"[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ sawing ]" "[ electricity crackles ] it'salive!" "[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ smooch!" "] [ laughs evilly ]" "I'vebeenwaitingfor this for so long." "Easy." "[ moaning loudly ]" "ifI don'tsteal north korea's nuclear launch" "Codes, it could mean world war iii." "Aah!" "well,well,well..." "Have I caught the great kim possible?" "Or am I just..." "Kim-agining things?" "kimjong-un." "War is not the answer!" "howdoyoulikemysecurity system?" "I've made certain..." "Kim-provements." "[ alligator roars ] you'rea madman!" "youarekim-prisoned." "stopmockingmy name!" "kim-itationisthesincerest form of flattery." "okay,kim." "So where's your kim-aginary" "Wife?" "she's,uh,on vacation," "Kim-becile!" "morelikeyou'rekim-potent." "that'sa lie!" "It's kim-mense!" "you'resokim-mature." "mywife'sreal." "Not like your kim-plants!" "whatareyoukim-plying?" "naturalbreastsdon'tforma perfect right angle." "geez." "Thesetwoshouldjust  bang and get it over with." "yeah,heshouldkim-pregnate her." "you'redeadto me ,david." "youcantakemylife ,butyou" "Can never improve my shitty audio quality!" "[ all shouting ] yaaaaaaah!" "thisisgeorge." "He's a monkey in africa." "He's very curious." "One day, a man in a yellow hat" "Came along." "George accidentally scratched" "The man in the yellow hat." "But george gave the man such an" "Adorable sorry face, he decided to take george to live with him" "In new york city!" "The man in the yellow hat was" "Feeling sick, so george went out to explore by himself." "George was so curious." "He put his mouth on everything!" "After a few days, george thought he saw the man in the yellow" "Hat, but it was a different man in yellow." "[ horns honking, people shouting ]" "Then george saw the biggest bird he'd ever seen." "And then it took a poop -- [ gasps ]" "Oh, my god!" "George, run!" "George, stop being curious for" "One freakin' minute!" "Take cover!" "youeverplayedroulette?" "occasionally." "well,letme giveyou aword  of advice -- always bet on" "Black!" "And when black wins, pay your" "Taxes." "Always pay your taxes." "don'tburnthroughyour retirement savings too fast," "Frank!" "oh,I 'msetforlife." "oh.401(k)?" "Mutualfunds?" "I.R.A.?" "nah,thosearefor suckers." "I played it smart." "Real smart." "Angie!" "We're gonna be cruising to applebee's in matching humvees!" "[ vault door opens ] this shelf here should buy a" "Gulfstream!" "isthisajoke?" "These are toys." "thesearebeaniebabies!" "Have you been living under a rock?" "Iknowwhatbeaniebabies are." "By 1999, they were worthless." "Ireallyshouldhavechecked" "The value more than once every 16 years." "Where you going?" "tolivewithmysister's" "Family, and on the way, get an application to be a walmart" "Greeter." "[ door closes ] [coughing]" "[ humming ] spare a quarter." "damn,y 'all!" "Is that a fur coat made out of" "Beanie babies?" "yeah." "themthingsis likegold!" "At least the last time I" "Checked." "You must be the richest pimp in" "Town!" "pimp?" "No!" "No, no, no, I -- that's right, baby." "I'm the richest pimp in town!" "[ funk music plays ]" "Mess with my hoes, will you?" "!" "damnstraightyouwon 't!" "Come here!" "nah,nah,nah!" "This is my block, mother[bleep] oh, hell no!" "Aah-ha!" "Ijustflewintothe" "Caribbean on my very own gulfstream jet." "This is the retirement I always dreamed of!" "Thank you, beanie babies!" "oh,baby." "um,son,didyou pay for  those fritos?" "Aah!" "[bleep] frank!" "[ dog yelps ]" "[ dog yelps ]" "[ sirens wail ]" "♪kissherfacethen gofor second base ♪" "♪ swamps are the place for you to get it on ♪" "Enjoying your night with ariel?" "Maybe you want to show your" "Appreciation to the house?" "whydoyoudeserveatip ?" "oh?" "You think a swamp is naturally" "Romantic?" "You owe me and my team a little" "Taste for setting the mood!" "noway." "If anything, you are [bleep]blocking me right now." "Ohh!" "Ow!" "no,no,no !" "I'm just a crab who cuts fools." "You a fool, eric?" "[groaning] ♪paythecrabbeforeher" "Boobs you grab ♪ ♪ or your nuts we'll stab ♪" "♪ and you'll bleed out, my friend ♪ [gulps]" "[whispering] pickhimup at isengard?" "!" "That's a three-hour flight!" "hethoughtyou'dsay that." "He said, "you're a bird." "You can sit in your nest and do" "Nothing some other day." what?" "!" "Oh, what an asshole." "hey,hateto do this,but he" "Wants you to pick up food on the way." ""just something quick," he said." "somethingquick?" "What, does he think I'm gonna stumble upon a [bleep] arby's?" "duringstewis 10 farthings." "whenI askedaboutmoney,he" "Was like, "uh..." "I don't think I..."" "[grumbles] aah!" "donottriflewiththepower  of the ring!" "thereisonlyone lordofthe ring, and he does not share" "Power." "aah!" "Damnit ,gandalf!" "I think you ruptured a disc!" "wemustflytorivendellon" "The quick!" "screwrivendell!" "I'm gonna go see my chiropractor!" "couldyoustopatanarby's on the way?" "andnowbackto "gullah gullah island"!" "thissureis fun, binyah binyah!" "binyahbinyahhavefun ,too !" "[ knock on door ]" "I'llgetit !" "hello,sir." "We're investigating a tip." "A criminal might be in the area." "He's robbed a bank and shot three policemen." "oh,no!" "Well, there's nobody here but" "Me, my wife, our three children, and our man-sized pet polliwog." "binyahbinyah!" "yeah,no,no ,no ." "That's a man in a frog suit." "what?" "No!" "He's just the giant polliwog we rescued!" "wheredidyoufindhim?" "oh,behindan" "Amphibious-animal costume shop!" "I'mgonnaneedhim out of" "That frog suit by the count of three." "One..." "binyahbinyah!" "...Two..." "binyahbinyah!" "...Three." "aah!" "No!" "Don't shoot!" "downontheground,frog man!" "what'sonhisskin?" "!" "sores,youdumbass!" "From wearing a polliwog costume for four months straight!" "[grunts] binyah binyah!" "Binyah binyah!" "Ohh!" "oh,no." "Oh ..." "Ah..." "Ah..." "Ah-choo!" "eugene!" "I am a time lord." "I need you to be my companion on a grand adventure." "I'vewaitedmy wholelifefor something this cool to happen!" "well,then,stepintomy tardis." "It's an acronym that stands for... noway!" "The tardis from "doctor who"!" "I've never seen the show, but I feel like I've absorbed the gist" "Of it through nerd osmosis!" "...Thefabricof timeitself!" "Eugene?" "You look different." "Well, come on, then!" "yaaaaaay!" "[groans] cooooool!" "it'smuchbiggeronthe inside than the outside." "I bet that's mind-blowing for you." "uh,notreally." "Snoopy's doghouse does the same" "Thing." "Ibetsnoopy'sdoghousecan't" "Fly." "youclearlydon'tknowdick" "About snoopy." "[ sniffs ]" "Smells kind of rank in here." "You ever think about opening a" "Window?" "no!" "Don't!" "You almost killed us both!" "it'skindof adesignflaw ." "Snoopy would not approve." "shutupaboutsnoopy!" "wow!" "This soundstage is amazing!" "aneasymistaketomake , given your limited experience." "This is the city of flurrjazz." "thesecostumesarecool" "Considering they probably cost a dollar!" "I mean, a pound, or a ha'penny." "I don't know british money." "theyarenotcostumes." "They are clothes." "howmuchdidyourclothes cost?" "halfa penny." "haha!" "Knewit." "Where are we going next?" "ourmissionis hereon" "Flurrjazz!" "You see, on this planet, people" "Express joy as fear!" "thisislesscoolthan I" "Thought." "it'sa parableforhow earth" "People have too much stress in their lives!" "[ crowd screaming ] a dalek!" "My greatest arch-enemy!" "Okay, bollocks to this." "[laughs]" "It came back!" "yeah,it'sallyours." "Go for it." "myadventurefinallybegins!" "no,thanks." "Iknow." "Right?" "By the way, I really need to apologize -- hey,kids!" "Whoever gets the high score on" ""starfighter" gets to fly to outer space with me!" "♪ba-bawkbawkbawk♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk."