" Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration, the best of the best, my legendary children." "Category is "All-stars."" "(speaking foreign language)" " My name is Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but you can call me Katya." "(snorts) You may remember me as the lovable Russian hooker from Season 7 with the crippling anxiety problem." "But I'm back with a refillable prescription for Xanax." " Yowza, Babe-raham Lincoln." "Pass me the fucking baby oil, bitch." " You did a beautiful obscenity." " When do I get to blow them?" "I can't say that?" "(speaking foreign language)" "(laughs and snorts)" "During my season," "I feel like I held back out of fear." "Whenever anything went wrong," "I wanted to jump off the hotel balcony." "But this time around, I want to just spread my legs even wider." "(speaking foreign language)" " Well, this is hauntingly familiar." "Here we go again." "Rehab is back in session." "My name is Detox and I am from Season 5, where I came in fourth." " Oh, gorgeous." " Gorgeous." " Caw caw!" " She is a hot mess." " Whoa!" " Oh!" " I didn't get my fucking tag lunch, and I want it, goddamn it." " Hey, bitch." "Hi." " I'm really excited to get to know Katya because I think she's bat fucking crazy." "My ass looks good." " Your ass always looks good." " Did you get more pumped into it?" " No, I've just gotten fat." "(laughs)" "I'm here to put my face in that hall of fame." "Give me the fucking crown." "(laughs)" " All right." " Oh, my God." " My name is Alyssa Edwards and I need, I need, I need, I need," "I need to get up in this all-star gig." "Baby, I'm Alyssa Edwards representing Season 5, and I was a lovely fifth alternate." "Thank the lords above." "I'm back, back, back, back, back again." "(clicks tongue)" "Alyssa Edwards, real miss." "'Cause I'm what?" "Sick bitch." "(clicks tongue)" " Back rolls?" " Ooh, she has got my Russia get-up on." " I love that you're wearing a cape again." " You know, I didn't know if I wanted to be Goldilocks or Little Red" " Red Riding Ho." "Alyssa Edwards, she looks like just she did when she walked in Season 5, just with a little better hair and slightly less rolls." "(laughs)" " Girl, look at us." " Get up in the mirror, girl." " This is a really good picture." "Okay, okay." " You cannot have a conversation with Alyssa if you're in proximity to a mirror." "And even if, like, Ed McMahon had risen from the dead, presenting her with a $300,000 check, she'd be..." "(slurping)" "One second, one second." " It's nice to see that they regrouted the brick." "And, no, I was not talking about you that time." " Oh, she already started, girl." "The shade is knee deep already, girl, day one." " (laughs)" " Ooh." " Riddle me this, riddle me that, watch out, girls, this bitch is back." "I'm Phi Phi O'Hara and I'm playing a villain." "Get it?" "I mean, I'll start where I left off." " You look good." " Thank you, I showered." " Bitch." " Hey." "Last time, I had a lot of built up anger and stuff in me and I didn't know how handle situations." "Tired ass show girl." " At least I am a showgirl, bitch." "Go back to Party City where you belong." " After my season, a lot of people had this perception of me, so it was hard to get bookings." "People genuinely thought I would come and, like, blow their club up." "So it took a lot of work to show people that I'm professional." "I'm just really worried about kicking your ass off the show." "(all laugh)" "No, no, I've changed my ways." "No sabotaging this time." "My drag has changed." "My makeup has changed." "I stopped tanning." "I want the world to see that I have changed." "(clears throat)" " Whoo!" " Come on, all-stars, let's get...this over with." "(all laugh)" "Ribbit, ribbit, the glamour toad is in the building." " Where in England are you from, Adele?" " My house." "I flood my basement, bitch." "Aah!" "Ginger Minj is back with a vengeance, baby." "It's a whole new me." " Aah!" " Aah!" " You better pose, bathing suit competition." " Oh, my God, it's good to see you, diarrhea." "Season 7 got a lot of hate for being a lackluster bunch of girls, so I am here to say, now, Miss Thang, we are just as talented and worthy as the rest of these girls." "You look so much better with half of your face covered." "Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be nice this time." "Everyone looks so beautiful." "I'm wearing a corset, though." "Apparently, all it takes to win is a corset, so I bought one." " Oh." " Ooh, ooh, ooh." " We'll edit that out." " Ooh." " Will they, though?" "Will they?" " No, they will not." " Thick and juicy's back, bitches." " Oh!" " Oh!" " My name is Roxxxy Andrews, and I still rep for the girls who are thick and juicy 'cause even though I lost weight," "I'm always thick and juicy." "I don't care if I'm 300 pounds or 200 pounds, thick and juicy is Roxxxy Andrews." "I'm so excited to be here today." " All that ass." "Bam!" " So what has been your favorite moment throughout this competition?" " Seeing you in the bottom two." "On Season 5," "I let the competition get the best of me, and I was playing messy." "So I have a lot to prove." "I can compete and win because I deserve it and not because I'm knocking people out by playing mind games." " Oh, yes, bitch!" " Oh, my God, my baby Roxxxy's here." " Not the Rotox." " When I saw Detox," "I was like, bitch, we get to do this again." "That's my girl." " There's a lot of you Season 5s here." " That's funny, because I think 4 put it on the map." " Oh. (laughs)" " Okay." "(all laugh)" " Oh, no, ma'am." " Orange you girls happy to see me?" " The face crack of the century." " Bitch, that was so three years ago." " Yeah!" "(all laugh)" " Girl, we had buried the hatch." "We put it in the ground 12 feet under." "She ain't coming back out, okay?" " Come on, Season 5." " Yes!" " I am Coco Montrese." "I was the lip-synch diva of Season 5." " Girl, you look like the black PeeWee Herman." "(laughter)" " Girl, look how orange you fucking look." " I'm not joking, bitch." "(all laugh)" " Girl, you got some Dorito fantasy?" " Yes, girl." " Let me see." " Look how orange I look." " I'm not joking, bitch." " Girl, you're covering your face in that hat." "Show them that pretty skin." "It ain't that orange." " Girl, that's custom couture made." " In a garage." " Some girls don't change their makeup." "It's the same black eye shadow and the same lipstick." "I am not gonna say no names, Roxxxy Andrews." " Greetings." "My message for the human race is really quite simple." "Hi-ee." "Hi-ee." " Whoo!" " Hi." " I think I was chosen as an all-star because nobody can do Alaska except Alaska." "But I encourage you to try." "It's fun." " Aah!" " I just wrote anus." "Little poundcake enjoys being a straight up mother-fucking pig." "(all laugh)" "I will stand out from the rest of these queens because I am more "all" and I'm more "star" like." "Star-ish." "Star-esque." " Mwah, mwah." " I just came from Party City." "I'm the groupon girl." " Don't we look pretty?" " Yeah." " Five from 5." " Oh, girl." " Yeah, five from 5." " Season 5 all over." "Last time I was here," "I was concerned about my relationship and how people were perceiving me." "And now, it's just me, and I'm focused and galvanized and ready to take the crown." " Aah!" " Thank you." " Morgan McMichaels walks into the" "Wait, that's not Morgan?" " My name's Tatianna." "I placed fourth on Season 2 of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "The suspense is boring me to pieces." "Tyra is a complete bitch." "What's up, hookers?" " Hey, bitch." " Kylie Jenner." " She is beat." " I think the other queens are thinking, all this is really right." " Girl, how excited are you to be back up in this gig?" " I'm so ready." " You're the only 2 here." "Tatianna might be the weakest link only because she's kind of like the old school." "She's from the old batch of, you know, "Drag Race"" "and "Drag" has changed so much since her season." " Come on, Season 2." "Let's get sexy!" " Come on through, Season 2." "(all laugh)" " If they'd watched Season 2, they should know not to underestimate me, 'cause it doesn't really work out in the end." "Thank you." " Meow." " Yay!" " Oh shit!" " My name is Adore Delano, and I'm a messy slut." "(laughs)" "I'm known for being really messy." " Give me one that Logo will actually sign off on." " Oh, okay." "Because big dicks are French?" "(laughs) It was very subtle." "I'm a fuckin Libra." "(speaking foreign language)" " Are you cinched?" " Um, I have a hog body right now." "(rapping)" "I'm fucking hood." "I'm from Azusa." "I'll stab a bitch." "(laughs)" " All right." " Bitch, hi!" " Adore Delano giving you smell my punani poetic justice realness." " Adore Cilantro." " Mwah, mwah, gals." "Yeah." "I want to look like a Monster High doll." "My drag sell today is a bit controversial." "I'm inspired by the grunge movement, the riot girl movement of the nineties, but a lot of people don't get that." "They'd like to say that I'm lazy about my drag, but I love being a nonconformist." "I mean, I can't crowd surf in a corset." " Who's ready to make teams?" " No." " Please, no teams." "I fuck belong by myself." "(all laugh)" "(alarm)" " Oh!" " Ooh, girl." " She's already done had hers." " I've heard that shit in my dreams." " My queens, the best of the best." "Welcome to "All Stars."" "At this point in the competition," "I have to ask the question." "Who deserves to go home tonight and why?" "What, too soon?" "(laughs)" " Oh, my fucking God." " Bye." " Hello, hello, hello." " Shit?" "(cheers and applause)" " Crazy." "My darlings." "I can't believe you're back." "No, really, I can't believe you're back." "I thought the restraining order was still in effect." "Hey, famous thang." "You know, there are so many fierce queens" "I could have invited back." "But you 10 were chosen because I believe that each of you still has something to prove to me, to your fans, and most importantly to yourself." "So from this moment on, everything you do is about building your legacy." " Okay." " Yeah!" " But wait." "There's more." "Because you are all-stars," "I will not be eliminating any queens this season." " What?" " What?" " Bitch, what?" " What's happening?" "We're all freaking out." " What was the question?" " The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"" "receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" hall of fame, and a cash prize of $100,000, with extra special guest judge Raven-Symone." " ¶ RuPaul's drag race ¶" " ¶ May the best woman, best woman win ¶" "(RuPaul laughs)" " I will not be eliminating any queens this season." " What?" " What?" " Because you are all-stars," "I will only be rewarding success." "Each week, instead of the bottom two lip-synching for their lives, the top two will lip synch for their legacy, and the winner will receive... $10,000." " Ooh!" " Holy shit!" " Bitch!" " Shut up!" " Bitch better have my money." " This totally changes everything." "Nobody's gonna go home the whole season, and we get $10,000 in addition to the grand prize of $100,000." "Oh, fuck." "I could walk away from this competition with at least $350,000." "I didn't go to fucking school for math." " Now let's take a moment to get reacquainted "Drag Race" style." "Oh, pit crew." " Ooh." " Ooh." " Darlings, in the great tradition of "Paris Is Burning," reading is what?" " Fundamental." " Fundamental." " Exactly." " Day one of "All Stars," read the hell out of each other." "Get up out of here." " Phi Phi O'Hara, you're up, darling." " This is so hard when they're your friends, which is why this should be easy." "(all laugh)" "You know what Adore and the value menu have in common?" "They're both cheap and full of fat." "(all laugh)" "Adore, I'm sorry." "Can you move out the way?" "Sweetie, if you don't have a wristband, you can't be in here for the meet and greet." "(all laugh)" " Alyssa, you are like the Abby Lee Miller of drag." "Except when Abby Lee Miller dresses her body, she can cover her back rolls." "(all laugh)" " Hold my clutch, bitch, and let me take this cape off." " And Venus Delight." " Bye." "See you." "Goodbye." " Janet Hagson." "Oh, I'm sorry, Coco Montrese." "How exciting for you that Janet has a new album out." "You can both come out of retirement." " Oh!" " What?" " Tatianna, thank you for letting the PAs know who to pack up first." " Coco Montrese, I always wanted to know what the female gremlin would look like in 25 years." "(all laugh)" " Fuck!" " That was a good one, bitch." " Ginger Minj, in my eyes, the true winner of Season 7 of TLC's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."" "(all laugh)" "Roxxxy Andrews, I think about you all the time, especially in the morning at the bus stop." " Ooh!" " Oh!" " Too soon?" "Too soon?" " Alyssa Edwards, my darling dear," "I can't stand it when you're near." "Come on, Mother Goose." " Alaska, I'm sure Katya can see you from her backyard." " Coco, thank you for proving in Season 5 that orange is the new black." "(all laugh)" "Adore Delano, do you know what makes you the number one fan favorite of all time?" " No." " Neither do I." " Allow me to introduce to you, "Monsters, Inc."" "(all laugh)" " Alaska gutted." "Roxxxy Andrews, rotted." "Phi Phi O'Hara, gila monster." "And that brings us to Coco Montrese, bitch!" "(all laugh)" " Alaska, I finally got to listen to "Anus,"" "and I get it 'cause it sounds like what my anus does after eating Mexican." "Mmm, choices." "(all laugh)" "Alyssa Edwards, you are so talented, and you haven't let it go to your head." "Nothing's changed you or your overbite." "(all laugh)" " Coco Montrese, doesn't it suck that it took you longer than my existence to figure out what shade of makeup to use?" " Peg Bundy ate Kelly and Bud." "(all laugh)" "Party!" "Roxxxy Andrews, it's good to see a filler bitch this season, and I'm not talking about that ass." " Alaska, like her outfit, trash." "(all laugh)" "Coco, way too old." "And Adore Delano, um, really?" "(all laugh)" " Y'all bitches are hateful." " Detox." "No, really, I mean that." "This is actually your intervention." "You should really stop this." "Adore Delano, these other girls are gonna say you have terrible makeup skills, you have no fashion sense, and you're dumb as a rock." "But they're wrong." "You don't have terrible makeup skills." "(all laugh)" "Roxxxy Andrews, obviously a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for Jinkx Monsoon does a body good." "(all laugh)" "Come on, All Stars, let's get all started." "Oh, brrrrrr." "Chh!" "(all laugh)" " All right, ladies." "The library is closed officially." "The winner is..." "Alaska." "You've won a $2,000 shopping spree for glamorous glasses at the legendary house of LA Eyeworks." " All right." " I won the reading challenge." "I'm not trying to win Miss Congeniality." "I'm trying to win "All Stars."" " Yes." " Now, ever since you sashayed away," "I've had my eye on each and every one of your astonishing careers." "You've all come a long way, baby." "And to prove it, for your first maxi challenge," "I'm throwing an "All Star" talent show extravaganza." "Tomorrow, in front of a live audience, you'll each get a chance to show us how your charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent has grown." "#dragracetalentshow." "(clicks tongue)" "(applause)" "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best All Star win." " It's like I never left." " Oh, home sweet home." " Roxxxy, don't unpack." "It's a talent show, okay?" " Whoo." " (laughs)" " Our first challenge is a talent show." "This is showing Ru who is an all-star, so you've got to make a statement coming right out the shoot." " Twinning." "Twinning!" " Oh!" "(laughs)" " Oh, girl, they left you out." " I don't do that no more." " I would've bought three, but, you know," "Rolaskatox didn't work for us last time." "Rolaskatox is Roxxxy, Alaska and Detox." "Rolaskatox." "She's moved on from us." "The Rotox show." " The original parts of Rolaskatox are here, however, that does not mean the band is getting back together." " What are you doing for your talent show?" "Are you dancing?" " I'm gonna do, like, a little gymnastics routine." " Work!" " What are you doing?" " I'm a singer/songwriter, so I'm gonna sing a song that I wrote." " What song are you singing?" " Well, I'm actually singing a cappella." " A cappella." "Girl, I've been singing my whole life, and I don't sing a cappella." "If you go off your tempo, your timing, your anything, you are fuck." " I know it's pretty ballsy, but, like, I hope that it shows that I'm a real singer tomorrow without any music." " You do what you do and your fucking tells us if you work hard." " Nothing like a sensible tank top with rhinestones." "Very subtle, you know." " I brought fan underwear." " Fan underwear?" "Like, underwear a fan gave you?" " Yeah, on the stage." " People give you their underwear on stage?" " Yes." " Those have always brought me luck." " You're like Tom Jones, basically." " I'm like David Cassidy." "Look." " (laughs)" " America's sweetheart." "My biggest competition in this talent show" "I think is going to be Adore." "She's got a great voice." " ¶ When you love me ¶" " This is something that she's gonna do very, very well, and it scares me a little bit because right now, you want to be on that top." "You want that $10,000 and you want to show the judges that you're an all-star." "You deserve to win this." "So let's get this done." " [Voiceover] Coming up..." " RuPaul's not eliminating anyone this season." "Do you feel like people are going home?" "What's coming?" "I'm scared." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Hey, hey, hey." " We are here." "H-E-R-E, here." " Time to get ready for the "All Star" talent show extravaganza." "I haven't done a talent show since, like, third grade." "I sang Selena." "(laughs)" " I'm just really nervous." "I feel like it's too good to be true, and I feel like people are going home." "RuPaul said that he's not eliminating anyone this season, but I think we're all just sort of feeling an impending doom." "What's the twist?" "What's coming?" "I'm scared." "So why did you two decide to come back for "All Stars?"" " I feel like I want to show everyone where I'm at now." " It's been a while." " It's been a minute." "I have figured a lot of things out." " Like what?" " Like to not shop at Wet Seal when you're gonna come to "RuPaul's Drag Race."" " (laughs) But it was different." "Like, it was sort of more like ready-to-wear and over time, the show has evolved." " Yeah." " You know." " I came back 'cause I think" "I mean, I have a whole lot to prove." "I have a whole public audience that thinks I'm a certain way, and I don't want them to think I'm that way." " Oh, you mean everyone thinking you're a bitch?" " Oh, ooh." " I do have a bitchy side and that's an honest side." "I just want them to know there's more to me than just some angry little orange monster." " Ha!" " I was super embarrassed about how I was behaving and acting on Season 4." "I do have a lot to prove, especially to the audience." "And at the same time, my drag style has completely changed." "Now I do a lot of cosplay, and it's really cool and fun." "I'm not just this tired ass showgirl." "There is a star in Phi Phi, and she's ready to shine." "This is like a family reunion to me." "This is fun." "Like, how are we gonna fight and stuff?" " I'm sure you'll find a way." " (laughs)" " You know, Roxxxy's over there." "(all laugh)" " Don't be shady." "Be a lady." " I was a bitch on Season 5." "This isn't a joke to me." " I don't think it's" " This competition is extremely serious." "You're Jinkx Monsoon playing a character." "A lot of girls want to blame editing, and I'm not that girl." "I said the things I did." "I played those mind games." "Anything on this TV show that is said, you said it." "I let the competition get to me." "I was playing dirty and at the time," "Jinkx, I'm so close to the crown that how am I gonna get her?" "I'm obviously not as funny as she is." "I'm obviously not as smart as she is and I have to do something." "And my stupid self said..." "I've learned from my mistakes and I changed my attitude and there's no way that that can happen again." "I don't want to be that girl." "I mean, I won't be." "I refuse." "This is our second chance." "Redemption, honey." " ¶ Can I get an amen?" "¶" " ¶ Can I get an amen?" "¶" " Some of the girls might be more focused on rehabilitating their reputation rather than just winning the competition." "But I'm here to show the world that I've turned into a total fucking monster." "(laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " ¶ Cover girls, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Cover girls, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ¶" "¶ Cover Girl ¶" "(applause)" " Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."" "Michelle Visage, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" " Well, in the words of a famous older woman, we are all stars." " (laughs) And style superstar Carson Kressley, are you ready to be gagged?" " I don't gag easily, but yes." " (laughs)" "The newest addition to our "Drag Race" family, the incredible Todrick Hall." " Thank you so much for having me, Ru." "You look amazing." " And the super talented, Ms. Raven-Symone." "No, Symone is how you say her name, okay?" "Yes, hello." " It's true." "It's Symone." " I'm so happy you're here." " I'm so happy I'm here." "I missed your face." " Thank you." " (chuckles)" " This week, I challenged my girls to showcase their charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent in an "All Star" extravaganza." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "Coming up, Roxxxy Andrews," "Detox, Katya, and Alyssa Edwards." " We are one step closer to finding Alyssa's secret." " (inhales)" "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome to the "All Star" talent show extravaganza." "First up, Adore." "Talent, singing." "(cheers and applause)" " ¶ Baby, you're a work of art ¶" "¶ A shooting star ¶" "¶ Lighting up the darkness ¶" "¶ So lucky that we found this, yeah ¶" "¶ You know you've got me losing sleep ¶" "¶ I can't believe the beauty of this moment ¶" "¶ It's all I've ever wanted ¶" "¶ But I can't love you ¶" "¶ I can't love you today ¶" "¶ I can't love you tomorrow ¶" "¶ I can't love you anyway ¶" "¶ I can't love you anyhow ¶" "¶ I can't love you, love you ¶" "How are you guys feeling tonight, cool?" "(cheers and applause)" "¶ I can't love you today ¶" "¶ I can't love you tomorrow ¶" "¶ I can't love you anyway ¶" "¶ I can't love you, love you ¶" "Thank you." "(cheers and applause)" " Party!" " Up next, Alyssa Edwards." "Talent, variety." " Alyssa Edwards, welcome back." " That's right, Mama Ru, I'm back, just minus the back rolls." " Now, I have a feeling that we are one step closer to finding Alyssa's secret." "Let the music play." " [Voiceover] Long, long ago, there was a little gay boy from Texas." " Mesquite, Texas, darling." "Baby, hand me that script and let me tell the real story." "I packed a bag, hopped on a plane and moved all the way here." "Alyssa Edwards, a star is born." " [Voiceover] Girls and boys, live tonight, our kind of gal, Alyssa Edwards." " Alyssa's performance is quintessential Alyssa." "She has a puppet of RuPaul." "She has a tear-away." "It's everything." " ¶ Oh, she's our kind of girl ¶" " That's me." "All right." " ¶ I'm back, back, back, back, back again ¶" "¶ Giving you a dose of what's happening ¶" "¶ All these crowns I'm snatching them ¶" "¶ Got more discards than the Vatican ¶" "¶ My name's Ms. Edwards, I'm a champion ¶" " Coco Montrese." "Talent, dancing." " I decided to step out of my box just to show a different side of myself." "I hope it pays off for me this time." " We all make choices, but that was a choice." "(applause)" " Detox." "Talent is singing." " ¶ Supersonic, it's supersonic ¶" "¶ We're on it, yeah, don't you want it?" "¶" " Detox is spraying glow paint everywhere." "Girl, don't get it on the dress." "(cheers and applause)" " ¶ Majestic, the future is electric ¶" "¶ Erratic, accelerate the static ¶" "¶ Supersonic, it's supersonic ¶" "¶ We're on it, yeah, don't you want it?" "¶" "¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ¶" " Ginger Minj." "Talent, singing." " ¶ When I was a child ¶" "¶ I asked the starry sky ¶" "¶ What will I be?" "¶" "¶ A butterfly, a better me?" "¶" "¶ 'Cause it's hard to be a different kind of boy ¶" "¶ Making lots of noise inside a crazy world ¶" "¶ When you take all those feelings inside ¶" "¶ And you want to run and hide ¶" "¶ So fly, wings lit by a flame ¶" "¶ Don't worry how high ¶" "¶ Dream your own way ¶" "¶ Dream your own way ¶" "(cheers and applause)" " Coming up..." "Yesterday, I promised" "I wouldn't be eliminating any of you because this season..." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome back to the "All Star" talent show extravaganza." "Up next, Katya." "Talent, gymnastics." " This bitch is over here on her hands pussy-popping." "All right, Ms. Katya, you get the gold from me." " Phi Phi O'Hara." "Talent, a cappella." " ¶ I'm going out tonight ¶" "¶ I'm gonna lose my mind ¶" "(cheers and applause)" "Shall we speed it up a little bit?" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" " ¶ I'm going out tonight ¶" "¶ I'm gonna go lose my mind ¶" "¶ Oh, DJ, can you find just another beat ¶" "¶ To give me life ¶" " (inhales) - ¶ With the melody of music ¶" "¶ Moving through our veins, ah ¶" "¶ We're gonna make love to the clap tonight ¶" " Girl, find the note." "Find the note." " ¶ Tonight we're gonna lose control ¶" "¶ Tonight we're gonna lose control, ah ¶" "¶ Tonight we're gonna lose control, ah ¶" "(cheers and applause)" " Roxxxy Andrews." "Talent is burlesque." "(all laugh)" " Okay, bitch." "I'm buying it." " Yes!" "Yes!" "(cheers and applause)" " Yes!" "(cheers and applause)" " Alaska." "Talent, singing." " There are times when it seems that the world doesn't appreciate me being me." "I haven't always been pretty." "I haven't always been nice." "¶ But I've always been... ¶" "(cheers and applause)" "¶ Gay ¶" "¶ I'm pretty and witty and dapper and clean ¶" "¶ I'm campy and classy and cunty and mean ¶" "¶ I'm the queeny-est queen of the queeny-est queens ¶" "¶ I'm as girly as a girl can be ¶" "¶ Whoo ¶" "(cheers and applause)" " Tatianna." "Talent is spoken word." " This piece is entitled "The Same Parts."" " This piece." "(laughs)" " People at the party, and I'm wanting to dance." "Other ugly-ass bitches ain't standing no chance." "Dudes looking at me like they want to get in my pants." "Come on, bitch, see me with the pants." "See me with the pants." "His back on the wall." "My ass on his hump!" "Grinding for a second." "His stuff's getting thick." " (gasps) Ooh, girl." " He doesn't know it, but I'm getting firm, too." "His boys really need to know before calling me boo." "Because what you see isn't always the truth." "Say it with me." "What you see isn't always the truth." "Thank you." "Because, baby boy," "I've got all the same parts that you do." "The same parts." "(lower voice) The same parts." "(laughter)" "(whispering) The same parts." "(cheers and applause)" "Thank you." " The nineties beatnik doing a spoken word piece about her genitals." "Tatianna's number is my absolute favorite." "(cheers and applause)" " Welcome, ladies." "Now, week after week, season after season," "I've had the thankless task of sending home some of my most beautiful and talented girls." "Now, for "All Stars,"" "I've decided to turn over a new leaf." "Yesterday, I promised" "I wouldn't be eliminating any of you, and that's true." "Because this season, you'll be eliminating..." "Each other." " Okay." "Welcome to "All Stars."" "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " This season, you'll be eliminating..." "Each other." "That's right." "In addition to receiving $10,000, the winner of the lip synch will be given the power to eliminate one of the bottom queens." "Now who's your sister in drag?" " Now it's up to us to vote each other off the island?" "Bitch, what show did I sign up for?" " I'm in a complete state of shock." "I forgot what I was gonna say." " Now, based on your performance in the talent extravaganza," "I've made some decisions." "Alyssa Edwards," "Detox," "Katya, you are all safe." " (exhales)" " Please step to the back of the stage." "The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week." "Now it's time for the judges' critiques." "First up, Adore." " First and foremost, this is "All Stars 2."" "This is the best of the best." "I mean, we are looking at such a powerhouse of talent." "I'm going to break down all the T." "If you get hurt, get over it and up your game." "Moving on." "I will say, on a positive note," "I didn't hate your hair." " Oh, thanks." " Which, when you came out," "I thought I was gonna hate it." "It didn't suck." " It's human." " It really doesn't matter whether it's human or not." " I did it myself." " That shows you've done something." " Oh." " Because the outfit, girl." " Okay." " This is a 14th Street dress, like, that doesn't fit you." "I don't care if you're gonna give me your hog body line or whatever it is." " Oh, my God." " It's just, I expected more for you." "We see your stuff out there." "You're doing your thing." "You've got your album." " Mm-hmm." " You're rocking the world." " Why the gloves?" " I thought it looked cool to just kind of, like, have the focus point be on the legs." "I thought it was pretty neat." " I think your rock star-ness needs to be more leather." " I've got a lot of it, girl." " I know, and it needed to happen, 'cause it didn't." " Yeah, but, I mean-- yeah." " But do you care?" "'Cause, like, everything's like blasé." " Girl, I completely care." "I mean, I've expected, like, you to kind of go ham, but you went ham, so I mean, that's a human reaction to kind of feel shit." " But when I think of you, I don't think of somebody who's gonna come out wearing some type of glamorous crazy cinched outfit, and I think that's part of your brand, and I thought you sounded amazing." " Thank you so much." " All right." "Let's move on down to Coco Montrese." " I thought it was a very brave move to do something very old Hollywood, but I lost your choreography with the dress." "And once it got 30 seconds into the number, it was just kind of predictable." " I was waiting for something to happen, but the train didn't leave the station." " Here's my main thing tonight." "In your season, you were orange." "Tonight, you went from Doritos to soot." " I thought maybe you were trying to give us that kind of silver screen, old Hollywood look, but then I thought, wait, the face and the hands aren't matching." " Yeah, I ran out of time and didn't do my" " Didn't get to the hands." " Yeah." " I wish your hands would've matched." "Then maybe you could've sold it to us." " Okay." " Up next, Ginger Minj." " Regarding your voice," "I thought your pitch was perfect." " But I felt like this was a song you would sing after already performing for 30 minutes." "This is "All Stars." I was expecting more." " You look beautiful tonight, but one thing you have to keep in mind being a plus-sized girl, when you wear a Palazzo jumpsuit in that kind of stretchy jersey, when you walk, it creeps and it gives you a Va-gegy." "Literally, I couldn't take my eyes off of your vagina." " Thank you." "(all laugh)" " Up next, Phi Phi O'Hara." " Your Balma dress." "You're tiny, Phiph." "It totally encompasses your teeny little body and you just look like a box." " I think the dress is spectacular." "Sorry." " When you started to sing, those first couple of bars of that a cappella was so powerful." " But then I couldn't even focus on your voice because it was going in and out of the key and the audience was clapping completely different rhythm." " Right." "I would've loved for there to be some support for your voice, because it did get a little wonky." " Up next, Roxxxy Andrews." " I'm grateful to see that even though through your weight loss and fitness, you're still thick and juicy." " This ass and these legs ain't going nowhere." " Thank you, Dr. Zizmore." "(all laugh)" " I haven't been turned on by a man like that in a very long time." " Maybe you don't sing, maybe you don't tap dance, but what you do have is major charisma." "You're such a superstar." " And I loved the reveals." "It was like a Russian nesting doll." "There was wig under a wig." "Your performance was an event." " I happen to have on an extra wig underneath this one." "(all laugh)" "Thank you very much, Roxxxy." " Thank you." " Up next, Tatianna." "See me with them hands, bitch." " See me with them hands." " Look at that body." "Are you cinched?" " A little." " I'm gonna fucking key your car." " I was the most skeptical about your performance because it was so long since the time you were on here." "But you were so fresh and so current, and I think that you're a force to be reckoned with in this competition." " You let your smarts do the talking, and I thought that was really clever." "There was double entendre." " You had me at piece." " (laughs)" " That was so amazing, so good." " And congratulations on your face, because you're gorgeous." " Okay?" "Face is beat, bitch." "The face is beat." " Thank you." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " Up next, last but not least, Alaska." " Your song is genius." "I felt like I took mushrooms and was watching "Pick of Destiny,"" "and then you flew in on Valcore and" "(all laugh)" " And I love that you out-gayed even me." "(all laugh) I mean, that was fantastic." "My only negative, I would've like a different nail." " Yeah." "They just drew so much attention away from the dress." " I love the nails, you guys, 'cause they're so wrong and so right." " Thank you, ladies." "I think I've heard enough." "Based on the judges' critiques," "I've made some decisions." "Roxxxy Andrews, Tatianna, you are the top two "All Stars" of the week." "(applause)" "Con-drag-ulations." "You've each won a custom jewel collection from Fierce Drag Jewels." " I am in the top two." "I cannot believe it." "I'm ready to lip synch, child." "What's my song?" " I am so happy." " Alaska, Ginger, you are safe." "That means Adore, Coco and Phi Phi, you are in the bottom three." " I'm crushed." "I'm baffled." "I just feel like I'm gonna vomit." "Like, I watch competitions and I'm like, how do people get to that point?" "And it's not a good feeling at all." "Uh, no, it's...uh-uh." " Tatianna and Roxxxy, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom queens you'll eliminate if you win the lip synch." "And I'll remind you that the winner of the lip synch will win $10,000 cash." "So while you ladies deliberate in the work room, the judges and I will enjoy a fruity cocktail." " (slurps)" " You may leave the stage." "Coming up..." " I'm gonna lose a friend." " She's gonna probably send me home next week." "I'm gonna send her home now." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Girl." " As we walk into the room, you could hear a pin drop." "It's silent." "We're all nervous because we don't know how this deliberation is going to work." "You don't really know." " I do not envy you guys at all." "I would not want to be in your fuckin shoes." " We're eliminating our sisters." " Exactly." "That's the thing." " And, you know, what do you do?" "Eliminate competition or do you eliminate somebody because you think they were weak?" " Do you eliminate who you think did the weakest or do you eliminate the strongest to-- (clicks tongue)" " And if you squeak by just because of a friendship, don't you think, like, the backlash from that is going to be worse?" "It needs to be fair." " This sucks, but a decision has to be made." "My perspective is you have to base it off of the challenge itself." "That seems like the only way we can find some fairness out of this entire crazy thing that Ru has thrown at us." " Yes." " If there's a week where you feel like I was like booger, send me home." " Yeah." " Exactly." " But a lot of what they said negative, I didn't agree with." "And if I'm going to have to be the judge at the end of the day, like, I'm going off of what I'm thinking and not necessarily what the judges are saying." " But, you know, that's why they're the professionals." " Well, it's funny, because I said, you know what?" "I don't need to be paid." "I will pay you." " Oh!" " Yes!" " I like that." " It's the truth, though." " (laughs)" " This is delicious." " Mmm." " Let's say a few weeks down the line, there's someone that you know could totally kick you off." "Things can change." "Like, we could totally be like, nope, she's gonna probably send me home next week." "I'm gonna send her home now." " That's what would suck." "Bitch, I could've sent you home, and now you just want to send me home because you're spiteful?" "Okay, well" " Well, it's not even necessarily spiteful, more so than being strategic." " I don't think that the decision to send someone home will always be based on the challenge or the critiques." "I think later on, people will choose friendships." "I think alliances will definitely start to factor in and girls will start kicking off other girls who they feel are a threat." "Anything could happen in this situation." " This is the thing." "If we stick to critiques and everybody say that that's what we're going to do, then you know already who's going home." " Do you know who you're sending home?" " No." "I want to have the conversation with all three girls, just for a quick second." "You want to come first?" " I'm terrified." "All I'm thinking right now is, like, you just got here and then you get put in the bottom on something that you love doing." "And you haven't even shown the world this Phi Phi that you've worked so hard to build up." "And I don't feel from from the judges critiques" "I was in the bottom." "I honestly don't." "I think they were way harder on Coco, and I think they were extremely hard on Adore." " I'm going off of who I thought was the weakest, and that's what I'm making my decision." " No, totally, no, and I get it, but it's scary." "I worked too hard to be here." " Phi Phi is upset, and I don't blame her." "I feel for her and I think I'd feel the same way." "But at the same time, I know for myself," "I came to play a fair game, and I'm going to choose the girl that I feel was the girl that RuPaul would send home." " I'm not pulling anyone over to talk to them in private because based on the performances," "I have a pretty good idea of who I will eliminate if I have to." " What's the D, bitch?" " Girl, it's a struggle." " I'm feeling a bit embarrassed." "You know, working on my confidence and just growing so much," "I didn't think that a lot of these feelings would be coming back." "And it's not a feeling that, like," "I'm completely obsessed with right now." "My thing is, I came into here with a different idea of what it was going to be." "I literally work at, like, punk rock venues for a living with a band." "Like, I wear T-shirts and, like--I'm like" "I'm like a drag musician, so to be told that, like," "I have to be put back into a bubble of cinching my waist, it's just not the G for me." "I, like, wrote this song, and this shit is personal to me." "Like, music is, like, my fuckin gateway, man." "So it's hard." " I get it, girl." "You belong here." "I think that it was just a hard day." "I feel like Adore came back on here, but she didn't think over the part about going back on that runway and exposing yourself and putting yourself up there to be critiqued." "And I don't think she was ready for that." " Cocs, she wants to talk." " My heart's in my stomach right now." "I'm praying that Roxxxy wins." "We're from the same season." "We're closer sisters." " What's the T, girl?" " I stepped out of what I normally do." "I do it seven nights a week." "And then, it's like, yeah, we get it, but you needed to be a little bit more." "I'm like, I..." " Now, if you were in this position, what do you do?" "If I sent Adore home, we just met." "She's gonna be like, oh, well, she's still a bitch." "If I sent you home, you're my lifelong friend." "We go back before all this bullshit." "I'm gonna lose a friend." " No." " You tell me if I send Phi Phi home, is she not gonna stop talking to me?" " I feel like Roxxxy's leaning a little bit more towards Phi Phi." "I'm hoping that's the case." " You know what?" "This is a fuckin hard decision." "Is this money really going to be worth me losing these girls' friendships?" "There's too much at stake." " I know this was your whole hang-up coming into it was them coming for your aesthetic." " Completely." " Adore's very opinionated about her look, and I knew particularly Michelle was gonna go in on it because she and Michelle had this dynamic on tour where she would go every day that we would do a show," "she would go, Michelle, what do you think about this?" "And Michelle would just go, ugh." " But when it comes to aesthetic," "I've taken all of their fuckin amazing knowledge, shit that Michelle and I argue with on the road," "I've taken" " Constantly." "And I've taken." " And I've taken and I've used it." "And I brought all this T to come here and fit the challenges in my own definition." " And get where they're coming from." "They're feeling 'cause you're in "All Stars,"" "they want you to step it up." "But it's like, this, to me, for you, is stepping it up." " If they're ruining this, what Bianca Del Rio picked out for me, girl, like, good luck." "Uh..." "(sniffles)" "I've worked a lot on my confidence, and I feel like the critiques were picking at the confidence that I built up." "And at this point, it's bringing me back to baby Adore days of being defeated, and I can't relive that." " You're all wrong, because it's pork chop." " Oh!" "(all laugh)" " Wait, wait, wait." "Silence, silence!" "Bring back my... (inhales deeply)" "Girls." " This is it." "We have to pick out a lipstick of who we think should go home." " (sighs) It's definitely a heavy feeling." "These are girls that we're friends and we work together out in the real world." "And you know that you have the power to dash their dreams." " I think I know who I'm sending home." "And if I win this lip sync," "I don't feel like she's going to talk to me again." "But I just--I can't" "I can't eliminate somebody that I feel should still be here." "I just can't do it." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome back, ladies." "Two top "All Stars" stand before me." "Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop." "The time has come to lip sync... (echoing) for your legacy." " I'm making sure that I am going to work it the fuck out." "I've got my eye on the prize." "I want this first win, and I really want that $10,000." " I haven't seen Tatianna perform since Season 2." "Does she kick?" "Does she split?" "Does she buck?" "I don't know, but I got a whole lot of shake it, shake it, shake, shake, shake it off." " Good luck, and don't fuck up." " ¶ I stay up too late ¶" "¶ Got nothing in my brain ¶" "¶ That's what people say, mm-hmm ¶" "¶ That's what people say, mm-hmm ¶" "¶ But I keep cruising ¶" "¶ Can't stop, won't stop moving ¶" "¶ It's like I got this music in my body ¶" "¶ Saying it's gonna be all right ¶" "¶ 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play ¶" "¶ And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ¶" "¶ Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake ¶" "¶ Shake it off, I shake it off ¶" "My ex-man brought his new girlfriend." "She's like, oh, my God, but I'm just gonna shake." "And to the fella over there with the hella good hair, won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake." " (laughs) - ¶ Yeah, oh ¶" "¶ 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play ¶" "¶ And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ¶" "¶ Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake ¶" "¶ Shake it off, I shake it off ¶" "¶ Shake it off, I shake it off ¶" "¶ You've got to shake it off, I shake it off ¶" "( cheers and applause)" " Yeah, shakers." " Ladies, I've made my decision." "Roxxxy Andrews... you're a winner, baby." "(applause)" " Thank you so much." "Who do you think won the lip sync?" "I did." "Oh, my God, I'm so excited." "I came on this show to prove something, and I'm already starting it off good, girl." " You've earned a cash tip of $10,000." " My biggest tip yet." " Tatianna, you are safe." " Thank you." " Will the bottom three please step forward?" "Roxxxy, with great power comes great responsibility." "Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " When I was making my decision," "I put myself in your shoes." "Listening to your critiques, and we got to watch the talent show, my decision was based off of who I agreed with you all was the bottom." "So I won money and I might lose a friend, but the girl that I chose..." "Was Coco." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry, honey." "I'm sorry." " As it is written, so it shall be done." "Coco Montrese, you are an "All Star."" "Now sashay away." "(applause)" " Wow." "I'm the first to be sent away by a friend and not Ru." "It's very disappointing, but "All Stars" don't give up." " Well, con-drag-ulations, "All Stars."" "You survived to live another day." "Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an amen up in here?" " (all) Amen." " All right." "Now let the music play." " ¶ Throw your hands up ¶" "¶ Time to get down ¶" "¶ Time to get down, down, down, down, down ¶" " I don't know what's next, but it's not the end of me." "So it's not the last you've seen" "(alarm)" " Whoo, girl." "Coco, girl, all is not lost." "So stay thirsty, girl, 'cause it ain't over." " Oh." " You still have a chance to return for your revenge." "(evil laugh)" " No way." "I got a lot to give, and trust me, I'm not holding shit back." "Oh, at all."