"( "Tank" by The Seatbelts )" "I think it's time to blow this thing." "Get everybody and their stuff together." "Okay, 3..2..1.." "Let's JAM!" "E" "Huh." "Heh, heh, heh." "Un, ha ha." "Un ha, ha, ha, ha." "Huh?" "Think you forgot this." "What would an old fart like me be doing with a stuffed toy?" "I don't have any rug rats, either..." "But, I didn't say it was yours, now did I?" "Yeah, it's a customer's." "Kid probably lost it..." "Duhh..." "Hey, listen, the evening's young..." "I know a rockin' joint." "Care to join me, and check it out?" "Na, I hit the sack early." "I'm not a night person." "It's a first rate hotel that offers free body guard service and meals." "The place has every amenity." "One could... "live" there." "I'm sure they require reservations." "Nope, you don't need one for Hotel Prison, Teddy Bommer." "Nice offer, but I'll pass, Spike Spiegel." "Oh, you know me?" "Anyone who has a price on his head knows who you are." "We dread getting caught by either you, or Andy." "Andy?" "I'm finishing what I set out to do!" "Huh?" "Ugh!" "Ha, ha!" "Sorry pal, no fireworks today." "Because I pulled the ignition pin out." "Ugh!" "Argh!" "Ugh!" "ARRGGHH!" "Three million pal." "Those woolongs are mine." "There's more than one bear." " Hmm?" " Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!" "You'll be killed, too." "Well, nobody lives forever." "Why do you want to blow everything up?" "Because Spiegel, that's how I deliver a warning." "I'm sounding the alarm!" "Alerting the masses!" "You better listen up while you still can!" "Hmm?" "Andy!" "Andy?" "You can call me Wyatt Earp." "Huh?" "Reach for the sky, Teddy Bommer!" "Who, ME?" "!" "I figured you'd plant an explosive here today." "It wasn't difficult after I studied your crime patterns and profiled your criminal mind." "That's your serial Bommer, there!" "Yeah, right." "That old security guard!" "Just look at his face, Andy!" "Faces are too unreliable to count on nowadays." "Then, what do you relay on?" "!" "Well, ah my  gut instinct, and inspiration!" "Ahhh..." "Hmm?" "Hey, come back here!" "Ayee-Ho!" "Argh!" "Your all doomed!" "Um, ha, ha, ha!" "Ah, shit!" "I told you that was Teddy Bommer, you idiot!" "Do you have any idea..." " Let's ride!" " Ahh!" "Yee... whoo!" "That one was mighty close!" "Hee, yaa!" "Giddup my girl!" "Spike:" "Ahhhhhh... !" "BLAM!" "BLAM!" "BLAM!" "Horse, you say?" "Horse, correct." "A horse, huh?" "I thought it sounded kinda fishy when you said you nab him when you were out foraging." "What do you mean?" "I mean, you spent all our food money, didn't you?" "I what?" "What did you blow it on?" "If I'm lying, how the hell do you explain this on my back!" "Okay, okay, chill!" " I totally buy the horse." " You do?" "But, you're lacking creativity in the cowboy character." "He's lame." "Yeah, maybe that's the problem." "Perhaps if he was a samurai instead." "Now, that I wouldn't question!" "(Both laughing)" "Ed:" "Here he is..." "little Andy!" "Huh?" "He was registered as a member of the YMCA." "How about that?" "He's a Christian?" "Ed:" "No, not that "Y"." "The Young Men's Cowboy Association!" "I never heard of that one before." "Ed:" "But, he got kicked out shortly after he joined." "The reason?" "For being a nuisance to others!" "That figures!" "Andy von de Oniyate..." "He's the heir to the Oniyate Ranch." "And he's pretty handsome." "Ed:" "Damage to private property, 123 counts." "Damage to public property, 89 counts." "Numerous injury to victims." "He sure reminds me of someone." "See, he exists!" "Alright, alright!" "Anything?" "Jet:" "No, not yet." "However..." "We can't chance an explosion with all these people around." "Spike:" "He's only targeting the building." "Murder isn't part of his MO." "Jet:" "You sure about that?" "Spike:" "His type is more concern with aesthetics." "Jet:" "Well, couldn't pick a better place to hide then a masquerade party." "There's a serial Bommer coming tonight, you know." "Oh, really?" "I wasn't aware of that." "Oh, he'll be here." "Mommy!" "Huh?" "It's all about making love and peace in the world, sugar bear!" "Yo." "H-How did you know it was me?" "This baby showed us the way to its papa." "Yeah, and the teddy bear suit wasn't a tip off at all." "Geez, you guys don't know when to quit, do ya?" "Spike:" "Look who's talking." "Jet:" "With your bomb obsession, baby!" "Ya wanna know?" "I'm here to bring a warning to the world." "Listen, heed these words, the root of all evil..." "Ahh!" "A horse..." "A cowboy..." "Andy:" "I know that's you, Teddy Bommer!" "Who, me?" "!" "I told you!" "Or is it you?" "Are you brain dead, or what?" "We met each other yesterday!" "Hmm..." "I don't recollect." "Spike:" "WHY YOU!" "Um, sir, horses aren't allowed in here... and it's quite disturbing for our guest." "My Onyx is no ordinary steed!" "She's a good compadre, who eases my mind and plays a decent game of chess." "Spike:" "Horses can't play chess!" "If it's one thing I hate it's being ignored!" "What happened to his aesthetics?" "!" "Jet:" "Calm down!" "Calm down, folks!" "Remember peace and love!" "My, what a lovely animal." "You like horses, mam?" "How about a ride?" "Sure, my pleasure." "Argh!" "You!" "I've never before, in my entire life, seen such a total lack of taste." "Prepare for a treat!" "This is my own special recipe called: "Son of a Gun Stew"." "Mmm..." "It will sure blaze a trail." "Um..." "So, why would a man like you become a bounty hunter?" "Since you're so rich, uh, I mean you have such a comfortable lifestyle." "That's true..." "But why?" "I would have to say, because it suits me." "And boy what a rush!" "Like a cowboy cornering a bull." "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "But seriously, such a dangerous line of work seems unnecessary." "Jet:" "Now I understand why no one goes after Teddy Bommer." "Hmm?" "Nobody wants to get his butt blown off in some damn explosion!" "Well, we can't worry about that." "Mam!" "I can't worry that!" "When my mind is set, weeell I'm wearing blinders!" "Andy:" "Nothing else matters!" "Ahhh, the personality is way too familiar." "Hmm?" "Oh, nothing..." "Heh, heh, heh!" "Now..." "Faye:" "Huh?" "Why don't we drink to me?" "And my reflection in your lovely eyes." " Cheers..." "Yeah, cheers." "(Footsteps approaching) Both:" "Hmm?" "Brought you a souvenir." "Yee-ha!" "Souvenir!" "Souvenir!" "I'm not gonna eat this can of crap!" "But it's all we got!" "I rather starve!" "You'll be sorry!" "Andy really pushes your buttons." "What is it about him that gets you so bend?" "I know why he hates the guy." "They're too much alike." "WHAT PART OF ME COULD BE LIKE THAT STUPID ASS?" "The part that makes you so damn troublesome." "Faye:" "Hey, we're missing "Big Shots"." "It's already on!" "Our final news item is about Ted Bower, Teddy Bommer aka "TB"." "TB sent a message to our station to read on the show!" "What?" "Are you kidding me?" "Um, here we go..." ""A Warning:" "All of you who put me down and laughed at me..."" ""The job I do next is your last chance."" ""This time, I'll blow you up as well, like fireworks."" "Shucks howdy, that's a rather harsh tone." ""Unless you can figure out what my next target will be."" ""Ha, ha, ha."" ""And lastly, I shall tell you my purpose for doing this..."" "Whoops!" "Judy, it seems we have run out of time." "That's all for today," "I'm sorry I couldn't read all of it, TB." "Til next time folks..." "Good luck!" "BLAM!" "Ed:" "He's gonna blow up City Hall." "You know already?" "Targets have been by height, starting with the tallest building!" "Really, it was something as simple as that?" "I'm out I don't want this one!" "Faye:" "Yeah, I'm gonna pass, too." "Jet:" "Spike, what about you?" "Spike:" "Like you have to ask!" "?" "They're late!" "Dam them!" "Those fools are sadly mistaken if they think they can get away with this!" "No!" "You alone?" "How dare insult me by showing up late!" " Wait!" " Huh?" "Damn, it's the wrong guy." "You know it has never been my intention to murder anyone." "But in your case, I'll make an exception!" " Bastards like you deserve to be..." " Sheesh!" "He's here..." "So, you again!" "Finally remember me, huh?" " You always..." " You always butting in!" "Stay out of my way!" "What?" "You're the one that's always in the way!" "Now that I have both of you gentlemen here together I will explain my reason for blowing up things." "The reason is..." "Let's settle this once, and for all." "Dammit!" "You stole my line!" "WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME!" "SHUT UP!" " What do you want?" " Who are you?" "!" "Why can't you take me seriously?" "!" "Shit, we've got to catch him first!" "Hey, wait!" "Ooof!" "Come on!" "Huh?" "Teddy:" "You fellows have grossly underestimated me." "That elevator door is never going to open again!" "Soon, the car will start moving, and that will be the end!" "It won't stop until it arrives at the top floor!" "There, my adorable teddy bears are waiting to greet you!" "And the very moment the elevator reaches them..." "Boom!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "Let me leave you with a word of advice, enjoy the rest of your lives without regret!" "Ding!" "Heh, heh, heh!" "Good luck!" "Now, don't panic." "I'm one step ahead of old Teddy Bommer.." "Spike:" "Rest assure, I know exactly how his mind works." "Hmm?" "I knew he would alter the secret emergency access code so I reverted it this afternoon." "Yeah!" "But, I reverted it this afternoon!" "If I did, and you did that means it's back to what it was!" "Stop it, you moron!" "What do we do?" "!" "Oh, no!" "Stop, it's too tight!" "Spike:" "You idiot!" "Andy:" "Get outta the way, ahh!" "Fond, farewell..." "Come to think of it, they were a pair of truly brave young men." "Faye:" "They're climbing up..." "like a couple of monkeys." "I guess they like to be up high." "Scary, how similar they are..." "Can we leave now?" "Yeah, alright." "I just have to drop this guy off first." "You don't even deserve to stand in the shadow of a cowboy." "You're one person who I could never forgive." "Wow!" "You win." "Andy:" "That was some punch!" "I see now, that you are the real cowboy." "As of today, I retire from the job." "Andy:" "My hats-off to you, partner!" "So... what are ya gonna do now?" "I have no doubt I'll find some new career." "See you, Space Cowboy!" "Spike:" "It was only a rich boy's hobby." "He was on a different level..." "or should I say, out of his league with me." "Hey, are ya listening?" "Yeah, yeah." "Spike:" "Andy wasn't my adversary after all." "Of course, I never really had anything personal against the guy." " Hey, are ya listening?" " Yeah, yeah." "Well anyway..." "What were you trying to achieve by blowing everything up?" "I only wanted to send out a warning against the needless waste created by capitalism without philosophy." "The needless colonization of Planets." "The needless circulation of slated media." "And needless tall buildings that symbolized all of this!" "You see, by destroying these monoliths I intended to remind the world what the true pioneer is all about." "Andy:" "Wait, wait, wait!" "Andy!" "Call me..." "Musashi!" "Go, Jiroumaru!" "But then..." "It was all a waste too, wasn't it?" "English subtitle by Dana Robertson You're welcome." "( "The Real Folk Blues" by Yoko Kanno )" "Aishiteta to nageku niwa..." "Too much time has passed by amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta ...to lament that we were deeply in love." "Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo..." "The wind keeps blowing, while my heart iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru ...cannot heal all the tears in it." "Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure Someone, cry for me with parched eyes." "The real folk blues." "Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake I only want to know what true sadness is." "Doro no kawa ni tsukatta..." "Sitting in muddy water jinsei mo waruku wa nai..." "...isn't such a bad life ichido kiri de owaru nara..." "...if it ends after the first time." "Andy:" "So, did everyone catch me in action this past episode?" "Spike:" "Hey, wait a minute!" "Andy:" "Now, about the next episode..." "Spike:" "Why are you doing the preview?" "Andy:" "Once again, I Andy, will be the man in action!" "Spike:" "You had your turn already!" "Andy:" "Now that I've become a space samurai...  ...I will slice up the cowboys, one by one!" "Spike:" "I said, you're not coming back!" "Andy:" "Next time on Cowboy Bebop:" ""Andy's Counter Attack"." "Spike:" "That's not the right title!"