"[ man ] yeah, this is a story of famous dogs." "For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy." "Dog!" "Hi, marcus." "Hey, you." "Yo, I left something on your desk for you." "Oh, I got it." "Yo, man!" "Yo, marcus, man, when are we gonna hang out?" "We gonna hang out soon." "Slow down with that thing, bony." "Good morning, ladies." "[ both ] hi, marcus." "So I'm there, right?" "I'm like this." "Yo, I'm tryin' to work." "â™ª [ humming ]" "Hey, what's up?" "Yo, what's up?" "I'll see y'all at lunch." "Peace." "Okay." "Good morning." "Hey, stranger." "Nice to see you here." "Good morning." "Good morning, cuteness." "Hi, marcus." "Hey, hey, hey, how're you doin'?" "What's up?" "Hey, morning'." "Mornin'." "Good mornin'." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Morning." "Hey, you." "Hello." "Good morning, noreen." "Good morning, marcus." "Hey, do me a favor and send a single long-stemmed rose to carrie, tracy," "Miranda, cassandra, alegra, shirrel and mai-lai." "With the usual card?" "Yeah." ""thinking only of you." right." "Oh, you have a meeting with lady eloise tomorrow at 9:00." "Cool." "Nelson's waiting for you." "Uh-huh." "And anita called." "I knew I forgot something." "Will you get her on the phone?" "Sure." "Nelson." "Hello, marcus." "I can't wait to show you this." "I've recut the kissable spot." "Oh, you recut it." "But is it sexy?" "Is it sexy?" "Ha-ha-ha!" "It is sex-sational." "[ nelson chuckles ] â™ª kiss, kiss, kiss kiss me once, kiss me twice â™ª â™ª oh, yeah, ooh-la-la â™ª â™ª kiss me â™ª" " [ chuckling ] - â™ª oh, so nice, baby â™ª" " Oooh!" " â™ª oh, yeah, yeah, yeah kiss me, kissable â™ª â™ª yeah, yeah, yeah kiss, kiss, kiss â™ª â™ª kiss me once, kiss me twice oh, yeah, ooh-la-la â™ª" "â™ª c'est si bon, so nice baby, kiss, kiss, kiss â™ª â™ª kiss me kiss, kiss, kiss â™ª â™ª kiss me, kiss, kiss, kiss kiss me â™ª" "â™ª kiss, kiss, kiss kiss me â™ª" "[ chuckles ]" " I like it." " Good." "I like the orange, and I like the ice cream." "Good." "All right." "You gotta get rid of the cherries and lose the banana." "Cherry and banana?" "But that's a little buÃ±uel, a little dali, a little-- you know." "No, that's a little too overt, you know?" "We should go a little more subtle." "I think some women might get offended." "All right." "But I dug it." "I dug it." "Don't make that "he didn't dig it" face." "I dug it." "Just got a little nasty, like you always do." "[ laughs ]" "All right." "Okay." "[ chuckles ]" "All right." "The nasty nelson." "That's me." "At least there wasn't no sausages in this one." "[ laughing ] [ intercom beeps ] yeah?" "[ secretary ] anita on line one." "Great." "Hey, you." "Now, don't be mad" "Can I explain to you what happened?" "Have you been watching the news?" "Oh, then you haven't been watching the news." "The big accident in midtown, where the cabs busted into the other cab..." "And knocked it into the bus and the water main busted." "I was in that." "You haven't seen?" "It's on the news right now." "Oh, just went off." "Channel four, just went off." "Yeah, but I was" "No, I'm cool." "I'm all right, yeah." "My neck's a little stiff, that's all." "[ laughs ] no, actually, a massage sounds kind of fly." "Yeah, I'm all with that." "Oh, that too." "Can I call you next week?" "Cool." "Later." "[ sighs ] [ intercom beeps ]" "What's next?" "Casting for the body lotion spot." "Uh, tell the fellas I might be a little late for lunch today." "Yo, man, I saw somethin' on cable last night." "Freaked me." "There was this woman, right?" "Baby had bo-dy." "She was lyin' there, totally naked, right?" "You could see everything." "But she had a dick, man." "Fucked me up!" "It was a-a 976 number for hermaphrodites" "You talkin' about 976-dick, "chicks with dicks"?" "How could you put something like that in your mental rolodex?" "He's a closet freak." " You got problems, man." " You're comin' out!" " Yeah." " No, man, I was just, you know, kidding." "Oh, man." "Yo, that ain't regular, man." "See, sometime I feel like there's a whole world out there we don't know about." "Like the shit you read about in penthouse." "That never happens to me." "Man, stuff like that never happens to anybody, except for marcus." "Hey, the only reason stuff like that happens to me is I pay attention to women." " Y'all don't pay attention to women." " Whoa, I pay attention." "You have to watch them and study their moves." "Get outta here, marcus." " Yo, I can't do that, man." " That's why you don't get no pussy." " Exactly." " Hey, tyler, there's other things in life besides sex." "Come on." "How about sharing, commitment?" "You got to get in touch with your feminine side, like me." "Startin' to sound a little on the soft side." "Startin' to sound soft." " Borderline bitch." " You know what your problem is?" "You need more romance and less doberman pinscher." "That's what you need." "That's true." "That is true." "You have too much dog and no romance in your life." "Whoa, marcus, don't even try that, all right?" "You ait got no romance." "Uh-uh-uh, excuse me." "Excuse me I am the most romantic cat both of you know." " [ groaning ] - uh-uh-uh!" "When I meet a woman, I am flowers, I am candy, I am soft music." " And mr." "Milk bone." " No, I am mr." "Romance when I meet a woman." "And then once I hit it, I lose interest." "But that ain't my fault." "Oh, so, in other words, right at that moment of orgasm," "Just all the romance just skeets right out of you." "But you can't put that on me." "The onus is not on me." "Hi." " Hey, hi." "How are you?" " Good." "Thank you." " Where are you from?" " I'm from holland." "Nice meeting you." "Nice meeting you too." " Bye." " Bye-bye, cuteness." "I'm, I'm from detroit." "That shit made me mad, man." "Bitches never do that to me, man." "Well, maybe it's because you call them bitches all the time." "Yeah, man." "You need to straighten up, show some respect." "Come on!" "Yo, man." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, waitress?" "Yeah?" "Look, um, I ordered the duck, right?" "Yeah." "What vegetable comes with that?" "Ooh, that's a good one." "It's saued asparagus spears." "And it is good." "It's our special." "Oh, yes." "Delicious." "That sounds good." "Oh, god." "You'll love 'em." "Bye-bye." "That sounds good." "Thank you." ""that sounds good." come on!" "What?" "Why don't she just come out and call us jungle bunnies, man?" " What?" "What?" " Asparagus spears!" "If we were white, it would have been "asparagus tips." racial, man." "Racial!" " Oh, man, you're trippin' now." " No, you're trippin'." "Definitely." "No, you definitely-- â™ª bow-wow-wow, yippee-yo yippee-yea, bow-wow yippee-yo, yippee-yea â™ª [ friend ] you have got to process some of this anger, man." "[ dog barks ]" "Yo, uh, y'all excuse me for a minute." "You need to get in touch with tyler, man." "Say, "tyler, I love you."" "What?" "Nigga, please!" "Go take a walk." "[ dog barks ]" "Ohh." "I'll give you $20 for that leash." "Take it, fool." "Turn down that good money." "â™ª [ indistinct singing ]" "Yes, baby!" "[ marcus ] kirby!" "Kirby!" "Come on, kirb-- [ whistles ] kirby!" "Did you lose your dog?" "Oh, yeah." "I lost a white springer spaniel with brown spots on him, named kirby." "Real energetic, happy dog." "Did you see him?" "Oh, I haven't seen him." "I only took him off the leash for a couple of seconds." "I can't believe this happened." "Kirby!" "He's like a family member you know?" "Oh." "Oh, I know." "I feel the same way about brutus." "I love my brutus." "I can see why." "Do you walk him here every day?" "Yeah, I do." "Could you do me a favor?" "My name is marcus graham." "Here's my card." "If you bump into kirby, could you call us?" "And I'll have somebody come pick him up." "Okay." "Well, good luck." "I sure hope you find him." "Thanks." "Kirb!" "Kirby!" "Wait." "Let me give you my number." "'cause I'm not gonna be able to sleep until I know you've found him." "Do you have a pen?" "Do I?" "[ chuckles ]" "I have a pen right here." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you." "Bye-bye." "Bye-bye." "Good luck." "[ dog barking ] kirby?" "Kirb?" "Kirbster?" "[ woman shouting ] marcus!" "Marcus!" "I know you hear me," "You slimy, sleazy, sneaky, slithering son of a bitch." "You wanna keep it down?" "Gein' ready to have some company, okay?" "Oh, so who's the victim tonight?" "Yvonne, I don't feel like playin' with you, okay?" "Stop." "Why don't you just tell her the truth?" "Tell her you're gonna use her, then you're gonna dump her like you did me!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "I did not dump you." "We went out." "It was whack, and it was your fault, and I wish" "Look, why don't you get over it and go find another man, huh?" "Get outta here!" "I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off." "Oh, I would expect you to say something crass like that." "[ doorbell rings ] don't forget I have a court order for you to stay away." "You ain't even supposed to be that close to the gate." "Court order?" "[ doorbell rings ] I don't give a damn about no court order!" "Hey." "Come on in." "Hi." "Nice to see you again." "Nice to see you too." "[ inhales sharply ] â™ª [ stereo:" "Indistinct ]" "Wow." "Nice place." "Thank you." "Where's kirby?" "Kirby!" "Kirby!" "Oh, he's at the groomer's." "He got caught under this truck and got some grease on his coat." "Ohhh." "Thank you." "He's okay, though." "You look great." "Yeah." "Gold star for marcus." "Dinner was yummy." "[ giggles ]" "I never met a man who could cook so well." "How'd you learn how to cook like that?" "Oh, well, you kind of pick those things up," "You know, when you're alone as much as I am." "Really?" "Yeah." "See, um" "Marcus!" "Marcus, you know you wrong!" "You no-good-- marcus!" "Uh, let's go in the living room." "We'll be much more comfortable in there." "[ laughs ] okay." " Come on." " Girlfriend!" "Girlfriend, hey!" "Heyyyy!" "Hey!" "Girlfriend!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "A scared little boy named marcus," "And he's just dying to come out." "He's been hurt too, hasn't he?" "Tell me about him." "Tell me all about marcus." "Well, I haven't been out with anybody in about two years." "Not since debra." "That's the girl I almost married." "Uh, the day of my wedding," "I went to the church a little early 'cause I had a bad feeling." "And, uh, I go in the back, and that's when I saw it." "She was on the ground with the best man... [ gasps ] and a priest." "[ gasps ] freaky." "You poor baby." "Yeah, that's when I realized that you can't trust anybody." "You can trust me." "I'm not ready for this." "I think I should take you home." "I think it's best." "[ giggling ]" "I can't tell you how helpful this has all been, you know?" "Gold star for christie." "Thanks." "You really helped me in..." "Here." "I felt that." "You don't have to thank me." "Come on!" "Oh, no, no, no, no!" "Really, I shouldn't come into your apartment." "Oh, come on!" "Oh, christie, I shouldn't be in here, you know, like-- oh, marcus." "I'm not ready for this." "Are we by ourselves in here?" "Of course we're by ourselves." "Come on!" "Oh, christie!" "Marcus, spend the night with me." "Oh, christie, no." "It's just too soon." "I can't" "I just don't want to be hurt again." "I won't hurt you." "Please be gentle." "Yo, man, so what happened with this girl last night?" "Man, she was beautiful!" "She was beautiful, but her feet were jacked up." "Were they?" "Yeah." "Oh, I pulled the covers back" "Yeah?" "It was hammer time." "I should've known somethin' was up." "Her shoes had little bumps on the top when I met her." "But I thought maybe it was an old shoe or somethin'." "You would never, ever think a woman that fine would have hammer time in her shoe." "Come on, man." "You don't fuck her feet." "Damn!" "I hope I'm not out of line, but don't you think you're being just a little bit too picky?" "Yeah, right." "What happened with tracy, man?" "Gerard, you met that girl." "She's not very smart." "Come on, man!" "You don't fuck her brains." "I'm looking for perfection." "Hi, marcus." "Hey." "Yo, marcus!" "Hey, what's up?" "Hey, you're on your way to meet lady eloise to discuss that merger, right?" "How do you know everything that goes on?" "I read it in your office this morning." "Hey, man, you're not supposed to be in my office and goin' through my mail, okay?" "No, man, I wasn't goin' through your stuff, man." "Here, hold it up, hold it up." "Hold it up!" "Oh, you're gonna read it right through the envelope?" "I'm gonna read right through the envelope." "It says..." ""lunch tomorrow..." "At houlihan's."" "Open it up." "Yeah, "how about lunch at--" that's very impressive!" "Told you, man!" "Told you, man!" "Now, check this out, man." "I've been working here about nine days, you know." "I've been on time most of the time, even when it rains." "Don't you think it's about time we talked promotion?" "[ laughing ] marcus, come on, man." "I get my own office, man." "Bring my hos in here, we have a little party, set this motherfucker off, man!" "Marcus graham." "Lady eloise?" "I can't tell you how excited you've got everybody up here." "It's like you're like a breath of fresh air." "I've never seen evybody so excited." "It's" "Lady eloise?" "I think you requested to see me, marcus graham?" "I know." "May I have a seat?" "Please..." "Keep standing." "The rest of my administrative team will be arriving tomorrow." "However, when I decided to take over this company," "I considered you a prime asset." "Thank you very much." "We need strong department heads..." "To oversee this merger." "Beet juice?" "Oh, no, thank you." "It keeps the skin tight." "And none of us are getting any younger." "Well, some women have a girlish quality that lasts a lifetime." "[ laughs ]" "I've always heard you were very beguiling to women." "But my schedule is also very tight." "Meet me at my house tonight." "Todd, see to it that he's at lavender hill." "Good evening, mr." "Graham." "Good evening." "Lady eloise has been eagerly anticipating you." "Marcus graham, lady eloise." "Marcus, darling." "[ chuckles ]" "Welcome to lavender hill." "Lady eloise, I cannot begin to tell you..." "How happy I am to be working with you." "I grew up using your products." "My mother used your products, you know." "It's like you were in my medicine cabinet all my life." "And now I'm, like, working with you, and it's very exciting." "[ chuckles ] I find it very exciting as well." "I'm looking forward to a long, strong, productive relationship." "You know, I don't want to blow my own horn," "But I'm really qualified." "[ laughing ]" "You shouldn't have to blow your own horn." "You should leave that for someone else to do." "[ chuckles ] [ snickering ]" "[ lady eloise ] marcus, darling!" "[ chuckles ] [ purring ]" "Wouldn't you like to get a little bit more..." "Comfortable?" "Yeah, sure." "Why not?" "[ chuckles ]" "Wouldn't you like to get out of that tight shirt?" "Yeah, I was just thinking about doing that myself." "You know, it's, it's a little bright in here." "Wouldn't you like to dim it to make it a little more romantic?" "[ chuckles ]" "Ohhh." "[ purring ]" "Could you get it just a little darker?" "â™ª [ rb ]" " [ elevator bell dings ] - excuse me." "I'm sorry to bother you, but I just had to come over." "You're breathtaking!" "You're the most gorgeous woman I've ever laid my eyes on." "I had to come over and meet you." "[ laughing ]" "I'm sorry." "Why are you laughing?" "I'm sorry." "It's just that, uh, what you said was pretty pathetic." "That was not pathetic!" "Oh, come on." "I mean, if I walked up to you and I said," ""excuse me, sir." "I'm sorry to bother you." ""but, well, I just had to meet you..." ""because you are the most handsome," ""the most virile man I have ever seen..." "In all of my entire life, oooh."" "Now, would you believe me?" "Honestly, uh, yeah, I would." "But that's just the way I am." "Um, I'm going to work." "Oh, okay." "Oh, well, I'm going this way too." "Okay." "[ laughing ] hey, it's not like I'm following you." "I'm going upstairs too." "I'm going to the 18th floor too." "Okay, I'm sorry." "You're auditioning for one of the commercials upstairs." "You're a model or something?" "No, no." "I'm not a model." "I'm gonna go work for the company." "Really?" "Mmm,arketing, yeah." "That's my department." "I'm marcus graham." "You're marcus graham?" "You're marcus graham?" "Mm-hmm." "This is pretty funny that we're meeting like this." "I'm sorry." "I'm jacqueline broyer." "Okay." "Okay." "I'm a huge fan of your work." "Thank you very much." "You're very, very talented." "You was treating' me like my name was stanley down in the lobby." "Turns out you're a fan of my work." "I'm gonna let you in on a little secret." "When this whole merger goes through," "I'm goa be in charge of all the marketing." "You are?" "Marcus," "I'm afraid that there's been some kind of misunderstanding." "I'm sorry." "You see, I'm in charge of marketing." "[ laughs ] no, that's impossible." "I'm sorry." "[ woman sobbing ] I'm the logical choice." "I'm already the vice president of marketing for chantress." "Good morning." "Thank you." "Yes, I know." "But I'm director of marketing for lady eloise, and after all, we are acquiring you." "I had a very good indication from someone that the job was mine." "Really?" "From whom?" "From lady eloise." "Lady eloise." "Lady eloise!" "Really?" "Yes." "Marcus, lady eloise doesn't make any decisions." "She's-- she's the name on the package." "No, it's her company." "The lady eloise, lady eloise." "She hasn't run this company for 15 years." "All of the decisions are made by the board of directors in paris." "But it's lady eloise." "She has no power." "She's a very sweet woman." "She's a little detached from reality." "You should see the way she just, uh" "She throws herself at young, handsome, virile men." "What are you trying to imply?" "That I hit it?" "No, I see what" "Marcus, darling." "Hey!" "How're ya doing, lady eloise?" "[ whispering ] I don't have any panties on." "[ mutters ]" "Lady eloise, please, we have a meeting." "Can we just please go?" "[ laughing ]" "I'm sorry." "It's warm in here." "Just 'cause somebody take off their drawers doesn't mean that I did somethin'." "â™ª [ indistinct singing ]" "So, yo, man, you're gonna quit, right?" "Of course he's gonna quit, man." "You can't take a smaller office." "Step to her and say, "look, girl, I'm outta there."" "Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin' about doin'." "There you go!" "Oooh!" "There she is right there." "[ tyler ] that's her?" "[ marcus ] yeah." "Psyche!" "Yo, you can't quit, man." "You gotta stay." " Yeah, she's bad." " Hello, marcus." " Hello, jacqueline." " You look great." " And so do you." " Thank you." "This is my manyler, and this is gerard." "Hello." "Hello." "This is angela lewis." "She works in our art department." "She's very talented." "I think the two of you should be working together." "Excuse me, jacqueline, it's that time." "Great." "Great." "Thank you, todd." "Excuse me." "Nice meeting you." "Marcus, would you join me for a second?" "Thanks." "Yeah." "Cool." "Come on, girl, get on." "[ growls, laughs ]" "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very exciting announcement to make." "Since 1948, the name lady eloise has been synonymous..." "With glamour, grace, sensuality and stunning natural beauty." "In the next century, that tradition continues." "Introducing the new face of lady eloise cosmetics:" "Strange." "[ gasps, murmuring ]" "[ murmuring continues ]" "[ gasps, screaming ] [ shouting in french ]" "[ french continues ]" "Voila!" "[ crowd chanting ] strange!" "Strange!" "Strange!" "Yes!" "Mwah!" "Comment ca va?" "Oh, magnifique." "Champagne pour tout le monde!" "[ quiet chattering ]" "Hey." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Good." "You look a little bit lost." "Can I help you?" "Oh, I'm just looking for jacqueline, basically, is what I'm doing." "You're interested in her, right?" "Now, what woulmake ?" "Most men are." "I mean, look at her." "She's fantastic." "I mean, if I were a guy, I would probably be interested in jacqueline." "Oh, if you were a guy." "Not that I have those thoughts, because I don't." "But I'm just saying she's attractive, and I would probably go out with her." "I know where you're going." "You see other girls and say, "oh, she's cute."" "But guys don't see other guys and go, "oh, look at his shoulders."" "We don't do that." "Sure you have." "You've seen a movie before," "And you've seen a man in a movie and you've said, "there is a nice-looking man."" "I can't believe we're having this conversation." "I've gone to the movies," "And I remember I saw billy dee williams in lady sings the blues." "He came down the steps, and I thought he was cool." "But I didn't want to get with him." "That's a whole entire" "Hey, wait a second." "I have someone you should meet." "Hey, gerard, come here." "I met someone that's perfect for you." "Why don't you guys come, come chitchat?" "I'm-- [ laughing ]" "Hi." "[ clears throat ]" "Good evening, boss." "Please do t call me that." "I want you to think of me as your colleague." "So tell me something." "You excited about working with strange?" "[ laughs ] stop." "You know I didn't come up here to talk to you about no strange." "I came up here to talk to you about us." "I'm rapping." "This is my mack-daddy vibe I'm giving you in all of its splendor." "What's up?" "Yes!" "Oh, really?" "I mean, "eleganza" mack-daddy of the month." "Oh, I see." "Well, let me-- let me get a good look." "Check it." "Like jet magazine." " What's up?" " You are absolutely wonderful." "But I, I think that we should kind of make this clear..." "Right from the start so there's no misunderstanding." "You see..." "I don't date men I work with." "Well, then I quit." "You can't quit, because..." "I need you." "No, hon, wait one sec." "You have an eyelash that's gonna go in your eye." "Wait, come here." "You all right?" "Huh?" "Yeah?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Tryin' to seduce me on the sneak." "What?" "Oh, that was very seductive what you just did." "What are you talkin' about?" "You know what-- oh-- you had something in your eye." "I saved your eye." "No, no, no, no." "I know what it's like when you have something in your eye." "I was a kid before." "Your mother opens your eye-- your whole eyeball comes out." "It was never..." "Like you just did." "Come on now." "That was very seductive what you just did." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no, no." "And let me assure you of something." "When I seduce you," "If I decide to seduce you," "Don't worry, you'll know." "Yo, marcus!" "Hey, what's up, man?" "Yo, man, me and some of the minimum wage brothers down in the mail room..." "Would like to know, how long do you think it's gonna take you to bone that new executress?" "See, I need to know 'cause we got a little office pool thing goin' on." "Look, that's very crass." "Miss broyer and I are colleagues," "And I have a great deal of respect for her as a person." "It's professional." "Totally professional." "Remain professional." "So what you sayin', man?" "It's gonna take a week?" "Not you, marcus!" "You the man!" "Come on, man!" " I hate it." " But this fragrance tested very well." "Jacqueline, I said I wanted the essence of sex!" "Yes" "Well, I think this is it." "You would." "But let me show you... [ gasps, murmurs ] what I'm talking about." " Unbelievable." " This..." "Is the essence..." "Of sex." "Voila!" "[ laughing ]" "Whoo!" "Oh, lloyd, come on." "Lloyd." "Wait, lloyd!" "Who is this?" "Lloyd!" "Hey, man." "Hey, lloyd." "[ shouting continues ] lloyd, lloyd, wait." "Wait, wait, wait." "Hold it." "Come on, man." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "The fragrance is fine." "Nobody's changin' anything." "That woman doesn't deserve her own fragrance." "Do you think liz taylor would've thrown her panties in my face?" "You can ask her, lloyd." "It was a joke, lloyd." "It's" "Ha-ha, ha-ha." "I'm just trying, I'm bein' funny." "Come on, hey, look." "Come on, all right, lloyd?" "[ laughing ]" "Oh, marcus, you're a devil!" "But I love you." "Come on back." "Strange ] you make me feel ridiculous!" "It is mon image!" "C'est mon visage!" "Allure!" "And you, where you been, you?" "I had to go-- oh, shut up!" "Look at this!" "This is ridiculous." "Why are my concepts being ignored?" "I'm not a fool!" "I know what the people want!" "They want to be shocked, and they want to be stunned..." "And they want to be jolted." "So, I've prepared a list of names for the fragrance." ""wet spot." no, sorry." "I crossed out that one." ""love puss." "pig puke."" " "afterbirth." - after what?" "After..." "Birth." "I'm sorry." "I thought you said "bath."" "No." "It's english." "B-I-r-t-h." "Birth." "I was just making a distinction between "birth" or "bath."" "Birth, birth, birth!" "Whoo!" "[ strange ] thank you, darling." "Don't make fun of me, okay?" "My english is not so good." "Ow." ""steel vagina." you understand that one." " Yeah." " Steel vagina." "Marvelous." "What do you think?" "[ clears throat ] I" "Uh, those are really creative." "Oh, thank you." "But, uh, the name of this fragrance has to be something that, that catches the eye." "It has to incite passion, and it has to" "It has to be electric, and it has to say glamour and it has to say sexy." "It has to say smart." "It has to-- it has to, uh" "Wait a minute." "Strange." "Stran-- your name is all of those things." "You're-you're powerful." "You're glamorous." "You're sexy." "You're intelligent." "Stran" "That's what we should call the perfume!" "Strange!" "Strange!" "Strange." "Strange." "[ all agreeing ] strange." "Strange." "Okay, okay, okay." "I like it." "Strange." "[ all agreeing ] strange." "Strange." "Strut, girl, strut." "Go on, girl." "It's you, girl." "Work it, girl!" "Strange, girl!" "[ laughing ]" "You know, um, thank you for introducing me to gerard." "We're going out tonight." "Oh, now that's some good news." "That's good news." "Great." "You realize we're never gonna be able to control her, don't you?" "Why would you want to control strange?" "Just let her do what she does, and we'll get more coverage." "Strange is buck wild." "[ laughs ] yes, you're probably right." "So listen, we've got this meeting in new orleans on the 24th." "All of the sales reps are gonna be there." "Mmm." "There's a lot of work to be done between now and then." "Hmm, yeah." "Okay, so, we'll have dinner or something and go over it." "Marcus." "What?" "Come on." "Oh, stop." "Ha-ho-hold on." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "You're-- wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "If we were both men, we're colleagues, we could have a business dinner." "You're the one flipping this into a man/woman thing." "I just said dinner, and let's discuss our workload." "That's what I'm talking about." "Just dinner?" "Just our workload over a meal." "We've got a hell of a load." "Okay." "Dinner?" "Dinner." "Okay, I'll see you at dinner." "Great." "â™ª [ soft instrumental ] [ doorbell rings ]" "[ doorbell rings ]" "[ doorbell rings ]" "Hey." "Hey." "You're here." "I was gonna leave." "I didn't think anyone was home." " Oh, I'm sorry." "I dozed off." " [ chuckles ]" " Come on in." " You look great." "You're all dressed up." "Yeah, you're looking casually fine tonight." "Let me get that coat for you." "Thank you." "Very nice!" "Marcus, this is a very nice place you have here." "Uh, thank you very much." "Thank you." "Check out over here." "[ jacqueline ] that's a big, wonderful bed." "[ marcus ] yeah, well, I need my space." "Yeah." "Cool." "Music." " â™ª [ instrumental ] - have a look around." "Yeah." "Go check out upstairs." "[ jacqueline ] so, what you're basically trying to say is, marcus is a-- [ yvonne ] a ho." "He's a straight-up ho." "[ jacqueline laughing ]" "Hey!" "Hey, don't-- hey, come on, stop." "He's got a silver tongue." "He's a no-good barking mutt." "Really?" "Nothin' really happened between us or nothin'." "Come on." "She's crazy." "No, no." "This is very interesting." "No, it's not." "She's bugged." " This is very interesting." " I ain't crazy!" "Hey, girlfriend, girlfriend!" "Don't let him do it to you." "He got a plan." "What-what, you about my size, height, weight?" "[ scoffs ] doggie style." "Doggie style." "I know, girlfriend." "Hey, hey, hey!" "I'm tryin' to help you out." "You know, it's a sister thing." "Damn!" "Wow!" "You look great." "Thank you." "You look..." "Neat." " Thanks." " Come on in." " Yeah." "These are for you." " Thank you." "This is wild!" "Man, did you do all the decorations yourself?" "Mm-hmm, every bit of it." "I know you think it's a little weird..." "And don't quite understand it, but it's really-- no, no, no." "It's eclectic." "Yeah." "Eclectic, yeah." "So you like it?" "Very interesting." "Wow!" "Uh" "Oh, that's a, um, mask." "A goli mask." "I got it from africa." "Now, that's weird, 'cause I didn't know, like, africans were into hockey." "Oh, no, no, no." ""goli" is the name of the tribe." "Tribe." " It's a joke." " Oh." "Ha-ha." "â™ª [ man singing, indistinct ]" "You know, the secret to my salmon is the rosemary in the butter sauce." "'cause-- excuse me?" "You were-- you were saying something?" "I use fresh rosemary on my salmon all the time." "That's why it has that-- I'm sorry, marcus." "My mind is actually someplace else." "The knicks game is gonna start in a few minutes." "Do you mind if we eat this in front of the tv?" "[ laughs ] no, not at all." "Sure." "No?" "Great." "[ angela ] okay, do you want italian or indian?" "So, like, women like guys who just-- yeah." "Decide." "All right, I'm gonna decide." "I will choose," "Uh..." "Chinese." "No." "Oh, that's cool." "I mean, you know, whatever you say." "It's all right." "[ laughing ] [ laughs ] I'm being, uh, indecisive." "Yes, you're being indecisive." "Oh." "Can I ask you, like, a personal question?" "Sure." "Do you like kids?" "I love kids." "I-I paint kids." "So, do you want to have, like, a lot of kids when you get married?" "Oh, I want a huge family." "At least ten children." "Ten children?" "Mm-hmm." "That's not a family." "That's like a african village." "This is absolutely ridiculous." "Are you watching this?" "This, this is incredible." "[ tv announcer ] ...To get it outside." "[ announcer #2 ] michael jordan!" "[ announcer continues, indistinct ]" "I'm going to get some espresso." "You want some?" "Hmm?" "No." "No, thanks." "[ tv announcer ] oh, what a move by jordan!" "[ announcer ] it counts." "Hey, listen, marcus." "While you're up, will you grab me a beer?" "Thanks." "Uh, all right." "I had a wonderful evening." "Thank you." "So did I. Yeah, even though we never got to eat dinner." "I know." "But next time, I'll take control." "I'll order." "So, next week, dinner?" "You got it." "Followed by hot, butt-naked sex?" "Just kidding!" "[ laughing ] I'm just kidding." "I'm just kidding." "So..." "[ clears throat ]" "Now's the most difficult part of the evening." "The kiss good night." "Yes, I know, but I got an idea." "Let's just count from five backwards real fast, and then let's go for it." "All right, close your eyes." "Go." "Okay." "Go." "Five, four, three, two, one, go." "Five, four, three, two, one." "Ooh." "God, I'm sorry." "I missed." "[ laughing ]" "Guess I'll have to do it again, all right?" "No." "No." "I'll do it." "Okay." "Bye." "Good-bye." "Good night, angela." "See you next week." "Good night." "Thank you." " Bye." " Adios." " [ giggles ] - arrivederci." "Ciao, bella." "Bye." "[ speaks oriental gibberish ]" "That's korean for, "I'm sorry I shot you, but I thought you were robbing my store."" "[ laughs ] bye-bye." "What an incredible evening." "Did you see jordan's last shot?" "The man must've been 60 feet up, huh?" "Yeah, he really can jump." "Um, [ sniffs ] want me to come get a cab with you or something?" "No, no." "I'm fine." "But you can walk me to the elevator." "Oh, what a treat." "Yo, man, she a lesbo." "Man, the term is "gay," all right, tyler?" "All right." "Just 'cause a woman won't sleep with you doesn't mean that she's homosexual." "Hey, she's not a lesbian, okay?" "Yo, man, it's been about three weeks." "So?" "She's not sbian, man." "Yo, personally, if I was dating somebody that fine," "I'd wait, what, eight or nine months." "You can wait eight or nine years," "And you wouldn't never have no woman that fine." "[ laughing ] [ laughing ] you wild boy!" "But at least my lady didn't leave me for no damn guardian angel." "Why you do that, man?" "Why you do that?" "I'd have fucked them up, but they knew that karate shit!" "Hey, come on, man." "Stop, stop." "You gonna give the brother a heart attack." "Okay, so" "Breathe." "Breathe." "Let the brother relax, man." "I'm sorry, man." "I was just playin'." "I was just playin'." "Can I ask you somethin' though?" "Did you bang angela yet?" "What?" "Ah, good question." "Gooduestion." "Man, angela and I are just tryin' to get to know each other on a platonic level, all right?" "Oh, okay." "So, in other words, you ain't hit the twizzer!" "Not a drop." "Twizzer?" "What's that?" "Another one of your colloquialisms for a vagina, tyler?" "I know what you're gettin' at, man." "You think just 'cause I have a low sperm count that I can't function normally." "But, see, I don't know why it's low." "It should be high." "You ain't shooting' nothin'." "Ohhh, man, will you stop?" "Leave the brother alone." "You shouldn't make fun of the afflicted." "He got a problem." "Yeah, he got a "handicapped" sign on his balls." "Stop that, man!" "Yo, man, a very well-known doctor told me..." "That by wearing the proper underwear, man," "That will cool my testicle walls, man, and that could reverse my whole condition." "Oh, okay." "Well, let me get you some icy hot." "[ laughing ]" "Oh, howdy doody." "At least I have had sex in the '90s." "Ahhh!" "Ahh." ""ahhh." what's that?" "You know what I'm talkin' about." "Yo, don't even try." "You know I gets mine." "Oh, brother, please." "Hey, listen, you are the "no-pussy-gettingest, talking-shittinest" cat I ow." "Marcus, yo, don't even try it." "You know me-- de rigueur." "And all I'm sayin' to you is that if you ain't bangin' jacqueline yet," "Somethin' wrong with her, man, or somethin' wrong with her twizzer." "There's nothin' wrong with jacqueline, and there's nothin' wrong with me." "It's gonna take a little longer than I thought." "[ takes deep breath ]" "Are you okay?" "Oh, yeah, I'm fine." "It's just that ese sales conventions are really boring, you know?" "Yeah, they can be pretty boring, but we're going to new orleans." "Have you been to new orleans?" "No." "It seems like it's a-- a sexy town." "Yeah, it's a real-- it's a romantic town." "You know?" "It's a kind of place where you just take somebody that youove..." "And just sit back, relax, throw on the jazz..." "And just, just chill." "You know?" "Mm-hmm." "That's something you can do when jacqueline gets to town, you know." "Now, where'd that come from?" "I don't know." "Where did that come from?" "Who said that?" "I think you said it." "It sounded like it came out of your mouth from nowhere." "I just-- you know, I-- I think you're cool." "I like you, and I was just being concerned." " All up in my business." " I wasn't trying to pry, really." "Do I look like the kind of girl that would be prying?" "Well, not five minutes ago, but now you look like the one." "If you look up "pry" in the dictionary, it'd be your picture next to it, like" "[ ship's whistle blows ] â™ª [ jazz ] [ chattering ]" "[ laughing ]" "Ah, look who's cookin' now!" "Whoo!" "Marcus!" "Aaah!" "[ squealing ]" "What's the matter with you?" "Stop it." "Come on." "What?" "Stop!" "Okay, okay, stop it, marcus." "I think that we should go home." "Let's-- let's go home." "Well, that was pretty great, huh?" "Yeah, pretty great." "[ laughing ]" "Well, you, uh, you enjoy that mint." "I hope it's refreshing and chocolaty." "[ chuckles ]" "My key won't work." "Shit." "Hey, marcus, why don't you come here for a second." "I'm not playing." "My key really is not working, you know?" "[ chuckles ]" "Please?" "[ panting, moaning ]" "â™ª spending time with you la, la â™ª â™ª feels like heaven â™ª â™ª la, la â™ª â™ª just can't stand it, baby â™ª" "â™ª ooh, it feels so good la, la â™ª â™ª it feels so good â™ª â™ª it's just like heaven la, la â™ª â™ª just like â™ª" "â™ª just can't stand it, baby â™ª â™ª ooh, it's so sweet â™ª â™ª feels so sweet â™ª â™ª ooh, it's so sweet â™ª â™ª feels so sweet â™ª" "â™ª ooh, it's so sweet ooh, it's so sweet â™ª â™ª ooh, it's so sweet ooh, it's so sweet â™ª â™ª feels so good inside â™ª" "â™ª just can't stand it, baby â™ª â™ª ooh, it's so sweet â™ª â™ª it feels like heaven â™ª [ moaning continues ] â™ª ooh, ooh â™ª â™ª when I'm with you, baby â™ª" "â™ª oh, so sweet â™ª â™ª la, la, la, la, la la, la â™ª â™ª you make me feel so good inside â™ª" "â™ª ohhh, ah, ohhh, ah, yeah â™ª" "[ sighs ] yes!" "Yes." "[ quiet moaning ]" "[ car horn honking ] [ marcus ] she's amazing." "She even has pretty feet, this girl." "Oh, yeah?" "How's the coochy?" "Man, that is crass!" "May I help you?" "No, we're okay." "We're just browsing." "He's trippin'." "Yo, look." "I'm a realist, right?" "If the coochy's good, everything else falls into place." "It's more than sex with this girl." "I dig her." "You know, her spirit and her mind and everything." "She's bad!" "She could be mrs." "Graham." "[ gerard ] oh, yeah?" "You think I'm jokin'." "She's that bad, man." "[ laughing ] marcus is in love." "Yo!" "Yo, I'm gettin' this, marcus." "Step off." "That jacket is $1,800." "No refunds." "What, you think I can't pay for it?" "Well, there is no layaway plan." "Hey, we're okay." "We don't need any help." "We don't keep cash in the store." "He's a sucker, man." "Don't even trip on that." "Racial-- yeah, you right, man." "Don't even trip on that." "Wait." "No refund?" "What's he think?" "We gonna take the jacket, wear it," "Stank it all up to be damned and then, like, give it back to him?" "We can't get over this-- there's a certain group of people..." "With a natural fear of black people." "They're programmed, you know?" "Like, watch." "Now!" "See how frightened he was, just from a black man screaming "now" at him?" "[ angela ] well, what do you think?" "[ jacqueline ] people are gonna love this." "You think so?" "Yes, I really do." "I think this is gonna be great for her image." "Look at this one." "Oh, angela!" "Wow." "[ laughs ]" "You like it?" "Really?" "Yes, I like it." "I like it a lot." "Great." "Thank you." "Guess what." "Marcus thinks we oughta go to the caribbean to shoot this." " The caribbean?" " Mm-hmm." "That's expensive." "I know." "But it's nice." "No, it's a nice idea." " Well, you know marcus and his big ideas." " I do." "You know, speaking of marcus, um," "I hear he's got a real..." "Reputation." "Uh-huh." "Bony-t told you that, right?" "[ laughing ] well, angela..." "I can confirm that marcus's reputation..." "Is extremely well-deserved." "You can confirm it?" "Like, you and marcus have" "Oh, god, this man-- he's wonderful." "I mean, he's kind of-- oh, he's magnificent." "And he just happens to have the best ass I have ever seen." "Hey, baby, you got a sec?" "Marcus, hi." "Oh, god." "Hi." "[ both laughing ]" "What did I walk in on?" "What are y'all talkin' about?" "We're talking about work." "Work." "You're both blushing." "Something is up." "What's up?" " Art." "Art." " It's a girl issue." "What's up?" "Come on, talk to me." "Oh, god." "Girliness." "Girliness." "Nothing." "Nothing." "Why you leavin'?" "It's gerard." "It's time to go." "No, gerard hit it, di't he?" "No, no." "Hit it?" "Gerard could not hit it if he had a bat, okay?" "Oh, you want to keep it a secret, huh?" "But you know he hit it." "It's gerard, isn't it?" "I don't know." "Oh, have your little secrets." "That's not why I came here." "I came here to tell you..." "What a wonderful time..." "I had in new orleans." "Marcus, hon, I don't think that we should do this in the office." " What?" "Stop buggin'." " [ mumbles, indistinct ]" "Why don't we get on top of the desk and get frisky and go crazy, you know?" "Um..." "Listen." "You're not getting serious on me, are you?" "What are you talkin' about, am I getting serious?" "What is that?" "Well, you know." "Where you want this to grow into a relationship," "Where, god, we're together all the time..." "And stuff like that, are you?" "Excuse me." "[ chuckles ]" "I know that you're not telling me that new orleans was a fling." "No." "No." "No." "I had a great time in new orleans." " You know I had a great time." " So what's the problem?" "Well, I just think that new orleans was new orleans," "And we should leave it at that." "[ chuckles ] oh, it's not like I'm tryin' to pressure you or anything." "Oh, no." "No." "No, no, no." "I'm not proposing or anything." "Of course not." "My tuxedo wasn't ironed or nothin' like that, you know." "I believe in takin' things slow too." "Exactly." "That's what I'm talking about." "I was just wondering when we could see each other again, that's all." "[ sighs ] I don't know." "I'm kinda busy right now." "I just found out that I'm gonna have to be spending a lot of time out of town," "So I'll get back to you, okay?" "You'll get back to me?" "[ chuckles ]" "I don't have my schedule." "My secretary's out of town." "He won some kind of office pool, so..." "I'll call you." ""marcus, with regards to us doing it again, I'll get back to you."" "That's a-- that's a new one on marcus." "Well, uh, just don't make me wait too long, 'cause it's not like I gotta sit by the telephone to wait for somebody to get back to me." "You know what I'm saying?" "No." "No." "I realize..." "That you of all people will not be waiting alone," "So I will try and get back to you soon." "You're gonna call me, right?" "[ phone rings ] hello?" "Yes?" "Yes?" "[ man on phone ] hello?" "Mr. Graham?" "Yes." "Yes." "Miss broyer has asked me to tell you that she is free the evening of the 12th." "The 12th is three weeks from now!" "Sorry." "That's her first opening." "Should I pencil you in?" "Yeah." "Uh, thank you." "Thank you." "[ lady eloise's voice ] marcus!" "â™ª bow-wow-wow yippee-yo, yippee-yea â™ª â™ª bow-wow yippee-yo, yippee, yea â™ª â™ª bow-wow-wow yippee-yo, yippee-yea â™ª â™ª bow-wow yippee-yo, yippee, yea â™ª" "Yo, brotr, man, gold watches, gold chains." "Yo, brother, you gotta show some gold to get that girl." "I'm cool, y'all." "I already have a watch." "But thank you." "Gucci." "Brother, that's a nice watch!" "Thank you." "Watch your back." "[ car horn honking, siren wailing ]" "I'm gonna check you out after." "Can you tell me what time the show starts?" "[ woman shouting, indistinct ] of course I am." "Brother, please." "I just wanna know what time the show starts." "Hold on for a second." "What?" "[ mimicking hearing-impaired speech ] what time does the show start?" "The show started a half an hour ago." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "You're very good at this job." "I know this." "Some punk-ass nigga." "Yeah." "Hi." "What time does flight 97 from toronto get in?" "Three hours ago?" "Okay, was there a jacqueline broyer on the plane?" "What do you mean, you can't give out that information?" "This is flight information, right?" "Then why do you call it "flight inf--" forget it." "Forget it." "Thank you." "[ thunderclaps ]" "Can you check to see if there have been any accidents between jfk and midtown?" "What the hell is 911 for?" "Well, I wanna talk to a supervisor." "[ phone beeps off ]" " Hello." " Oh, you finally decided to show up." "I had some meetings that ran over, so I had to take a later flight." "You can't pick up a telephone and call somebody, right?" "Well, I would've called, marcus, but they didn't have a phone on the plane." "I wasted $200 on tickets" "Just wasted-- and it's all your fault, okay?" "I'm sorry." "Listen, why don't I just give you the money for the tickets?" "It has nothing to do with the money, okay?" "You're being inconsiderate." "You didn't call me." "You didn't do anything" " I was calling all over new york for you." "You could've been layin' on the side of the road somewhere." "That's very sweet, very sweet." "One of my tricks, okay?" "I know the flower thing." "Listen." "I'm upset with you." "What you did was inconsiderate, and I'm upset." "Well, maybe I should just go." "Yeah, I'll go." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Listen." "Look, look." "I had a long day." "You've had a long day." "And I'm gettin'-- I'm trippin'." "I'm buggin' out, and maybe I'm goin' overboard." "Why don't you just go dry off, and let's put this whole thing behind us?" "Let's squash this whole thing." "So does this mean that you forgive me?" "This means that I am being a bit emotional, and I acknowledge that." "We should just squash it." "Well, I think it means you forgive me." "Hmm?" " You didn't have no clothes on underneath the coat." " No." "[ chuckles ]" "You're too much." "So you knew you was wrong." "That's why you came over in your drawers, 'cause you know that wasn't right." "Jacqueline, jacqueline, jacqueline." "[ moaning ] [ both mumbling, indistinct ]" "Whose is it, huh?" "Whose is it?" "It's yours." "It's yours." "Mmm." "Aah, aah." "Mmm." "Oh, wait, wait, wait." "I don't wanna come yet." "I don't wanna come yet." "No, no, no, no." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "[ marcus:" "Prolonged moan ] oh, yeah!" "Oh, yes!" "Oh!" "[ toes crack ]" "Whoo!" "[ quavering ]" "Mm, mm-hmm." "Wait, wait." "Hold." "Hold." "No, no." "Wait." "Don't do nothin'." "Don't do that." "[ sighs ]" "Ffffffffff-- [ continues ]" "Don't you say nothin'." "Don't say nothin'." "Don't do nothin'." "No." "Don't touch me." "Don't touch me." "Don't move." "Don't do nothin'." "Just hold still." "Whoa, whoa." "Hold it." "No." "Hold on!" "Sweet god." "Hold on." "Oh, shit." "[ yells, stifles yell ] [ humming ] you knew that I was coming." "You knew I was." "You knew I was." "[ mumbling ]" "I have to call my mother." "Where you goin'?" "Home." "I have to give a speech in the morning to the board of directors." "But thank you." "You were great." "God, marcus, I was so tense when I got off the plane," "But you really relaxed me." "So, mr." "Graham, thank you." "You really have to go?" "Mm-hmm." "I'll call you sometime tomorrow, okay?" "Get some sleep." "Call me." "[ door opens, closes ]" "â™ª oh, I must be totally gone â™ª â™ª completely out of my mind â™ª â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] [ chattering, laughter ]" " Would anyone care for some dessert?" " Uh, yeah." "I'll have tiramisu." "I just want some coffee." "And for the lady?" "I am on a diet." "Very good." "Diet?" "Diet, "schmiet."" "What, are you crazy?" "You look great." "I can't wait to get you down to the caribbean." " I'm not sure I'm going." " Well, you've gotta go." "Marcus has planned a wonderful trip." "We're gonna have a lot of fun." "Yeah." "I'm gonna make a phone call, all right?" "Go make a phone call." "Hey." "Listen." "I know you're a little concerned about how the layout was gonna be, but I'm picturing you..." "On these beautiful white-sand beaches, right, and these powder-blue skies." "Crystal beautiful water." "You stand in the middle of all of this, lookin' breathtaking'." "So, when are we gonna fuck?" " What?" " Well, according to jacqueline," "You are really great in bed." "Oh, jacqueline told you I was really good in bed?" "According to jacqueline," "You really know how to move your ass, you know?" "[ sucks teeth ]" "Oh, she told you I know how to move my ass in bed?" "Okay." "Okay." "Uh, well, I don't know what miss jacqueline has told you," "But it's not that kind of party, and I'd appreciate it if" " Hey, what's the matter with you?" "Stop that!" " [ growls ]" "Stop." "Stop it." "Will you stop it?" "Get out of here!" "Merde!" "Man, I don't believe this." "You are going to turn down a pussy like this?" "Staring you smack in your face?" "No man can turn down this pussy." "Will you stop?" "I don't know any man that can refuse this pussy." "Stop saying "pussy." people are eating in here." "Pussy." "Pussy, pussy, pussy!" "Pussy, pus-pus-pussy." "Trying to find our cat." "Where is that cat?" "What's the matter with you?" "Stop saying that." "What's the matter with you?" "You don't like women?" "Yes, that's it." "I don't like women." "I'm gay." "You're not gay." " You're not gay." "You just don't want to fuck me!" " [ onlookers gasping ]" "I know a gay man when I see one." "I know what a gay guy looks like." "My brother is gay." "And you-- he's gay." "And he is gay." "Merde." "[ continues in french ] [ all murmuring ]" "Marcus graham, what did you say to her?" "What did I say?" "Do you realize that I heard this woman screaming from the bathroom?" "How dare you discuss what I do with you in bed sexually with that woman?" "As soon as you leave the room, she starts going on about how she wants to fuck me." "How could you talk about what I do with you with this woman?" "She said that?" "Yeah, she-- and I know you said it, 'cause" "She's a little off." "She started talkin' about how my ass moves." "I know you said it." "Listen." "Don't expect me to sleep with people for business reasons, okay?" "You did with lady eloise." "Excuse me." "That is a rumor." "We do not know if I slept with lady eloise." "I had a chitchat with lady eloise, okay?" "Oh, please, marcus." "Oh, god." ""oh, please," my ass." "Don't discuss what I do with you with other people." "[ jacqueline ] I'll handle this." "[ horns honking ]" "Okay, strange what's the problem?" "What problem?" "I'm not going." "Now, listen." "You're gonna have yourself on the plane," "Or I will not only take back the million or two I am paying you," "I will sue you for every goddamn dime you've got." "Now, do you understand that?" "Andiamo." "What an absolutely exhausting evening, huh?" "To tell you the truth, marcus, I don't feel very well." "Don't touch me." "Don't touch me." "You made me feel dirty, and I don't believe this whole thing is happening to me, okay?" "Look at you." "God, marcus, getting yourself all upset and worked up over nothing." "Nothing?" "That's what sex is to you?" "Nothing?" "Whatever happened to caring, sharing, commitment?" "I know it sounds old-fashioned, but some people still think things like that are important." "You've made it painfully obvious that you not one of them people." "Well," "Why don't I give you a second to think about it, huh?" "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I think-- I think you should do your own thing." "Okay, marcus, it's over." "Good night." "Good night." "â™ª he will not hurt me â™ª â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] [ bony-t ] marcus!" "Marcus!" "I don't believe the way you let her dog you out like that." "You walkin' around with your head down and moping'." "Where's your pride?" "Where's your dignity?" "You think malcolm x died..." "So you could walk around looking like a chump?" "Hey, bony, not today, okay?" "Sad, man." "Tsk." "First the fat boys break up, now this." "There's nothin' to believe in anymore." "â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] [ chattering, laughing ]" " â™ª whoa, in my heart â™ª - good morning, marcus." "[ chattering continues ] [ scattered whispering ] shh, shh, shh, shh." "[ woman ] good morning." "[ women ] good morning." "Good morning, marcus graham." " Good morning." " [ women snickering ] â™ª whoa â™ª â™ª why did you keep my soul â™ª â™ª without a spark â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] [ laughter, chattering continue ]" "â™ª I need love â™ª" "Marcus, excuse me." "I need the storyboards for the strange spots." "I'm shooting next week." " Shoot whatever you want to shoot." " Whatever I want to shoot?" "It's your show." "I have complete autonomy?" " You the man." " [ chuckles ]" "Thank you." "Bless you." "Bye." "Excuse me." "Jacqueline?" "Yeah?" "Can I talk to you for just a second?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Um, I know it's none of my business what's going on with you and marcus," "But can you try to take it easy on him, please?" "Excuse me?" "Well, whatever it is you're doing to him, it's starting to affect his work." "What I am doing to him?" "Yeah." "Wow." "Um, well, it seems like..." "Whatever it is I'm doing to him," "You are taking rather personally." "Am I mistaken, huh?" "No." "Jackie!" "I'm just saying it's just affecting his work, that's all." "Well, we don't want to do that." "Thanks, jack." "We have something very exciting coming up." "After months of hard work by our creative team," "You're about to see the commercial that will launch our $18 million push..." "For the new strange fragrance." "Lights, please." "How is it?" "I haven't seen it." "I let nelson do it by himself." "This is my vision." "It is fabulous." "Fabulous!" "[ laughs heartily ]" "[ hissing ] [ cackling ]" "[ screaming ] [ grunting ]" "[ screaming continues ]" "[ bottle "crying" ]" "[ announcer ] strange:" "It stinks so good." "That is ridiculous!" "Well, the board wanted me to let you go." "I convinced them to give you another chance." "Well, as an employee, I thank you for saving my job." " And as your lover, I thank you for ruining my life." " Oh, come on, marcus." "I didn't ruin your life." "You ruined your life." "I said this was gonna happen." "I was just hoping it didn't happen with you." "The only thing that I can suggest is..." "Perhaps you should take a few weeks off." "Okay." "[ church bells ringing ]" "There's this one kid that you are gonna love." "He is so cute." "He's really gonna lift you up." "Marcus!" "I am not gonna let you sit around here and mope all day long." "Now, snap out of it!" "Have you been listening?" "Cupid has his foot in my ass." "I have the cure for cupid, all right?" "Now, when I have problems with my relationship," "Which is most of the time," "I find out that it's better to take the focus off myself..." "And put it to others." "I don't wanna be around no kids." "I wanna go home and sit in my house..." "And look at the walls and listen to sade." "That's what I wanna do." "And that's fun?" "No, but that's where my head is at right now." "That's where I need to be." "I don't wanna go in here and paint." "You can't paint my miseries away." "[ chattering ] [ angela ] hi." "Hi, angela!" "Ank you." "Everybody, this is mr." "Graham." " [ all laughing ] - who did that?" "These children are kids that I teach art to whose schools can't afford an art program." "Oh, so nice." "Now, remember last week, we saw" "I'm gonna whoop somebody's ass." "Sit down, marcus." "Remember last week, we looked at collages from romare bearden, right?" "[ all ] yes." "And this week, what were you supposed to do?" "Bring your own collages." "[ simultaneously ] bring our own collages." "Who wants to show me theirs first?" "Oh, boy!" "Kenny." "As-salaam alaikum, my brother." "Alaikum salaam." " Greetings, my nubian princess." " My king." "This is the sun, and these are the sun rays." "And this is a big, giant, huge hole in the ozone layer." "And this is what's gonna happen..." "To people and animals if we don't fix up the ozone layer quickly." "[ angela ] that's very afro-centric." "You oughta like this, kenny." "What a lively little thing you are." " Okay." "Tell us about this." " This is my house." "This is the sun." "This is a sphere, and this is a shield." "Then we have" "Then, right here, is my fishbowl." "And this is blood." "Then these are my clothes." "And these are the fish." "Why-- this is the fishbowl up here, right?" "And these are the fish and this the floor." "Why aren't the fish in the bowl?" "Because I don't want them there." "But they can't live on the floor." "Art can be very abstract." "It doesn't have to make sens only in the artist's mind." "Thank you, khanya." "Thank you, khanya, for your interpretation." "[ angela ] okay." "Who's gonna be next?" "You cannot tell me you did not have fun in there with those kids." "I ain't sayin' it wasn't fun;" "I'm just sayin' I wasn't in the right mind-set." "Mind-set?" "What do you mean?" "You didn't think about jacqueline one time while you were there." "That's true." "And I bet you didn't think about the strange commercial either." "Right?" "You're right." "The kids are more inspirational than I've been." "Thank you." "I got an idea." "What?" "I got an idea for the strange ad." "Okay." "Slow it down." "Right-- right there." " [ machine beeps ] - [ static ]" " Okay." "What do you think?" " Well, I like it." "[ women screaming offscreen ] hold it." "Is that a nipple?" "[ marcus ] that's not a nipple." "That's a shadow." "That's a nipple." " Excuse me." "That is a shadow." " I think it's a shadow of a nipple." "Come on." "Stop playing." "That's a nipple." " That is a shadow." " I'll blow it up." "It's a nipple, 'cause I'm drooling." "[ laughs ]" "You, uh, a little nervous about meeting gerard's parents?" "No, I'm not." "." "I just don't want them to think we're a couple, you know?" "Don't even trip." "Gerard ain't even that close to hisather, first of all." "You know, I knew it." "Gerard is really a fun guy, isn't he?" "He is very much fun." "It's his father and his mother that are the square ones." " [ doorbell rings ]" " I got it." "Hey-ho!" "[ woman ] happy thanksgiving!" "What's up?" "Angela's over there." "Hey, mr." "Jackson!" "Happy thanksgiving!" "How you doin', honey?" "You look great." "Thank you." "So do you." "Thanks." "My, uh, parents are here." "You look just like your dad." "Thanks." "I brought you some chitlins." "Oh!" "Gerard's mother" "Angela, gerard's mother brought us a whole trough of ctlins." " [ tyler ] I want a bowl." " This the little girl you been talkin' about?" "Agatha?" "Angela, angela lewis." "Mm-hmm." "That's what I said." "Nice to meet you." " Isn't she pretty?" "She look like one of marcus's girls." " [ groans ]" "Hey, why don't-- agatha, why don't you go in the kitchen and help mrs." "Jackson with these?" "Go on." "Y'all go in the kitchen." "Cutie pie." " [ mrs." "Jackson ] all right." " Mr. Jackson, come here." " Hey, buddy!" "Man, it's so good to see you." "Every year, you do something new." "Now, wre'd you get the mushroom shirt?" "I'm trying to impress you." "I know." "Now, where'd you get the mushroom shirt?" "I got to know." "Well, the secret is, you got to coordinate." "Uh-huh." "Most people don't coordinate." "See, you got to coordinate." "That's what you did." "Interesting." "See, I told you they don't stink when you pull the membrane out." " Mama!" " See, when you saw me, you saw the mushroom shirt." "I said, "mushroom shirt." bang!" "Mushroom shirt." "You can't stop with the mushroom shirt." "You gotta go on." "I'd have stopped at the shirt." "No, you gotta keep going." "Let me show you something." "Look at that." "Oh, you got on a mushroom belt." "Gerard, did you know your pops had a mushroom belt on?" " Yes." " But you don't stop there, see?" "You gotta keep goin'." "What you got?" "A mushroom ring?" "Yes." "Good idea." "Look what I got." "Dah!" "Gerard," "Did you know on the inside was special mushrooms?" "Yes!" "Mmm-mmm-mmm." "Simply delicious, marcus." "I keep tellin' your mom she should take some cooking lessons from you." "All she do is cook pork." "I'll bet we've eaten everything on the pig..." "From the rooter to the tooter." " The whole pig, huh?" " You didn't marry me for my cooking." "You got that right, baby." "That's why we got little junior over there." "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!" "Must you embarrass me in front of my friends on every possible occasion?" "Now, see-- see there?" "That's your son." " Private school got him all "sadiddy" like that." " Yeah, man." "Chill." "It's your father." "Mr. Jackson, angela made this meal." "It wasn't me." "I can't take credit for it." "[ mr." "Jackson ] mmm." "Very good." "[ mrs." "Jackson ] very good." "Hmm." "Good pick, junior." "[ gerard ] daddy!" "I told you that angela and I are just friends." "Mm-hmm." "[ sucking teeth ] just friends, huh?" "Yes, just friends." "Just friends." "Leave it alone, hon." "They've told you that 500 times." "Just let it go." "Fine." "We change the subject." "Now, marcus, I hear a girl at the office got you pussy-whipped." "Why don't you-- [ sucking teeth ] reverse it?" "Don't be pussy-whipped." "Whip that pussy!" " Look." "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!" " [ mrs." "Jackson ] ooh, daddy!" "You really insist on standing around all day with a long face, all right?" "Man, my parents been in that bathroom damn near an hour, man." "So what?" "Well, they been in there hitting' it." "Your parents are smokin' a joint in my bathroom?" "No." "They been in there fuckin'." "[ laughs ]" "Whoo!" "[ sighs ]" "Damn." "Goodness." "What's for dessert?" "Wow." "I'm all right, man." "Let's go." "Let's go eat, man." "Are you sure you don't want me to go with you?" "No, no, no." "That's all right." "I'd better run my parents home before ty embarrass me any further." "Okay." "I had a great time." "I'll call you tomorrow." "Me too." "Bye." "Mrs. Jackson." "[ groaning ]" "I cannot tell y'all how much fun it is to be with y'all and" "So good." "Oh, a piece of coat, I think." "Ohh, boy, the rabbit is getting old, baby." "Lookie there." "We'll tear another piece off and make some earrings." "We'll coordinate." "Oh!" "Yeah, that'll work." "[ tyler ] yo, yo, yo, yo." "Got a hookup for tonight." "Who?" "Remember that little girl I met in emergency?" "Yeah." "Baby got her stitches out." "[ grunts ]" "Yo, well, whatever." "I'll rap to you." "All right." "I gotta go." "Okay, buddy." "Take care of yourself." "See y'all later, all right?" "[ mumbles ] see you later." "[ mrs." "Jackson ] bye." "[ angela ] sure you don't want me to help you with the dishes?" "[ marcus ] I got it." "Go on home." "[ angela ] okay." "[ mr." "Jackson shouting, indistinct ] [ angela ] where's my coat?" "[ chuckles ]" "Angela?" "Yes?" "I'm gonna have to take you up on that offer." "Thought so." "Yes." "Chitlin juice everywhere, and I don't know if I can handle it alone." "I am so tired, I don't care if I never see another cup, plate, again in my life." "My." "Oh, my feet are killg me." "Can I take my shoes off?" "Yeah, you can." "You'll have the whole house smellin' like funky corn chips." "Please." "My feet do not stink." "Star trek's comin' on." "I love star trek." "Do you really?" "Yeah." "I'm a trekkie." "Get outta here!" "I'm a trekkie!" "Look at cap" "Ain't captain kirk the coolest white man on the planet?" "You know, you can always tell who's gonna get killed when you watch this show." "Now, look-- look who's beaming' down." "You see kirk, mccoy, spock..." "And yeoman johnson." "Now, doesn't yeoman johnson know he's gonna get killed?" "If I was yeoman johnson, I'd say, "hey, I'm not goin'." "I know what's gonna happen."" "It's amazing how you've just sort of broken down this whole star trek thing." "Well, I'm a trekkie." "That's why I broke it down to the barest essence of the trek." "I'm a trekkie." "I know everything about star trek." "What's captain kirk's first name?" ""captain."" "No, it's not "captain." his name is james t." "Kirk." "What is mr." "Spock's last name?" "Huh?" "You didn't even know that." "The name is spock jenkins." "One of the jenkins boys from vulcan." "It's, uh-- we'll talk about it later." "â™ª [ tv:" ""star-spangled banner" ]" "Hey, what are we doing?" "We're kissing." "We ain't supposed to be kissing." "Why?" "We're friends." "So?" "Friends can kiss." " â™ª [ rock beat ] - [ woman ] â™ª yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah â™ª â™ª yeah â™ª â™ª yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah â™ª" "â™ª yeah time to feel something good â™ª â™ª let your hair hang out, girl â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] â™ª yeah â™ª â™ª time to get crazy yeah, yeah â™ª" "â™ª time to get crazy â™ª [ whip cracking ] â™ª [ ends ]" "It's good." "It's very good." "Congratulations, marcus." "Oh, congratulate angela." "It was mostly her idea." "Nice going, angela." "Thanks." "Hey, you." "Yo, man, it's racial." "Expand." "All right." "Check it out." "The white ball dominates everything, right?" "It knocks the shit out of the yellow ball, the red ball, right?" "And the game's over when the white ball drives the black ball..." "Completely off the table." "[ grunts ]" " Now, why is that?" " I don't know, but I'm sure you'll tell me," "My "brotha."" "Sure." "You right." "Look," "It's because of the white man's fear..." "Of the sexual potency of black balls." "That one was kind of interesting." "That was interesting." " [ tyler ] you see, what was" " I see where you're going." "And the pool table is earth." "That's why it's green." "Oh, see, your shit is comin' out now." " And the world, they used to think it was flat." " School h." " When you do the oprah winfrey show, I'm gonna be front row!" " It's not about jokes." " Me and him are here." "It's not about-- - that one was kind of deep." "You went to the bottom of the ocean on that one." "Yeah, but losers get the beer, so" " I'm gonna get the beer." "But see how our thing is here?" " Oh, yes." "We're on the same wavelength." "We're the same cat." "Get him there." "Okay, I'll get him." "I'm gonna work on him." "Fine." "Yo, man, he's gettin' worse." "We got to find him a woman quick." "He'll be all right." "Hey, how are things with you and angela?" "Oh, we're cool, man, you know." "We went out a couple times, man, and she was gettin' so involved." " I said, "look, I'm just gonna pull back." - hmm." "Cool." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "I told her." "I said, "look here, girl, do your thing, see other men, 'cause I'm gonna see other women," you know?" "I just didn't want to break her heart right off, you know?" "I just pull out easy." "Okay." "Good, good." "So you don't mind if she goes out with other guys then?" "Oh, hell, no." "Wh" "Oh, you're thinking of hooking her up with tyler?" "No, nothing like that." "Why you askin', man?" "I was just curious." "I don't believe this shit." "Why you askin', man?" "You can't even look me in my eye, can you, marcus?" "Did you sleep with angela?" "Yeah, I did." "[ sighs ]" "Why do you always have to have all the girls, marcus?" "You said a couple of seconds ago you didn't care who she went out with; now you're flippin'." "You're bein' a hypocrite." "I don't wanna hear that bullshit, man!" "This is different." "Angela is a nice girl." "So I can't be with a nice girl?" "No." "'cause all you're gonna do is dog her out like you do every woman in your life." "Okay." "Tell me this, man." "Why angela?" "What?" "She has nice feet?" "Oh, it has nothing to do with her feet or anything like that, man." "I care about this girl." "Man, you don't care about nobody but yourself, man!" "[ groans ]" "So when we can rise as a people, we runnin' things, you know?" "What'd you do, man?" "Guess." "[ shower running ]" "Marcus, come quick!" "I got something I wanna show you!" "[ marcus ] what?" "I wanna show you something." "Get out of here." "I'm in the shower!" "Marcus!" " Stop!" "Hey, hey!" " Come on." "I'm soaking wet." "You're gonna make me catch a cold out here." "I wanna show you something." "No, it won't." "Look." "Ta-da!" "Well, what do you think?" "Blue people." "Yeah, that's nice." "The blue people." "What do you think?" "Do you like it?" "Yes, very much." "Okay, 'kay, 'kay." "Look at it..." "And tell me how it makes you feel." "Honestly, it's makin' me kind of horny." "No." "Feel." "And I would like to be and I would like to think I was the inspiration for that blue man." "You should be blue." "You're gonna get paint all over me." "[ telephone rings ] exactly." "The phone's ringing." "Take those clothes off." "Take 'em off." "Off." "[ giggles ] no." "[ phone beeps on ] hello?" "Jacqueline, hi!" "How you doin'?" "He's right here, actually." "No." "No, we weren't busy at all." "Here he is." "Okay." "Hey." "Yeah." "No, that was angela." "She just stopped by for a second." "Uh-huh." "Really?" "Oh, that's-- hey, hey." "Your spot tested through the roof." "Yeah, she's happy." "Uh-huh." "Yes, absolutely." "Absolutely." "Oh, that's perfect." "Great." "Yeah." "Peace." "Hey." "Hey, they're showin' the spot to the board of directors on Friday night," "And jacqueline wants me to be there." "Great." "Wait." "You don't have a problem with that, do you?" "No, no." "Hey, I will call her, and I'll tell her that-- you sure?" "Cool." "That's bad." "Blue people." "[ speaking french ] [ men chuckling ] [ continues in french ] hey, hey." "Le peace." "Chill." "[ continues in french ]" "Les plumes." "You are brilliant!" "God, marcus, they loved it!" "They loved it." "Did you hear the little frenchman screaming "magnifique"..." "With a little bead of sweat runnin' down his face, man?" " I knew I had that cat." " Marcus, you are incredibly talented." "Well, I thank you." "Lady eloise thanks you." "Tell her I said "hey." I'm sure strange..." "Would like to thank you personally." " Yeah, she'd like to thank the hell out of me." " [ laughing ]" "I have to say," "It's very nice to have the old marcus back." "I was kind of worried about ya." "Really?" "You seemed, um-- you seemed so" " I don't know." "Can I be honest?" " Please." "Well, you seemed desperate and unsure of yourself." "[ chuckling ]" "Pathetic?" "Aha." "Kind of pathetic." "Uh-huh." "Look at you now." "You're, uh-- you're relaxed." "You're more confident." "Just like the man I met in that elevator." "I got it goin' on again." "Yeah, you do." "I like it." "I find it very attractive." "How'd it go last night?" "It went okay." "Just okay?" "It must've gone pretty well." "You didn't get home until the middle of the night." "I went for a walk so I could sort some things out that was in my head." " I was trippin' on it." " Like the fact that you're still in love with jacqueline?" "Angela, I saw the woman," "And a bunch of stuff that was in me I didn't even know was still there came out." "Things happened, and" "There's certain things you just have no control over, all right?" "Really?" "Like what?" "Like love." "Love?" "You know, what do you know about love?" "What do you possibly think you know about love?" "You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love like it's some kind of disease you just catch." "Love should've brought your ass home last night." "Didn't you just hear me say I was sorry?" "I heard you say you're sorry." "You're sorry, and you're tired." "You don't love me." "You don't love jacqueline." " You only love your damn self." " How could you say I never cared about you?" "Jacqueline says I'm a better person now, and I owe that all to you." "I'm outta here." "I'll get the rest of my things later." "Let me just tell you one more thing." "I might not be all glamorous," "And I don't have hair weaved all down my back, but let me tell you one great thing about me." "I've got a heart." "And you know the bad thing about having a heart, marcus," "Is that it gets broken when you deal with people like you." "Now, stay thfuck outta my life!" "[ thunderclap ]" "She left you, huh?" "Yeah, she did." "[ sighs ] I guess I should feel happy, but I don't." "I hate to see another person in pain." "Well, thank you very much." "That's very nice of you, yvonne." "Good night." "So, uh, would you like to come over for a cup of coffee?" "Not even if jesus was pourin' it." "Some motherfuckers are so blind they can't see a good thing when it's starin' them in the face." "Why don't you just lift your black ass off the ledge and fuck you!" "â™ª there you go again â™ª â™ª there you go, there you go â™ª â™ª there you go â™ª â™ª and here I come â™ª" "â™ª here I come, here I come here I come â™ª â™ª yeah, yeah, oh-ho â™ª â™ª fine, fine day â™ª â™ª in your bed, in your bed in your bed â™ª" "â™ª making love â™ª â™ª sweet love â™ª â™ª once again, oh â™ª" "I can't do this." "I have condoms." "No, it's not that." "I gotta go." "What?" "I'm in love with somebody." "Angela, right?" "Mm-hmm." "So now you think that you're in love with angela?" "No, no, no." "I know." "Just at this moment, I know I'm in love with that woman." "Marcus, if you are in love with angela," "Why are you here with me, hmm?" "Exactly." "â™ª love should've brought you â™ª â™ª brought you home last night â™ª â™ª you should've been with me â™ª â™ª should've been right by my side â™ª" "â™ª baby â™ª â™ª [ stereo:" "Rap ]" "[ knocking ] oh, shit!" "Damn it!" "Hold up!" "Yo, what's up, man?" "Come on in." "What's up?" "Welcome to the penthouse." "It's kind of smoky in here, chief." "No, no, no." "Wait, wait." "That ain't smoke, all right?" "That's aroma." " [ knocking ] - yo, can you get that for me?" "That might be a surprise." "[ tyler ] what's up, man?" "Where you goin'?" "[ door closing ]" "Yo, man." "Talk!" "What's up, man?" "Hey." "How you doin'?" "So, you seen angela lately?" "No." "I hear she's over at barton and dobbs now." "Yeah, I heard she got promoted to creative director." "Really?" "Where'd you hear that?" "Bony-t told me." "Hey, look, man-- you don't have to s anything." "Yes, I do." "I" " I'm really sorry, gerard." "I've known you all my life, man." "You're like my brother, you know?" "I love you, and I don't wanna go through this, man." "Listen." "It happened, and I'm sorry." "And I feel bad." "How long are you gonna have me standing here begging?" "You know what I'm trying to say." "You nna milk all the apologies out of me." "It's cool." "My man." "All right, man." "[ wheezing cough ]" "Yo, man!" "What's up, man?" "Y'all gonna let a girl come between us, man?" "What's up?" "We're supposed to be here, man." "We're boys, man." "We don't hang out no more, nothin', man." "This shit hurt, man." "Make up now, man." "We just, you know, made up, man." " Well, then hug." " We hugged just now." "We hugged and gave each other a pat." " And we boys again." " All right." "Then give it to me." " We just hugged already." " No, man." "I want a big, motherfuckin' hug, man." "Damn, man." "I love y'all, man." "â™ª is it my turn to wish you were lying here â™ª y'all ready to eat?" "Yeah." "All right." "â™ª I didn't dream you â™ª" " â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] - yo, is that my shit?" "[ sirens blaring ] damn!" "My penthouse!" "â™ª or even imaginary emotions â™ª â™ª tell myself anything â™ª" "â™ª is it my turn to hold you by your hand â™ª â™ª tell you I love you â™ª â™ª and you not hear me â™ª â™ª is it my turn to totally understand â™ª" "â™ª to watch you walk out of my life â™ª â™ª and not do a damn thing oh-ho â™ª â™ª if I could give away â™ª [ trails off ]" "No." "It's all wrong." "You know that memo I showed you?" "Refer to it and show me a new mock-up in the morning." "This is way off." "We are not gonna shoot this until it's right." "Angela!" "Come on!" "Hi." "We're lookin' for angela-- forget that." "What?" "Um, excu me for a second, please." "What are you two doing here?" "Angela!" "Angela." "I haven't seen you in so long." "Four months and two weeks, to be exact." "Thank you." "We miss you." "Where have you been?" "I miss you too, and I've been working." "I got this new job." "It's very demanding, and it requires long hours." "I haven't had time to teach class." "I'm sorry." "You always had time for us." "[ chuckles nervously ] I know." "Let me tell you something, okay?" "You know what I had to do?" "I had to rearrange my priorities in life." "Angela had to start lookin' out for angela." "How'd you get here, anyway?" "Our new teacher brought us." "Your new teacher?" "Well, where is she?" " [ both ] he." " [ angela ] well, where is he?" "Um, I think we best get goin' now." "Good-bye, my queen." "Okay." "Peace." "My brother." "That's pretty low, using the kids, marcus." "What else could I do?" "Look, I been sending you letters, angela, and I know you got 'em." "Mm-hmm." "I'm just not real big on words on paper these days." "Okay." "I know I fucked up." "You're damn right, you fucked up." "You hurt me." "I miss you." "No." "I really, really miss you." "I've never missed anybody in my life, and I miss you." "I'm in love with you." "This isn't about your love." "It's about the fact you can't love me the way I deserve to be loved." "That's what this is about." "You think I'd come down here and bother you..." "Unless I was ready to be everything you wanted in a relationship?" "I want to be straight up about everything." "I want to have a monogamous relationship." "You are my best friend." "I'm miserable without you." "I even quit my job because of you." "Did I ask you to quit your job?" "Why you doin' this?" "Doing what?" "Being all stiff and cold and hiding' behind your work." "I'm taking care of my business, and I suggest you take care of yours." "Listen," "I know having a great job is cool and all of that," "But you used to have a good time." "You used to be with these kids, and me and you used to have fun and we had a great life." " You had everything." " Give me one reason why I should take you back." "One." "I didn't think you could." "Do you still love me?" "'cause I love you so much." "I miss you." "I'm scared." "And I'm miserable." "I can't breathe without you." "I can't breathe." "I can't breathe." "Now, we should just go to your place and get your things and go to my place." "No, no." "I'm not moving into your house this time." "I'm staying in my place with my own things." "I want 24/7." "That's how committed I am." "No, no, no, no." "No, no." "I'm not doin' it." "If you even turn and look at her, I will break your fuckin' neck." "I'm not lookin' at that woman." "I was lookin' at this woman, thinkin' about the future." "That's you in 15 years." "You better still love me in 15 years." "Did you see?" "She's by herself." "I'm playin'." "I'm playin'." "â™ª your love's so exciting boy, I can't deny it â™ª â™ª since you found a place in my home â™ª â™ª givin' me a feelin' ooh, it's such a feelin' â™ª" "â™ª I feel that we never woke up â™ª â™ª how can I explain it â™ª â™ª did you hear what I'm sayin' â™ª â™ª you bring so much joy to my heart â™ª" "â™ª words cannot express so much happiness â™ª â™ª if I can be forever by your side â™ª â™ª you're the beat in my heart, baby â™ª" "â™ª and I will always be true to you â™ª â™ª and I will love you forever â™ª â™ª if I could just make love to you â™ª â™ª make love to you â™ª" "â™ª tell me what's wrong with me, baby â™ª â™ª didn't I treat you right â™ª â™ª right, right â™ª â™ª didn't I do it all my baby â™ª" "â™ª believe me, baby, baby â™ª â™ª it's gonna be so right â™ª â™ª if it's all right if it's all right â™ª" "â™ª tell me it's gonna be all right â™ª â™ª if it's all right if it's all right â™ª" "â™ª bow-wow-wow yippee-yo, yippee-yea â™ª â™ª bow-wow yippee-yo, yippee-yea â™ª â™ª bow-wow-wow yippee-yo, yippee-yea bow-wow, yippee-yo, yippee â™ª â™ª yea â™ª â™ª how could she do that to me â™ª" "â™ª she let a load out on me â™ª â™ª [ continues, indistinct ] â™ª love should've brought you brought you home last night â™ª â™ª you should've been with me â™ª" "â™ª should've been right by my side â™ª â™ª baby, if you cared anything for me â™ª â™ª then love would've brought you home to me last night â™ª" "â™ª there you go again â™ª â™ª there you go, there you go â™ª â™ª there you go â™ª â™ª and here I come â™ª" "â™ª here I come, here I come here I come â™ª â™ª hey â™ª â™ª oh-ho â™ª â™ª right by me â™ª â™ª in your bed, in your bed in your bed â™ª" "â™ª making love â™ª â™ª making love â™ª â™ª once again, oh â™ª â™ª don't want a diamond don't want a fortune â™ª" "â™ª don't want you near my heart â™ª â™ª I don't want you near my heart â™ª â™ª don't wanna kiss you turn around and miss you â™ª" "â™ª stop it, baby before I start â™ª â™ª to the end of the road â™ª â™ª still I can't let go â™ª â™ª it's unnatural â™ª" "â™ª you belong to me I belong to you â™ª â™ª ianna go â™ª â™ª to the end of the road â™ª â™ª still I can't let go â™ª" "â™ª it's unnatural â™ª â™ª you belong to me I belong to you â™ª â™ª go to the end â™ª â™ª of the road â™ª" "â™ª still I can't let go â™ª â™ª it's unnatural â™ª â™ª you belong to me I belong to you â™ª"