"Man:" "Danny, Danny?" " (muffled grunt) - (Concrete splashing)" "Jesus, Danny!" " (panting)" " Bloody hell." "Danny, get up." "Come on, dummy." "Get up here, bloody hell." "Come on." "Jesus, Danny!" "Come on." "Get up." "Move him, that's it." "All the way out." "Is your head screwed on, mate?" "Is it?" "'Cause that's the second time this week." "Aw, mate, what was I thinking?" "I know what you're thinking." "You were thinking about your bloody holiday." "Yeah, my holiday..." " No." " (Yells, grunts)" "Aw, forget it." "(music playing)" "Ooh!" "Two more days, Pete, and I'm on that plane." " I thought you were going camping." " We are." "We're flying up to Port Douglas, gonna take the tent, do some camping." "So what?" "You're gonna take a tent, sleeping bags, maybe a camp stove..." " you're gonna put that on a plane?" " What's wrong with that?" "It's just that normally, when people fly they stay in hotels." "I don't want to stay in a hotel." "I wanna go camping." "Hey, Daryl, can they keep a boat in the driveway in Earlwood?" "Can you hold on for one tic?" "Line three, thank you." "Look, it's even got a spa in the laundry." "Trudy, it's him!" "Sandy Upman, line two." "Sandy Upman?" "!" "The sports reporter?" "You mean that big spunk on AUS 11?" "Walked in off the street, last week." "Said he wants to buy some real estate." "Sandy, thanks for calling back." "Yes, I found them, they were under the seat of my car." "Sure, Sandy, that would be great." "I could show you some more properties." " (chuckling)" " Wednesday is fine." "2:00?" "Listen, Sandy, could we make it more like 1:00 P. M?" "Great, maybe we can grab some lunch." " Ooh!" " Okay, see you then." "(all cheering)" "She's going to lunch." "Lunch with Sandy Upman!" " I mean he's practically famous." " He is famous!" "Next week, I'm gonna..." "God, next week!" "Neighbor:" "Hi, Trudy!" "Trudy:" "Hello!" "Danny?" "Hi, babes." "Danny, I can't go." "What?" "I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I have to work next week." " You what?" " This afternoon bloody Ray announces that he's gonna go to Brisbane for a week." "His sister died and he's gotta go out there." " There's no way around it." " His sister?" "Brisbane?" "Can't somebody else look after the office?" " It's my job, Danny." " Can't you make up an excuse?" "I'm not like that, I've got responsibilities now." "I'm not some little secretary anymore." "(plane roaring)" "(blasting)" "He's been so quiet all weekend." "I'm afraid to leave him home tomorrow." "Donna, I feel lousy about this." "Come on, at least now you'll be home for the long weekend." "Maybe we can have a Barbie." "Right, good idea." "We'll have it over here." " Danny loves a good barbie." " Mm-hmm." "Sweetheart?" "It's the long weekend next weekend." "You wanna have everybody over for a big Barbie?" "You big sook!" "Right, it's settled." "I'll ring Bob and Kaz..." " Brian:" "Sandy Upman in the press-room." " Thanks very much, Brian." "It appears we've got quite a struggle here at the SCG." "At quarter time, the Kangaroos are leading the Swans" " three goals to four, 22..." " Hello, Trudy, are you there?" "This is AFL on AUS 11." "I'm Sandy Upman." "Radio announcer:" "Monday morning traffic is light..." "Make way seletah rum dem mad feel!" "While me rugged dance hall echoes" "Fa'apa, boom-boom, fa'apa, boom-boom" "Midnight reflect sunrays da di da da ooh" "Screams from da' old plantation non-stop" "Fai fai pea, fai fai pea" "Screams from da' old plantation non-stop" "Fai fai pea, fai fai pea" "Scream from da' old plantation non-stop" "Fai fai pea, fai fai pea" "Let's take..." "let's take her back" "Or take them back home to the motherland and teach" "Let's take..." "let's take her back" "Back, back, back." "(door chimes tinkling)" "Man:" "Please, don't think..." "I'm not paying for them, all right?" "My name is Phil Stubbs, not Snubbs, all right?" "Yeah, you do all your paperwork." "I just want the problem fixed." " Phil?" " You got... (chuckles)" "Hey, Danny, how is it going, mate?" " Good to see you, mate." " Good to see you too, man." "How is the second-best footballer in the history of Earlwood High?" "Second best to who, you old bastard?" "(grunts, laughs)" "Easy, fellow." " Messing up your suit there, Phil." " No worries, mate." " So you're still with Trudy?" " Yeah." "Great, so you tied the knot then?" "Well no, but..." "we own a house together." " Mate, that's even worse, eh?" " Yeah." "Hey, listen, you tell me..." "what's wrong with this picture?" " I thought it was Stubbs." " Exactly." "You got that?" "You... you own Car City?" "Yeah, doing well, mate, doing well." "In fact, we're having a big sale over the long weekend." "We are really doing it up, I tell you... raffles, giveaways for the kids, the works!" "Maybe you should have a pancake breakfast." " A what?" " Big pancake brekky." "I saw it on TV... all these people out in the car park eating pancakes." " Yeah." " Excuse me." " Eating pancakes, huh?" " That's right." "(laughing) You are a nutter, mate." "You haven't changed a bit." "Oh, what the hell!" "Here, have a balloon." " Thanks, Phil." " (Door chimes tinkle)" "(blowing hard)" "(deflating)" "(balloon squealing)" "Yeah..." "Oh, I love polka dots." "So, tomorrow is the big day?" "Sandy Upman, beware!" "(barks, purrs)" "She'll just chew you up and spit you out, eh?" " Just like Danny." " You cut it out, you guys." "Trudy:" "I feel bad enough as it is." "I mean every year we go on holiday and everything's fine." "But give him some time off at home, and he starts climbing the walls." "Danny:" "I haven't been up there for a while." "(door squeaking)" "(thumping)" "Danny?" "Danny!" "I though he might be over there with Pete." "No, no sign of him." "This is getting to be too much." "I mean, you know how he comes up with all these stupid ideas." "Like the time he made a human slingshot?" " (screaming)" " Tell me about it." "But now, every night I come home and he is doing something weird." "He just doesn't know what to do with himself." " I know it sounds cruel." " No, go on." "Well, things are really taking off for me." "You know..." "you want to know what?" "(chuckles) Danny..." "Well, Danny's a cement man." "He'll never be anything but a cement man." "Oh, I'm not saying he is dull or anything but... he's one of the little people." "You know what I mean?" "Hi, Danny." " Trudy here?" " You just missed her." " She just stepped out with..." " Sandy, do you have a listing for that house down on the waterfront, you know the old..." "I thought you had to go away this week." "Right, right, I was supposed to go away, but... well, it was a bit of an emergency, Danny." " My brother had..." " I thought it was your sister." "No, it was my brother." "She's all right now." "It was a bloody awful thing, Danny." "It was a very close call." "Danny!" "(tires screeching)" "(honking)" "It's the kind of prose..." "I don't want to use names like Dylan Thomas." " Sandy Upman..." " (Both giggling)" " Sandy!" "Up the mighty Saints" " You know it, buddy." "You see his bum crack was showing?" "(loud heartbeats)" " (tires screeching) - (Trudy laughing)" "(laughing continues)" " (honking)" " Hey, what're you waiting for?" "Come on!" "(Trudy humming)" "What are you looking at?" "Polka dots." "I went by your office today." "I was gonna surprise you for lunch." "I saw Ray there." "You know what?" "He's been there all week." "No, he didn't, he just got back, just this morning." "He got back early." "He went to his sister's..." "I don't think Ray even has a sister." "What's going on?" "Oh, nothing is going on!" " What's all this business about..." " Okay, I lied." "But only because I didn't want to go on some stupid camping trip." " So we could have gone on holiday?" " Yeah, sure." "We could have gone and sat in a leaky tent for two weeks." "What kind of a holiday is that, Danny?" "I thought you wanted to go camping." "Well... no." "But we've been planning it all year." "I told you to go ahead and go by yourself." "Yeah, well maybe I will." "Fine." "What?" "So now you're gonna go!" "And what do I tell all our friends we've invited to the Barbie?" "What Barbie?" "This weekend, the long weekend." "It's your Barbie!" "(rock music plays)" "I'm standing here" "On the ground" "The sky above won't fall down..." " Thanks, Clair." " Okay, see you." "Don't change for you" "Don't change a thing for me." "Yeah... right." "(door slams)" "(cabinet slams)" " (garbage thumps) - (Cat snarls)" "(doorbell rings)" " Hi!" " Hi." " Come in." "I'll take this." " Hi, how you doing?" "(crowd chatter)" " So how was lunch?" " Shh." "Hey, hey!" "Oy, oy." " I love that top." " Hey, what's up?" "I've got something to show you." " What?" "!" " Yeah, right..." " Oh, yeah." " (All laughing)" "What do they do?" "Then after lunch, he said," ""Why don't we go for drive?" And I said, "Okay."" "And we ended up in Avalon." " Avalon?" " Uh-huh." "And get this..." "we went for a walk on the beach." " No way!" " Mm-hmm." "You went for a walk on the beach with Sandy Upman?" "Yeah." "Come on, Stuey." "Shh." "Well done, Stuey." " That's it." " You and your bloody ideas, mate." "You don't seriously think you'll get off the ground, do you?" "What's the big deal?" "I just want to see if it works." " Like this, see?" " Oh yeah." "Hey, it's all right by me, just as long as we can watch the footy." " Okay." " Eh-eh!" " All right, Stuey, not bad." " Wo-ooh!" "Anyway, Sandy's got bigger fish to fry." "He wants to move up from Sport to the National News spot." "All right." " Do these kebabs look big enough?" " Hey you, slow down..." " Hey, Danny, what are you doing?" " Trying to get back to Kansas." " (all laughing)" " Toto." "Danny, uh..." "the missus." "Planning a little trip?" "Look, Trudy, it's stupid." "I know that." " He just wants to see if it'll work." " Danny:" "That's right." "And how do you plan on getting back down?" "(all cheering)" " Ah, Let him fly." " Let him go, Trudy." "Come on, Trudy, let him go." "(all cheering)" "All:" "Let him fly." "Let him go." "He can go to the moon for all I care." "(loud cheers)" "Man ♪1:" "Come on, you fellows." "(sportscaster announcing)" " Nice?" " Yeah." "We're gonna feed you so full." "You're never gonna take off the ground." "Well, despite a four goal lead so early on... right back into this game and the Demons now are on four goals 3.27..." " And it's five goals 4.34..." " Oh my God." "(chuckles)" "Wow!" " Get on there." "Come here." " Go on." "(laughing)" "Stuey:" "Let's go." "Think we have enough of these, mate?" "(grunting)" "I swear he's born and bred like this." "Here we go." "Announcer:" "That might not make the distance." "Goal!" " (gasping) - (Screaming)" "(cheering)" " (screaming)" " The scissors." "Use the sci..." "Ooh, Danny!" " He was supposed to have them with him." " Danny!" "Danny!" "There he is." "There is the... there he is!" "(chair creaking)" "I can't see him." "It works." "Well don't just stand there." "Trudy, get out of the car." "Come on, get out of the car." "(tires screeching)" " Quick, quick, come on." " Hey, Trudy, Trudy!" " Come on." " Trudy, calm down." "Trudy!" " Trudy, come here." "It's all right." " What are we supposed to do?" " He's on a what?" "!" " Yeah, yeah, I know." " Give me air traffic control." " There's something up there." " Yeah, we got it." " What is it?" "You're not gonna believe this." "Close runway two." "Attention all aircraft:" "We have an unidentified craft in sector K." "Divert all flight paths in that sector." "(grunts, blasts, screams)" "(chair creaking)" "(sirens wailing)" "(tires screeching)" "(grunts)" "Bugger." "Hope he packed a raincoat." "(wind gusting)" "(thunderclap)" "That was close." " He's gone." " We lost him." "(rain falling)" " I don't know exactly what happened." " He just... you know, went up." " Okay, I'll just..." " You guys should just do something." "We put out a statewide APB." "But there's not much more we can do." "I hope he comes back." " No, I'll stay and help her clean up." " You sure?" " Pull the TV in from the back." " Did the Swans win?" "Yeah." "(door knocks)" "Hi, what exactly happened here?" "Did you have any indications that he wouldn't let go?" "(voices overlapping)" "Yeah-ah!" "(howling)" "(firework whistling)" "(loud blasts)" "(cheering)" "What's that?" " What's..." " What is that?" "It's a UFO." "Oh my God." "Come on, let's go." "Come on, let's go!" "(sirens wailing)" " (balloons popping) - (Screaming)" "(grunts)" "(cows mooing)" " (branch snaps) - (Grunts)" "(both panting)" "(groaning)" " (Danny moaning)" " Oh God." "(both grunting)" "(voices overlapping)" "Better get you to a doctor." "(moans)" "Dave, Dave, I saw it." "Bloody brig and bright and it went down right over there." " Right behind Glenda Lake's place." " Glenda's house?" " All right, guys." " Landed at Glenda's?" "Thank you." "That's okay." " Where am I?" " You're in Clarence." " And where is that?" " Northern Rivers." "All the way up there!" "So I did it." "I really did it." "Where did you come from?" " I uh..." " (Door slams open)" "Get out of the way!" "Get out of the fucking way." "Get out of the way." "Get back..." "Don't shoot, don't shoot." "We come in peace." " Glenda, are there more of them?" " More of what?" "More of... more of..." "I don't know." "More of what, Dave?" "I don't know." "Glenda, just come towards us." " Come away from him." " No, he's mine." " What?" "A guest?" " I mean, he's a guest of mine." "Since when do you have a guest?" "Is it too hard to believe, Dave, that I have a man in my house?" "Who the hell is he then?" " I just came down from..." " Lismore." "He's down from Lismo." "He's an old professor of mine from Lismore Uni." "Just here for a visit, Dave." "You never told me about any professor." "It's none of your business." "And what do you think you're doing" " barging in my house like this?" " Well," "What was that that came down your backyard, then?" "It was one of your stupid fireworks." "It set my tree on fire." "If my friend hadn't put it out, it would have burned the whole house down." "All right." "So you know each other then?" "Yeah." "Come on, Dave." "Sorry about that, Glenda." "Sorry, mate, Professor." "Come on now." " Uh, I'm sorry." " No worries." "(crowd chatter)" " Welcome to Clarence, Professor." " Onlooker ♪1:" "He's from Lismore." "He's kind of cute if you ask me." "(chatter continues)" "Onlooker ♪2:" "This is the busiest this house has been in a while." "Mm-mm." "(music playing)" "Reporter:" "We need these photos now." "Where did he go?" "What made him do it?" "These questions are on the lips of everyone in this Sydney suburb." "No, I'm sorry, she's not taking calls right now." "We're keeping the line free." "Goodbye." " That's my house on TV." " It was a joke gone out of hand." "They're talking about my Danny." " Let us in." " (Crowd chatter)" " (door knocks)" " Kaz?" " It's me, Pete, open up." " (Shutters clicking)" " But I'm a friend of the family." " What are you doing?" "No, I'm a friend of Trudy's." " Trudy, Trudy!" " What are you doing here?" "I just wanna help." "I only want to help." " Do you two know each other?" " Trudy?" "I'll put you on TV, okay?" "Prime time, a million viewers." "Trudy, you can make a personal plea." "Somebody out there must have seen something." "It's your best chance of finding him, really." "It's worth a shot, Trud." "It's worth... it's worth a shot." "(book hits floor)" "You're a cop?" "Good morning to you too." "I'm a parking cop, the only one in town." "So watch yourself, mate." "And listen I'm running late and I don't know what your story is, but there's a kettle on the stove, tomato sandwich in the fridge and some clothes on the chair there." "And when you leave," "I'd appreciate it if you didn't take anything else." "Understand?" "And good morning to you." "(piano playing)" "I should really call my station manager." "Do you mind if I use the phone?" " Go ahead." " (Phone rings)" "Hello?" " Trudy's fine." " Who's this?" "I'm Sandy Upman." "(girls giggling)" " He's funny." " I'm sure he is." "(giggling continues)" " G'day." " All:" "Hello!" " Are you a friend of Glenda's?" " Yeah." "I didn't know Glenda had any friends." "We're going for a walk, wanna come?" " Uh... yeah." " Let's go." " (moans) - (Giggles)" " It's so funny." " You want to check out the river?" " Yeah, is it far?" " I'm skipping." " Yep." " Come on." "Wait, wait, he's just come out of the house." "I don't believe it, Glenda Lake." "Yeah, and they say he was wearing her dressing gown." "No, he didn't look like he was from outer space." "He didn't look bad at all if you ask me." "Excuse me, Dave, but how many times did you actually go out with Glenda?" "It's got nothing to do with that, has it?" "I just don't trust the guy." "Yeah, right." "In a city suburb yesterday, a man took to the skies out of his own backyard." "Experts believes last night's storm swept him west toward the desert." "How long has it been since she went to Uni, anyway?" "Oh, I don't know, Dave." "But who knows what happened when she was away?" "Give me a break." " It's just down there." " Okay." " See you, have fun." " Bye." " Have fun." " Thanks, see you later." "(water splashes)" "(screaming)" " Hi, Dave." " You're going to town?" "I just love this one." "Hi, Alice." "Oh, I was just coming back." "Hey, I mean it." "Give us a break." "If I get another ticket, I could loose my license." "I need my car for my job." "My kids won't eat." "I already wrote it, Mr. Furco, it's an official document." "I can't take it back." "Oh you, miserable cow!" "Why don't you get a life?" "Don't you have anything better to do, eh?" " Don't you?" " You haven't heard, have you?" " What, Darren?" " Glenda's got much better things to do." " Don't you, Glenda?" " Oh yeah?" "Like what?" " She's got a gentleman friend." " Glenda?" "I didn't know you had a bloke tucked away, Glenda." " You never know now, do you?" " Glenda's got a bloke?" " Yeah." " You're kidding me." " How much are you paying him?" " Bet he gets free parking?" "So did he come to take you to the ball, Miss Lake?" "Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did." "G'day." "Glenda:" "There's no way I'm going." "Forget it." "What's the problem?" "I don't even know who you are." " Does it matter?" " What do you mean, does it matter?" "Maybe it's not that important." " (women chattering)" " Hey." "G'day." "What if you're a crim?" "What if you just broke out out of Grafton?" "If you are, I'll have to turn you in." "(Danny chuckles)" "Maybe Dave was right." "Maybe you really are from outer space." "Maybe I am." "But I thought I was an old professor of yours." " Yeah right." " Well, you started it." "I know but..." "Did you see the look on their faces when I said we were going to the ball?" "You wouldn't wanna shock 'em by actually showing up." "Hmm?" "Oh!" "No, I couldn't." "God, my parents had some weird clothes." "Oh, that's great." "Look at that." "No, I couldn't wear that." "It's beautiful." "I better find you something." "Think this will fit?" "I'm amazed my dad even had a suit." "And these trousers to match." " Yeah, that'll work." " Oh yeah." " You look quite suave." " (Chuckles)" ""Suave"?" "Never been called that before." " Can I use this?" " (Screams)" "(music playing)" " Maybe this is not such a good idea." " Come on." "Glenda, look at you." "You look absolutely gorgeous." "And you look good enough to eat." " Professor, this is Maggie Pike." " Hi, Glenda." "And Sonya Tims, our high school headmistress." " How do you do?" " And Meredith Butcher, our local MP." "Dick and Debby Lleyton from Lleyton's Department Store." " G'day, Professor." " I am not actually a professor." " Just a senior lecturer." " Ooh!" "But philosophy is just a foundation, don't you think, Professor?" "Yeah, but to build a good house, you need a good foundation." "Well said." "And a good foundation needs to be dug at least half as deep as the height of the house." "I didn't know you went to Uni, Glenda, what did you study?" " Art History." " Oh really?" " History of art, eh?" "Good." " Exactly." "She was pretty wild back then." "She even did some nude modeling for the life drawing classes, didn't you?" " Nude?" " Yeah." "Watch it now." "Here comes Big Jim." "Bloody hell, Glenda, you scrub up well." "Who's your friend?" "Professor, meet Clarence's leading mover and shaker, Jim Craig." " G'day, mate." " And Sandra Craig." " And Linda, Jim's daughter." " Charmed, Your Majesty." "Oh, man, this bloke is good." "Excuse me, could I possibly have this next dance?" " Go on, go ahead, go on." " Yeah." "I'll look after your man for you." "Off you go, ladies, go have your drink." "So, Professor?" " Danny..." "Daniels." " Professor Daniels?" "Glenda's actually having fun." "They all call me Big Jim, but I started out as a little bloke." " Is that right?" " Yep, worked my way up the hard way." "Which is more than I can say for old toffee-nose over there." "I'm gonna give the little blokes a big voice." "That's my campaign slogan:" ""Big Jim Craig." "A Big Voice for the Little Bloke."" "Sounds good." "So how's the campaign going?" "Not bad." "You see, the thing is everyone knows who I am." "But they don't really know me." "Maybe you should have a pancake breakfast." "A what?" "Big pancake breakfast out in the car park." "Lots of tables." "Invite the whole town." "Serve everyone yourself." "Get to know them." ""Big Jim's Pancake Breakfast."" "I like it." "I like it a lot." "And listen, Professor, could you give me hand?" "(laughing)" " Hello, handsome." " Hello." "(chuckles)" "Just look at her dance, eh." "She is a wonderful woman." "She never mentioned you before." "I'm surprised." "You just turn up out of the blue, eh?" " Dave, go easy on the bloke." " I'm just talking to the bloke." "(applause)" "Danny:" "May I?" "Stars shining bright above you" "Night breezes seem to whisper, "I love you"" "Birds singing in the sycamore tree" "Dream a little dream of me" "Say nightie-night and kiss me" "Just hold me tight and tell me you miss me" "While I'm alone and blue as can be" "Dream a little dream of me" "Stars fading, but I linger on, dear" "Still craving your kiss" "I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear" "Just saying this... (screams, laughs)" "(mocking laugh)" "Onlooker:" "Uh-oh!" "(All screaming)" "(screaming)" "Bombs away!" "(screaming, laughing)" "Mmm." "Keep them coming." "Keep 'em coming." "Thanks, mate." "Great, there you go." " Hey, Jim." " Thanks, mate." "Big Jim:" "Good morning, good morning, good morning." "Here, one for you." "Good to see you here." " Good on you." " Come on." " Hi, Glenda." " Hey, hello." "Your friend has really livened things up around here, hasn't he?" "Glenda:" "Mm-hmm, sure has." "Manna from Big Jim Heaven." "Feed the whole family." " Hey, you up for a drink?" " No, thanks, Jim, that's great." "Good on you, eh." "It's nice to be getting served by him for a change, isn't it?" "Usually he wouldn't give you the steam off his own piss, eh?" "That right, Big Jim?" "Hey, Maggie, got some big stacks there." "(gasps)" "Go, Danny!" "That's the way." "This is fantastic, Professor." "I want you to run my whole campaign for me." "The whole bloody show!" "Operator:" "Hello, Lismore University." "Can I have your records department, please?" "Because you told everyone I posed nude," "Darren tells me he wants to start life-drawing classes." "No way, and he wants you to model?" "No, he wants to model." "And a lot of women are interested." " You're kidding." " They says he's got a lot to offer." "(chuckles) Wow!" "What's this?" "It was my Mum and Dad's." "Cool parents." "A long time ago." "They were the original hippies..." ""Easy Rider" and all that." "So this bike's been places." "Yeah, I guess it has." "Coast to coast and halfway across the world, I reckon." "Vroom, vroom, vroom." "So uh..." "where are you going now?" "We're racing across the Nullarbor..." "over the desert... all the way to the sea." "We'll sleep out under the stars." "You mean like with a swag and all?" "Yeah." " And you did all this?" " No, not me." "My parents stopped touring around when I started school." "But sometimes my dad used to take me for rides in the country." "As long as my mum didn't catch him." "He'd sit me on the front there and we'd go roaring through the mountains." "(throat clears)" "Maybe I could get this running again." "Not now, you just got yourself a job." "Oh yeah..." "That looks great." "There you go." "Great, thanks." "G'day." "G'day." "I think Jim is too busy making money to do anything else." "He dislikes the idea of being "MP."" "Yeah, but if you wanna get something done, give it to the busy man and he'll make the time to do it." "Ahh." "This is nice and fatty." "You got, uh..." "fireclay in this?" "Yeah, that's right." "Could I uh?" "It goes down real smooth." "Mmm." "Glenda, when you modeled at Uni." "Did you do classic art poses" " like the discus?" " Uh, yeah." "That's good." " And Glenda?" " Huh?" "I could give you more of a warrior pose." " (all "oohing")" " That's good." " Neo-classical." " No, that's good for the muscles." "Perhaps something a little more... innocent." " You remind me of somebody." " (Collective gasping)" " (chuckles)" " He's not shy." " Quit staring." " The albatross." "Ladies, please, come on." "I haven't got much time this afternoon." "What about maybe..." ""A Salute To The Sun"?" " (all scream, laugh)" " Yeah?" "Ladies, ladies, please." "Concentrate." " What about the Water Sprinkler?" " Woman:" "What about the Garden Hose?" "Newscaster:" "Danny Morgan is having a big effect out there." "And people are doing things they normally wouldn't do." "There'll still been no word from Danny... which has fueled speculation even more." "We talked to some people on the street." "Oh, Danny!" "I mean, he's inspirational." "He just makes you want to jump on a plane and take off." "Or maybe you just want to chuck in your job." "Or maybe you want to tell Scott Tinsdale who's been working Operations now for five years who I've been completely in love with, finally tell him how you feel..." "Scott, I love you." "There." "Danny!" "Newscaster:" "And she's not alone." "Danny has been inspiring people all over Sydney." "Today, a man in Penrith decided to climb a telephone pole." "He simply climbed up and sat on top." "He said it was something he always wanted to do." "Let's get an update from the experts of Air Force Search and Rescue." "We have a team studying satellite photographs from the past week and a full-scale search continues." "Nothing conclusive yet, but our hope is that Morgan is still out there somewhere." " Thank you, commander." " Four-three..." "Now for an exclusive interview, we cross live to Sandy Upman." "Upman:" "It's incredible." "No note." "No explanation." "He just disappeared." "He really needed a holiday." "I think he just wanted to get away." "Upman:" "But the way he did it." "Why did he do it?" " Well, we were having a..." " (Nose blowing)" "There were problems?" "Well, I never thought he'd really leave." "Upman:" "And now?" "I just keep thinking he's gonna walk through that door and everything will be okay." "Upman:" "It must be so hard." " Before we go, Trudy, - (Danny whistling)" "Is there anything you'd like to say to Danny, if he's out there somewhere, watching us now?" "I'm sorry, sweetheart." "(whistling)" " I just want you to come home." " Poor thing." "It's okay, let it out." "I'm Sandy Upman." "Female newscaster:" "Thank you, Sandy." "We'll bring you more exclusive..." "Well, look who's here." "What?" " Just this thing on TV." " Bloody men!" "They're all the same." "You just don't know how good you've got it, do you?" "I don't know..." "I'd say this is about as good as it gets." "(chuckles) Wouldn't you, Darren?" "(all laughing)" "Ooh, I like this one." "Maybe you can model next week." "Darren:" "Same time next week?" "What are you doing?" "Oh, just... thinking." "So many of them." "Where I come from you can barely see 'em." "I never want to leave this place." "But um..." "There's something I think you should know about where I came from," "it's complicated." " You don't have to tell me." " Please." "No, don't!" "Shh." "Good night." "(door closes)" " Hi." " Hey!" " Morning, Glenda." " Morning." " Hey, Glenda!" " Hi." " You two free next Wednesday night?" " I think so, I'll have to check... (motorcycle approaching)" " You did it." " Hop on." "I can't, I'm working." "Come on just for a minute." "(giggling)" "No, no, no, no." "You drive it." " I've never driven a bike before." " I'll show you how." "I'm sort of working it out myself." "All right." "Oh God!" "Ha!" " All right, that's the accelerator." " Ooh yeah." "And you just push that pedal down there." " Oh-oh-oh!" " (Screaming)" "(screaming, laughing)" "Danny:" "Take it over the bridge." "Let's get lost, work on a farm" "A change of weather wouldn't do you no harm" "Let's get lost, pick up your feet..." "This is fantastic!" "(yelling)" "Let's get lost, work on a farm" "A change of weather couldn't do you no harm" "Let's get lost, pick up your feet" " Don't tempt fate, boy..." " (Glenda screams)" "Get lost" "Let's get lost" "Yeah, let's get lost... (police sirens wailing)" "Danny:" "Uh-oh!" "(laughing)" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "(giggling)" "All right, okay." "Oh, Dave, come on." "Could I have your license, please?" "Could I have your license, please?" "I don't have my license with me." "All right." "What are you giving me a ticket for?" "I think you know, Glenda." "Thanks, Dave." "I was kind of nervous." "It's pretty exciting though." "All the lights, camera, action." "Bye, girls." "Onlooker:" "There's that lady from TV last night..." "Hi, would you mind taking these for me?" "Hey, you look good, Trudy." " How are you?" " You look like a movie star." " Really?" "Thank you." "It is actually..." " You look fantastic." "(chatter continues)" "Kevin:" "Thank you, bye." " Hi, Kevin." " Hello, Trudy." " How are you?" " I'm exhausted." " You look lovely today." " Oh, thank you." " Lots of calls." " Ooh." "Sandy's called about 30 times, I think." "(laughing)" "Oh, there it goes." "(News reporter announcing)" "Well, to your television debut." " To your promotion!" " Oh yes, to my promotion." "Wing Commander Matthews, what are the chances of actually finding Danny at this stage?" "Matthews:" "Well Frank we're trying to stay optimistic." "But the more time passes, the greater the chance of exposure, injury, or he just maybe didn't make it." "But I'll tell you this... they don't make them like Danny Morgan anymore." " He's gonna stand along with true..." " It's okay." "Australian legends like Burke and Wills." "You're all right?" "He came down in this area between Bathurst and Broken Hill, which is probably why there's been no word." " Even if Danny did survive the landing." " (Gasping, groaning)" "It's tough country out there." " (moans, grunts)" " We're talking nuts and berries." " What kind of speech?" " Speech-speech." " Just write down some notes." " Okay, mate, I'll think of something." " Hey, Professor!" " I'm late, I gotta go." "6:30 tomorrow night." " Need some chairs for the meeting?" " That would be great." " Not sure how many yet, but..." " Man:" "Hey, Professor." " Hey, mate." "I'll give you a call." " All right." "You're looking pretty thirsty." " Come on." " We're real thirsty." " There's all this stuff I gotta do." " Come on, it's the end of the week." "Let me shout you a beer, eh?" "Hello?" "Okay." "(cheering)" "Mate, you are all right." "For a professor." "Yeah, well, I wasn't always a professor." " Yeah?" "What did you do before?" " I was a kind of pilot." " What, an airline pilot?" " No, more like... a test pilot." "Top secret stuff." "Shh-shh." " Hi, Professor." " Your Majesty." "I never got to dance with you at the ball." "(cheering)" "Okay." " (sighing) - (Dog barking)" "(rock music playing)" " Come on, Professor!" " Wahoo!" "Here we go." "Dance with me, Professor." "I gotta go." "Man:" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "What is it?" " What is it?" " Nothing." " I just wanted to tell you that I..." " What's wrong?" " I was down at The Federal." " You've been at The Federal?" " Yes, but I wanna say something." " I was really worried about you." "I thought something had happened to you." "I thought that you'd come home and we'd have dinner." " No, I hate being like this." " Like what?" "I don't wanna do this anymore." " What are you talking about?" " I don't want to feel." "This is getting serious." "I know, that's what I've been trying to tell you." "Glenda." "Glenda!" "I don't want to talk to you." "(car starting)" "Child:" "Come back!" "Let's get him." "Let's go." "Peter, come back!" "What's that?" " You okay?" " Huh?" "Yeah, yeah, I reckon." "Okay." "Listen, Glenda," "I don't really know what's going on, maybe it's none of my business." "I got a call back from Lismore Uni." "Well, they never heard of a Professor Daniels." "He hasn't taught there in years." "Uh-huh." " I thought you said he came..." " You really are jealous, aren't you?" "What?" "!" "Mrs. Butcher:" "There's a way of doing things and there's a way of not doing things in the State Parliament." "And let me tell you, after serving as your member for the past seven years." " I know the way." " (Applause)" "I know how to handle those Chardonnay-sipping socialites in Sydney." " Hey, how is it going?" " Fine except Jim hasn't shown up yet." "(all screaming)" "Max is back." "God damn it!" " Thank you and goodnight." " (Applause)" " There's a phone call for you." " Huh?" " A phone call for you." " Okay." " Hello?" " Jim:" "Professor?" "Mate?" "I had an emergency of... just got out of an important meeting." " What about the speech?" " Mate, you're gonna have to do it." " What?" "!" " Oh, come on, mate." "Max, can't you take your friends somewhere else?" "Sorry, Mum." " (panting)" " Where did you get this?" "Spectator:" "Where's Jim?" " (microphone whistling)" " Uh..." "B..." "Big Jim..." "Jim Craig, he's... he's running late." " (collective moan)" " Woman:" "Did he get a better offer?" "Anyway, you should vote for Big Jim because... well, he's a good man." " And..." " (Microphone whistling)" "He's got plans, big plans." "And he's gonna give a big voice to all you... little blokes." "What the hell does he mean "little blokes?"" "I mean, who am I talking to?" "And who is this little bloke anyway?" "Is it..." "Is he... is he the cleaner who cleans up at the packing plant?" "Is he the teacher who teaches your kids at the primary school?" " Is he the builder who built this town?" " Right." "It all adds up, ladies and gentlemen," "I don't think there's a little bloke here tonight." "(cheering, clapping)" "Take our postie, John Perchie." "What would happen if John decided not to deliver the mail for a day?" " That's not such a little thing." " (Applause)" "What would happen if Pirmjet Prensing didn't get out of bed in the morning to take her girls to school?" "That's not such a little thing." "Or what if old Mr. Potts didn't go to the park every day with his breadcrumbs to feed the pigeons?" " Hmm?" " (Applause)" "We have a couple of thousand birds flying around looking for a new town to live in." "And that's not such a little thing." "(loud cheering)" "We're the little people all right." "We're the ones who grow the crops, tar the roads, build the towns, teach the kids." "Yeah and when there is some big important thing that needs doing it's always us the little people who damn well get it done." "(cheering)" "Sometimes we do it to ourselves." "I used to think, "I'm just a nobody, who am I kidding?"" "But then I came to Clarence, where I've learned that you don't have to be a bigwig to be a somebody." "It's the kind of person you are that's important." "And this town is filled with the most important people I've ever met." "(loud cheering)" "Ever!" "You... you all know I'm pretty new in Clarence." "But already things are getting serious for me here." "That's what I've been trying to tell you." "Because you've shown me what really matters." "And believe me that's not such a little thing." "(chuckles)" "In fact, it's just about the biggest thing that's ever happened to me." "And I thank you for that." "Good night." "(loud cheering)" "(camera clicks)" "Spot on, mate." "(camera clicking)" "You know, you really do remind me of my old professor." "So there really was a professor." " Oh yeah." " You, devil!" "Ah, Glenda!" "Whoa!" "(screams)" "Would you like who you were..." "If you met them someplace?" "Glenda?" " Would you recognize the lines..." " Glenda." " On a strangers face?" " (Shrieks)" "Would you know yourself..." " As good as I know you?" " Got you!" "(both scream)" "Who do you love?" "Yeah, who do you love?" "Who do you love?" " Yeah, who do you love?" " I might be a bit rusty at this." "Who do you love?" " Maggie:" "Dave!" " Lady, I'm closing up." "I thought you should see this." "Max found it up a tree." "You know, that guy they're looking for." "You think it might be his?" "Oh my God." "I'm sorry, sir, but a lot of people think they've seen him." "There's just nobody that can help you with that right now." "If you don't put me through to Mr. Upman, I'll go to another network." "And he's actually starting to become aroused." " (phone rings)" " Excuse me." "Yeah?" "Go on." "I'm just gonna take this over here." "The first time I really kissed someone I stuck my tongue up his nose." "It was so embarrassing." "(phone ringing)" " Are you gonna get that, Kevin?" " Reporter:" "Yeah, get it." "Forget it, I'll get it." "Jeez, he's hopeless." "Hello?" " Sandy:" "Hi, Trudy, it's me." " Sandy!" " Trudy?" " It's so late." "Yeah, I know." "Look, don't tell anybody, okay?" "But I think I found Danny." "Trudy?" " Does he know we're coming?" " Trudy, shh-shh." "Shh-shh." "(car starting)" "Trudy, this is Spider." "Spider, I just want mid-shots and close-ups, okay?" "Trudy, please, please, just relax, okay?" "It's fine." "Hi, I'm Sandy Upman," "I'm picking up three tickets to Clarence." "Clarence?" "It's Clarence!" " Clarence!" " Excuse me, mate, media emergency!" "Now wait this is my..." "It's Sandy, yeah, put me through." "Put me through." "It's an emergency." "What the bloody hell is this?" "Where did you come from?" "Earlwood." "That's in Sydney, isn't it?" "Uh-huh." "And what brings you to Clarence?" "I tied a bunch of balloons to a chair and floated up here." "Right, like that guy on TV." "(knocks on door)" "Glenda:" "Oh, God." "(knocking continues)" "Man:" "Shh-shh-shh." "(all cheering) Hey, Professor!" "It's about time someone gave Big Jim a run for his money." "Yeah and you sure as hell got our vote." " Yep." " Hi, Glenda." " Hello, Glenda, look." " A new candidate?" "Brownie:" "Eh?" "He's our man." "I'd better go talk to Jim." "I'll be right back." "Crowd:" "Professor, Professor!" "Where are you going?" "(sirens blaring)" "There he is!" " That's him just there!" " That's Danny..." "Danny Morgan!" "(all calling) Danny!" "Danny Morgan!" " He's over there!" " Danny!" "Reporter:" "Danny, wait a minutes, please." "(all yelling)" "Mr. Morgan, please wait!" "Danny!" " An exclusive!" " You tell the story the way you want." "Help me out, give me your hand." "Reporter:" "Danny, how do you feel about it?" "Oh, look at you." "Woman:" "Oh, Glenda!" " What's he doing here?" " You've got to get this." "I'm the guy who found you." "I found him!" " Oh my God." " I found him." " (laughing)" " Danny:" "Glenda!" "Danny!" "Ha ha!" "(all gasp, laughing)" "Reporter:" "Danny, Danny, please!" " Glenda, I can explain." " Go to hell." " Was I some little fling?" " Glenda, please." "Get out of my life." " Glenda!" " You've heard the lady." " Come on..." "let's go home." " Reporter:" "Danny, what the story?" "Come on, Mr. Morgan, the whole country is wanting to see you." "Glenda who?" "Did you get her name?" " Mate, call home." " Where's he going?" "Stop him." "Not a good idea." "Trudy, Trudy!" "This is my chopper!" "This is my chopper!" "Trudy!" "Trudy!" "Trudy, wait!" "(crowd chatter)" "Newsman:" "We have to interrupt this broadcast for a special report." "AUS 11 has found Danny Morgan." " Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" " AUS 11 is bringing you his extraordinary story of survival." " There he is!" " Danny Morgan was finally found today in the Northern Rivers town of Clarence." " 'Cause he's a man!" " Through exclusive sources," "AUS 11 was able to uncover the whereabouts of Danny." " (phone rings)" " We're crossing now to the helipad..." " Yeah, I know!" " ...chopper is about to land." " All right, I'm on my way." " AUS 11 exclusive," " we have found Danny..." " (Helicopter whirring)" "Trudy:" "Could you get my bag, please?" "Make way for Mr. Morgan." "Please step back." "Trudy, come on!" "(woman speaking Italian)" "Just move in a bit closer there." "Danny, that's it, lovely!" "Another quick one." "Move in, that's it." " Out back, come on." " See you, Danny." "One more, Danny?" "Just one more?" " Hi, Danny." " Danny!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Nice trip?" "Lunch at the Ritz-Carlton, calls from John Laws." "Tomorrow we meet the Premier." "Hey, you cheeky bugger." "Hey, if you're gonna advertise, will you at least get the name right?" "Danny and I are footy mates from high school." "Isn't that right?" "Absolute honor to meet you... you've been an inspiration to all of us in the Air Force." "If there's anything I can do, anything at all, just give me a call." "(cheering)" "Don't forget your mates who made this all possible." "That's my mate here." "So Danny, what are you gonna do when all this dies down?" "The holiday ends today." "Time to get back to work, eh, Danny?" " (shutter clicking)" " Yeah, I could do that." " I was only joking, mate." " (Laughing)" "I don't care." "I might as well get back to it." "No, no, no, no, no." "We're meeting the Premier tomorrow." "You're a VIP now, Danny." "You can't just go back to..." "Okay, okay, everybody!" "Time to go." "Come on, I've got to get up in the morning." "Is he serious?" " Danny:" "Thanks a lot." " Man:" "He needs some space." "Danny:" "See you." "(nervous laugh)" "I'm..." "I'm tired." "I wanna sleep." "Yeah, of course you do." "Why'd you slip away?" "There's nothing I can do" "The tighter I hold on" "The more I seem to lose" "Nothing left to say" "You see it's much the same" "I'm still hurt and I'm still here." "What's this?" "I can't do this anymore, Dave." "What do you mean?" "The job..." "I don't like it." "I've never liked it." "I don't want to do it anymore." "Okay, all right." "I know what you're saying." "Maybe you just need to take a break, that's all." "Sorry, Dave." "I've just gotta get out of here." "So then, Howard told us all to put on an extra run." "You'd think with twelve trucks you'd fill that order in a week, wouldn't you?" " Yeah, piece of piss." " Exactly." "That's what I keep telling him." "Pete:" "Here we are again, eh?" "It's like you never went anywhere, isn't it?" "So what happened up there anyway?" " Long story." " (Chuckles)" "We're not exactly going anywhere, are we?" "So... what about that little lady up there then?" "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw you running after her on TV." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's all right." "Don't give yourself a hard time." "Plenty of blokes have flings when they go away on business and stuff." "It doesn't mean a thing." "I mean, you came back, didn't you?" "So... what about it?" "Did you have a little fling?" "A little holiday thing?" "A little ring-a-ding-ding?" "(rotor roaring)" "(biker laughing)" "No?" "What are you doing?" "Danny?" "Danny!" "Mate!" "What's the matter with you?" "Get back here." "Come on, mate, don't be stupid." "You know I can't drive." "There are plenty of choices here but I think you like that one, don't you?" "Receptionist:" "May I help you?" "Mr. Upman!" "I'm all right, all right." "Who the hell do you think you are?" " Not here, Sandy." " How could you leave me behind?" "That was my chopper." "I ordered that chopper." "Do you know what's happened?" "I lost my job because of what you did." " Sandy, I..." " No, no, I bent over backwards for you." "I broke the rules for you and what do I get?" " I had no choice." " I was reaching out for you." " That was my chopper..." " Sandy!" "Can I have a second with Trudy?" "Yeah, sure, Danny." "Hi, baby, what are you doing here?" " It's not gonna work, Trudy." " I don't want to hear this." " Trudy." " Well, it's not fair." "What do you mean?" "You did something, Danny." "You and your crazy ideas." "And now we have a chance." "Like we could really go somewhere." "I reckon I know what you want." "And I'm not it." "Believe me, all this stuff is gonna blow over." "And we'd be right back where we started." "What happened to you up there?" "Everything!" "You're gonna be all right?" "Yeah." " You're coming back, aren't you?" " I don't know." "But where are you gonna go?" "What are you gonna do?" "Don't worry, Sonya, I can work it out as I go along." " Are you sure you've done this before?" " Yeah." " (loud beeping)" " We're there." "Go, go, go, go." " You really sure you wanna do this?" " Yes." " All right, one, two..." " Rah!" " Three." " (Yelling)" "(screams, laughing)" "Ah-aah!" "Oh-ooh!" " Here's my keys." "Use the house..." " Glenda-aaaa!" " (giggles) - (Grunts)" "(screams)" "(cows moo)" "No." "Glenda!" "Danny:" "Glenda!" "Please." "(grunting)" " Please, wait." " I don't wanna talk to you." " I'm sorry, Glenda." " So am I, Danny." "Sorry for everything." "Yeah?" "Well, that doesn't make it all right." "Yes it does, bloody hell." "I dropped out of the sky into your backyard... twice!" "You... you've got someone else." "It's finished." "It's over." "Now you think you can drop back into my life say you're sorry and think everything goes right back to the way it was?" "No, no, I'll do whatever it takes." "I'll get my own place here." "I'll get a job, send you flowers, take you out on dates like normal people." "You're not normal, Danny." "Glenda!" "Whatever it takes." "(sighs)" "Glenda." "(grunts, screams)" "Glenda!" "Glenda, I love you!" "(both scream)" "Are you always like this?" "Danny:" "I was thinking... maybe we could go camping sometime." "Work our way up the coast or something." "Yeah, I'd like that." "Do you know what I've always wanted to do?" "What?" "I'd like to go to some foreign country like Spain or Bolivia or Vietnam." "Just pitch a tent somewhere." "You mean take a tent and sleeping bags and stuff all in a plane?" "Yeah, I guess." "What's wrong with that?" "Nothing." "Nothing at all." "Glenda:" "Maybe Iceland." "Do you reckon you could pitch a tent in Iceland?" " Yeah." " It wouldn't be too icy?" "Huh-uh, Greenland is icy." "Iceland is green." " You're kidding?" " Nope." "I'm gonna paint me a rainbow" "Make all my wishes come true" "I'm gonna plant me a garden" "What about you?" "I'm gonna throw my own party" "I'm gonna get a tattoo" "I'm gonna do all the wild things" "What about you?" "What about you?" "What about you?" "Will you join me on my journey?" "What about you?" "See the faces on the street?" "How they seldom smile" "But I won't let it bother me" "No misery" "It's not my style" "What about you?" "What about you?" "Will you join me on my journey?" "What about you?" "What about you?" "What about you?" "Will you join me on my journey?" "What about you?" "Will you join me on my journey?" "What about you?" "(pop music playing)" "It's a quarter to 4:00 now" "I wanna open the door now" "Just to watch you bathe in the moonlight heaven" "We drank a lot of wine and..." "And you spend the night and..." "You said things you've never said before" "Don't leave me lonely for a minute" "My glass is full, look, you're in it" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine" "Don't breathe, don't run" "Stay a little longer" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine" "Stay a little longer" "You terrify me" "Well, you terrify yourself" "But we fit so fine and you smell so good" "That I just cannot fight it, baby" "I knew this would happen" "So don't disappoint me now" "You did things you never did before" "I'm not gonna think it's the real thing" "But I kinda know what you're feeling" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine" "Don't leave me lonely for a minute" "My glass is full, look, you're in it" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine" "Don't breathe, don't run" "Stay a little longer" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine" "Stay a little longer" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine" "Don't breathe, don't run" "Won't you stay a little longer?" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here and you're mine" "Stay a little longer" "Don't blink, we're fine" "I'm here, you're mine, don't breathe, don't run."