"Hi, I'm Lung Foon, age 23" "Just kidding. it's more like 32 But I don't look it, do I?" "To be exact, it's 33 I realize I have that flair" "That macho flair I've been married for 7 years" "My wife would be the best woman of the world provided other women all dropped dead" "Unfortunately, I still have the chance to compare her with other females" "This is my wife." "Meet Ann" "Her eyes are riveted on TV but she watches charts only" "Darling, time for the bed" "No, I don't feel like it You go to bed" "Look at the bulge Lack of exercise, definitely" "What's wrong?" "Got all wound up?" "We haven't had see-saw for a long time" "You're reading Penthouse again?" "It's once a month thing" "There's Playboy too" "You pore over those magazines" "Leaving the Bible in the drawer unread" "Luckily you don't read the sex rags everyday" "We used to have our see-saw very often" "Don't split hairs with me!" "What then?" "OK, you win." "Make it 1 0 minutes" "New York Market opens in 1 0 minutes" "Ten minutes?" "Stop acting You can last just that long" "Come on I believe love-making is shouldn't exceed 1 0 minutes" "Sunday my nagging half  I have barbecue with friends" "The whole things starts with an unidentified woman" "Foon, what a coincidence!" "Even the colors of the clothes are identical" "You're..." "Living nearby" "Yes" "Taking a stroll?" "Yes" "Well, I'll call you" "Don't fail to answer" "Bye-bye" "Bye-bye" "The seat belt, Foon" "I remember now, must be Fei-fei or Fat-fat I knew her when filming commercials" "She got my bleeper number but didn't seem to have called me" "Stop it." "No body asked you anything" "You don't believe me then?" "Have you ever done something suspect?" "Darling, I wouldn't let you know if I fooled around" "Right, I won't know if you don't tell I don't know a lot of things too" "Q Tai-long, Q" "What about this?" "Darling, let me help you" "No, help Ann" "Okay" "Well, touch my things!" "Be gentle, he's not your ward patient" "Look, how dirty his hand is" "Have you got the fire started?" "I'm doing it" "Big Cunning's way doesn't work I only told him to try" "Nothing guaranteed" "Let me try" "It works" "You're fantastic l was a boy scout in high school I can light it up with 3 matches" "No 1 ." "Shows wind direction" "No problem" "One match left" "Why is it out?" "This pit is nicknamed idiot I think I can light it with one single match" "Does it work?" "Only bluffing" "Brought this at Landmark?" "Expensive too I wouldn't buy it at a discount creep" "You scared me." "What did you say?" "This couple is noted for misbehavior" "He doesn't trust her; she, him" "Sound to end up in divorce" "Right, spouses must trust each other" "What it your Q should fool around?" "He won't dare I have many poison pills on hand" "Two pills and he's certified as having died of heart attack" "Turn over the chicken wing." "This one" "Go down to your wife?" "She's cooking below" "Tell her to go up to eat" "Never mind her" "Women enjoy being slaves" "Go down and humor her" "The way we do to our pets ls that so?" "You don't believe me?" "Let me show you" "Darling" "How's it, daring?" "You worked hard, didn't you?" "It's all right Go up to keep them company" "This is not your home" "You don't have to perfectly" "Don't be base, darling" "Never!" "Show me your hand" "Why?" "Your smooth skin is getting coarse" "Let me massage it" "You really are nice" "Take this tomato lt's nice" "How does it taste?" "Delicious" "You must be tired standing." "Sit down" "Fix things later" "Excuse me, darling" "See my point?" "Women and pets, they're the same" "Get something good to eat Dinner is ready" "How's your wife" "She works like a dog" "Eat" "I hate sausages I love to eat a lot of my favorite food" "But each time I am served just a bit ls that so?" "It doesn't pay to do people a good turn" "You get charred instead" "What's up?" "lnsinuations!" "A mixed doubles match" "What do you expect from your wife?" "Nothing!" "I didn't say I wouldn't eat" "We're a democracy" "Can't I confide to a close friend?" "You have been spared corporal punishment for too long" "Don't be impulsive" "Let's separate to cool off." "Okay?" "Darling, calm down" "Darling" "Don't ruin my clothing" "You rates clothes over our 7-year marriage?" "You think you had the final say?" "Think how I cared for you all these years" "Up early every morning to make your breakfast then I chauffeured you to work I'm a nine-to-sixer myself I had to rush to the food market after work I cooked, did laundry washeddishesby myself I had to "see-saw" with you too when you needed it" "I didn't know you had been humoring me" "Had you told me so, I'd have taken care of myself" "Without me?" "I couldn't possibly die without you" "Even after separation..." "Okay, separate" "You said it, remember you said it" "Where could he be?" "Dealing in properties, divorces and separations" "People today have no respect for sentiments" "Johnson, I'm now at Solicitor Wong's office, 5-2551 91" "Don't use the wireless phone to call me;" "save energy" "Here." "Leung Foon and Ann Hui for separation?" "In fact, separation is just like marriage" "You're married" "You sign here I sign here, and that's that" "Without the benefit of an audience, though" "Yes, speaking" "Sorry, it's for me I said "Sell Aussie dollars" Just go ahead and sell I don't care what you think of it Do it!" "Mr Leung, you sign first" "Ann, this Contract is very expensive?" "Don't shilly-shally Come to the point" "Lawyer Wong" "How's it?" "Remember Wakiki Chan whose dad died last month?" "Yes" "He said you'd give me a 1 0%%% discount" "No problem, next time" "Barring unforeseen circumstances, you'll be divorced in 3 years" "We're still friends after separation" "Foon" "I'm alone once again" "Mrs Chan" "London was 401 .75, New York, 401 .80 this morning" "Financial Times Index was 1 525.1 , up 5.4" "What about Dow Jones Industrial Averages?" "Dow Jones..." "Ann, did you leave me this memo?" "Yes, I told Pecky to hand it to you" "Have you sold the Australian dollars?" "Yes, I think if would skid from 660" "Australia's PM announced an interest hike" "Didn't you read this morning's telex?" "I was with the solicitor's for separation formality" "You separation won't stop the earth or the markets I'm finished then I know." "Get the latest quotes" "66035;" "A66039" "Sorry" "What is it?" "I didn't sell the Australian dollars I didn't' sell because I read this morning's telex" "Well done, young man" "Ann, you've got a good assistant" "Well, how much have we earned?" "Over $200,000" "Good, good I'd better go out to work" "Johnson" "Yes, madam" "Well done" "Thank you" "Good morning, Mr Leung" "Morning, any letters for me?" "No" "Mr Leung, how do you feel after separation?" "I was like a caged bird now set free again in the tress" "Sorry" "Never mind" "Sorry, I have an appointment with your G.M." "Morning, Mr Leung, have some chewing gum" "Thank you" "It's okay" "Time to feel it" "Morning, Mr Leung" "You may get poisoned by your wife for this" "Don't scare me!" "Have some chewing gum" "Why is everyone giving me chewing gum today?" "Have we got an account for chewing gums?" "No smoking in office today" "Our Manager Snake has left" "So does Hollywood Tobacco Co's account" "The boss has banned smoking Offenders get executed" "A memo on your table, read it ls that so?" "Louisa" "Why is everyone giving me cigarettes today?" "Snake has departed with our tobacco client" "The order is smokers get killed on the spot" "Those bastards" "Do you hate me?" "I thought he was gone!" "is it his ghost?" "Look" "Boss" "You Fatty Wong" "So Snake has really gone away?" "That traitor?" "Forget him!" "I despise him" "Angling for promotion Are you sure it'll be your seat?" "Don't put it that way but it's a comfortable seat" "Foon, come over and try it" "No need" "Smart you This is not for every Tan  Dick" "Look, that's what I call working environment I've been yearning for this window for 8 years" "Mr Leung, your straw" "Thank you, Beautiful" "Your mouth's dripping water" "Won't Fatty Wong be our boss?" "His turn won't come forever" "He's not as tall as you, as short as me" "He's fat, period" "And his lQ is very low" "Once I tumbled across his lQ card" "A normal man's 1 00." "His is only 90" "A pig in the States is rated at 98" "But mine's only 97" "Have you got a light, please" "Yes" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "is your friend waiting for you?" "Sorry, I'm late" "Pierre" "You're ahead of me Come and sit down" "Let me introduce my friends" "Foon, Q Tai-long" "My girlfriend Cora" "Hello!" "Ann, anything else to be packed up?" "Follow my advice and take everything" "At worst you throw them away after removal" "The pyjamas are my husband's Why take it?" "Handy for a man to spend the night" "Let me see what's in the kitchen" "Ann, think it over Better no separation" "A woman without husband is like a ship without anchor I'm a spacecraft No need for an anchor" "That creep didn't even beg me once" "Did he have a sore throat?" "Take the rice cooker too; so he's starve" "Let me answer it" "Look at you Your eyes are emitting laser" "Hurry." "Can't go through them all" "Must go home at 1 1 :30" "Have you got Fast Forward?" "Darling" "Darling" "Darling" "Are you out of your mind?" "She must have entered wrong flat" "Q, introduce her to me" "Not my fault" "Foon, what's the name of your girl friend?" "A girl home minutes after separation!" "You really are brutal" "Apologize, Foon" "She's come to celebrate with me today" "We signed for separation, didn't we?" "We're free to rob and steal separately" "Kwai" "You look nice" "Don't steal people's husbands ls that any of your business?" "She is... I'm Mimi I didn't know if you didn't tell me" "Don't blame my wife I blame men only" "Are you mad?" "No." "We've been separated for 8 hours I'm delighted you've found another lover" "Have a good time tonight." "Make way" "Are you crippled?" "Make way" "Go now, darling" "Take care" "Keep calm" "We'll surely have a good time tonight" "Are you mad?" "Only hiccups" "Excuse me" "Getting mad?" "It's bad to be double-crossed What's your weight?" "Over 1 00 pounds" "Right, I've swallowed a 1 00-lb dead cat" "Why do you like big Cunning?" "Aren't we meant for each other?" "Frankly, I've known him well but I think" "he's ugly." "Don't you feel the same?" "He's got cigarette-stained teeth but I like him" "You and your wife are a good match too" "Why did you separate?" "Creep, go to hell" "That night I did one thing right anotherwrong" "Right thing:" "I made sheep's eyes at Core 3 times" "Wrong thing:" "I let her go without touching her" "The meeting, hurry up" "Let me make the introduction" "Your new Creative Director AsstG.M.MrsLam  I'm late, I'm late" "Sorry" "Mrs Lam, please" "Hello, colleagues" "Before taking over I spent much time studying your creative ads" "and came to this conclusion" "What you've done has no originality" "They're just imitations or translations not up to professional standards either" "Anyone who disagrees please speak" "You ate too much, throw up so much" "What about Mrs Lam?" "She's got the looks I heard she used to be" "FB's creative chief and took last year's best advertiser award" "So am I Maggie Fung?" "Getting your hair wet?" "Get in lt's been made known to the boss:" "Dismiss, then report;" "the boss inclusive" "Find another job, you" "That afternoon she invites me to her office" "Either she has good feelings for me" "Or, I am dead for sure" "I dropped my contact lens" "Help me find it, will you?" "What are you doing?" "is this yours?" "Thank you" "What can I do for you, please" "Sit down I've read through your resumes" "They're lousy" "Now keep those people away from me I have no room for incompetence" "Yourself inclusive" "Mrs Lam" "Have you got any manners!" "I've been here for 8 years" "What have I done to get fired?" "You've done nothing" "All these years you've been in charge of 6 accounts only" "Seven out of six have left" "The 7 th didn't come, knowing you're in charge" "What have you contributed to your company then?" "Listen, all the men in our section are united lf you fire me, they'll all quit" "Foon, tell her so" "Well, is it true?" "Leung Foon, you prefer sex to friendship I'll kill you" "Don't, don't..." "You fire me?" "I'll curse all your family" "Next year you'll have no salary" "Wait" "Finally a good man has emerged" "Pick up your things please" "Q Tai-long, you be cursed" "You're damned" "Keep on working" "Are you going?" "No, let me stay to have supper with you" "The Company's made millions lt has to cater for those animals" "The decision is yours" "Cheers" "Really happy lt dropped 80 points after I sold it I'm smart" "You're fantastic" "Any plans for tonight?" "We'll go for Sauna" "After that, we'll go dance" "Good, I haven't danced for a long time" "We go where we pay the girls to dance with us" "Right" "Like Club Volvo?" "Have a good time" "Good" "I don't mind you joining us" "Mrs Lam, still working?" "In fact, my Q is adorable I told him a dozen times to get me an expensive watch" "Last night he put one on my wrist when I was asleep I saw this watch on wakening up" "It's very expensive" "Don't be happy too soon He's not that nice!" "Must have misbehaved and try to make amends" "Don't be like that" "My husband adores me" "Last week I cut my finger and he held it the whole night lf l lost my husband, I'd surely die" "How maudlin can you get!" "Women today can live without men" "Wrong." "Exercises; sweats I do it just to make my husband happy" "But for him I wouldn't have exercised so hard" "All of us had husbands" "Now Ann has separated from Foon" "Would meeting him be embarrassing?" "He's dispensable as a husband" "Go and fool around while you're still young and have no crow's feet" "Fooling around?" "Right" "Morning." "Mrs Leung" "Mrs Leung" "Ann" "Ho Funds asks for an investment portfolio" "No problem" "Are you unwell?" "No" "Make the arrangements" "What's the name of the new girl at Reception?" "Gigi" "Gigi, thank you" "Gigi" "OK, bye-bye" "What's this?" "A cross." "After reading your project, Mrs Lam..." "How come?" "I only know she's like a weaving maid I know something's wrong but can't identify it" "Where are you going?" "To ask her why she vetoes this project ls it because of the project or because of me?" "Go then. I have an appointment" "Did you cross it out with red ink?" "If you don't like red, I'll use black next time" "You know how to use this?" "Thank you" "Open the door" "Keep calm I've never worked with an agency which closes at 6:30" "Ours does impossible" "Open the door lt seems we have to stand overnight" "What makes you think my concept won't work?" "Anyway, I think it won't" "Why are you so subjective?" "Creation is subjective I don't know what will work but I know best what won't" "Are you all right?" "Nothing except that I'm tired, hungry and sleepy" "Would your wife come to see you?" "We've separated" "What about your husband?" "We're divorced" "What a coincidence!" "What are you doing?" "You've gone too far I couldn't control myself" "Drink coffee and fresh up" "Let's drink bean soup" "Coffee's more stimulating" "Coffee plus kiss makes one on his happy toes" "You're evil What if people should see us?" "No one comes to work so early" "Good morning" "Good morning" "Well, it's always you" "I regret to have let" "Mrs Lam go last time I'm to ask her to have tea there this Saturday I'll keep her there till Monday" "Must rehearse properly" "Mrs Lam" "What are you doing?" "And you?" "Why are you coming back?" "Well, without me, you've become autistic hiding in the closet as if you're clothes" "Don't take yourself too seriously" "And you live a happier life" "You haven't answered my question yet I came to pack up" "We've been separated" "Half of this flat is still mine" "Go on with your work Never mind me" "Okay" "Well, haw have you been doing with your work?" "I know what you're up to the moment you wag your tail" "Doing all right with your work?" "I know you've been promoted Copy Chief I thought you would become Creative Controller" "That office and that telephone again" "Don't you know I'm in love with someone?" "No, you alone know it I think" "Even that girl doesn't know it" "You've been in love with many girls like Lily Ho, Mona Fong, Chan Pao-chu," "Marilyn Monroe and Catherine Deneuve" "But they did know it" "Don't belittle me" "No second spring with the ring" "What about yours?" "It has been taken off for a long time" "Take it back" "Foon, where are you going?" "You've a share in this house only" "But you have no share on me I go where l please" "Pack up" "Sum up your courage and tell her you like her I adore you" "What language should I use?" "What do you want at this hour?" "I was passing through I want to talk to you" "Come in then" "Sit down" "Thank you" "I knew she'd understand if I showed her my love in the direct way of curtain-fixing lt's going to be all right" "Sorry, sorry" "Are you all right?" "My husband" "Are you still thinking of him?" "Are all husbands like that?" "A mere apology and he expect you to forgive him" "He has more pride than his wife" "What if he apologizes to you again?" "He vowed not to keep one mile from me" "What are you doing?" "Find someone to fix the curtain for you" "Mr Lam" "Mr Lam I know you're here." "Come out" "The curtain's out of order and need fixing I can't fix it" "I am here I can't fix the curtain" "But you can try" "What shall I say?" "I've already said "sorry" many times" "Don't say "sorry" to women" "What then?" "Don't say anything" "Just stare at her passionately like I do" "Then pull her over with your strong arm and whisper to her:" "I love you lt's better than a thousand apologies" "What if she says "no"?" "You're a man, face up to it." "Okay?" "Yes" "Go then" "Who are you?" "I am the Rev. Leung of Divinity Chapel I've come to preach and to bless you" "Thank you" "Shall I say "l adore you"" "in English or Chinese?" "It makes no difference so long as you're sincere" "Thank you I don't think I'm great" "But when one pulls back under this condition" "One has to be great" "But I'm worried I'm worried Mrs Lam may be secretly in love with me" "Mrs Lam, let me go" "Morning" "Morning" "Damn fatty, you're in my room" "You've even brought in your desk You've gone too far" "Ronald ordered me to do that" "Well, let me ask Ronald" "What is it?" "I want to talk to you" "You go out first" "I've given the Empire account to Johnson I've been in charge of Empire's account" "You already have your hands full with Ho Funds I don't go out to drink at night I've even got rid of my husband I'm the most hardworking supervisor here" "But I'm in charge of fewest accounts" "Am I in any way inferior?" "They're men, and men are more sensible" "Ronald, I'm sensible too" "But women have these few days every 28 days 28 days?" "Every male colleague knows it, and they mark it down" "Next Wednesday, right?" "Don't be silly, you're an outstanding woman" "Taxi l "hit" a good friend today and got badly hurt" "Sorry, sorry lt hurts" "Jenny, are you all right?" "Jenny?" "Keep away" "Foon?" "Leung Foon?" "Yes" "Jenny, go up with me" "Leave me alone, keep away" "What are you doing?" "I'm her boyfriend I'm her ex-boyfriend" "My name is David I'm Leung Foon I'm reunited with him" "Foon, get in" "Excuse me, sorry" "Go" "Where to?" "Foon, where do you live?" "Happy Valley" "Happy Valley" "What would you drink?" "Water will do I'll go and boil it" "No need, soft drink will do" "Let me go and buy some" "No need" "Does your wife care for you or not?" "We've been separated" "Somehow I feel there's something lacking" "But I've got back some freedom" "What about you?" "I'm homeless;" "let me stay here" "What has brought you this?" "Don't ask me that, will you?" "Well, what do you want me to ask you?" "Anything" "Don't ask me about my schoolwork" "Are you unhappy?" "What do you expect me to say then?" "You want me to tell you I've been jilted?" "Jilted?" "That one?" "Yes, like rubbish I've never been jilted before What a shame!" "What about us before?" "It was different;" "I jilted you" "Don't throw" "Don't worry, I'll help you clean up" "Let me vent my feelings, will you?" "Okay" "Throw this, throw this" "He's married I hate married men fooling around" "We've been separated" "Why are all men like that?" "They fall only for my figure and looks" "Why can't they be true to me?" "I was true to you" "Well, speak up" "Say you don't like my figure and looks" "You can't" "Why bring me up here?" "What's your motive?" "Nothing" "You're a sex fiend, a sex pervert" "You're a maniac, you're perverted" "Enough" "Curse any men, but not me" "Am I a sex fiend, a sex pervert?" "If I had been I'd have lost my virginity at 1 5 when I camped out with you" "And you would have lost your virginity to me on the night of your 1 6th birthday" "Remember the day you deserted me?" "You were still a girl guide and I was a boy scout" "Had I known your way of thinking I wouldn't have kept my virginity till 25" "And that was my wife" "And that only woman in my life has left too" "Come here I want to hold you and cry" "There's none nicer to me than you" "Men are damned, men are damned" "Let me get the soup for you" "No need, I'll drink the whole bowl, it's too nice" "What soup did your wife make for you?" "Canned soup" "You look tame;" "does she bully you often?" "No, she's nice to me" "Why are you separated then?" "There are lots of reasons" "I think I'll live here for a while" "To live longer the better I've found a job as air hostess I'll move out when I have money at month's end" "Forget it till then I'll pay you my rent" "Okay" "Are you sure you want to collect it?" "You said it yourself I meant only to be polite" "Well, I'll boil soup for you when I'm in the mood everyday" "Wish you'd be in the mood everyday" "Let me fix it" "No, you cook and I wash the dishes" "You've made only 3 dishes and I soup?" "You must've given much attention to it" "That night I toyed with the dishes for over 2 hours" "What are you doing?" "Go in and sleep" "Good" "What are you doing?" "I'll sleep in the living room Good night" "Will you come?" "Today's your birthday I want to cook something special for you" "Serious?" "I'll wait for you" "It smells good and is smooth" "It will be ready in 45 minutes" "Cook the rice lt would seem better to eat out" "Who'll take care of the baking cake?" "I will" "You go out to eat. I'll stay" "To eat alone?" "Lend me your house for three hours only" "That man again?" "What do you say?" "Remember to leave some cake for me I'm going" "Bye-bye" "I've been pounding the street for 3 hours 1 5 minutes" "The last 1 5 minutes being special grace for her" "What's wrong?" "Has he left?" "Not yet" "He didn't come" "He said he had to keep his wife company" "Don't cling to this kind of man I really am fond of him" "All I want is a husband" "He happens to be someone else's husband" "You need a bachelor" "As of today, forget other people's husbands" "I believe I've fallen in love with Jenny I'd buy her anything she wanted" "including a Ferari" "With Jenny by my side, I feel like a man" "She's simple and is not demanding" "And her strong suit is:" "36 4/36" "Her only defect is..." "She asks very tough question I'd like to ask you a silly question" "Come on" "Do you love me or not?" "Why can't you answer me right away?" "OK, ask one more time" "Do you love me or not" "Yes" "Why can't you answer me without hesitation?" "Ask me one more time" "Do you love me or not?" "No" "You're disgusting" "Cora, listen I don't care for your explanation" "Cora, listen" "Why are you so upset?" "Upset?" "I don't mind being your No. 3 but I can't tolerate a No. 4" "You and Salina are equal in rank" "My wife's the champ, and you two are co-runners-up I don't want to see you any more" "Are you abstaining?" "It won't last long" "Doesn't it hurt?" "Sometimes romance has a price tag" "There's no hard feeling" "Have you got a No. 4?" "Of course not" "What are you doing?" "Women are a nuisance" "Merry Christmas" "What's this?" "Why such a gift for Christmas?" "A sample from the last commercial" "For friends only" "I passed too many uneventful holy nights" "So I've decided to have an uproarious" "Holy Night with Jenny this year" "Mark does the shooting;" "I provide the safety" "Jenny" "Hello, Mr Leung" "You don't have to entertain guests in the bedroom" "They want to inspect the flat" "Who's selling the flat?" "I am" "The deed says either party has the right to sell I put this down for convenience a sake only I am availing myself the convenience" "Mr Chan, let's go out and look around" "Mr Leung, I forgot to give you this card" "Let's compare notes when we have times" "Okay" "What are you doing?" "What time is it now?" "Half past 8 o'clock" "Have you got a watch yourself?" "Every man in the street has watches" "Just ask" "Save money where you can" "Foon, is she really selling this flat?" "When can you move out?" "The 21 st Century" "Any time" "You want me to sleep in the street?" "I live in rented premises too" "Be on your own" "You brought me no peace on X'mas-eve" "Foon, you are scattering things" "Mr Leung, one more here I've got one here too" "Can you use them up?" "is that any of your business?" "Well, lend me one" "Paul, let's go I've saved money again." "Thank you" "is this bottle of wine expensive?" "Let me be the host" "No longer the Dutch way;" "it's on me tonight" "Ann, I think I'm in love with you" "We haven't known each other for long l know, but I'm racing against time" "I love you" "Excuse me" "Mammy, I won't return home to sleep tonight I'm not being unfair to my husband" "He, too, has fallen for a bosomy girl I may even love a miser" "He told me he loves me I don't like him very much" "But you must convince yourself you're the winner since you are owning him" "How can a female say this?" "You make quick decisions on deals up to millions" "Why do you hesitate now?" "You've been separated You're no longer Mrs Leung" "Ann Hui, you've the right to accept a man's love" "What are you doing?" "You're saving your time" "Ann, we're no longer kids" "You're not going to sing in a choir tonight" "You've just borrowed a condom I want to improve relations with you and save time I have no plans for such savings I know you're shy I'm a bit shy too" "Brace yourself and do it just once" "Someone's coming I'll go and answer it" "Foon" "What are you doing?" "I'm putting on my pants" "You've put them on so fast" "Why do you come here?" "To find the thing I've lost" "Sorry, love can't be taken back at will" "Sorry, I've come for that condom" "No?" "No, I didn't use it Look carefully" "You're lucky" "Can you leave now?" "Do you like my wife?" "A little" "And you want to use this condom of mine" "You really cut down costs" "You better save it" "Touch my wife and I'll cover your head with this and bury you in State." "Understand?" "Foon, don't misunderstand" "Tonight's Holy Night, let's be at peace" "Ann, excuse me" "Ann, remember to call me after your divorce" "Merry Christmas" "He's left" "You're dirty You suggested separation yourself" "Now you tried to stop a man's courting me" "Find a better one" "Wait" "Go to hell" "Are you out of your mind?" "Don't move, stop!" "Don't try anything foolish" "Trying to run?" "Don't try anything foolish" "Enough" "You really want me to have no life after you" "Yes" "The hell with you" "Don't try anything foolish" "Keep away, or I'll get nasty" "You have not been nice to me all the time" "You've gone too far" "What do you want?" "I want the see-saw" "Ann" "It's all right" "Foon lt's all right I was afraid that one wasn't you" "I've made a great discovery" "A man can do much better on a European dining table I went for beyond that 1 0-minute limit" "It's late" "I must go back" "Go then I'm leaving" "Let me escort you" "Bye-bye" "Bye-bye" "Go to hell" "Are you all right?" "Where have you been?" "I went to the see-saw" "See-saw?" "What do you mean?" "I played the see-saw game" "The see-saw?" "I was not happy" "So I went see-sawing in the garden" "Do you feel better now?" "Yes, thanks to the see-saw game" "Next time don't go and do it alone" "Take me along, will you?" "Okay." "Go to sleep" "Good night" "Really outrageous" "How can you make love with your wife and keep it secret from your girlfriend?" "Piling bad behavior on poor conduct" "After Christmas, I got promoted" "But don't congratulate me" "The first assignment after promotion is important" "That is, to send the colleagues back from offices to their homes" "In a word, fired!" "You're great" "Q, I don't want to get fired;" "I don't" "My condolences" "Speak to him on my behalf" "You're on good terms with Foon I beg you" "Okay" "Foon, have you fired Louisa?" "I..." "Thank you" "She's sticking to me like glue" "You know, I already have the glue at home l can't possibly take any more" "Here's my copy for insurance accounts, c.c. Mrs Lam I put all everything into it lt's my brainchild" "Luckily I worked hard in time lt's no fun to get fired by you" "Do me a favor and say No, No, No for me" "No, no, no" "Thank you" "You hear it, I've done my best" "What did you say, Foon?" "Please don't fire Q Tai-long" "Why?" "He's working harder" "Have you read that proposal on insurance advertising?" "Yes" "The more reason for me to fire him" "He's my friend" "Foon, you must separate friendship from work" "Try this, it's nice" "What is it?" "lce-cream?" "This is gingko taro, my wife's specialized home dessert" "Take it" "What about you?" "I take this often" "And these vitamin pills my wife brought from the hospital" "Take them if you please" "Darling, let me help you lt tastes okay" "Fung has seldom been so nice to us" "Could she have put poison into it?" "Never, you're too suspicious" "You haven't talked to him about the dismissal yet" "Not yet" "Q" "Darling, what's wrong?" "I had a check-up today and it shows I'm pregnant" "Let me tell them about it" "Don't, don't be so childish" "Well, I'll keep quiet then" "Today's a big day Drink kung fu tea" "Try" "Drink this cup" "It's bitter" "What?" "Even I drink it sparingly" "You're spitting it out. $20 gone" "Drink it all if you're my friend" "Drink, drink" "What a waste!" "We're friends and friends are rare lsn't it nice?" "Yes" "Darling, again" "Splendid" "Why are you so extravagant?" "We're friends." "Cheers" "Cheers" "We haven't had such fun for a long time" "Too much trouble these days lf any one of us has done an injustice to the other let's drink and say "sorry"" "Let's make it clear, no hard feeling" "No hard feeling?" "Right" "Me, first" "Foon" "Me?" "Sorry" "I was your best man on your wedding day I dumped the wedding ring you told me to keep" "The one Ann wore is steel and a fake" "No wonder we're separated" "Had it been me, there would have been war" "You promised no hard feeling" "Foon, forget it" "You promised is a promise" "Foon, Q, I'm really unfair to you" "Drink first" "Last week we jointly bought a lottery tickets wonthe3rdprize" "I spent it all at Club Volvo" "How much was the payment?" "Over $9,000" "What?" "Why didn't you tell me to have a good time?" "You're impossible" "You promised no hard feeling" "Next." "Foon, your turn" "Q Tai-long, sorry" "I've done you an injustice" "Must be something serious" "Sorry" "Again, sorry" "Drink again" "It's all right, drink" "Q Tai-long, sorry" "The Company has..." "Drink again" "Are you upset?" "No" "Go on with drinking then" "Let's go to drink at Volvo l'll go alone" "Let go!" "We're men." "Are you gay?" "You're drunk I already said, I'm all right lt's late." "Let's go" "Already past 2 a.m.?" "3,4,5,6,7,8, we've to work tomorrow" "We may not have enough sleep" "You'll have enough sleep" "You don't have to work tomorrow" "Holiday tomorrow?" "Looks like you'll have a holiday" "The Company has fired you" "You framed me" "You signed it, not Mrs Lam I can identify your signature" "I fired you" "You did?" "He fired me?" "It's true" "Sorry ls it true?" "Don't" "Are you out of your mind?" "That's no way to drive" "Run me over and kill me" "Stop" "Listen" "Leung Foon, halt!" "You stop as told?" "You've betrayed me We've known each other 20 years" "At primary school you let me copy your notes" "At high school, you showed me how to womanize" "And you lent me money for my wedding" "And you introduced me to the job I've been taking you for a friend, but you're firing me" "Talk it over." "Lay down your arms I'm trying to find work for you" "The hell with you" "Foon, go now" "Foon, I've snatched it I've snatched it" "My phone!" "Q Tai-long, don't throw off my phone" "Let me get you a big rock" "My telephone is not insured" "You're no friend" "Cook down, will you?" "No one fires his friend" "How many times did I tell you in office?" "Ask yourself if you deserve dismissal or not" "Have you done your duty?" "My wife is pregnant" "Had you told me earlier, I'd have used contraceptives" "I know I'm damned but I'm ready to work hard and you know it I've specially bought a Casio watch I promise not to be late from now on" "I'm middle-aged, can't compete with the young ones" "How am I to bring my child up?" "Q Tai-long, the die has been cast" "You can't put it all on Foon" "Look, even my telephone receiver is damaged" "Well, let's shake and make amends" "Why so late?" "The late, late movie is on" "Why sit there like Buddha?" "Meditation?" "Q" "Go home and sleep" "Never mine a man's business" "What attitude is that?" "Listen, I'm pregnant, but I don't have to behave" "Cool down" "Shouldn't a couple confide to each other?" "Pour out what's on your mind" "Counsel from a woman may turn it around" "Please shut up" "What?" "Say that again" "Madam, please keep calm" "Foon has fired Q Tai-long, and that's all" "What?" "Darling, don't!" "Damned Foon is acting Let's hit him when he gets up I'll kick him dead for what he did to you" "Foon" "Foon, are you all right?" "Foon I didn't fire Q Tai-long purposely" "You know how one feels when out of a job" "You're ganging up with them against me I've come to escort you home." "Let's go" "Let me kick him one more time" "Make sure he can't stand up in 2 months" "Fung, give me some face" "Do it when he's recovered" "Let's go before they come out" "I know how you feel about me I'm good for nothing" "Don't get the wrong idea, Foon lt's all because of your inferiority complex" "What?" "Why should I feel that?" "Each time I took a fancy to something and started to save the money for it" "Who should come and give it to me the very next day?" "Who should come with a Gold Card the moment I was to apply for a credit card?" "Who should say to me smilingly at 2 am on the night of my wedding:" ""Foon, don't push yourself too hard;" "1 0 minutes' enough"" "I'm a male chauvinist" "You've made me so small!" "Who make me feel inferior?" "You know it" "I won't go up" "Someone's there to look after you" "Good night" "Are you all right?" "None of your business" "Let me say something to cheer you up" "Another promotion?" "I've quit I've lost you and my work I'm no longer a strong woman, I'm an ordinary woman" "If I made you feel inferior I'm sorry" "Sorry I love you" "Why are you holding me?" "Tonight's not Holy Night lf you want to be held, someone up there will do it I prefer to hold a pillowcase" "Foon, that client is coming soon" "You present him in a minute Confident?" "No problem" "Mrs Lam, the client's here" "Thank you I'll go and bring big Cunning" "I can't tell how I'd fare without you but I want to find out now" "I must return to Taiwan l don't want to be a champion" "You stay to accompany those runners-up" "I abstain" "You must be joking lt really is a joke" "Attend the meeting now" "Have you got another gimmick?" "You must be joking" "Yes, but I think this is already the best" "Why use marriage as the theme?" "It has nothing to do with double indemnities" "Our Mr Leung Foon will explain it to you" "Why have you chosen marriage as the subject?" "Sorry, an urgent call from Jenny for you" "Excuse me" "What's the matter?" "I only want to ask you:" "Do you love me?" "What?" "Do you love me or not?" "I'm now presenting my project" "Let me answer you when I return home l only want to hear it one more time" "Well, forget it if you won't care to say it" "Bye-bye" "Sorry" "Excuse me, I'll continue" "Marriage is the beginning of responsibility between a couple" "As from the day of marriage" "They have a growing need for life insurance" "We've specially molded our life insurance into a Wedding Certificate with the object of showing a spouse how to live life through lf anything should happen to the other spouse" "Marriage is a life-long promise" "We feel that life insurance is also a life-long promise" "Have you confidence in marriage with so many divorces?" "Right I've had two divorces" "But I feel this concept is good and warm" "Are you married?" "Yes" "Your married life must be satisfactory l really envy you" "Thank you" "Bye-bye" "Thank you" "Let's go out to have tea" "Okay I never knew you took such an optimistic view of marriage I specialize in lying" "I quit" "Why?" "Are you doing quite well?" "But I fired my good friend I'll fell sorry if I continue to work here" "Goodbye" "It's tit-for-tat" "Q Tai-long" "Do you want to check it?" "No, I quit" "Wait for me. I'll go and pack up" "We must put the blame on Mrs lam" "No, she taught me the philosophy of perfection I can't make it, I only muddle through" "Big Cunning, what do you say?" "I must get my entry permit for Taiwan  get back my wife" "Jenny" "Why didn't you greet me?" "Are you sure you want to go?" "Are you deserting me?" "Say something." "Tell me to stay lf you say that, I'll be with you forever" "But promise you'll love me only I'm serious" "Forget it" "Even if you say it, I won't trust you" "You're naive, why don't you lie one more time?" "When will you come back again?" "If I come back, will you love me?" "Yes, come back" "Unfortunately, she didn't hear it because I was talking to her in my heart only" "Sorry, Jenny, I dare not speak it" "Within months I've met with frustrations in marriage, love, friendship  career I get lost in life" "not knowing what I really need today" "What a coincidence!" "What a coincidence!" "Right" "How have you been doing?" "I'm out of work I've turned down several jobs too ls that so?" "Let's have tea when you're free" "Okay." "Come to see me when you can" "Bye-bye" "What a coincidence!" "It's hot" "Yes" "Foon" "Well, why didn't you answer my call?" "What are you doing?" "Who are you?" "Speak up" "You made us divorce and you know it I have your bleeper number" "And?" "I saw you filming commercials" "Anything else?" "No" "You know then" "Can I go now, Foon?" "Don't come to see me any more!" "Well, bye-bye" "Have you got time for a cup of coffee?" "Yes, a little" "Let's go" "Did you conspire just now?" "You don't trust me?" "I'm not sure" "A couple must trust each other" "Are we still a couple?" "We are, so long as we are not divorced" "Why talk so loud to me?" "Where shall we have tea?" "It's up to you" "Me again?" "Try to decide, it's a small thing" "You may object if I say it" "Let's go to the Mandarin" "Okay"