"The Empress is arriving" "Quick... it's the Empress." "Long live the Empress!" "Please rise, Lords" "Thank you Empress" "Which story should we put on today?" "Civil order" "Then I must trouble you three to perform" "All has been prepared" "Put your costume on" "The weather is clement on the sixth of October" "Lord Sima is faithfully doing his duties" "Documenting the Emperor's 165th time false patrolling the town as a civilian" "Get ready!" "Good day Emperor!" "Please rise, Lord Sima" "Thank you Emperor" "So, Sima" "What role am I playing today?" "A businessman passing through the town" "And you?" "Your attendant" " Brother!" " Oh no!" "I'm here!" "No way!" "Isn't she learning meditation with the Withered Tree Monk?" " Oh-no" " Brother!" " She's coming" " Think of something" "Brother!" "Good morning afternoon evening" " It's alright" " Please Princess" "You may rise" "Brother, why didn't you ask me" "Why I greet you for the morning, afternoon and evening all at once?" "Well..." "You all say behind my back... that I talk too much" "So..." "I just said everything at once" "To reduce the number of times you need to hear me speak" " Do you think I'm clever?" " Let's take a walk around" "Sure" "Brother, am I really that annoying?" "If I am, you have to tell me" "You still have to tell me if I'm not" "I mean, you need to tell me" "Whether I am or not" "Or else I really wouldn't know" "Brother, why don't you say something?" "Why?" "Haven't I explained myself clearly enough?" "Do I need to say it again?" "Oh, by the way" "You haven't asked me" "Why I'm not with the Withered Tree Monk" "One day, he told me" "That when he met me, he finally realized" "His 50 years of meditation training is nothing" "Because I can talk till a withered tree sprout" "Why can a withered tree sprout?" "Why?" "And so will it flower too?" "Brother, tell me why" "Doctor!" "Doctor, why are you here?" "What are you doing here?" "Tell me" "Goodness!" "Lord Ning is arriving!" "Long live the Empress!" "Please rise" "Thank you, Empress" "I had a bit to drink last night and woke late" "You know my son" "Can still be immature in his ways" "He still needs to consult you in many matters" "Cue the thief!" "Your money bag is gone" "Thief..." "Thief..." "Thief!" "My things have been stolen!" "Thief!" "You idiot!" "Stop!" "Stop right there!" "Untie me, quickly" "Stupid thief!" "How dare you!" "Commit robbery in the middle of the day?" "It's a serious offense!" "What's it going to do with you?" "You... you're for real?" "So what, huh?" "You hit me so hard?" "With real kung-fu?" "It wasn't full strength" "No?" "Well it hurts!" "Look, your saliva" "What about it?" "Look at yourself" "Even though you're a thief" "As a doctor" "I have duty to cure you" "I'm all better!" "Thank you for saving my life, doctor" "I'm all better now" "Much better than I was" "Stop!" "It's too touching" "As a sheriff" "Catching thieves is my duty" "As for you, doctor" "Saving lives is your duty" "So if we all do our jobs right" "There wouldn't be injustice in the world!" "Emperor!" "All hail the Emperor!" "All hail the Emperor!" "Well done!" "As civilians" "We are only able to do what we're supposed to" "All because of" "The Emperor's diligent leadership" "We can live a stable and happy life" "All hail the Emperor!" "All hail the Emperor!" "Stop!" "Why is there music?" "And dancing?" "Emperor" "Music and dance are ways" "That the people thank the Emperor for his work" "It's not at all rehearsed" "Please understand, Emperor" "Really?" "Emperor" "Our country is at peace" "You bestow good things on people" "And answer their requests" "They have boundless love for you" "Which is why there is singing and dancing" "It is to express their respect for the Emperor" "Are you done?" "Commander Chen" "What kind of sheriff are you?" "Bashing up a petty thief" "Like that with such vengeance?" "Emperor, you know" "His head is like a metal helmet" "Swords simply cannot hurt him" "Oh?" "Really?" "Emperor" "If you find him injured in any way at all" "I'm willing to be punished" "Lying to the Emperor is a fatal crime" "Mind your words" "Look at this" "What is this?" "A nail" "You're dead" "Doctor, you shouldn't have much to laugh about" "What did you just do?" "I did the honorable deed" "Of saving a thief" "I applied two needles" "See, I saved him" "Isn't his body resistant to swords?" "Then how did your needles work?" "Obviously you're lying" "How dare you!" "Please Emperor, please!" "Today Commander Chen injured a thief" "Doctor Wang helped create a false story" "Which the diligent Emperor saw through" "Are you done?" "Yes" "It's your turn" "Re-enact the burglary scene" "Yes, Emperor" "Thief... thief..." "Thief!" "What do you two think of his acting?" "There's no heart in it" "It's too exaggerated and not in character" "What's worse is, you startled me" "Another crime!" "Emperor, it's my fault" "Guards!" "Lock them up and await my judgment" "Please forgive us, Emperor" "Emperor..." "Kill me if you wish but dare not insult me!" "The Emperor was blinded" "The loyal Lord Sima did not compromise" "He must die noble" "Emperor, you've abused your powers" "It's a sign that you'll let the country fall" "What are you still doing here?" "Get out, I'll lock you all away" "Mother" "Why you've to see me" "In such haste?" "It's about your marriage" "I haven't even left the palace" "Before your father died" "He created Civilian Street" "So that you could see the world" "And understand civilian life from the palace" "That's all child's play" "I want to get a taste of the real world" "Excuse my frankness" "Your safety is a matter of the state, Emperor" "You cannot just leave like that" "But isn't our country safe?" "Still acting like a child" "How can you be so immature about marriage?" "The princess is from Xingping" "You'll sure like her" "Since I can't joke around about marriage" "Then we must" "Be serious about this" "We'll need to meet first, then plan a while" "And tell the world," "Stop right there - we..." "Mother" "I'm not asking you to fight in war" "Don't worry" "The girl I'm introducing" "Is unique in both" "Looks and figure" "Mother..." "Annoucing Princess Xinping" "Annoucing Princess Xinping" "Emperor" "This princess is indeed a lady" "Uncle, don't joke around" "You know Mother's taste" "Emperor, look" "She's tall, slender and curvaceous" "You've really got yourself something" "Greetings, Emperor" " She is indeed a beauty" " A beauty..." "Like an angel" "Uncle, come" "Look" "This meat is tender" "Have some vegetables" "Look, Brother" "They look much too comfortable for prisoners" "They're having a feast" "All hail the Emperor!" "Changci" "Help me keep a watch outside" "What secret code should we use?" "Just clap" "Alright!" "Please forgive us, Emperor" "If you dare behave like this right under my nose" "Goodness knows" "What it's like out in the real world" "I'll give you two options" "One" "You will be beheaded tomorrow" "I will certainly choose the second then" "Emperor" "I've been practicing kungfu for over a decade" "Precisely because I don't want to die" "What about you Sima?" "Huh!" "Well it depends on the second option" "That is you take me" "On a real undercover civilian patrol" "We can't do that Emperor" "It's a drill, just want to know if the clap was loud enough" "What are you doing" "You're freaking me out" "Get lose!" "Please excuse my frankness" "But if leave like that" "It will affect the stability of the country" "It mustn't happen!" "I can't force you to come with me" "Emperor, I've always been loyal" "And followed your lead" "Protecting you unconditionally" "Commander Chen and Doctor Wang" "Both cowardly" "Shoeshiners who will betray their countries" "It's not truth!" "You're the betrayer indeed!" "Stop playing around!" "The most important thing now" "Is to get me out of the palace" "Emperor, it's all prepared" "This hole will lead you outside the palace" "You wanted to break out from the prison?" "It's Commander Chen's idea" "He made the hole with a punch" "Well done!" "I was encouraging him too" "Let the Emperor in" "Watch me!" "Emperor, could you come back out a little?" "Alright" "Please, Emperor" " Let's go" " Brother" "Brother, I want to go too" "No" "You know I talk too much" "Aren't you afraid I'll spill?" "Are you threatening me?" "You threatened me to get me in" "I'll threaten you to take me out" "Let's call it even" "Alright" "We'd better get out quick together" "Please, this way, Emperor" "Please" "In order to escape" "The Emperor" "Used filthy methods to leave palace" "Two shoeshining subjects" "Dared help the escape" "Shame on them" "We'll come back to pay our respects next year" "As the royal historian" "I must leave behind my fears" "To ensure that history" "Is complete" "Good!" "The honest royal historian" "Braves the escape from the palace" "Despite having had to lower himself to such levels" "Lord Ning" "The Horse Soldiers have hunted another chicken" "And the Sky Battlers got two wild rabbits" "It's too cruel, leave..." "Yes!" "In fact... the Lord loves animals" "But to train the soldiers" "He hid his pain and came hunting" "It's a shame the Emperor ran away" "Lord Ning" "Must think of other ways" "In order to keep the country in order" "Did you know" "If others overheard" "What you said just now" "They'd think that I'm a rebel" "Lord Ning" "Even the Emperor had to run away from this marriage" "Anything can happen" "I'm certain" "If you had the pleasure of meeting the Princess" "That you'd have run more quickly than the Emperor had" "She's unbelievably ugly" "I've been round the block a few times" "But I've never been so scared" "Even now" "My heartbeat is still irregular" "Lord Ning" "It seems the Emperor does deserve our sympathy" "Sympathy, indeed" "But plans need to be made" "Since that boy no longer wishes to be Emperor" "Then as his uncle, I shall take his place" "Hahaha" "It's easy for him to leave" "But for him to get back will be difficult" "Jiangnan" "Is really as pretty as a picture" "Complete with good looking girls" "Upon arriving in Jiangnan" "Mr. Em has only been concerned with having a good time" "Neglecting the sorrows of people" "In line with his hopeless nature" "Sima" "Are you documenting history" "Or just blackening my name?" "Em" "I'm just stating the facts" "I can't change white into black" "Or black into white" "Will you two" "Come and help me a little?" "I've been carrying this all alone" "From Beijing to Jiangnan" "Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?" "You're a kungfu master" "You're fit and healthy" "Stop pushing!" "Stop!" "If I get angry, one strike and I'll" "Bring down a whole mountain, right" "Shut up" "Sima, what are all these" "Young girls doing?" "Ah, Mr. Em..." "This is the world's oldest occupation" "They've distilled centuries of culture" "It's a great place for us scholars" "To gain inspiration" "Is that so?" "Yes, Mr. Em" "It's perfect for you to build your stamina" "It'll help you live longer" "Simply put, this is "Prostitution"" "Oh" "I'm leaving" "Wait!" "Wait for me!" "Wait" "Go for him" "Quick!" "Mr. Em, what are you doing?" "That's going overboard" "Painless tooth extraction?" "As a seasoned doctor" "I can only perform extractions that are less painful" "This guy says" "He can perform a painless one?" " You can try" " Try it" "You can really" "Do a painless tooth extraction?" "The whole town knows" "You have a tooth that needs to be extracted?" "I have a bad one here" "What colour string would you like?" "Black" "Just smell this powder and it won't hurt" "It didn't hurt, did it?" "My tooth didn't, but my face does!" "Not my business, you can go see another specialist" "Wen, your painting skills" "Have improved greatly" "I've been practicing for so many years" "At last there's a purpose for it" "Done" "Allow me to write a few words" "Let's get ready for work" "Go and take a look" "My turn" "Excuse me!" "What's this?" "It's a magic box" "A magic box?" "Whatever you put inside will disappear" " Fantastic!" " Excuse me..." "Em, you were so rude" "Leaving me all alone back there" "With those girls." "It wasn't fun at all" "What's going on here?" "Tell me now" "You can't leave me behind when you'd all the fun" "Tell me" "This box can make anything disappear" "Then it must have some kind of trap or hidden compartment" "Or simply a tunnel beneath it" "Or you have an assistant" "Right inside" "Since you're so curious" "Why don't you go take a look yourself?" "Go on, try it out" "Yes, go in" "I'm no coward" "So make me disappear" "Go!" "She's really gone!" "Give me 5 silvers and I can make him come back" "Oh, no no no!" "Here!" "Have these 50 silvers and make sure she won't be back" "That's it" "Let's go!" "How clever of you Mr. Em!" "Come... small bets can make your life better" "Large bets can do well to the country" "Come bet if you're free, you'll have prosperity" "Come bet if you're busy" "And you'll get a Britney" "We've seen a lot of hardship all the way" "At last we've reached this pleasant town in Jiangnan" "And why do you say so, Mr. Em?" "It's so easy to do business here" "Look" "Open!" "Pay up, pay up..." "What is it sir?" "It's called "Fish, Prawn, Crab"" "It's a form on gambling" "Bumpkin" "Quit talking, place your bets" "I want to try too" "My mother said, nine out of ten gambling games are frauds" "I'll just observe" "Give it a try" "Come on" "Hands off" " Gourd!" " All hands off deck now" " Prawn!" "Prawn..." " Hands off" "Open!" "I'll kill you" "Pay up..." " Pay up..." " Again!" "My mother said gambling is harmful" "In mild cases you lose some change" "In extreme cases you can lose a home" "Mr. Em, don't lose yourself" "You should play too" "I don't have any money" "Even if I did" "I won't engage in lowly activities like these" "How dare..." " Fish..." " Hands off" " Open" " Fish..." "Gourd again!" "Open!" "Fish again!" "Such bad luck!" "How could that be?" "It's been more than a dozen times!" "Pay up!" "Sir" "Why have you had such good luck?" "You've been winning every time" "It's not luck." "I can see" "See?" "See!" "Gee, who dropped their silvers?" "Thank you!" "I keep dropping money today" "Wow" "It just keeps dropping" "I'm putting everything down" "Quick, whatever you have" "I'll put my head down!" "Open!" "You all want me to go bankrupt?" "Bet a head, pay a head" "Stop!" "What?" "I'm going to bet too!" "Didn't you say you're broke?" "It's my retirement savings" "Didn't you say nine out of ten gambling games are frauds?" "This is the tenth" "Didn't you say it would harm people?" "If I didn't know the result it would be gambling" "Now that I do, it's an investment" "Open!" " Open!" " Money!" "Hands off" "Ha Ha Ha" "Open!" "Ha Ha Ha Three prawns" "Damn!" "We've lost everything" "What should we do?" "What are you all doing?" "Gambling in public?" "Stop right there!" "Run!" "Where is everyone?" "Why are we running?" "We're good people, it's not our fault" "We're just educating the locals" "So that they don't get cheated on" " Yes" " I almost forgot" "Excuse me, where are the victims?" "They ran away faster than we did, all gone now" "Yes, they ran really quickly" "As if we were con artists" "Need not look for them" "So it turns out they're the real con artists" "No wonder they had to run so quickly" "What does that mean?" "Why is there a jade seal?" "The Emperor?" "It's so light" "These guys even tried to impersonate the Emperor" "They are certainly con artists" "Indeed, Brother Tang" " Let's go for tea" " Hold on" "Come back" "Leave the valuables with us" "It's pretty heavy" "Let's go" "Let's go" "It's still a jade" "Zhu Zhi-shan!" "Who said that Zhu was here?" "Who said it?" "Who said it?" "Lucky I was bending down" "Zhu Zhi-shan!" "I don't think they can recognize my butt" "Don't think I can't recognize your butt!" "He dove into the river!" "Actually, why are we running?" "We're officials" "And you're the Emperor" " Oh yeah" " Damn straight" "Don't be silly" "It'd be over if our identities are exposed" "Yeah" "You're right" "I'm hungry now" "Let's look for a place to eat" "But we lost all our money" "I even lost my retirement savings" "Then how about the snacks in our luggage?" "Why are you holding that?" "Where are the snacks?" "You're useless" "Why are you carrying a pole but not the luggage?" "And you blame me?" "If only you'd helped with the pole" "Then I would have been able to..." "Why are you feeling me?" "Why are you even alive?" "Climb the chicken mountain and we'll get a big meal" "Get a what?" "A big meal!" "Excuse me, what big meal?" "The chicken mountain" "It's a big event on the Pauper Clan's calendar" "Yes, it only comes once a year" "It's when our stomachs are the fullest" "Let's go as well!" "Yes!" "You're going too?" "You're not part of the gang" "Climb the chicken mountain and we'll get a big meal" "It smells so good!" "I can't stand it anymore" "I must get that king of Chickens" "Sir, don't worry" "I'll help you up to get the chicken" "It's alright, I can do it myself" "I've been practicing kungfu since I was a kid" "I even invented Farmer's Three Punches" "It's unbeatable" "Even the royal guards aren't good enough" "No one can stop me" "Mr. Em, the guards..." "Were just afraid to fight back" "Are you saying that I'm actually no good?" "Of course" "No..." "Not!" "So you're looking down on my Farmer's Three Punches?" "No..." "Or looking down on me?" "I don't dare..." "I'm going up no matter what" "The decision is made." "Do not interfere" "Or else I'll have your entire family beheaded" "Commander Chen insulted the Emperor" "And leads to a threat for his entire extended family" "It's time!" "Don't!" "You'll have your whole family killed" "Doctor, give me a needle" " Needle!" " Yes!" "Hold on..." "Look" "Mountain Mover" "You'll kill your whole family" "So be it!" "If anything happens to Mr. Em" "We'll still die!" " Mountain Mover..." " Wait" "I have an idea" "Where's the Commander?" "A mysterious knight showed up" "Mr. Em is no longer in danger" "Thank you for saving my life" "Mountain..." "Mover...." "It turns out that the mysterious knight" "Was Commander Chen" "With a strategy planned by the Doctor" "Going against the Emperor's wishes" " Should cause their entire family's death" " You..." "It has nothing to do with the royal historian" "Yes it has!" "We need to save the Emperor" "Mr. Em!" "Mr. Em!" "Save him" "Use a sword to help move it" "You're dead meat" "Yang-ming" "Take it over there, thank you" "Come earlier next time" "Good" "Have some" "Phoenix is giving out noodles" "Eat" "Don't push, take it easy" "Thank you Phoenix" "It's hot, be careful" "Here's yours" "Thank you" " Here you are" " Thank you" " It's hot, be careful" " Thank you" "Thank you!" "Don't push, we still have enough" "Here Thank you..." "Take this" "And yours" "It must taste good" "Thanks, Phoenix you are so kind" "Here" "Take this" "That's all for today, please come back tomorrow" "I'm hungry" "We've finished for today" "You should come back tomorrow" "But I'm hungry" "We've really run out, look" "But I'm hungry, what should I do?" "He looks like he's crazy" "Phoenix be careful, it might be contagious" "I'm not crazy" "I'm just..." "My head hurts, and I can't really remember much" "Then what's your surname?" "Zhu" "Ridiculous!" "Zhu is a royal name" "I think he really is crazy" "You're even more scary than my mother" "I agree!" "Get back to work, you" "Well I'm hungry, so make me something to eat" "Why are you as stubborn as a bull?" "And you've got as much manners as a vegetable!" "I'm not a bull, nor a vegetable." "I'm a person" "I'll say it again" "We've finished giving out our noodles" "So go away!" "But I'm hungry, what should I do?" "Go and buy some food" "No money" "Go home to get some" "I don't know where home is" "Stop pretending and sod off!" "Why don't you just whip me up something?" "Phoenix said no, which means no" "Now stop causing trouble" "Pay some respect to Phoenix" "Go... off you go" " But I'm hungry!" " Stop making trouble" "Stop making trouble" "Here" "This is some leftover odds and ends, you can have it" "Thank you!" "You're not wearing much, take this" "Hey, what are you doing?" "I'm tugging the cloak" "Phoenix" "Even though you look vicious" "But I can tell that you're really kind" "And gentle too" "But can you add a couple of pieces of meat?" "Beef, lamb or pork will do, or even chicken" "Have you really lost your memory?" "I'm not sure" "I remember some things, but not others" "You don't look like a beggar" "I don't think I'm a beggar" "Alright" "You should stop saying your surname is Zhu" "Then what's my surname?" "I can just share your surname." "What's your?" "My family name is Lee" "Lee." "Now you can choose a name for me" "My brother's name is Jet, let's call you" "Bruce" "Bruce Lee..." " Great!" " Phoenix" "There's trouble at Treasure Shop" "Hurry!" "Open the door!" "The door's been locked from the inside" "Open the door!" "Sister, help me" "Jet!" "Who dares to mess with my Treasure Shop?" "Phoenix, I've heard you're a rational person" "I'm not here to make trouble" "I'm here to discuss" "Do you need weapons to discuss?" "Don't blame me" "It's your brother who stabbed me with a chopstick first" "Liar!" "He tried to kidnap me first, then I stabbed him" "Shut it!" "Would he come for you if you're innocent?" "Phoenix, you are rational indeed" "Hit the gong!" "Stop!" "Phoenix, thank you for the noodles" "Even though they were a bit bland" "It got better as I ate it" "You're so kind and willing to help others" "What can I do for you?" "Just put the bowl down and leave" "Here?" "That's fine" "Are you kidding me?" "Ah!" "You..." "You..." "He stabbed you, you stabbed him, that's fair" "Yes!" "But this bowl didn't do anything to you" "And you smashed it, that's not fair" "I've never believed in fairness!" "How dare you!" "Punish someone illegally in the middle of the day?" "Don't you have respect for the law?" "Kid, who are you anyway?" "I..." "I don't know who I am" "But Phoenix just gave me a new name" "I'm Bruce..." "Lee!" "Get him!" "He looks so cool even when he's fallen" "Really?" "Hero, you look like you need a weapon" "Take this" "He looks so cool!" "Looks like short weapons don't suit you, let's give you a..." "Nun-chickens!" "Will it work?" "Use both!" "Stop!" "If he owes you money, I'll pay for him" "That's all I was waiting to hear" "Let him go first" "Go back" "How much does my brother owe you?" "Two thousand taels" "What?" "You..." "It was two hundred!" "It's written clearly in the contract" "How much the interest is" "I didn't trick him" "If you give me Treasure Shop, it'll all be cleared" "Impossible" "It's not up to you to say no!" "Treasure Shop is my life's work" "If you dare take it, you'll have to take my life too" "I'll pay you back in 7 months" "Two thousand one hundred taels" "No bargaining" "Alright!" "Let's go" "If you don't keep your promise" "I'll be coming after your Treasure Shop" "Jet, are you alright?" "I'm fine" "Thank you for helping" "I didn't really do anything" "You only helped because of me, right?" "I..." "He wants to be the knight saving the beauty" "I'm not so easy" "What are you doing, just standing there" "Bruce Lee" "You really can't remember where you live?" "No" "You can stay in the room upstairs" "Really?" "Thank you!" "You have to earn your stay here at Treasure Shop" "You need to work" "Sure!" "Good!" "General, the silly boy" "Lost his companions in Jiangnan" "And ended up in Treasure Shop" "As a waiter" "He actually lost his memory" "Go to Jiangnan immediately" "Don't worry my Lord" "Amnesia..." "I want him to become a distant memory" "Here, please" "Phoenix" "Bruce, help me serve this" "I don't know how to" "You don't know how to serve?" "As far as I can remember, I've never done it before" "Well, do you know how to eat?" "Yes and I'm good at it too" "Is that so?" "Hold it" "Good" "You know how to eat but not how to serve" "Do you think you're the Emperor?" "Serve!" "Here comes the highlight of Treasure Shop" "Show time!" "I introduce you... hand-beaten beef balls!" "Bruce..." "What's wrong?" "Could you please..." "My stomach isn't feeling right" "Could you take his to Table 4 upstairs?" "Upstairs, Table 3, thanks" "I'm so hungry, I..." "I need to get something to eat" "Upstairs, Table 8" "Table 8..." "You can't stop staring" "When you see a pretty girl like me" "Pervert" "Four, three, eight" "This is the flaming prawns for Table 6" "Before you serve, you must light it" "Here" "Be careful of the lard on the floor" "The retard?" "I mean the lard!" "Oh, lard, where?" "It's on fire!" "What's happening?" "Mr. Ye" "Mr. Ye, who pissed you off?" "What's happening?" "Don't worry" "What's there to worry about?" "I might have lost my memory, but I'm not stupid" "Treasure Shop will do good business" "I think..." "The most important thing is that the food tastes good" "I can't cook, but..." "I've eaten all sorts of good food" "Are you serious?" "Of course" "If I remember correctly" "That Bruce Li" "Has taken over my kitchen" "Saying he wants to try new dishes" "What an insult to my cooking!" "What's in the pot?" "This is called" "Blossoming deer!" "Come, come" "Is this deer really that good?" "Bruce said, this soup is best" "Served with civet" "Come, try it" "It's absolutely delicious!" "Fatty, try this one" "Yummy!" " And... hold on" "There's more?" "This smells even better!" "Good taste" "So what?" "Our clients are really picky" "There isn't much to be picky about with this" "Come and try" "Excuse" "And it's been a long while" "Haven't you missed me?" " Why wouldn't I?" " Your meals are served!" " This restaurant is so popular" " Dishes are coming!" "Phoenix" "Fortune Duck!" "Please" "Can I help you?" "I'd like another sashimi" "I'm sorry" "As supplies are limited" "Each table is limited to one order" " Be careful" " This food is awesome!" "Excuse me..." "Here you are!" "Thank you" "Coming through" "Councillor He" "Fish cooked a la minute" "Wow!" "It was cooked in the time that it took" "From the river to the restaurant" "After calculating the time, distance and speed" "It's done just right" "It'll be nothing like you've ever tasted" "Councillor He, please" "Wow, it's delicious!" "I'm going to have this everyday!" "I want one too!" "One by one" "No rush" "Jet and Fatty?" "Now off you go" "Sister, I was already exhausted after the last time we went" "If I go again" "I'm sure I'll keel over" "Then do you want to repay your debt?" "Even our super fit Fatty can't take it anymore" "Right?" "Here" "Go again and I'll give you two more pork buns, alright?" "Yes!" "God, you'd really do anything for food!" "Off you go then" "Thank you" "Councillor He, please" "Famed for his Eighteen Chops kungfu" "Please welcome Master Zhao from Taixing Mountain!" "He's going to perform" "Knife cut angel's hair noodles" " Mark" " Sword!" "Yes!" "Bravo!" " Mark!" " Yes!" "Hold this, here" "Pare Pare Pare" "Pare Pare Pare" "Bravo" "Pare Pare Pare" "Ladies and gentlemen, despite my muscular strength" "I'm no klutz" "Actually, I have great attention to detail" "I'm a fine, elegant man" "Bruce!" "Bring this plate of angel's hair" "To the beauty of Treasure Shop" "Everyone, the beauty of Treasure Shop, Phoenix!" "Great!" "Me?" "Trying to court my sister?" "I'm not going to make it easy" "Oh no" "Sorry..." "Don't worry" "I just wanted to tell you" "That your debts" "Will be cleared" "Really?" " Of course" " Sister" "I won't go back on my word" "Phoenix, I've told Jet that his debt is settled" "I'll count it as my investment in Treasure Shop" " Really?" " Sure" "Excuse us" "Allow me to introduce to you" "Mr. McFortune" "The owner of the mightiest" "Most delicious restaurant that's opposite" "The renowned Kentacky" "It's amazing that even Mr. McFortune from the famous Kentacky" "Wants to try dishes at Treasure Shop" "I have 270 branches nation-wide" "I just want to tell this good man" "He should invest on Kentacky instead" "In less than 3 days" "This Treasure Shop will be devoid of treasures" "And have to close its doors for good" "Let's go" "We've informed you already" "Phoenix, forgot what I said to you" "Wait..." "Mr. McFortune!" "Liars!" "What happened?" "Don't worry, I have a plan" "Phoenix, give me your hand" "What do you want?" "No" "I just want to give you my new menu" "Look" "With these new dishes" "We can release one a day" "Who cares about Kentacky?" "We'll gobble him up" "Ever since returning from Taixing Mountain" "My Eighteen Chops" "Have never seen such an insult!" "Then what do you suggest, Eighteen Chops?" "We'll send them a declaration of war!" "Sending with an arrow?" "That's classy" "You do it!" "Me?" "I might kill him" "But I..." "Shoot!" "Are you scared?" "Alright, I'll shoot" "They even dared to shoot a declaration of war across" "It was chaos" "There were so many people and horses" "You can't blame me for saving the wrong person" "It's your fault!" "Everyone was fighting" "And you were there hiding away and drawing" "It was hard to depict the situation with words" "Drawing was the best method" "What's that you draw?" "I couldn't have recorded anything without diagrams" "Look..." "At least you can draw clearer" "There may have been a tiny clue to lead us" "But these are nothing" "How am I going to look for him?" "You're blaming me now?" "Alright then" "The shoe shining Commander Chen failed to protect" "And lost the Emperor" " And even insulted the royal historian" " I'm a shoeshiner?" "Take your leave" "You said I was a shoe shiner?" "If you keep writing nonsense, I'll..." "My pen is my sword." "I'll kill you with my words!" "So the shoe shining Commander now wants to murder the royal historian" "The latter refuses to retreat" "My sword is my pen!" "Don't think that I won't dare offend you" "I'll thrust this right in you!" " I'll write your death!" " I'll thrust this right in you!" "Hush now" " Have a look" " Our dog suddenly fell pregnant" "And gave birth to a black dog" "Tell me who did this?" "There are only two black dogs in the entire town" "Old Liu has one, but he was neutered long ago" "Chen the textile trader is the one you want" "I'm going to him right now" " One tael per question?" " Next" "Quick..." "So heavy" "Now tell me straight" "Where is Mr. Em?" "I don't know who Mr. Em is" "You're as stubborn as a dead duck" "Alright then, I'll play your game" "Let's play Smashing Boulder with Chest" "No..." "It should be Smashing Chest with Boulder" "You're so creative;" "no wonder you're a royal..." "A royal pain in the ass you are!" "Where's the boulder?" "You didn't ask me to prepare one" "Doesn't matter then, let's use a duvet" "Duvet..." "We don't have that, how about this?" "What?" "Do you want to kill him?" "At least we can scare him" "If you don't move, it won't hurt" "Spit it out" "I'm sorry" "You leave us with no choice" "You're amongst friends" "You've always helped us before" "I'll do it, I won't go too hard" "I don't know you at all" "Don't be like that" "Stop, stop it" "We're all civilized people" "Why should we get violent?" "Stand back" "Young man, we're really in a hurry to find Mr. Em" "If you can help us" "I'll give you 200 taels as a reward" "200 taels is perfect" "Young man" "But I'm not sure if you're sincere about this" "That's fair" " You think so?" " Yes" "Alright then, leave us with 10 taels as a guarantee" "We'll give you the guarantee and reward afterwards" "This is..." "I..." "Don't worry, we keep our words" "We won't take more than we need" "Thank you then, give us some good news" "Go on then" "Get on with it!" "Go!" "Shoo!" "Will this fat guy report us to the authorities?" "And say we stole from him?" "We had a legitimate deal" "There's nothing to be afraid of!" "Besides, with all our make-up" "Even our own mothers wouldn't recognize us" "You think he won't report us" "We are now wanted criminals?" "I told him clearly that it was just a guarantee" "Southerners are such barbarians" "I just wanted to get him to talk" "Which would have been clean and easy" "It's all because of you silly scholar" "And your stupid tactics" "And now we are in this mess" "We had so much make-up on" "How can they recognize us?" "You three are wanted criminals" "You can recognize us?" "Look..." "It's okay" "We're such a good match" "One look and you'll see it's geniune" "It's worth your trip" "May I ask who your father is?" "Mr. Chen, please rise" "You think my father's the Emperor?" "He's just a stamp maker in the courts" "So have you seen the stamp?" "It's damaged and not of the highest quality, so..." "How much is it worth?" "It's priceless" "It belongs to the royal court" "I'm afraid I can't take it" "It's time for me to go" "Mr. Chen..." "Just give me a price" "How can I put on price on something that's priceless?" "If you're not going to take it, then at least pay for the meal" "Alright, alright, I'll pay" "Goodbye Mr. Chen" "His name is Zhu Zhi-shan" "Zhu Zhi-shan?" "One of the Four Retards of Jiangnan" "He's just wandering around and is full of good-for-nothing ideas" "And he's an awfully greedy smooth talker" "I've told you many times" "Quit being a loan shark" "And you just ignore me!" "Cousin, I can't even get my capital back" "You tell me if you think this is high-interest?" "A borrower must repay his debts" "This Zhu Zhi-shan" "I'll definitely chop him up to 19 pieces if I see him!" "There's something I don't understand" "You do Eighteen Chops, so why 19 pieces?" "One chop splits him into two, two chops makes three" "So 18 chops will split him into 19" "You can't even count" "Why are you in the credit business?" " Goodbye" " Oh no" "Oh no..." "It's a disaster" "This is the menu from Kentacky, have a look" "Why is it exactly the same as ours?" "Oh yes" "Our menu's been leaked" "That's impossible, only us few have seen it" "Nothing is impossible" "I want to show everyone the menu" "So I suspect..." "That someone in Treasure Shop" "One of us" "Is a double agent" "Whoever betrays Treasure Shop" "Deserves my Eighteen Chops!" "It's not you, right?" "You're probably just accusing others to cover for your guilt" "Let me through, I'll chop you up!" "Calm down..." "We need evidence" "That's why I gather everyone" "To find out who the double agent is" "But don't forget, you read the menu too" "For fairness, I think..." "Bruce should be the one investigating the case" "Me?" "He writes the menu" "You won't leak it" "Right?" "Yes, yes" "And this restaurant belongs to Phoenix" "So she can't have leaked it either" "So how about Phoenix and I investigate this together" "Good!" "Everyone stays in Treasure Shop today!" "It's good that that crazy guy isn't around" "I should leave through the back door" "It's locked" "You think you can beat me" "With a lock like this?" "I could unlock it when I was 3" "Alright, I'll wait" "Will it work?" "People who feel guilty" "Won't be able to withstand the pressure" "And will try to escape" "Whoever gets caught by the trap is the double agent" "If I find out who designed this lock" "I'll hack his hand off!" "Since I can't leave from the back, I'll go from the front" "Since I can't go from the front, I'll climb out a window" "You can't catch me with a trap like this." "I won't give in, I can do it" "What are you doing?" "Nothing" "Just fantasizing" "That hurt!" "Can't I even fantasize?" "It's certainly no decent thoughts anyways" "I'm a refined, educated man" "I know my manners" "I can do it" "I know I can do it" "Something's happening." "I'm going to go have a look" "It was me!" "I admit it!" "It was me who leaked the menu!" " What is it..." " I admit it" "It was me" "I was the double agent" "I was the double agent" " I was the double agent" " Fatty..." "Calm down... calm down, listen to me!" "If you want to kill me then go ahead" "But before I die..." "Just give me a nice, big meal" "Fatty!" "Fatty!" "Fatty!" "She's not the double agent, she's just starved" "Make her something to eat" "Thank you Phoenix!" "Thank you Phoenix!" "This is safer" "Wait for you at 3am, I got a surprise for you" "I didn't think I'd ever have such luck" "Is it Bruce?" "Uh-huh" "You're so naughty" "You even got into my bed" "Who is it?" "She's sleeping so early" "What are you doing in my room?" "You told me to come in" "That note wasn't meant for you" "Who's that for?" "Don't come any closer!" "Tell me who's that for?" "I'll chop him up into pieces!" "Actually.." "I..." "I..." "You have pretty hairy legs" "What?" "I..." "I was born like this" "Let me help you shave" " Gui!" " Gui?" "Gui, what are you doing?" "What..." "What's happening?" "What?" "Bruce?" "Aren't you in bed with me?" "You're in bed with her?" "I'm in bed with you?" "Who are you?" "You dare asking who I am?" "Ha!" "How dare you!" "I don't care who you are, I'm going to kill you!" "Hold it right there" "Gui!" "Look" "A stamp?" "It's a jade seal" "A jade seal?" "Are you all thick?" "I am the Emperor" "Patrolling undercover in Jiangnan" "Whoever dares to offend me" "I'll have their entire family beheaded" "You..." "look like someone" "Who?" "Like Zhu Zhi-shan!" "Bring it here" "What can I say now?" "So my brother's name is Zhu Zhi-shan!" "One of the reasons why" "I've come to Jiangnan" "Is to look for my long lost twin brother" "You must let me know if you see him" "And take good care of him" "And you'll be greatly rewarded" "You've accomplished a great task, bow to receive your honors" "Thank you Emperor!" "What's wrong?" "Bow!" "All hail the Emperor!" "When the Emperor grant you honors" "You mustn't raise your heads" "Now, I, the Emperor" "Will grant you the title of Royal Cleaver Guar" "Present your cleaver" "Yes!" "Oh no, the Emperor's gone" "I've never heard of" "An Emperor who ran away" "After granting someone a title" "Yeah" "I'm so stupid." "He must have been an imposter" "But that jade seal looks real" " Weird" " I think this..." "Bruce..." "What are you looking at?" "I think..." "I'm not sure where..." "But I think I've seen this thing before" "You've seen this before?" "Do you think you're the Emperor?" "Where's my cleaver?" "Without my sword I am nothing..." "Without my sword I am dead!" "Alright, calm down!" "Let me get this straight" "And question you one by one" "That sounds logical." "Let's do it" "It's impossible that I did this" "Let me go first" "Everyone look" "The declaration of war?" "You..." "How very arrogant!" "They actually sent over their new menu" "How did that happen?" "It was you!" "Please" "Kentacky!" "We're so happy to be tacky!" "Kentacky!" "We'll bring our swords and start hacking!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "Kill!" "Kill!" "Jet, what's happening?" "They're playing seafood" "So we're playing wild game" "Our wild game" "Will definitely beat you stinky seafood" "Kill!" "Kick them!" "Nonsense!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Oh what?" "For Treasure Shop" "I can do anything, even reveal my naked body!" "Gui!" "Bring him back!" "Hang up the lettuce bouquet!" "Inside there is 100 taels" "If you get it, it's yours" "That's our sign!" "Stop it!" "Stop it..." "Stop..." "My sign..." "Phoenix, I'm here" "Bruce?" "Watch me!" "Where's the lettuce?" "Oh no, quickly," "Help, my sign!" "Stop it" "Catch me!" "Tear the sign down!" "My sign... my sign!" "Don't worry, I'm here" "Sir, this is your soup" "There's a cockroach in the soup!" "What?" "What?" "Come over and have a look" "There's a cockroach..." " What's the matter?" "In my soup" "Calm down..." "What's the matter?" "It's really a cockroach" "A cockroach?" "This..." "Miu, why are you naked?" "There's nothing" "There's nothing" "See, everyone says there's nothing" "I can't find the cockroach" "It must've been your eyes." "This is our very special" "Chicken and fungus soup" "We have quality and hygiene assurance" "Nothing like that could happen" "It was just a mistake" "Everyone please return to your seats" "Please everyone" " It's all fine - thank you" "Pease return to your seats" "There's a centipede!" "Goodness, a centipede this big" "Could kill someone!" "What's the matter?" "Well..." "Excuse me..." "Go have a look yourself" "Well..." "Please don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlement" "This is our newest creation, a dish from Japan" "Centipede sashimi?" "It's good for maintaining internal balance" "And digestion" "In particular suitable for kids and women" "And men will go 'bang!" "bang!" "bang!" "'" "Why don't you eat it then?" "Yeah sure... eat it..." "Bravo!" "Ladies and Gentlemen..." "You are about to witness a miracle" "I'm fine!" "Please don't worry" "This is an exclusive performance" "We've prepared for you" "Let's start!" "Music!" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Jet said he's on a high, and Daniel laughed" "Daniel said he's digesting well, and Lou laughed" "Lou said he's a smooth talker, and Fatty laughed" "Fatty said she's a heavyweight, and Gui laughed" "Gui said he has attention to detail, and Miu laughed" "Miu said she talks sweetly, and Flora laughed" "Flora said she's the most tender, and Phoenix laughed" "Phoenix said she doesn't hit others, and Bruce laughed" "Kentacky wanted to beat Treasure Shop, and all the pigs laughed" "Kentacky wanted to beat Treasure Shop, and all the pigs laughed" "And all the pigs laughed" "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Thank you, please pay here" "It's not my fault, my lips are swollen" "Alright, alright..." "Looks like the Emperor really has gone crazy" "A pig's joke..." "Let's see how long you'll be laughing for" "Here" "Gui said this ointment is useful" "He gave it to you?" "Then hurry up and put some on" "Alright" "Dear Lord" "Even though our shop has rich clients" "Most of them have bad hearts" "Smooth-talkers and liars" "Bruce Li" "Will you ever lie to me?" "Of course not, you'd be the last person I'd dare lie to" "He's the only one who's been true to me after all these years" "Lord, please help Bruce" "Help him get better soon" "He's silly enough, and now he's all swollen up too" "He'll be bullied when he's out" "You're so kind, Phoenix" "You're thinking too much" "I just want you to leave sooner" "Really?" "I want you to leave, why you are still smiling?" "Is that how much you want to leave?" "I mean..." "Oh no, Phoenix, your lips are swelling up too" "Damn, I must've passed the swelling on to you" "Sit down and let me help you put some ointment on" "Or else Phoenix will be Piglet" "Oh, Phoenix" "Since our business is getting better" "And we're earning more" "I wanted to..." "You want to get a raise, do you?" "Of course not" "I have food and shelter, that's all I need" "What I was saying was" "You give out 100 bowls of noodles... to the poor everyday" "Can we increase that to 200 from now on?" "I've been poor and hungry before, so I understand..." "It's a really dreadful feeling, being so helpless" "You are the reason for Treasure Shop's success" "It's fair enough if you'd like to get a raise" "What would I do with money?" "I want to give you this, look!" "I wouldn't treasure cheap jewelry like these" "It's not a cheap jewelry" "I've been wearing it all along" "I think it's very valuable, keep it safe" "Whether it's cheap or not" "I'll still keep it safe and treasure it" "I'm sure it's not a cheap fake" "It must be an heirloom" "You believe that you can cheat me like that?" "I said I wouldn't cheat you" "Right" "Seems like those guys won't give up so easily" "Phoenix, you need to be cautious" "You don't need to be afraid" "Because I'll be here for you" "You're so silly, but kind-hearted" "I believe that you'll never lie to me" "But if you do..." "Be prepared to have cane marks all over you!" "It really hurts!" "Of course!" "Something's wrong with Gui's ointment, my lips have gone numb!" "I'm fine" "I can't feel a thing" "How about now?" "Or now?" "Oh no..." "It's okay" "How about that?" "Bet you can feel it now" "You hit my nose" " Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose" " It hurts" "I'm starving" "Let's eat while we wait" " I'm starting" " No!" "This meal is made for Flora especially" "I'm back!" "How did it go, can he cure her?" "We'd have... to wait an hour to see if it worked" "It might fail?" "There are two possibilities" "One is that it will be cured" "The other is that she'll become a mute" "If she becomes a mute" "Then we won't have to listen to her strange squeaks anymore" "It'll be good for us too" "Do you want to die?" "I didn't say anything" "Quick, undo her dressing" "Here I'll do it" "Try to say your name slowly" "Flora" "None of you can leave!" "It's him" "Zhu is the royal surname" "And sounds the same as 'pig'." "Yet you dared to sing a song" "Called 'A Pig's Joke'." "Take him away!" "Stay calm people!" "Alright, I'll come with you" "But this has nothing to do with them" "Leave them alone" "Take him!" "Bruce..." "This is fatal" "Don't worry" "I'll be fine" "Phoenix" "I'll be back very soon" "Bruce..." "Bruce..." "Bruce..." "Bruce..." "He mocked the royal name!" "An example for you all!" "He mocked the royal name!" "Shame on him!" " An example for you all!" " What's happening?" "Excuse me..." "He mocked the royal name!" "Shame on him!" " Bruce..." "Bruce!" " An example for you all!" "Stop!" "Who was that?" "Horrible man!" "Hit him hard!" "Hit him death!" "Hit him hard!" "Hit him death!" "Hit him hard!" " Don't" " Stop it" "Stop throwing..." " Don't..." " Stop throwing..." "Stop it!" "Stop right now!" "Stop right now!" " Stop throwing..." " Don't.." "What's happening?" "That man insulted the Emperor" "Being publicly humiliated is the least we can do to him" "Ha!" "I must record that in the royal history" "His bad name will stay with him forever!" "You deserve it!" "Throw it at him!" "Here you go..." "Granny, your hands are shaking" "Let me help you, give me an egg" "Got him!" "Got him again!" "Just like a shooting star!" "Hole in one!" "Stop!" "Stop it, all of you!" "A command from the royal court" "This man insulted the Emperor, his crime is serious" "He must be beheaded immediately" "Guards!" "Swords!" "It's raining?" "Emperor" "Stop..." "I'm here to serve you" "Attack!" "Wang, you're so heavy" "Wake up Wang" "Lucky I found your acupuncture needles" "You're going to be fine!" "You betrayer!" "I'll see how you can get out of this!" "I can't believe a little assistant like you" "Can control an entire army, with important officials tagging along" "Did the Emperor suddenly get better?" "We might be in deep trouble now" "Looks like you've got someone backing you" "Lord Ning found out" "That someone was mocking the Emperor" "And leading the public astray" "So he sent me with the army" "To surround you rebels!" "You ignorant tyrant!" "Do you know..." "Let it go" "It's nothing you can do about it" "Your mighty Mountain Mover kungfu" "Does it actually work?" "Yes of course!" "Wang..." "I didn't want to hurt you" "That was how you saved people" "Rest in peace" "You've said so much" "I'll really need to fight for my life" "Look at all your men" "They've fled for their lives" "Where's everyone?" "Mountain Mover!" "Bravo..." "Greetings everyone" "Emperor!" "Where did you go?" "Why did you have to run along walls and all?" "You could have taken a more direct route" "Emperor, I just want to make it more imposing" "This is something I invented..." "Mountain Moving Canon!" " Please light it!" " Alright!" "Where's the fuse?" "Sorry Emperor, I gave you the wrong side" "Please light it, Emperor!" "Here we go!" "Emperor, I've come too late" "My canon is useless" "Bruce..." "Don't die!" "What should I do with Treasure Shop without you?" "Phoenix, don't worry" "I promised I would be fine" "Lord Ning is arriving!" "Phoenix" "You still got the jade pen that I gave you?" "Yes" "Pull it open" "When I ask you to do so" "Emperor, how have you been?" "I've been waiting for you" "You still remember your Uncle?" "All these time you've been pretending" "With all your undercovers around, I had no choice..." "McFortune" "How did you get yourself exposed?" "So what if I were exposed?" "I've brought 5000 of my strongest men" "You'd never leave this place" "Is that so?" "Phoenix, pull now!" "Quick Phoenix!" "Pull!" "What's happening?" "What are you doing?" "Nothing, I..." "Royal Guard no. 167 reporting for service!" "Royal Guard no. 290 reporting for service!" "Royal Guard no. 438 reporting for service!" "Royal Guard undercover in Jiangnan reporting for service!" "I don't even need to count 300 strong army against my 5000 Royal Guard" "Compare to my experienced army" "Your Royal Guards" "Are just a disorderly group of rebels" "Uncle" "You don't really believe that's all I've got, do you?" "There's more" "Yang ming" "You were relegated to Suzhou." "That's part of the plan too?" "Indeed" "I sold fish there for 3 years" "Only so that I could wait for this very day" "It's not so easy to defeat me" "Snipers!" "Uncle, you underestimate me" "Haven't you heard of my Dagger Society?" "What Dagger Society?" "Shoot!" "Daggers, attack!" "Did you think only you had a strategy?" "It's a shame your own kungfu is no good" "Golden Wheel, Silver Spear, kill him!" "Who are you?" "That's me!" "Before joining the Royal Guard" "I was the master of hidden weapons in the Tang clan" "The Moral Tang, that's my name" "You're joking!" "When you were throwing eggs before" "Your hands were shaking" "Commander Chen, that's the Emperor I was throwing eggs at" "Of course my hands would tremble" "You should have told me" "You were so indugded in your throwing" "I didn't want to spoil your mood" "Why are you still chatting?" "Attack!" "Go!" "Will you lie to me?" "Of course not" "You're the most sincere person I've ever known" "I trust you" "I wouldn't dare lie to you" "Brass Cymbal, Metal Club, attack!" "Emperor!" "Damn!" "I've been tricked!" "My pen is my sword" "It's made especially to you betrayers!" "The things you've done today" "Will be recorded forever in my royal history" "Your name will be ruined" "I'll write it for you" "The shameless Lord Ning is a greedy coward" "He ran away into a cloud of smoke" "Yang ming!" "Yes Sir!" "Capture the rebels!" "Yes Sir!" "Come with me!" "How dare you Jet!" "You kept winking to me before" "As if you had plans" "That's annoying" "Guards, take him to be beheaded" "Please forgive me Emperor" "I'm innocent!" "Come back!" "Tell me how have I been unjust?" "Actually..." "I'm actually a Royal Guard too" "You?" "A Royal Guard?" "I'm a reserved trainee" "My trainee number is 1647" "Test him" "Yes, Emperor" "This unidentified human" "Really is a Royal Guard trainee" "But he only received one order" "That Treasure Shop was having an important person" "Which was why he winked at you as code" "Emperor" "Guards, take him away" "Why is he still being taken away?" "Take him to deregister from the ranks" "Your lack of talent" "Will affect the reputation of the Royal Guard" "Emperor" "It's my dream to be in the Royal Guard" " Let's leave" " My dreams are gone!" "The Emperor is arriving" "All hail the Emperor!" "Please rise, everyone" "Thank you Emperor!" "We're closed for today" "Everyone can go home now" "Let's go..." "All hail the Emperor!" "Please rise" "The Treasure Shop is closed today" "Please come back another time, Emperor" "Phoenix" "You've got to serve anyone who steps in" "It's not fair to send me away without serving me" "Sir, what can I get you?" "I would like a bowl of... plain noodles" "Phoenix..." "Phoenix..." "Emperor, you should leave" "I never wanted to lie to you" "I was forced by the circumstances" "I didn't do it on purpose" "Stop right there!" "Can't you forgive me?" "You can hit me if you're angry" "Or scold me if you want" "At least give me a bad look" "Don't ignore me like that" "You knew that I hated people lying" "Not only did you lie to me, you even joined forced with my brother" "And everyone else to lie to me" "From Beijing to Jiangnan" "How many people have you lied to?" "No one!" "I've only lied to you!" "That's even worse!" "There are so many people you could have cheated" "But you lied to me alone" " You..." " Enough!" "Alright then" "Since you say so, I will lie to you" "I've decided to lie to you for life" "I will lie to come to the palace with me" "I will lie to get you to be my Queen" "I will lie to get you to have children with me" "I will lie to live wonderful life with me" "Come with me" "Thank you, but no thank you" "I forgot to tell you" "My father handed this restaurant over to me before he died" "And I promised him" "That I will never give up Treasure Shop" "You mean..." "You won't come back to the palace with me?" "Right, I understand" "Remember what you said" "Emperor..." " Emperor..." " Emperor..." "How did you go with my sister?" "I'm sure it went very, very well" "Should we choose a fine day..." "To organise the marriage" " Yes..." " Yes..." "Tear the building down" "What did you say" "I said tear the Treasure Shop down!" "How... how could you..." "The Emperor failed in his quest for love and become vengeance" "He is determined to tear down Treasure Shop" "Indeed..." "Being beside the Emperor is as dangerous as being beside a tiger" "All of this" "Is what I saw while in Jiangnan" "But this time" "You took a big risk" "I know I've made you worry" "But you can't catch a tiger without entering his cave" "Mother, you didn't want me" "To while my days away in the palace" "As a useless Emperor, right?" "What's that?" "Nothing... nothing" "Mother, let's stroll that way" "Oh no" "We forgot about Princess Changci" "What should we do?" "The store owner left ages ago" "Where should we start looking?" "Yes, where should we begin?" "Princess Changci!" "When did you come back?" "Just now" "Where were you?" "The Loess Plateau" "How did you come back?" "I walked" "Her answers are so succinct" "Mother" "Come in for a seat" "I'm meeting Princess Xingping" "To take her around" "Oh yes, I haven't thanked her in person yet" "Princess Xingping is arriving" "All hail the Emperor." "Long Live the Empress!" "Please rise, Princess" "Thank you for your help last time" "For turning yourself to such a ugly creature" "You're most welcome, Emperor" "We really caused you a lot of embarrassment" "Princess you are indeed a unique beauty" "I should have played along" "With mother's marriage arrangements" "It's not too late now" "Would you like me to arrange it again?" "I was just joking" "Gui, what are you doing standing here?" "As the Royal Cleaver Guard" "I must protect our Treasure Shop!" "Like a security guard?" "I'd secure your ass!" "Off you go" "Phoenix" "Where were you?" "Nowhere" "Really?" "I thought you wanted to marry Princess Xingping?" "How did you heard that?" "What?" "I was just kidding" "Kidding?" "Are you saying that I've wronged you?" "I suppose you could say so" "Come over here!" "Don't do that, too many people around here" "Everyone, leave us!" "Don't go!" "We had a deal" "You're the Emperor out there" "I'm the boss in Treasure Shop" "A good man keep his promise" "I won't ever lie to you" "You just said" "You were going to marry Princess Xingping" "How dare you say you wouldn't lie to me!" "You think I'm stupid?" "I hate it when people tell lies" "And look what you're doing" "Enough!" "I'm the Emperor" "At least show some respect" "You're right" "Now how about this?" "It hurts!" "It hurts..." "If people saw me like this" "How can I stand proud as Emperor?" "There's only you and me here, who else can see?" "And what if they saw?" "I'd have them beheaded if they see us!" "Jet, what are you doing here?" "What did you see?" "How come I can't see anything?" "I've gone blind!" "Can someone please tell me where I am?" "Don't you take advantage as the Queen's brother" "I'll still behead you" "I can't hear either" "What's the point of living" "I'm gone!" "Phoenix" "Emperor" "If you have to kill everyone" "Then you better kill all of them too" "What?" "Forgive us, Emperor..." "You!" "All of you..." "Hold it right there, all of you!" "Don't act stupid!" " Forgive me..." " Bruce Li, stop right there" " I didn't lie" " How dare you run?" "You lied to me!" "You..." "You'd better explain to me clearly" " Stop it" " Try to run away?" "Stop right there" "It's embarrassing" "Whoever catches him can get free meal for a month!" "Help!" "Don't be like that..." "Let's see where you can run to now!"