"[ship materializing] [engines humming]" " [growling] [lasers firing] [explosions]" "[chiming]" " You sluggish fools." "Stay alert!" "The Salamandrians slipped past you like slitherfish." " Captain Mozar, sir." "Scanners are picking up an incoming ship." "[scanner beeping]" " I know that vessel." "It's the Fugitoid ship!" "Squadron Three, blast them out of the sky!" "[affirmative gurgling] [blasters firing] [all grunting]" " Those ships!" "They're Triceraton!" " No kidding!" "And there's, like, a gajillion of them!" " Professor, what do we do?" " We take evasive action." " What are you waiting for, Gunner Zork?" "Blast the Fugitoid to pieces." " [gurgles]" " I think we're almost out of this." "[blasters firing] [explosion]" " Or not!" " I recommend we take plunging into the lethal, crushing gravity of that gas giant philosophically." " What is that supposed to mean?" " It means we're all gonna die!" " ♪ Teenage mutant ninja" " The evil Triceratons have invaded Earth." "They brought with them the invincible Black Hole Generator that swallowed the entire planet." "My brothers and I escaped, saved by a mysterious robot called The Fugitoid." "Now we're trying to stop the Triceratons any way we can." " ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ Donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ And you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪" "♪ Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪" "♪ To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪" " ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" "[all yelling, grunting]" " [grunts]" " April, look out!" " Thanks, D!" "Whoa!" " Whoa!" "[grunts]" "I hate space." "I hate it." "I really do." "[lasers firing] [explosions] [all shouting]" " Collision course red." "[engine zooming]" "We're going down!" "Brace yourself, Lieutenant!" "[engine humming] [crashing]" "[ominous music]" "♪" " [groans] My head." " Where are we?" "♪" " Whoa." "Temperatures on this moon are negative-180 degrees Celsius." " [shivers] So cold, even in this suit." "Aren't the turtles gonna freeze?" " No, their suits permeate a warm, invisible force field, like a second skin." "Cozy, right?" " I'm pretty sure my shell froze to my butt." "[ship sparking and sputtering]" " What's it looking like, Fugitoid?" " If I had to categorize our situation, it would fall somewhere between "probably doomed"" "and "unequivocally doomed."" " Wait." "So no power?" "We won't be able to charge our suits!" " And worse, we've only got a couple hours of oxygen and heat left." " Oh, man." "I was supposed to go out in a blaze of glory, with, like, giant transforming robots frying me with lasers." "Not like this." "[high-pitched squeak] [fluttering]" " Wow!" "You're a strange, little snow creature, aren't you?" "There's life on this planet, guys!" " Nonsense." "This moon is made of methane ice." "No life can survive here." " Beep!" "Now, let's see... [scanning and chiming]" "Yes!" "Irrilium metal." "Lots of it!" "About ten klicks away." "Ooh, looks like it's refined too." " Excellent work, Donatello." "We could use that metal to patch up the ship." " There they are, the ones who rammed our vessel." " Yes, and they're heading towards the Irrilium." "[throaty croak]" " We must capture it before they do." " Let us destroy the interlopers and take the Irrilium for ourselves." "They robbed us of glorious battle." " Still, when I gaze upon them, I see their courage." "Others would have despaired, but they go onward as comrades." "I can respect them." " No!" "You know that is not the Salamandrian way, Commander." "They must be destroyed." "[wind howling]" " [cries out] [wind howling]" " There: the Irrilium is somewhere up on that ice peak." " Oh, yeah!" "Check me out!" "Michelangelo on ice!" " You're using up oxygen too fast, Mikey!" " What's more important, bro?" "Breathing... or my art?" " Guys?" "Something's not right." "Weird vibe alert." " My sensors suggest we're about to be visited by-- [both growling]" " Whoa!" "What the heck?" " Newtralizers!" " You downed our ship, dishonored us." "Now you will fight us." " Wait!" "Wait, wait, wait." "We are all honorable beings here." "We did not intend to damage your ship." "Please, we can help one another in this desperate plight." " It is true we are all trapped." "Cooperation is survival here." "But you are... outworlders." "[growls]" " Everyone is an outworlder on a world not their own." " Listen, sister!" "We don't want to fight you." "You're clearly outnumbered." " Numbers mean nothing." "I do not fear you or your friends." " Look, man!" "It's all good." "We're all cool here." "I'm offering my hand;" "put her there, bro!" " What?" "I consider conciliation, and you offer the hand of combat?" " Combat?" "No!" "You don't understand!" " Ah, yes." "I should have warned you." "To Salamandrians, the hand extended gesture means" " Attack!" "[all grunting]" " All of you should stop fighting and rationally consider the damage to your faceplates!" "One crack, and death is imminent." "[grunts]" " Those who dishonor us shall be destroyed!" " You got some imagination, sweetheart!" " Please, everyone" " Booyaka!" " Yo, lizard lips!" "[grunts] [explosions]" " [roaring]" " Hold still, you stupid" " Well, I suppose I'll have to intervene." "Oh, dear!" " You okay, April?" " [straining and grunting]" " That's it." "You're going down." "[grunts] [yells]" "Aah!" " Raph!" " [groans]" "Never been hit like that before... [slamming and shouting]" "It was kinda... nice." " Discussion follows dishonor!" "[groaning]" " I am a pacifist." "But even pacifists have to stand their ground once in awhile." "[lasers firing]" " Rokka rokka!" "[explosion] [all shouting] [rocks thudding]" " [growls]" "We must dig the creatures out and resume the battle." "It is as dishonorable death." " No." "Let them freeze." "We must hurry to the Irrilium." "[tense music]" "♪ [thudding]" " No need to worry!" "Only a minor inconvenience." " [groans]" "We keep getting our shells handed to us." " We got to keep going." "Not much heat left." "Come on." "[wind howling]" "♪" " I've been thinking." "I bet those Salamandrians are after the Irrilium too." " Another reason to hurry, people." " Hey, Casey." "Do you think a turtle can, like, date a newt?" " Dude." "What?" "[laughs hysterically]" " I mean, you know, maybe, um, these Salamandrians aren't so bad." "Like, the lizard girl is cool." " You really are running low on oxygen, Raph." "What are you gonna do, ask that giant newt out on a date?" " Well, I mean-- I don't know." " Wow, you really got a crush on that salamander hottie?" "She's, like, bigger, stronger, and probably a better fighter than you." " Exactly." "What a woman." " Ooh!" "The Irrilium's not far ahead." "And I was right." "The metal's completely refined." " So they survived." "The robot stated our collision was an accident." "Perhaps we need not be enemies." " Commander G'Throkka, do not be foolish." "They are clearly working with the Triceratons." " We do not know that." "[growls]" " They fought you four against one." "They are cowardly, dishonorable fools!" "Rokka, rokka." " Come." "We will reach the Irrilium far faster than they will." " So what happens if those aliens make it to the Irrilium first?" " I've got the answer." "We take them down, goongala-style." " Whoa, hold up." "Let's cut the salamanders a break." "They think we're the bad guys, right?" "What if we could convince them to work with us, to find that metal stuff together?" " Worst idea you've had, and that's saying something." "Forget it, Raph;" "let's just get that Irelium." "[ominous music]" " Got to try this." "[straining and grunting]" "Might be our only chance." " Guys, hold up." "Where's Raph?" " Oh, no--I bet he went off to talk to his girlfriend." " I've got a bad feeling about this." " Yeah." "We're in trouble." "[creature roars]" "Serious trouble!" " Donnie!" "No!" " Lieutenant Y'Gythgba, we are getting close to the Irrilium." "Rokka rokka!" " And by now, those low-grade life forms are surely frozen." " Ta-da!" "Impressed, right?" " No, but I respect your tenacity." " Wait!" "Before you blast me, hold up." "Look, we could" "We could all work together as a team, a unit!" " Your bravery speaks of a heroic heart, stranger." " But you are in our way." "[laser blasts]" " That's not good teamwor-- [screaming]" " Interesting that you chose to shoot the ice, and not the stranger." " There is no significance to my" "Look!" "[dragons roaring and growling]" " Ice dragons!" "[all grunting]" " Aah!" "[explosion] [grunting] [dragons growling] [grunts] [cries out]" "[lasers firing] [grunting, yelping] [exhales] [dragon roaring] [yelling]" "[dragon roaring]" " [grunting]" "G'Throkka!" "Commander!" "[lasers firing] [grunts]" " [grunting] [dragon roaring] [yelling] [screams] [panting]" " Stranger." " Oh, space apples." " Stranger." " Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "[lasers firing] [screams]" "Huh?" "[dragon roaring]" " You truly are a noble creature." " My name's, uh, Raphael." " I am called Y'Gythgba." " You are called I-- [stammering]" "I got an idea." "Back on Earth, there's this painting of, like, the most beautiful woman in art and stuff?" "Um, so how about if I call you Mona Lisa?" " As you please, Raphael." "Someday our noses will meet in the flesh." " My nose will be ready." "So, Mona Lisa, what are we gonna do about your pal?" " Perhaps if I use a low output..." "Yes, I believe he'll be fine in no time at all." " How's it going, Fugitoid?" " Donatello is almost fully thawed out, although I think his face seems to have melted as well." " [muttering] [dragon roaring]" " Oh, no!" " Oh, man!" "I think we're in trouble." "[lasers firing] [all grunting]" " [grunts] [screams]" " Whoa, Raph's with the bad guys?" " [grunting]" "We're friends now, Mikey." " I am Commander G'Throkka." " That name's cool and all, but I got something better." "How about Laser Lizard?" "No, no, no." "G.I. Newt." "Nah, I got it!" "Sal Commander!" "[grunting]" " [grunts]" "Is that all of them?" " I won't offer my hand, but I will offer my friendship." " [growls]" " [belches]" " Okay, that was weird." "Now let's go get that Irebili-li-li-um!" " Okay, closer, closer." "There, that satellite." "It's made of Irrilium." " That's no satellite." "It's a Triceraton space mine." "[all yelp]" " If we could deactivate it, we could use the Irrilium to fix our ships, right?" " Hm, let me see..." "Yes." "The Irrilium is perfect." "It even contains a Dark Matter regulator." " We got to hurry;" "I'm getting short on power and" "Oh, no." " There are too many to fight!" " I got a plan." "Come on!" "[all shouting] [dramatic music]" "♪" " Fugitoid!" "Hustle!" "♪ [all yelping]" "♪ [screaming] [grunting] [sword whipping] [grunting, yelping]" " Booyakasha!" "[all grunting, yelping]" " The ship's up ahead!" " Hurry!" " Ah!" "Aah!" "[screaming, yelping]" " [laughing] [yelps]" "♪" " Oh, yeah!" "Hover skates in full effect, yo!" "[explosions]" "♪" " Casey, give me all your photon pucks!" " Awesome idea, Donatello!" " Now run, you moron!" " Goongala!" " Aah!" "[dragons roaring, ice thudding]" "[both sigh]" " Quickly, now." "Almost there." " We may be too late..." " Leo!" "Oh, no!" " [grunts]" "[space suits thudding]" " Excellent!" "The Dark Matter regulator." " Oh, no, this is it-- the big freeze." "We won't make it through this, Red; we're not mutants." " Warm-blooded or not, we're in trouble, Professor!" " Please, don't pressure me..." " Rokka rokka." " G'Throkka!" " Faster, Honeycutt." "No time, no time." "[suit beeping] [beeping slows] - [sighs]" "Oh, dear." "Oh, dear." "Hurrying as fast as I can." " This is it... [both groaning]" " Raphael!" " [groans]" "Mona, I wish I could tell you... how I feel...." " Raphael..." "believe me." "I..." "know..." " Raphael..." "Raphael..." " Mona?" " What happened?" " You guys okay?" " We are grateful." "Hopefully one day, we can replay your kindness." " Yes." "One day." "[gentle harp music]" " No time for dawdling!" "I've already repaired your craft." "Not to be rude, but we have Triceratons to catch up with." " Mona, uh, look." "What I'm trying to say is..." " Let me say if for you, Raphael, in my own language:" "[roars] [romantic music] [smooching]" " Ugh." " [giggles] [engines whirring]" " Goodbye, Mona Lisa." "[sighs]" " You'll see her again one day, Raphael." " I sure hope so." " The Triceratons are, like, million of astro-miles ahead." "But with a little luck, we'll catch up." " [laughs] Let's do this!"