" l'd sell all you can quickly." " So it's true, we are on the chopping block." "Previously seen on Traders." " There are no plans to eliminate your Derivatives Department." " That's not really fair, is it?" "My record alone should entitle me to at least equal consideration, if not better." " But you said my job was safe." " lf you need a letter or anything like that..." " l want this bid to succeed, as you do." " Either pass 10% by the day's end, or I'm pulling the deal." " lt's an impossible deadline." " She's lost confidence in Gardner/Ross." " She's lost confidence in Sally Ross." "We're both buyer and seller." "And pull in both commissions?" " Polar's going through the roof." "What have you done?" " Nothing." " Okay, somebody knows." "We got a leak." " ljust want to know who the traitor is." " l'm looking into who profited from the leak." " l don't care who made the money." "More powerto them." " Come on, Adam, you think we got a spy in our midst?" " l know that we lost a major deal because the street found out about Polar Pipelines." "It's a miracle it didn't happen sooner." "We dispose of our confidential information as if it were last Sunday's paper." "Actually, I shredded and burned last Sunday's paper." "Scattered the ashes to be safe." " l want sign-in procedures strictly enforced." "Data-waste monitoring." "We're already taping phone calls to and from the floor." "I want to expand it to the entire firm." " Strip search, me first." " Marty, Marty, Marty..." "Please, there are humans in our presence." "[ chuckling ]" " How about drug testing?" " Um, this isn't the Pentagon." " No, no, when the military has a leak, how much cash do you suppose comes out of the General's pockets?" "Adam, you got way too much time on your hands." "Find a hobby." " Sit down, Marty." "Sit down." "Do you think that Arvon and Grant want us to advertise their recapitalization plans?" "I found this blowing around the parking lot behind the dumpster." "Yeah, that's right." "So, who was on that deal?" " Benny." " Benny!" "What do we know about any of these, these people?" "is there anybody at this table who knows where this Benny lives?" " Up North somewhere, I think." " The man has a pierced ear." " Benny has a pierced ear?" "Watch him." "One man's garbage is another man's inside information." " Benny has a pierced ear?" " Eiderdex, they make the goose down." "It's at an eighth, but it's set to move." "Yeah, well, I wouldn't wait too long." "It's going to be a cold winter." "Right." "For all of us." "but waste money on the exactor?" "Okay, Mr. Tramell, I'll see what I can find." " Oh, yeah, Freddy, like I don't read the Business section." "Come on, call me when you got something fresh." "All right, people, you all got the memo here." ""data-waste management buddies"?" " This is brain dead." " Somebody leaked Polar Pipelines." "What does Cunningham figure, we're trying to smuggle stuff out of here in orange rinds?" " l'd try and stay out of that man's head." "All right, now, you're paired up with Ayn, right?" " Security is too slack around here." "I better not find anything personal." " Oh, two!" " Not funny, Seidleman." " l've got a cold." "Marty's my buddy." "You don't want him having to pick through that stuff." " Benny, Benny, Benny, why don't you just, like, make adult garbage like everyone else?" " Hey, you want to invade my privacy, you takes your chances." " Krywarik, it is your lucky day." "You now have two buddies." " Marty, come on." " No, I got work to do." "What?" "You got something on your cheek." " No, your cheek cheek." "What?" "Who did this?" "What?" "We've got ourselves a new screen saver." " Gardner/Ross has a reputation for discretion." " Good." "I have a problem, Mr. Larkin, and to be honest, I'm not sure there is a solution." "I wish to acquire control of the Oberhagen Corporation." " They're a diversified multinational." "Atakeover would will be costly." " The problem is not money." "I'm prepared to pay a significant premium." "However, I'm not prepared to pay it to Oberhagen." " That's a problem." "What do you know about them?" " They're into everything." "Household cleaners, mouthwashes." "Yes, all those fine products Americans so love." " Did you know the company was founded in Germany, in 1933?" " No, no, I didn't." " Have you ever heard of phylozyraptomene, also known as PZR?" "In 1942 the Nazis found that they were killing people faster than they were able to dispose of the bodies." "Scientists from Oberhagen worked forthe Nazis to develop PZR as a catalytic agent." "Something to help speed up decomposition." "Bodies from prisoners in Buchenwald were used to test the product." "Two of those bodies were my parents." " l'm sorry." " Oberhagen remain the proud owners of this formula to this day." "They are marketing it as The Garden Rescue, a composting catalytic from the "green is good" people." " ls this product dangerous?" " l don't much care." "Last yearthey made over $16 million off that formula." "They are profitting from my parents' death." "They have no right." "No one has the right." "What's good for the goose, Norm..." " The bonds are going up..." " No, too low." " So, what are the risks?" "It's too much." " 96 was a very stable..." " Damn, I can't move this stuff." "Where's Eiderdex now?" " 15 even." "You betterfigure something out." "I'd like to go two consecutive weeks without firing anybody." " Talk to me, Harry." "Was I right about latex, uh?" "So trust me on this one." "Very good." "We are bundled, yeah." "What?" " Nothing." "How's it going?" "You know, the usual." " How is it with you and Cunningham?" "Well, I wouldn't want to go camping with him." "You were on the Arvon and Grant trading thing, right?" "Yeah." " Be more careful with the paperwork." "He's everywhere since the Polar leak." " l had nothing to do with Polar." "What, he thinks I got something to do with that?" " l keep out of his head." " Nothing happened on Arvon and Grant." "Why is he picking on me?" " He's not picking on you." " Then who is?" " Nobody!" "Give it a rest." "Be careful." " Hey, Bobby, it's Chris at Gardner/Ross." "I've got something that might interest you." "Give me a call, okay?" " Take a leak before you bust a gut." " Leaks take, what, four minutes, five if you've been powering back coffee -- you can make lots in five minutes." " Or lose it." "You should consider adult diapers." "They've saved me millions." "Really, think about it." " Showed up at Ellis Island in '47 at the age of 12." "Started out as a farm labourer." "Built an agri-business spanning the prairies." "Sold out last year for half a billion dollars." "What about the rest of it?" " The patent, the product, Oberhagen's complicity in the death camps, it all checks out." "But they were nevertried." "There's not one mention" "Who's the CEO?" " Peter Oberhagen." "He's the grandson of the founder." "We're doing it." " First of all, it's impossible." "You can't just destroy someone else's company, not without paying for it." " Come on, Donald, you must have destroyed a few companies in yourtime." "What's second of all?" " Have you considered the ethics of this?" "Yes." " l thought you didn't like causes." "They obscure your judgment." "We're getting paid, aren't we?" " ls that why you're doing it?" "It was 50 years ago." " To our client, it wasn't." " This is an industry based on one overriding concept, Jack." "Money doesn't smell." " This money stinks." " Excuse me." "Donald, I had Davison do a little investigation into Polar Pipelines." " Okay." "Apparently three firms bought stock very early on." "I want you to narrow it down to one." "Oops, sorry." "Okay, there's no rush." "All right." "Just have it on my desk tomorrow morning, first thing." "You have a third of all?" "Yeah, it's still impossible." " l didn't realize when you bought beef futures you actually took delivery of beef." " l had my butcher save me the trip." "Anton's coming overfor dinner." " How's it going with you two?" " Good, I think." "Yeah, good." " That's good." " How about you and Brian?" " Conflict resolution mediation." "Try saying that fast after a few drinks." " His idea?" " Court order." "I think they want us to upgrade ourfighting skills before the divorce." "You know, I can dress for a cocktail party or a hockey game or a drive-in movie." "But what do you wearto a conflict resolution mediation?" "A suit of armour." " l miss Carrie." "I miss Brian." " How does he feel?" " l don't know." "[ door opening ]" "What do we have?" "A bunch of jerks doing ourtrading." "You know, I can't believe they're millionaires." " There's a lot about traders you're never going to understand, Carl." "So, did you retain a lab?" " No, they all tell me the same thing." "You can't arbitrarily impose a drug test on an employee without just cause." "And we don't have just cause." "All right, we'll tell our employees we're implementing a mandatory drug-testing policy." "Adam, it's illegal." "Worse, it's pointless." " lf you want information from somebody, what's the first thing you do?" " l'd ask them." " That's the difference between us, I'd find out his weakness and exploit it." "You'd exploit our own people?" " Somebody's already exploited one of them, and I want to find out which one." "I have to find out who has a weakness." " The Executive Committee will never approve drug testing." "For what I have in mind, I don't need approval." "Try a little lateral thinking, Carl." "To catch a rat, you don't actually need cheese." "You just need to make him think you have the cheese." "Yeah, it's Adam Cunningham." "You have a wonderful house." "Well, sometimes I'd like to see it in the daylight." " Have you always lived alone?" "Well, not when I was very young." "You know what I mean." "You're asking me if I used to have a life?" "I can't rememberthe last time I saw a movie." "I shop forfood every Wednesday so that my cleaning lady thinks I have a life." "She has five kids underthe age of 7, and she feels sorry for me." "What?" " Stop it." "What?" " North Americans have this disease, this talk show disease." "Everybody must be witty and clever all the time." " Some people are witty and clever all the time." "[ chuckling ]" " Tell me something about you... nobody else knows." " l'm not very good at this." "Why not?" " Uh..." "You go first." "All right." "When I am up there..." "conducting, totally into the music, sometimes I'm not." "Sometimes I'm completely aware of the audience." "And this is the sad part." "I love it." "We all need validation." " l was supposed to be an artist." "I was supposed to be above that." "You are an artist." "And you're human." "And you?" " l have trouble throwing things away." "[ chuckling ]" " l was looking for something a little more personal." " Uh..." "Sometimes I feel I'm a fraud." "That's all you get on a first date." " lt's ourthird." " Okay." "I'm positive any minute someone's going to call me on it." " Everybody has those moments." "Yeah, not you." "You're honest and passionate and pure... like your music." "We have a lot to learn about each other." " lt was a small toothpick company." " Pulp and paper." " lt doesn't Matter." "Donald wiped Them out." " "wiped them out" is a bit strong." " Gardner/Ross represented their Canadian bank." "The bank got nervous about foreign investment, which was crazy, because the company was sound." " They missed a payment." " By two days." "The bank sends a troop of accountants and D'Arby." " l put their company into receivership to protect the interests of my client." " They started selling out divisions at liquidation prices." "Three months later..." " They went bankrupt." "We do the exact same thing with Oberhagen, only this time we do it on purpose." "And it'll cost you a fortune." "You'll be buying their debt from the bank and kissing it goodbye." "But you won't be paying it to Oberhagen." "And what happens to the formula?" "You pick up the patent for a song from the trustee in bankruptcy, and renew it under a different application each time it nears expiry." "You could stop anyone from ever using it again." " ls this legal?" " Probably." " Completely." " Probab" " Compl" " Good enough." " Eiderdex is down to 14 1/2." " lt's the ozone layer's hole." "Who'll buy goose down?" "You want a money maker?" "Buy shares in Sunblock." " Don't make this into a career." "If you can't dump it all, let it go in bite-size portions." "Get rid of it." " l've called all my clients." "Well, then call somebody else's clients." "Not mine." " Retail clients?" "Yeah, why not?" "Those idiots Jump anything." " l'm a trader, not a broker." "Yeah, well, You're a trader covered with crap." " So, we're all going to be peeing in a bottle." " The same bottle?" " l don't know." "What's he talking about?" " No idea." "What are you talking about?" " l saw a joke;" "I went for it." "Sue me." "What's going on?" "Well, Cunningham's taking a meeting with Bill Robinson of Biocorp." "They do drug testing." " No way." " Mm-hmm." "Adam can't force people to take drug tests." "It's a privacy issue." "Just telling you what I saw." "Here." "You paid 98 cents on the dollar forthis debt?" " l would have paid more, too." "Well, you're not completely insane." "Oberhagen Corp looks damn solid." " There's gotta be a problem." " Everybody has problems." " Tell me what's wrong with this company." "Your client bought debt," "Solid safe debt -- be thrilled." " Our client paid lots of money forthis debt." "I want to know everything about it." "That's not being unreasonable." "You guys ever heard of Tom Pepitone?" " Bond trader." "What's he got to do with this?" "Well, nothing" " Here, forget him." "Come on." "All payments made on time." "All reporting done on time." "They've had a profit the last seven consecutive quarters." " They're heavily in debt." " To us, Jack, the debt to book equity ratio went a little overthe top a couple of quarters back, but they're back in line..." " Breach of their loan agreement." " Before your client owned the debt." "We step into the shoes of previous creditor?" " Did they waive the breach?" " No." "What's going on here?" " l want to send a receiver in there, Arthur." "Jack, you're overreacting." "I think you should speak to your client." " l have." "How long will it take to get somebody in there?" " l could get you in tomorrow" " That's great, do it." "Adam has gone nuts." " l don't know." "Adam seems like a pretty decent guy to me." "He works upstairs, right?" " Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo." "Aren't you at all spooked by this drug testing?" " Oh, no, no, to tell you the truth, I sort of enjoy the attention." "I mean, I mean, it is science." " lt's a witch hunt." "It's not a science." " No, actually it can be quite accurate." "There are three common methods fortesting for drugs in urine and blood:" "lmmuno-assay, gas chromatography and mass spectrometry." "Hope they don't, they don't use immuno-assay." "Won't tell them squat." "I take a lot of tests." "Doctors say my, my metabolism is, is unusual." " Really, no kidding?" "Hmm." "Nobody is going to put my urine under a microscope." " See, that's not how it works." " There's a stock that might interest you." "What?" " Eiderdex." "You know my rule, Chris." "If I haven't been tracking it, I don't buy it." " Goose down, winter's coming... somewhere." "What are the fundamentals?" " Superb." "What's Marty say?" " He said your clients would jump all over it." "Well, Mr. Tramell's been asking for something just like this." "Hmm, thanks, Chris." " ls this really necessary?" " No." "Thanks." "You're welcome." " l'm sorry I missed dad's funeral." " No, you're not." " l'm sorry I wasn't there foryou." "What do you want?" " l lost my job." " l'm sorry." " l'm bright, I work hard." " This is not a good idea." " l'm your sister, Jack." " Have a little pride, would you?" " l've got two kids, no husband and no job." "Pride's out of my price range." "I abandoned dad, not you." " lt's going in the garbage." " Fine." "[ knocking ]" " Good morning, Mr. D'Arby." "Actually it's, uh, just after..." "Sorry." " So, what do you have?" " First one in on the Polar Pipelines deal was a guy named Tom Pepitone?" " Should I know him?" " No." "He's a bond trader." "What's he doing in equities?" " Oh, I thought that was rhetorical." " lt was." "Where does he work?" " Silken Brothers, but he's not in today." "They told me where l can reach him." "What's the number?" " lt isn't a number." "It's a place." "It's, it's kind of weird." " Excuse me." "Mr. Pepitone?" "Yeah?" " l'm Sally Ross from Gardner/Ross." "I want to talk to you for a few minutes." "I could wait foryou outside." " Oh, I'm not going anywhere for a while." "Pull up a pew." " l wanted to ask you about the Polar Pipelines stocks that you traded last week." " Best trade I ever made." "We're trying to pinpoint the source of certain information." "You religious, Miss Ross?" " Not really, not since I was a kid." " l was the same way." "Never set foot inside a church from one Christmas to the next until I had my epiphany." " Excuse me." " Moment of revelation." " l know what it means." "You--you're saying you had one." " Over lunch, last week." "Luigi's Clam House." "Best clams casino in the city." "You know the place?" " lf you don't want to talk, that's fine." "But don't waste my time." " Settle down." "I'm telling you the truth." "[ sighing ] I was having lunch, suddenly I hearthis voice telling me" "Polar Pipeline is going to be bought." "I look around, the place is half empty." "I think I'm cracking up." "It happens again." "So this time, I write down the information, I go back to my office and place the order." "And I wait to see if God is jerking me around." "[ phone ringing ]" "Hang on a second." "Tom Pepitone." "Hal, look, did you unload my Canada 7 1/2's of 01?" "Hang on a second." "If I was going to lie, I wouldn't do it in here." "Yeah, Hal." "Yeah." "Did we do anything with that mining thing?" " Conflict resolution mediation." "Conflict resolution mediation." "Conflict resolution mediation." "I need another drink." " That good?" "Worse." "Anything you want to talk about?" "Yeah, how was your date?" " He's a wonderful guy." " How about them Jays?" " l think I'm going to set up a urine wholesaling operation." " Now, who would pay foryour urine?" "Wholesaling." "I sell Jim's urine to somebody hiding something." "Jim's the cleanest." "The arbitrage opportunities alone will make me a fortune." " No, it wouldn't work." "Security's airtight on this kind of thing." "You could always inject somebody else's urine directly into your own urinary tract." " Eww, yuck." " l was speaking to Jansky." "It's such an invasion of privacy." " lnvasion of privacy." "Unconscionable." "Untenable, illegal." "I'm doing it." "Cunningham's all over me." "You know, maybe this will get him off my back." " l have a problem with this." "What?" " Those jars." "They're too small." "Whoa, Chris." "You know, this whole thing has made me question whether or not I'm working forthe right firm." " Eh, you've got to choose your hills to die on." "Yeah, well, either way... I'm going to die." "You got something to hide?" "Yeah." " Oberhagen's a great place to work. lt's a great place." "Right here." "Everything you asked for is right here." "If I can help with anything..." "Well, I need to see a statement of monthly revenues forthe past three years for all the divisions." " Uh, yeah, yeah, um..." "Follow the prompts." " Thanks." "Anything else I can do?" " No, that's great." " My wife works here too." "Same as my eldest boy." "Jack Larkin?" " Hi." " Peter Oberhagen." " Thanks, Stan." "What's your problem?" "Your debt-to-equity ratio was in breach of your loan covenants." " Unless you're a fool that sure as hell isn't your problem." " Oh, my client felt a receiver was necessary in orderto-  l know, get in, restore order and leave, huh?" "That's crap." "Oberhagen's been around forever and it'll stay around forever as long as you keep your hands off it." "We're within our rights." " Sure." "[ sighing ]" "We borrowed too much money." "Maybe we should have foregone the Daycare Centre, huh?" "Maybe the handicap ramps were a bit too excessive." "What do you think?" "Thank God you're here to straighten us out." " He spoke with God?" " That's what he thinks." "He says he didn't have any inside information, unless revelations count." "What was he supposed to say?" " Not that." " He made a fortune on a stock nobody was touching -- either he comes up with an excuse, or he goes to jail for insidertrading." "This one's a beauty." "We sure as hell can't disprove it." " l believe he believes it." "Ask him yourself." "He goes to mass every morning at St. Jude's." "You'll pardon me if I pursue my investigations on a more secular plane." " How did it go?" " Lousy." "They treat their people betterthan we do." "Were you expecting stalag 17?" " No." " Um..." "Jack, have you... heard anything about drug testing?" "Where did you hearthat?" " lt's, it's around." " Paranoia." " l'm going to pee in a cup." " Two years community college, three secretarial jobs in seven years, and she spelled "opportunity" with one "p"." " That's wrong?" " She's not an analyst." "You need somebody." " Because you had Monika fired." "Yeah." "She's going to cost you a quarter as much." "And she'll be worth a tenth as much." " She's bright, capable and she's my sister." " Maybe you won't have this one fired." " Bastard." "You're a useless bastard." " l'm not useless." " Eiderdex opened at 11 this morning." "What do you care?" "You got your commission." " One time I don't do my stock assessment, you screw me." "My client lost over $100,000." " He'll get over it." "Why the hell should he?" "I hung him out to dry!" "You think people go to Vegas, lose big, learn their lesson and leave the next morning?" "I don't think so." "What does it matter anyway?" "I'm history." " lt'll take more than an unhappy client." "Yeah..." "A lot more." " To hell with you!" "What are you talking about?" "Why do you think I became a trader?" " Get stinking rich and drive fast cars." "Wrong." "To be left alone." " Come on, Benny, just get back to work." " lf l wanted to be subjected to abuses of power every day, I'd be working up in Corporate Finance or Research or in a goddamn bank somewhere!" "I've been in this game for 18 years!" "How the hell do you think it feels to have your integrity suddenly called into question?" " lt's not just you." "We're all picking garbage too!" " l don't think so!" "I say that we tell Cunningham that he can take his urine testing and piss off!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Who's with me, huh, come on!" " Mutiny, sure." " Everybody." "Why did you pick me forthis job?" " l heard you were a man of conviction." "Was I wrong?" "What we're doing is going to hurt innocent people." "Were the people innocent who supplied provisions to the death camps?" "You can't possibly be comparing" " To profit from immorality is an act of immorality." "What if these people didn't know anything?" " They should have." "Nothing good can grow from poisoned earth." "Wouldn't it be better just to remove the poison?" " l heard good things about this place." "Heard the guy was a little possessed, but..." " l've been thinking about the other night." " So have I, huh?" " Thank you." "Oh, no, no menus, thank you." "We'll have the clams casino." " l thought there was a party of 12 coming." " lt's been cancelled." " Great, another booming lunch hour." " Do you hearthat?" " No." " How many?" " Come here, come here." " Six." "I need the spoons too." "So hurry..." "You hearthat, don't you?" " Thank you." " No problem." "Yeah." " Table six looking for a cheque balance." " lt's a whispering gallery." "An acoustic anomaly." "The sound from that table bounces down to this specific spot." "If we move the table a couple of feet away... we don't hear anything." " Do you, do you mind?" "I want you to try something for me." "Would you mind sitting-- going and sitting overthere?" "Say something." " Sally, I, uh... I have something to tell you." " lt's great." "Excuse me!" "Uh, you take reservations?" " Of course." " Could you tell me who was sitting at that table overthere and... this table last Thursday?" " l'll check the book, Madam." " Thank you." " Sally... I haven't been honest with you." "I'm married." "We're using the same formula?" "I didn't know anything about this." "Your grandfather did." "Mr. Ben Dann's parents did." "I have a proposal." "What my client wants is the Garden Rescue patent." "Now, you agree to assign him that," "He sits on the patent, the product's gone, so am I." " Ben Dann?" "Yeah." " Man, these Jews." "They're unbelievable." "Get the hell out of my office." "You had no right!" " There will never be any testing." "We simply advised the employees of the possibility." "And waited fortheir reactions." "Well, you got it!" "The whole pit's up in arms!" "In the middle of the trading day!" " l'm sorry Marty, but Benny's shown his hand." "What hand?" "Nobody's happy." "I know I'm not." " Benny led the charge." "He believes he has most to lose." " This is total smoke and mirrors." " Face it, Marty, your buddy is vulnerable, which means that he cannot be trusted, which means he's got to go." "You've got the wrong man, Adam." "And when I realized on the day of the leak" "Tom Pepitone was having lunch in a whispering gallery, I had an epiphany." "Right there in Luigi's Clam House." " Luigi's?" "Oh, God." " God had nothing to do with it." " l was just having lunch." "You'll issue a statement apologizing to our employees." " No, I won't." "You abused the confidence of this firm and then you tried to implicate others." "Why are you so angry?" "You've been grossly irresponsible," "You've cost this firm substantial billings, you've damaged employee relations, possibly irreparably." "10 minutes ago you were ready to fire Benny for what you did." "Are you prepared to resign?" " No, and I'm not prepared to take the fall forthis." "Well, you did it." " Perhaps." "But, but I think owning up to this is going to undermine confidence in management." " Eitheryou eat crow on this..." "or I force-feed it to you." " Not one?" "They must employ hundreds of people." " They don't employ any Blacks or Asians either." " Nice work." " Thank your sister." " Really?" " l went through the last three company yearbooks." "Then I checked court records." " Five years ago there was a discrimination complaint filed against them alleging unfair employment practices." "What happened?" " They paid the complainant off." " l checked the guy down in Florida." "They paid him $50,000 to keep quiet." " l guess he owes them a refund." " l couldn't get him to shut up." "They still owe him five." " Not bad." "You're welcome." " Doesn't make any difference." "Give your client a call." " Oberhagen's served us with papers." " They're alleging the receiver was appointed in bad faith." "They want an injunction." "What happened?" "Well, they've alleged that Mr. Larkin told them that you wanted to dismantle their company." "I mean, any judge would throw out a receiver with a plan like that." "Their case is good." "What happened?" " l read him wrong." "I screwed up." " l told you." "Well, you're due in court tomorrow morning forthe motion." "We've uncovered proof of racist hiring practices." " Unfortunately, that will be immaterial if they can prove their allegations." " l can't believe Cunningham wanted to crucify me." " He still does." " For his leak?" " Oh, Sally copied you on the memo, huh?" " Got it, kissed it, framed it, sent in a copy to my lawyer." "You don't think Adam's going to be put off just 'cause this whole thing was his fault, do you?" "Get a grip, Benny." "Why me?" "Your pierced ear." " That's it?" " lsn't that enough?" " Oh, you shmuck." "Why did you get it pierced anyway?" " l didn't get it pierced." "It got pierced." " Oh, yeah." " No, no, no, no, honest." "It was a frat party and I fell asleep" " Passed out." "Well, when I woke up the next morning, I had this splitting headache and there was this little note taped to me chest saying that I should swab it with alcohol three times a day for a week." "Well, I thought that it would, you know, cover over." "So, you are normal." "That's" " Not even close." "Yeah, well, I noticed that today." "[ laughing ]" ""Marty, I've been in this game for 18 years!"" " Shut up!" "[ chuckling ]" " Thank you." "It's not really anything, anyway." "It's, uh..." "Well, I guess it's something." "It's something to me." " l did what I did so nobody would have to know." "Okay?" "Oy, I got to take a leak." " Quiet time." "Yeah." "Are you working late?" " No." "You okay?" " Been better." "How about you?" " The same." "17 times 14?" "What?" "Whenever I feel down, I do math." "It's basic, pure." "It has a right and wrong." " 238." " Not bad." " l practise when I can't sleep." " How old are you?" " 30." " Too young to have trouble sleeping." "42 times 21?" " 882." " 38 times 17?" "[ sighing ]" " 646." "66 times 22?" " 1452." " Do you swearthe testimony you're about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?" " l watched him broker the tobacco tax with the PMO, Health and Welfare, the RCMP and the opposition in three days." "A stupendous coup." "It's going to be in all the papers tomorrow." "Wait till this guy is finished with special status and veto." "He is going to turn this country on its ear, and he's not even elected." "Word is he's working a shift on equalization payments, which is going to allow DRP and a few others to be on easy street." " Give me a minute." " Sure." " Have you no soul?" " l am sorry about yourfamily." " Because of one man, everybody suffers?" " Sometimes one man can make a difference." "You could talk to your client, change his mind..." " Do you have any idea where your company's products come from?" " l don't know. I don't care." "You should have." "After 50 years, I can rest a little." "Thank you." "You're welcome." " Congratulations, I guess." " Thank you, I guess." " So, did you have to lie?" "Yeah." "Guess I let a cause obscure my judgment, huh?" " There's got to be a moral in here somewhere." "There's certainly no shortage of irony." " The moral is I was right." " That doesn't change anything." " l'm still right." "Clients are idiots." "Took the guy less than 24 hours to come crawling back to a broker who blew him out." "Yeah." "And then we slept together." " Oh." " lt was beautiful." " Oh... his idea." " My idea." "My idea it would change something." "My idea we could just forget what happened." " Dumb idea." " Nothing changes anything." "[ phone ringing ]" " lt's probably Anton." "He's married." " Do you think God created men and women just so we could drive each other crazy?" "Well, you know, I do really good in arithmetic, but I'm not so good on essay questions." "Yeah." "DVD subtitles:" "CNST Montreal" "You expect a sure thing,"