"Latin lover narrator:" "Hey,youguys." "Welcomeback." "Whenjanewasyoung," "Hergrandmothertaughther" "Toprotectherflower." "Andso,janewaited." "Whichwasn'talwayseasy." "This was jane's fiancé michael." "He'sa detective." "Theirlifewasperfectly ontrackuntil..." "Oh, there you are, dr." "Alver." "Youhavean insemination insevenandapapineight." "I got it." "Latin lover narrator:" "Shedoesnot"gotit."" "Are you ready for your insemination?" "Hi, yes!" "I artificially inseminated the wrong woman." "Latin lover narrator:" "Andthefathertobe?" "Rafaelsolano,therichowner ofthemarbellahotel." "See,rafaelhadcancer" "Soitwashis verylast sperm sample..." "Orso he thought." "Butguesswhathappened?" "Janeandrafael, theyfellin love." "So, jane broke up with michael." "And rafael broke up with petra." "Untilrafaelstartedspiraling andbrokeup withjane..." "Whichfortherecord, hereallyregrets." "Alsofullof regrets?" "Petra." "See,sheowns partofrafael'shotel," "Butshedoesn'thave the one thing she really wants." "Rafael." "So,whenthishappened..." "Diane:" "Your husband's sperm sample" "Was split into two vials." "One was misplaced." "We just found it." "...Shenaturallytookit herself." "Iknow,straightout  ofa telenovela,right?" "Well,imaginethis" "Jane'sfatherwas internationaltelenovelastar" "Rogeliodela vega." "Andhereconnected withhermotherxiomara." "And remember detective michael?" "Well,hewasonthehunt" "Forsinrostro, anotoriouscrimeboss" "Who ran a plastic surgery ring, changingcriminals'faces." "And sin rostro turned out to be rafael'sstepmotherrose." "Andshedisappearedand who  knowswhatshelookslike now?" "(whistling) Iknow,omg,right?" "Andspeakingof omg," "Janehadherbaby." "Abeautifulboynamedmateo," "Andthen,thishappened..." "Bye, mateo." "(whistling)" "Which,I 'mafraid, iswherewe leftoff ." "(tires squealing)" "Togivesomecontext," "Lastnight'sepisode ofthemiraclesofmariana" "Endedwithquite thefrighteningcliffhanger." "Jane:" "Yeah, but," "I just don't know if I can stomach all the ups and downs." "Then don't watch." "Of course I'm watching." "(theme song playing)" "Did you make me...?" "Turn it up, ma." "(shushes) (speaks spanish)" "Latin lover narrator:" "Janewouldthinkabout" "Thatthemesongbriefly whenshewastold" "Theworstnewsever." "Butthathasn'thappenedyet." "Yousee,we 'reonly..." "Jane:" "Definitely not that one." "Wait, what's wrong with this one?" "Well, he's got a hat on." "We got to send one out that shows his hair." "He's known for his hair." "He's known for his hair?" "Well, he will be when we" "Send out the birth announcement." "Hey, what are you two doing over there?" "Nothing." "I agree." "Justdiscussingtheirdrunken weddingnightin vegas." "Where's mateo?" "Matelio." "How long's the hearing test take anyway?" "He's only been gone nine minutes." "You timed it?" "We're on a nursing schedule." "You have to keep track." "When he eats, which boob," "How long?" "Mom, it's helpful." "Hey, there." "Hi." "I'm here to take mateo for his hearing test." "Oh, another nurse took him." "Really?" "Who?" "Helen, her name was." "There's no nurse in maternity named helen." "Itshouldbe noted thatmomentsbefore" "Gettingthecallthat wouldchangeeverything," "Michaelwasfeeling..." "Well,I 'llbehonest" "Alittleblue." "You okay, buddy?" "Oh, yeah." "Just, uh, I don't know," "A little blue." "(chuckles)" "Yeah." "Me, too." "I got passed over for a promotion." "Again." "Ah, that sucks." "My ex-fiancée was, uh, accidentally" "Artificially inseminated with the sperm" "Of this rich hotel owner, who she just happened" "To have a crush on in high school." "And they had their baby tonight, so..." "Wow." "You win." "(cell phone rings)" "Hello." "Rose:" "Hello, detective cordero." "Rose?" "Or sin rostro." "(chuckles):" "I always did love a good play on words." "Why are you calling?" "Because I have something you want." "I want answers!" "That's what I want!" "Where is our son?" "!" "We don't know." "The baby's not in the hospital." "And I've just got word that surveillance tapes" "Show the woman, the one jane described..." "According to his chart, he hasn't had his hearing test." "Oh, it was a full house earlier." "I'm sorry." "No problem." "I'll take him." "...She's on surveillance leaving the building." "We'vecalledthepolice" "Andwe'veissued anamberalert." "Rogelio:" "I'll retweet it." "Xiomara:" "Jane, honey?" "Latin lover narrator:" "Whichbringsus herenow ," "TothatmomentImentioned," "Whenjanewished fora themesong." "Somethingtotellher  itwouldbe allright." "Buttherewasn'tathemesong." "Therewasonly... (cell phone ringing)" "Michael?" "Hey." "Michael, someone took him." "Someone took mateo." "Jane, I-I need you to listen to me for a second." "Are you listening?" "What is happening?" "Jane, listen, I need you to clear out the room." "I know who has mateo and I know how to get him back." "(gasping)" "Wait, rose?" "I don't understand." "What does she want?" "Rose:" "Let's call it a trade." "I had a dragonfly broach." "Luisatookit  whenwelastsaw eachother." "(moaning)" "And it was of real value." "Apparently, it was logged into evidence at your police station." "Get it out and I'll give you mateo." "Rafael:" "Do the police even do that?" "Do they make trades?" "It doesn't matter." "This can't be official." "She said just me." "What?" "!" "Look, following her instructions" "Is the quickest, safest way to get mateo back." "And that is all I want." "You know that's all I want." "I trust him, please." "Fine, but I am going with you." "Okay." "Me, too!" "Wait, what?" "No, you just gave birth." "Yeah, exactly." "I'm his mother." "And I have to feed him in 92 minutes." "So I'm not gonna just sit here and wait." "I'm going." "End of story." "(theme song playing)" "I'm just gonna need a hand out of bed." "Grab those wipes." "And-and grab that burp cloth." "Oh, and I need pants." "Hey, can you grab me that bag of, um," "Adult diapers?" "All right, let's go!" "(groaning)" "81 minutes;" "mateo has to eat in 81 minutes." "Just answer me-- did you take the pin?" "You don't have it?" "You're not gonna get in trouble." "Did you take the pin?" "We'll be right there." "Wait, where are we going?" "Who has it?" "Your sister." "Luisa?" "!" "(gasps)" "Latin lover narrator:" "No,notluisa!" "Rafael:" "Luisa, calm down." "Ah,whoam Ikidding?" "Where is the pin?" "I w-went to get it" "And..." "What's that, babe?" "Oh, nothing." "The police just wanted" "Something to do with rose." "Your ex-girlfriend?" "Um, it's some, like, evidence thing." "You kept a box of her stuff?" "No!" "Okay, yeah, but..." "They-they were just cataloging so much," "I didn't think that they would miss it." "You saved things from your" "Psychopath ex-girlfriend?" "!" "Okay, first of all, she's not a psychopath." "She's a sociopath." "Oh, my god!" "You're still hung up on her!" "No, juicy, I swear, I'm not." "I'm really not." "Will you just please give that back?" "No!" "No friggin' way!" "Juicy!" "Juicy!" "No!" "Wait!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "(moaning)" "Oh!" "(jane sighs)" "Latin lover narrator:" "Go." "Go!" "(gasps)" "Guys, I got it!" "(grunts) come on!" "Hurry up and get out of the pool!" "Xiomara:" "She'llcall." "The minute jane has him, she'll call." "(phone chimes)" "(gasps)" "(sighs) just gloria estefan." "She wants to know if there's anything she can do." "Give me the baby." "Latin lover narrator:" "Ah,yes." "Youremembernadine,right?" "Do you at least understand now why I went to work for her?" "This, this is what she does, michael." "She makes it so that you can't say no." "(baby fusses)" "Give me mateo." "Where's the pin?" "Do you even want to know what's on the chip inside?" "No." "All of the faces sin rostro changed" "Crime bosses, drug lords." "It's a record of what they looked like before" "And what they look like now." "Still want to trade?" "Yes." "Huh." "Rose was right." "See, I wasn't so sure you would do it." "Oh, my god." "Oh!" "Go!" "Run!" "Latin lover narrator:" "Andso,rafaelran ." "(baby fussing) andthen,eventhough" "Sheshouldn'thavebeen physicallyableto ," "Janeran,too." "Well,we'llcallitrunning, thatthingshe'sdoing." "Thepointis janemadeit toherson." "Oh, you're okay." "You're okay." "Mommy's here." "Aww,andtheyall lived" "Happilyeverafter." "Well,exceptforjane." "Andrafaelandmichael." "Andthingsarereally screwedupwithluisa," "Andxoandro, and don 't getmestartedonpetra." "Anyway,let'sjustenjoy thismoment." "Becauseitwon'tlast." "It's okay." "Latin lover narrator:" "Andso," "Mateoglorianorogelio solanovillanueva" "Hadquiteadramatic firstnight," "Causingenoughworry fora lifetime." "So he was gone 142 minutes..." "Afacthismother wouldremindhim" "When,at16 ," "Hewasnearlytwo hourslate  forhiscurfew." "...Which is only 20 minutes from when I would have fed him." "Butthat'sthedistantfuture." "Rightnow,janejustwanted toheartwolittlewords." "He looks great." "He'sfine." "Oh!" "That'swhatIwas thinking," "But" helooksgreat" works,too." "I'm sorry, I'm just so happy." "Doctor:" "So let's get him on the scale, huh?" "Okay." "(squeals)" "Okay, looks like" "He's six pounds and nine ounces." "Wait, what?" "He was seven pounds when he was born." "Why would he lose weight?" "Well, it can actually take babies" "Up to two weeks to get back up to their birth weight," "Which is why I'm not too concerned." "Oh, you can get him now." "Okay, so you're not tooconcerned." "Does that mean that you're a little concerned?" "Latin lover narrator:" "Observejane" "Tryingnotto panic." "Well, that's about ten percent already," "So it's at the outer limits of normal," "But you're nursing." "So it's likely your milk just hasn't come in." "Should we get him a bottle, maybe?" "No, I really want nursing to work." "No, I just mean in the meantime." "Bottles can get in the way." "It's a supply and demand thing." "The more the baby eats, the more she makes." "Look who was paying attention in lactation class." "Oh,right," "Theonehe wastoo busy tocometo ." "There could also be nipple confusion." "Mom, now you're just showing off." "Observerafael tryingtopretendheknows" "Whatnippleconfusionis." "It means that mateo can get confused" "Between the bottle and the breast" "And the concern is that he would prefer the bottle." "Justtryto contribute something,man." "Not if he's my son." "Ooh,notthat." "So, how's the nursing been going?" "I thought okay," "Just short." "He falls asleep pretty quickly." "Oh, you have to nip that in the bud." "Wake him up, wet washcloth" "To his cheeks and his feet." "Got it." "Is there anything else that you can think of off hand?" "Maybe we can take another class together." "Mom, you were rolling your eyes the entire class." "No, not the whole time." "Let's go." "I'm in." "Sounds like a plan." "Let's weigh mateo again" "In the next few days and see where he's at, okay?" "Okay." "But you're okay." "Armstrong:" "Youknow,it 'sadamnmiracle." "A woman changing her mind," "Leaving the baby at a church like that." "Yeah, no kidding." "Anyway, I got to head out." "Yeah, one last thing." "Nadine hanson's tracker was disabled last night." "One last thing," "Tell nadine to toss her cell." "Can't help wondering if someone tipped her off" "On our side." "What are you implying?" "You were partners." "I have to ask." "I'm the one who planted that tracker." "You know how important catching sin rostro is to me." "Latin lover narrator:" "Thiswastrue," "Secondonlyto ..." "Go home, shower." "I'm just gonna go feed him." "And sleep." "She needs to sleep." "Look, we've got to try" "To get back to normal, right?" "Yeah, right." "Butitdidn'tfeelright." "Mr. Solano." "Hi." "Didn't expect to see you here so soon." "I'm not really here, scott." "Just wrapping up some loose ends." "You know, petra's taking care of that meeting with the bank." "Gotcha." "So should I just wake her, then, or...?" "What?" "Ah,yes,petra." "Petra." "Petra?" "Latin lover narrator:" "Youknowwhat?" "It'sbeenawhile sincewelastsaw petra." "Ishouldcatchyou up." "Lastnight,afterstealing herex-husband'ssperm," "Petradidwhatany  reasonablepersonwoulddo." "Shedrunkdialedher mother." "Afterbeinghungupon threetimes" "Bythenorthmiami-dade women's correction institution," "Petradecidedto make apro-conlist." "Well,therewasjusttheone." "Uh-oh." "Beergoggles." "Rafael:" "Come on, baby," "You know you want me." "Petra!" "(sighs)" "What is this?" "Rafael, wait..." "You and luisa" "Have a meeting with the bank in an hour." "Obviously, I don't want my sister to talk..." "Have you been drinking?" "It's been an emotional night." "(clears throat)" "How's your son?" "He's..." "Great." "Great." "I have the meeting under control, okay?" "Anything else?" "No." "Thank you, petra." "I'llsaythis." "Thegirl'sgotspunk." "Hey." "Why aren't you sleeping?" "I'm not tired." "What if I hold him?" "You think you'll be able to sleep then?" "Yeah." "Mmm." "I'm not tired, ma." "Ah." "(cries)" "(whispers):" "Miamor." "(sighs)" "It's over, right, mom?" "Yes." "It's over." "Totally over." "Andsojaneclosedhereyes," "Andforthefirsttime  sincegivingbirth," "Sheslept." "Foreightandahalf minutes." "(distant clamoring)" "Do you hear that?" "I think I know that sound." "(gasps)" "(indistinct clamoring)" "Whoa... (clamoring continues)" "Okay,somaybe it'snottotallyover." "(clamoring) rogelio:" "Idon'tunderstand." "How did this happen?" "Reporter (on tv):" "It all began" "When international telenovela star" "Rogelio de la vega retweeted an amber alert" "That his grandchild was kidnapped." "He then tweeted the baby's safe return." "From there, the story got really #crazy." "See, when you google the name jane villanueva, this comes up." "Oh, no." "Couldthisbe  amodern-daymiracle?" "No!" "Yes." "She was a teacher in our school." "And you exploited me!" "And we believed in her." "Especially when things started happening." "Things?" "What things?" "I have no idea." "We tried to get pregnant for seven years." "I'm not sure." "And then I hugged jane." "No..." "We're due in three months." "Ever heard of a coincidence, lady?" "Abuela!" "(growls)" "Reporter:" "And it gets stranger." "Apparently, jane went into labor" "On the 125 bus line." "Let's meet the woman who assisted her," "The angel, gabriel." "It's gabrielle." "All right." "Can you tell us anything about this miraculous ride?" "I don't know if it was miraculous." "Yes, exactly." "Thank you, gabriel." "Gabrielle!" "Reporter:" "But some might disagree." "I actually saw the baby." "What the hell?" "It should say "slutty crystal."" "Mymistake." "I was coming out of my car this morning..." "Translation:" "She was having sweaty car sex" "So her mom wouldn't know she was back with dumbass donny." "And jane was holding the baby," "And, I swear, he had this..." "Glow." "Okay, okay, enough, enough!" "(sighs) what am I gonna do?" "Jane, I've been dealing with the press for many years." "Let me help." "Okay." "But first," "Do you want to shut it down or do a tour" "Of the morning shows and turn this into a book deal?" "Dad, I want to shut it down." "That's what I assumed." "So we should release a straightforward statement," "Emphasizing the fact that this was a medical mistake." "(clamoring intensifies)" "Oh,good." "Rafael'sright ontimeforlactationclass." "Man:" "Are you the father?" "!" "What the hell is going on?" "It's crazy." "Oh!" "Oh, my god." "Logan just said we were on tv!" "Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, hi, jane." "How are you?" "Selfie!" "#babymateo, #miracle, #secondcoming." "You have three tags trending" "It's outrageous." "Rogelio:" "Girls!" "Stop it!" "Enough!" "Stop it, stop it, stop it, girls, stop it." "Okay, come in." "I don't even know how I'll get out of here to go to the class." "I mean, they'll probably follow us." "Rogelio:" "They will definitely follow you." "But don't worry." "I know how to evade the paparazzi." "Latin lover narrator:" "And to give him credit, he did." "Whichbringsus here." "Hey, jane." "What's going on?" "Well, uh, mateo falls asleep when he's nursing." "And he just lost so much weight in the first day." "Exactly like mine." "It was an issue with her latch." "Move into the sun a little bit." "Indirect sunlight is good for them in the first days." "Oh, okay." "Thank you so much." "I was also wondering" "Does, um, trauma affect milk supply?" "Definitely." "Milk can come in later for mommies who've had c-sections." "Howaboutmommies who'vehadkidnappings?" "Don't worry." "We'll figure it out." "Now, let me see your breasts." "Hmm." "We're not shy here." "Oh, no, me neither." "Okay..." "Then..." "Oh, okay." "Yeah." "Huh." "We'll fix it." "Pick up the baby, and when he opens wide," "I'm gonna stuff your breast into his mouth" "Like a hamburger, okay?" "Uh,let'sgiveher  someprivacy." "Rafael:" "Thanks again for the police escort." "Oh, no problem." "I think that's what rogelio thinks I do all day" "Is drive around celebrities." "(chuckles)" "Actually, I'm gonna wait in the car." "Hey, can I..." "Can I ask you something?" "Youknowwhat?" "I'mgonnabustinhere  andtranslateformichael." "Sure." "How did you deal with how close they all are?" "You know, the villanueva women." "Meaning?" "I could just kind of use some advice." "Oh, wow." "It's just I'm having a hard time finding" "That moment to assert myself." "With the baby, you know?" "I mean, it's my kid, too." "And I'm kind of feeling like it's hard to get in there." "You know?" "Okay,a quickrundown ofmichael'soptions." "Andhechose..." "Any other option, seriously." "I mean, if she would have just chosen any other option..." "I'm sorry." "(scoffs)" "Are you actually blaming the banker" "For your behavior at the meeting?" "So can we get you something to drink?" "Just a juice." "Juice." "Juicy." "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble with my girlfriend." "Okay, we're done here." "Now,onto importantstuff." "Thesperm." "Scott?" "Scott:" "Yeah?" "I had a little shopping bag-- small, blue." "Oh, yeah, the baby present." "I put it up in mr." "Solano's penthouse for you." "Ibelievethewords you'relookingforare ," ""oh,crap."" "Latin lover narrator:" "Ah,yes." "You'llrecall,we leftpetra" "Onthehunt fora metalliccanister" "Filledwithherex-husband's lastsemensample." "Hello?" "Hmm,wherecoulditbe?" "Ooh,thebabynursery." "(baby crying)" "What's wrong?" "You just ate, and we straightened out the latch." "Michael:" "Well, there's still about 25 people out there." "They know if they step on this property," "I arrest them for trespassing." "(men chanting)" "What is that?" "Got to be kidding me." "Rogelio:" "They will go away." "Eventually." "Latin lover narrator:" "Thingsdo,afterall ," "Goaway." "A cupcake?" "I had the ob write down the sex." "So blue inside, it's a boy." "Pink, it's a girl." "Really?" "Yeah, it's cheesy, okay?" "I know, I'm hormonal, so I..." "Hey." "I love it." "Ready?" "Yeah." "Does that look like blue or pink to you?" "It looks..." "Purple." "Purple." "(laughing)" "Great." "Latin lover narrator:" "Hurryup,petra." "Wait, why am I rooting for her?" "(elevator bell dings)" "(shouts)" "Petra." "What are you doing here?" "I'm looking for you, actually." "Well,partof you,anyway." "To tell you that your sister was a disaster in the meeting." "She cried." "My purse, please." "Luisa:" "Hey, raf." "You cried?" "Seriously?" "I needed that loan so I could afford to buy petra out." "You knew that." "You knew I've been doing everything" "To try to get her on my side." "Flirting even." "But you are so selfish that you don't..." "Look, I'm sorry." "You know what?" "I don't even know why I'm surprised anymore." "(sighs heavily)" "Hey." "You okay?" "You know me so well." "Yeah, plus you were sighing pretty loud, so..." "I did this." "I brought the paparazzi upon her, michael." "If I hadn't retweeted that amber alert..." "I never thought I'd feel" "Anything but #blessed to be famous." "But now I'm feeling #cursed." "From my standpoint..." "Asresidentvillanuevaexpert?" "...As a cop, you did everything right." "Nine out of ten times," "That amber alert would have really helped us out." "But I just feel so impotent, michael." "Not in a sexual way, but in a paternal way." "Yeah, yeah." "That kind of makes sense, you know?" "Is it like-- jane's going through so much," "You just don't know how to help her?" "Exactly." "In the last 24 hours," "I have ruined multiple celebrity friendships" "By tweeting their dirty secrets" "In an effort to distract the press." "It has not worked." "You know what, no more tweeting." "'cause tweeting is not gonna help jane right now." "So think smaller." "Less celebrity stuff, more grandfather... (groans)" "Abuelo." "Do you have a name in mind?" "Papa." "Nice, ambiguous." "Nice." "Okay, so think papa stuff." "Oh, okay." "Okay." "All right, okay." "Xiomara:" "He's eating again?" "Yeah, he must not have gotten enough." "Why don't we just give him one bottle?" "No, I don't want to." "But, baby, you're exhausted." "You haven't slept in 48 hours." "I'm his mom." "I have to stay strong." "Mothers don't always have to be strong." "Hon." "I'm sorry." "Just think I'm a little overwhelmed." "And I'd be okay, if I knew it was working," "But he just keeps crying, like he's hungry." "Look, I get all the great reasons to nurse," "But if it isn't working..." "But I have to make it work." "It can't be my trauma getting in the way." "Why?" "Because what happened is my fault." "I mean, my maternal instincts, where were they?" "I just gave him to the nurse." "Baby..." "She was wearing a uniform." "She said he needed a hearing test." "But I should've known." "And I didn't." "And I know it doesn't make sense," "But I just want to be able to do this for him." "I just want to be able to do this one good thing." "Latin lover narrator:" "Andeventhoughxoagreed," "Itreallydidn't makeanysense," "Shetoowantedtodosomething goodforherchild." "How can I help?" "When he opens his mouth," "Will you stuff my boob in it like it's a hamburger?" "Honey, I am all over it." "Anditshouldbenoted, shewas." "(baby crying) andthenshewas again." "And..." "Stuff." "Andyet..." "Again." "And stuff." "Rafael:" "Iseverythingokay?" "We don't know." "He's nursing every 30 minutes." "I must be doing something wrong." "Maybe he's cluster feeding." "Whichbringsus back,here." "Comeon, didyoudoubtmichael?" "He'sa mensch." "Get a book and read it" "So you know what you're talking about." "Then wait for the right moment," "When she doesn't know and her mom doesn't know," "And even abuela is stumped," "That's when you come in with the save." "Cluster feeding." "Uh, it's like when a baby eats" "And eats before the mature milk comes in." "I read it here." "My milk is coming in." "Oh, my god, my milk is coming in!" "(laughing) your milk is coming in!" "Nice work." "Yes." "Family fist bump." "Family fist bump." "Look who's cluster feeding?" "Yeah?" "And pooping." "Latin lover narrator:" "Papatime." "I insist on changing his diaper." "I just need someone to tell me exactly how to do it." "I'll help." "Thanks, dad." "Oh..." "His first smile." "Oh,howsweet..." "Thewaythatnoneofthem toldhimit wasjustgas." "Okay, so I should take off." "Uh, wait." "I just wanted to thank you." "You know, for your advice earlier." "Aw,he'samensch,too." "No problem." "What advise?" "I was just having a little trouble" "Figuring out my place, you know, with your family." "Oh?" "It's just, you guys are all so close, you know?" "No, I get that." "Rafael:" "And I know we are trying to get back" "To normal, but it's not normal what happened." "Yeah, you're right." "And plus, we didn't even" "Discuss what our normal would be and even if we did," "I don't know if it would count, because" "How do you know how you feel unless you're here?" "How do you feel?" "Like I don't want to be away from mateo." "So, do you want to stay over?" "Like, for..." "Like the first couple weeks?" "Wow." "I was angling for, like, a 6:00 a.M. In, 11:00 p.M. Out." "What?" "Yes." "Great." "Great." "Dude,optionstwoand three" "Werejustsittingthere." "(phone swooshes)" "Oh, I, uh, still have rogelio's phone." "What?" "Someone tweeted a photo." "Oh, god, of mateo?" "Woman:" "Move into the sun a little bit." "Indirect sunlight is good for them in the first days." "Latin lover narrator:" "Let it be known that any doubts abouthermaternalinstincts" "Shatteredatthismoment, andjanehadone thought" "Andonethoughtonly." "Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, jane, where are you going?" "To shut this down." "Wait, how?" "I have no idea." "(crowd clamoring)" "Andthat'swhenithither" "Abeamof divineinspiration." "Okay,honestly,thebeam wasjustareflection" "Comingoff sluttycrystal'scompact," "Butwasthatjustluck  ordivineprovidence?" "Well,that'sfortheologians todebate." "Butthefactremainedthat  ifhermakeupwasn'tsmudged" "Fromsweatycarsex ," "Crystalwouldn't havehadto fixit." "Andthelight wouldn'thaveshown," "Providingtheanswer tojane'sproblem." "Jane, hello." "Sister margaret?" "Here's the thing." "I didn't want to come out here before, 'cause the truth is" "I've had sex." "A lot." "In cars even." "I just didn't want my grandma to know, but with all this," "I decided to tell her the truth." "So, now I'm telling you." "I don't believe you." "Well, it's true." "And regardless," "Do you want to be involved" "In a public debate about my virginity?" "I mean, doesn't that sound archaic?" "What?" "Oh, my god!" "I'm leaking milk!" "Actually leaking!" "You want to see a miracle?" "This is a friggin' miracle!" "(whoops) look at this!" "Look at this!" "Petra:" "It'sreallyover." "And I don't want it to be." "And I, I just, I feel like..." "I don't know, I think, I think" "Maybe I just feel a little lonely." "You know?" "I am so sorry, sweetheart," "That things are so difficult for you." "Mm, that's life." "At times, you have to let go of the peoples you love." "Now, do the reasonable thing." "Sell rafael's sperm back to him." "I'm not selling it, mother." "Your choice." "Just move on." "Latin lover narrator:" "Whichfortherecord," "Shewastryingtodowhen..." "Hey, I want to schedule" "A makeup meeting with the bankers." "My brother's mad at me and I just..." "You okay?" "Please, stop pretending to my friend, luisa." "I heard you" "The other night talking to rafael, okay?" "I mean, I feel a little bad" "About manipulating petra," "But I have a family now" "With jane." "And you walked away?" "Yes, of course, I walked away." "Andwasit divineprovidence thatthesetwo" "Metatthismoment..." "Then you missed raf saying how he had no choice." "Jane insisted." "...Whenluisawasdetermined tofindsomeway" "Tohelpherbrother withhispetrasituation." "And then, I asked him, point blank" "If all things were even who he wished he was with." "What did he say?" "Wellagain,that'sfor  theologianstodebate." "Butthefactremains" "Thefollowingevents didexactlytranspire." "He got mad at me, actually." "Because if I hadn't screwed up in the first place," "Then none of this would be happening, which..." "It's true." "I mean, that should have been your baby." "Thank you." "What?" "The baker says it's a boy!" "It's a boy?" "It's a boy." "It's a boy?" "!" "(laughing)" "You're right." "It should have been my baby." "Tobefair:" "Luisadidn 'tknow  petrahadrafael'ssperm." "There's still a chance with you and raf." "I swear." "Andsoit was" "Thatafter aquickgooglesearch," "Andsomepointers fromfertilitygoddess1345... (doorbell rings)" "A sandwich and the extra turkey baster?" "Perfect." "Thank you." "...Petradecideth..." "Togoforit." "¶ ¶" "Doctor:" "Okay, it looks like mateo is..." "Seven pounds and two ounces." "What?" "!" "That's better than before." "(laughing)" "We hug now, right?" "Yes." "(sighs)" "And I'm impressed." "Good job." "(happy squeal) go-go tell your mom." "Okay." "Better than before?" "Yes!" "Okay, I'm going back in." "(laughs) (panting)" "(sighs, panting)" "Yeah, I think I'm just overwhelmed." "Mm." "(sighs)" "I've just been so worried about her." "So..." "I think there's something" "I should tell you and jane..." "Now that everything's okay." "By the power vested in me by the state of nevada" "And the goddess cher, who is with us here in spirit," "I now pronounce you man and wife." "(applause and cheering)" "You got married?" "By a cher impersonator?" "Latin lover narrator:" "¶oh,if theycould turnbacktime.¶" "It was obviously a mistake." "We're getting it annulled." "Abuela!" "Ma!" "(laughing) ¿qué?" "(laughter)" "Morning, boss." "It's not a good time, scott." "Oh, I'll be quick." "I just wanted to discuss the fact" "That you stole mr." "Solano's sperm?" "Latin lover narrator:" "Oh,petra." "Youthought yougotoffscot-free." "(smacks his lips)" "Home, huh?" "Just wanted to make sure" "There were no more crazy people around." "Mm-hmm." "You know, I haven't had a chance to say thank you." "For..." "I don't know." "Howdoyousay ..." "Foreverything?" "For everything." "Oh, of course." "You know..." "Anything." "Allinaday 'swork" "Forourvillanueva familyadvisor." "So, you know rafael's staying over." "Oh, I know." "No, but, like, just as the baby's father." "Huh?" "Youdon'ttellthat  toanadvisor." "That was weird." "I don't even know why I'm telling you that." "Butmichaelknewexactlywhy." "No." "I just wanted to try some skin-to-skin contact." "What?" "Well, it helps babies bond with their dads." "It's, uh, chapter 12 in the book." "Oh, right." "Yeah." "Yeah, I read that." "It was a really cool chapter." "So I should probably go to sleep." "I have to be up in, um... 121 minutes." "(laughs) okay." "Good night." "Night." "(baby coos softly)" "This is a little weird." "Yeah, but it was always gonna be weird." "True." "And it's actually kind of..." "Regular weird." "Which is good?" "Yeah." "It's really good." "Andsoit was." "Fornow." "Oh,wait,Iforgotonething ." "(beeps)" "(speaking german)" "Latin lover narrator:" "Icouldreallyuse some" ""it's-going-to-be-okay" thememusicrightaboutnow." "Captioningsponsoredby  cbs" "Andtoyota." "Captioned by mediaaccessgroupatwgbh  access.Wgbh.Org"