"Oh, man." "That's it." "Nice grab." "Oh, yeah." "A rght, Danny, your turn." "What?" "I d dn't get my full turn." "You did." "I counted." "That was 25." "That's what we said." "That's not fair." "It's exactly fa r." "Come on, Danny." "T me for your turn, then I gotta work for an hour." "You're not the only one who gets a turn." ""T he only one who gets a turn."" "Guys." "AII right." "Keep your eye on the ba ." "You got it th s t me." "Ready?" "AII right, that's a good try." "It was a bad throw." "It's a bad throw." "Sorry." "My bad." "Okay." "Here we go." "You can do th s." "Here we go." "Ready?" "Okay." "A deep fly ba to right fie d." "CIemente back, running on his horse real fast." "Can he get it?" "Can he get t?" "Oh, and milton Brad ey with his d ve-and-roII catch." "Dodgers win." "You're such a dick." "What?" "It was a great grab." "Danny?" "Danny?" "Danny, you should not be using that kind of language with your brother." "But it's true." "Listen, k ddo, when I was 6 years o d" "S x and three quarters." "When was 6 and three quarters catching was hard for me too." "well, it's not hard for WaIter." "well, Wa ter's 10." "So?" "He's still better than me at everything." "No way." "He's not better than you at piano." "I hate that stupid thing." "Someday you're gonna be rea y happy I got you that piano." "You'II be at a party, there'II be a g rI" "Like you and Mom?" "Look, Danny you and waiter are different people." "He's good at some things, you're good at other th ngs." "That's how people are." "He beats me at everything." "Listen to me, this is important." "You're a very special kid." "That's what peop e say when they can't think of anything." "You know how you always make up games and pretend to be characters?" "You have an incredible imag nation." "Amazing imagination." "A whole universe of an magination." "And I use my imagination for a I ving, so I know what I'm talking about." "Is t better than waiter's ?" "What?" "Is my imagination better than waiter's?" "You're different than waiter." "Don't do that." "You wanna play catch?" "We just played catch." "No, football catch." "I have to work for an hour." "But it's Saturday." "tell me about t." "A you ever do is work." "Nice try." "This is so unfa r." "hello." "bill, I am so sorry." "I'II ca you back in two minutes." "Is that okay?" "Thanks." "I have an important meeting this afternoon." "I've" " I really have to be ready for it." "You're going out?" "Yes, I'm going out." "well, I'm going to a meeting." "You're gonna be at Mom's house." "She's coming to get you at 3." "We go to Mom's tomorrow." "No, today." "This is a four-day Dad week." "Three-day Dad week." "Four-day last week four-day next week, three-day this week." "Four-day Mom week this week." "But that's not fair." "To whom?" "To anyone." "I have to work." "We'd have a the time if Danny wasn't around." "well, Danny is around." "AII rght, five throws." "How do I put this?" "Let me th nk." "I have to work." "Dad, 'm ready to play "Smash Bros."" "You told him you'd play "Smash Bros."?" "I didn't tell him I was gonna play "Smash Bros."" "You're playing catch with waiter?" "He m ght f you weren't around." "You're so mean." "Everybody wants to ruin my Iife." "You never keep your promises." "There's only one of me, okay?" "I don't like this situation either, it sucks, is what it does but it's the best I couId come up with." "So climb off my back and give me about two inches of space, will you?" "There are some days, boys, when you gotta grow up all at once." "I need today to be one of those days." "Wanna play Chutes and Ladders?" "No, you'II cheat." "Stratego?" "No, you cheat at board games." "But you can't even cheat at Stratego." "Trust me, you'lI find a way." "Hey." "Sorry about that." "Oh, no, no, it's fine." "I'm not meeting him till 3:30, I can finish by then." "WaIter, look what I found." "Those belong to me." "Put them back." "But you never play with them." "So?" "They're still mine." "When did you get so mean?" "I'm not mean, Danny." "I'm in fourth grade, I have a girlfriend." "You know how Dad said we have to grow up?" "well, this is what t looks like." "Can we please play "Army Men"?" "Copy that." "Sergeant, there is a helicopter on fire." "Let's get t." "The draw ngs all match the foam mock-up." "Get back here." "Let me hold it." "Yes, red." "Give me." "Cranberry, right." "It's whatever color they p cked." "I worked from the chits." "Can I call you back one more t me?" "It's a small domestic emergency here." "I" " I" " I know." "I know." "Dad." "It's not a problem." "Okay, thanks." "Look what he d d." "I was on the phone." "It was an accident." "You're such a baby." "I'm not a baby." "You break a I my stuff." "You can't catch a ba ..." "Enough." "...and nobody wants you around." "You shut up!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "It's 10 m nutes to the office." "I have to run off another copy." "I'lI be back." "You're gonna eave us alone in this creepy old house?" "It's not creepy, t's old." "I Iike Mom's better." "well, so did she, and now it's hers." "Look, th s is a very spec aI house." "The reason I'm working to fix it up is I wanna make a home for us here." "I know it's not Mom's house, and I know it's a ttIe creaky but give it some time, it's gonna grow on you." "I don't wanna stay here a one." "well, you're not gonna be alone." "I'm going to wake up Lisa." "Don't wake up Lisa." "What, are you crazy?" "She's sleeping." "Let her sleep." "Honey." "Lisa." "Honey." "Get up." "I need to go out." "I need you to look after your two favorite peop e." "Come on." "I can't." "I have a date tonight." "What time?" "We're hooking up at, Iike, 8." "It's 2." "So?" "So that's six hours from now." "What's your point?" "I need you to look after the boys." "By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say " hooking up."" "Why?" "It's not Iike it means anything." "Hope it doesn't." "It doesn't ." "It's just an expression." "Hope t is." "It s." "God." "We never shou d have rented Thirteen." "Keep your eye on them." "Make sure they don't burn down the house." "Okay?" "I'm not deaf." "I'm not deaf." "What?" "Dad, okay." "Fifteen minutes, just close the door." "Thank you." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am." "Yeah, hold on." "Hey!" "Dad sa d no video games." "He did not." "F ne." "It's a giraffa." "This ls SportsCenter." "Hey." "I was watching that." "It ls Oakland. lt is Boston." "It is Manny Ramirez." "Can't we watch SpongeBob?" "No." "You used to I ke it." "Times change." "Tartar sauce." "I'm hungry." "What do you want me to do about it?" "Make me macaroni and cheese?" "I don't know how." "I'm hungry." "What do you know how to make?" "Water." "Two-run shot." "Ara you kidding me?" "Naxt batter, Jason Varitek." "In the air to deep right field." "Down the line, towards the pole." "How about if you and me play catch?" "No." "The first guy to give up walk-off home runs on consecutlva days since 1998." "Bo Sox win lt 6 to 5." "Hlstory-maklng moment for...." "You're dead!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Danny?" "Where are you?" "Danny?" "Where are you, Danny?" "Danny?" "Where are you?" "There you are." "I said I was sorry." "Don't." "No." "Don't do that, it's not funny." "You'lI be safe here till Dad gets back." "You're just jealous because Dad thinks I'm smarter than you." "I didn't mean that." "WaIter." "No." "pull me up." "Don't." "What's the matter, Danny?" "Not still scared of the basement, are you?" "WaIter!" "No, Wa ter!" "It's not funny!" "No!" "pull me up!" "WaIter!" "Three-year-oIds are scared of basements." "You're really mean." "Dad said not to play in there." "Look what I found in the basement." "Looks dumb and old." "I Iike it." "Yeah, you would, it's for bab es." "WaIter, this is so cool." "Check this out." "What's Zathura?" "will you play with me?" "No." "I won't cheat." "Yeah, you will." "A card came out." "Fascinating." ""Me" " Mete" "Meor sho" "Meeor sh-- sho--"" "Read this for me." ""Meteor shower." "Take evas ve action."" "What's evasive . action?" "It's when you get out of the way." "What exactly am I supposed to get out of the way of, exactly?" "I have no idea." "AII it says is "Take evas ve a--"" "Grandma." "It's meteors!" "Take eras ve action!" "Danny, in here." "Danny, hurry up." "It's safe." "Danny, come on." "Hurry." "Danny, come on, hurry up." "Hurry. hurry, hurry." "Come on." "Get n, get in." "This ls SportsCenter." "Schllllng daaIs no Iova" "I don't think we should play that game anymore." "That's weird." "It on y hit the iving room." "Wow, outer space." "No, that's just nighttime." "I don't know, Wa ter." "Night never looked so close before." "Wait." "WaIter, check this out." "tell her." "You tell her." "You should, she won't freak out as much." "We shou dn't real y even be in here." "Dude, we're in outer space." "It doesn't matter." "Then you wake her." "F ne." "Lisa." "Lisa." "Lisa" "Go away." "Lisa, you gotta get up." "What's the rule about being n my room?" "We're not allowed unless it's an emergency." "And what's the emergency?" "There was a meteor shower and everything got wrecked." "We can't get back to Earth." "Shut up!" "Just look." "Yeah." "Oh, no." "What do we do?" "It's already dark?" "I'm gonna be so late." "It's not dark." "We're in outer space." "I saw Saturn outside." "Lisa, open up." "Shut up and listen to me." "Dad put me in charge until he got home." "Which means you guys need to do what say." "Do me a favor." "Go downsta rs and stay out of my face." "But it's an emergency." "Is the house on fire?" "No." "Is anyone hurt?" "No, but" "Then leave." "Lisa, please." "We're really scared." "Can you just watch what this game does?" "If th s is some weird joke you guys are trying to pu I, you're dead." "No, it's not a joke." "Here, watch this." "Watch this." "Here." "Okay." "So wind the key." "A rght." "So now I'm wind ng the key." "Yeah, see?" "And then push the button." "So I push it?" "Yeah." "Pushing the button." "Then the number winds, and whatever the number is, Iike nine." "Then your ship" " The blue ship because the red ship is mine, I got a f ve." "So then it goes to n ne, which would be that thing." "A right." "Then the card's gonna pop out." "The card." "The card." "The card!" "The card!" "The card." "Here's the scary part." ""You're promoted to a starship captain." "Move ahead two spaces."" "Fascinating." "Lisa, no, no!" "Lisa!" "No, wait, Lisa!" "Wait, that one didn't count." "Let me go." "Let me go." "Here." "Okay." "It's stuck." "Maybe we have to take turns." "See?" "It was my turn." "Four." "Yeah. four." "Card." ""Shipmate enters cryonic sleep chamber for five turns."" "What the heck does that mean?" "Lisa?" "Does "cryon c" mean ice?" "Lisa." "help." "I killed her." "You d dn't kill her." "She's frozen in cryonic sleep." "I gotta melt her." "Are you crazy?" "We can't just leave her here ike this." "Maybe we should read the instructions." ""Zathura." "Attent on, space adventurers." "Zathura awaits." "Do you have what it takes to nav gate the galaxy?" "It's not for the faint of heart." "For once you embark upon your journey there's no turn ng back unti Zathura's reached." "Pieces reset at the end of each game." "play again and again for different adventures."" "That's it." "We gotta keep playing." "I'm not play ng that thing." "Yes, we are." "It says we go home if we win." "It" " It didn't say that." "Yes, it did. "Pieces reset at the end of each game."" "That means we go home when we're f nished." "AII I know is that when we play this game, bad things happen." "AII I know is that when I played, I got promoted." "So I'm gonna win this and get us home." "Wait, can we--?" "Don't be a baby." "I'm not a baby." "Look, eight, I'm ha fway there." ""Your robot is defective."" "What does that mean?" "Means my robot's broken." "But you don't even have a robot." "Emergancy." "That's your robot?" "At least I got one." "well, what does it do?" "Anything I want." "Get me a juice box, beyotch." "Don't do that." "Why not?" "It's my robot." "You might make t mad." "It's 3 inches tall." "I'II punt it across the room." "My robot, the card says." "I never said it wasn't your robot." "You don't have to be a jerk." "Dude, you're just jealous I have a robot and you don't ." "Why wou d I want--?" "Emergency." "Emergancy." "alien life form." "Must dastroy." "WaIter, I think he's talking about you." "alien life form." "Must dastroy." "Danny, take your turn." "There's no key." "Find it." "Take t, take t." "Come on, hurry." "Take your turn!" "Why d dn't you go?" "I couId have been killed." "I was scared." "But it's okay, he's gone, isn't he?" "Danny, take your turn." "Danny, give me the card." "It's still moving." "Hurry up, Danny." "The card." "What did the card say?" ""You pass too close to Tsouris-3." "Enter gravity field."" "Danny!" "Danny!" "WaIter!" "What?" "What happened?" "It's Lisa." "Is she okay?" "WaIter, do you think she's okay?" "I guess." "She's still in one piece." "What happened to the robot?" "What are you doing?" "I think it's dead." "Get up here." "Do you think the door will hold the robot?" "No." "Great." "Yeah, once he fixes himself, we're screwed." "He's fixing himself?" "How should I know?" "Looks about right." "You think she's okay?" "I don't wanna be here when she wakes up." "Where are you going?" "Tak ng my turn." "Are you crazy?" "That th ng's messed up." ""You're promoted to fleet admiral." "Move ahead four spaces."" "Okay, your turn." "I'm not playing." "What are you doing?" "Making mac and cheese." "There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space." "Why are you doing that?" "Because I'm hungry and I know you're not gonna take care of me." "Don't bother, the gas won't work." "Any more advice?" "You've gotta turn t up more." "Can we at Ieast talk about this?" "There's nothing to talk about, I'm not going." "Danny, I just wanna go home, and I can't unless you play." "Don't you wanna get home?" "What's so great about home, anyway?" "What do you mean?" "Everything was great until you came a ong." "See?" "You treat me like everything's my fault." "You're the one who pushed the button in the first p ace." "I just wanted to p ay a game with you, WaIter." "Fine, what do you want?" "I want you not to be mean to me, not ignore me and I want you to treat me like your brother." "Fine." "Do we have an understanding?" "Yeah." "Wasn't that easy?" "Six." ""Y ou are visited by Zorgons."" "What's a Zorgon?" "I don't think it's bad." "Just vis tors." "Zorgons!" "Maybe they're friendly." "They're not friendly!" "The fireplace." "Hide in the fireplace." "Run!" "told you I didn't wanna go." "You're the one who made me spin." "There's nothing else we could do." "Are you crazy?" "Got any better ideas?" ""Reprogram"?" "What the heck does that mean?" "How am I supposed to know?" "Reprogram!" "It didn't work." "We' figure it out later." "Go." "No." "Go." "No!" "Go!" ""Rest on standing AstroTurf."" "What?" "Rest on standing AstroTurf." "Let me read it." "No, I know how to read." "I know how to read." "Let me read t." "God." ""Rescue stranded astronaut."" "What stranded astronaut?" "I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some" "Did you lock the door?" "I don't know." "Which one of you spun me?" "Who was t?" "Him." "Don't be so quick to sell out your brother, kid." "He's all you got." "Looks ike you got a pretty serious Zorgon problem." "Yeah, what do we do?" "H de." "H de?" "They' just explode the whole house." "We're gonna hide the house." "Turn off a the lights and electrical appliances." "Me?" "Yes, you." "Go." "Do it." "Okay." "You." "Come on, kill that flame on the stove." "Okay." "Burning gas." "That's probably what brought them in the first place." "Okay." "Now get the pilot light on the furnace." "What's a pilot light?" "In the basement." "little b ue flame under the big heater." "blow it out ike a candle." "Like this:" "WaIter, the astronaut guy is wreck ng Dad's couch." "Come on." "That's Dad's nap couch." "You wanna help me get this out of here?" "Hit it." "What's happening?" "Come on." "Take it." "follow it." "There you go." "That's it." "Zorgons." "They're big, gnarly Iizards." "CoId-bIooded heatseekers." "And the tin est spark of warmth w bring them in like moths." "F ying all around the galaxy looking for anyth ng to burn up." "Why don't they just burn up their own planet?" "Oh, they already did." "That's not even the worst of it." "The real problem is their ravenous appetite." "They never stop eating." "What do they eat?" "Meat." "That's good." "Dude, you're meat." "Are you do ng this to keep Zorgons away?" "Nope." "I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for 15 years." "This tota y sucks." "Why?" "He's eating a our food." "So?" "Lupe just went shopping." "How long do you think we're gonna be out here?" "It could be weeks." "Then what?" "I don't know." "What about air?" "How long is it gonna last before he breathes it all up?" "I guess." "I'm gonna say something." "No, wait." "WaIter." "WaIter." "Dude, that's our food." "Yep." "And you're running ow on supp es." "Yeah, know." "You're eat ng it all." "well, as I recall, the card said, "Rescue stranded astronaut."" "Looks to me like I'm the only one that's doing any rescuing so I don't think a couple Dagwood sandwiches is too much to ask for." "Dog, you're eating it all." "I passed through a time sphincter to get here." "You rea ize how difficult that is?" "What's a time sph ncter?" "A wormhole, about yay big:" "You squeeze through there and tell me you're not hungry enough to eat a carpet shark." "Sounds lke you got a ong tr p ahead of you." "Oh, you telling me to leave?" "well, I mean, once you get finished eating, yeah." "I hate to break it to you, but that's not your ca ." "He spun me, so it's up to him." "I'm f eet admiral, and I'm tell ng you to h t the road." "I apologize, sir." "I d dn't" " I didn't rea ize you were a fleet admiral." "In fact, I...." "I'm a f eet admiral too." "It's just a card, bug nuts." "well, he wants you to leave too." "That true, Danny?" "You want me to split?" "Of course he does." "Hey, mouthpiece let him answer, all right?" "I need to hear t from the big guy." "well...." "Danny, tell him you want h m to leave." "well, he did help out a little." "help?" "He burned our couch and now he's eating all our food." "You call that helping?" "You know what?" "I'm just gonna go." "I fee like a third wheel anyways." "I mean, you guys are such a tight, unified team here." "You're doing great too." "I gotta tell you, the house looks fantastic." "So I'lI just get out of your hair and let you guys whomp some more Zorgon butt without me." "Wait." "Whose brother are you, his or mine?" "You can stay." "Orders are orders." "Come on, admiral, your turn." "I'm sorry." "Shut up." "I think he can he p." "Okay." "Why haven't you guys started yet?" "We're waiting for you." "Okay, well, I'm here, so turn that cIockwise" "Yeah, I know how to p ay the game." "Okay." "Hang on a second." "Someth ng's wrong." "What?" "I was ahead of you." "Somebody must have kicked the board?" "No, nobody kicked the board." "You cheated." "No, I didn't." "You cheated." "I knew you'd cheat." ""Cheater's " a strong word." "I didn't cheat." "I didn't cheat!" "Guys, guys." "please." "Bring it down." "Indoor voices." "Now, did you move the piece?" "Maybe I moved the piece by an accident." "Okay." "It was an accident." "How can you move a piece by acc dent?" "It's stuck to the game." "It's impossible." "You cheated." "No, no, no, Iet's not use that word." "No, stop saying "cheated."" "You cheated!" "Cheater!" "I didn't cheat!" "Come on." "Okay?" "Now, where did you move from?" "I was right here." "No, you weren't." "You were back there." "Okay." "Okay." "Here, careful." "God." "Okay, it's fixed." "You're such a baby." "I'm not a baby." "slow down." "slow down." "I'm not a baby." "You're a baby." "Nobody is a baby here." "I am not a baby!" "You're a lttle baby!" "I'm not a baby!" "Jeez, t won't stop!" "please." "Okay, Iet's p ay the game." "F ne." "Won't stop spinning." "What's wrong w th it?" "You broke it." "Oh, look, there's the card." "See?" "It fixed itself." "'aught cheat ng." "Automatic ejection"?" "Does it mean me?" "wei , you did move the piece." "He's the one who cheated." "WaIter!" "Hang on, Wa ter!" "I'II save you." "help!" "Wait a m nute!" "I got an idea!" "I'm gonna sw ng this amp up to you and you grab it, and I'lI pull you down." "I can't hang on any longer!" "Don't worry, I'II get another lamp." "Stand back." "WaIter?" "WaIter." "Oh, no." "You okay?" "Are you okay?" "Get away from me." "Sorry." "Don't talk to me till we get home." "That ook cool from down here?" "Because up there it was-- It was pretty ntense." "My heart's pump ng pretty good." "That was fun." "Can you just play so I can get out of here and get away from you?" "I told him I was sorry." "Whatever." "Okay, you know what we need to do?" "We need to get our heads right, okay?" "pul it together." "As a team." "The three of us." "You're up, big man." "Bring us home." "I got you, buddy." "I promise." "What's it say?" "He can't read." ""Lose map of galaxy." "Go back two spaces."" "I'm freezing my ass off." "Forty degrees?" "Those savages." "Yes." "Nine." "Good roll." "Good roll?" "Nine's a great roll." "I meant great." "It's gold." ""Shooting star." "Make a w sh as it passes."" "That's gotta be the best card in the whole game." "I'm almost to the end, look." "A few more and I w n." "I hope you win." "I don't care who wins." "Because you never win at anything." "Hey." "That's why he cheats, he can never win." "No, I don't." "You do." "And you almost got me killed." "It wasn't my fault." "It's not your fau t?" "How is it not your fault?" "This is all your fault." "Everything's your fault." "It's yourfauIt Mom and Dad got divorced." "Hey." "You suck." "Danny." "I get my wish now, don't I?" "Yeah." "Don't do it." "Don't do what?" "Don't wish what you're thinking." "You don't know what I'm thinking." "Yeah, we , I can te it ain't good." "L sten." "No matter how good an dea seems like when you're angry  t never is." "You gotta trust me on this one, WaIter." "What'd you wish for?" "I can't te you." "tell me." "You know the rules about wishing." "If told you, it won't" "tell me what you w shed for." "Get off me." "Danny." "Danny." "The card worked." "Yeah." "It worked, congratulations." "We're stuck in space now forever." "Leave him alone." "What did you wish for?" "This." "You w shed for a football?" "Signed by Brett Favre." "Why'd you wish for a football?" "You could have just wished the game over." "You could have wished us out of here." "I was under a Iot of pressure." "He was ye ling at me." "Why were you yelling at him?" "Okay, guys." "Here's the thing." "I've played this game before." "Okay?" "played t with my own brother 15 years ago." "You're a player?" "Yeah." "Just ike you guys." "We were fighting a Iot back then." "And when the game started, it got even worse." "Every time we spun, we got madder and madder at one another." "And then I landed on the star space." "The same one that waiter just anded on." "well, I was so mad at h m, that when the star passed I made my w sh." "What'd you wish for?" "I w shed that my brother had never been born." "Oh, my God." "Soon as I did it, I felt horrible." "I thought, you know, if I cou d spin again maybe I" " I couId land on another star space and" " And wish him back." "But the game wouldn't let me because it wasn't my turn." "WaIter." "There are some games you can't play alone." "So, what do we do now?" "We go back downstairs and we finish this th ng once and for all." "No more cheating." "No more arguing." "AII you guys have to do is spin a few more times." "I'lI he p you fight off whatever comes out." "deal?" "deal." "deal." "Is t getting hot in here?" "You blew out the pilot light on the furnace, rght?" "Stay put." "Zorgons." "My gerbil was in there." "This is bad." "This is very bad." "Why?" "We didn't get eaten." "Where did you leave the game?" "In the iving room." "Great." "The game's our only way home, and now the Zorgons are burning it." "There is one thing we can do." "Waiting for an nv tation?" "Come on." "Put your back into it." "Come on." "Why are we doing this?" "WaIter?" "You guys actually set the house on fire!" "Lisa's back." "Lisa's unfrozen." "You're okay." "You're okay, Lisa." "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Try and f nd the fire extinguisher!" "No, Lisa, wait." "No, Lisa, wait." "No, Lisa, no." "Stop!" "Lisa, don't ." "The Zorgons are attracted to fire." "Lisa, stop." "No, Lisa, don't do it!" "Lisa, don't do that." "We gotta keep the fire." "The Zorgons are attracted to fire!" "Lisa, wa t." "No, L sa, don't do it." "No, Lisa." "Great." "Now we'lI never get the game back." "Okay." "Don't worry." "They're back." "Who the hell are you?" "The astronaut." "From the game we're in." "Danny spun me." "What is that?" "What is that?" "What's go ng on?" "Where are we?" "Somebody p ease talk to me right now!" "AII rght, they're arming the harpoons." "They're gonna board us." "What's gonna board us?" "Guys, look alive." "What's gonna board us?" "The Zorgons." "What's a Zorgon?" "They're izard-men." "They eat meat." "We're meat!" "Come on, Iet's h de downstairs!" "Okay, listen, when they dock I'II sneak on the sh p and steal the game." "Got it?" "Hang on." "What?" "Did she say downstairs?" "Oh, no." "Hey, hey." "Just stay with us, and everything wi I be okay." "I'II never eave you." "Move, move, move." "Go, go." "Okay." "It's gotten pretty serious out there." "I need you guys to h de in here." "I'II keep in touch with these." "They won't work." "Danny broke them." "He pulled off the antenna." "They're completely destroyed." "Testing." "It works." "L sten, keep the volume low." "only use that f you need me." "Wa" " Wait, where are you going?" "I'm gonna go find the game." "He has gorgeous eyes." "What?" "He obviously fee s very protective over me." "I just...." "I just feel so safe around h m." "Zorgons." "Oh, my God." "The place is crawling with them." "Thay're all over tha basemant." "Wait, I thlnk ln the corner I sea tha game." "Yaah, the box is right thara." "Hang on, I'm-- l'm gonna get closer." "Did he get the game?" "hello?" "What's going on?" "Are you there?" "He o?" "What's happening?" "hello?" "Is he dead?" "The game was right there." "It was rght across from the furnace." "I couldn't get it." "There's too many of them down there." "They're all overthe basement." "Are there any upstairs?" "Not yet." "But as soon as they're done down there...." "It's okay." "You tried your hardest." "We believe in you." "will you please?" "Okay." "The dumbwaiter." "What?" "The dumbwa ter is across from the furnace." "It's a little elevator." "You could sneak right in it we'II lower you down you could grab the game and we'II pull you right back up." "So easy." "Right, WaIter?" "Yeah, but he's too big." "Yeah." "It was a good plan, though." "It was a great plan." "Yeah, it was." "It was." "Too bad he wouldn't fit." "I wou dn't even fit." "I sure wish we knew someone that was small enough." "Do we really need the game?" "How you doing in there?" "Okay." "Listen to me." "It's gonna be rea easy, okay?" "Just gonna ower you down there, grab the game, and we'lI pull you up." "Yeah." "Noth ng's gonna happen to you, okay?" "Yeah." "Because I'm your brother." "And that's what being a brother means." "Means I'I never let anything happen to you." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Okay." "This is just gonna take a few seconds, okay?" "Hey, WaIter?" "Yeah?" "I'm sorry I cheated." "I know." "You ready to do this?" "I'm ready." "He's right there." "Guys, why did you stop?" "Guys, come on." "I'm not at the bottom yet." "help me." "Come on." "That's it." "pull, pull." "Come on, come on." "Go." "Go." "They're back." "They're coming up the stairs." "Get out of here." "Go on." "Go, go, go." "Oh, no." "Guys." "It was just the box." "Wait." "I see the game." "It's on the Zorgon sh p." "But I think I can get it." "Danny, do not get on that ship." "Just stay put." "We'll come and gat you." "Danny." "Danny." "Danny, listen to ma." "The Zorgons are up here." "Just stay put." "The pulley broke-- --figura out" "We got rope" " So just stay put." "Danny." "Danny, are you there?" "Danny, the Zorgons ara up hara." "If you can hear me, listen." "We're not pulling you up right now." "Stay put." "We just saw one." "Hold tight." "It's just a goat." "It's just a goat." "It's just a" "It's not a goat." "It's not a goat." "It's not a goat." "It's not a goat." "It's not a goat." "It's not a goat." "It's not a goat." "Guys, pul me up." "They got goats with four eyes." "Guys!" "Qu ck!" "I have the game!" "Come on." "WaIter." "I told you wouldn't let anything happen to you." "Come on." "Emergancy." "alien life form." "Must dastroy." "He still wants to kill me." "Use the card." "Quick." "Reprogram." "alien life form." "Must dastroy." "alien life form." "Must dastroy." "Guess that's what the reprogram card's for." "I Iike that card." "It's a good card." "Where's Lisa?" "Lisa is upstairs." "Wat fell?" "little excess ve, but I I ke it." "Come on." "Come on, come on, come on." "Okay, spin it, buddy." "almost there." "I got it." ""flunk space academy." "Go back one space."" "I'm not even gonna comment on that." "My turn." ""Hit time warp." "Go back three spaces." "Repeat last turn."" "I get another w sh." "Thanks for helping us out." "I wish the astronaut had h s brother back." "You wished for two of me?" "No." "I" "I w shed the astronaut guy had his brother back." "Danny." "Who are you?" "It's me." "It's waiter." "I'm your brother." "What?" "Wha--?" "No, you're not." "He is." "Yes." "I'm older, but I'm him." "I came back for you." "What's going on here?" "That was awesome." "Thank you." "I...." "I didn't" "You did a good job." "You did better than I did." "Thanks." "Now, make sure he gets home safe, okay?" "Okay." "He was me." "Yeah." "Oh, my God." "And I wanted to" "Ten." "You need 10 to win." "Need a 10." "Need a 10." "One." "God, I suck." ""would you Iike to swing on a star?" "Move ahead nine spaces."" "Danny, you won." "I won?" "He won?" "You won, Danny." "You beat the game." "You won the game." "We can go home." "I reached Zathura!" ""Game over." "Thank you for playing"?" "That's t?" "Now what?" "I think we're home." "WaIter!" "Lisa!" "It's a b ack hole!" "Zathura s a b ack hole!" "Danny!" "No!" "Two-run shot." "Ara you kidding me?" "A's up 5-4." "Kelth Foulke laads the bigs ln homa runs given up by a reliaver with six." "Bottom nine." "Red Sox down, 5-4." "Octavio Dotel ln for tha sava." "He ain't really saving a whole lot." "Ha walks 'Blg Papl" Ortlz to tie up the inning." "Kevin Millar up naxt." "Aftar an Ortiz walk, ninth inning...." "WaIter?" "Don't push that button." "Let's get back to the here and now." "No way it's gonna happan again, is lt?" "No way." "No, it doasn't happen again." "miliar pops out to left field." "Richard's back!" "I did it." "You won the game." "I won the game." "I beat Zathura." "We're home." "We're home!" "We did it." "We're home." "I dist nctIy remember asking you guys not to kill each other." "Dad, it was so awesome." "There was this game..." "...it sent us to outer space." "There was a black hole." "We almost had to stay forever." "I stole the game from the Zorgons." "And I saw myself older." "Sounds I ke a Iot of fun." "It's almost 3:00, and Mom's gonna be here any minute." "Grab all games and books, whatever you wanna take to her house." "Come on, get ready to go." "Good throw." "Right to the chest." "Catch this one." "Caught it." "Nice." "AII right, ready?" "Here we go." "Brett Favre takes the snap." "He's ooking." "It's a great pass." "Touchdown." "Touchdown." "Just a second, Mom." "Hey, Mom." "What happened to the football signed by Brett Favre?" "It's gone." "What happened to it?" "It never happened." "Oh, right." "We never speak of this." "Okay?" "Never happened." "Never happened." "still th nk I have gorgeous eyes?" "WaIter." "What?"