"The ritual is over." "Whoever drinks this magic potion will become immortal." "They will not die nor get old." "If the elderly drink this, they will turn young." "You must have good karma in order to receive this." "Good doctor, I want to be young girl again." "Good." "If you have faith, then drink it." "It's about time I have a new husband." "Let me have it." "Me first." "Wait, wait." "Bottoms up" "Let me cut the line." "I'll give you an extra 500" "Good, You guys are immortal now." "You will be unlike others" "Lady, what is wrong with you?" "Don't be afraid." "The potion is taking effect." "Lady." "Lady" "Noi, look at her." "She's dead." "This is poison." "You quack." "You kill people, You lied to us." "I'm telling the village chief." "I'll go with you." "Hurry." "Wait for me." "I can't let anyone know about this" "Quick, Piak." "Wait up." "Don't go, Wait for me, Shit, take me with you." "I barely can't move." "Help." "Help." "I can't move." "Wait for me." "Help me, I can't go on." "I can barely move." "Doctor Duang." "You really think you can escape from me?" "No, please don't kill me." "I will not talk about all this." "I guarantee no one will know about this." "Oh, but they will." "No, I swear they wont." "But you know." "No, no..." "He's killed Tid already." "Come on haul ass." "He will catch us up in no time." "Quick." "My knees are losing all their strength." "He will catch us soon." "I got a thorn in my leg." "Ignore it." "Quick." "Get in the boat." "Just paddle fast." "Hurry." "Paddle faster." " I'm going as fast as I can" "You are going to tell the village chief?" "Well go tell him in hell." "Don't kill me." "I won't tell anyone, I really won't." "Are you going to tell the head of village?" "You killed several people." "You are going to jail, Doctor Duang." "How can they arrest me?" "If you die, no one will know I did it." "I'll take you in myself." "I'm outta here..." "Shit, what do you want from me?" "You can't kill me." "The reason I call you guys here is because I need assistants." "I need volunteers to protect our village, our people are getting old." "They are in no shape to fight." "You guys tell your friends who are interested to sign up." "Because our village is so remote." "We have to unite as one to be strong." "Chief." "Chief." "Piak" "Help." "He's gonna kill me." "What the hell happened, Piak?" "It's that Duang the voodoo doctor." "He killed some villagers" "That voodoo doctor?" "He concocted a potion for villagers, The ones who drank it all died." "I ran away and he chased me." "I barely survived myself." "I told you not to mess with him." "Go Prepare your weapons and come with me." "Come let's go." "There, you see." "He must have fled by now." "He might make it to the Lao border." "We just might catch him if we're Quick." "Quickly go." "There he is." "Duang." "Chief, Why are you following me, Want to arrest me?" "I can't let you kill more people." "I didn't kill anyone." "I just gave them immortality." "You voodoo maniac, You are out of your mind." "Get him." "Arrest him." "He's gone mad, Piak go get him" "Please, Chief." "Give me that." "Stay where you are." "Get him, quick." "Move it." "He's done for, we got him now." "Duang, you're trapped there's no way out, grab him men." "Enough, enough, Stop, I said that's enough." "He's doomed." "I think we went a bit too far." "5 years later." "Hey, stop stop." "Hey, who are you to stand in our way." "Why doesn't he say something?" "How should I know?" "Can't you hear me, I said who the hell are you?" "Nice jacket, wonder where he stole it?" "Well if you don't want to speak then just piss off out the way." "Clear off you twat." "What the hell do you want with us?" "Want to start some trouble, come on then." "Thinking of robbing us?" "We're gonna kick your head in." "Get him, get him." "Quick go." "Everyone knows I am the best in Saidang village." "So that explains why you can't catch any fish today." "Hey, that's Boonme." "What is he running from?" "Boonme." "Maha, Boonme, what are you running away from?" "A thief, A mad thief was trying to rob us." "What thief?" "I don't know him, he was alone" "Just one guy." "Are you nuts?" "You're nuts, that guy can fight he killed most of us." "Don't panic." "Let's head back to our village" "Let my father deal with this." "That's right Chief, he was alone, We are no match for him." "Most of us got killed, Only Tidbo and I managed to escape." "Wow, is the thief really that good?" "What does he look like, Handsome?" "Fah, we are talking life and death here, don't joke around." "What should we do, chief?" "I think that thief is still in the forest." "Our villagers might be in trouble." "Bull shit, You can't deal with just one guy, I say you are nothing." "Piak, don't be such a tosser." "You didn't see him in action yet." "I would like a chance to meet him." "Enough." "No more bickering." "I already feel bad enough as it is." "I just received a letter from the city" "Saying a group of Japanese will visit our village to study some ancient relics." "If the thief is still at large it must be kept secret from the tourist office." "There is no sign of village." "I figure it's still far away." "What about you, Shiba, are you tired?" "I'm fine." "But it depends on how much longer to go." "I don't know, I'll have to ask the guide." "Let's ask him, Churee." "If it's far we'd better take some rest." "Dad Dad, Is it still a long way to go?" "What do you reckon, Biew?" "About another 10 kilometers, sir." "Wow, it's still very far, let's have a rest, shall we?" "I told you it's not that easy." "Come on, dad, it's doable." "Just let them rest first." "Biew, find a good place to rest, those Japs are almost fainting." "Dad, be easy on them please." "Here take a mat, Sir, I will scout out the area." "Good." "Go see how far away it is." "Yes, sir." "That's much better, it'll be even better if I get some sleep." "A bottle of beer, air con room, soft bed and a porno movie, now, that's heaven." "Keep dreaming." "Are you going to eat all that alone?" "Give me some." "That Cha-am trip sounds good to me, so why go through all this grief?" "Dad, that kind of trip we can do anytime." "But this is education." "We are studying about ancient relics and my group drew Thailand." "So we come to find any remaining traces of these lost artifacts." "We've been studying and got information that Saidang village has ancient relics and most importantly very few people know about this." "So you force me to ask my boss to send a letter to the village chief." "And put me through this living hell." "Never mind Dad." "Young people are motivated these days." "We are motivated students." "All except sleepy head here." "Sir, I hear someone coming this way, That means we are close to the village." "We are close now?" "Good, You guys, we are close now." "Yes, put in another movie." "I'm having a great time." "Hey bro." "Is Saidang village far away?" "Are you guys from there?" "Well are you?" "Dad, be careful." "Leave your belongings here and piss off." "They are thieves, sir." "Thieves." "Don't be afraid, dad." "We have practiced Tae kwan do, relax." "I am the karate champion of my university, It's about time to test my skill" "Would you mind." "Kill them and take all their stuff." "Don't sweat, sir." "I'm also a champion." " Champion of what?" "I am the village drinking champ." "If it's over then rent another one." "Who's paging you now?" "Clear off will ya, I'm sleeping." "I'm the first runner up in 3 karate tournaments." "Hey, I won already." "Biew, go help them." "I'm sorry." "I win." "Hey, don't hurt him." "That's enough." "Now get lost, otherwise I'll cut your head clean off." "Thanks." "Let's scram," " Quick" "Piss off." "You guys are great." "See that, I told you, a real champion." "Fantastic, just great." "Don't run away, you freak." "Katsu, what's the matter?" "I dreamt... some thieves robbed us, I fought them off and they ran." "So I followed them and killed everyone of them." "Yes, you were fantastic." "Those assholes, lets get them later." "Hold up." "Who the hell is he, Is he Japanese?" "I don't fucking know." "Let's Kill the bastard." "Tell them to walk slowly." "I have to pee." "These are the thieves that tried robbing us, wonder Who killed them?" "Are you sure that you can catch that thief?" "Chief, when it comes to fighting, no one comes close to me and Chaluay" "Just taking that one thief won't even break a sweat for me." "More big talk, Boonme and the others couldn't fight him this is just you two, You might come back with your tail between your legs." "Please Fah, that was them lot." "But here is Piak Saidang the invincible." "Don't compare me with the others." "We just can't stop him, chief, Let him try this once." "So we will know if he tells the truth." "Are you sure Piak?" "If anything happens you can't blame me." "I'm sure." "We both can deal with this." "Right, Chaluay?" "I don't know, You do all the talking." "Well, I believe in you." "Then I'll give you guys a shot at him, never know you might do it," "I will have no more worries and the foreigners will have no trouble." "Right, You two can go now." "30 million." "Yes, 30 million is the going rate in Asia" "If this reaches Europe it will reap 300-400 million." "Wow, That rare metal can rake in 300-400 million?" "400 million." "Okay Mute calm down, let me ask." "How do you know that this village has that holy metal." "I know from my grandfather, When he brought old relics from Yunan a customer told him that holy metal was found in Red Ruby cave." "He searched but found nothing, then he died, my father took up the search" "He found it, but did not excavate it, then he passed away." "Now it's up to me to locate it and get it out of there." "Right, we must find it." "It's so fucking hot." "Want to cool down." " You bet." "Twenty bucks." "Here" "Here, a nice fan for you." "You want a kick." " You bet" "Hold it." "Who's that?" "Be careful, Looks like he means business." "What exactly do you want?" "We don't have any precious belongings." "Cool down mate." "Don't let him get in our way." "Get rid of him" "Meet the Supreme swordsman." "Hey, let go of my foot." "Need a cooler." "Cost you twenty bucks." "Arlor, Take Aek away from here." " Right, let's go." "Mute, we can't beat him, run, Just run away." "Help me." "I can't move." "Not again." "This is bad." "You are everywhere, I can't escape, well if I can't run, let's fight it out." "This is bad, I'm leaving." "Here we go again." "You've got to be kidding." "He's like the Terminator." "What have I ever done to you?" "Come, come on." "Bring it on." "Hello, chief." "Hello." "Everybody make yourself at home." "I just received the official letter, I didn't prepare a welcome." "Never thought you would get here so soon." "It's because these youngsters, They are so eager." "Right, I'm just afraid the villagers will not welcome you well enough." "Just let them be themselves, chief." "We want to have a touch with reality." "If you say so, then I'm relieved, how was your trip?" "These thieves tried to rob us, we fought them and the ran off." "Later we saw them all dead in the forest, Don't know who could have done it." "Maybe some bandit gang, they were beat up real bad." "Thieves you say, Lo and behold, Just before you arrived there was a problem too" "This morning some villagers were robbed and then brutally murdered." "Never seen anything so shocking in all my years here." "Chief, We understand, If there's anything we could do to help, just say so." "There's an albino Elephant." " Where?" "I mean that girl, She Looks pure and naive." "Excuse me." " Hello." "We'd like to know more about the local culture here, are you" "My name is Fah." "I'm a chief's daughter." "Hello, Fah." "What is this thing called?" "This is a herb, they boil it when people get sick." "Isn't that right, Fah?" "No, it's not." "Then it's a kind of vegetable which they dry and eat like this, right?" "This thing is called firewood." "They use it to cook food." "Firewood." "They use this to cook?" "Instead of gas and electricity, right?" "Right, some Japanese are still dumb, huh." "But" "It's just him, I'm clever, I knew it was firewood." "Alright, I'm dumb, I'll go now and let you talk all you want." "Is our country as nice as yours?" "It's a totally different world, Here the air is fresh and clean." "Saidang village is still in a pure state maybe it's the weather." "Or perhaps it's the people." "What do you think of the people here?" "Just beautiful, the girls here are so lovely and pure, I love it." "My mate is trying to spread his seed, good lad, Way to go." "Come on hurry up." " Ok" "I'm sick of all this running." " You get me" "Watch that post." "We are going in circles." "Where the fuck are we?" "Which way to the village?" "Mute, are you sure?" "I sense someone coming." "Better take cover, it's probably the thief, go." "Never seen them before." "Look, they have weapons." "They've got to be thieves" "But Boonme said there is only one thief." "Oh, come on the other one might have been hiding." "You saw it yourself they are not from our village." "Freeze, you've been killing villagers." "Take it easy man." "Don't try anything, drop your swords you're both under arrest." "Why don't you ask him first?" "Shut your trap." "You are mistaken, we are Chinese, we came here to look for precious relics." "Trust me, we also were robbed by a maniac and our group were killed, we escaped." "See." "I told you, They didn't look like thieves." "Yes, I was wrong." "Our village was also robbed, I figure that it could be the same guy." "So me and my mate volunteered to catch him." "You bet." "It's dangerous, he's so brutal beyond any human." "Our whole group couldn't beat him." "But for me, he's just a small time thief." "The whole Saidang region knows how good both of us are." "Let's do this, You guys go to the village using the trail we just came by." "Ok, good idea." "Wait, tell the chief to kill a cow for us, I will catch that thief as a reward." "Come on let's go." " Go." "There he is." "Hey, are you the guy who killed all those villagers?" "I am sure you are the one." "Don't waste time, get him." "Iron armour" "You are one tough nut." "Hey, Piak Saidang, get up, Quick." "I'm not Piak Saidang anymore, I'm a loser." "You son of a bitch." "You killed my friend." "He's insane." "I must to apologize for not welcoming you properly." "And that you have to run into problems." "That's put you under a lot of stress." "I'm most concerned." "That's fine Chief, It's way beyond our control." "And it's getting more messy, I think we have to find a way to help." "Right, Chief, I think that thief wants some precious stuff from the village." "Do you by any chance know what he wants, so we can protect it." "We really don't know what he wants." "There's nothing of really precious value in this village." "As you have said, The problem lies with that Zombie." "How could he manage to kill all these people?" "Beats me too, I don't know where he's from as he didn't say a word." "But he's really good at using Chinese weapons." "I'd like to know if he can use Japanese weapons?" "No matter who he is or where is he from killing people without mercy is unacceptable." "We have several people with good fighting skills" "If we fight together we definitely would win." "Chief, me and my friends are good fighters." "I am willing to help on this, right boys?" "Sure." "We will help too, Chief." " Sure." "Stop that sign language." "Dad, let me go with them please." "No, you stay here, You will be a liability for them." "You can't do anything, You can't even kill a fish." "You're staying, understood." "Come here." "Mute, you fucking peeping tom, piss off." "No out of the question, this is my duty" "I'm the leader so I am responsible." "Otherwise why the hell they elect me for?" "That's exactly right, The chief looks after the villagers" "As for matters out there we will take care of it." "If the thief comes to the village who would stay and protect the villagers?" "Right guys?" " Right, makes sense." "Yes, he's right, you guard the village, We will catch that thief ourselves." "You are sure you can do that?" "Of course, chief, I'm Piak Saidang, remember." "OK." "Whatever" "Take a good picture, I'm going to enlarge it." "What's the matter with him?" "I see, you take Mute to that girl, Let's do him a favor." "Sure." "Where?" "This girl?" "I'll introduce you to her, Her name is Churee." "Mute has something to ask you." "What did he say?" "I'll translate for you." "He said he hates you and that you look like an old turnip" "He doesn't want you to be near him, he said your mouth reeks" "He said you should have been put down at birth" "Look at him, he's gonna slap you." "Hey watch it mate." "He said that I hate to say this, he's going to give you a good shagging." "Don't take it personally, Mute is always weird like this." "That's fine, I pity him to be born like that." "Unable to talk, We are lucky we can speak." "Say, why do you bring him here?" "Everybody wants to get rich, including old Mute there." "How about you, Churee?" "What are you doing here?" "You really want to know?" "Yes, I do." " Just ask Mute." "You're fond of Mute all of a sudden?" "No, it's not that." "Never thought you would fancy old Mute." " No, no..." "In that case I'd like to be another Mute." "No, it's not like that." "Come back here you." "This Zombie is so skillful, How can we deal with him?" "According to fighting textbooks no matter how good he is he's got to have an Achilles heel." "The best way is we divide into groups" "We fight with him to find his weak spot." "We'll be the first group." "My team will be the second group." "Good." "My men are less skillful, We choose to be the last group." "You wait here, my group will wait for him in the front" "If anything goes wrong, you take Churee back to the village, OK?" "Don't worry, you just bring yourself back, alright?" "Yes, uncle Sueb, let's go." "That's him, kill him." "Get the bastard." "Katsu." "Dad, wait here." "I'm gonna help them." "Churee, don't go, my child, Don't go, please." "No you don't." " Be careful Dad." "Don't be afraid, pumpkin." "Don't come any closer." "Dad, Dad, Dad..." " Don't worry, Churee, just go get away." "Run, quickly get out of here." " Let go of me." "Take my father too." "No, you can't harm my daughter, Just go, my child." "Don't worry about me." "I am worried about my Dad." " Hurry" "That means that Zombie is here now." "You fight him first." "Let's try to find his weak spot." "Let me go with you." " It's you who need to go." "Let me leave the fan with you." " Buffoon." "Oh and could you take a couple of snaps for the wife." "We meet again, zombie." "Meet Bruce Lor." "I can catch it too." "That hurts." "I'm bleeding." "Can't stay here any more, to hell with antiques." "Be cool." "I have no weapons, The flying Pith helmet." "Good catch sir." "Thank you." "Mute, I figured the way to beat him." "You and I have to collaborate, OK?" "You attack first." "Mute, well done, keep it up." "Now I think we should leave." " Great idea." "By golly, I think he spoke." "Hey, wait for me." "Whose sword is this?" "Who are you?" "Don't hurt me." "We have no quarrel." "I have nothing to do with villagers, I'm from the city." "I search for holy metal, do you know holy metal?" "Tell me and I'll reward you, just name your price." "Those Japs are coming." "How did it go?" "We couldn't beat him, he killed most of us." "Including my father." "You guys run back to the village, go." "No." "I'll help here, you take Churee back to the village." "Visith." "Take her back to the village." " Right." "Can't I stay too?" " No it's too dangerous." " Shiba." " Let's go this way." "I sense that he's coming" " Right." "Fah, why are you here, didn't the chief tell you not to come?" "You could get killed here." "How can I be so calm about this?" "If foreigners take part in this then so should I." "Fah, that's mighty kind of you, She really has a big heart." "You don't know shit, don't stick your nose here." "And why shouldn't he." "Shiba is right." "If you're afraid of being scolded, just go back." "I'm from this village, I'm the chief's daughter" "I'm responsible for this, I have to do it for villagers." "So you go, Shiba, don't stay with the coward." "Excuse me." "Can I pass here?" "I apologize you too." "Mr. Shiba, please come this way." "Mr. Shiba, I'd like to beg you for one thing." "What?" "Tell me if you agree first." "Ok, I agree." "Can you escort Fah to another place?" "I'll take care of that nutter myself." "Why's that?" "Let me ask you one thing, is Fah your girlfriend?" "No, not just girlfriend, I want her as my wife." "Come on, please help me." "Take Fah over there please." "Alright." "Remember." "Not even a scratch, Or you will not go back to Japan." "Yes, understood" "Don't worry about it." "Later." "Go." "Let's stop." "Wait for him here." " Good idea." "By the time he comes through here he must be in pretty bad shape" "He may have been captured by those foreigners already." "In that case it's cool, we don't have to rumble, right?" "Yeah right, I can go back to my wife." "Piak, aren't you worried about your girlfriend." "Leaving her with that handsome boy How could you do that?" "I accept her but she doesn't accept me." "Don't you see she always takes it out on me." "Hey, the more the scolding the more she loves you." "What is that noise?" "It's me," "Oh my god." "Are you hunting?" "It's against the law." "Doctor Duang." "Aren't you dead?" "I don't die easily, and I will come back to kill you all." "Prepare to meet my vengeance." "Look out, don't fear him, 5 years ago he lost to us." "Time to go." "When is he going to come?" "I'd like to meet him." "Mr. Shiba..." "Piak is here." "Mr. Shiba..." "Mr. Shiba, Come here." "Yes, good." "Fah, quick." "He's here already, and you'll let me fight him?" "Who comes?" "Who?" "There." "There he comes." "That's him again." "Mr. Shiba, don't worry about us." "Mr. Shiba, be careful" "Whoa, he's not the same guy, who cares, do him." "Shiba, We should escape first." "Piak, there are 2 of them, the one who's after us is not him." "How can that be?" "No, I'll deal with him." "Take Fah back to the village." " Right." "OK." "Fah, let's go." " What about them?" "Piak, let's go." "Chief." " Chief." "Sith, how'd it go, where are the others?" "We are fighting with that Zombie, and we drop like flies." "Can't we fight him at all?" "He killed my father, My father is dead." "It's all my fault, I have caused the death of so many." "Not you." "It's him, the Zombie, I will kill him." "I have to kill him." "We can't fight him, he's coming, let's find some hiding places, go." "My immortal warrior, I'll bring you to annihilate my enemy." "Chief, that voodoo doctor is still alive." "He said he's gonna kill every one of us, he also created that Zombie." "What should we do?" "It's bad." "He must be upset for what we did to him." "But he's the one at fault, not us." "If he's after everyone's life, we have to stop him." "But he's invincible, we can't hurt him, That's the problem" "I can't let him go on a killing spree, I have to get rid of him." "We should all leave the village now." "You guys have sacrificed a lot, don't die here for our sakes." "He killed my father, I have to stay, I'm not going anywhere." "We will stay here to help villagers" "We have nothing to do with this, I say we leg it." "We must help the villagers, if you are afraid, then just go." "Shit, Mute, you and I go together." "Fine, if you don't go, I won't either." "Thanks for risking your lives to save our village." "Let's go and get those bastards." " Fight, fight, fight..." "You're quite united." "Voodoo man Duang." "Hello, Chief, Haven't seen you for 5 years." "You still look in good shape." "Well, Duang." "What do you say now?" "We won't be running from you anymore." "If you don't run, then you're dead." "That's fine with me, Come on." "I will grant you, your wish." "Fah" "Kill them all." "Oshi, Oshi." "Chief, get Fah outta here." "Mute, are you OK?" "What are you trying to say?" "Mute, don't die on me." "Mute, Mute, Mute..." "Run, that Zombie will kill us all, run away." "Go" "You are not gonna die, you are good people." "Just relax and don't panic, use this to vanquish them." "Don't fear him." "I'll take him." "How can this be." "Kill him." "Good deeds will go rewarded, bad deeds will destroy you." "Kill him, kill him." "Catch." "Well done."