"[distant crying]" "[baby crying] [pounding]" "[baby crying]" "[sniffing]" " Ooh." "Ooh." "[grunting] [grunting excitedly]" "[baby crying]" "[rumbling]" "[baby wailing]" "[upbeat music] [grunting/shouting]" "Dodging the Clock You know it's right now" "It's out of sight now" "You know we're right now" "Enjoy the flight now" "You know it's hot now" "The girl is hot now" "Another shot now" "No one can stop us now" "I've gone too far" "Living large like a shooting star" "Yeah we've gone too far" "To change the way we are" "Yeah we've gone too far" "Living large like a shooting star" "Yeah we've gone too far" "To change the way we are" "WORLD population" "ANNUAL births" "ANNUAL abortions" " C'mon, Séb!" " C'mon, Séb!" " Go for it!" "Focus!" " Your best shot!" " And then?" " She wouldn't say, then spat it out:" ""A year ago today I was having my abortion."" " You'd forgotten?" " Would you remember?" " Probably not." " Me, neither." " Wait for it!" " Come on, man!" "You can do it!" " What did you say?" " Absolutely nothing. I just froze." " Strike 3, out!" " Shit!" " What a lameass!" "He's all worn out." " Hasn't hit the ball in weeks!" " Fucking loser!" " C'mon, guys, turn it around!" " Let's go!" " That's ok, it was real close." "Next time!" " Go on, Rich, put your weight into it!" " Slug it!" " What's it called?" " Five hands." " Five?" " Yeah, two girls plus you." " Doesn't that make six?" " lt's a massage parlor term." "You're in on it too, you're the fifth hand." " Yeah, but two hands, that makes six." " l always have one hand under my head." "Do you wank with two?" "[laughing]" " Slug it!" " Strike two!" " lf you're interested, I'm in, any time." "I always have knots in my back." " Well, you know, prostitutes..." "Nah." "It's not my thing." " C'mon, a massage and a wank, nothing to it." " You're rationalizing, Gosselin." "Wake up." "Think those girls like being there?" "No." " Strike three, out!" " All right!" " Yeah!" " Let's go, guys!" " We wanna make the playoffs!" " My ex had an abortion too." " Oh, yeah?" " Don't remember when." " Her nipples are cracked." "She must be in awful pain." "And she can't stop to let it heal." "The baby still nurses every three hours." "She uses oil for it." " My wife used to do that too." " But that oil is excruciating." "Soon as she starts massaging you, you come, you can't hold it back!" "[car horn honking]" " l'm heading home." " Yeah, man." "Get some sleep, you look beat." " l know." "It's not up to me." "The baby's not sleeping." " He still doesn't go the night?" " He used to, but for some reason at 26 weeks he stopped." " 26 weeks, how long is that?" " lt's about 6 months." " Then say it in months." "Months we understand." " Anyway, next week we're having a corn roast to end the season." " Great." " We'll be there." " See you." " Take care." " Ciao." " Good night." " This is his last year I bet." " Sure hope so." " Aren't we bitchy!" "Hey, hey, whoa." "He can still play." " You're right." " But I'd love to trade him." "[laughter]" " Anybody going out tonight?" " Sure." " Me!" " Fuck me!" "She must be better at bat than Séb!" " How are you and Marie doing?" "Still in love?" " Sure, she's a great girl." " Yeah, but do you still love her?" " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Ok." " You hear people say that the day they had kids, their relationship ended." " Yeah." " With us, just talking about having kids has ruined ours." "[laughing]" " How come?" " l dunno, it's so complicated." " Why?" " She wants to have kids." "So I'm the mean guy." "I've been under siege for four years, I've had it." " Don't you want kids?" " Not right now I don't." "Do you want 'em?" " When I have a serious girlfriend, maybe..." "For now it doesn't turn me on." " l hear you, man." "Fuck, do I hear you." "We should come here more often, after every game." "Right here!" " Trying to make up?" " Yeah, maybe." "Well, open it!" " What is it?" " You'll see." " A juicer?" " Yeah." "I know it's unusual." "I thought of roses, but after a week they're shot." " So you got me a juicer?" " Yeah." "It's a gift that comes in stages." "You'll love it when I bring you juice." " And it won't be shot in a week." " 3-year guarantee." " No, I mean you'll still be using it in a week." "What's compensation for forgetting?" "A month, I figure." " Can I help?" " We're just looking, thanks." " Fine." " He must wonder why we're here every day." " We're not here every day." " Yesterday." " We're looking, eventually we'll buy something." " And you, when will you be here?" "Mom can't wait to see your face." " Would you mind if she had my face?" " Of course not, why?" " Me, as a girl?" "Looks only a mother could love!" " Oh, wow!" " No, no, no." "We said we'd wait for her." " Come on, one little kitten." " No..." " lt's 10 bucks." " You know that's not the point." " Stop worrying, it'll be fine." " l just don't want to find myself throwing out stuff from a baby's room that was never used." "Must be a real downer packing it all up." " You're a downer!" "I've had it with our lunches!" " Isabelle!" " A stinking kitten!" " lf you want it, then buy it." " Spend the time looking for a name!" " Go on, Séb!" " You can do it!" "[various voices cheering him on]" " Sébastien?" " Yes?" " The trailers you ordered just came in." " l'm on my way." " There's no rush, finish your game." " Hey, André?" " l don't have time." " Are you okay?" "What's with André?" " His wife called, their son's in Emergency." " ls it serious?" " lt's his heart." "He explained once, but it's complicated." " And tonight?" " Between a sick kid and a dumb happy hour, the choice is pretty easy, no?" " l know." "Our happy hour isn't dumb!" " Ok, watch this!" "Doesn't matter, next one." "[cellphone ringing]" " lt's noisy there!" " l took Samuel for a walk." " You said my calculations were off, that 9 months isn't 36 weeks." " No, because a month's 4 1 /2 weeks, not 4." " Good!" " Why?" " l'm figuring how much time I have left." " lmpatient?" " Sure, but that's not why I'm calculating it." "See, right now, I have 23 weekends left." "23 happy hours." " You can still go out after." " Sure, you go out all the time!" " But I never went out." " l want one final fling before I end up like you." " You're counting happy hours?" " Yeah." "I even made up a list of women I slept with." "I'm disappointed." " Why?" " l thought I'd made 30." " 30?" "That's a lot more than me." " An average of 1.93 girls per year." "What a drag." "One more and I'd average 2." " Let me hear." " Ok, it starts with... number 1 , Prescilia." " Prescilia?" "Poor girl, a name like that!" " Turned out ok." "She's an esthetician." " Oh, yeah?" " No 2, Martine Lajoie." " Martine Lajoie?" "She was such a dog!" " No, that was Manon Lajoie!" " Yeah, right." " No 3, Annick St-Onge." " When?" " The grad prom." "No 4, Julie Racine." " Racine?" "When did you pork her?" " Same night, the prom." " Busy night." " l rented a room, went crazy!" " But wasn't your prom date..." " No 5, Josée Paquette." "I gotta go, lsa's calling." " Bye, you perv!" " Bye!" "Hi." " Hi." "Can we postpone our dinner?" "I have to work late." "Can we go tomorrow?" " Ok." " So then, what'll you do?" " I was planning on going for dinner." "I guess I'll go out with the office gang." " Again?" " What?" " You're always going out." " lsa, it's a staff get-together." "I won't be late." " Did you think of a name?" " Uh..." "That's just what I was doing." " l have it." " Really, what?" " You'll see." "You're going to hate me." "You know our aquafit class?" "I can't go." " Ok, want me to cancel?" " No." "I was wondering if you'd mind going alone?" " What am I supposed to do alone?" " l called the instructor, she said it was fine." " You serious?" " Anyway, the first class, they don't do much." " Shit!" " l love you!" "Have a nice day!" " Hello?" " Gosselin?" "It's me." " Where are you?" " Outside." " André can't get you in?" " His kid's in hospital." " Really?" "Hurry, happy hour's ending." "I feel like a loser, standing here by myself." " Spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spaghetti" " Mmm!" " Spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spaghetti" "Spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spaghetti" "Spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa, spa-spa" "Spaghetti" " You're such a pain!" "Tell me, how many?" "[sighing]" "Barring major bad luck, I'll hit 100 by Christmas." " You were a barman, that must've helped." " Frustrated?" " Yes." "Listening to you, yes, I'm jealous." " That's not important." " Sure." " lf you've found Ms Right, stay with her." "You and Isa are made for each other." "With the baby, you're living an incredible adventure." "You have a terrific girlfriend!" "I wish I had someone like her." "I'm jealous!" " Yeah, you're right, I guess." "I am lucky." "[laughing]" "What?" " You crazy?" "Me, jealous?" " Fuck you, shit!" " Look, the winners from last week." " Where?" " Right... there!" " Oh, yeah." "Did you call?" " No, but I'll give 'em my irresistible look..." " Which look?" "Do it again?" " Hi, ladies!" " You're going down in flames!" " l never strike out." "Come on." " What time?" " Not that late." "Two." "Hi, Mom." " You smell like a brewery." " We had a few beers." " You drove, you dummy!" " Yeah, but I chewed gum, so it was ok." " And, "l won't be late"?" " You know how it is." " ln your book, did you read the part on absent fathers?" "[Paul laughing]" " Absent fathers!" " No, really." "Even right beside my ear, I can't hear anything." " That's because these aren't just sounds, Marty." "They're ultrasounds." "Sounds that are in a frequency above what the human ear can detect, but that are able to paralyze mosquitos." " Wow, Susan, that's amazing." "Ecologically efficient and beautifully designed to boot." "It's too bad we don't have mosquitos right here in the studio!" "[laughter]" " Call within the next 30 minutes and receive as a bonus gift this beautiful Hawaiian juice set." "[nurses breathing rhythmically] [Isabelle screaming]" " Your happy hour, Paul!" "Paul, don't forget happy hour!" "[dance music playing]" " Paul!" "Paul!" "Paul!" " All right!" "[nurses]:" "Paul, Paul, Paul..." " No more parties!" " Freshly squeezed, my love." "Here..." " Thank you!" " My pleasure." " You're sweet." " What's wrong?" " l didn't sleep well, my tummy hurts." "I'm almost finished my pills." "What do we do?" " Go buy more." " To you it's that simple?" " You've no shampoo, you buy more." "I'm out of ketchup, I buy more." " Fred!" " What?" " l'm not buying more!" " Can't we talk about it?" " We already have." "You're always the one who decides it's not time." "I can't wait for you forever." " l'm not ready yet." "Soon." " You said the same thing last year before my abortion." " Don't my needs count?" " Where does that leave my needs?" " l love you, Marie." " You said that last year too." " Jesus!" " Paul!" "Paul Beauchamps!" "Don't you remember?" "Paul!" "Paul!" "Paul!" " Yes, yes, of course." " Anne Tremblay." " Of course!" " Hey, hey!" "Things good?" " Yes." "Yes, yes." " What's happening?" " Seems I'm learning to be a father." " And you?" " Seems I'm teaching you." " So it's you who..." "Ok!" "Ok!" " How long has it been?" " Last I heard you were somewhere in Switzerland with what's..." " Charles." " Charles." "Didn't you two have a girl?" " Sarah-Jeanne." " A kid with your first boyfriend!" "How is he?" " He's in San Diego." " Didn't work?" " Guess not." "So, Paul Beauchamps' a father-to-be!" "Where's Mom?" " She couldn't come." " She's the one who called." " Yes." " l have to start the class." "See you after?" " Yes." " l'll be your partner for the exercises." "[moose call] [laughing]" " You big jerk!" " Up for Anticosti Island?" " Oh, yeah!" "It's expensive, but count me in." " l'll call the guys." " Great." "[moose call]" "Get going or I'll shoot you!" "That clown!" "What now?" "TRASH" " Don't forget to breathe." "Keep your pelvis near the wall, your arms fully extended." "I wanna know what love is [music]" "I know you can show me" " When you have kids, do you have to do everything with them?" " Not everything, but you're often stuck with them." "[horn honking]" " Yeah..." "Looks like I'm stuck with having one." " ls Marie on your case?" " All the time." " And?" " l dunno what to do to stall her." " What about the dog?" " Didn't I say?" "I gave it to my brother." "Got so I wouldn't let her take it for a walk because it gave her time to think." " Have you tried the condo?" " What?" " Next delay tactic." "Before having a kid, try everything." " A condo?" " lt'll save you a year." "More if it needs renovating." " Get real!" " Course a country house is the best." "It'll win you two years." "Getting into the routine, decorating the place..." " No way, the country doesn't interest me." " Didn't interest me either." "Main thing is, if your wife wants a baby, don't say no, but don't say yes too quickly." " That so?" " Yeah." "I took that family before and left you the broad." "Now it's your turn." "The leather-covered steering wheel." " What now?" "I can't guarantee it, but it clinched my last two dads." " Leather-covered wheel?" " Their last hope." "So they think they're buying a sports car." " You're so full of it!" " l'm telling you!" "Watch their look when you say "leather."" " The little green number, sort of turquoise?" "It has, what, 1 10 hp under the hood?" " l'm not sure." " Climb in, get a feel for the controls." "You too, Madame, have a seat." "Smells good, huh?" "Like a new car." "This baby has a V-6, 3.4L engine that puts out 185 hp at 5200 rpm." "A different league." "Completely." "More comfortable in every way." "7 passengers, 4 captain chairs." "The rear seats can be folded down or removed, so there's lots of storage space." "Up here, you have a DVD player." "Very useful." "Electronic locks." "Safety first and foremost." "Leather-covered steering wheel." " Oh, yeah?" " Mm-hmm." " Ok, here it comes." "Cassandra." " Oh, wow." "Cassandra Beauchamps?" "Pretty." "Very pretty." " Was it weird taking the class alone?" " No, not really." " What happened?" " Well, like you said, we just talked." " About what?" " The same stuff you and I talk about." "Before I forget, the next class will be on Tuesday, not Friday." " Tuesday?" "I'm in Ottawa on Tuesdays." " That's right." " Anyway..." " Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Slow down." " What?" " Well..." " lt's my second glass." " Third." " The first was just to taste it." " Whenever I try to take the lead, you make me feel dumb." " Sorry, it's just that you can be too "by-the-book."" " Forgive the pun, but you asked me to read it." " You pick and choose." " Did you read it?" " Not all of it." " There's an entire chapter on FAS," "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome." " Exactly, you pick and choose." " You picked your drink, now you have to stop." " You know you've started... projecting all your anxieties on me." "My pregnancy's making you panic." "is anything wrong?" " Yes." "I worry for the baby, but that's not all." "If we want a child, and a family that really works, with solid moral values and all, I'll be stuck sleeping with you from now on." "But, Christ... just since walking in, I've seen three girls I'd love to screw." " Don't worry about it." "I know I'll grow old and flabby." "You'll have your flings." "What I don't know can't hurt me." "It's ok, that's how men are." "Paul, answer me." "is anything wrong?" " No." " You're sure?" " Mm-hmm." "[baby gurgling]" " Hi." " What's up?" " l've had it, Marie." "For a whole year I've tried to leave you." "I'm so scared of hurting you, of your not getting over it, that I consciously decided to be hard on you so you'd leave me." "I've done my best to be mean to you for a year." "I have fun with other people, the gang, at work, but not with you." "After your abortion..." "You must remember..." "You kept going on about how sad you felt..." "Not me." "I felt good." "Ok, I'd taken the day off, that's always fun." "But I felt proud." "Proud because I'd... seen it through." "And when I finally felt like it, I could be a father." "Well, I gotta go, I'm double-parked, ok?" "Hi." " What's up?" " Do you finish soon?" " l could." "Want to go out?" " l want to show you..." " Show me what?" " l was surfing the Net and found us this great condo." " Where?" " ln Montréal." " That's sweet of you." " l know." "Get your purse." " Ok." " l'm double-parked." "It's stupid to be paying rent." " No." " l know it doesn't look like much, but it's huge, over 1000 square feet." "I have to warn you, it needs renovating." " We can fix it the way we like." " lt'll be our project." " Hey!" " What?" " lt's little things that make me happy." " Little?" "It's $225,000, my love." "That's not chopped liver!" " lt's not that expensive." "[knocking]" " You called?" " Yes." "Can you tell me what this is?" " Yes, it's a purchase order." " Has the order gone out?" " Yesterday, I think." " And what did you order?" " Well, snowblowers." "Why?" " And how many did you order?" "In the column, Quantity." " lt must be a mistake." " 357 snowblowers." "That's 300 more than we sold last year." " Sorry, I guess I wasn't thinking." "It's just that... I haven't been sleeping much." " Don't worry." "It's easier after the first two years." " With a nice photo in the catalogue, we could sell..." " Forget it." " 357!" "I wanna know what love is" "I want you to show me" "I wanna feel what love is" "I know you can show me" " lt's beautiful!" "It doesn't need much work." "Fresh paint would help." " lt's cramped." " 1000 sq. lt is cramped?" " The lay-out is bad, it's not very functional." " But it's got a big living room." "And the light's great." "That small room is perfect for a baby." " Marie, even the agent called it a closet, not a room." " lt'll do for the first year." " You don't buy a condo for just a year." "It's the first one we looked at." "There are lots on the market." "We'll find the one for us." "Let's fuck!" "I'm kidding." "Let's go." " So here's the scoop." "Ready?" "I found some openings for Anticosti Island!" "[all exclaiming]" "A 4-star hunting lodge, helicopter tour, 4-wheel ATV." " Fantastic!" "Bup-bup-bup!" " Beautiful rooms." "Log interiors, fireplaces and stereos in each room." " How much is it?" " That's just it, it's not cheap." " How much?" " Around $3500." " Serious money." " C'mon, Anticosti Island!" " Our cabin up north has no water or power, but it's still fun." " Yeah, but we go there all the time." " Anticosti's a once-in-a-lifetime trip." " Gosselin, you tightwad." "Where you getting the cash?" " Rosemont Trust, 5% interest over 20 payments." " Come on, it doesn't make sense." "A bank loan to go hunting?" " l can lend it to you." " Thanks, but it's not that..." " When do we pay?" " l need $500 cash by Monday at the latest." "Earlier, if you can do it." " Already?" "Can't we find somewhere less expensive?" " That's where the guys want to go." " Take it or leave it?" " For this year, yeah." " l'll have to ask Justine." " Why?" "It's your cash." " lt's not that simple." " With me it is." "It's my cash, not my girlfriend's." " You don't even have a girlfriend!" " So there!" " You should've thought twice having a kid." "I know you're not as free as before." " lt's about cash, not kids." " We talked about Anticosti before." " lt was a fantasy, something we'd do one day." " Yeah, but... we decided we're going this year." " Go ahead." "Fuck!" " You can do it, Séb!" " Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Strike 3, you're out!" "[cheering] I don't believe it!" "Christ, he's the pits!" "Will he ever get a hit?" " Not this year anyway." "[other team]:" "Ooh, ooh, ooh... [cheering]" "We still coming over?" " Of course." "I have two sacks of corn, I can't eat it all." " She did a Gary Carter on me!" " A what?" " Gary Carter!" " She squatted like a catcher, holding her ass." " She gave you signals?" " Did she face forward?" " Forward, but it was still cool?" " Not very classy." " She had lots of class, believe me." " Carter's in the Hall of Fame, so she must be classy." "[laughter]" " You guys are obsessed." " What is it now?" " Nothing." " Jealous, are we?" " No, I'm not jealous." "But I don't need to know the details." " l try to behave, but with girls I just lose control, specially naked girls." " Fine, but the day may come when you realize building a solid relationship with a woman has its rewards." "Right, Rich?" " Huh?" "[laughter]" " Calm down." " l am calm, but it might be fun to talk about something else." " Like, we should be more mature?" " Just drop it." " Life's a trip for me." "Should I pretend it isn't?" " No, keep on partying." "Lots of bugs tonight." " l haven't been bitten at all." " You shouldn't be, with my gadget." " Ok, did I ride him too hard again?" " Nah, don't worry, he's ok." "He's tired, so he's a bit touchy." " What kind of name is Cassandra?" "Italian?" "Spanish?" " No, it's French, I think." " lt'll be soon, bet you can't wait." " Yeah, for sure, but... I don't know if it was the same with Séb and you." "It's weird, cause lsa's really horny." "But with her pregnancy, I'm less interested." " That's too bad." "They say making love is good for the pregnancy." "In the final months it helps keep the birth canal elastic." " l'm tired of being tired." " He'll start to sleep through the night soon." " l hope so." " Nice party, huh?" " Yeah, it's just..." " Just what?" " lt's not as much fun." "They're in a rut, always talking about the same stuff." "It's like I'm past that now." "[sighing]" "Where were they off to?" " They were going home." "They have work tomorrow." "[Beethoven's Ninth Symphony]" " Ok, guys, put it together for Nancy." "Now, please welcome the seductive Cassandra!" "Let's have a rendezvous" "Juste moi et vous" "Let's have a rendezvous" "Oh oui let's go up to my room" " Hi, you've reached Anne and Sarah-Jeanne." "Leave a message." "We may call back." "[beep!" "]" " $3000?" "They must be crazy." " That's what I told them." " So that explains it." " lt's no fun being dropped." " Why don't you go to your cabin?" " lt's not the same." "We keep talking about Anticosti." "It's every hunter's dream." " Hunter?" "You're not a hunter!" " Sure I'm a hunter." "[laughing]" " You've never shot a thing." " So?" "I still enjoy it." "And there you're guaranteed a caribou." "For once I'd make a kill." " You really want to go?" " l'd love to." " Before blowing $3000 on that, there's the basement, and the car - l don't feel safe in it." " lt's ok, I'm not going, don't worry." " How does the baby trip start?" "Do you wake up one morning and feel this urge... I dunno, the idea of having a child leaves me completely cold." "It'd be simpler if we were divided into two groups." "People who want kids, and people who don't." " Most of the don'ts would have beards." "Who knows, maybe it'll be a surprise." "Lots of guys become fathers by accident." "In our case, the chances are pretty slim." " Why's that?" "Don't you do it?" " lt's increasingly rare." " Meaning?" " Meaning not often." " Once a week?" " Get real, we've been together 4 years." " Yeah, so?" " So we don't go at it very often." "When we do, there are no fireworks." "Sometimes, we make love just cause it's been so long." "It's weird." "We don't have to say it, it just happens." "Same old stuff." "Your routine screw, your low-flame fuck." " Every two weeks?" " Not even." " Every month?" " l dunno, Christ." "I don't keep track." " lt seems to me, if I had a naked girl in my bed every night, I'd be balling more than once a month." " Not when it's the same naked girl for 4 years." " What do you do in bed?" " We bicker." "And we sleep." " So we won't make love tonight either?" " You're sleeping." " l'm awake now." "Paul?" " What?" " ls something wrong?" " No." " Why won't you touch me?" " l do touch you." " We haven't made love in two weeks." "Do you still desire me?" " Of course I desire you." " Ok, then... let's go!" " Now?" " Yes." " Ok." " What are you doing?" " l'm getting into it." "Daddy's coming!" " You can be such a jerk!" "Forget it." " l have to warn him." " lt's ok, turn out the light." " l'd love to be single." " You'd leave Marie?" " Well, Marie's 32." "So she wants to have kids." "If I don't, I have to leave her." " Why's that?" " So she can meet someone, experience that." " Yeah, but Marie seems like a real nice girl." " She is a nice girl." "I love her, we have fun, she's pretty." "That's why it's complicated!" "Worst case, I still have my 42-26 plan in the back of my mind." " You changed?" " Why?" " Wasn't it 52-32?" " Was it 52-32?" "Shit, it must be fantastic, don't you think?" " What?" "You're 42 years old, you've made it." "You have financial security." "You don't have to prove yourself at work." "And you're dating a beautiful 26-year-old babe." "Wow." " l hear you." " People always say, girls are more mature than us." "Me, when I'm 42, I may just be mature enough for a 26-year-old." "[laughter]" "[urinating]" " Hey, men, tired of ordinary girls?" "Feeling lonely tonight?" "Why not call the Flying Angels?" "[dance music playing]" "Your nights will never be the same!" "Go on, pick up the phone and call the prettiest girls in the galaxy." "We'll make you see stars!" "Don't be shy." "A galaxy of fantasies awaits you." " Excuse me." "Hi." " Hi." " You don't have a class." " l know." " What's up?" " Like to have lunch?" " Excuse me." "I'm here to pick up my girlfriend's prescription." "Her file's here?" "Her name?" " Marie Arsenault." " Date of birth?" " August 6, 1973." " l'm afraid it's expired." " What?" " lt has to be renewed." " We're leaving on a trip tomorrow." "She won't have time to see her doctor." " Yeah." "That's a problem." "I'll renew it for a month, to help you out." "But just this once." " Yes, of course." "Thank you." " For the loan could I open a separate account for the payments?" " Yes, but why?" " Well, because... this is a joint account and I don't... want to mix them up." " But we did a credit check for this account." "The loan is in the name of you and your spouse." "I'll need both signatures." " Can't you make the loan in my name?" "Even you said $4000 isn't much." " lt isn't, but it's still a loan." "We need certain guarantees." " lt's so complicated." " Not if it's in both names." " But... the application," "can I take it home and get it signed?" "Yes." " But... if I were to notice a mistake I'd made in filling it out..." "A mistake's possible... I might call your home." " Then forget it." "It's more complicated than I thought." " Will your girlfriend come to class next week?" " Probably, but she's not that into it." " You'll have to give birth for her." "[Paul laughing]" " Good one!" "Can I ask you something?" " Mm-hmm." " Do you remember" "Annie Côté's party in grade 10?" "Just before you began dating Charles?" " Annie Côté's party..." "Yeah, I remember." " You danced a slow with a guy in grade 1 1 ." " Maybe." " You were frenching with him!" " l was?" "Oh yeah, it's all coming back." " Can I confess?" "That night you really broke my heart." "You knew I had a crush." " l guess I suspected." " You suspected?" "I spent the year standing by my locker, in the hopes you'd walk by at lunch." "I swear." " You did a good job of hiding it." " Remember the song?" " No." " "l Wanna Know What Love ls," Foreigner." " Good memory." " l know... this is going to sound dumb, but... I never really got over you, you know." " Thanks." "Thank you." " l mean, I thought about it a long time, you know?" " Mm-hmm." " So there you have it." "Today I'm 32 years old." "I'm going to have a kid." "And seeing you last week made me regret all that I never did." "With girls." " Look... I'm not sure where you're headed," "but that song was a hit back in the 80s." "In life you have to move on." " l know that, I mean I'm not..." "["l Wanna Know What Love ls" playing ]" "Good one!" " Glad you can laugh." " Anyway, you know, I just meant... I was happy to see you." " Sure, I understand." "I wanna know what love is" "I want you to show me" "I wanna feel what love is" "I know you can show me" "Let's talk about love" "I wanna know what love is" "The love that you feel inside" "I want you to show me" "I'm feeling so much love" "I wanna feel what love is" "No you just cannot hide" "I know you can show me... [buzzing]" "[phone ringing]" " Paul, it's Isabelle." " l'm not here!" " Uh, Isabelle?" "He just left." " Did you say it was me?" " Didn't have time." "Is there a message?" " No, he had to email me something." " What?" "I can send it." " He was preparing a list... names for our daughter." " lsn't it Cassandra?" " No, he doesn't like it anymore." " l'll see if I can find it." " Thanks, you're sweet." "[canned music]" "[dance music]" " Can I get a vodka, please?" " ls she thirsty?" "She's pretty." " lf we hadn't come, what would the player here have told us tomorrow?" ""l scored a chick."" " "A fucking gorgeous babe."" " "She was gorgeous." "A firm, ripe bum."" "If you want to tell the guys you scored, we won't say anything." " Shut the fuck up." "Your only lay, you got her pregnant so she'd remember you." " Gosselin, you fucking jerk." " Hi." " Hi, you big dick!" " Been here long?" " No, but... lots of action, huh, Gosselin?" " Shut up." " l'll have a vodka, please." " Another vodka." "Were you brushed off too?" "Another vodka over here!" "[techno-style dancehall music]" "[Paul laughing]" " ls it just me, or does he dance like a fag?" " You never saw him rollerblade!" "It ain't pretty, man!" " No problem, he fell asleep." " He's out?" " Yeah, have fun with the guys." " Well, don't worry if I come home late." "They're in party mode." "I'll probably drive them." " Ok, fine." "Love you." " l love you too." " Bye." "[grunting]" "[merry screaming]" " Gary!" " Put that away!" "Whoo-hoo!" "is Daddy feeling tempted by the lady?" " Tonight, maybe, man!" " With a wife and kid, don't you have responsibilities?" " That doesn't mean I can't have fun." " Man, I thought you'd sworn off all that." " Effing peep show!" " Yes sir!" " Go on your trip, I'll hunt here!" " l'm glad you came, you shit!" "Why it's Paul!" " lt's been ages since we had fun like this." " Tonight I'm trying my airbag!" "I've asked myself" "How much do you" "Commit yourself" "It's my life" "Don't you forget" "It's my life" "It never ends" "[cash register ringing]" "I've asked myself How much do you" "Commit yourself" "It's my life" "Don't you forget" "Caught in the crowd" "It never ends" "It's my life" "Don't you forget" "Caught in the crowd" "It never ends... [grunting]" "[door slamming]" " You ok?" " Mm-hmm." "I dunno... I know this is a bummer but... but I don't think I'll stay." " Don't you want to?" " lt's not that." "It's complicated." " l'm going to shower." "You can decide if you want to go then." "You know, I'm hitched too." " Fuck!" "[Marie]:" "Fred?" "Fred!" "It's fine with me, but we're playing with fire." " Yeah, so?" " lf l get pregnant, we're keeping it." "Fred, I'm talking to you." " l'm listening." " We're keeping it." " Yeah." " We'll keep it?" " Yeah." "I feel like it." "I don't know why, but I do." " Oh!" "[laughing]" "Fred..." " Hi." "What's up?" " l'm going over your list." " What do you mean?" "Come to bed." " Want me to read it to you?" " Read what?" " Some of the names are very original." " What names?" " You want to name our girl Prescilia Beauchamps," "Martine Beauchamps" " Where'd you get that?" " Wait!" "My favorite's coming." "Number 12," "Gaspé girl with big boobs Beauchamps." "I like that." " Stop it." " You stop!" " lt's personal." " Right." "Don't touch me." "As number 26, I'd like to know who are numbers 27," "28 and 29." "Number 30's blank." "Who is she, the invisible woman?" " Calm down, it's... lt's not in order." " The order seems fine to me." "25, Lynne Dufour, your ex, that's right." "24, Rachel Simard, that's right too." "23, Sonia Roversi, your Italian, right." "The order's perfect." "So then tell me who these are." "Emmanuelle from Hull?" "Rosalie, the Mumba..." "Where you go for happy hour." "And number 29, she sounds like she's handicapped:" "Five-handed Audrey." "Answer me." "Doing it while I'm pregnant!" "I couldn't imagine worse if I tried." " lsa, please listen to me." " Shut up!" "lsa...!" "lsa!" "In the book they say that... fathers sometimes act impulsively." "They follow their urges, not their moral code." " l'll shove your book up your ass!" " lsa, I swear, I don't understand it myself." " Does your book say the future mom may take the fuck off if the future dad follows his urges?" " lsa..." " Did they write that?" "Funny, you spend your time checking up on me when the danger's your little man." "[breathing hard]" " Make me a baby!" "Make me a baby!" "[phone ringing] [phone ringing]" " Hello?" " Sir, it's the front desk, it's 7:1 5." "[grunting]" "[buzzing]" " lsa?" " No, it's me." " Séb?" " You gotta help me, I'm in deep shit." "I just woke up in a motel on Taschereau." "I have to go home." "I need to find an excuse like..." "I slept at your place." " l can't help you, I slept in my car." "lsa kicked me out." " What?" " She threw me out." "So right now, I need a place to sleep." " Did you hear what I said?" "I'm in shit too, I can't help you." " Ok, that's alright." "So then..." "You fucked that chick!" "Séb?" "Séb!" "[cellphone ringing]" " Hello?" " Fred, you gotta help me." " What's wrong?" " l just woke up in a motel." " You boned that babe, you pig!" " No, I fell asleep, shit." " You fell asleep with that girl?" " Yeah." "I have to go home, it's 7:30." " What do you want me to do?" " Help me find an excuse." "I can't go home like this." " lt's early, she's probably still asleep." " Our kid doesn't sleep." "She's been up since 5." " Five a.m.?" "Yeah, but it's 7:30 now." "She must be tired, back in bed." " God you're a dumbass!" " Sébas?" " What are you doing?" " Huh?" " What are you doing?" " Getting up, why?" " Hey." "You stir it?" " Yeah." " Do you always?" " Pretty much always." " What did you just hide?" " Nothing!" " Why?" " What can I say?" " What was your genius plan?" "I'd screw more to get pregnant?" "Answer me, shit!" " l don't know what to say." " How long was it going to last?" " l dunno." " Until I panicked I was sterile?" " l didn't think." " You thought of everything but that." "I don't believe it!" " l'm sorry, Marie." " You planned this a long time." "Forgetting my abortion wasn't enough." "You had to think up the juicer." " l thought it up after I bought it." " You really are an asshole." "Pack your stuff and get the fuck out." "Ok?" "Don't ask me" "What you know is true" "Don't have to tell you" "I love your precious heart" "I was standing" "You were there" "Two worlds collided" "And they could never tear us apart [ding!" "]" "We could live" "For a thousand years" "But if I hurt you" "I'd make wine from your tears" "I told you" "That we could fly" "'Cause we all have wings" "But some of us don't know why" "I was standing" "You were there" "Two worlds collided" "And they could never ever tear us apart [crash!" "]" "[car approaching] [dog barking]" " Where were you?" " Hi." "You're up?" " Well?" " l slept at Paul's." "We'd laid one on and I couldn't drive." " You slept at Paul's?" " Uh-huh." " Strange, 'cause I called Isa and she didn't see you." "Where were you?" " l slept at Fred's." "I was drunk and couldn't drive." " lf l called Paul, don't you think I called Fred too?" " lt would be easy to lie, but I'll tell you the truth." "I was in a motel with a girl." "But I didn't do anything." "She left and I fell asleep." " And nothing happened?" " No." " You didn't even kiss her?" " That's all we did." " Shit!" "I mean... I really thought I knew you." "But now I'm not so sure." "I mean... I fell for your little act." " What act?" " Mr Sensitive." "Mature." "You know, who finds his friends superficial." "You criticize, but you're the same." " l know it was dumb." "I wanted to show up Gosselin." " Look, just get out." "We'll talk when I've calmed down." " But I didn't..." " Get out!" "[sobbing]" "[Justine sobbing]" " Fuck, I'm going crazy." "[howling]" "Today I'm drifting" "Today I'm going" "I'm getting far from here" "ANNUAL births" "I'm getting far from" "Where I started today" "I'm getting far from where I woke up" "This morning" "Seems what I had" "Was drifting away" "I'm getting far" "From where I woke up" "This morning" "An excuse I could've tried" "The city's been bringing me down" "'Cause I'm getting closer every day" "I'm getting far" "From where I woke up today" "And I wake up far away" "The drifter's mane of gold" "And I am trying to hope" "The way the doors are closing" "It makes no sense" "I'm going down" "And I'm never coming back up again" "Back up again" "VASECTOMY:" "Ask your doctor" "If a man falls in the city" "Nobody hears" "If a man falls in the city" "Nobody knows" "This morning" "This morning" "I'm looking for myself" "This morning" "This morning" "Seems what I had" "Was drifting away" "I wear my body" "Like a cloak of shame" "And as the time is passing" "I'm learning how to disappear" "Disappear" "If a man falls in the city" "Nobody hears" "If a man falls in the city" "Nobody knows" "That's why I copy and paste" "Into your folder" "Folder with your name" "It'd be more than I can take" "If I just told you" "Told you what I feel" "That's why I copy and paste" "Into your folder" "Folder with your name" "It'd be more than I can take" "If I just told you" "Told you what I feel" "That's why I copy and paste" "You can drive me mad" "But if you intend to" "Hide what I admire" "You can make me sad" "And I want you to make it all worthwhile" "Into your folder" "Folder with your name" "It'd be more than I can take" "If I just told you" "Told you what I feel" "That's why I copy and paste" "Into your folder" "Folder with your name" "It'd be more than I can take" "If I just told you" "Told you what I feel" "That's why I copy and paste" "Into your folder" "Folder folder" "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" "That's why I copy and paste" "DVD Subtitling:" "CNST Montreal" "That's why I copy and paste" "Translation:" "Robert Gray, Kinograph"