"Sell off all these Dumbbells" "And I'm done with my debt." "Really... men are quite useful." "They can carry heavy loads, bring up babies, cook... and even give you foot and body massages." "Should you want a child... pick yourself some handsome stud." "Just don't fall in love with him." "Because here in the land of the Amazons, all men are slaves." "No men are permitted within the palace walls." "The Queen despises them." "And now... 13th Master welcomes you to her first show." "Now... feast your eyes on what I've brought to you today." "The crown jewel of my shop..." "You couldn't ask for more." "This merchandise is positively number one." "Here we are... an absolute gem." "18-year-old Hardy Hard." "Come over and see for yourselves." "His skin is smooth." "And very muscular." "Hardy Hard, turn around and show the ladies." "And I promise you you'll be very satisfied." "he's a very special dumbbell." "However... 2 gold coins will buy him." "How about three!" "Oh... but of course..." "Thank you." "And here's your purchase madam." "Please." "What?" "I can't..." "Not with her." "What' going on?" "Is my money no good here?" "Oh please you know your a valued customer." "Do you want to die dumbbell?" "But look at her." "Look at that big ugly mole on her face." "And that hair sticking out of it." "No more insulence..." "what's wrong with a mole?" "Oh!" "please just kill me!" "Hey!" "hang on..." "Stop being such a baby." "Look at me." "Am I pretty?" "Yes." "And is she?" "Yes." "Oh please let me go.." "Huh." "I'll give you anything you want!" "What about a thousand gold coins!" "Stop him!" "Where's the stone?" "I got it." "Just like you told me to from the palace it's right here." "As we planned, we'll meet in three days time..." "When twice-bloom flowers blossom, the Star of Rex appears..." "Yin and Yang turn upside down, and chaos reigns." "When twice-bloom flowers blossom, the Star of Rex appears..." "Yin and Yang turn upside down..." "Hey!" "Get on!" "All of my Dumbells have escaped." "Get them!" "Have you seen my Dumbbells?" "Yes... a couple!" "Hey!" "give them back now!" "Don't you run away!" "Oh!" "what's wrong with you?" "Crazy bitch!" "You steal my Dumbbells and then you hit me!" "Are you haveing fun?" "Return my Dumbbells or I won't let you go." "I'm warning you to stop or you'll be sorry!" "You don't scare me..." "I'm gonna kick your ass!" "And she is?" "What's it to you?" "Did you do that?" "It doesn't look like your work." "Your not concerned with who got him right?" "If the job is done." "What is it?" "We got two but the others got away." "These two are worthless." "It's better than nothing!" "Oh... um this is just so unfair!" "Are you the 13th Master?" "That's right... are you here to apologize?" "You've lost me all my dumbbells." "My business is finished!" "Marshal Edo Bowman." "How nice to see you on such a beautiful day." "I thought you forgot me." "Get out!" "How could I forget you, it's just..." "I'm a little short on cash these days..." "and um..." "Hey Na..." "I'm looking for a man." "and if you find him we'll forget about your debt." "My debts gone." "What sort of man is he?" "Wait..." "Here." "Special." "He's an... important man." "Handsome isn't he?" "Oh he's absolutely handsome Marshal." "A perfect match for yourself." "Where do I start looking?" "He's a performer... you understand?" "This is imperative..." "You must find him." "But where?" "Oh some place on the outskirts of town." "Anything else?" "Ah..." "Okay alright." "He's different to others." "Special." "Tell me what he looks like." "Okay... now." "When he sees a pretty girl, his ears go red... and they make a "popping" sound." "That's nice... you're in love." "What ever!" "So... you find him then bring him back." "My Dumbbells?" "I'll hold them." "You find me the man I'm after..." "I'll give back all of them." "Young Master... please help me!" "Young Master, please save me!" "What I lose today..." "I gain tomorrow." "Red Hawk." "Did you seek help from the Tribe of Wolves?" "That's right." "As Imperial Enforcer... you shall not collaborate with such barbarians." "Does it matter?" "It shouldn't matter how I do it." "I've accomplished all you've asked of me." "Yet always dishonorably." "I beg your pardon?" "show some respect." "And why should I!" "You're just an Enforcer, now you obey!" "I don't take orders from a man." "Only a woman." "Anyhow..." "Especially not from you." "Your not even a real man." "Blue Bird, stand aside!" "High Priest... please spare her life." "Red Hawk, you're no longer Imperial Enforcer." "Your Majesty." "Because you were not where you were supposed to be..." "I'm sure this will come as a great suprise..." "Commander." "The Secret Palace Chamber was robbed." "Your Majesty..." "I did not know this..." "I was at the city gates supervising work on the city walls." "Besides..." "You ordered the Secret Chamber off limits." "After all, it is only a piece of stone." "How dare you!" "Your lying to save your own skin." "You were at the whorehouse." "Execute her!" "Your Majesty!" "Take her away..." "Now!" "Yes, your Majesty!" "Couples... how disgusting." "Her Majesty has truly lost her mind." "When twice-bloom flowers blossom, the Star of Rex appears..." "Yin and Yang turn upside down, and chaos reigns." "Tell me, is one the Star of Rex?" "Neither of them." "Kill them!" "That leaves only one person left in the family tree." "It is him." "So he must be our Star of Rex." "I'm worried the plaque... will fall into the hands of the Star of Rex." "And if he solves the riddle of the Sacred Sword..." "The sword will find him." "Crouching Tiger's rebels may have stolen the plaque," "Although... they may not know the Star of Rex's identity." "Crouching Tiger may not... but the plaque knows." "The plaque is spiritual, it will find him." "If we follow that stone..." "it will lead us to the Star of Rex." "And if you find him?" "Taking your throne is his destiny." "Do you want to die?" "Why won't you let me die?" "Because I hate you..." "You deserve this." "Your Majesty... she's your sister." "Are you sorry?" "It's my fault..." "Your bleeding." "Don't touch me!" "Don't ever touch me." "Your hands are posion." "Sis, you could be Queen..." "Just like the prophecy, if you marry the King." "The world is ours, you can't give it up for love." "Oh yes I can." "For me Wei Liao is the world." "Wei Liao!" "Ya Ge?" "Your not..." "But I thought?" "You'll suffer the rest of your life!" "His Majesty's been murdered!" "From now on... all men... will live their lives... in shame and misery." "I want you to go and find the stone." "The eagle will help you find the thief." "The Amazons got his left arm when they tried to arrest him." "When you find him, inform me immediately." "Your Highness." "Okay..." "Ready?" "1,2,3, up!" "I'm sorry." "One more time." "What's wrong with you?" "Sorry, I misjudged it." "What happened?" "Idiot!" "You get no dinner tonight." "Peachy?" "I don't know." "You started without a leading lady?" "Hey Melon Seed, go put on Peachy's costume." "Hey Master I won't let you down." "Ow!" "... ready?" "Along time ago there were twin fairies." "The Gods wanted them to be concubines for a King." "But the younger sister resisted..." "because she was in love." "Whoa!" "just in time!" "Where have you been?" "Master Blackwood was looking for you." "Hey!" "what happened to your arm?" "It's okay." "You know I'm making a lot of money with Crouching Tiger." "Oh Ho!" "You mean the one who's the outlaw?" "He's a Hero!" "You know... in a couple of days," "I'm gonna take this to him." "And I'm not coming back!" "Don't!" "..." "It's worth a lot of money you know!" "You lazy Punk!" "Where have you been?" "You're really late!" "What's worth a lot of money?" "Come on... come on." "What are you doing?" "Get changed." "Just get on!" "Go... go..." "Hey!" "are you ready?" "And..." "Hurry up..." "Go..." "Hey!" "When he sees a pretty girl, his ears..." "They go bright red." "And they pop!" "Am I pretty?" "Yes." "Very!" "Ow!" "Hey!" "Watch it..." "Sorry." "Master Blackwood, will you read my fortune?" "You want me to do it right now?" "Please..." "Will you do it?" "What can't wait?" "Love." "Here..." "Look for yourself." "It's a white horse." "You can't love a white horse." "Go that way." "It's so accurate!" "I saw her." "All better?" "Oh yes!" "Your happy now?" "Oh absolutely!" "Now you can get back to work." "Sure." "Am I pretty?" "Yeah." "Say it again." "And mean it." "Yeah!" "Say it again!" "I said Yeah!" "Back to work!" "Let's go." "Weiwei, you said you loved only me!" "How could you!" "If your my love... then that..." "I didn't do it Sis." "She cast a spell..." "Get off..." "I hate you!" "Now get out!" "But I love you." "Your hands... they're poison!" "Don't ever touch me!" "Charcoal!" "You can't make me stop loving you." "I'll never..." "let another man touch me again." "Seeing as you hate men so much..." "I'll cut it off." "Nobody move!" "How dare you perform this outrage?" "What's wrong?" "Arrest them all!" "Run, everybody..." "Run!" "Stop!" "Your under arrest!" "I'm sorry." "You there..." "behind the rock..." "Come out right now!" "Hi." "I thought for a moment there, you'd actually found the stone." "Ahh... some bread?" "Now you give me the stone..." "Yes?" "You and I are the same." "After I get the Sacred Sword," "I'll give you the position of High Priestess." "And we'll conquer the world side by side." "Don't be so sure." "Alright." "You stay a Royal servant." "What is it?" "Peachy gave it to me yesterday." "It's a secret." "He asked me to go with him tomorrow to give it to Crouching Tiger." "And he says we'll make loads of money." "Do you really think this piece of stone can make us us rich?" "Of course it can!" "Gems." "We're rich!" "Wait..." "Hey!" "look at that!" "It's a map..." "Look a river." "It is huh?" "A treasure map it looks like." "And maybe this gem will show us where the treasure is." "Look here, that's the... it's the river Be..." "Oh..." "Quiet." "Where's Block Head?" "Haven't seen him." "Well let's get a fish for him when he gets back." "Where's Charcoal?" "What's going on?" "Gugu, where are they?" "They left with the stone plaque, to look for treasure." "The stone plague?" "Treasure?" "What treasure?" "Hey!" "all done." "Nah... it doesn't look right." "See that should go..." "There!" "Nice weather..." "Yes!" "It's really lovely." "Hello boys..." "I'm Crouching Tiger." "A girl huh?" "White pony?" "I'm gorgeous," "So of course ride a white pony." "Ahh!" "You came to see our play right?" "Yes..." "But us outlaws must use disquises..." "To keep our where abouts unknown." "Oh... yeah." "Well..." "You can give me the map now." "Ahh..." "Where's Peachy?" "How come he's not with you?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "He's off looking for more gold." "Wow!" "Gold huh?" "Do you think you could take us with you?" "I always travel alone." "That stones a bit tricky huh." "Ordinarily such trivalities I leave to my underlings." "We could be your underlings." "You see?" "Take us along." "We could help you." "Well then I suppose you could tag along behind." "Or!" "If you came with me you could lead the way." "and you are?" "Crouching Tiger" "How can both of you be Crouching Tiger?" "Both of us will slug it out..." "And the winner is Crouching Tiger." "Your just in time." "Actually we're both Crouching Tiger." "I'm Crouching, She's tiger." "You see..." "we're Sisters." "You want the treasure?" "Then we should be working together." "Instead of competing." "We are good sisters." "Your moustache looks crooked." "There's no need to be jealous..." "You can have half, I'm happy to share." "Let's go." "Wait... when we find the treasure, how much do we get?" "Ten percent." "Are you crazy?" "That's way too much!" "Here put these on." "Hey!" "we said underlings..." "There's no way were Dumbbells." "Yeah!" "We are not Dumbbells." "Don't be stupid." "It's illegal for a man to walk free on the streets." "This is a disquise?" "Go." "First things first." "I was the one who found the treasue map," "So when we find the treasure it's me who gets the bigger half." "Okay." "So it's settled." "Okay." "I'll have eighty percent." "Okay." "You're being odd." "You can't fool me you know, I'm way too smart." "The Dumbbells are all I'm after." "Ah!" "that's right we're in the same trade." "I almost forgot." "Hey!" "I think I already have a client for the good looking one." "He's yours then." "Wait!" "Are you hungry?" "Um Hm!" "Hey, you two." "I want you to go catch that rabbit for dinner." "Sure!" "Come on." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hey!" "Over here." "Over there." "I said over there." "So over there as well!" "Are you okay?" "Your not hurt are you?" "Could we let him go?" "He's so cute and..." "and he's hurt I think." "Wait!" "We won't eat that bunny so you can let him go." "But what are we gonna eat then!" "You're an idiot!" "What do we do for dinner, Huh?" "I must say I'm suprised..." "You're not a bad fighter." "But you're no match for me when it comes to men." "That's fine cause I'm not interested in men." "Dumbbells are for trading, not love." "Yeah!" "Play with them and sell them, I'd much rather have money than a man." "Although I couldn't help but notice..." "You like Charcoal." "Don't try and deny it your in love." "You're crazy." "What's the problem?" "So you fell in love with a Dumbell." "Perfectly fine." "I couldn't care less about Charcoal." "Well..." "I'll have him then." "Good!" "So you don't mind?" "Goody!" "Louder, sound more excited." "She Ah..." "Only." "HEY!" "Oh!" "Hey there." "Oh I'm sorry" "Did I frighten you?" "Can I get you anything?" "Like what exactly?" "Oh ah... water shower." "What else?" "Only my sumptuous lips..." "And now..." "No no..." "No no were done." "It's Okay, go to bed." "Let me give you a special back rub... huh?" "I'd rather be alone." "I'm really good at it." "Come on you'll like it." "BACK RUB THIS!" "Your too easy and your style needs improving." "Hello there, Oh now come on your not still mad?" "Over what?" "You miss understood me." "The maps on my mind." "All that's important is..." "The money!" "Ready to go." "Hey!" "Do you mind?" "Who do you think you are?" "Put it on now." "You're such a blockhead." "Hey there, it's alright." "Girls never say what they feel." "Here's is your bread." "It tastes better when its hot." "Ah!" "Thanks." "Some bread?" "I hate bread you know." "Why?" "Breads only food." "It's not rude is it?" "Hello beautiful people!" "My name's Gorgeous." "Now then..." "mind if I join you?" "I do." "I think I'll stay anyway." "Hey you're pretty groovy old lady." "And your moustache is super sexy." "Ahh!" "As well as being beautiful you have exquisite taste." "Well..." "I got my dress from the shop next door." "And this is 100% pure hair." "Oh!" "these two Dumbells are absolutely divine." "Want to sell them?" "I'll buy them both." "No, we're..." "Hey!" "be quiet." "Not for sale." "You know something?" "I think that..." "you're too old for young Dumbells..." "Right then." "Let me tell you something." "I am Her Majesty's secret agent on a mission." "To take these two back to the palace." "Her Majesty?" "prove it." "Well of course I have some proof." "There!" "I can't believe you tried to trick us with a biscuit." "That's stupid." "You moron!" "Who are you?" "Crouching Tiger." "Another Crouching Tiger" "He's lying!" "I'm sorry if I have offended You." "Please... won't you drink some of this wine and accept my apologies." "Ahhh... it's Okay." "Did I just hear you say that one those is the Star of Rex?" "You're really sure about that?" "I am." "The prophecy says..." "That this tablet contains the power to find the Star of Rex..." "Guide him to where the Sacred Sword is hidden, and to assist him to overthrow the Evil Queen." "My mission is to protect the Star of Rex, and help him get the Sword." "Oh!" "That's so great!" "He's so great!" "Hey!" "You'll get to be King, I'm sure of it." "Ahh... it could be you." "Wait a minute..." "why are you two getting so excited?" "Nobody knows if this is real." "You two can't start a war, you can't even even fight!" "That's it!" "Get your things and come back to the troupe." "Well?" "Come on, hurry up and get your stuff." "Come on..." "Wait!" "Master Blackwood, Master Blackwood..." "What's the matter?" "Stop this nonsense I don't want to here it." "Please listen." "Please just calm down and listen to me." "Why hello there..." "Either of you got a match?" "I don't smoke." "Am I pretty?" "What are you doing just sitting around?" "Lets go... don't put them after us." "Hey you're not Crouching Tiger." "Treasures the main thing." "Does it matter who we are?" "Yeah, see over there, you want to go with those guys?" "Go on, be my guest." "What are you doing, Let's go." "We can't leave Master Blackwood like that." "Hey..." "Look at that he's in love." "Hey!" "when I'm king," "I'll make sure he's happy." "And you can be with your dream lady." "Hey!" "That stuffs really good." "This is called hypnotic incense." "All traders use it." "Haven't you got any?" "Take it." "Okay we're ready." "Let's go then." "Okay!" "Come on..." "Lets go!" "Hey!" "Charcoal, if I'm crowned King..." "Then we men won't have to be slaves anymore." "But it could be you who becomes King?" "Naah!" "you'll be King." "Let me help." "Hey!" "Worth an absolute fortune That Royal Treasure." "Don't you think?" "Seems to me your too close." "I'm only trying to be friendly." "Don't go getting excited and think That I want to be Queen and stuff?" "Oh!" "Come on!" "You'd do just about anything to be Queen." "Give us a break!" "Alright so I'd like to be the Queen." "What do you think my Lord..." "Ha!" "Ha!" "You wish." "It's against the law for you to touch me." "I'll have your hand chopped off!" "We're entering the Haunted City." "Some Haunted City?" "I don't see any ghosts or monsters." "I see a monster." "But I'm a beautiful Monster." "Whoa!" "Come on!" "Oh!" "Look out!" "Don't worry." "I'll protect you." "Up the tree..." "Go!" "This place is terrifying What is it?" "Don't you know about Ghost City?" "What?" "I hate ghosts..." "Aaaa!" "Quiet, settle down cut it out or we're gonna die." "Please don't let go!" "Aaaaa!" "Aaaaa!" "You've broken my leg!" "Aaaaa!" "Give me the plaque..." "Now!" "Red Hawk!" "What are you doing?" "Blue Bird, what the hell are you doing?" "You and I have grown up like sisters, now hold on to me." "You would save me now only to betray me later." "How could you ever die because your not able to be the Empress?" "It's all I ever wanted..." "You have to let me die." "Don't let go." "Red Hawk!" "Hey!" "I don't want to die so young." "Forget about that, I'll look after you." "Oh!" "Lets say that..." "I did die, would you hold on to my hand..." "Til I went to Heaven?" "You're human?" "We are... we're the..." "The cavemen!" "I am Palupa." "I am Kaluka." "You laugh, I laugh." "You cry, I cry." "You nasty, I nasty." "You kill, I kill." "You cuddle, we cuddle." "Oh hey!" "We should be laughing." "Come on, start laughing." "Put some effort into it!" "You're useless!" "Why didn't you hold on." "Your too heavy." "I told you you got to eat to get stronger." "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "QUIET!" "Shut up!" "Quiet!" "What's this?" "You done now?" "Our Ancestors used to live on the Northern Hills." "And we were carefree." "We laughed all the time..." "And we cried when we were sad." "We enjoyed our work." "And partyed also..." "And we loved all night." "Then the Queen became so jealous of our lives..." "She banished all of us." "We were forced to come here and live in these caves..." "Hiding always from the Queen." "In the dark... hiding here..." "And we got crazy, and became weird." "And the sun frightens us." "Who will fight..." "Overthrow the Queen?" "We must fight... take back our lives..." "overthrow the Queen!" "Calm down, Palupa!" "Calm down!" "Revenge!" "Right!" "We'll fight!" "Here we are then." "On my soul." "And this as well?" "Ah!" "what's this?" "It's pretty." "STOP!" "Charcoal..." "Charcoal!" "Ahh!" "This mist is creepy." "We won't be able to see anything until it goes away." "Charcoal!" "It's safer if you lean on the rock." "Blockhead..." "It's us." "High there guys." "We thought the monsters had eaten you up." "Cavemen..." "Not monsters..." "Ahh!" "They're good guys." "Okay!" "Why are you holding hands?" "Yeah..." "What about you guys?" "Hey!" "Hands off me!" "What?" "Hey... check it out." "You we're taking advantage of me..." "Huh?" "It's so foggy here." "What is this place?" "Hey Look... there." "Yeah..." "let's take a look." "I think we found it, the entrance to the treasure chamber." "Oh God!" "We found it!" "How does it open?" "Ah Ah Oh!" "..." "This is it!" "Do we need to keep plaque?" "Where's the treasure?" "Hmm?" "Okay!" "It's got to be here somewhere." "Let's go!" "Wow!" "Look at all these weapons." "I'm not seeing any treasure?" "How do we find the Sacred Sword?" "What does it look like?" "Hey!" "Okay!" "there's someone here..." "Run!" "Come on!" "Run!" "See I said that guy was big trouble!" "What is this Place..." "Four walls and a pond?" "That's it?" "It's nice" "Look at that." "Wow!" "My past something!" "Hey!" "Look at that!" "I win again!" "You cheater!" "You even cheat your own friends!" "Give it back!" "No I win..." "Mine!" "Mine!" "That's wrong." "What?" "Hey!" "Could that be the Sacred Sword." "What..." "Where?" "It really exists!" "That means your a King and I'm a Queen... and we're both rich!" "It's really true!" "Here." "The Sacred Sword cannot be stolen so easily." "It is the sword that chooses its owner." "Your knowledge and skill as a warrior... well exceeds your years." "Ohhhh!" "I chose the wrong guy." "Oh!" "Is that all your concerned about?" "I never said I was a King you know." "Here!" "You don't have to yell at me just because you can't be King." "You know it's not like I'm your girl friend!" "What?" "You think I'm an idiot." "You sure are!" "Say that again!" "Hey..." "Why don't we just forget it." "No!" "Charcoal!" "It's not you is it?" "You can't be King." "You have to put it back." "Oh!" "I know it was only an accident..." "I..." "Blockhead, I didn't mean it." "You have to drop it!" "Oh..." "Blue Bird!" "Trace the stone plaque..." "When you find the Star of Rex, inform me immediately." "Yes, your Highness." "Aw!" "She's a spy!" "Wait!" "Don't let her get escape!" "Are you okay?" "But why?" "Blue Bird..." "Let him go right now!" "You work for your King and I for mine." "Okay!" "You've just been lying." "No!" "I'm sorry." "You want the Sacred Sword?" "It's yours then." "I don't want it!" "Now we look to him..." "to fight for the Crown." "The Star of Rex has appeared, My work is done." "Ow, What happened?" "Charcoal?" "It wasn't intentional, I..." "I couldn't control it." "Please... just go." "Go now!" "GO NOW!" "I don't want to be King!" "You a King?" "That such crap!" "You're just a gold digger." "I just heard from my sister..." "That the Star of Rex has the Sacred Sword." "It is true, but do not worry." "I will get the Star of Rex and the Sacred Sword." "If one wants to rule the world and govern it's people... one must be ruthless." "The Sacred Sword can't be mastered by a kid." "One must have a powerful soul, to be able to control that sword." "I shall enjoy killing that little brat." "I'm shocked..." "I know what you did." "The reason you failed... it's because you got emotionally involved with your target." "I'm sorry." "Just go." "Please will you let me ask" "How do you stay with such a cruel woman?" "I've always loved her for who she is..." "Underneath." "Ahh!" "13th Master, Long time no see, Would you like some company?" "You've got to be kidding!" "Now go annoy somebody else." "Ah!" "Yes fiesty Affairs." "Playing hard to get huh?" "I like that." "Get lost idiot!" "Whoa!" "I'm not in the mood alright!" "Here 13th master, his name is Wave Rider." "He arrived only yesterday." "See what lovely skin he has." "Greet the lady." "Ha!" "Wave Rider huh!" "Some wine?" "Another guy!" "You don't have to be nasty." "We're just going pretend that nothing ever happened, and that I'm one of those heartless playgirls." "That's a good idea." "I'm not a King and I've got no money." "Ya!" "happy?" "Have some wine." "What's your problem?" "What..." "Like you care?" "You just don't think about anybody else but yourself." "Yeah!" "yeah!" "yeah!" "yeah..." "all I want... is money, right?" "Well..." "I'm about to sell you to Marshal Edo Bowman." "You are huh?" "Oh!" "Thats a good thing isn't it?" "Let's go then." "Alright, then we're going." "Alright." "Okay!" "Well!" "Well!" "13th Master..." "You've been avoiding me." "No!" "I'm glad your here." "Yes!" "Look no time for chatting." "Where's the man?" "You found him no?" "Cause if you didn't go home!" "Because your busy..." "I've found what you want." "Where've you got him?" "Bowman." "I'm all yours." "Let's go." "Wait!" "Stop!" "I said stop!" "Okay!" "We need to run away!" "Explain yourself." "I'm your dream lover, and the one you want so..." "Leave her alone..." "She did her job." "Shut up!" "How dare you talk to me like that?" "Listen to me... don't know where you got him, but this is not the man I want." "So you don't want this man?" "Well no..." "but I could do with another play thing." "I'll take him, as part payment." "What do you say about that?" "Huh?" "Your in love with a Dumbbell..." "Huh?" "Yeah!" "yeah!" "yeah!" "yeah!" "yeah..." "So I'm in love with a Dumbell." "Huh!" "a Dumbbell trader falling with love with a Dumbbell..." "Huh!" "Is there a law against that?" "Huh!" "Your gonna miss your business, Cause it's now all gone." "Ha!" "I don't care because I got my man." "Well now you're poor just like me." "Says who?" "All I've gotta to do... is sell you," "Then I'll be rich again." "You sure?" "Yes I'm sure." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing here?" "I'm not a servant of the Queen anymore." "And could you tell Charcoal..." "Even though he has the Sacred Sword, he's no match for the Queen." "Please tell him to be careful." "Whether it's true or not, we have to tell Charcoal." "Come on." "Wa... wa... wa..." "Wait!" "Dressed like that?" "Come on..." "You like it." "Ok!" "Back soon." "I knew she'd fallen for the Star of Rex." "Now take them to my sister." "I've known all along... that you'd fall in love with the Star of Rex." "You're using her then." "Please don't let her kill Charcoal." "He's naive and no match for the Queen." "Blue Bird, I want the Sacred Sword." "So you want to be King." "Where's the King?" "When twice-bloom flowers blossom, the Star of Rex appears..." "Yin and Yang turn upside down, and chaos reigns." "Well you see that flower?" "You know it blossoms and dies at my command." "Sister..." "it's all my fault." "Wei Liao could never have betrayed you." "This is my doing." "Your doing?" "Sister..." "Uh..." "I'm sorry." "It's time for you to go." "You ready?" "To do my bidding girls?" "Now you two..." "You're about to learn a lesson." "And it's that there's a very fine line between love and hate." "Tribal leaders..." "The Star of Rex has the Sacred Sword." "Tomorrow we attack the Amazon Kingdom... and overthrow the Evil Queen." "You want us to follow the Star of Rex into war," "But look at him..." "He's hardly an inspiring Warrior." "People get killed in wars you know." "Death isn't so bad considering," "The alternative." "And the alternative is horrible." "Who is that?" "Master Blackwood?" "Help me!" "I've known this boy since he was a child." "I would like to say a few words to everyone." "Who are you?" "A beast!" "A freak." "What do you mean?" "Charcoal, don't be afraid." "Now do you see... why you must conquer that Evil woman?" "She wanted to change all men into women..." "And tried an experiment on me." "But now I'm neither man nor woman." "If you do nothing..." "All of you will end up like me!" "All of you!" "Like you... and you... and you!" "You must be the bravest fighters in the whole damn world." "To the death we will fight, long live the King!" "Charcoal!" "Blockhead." "Master Blackwood." "I'm sorry." "Nevermind that." "The Queen's got the girls, we need you and your sword." "Charcoal, a good King... does not think only about himself." "Yeah!" "We are here, and we are prepared to die." "Positions!" "Positions!" "Stop!" "Edo Bowman!" "Leave him..." "I'll deal with this one myself." "I missed you so much." "I thought I would never ever see you again!" "No crying." "You don't look as pretty when you cry." "Oh!" "your ears, they're still so sexy." "Hey!" "hey!" "everyones watching." "What are you doing?" "Are we going into battle or not?" "We must still fight!" "We are joining forces." "And after we overthrow the Queen... we'll be able to live normal lives." "You needn't be alarmed." "We want equality not supremacy." "It's only the Evil Queen we're overthrowing." "Not women in general." "If we fight now..." "We'll be free..." "Free to love anybody we choose." "Hooray!" "Let's go!" "Now let us go on to freedom." "Yes!" "She's casting a spell!" "Now run!" "Everybody run!" "Run everybody!" "Quick hurry get under cover!" "I'm staying, I'm not going anywhere!" "I don't care." "I'm staying right here." "You'll never triumph over love." "Your Majesty, the palace is behind this gate." "Well that hurt." "No kidding." "13th Master!" "Blue Bird!" "13th Master!" "Blue Bird!" "13th Master!" "Blue Bird!" "Hey!" "they're under some kind of spell!" "Wake up?" "What do you think your doing." "Wake up!" "Charcoal, don't!" "Charcoal!" "Hey!" "Don't do it!" "Wait Charcoal!" "Oh no!" "Charcoal!" "Hey!" "You alright?" "Blue Bird, You gotta wake up." "Blue Bird, It's me Charcoal." "Come on!" "13th Master, your under a spell?" "Wait!" "You have to pull yourself together." "Blue Bird, No!" "Charcoal, what are you doing on the floor?" "What's going on?" "Well you girls were under a spell and tried to kill us." "Oh!" "What happened?" "You were grabbing so hard it hurt." "Ahh!" "Come on what reason would I have for that?" "Hmm?" "Blue Bird..." "Oh not again!" "Blue Bird please wake up!" "Ohh!" "Everything hurts!" "Are you okay?" "Someone put me in a sack and beat up on me." "Look, I'm bruised all over." "Oh no!" "That was Blockhead." "Hey!" "Are you two alright?" "Maybe we should ask you that question.." "Oh please, your so disgusting come on." "Oh wait... hang on, the Sword..." "You'd better get the Sacred Sword." "He's right we can't let it fall into the Queen's hands." "Charcoal!" "Charcoal..." "Blockhead, go and get some fire to melt the ice!" "Go and get the sword." "I'll stall the Queen." "Go on!" "Charcoal!" "Charcoal..." "Just stand aside!" "Hey Charcoal are you alright?" "Hey!" "Charcoal." "Whoa!" "Come on Charcoal,come on." "Hey!" "Whoa!" "You okay?" "Charcoal..." "Hey!" "Hey..." "It's Okay." "Okay!" "Let's go." "Okay!" "What are you doing?" "Don't Charcoal!" "Your stuggling." "You willing to give up everything, for someone who has deceived you?" "Are you going to die for her?" "Charcoal, kill her please!" "Hey!" "I don't want to die!" "Another hopeless slave man." "Wei Liao." "He'll show you how to lift the sword..." "And castrate yourself, just as he did." "And when it's done I'll spare your life." "You know she's prepared to die." "You must kill her with the Sacred Sword..." "Or she'll torture Blue Bird for all eternity." "Yes!" "Sacrifice yourself for love." "Charcoal, whatever you do don't give him the sword." "He wants to be king!" "Well see then..." "You've been lying all along?" "He wants me all along." "Your going to have to do it now." "You've been lying to me all along!" "Shut your eyes, both hands." "Now do it!" "Blue Bird are you okay?" "Were okay." "All I ever wanted..." "Was to spend my life with Ya Ge." "Don't be afraid." "I'll always be by your side." "We are in love." "We belong together." "Ya Ge..." "I never lied to you." "Not even once." "Honey do you think you..." "Could get off?" "Off now!" "What ever she's done..." "I don't care." "There gone..." "There gone!" "Charcoal must have won." "He must have won." "He beat the Queen!" "How about hat Charcoal huh?" "Giving up the throne so he could enjoy life..." "And leaving the Kingdom to us." "Yeah, it's nice!" "I never imagined I could cross my arms and do nothing." "Hey!" "why don't we work alternate days?" "Oh I think not." "Working hard is a man's job." "Ahh!" "Well, we'll have to make a prince fast to help me out... huh?" "Okay!" "When then?" "Right now?" "Now?" "Yes." "There's so many people watching." "So what I'm the King." "The future now lies in the hands of these young people." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Yes it is, cold... but beautiful" "We're almost there." "Oh!" "they've had twins." "Oh... that won't do at all, we'll have to do better than that." "You wish!" "Why did you come with me?" "and not stay and be King?" "What do you think." "I don't know is it my cow." "It's because I love you." "I love you so much, I don't have time to be king." "Come on... gorgeous lover." "Okay." "So!" "You really think I'm gorgeous?" "I'll tell you when we get there."