"[remote clicks] [upbeat music plays]" "♪ I don't care what you say!" "♪" "♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "[Elevator music playing] [indistinct talking]" "Clarence: [grunts] And the winner is Clarence!" " Whoo!" "Whoo!" "I won, I won!" " Mom:" "Clarence, I said no racing." "Clarence:" "Oh, sure, you say that now." "You're just a sore loser." "Mom:" "I've been saying it since I turned off the car." "Clarence:" "Yeah, but you're saying it now." "Mom:" "Uh, Mary Wendle here to see Dr. Kimble." " Oh, I-I have to leave by 4:00." " Clarence:" "She has to go back to work." "Yes, Ms. Wendle." "He'll be with you shortly." " Mom:" "Thanks." " Clarence:" "My Mom hurts." " Can you heal her with crystals?" " Mom:" "Clarence, I'm fine." "I'm just here for my carpal tunnel syndrome." "I cut hair." "It never stops." "[Chuckles]" "Especially when you have a freeloading friend like Sandy." "You know, you do something, you don't realize it's gonna" " affect you down the line." " Voice:" "Oh, Clarence." "Oh, my sweet boy." "I've been waiting for you." "[Tink!" "]" "[Scraping]" "Clarence: [sighs]" " Mom:" "Clarence." " Clarence:" "The candy... it needs me." "Mom:" "Yeah, sure it does." "Okay, tell you what." "You can have one piece." "When we leave, if you behave." "[Thud]" "Clarence: [whimpers]" " Mom:" "Okay, come on, Clarence." " Clarence:" "Noooo!" "[Whimpering]" "Nurse Tacker, can I have a piece of candy?" " What does your mother say?" " Whatever you want Tinia." "Here you go, angel." "[Ominous music playing]" "Clarence: [gasps]" "[Giggles]" " Mom, that Tinia girl got candy." " Mom:" "Yes, she did." "[Ominous music plays]" "Clarence: [grunts]" "I don't think that she is an angel at all." "Mom:" "Neither are you." "[grunts] [thinking] Hmm, got to use a different technique." "Slander isn't getting me anywhere." "Mm..." "Ooh, I'll strike a bargain." "Yes, mothers love bargains." "Oh, mother, what if I were to have one piece now and then" " one later when we leave?" " Mom:" "No." "Clarence: [grunts]" "Say, Mom, what if I were to trade" " you one potted plant for one ..." " Mom:" "No. [grunts]" " Mom, did you know that ..." " Mom:" "No. [shouting]" "Mom:" "Clarence, you have to learn to entertain yourself while you're waiting for something." "Can you do that?" " Clarence:" "No." " Mom:" "What?" " Clarence:" "Oh, uh, uh, probably." " Mom:" "Then do it." "Clarence: [sighs] Worth a shot." "[Grunts] [festive music playing]" "What's the point of this thing?" "!" "[Festive music continues] [roars] [munching]" "This is too easy!" "I need a real challenge." "Voice:" "Oh, Clarence." "Oh, my sweet boy." "Clarence: [gasps] [scatting "Mission Impossible" theme song]" "Doing good." "Oh." "Got to check the map." "Oh, yeah." "[Scatting "Mission Impossible" continues]" "Come on, Clarence. [Grunts] You're getting too heavy for this!" "Clarence: [whimpering] [sighs]" " Are we gonna be here forever?" " Mom:" "It's only been five minutes." " Really?" " Mom:" "Really." "Come on, back to the seat." "[grunting]" " Peppermints, gumdrops, jawbreakers!" " Mom:" "Quietly." " Without moving." " Clarence:" "But, Mom!" "Mom:" "If I hear one more word out of you, you are not getting any candy, all right?" "Clarence: [inhales deeply]" "Mom:" "You can breathe, Clarence." "[gasping] [sighs] [thinking] Okay, no noise, no moving." "I can do that." "Just need to sit here and think." "Yeah, no problem." "No problem at all." "I can think, can't I?" "No, I can't!" "It's too hard!" "I-I gotta say something!" "I gotta do something!" "Help!" "Anybody, help!" "Stewart!" "Stewart!" "Stewart, do something!" "No, no, look at me!" "Wait, wait, what's going on here?" "My brain is like a cave!" "Hellooo!" "Wow, I'm in a creepy cave inside my head." "That's so cool." "Wait a second." "I'll just turn my cave into ... a beach!" "Or ... or outer space!" "Whoo!" "Wait a second." "Oh, man, I just got a great idea!" "[Grunting]" "♪ Candy brain ♪ [dramatic music playing]" "Clarence:" "Oh, hello, giant gummy friend." "May I?" "[Munching]" "Are you lost, gummy worm?" "Find your way into my mouth!" "[Slurps]" "Look!" "[Slurping]" "Oh, is this chocolate!" "I know we just met, candy brain, but I think I love you!" "Is that okay?" " I hope it's okay." " It's okay by me." "[Grunts]" "Ugh!" "Water." "[gasps]" " Whoa, are you made of all ice cream?" "!" " I am the ice cream." "Clarence:" "Wait a second." "I think I remember you!" "I was 6!" "You changed my life!" " May I?" " Not now!" "I'm here to help you pass the time in here so you can get candy out there." "[Fly buzzing]" "Clarence:" "Really?" "How am I supposed to do that?" "By showing you how to melt, of course. [Sloop!" "]" "Clarence:" "Holy pie!" "That's amazing!" "[Plop!" "]" " There's no way I could do that." " Sure you can, pal!" " Hornsby?" "!" "Is that you?" "!" " Who else would it be?" "!" " Clarence:" "But how?" "!" " This is your brain, pal." " If you can think it, it can happen." " Clarence:" "Whoa!" "Okay, who do I want to meet?" "How about Viking ghost grandma?" "[Gasps] Grandma, there you are!" "You look beautiful!" "All right, fellas, I guess it's time to melt!" "[Sloop!" "]" "[Fly buzzing] [plop!" "]" " Sweet, I did it!" "Yes!" " Told ya!" "Clarence: [sighs] I could stay here forev..." "Ow!" "Hey, hey, who's throwing peanuts?" "!" "Not me." "I'm the ice cream." "What?" "Who ..." "[Ominous music plays] [grunting]" "Mary?" "Clarence: [grunts]" " That's me." "I'll be right back." " Clarence:" "What?" "No, don't!" "I'm ..." "I'm coming with you, I'm coming with you!" "Clarence, will you stay here and keep me company, hmm?" "Clarence:" "What do you mean "keep you company?" That's weird." "Mom:" "So, he will be able to see me before 4:00, right?" "Oh, of course." "He'll be right in." "[Blows] [pop!" "]" " Clarence:" "Huh?" "!" "What?" "!" " So, you like candy, huh?" " Clarence:" "Yeah." "So?" " Then why don't you have any candy?" "Clarence:" "I only get it when we leave, and I'm not supposed" " to talk, so don't talk to me!" " That's too bad." " Hey, you want some of my candy?" " Clarence:" "Really?" "!" " Tinia, is that boy bothering you?" " No, mother." " He's behaving himself." " Good." "Clarence:" "So, are you gonna give me that candy or what?" " Sure, I'll give you some." " Clarence:" "All right, give it." "Except we might be here a while." "I don't want to run out." "Clarence:" "You won't run out, you won't run out!" "I-I promise!" "Come on, just give me some!" "I don't know." "There's a lot of people ahead of us." "Clarence:" "Hmm, I can fix that!" "Wait a minute." "[Grunts]" "♪ Candy ♪" " Clarence:" "All in favor, say yes!" " Both:" "No!" "[Horn blows]" "Clarence:" "Viking horn wins!" "♪ Candy ♪" "Clarence: [grunting]" "Help, help, help, help!" " What is it?" " Clarence:" "The toilet ... it's" " [grunts] it's clogged!" " Again?" "!" "Oh, my!" "[Heart beating loudly]" "Clarence:" "Your ticker is a champion!" "Go out and enjoy your life, you silly, young man!" "My prescription is to eat lots of cereal and just go for a run once in a while." "If you turn this off right now, you'll live. [Grunts]" "[Gasps]" "Clarence:" "Whew, busy day!" "All right, I think I treated everyone here." "But it turns out they all want to see a real doctor." "Except for that guy." "[Door opens]" " Clarence:" "So, candy?" " Hmm... maybe, for one more favor." "Clarence: "So, whenever there's a breeze but before the bees can sneeze, Princess Pollen hands out tissues because the bees have allergies." "The end."" " All right?" " Could you sing it?" "[Festive music plays]" "Clarence: # Because the bees #" "♪ have allergi-i-i-i-es ♪" " That music's not final." " Again?" "[Festive music plays]" "Clarence: # Allergi-i-i-is #" "Just one more thing." "Clarence: [grumbling]" " There!" " I love it!" "Clarence:" "Please don't ask me to do anything else." "Whee!" "Clarence: [breathing heavily] [sighs]" " Okay, are we good?" " Yes, we're good." " Clarence:" "Ow!" " Mom, can I have some more candy?" "That's nice, honey." "Clarence: [clears throat]" "Pleasure doing business with ya." " I'm sorry." " Clarence:" "For what?" "I don't know why I do stuff like this." "I just do." "Clarence:" "What do you mean "stuff?" Stuff like what?" " Mom, that boy took my candy!" " What?" "!" "Clarence:" "No, no, that's not what happened!" " That's not what happened at all!" " Zip it, mister!" "It's gonna be so long before you get candy again, you're gonna forget what it tastes like!" "[Distorted] Maybe that's enough candy for today!" "Clarence: [breathing heavily] [grunting]" "You don't want to do this, son." "Hand over the candy." "[Knuckles crack]" "Clarence:" "We can fix this!" "Candy fixes everything!" "[Grunts]" " What are you doing, man?" "!" " Clarence:" "I don't know!" "[Grunting]" " Then stop digging!" " Clarence:" "I can't!" "I just can't!" "But I definitely think chocolate is my favorite!" "[Chuckles nervously]" "Who's with me ... anybody?" "Not the candy!" "[Grunting]" "Aah!" "Clarence:" "No!" "[Gasps]" "[Gasps]" "[Whimpers] [camera shutter clicks]" "Mom:" "All right, I'm sorry." "I can't wait any longer!" "I have to get back to work!" "I'll call to reschedule!" "[Sighs]" "Forget the candy, Clarence." "Let's go. [Sighs]" "Clarence:" "Bye!" "[Breathing heavily] [giggling] [engine sputtering]" "Mom: [sighs] I can keep appointments." "Why can't they?" "!" "Doctors [sighs] they think they can keep the whole world waiting!" "Well, not this lady!" "Huh?" "!" "[Sighs]" "Sorry you had to sit there for nothing, honey." "Clarence: [slurping]" "Anytime, Mama!" "Right, guys?" " All:" "Right!" " Clarence:" "Right!" " Mom:" "Who are you talking to?" " Clarence:" "Uh, nobody!" "I am the ice cream." "synccorrectionbyf1nc0"