"Hello!" "Hello!" "Brother, the Boss is here." "Welcome." "Thanks for coming." "Thanks for coming." "Let's start." "Now, if anyone has any news to report, please do so." "Anything?" "Haven't you got any?" "Since there seems to be no news..." "Hey, the chick you were with the other day, with the huge..." " No, no..." " Did you do her?" "No, no." "My, my... you fool!" "If no one has any announcements, let me proceed with updates." "What?" "What I'm about to say is all a joke, so please don't take it seriously." "Did you see the dog outside?" "The dog?" "The dog." "Please don't stare." "That must be a "yakuza dog", trained to only attack yakuza." "A yakuza dog?" "A yakuza dog." "That?" "We all need to be careful." "No one seems to have any announcements to make..." "So let's move on to greetings from the Boss." "Yeah well, I really don't have a lot to say this month but..." "Boss!" "Gotta kill it before it kills us." "The Great Yakuza Horror Theatre GOZU" "Are we there yet?" "Just a little longer." "Did the Boss tell you anything?" "About what?" "About this trip to Nagoya to see clients." "Isn't it strange?" "To have me visit clients at such a time?" "Um, can I go take a leak?" "Excuse me." "Minami." "Yes." "What do you think of our family?" "I think it's a good family." "Our family will continue to decline if this keeps up..." "As long as the Boss is in charge." "It will be fine as long as we have you, Brother Ozaki." "All Boss cares about now is the women..." "It's pathetic for a man of his age." "I'm planning to ask him to retire." "Depending on how it goes, I may kill him or get killed myself." "Whatever happens, will you put your trust in me?" "Brother, I've been ready for this since the day you saved my life." "I'll stick with you to the end no matter what." "something's wrong..." "Stop the car!" "Minami, get out!" "Get out!" "Yes!" "Down!" "Down!" "What is it?" "That's a "yakuza car", designed to... run over yakuza." "Brother, it just looks like a regular car." "Plus, there's no such thing as a "yakuza car"." "Minami..." "If anything happens to me, please take care of my things." "Die." "Brother!" "Go now." "Go now!" "Brother..." "Brother!" "Yes, it's Minami." "Where are you?" "Just outside of Nagoya." "You're late." "And Ozaki?" "He's asleep." "That's convenient." "Keep moving." "You aren't still hesitating, are you?" "I'm telling you, Ozaki is crazy." "Hurry and take him to the disposal site in Nagoya." "Understood?" "Understood." "1 km to Nagoya" "Brother..." "Brother?" "Brother?" "Well, it's been cold today." "It was warmer yesterday." "It's definitely colder today!" "What, you don't believe me?" "You're such an idiot!" "I said it's cold!" "Hold on!" "It's beeping..." "Let me put in another coin." "Hold on..." "Welcome." "Yeah, sure it was super hot until the day before yesterday..." "Coffee." "...I was walking around in short sleeves." "You don't believe me?" "Everyone says so." "It was hot, right?" "Listen, everyone says yes..." "Walking around in short sleeves..." "You don't believe me?" "Everyone says so." "It was hot, right?" "Look, everyone says yes..." "Here you are." "I only ordered coffee." "It's on the house." "Enjoy." "What?" "You're not from Nagoya, are you?" "Not from Nagoya, are you?" "Not from Nagoya?" "Not from Nagoya, are you?" "Hey!" ""It was hot", he goes." "I go "it was"." "I go "it was hot", and he goes "spot"." "He said that?" "Doesn't make sense at all!" "What a strange one!" "Really." "Strange, you know." "Then it goes "beep", I go "I'm running out of coins"..." "Excuse me, did someone come in?" "Who do you mean by someone?" "Someone came in while I was in the bathroom, right?" "Did you see anyone come in?" " Well..." " Did you?" "No." "We don't know, right?" " Did you see anyone?" " Ready to go?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Moron!" "You killed Ozaki for sure, right?" "Then there's no way a dead Ozaki went anywhere by himself, is there?" "What are we gonna do if Ozaki is alive?" "That guy wants to kill me!" "Just find his body or whatever and get it to the yakuza disposal site!" "Understood?" "Ouch!" "Don't touch the ladle!" "It hurts!" "It hurts, hurts!" "Ouch!" "Are you near Nagoya now?" "Yes, just outside." "There's an old family around there called the Shiroyama Group the "Shi-ro-ya-ma" Group." "Talk to their boss." "He might help you." "Sure, this is the address... ..but I've never heard of the Shiroyama Group." "I was told they've been here for a long time." "And you think they're still here?" "No, but..." "Where did they go?" "Why don't you ask the police?" "That's your best bet." "What?" "What?" "Do you know where the Shiroyama Group is?" "Shiroyama Group?" "Do you have the address?" "This address is where Shin-ho Farm is." "It is?" "The man at the temple there hadn't heard of them." "You're not from Nagoya, are you?" "Tokyo?" "Yokohama?" "I'm from Hong Kong." "What does the Shiroyama Group do?" "Thanks." "I'll find it myself." "Out of range..." "It's a bone." "As I suspected, it's a bone..." "A bone." "You've got a flat tire." "Need a hand?" "Does my face bother you?" "Stare all you want." "I hate it when people pretend it's not there." "I was born with a pigment defect just around here." "Is it creepy?" "Not really..." "There's lots of tires back at my place." "I sure there's one that'll fit that car." "We should always help out our fellow man." "Can you sing "Yosaku"?" "No." "Have you ever killed a man?" "No." "Hmm..." "I bet you eat curry and hashed beef mixed together, don't you?" "No." "Your grandma's name is Kiriko, right?" "It's Keiko." "Keiko?" "Hey, wait..." "What are you trying to find out?" "Well, I thought that you and I must have something in common." ""Shiro... yama..." "Group"...?" "Hmm..." "The name "Azamawari" doesn't really ring a bell..." "Hey, do you know him?" "No, I don't." "Your "brother" that disappeared, is he someone important to you?" "Yes." "Then I can't refuse your request." "We should always help out our fellow man." "However, there is one condition..." "If you can answer my question, then I'll help you find your brother." "If you can't then I won't help you, and I'll take something important to you." "I don't have any money." "Is money what's important to you?" "My life?" "That's not what I want." "I'll just take something that's extremely important to you." "Give it a try?" "Go ahead." "Excellent." "Then here's the question..." "What passes by, though it doesn't move?" "I'll give you 30 seconds." "30... 29... 28... 27... 26... 25... 24... 23... 22... 21... 20... 11... 10 seconds remaining." "You skipped some..." "Hey!" "You skipped!" "You skipped!" "I didn't skip." "No time..." "There's not enough time!" "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." "Wait..." "Time!" "That's it!" "Time!" "...0." "You got it!" "Congratulations!" "As promised, I'll help you find your brother." " No'se, you'll be helping him." " Yes, of course." "He may look strange, but he knows the area... or most of it." "Nice meeting you." "It's already getting dark out, so we'll start looking tomorrow." "No, that won't do." "I'm in a hurry." "We're helping you out now, so you'll be going by our schedule." "If you don't like it, please go ahead on your own." ""Haste makes waste."" "Masakazu Inn" "Let's go." "Hello?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Welcome." "I'm sorry, I was digging up some lotus root in the field." "Need a room?" "Is there a vacancy?" "A double room?" "Single, please." "There's only one small room available." "You're okay with that, right?" "That's fine, thank you." "Kazuo!" "A guest." "Rustic cuisine or seasonal Masakazu Inn" "Show him to the room." "Which room?" "That room!" "Please come in." "Thank you for everything today." "I'll see you tomorrow." "No, I'll be fine." "I have to see what kind of room they've given you." "I'm concerned." "Would you like dinner?" "Yes, please." "Well?" "Let me consult the owner." "It's a pretty good room." "Yeah." "I could stay here too." "Do you mind?" "We'll meet up tomorrow." "Aren't you cold-hearted..." "After all I've done for you." "I..." "I do appreciate it." "I just can't sleep well with somebody else in the room." "I won't do anything weird to you." "Well..." "That's not the issue." "I really can't?" "I'm sorry..." "I see." "I'll go home." "That's what you want, right?" "Who do you think you are?" "Asshole." "Did your friend leave?" "Yes." "Are you having a meal?" "Oh, if you don't serve food, I can go out to eat." "Oh no, we can prepare it." "We just don't have many ingredients today." "Normally we could make Course A, but we can only make Course B today." "Would that be acceptable?" "Yes, Course B is fine." "Right way then, sir." "Oh, sir... it'll be a while before the dinner is ready." "Would you like to take a bath first?" "Okay, I'll do that." "It's down the hall to the end and you turn left." "We have this beautiful gum tree, and..." "How's the water temperature?" "It's fine." "I see." "What is it?" "Shall I scrub your back?" "No thanks." "Really?" "No, it's fine!" "I can do it myself!" "So many guests turn me down like that lately." "The towel please, sir." "It's fine." "You don't have to hide yourself." "That's a big one you've got." "My breasts are very big." "What?" "They're so full of milk." " Would you like to drink?" " Huh?" "No!" "Of course I won't!" "So many guests turn me down like that lately." "Go on." "I don't want it." "Go on." "I said I don't want it!" "It's just a joke." "Dinner is... is prepared!" "See you later." "Excuse me." "Why is there so much?" "Service." "Even for service, it's..." "No, wait... it's okay!" "I can do it myself." "Excuse me." "Hey, Minami!" "Did your phimosis operation go well?" "Yes, it went okay." "Let me see it." "Huh?" "Oh, it's not much to see." "I said let me see it." "No, really..." "Let me see it or I'll fuckin' kill you!" "Okay..." "Wait, just a second." "Here." "Oh, so that's what it looks like." " I guess." " Like Frankenstein's dick, isn't it?" "But your cock's still great." "Very impressive." "Uh..." "Brother..." "Can I put it away now?" "So you can fuck women at last, right?" "Yes." "This is for you." "What is it?" "Women's undies." "Thank you." "Give them to the woman you wanna fuck." "Yes." "They're a good-luck charm, so you'll do fine." "They're Givenchy crotchless panties." " Oh... thank you." " That's quality stuff, so use them well." " It's Givenchy, you know." " Yes, yes, I understand." " Got it?" "Don't throw them away." " Of course not." "She wears them and you fuck her." " In them?" " Fuck her with them on." "How can I with them on?" "'Cause there's a hole in them." " Use them well." " Got it." "I'll use them well." "Thanks." "We selected Course A for your breakfast." "Good morning." "What happened to you?" "Can't you see?" "I got injured." "I had a feeling something bad was gonna happen yesterday." "That's why I didn't wanna go home." "It's all your fault." "I've got some tires for you, so let's go and change your tire." "After we've done the tires, where will we be going?" "This coffee shop must have re-opened." "It went out of business and was abandoned a year ago." "But I see they've re-opened." "Welcome." "They were here yesterday too." "They look suspicious, don't they?" "Ready to order?" "Coffee." "No custard this time." "Coffee for me too..." "and custard would be good." "Right away." "Wouldn't they have seen what happened?" "Yeah." "I asked them yesterday but they said nothing." "I'll go and ask them." "Excuse me, can I ask you a question?" "Aren't you little No'se from West Junior High?" "What?" " It's little No'se!" "It sure is!" " What?" "What do you mean "what?", you're little No'se!" "It's little No'se!" "I recognized you right away!" "Little No'se, have a seat!" " It's been a long time..." " Little Komatsu and Little Shiro?" " What on earth are you doing here?" " It's been a long time." "To run into you guys here..." " Have a drink with us." " Oh, I ordered something over there..." "That's alright, don't be shy." "Hey!" "Bring him something over here!" "You're sitting over there?" "No'se will be back in a minute." "Okay?" "It's been a long time." " What happened to your head?" " I fell again." "Falling again!" "You were always falling when you were little!" " I can't move well since I fell." " He's a wreck!" "Oh, you've got a cane." " I can barely get up and walk." " Hey, come on!" "Don't get up!" "I want to ask you again about what happened yesterday." "Who's this?" "He's an acquaintance of sorts..." "Yesterday while I was in the bathroom, did you see another customer come in?" "Do you remember anything?" "No." "I don't know what you're talking about." "You saw me yesterday, right?" "About what time?" "It was around noon." "I don't really remember." "Well I remember, even if you don't!" "You guys are conspiring against me, aren't you?" "Right?" "Conspiracy?" "You're tired..." "He's imagining things." "What the fuck did you say?" "!" "Mr. Minami!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "If you're gonna be like that, I won't shut up either!" "Stop it, please!" "I won't stop!" "Let's go, No'se." "I'm staying here." "Go on by yourself if you want." "What's your problem?" "It might be better for you to hire an investigator." "I never really wanted to help you anyway." "It was cold yesterday, wasn't it?" "It was cold." " It was hot the day before, wasn't it?" " It was hot." " You wore short sleeves, didn't you?" " I did." "You see." "I told you..." ""Wait out there."" " No'se" "So you're looking for someone?" "Here you go." "Thanks." "Have you found any clues?" "None." "I'm sorry." "So, Mr. Minami..." "Have you heard of psychics?" "Yeah... that's like ESP, right?" "Well, I guess it's something like that..." "That man there, that's my brother Kazu." "He's always had this mysterious power." "He's a medium." "He's... a medium?" "Yes." "He lets a spirit possess his body, and the spirit speaks through him." "The spirits may know where to find the man you're looking for." "Would you like to ask?" "Can he really do it?" "I think it's worth trying." "Well, then..." "So you're brother and sister..." "Thanks for waiting." "Now then, let's get started." "Kazu, take your shirt off." "What?" "That's how we always do it!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Take it off." "The candy... spit out the candy." "Come on, hurry up!" "Hurry up and take it off." "Now, we'll invoke the spirit." "Please repeat this in your mind:" ""De'an keru kemista amore."" "What?" "Can you read that once?" ""De'an keru kemista... amore."" "Ah!" "That's it!" "That brought on the spirit." "Kazu, the time has come!" "Spirit... come down!" "Spirit... come down!" "Ouch!" "It hurts!" "Spirit... come down!" "It hurts, sister!" "Why's that?" "Has the spirit come?" "I can't do that!" "Come down!" "It hurts!" "Please!" "Please help me!" "Can you... can you call spirits?" "No, I can't do that!" "Get up!" "Wait!" "Your brother says he's not a medium!" "Whether he can do it or not is beside the point!" "...she's insane..." ""Service" is doing everything to satisfy our guests!" "It's our motto!" "Isn't it!" " It hurts!" " You..." "It hurts, sister!" "Come back!" "Mr. No'se!" "Mr. Minami..." "I'm scared..." " ...scared." " Why?" "You saw those two at the coffee shop, in silver and in gold?" "Yes." "They were the gang leaders from junior high." "So I had to stay when they asked." "Please forgive me." "That's okay, I understand." "That's what happened." "I'm scared, Mr. Minami." "So scared... scared..." "What is there to be scared of?" "It's alright now!" "Okay?" " It's impossible..." " Impossible?" "What's impossible?" "You know the manager of the coffee shop...." "Yes.. we were just there." "He's dead!" "He died three years ago, in a car accident." "How come the dead guy's here?" "I have no idea." "By the way, I've got some news." "Those two did see someone who could have been your Brother." "Are you kidding?" "You went to the bathroom, right?" "While you were gone, a man came in and asked where to get sticky rice." "Sticky... rice?" "The two told him he should go to a rice shop for rice and gave him the address for the nearest rice shop." "Here it is." "Sticky rice?" "Yeah, I seem to remember someone looking for that yesterday." "Did he look something like this?" "Something like that." "Something like that." "What did he do after he bought the sticky rice?" "He asked if I carried sesame seeds or azuki beans." "Sesame and azuki?" "Unfortunately I'd run out of them..." "But I told him perhaps they might have them at a liquor store." "Did he go to a liquor store?" "Probably." "Which liquor store?" "I told him about the closest one, so I guess he went there." "Where is it?" "You wanna go to that store?" "Why?" "Shouldn't I?" "I'd advise against it." "Why's that?" "The wife of the store owner..." "is an American!" "Is it bad if she's an American?" "Of course it is!" "That store always stocked only Japanese sake." "Now the owner's wife is acting more Japanese than a Japanese!" "'Cause an American selling Japanese sake is wrong, isn't it!" "Can you give me the address of that store?" "Do you like Americans?" "I haven't seen him." "Have you?" "Though I am not certain, a man whom I suspect is the one you described uh, visited the store in the evening and did indeed inquire to ask the question, "Have you got sesame seeds and azuki beans?"" "So he did come here..." "It was when I was out playing pachinko, was it?" "Yes, just when you were out doing pachinko, the customer visited and he bought, uh, sesame and azukoo." "So, do you know where he went?" "I do." "If you know, just tell them." "I'm sorry." "The man said to me to inquire, "Is there a cheap inn around here?"" "So I offered to tell him about the inn that I happened to know about." "Which inn is it?" "It's called "Ma-sa-ka-zu inn..." "it is run by two siblings."" "Thank you very much!" "Oh, it's you." "Did you find the man you were looking for?" "Did you receive another customer other than me last night?" "Did you?" "You don't have to yell." "Kazu..." "At about what time?" "Around... 1 o'clock..." "at night, I think." "He was here?" "It was so late... so I refused him at first... but he said anywhere would do so I ended up showing him to the store room upstairs." "The room upstairs?" "It's the room right above yours." ""Those who deliver milk are healthier than those who drink it."" "Brother..." "It's his smell." "Where did he go?" "He seems to have left early in the morning... without paying!" "We didn't know what to do, so we took his... sticky rice, sesame seeds and azuki beans that he had left and made some red rice." "Can I sleep in this room tonight?" "This isn't a room for guests!" "The room you had last night is available, so why stay here?" "Because my Brother might come back!" "We'll charge you the regular rate, is that okay?" "Brother..." "Brother?" ""I'll wait for you at the disposal site." " Ozaki."" "Brother!" "Hello!" "Brother?" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Who do you want to dispose of?" "Didn't this man come here yesterday or today?" "He did." "Really?" "Who do you want to dispose of?" "He was lying on the ground by the door." "On the ground..." "Someone brought him here, I guess." "Where's that man now?" "He's dead." "Who do you want to dispose of?" "We put him in the press." "Did you kill my Brother?" "!" "Probably." "Put that away." "What was inside is in here." "Who do you want to dispose of?" "What patterns did he wear?" "Oh, here it is." "It's a nice one!" "This is your Brother." "Right here." "It took you long enough." "I've waited for you a long time, Mr Minami." "Who...?" "I'm Ozaki." "Your brother." "Did you find this place alright?" "Who the hell are you?" "You don't believe me, do you?" "How can I?" "My brother's a man!" ""Minami..." "Did your phimosis operation go well?"" ""Let me see it."" ""Oh, so that's what it looks like after a phimosis operation."" ""Like Frankenstein's dick, isn't it?"" ""But your cock's still great." "Very impressive."" "How's that?" "What do you think of my outfit?" " Strange, isn't it?" " What?" "I'll just go change." "Wait here a moment, please." "Wait a minute!" "What is it?" "Are you surprised because I became pretty?" "Stop it now." "Who the hell are you?" "You still don't believe me?" "Of course I don't!" "What can I do to make you believe me?" "How about..." "You are still a virgin." "You used a picture of mating dogs the first time you masturbated." "You get the urge from time to time to shave all your pubic hair off." "How do you know all those things?" "You told me all those things." "Brother Ozaki is the only person I told them to." "I'm telling you, I am Ozaki." "Brother has been disposed of properly." "Sorry for worrying you." "There's just one small problem that came up..." "No, Brother has been disposed of." "Yes, well..." "It's kind of hard to explain." "Can I explain when I get back to the office?" "Yes." "I'll be back by tomorrow morning." "Goodbye." "Bastard!" "You wanna keep going?" "Alright!" "Alright!" "What are you're doing going with him?" "!" "He asked me." "You're supposed to be my brother!" "Sorry about this hotel." "I apologize." "I don't mind." "We're leaving early tomorrow morning." "So, please... rest well." "Wouldn't you like to sleep with me here?" "I'm fine." "I'll sleep here." "Is that so?" "I'll turn out the light." "Good night." "Trying to do something nasty?" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "You wanna do something nasty?" "Please, excuse me." "If you feel like doing the nasty, you can wake me anytime." "Thanks." "About last night..." "Please forgive me." "I was waiting, thinking you'd come to me." "Brother..." "I'm gonna report to the office first." "But it'll be a problem if you're there, so please go to a hotel or something." "I'm coming with you to the office." "I'd like to say hello to the Boss." "I don't get it." "Do you?" "No." " You?" " No." "You're not making any sense at all." "I understand if you don't believe me." "I still can't believe it myself." "But..." "But that woman is definitely Brother!" "Minami..." "Do you want to go back to the disposal site?" "Because if you keep this up, you'll end up there!" "But it's true!" "Is this the office of the Azamawari Group?" " Not yet!" " Who are you?" "I'm Sakiko, daughter of Torada." "He was an old associate of your boss'." "I'm Azamawari." "Who did you say it was?" "Ushikichi Torada's daughter." "My name is Sakiko." "Ushikichi Torada..." "Does that ring a bell?" "Come have a seat." "Torakichi Ushida, is it?" "It's Ushikichi Torada." "My father said you helped him a lot, all the time... when he was alive." "When he was alive?" "He died of cancer last month." "I see." "I'm very sorry..." "I see." "Oh, I've got it!" "He was the kind of guy who'd fight for justice, wasn't he?" "Exactly." "Ah, Tora!" "It's Tora." "I used to look after him way back when." "I see, I see..." "So you're Tora's daughter?" "Actually, I came to ask you a favor." "A favor?" "Could you please find me a job?" " A job?" " Actually, I'd like to work here." "Here?" "What are you thinking?" " Sakiko." " Yes." "I'd like to sort out some paperwork at home right away." "Can you help me?" "Yes, my pleasure." " Hey!" " Yeah!" " What are you doing?" " Tell him to go to the square." "Have a good day!" "There's no need to worry." "I'll take care of everything for you from now on..." "So don't worry about a thing." "Is that true?" "It is true." "Do you want to take a shower?" "Which smell would you prefer?" "Soap or me?" "You, of course!" "Just a moment!" "Let me get ready." "I can't get it up without this." "Ouch!" "It's coming, coming, coming!" "Oops!" "I was about to come too soon." "Help!" " What's that?" " Help me!" "What?" "Minami!" " What are you doing?" " Help me!" "Hurry!" "What the hell are you doing, Minami?" "I won't give my brother to anyone!" "What are you saying, you stupid punk!" "Get up!" "Minami..." "Brother..." "Please take this." "What are they?" "Givenchy crotchless panties." "A gift from my brother." "But I want you to have them, brother." "Thank you." "I will use them carefully." "That's great!" "Come here." "Put it inside me." "It's wonderful." "Are you sure about this?" "I'm sure." "Leave it to your brother..." "I'm already ready for you." "Right here..." "It's alright." "Come on." "It's alright." "Keep going." "Go deeper..." "I might break you, Brother." "I'm fine." "I'm begging you, deeper..." "More, please!" "I came..." "Brother?" "Minami!" "Brother..." "Brother?" "The woman became normal again when we put her in hot water." "Translated by Akiko" "Subtitled by Cannibal King Modified by Xanyk" "No animals were harmed while subtitling this film." "We do not condone violence towards animals in any way." "But we do condone violence towards scum like Ichi the Ripper and all other record-button-jockeys!" "Scotty-Doo!"