"As I said..." "The systems of this world are under our control." "Defeating me will destroy this world." "Will you still attempt to defeat me?" "Can you kill Tama?" "Firebane!" "Begirama" is a spell from the game Dragon Quest series.]" "["And Into the Legend..."]" "ow..." "Wait!" "Hold on!" "Time-out!" "wait!" "Wait!" "Weren't you listening to what I was saying?" "!" "Open!" "Huh?" "Something about offering us half of the world?" "right?" "Forget it." "Too much of a hassle." "Wouldn't that be the Dragonlord?" "He didn't listen to a single word I said." "The Archfiend always talks too much." "I usually just skim through." "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "Any damage to the Archfiend Tapir will mean damage to Lady Tama!" "Aren't you capable of exercising discretion?" "!" "you realize you just indirectly attacked her?" "!" "The Archfiend is completely beat-up?" "!" "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "Get out of my way." "Scram!" "You scram!" "Hey!" "What are you doing in front of the Archfiend?" "!" "Curse you..." "So you do not care if this body is destroyed?" "Heartless bastards..." "And you call yourself heroes?" "!" "Like the Archfiend's in any position to talk!" "I can now see that you are big douches." "But will you be able to continue after seeing this?" "do you remember your father's face? fell into the anus during his battle with me and lost his life." "But what would you do if Fortega were still alive?" "What would you do if he still lived in pain within me after being consumed?" "It can't be..." "You couldn't have... exactly..." "My son..." "Father!" "wait!" "Hold up!" "You move too fast!" "I didn't even get a chance to reveal his father's face!" "I was still talking!" "And why is everybody hitting me this time?" "!" "We don't feel a thing when you use the "I'm your father" setting." "so I figured I'd use this chance to finish you." "Don't you people have any respect for this tragic meeting between father and son?" "!" "Nobody uses "the last boss is your father" twist anymore." "Come up with something better." "Curses!" "I pulled the plug and we lost our connection to the system!" "Plug?" "!" "You people were controlling the system with such a half-assed method?" "!" "This is it! we can defeat the Archfiend Tapir without harming Lady Tama!" "This is our only chance!" "Let's go!" "brats!" "Your cheap appliance store security measures can't possibly defeat me after I've consumed high-level technology and undergone an extreme evolution!" "I can no longer be considered a virus." "I have transcended human understanding..." "Yes..." "A god!" "A being you humans cannot cope with..." "A perfect being known as a god!" "A god...?" "God schmod." "You're supposed to be fighting it out with some" "Germfiend." "This isn't where you belong." "Get the hell outta Tama-san." "We won't allow you to contaminate our friend any further." "This will be the last clean-up job!" "guys!" "Yeah!" "Huh?" "My body won't move the way I want it to." "Huh?" "Huh?" "What's with Kagura?" "!" "Wh-Wh-Why?" "!" "Why did Kagura-chan turn into pixels?" "!" "Wh-What's going on here?" "Don't tell me Kagura got infected by the virus?" "That can't be it..." "How could a human being be infected by a computer virus..." "As I said..." "I am no longer a pathetic computer virus!" "Shinpachi!" "Shinpachi!" "You okay?" "!" "Somehow..." "Shrunk down..." "M-M-My legs are short!" "Looks like you're okay." "Like hell I am!" "My body's over here!" "And my legs are like this!" "Why was my transformation so half-assed?" "!" "I'd take a full body change over this!" "Huh?" "Something changed?" "Didn't your body always look like a Guntank?" "[Note:" "Guntank is a weapon from the anime series Gundam.]" "Who are you calling a Guntank?" "!" "G-Gin-chan..." "It's like... my body's like stone..." "I can't move..." "Kagura!" "Hang in there!" "What is this?" "The pixels are advancing!" "Gin-san!" "Shinpachi!" "Help..." "Gin-chan..." "Kagura!" "Gin-san!" "Do something!" "Shintank!" "Who's that supposed to be?" "!" "Gin-chan..." "M-My body is..." "Why are you standing around?" "Do you want to die?" "They're..." "It's no use." "They've been completely pixilated." "We need to retreat for now!" "Kagura!" "Shintank!" "I won't let you get away!" "It appears that he wasn't lying about having more power than a normal virus. which affect human beings in addition to us programs." "You've gotta be kidding. but I've never heard of anyone getting infected by a computer virus!" "It appears that you're running out of time." "Your entire body will eventually become pixels." "Why?" "!" "Why is enemy fire always concentrated here?" "!" "Because I haven't used it for a long time?" "!" "You upset?" "!" "moron!" "Is my penis going to get better?" "!" "Will Shinpachi and Kagura ever recover?" "!" "Just stay there." "I'll handle the rest." "You and your friends..." "Hey!" "Wait!" "I told you to stay there." "Who's going to protect Lady Tama if you die?" "How sad do you think Lady Tama will be if you die here?" "I was created for the sole purpose of protecting Lady Tama." "I have nothing else to protect." "I am merely your substitute." "I should be the only one who has to die for Lady Tama!" "Forget...about...me..." "At least try...to release..." "him...from this...place..." "Tama said the same thing to me." "She told me to forget about her and protect you." "To release you from this place. you would never want that." "you'd never dream of running away and leaving you in charge behind." "Guess I overestimated you." "You're dumping what's important off on someone else and stepping down?" "I am your copy." "more copies can be made." "I don't remember having such a pathetic copy." "You wouldn't have a chance of taking my place." "And I absolutely refuse to take yours." "Nobody can take anybody's place." "There isn't a person in this world that could take your place." "It doesn't matter if you were based on me or have the same face." "not me." "you're no copy or substitute." "You're someone who's always been there for her... irreplaceable friend... never talk about dying again." "Never call yourself a substitute again." "I'm done fighting with you." "brother." "I have no interested in fermented juice." "brother!" "[Note:" "Delicious Water from Rokkou is a brand name of mineral water from House Foods.]" "Got it? Lady Tama won't be his only victim." "The viruses will invade your entire world." "We have no time." "We have to stop him before your entire body turns into pixels!" "The two of us will end this once and for all!" "Foolish brats..." "I see you're finally ready to die." "This will be the end for all." "All shall be darkened by me. and everything shall be crushed in black!" "Germfiend." "Tapir." "We shall see if white or black survives!" "Time to settle this once and for all!" "worms!" "Return to the sea of pixels!" "Let's go!" "Release all of your power!" "Put everything into this single blow!" "Go!" "What?" "!" "They stopped my wave?" "!" "Curse you!" "Are you contesting me?" "!" "Crafty bastards!" "I'll crush you and your impertinent wave!" "My body is turning into pixels..." "I cannot be stopped!" "Nobody can stop me!" "We won't last long against this." "we'll both be kicking the bucket." "Go." "What?" "I'll hold him back." "you defeat him!" "He should be defenseless right now." "This is our only chance to defeat him!" "moron?" "I have a plan." "And I can't move with my legs like this." "You're the only one who can reach him now." "Hurry it up!" "While you can still move!" "Bastard..." "You better not have forgotten our promise." "Do not worry." "He cannot hurt me." "Who do you think I am?" "!" "Gintoki Sakata." "A man based off you." "Brother..." "Friend..." "I earned many titles for a mere copy... I cannot lose sight of my role...my duty... forgive me. it is to protect you. but grant me the right to die for a friend..." "To die for my brother!" "Impossible..." "His power is surging.." "How does he have so much power left?" "!" "I have plenty of power left..." "My very life..." "C-Could you be releasing all of your life energy?" "Impossible!" "you'll..." "You'll...!" "You think you damn viruses can defeat the Leukocyte King?" "Defeat..." "Gintoki Sakata?" "!" "Never!" "Attention to everybody inside this body." "has been destroyed." "This body will now engage in reparations." "All surviving security members should take a vacation from their regular duties to make babies." "The surviving viruses should change into white bodysuits at once." "You are already under our control." "Please assist with making babies." "Sorry I couldn't keep my promise..." "I'm irresponsible by default." "I got that from you." "Looks like it." "I broke my promise to Tama." "It's extremely regrettable." "I never expected to become a piece of junk." "I was an excellent security measure before you all came." "A hero guarding the princess." "I would have been happy to throw my life away to protect Lady Tama." "And yet I gave my life to save this stupid party instead of the princess..." "I wouldn't have thought twice about dying..." "But now..." "I want to live a little longer..." "I wouldn't have minded a little more adventuring with Lady Tama and the lot of you..." "Leukocyte King-san..." "For such words to come out of an easily replaced substitute..." "It's all your fault..." "It appears that I've completely broken down." "You haven't broken down." "You're no substitute." "You're a much better guy than I am." "You protected what you needed to." "I don't just mean Tama." "You also protected our lives." "So don't die." "Don't die for your friends." "for us..." "Lady Tama will be fine with you people around." "I can no longer... everybody..." "Thank you for protecting the Leukocyte King all this time." "It's Tama-san!" "Tama-san's voice!" "It's Tama." "Are you okay now?" "Where are you?" "Where are you at?" "Here." "Over here." "Here." "I'm right here." "Tiny!" "L-Lady Tama..." "Tama?" "Why are you so tiny? but I was able to send a pixel copy over." "thank you for protecting me for such a long time." "Now it is my turn to save you." "can you..." "I shall enter the Leukocyte King's body and repair him." "I will not let you die." "L-Lady Tama..." "We're coming along then." "We owe the Moshasu Gin-chan." "[Note:" "Moshasu is a spell from Dragon Quest to transform one of the characters in the party.]" "but how are we supposed to go inside him?" "We're too big to enter..." "I knew you'd say that." "That's why I brought the magic mallet Z." "Okay!" "Line up if you want to be shrunk!" "I'll smash you all good!" "Th-They're..." "There you have it." "Your life is no longer yours to throw away." "You're more than someone who protects Tama." "All the protecting you've done has led to people who will protect you in return." "All squirmy-like..." "Just like a white blood cell." "I just had to be the copy of such a difficult man." "I can't offer any words of gratitude or tears..." "What would you do in this situation?" "Smile." "[The End?" "]" "Enemy spotted." "An unidentified new virus." "An extremely large army is advancing on our position!" "Unbelievable..." "And we haven't recovered from the Tapir invasion yet..." "Will we be able to fight them off with our meager numbers?" "What is there to fear?" "but our army will not fight on its own." "but we will not be alone. there are others who carry the same will and fight. white spirit!" "Even an army one million strong cannot darken this white!" "Tally ho!" "12)}[Preview]" "It could happen to anyone..." "Even to an animated character... ["You Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone"]" "all people have a chance of going bald." "[Next week's episode is a two-parter." "The other part is "You'll Get Sued If All You Do is Copy Others."]" "[Two cat burglars break into Odd Jobs followed by tons of unexpected visitors.]" "[See you next time.]"