"This is my father." "And this is my older brother." "He's the breadwinner of the Sanada family." "I'll explain how the two of them came to be in this situation, neither daring to make a move." "Gosh, they're so poor!" "He always tries to shoulder everything by himself and gets anxious about things he doesn't need to fret over." "He seems to think that's the duty of the eldest son." "It's like the Responsible Firstborn Syndrome." "Are you really our mother?" " That's right." "Not yours, though." " But aren't you dead?" "I heard that you died." "Before I was born." "Why are you here?" "Why are you in our house?" "Why am I the only one who can see you?" "I'm the one who should be asking, why are you here?" "If I hadn't worked, what would have become of this family?" " We would have had nothing to eat!" " I would have done something about that." "It's precisely because you haven't done anything that we are poor!" " Did you really find work?" " Yep." " Gay bar?" " This is bad, Saigo." "And so it ended up like this." " EHHH?" "!" " Ah." "They finally moved." "Now, Sanada-san... remember to infuse a sense of reality in your shots." " Eh, you use film?" " Yeah, sorry about that." " You don't have a digital camera?" " I find it lacks a certain feel." "Ah..." "So that's why you're always out of work..." "Yay!" "What's wrong, Pony?" "You seem listless." "Sorry about that." "This kid can normally tell dirty jokes by the dozen." " P-pony?" " Doesn't he seem like a pony?" "Get it?" "Get it?" "Get it~?" "Aren't I insistent?" "Here, we say what only needs to be said twice three times." "That's why the second district is so loud!" " Ah, sorry." " I apologise for taking so long to greet you." " I'm Kamata from the Weekly Reality." " Huh." "What did you go and add a 'Kama' in your name for?" "So, is this person with you?" "What's his name?" "The photographer Kama-something-san?" "Oh my, you're so expressionless!" "You're just my type!" "Sanada-san, you should take more photos when the atmosphere is full of excitement." " Alright." " No, don't take my photo!" "Ah!" "Sorry about that." "Excuse me a moment." "Welcome!" " Sorry..." " Nevermind..." "Do people know that you're working in such a place?" "For instance, your parents?" "I bet they don't, which is why you don't want to be photographed." "But, you guys are no longer a minority, right?" "Times have changed, and it's now the in-thing, right?" " Perhaps you could, for instance, try coming out..." " I'm not like that." "You're straight?" "Then why are you here?" " For the money." "I earn about 300 thousand yen a month." " What?" "What do you need the money for?" "For instance..." "Living expenses!" "My family is poor, and I want to buy a digital camera for my dad." "Ahhhh, Pony-chan!" "It's been 4 whole days!" "I've missed you so much!" "Yes I have!" "What's wrong?" "It's the fall season for appetites, you know." "I want to eat mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms!" " Pony-chan..." " Wait, Pony!" "Fansubbed by KotatSUBS." "Based on the Japanese subtitles provided by ggenglish and furransu of d-addicts." "This is a free fansub, not to be used for profit." "Otherwise, you may distribute freely with this message intact." "Daddy, you had work yesterday, right?" "What kind of photos did you take?" "Cars?" "Animals?" " Show us later." " I can't." "Why not?" "You always let us see." "This time things are a bit different." " Didn't you go to a gay bar?" " Saigo!" "What what?" "What's a gay bar?" "I know!" "It's a..." "Haunted house!" "It's a modern haunted house." "So he took many photos of monsters." "If you were to see them," " you wouldn't be able to go the toilet at night." " Kyaaaaa~" " The monsters are..." " Dear." "Dear." "Just a moment..." " What is it?" " Hurry and eat." "You're going to be late." "Ehh?" "Kazuo-san is working there?" "That's why calling it a haunted house is a bit..." "You should have told me earlier." "EHHHH?" "!" "Calm down, dear!" "Look." "We don't know for sure yet." " Really?" " Well, maybe we do..." " and maybe we don't..." " Really?" "!" "Whether it's true or not..." "Regarding the kind of son who works at that kind of place..." " I've accepted it." " Really..." "He goes by the alias of 'Pony' at the gay bar..." "And can apparently tell dirty jokes by the dozen." "No... no..." "NOOOOOO!" "We're leaving now!" "Ah." "Take care!" "Kazuo-san." "About your work today..." " What about dinner?" " No thanks." "I have work." "Ah, I see." "Take care!" "Isn't one supposed to get angry, as a parent?" "It's not a situation for taking photos!" "Yeah... so, what are you going to do?" "Quit?" "If Dad tells me to quit..." "I won't." " And if he tells you to stay?" " I'll quit." "Kazuo-kun... you're a good kid, but a little trouble" "Troublesome." "I know." "Sometimes I get irritated at my own troublesomeness." "Anyway, it's them who are all far too simple." "Who ate the pudding in the fridge, who farted or not..." "How could you laugh over that for hours?" "Welcome!" " You're too scary!" " Welcome!" " Full tank of high octane." " Coming right up!" "Well, but isn't it a good thing that you've been found out?" ""Now that your firstborn son has even resorted to such lengths, Dad, go and work already!"" "Isn't it kind of like an indirect appeal?" "If he really would start working, sure... but he won't!" "Argh!" "You really do resemble your father after all." " How?" " Eh?" "You're always telling me that I resemble him, but that doesn't make me happy at all!" "I don't get why you say that!" " Hey, Kazuo-kun." " What is it?" "!" "Sorry..." "We have a drinking party today..." "Ah... but I'm still a high school student." "I know." "So, could you take the last shift today?" "It starts at 6.30." "Sorry about that." "Why am I the only one..!" "Argh!" "Go for it, eldest son!" "Go for it!" "Should I wipe your windows as well?" " Please do." " Alright." " Ah..." " Oh... oh!" " What?" " He's my classmate." "Ah, what a good kid." "What's his name?" "What was it?" "I forgot." "He's a boring guy anyway." "Nevermind, you don't have to open the window." "Will the eldest son Tarou-kun who has reached his rebellious years be struck by Dynamic Papa's lightning?" "I'm sorry, Dad!" "I'll never shoplift again!" "How could you make us worry like that?" "!" " Papa~" " Whoa!" "Whoa, a kiss between guys!" "Two guys kissed!" "Sh-Shiro!" "In this world, there are many different kinds of love." "Even if it's between two men, it's fine." "This London Hearts DVD that Tarou-chan has stolen... the one where Kano Eikou got the shock of his life..." " Let's all go return it together!" " Yes!" "The smiles have finally returned to the faces of the Dynamic family!" "Ah!" "Hey!" "We were watching that." "Forget about that, hurry up and study!" "Study!" "Study!" "Th-three times?" "!" "Get it?" "Get it?" "Get it~?" "Here, we say what only needs to be said twice three times." "Oi, Satsuki!" "You've only just finished dinner!" "Bread rusk goes in another stomach!" "Hey." "Have you seen my earring?" "Okay, I'll look for your earring, Mitsuko." "Earring earring earring..." "Three times again!" "You pierced your ears?" " I pierced them when I first started high school." " How could you!" "You shouldn't be so boy-crazy." "You ought to be more like Niko... where is she?" " Ah... that's right, it's getting late." " She's not back yet?" "I heard that Niko has found a boyfriend." "Idiot!" "We were supposed to keep that a secret." " Have you called her?" " Not yet." "Argh..." "let's call." "It's past 10pm already." " What?" " Huh?" "What is it?" "You've been staring at my face and grinning this whole time." " I haven't been... grinning..." " You are!" "Right now!" "If you have something to say, just say it clearly." " Then, I'll message you..." " Tell me now!" " Who would send text messages for this kind of thing?" " Then I'll t-tweet you with Twitter." "Is this about my work?" "Now, who's going to the public bath tonight?" "The girls?" "Or the boys?" "Let's talk at the bathhouse!" "The girls can go and sleep!" " I'm so sorry!" " EH?" "!" "No, wait wait wait..." "Mum..." "EH?" "!" "As your mother, I should have realised earlier." "I'm so sorry!" " Eh?" " I owe you an apology too!" " How could I have said that to you last time?" " Eh?" "What?" "Live more happily." "You should enjoy your life more." "Those words must have encouraged you, right?" " What are you talking about?" " Sorry." "I was too rash." "I never thought that you were g-g-g-g" " Gay bar." " G-g-g-gay bar for gays..." "I never thought that you would work at such a place." "Wait, hold on just a minute!" "No, we should have spotted the signs earlier." " Mum, the lettuce is spoiled." " Ah, I'm sorry!" "You should be more careful!" " I should have realised at that time." " Eh?" "What time?" "Don't say a word." "I am an artist." "I can understand how you feel, living in this kind of world." "We ought to be happy for you instead." "It's been so many years since we last saw such a lively and energetic smile on your face." "Even if you were to be g-g-g-g" " I'm not gay." " Eh?" "EHHH!" "What?" "EHHHH?" "!" "No!" "You're mistaken!" " You're mistaken!" " There you go again..." "No, listen." "I'm only working there because the pay is good." "Seriously." "It's nothing to be ashamed of." "That's right." "You're no longer a minority." "I said, I'm doing it just for the money!" "I don't like boys!" "Like any normal boy, I like girls!" "Anyway, what's with this conversation?" "Even in the extremely unlikely case that I were gay, this would be a huge problem!" "Not something that should be discussed casually in the living room!" "Then, let's continue this over Twitter." "What are you talking about?" " Whether we like boys or girls." " I like boys!" " I like Girls' Generation!" " I like EXILE!" " I like Nippon-Ham!" " I like Surprise Donkey!" " Wait." "What exactly are you talking about?" " We understand." "You're doing it for the money." " Let's just pretend it's like that." " It's really just for the money!" "I'll quit when I can afford to buy you a digital camera." "Don't say that." "Buy me many many digital cameras." "Then, everybody, let's cheer him on." "Don't cheer me on!" "I'm still a minor!" "Normally, you're supposed to tell me to quit!" " Then, please quit." " I won't." "Alrighty then." "I'm quitting!" "Kazuo-san!" "I guess we really are poor after all." "Eh?" "Why?" "Why?" "Well, we have no bath, and Kazuo is even working in a gay bar..." "And we have to split circular things like pizza and watermelon into 10 equal portions." "We have too many children." "I was the one who gave birth to them, though." "Ah, this foot bath feels great~" "It's not a foot bath, it's a bath for males." "Oi, Saigo." "Are you listening?" "What?" "As we were saying, we need to find a way to bring our family out of poverty." " A digital camera should help." " Digital camera?" "What do you mean by 'digital camera', Saigo?" "These days, digital cameras are standard in the publishing industry." "Ah.." "These days, digital cameras are standard in the publishing industry." " They're cheaper than using film." " They're cheaper than using film." " Their data can be uploaded onto a computer, (cough)" " Their data can be uploaded onto a computer, (cough)" " where they can be looked over, - where they can be looked over, and easily edited." "These days, regardless of your actual level of talent," " you won't be able to find work without a digital camera." " you won't be able to find work without a digital camera." "That's what I heard." "Wait, please reconsider!" "You may not have realised it yet," " but you truly belong here!" " No, I really can't stay on!" "I'm sorry!" "You!" "Come back!" "The 2nd District...!" "Okay." "Then, let's all pool our pocket money, and buy a digital camera for Dad!" "Yes!" "How much does it cost?" "A professional model would cost around 100 thousand yen, right?" "100 thousand yen?" "!" "100 thousand yen..." "What was that?" "Ah, Kazuo-kun!" "What's up?" "What are you doing around here?" " What about you, Suzuki-san?" " I live over there." "Eh?" "Are you crying?" "Eh?" "I've got a bad feeling about this..." "Eh?" "Ah..." "Sorry for borrowing your bath and even your clothes..." "Sorry I only have weird T-shirts." "(Note:" "The words mean 'Revenge'.)" "Not at all..." "It's cool." " How about staying over?" " Eh?" "Nah..." "I couldn't possibly." "It'll be fine." "You ought to make them worry a little." "S-Suzuki-san..." "Eh?" " Are you drunk?" " Do you really not like girls?" "It's not that." "It's not that, but..." " You don't like me?" " It's not that I don't like you..." "She may be an idiot, but she's coming on to you really strongly." "What are you going to do, Kazuo?" "But I... it's my f-first time..." "I see." "Then, it'll be a memory you'll never forget." "Here it comes..." "She's an idiot, but so forward." "Eh?" "Kyaa!" "That didn't go as I planned..." "S-S-Suzuki-san!" "Wait!" "Turn off the lights." "Ah... okay." "Eh?" "Why?" "!" "It's alright now." "Sorry!" "I guess today's not a good idea after all..." "You're right." "Sorry." "Victory..." "Ah..." "Kazuo." " What's this?" " A donation box." "We're all pooling our money to buy Dad a digital camera." "By doing that, he'll be able to find lots of work and we'll become rich." "Does Dad know about this?" "Yep." "He was the one who wrote that." "Hehe..." "Look." "He spelt this word wrongly..." "This means money for a grave." "Really?" "Yay!" " Alright, you should sleep now." " Okay!" " Looks great." "This turned out really well." " Thank you." "Think about it, Sanada." "Once we settle the recommendation, you wouldn't have to study anymore." "You could concentrate properly on your work." "Right?" "Are you still a virgin?" "I'm definitely going to do it this time." "On Sunday." "That's fast." "Haven't you only been going out for 2 weeks?" "That doesn't matter." "I'm just playing with her until I get to university anyway." "You're such a fiend, Uno." "When Uno-chan does it, I'll be the only virgin in this class." "Discuss it with your family once more..." "Oi Sanada!" "Oi!" "The problem is how to get her to come to my house." "It should be a piece of cake since she was okay with a manga cafe." "But you know, I can't even say, "Let's study together."" " She's smarter than me." " Seriously?" "Even though she's a year younger?" "What?" "Ah... well..." "Uno-kun..." "Oh..." "Do you have a dog or anything?" "Ah... you mean I should ask her to come and see my toy poodle?" "Maybe I'll just buy one!" "Hahaha..." "Want to test it out?" " Well..." "Yes." " Understood." "Go ahead." "What are you doing, sir?" "Hey!" "Please stop that!" "Ouch!" "Wait!" "Idiot father!" "I'm sorry, everyone!" "I'll never shoplift again!" "Dad!" "Right." "This single-lens reflex camera that your Dad has shoplifted..." " Let's go to return it!" " Yes!" "Go ahead." " On second thought, nevermind." " Ah..." " Dear!" " Eh?" " Dear dear dear!" " What?" "Ahhh!" "Draft beer." "It's him." "That's definitely him, right?" "Yeah... anyway, his sunglasses are huge!" " Here's your draft beer." " Ashtray." " What?" " Ashtray!" "Um... this is a no-smoking zone until 5pm..." "Ah?" "Tchh." "Putting on airs." "You think you're Caucasian?" " Eh?" "!" " What's wrong?" "That... that..." "Look at that!" "His sunglasses are huge!" "Take a good look at what's behind those sunglasses." " Miss, where's my appetizer?" " It's Dynamic Papa!" "We don't really serve those..." "You don't?" "!" "Tchh... and you still dare to put on airs..." " Is this really a cafe?" " Yes it is!" " He's kind of different from how he is on TV..." " In a rather unpleasant way." " Ah!" " How cheap!" "Give me my change!" "Today, the Dynamic family are once again helping the village chief, who has a bad back, to work in the fields." "Dynamic Papa, thank you." "Sorry to trouble you all the time." "Think nothing of it!" "We do this because we want to." "Shall we sleep?" "Ah!" "You gave me a shock..." "What is it?" "I couldn't sleep..." "What are you doing?" "Messaging my friend." "She's lying!" "It's a boy." "Ehh~" "What are you smiling about?" "Nevermind, go and sleep." "Sheesh." "Both Niko and Kazuo are so obsessed with romance." "I wonder who they take after?" "...guess it's me." " Megumi." " You address me so informally?" "!" " I need to differentiate you from my mother." " Ah..." " I still think it's strange..." " What is?" "Why am I the only one who can see you?" "Ah..." "looks like you're really bothered about that." "Right." "It's not like you're my own mother." "I'm sure my older brothers and sisters would want to meet you." "Why can't they see you?" "If everyone could see me, I wouldn't be a ghost." "Well, that's true..." "Or do you wish you could meet me while I'm alive?" " That's impossible." " Why?" "It's only because you died that Dad was able to meet Mum and get remarried, and that Mum was able to give birth to me." "If you were alive, I would never have been born." "You're smart." "Quite." "That's right." "It's because I died that you were born." "Then, you have to thank me." "Say, "Thank you for dying for me."" "How did you die?" "Ah..." "Nah, I can't tell you." "Why not?" "Tell me!" "No no..." "I can't tell you this week." "Eh?" "Just this week?" "So next week would be alright?" "No, I can't!" "I'd rather let you touch my boobs." "You're really into boobs, huh." "They're forever your #1 priority." "Ah... why not." "You can touch them directly!" " Eh?" " Don't 'eh' me!" "Nevermind, just go ahead." "Dynamic!" " You finally woke up." " What time is it?" "!" "Don't worry, it's Sunday." "See you." "Take care!" "Watch your step!" " Ouch." "My leg..." " Oi, Satsuki!" "You should paddle too!" "Paddle, hurry!" "27 28 29 30..." "Your turn!" "Look here!" "We came here with our late mother too." "Eh?" "I don't remember that!" "Of course you wouldn't." "You were only about 1 or 2 years old." "I remember Satsuki got mad because her kid's lunch was too small." "Shiro." "Ah..." "It's fine, don't worry about it." "We've never talked about this before." "Come to think of it..." " Where's Niko?" " She left alone this morning." "She said that she was invited to her boyfriend's house today." "Eh... that's kind of suspicious!" "Right, Kazuo?" "Eh?" "Ah..." "I don't think it's anything much..." "She said that he is a very serious and gentlemanly senior." "Since he's a senior... maybe he's Kazuo's classmate?" "Yep." "Ah, that's right!" "She said he asked her over to see his toy poodle." "Do you have a dog or anything?" "Ah... you mean I should ask her to come and see my toy poodle?" "I'm definitely going to do it this time." "On Sunday." "When Uno-chan does it, I'll be the only virgin in this class." " I want a dog too!" " Eh..." "I'm afraid we can't get one." "Mum, do you know that senior's name?" "Eh, what was it again?" "I think it was like U..." "U..." "Argh, please get your act together!" "Try and remember!" "I know it starts with 'U'..." "U..." "Huh?" "U..." "Eh?" "What comes after 'U'?" "Coming..." "Welcome." "Uno-kun!" "Eh?" "U... u.. u... uno..." "Uno!" "I don't have his number!" "Fine!" "Here?" "No!" "Here!" "Eh?" "Which way is it?" "Wow!" "It opened!" "Wow!" "Please do that one more time!" "Where on earth is Uno's house?" "!" "I see you I see you!" "Sempai!" "AHHH..." "Don't come near me!" "Stay away, dog!" "Shhh!" "Niko-chan, perhaps you could let me in sometime soon?" "Which one?" "Which button opens the door?" " This one?" " Stay away..." "What's wrong with this dog!" "What's that?" "Amazing~" "Ah... feels so good~" "Ahh~" "Why do you keep coming here?" "Why am I the only one you're following!" "Can you see me?" "You can really see me?" "!" "Ahhh... how nice..." "You and your parents stay in such a big house?" "Just the three of you?" "Dad is working in Shanghai." "Mum is off to the opera today." "Shall we go to my room soon?" "How cute!" " Come here." " Eh." "Now?" "Hey, is your dog male or female?" "Male." "His name is 'Justice'." "He's really attached to me." "Justice..." "Ouch!" " Are you okay?" " Eh?" "Me again?" "Stay away!" "Stay away!" "Fine, I get it!" "I surrender!" "Surrender!" "I'll leave." "Right." "Goodbye!" "That doesn't matter." "I'm just playing with her until I get to university anyway." "You're such a fiend, Uno." "When Uno-chan does it, I'll be the only virgin in this class." "Are you still a virgin?" "This is kind of unexpected." "Suddenly saying you miss me is rather unlike you, Kazuo-kun." "But I'm glad." "Hey." "Say something." "Want to drink something?" "Suzuki-san." "Don't use my surname, call me by my first name." "What was it again?" "Soara." "Suzuki Soara." "My parents like cars a lot." "Soarer isn't from Suzuki, it's from..." "Toyota." "Eh?" "Hold on..." "Wait a minute!" "Kazuo-kun, is it really your first time?" "Ah." "The lights..." "Just forget them!" "Come here." "I'm back." "Whoa." "Don't tell me..." " Yes, it's a family meeting." " Please take a seat." " What for?" " Just sit down." "Eh?" "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... 11?" "!" "Since it's 11 people... again?" "!" " Here!" " Don't give me that..." "It's difficult for me when you're here!" "It's more difficult for me." "My being here is strange in itself." "Eh?" "Where's Kazuo?" " You're leaving?" " Sorry." "I have an important meeting to attend." "Then why do we have 11 people?" "Uncle Hiroyuki!" "Hello." "Well then, since this is a bit unpleasant, I'll explain." " Unpleasant?" " His company..." " is going to go bankrupt." " Ehhh?" "!" "I'm not giving up!" "Someday the situation will recover, and like a phoenix, we can be born again!" "Who's with me?" "Um..." "Since I was living in company housing, I was kicked out." "Sorry." "I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you for a while." "No!" "You can't!" "There's no more space!" "Now that we now have 2 unemployed middle-aged men... we'll start the family meeting." " Unemployed?" " Middle-aged?" "Niko-chan, what did you do today?" "As I said, I went to Uno-sempai's house to see his toy poodle..." "No!" "we played Wii while eating snacks and had dinner..." " then I came back." " That's it?" " That's it." " Liar!" "I'm not lying." "Anyway, where have you been to come home this late?" "I was looking for you because I was worried." "Why did you switch your phone off?" " Exactly." " Really?" " You're right..." " Uno switched it off, right?" "He's that kind of guy!" "He's too slick by half." "They were talking about it at school." "He's not seriously dating you at all!" "That's not true!" "He's just playing with you!" "He said you were just a high-school fling!" "Huh?" "What's wrong, Megumi?" " Keep quiet a bit." " That's definitely a lie!" "It's not!" "You don't know because you've never dated a boy before." "The minds of high school senior boys are filled with dirty things!" "All they can think about is doing it!" " And once they get what they want, it's over!" " He did it!" " Eh?" " He did it!" "With that idiotic girl." " He's no longer a virgin." " What does "doing it" mean?" " Saigo!" " You're horrible..." " Why would you say such a thing?" " Because he just did it." "Because he himself did it, he wants to make it seem like all boys are like that, to lessen his own guilt." " Boys are all like that!" " See!" "I knew it!" "Bull's eye!" "What a petty boy..." "Uno-sempai is nothing like you!" " Hey, is it always like this?" " Today's the worst." "Fine, so at first he was rather transparent, and I could easily see his ulterior motives, but I rebuffed him gently by pretending to be really absorbed in his gadgets and dog and stuff." "He realised that the atmosphere wasn't right," " and didn't press me any further." " Ah... so you were just pretending." "When I left, he even saw me to the station..." "Next time, maybe we should go to your house." "Eh..." "That's the kind of thing couples do when they're seriously dating, right?" "And I don't get many chances to talk to your brother at school." "Eh, he said that?" "He wants to talk to me?" "That's what he said." "Then, how did you answer him?" "I really want to introduce him to you, but his family is super rich." "I was worried he might get a shock and run off." "I mean, our family is so big, and we're poor." "Sorry..." "Niko, you think we're poor, too?" "I don't want to think it, but it's the truth." "I don't want him to dislike me." "I really like him." "What a joke!" "We are not poor!" "Even if we were, hypothetically, if he were a guy who would dislike you because of that, you shouldn't have started dating him at all!" "Haa... alright then, let's throw a party!" " Eh?" "!" " Good idea!" "Let's throw a welcome party!" " For Uno-kun." " Wait, please don't." "Can't we do something a bit more natural?" "Then... we can invite him to a birthday party." "How about it?" "Isn't that natural enough?" "But do we have anyone born in October here?" "Here!" "6th October!" "Like Helen Nishikawa!" "Oh, really." " October, huh..." " Hmmmm...." "Eh?" "Wait a minute." "Nobody remembers?" "Hey." "Is there really no one?" "Haven't you forgotten someone important?" " Hush up a minute." " Um..." "How about September?" " No way!" " That's fine..." "You mean yourself, Uncle?" "Yep." "Mm." "Okay, let's do it!" "Hiroyuki's birthday party!" "It's okay, bro, you don't need to go to the trouble." "Of course we have to give it our all!" "For Niko's sake." "Thank you." "Yay!" "We're having a party!" "Hiroyuki, is there anything you want to eat?" "Then, I'll message him and see." "Ah..." "No, I'll invite him." " What shall we do?" "What shall we make?" " What do you want to eat?" " Um... pork." " Pork?" " I want pork!" " Meat is a little hard..." "Good evening." "Sempai!" "Over here." " This is my family." " Eh." "Which of them?" " All of them." " I see." "Wait, all?" "Ah, welcome." "My father, mother, uncle..." " Hello!" " And the rest are all my siblings." " Good evening!" " Good evening..." " Uno-kun, help me out here." " Ah, got it." "♪ Happy birthday to you ♪" "Happy birthday!" "Thank you!" " Here's your present." " Thanks." "Present!" "Present!" "Thanks." "Thanks." "A portrait, another portrait... nothing but portraits..." "Alright, let's all take a photo!" "Uncle Hiroyuki, happy birthday!" "Hey, Saigo!" "You blocked my face!" "How could you!" "Then, let's tuck in!" "We've having bacon shabu shabu today..." "Nice bacon!" "[cooking instructions]" "Thank you for the food!" " You haven't eaten this before, right?" " Nope." "Me too." "Oh man, it's super delicious!" "That's mine!" "Uno-kun, want to play kick-the-can after dinner?" "Kick-the-can?" "Um..." "I found Rokusuke!" " I'm Nanao." " Eh?" "!" " Ah..." " Yay!" " Yay!" " Uno-kun, you're It!" "I don't know about that..." "Ah, wait a minute!" "Headlock!" "Give up?" "Give up?" "Give up?" "Uno-kun's in pain!" "That's not safe!" "Whoa!" "Owowowow..." " One, two, three!" " I give up!" " Wow." " Look at this." "Uncle Hiroyuki is blocked by the balloon..." "Yeah, you can't see his face." "Uno-kun." "If you don't go back soon, won't your mother be worried?" "Ah, that's right..." " Then I'll see you to the station." " Whoo~" "Quiet." "Shh!" "Actually..." "Is it alright if I stay over?" "Ah... don't get me wrong..." "I don't mean anything weird by that..." "It's just that Mum is in Kyuushuu today and there won't be anyone at home." " Ah, you must feel lonely." " Nah, I'm used to it." "But, well, there was so much excitement today, we played things like pro-wrestling and kick-the-can inside the house..." "Because I did things I wouldn't normally do," "I think perhaps it might get a little lonely..." "I don't mind at all if you stay over." " Really?" " Why is it you saying that?" " Sorry about that." " You gave me a shock~" "Well, I am kind of the star today..." "Thank you." "Right." "Okay," "Even then, your family is strange." "(Note:" "The word 'family' can also mean 'house'.)" "My grandfather built this apartment from way back." "No, that wasn't what I was talking about." "They often say that there are things you can't buy with money." "I've never understood that..." "I've always wondered what those things are, for example..." "But now I think that when I hear that, I'll think of your situation." " Ah, really." " Yep." "Your family is full of things that can't be bought with money." "I'm envious." "This may sound sarcastic, but it's not boring to be poor." "Yep." "It was fun." " But I still want money." " Eh?" "Of course I do." "Why do you think I'm working?" "I don't think it'll be a problem no matter how much money I have." "♪ Even if we have no money, we have fun." "With more money, we'll have even more fun." "That's what a family does. ♪" "Then, I'll be heading this way." " Mm." "Ah..." " Mm?" " When you feel bored, come over." " Okay." " We'll be meeting in school later today anyway." " Ah, that's right." "In any case, when I get married, I'm going to have lots of children." "Eh?" "Sorry sorry." "I don't mean anything weird by that." " I get it." "See you." " See you." "About the recommendation..." "I still..." "We'll talk about your future next time." " Alright." " Actually, I'm one of the graduation yearbook editors this year." "I was just starting to choose the photos..." " But we don't have enough." " Not enough?" "Of course, we have all the individual photos already, but there's still the group photos, right?" "Like from the sports festival or field trips." "But there are 5 students in your year who don't appear in those photos at all." "Ah... well, I guess it can't be helped, right?" " They're boring people, so it's their own fault." " You're one of those 5." "Ah... really..." "See?" "Isn't it sad?" "Since I'm compiling," "I want to make sure that everyone is properly included." "In other words, you want my father to take those photos?" "Yep." "Just a few will do." "He's free, so I think he'll be happy to oblige." " Eh, for free?" " You want it for free?" "If it's not free, I might as well ask a photography studio to do it, right?" "Ah..." "But my dad doesn't have a digital camera." "Well, this one is my own camera..." "Will this do?" "Thanks to this digital camera, my dad started to get more work little by little." "And then, the empty room that Dad was using as a darkroom..." "It's just for now though." "When you find a job, you can start paying the rent." " Of course." "Ah, bro..." " What?" "Thanks." "It's nothing, you don't have to thank me." "And then..." "The sides of the bread are always the best." "Eat the sides like they're the centre of the bread." "Thanks for the food." "I'll be going now." "Take care." "Oh, I forgot something." "Happy birthday." "Eh?" "Hey, why are we hiding?" "Please continue to watch over the children and all of us." "♪ Being of the same mind..." "is also what a family does. ♪" "Shall we go?" "Megumi!" " What's with the informal address?" " Ah..." "Sorry, it's nothing." "They didn't forget." "Hmph, that goes without saying!" "Nah, I think that since it doesn't happen that often, it'd be better to be a little more flashy." " Ah... because it's special?" " Exactly." "Hmm, it could be a bit more flashy..." " Welcome... ah!" " Welcome." " Oh no..." " Eh?" " Someone you know?" " Yeah." "My boyfriend." "EH?" "!" "R-Revenge..." "(Note: the words on his T-shirt)" "I'm so sorry..."