"Each moment I look out for that gorgeous face" "I see many a face Don't see that face" "She must be out there - the one" "Whose sun sign Matches my heart-sign" "What's your sun sign?" "Here he comes... finally..." " Long Live Krishna, Bapuji..." " Long Live Krishna... come on, give me." " Just one letter?" "That's it?" " Yes Bapuji!" " Here's your gift." " Thank you!" "Yogesh...!" "Yogesh is the only one, who sends me a letter on my birthday." "He's in America these days, completing his studies but he never forgets to wish me Happy Birthday!" "I have arrived on a decision that I am going to 'will' all my land, all my property... to Yogesh!" "Pragji bhai, I'm sure you have thought this through but I had a question." "You have several grandchildren then why would you want to will everything only to Yogesh?" " Because all the others are self-centered." " Really?" "How to build selfless relationships, one must learn from this boy." "My younger daughter's younger son." "He knows how to form relationships..." "build relationships." "My son Jitu has been embroiled in a scam of half a million in the share market." "He gave cheques to the creditors, but all the cheques have bounced." "He could get jailed any day!" "So the question is - will Jitu go to jail?" "Please have a look..." "Jitu is not destined to go to the dungeons!" " Jyotsna..." "Light a lamp in the temple." " Yes Mummy." "Now the question is..." "how will we repay such a huge amount?" "Is there anyone else?" " Then, please study this one." " Whose is this?" " Our younger son, Yogesh." "Right... why leave this one out?" "Quiet..." "listen carefully!" "On the 20th of this very month Yogesh will be married!" "Come again?" "Are you sure?" "Unbelievable on the wedding day Yogesh will get the blessings of the Goddess of wealth." "Really!" "Are you sure?" "I have seen thousands of birth charts, but none like this one!" "Mark my words Bharat bhai." "The moment Yogesh finishes going around the holy fire that very moment it will rain money!" "He will receive so much wealth, that you will need extra people to count it." "I cannot believe this, Bhautesh bhai!" "He is right!" "Bapuji just called to say that the day Yogesh gets married that very day, all his wealth will belong to Yogesh." " I cannot believe you, Shakuntala!" " Congratulations Bharat bhai!" "This family's fortune is going to turn the day he gets married!" "Very good!" "But... under what pretext will we call Yogesh down here?" " Come son, get married!" " Then, he surely won't." "What if we say that, you've got a heart attack?" "This Jitu, has already got plans for me." "Hey Khodi..." "I'm going to India next week..." "do you need anything from there?" "I'll let you know." " See you later Khodi!" " Ok, see you later." "We'll talk about the marketing tactics and the changing marketing situation the branding of a country" " India!" "Jitu bhai!" "When did Pappa get the attack?" "Which hospital?" "Of course I'm coming." "I'll call you as soon as I get a ticket." "Mummy don't worry..." "Jitu bhai how's Pappa?" "Pappa... you look fine." " Yes..." "I am fine." "You've just suffered a heart attack and you've come here to receive me?" " Mummy and Jitubhai, how could you allow him?" " Yogesh..." "I have not suffered a heart attack!" "Thank God!" " But then Jitu bhai had said..." " He lied." "Yogesh, we have called you here because we want you to get married!" "What?" "!" "20th is your wedding day, everything has been finalized." "The Pandit, the time, the venue, even the invites are ready." "Now all you need to do is select a girl." "Mummy, what's going on here?" "I don't get it." "Come on home, we'll tell you everything..." "Let's go Shakuntala!" "So, what have you got for me?" "I was left with no other choice, but to lie!" "Pappa, so if I have understood this right you want me to get married so that Grandpa will 'will' me his property and then you plan to sell that land and pay off Jitu bhai's debts?" " Am I right?" " Correct!" "I mean..." "I can't believe it!" "Jesus." " Got it." "Ok!" "I have an idea." "Why don't I go to the village and convince Grandpa to transfer all the property on my name before the wedding." "Has my father-in-law ever listened to anyone that he will listen to you?" "He won't." "But Pappa, I don't want to get married right now." "Not now?" "Then when?" "After I settle well into my new job." "I mean, at least, after a year." "You mean precisely one year after we all go bankrupt!" "Perfect!" "Shakuntala, when will your sons behave responsibly?" "Jitu bhai, how could you?" "Mummy what's for breakfast?" "I'm starving." "Come on Yogesh, let's get paan, before the breakfast is laid." "Paan?" "So early in the morning?" "Then you chew some gum..." "but come with me." "Yogesh, there is one more matter that you need to know." "What matter?" " The thing is that..." " Yes?" " Actually I..." " Jitu bhai..." "tell me, what is it?" "Besides the 2.5 crores, I owe 1.5 crore Rupees more!" "What?" "To whom?" " A brother." " A brother?" "Who's brother?" " Brother as in... a Don!" " Damn Jitu bhai!" "You mean 2.5 crores in cheque and the rest in cash?" " Total four!" " Hey Share Bazaar..." "We were heading to your house." "Why to my house?" "This matter need not reach my house, please!" "Where were you this morning?" "Hasn't Brother asked you to report everyday." " Yes..." " And who's this?" " Your bodyguard?" " No, he's my brother." " He's just come from America!" " Remember, Share Bazaar if Brother's doesn't get his money, then you won't even get to jail." "Actually... we were coming to meet Brother." "Brother is very busy whatever you have to say, say to me." "Alright... then please tell Brother that on the 20th is Yogesh's wedding!" "Just a minute..." "the invite is in my pocket here's the wedding invite!" "Brother's entire family is invited and of course you two also." "And the money?" "You will get it at the wedding itself." "You can count it while eating ice cream." "Let's see what Brother has to say..." "he will call you." "How come the bride's name is not mentioned?" "As soon as the girl is selected, I will call you please write it yourself." "If you're pulling a fast one on us, we'll make you dance the Garba!" "Move..." "Don't forget to report tomorrow!" "Please don't speak about this at home..." "everyone will get scared." "Jitu bhai, you're just too good!" "You're awesome!" "You've just been sleeping all day!" "Yogesh..." "I can understand what you're going through." "But remember, one cannot change one's destiny!" "I don't want you to suffer because of Jitu's misdoings." "If you don't wish to get married, just say no!" "Alright." "Now don't worry too much and once again, try to get some sleep... ok?" "What's your raashee?" "Why is this question necessary?" "Every sun sign is known by it's characteristics." "To get to know any male or female it's very important to understand every characteristic of every sun sign." "So this means that girls are divided in 12 types!" "So what have you decided?" "Yes..." "I will get married!" "Pappa, didn't I say he'd agree." "Thanks Yogesh!" "Come on, now quickly get ready." " Why?" "Where are we going?" " To Devu's place." "He has taken the responsibility to find you a suitable bride!" "So why don't we borrow the money from uncle Devu?" "He... has already taken forty lakhs from him." "So what?" "We'll return it." "And the money is Kanta's, not Devu's Listen, no one needs to know about Jitu's problem." " Not even Devu!" " Yeah, sure thing!" "2.5 + 1.5 + 40?" "Jitu bhai, where have you brought me?" "I'm sorry, I forgot to mention to you we had to report to the Don today, let's hurry." "Please just back me up, ok?" "Remember, Chand and Sooraj!" "Did you call us?" "Unless Brother says so you will not speak." " Don't utter a word." " Alright." " Not even this much." " Put your hands up!" "Hold it!" "It's my wallet." " This is a comb." " Move it!" "Lost your finger?" "I had warned you!" "Take him away." "Both of you please come." "Stack this!" "Brother, here is Share Bazaar..." "and this is his brother" " NRI!" "Hello." " Sit." "You mean here?" " Sit down!" " Hey NRI, what's your name?" " Yogesh Patel." "Yogesh... you know what your name means?" "Yeah I mean, Yogesh means..." "Yog as in possi..." "The God of possibilities and impossibilities, Yogesh!" " Yogesh...!" " Yes, exactly that." " It's a good name." " Thank you!" " You know my name?" " No..." "Moolraj - the one who's the King of all he surveys" " Moolraj!" "Wow!" "You too have a nice name." "So Yogesh... what are the chances of getting my money back on the 20th?" "Yes." " You will get it." " What if I don't, then?" "Fingers will get chopped everyday!" "Whose fingers brother?" "Good question!" "Both of yours!" "Ok Brother." " Why did you ask, whose fingers?" " I just wanted to confirm." "Jitu bhai, you amaze me." " Devu..." " Come Bharat bhai... come on in." " Welcome Yogesh!" " Hi Devu kaka!" "Hey, come now..." "rise up and give me hug!" " Devu kaka!" " Come Jitu..." " Devu kaka you've got yourself a nice office!" " Yes... isn't it, I designed it myself." "It's really nice." "So..." "Yogesh Patel..." "MBA..." "University of Chicago!" "All set to get married?" "The boy is feeling shy." "Bharat bhai, this boy is so handsome that believe it or not, 176 girls have responded!" " Really?" " Absolutely, watch this." "No!" "Look there." "Here is your advt." "This too, is designed by me!" " But this photograph is quite old Devu kaka." " Photograph is not important!" "What is important is that in the next 10 days you have to meet 176 girls." " That means... more than 17.6 girls per day!" " Yes." "And here are the bio data's of all the interested girls and my estimates are in this column." " 1 crore, 3 crores, 5 crores... what's that?" " The capability of each family." "The one who can give 5 crores is the best!" " You mean 1 crore, 3 crores, 5 crores, in dowry?" " Yes!" "But the advertisement said, 'no dowry please'." "Oh, that's part of the protocol." "But I will not accept dowry!" " What do you mean?" " I mean, accepting dowry is against my principles." "What do you mean?" " Lf you don't accept any dowry then how will Jitu..." " Bharat bhai... every groom is like a king." "Their wish is like a command!" "Ok, ok no problem." "Don't accept a dowry." "And one more thing!" "I will not meet so many girls." "Then how else?" "I will meet only 12 girls..." "one girl of each sun sign!" "One girl from every sun sign?" "Now what kind of logic is that?" "Bharat bhai, MBA has made him organized." "It's a good idea!" "But Yogesh... why?" "First of all, it's very difficult to meet so many girls in 10 days and secondly, I always thought that I would have a love marriage!" "But everyone wants me to get married right now." "And one can't fall in love so quickly." "But then, last night I read, that there are 12 types of girls 12 sun signs and every sun sign has its own characteristics so I thought why not meet one girl of each sun sign and give myself 12 chances you know, to fall in love, maybe." "Good idea!" "But Yogesh, what if you don't fall in love even after meeting these 12 girls?" "No problem, I will get married to the best girl amongst them." "But at least I won't regret not trying to fall in love!" "Alright... but there's no need to mention this sun sign blah blah to anyone." "We'll become a laughing stock!" "Yogesh, from amongst these girls the 12 will be selected by me." "We will commence tomorrow itself." "Anjali's father is one of the biggest Isabgol farmer from Oonjha!" "Here they are..." " Kachar bhai?" " Yes." "Myself Kachar bhai." "Yourself?" "Myself Devu bhai... my brother Bharat bhai." " Good!" "Good!" " How do you do?" " And her good-self?" "Bhabhi?" " Shakuntala." " Good!" "Good!" "Very good!" " Namaste!" " Herself is my wife Kokilaben." " Namaskar!" " This is candidate?" " Can... yes!" "Candidate..." "Y. B. Patel." "Why why?" "Be a Patel because it is best thing in the whole world!" " Please to meet you!" " Ya." " Anjali, your daughter not here?" " Anjali, my doctor?" "Coming just now." "Uh... gone to fresh... get!" "Ok." "There she is!" "Anajli Kachar bhai Patel!" "Speak top English." "Speak my child, speak!" " Namaste..." " Heard that?" "Namaste..." " You Patels hail from which village?" "The 5th...?" " 6th!" "Kokila bhabhi, we have answers to all your questions." "But first let the kids chat with each other." "Why not?" "Children, children feel boring in elders talk." "Go my child... go, go!" "Please... after you." "Devu bhai, Bharat bhai... for dowry, you want cheque or don't mind cash?" " Cheque... cash?" " You want to talk business?" " Yes!" " Then talk Gujarati." " After you." " No no, you phirst." " No... you first!" " Ok, me phirst, you shecond!" " Thank you!" " You're welcome!" "No menson." "Thanks!" "So Anjali... what's your sun sign?" "Mesh (Aries)... and I know you are a Vrishchik (Scorpio)!" "Right... that's great!" "So what are you studying?" "Finis school long time before." "Mother not wanting college." " Boys and all, you know?" " Oh!" "Yeah." " Sir?" " Sure..." "What would you like to have?" "Tea, coffee, something?" "I'll take a cold coffee." "Ok." " Sure." " With I ce cream." "Ok." " Make that two." "Ok." "So have you been in a relationship before?" "I'm just asking, just generally!" "No no no no, No boyfriend!" "Not allowed." " Oh... so you don't go out on dates." " No, I go out on all dates." "Sundates, Mondates... all dates, up till Saturdates!" " I don't mean these dates..." " I know... except Tuesdates I no going out." "Fasting, custom!" "So all dates I going out, only Tuesdates not going out." "What are your hobbies?" "Philms..." "English philms!" "Oh great!" "Who's your favorite star?" "Tom." "Tom..." "Tom Cruise?" "Tom and Jerry!" "You like Tom?" "No..." "I like Jerry!" "He's good also." "Thank you!" "Thanks bro!" "Yogesh, non-vegetarian food is not allowed in my house." "But nothing stops me from having it!" " Yes" "But only at Bhathiar galli in Amdavad..." "mom-dad don't know." "Oh... so you're a non-vegetarian." "Good!" "In that case, do you drink?" "Actually..." "I love wine!" "So you have wine?" "With your friends?" "From Oonjha?" "Sometimes, sometimes!" "Expect Tuesdates." "Sorry, except Tuesdates." "Oh yes I remember, fasting and custom!" "Yogesh... do you drink cigarettes?" "No, smoke." "Smoke?" "Never!" "But if you wanna smoke, go ahead." "Oh God!" "Holy cow!" "I'm sorry ma'am but no-smoking in here." "No one is smoking in here she's destroying cigarettes, please clear this... sorry!" " It's ok." " Are you ok?" "Anjali... you've never smoked before, right?" "No." "And you've never had meat or touched alcohol, right?" "And you mugged up all these English lines?" "Why?" "My father and I..." "took a 2 day crash course in English." "We thought that a NRI boy like you would like an English speaking smoking, drinking and non-vegetarian girl." "Actually my mother is old fashioned in her thinking." "She did not allow me go to college, did not let me learn English." "And even after my marriage she wanted me to keep the fasts and customs." "Saying this she will always interfere in my life." "There was only one way left to escape from her to get married to a NRI boy!" "My father also agreed with me." "Are you... angry with me Yogesh?" "No." "Anjali, you come across really sweet when you speak in Hindi." " Thank you." " You're welcome!" "No menson." "Tell me frankly..." "did you like me?" " Well..." " No formalities... take your time." "No no..." "I'll manage on my own." "Bye." " Bye." "Yogesh... it must be snowing in Chicago right now, isn't it?" "Yes." "You're nice." "So... how did you find the Aries girl?" " She is very pure at heart." " So shall we finalise her?" "No Devu kaka." "How can I decide within 15 minutes whether I like her or not." "Yogesh it has been 15 years since my marriage and I still have not been able to decide if I like your Kanta kaki or not." "Alright." "Let's not say no to Anjali right now." "Lets meet the next girl" " Kumbh (Aquarius)." "Ok!" "Where are we meeting?" "She is attending a wedding this evening, we will meet her there." " Sure!" " Alright." "That's decided then." "So, Trilok bhai likes these two models!" "Pack 50 crates of both." " Sir..." "Mrs. Kantaben Patel." " Oh Kanta bhabhi!" "Excuse us." "What brings you here?" "Please come." "Come." "I hope, all is well?" "Yes Bharat bhai..." "I need to speak to you about something." " You should've called me over." " No, we could not have met at my place." "And I could not trust anyone else with this matter." "What matter?" " I suspect... my husband is having an affair." " Affair!" "Whose!" "Devu's?" "Affair?" "He was last seen at Khandala, with her." " With whom?" " That's what needs to be found out." " No this can't be, are you sure of this?" " That's why I want you to find out." "Once I have that witch's name and address." "I can handle it all from there." " Bhabhi... you're asking me to spy on my own brother?" " Your cousin." "Yes, but it's not ethical." "I am also willing to forget the 40 lakh Rupees that jitu owes me." " So ask me, what is your query?" " I have a query, but it's not related to astrology." " Go on Sir?" " Do you know of any private detective?" "What's the job?" "Need him to tail someone." "Where he goes, which woman he meets, keep a watch on him and give me a full report of it." " Do you know of such a private detective?" " There is." "And you know him as well." "Who?" "Me, My self!" "Bhautesh Joshi." "So you're a private detective as well?" "Well you've never given me that business card before?" " Didn't feel the need to print it." " Why not?" "Detectives don't keep business cards." "Actually, this is my main business." " So tell me, who is having the affair?" " This is the photo." " So It's these two?" " But this is me!" "Oh!" "I get it!" "Consider your job done!" "Excuse me..." "Mr. Yogesh Patel?" "Anjali?" "Hi..." "I am Sanjana." "Hi..." " Sanjana Shah!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah... no!" "I just met someone who looks like you..." " Right... is this Phalsa sherbet?" " Yes ma'am." " And for you?" " Ya I'll have the same, thank you!" " Let's sit." " Right, after you." "So, what do you do?" "I've done my MBA and now working at Accenture in Chicago." " Good." " How about you?" "I'm a micro-biologist." "A microbiologist?" "A pretty one at that." "Tell me something I don't know." "Do you know how to make Dhokla?" " Sorry?" " No just, just ignore that." "Dhoklas!" "Why don't you try these Dhoklas." "They are superb." "And the chutney, it's really tangy!" "The dhokla's can wait." "Lets chat first." "Right... ok it's like this." "I am 21." "I was born in Aden, brought up in Kampala." "Good, good!" " Let me at least finish first!" " Alright." "I am in love with someone else." "He is from Kampala." "And is an African." " African..." " Actually, half African - half Indian." "Worubu is coming to India next week!" " Who?" " Worobu Kanakia, my boyfriend." "But my family is dead against this marriage." "That's why they packed me off to my uncles' in India." "And my uncle is forcing me to meet 'suitable boys'." "I mean that's why I am here." "Look, don't take it personally." "But I don't think, it's going to work out." " And... if you want, you can help us." " How is that?" "By rejecting me." "Okay... good luck!" " No, no Yogesh!" " I'll reject you for sure, I promise." "Ya thanks but if you walk away so quickly then my Uncle and Aunt will suspect something is amiss." "Look, right there." "They are with your uncle." "How about we, get out of here?" "Lets go for a drive." "A drive after rejection?" "Ok, cool!" "You know, this drive actually feels really good!" "There's just one problem, I can't see your face." " But, isn't this is a bit weird?" " Ya but so are you." "Because your getting yourself rejected." "How many boys have you got yourself rejected from?" "Hey... you have a guitar back there." " Yaa..." "I am also a part time DJ." "Wow... a DJ, a guitarist, do you sing too?" "But only when I am by my self." "Oh... in that case you won't sing today." "I get it." "Well in a way, I' m still alone." "So I will sing." "The wind has begun to sing - just for you" "The skies have turned to silk - just for you." "Don't go away." "Don't go away." "Don't go away." "Don't go away." "The wind has begun to sing - just for you" "The skies have turned to silk - just for you." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "This night won 't come back This season won 't turn back" "Who knows when we meet next?" "Who knows what happens next?" "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Wow!" "You sing really well!" "Let the night fall some more Let the feelings melt some more" "I know our paths part ahead but let's walk along some more" "I know you'll be gone soon But stay a while" "So I can keep some images Of you in my eyes forever" "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Don't go away." " Don't go away." "Excuse me, excuse me?" "May I help you?" " Yes, I'm sorry?" " What are you doing to my car?" "Your car?" " Yes." "But this is car number MH-04-BW8, right?" " Yes, that is correct." " Great!" "Can you unlock it please?" "Sure... but is there any problem?" "I've left my house keys inside and Devu's not answering his phone." " Got it." " Got it!" "Sorry but who are you?" "I am Anila Kamdar." "I'm Devu's Yoga teacher." "We are good friends!" " Really?" " Yeah." "Ok, so I'll be off." " I'm Yogesh Patel, by the way..." " Pleased to meet you." "Here they are." "We've looked for you everywhere." "I'm sorry Mamaji, we went for a short drive." "You did right." "At least both of you got to know each other." "Yes, but there is some bad news." "He has rejected me!" "What?" "It's ok." "No problem." "Is this true, Yogesh?" "Yes." "I'm really sorry Sanjana." "I know you will feel bad but I don't think we'll make a happy couple." "I'm so sorry Sanjana." "My nephew is crazy, to have rejected such a beautiful girl like you." "If I were any younger, I would have said yes instantly!" "Right now." " You're sweet." " Let's go Sanjana." "Bye." "I'm so sorry." "Namaste Ramnik bhai." "Let's go." "Doesn't she look like Anjali?" "Not at all!" "But one thing is for sure, you need to get your eyes checked." " You rejected such a sweet girl." " Sorry about that." "Oh Devu kaka, I met a friend of yours today." " Really." " Who is that?" " Anila Kamdar." "I don't know any Anila Kamdar." " She removed her keys from the car..." " Oh!" "Just forget about it." "Get ready to meet the next girl." " Ok!" "Actually, no!" " Why?" "From the time I have come, I haven't met Grandpa." "So first Grandpa, then everything else." " Ok!" " Yeah, ok good night." "Bapuji, Yogesh has arrived." " Yogesh... my son!" " I seek your blessings Grandpa." "I've been longing to see you." "I was talking about you only two days ago." "And Shakuntala mentioned that you were coming here to get married." " Yes." " I was so happy to hear this!" "And I received your birthday card." "You're the only one who always remembers." "How can I forget Grandpa?" "I really miss you!" " Lalji, get some more jaggery." " Getting it Sir!" "My Yogesh loves it!" "He would eat a slab of it when he was a kid." "You know Grandpa, something really strange happened." "I met the first girl, then the second." "And the second girl looked exactly like the first one." "I mean, they looked just the same!" "Let me explain..." "Now, at your age, all the girls you see you will only see one girls face in all of them." "Why is that?" "Because, in every girl you are searching for the girl of your dreams." "That's why in every face, you will only see that face." "Is that really true Grandpa?" "And remember." "Every girl is capable of being your dream girl!" "Does this... happen to everybody?" "Don't know about others but this is surely what happened to your Grandpa." "Grandpa!" " So what's the next sun sign?" " Mithun (Gemini)." " Hello Yogesh!" "This is Kajal Khakkar." " Hi!" " Listen why not meet in my college." " Sure!" " My college social is going on and it will be fun!" " Sure!" "But how will I recognize you?" "Don't worry, my best friend Sanchita will get you in." " Ok..." " And I'll recognize you!" " Cool!" "Kajal Khakkar!" "Any doubts?" " Not at all." " Right!" "By the way, you look more handsome than in your photograph." "Thank you!" "You know, I've never met anyone like you before." "I'm sure." " You know how to dance, right?" " A little bit." " Come on you're in my team." " Team?" "C'mon swingin', C'mon swayin' C'mon dancin', wo-o, wo-o!" "Let's get high, paint the world;" "With your beauty, wo-o, wo-o!" "O babe, girl I really wanna hold you, O come to me" "I'm swingin', I'm swaying', Losing it all, wo-o, wo-o!" "I'm your hear-beat, driving you crazy, Shakin' up your world, wo-o, wo-o!" "O babe, girl I really wanna hold you, O come to me" "Go on Yogesh, it's your turn." "I am an untold story, wo-o, wo-o!" "That needs telling right now, wo-o, wo-o!" "I am an untold story, wo-o, wo-o!" "That needs telling right now, wo-o, wo-o!" "No matter what happens, I'm the winner!" "You better get that right!" "No matter what happens, I'm the winner!" "You better get that right!" "O babe, girl I really wanna hold you, O come to me" " So pass or fail?" " Of course pass, you killed it!" " Where did you learn this kind of dancing?" " By watching music videos." "Cool!" "You aren't any less yourself, your quite amazing!" "You're mind blowing!" "Oh thanks!" "I can't hear you." "Let's go out somewhere." "Oh listen, I'll just change and come back." "When I was in college here, I had only one ambition." "To get good grades and get into a good university for my MBA." "Which I did." "So there was no time for romance." "You mean you have never said 'I love you' to any girl yet?" "No, I haven't." "Shut up!" "Then you are like me!" "So you too believe that once there is romance in your life everything becomes magical!" "Isn't it?" " I don't think it's such a big event." " Why?" " Just don't feel it does." " Really?" "Ok, so just imagine you love this girl unconditionally and that you cannot live without her." " Why?" " Just imagine Yogesh... ok?" "Ok... so you gather all your courage and go up to her and give her a rose!" "What are you staring at?" "So what should I do?" "Give me the flower, here it is!" "Now give it to me." "Is this how you propose?" "Are you offering prayers or are you proposing to a girl?" " So how shall I give it?" " Like, like..." "Like with style, you know?" "Ok... style." " Ya... ok now say it." " What should I say?" "For what are you giving me this flower, Yogesh?" "What?" "I love you..." " But..." "I have never said this to anyone before." " I know, but... imagine it!" "Imagine." "I love you!" "Good." "The girl feels shy." "She puts the rose in her hair, and says I love you too!" "Its perfect!" "Ok, now imagine that you have been waiting for me here for the past half hour, ok?" "And the moment I arrive you totally freak out on me." "And then I get upset." "And I say" " I'm not going to talk to you." "Now win me over." "Well... when you get upset, I feel like taking you in my arms!" " Really?" " Well, kind of." "Can you hear what my heart is saying?" "What is it saying?" "Right now its angrily saying, I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "Cool!" "Didn't you see how every moment can become magical with romance!" "No!" "This was just us pretending to be romantic." "I mean, if I were really in love with you and you came late then I would get angry but I would also be worried about you." "And on seeing you safe I would be so relieved and happy that I would keep kissing you and asking you, are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "Now, this moment is... magical!" "Yogesh..." "I really like you." "Well, I like you too Kajal." "Cool!" "Great!" "All set." " Yeah!" " So, let's get married on the 20th then." "Whoa!" "Yogesh, I can't get married on the 20th." "I mean for marriage, I like, need at least a year!" "One year... why?" "For love." "To get to know each other." "To fall in love!" "Yeah but we can fall in love even after marriage, I'm sure!" "I don't believe it." "Look, I know my nature." "If I say yes to marriage, I will abide by it for the rest of my life whether I'm in love or not and I can't take this risk." "If you like we can get engaged on the 20th." "But for marriage... definitely a year!" "But how can we fall in love with you here and me there?" "What's you're hurry to get married?" "Well... it's a good question." "Kajal's dad has extended the offer to 3 crores." " Pappa, hey Devu kaka." " So, how did you like the Gemini girl?" "Nice girl but she argues a lot." "Of course she will argue, both her parents are renowned lawyers." " After marriage you won't have any arguments." " Why is that?" "By then you would have learnt to shut up!" "I wonder what is in store for me after the wedding." "I'm going to use your Internet." "Hello?" " Hello Bharat bhai?" " Who is it?" " Got it, I got the girls name." " Got it?" "Who did you get?" "What did you get?" " Got the name." "It's Anila Kamdar." " Listen Mister, I cant hear a thing." "Hello, hello..." "I got her name, Anila Kamdar." "Inamdar." "Oh Vanilla Inamdar?" "Mister please get into network." "There is no network here, you will have to go and find it." "Oh, hello!" "Hello, hello!" "Hello!" "It got cut." " Hello!" " Hello Bharat bhai, its me Bhautesh!" " Bhautesh!" " Anila Kamdar." "Oh ok, Anila Kamdar!" "Got it!" "Got it!" "Got the name?" "Yes... got it." " The network is better outside." " Of course it is." "Instead of running around, is it not better to meet all the girls at one place Like a hotel or somewhere, to save time and money." "Don't worry about money." "The dowry will take care...!" "Pappa, you had promised." " I did promise but..." " Yogesh, now I will make you a promise." "He will not even receive a Rupee of dowry." "Happy?" "So, who is the next girl?" " The Kark (Cancer) girl" " Hansa Parekh." "She lives in Bhuleshwar." "They are related to Jitu's in-laws, Jitu will also be accompanying you." "Sure." "Welcome..." " How are you?" " Long live Krishna." " Long live Krishna." " Jai Shri Krishna Yogesh Kumar!" " Jai Shri Krishna!" "Please have a seat." "Sit down." " I shall bring Hansa." " Sure." "Yogesh 'Kumar' I like that." "Listen, don't try to impress with your English here." " No one here can speak it." " Really?" "Is it so?" "And forget your habit of speaking the truth." "What do you mean?" "I mean don't tell them, you were working as a waiter in America." "Why?" "Is it wrong to work in the university cafeteria?" "No it's not, but the thing is that these people are old fashioned." "So?" "Some day or the other they will find out." "Then, that day or another, let them find out." "Once your married, whatever they find out, doesn't matter." "But by doing that, are we not being dishonest?" "If you start being too honest, you will remain a bachelor all your life." "I will not be dishonest." "I want an honest relationship." " Dishonesty is the key to a long-lasting marriage." " Rubbish!" "This is our Hansa." " This fafda jalebi is prepared by Hansa." " That's good!" "Please come Jeetendra Kumar, let me show you the house." " Why?" " Come with me." "Thank you, please sit." "The tea is very good!" "Thank you." "I'm glad you liked it." "So Hansa, what have you studied?" "B. A. With English Literature." "Great!" "Are you working anywhere?" "What are your hobbies?" "Can we speak outside, in the open?" "Sure." "You know, such delicious fafda jalebi is only made at my Grandpa's house." "It's really nice." " Yogesh, there's something you should know..." " So tell me..." "My family has asked me to hide it from you." "They believe that since you are from America you would never find out about it." "But everyone here knows about it." "Know what?" "About Hiten?" "Who is Hiten?" "My neighbour's son." "I was to get married to him." "I loved him very much." "But he betrayed me." "He got married elsewhere." "Oh, I see." "And having been in love, I broke all boundaries of virtue." "You mean..." "I'm not a virgin, Yogesh." "Do you still love him?" "Hansa!" "Hansa..." "I really appreciate and respect your honesty and courage." "Your past will not influence my decision today." "But I want to ask you will you be able to feel for me as you felt for Hiten?" "I don't know." "But I will try." "Your hair is in disarray... why?" "You're looking so lost... why?" "This moment too shall pass You'll find love once again!" "Your hair is in disarray... why?" "You're looking so lost... why?" "This moment too shall pass You'll find love once again!" "Forget the moments that are gone They don't exist anymore" "The moments to come Will breathe life anew" "Look up with your moist eyes And smile with the thought" "That time will bring A season when " "Fragrant breeze will blow again A bud will blossom once again" "You'll find love once again Your heart will sing once again" " Hey Share Bazaar?" " Brother." "Your here?" "So you' re having a picnic in Bhuleshwar with the NRI?" "No not really..." "but how come you're here?" "On duty." "It's collection time!" "It's not much, just fifty grand from a guy called Hiten Shah, you know him?" "No!" "If he doesn't pay, his fingers will be chopped." "Very good!" "I mean... very sad." "Scram!" "Why did you say very good on hearing Hiten's problem?" "It's a long story." "So, what do you think about Hansa?" "Don't know..." "but she is a very honest girl." " That's dangerous!" " Why?" "She'll always tell the money lenders about your whereabouts." " Come on, Jitu bhai." " Its true!" " Hi Devu kaka!" " Welcome Yogesh." " How are you son?" " I'm good and you?" " I am ok, come sit." " Oh no no." "Make him sit on the dining table, serve him lunch!" "I have found the address of Anila Kamdar." "I am watching her through my binoculars." "Really?" "Just a minute." "Let me make a conference call." "Kanta bhabhi, we got the name and address of that woman." "Really?" "My spy is on conference with us, watching her..." " Yes?" " What does she look like?" "She's... overweight!" "Frankly Bharat bhai, I cant figure what did your brother Devu see in her?" " What is she doing right now?" " She is standing, holding a bowl." " What is she wearing?" " A sky blue coloured sari." "Bharat bhai, please tell your spy to stop spying on me!" "Bhautesh bhai!" "Are you trying to destroy me?" "What?" "Devu's wife?" "Why did you not send me her photos... send it." "You're directly looking at her." "Click them yourself." " Kaki, the undhyo was fantastic!" " Thank you." " Whose phone was it?" " It was a wrong number." "Wrong number?" "See this quality of women." "They can talk endlessly even to a wrong number." "But you don't waste your time, ok?" "You need to meet Rajni Parmar at 4:00 pm at this address." "She's the Libran girl." "Are you not coming?" "No, I have my yoga class." "Hi, Ms. Rajni Parmar please..." "Ma'am..." "Mr. Patel is here!" "This is just not working Mr. Singh, we will have to re-negotiate." " Ma'am, Mr. Patel." " Oh." "Please have a seat." " Thank you!" " You're welcome!" " Just give me a minute." " Sure." "So what?" "Remind them." "Parmar Associates has connections right at the top!" "Ok?" "No phone calls." "Will you have something?" "Tea, coffee, anything?" "No thanks." "I'm Rajni Parmar." "Shall we begin the meeting?" "Sure... but I would like to have a personal chat with you." "Oh don't worry, Thakkar is my, personal assistant." "Whatever we discuss will be put into the minutes of the meeting." "Thakkar will give me one copy and email you the other." "But..." "I don't think I can, I wont feel comfortable." "Mr. Patel, we have not come here for our comfort." "It's our life's most important decision." "In any case..." "Let's sit here." "Please get comfortable and understand my entire proposal." "Sure... tell me." "Firstly, I know you are the groom's side." "But the venue selected by your father for the 20th will just not do." "I hope you don't mind." "Listen Rajni, I cannot chat with you like this." "If you happen to be free this evening, then maybe we can chat over dinner." "Sure." "Why not?" "Hello... good evening!" " Ms. Rajni Parmar please..." " This way please." "Hello Mr. Patel!" "You are 6 minutes late." "Oh!" "This chap has reached here as well!" "Don't tell me he's coming with us to America!" "He will leave in five minutes, as soon as we finish our deal." "Deal?" "Contract." "Marriage is a sort of contract, is it not?" "There was a time when our parents used to negotiate this." "Now it's the new generation." "The boys and girls settle it amongst themselves." "Please take a seat." "I'll send off Thakkar before dinner." "What will you have?" " Whisky, Vodka, Wine, Champagne...?" " No thanks..." "I'm a teetotaler." "We'll order later, thank you." "Thakkar...!" " What is this?" " Prenuptial Agreement." "It does not have much value in India but of great importance in America." "Is that so?" "It says that the marriage should last at least for two years." "After that either party can opt for a divorce." "A divorce after two years?" "Why would you want such a marriage?" "Good question." "I have hoarded a lot of money through government contracting." "In order to save it my getting married and settling down in America is very important." "Why get married?" "You have a lot of money." "Just apply and you can get a Green Card immediately." "Everyone else can get it immediately, but not me." "Why?" "You see Mr. Patel, the CBI is conducting an inquiry on me." "Once the inquiry is over, they will file a case and confiscate my passport." "And after that even you know what follows." "Before that happens, I want to get married and settle down in America." "Any more questions?" "It is also says that after marriage we have to live separately." "I will be free to have girlfriends and you, boyfriends?" "Privately." "Publicly everyone should be convinced that we are both husband  wife." "But what if I fall in love with you during this period?" "If I too fall in love with you then a divorce won't be necessary." "What I can't understand is how could you assume that I would be interested in such a proposal?" " Jitu bhai!" " What?" "As soon as you sign this agreement you will get five crores in cash, as a gift!" "Wow!" "Five crores!" "One more thing." "Are you a non-vegetarian?" " Sometimes I have eggs." " That won't do." "You will have to become a pure vegetarian." " Do you have a sweet tooth?" " Yes of course!" "That won't do either, I hate anything sweet." "But I..." "Do you wear perfume?" "Yes." "You will have to stop it." "Perfumes give me a headache." "Do you know how to give a foot massage?" "No." "You will have to learn it." "I can't sleep without it." "How many hours do you sleep?" "Yeah yeah I'll do just as you say You make the gesture and I'll sway" "I'll have no say This is the way I'll live and die this way" "Yeah yeah I'll do just as you say You make the gesture and I'll sway" "I'll have no say This is the way I'll live and die this way" "I hold all your strings I control all your feelings" "The path I show you now Is your path forever" "Yeah yeah I'll do just as you say You make the gesture and I'll sway" "I'll have no say This is the way I'll live and die this way" "I'm your slave Your wish is my command" "I'm your slave Your wish is my command" "Without a thought I'll do all you demand" "Your only purpose is to Make me happy" "Even if you have to jump in a volcano Make it snappy" "Yeah yeah I'll do just as you say You make the gesture and I'll sway" "I'll have no say This is the way I'll live and die this way" "Yogesh!" "Is he alright?" "Hi..." "Sanjana?" "Hey..." "Yogesh, you had us so worried." "Good to see you again." "You too." "Rajni this is Sanjana Shah my friend and this is Ms. Rajni Parmar." " Hi!" " Hello." "Oh!" "And her friend, Mr. Thakkar." "Thakkar is not my friend." "It's such a small world." "I was just coming back from the restroom and I saw you." "So, have the both of you decided anything?" "Still deciding... what about you?" "I've just been rejected." " It must be your doing." " No!" "Uncle and aunt are with me." "I didn't even get a chance to brief him." "Still he rejected you?" "What a fool he must be!" "This is one really sweet guy Rajni." "You must grab him!" "Thanks." "Ok!" "Have fun, bye." "How can anyone possibly reject her?" "Why not?" "What's so special about her?" "Don't they both look alike?" "So Mr. Patel, what are your thoughts?" "Is it a deal?" "Oh yes, the agreement." "Need to think about it." "Please do... but remember." "Success comes to those who use their mind more than their heart." " Yogesh, I'm in trouble." " What happened?" "This Anila matter has reached your Kanta kaki." "And she reached your father and asked him to appoint a detective and find out who I am meeting in Khandala." "And your father, agreed." " Really?" " Yes!" "To get rid of the forty lakh debt, your father shamelessly agreed." "Now if I' m going to be spied upon then let me also make a clever move." "This room has been booked under my name but you will stay here." "And I will live in the room that's been booked under your name." "Sure..." "I don't mind." "Now get set to meet the Meen (Pisces) girl." "She will be here shortly." "She will be accompanied by her father, Khushal bhai." "Take care, he is a strange character!" "Sorry, I have to go, as I have an urgent appointment in my room." " What's her name?" " Anila Kamdar." "Oh!" "You mean, the Meen girl?" " Yes..." " Chandrika." "Chandrika!" "Hi!" "I'm Yogesh." "Khushal bhai Jamnadas of Jamnadas Jewelers, Zaveri Bazaar." "We have no branches." " Oh yeah?" " And this is my prized jewel!" "Come my baby, come in..." "This is Chandrika Khushaldas." "Hi Chandrika!" "Baby, show him what you have brought with you." "Don't be shy." "Just show it to him!" " It's really nice!" " My baby has made this herself." "Yes." " So, you're fond of painting?" " Yes she is." " How long did you take to make this?" " Two Days." " Amazing... please take a seat." " Sit down." "So... have you finished college?" "She's in her Final Year at Ruparel College and gets 90% marks!" "Besides this, she knows how to cook and do all the household work." "She can cook for 20 people all by herself." "She is not addicted to films or television, like all the other girls." "She has all the qualities that are needed for an ideal housewife." "What else do you expect from a wife?" "Can I talk to her in private." " In Private?" " Yes." "How very insolent of you." "Wherever my baby goes she will take with her 5 Crores in cash and 10 Kgs of 22 carat gold jewelry." "With this good a dowry I could get heirs of big families for my daughter." "That too without showing her face." "If I am standing here before you today it is because baby saw your photo in the advt and took a liking for you." "Otherwise why would someone like us go to meet anyone?" "Khushal bhai Jamnadas never goes to meet anybody." "People come to Khushal bhai." "Understood?" "At Zaveri Bazaar!" "Because we don't have any branches." "What else do you expect from a father in law?" "Enough is enough!" "Now listen to me." "No look at me, look into my eyes." "My name is Yogesh Bharat bhai Patel!" "I'm a man!" "A real man." "No protein supplements, no steroids!" "And I don't need no father-in-law to help me take care of my wife." " Understood?" " What?" "I do not want any dowry." "Even a paisa from my in-laws is disgrace for me." "What is it?" " A disgrace." " That's right!" "Now take your crores of rupees and your 22 carats of gold and keep counting it forever!" "Ask her." "Ask her yourself." "Would she like to chat with me in private or not?" "Come on baby, we must leave." "Chandrika baby, let's leave." "Don't worry." "She'll be fine." "Alright." "I'll be waiting for you in the lobby." "Take care of yourself baby." "Please sit." "I'm really sorry Chandrika, for being rude to your father." "He's a great guy." "Please tell me something, about yourself?" "What would you like to know about me?" "So you do speak." "Awesome!" "I want to know..." "everything about you." "I mean if we are considering marriage then it's better to get to know each other." "Do you believe in reincarnation?" "Reincarnation?" "No... yes... no!" "Why do you ask?" "Do you believe, that we have a spirit within us?" "Maybe... never gave it a thought." "So what happens after death?" "Who knows?" "Actually I've never experienced death before." "You haven't?" "You mean, I have experienced death?" "Don't you remember anything?" "What?" "In your previous life you fell off a cliff and died." "You mean you mean both of us, had a previous life?" "I was thirsty." "You were going to the stream to get some water." "Then you disappeared and never returned." "After 3 days your body was found." "Wow... my body?" "Yes... right here." "Is that me?" "Yes." "Twenty five years ago." "I'm happy that I recognised you the moment I saw your photo." "Have you recognized me?" "I've been observing you." "I feel, you have recognized me." "Why else would you insist on meeting me alone?" "Yes... no..." "I mean, I do recognize you but as Chandrika Khushal bhai." "Not in any other way." "You still can't remember anything?" "To be honest no!" "This is what I was afraid of." "But the moment you hear this song, you will remember everything." "Song?" "What song?" "I'll love you For a hundred lifetimes" "O my love" "Do you remember?" "It's a great tune..." "but I've never heard it before." "This was our favourite song." "You use to play it so well on your guitar." "A guitar - in my previous life too?" "I'll love you For a hundred lifetimes" "O my love" "Every moment, every step We'll be together" "O my love" "I now remember that forgotten tale of ours" "Who you were, who I was Where we were" "I'll love you For a hundred lifetimes" "O my love" "We defeated fate itself and met" "We traversed every distance and met" "Be it sorrow, be it joy" " Be it death, be it life" "We'll be together" "Forever and ever..." "I'll love you For a hundred lifetimes" "O my love" "Every moment, every step We'll be together" "O my love" "O my love" "Shall we go out?" "I' m feeling suffocated in this room." "I'm feeling suffocated in this body!" "Please come, I'll walk you to the lobby." "Devu bhai..." "Bhautesh Uncle?" "What are you doing here?" "Oh Yogesh... actually, I'm also a photographer." "And I was called to room number 1740." " This is the correct number." " Then I must have made a mistake." "Uncle!" "Yogesh, now that your uncle is here can you ask him to take a photo of the two of us." "I want to remember this day forever." "Chandrika..." "you anyways remember a lot." "Of course, this is what I do best." " Very good!" " One more!" "Sure, very good!" "What's this!" "Invitation cards are being distributed?" "Yes." " Namaste!" " Namaste!" "Without the girls name?" "The wedding is on the 20th and relatives have started speculating." "Anyway, tell me how did you find Chandrika?" "She believes that we are soul mates for eternity." "Maybe it is true." "Maybe, maybe not, but I know one thing for sure." "What?" "That all the girls I've met so far are simply great!" "Really?" "All of them are ready to take the biggest decision of their lives in just ten minutes." "Aren't you also doing the same thing?" " So what's the next sun sign?" " Simha (Leo)." " All the best!" " Thank You." "At the rhythm of heartbeats My heart sings" "Of breaking all bonds Chains and strings" "However far you are However helpless" "All chains will be melted by The fire in my heart" "My path is full of thorns" "But I love you so I walk on" "The night is deep and dark" "But someone speaks, hark!" "Set your mind and body afire!" "In this flickering light" "Make your dream come true" " You were lovely tonight." " Thank you!" "Yogesh?" " Hi!" "Would you wait for me?" "I'll just change and come back." "Sure!" "If you want, you can become a good dancer." "I was just..." "Hey, but you could!" "Anyway, how was the show?" "Superb... mind-blowing!" "I felt good too." "Shall we go?" "Oh!" "Before we go, I would like to make one thing clear." "Tell me." "I was four years old when I got married." " I'm so sorry." " No no!" "Married to my dance." "Oh!" "I'm so sorry." "I will continue my profession, even after marriage." "Sure..." "I don't mind at all." "Good!" "The Haji Ali shrine looks so beautiful." "You know Mallika, you're such a famous dancer that I'm really surprised, you responded to my matrimonial advt." "When one is inheriting 30 crores on his wedding day he should not be surprised." "How did you know about the property?" "My Uncle is from your Grandpa's village." "You see Yogesh it's important for an artist like me, to get married to a wealthy man." "Because, to generate donations for various causes and that to through dance you end up spending more money than you make." " I see." " For example today we collected 6 lakh Rupees, for an NGO." "Mallika." " Lf you don't mind, can I ask you something?" " Go ahead... one moment!" "Can I get a gola." "A mix of Black Currant and Raspberry." "Tell me..." "Just because I have money, I mean when I have money only then would you want to marry me?" "A lot of people have money Yogesh." "But I don't wish to get married to all of them." "Then why me?" "Your Grandpa told my Uncle that besides having an MBA degree you are a talented musician, and you can sing too!" " Is that true?" " Yeah, a little bit." "That's it!" "I thought I would connect best with another artist." " No thanks, I'll avoid it." " Why not?" "It's very tasty!" "I'm sure but I am skeptical about the water used for the ice, you know!" "You foreign return types have a lot of problems." "You guys always walk around with a bottle of mineral water." "It's good that I didn't see you with one at the theatre." "Otherwise I would've told you right there, N.O. No!" "They drink mineral water, because the water here doesn't suit them." "They've got delicate stomachs, that's all!" "You guys are all the same!" "For the longest time you'll enjoyed having golas." "But the moment you acquired dollars your stomachs started getting delicate." "What do you guys think of yourselves?" "Seriously, I want to know." "You think the girls here will get attracted to your green card." "But I haven't got a green card yet." "So what?" "You anyways think that you will lead and all the Indian girls will follow." "Even if you get a green card you'll remain an Indian." "Start the car Prabhu!" "Mallika!" "Try and understand..." "You know what Yogesh." "Don't call me." "Because you're rejected." "I..." "I just don't get it." "Let's leave." "Sir at least now try it." "That'll be 10 Rupees." "At least let me taste it." " Hey Yogesh!" " Khodi!" "Dude, when did you arrive?" "Arrived yesterday, I called your place got to know you're here, so here I am." " I'm starving, will you join me for breakfast?" " Sure. - come on." "Khodi, my parents want me to get married." "Marriage!" "Wow!" "Even I'm here for that." "What?" "So, what are you looking for in a girl?" "Well..." "I'll marry the girl who's father gives me the most dowry." "In that case you keep this card." "She's super rich." "Call her and give my name." "Rajni Parmar?" "Then why didn't you seal the deal with her?" "I think differently, Khodi." "I don't want to sell myself." "Your life dude!" "Now tell me one thing." "What kind of a girl are you looking for?" "I just wish to find a girl who I fall in love with the first sight." "Oh really!" "Then you must meet my cousin." "I only want to meet twelve girls which have already been fixed." "My friend, she may be the 12th or 13th, whatever!" "Ok fine, what's her name?" "Nandini, Nandini Jassani." "And if you don't want dowry then you can't get a better girl than Nandini." "Is it?" "But, it's better... it's better if you don't meet her." "Why?" "She has one problem." "What problem?" "She's a bit too sexy!" "It's the job of a man to handle her." "A real man!" "A real man?" "You let her be..." "What's her sun sign?" "Vrishchik (Scorpio)." "If you change girls like this at the last moment then our schedule will go for a toss." "I had a tough time explaining to the parents of the Scorpion girl, why we are not meeting them." "But I agreed because Khodi said Nandini is sexy." " And a Vrishchik (scorpion) too!" " That's what I meant." "This can't be them." " There he is." " No Devu kaka, this is them." "They are coming towards us." "Looks like Khodi scammed you." " Are you Devu bhai?" " Yes..." "I am Mansukh Jassani." " Oh, Namaste." " Namaste..." "Namaste!" " My wife, Shraddha Jassani." " Namaste." " Namaste..." "Namaste!" " My daughter Nandini." "Namaste." "Devu bhai, I am an orthodox man." "To bring up a daughter is the toughest thing in today's times." " The times are such." " Yes." "You won't believe it our daughter has never been to a cinema hall for a film." "Neither has she been to a co-educational school or college." "As soon as she completed her studies..." "she wasn't allowed to leave home." "All day she sits at home on her computer and keeps learning something or the other." " The times are such." " Yes." "Even then when Khodi mentioned that Yogesh wanted to meet Nandini alone I said 'yes'." " The times are such." "Yes?" "No... we've already met, this much is enough." "Actually, Nandini might want to speak to you in private." " The times are such." " Sorry?" "Please come." "Please take a seat." "Seems like, you are not happy to meet me." "Not at all, nothing of that sort." "Really?" "What are your hobbies?" "I don't have any hobbies." "No?" "The only thing I possess is passion." "I didn't understand." " May I use your bathroom?" " Yeah... sure, it's on the right." "Thank you." "Yogesh, my passion is to become the world's top model." "Model?" "You mean fashion model?" "Yes." "Now tell me, what's your passion?" "What is it that you can put your life at stake for?" "Don't think." "Just say what comes to your mind first." "I can sacrifice everything for my family." "This is an emotion, not passion." "Passion is what makes every moment of your life meaningful." "Sorry?" "What is it that you won't do even for your family?" "My father wanted me to join the family business." "But I wanted to go to America for further studies." "That's it." "So that's your passion!" "And this is, my passion!" "Superb!" "Fantastic!" "So who is the real Nandini, this one or that one?" "This one honey, this one!" "This is the real Nandini." "The other Nandini was a pretence for mummy papa just to keep mom dad happy." "But I thought if someone is thinking of getting married to me then it's better, I introduce him to the real Nandini who is actually a model." "Delighted to meet you, Miss Real Nandini." "The world's top model agency is in Chicago." "And there is so much demand for fresh fashion faces that..." " You stay in Chicago right?" " Yeah!" "At the crossing of Sunny Side and Kimball?" "You've been to Chicago?" "No, but I still know a lot about it." "Tell me, when you want to go to downtown you take the Kimball Ravenswood train, right?" "Jesus!" "You're an expert on Chicago." "No." "My dad says no marriage, no Chicago." "But my best friend got married in Chicago." "I chat with her daily on the internet." "That's how I know everything about Chicago." "Just by chatting, how much can you know about Chicago?" "Ask me what I don't know about Chicago." "Chicago is the windy city." "I know coin laundries, garage sales, vacuuming, phone cards EZ Pass on the express-way, Wal-Mart, Dunkin Donuts Victoria's Secret, Al Capone, Six Flags, Jazz, Blues, Ragtime, WBRZ 101 fm, HD telecast, Blue ray discs, Condominiums Second mortgages, Reverse mortgages Hancock Tower, Sears Tower, Lakeshore Drive, Devon Avenue Michigan drive, Oak Park, Frank Lloyd-Wright," "...Chicago Bulls, Chicago Loops, Chicago Bears, Chicago Symphony." "And President Obama taught law at the University of Chicago." "Now will you marry me?" " Will you marry me?" " Marriage?" "Well I've not thought about it yet." "Take me away to the city of dreams Let's go, just you and me" "I'm the one you're hoping to find Just take one look at me" "Your touch will make me Good as gold" "The stuff of dreams I'll get to hold" "Awaken the magic Give it wings" "The princess of dreams I'll be called" "You can write my name On the skyline" "You're name on the skyline?" "Alright, sure" "Make my fame spread Through the world" "Fragrance... will spread for sure" "If you give me the part I'll sing from the heart" "I'll show the world What's state-of-the-art" "Let it rain so much love That I will shiver" "What I ask for The world will deliver" "Take me away to the city of dreams Let's go, just you and me" "I'm the one you're hoping to find Just take one look at me" "Your touch will make me Good as gold" "The stuff of dreams I'll get to hold" "Awaken the magic Give it wings" "The princess of dreams I'll be called" "So Yogesh, what do you think?" "You're really something Nandini!" "It's only you who understands me." "So, will you marry me?" "You know, Nandini for you, marriage is a means to achieve your passion." "I think, the best thing to do is to tell your dad what you really want to do." "Tell my dad?" "Yes!" " About the real Nandini?" " Yes!" "I can't do that." "You will have to do it." "Some day, you will have to show him the real you." "Yogesh, he won't understand." "He will not accept it." "Even then, what do you have to lose?" "Either ways you can't do what you like, right?" "But just imagine if he says yes, you will be able to achieve whatever you want." " I won't be able to do this." " You can do it Nandini." "Wasn't it you who said that passion is what gives meaning to every moment in your life." "Modeling!" "Modeling is what is giving meaning to your life." "That's your true passion!" "For which you can wager everything in your life!" "Pappa!" "Nandini!" "What's this?" "What happened to you?" "Pappa, I don't want to get married." "Forget the marriage..." "what kind of clothes are these?" " Did he make you wear them?" " No-no!" "Come with me, Yogesh." "No Pappa, these are my own clothes." "Actually, I have been hiding a fact from the both of you." "What?" "I want to become a model." "What?" " What?" "Let me explain..." "A model, really?" "Thank you Yogesh!" "Everything went right because of you." "Mom and dad also agreed." "Awesome!" "All the best." "All the best Nandini!" "Thank you!" "Hey Kajal..." "how are you?" "Good." "As I can see..." "You're still meeting other girls, after you met me." " It was already fixed Kajal." " No, I'm sure... it's ok, I don't care." "Look I really like you a lot Yogesh." "And I hope, I really hope that we get an opportunity." "What opportunity?" "To get to know each other." "To get to know each other..." "but only 6 days are left." "Why are you in such a hurry to get married?" "Sanchita..." "Yes, what is it Jitu bhai?" "What?" "Give him the phone." "No Chand bhai, I haven't decided as yet." "Tell Brother that before the wedding, I will give the girl's name." " Excuse me, Dr. Pooja Goradia?" " This way." " Dr. Pooja Goradia?" " Yes." "Hi." "I'm Yogesh Patel!" " Just give me a moment." " Sure!" " You say." " You..." " I was..." " You..." "Hi!" " You are late." " I'm sorry, I was just..." "We have set up a medical camp in a village near by and my team has already left for it." "I'll have to leave soon." "Actually, I find it very strange to meet a guy in this manner..." " I mean for marriage." " Exactly!" "Me too." "I don't even know what to look out for." "Exactly!" "What can one tell by just seeing someone." " What's that?" " What's what?" " No, there on your hand." " On my hand?" "I haven't noticed this before?" "Please take a seat." " Please shut your eyes." " Why?" "Trust me, I won't hurt you." "Dr. Pooja, even if you do hurt me, I may just like it." "Call me Pooja and shut your eyes." " What was that?" " A needle." "Pooja, I can understand if a girl quizzes the guy before marriage but poking him with a needle, is it allowed?" " Please keep your eyes shut." " No!" "I want to know that when you meet a guy for the first time do you poke needles into him?" " Of course not." "But today it's different." "Oh really?" "Shut your eyes." "Now just relax." " And if you feel anything, say so." " Feel?" " Eyes..." " Shut!" "I am beginning to enjoy this." "Did you feel anything?" "Please shut your eyes." "Tell me how do you feel?" "Same feeling or a different feeling?" "Both the times I shouted the same way, which means it's the same feeling." "I'm sorry Yogesh." "I was only making sure..." "that you don't have kusht rog." "Excuse me." " Kusht rog." " Kusht rog?" " Means leprosy." " Leprosy?" "Oh my God!" "Don't worry." "Today we have antibiotics, that can cure leprosy." "Give me!" "Give me all the antibiotics now." "But you don't have leprosy." "It's only a lack of Vitamin D." "I'm sorry Yogesh." "Ever since I have done my MD, I only see cases everywhere." "I just cant switch off." "I'm glad." "At least I know now that you have sharp eyes." "Excuse me, it's the nurse." "They must be ready." "Hello... yes." "I'll leave right away." "Ok..." "I have to go." "Well then..." "Yogesh, will you come with me?" "Of course, sure." "Alright then..." "meet me at the entrance." "Sure." "Let's go." "Beloved You are different" "Beloved You are different" "The way you are, The way you speak" "I've lost my heart, You're unique" "Because..." "Beloved you are different" "Beloved You are different" "The way you are, The way you speak" "I've lost my heart, You're unique" "Because..." "Beloved you are different" "Beloved You are different" "The moment we met, My search came to an end" "A gentle breeze blew, The moment blossomed" "Joyous flowers bloomed in the garden of my heart" "Because..." "Beloved you are different" "Beloved You are different" "Beloved You are different" "Beloved You are different" "Now I don't want to see any other girl." "Come on Pooja." "Let's get married and fly to Chicago." "Just a minute, Yogesh." "I like you, but..." "But what?" "You believe in reincarnation?" "No?" "Then... you want to get married after a year?" "Why?" "So you want a contractual marriage?" "What is that?" " You're in love with someone else, right?" " Don't be silly, Yogesh." " I only want to practice here." " Here?" "You mean in India?" "Yes... in such villages." " Really?" " Is there scope for profit here?" "No." "But I am needed here." "But if you come abroad, then you can super-specialise, you know." "You can work with the best minds in your field and make so much money!" "Money?" "That's not the only factor." "All the problems cannot be solved with money, Yogesh." "But didn't you know that I want to settle abroad?" "I was aware." "So then?" "My father insisted that I meet you." "Yogesh, if a girl can leave her world and go live in her husband's world then can a boy not do the same?" "Especially if..." "he has really liked the girl?" "Of course, he can." "Why not?" "But what will I do here?" "There are more opportunities abroad." "In that case, this decision is not in my hands." " Pappa please sign this." " What is this?" "I'm applying for a survey map of the land that Yogesh is going to inherit." " Why?" "Do you want to sell the land?" " No..." "We'll only mortgage a part of the land to the bank." "And in a few years we can earn enough to get it back." "You will earn?" "Sign." " Checking out sir?" " No, I'll be back tomorrow, thanks." " I don't understand what's the urgency?" " I'll tell you..." "Load the bag quickly." "Driver, let's go quick." " Who is Mr. Zaveri?" " Mr. Zaveri!" "The owner of Freelance Group." "You mean Indravadan Zaveri?" " Yes." " He is like, the biggest business tycoon of India!" " Yes he is the kapasiya king." " Kapasiya?" " Cotton king!" "Just think Yogesh, his daughter Vishaka and you will be married." "Wow!" "She is his only child." "But I don't want to marry such a rich girl, Devu kaka." " Yogesh!" "Have you been drinking?" " I'm not kidding, Devu kaka." "All I' m saying is that I don't know the lifestyle of such a super rich girl." "I won't be able to afford all that." "If you don't want to marry this girl, then don't." "But let's not lose this opportunity to have a face to face meeting with such a great family." "Okay fine..." "what's her sun sign?" "You don't see the birth chart of the one who is called Vishaka Indravadan Zaveri." "All the suns, moons, stars and planets rotate around her, serving her." "Awesome!" "Indralok..." "Yogesh can you imagine, if you marry this girl, you will live in this palatial mansion." "Good afternoon Mr. Yogesh Patel." " Good afternoon." "Good afternoon Mr. Devendra Patel." " Good afternoon" "Welcome to Indralok." "Will you be kind enough to follow me please?" "Welcome ceremony." "Thank you!" "Mr. And Mrs. Zaveri will be with you shortly." "If you'll kindly excuse me." "Sure!" "So you are Yogesh Patel!" "Yes." "And you are Devendra bhai." "All my close people call me Devu." "I'm Indravadhan Zaveri." "And everybody knows you as the cotton king." " And this is Jayvanti, my wife!" " Namaste!" "Namaste!" " Hello Yogesh Kumar ji..." " Hello." "Please sit." "It's Uttarayan - the festival of kites." "We are celebrating with friends and family." "Yes." " Where is Vishakha?" "We'll call her." "But before that we would like to speak to you." "Sure, go ahead." "The moment we heard that Yogesh is not interested in a dowry we got in touch with you." "How did you know?" "Khushal bhai informed us." "Remember him" " Jamnadas Jewellers?" "They have no branches!" "Yes, of course." "Yogesh Kumarji..." "we respect your values." "But if we don't give our fortune to Vishakha then who else will we give it to?" "You are absolutely right!" "Yes, but if she gets married to me then I will not let her take anything." "Yogesh has been a very stubborn boy, right from his childhood." "And our daughter too!" "She thinks that she has a very simple lifestyle." "But in reality, she does not know what a simple life really is." "That is why I would like to tell you that after marriage, let Vishakha's bank accounts continue." "So that her simple life style does not bankrupt your family." "Do you agree with this?" "I need to think." "Sure... first at least meet Vishakha." "Get to know each other." "Then you can decide." "Yes... where is Vishakha?" "In Vrindavan." "In Vrindavan?" "Outside... in our Vrindavan." "She's expecting you." " Govardhan." " Sir." "Hi Vishakha, I'm Yogesh." "Hi!" "Why are you hiding your face?" "Because, you might get shocked if you see my face." "Shocked?" "You might even get frightened." "Frightened?" "Why?" "I am not beautiful, Yogesh." "So what?" "Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder." " Really?" " Absolutely!" "At least now lift your veil." "No... why don't you lift it?" "Come a bit closer." "Okay." "Closer..." "Yeah, you're beautiful!" "Is that so?" "You know Vishakha, what I can't understand is..." "What Yogesh?" " You are so beautiful..." " That I am." " You are so smart..." " Yes, that too." " You are so wealthy..." " I know!" "So there's no shortage of rich boys for you." "Then, why are you meeting someone like me?" "Why Yogesh, what's wrong with you?" "Nothing." "But I don't have anything." "Is that all?" "You know Yogesh, we have a lot of cars." "But I still like travelling by bus." "And we have four elevators in our house." "Yet I prefer using the stairs." "Ask me why?" " Why?" " Because I prefer living simple." "I love the simple life!" "Really?" "So, how do you travel abroad?" " On horseback!" " Horseback?" "Terrific idea!" "Bombay to Chicago on horse back!" "Papa's shipping company will take our horses across the Atlantic." "I doubt it if anyone has ever done this before but we will." "Double seat!" "On a horseback." "How romantic!" "Yes." "So it's fixed?" "Fixed?" "So, will you marry me?" "Yes." " You will marry me!" "Yay!" " Vishakha...!" " What is it?" " It's time for the prayers." " I'll be there." "Shall we go?" "Yeah." "Daddy, Yogesh said 'yes' for marriage." "You said 'yes'?" "No..." " What." "You said 'no'?" " No." "Need time to think." "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me Tell me what's in your heart" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me" "Why are you flying high?" "I ask you from the heart" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me" "Why are you so distant?" "Tell me Are you true or false?" "Tell me" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me Tell me what's in your heart" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me" "Why are you so distant?" "Tell me Are you true or false?" "Tell me" "Dolly, I am fed up of you acting crazy everytime." "Why do you do this?" "Dad it's important, please don't stop me." " But this boy seems really genuine!" "That's what I want to see, how genuine he is?" "Wait." "Jai Shri Krishna!" " Jai Shri Krishna!" "Cut off!" "Your sharp eyes have cut off The string that held the kite of my heart" "Passed around!" "Like a dish of sweets - is The story of my infatuation/ obsession" "What are you thinking?" "Tell me Why are you resisting?" "Tell me" "What can I say?" "What can I tell you?" "You're up in the sky, I'm here on earth" "I am what I am You're different from anyone I've seen" "We can't get on the same page Even if we try" "If what I say is true, tell me If it's not, then too, tell me" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me Tell me what's in your heart" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me" "Why are you flying high?" "I ask you from the heart" "What's it?" "What's it?" "Tell me" "Why are you so distant?" "Tell me Are you true or false?" "Tell me" " It's Martini, no problem." " No problem?" "Excuse me." "We should get going." "What are you drinking?" "When Indravadan Zaveri offers a drink you cant refuse." "But I' m doing all this for you." "Cheers!" "Yogesh baby..." "come with me." " So, how did you like Vishaka?" " She's raving mad." "She wants to go to Chicago on horseback!" " Yogesh." " What?" "Indubhai did what any other smart businessman would do." "What?" "Defective goods are always palmed off to out of town customers." "Dolly, you have made a blunder by acting mad." "But daddy, if I didn't act crazy then how would I know if he wants to marry me or our wealth." "What do you think his answer is going to be?" "I don't know." "All I know is I like him." "Okay." "As soon as we get their refusal I will tell them honestly that all of it was staged." "Actually our daughter is not at all crazy." "Bhautesh bhai, once again you went wrong." "This is Jayuben Zaveri, a wealthy and famous socialite." "From today your spying contract has been cancelled." "Shut the damn door." "Even if you cancel the contract, I will not stop spying." "What kind of detective is he, who leaves his case undone." "One more thing." "I have a niece, Bhavna Shukla." "Her sun sign is Dhanu (Sagittarius)." "She also replied to your matrimonial." "Please cancel the girl selected by Devu bhai." "And replace that girl with my niece, Bhavna Shukla." "Let her meet Yogesh, an heir to 30 Crores." " This is my wish." " But, I have no such wish." "Then you will have to change what you wish for." "Else I will have to inform Devu bhai that his cousin is spying over him." "Hasmukh bhai Shukla?" "Hasmukh bhai Shukla?" "What." "Mr. Hasmukh bhai Shukla?" "I am Hasmukh bhai." "Jai Shri Krishna." "Jai Shri Krishna." "I am Yogesh Patel." "Welcome... meet Bhavna's grandmother." " Jai Shri Krishna." " Jai Shri Krishna, please sit." "He has come to meet our Bhavna." "We have been waiting for you all morning." "We thought that you were coming in the morning." "That is why we did not go anywhere." "It was me who told Pragna that you would come this morning." "Yes... got it sir." "Pragna, let's call Bhavna." "Bhavna dear...!" "Here she comes." "Bhavna..." "Yogesh Kumar has landed." "Bhavna's uncle Bhautesh had told us you would want to meet her alone." " Let's go Pragna." " What?" "Now you can meet Bhavna alone." "Bhavna... first match your birth charts." "We are going to sit in the next room and listen to everything." "Yes Grandpa." "Please come..." "Please sit." " Yes." "Write your place of birth, the time and date." "I'll prepare your birth chart." " Really?" " Just give me 5 minutes." "Yes." "A Vrishchik (Scorpio)!" "Moon and Saturn are in the first house..." "You are soon going to get a good fortune." "I'm also getting married soon." "Jupiter..." "Cancer..." "You will earn a lot abroad." "If you do all this in America then you too will earn a lot." "One does not take money for this." "This is a learning." "Sorry." "Oh Krishna!" " What happened?" " Venus is in an unfavorable position." "Show me." "See... eighth house is in trouble." "This means you have Dwibhaarya Yog." "Dwibhaarya Yog?" "It means, Venus will be satisfied only after breaking your first marriage." "That means, I have to get married twice?" "Look..." "I'm sorry." "I cannot marry you." "Your first marriage is destined to fail." " Jesus Man!" " In this house we only take Lord Krishna's name." "I mean Krishna man!" "Do you have any chant that will not destroy my first marriage and instead convert it into a happy marriage." "Well, I don't see any such solution." "But..." "If you've been in a relationship similar to marriage..." "Then..." "Similar to marriage?" "I can only marry you if you've had a complete physical relationship with any girl." "Complete physical relationship means?" "You don't know?" "Actually, I do know..." "I know a lot." "But its not been 'complete' yet." "Actually, there could be one more solution." "If you have a complete physical relationship with the same girl that you're going to marry then you might just save you're first marriage." "You mean, with you?" "Yes." "How?" " First, start with an embrace." " An embrace?" "To calm down planet mars." "And then?" "After an embrace... a kiss." "And that is to calm whom?" "To calm down all the planets." "You know what?" "My heart is not agreeing." "What are you doing?" "Sweetheart, have you read 'The Art of Love?" "'" "Sweetheart, have you read 'The Art of Love?" "'" "Want to know what it feels like To fall for someone" "Want to know the whole story?" "Want to know the whole story?" "What fire lights up the lips What smoke fogs the eyes" "What fire lights up the lips What smoke fogs the eyes" "Why shadows begin to whisper Why you want to stretch lazily" "Why the unease, why the whimper Why does desire blossom" "Want to know the whole story?" "O beauteous one, I did not know" "Menaka takes birth In each era" "The bond of love is an embrace, how to tell you" "The message of love is a kiss, how to tell you" "It is this option that causes confusion What else can I say?" "Want to know the whole story?" "Want to know the whole story?" "How was the girl?" "What's it to you?" "I may not have anything to do with it." "But it has a lot to do with your brother." "Now save your answers for my Brother." "Brother, here is Share bazaar and I also got the NRI." "So, have you decided?" "Which girl's name will be on the invitation card." "It will be decided by evening." "How can it brother?" "The wedding is in two days and he's yet searching for a girl." "For all you know we will be searching for them." "Yes, you have to tell us the name right now." "But Moolraj bhai I yet have to meet one last girl." "I have nothing to do with how many girls you're yet to see." "You will write the girl's name on my invitation card right now." "Hansa!" "Congrats!" "You've made a good choice." "She is a very good girl." "I am very happy with his choice." "So am I." "Alright, let them go." "Let's go." " It's Grandpa's phone." " Bapuji never forgets my birthday." " Jai Shri Krishna Grandpa." " Please accept my greetings Bapuji." " Happy birthday Bharatkumar!" " Thank you Bapuji." "Blessings to all!" "Yogesh, tell me something." "Do you want to sell the land or mortgage it?" "Mortgage the land...?" "Then why did your father call for the map?" "The map..." "You see Bapu, Yogesh will soon leave for America." "So we only have to help you take care of the land, isn't it?" "So, I wanted to understand, how many acres is the land and the expanse of it." "So you should've asked me Bharatkumar." "What made you think I would not answer your questions?" "So you all are trying to find out the value of the land?" "Now let me make myself clear." "Neither will this land be sold nor mortgaged." "And any attempt to do so would be breaking the law." "Jai Shri Krishna!" "Bapu, we want you to come for Yogesh's marriage." "At the moment, he will not listen to anyone." "Why were you in such a hurry to get the maps." "Pappa, I had to submit it to the bank." "It's all over now." "No one can save you now." "Shakuntala!" "Start packing!" "We will have to empty this house." "You please take care of your blood pressure." "Here have some juice." "Pappa, were we going to mortgage the land?" "No!" "We were going to grow wheat and clear Jitu's debts." "And on top of it, you're not taking any dowry." " At least now will you accept dowry?" " Pappa!" " Hey, what happened?" " Hey, is your marriage fixed yet?" " Not yet." " Oh good, thank God." "I was hoping to talk to you in private." "I have a room upstairs, I have to pack as well." "So do you want to go there?" "If you trust me that is." "Yogesh, you're the only one I trust in this city." "That's why we have to talk, let's go!" "In spite of knowing I have a boyfriend, a stupid guy agreed to marry me." "And my uncle is so fond of the guy that he called Mom and Dad down from Kampala." "Then, you say 'no'." "I already did that Yogesh." "They will forcefully get me married to him." "Damn!" "What now?" "Here is the plan." "You say 'yes' to me for marriage." " Sorry?" " Yeah!" "Agree to get married to me." "Good afternoon sir." "We are checking out." "Please arrange for our luggage from the room." "I think I forgot my wallet in the room." "And my cell phone too." "Devu, you always forget something or the other." "I'll go get it." "And please also call for the luggage from my nephew's room - 1740." "But he just went back to his room." "Yogesh?" "I thought he was at home." "So if I had four Crores on me I would've instantly said 'yes' for marriage." "Now you can call who ever you have to." "Despite all of this you are still agreeing to help me." "Why?" "Now don't start thinking that I'm in love with you and all that." "Thank you Yogesh." "Yogesh!" " Sorry sorry sorry!" " Devu kaka!" "Please continue." " I thought you were alone." " No Devu kaka." "You didn't even tell me you finalised the girl." "Devu kaka it's not what you think." "We're just good friends." "I understand." "Please carry on." "I didn't see anything..." " Oh!" "No uncle." " Devu kaka." "Yogesh, your uncle has completely misunderstood us." "Don't worry." "Let him be." "No, I need to clarify his misunderstanding." "I'll tell him, it's not what he thinks." "That's not..." "Is that so!" "So she's pregnant with his child!" "Hello?" "Who's this?" "Now don't say it's your friend or relative." "I've never seen her before." "Come and see for yourself, how cozy they're getting in public." "But this is Sanjana." "Sanjana Shah!" "She had come here to meet me." "You feel so because you are very naive and innocent." "If she had come here to meet you then why would she go to Khandala with someone else?" "To Khandala with Devu kaka?" "He's rejecting such a beautiful girl like you." "If I were any younger, I would have said 'yes' instantly!" "Right now." "You're sweet." "This is the dark modern age." "And your uncle is the doer." "Look at your father." "He never gets off the phone." "Congratulations Bhautesh bhai!" "The mission is accomplished." "Kanta bhabhi has left for Khandala to catch them red-handed." "You proved to be a very good detective." "Yogesh, this is his new identity." "Where's the bonus?" " We shall settle it in office." "Bhautesh uncle, please send me the pictures on my phone." "Sure." " Good afternoon ma'am." " Good afternoon." "Do you remember me?" "Yes..." "I don't know where Devu is." "I had gone to get his wallet and mobile." "Khandala." "With my friend." "Khandala!" "With your friend?" "Yes." "Take a look at this." "Do you recollect?" "Are you sure they have gone to Khandala?" " Hotel New Retreat." " What?" "Khandala." " Good evening ma'am." " Good evening." " Which room is Devu bhai in?" "Devu, who is this?" "She's..." "Let me explain." "She's Sanjana." " Who is she?" " Anila..." "Sanjana." "And who is she?" " Anila." "And who am I?" "Kanta... my wife!" "Neither can I explain this to Bapuji nor do you want to take dowry." "What will happen to Jitu?" "Mummy, do you believe in astrology?" "Yes... but I trust destiny more." "Then nothing can stop this marriage." "Now even I'll do what you do." " What?" " I will trust my destiny." "Today which ever girl I meet, I'll say 'yes' for marriage." "So... how was Khandala?" " Very crowded!" "I couldn't handle it." " Why, what happened?" "It really hurts when your own people betray you." "You are absolutely right Devu kaka." "It does hurt a lot when your own people betray you." " How did I betray you?" " Didn't you take Sanjana to Khandala." "Yes I did take Sanjana to Khandala." " Ok... so now you're falling in love with her?" "Don't even talk about her to me." "I tried her number several times last night, but she never answered." "That's because she doesn't wish to talk to you." "Now shall we go meet the Makar(Capricorn) girl." "Jhankhana will be here soon." "Here she comes." " This is Jhankhana's mother." " Namaste!" "This is our daughter, Jhankhana." "Serve them the tea my dear." "Why does the girl suffer behind her veil No one knows" "Won't you have some tea Manhar bhai?" "How does she take two steps As if she is chained" "Come sit here." "Why does the girl suffer behind her veil..." "The tea is nice." "No one knows" "Which college are you studying in?" "No one knows" "No one knows" "What happened Jhankhana?" "I think she is getting nervous." "She's a bit nervous." "The burden of tradition How long will she carry" "The burden of tradition How long will she carry" "When will things change for her?" "When will the chains break?" "Will you step out please." "Please excuse us Manhar bhai." "When will the chains break?" " What's the matter?" " You should not have done this Devu kaka." "What shouldn't I have done?" "Didn't you know that this girl is underage." " Who this girl?" " Don't try and play innocent." "You knew it." "Now you are taking revenge for what happened in Khandala." "Yogesh, how can you think so low of me?" "I had no idea about this girl's age." "Devendra bhai." "Yogesh bhai." "Is everything alright?" "Manhar bhai, how old is your daughter?" " 19 years old." " Stop lying Manhar bhai." " She's 15." " You should be ashamed." "Please forgive me." "All my savings were spent in my eldest daughter's marriage." "I am still burdened with three more daughters." "That's why I lied." "Please forgive me." "Manhar bhai, I understand your feelings." "I'm younger than you but I'd like to say something." "Jhankhana is a nice girl." "It's not her age to get married." "Don't deprive her of her childhood." "Nobody has the right to deprive her of it." "Not even you." "Thank you." "I want to study more." "Yogesh bhai." "You have seen all the girls by now." "So what have you decided?" "I don't know Bhabhi." "I can't understand what's going on." "Do one thing." "Shut your eyes and one by one think about all the 12 girls you met." "And her face will emerge." "The faces I've seen Are all winsome" "Can't say I've lost My heart to which one" "At times I want this one At times I dream of that one" "Looks like my stars are On a merry-go-round" "This one speaks so sweet" "That one's doe-eyed" "Maybe it would be smart" "To not say much; and just ask " "What's your sun sign?" "Tell me please" "What's your sun sign?" "Just tell me please" "Thank you." " You're welcome." " No menson!" "What's this magic?" "All girls look magical" "How do I tell you what I feel" "As I go around asking" "What's your sun sign?" "Tell me please" "What's your sun sign?" "Just tell me please" "Wake up son." "Yogesh... today is a very big day." "I know mummy." "I have selected the girl." "Do you like her?" "No... but it's alright." "I'm not feeling good that I'm forcing you to get married." "Pappa don't worry, the money will be organised." "Who is the girl?" " Ma'am, Mr. Patel." " Hi Rajni!" "I hope I'm not disturbing you?" "Not at all." "In fact you can congratulate us!" " Hey Yogesh!" " Khodi...?" "Hey Khodi!" "What a pleasant surprise!" "You see..." "I'm all set here." " Congratulations, you lucky dude!" " Thanks to you Yogesh!" "Yes." "Thanks to you Mr. Patel that I got my perfect marriage partner." "Now tell me, how can I help you?" "Please say 'yes' to Mr. Indravadan Zaveri." "I want to marry Vishakha." "With that crazy girl?" "Devu kaka, I know what I'm doing." "Please make the call." "As the groom desires!" "Hello Indu bhai!" "It's Devu..." "Sir, Yogesh is getting married tomorrow." "All of you have to come, I'll fax the invitation to you right now." "Sorry, it couldn't work out with Vishakha." "But please try to come, Thank you." "Devu kaka, how could you do that?" "Yogesh, I may have got beaten up because of you and even got disgraced in front of so many ladies." "But yet, I will not let you pay for your brother's mistake." " What mistake?" " Four crores." "Who told you?" "Oh..." "Sanjana did." "Despite of being so close to me you couldn't share your problems with me?" "I know my brother is a fool but you are no less." "What did you think?" "I'll ask for the 40 lakhs?" "If you'd asked me for 4 Crores, I could've only managed half." "But it would've at least saved the expense of spying." "Devu kaka, but what do we do now?" "I've met that don." "And if we don't pay him tomorrow..." " He will chop off our fingers." " Nothing will happen to your fingers." "Then, will you clear the debt?" "If I had 4 crores you wouldn't have had to sell yourself like this." "Then how?" "All the debts will be cleared." "But you will have to agree to what I say." "Agree to what?" "You will have to marry the girl I ask you to." "Which girl?" "You almost agreed to marry a crazy girl like Vishakha." "So how does it matter now?" "Trust me on this." "All your questions will be answered at the marriage hall tomorrow." "Now go." "Bhautesh bhai, are you sure it's going to rain money today?" "Bharat bhai..." "you be rest assured." "I have checked my own horoscope and reconfirmed it." "I am destined to get a bonus today!" "Now you tell me if it doesn't rain money for you, how will I get my bonus?" "But Devu kaka..." "At least tell me the girl's name now." "What's in a name..." "You both have met before and have had a liking for each other." "Welcome welcome." "I think it's the first girl Anjali." "What do you think?" "Whichever girl it is..." "Let them complete 4 circles around the holy fire and let it rain money!" "It'll be good if it's Chandrika." "She is homely and is the only child." "And Khushal bhai has no branches." "Namaste... welcome!" "Don't worry, you will get your cheque today." "Else I will have to bring the police tomorrow." "That will not be required." "Please take a seat." "As I said, it will be done today." "Moolraj bhai!" "Where is that NRI?" "There he is." "Here comes the bride." "This cannot be Anjali." "She walks differently." "Sanjana is in love with someone else." "Kajal wants to wait a year for marriage." "Rajni is getting married to Khodi." "Nandini wants to become a model." "Vishakha has already been told 'no'." "Pooja doesn't want to leave India." "Bhavna's planets are a problem." "Mallika has rejected me." "Jhankana is underage." "This can be either Hansa or Chandrika." "But I can't see either of their fathers'." "This is Rasik bhai and Hema ben Shah from Kampala." "They're Sanjana's parents." "And this is Bharat bhai Patel!" " Hi Yogesh!" " Sanjana?" "Yeah." "Then who else?" "And this is my wife..." "Kanta." "My wife!" " Devu kaka, can you come aside?" " Yes... please excuse me." "But Devu kaka... this is Sanjana." "But, she..." "Likes Worobu... right?" " And even you..." " It's not what you think." "The other day she met me in the hotel lobby." "She tried to convince me that there's nothing between both of you." "And to prove that she showed me a photo." " I was shocked to see that photo." " Why?" "It was her boyfriend, Worobu's photo." "He's the same guy who I had seen with another girl in Khandala." "So I told Sanjana that Worobu is not in Kampala, he is in Khandala." "So I took her to Khandala to prove it to her that Worubu is with some other girl." "But in the meantime Kanta and Anila got there." "I had a long discussion with Sanjana after they left." "I figured out that she is exactly like you." "Like me?" "Deep within she likes you but doesn't know it." "So when I told her to marry you she instantly agreed." " Don't you like her too?" " Yes of course, a lot." "So go get married." "Thank you so much Devu kaka!" "One circle is completed, Brother." "Jai Shri Krishna." "Jai Shri Krishna." " Devu." " Nanaji!" "I would've reached on time, but the train got late." "I can't believe that you are here." " I am very happy." " Yes, we all are very happy." "It's good that Devu called me and told me about everything." "Devu... here it is." "Its four Crores." "1.5 in cash and 2.5 in cheque." "What is this, Bapu?" "My dear, I know that my son in law has a lot of self respect." "It's a good thing, that's the way a man should be." "But he is a little immature too." "He hides his problems from the elders of the family." "Thankfully Devu called and told me everything." "Otherwise, it could've been disastrous." "Don't worry, all of Jitu's problems are solved." "I made a big mistake Grandpa, Please forgive me." "It's alright now." "God bless you." "So is this the face you've been searching for, in every face?" "God bless you." "Its my Grandson's marriage, where are the sweets?" "I will go get it!" "Here is your 2.5 Crore cheque." "Are you happy or you want some ice-cream?" "You checked everything..." "is it ok?" "Its all right." "I like the way you deal." "Am I right brother?" "Yes." "If you need anything from us call anytime, even at 2:00am." "Your work will be done." "Let's go." "Wish the NRI a happy marriage, got that?" "Finally, my Grandson Yogesh is married." "Yes, but one question is still left unanswered." "What?" "What's Your Raashee?" "What is my raashee, Yogesh?" "I don't know!"