"You know that muffin's, like, 12 points on weight watchers." "I don't think you should track on vacation." "Look at that kid." " Hmm?" "Eating French toast like it's the end of days." "I hate him." "Man, his upper body is crazy." "Do you think it's weird that they can talk about another guy's abs in front of each other?" " No, I think it's fantastic." "Have another bite." "Do it." "Do it." "Put it in there, faster." "Ooh, yeah, more syrup." "That's it." " Don't chew it, baby." "Just shove it in there." " Shove it in." "Eat it while you can, Abercrombie." "Time is coming for you too." "Hey." "What's Steve doing here?" " Hmm?" "Oh." "Didn't you, like, get a second mortgage on your house, so you didn't have to look at his cheating face anymore?" "Can I tell him you banged the teeth out of Roger twice?" "No!" "Besides, I need to talk to him." "Our credit card statement just came in." "He just spent $2.000 on a weekend in harbor Springs with the Russian." "You you still share a credit card?" "Not the point of the story." " It is now." "What else do you still share?" " Nothing." "Okay, cell phone plan and some underwater shares in a Phoenix real-estate company." "Don't ask." "Maybe you should, like, throw up a little boundary or whatever." "Listen, guys, I didn't ask to be in situation, but now that I am, I intend to take the high road." "I want a nice, friendly divorce." "Hey, look who I found." "Hey." " Hey." "Hey, Steve." " Sorry." "I just came by to get my, uh, tent out of storage." "Okay, I also let him store his stuff here." "Yeah, Kat and I had a fight." "I'm in the doghouse." "It might be over." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Steve." "I thought I'd go backpacking for a few days." "It's gonna be cold, though." " You should stay here." "Okay, you guys," "Marina totally checked out my boobs in the shower." "Those girls hate me." "It's, like, weird how much they hate me." "This sucks." "Plus, my hair's flat today." "Okay." "Idea..." "Today we're both gonna be super positive." "You?" "Yeah." "My name is Kip Wampler." "I'm awesome, and I love camp." "Okay, my name is Marina Barker." "I'm amazing." "People love me." "And my hair is full of volume." "And what kind of day are we gonna have, Marina?" "The amazing, fantastic kind, Kip?" "That's right." "And we're gonna grow and change today because we're awesome and fantastic and positive." "We're God's favorites, really." "We are." "Now, come on, positive people high-five." "Now let's go eat breakfast with these amazing ho-bags." "I would kill myself if you weren't here right now." "Uh, positive people do not talk about suicide." "Whoo!" "Yeah!" " Whoo!" "What's happening?" "I don't know, but whatever horrible group activity it is," "I'm all-in." "Camp Little Otter, are you ready for a bloodbath?" "Yeah!" "Not this again." " I always forget." "Little Otter is going to war!" "It's brother against brother, mother against son, ambivalent first-timer versus way-too-into-it guy." "Yes, it's capture the flag!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Played over two days with a 12 hour truce..." "Losing team has to serve winning team dinner!" "Hey, remember, there are kids playing." "This isn't the olympic trials." "You're gonna hurt your hands." "You know who runs the world?" "Big oil." " Winners." "That's awesome." "Capture the flag..." "I love that." "You should totally stay." "That would be so cool, but it's up to your mom." "The answer is no." "N..." "Okay." " Yes!" "Up top." "Down low." "Let's eat." "All right, so, under your plate, you're gonna find a sticker." "On that sticker is either a green or a yellow tag." "If it's green, it means you're on the green team." "If it's yellow... you get the idea." "Green" "Go, green." "Oh, Marina, we're not on the same team." "That's so sad." "Hi." "Greg, what are you?" "Greg, you're on our team." "Up top." "Awesome." "Awesome!" "Sweet." "We're on the same team." "Let's grind mom into powder." "Are you kidding?" "We are gonna crush her." "Let the carnage begin!" "What are we doing in there?" " Just getting a band-aid." "For your leukemia?" "Did you need a band-aid for your leukemia?" "How did you know about..." "I went through Mack's medicine cabinet." "You did?" "I googled all the drugs when I got into town, and somebody here has genital herpes." "I'm not gonna tell you who, so don't even ask." "It's Rebecca Rosen." "Okay, Chloe, the thing about my leukemia is that it's not really something" "I want people to know about, okay?" "Could you please..." "Hey, you okay?" "Yeah, walking on sunshine." " Me too." "I'm awesome." "Oh, I told Greg about positive day." "Yeah, I'm phenomenal, man." "Oh, what a great word." "Congratulations." "That is so supportive." "Thanks, buddy." "Marina, I like this guy." "What's his name again?" "Okay, everyone, shut up." "We need a team captain." "I nominate Mack." "I second that nomination." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" " Thank you, Cole." "Okay, okay, okay, does everybody know the rules to capture the flag?" "Kip." "Have you played before?" "I assume we're supposed to capture the other team's flag?" "That is correct." "I'll ignore the sarcasm." "Okay... guys, we need a team leader." "I'll just remind everybody that I led my team to victory last year..." " I nominate my dad!" "Okay, I'll do it." "All right, let's talk territory." "Now, we got the beach..." "Boys town, the fern trails..." "Out to point doom." "Basically, all the good stuff." "They got the crap." "Now, let's talk rules of engagement." "You capture or kill an opposing team member by hitting them with a water balloon." "You can decide if they're dead or your prisoner." "While this is a competition." "The important thing is to have fun." "Water balloons can hurt, so no head shots." "Go for the head." "Terminate with extreme prejudice, especially women and children." "They're slow, and they cry." "Fire and forget!" "Die!" "Die!" "Okay, where are we hiding..." " The flag." "In your butt." "Every year." " Every single year." "In your butt." " That's funny every time." "I love it." "I like you." "You can stay, kid." "Why is that guy even here?" " He's Buzz's father." "Look, this is all new to me, Cole." "I'm trying to figure out what this divorce thing looks like." "Yeah, well, from where I'm sitting, it looks like you're saying "yes" to everything he wants." "You think it's really over with the Russian pubic-hair remover?" "Don't know, don't care." "Come on, let's kick ass." "There." "Out of sight, but in plain sight." "I'm a ninja, you guys." "Super-accommodating, warmhearted ninja who can't say no." "I'm a natural-born leader with an honest commitment to this camp, and then Steve just blows in on a day pass, and he's captain?" "I'm gonna take him out." "Friendly fire... it happens." "If you want, I will call you captain." "Don't patronize me." " Aye aye." "Robbie!" " Yeah?" "Your mom called." "She says she needs a ride." "Something about loose sluts?" ""Loose sluts"?" "Loose slots." "She needs a ride from the casino again." "You know what?" "I should just not go." "You can't not go." "She's your mom." "I know she's got issues, but she's fun." "Go, Robbie, it's your birthday." "Damn it." "Robbie, remember, with every loss..." "You're one step closer to a win." "Come on, my baby needs new Nikes and a bike." "No, mom." "This is for the credit card bill." "Oh, baby!" "Oh, baby!" "We did it." "Oh, yeah, it's all fun until the power gets turned off." "Okay." "I'll be back as soon as I can." "Don't win it all without me." "Mwah." "And it is just a game, okay?" "Seriously, you get a little scary." "Say hi for me." "Hey, Mack..." "Nice bunch of rejects you got there." "Two, three, four!" "Can you shut this down?" "I hate this part." "I can't do trash talk." "Of course you can." "Just think of what he did to you." "Say something mean about his mom." "But I loved Barbara." "Okay, ref, blow the whistle." "You're dead." " You too." "Let's go drink." " I love you." "Honey, you okay?" "Dad and I are gonna go." "Sure, dads." "Love you." "Hey." "Here we are again." " Okay." "But have you been in there lately?" "'Cause they just did a $50.000 renovation, and you can see every dime." "Mom, let's go." "There's a seafood tower in there..." "Every seafood imaginable stacked on top of each other." "I know what a tower is, mom." "Come on, let's go." "Okay, remember how you used to have to pee in a trough?" "Not anymore... individual stalls, automatic flush." "You don't have to touch a thing." "It's... it's top-shelf." "They have those automatic soap dispensers too?" "Yeah, that perfect little dollop right in the palm of your hand." "And those Dyson hand dryers." " Yes!" "This is what I'm saying." "I've seen a bathroom before, mom..." "we got to go." "Okay, I'll..." "I'll cut to the chase." "Um, there's..." "There's an Asian lady in there, gigantic cup full of quarters, and she's sitting at my machine." "Okay, all my money is in there, and now she's jamming it full of her money." "And you know what that means?" "Pretty soon that thing is gonna vomit, the good kind of vomit, the kind of vomit that dreams are made of." "Mom, I am not taking you back in there." "There's no way." "We're leaving." "I can't." "I-I need to win my money back." "That stupid machine took my rent money." "Oh, it's the machine's fault, is it?" "With every loss, you're one step..." "Closer to a win." " You still believe that?" "I will pay you back..." "I got some extra shifts at the store." "Mom!" "I don't have it." "Do you have any idea how expensive Stanford is?" "Stanford?" "What... what are you talking about?" "I got accepted into law school." "What?" "In California?" "How can you afford that?" "Because I saved my money, and I took out some loans." "I'm..." "I'm gonna get evicted, Robbie." "Okay." "Let's go." "What are we gonna do?" "I'm gonna grovel." "You're my prisoner." "Yeah, well, I'm not really playing, so..." "Do you want everybody to know you have leukemia?" "Are you serious?" "If I don't do what you want, you'll tell everybody I have cancer?" "Yeah." "Let's go." "That is so mean." "Whoa." "Popcorn on the front lines." "I don't remember that scene in "Saving Private Ryan"." "Yeah, maybe that's why it lost to "Shakespeare in Love"." "Man, all we need now is..." "It's like you read my mind." "Well, you are my son." "Oh." "Oh, is that lawry's seasoning salt on this?" "Yeah." " Who cares?" "Just tell me where your flag is, you tool." "Man..." "This is so fun." "That's cheating." "What are you doing?" "Do you want to win?" " You being here and stuff." "I know." "I miss you, buddy." "Hey, what do you think about spending more time with me during the year." "Every other weekend's not enough." "What if we alternate weeks?" "Seriously?" "Seriously." " Seriously?" "You're right." "We should turn this off." "It's against..." " Don't touch that." "That'll be awesome, right?" " Let's do it." "How can he do that?" "We have an agreement." " Just take a breath." "He didn't even want Buzz every other weekend." "And what's with going straight to Buzz, like I don't even matter?" "I'm gonna go talk to him." "Mack, you'll get killed if you go out there." "Hey, Mack!" " Mack!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ooh!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Knock it off, you guys!" "She's my prisoner!" "Stop!" "I don't like that look." " I got to talk to Steve." "He just asked Buzz to live with him." "What?" "God, he's such a jerk." " Right?" "Come on, I'll take you." "Let's get you a towel first." "I can see your boobs." " Hmm." "All right." "I'll pay you back by the end of the summer." "Oh, I'm touched that you came to me, Robbie." "This is for your mom?" "And she's sitting out there?" "Yeah." "Just don't look at my mom, please." "So she's got a little gambling problem?" "Easy, Falcore." "Yeah, it flares up every now and then." "But she's mostly okay." "Can I just have the money?" "Why not go to Mack?" " Mack's got a lot on her plate." "And she'd say yes even if she couldn't afford it." "And she probably wouldn't let me pay her back." "Plus, Steve showed up." " Steve?" "What's he sniffing around for?" "I don't know." "It's capture the flag." "Oh, yeah, that dumb game." "Robbie, Robbie, Robbie." "You got a lot of potential." "You're a good-looking kid..." "Smart and people like you." "You remind me a lot of myself." "Can I give you some advice?" "No, thank you." " She's dead weight." "Cut her loose and move on." "You got to travel light through this life." "It's like they say in the serenity prayer..." ""God, grant me the courage to change what I can, and everyone else can go suck it."" "That's not the serenity prayer." "I'm paraphrasing." " Can I have the $700 or not?" "Thanks, Roger." "Thanks, baby." "I'll pay you back." "Don't worry about it." "Are you sure about this Law school thing?" "Yeah." "Stanford's a really good school." "It's not easy to get in, you know." "Well, I just..." "I just hate to see you setting yourself up for a fall, that's all." "You think I'm gonna fail?" "Well, it just seems really hard being a Lawyer... boring too." "And I just don't know that you're cut out for..." "Well, thanks for the vote of confidence." "I think I'm just gonna go ahead and do it anyway, if that's all right with you." "You know, a nice boring life where my car never gets repo'd sounds pretty good right now." "That only happened once!" "You know what would have been nice?" ""Congratulations, Robbie." "I know you're gonna be great."" "So how sick were you?" "Did you almost die?" "I find the tone and content of this conversation very inappropriate." "But did you?" "Almost die?" " Yes." "Twice." "Once when I was five, then again two years ago." "You had leukemia twice?" "Is that bad?" "Yes." "Did your parents say good-bye to you?" "Did they, like, buy funeral clothes for you?" "Did you see a light and all that stuff?" "Um, no, to all three of those creepy and invasive questions." "Are you afraid of getting sick again?" "Very." "What are the chances of that happening?" "50%." "If you do get sick again, what are the chances that you'll die?" "90%." "Wow." "Have you never met a person with a serious illness before?" "Because the whole way you're acting is incorrect and horrible." "No, nothing bad has ever happened to me." "Well, my Uncle went into a cornfield and blew his brains out, but that was a long time ago, and my mom says we're not allowed to talk about it." "Oh, jeez." "Should we... do you want to talk about it now?" "I deal with it in my poetry." "Keep moving." "Okay." "Sounds like you're in great shape." "Well, well, well." "Caught in enemy territory..." "Freshman move." "It's all my territory, Steve." "I overhead you ask Buzz to live with you." "How?" "Don't you think that's something that you should have discussed with me?" "What's wrong with you?" "You're right." "I'm sorry." "I-I got caught up in the moment." "I should've discussed it with you." "Yeah, you should have." "Look, I know this is all my fault." "I know that I-I threw everything away, but..." "I miss my son, Mack." "He's gonna be off to college in another three years." "I just want to be there for the time we have left." "Oh, yeah, well, I get that." "This is something we need to work out together." "You're right." "I screwed up." "I'm sorry." "We made a great kid." "Yeah, we did." "You remember how he always used to have his hands down his pants?" "Yes." "Constantly." "Oh, but he was so sweet." "Do you remember when he used to come in the mornings into our bed?" "He was so cuddly." "I miss that." " Yeah." "You know?" "That was a great time." " Yeah." "W-wait, Steve." "Yeah?" "Steve?" "Aah!" "Cole!" "Cole!" "Put me down!" "Put me down." "Cole!" " Wow, Mack." "Just wow." "Well, what the hell was that?" " Oh, calm down." "The guy's a jerk." "He cheated on you, and now he wants to steal Buzz." "So what do you go and do?" "Make out with him." "What's the punishment for burning your house down?" "Backseat handy?" " Yeah, if I want to." "I'm sorry." "How is any of this your business?" "I thought you were smarter than that, but I guess I was wrong." "Do I have a sign on me that says," ""if you're a 28-year-old outdoorsy burnout, please give me some life advice"?" "Lesson number one... grow a pair." "You want me to set boundaries?" "Here's one... you work for me." "So go find something to fix besides my life." "Okay, boss, whatever you say." "Hmm." "Hey." "How'd it go?" "Great." "I had to borrow money from Roger." "What?" "Oh, my mom doesn't think I'm smart enough to go to Law school." "She did not say that." "That's what she meant." "You're doing the eyes again this year?" "That's crazy." "I know." "I can't help it." "She just doesn't want you to leave... that's all it is." "She said something dumb because she's sad." "Hey, Paul, where do you think you're going?" "You're dead!" "Why do you always make excuses for her?" "I don't know." "She means well." "And she's your mom." "She's just not super good at it." "What's she gonna do when I'm not here?" "You got to live your life." "It's like that thing they say in al-anon." ""Accept the things you can change." "And don't..."" "Wait. "Don't change the things you can..."" "Well, I-I don't know." "The point is it'll be okay." "Aah!" "Aah!" "How?" "How will it be okay?" "Okay. 12 - hour truce." "You can come out now." "Stop." "So how was the kiss?" " Sloppy and aggressive." "Just like Steve." "I think I got to let him have Buzz half-time." "Well, you could fight it." "No, it's not right to not let him see his dad if that's what he wants." "I just don't know what I'm gonna do on the days I don't have my kid, you know?" "Are you crazy?" "You could do anything." "You could get a massage, go out to dinner, ice skating, pilates class, yoga, see a movie, maybe sit down and read a magazine in peace." "Wow." "Well, you really thought about this." "No, I mean, the point is he's going to college soon." "You're single." "This could be a good transition for the two of you." "I hate this game." "I thought we were being positive." "No, screw that." "This sucks, okay?" "And we shouldn't be celebrating war like this." "It's disrespectful to veterans." "Really?" "I had fun." "This positive thing's working for me." "Shoot me, please." "Hey, Greg's coming over." "Do I have anything in my teeth?" "No, you're perfect." "Marina, would you like to go on a fantastic walk with me?" "That would be amazing." "Hey, Kip, uh, have you seen Buzz?" "Oh, got it." "Buzzy..." "Can we have a word?" "Hey, mom." " Hey." "Listen, um, your father told me that he asked you to live with him half the time." "Is it okay?" "I mean, he seems to want me to." "But if you don't want me to, I totally get it." "I mean, I don't want you to be alone." "Oh, sweetie." "It's okay." "He's your father." "It's just I miss him sometimes." "Of course you do." "It's fine." "Besides, I've got stuff to do, man." "Yeah?" "You got some dates lined up?" "I got guys lined up around the block, so..." "Can we still have Sunday nights together so we can watch our shows?" "Yes, "Game of Thrones"..." "you and me." "Oh." "Oh." "Mom." " Buzzy." "Oh, mom, mom." "Mom, mom." "Sorry, baby." "Is that...?" "The Russian waxer." "She's got some balls showing up here." "I'm gonna take her out." "Would do you stop?" "Hey." "What are you looking...?" "Hey, what's up with you and Skip?" "It's Kip, and he's my friend." "Just friends?" "Um, yeah." "Good." "Because I think you're amazing." "Okay." "Look, I know what you're thinking, but let's be realistic." "They just held hands for the first time." "Furthest it's gonna go tonight..." "Oral." "That's it." "But you can live with that, right?" "Now let's go tear up some s'mores." "Come on." "What is it?" "Listen, um, e-Kat and I got back together." "Yeah, I know." "The whole camp saw." "Congratulations." "Oh, thanks." "Don't worry about our little kiss." "I will find a way to carry on." "Yeah, look, um, we're moving into this condo." "I don't care." "Well, the thing is it only has two bedrooms, and e-Kat really needs one of them for her pilates machine." "So I think this whole thing with Buzz is going to have to go on the back burner for a while." "Steve." " I know, I know." "I'm such an idiot." "I got all caught up in the emotion." "But what if you tell him that you won't allow it?" "I already told him it was okay." "Oh, man." "Well, how are we gonna tell him, then?" "Not "we." You..." "First thing in the morning." "I mean it, Steve." "Announcements!" "Announcements!" "We are moments away from resuming capture the flag." "It is a close game, you guys." "Both teams have suffered serious losses." "By the end of today, we will have a winner and a loser." "Spirits and hearts will be broken." "Oh, and remember, losers serve dinner to the winners." "So get your apron out, Cole." "He is such a worthless dirtbag." "Well, at least he's breaking the news to Buzz." "Dad, did you see the rack on Mrs. Barnes?" "Yeah." " They're, like, perfect." "Yeah." "Sometimes I worry I may never get my hands on anything that good." "I know." "I know it seems like that." "Don't look again... not cool." "Just keep the picture in your mind." "Put it in the bank." "Oh, I should go talk to him." "Mm-mm." "Give him some space." "Hi, Cole." "Morning, boss." "Oh, come on, don't be like that." "Be like what?" "I serve at the pleasure of the camp director." "Hey." "Not in public, please." "If I tell you where the green flag is, will you end this stupid game?" "Sure." " Great." "Archery range, middle target." "The sooner, the better." "Grace." "Isn't this an interesting turn of events?" "Let's go." "You're my prisoner." " Okay." "You know, there might be a deal to be made here." "Don't listen to her." " What kind of deal?" "You let me go, I'll show you my boobs." "No way!" " Seriously?" "Oh, I'm as serious as a heart attack, Buzz." "Damn, Grace." "Deal's off the table in ten seconds." "Ten, nine, eight..." "Who cares about her stupid boobs?" "Seven..." " Lou, shut up!" "Just let me think." " Six..." "Five, four, three, two..." "God, help me." "Okay, deal." "Not here." "You ready?" "Yeah." "Just let me clear my mind." "Hurry up." " Shh!" "Okay." "Oh!" "Idiot." "You're in green territory now." "We had a deal!" "Buzz, my dads tell me how great I am, like, a million times a day." "You're looking at a girl with very high self-esteem." "The first guy that gets to see these is going to worship me." "You're my prisoner, dumbass... the kid too." "Let's go." "Move." "Get ready to love me more than you already do." "The green team's flag is at the archery range." "Yes!" " Yeah!" "How'd you find out?" "Robbie!" " Yeah?" "It's your mom again." "She says it's an emergency." "She needs you at home." "What now?" " Just go." "Okay, I'll be back." "Go, yellow!" "Got two more prisoners." "Oh, Buzz, you got captured." "Grace cheated." "Hey, you talk to your dad this morning?" "Uh, yeah." "Why?" "I know how excited you were about living with him, so I was worried about you." "What are you talking about?" "Oh, um, nothing." "Mom, what?" "Tell me." "You're a terrible liar." "Oh, Buzz, he and e-Kat moved back in together." "I don't think they have room for you right now." "He doesn't want me?" " No." "Changed his mind?" " No." "No." "It's just not a good time." "He was supposed to tell you." "I'm sorry." "That's cool." "No big deal." "I'm gonna take a little walk." "Okay." "God." "Steve strikes again?" "I am gonna straight up murder him." "Let's do it." "I'm sick of this game anyway." "He's one of mine." "Lou, come here, baby." "Where are you guys hiding the flag?" "Not telling." "It's at point doom." "I love him, but he's weak, and he's fat." "Point doom." "Go rip his head off." "Thank you." "Okay, troops, load up." "Point doom." " Let's go!" "Come on, hustle!" "Hey, they know where our flag is." "What?" "How?" "I told them." "Okay, why would you do that?" "You know what?" "Tell me on the way." "We got to go defend what's ours." "You and me... come on." "Hello?" "Mom?" "You okay?" "Surprise!" "Okay, I'm confused, because you said there was an emergency." "Robbie, I won." "I went back to that slot machine..." "What?" " I won." "7 grand. 7 grand." "I'm flush for months." "And I got you a present." "And I paid you back with 100% interest." "You used that money for betting?" "What if you'd lost?" "Yeah, but I didn't, because I won." "Robbie, I had a feeling." "I was right." "Come on, celebrate with me." "How are you gonna be okay when I'm gone?" "I just will." "Come on, open your present." "No, mom." "You can't live like this." "You just can't." "You know what?" "I can't live like this." "You do whatever makes you happy, but I can't have a ringside seat anymore." "I'm sorry." "She was gonna tell everybody I had cancer." "But that's not why I told her." "I told her because..." "I was mad at Marina for making out with Greg." "Why are you so hell-bent on having secret cancer?" "Because, man, when people find out, they treat me differently." "The only good thing about this place is that no one knows I'm sick." "You're not seeing the big picture here." "It's time that leukemia started paying some dividends." "That cancer of yours is gonna get you laid this summer." "Mark my words." "Get ready." "I wish we could fight this game with drones." "Sarah!" "You looking for this?" "Cole, just give it up, honey." "This is gonna be ugly." "It's kind of sad." "We can handle the seven of you." "Yeah." "Look behind you, big guy." "Well, all right." "That's more of a fair fight." "You want it?" "Come get it." "Oh!" "Yes!" "Oh!" "No!" "Ugh!" "What are you waiting for?" "You didn't tell him." " What?" "So I accidentally told him." "Well, I was waiting until the game was over." "Oh, you want this game to be over?" "Okay, let's end it." "Hey!" "No way." "Come back here!" "Hey!" "Nice try, kiddo." "Were you always so selfish and I just didn't notice?" "Is this about the kiss?" " No, it's not about the kiss!" "It's about Buzz." "Ow." "Okay, Mack, I screwed up." "You say that all the time, and then you keep screwing up." "I can't do this." "You don't deserve a nice divorce." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about this isn't working for me." "No more shared credit cards, get your own cell phone plan, and get your crap out of my camp." "I want a nice, normal, angry divorce." "Okay, I'll..." "I'll leave." " No." "You will stay, and you will talk to your son." "And you will tell him that you love him and that you made a mistake." "And you figure out how to make it up to him." "And then get your crap out of my camp." "And I got your flag." "Suck it!" "You enjoy while you can." "I'm coming for you next year." "Excuse me." "I ordered this rare, and this is medium." "And my boy Kip here needs more pasta." "Hey, Zoe." "Can I get another fork?" "I dropped this one." "That'd be great." "Hey, Greg and I are going for a night hike." "You want to come?" "Uh, no." "That's okay." "Thanks." "He doesn't want to go." "Hey." "Good effort today." "Thanks, boss." "Oh, come on, Cole, we had a fight." "Now we've got to make up like two adults." "But I'm not an adult." "According to you, um, I'm a burnout." "I'm sorry I said that." "I know that you have my best interests at heart, and I appreciate that." "But I'm a grown woman." "And of course you are more than just an employee." "You're my friend." "So be nice to me." "I'm always nice to you." "I just worry about you." "I know." "But I'm good." "Okay." "Where do you think you're going?" "Getting a sweater from my cabin." "Uh, no, slave." "Go get me an ice cream sandwich, low-fat." "Yeah, Chloe, I'm not doing this anymore, okay?" "It's weird." "And it kind of seems like you need some help, so do whatever you want with my secret." "What's happening?" "It was a Montblanc pen." "Who uses those?" "Lawyers." "Exactly." " So sweet." "So what did you do?" "I went back up there..." "Told her I love her, and we ate some crab claws." "Delicious, by the way." "Then we did some scratchers." "It was fun." "Whoa!" " Yeah!" "It is like what you said with that serenity prayer thing." ""Grant me the courage to..."" "Why can't anyone ever remember that?" "I love this lamp." "Who cares?" "Nobody's perfect." "Everybody's just gonna do what they're gonna do, and that's fine." "But she's my mom, and I love her." "It's hard to draw boundaries." "And I can't right now." "I just can't." "I'm nice." "You're a lot more than nice." "sync and corrected by Zac "