"What am I sitting on?" "Top of the world?" "Dock of the bay?" "I'm out." "Oh, undies!" "Whose are they?" "Whose are they?" "Not mine." "Joey's!" "Got to be Joey's." "They're mine." "See, Joey's." "They're Joe-Joe-Joey's." "Why are they here?" "I don't know." "I'm Joey." "I'm disgusting." "I take my underwear off in other people's homes." "Get them out of here." "What's wrong with you?" "Take them!" "I got them." "You can touch them." "They're yours." "Chandler?" "A word?" "I'm tired of covering for you two." "This has got to stop." "Tighty-whiteys?" "What are you, eight?" "Thank you, Joey, so much." "You're not welcome, okay?" "Look, I hate this." "You guys keep embarrassing me." "Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom." "I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play." "Then one thing led to another and... ." "And around the ankles, that is a tough spot." "It was." "All right, listen" "All this lying has been hard on us too." "Yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier." "Yeah, actually." "We'll be more careful." "We don't want them to know because it's going really well." "And maybe it's going well because it's a secret." "It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships." "We are." "Help us!" "Help!" "All right." "But you do it with me once." "Didn't think so." "The One with Ross' Sandwich" "English Subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "What are you reading?" "Wuthering Heights." "I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class." "You're taking a class?" "That's so cool." "I really liked that Lamaze class I took." "I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual..." "... witha lesspainfulfinalexam ." "That sounds like fun." "Oh, you should come with me!" "Then I'll have someone to sit with." "Do you have time to read it?" "I read it in school." "This is going to be so much fun!" "I have to finish." "What's wrong, buddy?" "Someone at work ate my sandwich." "What did the police say?" "My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich." "I can't believe someone ate it." "It's just a sandwich." "Just a sandwich?" "I am 30 years old, okay?" "I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted." "That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!" "Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!" "I have enough for one more sandwich." "I was going to eat it myself, but... ." "Mon, that would be incredible." "Thank you so much." "I still can't believe someone ate it!" "Look, I left a note and everything." ""Knock-knock. " "Who's there?"" ""Ross Geller's lunch. "" ""Ross Geller's lunch, who?"" ""Ross Geller's lunch." "Please don't take me." "Okay?"" "I'm surprised you didn't wear it home." "Want to keep your food?" "Scare people off." "I learned that on the street." "Really?" "What would you say, Pheebs?" "Stuff like:" ""Keep your mitts off my grub" ." "Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie ?" "This'll keep them away from your stuff." "Phoebe, you are a badass!" "Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop." "He stabbed me first!" "The Bronté sisters were remarkable women for their time." "They lived in a patriarchal society." "Sorry I'm late, but I left late." "So what is the book about?" "Didn't you read it in high school?" "I started it, but then there was this pep rally." "And I was on top of the pyramid." "But anyway..." "... what'sthebookabout?" "It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff." "It takes place on these creepy moors in England." "Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character." "I totally get symbolism." "How would you characterize the theme of this book?" "Let's see... ." "Rachel Greene?" "I would have to say that it's a tragic love story." "That's sort of a given..." "... but,yes." "Anyone else?" "Symbolism!" "And the wildness of the moors..." "... whichI think,is mirrored..." "... inthewildness of Heathcliff's character." "Excellent!" "What Rachel has shrewdly observed here... ." "You completely stole my answer!" "Honey, that was pretty obvious." "How would you know?" "You didn't read it!" "What do you think?" "You in the blue shirt?" "I think that yours is a question with many possible answers." "Would you care to venture one?" "Would you care to venture one?" "Are you just repeating me?" "Are you just repeating me?" "All right." "Let's move on." "Okay, then." "Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book?" "I didn't want him to think I was stupid." "That was really embarrassing, what happened to you." "Your note?" "Amazing!" "Not only did no one touch my sandwich..." "... butpeopleat workare  actually afraid of me." "A guy called me "Mental. "" ""Mental Geller. "" "I've always wanted a cool nickname like that." "The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller. "" "It was the water fountain, okay?" "!" "Anyway..." "... peoplearewriting reports for me..." "... pushingbackdeadlines to fit my schedule." "I tell you, you get tough with people..." "... andyoucanget  anything you want." "Hey, Tribbiani!" "Give me that coffee!" "Now!" "This was really fun." "I've been wondering if you'd ask me out." "So you still wondering?" "No." "We just went out." "You're smart." "I like that." "Oh, candles!" "What is that, a blanket?" "A video camera?" "Oh, my God!" "I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date!" "Joey, is what she just said... ." "Oh, my God!" "You're actually going" "What is going on here?" "And with Chandler in the next room." "What are you, sick?" "I'm Joey." "I mean, I'm disgusting." "I make low-budget adult films." "You promised to be more careful!" "The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud!" "We're so sorry." "I'm telling everyone." "It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig!" "No, there's a better explanation." "Tell them you had to make an adult film for your..." "... adultfilmclass." "I like that." "But no!" "How does that explain my underwear at your place?" "I don't know." "Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet." "I promise to come up with something." "Just give us time." "All right." "But it better make me look really good." "And another thing:" "The video camera?" "Nice!" "May I have a word?" "Of course, Donald." "We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part." "Threatening letters..." "... refusaltomeetdeadlines." "Apparently people now call you Mental." "We want you to speak to a psychiatrist." "You don't understand." "This is so silly." "This is all just because of a sandwich." "A sandwich?" "You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches." "Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle." "I call it "The Moistmaker. "" "Anyway, I put my sandwich in the fridge... ." "Oh, you know what?" "I'm sorry." "I believe I ate that." "You ate my sandwich?" "A simple mistake." "It can happen to anyone." "Oh, really?" "Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?" "Do you, perhaps, remember..." "... seeinga noteon topofit?" "There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind." "That said it was..." "... mysandwich!" "Now calm down." "Look in my office." "Some may be in the trash." "It was quite large." "I had to throw most of it away." "You threw my sandwich away?" "My sandwich?" "!" "What's this book about?" "You didn't read it, either?" "I was going to, but I accidentally read something else." "Vogue." "So tell me about Jane Eyre." "No, read it yourself." "Come on, don't be such a goody-goody." "Fine." "All right." "So, Jane Eyre?" "First you'd think she's a woman, but she's not." "She's a cyborg." "A cyborg?" "lsn't that like a robot?" "This book was light years ahead of its time." "Sorry I'm late." "Let's get started." "What did you think of Jane Eyre ?" "Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights." "Go ahead, Rachel." "Thank you, Phoebe." "What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre  washowthebookwas so ahead of its time." "If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right." "Well, feminism, yes." "But also the robots." "Since that video camera thing didn't work out..." "... IthoughtthatIwouldgiveyou just a little preview." "You're naked!" "I know!" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I saw a psychiatrist at work today." "Why?" "On account of my rage." "Which, if I may say, right now is out of control." "He gave me a pill for it." "A pill?" "When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence..." "... becauseI yelledat my boss, I started to get worked up again." "So he offered me a tranquilizer." "And I thought it was a good idea." "So I took it." "They're making you take time off work?" "And you're okay with that?" "I don't know." "It's going to be weird not having a job for a while." "But I definitely don't care about my sandwich." "It's so embarrassing!" "I can't believe you let me go on like that!" "I'm sorry." "It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop." "That was not funny!" "I snapped, okay?" "You weren't taking the class seriously." "Come on!" "What is the big deal?" "I thought it'd be something we could do together." "I thought it would be fun." "Fun is good." "But I also wanted to learn." "People talk about what they learned in high school." "I never went." "So you really wanted to learn." "You know, Pheebs, I just wanted to have fun." "You know who should go?" "I know!" "I know!" "I know!" "Monica, you asked the question." "Oh, my god, that's Monica!" "You get away from me, you sick, sick, sicko!" "What's going on?" "Joey has got a secret peephole!" "He has a naked picture of Monica!" "He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them!" "Oh!" "Dude, that's my sister!" "Give me that!" "Wait!" "Everybody calm down, okay?" "Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!" "I am not a pervert, okay?" "It's just... ." "I just kind of... ." "I think I can explain this." "Thank you." "Joey's a sex addict." "What?" "!" "No, I'm not!" "It's okay!" "It's good!" "It's a disease." "I am not a sex addict!" "Yes, you are!" "That's the only way to explain all this stuff!" "No, it isn't." "It's not." "Because you could also explain it with the truth!" "What is the truth?" "What's up?" "What's going on?" "I slept with Monica." "Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that." "You slept with my sister?" "Yes, but it was" "We just did it once, in London." "This is not good for my rage." "Is this true?" "Of course, it's true." "How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?" "Yes, it's true." "If it happened once, how come we found your underwear in our apartment?" "That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London." "Right, Monica?" "I guess I wanted to keep it..." "... asa souvenir." "My God, Monica!" "Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?" "If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica." "She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!" "That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself." "That makes sense." "And the video camera?" "I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey." "But, sadly, I could not be enticed." "Unbelievable!" "You really kept Joey's underwear?" "Why?" "Why would you do that?" "I'm Monica." "I'm disgusting." "I stalk guys and keep their underpants." "I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not." "Now, I'm going to get back to my bucket." "I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs." "You were making a good point." "I mean, till you got cut off." "What's up with that girl Monica?" "I don't know." "I didn't come with her." "Hey, everybody!" "Everybody, guess what!" "I just convinced Carl to give us a test." "Test?" "Come on!" "Tests make us all better learners!" "Oh, yeah!" "We should have essay questions!" "What are you doing?" "I reorganized the fridge." "See?" "Bottom shelf, meats and dairy." "Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables." "And top shelf, expired products." "Why are you doing this?" "Because I'm bored out of my mind." "I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners." "Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff." "Spread it out a little." "Haven't you ever been unemployed?" "I'm not unemployed." "I'm on sabbatical." "Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?" "A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing." "That's why we have comfortable chairs." "Here, sit down." "Ready?" "Watch." "And then... ." "So, what?" "We just sit?" "Oh, no, no." "We're not going to just sit." "Watch." "Hello, Chandler Bing." "Hello, Mr. Bing." "I love you!" "All right, whoever this is, stop calling me!" "It's been 6 months!" "It's not funny!" "But I love you!" "Leave me alone!" "For the love of God, leave me alone!" "And that's Wednesday." "The One with The lnappropriate Sister" "English Subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "Hey, you guys!" "Guess what?" "The British are coming?" "Oh, you and your ways." "Since it's Christmas, I'm going to be collecting donations." "I have my bell, and later on I get my bucket." "I'll be spreading joy to the people." "Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough." "So this year, I'm doing the whole city." "I knew a girl in high school who did that." "She was very popular." "So, Pheebs, where are you doing your bell ringing?" "They gave me a great spot right by Macy's." "They never give a good spot to a rookie..." "... butI 'mtheonlyone who can say  "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages." "I lied!" "Oh, my God." "Here's Danny." "Just watch this." "See?" "Still pretending he's not interested." "He's coming over." "Pretend we've forgotten who he is." "Hey, guys." "Hey, Danny." "Oh, Danny!" "Hey!" "You know Rachel." "She's nice." "She's not bad to look at, right?" "Thanks, Mon." "Of course." "Do you want to go out on a date with her?" "Absolutely." "Is Friday okay?" "Friday is perfect." "She can't wait." "On the date, I'll be able to talk to her directly?" "See you Friday." "Okay, what the hell was that?" "You know what?" "Don't answer me." "I have a date with Danny!" "How could I not get the part?" "The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens!" "Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available." "She's a woman!" "What can I say?" "She nailed it!" "Is there anything else?" "You'll just say no again, but..." "... gayporn?" "Happy Holidays!" "Feliz Navidad !" "Allo and Merry Christmas!" "Oh, thank you, sir!" "Here's some joy." "How's it going?" "It's going okay." "Good." "Let me help you out." "Oh, thanks!" "Is that a new suede jacket?" "It looks really expensive." "Yeah." "I guess." "Just get your nails done?" "Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?" "Thanks." "Happy Holidays!" "Here's your joy." "Thank you!" "Happy Holidays and-- Wait." "You can't take money out." "I'm making change for the bus." "Can't you leave the dollar for the poor?" "I'm poor." "I got to take the bus." "Okay." "Seasons Greetings!" "But still" "Bite me, blondie!" "I'm going to give him something besides joy." "Just" "I can't believe I didn't get that part." "I'm sorry, man." "What you should do..." "... ismakesomethinghappen for yourself." "You know, like write a play." "Or a movie." "What about those Good Will Hunting guys?" "Be realistic, you know?" "If I did write something..." "... whatarethechancesIcould  get those guys to star in it?" "Wait a second." "I could star in it!" "Or that." "I can't write." "I mean, I'm an actor." "I don't have the discipline that it takes." "I can't do it." "I'll help you." "Yeah." "I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it." "Plus it'll give me something to do." "You'd do that for me?" "Thanks." "We'll start slow." "All you have to come up with tonight..." "... isthename of your main character." "Done." "And it can't be Joey." "It's not." "Or Joseph." "Oh." "What's up?" "I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl..." "... andhehadhis arm  around her." "Honey, I'm sorry." "You should be." "This is all your fault." "You meddled in our relationship!" "You had no relationship!" "But I was doing my thing, and everything..." "... wasgoingaccordingtotheplan!" "Oh, God stop with the plan!" "So what if you saw him with a girl?" "That doesn't mean anything." "You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about..." "... thatstupidsubwaygirl." "She was kind of stupid." "You're right." "I'm just going to go on the date." "I'm just going to go on the date." "That is the new plan." "Hurry!" "How do you spell "suspicious"?" "Why?" "I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff." "Chandler Bing, seven!" "Chandler Bing, zero!" "You're driving me crazy." "I'll stop." "Don't stop." "Move the bowl further away." "Ross could make that shot." "You suck." "But at least you suck at a man's game now." "Want to play?" "I can't play games." "Ross'll be home soon." "I have to write 5 pages to stick to his schedule." "So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home." "All right." "But listen, what do you say we..." "... crankitup anotch?" "I'm intrigued." "All right." "All we need is a little lighter fluid." "But be careful." "I want our security deposit back." "We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts." "Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?" "Thank you!" "Happy Holiday." "No, that's trash, young lady." "You can't" "Stop that young lady!" "She donated trash!" "The charity's on fire!" "Help!" "Thank you." "I need that!" "What is this?" "It's nine o'clock in the morning!" "All right. "A room." "A man enters." "He looks suspicious. "" "That's it?" "You're supposed to have five pages done by now..." "... includinganexcitingincident." "What is all this?" ""The Official Rulebook of Fireball. "" "That's the game we played." "It's great." "You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter" "This is helping your career?" "You wanted to be an actor." "Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game. "" "You're right." "I'll get back to work." "Shame on you!" "You should know better!" "Joey needs to work." "Now come on." "You can have this when the 5 pages are done." "I had a nice time tonight." "So did I." "I'm really glad Monica asked us out." "I'd love to ask you in but my sister's visiting." "I think she's asleep on the couch." "Your sister?" "Your sister's asleep on the couch?" "I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!" "I thought I heard you." "Hey, great, you're up." "Rachel, my sister Krista." "Nice to meet you." "I wish you'd warned me." "I'd have fixed myself up." "Like it would help." "You are so bad." "You are." "You are." "You are." "You are!" "You are so dead!" "I'm going to get you." "Come here!" "It's very nice to meet you." "Nobody!" "Nobody respects the bucket!" "You wouldn't believe what people put in here!" "Does this look like a garbage can to you?" "Does it look like an ashtray?" "Does it look like a urinal?" "So you going back out there?" "Yeah, but I won't take anymore crap." "No more Mrs. Nice Bucket." "Good." "You're tough." "You lived on the street." "I'll go back to being Street Phoebe." "But not totally back." "Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys." "Can I ask you guys something?" "I don't have brothers so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle?" "Oh, yeah." "All the time." "In fact, I was undefeated." "Well, you weighed 200 pounds." "Still, I was quick as a cat." "I met Danny's sister yesterday." "That was the girl on the subway." "You're kidding." "They were very, you know..." "... wrestle-y." "But I guess that's normal?" "We don't wrestle now." "Not since I got too strong for you." "Too strong for me?" "You want to go right now?" "I'll take you right now, buddy!" "You want to go?" "Oh, fine." "Ready?" "Wrestle!" "Okay, you know what?" "Actually, that helps a lot." "Thanks." "Let's go!" "The puck drops in 20 minutes!" "Joey's not going." "I didn't finish my 5 pages." "Finish them tomorrow." "Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages." "Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work." "Cut him some slack." "If he relaxes, he'll get some work done." "I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you..." "... andFireball." "If you think Fireball's relaxing, you've never played." "You're doing this because you're bored." "It's not his fault you're unemployed." "I am not unemployed." "I'm on sabbatical!" "Guys, don't fight." "And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend." "If you were a friend, you'd be doing the same." "So being a friend means being a jerk?" "If it does, then you're an amazing friend of mine." "Let's settle this over a game of Fireball." "I'll unhook the smoke detectors." "Let's settle this right now." "There." "Now no one's going to the game." "I paid for those!" "You said you would, but you didn't." "Oh, yeah." "We finally get to the top of the mountain..." "... andairheadhere forgets the camera." "The same thing happened to me one time." "When did that happen to you?" "Remember?" "We were jogging and saw that bird." "I wanted to take a picture but I didn't have my camera." "Chasing the churro guy is not jogging." "Oh, this is so good." "You have got to try it." "Damn." "I got it on my pants." "Here, I'll get it." "We better take them off or the stain will set." "I want to wear them tonight." "Oh, great." "Okay, bye." "Oh, my God!" "That was unbelievable." "See?" "I told you." "Yeah, wow." "Sorry." "I don't believe they're brother and sister." "They're brother and sister?" "!" "Wait a minute." "Open your hand." "Let me take a look." "Quarter, dime." "Lint?" "Not interested in that." "What's this?" "A Canadian coin?" "Get out of here!" "Whoa!" "No drinks near the bucket." "Set it down there and then you can make a contribution." "You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too." "Hi, Bob." "I thought I told you to get out of here!" "Phoebe, we've been getting complaints." "We're moving you to a less high-profile spot." "Ginger's taking this corner." "That chick can't handle my corner." "Look, either you leave or we remove you." "Fine." "I'll give you one pointer." "Look out for that bitch." "I thought we said seven." "You know what?" "Let's skip it." "What?" "Why?" "You and your sister seem to have a very special bond" "Oh, great." "That "special bond" again." "Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister?" "I don't know, but" "Do you have brothers?" "No, I have two sisters." "But one has a very masculine energy." "Are you close?" "No." "They're not very nice people." "I like you." "I think this could go somewhere." "So I'm close to my family." "Don't let it stand in our way." "Well, I don't know... ." "When you put it that way" "Danny?" "Hurry up." "The bath's getting cold." "I'll see you later." "There's some kids playing in the street." "Want to go give them a project, ruin their day?" "If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it..." "... andteachthemanewgame:" ""Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball. "" "Hey, guys!" "I was at the library." "I already finished my 5 pages." "Now we can go to the Ranger game..." "lastnight!" "No, dude." "Ross tore up the tickets." "I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus, huh?" "Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!" "The important thing is I finished it." "And I think it's really good." "But it would help if I could hear it." "Would you guys read it for me?" "Yeah, all right." "All right." ""It's a typical New York apartment." "Two guys are hanging out. "" ""Hey, man. "" ""What is up?"" ""About yesterday." "I was really wrong." "I am sorry. "" ""No, it was me." "I'm sorry." "I overreacted. "" ""Maybe it was both of us." "But we had our best friend's inter" "But we had our best friend's interest at heart. "" ""Could I be more sorry?"" ""I don't know." "I am one sorry..." "... polontologist."" "All right, Joey, we get it." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too." "Keep reading." "The good part's coming up." ""I am sorry, Chandler. "" ""I am sorry, Ross. "" ""A handsome man enters. "" ""I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both." "You." "You wouldn't let me give up on myself." "And you." "You co-created Fireball. "" ""The End. "" "This took you all day?" "No, this took five minutes." "I spent the rest of the day coming up with New Ultimate Fireball!" ""It's a typical New York apartment." "Two girls are just hanging out. " Go." ""Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?" -"I'm doing just fine." "God, Tiffany, you smell so great. "" ""It's my new perfume." "Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it. "" "Joey, you are sick." "This is disgusting." "I'm not reading this." "Wait, wait, wait!" "The handsome man was about to enter!" "Any entertainment there?" "All right." "Here we go!" "1 999, the year of Joey." "We're very happy for you." "What's the matter?" "We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else will so... ." "All right, I'll take care of it." "Thirty-three... thirty-two... thirty-one... ." "Who are you kissing at midnight?" "Rachel or Phoebe?" "You can't kiss your sister." "Who will kiss my sister?" "Chandler." "Oh, man!" "Really?" "Would you rather have me or him kiss her?" "That's a good point." "Since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe." "Pheebs!" "Listen." "Ross wants to kiss you at midnight." "So obvious." "Why doesn't he just ask?" "I'm going to kiss you at midnight." "You can't kiss Ross." "You got the history." "So?" "Would you prefer me or Chandler?" "Good point." "Three... two...one!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year." "You too." "Happy New Year, Joey." "So, that do anything for you?" "The One with All the Resolutions" "English Subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "You know what?" "I'm going to go out on a limb and say, "No divorces in '99! "" "But your divorce isn't final yet." "Just the one divorce in '99!" "I'm going to be happy this year." "I'm going to make myself happy." "Do you want us to leave the room?" "Every day, I am going to do one thing I have never done before." "That is my New Year's resolution." "That's a good one!" "Mine is to pilot a commercial jet." "Now you only have to find a planeload of people..." "... whoseresolutionis  to plummet to their deaths." "Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends." "Especially the ones who might fly you to Europe for free." "She has a better chance of flying up your nose..." "... thanyoudo of  not making fun of us." "I'll bet $50 you can't go the year without making fun of us." "Better yet, a week." "I'll take that bet, my friend." "Paying me the $50 can be..." "... the" newthingyoudo" thatday." "And it starts right now!" "My New Year's resolution is to learn how to play guitar." "Really?" "How come?" "You know those special skills I have listed on my résumé?" "I would love it if one of those was true." "Want me to teach you?" "I'm great." "Really?" "Who have you taught?" "I taught me and I loved me." "That'd be great!" "Yeah, thanks, Pheebs." "Look." "Blaire forgot her glasses." "She'll need these to keep an eye on that boyfriend." "Who, from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler..." "... inhisdeskdrawer, if you know what I mean!" "Maybe your resolution should be to gossip less." "What?" "I don't gossip." "Maybe sometimes I find out things." "Or I hear something and I pass that information on." "You know, kind of like a public service." "It doesn't mean I'm a gossip." "Is Ted Koppel a gossip?" "If Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs, I would." "They were like this!" "I'll see you tomorrow." "I just asked that girl out." "Nice!" "Is that part of your "new thing" for today?" "Yes, it is." "See?" ""Elizabeth..." "... Hornswoggle?"" "That's right." "Elizabeth Hornswoggle." "You okay, Chandler?" "Something funny about that name?" "No, I just think I've heard it somewhere before." "Oh, really?" "Where?" "Somewhere funny I'll bet." "Guess what?" "I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle." "Oh, this must be killing you!" "All right, see you later." "All right, Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson." "No, you don't touch the guitar." "First you learn here, then here." "Lesson One:" "Chords." "Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords." "But I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them." "So then, this is "Bear Claw. "" ""Turkey Leg" ..." "... and" OldLady."" "What an interesting approach to guitar instruction!" "You know, some might find it amusing." "I myself find it regular." "Hey, everybody!" "Rachel was so good today." "She didn't gossip at all." "I didn't." "Even when I found out" "Let's say I found out something about someone..." "... andlet'sjustsay ..." "... she'sgoingto keepit." "Check this out." "You nailed the Old Lady!" "I thought I was getting better, so I stopped by this guitar store" "Did you touch any of the guitars there?" "Did you?" "No." "Give me your hands." "Strings." "Pick." "Do you want to learn to play guitar?" "Then don't touch one!" "Hi, Ben." "Auntie Monica!" "Ross is wearing leather pants!" "Does nobody else see Ross is wearing leather pants?" "Someone comment on the pants!" "I think they're very nice." "I really like them a lot." "Not what I had in mind." "People like Ross don't wear these types of pants." "You see, they're very tight." "Maybe there's something in that area?" "I think they look really good." "Where'd you get them?" "I needed a "new thing" for today." "There's this leather store that always smells so good." "And I thought to myself, "Wow!" "I've never owned..." "... areallygood-smelling pair of pants before. "" "Oh, come on!" "What do you think?" "You look like a freak." "Awful!" "What are you doing?" "It's my New Year's resolution." "To blind my child?" "To take pictures of us together." "It's the best resolution." "Everyone can enjoy them." "Everyone will enjoy my music as well." "My God, these pants!" "I'm burning up." "Oh God!" "She wants to snuggle now?" "ls she trying to kill me?" "It's like a volcano in here!" "Are you hot?" "It must just be me then." "That was just the pants and the couch." "Do you mind if I use your bathroom?" "Go ahead." "Thanks." "My favorite part's coming up!" "Oh, my God!" ""Tiger. "" ""Dragon. "" ""Iceberg! "" "Joseph, did you even study at all last night?" "Yes, I did!" "Then do lceberg." "G-sharp." "G-sharp?" "Have you been studying the real names of the chords?" "Have you?" "Oh, my God!" "What?" "I didn't touch a guitar!" "But you're questioning my method!" "No, I'm not questioning it." "I'm saying it's stupid!" "What?" "Thank you." "You know, none of my other student..." "... thoughtI wasstupid." "Your other student was you!" "Well, maybe you just need to try a little harder!" "Maybe I need to try a real teacher!" "Here!" "Andy Cooper." "He teaches guitar." "There's a picture of him with a kid." "And the kid's got a guitar!" "Fine!" "You learn from your "qualified instructor. "" "But don't come crying when everyone is sick..." "... ofhearingyouplay "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" !" "Oh, fine." "Take his side!" "I can 't wait to be with you." "I'll sneak over as soon as I can." "I'll tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry." "Laundry." "Is that my new nickname?" "You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big" "Joey, it's Ross." "I need some help." "Chandler's not here." "You can help me." "I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom." "Nice!" "No, I got really hot in my pants so I took them off." "But they must have shrunk from the sweat." "Or my legs expanded from the heat." "I can't get them back on, Joey." "I can't!" "That is quite a situation." "Do you see any powder?" "Powder!" "Yeah, I have powder." "Good, good." "Sprinkle some on." "It'll absorb moisture." "Then you can get your pants on." "Yeah, hold on." "They're not coming on, man." "You see any... ." "Oh, Vaseline?" "I see lotion." "I have lotion." "Will that work?" "Sure, throw some of that on there." "Hold on." "Ross, you okay?" "They're still not coming on, man." "And the lotion and the powder have made a paste." "Really?" "What color is it?" "What difference does that make?" "If the paste matches the pants, you can make paste pants..." "... andshewon'tknow!" "Do you have a minute?" "Dude, what am l" "Rachel's here, so good luck." "Let me know how it goes." "Joey, I have such a problem." "Your timing couldn't be better." "I'm putting out fires all over the place." "I have got to tell you something." "What is it?" "It's so huge!" "But promise me you cannot tell anyone." "No, no, no!" "I don't want to know." "You do want to know." "This is unbelievable!" "I'm tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets..." "... andcan'ttellanyone." "You know secrets?" "You're not supposed to gossip!" "I can't keep this in." "So I pick up the phone" "I'm not listening to you!" "You've been in there for a long time." "I'm starting to get kind of freaked out." "All right, I'm coming out." "Hey, can you turn the lights off?" "Let's just leave the lights on." "Oh, my God!" "I had a problem." "I can't talk to you." "I don't have a fancy ad in the yellow pages." "I want to apologize for saying your method was stupid." "And maybe, ask you to be my teacher again?" "I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready." "You really think I'm ready?" "Wow, cool!" "Was the chord at least right" "Oh, my God!" "We heard about your pants." "I'm so sorry." "This year was supposed to be great." "It's only the second day, and I'm a loser..." "... withstupidleatherpants that don't even fit!" "You're not a loser." "Look at me!" "Hey, look!" "Ben drew a picture of you." "You're a cowboy!" "Because of the leather pants?" "He thinks you're a cowboy, not a loser." "That's something!" "It really is something." "Howdy, partner!" "Maybe I should get another pair." "You know, they had some..." "... withfringealldownthesides ." "I'm going to go kiss Ben good night." "I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy!" "I would make a good cowboy." "Now that everything's wrapped up, I'll do my laundry." "Yeah, me too." "If this shirt is dirty." "I'm going to the airport." "If I hang around there long enough..." "... someone'sboundto leave a plane unattended." "Good luck, honey." "Bye." "Remember that thing I was going to tell you about?" "I won't tell you." "But if you found out on your own... ." "That would be okay, and we could talk about it." "Well, then it wouldn't be a secret." "So that would be okay." "Would you mind going into Chandler's bedroom..." "... andgettingthatbook he borrowed from me?" "Now?" "You want me to go over there now?" "Do you know something?" "Do you?" "I might know something." "I might too." "What do you know?" "You tell me first." "I can't." "Then I can't." "Okay, fine." "You don't know." "I'll walk into his bedroom and see the thing..." "... IthinkIknowisactually the thing I think I know!" "You know!" "And you know!" "Yeah, I know!" "Chandler and Monica?" "Oh, this is unbelievable!" "How long have you known?" "Too long!" "I've been dying to talk to someone about this!" "You can't say anything to anybody." "They're so weird about that." "It's raining." "I don't like to fly in the rain." "I am going to go for a walk in the rain." "Me too." "That's weird." "I bet they're doing it." "Okay, look." "I can't take it anymore." "So you win." "Okay?" "Here." "Fly a jet?" "Make it a spaceship..." "... soyoucanget back to your home planet!" "Phone call for you." "Tom Jones." "He wants his pants back!" "And Hornswoggle?" "Are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock ?" "Come on, Joey!" "I told you everything I knew last night." "It's not that big a deal." "So they're doing it." "I cannot believe you would say that!" "Sorry." "Monica and Chandler are making love." "No, I mean, come on." "This is a huge deal!" "I need more details." "Who initiated the first kiss?" "I don't know." "Is he romantic with her?" "I don't know." "Are they in love?" "I don't know." "You don't know anything." "I know one thing." "They did it right there." "The One with Chandler's Work Laugh" "English Subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "Could I have a scone?" "Want to hear some good news?" "Someone I know is getting married." "Weddings are happy occasions." "Oh, it's my ex-wife, Emily!" "Sorry, man." "Here's your scone." "Thanks." "Stupid British snack food!" "Did they teach you that in anger management?" "You know what might help you deal with it?" "You two are in the past." "You can't be mad about the past." "Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase?" "Nobody's mad about that." "Exactly!" "Because it's in the past." "Anybody going to eat that?" "Look at us all dressed up for the party." "What are we celebrating?" "We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas." "Our friends aren't here." "We can be a real couple." "We don't have to hide." "I know." "I can do this." "And I can do this." "We can't do that." "Hey, Bing!" "Who's the pretty lady, and what is she doing with you?" "I asked myself that very question, sir." "My boss, Doug." "This is Monica." "Hi." "This is my wife, Kara." "Nice to meet you." "Did you hear about the new law firm working for us?" "Dewey, Cheatem  Howe." "Let's go drink our body weight." "What was that?" "That noise you made?" "Oh, my work laugh." "Your work laugh?" "If you're going to survive this party, come up with one too." "All right." "Check me out." "He says, " $30, Father." "Same as in town. "" "Everybody at work loved you last night." "And they like me more just because I was with you." "You repaired the damage from when they met Joey." "Doug wants to play tennis." "He never talks to me outside of work." "Except for that time at that strip club." "Strip church." "I'll go find a racket." "I thought you had one." "I used to, but then Joey thought it'd be fun to go hit rocks..." "... atbiggerrocks." "Do you have a tennis racket?" "I lent it to Joey and I've never gotten it back." "Good luck with that." "What's up?" "Why are you here?" "I thought you had inventory." "I do, but I decided I'd take a long lunch..." "... andspendsometime with my friend, Monica." "You know, I feel like we don't talk anymore." "How are you?" "What is new with you?" "Not much." "Work's good." "We don't have to talk about work." "Talk about anything." "You know what?" "Let's talk about relationships." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "You go." "There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute." "But I don't anymore." "That's juicy." "You know what?" "I actually do have a lot of work to do." "You're sure there's just not anything else?" "I'm sure." "Is there something you want to talk to me about?" "No!" "If there was, I wouldn't tell you." "Then what happened?" "You'll get your turn." "Hey, Pheebs." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "This is not over." "No, no, no!" "I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily." "It was perfect, and now it's all covered in... ." "Actually, thanks!" "All right!" "Ready to go to the movies?" "Actually, I think I'll skip it." "Really?" "I'll read my book." "I just want to be alone right now." "Sure you don't want to?" "Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan." "They get mail and stuff." "That's okay, Joe." "Let's go, Pheebs." "Game!" "I got to tell you, that partner of yours is a real tiger." "Are you all right?" "We'll just get a little sip of water." "Am I on fire today or what?" "Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved." "Okay, easy, Martina." "I think we should let them win the next game." "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said." "Let them win one." "Are you crazy?" "We own those two." "Look at them!" "He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills." "You're not giving them a chance." "They have rackets." "We'll make this the last game." "Yes, sir." "Put me out of my misery." "Are you sure you never played pro?" "Please let them win." "I'll take it down to 95%, but that's the best I can do." "Missed it!" "I got it!" "Nice shot." "I got it!" "Long!" "I can't believe you let them win." "Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it." "I was frustrated." "It's my racket." "Frustrated with you!" "If we hadn't lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow." "What bothers me..." "... ishowdifferent you act around them." "The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh..." "... the" Seeyoulater,Bing!" "Not if I see you first, Doug! "" "I don't like "work Chandler. " The guy's a suck-up." "Because you said that..." "... I'mnotputtingout tonight!" "Something's wrong." "My brother doesn't stay out all night." "Maybe we should check the trash chute." "Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute." "That's right." "He almost could." "Which is exactly how I got stuck there." "Oh, my God!" "Where the hell have you been?" "Just, you know, out." "Oh, out!" "God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there." "What were you doing?" "I went to a bar and then..." "... Ijustwalkedaroundfora while ." "You walked around all night in the city by yourself?" "He hooked up!" "He hooked up." "I don't have to answer your questions." "I'm a big boy." "I can do what I want." "He hooked up!" "Tell us about her!" "Ross, you left your scarf" "Hey, you guys." "I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen." "I'm a young woman." "I have needs." "I can't wait forever." "Yeah, that's what I was thinking." "So I'm asking you, please just take a moment before you judge me." "Nobody's judging you." "Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time..." "... callme." "I know what you guys are going to say." "You two would have very hairy children." "I didn't know you'd say that." "Ross!" "Janice?" "All right." "Hold on, hold on." "This is Ross." "He's our friend." "He obviously went crazy." "He obviously lost his mind." "I didn't lose my mind, okay?" "Janice and I have a lot in common." "We've both been divorced." "We both have kids." "Are you going to see her again?" "Don't put ideas in his head!" "I will see her." "Damn it, Phoebe!" "I have to tell you something that I've never admitted." "In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him." "That feels so good to get off my chest." "Okay, you go." "My turn?" "What are you talking about?" "I know about you and Chandler." "I overheard you on the phone the other day." "You said, "I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours. "" "And he said, "Laundry?" "ls that my new nickname?"" "And you said:" ""You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big. "" "You're writing yourself a little play there, Rach." "Let me know how it turns out." "I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone." "Well, if you had kept listening..." "... youwouldhaveheardme call him Mister..." "... Bigot." "Mr. Bigot." "He tells the most racist jokes." "All right." "So that's it." "There's nothing going on between you and Chandler?" "Me and Chandler?" "Put your $20 down." "First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay?" "All right, let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths." "And they're off!" "Get your foot off my contestant!" "Judge?" "Judge rules no violation." "It's so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice." "What?" "Are you serious?" "I opened up to her about all the stuff that's been happening to me." "I mean, I talked for hours." "It is amazing..." "... tohavesomeonegiveyou such focused attention." "You don't need Janice for that." "You've got us." "The duck gets the Nutter Butter!" "That's not a Nutter Butter." "That's an old won ton!" "Judge rules..." "... NutterButter." "Tough call." "Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton..." "... andherhusband,Bill." "How do you like your coffee?" "None for me." "A little sugar." "I'll have Monica stick her finger in it." "That will sweeten it up." "That laugh doesn't give you a headache?" "You get used to it." "I don't think that I can." "This will be it for me on the work things." "I laugh at my boss's jokes." "What's the big deal?" "I'd rather not be with this work-weasel guy..." "... whenI canbe withmyboyfriend, who I actually respect." "I got to apologize for Kara's coffee." "I'd feel sorry for it in a fight." "It's not strong enough to defend itself." "Hear what I said?" "What?" "It's a joke." "What's the matter with you?" "Well, I just didn't think it was funny, sir." "Excuse me?" "Well, I just" "Honey?" "I just don't think you understood the joke." "Really?" "I mean, it was really funny." "I just don't think that you got it." "You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting." "But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically." "You get it now, honey?" "I think I do!" "Thank you, Monica." "I thought you could use the help." "Coffee in a fight!" "You mind if I read my comic books in here?" "Sure." "Why?" "Chandler and Monica are over there." "It's kind of hard to concentrate." "She just called and said she was going to be working late." "She keeps lying to me." "That's it!" "I'm going over there and confronting them right now." "All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?" "I'm just not very good at this." "I'm a terrible liar." "I hate having to lie to Rachel." "But we're not ready to tell yet." "I know." "Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to." "I miss that so much now." "She's my best friend." "Oh, my God, Rachel!" "What are you doing here?" "Well, I actually came over here to borrow this lamp..." "... tolookat my books." "You know, see them a little better." "Okay, great." "Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that..." "... Iwascleaningit." "He pays me to clean it." "What a great way to make some extra pocket money." "When I said to you earlier that I was at work..." "... I'matmy newwork." "Good enough." "Right?" "I'll go look at my books." "Go get back to my new job." "Congratulations on your new job!" "Man, she is really gullible." "Here you go." "Thanks." "Actually, I should get going." "You're sure?" "I can stay out as late as you want." "I told you I'm on sabbatical from work" "Yes, yes." "You did." "Oh, man!" "What is wrong now?" "This isn't what I ordered." "Man!" "Can't anything go right in my life?" "First, my marriage falls apart, and then" "I know!" "You lose your apartment, you lose your job..." "... yourex-wifegetsmarriedsofast!" "And now the coffee!" "We need to talk." "Sometimes I feel" "No, no, don't." "I'm going to talk." "I believe..." "... thatthesunhas set ..." "... onourdayinthesun." "You're a very sweet person, Ross." "Unfortunately..." "... Ijustdon'tthinkIcan take another second of you whining!" "Let me make sure I'm hearing this right." "You're ending this with me because..." "... I'mtoowhiny?" "So you're saying..." "... I'vebecomeso whiny..." "... thatI ..." "... annoyyou..." "... Janice." "Well, yeah!" "Oh, my God!" "Will you be okay?" "I am now." "I guess, that's two out of three..." "... Joey!" "Dude, we got to talk." "I want to tell you something before you heard it from someone else." "I hope this isn't too weird but..." "... Ihadathingwith Janice." "You're not mad?" "Why would I be mad?" "Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff." "You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends..." "... orpossiblegirlfriends or girls they're related to." "I am mad." "But you know, I'm going to forgive you." "Because that's what friends do." "They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said." "Thank you." "But I want you to remember..." "... thatI forgaveyou." "I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free." "All right." "And I want you to remember that I gave you..." "... twenty-sevendollars." "No strings attached!" "If you can't remember that..." "... weshouldwriteitdown ." "Let's write it down!" "Hurry up!" "The flight leaves in four hours!" "There could be traffic!" "The plane could leave early!" "In London, there could be a line at customs!" "Come on!" "London might have gotten started..." "... becauseweneededtotake advantage of the show's popularity..." "... andgodo theshowon an exotic location..." "... andhaveagoodtime ." "There's so many people here from all over the world." "Lately, the show's been about us getting excited to go to London." "And then we realized in real life, we're doing that same thing." "Passport, check." "Camera, check." "Traveler's checks, check!" "Are you ready yet?" "Got the tickets?" "Right here." "Check!" "Yeah!" "London, baby!" "It's all London, baby!" "Here we go." "Ross is getting married..." "... tothisyoungwomannamedEmily ." "And I set them up by accident." "Why don't we?" "Why don't we what?" "Get married." "I've started to..." "... fallforthischaracter,Emily, played by Helen Baxendale." "And we decided to go all the way, I guess, and get married." "Ross has asked me to marry him." "I say yes." "And so we arrange a big wedding in London." "Things go a bit wrong." "We're not paying for your wine cellar." "You have to meet me in the middle." "My foot's gonna meet the middle of your ass!" "You want a piece of me?" "ls that what you're saying?" "That's it!" "Parents!" "Parents!" "Back away!" "This is our wedding day!" "From now on, everyone gets along." "And if I hear one more word..." "... nograndchildren!" "That's right!" "Sorry, old boy." "I could kill you with my thumb, you know." "We knew the show was popular in England..." "... andsoit seemedlike a natural fit." "I knew how big the show was over here." "It was exciting to be welcomed." "Everywhere, walking down the street..." "... bunchesofkidswatching." "So we've been signing autographs." "They're just big fans of the show, I guess." "I watch it all the time because my children love it." "They absolutely love it." "Tell my friend you like my hat." "What's your friend's name?" "Chandler." "Hi, Chandler!" "We wanted it to still feel like Friends  andsowe shotalotofit in front of an audience." "And it seemed like a really exciting opportunity..." "... toshootan Americansitcom in front of a British audience." "Do something!" "I am." "I'm ignoring you." "I'll be the on-camera guy." "All right." "First stop..." "... WestminsterAbbey." "What is that?" "That's London, baby!" "We were really afraid, going over, that either they'd be..." "... farmoresedateand wouldn'tlaugh...." "They were great!" "Big laughers!" "They waited in line for hours!" "We traveled 329 miles." "She's lying." "It's more like 200." "The show's doing so well over here that it just seems like..." "... they'rereal,realreceptive." "It's really wonderful and flattering and overwhelming, truthfully." "We didn't have a single bad audience." "Also, there was a greater sense of "event. "" "I think it energized everybody:" "the actors, the writers... ." "We're just excited to be here." "Like, look back there." "Look how cool that is!" "We missed Lisa." "That was probably the only drawback I can think of." "I first thought, "How exciting!" "I wonder if I'm going?"" "It's awful that Lisa's not here." "We feel like we have a limb missing." "Let's try some aversion therapy." "Look at the picture." "It's strange when one person's not there." "We miss her." "It's weird for all of us to be here without her." "She's in the episode, on the phone and things like that." "Hey, Pheebs!" "It's Joey." "Hey, Joey!" "I just saw someone that looks just like you, on the subway." "I was going to say hi, then I figured he doesn't care he looks like you." "That just cost me four bucks." "Part of me wishes I could go." "But I'm very happy to not get on a plane for a lot of hours... ." "Sorry." "I'm not a good traveler." "The Waltham residence." "Is this Emily's parents' house?" "This is the housekeeper." "And by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone." "First one identifies oneself  andthenasksfor the person with whom one wishes to speak." "This is Phoebe Buffay." "I was wondering, please..." "... ifit'snot too much trouble, please." "Might I speak with Miss Emily Waltham, please?" "It was also interesting because we had shot about a third of it here." "And a bit of it on the streets in London." "All right!" "Westminster Abbey!" "Hands down, best abbey I ever seen." "What do you think of the Abbey?" "I think it's great!" "They're thinking of changing the name." "To what?" "To "Put the camera away" !" "Man, you are Westminster "Crabby. "" "It was a really gratifying experience." "Pretty much everything we'd hoped to get out of it, we got." "When you can go on location even in Los Angeles that's exciting..." "... muchlesshaveyourwholecrew..." "Just the idea of bringing our entire "family" over here..." "... is,like,wild." "Yeah!" "London, baby!" "It's amazing to me how many people are excited about the show." "I knew how big the show was over here." "It plays a lot on television." "I saw it three times in one week." "They're very popular at home, but I didn 't know they would be here." "It's got a massive following in Britain..." "... particularlyamongmy generation." "It's quite sarcastic." "That's why it's popular." "We have great English character actors who are working with us." "And an opportunity to interact with the English crew." "We're about to be Ross' in-laws." "We're the Brits that you love to hate." "We worked with Sarah Ferguson this morning." "She was great and funny." "I was excited to be here today." "It's the first time I've ever done this and I enjoyed it." "I am a great fan." "I think they are all marvelous." "Most British people tried to hate them for being beautiful and funny." "I got a phone call:" ""Small part, a few lines." "Do you want it?" "Next to Jennifer Aniston. "" "And I went, "Oh, wait a minute... ." "Oh, okay then. "" "It's basically a "let's kick the Brits up the butt" episode, really." "You're gonna see a lot of comedy, a lot of romance..." "... anda lotof surprises." "And you get to see England." "Call the Queen Mum, say you enjoy watching Friends  andthatyouknowus,andshe'll  have you over for tea like that."