"Tonight, a very special episode of Childrens Hospital." "Hi." "I am Cutter Spindel." "I play Dr. Blake Downs on Childrens Hospital." "My name is David Wain." "I'm one of the producers." "Today, we have an episode that can be described only as, uh..." " I don't know the word, different." " Different." "That's a great way to describe it." "I like that a lot." "Different." "I like that a lot because it really does describe the episode." " Different." "I like that." " The reason why is this episode is told entirely from the point of view of a visiting colleague from Puerto Rico who just happ..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Actually, you know what?" "Let's not spoon-feed it to them." " Let the audience use their brain." " I like that." "Because that's what television's all about, using your brain." "What's very exciting is this episode is written and directed by our very own, Cutter Spindel." " Guilty." " In his directorial debut." "Not exactly." "Um, I did direct, uh, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." "That one I did not see and I did not care for." "Please enjoy this very special episode of Childrens Hospital." "Directed by Cutter Spindel." "I wonder when that visiting doctor's gonna get here." "I don't see him anywhere." "Excuse me." "Is this the 5th floor?" "The numbers in the elevator are too high up for me to see." "Oh, my God." "You're a midget." " And you're Puerto Rican." " What?" "Ha, ha." "You've got a piece of food right here." "That's just some hot sauce left over from my burrito." "I'm Chief, the chief here." "Uh, we do things a bit differently here at Childrens, doctor but there are some techniques you can pick up and bring back home to Havana." "Bring our techniques back to Puerto Rico, not our white women." "And I do hope that I can teach you some of our new advances in Puerto Rican medicine." "Oh, I'd always wanted to learn how to breed fighting chickens." "Dear Pappy, you'd like it here at Childrens Hospital." "It's chaos, sure, but organized chaos." "It's like a graceful ballet or like that funeral we had for one of our dogs." "First off, there's the chief." "Get this, Pappy, a woman is the chief." "Oh, uh-oh." "Looks like it's time to turn off the MRI machine." "It smells like Thanksgiving in here, but bad." "You'd love the doctors here, Pappy." "They work hard." "Time of death, 5:59." "Time of dry humping in the supply closet, 6:01." "Sorry." "Was that your fist?" "What was that?" "But you get all the doctors here in one room and you understand why they all work so well together." "They are much like our own family, Pappy." "Only, they don't have a jeep." "Jefe, check this out." "No." "But I got..." "Oh, my mustache is now a mess." "Where is the mirror?" "I must oil it again." "The clasp got caught in my eye." "Where's your bra?" "Rob, what's going on?" " I had that dream again." " What dream?" "The one about the Childrens Hospital." "Oh." "It all took place inside a Puerto Rican midget's fart." " What...?" "It's just a dream." " It doesn't make any sense." "Rob, go back to sleep." "Don't forget to set the snow globe." "You're right, Megan Mullaly." "Good night." "Good night, Rob Corddry." " Ooh!" " Ha!" "Wow." " Thank you." " Very powerful." "When did you get the idea that this world of Childrens Hospital takes place inside this Puerto Rican midget's fart?" "I think we've always known." "You know, so as I was writing it it occurred to me that the Puerto Rican midget is almost a character itself." "I mean, he really literally was a character in the story." "Right." "It had that feeling, so why not write it?" "He really literally was a character in the show." "And that's the feeling I wanted to bring to it." "Huh." "Thanks, everyone, for tuning in to this special episode of Childrens Hospital." "Tune in next week for a regular one."