"Lennart!" "Hi!" "Welcome!" "Hi!" " Did you buy cigarettes?" " Yes darling!" " Hey, Walter!" " Hi." "Welcome, Chief Executive Olsson!" "Good morning!" "Ouch!" " Walter, why didn't you bear off!" " What?" "With the boat-hook - that the piece of wood with iron in the end." " Which end?" " Idiot!" "That's easy for you to say, while sitting at the helm." " I'm steering now." " I can feel that." "Kalle, we're drifting out." "Ouch!" "Sore..." "It has stopped blowing now, too." " Weren't we going ashore?" " Shut up!" "Help me with the sails." " Let's use the engine." " No!" "This is a sailboat." "I suggest we drop anchor here and take the rubber dinghy to shore." " Get the dinghy." " Throw the anchors, Walter." " Oops, it fell in." " I can see that!" "Hey, it broke..." "Help, you guys." "It's sinking, you guys..." "Help!" " We'll get you with Garbo's boat!" " What?" "Garbo!" "Fisherman!" "Rowing boat!" "Hello there!" "Garbo has gone to town with his boat!" "Use the engine!" "The crayfish are waiting!" " No way, I'm a sailor!" " No, not the engine." " We'll try one more time." " Fix the anchor in the bow." "Clear ahead!" "Come on then!" " It looks good." "Come on!" " Lay off the engine!" "Why did you have to use the engine?" "I told you..." "Walter, take down the sail before we run aground." "We've run aground." " Move towards the bow, Walter." " The bow?" "O..." "O... hey!" "O...hey!" "Try to grab the mark!" "Come on, grab the mark!" "Hold on, we're drifting!" "Help, help!" "Hold me!" "Mona!" "Help, hold me!" "Kalle!" " Pull me in." " Drop it already!" "Walter!" " Are you deaf?" " Hurry up, please!" " Slowly, slowly!" " Please hurry!" " Hold on, I'll start the engine." " I'm holding." "I'm holding..." "Something to seal this with!" "We have to paddle to shore." "Take the helm, Mona." "Watch out, here's a rope!" "Oops!" "How about the Chief!" "Wake up, Chief!" "Chief!" "Please, Chief!" "Okay then..." "Oh dear, oh dear!" "So, goodbye!" "Okay then." "Bye!" "Mom!" "Mom, you've got to help us!" "No, no!" "Not again!" "Move away, here I come." "Come on mom!" "Come on lady!" "Bravo, mother-in-law!" " Bravo, lady!" " Bravo!" "Mother!" "Poor little man, has he fainted!" "Yx... gax... tojnaf!" " Come and help me pull, Walter!" " Come on then!" " Do something!" "Hurry!" " Come on, Walter..." "Good!" "Pull!" "Come on." "Pull!" "Come on, pull!" "Pull!" "No, no, no!" "Take the rope from the raft and swim ashore!" "Hey, I think the anchor is in." "Will she get ashore anytime soon?" "Or what will it be?" "The rope is too short!" "The rope is too short." "No, fasten us to that mark." "I give up!" "I want crayfish now!" "Here comes the bridge piece." " Hey, you?" "You!" " Yes?" "Can't we use the bridge piece and paddle ashore or something?" "Yes." "Get up now, Chief Olsson." "Stop lying there." "We're going ashore." "You sleep a lot, Olsson." "We're going ashore." "Wake up!" "Chief Olsson, you're not as cocky now as you tend to be at work." " Don't say things like that Walter!" " The boat, the boat!" "Jeez, he's floating away." "Do something!" "Do something!" "Do something then!" "Olsson!" "Chief!" " You, swim after him!" " Olsson!" "Chief!" "Chief Olsson, take this." "Help, help!" "I got cramps!" " Do something!" " Sail after him!" " Do something!" " We must do something!" " Chief Olsson!" " Don't just stand there staring!" "Chief Olsson!" "Sail after him!" " Don't just stand there staring!" " Do something!" " Do something!" " Sail after him!" "Chief!" "Jump in and swim!" "Chief!" "Swim, Chief!" "Swim!" "Chief!" "Swim!" "You must do something." "Hello!" "Chief Olsson!" "We must do something." "Jump in..." "Jump in." "Walking on the water, Olsson!" "Come here, Olsson!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "He won't drift far away!" "We'll wait for Garbo, the fisherman!" "He's coming back from town!" "He's been to the movies!" " What...?" " He's been to the movies!" " You can borrow this from me." " Th-th-thanks." "No, stop!" " Don't touch the crayfish!" " What?" "No!" "Let me see!" "No, Lennart." "No, you can't..." "Oh, oh..." "No..." "No." "Ouch!" "Oh... oh..." "Oh..." "No..." "Slurp." "Mmm..." "Oh!" "No." "No, Lennart." "Oh..." "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "No....!" "No, this must stop!" "I'll go crazy!" "They're taking out the bag!" "No, but..." "No..." "No." "No, no..." "Oh..." "Argh!" "One can be drunk without alcohol." "Cheers!" "A glass trajrarajrara..." " A glass trajrarajrara..." " Will you have some?" "No thanks." "Awful!" "Not bad." " Not bad." " No, this will not stand!" "Kalle!" "We'll save the crayfish for you!" "No, I don't trust your husband." "Will you put away the bottles then?" "Yes darling, we promise!" "The thief!" "I am allowed to dance with my wife?" "Shake, mother-in-law!" "Shake!" "One, two, three, four, five, six..." " Hey!" " Garbo!" "Fisherman!" "Hey, you old bastard!" "Where the hell have you been all day?" "Come get us with your fucking boat, or I'll punch you hillbilly." " Shut up." "You're crazy!" " He doesn't understand a joke!" " Are you crazy, Walter!" " Walter!" " Mr. Garbo!" "Please, dear..." " Mr. Garbo!" "Good evening." "Was it nice in town?" " Mr. Garbo has been to the movies?" " *inaudible* Gary Cooper." "Please Mr. Garbo, may we borrow the boat?" "*inaudible* townspeople *inaudible*!" "Townspeople *inaudible*... *inaudible* in this way." "No." "Mr. Garbo needn't carry the TV battery." "Berit can do it..." "Mr. Garbo's letters from Hollywood." "A good harvest today!" "Has Esther Williams responded?" "Letters from Myrna Loy, Cary Grant, Shirley Temple and Ginger Rogers." "Mr. Garbo is a real womanizer." "*inaudible* Ginger Rogers, but Esther Williams *inaudible*." " When are you leaving for America?" " *inaudible*." "Please Mr. gorgeous Garbo, may we borrow the boat key a little while?" "No!" "*inaudible*!" "You ruined the chance to get ashore." " And you don't know how to sail." " I can sail!" "You ruined everything!" "And you're wearing lady pants." " Now, that's taking it too far." " *joke lost in translation*" "Someone has been drinking my whisky." "It's not Mona, and it's not me." "No, you've got your lady pants." " Who is the master of this boat?" " You." "You've got the lady pants." "Shut up about my pants!" "I risk my life for Chief Olsson... and this is what I get from you, smartass!" " I have in any case no lady pants." " Calm down!" " Shut up!" "You destroy rubber boats." " That's too much!" " Leave my hat alone!" " Apologize!" " Never!" "This is mutiny!" " Go down into the cabin." " Otherwise, I let go of the hat." " No!" "Don't do it!" "Not the hat!" "Give me the hat!" "Mona, don't be stupid!" "This is..." "Mona, listen to me." "I want the hat." "Give me the hat!" " No, don't lock!" " He's crazy when he gets angry." "I get claustro..." "I get claustroph..." "I feel trapped!" " Now I'm the one in command." " Yep." "You've got the lady pants." "A movie begins on TV soon." "I guess the old fool will be glued to the set then." " What film is it?" " "Secret Mission in Hong Kong"." "I've seen it." "It's the one with the bridge explosion." "Oh, that." "I know it by heart." "Guys, I have an idea." "Look." "Garbo's cottage is located here." "Here is your house." "And our cottage is here." "Down here is Garbo's boat." "*inaudible*." "*inaudible* Evert." "Cheers to you!" "Come in!" "I brought some crayfish." "Mr. Garbo looks like Clark Gable." "I often dream about Clark Gable." "*inaudible*?" "Mr. Garbo is a real tough guy!" "It's nice to be able to admire and look up to somebody, completely." "*inaudible*..." "What is going on between us?" "Everything feels so new." " My eyes are opening..." " Small." "Let nothing come between us." "Let me borrow the key to the boat!" "*inaudible*!" "*inaudible*!" "Mr. Garbo, now the love is suddenly ruined... *inaudible*!" "*inaudible*!" "Please Mr. Garbo, let's not part like this." "Think about our happiness... *inaudible*" "*inaudible* etc." "And you can tell your *inaudible*... *inaudible* etc." "Television, Hong Kong." " Get a firework rocket!" " What?" "I said:" "Get a firework rocket, we'll use it later!" "Okay" " Yes, but..." " Where are they?" " In the box there." "Be prepared..." "Now!" " The cat is on the key." "What do I do?" " I'll signal to Inez." "Wait!" " Argh!" "He has pulled the plug!" " Argh!" "What are you doing?" "!" "*inaudible*... *inaudible*!" "Banana." "Let me out!" "Let me out!" " Argh!" " Let me out!" "Argh!" " Oh!" "Ouch!" " Argh!" "Let me out!" "Help!" "Let's play another game of bridge." "How nice!" "Mr. Garbo!" "Do you want a glass of water?" " Ouch!" " Shut up!" "*inaudible*!" "No, I wasn't there." "It must have been boat thieves." "*inaudible*..." "No, I thought I heard some boat..." "a motorboat..." "I've been here all the time." "It was you!" "It was you who sank the boat!" "Huh?" "Who?" "Me?" "No." "We've been playing bridge all night." "I haven't been there." "How many cards?" "*inaudible*!" "He says:" ""You're dismissed from the house."" ""You can go to hell."" ""I'll lock up the cottage."" ""And I'm emigrating to America."" ""Tomorrow, and this is the fucking passport."" ""And five thousand dollars."" ""I was in town today and said goodbye to this damned thief society."" " *inaudible* Hollywood!" " "I'm going to Hollywood."" " *inaudible* Esther Williams!" " "And I'll marry Esther Williams."" ""Here's a letter from my fianc馥."" "...a guy from Aberdeen, we were in San Pedro and loaded gasoline." "There I met on the dock at the Texaco office a man from San Francisco who had met my brother." "A man from San Francisco who had met my brother." "But it was not this that I was going to tell you about..." "Good boat!" "Yes, good." "No, not those curves!" "We're going ashore." "I smuggled to him a bottle of Calvados." "No!" "Please little boat, not like that." "We are going ashore, you know." " *inaudible*!" " Ah!" "Not like that!" "Take them away!" "The third boy came and it was white and went to San Francisco." "Oh!" " But please, Mr. Garbo..." " *inaudible*." " Mr. Garbo!" " Let's talk about it." "Now he sits in Sing-Sing as an emaciated corpse." "And I stand here and grieve in my bloodstained shop." "But my black boys from Fiji, dear brother they sail the blue Pacific in honor of their parents" " *inaudible*!" " Mr. Garbo says: "You're crazy!"" "Please Mr. Garbo, we are your tenants!" " *inaudible*!" " Tomorrow I'll get the authorities!" "I think of those days I long for them." "They're almost black but they have a happy home" "Kalle?" "You may come out now, Kalle." "I need some help." "Kalle?" " Remove the rockets!" "Remove them!" " Kalle, calm down." "Kalle." "Kalle." "Good." "Come on, little Kalle and help me." "Here." "No, he sank." "Pull!" " This is ludicrous!" " Yes, yes..." "Quiet!" "I'm in charge here!" " Sure, you've got the lady pants." " No!" "Calm down!" "We'll rest here until dawn." "The wind will probably increase once the sun is up." "Everything will surely be okay." "Mona, do you mind if I lie here?" " In opposite directions?" " No, you do that Kalle." "Lennart..." "My little man..." "Berit, my little woman." "I wonder what they are doing up there in the cabin." "Yeah, one wonders." "Slut!" "I want revenge!" "Kalle, we need revenge!" " Yes." "Do we have to lie like this?" " No." "I'm coming over." "Do you know what I think they are doing right now?" "You know what I think now, when?" "But do you know what I think they are doing now then?" " Kalle!" "Bad!" " We're just taking revenge, you know." " Lennart and Berit are already at it." " Yes, they have orgies!" "Come on now!" "We must get out." "Don't idle, lady!" "Hurry up, lady!" "Don't use the fork, lady!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Berit!" "What are you doing?" "Berit!" " Berit!" " Yes Kalle, what do you want?" " I yearn for you!" " What did you say?" "I yearn for you!" "Oh, darling!" "I wish you were here with me!" " I want to talk." " In a little while!" " How?" " What do you mean how?" "You said you would come ashore in little a while!" " How?" " Lennart!" "Lennart, it's for you!" " Yes, darling?" " Pumpkin, how are you?" "I'm okay!" "I've hurt myself in a few places, but except from that, I'm ok!" "Oh honey, did you hurt yourself?" "You poor boy!" "I can't hear you!" "What did you say?" "I said:" "Honey, did you hurt yourself?" "You poor boy!" "Yeah, she's fine." "It would be fun if you could finally come ashore!" "Loved one, I want you to be here with me!" "Well, I see you when I see you!" "Say hi to Kalle and Walter!" "Inez says hello!" "Let me say a few words to the old lady too." "Mom?" "Hi there, dear old lady." "Are you allowed to be up this late?" "Every forest has its source every meadow has its flower." "Every heart has its story from years of youth." "Every forest has its source every meadow has its flower." "Every heart has its story from years of youth." "And the forest's source dry up and the meadow's flower dies." "But the heart's quiet story no time can destroy." " Good night, darling!" " Good night, darling!" " Sleep well, old lady." " Sleep well!" "No... *inaudible*!" "*inaudible*!" "Ha!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "What is it?" "What is it that has h...?" "Who is it?" "What is it about?" "Chief Olsson!" "Oh no!" " Berit!" "Your husband's boss is here!" " I'll be damned!" "Chief!" "Then we're rescued." "Hello, Chief!" "Welcome to Ensamholmen!" "Chief, I have an idea." "Could the Chief walk under water and steal the fisherman's engine... and then walk to the sailboat, so they can get ashore with the engine." " He would walk?" "!" " Quiet, I'll tell you." " Take this iron..." " Ouch!" "Oops!" "If the Chief would wear that barrel over his head..." "Gorgeous!" "Now sneak quiet and cautious." "There went Olsson." "Stop that." "Stop that!" "Argh!" "Ouch!" "Come out!" "You haven't got a chance!" "Argh!" " Come on!" " Stick 'em up in the sky!" "Help!" "Help!" "Hello!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Hello?" "Help!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Water!" "Water!" "Water!" "I strong wind comes from southwest!" "My friends, let's sail to Jamaica!" "I'll take command, I've got lady pants." "Help!" "Hello!" "Help!" "Nisse a sailor wants to be and sail all the way to Jamaica bring back a boat full of bananas from the island of Jamaica." "Help!" "Nisse a sailor wants to be and sail all the way to Jamaica." "Help!" "Hello!" " Welcome!" " Welcome!" "This is incredible." "It's the worst thing I've seen!" "This would never have happened if they had a telephone." "Support the telephone company!" "Goodbye." "Subtitles translated by 54"