"The reason Lian is able to treat Gong Xi seriously is she completely focuses on her acting, such that no one can tell her foot is in fact injured." "Before the guest leaves, I can't collapse." "Gong Xi..." "Gong Xi!" "Please give me another opportunity, let me have another try." "Please." "You gave me 100 points?" "Despite having no talent you nevertheless go all-out." "So I had to give you some sympathy points." "Can you stand up?" "Do you need me to help you up?" "I must learn well." "Someday, I must possess acting skills comparable to this guy's." " When I said laughable," " Everyone together..." "I didn't really mean it's funny." "I meant it's an embarrassment." "Do you understand?" "Embarrassment?" "Is it as bad as that?" "It is." "To me, it is!" "You're not allowed to leave!" "I want you to wear the Love Me Dept uniform with me and be my nice partner." "Gong Xi, I have run out of other options now, so I'd like to ask you to help me." "See if you can completely undo the knot in Mary's heart." "Don't rehearse anymore!" "No one wants to watch such an idiotic show!" "Mary, how can you be so disruptive?" "I also think that the jie jie's response isn't very rational." "Let's see you act it out." "Show us how you'd interpret this Lola who resents her little sister." "Daddy will not forgive me." "Mommy's death was an accident." "It wasn't your fault." "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Love is a solo show." "Solo Solo." "For you, I want to..." "Solo." "The lights shine on me, the one who really loves you." "I practice my lines." "How do I perform flawlessly and make your heart flutter?" "No matter how many times I've suffered defeat," "I still won't turn back." "Because you have the smile I want to possess every time we meet." "Sometimes I doubt myself." "I blame myself for not being lucky enough." "I'm scared I'll spoil you with too much affection, but I'd still rather believe..." "Baby." "Love is an extravagant solo show." "I'm not afraid of ridicule." "Eventually, you'll be moved." "Love is solo." "Oh, S - o - l - o" "Love is a cruel solo show, up on the stage." "Your glance is overflowing with sparks." "Love is solo, the most beautiful extravagance." "Love is a solo show." "Solo Solo." "For you, I want to..." "Solo Solo." "Love is a solo show." "Solo Solo." "For you, I want to..." "Solo Solo." "Love is like a battle arena." "Solo Solo." "S - o - l - o" "Love is a solo show." "Solo Solo." "Love is a solo show." "Solo Solo." "What are you doing?" "You only have half an hour until you perform." "I'm not a scriptwriter." "I can't come up with any persuasive dialogue." "So that's why I'm doing other things to change my mood." "This is a voodoo doll I made myself." "Whenever I'm in a bad mood, it works well for venting my feelings." "Do you want me to show you how to make one?" "Put that away this instant!" "Are you going to admit you've lost to those people?" "I'm not, but I don't know how to act out the scene." "In that case, you shouldn't have parroted Mary just now and provoked those vicious shrews." "I wasn't provoking them, but after listening to what Mary said," "I agree that it's illogical." "Look at this." "This jie jie* was the recipient of their mother's love, (*big sister) but as a result of her mei mei's birth, (*little sister) all of her happiness was stolen away in one night." "In my mind, this jie jie should hate this mei mei intensely." "But, this jie jie who hates her mei mei so much, has to coax her by saying," ""Daddy doesn't hate you at all, Mei Mei. "" "In other words, Jie Jie doesn't want Mei Mei to continue to suffer." "That means Jie Jie also loves Mei Mei a lot." "This character is too complex." "I can't figure it out." "To be honest," "I don't care at all what your thoughts are on this character." "All I care about is that you don't mess this up and ruin our Love Me Dept's reputation." "Hold on..." "What reputation?" "What did you just say?" "I didn't hear you clearly." "Could you repeat that again?" "You want me to say it again?" "No... nice words shouldn't be repeated a second time." "Then, are you willing to help me, for the sake of our Love Me Dept's reputation?" "I don't know if I can help you." "After all, you created this problem yourself." "However... in the eyes of an actor, a script is the bible." "There's no doubt whatsoever." "An actor just needs to perform according to the script and he's all set." "Then, have you never doubted a script before?" "What's the use of doubting?" "It won't change anything." "The other actors will all follow the script to perform." "That's the only way the show can go on." "The other actors will all follow the script to perform." "Why didn't I ever think of that?" "What do you mean?" "Let's do that!" "I apologize for making everyone wait." "It's all right." "We've already prepared ourselves for this to be a waste of time." "You're not even from the industry, how impressive could you be?" "Exactly." "How you ever got into LME is a big mystery." "Of course it was by brown-nosing and shamelessly hounding the CEO." "Love Me Ba Bu is basically headquarters for parasites." "Gong Xi jie, good luck!" "Don't lose to them." "Mary." "Listen up." "If you screw up and give that herd of subpar women an excuse to look down their noses at our Love Me Dept, you're dead." "I'll do my best." "Go on." "Good luck!" "All of you just wait for my move." "If you have no counterattack, then meekly accept defeat and shut your faces!" "Angel..." "You have been blaming yourself all this time, haven't you?" "In this world, there's no one who blames you." "Every single one of you say you don't blame me." "But, in private, you say that Mom's death is my fault!" "Back then, I was opposed to having the baby." "Lily was right at the peak of her career..." "At that time, she was at the prime of her modeling years." "I can't believe that for her child, Lily was willing to sacrifice everything." "In the end, because of a child's request, she dropped all her work, and specially flew back in order to celebrate her birthday." "Mary, you're up." "Give Auntie a hug." "Come..." "Daddy, Mommy died because of me." "Didn't she?" "Of course not." "Why would you think that, Mary?" "Let's go." "I'll take you to get something to eat." "You can't trust what adults say." "That's not how it is at all." "Don't have such foolish thoughts." "That's definitely how it is!" "That's definitely how it is!" "Even now, Dad still hates me!" "At this time, in the script..." "Lola appears." "She cannot hold back the tears, but gently laughs once." "Why is it disdainful laughter?" "What is she thinking?" "What are you laughing about, Lola?" "Based on the script, Lola should now say..." "Nothing." "I merely remembered something adults often say and I accidentally laughed." "I'm sorry." "Nothing." "I merely remembered something adults often say and couldn't help laughing." "That line is exactly what's in the script..." "But the tone is completely different." "This jie jie is different from the script." "She's not gentle at all." "I'm sorry." "Such a murderous aura." "The dialogue didn't change, but the mood is completely different." "She has totally overturned the character's personality concept." "Gong Xi jie is amazing." "Next, in the script, Lola gently says," ""Angel, you're a smart child." "Before you hear what others say... "" "Angel, you're a smart child." "Before you hear what others say, you already know the answer in your heart." "Then Lola will gently say," ""Daddy is human too. "" ""Sometimes he's irrational. "" "Daddy is human too." "Sometimes he is irrational and unintentionally says hurtful things." "Angel, you ought to know that parents don't resent their children." "Angel, you ought to know that parents... do resent their children." "She changed the dialogue." "What is she doing?" "Jie Jie is supposed to make Mei Mei realize that their dad loves her." "Once that line is changed, how will she make Angel realize that her father does not hate her?" "According to the script, Lola is supposed to gently say," ""Dad actually loves you a lot. "" "Dad actually... hates you a lot." "Daddy doesn't like me." "Why do you think that?" "Because Daddy never takes me out and he doesn't play with me, unlike you." "Mary, you hardly ever see your dad, right?" "Yes." "When you see your dad, how does it make you feel?" "Very happy and also very scared." "That's right then." "Right?" "Think about it." "Your dad is usually very busy and doesn't have time to spend with you." "Therefore, in his heart, he probably feels very apologetic towards to you." "So when he actually has free time to spend with you, he becomes nervous and doesn't know what to talk about or play." "Is that what it is?" "Yes." "Your daddy just doesn't know how to behave around you, because you spend too little time together." "But, in his heart," "I'm sure he loves you a lot." "Do you know that?" "Lian is just like all the other adults." "He only says nice things to kids." "I'm not so easily fooled." "I know that for a long time now, Daddy..." "For a long time now, Dad has hated you." "Mary." "I'm crying." "I can tell." "I'm not sad, it's because Jie Jie's performance is so good." "I'm telling the truth." "I'm not sad." "I'm not." "You..." "Face reality." "Dad doesn't love you at all." "Dad doesn't love you at all." "You're lying!" "Shoot!" "I let her influence me and spoke lines not in the script." "I'm lying?" "Why do you say I'm lying?" "Because..." "All of you just wait for my move." "If you have no counterattack, then meekly accept defeat and shut your faces!" "What do I do?" "I can't counter her..." "Oh, right." "Because Dad carries my photo with him every day." "This line... "Because Dad carries my photo with him every day... "" "That's supposed to be Lola's line." "Angel was pressured by Gong Xi into speaking Lola's line." "Next, Angel's line should be..." "Dad carries around pictures of our brother and me every day too." "He doesn't just keep your picture." "They really did swap lines." "Gong Xi made Angel say Lola's lines, and then changed Angel's lines into Lola's." "She actually has the ability to make Angel automatically collaborate with her performance." "Angel fell into her trap." "No matter how busy Dad is, he always shows up for my piano recitals." "That's because if he doesn't show up, people will criticize him behind his back." "He..." "He also buys me birthday gifts." "I'm the one who picks out those birthday gifts." "He has no idea what you even like." "He doesn't care about you at all." "That's not how it is!" "Isn't it?" "Dad, he..." "He sends me messages from the States every day!" "Good morning, Mary." "Is the weather in Taipei nice today?" "Mary, I love you." "He writes the same thing every time." "But the contents of the messages are always the same, right?" "He's just humoring you." "A message like that can just be copied from old ones." "It takes less than a minute to write." "That's not how it is!" "No matter how busy Daddy is, every morning and every night, he writes me an email." "Mary." "Although every note is pretty much the same, Daddy writes to me every day..." "So what?" "Didn't you just say he writes the same thing every day?" "A letter like that takes less time than cooking ramen." "You dare to compare Daddy's letter to ramen, that's too much!" "You say that yourself all the time." "Plus the time here is different from the time in America." "But he still accommodates the times I wake up and go to sleep to write me emails." "He tries really hard!" "Isn't that what I frequently say to you?" "Maybe those messages aren't even written by your dad." "He could have his assistant write them." "He wouldn't allow other people access to his email!" "That's what I say too, but you don't believe me." "You're just lying to yourself, aren't you?" "You'll never know for sure whether your dad really wrote those messages." "I know!" "I just know!" "What's going on here?" "Will the show continue?" "Don't know..." "You just know?" "What basis do you have for saying you know?" "Do you think you know your dad very well?" "Back to the script." "Gong Xi is going back to Lola's lines." "She's acting again." "Yes." "She's back to Lola's lines again." "You've never had a proper conversation with your dad." "All day and night, you just complain that Dad doesn't care about you." "You never try to be understanding of his feelings." "Isn't that true?" "Mary, how was your day at school?" "Did you play any fun games with your classmates?" "Why does he ask the same question every time?" "Lame." "Your dad just doesn't know how to act around you." "Daddy keeps asking the same question because I don't answer him, so he doesn't know anything about me." "Is what I said wrong, Mei Mei?" "How could you understand how Dad feels?" "I..." "I understand." "You won't even talk to him properly, how could you possibly understand how he feels?" "I..." "Mary, is the weather in Taipei nice today?" "How was your day at school?" "Did you play any fun games with your classmates?" "Goodnight, Mary." "I love you." "Dad." "You're not going to write back to your dad?" "No way." "How would it be possible?" "You're a little punk who only cares about yourself and never pays Dad any mind." "How dare you say that you understand how he feels?" "!" "I do understand!" "Because at the end of every message, Daddy always writes," ""Mary, I love you. "" "But, I've never written back to Daddy." "I thought that Grandpa told Daddy to write those messages to me so Daddy doesn't actually care whether or not I write back to him." "I didn't believe Daddy meant it when he writes I love you." "Why was I like that?" "Why didn't I believe Daddy?" "Then do you understand now?" "I understand." "I built up a wall, so Daddy couldn't get through." "I can't wait!" "I want to hurry and start class." "It's going to be so much fun." "You finished filling out the form?" "Why do you keep staring at me?" "Tell me the truth, did you plan that from the start?" "Plan what?" "Did you plan from the start to swap Jie Jie and Mei Mei's lines?" "Oh, that." "Yes." "Because I felt that by switching Jie Jie and Mei Mei's lines, the rest of the play can go on." "Plus, that way Lola conveniently transforms into a resentful jie jie." "Luckily that girl who played Angel was quick on the uptake." "She did me a huge favor." "If she didn't fall for your trap and didn't say Jie Jie's dialogue, then what would you have done?" "That's impossible." "I had faith that if I just followed the script then she'd go along with the script in response to me." "Why?" "Isn't that what you said?" "You said actors all follow the script to act, so even if it's only an impromptu performance, the first thing that pops into everyone's mind would definitely be dialogue from the script." "A punk who looks so extraordinarily ordinary actually has the powerful ability to comprehend a principle like that." "Gong Xi jie jie!" "Mary." "You came alone?" " Gong Xi jie jie." " Huh?" "Did you already sign up for the training center?" "I've finished the application form already." "Now I just need to finish up the paperwork for the payment installment plan." "Payment installment plan?" "Isn't Grandpa paying your tuition fees?" "It's best if I use my own abilities, because the spoken word can be scary*." "(*idiom, refers to gossip/slander)" "What does that mean?" "It means when you say bad things." "You only wanted to fulfill your Love Me Ba Bu mission." "Your motives are impure." "Halfway through the performance, you switched to acting with the CEO's granddaughter, what was that about?" "You think you can debut by clinging to the CEO's pant leg?" "Those three people are jealous of you." "That's true." "A person like me cannot help but be the source of jealousy." "I'm kidding." "I'm already really content with being able to pay in installments." "Mary, have you decided to write back to your dad?" "Not yet." "I don't know what to write." "Plus, I don't know much about my dad." "Silly!" "Your dad doesn't know much about you either, so now you both can start to learn about each other." " But..." " Aiya!" "How about you call him?" "No!" "I'm too scared to!" "Mary, you're so funny." "What's there to be shy about in talking to your dad on the phone?" "I'm not used to it." "Why does your voice sound so distant?" "Mary!" "Oh, my goodness!" "Mary, are you okay?" "I'm sorry." "I inadvertently used too much force." " Are you all right?" "(?" "italicize)" " This punk... has way more powers than I ever imagined." "I can't allow my guard to be down again and allow her ordinary facade to make my head spin with deception." "I can't believe she actually succeeded." "A student new to performing arts was able to use a single scene from a play to release the knot in Mary's heart and enable her wound to heal completely." "Tomorrow is the first day of class, should we have breakfast together?" "I'm leaving first." "Bye." "Hey, hold on." "We're partners." "Let's leave together." "Who's your partner?" "Starting today, you're my number one enemy." "Is she angry?" "Gong Xi jie jie, good thing you haven't left yet." "I just finished cleaning up here." "I'm getting ready to leave now." "Gong Xi jie, can I chat with you?" "Yes, okay." "Gong Xi jie jie, what do you usually chat with your dad about?" "Um..." "That question is a little hard to answer because I don't have a dad." "Huh?" "I'm so sorry." "Apologize to Jie Jie." "Gong Xi jie, I'm sorry." "I didn't know you don't have a dad." "It's okay." "How about your mom?" "What do you talk to your mom about?" "Do you not have a mom either?" "I have a mom." "You scared me." "Mary, if you don't know what to say to your dad, then just tell him directly that you really miss him and want to see him." "No, I can't say stuff like that." " If I do, then the airplane will..." " It won't, Mary." "Daddy will come back safely." "Really?" "Yes." "The airplane accident that time was totally unrelated to you wanting to see your mom and your mom wanting to see you." "The problem with an airplane has to do with the airplane's health, the person flying the airplane, and also weather-related causes." "I get it." "Good." "Then hurry and call your dad." "Okay." "Grandpa, may I borrow your office phone to call?" "It's very expensive to call to America." "After I grow up, I'll be very good to you." "All right." "But, you better not forget in a few days." "Okay, I'm not like you." "Does your mom know about you joining my company?" "If it's convenient, please notify her." "Is that a rule?" "If I don't notify her, does that mean I can't stay on at LME?" "She has never cared about where I am or what I'm doing." "Since I know that is the kind of person she is, do I still have to notify her about what I'm doing right now?" "Angel, you ought to know that parents do resent their children." "Then you decide on your own," "I won't force you." "Don't be nervous." "Everything is okay now." "I can be strong." "I can." "I can." "Thank you." "You absorbed away all my sorrow again." "Gong Xi." " Executive Shen!" " Yeah?" "Why did you have to be so loud?" "What are you doing here?" "Nothing." "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Corn!" "Corn!" "Corn!" "Corn!" "Corn!" "What are you so flustered about?" "Did you see a small stone?" "A purple crystal stone?" "What do I do?" "I've lost Corn." "Hey, you're here too?" "Gong Xi, I'm sorry." "Did I startle you just now and make you drop something?" "What did you drop?" "I heard you calling repeatedly for Corn or something like that." "It's..." "It's a purple crystal stone." "I call it Corn because the person who gave it to me is named Corn." "Corn?" "Isn't "Corn" yu mi (corn)?" "Why is there someone with such a strange name?" "I don't know." "He told me his name was Corn." "When I was little, I was a big crybaby." "When Corn gave me that stone, he told me it can absorb away my sorrows." "Corn willingly gave me that stone but I lost that important object." "Oh, Gong Xi, it's all my fault." "I'll make it up to you later." "I'll go from floor to floor and search." "I'll definitely find it." "Stop crying first, okay?" "I've lost it!" "Wh... why are you like this?" "Gong Xi." "Are you referring to this?" "It has no chips or cracks." "This is great." "Corn is fine." "I've never seen Gong Xi smile like this before." "Thank you." "This stone is extremely important to me." "You're welcome." "You lived in Taitung before, didn't you?" "Why does he know this?" "Did I guess wrong?" "You're right." "But, how did you know I lived in Taitung?" "I remember..." "That stone is an ore that's found in Taitung." "Really?" "This is an ore found in Taitung?" "Why are you laughing?" "If it's a Taitung ore, how could you not know?" "What do you mean?" "Have you seen a stone like that for sale at a gift shop in Taitung?" "Are you messing with me?" "You're too gullible." "It's a miracle you've survived up till now." "Despicable." "Why does he have to mess with me every time?" "Someone simple-minded like you can easily be fooled by bad men." "Or have you already been fooled before?" "Oh..." "I get it." "The guy who tricked you is the one you want revenge on, which led to you trying out for the talent audition." "Is that it?" "None of your business!" "It looks like I guessed right." "What the heck is going on?" "Why does he keep pestering me?" "Forget it." "I'll just ignore him." "Otherwise, who knows what other awful things he'll say next?" "It's getting late." "I have to go home and rest." "Thanks a lot." "Are you trying to run away?" "It's getting late." "I have to go home and rest." "Thanks a lot." "Are you trying to run away?" "If you truly want to join the entertainment circle, then you better prepare yourself." "Matters like that will be dug up sooner or later." "If you play dumb, they'll just print even worse things about you." "You better hurry and think about how you'll handle it when the time comes." "Don't just hide in your shell like a cowardly tortoise each time." "When a matter comes up, you just tuck your tail between your legs and run away." "Gong Xi, you won't consider taking the elevator?" "Your foot is already injured." "Are you going to climb up one floor at a time?" "Hey, Gong Xi!" "I swear, if I come within even half a meter... within five meters of him, then I'm a cucumber." "No, then I'm mayonnaise and for all my life" "I'll be used by people to spread on sandwiches and paired with bamboo shoots." "I'll never be more than a minor character." "Gong Xi." "You're not taking the elevator?" "Your foot is already injured." "Are you certain you want to climb up this way?" "Gong Xi, can we take the elevator?" "Why are you staring into space?" "I'm thinking about something." "What is it?" "I was thinking how much people can change." "Who?" "This is great." "Corn is fine." "That little girl..." "But no matter what, her transformation cannot be greater than mine." "Look straight ahead." "Dong pan guan de pan pan guan, bu guan xi pan guan de guan pan guan guan de xi pan guan." "Xi pan guan de guan pan guan, bu guan dong pan guan de pan pan guan guan de dong pan guan." "Good." "Students, now pair up into teams of two." "Face each other, two by two." "The one on the left says a line and the one the right repeats it." "Listen closely to the other person's pronunciation and enunciation." "If there's a mistake then help correct it." "Okay, you can start." "I'll start speaking first then." "You have to repeat what I say." "I'll start speaking first then." "You have to repeat what I say." "Yes, yes." "Just like that." "Yes, yes." "Just like that." "Um..." "Then I'll begin." "Then I'll begin." "I think you look really pretty." "I think you look really funny." "You and I are close friends." "You and I are deadly enemies." "We are partners within the Love Me Dept." "We are competitors within the Love Me Dept." "We must help each other out!" "We must knock each other down!" "I'm going to haunt you for the rest of my life!" "If you have guts then give it a try." "What are you doing?" "!" "It's so humiliating, being punished on the first day of class." "And in such a revolting pose too." "It's because of you." "You just had to make me say those disgusting words." "I'm sorry." "I just really wanted to hear someone say to me," ""We're good friends. "" "Nonsense." "Since I was young, other than a guy I grew up with," "I didn't have a single friend." " Stupid." " Idiot." "Rotten egg." " Always coming to school with Shang..." " So annoying..." "Shang only talks to her and never to us." "The girls at school disliked me." "In elementary school, my workbooks would often go missing." "In middle school, even my seat would vanish." "She comes to school with Shang every day." "Thinking back on it now, my life feels so dark." "I actually don't have a single friend I can talk heart-to-heart with." "What about that guy?" "Don't you still have him?" "That guy..." "It's all because of that bastard... who caused me to have no friends at all." "Strange." "Why do I suddenly feel cold?" "Such an eerie feeling." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "I'm not doing anything." "Actually, at my old workplace, there was a girl named Wan Zi." "She's weird, but she has a kind heart." "She's super nice to me." "Good that you know." "Isn't that a good friend then, Miss?" "But all along I've never had the courage to treat her like a good friend." "Huh?" "It's because I hid a lot from her." "I didn't even dare to divulge where I was staying to her." "Good friends should be honest with each other, shouldn't they?" "Someone like me..." "What right do I have to call anyone a good friend?" "An apology will do." "It's too late." "Wan Zi has been accepted into college and will no longer be working there." "College?" "It never crossed my mind you would have friends of such high caliber." "But she only scored 12 points." "Is that considered high caliber?" "Gosh, 12 points?" "She must also be extraordinary to score such a mark. (*sarcasm, 12/100 marks)" "I am now convinced she is your friend." "What are you doing?" "I've turned over a new leaf." "I won't turn down any opportunity to make friends because of that idiotic guy." "You are my first female friend." "I will treasure you well." "Don't be so full of yourself, will you?" "The teacher..." "Punishment..." "I have always been a lone ranger and don't like mingling around." "I don't want to be associated with a bunch of lowlifes." "A bunch of lowlifes?" "Yes." "If you want to be an exceptional actor, you must endure loneliness." "You cannot be impeded by useless things like family, friendship and love." "I came to this realization long ago." "Okay." "Class shall end here today." "Class is over." "Class is over." "Dismissed." "We each go our separate ways and don't come anywhere near me, understood?" "That person doesn't even have a single bit of human emotion." "No, I can't give up." "I must turn her into my friend." "We belong to the Love Me Dept." "If I can't even win her over, how am I supposed to win over others and get them to love me?" "I must expunge my humiliation and make a friend for the first time in my life." "Jiang Nan Qin, hand your heart over to me." "Put out your hand." "I can't believe that after all these years, I've run into her again." "Lian, it's almost time." "We have to go to the TV station." " Okay." " Let's go." "5 meter radius... 5 meter radius..." "A little bit further..." "A little bit further..." "What's up?" "Nothing." "Executive Shen, why are you going around scaring people?" "I'm scaring people?" "I think you're the one who's scaring people." "Why are you yelling so loud over nothing?" "I..." "Oh yes, class has just concluded at the training center." "I was about to report to you." "Then great timing, I was about to look for you." "Love Me Dept has a new mission." "New mission?" "Qin, good news!" "Are you all right?" " What did you call me?" " Qin." "You're not allowed to call me that from now on." "Why?" "What good news were you speaking of earlier?" "Both of us have a chance to go on TV!" "Eh?" "This is your so-called good news?" "Yes." "Three." "Oh..." "Four." "What rubbish mission is this?" "They can get audience from anywhere on the street." "Why ask us here?" "But we might just be able to borrow this chance to make a debut." "Debut by being in the audience?" "Then all the streets in the world would be empty." "You have a point there." "But these audience don't look like they were asked here." "They are excited and enthusiastic." "I think they are Bird Rock's fans." "You two, are you from LME?" "Yes!" "We are from the Love Me Dept." "Nice to meet both of you." "I am the producer for the Bird Rock show." "Bird Rock?" "Aren't they the hosts for today's show?" "Yes." "Although they are very popular, this is nevertheless their first time hosting a variety show, so we are very nervous." "We're all quite nervous already, and then another situation suddenly arose today." "A regular member of the team couldn't come in, his absence will stick out." "We're all going crazy." "I understand." "You understand?" "You want us to step in for him, right?" "Not a problem." "Qin, are you serious?" "The Love Me Dept's objective is to help whoever is in need." "We are willing to take on any challenge." "That's wonderful." "That's wonderful." "You both are such good sports." "Let's quickly get ready then." "Here, this way please." "She's truly Qin." "It's going to be a live show." "If it were me, I would have peed in my pants." "She actually has so much confidence, how admirable." "Oh yes, if you do well," "I'll consider having you as a permanent member of my show." "Qin, you're going to make your debut!" "Wasn't it you who took the job just now?" "You must be joking." "My goal is to be Asia's top actress." "How can I possibly take on such a job?" "Then why did you agree to it?" "On your behalf." "My behalf?" "I can't." "It's a live show." "I'm not as good as you are, memorizing an entire script in 15 seconds." "You're merely receiving a famous guest." "There are no lines." "Rooster, please get ready!" "Hurry along." "It's your turn." "No matter what happens later, just act cute." "I can't do this." "I'm so nervous I'm about to pee myself." "Hey, a rooster can't speak the human language." "Crow like a rooster." "Evil!" "Quickly!" "Everyone's waiting for you!" "Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our hosts for tonight." "[Rackety Night, Crazy Rockin']" "Bird Rock!" "Good evening to all." "Welcome to:" "Rackety Night, Crazy Rockin'!" " Rock!" " Yeah!" "This is our, Bird Rock's, first time hosting a live show." " That's right." " So nervous." "So we hope that you all will cheer us on later with your enthusiasm, all right?" " Okay!" " Thank you." "Today, to us, Bird Rock..." "Wow, they're wonderful." "With just a few words, they can make the studio atmosphere come alive." "This atmosphere is really quite amazing." "Even I am feeling it." "It's as if I've unknowingly transformed into a real rooster." "Are you all feeling happy tonight?" "I must do my best." "This is my first step." "If I play my rooster role well, my path in entertainment will be bright, steady, and smooth, straight to an Oscars' gold." "First, I must win over the audience by being recognized as the most fascinating rooster in this country." "And then defeat that..." "Bu Po Shang!" "How did you guys know?" "The guest is that bastard?" "!" " Cool!" " The guest is that bastard?" "!" "Hello, everyone!" "You are my faith!" "You are my sun!" "That's wonderful." " Everyone came here prepared." " That's right." "Today, Bu Po Shang has brought along some little secrets to share with the audience." "We heard he has even specially prepared an entertaining magic show for his fans!" "This one's good." "Even if a rooster kills, it won't have to go to jail for that, right?" "That won't do." "Even if I don't have to go to jail for it," "I will be turned into rice wine chicken by his fans." " Rooster." " Yes?" "Later when you go on stage, remember to hand this to Bird Rock." "Oh, what is this for?" "Questions." "In these eggs are different questions." "They are questions the audience want to ask our special guest." "Oh." "I have a stomachache." "May I go to the restroom first?" "You must watch the clock and come back quickly, all right?" "I will." "Sorry about this." "Thank you." "Where's the chicken?" "She had to go to the restroom because of a stomach ache." "She's not back yet?" "What?" "Bu Po's interview is almost over." "I'll go look for her." " Quick!" "Quick!" " Sorry, sorry." "Miss, you're finally back." "We don't have much time." "Put this on, quickly." "Come!" "What the heck?" "They're already rushing us." "At that time I sent my audition tape to the entertainment company and they called me up saying they wanted to have a chat." "Afterwards, I made my debut." "Oh." "I've thought all along that he was talent-scouted." "So you proactively nabbed your chance for a debut?" "Yes." "I have always fought for my dream." "From a long time ago, I knew I wanted to walk the path of music." "Because that was all I wanted to do." "Oh, cool." " Fighting for your dream indeed." " That's right." "The audience around the country must be eager to know what leisure activities Bu Po Shang engages in." "Do you often watch TV?" "Other than practicing my singing," "I spend the rest of my time producing music." "I rarely watch TV." "Wow, the music prodigy is indeed very hardworking." "Very hardworking, just like us Bird Rock." " At home we are mostly quite serious..." " Who was the one who never failed to record cartoons and re-watch them 800 times?" "This is so funny." "This is really funny!" "Look, isn't it funny?" "The episode has ended, should we go to sleep?" "Let's watch this once more." "It really is super funny." "You've already seen it five times." "Play." "Quite interesting, right?" "Ja!" "The facade you've worked so hard to maintain will soon completely crumble just like the an egg with a crack." "You'd better enjoy this moment to its fullest." "Today shall be the end of your career in the entertainment industry!" "Okay, next we will invite Bu Po Shang to pick the very first question egg." "Good choice." "He chose a purple egg." "Let's take a look at what the question is." "I heard that Bu Po Shang's real name is very unique." "We've never known what his real name is." "Yes, we'd like to know!" "What is it?" "!" "Why would anyone ask such a question?" "My real name is top secret." "I wouldn't even tell most people in the company." "How could this be leaked?" "Hurry and answer it." "I want to hear you shatter your very own image in your fan's hearts." "Quick tell them loud and clear how unbelievably funny your real name is, Siong Kai long!" "My apologies, regarding my real name, I can't reveal it." "It's because when I decided to walk the path of an entertainer," "I made the decision to become a man who puts his entire past behind him." "In the future, if I were to reveal my real name, it would mean that I am giving up my identity as Bu Po Shang." "That will be the day I step down from the stage." "Oh, there is a reason for it." "Such conviction." "This is too touching!" "Crazily handsome!" "These Bu Po fans..." "What is she doing?" "How did it turn out like this?" "This is making me furious!" "Is she too excited?" "I'm really fantastic, turning a precarious situation to my advantage." "It seems my popularity score has shot up quite a bit." "Siong Kai long," "You are feeling very pleased with yourself, aren't you?" "You'd better not celebrate too soon." "There are deadlier questions waiting for you." "This time he chose a red one." "Let's see what the question inside is." "I heard Bu Po Shang loves to eat strawberry pudding since he was young!" "Huh?" "Strawberry pudding?" "On top of that, he has a special way of eating it." "He can gobble down 5 puddings in one go!" "Should we get him to show us?" "He's good." "Who the heck is picking on me?" "Funny, I don't recall seeing that question when we were rehearsing." "Indeed." "I found that question a little weird." "Then why didn't you say so earlier?" "Okay, let's skip this question because we did not prepare any strawberry pudding." "In that case, I won't be able to perform then." "Okay, let's skip this question because we did not prepare any strawberry pudding." "In that case, I won't be able to perform then." "Rooster, did you specially prepare this for Bu Po Shang?" "You chicken." "Do you bear a grudge against me?" "Since we have the strawberry pudding prepared, let's invite Bu Po Shang to perform for us, shall we?" "Put your hands together and cheer him on." "All right, we shall now invite Bu Po Shang to perform his skill of eating 5 puddings in one go." "Okay." "No, I must hold it in." "I mustn't expose my childish eating ways." "Don't resist the temptation any longer, Mr. Siong Kai long." "The sight of strawberry pudding must be too tempting that you can't help but eat that way." "This is a lousy habit you'll never be able to kick in this life." "Eat it, Idiot!" "Add an embarrassing full stop to your entertainment industry career!" "What is this special way to eat?" "I'm dying to know!" "Shang is so handsome, he must be extremely mesmerizing eating pudding!" " I'm dying to know!" " I want to see it too!" " Drink some water so it goes down better." " How do you do it?" "Show it to us!" "How do you do it?" "It's all right." "But I must make clear this information prepared beforehand is inaccurate." "Er... there's a mistake?" "Sorry." "It's all right." "I've never had a sweet tooth since I was young, so I've never eaten strawberry pudding before." "He dares to deny it!" "We are very sorry." "Hold on..." "How about... to repay the audience who's cheering me on, why don't I perform for you an interesting way to eat pudding?" "Really?" "Yes." " That's wonderful." " Great." "Should we now invite Bu Po Shang for a special performance?" "Put your hands together." "Hold it tight." "There's nothing." "Ja hey!" "He's marvelous!" "I love him to death!" " Me too!" "I love Shang so much!" " Bu Po Shang's magic performance is an eye-opener!" "Indeed, he used the magic trick intended for later to get himself out of a bind." "Isn't it?" "What's going on?" "Oh no, did he recognize me?" "Bu Po Shang, what are you doing?" "I'm very curious as to whether the person inside is a male or female." "How is that your problem?" "You shameless fake person with no substance..." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "This is a live show!" "What the heck...?" "This chicken's hands are quite nimble." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Shang seems to be playing around with that chicken." "Isn't this so cute?" "So cute, gosh!" "Yes, what you're seeing is a special surprise Shang has brought to our show." "Indeed, this segment is called" "Bu Po Shang VS Ling Ling Chicken*!" "(*sounds like 007-James Bond in Chinese)" "[Bu Po Shang VS Ling Ling Chicken]" "Are you becoming angry or afraid?" "Mr. Chicken, are you worried that I will expose your identity?" "Evil!" "If I guessed correctly, you should be someone I know, right?" "Who are you?" "!" "If I let him expose my identity in such a place," "I might as well just die." "Gosh!" "What is going on here?" "I hope this person on me is a hot and drop-dead sexy woman." "Shut up!" "You don't need to keep emphasizing that!" "Sorry, but you're not my type!" "What is that?" "What the heck...?" "Sorr..." "Sorry." "I thought you were male." "No..." "I figured a woman who would portray this laughable stuffed toy must be some common and unsexy person, right?" "I'm going to kill you!" " You could really kill someone like that!" " You'll kill someone!" "Dear audience, the live situation right now is very critical." "Bird Rock shall be providing you with first-hand live broadcast of the situation." "Let's have the judges count." "Judges!" "Judges!" "One second." "Two seconds." "Three seconds." " It's a pin!" "Victory!" " Victory." "I hereby announce the winner to be, our rooster!" "I'm so envious of that chicken!" "Yes, I want to be entwined together with Bu Po Shang too!" "What the heck is she thinking?" "She has the audacity to do something so humiliating." "Fantastic!" "You're the best!" "Are we on a commercial break?" "[Ferocious animal inside]" "I've been wronged!" "I've been wronged!" "Why did you lock me up?" "You dare ask?" "You disrupted the flow of my show and turned the studio upside down!" "I'm not the one who started it!" "I'm a victim too." "Are you not embarrassed to be claiming you're the victim?" "Are you aware that this joke has gone too far?" "But it was Bu Po Shang who started it." "You still dare mention Bu Po Shang?" "He was the special guest!" "What are you?" "You choked him, wrestled him to the floor, and even ended up climbing on top of him!" "That was because he tried to take my rooster head off." " That's why I..." " You're still trying to twist the story?" "If not for you switching out the questions and messing up the flow of the show, would Bu Po Shang have lost it?" "As an apology to Bu Po Shang, we'll even have to broadcast his mini concert for free, did you know?" "You better get lost later." "I don't want to see you show your face at this TV studio ever again." "Unfair." "It was that idiot who started this." "Why am I the one being locked up?" "He'll even get to have his concert broadcasted." "If not for him," "I most definitely would have played the role of the rooster excellently." "This was my chance for a debut." "Why did it turn out this way?" "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translators:" "lizzyd, krayfi" "Spot Translator: karened" "Timer: dizzybugs" "Editor/QC: aaachec" "Coordinators: mily2, ay_link" "Why is it that at such a hopeless moment," "I bump into the last person in the world that I want to see?" "Gong Xi, you are unbelievably pathetic." "You can't even play a rooster well, and you're wanting to break into the entertainment circle?" "Are you thinking, why am I such a vindictive person and so annoying?" "Am I right?" "Audition for an advertisement filming?" "I must make good use of this opportunity" "[Audition for advertisement filming] to showcase my talent through the advertisement." "The person chosen for the advertisement will be me." "If you know your place, then hurry up and get lost!" "Do you know how that woman went all out to destroy me before?" "Her appearance here today is definitely not a mere coincidence." "You seem to be starting to gradually approve of her." "How could they eliminate me this way?" "This is so unfair!" "This is love." "When you hurt someone unintentionally..." "When you hurt someone unintentionally..." "(What should you do?" ")" "This is love." "(What should you do?" ")" "When your personality changes..." "(What should you do?" ")" "When your personality changes..." "(Taking you by surprise...)" "You feel discouraged yet full of anticipation." "(Taking you by surprise...)" "You say you don't believe this is love." "My Friend," "I want to smooth your furrowed brows." "Those worries you haven't fully expressed," "I can actually tell;" "it's all because love is stirring up trouble." "The more you renounce love, the more it draws near." "Regardless of location, situation, or time, you suddenly want to make mischief and you abruptly expose your weakness." "and you abruptly expose your weakness." "(Being led around by him...)" "Beneath the blue sky, you recall past loves." "You thought if you didn't depend on anyone, then there wouldn't be any sorrow." "then there wouldn't be any sorrow." "(Missing out on true love...)" "You stare quietly into space, (Missing out on true love...) murmuring softly to yourself." "Your tone is filled with frustration." "Your tone is filled with frustration." "(Who are you confessing to?" ")" "I'm sorry, Baby." "This is love." "When you hurt someone unintentionally..." "When you hurt someone unintentionally..." "(What should you do?" ")" "This is love." "(What should you do?" ")" "When your personality changes..." "(What should you do?" ")" "When your personality changes..." "(Taking you by surprise...)" "You feel discouraged yet full of anticipation." "(Taking you by surprise...)" "You feel discouraged yet full of anticipation." "You say you don't believe this is love." "This is love." "When you leave in a huff..." "When you leave in a huff..." "(Don't want to leave...)" "This is love." "(Don't want to leave...)" "When you secretly regret..." "(Don't want to leave...)" "When you secretly regret..." "(Memories are generous.)" "Love that's never been tested, (Memories are generous.)" "Love that's never been tested, can't be considered real love." "This is love..." "Hi everyone, I'm Ivy Chen." "[Chen Yi Han]" "Next week, please continue to stay tuned for Extravagant Challenge." "Please stay tuned for Extravagant Challenge:" "Behind the Scenes." "Up next, please stay tuned for" "[Extravagant Challenge:" "Behind the Scenes]" "Extravagant Challenge:" "Behind the Scenes." "25A-6-7 Take one." "Eager?" "In this scene about Gong Xi's imagination," "Yi Han has to wear a chicken costume," "[Gong Xi imagining herself beating up Bu Po Shang with the baseball bat] hold a bat, and look ferocious." "Err... but behind a chicken costume, how can she portray a ferocious look?" "[Speechless]" "Pretty frightening." "Okay, let's start after we get the eyes done." "[Director:" "Just adjust the eyes.]" "All right." "What's wrong with my eyes?" "Make them look angrier." "[Make her look slightly angrier.]" "The director has a bright idea, pulls out the chicken's eyes and rearranges them." "[Ah, my eyes!" "]" "This looks ferocious enough we don't even need the eyes." "[Vengeful Gong Xi]" "The rearranged chicken definitely looks overflowing with deadly energy." "[Deadly energy]" "To bring out the effect of the chicken head rising up, the crew strung it onto a fishing line and then painted the line black." "This prevents the line from being seen." "[During practice]" " Come on!" " Come, we're going on reverse." "[Come!" "]" "Come come come." "There's no one." "There's no one." "I don't know." "It's here it's here." "[I'm coming!" "]" "All right, here." "Gong Xi, Gong Xi." "[Goes to heaven]" " Rooster." " Rooster." "Rooster." "It's heading for heaven." "It's an angel." "Angel from the chicken world..." "[Shang and Gong Xi looking at each other]" "[Deadly energy overflowing]" "[Gag reel]" "Okay, let's reshoot this." "One more take." "More to the left." "Be careful." "[Shang Screams Pitifully As Gong Xi Chases Him]" "Be really careful." "Ready, action!" "[Ah!" "]" "[Cough]" "[Another try]" "[Ah!" "]" "[Bifurcation]" "His voice croaked." "One more, one more." "Having some free time while waiting," "[The two play air baseball] these two started to play baseball." "They're playing so happily without a ball?" "The two of you are really child-like." "Done with the baseball," "Yi Han becomes a Taiwanese tutor." " Is it "Don't ask"?" " Don't ask." "[Don't ask.]" "[Taiwanese that Dong Hae recently learnt]" " Don't hit." " Don't hit." "[Don't hit.]" "What is "don't hit"?" "["Li Mai Da" is Taiwanese for "Don't hit."]" " "Ni Mai Da" is "don't hit" in Min Nan dialect." " "Da" is "hit" in the dialect." " Don't hit." " Don't hit." "Oh Yi Han, teaching someone this word, how do you intend for him to use it?" "Don't ask." "Don't ask." "[Learn and use on the spot.]" "So it was to use against Skip Beat's task force." "Done with Taiwanese, of course he should take the chance to revise Mandarin during the break." "[Dong Hae's Mandarin practice time]" "I am very well." "Now, she's not well." "Careful, careful." "Yi Han, you must hold tightly." "How can I hold on to someone else's butt?" "You're touching my butt." "You're taking advantage of me." "[You're taking advantage of me.]" "Yi Han, you being angry in a chicken costume, don't you think you look like..." " Angry Chicken." " Angry Chicken..." "Angry Bird." "That's right!" "Angry Chicken!" "Yi Han, stare." "Roar!" "Smoke." "Yi Han can even play with her cell while resting in the chicken costume." "She seems quite happy and content." "At the other side," "Dong Hae is doing an interview." "Let's take a peek at some of the things he said." " That's so old school." " so?" "No." " Angel." " Angel?" "[Filming break:" "Dong Hae does an interview.]" "It's very expensive." " Can you fly?" " Yes." " Up?" " Yes." "Sure." "But, at night." " At night?" " At night." " Can only fly at night?" " Huh?" "You can only fly at night?" "Yes. (Korean) Yes. (Mandarin)" "At night, I fly to be with my fans." "Into their dreams?" "Yes." "[Shy]" "Please give me strength." "Strength." "Thank you." "Finally the filming is over!" "[Filming concluded]" "The chicken costume can go." "Si Si, hang it up." "The chicken costume." "Who is that?" "Everyone is busy helping Yi Han getting the chicken costume off." "Yi Han can even joke with the crew while they're at it." "[Laughing and talking freely]" "Seems the chicken costume is quite comfortable, you should wear it home." "Upon completion of the filming," "[Bu Po Shang shooting promotional pictures]" "Yi Han concludes her day, leaving behind Dong Hae to continue shooting." "He does a quick change of clothes and acts out the scene of Bu Po Shang shooting his promotional pictures." "This is the final shoot of the day." "After this, he can pack up for home." "All right, will do." "No more." "That's all." "Okay." "Let's call it a day!" "[That's a wrap for today.]" "Thank you, Director, thank you everyone." "You've worked hard." "The well-mannered Dong Hae doesn't forget to thank the crew for their hard work the entire day." "You've worked hard." "You've worked very hard today." "Thank you." "Last but not the least, he greets the dear fans, to reward them for their support the entire day." "And this concludes the extravagant day." "(leveraging on the show's title)" "[Gong Xi and Jiang Nan Qin:" "Recorded Files of Acting Cute]" "[Gong Xi and Jiang training vocals]" "Higher." "Go another pitch higher." "Who is being lazy?" "[Who is slacking off?" "]" "All right." "One." "Two." "Three." "Four." "Five." "Six." "Seven." "Eight." "Nine." "Ten... [10]" "Hold it there." "Hold it there." "[10]" "And again." "Hold it well." "[Everyone secretly catching breaths]" "Cut." "Okay, thank you." "I'm feeling dizzy." "I'm feeling dizzy." "Go a higher note." "Use your diaphragm." "Have some support." "Don't give up." "Again." "Carry on." "[Can't hold on]" "Use your diaphragm." "Carry on." "[Can't go on]" "Hold it there." "Carry on." "Whoever stops will have to do jumps." "And again." "Cut." "[Just screaming]" "You all must be doing this on purpose." "The teacher doesn't even sing along." "Teacher, you don't even sing along!" "Yi Han and Bai Bai get too high from the singing practice, they both start joking around." "Hey, why not do this?" "You do a wave to the left, I'll do a wave to the right." "Quick." "Who's counting 1, 2, 3?" "You look like Fei Li Hua." "Why are we so similar?" "[You two can form a team.]"