"How do you write "ass"?" "Can I not do this?" "No" "My Mother is paying you" "You must teach me something" "How can you stop?" "Master Dou has been through 39 tutors" "You're number 40" "You're out of luck" "I'll scream for help" "Scream?" " Mai Song!" " Yes!" "Bring the gear!" "Yes!" "If you scream, you'll have to drink this" "Go ahead!" "Forget it then" "It doesn't matter" "The urine is for free" "Give it to him!" "Yes" "Drink up... it's free!" "Sister!" "Really?" "Yes, he's mischievous" "Entrust me with your business" "Don't give it to this brat" "Let me see!" "Don't be angry!" "That's how he is" ""Alert!" "Madam is coming!"" "My Mom's coming" ""She's in the living room"" "Living room?" "Clean up!" "Hurry!" "Let me down!" "Damn!" "We forgot about him!" "Ouch!" "That hurts!" "Watch what you say!" "The study is a mess" "You'll see for yourself!" ""She's on your doorstep!"" "Damn!" "She's here!" "Come inside, hurry!" "Finished your mahjong game, Mother?" "Did you win?" "Is everything alright?" "Everything is fine" "Why did you cover your eye with the book?" "I'm short sighted" "This is how I read" "What did you write today?" ""Damn you!" "Asshole!"" "This is outrageous!" "What is it?" "See for yourself" "What did you write, son?" ""Mother, I love you!" "You're beautiful!"" "Not bad!" "You're always bad-mouthing him" "You can forget about your allowance" "No, Sister!" "Don't let him fool you" "This way, Master chen" "Please!" "This is Master chen Hui-min" "I want a coach" "Not a tutor" "You're mistaken, Master Dou" "His pupils are quite amazing" "They're famous fighters" "Each of my three students has his own merit" "They're smart and capable" "This I have to see" "Please..." "Master, here they are..." "Yunnan Leg, Yun Piao-piao" "This is superb martial arts called splitting the crotch" "This is Human Ball, Tuan Tuan-zhuan" "Look, he is rolling in every which way" "Until when?" "This is the Drunken 18 Steps" "Really?" "8, 9, 10, 11... 14, 15... 18" "I bet he'll never do that again!" "Which one of you will fight me?" "Me!" "I busted his ass!" "Your turn!" "He's a descendent of Ximen chui-xue" "He's Xicheng Xiu-shu" "Get your weapon, Master Dou" "Garbage!" "You're famous now!" "What do you say?" "Give them 5 taels each" "Yes, sir!" "What about me?" "How much should I give him?" "Nothing!" "Let's go!" "Let's have some fun!" "What did you arrange?" "1, 2, 3... 8, 9" "Get up, asshole!" "Well?" "Are we finished?" "I can't take it anymore!" "One more round!" "Go!" "I'll be dead!" "You useless bastard!" "Here's your salary" "Mai Song, this is terrible" "No fun at all" "Master Dou" "That's just the prolog" "Wait till you see the main attraction" "Remember Blinky?" "He won't admit defeat" "He wants to challenge you again" "Blinky?" "He wants to fight me?" "You were lucky last time" "I have experts with me today" "I don't care who you have" "I'm not afraid" "I told you not to copy me" "Why are you still doing it?" "Shut up!" "Let's get started" "I'm just waiting for you" "Some people just can't wait to lose!" "Go!" "Let me introduce you" "Southern King, Luo Ba-hai" "Northern King, Di Qing-feng" "Well?" "Stop this nonsense!" "16 rounds or 24?" "Just 1 game only 1 game?" "1 game will decide" "If I lose" "I'll give you 100 taels of gold" "If you lose?" "I'll give you 200 taels of gold" "No, if you lose" "You'll streak in the market and run 3 laps" "Streak?" "Don't agree to it!" "He wants to humiliate you" "I'm not afraid" "I'll streak if I lose" "If you lose, you'll eat these 4 tiles" "What?" "Very well" "Someone has to pick it up" "You have to pick it up!" "Stop fighting!" "Throw the dice" "3!" "I'll start!" "Get your tiles!" "Hurry!" "This is good!" "Master Blinky!" "Come over here... come..." "Let me introduce you" "They are the Xiao sisters" "They're here to entertain us" "Let's do that now" "Forget the mahjong game" "What's your hurry?" "We're hot and sweaty" "I'm soaked" "Let us take a break" "No problem" "There are clothes behind the screen" "Go change" "Get out of those wet clothes" "Sure!" "Go on!" "White Dragon" "Pong!" "Red Dragon" "Pong!" "Watch out for the Green Dragon!" "5 circles" "Your turn!" "Discard a tile!" "Hey..." "Not that one!" "Pong!" "You'll pay for everyone if I win" "Yes, you!" "I dare you to cheat" "What's with all the birds today?" "They're all gone" "Bird?" "There's no bird!" "He's signaling..." "Your turn!" "I'll win for sure..." "Where's my 9 character?" "4, 8, 12!" "You're missing a tile" "You're a tile short" "Discard a tile!" "You're missing a tile!" "No way!" "Discard a tile!" "Your turn!" "Hurry up!" "How can you be a tile short?" "You'll have to streak for sure!" "Huan!" "Shui!" "Gather up the villagers at the door" "Someone is getting ready to streak!" "You may not win either carry on!" "You'll never win!" "Hurry!" "Probably not this one!" "7 circles" "He's hiding my tile under his chin" "I'll lure you with the Bird" "I get the Bird" "Are you discarding the tile?" "You're dead!" "Game!" "You have an extra tile!" "A Bird and a 9 character" "That's a false game!" "False game!" "I'm in trouble!" "You won, Master Dou" "He had a false game on your tile!" "Get ready to swallow these!" "No way!" "Fix him!" "Stop it!" "Don't punch me!" "No?" "We'll kick!" "Master Dou..." "Where are you going?" "No violence!" "Eat these!" "Give them here!" "Aren't they pretty!" "Really?" "Swallow!" "Sir" "He hit me!" "Damn!" "Blinky's father is a magistrate!" "So?" "Let's get out of here!" "Hurry!" "This way!" "You wish to hire an assassin?" "Yes!" "Your name?" "Shi chun" "You know my rate?" "Yes, 100,000 taels" "Who do you want me to kill?" "My nephew Dou" "I've checked!" "You spend everything you make" "How can you pay me?" "When Dou is dead" "I'll take over his family business" "I'll have all the money I need" "If he's alive" "You get nothing?" "Yes" "I'll kill him" "But I'll split your fortune 50 0" "No?" "I can do it for free" "For free?" "I'll kill you for free, not Dou" "Very well, we'll split 50" "What's your name?" "Chen Bai-qiang" "No, you're chen Bo-xiang" "You're the head guard of the Military commander" "That's right!" "You have a keen eye!" "You coming with me or am I to execute you on the spot?" "Don't move!" "Step back!" "I'll entertain him" "I don't know him" "Get up!" "The government is watching me" "I can't kill Dou openly" "What can we do?" "Lure him away from Guangdong" "I'll send someone to kill him on the way" "Very well!" "I'll do that" "Throw him in the water" "Yes" "You want me in Beijing?" "According to your uncle" "Princess Xiang is looking for a husband" "If you marry her" "You'll become a prince" "As your mother" "I'll be the Princess' mother-in-law" "That's so impressive!" "Taking a wife is too much trouble" "If you stay single" "You'll get into trouble everyday" "When you beat up Blinky's father" "I spent 50,000 taels to pay him off" "A wife can keep an eye on you" "Princess Xiang is a beauty" "Yes, very pretty" "Your uncle has her portrait" "Hurry up and show him!" "See how pretty she is!" "So pretty..." "She looks a lot like me" "Pleasantly plump and charming" "She'll give you children" "Go after her in Beijing!" "Beijing?" "I'm not going come, Master Dou" "Master Dou" "It's not such a bad idea" "What do you know?" "Beijing is boring" "You're wrong" "Beijing has all sort of foreign contraptions" "You're invincible in Guangdong" "You're nobody in Beijing" "Unless you beat the 3 Masters of Beijing" "Then it's a different story" "Masters of Beijing?" "Master of Swindlers, che Zai" "Master of Womanizers, Ren Zhen-hao" "Master of Burglars, 3 Hands 3 Hands?" "If you beat them" "You'll be number one" "What about the Princess?" "She's hosting a martial arts competition" "Just tell your Mother you lost" "Fine!" "Let's go tomorrow" "Excellent!" ""Southern Village Pier"" "Rendao Tajirou!" "You're crazy!" "Rendao Tajirou!" "You're inferior!" "Go away!" "Sorry!" "Rendao Tajirou!" "Over here!" "You're Taijirou?" "That's me!" "You should be charming Tajirou" "I'm the real Rendao Tajirou" "Sure..." "Get on board, Master Dou" "It's so crowded!" "Never mind that" "It's more lively that way" "Taking the boat is boring" "What have you arranged?" "Everything, sexy, violent, thrilling and funny" "You won't be bored" "Really?" "This way!" "Sexy!" "Miss, you dropped your handkerchief" "Pick it up for me" "Sure..." "Your handkerchief, Miss" "Miss..." "Hand it to me" "Turn around..." "Save this for yourself, Song" "That bitch" "To think she'd get me someone as ugly as you!" "Move along, witch!" "As long as I get paid!" "Where's my room?" "I'll show you" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine!" "Go away!" "Well?" "Not bad, right?" "Not bad" "This is our room" "I'll get you something to eat" "Alright" "I'm over here" "You're late, big guy" "What's the matter?" "What's your hurry?" "The boat hasn't set sail yet" "Where is he?" "In the room" "Master Dou is a good fighter can you take it?" "Of course" "Real muscles!" "He's a bit of a sadist" "Sadist?" "It's alright" "Kid" "Just because you caught my darts" "I'm not afraid of you!" "Come out!" "Very well" "Who are you?" "I'm the big guy" "Then I'm..." "Say no more" "I know all about you!" "Let's get started" "Get started?" "Don't waste my time" "If you won't fight, I will" "They call him a good fighter?" "Maybe he's a masochist" "They say you're invincible" "I say you're an idiot" "This is easy money!" "Someone jumped in again?" "Song!" "Coming!" "What took you so long?" "Hand it to me" "Sure..." "Why is his uncle in the water?" "And one more guy in black?" "You're useless" "My man was arrested" "I'll hold you responsible" "Why me?" "I already tipped you off but you failed to kill him" "I must do it myself and kill them both" "4-Eyes" "Brother!" "Get ready!" "We're going to Beijing tomorrow to go after them" "Yes" ""Jingjin Yong Ding Pier"" "Beijing people are fastidious and very stylish" "We must speak their language" "I don't know how" "Easy, just roll your tongue and mumble" "I have to go poo-poo" "You should say "I have to shit"" "Fine, shit!" "Yes!" "I'll go back to the boat!" "Sure..." "Watch out!" "No plank!" "Find some place quiet" "Be on the lookout" "I will" "Song, give me toilet paper" "Yes" "I don't have any" "Just money notes" "That'll do!" "Hurry!" "Here!" "Come closer" "It stinks!" "What did he eat?" "Song must have done this" "Who do you work for?" "Whoever..." "Song" "This is the best arrangement so far" "I should give you a raise" "Give them 5 taels each" "I had nothing to do with it" "This is Beijing" "It's different from Guangzhou" "They have everything here" "It's bustling over there" "Let's eat first" "Damn!" "I have no money" "Master Dou" "This is the top restaurant De Long Liu" "The decor is magnificent and they have everything" "2 idiots" "Here we are, Master Dou!" "Do you know how to order?" "Don't worry!" "We have eaten everything" "Poultry, seafood, meat and other delicacies" "That's everything" "What more can they offer?" "Right!" "This way" "Wipe your hands" " Tip!" " Yes!" "Thanks" "For you" "Thanks" "There's a table outside..." "I want that one..." "This way!" "This is the VIP room" "Sir?" "Waiter!" "What can I do for you?" " Song!" " Yes" "Serve us something expensive but not filling" "Paper money!" " Go" " Yes!" "Waiter!" "Sir?" "What would you like?" "I have eaten everything" "My stomach is bothering me" "Give me a Beggar's chicken" "Beggar's chicken and a pot of longjing tea" "Go on..." "Right away!" "We're in the wrong place" "This is a beggars' room" "Really?" "No wonder the waiter downstairs recommended buns that even dogs don't want" "The guy next door looks alright" "But he's a beggar" "He ordered beggar's chicken" "You can't really tell" "How much money do we have?" "500 taels" "Louder" "About 500 taels can we give some away?" "Yes" "Say it" "We can give some away" "It's broken!" "Must be a fake!" "I'll get it" "That hat is nothing" "The pearl is too small" "It's not good enough for me" "Don't pick up what I throw away!" "Yes" "Did I do the right thing?" "Of course!" "I curse the one who picks it up!" "Hurry!" "Our Beijing duck, sir" "I don't need any help" "I'll do it myself" "Hand me the knife" "But..." "Master!" "How do you eat this?" "With your hands" "That guy is so cocky!" "Hurry!" "Your chicken, sir" "Go away!" "We'll sit here" "Yes, Master" "Move it!" "Master!" "I don't like sitting here" "It's crowded." "I want to sit over there" "Very well" "Yes, sir" "Master Lai" "Such an honor to have you here our VIP room is full" "How about upstairs?" "What?" "We want a table in there" "Tell them to leave" "I can't!" "They were here first" "So?" "Our Master is a VIP too" "Tell them to go" "They haven't paid up" "Hand them the bill" "They're done eating, tell them to get lost!" "Tell them to leave!" "Go on!" "Master Lai" "It's you!" "That antique sold for 2,000 taels..." "Let's talk inside!" "Where's my commission?" "I'll pay you" "You came to eat" "I have a table inside, it's my treat" "Let's see what you're up to" "There are 2 hicks in there" "They're capable of anything" "They make eyes at women" "Even the waitress has been molested by them" "You must be careful" "They'll never touch my woman" "You should still be careful" "Master..." "Master Lai" "Master" "Please sit down" "Go out!" "They have famous dishes..." "Waiter!" "Set the table for 2 more and get a few more dishes, hurry!" "Yes, sir" "Help yourself" "Alright" "You like it here and here we are" "It's such an honor to treat you today" "Why are you winking?" "Don't hit on my girl!" "There's something in my eyes..." "Stop it!" "How dare you beat up my man!" "I don't care who you are" "You're stupid for a rascal" "I'll fix anyone who hits on my girl" "Don't be afraid, let's go outside" "Stop it!" "Please talk things out..." "You're friends with Master Lai" "Please ask them to stop" "If they'll listen, they won't fight" "What should I do?" "Alert the authorities" "What?" "If someone gets killed" "You'll be in trouble" "Right away!" "If you lose to Master Dou" "There'll be a reward" "Reward my foot!" "Master Dou!" "Too heavy..." "Don't let go!" "Don't worry!" "I have no quarrels with you" "I won't kill you" "Please have mercy, pal" "Will you admit defeat?" "Master..." "Master Dou, you're incredible!" "If you apologize" "Master Dou will let you go" "Hear me?" "I'll do anything, just let me go" "Move aside!" "They're upstairs" "How dare you make trouble in the capital?" "Arrest them" "Let's go, Master" "Don't worry!" "I guarantee you'll be fine" "Are you sure?" "Let's go, Master Dou!" "Step aside!" "Stop!" "Arrest them!" "Take them away!" "Wait!" "Master Dou is a 2nd-grade official from Guangdong" "I don't care!" "Arrest him!" "Show some respect" "Wait!" "Who are you?" "I'm a member of the Eight Banners" "Everyone in Beijing is a member" "You should be arrested for starting a brawl" "How dare you!" "Look!" "Sorry, sir!" "I didn't know" "Please pardon me" "I'll handle this" "You may go now" "Yes, sir" "What did he show them?" "A mandarin jacket of the royalty" "Really?" "Master che, what about the damages?" "Who should pay for it?" "Whoever broke it will pay for it!" "You must pay up!" "Wait..." "What is it?" "What's your name?" "Che Zai" "You're the Master of Swindlers" "I'm Dou" "I want to buy yourjacket" "It's not for sale" "No discord, no concord" "Please drop by my place" "Sure" "Well?" "The jacket is a gift from the Emperor" "You're from an esteemed family" "Why take the back door?" "There must be something left" "You'll know when you get inside" "There's nothing out front" "Everything is in the back" "My Father" "He was someone I respect" "Stop kidding around" "All government officials are corrupted" "If your Father is clean" "Where did he get this house?" "I'm warning you" "If you say anything disrespectful about my Father" "I'll go crazy, understand?" "Stupid!" "Calm down!" "Understand?" "Yes" "Are you alright?" "Yes" "This bed is a gift to my Father from the French ambassador" "Have you seen this before?" "How soft!" "Try it!" "Very bouncy!" "Sell it to me!" "You want the jacket?" "Yes" "You want the bed?" "Yes" "I have other things" "I want them all" "Very well" "The U.S. Ambassador gave me this gramophone" "Gramophone?" "It's haunted" "Don't be scared" "That's the sound from the gramophone" "You won't understand" "I don't want that, it's no good" "Let me show you something nice" "Nice?" "Follow me" "This is a block of wood" "What is it?" "The British ambassador gave this gun to my Father" "A gun?" "What's that smell?" "Gunpowder, stupid!" "Lift your foot" "What are you doing with my shoe?" "Want to see what it can do?" " Yes!" " Me too" "That's incredible!" "You can kill any expert with it" "Except I only have 2 bullets" "Now I have only 1 left" "That's such a shame" "Don't worry, I'll take it" "That'll be 24 taels" "Not a penny less" "No problem" "Pay up" "Song, pay him" "What about the jacket?" "That's hard" "Why?" "You don't want to sell it?" "Not really" "Why not?" "But..." "My family lost a fortune in gambling" "We lost everything" "What's anotherjacket?" "That's true" "Sit..." "If I lose" "I'll give you the jacket" "If I win" "You give me 20,000 taels" "Deal!" "What will it be?" "Chinese dominoes" "That's boring" "Try something more classy" "What?" "Look" "This is called poker" "Master Dou" "What's that stack?" "Get lost!" "I don't know how to play" "It's easy, King is the father" "Queen is the mother" "Jack is the son" "There are other cards, from 2 to 10" "And an ace" "What?" "You have pairs 3 of a kind" "4 of a kind 5 in a sequence is a "straight"" "5 in the same suit is a "flush"" "They both beat 3 of a kind" "Straight beats 2 pairs" "Straight flush is the winning hand, understand?" "I'm very smart can you guess if I understand?" "Do you?" "No" "Let's get started then" "I'll deal" "2 of the same is a pair" "3 of a kind" "4 of a kind" "I'll win for sure" "Do you have 5 of a kind?" "Yes, 4 plus you 4 fathers and 1 mother" "What a mother!" "Straight flush is the highest hand" "Alternate flush is No. 2" "What's alternate flush?" "What is it?" "You don't know?" "1,3,5,7,9 or 2,4,6,8,10" "That's alternate flush" "You lost" "Are you sure?" "I'm sure you have to pay come on!" "I don't like this" "Play something I know" "I'm capping it at 40,000 taels" "If you lose" "You must give me yourjacket" "What will it be?" "My specialty, of course!" "Women" "Hurry..." "Look at the queue!" "When I get up there, I'll be too tired to fight" "You don't have to if you don't want Princess Xiang" "If I win" "I'll get your 40,000 taels" "That's how it'll be" "Get in line... one by one, don't push!" "Single file..." "What?" "Yes" "This way!" "Excuse me!" "You must line up to get in" "Line up?" "What's the big deal?" "I'll get in line" "The line is too long" "Song, get up there" "Hurry..." "Yes" "Hurry..." "I'm from Guangdong can I cut in?" "What are you saying?" "I'm from Guangdong too" "What a coincidence!" "Step aside!" "What's taking so long?" "Just because you're big doesn't mean you can bully me" "I'm Big Guy" "I'm Giant" "This is ridiculous!" "Don't be cocky" "I wouldn't dare call myself big" "Go to the end of the line" "Where's Master Dou?" "The line is shorter over there" "Thanks" "1,2,3,4" "Hurry, Master Dou" "We don't have to queue up" "Hurry... only 3 more" "Don't wait anymore, push..." "What are you doing?" "We want in" "This is the line for "chop chop"" "20 taels?" "Master Dou, just 20 taels" "I'll pay 200" "Alright" "Get in, no need to queue up" ""Eunuch recruitment"" "It's done" "come in..." "Thanks" "What kind of competition is this?" "They aim for the crotch?" "It's your turn" "Alright" "What is he saying?" "Who cares?" "I don't understand" "Very well!" "Both of you together?" "Come on..." "What is it?" "You need a check up" "I heard that" "He said we need a check up check up?" "Alright!" "Come here..." "Raise your hands" "What are they doing?" "Check up, I guess" "What a pain!" "Everyone has second thoughts about this" "It's too late now open the door" "Are you deaf?" "Chop chop..." "Sir" "I have a new invention" "It's called the chopper" "I pull this lever and chop chop" "It'll be so much easier" "Hurry up with your check up" "Tie their feet up" "Thanks" "Supervisor" "The guy died" "Sign here" "Another one?" "How did he die?" "From castration" "What?" "This is not a check up" "They're trying to castrate us" "Do something, you idiot!" "Too late" "You have to chop chop" "How dare you!" "Fix him!" "Help, Master Dou" "Run!" "Come back!" "Nothing?" "Nothing!" "Che Zai was quick" "He moved everything" "He conned us and was afraid we'll come get him" "The jacket" "Master Dou is pampered and too cocky" "A trip to the castration room is your penalty" "You're scared out of your wits" "Should you come back to get even" "You'll be furious" "The jacket shows my apology" "Hope you'll enjoy it" "At least he has a conscience and left you the jacket" "Try it on..." "Looks good" "How do I look?" "Great!" "You look magnificent" "When I go home" "Blinky will be jealous of how prestigious I am of course!" "You won't get away!" "Arrest them" "Yes, sir" "Arrest me?" "Kneel before my jacket!" "You produced these fake jackets" "That's high treason!" "We have been watching you" "This is a fake?" "Don't play dumb!" "They said che Zai sold them the jacket" "But you hang around with che Zai" "You must be his accomplice che Zai incriminated us" "Let's go" "Arrest them!" "Thanks to his gun or else we'd be dead" "That che Zai played us for fools" "We're no match for him" "Master Dou" "Let's find the Master of Womanizers" "Ren Zhen-hao" "Yes" "Do you think he knows Ren Zhen-hao?" "Ask him" "Buddy..." "Hey, don't touch my ball" "You sell balls?" "If you are, I'll take them all" "Go away if you don't know the game" "Get out!" "What's there to know?" "They are like marbles!" "No big deal!" "What?" "Marbles?" "This is called snooker, you see?" "Looks like marbles to me!" "Show me" "Excellent!" "Even I, Ren Zhen-hao's hat is off to you" "I've been looking for you, Ren Zhen-hao" "Was I involved with your sister?" "No, my name is Dou" "I'm from Guangdong" "I came here to challenge you" "I have taken on che Zai" "You want to challenge me now?" "Master Dou" "Dou" "At least show me what you can do" "Prove that you're worth my time" "That's easy!" "How about this one?" "Song!" "Try to take liberties with her" "I'll drive you away" "We'll use the "damsel in distress" trick" "Why am I always the bad guy?" "Miss?" "Are you alone?" "Let me buy you tea" "Don't be shy!" "I'm not a stranger" "I'm a friend you haven't met" "Say something" "Are you feeling alright?" "Be reasonable!" "Miss!" "Are you his accomplice?" "Help me, Master Dou" "can I borrow this?" "Help yourself" "Thanks" "Master Dou" "Miss..." "These 2 lechers raped my grandmother and wounded me" "I'm a righteous man" "I won't let them harm you" "They left me behind to die" "Master Dou..." "Don't worry" "I'll take care of you" "He's cheating" "Asshole!" "Bye!" "He has one on us!" "He is over there!" "You played us for fools" "Take it easy, don't be angry" "The trick you use only works on country folks" "But it's no use here in the capital" "You knew she can fight, why her?" "That's the way to defeat the opponent!" "If you won't admit defeat" "We can have another go" "Very well!" "That's a pretty dress!" "You think it's pretty?" "I envy you for having such a pretty dress" "My Father brought this back for me" "You don't mean this one?" "Her father is the Russian ambassador" "Her name is Delonkotiva Galalenaslova" "What?" "Delonkotiva Galalenslova" "What a name!" "Are you in?" "Of course!" "What's the bet?" "We'll try something harder" "Whoever gets her in bed first will win" "The stake is 2,000 taels of gold" "You're on!" "There's a ball at the embassy tonight" "We must sneak inside to go near her" "She's Russian, do you speak Russian?" "Russian is mere mumble jumble" "I'm chinese!" "Get lost!" "What now?" "I have an idea" "Is he your friend?" "I don't know" "Put it here!" "The dummy looks real!" "What are they for?" "My present to the ambassador" "For me?" "They're pretty!" "Indeed!" "They look quite real!" "This is fantastic" "Thank you so much" "Let's talk over there" "Asshole!" "He molested me" "Let me introduce you to my aunt" "This is..." "Mai Song" "Mr. Mai Song" "You're handsome, Mr. Mai" "She's a special guest a friend of the Queen's" "How kind of Mr. Mai" "He sent me this lovely wax figure" "You must help me look after him" "Are you married, Mr. Mai?" "It's hot, I'll take a bath" "I'll join you" "Naughty boy, come later" "Bye" "I'll be right back" "This isn't very nice" "Don't worry!" "How embarrassing!" "We're used to it" "This wax figure is nice!" "It looks so real!" "With muscles too!" "Stop it!" "You should feel me instead" "But I want to feel him!" "Bitch!" "How dare you hit me!" "The world is full of men like you" "Jerks, assholes, bastards..." "I'll kill you..." "Damn!" "I got beaten up for nothing!" "Is the bath ready?" "Yes" "This is lovely!" "Who sent it?" "I don't know" "Help me undress" "Where did this come from?" "Who is it?" "It's me!" "Darling!" "I love you very very very much" "You're lying!" "They say you're a womanizer" "I love you" "Let's get married" "I have to think about this" "If you won't" "I'll die for you!" "See?" "Poison, a gun and a knife" "Tricks!" "If you say no, I'll kill myself" "I don't believe you" "Watch me!" "Watch what?" "Will you stab yourself?" "No, I'm shaving" "coward!" "What coward?" "I don't like blood and gore" "I'll drink this poison" "You kill yourself by drinking alcohol?" "No, I'm cleaning the gun with it" "Then I'll shoot myself" "Will you marry me?" " No..." " Don't mind me..." "I'm shot!" "I'm dying!" "The gun is not loaded" "You liar... get out!" "Get out!" "Now!" "The wax figure is moving!" "Look!" "Stop lying!" "Get out!" "No, he's really moving..." "Get out!" "Now!" "Master Dou" "Where were you?" "I was looking for you" "Excellent!" "Let's find a quiet place ok?" "Sure" "I have to pee, go on... oK, but hurry" "Song!" "Master Dou" "I found you!" "Excellent!" "You did it?" "Not yet" "This is the ultimate invigorator" "I forgot to give it to you" "These foreigners are powerful in bed" "Don't bring shame to the country" "It's gone!" "What now?" "I'm still young, I don't need it" "You figure something out" "Hi, Mary!" "Tonight..." "Hi" "What's with him?" "I don't know" "Why is he like that?" "Honey..." "Broken..." "Monster!" "Help!" "Daddy!" "What happened?" "He..." "Daddy!" "You posed as the wax figure!" "You're dead!" "He watched while I bathed" "Lock him up!" "Wait!" "Leave him alone!" "He's with me!" "He's with me, let him go!" "Why are you doing this?" "No reason" "You may be the ambassador, but I'm an aristocrat" "I can have you dismissed if you disobey me" "He's my darling" "Song, what happened?" "She raped me!" "What now?" "Darling, what shall we do?" "Arrest Ren Zhen-hao!" "Yes, lock him up" "No!" "We'll call it even this time" "What do you think, Master Dou?" "I'll take you to 3 Hands" "Fair enough" "I'll ask that old maid" "She doesn't understand English!" "Let me ask her!" "Old lady" "Don't call me old lady" "My name is Mary" "Mary?" "You don't know English?" "Ok, I'll speak chinese" "What do you want?" "We're looking for 3 Hands can you fetch him for us?" "My master!" "You better go away or you'll be sorry" "We're here to challenge him" "Go tell him now" "You go find him" "I don't want to get out half naked" "Is he that incredible?" "Go in!" "No eye see" "Why is it empty?" "Are you looking for me?" "Are you 3 Hands?" "Did I steal from you, kid?" "This is Master Dou" "He wants to challenge you" "He has taken on che Zai and myself" "The score is 1 loss and 1 tie" "Now it's your turn!" "Turn to challenge me?" "Sorry!" "Look!" "Who tied you up?" "Who else but myself can tie me up?" "Why?" "So that I'll stop stealing" "Because I'm notorious" "People are afraid of me" "Here comes 3 Hands" "oh, 3 Hands!" "Bill please" "Let's go!" "What's the matter?" "Do I have rashes?" "Why are they avoiding me?" "Pork buns!" "I'll take one!" "Thanks" "I must kick this habit" "When I get itchy" "I'll even steal from myself" "That's why there's nothing here" "You won't take me on?" "I don't want to steal anymore" "That's too bad!" "I've taken them on" "If you refuse" "What should I do?" "You better go" "I really don't want to do it" "Just this once?" "What do you want me to steal?" "Where's my jade?" "You mean this one?" "It's in your blood!" "You won't change" "Alright" "Here's the deal" "Steal this again in 3 days" "Not 3 days" "I'll get it before the cock crows tomorrow" "We're staying at the Russian embassy" "If you get it before the cock's crow" "The jade is yours" "If I fail" "I'll give you my house and my maid Mary" "You can take her as well" "No, you can keep her" "Let's go" "How much did you lose?" "We're too smart for that!" "We didn't lose anything" "No?" "Look again!" "Good evening!" "Dou is in the Russian embassy" "We'll get him tonight" "Master!" "Don't worry!" "He knows the Bell defense" "He'll know what to do!" "Go on rounds!" "Arrest anyone who's suspicious looking and bring him to me" "Darling, let's go back to our room" "No" "But I want to" "You go on" "I'll check on Master Dou" "Hurry!" "Alright!" "Why didn't you lock the door?" "Look!" "There are so many!" "There are over 50" "And more over there" "He'll never know which one is real" "I put all the guards on duty" "Be on the alert!" "I will" "It's a mirror" "It's a mirror" "How come I'm wearing glasses?" "Bell Defense?" "Be careful!" "Say the password when you come back!" "Damn!" "I forgot" "Abacadabra" "Minimaniminimanimo open sesame!" "Open sesame?" "Alright!" "Be careful!" "I will" "Back already?" "He must have forgotten something!" "He has a terrible memory" "Ask for the password" "Password?" "Abacadabra" "Manimin..." "Wrong!" "Wrong?" "Minimini..." "Wrong!" "Manimani..." "Wrong!" "Manimini..." "Wrong" "Wrong again?" "Damn!" "He's swearing!" "It doesn't sound like Song" "Must be 3 Hands" "Save your breath, 3 Hands" "We're not opening the door" "We'll only do it for your mother!" "Come out..." "We spotted 3 Hands!" "Come out..." "Where?" "He's in the garden!" "After him... 3 Hands is under arrest" "He stole our pants yesterday" "We must give him a good fix" "Where is 3 Hands?" "Damn!" "It's a trap!" "So many!" "Who are you?" "I'm here to kill you" "come and help me!" "Me?" "Hurry!" "Alright!" "Good move!" "That's what I do best!" "Good move!" "Here he comes again!" "Open up!" "I don't have time for you" "Now we don't need your help!" "Give us a hand!" "Give me the jade first" "If I'm dead" "The jade is useless!" "What now?" "Attack him from below ok" "Attack him from below" "That's a heavy blow!" "I'm dead" "I can't hold you" "Here he comes again!" "Jade!" "Stop it!" "There's plenty" "Without his glasses he's blind as a bat" "catch!" "Catch!" "Over here!" "Where's my glasses?" "What is it?" "He tried to kill me" "Who are you?" "4-Eyes" "Just because you broke my glasses doesn't mean you can beat me" "I practiced Iron Shirt for 10 years" "Bell Defense for 20 years and Virgin kung fu for 30 years" "No weapon on earth can beat me" "What?" "Nothing can beat you?" "Thank goodness for this gun" "I'll only practice shooting from now on" "Don't go!" "What about him?" "Take him to the back room" "Find out who sent him" "Start talking!" "Who hired you?" "I have integrity and loyalty" "I have ambition and bad breath" "It stinks!" "Bad breath?" "Really?" "Let's see" "You feet stink!" "Talk!" "I'd rather die" "A tough guy?" "He won't talk!" "My darling taught me Russian roulette" "Let's play that" "Using a gun?" "It's empty" "This gun carries 6 bullets" "I'll load 1 bullet" "And we'll take turns and try our luck" "He hit me" "I want to add a bullet" "Sure!" "I want another one" "No problem" "Look at my bruises" "I want one more" "Me too" "That makes 5 bullets" "Right!" "Well?" "I'll go first" "I'm fine." "You're next!" "6 minus 1 is 5" "I'm dead!" "So be it!" "Speak up!" "Your uncle hired my brother 3-Eyes to kill you" "My uncle?" "Now I remember" "When we were ambushed at the pier" "He was there!" "I thought you arranged it of course not" "But I dare not say anything can't believe he's so heartless!" "I'll ask my darling to send in the troops" "I have no business here." "Bye!" "Wait... what about our bet?" "That's right" "Time is up, you lose!" "Where is the jade?" "Right here!" "Master Dou, I think you lost" "Why?" "Mary!" "It was me" "It was you?" "The cock is still asleep" "Even I must admit defeat" "No discord, no concord" "We can become sworn brothers" "Very well, I'm the oldest" "We're the same age" "That makes me..." "The youngest" "Wait!" "First, we must arrest your uncle and 3-Eyes" "Step aside..." "Where are they now?" "I don't know" "Take him away!" "That's not fair..." "You must be 3-Eyes" "Take him away!" "Be good after you get married" "The fat lady will bear you a son" "Stop kidding around" "Master Dou" "What?" "Your blasted uncle is in jail" "What are you thinking?" "Nothing" "You have the Fat Lady and he came up empty-handed" "That's why he's not happy" "No wonder he looks dispirited" "You didn't do any better" "I'm already out of the competition yet you still can't score" "I don't want to marry a blonde and scare my poor mother to death" "Why is he so narrow minded?" "You know he can't take it" "Why must you irritate him?" "Song is so lucky to have a wife" "I have to go home empty-handed" "I'll find someone tonight" "Dou, I'll wait for you in the dungeon" "I thought she didn't want me but she's secretly in love with me" "Lena..." "Dou..." "Don't be mad, come out!" "Look!" "He has a rendezvous!" "And you thought he failed!" "Let's spy on him in the dungeon" "Yes!" "Sure!" "Lena..." "Maybe she'd be getting impatient!" "She must be naked now!" "Lena" "This is not hers!" "I don't understand" "What don't you understand?" "That's mine!" "Who are you?" "You sent people after me!" "You're 3-Eyes?" "My uncle is already in jail" "You don't have to kill me" "I have my rules" "I must complete my mission" "Nothing else matters" "Look!" "How sexy!" "We definitely must take a look" "I can't stand this" "How incredible!" "Hard to believe" "She's so skinny yet so powerful!" "It's Master Dou's first time!" "No wonder he's screaming" "Do you need help?" "Yes, come in!" "We're his friends, we must help" "I'll have to force myself" "Watch my chinese kung fu against a foreigner" "What?" "Both of them can't handle her?" "No way!" "Help!" "She's too much" "Help!" "It doesn't look right, go in and take a look" "Master Dou..." "Help!" "Stop this thing!" "Master Dou..." "This is fun" "Help me fight him!" "I'm sorry, it's none of my business" "Whose business is it then?" "The chain!" "I'll kill you..." "Smart move!" "Don't worry, I'm here" "Beat him!" "Yes" "Well?" "Does it hurt?" "Well?" "I can't see" "We'll help you ok" "Ram him... kick..." "Both fists... all the way" "I got you" "You hit me on the small of the back!" "Shut up, here he comes!" "Left... right!" "I'll use my head" "Here I come!" "He's dead!" "Get off!" "Why do I keep stepping on this ball?" "I can't get up, help me!" "Come on..." "He's quite incredible" "Luckily I have the armor" "Help..." "Lena, are you alright?" "I'm naked... hurry!" "So heavy..." "It doesn't look right!" "Let's go inside" "Not in this armor" "I can't walk" "I'm not interested" "Help me take it off" ""Peace and Prosperity"" "I'm making you wear chinese attire because I don't want to scare my Mother" "When you see her" "Just address her as 'Mother', understand?" "Mother" "Dou!" "My precious son!"