"Sync and corrections by R3V0LV3R." "Master, can I please have the day off tomorrow?" "If you can catch me, I'll give you a month off." "Hyah!" " Oh, too slow." " Ow!" "Hyah!" "Ugh!" "I'm up here." "Biggie, you've still got a lot to learn." "But I've been working on all of the moves that you taught me, Master." "I even made up my own move." "It's called "super insane grasshopper of death."" "I'll show you, Master." "See?" "What do you think?" "Wow, that's awesome!" "How'd you do that?" "Just keep at it, and one day you'll be as good as me." "Biggie, take this letter to Penny." "Tell her I want to put the past behind us and please come home." "All right, don't worry about it, Master." "I'll see that she gets it." "Aww..." "I've missed her so much." "Who are you people?" "Your executioners." "Hyah!" "Agghh!" "Oh!" "Oh, no." "Shifu, you're past your prime, old man." "Hand over the tablet..." "And I'll give you a quick, easy death." "Huh?" " What?" " Huh?" "He's already gone, but the tablet will be mine." "" Little bunny Fu Fu "" "" making lots of sweet cakes "" "" scooping up the dough, and tossing it in the air. "" "" Little bunny Fu Fu "" "" spinning all the dough "" "" scooping up the ingredients "" "" and tossing 'em in the bowl. "" "Whoo!" "" Down comes the dough "" "" and now I go. "" "" Little bunny Fu Fu "" "" chopping up the dough. "" "" Little bunny Fu Fu "" "" frying up the sweet cakes "" "" till they're golden brown "" "" so we'll all be well fed. "" "Mmm... nice!" "" Little bunny Fu Fu."" "Bon appetit, world." "Mmm." "What a beautiful day!" "Fu's famous sweet cakes is open for business." "I'm silly." "So silly." "No, no." "Oh, no!" "My..." "Sweet cakes!" "Gotcha, got it!" "Hotcake!" "One more." "Got him." "Oh!" "Oh." "Oh, no, my sweet cakes." "What happened?" "I just..." "Oh, five second rule." "They're still good." "Nobody will notice." "Just gotta pick 'em all back up." "I don't want to do any more work." "All that for nothing and..." "Oh, there's another one." "Oh!" "Hmm." "That's a weird sweet cake." "You scared me." "Are you okay?" "Where... where am I?" "This is..." "What's going on?" "Where am I?" "Actually, you're right in front of my door, okay?" "Let me help you up." "Come on." "Here, here." "There's no more time." "Don't worry." "It's okay." "Here, let's go inside." "There's still time to make more sweet cakes." "Just relax, Mr. Monkey Man." "Hmm, let's see what I got here." "Hmm, some toys, comic books, lots of comic books." "Oh, biscuits." "I was looking for those." "I'll save those for later." "Where is it?" "Hmm." "Hmm." "Oh!" "Ah, there it is." "This is an old family remedy." "Grandpa says it'll cure anything." "Here." "It won't help me." "I'm afraid that I have been poisoned." "Poisoned?" " Are you contagious?" " Don't be afraid, son." "I don't have much time left." "I'm going to pass all my Kung Fu to you." "Give me your hand." "Huh?" "My hand?" "What for?" " Hurry." "Hurry up." " Okay." "Why?" "I oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "What's this?" "Oh, this is weird!" "It's good!" "It tickles." "Stop." "Stop." "Be strong, don't speak." "Close your eyes." "Oh!" "What's..." "What's going on?" "What are you doing to me?" "Son, this is your destiny." "My Kung Fu powers are now yours." "Remember to use your Kung Fu only for good." "You must not use it to bully the weak." "Whoa!" "What a head trip." "Son..." "Go to Peking city." "Find The Tiger Academy." "I need your help." "But why?" "Give this tablet to my daughter Penny." "But I was planning on selling sweet cakes today." "My schedule's full." " Goodbye." " What do you mean?" "Where are you going?" "Oh, no!" "Mister." "Mister." "He's really gone." "Don't worry, sir." "I'll do it." "I'll find her." "I promise." "Ahh!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "Agggh!" "Aggh!" "Ow!" "Are you sure this is necessary?" "It's just a simple robbery." "We don't need to look like mythical warriors." "You have no sense of style." "Add a little flair." "Everyone will fear us and envy our unique fashion sense." "Fashion sense?" "I look like a mud pie." "Can't we just scare 'em with our knives?" ""Give me all your money." Yeah, that'll spook 'em." " Ooh, yeah." "Watch out." " That's so cliche!" "Please, have some professionalism." "Huh?" "Huh?" " Uh, honey." " What?" "Our first customer." "Hmm." "Excuse me, are you guys Penny?" "What do we have here?" "Hey, large rabbit." " You know the drill." "Hand it over." " Right?" "Who are you guys?" "Can't you tell?" "I'm not sure." "Are you coal miners?" "Coal miners?" "See, we don't look like warriors." " I knew no one..." " What does he know?" "Look, pal." "It's in the handbook." ""Wear dark face paint, so you won't be seen."" "See, it's all right there." " You just don't know what you're talking about." " Right?" " Get it now, harebrain?" " Oh, I get it." " Huh?" "Huh?" " You guys are like security guards." " But what are you guarding?" "Trees?" " Ugh!" "Are these important trees?" "Wrong!" "No, wait, wait, wait." "I'll get this." "Let me think." "Hmm." "What do you do?" "What do you do?" "Hmm." "He's getting closer." " Oh!" "I've got it!" " Yeah, yeah, yeah?" "You're mechanics." "Aggh!" " Be calm." "Be calm." "Be calm." " How can I be calm?" "Honey, let's just show this guy what we do." " All right?" " Yeah, all right." "Places and action." "You're plumbers." " Huh?" "Hmm." " Huh?" "Yes!" " Lumberjacks!" " No, please!" "Reality stars." "Cooks." "Chimney sweeps, gov'nor?" " Please, take my stuff." " You guys build boats?" "Spelunkers?" " Janitors, waiters, hikers?" " Use your brain, will ya?" "!" "So what is it?" "Sorry, I'm not very good at charades." "So what are you guys, anyway?" "Ah, forget it." "It's my turn." "Now you guys guess me." "Here we go." " Let's check the handbook." " " Little bunny Fu Fu "" "" making lots of sweet cakes "" " " scooping up the dough... "" " I have no idea." "" and chopping up the bread... "" "it's not even in here!" "This book sucks!" "Aggh!" "" Mixing up some sweet cakes and..."" " what?" " Honey, wake up." "We haven't even robbed him yet." "Was it something I said?" "That's it." "We do it my way." "Give me all your money." "You guys are thieves?" "Give me your money!" "No money." "The Master..." "You know, your dad..." "He sees me in a whole different light now." "We practice every day." "Really?" "Yeah, it's really true." "You can ask him yourself if you don't believe me, but it's really 'cause I'm such a genius." "Hey, Biggie." "Maybe you're so good..." " Huh?" " ..." "You don't even need us anymore." " Help!" "Bad guys!" " Give me all your money!" " Huh?" " Just a couple robbers." " What are you gonna do?" " Watch this." "Whoa!" " All right, buddy." "Hand over the money." " Gimme all your money!" " But I don't have any money." " Why did you run away from us?" "'Cause you were chasing me." " Oh, no!" " Gimme all your money." "Okay, on the count of three." "One, two, three!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Two against one." "Is that really fair?" "Huh?" "So you guys are what, tough guys?" " Finally, someone gets us." " Finally!" "I told you." "The bait works." "She gets it." "Ha, you see?" "!" "Now that's a smart girl." "She gets us." "Now give it." "Are you kidding?" "These guys look like a couple of meatballs." "You look ridiculous." "Wash your face, you dumb jerks." "How dare you?" "You can't say that to us." "God, that little..." "Ha!" "Ha!" "All right, that's it!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "I can see my house from here!" "Whoa!" "You're not getting away with this." "Huh?" "Huh?" "Let me down right now!" "Come on, put me down." "Put me down." " Okay, then." " Whoa!" "Hey." "Huh?" "You're such bullies." "We're gonna tell on you guys." "You're gonna be in trouble." "You haven't seen my attacks yet." "Check me out." "Tiger Eye!" "Oh, look at you." " Aww." " Okay, we get it." "You're really scary." "Why do you always have to close your eyes?" "You see, when I do it, I use a lot of power like this." "That's why I have to keep my eyes closed every single time." "'Cause I'm afraid I'll release power and hurt people." "Now, you two, you guys can do better than this stuff." "Quit ripping people off." "Get out of here." "Jeez, that's pretty harsh." " We just... ah!" " Retreat!" "This guy's got long ears, big front teeth, a short tail." "I'm just trying to figure it out." "We're both bunnies." "It's really weird how we're so different." "Hmm." "You!" "You live in a nuclear power plant?" " Huh?" "I don't get it." " Biggie." "Are you okay?" "Yes, thanks to you." "Who are you?" "Listen to this." "Do you know who this is?" "Uh..." "Well, my name is Penelope." "And what's your name?" "My name's Fu." "Penelope." "Hmm." "What's that?" "Is my name funny?" "Oh, nothing." " Okay, then let's go." " Bye-bye." " See ya." " Goodbye." "Biggie, what's wrong with you?" "Be nice." " Get some manners." " No big deal." "Just joking around." "He's cool with it." "See you later." "Goodbye, Penelope." "Hmm." "I should ask Penelope if she knows Penny." "Oh, Fu, probably not, I guess." "To the Martial Arts Academy I go." "Oh, did I leave the oven on?" "Ah, forget it." "Someone will get it." "Let's go." "Some more wine, sir?" "Dumb bear, think painting circles around your eyes makes you a panda?" "My fellow Shifus, nice to see you." "What can I do for you?" "You're a phony." "How dare you call my Master a phony?" " I'll get you!" " What?" "Don't be rude." "Everyone just calm down." "Have a seat, everyone." "Slash, we demand to know where our old Master has gone." "Tell us." "What have you done?" " Tell us!" " Yeah, tell us!" " You mean Shifu?" " Yes, Shifu." "Oh, dear gentlemen, I'm afraid it's all my fault." "My friends, I'll tell you what happened." "The other night, a whole gang of assassins came." "And it is my fault that I failed to protect him." "They outnumbered us." "Protecting me, he was struck from behind." "On his deathbed, he gave me the tablet." "Shifu, please forgive your worthless disciple." "I promise to avenge your death!" "Well, if what you say is true, you'll have to prove it to all of us here in the council." "The proof is the tablet." "Well, can you show it to us?" " Tell us!" " Tell us right now!" "All right, gentlemen." "You do not believe what I'm telling you, ahh, then I'll show you." "You... you..." "Say hi to Shifu for me." ""Please come home"" "to discuss the future of our Martial Arts Academy." ""Sincerely, father."" "Uh..." "When we're home, you'll get to see the Master, okay?" "We're almost home now." "Biggie, I don't think" "I'll ever leave home again." "I think I'm gonna have to give up my dream." "Duh." "You should have done that along time ago, Penny." "You're not a kid anymore." "You gotta take care of your father." "Yeah, you're right." "I haven't seen my dad in so long," "I'm actually getting a little nervous." "You're acting like a spaz." "Why are you nervous about seeing your own father?" "Come on, it's getting dark." "Let's go." "Hurry up." "Oh, temple city!" " We're finally here." " I'm so excited." "Whoa!" "Now I just have to find Monkey Man's daughter." "What was her name again?" "Whoa, it's huge!" "If I sold my sweet cakes here, they'd sell like hotcakes." "Ah, look at all these people." "So many pretty girls." "Oh, a broom balancer or bamboo or something." "Oh." "Stew, my favorite." "Crepes." "Bon jour." "Wind wheels, wind wheels, come get 'em!" " Buns!" "Sticky hot buns!" " Herbal tea!" "Amazing food!" "I love capitol city." "Hmm..." "Oh." "Mission first..." "Food later." "Oh!" "Hey!" "Gee whiz!" "People in the big city are so rude." " Hot tea." " Hello." " Hey, can I help you?" " Excuse me." "Um..." "Where is The Tiger Martial Arts Academy?" "Oh, it's down there." "It's just past the alley there." " Have a hot tea?" "Come on, have a hot tea." " Oh, so much food." "Can't." "Thanks, though." " We're almost home." " Huh?" " Hurry up." "Come on." " Hey, wait up." "You know, I can't go home totally empty-handed." " Right?" " That's true." " Hey, nice." " Check this out." "Rabbits, come get your rabbits." "Rabbits, rabbits." "Rabbit." "Remember this?" "Yeah, I remember this." "My dad used to get me one every year." "Hey, gramps." "Hey, how much?" "And hook me up, okay?" "I'm totally famous." "Hey, you gotta be quiet." "Excuse me, how much is this little bunny?" "Aren't you Penny?" "Actually, I am Penny." "You're good." "I can't believe you know who I am." "Penny?" "Wait a minute." "I remember." "That's the old man's daughter." "Whoa." " Excuse me." " Get out of the way, loser." " Go away." " I'm sorry, but the old Monkey told me to..." "Huh?" "Huh?" "This is so cute." "How much is it?" "But, Penny, don't you know what happened?" "What?" "What happened?" "Shifu has been missing for days now, and Slash has proclaimed himself as the new Master." " Huh?" " My father disappeared?" " Yes." " Biggie, we have to go." "Welcome, welcome, hello." "Yes, welcome to the emperor's banquet." "Welcome." "Try the noodles." "They're really not too greasy." "Would you like a table for one?" "Umm, yes, please." "Table for one!" "Huh?" "Wowzers!" "This is neat-o." "Oh." "Two turtles walk into a bar..." "Hey, the new guy." "Huh?" "Huh?" "Congratulations, you're hired." "Hired?" "What do you mean?" "What for?" "Well, I see you're holding my "help wanted" sign." "See?" "What, I don't get it?" ""Martial Arts Academy seeking kitchen help." "Long hours, low pay, no overtime." "No funny stuff."" "Yep, happy to have you on board." "You're gonna love it." "Now just follow me, and I'll get you started." "Actually, I'm kind of on a mission." "You're mission is in the kitchen." "Come on." "Get in there." "Hurry up." "Chop, chop!" "I think there's been a misunderstanding." "All right!" "All you pathetic losers, get to work!" " Hurry up!" " Huh?" "You, now get over there and serve these dishes." "You keep this up, you'll all be fired!" "Well, I'm looking for a girl." "No time for girls, Romeo, you've got tables to serve." "The banquet begins!" "Aggh!" "Listen to me!" "I'm not here to serve dishes!" "I'm looking for someone!" " What did he say?" " He's a bunny." "What's that?" "And who are you?" "Get out of here!" "Wait, you're here to find somebody?" " Her name's Penny." " Huh?" " Who are you talking about?" " Penny!" "How do you know her?" "Are you kidding me?" "Come on, no way!" "Oh..." "" Pennies. "" "" Someone to give me pennies. "" "" Make sure to tip your waiter "" "" gratuity's appreciated. "" "" Quarter, nickels, any coin will do. "" "" Pennies... "" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to." "" Pennies."" "Quit messing around." "No tips." "Who is this guy?" "I've never seen him before." "Master, he's just one of the new waiters." "Just started today." "We can fire him if you like." "Keep an eye on him." "I don't want that fur ball making trouble." "As you wish, Master." "Who sent you to find Penny?" " Huh?" " Do you know who those guys are?" "Who, who, where?" "Shh, the man in the center is Slash." "He's one scary panda, so you have to be careful." "So you better watch out." "Get it?" "And don't ask any stupid questions." "They've already gotten rid of everybody who was here before." " Understand?" " No." "Where'd they go?" "Shh!" "They've been let go." "If you mention Penny again, you might as well end it." "What?" " What do I do?" "What do I do?" " What should you do?" "Just work hard, serve your dishes and keep your yap shut." "Sale on stew, all stew must go." "This is weird." "I don't know any of these people." "I'll go look around inside." " Ah!" " I'm coming, too." "Stay here, this isn't a princess job." "A salute to all my brothers." "Salute!" "Brothers, without you all," "I would not be who I am today." " A toast." " Salute!" "Huh?" "What is he doing here?" " Have butch watch the backyard." " Uh-huh." "Take some men and catch him at the front gate." "Yes, sir." "I saw that rabbit over here." "Oh, I think that's him." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Huh?" "A Biggie door." "He's got to be here somewhere!" "There he is!" "I'm not a wishbone." "You better pull him out!" "Don't let him escape." "Get him out of there!" "Bend and lift." "Put your backs into it." "Mommy!" " Huh?" " What?" "Huh?" "Okay, who's next?" "Get her!" "Get 'em!" "My eye!" "Get 'em off!" "Let's go!" "So what do I do with the tablet?" "Wake up, fat, lazy rabbit!" "It's serving time." "You want to be tomorrow's entree?" "Get moving." "Sleeping all day." "What do you think this is?" "A health spa?" "If I see it again, I'll skin you alive!" "Huh?" "Oh." "Ooh!" "Oh." "Huh?" "Ooh." "Ugh!" "You are making me so mad!" "You, fill those up." "Every single one." "All of them?" "That's like a million tanks." "Hmm." "I got two rabbit's foots and neither is lucky." "Where do I find Penny?" "Who knows." "Food." "Ah." "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Oh, that's good." " That looks..." " The secret to Chinese cooking is in the sauce and in the spices." "I'm a cook." "I can make something if you like." "Oh, please!" "Get out of here, you dumb bunny." "Excuse me." "Whoopsie." "Whoa." "Yikes!" " Ow!" " Whoa!" "Huh?" "Uh-oh." "Get out!" "I should kick you in the butt." "I don't want you here or anywhere near my kitchen!" "I hate you!" "But I like you." "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "Ooh ooh ooh." "Oh..." "Oh!" "Stupid pig." "Making me clean the dishes." "At least I'm good at balancing them." "Oh, that's not good." "Whoa!" "Can I get a bite to eat?" "Go away." "Get back to your chores." "Oh!" "Shh." "Whoa!" "Noooo!" "Oh!" "This tablet." "Oh, sir." "If you hadn't gone so quickly," "I would have told you no." "The city's right here." "Just find her yourself." "This is the worst epic journey ever." "Oh!" "Down there." "Huh?" "Who is that?" "Who's there, huh?" "Oh." "Hey, who is that?" "Hmm?" "Huh?" "Ah!" "Slash, what'd you do with my father?" "Sister, drop your sword." "Let's talk peacefully." "Just tell me the truth." "Tell me!" "Please, calm down." "Lower your sword." "With your blade at my throat, how can I speak?" "Let's be reasonable." "The Master is dead." "That can't be." "He wrote to me." "He wrote me a letter." "Oh, I wish it weren't true." "Sister, I understand your pain right now." "You left three years ago, didn't you?" "But if you had stayed, the kingdom would now be yours." "But the Master passed it on to me before he died." "Oh, Master, our sister is back now." "What am I supposed to do?" "You can't stop lying." "He called me back to talk about what would happen next." "Didn't even mention you." "If you're telling me the truth, show me the tablet." "Right now." "Show me the tablet." "Huh?" "The tablet?" "Why, sure, I have the tablet." " She's in the Master's quarters!" " Hurry up." "She's gonna be so mad." "I'll show you." "That was pretty low." "Can't blame me for trying." "You wanna see the tablet?" "You're looking at it." "I am the rightful successor to the kingdom." "I will join you with your father now." " Up there!" " Oh, wow!" "Get her!" " Get her!" " You got her!" " He's gonna go." " Get her!" " Hurry, go!" " Get her!" "You've got this." "You can take her!" "Come on!" "Huh?" "Ha!" "Hey, look behind you." "Come on, up here." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa whoa!" "Ah!" "Shoot him down!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" " Huh?" " Leaving so soon?" "We haven't finished our talk yet." "Hyah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" " Hang on." " Oh!" "I can't hold on." "Master!" "Are you okay?" "Are you hurt?" "Talk to me." "Let me help you." "You're pathetic." "You let them escape, you idiot." "You're fired." "I can't believe I've only been gone for a few days, and they killed the Master." "Biggie, I feel so bad." "I went after my dreams and left my father." "What kind of daughter am I?" "I'm going to get even." "Penny, Penny, Penny!" "Oh my god, did you faint?" "Oh, I don't know what to do." "Help me!" "Help me!" "Somebody, help me!" "Hmm." "Oh, well." "Just a dream." "Anyone!" "Help!" "Hmm?" "I'm coming." "Who's there?" "Anyone, help." "Hey, it's you." "What happened to her?" "Uh..." "Never mind." " What are you doing?" " Come on, hurry up." " Put her down." " It's this way." " It's just up ahead." "Not much further." " Come here." "You better put her down." "We need to hurry." "Ow!" "What are you doing?" "Watch the tail." "Come on, we're just going to the temple." "It's up here." "Hey, my tail's already short enough." "You know how much... ow!" "You better stop or I'm gonna fart on you." "Hey, you really scared me." "Biggie, where are we?" "Why am I here?" "That fat guy was trying to kidnap you or something." "I'm right here, though, so don't even worry." "I think we're in an old temple or something." "I'm coming." "Hello." "I was lucky." "Don't worry." "I found the medicine for you." "What are you doing?" "Is the medicine for you or for her?" "Why are you eating all of it?" "What's wrong with you?" "Here you go." "There, that's it." "Ew, that's gross." "She doesn't want it after you chewed it." "Did you even brush your teeth?" "Who knows where you've been." "Oh!" "Huh?" "What?" "You guys are familiar." "Do I know you two from somewhere?" "Oh my god." "You are such a dummy." "Well, we saved your butt before." "You totally owe us." "So just leave the medicine and get out of here, okay?" "Later then." "No disrespect." "I'm just forgetful." "Let me help." "Thank you." "I'm feeling a lot better." "That's great." "You know, I'd forgotten we had met before." "So you don't need me anymore?" "Hm-mmm." " Okay, I guess I should go." " Yeah, you really should." "Hit the road." "If you guys need me or anything, I..." "Would you all be quiet?" "!" "Go and search the east end." "And you search the South." "She's injured." "She won't get far." " We'll get her." " Yes!" "Quit chitchatting." "Move it!" "Find her or don't come back." "More spice, more sauce." "You idiot!" "More spice, more spice!" "Fu, where have you been?" "Come on, you have to get to work." " Getting water." " All day?" "The chef's been going nuts looking for you." "Hey, tell me." "Who are the guards all looking for out there?" " You don't know?" " No." "Last night an assassin came here dressed in black." "It was a woman." "All of our fighters couldn't defeat her." "She was too strong and fast and nimble." "Then a little rabbit saved her." "Master is just freaking out." "He's searching the entire city to find her." "She was all in black?" "It was a woman and a little bunny?" " I wonder if that's..." " You've seen them?" " No no no." "I... probably not." " Then shut your mouth." "You can't say things like that." "Hey, I told you to get busy." "Can't you hear?" "You want me to kick your butt out of here?" " No, sir." " Clean up this mess or you'll be sorry." "Huh?" "Whoa." "Whoa!" "Mr. Monkey man, I thought you were dead." "Not yet." "I'm sorry." "I still haven't found Penny." "I know." "Son, my Kung Fu is inside of you." "You need to learn to unleash the power within yourself." "And you need to find Penny." "But how?" "How do I do that?" "She is closer than you think." "Use the tools I've given you and remember, the way to unlock the power is..." "Hey, what's going on here?" "Oh." "What are you doing?" "Sorry, I didn't see you there." "Why are you sleeping out here?" "Go inside." "Hey, you okay?" "The old Monkey was about to tell me how to..." " Old Monkey?" " Forget it." "Sorry I fell asleep." " I'll just get back to work." " Huh?" "I got some water for you." "I can go check to see if there's any food if you want." " Oh." " Hey, guys." "You're back again?" "Ay chihuahua!" "That's a lot of food." "Okay, you can stay, but the food's gotta go." "No, no." "The food stays and you go." " Thanks so much." " Don't even mention it." " Would you like me to cook for you?" " Sure, that'd be great." "Oh, so I guess you and the food are both gonna stay." "Those are some serious chopping skills." " Huh?" " You know what?" "He could be a Kung Fu Master." "Come on, get serious." "He just looks like a fat chef to me." "Cheese for your head and veggies for your heart." "The perfect remedy." "And this next thing..." "This is my forte." "You're gonna love it." "Sweet cakes, straight from the oven." "Yummy-licious." "Oh, no." "I'm really really sorry." "I'm just not hungry." "Oh my god." "These are gross." "So don't eat it then." "I'm not." "You shouldn't eat something like this." "Don't worry." "I'll eat it for you." "I don't know what happened, but you're here now and you need to eat." "So you can eat my sweet cakes, and you'll feel better." "Whenever I eat my sweet cakes," "I feel better." "Something about them just makes everything okay again." "He could be right about that." "Eat a bunch and get bunches better, right?" "And then we can get our revenge." "You can't really get good revenge without revenge food." " Right?" " But now I'm just not sure what to do." "Okay, back to my dream again." "Oh, sir, come and talk to me." "Where can I find her?" "Where?" "Where?" "I've already told you everything." "Don't you remember?" "Huh?" "But I don't know what to do." "I need more instructions." "Okay, listen carefully, son." "If you had the heart for Kung Fu, then you can use it every day in all that you do." "But the only chopping I do is vegetables." "That works." "And I do know how to clean my house." "And that's okay, too." "What do you mean use Kung Fu in all I do?" "Don't go!" "Use it in all I do?" "Hmm." "Hmm." "Hmm?" "Hmm." "Hmm!" "Whoo!" "Huh?" "Ooh!" "Whoo!" "Whoa." "Whoa." "Ooh!" "Huh?" "!" "Ooh, get out of the way!" "Hmm?" "Oof." "Hmm." "Mmhmm." "Hmm?" "Nice try." "Missed me." "Whoa, not today." "Excuse me, Kung Fu Master." "Here you go." "Whoo!" "Ooh." "Ah!" "Whoa!" "You're so good!" "I'm loving that." "Thanks." "And thanks so much for taking care of us." "You helped a lot." "You're really sweet." "How did you learn to do that, spin it silly-Willy-nilly?" "You're funny." "You know, it's a beautiful day." "We can go for a walk in the woods." "Ooh." "Okay." "I've been training with my father since I was a kid and all of my brothers did Kung Fu, too." "It wasn't very much fun, though." "Then when I was 15, a big circus came to our town." "It was great." "I just loved it." "And then, that's the thing that changed my whole life." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "I know exactly what you mean." "It's like when you open a fridge full of great snacks and you just can't decide what to eat, and then I see my sweet cakes, ooh, and I know what I want." "That's a great way to explain it." "Hmm, the difference between martial arts and acrobatics." " Mm-hmm." " Acrobatics makes the whole audience laugh." "It makes people happy." "So I decided I wanted to learn acrobatics instead, but my father didn't like that very much." "So one night when everyone was asleep," "I just snuck out and went and joined the circus." "And I was gone for three years." "But I never thought that..." "You never thought what?" "Huh?" "Oh, nothing." "So now tell me about you." "Me?" "There's not much to tell." "Hmm..." "Well, where are you from?" "You know, what do you do?" "Well, I used to sell sweet cakes back in my hometown, till I met this guy who told me to look for his daughter." "What?" "His daughter?" "How come?" "Well, to give something to her." "Oh." "So..." "What's his daughter's name?" "Got it." "Nothing but a little fly." " Fly, little guy." " How'd you do that?" "I'm not sure." "I can just do these weird things now." "Do you know Kung Fu?" "Huh?" "No, I don't." "I just bake and stuff, and now I work as a waiter." "You do know Kung Fu." "So you can just catch a fly with one hand, and then just let it go?" "You're strong and your speed, sight and even your hearing..." "Better than almost anyone." "What do you have to say to that?" " Hmm?" " That tickles." "Still saying you don't know Kung Fu?" "No, no." "I really don't." "I work in the kitchen at the Martial Arts Academy." "In which part?" "Tiger Martial Academy." "Huh, really?" "Do you know it?" "Uh..." "Well, I've just been hearing how they changed their leadership recently." "Uh-huh." "They're gonna have some ceremony to announce their new leader and show some kind of tablet." " Show a tablet?" " Uh-huh." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "I'm tired." "You should go now." "I'll go get you more medicine." "No, thanks, I'm better now." "You need to go." "But wait." "I wanted to ask you a question." "Were you the one who snuck into the academy dressed in black with a little bunny?" "Well, huh?" "You shouldn't ask about things that are none of our business." "Please go." "I'm tired." "Weird." "Hmm." "I only asked a question, and she got mad at me..." "And just stormed off." "We just can't count on anyone." "We can only trust ourselves." "Penny, what happened?" "You were cool just a while ago." "Did that fat bunny do something to you again?" "I'm coming for him." "No, Biggie." "We need to pack up." "Time to get even." "Can you be any slower?" "The chef is ready to flip his lid." "Fu?" "What the..." "Huh?" "Huh?" " Hmm." " Ooh." "Is he the one who was causing trouble last time?" " Coming through." " Yes, new kitchen help." "Fu somebody." "He's the new kitchen help?" "Look at how quickly he carries those heavy buckets." "This guy knows Kung Fu." "No way." "How could he?" "Tomorrow is the day I'm going to rule the world." "I don't want any surprises, understand?" "I'll have him arrested, sire." "Don't you worry." "No, instead I want to have him followed." "I want to see where he goes when he's not here." "Oh." "Huh?" "Is someone there?" "Hmm." "Oh!" "Huh?" "What's going on?" "Hey, Penelope, it's me." "I'm back." "Penelope." "Little bunny." "Is someone there?" "Oh." "Uh-oh." "Hmm." "Oh, god." "Huh?" "Pull the rope!" "We're on to you, fat bunny." "You're up to something." "Let me go." "Search inside." "Run, get out of here, guys!" "Go now." "Empty." "No one in there, sir." "Hmm, they escaped." "Take that fat rabbit away." "No." "Help!" "You stay here, understand?" "No funny business." "After the ceremony, I'll deal with you." "Oh, hello, nice to see you." " Isn't it?" " Hey, how's it going?" "Welcome, everyone." "Greetings to all." "I now introduce your new honorable Master to the stage..." " Master Slash." " Huh?" "Slash?" "What about the old Master?" " Here he comes." " Meow!" "Meow!" "Is someone gonna do something?" "This ain't right." "Great warriors and fellow heroes from across our land," "Slash humbly greets you." "I thank you all for coming." "So far to attend this great tournament." "Since the old tablet was all rusted," "I asked for a new one to be made to celebrate a new era and pay respect to our great ancestors." "Reveal the tablet now!" "And this will be the proof of my reigning supremacy in Kung Fu." " That doesn't look right to me." " He's trying to pull a fast one, eh?" "Do you have any questions?" "Who do you think you are?" "I've seen the tablet, and that is not the tablet!" "Why are you the Master?" "Everyone, be quiet." "Anyone with doubts can challenge me." "Come see if you got what it takes to be number one." "I will fight you." "The old Master is respected for his kindness and true spirit of Kung Fu." "All clans in the land gave him their respect, but now the old Master has disappeared." "There's no way that you're next in line." "To rule the kingdom." "And now I'm going to send you back to where you came from." "Master turtle, are you okay?" "Anyone else?" "Never thought the great tigers would be so easy." "They're pathetic." "Who's next?" "Anyone?" " That's one bad panda." " You fight him!" " No, you fight him." " He's gone out of his mind." "He's nuts." "What's wrong with him?" "Ah, see." "I win." "I told you." "You all can see trying to fight against me is useless." "I am the new order." "From now on," "I rule this world." "Understand?" "Not so fast." "Huh?" "I told you you wouldn't get away with this." "You're a disgusting traitor." "You're going down." " That's right!" " You heard her." " Get out!" " Why am I a traitor?" "I'm the new Shifu." "No, Slash, you're a big fat liar." "You set up our Master to kill him." "What you got to say to that?" "So what?" "Listen." "I will show you the wrath of the new Shifu here." "No, you listen." "'Cause now you're gonna die, to pay for what you did to my father." "What?" "Sister, I didn't send you off to your father last time." "Be sure and say hello for me." "Huh?" "Whoa." "Huh?" " It's Fu!" " No way!" "Who the heck are you?" "Well, I'm..." "I'm..." "I'm Fu." "I'm Fu!" " Well, I have something for..." " For who?" "Something for..." "Something for..." "For her!" "Hey, Penelope is short for Penny." "Duh, I told you." "No one ever listens to me." "Monkey said you were close." "I have this tablet to give you." "Hold it." "What is that?" "Hand it over." "Why should I, hmm?" "I promised her dad I'd give it to Penny." "Oh my god!" " Look at that!" " Is that the tablet?" "Get back." "You dirty coward, you'll never get the tablet." "Listen, the kingdom is mine, and you can't take it." "I'll kill anyone who gets in my way." "Aggh!" "Huh?" "Here." "I now have both tablets in my hand." "I am truly the new Shifu." "Hey, that's not yours!" "Give it back to Penny." "Don't, he's too strong." "I promised your father I'd give that to you, and I always keep my promises." "Now give that back to me." "You foolish oaf." "Go back to your kitchen." "I am now the new Shifu!" "I will rule the entire world!" "Stop!" "You have one more chance to give it back." "You want the tablet?" "Come get it." "Aren't you good at Kung Fu?" "No, I'm not." "I'm just a cook." "" Little bunny Fu Fu "" "" beating up the bullies... "" "" Scooping up the bad guys "" "" toss 'em in the air! "" "where you running off to?" "He's just kitchen help." "Hmm-mmm-mmm." " Whoa!" " Aggghhh!" " He's no panda!" " He's an impostor!" "Um..." "I promised your father that" "I'd give this to you." "Wow." " Here." " Oh, thank you." " Do I hear wedding bells?" " Hooray for Fu!" "Yay!" " Well, is he a panda?" " Hail the new Master!" "Fu!" "Fu!" "Fu!" "Fu!" "I don't know what to say." "So, hey, where do you think you're gonna go from here?" "Go home and get right back to making the goodies." "But you're, like, a Kung Fu superstar." "Don't you want to be famous?" "Who me?" "Help!" "Huh?" "Help!" " Help!" " Help!" "I'm going to be a sweet-cake-making." "Kung Fu superstar." "That's not cool, guys!" "Some robbers we are." "Aren't we supposed to be chasing them?" "We really don't have money." "We're broke." " I think we're in." " The wrong business." "" Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, "" "" those cats were fast as lightning. "" "" In fact it was a little bit frightning, "" "" they fought with expert timing. "" "" They were funky China men from funky Chinatown. "" "" They were chopping them up, "" "" they were chopping them down. "" "" It's an ancient Chinese art, "" "" and everybody knew their part. "" "" From a feint into a slip, "" "" and kicking from the hip. "" "" Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, "" "" those cats were fast as lightning. "" "" In fact it was a little bit frightning, "" "" they fought with expert timing. "" "" there was funky Billy Chin, "" "" and little Sammy Chung. "" "" He said, "here comes the big boss, "" "" now lets get it on. "" "" We took a bow and made a stand, "" "" started swinging with the hand. "" "" The sudden motion made me skip, "" "" now we're into a brand new trip. "" "" Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, "" "" those cats were fast as lightning. "" "" Yeah yeah, in fact it was a little bit frightning, "" "" they fought with expert timing. "" "" Keep on, keep on, keep on. "" "" Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, ooh, everybody, "" "" those cats were fast as lightning. "" "" They were fast as lightning, "" "" in fact it was a little bit frightning... ""