"Lt's the huge Pasha's mansion." "Safinaz, please show her a room." "Hey..." "Where are you going?" "I have a little stuff to do." "You please meet the guests, don't let them return back." "You!" "Girl..." "My God..." "Sha-sha-sha..." "Yes, sha-sha!" "Shave?" "Go damned, you crazy." "Your haircut can never be finished." "Go away from here, go go!" "Don't do, don't..." "Go away!" "Shave, please shave." "Sha sha shave?" "OK." "Maniac shave, I am Hasan to tear off all your d d d..." "Damn you!" "Ladies, is there a barbershop around here, I came from Luleburgaz..." "Hello, barber." "Have a nice working day!" "How are you?" "Yes sir, come on." "Hair, beard?" "Please shave all my face." "OK." "Human-being is like a bird, now I landed in Istanbul." "From whe-where?" "From Luleburgaz." "Yor wi-wife vi-visiting fr-friends?" "No." "Shamed to say but, I have two wives." "One of them is here, the other one in Luleburgaz." "Maybe you know the one living here..." "Yo-your wi-wife comes he-here for sha-shaving?" "What did you say, you the pipe-mouth?" "How could I know yo-your wife?" "You could, as I know all women in Luleburgaz." "Furthermore, I also know the women here." "Bar-barbers do don't know sir." "She is from your neighbourhood, named Hurmuz." "Hu-hu-Hurmuz?" "There is a fountain over there, just at the right side of it lives my wife." "Oh......" "What is that?" "What?" "You are late sir." "What do you say?" "Your wife is gone, I say." "Pi pi pi....." "Pi pi pi..." "Pipe mouth?" "You called me pipe mouth?" "Lt's you who are pipe mouth" "You were not supposed to know my Hurmuz?" "You said so a moment ago?" "You said so." "It was you, now you said." "You said a mome..." "Mr." "Hasan?" "Yes lady?" "Where is the mansion of the Hadji?" "Who is that?" "She has a daughter at marriage age." "They said it is nearby the fountain, close to this area." "Ha-Hadji's man-mansion close to the foun-fountain?" "Sorry I don't know." "We are trying to arrange a marriage with Husrev." "Daughter of a very neat family." "Everybody knows the man, they say." "But I..." "OK thank you." "Your welcome lady." "My god." "Hey barber, you were not supposed to know the women?" "How do you know them, they ask you to shave the scales of their fishes?" "HOW co co coarse..." "It was you who said a moment ago that you don't know Hurmuz?" "It was you, right?" "Listen sir." "Then how do you know those women?" "What a silly, liar man you are..." "What a rude..." "Stop!" "But you mi..mis..mis..." "Lt's you are who are miserable, cuckold." "Mis...mis...mis..." "Let me misplace you in my pants, then you will see what happens..." "I told you before, now this guy is swearing Hasan." "I am sure there is a conflict about money." "Look!" "Aliye is forty years old but she is still so charming..." "She is so coy." "I can take her, if god wills." "if God wills" "Only once I mean, even if we divorce next morning." "Nobody knows, if she is divorced or sends you off." "Oh my lady, welcome..." "So good, guide Safinaz is also here." "Of course I am." "Come in Lady Aliye." "Lt's just a small gift." "Thanks a lot, come in please." "You honoured us." "Any bans for us inside?" "No, relax." "Where is Father Hadji?" "He is praying, will come soon." "if God wills." "Open your eyes. if you cannot manage this, you will be disgraced." "Why would I, don't worry Lady Rukiye." "Come in please, welcome." "Lady Aliye, take your seat please." "You too, sit down please." "Where is our girl?" "Her a-aunt has got sick." "In fact she was supposed to go together with Father Hadji but as soon as we are informed on your visit, he sent his daughter just to have a look." "Bad luck for us." "What if Father Hadji doesn't approve this marriage?" "I think Safinaz is keeping a secret." "No Lady Rukiye, of course not." "Rukiye's right. it's not relevant to send the girl away from home and not to welcome to the guests coming for marriage offer." "Please ladies, wait for a while, I know what I'm doing." "I see this is not good, this is bad luck." "My Husrev will be very sad now." "What should we do, Rukiye, come on, let's go." "May I come in?" "You go out." "How are you, is everything OK?" "I am enchanted to see you ladies." "My bird, the release." "Praised be god." "Hard..." "My deceased father, he was such a hard man." "How did the subject change?" "Your father." "Oh yes, it is good that you reminded my father." "I learned everything by means of him, in a fully scientific way." "He used to play the violin in such a style that the bird in the cage fainted away because of singing and singing..." "The reason of your visit?" "I am Rukiye, the wife of Suloglu and my friend is the mother of Dr. Husrev..." "We mean, we are here to ask for your approval for the marriage of your daughter with our son." "Our son has a bird?" "Bird?" "Bird..." "Business, I mean." "We don't have birds at home." "I need to ask something, does your husband have a bird?" "He passed away." "Very good.." "I mean, good that you still survive." "Birds, we were talking about." "Hey, Rustem came over, Father Hadji." "Father Hadji?" "He is the brother of the Pasha, he lives in the island." "What a tough man he is." "l will see Hurmuz." "Stop, come with me, it's banned." "Come on..." "You the guide woman." "How does he know me, that you said directly Riistem's come?" "Who serves Pasha in the mansion, who takes care of his wife what are the names of the husbands, he continuously wants to know all those things." "What a curious man." "I really liked Father Hadji." "He is a nice pleasant man." "Exactly!" "Tell him please, he can meet me whenever he wants." "Mestaaan!" "Rusty buttock, my son..." "What's your son doing?" "My son is doing too many things, too busy." "If he's too busy he claps naturally." "He is a medical doctor." "He is the doctor of the fireplace of Beyaznt bastion." "What medical?" "I don't let any medicine to touch my bird." "What is medicine?" "What?" "What?" "This means you do not approve this marriage?" "Of course I do!" "I agree, if god wills it will be very good." "I am very happy to hear this." "Amin Amin." "May God not shame them." "May God not shame them." "Also you, may god not shame..." "You and I, we should not be ashamed." "I say..." "I will ask my son to come and kiss your hands." "Yes, soon." "May you as well, kiss please..." "Yet, please come here very often." "Then we get more close, more familiar." "I can show you my bird." "How it goes out of the cage." "He departs and lands, he departs and lands..." "Safinaz, Safinaz!" "Women leaving, I will see them off." "You, wait for me here OK?" "What's this?" "That's a buttock." "Safinaz, ask Hurmuz to serve the coffee." "She returned back already?" "Birds told me, she has come, go and see if you don't believe me." "Raising a child is quite difficult, isn't it?" "When children fly away from home, heart gets confused." "I know how to bring back the ones who leave home." "How?" "I encage their mother..." "I mean the mother of the birds." "Then they come and go, come and go." "How?" "ls it good?" "I also play violin." "He is so sweet, I feel very warm for him." "Holding his cheeks..." "Why did you cover your face, my girl?" "Ls it banned here?" "Her mouth is a bird's nest, eyes a nightingale celebrating the candlelight." "My Father Hadji says, it is a tradition in our family to cover the face when joining the marriage arrangement." "But your face should be seen by those people..." "In fact not to see is better." "Mistletoe is gradually set..." "What?" "My Father Hadji says two hearts are traps for each other." "He means it's already done." "Lt's already done." "Who else can interfere in?" "You are right, OK let's go." "Please come again." "Don't leave us alone in our cage inn our heart feels the freedom with you." "Our mind gets fresh." "May it bring good luck." "if God wills." "Please come again, thanks for coming Lady Aliye." "Good bye." "Thanks God." "Hey girl, it's done." "May it bring good luck." "What's that pleasant with this;" "having one more husband?" "No, having a husband." "Why don't you burn the furnace and heat some water?" "Husrev will come, I should adorn myself." "Of course." "Let me burn the brazier and cook coffee." "And I want to be in charge of the dinner this time." "Come on, let me show you the brazier." "I am busy in the kitchen." "Come." "Cebrail!" "I might need you again." "Please be available when I need, OK?" "Take it." "Thanks." "I also might need you." "How?" "I will be your father-in-law." "Now please go soon, if Father Hadji sees you here, stays for the night so you cannot leave him for one month." "Come on." "one month?" "Oh no, I will go then." "Could you please ask Hormuz to cook "keflkek" for me tonight?" ""keflkek", OK, I will ask, good bye." "Come on, you're great, good bye." "Hey Hasan, put me in order please." "But you're al-already sha-shaved sir." "But this is very important, if you correct my moustache God will bless you." "Of co-course, as you or-order." "What's the ma-matter doctor, I me-mean, what is so im-important?" "You know the Father Hadji living in the big mansion over there I will marry to his daughter Hurmuz." "I would have told it slowly if I knew you would be so much happy.." "Hu-Hurmuz?" "Yes, Hurmuz." "You know her?" "What a girl, isn't she?" "Don't tell me you don't like her?" "He-here so ma-many Hu-hur..." "Hormuz!" "...live here." "Many Hurmuz around here?" "My wi-wife al-also ca-called Hurmuz." "Hormuz?" "What a coincidence." "But, as you to-told, the man-mansion"." "l need to go to the mansion soon." "Thanks, have a good working day." "Sheep comes laying down to the mud," "You have no money, why do you walk..." "Hanging around..." "Come on sir, welcome." "Have a nice evening." "I came here upon the invitation of the Father Hadji." "Good." "Welcome..." "Nice to be here my lady." "Father Hadji had to go to the island suddenly." "So he apologizes from you." "That's not a problem." "He said, "There is no problem in your marriage, yet you can consider this as an order"." "Of course." "What can we offer you before the dinner?" "We have coffee, we have syrup." "And also two slices of baklava." "Baklava?" "Yes sir." "Here sir." "That's so kind of you." "I will take this one." "What I like most is cozy gathering." "Hurmuz, open the door." "I have nothing to do with the earthly possessions, what I want is the beautiful ladies." "Hurmuz!" "Sir." "Who is this guy, what does he want?" "You wouldn't like to know." "Open the door!" "This terrible man is the adopted child of Father Hadji." "Father Hadji tried to raise him as a religious guy but he could not." "Then he disinherited him." "Now he knows that Father Hadji has come here this is why he acts so strange." "Open the door!" "Hurmuz." "What will happen now?" "He will leave as soon as he understands that Hadji's not here." "If you want I can go and inform the firemen." "They like me a lot, as I'm their doctor." "They are strong men, they can come and extinguish him, if you want." "Only heroes who communicate by their fists can beat bully men." "Thank god that you are here." "This man will screw everything up." "I am going soon my lady, going soon." "Hurmuz!" "Strange." "Why does this man call you instead of Father Hadji?" "Yes." "Are you sure you want to know?" "He wants me." "He will dishonour me." "You see..." "Here is the coffee!" "Now it is a must to bring this man into line." "I am going immediately." "Going immediately." "Take him out from the side door." "I would prefer not to go out from the front door." "Sure, from the side door, Mr. Husrev, please." "Open the door!" "Hurmuz." "How nice to see you here!" "You are my soul..." "Why don't you open the door, damned woman?" "You think I open the door for every bully yelling out of the house?" "I will eat you." "Stop!" "You're drunk." "A little bit." "I didn't like this, you are a killjoy." "I prepared the raki table for you, but you came here as already drunk!" "Come on walk this way, come on..." "Walk..." "l will eat you tonight!" "All beautiful ladies should be mine." "Come on, walk!" "God, look at the table." "Did you prepare all of this food for me?" "Stop!" "Will you use those dirty hands for eating?" "Walk directly to the bathroom, walk!" "What's wrong with my hands?" "Very dirty." "You are worse than the prison Hurmuz." "I am waiting for you." "My God!" "Hormuz..." "Are you in the restroom, open the door." "Ls it you Rustem, what happened?" "Lt's me of course." "You didn't like it?" "Only the housemaids of the vagabonds' inn enjoy you." "Why?" "You popped in our mansion and ordered me to cook "keflkek"." "I am not a housemaid." "And here's not a vagabond's inn." "If you want "keflkek", please ask the chefs of the mansion." "But couldn't I ask my wife to cook "keflkek"?" "Please speak more politely." "What is this, I don't understand a single word." "Because this is not your day." "But I came all the way from Luleburgaz." "Please do not shout." "I cannot adapt your days all the time." "Good good..." "l am leaving." "But you cannot come in." "Disaster disaster." "Why?" "What is that?" "Can you keep a secret?" "My Hurmuz, I can keep everything if yo..." "Ah..." "My older brother is upstairs." "Yes?" "He is a thorny guy." "Yes?" "Thorny." "OK." "Bad." "OK." "Bad." "Yes." "Terrible." "OK." "Why should I be afraid of him, he's my brother in law?" "Hurmuz, where can I go at this time of the day?" "I'm your dog..." "Catch me Hurmuz, I am hiding upstairs, will you be able to find me here?" "I am counting up to three." "Three.." "Hurmuz!" "I am coming." "Follow my odour." "Hey, you have already cooked "keflkek"..." "What a nice thing to have a wife." "Hurmuz, where is the soap, I couldn't see." "Look at the top of the jar, or it might be fallen down to the floor." "Hurmuz?" "How strange your brother speaks, like thunders coming down." "You don't listen to me, he is a bully killer, just escaped from the prison." "And I don't even want to know what he will do when he sees you here." "Call this maniac, I want to talk to him." "No no no, I am sure my brother will not be nice to you." "He is my brother-in-law, why he would treat me badly?" "He always finds an excuse for raising a conflict." "He can't." "Even if he can, I will come over it." "You think I cannot?" "I'm your cat..." "I'm your dog..." "Come on, let me hide you." "What?" "I am not going anywhere, anywhere." "Then have a glass of raki." "No I wouldn't drink, you know I like raki too much but..." "If it's you asking me, I can drink litres of it..." "They swapped raki to the cat's ass, she asked where that wolf is,..." "What?" "Raki is very nice." "Drinking raki makes me feel like you smack my head with wood." "I lose myself." "Once I couldn't go out of bed for three-five days." "Yes, it was three-five days." "What I mean by wood was something like that." "Yes." "I came from Luleburgaz." "Let me rub it once..." "What's going on?" "Haven't you get washed?" "I know it stinks but there was no water for six months in the jail." "You will drive me crazy with all this cleaning stuff you push since I came." "I washed my hands, neck, throat thoroughly, what else do you need?" "But look, how do you think you can do this, that, this, those with your dirty body?" "You cannot even smell me." "Go walk to the bathroom and don't shout every second," "I am getting mad..." "And I know how to put you in order!" "Finished..." "Such a special lady." "Thanks." "Go walk to the bathroom, go." "Hurmuz?" "What?" "I will eat you." "OK you will, but now go." "You made me a water bird." "My husband. ls it you?" "So many men around!" "Guys raining from the sky..." "Only my damned one is not here." "Ls there a man in the closet as well?" "This is why I told you, I was asking you to move him down." "Hu hu Hurmuz!" "I'm going mad, who is this one?" "He's faltering, so that's my barber." "How many husbands you have?" "May I come in?" "Hurmuz?" "My Hasan is here!" "Come in, come in." "Hasan!" "Oh my clever Hasan has come." "Come on come on." "Soon ex-ex-ex..." "I will excite you, I will do it inside, come in." "Explain!" "Where are you going at this time of the night?" "I'm going home." "What?" "Where?" "What happened this time?" "Don't go there." "Why?" "Don't drive me crazy..." "Hurmuz!" "Who is this, explain Hurmuz!" "Come sit down." "This is the catty son of the Pasha." "He made his father sick." "Now he is in the bathroom, enjoying to clean up himself." "I have a question to you Hurmuz." "Ask." "How ma-many Hurmuz li-live in this ma-mansion?" "Explain." "Look, the wife of the son-in-law of Pasha, this is the first." "Then, the daughter of Father Hadji, this is number two." "And myself." "How many?" "Three." "We are really a lot." "I am confused Hurmuz." "Who is this?" "Lt's me, Hizir, captain of the Sea Dragon." "Welcome." "Hello, guide woman." "And this is the groom." "Where is my Hurmuz?" "I know this man, he came to my shop." "I came to eat her." "Slow down." "How can you do something like that, in a house full of relatives of Hormuz.." "Relatives?" "Yes." "I want to meet them." "Stop, it's banned here." "Come on." "Tell them that it's not a stranger, it's their brother-in-law." "OK OK, I will." "You please wait here in the kitchen." "Come on, come." "Have some walnuts, over there" "OK bye, I will come on Tuesday, you see the situation at home." "No problem my Hurmuz." "OK, bye..." "Senna in the cellar." "What?" "I say, there is senna in the cellar." "Senna in the cellar?" "What to do with cenna?" "Put it in the raki?" "OK." "Sweeties are nice to eat but it gives you bitter floating afterwards." "Gee..." "My husband, my husband, glad you came." "Hurmuz!" "Bring me a towel!" "Who is this?" "That's my brother." "Brother?" "That's good, let's meet." "It is good to have people around." "And this is my sister-in-law." "Sister-in-law?" "Hello lady." "Shh..." "Introduce me to your brother then." "But if he sees us now..." "That means party Hurmuz, party!" "Sit down." "This is the family felicity." "This is a very special type of raki, my brother brought." "I love lion's milk." "Don't add water." "Don't add water I said!" "Take it." "Oh...." "My husband the lion, takes only one sip of lion's milk?" "A hero can best be known by his style of drinking raki." "Lt's a joke, joke." "Who do you think I am?" "Hurmuz come." "Good for you." "What happened?" "The husband upstairs is asking for a towel." "Take from the bedroom and give him." "OK." "How many husbands you have?" "Don't worry, they are the old accounts, I will close all of them." "What happened?" "Something happened to me." "You just arrived, maybe it's due to the voyage." "I need to go to the restroom." "Come, come." "Stairs..." "My God." "Who smacked my head, Hurmuz?" "My brother did, as you didn't listen to me." "Why did he?" "We were drinking Raki here, this is the last thing I remember." "Isn't he my brother-in-law?" "What type of a brother he is?" "How?" "Look..." "Oh, I am excited." "What a strange man you are..." "I will eat you." "You the prison bear, my brother's here, now in the toilet, will come soon." "And my sister-in-law is also inside, go get dressed, wait for the night." "Really?" "Yes..." "I have been dreaming of this moment for 6 months, god damned!" "After the cleaning up, it's her brother and now sister-in-law." "Come on my lion." "What is this?" "My head, he smacked so badly." "I will bring him to account." "Hey my brother, thanks god for coming together, where are you?" "I am looking for you." "Glad to be here..." "What a silly man you are, why do you smack my head?" "Hey what are you talking about, I'm driving mad..." "Do you think I don't react?" "I will kill you as well." "What is this?" "What's that, in your hand?" "A weapon?" "That's a gun." "Gun?" "Look at me..." "You the bloke, get out of here before things go wild." "You will pay for this." "Gee..." "You the coward.." "This is how I terrify others..." "You will pay for this." "Hurmuz!" "Avva come on." "Avva?" "Rustem?" "Havva..." "What are you doing here?" "What is it here?" "What are you, doing here?" "I am here for a lady who wants her cotton to be fluffed." "This is my husband." "But that's my husband as well." "What?" "How could he do something like that to a woman like you?" "How could he do something like that to a woman like you too?" "God damned." "Be you divorced, be you divorced!" "Lie down there, you the dog." "You will see how I will turn you into a cuckold with shining horns!" "But the brother-in-law is still in the toilet, whatever meal you served him..." "Stinger, anise soup..." "Come on here, sit down." "But it was too much for him, now he misunderstands everything." "He thought I'm his mother, then I got a little bit concerned." "He can't recognize even his father." "Tell me, where is your husband?" "I sent him off already, don't worry, look, who is coming." "Oh my brother, I am happy we met." "Come on." "Thanks god we met." "Thanks god." "Welcome, sit down." "How are you?" "Are you OK?" "Thank god, I am OK, living around." "You know, this is life." "This world, god damned world..." "Damn it, damn it." "Damn it, damn it, come on." "Oh..." "Do you know me?" "Of course I do." "Who am I?" "For sure I know." "Who am I?" "You ask me who I am." "You're the brother of my wife." "Bravo, excellent!" "Some calls it as the mansion of the Hadji while some others call Pasha's..." "I have a question." "Whose mansion is this, Pasha's or Hadji's?" "This mansion belongs to Sultan Hurmuz." "You can consider as mine as well, since I am the husband of Sultan Hurmuz." "What?" "Hu-hu-Hurmuz?" "Get lost you the clown, you clog a very important government mission here." "Look, it's a lot of Hurmuz here." "Two?" "Three." "Daughter, daughter-in-law and housemaid of Pasha..." "Which one is yours?" "Not the daughter or the daughter-in-law." "Housemaid then." "Ho ho housemaid?" "Te-tell me, a-a-re the e-e-eyes of Hurmuz gr-gr-green?" "Yes." "She is so-somewhat ta-taller than av-av-average?" "Yes." "Talks like ths ths ths, a si-si-silly girl?" "No, she speaks like a poetry but I don't understand anything." "Thank god." "I tho-tho-thought..." "Me too, me too." "Mine has nothing to do with poetry." "She perceives poetry as a prayer but to be honest she plays oud very well." "But, this is correct." "What?" "Whole night we spent in the toilet, right?" "I already took off my panty.." "I was able to complete once, but look, this is a secret between us." "OK." "I have to go again." "Mummy..." "Oh my mummy." "What's going on?" "I did it." "Oh." "What's going on?" "Let me have a look from back-side." "Me me me too." "Hu hu Hurmuz!" "Hurmuz!" "Hurmuz!" "I sus sus suspect." "Three Hurmuz in a home is not possible" "Hurmuz should come here immediately." "OK." "Hello lady, how are you?" "I hope you are fine, that's so kind of you, how is the gentleman doing?" "Lt's fire, fire in the mansion." "Help, it's fire in the mansion." "Help." "Oh cute and tiny, her skin fragrant Where are you all, damned ladies?" "Come on let's smell each other, I will not let you to fade away." "Oh cute and tiny, her skin such fragrant" "Come on let's smell each other, I will not let you to fade away." "it's fire, fire, I am burning" "Help me friends, I am inflamed." "it's fire, fire, I am burning" "Help me friends, I am inflamed." "Thanks my hero, could you please give your name, I need to know who saved me." "Adam." "Really?" "And I am Havva." "Look at you." "Seven heroes to get famous all around the world." "We are honoured..." "Me too, me too." "I need to tell you something." "Your situation solved." "Turkish Classical Music in German (An Belinden" " Goethe)" "See how he improved his Turkish." "They will sort him out soon." "Stop it." "You mean, all of you make a complaint against this lady, right?" "Ye ye yes, ju-ju-ju.." "I swear we complain father judge." "OK OK, Mr. Hasan, come to the front." "Tell us the situation." "Ho ho honourable judge" "Th th this la la lady che che..." "Cherished you?" "What?" "What is it, what?" "She cheated me." "Why?" "My husband"." "God." "She said I don't have a husband." "Stop Hasan, I am bored..." "Go back." "But.." "Hasan, go back." "Go back!" "You come, come." "Together?" "Tell me what is the situation." "Regards, my father judge." "I experienced so many difficulties with this lady, my father judge." "Look at you." "Speak more politely." "What does this mean, my father etc, be more careful." "I present my full respect" "My uncle judge, this lady..." ""My uncle judge", what is this, speak in line with law terminology!" "You are supposed to say, honourable judge..." "I kiss your hands." "Good!" "Hey codger, do you know this woman, I swear..." "Go back, how can you speak like this, codger etc..." "You come." "Now my little Judgie, this woman..." "What is this "little judgie", do I call you "little mannie"?" ""Mannie" mouth." "You have to speak in line with the rules, saying honourable judge." "My honourable little judgie..." "Not "little judgie", god damn you, honourable judge!" "I don't understand anything from what you say." "Go back, go back." "Memo, what is this?" "Come on, come." "But it is me who married with her first." "Don't talk, don't." "Tell me my son, what is the situation?" "This lady has married to all of us at the same time." "You the coarse infidels!" "According to the Islamic law, this is prostitution; is it possible?" "This woman told all of us that she didn't have a husband." "I was not aware, I swear, unaware!" "But will get craz..." "Lady, explain the situation"." "What is this?" "It will be much convenient for me if they go out and two of us can talk..." "Go out." "I have full confidence in Ottoman justice." "God!" "God." "Tell!" "May I take off my veil, it is too hot here." "Sure." "Relax." "All those damned men, after my husband's death, wanted to have me..." "They all have an eye to own the mansion." "Of course, I inherited somewhat money from my husband." "They came home and started to threaten me." "God." "And they bruised me." "Being exposed to this cruelty, I tried to find a way to inform you, my honor." "I am a lonely woman, how can I manage all those men, right?" "Yes." "Each was saying that he is my husband, I was just confirming." "Lt's so good that I could finally see you, thanks god." "Don't get sad, my child." "Women get too weak, my sir." "Sorry." "Do those two women witness for you?" "Sure they do." "They've also beaten those women, not only me." "Really?" "Yes." "How did they beat?" "Could you uncover and show me?" "Since this is a court..." "We witness sir, they've also beaten us very badly." "Uncover and relax." "Take off take off." "They've beaten us so badly, all parts of our body." "Which parts, which parts?" "Here here." "Like this." "Mostly where?" "Give Leyla the money, we won't be born again" "Give Leyla the money, we won't be born again" "You damned men, aren't you ashamed?" "Based on the islamic law rules, this trial is ineffective." "That's all, that's all." "Father judge!" "I thought you were a wise man." "But such a dissolute bloke you are." "You the coarse,..." "Go out, get lost!" "Bu bu but I..." "Go out of here!" "My my my..." "Dissolute guy!" "While you are responsible for establishing the public order you molest the widows, right?" "Everybody counts on you for their honour and virginity." "Tell her to be divorced, now!" "Be you divorced!" "And now go away!" "Go." "OK." "And you..." "Yes sir." "Last night you already asked this lady to be divorced, in front of this woman." "I didn't say something like that." "He said, my sir." "See?" "Go out, go out!" "It cannot go on like this, I will discuss it with the wise men." "Are you threatening me?" "No sir." "You the damned cucko..." "My god, forgive me." "And you, we thought you were a strong, tough man..." "Tell her to be divorced immediately!" "I will definitely not tell my father judge, I will not..." "I will not say either;" "let's see what you can do." "What does it mean what I could do?" "l will carve her..." "And I will have you hung!" "If you hang me, my cousin will chop you to bits." "Then another judge comes and he hangs your cousin." "No problem, my other cousin will carve you in turn." "Then the law will sentence your other cousin to be hung." "Damn that man called law..." "Don't do this to us, codger." "Sir, those two are lying." "Because they were the slaves of my Pasha." "If you want you can see the stamps at their body." "Don't do." "Here's a court, take off your pants." "God." "She is the one to seal us father judge, I swear you." "How can you consider yourself as a bully?" "Can such a delicate, tiny woman beat a bear like you and stamp your body?" "Those men even cannot declare any divorce state, trial has ended." "Lady Hurmuz is free." "Thank God!" "Go out, go out!" "You rude blokes!" "Thank you sir." "Thank you." "Come on lady Hurmuz, come on please." "You, such a young and beautiful lady needs protection, right?" "Yes sir." "Why wouldn't such a wise man with superior authority be your husband?" "Right?" "Yes sir." "Of course"." "Hurmuz, if you want I Cal'] marry you." "But sir, we need two witnesses for getting married, right?" "Don't say so my child." "Here is one of the witnesses." "My God!" "You have a visitor Judge!" "Oh my great God, am I your one of best servants?" "And here is the second witness." "But how could we...?" "We could do it very smoothly." "But..." "God!" "My esteemed uncle, I am here for your approval." "You honoured me my child." "On your and the bailiffs witnesses as well as with God's permission I accept this lady as my wife." "The book also declares it like this, right?" "May it bring bad..." "Good luck..." "Once upon a time in Istanbul, a lady with a velvet voice, a crystal breath singing and dancing, called Hurmuz, used to live." "When she did her first marriage with Dr. Husrev her mother-in-law was also a bride, ...and her father-in-law was also her father Hadji." "The man I call as Father Hadji was such an extraordinary and wonder-producing saint, riding on the birds." "You are trying to turn this simple story into a legend." "May god forgive you." "So called Father Hadji had two beautiful daughters, he approved the marriage of one of them with the doctor Husrev." "Second daughter Havva is too young already, but will soon get married to Adam, if God wills." "Hey girl, when have you become a Pasha's daughter?" "How could you forget the days you chased Rustem off?" "What number husband will he be now?" "Here is my sister, ask her." "The witness of the blind is cross-eyed; all of those are..." "Why don't you believe in this fairy tale while you believe in all others I tell?" "Hey sister, is this circumcised boy yours?" "He has not become a man yet." "Come on wait, nothing's ended yet." "Everything starts just now." "First we need to find seven husbands to get married to." "May god give me three husbands..." "if God wills!" "The day will come that, for any lady who opens her heart sincerely plenty of husbands will rain down from the sky." "If God wills!" "Come on and make all the brides dance..." "Hurmuz!" "Come on, you have a new candidate for marriage!" "Aaaa?" "I swear you, the head clerk of the court has seen you and liked very much." "What do you think?" "Ls this the right time, during my wedding ceremony?" "Sorry." "Thank you." "Are you OK?" "Safinaz, we will think about it tomorrow." "OK." "My god, don't leave your slaves alone, it's only you who can stand all alone." "Don't mind whether beautiful or ugly," "And grant a proper husband for each of us." "I saw homes with a groom, spanned like a cross-bow." "I saw homes without a groom, looking like a dried creek." "To the ones who have missed it for long," "To the ones who got widow very young, whose roses faded away," "Give, give, give!" "To the birds flying in the sky," "To the ones got older, to the ones who are desperate," "Give, give, give!" "Oh my god, I need three..." "(Me too, three...)" "Three is not enough, five..." "(For all of us, five...)" "Five is not enough, seven..." "(Ten, A hundred, A thousand...)" "Give, give, give, give..." "Give me my god, GIVE!"