"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering]" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll" "ICE KING:" "[Grunts]" "Oh, boy." "Oh, you're so pretty while you sleep." "Let's go back to Ice King's house." "Hi, baby." "[Muffled scream] Yah!" "Ice King, what are you doing in my bedroom?" "!" "Baby!" "I was trying to surprise you by moving you to my place while you sleep, then have you wake up to breakfast in bed." "But now you ruined the surprise." "Way to go." "Do you think I'd like being kidnapped?" "Is that what you think I want?" "Okay!" "Here we go." "You're the victim, right?" "You know what?" "Since day one, I've been doing everything to make this relationship work, and for what?" "Banana guards!" "Babe, come on." "We promised we wouldn't make our problems public." "Take him out." "Baby, no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Baby bear!" "Gah!" "This is just so crazy!" "If you can honestly look into your heart and tell me you want me to leave, I'll go." "Okay, leave." "Wow." "Did..." "did you look in your heart?" "Like, all around it?" "Yes." "I see." "Then, obviously, you have got some heavy emotions stirring in you, and you have said some very rash things." "Guards, take me away!" "Ice King!" "Get out of Princess..." "I'm leaving!" "Ugh." "I don't know." "Did I say the right thing?" "I can never tell with that girl." "[Sighs]" "All I can think about is you, baby girl." "I got to leave Ooo, start somewhere fresh." "Goodbye, Gunther." "You're the man of the house now." "[Snoring]" "[Thunder rumbles]" "[Grunts] Stroke... stroke... [thunder crashes] Huh?" "Oh, clam balls!" "[Panting]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "[Coughs]" "Hwaah!" "Ugh." "Where am I..." "Aah!" "[Groans]" "Where am I?" "Hmm." "No signs of life." "Just me and these palm fronds." "And that bird over there." "Well, won't be needing this anymore." "[Sea gull squawks]" "[Sighs]" "I miss her, man." "[Woman vocalizing in distance]" "Hello?" "♪ Far across the sea ♪" "Is someone there?" "Oh, man, this is..." "someone somewhere." "♪... eternally ♪" "♪ And though he sometimes visits me ♪" "There." "Now I can look around and..." "Sweet mother of glob!" "This island doesn't have a lady." "This island is a lady!" "Oh!" "Hello, there." "Hello." "Is my singing bothering you?" "No." "What?" "No." "What?" "No!" "What?" "[Grumbles]" "Hold on a sec!" "[Grunting]" "Whew!" "What was the question?" "I asked if my singing was bothering you." "[Chuckles]" "No, not at all." "In fact, it was quite enchanting." "I always sing when my boyfriend is away." "Boyfriend?" "Yeah..." "Party God." "Do you know him?" "Uh, sure." "I mean, I know of him." "[Howling]" "Oh, no!" "That's him!" "Quick... hide!" "He gets crazy jealous!" "Crazy jealous?" "!" "[Panting]" "[Howling]" "Hi!" "Hey, babe." "Is that a zit on your face?" "Gross." "You seen my boom box?" "I totally puked in Jimmy's stereo and killed the party I was at." "He was like "Hey, Party God!" "You can't spin faster than me!"" "And I was like, "I totally can, Jimmy!"" "So we started spinning." "Then I got super-dizzy and was like... [mock retching] ...right into the speaker." "Ha ha!" "Found it." "Okay, I'm bouncing out, babe." "Oh." "You want to hang before you go?" "Oh." "Yeah..." "Well, I'm sort of in the middle of a party, so..." "Oh." "Well, it would just be for a minute." "But... uh, I puked in Jimmy's stereo." "I can't party foul the party." "I'm the Party God." "Okay." "Don't be mad, babe." "I won't." "I'm not." "Okay, laters!" "[Howling]" "[Sighs]" "Ugh." "What a wad bag." "Oh." "He's okay... sometimes." "Girl, he is no good for you!" "[Sighs] I know." "Ah, who am I kidding?" "My G. F., Princess Bubblegum, treats me like poopies, too." "The expression on your face when he bounced out on ya?" "Well, I might as well have been looking in a mirror." "Neglected lovers, party of two!" "[Laughs]" "That's us." "Well, I like you." "You're welcome to stay here as long as you want." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "I appreciate your company." "♪ Have you ever had a friend ♪" "♪ ¿ Como este?" "♪" "Oh!" "♪ Have you ever had a friend ♪" "♪ Who would talk to a Señorita ♪" "♪ And who would live and build a house on her Pancita?" "♪" "♪ Vivir en Armonia ♪" "♪ The Ice King and the Señorita Isla ♪" "♪ El rey hielo y la Señorita Isla ♪" "Yeah, well, P. B." "Is just so closed off to her emotions." "She crushes the relationship so she doesn't ever have to develop feelings." "I don't even matter to Party God." "He just parties all the time." "He doesn't even notice if I'm there or not." "Oh, that's terrible." "At least Bubblegum cares if I'm there." "Sometimes I just wish he'd go off into outer space so I'd never have to see him again." "Yeah, he's awful." "You shouldn't have to put up with that." "Yeah." "That's true." "Yeah, girl." "I'm gonna break up with him." "Yeah, girl!" "[Howling]" "Oh, snaps!" "Good luck!" "[Howling]" "I forgot the batteries." "Hey, babe?" "I have to tell you something." "Uh... babe?" "Found 'em!" "Huh?" "Hey, what's that?" "Oh, that just washed up on me after a storm." "Hmm." "Oh, whatever." "What'd you want to tell me?" "Well, I've been doing some thinking, and I..." "I..." "Ay-yi-yi." "What?" "I..." "I hope you have fun at your party." "[Groans]" "You're killing me, babe." "[Howling]" "Ugh!" "What was that?" "!" "Uh... you should've been like, "I am done with you!"" "Bam!" ""Pack your bags and get out my face!"" "I..." "Whatever!" "I'm gonna break up with him for you!" "[Imitating guitar]" "Hey, yo!" "Yo, dawg!" "I need to talk to you!" "Who are you?" "I'm Ice King." "We sort of met that one time at Peppermint Butler's?" "Anyway, I've been spending lots of time with your girlfriend, and she re..." "Wh-a-a-a-a-at?" "!" "Hey, wait." "You're the guy who's been living on her stomach." "Yeah, but..." "No!" "We're strictly platonic!" "I wasn't hitting' on her or anything!" "There's gonna be two hits, Bro..." "Me hitting you and a second instance of me hitting you!" "Raaah!" "Whoa, mama!" "Let's talk this out." "Think about what's best for..." "Ice Lightning!" "Huh?" "[Howls]" "Oh!" "[Breathing heavily]" "Wowzers!" "Aw, yeah!" "Run, blue piggy!" "[Panting]" "Take it easy, Wolfy!" "I just stomped grapes on her tummy, all right?" "Aah!" "Bread balls!" "Bread balls!" "Bread balls!" "[Panting]" "Eh?" "[Roars]" "Psych!" "Eat it, party puppy!" "[Chuckles]" "Face it, bro..." "my divinity is unassailable!" "[Gasps]" "You should've stayed out my business." "She is not your "Bid-ness"!" "I can dodge your "Zyaps" for days..." "Uh-oh." "[Inhales sharply]" "Hmm." "[As Party God] Awooooo!" "Party God?" "Hey, girl." "Did Ice King tell you to come talk to me?" "Uh... maybe." "Oh." "So, is there something you wanted to tell me?" "Uh... nope." "I'm good." "Uh... uh, didn't you get some good advice from a cool bro and you want to tell me something important that will be difficult but good for your future life in the long run?" "Well... yes." "You're bad, and I'm terminating our romance." "Bam!" "Get out of my face." "Wow." "I would not have been able to do that without the advice of my emotionally mature friend Ice King." "[Normal] Huh?" "[As Party God] Uh..." "Ice King wanted me to tell you that he's gonna break up with his girlfriend, too." "And that you were as much an inspiration to him as he was to you, if not less so." "Mm." "That's nice." "He says he'll be sure to visit..." "I'm going to outer space now!" "Oh, okay." "Whew!" "Waah!" "Aah!" "Fun cakes!" "I've come to a decision." "You ready to hear it?" "I'm breaking up with you!" "You party too much, you never want to spend time with me, and you only care about having fun and other people's stereos!" "I'm just a big island you can come and go from as you please!" "Banana guards!" "Banana guards yourself, Princess!" "Eh, we'll work it out." "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "FINN:" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"