"Directed by Olga Malea" "Open up!" "I'm not leaving till you open." "You owe me 3 months' rent, you punks!" "Forget it, he'll go away." "I'm not going until you pay me." " Come back to bed." " No, let's go." "Open up!" "Hi auntie, what's up?" "l wanted to call the police." "What!" "3 times you didn't answer." "l'm worried about you." "l'll call you later." "Okay, hand it over!" "What now, auntie?" "Are you okay?" "So you've got a girlfriend?" "l'll call you later." "What's wrong?" "Did you have to speak to her?" "You know she raised me like a mother." "But now we're broke!" "We'll sell our masks." "Which no-one wants." "So back to the pastry kitchen." "Did anything happen?" "Nothing." "Again?" "Again." "It doesn't look like it to me!" "Use some imagination." "Be more careful with the loukoumas!" "Should I take if off?" "Not yet." "What's wrong?" "Where did that come from?" "Okay, it was a mistake." "Leave me alone!" "Let's wash it off." "No, I'm not in the mood." "l'm sorry, baby." "Leave me alone!" "You've found an excuse again." "What do you mean?" "For 3 months something always turns you off." "Take your things and get out!" "Manos!" "Stop it, you lunatic!" "l missed you." "So you fucked up in Athens and remembered us here?" "Stop it, Fenia..." "l've found you a job." "Baby!" "You'd make a corpse horny!" "I'll drop dead now, if you'll bury me with your own hands!" "Should I kill him?" "It's strictly business..." "public relations." "How about a little relaxation?" "Too good for us country chicks?" "I've barely arrived and you've already started!" "You're the same old killjoy!" ""Burn off fat with Thrassorobics!" "3 kilos a week." "Eat pasta and sweets with the new Thrassorobics method..."" "2.30m by 1.40m... that's what I'm paying for." "lsn't that too small?" "We can all fit in." "How about a coffee, Mr Mayor?" "No, the dietician is waiting." "How are you, Mr Mayor?" "l'm fine." "Take care of the hall." "Don't worry." "Your wives will become sylphs." "Those fatties!" "Hi, Mr Mayor." "Hello." "Want some loukoumas?" "No." "Why?" "l can't eat them." "Why?" "My granny made a vow." "It was about my grandpa... so he'd become well again." "And did he?" "Yes, but we still don't eat loukoumas." "What's your name?" "Achilles." "You're Filonoe's grandchild, from Athens?" "I know your grandma, she always votes for me." "You can eat loukoumas without breaking the vow." "If someone else buys them, the vow isn't broken." "Your coffee is ready." "You're shaking like a plate of jelly!" "I eat nothing but still get fat." "Damn pig!" "I'll slaughter you!" "Loukoumas?" "!" "No, not my Marikaki!" "Loukoumas are bad for you..." "You have diabetes, you'll drop dead." "What's Marikaki done to you?" "Let me go!" "Manos, my boy!" "Auntie!" "You look great." "l'm too fat." "You're beautiful." "l never eat, but I get fat." "You're so handsome..." "a real heartbreaker." "l'll get you something to eat." "l'm not hungry." "Have you got a job?" "Yes, I've taken 2 days off." "Do you want a job here?" "No, I'm fine." "I care about you, you know." ""Thrassorobics is based on smart fat-burning..."" "Mrs Alexaki lost 15 kilos by eating." "By eating?" "That's right." "Mrs Bekou lost 18 kilos by eating." "But I don't eat and get fat." "Because you should eat." "With this method, you have to eat for smart fat-burning." "You'll lose 3 kilos a week." "That's 12 kilos a month and 36 in 3 months." "You must eat." "Trust me." "I can't dirty my clothes, I've got a funeral afterwards." "Fenia, please get dressed," "Why did you come here?" "To make some money, right?" "So dig, and let me do my job." "This is for the grave and now you'll help at the funeral." "Don't!" "22 years..." "Pavlos..." "my pillar of strength!" "When a bottle of oil finished, Pavlos would buy two more." "If a faucet broke, Pavlos would fix two new ones." "Take me with you, Pavlos!" "Get down!" "You'll break the coffin!" "I asked for one, he gave me two..." "Here, drink this, it'll calm you down." "Two...always two." "Always two." "Let's go into the next room." "Cover for me, just a few minutes." "So, what about it Mr 22 years?" "Let's go elsewhere." "She won't look for me here." "It's my first time." "Mine too." "Yours too?" "For today!" "Where's Pericles?" "He's inside." "With the deceased?" "That's where l saw him last." "It's nothing...nothing!" "Right next to the deceased!" "And with that slut!" "Fenia's a philologist, waiting for a position." "I didn't stay a widow for 22 years..." "That's enough with the 22 years!" "I love her and I'm going to marry her!" "I've honored these rings for 22 years..." "Fine." "Give them to me for our engagement." "Don't speak, Antigone." "Me?" "What'd I say?" "Good morning to the twins." "Good morning, Mr Mayor." "4 servings of loukoumas." "Don't you have diabetes?" "Go and get some flour." "The best loukoumas!" "Only when you share them." "Will you speak to me?" "ls it my fault she caught you?" "You gave her the key." "How could I know you'd be doing it with mommy's boy?" "Mommy's boy?" "He's very gifted!" "Gifted, eh?" "Don't!" "I'll run someone down!" "Stop here." "I'm warning you, I might take my clothes off." "Take them off." "I haven't been here for years." "Get rid of her, Mr Billy." "But everyone prefers our company now." "She's a bad girl." "What's Fenia done?" "We used to mourn for our dead quietly, at home, until you brought this absurd business from Toronto!" "22 years..." "I gave up everything." "22 years..." "I yearned for you." "Please, Mr Billy..." "My intentions are serious, Mrs lsmini." "Ismini!" "22 years!" "Getting high already?" "Wow!" "I didn't even take off my clothes!" "I've made you some yummy meatballs." "You touched the photo again!" "I just dusted it..." "I'm sorry." "I'd be nothing without that man." "I know, I'm sorry." "Say it!" "He paid for your schooling... without him, you wouldn't be mayor." "That's right." "Why are you so hard on me?" "It's been years since we slept together." "We don't even fit in the same bed... and you expect me to want you!" "You're back?" "I'll get you something to eat." "Why don't you work with me and make good money?" "l'm working." "Where?" "At the funeral parlor." "Digging graves." "He's got a girlfriend there..." "Stop it, auntie!" "Why?" "I'm proud of it!" "...5,6,7,8." "Now the arms... heels... knees..." "3 times..." "Oh, I'm so embarrassed!" "Try another suit!" "Please don't leave." "Eleni, don't go!" "Don't you want to lose weight?" "Yellow makes me look fat!" "lt's a happy color." "Why is it important to lose weight?" "I want to belly-dance for my husband, like I did when we first met and got married." "So let's focus on that." "God rest lsmini's soul." "God rest her soul." "Cream treat, walnut cake, honey roll, ice-cream..." "Can you make loukoumas?" "Anything but loukoumas." "What a time to die, lsmini!" "And so suddenly too." "Put in a bit of everything." "Right away!" "Look what I got for you." "l don't want any." "Look how nice they are." "Buy me some loukoumas." "I can't, the shop's closed." "I can get you anything but loukoumas." "Marikaki!" "Filthy pig!" "Now, where can I find loukoumas?" "You're great, Marikaki!" "But from now on, you'll eat only loukoumas." "Okay?" "Now, where can I find loukoumas?" "With more feeling..." "for our lsmini." "We should bury her with loukoumas to sweeten her soul." "No." "But it's a long journey..." "There is enough in there to feed 100 souls." "But she loved loukoumas." "I won't make loukoumas for the 9 days of mourning." "Why not?" "If Pericles makes loukoumas for me, he'll want us to eat them together." "You'll eat them with me!" "With you?" "I'm trying to deal with a problem." "I want to nip it in the bud." "Really?" "Yes." "Will you ask Pericles?" "This is for the breasts, with a lot of syrup." "And these between the legs with cinnamon." "Fenia, I want to marry you." "And I want to go to Australia." "Hurry up, we'll be caught." "Give me a kiss." "Your mother's over there." "Dead." "Give me a kiss." "A widow's sister..." "22 years." "Not with a pig!" "Did you bring the loukoumas?" "Hide and I'll find you." "You sure are kinky!" "Find the loukoumas, Marikaki." "Come on, let's go." "Come on, baby!" "Where are they?" "Where's the loukouma?" "Find it!" "Go there and hide." "I'll find you." "Where's the loukouma, Marikaki?" "Find it, baby!" "Awesome!" "It works!" "Quick, before we lose it." "Fenia, please..." "You know what I saw in the barn yesterday?" "My uncle eating loukoumas with a boy." "So what?" "My uncle's dangerous." "Aren't you exaggerating?" "No!" "Has something happened with your uncle?" "Of course not!" "But what if I'm right?" "Don't worry, Marikaki!" "Where's Marikaki fit in?" "She'll find him anywhere." "In Italy they use pigs to find truffles." "They train them to find truffles miles away and that's what we'll do with Marikaki." "So we've been training her all this time?" "We have to make her even sharper." "Take the hearse and go hide further away." "l've got a soft spot for you." "Me too." "Where's Pericles?" "He'll be chasing the girl." "That slut?" "Go find him, Leonidas." "Pericles will come." "l've got something for you." "Not now." "Where did you find them?" "l made them for you." "Don't make loukoumas again." "Okay." "Give me a kiss." "Fenia, go to the limo and you go to your mother." "What's wrong, Marikaki?" "You'll break your leash." "Didn't we say only loukoumas?" "Find the loukoumas." "Where's the loukouma?" "Find it!" "Where is the loukouma?" "Finf it!" "My uncle found some loukoumas." "Come here right away!" "But I've got the deceased." "Bring her with you." "l'm going to the funeral." "This is more important." "They'll lynch me!" "Please, the boy could be in danger." "Where are you?" "At the Bardakas farm." "Where's she going?" "Ismini... my sister!" "ln what direction now?" "Straight ahead." "Ahead where?" "Wait a moment." "Tell me now!" "Just a moment." "She's going up." "Turn!" "ls she on the right track?" "Yes, go straight ahead!" "Where to?" "To the water pumps." "And now?" "l'll tell you." "Quickly!" "They'll catch me!" "Come on, make up your mind." "She's going towards the ditch." "Catch her!" "Quickly!" "Where's she going?" "Straight up ahead." "She jumped the ditch." "l'll go into the fields." "Be careful!" "Why is this happening to me, God?" "A widow's sister for 22 years!" "Wait!" "When are we going to eat?" "We have to hide first... because if the others see us, they'll eat them up." "The loukoumas will be our secret." "Pals?" "Pals." "To the cherry orchard!" "l'm coming!" "I think I found them." "Forget it!" "He's not here." "There she is!" "Catch her!" "Let me go!" "My sister!" "Ismini!" "Stop playing!" "No, the American won't pay us." "Patience, lsmini." "Tomorrow we will bury you." "We'll eat loukoumas next week." "l'm leaving." "Where to?" "To Athens." "When?" "ln 2 days." "I'm going to Athens in 2 days too." "I'll take your grandson to Athens." "You're always thinking of us, Mr Mayor." "And we'll eat loukoumas." "Oh, my bones are killing me!" "Won't we miss the funeral today?" "We'll make it in time." "Why did we come to the forest?" "That's how smart fat-burning works." "What about the flippers?" "They increase fat-burning." "It may be dangerous, it's the hunting season." "They might mistake us for ducks." "Have you ever seen ducks this big?" "I don't trust hunters..." "They mistake one another for wild pigs." "I come here every day and no-one's ever shot me!" "Let's go, Mr Thrasso." "I've lost 260 grams." "You're eating, right?" "Yes." "Just imagine if I didn't eat." "Promise me that you'll always eat." "I am eating, Mr Thrasso." "No, we shouldn't." "Yes, we should." "We should?" "Yes, for our lsmini." "She wants loukoumas." "That's why she wouldn't go in the hole." "ln the hole?" "ln the holy hole." "His eyes are glazed." "Do you believe me now?" "Yes." "Now he'll go straight to Achilles." "Thank goodness you're here." "I'm here for you." "We're all family." "I'm afraid he'll get away again." "We'll immobilize him." "How?" "The old trick with the sleeping syrup." "The syrup at the funeral home for the relatives." "A little more on the loukoumas and he'll fall asleep." "No, it's a sin!" "They're only for lsmini." "He'll try again during the funeral." "I'll bring everybody to admire him." "You'll lose your job." "This is more important than the funeral." "Let's go." "Don't, Billy!" "You made loukoumas while you're still mourning?" "Ismini asked for them." "There were no loukoumas in Pavlos' coffin." "Ismini, give some loukoumas to Pavlos!" "Give some to my Pavlos!" "We'll give him some." "Get down!" "Everybody out!" "Where's Pericles?" "The syrup!" "You go to your mother!" "And you go to the graves." "Oh no, Marikaki!" "They put a pig in this one." "Christians!" "What do you expect?" "Stealing from the dead again!" "We didn't steal anything." "l'm worried, Billy." "Leave it to me." "l'll drive." "And leave Mrs Antigone alone?" "The client is still unburied!" "Mr Billy driving a hearse?" "Where's Achilles?" "l don't know." "I've buried thousands in Toronto, in hail and snow and I can't to bury lsmini here." "Answer it, Fenia!" "Give me the phone." "Please!" "Have a sweet journey, lsmini." "My dear sister... here are your wedding rings, so you'll join your husband." "The pig's eaten the rings!" "Catch it!" "Give me the cellphone!" "What did you do with the pig?" "Nothing!" "Give me the phone!" "You're fired!" "Stop playing!" "The funeral's off." "We're paid to play and we'll play." "Marikaki's lost." "She was in the coffin." "Where is she now?" "She's heading towards the forest." "My uncle will be there too." "I'm on my way." "Wait." "Let's see who can eat the most honey." "Ready?" "One, two, three..." "Don't cheat!" "We agreed to eat the honey first." "Come to the forest!" "Marikaki is going towards the hunters' hut." "Slaughter it!" "I'll go in and get her, otherwise she'll run away." "She's right." "Run home quickly and stay away from loukoumas!" "Did you eat loukoumas?" "No, no!" "Your diabetes!" "You'll die." "Get out, quickly!" "Stop!" "You'll frighten the pig!" "Where is he?" "Help me, they'll kill Marikaki!" "He was here." "Who?" "Uncle had the loukoumas." "He was here... and you helped him get away!" "Open up!" "Give us the pig!" "Please, we need the rings for the burial." "No-one touches her!" "We'll wait for the rings to come out." "What next?" "You're holding up the burial." "I shouldn't have trusted you." "These things happen." "Go away, you'll ruin my business." "We'll bury her without the rings." "It's sacrilege!" "Uncle came here to eat loukoumas." "He doesn't eat loukoumas." "He has diabetes." "Cut the bullshit!" "Why do you think I trained Marikaki?" "So she could find uncle when he goes to eat loukoumas." "Can she find him?" "Yes." "Bravo!" "You care about your uncle health." "You have to speak up." "That's the only way to stop him." "You trained Marikaki to stop him." "What if she's no longer there?" "Get away from her!" "You have to speak up." "Don't make me shoot!" "Go back to Athens." "As long as Marikaki is alive, your uncle won't eat loukoumas." "Don't, Manos!" "Not my Marikaki!" "Open up!" "Let's go into the hut!" "No!" "No?" "It's a sin for the dead to remain unburied." "Finally, a rational person!" "I can't trust you, Billy." "But I've buried all of Toronto!" "Women always ignore the best men." "Finally, your soul will rest, lsmini." "ls there time, Billy?" "Not after 6pm." "Unburied for the second day, my dear sister!" "As long as you're alive, she won't speak up." "Where's my Marikaki?" "She's dead!" "I killed her!" "How could you?" "Now she's dead, he'll be free to eat loukoumas." "You have to stop him." "You must speak up." "Your uncle is a saint." "Why do you hate him so much?" "I hate you even more." "You're worse than he is, because you know everything, but you cover for him." "Auntie helped him escape." "Next time, it'll be a ghost!" "Please believe me." "Why are you giving up now?" "l'm leaving tomorrow." "Where?" "It's time for me to travel." "Let's leave together." "Wait for one day." "Not even one hour!" "You're the only one I have." "Come with me." "I have to catch my uncle." "You could've told me you don't want me." "Give me the gun!" "Don't!" "No!" "Eleni, don't die on me too." "I'm stuck, you idiot!" "I'm too fat to die." "You're wonderful, amazing!" "Let me die!" "I haven't been able to lose weight for years." "I couldn't even dance for him." "l'm to blame for everything." "lt's good to be fat." "It's a curse to be fat." "I lost my sister to anorexia." "I watched her melt, like a candle." "I fell in love with you at first sight." "Don't make fun of me." "It's my fault." "I made him into a pervert." "Give me the gun!" "Dance for me first." "Thank you." "Will you do me a favor?" "Whatever you want." "I want you to make me some loukoumas." "When?" "Tomorrow." "Ask me anything else." "lt's for a good cause." "I can't." "Take the key and make them yourself." "I'm going to Athens for medical tests." "I'm Eleni's nephew." "It's about my aunt..." "Has she stopped eating?" "No, I don't think so." "Because of her, I found the perfect weight-loss method..." ""Belly-robics," and now I'm sewing the new outfits." "My aunt won't speak out." "Go to the police." "They won't believe me." "Everyone loves him here." "Only you can help me." "It's not my business." "It's everyone's business." "But I've got to sew the new outfits." "I'll help you." "Will you come to the loukoumas shop tomorrow?" "Please." "Okay, I'll be there." "Dear godfather, remember the trip we made to buy the encyclopedia?" "Then we went to that shop and ate loukoumas for the first time." "You were the only one who really cared about me." "Ask your aunt to get your meal." "Let her be." "Did you get fired?" "Yes." "Oh, Uncle... only you care about me." "Do you believe that?" "That's all I wanted to hear." "Tomorrow, I'll open the loukoumas shop and make loukoumas." "Where's Pericles?" "The funeral will take place without him." "These things happen." "See?" "The loukoumas I was telling you about!" "All the loukoumas are for you." "I've got to go." "Let's go and hide, so they don't find us again." "Are we going to eat here?" "We'll do more than eat." "l want to eat!" "Yes, we'll eat." "Something always happens to stop us." "Let's sit down first." "l have to speak to you." "l don't want the method." "l have to tell you something." "l don't want to lose weight!" "Your husband's at the loukoumas shop." "No way!" "It's closed." "Manos is making loukoumas right now." "Wait, I'll feed you." "Forgive me, lsmini!" "Eleni!" "Come back!" "Do you like them?" "You must come now!" "If it wasn't for your uncle, I'd lock you up." "But it's the truth!" "Don't play with the law." "Your shirt's dirty." "Let's take it off." "We'll take it off." "No..." "No!" "Why?" "I'll eat by myself." "Come here." "No, no." "Aren't we pals?" "Come on!" "Come here... you're not afraid of me, are you?" "Leave me alone!" "Look how I'm eating loukoumas..." "Come and eat some too." "We were eating loukoumas..." "We're pals..." "We're pals...pals..." "lt's my fault." "No, it's not." "lt's my fault." "No, it's not your fault." "What about my grandma's vow?" "l'll make loukoumas for you." "And the vow?" "Forget it. I'll make as many loukoumas as you like!" "Oh no, not again!" "My dear sister!" "Stop!" "We caught my uncle!" "Are you crazy?" "You nearly killed us!" "Get out!" "Just a moment..." "She doesn't want you." "My uncle has eaten loukoumas with me too!" "Get out of here, you bastard!" "I want to get out!" "Open up!" "Let's go through the fields." "Let her be buried in peace!" "We still owe her something." "Open up!" "Anyone else who wants to get out, do it now!" "And you never told me?" "Would you speak, if you thought it was your fault?" "I really believed that I provoked it." "And Achilles?" "Did he provoke it?" "No." "You never told anyone?" "Throw me into the grave!" "I can't take any more!" "Antigone, your heart..." "Just step on it!" "I told a teacher about it once and he said to me:" ""lf you like women, just fuck them and you'll get over it."" "I felt like a fool for years, because I couldn't." "Where are we going?" "To fulfill lsmini's wish." "The deceased?" "They're not here..." "they went the other way." "I'll chop you up!" "You ruined my business!" "Not this way..." "that way!" "is this why you led us here, lsmini?" "Let's go." "Manos, are you okay?" "Here's your loukoumas, lsmini." "Come on, the deceased is in a hurry!" "Just a moment..." "the rings!" "At last, dear sister, you'll join your husband." "22 years a widow..." "Have a good journey."