"Previously in "Nothing New"." "Be our surrogate mother!" "I may be as crazy as my patients cause..." "I'll say yes." "Done." "The Alien is in the oven." "We have to wait and see if I'll remake "The Exorcist"." "Why are you here?" "She asks me to not look for her." "I love her!" "For sure I'll try to find her!" "Wake up!" " 5 more minutes." " There's a lot to do." "Just 1 month before the wedding!" "And we have to choose your clothes." "Coffee is ready." "You have 5 minutes." "What time is it?" " 8am." " Which day?" " Saturday." " What?" " And my sleep in?" " No time for that!" "No." "Anything more formal?" "We want a casual wedding." "What about Maykel?" " What?" " No suit and tie!" " Not the good size." " Means?" "You need a larger one." "You could have done some sport or a diet." " Why?" " You gained weight." " I'm not fat or chubby." " He's fluffy." "Well." "Let's do some shopping." "I'll check the seating arrangements." "It'll be fast." "You'll have a gayer husband." "I mean gay "happy", not gay "ass fucker"." "They left?" "Arne wants to change Maykel." "I can understand that." "Isobel cleaning a saturday morning." "Is it the Apocalypse?" "Nikolaus?" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 8- Something new" "Don't ever let me alone with Arne." "Work is done?" " Honey, I..." " Is it him?" "Nikolaus:" "Maykel." "Maykel:" "Nikolaus... my brother." " Your what?" " Brother." "Older brother." "You have a brother?" "And I didn't know he would marry a man." "There is a reason for this secret." "He can tell anyone that he's gay if he wants." "But the family won't suffer the shame of a gay wedding." "And this is the reason." "Shame on the family?" "Mom is happy for us and will come to the wedding!" "And I'm not invited to the ceremony?" "This is a pain in the ass." " What's funny?" " Pain in the ass... gay..." " Who's your witness?" " Margaret." "I'm not invited and your witness is not from the family?" "Well this is explained cause with Margaret there is..." "Don't touch my brother or I'll kick your balls!" "He is homophobic but protects his brother..." "I'm kinda lost, now." "Calm down!" "You don't know him cause he's homophobic." "He couldn't bare my sexuality." "I was hoping you would never meet him." "Guys, I hate you." "I'm not done!" "You're not invited cause you're a bitch." "I want a nice wedding." "That's why you're not my witness either." "Be happy for me once in your life." "Screw you guys, I'm going home." "I'll be back!" "Seriously?" "You don't know him." " There are more like that?" " Yes." "A lot." "Arne needs the seating arrangements." "Greg and Margaret are on the way." "And Isobel?" "She listens classical music for the baby." "Glad she didn't hear your brother." " Can I ask something?" " Sure." "What happened with Maykel?" "Nothing." "Why?" "You look strange recently, not staying in the same room." " It's your imagination." " Maybe." " Did you sigh?" " No, I'm warm!" " It's 28°F!" " My jacket is warm." "If you say so." "That was close." "Be careful!" "I keep an eye on you." "Any news from Nathaniel?" "He left months ago." "Yeah, he found Justine." " And you tell it now?" " I forgot." "Why did she leave?" "The person at the door was her sister." "She told her their mom was at the hospital." "And the "don't try to find me" part?" "Justine thought it was a sign the relationship has to stop." "Oh God." "And when Nathaniel found her, she thought it was a sign that the relationship should continue." "We worried for nothing!" "Right." "Justine is a mystery." "We're from different planets." "We have work for you!" "Any question?" "Why Arne can skip this meeting?" "He meets the Hilton's manager today, that's enough." " Yes?" " I'm pregnant, isn't it enough?" "Here is what you'll do." "There's one tradition we can't skip." "My favorite one is the garter game." "But no garter in a gay wedding..." "As my future husband said, we need you to find:" "something new, something old, something blue, and something borrowed." "For the blue, just wear something blue." "Like your shirt." "Good idea." " Or a tie." " That's better." "For the new, Maykel bought new clothes with Arne." "He's right." "For the borrowed, you could take a jewel." "My piercing, maybe?" "Not hygienic." "Said the one who mixed sperm to make a baby." "Any other idea?" "What about your boyfriend in my underwear?" " No way." " Coward." "And for something old?" "I have an old condom maybe." "But why condoms after a wedding..." "Why do I say stupid things today?" "Why "condom" when you look at Maykel?" "I want to go back to bed." "Now that you have a mission..." "Say "synchronize swatches" or "self destruct paper"" "and I'll kill you." "Here's the final guests list and seating arrangements." "I can start to work on my side." "Anything else?" "You have a florist, a caterer, our room is yours." "Ok." "And we have a photographer." "Next time we'll see is at the wedding." "In 2 months." "Do you always get involved in weddings like that?" " Not really." " So why us?" " Cause I like you." " What?" "Since the day you asked to see me personally," "I can't put you out of my head." "Are you flirting?" "I'm not good at it." "I'm behing a desk everyday." " It's a yes?" " If you are single..." "I am." "Could we go out to know each other?" " A dinner?" " Maybe." " How many pizzas?" " Ten, why?" "You'll eat that alone?" "I'm not an anorexic." "I bought French fries too." "Here's the dessert!" "Girls' night out?" " Should I leave her alone?" " No dessert?" " Cupcake, ready?" " I'm coming." " Enjoy the concert." " Thanks." "It's our first night out alone." "Could you just go?" "The movie will start." "Watching what?" ""Bridget Jones"." "Her life is worst than mine, it's funny." " "Bridget Jones", really?" " Are you mad?" " I rented "Avatar"." " Cool!" " What?" " The pizza was too much." "Maybe the 3D?" " No, not that." " What is it?" "I'm bleeding!" "It's the baby, call an ambulance!" "to be continued..." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"