"Hi, I'm Neal, a typical Indian guy," "But there's nothing typically Indian about me." "I've never even been to India!" "Dad was a farmer there, he sowed oats." "But now, he rears horses!" "After settling in Canada, Dad brought Mom from Punjab." "The result of their 25 years of hard work is not me it's Albert, their horse!" "You go gaga when you see pretty women," "You forget all about me!" "I make the tea, I cook the meals." "And they get the kisses?" "What rubbish!" "When did you cook meals for the horse?" "Come on!" "Let's take a picture!" "Don't touch me!" "Mom and Dad are very cute." "They can't stay without each other." "And when they're together, they're always fighting!" "Unfortunately, both of them are very happy!" "And now they want to see me happy." "They want me to get married!" "Me!" "The Neal!" "Don't get me wrong..." "I don't have a problem with girls, they love me!" "Neal!" "He rocks, and he's the one to score!" "You thought you've seen the best, but he's here to show you more!" "N E A L!" "Go Neal!" "They tell the whole world, that they're crazy about me!" "I'm kidding." "Girls aren't that crazy!" "It's not that I don't want to get married." "But you need to choose the right kind of girl, not this domesticated, homely type, you know!" "I've told Mom, I'm the athletic type I like football." "Then I have the perfect girl, she's also very sporty and athletic just like you!" "Hi!" "I'm Minni!" "Wanna play?" "If I don't have any kids in the future it's all thanks to Minni!" "Neal, look who's here!" "Your Daddy's best friend, Harpreet Uncle... and Cherry Aunty, and their daughter Katrina!" "Niiiice!" "Hello!" "Hello!" " How you doing?" "Ok, what's wrong with her?" "She's pretty... forget pretty, she's hot!" "What are you saying Neal?" "Mom and Dad actually got it right?" "Damn, I wish this was as simple as buying a car." "Actually, when buying a car, you can test drive it." "You can check how to handle it, its power, it's smoothness" "Can it handle curves?" "Did you say something?" "Would you like to go for a drive?" "I'd love to" " Great!" "Harpreet come!" "Let me show you my horse!" "He's won all possible awards!" "He's so proud of him, he praises him in every word he utters!" "Why shouldn't I be?" "You can recognize his breeding in everything he does!" "He lives up to the Punjabi name!" "You go girl!" "What happened?" "It's a little big, but there's no need to be worried!" "What?" " Mummy." "Oh my God!" "Hello!" "Meet Gyaniji!" "His job is to impart wisdom, but its only me that he imparts it to," "And I am forced to listen to it because in our house Gyaniji's place comes right after "Babaji's." "Half of Mom's sentences start with "Gyaniji was saying." "I was saying there is no need to worry." "And this is Gyaniji's son, Happy." "Sardar with a Guitar, who wants to be a Rockstar!" "Gyaniji, what should I do?" "Start the marriage preparations, the girl for Neal, will come from Bhatinda." ""A pretty girl from Bhatinda..."" ""...dressed in pink attire..."" ""...and silver sequined shoes."" ""The cadence of her flowing tresses..."" ""...makes the fields go wild with gushes."" ""She's loved by God."" ""She's loved by all!"" ""Her face is sweet, her soul is sweet!"" ""Everyone calls her Sweety!"" ""Everyone calls her Sweety!"" "Neal, what're you doing?" "I can't believe you're getting married!" "Why did I give you so much advice?" "Marriage is not a good thing." "Do we look like happy guys?" "Look what his wife has done to him he's got to wear tight clothes all the time!" "As soon as I got married my life was over." "After this you're pretty much done." "How could you say yes for the wedding?" "A girl from Bhatinda?" "You haven't even met her!" "Stop panicking guys, Relax." "I decided a long time ago that I will have an arranged marriage." "Why?" "Have you seen my girlfriends?" "Will you marry any one of them?" "It's simple dude!" "I don't trust my choice in women!" "That's why I said yes to marry Sweety!" "Dad in a few days I'll be married and my life will change forever." "And then you know what's going to happen next." "I want to spend the remaining 21 days in Vancouver." "You know, big city, lots of fun." "Dad, I just want to have some fun." "Neal, why do you think married guys don't have fun?" "Dad, are you having fun?" " Go son, go!" "You sure?" " Sure." "Dad, ya?" " Ya!" "Hello Vancouver!" ""Vancouver here I come!"" ""Right here in Vancouver I'm gonna get a lover."" ""She'll come to me my baby, heavens what I'm after."" ""This is my big chance, to rock and roll and dance."" ""I want to party harder, searching for romance."" ""O' God, this guy is so lovelorn."" ""Gosh!" "He fails to understand this norm."" ""That it takes time for the hearts to grow fond."" ""Love takes time to bond."" ""God, this guy is so lovelorn."" ""Gosh!" "He fails to understand this norm."" ""And when I meet my baby."" ""She's going to drive me crazy."" ""Don't know what I would do that would get me high and hazy."" ""This is the city where I'm gonna get some action."" ""Just wanna have some fun, get some satisfaction."" ""That it takes time for the hearts to grow fond."" ""Love takes time to bond."" ""Right here in Vancouver I'm going to get a lover."" ""O' God, this guy is so lovelorn."" "So here's the plan, I have 21 days." "And in these 21 days, I am going to meet 21 girls," "So, who's going to be the number 1?" "Yeah!" "I am almost there." "Just chill." "Oh!" "I am sorry!" "I didn't realize this cab was taken!" "I am running so late, can I please have this cab?" "I will do anything." " Anything." "Where do you have to go?" " Robson and 12th." "Really." " Ya?" "Cause I am going to Robson and 13th." "So can I share this cab with you?" " Ya, sure." "Thank you so much." " Any time." "Papaji, Robson and 12th please." " Sure." "Thanks." " You are welcome." "Oh, my phone." "There's my phone." "So aren't you going to ask me out?" "Would you say yes?" " Yes!" "Will you have dinner with me?" "No... but how about a drink tonight?" "Seven thirty at the beach house?" "Ya!" "Alright!" "Oh, by the way there is no Robson and 13th." "There isn't?" " No." "See you tonight." "Wow!" "You sure have a way with women!" "Do you know who she is?" " Who is she?" "Check that out!" "You hoo, waiter." "Waiter." "You're talking to me?" "Ya..." "I need a corkscrew." "I'm not a waiter!" "Liar." "Liar." "Liar." "Look, I'm not a waiter." "I'm just Neal." "Hi Neal." "You've hidden it, haven't you?" " Huh?" "There!" " Excuse me?" "Don't lie!" " I'm not lying!" "Give it to me!" " Give what?" "Just give it to me." " Give what?" "Just give me the corkscrew!" "Hey, hey what are you doing?" "Give it to me!" "Look you're cute." "But you talk too much." "Give it to me!" "Having fun?" "Carry on." "Don't let me stop you." " Okay." "Oh, my God, do you know what you have done?" "Take your hands off." "Do you know who she is?" "I was on a date." "Hey, excuse me, hello, I am really sorry." "This girl was just trying to get her hands in to my pants." "I mean, she was looking for a corkscrew she thought I was a waiter." "Don't worry about it, just forget it." "Let's start all over." " Sure." "I'm Kristy." " Hi Kristy, I'm Neal." "And how about that glass of red wine?" "Coming right up." "Hello?" "Excuse me?" "Can someone get me a drink please?" "Bartender?" "Hey..." "What are you doing here?" " I work here!" "Then what were you doing outside?" "I was on a break... dumb waiter." "Anyway." "May I get 2 red wines please?" "Sure." "How much?" "It's on me!" " Thanks." "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Have you been drinking?" " No." "I just saw you, you are fired!" " You can't fire me." "Why not?" " Because I quit." "Hey Kristy, here you go." " Thanks." "So you look like you can dance?" "Yes..." "Well, I have a couple of moves." "Aren't you going to ask me dance?" " Ya." ""No anklets on my feet"" ""No bangles in my hands"" ""But I'm still searching for the one"" ""No kohl in my eyes"" ""No bindi on my forehead"" ""But I'm still looking for my lover's alley"" ""Whoa, I want to show my body"" ""Groove the night away"" ""My heart just wants to find its lover"" ""Let's swing, let's dance!"" ""Let's sing, let's prance!"" ""Let's swing, let's dance!"" ""Let's sing, let's prance!"" ""I don't know who these eyes are searching for"" ""I don't know who these eyes are searching for"" ""For who I shall break all the world's traditions"" ""Who fulfills his vows and completes his promises"" ""I want to meet him even if my heart bursts open"" ""I won't be in control, he'll also lose control!"" ""Whoa, I want to show my body"" ""Groove the night away"" ""My heart just wants to find its lover!"" ""Let's swing, let's dance!"" ""Let's sing, let's prance!"" "Nice song eh?" "It's pretty interesting but I don't understand the words." "You know I make some pretty awesome music too." "Really?" " Ya, you wanna hear?" "I 'd love to" " Great, let's bounce." ""I think I see my lover somewhere here"" ""I think I see my lover somewhere here"" ""For my lover, I'll cross all my limits"" ""I'll pledge my life completely to him"" ""I just want to say, he is my treasure"" ""If he hugs me now, I'll die happier"" ""Whoa, I want to show my body"" ""Groove the night away"" ""My heart just wants to find its lover!"" ""Let's swing, let's dance!"" ""Let's sing, let's prance!"" ""Let's swing, let's dance!"" ""Let's sing, let's prance!"" "Take me home!" "What?" "Take me home!" "Hey guys, the band will be back shortly." "Till then, enjoy the drinks and the groove." "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "Taxi, Taxi..." "Girl's just want to have fun..." "Where's a taxi when you need one?" "Is there anyone around?" "Taxi!" "One second." "Hey come on, let's get out of here." "No." " Why?" "Carry me." " What?" "Take me in your arms!" "My fiancée and I need a room!" "Cheap?" "Or best?" "What?" "Room!" "Full night, half night, half hour, five minutes?" "1/2 hour!" "Cheap room!" "4th floor" "Thank you" "Girl's just want to have fun..." "Let's swing, let's dance Let's sing, let's prance!" "Come here you!" "Hello!" "Who's this?" "This is Neal!" "Who's this?" "Where's the girl who the phone belongs to?" "She's kind of sleeping, who's this?" "Where?" "Thorny Rhino, who's this?" "What?" "The Thorny Rhino in down town..." "who's this?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Strange!" "Freeze." "All right so she's not pressing charges." "You're free to go." "But stay out of trouble," "And stay out of the Thorny Rhino!" "I'm not here to cause any trouble." "I'm just... here to see the sights." "Weird!" "Ok, you bad little thing you!" "I know what you're looking at." "I'm sorry." "Oh no, it's ok, people look at them all the time." "They do?" "Well Yeah!" "They think they're cute." "What do you think?" "Ah... they are really nice!" "Do you want to know their names?" "Oh my God, they have names?" "Ya sure, I would love to know their names." "Ok, this one is Teeni and this one is Beenie." "I am trying to help save the whales and Teeni and Beenie are my whales." "Oh, you know what?" "I spent last summer in Africa doing the same thing." "Trying to save the whales." "Really?" " Yes." "Wow!" "Ok, there are no whales in Africa." "I know..." "I couldn't save them." "Oh no!" "I'm so sorry, you poor baby." "I know this really great place." "You can actually view the whales in their natural habitat do you want to come?" " Yes." "Really?" " Yes." "Ok, come on let's go" " Let's go." "You can see the whales if we swim just past that island." "Oh!" "And the water... it's going to be little bit cold but don't worry." "Once you jump in your body heat is going to heat it up." "It makes it nice and hot." "I can't believe it, it's been so long since I've brought anyone out here." "Are you ready." " Yes." "Are you excited?" " Totally." "I'm so excited." "Aren't you coming in?" "Hello?" " Is this Neal?" "Yes." "Are you the idiot who took me to the hotel last night?" "Yes, I mean no." "What?" "Did you take me to the Thorny Rhino or not?" "Yes!" "But, but but..." "I mean no" "You mean you were not the naked guy with me in the hotel room?" "No!" "I mean yes!" "I mean no!" "Neal I'm feeling cold." "Aren't you coming in?" "Oh my God!" "Are you in hotel room with a naked girl right now?" "Yes." "I mean no." "Eeww what a creep!" "You will meet me in half an hour at the Bayview Bar!" "I want to know, what you were doing with me last night." "I haven't told the police to take any action yet but if you don't show up, I will personally come and cut off your..." "I'll be there." "May I help you?" "You're fired!" "You can't fire me." " Why not?" "Because I quit." "Hi, I'm Neal." "Ok... nothing happened last night, it's a big misunderstanding!" "In fact I was on a date, and you were drunk and you came on to me and..." "What?" "I went to the hotel with you?" " Yes." "How drunk was I?" "What do you mean?" "Never mind, why did you take me to a hotel?" "Because you told me to take you home!" "I said home, not the Thorny Rhino!" "And if my friend hadn't called last night, God knows what would have happened!" "But nothing happened!" " I know!" "Good." "Then I'm glad this is all cleared up." "I'm out of here!" " No, sit!" "There's one thing I can't understand." "Why were you naked?" "Did I tell you to take off your clothes?" "Yes, I mean no." "Look I'm going to count to ten, and if you don't tell me what you were doing with me in the hotel room I will scream rape!" "You don't know me, I will do it!" "One..." "Two" "3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10" "Ok look, I went for a shower and when I came out I saw that the towels were placed next to you." " Why?" "Because the hotel staff must have put them there." "No stupid, why did you go for a shower?" "Because I felt like it!" "I don't believe this!" "Do you really think I want to be anywhere near a desperate, alcoholic crazy, stupid, dumb bimbo, who thinks that she can get a date by saying "give me a corkscrew?" Dude!" "Oh my God!" "I'm sorry!" "I didn't mean to..." "My boyfriend left me..." "he dumped me!" "I should go." "Do you know why he left me?" "No, but you're going to tell me?" "Even I don't know!" "I miss him." "I hate him." "Bastard!" "But I don't know why, I miss being in love." "But it's over." "I know it must be tough, but by drinking he's not going to come back!" "Oh!" "No wonder your boyfriend left you." "Nikita Bakshi." "Ah Guiness Towers please." "Hey Kristy!" " Hey." "I've really missed you." "Where have you been?" "I've been trying to reach you, but I don't have your number." "Oh do you?" "Do you want it?" "Ya Great" "It's 555" "Ya 555... 555 Ya" "Eew, you are gross" "Oh that." "Cab driver please go." "Oh no no no, please no, please you were saying 555" "Just go." "Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go..." "My doggy's name is Bimbo." "Bimbo..." "Cool chick pad." "Dear Mom and Dad." "My doggy's name is..." "I know..." "Bimbo!" "Good Morning Vancouver!" "We've got some showers this morning but I promise you it's going to be a bright sunny day." "Excuse me" "Are you connected?" "Yes." "I want to check my email, may I?" "Sure" "Hi, I'm Karen." "Hi, I'm Neal." "Hi Neal." "Nice to meet you." "You really like to dress up for coffee, don't you?" "I've just run away from a wedding!" "Poor groom!" "Not mine silly, it wasn't my wedding!" "Interesting pictures..." "Oh!" "That!" "Actually, I met her at a party I spoke to her for a few minutes and she just emailed me her photos" "Oh!" "It must be difficult no?" "Being so popular with the girls." "What to do?" "!" "Ever since I've come to Vancouver, girls just can't get enough of me!" "You're new to Vancouver?" " Yes." "I know a girl who's exactly your type." "Would you like her number?" "Sure!" "Why not?" "Great!" "Are you looking for a pen?" "Mmmmm what's that?" "Me." " Me smells nice." "Call her." "She's awesome." "Excuse me." " Yes." "Read my chest." " What?" "Read my chest dude" "Absolutely honey!" "555-2072" "Thank you" "Oh I liked him." "Hi Neal." "Hi awesome!" "We'll meet in the evening at seven, Pacific Center." "Don't be late." "Oh I just love tennis." "Want to play?" "No!" "It's more fun watching." "You know, the power, the swing, the energy..." "And the mini skirts?" "Actually, it's only the mini skirts." "Shall we go?" "Aren't you going to have a shower?" "Why?" "You don't like me all hot and sweaty?" "Huh?" "No I thought I would join you." "Hey Nikki." "Hi!" "I want you to meet someone special." "My new instructor Nikki." "She's just joined us and she plays very well Come on!" "Neal this is Nikki!" "Nikki!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "I'm Nicole!" "Nicole..." "Nikki!" "It's so nice to meet you!" "It's so nice to meet you too!" "Ah, may I?" " Yes." "Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki..." "Shall we go?" "Nikki." "You know, sometimes I feel..." "I should leave professional law and play tennis." "I just love the sport!" "The energy, the physical exercise and the power!" "I'm good at it you know, and I..." "What?" "Nothing!" "Come on, then why are you smiling like that?" "I just played strip poker with you, in my mind and you lost!" "Impossible!" "That can't happen, I never lose." "Never?" "I only lose when I want to lose!" "I like to be in control." "So what makes you lose control?" "You." "Neal?" "It's me Nikki!" "Hi!" "I've been looking all over for you!" "You know that night when you helped me at the restaurant, I felt like I found a true friend we really bonded!" "Nikki!" " Yes?" "What are you doing here?" "Oh, It's my new job." "You know..." "No, I don't want to know, I don't want to!" "Can't you see that I'm doing someone... something?" "What's your problem?" "Why do you always show up at the wrong place?" "Why do you always come to the wrong place at the wrong time?" "In 21 days I'm getting married and I've only come to Vancouver to get some action." "And this chick was the easiest action ever!" "I didn't mean that." "I could get you some action." "Oh, you also supply girls?" "I can take you to a place where you will get as much action as you want." "That's why I came to Vancouver" "That's your mistake!" "The only mistake I made was meeting you!" "Meeting me is the best mistake of your life!" "Oh really?" "How?" "I can take you to Whistler." "Wow Whistler yeh!" "What happens there?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "Nikki!" "You owe me this." "Dude, Whistler is babe heaven." "All the beautiful girls of the world live there." "Jennifer Lopez?" "Yeah?" "What?" "Yes." "No way!" "Ya way!" "All the boys go there whenever they want to have a good time!" "I didn't know that." " I can see that" "Very funny!" "I can take you there." "Why?" "Why would you take me there?" "Because I feel sorry for you." "You're getting married and all..." "So you'll take me to Whistler because you feel bad for me?" "I'm a nice girl." "You're not nice, you're crazy." "Yeah!" "I'm a crazy nice girl who's going to Whistler to find a new job." "And this job?" "I quit." "33, intelligent, lawyer, divorced and disturbed, hates men!" "I've got no chance with her." "What are you doing?" "Do you see that girl?" " Yes." "What do you think she does?" "I don't know." " Go on, guess!" "Ok she's probably a social worker who works in an orphanage." "Plays with kids." "She looks kind gentle, loving and very sweet." "No!" "Stripper!" " No!" "Yes." "Really?" " Yes." "Just by looking at a girl you can tell what she does?" "Not only that, I can also predict if she will do... you know..." "Really?" " Yes." "Ok, Do me!" "Here?" "Now?" "No!" "Stupid!" "Analyze me." "Oh, ok." "Rich parents!" "Only child!" "Always protected by your parents." "You always did what you wanted because you know your parents are always there to look after you." "But now you feel you can't do anything on your own." "You've become too dependent." "That's why you've asked your parents for a year's time alone in the city to prove that you are independent you can take care of yourself, and you can take your own decisions because you're a grown up now!" "Oh my God, you got all that just by looking at me?" "No, I read the email you wrote to your parents." "What?" "Oh ya, and you're a virgin" "I am!" "No I am not!" "I..." "I am not a virgin" "Refusing to admit it!" "Denial!" "First sign!" "I'm so not a virgin!" "Second sign - body language." "Nobody should come near me!" "You don't know a thing, I'm not a virgin." "I have done it..." "I mean..." "I've done it lots of times." "Really?" " Yes." "What does it feel like?" " Kickass!" "Kickass!" " Yes." "Haven't done it, huh?" "No." "But I choose not to." "That's why your boyfriend chose to dump you." "That's none of your business." "What do you think of yourself?" "You think by reading one email you know me?" "You don't know a thing!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "There is no need to get angry, it's your decision." "Live with it!" "I am living with it." " Good." "I don't even know if I did the right thing or not?" "It's so confusing." "Sometimes I think I should have with Trish..." "You know, I should have just done it with him." "Maybe he was the special one." "Ah the special one!" "Part of this complete nutritious breakfast!" "Go ahead, make fun of me!" "No, I'm not going to." "You did the right thing." "The first time should be with someone special." "Do you know why?" " Why?" "Because you never forget your 'first time'." "And if the first time is with an idiot you have to remember that idiot for the rest of your life." "And you?" " What about me?" "Who was your idiot?" "Excuse me?" "Your first time?" "Was it special?" "Why would I tell you?" "Why?" "Who was she?" "I'm not going to tell you." "I know you paid for it!" "You must have given money!" "No I did not!" " Did too." "Did not!" " Did too." "Did not." ""Four was the age when I fell in love for the first time."" ""We glanced at each other and fell in a rhyme."" ""I'm cool now as I was then."" ""I'm supercool now as I was then."" ""Hey, I'm the Neal I'm the man."" ""Rockstar!" "Superstar!"" ""Ok, so, what about you?" "What's your story girl?"" ""I just gave my heart away, without knowing it began to sway."" ""I was 9 when I saw him on TV, George Michael was his name."" ""Oh that singer?" "He's gay!"" ""Did you know?"" ""He swings the other way?"" ""I was very young, and anyways..."" "..."I knew that riding a horse my prince would come..."" ""...and softly in my ears he would hum."" ""Nikki Bakshi, sweet n sexy."" ""Full on rockin', Hot n Happenin'."" ""2 ones are 2. 2 twos are 4."" ""When I used to calculate, I loved her more."" ""She taught Algebra in school, and in my dreams she made me drool."" ""What?" "!" "You had the hots for your teacher..." "Weirdo!"" ""Every girl in the world is my fan..."" ""Non-stop loving is the story of this man."" ""I'm the Neal." "I'm the man."" ""Rockstar!" "Superstar!"" ""Thirteen, fourteen."" ""Boys were so boring."" ""Fifteen, sixteen."" ""You were boring?"" ""Oh, grow up!"" ""For my glimpse they used to stand in a line."" ""For my love they all pined."" ""In my dreams my sweetheart stays."" ""He comes to me at night and says."" ""Nikki Bakshi."" ""Sweet n sexy."" ""Full on rockin."" ""Hot n Happenin."" ""If we had met then."" ""We could have hooked up then."" ""We would never work."" ""Our pairing doesn't work."" ""I'm cool now as I was then."" ""I'm supercool now as I was then."" ""I know, I know."" ""You're the Neal."" ""You're the man."" ""Rockstar!"" ""Superstar!"" ""Nikki Bakshi."" ""Sweet n sexy."" ""Full on rockin."" ""Hot n Happenin."" "Stupid..." "Idiot..." "Jerk..." "Slime - ball..." "Cockroach." "Why have we stopped?" "What does he think of himself?" " Who?" "Him!" "My boyfriend!" "That truck driver is your boyfriend?" "Not him!" "Him!" "He's kind of big." "What does he think he is?" "Just because his face is on every hoarding, and every box of cornflakes he thinks he can dump me?" "He will never get a girl like me Never!" "Understand!" "That's true." "He's not dumped me, he's dumped true love." "You and Amanda can go to hell." "Who's Amanda?" "A witch who Trish left me for." "Good job!" "What didn't I do for him?" "I even joined cookery classes for him." "How sweet." "Ok, so I almost killed him..." "But did I tell him to be allergic to onions?" "I mean... who's allergic to onions?" "I'm allergic to prawns." "It's not about you, it's about me." "I'm so over him." "Good for you!" "I've forgotten Trish completely!" "Good." " If anyone even asks me about Trish I will say 'Trish... who?" "'" " Very good." "God!" "It feels so good." " Good." "Neal, hold me." " What?" "Take me in your arms, just hold me!" "Nikki, I know you're recovering from this Trish thing, but I don't think you and I..." "Neal, I only want you to..." "just hold me." "Ok Nikki I think you need to relax..." "What part of 'hold me' don't you understand asshole?" "I don't want to hold you!" "Everyone is watching..." "Hey!" "Isn't that your boyfriend Trish?" "Who?" "Where?" "There." "You horrible, evil, manipulative little..." "I can explain." "You brought me to Whistler for this?" "To make your boyfriend jealous?" "I can't believe I fell for this!" "Actually it was quite easy." "And now since you're here, just hold me." "Poor guy doesn't have a clue, he doesn't know what's going to hit him!" "You know what, I'm going to tell him everything." "I'm going to tell him to run for his life." " No." "I'm telling every guy in this world to stay away from you!" "Trish..." "Why are you behaving like a girl?" "You used me." "I only kissed you" "Only?" "You call that only?" "Before kissing something needs to exist between people." "There needs to be some sort of relationship." "A kiss is the meeting of two spirits, two souls, two minds." "Oh for God sakes!" "I didn't rape you!" "You did worse." "You conned me." "I needed your help." " You should have just asked for it!" "Would you have helped me?" " No" "Don't do that!" "What?" "Neeeeeeeal." "Don't play cute with me." "It won't work." "So what will?" "Nothing!" "Nothing will work!" "And what if I get you a girl?" "Excuse me?" "Did you say what I think you just said?" "I'm the Neal!" "I don't need your help," "I can get any girl I want!" "Really?" "Then why did you come to Whistler with me?" "I..." "I came to see the sights" "Aahh." "Go ahead pick a girl!" "Choose a girl of your choice!" "Fine." "I can take a girl?" "That one!" "That one?" "Yeah!" " Done." "Neal, meet my friend Marie" "Nikki's been telling me all about you..." "Really now" "She's easy, you'll get some action!" "If what she says is true, then..." "Then?" "Then we must hang out!" "Come by my work at the crab shack at 7, and we'll get together" "Cool" "Stop drooling now, she's gone!" "What did you say to her?" "Do we have a deal?" "Deal!" "What do I have to do?" "You have to make me yours!" "Cool." "Shall we get a room?" "Not like that stupid!" "You have to win over my heart!" "You have to write poems praising my beauty and then sing them for me like songs of love." "The air will be filled with their melody, they will echo from the mountains rivers and the valleys and everyone will hum your tunes!" "And when you sing, the whole world will know what true love means!" "Are you totally insane?" "Who does these silly things?" "You expect me to do this?" "Don't be silly." "You performing Amitabh Bachchan's songs?" "Never!" "You have to do this." "I want to make Trish jealous!" "I want make him beg!" "When he sees you making a complete fool of your self, he will come running back to me." "He'll beg me to come back to him." "Men!" "They have small hearts, small brains, and small... everything!" "Egocentric, possessive, morons!" "Except you!" "Ok I..." "I'll do it, but on one condition." "What?" "No more of that kissing stuff huh, please." "Don't worry!" "Nobody kisses in Hindi films!" ""With the charming way you come with the tunes that you hum"" ""And with the way you smile."" ""I'm in love."" ""When we kiss and make up."" ""I don't know for what reason."" ""I'm in love."" ""I've waited for ages."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""With rejection, with acceptance"" ""And with your every nuance"" ""I'm in love"" ""Unknowingly and strangely,."" ""From now to eternity."" ""I'm in love."" ""I've waited for ages."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""You're my dream, my love my light."" ""I just wanna spend my life with you."" ""You're the one that makes me smile."" ""I just wanna spend my life with you."" ""Now that you've filled my dreams."" ""I want stay in this trance forever!"" ""I'm here all around you."" ""I'm in your arms with you."" ""Believe me, I'm real!"" ""In the day or in the night."" ""...with everything that keeps you within sight..."" ""..." "I'm in love"" ""In sunshine and in rain..."" ""...with our meeting time and again..."" ""..." "I'm in love"" ""I've waited for ages."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""My darling let's go chase the stars."" ""You're my dream, my love, my light."" ""I just wanna spend my life with you."" ""You're the one that makes me smile."" ""I just wanna spend my life with you."" ""The color of your eyes is the color of the sky."" ""Let me be a cloud in them."" ""You've played with the stars, the moon is your friend."" ""I'll be the cloud that engulfs you!"" ""With the charming way you come with the tunes that you hum"" ""And with the way you smile."" ""I'm in love."" ""When we kiss and make up."" ""I don't know for what reason."" ""I'm in love."" ""I've waited for ages."" ""O' my God, I'm in love."" ""I'm in love, I'm in love."" ""I'm in love, I'm in love."" ""You're my dream, my love, my light."" ""I just wanna spend my life with you."" ""My life with you."" ""I just wanna spend my life with you."" "Hey, hello my dear." "What are you doing here?" "Well I'm here for a..." "you know an ad shoot and well actually Nikki I'm not going to lie to you." "I came here with Amanda." "We are here for the weekend." "So are we." "This is Neal and I'm not going to lie to you this is my Neal." "Neal this is an old friend, Trish." "No way!" "You're Trish?" "Yeah the only one!" "I'm like a big fan!" "I've seen all your ads." "Especially your underwear one, that's my favorite!" "Get it on, get going man." "The briefs that make you feel like superman.'" "That's my favorite too you know?" "Really!" "What happened to him?" "He talks in French when he gets really excited." "Yes, yes, true, true, yes!" "Hey why don't you guys come to my place for the day?" "I don't think we can..." " We would love to." "Ah great!" "So I'll sms you the address with directions." "It's not far, it's like half an hour from here but you know the way Nikki drives it might take you like maximum five minutes." "I know what you mean!" "So Neal it was really good to meet you!" "Yeah, it was good to meet you too ah!" "What are you doing?" "Helping you!" "You wanted Trish back, right?" "Did you notice that he couldn't lie to you about Amanda?" "He still loves you!" "Why do you think he invited us to his house?" "Because he likes you and not me!" "He was totally indifferent towards me." "I'm going back to Vancouver" "If that's the case, then why is he turning around and checking you out!" "Really?" "Is he checking me out now?" " Not now!" "Ok, you can look now!" "Just make him more jealous and he'll come running back to you!" "You're good!" "I'm driving!" "Hey guys please come in!" "What a cool place you have here Trish!" "Thank you!" "Well, the girls seem to like it." "Where's Amanda?" "She's upstairs getting ready." "Ah, cool." "Hey I've put some crabs on the barbeque." "It might take a while to get ready." "You guys want to play a game?" "Yeah." "What about water volleyball?" "Super!" "Great." "So we have a guest room just over there." "You can get changed." "And I'll meet you in the pool." "Hey, Nikki you look different." "Is it a new hair cut?" "It's her eyes, she's tried something new." "You're right Neal..." "it's in the eyes." "See you!" "How's it going, guys?" "Hey you!" "Hi Amanda" "Oh I just loved the way you sing to Nikki." "I mean I've never seen someone so romantic." "I have to tell you it did something to me." "Something deep inside." "I mean I would do anything for a man who would sing to me." "Do you want to swap partners?" "Huh!" "?" "In water volleyball, silly." "Come on you should be on my team, I think it would be fun!" "Let the games begin!" "If you a get this next one, I'll sleep with you." "You're dead, you're gone." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "I'm coming to get you!" "You are history!" "I'm sorry" "Are you sure you're okay?" "Yeah of course... it has swollen up, hasn't it?" "Just a little bit" "How big is a little?" "Oh my God!" "Show me a mirror now!" "And you can carry me Trishi pooh!" "Where are you going?" "I'm going to kill Neal!" "Wait, but it will slowly go down" "I'm still going to kill Neal!" "Wait, wait, wait." "Ma chere." "Nobody is going to notice your nose, I promise you." "Not when they can see the rest of you." "Do know what was the first thing I noticed about you?" "My eyes?" "No it was your smile, your eyes... this was a bonus" "From the colors of the rainbow, with the kohl from your eyes, I've written your name across my heart!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Now?" " Yes, Now!" "But I mean, I'm like, like you know" "Come on!" "Let's go." "No!" "I love you!" "No!" "She is mine." "Ok tell me now, what happened?" "Nothing!" "Oh my God!" "You did it!" "He wants you back, right?" "Yup he loves me and he hates you!" "I just hate him!" "What the hell are you doing with a guy like him?" "Did you hear him when you were singing..." "he... he sounds like a pig a pig with a sore throat!" "I'm jealous, Nikki." "It just destroys me inside." "It hurt me so... so bad!" "Trishi pooh misses you so much!" "I need you again!" "Please!" "Come back in my life!" "Please!" "And Amanda?" "Amanda?" "Phhh, Gone!" "Finished!" "Over!" "Wuuush!" "Asta Lavista Baby!" "Aha!" "I told you!" "I told you so!" "Knowing you, you must have melted and gone running into his arms and said it's so good to have you back, Trishi pooh!" "No!" "I left him!" "I dumped him!" "What?" "What?" " I don't know?" "I don't understand French." "But I thought you loved him!" "Then why did you dump him?" "Because he cheated on me!" "The day I found out that he was seeing Amanda while he was with me, I forgot everything we ever had!" "The only thing that upset me was why didn't I dump him first!" "At first I thought it was my fault that he left me for Amanda!" "He made me hate me and then it hit me." "Who's he to dump me?" "I'll be the one to dump him." "So you did all this to get him back only so you could dump him?" "Yup" " Doesn't make sense?" "You're a guy... you won't understand!" "Nikki Bakshi you've got guts!" "I like it." "I hope you let him off easy." "Ya, you know me, I can't hurt anyone." "I'm harmless!" "Come on, Neal!" "Let's go!" " Ok, but where?" "It's payback time!" "You've done all this for me." "Now it's my turn." "I'll give you everything you've ever wanted!" "Nikki Bakshi is going to give you a night you're going to remember for the rest of your life!" "Wait a minute, What's on your mind huh?" "Why don't you read it!" "Why are these people celebrating Christmas in summer?" "Have you seen the elves?" "Oh my God, can I be Santa?" "Go ahead, pick an elf!" "What's the hurry?" "We've just arrived." "Let me check them out!" "Can I have some red wine please?" "Of course." "Here you are" "Thank you." " Hey do you want to dance?" "Ya, Sure..." "Come on, come on, show it to me!" "Oh no, I'm going to beat that!" "What are you playing?" "Strip poker!" "The one who loses in this game has to take a piece of their clothing off!" "Ok I'm going to show it to you now..." "Ok as you can see I am winning." "Excellent girls excellent, excellent!" "I want to play, too." "What?" "Yes I want to play too!" "Guys, can I play?" "For sure girl!" "For sure you can play!" "I'll do anything to get you to play!" "You're not playing!" "Ah C'mon man let her play, look at her, she's hot!" "Nikki, get up!" " No." "You can't play!" " Why?" "Because I've said so, this game is not for you." "Why?" "What are you afraid of?" "That I'll win or that I'll lose?" "Ok, fine!" "Deal..." "Ya now it's going to get good!" "So guy's if I lose, what do I take off first?" "Ooh damn girl you don't even want me to answer that." "Yey!" "So how many cards do I deal?" "Neal!" "Have you gone crazy!" "Don't touch me!" "I'm just taking you for a little ride" "Put me down!" "What are you doing?" "I will hit you!" "I will hurt you!" "One second" " Put me down" "Here!" " Put me down, God!" "You can play, but I can't?" "You have such double standards!" "What's your problem?" "What's my problem?" "What's your problem!" "Actually forget it, you won't understand." "You're a girl!" "Neal!" "Neal, Neal hey listen," "Listen, I'm sorry!" "I was just bugging you!" "Please sorry?" "You know when you get angry you look just like Scooby Doo." "Go ahead pick a girl." "Yes, think of this as a Christmas present from me." "Pick the best one..." "The girl who makes you go weak in the knees!" "So Neal, who's the girl who really really does it for you?" "You." "Why did you do that?" "Because you also wanted it!" " No." "Come on Nikki, don't you think something is happening between us?" "Nothing is happening between us!" "You know you're lying." "Why are you lying?" "Look at the way you give me that look." "What look?" "That look!" "That 'come on baby Rock My World' look!" "Yuck!" "Puke." "You and me?" "Never!" "You're a jerk who's getting married in a few days and you've come here only to get some action." "I am the good girl in the story." "Nothing can ever happen between us!" "Nothing?" " Nothing!" "You didn't feel a thing?" "You didn't feel the chemistry?" "No!" "Don't you think the both of us are always looking for reasons to come close to each other?" "Really you didn't feel anything at all?" "Nothing?" "Oh my God!" "That was amazing!" "You can't make me feel this good!" "What's wrong with you?" "We have to solve this." "We have a problem!" "Ok" "Nothing can happen between the two us!" " Nothing" "You go that way and I'll go this way!" "We'll stay far away from each other!" "Ya, that's a good idea!" "Brilliant!" "Go!" "Ok." "You sure?" " Ya!" "Cool." "See you in a hundred years." "What have I done?" "I spent the night with Neal." "Neal the jerk." "Neal the idiot..." "Neal... the wonderful." "Last night was wonderful." "I've never felt so complete." "I don't know if you're feeling the same way or not?" "This feels so right." "No you feel right." "Last night felt so right." "Neal you've lost it!" "You're talking about Nikki." "The same girl who went crazy about her ex-boyfriend the same girl who wanted to cut off your..." "Good morning." " Good morning." "Good morning?" "What's the meaning of good morning?" "Nikki, good morning means that last night was nothing for him." "You were just another girl." "Idiot why did you say good morning like that?" "Ok turn around, hold her, and tell her how wonderful this morning really is." "Why did she get up?" "Ok before she goes somewhere talk to her!" "It's a nice day isn't it?" "I don't believe this, now we're going to talk about the weather?" "How predictable, who wants to talk about last night?" "No one!" "Would you like some coffee?" "Coffee!" "?" "What I would like to know is how were you last night, Mister Know It AII?" "What I would like to know is am I one of those girls you came to Vancouver for?" "What I would like to know is why are you asking me for coffee?" "Coffee would be fine!" "Coffee!" "?" "Why did I ask her for coffee?" "I don't even know how to make coffee!" "I wonder why I didn't meet you earlier?" "I think that..." " Don't even think that!" "If you think that I am going to drink that coffee you must be crazy!" "Look at her." "She will be the perfect wife." "Mom will also like her." "Actually mom won't like her at all, but who cares?" "Nikki..." "I want to say something" "I knew this was coming, next he'll say" "Nikki you're very sweet and last night was very special but..." "Nikki you're very sweet and last night was very special..." "Nikki he's about to dump you, just like Trish!" "Don't let him do it." "Before he dumps you, dump him!" "Neal I know what you're going to say." "What happened last night, happens only with few people." "Wow Neal!" "You and Nikki think alike!" "This is the perfect moment." "Propose to her!" "Tell her you want to marry her." "Oh God, how pathetic!" "What's he doing on his knees?" "Will he beg?" "Will he ask me not to tell anyone?" "Will he tell me not to expect anything from him?" "Before he hurts you, dump him!" "It's ok, get up." "You can forget about last night." "It didn't mean a thing." "Let's move on, shall we?" "Do you want me to drive?" "No" "Why, do you want to drive?" "No" "Do you want me to drive?" "No." "Good!" " Good!" "Great!" "Did you want to listen?" "No." "Good" "Why have we stopped?" "Guys, can we, can we please get a ride to Vancouver?" " Please?" "We've been walking on this road for so long." "And, and we just really need to get back." "I mean, we're going to lose our jobs if we don't." "Please." "Can we please get a ride?" "Get in." "Can I turn the radio on?" "Look what's he doing, he's touching the poor thing all over." "He's doing it with her permission and she seems to be enjoying it." "I knew the moment I saw him that he is a scoundrel!" "It could also be the other way around, she could be playing him" "It could also be that he will take advantage of her and then leave her!" "If she wants she can stop him but it's fairly obvious that she doesn't want to." "I knew you would think like that!" "You guys are all the same." "After you get what you want you're gone!" "It's not always our fault!" "She must have brought the poor guy here by blinding him with her sweet talk so she can have a good time." "She probably has an ex-boyfriend who dumped her and now she's using this guy to get even with him." "Get out!" "Nikki?" "Nikki?" "What are you doing?" "Nikki?" "What's wrong with you?" "I'm saying goodbye!" "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." "Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki listen to me, Nikki..." "And now you're the idiot who I have to remember for the rest of my life." "Get out!" "Get out!" "With God's grace I've been given this opportunity to unite two wonderful families." "This is Baldev Raj, who I know for quite some time." "It's ok, stay seated please." "This is Sweety's mother who's come from Bhatinda," "And this is her elder brother Kuldeep who owns this house." "Sister, please call Sweety." ""With anklets on her feet, the girl with a creamy complexion has arrived."" ""Everyone calls her Sweety."" ""Everyone calls her Sweety."" "Hello" " Wow, she's beautiful!" "Is this the first time you've come to Canada?" "No, I used to come during my summer vacations." "How do you like Canada?" " I feel at home!" "Sweety, you forgot the cake..." "You forgot the cake!" "Oh ehm, ehm," "This is my daughter Nikki." "She and Sweety are cousins, but they behave like sisters." "They've shared everything in life!" "Tea?" " No Thanks" "Cake?" " Yes Please!" "Cake?" " No, Thank you!" "You, inside!" "What are you doing here?" "Mom said the boy's name was Gurneal Ahluwalia" "That would be me!" "I am Gurneal Ahluwallia!" "You know, GurNEAL Ahluwallia!" "You know what you have to do, right?" "I know, I have to change my name." "No, GurNEAL!" "Go outside and tell everyone that you can't go through with this wedding." "Why?" "Why would I do that?" "Because you don't want to marry my cousin!" "Sit." "I don't want to..." "or you don't want me to?" "I don't give a flying..." "Fudge!" "Really?" "By looking at you it doesn't seem like it." "It looks like you give a flying everything!" "That's what you think!" "You know what I think?" "I think I should get married to Sweety." "What?" " Yes." "I kind of like her, she's the type of girl you get married to." "She's not the other type." "What other type?" "The type of girls I've recently met..." "Don't even go there" "Like that girl..." "what was her name?" "Marie that witch!" "Or that man-eating monster Karen?" "Or that shameless, naked girl who took you to see the whales, what was her name?" "Hey, hey!" "That's not fair!" "You're hitting below the belt" "Oh, I haven't even started yet." "Hey, where are you going?" "I'm going to tell everyone what you were doing in Vancouver or rather who you were doing in Vancouver!" "You wouldn't!" "Wouldn't I?" "Mamma..." "Nikki!" " What happened darling?" "Neal wants to say something to all of you!" "I do!" "?" "Neal, what's the matter son?" " Nothing." "Nothing at all, nothing, nothing, what happened?" "Nothing" "Neal wants to marry Sweety." "And he wants it to happen as soon as possible." "Heartiest congratulations to all!" "Marriages are made in heaven" "Congratulations, Gurneal Ahluwallia!" "Ok Nikki Bakshi, I will get married but I'll make you dance on my wedding day!" ""I've locked eyes with a beautiful girl."" ""I've locked eyes with a beautiful girl."" ""Let's dance my friend, I've locked eyes with her!"" ""Let's rock my friend, I've locked eyes her!"" ""My love, I'm not going to sleep tonight."" ""My love, I'm not going to sleep tonight."" ""As today our eyes have met."" ""As today our eyes have met."" ""Dancing the night because I've locked eyes with her."" ""The feeling is right because I've locked eyes with her."" ""Party all night because I've locked eyes with her."" ""The music's so right because I've locked eyes with her."" ""Since our eyes have met, I'm going to dance with you."" ""With anklets on I'm going to dance with you."" ""Show me your moves if you want to dance with me."" ""Get in to groove if you want to dance with me."" ""My love, I'm not going to sleep tonight."" ""My love, I'm not going to sleep tonight."" ""As today our eyes have met."" ""As today our eyes have met."" ""Dancing the night because I've locked eyes with her."" ""The feeling is right because I've locked eyes with her."" ""Party all night because I've locked eyes with her."" ""The music's so right because I've locked eyes with her."" ""I'll flutter my eyes in your arms."" ""I'll flutter your heart when I dance."" ""I drive you crazy because I'm making you crave."" ""You want me baby because I'm making you crave."" ""My love, I'm not going to sleep tonight."" ""As today our eyes have met."" ""I've locked eyes with a beautiful girl."" ""I've locked eyes with a beautiful girl."" ""Let's dance my friend, I've locked eyes with her!"" ""Let's rock my friend, I've locked eyes her!"" ""My love, I'm not going to sleep tonight."" ""As today our eyes have met."" ""Dancing the night because I've locked eyes with her."" ""The feeling is right because I've locked eyes with her."" ""Party all night because I've locked eyes with her."" ""The music's so right because I've locked eyes with her."" "Corkscrew?" "So, you are getting married to her?" "Isn't that what you wanted?" "Ok fine, Get married to her!" "See if I care..." "No!" "I won't!" "You won't?" "No because I know you won't let this wedding happen!" "Really?" "Why?" "Why would I do that?" "I know you Nikki Bakshi!" "You couldn't watch me dance with Sweety how will you let me marry her?" "I hate you, Gurneal Ahluwallia, I hate you." "Hello, welcome." " Hello!" "Heartiest Congratulations!" " To you too!" "Here I am, and where are you?" "Ah, you must be bringing the puja plate!" "That's where you are..." "Aunty where is Nikki?" "I don't know, we've also been searching for her since morning." "Where has she gone?" "Nikki where are you?" "Hi, hi." "Good, How are you?" "Listen I need to talk to you" "We've got it all planned out Neal." "In about a week this whole drama will turn into..." "What drama?" "If you run out from your own engagement there's obviously going to be some drama!" "Who is running from the engagement?" "You, of course." "We couldn't do it but now you can do it." "Here are the tickets..." "And the car is waiting for you in the back." "I am not running anywhere, I'm looking for Nikki" "Thank you" " Nikki?" "Who's Nikki?" "Nikki, my Nikki!" "The girl I'm getting married to!" "Her name is Sweety!" "Not Nikki!" "No dude!" "You're not getting it." "I get it!" "He's lost it." "He's hysterical." "He can't think straight anymore!" "Maybe his suit is too tight." "Sometimes I can't think straight when I'm wearing tight clothes." "You're always wearing tight clothes." " Exactly." "Guys!" "Guys!" "Focus!" "Look for Nikki!" "Neal what are you doing standing here?" "We're all waiting for you." "Come son, come!" "Oh I need to check on all the preparations." "Aunty, has Nikki arrived?" "No she hasn't come yet." "I don't know where this girl has gone?" "Welcome all." "Today we have all gathered here for the engagement ceremony of Satwinder Kaur and Gurneal Ahluwallia." "May God shower his blessings upon them." "And now they shall exchange the engagement rings." "No thanks" "This is not good!" "Where are you Nikki?" "I'm going to get engaged." "Is this an engagement ring?" " Yes, son" "When this is slipped into someone's finger does it mean you are engaged?" "Good, son." "Now you understood everything." "And then after the engagement, it's the wedding?" " Yes of course!" "One second..." "Have you seen Nikki?" "Nikki?" "No" "Ok Go back." "It's mine." "Hello?" "Are you the jerk who slept with me and is now marrying my cousin sister?" "Yes!" "I'm the jerk who's marrying your cousin." "So you're not going to stop this engagement?" "No!" "And if you don't want this engagement to happen, you know what have to do!" "Yes Gyaniji, where were we?" "She's here!" "This engagement can't happen!" "Happy, what's happened to you?" "I'm not going to allow this engagement to happen!" "I love Sweety, I've loved her since childhood!" "We've even exchanged vows over the internet." "I can't live without her." "What's happening?" "Sweety and Neal's marriage is confirmed!" "I know father that you don't want me to marry Sweety." "You're always saying that Sweety is very clever that she'll make a mouse out of me and that she's perfect for Neal." "Gyaniji?" "But I don't believe it!" "Do I look like a mouse?" "Sweety, hold this please." "Neal brother, I'm a lover not a fighter." "But for Sweety I'm ready to fight." "Put 'em up!" "Put em up, brother." "Happy you cannot marry Sweety." "No, no, no." "She's all yours dude." "I don't want to marry Sweety." "Sweety is all yours!" "Enjoy." "Thanks Neal brother!" " You're welcome." "Lets go Sweety!" "Happy, listen to me." "You cannot marry Sweety!" ""Wearing a pink dress." "And sequined shoes."" ""Come with me to the fair!"" "Pick a line?" " What?" "Any line." " What do you mean?" "When a boy asks a girl for her hand in marriage he needs to pick a line." "So what's your line?" "Nikki Bakshi, will you marry me?" "That's your line?" "What part of falling in love don't you understand, jerk!" "I haven't met a stupid, dumb, idiotic boy like you ever before!" "Remember that morning, it was such a special morning but did you say I love you Nikki baby?" "No!" "You asked me do I want coffee?" "I don't like coffee, I don't even drink coffee." "You know what your problem is?" "You're a thirteen year old spoilt brat who will stay thirteen, for the rest of her life!" "And I'm the only one who can tolerate you because I'm a fourteen year old brat who will be fourteen years old for the rest of my life." "And that's why you fool we are perfect for each other." "I want to be part of every part of your life!" "So now tell me Nikki Bakshi, will you marry me?" "First promise me that whenever I get emotional... you will take care of me?" "Promise..." "Promise me, that whenever I get confused you will make me underrated?" "Promise." "Promise me that every day you will love me the way you are loving me right now?" "Promise." "Promise me that you will never look at other girls?" "Ok where are we going now?" "Ok ask me." " What?" "Just do it!" "Nikki Bakshi will you marry me?" "Yes" "Cool, so... shall we... kiss." "No" "Good." "Even I don't want to" "Good." " Good." "Fine." " Fine, see you at the wedding then" "Ok." " Bye." " Bye." "Ripped by:" "SkyFury"