"♪ there's a hundred and four days of summer vacation" "♪ and school comes along just to end it" "♪ so the annual problem for our generation" "♪ is finding a good way to spend it" "♪ like maybe" "♪ building a rocket, or fighting a mummy" "♪ or climbing up the eiffel tower" "♪ discovering something that doesn't exist" "Hey!" "♪ or giving a monkey a shower" "♪ surfing tidal waves" "♪ creating nano-bots or locating frankenstein's brain" "It's over here!" "♪ finding a dodo bird painting a continent" "♪ or driving our sister insane" "Phineas!" "♪ as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do" "♪ before school starts this fall" "Come on, perry!" "♪ so stick with us, 'cause phineas and ferb are gonna do it all!" "Mom, phineas and ferb are making a title sequence!" "(whirring)" "All set, sir." "(laughing menacingly)" "Okay, just this once, fireside girl," "I'm going to let you ask about my business." "(squeaking) denmother, are you a puppet?" "Hey, I'm a marionette." "Forget about it." "Have you got a family?" "Go home to your family, huh?" "(clapping)" "Wow, isabella, you have some mad marionette skills." "Thank you, phineas!" "I know I use this word a lot, but you and the fireside girls were awesome-tacular!" "I wish more people could experience your talents." "Well, we only have so many folding chairs." "Maybe it would help if your puppets were bigger." "What do you mean, buford?" "My uncle oslo from oslo used to make huge marionette puppets!" "People would come from miles around to see 'em." "Or at least they would have if he ever finished one." "Wait, oslo's in norway." "I thought your family was dutch." "Eh." "Nevertheless, buford, I think you may be onto something." "We could build a huge, weird puppet" "And you guys could take your marionette skills to the people in the streets." "Yeah, that'll freak 'em out." "So what do you say, isabella?" "Are you ready to take the next step?" "Oh, phineas!" "Yes, I've been right here in front of you all along just waiting for you to." "Oh, wait," "You were talking about the puppet, weren't you?" "Well, yeah, what were you talking about?" "Nothing!" "I, uh, was just..." "(chuckling nervously)" "Hey, where's perry?" "Agent p, we have a situation." "Dennis, the rogue agent, formerly our most wanted rodent." "Carl:" "Lagomorph, sir." "What's that, carl?" "Sir, they used to be considered rodents," "But were reclassified in the early 20th century." "Oh, well, I'll have to fix that then." "Carl, run out and buy me a new set of encyclopedias." "A set of what, sir?" "Hmm." "Anyway, dennis, the most wanted lagomorph," "Miraculously escaped from owca's maximum security prison" "Sometime this morning." "Evidence suggests that dennis was snatched away by a ninja disco robot." "If this isn't the work of doofenshmirtz then carl will eat my hat." "Carl:" "Hey!" "(beeping)" "I got your 22- and-a-half tons of reclaimed pine logs." "Hey, aren't you a little young to be driving a semi-trailer" "With 22-and-a-half tons of reclaimed pine logs?" "No." "No, I'm not." "♪ babyface trucking" "♪ our drivers look like children but they're not" "Now back up." "Here come your logs." "Thanks, babyface trucking guy!" "Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta head home." "It's nap time." "(horn blaring)" "Is that everything, phineas?" "Yep!" "Let's build us a huge marionette!" "Chorus:" "♪ doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!" "♪" "You can come out now, dennis the rabbit!" "Aw, look, how cute!" "He's cute!" "Isn't he cute, norm?" "He's adorable!" "And so soft, and warm, and squishy!" "Okay, back off, lennie, you're creeping me out." "And you, you're not fooling anybody with that cutesy stuff." "I happen to know that you are a very bad bunny." "And I am, like, totally cool with that!" "See, I want to defeat perry the platypus" "And take over the tri-state area." "And what I think I'm lacking is a certain animal instinct to get the job done." "You have animal instincts." "But what you lack is the evil scientist technology." "And that is something that I have." "So, using my evil scientist skills," "I'll make it possible for you to defeat perry the platypus" "While I watch from a safe distance." "And together, we'll take over the tri-state area!" "What do you say?" "Are you with me?" "Great!" "I always wanted a rodent for a partner." "Norm:" "Lagomorph, sir." "Gesundheit." "Wow, this thing's so cool, phineas!" "Everyone ready?" "All ready back here." "How you doin', ferb?" "Come on, everyone, let's take this show to the crowd!" "♪ giant marionette." "♪ walk, walk, giant puppet girl so sweet" "♪ shift, and slowly blink" "♪ freak out the people on the street" "♪ they don't know what to think" "♪ move your articulated parting jaw" "♪ bow your head politely" "♪ drift through the crowd like a european ghost" "♪ now raise your hand just like me" "♪ ooh, ooh, ooh" "It looks like she's trying to tell us" "Something important in her own silent, enigmatic way." "I feel this puppet is telling us" "To look into our souls" "And find the power to embrace love for all humanity." "Hey, everyone!" "The viking is right!" "♪ moving slowly," "♪ shifting slightly" "♪ just by moving slowly and shifting slightly" "♪ the puppet fireside girl is telling us" "♪ to look into our souls and find the power" "♪ to embrace love for all humanity ♪" "Now, before I let you loose on the owca," "This should make you much more formidable." "I like to call it my, my, my, my, my... (yells)" "I guess the escalator wasn't such a good idea after all." "Oh, well, live and learn." "Anyway, I like to call it my transmogrification -backpack-inator!" "It'll give you a robotic exoskeleton" "That can transform into almost anything." "And it's perfect to wear undercover." "No one will ever suspect." "Except maybe to say," ""hey, look, there's a rabbit wearing a backpack."" "Go ahead, give it a try." "Hey!" "What the heck, man?" "I live here." "You can't go blowing holes in my stuff." "Now, try it again." "Uh, okay." "Also, no smashing things in here." "I'm gonna have to make a list for you, aren't I?" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Let me open the..." "(smashing) ...Roof." "Candace:" "It's true." "Ferb told me." "It's called rennet, stacy." "They scrape it from the lining of a calf's stomach to make cheese." "And yet when I wanna talk about sushi, you say it's disgusting." "Oh, my gosh!" "Cutie patootie!" "My long lost pet rabbit!" "Where have you been?" "Oh, honey bunny!" "Was perry bothering you?" "Poor little fluffy britches patootie pants." "Let me get you home." "Stay down, breakfast." "Stay down." "Hey, guys, the crowd is loving it!" "Isabella, I'm all puppeted out." "What say we take a little break and get some eats?" "Let's take five." "Cutie patootie, I got your chowzie-wowzie!" "(gasps) oh!" "Stacy, he's gone!" "Where do you think he went?" "Maybe he's down at the docks." "Yeah, maybe he..." "Down at the docks?" "Or maybe he's just playing with his friends." "(voices whispering) giant marionette." "(growls)" "Time to see how my little friend is doing." "You see, I installed a bunch of nano-bot cameras on his backpack." "Who installed them?" "It was my idea." "Oh!" "There he is!" "And he's fighting a giant puppet girl." "There's something very familiar about the way she fights." "Wait a minute." "Perry the platypus?" "That does it." "I'm going down there." "The big difference is that the marionette has strings" "While a puppet is hollow, so it can be manipulated from within." "But that doesn't mean that a marionette can't be hollow" "Or a puppet have strings." "The thing to remember is that some people take the subject very seriously," "Even though, technically, there's no difference grammatically." "I looked it up." "Doofenshmirtz:" "There he is, norm!" "Down there!" "On top of the puppet." "Lower." "Perfect." "Aah!" "Gotcha!" "(chuckles) give up, perry the platypus!" "You know nothing of puppetry!" "Ow!" "Okay, I, I admit it, you, you do have a certain knack for it..." "Oh, okay, well, maybe "knack" wasn't the right word." "Oh, no." "No, no." "(grunting) ow!" "Curse you, perry the... (coughing) platypus!" "I was trying to say platypus." "Okay, well, I guess I'll see you both later!" "Unless I miss my guess," "I'm on my way to norway, so, uh," "Take it easy, dennis the rogue rabbit," "And, uh, curse you, perry the platypus!" "Candace:" "Mr. Patootie!" "Where are you?" "There he is!" "(gasps) mr." "Patootie!" "What do you know, he was down at the docks!" "Aw, cutie patootie, I'm so glad you're safe and sound." "There you are, perry." "Cool, candace, you found your rabbit." "Oh, look, there he is." "My pet bunny, mr." "Bigelow." "I've been looking everywhere for you!" "Get over here, you naughty lagomorph!" "But he's..." "Do I have to?" "Well, he is a lagomorph." "Oh, okay." "Here." "You've been a bad little bunny." "Now let's get you back to your special room." "I don't know, there was something weird about those two." "What do you mean, candace?" "Rabbit owners come in all shapes and sizes." "A flight helmet and cowboy boots?" "I think the tall one was wearing a wig." "And the other one had a false mustache." "(helicopter whirring)" "Plus, they're leaving by helicopter." "You do realize that none of those observations" "Disprove my statement, right?" "All:" "Yeah." "Announcer:" "Welcome to the 48th annual" "Montevillebad grand prix pre race show." "Linda, darling, it's starting!" "Coming to you, of course, from the coast of glamorous montevillebad." "A name that translates roughly as" ""mountain village bath" in a variety of european languages!" "Seven hours of racing jargon and mindless statistics, here we come!" "Ooh!" "Snacks!" "Mmm-hmm." "And they are race-themed." "Well, vroom-vroom." "And there's our pole-sitter, international racing legend paolo vanderbeek." "A household name." "Born in the scottish enclave" "Of a swiss town in the italian alps to dutch parents." "Not only a king among drivers," "Paolo vanderbeek is also a beloved man of the people." "No one is more passionate about his sport or cares more about his fans" "Than paolo vanderbeek, earning him the name the "king of care."" "♪ gonna go get my bust on" "♪ gonna get, gonna get, gonna get" "♪ baw-ba-baw- baw-baw my bust on!" "How can you go outside when it's grand prix day?" "Uh, yeah, well, my pleather jumpsuit is at the cleaners" "And I feel underdressed." "Oh, that's understandable, then." "Uh, she was being facetious, dear." "Oh, I see." "Well, doesn't look like there's anything bustable going on yet." "I guess I could kill a few." "Give it a chance, candace." "You might find it exciting." "Let's look at an incomprehensible map of the race course, shall we?" "Nigel:" "I can't make heads or tails out of it." "You?" "Ian:" "Uh, no clue, but no doubt it'll be exciting!" "Oh, yeah, the excitement is killing me." "Seems like a good time to wonder where perry is." "Greetings from montevillebad, agent p." "You'll be joining us here for your mission, but the lines aren't secure." "So, we'll give you the details when you get here." "And to get you here in style," "We've provided you with a vintage 1963 olson martin!" "So I'll see you after the wipe." "Hello, again, agent p!" "International intel has indicated that doofenshmirtz" "Is planning to sabotage paolo vanderbeek and enter the grand prix himself." "So, we need you to find out what doof is up to" "While carl and I keep an eye on vanderbeek here at the race track, incognito." "Nifty disguise, huh?" "Gives me a continental look, don't you think?" "Anyway, doofenshmirtz is at the casino at l'hotel uber-swank." "Chorus:" "♪ doofenshmirtz at a casino!" "♪" "Male croupier:" "Monsieur in the lab coat and bow tie wins again." "Man, I am on a roll!" "Stupid game." "I'll never play it again." "Ah, never say never!" "Who's next?" "Oh, a mysterious platypus to take my challenge!" "Okay, I'll go first!" "Male croupier:" "Jeux de morpion!" "Monsieur platypus in the tuxedo wins!" "What?" "Monsieur, there are no pets allowed in the casino." "What?" "He's not my mysterious platypus." "I didn't bring him in here." "I'm just..." "Oh, oh, oh, you mean the cat?" "Yeah, my bad." "Look at all those cars in a line." "Nigel:" "The collective amount of horsepower is absolutely staggering." "And so (coughing) are the exhaust fumes." "You realize this is just a bunch of cars parked in a line?" "Both:" "Yes!" "Yes, we do." "(chattering)" "(gasps) the mysterious platypus from the casino!" "Perry the mysterious platypus from the casino?" "Bet you're tired of standing around, aren't you?" "See tires!" "I thought it apropos." "You know, this being the grand prix and all." "Wait till you see my new lair." "Not too shabby." "Hey, norm, I'm back!" "Look what I found!" "Metal teeth!" "(scoffs) you've always had metal teeth, norm." "Yes, but these are sharp." "What does that matter?" "You can't open your mouth." "Here, grab perry the platypus." "Isn't this place fabulous?" "I found it through an international lair exchange website." "It's even got its own rocket." "You know, I think I might've gotten the better end of this deal." "(groans)" "Uh, anyway, you're gonna love it!" "I was so impressed, I commissioned a whole new jingle!" "♪ doofenshmirtz' swanky new evil lair!" "Yeah, it's swanky!" "♪ it's an even swap" "♪ a variation on a timeshare" "♪ he can use the kitchen and the hallway closet" "♪ don't touch the rocket" "♪ or you'll lose your deposit" "♪ it's an old school evil hideout vacation swap" "♪ it's an elegant lair with spectacular views" "♪ but the carpets are white so please take off your shoes" "♪ the wiring is new" "♪ so you won't blow an electrical fuse" "♪ it's a swanky new evil hideout vacation" "♪ an old school evil hideout vacation" "♪ yes, it's doofenshmirtz's evil hideout vacation swap" "Yeah, look at these swanky moves!" "♪ vacation swap ♪" "Thanks, cheryl." "My real estate agent." "So, my evil plan." "As you may know, the montevillebad grand prix" "Is a goodwill event, with all the prize money awarded" "To the winner's favorite charity." "So I entered the race for my favorite charity," "Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated, namely me." "I'm the doofenshmirtz in doofenshmirtz evil... (stutters) you get it." "And check it out!" "I re-engineered my buhmshlaka 320i to meet the grand prix specs." "I also added some extras that should take care of, like, 99% of the playing field." "There's still that 1%, paolo vanderbeek." "But, uh, I got something else to take care of him." "Behold!" "My I-don't-care-inator!" "It's not that I don't care, it creates apathy in whoever it hits." "It's a little esoteric," "I know, but trust me, it'll work." "I'll just zap paolo with this baby," "And suddenly he won't care about anything, and, uh," "Least of all racing." "I'll turn the "king of care"" "Into the "king of I couldn't care less."" "Which will pave the way for me to win the race" "And the prize money for my favorite charity," "Which I think I said before is me." "Now, before I go, lest you try to escape," "I'll show you one more feature of this place." "Look, it's got its own shark tank!" "(chuckling)" "Okay, then, I'm off to the races." "Literally." "Hasta la pasta, baby." "Adrian:" "Welcome back, racing fans, to the montevillebad grand prix!" "And the teams are making the final preparations before the start of the race." "Including our favorite, paolo vanderbeek." "Nigel:" "Just look at the amazing amount of care and attention" "He pays to his fans and his car." "Listen to those fans, paolo!" "They love you." "(grunting) eh, who cares?" "Adrian:" "What's this?" "Paolo is walking away from the pit." "Nigel:" "And the race!" "(chuckling) what a shot!" "Norm, set me down next to the registration booth" "And you go get the car ready." "Roger, wilco, sir." "(all screaming)" "Adrian:" "Wait a second, there seems to be a last minute entry." "A heinz doofen..." "Doofen... (mumbles) I'm hopeless with drusselsteinian names." "Hand that over, mate." "Let's see." "Dorkenshmitz?" "Doofen..." "Doofenshmun..." "Doofenshmuntz?" "No, that's utterly ridiculous." "Adrian:" "Whatever his name is, he's no vanderbeek, that's for sure." "Nigel:" "There's the flag." "And they're off!" "Monogram:" "Psst!" "Agent p, over here." "Doof has shot vanderbeek with some kinda..." "Oh, right, he probably monologued his scheme to you already." "Anyhow, we need you to take vanderbeek's place in the race." "Get that inator and get back here" "To reverse its effects so vanderbeek can finish the race" "And defeat doofenshmirtz." "Carl has been trying to convince vanderbeek to get back in the race" "Using his sophisticated powers of persuasion." "Come on, pretty please?" "Pretty please with a cherry on top?" "I'll be your best friend." "Yeah, you better get going, agent p." "You can use the disguise setting on your olson martin." "Wow!" "The resemblance is uncanny." "Good luck, agent p." "Nigel:" "What's this?" "Hello!" "It looks like paolo vanderbeek is back in the race!" "Wow, this isn't nearly as lame as I thought." "That's why our couch cushions are worn so unevenly," "Because we're always on the edge of our seats." "Doofenshmirtz:" "Let's see if I can rub this guy the wrong way." "(chuckling)" "Nice bumpin' into ya." "Or maybe it's time to use a little elbow grease." "(tires squealing)" "All right, smoke 'em if you got 'em." "Nigel:" "Approaching the phillips head turn, millimetrically perfect!" "Adrian:" "Or .04 inches perfect for backward people" "Who don't use the metric system." "Nigel:" "Dumpendork is gonna have his work cut out for him" "If he wants to stay in the lead." "Uh, paolo vanderbeek!" "He's back?" "Eh, looks like I'm gonna have to throw the works at him." "There ya go." "Nigel:" "I say, that is an unprecedented amount of" "Contact shunts and shenanigans." "Adrian:" "Shenanigans?" "Ian:" "You don't think there's some sort of foul play afoot?" "In grand prix racing?" "Don't be ridiculous!" "That kind of thing only happens in cartoons." "Looks like somebody needs another shot of the I-don't-care-inator!" "Doofenshmirtz:" "Oh!" "That's mine!" "Adrian:" "And that last contact has put doofen... (stammers) spinning across the course." "Nigel:" "And vanderbeek is pulling into the pits." "What is wrong?" "Come on, what are you, chicken?" "(squawking)" "Good work, agent p!" "Now we just need you to..." "Oh, okay, yeah, you got that covered too." "Bocce balls!" "I cannot disappoint my fans!" "Ian:" "Doifenshmoitz has got himself going again" "With the help of an extremely large metal pit crew member." "This is without a doubt the weirdest race I've ever seen." "Grazie tanto, little beaver duck guy!" "Ian:" "And paolo is back on the course." "Adrian:" "He'll have to really put his foot in" "If he wants to catch doofenshmintz by the end of the race." "(chuckling)" "Not to make excuses, but sometimes it's okay to be a little bit tacky." "Oh, maybe the tacks are supposed to be in the back." "Adrian:" "Dirkensplurtz has run himself off the course completely!" "(speaking french)" "Nigel:" "And vanderbeek pushes past, just in time to seize the checkered flag!" "Well done!" "All:" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "What an exciting finish!" "Go, paolo!" "That was awesome!" "Huh, I guess they're not doing anything today." "I am going to the mall and picking up a pleather jumpsuit." "Okay, did I win?" "Oh, wait, no!" "Oh, curse you, paolo vanderbeek!" "You know, that just doesn't roll off the tongue" "The way perry the platypus, perry the platypus, perry the platypus." "And on that bombshell, we bid farewell from glamorous montevillebad." "♪ doofenshmirtz' swanky new evil lair!" "Yeah, it's swanky!" "♪ it's an even swap a variation on a timeshare" "♪ you can use the kitchen and the hallway closet" "♪ don't touch the rocket" "♪ or you'll lose your deposit" "♪ it's an old school evil hideout vacation swap ♪"