"YOUNG GODS" "KULOSAARI HIGH SCHOOL" "Hey, where are you going?" " To the movies." "To see what?" " I dunno." "Fine by me." "Can I come?" " Sure." "I've thought for so long what it's gonna be like when we're together." "Markus is in." " You're nuts." "Sami is in, everybody's in." "You can't puss out." "You're so nuts." "He's coming now." "Everything off!" "A lot of people..." " Let's go!" "Happy birthday, Taavi!" "I'll handle this." "You'll get fined for violating a city ordinance." "One by one." "You first." "What's your name?" "Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen." "Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen, I don't think that's fair." "You've been disorderly." "Nudity is a private thing based on moral standards." "What standards?" "Doesn't the existence of morals preclude choice?" "Didn't you have a choice of not taking your clothes off?" " No." "Explain that." " Because otherwise we die of boredom and suffocation." "Understand, madam police officer?" " Miss police officer." "We love Taavi so much." " Which one is he?" "Wouldn't you want a similar birthday present from your friends?" "Get out of here." "Keep your clothes on, at least in public." "That's a good book." "I'm only half-way through." " It's hard to find." "Ye." "How did it go?" " We almost got fined..." "Here's your present." "I'd like to film you with those on." " No, Taavi will lose his soul." "Happy birthday, honey." " Do you want us to come?" "It's a fine house, a fine property." "I sat with your parents in the garden many times, Taavi." "The sun set, we had a few drinks." "Please, don't film here." "Well, the house will be in your name now - unless you want to sell it." "Nothing's been touched for years - so it might be a little spooky." "Property is freedom - but it can also be a burden." " Yeah." "Here are all the keys." "If you could sign this." "This was returned after the police investigation." "I can destroy it." " Give it to me." "Ad memories." " That's OK." "We were young once, your father and I." "And your mother." "She was an unusual person." "Now you're all dead." "Except me." "You nervous?" "Of course you are." "You haven't been there for eight years." "Ten." " So it's natural to be nervous." "Jere, don't." " Let me be nervous." "It is kinda small but you can store your butterflies there." "Villa Taavi." "Cognac, please." "Do you believe in fate?" " No." "Jere is my fate." "We're going now." " OK." "Will you be OK?" " Sure." "Reetta will apply to law school, too." " That's wonderful." "We're on the same prep course." "Perhaps Jere will go too now that he has a reason." "Dad'll buy a car for the one that does best." "We all know who that is." " Yes." "Nothing fancy." " Last year's model is OK." "No, it's not." "Nice picture, thanks." "Have a bun." "Hey, Taavi." "Wave for me." "Do you want to try?" "Cheers." "Cheers, slurps and burps." "I did fifty." "Has the booze been delivered?" " Yes." "Are the bitches coming?" " Yes." "Have you washed your balls?" " No!" "Congratulations." " Thank you." "You're worse than Markus." "Don't laugh, it is made of lamb." "Guys, what gives the best kicks?" " Why just guys?" "Girls, too." "I dunno." "Meeting people who have something special." "Like who?" " Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen." "What makes her special, besides age?" " Her uniform." "She's perfect." " Say it to her and you'll get some." "Saying she's perfect will get you some?" "You're perfect." "You can't be serious." "Address for Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen?" "What's important for you, Taavi?" "Helena Paakkonen lives in Mariehamn." "How could I get there?" " How about a chopper?" "She can't live in Mariehamn because she works in Helsinki!" "Is 500 enough?" "Kinda cold." "Yeah." "Where can I sleep?" " Anywhere you like." "Where are you sleeping?" " Somewhere." "I guess I'll go home." " Sure." "Ye." "Ye." "Go after her." "You do nothing but film." "You're a little disturbed." "I guess so." " Well, stop it." "You know what?" "I don't remember anything of this house." "I lived here for eight years but I don't remember anything." "My first memories are from aunt Pentti's house." "Ut when I look through a camera, I remember something." "What?" " Fragments." "Some emotions." "I'm so fucked up." "Or am I?" " Yes, you are." "Yes, I am." "Thanks." "We'll be married." "I don't want anyone seeing us." "Taavi's show." "Morning." "Here's a little breakfast." "Sami, Home Shopping Channel again?" " I want a six-pack for summer." "Oh boy!" "Taavi, you're a fucking pervert!" "I put the sauna on." " You're getting it on, man." "Stop it." "In it goes!" "Leave it on!" "Good hangover material!" "You're like a jackhammer." " Men should spread their seed." "You used a rubber." " Nature didn't know." "Quite a professional action." "Virile young Finns do their best." " C'mon, I was drunk..." "Don't you have any sensitivity?" "Someone was sleeping next to you." "If you're so good at it, we'll film you fucking." "Anytime." " Fuck yeah!" "Could anyone spare a cig?" "Yeah." "Take your clothes off." " Now?" "." "Who's it from?" " The guys." "Let's do it on the table." "On the table?" " Yes." "No, on the bed." " No, on the table." "I want it on the bed." " On the table, please." "Ok, on the bed then." "I'm not in the mood anymore." "Here comes the hero." " What a wuss!" "Lousy angle!" " Your first time together?" "I wanted to but you were filming." "Maybe Sami can blow you?" " I just blew your dad, my jaws ache!" "Isn't Reetta the one for you?" " What do you mean?" "You would've allowed us to watch?" " One for all and all for one, eh?" "Individuals have a right to privacy." "It includes suicide, drinking, mental and physical injuries - sex life and religion." "They would rule in favour of the plaintiff - and the defendant would be convicted of privacy infraction." "If you answer like that, you'll get in." "Ye." "Have you just graduated?" "Yeah." "Why are you here?" "I felt like checking this out as long as I can learn something." "You're at the best age for learning." " Thanks." "Can anyone help me fetch the table?" "Don't look at me." " I'll come." "It's in Itakeskus." " No problemo." "Ye!" "If Jenni weren't my sister, I'd say Sami might get some soon." "Doesn't look good." "From now on we'll film everything." "It's so fucking cool." "Let's film all our fucks." "I wanna see penetration." "What?" "Markus?" "If everybody does it, I'll do it." " Fuck yeah!" "That's the first rule." "No, the first rule is that we film all our fucks." "Second rule:" "Everybody brings their own tapes." " That's sick." "You're not in?" "No!" "Of course I'm in." "He didn't get any." "Sami?" "Are you in?" " In what?" "Are you in?" " Of course I am!" "Ut not until we've trained you a bit." "Come here." "Assholes." "I can't." " Why not?" "It's embarrassing!" "Sami, you're a cool guy, you're brave, a hero." "You taught me to dive from ten metres and to ride a bike with no hands." "I taught you to drink and steal." "I'll teach you to do a girl." "If I were a girl, I'd want you!" " Stop it!" "Take it easy!" " I can see what girls think when they see that." "Kiss each other for real." "You're so handsome." "That's beautiful." "I can't learn this from guys." "What if I call Reetta?" "Alright, who's first?" " Taavi." " Jere." "Look into my eyes." "There's a difference between fondling, squeezing and touching." "Touching feels good." " Show us." "This is fondling, almost like tickling." "No good." "If I do it like this, squeeze, that's not good." "This is touching." "If I calmly keep my hands here long enough - it feels good." "Could you stop the fucking filming?" "A good touch can drive a woman wild." "Come to my place?" " Sure." "Etter not." "I have to study tonight." " No... ye." "We'll never get laid if someone finds out." "This has to be a secret." "Nobody says anything or the tapes will be made public." "Third rule." " Let's drink to that." "I'll go to the bathroom." "Hi, I'm Markus - and this is sex." "You're the man!" "Narrated home movies." "Nice ass!" "Good angle." " How old is she?" "An OK profile of the tits." "Don't fast forward it!" "Your ass is in the way!" "A little foreplay..." "What are you doing?" "Is it her mother?" " Not exactly." "What the hell?" "Tasty." " Very tasty..." "A blonde and a brunette on the same bed." "Let it roll." " I didn't do anything." "Well, the tape ran out." " Ran out, you fucking moron?" "Itch!" "The foreplay was too long!" " What happened then?" "What do you think?" " Everything?" "With both of them and all the way?" "Was it cool?" " Sure." "Well, they were such gigglers, it felt a little odd in the morning." "So what?" "Does anyone else have a tape?" "Do you?" " I'll film, I won't perform." "Since no one else has a tape - the prize statue goes to Markus for the best and only tape." "Congrats!" " You deserved it." "Good action." "Hey." " Here's the book." "Thanks." " You're welcome." "Hey..." "Could you sign it?" "There you go." " Thanks." "Maybe someone took them or you remember wrong." "Who cares about a few tapes?" " Two tapes are missing." "Maybe the police needed them." " They would've returned them - to the owner or his representative." "Well..." "Taavi." "Sometimes not remembering can be a good thing." "You don't need to know everything." "Thanks." " Look to the future, not the past." "When are you going to watch those?" " I dunno, maybe never." "May I ask you something?" " Anything." "Can Jere and I sleep over at your house - since our walls at home are so thin?" "How about this?" "We'll eat and drink like classy people - and then I'll go to a hotel." "You're the best." "Yeah." "Great to see you!" " Sit down." "Hello?" "I want to film you two making love this weekend." "Reetta is studying." " No, she's not." "E good to her and gentle." "It worries me when you say that." "How about it?" "Taavi, sit down and relax." "You smell nice." "Do you love me?" "I dunno." "Sometimes I feel I don't love anyone - that I lack that feeling altogether." "It frightens me." "You're my hero." "Sorry." " It's OK." "It was sweet of Taavi to arrange this." "Fucking Pope and a movie star..." " What?" "You think you're a fucking movie star?" "You think Taavi is the Pope." "You're right about being a movie star." "Come out." "Were you planning group sex?" " No." "Why me?" "You're not the only one." "Mira is on tape, too." "With Markus, though." "I did you a favour." "Get some help." "You're not like that for real." "When I first came over, you cried." "Dead I am the sky watching angels cry" "You cried." "Dad?" "Ye." " Ye." "I guess we're not going your way?" "No, I'll walk." "Unless you wanna make me some tea?" "How should I put this nicely..." "I only have coffee." "Taavi!" "Are you OK?" "Have you taken something?" "Has something happened?" " No." "You don't even have a license." "You drive a car, not a license." "Don't drive without one." "OK?" " OK." "Do you have a tape?" " No." "Rock." "He who gets a piercing on his cock can do the next solo act." "Use ice to get his nipples erect." "Hi, Jere!" "Have some coffee, I'll be with you in a sec." "The whole band is pure flesh." "Put your hand there." "Climb on top of him so you face each other." "Remove your hand and grimace." "Where's the ice?" "Look at me." "A big blob of flesh with many limbs." "Put a cucumber or a banana there." "No 13- year-old girl will see that." "What's up, man?" "Nothing special, just came to say hi." "Hi." " Hi." "Ok, see ya." "Jere!" "If you have something on your mind, talk to me." "I am your dad." "OK." "See ya." " Yeah." "Mira Miranovich." " Hi." "You and Jere are no longer an item?" " No." "Oh?" "He films his fucks." " How come?" "I guess the guys watch them and jerk off, I don't know." "You're on tape, too." "Me?" " With Markus." "I have a book you might like." " Really?" "Too bad I don't have it with me." " It's OK." "Exactly." "You'll have to pick it up at my house." "Here." "Return it when you've read it." " Yeah." "Ye." "This is fine but do you have a wide lens?" " Sure." "It's no different." "Why did you do it?" " I had to." "Reetta is my friend." "All that shit about falling in love and kissing and emotions." "You know." " You were afraid." "No way." " You were afraid of Reetta." "I don't want to fall in love." "I felt like killing you." "If we end this now, it feels stupid and ugly." "If everyone makes one decent tape then all is said and done." "Markus wants out." "I realize that someone might think this is sick - or totally pointless..." " I have to stop." "Helena is..." "We can stop when we've made one solid tape." "When we've learned something, become better lovers." "Helena is so awesome..." " How will she react if she sees the tapes?" "Remember the third rule." "Let's make a tape." "I've never done this before." "You're a sensitive and pretty girl." "I dunno." "OK." "I don't think I should." "Your skin is so soft." " This isn't right, I don't even know you." "You can't do this." " Let me go!" "You don't realize that you have to finish what you started." "Let me go or I'll scream." "How will you scream if I do this?" "Let me go!" "If I do like this and this." "Let her go!" "Let her go." "She says no, I kiss her, she purrs." "She says no again, I kiss her some more and make her wet." "I didn't force anything." "You just cost her the possibility of losing her virginity in style!" "It would've sucked." " It would've been a tape!" "From now on, you'll film everything!" "Disgusting, you're pleading." "How will that make us better lovers?" " Shut your gob." "Jere, you're fucking sick." " Sami, do you have a tape?" "Yeah." "Ut you can't see everything." " Don't be so modest." "A condom ad." "Who said Sami doesn't get laid?" "Was it a blonde or a brunette?" " A redhead." "What a macho man!" " She's in the bathroom." "Here she comes." "What the fuck?" "She knocked the camera down!" "We can't see anything!" " Was that all?" "Yeah." "Who was the chick?" " Minna Paatelainen." "I met her in a bar last night." "Sami's great adventure." ""I fucked an invisible woman!"" "Didn't she leave for Japan last Thursday?" "Wouldn't it have been easier to actually pick up a girl and do her?" "It's better than Jere's pathetic efforts." " Pipe down, faggot!" "Oh yeah..." "Minna is leaving next week." "Sorry about that." "Where were you?" " Somewhere..." "Were you with a girlfriend?" " No." "We'd like to meet your girlfriend." "There is no girlfriend." " It doesn't have to be serious." "There's nothing serious or less than serious." "He's young and can have as many girls as he likes." "Wait, I'll be back." "I want to share a secret with you." " What?" "This is illegal." "What're you listening to?" "This is a camera." "Helena..." " It's still warm." "Go." "I had to..." " Get dressed!" "Do you have any idea how childish your explanation sounds?" "Would you like it from behind?" "Or a threesome?" "Oth." "Shall we meet?" "Sure." "Kaisa." " Jere." "My car's over there." "The password is toucan." "If you can't talk, then knock." "You mustn't hit, you'll get hit." "Hit harder." "Harder." "More." "Tou..." "What?" "Pelican." "We'll tape this." "Now you have a cool tape." "That was horrible to film." "Wait." "Lovely flowers." "Could you love me again, please?" "Don't ever come here again." "If you see me, don't talk to me." "The flowers are lovely." "What are you doing?" " Cutting myself." "Good night." " The hockey game begins in 10 minutes." "I'll buy the popcorn." "I have to study." "Good night." " Good night." "I found this tape." "You and Reetta." "I don't know what I should think about this." "Make sure these won't come back to haunt you." "Juhani?" "Yeah?" "Good night." " Good night." "Hi." "Do you have guests?" " No, come in." "Mum, dad, Reetta brought me a present." "Hi, nice of you to drop by." "Taavi's father..." "Taavi's mother." "Could I have some water?" "I'll get it." " I'll come with you." "Ut your parents are dead?" "The food is getting cold." "What do we do now?" "." " You'll compliment the food." "Then you'll feel tired and want to go to bed." "The food is delicious but I'm tired." "I'm tired too." "I think I'm gonna go." "Taavi, mum and dad are going to bed." " Leave it there." "That way." "Good night." " Good night." "Taavi, what is this?" "What do we do now?" "." "I don't know, I don't remember." "That's all." "Thanks." "Thank you." "I wore that same nightie." "You should talk to someone." "Get some..." " Help?" "Yes." "You're not like Jere - but I'm not sure which one of you is sicker." "Yeah..." "I'm glad you called." "I felt like talking." " About what?" "Nothing special." "I felt like talking to someone." "Shall we go to my place?" "To talk." "OK." "Hey, let's just talk." "I'm gonna do porn." "I'll star first till I'm 25 and then I'll direct and produce." "A straight A student?" "Am I good-looking enough?" "You're really hot but..." "Let's just talk, OK?" "Where's the camera?" "What camera?" " What camera..." "What do you want?" " To join the club." "Where's the camera?" "There is no camera." " You mean this time?" "I didn't think..." "besides, it's only for guys." "Why?" " It's a guy thing." "You mean girls can't do it?" " That's different." "Is it?" "I wanna join the club." "For fuck's sake..." "There is no club." "Get lost, Jere." "You're a kid, an asshole, and a criminal." " I know." "Why didn't you just ask me?" "You would've said no." " You bet I would've." "Now I want to do it." "I want you, without any club." "My shift ends in an hour." "Wait at my place." "Let's make a tape like no other." "If you don't finish things, they'll eat you up." "Hi." "Where's the party tonight?" "There's my tape." "The prize belongs to you." "Help me make a good tape." "I'm not doing that anymore." " Just one." "Here you are." "If you quit, your tapes will be made public." " Go ahead!" "You don't have to do this." "Sami!" "Well?" " You don't have to do this." "Sure I do." "Jere is making a tape " "Markus is making tape, so Sami is making a tape." "Markus quit, you can too." "Yeah..." "ut first I'll make one tape." "See ya." "Happy May Day." "Will you watch it with me?" "Let daddy try it." "Although I'm not as good as you." "Taavi is so smart." "You're like your mother." "I love you." "And I love you." "It's like dying and coming back to you." "Do it again." "You want it?" " Yes." "For a lot longer." "Elina?" "Daddy?" "Daddy?" "Thank you." "What's up, girls?" "You need a ride?" "That car is kinda cool." " The driver needs some work, though!" "Hello?" "OK, I can do it." "Was that all?" "Hi." "I've been looking for you." "Great that you could make it." "Put them there." "Hey, come and eat." "What are you doing?" "I've had a few ciders." "I've been curious about you." " Meaning?" "Liked you." "I've always thought..." "You're Jere's sister and all..." "I've been too afraid to dream about it." "I get why you made the tape." "This picture is about you." "A child is born in porn." "There's a woman - and the man is wanking and someone's born." "This is a damn important picture..." " What's it for?" "For the cover of a clothes catalogue." "Juhani, monitor four went dead." "You don't know what I decided..." "Sami..." " I've waited this for so long." "This is going too fast..." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "Let's start." "There isn't much time but it'll do." "Jere, do you have your camera?" "Could you do a making of?" "Very good." "I can't do it." "Are you fucking telling me..." "We've waited for this for three days!" "Fuck!" "Is there anything here that might help?" "This is a porn shop!" "Where do we get someone to jerk off right now?" "." "Could you take over?" "This is gonna be a beautiful picture." "Take your clothes off and come here." "Ok, Jere will take care of it." "You can fuck off." "This is getting close." "This is too contrived." "It should seem more random." "Remove your hand." "Take your socks off." "Go in the middle." "Stand there, show your profile." "It's good that don't have any pubes." "When the head shows, you start jerking off." "Turn this way slowly." "Jere, you better do something." "Sami, you don't have to make a tape." "Don't make a tape, OK?" "Hello?" "Say something." "LOVE STANDS LAST" "Subtitles:" "Arto Vartiainen roadcast text"