"Ever heard of the story of a guy..." "Who imagined that he was an egg?" "He was constantly in fear of breaking into pieces he didn't even dare to sit down scared that his fragile egg shell would break he saw a lot of doctors, but never got cured took endless amounts of medicine to no effect." "Then what happened?" "At last a doctor advised him to always bring a piece of toast with him." "What for?" "When he wishes to sit, he could sit on the toast so that if his shell cracked and his yolk oozed out he can have himself a nice egg sandwich." "I don't get it." "In other words." "Being in love is like a fool trapped in his own illusions if you believe you're an egg, better have a piece of toast with you." "Happy Valentine's Day." "You bought a gift for me?" "What is it?" "Flowers?" "Chocolates?" "Chocolate Flowers?" "I wouldn't be stupid enough to buy flowers today." "I'm not born yesterday." "Flowers get so much more expensive today." "I don't fancy playing a fool." "Instead, we could spend it on a nice dinner." "I've made reservations." "OK, your call." "Are we having Pasta or Japanese?" "Hot pot." "You see, I'm a genius." "It's quarter past 9 now." "By 9:30 it'll be all you can eat for HK$58." "Let's walk around the block get ourselves hungry then we can eat more." "A penny saved is a penny earned, right?" "Let's go." "Welcome." "Mr. Wong." "Our reservations are full for tonight." "Thanks for leaving a table for us, Mr. Chan." "My pleasure." "You came through with 1,000 lai see envelopes for me in the new year." "I would've been in deep trouble if it weren't for you." "You're being too polite." "Your girlfriend is very pretty tonight." "Here's a quiet spot, especially reserved for you." "Thanks." "It's Valentine's Day today." " Enjoy your meal, bon appetit." " Thanks we'll take care of ourselves." "Don't be a stranger, and please come in early next time." "Sure, thanks." " I'll come by in a while." " OK." ""All you can eat for $58 after 9:30pm!"" "Hello?" "Ong Bak?" "Where am I?" "I'm having hot pot." "Sure, come on over to celebrate." "OK, I'll see you then." "So sweet, having hot pot together?" "You're here." "This is Ong Bak, you know him, right?" "I hope I'm not disturbing you guys." "What's the soup base?" "Mixed Spicy and Clear." "All you can eat for $58, free tea and fruits, too." "We can get more if you think it's not enough." ""Rooster Testicles Valentine Price: $12/plate"" "4 plates of rooster testicles." "Ming eat it while it's hot!" "Sure." "Whoa, this is a big one." "Just in time for you tonight." "You keep eating..." "You're tummy is getting bigger." "You might burst." "Well that's how pregnant women are..." "I don't want to talk about it, I'm going to the toilet." "Keep eating and your tummy's gonna be as big as your butt." "You better watch it." "Pregnant women needs to eat more." "I don't want to talk about it, I'm going to the toilet." "The floor is slippery and wet." "Watch your step." "Something wrong with your girlfriend." "She's been acting weird all day." "Are you sick?" "No." "You have not eaten anything." "I'll eat now." "What's this?" "Oh, I took a bite at that." "It was a bit raw so I put it back again." "Quit holding on to it, give it back." " Enjoy." " OK." "What's up with you?" "Why are you angry?" "I don't want to, I don't want to!" "What don't you want?" "I don't want to eat $58 all you can eat hot pot on Valentine's." "I don't want to not have flowers on Valentine's." "And just be left with a goddamn newspaper." "I don't want to spend Valentine's with Ong Bak, and eat a meatball he's had a bite with." "I don't want to see you eat Rooster testicles." "Complete lack of romance, I don't want this." "Don't say that." "There's being romantic and there's being stupid." "I agree with being romantic but don't agree with being stupid." "Why do we need to pay three time the price for a meal?" "Buy a bouquet of flower with cheap wrappings and a few chocolate candies that have expired and it costs up to HK$600." "That's not being romantic, that's being slaughtered." "I disagree." "It's a once a year event." "And you won't even do it?" "Why do others do it?" "Mister, you're overdoing it." "It's being romantic." "If every other person does it, doesn't mean I have to follow." "I can be romantic for 364 days a year but never on February 14th that's just going along with the trends." "But you were never romantic the rest of the year either." "I leave romanticism in my heart." "Caring for you is already being romantic." "This isn't the romantic relationship I dreamt about when I was a kid." "You're not a kid anymore." "That's how I am." " If it's not ok with you..." " We should just break up." "Good that you're here, Kitty." "Have you seen a movie called" ""The Cat Returns"." "I've had you as a pet for this long." "Isn't it time you return the favor?" "I'm calling mommy." "I need you to convince her to come back." "Remember to cry really loud, ok?" "Now cry!" "Hello?" "Cry, come on." "Hello?" "You're completely useless." "Ming, stop fooling around." "This is so ridiculous." "What's going on here?" "I didn't let you in." "Ming came to see me." "That's right." "Dad, this has nothing to do with you, ok?" "No use for you to come up here anyway." "You should give me a little more time." "Correct, give her some more time." "I've given her a few days already." "That's true, it's been a few days already." "I don't want to talk to you guys anymore." "Uncle..." "Why don't you stay for lunch." "OK." "What?" "I'm not planning to go back with you." "Is this an official breakup?" "Let's all stay calm." "And just freeze this relationship for a second." "Think of him as a bank account." "Don't make any deposits or withdrawals for now." "When did you guys fight?" "Valentine's Day." "What's the next big day on the calendar?" "Tomb Sweeping Day." "Shhhh, don't be morbid." "Let's make it Easter." "Let's wait till Easter to make a decision, ok?" "Good, it's a deal." "Easter then." "Then..." "What more do you want?" "Behave!" ""The Love ER"" ""Contact Us"" "I am the webmaster for The Love ER." "Celia O Young." "I think we need to meet to discuss your love problems." "Since we don't know each other, please take down this password." "Yours will be:" "I love you, do you love me?" "Mine will be:" "I don't love you." "I love you, do you love me?" "I love you, do you love me?" "I'm asking you if you love me or not." "What are you talking about?" "I'm her boyfriend, what did you just ask her?" "What are you doing?" "I was asking if she wants my umbrella." "It's raining, I was worried that she'd get wet." "Umbrella my ass..." "Let's go, he's crazy." "I don't love you." "So you're Ms. Heartache O Young." "You've probably never set foot in a place like this before?" "That's right." "This is my namecard." "I'm Ming Wong, it's a pleasure to meet you." "Pick up 3 cards from left to right." "Should I flip them open?" "I'll do that." "Here's three." "Ms. O Young." "Call me Crystal, that's not my real name either though." "What does the deck of card say?" "That does not concern you." "Tell me about your love problems." "How old are you?" "19, what's wrong with that?" "Are you the type that start falling in love when you were 8 years old and had gone through more than 20 relationships." "And capable of having 8, 9 boyfriends at one time?" "Do I look like someone like that?" "Have you ever fallen in love before?" "Not yet." "Ever?" "Ever." "I needed a love expert!" "Honestly speaking, no one's more of an expert on love than I am." "How so?" "I've read all romantic novels from Western and Chinese literature." "Studied all academic theories on love." "And as far as carnal knowledge is concerned?" "I have sufficient knowledge as well." "Little girl, let's go." "Look that way." "Why?" "The guy will slap the girl in a few moments." "And the girl will stand up." "The guy will then hold her hand." "But the girl will struggle free." "Don't go." "They'll push and pull until they reach the doorway." "I don't want to!" "Come on." "Then the guy will kneel down and plead with her." "In the heat of the moment?" "The girl will soften her resolve." "Don't go." "And finally..." "They will hug each other and cry." "Me, too!" "You know them?" "Love stories are the same with most people." "Let's talk about yours." "Where do I begin?" "As usual, begin from the moment you first met." "OK." "I have had two women commit suicide for me before." "It traumatized me so much, before seeing Annie." "I dated a girl, her name is Mandy." "Good morning, Taiwanese Bitter Melon Juice, please." "Should we add some apple juice to make it sweeter." "OK, I'm in a rush, please hurry up." "Used to be that I only like girls who look innocent." "Thanks." "Bye." "Taiwanese bitter melon juice." "With apple, in a rush so I'll hurry." "Right?" "Thanks." "I order juice everyday, exchange smiles but no breakthroughs, until that day" "for reasons beyond me, I saw her leg and an outpouring of compassion overcame me." "Are you ok?" "I'm fine, thanks." "I feel as if she needed to be cared for and I am that designated guy." " You're early." " Yeah." "Deposit?" "Let me help you." "No need, I can do it myself." " You're alright?" " I'm fine." "Sit for a while, have a drink." "I'll deposit the money for you, ok?" "OK." "Later on, we started dating she tells me she came everyday for me to help her into the bank." "Dating Mandy allowed me to rebuild my self confidence." "It made me feel capable of bringing happiness to a woman." "It felt easy to bring her happiness perhaps due to her obvious physical handicap it made me feel good about myself." "Leave it for a while, let me show you something." " What?" " Watch it..." "Have a look." "A friend of mine sold it to me, we can drive to different places." "Happy?" "What's going on?" "Your eyes have reddened." "I feel like I'm unworthy of all this attention from you." "Working in a small bank branch has its advantages." "Colleagues look out for each other..." "Mr. Wang, one of our colleagues." "Saw your disabled girlfriend." "Shopping with another man." "And acting really sweet with each other." "I'm leaving, bye." "Get off the car." "Open the door." " Ming." " Open the door." "What kind of a man are you?" "Tricking ladies with physical handicap." "Ming, he did not trick me." "He didn't?" "You mean you..." "Did you really think that apart from you, no one else would want me?" "What are you talking about?" "Did you like me because you pity me?" "It was clear in my heart, that indeed that was the case." "Of course not..." "Why would I think that?" "At that moment, I felt the poorest soul in the world... was me..." "I lost...all of a sudden..." "I felt that the being of my feet is very important." "I needed to buy a pair of shoes." "So I randomly entered a shoe store." "I'm usually very thrifty." "But that day I bought the most expensive pair of shoes." "Was that alright?" "The leather material is very soft." "It will wrap around your feet nicely." "If you don't grow toe nails." "You should wear one size smaller." "I was looking at this lady who cared so much about my feet." "I felt warmth in my heart." "What do you think?" "Good for now, I'm not sure about later." "You mean..." "I've never bought shoes this pricey before, I'm not exactly sure." "What time do you get off work?" "It's almost time, around 8." "Can you walk with me for a while?" "Do I have the right to test this pair of shoes carefully?" "Is that a problem?" "No." "Not at all." "Does it feel alright?" "Good for now, I'm not sure about later." "The pair of shoes good enough?" "You're in a hurry?" "Not really." "Let's have dinner." "I'm having dinner at home." "Oh ok, the shoes are fine." "Remember to keep the receipt." "You can exchange the merchandise within a week's time?" "Actually you can do it in up to 10 days." "If it's alright I'm leaving, bye." "Thanks." "Thanks." " Bye." " Bye." "My bus stop is over there." "Oh, mine's over there." "That night, we had dinner for the first time in an extremely romantic restaurant." ""STEAK EXPERT"" "What would you like to have?" "What do you want?" "You go ahead first?" "Does the Mixed Steak Special... include sausages?" "It does, even has a fried egg." "What soup?" "Minestrone or Cream soup?" "Cream soup, steak in black pepper sauce." "OK, for you Ma'am?" "I'm really not sure what to order." "T-Bone Steak, big and economical." "T-Bone Steak." "OK, then how would you like it?" "Is Medium Rare, really rare?" "Ma'am, medium rare means half rare and half done." "I see..." "But there are restaurants where medium rare really means rare, and some looks medium." "It's not the same with each restaurant." "Medium rare, Minestrone soup." "OK." "Thanks." "I'm not going to be able to finish this." "I'll be honest with you" "I'm not usually like this." "I've just ended a relationship." "Then what are you like normally?" "Normally?" "Normally I'm not like someone who ended a relationship." "Let me tell you..." "Actually just 2 months ago," "I also unconsciously... ended a relationship?" "Unconsciously?" "I mean..." "He was..." "He was an insurance agent." "He made sure all of my family and friends... bought insurance from him then he stopped calling me." "I threatened to stop paying premiums, he still refused to show up." "That's why I say, in this world, everything can be insured, except on love." "Understand?" "Watch a movie?" "You're busy?" "Forget about it." "This is where I live." "You... planning to court me?" "You asked me last week if I was planning to court you." "I am." "Hello?" "What have you done today?" "I saw my cousin." "The last time we met, he was stodgy and fat." "Now he's tall, muscular and handsome." "He was with his mother." "I saw her cell-phone, it was really pretty it was... the kind you can use in Japan and the rest of the world?" "Yeah?" "Yes..." "Do you think I'm not romantic enough?" "Then let's get romantic?" "Ms. O Young." "Do you know this is illegal?" "Listen, it's Crystal." "I've invented that name especially for you." "OK?" "Crystal, I'm a Manager in a bank." "I might lose my job over this." "If you want to be romantic, you shouldn't think too much." "Just take a couple of items, you're not paying." "What are you doing?" "Romantic, this is the way to do it." "What you're doing...it's a bit radical." "I disagree." "What kind of bag is that?" "It seems to have everything." "Don't mind this too much." "Open it." "Let's have candle light dinner right here." "There are a lot of restaurants out there." "You'll remember romantic moments forever." "Being romantic, is being unrealistic, not being serious." "Wine, please?" "Being romantic, is being adventurous and willing to take risks." "Understand?" "Understood." "Quick, let's toast to this." "Let's toast to being romantic." "Looks alright." " Let's go." " Ok." "Let's go, they're gone." "Not yet, it's late anyway, let's sleep here for as while." "Quit monkeying around." "Your girlfriend said you weren't romantic." "How did you guys go through everyday?" "The truth is, it's easy enough when you're just going out with each other." "But when you live together, all the worst habits have nowhere to hide." "Then where's the romance in that?" "So boring." "Give me the remote." " Give it to me." " Here..." "And that is the last episode of "Endless Love"." "Same time next week, watch out for "Senseless Love"." "Please tune in and join us." "What's up with you?" "You're too evil." "My "Endless Love" drama series!" "Did you hear me?" "Sorry, I was listening to you." "I'm wearing amber bracelet, it helps to get you to sleep let me give you one, hang on." "What are you doing?" "Will power." "You must be having trouble sleeping." "It's good to go, here." "Really?" "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our shop." "Our operating hours are from 10am to 10pm." "May you have a pleasant day." "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our shop." "Our operating hours are from 10am to 10pm." "May you have a pleasant day." "Don't call your mom, ok?" "Mom." "Sir, why are you wearing our sleepwear?" "True, why would your sleepwear be on me?" "You stole our merchandise." " I didn't." " Let's go." "Give me one more chance..." "I didn't..." "I really didn't..." "I'm innocent." " Come." " Let's go." "Come on." "Give me one more chance." "Missing your boyfriend?" "No." "It's a cooling off period." "Why don't you go out and get wild?" "How could I?" "I'm not that type of girl" "What should I do?" "I can't stop thinking about him." "Ma'am, this place is dangerous." "Someone was raped and murdered here a few days ago." "Then...what should I do?" "I don't have any buses or taxis I could take here." "I see..." " OK!" " Thank you." "I'm not wearing a helmet." "Am I violating any laws?" "Thanks, you're so nice." "My pleasure." "What's up?" "I'm almost done with my shift." "Sure, I'll be home soon." "Bye." "My wife is waiting for me." "Oh..." "You seem too young to be married." "Well, I found a good catch so I got hitched." "If you find one, you should get married, too." "Go get married." "Bye." "Married at such a young age." "What a waste!" "Good morning, Mr. Wong." "Good morning, Ming Wong here." "I have reasons to believe that my girlfriend has begun to date other men." "I've looked around..." "no one can help me out." "You're not concerned I might play tricks on you again?" "For me to choose to call you up" "I'm psychologically prepared to deal with you." "Please help me?" "OK, but you need to promise that you will do everything I ask you to." "Forget about it then." "OK." "Good." "Flowers are like human beings, they talk, too." "Hello..." "How are you?" "Stop." "It's common knowledge that roses represent love." "Different colors have different meanings." "White represents respect." "Red means passionate love." "Yellow connotes envy." "Red and white together means reconciliation." "There are many flower species around here, how much do you know?" "You brought me here, to teach me how to... enrich my vocabulary?" "Buy a bouquet of flower." "How many flowers make up a bouquet?" "Flowers are counted in stems." "One stem means Only One." "Two means A World of Two People." "Three means I Love You." "Four means Undying Promise." "Five means No Regrets." "Six means Happiness and Satisfaction." "Seven means Endless Good Wishes." "Eight means Please Forgive Me." "Nine means Eternity." "Ten means Perfection." "Eleven means One Heart, One Mind." "Twelve means Heart to Heart." "How do you feel now?" "I feel ridiculous." "Can we move along faster?" "A romantic person cannot afford to be shy." "That's a barrier you need to overcome." "All I want is to know how I can get my girlfriend back." "Pretty crowded, huh?" "I feel a lot of people... throwing weird looks at me." "Women all want to feel happy and blessed in love for all the world to see." "We just want the whole world to know that a man can forget about dignity for a second and love us with all his heart." "Why?" "OK, let's put this theory into action." "Sure." "Ming Wong, kneel down now and propose to me." "What?" "!" "Kneel down now." "In the middle of the street?" "Didn't you agree... to do whatever I ask you to." "But..." "Pretend it's real." "You're crazy!" "Think of me as Annie now." "I'll give you one minute to prove that you cannot live without me." "Starting now." "You're not really in love with Annie." "You only care about yourself." "Time's up, you're useless." "Goodbye." "Marry me." "No!" "What?" "!" "I am not your girlfriend." "Get up, you look ridiculous." "If I propose like this to Annie, she'll come back to me?" "Of course not." "You're taking me for a fool?" "Let me tell you." "Most of the time, the problems surrounding a relationship bear the very answers to it." "You really are taking me for a fool." "Go ask anyone who had fallen in love with you." "Every failed relationship leaves questions and answers." "Thanks for the flowers." "My first love, happened when I was in College the 1996 Census Survey." "Paired me up with a freshman in my school called May." "We were paired to conduct the surveys together." "We were inseparable that week." "What are you two doing?" "Who are you looking for?" "Ms. Lee, we're Census Surveyors." "Can we come in?" "Census?" "Never heard of it before?" "Ms. Lee." "What do you want?" "The Census, is a government study on HK citizens findings will be used in policies set for the future." "That's true, Ms. Lee." "Can you let us in, we have some simple questions to ask?" "At your own risk, come in." "Why would we regret on something the government asked us to do?" "You better mean that." "Ms. Lee, do we need to take off our shoes?" "That wouldn't be necessary." "Let me close the door for you." "Ms. Lee, how big is this place?" "You can measure it by looking at it." "Maybe 300, or 400 square feet." "How long have you lived here?" "If I don't die now, half of my life." "Half your life?" "How old are you now?" "60 to 70." "60 to 70 years old?" "How may people live here?" "Three for now, not sure about later on." "You no good gambling asshole." " Don't do it." " Help." "Blow the whistle." "Be sensible, stay calm." "Dad, get out of here." "Help, help!" "Take this, you bastard." "I'll chop you to pieces." "Thanks." "Don't mention it." "Where's the survey girl?" "What girl?" "The girl you were with." "Survey girl..." "Ms. Lee." "Let me go." "Are you hurt?" "Are you ok?" "Wipe you tears first." "Can I take your orders?" "An order of Prawn Salad please?" "And for you?" "Mixed Steak Special." "My dad said that it's the most bang for your buck." " I'll have Mixed Steak Special." " OK." "Does it come with egg?" "Sausages, and fried eggs." "What would you like to drink?" "Two glasses of water please." " OK." " Thanks." "Thanks." "It's good." "I can't finish this, here have some." "OK." "You have some, too." "It tastes good." "Is May there?" "No such person?" "Isn't this the Lo residence?" "They moved out years ago?" "Would you have her number?" "No?" "Thanks for your time, bye." "Relative Humidity is expected between 62% to 78%." "Light easterly winds are expected, but strong winds in highland areas." "UV index today reached a peak of 6." "Pollution index is at 2, low intensity." "At 6am the temperature is 19 degrees C, 71% Relative Humidity." "There are no record of rainfall from midnight to this hour." "Most people have a first love," "I happen to have two." "Just as May and I started dating a lady moved in the apartment across from me." ""Maintenance in Progress." "Please use stairs"" "And..." "Have you... kissed a girl before?" "No..." "Why...it feels very experienced?" "I self-practice." "Gross!" "Sorry." "Let me help you." "Sorry." "I'll take care of you for the rest of your life." "Turns out you never loved me one bit." "May, don't do it, come down and we'll talk about it." "It's high up here." "If she can die for you, so can I." "That's true...but don't." "Come on down." "Stay calm, let's talk about it." "Ming Wong, do you love me or her?" "Back then my real answer was..." "I love both." "But I couldn't possibly say that." "If we both jumped, whom would you rescue first?" "If you both jumped?" "Neither." "I couldn't possibly rescue either in time, I'm not superman." "Let me tell you, that I love only you." "I've never loved anyone before you and I didn't think it would come to this." "I admit my mistake." "I'm not just saying it, I'm really going to jump." "You jump, I jump!" "Ziyi!" "May!" "So both of them jumped." "Neither died in person, but... both of their hearts died, so did two love affairs." "Both left me afterwards." "May transferred to another college, Ziyi moved out." "Ziyi..." "Here." "Here." "How are you?" "Hello." "You don't recognize me?" "I jumped off a building for you, of course I do." "You..." "look even prettier now." "What's up?" "I...wanted to talk." "You got some time?" "Not really." "Forget about it then, bye." "I'm on my way to a photo shoot, why don't you take me." "This is my name card." "I work in a bank as a manager there." "I might be harder to locate starting next month." "Why?" "OK." "Ziyi." "Thanks." "I am signed to a modeling agency." "I work as a model now." "That's what this photo shoot is for." "After next month, my weather reporting days are over." "That was a good job, it's like public service." "No women should be reporting weather for a lifetime." "People need to look ahead." "You smile a lot on TV, I thought you were happy." "I thought you truly enjoyed doing weather report." "You don't know when I'm real and when I'm faking it?" "I'm here, mainly to..." "Ziyi, to your position." "Coming." "I'm Danny." "Forgive me for being blunt." "Thing is..." "I'd like to know if you have ever thought about the need to... improve your life?" "Sure." "That's good to know." "Let's put it this way:" "There is a guy, he... had to marry a woman for a certain reason." "But they...do not love each other." "That woman died last year." "And the guy, after being a dutiful husband all these years." "Realized he miss something." "He could never forget his first love." "Of course it's been so long and he could no longer find her." "So now he decided he needs to find... someone who looks like his first love." "5'9" tall, to accompany him help him rekindle the spark of his first love." "Does that sound romantic?" "Of course, this gentleman is also happy to offer a sizeable monthly compensation to the most suitable candidate he picks." "Do you understand what I'm talking about?" "A little bit." "It's ok if you don't, ask anything." "What's required of her when she accompanies him?" "It's tough to be able to say everything immediately in one sitting." "But basically, when this guy has needs if... you could be of service, then provide him with service." "You mean like being a kept woman?" "Damn good question." "Kept refers to objects one possess." "I prefer to say accompaniment, which is more heartfelt." "It's really a philosophical question." "And, you're looking for me to accompany... you?" "No." "It's an uncle of mine." "Uncle?" "He's seated behind me, and has been checking you out." "Sorry, I can't do!" "Why don't you give me a price." "Can I ask you how much I'm worth per month?" "HK$300,000?" "300,000 is for celebrities." "For you..." "HK$30,000." "My nephew, did she agree?" "She refused, boss." "Why don't you lower your standards, I have a backup." "Pretty woman at 5'8"." "Sir...ma'am, how can I help you?" "I want her." "Come over." "Yes, you." "Can I help you, little kid?" "Help me pick a pair of shoes." "Come!" "Don't you need to make introductions?" "These are from Italy." "Those are..." "Stay calm, she didn't really lose anything to her." "Let's wait and see." "Have you picked anything yet?" "Get me each style to try on." "What do you want?" "I want to try on shoes." "What did you think I want?" "Did it feel good?" "It feels good now." "I'm not sure about that later." "Come with me outside." "You..." "You're going overboard." "You can't even take that... and you're demanding others to be romantic?" "Just be a content woman." "Mr. Tsui." "Mr. Tsui?" "Mr. Tsui, I've brought you shoes." "Anyone?" "Mr. Tsui?" "Is there anyone in?" "Mr. Tsui?" "Mr. Tsui." "Quick, I'm in a hurry." "Start with my shoulders." "What?" "Please hurry, I sprained my neck while sleeping." "That's right." "Towards left, right there." "Use some force." "That's it." "Good hands, better than the previous one." "Yeah?" "I'm quite talented at giving a massage." "Was that alright?" "OK!" "OK, let's do the waist now" "OK." "Go on." "Why are you crying?" "I sell shoes, not my body." "Mr. Tsui?" "Sorry, the door wasn't locked." "I'll come back in a bit." " Miss..." " Yes?" "You're here to do massage?" "Yes." "Why didn't you say so?" "How did I know you didn't know." "And you massaged when I asked you to?" "Customer is always right for us." "OK, let's try them on." "OK." "I'm so sorry about a while ago, actually." "I don't normally disrobe in front of women." "I feel awkward about you seeing me naked a while ago, too." "OK, I'll stop talking about it." "OK." "Let's try the other pair." "I'm Victor, I have just come back from the States." "My family owns Supermarkets there." "Ever heard of a G-Mart?" "G-Mart is even bigger than Wal-mart." "I don't have a girlfriend." "Why are you telling me all this?" "True, why am I telling you this." "Exactly, why am I telling you this?" "Table for one?" "This way." "Sir." " Beer." " OK." "Thank you." "May this song be an apology to you." "You like fondue?" "Great, I love hot pot." "Sorry about last time." "That's fine, I've forgotten about it already." "You're good on piano." "My mom had me taking lessons before I turned 3." "Really?" "I have always wanted to learn the piano." "Just never had the chance." "Someone once said that I have good hands for piano playing." "Show me." "Come on." "Who's playing such bad piano up there?" "Mister, you forbid me to play the piano?" "Sorry to be rude." "But you were disturbing the whole restaurant." "But I feel you've been disturbing me." "I'm disturbing you?" "Yes, you're disturbing my girlfriend." "Ming, we're on a freeze off." "Freeze off, you talking to me?" "Do you know where I work?" "I'm in banking." "Freezing accounts mean no one can touch it." "He was touching you a while ago!" "Sir, you have just used your hands to touch on a relationship we have frozen for now." "If that isn't disturbance then what is?" "You're being unreasonable." "Mr. Wong." "Your logic is a little twisted." "Logic, you talking logic to me?" "Let me ask you then from a logical standpoint:" "If a woman goes on a dating spree before formally breaking off with her man." "And extends her hands for you to touch in public." "What's that about?" "You don't have to answer." "You heard her, I don't have to answer." "Time's up." "The correct answer is:" "You're a slut, a shameful slut." "You're calling me names?" "You say you hate hot pots, but you're having one now." "This is Swiss Fondue, it's different." "Apologize to her now." "What?" "I was just stating the correct answer." "I'll give you one more chance." "Don't think I'm afraid of you." "What?" "Apologize." "What?" "Apologize now." " What." " Apologize!" "Are you apologizing or not?" " What?" " Say you're sorry" "Apologize." "I apologize to everyone." "He's earned this beating." "Apologize." "Here's my chance." "What now?" "We have not formally broken up yet." "You said you'd wait till Easter." "I did say that I will wait till Easter." "Mr. Wong?" "Mr. Lee, how are you?" "Have not seen you for a while." "Yes, I own a factory in China." "You still in the Mongkok branch?" "No, I'm on the Castle Peak Rd." "Branch." "I'm a manager now, here's my card." " Let's walk." " OK." "Let me know if I can help." "Business good?" "I have five factories in the Mainland." "Over 70,00 workers employed." "Our headquarters moved to Shanghai." "Does your bank have a Shanghai branch?" "Why don't you come up too?" "Our bank is currently based in Hong Kong only." "I thought you were getting married a few years back." "You didn't come to the reception." "Sorry..." "How is your wife?" "My daughter is already 3." "Here's my wife, let me introduce you." "This is my wife, May." "Mr. Wong." "How are you, Mr. Wong." " I have to go." " Good, how are you?" "This is my business card." "Yes." "Call me if you come to Shanghai." "Sure." "Let's go." "Say goodbye." "Bye." "I'm only going to do this once in my life." "I already promised Ming to wait till Easter Sunday." "I don't need you to say 'yes' now." "My mom is coming by over Easter." "Once you decide, come have a meal with her." "The ring..." "Whether you say 'yes or no'." "This ring is yours regardless." "Like it?" "It's stunning." "Easter Sale." "I can't bring myself to hang up." "You want to say bye first or me?" "Bye!" "He said it's worth a million bucks." "And that it's mine regardless if I marry him or not." "Give it back." "Go out and get busy." "Give it." "What?" "You can have bigger ones once you marry him." "This would be small in comparison." "Let me have it on for a while." "You mad?" "Should I marry him?" "It's Easter already." "Think of it as resurrecting your own life." "You've done all you could for Ming." "If you don't want Victor, tell me right away." "Right away, ok?" "I didn't say I don't want him." "It's Easter, give me a chance." "I don't have a ring and I have to go work." "You sneaked in to someone's property again." "You're going to be in so much trouble if you get caught." "When I sneak into some place, I never get caught." "How can I help you?" "Did you forget tomorrow's your big deadline?" "I want to find out the latest from you." "What else can you teach me?" "None, taught you all I know." "I can teach you how to dance." "Can you dance?" "I'm not romantic, of course I don't." "OK, let me teach you then." "That's not necessary." "Do it as a favor to me." "I've always wanted a man... who could dance with me anywhere." "We're good friends, right?" "Don't you agree?" "Follow my lead." "1...2...3." "1...2...3." "Dancing is like being in love." "The beat of the music isn't the most crucial." "The rhythm and pace of the dancers are." "If you pay too much attention to your partner's steps, your own steps get affected." "If you don't, it gets affected too." "What then?" "Well, strike a balance in between." "Just like now." "Now?" "Now you're in trouble." "Remember the password for our first meeting?" "I do." "What was it?" "I love you." "Do you recall the password of our first meeting?" "I don't love you." "We agreed up front." "You love her." "OK, I've taught you everything I know." "Go win her back." " You..." " You..." "You first." "I'm not a romantic person." "In this month or so..." "I learned everything there is to learn about being romantic." "Being romantic is remembering it for the rest of your life." "Being romantic is being reckless, being adventurous." "Being romantic is being unrealistic, and not being serious." "I used to know less than 10 species of flowers." "Now I know all of them." "Different flowers mean different things." "Different numbers mean different things." "One stem means Only One." "Two means A World of Two People." "Three means I Love You." "Four means Undying Promise." "Five means No Regrets." "Six means Happiness and Satisfaction." "Seven means Endless Good Wishes." "Eight means Please Forgive Me." "Nine means Eternity." "Ten means Perfection." "Eleven means One Heart, One Mind." "Twelve means Heart to Heart." "Someone taught me that women like the whole world to know that a man would shed all dignity for her." "Love her with all his heart." "I also just learned how to dance." "Care to dance with me?" "Right here?" "Sorry." " Actually I..." " In the last few weeks searched for all of my past girlfriends." "I inspected all of my personal problems." "And learned a lot of insights." "I realized that my tendency to go for Mixed Steak came from my first girlfriend." "The way I kissed you in the stairway was something my second girlfriend taught me." "How to massage... from the girlfriend I had before you." "Relationships end, but the experiences remain." "They remain in love deep within us." "A few days ago." "I saw my first girlfriend." "I remember promising to her that..." "I would take care of her for a lifetime." "But when I saw her" "I felt her leading a really blessed life." "I know that wasn't something I could give to her." "I'm here today to tell you that it's best if we break up." "I finally realized that... every romance we go through" "lives on forever inside our hearts." "I forgot to ask you..." "Will you take care of me for the rest of my life?" "She's a good woman." "Son." "Good women and good men are alike." "They always end up with someone else." "Mom, we haven't played the piano together for a long time." " Let's play it." " OK." "You're still really good at it, mom!" ""In relationship there are problems, and deep within the problems lie the solutions." Celia O Young."