"¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine, little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon]" "Cliff:" "Oh, yeah, ha-ha, squirrel throwing." "What a beautiful day for it." "Shriek:" "You throw to me." "Throw it right here." "Hey, cliffy, catch that." "Like Joe namath, here, here." "Ugh!" "Look at those barbarians." "Someone should help that squirrel." "You're right, cat." "Someone not attached to me!" "Ah!" "Uh!" "Dog:" "Squirrel!" "Must save squirrel!" "( Squirrel squealing )" "Must save squirrel!" "Must save squirrel!" "Yah!" "Wait, I'm coming, squirrel." "Wait, I'm coming." "( Crashing )" "Got you." "Rats." "Fun's over." "You're safe and sound, buddy." "Hey, give us back our ball, you knucklehead." "Are you insane?" "He just rescued that ball." "I mean, squirrel." "Uh, i, i..." "Come on, throw it." "Be a dog!" "Throw it, save it, save it, throw it... ( Howls )" "Go run!" "Dog, what the..." "What are you doing?" "Gee, i don't know what came over me." "( Baying )" "I'll tell you what came over you." "It's that time of the month again." "Full moon." "Moon..." "Your canine instincts are getting the best of you." "You've got to fight it, man." "Suppress the glandular, dogular stuff that's bubbling within you." "( Greasers shouting excitedly )" "( Squirrel squealing with joy )" "Squirrel football sure looks like fun." "Dogs." "Hmph!" "( Snoring... ) ( Groaning, snuffling )" "( Distant bark )" "( Mournful howling in distance )" "( Dog panting... ) ( Growling, barking... ) ( Mournful howls )" "( Baying... ) ( Dog yodeling... )" "You had the dream, didn't you?" "( Grunts )" "Same thing, every month." "Sorry, cat." "Well, i suppose if i let you get this out of your system it won't happen again." "Gee, thanks, cat." "( Screeching )" "( Barking happily )" "( Cheers )" "( Fierce barking )" "( Grunts )" "Huh?" "!" "( Barking fiercely )" "Well, look who's here!" "It's catbutt." "( Both guffawing )" "Hold it!" "There's something different about him tonight." "( Sniffs )" "He smells..." "Dangerous." "I want to join your pack." "( Barks )" "It's a full moon." "Just humor him." "Yo, greasers, huddle up." "( Whispering, growling )" "Greasers:" "Break." "Yeah, yeah, you can join." "But first you're going to have to pass a few tests to prove you're a real dog." "Shriek:" "Yeah, and if you're going to act like a dog... ( Grunts )" "You got to look like a dog." "This is going to be a long night." "Test number one:" "A real dog can bury a bone." "Can you?" "Yeah, yeah, i can bury a bone." "Well, then, let's see you bury... this!" "Good luck, catbutt." "( Laughs )" "Ooh!" "He'll never do it." "( Guffaws )" "( All guffawing )" "( Chain saw whining )" "Cliff:" "What?" "!" "Shriek:" "Whoa!" "He even managed to landscape." "Lube:" "Yeah." "Uh... what she said." "Test one:" "Pass." "You hear that, cat?" "I passed!" "Cat?" "You look prehistoric." "Great." "Test two:" "A real dog likes to munch garbage." "All right." "How much does he have to eat?" "Uh... all of it." "All of it?" "!" "Oh, boy!" "( Munching, gobbling )" "( Garbage crashing )" "( Burps )" "Shriek:" "Healthy appetite." "Cliff:" "Lube, mark that down as a pass." "( Groans )" "Cursed full moon!" "( People murmuring )" "Okay, catbutt, this is your last test." "Hallelujah." "Observe." "A herd of mailmen gather in the clearing." "Our young pup must rip the pants off one of them to be accepted into the pack." "( Chuckles )" "All you got to do is pick yourself out a nice weak one." "( Murmuring )" "Coupon, coupon, junk mail..." "No, that goes to... ( Sniffing )" "( Dog baying... ) ( Shouting, yelling... ) ( Whimpering, panting )" "Hey, hey, guys, wait up." "I've got all the phone books here." "( Groans )" "( Catdog barks fiercely )" "( Barking... ) ( Screams )" "( Cat protesting )" "( Screaming... )" "( Barking... ) ( Growling... )" "( Growling )" "( Screaming )" "( Chewing )" "Polyester!" "Stupid phone books!" "Cliff:" "Hey, that was killer, "killer."" "Congratulations!" "Welcome to the pack." "I'm in!" "Did you hear that, cat?" "Yeah, yeah, I'm bursting with pride." "Okay, dog, full moon's over." "Time to go home now." "Let's go, dog." "You've had your fun." "Wait a second." "How come you still look like a coyote?" "That's because now he's one of us." "Gabba, gabba, we accept him." "Yeah!" "One of us!" "Duh, yeah, what they said." "And it's time to say good-bye to your worser half." "Behold..." "Your permanent tail!" "Genuine dalmatian." "Just like a real dog." "Go on, try it out, give her a wag." "( Greasers laughing )" "( Guffawing )" "Hey, hey, what's happening with your face?" "Oh!" "( Groaning... )" "Ow!" "Hey... that hurts." "Hey!" "What's going on with you?" "( Teeth rattling )" "( Sighs )" "That was strange." "Sorry, greaser dogs." "Cat is the only tail i need." "( Grunts )" "Ow!" "Thanks, i think." "Oh, that was fun being a real dog for a night but I'd rather be..." "A, um..." "A catbutt." "Yeah!" "Say it loud!" "I'm catbutt and proud!" "You are out of the pack!" "You got to love the loyalty." "Hey, uh, anyone up for a game of squirrel basketball?" "Why play squirrel ball when we can play, uh..." "Catdog ball instead." "( Greasers barking, yapping... )" "Cliff:" "Hey, boys, come on..." "Kick that..." "Gee, cat, I'm sorry i put you through all that." "But one little catdog is powerless against the power of the moon." "Cat:" "Aah!" "( Howling, shouting )" "Cliff:" "Keep that ball in sight, boys." "( Howling, shouting )" "Boy, cat, the place looks great." "Yes, dog." "This will be the best family reunion yet." "And what a perfect day." "( Blows repeatedly )" "( Sighs, blows again )" "( Sneezes )" "( Crashing )" "( Spluttering )" "Geez!" "Oh, another reunion, eh?" "( Slurping )" "Ooh, so what have you got planned this time?" "Dog and i are going to defend our tug-of-war championship." "Hey, maybe someone will show up this time to challenge youse guys." "( Sighs )" "This will be the year they come." "I can feel it in my bones." "Right, dog?" "Hey, what the... ( Trophy squeaking )" "Whoa!" "My apron!" "( Whimpers )" "Go get this stain out!" "Aye, aye, cap!" "Winslow:" "Geez, it's got to be tough having to share your stuff with dog." "It would drive me nuts." "Ah, when you've been attached to someone as long as i have, you learn to... ( Screams )" "( Crackling )" "Stain no more, cat." "Ooh!" "( Laughing )" "( Thunder rumbling )" "Dog, so there's no mistakes" "I'm doing some organizing to, um... uh, keep things straight." "( Thunder)" "Oh, designer labels." "Ah-ah-ah!" "( Crashing )" "Holy mackerel!" "Cat's claiming everything in the house." "Only stuff that's mine." "Oh, like, uh..." "This for instance?" "Hey, wait a second." "We won that together." "Oh, i know, dog." "Um, i just thought the trophy would be safer in my care." "Uh, just until the reunion starts, of course." "Sheesh!" "I'm surprised he hasn't labeled you yet." "( Humming )" "( Chuckles )" "One half can play at this game." "My autographed picture of cat." "( Glass shatters )" "My favorite jar of gravy." "( Glass breaks )" "My prized dirt collection." "Hey, catdog." ""Dog's stuff not here."" "Hmm." "Clever dog." "Psst!" "Hey, dog, I'm not one to um, uh, rock the boat but it, uh, pains me to see a friend done wrong." "Wow!" "Thanks, buddy." "don't mention it." "( Branch creaks )" "Psst." "Hey, cat." "I'm not one to rattle the cages, but, uh... ( Cat growls )" "( Cat laughs crazily )" "( Whistling )" "( Metal creaks )" "This is for the best, dog." "( Electronic beeping )" "Electronic voice:" "Valuables secure, cat." "Now I'm going to take a little catnap before the party." "I suggest you do the same." "( Yawns )" "Cat?" "Cat." "Cat... are you asleep?" "( Snaps fingers )" "( Snores )" "( Sighs )" "Oh!" "( Gasps )" "( Cat snores )" "( Clicking )" "( Clicks )" "( Clanks )" "( Snoring )" "( Clanks )" "Voice:" "Access denied, dog." "( Cat snores )" "( Groans )" "Cat?" "( Cat snores )" "Voice:" "Open sesame, cat." "( Alarm beeps )" "( Yelps )" "Squid, squid!" "I didn't do it." "( Alarm blaring )" "Thief!" "Trophy hog!" "This is going to be good!" "( Growling and snarling )" "( Clattering, yowling )" "From now on, you stay on your side and keep away from my stuff." "Oh, yeah, well, hey..." "Same to you." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah!" "( Laughing )" "Great seats, huh?" "Maybe I'll catch a foul fur ball!" "Dog:" "Oh!" "( Panting )" "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah!" "( Thunder rumbles )" "( Arguing )" "Stop." "Stop, stop!" "Dog, this isn't working." "You're right, cat." "This isn't the way to resolve our differences." "But this is!" "( Thunder crashing )" "Give me a hand, here, cat." "( Both grunting )" "Twin beds!" "Chuck, it's another perfect day here in the southland..." "( Panting )" "( Laughing )" "Dance, my little puppets, dance!" "My milk bowl." "You wouldn't!" "( Cat sobs )" "( Dog whimpers )" "My hat!" "Kiss Mr. thirsty head good-bye." "( Laughs meanly )" "( Thunder crashes )" "My tug-of-war trophy." "Mine, mine, mine, mine-mine-mine..." "My-my-my-my-my... ( Exploding )" "( Thunder crashing )" "( Both screaming )" "( Panting )" "( Wheezing )" "Well..." "That's everything." "Yup." "( Laughing )" "Now, that's what i call a family reunion." "( Laughs )" "Uh..." "Oh, boy." "Aha, come here, you!" "Mine!" "He's my friend..." "I saw him first!" "He's at least half mine!" "Dog:" "He's half mine, too!" "( Groaning )" "Help!" "( Chattering, arguing )" "( Talking excitedly )" "Male:" "This can't be the place." "Male 2:" "Let's go." "Female:" "Let's roll... woo-hoo!" "Uh-oh." "Oh, wait." "Wait!" "Dog:" "Wait, come back!" "( Laughter, singing )" "They showed up." "Our family actually showed up." "Hope they had a good time." "( Rustling, clattering )" "( Groaning )" "Whoa!" "I am a giant noodle." "Well, i guess youse both deserve this." "( Laughs )" "( Sighs )" "To next year's reunion." "The best reunion we'll have..." "Both:" "Next year." "Yes." "( Laughing )" "( Metal rings )" "( Earth rumbles )" "( Both screaming )" "¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine ¶" "¶ little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog... ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon ]" "¶ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation]"