"Which one?" "Lace or linen?" "¡Umbrella, umbrella!" "¡Umbrella Style!" "God, how does she do that?" "How do I translate this?" "Umbrella position?" "Umbrella style?" "Does it exist?" "Yes, but with that tiny handle..." "By the end of this year, I'll be there." "I mean America, not in a porn video." "This is not my thing, Ms. Adriana." "People say we can get better pay in America." "But you'll help me today, right?" "Lace." "Out!" "People, be quiet, please!" "Get ready to..." "You stay." "You... stay." "Come on, what is that?" "Garotti, you're killing me, man!" "Hey, buddy." "Really?" "You don't look like a volleyball player." "You're too old, too fat." "It's all wrong." "Thanks for coming anyway." "Can I be background?" "As an extra?" "Let me think." "Okay." "Go to the other side!" "Move, move!" "Sweat some pounds off!" "Stop yelling in my ear, damn it!" "I'm working." "But I sent you the photos of all the women we have!" "You didn't like any of them?" "How come, Giorgio?" "More sensualità?" "Okay, okay, I understand." "Sensuality. I understand." "Okay!" "I'm producing a commercial forthis Italian, but he's such a pain in the ass!" "He didn't like any of the photos I sent him!" "He's so annoying!" "What did I say?" "Giorgio, what is it?" "Oh, hi, sis." "Sorry." "Luiza, come quickly to welcome the guests, all those people from his office... I'm heading out to pick him up at the airport." "Dialinda... I'm almost done with the " gluteus-free" bruschetta." "Gluten!" "Repeat after me: gluten." "Gluten." "Oh my God, I'm late." "Bruschetta." "At least that I got right." "Oh, my God, it's burning!" "You didn't need to pick me up." "Come on, Edu!" "My husband gets an international award in Architecture, and your loving wife, who adores you, wouldn't be here to greet you?" "We must celebrate..." "Wow, that's great..." "You haven't said a word." "How was it?" "It was great." "Has something happened on this trip?" "I know." "It was your boss." "Am I right?" "He wasn't even there." "So that's it. I didn't go because you didn't want me to." "I should have gone." "Eduardo, we've been together for 10 years now, and I know when something is bothering you." "Tell me. I'm your partner." "What happened?" "I was wondering what are we supposed to do when two people strike a sort of... continuing dialogue..." "And how rules change in the middle of the game." "This sounds like an interview with Gilberto Gil." "Don't be like that." "I want to see you happy." "Make you happy." "l want a divorce." "Son of a bitch!" "Surprise!" "What happened?" "The airplane crashed?" "I got it." "You want to pull his tonsils off." "No!" "To spend my whole life with him!" "I get it, I get it." "That's why I brought you this book." "It's a self-help book." "It's helping a lot of people..." "Like Adriana, Luciana," "Gretchen, mother and daughter..." "Eduardo... I'm glad you are so happy to see me." "Oh, sweetie..." "Sugar water." "I know." "No, no... I know..." "You know!" "l know... 10 years with that man..." "Calm down, Sis." "You crazy!" "You are crazy..." "And you are hysterical." "Go away!" "Stop!" "Sorry." "It hurt me more than it hurt you." "Leave me alone!" "No!" "No!" "I've got some good news and some bad news foryou." "I'm taking a three-week vacation to be with you." "What is the good news?" "I don't want it!" "Here is the bad news." "" Beatriz Weber and architect Eduardo Amaral Filho make out during the award night." "The couple will go on a cruise to Italy on the seventh."" "The new soap opera darling leaves today with award-winning architect, Eduardo Amaral on a cruise to Italy." "l'd better go catch some waves." "Okay." "See you." "What is this, Adriana?" "Look at you!" "Sis, I got a sign." "That you're going crazy?" "My husband is going on a trip with that slut to Italy." "But that was my dream." "Past tense." "Mine and his." "But it's not anymore!" "It's over." "Wake up." "And, when you wake up, comb your hair, brush yourteeth, take a shower!" "I spent 10 years of my life translating porn when I could be writing my book." "Now that he's well off..." "You see?" "Then, out of the blue, I open a magazine and there he is, with that slut!" "Bitch!" "Whore!" "Loweryour voice." "That Beatriz Weber." "Get over it!" "Move on!" "I dunno, work on your book!" "What book?" "Yours!" "Get real, Luiza." "They hated my book." "Who said that?" "I've got an e-mail from the publishertoday." "They hated it." "Let me see that." "Prose." "Sophisticated." "Narrative." "Complex." "They hated it." "No, they even ask you to send new material." "They left the door open." "Luiza, please help me." "Help me save my marriage." "I have nothing else to lose." "Help me get Eduardo back." "Come with me on the cruise." "You're out of your mind." "Luiza, you took a three-week vacation to help me!" "To help you forget that jerk." "Now, two weeks stuck on a ship..." "With 1.500 men." "l'll do it because I love you." "Keep your eyes open." "Keep your eyes open." "Keep it close." "If you need anything, call me." "l mean it." "Please..." "Could you keep an eye on this?" "Sure." "Could you hold this?" "Just for a minute." "I have to pee!" "I'll just... I don't think she'll make it in time." "Great shape..." "Have you ever thought of becoming an actor?" "I hope we don't bump into them." "Call me." "Let's go out for coffee." "Or some juice." "Or a bath..." "I'm kidding. I mean sea bathing." "I hope we..." "I can't believe it!" "Are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "I'm sorry." "Sorry, I didn't mean to drop your... I'm sorry." "Excuse me." "Turn this thing off." "You've closed it on my hand..." "Luiza!" "Goddamn it!" "Good morning." "How are you today?" "I'm fine." "Give me your passport" "My secretary is bringing mine." "Look for her." "We want two tickets..." "Separate cabins, okay?" "I have my id on me, if you need it." "That's crazy..." "That's crazy." "Hi." "Hi." "We want separate cabins." "l've already told herthat." "We work with Beatriz Weber." "She's also on the cruise." "Our cabins must be close to hers or on the same floor." "Whateveryou have." "l'll see what I can do." "Sure, please." "Dialinda?" "What happened?" "Please, take me with you..." "My passport is here." "I want to go to America." "We're going to Italy!" "l can get a bus from there." "Dialinda, I can't , sweetie." "Thank you for everything, but I can't ." "Why?" "Oops!" "Just a second, it's right..." "Welcome to the MSC Orchestra." "Excuse me." "Where are they?" "Don't kill me, please!" "Here you are, finally!" "What are you doing here?" "I'm really worried about you, okay?" "Please take this book with you." "It might help." "Celebrities are reading it." "" SOS" " Saving the Dream" ?" "My God, what is that?" "Please, just one second!" "It's a transparent piano." "Shut up!" "You have to go." "Sure, just a minute." "Ijust wanted to say I'm worried about..." "What is it?" "I can't believe it!" "Oh my God, I'm at sea!" "My hair is flying!" "What now?" "l'll buy anotherticket." "Dialinda, you've got to get a grip." "Sure, sure!" "... your life vests..." "The ship is sinking!" "The guy just said that!" "Didn't you hear it?" "I can't swim norfloat... lt's going to be a long trip..." "The trip of our lives!" "Are you happy?" "Really happy?" "Not happierthan me." "Stop it..." "Excuse me." "You need to put on the vests forthe drill." "Live vests?" "Okay." "You too." "Please?" "l have to put this on?" "Yes." "Everybody does." "I'll take care of it, thanks." "I'm so late!" "Here is my savior!" "Where's the handsome older guy?" "He went back home." "He went..." "This..." "Oh, I see..." "Can you hold it just for a minute?" "Luiza, I'm beginning to think this was a huge mistake." "Maybe I shouldn't have..." "You want to give up now?" "You are always telling me there're otherfish in the sea... that I should get real..." "Kid, if you do that again, I'll throw you into the ocean!" "Without the vest!" "Never mind..." "My God, it's so complicated!" "I guess we have to pull this..." "Fish..." "From where l stand, the sea is full of pink dolphins..." "Stop it." "Or I'll do the same to you." "I neverthought Eduardo was the cheating kind." "All straight men are the cheating kind." "This way." "Look!" "Look!" "What?" "It's Eduardo's suitcase!" "Are you sure?" "This way, come. ls it far?" "No, darling." "They're coming!" "I saw it on the internet..." "lt won't open!" "Nor mine!" "Let's swap!" "Babe, do you mind carrying me?" "What?" "I'm tired." "One, two, three." "It's not working, damn it!" "Are you saying I'm fat?" "Of course not." "You're hot..." "Hello!" "Hi!" "It's no use, Sis." "Come!" "It's no use." "We have some shopping to do." "We have nothing to wear." "lt's too white." "lt's beautiful." "Look!" "A dress..." "Let me see..." "This is how you'll get your husband back?" "This one is beautiful!" "Give your arm." "This is gorgeous." "What about this?" "l like it." "Wait. I don't want to get back at him by maxing out his credit card." "Sweetie, if you won't do it, you know who will?" "The other woman." "Go ahead." "Where is the fun of being on a cruise with 1.500 men if they can't see me?" "Eduardo can't find out we are here." "I love it!" "I'm dressed up, I'm sexy, I'm rich..." "Here." "Let's eat in the cabin." "No, no, no." "Why would you do that?" "Let's eat here, have some fresh air." "Dialinda, that's enough." "Look, guys." "Up there." "What?" "What does she have that I don't ?" "Not cellulite." "lt's a compliment." "To whom?" "To her." "Well, I guess she's pretty." "Nice body." "Classy, isn't she?" "What about her hair?" "lt's gorgeous." "It's so straight." "It's really, really straight." "Well, beauty alone is not enough if the person has no substance." "I agree with you." "It makes no sense." "So what if she is trilingual and has an Actors Studio degree?" "Okay, she's got an Emmy for Best Newcomer Actress." "lt doesn't qualify anybody." "No." "So what if she has a foundation or something like that and fights forthe preservation of the Amazon Forest?" "Men don't like perfect women like that." "l agree." "They really don't ." "And I read on that book I was telling you about that we are what we did with what others made of us." "What does it have to do with anything?" "I think it's beautiful." "I'll take a shower and try to cool off." "That's what I need, a shower." "Have you lost your mind?" "" Words have the power of creating." lt's in the book too." "Let's have fun!" "Picture!" "Wait, Adriana!" "What is it?" "Stop it, calm down." "You are a whirlwind of sadness in a sea of happiness." "What happiness?" "If you are bored, you can play tennis." "If you are hungry, you can eat." "If you're sick, you take medicine." "lf you are thirsty..." "Drinks are not included." "As if life were happy, happy!" "Life is not a Hollywood musical, where everybody dances wherever and whenever." "It is not!" "How about a kuduro class?" "But..." "it's not that difficult." "Never mind, she's just not in the mood for dancing." "Okay, okay." "What?" "Lu!" "Dia, Dia!" "Listen, I know what to do!" "Eduardo hates women who make a scene in public!" "Great idea." "No, I didn't get it." "Are you crazy?" "Thank you. I'm sorry." "I'd better get going." "Why don't you use the door?" "Ms. Adriana, come!" "We don't have much time!" "My friend is waiting for me." "Excuse me." "Way to go, Sis!" "Help!" "A pirate is after me!" "Look, I have a wooden leg!" "Come on, open the door... I think the champagne is beginning to..." "Put me down, okay?" "What..." "Oh, my God!" "My computer!" "What is this?" "Oh, my God!" "Calm down, Beatriz!" "Oh, my God!" "They stole everything!" "They stole all my beautiful clothes!" "Do you know how much I paid forthis cruise?" "Nothing." "Your company did." "I want to go home." "I want to get off this ship right now!" "Tell them to stop!" "My beauty creams!" "Oh, no!" "All my makeup!" "What kind of people they have on board?" "People like Ms. Adriana, Ms. Luiza..." "An actress never walks around without makeup, never smiles without imported gloss." "I can't face life without mascara!" "Come on." "Really?" "According to your insurance plan, you have a credit in the amount of € 10,000 for lost baggage." " € 10,000?" "Exactly." "Honey, look." "Where are the shorts you've picked?" "Here..." "The same pattern!" "That's so cute!" "We'll take them." "We must thank the people who stole ourthings." "Look at these!" "All brand new, the best quality..." "What a lucky woman!" "Do you speak Italian?" "And sing in it too." "Hell!" "I shouldn't have embarked on this silly quest." "Sis, keep your cool." "That was just a rehearsal." "What number?" "Number 17." "Lucky in money and love!" "Amazing!" "Come on!" "My God, Beatriz is so classy..." "l mean, you are more beautiful." "Don't push it, Dialinda." "Look how happy those two are!" "I hate it!" "Last bet and last drink." "lt's enough, Beatriz." "Just one more!" "What is that?" "This?" "It's an extra dose of happiness..." "Thank you." "I bet everything, babe." "Now we wait." "Drink." "I can't drink hard liquor." "lt's not hard." "Shut up!" "Giuseppe!" "Come on..." "This can't be happening." "l'll take them all!" "Thank you!" "Bye!" "Your champagne!" "lt's all yours!" "Good night!" "Thank you!" "What are you doing?" "Beatriz Weber gave it to me!" "I'm a huge... fan!" "You are bipolar!" "You are bipolar!" "Are you nuts?" "Becoming an old lady killer is all I need right now." "But you drank... I'm okay, everything is under control." "I'm feeling great!" "Let him go!" "Keep an eye on your husbands, or Beatriz Weber will come and chomp!" "Let me go!" "I love it!" "I love you!" "Another one!" "Exactly the same!" "Colorful." "Me too." "No, no." "You need water!" "Where is your bag?" "Where is your bag?" "It's my little friend!" "My glittery friend!" "You are really fired up." "Don't tease me..." "Hey!" "Stop teasing me..." "With you, I know I'm safe." "Damn it!" "Take a look at Adriana... ls everything fine?" "Hold on a minute!" "Breakfast!" "What's up with you, Dona Adriana?" "I think I got a cold." "Did you make out with that guy?" "Are you crazy?" "What guy?" "You don't remember anything?" "Don't worry." "That's no cold, that's a hangover." "Caused by the " extra dose of happiness" you took." "I remember coming to my room..." "By yourself?" "Of course!" "Then there's nothing interesting to remember." "The bed shook so much." "It was so funny." "l did that." "Stop it!" "It's the ship!" "Let's have lunch." "No, honey." "I ate too much at breakfast." "Not now." "Do you mind if I go to the spa?" "l don't want to eat alone..." "Stop whining." "l'm not." "Come on, darling..." "Then give me a peck." "Ijust put lipstick on." "Eskimo kiss." "I won't be long." "Stop whining." "Don't be long." "I'll be in our cabin." "Don't eat too much." "Go!" "Thank you." "Dudico!" "Thank you." "Hello, darling!" "Oh, my God, that's so sad!" "Thank God you are here." "Give me a kiss." "You know..." "I have realized this trip makes no sense without you by my side." "I never want to be apart from my little parrot." "Oh, my God!" "Neither do I, my cutest little parakeet." "l have something foryou." "You do?" "No, Beatriz!" "Don't do that!" "It's not that!" "I've bought you something." "A gift." "A gift?" "Yes." "What gift?" "You've bought me a gift?" "Where is it?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "No, no, please." "I'm so sorry!" "What wine would you recommend?" "l'll bring something special." "It's not what you're thinking." "Are you staying there?" "Could you move back a little bit?" "Thank you." "Hi." "Hi!" "Hi..." "So... it's the fourth time we bump into each other." "When was the third?" "You don't remember anything about last night?" "You are a very good dancer." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "This is so embarrassing!" "My name is Andre." "l'm Adriana." "What do you do, Adriana?" "Exotic dancer?" "I'm a writer." "That's cool." "Great, thanks." "Have I read something you've written?" "If you are one of the publishers that rejected my book, maybe." "Not even close." "I'm a fashion designer." "Oh, of course!" "Take a sip." "Thank you, but I don't drink at lunch time." "Just have a toast with me." "Okay." "Cheers." "Cheers." "André, look..." "Tell me something." "You, being the sensitive man you are..." "Do you think I'm ugly?" "Let me see." "Tell me." "No, you are hot!" "André..." "André... do you think I am annoying?" "You are a lot of fun!" "Especially when you drink." "Sm..." "Smell here." "Smell my armpit..." "What?" "Are you crazy?" "Tell me if I have B.O." "No, you don't ." "Adriana, hey!" "What is your problem?" "Well..." "My husband left me for a slutty bitch." "Why, André?" "Why did my husband left me for a slutty bitch?" "Hey, hey, hey. 58." "It's you." "A blond guy?" "No!" "Dark skin!" "Dark skin?" "Hot!" "Key?" "Thank you." "I had I great time." "What happened?" "You scared me!" "Tell us, how was it?" "lt went well." "Did you talk?" "A lot." "About what?" "About art, books, music, life..." "Life!" "Have you been drinking?" "Are you two back again?" "Tell us!" "What do you mean?" "He didn't even see me." "That witch room's decoration showed up." "Eduardo didn't see you?" "So who were you talking to?" "My BFF." "André." "Oh, come on, that's not right!" "That's not right!" "Are we supposed to stay locked in here while you are out there, making friends?" "Talk, drunkard, talk!" "You may tone down the disguises." "All right." "Now you're talking." "All right." "I want the morning to kiss my body." "What?" "l want to get a tan." "Okay, I will... I'll find myself a boyfriend, a handsome guy with blue eyes." "Great, but mind your plurals." "What?" "Plurals." "You add an " s" at the end of the words." "Watch out, or people will realize you are a scammer." "Watch out." "Good luck." "Good luck." "I can't talk right now." "I'm at sea." "In Ibiza." "Please, a drinks." "Pardon me." "It's just that my eyes can't stop looking at you." "Then tell your eyes they can keep on looking." "I don't speak your language very well, but I see you master it." "My dears, you have no ideas." "What a delicious swimming pool." "Yeah, delicious..." "What is that?" "You're checking her out in front of me?" "I thought she looked familiar." "Her ass looked familiar?" "Beatriz, please..." "Was she flirting with you?" "is that it?" "Please, don't make a scene." "Wait here." "Beatriz!" "Excuse me, darling." "Hi." "Enjoying the sun, right?" "Look, I'll get right to the point." "Were you flirting with my husband?" "I was flirting with you." "With me?" "Yes, with you." "Okay, then..." "Well, sorry." "Have a nice tan." "Bye." "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself." "My name is Charles." "Nice to meets you, Charles." "My name is Dialinda." "I'm French, my family is French." "I'm a sales representative for an Italian jeweler's ." "What about you?" "What do you do for livings?" "I hold an influential position in the food industry." "Very interesting." "Tells me more." "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" "How about we get some fresh air?" "Of course." "Why nots?" "Would you like some help?" "Eduardo, listen to me." "From today on, no pasta for us." "But you've only gained two pounds!" "Two pounds in real life are like 20 on TV, and a thousand comments in gossip blogs." "You have no idea." "Why the long face?" "I want to be skinny foryou, my little parakeet." "Yes, I do." "We are looking for a place where we could eat some fruit." "Right upstairs, by the swimming pool." "Okay, thank you." "Bye." "Bye!" "Let's have some fruit." "Beatriz, for God's sake..." "Edu, stop it!" "Stop it!" "l want an ice cream." "Don't you want to help me?" "Of course I do." "Eat this piece of fruit." "l don't need to lose weight!" "A small piece of banana." "It's delicious." "I love banana." "Come on, have some." "Come on." "So sweet..." "What about a banana split?" "No, no." "Banana, the fruit." "Have some fruit." "Good job!" "The gym is great!" "Their equipment is so high-techs, isn't it?" "l love it." "l gatheryou are enjoying the cruise." "Of courses." "I've never been on one." "I mean, on this ship." "My dear, I'm having a very good time, but, unfortunately, I must be going now." "I'm here on business." "Okay." "Will I see you again?" "Of courses." "Sorry, I'm running late." "Dialinda?" "No, it's not me!" "Dialinda!" "Dialinda!" "What's going on, Eduardo?" "Dialinda!" "Dialinda!" "Dialinda!" "Eduardo!" "Eduardo!" "Come on!" "Why don't they have normal keys?" "Ms. Luiza, open up!" "Dona Luiza!" "Eduardo!" "It's a small sea, isn't it?" "Can you tell me what's going on?" "What?" "Poor people can't have a vacation anymore?" "Tell me why you were running from me." "I was not running from..." "I was not running." "Spit it out, Dialinda!" "What..." "What are you doing here?" "Having a good time." "Luiza, you can't fool me." "What are you hiding from?" "Well, Dialinda..." "we've been caught." "We have to tell the truth." "I'll tell you." "Come in." "Damn it!" "I'm going to kill him!" "You mean, you are a lesbian couple?" "Chic lesbians." "Having fun on a cruise?" "Exactly." "Prove it." "Seriously?" "You want us to prove it to you?" "Yeah." "You are so silly!" "Totally... lt's okay." "No problem at all." "Come here, Di." "Let's prove it to him, then?" "Okay, babe?" "Satisfied?" "l have no problem with that." "Great." "I have no prejudice against it." "Please, don't think I... lt's just that it's such a coincidence that you are on the same cruise as myself and Beatriz..." "Yeah, it's a small world." "Tell me about it." "lsn't it?" "Tell me about it!" "Eduardo, my love, this is for you." "Don't speak." "Don't speak." "Eduardo, I know this might look like a stupid payback, but it's much more than that." "Ijust wanted to show you who this woman really is." "And who are you?" "Ijust wanted to open your eyes..." "What are you doing?" "l've seen it in the movies." "The other side, idiot." "Why did you do it?" "To prove you love me?" "Do you know what love is?" "It's giving up my happiness for 10 years... I never asked you to be unhappy!" "If you were, it was your decision!" "Actually, you have a talent for unhappiness!" "Don't blame me foryourfailures!" "I'm not unhappy!" "Do you think I didn't know about her past?" "You think it's normal?" "Who are you to judge?" "You translate porn!" "lt's completely different." "Why?" "Because nobody sees you behind your literary nastiness?" "l know I'm talented." "And Beatriz is too!" "Really?" "But she has already proved to everybody she is talented!" "That woman has blinded you." "She's opened my eyes." "You are blind." "You know what?" "You should look up to her." "You piece of shit!" "You piece of shit!" "I love Beatriz, and we are getting married." "Eduardo... lt was you?" "It was all you, Adriana?" "Why did she do that?" "Please, let's go." "Only spiteful people act like that." "Unloved people." "Eduardo..." "Eduardo!" "Hello, my dears?" "What about a lambaxé dance class?" "What?" "It's not my thing, but you are a great kisser." "In a few minutes, we'll disembark... at Civitavecchia, port of Rome." "Sis, open the door!" "Come, let's set Rome on fire!" "I'm not in the mood." "And since when do you need to be in the mood to visit a new place?" "Just because you're jealous?" "If she's not in the mood, too bad." "Let's go." "Come." "Dialinda, what are your plans?" "Dona Luiza, I'm sorry, but now is every woman for herself." "Charles!" "Who's that?" "He's the leading man of my life." "See you, Dona Luiza." "Good luck." "Wanna talk?" "I know what you're thinking." "That I'm that kind of miserable woman who can't stand other people's happiness." "Who, after being dumped, keeps wandering on the deck of the ship, like Kate Winslet, in Titanic." "You can say it." "That's what you're thinking, right?" "What a vivid imagination!" "No wonderyou are a writer." "And, as far as I know, in Titanic, the ship sinks, not the girl." "But I can understand how you feel." "Picture, picture, picture, picture, picture!" "I admit it, I like it!" "What?" "l do like it!" "I love rough guys!" "I love to be grabbed and ravaged." "One time he took me to a deserted waterfall." "First he said, " On your knees."" "I obeyed, loving it." ""On your knees!"" "I felt my body melt." "Then he grabbed me by the hair, like this, rough,..." "He said: " Crawl." Oh, my God!" "I said " okay" ." "When I began to crawl..." "Neptune, that was fast..." "Fuego?" "A light?" "Fuego?" "Yes, I have fire..." "a lot of fire..." "Oh, you mean a lighter..." "No, no, no..." "Stupid me." "I quit smoking." "Great. lt's not good foryou." "No, it's bad..." "Thank you." "Giorgio?" "Hi!" "No, no, no!" "It's crazy." "I spent my life translating other people's pleasure, but I had orgasms only with one man." "What's up with that?" "lt's really crazy." "What can I do if I'm a one-man woman?" "He is a lucky man." "You were so great that you made me forget everything." "I'm not feeling well." "Are you pregnant?" "Of course not!" "This must be some kind of curse..." "Eduardo!" "You are not gay?" "No, I'm not." "Why would you think that?" "Your body, your skin, your hair?" "You smell good, you have style..." "You have cute feet!" "Do you know what it means?" "That I'm not a pig?" "What about the vibrator?" "It was not a vibrator, it was a massager." "But you are a fashion designer." "And you are prejudiced!" "You translate porn movies." "You kissed that handsome guy!" "Thanks, people tell me I look like my father." "Oh, my God!" "You are not gay!" "Oh, my God, I'm going to die!" "This is so embarrassing!" "I thought I was opening up to my gay BFF!" "Actually, I have exposed myself completely to you!" "You have no right not to be gay!" "It's nasty of you not to be gay!" "Hey!" "Beatriz Weber?" "Hi." "Will you give us your autograph?" "Of course. lt's a pleasure." "How long have you been on the ship?" "Oh, my God!" "That's awful!" "What's wrong, Beatriz?" "You saw..." "Let's get out of here, please!" "Are you nuts?" "Are you messing with my wife?" "Stop it!" "Your mother can't protect you from me!" "Come on!" "So embarrassing!" "Damn it!" "Do you think we should call Dona Adriana?" "That'll take long to heal." "But I told her, in the book..." "What's up, girls?" "How do I look?" "l'd do you." "She's a great kisser." "Why are you holding your head?" "l have a bit of a headache." "What a coincidence!" "Are you Luiza?" "lt's a pleasure." "André." "Pleasure is all mine, André..." "He's gay." "See you later." "But it's about to start." "That proves it." "There is a God." "We are happy to announce" ""The Talent Night"!" "We have on board a soap opera star." "She will grace us with her beautiful voice." "The stage is yours." "I haven't really thought this through." "Suck a banana!" "Well..." "I'd like to sing a song about the spirit of friendship." "To help me out, I'd like to call on stage someone very special." "A friend." "Adriana!" "Where are you, darling?" "Dri, come up here!" "Put a light on the audience, please." "Adriana, where are you, dear?" "Oh, there she is!" "Come on up here!" "Dri, come on up!" "Come, dear!" "Please, a round of applause to encourage her." "Come on up, dear." "l don't speak Italian." "Let's sing together." "Maestro, music, please!" "I can't sing" "Thank you." "Now it's your turn, my friend." "I don't speak Italian I'm screwed I'm screwed" "I'm screwed" "Having to face this burnt bruschetta lt makes me mad it makes me mad" "She stole my husband away from me" "You should drop dead you should drop dead" "You are such a cow with three fake breasts l'll crack your head I'll crack your head" "Everybody now, come on!" "Fake, snake what a dreadful woman you are" "Come back here!" "What a pain in the neck you will never be a star" "Fornicate here, fornicate there she found a new schmuck" "A big unpeeled banana is what she likes to suck" "Kill them, sis!" "A round of applause, please." "Listen, all these women want to see el cantante?" "They all want to see Franco." "That was the most hilarious thing ever." "You were awesome." "Thanks." "The audience was smitten." "Don't push it." "You have a lot of charisma..." "a kind of magnetism..." "You are amazing." "I have to tell you something." "May another couple sit with you?" "No, man." "Come on!" "lt's okay." "Let him do it." "It's no problem. lt'll be fine." "Here, please." "I can't believe it." "That's all I needed." "Let's go to another restaurant." "Babe, no way." "Of course not." "I mean..." "why would I leave?" "Darling!" "Hold on, hold on." "Hi, hi." "Listen, it's a life or death situation." "I can't lose this job, Miss." "No, you won't lose your job." "I'll be quick." "I have three small children..." "If you could help me..." "Of course." "Here you are." "Thank you." "Adriana, I think you did very well tonight." "I'm glad." "You are a great improviser." "You could be an actress since you are a failure as a writer." "Please, Beatriz." "This wine has a wonderful bouquet." "Where did you two meet?" "We met at the harbor." "At the harbor." "So you're very recent friends." "For now." "What do you mean, for now?" "Oh, I'm sorry!" "When I am nervous, I get clumsy." "Plus the ship's movement." "I'm sorry." "Are you apologizing to this woman?" "What's your problem?" "Lack of confidence?" "You know, Eduardo came the very first time we slept together, which had never happened in the 10 years you were married." "You know how I know this?" "Because he told me." "Are you going to let her get away with this?" "As long as you don't jump, it's okay." "I'm sorry." "Help me, please!" "Signore Franco!" "The poor woman is not feeling well." "Thank you so much!" "I don't know what it means, but I love the sound of it." "Sure, sure!" "He has a thing for asphyxiation... I love it!" "Come..." "What?" "l'm going to call a doctor." "Faggot!" "What Beatriz said last night..." "You didn't believe it, did you?" "It doesn't make any difference." "I forgive you." "All this drama you've created here... I know you did it because you love me." "Do you think I owe you an apology?" "For pouring all my happiness on you, for believing you were the man you never were?" "Do you think I owe you an apology for loving you more than I loved myself?" "Should I also apologize for blaming you for my failures?" "You are the one who has to forgive me." "You made me believe that our unhappy life together was my only option." "Adriana, you talk as if we have never..." "l know I owe a lot to you." "Yes." "Yes, you do." "But I don't owe you a thing, not even forgiveness." "Thanks for 10 years of mistakes." "Now I'm ready... to be happy forthe next 50 years." "Put some clothes on!" "That is not happening!" "What's not happening is you getting in my cabin, taking your clothes off and getting in my bathtub!" "" You only know your destiny when you get there." "But..." "There where?" "I don't get it." "" You only know your destiny when you get there."" "Found you." "Were you looking for me?" "Wait, I'm coming over." "No, no." "I'm coming over." "There you were, apologizing to Adriana." "She was the one who should be apologizing to me." "But you wanted to make nice with the ex!" "Give me a break, Beatriz!" "I won't hear about it anymore!" "I was apologizing for something you did!" "What are you doing?" "lt's none of your business." "Eduardo!" "What..." "Don't slam the door on my face!" "Open the door!" "You are crazy... I have always been." "But I think I'm finally happy." "Music!" "l love " foro" ." "" Foro" ?" "What do you mean?" "Foro..." "Oh, forró!" "I'm so relaxed..." "Eduardo, open the door." "Open it, Eduardo!" "You weakling!" "Idiot!" "Clown!" "Don't call me a clown!" "Don't do anything you'll regret later... lf you could die of regret..." "What?" "What did you say?" "Forget it." "Adriana... I need to tell you something." "No, later..." "Later..." "Tell me something:" "am I that unattractive to you?" "It's not that." "Oh, I see, you don't like women." "Yes, I do." "But I'm married, I have a... wife." "You aren't married, are you?" "No, not at all." "Why?" "Tell me." "What planet are you from?" "Italy." "Exactly. Italians are the sleaziest men in the world." "And the most romantic." "I love my wife." "Please." "Okay..." "The thing is I don't believe in love." "At least, I didn't until now." "If you walk out that door, I'll neverforgive you!" "Eduardo..." "Eduardo, stay..." "Eduardo!" ""Amore mio..."" "" André and Anita invite you to their wedding..."" "Their wedding?" "You are getting married!" "What are you doing here, man?" "The head of the kitchen is looking foryou!" "The ship is anchoring and breakfast is running late!" "Loweryour voice..." "Wow!" "Don't get fresh with me!" "What was he talking about?" "You work in the kitchen?" "is this your " food business" ?" "I can explain..." "Then you'd better explain in English!" "I can't believe I fell forthat!" "l'm your last hurrah, right?" "No, you're much more than that!" "Adriana, you are not only that." "I took this trip to think things through." "I thought you were different." "Adriana..." "No, no!" "Don't touch me!" "Adriana!" "Dona Adriana..." "Adriana..." "Adriana..." "Eduardo!" "Adriana!" "Adriana?" "Get lost, damn it!" "I can't believe it." "Adriana..." "Adriana..." "Open the door." "Adriana, open the door!" "Please..." "Adriana, open up, please!" "I was trying to tell you!" "Open the door!" "Amore!" "Amore!" "Don't get lost, Dialinda." "No, I made a note on the map." "You did?" "l'm so dispirited..." "Come on, Adriana..." "Really?" "Are you staying in this room the whole day?" "Please..." "Wait. I'll have to work here in Venice." "What..." "Oh, no!" "No battery!" "Adriana, may I..." "lt's in my bag." "Dialinda, get it for me, please." "Come with me." "Sis, listen to me." "I love you." "Be well." "Okay." "Call your cell if you need me." "Okay." "Here." "Luiza, welcome!" "There is a God..." "Come again?" "Yes, I'll come..." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Come back here!" "Come on!" "No, no..." "You've got to dance with us!" "Come on, dance a little." "I want to show you something." "It's about the photos you sent me." "I said sexy, not beautiful women." "Look here." "A salmon can be beautiful, but not sexy." "To the female salmon, who knows?" "I'm looking a bold woman's kind of sexuality." "Yes, bold." "Someone who knows how to pleasure a man." "Giorgio... today is your lucky day." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Wait." "What about this woman?" "Wow!" "She's perfect!" "Absolutely perfect!" "I have finally found your sexy woman!" "Si." "Si!" "That's my story." "And life brought me here." "Now tell me, Dona Sonia, what should I do?" "These experiences will make you grow." "Life surprises us in unexpected ways." "This is such a beautiful place!" "Ten years ago, I lost my son and my husband in a boat accident." "Since then, that's what I do... I go from sea to sea, from place to place, stupidly hoping to find them." "That's why I'm always playing and dancing." "I celebrate every minute, because that's what they used to do." "Not me." "I was always complaining about life." "Suddenly, life gave me a punch in the face." "Enough with this sadness!" "Enough!" "It's in the past." "Let's change the subject." "Right." "But that taught me a lesson:" "life is the greatest miracle!" "Whatever way it presents itself." "You know, Dona Sonia, I like that." "You do?" "l like that." "Then learn one thing:" "life can't be defined." "That's true." "After all, what would be of the poet without sadness to elevate the soul?" "Dialinda." "Excuse me." "I want to be alone." "Dialinda..." "l want to be alone." "Please, forgive me." "Forgive you..." "Dialinda, come back here." "Stop saying my name!" "I'm going to kick your ass back to Boa Viagem!" "You lying bastard!" "Dialinda, stop this charade!" "You can't scam a scammer." "Your little act has more holes than Swiss Cheese." "Show me some respect, okay?" "Why fake an English accent and waste my time, you fake lord!" "Waste yourtime?" "Dialinda, when I saw you forthe first time, I fell head over heels foryou." "It didn't matter if you were rich or poor, a celebrity, whatever." "Ijust wanted to be close to you." "Oh, Charles..." "Lesnilson." "Charles Desnilson?" "Charlesnilson." "Charlesnilson?" "Charlesnilson." "That's a tough one." "I don't know what to say, Charles...nilson." "Don't say anything." "Kiss me." "Kiss you?" "No way." "Hey, come here..." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I grew up dreaming of writing a book, but, before that, I had to grow up, mature, and even learn how to be happy." "This is the first anti-self-help book there is." "I don't defend the right to be unhappy." "Being unhappy is very easy actually, right?" "I defend the readers' right to find a way to solve their problems without formulas." "Because you can't define life, right?" "Happiness is not an obligation." "It's only an option." "That's it." "I hope you like it." "She is my sister." "She is my sister." "Are you familiar with her work?" "No, not at all." "My sister is such a hottie..." "Eduardo?" "Hi!" "I'm so happy foryou." "Really." "Thank you, really." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Thanks for coming." "And Beatriz, how's she?" "She's great, filming in Europe." "With Giorgio." "Great." "Thank you, Eduardo." "Bye." "Congratulations." "Will you sign it for me?" "Hello!" "Excuse me, just one minute." "Okay." "Luiza..." "Adriana, listen to me..." "Are you going to let him go, just like that?" "I don't have anything to do with Eduardo anymore." "I'm not talking about Eduardo." "I'm talking about André." "He just left." "He has just left." "What?" "What?" "What?" "No..." "No, no, no!" "André!" "I can't believe it!" "I can't believe it!" "Come." "Oh, no!" "My God!" "He saw you hugging Eduardo and left." "He got it all wrong!" "It was nothing like that!" "I'm desperate to talk to that man!" "Oh, my God!" "I had so much to tell him!" "Oh, Luiza..." "What did you want to tell him?" "I wanted to tell him that I think about him every day, that I feel fulfilled in my work." "That I'm happy again and ready to fall in love a thousand times if necessary." "I wanted to tell him how important he was and still is to me." "You won't need to tell him that anymore." "Why are you saying that?" "Hi." "It wasn't you in the cab?" "No, it was not me." "What about yourfiancée?" "She's in Italy." "At least, I think she is." "Models travel so much." "Especially when they are single." "So you really think there's no recipe for happiness?" "Yes. I've realized happiness is not about a recipe." "it's about the good old trial and error method." "Wanna try it with me?" "I still can't say that I have found happiness?" "You can't ?" "But nobody'll evertake the joy of looking for it from me." "You fell hard forthe guy." "I'm crazy in love." "That Italian ruined my life." "Wrong." "Look what I have here." "Oh, come on!" "No way!" "Give me some credit!" "I want to read something foryou." "" Absence makes the heart go fonder."" "Great." "No, wait!" "What does it even mean?" "That you should wait for him forthe rest of your days." "Because you will never meets men like him." "I'm sorry." "l'm sorry." "lt's okay." "Okay, I'll never meet another man like him." "But betterthan him, who knows?" "ls that the book you told me about?" "Yeah. lt's crap." "Throw it away." "Version" " drei MARC Translator:" "Sylbeth Soriano"