"Anyone who enters my tomb" "Brendan was the first to go." "And Lleyton" "Is there such a thing" "Oh, my God!" "You slept with my best friend." "I just can't go on dates right now." "She thinks she's killing people." "Why is this happening?" "And how are you gonna fix it?" "Do you know anyone with someone they can" "EJ, you're the woman of my dreams." "I wouldn't be here if I didn't think" "You said it was over." ""Sleep with my son, Roo." "Those words" "Actually, she said, 10 points, Marion." "Look, I thought" "Do you think I would" "I have never encountered a sexual death" "Now, wait a minute." "Look, I..." "I realise this must be hard," "You're taking her side!" "Can't you just show" "You're always so quick to think she's" "Oh, here we go" "I'm not the one talking to dead people!" "Hell, you'd probably throw" "Yeah, and what have" "What have you" "So, you know," "More like... you know when you..." "Zach." "I'm sharing my knowledge." "Yep, you were brain-dead for two" "But if you could just..." "I'm just saying Charlie might too." "And not just" "Hey!" "He was fine, we had sex, now he's not." "It's all my fault." "A 29-year-old" "Every man she's ever slept with" "Yes." "And also a sort of, um," "that may be indeed both" "That is, if you'd care" "My boyfriend's dying, and you want to" "Shush, shush, shush," "If your mouth is open," "Now, I know this must be" "I can't imagine" "...because there is somebody" "You are opposite sides" "And he is" "I'm assuming it's a 20-cent piece" "If you're a republican, ...this Marcus" "No, no, no." "No, no." "So he heals people." "Well, he's Her Majesty, so he anoints" "It's a nicer way of looking at it." "And would you like to see" "That's me drinking tea" "That's me setting fire to a corpse which most tourists" "So he's like me, but opposite." "Amazing." "The last person your gyno sent us to" "And he nearly burned your labia off" "Is this supposed to be" "There was that form that had" "There was one." "It was hygiene-related." "This could fix everything." "I just think we should check this guy out" "We don't even know what Dr Sex Pants" "Or he could be amazing." "Are you sure this is the right place?" "I was expecting something" "Sexy?" "Maybe he's just humble." "Marvin Gaye seemed quite humble." "And then his dad shot him." "Surname?" "Ruth Mc Vie." "Do we really need" "Let's not set off on the wrong foot" "We're here to see" "Just wondering how the appointment" "Oh, looks like you might have" "I was referring, to your more attractive friend here" "...if you'll follow me" "I'll take you to the king and we can" "Don't say that." "You can't call people with birthmarks" "That is not a birthmark." "They're called port wine stains." "See, now, that's a creepily specific name" "It's a birth defect." "a distinct lack of knowledge" "This is a good one." "MARCUS ON TAPE:" "It's a fairly pertinent comment on" "Something's come up" ""Enough about your" "Form an orderly queue, ladies." "What I offer is during which you will be penetrated, most people describe as" ""without the assistance of" "but I don't like to measure outside" "So, uh, you're a bit of" "I usually like to run through a few basics" "I don't see what that's" "If you have a preferred position, though I'm fairly sure" "So, what... what happens, exactly," "Well, basically, but instead of a thermometer," "I treat everything" "Yet to meet a disease" "And how long" "Was it" "Well, not from birth." "But, um, as far as partners go," "Just getting a little background." "You're sick." "If you don't believe me," "Sorry, you don't understand." "If you're from Channel 9," "No, no." "You and I" "Nothing." "Uh, we were just passing through," "A lovely spot." "Nice meeting you, Marcus." "Probably could do with" "I was just about to tell him about" "I know." "Well, what for?" "Did you get a load of him?" "The what?" "That guy heals people" "He probably just once gave some poor, and he's been dining out on it" ""Instead of a thermometer," "My cousin Amy looked the same" "Is this your cousin Amy that looks like..." "You know what" "Probably shouldn't have bothered" "Of all the guys lucky enough" "He could have" "It's nobody's fault" "Are you picturing him" "Everything's so shit!" "My marital status" "I say we both go home until one of us pukes" "I heard him." "You don't imagine" "Maybe his memory got wiped" "You sure" "I don't expect you to understand," "I do expect you" "What if he only proposed" "People say weird shit" "It's her!" "Marcus's power!" "He healed her!" "We have to go back." "It's probably make-up!" "Can I have a turn" ""I'm getting too old for this shit."" "He's the real deal." "Good to see" "Should we help?" "Hello!" "I've got an appointment." "Alright, then, let's do this." "No, you can take your own underpants" "Eww!" "Will you, or will I..." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "I'm going to look." "We're here to watch screw each other" "Is that it?" "I like how he got someone to help the scam along " "I mean, just because she was" "Think of the opportunities." "Yeah, can we talk about" "He went into the cave, died" "I was brain-dead." "And you came back to tell the tale," "Jesus got Christmas named after him." "Being the new Jesus seems like" "Did he?" "I don't remember that bit." "No, well, you know, I do," "She'd love you being Jesus." "She loves me" "You're out of your mind." "He's a pervert" "And heals them." "You don't know for sure this is a scam." "Got a feeling about this." "Like when you thought" "That was never disproved." "I just want to talk to her." ""Hi." "We listened to you have sex" "Hello." "Hi." "Hi there." "You don't know me," "I was wondering if you'd mind" "Oh, I already donate" "I was wanting to ask you" "I just saw you there before, and after," "I'm sorry." "You must have me" "You were in a wheelchair," "I was at a day spa," "No, no, you were" "He just cured you." "Who can now walk!" "You saw her." "She was there!" "Yeah, I think you should." "And I don't think he'd like what you're..." "No need for touching." "You've" "Do everything you can" "Just... just don't open your eyes during," "Yeah, it doesn't make much difference," "We have to be realistic, Roo." "What was your" "But I called her Mrs 'Babe-rahams'." "Is there anything" "Anything you feel" "Should we get a boat?" "What?" "I thought you were different." "I thought you were better than..." "It doesn't matter." "Don't worry about it." "I might be Jesus." "Well, he sounds like" "More of an eccentric" "And you're sure he's not a con?" "What about EJ?" "You just need" "So, what is it" "It's a very interesting" "Mum's already taken me" "This is totally different." "And what harm" "So you'll do it?" "Do we really need to be" "Well, you want to get better, don't you?" "Well, then, Marcus could provide" "He's a very refreshing, and also quite exotic-looking," "I thought you said" "I did." "But there are lots of sexy dwarfs." "What does it matter if he's sexy or not?" "You know, when you can tell someone's" "Uh, so do you" "I said, do you like compu..." "I'm just boggling at the level of inanity" "Is he always this tedious," "Just making small talk." "Do you, um..." "If he has a heart attack halfway through" "What?" ""Oh, we're open-minded, the minute another man" "Sorry?" "And if you must do me the courtesy" "I'm sorry, I don't understand." "No way." "Let's not make any hasty decisions." "You said he did deep tissue massage." "Oh, God, don't make me puke." "Grow up, Charlie!" "I'm sorry to be blunt," "And you have a chance to save yourself." "It's not his mind that'd be opened." "Nobody's being opened by anybody." "And very inventive in the bedroom." "Well may he be, young lady." "And I applaud your good fortune." "What's wrong with you, Marcus?" "Yes, frankly." "I can't stand fags." "They're on a par with blacks, refugees," "Blacks." "Great." "So you're a bigot." "You're unbelievable." "I'm not giving your jaundiced boyfriend" "You're out of your mind." "Can't we just please talk about this?" "Oh, little Bobby Chemo Face"