"I always dreamed about having a special Christmas." "But for me, it was just a dream." "Christmas was just like any other holiday." "I grew up in a hot spring resort famous for healing skin diseases, neuralgia, and headaches." "Buildings, tourists, and gangsters were all the resort had." "When the water is 45 degrees, you can cook an egg." "At 50 degrees, you can cook a chicken." "No one could go in the water, except old men or gangsters." "At that moment, crying hot tears, ...and drive those gangsters out of my town." "...they'd all be dead." "Tae-Hyun Cha" "Sun Ah Kim" "Young Kyu Park" "Director Kyun-Dong Lee" "Happy Ero Christmas" "Hey, Poli-bear!" "Hey, Poli-bear!" "Poli-bear!" "Can't you do it right?" "Poli-bear's face is so pretty." "Dong-chul, you jerk..." "Screw you." "Yeah." "Didn't you hear?" "Do it right." " What a big head you have" " And small breasts." "This looks warm." "Well, well," "Hey, what if she's a real police officer?" "She's just a part timer." "Take this off." "Oh, it looks very warm." "Hey, Officer Sung, is this your part-time job now?" "Morons... oh, crap." "Her name is Min Kyung H" "She works in Royal Bowling Center" "My one-side lover" "Why'd you turn off your phone again?" "Something happened?" "Why is that jerk always mad at us?" "What did we do to him?" "He's only a country patrolman," " let's just give him a chance." " What chance?" "I don't understand why Suk-doo likes that boring movie." "It's winter, I think he's lonely." "Ony him feels lonely." "That stupid jerk is Suk-doo, my sworn enemy." "I will never forgive that stupid jerk" "Your brother will be OK?" "Right!" "He always beaten" "He's probably making a fuss at the police station now." " By the way..." " What?" "When are you going to introduce me to some girl?" "Please." "You're only interested one kind of girl." "Does your mother know you're such a man-whore?" "She actually thinks that I ruined you." "She told my mom that your grades are low because of me." "But you were already a terrible student long before I met you." "What do you want!" "There was this one Santa at the North Pole who was so horny that he always had sex with all the other Santas' wives." "So the other Santas got angry and beat him up and drove him from the village." "After being driven out the Casanova Santa meets this oh-so-lonely widow." "They go crazy right away, and start having sex everywhere in a cave, in the water, on a ship... anywhere and everywhere." "I," "What I want to say in this video is that Santa is a man, too." "X" " MAS, that is, "Sex-Mas. "" "Christmas is an erotic thing." "Here." "We have a sex just one day during an year" "What a day you want?" "New years day?" "Thanks giving day?" "No, No That's a Christimas' night" "Have a eat?" "I'm so proud, when you become a policeman" "Now I get a problem I might run to you" "I can live with energy" "I'm sorry, Dong-chul." "I'll fix those gangster soon." "I swear" "I'll put them in prison before Christmas." "Those who disrespected me will regret it some day even if I look silly wearing a giant doll costume." "Police-bear." "Dang!" "It's so embarrassing to wear this stupid Poli-bear costume." "But I'll persevere, for the sake of my bright future!" "Of course, bright..." "brighter than anyone else!" "The Chil-young gang is trying to take the Sexy Palace from us." "I know that, since you were just paroled, that you must be careful but don't you think we should do something to them?" "Do you know how terrible it is, to be in jail?" "I don't want to see bloodshed this Christmas." "The worst thing in the world is to be in jail at Christmastime." "Everyone's looking down on us, at the spa, sir." "That's not how you use your knife." "Wait until the decisive moment, and boom!" "Then everyone will know that we're sleeping lions." "No one will bother us then." "Then, when is the decisive moment?" "I don't know." "Those Chil-young losers are saying that you're over the hill." "They say you're a moron." "Haven't you heard?" "The Chil-youngs are saying it... a moron." "You didn't hear?" "You were there, too!" "By the way, why are we bending our knees?" "You insolent bug!" "How dare you talk to me like that?" "A moron?" "I'm so lonely because of you." "You understand what I'm saying?" "Huh?" "I'm sorry, sir." "Boss, do you want to have a "Happy New Year" here?" " Are you sure you're an expert?" " Yes." "Then why does it hurt so much?" "You butcher!" "Merry Christmas, we're doing our best for your convenient shopping." "Thank you, have a good time." "Thank you." "Is the nail polishing work fun?" "You think I'm doing that for fun?" "I can't live in the bowling center forever." "Oh, about Jun-ho... it seems that so you should dump him before he dumps you." "You don't want to get dumped on Christmas especially since it's your birthday, too." "I don't understand why things are always going wrong on my birthday." "Other people seem so happy around" "Christmas and New Years Day." "What is that?" "Wow, Hyang-sook, you were chosen!" "Of course." "I can go to every spa in Japan if I get into the top 3." " Really?" " Oh yeah." "Last year's "Miss Spa" was a parking lot attendant at the department" " Really?" " It's true." "At least you have a talent for drawing." "I only have my body." "It's so difficult to live like that." "Hey, what if it hits someone?" "That's exactly what I want." "People will think they're bird droppings." "Don't make me laugh." "You don't even have phlegm." "Do you know why fishermen are so energetic?" "No, why?" "They have a secret method to satisfy their lusts while at sea." "And that is?" "It's the flatfish." "When fishermen are at sea, they "do it" with flatfish." "When you stick it in the mouth of a flatfish, it sucks so well it's fantastic!" "Don't flatfish have teeth?" "Sounds very painful." "Of course they pull out the teeth and wash them beforehand, dummy." "I see." "You know Bo-yeong, in the school band?" "... the trumpet girl?" "If she can do that with her mouth..." "Her body is almost like a weapon." "A human flatfish." "Look." "What do you think, friend?" "Don't you feel something?" "Dong-gwan?" "I'll introduce you to one of Bo-yeong's friends." "She plays trombone." "You can imagine how that feels." "This Christmas, we'll have a fantastic night." "Gee." "This guy's dead drunk." " Hello, Officer." " Why did you come here?" "We're opening the Sexy Palace this Christmas Eve." "Please come." "We'll give you excellent service." "Have a drink, officer." "I don't see Officer Seong today?" "Oh, Officer Seong, you must be very tired." "Why don't you drink this?" "I was very sorry the other day." " Wearing that Poli-bear costume." " You completely fooled us." "Now, why don't you drink this and forget about it?" " I'll do it." " No, go away." "Officer Seong, have a drink." "Next time you wear a Poli-bear costume, cheer up!" " Come here, you jerk." " Let me go." " You pig." " Oh, he came again." "He makes a fuss every time he comes here." "Don't you think you should do something about it?" "You!" "Aren't you going to pay" " for those drink?" "Huh?" " Ok, here you are." "Why are you taking your clothes off?" "You sicko." " You hit me?" " Yes." "Hit me?" "Hey, hey!" "You think this is your home?" " I'm a Marine!" " Ouch." "My head." " Are you ok, officer?" " Come on, come on." "That was the decisive moment, you said." "Good." "We can protect the police, too." "You should save your strength." "What will you do if you hurt someone seriously?" "Ok, sir." "Sir, does Beong-ki hate you?" "Why is he so mad at us?" "Um, his face seems familiar to me, but I don't remember." "You go and ask why he hates us." "Sir, the meat's done." "Aren't you going to use chopsticks, you vulgar dog." "Ok." "Listen." "Don't throw cigarettes and spit in the street." "Don't spill things." "Besides, this is a tourist resort, and there are others here." "Each of you wear this." "It has a massage function, too." "Really?" "Oh, this?" "Director, it'll be a big hit." "For 8,000 copies." "Cheers." "What do you think your work is here?" "Your enthusiasm is only making trouble." "Why can't you handle a drunk by yourself?" "Isn't it a lie you know kung fu?" "Are you sure you didn't bribe someone to believe you?" "Just name weapon!" "You only pretended to fight well, and you're just a poser?" "Why do you call and come here?" "I'm so busy" "Your lip looks you eat a rat?" "You can say 'I love you' now" "What are you talking?" "The reason, don't answer cell phone have an another girl or don't say good-bye" "One or the other?" "You save me above all at the fire" "You think like that, till now" "That's me" "I must go" "Answer to me" "I think after working" " Have a good time." " Thank you." "I heard you play the trumpet?" "No, trombone." "Ah, then what will you do in the future?" "Going to a collage is impossible." "I might work in a department store band, or an amusement park." "I heard you swam too." "You've really investigated me." "I started to swim because I was very weak when I was young." "I couldn't even play a recorder because my lungs were so weak." "But after one year of swimming, my lungs grew very strong So amazing ...and I was able to play the trombone." "I didn't like it when Bo-yeong said she'd introduce you." "I thought you'd be like Hae-chul." "It's so horrible what Hae-chul's doing to Bo-yeong." "You better watch out, You better not cry," "You better not pout I'm telling you why..." "Santa Claus is comin' to town..." "Ma'am, please give me a little more time." "No more." "You've already had enough free time." "Please, there's one song" "I really want to sing." "I've already typed it in." "Ma'am, please, just one more song." "This is the last time." "Thank you!" "Oh, Min-kyeong." "Did you have a bad day today?" "I'll turn on the music." "Do you like Christmas, Officer?" "Who doesn't like Christmas?" "Me." "I hate Christmas." "Where is dammit Byung-ki!" "We must go" "It's real" "From now, you're a criminal." "Stay there." "I'll take you home safely." "Hey, what happened?" "Why did you turn off your phone?" "You think it's your job to take drunks home?" "Are you a designated driver?" "Damn." "Look at the back seat." "What a big mess." "Too much eat there's nothing" "You'll have to use a detergent to remove the smell." "Don't get too excited because of Christmas." "Calm down, work hard." "And why you don't answer the phone?" "Wow, she must've have eaten octopus." "It's difficult for woman to eat octopus." "You are really egoist?" "Why do you polish the globe that for dishwashing polish and waste" "Hey you, buy the new one" "781225?" "Her birthday is Christmas." "Wow." "Well, is there something you were worried about?" "Did you break up with your boyfriend?" "What will you do on Christmas?" "Would you like to have a hot coffee or cocoa?" "Hello, Min-kyeong?" "Min-kyeong, Min-kyeong, hi..." "What are you doing now?" "I wonder what kind of girl would like you." "Oh, what a smell..." "You know," "about your car..." "I'm really sorry." "No, it's ok." "It wasn't hard to clean since you only threw up in the backseat pocket." "I guess you ate octopus for dinner that day?" " How do you know?" " Oh, lots of octopus was in the... that's remained?" "I know very well about you" "Sung..." "Officer Sung." "Well, I'd like to buy you dinner." "Oh, great," "I'm very honored." "How about a boiled chicken?" "I know a very good place for it" "That restaurant's great." "Delicious." "And they have many kinds of food." "Well, if you don't like it, how about chicken soup?" "If you like spicy food, we can have roast chicken." "Oh, do you like an acorn jelly?" "They have real acorn jelly, 100% authentic." "Chop it very thin, add kimchi and water, and mix it like this." "Add water..." "Oh, I guess she doesn't like acorn jelly." "And press it very hard..." "Then the bubbles" " pop off your face..." " Who is she, Jun-ho?" "Someone I know." "Is she the bowling girl?" "Didn't you say you broke up with her?" "I thought you dumped her." "Hey." "Are you crazy?" " Come here." " What?" "I said come here." "Smell this." "You applied crap to my shoe, didn't you?" " What?" " Damn, it smells like crap." "I'm sorry." "I'll give you another one." "If it smells again," "I'll apply crap to your mouth." "You." "Smell this." "Don't you understand what I'm saying?" "Are you some kind of idiot?" "This town is full of idiots." "Smell the shoes!" "Do it!" " It smells ok to me." " Smell the shoes!" "Do it.!" "Do it..." "He's in the Chil-yong gang, sir." "If I see your face again..." "I'll stick this bowling pin right up your butt." "You sun of bitch," "How dare you do that to the bowling girl?" "You scum." "Sun of bitch," "What's up?" " Hello." " Hello." "What's this?" "A candle?" "You're talented at drawing." "What's up?" "Well, I was just patrolling near here." "Would you like to do a little bowling?" "Bowling?" "Oh, I'm on duty now..." "Oh, ok." "This is your first time?" "Hold the ball here, like this." "And look at the target in the floor." "Now, straighten your back and look ahead, one, two, three." "Look, the finishing position is important." "This arm at 12 o'clock, and your chin is 5 cm ahead of your knee." "Like this... do you see?" "Ok, ok." "Oh, the most important things is, straighten your leg back." "Your foot goes like this, ok, and straighten your back." "A little, 45-degree angle" "You need to have a 45-degree angle..." "Hey, hand!" "Hello." "My name is Bang Suk-doo." "Mr. Bang, what are you doing now?" "Do you remember?" "I helped you the other day." "Do you know this guy?" "Do you know he's a gangster?" "Thank you for helping me the other day." "If there's someone who's bothering you, tell me, ok?" "Please move the police motorbike in front of the bowling center." "Excuse me, officer, please move your motorbike." "What?" "You're going to shoot me?" "Then shoot!" "Get the police out of here," "or she'll be dead." "Wow, Officer Sung." "What's up" "Aren't you Sung Byung-ki?" "Officer Sung, help me." "What are you doing?" "Min-kyung is mine." "You are lonely" "I'm so lonely." "The bastard" "stood up." "Stood up." "Stood up." "Sung Byug-ki!" "Sung Byung-ki!" "What are you doing now?" "Don't bring me flowers anymore." "I came here to say that." "Is it because I'm a gangster?" "I've never had this feeling before." "The moment your spittle touched my forehead, that was it... fate." "Well, I didn't mean it when I spat." "That's not fate" "That's why I'm saying it's a fate." "You know how difficult it is to do that intentionally?" "You know what, you remind me of my mom." "She was very pretty." "She died" "on Christmas." "My mother was a fisherwoman." "She went to work one snowy" "Christmas day..." "That's a snowy day ...and I waited for her" "at the harbor but she never came back." "I remember blaming her for not buying me any Christmas presents not knowing that she was dead." "When a mom goes out to pick oysters," "a baby left at home alone, keep the home" "and falls asleep to the sea's lullaby." "What a silly story." "He said his mother died on Christmas, and I look like her." "What an honor to resemble a gangster's mother!" "I thought all gangsters are ignorant and scary but he was different." "Are you crazy?" "You want to go out with him?" "I didn't say that." "I just felt sorry for him having to perform his mother's memorial on Christmas day." "He has an age a little" "You know, he seemed very lonely." "Why don't worry about yourself?" "I pity you more than him." "What a depressing girl you are." "That's the only one left." "This is made of span, it'll be very comfortable." "How do you feel?" "Looks good" "you have a good shape" "The Chil-yong bastards!" "Did you do that?" "What do you think I am?" "I'm not a coward, vandalizing signboards." "I would've set the whole store on fire." "Don't you feel embarrassed to be beaten by such cowards?" "I'll give you some free advice..." "Hand the Sexy Palace over to me, and retire." "What are you doing?" "Just have 10 person" "You're talk way too much." "Oh, you got a problem with that?" "What stupid losers." "We'll have to arrest one of those two bastards at least, or we'll have a big trouble." "Happen the war" "Sir, we'll bet the reputation of our office on this mission." "Let's show them that we can do that." "Can't you stay a little quiet?" "Why did you come here?" "Officer Park!" "When did I make any trouble?" "This time, I'll show you." "Just wait and see." "Ok?" "Why did Byeong-ki come here?" "Did you tell him?" "No." ""Love Letter?"" "Hey, is it a porno?" "Let me borrow it." "I wish I could have sex with her just one time." "Let's go, let's go." "Sir, the door's broken." "You stepped in crap!" "Who beat whom?" "I just fell." "You think, I, Baek Chil-yong, could be beaten by that loser?" "I'm disappointed." " Why, did they fight?" " Both say they fell." "Eat." "Thank you." "Do you have a straw?" "Officer Sung, drink this." "It's ok, baby, not a big deal." "Just fell." "You know Officer Seong?" "He says he fell badly." "I love you." "You hang up first." "Oh, together?" "Ok, one, two oh, she already hung up." "Officer Sung." "Do you think he'll stay quiet after being beaten like that?" "I'm going to hide for a while." "Hide?" "Hide for love, don't you understand?" "Don't make any trouble and just run the Sexy Palace, ok?" "Ok, sir." "Don't worry about the Sexy Palace, and concentrate on finding love." "Sir, are you going to go and have fun by yourself?" "Please think about us too." "We're so lonely." "Jun-tae, come here." "How dare you say "have fun" to your boss?" "Don't you think you're going too far?" "Jun-tae, what type of girl do you like, then?" "What?" "It's ok." "Tell me, so I can introduce the right girl to you." "Oh, ok, first, she must be 5' 4" at least small face and nice long hair thin, and I'd like big boobs and a big butts." "The eyes should have double eyelids and be round..." "Stop..." "I got it, you idiot." "Hello." "Can I help you?" "Someone reported that you're making X-rated videos here." "X- rated videos?" "Isn't that it, over there?" "Have you seen a Santa in a porn film?" "Well, what's the title?" "Uh... "Happy Christmas"." ""Happy Christmas"?" "Oh, nice." "Well, make a good film then."