"Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "I need to reverse my car" "Where are you going" "lrrr...." "lrrr friend?" "..." "you park the car like this?" "What do you said?" "Hey..." "I'm going to kill you." "Stop the car" "No" "Stop the car" "What happen?" "... are you getting in or out" "Get in" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing in air?" "You are trying to get in are you trying to steal the radio?" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Please..." "Listen to me" "Why are you asking for help...?" "are we trying to rape you?" "are you going to shout for the police?" "Do you know?" "Who am I..." "We don't know..." "Who are you?" "G.S Gay today..." "Deputy Chief Engineer..." "Maha Nagar Palika" "What is this municipality?" "your status can't allow you to argue for a radio" "Hey..." "Hey..." "What is this...?" "Who are you people?" "What do you need?" "What...?" "....can I seal your shop?" "... I'm going to cancel you driving license." "There is only one bullet in it... I'll pull the trigger as many times you ask the questions..." "Now Talk..." "But..." "Where are you taking me?" "I'm enjoying?" "ask me...?" "Where to go Bhai (Brother)...?" "Why you ask the question...?" "Are you mad...?" "Ask...?" "Understand...?" "Alam... move towards the Lucky Singh's office" "This..." "This is correct." "Hey..." "Photo studio..." "Write it down that Mr. Lucky Singh President Mumbai Builder association in serious talking with George." "Bush President of America." "You never visit America..." "Sir." "do one thing... replace white house with our farm house" "Your mother can't taught you any common sense:" "Sir..." "Circuit's here..." "Circuit..." "My Dear..." "Some times people face the betrayal in this world you're not attending my calls now these days" "Right now he's going to pick up" "Circuit!" "we're rocking" "Get a side..." "Koko" "Look..." "I'm unable to give you any favour" "Why... you got the permission of 8 story building.... last time and you build a 1 1 story building... lt has been completed by the time and my counting is very poor since childhood I'm going to lose my job" "Leave this 10,000 job" " Do you hear about Parana Builders" "Yes" "My daughter engaged over there" " Koko show him that map" " Yes" "They purchased the Property that is behind the Varsua Pump House" "But only this yellow house is not for sale I Said, I'm going to buy it" "Just count it as a wedding gift" "This Bungalow is on liaison for 99 years" " Next month lt's expires - lt's going to renewed" "Don't send the renewal paper's" "Default it" "No..." "No...." "It can't be done... lt's a question of reputation I already committed it I need this bungalow" "Now it's over you" "You choose the difference between this valet and bullet" "Ask for the price?" "Ten" "Ten..." "Just ten... you take twenty" "Koko give him twenty thousand" "New notes..." "Happy..." "No..." "No..." "One million... 30 thousand" "Nine hundred thousand" "Thirty one I m leaving" "Leaving I'm kidnapped you" "Pistol is in my hand and that one is sitting brake few bones in a day" "Brake it..." "Brake it..." "You must've some fear" "Look Lucky Bhai...." "Midway..." " Five hundred thousand" " That's right" "Now your's not mine...." "midway... 2,50,000" "The deal is done" " Offer him sweets" " Yes" "With best complements" "Circuit...." "Give Munna good news" "A bungalow evacuation order..." "Where is he..." "Bhai (Brother) can't work till 9:00am to 12:00pm is he rise late..." "He can't sleep now these days" "He is low..." "Low..." "On the river bank all the day lt's very cheap... flags are empty... use it... lt's not like that..." "He's listening radio over there" "Radio..." "What's special on radio" "Our Madam is on the radio" "Good Morning Mumbai" "This is Janvi on worried famous radio" "My today's message before leaving" "For all of them are running in the city" "What to do in the race of the city lf that's the life then what is death" "The reason being late for the train in first rain knowing everything about the serial characters... but don't have time to care about your mother..." "Now..." "Can't walk on the beach sand 108 channels are on without enjoyment" "Connected to the Global village with internet... but can't know who's in our neighbors..." "Life's full with Mobile and Land line but don't have that line that connects you with your best friend" "Remember last time when you see the sunset and remember when the evening is over" "So Friends... why you wants to run in the race" "Wow..." "Janvi lf this is life then what is death" "So Good bye Mumbai now it's time to go" "Bye bye Janvi" "See you soon tomorrow 100% right here right now" "Friends till then don't worry be happy sayonara" "Remember this tomorrow is 2nd October and we're having the Mahatma Quiz" "Who ever wins be my special guest" "Yes, I'm going to invite him for an interview in my studio." "So bye bye and don't forget to tune in tomorrow at 9:00" " Bhai" " Circuit" "What happened on 2nd October lt's dry day" "Do I purchase the stock" "Dry day why?" "It's holiday I'll find out don't take any tension" "Birthday Bhai 2nd October is the happy birthday of Bapu" "Who's Bapu" "Bapu Means Mahatma Gandhi" "The Person on the bill..." "correct he is the one..." "What else do you know about him" "He don't have any muscular body but he was very daring I only know that much" " Bhai he over ruled English men" " What" "Everybody escapes do to his fear..." "He gives us freedom ls he in army?" "Bhai, I can't see his Photograph in uniform" "And his close-up is on the note" "Look..." "A quiz on Bapu is on radio tomorrow I can meet Janvi lf I win" "Madam..." "Bhai, it should be done" "Circuit..." "What shirt l'll wear" "Bhai, don't take any kind of wearing tension" "Nobody can see your shirt on radio" "Correct" "Concentrate on you voice Bhai" "You voice should be prominent" "Are you going to impress her?" "Concentrate Bhai and I'll going to take care of everything" "Janvi Ji, I'm Murli Persad Sharma I'm fine and how's about you" "Don't be afraid it's very simple" "On radio she's going to ask the question's about Bapu" "You answer them" "Right..." "Collect the prizes for the right answers" "Look... that's not fair I' m late for the college" "Professor... these people go to your home to say hello to you wife if you go to the college" " We can take what we want" " Yes, Answer perfectly and take what ever... you want, that mixer, that gasket, that stove" "Janvi Ji, Your voice make me mad" "Bhai, they really think that we are  vagrants if you use this king of language" "Do as they professor do" "Hey..." "Take out the Phone make it on redial" "As she ask question push the button" "Nobody can able to call her" "Tersu... what're you doing Come here" "Marriage..." "Not till yet" "Truth is that I'm interested in no one" "Bhai, Come on" "Alam, rise the volume" "Till that time I ask the question from each caller till he'll wrong" "And anybody who'll answers the 10 question correctly will be our winner" "Everybody is ready on his phone and our number is 22666888" "My first question" "Gandhi called by which name in south Africa by his fellows?" " lt's on Bhai" " Give it to me" "First call has been received before the question ends" " Hello" " Hello" "The network is busy write now please try later" " Hello..." "Hello" " Yours....." " Hello..." " This one Bhai..." "Why showing it give it to me" " Hello" " Hello" "Who's this?" "I'm..." "I'm Murli Parsad Sharma" "So Murli what's the right answer?" " Bhai?" " yes" " Bhai..." "Bhai" " Yes speak" " Bhai..." "Bhai..." " l'll give a slap" "Gandhi's fellows honored him by the name of Bhai in South Africa" "Murli you do have only 10 seconds" " Are you sure" " Think before answer" " Yes" " Either these Bhai's can't leave you 100 percent sure" " Hello" " Hello ln South Africa Gandhi Ji...." " ..." "Honored -..." "Honored ..." "Honored by the name of Bhai" "Well that's the right answer, congratulations!" "Now I'm going to ask you the question till that time your answer is wrong" "No chance Janvi ji" "2nd Question, How many offspring's Gandhi Ji have and their names?" " Rajeev Gandhi and lndraa Gandhi." " Wow" "Eldest Son name was Hari Lal" "Hari Lal, Mani Lal, Ram Das, Devdas" "Bhai..." "Bhai..." "Bhai I need the cooker." " Hari Lal, Mani Lal" " Ram Das" " Devdas" " And Devdas" "Wow!" "that's absolutely right." "Thank you..." "Thank you" "Now third question" "What was the difference among the weapons of Gandhi and Hitler?" " lron - lron, are you sure?" "Justice and peace" "Give me the iron" "Justice and peace" "Well done Murli" "What was the age of Gandhi when he got married?" " 13 years - 13 years" "Thirteen years" "Hey Keep this Madam Kastoor was also thirteen" "Bhai (Brother), Bhabhi (Madam) was 13 years old" "When they got married" "See the tragedy of life" "Why?" "Bhai, still a bachelor" "What kind of noise is this?" "They're my family members" "They are little bit angry..." "They said that you'll get marry because Bhai was being married at thirteen" "All that's on is wrong" " Quite you - l'm going to call police I'll can't let this happen" " Go - l'll can't let this happen" " What's your name notebook?" " Office Ranta Shawati Kurti." "Look Woti Kuti, Help each other in the life ...You've all the information regarding Bapu and we don't have it, that's why I need it..." "Right or not?" "If you need the information of Shakeel Haira, Dagro Dada, Afzal Tonda then ask us we'll not refuse you ...Swear" "Why are you hiding the knowledge?" "... instead of spreading it" "That's wrong and I'm not let you to do that I'm going to call the police" " Your cloth's are wet..." " That's wrong" " That's wrong" " Forget it" "Dry clean, Keep him dry... ..." "Bhai wins" "This year our first caller Murli Parsad Sharma win this contest" "Janvi Ji, I'm the biggest fan of Bapu (Gandhi)" "Then Mulri whish you best of luck for tomorrow at studio I'm dying to meet you" "Me too." " Good bye Mr. Sharma" " Good Bye Janvi" "Bhai wins" "Bhai, How she looks like?" "But how can he's able to see her" " lf she's tall or short" " Heavy or slim in size" "Bhai you're taking the risk you're going to mad" "Hey Inquiry where is Bhabi Ji (Brother's wife)" " Bhabi Ji (Brother's wife)" " Janvi Ji" "My self Murli Parsad Sharma contest winner" "He stands first..." "First..." "She is waiting for you over there" "Good morning" "Hello I can't here your voice" "Who's speaking I'm Murli Pardas Sharma" "Can't here you from where are you talking I'm talking from outside I'm Jainpur" "So Ok!" "what song you would like to listen" "To see a boy then" "Alright my friend from Jainpur your song is..." "Circuit..." "Move from here" "What happens Bhai?" "I'm not willing to meet her" "But why Bhai?" "My first impression is very bad I say hello... hello in the air in front of that sound proof glass I'm an idiot she's thinking that" "Bhai don't speak Mamoon (ldiot), today's you said Bapu (Gandhi)" "Tinchu Lequage, Go from here..." "Go..." "Go outside, do anything you want to do" "An emergency meeting is on..." "Go..." " l'm failed" " What happened Bhai?" "Isn't she good looking?" "No..." "She's pretty" "Artistic eyes" "What do you say that hair fall on your cheek?" " Shandy (Hair)" " No" " Curl... curl... curl..." " curl..." "That one curl moving on her cheek" "Pat her cheek with love" "Then... then... then... then..." "Then she arrange her curl with her finger behind her ear I lost my heart" "You're a jam Bhai lf you hit somebody then he's also loose his heart" "Don't take any kind of tension" "Full confidence" "Talk with politeness and with full confidence" "Who's he?" "In means polite in Hindi" "Professor Tell me that." "He said that, Bapu (Gandhi) do so many works with politeness" "Can you stop for a while" "But I'm requesting you with full politeness that wait for a while why are you spoiling our meeting" "We also do politeness I know that with politeness work has been done" " Carry On" " Use your words precisely" "Like this our country is ruined" "You can say that our country is insolvent" "Bhai use some profound words" "Like, revolutionize self-esteem" " Like this" " More words" "And talk less regarding Bapu (Gandhi)" "We don't know sufficient about Bapu we'll be ruined" "We'll be embarrassed" " So regarding Bapu" " Your's..." "Who are you?" "Are you Murli Parsad Sharma?" "I'm Polite" "Then who is Murli Parsad Sharma?" "I'm" "Then who is polite?" " What do you want?" "..." "Because Janvi Madam is looking for Murli Parsaad Sharma" "Then Get a side..." "What are you talking?" " Hey..." "Turn on the radio" " Come outside" "Good morning Mumbai" "Welcome back to you favorite show today... we're with Mulri Parsad Sharma in our studio..." "How can you know that much about Gandhi Ji?" "You can say that, I'm a very big fan of Bapu" "What kind of man he is, alone he get rid over english men" "Means he ruined them" "Not ruin... insolvent... insolvent" "What a man!" " What sir?" " ls this our Munna?" " Yes" " Rise the volume" "What do you think that people are forgetting them now a days?" "Absolutely not..." "Due to his honor we celebrate Dry day on 2nd October I can't drink if that's not a dry day" "No jokes apart, are you following his way?" "Yes I do... every day I walk three kilometers on Mahatma Gandhi Road I means to say that, are you following his set of laws?" "Total..." "I'm a true follower" "You mean that you're a Gandhi devotee" "Total and you?" "Me, not really" "But I like some of his rules" "Like?" "Like I never lie" "Then we're thinking on the same lines" "We'll meet regularly" "You never lie?" "You never lie?" "Once in 1992" "A kid lost his 50 paisa and he is crying I gave him mine 50 paisa and said that's your" "Mark my words he's heading towards politics" "What do you do?" "I'm a professor" "Professor I'm teaching history I mean your language?" "What can I do the language of the country is ruin . means insolvent" "Nobody can understand the real Hindi" "He can say that every thing is changed lt seems that one could bare a heart attack" "You means that intentionally you use that kind of language which is easily understandable by the students" "Correct" "That's every one stood first in his class" "No one stood 2nd" "Well from today I'm also following the same style, what kind of song you would like to dedicate to your students?" "Any kind of rocking song." "Fantastic Show really professor!" "Hope, my kids listen that" " Your children" " Yes I have six children" "Bhai..." "Bhai... we got to go I'm Sarkeshwar I'm a student" "Alright!" "Pull-up the chair, be seated" "Sit down..." "Sit down" "Meet My Children are they cute?" " Look..." "Look" " They are really cute" "They are expert like you in Gandhi devotee" " Who're these people?" " My grandpa's college friends?" "They've difference among their families so grandpa invite them at home" "They live at your place?" "2nd innings home named by grandpa" "He Said that, this is the last over of the life so play it on the front foot" "Correct!" "Your grandpa is great!" "I wants to meet him?" "Actually can you give him a lecture on Gandhi Ji?" " Lecture on Gandhi Ji" " Yes they love it" " How about Friday?" " Day for the college" " Then Saturday...?" " Yes" " There's a tension" "Sunday is done." "That's great" "So I'll see on Sunday I've to rush now my 7th child is coming today" " Ok bye!" "See you!" "see you then!" " Thank you..." "Thank you" "Dad!" "I hope you understand lf you stay alone that is better for you and Bindu" "Don't worry about myself" "All of them are my friends" "We'll enjoy together" "You'll take care of your wife you spend your life with her" "How much I'll live?" "Then what?" "can I come in?" "No..." "No..." "I can do it by myself" "Dad..." "Dad..." "I getting very late ok." "Son lf you get some time then remember me" "I brought up four children in single room house" "And now they don't have a single room in there four houses for there father" "You spend two hours for telling this" "What's new in it?" "It a same story of every home" "How is he crying?" "Like a girl" "The water problem of the country will solve if all the aged are going to cry like you" "Give him the corner room he is going to disturb us l'm serious and you think that I'm kidding" "The serious talks are restricted in 2nd innings house" " 2nd innings house" " Look Atma Ram" "We played our 1st innings in search of food and shelter" "Now in our 2nd innings die trying  or find a way for life I'll travel by an aero plane just once I'll pay a visit to Lahore before passing away... I'll like to see my home and my streets" "I want to be a singer I wish to see my photograph on a cassette cover before passing away I wish to marry again before I'm passing away" "Marry... are you able to bat in this age?" "I practiced Atma Ram" "Grandpa, I arrange a professor for your friends on Sunday" "Very good... very good" "He'll deliver you a lecture on Gandhi Ji" "You all need it." "Bhai, don't get tense" "Professor's will make the key and putting it in your pocket and pasting in you leg and drop it in you underwear" "Put it in my underwear?" "They ask questions and I put my hand in my underwear and take out the key and answer them" "You're talking nonsense." "Ajeet why are putting you hand in you underwear frequently" "We use the phone" "They ask the question and you said I'll be back" "Call us from the washroom" " Professor's will answer the questions" " How many times I go to the washroom?" "That is not operated by the phone" "Bhai then there is only one way" "And there is no other way" "The other radio station... over there is an item Anphwa Choppra..." "You meet her" "She talk about the Shahrukhan all day long" "Granted her children are the fan of Dalip Kumar" "You can take care of them" "Stop this nonsense." "Let me think" "Bhai we don't have any other way" "We only have five day study as much you can about Bapu" "Ok!" "I'm leaving" "Ok!" "Bhai..." "What are you doing Bhai?" "Concentrate on you studies Bhai, I'll take care of business" " Don't take tension" " Come here" "Bhai!" "you can go." "Hello!" "Anybody around" "Namshkar (hello)..." "I'm Harri Ram" "May I help you?" "Can I'm able to find some information on Bapu?" "What happens" "After so many years some one come here I' m very happy" "You can find every book written on Gandhi Ji, feel free for reading I send tea for you" "All the old books are over here" "Munna" "Who is it?" "Mohan Das Karamchand Gandhi" "Look Uncle I'm up from three nights" " Don't waste my mind" " The what else do you do?" "Unique just because of your age" "Let me study either..." "Moreover, you beat me up?" "If you slap me on my right cheek then present my left cheek, professor." "Who tell you about that professor thing?" "Tea" " Serve it to the fancy dress and ask him to be quite..." " To whom?" " That duplicate of Bapu" "Where?" "There you can't see him" "Everyone crazy come over here" "Who are you?" "You can call me Bapu" "Don't touch me" "Don't be afraid, I never harm anybody till that day" "Boss, here is some problem" "Are you not a soul?" "You can call me spirit instead of Soul" " l'm unable to understand Baap (Father)" " Not Baap (Father), lt's Bapu (Gandhi)" "You love to much with Janvi" "You'll going to her home on Sunday" "How can you know?" " Hari Ram" " Don't be afraid Son" " l come to help you" " Hari Ram I'll leave because you're afraid" "Whenever you need me call me from the depth of your heart" " l'll come" " Hari Ram" "What happens?" "There some one over there" "Who's it?" "Illusion, what is this?" "May times you hear voices due to the mental tiredness and the chemical imbalance" "See that kind of things that's not real... that's illumination" "Mahatma Gandhi was there I saw him over there" "He's the soul of Bapu lf there's a sprit then why only you're able to see him lt depends upon the mood of the sprit" "From past three nights you are researching on Gandhi without having rest and food" "That's why a restless mind show you Gandhi Ji." "What do you mean to say?" "that I'm Mad..." "Don't worry, take this medicine" " Just a minute..." "Look..." "Bapu said that lf l call him from heart... he show up I'll try" "How're you Murli Parsad" "Don't touch me Don't touch me" "Don't be afraid son I hear to help you" "Look..." "look over there Bapu Now what do you think I'm mad" "Nobody is over there Mr. Sharma I see him clearly" "It's in your mind" "Circuit, do you see him?" "Hello Bapu..." "Last time you showed up amazingly" "He's scared" "He's brave and he reorder so many guys" "Circuit, He's over here I'm offering him water" "Bapu, would you like to have cold rink, tea or anything?" "What is this?" "Don't reinforces hallucination I'm going to slap you" "Bhai Says it there it means that over there, now I show you the stars in day time" "Not really but they are you can say that Hallucination" "Come here..." "Come here..." "Bhai you may sit with Bapu I'll take care of him" "You mental hospital" "What're you saying?" "I know that there is no Bapu and why are you spoiling his mind are you making him mad?" "Give me the medicine I'll give him the doze" " Circuit..." " Bhai..." "Why Bapu only shows in front you and me?" "Because of you will power he came out from the book" "Just like Aladdin's lamp I went also along with you lt's Gandhi... that's why he says hello to us" "Don't take any kind of tension" "He spent two or there days over here and after seeing the state of our country he returns back" "Don't take any tension" "Why to spoil while thinking?" "He said, he's going to help us" "May I directed him towards the Lucky's job of that house" "Take the medicine" "Murli Parsad..." "What favour can Mohan Das do for you" "Bapu..." " Like that Bapu" " Where's the bottle I need your help... I can't kill and kidnap any one I'm weak in these kind ofjobs" "No Bapu..." "I can do that..." "Tomorrow you accompany me at Janvi's place..." "Just like that... invisible" "Like Mr. India" "They ask about your self you'll answer me in my ear" "My history is weak I do that favour for then you must do a favour for me I'll do 10 favors for you" "But do this favour for me" "Listen my job" "Bapu promise... what ever you said I'll do it... I'm giving you oath" "My job is not easy" "Bapu, Nothing is impossible in Mumbai for me" "You work has to be done" "Ok!" "I've to go... I'll be there..." "Circuit..." "No more worries" "Now Grandpa ask what ever he wants to because the history is with me" "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Thank you... I've a question Professor Saab (Mr.)" "Just a minute, just a minute... before any question we recall Bapu" "Bapu..." "Thank you... thank you..." "Take care of myself lt's done..." "It's done Now leave it..." "leave it" "Ask any question..." "Son yesterday a youngster through a stone in front of me .on the sculpture of Bapu and break his hand  and he's laughing I can't understand how can I teach him?" "It's simple .go to his home and take him from there and stand him in front of Bapu's sculpture" "And..." "And give him a stone and ask him to brake my whole sculpture" "What're you saying Bapu?" "Say what I said..." "Are you sure?" "Give him a stone and ask him to brake his whole sculpture" "Lay down every sculpture of mine in this country lay down all the sculpture of Bapu in the country" "Take off my all picture from the walls" "Take off all the pictures of Bapu from the walls" "Remove my name from every building, every roundabout, every road" "Remove his name from every building, every note, every road I you want to keep me then keep me in your hearts... lf you want to keep him then keep him in your hearts" "Understand..." "Over here..." "In you heart..." "He do so many things for us..." "He's go to Jail, do fastening and visit the whole country in one cloth" "He do a lot for us and what we do for him put his portrait on the wall and beneath it we take bribe easily" "He think we made our country stronger... just like developing countries and we ruined this country" "Son, that's not so bad" "Country is developing now these days" "What kind of development?" "Tap without water electric bulbs without electricity" "Roads with less vehicles and more gullies" "You can't walk on the footpath because of the shops" "Names are on the waiting list of the train" "Train will be cancel if the ticket is confirm" "Hospitals are without beds lf the bed is available then there is no one for care" "Nobody going to solve your complaints" "Ask the minister and he recommends Bapu.... and Bapu is busy in meeting" "Call him at home and he is in the bathroom" "When he'll meet you he ask for an application... that will be in duplicate form and then that application will in the process" "Round and round...." "Round and round... lf Bapu is present today... then he said that, country is ours... but the people are departed" "Thank you..." "Thank you...." "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Thank you...." "Thank you..." "Thank you...." "Thank you..." "Hey Professor?" "are you in love with her" "What?" "I can see it in you eyes..." "How can that possible?" "Don't lie" "You don't have control on your eyes" "Eyes see towards her side and your head faces on the other I've problem with my eyes are you afraid to tell her?" "Right..." "Me too..." " What?" "Look this..." "This is Tina..." "She is my college fellow I'm willing to marry her" "My Papa Says, lf you marry with a Non-Parse then I'll Kick out from home" "Then I married with Ferozah I meet Tina after 50 years" "Her husband and Ferozah are no more" "Then marry her" "Children says, Dad don't embarrass us" "Listen to your father first then children I do have my so I left my home and come here" "Then what's the tension" "How can I say her that I love you" " l don't understand - lsn't she says you that she loves you?" "I think so" "Look it..." "It's 50 year's old" "That's the same car" "Yes, lt's raining like dogs and cats that day lt's to dark and on the back seat of that car l kissed Tina" " She ran off" " You..." "Ask for the keys if you ever need it isn't this a lovely car Murly" "Ask why we name it kissing car?" "If you want to go for a drive then go" "Any song might be the reason to call Bapu" " Look over there - you sing love songs over here" "And Janvi fallen in love with some one else" "To whom Bapu" " There's a professor" " Who's he Bapu?" " Some professor" " Tell me the name?" "I'm going to hit him" "Professor Murli Parsad Sharma" "What Bapu?" "are you kidding with me" "That true my son she's fallen in love with that professor not you" "Tell her the truth tomorrow, she'll leaves you one day if you'll lie lf l tell her the truth then she'll leave me tomorrow" "You promise me that you do a favour for me" "What kind ofjob is this?" "tell me some otherjob" "That's my job, walk on the line of truth" "Circuit!" "Show him the way of his home" "Bapu..." "Hey Bapu..." "Lets go Bapu..." "Lets go lt's not right to walk alone in Mumbai..." "Let go" " Circuit" " Where're you looking at?" "..." " Bapu is over here" " Son, speak truth and live with honor" "Bapu, why are you wandering here and their if we miss the last local train then we go by taxi" "Circuit... you are drunk" "Take his hand and go I can't see him then how can I'm able see his hand" "I find Bapu..." "Let's go" "Bapu, wandering at late night must effect your health and make dark circle beneath you eyes" "Sit down..." "Ok... bye bye...." "Drop him..." " Whom I'll drop - l don't know" "The path you choose brings trouble for you one day" "That day call me I'll come" " Hello" " Hello" " Yes Janvi" " Hey Murli, where are you?" " ln college - yes" " l'm taking class" " Guess what I'm in your college" " But why?" " To meet with principal" " Why?" " First meet me then I'll let you know" "Look, I'm coming don't meet with principal" "Why?" "Look... wait for me in the canteen I'll be there in 10 minutes" "Ok..." "Please" "Ok..." "Relax..." "I'm waiting you over here" "Circuit..." "It emergency..." "Move" " Hello Janvi" " Hi Murli" "Look don't trust on this principal he's very talkative, sometimes he's going to unbearable" " ln my class, he asked who are you?" " Relax" " Why are you so exited?" " Excuse me" "Just a minute I'm busy unmannered... you come to college once in three months" "And you sit in the canteen all the day" " Go..." " Who's he?" " Go in..." " He..." "He's a professor" " Who's he" " Must be his father" "But why you meet with principal" "Tomorrow is the birthday Atama Ram Ji and I through a surprise party" "Atma Ram... dropped by his son in front of home" "Humm..." "Hari" "Hey barber shop..." "Go..." "He miss him a lot" "Continuously he dial his phone and he don't respond and don't call him back" " Good morning Sir" " Good morning..." "Good morning" " Bye bye sir..." " Bye bye..." "Bye bye" " Do you know that principal..." " Good morning professor" " Good morning..." " Good morning..." "Good morning" "Wow..." "Professor your style of teaching" "He's going to spoil the whole scene I'm little bit busy Dobay Ji" "You will be the principal..." "Principal" "Do you see the principal?" "is he look like a principal" "He's a fool, do you see his wearing he's look like a laundryman" " We all are laundrymen in front of him" " Mr. Dobay" "Madam Phatkehli is calling you" "Thank you Bye...." " Who's she Madam Phatkay - l'm going to slap you 25 paisa Chicken and 75 paisa powder That much over acting move from here" " Good morning sir" " Good morning" " Do you know what to do?" " Yes Bhai" "Hello I talk with Harri, He said he can't come" "Atma Ram ji is really low I really wants to cheer him up" " Ask principal to call the police" " Police" "Without any reason he can't leave me" "But what's the principal connection with this story" "Principal and Atma Ram ji are old friends I'm going to invite him I think that all the friends enjoy together" "That principal is a very depressing person, he attempt suicide three times" "Take less food instead of sleeping pills" "Tino..." "I'm Shyam" "Look towards you glasses you're confused due to black shirt" "Hey..." "Where is he..." "Hey..." "Where is he..." "Do you see him?" "Call the police..." "Call the police..." "Call the police..." " Call the police..." " Look at him..." "Student don't done his home work and he's calling police" "Right now he's over here right now he ran off" " He's the principal" " Bhai Let's go" " Sir should we start the class" " Sir should we move" "Now I've to go because the 2nd class is on" "Don't get tense, I'll bring a surprise which makes Atma Ram Ji happy" " Hey You - l'm coming sir... coming" "Hey Full moon will like to race" "Let's Go..." "Come..." "You get prepared for the birthday you need smile on Atma Ram's Ji face its my problem now its done hey Taxi..." "Where is he...?" " l'm looking for Harri Desai" " Your name?" " l'm Murli Parsad Sharma" " What kind of work?" "It's private" "He's in a meeting if you have any message then give it to me" "Tell him that the work has been done that dead body is in the trunk of the car behind the bungalow I'm here for the payment" "Where are the office?" "don't take tension" "Ok Fine, we'll meet in theater on Sunday, remember 3 to 6" "Make it 6 to 9 5'o clock is you father's birthday" "You bring the cake and write on it happy birthday Papa" "Ok, See you on Sunday... bye..." "You..." "How can you come in?" "From the door, are you coming from the window?" "Ok leave this... what kind of a gift you bring for him" "Look, please don't interfere, it's my family matter" " Ok" " Don't show your anger on birthday" "How many birthdays of your father celebrated for you just come for half an hour and say happy birthday to him" "Smile will be on his face all day long" " Please Come with..." " Yes..." "Go...." "Go..." "Tank you very much..." "After you..." "Good bye..." "Get out..." " What do you mean by get out?" " Out" "You didn't want to understand that..." "You want to fight me..." "You want to fight me..." "C'mon..." "You know I was used to be a boxing champion lf you're a boxing champion then I'm a slapping champion" "Little bit up..." "little bit left..." "That's Uncle fault, if he slaps you six and seven times your childhood  then today's not come." "Hello..." "Hello..." "Bindu" " What...?" " How are you honey?" " where are you?" " l'm outside from my office." "Do one thing..." "Order a birthday cake and happy birthday Dad will write on it ... and beneath it write Haari you beloved son" "Darling..." "Isn't it necessary?" "Honey try to understand he's my father" "But darling" "Just shut up do what I say organize a birthday party and buy an expensive gift and send the carpenter at my office I need to fix some grills into my balcony Urgent..." " Now take it off" " Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday dear Atma Ram" "Happy birthday to you..." "You're the best dad ever" "We forget you never" "Happy birthday to you dearest dad" "Happy birthday to you..." "How can you do that?" "I go to his office and teach him with politeness and he understand" "He fought if I was not there" "He's going to slap him and hang him upside down from a 12 story building" " Then he can't come" " This is really unbelievable" " Thank you so much Murli I've another surprise for you?" "Can you accompany me for an hour, tomorrow?" "Where?" "Bobby Uncle, can I have your car keys" "Lucky I hear this, that in every 2 seconds a child is born in India" "Might be then?" "That means in each second some one going to marry" "Then?" "Then in every half second a boy tells his heart feeling to a girl" "It's up to 2 months and I don't have guts to talk" "What to talk?" " That" " That" " l mean that..." " What that...." "That..." "That I like you very much" "Will you be my wife?" "Do that work which suites you ...evacuate the bungalow, break the bones and I'll talk to her father for your marriage" "Her father died, she lived with some six or seven aged peoples" "Where she live?" "We don't know where she lives" "He don't take us over their, he went alone" "That's the address and that will be the house which will be evacuated" "Give it to me..." "Sir Ji if they don't have the address then how come they find it" "Like you born in this worried without any address" "Ask you mother you born with a map in your hand" "Munna you leave this work, you need to relax" "Do one thing, take her and move to Goa" "Goa!" "It's a very romantic place, Sea waves, on them a motorboat and both of you are in that boat" "All alone..." "Girls are very emotional" "Take her far away to the sunset and ask her marry me or leave the boat lt's my boat, she's not die alone in the water" "Why she go alone with us?" "No..." "No..." "No..." "Not alone Take all the aged along with you" "Koko my dear, arrange the Goa air tickets and hotel I'll pay the dues lf You consider me as friend don't think go to Goa and don't come back without give her the engagement ring" "I'll evacuate the house" "Ok" " Done" " No and yours I call her and she's out Saroon says" "Why she's left with a smiling face" "What you think it's a joke" "What...?" "You're just bamboozle" "You go to tell her a joke in the car" " Give me the keys - lt's in the car" "Careless bugger, you left the keys in the car idiot... stupid..." "Hurry up, pack your bags we're leaving for Goa" " Goa..." "Goa..." "Goa..." " But why...?" "A wedding ceremony" "Wedding..." "Who's wedding?" "You tell them I can't" "All of you favour that or not?" "No..." "No... but we want to know who's wedding is this" " Listen..." "Listen..." " No..." "No..." "Who's marriage tell us?" " l can't tell" " Where you people going?" "Tell us, we'll not say anything" "Tell us what's the matter it is?" "Why you can't tell me who's wedding is this?" " who is he?" " Surprise gift" " Bobby's Tina" " Yes" " Janvi" " Hi Murli I wants to tell some important thing" "Come down please" "What?" "What're you looking for?" "Something important" "This ring?" "How can you find this ring?" " will you give it to some one?" " lt's a ladies ring it means I'll give it to some one" "That means you like a girl in Goa" "Yes" " Her name starts from 'M'" " My name starts from 'M'" "Then it's starts from 'J', I'm so jealous" " Don't take tension" " Lucky girl lf l like some one that means she is lucky" "Off course Murli" "Janvi I've to tell you a very important thing" "First give this to that 'J' then tell me your important thing lt's very important to tell her before giving her the ring" "Then tell her?" "Janvi, don't say no lf the answer is No then about turn and go" "But don't say No I don't say No" "Janvi, from my heart I'm..." " Take it... take it" " Sorry" "Hello...." "What..." "When..." "Who can do this?" "Murli someone enter in the home and evacuating it" "Hello... call the police right now" "Which builder from where...?" " Hello Bhai, where are you Bhai..." " someone entered in janvi's home l'm going to kill him" "He can't enter his own home you just give me the address" " Look..." "That Versowa - l'm in Versowa, don't take tension" " Which road?" " Jetty road..." "Jetty road..." "I'm on Jetty road..." "Ram Bhova take out the vehicle" "Plot no. 22 yellow bungalow" "Which...." "Which plot Bhai?" "Plot no. 22, hurry up?" " We're evacuating this house" " Are you going mad" "What can we do Bhai, Lucky Singh ask as to do that" "Enough... paste film stars in these kind of poses paste our leaders and politicians in these kind of poses" "And I want one with Queens of U.K." "Like this pose only as it is pack" "Go..." "Why are you so happy?" " Yes - l got the 2nd innings house" "How can you get it...?" "Khorana Ji is trying for it since 2 years" "He do business with consultation of his fortune teller I tell him don't put this project over here" "But No, He said Maharaj says that it'll be here then what can I do?" "He purchased 7 billion rupees land around this house lf he unable to buy this house then these 7 billion will be wasted" "Sir Ji, Khurana here?" "What timing..." "Look his smiley face when I'll show him the key" "2nd innings house is yours" "Consider it a wedding gift" "Lucky Sing Ji, this wedding can't be done" "What're you saying?" "I make the horoscope of your daughter she's unlucky" " Then...?" " lt means if that wedding is on then..." " Sunny will be destroyed" " My daughter will turn any home into heaven and make all the family decease lt's very clear in the horoscope that if this wedding will happens" "Sunny can't live more then a year" "That's confirm..." " Khorana Ji..." "In this century - l can't ignore his fortunetelling" "What ever we are today it's just because of Battook Maharaj" "We lost our factories" "He said, put one more 'K' in Khorana" "Look... today where're we if your daughter born after few hours then the fate will be different" "Bad timing Ji... lf you gave birth to simran after 5 minutes then the date was changed" "How can date been changed" "Simran was born at 1 1 :55 correct" " Yes lf you hold on for five more minutes then 7 April changed in to 8th April" " Understand my words?" " One minute..." "One minute" "Your daughter was born at 1 1 :55am in morning" "No..." "No... at 1 1 :55 pm" " lt was night" " No..." "No... you tell me..." "Look..." "Look that... lsn't it written over here" "Subramanian Chacha" "Subramanian" "Our typist now he's def" "He's lip-read the dictation am, pm shows same in lip-read am, pm lt's a big problem" "He writes lawyer as liar and risky business as whiskey business" "Once I tell him that wrote down the cement Supplier "send us an email"" "He wrote, Send us a female and he sends because of the order" "Very embarrassing situation in office" "Koko buy a big machine for Subramaniyum's ear" "Who's Subramaniyum?" "Buy two machine for both ears, its doesn't makes any difference lf l whisper, he can get me loud and clear" "Thank Koko..." "Thanks... lt's a pleasure that Simran is unlucky" "Aunty..." "What a time of her birth..." "Well done..." " Now take the keys" " No..." "No... wait a minute" "Key will be taken on wedding day at 10:27 pm" "Ok..." "Offer them sweets..." "Offer them sweets..." "Congrats..." "Congrats...." "Final..." "Final..." "That's it deal it done..." " You know that" " What?" "That Janvi lives in that bungalow" "You cheat me and send me to Goa" "Tomorrow if I'll enter in you house and says that's mine then" "Look..." "Look Madam, property liaison paper are on his name" "He's having the possession" "You must serve a notice before transferring the liaison" "Look BMC must serve you a notice you check it from the post office" "Oye Munna, house has been evacuated peacefully lt's don't look nice to have a fight with aged" "Look..." "I'll give you a flat in Vevar" "Fresh air..." "Good for Health flat" "Give it to her from your side" " She'll be happy" " You don't help us" "Look Madam we can't do anything, go and hire a lawyer" "Go" "Give me the bungalow keys" "Look Munna...." "Listen... I give my words to Khurana lt's the matter of my Simran's wedding" "Don't shatter it" "Look Lucky if you need this then I'll evacuate the bungalow of chief minister for you" "But please leave this bungalow for me" "You leave that girl for me I'll arrange your marriage with some Miss. India..." "Happy" "Don't put Janvi in it..." "Lucky" "Yes or No" "Your love at one side and my business at the other" " Don't mix it" " You mix it Lucky" "Now I'll take over that bungalow" "Today I takeover the bungalow" "What ever you wants to do, do it?" "Who take them to Goa?" "You..." "Who evacuate the house...?" "Your friend..." "Professor Saab should I tell her about your subjects" " Hello" " Hello" " Hello..." "Hello..." "Baloo is there" " Wrong Number" " Sorry wrong number" "Now you can go and do what ever you wants to do" "Take a side" "Just chill Chill..." "Just chill..." "Just Chill chill..." "Just Chill..." "Sorry Bhai, we done a mistake I'll call you but I think that I going disturb you lt's a small job and I here as a care taker" "Bhai why are you spoiling your mood" "Leave it now..." "Bhai, I'll going to explain her, don't get tension" "Don't get any tension" "What're you going to explain...?" "What're you going to explain...?" "That I'm a gangster, that's what you explain" "Not single job can be done correctly" "How are you?" "Take to much time to call me" "Look Bapu first time in my life I'm stuck like this" "Save me right now with the help of any idea" " There is only one solution - what?" "Kidnap Lucky's daughter and then bargain with him I rejected this idea yesterday" "Then fire four bullets in the chest of Lucky" "Bapu do you've any problem with me" "Why you gave me all the false ideas?" "They're not mine there're your's ideas" "You can do as same till today" "You can't follow my path ...there is no need to ask you" "Ok..." "Ok Bapu, lets carry on tell me about your way I can try this" " You can't do that" " Why not Bapu?" "I'm very much daring" "My way is not easy but it's confirms success" " can I get the bungalow - l'll give you my words" " Janvi will not leave me" " She moves with honor besides you" "You do have that much confidence then ask me what to do?" " Ask for forgiveness" " Forgiveness" "To whom?" "It's necessary to ask for forgiveness I wants to see your courage" "What?" "It's easy to slap but it's need courage to ask for forgiveness" "This not the rite job for looser" "Go son..." " What are you doing over here?" " Nothing Bhai" "Since morning I'm Missing mom so that's why I'm here I've to say something to you" " Yes Bhai..." "Say it" " Don't think that I'm drunk" " What happen Bhai?" " Turn this side" "Don't see in my eyes" "I want to say sorry I can't sleep at night all the past memories are revolving in my mind" "Remember that, when I was hit by a bullet in my bally I can't sleep at night" "I said to you that I missing Mom" "You take care of my emotions and I slapped you" "I'm also mad I wish to eat Chinese at 3 o'clock midnight" "And you kidnapped the Chinese from a five star hotel" "He cooked very delouses noodles and I Slapped you" "Forgive me friend" "Don't speak like that" "I'm sorry" "Bapu..." "Thank you Bapu..." "My heart is light now" "Now what do to do next?" " Lucky will be handled politely" " This job is really hard" "Don't take tension, Bapu is here" "Look..." "Lakhbair Singh do something erroneous" " What can we do know?" " Madam we're here" "First we file the suit illegal possession of property, we show him our strength" "But how much time it'll take to get back our house" "At least 15 years" "No..." "No Madam not more then six months" " Why we are here" " Give me grantee" " More or less 2 or 4 months - 2 or 4" "More or less" "Look... this is a matter of court and law..." "Sometimes mishaps happens like transfer of Judge, dates, we're not sure" " Give me a total - 4 to 5 years" "Ok take six years but write it down" "No..." "No lawyer can write this on paper" "You ask for six months and can't give the grantee of six years" " Go..." "Move from here" " Where" " l arranged a lawyer" " What lawyer?" "He's a great lawyer, he studied in London and practiced in South Africa" "He said, don't use harm ways be a Gandhi devotee" "That Ghuju Swine...." "Taking over my clients from the gate" " lf enemy gives you harm then give him a smile" " Ghuju Said this?" "Hey Said that, lf someone slaps you on your left cheek then give him your right cheek lf you do that, it controls his anger and raze your respect" "He also said, if you try win's your enemy heart then there is no need of lawyers" "Who said this?" "Who said that?" "Move..." "Murli, what are you doing" " Gandhi fellowship" " Means opposite of bully" "Lucky thinks we going to fight with him but we do the opposite I'll send him the flowers" "Good Morning Pops" "Junior Khorana sends red roses for you" "Sunny send this, that impossible" "Why?" "do you have a fight with him" "With Sunny..." "Never..." "Then?" "Batook Maharaja tells khoranas that roses are unlucky for them" "Khorana uncle, cut all the roses of his home and he changed the name of her sectary from rosés to chambali" "How can sunny bare his father because his father is a good man" "He's a little bit superstitious, but its ok" "Little bit... without any fortune decision he can't go to washroom" "Already he placed two "KK" before his name now I don't understand should I call him Khorana or K..." "Khorana lf behave like him will bare me" "You also expose your self all day" "Like this..." "Like that...." "Like this" "Then sometimes with Ashwerya, Bush and Queen" "But I still love you" "Because you are a good man" "Come here..." "Come here..." "One Minute" " Then who send these flowers?" " Might be you beloved sectary send them" " Don't be ashamed" " Mom" "Dad that's for you a get well soon card" "What happens to your health?" "I've a gastric problem in my stomach that's all" "Now she's sending the get well soon card along with flowers for your gastric problem" "Munna Send these" "Don't touch...." "Don't touch..." "might be he placed a bomb in it" "Every get down..." "Duck...." "Stop it POP, something is written in it" "My lawyer said that, fraud is a disease" "You don't know how much that infects you I'm going to cure you till that time you'll be alright look from you window..." "Munna" "Talk...." "Talk..." "That hard night will be over and Lucky you going to loose it" " What kind of drama it this Munna?" " That's the right way" " We're not going to fight you till that time" " Till when... that you're doing wrong" "One should be present in front of your home if one slips down the other will fill his place" "We'll pray for your cure" "Get well soon Lucky" "Go... and get our home keys" " Come here" " Yes sir" " Hello" " Beat them all" " No..." "No..." "Bapu says, if enemy hits you on you right cheek then present him the left one" "Here it is..." "Look nothing is happens" "Bhai he done it" "When slapped on both cheeks then what to do?" "That's not addressed by the Bapu" "Munna, let them do..." "But you don't fight them" "That changes the mood of your enemy" "His odium decreases and increases you respect" "Show him that we can't hit him" "Neither we're going to leave our path" "Go Munna and ask him for forgiveness" "We'll take back the house with peace, if you do some thing wrong then we going to give you a bamboo" " Say sorry to him" " But why Bhai?" "Look..." "Bapu says if I do this then it'll decrease there odium and increase our respect" " Say sorry to him" " Bapu going to shatter our business" " l'm sorry" " Now get up we're sorry" "Get up or I'm going to hit you" " Bhai" " Yes" "We take over 1 15 houses" "52 Kidnappings" "More of less we broke 250 bones but never sentence to jail" "First time..." "First time..." "We say sorry to some one and sentence to jail" "Public going to laugh at us" "Our reputation is ended lf you sentenced to jail after murdering some one then it'll increases your respect?" "But the must charged us in kidnapping" "Do you know that...?" "Bapu only made the salt and he sentence to jail directly" " What about his reputation" " No..." "His reputation increases buy the which he spent in the jail because he's right" "If we sentence to jail after doing right things then..." "Then our sculpture will place in the park after death" "Our photo will on each note" "Roads named after us" "Our stories publish in the text books" "Chapter Six, Munna and Circuit" "Leader's quote us" "Munna and Circuit will remebere till Armageddon" " On our birthday..." " Bank holiday" "All the country celebrate dry day" " No..." "No..." " No..." "No... dry day" "You are free to go now, you're bailed" "Thank you..." "You bailed us" "No Murli, Thank you..." "You jailed because of us" "Emotional movements" "One night is enough or you need the sentence for whole life" " Then a city will named after us" " Yes" "Naag Pur..." "Kan Pur..." "Munna Pur" "Ahmedabad..." "Hyderabad..." "Circuitabad..." "Jam Nagaar..." "Ullas Nagaar..." "Munna Nagaar..." " Why are you worried - you underestimate our strength I've police, power and money, what do you have?" "I've Bapu Uncle... and I've the radio" "Well Come...." "Mumbai, welcome to our new show Bapu's Magic" "Before 100 year a noble man was came in our country" "Mohan Das Karam Chand Gandhi" "Bapu taught us the right way of living" "Today we all are forget this" "Consider this that Bapu is with me in the studio lf you've any problem in your life then ask me I'm going to solve it like he do ln return we need your support" " Our one friend is very sick" " He is in l.C.U" "But he's not ready for treatment lf you all tries then he'll understand" " Then give us a call" " Bapu that's live" "Please understand..." "Wow..." "Our first call" " Dropped" " No..." "Dropped intentionally" " Dial this number again" " Ok" " Hello - why you disconnected?" "What's the problem?" " What can you do?" " Try it my friend" " l need 7 hundred thousand rupees" " But Why?" "All waste my fathers money in share's business" "My friend Says, They going to be doubled" "He was saving the money to buy a home" "From where l can find the money" " lt's very easy" " Simple" " How?" " Spend less and work hard" "Save each penne and return them back" "Look... work hard, and save the money" "That's not a solution it's takes ten years" "What can I'd right now" "First dare to speak the truth in front your father" "Look... dare to speak the truth in front of your father" " lt's better that I'll suicide under a train" " Are you mad?" "You do the mistake and your father will suffer" "He will be happy when he'll see your body?" "The shoulder used for your enjoyment you want that should lead you to sanctuary" "He don't believe that you're gone for six months" "He'll dial your number frequently thinking this that you'll receives his call" "You're in no men land" "Then, What can I do?" " What is your name?" " Victor" "Victor D'suza" "Look Victor..." "He's your father" "Don't hide anything from him, he's your father" "One morning I wake up and I see that my father was gone I've a lots of thing to share with him" "But I'm unable to share it" " Where is he - ln his room" " What's he doing?" " l don't know" " Door is closed" " Open the door and get in and say..." " But - l told you open the door and get in" "Don't think... get in" "Get in Victor I told you that Open the door and get in" "What happened now...?" "Now you do some thing wrong again" "Why are you standing like this...?" "Tell me what happened" "Talk" "is there any radio in the room" " Yes" " You're talking with whom" "Switch on the radio" "Mr. D'suza your son wants to tell you something" "All the Mumbai city is on..." "Now tell him Victor" "Talk..." "Daddy..." "I wished that I can able to tell you each and everything" "Don't look sideways Victor tell him the bottom line" "Talk..." "Daddy..." "I lost your 7 hundred thousand rupees in share's business" "Mr. D'suza don't beat him lf you slap him he'll be afraid to speak truth in his all life" "Daddy I'll quit this share's business I'll do any job I'll throw the newspapers, taking Tuition so I can able to return your money" "Mr. D'suza I know what're you thinking" "How can he able to earn 7,00,000 while throwing news paper's in the morning" "But think that Mr. D'suza that's your Son come back" "He's going to suicide on railway track" "Now you see his life is right on the track" "Dad, Uncle Frances own three cabs everyday he needs a driver will you recommend me" "You're not feel awkward dad if I drive a cab" " l can't drive it near by home" " Now stop this..." " You want me to cry" " Go in" "Give me the phone" "Hello..." "I don't know who are you and I don't know what you said to my son I only know that, my son is mature today" "God bless you" "Bhai he's our brother lf you like our show then send flowers to our sick friend" "And write "Get well soon" on the card" " Write down the address - 41 ...." " Hello" " What're we listening on radio?" "Munna he's a gangster and he's trying to extract some money from me" "Look..." "If this house is illegal then we don't need it I've the legal paper of that house" "According to stars the house is alright for you, so keep it" "They launched a protest in front of your house" "Don't worry this protest will ends tomorrow" "Be careful... don't spoil the reputation" " Ok..." "Bye" "Pops, are you doing everything right?" "You're a good man" " Hello" " Hello Munna" "Look..." "You're my friends that's why this is my last and final offer" "First stop this radio nonsense and lay off the protest ln return l've a 4 point package for you" "One... for them I've a bungalow of same size and same color but in Pune" "Two... for you and her I offered you a flat in Mumbai" "Tars Flat" "Three..." "One car with drive in white uniform" "And Four..." "Admission in an english medium school for children" "They learn A.B.C and going to be real professor's...." "Just think" "Exact at 7:00 in morning I'll come on the window... lf you don't change the geography of the road..." "Then I'll tell Janvi abut your entire history" "You've all the night for thinking Munna... and your time starts now" " What can I do Bapu....?" " Will you do what I say?" "Then Janvi can't give the importance to Lucky" "Then tell me Bapu..." "Hurry up" "You tell her the truth before Lucky do" "What Bapu?" "Who ever tells her I'll lost her" "She leave me" "But you'll fear less to fight for her house" "You'll see one day she'll come back" "How can I tell her it's need courage" "When I was 15 year old.." "I lift some gold of my brother" "You steal Bapu" "God..." "Then" "Heat was broken and I can't sleep I decided to speak truth to my father then I got peace" "But I was unable to dare it" "Then I wrote him a letter l admit my fault and asked for forgiveness" "Promise that I'll never do anything wrong again" "Then your father beat you up" "No... he cried and then he tear the letter and go to sleep" "Go to sleep I was crying all the night beside him" "All the life I remembered that night" "Then your father forgive you Bapu?" "It took time but he forgive me" "Then it's done Bapu I'm also write a letter to her and give it to her at 6 o'clock early morning" "Why right now?" "Tonight I wants to see her with depth of my heart" "Tomorrow she'll leave" "At least tonight memories be with me till she come back" "Please Bapu" "Don't forget at 6 o'clock in morning" "Promise" "What are you writing?" " Letter" " To whom?" "I'm here you go and sleep" "No.." "Tonight I can't sleep" "Do you know what Grandpa said" "Child when you're sad then close your eyes and recall your happy memories and enjoy them then smile come back on you face" "Now close your eyes" "What you see?" " Radio" " Radio" "When you say good morning Mumbai on radio..." "Sarkehwar Says, then a happy smile comes on my face" "Say just once?" "Over here..." "No..." " Please" " Not here Murli No Way" "Good Morning........" "Mumbai" "Welcome to our late night show" "Tonight, on this deserted street under the dim light of sparkling stars, a little bit surprised, a little bit worried professor Mulri Parsad Sharma" "Breaking news, ln his pocket there's a love letter" "Let me take a guess, whom the professor has written to" "May be to me" "May be he wants to say something to me and he's thinking how can he say I know what he wants to say" " You don't know" " Then say it..." "Not Now..." "Tomorrow at 6 o'clock" "I know what you say..." "But I want to see how can you say it" "Say it like way it'll be remember through the life I'll wait till 6 o'clock" "Rocky..." "Security..." "Send Munna in" "Well played Munna, You stumped all of them in one ball" "Now Flat, Car and driver Munna life is set Munna I say marry to day" "Send these flowers" "You're wrong lucky l told her the truth" "Now my heart is light I've no fear of you are you telling me the truth?" "I'm thinking how can I able to stump you and you're head wicket" "Match is still on Lucky till the time hand over me the bungalow" "Alone..." "Your team left you" "Still I've a solid player... no googli of yours can get him out" "Which Player?" "Bapu" "Who's FATHER?" "The nation's father" "Mahatma Gandhi as the Bapu possessed you" "Bapu can't walk now these days" "Not on these days to" "Remember this, he was shot dead by some one" "Who wins... that one who shot him or that one who take them" "Correct...." "To whom dry day may observed who give up or who take it" "Correct... whom sculpture is in the park" "Correct..." "Whom photo is on the Note" "To whom you're talking to" "Lucky Just a minute..." "Look..." "I'm telling you a top secret thing I can see Mahatma Gandhi" "What ?" "Look..." "He's sitting beside you" "How's he looking towards you" "Who's looking?" "Mohan Das Karamchand Gandhi" " Can you here him..." " No" " Bapu once more" " Mohan Das Karamchand Gandhi" " Can you here him..." " No" "Look...." "Look..." "Look... lf you can't be truthful then Bapu can't move from here" "Look Munna.... you're in the state of shock" "Go home and have some rest" "Lucky give me the bungalow" "Why are you meddle with Bapu?" "Get out...." "Get out..." "Tell him whatever he can do I can't give you the house I can break your 206 bones and take over the house" "But no..." "Now you can see my Gandhi fellowship I don't slap you neither I do bad" "But I'll take it back" "You'll give me the keys with smiley face" "Spare some space you'll receive too many flowers" "Go..." "Go..." "Mohan Das Karam Chand Gandhi" "Good Morning...." "Mumbai" "My friend is in coma" "He can't understand what's right and what's wrong" "Look Janvi..." "The show must go on lt's a big hit" "Unbelievable" " Hello what's your problem?" "Dad, took a boy for me from newspaper matrimonial" "He says, meet him once and decide" "But how can I judge him in one meeting" "He behave good in first meeting lf you wants to judge a man then see how can he behave with lower society people" " From where you're talking" " From restaurant" " Right now he's coming to see me" " That's very good lf he call a waiter like...." "..... this then leave him" "You must be Priya" " Rahul" " Priya" " Hey" " Pleasure to meet you" "What can I get for you ?" " Tea" " Sure" " Yes sir" " One coffee for me and a tea for the lady" "Lady..." "Where is she ?" "Thanks a lot Murli, lf l spent my whole life with then I'll passes away" "People of Mumbai, wherever you see Lucky Singh give him the flowers and tell him to do right..." "he going to get well soon" "Come here..." "Have them..." "Take it Uncle" "For you it's free...." "Get well soon Lucky" "He lives over my flat and everyday he come down while chewing pan .and when came in front of my door he spit and then leave lt's my desire to kill him" "Do opposite.... opposite...." "Let him spit... ln return give him a smile" "Then clean his spit in front of him" "From three days I'm cleaning his Spitting he can't understand" "Bapu says... have patience" "One day he can admit it" "Sorry..." "Long live Gandhisum" "Why you hand the flower's?" "Remove them" "Do you know everything" "Get well soon.... you say get well soon to me" "You get well soon" "I'm a retired teacher all my life I taught children that bribing each other is wrong" "Now today, An officer ask me for 5000" "He was not starting my pension for 2 years" "Now I'm... in deep trouble" "Pension is your right" " His father can pay it..." " What can I do..." " You tell me ?" " Disgrace him.." "Tell the peoples what he's doing I'm giving you an idea" "Hello (Namste)" "This is 12 hundred" "Nothing can happen in 12 hundred why you come to mess with me" "Have patience I'm giving you more" "This spectacle worth five hundred rupees" "This watch worth eight hundred" "Diabetic tablets worth eighteen rupees" " What's this master?" " Wait... wait..." "One minute" "What're you doing?" "Shirt worth two hundred" " Master Ji that's enough" " One minute" "Master Ji" " This under west" " Worth 25 rupees" "Belt worth 100 rupees" "Shoes worth 300 rupees" "What're you doing?" "That's enough Master Ji" "Please forgive me" "Please forgive me, I'm giving you the file" " Please don't do this" " Pant worth 300 rupees I'm signing it" "Moilay give him his pension" "Long live Gandhisum" " Hello" " Do you listen his programme" "Don't take any tension just switch off the radio" "We switch off the radio but can't stop his voice" "All the city quotes his words" "Yesterday My driver spit on the road and four guys came and cleaning his spitting with smiley face" "He's mentally unstable he's mad" "You say's that he's a gangster" " Yes he is - ls he gangster or mad...?" "He's a mad gangster I don't think he's mad or a gangster" "All the city is supporting him" " Tomorrow he'll leave the city" " You told me this before" " Give me 24 hours - l'll prove that he's mad" " Hey KoKo" " Yes sir" " Arrange a press conference" " Press conference invite Munna to..." "Tell him, I'm going to give him the 2nd innings house" "Look..." "I've the papers of that house I've the possession" "Legally speaking that house is mine" " Be seated" " Thanks..." "Thanks..." "When it's came to my knowledge that Mahatma Gandhi Ji was also interested" "Then I said take the keys" "That much big personality requesting how can I refuse" "Munna..." "Tell them you can able to see Mahatma Gandhi Ji" "That's true I'm not lying" "They are like good friends" " Murli Look" " You tell them about my secret" "Ladies and Gentleman he's right I can see him in reality" "I learn so much from Bapu I'm going to beat him" "But Bapu says..." "No..." "Deal him with politeness" "Win his heart and he'll fine" "Now he's fine today" "Love you...." "Love you ls this a joke?" "What're you saying am I talk like this in front of him" "You mean Bapu is here" "Behind me with all of his due support" "Silence..." "Silence..." "Silence..." "Please sit down I'll find out what is the truth in 2 minutes" "Mr. Murli Bapu will answer my 4 questions" "He knows the answers you tell us his answers lf he's right then we've no option to believe you" "Ok!" "Go ask me" " Question one..." "Bapu your first name?" " Mohan Das" "Mohan Das" "Your fathers name?" "Karam Chand" "Karam Chand" "Your mothers name?" "You don't know the name of your mother" "Tell me Bapu" "Who gave you title name of Mahatma?" "What is the name of your house in South Africa?" "Tell me Bapu I'm loosing my reputation" "I still have 55 seconds left" "Mr. Murli Parsad Sharma is very sick" "Due to a mind chemical imbalance he's seeing Gandhi I deal with so many cases like him" "When my patience complain they often see the dead parents, wife or there children lf Gandhi Ji is a reality" "Then he must tell Mr. Sharma the name of his mother I know you read a lot about him" "But you don't read every thing" "He'll only answer the questions which you know about" "Your Bapu doesn't what you don't know" "Now you please come here" "Go Munna..." "Go..." "There're the answers" "Take it..." "Read once and ask the same questions again from Bapu and I'm sure he'll answer" "Try it out" " Mother's name" " Putaly Bai" " Title name..." " Rabinder Nath Teagure" " South Africa house..." " Tallesti Farm" "Get well soon Munna" " Circuit" " Yes Bhai" "Circuit do you see him?" "Yes Bhai" "Right now you see him" "can you see him?" "Look... there're going there" "Hello Bapu how're you?" "You lied" "Why you lies?" "Tell me..." " What can I say Bhai?" " That I'm mad" "That doctor was right that I have mental chemical disbalance" " No Bhai - l was mad to walk in his footsteps" " l'm mad" " No..." "No..." "Bhai" "Circuit, there's no Bapu lt's chemical disbalance" " l'm mad...mad" " No..." "No.." "Bhai" "Bhai everything will be fine you go home l don't want to live here I want to go to my village" "Right Now..." "Greeting..." "Greeting" " To you to..." "Tell me what will you in the village?" "You don't know how to reap" "Bhai I do everything then what will bull do?" "Bhai..." "Bhai..." "I've an idea" "We're going to become a professor in the village" "Teaching history Bhai" "We don't know about the history" "The villagers don't know either" " Circuit" " Yes Bhai I'm missing Janvi very much" " Bhai May I turn the car around" " Yes turn around" " Listen...." "Listen to me..." " What?" "Simran is not in her room" " Let's Go" " Where?" "Any where" " Get a side" " Hello Uncle Ji" " Hello" " Hello" "don't like him" "Under west should I call your mother" "You wish to marry with somebody else" "Stop the car l say stop it" "Listen..." "I don't tell her" "Greetings..." "Greetings..." "Get a side" " What you say?" " Well I said.." " What?" " lf somebody going to ask about you ...birth time then tell him that it's am not pm" " Tell her everything" " Yes" "Go..." "Jump in front of the train" "You came for that" "Your mother will cry a lot" "She selected this dress" "Yes" "She selected it" "Papa ruining all that" "What can you do?" "What's the problem" "Say something" "What can you do?" "I've a friend who can do everything" "Janvi" "Talk with him just once" "Local passes after every 2 minutes" "What the rush to die" "Look..." "I just want to talk to Janvi once" " Then good bye Mumbai" " She's gone for the day" "You call her from you phone, please..." "She don't talk with you" "Then I'll talk to her on radio" "Get a side" " Get a side..." " Murli..." "Murli..." "Murli..." "Wait... I tell you that he is going to talk on radio" " So guys have a blast" " Hey Uncle come out I wants to talk with Janvi" "Hey you get out" "Today's no politeness lf somebody moves I'm going to make a hole in his head" "Hey watchman stay over there" "Good Morning...." "Mumbai" "Ladies and Gentlemen this is my last show" "But only for Janvi" "Now turn of your radios l wants to talk with Janvi in private" " Private" " Janvi I leaving for the village permanently after retirement" "Before leaving I wants to meet you" "Please" " Hello Janvi" " Hello Murli" " Who's this - l'm Victor..." "Victor D'suza" "Hey..." "Hey victor my friend..." "Look... you call me after 2 minutes I'm in a private meeting with Janvi it's an emergency Murli" "You again spent the money" "Sir Ji, switch on the radio" "Simran is on air I can't lie and marry I'll laid my demands" "This necessary for them to know lf something go wrong with him after the marriage then" "I won't able to forgive myself" "Take a tour of the city you see so many cursed peoples" "Wife's tired to serve them but they're still on" "Look... don't believe on this mess I don't believe but they do" "Papa should tell them the truth I hate my father" "Don't talk like this" "He's you father lf l'm going to you his name you'll say the same thing" "Don't haul up your father name in the public I Know who is he?" "He's sick" "Help him..." "Don't leave him like this" "He do all this for your happiness" "He was my hero I never think that he lie to me" "My father is a cheat I'll never go back" "Quite... ln your childhood when you lied then he ran off in a cab" " No..." "He's trying to teach you" "Punish You" "But always he'll be with you" "Just like a solid person" "Go..." "Back I'll go back then there'll be a demonstration lf don't go then there'll be double demonstration and alone your father will bare it" "In the time of hardship if somebody leave you I know how it seems" "But I don't lie and marry" "Go back and tell them the truth" "Your work will be finish" "Let me think what to do with them" "Uncle will not understand" "Tell me one thing" "Did he loves you, that much you love him I think so" "Then I'll take the grantee" "This marriage will go on" "Hey Victor take her back" "Uncle..." "I wants to say something" "What it is?" "I'll lay down my demand" " But that horoscope..." " That's wrong..." "Why you telling this right now I don't lie and marry" "Now what do you think?" "Now you tells the truth and marry" " l love him uncle" " Get out" "Get out before I slap you" "Let's go..." "What happens Victor?" "Guest are leaving Murli" "How can they leave?" "Don't go any where l'm coming till that time hear this song...." "Hey uncle" "You're doing a big mistake" "You can never able to find a girl like her for your son" "Which girl going to dare this in front of that much public?" "If she born at 1 1 :55pm then its not her mistake lt's common sense, why are you involving the fortune in it" "What do you want Mr.?" "After knowing that should we leave our child for death" "Who are you boss?" "I'm an astrologer" "Batook Maharaj" "So you're the one" "Bhai our aged men house was gone just because of him" "He come up with a new story that if this marriage will go on then the boy will die" "How can you know?" "Because I saw their horoscopes" "Might be your knowledge show the wrong side" "Not till today" "Bhai he's a god" "Do one thing, you choose the Indian cricket team" "Select them who've a century in their horoscopes" "We never lost" "On hundred not out" "You're mocking on my knowledge" "When tsunami came, earthquake came, Mumbai was underwater then where is your knowledge?" "Listen to me I'm not a weather forecaster I tell them there future" "You don't know about your future then how can you tell others" "Who say that I don't know about my future lf you know then tell us" "What'll happen with you in next 2 minutes" " What'll happen" " We don't know" "You're the astrologer you tells us about your problematic future" "Bad time... why problematic time come?" "Circuit take out you gun" "Problem" "Circuit start the game I counts till ten after ten fire the bullet" "Look you're not doing it right" " Bathook" " Yes" "You've full confidence on your horoscope" " Don't move" " No... I'm not a joke listen to me" " Listen to me" " Ladies and Gentlemen don't be afraid I'm a very peaceful man" "But I'm sure that bullet is going to through his head" "What are you talking?" "But he face no damages" "Batook bullet will go through and through" "What are you doing?" " One" " Take it off" " No listen to me..." " Two..." " Stop it" " Three" " Are you listening me or not?" " Get a side" " Four" "Take it off" " Five" " Listen to me" " Six" " Why you all people are doing nothing" " Seven" " Nobody can do like this" " Khoorana Saab do some this..." "Look" " Eight" " Nine" " Enough" "Don't speak Ten" "He's fainted Bhai" "Come over here I wants to say sorry" "Uncle" "That person who are not sure about his future then how come he tell others future" "Don't stop this marriage I'm requesting you" "Somebody try to explain him" "Somebody tell him anything I'm a mad person" "But I can see it clear that something is happening wrong" "You smart peoples can't understand this thing..." "Circuit it's better that Bapu is not in reality lf today he's here, then he'll cry after seeing this scary nation" "He died saying this that speak the truth" "But today if somebody speaks the truth then people are going to bust him" "That girl dare to do it.... then guests returns" "Go Circuit" "Go..." "Take me in I don't live among these smart people" "Go..." "Go..." "Where is Sunny?" "Sunny..." "Go..." "Dad... lf l'll marry Simran then may be I'll die..." "But if not then I must die" "Sorry Dad..." " Bhai" " Yes" "Bhai are you sure that after paying visit daily over here that increases our reputation" "Write a letter" "To whom Bhai?" "I'm sorry that I came into your life" "But what can I do?" "When you say "Good Morning Mumbai"" "Then sunlight came to my life" "and when you left after saying "Good Night Mumbai"" "Then I'll remember you all the night" "This life is wasted" "But after reborn I'll be a real professor" "And win the quiz without cheating and come into your studio" "But Janvi..." "Don't change your self" "Who saw the next life Munna?" "I wants to live this life with you I'm going to see you from studios window" "Then you remove your curl with help of your finger and place it behind your ear" "Like this" "Well next time lf l'll go to Goa" "Then I'll give you the ring in full confidence" "How can you do that?" "I've it" "Circuit I've a very big mental chemical disbalance" "Can you able to see Janvi" "Yes Bhai" "Hey Janvi Tell me where is she?" "She's there Bhai" "Behind your back" "On my back" "Yes... behind your back" "Why you lied?" "Why you said that you're not a professor" "You're the best professor ever met Murli I saw too many professors teaching Gandhi history" "Follower of Gandhisum Just one" " Third one from the left" " Which one" " Third one, 1 ... 2... 3..." " 1 ... 2... 3..." " Congratulations Bhai..." "Congratulations" " Thanks you Circuit..." "Thanks you" "We're going to hit him over here" "Already we are in the jail" "Friend" "Thanks it done" "Take this" "Then what else they've there home" "Munna and Janvi get married" "Now both of them do Gandhisum on radio" "Bobby and Tina wants a son lt's very difficult but they own Circuit" "They think they'll change him" "They changed but not Circuit" "Mr. D'suza live with honor" "Today his son buy a new cab from his earning" "Sunny married simran for 5 years" "Sunny is alive and very happy" "After seeing all this Khorana understands" "One day he lay of Batook from his work and 'K' from his name" "You think that what happens with me I was assassinated long time ago" "But my teaching can't die from three bullets" "Time will change" "But my teaching will cause chemical disbalances to somebody's mind" "Now its up to you lf you want to hang me as photograph on the wall or follow my teachings" "Now I've to go" "Somebody is waiting for me" " Lucky Singh" " Who?" "Mohan Das Karam Chand Gandhi" "Bapu..." "It's amazing..." "It's amazing" "Make my life Bapu..." "Make my life...." "But before study..." "One photo Bapu" "Oye photo studio..." "Come on..." "Hurry up..." "Expose it perfectly"