"La Fontaine Primary School Thursday June 15..." " Ducobu!" " Huh?" "What?" "Is it recess?" "To the blackboard!" "I will teach you to sleep in class." "I don't need a teacher for that." "STUDENT DUCOBU" " Expelled?" " Yes, Mr. Ducobu." "You'll need to find him a new school." " But, we could..." " Please do not argue." "I don't want to hear about it." " Have you sought advice from a psychologist?" " Yes." " and ..?" " She found him smart, intelligent almost normal." "Really?" "Well..." "I've said it all." "His academic record." "Good luck." "He ​​has been expelled from all district schools." "Have you tried Saint Potash?" "Impossible." "It's at the other end of town." "Then I advise you to move." ""General Krassblyurk?" "How?" "It's impossible!" ""I saw your ship be crushed by a giant space slug."" "Remember, Rick Sputnik:" ""Nothing is impossible."" "No school wants you." "Are you happy?" "You know what you will become?" "A drifter, a thief!" "We still have one hope:" "Saint Potash School ." " But we'll have to move." " That's great!" "You have wanted that for a long time." "Thanks to me, your dream will come true." "Don't get smart!" "First day of vacation ..." "Rise!" "7 am." " Get up." " Why did you wake me?" "There's no school." " I'm on vacation." " That's good." "During the holidays, you will have tutoring.." "This Madame Mut, your new tutor." "Good morning, baby." "I hope you can make him work." "He's a long way behind." "Don't worry." "I have a failsafe method, to instill diligence in children." "We will learn the multiplication table." "For each correct answer you will receive a chocolate truffle." "And if you make a mistake - I will eat the candy." " Agreed?" " Agreed." "6 x 7." "715." "False." "So now I eat the treat." "For those who are studying in Saint Potash a school bus comes." " This is convenient." " And how convenient!" "House - 100Sqr. meters." "Southwest exposure ." "In other words, the sun hits throughout the day." "And most importantly, Monsieur Dyukofyu:" "no neighbors." "How are there no neighbors?" "Well, they're not right under the windows." "Don't niggle." "8 x 8." "2." "False." "So it's me again who will eat the truffle." "Come and I'll show you the house, Monsieur Dyufondyu." "That's Docubu!" "'s your name is not easy." "Did your parents have a sense of humour?" "5 x 5." "88." "False." "I think we should have a break." "Good." "Beforetheschoolyearwasa weekold..." "What are you doing, sweetness?" "I'm getting ready for the new school year." "Great." "And we have new neighbours." " Yes, I saw." " I hope, they will not interfere with your studies." " Nobody will distract me!" " That's good." "ConfidentialSchoolReport" "Go with God!" "School,school," "Iloveyousomuch !" "School,school, I love you so much!" "School,school," "Iloveyousomuch !" "Hurry, you'll miss the bus." "On the first day of school!" "SaintPotashSchool First Day of School" "I want to warn you:" "We enroll only the most diligent." "Here in Saint Potash..." "If your child cannot maintain the average he will be expelled." "Average?" "It is totally impos..." "My son works very hard." "There won't be any problems." "Monsieur Ducobu , you have not brought His academic record?" "Ah - darn it, forgot it at home." "But I'll bring it next time." ""We collected rare mushrooms."" ""We collected rare mushrooms."" "Colon." "" Awesome mushrooms... ", comma," ""Some Chickweed" comma," ""Appetizing, in my opinion."" " He's making this up!" " He's crazy!" "Molas - to the corner!" ""Appetizing, in my opinion."," "That ... "" "What ?" "!" "Monsieur Director!" " Hello." " My respects." "This is the new student, that I told you about." "I'm in a hurry - I need to meet with the Rector." "Really?" "Of course!" "Well, come in, don't just stand there.." "Welcome to my class." " What is your name?" " Ducobu." "Ducobu." "First name?" " The same again." ""Ditto"?" "Interesting name." "Is it Turkish?" "No, it's French." ""Ditto, Ducobu"!" "That's what the teachers called me." "Right." "I see we have a joker in the class." "Irritation." "Okay, sit down." "Do not interrupt." "Allow your friends to finish the dictation." "Where are you going?" "In the last row, by the heater." "I have weak lungs." "Stop." "Sit down there with Mademoiselle Gratin." "She is our best student." "This will be better." "Orderliness !" " Hello." " Hello." " You have a very beautiful pen case." " Thank you." "What graceful handwriting!" "Awesome!" "Start work Ducobu!" "Concentration..." "Now - repeat after me:" ""..." "Napoleon was very small..."" ""... and Charles De Gaulle was very big."" ""..." "Napoleon was very small..."" ""... and Charles De Gaulle was very big."" "Very good." "And now..." "Stop!" "Wait." "Children!" "Quiet!" "Ah, Monsieur Dupont I need to talk to you." "Children, quiet!" "How do you like the new kid?" "He looks smart." "And intelligent." "I like kids like that." "Exactly." "And we are neighbors, that is a sign, right?" "Exactly." "And he talked to me politely." "He has class!" "Exactly." "I confess I have a weakness for Erik Chopin." "Frederick .." "And you, Mademoiselle Rato?" "My weakness - it is Beethoven." "Beethoven..." "Yes, a great musician!" "Because he was deaf." "Not easy for him." "This was the drama of his life." "But it could be worse." "Imagine if he was armless!" " Armless?" " Yeah." "No piano." " You are so funny, Monsieur Latouche!" " Yes, sometimes." "Sometimes." " I see often." " Well, perhaps!" "Hey Ducobu!" " You should be careful." "Gratin is a toady." " I noticed." " Why are you bigger than us?" " I am 11 years old." " And why are you 11?" " I repeated the second year twice." "Awesome!" "You're the man!" "Grammar" "You're still here?" "I thought I got rid of you." "I warned you:" "One of us should leave town." "But it will not be me!" "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Sorry." ""Build your bomb shelter to protect yourself..."" "from General Krassblyurka's soldiers."" "Great!" " How was your day?" " Good." "No zeros and punishments." "If only this was enough!" "Can I have my pocket money in advance?" "I want to build a shelter from Krassblyurka's soldiers." "What about your homework?" "All done, now I deserve to be entertained." "Leisure time is just as important as learning." "Leisure time..." "Are you kidding me?" "I've warned you." "If you do not pick up the pace..." "You'll end up in a boarding school." "Boarding School?" "Ducobu, 6 x 7." "38." "Almost." "38,5." "42 Ducobu." "You will therefore be caned 42 times!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," "6, 7, 8, 9, 10..." "No!" "You don't need the stick!" "Get up!" "It's already seven." "Why?" "What happened?" "I made a decision:" "I will work hard." "I don't want to be late." "Today is Sunday though ..." "Wait ." ""First assemble the base frame."" "Where is the frame?" "I do not understand." "What a complicated plan!" "No, Dad." "Look." "It's very simple." "We must level the ground for the foundations." "But if..." "Do you like cheesecake?" "Our children are in the same class," "I thought that we could meet." "Come on in!" "Herve - want your third piece?" "No thanks." "But it was very tasty." "I'm the best in school and you in the kitchen." "Oh, you're so sweet." "Maybe you could go play upstairs?" " Shall we?" " Okay." "It's up here .." "Leonie has been top of her class since kindergarten." "She's my best success." "I can imagine." "And your son, how is he at school?" "Well, he still needs to work on a .. few areas .." "I'm sure he'll improve." "Is that what you call playing?" "Sorry, I'm reading for the history assignment... it's on Monday." " On Monday?" " Yeah." "Have you forgotten?" "No, I already finished it last night." "First - work, then fun - no last minute rush." "Come see, the moon is full tonight" " So what?" " If the moon is full and you make a wish, it will surely come..." "True?" "And you, it turns out, are a romantic!" "Yes, so they say." "Close your eyes for a moment and make a wish." "I want to always be the best student." "HistoryAssignment" "Marking this assignment was a real ordeal for me." "It seems that our class was hit by a storm of mediocrity." "Only two students were spared :" "Of course Gratin and" " Oh, surprise!" " Ducobu." "Both got 10 out of 10." "My apologies Ducobu .." "I took you for a poor student." "Let this be a lesson to all:" "looks can be deceiving." "I totally agree." "In the beginning I thought you were a "Relou"." "Now I see - You are quite adequate." "Quiet!" "I do not know what the word "Relou", means and do not want to know, but just because you got good marks - that's no reason to be cheeky." "The next time I will send you to the corner." "Clear?" "Mademoiselle Rato, do you know what "Relou" means?" ""Relou"?" "No." "First time I've heard it." "Surely another kid's word." "Like "Kissan"." " "Kissan"?" " Yes." "This means "kiss on the lips."" "Well I never!" "They do not waste time these days!" " Yes, now children grow up fast." " Of course!" " They don't mess around." " And how!" "By the way, what do you think of the new boy?" "About Ducobu?" "I don't know " "Since he hasn't done a flute test I can not say anything yet." "Hi, Leonie." " I thought we'd go home together." " I can't, I have a meeting." "Meeting?" "Strange .." "Maybe there is a woman in his life?" "Exactly." ""EVERYTHINGFORTHEDUNCE"" "Wow!" " Hi." "I'm Ducobu." " Ducobu!" "Ducobu!" "Hello." "Ducobu!" "How are you?" "It's a long time since I've seen you." "I transferred to another school." "Sorry" " You want a Coke?" "A Grapple?" "No, Monsieur Kitrish." "I transferred to another school." "Wait, I will turn up my hearing aid." " That's it." " I am now in Saint Potash." "Ah, Saint Potash!" "And who is your teacher?" " Mr. Latouche." "Latouche?" "Well, well!" "Latouche, is tough." "So am I." "This is true." "Monsieur Kitrish, could I lend your hearing aid?" "Borrow -- Yes" " I have two." "And you're - my best customer." "Thank you." "Bye, Monsieur Kitrish." "Goodbye Ducobu." "See you soon Docobu!" "Let's start with the test." "Places!" "Open your books to page 28." "Exercise B1, B2, B3, B4 and B5." "Quiet!" "Otherwise I'll add B6 as well." "Problem Ducobu?" "Is your bottom sore?" "You do not like our hard chairs?" " Yes, I have a sore tailbone." " Really?" "I had an accident in the park." "I do not know." "My apologies." "Use the cushion, if you need it." "You have to eat well." "Each day you need to eat 5 vegetables and fruits." "This candy has the tastes of strawberry, banana, apple, pear and watermelon." "That's five." "Children, I remind you that the mark on Physical Fitness is included in the overall GPA." ""Healthy mind, healthy body." Quote." "Go!" "I may be great in grammar and history, But in sport I have no equal." "Wake up!" "Pico, do not fall behind!" "Docubu, given your problems, you are exempted from physical education." "Do you have a medical certificate?" " Dad burned it." " Really?" "Why?" "He wants me to be like everyone else." "Ah!" "Well..." "Strict, your dad." "Very strict!" "Ducobu..." "Yes?" "Go sit down." "Will I get a zero?" "Due to disability, you get 10 in physical education." "That's not fair!" "Empathy." "You're doing well." "It will be great." "What have you got there?" "Grammar." "I can't believe it!" "10 out of 10?" " Awesome!" "How did you do that?" " I'm trying hard, Dad." "I knew you could do it." "A real chip off the old block." "I am very happy." "Great!" "OnTuesday16 ..." "I'm not bothering you, sir Ducobu?" " It is a little disturbing .." " Really?" "Don't be cheeky!" "No." "I was thinking about the multiplication table." "You probably will call on me .." " Well." "I see you are capable of logical thinking." "I shall indeed call you to the board." "Let's see how you answer verbally." "I will not disappoint you." "In previous school I was called "Calculator"." "We shall see, Monsieur Calculator .." "Go to the blackboard .." "What is 5 x 9?" "45." "45." "Good. 7 x 4." "28." "28." "Finally, 9 x 8." "72." "72." "You really are a monster." "You get 10 again." "Hold on, Ducobu." "I have a call." "Mom, I'm in class .." "Take your seat." "Ducobu, wait!" " What's that blinking light behind your ear?" " my Hearing Aid." "After the accident I'm 87% deaf in my right ear." " Now I have to wear the device." " I did not know." "I'm sorry." "!" "forgive me" "Wow - this is not a shelter, it's a whole castle!" "Yes, I tripled all sizes." "Oh, I got 10 again." "10 Again?" "For the fifth time?" "No, it's the 12th." "Study proves to be very easy." "Don't get too cocky - it's only first term." " the year has just begun." " Ooh very scary!" "Dear Diary, a new neighbor has become my rival." "Do I have the right to fall in love with he, who envies my first place?" "Do not laugh!" "Let him finish!" "Shush." "Quiet!" "Do not make a noise!" "You are disturbing him." "Now, on my signal - silence." "Well, that didn't work." "Let us try once again." "Now I'm getting angry." "I'm warning you .." "I mean it .." "That's enough." "Shut up!" "This year's mark on music counts towards the GPA!" "By the way, Mademoiselle Rato, a change made for you at my request." "You can continue your lesson in peace and tranquility." "Thank you, Monsieur Latouche." "Now I call..." "Ducobu." "Go ahead, Ducobu." "I'll give you 10." " He deserved it." " Yes." "Bravo Ducobu." "I only got 9." "Ducobu beat me again ." " What a shame!" " Exactly." "So, your boy - did you follow my advice?" "It wasn't necessary." "I threatened boarding school, he came to his senses." "Thanks, Perno." "MerryChristmas!" "I hope" "That you enter the new year with new resolutions." "True Molas?" "Behave yourselves." "Do not forget about homework." "I congratulate all of you on the occasion." "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year." " What have you brought?" " I baked a cake for you." "Thank Gratin." "I love pastries." " Toady!" " I can't stand her!" "Thank you." "Happy New Year!" "Bye." "Bye." "HappyNewYear,MonsieurLatouche" "I'll eat it with Mom .." "Yes?" "Monsieur Latouche ?" "I'm Monsieur Ducobu." "Come in, Monsieur Ducobu." "Thank you for coming." "Sit down." " Where do I...?" " In your son's place." "No, it's here." " Is he doing well?" " Yes, even though he is sometimes insolent." "You have a very capable son." " Especially in music." " He did not go to music school?" " No." "He must have." "He ​​is a virtuoso." " a future Chopin." "Let me give you one piece of advice." "Be more lenient with him .." "He is in poor health." "With such injuries... what are you talking about?" "I'm talking about that accident." "When he fell." "Fell... fell?" "... when he was 4 he fell from a pony." "He lost two teeth." "But other than that..." " Forgery." " What?" "Huh?" "No, it's nothing." "Okay." "Forgive me for worrying you." "I confused him with another student." "Molas have prostate problems, and he..." "Rest assured, your child is 1st in the class." "For now ..." "Sorry to bother you." "My name Gustave Latouche." "I teach at St. Potash." "Can I help you?" "I would like to inquire about your former student, Ducobu." "We will not take him back!" "No, it's - can I see his school completion certificate?" " I have not read it." " I do not have it." "Leave." "Go away!" "At least his school records!" "PsychiatricHospital Ministry of Education" "Look at me." "Look me in the eye." "See." "In my eyes, I say." "Look me in the eye." "In the corner!" "In the corner!" "Go carefully." "Monsieur Mignard has not yet recovered." "... 728." "He is engaged with gifted children." "That is our therapy." "475.384." "Monsieur Mignard, a visitor for you." "Look, this is Monsieur Latouche." "Is it OK?" "Monsieur Mignard, I would like to talk to you" "About one of your students." "Let me guess." "Ducobu transferred to your school." "Yes - and I honestly do not understand." "Ducobu is an excellent student." "He's first in the class." "I. .." "Monsieur Mignard, 412 multiplied by 358." "Monsieur Latouche!" "See you soon!" "Wow, a periscope!" "If General Krassblyurk sends his army against us, we can defend ourselves." "Thank you, Daddy!" " I also have a gift." " Really?" "Wow!" ""For my Father."" "I wonder what is it?" "My marks for the term." "I framed them." "10. 10. 10." "Average: 10." "" Ducobu has perfect scores in all subjects."" "Bravo!" "About the best gift I never dreamed of!" "Tutorials for 5th grade." "Wow!" "Now I'll catch up with Ducobu." "Thank you, Mom." ""Love Relationships for Dummies."" "Maybe now you will get a girlfriend." "Yes." " Thanks, Mom." " Not at all." " Happy New Year!" " Happy New Year, Gustave." "I celebrated Christmas with my mom." "She gave me great gifts." "A New Year holiday - with my Dad, in the south." "My parents re divorced." " What are you doing?" "Me?" "Staying here with my Dad." " Where's your mom?" " I do not know." "You never see her?" "No." "She left us when I was very young." "Ducobu, wait!" "I wish you..." " Stop it." " Molas, in the corner!" "I wish that you all had done so brilliantly, as Ducobu, who has even managed to push Leonie Gratin to second place." "Ducobu, please, share with us the secret of success." "Learn, learn and learn .." "Wonderful!" "Now we will check it out." "To the board .." ".. the hearing aid .." "You won't need it." " But I can not hear you!" " Do not worry." "With this, you will hear perfectly.." "What is 6 x 7?" "Answer " "If you do not answer, Ducobu I'll give you a zero." "Um... 41." "False. 42." "I'll give you your first zero." " He does not know the multiplication table!" " Exactly." "The great secret of Ducobu's success is that he cheated." "Indignation." "I have no evidence yet, but I'm sure." "But know that from now onwards 'm watching you." "And I have no astigmatism or presbyopia !" "Actually, I typed "Relou" in "Goggle"." "And now I know what this word is from youth slang." "It means "crazy." Right?" "Quiet!" "Write 100 times:" ""Monsieur Latouche is not relou."" "Molas, you are free." "Give him the dunces cap." "Ducobu." "I did not cheat." "Then why did you not answer?" "I know the multiplication table by heart." "But just now - a failure of memory." "I lost first place because of some rogue!" "You have cheated me." "So?" "I hate cheats!" "If I can prove it" " I will tell Latouche." "Dear Diary, I have again become the best student." "But what of Ducobu?" "He has a Lawless Heart .." "Help Me, I'm Lost .." "Ducobu, I love you." "Do not bother. 6 x 7." "It's already 11pm." "Why are not you in bed?" " What are you doing?" " Homework." "Rest." "You're doing too much." "Yeah." "Okay." "Continue." "6 x 7." "6 x 7." "You'll get zero .." "Bad luck!" "He's even ​​dumber than me!" ""LoveRelationshipsforDummies"" ""Chapter 2." "How to make the first move." "If you're too timid, your lover may get tired of waiting "." "If you continue to peek, I'll shoot!" "I have not cheated." "You'll see." "I'll put up a partition so that you will not blame me." "Good." ""Do not be stingy with compliments." "Women adore it."" "Surprise." " I'll shoot!" " "Tut, tut, tut."" "I warned you!" "Sorry, I didn't mean to." "I thought were Ducobu." "Do not worry, Gratin." "I think I know against whom the measure was aimed." "Do you find it funny, Ducobu?" "To the board!" "Immediately." "Look !" "Latouche goes on the offensive." " Thank you." " You have a very beautiful hairstyle." "Thank you." "You look like my mom." "Of course, when she was younger." "I bet that she is his Rik Sputnik." "He will not waste time on sighing." "Like me." "Pity." "Look, I just like holidays." "My stepfather is the love of my mother's life." "He is very nice to me." "He ​​never hits me and gives me everything I want." ""And the Marquis told him."" "Colon, open quotes." ""I'll take care of you."" ""I'll take care of you."" ""IltakecarefU" ." "What is this?" "Every young writer likes to save time." "to send instant messaging messages" "I'll also save time." "I will give you a zero - right now." "So..." "This means that..." "Iloveyou." "Excitement." "End of dictation." "I need to see Mademoiselle... the Director." "Iloveyou." "Checking this test has been traumatic for me." "One might think that a cyclone of mediocrity has hit." "Molas, in the corner!" "Quiet!" "I got your note, Mademoiselle Rato." " I didn't write a note." " What?" "And you too, did not write one?" "I think we were victims of an evil joke." "It is likely." "I'm sorry." "Me too." "Who do I see?" "Mademoiselle Rato !" "Excitement." "You have a very beautiful legs." "Just like my great-grandmother." "Oops!" "Humiliation." "Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero." "You also zero." "All in the corner!" "To begin with, go to the corner Ducobu." "And then write 100 times:" ""I will no longer make a silly parody of my teacher."" "Hurry up." "And erase that ridiculous mustache!" "No more clowning around here!" "You are not in the circus, this is a classroom!" "Continue dictation:" ""I'll take care of you."" ""Attention!" "..."" "Dive to 10 thousand feet." "All hands on deck." "Are Captain Krassblyurka's ships visible yet?" "Not yet." "Verify sector to starboard." " Aye, Captain." " To starboard." "What is it?" "Krassblyurk went on the attack?" "No." "End of mission." " Operation completed." " Come on - a little bit more!" "It's time to eat." ""Footwork in an urban environment." "Take her to the theater or opera "." "Opera tickets are insanely expensive." "But an operetta is possible." "Great idea!" "Satisfaction." "Heavens!" "It's 9 pm." "Time for bed." "Sleepytime .." "Ducobu!" "Ducobu !" "Why has he started shouting?" "He is glad that he has a new family." "Tell me, until recently you regularly brought home perfect grades." "And lately - nothing." " Are you hiding something?" " No, Dad." "There are no tests right now." "Mr. Latouche is in love ." "He can't concentrate on anything else." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Me?" "I'm too busy studying." "Too much homework." " Happy birthday, neighbor." " Thank you." "What a beauty!" " I hope I'm the first?" " No, you're the last to arrive." " Welcome to my lesson!" " To the lesson?" "Let us continue." "6 x 7." " Sidonie." " 42." "Bravo!" "." "I think it's time to start the celebration." "If you have completed the exercises on multiplication, go to grammar." "Cool birthday!" "Just not enough music .." "Quiet!" "You are disturbing us." "If you came to spoil everything - you better just go." "Okay." "Okay." "Open the tutorial on page 42." "Tom." "Present participle formed with" "Suffix-gorge (Forgiving) for the first conjugation verbs and-arg (drawers) for the second." "Bravo!" "." "Gerunds are formed by adding the suffix-a (s)." "Right, Karina." "And add a comma." "And now - Now we go nuts!" "Here." "Dance like me." "Wake him up?" " He's dreaming of something pleasant." " Exactly." "Do you think he dreams about me?" "Give me a break." "Leoni, blow out the candles or I'll do it myself." " Hurray!" " Happy Birthday." " Happy Birthday!" " Happy Birthday." "Very nice." "Even I was touched." " Were you?" "Wow!" "I am amazed." "Please play for us, "In the Moonlight"?" "Oops!" "the flute broke." "Fortunately, I have a spare." "I do not play on other people's." "This is unhygienic." "It is quite new." "No one has used it before." " Thank you." " Jubilation." "Thank you, that's enough." "Deceiver!" "With your permission, Mademoiselle Rato .." "I propose a zero and to go to the corner." "Of course, Monsieur Latouche." "Ducobu, you get a zero." "Kindly go to the corner." "Right now." "With your permission, it's better like this." "Ducobu, zero!" "To the corner!" "So impressive." "I can not do it." "I love children too much, to scold them." "I also love children." "But I scold with pleasure." "Anyway - bravo." "I am impressed." "How did you learn?" "Intuition." "Yes, and I have considerable experience." "Don't take them off." "They are clean." "Do you like opera?" " Monsieur Latouche..." " Yes?" "Can I go to the classroom and practice my multiplication?" " It is very noisy here." " Yes, go." "Thank you." "My method is beginning to bear fruit." "He realized that cheating won't work, and has come to his senses." "It is important to be convincing." "And about opera - I was a big fan, but unfortunately..." "I can not afford it." "Confiscation." "So what's up with you and Ducobu?" "Nothing." "He's interested in only one thing: cheating." "You exempted me from sport." "If Ducobu can not go to the answers, the answers are going to Ducobu." "Abracadabra!" "Come hence!" "Yes!" "Fly to me!" "How did you do that?" "This magic book has all the spells." "If you want - you can look." "What, Gratin?" "Giving a copy to your neighbor?" " Wait..." " Shut up." "Now I understand why Ducobu got perfect scores." "You are in league with him." " No, I..." " Enough!" "You both get zero!" "Go to the corner, both of you!" " She's innocent." "It's my fault." " I don't want to hear it." "You are both guilty." "In the corner." "In the corner!" "Ass" "Assess" "I'm not guilty!" ""EVERYTHINGFORTHEDUNCE"" "That crook!" "I am in danger!" "I need the best of everything." "You need shoes?" "I don't sell them .." "No!" "I said Latouche drove me into a corner." "Rejoice." "Be happy he does not have a date with another girl." "That's right." "Exactly." "Dear Diary" "I got my first ever first zero and had to stand in the corner." "This test steeled me." "Now I understand: men can not be trusted." "Ducobu is to blame." "I will never talk to him again!" "Sorry." "I loved "Mexican Cretin"." "What a wonderful opera!" "Operetta, not an opera." "Basically it's the same song and dance .." "That's not really true." "However, what's the difference?" "The performance was very sweet." " Pity I could not see anything." " I do not know, why we had to sit behind the pole." "Such expensive tickets!" "Yes, 10 euros and still ..." " May I invite you to dinner?" " With pleasure." "So, where are the good restaurants?" ""GUIDETOGOODAND CHEAPEATING"" "I'mjustaCretinfrom Mexico," "MexicanCretin." "Knowmeat all..." "You're back already?" "Yes, Mom..." "I. .." "Kissed?" "No, Mom." "Why did I give you the book?" "Page 157." ""If you see her home - try your luck." "You may get a slap but at least you'll discover their intentions "." "A slap you obviously deserve, stupid." "It's been two years now you've been wooing her." "Okay, go to sleep." "And do not forget to brush your teeth." "Yes, Mom." "So, I repeat the question." "Chastnitsa" " How do you spell "no"" "with participles, in which stands direct or indirect object?" "Yes, Ducobu." "Do you know the answer?" "The answer to what?" "Oh, no." "I have a pain in my stomach." "Can I go to the toilet?" "Go." "I know." "Can I answer?" "Do you know how to close the door?" " May I answer?" " Yes, Gratin." "The correct answer is..." "True gratin." "Louis was short." "About this tall." "Ducobu What's up?" "It's been an hour." "Ducobu!" "Ducobu!" "Yes, Monsieur Latouche." "What happened?" "Are you ill?" "I ate something that didn't agree with me." "Probably vegetables." "Should I call the nurse?" "No, I'm OK." "Well, do not use force." "Don't worry." "Are you better?" "Better - ." "I'm coming." "5 x 8 = 40. 5 x 9 = 45." "5 x 10 = 50." "Excellent, Dubuisson." "I'll give you 10." "Next..." "Ducobu." " Me?" " Yes, you." "Happy coincidence." "Multiplication Table 6." "Up to the board." "Oh, look!" " What is it?" " Nothing." " I thought there was a golden eagle." " Eagle?" "What would a golden eagle be doing here?" "Okay, let's not waste time." "To the board." "Move!" "6 x 1 = 6." "6 x 2 = 12." "6 x 3 = 18." "6 x 4 = 24." "6 x 5 = 30." "6 x 6 = 36." "6 x 7..." "Nice try, Ducobu." "For effort you get a zero." "Sit down." "This result gives us the average score for third term. ..." "What complicated calculating!" "Almost no room to write your zero .." "No, here, there's a mini place for a mini-zero." "Ask your father to come visit me." "Otherwise I'll have to pay him a courtesy visit." " Why is he calling me?" " I do not know." "He just asked you to come." "Maybe he wants you to skip a grade." "Maybe Dad." "Maybe." "Well, we'll see." "I hope not .." "... Bloom, blossom" ""crocusinthemeadows..."" "Summeriscomingtoanend." "Blow  wind  fallenleaves." "circling,circling..." "Ducobu!" "Ducobu, where are you?" "I was happy, but you have all zeros!" "Why?" "Because you are lazy!" "Latouche showed me ...... wipe that smile off your face ." "... because you're cheating" "At this rate you're definitely going to boarding school." "Latouche= crazy" "Leonie!" "Don't you get it?" "I'm not talking to you." "That's a shame, because I have news for you." "I'm listening." "I can still avoid boarding school." "If I get 10 for third term." "I got "0" in the 2nd term, and "10" on the 1st." "I'm fine." "So while the average score of 6." "You do not know how to count!" "Your average is 5." "This is even better than 6." "Five's enough to stay here." " I'm saved." " You forgot the fourth quarter." "You'll get - another zero." "True." "I had not thought of that." "I'm screwed ..." ""ASSHATSOF LATOUCHE"" "Mom, thank you for breakfast!" "Good Heavens!" "April1" "Mademoiselle Rato !" "Where are all the children?" " In class already." " Really?" "Caution, it's April 1." "They're ready." "Do not worry." "I will deal with it quickly." "Me too." "This year I'm on the lookout." " Good luck to you." " You, too." "Quiet!" "He's coming!" "What have these rogues cooked up?" "Pin on the chair" "Smelly cheese on the table, jam on a rag, scribbled board." "At least they could innovate." "Join the game, my little Gustave." "Only once a year.." "And what's with my board?" "Well, to begin with - erase it all." "Heavens!" "Jam!" "April fools day!" "You villains!" "You got me!" "All jokes aside now." "Open your textbooks." "And in silence!" "The worst is over." "I, as usual, escaped with little blood." "But from the most dangerous of all - nothing yet .." "Caution." "He pretends to be asleep." "So he's cooking something up." "Hello, Monsieur Latouche." "I'm Monsieur Poisson, the inspector .." "Clever, Ducobu." "But he laughs best who laughs last." "I've come to inspect your work." "Sure..." "of course, Monsieur Poisson." "Come, Monsieur Poisson." "Welcome." "Have a seat." "Here, in the chair." "Oh dear!" "Oh, a pin." "What a stupid joke!" "Who is your best student?" "I'll call him to the board." "The best student in the class is definitely..." "Ducobu." "Rise, the inspector wants to ask you a question." "This is our best student." "Tell me what event is celebrated on November 11?" "Thierry Henry against Ireland - football match." "Wonderful." "What is the U.S. capital?" "Disneyland, Paris." " This is your best student?" " Yes." "Yes, but, you know, the overall average has dropped significantly." "And you think that's amusing?" "Yes!" "When I write this report - you'll not find it so!" "Really?" "Are you sure?" "What the..." "Monsieur Latouche, is this how you behave with the inspector?" "Inspector?" "Latouche..." "Latouche!" "Go to my office!" "You're lucky:" "I managed to calm the inspector." "He will try to forget everything." "What's the matter?" "Is there a problem?" "It's Ducobu .." "He arrives one day in my class... and gradually, without you noticing... he invades your mind...and destroys everything." "Don't worry." "With his grades it is unlikely that he will stay next year." "Here you go." " What is it?" " Sedative." "You will soon take a field excursion." "a "green school." You have to be in shape." "Which teacher will accompany you?" "I thought possibly Miss." "Râteau." "a Suggestion?" ".." "7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16," "17, 18, 19, 20, 21." "One is missing." "Should be "Dubocu"." "Ducobu?" "Ducobu." "Quiet!" "Ducobu!" "Ducobu..." "A. .." "He's crazy." ""Hey"," ""Thedriverisa chickenshit"," ""Pedaltothemetal"" " Do you want an "Antidepressant"?" " No, thanks, I'm fine." "And I'll have two.." "We're here." "Can you shut up now though." "Here we are." "They had a good trip?" "No one threw up?" " What's your name?" " Monsieur Buc." "But you can call me Uncle Buck." "Whose suitcase is this?" "I will write to the parents that we arrived." "It's too late." "The post office is closed." "So I have to email." "Email." "Ah, yes." "Certainly." "ee-Mail." "I send them often through "Nee-mail"" "on the "Why-Fly" system." " Monsieur Buck!" " Yes, Monsieur Latouche." "We want to eat!" "Want to eat!" "We want to eat!" "We want to eat!" "We want to eat!" "Children," "To celebrate your arrival, I prepared a menu of the region." "Cheers!" "To begin, - my famous stone soup." "But remember - don't try to eat the stone." "Tell me, Monsieur Buck, why the stone?" "It helps when cooking." "Crushed and stirred ... all the ingredients of the soup of are excellent." "You see, children should always be interested" "Culture and cuisine of other regions." " Do not eat this stuff." " Too late." "Indeed, taste's very strong." "Actually, there's a different taste...earthy." "Not surprising." "A bit of clay .." "Children, come, I will pour." "Come on." "DO NOT chase the chickens, feed the goat,  nocampfiresin bedrooms do not eat the soup." "Get Up Girls!" "It's already 7:00." " I'm ready." " Good for you, Leonie." "Children rise." "7 hours." "Who did that?" "... These are acronyms." "shortcut for a number of ordinary words, as a common word." " Ducobu!" " Here!" "No, you're not here." "Your head's in the clouds." " Now I'm here." " I am very pleased." "Who can tell me what the acronym "SMIC" means?" "Molas, what a surprise!" ""Super Molas In Charge."" "Enough." "Now, "NASA."" " I know." " Yes, N'Diabbi." ""N'Diabbi Am - Simply Awesome."" "Quiet!" "What is it?" "It's true" " I am." "Shut up!" "Okay." "Now the acronym "SNCF."" "Gratin." "French National Railway Company." "Bravo!" "correct." "Finally, "CAD."" "Ducobu!" "What a miracle!" "I wait to hear from you .." "We have to go play." "Do not be nervous, Gustave." "The rat ​​is just waiting to get me." "Do you have want to end up in a psychiatric hospital?" "A month more to endure." "Then you're rid of him." ""It'ssonicetowalk ."" ""It'ssonicetowalk ."" ""We'renottired."" ""We'renottired."" "stonyroads." "Roads..." "Stop, children." "Look." "A glade with daffodils." "This is rarely seen." " They are really very beautiful." " Let's get closer." "These inspired Van Gogh to paint "Daisies"." "What's so interesting?" "Some trees and insects." "I have the same growing at home." "It's better than sitting in the classroom." "True." "It's beautiful, this starry sky." "Yes, it's amazing." "Look, a shooting star!" "We should make a wish." "Yes, let's think of something." "I want to Kissan you." "You're waiting for a Kissan." "I made a wish." "Me too." "In truth," "I have never seen such a beautiful sky." "Me neither." "Well, goodnight." "Yes, goodnight." " Sweet dreams." " Thank you." "You too!" "You would have said, "Good night, kids!"" "Good night, kids." "Youasshole" "Latouche, you get a zero!" "In the corner!" "Tomorrow - on the offensive." ""Chapter 134." "Get active in the country." "Picnic by the lake." "Bring a blanket and champagne." "You should feel unity with nature." "Find a quiet corner." "Avoid interference from outside "." "" Interference from outside - "Ducobu"." "Ducobu must be neutralized." "Each team has a captain, to whom we hand... a detailed map of the area and... an envelope with the first puzzle." "Monsieur Latouche and I will wait for you here." "Is that clear?" "Do you have any questions?" " Monsieur Latouche!" " Yes, Gratin." "Does this count towards our GPA?" "Yes." "The team which comes first, receives 10." "The last - 0." "Then let us draw lots." "Why is Ducobu on my team?" "Agree." "I'm not good at this stuff." "I'd rather stay with you." "No way!" "Gratin, Ducobu remains with you." "Otherwise, you get a zero." "I will take into account the fact that you have a liability in your team." "Well, all children." "Ready!" "Set!" "Go!" "Stay near the lake." "I hope they stay together." "Here." "Aren't you scared sending them out alone in the woods?" "Do not worry, Mademoiselle Rato." "If they get lost - they have a mobile phone." "Anticipation." "You are amazingly calm." "You know, Mademoiselle Rato I'm - a multi-faceted man." "During my many photo safaris on the savanna" "African forest .." "I developed almost African wisdom." ""He can swim." "Beautiful Berries."" "A carpet of moss!" "Super!" "Even better than a hammock." " Can you navigate?" " well - ships, boats." "Exactly." "Daffodils!" "It reminds me those types of boats... the Chinese." " Right." "We have to go to the lake." " Go without me." "I am a burden to you." "We were told not to separate." "Otherwise, we'll get zero." "I'm" " Captain, so I decide." "Get up and go." "Come on!" "Go faster, lazy!" "How romantic!" "In the end, we also have the right to relax." " Absolutely." " We are people, too." "Enough." "During the school year I do not drink alcohol." "I avoid it as well." " For you." " And for you." "Cheers." "Look - the envelope!" ""This is the most magnificent tree in the forest." "Our forefathers did justice "." "Tarzan!" "Give me a break." "Oak." "This is where Louis IX held court." "Where there is oak?" "Right there ." "Let's go." " Wow, like a punch in the head!" " Yes, it is strong." "I only drank a glass, and I feel very strange." "What is it?" " You're all sweaty." " Yes, I'm hot." " Sweating." " Yeah, me too." "Too hot for me, let's get undressed." " Can you see the oak?" " That's a fir." " Are you sure that is the right direction?" " Exactly." "Maybe we should go back?" "We are moving away from the lake." " Ducobu's right." " Ducobu's never right." "I'm saying it's there." "Come on, We'll win!" "See Mademoiselle Rato." "Pumping!" "Bravo!" " Do you know where we are?" " I know." "Here." "Or here." "Or here." "I'm confused!" "It's all the same ." " We are lost souls." " Exactly." "Calm down." "If we turn back, then we'll come out at the lake." "And the puzzle?" "Let's all get zero?" "What's worse:" "a zero or lost in the woods?" "I do not know." "Do not ask difficult questions!" " Mademoiselle Rato..." " Monsieur Latouche..." "I do not even know your name." " Ghislaine." " Like my mom." " Really?" " Yes!" "My mom..." "Shut up!" "Kiss me!" " See the lake?" " Not yet." "Look!" "Latouche in shorts." "Latouche in shorts!" "Ghislaine!" "Faster!" "We decided to swim, while you were gone." "He calls her by name." "He ​​Kissan her!" "Please do not make a fuss, and do not say anything to your parents." "Not a word." "Blessed Virgin Mary!" "Discretion." "Now tell me, how was the treasure hunt?" "Is anyone missing?" "Ah yes, the Ducobu team." " What a mess!" " Yes." "I can't do it." "It's all because of you, suck-up!" " Tired." " We should have listened to Ducobu." " We have a half-day walk." " Calm down." "Blame Latouche." "We can call him." "Karina, where's the phone?" "No reception." "We'll all die of hunger or cold." "Or a monster will eat us!" " Calm down." "I want to go home!" "I'm too young to die!" "Don't scream." "Shit..." " did I hurt you?" "No." "No one will starve!" "I have 5 chocolate bars." "Two banana flavour .." "We certainly need to get out of here before dark." "Molas!" "Gratin!" "Ducobu!" "Dyubyuisson!" "Ah!" "Do you have their phone number?" "In this hellhole there's no reception!" " And Your African wisdom?" " Fuck it!" "Gustave..." "Excuse me, Ghislaine, I got carried away." "I am still under the devastating influence of alcohol." " It's okay." " I'm sorry." "Ducobu!" "Guys!" "Guys!" " It will be dark soon." " Exactly." "We must build a fire and make a shelter." " You know how to make fire?" " Of course!" "In the "Last Hero" show they failed." "That's because they never read "Rick Sputnik."" "You will not find that in textbooks .." "Come on, come on, go!" "Let's find a corner for us." "Monsieur Buck, we lost five children!" "I must call the gendarmes!" " Five?" " Five." " This is terrible!" " Five." "Five!" "This is the worst year yet!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5." " There!" " Good, Ducobu." "You in charge of kids in the forest?" "Do you have any idea?" "Look here, you and we are all civil servants." "I ask you to show solidarity." "I will write about everything in the report." "Rather than humiliate a colleague, could you help?" " When do you expect to find them?" " In the morning." "We can not do anything at night." "Well done!" "Good job." "I'm proud of you." "Did they go to Lacroix-Mopiu?" "If the gendarmes write a report, I'll be out of a job." "The main thing is to find the children." "Yes, Ghislaine." "of course." "But a job - this is also important." "I cooked "Midges"." "Thanks, but now is not the time." "There's always time." "Midges?" "What is it?" "Cheese balls." "When you eat them, they melt in your mouth." "Hence the name." "Tough luck .." "Do not worry your head." "The forest is not so dangerous." "Unless .." "wolves attack." "There are wolves?" "They were reintroduced into the forest three years ago." "You're crazy." "Why did you do that?" "It's all "green" now." "I would have brought bears." "Tourists love them." "Blessed Virgin Mary!" "Wolves!" "Wolves." "Okay," "Come on." "We may not be found and will never go to college." "So what do we do then?" " Let's live like Robinson Crusoe." " This is not living." "Couldn't be better!" "No school, homework or Mr. Latouche." "Quietly, don't panic." "It's a wolf." "The main thing - do not show fear." "How do you know?" "At the neighbor had a dog that used to bite." "I tamed her." " How?" " I gave her food." " Do you have any?" " No." "Wolf, go to the corner!" "I said, in the corner!" "In the corner!" "Parents Mom and Dad" "Hello?" "This is he." "What?" "Lost in the woods?" "Everything will be fine." "Okay, he's gone." "It's over." "Bravo, Ducobu." "You saved us." "Your daughter is also lost in the woods?" "Do not worry, they will find them." "Yes .." "Of course they will." "The last time you knew our location - here." "Yeah, sort of .." "Given that Big Dipper here, north - there, and then east." "Tomorrow we'll have to go south." "Are you cold?" " Wait." " Thank you." "But what about you?" "I have to get used to it." "The boarding school has no heaters." "Don't say that." "The year has not ended yet." "There's only two weeks." "I won't reach the required score." "Beyond ?" "Toward Croix-Maupiou?" "Lacroix-Mopiu !" "Send teams to Croix-Maupiou." "Yes, Lacroix-Mopiu!" "Look!" "a wrapper from a candy bar." "You pig!" "Did you litter the woods?" "It wasn't me, it was Molas." "Here, look!" "Okay, it was me." "This is good news." "We are going in the right direction." "Come on!" "Look!" "the same moss .." "We are near the lake." "We are there!" " We are saved!" " Exactly!" "Monsieur Latouche!" "I'll finish you with my report." "Mr. Commissioner, I..." "Croix-Maupiou?" " What happened?" " Ducobu provided us with food, fire and shelter." "He saved us from a wolf." "He found the lake." "He is a real hero!" "Stop the search." "The children have been found." "I have never been so glad to see you Ducobu!" "Emotion." "I can not say the same." "You let us get us lost." "Disappointment." "Tension." "There were saved by a blond kid dressed up like a bumblebee." " Bee?" " Yes." "Yes." "Yes, yes, yes." "Thank you." "They're OK." "They found them." " Well what?" "Did you have a good holiday?" " Yes!" "What do you say to Uncle Buck?" "Goodbye!" "Uh, Ducobu!" "You are the worst student I've ever had, but..." "But I like your resourcefulness." "I like you too, though you're a little "Relou"." " Are you in trouble?" " Of course!" "I might lose my job." "Maybe the last time in any classroom for me." "Maybe not." "What if I .." "tell the gendarmes we got lost because, we didn't follow your instructions.." "But the other children will be questioned!" "I do not think Gratin will lie to the police." "Gratin I can handle." "But on one condition." " What do you want?" " Average "5" for this term." "Goodness gracious!" "Ducobu, you know, it's impossible." "In this quarter you have nine zeros!" "Even with 10 in the treasure hunt, your average will be "one."" "Give me some more "10"'s." "But but..." "This is bullshit." "Little beast!" "Leonie!" "Latouche will be fired!" "What?" "We must say that it was our fault." "Okay, I failed, but this is no reason .." "If Latouche is fired I will be sent to boarding school." "And the most unpleasant thing ..." "I'll never see you again." "Ducobu, all right, I'm convinced .." "Okay, but on one condition." "You stop cheating." "I promise." "WewelcomeMinister" "Mom, stop drinking!" " Well, to our children." " Yes, to our children." " Herve, what are your plans for tonight?" " None." "Then come to supper." "I will make a casserole of macaroni." "With pleasure." "I love casseroles." "Especially pasta." "I do not want to take the fifth grade!" "I can not stand another year with Ducobu." " I've found another teacher." "How?" "I have no time." "The Minister is about to arrive." "Why are you sitting here?" "I didn't do anything, Monsieur Latouche." "Gustave, a disaster!" "I lost my glasses." " You have not seen them?" " They probably here somewhere." " Where?" " Over there." "We are gathered here today in the schoolyard," "To pay homage to the courage of one student." " I deeply admire..." " That's my son." "... Courage and dedication this boy and..." "I'm sorry, it's the president." "I have to answer." "Yes, Monsieur President." "Of course." "I need to go urgently." "Can anyone finish reading this?" "Of course." "My compliments to Monsieur pre..." "You do it, Latouche." " No, not me!" " Yes, you .." " No!" " Latouche!" "I. .." "deeply admire the courage, selflessness and ingenuity of the boy," "Who saved the life of his four companions." "He should become a role model for for all young people." "Saint Potash School should be proud" "To have a real hero among her students." "Applause student Ducobu!" "Bravo!" ", Ducos!" "Bravo!" "Thank you." "Champion!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Bravo!" "Bravo!" ", Ducos!" "Bravo!" ", Ducos!" "Exactly Ducobu!" "Ducobu, you're the best!" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "No applause for me, Monsieur Latouche?" "Of course." "Louder .." " Next year we'll talk." " With pleasure." "Geography homework already done." "I will practice the flute." "Hi, Latouche." "Ah!" "Mademoiselle Rato." "I do not see anyone." "Where are the kids?" "Caution, Monsieur Rato." "6 x 1 = 6." "6 x 2... 6 x 2..." " 6 x 2 = 12." " Ready?" "During my many photo safari on the savanna" "African forests .." "I bought..." "During my many... 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. .." "Ducobu!" "TWELVE!" "Ducobu!" "By the way, what do you think of the new boy?" "About Ducobu?" "I don't know yet." "Without a flute test, it's hard for me to say anything." "Children rise." "7 am." "Who did this?" " Come on." " I can't." "I can't." "Translation A.Vizhe Eng subtitles: 'Lyosha"