"Hey, Mr. Bonkers, you nutty kitty." "I'll be right home." "Keep my bed warm, okay?" "." " [ Meows ]" " Hey, keep your paws to yourself." "She's my girlfriend." "So, what was your favorite part of the movie?" "." "Uh, my favorite part of the movie was when we made out." " Yeah, movies are fun." " Yeah." "Good night." "You know, it's amazing howyou always manage to pull the car right up to the garage... but not actually into it." "Yep, takes a keen eye and a sure foot." "How would you like your keen eye... to watch my sure foot kickyour smart ass?" "." "Why don't I pull the car in?" "." "[ Engine Starts ]" " [Thud]" " What the" "You're moving it a foot and you hit something." "Geez!" "Oh, God, no, it's-- it's Mr. Bonkers." "Wow, that is one dead cat." "Hangin'out" "Downthestreet" "Thesameoldthing" "Wedidlastweek" "Nota thingto do" "Buttalktoyou" "We'reallallright" "Hello, Wisconsin!" "I f I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese... no question, it would have to be the puff." "You know, who's my little cheese puff?" "." "Jackie." " Oh, Michael, you're so cute." " You're cute." " Cuter." " Cutest." "All right, all right, you guys gotta shut up before I blow cheese puff chunks." "All right, Michael, I'll seeyou tonight at 8:00." " Okay." " I'll be counting the minutes." "Can'tyou just use a clock?" "." "Man, we're so back in love." "I rememberwhen it was all, "You're an idiot, Michael"... and, "Whoa, what'd I do?"" "Good times." "Sorry, man, but I love her." "Yes, butyou don't deserve her, you son of a bitch." " What?" "." " I said..." ""Uh, good cheese puffs you son of a bitch."" "Hey, Kelso." "I thought we'd get together tonight, so take a shower, okay?" "." "Laurie, I'm seeing Jackie tonight." "Oh, that's so sweet." "Uh, no." "I'll seeyou at 8:00." " But" " You heard me." "Damn." "My second girlfriend is such a drag." "This is bad, man." "Yes, but only foryou." "Cheese puff?" "." " Looks pretty good, Mr. Clean." " [ Yelps, Laughs ]" "Well, you know me..." "I'm... super neat." "Hey, you know, I can't find Mr. Bonkers anywhere." "Have you seen him?" "." "No!" "Uh, I mean" "Well, yeah, not since last night." "Huh." "Well" "Meow, meow, meow, meow... killed meow meow." "What?" "." "I said it's weird." "He always sleeps with me, but he never came home last night." "Let me know ifyou see him, okay?" "." " Oh, sure thing." "Will do." " Okay." "Mr. Bonkers?" "." "Yeah, I'm goin' to hell." "So, you didn't tell her?" "." "I felt so guilty." "I just" " I couldn't." "Is it because you're kinda glad it's dead?" "." "No." "Hey, maybe I don't have to tell her." "Maybe she'll just think Mr. Bonkers ran away." "That works." "That's what we told you when, uh" "Shh!" " What?" "." " Eric, honey, eat your pizza rolls." "Oh, come on, how hard can this be?" "." "You go over there and you say, "Hey, I'm a cat killer." "I mur--"" ""I murdered your cat."" "[ Clears Throat ]" "Butyou try to say it with a straight face." "What?" "." "Am I the only one that sees the humor in this?" "." " I thinkyou might be, Red." " Oh, come on." "That thing was always messing in myyard, going through our garbage." "Now we have Hyde for that." "Oh, yeah, Laurie, and what exactly doyou do?" "." "Oh, that's right, the Packers." "Excuse me, dilemma here." "Eric, this is not a dilemma." "You have to tell Donna." "Just be gentle and-and maybe take her a nice little gift." "Yeah, like a kitty-sized headstone." "You know what?" "." "I should have known you were lying." "Sure, Flipperwas fast, but turtles don't just run away." "Hyde, which one's your favorite Charlie's Angel?" "." "I kinda like the blonde with the huge rack." "Yes." "And she distracts the criminals with her huge rack." " Plus she's got that huge rack." " Yeah." "Ow, my stomach." "My cheesy puffy friends have become my enemy." "Man, you guys, I gotta break up with Laurie." "Kelso, remember how you said you were gonna juggle 'em both till it blew up in your face?" "." " Yeah?" "." " Well, kablooie." "Okay, I know I tried before, right?" "." "But this time, Laurie'll see how much I loveJackie... and that my motives are good and pure, and then she'll just let me go." "Then you and all the leprechauns can ride unicorns... to a wonderful celebration in fairyland." "[TV:" "Instrumental]" "Look, the Angels are running in slow motion." " Damn." " Damn." "That's just good TV." " Hey, beautiful." " How's it goin'?" "." "Oh, pretty good... except I found this here kitten... who told me he was looking for someone to love him." "Oh, my God!" " [ Mews ]" " Oh, he's so cute." "Thankyou, Eric." "That's so sweet." "Oh, I hope Mr. Bonkers doesn't get jealous." "[ Clears Throat ]" " Hi." " Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Donna... because..." "I accidentally killed Mr. Bonkers." "So, what areyou gonna name this little fella here?" "." "What?" "." "What areyou talking about?" "." "I've had that cat since I was three." "What happened?" "." "Well, last night, I was pulling in the car after our date" "After our date?" "." "Last night?" "." "Eric, I was looking for him and I asked you... and you said you hadn't seen him." "And you knew I was worried sick about him." "I know, Donna." "That's why it was so hard to tell you." " [DoorOpens ]" " Hey there, ho there, hi there." "What's going on?" "." "Why don't you ask the man who murdered our cat?" "." "No." "No!" "That's" " I didn't murderyour cat." "It was" "He climbed under my car." "It was a total accident." "Well, I should hope so, because what did he ever do toyou?" "." "I don't want to live with this lying anymore, because I only loveJackie." "Okay, so doyou wanna go up to my room and have sex?" "." "Uh... sure!" "No, wait!" "No!" "No!" "Okay, I" " This" "Laurie, I'm serious." "We are over." "Wow." "I think you really mean it." "I totally do." "Okay, Kelso, you're free." "You know what I'd like though?" "." "Just one last good-bye kiss." "Um, okay." "Well, sure." " Michael!" "Jackie!" "[ Stammers ] We were" "No, there was" "Wow, how ironic, huh?" "." "Eric, I just saw Michael kissing your sister." "Okay, he's a rat." "He's been cheating on me." "What?" "." "Well, surely there must be some kind of mistake." "Right, guys?" "." "Come on." "Well, it sure is a mindblower." "So, that's it." "Michael and I are over." "Really?" "." "Now, by "over" you mean?" "." "I mean, over and done." "All right, forever." "Uh-huh." "Now, by "forever" you mean?" "." "And after everything I put up with" "I mean, God, him taking Pam Macy to the prom... setting my house on fire, lying about Laurie" " God!" "To be fair, that's only the stuff you know about." "This is incredible." "My time has come." "Today I will makeJackie mine." "Ay!" " Hey, what's wrong?" "." " I don't know." "I think my guts are bursting with love." "So, Fez, my mom says your appendix has to come out." "Man, you must be in tons of pain." "Whee!" "Cheese puffs out, pain pills in." "Fez loves his pills." "Boy, I wish there was a pill I could take... to get rid of my pain." "A forget-about-Jackie pill." "Hell, ifthey made that pill, I'd take it." "Kelso, man, this is whatyou get for trying to do the right thing." "Want to know a secret?" "." "I'm notwearing anything under my dress." "Look." "Whoa, put that away." "Yeah, man, it just sucks when you try to do the right thing... and then sheyells atyou for killing her cat." "Eric, you don't know how luckyyou are." "I would give anything to be able to tell Jackie I killed her cat." "Nothing's sadder than when two people break up." "Except this time when it's funny." "By the way, Eric, ifyour Mom ever says, "Ready foryour catheter?"" "the answer is no." "[ Grimaces ]" "Donna, we're supposed to be friends." "Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?" "." "Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk."" "So, have you seen Kelso since" "No." "No, he's a liar and a cheater." "Maybe that's how all guys are." "I know how you feel." "Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers... then he lied to me." "Yeah." "Eric put offtelling you something because he didn't want to hurtyou." "Whoo!" "That is so much worse than cheating on you with anotherwoman." "Oh, wait." "No, it's not!" "Oh, well, I guess Eric was just trying to be nice." "Maybe I'm overreacting." "Look, let me tell you something, Donna." "Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat..." "I suggest you shut up." "I miss Jackie." "I know!" "Well, you're in luck, Fez." "The bars closed early today, so we found a doctor to doyour surgery." "[ Hearty Laugh ]" "Oh, good." "I see they've already shaved you." "Actually, I did that myself." "Lucky coincidence, huh?" "." " Okay then, time for sleepy-sleepy." " [ Gas Hissing ]" "Okay, now count back from 1 00." "1 00... 99..." "Charlie's Angels." "[Fez Narrating] Once upon a time, there were three little girls... who went to the police academy." "Now they work fior me." "My name is Fez." " Stand back." " And remem ber, gi rls... this one's for Fez." "This is your unlucky day, now that Fez's Angels are here." "Don't move." "I'm gonna blow up Fez headquarters." "I can't bear to see any ofyou with such a handsome, foreign, sex machine." "This is gonna be a blast." "Whatever." "[ Grunting, Yells ]" "You're a real barrel oflaughs." "[ Giggling ]" "[ Fez's Voice On Intercom ] Congratulations on a jobwell done, Angels." "[ All ] Thankyou, Fez." "Arewe going to seeyou soon?" "." "No, I can't get away." "I'm in a little hot water right now." "[ Girls Giggling ]" "Fez, Fez, honey." "Oh, thank God you pulled through." "I was afraid you'd die before I got to tell you I loveyou." "No, no,Jackie." "No sex now." "We must wait." " Until we're married?" "." " No." "Until the catheter comes out." "[Jackie's Voice ] Fez?" "Fez?" "[ Kitty] Fez?" "." "Fez." "I told you." "No sex now." "Hey there, Midge." "Kitty, uh, insisted I bring this over... to show our sorrow because ofyour loss." "Uh, thanks, Red." "We were all sitting around reminiscing about our dear departed cat..." "Mr. Bonkers J. Pinciotti." "Doyou have a story you wanna share, Red?" "." "[ Clears Throat ]" "We'd sure appreciate it, seeing as howyour son killed him." "Okay." "[ Clears Throat ]" "Well, I remember he used to come into myyard and, uh... and, uh, you know, I'd throw a bucket at him or... spray him with a hose." "Then he'd run away." "Then he'd come back." "I'd do it again." "I guess you--you could say we kinda had our own thing." "Wow." "[ Clears Throat ] Well, okay, enjoy the casserole." "We set up a Mr. Bonkers memorial slide show in the other room." " So" " Uh-huh." "Uh-- [ Clears Throat ]" "That casserole there is a seven layer." "Of course, uh, two of those layers are peas... and I should've told you right away aboutyour cat, but it's a pretty good casserole." "There's ham in it." "Look, Eric, I know you didn't want to hurt me, and I understand that." "It's just we've gotta be honest with each other." "I mean, especially now that we've, you know... we've-- you know." "'Cause I don't want to end up like Jackie and Kelso." "No, no, I don't thinkwe're going to end up likeJackie and Kelso." "I mean, I lied out ofthe goodness ofmy heart." "It's still a lie, Eric." "Yeah, you're right." "I'm sorry, Donna, about everything." "All right, well, from now on, no more secrets." "Oh, God, then I guess I have to come clean." "Okay, in first grade, behind your back..." "I used to call you Donna Pinch-my-butty." "Well, you know, Eric, that's okay... 'cause I was the first one to call you Eric Foreskin." "You started that?" "." "No, that's not funny." "That one stuck." "Oh, shut up, Foreskin." "So, really breaking up with Michael could be the start of something great." " I am a whole newJackie." " Really?" "." "'Causeyou're babbling like the old Jackie." "Jackie, I've been looking foryou." "Here I am." "Okay, so, yeah." "You two probablywanna be alone." "No, Forman, how can this not be good?" "." "Come on." "All right,Jackie, I've done some terrible and stupid things." "Too many to even list." "Oh, hey, give it a shot, man." "I'll fill in the blanks." "Hyde." "All right, but I'm done making excuses... and all I can say is that I'm sorry and I loveyou." "And I will dowhatever I can every day from now on so thatyou know that's true." "So, will you please... please, please take me back?" "." "Oh, Michael... no!" "No, you know what?" "." "We're through... forever." "Whoa, didn't see that coming." "I guess then" " Fine." "So, um, that-- that was the smartest thing I've ever done." "And, um, and the best." " [ Sobbing ]" " Oh." "Hyde!" "Why does she always come to me?" "." "[Jackie's Voice ] You are a dog, Michael." "A dirty, dirty dog!" "You are an idiot, andscience is stupid." "I have had it with you." "You are weird, and I'm going home." "Ifiyou're not telling the truth, I will fiind out... 'cause I'm smart andyou... aren 't." "I am in love with a doofius." "[ Sobbi ng ]" "Oh, the memories."