"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering]" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll" "Slam!" "[Both chuckling]" ""Hey, I was trying to read that!"" ""That book is above your level."" ""What business are you into?"" ""None of your business!"" ""Talk about it over lunch?"" ""Heh, if you're buying."" " "Hey!" - "Hey!"" "BOTH:" ""Fight!"" "[Both grunting]" "Aah!" "It's terrible!" "TOGETHER:" "Lumpy Space Princess?" "!" "What's wrong?" "You guys, somebody stole something from me... something I can't live without!" "I'll get something to calm her down." "I've been robbed!" "PB:" "Out of the way!" "Aaaaah!" "[Hysterical gibberish]" "I need help!" "Can you guys hold her down?" "You have to do something!" "I've been... unh!" "R-o-o-o-obb-e-e-d." "Oh." "[Groggy gibberish]" "Oops." "LSP, who robbed you?" "Lt... was..." "Puh..." "Pete..." "Pete..." "Sa..." "Sass... as... [gibberish]" "Oh, uh... [body thuds]" "I think I gave her too much." "Jake, a crime has been committed." "We must find the criminal..." " We must." "...and retrieve whatever it is that was stolen from Lumpy Space Princess!" "Stolen." "But all we have to go on is part of a name..." "Pete something." "Need more clues!" "Hold me!" "Clues, clues, clues... [groaning]" "What's that?" "I can't see it." "Oop." "Sorry." "Ahh." "There's something in her hand!" "A key!" "A key to... what?" ""3-0-3."" "Hmm." "Ooh!" "Turn it around." "Ah!" "Looks like we got our first lead." "[Imitates gun cocking]" "Unh!" "Hmm." "Found anything yet, Jake?" "I got some bags and..." "Wait!" "More bags." "But no leads on Pete something." "Same here." "Beemo, start marking evidence." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Hmmm." "Dude, check this." "Is this blood?" "Yeah, man, that's definitely blood." "Hmm." "LSP's injuries were 100% emotional." "So it has to belong to Pete Sa-something." "Beemo, take a sample and do a full blood analysis." "The "woiks."" "Hey, if that guy cut himself during the robbery, he might have gone somewhere to buy a mini adhesive bandage." "There's a drug store across the street." "Let's roll!" "Whoa!" "JAKE:" "Vroom!" "[Imitates brakes squealing, car idling]" "And if the oozing persists, just come back... and I'll give you something a little stronger." "I'm Finn." "This is my partner Jake." "Hello, citizen, had anyone in here looking to buy some mini adhesive bandages today?" "A lot of people come through my store, gentlemen." "You can't seriously think I'd be able to remember any one particular customer among the countless others" "I see on a daily basis now, can you?" "I guess not." "Fair do's." "Come on, Jake..." "Wait!" "Now that you mention it, there was this one guy in here earlier." "Real suspicious type." "Had a nose bleed." "Said it was the first one he'd had in years." "Used to get them all the time as a kid, he said." "Could never remember if he was supposed to pinch his nose and hold his head back or pinch his nose and hold his head forward." "Maybe it was a case of being boxed on the nose too many times... made the blood vessels in his lower septum weak and vulnerable to hemorrhaging." "Anyway, his mammy always said it was because he couldn't keep those picky little fingers out of his dirty little nose holes." "He didn't buy it, though." "He always thought..." "Ma'am, can you give us a name?" "Mmmmm, nope." "No, wait." "Yes, I can." "Pete Sassafrass." "Pete..." "Sa..." "Sass... as..." "Did you catch which way he was going?" "Of course." "He said he was catching a train at 11:27," "Candy Kingdom station, Platform 5." "Heh." "I'm sorry." "I wish I could remember more." "See anyone who might be our guy?" "[Sighs] Nope." "Nobody suspicious here." "Just a load of decent, law-abiding folk." "What the..." "Jake, what's with all the turning into stuff today?" "I really like turning into cop stuff." "I literally can't stop turning into cop stuff." "PA ANNOUNCER:" "Final boarding..." "Hey, there's Platform 5." "...service to Peppermint Hills, Track 5." "[Gasps] I see a nasty "tranch"!" "Let's book 'im, son." "Hup!" "Sorry!" "Whoa!" "Comin' through!" "Hup!" "[Grunts]" "Stop right there!" "What's under that skeezy trench coat, you..." " Crook!" " [Both grunt]" "Busted!" "For attempting to board a train without a ticket." "[Train horn blows]" "Aw, guys, he's getting away!" "We're not criminals, man!" "We're working the beat, just like you!" "Jimmy?" "Yep, checks out." "He tastes like police." "Eh, sorry about that, officers." "It was an honest mistake." "Ugh!" "We lost him." "JAKE:" "Not yet we didn't." "[Imitates siren wailing]" "Unh!" "Too far ahead." "We'll never catch it!" "If we cut through the forest, maybe we can head it off at the pass." "Sweet thinking!" "[Imitates tires screeching]" "[Both scream]" "Oh, deer!" "BOTH:" "Yeah!" "[Grunts]" "Are you Pete Sassafrass?" "Wha?" "I... got a lot of names." "Who's askin'?" "[Imitates gun cocking]" "Give back what you stole from LSP!" "Who?" "What's that?" "An acronym or somethin'?" "Oof!" "Cuff him." "[Grunts]" "All right, I got this." "Oof!" "[Grunting]" "You have the right to remain... [breathes deeply] Busted." "All right, you listen, flatfoot." "There's been some kind of crazy mistake here." "I didn't do nothin'!" "Save it for the Candy Judge, Pete." "Look, you can drop the act and cut the sass, Sassafrass." "We've got an eyewitness and your blood at the scene of the crime." "You do the crime, you do the time, man." "Roll the dice, you pay the price." "What dice?" "Oh, you guys are donkers." "Burgle our friend, it's the end... for yo-o-o-o-o-u." "I want to see a lawyer." "[Clears throat] I'll handle this, Pete." "You're upsetting my client." "Just look at that face." "That constitutes harassment, so give him some space." "Don't worry, buddy." "I've got this case." "[Both laugh]" ""Welcome to the next 25 years of your life!"" "[Sighs] We deserve doughnuts." "Let's bowl." "No, no, wait, please." "You guys!" ""Guilty!"" "Man, we didn't just crack that case..." "We crunched it." "Crumbled it." "We are awesome at being cops." "There's no question about that." "Ah, call me crazy, but I was thinking... maybe we should actually become detectives, like as a job!" "When we were out on the streets back there, getting those leads, busting that perp, it just felt so..." "I don't know... right." "I know, man." "I actually totally do know exactly what you mean." "Ah." "Dude." "I told you, I have a problem." "I can't stop." " [Sighs]" " Howdy, partner." "Oh, hey, Beemo." "What's going on?" "I've finished processing the blood sample, and I have the results." " Nice." " Yeah, good work, Beemo." "It's Pete Sassafrass's blood, right?" "No, it doesn't belong to anyone because it's not blood." "It's tomato sauce." "Tomato sauce?" "Hmm." "[Grunting]" "Pete..." "Sa..." "Sass... as..." "Pete... sa..." "Oh, my mind!" "LSP wasn't trying to say "Pete Sa-something."" "She was trying to say "pizza" something!" "But how would pizza sauce end up in a hotel room?" "Unless it was delivered." "[Both breathing heavily]" "BOTH:" "Pizza Sassy's!" "Where is the delivery guy?" "!" "Oh, you mean Petey." "He's out." "He's making deliveries." "Or maybe he's out tying up loose ends." "[Gasps] LSP could be in dange-r-r-r-r!" "Dange-r-r-r-r!" " Phone?" " Phone." "[Panting]" "[Imitates phone dialing] Princess!" "Add some banana guards outside of LSP's hospital room." "Huh?" "Why?" "LSP could be in danger!" "LSP woke up and went back to her hotel room." "Oh, my J-i-i-i-i-im!" "BOTH:" "He's already here!" "[Both screaming]" "Can I help you?" "BOTH:" "LSP!" "[Both scream]" "LSP:" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hey!" "Hey, no!" "Oh, no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "It was you." " You did it!" " Help me!" "I was just delivering the pizza she ordered, and now she won't let me leave." "LSP, what is going on?" "You said he stole something from you." "Well, he did!" "He stole... my heart!" "[Sobbing]" "Hurry up, dude!" " Shh!" " Right." "Hoo!" "Thanks!" " Shh!" " Go!" "Go!" "No tip, huh?" "That's great." "That's how it is around here." "Fine." "Huh?" "Huh?" "Come on, pal." "Turns out the only case here is just another case of LSP being nutty." "[Imitates tires screeching]" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "FINN:" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"