"[Skipped item nr. 1]" "Krétakör Theatre and Laokoon Film present" "BLACKland" "A former socialist country somewhere in Eastern or Central Europe." "Parliamentary democracy Official language:" "Hungarian" "Capital:" "Budapest" "Population: 10,045,400 Territory: 93030 km2" "Population density: 108 km2" "Currency:" "Forint (HUF)" "National flag: red-white-green horizontal stripes Car sign:" "H" "Internet country code:.hu" "Telephone-prefix: +36" "Highest point:" "Kékestetõ, 1014 m" "Biggest lake:" "Balaton, Longest river:" "Danube" "Most well-known drink:" "Tokaj wine Most well-known food: goulash" "Most well-known citizen:" "Ferenc Puskás (soccer- player for Real Madrid between 1958 and 1967) 2004 Athens Olympic Games: 13th place on the gold medal list" "On 1 May 2004 Hungary joined the European Union." "Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends!" "Bottoms up!" "Black, black..." "I dreamt of a black land, where all was black, black, but not only outside:" "black to the bone, black to the marrow, black." "Black was the sky, and black the sea, black the trees and black the house, black the beast, black the man, black the joy, black the morning, black the ore and black the stone and black the earth and black the trees," "black the man, black the woman and black, black, black the world." "You can keep digging, and you can keep cutting matter so dull and dense, your iron cuts and your drill drills a black earth only and a black mountain, and no matter how deep you dig into its brook of ink, it will flow and stream blacker still." "Look at the seed of the grass, that of the tree, the dove's egg, the seed-bud, black, black, black... black the cloth and black the mind, black the face and black the worry," "black the vein and black the blood, black the marrow and black the bone." "A different hue has the sunshine's guest glaze, the sun's the painter of all colors:" "black is the skeleton of the earth inside, it's not the light that paints the black color with her fine brush of rays, no:" "black is the hidden soul of matter, oh!" "Fucking hell..." "The damn fuse's just gone." "The fuse's gone Shit." "Who was this bleeding son of a Gypsy bitch... who stuck this fucking box up there" "How did he screw that thing up in the thing of that thing" "How did he screw it up there" "Or did he bring it down here" "How I'd like to kick him in the ass, whoever okayed this." "What are you doing Wanna get screwed" "You fucking Rumanian son of a bitch!" "Don't you hear what Uncle Sanyi's saying, you blockhead Suck my dick!" "Roland, you junky moron, bring a stool, goddamn it!" "What are you doing" "Son of a bitch, bring me something to stand on." "Look at you!" "You're losing the tools!" "Who's going to find them in this hellhole" "Fuck your junky mother, why didn't she get that blasted abortion" "Get out of here and you let go, dammit!" "Can't you see that you're in the way, you dimwit" "Suck me clean, you moron!" "Hold the light!" "Let's take a look!" "Which frigging Slovak took a dump up there" "Look at this gypsy job, man!" "Go away!" "Hand me the fucking screw-driver!" "Give it to me, suck the cum out of your mother's cunt!" "You creep." "Watch it, Zoli, it might zap you!" "Don't fuck with me, man!" "I didn't start today!" "Oh, the mother-fucker zapped me!" "That's why I never bring a phase-detector:" "Uncle Zoli always finds the current." "Fucking hell, it zapped me, screw this for a game of gypsy soldiers!" "My arm will fall off!" "Give me a beer, dammit, it zapped me!" "I'm talking to you, you creep!" "Pump it, Zoli, pump it!" "Even my dick's gone to sleep!" "Which one did you touch, man The blue one or the red one" "I'm coming, just let me have a sip." "Don't be a bastard." "Let me have a sip!" "You should have one, too." "And you get the fuck out of here!" "They should kiss both my asses, whoever did this shitty job." "I'll take it down and we take it to the workshop!" "Yeah, let's do that." "Hold it this way, dammit!" "What the fuck is this Screw them, it's a screw!" "They fixed it with a screw!" "What are you doing" "I can feel your bloody cock up my ass!" "Watch out, man the kid's gonna fuck you!" "You come to work in the moming a man and by the time you finish, you're a faggot." "Is that what they call safety provisions" "Give me the hammer, you freak!" "Why didn't your mother smash you against the wall" "Give it to me!" "I can't believe this!" "Hold me!" "It's not your ass I want to see, dammit, turn around and hold me up!" "If you drop me, you moron, I'll break your head with the hammer!" "Go closer, you moron, or am I supposed to do it from here" "What the hell are you doing" "You mothersucker!" "You'll break it to pieces!" "My finger, you idiot!" "Why don't you watch where you stick your bloody finger" "It's my dick I should have stuck in your mouth!" "Bring it down and let's get out of here!" "Why don't you put me down, you mother-fucker" "Dracula-sucker!" "Hold the lamp!" "Roland, what are you doing Playing the light organ" "He doesn't get the joke, this moron!" "Roland!" "Your mother screwed you real good with that name." "Roland, would you like a full beard" "Then eat my dick!" "His head is like a roll-on." "Just as stinky" "No, just as smooth!" "My doc's the best in all the lands, I'm in good hands, I'm in good hands." "My relatives from Pest have come, and Éva's baked an apple-crumb." "Just let it be over, let it be over, Rome will be our next stopover..." "The pie is over, it doesn't hurt, not a bit, home-made pie, Éva in good hands..." "When this is over, Éva Rome Éva it doesn't hurt, it's over, the pie is..." "Even the pie, the pie has come the doc, the doc, the doc is over." "Stereotaxia, stereotaxia, drilling and craniotomy." "I won't get home to watch the match, in the office three days at a stretch." "Rome might win this one maybe, they need a forward besides Totti." "This fucking practice, wiping and suction." "A hen from the Auntie, hardware from the gypsy, picture from the painter, chair from the carpenter, from the uncle comes a winter fur, 2 tickets to "Hair" come from the actor, from the Scot nothing (what a piss), a deep cock kiss from the little miss," "from banker and broker a fat check comes, all the others give me pocket sums." "Last year Hungarian patients paid 116 M Euro gratuity to doctors for better medical treatment." "I feel a terrible blow from behind." "It's terribly loud and unbearably hot." "I start moving toward the patch of light." "I am moving outwards fast on a spiral course." "Spinning, I eject." "An incredibly large space and light." "I fly freely on a slightly elliptic course toward a short guy in uniform." "He is holding a Glock 17 in his hand." "He fires..." "I feel a terrible blow on my back." "A noise, the smell of gas and heat." "The pressure pushes me toward the spiral rifling." "My case falls off." "I eject fast." "After every inch the rifling spins me around my axis." "At the muzzle I get into a strong whirl of gas." "Touching air, the gun-powder gas flares up, a hissing flash, smoke and stench." "I am outside and the cold of the outside world hits me." "Under me, above me, where ever I turn, an incredibly bright and vast space." "The muzzle fire illuminates the man's face for a moment." "His eyes are closed." "I am flying." "A tiny, dense object's approaching me." "Something shiny is approaching me." "The light reflects on it for a moment." "It is a 9-millimeter Makarov cartridge." "A 9-millimeter Parabellum whooshes by me, as if shot from a badly rifled barrel." "I am flying toward a man in black mask." "I am going to hit his neck." "I approach the man in uniform." "The gun kicking back moved him from his balance, so he'll evade my trajectory." "I am going to brush him at most." "A faint sunlight shines through from the street." "The room is lit with halogen lamps." "I cleave the air." "I hit an eyeball." "It resists me for a moment, but then with a soft twang the cornea cracks." "Some red residue mingles with the brownish water of the eyeball." "I carry on in the jelly-like substance." "I am now in a denser material." "I cut through the meninx." "Orbito-frontal cortex." "Hippocampus." "Temporal cortex." "I cleave the air." "The incredible resistance presses my body, but I still have enough energy to blast the back wall of the skull." "I cleave the neck of the masked man." "I feel the heat of his skin." "The fine gravitation of his head diverts me from my course by a few inches." "I carry on, breaking the window glass." "I am in the open air again." "Flying above the quiet square of the small town." "An old man is leaning his bicycle against the wall of the post-office." "A young woman turns toward the sun, rocking a twin-pram with her foot." "I am on the main street." "On the rooftops big, white dishes look to the sky." "I embed myself in the sky." "I cut through the foreign currency board between the Danish crown and the Japanese yen, and reach the painted skin of the wall." "I embed myself in a brick wall." "I have no strength left to break through." "I am exhausted." "It's black and cold." "Too tight." "I am flying." "I am still flying." "It is still not known who killed the eight people in the most bloody hold-up in Hungarian history on 9 May 2002." "National Investigation Bureau!" "I'll beat him to a bloody pulp, until he tells all, fesses up." "Captain Black here, at your service." "Captain Black 2, his partner." "Black No. 1 and Black No. 2." "We'll sort it out with the old one two." "Players in black economy bring shame on our democracy." "But our black boys will fuck them all, all of the white-collar criminal." "Black suit, black shades with UV filter, the training's tough, no lard ass shelter." "From Good to Bad, there's no more traction, when Agents 1. and 2. go in action." "Sexy and black's a policeman's anger, sexy and black, galaxy defender." "I am Black No. 1, and in these lands, a lethal weapon in the Bureau's hands." "I am Black No. 2 and you won't do better, the Bureau made me their top go-getter." "We have no identity nor any past, whatever you see here, it won't last." "We are the nation's avenging fist, and neutralize, till nothing's missed." "Black men in the black night, dark men even darker inside." "We find the crooks in daily raids..." "If only I could see through these fucking shades." "Sexy and black is the policeman's anger, sexy and black, galaxy defender." "One of the victims parents'claim for damages against the Erste Bank has been rejected by the court." "In Kunbaja there is a big scandal:" "Halász István embezzled a fortune." "He forged hundreds of documents." "Stole the elections with his pals (I tell you...)" "His sentence is tough: 1 year and 6 months." "Halász István, former mayor of Kunbaja, was arrested ari a musical event." "He was sentenced to 18 months' in prison for forgery, but refused to present himself." "In Kunbaja the scandal is growing:" "Say, H. I. why aren't you showing up" "The cops went to pick him up, there he is drinking at the pub..." ""I prefer pubs to the mass Leave me alone or kiss my ass!"" "...scandal at Kun..." "István..." "embezzled a fortune..." "Forg... hundreds of documents..." "the elections (I tell you...)" "He was... badly 1 year and 6 months." "In Kun..." "The scandal is growing:" "Say,..." "István why aren't you..." "The cops... there he is drinking..." "I prefer pubs to the mass Leave me alone or kiss my..." "There is..." "He forg" "(I tell you )... bad 1... 6..." "In... the... grows... is drinking kiss...!" "I tell you..." "I tell you." ""Wait and have no fear, the Lord will come..." "Wait and have no fear, wait with a faithful heart. "" "First let's hear Roland's part:" ""Wait and have no fear, the Lord will come." "Wait and have no fear, wait with a faithful heart. "" "And where Roland's part ends, Lackó's begins:" "" Wait and have no fear, the Lord..." "Please, Roland, bear with us, don't sing while Lackó learns his part." "Strange, isn't it Just like the hooting of an impatient driver." "And with text..." "Wait and have no fear, wait with a faithful heart. "" "And now let's see your part, Attila." "Sit straight." ""Wait and have no fear, the Lord will come," "Wait and have no fear, wait with a faithful heart. "" "I would like to hear your little inflection." "You shall see its significance, when the four of us sing it together!" ""Wait and have no fear, the Lord will come..." "That's it!" "Wait and have no fear, wait with a faithful heart. "" "And one more time, carry on..." "Wait and have no fear, wait with a faithful heart. "" "Thank you, boys." "That's all for today." "And now let's sing our Farewell Laudate." "According to the Szeged Bishop, E. Gy. a priesri should be allowed to continue his service after a single "slip" of pedophilia." "Take off your clothes!" "Take them off!" "That, too." "Come here!" "No!" "No!" "This is no drinking water." "Wipe your feet!" "No!" "Don't take it off!" "Put this on, too!" "Not that!" "Because" "All right." "You can go now!" "Go!" "Beat it!" "You hear me" "One in every three Hungarians live below the social minimum." "Cobra!" "Shut up already!" "Why can't you be on time" "Where is Cheetah" "How should I know" " Where is Cheetah" " How should I know" "I'm here, Jackal, relax." "Magyar [hungarian] Blood!" "Listen!" "Rambo got caught." "Because he is an idiot." "Because he stole from the store." "And what did we say No stealing, right" "Did I fucking steal" "No." "So don't fuck with me!" "From now on we'll make demands!" "And what the fuck do we demand Idiots!" " Duck, listen!" " I'm Cobra, dammit!" "Sorry, Cobra, let's go into action." "Let's be tough like iron." "Let's write a letter." "To the Prime Minister." "To whom Are you nuts" "To that cunt, the Prime Minister." "He should send us 50 million or..." "Or what" "Or we'll bomb." "And you'll get 50 million for a letter What will you write in it" ""You fucking Jews get the fuck out of here. "" "That's fucking brilliant, Jackal!" " 5's enough." " 50!" "Big action, big dough!" "Fine, we can write, but nothing stupid." "We have to sound really tough." "Give me some paper!" "I got the lamp oil!" "But don't write: "Dear ministry... "" "Write: "Listen up, you cunt!"" ""Listen up, you fucking cunt, send us 50 million rightaway... "" "Five!" "No, fifty!" "But why should he Or else what" " Or else there'll be trouble." " We'll bomb." "We'll fucking bomb." "And where should he send the dough" "There's no way I'll give them my address!" "Jackal, you have a bank account." "Jackal!" "Just look at him!" "They should drop it by the fountain." "And who goes to fetch it" "I'll do." "They'll be watching!" "Not right away, you moron." "Later I'll just happen to ride by on my bike, and if they catch me, I'll say I saw the bag lying there!" "They'll take you in for sure." "Then we'll write another letter: "Let Jackal go!"" "That's fucking brilliant!" ""Let Jackal go or we'll bomb!"" "No! "Let Jackal go with the 50 million or we'll bomb!"" "No." "They should give me the 50 million or else you'll bomb!" ""Listen up, you fucking cunt, send 50 million to the... "" "...fountain rightaway or we'll bomb... "" "Sign it as..." "HUFA"!" "Fuck!" "I have an idea!" "Fuck you!" "Let's put salt in it and write: "this is salt, but next time it won't be salt. "" "Why What will it be" "You know this... epidemic... .. this mildew thing..." "Blood, it'll be streaming with blood!" "But first put down, if they don't send the money, next time it won't be salt." "But I'll put that in brackets." "But what shall we do with all that dough" "We'll bomb." "Buy mines and bomb the bank!" "What bank" "The banks, so that there'll be no more banks." "Someone's coming!" "My leg's on fire, so is my skirt." "So is the ladder, of my stockings." "Fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "In my stomach, my liver's on fire." "My back's on fire, so is my dress, so is my zipper." "Fire!" "Fire!" "The glowing embers are flying in the wind." "My spleen explodes, my lungs bursts, my eyes pop, my brains splash." "Fire!" "Fire!" "My eyelids are burning." "My hair stands up in flames." "Not just one hair, a hundred at least." "A woman set herself on fire in Budapest." "They couldn't save her." "My nose is on fire and so is my mouth." "In Berkesz a young man set fire to himself." "He died on the spot." "My pants are on fire, so is my shirt." "So are my sandals and my jogging suit." "Fire!" "Fire!" "My skin's on fire and so is my T-shirt." "My stockings are on fire as are my shoes, just as the marrow in my bones." "Fire!" "Fire!" "My tie is melting on me." "And who will mail the letter We can't do it or they'll notice." " I know someone at the post-office." " Whom" " I won't mention names." " Good." " Is he trustworthy" " Yes." "He needs a name." "Let's call him the Wolf." " What Wolf" " Werewolf." " So I'll give the letter to Werewolf..." " And he'll mail it." "Magyar Blood!" "Are the posters ready" "Of course." "Cool, ha" "That's real tough!" "When we spread these on the street, they'll all shit themselves." " See Red-white-green!" " That's real creative, Cheetah!" "What the fuck is this" "My daughter drew it." "You drew the posters with your daughter" " Are you nuts" " She doesn't understand." "We're fighting again like Jews." "Magyar Blood!" "And what if they don't send the dough" "You're right." "They need a warning." "I say we should set fire to the deli." "That'll do it." " Who owns it" " Tibi." "No good." "There is too many of them." "They'll beat the shit out of us." "Say!" "Let's burn the Egg!" " What egg" " The EU Egg, this cunt, by the fountain." "Great." "We'll show it to the EU, as well!" "But that's bloody huge." "I don't have enough oil." "Let's postpone it till Tuesday." " I can't on Tuesday." " So let's make a Molotov cocktail!" "What" "Oil in a bottle, stuff it with a cloth, light it up, throw it against the wall, blows up like shit." "Moloton." "That's Molotov." "With a "v"." "Fuck these fucking Russian cunts, too!" "This should be a Hungarian cocktail!" "What shall we call it" "Petõfi-cocktail, Kossuth- cocktail..." "Burns just like the Russian shit, only easier to pronounce." "Let's call it Wass Albert!" "That's brilliant!" "So you prepare the Albert Cocktail and blow up the Egg." "And you take the letter to Werewolf." "And I'll spread the posters in the cemetery." "Why in the cemetery" "That's where most of them are." "Ok, so we meet next Tuesday" "We're going to Italy with the wife." "See you in two weeks." " Ok, than two weeks." " But no fucking stealing until then!" " Ok, no stealing." " Than we go." "Bye, Roland." "Don't say my fucking name!" " Ok, sorry, Zebra." " Cobra, dammit!" "Sorry Cobra." "Enjoy your holiday." "Magyar blood!" "Thank you very much." "Good-bye!" "I don't understand." "On my list I have 46 Fehérvári Avenue for his address." "That's a mistake." "Sándor Terhes's new address is 1136, 9 Pannónia Street." "There's been a change." "What are you doing" "Attila!" "Just thought I'd correct it..." "I don't know if that's in accordance with the rules..." "No, not at all, it's against them." "Attila, why don't you pay attention" "Ok, so put an asterisk for "corrected" ... and mark the exact time." "Put an asterisk here... and down there..." "Not there, that's where the stamp comes..." ""corrected by" and you sign it." "Incredible!" "Don't re-write it!" "Put down the asterisk, that you corrected it." "Otherwise the election committee won't accept it." "He must countersign it:" ""Corrected", corr.." "And you sign it." "And you stamp it." "Asterisks..." "But not too many, four will suffice... there." "They won't accept it: put the asterisk here, erase it and rewrite it down there." "Later!" "But first put "corrected", Attila..." "Tóth..." "Tóth Attila." "And going from the asterisk, their eyes will lead them down here naturally." "Attila do you understand" "You don't understand anything..." "Jóska, you shouldn't..." "I am just drawing the asterisk for him..." "But it's your hand-writing." "And I will see that someone else wrote this." "All right." "You write "corrected" here..." "Attila." "Tóth." "Tóth Attila." "Someone might come any moment and we are buggering about this here..." "And now we are ready." "But the correction covers the number." "You cannot see the new number!" "With the stamp it's official." "But you can't see the number." " And now" " The signature covers the number." "You must re-write all of this properly..." "Not there!" "That's where the stamp goes." "It's simple." "Let's write it here... in the third... no, in the second line..." "No, that's not correct." " Must we leave one free" " It must be here." " And where does the stamp go then" "Attila, wait, don't do anything!" "Lest we do something wrong." "Put down everything!" ""accordingly"... that's negligible..." ""in their competence"." "Yes, we must leave a line empty." "No, no." "He must correct it first, then re-write it again..." "They won't understand..." "We can't do this... it's not official..." "But that's not this document..." "it refers to the other one..." "But that's sheer chaos..." "Let's stamp it and then it's official." " But one cannot see the number!" " Of course you can: it's a... 9..." " I hope we won't get in trouble for this." " I really don't want to interfere." "Let's stamp it!" "Can everybody see it" " The bump should be in the front!" " It is!" "Not next to it, under it." "No way Attila, not there." "That's where your signature comes." " Mine" " So that they can see we did everything right." " Down there." " What is it that you don't understand" "Show me." "Sign it already!" "We are only waiting for you!" "At last." "Now only eight more minutes." "Five." "What" "Five more minutes, not eight." "Where" "On my watch." "But it says its eight till." "That's going fast." "But I made the correction according to it!" "Two Hungarian athletes were deprived of their gold medals at the Olympic Games." "But I can't piss up there!" "From down here, you see" "Uncle Sanyi!" "Give me a sign, if you are there!" "They won't understand anyway!" "Uncle Sanyi!" "We're in deep shit." "The pipe's slipped out or something!" "Call Uncle Pali!" "No telephone!" "Uncle Sanyi!" "What shall I do Should I stay or should I go" "Give me a sign!" "Cough once if I should go, twice if I should stay!" "How many was that" "Two." "They are giving me too much to drink!" "I'll piss myself!" "I'll try to remantle the pipe..." "Don't touch me!" "Stop touching me, I said." "Are you a faggot I'm going out." "They're touching me, I'm going out!" "What do you want from me" "You won't get my gold medal!" "Zsolti ease your ass!" "M. Giorgio claimed to have been under the influence of drugs, when he burned the Israeli flag during a demonstration." "Go on, champ, go on!" "Go on, champ!" "It was a flat, white pill which tasted of menthol." "I can't remember its scent." "Go on, champ, go on!" "Go on, champ!" "And pills for me are like the holy Host." "If they put them on my tongue, I swallow them rightaway." "Go on, champ, go on!" "Go on, champ!" "Then I only heard someone shouting behind me:" ""Go on, champ, bum it!" "Go on, champ!"" "He must have known that I am a professional swimmer." "Go on, champ, bum it!" "Go on, champ!" "Your Honour, I was unaware of my deeds..." "For I was in a state of delirium." "Come on, champ, burn it!" "Go on, champ!" "Step on it!" "According to the young Neonazi D. B., "one day we shall but smile at the Talmudist tales about Jews being shot into the Danube"." "Go on, champ, go on!" "Go on, champ, go on!" "There is no law in Hungary to stop the Neonazis from publicly commemorating the 1944 fascist take-over." "According Europeans, Hungarian men enjoy life, Hungarian women enjoy sex." "Szabó Józsi" "Szekeres Béci" "Kelemen Feri" "Nagy Árpi" "Árpi, Árpika, -ka, cu... cunt" "Cunt factory..." "Branches of lilac, flowers of apricot, put on your new clothes, for the morn of Mother's Day, smelling good." "The forest-leaves rustle, the breeze whispers, branches and foliage murmur:" ""You should be happy forever, mother, dear mother. "" "Now I'll try to make the big circle." "Mommy is not here to scold me." "I'll start by the couch, then the table then the radiator, then the secret cabinet, where daddy keeps his glasses." "Then the TV table and back to the couch." "That's the big circle." "I feel the fine, soft couch, one, two, the baby can walk..." ""Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... "" "I'm here at the foot of the couch." ""Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. "" "Boys have a willie." "Me, I'm not a boy yet, I have a fanny still." "Now comes the hard bit." "The baby walks to table without using its hands." "One step, another, the baby walks, that's it!" "Look, daddy!" "Daddy's not watching." "Daddy's talking." "Daddy's a boy." "Look!" "Mister, look!" "Along the table, first the hands, then the feet, the baby walks: "Humpty Dumpty... "" "I've reached the end of the table." "Well done, baby!" "And now the great trick:" "The radiator." "Mummy won't allow it." "It's hot, she says." "But it's not true." "I tried it once while she was asleep and it's not hot at all." "Coffee's hot, cigarettes are hot, but the radiator is just as hot as the milk in Mummy's titty." "There must be mummy-milk in the radiator, that's where she hides it, not to have to give it to me." "I can't get a single drop, no matter how hard I suck, chew or bite..." "For I have teeth now, three many above and two many below." "Now I'm going to walk to the radiator and bite it with my scary teeth and suck the milk out!" "Only it's very far away!" "I must be very-very brave, like a Pokémon." "Don't look down, for if you do, the baby falls and it will be sore." "This is really very hard." "Ready..." "Steady..." "Go!" "One, two, the baby walks, I'm almost there, the baby walks." "I did it!" "Ouch!" "Help!" "It's hot!" "Sore!" "Back to the table!" "Daddy!" "There!" "I am standing in the middle of the room!" "Not holding on to anything!" "How tall I am!" "Just don't look down!" "How small I am and how tall is my top!" "Why didn't I stay on my back Feet are there to be sucked, not to walk on like for grown-ups." "Or there will be trouble..." "I'm still standing." "How am I doing that" "If I wag my botty forward and back, I won't fall." "Botty forward, botty backward." "Hands apart like in an embrace." "You see, Daddy" "Look at me!" "I'm a giant!" "I'm a Pokémon!" "I am like you!" "The baby can walk..." "Daddy, I can walk!" "Daddy I'm here." "Here I am, near Daddy." "Daddy is a boy." "He has a willie already." "A man in Dunaharaszti raped his own 18-month- old daughter together with his homeless friend." "Kitty Simek (16), who allegedly killed her stepfather, was sentenced to 2 years and 7 months' in prison." "Fuck him up, if he fucks with you," "Put him down, if he puts you down." "It can't be worse than it is right now, so spit him in the face, don't be blue." "If you go home, and you're raped by dad, if the neighbour jerks off seeing you, if your teacher grabs your pussy, don't be soft, just cut their throats and kick them in the head." "It's me or you, it's her, it's us, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!" "Fuck him up, if he fucks with you," "Put him down, if he puts you down." "If you're afraid, it will never be done." "It's enough, send him to his coffin." "If he strikes your face, when's he drunk, and every night he climbs on you," "And there's nowhere to hide, cuz he's your dad, take a gun, and blow his brains out." "It's me or you, it's her, it's us, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!" "Eleven weeks have gone by now:" "the cop's your new dad!" "Three months have gone by now:" "the lawyer's your new dad!" "Nine months have gone by now:" "the gynecologist's your new dad!" "A year has gone by now:" "the reporter's your new dad!" "Two and a half years have gone by now:" "the warden's your new dad!" "The whole sentence has gone by now:" "The devil's your new dad!" "Could you take a picture of us This is the zoom..." "Thanks." "Wait!" "It doesn't work." "Which one did you push" " This one." " Push that one." "Push this one." " It's not doing anything!" " Push this one!" " I pushed it already." " Than hit it." "Every child has a daddy, to each daddy children belong." "Hey, you daddies, stop fighting one another, join hands and sing a little song." "I give you my Action Man." "I give you a round on my Gameboy." "My crying doll's old battery, the place of my arm's inoculation." "I give you my police vehicle, I give you my dead Tamagochi." "The address from my freemail, the Sim card from my mobile." "You can have from me a gas balloon, you can have my sister for good." "You can have my Tazo Pokémon." "You can have my creepy brother." "From my heart I give you all that rises, take all my Kinder egg Surprises." "Take it from my heartstring, take it from my hands opening," "Take me on and I'll take you on, and together we can sing along:" "In the world there are many poor men, many miserable throughout." "But luckily we can also count on... fat, civilized children." "And now in the authors' name I'd like deprive you of the right to interpret Blackland for yourselves." "The set behind me is a spatial form, intentionally kept this primitive: a largecube with one opening." "The cross on the back wall clearly places the show in the Christian cultural circle." "It is a sterile, laboratory-like room, where from to time the outside world infiltrates in short notes." "The uniformity of the doors around provides a feeling of insecurity, since there is no way to know where the actors will appear or whom they will represent next time." "The door-handles set higher than normal, and the colorful moulding on the wall give the impression of a gigantic nursery." "Our evening attire, on the other hand, is elegant." "We seem to be at a feast of joining the EU," "This dichotomy is underlined by the name-tags on the 13 stools, which evoke both kindergarden- symbols or a social dinner." "If we interpret them as a Brechtian alianation effect, they underline the didactic nature of the performance." "The over-choreographed movement makes the actors look like marionettes, at the mercy of a higher power." "Or like children who have just realised that they've grown up." "If a child were to build a world based upon these news, what would it be like" "And now let's take a look at the previous concrete situation." "The woman with bound eyes, who stumbles about in the space screaming symbolises the Western civilisation at the mercy of its bad conscience and fear of revenge." "The tension between the people and the objects in the room is self-evident." "It is an iconic confrontation between the Western high technology and a primitive culture of objects." "Western high technology in the hands of a barbarian - used against those who invented it." "In this show there is no story and no catharsis, there is but theatrical corpus based on a random dramaturgy, ...where the authors are trying to comment on the moral status of the world." "Seemingly." "By presenting the Bad, we try to encourage you to act for the Good." "Seemingly." "But actually it is only our personal ambition that we serve." "By this graphic presentation of suffering, we want to evoke your admiration." "We want to show you how well we can sing, and act and how provoking we are." "That we are brave enough to perform naked for no reason." "I played this scene naked, too butthedirector," "Mr. Schilling did notfind the effect strong enough." "Ladies and gentlemen!" "What we do today in front of you... defies all moral interpretation." "We want nothing but effect." "At all costs." "In some respect this is but a cheap, and perverse straining after effects." "What you see here has nothing to do with reality." "It is sheer fiction." "I am also nothing but fiction." "A made-up character." "I talk until my text goes." "That is:" "Until now." "English translation:" "Anna Lengyel with Andrew Singer"