"Pippi Longstocking" "1." "Pippi moves into Villa Villekulla" "This is my big brother Tommy, who is 9 years old." "This is my little sister, Annika." "She's only 8." "Tommy, Annika, you better run or you'll be late for school!" "This is our mother." "And this is our father." "You're not supposed to ride down the bannister." "I remember I never ride down the bannister." "Do you think I believe that?" "no." "Hurry up now Bye!" "Bye Don't forget your backpacks." "Bye momma!" "Byebye pappa!" "Bye little buddy." "This is our house." "Near by is the Villa Villakulla." "Nobody lives there." "The house stands empty." "Which is too bad, it's a very nice house." "Maybe someone will move in who has children." "Yes.." "We have no friends near by to play games with." "Every morning we have to run so we're not late for school!" "We run past the shoemakers." "We run past the bakers." "The candy store.." "We stop for a minute to admire the view through the window.." "How awful for them to put the candy shop on the way to school!" "Children don't have the money for candy, after all." "Then we run through the marketplace School is on the other side." "Luckily we live in a small town." "Our town also has two police officers." "The tall one is named Kling." "The short one is Klang." "They keep watch on all the shops and houses." "Which is good, because we have some thieves here." "Their names are Keva-Karlsson and Bloom." "Great cops in this town." "Hah yeah when we get bored in the jail, we can just leave." "Running through the park, we're almost there." "In the park, Mrs. Prysselius plays with the young children every morning." "I think she's a ridiculously silly lady." "Sing along now little children." "We get to school just in time, just like always." "While we were in school, something fantastic happened." "Unbelievably fantasic." "This is outrageous." "Indeed, strange." "She lives alone in the Villa Villekulla." "This in unacceptable." "You are absolutely right." "I will look into this matter right away." "She can't live here alone." "Is Villa Villakulla a vacation home?" "Has someone moved into the house?" "I haven't noticed anyone in there." "No way!" "Tommy, let's go home." "No." "If someone moved in next door, I want to know who it is." "Secretly peek in here." "What happened, Tommy?" " Something awful in there!" "What's so awful?" "It's just a cute little monkey." "He can't be living here all alone." "Mrs. Prysselius said he was." ""This is unacceptable", she said.." "Look, there's a horse on the porch!" "Are you going to go look, Tommy?" " We have to check it out." "Let's sneak in and look around." "I hate sneaking around." "I don't like it." " I only see the monkey in here." "A monkey hung up clothes to dry?" "Look!" "Hey!" " Hi!" "Who are you?" " Pippi Longstocking." "And who are you?" "My name is Tommy." " My name is Annika." "Why do you sleep with your feet on the pillow?" " That's how they sleep in Egypt." "They sleep very soundly like that, it's impossible to wake them up in the morning." "How do you know?" "Have you been to Egypt?" "I have travelled all around the world." "Really?" " I think you're lying.." "Yes." "I was lying." "Lying is bad.." " Really very bad." "But in Egypt, they lie every morning until evening." "They start at seven in the morning and lie all day until the sun goes down." "It's all they do!" " That is strange." "Look, what a nice monkey!" " What is his name?" "That is Mr. Nilsson." "What is your horse's name, Pippi?" "I call him "Old Man"." "We were playing a game called "Don't touch the floor."" "We'll have to play that when momma isn't home." "If you touch the floor, you die!" "Don't forget!" "No!" "Pippi lives alone in Villa Villekulla with a horse and a monkey." "Pippi, where are your mother and father?" " They don't live here." "Who tucks you in the sleep at night?" "I do." "At first, I say nicely, Pippi, go lay down." "If I do not listen, then I say it more sternly, Pippi go lay down!" "If I still don't then I say, Don't make me get up and punish you!" "Come on in." "Or don't." "I don't care." "Dear children, what are you doing?" "Hello Mrs. Prysselius." " Good day." "Tommy, Annika, What are you doing here?" " We're just playing." "So you're the little girl who moved in here?" "I'm just the gardener." "There is no garden here." "I know, it was too much work to keep up the gardening." "So I got rid of it." "What is your name, my little friend?" "My name is:" "Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade" "Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking" "My father is the king of the negros on a south sea island." "His name is Efraim Longstocking." "Before he was the king of the negros, he was a sailor." "You can call me Pippi, for short." " And I am Mrs. Prysselius." "Come on, dear Pippi, I came to help you." "That's nice of you." " You don't have parents." "Yes I do." " Really?" "Where are they?" "Mom is in heaven." "Dad is away on the South Seas.." "Dear Pippi, don't lie to me like that." "You really think I'm lying?" " You don't have parents." "You need to come with me, I have a place for you in the children's home for orphans." "I already have a place in a children's home." "What?" "Where?" "Here." "I am a child, and this is my home, so, this is my children's home." "Pippi, help, get it off me!" "It's just my monkey." "Mr. Nilsson!" " What is that horrible animal!" "Pippi, you can't live here all alone, you don't even have any money." "Yes I do." "What do you think this is?" "You cannot live here alone!" "Not even if you have all that money." "Goodbye Mrs. Prussilus, glad you came." "More fun now that you're leaving." "Kling!" "Klang!" "I need help." "Egg yolk is good for your hair." "Where did you live before moving here, Pippi?" "Nowhere." " Nowhere?" "I sailed the sea with my father." "Where is your pappa now?" " I don't know." "He was washed overboard during a storm." "Have a pancake!" "Washed overboard?" " Did he drown?" "No, he couldn't drown, cos he's fat." "He ended up on a south sea island and became the king there." "Pippi got the gold coins from her father." "The house is full of good things from her father." "Tommy, close your eyes." "Reach in here and pull." "Don't peek now." "No peeking." "You can look now." " Oi!" "I'm giving it to you.." " Thank you Pippi!" "Now it's your turn, Annika." "Close your eyes and give me your hand." "Can I look yet?" "Go ahead." "Oi!" "You are so kind, Pippi." "My home is beautiful to live in I won't to any orphanage." "Prysselius will have to find kids somewhere else She'll just have to dream of getting me, hey hey!" "She'll just have to dream of getting me, hey hey!" "Look!" "Policemen are the best fun, right after rubes." "Are you Pippi Longstocking?" "Who else, the Empress of Abyssinia?" "Mrs Prysselius from child protection sent us." "We're here to take you to the orphanage." "Prysselius will have to find kids somewhere else She'll just have to dream of getting me, hey hey!" "Wait!" " Pippi Longstocking, don't be silly." "It's a nice children's home." "Can I take my horse there?" "Horses?" "Of course not." " What about monkeys?" "Monkeys aren't allowed there." "Don't you understand?" "Tell Prysseliusele, she'll have to get kids somewhere else." "I'm not going there." "Klang, here's the plan, you go this way, I'll go that way." "Prysseliusele, she'll have to get kids somewhere else." "She'll just have to dream of getting me, hey hey!" "You're it now!" " Catch me now!" "Such a romper!" "Hey, where'd you go?" "Pippi, don't be silly It's a wonderful children's home." "You can play with other children and go to school." "Why?" " To learn to read and write." "And learn multiplication and such." "Thank you, but I can get by just fine without multiplication tables." "Klang, this is not cool." "We have to catch her." "Don't be afraid, it's not dangerous at all." "Aren't you afraid?" "Come down, or you could fall and get hurt.." "Wait, Kling!" "Help me!" "Hey, Tommy and Annika!" "No wait, you!" "Get off, Klang!" "Klang, Fire, Help!" "Hey, hey!" " There you are." "You can't get away from us." "Can't I?" "Should have worn new shoes.." "What are you doing, kid?" "Watch out!" "Stop it!" "Come back!" "No!" "Ohh God, now she's dead!" "What, there she is." " Yeah, look." "She's there." "Put the ladder back!" " Put it back, now!" "It's not so bad." "It's just a game." "But we don't want to play." "We'll show you when we get down." " Come on and show me!" "I told you, put the ladder back!" " Only if you ask nicely." "Say "pretty please Pippi"." "Say it." "Pretty please Pippi, put the ladder back." "You say it too." " Pretty please Pippi.." "Now it's game over for you." "I'm tired of playing with you." "What are you doing?" "What the hell?" "Little girls can't pick policemen up in the air!" "Help!" "Let go of me!" " Goodbye!" "Come on, Tommy and Annika!" "Run, run Hurry up!" "She's going to kill us!" "Turn the crank!" "Step on the gas!" "I am!" "Step on it!" " I am!" "Fool, what are you waiting for!" "Step on it, give it more gas!" "What is the problem Idiot, it's the motor!" "Look, is the tank empty?" "No, the engine is running!" "No, see it's running." "Can't you hear it?" "Drive!" "I want to go home." "Me too!" "Hold it!" "Stupid half-witted dunce!" "I think Pippi is the world's strongest person!" "Yes, I am!" "No!"