"Killing... is..." "Winning!" "Oh yes, let's give Richard, our happy winner, a big hand... he's going to leave with a 1000 euros coupon... to spend at Bloody Sunday, our partner's supermarket!" "Killing... is..." "Winning!" "It's incredible!" "But don't worry, here, at "Killing is Winning" we're kind-hearted!" "The family of our honourable loser won't leave empty handed." "The production will offer them an amazing box of our game "Killing is Winning"... to have fun at home together..." "And that's not all, they'll also get a coupon for a free cremation!" "But, may I have your attention, ladies and gentleman, we're not done yet!" "Our press sponsor will also offer them... a lifetime subscription to "Suicide Mag"!" "Let's get back to the stage..." "So, madam, are you happy?" "Come, come, come here." "Thank you "Killing is Winning"." "The team was wonderful." "I'm a little disappointed of Paulo's performance but... next month, I'll send you the lil' one." "But I can't believe it.." "what an amazing piece of news... we'll have the pleasure to see the son, madam's last son... here, on stage..." "But it's wonderful!" "Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!" "Now, let's try to get a few words from Richard on-the-spot." "So Richard, I suppose that you're happy?" "Yeah." ""Killing is Winning" is terrific!" "Thank you." "Do you already have an idea of what you're gonna do with the money?" "I understand, it's the emotion." "You'll have a lot of time..." "to think about it!" "Oh yes, if you want to be happy like Richard too... don't wait any longer, call the number at the bottom of your screen... and reserve your place to heaven... with..." "Killing... is..." "Winning!" "We now have our magnificent, beautiful... she's really amazing..." "Caroline!" "And she has something very interesting to tell you..." " Don't you, Caroline?" " Yes... let's now focus on our viewers game." "This week winner, who wins... the 3 million jackpot... is mister..." "A big cheer for him!" "Let's applause!" "And finally, the comforting prize, this wonderful..." "Aspi 3000, won by..." "Mister Burst!" "A big cheer for him!" "See you next week at..." ""Killing is Winning"!" "I lost again!" "Shit!" "What the fuck am I gonna do with a vacuum cleaner?" "!" "?" "Fucking shit!" "You're losing all your dough with your shitty games!" "You can shove your vacuum cleaner up your ass!" "Come here to say it!" " You stinking drunkard!" " What?" "!" "Come on, come on, Jacques, calm down." " But he's breaking my balls!" " Chris, please, stop." "That's the best, really!" "What?" "But what do you want?" "Everything is fine, you can go." " I'm coming in." " Don't!" " Come on, don't be a child..." " Don't touch me!" " Show me." "It'll be gone in a few days." "It'll be gone, gone..." "You must forgive your father..." "He's having a rough time lately." "A rough time..." "It's been like that for 10 years, mom." " You're hard with him." " Hard with him?" " Here, I brought you a present." " Thank you." "Do you have the answer to all your questions and problems?" "Try to sleep, you'll feel better tomorrow." "Hello." "Yes, mister Preacher..." "Yes." "Yes, I'm sending her right now." "Christiane!" "Oh, shit!" " I can't believe it!" " I'm sorry, it was an accident." "But Christiane, don't you realize..." "No, you never do it on purpose!" "Not with your fucking face, you cunt!" "But don't you realize, 2000 bucks..." "Of course not!" "And your duster is filthy..." "500 bucks to clean it." "And it stinks, I can't believe it!" "And I stink!" " Give them to me, I'll wash them at home..." " Yeah right..." "You'll wash them at home..." "Anyway, do you really think that I only came for your pretty eyes..." "Of course not, the boss, Preacher, wants to see you in his office." " Who, me?" " Who, me?" "!" "?" "Come on, move your ass." " Mr. Preacher, she's here." " Thanks Isabelle, I'll still need you." "Sit down, Christiane." "Christinae, I called you because I have something important to tell you." "The dust on the screens, the vacuum cleaner on the carpet, shit stains in the toilet, it's all over for you..." " A promotion?" " Yes, yes and what promotion!" " The promotion of doing nothing, a long vacation!" " I don't understand." " A new time has come for you..." "The time to retire!" " What?" "Retirement, the third age..." " But I don't even have the age of pension." " What?" " How old are you?" " 47 years old." "Really?" "Forgive me, but you look much older." "It doesn't matter anyway, you'll spend a few years unemployed and there you go..." " But..." " I'm done with you!" " I can't, I need this job." "Christiane, please, don't be a child!" "My husband has been unemployed for 10 years..." "My two children are studying, there's the house rent..." "I'm the only income of the house, it'll be poverty if I lose my job." "You know, everybody has their little problems." " But you don't have anybody to replace me to do the cleaning..." " I do!" "Isabelle." " What!" "It's not this thing that will replace me!" " On the contrary, she's perfect!" "Not this fat whore!" "But did you look at yourself?" "She doesn't have a pussy, it's a train station arrival hall!" "I'll whip her if she continues!" "Everybody went over her except the train!" " Except the train?" "But I'm gonna..." " Go ahead, fight against this slut..." "It's exciting me!" "So I'm a whore?" "She's saying that I'm a whore..." "You'll see!" "Ah, you're afraid, aren't you?" " Are you all right?" " Yes, I'm fine." "This one is for the table!" "Now, get the fuck outta here!" "Go, to the garbage disposal!" "Come my dear Isabelle." "I think I deserve a little raise." "You deserve a very big one, Isabelle." " But you went out with here, didn't you?" " 3 or 4 times but it wasn't so great." " It's not very diplomatic." " Diplomatic?" "But I don't give a fuck about this whore!" " I managed to get along with her..." " So, that's how you're working?" "Science is made of patience and observations but also of silence, misters Burst and Kinsky!" "Women are a science in themselves, professor." "Women are an abomination!" "They're the most despicable beings ever created!" "A woman isn't worth of any attention, even if it's just for a second!" "You'll learn more by watching a pig rolling in its own shit than by talking to a woman!" " But how can you define a woman?" " It's a hairy hole." "What a smart remark Mr. Kinsky, you're a genius!" "A Nobel prize is waiting for you!" "Burst, I'm giving you file 23..." "Take the time to work on it..." "We'll talk about it later..." "But don't worry... the experiment has already started in my underground laboratory" "We'll have to test it on a nice dead body." "The only thing left is to check the results of the reanimation equation..." "We'll be almost done if it proves to be accurate." "And soon, we'll be... the most famous scientists in the world." "What am I saying?" "The most famous in whole the universe!" "You can count on me professor." " See you tomorrow." " See you tomorrow." " The motherfucker likes you." " Maybe." "No, really, I'm telling you." " And how is it going with Laura?" " I have a dinner with her tonight and..." " Why do you ask?" " Because it's been a while since you talked about her." "I'm working on my music at the moment." "The whole universe!" "Are you coming back with me tonight?" "..." "For fuck's sake, get in the fucking car, Chris!" "Well Chris, call me if you want to have a drink later." " I don't know yet." " Ok." "Forgive me..." "Mom!" "Mom!" "The fuses blew up!" "Mom!" "It stinks here!" " What?" " It's mom..." "Look, she's dead." "I'm happy!" "She's dead." "What are we gonne do now?" "I smoke..." "I drink..." "I don't give a fuck..." "Party time..." "lalala... party time!" "What the fuck are the cops doing?" "Fuck, they're never here when we need them." "Oli?" "It's Chris." "Are you kidding?" "Stay calm Chris, stay calm, we'll take her directly to the lab." "Don't be such a fucking pain in the ass!" " I'm coming!" " Ok, I'm waiting for you." "Professor?" "We're just in front of the lab." " It's open." " Thank you." "It's God who's sending us your mother." "Hurry, put her on the stretcher!" "We don't have any time to lose." "We're going to write a new page of history." "Go to your spot." "Mr. Kinsky, do the injection to Mr. Burst's mother." "Right now!" "We don't have a minute to waste." "So Mr. Kinsky?" "!" "?" "Are you shitting me?" "Out of my sight, you disgusting individual!" "Well, where was I?" "Oh yes, Burst, push the big red button when I'll tell you and not before!" "For fuck's sake Chris, you're breaking my balls, I'm busy right now!" "Come on, move, come in!" "Fucking shit!" "Chris, you're a fucking pain in the ass!" "Shit!" "What the fuck did you do to your arm?" "It's disgusting!" "You're really a little piece of shit, what the fuck did you do here?" "This shit is gonna fly all over the fucking place!" "What?" "An explosion?" "An explosion here?" "What?" "The coke?" "What about the coke?" "The coke is here, you know it Chris!" "It's always in the drawer." "Go get it yourself for fuck's sake!" "You're a fucking pain in the ass, go get it yourself !" "Go, god damn it!" "Hey Chloé, he's a real pain, isn't he?" "God damn it, move a little!" "You're really anally retarded, aren't you?" "What the fuck... what the fuck, move over a little!" "Poor bastard, I'll prepare it, it'll calm you down a little." "Here..." "Here..." "Great..." "You'll feel much better with that." "Wait..." "Fuck, you're a real pig!" "Wait, I've got something else that can be very nice, I'll be right back..." "You're going to die... just like your mother!" "You're... the new... god!" "Move over a little." "Sniff at that..." "It's my little panties." "Do you like my body odor?" "Son of a bitch!" "Fuck Chris, my carpet!" "For fuck's sake!" "Get the fuck out now, god damn it!" "I don't want any dead body in my room, go to the hospital immediately!" "Don't you think that they're gonna ask you some embarrassing questions?" "You're right." "Didn't you have an appointment with Laura at the restaurant?" "You can't go like that." "Here, put this on or take that." "And now you can fuck off, I've had enough of you, Chris!" "I've really had enough of you!" "Get the fuck out!" "What a fucking pain in the ass!" "Fucking shit!" "You're 30 minutes late." "What are you telling me?" "I can't even believe you anymore, Chris." "And you, you, always you!" "You're totally egocentric and megalomaniac!" "Someone opened my eyes." "You won't fool me anymore." "He's not a charlatan, he's a great scientist, he's a man who does me a lot of good." "You're disgusting!" "It was our last dinner." "A birth!" "Mister will be happy with the baby, and the hell with it!" "Only retards have babies!" "God damn it!" "What do I see?" "Oh, a death notice!" "Great!" "Another death, at last!" "We can keep it, we never know." "Oh, a C4!" "It's quite hard for a C4, it's normal, it's normal." "To madam Christiane..." "Burst... from..." "Preacher?" "She's gonna enjoy it again." "She's the stupidest cunt around here..." "We'll put her back to her place." "Anyway..." "Anyway, well, let's go." "Another postcard..." "And another one." "The hell with it!" "Well, let's check this." "Shit!" "I can't believe it!" "God damn it!" "And on top of it, it's this stupid cunt's fault..." "Madam Burst." "What am I seeing?" "But it's the address... where this cunt, this retard with her alcoholic husband is living." "Well... they're stupid fucks!" "No way... with a family... what a shitty life to be a postman!" "I should have been a baker, at least I could eat some nice little cakes." "And going to a family of retards place!" "Anyway, that's life, that's how it is..." "Oh shit!" "About time!" "I have a parcel for Mr. Burst... and it'll be 50 euros to pay for the delivery and I don't have any change!" " It gives me a pain in the ass!" " What is it?" "A stupid vacuum cleaner!" "I wonder who's the moron who bought this piece of junk." "It's for my mother." "If she's as ugly as she's stupid then it looks promising!" "I have other things to do!" "And it would be better if you could sign the registered mail." "But it's already been opened!" "I took the liberty to open it." "It says that a Mrs Christiane Burst has been fired from Future Music." "And it's signed by a Mr. Preacher if my memory is good." " What you're doing is illegal!" " It's my job to bring news." "So now, sign this." "My God, you're writing like a retard!" " A child would do better." " Asshole!" " Sorry?" " That's why I can't write with my right hand." "Ouch, you're hurting me!" "All right, can I have this parcel?" "What the fuck is this mess?" "This thing is all fucked up!" "It's normal!" "It's the hazards of transportation, it's your responsibility." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "I would like the 50 euros..." "please." "I'll get them, come in, I'll be right back." "Another lunatic!" "Is that your mother on the picture?" "She must be old, she's probably dead by now, isn't she?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "I have more people to see, sir, I don't have much time!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "God damn it!" "Hurry up, I'm coming!" "Sir!" "Where are you?" "Sir!" "Where are you?" "Sir!" "Where are you?" "Sir!" "Where are you?" "What are you doing?" "..." "You dirty cockroach..." "You're disgusting!" "What is it?" "Party time!" "Son of a bitch!" "Fucking shit, what an ass!" "You fucked up my carpet!" "It's open!" "I'm coming in!" "Ah, you're here?" "I'm sorry for yesterday, I've been hard with you." "Do you know that you have a dead postman?" "Shit, you suck!" "Excuse me, I knocked but nobody answered, so..." "Ok Isabelle, we'll finish later." " Who are you?" " I have an appointment at noon..." " Yes, right, what is it about?" " To show you a demo." " You can leave us Isabelle, you'll finish later." " All right, sir." " Sit down." " Thank you." " So you're a musician?" " I'm into electronic music..." "But I don't like to talk about it, is there any way to show you directly?" "You don't look very confident." " Want some?" " No, I'm against drugs." "I could have sworn that you'd like some." " Why?" " You look like a junkie." "I'll be honest with you, I don't trust you." "Also you're not good-looking, it's a very bad start to make good sales." "Bad starts don't always mean bad arrivals." " Well, do you have a stereo?" " Yes, over there, go ahead." "It's not the style of the house!" "I like cute bitches in a string showing their ass all over!" "We're far from it!" " But they can't play a note." " Who gives a fuck if it sells!" " Money, money sex..." " Ah, a point for you!" "Finally you're not as stupid as you look." "Well, I have some other shit to deal with..." " Are you done soon?" " Keep listening!" " Thats enough, stop this shit!" " This shit?" "Now, I'll finish you real nicely." "But how is it possible to listen to such crap?" "Ah, finally something a little more credible for you." "But it's wonderful!" "A true little human jukebox!" "All right, see you next time." "Die like a sow!" "Son of Satan!" "Did you like the new recipe?" "Nevertheless, there's something about our good innkeeper that I really like." "It's a pleasure to see you die soon." "You'll go to the devils heaven." "Chris, you look scary, I barely recognized you." "What did you do to your hair?" "What did you eat?" "Did you smoke?" "I'm busy right now, can't you see that I'm painting?" "Fuck, what did you do to your arm?" "Don't tell me that you also moved into cleaning like your mother." "Unless that's one of your stupid good fortune charms." "My mother is dead." "Scared to death when she saw you, Chris." "It's already the 10th time that she dies." " Look!" " Do you have some junk now?" "Of course!" "That's the current best, Chris, it's diluted drug." "Blue..." "Liberty..." "LSD..." "Green..." "Cannabis... the roots..." "red is blood... violence..." "Yellow... piss... urine... canary... your hair, if you want, Chris." "There's absolute emptiness in unconsciousness." "The mind fades in space..." "So have you decided?" "I'd take an explosive cocktail if I were you..." "Look at your buddy, my so-called brother, he ended leaving his body to science trying to compete with me." "Anyway, his ass..." "the ass, Chris... it's art, it's painting, look..." "Listen." "Listen to what?" " Listen carefully." " Take some, it'll do you some good." "It's good for your health." "Hey, kiddo!" "Come here to warm you up!" "Come on, kiddo!" "Come to warm up, here." "Come!" "Stand close to the fire." "Do you hear that?" "It's today's vermin, pieces of shit!" "We should find someone to exterminate this vermin." "You must avenge your mother." "Inhale..." "Exhale..." "I must be dreaming..." "Is it a vacuum cleaner on your arm?" "Hey kiddo, are you all right?" "Inhale" "We're gonna clean you up real good, you little cunt!" " Oh, you dirty vermins!" " shut the fuck up, tramp..." "Ah, shit!" "You didn't shit your pants, you did it in your bonnet." "You must continue... your work..." "What a pain!" "All this dirt, those fag ends!" "I'll be the one who'll be blamed again with all the shit I'll bring back with me!" "No way!" "What are you doing here?" "It's Vacuum Killer!" "What are you doing here?" "Leave!" "Who will take care of the mail?" "Leave!" "It's my home here!" "Calm down Mr. Burst, show some respect!" " Come on, go!" "Leave!" " Easy!"