"(thunder crashes)" "(thunder crashes)" "(clock strikes)" "If we look at the base of a brain which has just been removed from a skull there's very little of the midbrain that we can actually see." "Yet, as I demonstrated in my lecture last week if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen." "This so-called brainstem consists of the midbrain a rounded protrusion called the pons and a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongata which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum and becomes, of course, the spinal cord." "Are there any questions before we proceed?" "I have one question, Dr Frankenstein." "That's Fronkonsteen." "I beg your pardon?" "My name." "It's pronounced "Fronkonsteen"." "But aren't you the grandson of the famous Dr Victor Frankenstein who dug up freshly buried corpses and transformed dead components into..." "Yes, yes!" "Yes!" "We all know what he did!" "But I'd rather be remembered for my own small contributions to science and not because of my accidental relationship to a famous... cuckoo!" "(laughter)" "Now, if you don't mind, can we have your question?" "Well, sir, I'm not sure I understand the distinction between reflexive and voluntary nerve impulses." "Good." "Since our lab work today is a demonstration ofjust that distinction why don't we proceed?" "Mr Hilltop here, with whom I have never worked or given any prior instructions to has graciously offered his services for today's demonstration." "Mr Hilltop, would you hop up on your feet and stand beside this table?" "Nice... hopping." "Mr Hilltop would you raise... your left knee, please?" "You have just witnessed a voluntary nerve impulse." "It begins as a stimulus from the cerebral cortex passes through the brainstem and to the muscles involved." "Mr Hilltop, you may lower your knee." "Reflex movements are those which are made independently of the will but are carried out along pathways which pass between the peripheral nervous system and the central nervous system." "You filthy, rotten, yellow son of a bitch!" "(students gasp)" "We are not aware of these impulses." "Neither do we intend them to carry out our contraction of muscles." "Yet, as you can see, they work by themselves." "But what if we block the nerve impulse by simply applying local pressure which can be done with any ordinary metal clamp just at the swelling on the posterior nerve roots for, oh, say... five or six seconds?" "Why, you mother-grabbing bastard!" "As you can see, all communication is shut off." " (Hilltop moans) - (students laugh)" "In spite of our mechanical magnificence if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulses we would collapse like a bunch of broccoli!" "Ohhh!" "(applause)" "In conclusion, it should be noted..." " Give him an extra dollar." " Extra dollar." "Yes, sir." "...that any more than common injury..." " (moans) - ... to the nerve root is always serious." "Because once a nerve fibre is severed there is no way, in heaven or on earth to regenerate life back into it." "Are there any last questions before we leave?" "Uh, Dr Frank..." " Fronkonsteen..." " Yes?" "Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extraordinary means it actually began to move with a voluntary motion?" "Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti?" "Why, the worm, sir." "Yes!" "It seems to me I did read something of that incident when I was a student." "But you have to remember that a worm, with very few exceptions is not a human being." "(laughter)" "But wasn't that the basis of your grandfather's work, sir?" "The reanimation of dead tissue?" "My grandfather was a very sick man." "But as a Fronkonsteen, aren't you the least bit curious about it?" "Doesn't bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue for you?" "You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind." "Dead is dead!" "But look at what has been done with hearts and kidneys." "Hearts and kidneys are Tinkertoys!" "I'm talking about the central nervous system!" "But, sir..." "I am a scientist, not a philosopher!" "You have more chance of reanimating this scalpel than of mending a broken nervous system!" " But what about your grandfather's work?" " My grandfather's work was doo-doo!" "I am not interested in death!" "The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!" "Class is dismissed." "(applause)" "Dr Frankenstein..." "That's..." "Fronkonsteen." "My name is Gerhart Falkstein." "I have travelled 5,000 miles to bring you the will of your great-grandfather." "Baron Beaufort von Frankenstein." "Oh, my sweet darling." "Oh, my dearest love." "I'll count the hours that you're away." "Oh, darling, so will I." " Not on the lips." " What?" "I'm going to that party at Nanna and Nicky's later." "I don't wanna smear my lipstick." " You understand." " Of course." "All aboard!" " Oh, dear!" " Well..." "I guess this is it." "Freddy, darling!" "Oh, how can I say in a few minutes what it's taken me a lifetime to understand?" " Won't you try?" " All right." "You've got it, mister." "I'm yours." "All of me." "What else can I say?" "My sweet love..." "The hair!" "The hair!" "Just been set." "Sorry..." "Sorry." "I hope you like old-fashioned weddings." "I prefer old-fashioned wedding nights!" "Oh!" "You're incorrigible!" "Does that mean you love me?" " You bet your boots it does." "Oh, my only love." "(gasps) Taffeta, darling." "Taffeta, sweetheart." "No, the dress is taffeta." " It wrinkles so easily." " Oh." "All aboard!" "Oh, there's that horrid man again." "Well, hurry now, before I make a fool of myself." "Oh!" "Nails!" "Oh..." "Sorry..." " Goodbye, darling." " Goodbye, Freddy." "Darling!" "(she coughs and splutters)" " Harry, he was at it again." " So what do you want me to do about it?" "Every day!" "Let him!" "Let him!" "New York next!" "Everybody out for New York!" " Heinz, er macht das schon wieder." " Na, was soll ich denn da machen?" "Aber jeden Tag!" "Nu, lass ihn, lass ihn." "Transylvania nächste!" "Jeder aussteigen für Transylvania!" "Transylvania nächste!" "Jeder aussteigen für Transylvania!" "Pardon me, boy!" "Is this the Transylvania Station?" "Ja, ja!" "Track 29!" "Oh!" "Can I give you a shine?" "Uh..." "No, thanks." "(train puffing)" "(footsteps and scraping)" "Dr Frankenstein?" "Fronkonsteen." "You're putting me on." "No." "It's pronounced Fronkonsteen." "Do you also say Frodorick?" "No." "Frederick." "Well, why isn't it Frodorick Fronkonsteen?" "It isn't." "It's Frederick Fronkonsteen." "I see." "You must be Igor." "No." "It's pronounced l-gor." " But they told me it was Igor." " Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?" "Uh..." "You were sent by Herr Falkstein, weren't you?" "Yes." "My grandfather used to work for your grandfather." "(giggles) How nice." "Of course, the rates have gone up." "Of course." "I'm sure we'll get along splendidly." " (hollow sound)" " Oh!" "Sorry." "I..." "Uh..." "You know, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I'm a rather brilliant surgeon." "Perhaps I could help you with that hump." "What hump?" "Let's go." "Allow me, master." "Oh..." "Thanks very much." "Walk this way." "This way." "(thunder crashes)" "I think you'll be more comfortable in the rear." "Oh..." " (woman) Ooh!" " What was that?" "Oh, that'll be Inga." "Herr Falkstein thought you might need a laboratory assistant temporarily." "Oh." "Ooh!" "Hello!" "Would you like to have a roll in the hay?" "It's fun!" "# Roll, roll" "# Roll in the hay" " Hah!" " (Freddy) Oh..." "(thunder)" "Oh!" "Sometimes I am afraid of the lightning." "It's just an atmospheric discharge." "Nothing to be afraid of." "(howling)" "Werewolf!" "Werewolf?" "!" " There!" " What?" "There wolf!" "There castle!" "Why are you talking that way?" " I thought you wanted to." " No, I don't want to!" "Suit yourself." "I'm easy." "Well..." "There it is." "Home." "What knockers!" "Oh..." "Thank you, Doctor." "Oh." "That's all right." "There we are." "(door creaks)" "I am Frau Blücher." "(horses neigh)" "Steady!" "How do you do?" "I am Dr Fronkonsteen." "This is my assistant." "Inga, may I present Frau Blücher?" "(neighing)" "I wonder what's got into them." "Your rooms have been prepared, Herr Doktor." "If you will follow me." "L-gor!" "Would you bring the bags as soon as you're finished, please?" "Yes, master." "After you, Frau Blücher." "(neighing)" " Blücher!" " (neighing)" "Follow me, please." "Stay close to the candles." "The staircase... can be treacherous." "Und this is your room." "It was your grandfather Victor's room." "I see." "Well!" "Seem to be quite a few books." "This was Victor's the Baron's medical library." " Where is my grandfather's private library?" " I don't know what you mean, sir." "Well, these books are very general." "Any doctor might have them in his study." "This is the only library I know of, Dr Frankenstone." " Fronkonsteen." " Fronkonsteen." "Well, we'll see." "Good night." "Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?" "No..." "Thank you." "Some warm milk perhaps?" "No... thank you very much." "No, thanks." "Ovaltine?" "Nothing!" "Thank you." "I'm a little tired." "Then I will say... good night." "Good night!" "Good night, darling. (kisses)" "Good night, Herr Doktor." "Good night, Frau Blücher." "(neighing)" "(groans)" "No, no, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "I'm not a Frankenstein." "I am not a Frankenstein!" "I'm a Fronkonsteen!" "Don't gimme that!" "I don't believe in fate!" "And I won't say it." "All right, you win!" "You win!" "I give." "I'll say it." "I'll say it, I'll say it." "Destiny!" "Destiny!" "No escaping that for me!" "Destiny!" "Destiny!" "No escaping that for me!" "Destiny!" "Destiny..." "No escaping... (gasps)" "Dr Fronkonsteen!" "Wake up!" "What is it?" "You were having a nightmare." "(faint violin music)" " What's that strange music?" " I have no idea." "But it seems to be coming from behind the bookcase." "Behind the bookcase..." "Hand me that robe, would you, dear?" "You were right." "It's coming from behind this wall." "Where is it?" " Where is it?" " What?" "There's always a device." "If I can just spot the triggering mechanism..." "Hello!" "It seems louder over here." "Hand me that candle, will you?" "Put... the candle... back!" "All right!" "I think I have it figured out now." "Take out the candle and I'll block the bookcase with my body." "(crunch)" "(high-pitched voice) Listen to me very carefully." "Don't put the candle back!" "With all of your might shove against the other side of the bookcase." "Is that... perfectly clear?" "I think so." "Good girl!" "Put... the candle... back!" "Oh, look, Doctor!" "A passageway!" "Whatever that music is, it's coming from down there." " I'd better take a look." " Oh, let me come with you, Doctor, please." "I don't wanna stay up here alone." "All right, then." "Close your robe and follow me." "Oh, Doctor!" "The candle..." "Good thinking." "Let's try this one." "Stand back!" "(# violin continues)" "(thunder crashes)" "(Inga gasps)" "(squeaks)" "Don't be frightened, dear." "Just a rat." "A filthy, slimy rat!" "(door creaks)" "Good Lord!" "Oh!" " # I..." " Ohh!" "# Ain't got nobody" "# And nobody cares for me" "# Yak-a-tata, yak-a-tata-ta-ta, hah!" " L-gor!" " Frodorick." "How did you get here?" "Through the dumbwaiter." "I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just... followed it down." "Call it... a hunch." "Brrrm-chee!" "There must have been someone else down here." "It would seem that way." "And there's the only other door." "Wait, master." "It might be dangerous." "You go first." "Aren't there any lights in this place?" "Two nasty-Iooking switches over here, but I'm not going to be the first." "Well..." "Damn your eyes!" "Too late!" "(Inga) Ohh..." "So this is where it all happened." "(man) Just think!" "A dead brain ready to live again in a new body!" "Look!" "No blood, no decomposition." "Just a few sutures." " Throw the main switch." " Yes, master." "(crackling)" "What a filthy mess!" "I dunno." "A little paint, a few flowers, couple of throw pillows..." "Well, it seems as if our mysterious violinist has disa... p..." " Disa... what?" "...peared." "Ssh!" "(whispers) There is a light coming from behind that door." "(whispers) Follow me!" "(gasps) Doctor!" "Look!" "Well..." "This explains the music." " It's still warm." " Mm." "But who was playing it?" "I don't know but whoever it was just barely finished putting out his cigar." "Such strange goings-on!" "What is this place?" "Music room?" "But there's nothing here but books and papers!" "Books and papers?" "It is!" "This is my grandfather's private library!" "I feel it!" "Look!" "Look at this!" "(heavy breathing)" "(Freddy) "Until, from the midst of this darkness, a sudden light broke in upon me."" ""A light so brilliant and wondrous, and yet so simple."" ""Change the poles from plus to minus and from minus to plus."" "Ah... ah..." ""I alone succeeded in discovering the secret of bestowing life."" ""Nay, even more..."" ""I myself... became capable of bestowing animation upon lifeless matter!"" "It... could... work!" "(thunder crashes)" " Kipper?" " Mm." "Thank you, Doctor." ""As the minuteness of the parts formed a hindrance to my speed I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature."" "Of course!" "That would simplify everything." "In other words his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size." "Exactly." "He would have an enormous Schwanzstück!" "That goes without saying." "Woof!" "He's gonna be very popular." "So then..." "What we're aiming for is a being approximately seven feet in height with all features either congenitally or artificially proportionate in size." "Something like this?" "Hello..." "You've caught something there." "Crude, yes, primitive, yes, perhaps even grotesque yet something inexplicable tells me that this might be our man!" "All right, all right." "That's good enough for the likes of 'im." "Get down, you fool!" "Now!" "What a filthy job!" " Could be worse." " How?" "Could be raining." "(footsteps)" "Quick!" "Need a hand?" "Uh..." "No, thanks." "I have one." "Thanks very much all the same." "Just a moment, sir!" "I know everyone around here, but I've never seen your face before." "Can you account for yourself?" "Yes." "I am Dr Frederick Fronkonsteen, newly arrived from America." "Oh, yes, sir!" "I was told you were here." "Well, I'm Constable Henry, sir." "Pleased to meet you." "(Freddy stamps foot)" "How very nice to meet you, Constable." " Why, you're chilled to the bone, sir." " Ooh!" " A nice, warm fire would be the thing for you." " Yes, yes." "A little nip from the old bottle wouldn't be too bad either, sir." "That's the ticket, yes!" "Well, if you have everything in hand, sir, I'll say good night." "Thank you very much, Constable." " At your service, sir, always." " (stamps foot)" " Good night, Constable." " Good night, sir." "Oh, what an awesome sight!" "What a profound and reverend night is this." "With such a specimen for a body all we need now is an equally magnificent brain." " You know what to do?" " I have a pretty good idea." "Good man." "Didn't you..." "Didn't you use to have that on the other side?" " What?" " Your, uh..." "Oh, never mind." " Do you have that name I gave you?" " I have it written down." " H Delbruck." " Hans Delbruck." "(thunder rumbles)" "Ohh!" " (Inga) He is hideous." " (Freddy) He's beautiful." "And he is mine!" "(thunder crashes)" "Hurry now." "We're fighting time and the elements." " Are you ready?" " Are you sure this is how they did it?" "Yes, yes!" "It's all written down in the notes!" "Now tie off the kites and hurry down as fast as you can." "What's the hurry?" "There's a possibility of electrocution." "Do you understand?" "I say "There's a possibility of electrocution!"" "Do you understand?" "I understand, I understand." "Why are you shouting?" "Did you..." " Did you tie off the kites?" " Of course." "Oh..." "All right." "Good." "(hollow sound)" " Uh..." "Check the generator." " Yes, master." "L-gor!" " Release the safety valve on the main wheel." " Yes, master." "(thunder crashes)" "Can you imagine the brain of Hans Delbruck in this body?" "Oh, Frederick!" "This is the moment." "Well, dear..." "Are you ready?" "Yes, Doctor." "Elevate me." "Now?" "Right here?" "Yes, yes." "Raise the platform." "Oh!" "The platform!" "Oh, that!" "Ja... yes." "From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars "I am man!" our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our own mortality." "But tonight we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself." "Tonight we shall ascend into the heavens!" "We shall mock the earthquake!" "We shall command the thunders and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!" "(thunder crashing)" "(wind howling)" "When I give the word, throw the first switch!" "You've got it, master." "Get ready!" "Get set!" "Go!" "(electricity crackles)" "Throw the second switch!" "Throw the third switch!" "Not... the third switch?" "Throw it, I say!" "Throw it!" "Life!" "Life, do you hear me?" "Give my creation life!" "Turn everything off and bring me down!" "Nothing!" " Oh, Doctor." "I'm sorry..." " No, no." "Be of good cheer." "If science teaches us anything it teaches us to accept our failures as well as our successes with quiet... dignity and grace." "Son of a bitch, bastard!" "I'll get you for this!" "What did you do to me?" " What did you do to me?" " Doctor!" "Doctor!" "Stop it!" "You'll kill him!" "Agh!" "I don't wanna live!" "I do not want to live!" "(sobbing)" "Quiet dignity and grace." "Ohhh!" "Mama!" "Oh, tosh!" "This man is different, I tell you!" "You can see that after you've talked to him for five minutes." "Yes?" "He's a Frankenstein!" " And they're all alike!" " (shouting in agreement)" "It's in their blood." "They can't 'elp it." "All those scientists, they're all alike." "They say they're working for us." "What they really want is to rule the world!" "(gavel)" "That's enough now!" "I will not have this meeting become a free-for-all!" "These are very serious charges you're making and all the more painful to us, your elders, because we still have nightmares from five times before." "Now... we haven't heard from the one man most qualified to judge the situation fairly." "Inspector Kemp!" "Will you talk to us, please?" "(clicking)" "(hissing)" "A riot... is an ugly thing  und once you get one started there is little chance of stopping it short of bloodshed." "I think... before we go around killing people we had better make damn sure of our evidence." "Und we had better confirm the fact that young Frankenstein is indeed vollowing in his grandfather's vootstaps!" "(all) What?" "Vollowing in his grandfather's vootstaps!" "Vootstaps!" "Oh!" "Footsteps!" "I think what is in order is for me to pay a little visit on the good doctor  und to have a nice... quiet... chat." "(Freddy) Reputation!" "Reputation!" "(Inga) Oh, Doctor!" "You mustn't do this to yourself." "You've got to stop thinking about it." "Why, look!" "You haven't even touched your food." "There!" "Now I've touched it." "Happy?" "You know..." "I'll never forget my old dad." "When these things would happen to him..." "the things he'd say to me." "What did he say?" "What the hell are you doin' in the bathroom day and night?" "Why don't you get outta there and give someone else a chance?" "Oh, maybe it's better this way." "The poor lifeless hulk." "Maybe it is better off dead." "(monster) Mmmm!" "What is this?" "Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte." "Mmmmm!" "Oh, do you like it?" "I'm not partial to desserts myself, but this is excellent." "Who are you talking to?" "To you!" "You just made a yummy sound, so I thought you liked the dessert." "I didn't make a yummy sound." "I just asked you what it is." " But you did." "I just heard it." " It wasn't me." "It wasn't me!" "Well, now, look here." "If it wasn't you and it wasn't you..." "Mmmm!" "(monster moans)" "(Freddy gasps)" "Alive!" "It's alive!" "It's alive!" "Stand back." "Hello, there." "I'm going to set you free." "Mmmm..." " Is the sedative ready?" " (Inga) Yes, Doctor." "Mmmm." "I want you to sit... up." "Mmmm." "Stand... on your feet." "(high-pitched) Mmm!" "You can do it." "Mmmm." "Now... walk!" "Doctor, I'm frightened!" "Don't worry." "Good." "Good!" "(monster screams)" "What is it?" "What's the matter?" " Quick!" "Give him the..." " (monster yells)" "Quick!" "Give him the..." " What?" "Give him the what?" " (gasps)" "Three syllables." "First syllable - sounds like..." "Head!" "Uh, sounds like head!" "Bed!" "Uh..." "Said... (both) Said!" " Said!" " Said!" "Second syllable - little word." "Uh... this, that, the..." "A..." " Said a..." " Said a..." "Dirty word!" "He said a dirty word!" "Oh, sounds like..." "Uh, to give!" "Give!" "Said..." "Said a give..." "Give him a said a give!" "Oh!" "Tive... tive..." "Sedative!" "On the nosey!" "(monster groans)" "(Freddy pants)" "Said a give?" "!" "Oh, Frederick!" "Are you all right?" "Yes!" " Would you excuse me for one minute, dear?" " Of course, Doctor." "L-gor... (clears throat)" " May I speak to you for a moment?" " Of course." " Sit down, won't you?" " Thank you." "No, no." "Up here." "Thank you." "Now... that brain that you gave me..." "Was it..." "Hans Delbruck's?" " No." " Ah!" "Good." "Uh..." "Would you mind telling me whose brain..." "I did put in?" " Then you won't be angry?" " I will not... be... angry." "Abby someone." " Abby who?" " Abby..." "Normal." "Abby Normal..." "I'm almost sure that was the name." "Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven-and-a-half-foot long 54-inch wide gorilla?" "!" "Is that what you're telling me?" "!" "Quick, quick!" "Give him the..." "What?" " Three syllables, yes!" " (loud knocking)" "I wonder who that could be at this hour." "Inga, quick!" "See who that is." "You... put that thing back on the operating table." "And strap him down tightly!" " Where are you going?" " To wash up." "I've got to look normal." "We've all of us got to behave normally!" "Hah!" "Monsters!" "Excellent shot." "This is the 20th century, Kemp." "Monsters are passé like ghosts and goblins." "Not to the good people of this village, Herr Doktor." "To them he is a very real thing." "Especially when..." "there is a Frankenstein residing in this house." "(imitates sound of darts)" "Nice grouping." "Thank you." "I wouldn't think an intelligent fellow like you would fall for all this superstitious rot!" "It is not superstition that worries me, Herr Doktor, but genes und chromosomes!" " Rubbish!" " Hm, well, you might say, but this is Transylvania!" "Und you are a Frankenstein!" "You, uh... seem unusually upset by this discussion." "Not in the least." "(cat yowls)" "I find it extremely amusing, that's all." "(glass smashing)" "Well... this was fun!" "Now, if you don't mind, Inspector, I'm a little tired." "Then I may give the villagers your complete assurance that you have no interest whatsoever in carrying on your grandfather's work?" "(monster) Mmmmm!" "May I take that for a yes?" "Mmmmm!" "Very well." " You can find the way out by yourself?" " Of course." "Until we meet again..." "Herr Baron." "Yes." "Drop by any time." "We are always open." "(clicks heels)" "Dieser verdammte Arm!" "(door creaks)" "(door creaks)" "(gasps)" "Oh, Victor!" "Victor..." "We have done it!" "I'm going to set you free." "Would you like that, meine Seuchekopf?" "Mmm!" "(sobbing)" "They wanted to hurt you!" "But I'm going to help you!" "Thank heavens that's over with." " Frau Blücher!" " (neighing)" "Stop!" "Don't come closer!" " (Freddy) What are you doing?" " I'm going to set him free!" "No!" "No, you mustn't!" "Yes!" "Are you insane?" "He'll kill you!" "No, he won't." "Not this one." "He is as gentle as a lamb." "(monster roars)" "Stand back!" "Stand back!" "For the love of God, he has a rotten brain!" "It's not rotten." "It's a good brain!" "It's rotten, I tell you!" "Rotten!" "(roars)" "Lxnay on the ottenray." "(Inga gasps)" "I'm not afraid!" "I know what he likes!" "(roars)" "(# violin tune)" "(Freddy) That music!" "(Frau Blücher) Yes!" "It's in your blood!" "It's in the blood of all Frankensteins!" "It reaches the soul when words are useless." "Your grandfather used to play it to the creature he was making." " Then it was you all the time!" " Yes!" " You played that music in the night." " Yes!" " To get us into the laboratory." " Yes!" " That was your cigar in the ashtray!" " Yes!" "And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find!" "Yes!" " So that I would..." " Yes!" " Then you and Victor were..." " Yes!" "Yes!" "Say it!" "He was my boyfriend!" "(monster screams)" "You will never catch him now!" "He's free!" "Do you hear?" "Free!" "(roaring)" "Gone!" "Gone!" "We've got to find him, do you understand?" "We've got to find him before he kills someone!" "What have I done?" "Oh, God in heaven!" "What have I done?" "# Oh, I love my pretty little flower" "# Oh, I love my pretty little flower" "# Oh, I love my flower" "Mmmm..." "That monster is loose..." "Boards must be tight!" "There." "Thank God you put Helga to bed." "With all this monster business, I take no chances." "I remember the last time." "But, Papa!" "I told you that I was turning the Rostbraten, don't you remember?" "I asked you to put Helga to..." "You..." "Now throw a kiss and say bye-bye." "Mm-mm." "Oh, dear." "Nothing left." "What shall we throw in now?" "Maybe she was in the bathroom when you looked!" "But I didn't even look upstairs." "I thought you did!" "You didn't look upstairs?" "Sit down." "Sit down!" "(both) Ahhh!" "(# Schubert "Ave Maria")" "A visitor is all I ask." "A temporary companion to help me pass a few short hours in my lonely life." "(roars)" "Thank you, Lord." "Thank you!" "Mmmm!" "Oh, no, no, no, no." "Don't speak." "Don't say a word." "Oh, my joy... and my prize from heaven." "Oh, you must have been the tallest one in your class!" "My name is Harold and I live here all alone." " What is your name?" " Mmmm!" " I didn't get that." " Mmmm!" "Mmm!" "No..." "Oh, forgive me." "I didn't realise you were a mute." "You see how heaven plans." "Me, a poor blind man, and you, you... a mute." "An incredibly big mute." "Ahh!" "But your hand is frozen, my child." " How does a nice bowl of soup sound, huh?" " Mmmm!" "Well..." "I know what it means to..." "to be cold and hungry." "Yes..." "And how much it means to have a little kindness from a stranger." " Are you ready for your soup?" " Mmmmm!" "Hold out your bowl, then." "Oh, my friend, my friend..." "You don't know what your visit means to me." "How long I've waited for the pleasure of another human being." "Sometimes in our preoccupation with worldly matters... (whimpers) ...we tend to forget the simple pleasures..." " (screams) - ... that are the basis for true happiness." "Yes, yes, yes." "Oh..." "And now a little wine with your soup?" " Mmm." " Good, good." "Huh?" "Good..." "Yes..." "Wait!" "A toast!" "A toast to..." "Yes!" "Long friendship!" " How hungry you must have been." " Mmm." "Now... now, now for a little surprise." "For a special occasion, I've been saving cigars!" " Mmm..." " Take one." "(angrily) Mmmm!" "What?" "No... no, no." "Fire is good." "Fire is good, yes." "Fire is our friend." "Yes." "L-I'll show you." "I'll show you." "Mm, mm." "Mm, mm, mm." "You see?" "You see?" "You have your cigar?" "Let me see." "Let me see." "All right." "Now, now, now..." "Just hold it right there." "Now don't inhale until the tip glows." "(yelling)" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Where are you going?" "I was gonna make espresso." "(monster roars)" "(# violin tune)" "Now!" "(roaring)" "Quick!" "Give him the sedative!" "He's out!" "I know." "I'm going in there." "Bring me that candle." " (Igor and Inga) No!" " Yes!" "Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature." "And I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life." "No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you no matter how terribly I may scream do not open this door, or you will undo everything I've worked for." "Do you understand?" "Do not open this door!" "Yes, Doctor." "Nice working with you." "(monster groans)" "(roars)" "Let me out." "Let me out of here!" "Get me the hell out of here!" "What's the matter with you people?" "I was joking!" "Don't you know ajoke when you hear one?" "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Jesus Christ!" "Get me outta here!" "Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in!" "Mommy!" "Nein!" "(yells)" "(muttering) Obviously..." "Hello, handsome!" "You're a good-Iooking fellow, you know?" "People laugh at you." "People hate you, but why do they hate you?" "Because they are jealous!" "(growls)" "Look at that boyish face." "Look at that sweet smile." "Do you wanna talk about physical strength?" "Do you want to talk about sheer muscle?" "Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal?" "You are a god!" "And listen to me..." "You are not evil." "You... are... good!" "(sobs)" "Oh..." "This is a nice boy." "This is a good boy." "This is a mother's angel." "And I want the world to know once and for all and without any shame that we love him!" "(sobs)" "Oh..." "I'm going to teach you." "I'm gonna show you how to walk, how to speak, how to move, how to think!" "Together you and I are going... to make the greatest single contribution to science since the creation of fire!" "Dr Fronkonsteen!" "Are you all right?" "My name is Frankenstein!" "Distinguished colleagues, ladies and gentlemen." "Tonight it is my great privilege of introducing to you a man whose family name was once both famous and... infamous!" "And now may I present to you Doktor Baron Friedrich von Frankenstein!" "(MC claps)" " My fellow scienti..." " (hissing) ...tists... and neurosurgeons, ladies and gentlemen." "A few short weeks ago, coming from a background believe me, as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you I began an experiment in, incredulous as it may sound the reanimation of dead tissue." "(laughter)" "What I have to offer you might possibly be the gateway to immortality." "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure the Creature!" "(screaming)" "Remain in your seats, I beg you." "We are not children here." "We are scientists." "I assure you there is nothing to fear." "First... may I offer for your consideration a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions." "Balance and coordination!" "Walk... heel to toe." "(applause)" "Backwards!" "Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen the Creature perform simple motor activity but for what you will see next we must enter... quietly..." "into the realm of genius." "Ladies and gentlemen  mesdames et messieurs  Damen und Herren from what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues may I now present a cultured, sophisticated man about town!" "Hit it!" "# If you're blue and you don't know where to go to" "# Why don't you go where fashion sits" "# Puttin' on the Ritz" "# Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes" "# Or cutaway coat, perfect fits" "# Puttin' on the Ritz" "# Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper" "# Tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper" "# Ooper-dooper" "# Come, let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks" "# Or umbrellas in their mitts" "# Puttin' on the Ritz" "(applause)" "(screams)" "Nothing!" "Nothing, I tell you!" "Five, six, seven, eight..." "Come on!" "Are you trying to make me look like a fool?" "(booing)" "Please!" "I beg you!" "For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!" "Come back!" "Do you hear me?" "I will not let you destroy my work!" "As your creator I command you to come back!" "(screaming)" "(shouting)" "Chained." "Chained like a beast in a cage." "Oh, Doctor..." "I feel so terrible." "There's only one answer." "If I could find a way to equalise the imbalance in his cerebral-spinal fluid why, he'd be as right as rain." "But how?" "How, before it's too late?" "Oh, Frederick..." "If only there was some way I could relieve this torture you are going through." "(Freddy) Mm... mm... mm... mm..." "If there was some way I could help to..." "Mm... mm... mm relieve the tension." "If there was just some way I could give you a little peace." "Doctor, I have..." "Doctor?" "(Freddy) What is it?" "Doctor..." "Where are you?" "I'm sorry, Doctor." "This cable came while you were gone." "I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm working!" "I'm sorry, Doctor." "I thought this was an emergency." "You see, your fiancée will be arriving any second!" "What?" "!" "Elizabeth here tonight?" "Yes." "I will go prepare a room at once." "I suggest you put on a tie!" "Darling." "Darling!" " Surprised?" " Surprised." " Love me?" " Love you?" "Well..." " Let's turn in." " Darling!" "It's been a long day." "I'm sure you're very tired." "I'll just pay the driver." "Darling!" "What?" " Surprised?" " I, uh..." "Yes." " Love me?" " Well..." " Well..." "Let's turn in." " Ohh!" " (Freddy) Darling!" " Yes!" "Say nothing, act casual." " Ready?" " Yes..." "I think..." "Yes." "I am a bit tired after all." "I'd like you to meet my assistants, Inga and l-gor." "How do you do?" "How do you do?" " Uh..." "This is my financier Elizabeth." " I'm so happy to meet you at last." "Uh..." "Financée." "Excuse me, darling." "What is it exactly that you... do do?" "Uh, well, I assist Dr Fronkonsteen in the laboratory." "We have intellectual discussions und we..." "As a matter of fact, we were just having one..." " May I...?" " What?" "Wait a minute, wait a minute..." "Uh..." "l-gor, would you give me a hand with the bags?" "Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban." " Oh..." " (growls)" "Stop that!" "I'm talking about the luggage." "Yes, master." "Ladies, this way." "It'll be a long night." " If you need any help with the girls..." " (mutters) Get in there!" " Ah..." " (man laughs)" "You settle down now." "Cos... we gonna be pals." " Right?" " (snarls)" "Nice and cosy." "Just like old friends." "(chuckles)" " (whimpers)" " What's the matter?" " You're afraid of this little fire?" " Mmm!" "This can't hurt you." " See?" "(laughs)" " Mmmmm!" "Oh, some monster you are." "See, Mama was right." "Little boys ain't supposed to play with fire." "Mmmm!" "Is they?" "Cos they might get hurt!" "(growling)" "(shouting)" "Halt!" "Up." "A riot is an ugly thing!" "Und I think that it is just about time that we had one!" "Kill the monster!" "As heaven is my witness..." "Up." "...he will curse the day that he was burn a Frankenstein!" "(all) What?" "I said "He will curse the day that he was born a Frankenstein!"" "Yeah!" "Loose?" "!" "Loose?" "!" "He's broken loose!" "Do you know what that means?" "Darling, you mustn't worry so." "I suppose you're right." "Of course I am." "Now come along like a good boy." "What would I do without you?" "Is your room just down the hall in case I get the frights during the night?" "Well, yes, but I thought perhaps tonight, under the circumstances, I might stay here with you." "Would you want me like this now?" "So soon before our wedding, so near we can almost touch it?" " Yes!" " Whoa, boy!" "Or... or to waitjust a little while longer when I can give myself to you without hesitation when I can be totally and unashamedly and legally yours?" "That's a tough choice." "You're a tough guy. (kisses)" "I suppose you're right." "Of course I am." "I always am." "Now give me a kiss and say good night." "No tongues." "Good night, darling." "(mutters)" " Good night, sweetheart." " (mutters)" " I love you." " (mutters) I love you, too." " You love me?" " (mutters)" " I love you, honey." " (chuckles)" " Sweet dreams, darling." " (mutters) Sweet dreams." " Good night, don't let the bedbugs bite." " (muttering)" "(monster grunts)" "(roars)" "# He has loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword" "# His truth is marching on" "(imitates trumpet)" "# Glory, glory, hallelujah" "# Glory, glory, hallelujah" "(screams)" "(shouting)" "(barking)" "(dogs barking)" "(monster grunts)" "Where am I?" "(screams) Who are you?" "W-What..." "What are you?" " What..." "What are you going to do to me?" " Mmm..." "Calm down." "I'm not afraid of you." "How much do you want?" "My father is very rich." "You would have the world at your fingertips." "Listen." "I have to be back by 11.30." "I'm expecting a very important call." "Mmm." "Speak!" "Speak!" "Why don't you speak?" "What are you doing?" "Oh, no, you can't be serious!" "Mmm..." "Mmmm." "I'm af..." "I..." "Oh, my God!" "Woof!" "(grunts)" "L-I'm engaged." "And once he..." "But I didn't..." "It was never..." "Oh, ah, oh, ah, ahh!" "# Ah!" "Sweet mystery of life" "# At last I found you" " # Ah!" "At last I know the secret of it all..." " (monster groans in ecstasy)" "(arm clicks)" "Shh!" "(arm clicks)" "Penny for your thoughts." "Mmmm!" "You're incorrigible, aren't you?" "Mmmm!" "You little zipper-neck!" "Mmmmmm!" "Oh, all right." "Seven has always been my..." "lucky number." "Come over here, you hot monster!" "Mmm!" "(# violin in distance)" " Mmm?" " What is it?" "What's the matter?" "Is it that music?" "It's probably from some nearby cottage." "Nothing to worry about." "Where are you going?" "Where..." "You men are all alike!" "Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys." "To boast and brag!" "You better keep your mouth shut!" "Oh, I think I love him..." "Ohh!" "(# violin tune)" "(Inga) Oh!" "Oh, look!" "He's coming back!" "Oh, look!" "The music..." "Oh!" "Keep playing!" "It's the music!" "It's the music that's bringing him back!" "Oh..." "Ah..." "Come on!" "Come on!" "(music continues)" "(grunts)" "Come on, come on!" "Oh, come on!" "You can do it!" "(sobbing) Come on!" "You can do it!" "(snarls)" "Don't touch him!" "He wants to do it by himself!" "Mmm?" "You can do it!" "You can do it!" "Please, my creation!" "Quick!" "Catch him!" "Have all the preparations been made for the transference?" "Yes, Doctor." "Are you sure you want to go through with this?" "It's the only thing that can save him now." "You realise you're risking... both your lives?" "Yes." "(clanking)" "Switching off!" "How... how will I know when they are done?" "The doctor said to allow 15 minutes." "Not one second more or less." "(shouting)" "How long now?" "Two more minutes." "Eins, zwei, drei, jetzt!" "Eins, zwei, drei, jetzt!" "Eins, zwei, drei, jetzt!" " What's that noise?" " I don't know." " What time is it?" " Almost time." "Oh, my God!" "It's the villagers!" "No!" "No!" "Please!" "Just another seven seconds!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" " Put that man down!" " It's the monster!" " No, it can't be." " It is." "I said "Put that man down!"" "(villagers) Oh!" "Undjust who do you think you are that you order these people about?" "I am the monster!" "Ja." "I see that you are the monster." "For as long as I can remember people have hated me." "They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror." "In my loneliness, I decided that if I could not inspire love, which was my deepest hope I would instead cause fear!" "(villagers gasp)" "I live because this poor, half-crazed genius has given me life." "He alone held an image of me as something beautiful." "And then when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a... somewhat more... sophisticated way of expressing myself." "Well, this is, of course, an entirely different situation." "As the leader of this community may I be the first to offer you my hand in friendship." "(sobs)" " Thank you." " You are entirely welcome." "Und now let us all go to my house for a little sponge cake und a little wine  und..." "Shit!" "To the lumberyard!" "(Freddy sings "Here Comes The Bride")" "Hello, Mrs Frankenstein." "Mrs Frankenstein!" "What a beautiful name!" "Oh, darling!" "Hold on to your hat." "What?" "I'll be right back." "Ooh, wow, wow, wow!" "Ooh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!" "(laughs)" "(sings "Here Comes The Bride")" "I'm holding on to it, darling!" "(Inga) Just a few more seconds!" "Oh... (hums)" "(Inga singing violin tune)" "(Elizabeth singing "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic")" "Honey!" "Honey, I hope you didn't find Daddy's little party too boring." "I mean, he did itjust for you and he meant so well." "Say you liked it." "Mm-hm." "Honey, did you see?" "I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts and the other one is just for socks and poo-poo undies." "Here I come!" "(hisses like a cat)" "(snorts)" "(imitates cymbal)" "(singing)" "(sizzling)" "Mmm." "Ohhh..." "Mmmm!" "(Inga) Mmmm!" "The feeling is mutual." "You know, it's a puzzlement." "There's something I've always wanted to ask you about that operation." "You know in the transference part..." "The monster got part of your wonderful brain, but what did you ever get from him?" "Mmmmmmm!" "(Inga) No!" "Ohh!" "I don't believe..." "Ooh!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "# Ah!" "Sweet mystery of life" "# At last I found you" "(Igor continues playing song)" "Subtitles by Visiontext" "ENGLISH HOH"