"Did you know there are more people with genius IQ living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?" "That can't possibly be true." "It is true." "What would account for that?" "Well first of all, a lot of people live in China." "But here's my question:" "How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SAT's?" "I didn't know they take SAT in China." "They dont,I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me." "You got 1600?" "Yes." "I can sing in a Acapella group." "But I cant sing." "Does that mean that you actually got nothing wrong?" "Or you row crew or you invent a 25 dollar PC." "Or you get into a final club." "Or you get into a final club, exactly." "You know from a woman's perspective sometimes not being in an Accapella group can be a good thing." "This is serious." "Well I am admitting I do like guys who row crew." "Well I cant do that." "I was kidding." "Yes." "I got nothing wrong on the test." "Have you ever tried?" "I'm trying now." "To row crew?" "To get into a final club." "To row crew?" "No." "Are you, like-whatever-delusional?" "Maybe just sometimes." "Sometimes, you say two things at once and I'm not sure which one we're aiming at." "But you've seen guys who row crew, right?" "No." "Okay, well, they are bigger than me." "They're the world class athletes." "And a second ago you said you like guys who row crew so I assumed you'd met one." "I guess I meant I liked the idea of it." "The way a girl likes cowboys." "Okay." "Should we get something to eat?" "Would you rather talk about something else?" "No, it's just that since the beginning of the conversation about finals clubs I think I may have missed a birthday." "There are more people in China with genius iQ than the entire population of...?" "The Phoenix is the most diverse." "The Fly Club, Roosevelt punched the Porc." "Which one?" "The Porcelain, the Porc, it's the best of the best." "Which Roosevelt." "Theodore." "Is it true they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next chairman?" "You can see why it's so important to get in." "Okay, well, which is the easiest one to get into?" "Why would you ask me that?" "I was just asking." "None of them." "That's the point." "Our freind Eduardo made $300,000 betting on oil future last summer and" "Eduardo won't come close to getting in." "The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here." "Must be nice." "He made $300,000 in a summer?" "He likes Meteorology." "I thought it was oil futures." "You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil." "I think you asked me that because you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance." "I...what?" "You asked me which one was the easiest to get into because you think that's where I have the best chance." "The one that's easiest to get into would be the one where anybody had the best chance." "You didnt ask which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest." "I was honestly just asking." "Okay?" "I was asking just to ask." "Mark, I'm not speaking in code." "Erica" "You're obsessed with the finals clubs." "You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about this who'll prescribe some sort of medication." "You don't care if side effects may include blindness," "Final clubs, not finals clubs." "And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated." "Yes." "There is." "Well, what you do, that was cryptic, so you do speak in code." "I didn't mean to be cryptic." "All I'm saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs." "Why?" "Because they are exclusive." "And fun and they lead me to a better life." "You think Teddy Roosevelt got elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club?" "He was a member of the Porcellian and yes he did." "Well why dont you concentrate on being the best you, you can be." "Did you really just say that" "I was kidding" "I'm just stating the fact and that doesn't make it any less true." "I want to be straight forward and tell you that" "I think you should be a lot more supportive." "If I get in i'll be taking you to the events and the gatherings and you'll be meeting people that you wouldn't normally get to meet ." "You would do that for me?" "Indeed." "Okay I want to try and be straight forward with you and let you know that were not anymore." "What do you mean?" "We were not dating anymore, I'm sorry." "Is this a joke?" "No, it's not." "You're breaking up with me?" "You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally get to meet?" "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "Settle down." "What was it supposed to mean?" "Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink is that you used to sleep with the door guy." "The door guy, his name is Bobby." "I haven't slept with the door guy, the door guy's a friend of mine." "He's a perfectly good class of people and what part of Long-Island are you from?" "Wimbledon?" "Wait." "I'm going back to my dorm." "Wait wait." "Is this real?" "Yes." "Then wait, I apologize, okay?" "I have to go..." "Erica" "Yes?" "I'm sorry and I mean it.." "I appreciate that but I have to study" "Come on." "You don't have to study." "You don't have to study." "Let's just talk." "I can't." "Why?" "Because it's exhausting." "Dating you is like dating a stairmaster." "All I meant is that you're not likely to...currently" "I wasn't making an coment on your parents." "I was saying you go to B.U." "I was stating a fact." "That's all." "If you think I'm rude..." "I have to go study." "You don't have to study." "Why do you keep saying I dont have to study?" "Because you go to B.U.!" "Do you want to get some food?" "I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my education." "And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat." "So were even." "I think we should just be friends." "I don't want friends." "I was being polite, I had no intention of being friends with you." "I'm under some pressure right now from my O.S. class." "If we could just order some food, I think we should..." "Listen, you're probably going to be a very succesful computer person." "But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd." "And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true." "It'll be because you're an asshole." "Erica Albright is a bitch." "Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all B.U. Girls are bitches?" "For the record, she may look like a 34C but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret." "She's a 34B, as in barely anything there." "False advertising." "The truth is she has a nice face." "I need to do something to take my mind off her." "Easy enough, except I need an idea." "I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie." "So what if it's not even 10PM and it's a Tuesday night?" "The Kirkland facehook is open on my desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics." "Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter." "Good call, Mr.Olson" "Yeah, it's on." "I'm not gonna do the farm animals but I like the idea of comparing two people together." "It gives the whole thing a very" ""Turing"" "The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures." "Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in." "Let the hacking begin." "First up is Kirkland." "They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little WGET magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook." "Kids stuff." "Next is Elliot." "They're also open but with no indexes on Apache." "I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page." "Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me." "Excellent." "Moving right along." "Excuse me, everybody." "You are in one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive clubs, not just in Havard, in the world." "Now I would welcome you to Phoenix first party of the falls emester" "Lowell has some security." "They require a username/password combo, and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access to main FAS user database, so they have no way of detecting an intrusion" "Adams has no security but limits the number of results to 20 a page." "All I have to is break up the same script I used on Lowell and it's set." "Quincy has no online Facebook, what a sham." "Nothing I can do about that." "Dunster is intense." "Not only is there no public directory but there's no directory at all." "You have to do searches and every search returns more than 20 matches nothing is returned." "Once you do get results they don't link directly to the images, they link to a PHP that redirects or something." "Weird." "This maybe diffucult, I'll come back later." " Hey, Sheldon's up." " What?" " Great wine, beautiful fish." " Thanks." "Leverett is a little better." "It's still make you search but you can do an empty search and gets links to pages with every student's picture." "It's slightly obnoxious that they let you view one picture at a time." "And there's no way I am gonna go to 500 hundred pages, to download pictures one hundred times." "So its definitely necessary to break out the EMACS and modify that Perl script." "Done." "What's going on?" "Perfect timing." "Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient." " Mark" "What up?" "You and Erica split up?" "How did you know that?" "It's on your blog." "Oh yeah." "Are you alright?" "I need you." "I'm here for you." "No, I need the algorithm you used for the oil futures." "Are you okay?" "We're ranking girls." "You mean other students." "Yeah." "You think that's such a good idea?" "I need the algorithm." "I need the algorithm." "Give each girl a base rating of 1400." "At any time "Girl A" has a rating R-a and "Girl B" has e rating R-b." "When any two girls are matched up there's an expectation of which will win based on their current rating." "Yeah." "And Those expectations are expressed this way." "Let's write it." "The one on the left." "On the right." "The right." "It works." "Who should we send it to first?" " Dwyer." " Neal." "Who are you gonna send it to?" "Just a Couple of people." "The question is, who are they gonna send it to?" "Hey guys, check this out." "The one on the left." "These girls, right or Left?" "Left." "Right or Left?" "That's my roommate." "Oh my God." "On the left." "This is pathetic." "Right." "Left." "Left." "Shit!" "Albright, he blogged about you." "You don't want to read this." "Erica, is this yours?" "I stole it from a trainee." "Get the hell out of here." "Thats an awful lot of traffic." "You think maybe we should shut it down before we get into trouble." "Hello?" "Wait wait wait..." "At 4 in the morning?" "Well there is an unusual amount of traffic which occured." "Your saying its unusal for 4 in the morning?" "No, this would be unusuall for half time at the superbowl." "Alright." "I gotta go in." "What's going on?" "The Harvard network is about to crash." "You dont think..." "I do." "God saves us everybody." "Can't connect." "The network is down." "Unless this is a coincidence I would think this is us." "It's not a coincidence." "Oh shit." "So you're called in front of the ad. board." "That's not what happened." "You weren't called in front of the administartive board." "No, back, let's back at the bar with Erica Albright." "She said all that?" "That I said that stuff to her." "I was reading from the transcript of her deposition." "Why wold you even need to depose her?" "That's really for us to decide." "You think if I know she could make me look like a jerk," "I'll be more likely to settle." "Mark don't." "Why dont we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that?" "It's been almost 3 hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of time embarassing Mr.Zuckerburg with the girls testimony from the bar." "I am not embarassed, she just made a lot of that up." "She was under Oath." "I guess that would be the first time someone lied under Oath." "They got 2200 hits within 2 hours." " Thousands." " What?" "22 thousand." "Those guys are really fast." "Is there anyway to make this a fair fight?" "Jump out and swim." "We'd have to jump out and drown." "Or you can row forward and I can row backward." "We are genectically identical, science says we would stay in one place." "Just row the damn boat." "You hear about this?" "What?" "Two nights ago, a sophomore choked the network with a laptop from Kirkland." " Reanlly?" " At four a.m.." "He set up a website we vote the hotness of female undergrads." "What were we doing, that none of us heard about this." "I do not know, three-hour low-technical row before breakfast, full course load studying." "Another three hours in the tank then studying." "I'm not sure how we missed it." "How much activity was on this thing?" "Twenty-two thousand page requests." "Twenty-two thousand?" "This guy hacked Facebook, seven houses." "He developed the site in one night and he did it while he was drunk." "Twenty-two thousand." "How do you know he was drunk?" "He was blogging, while doing this." "Know what I think?" "Way ahead of you." "This is our guy." "Cameron Winklevoss," "W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S" "Cameron spelt the usuall way." "Taylor Winklevoss, Taylor spelt the usuall way." "My last name's the same as my brother's." "Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an administrative board hearing." "violating copyright, violating individual privacy" "You also charged with being in violation of universty policy on distribution of digitised images." "Before we begin with our questioning, your allowed to make a statement, would you like to do so?" "I've...you know" "I have already apologised in the Crimson, to the AVHW to Harvard's Latina and to any women at Harvard who might have been insulted, as I take it that they were'" "As for any charges stemming from the breach of security" "I believe I deserve some recognition from this board." " I'm sorry?" " Yes." "I don't understand." "Which part?" "You deserve recognition." "I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system." " Excuse me, may I?" " Yes." "Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network." "I can assure you of its sophistication in fact it was that level of sophistication, that led us to you in less then four hours." "Four hours?" "Yes sir." "That would be impressive except if you'd known what you are looking for you would seen it written on my dorm room window." "So six months academic probation." "Wow,they had to make an example out of you." "They had my blog." "I should have written nothing about the farm animals, that was stupid." "I was kidding for gods sake doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?" "I tried to stop you." "I know." "How do you do this thing when you manage to get all girls to hate us?" "Why do I love China?" "I can't do that." "Suppose we were given a computer with a 16 bit virtual address, and a page size of 256 bytes." "The system uses a one level page table that starts at address 0x0400." "Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system, who knows." "The first few pages are reserved for the hardware flag etc.." "assume page-table entries have eight status bits." "The eight status bits will then be..." "I see we have our first surrender." "Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men then you have tried and failed this class." "One valid bit, one modified bit, one reference bit, five permission bit." "That is correct." "Does everybody see how he got there." "Mark?" "You Mark Zuckerberg?" "Yes." "I'm Cameron Winklevoss." "Taylor Winklevoss." "You guys related?" "Good, funny never heard that before." "What can I do for you?" "Did I insult your girlfriends?" "Actually, I don't know." "We never asked." "We should." "Now, we have an idea we want to talk to you about." "You got a minute?" "You guys look like you spent some time at the gym." "We have to." "Why?" "We row crew." "Yeah, I've gotta minute." "Great." "Have you ever been inside the PORCILE?" "No." "We can not take you passed cause your not a member." "That hurt." "Sandwich or something?" "Uh..." "OK." "Mark, right?" "Yeah." "Mark, this is Deweiya Narendra, our partner." "We were really impressed with "Facemash"." "We checked you out." "You also built "CourseMatch"." "What is "CourseMatch"?" "You go online and see what courses your freinds are taking." "Really smartness." "Mark?" "Yeah?" "We were talking about "CourseMatch"." "Kind of a no-brainer." "You invented something in high school, right?" "An apply for MP3 player, that recognises your taste in music." "Anybody try to buy it?" "Microsoft." "How much?" "For free?" "Yeah." "Why?" "OK." "Well, we have something we have been working on for a while." "We think it's great." "It is called the "Harvard Connection"" "You can create your own page, interests, bios, freinds, pics..." "Then people can go online and see your bio." "requests..." "Yeah how is that different from "My Space" and "Freindster"?" "harvard.edu harvard.edu is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country." "And all concepts based on the idea that girls..." "Not a pretty thing, thus..." "Girls want to only go out with guys who go to Harvard." "Me and my brother don't have trouble putting thing." "Main different district while we were talking about is Myspcae," "Friendster any of those other social networking sites." "It's exclusivity." "Right." "Right." "Yeah we'd love for you to work with us, Mark." "We need a programmer who is creative." "And we know who can take the initiative." "Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa, but you know..." "This could help rehabilitate your image." "Wow, you would do that for me." "We'd like to work with you." "Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google." "Our second programer is got overwhelmed with school work." "We would need you to build the site, write the code, we will provide..." "I'm in." "What?" "I'm in." "Awsome." "That's what you said?" "It was three or four years ago, I don't know what I said." "When did you come to Eduardo?" "I don't understand that question." "You remeber answering in the affirmative?" "The affirmative." "When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook." "It was called "The Facebook" then." "This doesn't need to be that diffucult." "I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits." "Did you answer affirmatively?" "When Taylor and Cameron Winklevoss did in November ask you to build, "Harvard Connection,"" "Did you say yes?" "I said I'd help." "When did you approach Mr. Savarin with the idea for the Facebook?" "I wouldn't say I approached him." "Sy?" "You can answer the question." "At a party at Alpha Epsilon PI." "What's that?" "Jewish Fraternity." "It was Caribbean night." "It's not the guys like me generally attracted to Asian girls but Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me?" "I don't know if an algorithm could find the connection of you and these Asian girls." "I don't think it's that complicated, they're hot, they're smart, they are not Jewish, they can't dance." "Hey Mark is here!" "Mark!" "I think I've come up with something..." "Hang on, I have to tell you something you're not going to believe." "Come on." "I got punched by the Phoenix." " Are you kidding?" " No." "It's just the first step before the process." "They send the invitation on Monday, by door tonight." "That's my first punched party tommorow." " You got punched by the Phoenix." " Yeah." "What did you want to talk to me about." " Mark?" " Yeah." "You said you come up with something." "Yeah I think I've came up with something." "Come outside." "It's 20 degrees outside." "I can't stair at that thing Niagra Falls, it has absolutely nothing to do with the Carribean." " People came to "Facemash" to step in, right?" " Yeah." "It wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls, you can go anywhere on the internet" " and see pictures of hot girls." " Yeah." "Because they saw pictures of girls that they knew." "People want to go on the internet and check out their friends so why not build a web site that offers them freinds, pictures, profiles whatever you can visit browse around, maybe someone you just met at a party." "I'm not talking about a dating site." "I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college, and putting it online." "Can't feel my legs." "I know." " I'm totally psyched about this, Eduardo." " Yeah." ""It would be exclusive."" "You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page, like... getting punched." "That's good." "It's like "Final Club", except we're the president." "I told him I thought it sounded great," "It was a great idea." "There was nothing to hack, people were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information." "And people would have the ability to invite or not invite their friends to join." "In a world where social structure was everything?" "That was the thing." "It was a big project, and he was going to have to write tens of thousands lines of code." "So I was wondering why he was coming to me and not his roommates." "Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes, they were programmers." "We're gonna need a little start up cash to rent a server to get it online." "So that was why." " Did he offer terms." " Yes." "We'll split it 70/30." "70 for me 30 for you for putting up the 1000 dollars and for handling everything on the business end." "You're CFO." "And you said..." "I said, "Let's do it"." "OK, did he add anything else?" "Yes." "It probably wasn't a diversity thing." "So what." "Why you think he said that?" "Gretchen, excuse me for interupting, whose discovery is this." "Sy, if you let me continue with my line of questioning." "They are suggesting that I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix and began a plan to screw him out of a company that I hadn't even invent yet." "Were you?" "Gretchen!" "Jealous of Eduardo?" "Stop typing we're all..." "I know you've done your homework and know money is not a big part of my life." "But at the moment I could buy all Auburn street, take the Phoenix club and turn it into my ping-pong room." "I'll let you know how the party is." "We recognise that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook and a witness in another." "Yes, sir." "At any time in the weeks prior to Mark telling you his idea, did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss," "Dedre Revedra or Harvard Connection?" "Yes, he said they asked him to work on their site." "But that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time." "He said even his most pathetic friends knew about getting people interested in the website than these guys." "These guys means my clients?" "Yes." "He resented, Mark resented that they... your clients thought that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash." "Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything with Facemash." "Hacked into the Harvard computers, he blew his nose at the add-board." "He got a lot of notoriety." "Facemash did exactly what he wanted to do." "Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building the"The Facebook"" "he was also communictaing with the plaintiffs?" "Not at the time I wasn't, but..." "It really did not have much to do with the Winklevoss dating site." "How would you know, you weren't even there." "Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building the "The Facebook", he was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building the Harvard Connection." "Conclusion not found in evidence." "We are about to find the evidence." "Friendster Myspace" "From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor Winklevoss, November 30, 2003," "I read over all the stuff you send me related to Harvard Connection, and it seems like it shouldn't take to long to implement, so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tommorrow night." "From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor Winklevoss December 1, 2003." "Sorry I was unreachable tonight." "I just got about three of your missed calls," "I was working on a problem setted for my system collapsed." "From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor and Cameron Winklevoss December 10, 2003." "this week has been pretty busy" "This week has been pretty busy,between HARVARD, classes and work."" "So I think its probably best to postpone the meeting." "I'm also really busy tommorow" "OK anybody else feel like there is somethin up with this guy?" "Tell him OK." "But we do have to make sure we all meet up before we go off for break." "I know, I know." "Yeah watch out." "Hey Mark..." "I need a dedicated LINUX box running APACHE with------backend" "Its gonna cost a little more money." "How much more." "About 200 hundred more" "Do we need it." "Its gotta handle the traffic." "Do it." "I already did." "Hey guess what" "I made the secound cut." "That's good." "You should be proud of that right there, dont worry if you dont make it any further." "I'll get out of here." "From Mark Zuckerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra" "Dec 15 2003" "I have a CS problem set that I am just getting started with" "And it should be about 15 hours of coding so I'll be busy tommorow night." "I wont really be free to meet until next wednesday afternoon." "I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon." "I've basically been in the lab this whole time." "And I also wont be able to do staurday" "As I have to meet up with my parents." "As the plaque reads "John Harvard"" "Founder of HARVARD UNIVERSITY in 1638." "Some call this the statue of 3 lies." "What are the 3 lies?" "MR.Dowd 3 lies, first." "Shit" "Take yor pants off." "I know." "AH Mr.Savarin 1" " Harvard was founded in 1636." "Not 1638 2" " Hravard was not founded by John Harvard." "3" " That is not John Harvard." "Who is it." "Freind of the scupture Daniel Chester." "Keep your jacket on." "39 days after Mr.Zucermans initial meeting with my clients." "And he still has'nt completed work on HARVARD CONNECTION." "But on Jan 11 2004" "Mr.Zuckerburg registered the domain name the FACEBOOK, by network solutions." "To the best of your Knowledge had he even begun work on HARVARD CONNECTION." "Not to my knowledge." "No" "Hey Cameron Im still a little sceptical that we have enough fuctionality in the site to really draw the attention and to gain the critical mass neccessary to get a site like this to run." "Will speak soon." "This is the 1st time he mentioned any problems." "Yes it was." "You sent 36 e-mails to Mr.Zuckberg" "And received 16 e-mails in return" "And this is the 1st time he indicated he was not happy." "That's correct." "He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead ..." "Do you see any of your code on Facebook," "Did I use any of your code?" "You stole our whole godamn idea!" "Fellas" " How's dot com for Harvard dize...." " Can I continue with my deposition?" "You know you really dont need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this" "If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you invented FACEBOOK" "I cant wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check" "Bullshit" "Let's continue" "February 4, 2004" "Mark?" "Mark?" "There is a girl in your art history class named Stephanie Attis, do you happen to know if she has a boyfreind" "Have you ever seen her with anyone?" "and if not, do you happen to know if she's going to go out..." "Dustin" "Mark" "We were suppossed to meet at nine" "Slept with in?" "Have to add a feature" "What?" "Shit,it's done it it's really good" "Clean and simple" "No disneyland, no Live New Girls." "Watch." "What are you writing?" "Realtionship status" "Interested in" "This is what drives life at college" "Are you having sex or are'nt you" "Its like people take certain classes, sit where they sit" "Do what they do ... want to have some center... you know" "Thats what FACEBOOK is going to be about" "They're going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon there is a chance" "To get laid?" "Meet girl." "Yes" "It's really good" "And that was it." "What do you meanЈї" "It's ready." "It's ready" "Yeah right now" "That was it" "Here's the masthead" "You made a masthead" "Yeah" ""Eduardo Savarin, Co-Founder and C F O" "Yeah" "You have no idea what that's going to mean to my father." "Sure I do." "Let's go online?" "Right now" "Get your laptop out" "Why Why do you need my laptop" "You got emails for everybody at the "Phoenix Club"" "I don't know" "I'm not sure if tis going to be cool that I am doing this" "Spam" "This is not spam" "No I know it's not spam" "If we send to our friends, its just gonna bounce around us dorks." "I have'nt got in yet" "These guys know people." "and I need their e-mails" "Sure" "Good" "Give me the mailing list" ""Jabberwock12 @ Harvard E-D-U."" "These guys ..." "They're literary geniuses" "They're obvious Lewis Carroll's references?" "They're not so bad" "I'm just saying" "Yeah your right" "Sites live." "Lets go get a drink and celebrate." "I'm buying" "Mark?" "Mark?" "Are you praying?" "What ever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin ?" "Valentine's Day.They're playing love songs" "Good point." "Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin Never wrote any love songs" "Honey you should put your laptop away" "Seven differnt people spamming the same link." "AKC?" "What is it?" "I don't know." "But I'm really hoping it's cats that looks like Hitler." "I could never get enough of that" "No, it's not." "Here?" "What?" "Hey what is wrong" "It's fine." "Not now" "Need 20 minutes" "OK, I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website" "Mark Zuckerberg he stole our web site" "It's been live for more then 36 hours" "Mr. Hotchkiss lawyer, from dad" "Im here with my brother Tylor and business partner" "Welcome to the "TheFacebook"" ""TheFacebook" is an online directory to connect with different social networks" "Must have an Harvard .EDU adress to register" "That's right , yes sir" "I called earlier." "Im looking for Mark Zuckerberg" "Yes, sir he actually quoted in" "I read it to you" "Everyone is talking alot about Universal FACEBOOK within HARVARD" "I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university a couple of years to get around to it" "I can do a classier job then they can and I did it." " Tell him it's Divya Narendra called." " I don't know." "That's how he talked." "As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said" "He said that he anticipated 900 would join by this morning" "Yes,he was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the 1st day" "God If I was a drug dealer," "I could not give free drugs to 650 people in a day" "This guy doesn't have 3 freinds to rub together to make a fourth" "All right yes thts what well do Mr.Hotchkiss we'll put it all together and well e-mail it to you" "You wont be able to go on the web site yourself" "Because you dont have a ..." "Harvard ..." "You know it would just be easier for us to email it to you" "I'm sure You're right, he is a good guy" "And hes very bright and Im sure he didnt mean to..." "What he did" "Well thank you very much and dad..." "I love too." "This is a good guy?" "We don't know that hes not a good guy" "We know he stole our idea" "We know he lied to our faces for a month and a half" "NO.He never lied to our face" "OK he never saw our faces fine." "He lied through our e-mail accounts" "And he gave himself a 42 day head start" "Because he knows and apparently you dont" "Which is that getting there first is everything" "I'm a competitve racer Dave I dont think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first" "Thank-you" "All right" "That was your father's lawyer?" "He is our counsel" "He is going to look at all this and if he thinks its appropriate, hes going to send a cease and desist letter" "Whats that gonna do" "What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?" "No, I want to hire the SOPRANOS to beat the shit out of him with a hammer" "We dont have to do that" "Thats right" "We can do that ourselves" "I m 6.5 220 and theres 2 of me" "Well whatever Im saying lets calm down until we know what were talking about" "How much more information are you waiting for" "We met with Mark 3 times, we exchanged 52 e-mails we can prove that he looked at the code what is that on the bottom of the page" "That's Mark Zuckerberg production" "On the home page?" "On every page." "Shit, I need a second to let the ..." "They wrote Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy option would help" "Exactly what we said to him" "He's giving us the finger in the Crimson" "While we are waiting for dads lawyer to look this stuff over we can get something going in the paper" "No" "People know that this is in dispute" "We're not starting a knife fight in the Crimson" "We're not suing anybody." "Why not" "I don't understand." "Why not" "He's gonna say stupid" "Me?" "Say it, why not?" "Because we are gentlemen of Harvard" "This is Harvard, were you dont plant stories, and you dont sue people" "You thought he was gonna be the only one that thought that was stupid?" "During the time when you say you had this idea" "Did you know Tylor and Cameron, came for a family of means?" "A Family of means?" "Did you know their father was wealthy?" "I not sure why your asking me that" "It's not important that you be sure why I am asking" "Not important to you" "Sy." "Did you know that they came from money?" "I had no idea weather they came from money or not" "In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra, you referenced Howard Winklevoss consulting firm" "If you say so" "Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are of hundreds of millions" "You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members of the Harvard final club called The Porcellian" "You pointed that out" "Excuse us for inviting you in" "To the bike room" "So its safe to say that you were aware that my clients had money" "Yes" "Let me tell you why I am asking," "I'm wondering why if you knew you needed a thousand dollars for an internet venture you didnt ask my clients for they had demonstrated an interest in that kind of thing." "I asked my best friend for the money because thats who I wanted to be partners with" "Eduardo was the President of the Harvard" "Investers Association, and he was also my best friend" "Your best friendis suing you for six hundred million dollars" "I didnt know that tell me more" "Eduardo,what happened after the initial launch?" "Im Sorry Sy, would you mind adrssing him as Mr. Savarin?" "Gretchen they're best freinds" "Not anymore" "We already went through this never mind ..." "Mr. Savarin, what happened after the initial launch" "It exploded" "Every body on Campus was using it." "Facebook me, it was a common expression after two weeks." "And Mark?" "And Mark was the biggest thing on the campus?" "That included 19 Nobel laureates and 15 Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians and a movie star." "Who is the movie star?" "Does it matter?" "No." "It was a beautiful day, and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room." "He brought that magzine up and he showed it to me, and he said,"Look, it's not gonna happen without us."" "We've gotta start now." "And I said,"OK."" "Let's be basic out there." "Now most of you may be thinking the rest of the story." "Believe it or not," "At the beginning of this industry, we were very humble." "The kit computer on the cover of that magazine... had an 8080 processor in it." "Once you paid an extra for a 1 ?" "memory board, you've got 256 Bytes." "So the challenge when I wrote Basic, it wasn't just to run it at 4K bytes, but, I always have to leave the room for the users to run the programms, at 4K bytes." "Your friend, is that Mark Zuckerberg?" "Yeah." "He made the "Facebook"?" "Yeah." "I mean, it's both of us." "It's our...we're..." "Yeah." "We...yes." "Cool." "I am Christy Lee, this is Alice." "Very nice to meet you." "Facebook me when you get home." "Maybe we can go and grab a drink." "Yeah." "Certainly." "Absolutely." "She said, Facebook me." "Then the next second is that we can all go out for a drink." "This is so great." "For 2 reasons." "First because she said Facebook, and the other," "They want to have drinks later." "Have you ever heard so many good things packed into one regular sized sentence." "Excuse me, Mark?" "Yeah." "I am Stewart Singer." "I'm in your OS class." "Sure." "Awsome job with the Facebook." "Awsome job." "Thanks." "I'm Bob." "How are you doing?" "You know, I can swear he was looking at you." "When he said "The next Bill Gates could be right in this room"," "I doubt it." "I showed up late I didnt even know who the speaker was" "It was Bill Gates." "Sure, that makes sense." "Alright, thanks guys." "Are you a moron?" "Time to monetize the thing." "What were their names?" "You hear what I just said?" "What?" "I said it's time to monetize the site." "What does that mean?" "It means, its time for the web site to start generate revenue." "I know the word, I am asking how you want to do it." "Advertising." "No." "Well we got 4000 members." "Because Facebook is a cool," "And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew..." "Well I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew, but at some point I am talking as the business end of the company." "We don't even know what it is yet." "We don't know what it is." "We dont know what it can be," "We don't know what it will be, we know that it's just cool." "that is a priceless assets I'm not giving up." "So when will it be finished?" "It won't be finished." "That's the point, the way fashions never finishes." "Fashion, fashion is never finished." "You're talking about fashion?" "Really, you..." "I'm talking about the idea and I'm saying that it's never finished." "OK, they manage to make money selling pants." "Mark, what is this?" "A what?" "This." "It's called a Cease and Desist letter." "What were their names?" "Who?" "The girls." "When did you get this?" "About ten days ago, right after we launched the site." "Jesus Christ!" "Hey, the girls, what were their names?" "They're saying the Winklevoss twins, are saying that you stole their ideas." "I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying." "They find it to be intellectual property theft." "Why didn't you show this to me?" "It was adressed to me." "They're saying that we stole the" "Facebook from David Neandra and the Winklevoss twins." "I know what it says." "Did we?" "Did we what?" "Don't screw around with me now." "Look at me." "The letter says we could face legal action." "No, it says I could face legal action." "This is from a lawyer, Mark, they must feel they have some grounds." "The lawyer is their father's house counsel." "Do they have grounds?" "The grounds are our thing is cool and popular, and "Harvard Connection" is lame." "Eduardo I didn't use any of their code," "I promise I didn't use anything." "Look, a guy who builds a nice chair, doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair." "Look, they came to me with an idea..." "I had a better one." "Why didn't you show me this letter?" "I didn't think it was a big deal." "Is there something wrong?" "If there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me." "I'm the guy that wants to help." "This is our thing." "Now is there anything that you need to tell me?" "No." "What are we doing about this?" "I went to 3L Student Legal Services, and they told me to write them back." "And what did you say?" "When we met in January," "I expressed my doubts about the site." "Where it stood with graphics." "How much programming was left that I had not anticipated." "Lack of hardware, we had website use and promotion, and the to go on to successfuly launch the web site." "This is your first time, you raised any of those concerns, right?" "I raised concerns before." "Bullshit." "That's all gentlemen." "I'm talking about the meeting in January to which this letter is refering." "Yeah." "Let me rephrase this, you sent my client sent 16 e-mails." "The first 15, you didn't raise any concerns." "Is that a question?" "In the 16th email you raised concerns about site functionality." "Were you leading them on for six weeks?" "No." "Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before ..." "It's raining." "I'm sorry." "It just started raining." "Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?" "No." "Do you think I deserve it?" "What?" "Do you think I deserve your full attention?" "I had to swear an oath before I began this deposition and I don't want to perjure myself." "So I have a legal obligation to say no." "OK no." "You don't think I deserve your attention." "I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have a right to." "But there is no requirement that I enjoy sitting here, listening to people lie." "You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount." "The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook." "When my colleagues and I were doing things, that no one in this room including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing." "Does that adequately answer your condescending question?" "I have 12:45, why don't we say that's lunch." "Back at two thirty." "So, what were their names?" "Their names were Christy and Alice." "And they want to have drinks tonight." "I don't care." "Hey man sorry, a couple of girls are freshening up in there." "Ok." "We have groupies." "I'll be right back." "Where are you going?" "Erika?" "Hi." "I saw you from over there, I didn't know you came to this pub." "First time." "Mine too, can I talk to you alone for a second?" "I think I'm good right here." "I just..." "I love to talk to you alone." "If we could talk outside..." "Right here is fine." "I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched?" "No." "The Facebook?" "You called me bitch on the internet, Mark." "That's why I wanted to talk to you." "On the internet" "That is why I came over." "Comparing women to farm animals?" "I didn't end up doing that." "Didn't stop you from writing it." "It's as if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever, it would be a crime for it not to be shared." "The internets not written in pencil, Mark." "It's written in ink." "And you published that "Erika Albright" is a bitch." "Right before you made an ignorant crack about my families name, and bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness." "Erika, is there a problem?" "No, there's no problem." "You write your snide bullshit from a dark room, because of what's the angry doing nowadays." "I was nice to you." "Don't torture me for it." "If we could just go somewhere for a minute." "I do not want to be rude to my friends." "Ok." "Good luck with your video games." "Yeah, that was great." "That was the right thing to do to apologize, right?" "We have to expand," "Tommorow." "Is he mad about something?" "OK, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia." "Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me." "Chris, you are in charge of publicity and outreach, and you can start by getting us a story in the B.U. Student Newspaper." "The Bridge." "They hate doing stories about Harvard." "Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major, tell him" "Mark Zuckerberg will do ten hours of free programming." "Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?" "Because I do." "Now here's the arrangement." "Eduardo is CFO, owns 30% of the company." "Dustin is a vice president and head of programming, and his 5% of the company will come from my end." "Chris is director of publicity, and his compensation will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing." "Any questions?" "Who are these girls?" "Sorry, they are Christy and Alice." "Hi." "Hi." "Hello." "Hi." "Is there anything we can do?" "No." "Nothing." "Yale and Columbia." "And Stanford." "What?" "Stanford." "It is time for them to see us from Palo Alto." "You don't want any lunch?" "No." "You're welcome to some salad." "No, thank you." "This must be hard." "Who are you?" "I'm Marilyn Delpei," "I introduced myself..." "I mean what do you do?" "I am a secoud-year associate at the firm." "My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition case." "What are you doing?" "Checking to see how its going in Bosnia." "Bosnia." "Ther don't have roads but they have Facebook?" "You must really hate the Winklevoss's?" "I don't hate anybody." "The Winklevoss are sueing me for intellectual property theft." "They're sueing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them." "He is expanding." "What?" "He is expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford, it's gonna be in the Crimson tommorow." "Really?" "Yeah." "Well, it looked like the Cease and Desist order really scared the shit out of him, huh." "I want to hire a lawyer to file for injuctive relief, the site taken down now." "Every minute the site is up," "Harvard Connection becomes less valuable." "I want an injuction, I want damages," "I want punitive release." "I want him dead." "Yeah I want those things, too." "Then why aren't we doing anything about it." "Because we are gentlemen at Harvard?" "Because you're not thinking about how it's gonna look." "How's it gonna look?" "Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the karate kid around a high school gym." "Cam." "He has violated Massachusets state law." "He goes to Connecticut, New York, and to California, he will have violated Federal Law." "By the way he's in violation of Harvard law." "There's no such thing as Harvard law." "Yeah." "There is." "Harvard student hand book." "Every freshman is issued one of these." "Some where in this book, it says you can't steal from another student." "This is what we need." "We're going to Summers." "You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers." "My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school." "We carry a 3.9 GPA in this school." "We won trophys for this school, and will be rowing in the Olympics for this school." "I want a meeting with the godamn president of this school." "Why Stanford?" "Why do you think..." "Sorry," "I'm late for Bio-Chem." "Ok." "You don't know my name, do you?" "Is it Stanford?" "I should just kick your ass." "How do you go to a party?" "Amelia Ritter." "but you prefer Amy" "You from Olinda" "Your fathers in commercial real estate and your mothers never sober." "What's my major?" "Trombone." "Really." "I don't know there's something about a trombone." "French." "Your major's French." "Mine?" "I don't have one." "Not picking a major?" "I don't go to school." "You kidding" "No." "Where did you go to school?" "William Taft Elementary." "For a little while." "Seriously." "You're not like 15 years old or anything are you?" "You're not like 15 are you?" "No." "So what do you do?" "I am an entrepreneur" "Your unemployed." "I wouldn't say that" "What would you say" "That I'm an entrepreneur." "Well, then what was your entrepreneur?" "Well I founded an Interent company." "that lets folks download and share music for free" "Kind of like Napster?" "Exactly like Napster." "What do you mean?" "I founded Napster." "Sean Parker founded Napster." "Nice to meet you." "You're Sean Parker?" "UH HUH you see the shoes on the other." "foot." "table." "I just slept with Sean Parker?" "You just slept on Sean Parker?" "You're a billionaire" "Not technically." "What are you?" "Broke." "There's not a lot of money in free music and even less if your being sued by anyone whos won a grammy." "This is blowing my mind." "I appreciate that." "I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class" "Even though your a french major whose name is Amy." "You passed." "I'm a hard worker." "There's juice there's anything else you can find, help yourself" "Mind if I check my e-mail" "Yeah go ahead" "Amy Amy" " Can you come out here?" " Just a second." "There's a snake in here, Amy." "What?" "Where" "OK there is no snake but I need to ask you something." "Are you kidding me I could have been killed." "How" "By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain." "What do you need to ask me?" "I went to check my e-mail and theres a website open on your computer" "Yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for a bit." "What's that?" "The Facebook?" "Stanford'S had it for like 2 weeks now" "It's really awsome, freakishly addictive." "Seriously I'm on the thing like 5 times a day." "Mind if I send myself an e-mail" "Yeah is everything okay" "Everything's great" "I just need to find you Mark Zuckerberg" "Ever been in this building before" "This buildings a hundred years older then the country its in." "So do be careful" "Were sitting in chairs." "Yes" "Very good" "You can go in now" "Catherine, I've got students now, students undergraduates don't know,from the looks of it they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers suit." "Good morning" "Good morning, sir" "I'm Cameron Winklevoss, this is my brother Tyle." "Are you here because?" "I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter." "Read the letter." "Well, we came up with an idea for a website called "Harvard Connection"" "we've since changed the name to CONNECTU." "And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea and" "I understand and I'm asking what you want me to do about it?" "Well, sir" "In the HARVARD student handbook which is distributed to each freshman" "Under the heading standars of conduct in the HARVARD community it says the college expects all the students to be honest and forthcoming in their dealings with members in the community stundents are required to respect public and private ownership and instances of theft, missappropriation..." "Anne?" "Yes sir?" "Punch me in the face, go ahead." "or or unauthorised use will result in disciplinary action including required withdrawl from the college." "You memorised that instead of doing what" "What my brother came and I came here to ask you respectfully" "Sir its against university rules to steal from other students plain and simple" "Have you spoken to your housemaster?" "Yes sir." "And the housemaster made a recommendation to the AD BOARD but the AD BOARD wont hear us." "Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?" "Mr. Zuckerburg hasn't been responding to any of our e-mails and phone calls for the last 2 weeks." "he doesnt answer when we knock on his door at KIRKLAND and the closest I've come to dealing with him face to face when I saw him on the quad and chased him through HARVARD SQUARE." "chased him?" "I I I saw him and I know he saw me," "I went after him and he disapeaared." "I don't see this as a universty issue." "Of course it's a a universty issue." "There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both." "you entered into a code of ethics with the university." "not with each other." "I'm sorry President Summers." "What you just said makes no sense to me at all." "I'm devestated by that." "What my brother means is" "Mark Zuckerburg walked into our dorm room and stole our computer." "That would be a universty issue." "I don't know, this office doesn't handle petty larceny." "This isnt petty larceny." "This idea is potentialy worth millions of dollars." "Millions?" "Yes." "You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you." "Sir" "I honestly don't think your in any position to make that call" "I was the US Treasury Secretary." "I'm in some position to make that call." ""Letting our imagnations run away with us "" "Is exactly what we were told to do in your Freshaman address?" "well then I would suggest that you let your imaginations run away with you on a new project." "You would?" "everyone at HARVARD is inventing something" "HARVARD undergarduates believe that inventing a job is better then finding a job." "So I suggest again that the 2 of you come up with a new new project." "I'm sorry, sir." "But thats not the point" "Please come right at the point." "You don't have to be a intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong." "You're saying that I don't?" "Of course I am not saying that sir." "I'm saying that." "Really?" "Ann" "How did I get this appointment?" "Colleagues of their father" "Let me tell you something, Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss." "Since your on the subject of right and wrong" "This action, this meeting" "The 2 of you being here, is wrong" "It's not worthy of Harvard, it's not what Harvard saw in you." "You don't get special treatment." "We never asked ..." "Wai ..." "Wai.." "Start another project" "Like were amking a diorama for a science fair" "If you have a problem with that Mr WinkleVoss" "We never asked for special treatment." "The courts allways at your disposal." "Is there anything else I can do for you." "Ty." "Thank you very much for your time." "I broke a 335 year old door knob." "Eduardo, spring break you and Mr. Zuckerburg took a trip to New York." "Yes." "What was the purpose of the trip?" "Well, as CFO I set up some meetings with potential advertisers." "Who paid for the trip?" "It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I set up a few months earlier." "At this point your thousand dollars was the only money that had been put into the company." "Yes." "How did you feel the meetings went?" "Went terribly." "Why?" "Mark was asleep." "I was not asleep." "Can I repharse my answer?" "I wish he was asleep." "So were at 29 schools now with over 75000 members." "People who go on the Facebook tend to stay on longer than almost any other web site." "Now heres the most impressive statistc." "91% of the people who try it once come back." "Now if you'll allow me" "Excuse me one second" "What sound is he making, is that like a tick?" "Was'nt a tick" "Was" "Like throttle sound." "Almost a gag reflex" "What is this ..." "There was 1 more meeting scheduled for the New York." "Yes, it was a dinner." "It was set up through my girlfriend at the time." "Would you say that Mark was excited about this meetingЈї" "Yes." "Very." "Their not gonna card us here right" "Look around" "Don't be embarrassedЎЈ" "Tell him their not gonna card us." "Their not gonna card us." "Mark" "Are you gonna talk about adds again." "Unless your the BALLET THEATRE of HARTFORD, the purpose of business is to make a profit." "It isn't a business yet." "That's...that's tough for me , Its my job." "Never mind" "25 minutes late." "He started Napster, when he was 19." "He can be late." "He is not a God." "What is he?" "He's 25 minutes late." "I think you're not jealous" "I honestly wasn't jealous." "I was nervous." "Why?" "I didn't know him at all." "But I had done a search and asked around and he" "He struck me as a kind of an...." "Wildcard." "Why?" "He crashed out of 2 pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion and hes got a reputation with drugs." "He also founded the companies." "We don't need him." "He's here." "I'm Sean Parker." "How do you do." "You must be Eduardo." "and Christy, and Mark." "Great to meet you." "You guys don't have anything in front of you." "No." "Tori" "Hee, baby boy." "Could you bring out somethings." "The laquered pork with that ginger confit" "Tuna tartar , and the lobster claws, that'll get us started." "Christy" "What do you like to drink?" "An Appletini." "Great." "4 of those." "From that point on it was a show of Sean." "The question was what did you talk about." "He took through his episode with NAPSTER." "I didn't want to spend my 20's as a professinal defender." "Who knew that in the begining of 2003" "They tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties but I guess to them that was a little like" "Selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas." "So we said screw it and declared bankruptcy." "You made a name for yourself." "And you are dry." "Tory" "And then he went on to his secound business venture which was an online rolodex that he got thrown out of by his equity" "And I wanted to do it nicely, I put on a tie and shined my shoes, but nobody wanted to take orders from a kid." "So let me tell you what what happened through a 20 year old to the top of that dot-com." "I'm not a psychiatrist,but..." "We got that on the record." "You're not a psychiatrist, but what?" "A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid." "They hired private detectives who followed you day and night." "You were target for high priced escorts." "I can't prove it but I know they tapped my phone, so whatever it is I'm gonna trip you up." "You've done already." "Private behaviour is a relic of a time gone by, and somehow,someway you've managed to live your life like the DALI LAMA though make shit up because they don't want you, they want your idea," "and they want you to say thank you while you" ""excuse me", wipe your chin and walk away." "That's what happened to you?" "And delusional." "Yes." "But there'll be payback in case." "I brought down the record companies with Napster and cases of their suffer seems too..." "Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies," "They won." "In court." "You want to buy a Tower record, Eduardo?" "And he told story after story about life in silicon valley, parties at Stanford, down in LA, freinds who become millionaires, but mostly how Mark had to, he had to come to California... and then he cut around to Facebook." "So tell me about your progress." "Well, we're in 29 schools now, we got over 75000 members." "Tell me about the strategy you're using." " Ok." " For intance we wanted Baylor in Texas, but Baylor already had a social network on campus so instead of going right after them, we made a list of every school within a hundred miles." "Put the Facebook on those campuses first." "Pretty soon all the Baylor kids were seeing their freinds on our site and we were in." "It's called the little big horn, it's smart, Mark." "Thanks." "That was mine." " Easy." " Hey, you know what settle an arguement for us." "I say it's time to start making money through the Facebook," "Mark doesn't want to advertise." "Who's right?" "Neither of you yet." "The Facebook is cool." "That's what's that going for." "You don't want to ruin it with ads, because ads aren't cool." "Exactly." "It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus, and someone saying it's gotta be over by 11." "That's exactly." "You don't even know what the thing is yet..." "That's exactly." "how big it can get, how far it can go." "This is no time to put your chips down" "A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool?" "You?" "A Billion dollars." "It shut everybody up." "and that's what you're headed, a billion dollar evaluation." "Unless you take bad advice in which case you might as well have come up with a chain of very succesful yogurt shops." "When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish." "You ever walk into a guy's tendency of a picture of him standing next to 14 trout?" "No, he likes a 3000 pound marlin." "That's a good analogy." "OK." "We all know that marlins don't really weigh 3000 pounds, right?" "Have you seen the big ones up close?" "No I haven't, but I don't think the guy holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover, that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy." "I think you might be getting away from the point." "I don't have a dog in this fight," "I'm just a fan and came to say hi." "He owned Mark after that dinner." "He picked up the check and he told Mark that they would talk together soon, and he was gone,but not before he made his biggest contribution to the company." "Drop the "The", just "Facebook"." "That's cool." "Shit." "That's gotta be some kind of land-speed record for talking." "You want to end the party at 11." "I'm trying to pay for the party." "There won't be a party, unless it's cool." "What do you think?" "Yeah, sure." "Let's drop the "The"." "I meant catching the marlin instead of 14 trout." "Doesn't that sound good?" "If you're a trout." "I'm going to enter this into the record: incorporation papers for Facebook and the analysis registered in Florida." "Why Florida?" "That's where my familiy lives." "And ask the respondents to stipulate that the articles of incorporation state the ownership as follows:" "65% for Mark Zuckerberg, 30% for Edurdo Severin and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz." "I'll stipulate." "And that was April 13th, 2004." "You can mark it." "Do you have anything here?" "Yes, thank you." "Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything that might be considered as legitimate grounds" " for termination?" " No." "You never did anything to embarass the company or even seriously jeopardise it?" " No." " No?" " No." " You were accused of animal cruelty." " Wait." " You weren't?" "This is not happenning." "Well, I have here an article from the Crimson." "Jesus christ." "I can't have this, Eduardo." "Oh, come on man, this is bull shit." "This is another club playing a prank." "I'd gotten into the Phoenix, and been accepted as part of my initiation I had to for one week carry with me at all times, and take care of a chicken." "They identified you as one of the founders of Facebook," "Jr Eduardo Severin?" "I'm not the expert but being acted like torturing animals was probably bad for business." "I did not torture the chicken,I don't torture chickens." "Are you crazy?" "No, and settle down please." "I have here an article from the Crimson." "This is scathing." "956." "I was having dinner at the Kirkland dining hall, with Mark and" "I had the chicken with me, because I had to have the chicken with me at all times." "This was college." "Somebody is going to have to answer for this." "969." "The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, so...and I had to feed my chicken, so wha.." "I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken." "Someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew," "I was being accused of forced cannibalism." "I didn't know." "You couldn't do that." "I dealt with various animal rights groups." "I dealt with the associate dean of the college." "This was all resolved." "988." "Someone from the Porc or the Fly must have reported it, for all I know it was the WinkleVosses." "Alright." "Let's just forget about it." "This is absurd." "I'm being accused of animal cruelty, it's better to be accused of necrophilia." "It is better to be accused of necrophelia." "I'm gonna have to explain this to my father," "I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody." "What is happenning on that?" "I have my final coming up for "Post" "War and Contemporary Art", and I haven't been to class." "I'm supposed to write about those 4 paintings." "That's a Facebook page." "I put it under an alias" "I posted the paintings and asked people to comment." "Every once in a while I hop and stir the pot to get a good debate going." "Was Mr. Zuckerberg cheating on his final exam?" "I'd rather not answer that question." "And why not?" "'Cause I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam." "That's not what freinds do." "Well, you just told us he was cheating." "You told your lawyers I was torturing animals?" "No, he didn't tell us about it at all." "Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article." "In fact, when we raised the subject what maybe defended you." "993." "We are so close." "Oh, yeah, that reminds me.... we're gonna need more money, Eduardo." "Yeah, I aggree." "More servers, more apps." "I'm interviewing two interns to come to" "Palo Alto and we are going to have to pay them something." "Sorry, what?" "I've already found a house for rent on a street two blocks from the Stanford Campus." "It's perfect and it's got a pool." "When did you decide to go to Califrnia for the summer?" "You mean when did I actually decide?" "Somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker variety hour?" "He was right." "California is the place we gotta be." "What?" "You're Jed Clampett?" "You got the Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil?" "Shows in Brazil." "Jesus." "What is your problem with Sean?" "He doesn't bring anything to the table, doesn't have money, Dustin's a better programmer." "He's got connections to VCs." "To VCs?" "If we need advertisers, I have connections to VCs." "He's a real player." "And as someone who's just really embarrased the company in a bad way." "It was the" "WinkleVosses, Mark." "Hang on." "Here we refresh." "150,004." "150,000 members, Eduardo." " Congratulations." " Congratulations." "You don't think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives?" "Who came up with nothing?" "Enough to get him out of the company, the drugs the girls?" "We don't know if any of that is true." "We can read about it." "I can read about you torturing birds, since we're reading about something..." "Eat no fish!" "Eat no fish?" "The marlins and the trout." "What's he talking about?" "I'm interviewing interns at 10 tommorow night in the CS lab." "Get on board with these men, you know." "I don't really know what else to say." "Eduardo!" "What's going on?" "They have 10 minutes to get root access to a python web server, expose its SSL encryption, and then intercept all traffic over its secure port." "They are hacking." "Yes." "All behind a PIX Firewall Emulator, but here is the beauty." "You know I didn't understand anything you just said, right?" "I do know that." "So what's the beauty?" "Every 10th line of code written they have to take a shot, and hacking supposed to be stealth, so anytime the server detects an intrusion, the candidate responsible has to take a shot." "I also have a program running that has a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all 5 computers." "The last candidate to hit the window has to take a shot." "Plus every 3 minutes they all have to take a shot." "Three minutes!" "Can I ask what part of the interns' job will they need to be able to do drunk?" "You're right." "A more relavant test would be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week." "That was mean." "Here." "What is this?" "I opened a new acount and put 18000 dollars in it." "Will that get you through the summer?" "Welcome to Facebook." " 18000 dollars?" " Yes." " In addition to the 1000 dollars you already put up." " Yes." "A total of 19,000 dollars now." "Yes." "Hang on." "Just checking your math on that." "Yes." "I got the same thing." "May I continue?" "After expressing missgivings about Mr." "Zuckerburg taking the company and moving it to California for the summer, why did you put 18000 dollars in the account for his use?" "I figured we were partners." "I wanted to be a team player." "I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site while I was generating advertiser interest in New York." "But mostly I figured, how much could possibly go wrong in 3 months?" " I didn't die." " I know." " I made it." " You did." "OK." "Ready?" "Davo's like an egg." "That was like a tooth." "He's better than that." "I'm ok." " You're sure?" " Nice." "That's the doorbell." "I didn't know we had a doorbell." "Andrew, get the door." "No, he's wired in." "That's gonna cut into the security deposit." " Andrew." " I'm knocked down." " Good boy." " Sean?" " Mark." "Do you live here?" "We live right across the street, we saw the chimney..." "Is anbody hurt?" "You look..." "We live across the street." "I'm Sharon." "This is my..." "Sharon." "She lives across the street." "I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney..." "Yeah." "We had a little accident by the pool." "You came to California." "You made the right choice." " There you go." " Sharon." " I'm so sorry." " No problem." " I didnt know you are gonna..." " There you go." "No, wait!" "This house and this team are great exactly what it should be." "I'm Sean Parker." "Oh, he's wired in." "That's what I'm talking about." "Where's Eduardo?" "He got an internship in New York." "Eduardo didn't come out?" "I was crashing there for a little bit while I am taking care of somethings." "But she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents palce." "The homeless rock star at Palo Alto." "Alright." "What's your plan for the summer?" "Im sorry I was looking at the architecture." "I asked what your plans were." "Honour school till the end of the summer." " We are going to the washroom." " OK." "Your date looks so familiar to me." "She looks familiar to a lot of people." "What do you mean?" "My statment is that Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie." "But he's to embarased to shop for it in a department store, comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert." "He gets a 40.000 dolar bank, loan borrows another 40.00 thosand from his in-laws." "Opens a store and calls it Victoria Secret." "Makes half million dollars the first year." "So the guy catalogued 3 more stores and after 5 years, he sells the company to Leslie Wester Unlimited for 4 million dollars." "Happy ending right." "Besides, 2 years later, the company is worth 500 million dollars." "And Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge." "The poor guy just want to buy back wife that he has." "Was that a parable?" "I date Victoria Secret models." "That's why she looks familiar to you." "Don't be impressed by all this." "I read your Blog" "Oh, you know that was for white pretty" "You know why I started Napster?" "The girl loved in high school was with the co-captain of the varsity lacross team." "And I wanted to take her from him." "So I decided to come up with the next big thing." "I didnt know that." "Napster wasn't a failure." "I changed the music industry for better and for allways." "It may not have been good business." "And it pissed a lot of people off." "And isn't that what your Facemash was about?" "Their sacred of me pal." "And their gonna be sacred of you." "And the business wanna say, good idea kid." "Grown-ups are gonna take it from here." "But not this time." "This is our time." "This time you goona hand over a business card that says Im CEO, bitch." "That's what I want from you." "So were the hell is Eduardo?" "He's in New York." "Sucking up to Ad Execs." "He's got a internship." "The companies here, a billion dollar companies here." " Do you ever read Facebook." " Yes." "I know you do." "Eduardo wants to be a business manager." "And for all I know he'll be a good one, but he shoud'nt be in New York kissing Madison Avenues ass." "This is a once in a generation holy shit idea." "And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold." "Look at my face and tell me I dont know what Im talking about." "You ever think about that girl?" "What girl?" "The the girl from high school who was with the Lacross thing." "No." "Did any of your guys talk about that MS?" " All you got is till the end of the summer?" " Yeah." "Tell you what, just think with your feet," "When you get into honour school," "I'll put you on 2 continents." "2 continents." "You don't have a place to crash" "I think you shouls definitely come live with us." "Let's line up some shots." "Excuse me." "You can take this away and bring back the 1922." "Absoloutely Mr.Parker." "Tyler" "Thank you." "Oh and this is my brother Cameron?" "His Royal highness Prince Albert." "Your highness this is Taylor and Cameron WinkleVoss." "Of course brilliant race." " I've never seen a race that close." " Yes, sure." "My grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the premiere rowers." "I've been coming to HENLEY for 30 years." "And I've never seen a race that close." "Have you have you seen a race that close?" "Mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two." "Yes, that's absloutely right." "Brutally close." "May I introduce my teamate..." "I'm sorry." "You have to excuse us." "We flew all the way out here to do that?" "Would'nt of missed it, brother." "Hows the royalty?" "Ah, he just wanted to tell me a couple of times how close the race was." "Just brutally, brutally excruciating." "Cam, the guys the prince of a country the size of Nantucket." "Relax, fine." "Boys." "Mr.WinkleVoss." "That was a tough beat." "Im sorry dad you and Mom had to fly all this way to see this." "No, son." "Don't apologise to me for loosing a race like that." "I'd never apologise to anyone for loosing a race like that." "Boys." "Mister Kenright." "Dad this Mister Kenright, part of our host family this week" "Pleasuer to meet you." " Pleasure to meet you." "I had a chat with my daughter." "She told me that she and her freinds allready talking about the race which they've just seen via their computers." "A new website called Facebook," "Do you have this in America?" "I'm gonna find your mother." "Did I say something wrong?" "Your daughter does'nt go to school in the States?" "No." "No." "Cambridge." "Majoring in french literature." "Though I was'nt aware there was such a thing." "They have Facebook at Cambridge?" "And apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics for the present." "Disaster." "Good race boys, live to fight another day." "Somebody watch my stuff." "Someone I want to see it -stop it" "Stop, Cam." "Knock it off." "I don't mind that we lost to the Dutch by less then a secound." "That was a good race." "And that was a fair race, that was good race." "what I mind and you should mind showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday" "We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter, we'd tried the add board, and we tried talking to the president of the university." "Now I am asking you for the last time." "Let's take the considerable resources at our disposal." "And sew him in Federal court." "Come on." "I need a real drink." "Screw it." "Let's gut the friggin nerd." "Check it out, I saw him today." "Manningham, Mitchel Manningham." "Are you guys the Wallhacks or Aimbots?" "We don't know were just shooting at each other." "Use the kamikaze." "Like we know what that is." "I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera, and he saw me too." "I know he did." "Don't." "Don't sweety." "I want to go on-line." "Does any of you get banging?" "You can't hear anything your writing code." "Hey, somebody's at the door." "It's not..." "I'm gonnna call you back." "What's up?" "What's up?" "Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago," "I've been calling his cell." "He was on a 36 hour coding tear, so he took a nap for a few hours." "What happened here?" "Not happened, happening." "Next big thing." "Eduardo." " Hey man." " Back to work." "Sorry about it, its the more wasted I get." "I meant the more..." "We understand." "How old are they, Sean?" "It's not polite to ask." "Sean, how old are they?" "You think you know me, right?" "I've read enough." "You know how much I've read about you?" "Eduardo." "Hey, man." "I waited an hour for you from the airport." "What time is it?" "Midnight, it was 3am in New York where I just came from." "You got to see some of the new stuff we got." "Dustin show him the wall." "I'm just calling it the wall." "Forget about the wall, tell him about the meeting I got setup." "You know Peter Thiel?" "Nope" "No reason you should." "He runs funded a 2 billion dollar hedge fund called Clarium Capital." "Why's he setting up meetings for you?" "Thiel may want to make an angel investment." "I don't care if hes an actual angel." "Why is he setting up business meetings?" "You've had a long flight." "No." "I had a long wait at Tarmac at JFK, then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO, and in between there was a long flight." "I'm the business end of this company." "And he is a house guest living here rent free with a very generous grant from the Eduardo Severin Foundation." "I heard about your big ticket add buys "Jerry's Tuxedos"" "Hey man." "The Harvard Bartending Course course." "Your just one small step away from bagging Snookies Cookies." "Can I talk to you alone for a minute?" "Sure." "Bong hit." "I'm so high." "Hows it going, Hows the internship, Hows Christy?" "Hows the internship?" "Mark, jesus, I quit the internship." "We talked abou this on the phone," "I quit on my first day." "I do rememebr you saying that." "Sounds real." "Christy's crazy." "Is that fun?" "No." "Psychotic, she's insanely jealous, she's irrational." "And I'm frightened of her." "Still it's nice you have a girlfreind." "I do not want that guy." "Representing himself as part of this company." "You got move out here, Eduardo this is where it all happening." "Did you hear what I just said?" "The connections is the energy." "Mark, Mark, come on" "I'm afraid if you don't come out here your going to be left behind." "I want I want I mean you" "What did you just say?" "It's growing faster then any of us imagined it be." "It's moving fast and Sean thinks that we should..." "Sean's not part of this company." "We have over 300 thousand memebers were in 160 schools." "I'm aware." "Including 5 in Europe." "I'm aware of that, Mark." "Mark, I'm the CFO." "We need more programmers and we need more money, and he setup the Thiel meeting." "Hes setup meetings all over town." "Setup other meetings?" "Yes." "Without me knowing anything about it." "Your were in New York." "Im in New York riding subways 14 hours a day." "Try explaining that to me." "Yeah." "And hows it going so far?" "What did you mean get left behind." "Can I help you?" "I'd like to freeze this bank account, and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit." "May I see some ID please?" "Yeah, sure." "Sean, he'll be right with you." "You know this where they filmed The Towering Inferno." "Hey guys, come on back." "Did she offer you some water" "Oh yeah, were cool." "You must be Mark." "We took a look at everything and congratulations." "We're gonna start you off with a 500 thousand dollar investment." "Maurice is going to talk to you about some corporate restructurng." "Well file as a corporation in Delaware." "We've come up with a sound structure that will allow us to invest." "Now let me ask you something." "Who's Eduardo Severin?" "Jesus." "When did you get back?" "You scared me, I need you to knock." "When did you get back?" "I got back this afternoon." "and when are you gonna call me?" "Jesus, it was kind of a bad trip." "And I was tired." "or answer 1 of my 47 texts, did you know I sent 47 texts." "I did." "And I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour." "Are you mocking me?" "I bought you a present." "Why does your status say single on your Facebook page?" "Why does your relationship status say single on your Facebook page?" "I was single when I set up the page." "And you never bothered to change it?" "What?" "I dont know." "Do I look stupid to you?" "No, calm down." "Your asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook does'nt know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?" "A little embarassing." "You should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that." "Go to hell." "Take it easy." "You did'nt change it so you could SCREW those little Silicon Valley sluts." "That's not even remotely true." "And I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts don't care about anybodys relationship status on Facebook." "Please open your present." "Your phone does work." "It's Mark." "Uh, open you present." "It's a scarf." "Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?" "This'll be your first." "Yeah." "You froze our accounts?" "I did." "You froze the accounts!" "I had to get you attention Mark." "Do you realise that you jeapordised the entire company?" "Do you realise that your actions could have permanetly destroyed everything I've been working on?" "We've have been working on." "Without money the site cant function." "OK, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everone else." "We dont crash ever." "If the servers are down for even a day, our reputation is irreversibly destroyed." "Look," "They have their friends and crews there." "Even a few people leaving would reverberate, through." "The whole user database." "The users are interconnected, thats the whole point." "College kids are line cause their freinds are online." "And if one domino goes, the other domino goes dont you get that." "Don't you get that?" "I am not going back to the Carribean night of 85." "Holy shit." "What's wrong with you?" "Did you like being nobody?" "Did you like being a joke?" "Do you want to go back to that?" "Hang on." "Hang on." "That was the act of a child not a businessman certainly not the act of a freind" "You know how embarssed I was to cash a check today." "I am not going back to that life." "Maybe you were frustrated." "Maybe you were angry." "I was." "But I am willing to let by gones be bygones because Eduardo I've got some good news." "I'm sorry I was angry and maybe it was childish." "But I had to get your attention." "Eduardo I said I've got some good news." "What is it?" "Peter Thiel has made an angel investment of half a million dollars." "What?" "Half a million dollars." "And he's setting us up in an office." "They want to re-incorporate the company." "They want to meet you they need your signature on some documents, you got get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco," "I need my CFO." "I'm on my way." "Eduardo." "We did it." "Eduardo." "You're going back there already." "Yes." "And also I'm breaking up with you." "4 documents." "The first 2 are common stock purchase agreements allowing you to buy stock in the newly re-incorporated Facebook instead of the old shares which are now worthless." "The third is an exchange agreement, allowing you to exchange old shares for new shares." "And finally the voter holding agreement." "How many shares of stock will I own 1,328,334" "That represents 34.4% ownership share." "Why the increase from the original 30%." "Because you may dilute to award shares to new investors." "I love working with business majors, don't you?" "You should know that Mark has already taken his 60 down to 51." "Well, Mark doesn't care about the money and he needs to be protected." "Dustin Markowitz down to 6.81%." "Sean Parker 6.47%." "I can live with that." "And Peter Thiel 7%." "Would you like to use my pen?" "Eduardo." "Eduardo." "Can you please repeat the question?" "No, it was an outrageously leading question the first time and now you want hear it twice." "Yes, will you read it back please?" "Go ahead." "Counsel and were you aware that when you were signing these documents that you were signing your own death certificate." "No." "It was insanely stupid of me not to have lawyers look at all this stuff." "In all honesty I thought they were my lawyers." "I was your only freind." "You had one freind." "My father won't even look at me." "OK." "Eduardo, did Mr Zuckerberg say anything to you after you had signed the papers?" "There was a lot of hand shaking a lot of congratulations." "He already told me that he wouldn't be coming back to school for at least a semester." "So we were saying good bye for a while." " And before I left he said." " You gotta come back" "Some time around the end of November, early December," "Peter wants to throw as an amazing party when we hit a million members." "Its gonna be out of control you gotta come back for it." "A million members." "Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland." "Yeah, I'll be here." "You sure about this" "You're 20 minutes late." "You're gonna walk in there and say you overslept and you didn't have time to get dressed." "They're gonna pitch you case equities." "They're gonna pitch you." "They're gonna beg you to take their money." "You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod and then you're gonna say which one of you is Roth?" "No, not Roth." "Manningham." "Which one of you is Mitchel Manningham?" "And he'll say I am and you say Sean Parker says fuck you." "Walk out." "Ok." "In late November I got the e-mail from Mark telling me to come out to the late million member party." "What else did the e-mail say?" "It said that we had to have a business meeting that Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on case equity." "And Manningham was so impressed that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down." "So I went to California and I went straight to the new offices." "I did'nt know whether to dress for the party or the business meeting." "So I kind of dressed for both." "But it didn't matter." "Why not?" "Because I wasn't called out there for either one." "What were you called out there for?" "An ambush." "Mr Severin, right over here." "At first I thought he was joking giving me more contrcts to sign." "But then I started reading" "Wait." "What is this?" "Well, as you know we had some new investors that..." "What is this?" "Severin." "Mark." "Mark." " He's wired in." " Sorry." " He's wired in." " Is he?" "Yes." "How about now are you still wired in?" "Security." "You issued 24 million new shares of stock." "You were told that if new investors came along" "How much were your shares diluted, how much were his" "What were Mr Zuckerberg's ownership shares dilutes down to?" "It wasn't." "What were Mr Moscovtz's shares shares dilutes down to?" "It wasn't." "What were Sean Parker's shares shares dilutes down to?" "It wasn't." "What were Peter Thiel's shares shares dilutes down to?" "It wasn't." "And what were your ownership shares diluted down to?" ".03 percent." "You signed the papers." "You set me up." "You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company." "It's gonna be like im not a part of Facebook." "Won't be like your not a part of Facebook, you're not a part of Facebook." "My name's on the masthead." "You may want to check again." "Is because I froze the account?" "You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suit and pretending you were running this company." "Sorry my Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and fuck-you flip flops." "You pretentious douche bag." "Securty's here and you'll be leaving now." "I'm not signing those papers." "We will get your signature." "Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix." "You.." "You did it." "I knew you did it, you planted that story about the chicken." "I didn't plant that story about the chicken." "What's he talking about?" "You had me accused of animal cruelty." "Seriously, what the hells the chicken?" "And I bet what you hated most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook which I am." "You better lawyer up asshole." "Cause I'm not coming back for 30%," "I'm coming back for everything." " Get him out of here." " It's ok." "I'm going." "Hang on." "I almost forgot." "Here's your 19 thousand dollars." "I wouldn't cash it though I drew it on the account you froze." "I like sitting next to you Sean." "It makes me look so tough." "That's it." "That's our show for tonight people." "I want to see everybody here geared up for a party were going to walk into that club like its Macy's parade," "Mackie, put it up on the screen, we've gotta almost be there." "You alright." "You were kind of rough with him." "That's life in the NFL." "You know you didn't have to be that rough on him." "Listen." "I'm putting together a party." "Sean." "You didn't have to be that rough on him." "He almost killed it." "I'll send flowers." "Speaking of flowers" "I'm putting together a party after the party at Cappa the Sigma." "Ashley's sister." " Ashley." " Intern." "Yep." "I know who she is." "Are you guys..." "Ashley and me?" "No." "I won't go to the party." "Why?" "Excuse me, Mark." "We were just talking about you." "Just you're doing a really good job." "Thanks." "I appreciate that." "These came in for you." "Put it on my desk." "What's the package?" "Nothing." "Mackie." "Yes, sir." "Refresh." "You gotta hugger." "I know." "1 million" "Who's got champagne?" "I've got champagne." "The next transformative, development of picture sharing application, a place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life." "It is the true, the elevation of your life" " CD?" " Good enough for me." "You don't just go to a party anymore." "You go to a party with a digital camera and your freinds re-live the party online." "and tagging the idea" "Would it be easier without the bra?" "Guys, we'll find it out." "Shut the music down." "Everybody go." "I spend hours watching what people do when they login on" "Have they check their freinds status update?" "Wait." "That's wired." "Why did the music stop?" "They can see when their freinds change their profile change their photos and mostly" "Seriously, what happen to the music?" "We lived on farms." "And now we live in cities and now were going to live on the interent." "Sean, stop." "I think something's going on downstairs." "Attention, please." "Party is over." "It's the cops." "Good to see you, officer." "What can I do for you?" "What's going on?" "Was the music to loud?" "We were having a celebration." "Miss, I need you to button your blouse." "I can tell them to turn the music down." "That's not mine." "Ok, we're going to need identification." "Keep your hands where we can see them." "Oh my god." "You got anything else in your pockets I should know about" "No." "No, sir." "Don't be stupid now." "I don't." "I don't." "What's this?" "That's an inhaler pump." " And this." " It's an inhaler." "How old are you?" "21." "21." "21." "I'm 21." "Lying makes it worse." "I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied." "Listen, something has happened." "It's alright." "We're gonna be alright." "I've posted a bond." "I wasn't doing anything, I mean I got allergies." "Interns." "It was just a party." "This is gonna be news." "Sean, Its gonna be online in a second." "I know." "You know with an intern." "It's cool." "I have it under control." "I will get it under control." "I will call someone and see what our next move is, but this is gonna be news now." "You don't think Eduardo was involved, do you?" " You think" " No." "Or Mannie one of them.." "Somebody" "Somebody sent the cocaine because it got in there" "You believe me." "This gotta be find." "Right?" "Go home, Sean." "Mark." "Mark." "We're done for the day." "Yeah I was just" "What happened to Sean?" "He still owns 7% of the company." "All you had all day was that salad, you want get something to eat." "I can't." "I'm not a bad guy." "I know that." "In emotional testimony" "I assume 85% of it is exaggeration." "And the other 15." "Perjury." "Creation mess me to devil." "What happens now?" "Sean and the others are having a steak on university avenue." "Then they'll come back to the office and work on a settlement deal without you." " They're gonna settle..." " Oh, yeah." "And your gonna have to pay a little extra." "Why?" "So that these guys sign a non-disclosure aggrement," "They say one unflatering word about you in public and you own their wife and kids." "I invented Facebook." "I'm talking about a jury." "I specialise in voire-dire jury selection." "What a jury sees when they look at a defendant." "Clothes, hair, speaking style, likability." "Likability?" "I've been licenced to pratice law for all of 20 months, and I could get a jury to believe you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken." "Watch what else." "Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night?" "You think I'm the one who called the police." "It does'nt matter." "I asked the question and now everybody is thinking about it." "You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes." "I was drunk and angry and stupid" "And bloging." "And bloging." "Pay them." "In the scheme of things just beat them ticket." "That's what Sean will tell you tomorrow" "You think anybody would mind if I stayed and used the computer for a minute?" "I can't imagine it will be a problem." "Thanks." "I appreciate your help today." "You're not an asshole, Mark." "You're just trying so hard to be." "Erica Albright"