVILLY] [ STOPS LAUGHING ]" "[CONTINUESLAUGHINGEVILLY] [ STOPS LAUGHING ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ STOPS LAUGHING ] [ SIGHS ] ♪ JESUS LOVES ME" "[ SIGHS ] ♪ JESUS LOVES ME ♪ THAT I KNOW" "♪ JESUS LOVES ME ♪ THAT I KNOW ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO" "♪ THAT I KNOW ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ IF YOU'RE GOOD AND SAY YOUR" "♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ IF YOU'RE GOOD AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS ♪" "♪ IF YOU'RE GOOD AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS ♪ ♪ THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW JESUS" "PRAYERS ♪ ♪ THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW JESUS CARES ♪" "♪ THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW JESUS CARES ♪ [ CHUCKLING ]" "CARES ♪ [ CHUCKLING ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "BRITTANY?" "BRITTANY?" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "[ GASPING ]" "OH, MY GOD!" "[ GASPING ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "[ GASPING ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ CLICK ]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ CLICK ] OH, MY GOD!" "[ CLICK ] OH, MY GOD!" "WHAT?" "OH, MY GOD!" "WHAT?" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "WHAT?" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] WE GOT TO CALL THE POLICE!" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] WE GOT TO CALL THE POLICE!" "WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "WE GOT TO CALL THE POLICE!" "WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]" "THERE'S NO PHONE!" "[MUTTERING]" "[MUTTERING] [ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ] YOUR REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN" "YOUR REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN MILLIE?" "!" "WAIT." "WAIT." "LETMEEXPLAIN." "MILLIE?" "!" "WAIT." "WAIT." "LETMEEXPLAIN." "MY REAL NAME IS GLORIA ESPERANZA" "WAIT." "WAIT." "LETMEEXPLAIN." "MY REAL NAME IS GLORIA ESPERANZA GUADALUPE EL CAMPO." "MY REAL NAME IS GLORIA ESPERANZA GUADALUPE EL CAMPO." "[SCOFFS]" "GUADALUPE EL CAMPO." "[SCOFFS] YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE THE" "[SCOFFS] YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE THE WHOLE..." "TIME!" "YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE THE WHOLE..." "TIME!" "WHO KILLED BRITTANY?" "!" "WHOLE..." "TIME!" "WHO KILLED BRITTANY?" "!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "WHO KILLED BRITTANY?" "!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] TALK..." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] TALK..." "ALLRIGHT,ALLRIGHT." "TALK..." "ALLRIGHT,ALLRIGHT." "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "ALLRIGHT,ALLRIGHT." "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ] I WAS HERE SEVEN YEARS AGO AS A" "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ] I WAS HERE SEVEN YEARS AGO AS A COUNSELOR, AND THIS MANIAC" "I WAS HERE SEVEN YEARS AGO AS A COUNSELOR, AND THIS MANIAC SHOWED UP AND STARTED" "COUNSELOR, AND THIS MANIAC SHOWED UP AND STARTED SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE." "SHOWED UP AND STARTED SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE." "[ SOBS ]" "SLAUGHTERING EVERYONE." "[ SOBS ] DWAYNE AND I WERE THE ONLY ONES" "[ SOBS ] DWAYNE AND I WERE THE ONLY ONES TO SURVIVE." "DWAYNE AND I WERE THE ONLY ONES TO SURVIVE." "[ MOANING ]" "TO SURVIVE." "[ MOANING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "THOUSHALTNOT..." "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [GASPS]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [GASPS] [ THUD ]" "[GASPS] [ THUD ] AAAAH!" "[ THUD ] AAAAH!" "[ SLASH ]" "AAAAH!" "[ SLASH ] [GASPING]" "[ SLASH ] [GASPING] [ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "[Crying]I WAS SOSCARED,I JUST TOOK OFF RUNNING." "I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO." "JUST TOOK OFF RUNNING." "I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO." "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED" "I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO." "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM." "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "TO HIM." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] UNTIL YOU SAW HIM AT THE STORE?" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] UNTIL YOU SAW HIM AT THE STORE?" "YES." "UNTIL YOU SAW HIM AT THE STORE?" "YES." "ANDTHENYOUCOULDN'TGOIN ?" "YES." "ANDTHENYOUCOULDN'TGOIN ?" "GOD." "ANDTHENYOUCOULDN'TGOIN ?" "GOD." "IMEAN,ICOULDN'TFACE HIM" "GOD." "IMEAN,ICOULDN'TFACE HIM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS." "IMEAN,ICOULDN'TFACE HIM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS." "HOW COULD I, AFTER LEAVING HIM" "AFTER ALL THESE YEARS." "HOW COULD I, AFTER LEAVING HIM ALL ALONE?" "HOW COULD I, AFTER LEAVING HIM ALL ALONE?" "[SNIFFLES]" "ALL ALONE?" "[SNIFFLES] IDIDN'TWANTANYTHINGLIKE" "[SNIFFLES] IDIDN'TWANTANYTHINGLIKE  THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN." "IDIDN'TWANTANYTHINGLIKE  THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN." "BELIEVE ME, JENNIFER..." "THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN." "BELIEVE ME, JENNIFER..." "I NEVER WOULD HAVE PUT YOU GUYS" "BELIEVE ME, JENNIFER..." "I NEVER WOULD HAVE PUT YOU GUYS IN ANY DANGER." "I NEVER WOULD HAVE PUT YOU GUYS IN ANY DANGER." "[Sarcastically]YEAH,WELL ," "IN ANY DANGER." "[Sarcastically]YEAH,WELL , YOU'RE DOING A REAL GOOD JOB" "[Sarcastically]YEAH,WELL , YOU'RE DOING A REAL GOOD JOB OF IT..." "YOU'RE DOING A REAL GOOD JOB OF IT..." "[ SIGHS ]" "OF IT..." "[ SIGHS ] WE GOT TO FIND FATHER CUMMINGS." "[ SIGHS ] WE GOT TO FIND FATHER CUMMINGS." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "WE GOT TO FIND FATHER CUMMINGS." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [SNORING]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [SNORING] YOU'RE WELCOME." "[SNORING] YOU'RE WELCOME." "[ SNORES ]" "YOU'RE WELCOME." "[ SNORES ] HMM." "[ SNORES ] HMM." "[ SMACKING LIPS ]" "HMM." "[ SMACKING LIPS ] WHOA!" "[ SMACKING LIPS ] WHOA!" "WHEREISDWAYNE?" "WHOA!" "WHEREISDWAYNE?" "[GASPS]I DON 'TKNOW!" "WHEREISDWAYNE?" "[GASPS]I DON 'TKNOW!" "IFHEWENTTOTHAT CHRISTIAN" "[GASPS]I DON 'TKNOW!" "IFHEWENTTOTHAT CHRISTIAN CAMP, IT'S YOUR..." "IFHEWENTTOTHAT CHRISTIAN CAMP, IT'S YOUR..." "[WHIMPERS]" "CAMP, IT'S YOUR..." "[WHIMPERS] WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "!" "[WHIMPERS] WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "!" "IDON'TKNOW!" "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "!" "IDON'TKNOW!" "[GRUNTS]" "IDON'TKNOW!" "[GRUNTS] [GASPS]" "[GRUNTS] [GASPS] COMEON,WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "[GASPS] COMEON,WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "IDON'TKNOW,ISWEAR." "COMEON,WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "IDON'TKNOW,ISWEAR." "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "IDON'TKNOW,ISWEAR." "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "IDON'TKNOW!" "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "IDON'TKNOW!" "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "!" "IDON'TKNOW!" "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "!" "[GRUNTING]" "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "!" "[GRUNTING] GOD..." "IT." "[GRUNTING] GOD..." "IT." "[CRYING]" "GOD..." "IT." "[CRYING] I'MGONNAGO CALLTHE" "[CRYING] I'MGONNAGO CALLTHE  SHERIFF." "I'MGONNAGO CALLTHE  SHERIFF." "WHATAREYOUGONNADO?" "SHERIFF." "WHATAREYOUGONNADO?" "WHATDOYOUTHINKI'M" "WHATAREYOUGONNADO?" "WHATDOYOUTHINKI'M GONNA DO?" "GONNA DO?" "[SOBBING]" "[SOBBING] I'MGONNASAVETHE DAY ." "I'MGONNASAVETHE DAY ." "NO." "NO." "...NUT." "...NUT." "COME ON." "[ MUSIC FADES ]" "COME ON." "[ MUSIC FADES ] [SIGHS]" "[ MUSIC FADES ] [SIGHS] [ GASPS ]" "[SIGHS] [ GASPS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ GASPS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "HAS ANYONE SEEN A SODA MACHINE" "WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "HAS ANYONE SEEN A SODA MACHINE AROUND HERE?" "HAS ANYONE SEEN A SODA MACHINE AROUND HERE?" "OH..." "AROUND HERE?" "OH..." "YOUCAN'TSAY..." "OH..." "YOUCAN'TSAY..." "[CHUCKLING]" "YOUCAN'TSAY..." "[CHUCKLING] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "[SOBBINGLOUDLY]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "[GASPS]" "AAH!" "[GASPS] AAAAH!" "[GASPS] AAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[ GRUNTING ] [ CHUCKLING ]" "UGH!" "[ THUD ] [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ THUD ] [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ GASPS ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ GASPS ] AAAAAH!" "[ GASPS ] AAAAAH!" "AAAAAH!" "AAAAAH!" "AAAAAH!" ""FORGODSO LOVEDTHE WORLD," "AAAAAH!" ""FORGODSO LOVEDTHE WORLD, HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON," ""FORGODSO LOVEDTHE WORLD, HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM" "HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON, THAT WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT DIE, BUT HAVE" "THAT WHOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT DIE, BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE."" "SHALL NOT DIE, BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE." OR NOT." "EVERLASTING LIFE." OR NOT." "[ SLASH ]" "OR NOT." "[ SLASH ] [MOANING]" "[ SLASH ] [MOANING] [GASPING]" "[MOANING] [GASPING] AAAAH!" "[GASPING] AAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "AAAAH!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE." "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE." "OUR LORD IS WITH THEE." "HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE." "OUR LORD IS WITH THEE." "HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE." "OUR LORD IS WITH THEE." "HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE." "OUR LORD IS WITH THEE." "HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE." "OUR LORD IS WITH THEE." "AAAAH." "OUR LORD IS WITH THEE." "AAAAH." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "AAAAH." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ] AAAAAH!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ] AAAAAH!" "AAH!" "AAAAAH!" "AAH!" "[ THUD ]" "AAH!" "[ THUD ] [ GASPING ]" "[ THUD ] [ GASPING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] [GASPS]OH!" "OH!" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [GASPS]OH!" "OH!" "OH, GOD!" "[GASPS]OH!" "OH!" "OH, GOD!" "HELPME." "HELPME." "OH, GOD!" "HELPME." "HELPME." "AAH!" "HELPME." "HELPME." "AAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "AAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "UGH." "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "UGH." "OH!" "OH!" "OH !" "OH !" "UGH." "OH!" "OH!" "OH !" "OH !" "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH !" "OH !" "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "HELPME." "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "HELPME." "AAH!" "HELPME." "AAH!" "HELPME." "AAH!" "HELPME." "AAH!" "HELPME." "AAH!" "HELP." "AAH!" "HELP." "AAH!" "AAH!" "HELP." "AAH!" "AAH!" "[MOANING]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "[MOANING] AAH!" "[MOANING] AAH!" "UGH!" "AAH!" "UGH!" "AAH!" "UGH!" "AAH!" "[ WHIMPERING ]" "AAH!" "[ WHIMPERING ] NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "[ WHIMPERING ] NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "[ WHIMPERING ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] ...LET ME IN." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ MUSIC SOFTENS ] [ SOBBING ]" "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ] [ SOBBING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "OH, PLEASE." "OH, PLEASE." "[ SOBS ]" "OH, PLEASE." "[ SOBS ] OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN" "[ SOBS ] OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN [SOBS] HALLOWED BE THY NAME;" "OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN [SOBS] HALLOWED BE THY NAME;" "[SOBS] THY KINGDOM COME," "[SOBS] HALLOWED BE THY NAME;" "[SOBS] THY KINGDOM COME, [SOBS] THY WILL BE DONE," "[SOBS] THY KINGDOM COME, [SOBS] THY WILL BE DONE, [SOBS] ON EARTH AS IT IS IN" "[SOBS] THY WILL BE DONE, [SOBS] ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN." "[SOBS] ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN." "[ SOBS ]" "HEAVEN." "[ SOBS ] GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY" "[ SOBS ] GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD, AND FORGIVE US OUR" "GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD, AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE" "BREAD, AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US." "TRESPASSES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US." "[ SOBS ]" "WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US." "[ SOBS ] LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION" "[ SOBS ] LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION [SOBS] BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL." "LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION [SOBS] BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL." "[ SOBS ]" "[SOBS] BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL." "[ SOBS ] THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE" "[ SOBS ] THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE POWER AND THE GLORY FOREVER." "THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE POWER AND THE GLORY FOREVER." "[ SOBS ]" "POWER AND THE GLORY FOREVER." "[ SOBS ] AMEN." "[ SOBS ] AMEN." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "AMEN." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [SOBS]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [SOBS] AAAAAH!" "[SOBS] AAAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAAAAH!" "AAAAH!" "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "MYCHILD..." "OH..." "MYJESUS." "[ SNIFFLES ]" "OH..." "MYJESUS." "[ SNIFFLES ] PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "[ SNIFFLES ] PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "YOUCANBE ABUTTSLAMMER," "PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "YOUCANBE ABUTTSLAMMER, TURD BURGLAR..." "SMOKER," "YOUCANBE ABUTTSLAMMER, TURD BURGLAR..." "SMOKER, BALONEY PONY RIDER AND STILL" "TURD BURGLAR..." "SMOKER, BALONEY PONY RIDER AND STILL HAVE THE KINGDOM OF GOD." "BALONEY PONY RIDER AND STILL HAVE THE KINGDOM OF GOD." "YOU COULD BE A PRACTICING" "HAVE THE KINGDOM OF GOD." "YOU COULD BE A PRACTICING HOMOSEXUAL AND BELIEVE IN THE" "YOU COULD BE A PRACTICING HOMOSEXUAL AND BELIEVE IN THE LORD ABOVE." "HOMOSEXUAL AND BELIEVE IN THE LORD ABOVE." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM." "LORD ABOVE." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM." "BUTYOUDON'TUNDERSTAND." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM." "BUTYOUDON'TUNDERSTAND." "[ SNIFFLES ]" "BUTYOUDON'TUNDERSTAND." "[ SNIFFLES ] I KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE, AND I" "[ SNIFFLES ] I KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE, AND I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED." "I KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE, AND I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED." "[ SNIFFLES ]" "KNEW WHAT HAPPENED." "[ SNIFFLES ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ SNIFFLES ] [ SIGHS ] STILL, I BROUGHT THE KIDS UP" "[ SIGHS ] STILL, I BROUGHT THE KIDS UP HERE." "STILL, I BROUGHT THE KIDS UP HERE." "[ SNIFFLES ] I'M RESPONSIBLE." "HERE." "[ SNIFFLES ] I'M RESPONSIBLE." "NOW,THAT,WE HAVEAPROBLEM" "[ SNIFFLES ] I'M RESPONSIBLE." "NOW,THAT,WE HAVEAPROBLEM WITH, YOU LITTLE HOMO." "NOW,THAT,WE HAVEAPROBLEM WITH, YOU LITTLE HOMO." "THAT, WE CAN'T FORGIVE." "WITH, YOU LITTLE HOMO." "THAT, WE CAN'T FORGIVE." "MNH-MNH." "THAT, WE CAN'T FORGIVE." "MNH-MNH." "[SNIFFLES]" "MNH-MNH." "[SNIFFLES] WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, LORD?" "SAVE..." "THIS..." "CAMP." "[CHUCKLES] GOKICKTHESISTER'S..." "[CHUCKLES] GOKICKTHESISTER'S..." "[CHUCKLES]" "GOKICKTHESISTER'S..." "[CHUCKLES] AH." "[CHUCKLES] AH." "HOTDOG!" "AH." "HOTDOG!" "THERE GOES ANOTHER DISCIPLE." "HOTDOG!" "THERE GOES ANOTHER DISCIPLE." "I LOVE THE JESUS BUSINESS." "THERE GOES ANOTHER DISCIPLE." "I LOVE THE JESUS BUSINESS." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "I LOVE THE JESUS BUSINESS." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "OH!" "[ GASPS ] OH!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ GASPS ] AAH!" "AAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAAAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "NO!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "NO!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "NO!" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GASPS ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GASPS ] WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "[ GASPS ] WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "HOLY..." "WHERE'SDWAYNE?" "HOLY..." "IT'S SISTER MARY CHOPPER!" "[GRUNTS] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]" "YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS." "KNEES AND START ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS." "STEALING IS A SIN." "FORGIVENESS." "STEALING IS A SIN." "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]" "STEALING IS A SIN." "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] THAT'SONEBIG..." "[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] THAT'SONEBIG..." "[CONTINUESLAUGHING]" "THAT'SONEBIG..." "[CONTINUESLAUGHING] [GASPING]" "[CONTINUESLAUGHING] [GASPING] DWAYNE?" "[GASPING] DWAYNE?" "HOLD ON, BABY." "DWAYNE?" "HOLD ON, BABY." "YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME." "HOLD ON, BABY." "YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME." "[CRYING]" "YOU TRANNIES DON'T SCARE ME." "[CRYING] I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL." "[CRYING] I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL." "[ SOBBING ]" "I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL." "[ SOBBING ] YOU'RELIKEAGIRL!" "[ SOBBING ] YOU'RELIKEAGIRL!" "NO!" "YOU'RELIKEAGIRL!" "NO!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "NO!" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] [LAUGHINGEVILLY]" "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] [LAUGHINGEVILLY] REVELATION 12:12." "[LAUGHINGEVILLY] REVELATION 12:12." "[ LAUGHS ]" "REVELATION 12:12." "[ LAUGHS ] "WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA," "[ LAUGHS ] "WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA, FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE" ""WOE TO THE EARTH AND THE SEA, FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE AMONG THEE."" "FOR THE DEVIL HAS COME TO LIVE AMONG THEE." [ LAUGHS ]" "AMONG THEE." [ LAUGHS ] [ CRYING ]" "[ LAUGHS ] [ CRYING ] UGH!" "[ CRYING ] UGH!" "[ SIGHS ]" "UGH!" "[ SIGHS ] "FOR HE IS FULL OF RAGE AND" "[ SIGHS ] "FOR HE IS FULL OF RAGE AND FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH" ""FOR HE IS FULL OF RAGE AND FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH IS SHORT!"" "FURY BECAUSE HIS TIME ON EARTH IS SHORT!" [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "IS SHORT!" [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] YOU..." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] YOU..." "CANNOT TELL ME..." "YOU..." "CANNOT TELL ME..." "WHO I AM!" "CANNOT TELL ME..." "WHO I AM!" "[Scoffing]OH." "WHO I AM!" "[Scoffing]OH." "AH." "[Scoffing]OH." "AH." "[ GROWLING ]" "AH." "[ GROWLING ] [GURGLING]" "[ GROWLING ] [GURGLING] [ GASPING ]" "[GURGLING] [ GASPING ] [ GRUNTS ]" "[ GASPING ] [ GRUNTS ] [GRUNTING]" "UGH." "OUCH." "AAH!" "OUCH." "AAH!" "PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING!" "AAH!" "PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING!" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "PLEASE, GOD, DO SOMETHING!" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THEE." "DEUTERONOMY 7..." "SOMETHING." "DEUTERONOMY 7..." "SOMETHING." "[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "UGH." "HYAH,HYAH." "[CHUCKLINGEVILLY]" "HYAH,HYAH." "[CHUCKLINGEVILLY] [GRUNTS]" "[CHUCKLINGEVILLY] [GRUNTS] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[GRUNTS] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GROWLS ]" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GROWLS ] YOU GOT HELL TO PAY, SISTER." "[ GROWLS ] YOU GOT HELL TO PAY, SISTER." "HYAH!" "YOU GOT HELL TO PAY, SISTER." "HYAH!" "[ THUD ]" "HYAH!" "[ THUD ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]" "[ THUD ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ WHIMPERING ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ WHIMPERING ] HYAH." "[ WHIMPERING ] HYAH." "[GRUNTING]" "HYAH." "[GRUNTING] [ GROWLS ]" "[GRUNTING] [ GROWLS ] OH,BOY!" "[ GROWLS ] OH,BOY!" "[GIGGLINGEVILLY]" "OH,BOY!" "[GIGGLINGEVILLY] AAAAH." "[GIGGLINGEVILLY] AAAAH." "AAAH." "AAAAH." "AAAH." "[ MUSIC SOFTENS ]" "[ HARMONICA PLAYS "AMAZING GRACE" ]" "WELL,GUESSYOUALL LEARNEDA VERY VALUABLE LESSON THIS WEEKEND." "VERY VALUABLE LESSON THIS WEEKEND." "INEVERDOUBTEDYOU FOR A" "WEEKEND." "INEVERDOUBTEDYOU FOR A MINUTE." "INEVERDOUBTEDYOU FOR A MINUTE." "HOLY..." "MINUTE." "HOLY..." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!" "HOLY..." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!" "WELL,MAYBEYOUSHOULD" "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU!" "WELL,MAYBEYOUSHOULD BELIEVE SO YOU'D STOP ALL" "WELL,MAYBEYOUSHOULD BELIEVE SO YOU'D STOP ALL YOUR..." "BELIEVE SO YOU'D STOP ALL YOUR..." "WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE CAMPING" "YOUR..." "WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE CAMPING ANYWAY?" "WHY DO YOU GUYS LIKE CAMPING ANYWAY?" "YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS," "ANYWAY?" "YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO" "YOU KNOW, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM." "ME AND THE DISCIPLES USED TO GO CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM." "TOO MANY SNAKES." "CAMPING AROUND JERUSALEM." "TOO MANY SNAKES." "GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND" "TOO MANY SNAKES." "GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND ROOM SERVICE." "GIVE ME A NICE HOTEL [POPS] AND ROOM SERVICE." "[CHUCKLES]" "ROOM SERVICE." "[CHUCKLES] GODBLESSYOUALL ." "[CHUCKLES] GODBLESSYOUALL ." ""SAINTS GO MARCHING IN."" "GODBLESSYOUALL ." ""SAINTS GO MARCHING IN." [ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN" ""SAINTS GO MARCHING IN." [ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" ]" "[ HARMONICA PLAYS "WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" ] [CHUCKLING]" "WAIT!" "[ WHIMPERING] YOURHAND." "J.J.?" "YOURHAND." "J.J.?" "DWAYNE?" "J.J.?" "DWAYNE?" "ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU?" "DWAYNE?" "ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU?" "NO." "THEYDON'TQUALIFY." "ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU?" "NO." "THEYDON'TQUALIFY." "WHAT?" "!" "NO." "THEYDON'TQUALIFY." "WHAT?" "!" "COMEON!" "I'MJUSTKIDDING." "WHAT?" "!" "COMEON!" "I'MJUSTKIDDING." "LIGHTEN UP." "COMEON!" "I'MJUSTKIDDING." "LIGHTEN UP." "HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE." "LIGHTEN UP." "HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE." "[Crying]OH." "HEAVEN IS FOR EVERYONE." "[Crying]OH." "EXCEPTYOU." "[Crying]OH." "EXCEPTYOU." "[ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO" "EXCEPTYOU." "[ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO ROCK 'N' ROLL ]" "[ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO ROCK 'N' ROLL ] [ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "WHEN THE" "ROCK 'N' ROLL ] [ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN" PLAYS ]" "[MOUTHINGWORDS]" "♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS" "GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO" "♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER" "MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS" "♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "♪ OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED WITH BLOOD ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED" "WITH BLOOD ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED WITH BLOOD ♪" "♪ OH, WHEN THE MOON TURNS RED WITH BLOOD ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER" "WITH BLOOD ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS" "♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "♪ OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS ITS CALL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS," "ITS CALL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS, ♪ LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE" "♪ OH, WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS, ♪ LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU ♪" "♪ LORD, HOW I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WITH YOU" "WITH YOU ♪ ♪ WITH YOU ♪ OH, OH" "♪ WITH YOU ♪ OH, OH ♪ WITH YOU" "♪ OH, OH ♪ WITH YOU ♪ SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF" "♪ WITH YOU ♪ SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF TROUBLE ♪" "♪ SOME SAY THIS WORLD OF TROUBLE ♪ ♪ IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEED" "TROUBLE ♪ ♪ IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEED ♪ BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT" "♪ IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEED ♪ BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT MORNING ♪" "♪ BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT MORNING ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S" "MORNING ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S REVEALED ♪" "♪ WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S REVEALED ♪ ♪ REVEALED" "REVEALED ♪ ♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH" "♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED" "♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH" "♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED" "♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED" "♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED" "♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEA-EA-LED" "♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEA-EA-LED [ DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC" "♪ REVEA-EA-LED [ DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] [CHUCKLING] [LAUGHING]" "[CHUCKLING] [LAUGHING] [ SIGHS ]" "[LAUGHING] [ SIGHS ] FATHERCUMMINGS,AREYOU" "[ SIGHS ] FATHERCUMMINGS,AREYOU  COMING?" "FATHERCUMMINGS,AREYOU  COMING?" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "COMING?" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ SIGHS ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ SIGHS ] ...OF A WEEKEND." "[ SIGHS ] ...OF A WEEKEND." "[ CHUCKLING ] ...OF A WEEKEND." "[ CHUCKLING ] ...OF A WEEKEND." "[ CHUCKLING ] ...OF A WEEKEND." "[CHUCKLES] ...OF A WEEKEND." "[CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLING]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "TAD?" "TAD?" "I DON'T THINK I'M A VIRGIN" "TAD?" "I DON'T THINK I'M A VIRGIN ANYMORE." "I DON'T THINK I'M A VIRGIN ANYMORE." "BUT I KIND OF LIKED IT." "ANYMORE." "BUT I KIND OF LIKED IT." "♪BUTI'MWAITINGFORTHAT" "BUT I KIND OF LIKED IT." "♪BUTI'MWAITINGFORTHAT MORNING ♪" "♪BUTI'MWAITINGFORTHAT MORNING ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S" "MORNING ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S REVEALED ♪" "♪ WHEN THE NEW WORLD'S REVEALED ♪ ♪ REVEALED" "REVEALED ♪ ♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH" "♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED" "♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH" "♪ REVEALED ♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED" "♪ OH, OH ♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED" "♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED" "♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEA-EA-LED" "♪ REVEALED ♪ REVEA-EA-LED [ DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC" "♪ REVEA-EA-LED [ DISCORDANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "♪ OH, WHEN THE RICH ♪ GO OUT AND WORK ♪ OH, WHEN THE RICH GO OUT AND" "♪ GO OUT AND WORK ♪ OH, WHEN THE RICH GO OUT AND WORK ♪" "♪ OH, WHEN THE RICH GO OUT AND WORK ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER" "WORK ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS" "♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS" "GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS ♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS" "♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS ♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS ♪GOMARCHINGIN" "♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS ♪GOMARCHINGIN ♪GOMARCHINGIN" "♪GOMARCHINGIN ♪GOMARCHINGIN ♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS" "♪GOMARCHINGIN ♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "♪OH,WHENTHE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER" "GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS" "♪ I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "ALL RIGHT!" "[ DRUMS PLAY MARCHING BEAT ]" "♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THOSE SAINTS" "GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ OH, WHEN THOSE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN ♪" "♪ OH, WHEN THOSE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ THERE'S GONNA BE A..." "RIOT" "COME MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ THERE'S GONNA BE A..." "RIOT ♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS" "♪ THERE'S GONNA BE A..." "RIOT ♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN ♪" "♪ OH, WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN ♪ [LAUGHS]" "COME MARCHING IN ♪ [LAUGHS] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[LAUGHS] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ROCKTHISTHING." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ROCKTHISTHING." "OH,YEAH!" "ROCKTHISTHING." "OH,YEAH!" "♪WHENTHESAINTS" "OH,YEAH!" "♪WHENTHESAINTS COME MARCHING IN ♪" "♪WHENTHESAINTS COME MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS" "COME MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪" "♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS" "GO MARCHING IN ♪ ♪ WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN ♪"