"Presented by Kizuna Fansubs" "Please DO NOT upload our subs to any streaming sites or redistribute without permission." "Kizuna Fansubs presents" "Episode 2" "Village Chief" "Arakawa Under the Bridge Review." "Who is calling me?" "It is because I am a kappa." "Then what do you think I am?" "Try me." "Everyone knows about Toyota." "What will happen next?" "Crap." "This is a kappa review." "Let's do this again." "AUTB Review!" "Fight for the botang!" "hurry." "Stop!" "Hey!" "I'm not wearing botang!" "Crap." "I want to cry." "I will help you get it." "it's okay." "Don't worry." "No need to be polite." "I am coming." "don't care about me please." "I definitely cannot be in debt to anyone." "Don't owe anyone anything." "This is our family's rule." "An elite that grew up in such a strict family..." " I am a..." " I am a Venusian." "was saved by a young lady who thinks she is a Venusian." "Where is this?" "Sorry." "It seems like you owe me. you dropped this." " She even helped me find my treasure." " She even helped him find his treasure." "The wish of the person that saved my life..." "Can you be in a relationship with me?" "Of course he must help her fulfill it." "Yes." "That's it." "he will be living here." "Come over here and greet the boss of this river." "Who called me?" "This is the village chief." "I was wondering why you called me." "So it is because of this prideful poor man." "I am sorry." "I was shocked. have met for about 3 minutes." "you can't miss the first two times. the 2nd episode is going to start." "You are clearly wearing that." "No." "This helps me to be like an amphibian." "It is proof that I am a hybrid." "Is there no reliable perspective here? try me. the village chief picks the name. you will be Riku." "But I said... do as the Romans do." "Didn't you learn it as a child?" "May I call the police?" "Why did he use his pinky?" "Welcome to the riverbed of Arakawa." "Welcome." "Welcome." "This is an illegal construction." "Wow." "That..." "You must report here at 8 A.M." "What are you doing?" "Do you want to race?" "You are all so noisy!" "I told you I'm a night owl." "Shut up!" "Do you want me to cut you into pieces?" "sister!" "Good morning." "You are the one from before." "you know Riku?" "No." "Don't lie." "Nice to meet you." "I am Stella." "That was only a mafia game for little kids." "Pretend that met for the first time today." "Do you understand? you have a lot of time to get to know them all." "Yes!" "It is time to do exercises." "Let's also dance happy for the whole day today." "tomorrow will be a happy day too." "Don't just stare at me." "Who is staring at you? everything in the world can be separated into two." "Is it that simple?" "And the two are things that are meaningful and things that are not." "So I wrote this song." "What do you think?" "Too meaningful." "You understand me." "I don't understand you at all." "we are sworn friends." "This will be our secret sign." "Sign?" "Yes." "It would symbolizes that the two of us have the same thoughts right now." "It is a sign that means I thought of that too." "Is that necessary?" "stick out your tongues." "What?" "I will help you cut them." "What did you say?" "I am telling you two to not talk." "You are wasting oxygen." "What did you say..." "This is your only warning." "Who is that unreasonable person?" "Maria." "She's a sadist like no one else." "I almost got her very mad." "It was very scary." "Must have been." "So you use it at times like this." "right?" "Why is that person looking at us like that?" "toward Maria..." "Hoshi." "Do you want to become a meteor?" "What is wrong with this place?" "That's it for now." "Commercial is after this." "Arakawa 2nd district's 2nd development plan Documents on illegal occupants" "There are 13 people in total." "I really can't tell that they are mammals like me." "Riku?" "Yes." "It's time to eat dinner." "It's okay." "I will just get take out." "But everyone is preparing it." "Look." "Riku's Welcome Party." "Tell me why you want to live in such a faraway place?" "I think this is called a sense of distance." "A sense of distance?" "I know what that is." "It was in the magazine." "They are far away yet it feels like they are close by." "They are close by yet it feels like they are faraway." "Is this it? a sense of distance must be very important." "Love isn't confined to a sense of distance." "Is it like this?" "Your hand is very cold." "Venusians have low body temperatures." "What?" "Pay attention!" "3 2" "1!" "Is it an illusion?" "it is very handsome!" "Billy?" "I thought the bullet was already taken out." "Idiot!" "What is this?" "All he did was take off his costume." "I will be performing next." "of various families." "The Last Samurai's stand up comedy." "So sour Ryoma." "I'm also named Ryoma." "the woman is also called Ryoma." "my name is also Ryoma." "Ryoma festival!" "Ryoma is played too realistically." "A realistic thief." "I would had definitely fell in love with him." "I understand what you mean." "You don't understand anything." "This shouldn't be mixed with modern language." "Do you have to eat lemons?" "Don't force it." "hurry!" "I will make that place flat." "I knew it." "Sister is the best!" "Very meaningful!" "It is a miracle to not be arrested." "finish with an elegant ending." "Let your lover see how unpredictable you can be." "What?" "You are Nino's lover?" "I guess so." "What?" "Explain it clearly." "I can make the oceans connect." "The oceans are originally connected." "Arakawa can also be considered as an ocean." "Don't try to change the subject." "What exactly happened?" "Riku is my lover." "You are lying." "It's true." "We just held hands for the first time just then." "Right?" "Yes." "What just fell is a tear." "I will help you." "I am no longer Hoshi." "Hoshi!" "You will always be the first Hoshi here." "He will probably be depressed for a while." "I can go exterminate him." "It's okay." "The village chief can also be replaced." "Please stop." "Is this enough for the expenses of the welcome party a few days ago?" "I don't need money." "And that's too much." "Consider the addition interest." "Please accept it." "Is this consider as repaying a debt?" "How do you know?" "Kappas can see everything 000 meters." "Plus also we often work to provide for ourselves." "How is that possible?" "Follow me." "I will explain it to you." "P-ko's Vegetable Garden" "Here first." "Nino." "Nino." "Nino." "So my favorite flavor is grown here." "This is definitely illegal." "Maria's Ranch" "Next is here." "Just like that." "Faster." "Very good." "You can go faster." "You can do it." "Very good." "What are you doing?" "You can go faster." " Thank you!" " Whip!" "Move faster." "Thank you for training." "You stupid cow." "Make a large vertical cut." "Make a large horizontal cut." "Softly cut it." "Hold it." "Pull it out." "time to eat!" "come quickly." "come quickly." "Enjoy." "I am going to start drinking." "You have to drink it as if it is very tasty." "That's right." "This is the milk I manufactured." "I personally milked the cows." "That's right." "Drink faster." "That's right." "you have to drink it faster." "Thank you for your hospitality." "Even the ranch is like this." "All dairy products are produced here." "What are you doing?" "Sister would occasionally conduct a service to pray to God." "Means both "perseverance" and "no hair"." "The Last Samurai cuts everyone's hair." "Shiro draws lines and collect empty bottles to exchange for beer." "Why is he drawing lines?" "Don't think that I don't know everything." "the two brothers... bring the firewood." "I want to stir too." "okay?" "Hot water for showering." "Stella is responsible for chopping the firewoods." "everyone here has a problem." "Stella is an affected child." "Be easy on her." "I am just lying to you." "The last one is Jacqueline." "What do you think?" "You are good." "She is the chiropractor." "Then what about the one getting the massage?" "Billy used to be in the mafia. but he brings the rice on time." "Where does he get the money? everyone works hard to live." "thus everyone is happy." "Do you have any more questions?" "Yes." "You said no one is lazy but what about Hoshi?" "Hoshi brings music for this place." "A world without music is very messy." "The background music playing right now is one of Hoshi's work." "What?" "Is that so?" "Hoshi used to be a famous singer." "you can stop talking." "I am not as good as I used to be." "But you can listen to my work." "This is my 3rd album." "Will this really sell?" "It even got into the Oricon chart." "I am sorry about yesterday. this is a proof of my apology." "Only an idiot will see this!" "Idiot!" "Idiot!" "No one wants to be your sworn friend!" "Don't use that secret sign again." "He sure is petty." "There's also another one that I am missing and that is you." "I am here." "I pray for everyone's happiness here." "What kind of a superior being are you?" "100)\a4}Presented by Kizuna Fansubs jessyj" "100)\a4}Translator:" "TeddayBear 100)\a4}Spot Translator/Editor: mikilove13 100)\a4}Editor: whoopeeyoo" "100)\a4}QCer/Typesetter/Encoder: jessyj 100)\a4}Encoder:" "SacredCultivator 100)\a4}Special Thanks to YYeTs 100)\a4}Please DO NOT upload to streaming sites or redistribute without permission." "100)\a4}Thanks for watching!" "And thus..." "Preview" "go!" "Teacher!" "Teacher!" "I am not wearing this." "toward the village chief..." "I like him." "I like him a lot." "How disgusting." "Annoying." "It hurts a lot!" "I got a cramp." "You have a cramp on your leg?" "No." "My stupid knee is cramping." "Idiot."