"Hold on!" "You put the peanut butter and jelly on separate slices?" "That's the way we do it in Florida." "Man, Florida's the coolest." "...so I said to him not if you want to carry my books again." "No, you did not say that." "Yes, I did, girl." "Okay, what are you looking at?" "Nothing... but now I am." "Hello, Chelsea baby." "Okay, Corey, you're ten;" "I'm 15." "Which means she's old enough to be grossed out by you." "And who are you?" "Pleased to meet you." "I'm Miles Bonet." "Well, aren't you the cutest little thing." "I'm Raven." "He just moved here from Florida." "And if you go back will you please take my little brother with you?" "Raven, can we go now 'cause Corey's starting to get those driplets of drool." "It's really gross." "Whoa, they don't make them like her in Florida." "Hey" " Chelsea's mine." "I'm talking about Raven." "Eww, my sister?" "You can have her." "Yep, that's me." "Guess who I just got off the phone with." "A maid, I hope." "I'm tired." "No, the TV show, Hello, San Francisco." "You know, they do that segment on chefs cooking in their own homes." "Ooh, Dad, no, you are not going to be on TV." "They're coming here tomorrow." "What are we jumping around for?" "Dad's going to be on TV." "Miles, what do you think you're doing?" "I'm just so happy for your dad." "Go hug him." "Congratulations, sir." "You really deserve this." "Well, thank you very much." "Coming from you, that means a lot." "Who are you?" "This is Miles." "He's from Florida." "Well, you picked a very exciting day to come, Miles." "Honey, this could be your big break." "You could become famous." "The pressure must be enormous." "My dad's not scared." "Well, like, what if he makes a mistake in front of millions of people?" "Millions...?" "Uh, Corey why don't you take Miles and show him something that's far away." "Yeah..." "like Florida." "Dad, don't listen to that kid, okay?" "You're going to do great." "You have been preparing for this moment your whole career." "Yeah, I know but what if I forget how to do something like de-bone a chicken or make a sauce or... or breathe?" "Honey, take it easy." "No, no, no, I got to cancel." "Dad... wait!" "Rae, did you just have a vision?" "Yes, Dad, and I saw you on the show." "You were chopping up everything and you were breathing like you've been doing it your whole life." "Really?" "How'd I look?" "Like Denzel with a spatula!" "That's what I'm talking about, yeah!" "Okay, then-then everything's going to be fine." "Oh, thank you, baby." "I gotta go check out some recipes." "I'm going to be on TV... like Denzel with a spatula." "Well, that homework's not going to do itself." "Hold it!" "Rae, you made that whole vision up." "Mama, listen." "This is Dad's big break." "He was about to cancel." "So, you just lied to give him a little confidence boost?" "I was just trying to help." "Look at him, Mom." "# I'm a cookin' man #" "# Oww!" "With a big old frying pan #" "# Oww!" "#" "So, you still think I did the wrong thing?" "Yes... but for the right reasons." "Just no more fake visions." "Okay, I promise." "Rae, this is a disaster." "This show was supposed to be your father's big break." "Chelsea, what I lack in age, I make up for in muscle." "How long have you been standing there?" "Long enough, my friend." "You got a better way of getting girls?" "As a matter of fact, I do." ""Hypnotism..." "The Trance for Romance"?" "Watch and learn." "I'm Dr. Wendell Van Leer, master of hypnosis." "Not everyone can be put into a hypnotic sleep but those who can will be under your power for up to 24 hours or your money back." "Now, take out your complimentary hypno-stone." "And swing it thusly." "Now you're getting it." "Rae, can you please calm down, okay?" "You're making me so dizzy." "Listen, I'm nervous, okay and I'm worried about my dad and I clean when I'm nervous." "Rae, I think my arm is piney-fresh now." "Thanks." "Hey, guys." "Oh, hey, Mr. Baxter." "Hey, Mr. Baxter you ready for your big TV debut?" "Yeah, that's right." "You know, I've been working on some catch phrases-- something cool to say when I add an ingredient." "Right on." "Check it out." "Check it out, yeah." "I kinda dig that." "This cat's right." "No, that's... that's not it." "Listen up." "Listen up?" "Ooh, you know it's kind of "old school"" "but it's still really catchy." "I like that." "Listen... okay." "The next word that comes out of my dad's mouth will be the catch phrase, not that lame stuff, okay?" "Okay, Dad, now give it to me." "Kapowie!" "Well, that's good." "Yeah!" "Thanks, guys." "Kapowie!" "Kapowie!" "Yeah!" "You guys, I am so worried." "Something bad is going to happen to my dad." "Mm, like saying, "Kapowie"?" "Y'all dig this:" "I'm going to go catch the game." "I'm just a phone call away if you need me... during half-time." "All right, okay." "Man, what are you two wearing?" "My grandpa showed us how the players dress in Florida." "It looks like your Grandpa played you." "Hello, baby." "May I say you look ravishing today." "Can you say it on your way back to the home?" "What is that?" "Is... is that mothballs?" "It's the state smell of Florida." "So, what do you think of our handsome- new-man jewelry?" "Watch as we swing them thusly." "Back and forth, back and forth..." "Listen to the sound of our soothing voices." "Your eyes are closing... closing." "You're falling asleep... drifting further and further into unconsciousness." "When you hear the word" ""San Francisco"" "you will fall into a deep deep sleep." "And you won't wake up until you hear the word, "Okeechobee."" "Okeechobee?" "Yeah, that's where I was born." "Ready, one..." "two... three..." "San Francisco." "It worked." "Raven, you will fall in love with Miles." "And Chelsea, you will fall in love with Corey." "Oh, Miles, you big hunk of Florida sunshine." "Oh, Corey, you are all man, and you are all mine." "Kiss me." "Kiss me, Miles." "Yes!" "No way!" "Corey, you're so sexy." "Corey, you are all man, and you are all mine." "Oh, Miles, you big hunk of Florida sunshine." "Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!" "Admit it-- they got us bad." "Like the Doc said, it doesn't work on everyone." "Yeah... but at least we look good." "Man, I can't believe we couldn't hypnotize our women." "Maybe we missed a step." "Let's go watch that tape again." "Dad, I think the TV people are here." "Dad?" "Dad!" "Dad?" "What you looking at?" "He's asleep!" "We must have hypnotized him." "Excellent." "Not excellent!" "The TV people are here." "I'll get it!" "You wake him up-- I'll get the door." "Go." "Ocochobee!" "Miles?" "Yes!" "Mr. Baxter." "I'm TV's Kelly Bryant." "Of course you are." "I love your work." "I'm sure you do." "Kitchen?" "Uh... there." "So, are we ready for our big debut?" "Um... actually no." "I sort of lost track of time." "Well, don't lose any more." "We are going live in 20 minutes." "Right, I'll go get ready." "Kapowie." "I hope that's not your catch phrase." "Of course not." "Hi, I'm Victor Baxter." "Vic Baxter." "Yo, yo, yo, V. Bax in the... his house." "Daddy, it's on-- the show's on!" "Coming up, we're going live with Kelly Bryant to the kitchen of Victor Baxter one of the Bay Area's favorite chefs." "That's you, Dad!" "Yeah, I'm the man." "Don't go away." "We're coming right back with more of Hello, San Francisco." "Oh, man, they said "San Francisco."" "What's that wake-up word?" "Um..." "Toke-a-chobee?" "Uh, Chokatobee?" "Obie Wan Kenobe?" "Okay, Victor, they're all ready for..." "Victor?" "Honey, I'm glad to see you're relaxed but there is a TV crew downstairs." "Mom..." "Dad's kind of hypnotized." "Kind of... hypnotized?" "Corey, this isn't funny." "It's not a joke." "I can't wake him up." "Dad, this is so cool!" "You should go downstairs and see all the lights and cameras and..." "Why you laying on the bed like that for?" "Apparently he's hypnotized." "What?" "Dad was watching when" "Miles and I tried to hypnotize you guys." "Okay, so, uh, there was a wake-up word." "Good luck." "Okalobee." "Hokey-Pokey." ""On Top of Old Smokey"!" "Dear..." "Honey..." "You need to wake up." "You wake up" "Get up." "Get up!" "Wake up!" "Rae... this is a disaster." "This show was your father's big break." "How did you know I was...?" "Did you have a vision about this?" "Yeah, Mom." "I knew something bad was going to happen." "Why didn't you say something?" "Because, Ma, I didn't want Dad to get nervous." "Oh, it worked." "Now he's just unconscious!" "Mr. Baxter, we're ready for you." "Okay, let's not panic." "Come on, can't we just panic a little?" "Okay, two seconds." "Now." "Corey." "Call Miles, get the wake-up word." "Okeydoke." "Whoop!" "Okay, Chelsea, go down there and stall as much as you can." "Okay, I'm on it." "Rae..." "Let's get your father downstairs." "Okay." "And here we have the refrigerator." "When you open the door, the light goes on but when you close the door, the light goes off." "Or does it?" "Hmm..." "Fascinating." "Where is Victor?" "We are going on in five minutes." "All right..." "There we go." "All right." "Need a little help in the front." "Okay." "Yeah." "Oka." "Let's take him around to the left." "Okay." "Mom, get him, get him..." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Mamma, I'm losing him." "Mama." "Timber!" "One, two, three." "That's going to hurt in the morning." "Definitely." "All right, how we going to get him downstairs?" "Ooh, I got an idea." "Okay, let's pivot him around." "God, he's heavy." "Ready?" "Ready." "One... two..." "On two." "On two." "On three, ready?" "One, two." "Okay, can we take a break from this?" "Yes." "Yes." "Okay." "Let's take another break." "Get back, get back, get back." "Wait, let him down, let him down." "There you go." "Yo, that's tight." "I call next." "Hi." "Kelly Bryant here in the kitchen of local chef Victor Baxter." "Unfortunately, the only thing missing is..." "Victor Baxter is in the..." "his house!" "Uh... well, great." "Victor." "What will you be making for us today?" "My husband will be making..." "He's gonna, he's gonna be making... eggs." "Yes, because..." "San Francisco is the city of eggs." "I thought he was going to be making trout." "Um, yes." "He's going to be making..." "He's going to be making trout and eggs." "Trout and eggs?" "Mmm." "Yeah." "That's because it's the catch of the day with the hatch of the day." "Uh, why isn't Victor telling us this himself?" "Oh, that's because they call him..." ""The silent chef."" "Yeah, he lets his food do the talking." "Isn't that right, Dad?" "Hey, let's get cooking, Dad." "What do you want to cook today?" "Well, it looks like he wants to cook some eggs." "Let's cook some eggs." "Let's get it." "Kapowie." "As you can see, my dad doesn't like to waste a thing." "They call him the relaxed silent, nonwasting... chef." "Ooh, Dad." "Uh, why don't we go to a commercial?" "And we'll come back with more of the mysterious cooking styles of Victor Baxter." "Okay, what is going on here?" "Uh... the truth is... my husband was accidentally hypnotized." "Well, don't look at me like that, girlfriend." "It happens." "But everything is under control." "Oh, well, it better be because if he is not cooking when we get back, we are cutting to a clip on what not to put in your garbage disposal and Mr. Floppy here can just wave his career good-bye." "Miles, what is the wake-up word?" "Forget it, Rae, he's not talking." "Not till I get a little sugar." "Okay." "Close your eyes and pucker up." "Rae!" "Ew!" "Don't worry, Chelsea." "I can take one for the team." "Ooh, pucker up." "Here it comes." "Mmm!" "Yeah, baby." "A little salty, but I can taste the love." "Okay loverboy, what's the word?" "Okeechobee." "What's going on?" "I'm strapped to a board, and everything's dark." "Now I can see... that I'm still strapped to a board and the show is going on?" "Yeah, but there's still time to turn it around." "Turn it around?" "Rae, where's it going?" "Straight down the tubes, Mr. B." "Yeah." "It's a long story but, um..." "Corey and Miles-- they accidentally hypnotized you." "Well, I can see my work here is done." "How 'bout a smooch for the road?" "How 'bout just the road?" "All right, move it out, Hot Lips." "Corey, what did you do to me?" "Dad, let's not point fingers, but... it's all Raven's fault!" "What?" "!" "She lied to you about her vision." "Rae, you said it was going to be a huge success." "Dad, I was just trying to give you some confidence." "Well, it worked." "I'm confident that my career is over." "No, it is not, Dad." "You love to cook and that's what people need to see." "You need to get back on that air and do what you do best." "You are a great chef and you don't need a vision to tell you that." "All right, we're on in ten seconds." "Are we happening, or do we cut to the garbage disposal?" "We're happening." "Hi." "Kelly Bryant here." "We're back with Victor Baxter, the silent chef." "Actually, Kelly, the family and I were just playing a little joke on you." "Now it's time for some serious cooking." "Get ready for my Cajun Trout a la Victor." "You got two minutes." "How about the best omelet you've ever tasted?" "You know, Kelly, the great thing about making an omelet is you don't need a recipe." "Just cook right from the heart." "Let's see." "We can use whatever we have on the counter and today we have fresh eggs, a little onion" "We got trout." "We don't have time for trout." "We got a little garlic a little red pepper, a little hot sauce" "And guess what?" "Kapowie." "Great segment, Victor, a- and you were right." "This omelet is... kapowie." "Mm." "Tell you what, you give me more than two minutes and I'll show you some real cooking." "You are on." "How about a monthly segment on Hello, San Francisco?" "Okeechobee." "That'd be great." "Because your food just says San Francisco." "Okeechobee." "I couldn't agree with you more." "Synced by MatMaggi"