"Dr. Hart?" "My name is Dr. Harley Wilkes." " I'm from BlueBell, Alabama." "Harley Wilkes was your father." " What?" " He left you his practice." "He shares it with Dr. Breeland." "Brick's been waiting a long time to get BlueBell all to himself." " We haven't met." "I'm Dr. Zoe Hart." " I'm not gonna share this office." "Zoe, this is Lemon Breeland." " You're Brick's daughter, right?" "I'm George Tucker." "You're the mayor?" "Lavon Hayes, the linebacker?" "You share a generator with the guy in the gatehouse." "Wade Kinsella." " Oh!" " Whenever I come around, there's sparks." "Hello there, Dr. Hart." " Wanna be seen talking to me?" " I'll take my chances." " I have no interest in Zoe Hart." " There's no problem." "You don't talk to her, and then everyone sees that we are on the same team." "Great." "Let us pray." ""Dear Lord, we humbly bow our heads before thee this day, and ask-"" "Hello." "I'm so sorry." "With these doors, you should put some money in the basket for WD-40." "Sorry." "Goodbye." "Everyone was in church." "Everyone." "It's like the world ended." "I couldn't even buy a cup of coffee." " That should be against some law." " Morning to you too." "Wanna know why I'm not in a great mood this morning, Wade?" "It's because a Hitchcockian swarm of flies were buzzing in my ear all night long." "You wanna know why I have flies?" "Because your front porch is a cemetery for takeout containers, beer bottles and half-eaten waffles." " Fix that hole in your screen." " You told me that you'd fix it." "Maybe." "But you should be nicer to me." "When all those nice churchgoing people get whooshed up to heaven in the Rapture it's gonna be me and you left to repopulate the Earth." "Listen, cowboy, I have a very important week coming up." "Brick has left for his fishing trip which means I finally have the practice all to myself." "I need to be better than great so patients still see me even after Brick gets back." "But I can't do that if I haven't had any sleep." "Cowboy?" "Cowboy." "So Daddy's gone, we should make the most of it." "Romantic night?" " Romantic night, huh?" " Mm-hm." "You mean no father, no little sister, no 13 committee members?" "Oh, no, baby, just you and me." " All night." " Ooh, all night?" "Why, Lemon Breeland, are you planning on seducing me?" "Maybe." " I'm on the fence though." " Maybe I should give you a little push." "So we're on then?" "But not tonight or tomorrow." "I have to finish my project for Memory Matrons." " How's Thursday sound?" " Thursday sounds fine." "Well, except it might be a little late." "I'm taking depos out and you know how rough that road back can be." "I was stuck behind a tractor for an hour last week." "Okay, late it shall be." "I'm gonna pamper you, sweetheart." "I hate that you've been working so much." "Oh, it's okay." "A lot of good people got defrauded in the spill." "This class-action suit will help them out." "Besides, Mobile is growing on me." "The guys took me to this amazing little tapas place last week." " Tapas?" " Yeah." " Since when do you like tapas?" " I don't know." "A while." "I'll tell you what, we should go sometime." "Of course." "Tapas." "Yum." "Of course we should." "I can't wait." "Not Thursday though." "There's Delia Ann." "I better compliment her outfit." "She's picking out the new head of the Mobile Bay Memory Matrons." "All right?" "I'll see you." "Oh, Delia Ann." "Delia Ann." " Well, hello there." " Hello." " Hi." " I'm the Reverend Mayfair." " This is my wife, Beverly." " How do you do?" "Listen, if this is about that whole church door thing this morning..." " ..." "I am so sorry." " Oh, no." "Don't you bother yourself about that at all." "Actually, we're here to officially welcome you to BlueBell." "Okay, this is the point where you hand me a pamphlet or something?" " Excuse me?" " You give me a cake and then I have to come tour a time-share in the rectory or something." "I don't know what you're used to but down here, a Bundt cake is just a Bundt cake." "So you don't want me to come to church?" "No, of course we want you to come to church." "You're just not trying to get me to come to church?" "You're very welcome to come to church." "If I take this Bundt cake, it's not an implied contract that I will come to church?" "Um, we'll just leave the cake on the porch and you can decide." "First Sunday of every month, we host a pancake breakfast, hope you can come." " But you don't have to." "Don't have to." "All right." "Bye." "Nice meeting you." "Nice meeting you." "Hi." "I'm Lavon Hayes, and I'm itch-free where it counts." "Hi." "I'm Zoe Hart, and I am freaked out at the moment." "This jock itch cream wants me as a spokesperson." " Did you believe me?" " That you're itch-free where it counts?" " Yeah, I don't wanna think about it." " It's commercials and a print campaign, the works." "A very lucrative offer." "But it's humiliating, right?" "Unless you want the world to think you used to have rashy junk." "And no it is." " What's with the cake?" " Oh." "It's a "present" from the friendly neighborhood preacher and his wife." "Oh, the Mayfairs?" "They think it's okay to drop in unannounced and bully you into coming to church." "Heh." "The Mayfairs are kind people." "They were just trying to be good neighbors." "In New York, being a good neighbor is leaving each other alone." "BlueBellers aren't known for leaving anything alone." "They're doing a pretty good job of ignoring my practice." " Oh, speaking of which..." " Oh, yeah." " Big week, huh?" " Ding-dong, the Brick is gone." " Cake?" " Sure." "Why not?" "Hello." "Dr. Hart's office." "Only Dr. Hart, no one besides Dr. Hart." " Dr. Hart speaking." " Ahem." "I'm Dr. Hart, the one and only doctor who'll be taking care of you today." "Oh, great." "I'm Addy Pickett and I am the only nurse who will be taking care of you today." " What?" " Brick asked if I can help out this week." "Figured you might need a hand." " Brick thinks I need a babysitter?" " Whoa, I'm no babysitter." "I'm a registered nurse with 15 years of experience eight of which were here, so I know this office like the back of my hand." "So I believe the words you're looking for are:" ""Thanks, Addy." "Appreciate the help. "" " Hey, doc." "Crazy Earl needs a once-over." " What happened?" "Man was passed out drunk underneath my boat trailer." "I backed over him." " You ran over him?" " I didn't" " Sit down." "I didn't run over him, okay?" "I was going fishing and backed over him with my trailer, weighs nothing." "Sir, are you having any trouble breathing?" "Okay, we don't need to do that anymore." "Pulse is fine." "See?" "He's drunk as a skunk." "You couldn't hurt him." "All the good fishing spots are gonna be gone." "Really?" "You ran over him and you're annoyed?" "Like I check to see if anyone happens to be passed out underneath my boat." "I was asleep." "You are pretty." "And you are lucky." "No broken bones, your abdomen, it's soft and non-tender." "I think you're gonna be fine." "No thanks to you." "Let's get you in there to lie down." "I think you could use a nap." "The last time I tried that, I got run over." "Backed over." "Oh, Dr. Hart?" "Here are some test results that just came in." "Normally I'd leave them for Brick, it's his patient..." " ... but these look a little time-sensitive." " Okay." "What test results?" "Peter Mayfair." "Looks like he was in last week." "Yes, the good and right Reverend Mayfair." " Sprained halo?" " Not exactly." "Syphilis?" "Reverend Mayfair and his wife are on their way." "Both of them?" "I only asked for Peter, but you know how they are." "Well, they're always together." "It's inspiring, really, a true love story." "I don't remember the syphilis part in Romeo and Juliet." "Watch your tongue." "That's our preacher you're talking about." "I'm sorry." "Do we have any other patients scheduled for today?" "Nope." "Of course, it's not a surprise." "You're not exactly assimilating." "But I listen to the words of Reverend Mayfair." "I wanna be a good Christian woman, so I'll give you a tip." "How's my hair look?" " What?" " How's my hair look?" " Bigger than it did two hours ago." " Exactly." "Standing appointment at the salon every Monday." "Now, do I need my hair done once a week?" "No, I do not." "But the beauty parlor is the absolute best place to bond gossip, show the people in this town you're serious about being one of them." " Maybe even pick up a patient or two." " Really?" "Yeah, you should give it a try, maybe fix those highlights while you're at it." "All right." "I guess beauty parlor, I can do." "Let me call Susie, butter her up for you." " Oh, y'all have a seat." "Thank you, Addy." "Dr. Hart, we meet again." "Mrs. Mayfair, I have to go over your husband's test results." "If you wouldn't mind waiting." "Dr. Hart, that's all right." "We share everything." "Yeah, about that." "I just think that you'd be more comfortable" "It's fine, Dr. Hart." "If Peter has anything at all wrong with him, I need to be here." "We realize you didn't call him here to tell us he was fine." "Okay." "Just gonna come right out and say it." "You've tested positive for syphilis." "Good news is, it's easily cured." "A round of antibiotics, you're all set." "Uh, I'm sorry, I don't understand." "Is there some other kind of syphilis other than the one...?" "Did you possibly mean psoriasis?" " His skin is unusually dry." " No, I meant syphilis." " Dr. Hart, I'm married." " For 23 years." "There's been some mix-up down at the lab." "This kind of thing must happen all the time, right?" "Sometimes." "Not really." "I guess, technically, it's possible" "Well, there you are, you see?" "So let's just retake that test and I'm sure this whole thing will be cleared up." "Or maybe we should wait for Dr. Breeland to come back." "No." "No, I will run it again." "Now, I don't wanna alarm you or cause you any more discomfort than you're already feeling, but we need to test you too." "It is a matter of propriety." "The Memory Matrons and our esteemed leader, Delia Ann Lee believe that the bridge over Jumping Frog Creek deserves restoration." "For 105 years the covered bridge was the very symbol of our town." "But then came the storm to end all storms Katrina." "And our beautiful bridge was taken from our warm embrace and with that, Mr. Mayor, our hopes and our dreams." "Was that too much hopes and dreams?" "No, it's perfect." "So dramatic." "It's like a movie trailer." ""Then came the storm. "" "Okay, now y'all just ruined it." "Oh, Lemon, relax." "Why are you so nervous?" "Delia Ann Lee put me in charge of this, okay?" "Delia Ann Lee herself." "I think that she is grooming me to take over the Memory Matrons just like..." "Just like my mama did." "I didn't even think she liked you." "It is called tough love, Annabeth." "You are always hardest on the ones you like the most." "Like in An Officer and a Gentleman?" "Yes, like An Officer and a Gentleman." "Mm-hm." "But, ladies, I can only get the nod if I can convince the mayor to use the redevelopment funds to rebuild the bridge." "So hopefully, my candy diorama will sway him." " Mayor Hayes has a huge sweet tooth." " Oh, it's in the bag." "There's no way the mayor won't love your presentation." "I hate these stupid presentations." "I swear, it is the worst part about being mayor." "Every year, I gotta sit through these dog-and-pony shows to convince me to use the redevelopment money for whatever fool thing they thought of." "And come election time, you'll be called the fool who did it." "So don't do a fool thing, Lavon." "You know what you should do?" "Use that money to widen the road coming off of Highway 98." "The road?" "Yeah, that's a good suggestion." " I'll think about that." " No, wait." "I'm serious about this because every time I go to Mobile for work I get stuck behind a huge tractor or a herd of cows or something." "It's just getting ridiculous." "If you widen that road, then" "Hey, Zoe." "If you widen that road buses would come into town instead of dropping people off at the spur." "If you fix that road, maybe ambulances could actually get here in an emergency." "See that?" "That's life or death." "Thank you, Zoe." "That is a great point." "See, what better way to spend the money?" "This is the perfect use of the money." "And the model looks both beautiful and delicious." "When the Memory Matrons finally recognize you all this time and hard work is gonna pay off." "All right, I'll tell you what, we'll shoot for it." "Half court." "Best of five." "If I win, we use the money to fix the road." "Okay." " Let's see what you got." " Oh, Lord." "Democracy at work really makes you proud." "Oh, morning." "I made coffee, but we're out of cream." "But in a shocking twist, nothing on the schedule so I figure I'll step on out and get some now that you're here." "Maybe get some breakfast too, seeing as we are free, free, free." "Oh, Mayfairs' test results came back." "You're kidding." "So it wasn't a mix-up at the lab." "I can't believe it." "The Mayfairs?" "Addy, it's an unwritten rule in every ER:" "The sweeter they seem, the more depraved they are." " The Mayfairs are not depraved." " Well, maybe not both of them." "Since the minister exhibited first, he's probably patient zero." "Which means I have to tell the perfect little minister's wife that her husband had an affair." "Hold on there." "You don't know that." "I suppose Beverly could have been the one who cheated..." " ... but it's unlikely" " You don't know either of them cheated." "It's syphilis." "This is the minister and his wife we're talking about." "They're role models." "You mess that up, you could do a lot of damage." "I'm not gonna do any damage." "I'm just gonna give her the information, plain and simple." "It's okay." "Shh." "My whole life, I've only had sexual relations with one man." "Then I guess we both know how you must have gotten syphilis." "Deep breaths." "There you go, deep breaths." "But Peter loves me." "I trust him." "I know." "Don't blame yourself." "I wasn't." "Good." "Good." "Look, I know that this is a shock but people cheat, even the people we trust the most." "But hey, hey, what do I know?" "Am I married?" "Clearly not." "So why don't we just get that penicillin shot over with, okay?" "It's more of a butt thing." "Why don't we go back to my office?" " My, Zoe, you look real pretty tonight." " Thanks, Tom." "Any wine you have not from a box, please." "That's funny, I remember boxed wine being your Achilles' heel." " Slutty Achilles' high heel." " Just pour it." "That guy you almost killed is fine, by the way." "Thanks for asking." "Why don't you just ask me what they're talking about?" " Because I don't care." " Really?" " Because it's big news." " Yet, I don't care." "If BlueBell had a gossip rag, this'd be the cover story." " Which I wouldn't read." " Well..." " Okay." "What's going on?" " The minister and his wife split up." "Somebody planted a bug in her ear that the minister cheated." "My goodness." "Who would say a cruel thing like that?" "Sad." "I'll take the whole bottle to go." "There's a terrible rumor going around town." "It's about the Mayfairs." "Right." "I may have heard something about that." "Obviously, it's just some huge misunderstanding." "Oh, I'm pretty sure it's not." " What did you do?" " Me?" " Yeah." " I just did my job." "I did not split them up." "Whatever happened with them is not my fault." "Okay, so you are not involved in propagating rumors..." " ... that the minister was unfaithful?" " I didn't propagate any rumors exactly." "Even if I did know something I couldn't talk about it because of doctor-patient confidentiality." "You can't act that surprised." "A minister having an affair?" "So cliché." "Oh, enough with the New York thing." "Lavon Hayes does not do cynicism." "And neither does BlueBell." "We believe in the Mayfairs, Zoe." "Lavon, 50 percent of marriages end in divorce." "You know, life goes on." "People survive." "I'm sure this town has something better to talk about." "It makes you wonder how long it's been going on." " Mm-hm." "And with whom?" "And when in the world did Peter find the time?" "I mean, those two are always together." "Oh, there's always time for a quickie, if one is highly motivated." "Ha-ha-ha." "Can I help you, sugar?" "Yeah, I think Addy called." "I'm the new doctor in town." " Zoe Hart." "First exam is free." " Right." "What can I do for you, hon?" "Looks like you need a trim." "Some highlights, for sure." "I've been going to Sally Hershberger since I was 7." "She gets crazy jealous." "I don't wanna put you at any risk." " Maybe just a blow out?" "Sure thing." "Have a seat." "Oh, heh." "My, Delia Ann, you're here early." "I wasn't expecting you till this afternoon." "May I get you some sweet tea?" "Oh, no need." "I was just admiring your beautiful diorama." "Oh, thank you so much." "I've worked so very hard on it." "And the presentation for the mayor is ready too." "Oh, is that so?" "What on earth for?" " Excuse me?" " Do you take me for a fool?" " I don't understand." " I know all about it, Lemon." "How you let George circumvent the system." "Just to widen a road." "Is there anything even remotely historical about a road?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Oh, really?" "So you don't know that George has been playing backdoor politics and the redevelopment money has already been committed to a road project." "Honestly, Lemon, bless your heart but if you can't control your own fiancé how in the world can you expect to command an important organization like the Memory Matrons?" "But..." "You know, my bedroom window overlooks the rectory." "And for 15 years, not a peep." "Then suddenly, all hell is breaking loose." " Sorry I'm late." " No prob, sweetie." "I thought it must be someone else, but no." "It was Peter and Beverly." "Now, I couldn't make out the words exactly but they definitely were angry." "I'm not so sure it wasn't Beverly's fault they split up." "She's been acting real different lately." "Wearing lipstick." "She had me do her toes a few weeks back, purple." "Oh!" "It could be Peter tried to put his foot down." " Want his old Beverly back." " Ha-ha-ha." "No, it's my fault." "I'm the reason the Mayfairs broke up." "It was me." "Come on, Lavon." "Clearly that shampoo girl slept with Reverend Mayfair." "How much more proof do you need?" "Did she say she slept with him?" "No." "But I have Addy out looking for her, so I'll be able to confirm it soon enough." "Why you doing this?" "Why do you have to believe the worst in people?" "People cheat, Lavon." "Lots of people." "The Mayfairs ain't like that." "They are honest, decent people." "They love each other, have faith in each other, I have faith in them." "Fine." "Have faith." "I have science, and I am sure I'm right." " You sure?" " Yeah." "Science tells me that I'm 99 percent sure that Reverend Mayfair cheated." "So you admit there's 1 percent chance he didn't." "You know what?" "No, I don't." "Because people cheat." "People that you love and trust." "Just like my mother did to my father." "There is no 1 percent." "That is just the statistical margin of error." "Wow, this looks, uh..." "What is it?" "Herbed goat cheese crostini." "Shrimp-stuffed zucchini balls." "Tapas, George, your new favorite food." "Oh, okay." "Well, that's so nice of you." "That's" " Heh." "Thank you." "So glad you like them." " Is something the matter?" " Oh, nothing at all." "You did go behind my back and get the mayor to use my redevelopment money." "It's no big deal." "It's trivial, tiny, just like your tapas." "Heh." "Wait, since when have you been interested in the redevelopment funds?" "I've been talking about the covered bridge project for the past three months." "Sweetie, you just..." "You have so many projects, you know." "Sometimes it's just, you know, in one ear..." "There's a diorama in the living room." "I'm so, so sorry." "It was really just a spur-of-the-moment thing." "I mean, I just happened to mention the road and then Lavon, he thought it was a great idea." "I apologize." "I should have remembered, okay?" "Phew." "Now you can go back and get my money from the mayor." "Yeah, I'm not gonna go do that." " Excuse me?" " I mean, sure, honey." "The covered bridge is beautiful, but it doesn't serve any actual function." " It functions as a reminder" " Of the past, yeah." "But BlueBell can't keep dwelling on the past, Lemon." "We gotta look to the future too." "We go and upgrade that road into town it's gonna increase tourism, improve our quality of life." "Zoe even thinks that we can go ahead, save some lives." "We can cut down on ambulance response times." "Oh, is that what Zoe Hart thinks?" "Well, if Zoe thinks that we need a new road, then I guess the discussion is over." "Come on, Lemon." " Good night, George." " Wait." "I thought I was staying over." "Oh, is that what you thought?" "Or is that what Zoe Hart thought?" "Think again, George Tucker." "Pretty lady!" "This is goodbye!" "You've got to be kidding me." "Earl!" "Why the long face, Mr. Mayor?" "Just got off the phone with my agent." "I thought since the jock itch people wanted me, there might be other endorsement opportunities." "Turns out I was wrong." "Well, on the bright side, at least people with itchy junk still love you." " I heard about your new road." " Okay." " Yeah, it's gonna be awesome." " Is it?" "Memory Matrons had a meeting set with you next week to pitch restoring the bridge." "No offense, but that's another reason I'm glad I chose a road." "There are ramifications." "Lemon and the rest of the society worked day and night on that presentation." "There was a candy diorama just for you." "Now she's in trouble with Delia Ann." "I'm telling you, if Lemon gets kicked out of the Memory Matrons it will be all your fault." "Oh, I didn't realize." "I'm sorry." "Tell Lemon" "Hey, Crazy Earl's on the roof of the hardware store." "He said he's gonna jump." "It's okay, Earl, take it easy." " Don't do anything rash." " I'm gonna jump." "Isn't anybody gonna do anything?" "Don't you have a volunteer fire department or something?" "Well, they don't like to be called on their poker night, so..." "I'm jumping." "Tell my family goodbye." "Somebody should go up there." "Isn't there a social worker..." " ... or suicide hotline?" " Honey, that's just Crazy Earl." " You people think I'm cynical." " You want a pretzel?" "I steal them from work in case I go somewhere there's nothing to eat." "What?" " It's good." " I'm jumping." "Woohoo!" "Go, Wade!" "Okay, time to come down." "No." "I'm not moving." "Come on, Earl." "You're not gonna jump." " Here I go." " No." "Damn it, Earl, come with me." "Stop this." "I won't." "I'm not gonna do it." "Come on." "Look at the doc there." "She's about to pee her pants." " Come with me before you hurt yourself." " Only if you do it." "No." "Say goodbye, everyone." "Moon River" "Wider than a mile" "I'm crossing you in style someday" "Oh, dream maker" "You heartbreaker" "Wherever you're going" "I'm going your way" "Two drifters" "Off to see the world" "There's such a lot of world to see" "I'm done." "We're after the same" "Rainbow's end" "Waitin' round the bend" "My huckleberry friend" "Moon River and me" "Okay, okay." "Hey, Dad." "It's time to go home." "Let's go." "Dad?" "Every month, Earl cashes the government check heads straight for liquor store." "He gets drunk, he climbs up on that roof." "And every month, his son comes and sings him down." "Wow." "I had no idea." "You know what?" "Yeah." "Maybe 99 out of a hundred people will disappoint you." "I don't know." "I think you find the magic of the world in the margin of error." "I've been calling." "Started to get scared you dropped your phone in the toilet." "Again." "Heh." "You wanna tell me what's going on?" "Because I know that you can't really be jealous of Zoe Hart." "I'm not jealous of Zoe Hart." "She has no manners, dubious breeding and hair like a grill brush." "She and I aren't in the same universe." "Wanna tell me why you've been acting crazy ever since she came to town?" "It's what she represents, George." "Ever since she got here, you're the one that's changed." "From your new friends in Mobile to the tapas and the road." "Do you realize the last three DVDs you bought were Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese and Nora Ephron?" " You love Nora Ephron." " That's beside the point." "It is like Zoe Hart has flipped some New York switch in you and you are just not the same person anymore." "You know what?" "That's ridiculous." "I, heh..." "All right, fine." "I miss New York sometimes." "I lived there for two years." "I'm not gonna sit and pretend it didn't happen." "I don't want you to pretend, George." "I want you to want to be here." "Not wondering what cosmopolitan thing is around the corner or trying to make BlueBell into something that it's not." "I like the way that things are here." "I like that we are off the beaten path." "I like that there's no rush hour, only four people work in police department because nothing bad ever happens here." "It is enough for me." "Lemon." "Hey, look, BlueBell is my home." "I chose to come back here." "And once, you chose to leave." "How do I know that you won't miss it and take that fancy new road of yours right back out of town?" "Lemon." "Found the shampoo girl." "She's in the waiting room." "I hope you know what you're doing." "Whole town's up in arms about the Mayfairs." "Pancake breakfast is tomorrow." "If people don't turn up that's an entire tradition you'll have broken." "Just send her in." "Hi." "Please have a seat." "I'm sorry for dragging you in like this but we have a medical situation on our hands." "I'm just wondering if you've been experiencing any random symptoms." "Fever, sore throat, rashes, sores?" "Wow, you're a really good doctor." "How'd you know that?" "Just a hunch." "Why don't you tell me what's been going on?" "Well, a couple weeks ago, I got this sore on my hand." "Now there's this rash on my feet." "And I've got a canker in my mouth that won't go away." "Let me take a look." "Ah." "Wanda, there's a good chance that you have syphilis." "Syphilis?" " Isn't that a-?" " Yeah." "That's why I need to ask you who you've slept with other than Reverend Mayfair." "What?" "Gross." "I never slept with Reverend Mayfair." "It's the minister's wife you've been having the affair with?" "Ew!" "What are you talking about?" "Look, I won't tell anyone, but this is serious." " I need you to tell me the truth." " I am." "The truth is, I only have sex with my boyfriend, Chase Cobb." "Been dating since we were 14." "He's in the Navy now, I only see him maybe twice a year." "Then what did you mean when you said that you had broken up the Mayfairs?" "I don't wanna get anyone in trouble." " Wanda, it's important." " I promised." "I pierced Mrs. Mayfair's belly button." "I know I'm not licensed or anything but I just do it sometimes to make money." "And I gave one to Mrs. Mayfair's niece and then Mrs. Mayfair wanted one, but she's a preacher's wife." "Oh, I should've known better." "I guess Reverend Mayfair took one look at it and threw her out." "Oh, I'm going to hell, aren't I?" "Addy, I need a blood test." "I'm gonna need you to track down a sailor named Chase Cobb because he's in big trouble." "Where are you going?" "I have to find the Mayfairs." "It turns out, there is a 1 percent." "It would be nearly impossible for anyone to deduce the girl who gave you your belly-button piercing would've had a syphilis outbreak on her hand when she did it." "Again, I am so, so sorry." "I'm the one who should be apologizing." "I guess I just wanted a moment to break free of being the minister's wife." "I wanted to be reckless for a moment." " Look where it got me." " No, it's me." "I should have seen how stifled you were." "Not stifled, but it's such a big constant responsibility being someone the town takes their every cue off of." "I know, right?" "Sorry." "It's just you two are the real deal." "Sweet, loving." "I've never met people like you before." "And clearly, we can do better." "We will do better." "Important thing is, we're back together, working things out." "Just in time for the pancake breakfast." "Yeah." "About that, I don't think anyone's coming." "The gossip and all that was my fault." "Brick leaves for a week, I break the town." "Don't be silly, Zoe." "Sure, we all have our doubts from time to time." "But there's one thing we will always believe in." " BlueBell." " BlueBell." "Hey." "Coffee." "And on a Sunday." "Maybe this town ain't as backwards as you thought." "I saw what you did for your dad." "I thought it was kind of heroic." "When your dad's the town drunk, you get used to climbing roofs." "That's all." "Doesn't mean anything." "I'm heading back to the plantation." "Want a ride?" "Actually, I think I'm gonna hang out a little while longer." "You were right." "New York changed me." "I learned to like the subway and have a good slice of pizza at 2:00 in the morning." "But at the end of the day, none of those things matter." "The things that matter, they haven't changed one bit." "I love you, Lemon." "I love you, and I love BlueBell." "And I'll tell you what." "They could put an interstate through the middle of this town and I promise you, I still would never wanna leave." "What's this?" "Well, I think it's time we started looking for a house, don't you?" "Come on." "Oh, Delia Ann." "Delia Ann." " Can I have a word, please?" " Certainly, Mr. Mayor." "Good." "I just wanted to tell you that Lemon Breeland's covered bridge presentation, oh, was very impressive." " Really?" " Yeah." "You saw it?" "The candy and everything?" "Of course I did." "The candy diorama." "Delicious." " You ate that thing?" " I wanted to let you know because of Lemon's outstanding work, I moved things around in the budget and was able to find some extra funds to put towards the covered bridge." "I don't know what to say." "Thank you." " Oh, you're welcome." " Thank you so much, Mr. Mayor." "How on earth did you find the extra money?" "Uh..." "Well, let's just say, it wasn't easy." "Ahem." "Fourteen to three." "And we'll be right back after this commercial break." "Hi, I'm Lavon Hayes, and I'm itch-free where it counts." "Hey." "Wait up." "You coming to church?" "A first time for everything." "I thought I could check out what this 1 percent thing is about." " You think it matters I'm half Jewish?" " Are you kidding?" "The Reverend Mayfair is a huge fan of the Old Testament." "Half Jewish doesn't mean you don't have to stay for the whole thing." "The reason that door is so loud, so you can't sneak out halfway through." " That is brilliant." "The man knows what he's doing." "Guess so." "Guess so?" "Fine." "Man knows what he's doing." "Amen."