"♪ IN THE NOT‐TOO‐DISTANT FUTURE ♪" "♪ NEXT SUNDAY A, D, ♪" "♪ THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JOEL ♪" "♪ NOT TOO DIFFERENT FROM YOU OR ME ♪" "♪ HE WORKED AT GIZMONIC INSTITUTE ♪" "♪ JUST ANOTHER FACE IN RED JUMP SUIT ♪" "♪ HE DID A GOOD JOB CLEANING UP THE PLACE ♪" "♪ BUT HIS BOSSES DIDN'T LIKE HIM ♪" "♪ AND THEY SHOT HIM INTO SPACE!" "♪" "♪ WE'LL SEND HIM CHEESY MOVIES ♪" "♪ THE WORST WE CAN FIND ♪" "♪ LA!" "LA!" "LA!" "♪" "♪ HE'LL HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH THEM ALL ♪" "♪ THEN WE'LL MONITOR HIS MIND ♪" "♪ LA!" "LA!" "LA!" "♪" "♪ NOW KEEP IN MIND JOEL CAN'T CONTROL ♪" "♪ WHEN THE MOVIES BEGIN AND END ♪" "♪ LA!" "LA!" "LA!" "♪" "♪ BECAUSE HE USED THOSE SPECIAL PARTS ♪" "♪ TO MAKE HIS ROBOT FRIENDS ♪" "♪ ROBOT ROLL CALL ♪" "♪ CAMBOT ♪" "♪ GYPSY ♪" "♪ TOM SERVO ♪" "♪ CROW ♪" "♪ IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW HE EATS AND BREATHES ♪" "♪ AND OTHER SCIENCE FACTS ♪" "♪ LA!" "LA!" "LA!" "♪" "♪ THEN REPEAT TO YOURSELF ITS JUST A SHOW ♪" "♪ I SHOULD REALLY JUST RELAX ♪" "♪ FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER ♪" "♪ 3000 ♪" "HEY, EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS JOEL," "I'M MAROONED UP HERE IN OUTER SPACE," "I'M ALL ALONE EXCEPT FOR THE COMPANIONSHIP" "OF MY TWO ROBOT FRIENDS THAT ARE OF MY OWN DESIGN," "THERE ARE TWO EVIL OVERLORD SCIENTISTS" "THAT ARE SENDING ME HORRENDOUS FILMS," "BUT I CAN HANDLE IT" "BECAUSE I'M A HU‐MAN," "TWO, THREE," "♪ [BLUES HARMONICA]" "♪ HEY, THERE, YOU PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOUR TVs ♪" "♪ SITTING ALONG THAT LINE ♪" "♪ I'LL BE BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL ♪" "♪ IN A FEW MINUTES TIME ♪" "[WOMAN] COMMERCIAL SIGN IN FIVE," "FOUR, THREE, TWO," "COMMERCIAL SIGN NOW‐‐" "♪ AIN'T THAT A HU‐MAN ♪" "♪ [HARMONICA]" "♪ H‐U‐M‐A‐N ♪" "♪ A HUMAN, HUMAN ♪" "CHEESE IT, YOU GUYS," "GET RID OF THE HARPS, IT'S THE OVERLORDS," "GOOD DAY, MY MUDDY WATERS WANNABE," "GOOD DAY, SIRS, HOW'S EVERYTHING ON EARTH?" "HOW WOULD WE KNOW?" "WE'VE BEEN SUBTERRANEAN FOR 932 DAYS" "WE'RE AS ABSTRACTED FROM REALITY AS YOU ARE," "MAYBE MORE," "GEE, DON'T SAY HI," "WELL, IS IT TIME FOR THE INVENTION EXCHANGE?" "IS IT TIME FOR THE INVENTION EXCHANGE?" "YES, SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT, PINK BOY," "WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS ON EARTH" "WHEN THEY HAVE THOSE GIANT, ENCLOSED STADIUMS" "AND YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN THEM, AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF PECULIAR" "BECAUSE YOU CAN DRIVE GIANT, HELL BELCHING MONSTER TRUCKS" "BUT YOU CAN'T SMOKE, RIGHT?" "‐ YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT, ‐ YEAH, YEAH," "SO I INVENTED THIS THING," "IT'S A THING FOR SMOKERS," "AND IT'S A MONSTER TRUCK," "I CALL IT THE NITRO‐BURNING FUNNY PIPE," "AND I JUST START IT UP HERE," "OKAY?" "AND THEN I LIGHT A MATCH HERE," "OW," "[IMITATING MONSTER TRUCK ADS] SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY," "WE'LL SEE JOEL'S LUNG" "TURN INTO A GIANT TAR PIT," "WOW, THAT'S REAL, GEAR‐CRUSHING," "TIRE POPPING TOBACCO SATISFACTION," "OH, YES, VERY NICE," "ALTHOUGH WE DON'T SMOKE," "WELL, HERE'S OURS, JOELIASE," "AS YOU KNOW, FACE MASKS THROUGHOUT HISTORY" "LEFT THE BANK ROBBER, OR THUG," "COMPLETELY EXPRESSIONLESS," "WELL, WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT, LARRY," "WE'VE INVENTED THE STOCKING MASK OF THE FUTURE," "WITH ARTICULATED EYEBROWS," "YES, NO LONGER WILL A DESPERATE CRIMINAL" "GO MISUNDERSTOOD," "THE S‐M OF F TAKES CARE OF THAT COMPLETELY," "UH, THE DEMO, LARRY," "ALL RIGHT, PUT $10,000 IN THE BAG," "UNMARKED BILLS RIGHT NOW," "HEY, LADIES, IT WORKS, COOL," "ALL RIGHT, SEE, YOU TOUCH THAT ALARM BUTTON" "AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RIP OFF YOUR FINGERS," "AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REATTACH AT THE NEAREST HOSPITAL" "WITH LASER SURGERY, IT'S REALLY COOL HOW THEY DO THAT," "‐ LARRY, ‐ SORRY," "SEE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING," "YOU'RE THINKING, DID I USE SIX BULLETS OR ONLY FIVE," "SEE, IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT, I DON'T KNOW MYSELF," "I SAW IT IN A MOVIE, IT'S REALLY GR‐‐ CLINT AND‐‐" "YES, WELL, THAT'S OUR EXPERIMENT THIS WEEK, JOEL," "NOW, THE MOVIE IS A GREASY LITTLE SCI‐FI NUMBER" "CALLED ROBOT HOLOCAUST," "AND IT'S IN COLOR," "YAY!" "BUT IT'S EDITED FOR TELEVISION," "BOO," "FRUITS YOU MUST NEVER ENJOY, JOELENE," "BUT THERE'S MORE," "I KNOW, COMMANDO CODY, RIGHT?" "EXACTLY," "DEAL WITH IT, SMART BOY," "ENJOY," "‐ [ALARM BUZZING] ‐ CLAMORING" "[JOEL] YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I WAS SAYING THEY" "USE SERVOS TO MOVE THOSE EYEBROWS," "[TOM SERVO] SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY," "‐ YOURS IS COOL, JOEL, ‐ THANKS," "HEY, IS THAT HIS HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICTURE?" "HM, I DON'T KNOW," "THERE'S A BUNCH OF ROCKS AHEAD" "THAT'LL GIVE US SOME SHELTER," "IT'S HEADING FOR SOME ROCKS, WE'LL HAVE TO STOP," "[JOEL] THEY MUST'VE READ THE SCRIPT," "THAT'S OUR FEED PRESSURE LINE, WE'RE STUCK," "I'LL SAY WE ARE," "PRESSURE'S DOWN TO NOTHING," "‐ I COULD FIX THIS IF I HAVE TIME, ‐ AND IF I KNOW HOW," "I COULD TRY TO STOP IT WITH YOUR GRENADES," "OKAY," "‐ IT'S GOT BEHIND A ROCK, ‐ WHICH ONE OF US IS TALKING?" "I THINK I CAN BLAST HIM," "RIGHT AT THE PLYWOOD," "NOW I'M JUST GOING TO DROP MY SPLEEN ON HIM," "WHAT WAS THAT?" "SOUNDED LIKE A SPLEEN," "BY THIS TIME MY LUNGS WERE ACHING FOR AIR," "IF THE TANK'S A ROCKIN', DON'T COME A KNOCKIN'," "HUH?" "OH, GREAT, HE'S DRUNK AGAIN" "ON RYE WHISKY," "‐ WE'RE STUCK, ‐ SO IS THE OTHER CAR," "LET'S GO AFTER THEM WITH OUR A‐PISTOLS," "WHOA, HE'S GOT THE ZACTLIES BIG TIME," "DID YOU STOP THEM?" "FOR A LITTLE WHILE, BUT I DON'T KNOW FOR HOW LONG," "DUDE, I CAN'T KEEP COVERING FOR YOU AT THE OFFICE," "GUYS, OVER HERE," "WHOA," "TASTE MY STEEL, JUG HEAD," "YIKES," "THAT'S NOT FAIR TO PLAY CATCH LIKE THAT," "OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE," "‐ HESS, ‐ COME IN HERE AND QUIT HORSING AROUND," "COME ON, MOM, JUST ONE MORE GRENADE," "LITTLE LEAD SANDWICH FOR YOU, MOON GEEK," "NO, D FOR DRIVE, TED," "SHRAPNEL ON YOUR BRAIN?" "♪ JIMMY CRACK CORN, AND I DON'T CARE ♪" "♪ JIMMY CRACK CORN, AND I DON'T CARE ♪" "♪ JIMMY CRACK CORN, AND I DON'T CARE ♪" "♪ MY MASTER'S GONE AWAY ♪" "THOSE THINGS SHUT OFF QUICK," "YEAH, YOU DON'T GET RUN ON ON THE MOON," "WELL, EXCEPT FOR THIS MOVIE," "WHICH RUNS ON AND ON," "TRUE," "TED, WE CAN'T BRING YOUR PUPPET EVERYWHERE," "JIMMY LIKES TO TRAVEL, CODY," "‐ I'LL DITCH THIS CAR, ‐ RIGHT," "WHERE YOU GOING TO DITCH A HIGH GLOSS PLYWOOD MOON VEHICLE?" "BESIDES WE DON'T CALL THEM DITCHES ON THE MOON," "WE CALL THEM CRATERS," "HM, PEACEFUL," "MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SLAGHEAP," "‐ OKAY, WE'RE READY, ‐ RIGHT," "READY FOR WHAT?" "ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME GO BEFORE YOU LEAVE?" "NO, WE'RE TAKING YOU WITH US," "AND YOU BETTER GO BACK TO YOUR QUARTERS UNTIL WE GET STARTED," "GET GOING!" "TAKE OFF THAT STUPID HAT," "CODY, DON'T WEAR YOUR JET PACK IN THE HOUSE," "WHAT IF THAT THING WENT OFF?" "SAFETY BELTS FASTENED?" "THEY HAVEN'T BEEN INVENTED YET, THOUGH," "‐ COOL, ‐ MOON MAN FLAMBé," "RON HOWARD POPS THE CLUTCH" "AND TELLS THE MOON TO EAT MY DUST," "WHAT HAPPENED?" "HEY," "FILM BROKE?" "‐ HEY, ‐ OH," "[GROANING]" "I'M GOING TO GO BACK AND CHECK," "BOO," "‐ LET'S SEE HERE, ‐ HEY," "IS IT CAN BOT, JOEL?" "I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T TELL," "HEY, YOU GUYS, I THINK I GOT IT GOING," "COOL," "YEAH, IT'S WORKING GREAT," "IT REALLY IS IN COLOR, TOO, LOOK," "JUST IN TIME," "THE LAST CITY STILL STOOD," "THE REMAINING HOME OF WHAT WAS LEFT" "OF THE CIVILIZATION OF NEW TERRA," "PITTSBURGH," "THE SOCIETY HAD BEEN ALL BUT DESTROYED" "BY THE ROBOT REBELLION OF '33," "OH, MY HIP STILL HURTS FROM THAT ONE," "CYBORG BLINDSIDED ME," "HEY, LOOK, IT'S AARON SPELLING'S HOUSE," "BOY, THAT PLACE SURE ISN'T UP TO CODE," "IT'S THREE RIVERS STADIUM," "SOON CHAOS HAD LED TO A RADIATION SPELL," "FAR MORE DEADLY THAN ANY NUCLEAR WARFARE," "THEY BARBECUED IN PARKS WITH STRICT FIRE CODES," "THE WORLD HAD BEEN BROUGHT TO ITS KNEES" "BY THE ROBOT HOLOCAUST," "BY THE TITLE," "ROBERT CULF'S SMARTER BROTHER," "NADINE HART OF RODGERS AND HART," "LOOK AT ME, I'M A TURTLE," "IS THAT YOU, JOEL?" "NO, THAT'S THE OTHER JOEL, THERE'S TWO OF US," "JENNIFER DELORA, SHE'S A DELOREAN," "ANDREW HOWARTH," "FINE, HOWARTH YOU?" "‐ THAT'S A GOOD ONE, ‐ BA‐BING," "ANGELIKA JAGER," "SHE'S PLAYING THE BIG‐LIPPED WOMAN," "BARRY FLYNN, [CHORTLES]" "HELLO THERE," "CYNTHIA DEPAUL, GOOD SCHOOL," "GREAT BASKETBALL TEAM," "TIM KINCAID, REUBEN KINCAID'S SMARTER BROTHER," "A PARKING RAMP IN CINCINNATI," "I THINK IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER," "LIKE SIX FLAGS OVER ARMAGEDDON," "ARMAGEDDON TIRED OF THIS ALREADY," "I BET THOSE GUYS ARE FIGHTING" "OVER THE LAST CORNDOG IN EXISTENCE," "OOH, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BUTT?" "ISN'T THERE A SALVE FOR THAT?" "YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING" "ON YOUR MOUTH THERE, WIPE THAT," "ICK," "GET UP, GET UP," "THAT'S GOOD," "YOU GOTTA WANT IT," "I HATE FIGHTS, THEY'RE SO SMOKEY AND NOISY," "I'M EDITING THIS," "HM, INSPECTED BY NUMBER 12," "HEY, COULDN'T HE GET ARRESTED FOR PULLING THAT TAG OFF?" "ONLY IF HE WAS WEARING A MATTRESS," "AH," "LOOKS LIKE THE SAD FUTURE OF THE WWF," "LOOK AT THIS ROBO PICK POCKET," "NICE TAG," "THE REMAINING CITIZENS IN NEWTOWN" "ARE KNOWN AS AIRSLAVES," "AS FAR AS THEY KNOW," "THE ONLY OTHER INHABITANTS OF THE PLANET REMAIN‐‐" "HELP ME, HELP ME," ",THE EVIL BEING CONTROLS" "THE VERY ATMOSPHERE THAT SUSTAINS THEM," "BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW," "TO AIR IS HUMAN," ",STORIES OF NOMADS" "WHO ROAM THE WASTELANDS" "BEYOND THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY," "OUTLAWS, LONERS," "A LEGENDARY BREED" "WHO HAVE SOMEHOW ACCLIMATED" "TO THE POISONOUS AIR," "ACTORS, LAWYERS, HOT DOG VENDERS," "OH, GOD, I NEED THIS JOB," "HEY, AM I MY RESUME?" "WHERE'S BOBBY HEENAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?" "WONDER WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF THERE WAS CARD CHAIRS" "AFTER THE APOCALYPSE," "IF YOU WISH TO BE REACTIVATED," "YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT TAKES PLACE BELOW," "BELOW WHAT?" "I WILL GIVE YOU A FIVE SECOND ACTIVATION TO RESPOND," "PLEASE, MASTER, I AM SORRY FOR TRYING TO‐‐" "WHY THE LONG FACE?" ",I AM AT YOUR SERVICE," "YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS," "A CONTEST, MASTER," "THEY'RE VENTRILOQUISTING EACH OTHER," "A FIGHT TO THE DEATH," "EACH MONTH THE DARK ONE" "SENDS A TRANSBOT" "TO EACH WORK ENCAMPMENT IN THE CITY" "TO PICK THE TWO STRONGEST AIR SLAVES" "AGAINST ONE ANOTHER," "THE DARK ONE?" "THE RULER OF ALL AIR SLAVES," "ARSENIO?" "THEIR LABOR FUELS THE POWER STATION," "THE STATION CLEANSES THE ATMOSPHERE," "SO THAT THE WORKERS CAN CONTINUE" "TO FUEL THE POWER STATION," "AND YOU?" "I AM BUT A POOR FREEBOT, MASTER," "‐ FREEBOT, ‐ FREEBOT," "‐ FREEBOT, ‐ OOH, OOH," ",MY ONLY SOURCE OF REVENUE," "I STEAL WHAT I CAN FROM WHO I CAN" "IN ORDER TO PAY FOR THE UPKEEP" "OF MY MECHANICAL PARTS," "MECHANICAL POT?" "IS THAT A DRUG REFERENCE?" "I DON'T THINK SO," "YOU KNOW, THIS MOVIE'S NO ROCKY, YOU GUYS," "THANK GOODNESS," "WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THESE CONTESTS?" "THE TRUE MOST POWERFUL SLAVES" "MUST FIGHT UNTIL ONE OF THEM DIES," "OR UNTIL THEY CAPTURE THE OTHER'S LOIN CLOTH," ",TO THE POWER STATION FOR HIS REWARD," "BUT IT IS SAID THAT THE WINNER" "IS ACTUALLY DESTROYED," "DESTROYED?" "YES, DESTROYED, READ MY LIPS," "OR LIP," "THIS WAY THE DARK ONE CAN KEEP THE AIR SLAVES" "FROM DEVELOPING LEADERS" "STRONG ENOUGH TO LEAD A REBELLION," "THE POWER STATION," "LOOKS LIKE THEY PATCHED INTO A METALLICA VIDEO, YOU GUYS," "THINK IT'S THE MAID," "WHAT A MAID IT IS," "SOMETHING'S WRONG, I CAN SENSE IT," "MUST BE COLD IN THAT ROOM," "IS THIS THE AMPHITHEATER?" "YES, DARK ONE," "DID SHE SAY "STUFFED ONE?"" "I'M GOING TO DIE IF THEY START DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK" "ALL OF A SUDDEN," "DO THE DIRTY BUMP," "LOOK AT THAT, LOOKS LIKE SNEEZE STALACTITES," "[PEOPLE CHANTING] NOWHERE!" "NOWHERE!" "I FEEL LIKE I COULD GET INTO THE MIDDLE OF THIS SOON," "TAKE THEM, JOE," "KILL, KILL," "NO, HE'S OUR BROTHER," "HE AIN'T HEAVY," "KILL HIM," "HUH?" "STOP IT," "THIS IS NO CONTEST, IT IS MURDER," "[LASER ZAPS]" "WELL HER CORNS ARE GONE," "HEY, IT'S MILES DAVIS," "WELL, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE GOALS, LITTLE CRAB GUY," ",WEAPONS," "WE CAN GET THEM," "[CROWD CHANTING]" "WHAT ARE THEY SAYING, NO WINTER?" "UH, NO DINNER, I THINK," "I DON'T THINK THEY WANT EDGAR WINTER TO PLAY," "‐ NO ACTING, NO ACTING, ‐ NO, JONATHAN WINTER," "NO WINNER!" "NO WINNER!" "TEHRAN, 1979," "NO WINNER!" "NO WINNER!" "NO WINNER!" "NO WINNER!" "PEAS AND CARROTS, PEAS AND CARROTS," "NO LIVER?" "VALARIA," "YES, DOC ONE?" "WHAT DID SHE SAY, "STOCK ONE"?" "LOCK JOHN?" "OOH, SORE THROAT PAIN," "IS THAT GEORGE BUSH?" "PRETEND YOU'RE LIKE THE OTHERS," "‐ FATHER, ‐ DO AS I SAY," "FALL DOWN, TRY TO LOOK REALISTIC," "VERY NICE," "WHO STANDS AGAINST" "THE FORCES OF THE POWER STATION?" "RESTORE THE ATMOSPHERE," "AND I WILL IDENTIFY MYSELF," "LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT AN EGGPLANT," "RESTORE THE ATMOSPHERE," "VERY WELL," "YOU DARE TO TEST THE POWER" "OF MY DREADED EGGPLANT?" "OH, MY ACHING CROWD SCENE," "EVERYBODY, UP, UP, CROWD," "DID YOU ALL HAVE TO BE REMINDED" "WHO IS IN CONTROL," "AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DARK ONE IS DISOBEYED?" "‐ PORK ONE?" "‐ ALL BUT ONE," "HE WILL BE ATTENDED TO," "BUT FOR THE MOMENT," "TORQUE, DESTROY THE FIGHTERS," "OH, WHAT A WASTE OF AN EXTRA," "OH," "YOU HATE TO SEE THEM GO LIKE THAT," "TAKE REFUGE IN THE CROWD AND SAVE YOURSELF," "‐ NO, MY PLACE IS WITH YOU, ‐ OH, WE'D BETTER GET GOING," "I'M WILLING TO BE HERE TO PROTECT YOU, DO IT!" "‐ CARRY ME, ‐ NO, WALK YOURSELF," "IT IS YOU WHO NEED PROTECTION," "DEEJA, NOW," "PICKING THROUGH THE N‐‐" "STOP, HUMAN, YOU HAVE ENTERED THE WE ZONE," "A WORLD THAT REVOLVES AROUND US AND ONLY US," "ALL RIGHT, WELL, I WAS JUST GOING TO THE GALLEY" "TO GET SOME FOOD, YOU KNOW, AND‐‐" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "NO ONE CROSSES THE WE ZONE WITHOUT" "DOING SOMETHING FOR US FIRST," "OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "YOU MUST DO THE DISAPPEARING COIN TRICK," "‐ YEAH, GOOD IDEA, ‐ ALL RIGHT," "I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU," "REMEMBER HOW IT GOES, RIGHT?" "START WITH AN ORDINARY QUARTER," "ALL RIGHT, AND THEN I START RUBBING IT ON MY ELBOW" "LIKE THAT, SEE THAT, CAMBOT?" "OKAY, AND‐‐ OOPS," "I DIDN'T GET IT TO DISAPPEAR YET," "LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, I TAKE THE QUARTER," "AND RUB IT, AND IT'S GONE," "‐ HEY, COOL, ‐ OKAY, CAN I GO NOW?" "NOW, YOU MUST, UH, WALK US ON THE CEILING," "NO, CROW, IN CHARACTER," "YOU MUST WALK US ON THE CEILING," "YOU GUYS‐‐ YOU GUYS KNOW" "YOU'RE GETTING WAY TOO BIG FOR THAT," "I CAN'T WALK YOU ON THE CEILING," "WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "MM, YOU MUST CREATE" "A SEVERE WEATHER CONDITION INSIDE THE SATELLITE," "‐ YEAH, ‐ LIKE WHAT?" "YOU KNOW, THE CHINESE SNOW TRICK," "OH, I CAN'T DO SNOWSTORM IN CHINA," "IT'S IN THE SHOP, I'D HAVE TO GO GET IT," "WHAT CAN I DO THAT'S REAL QUICK?" "UH, DO GOOFUS FACE FOR US," "YEAH, CRAZY DUCK FACE," "OKAY, I'LL DO IT," "[SERVO LAUGHS]" "UGH!" "NOT THE EYELIDS, EW," "‐ I HATE THAT, ‐ ALL RIGHT, CAN I GO NOW?" "UH, NO, YOU MUST," "‐ DO FOR US A HANDSTAND, ‐ YEAH," "OKAY, IF I DO A HANDSTAND, CAN I GO THEN?" "‐ OH, OF COURSE, ‐ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT," "LET'S TRY IT HERE, ALL RIGHT, READY?" "HANDSTAND ON THE COUNT OF THREE," "THREE, TWO, ONE," "AND UP!" "OH COOL," "HOW'S THAT, YOU GUYS?" "‐ SHOES UNTIED, ‐ OKAY," "AND DOWN," "GREAT," "ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO TO THE GALLEY NOW," "YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING?" "YES, HUMAN, WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT," "RAVIOLI WOULD BE NICE," "YEAH, AND I'D LIKE A CLUB SANDWICH," "OH, AND COULD YOU PULL THE EXTRA BREAD OUT OF THE MIDDLE?" "‐ I HATE THAT, ‐ OKAY, NO PROBLEM," "I'LL SEE YOU AROUND," "I LOVE DINNER THEATER," "YEAH, YOU KNOW IT, PAL," "AND NOW, MAN," "WHO ARE YOU?" "I AM BUT A SIMPLE MAN, DARK ONE," "A MAN WHO IS CLEARLY" "NO MATCH FOR YOUR POWERS," "AND YET, YOU BREATHE THE POISONED AIR," "I HAVE NO EXPLANATION," "PERHAPS A VISIT TO THE POWER STATION" "WILL LOOSEN YOUR TONGUE," "TORQUE, TAKE HIM," "AND NO DINNER," "HEY, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING," "WHO ARE YOU TO KEEP ME FROM MY FATHER?" "DAVE," "HIS NAME IS NEO," "HE COMES FROM THE WASTELANDS BEYOND THE CITY," "YOU ARE IMMUNE TO THE POISON AIR?" "HE CAN LIVE ANYWHERE" "ON NEW TERRA," "WHY MUST WE LISTEN TO A FREEBOT INSTEAD OF THE MAN HIMSELF?" "HE SPEAKS TO ME" "TELEPATHICALLY," "ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE TELE‐PATHETICALLY," "‐‐YOU WILL SIDE WITH HIM," "IF HE AIMS TO DEFEAT THE DARK ONE," "WE STAND WITH HIM," "‐ HMM, ‐ AND YOU," "MY FATHER IS IN DANGER, WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME?" "JUST FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME," "YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T REALLY" "CONSIDERED ALUMINUM SIDING," "‐‐NOT AFFECTED," "MY FATHER IS A SCIENTIST," "‐ HUH?" "‐ HE HAS CREATED" "A SMALL DEVICE WHICH SUBVERTS" "THE DARK ONE'S ATMOSPHERE CONTROL," "HE ONLY HAD TIME TO CREATE ONE FOR HIMSELF AND ME" "BEFORE HE WAS TAKEN AWAY," "THEY'RE REAL EXPENSIVE," "OH, SHE'S WEARING A BELTONE," "EW, COOTIES," "THESE WORKYARDS USED TO HAVE SOMETHING CALLED" "SUBWAY SYSTEM," "THEY USED TO BE IN THINGS CALLED "CI‐TIES,"" "‐‐SET UP HIS SHOP IN ONE OF THESE ROOMS," "NOW THAT THE DEVICE HAS BEEN PERFECTED," "HE SAID THAT WE COULD ALL BE FITTED FOR ONE" "WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS," "THEY WOULD WORK IN THE WASTELANDS AS WELL?" "[ALL] SHUT UP," "‐‐BEEN SENT HERE BY THE REBEL SOCIETY" "FROM WHAT YOU CALL THE WASTELANDS," "WE ARE ORGANIZING AN ARMY" "TO DESTROY THE DARK ONE" "AND HIS FORCES AT THE POWER STATION," "IF YOU SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO NEO," "HEY, IT'S A YOUNG ROBIN WILLIAMS" "ON THE RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE," "‐‐AND RESCUE YOUR SCIENTIST," "SO YOUR," "TRIBE IS SOME KIND OF HYBRID RACE?" "YEAH, YOU COULD SAY THAT," "YOU COULD SAY THAT," "OUR NUMBER GROWS EACH DAY," "THANKS TO ME," "NOW THAT YOU KNOW OF MY FATHER'S DEVICE," "YOU NEED US AS MUCH AS WE NEED YOU," "‐ AND VICE‐VERSA, ‐ WE DON'T NEED THE DEVICE," "YOU DO," "BUT AN ARMY OF AIRSLAVES" "WHO ARE NO LONGER REALLY AIRSLAVES‐‐" "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CUT AWAY TO ME AGAIN," "GET THE CAMERA OFF ME," "I AM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND," "THE ODDS AREN'T TOO GOOD," "‐‐POWER STATION," "TOGETHER WE WILL GO THERE," "AND REGAIN CONTROL OF THE LAST CITY" "AND NEW TERRA," "[NARRATOR] AND SO, THE NEW BAND OF REBELS SET OUT‐‐" "WHO IS THAT GUY?" "THEY STARTED AT A LANDFILL OUTSIDE MANHATTAN," "‐‐WASTELANDS," "♪ TAKE MY HAND ♪" "I'M A STRANGER IN PARADISE," "I GUESS IT'S A WASTELAND" "IF YOU DON'T COUNT THAT BIG CITY BEHIND YOU," "GO TO THE U, N, BUILDING," "IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE," "BEHIND YOU!" "MAYBE THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL," "AND OVER HERE, WE DID "SHAKESPEARE IN THE SLAGHEAP,"" "IT WAS VERY NICE," "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD," "FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD," "STRANGE MUTANTS LIVE IN THE WASTELANDS," "‐ POSING A THREAT TO‐‐ ‐ THE SHRUBBERY IS ALIVE," "THEY FINALLY FOUND THE PATH AGAIN," "IF I WAS SKEPTICAL, I'D SAY" "THAT WAS CENTRAL PARK," "HEY, LOOK AT THIS," "IT SAYS, "THIS IS NOT A MEN'S ROOM,"" "I THINK IT SAYS, "NO GRAPHICS,"" "LOOK, IT'S THE BANGLES," "NO, IT'S THE ROAD SHOW OF "CATS,"" "EH, THEY'RE AT THE WINTER GARDEN," "I'LL BE BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN," "AH, HERE'S MY MARK," "‐ HERE'S MINE, ‐ HEY, THAT'S MY MARK," "AND I'M HERE," "EVERYBODY STARE ON CAMERA," "DON'T GO FOR YOUR WEAPONS," "WHO IS THIS WOMAN WHO WALKS" "THROUGH THE SHE‐ZONE WITH MALE SCUM?" "THE WOMAN IS WITH US," "I SPEAK TO THE WOMAN," "I WALK WITH THESE MEN" "ON A MISSION TO SAVE MY FATHER," "‐ IS THAT WENDY OR LISA?" "‐ ANOTHER MAN?" "HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES?" "I LOVE MY FATHER," "HE'S MADE A PROMISE TO SAVE HIM," "NO MAN IS TO BE TRUSTED," "THEN HOW CAN YOUR TRIBE SURVIVE?" "WE USE MEN TO BREED WITH US" "TO CREATE FUTURE WARRIOR WOMEN," "‐ COOL, ‐ THEN WE DISPOSE OF THEM," "‐ OH, ‐ LOOK," "‐ HE IS THE LAST MAN‐‐ ‐ HEY!" "‐ WHO VENTURED INTO OUR TERRITORY, ‐ IT'S GREAT!" "HE HAS MATED WITH ALL OF US" "WHO ARE READY TO CONCEIVE," "AND HE WILL NOW BE DESTROYED," "AND HE HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS?" "I THINK HE'D HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT," "‐‐WHEN WE FIND ONE OF YOU IS TO REMOVE YOUR TONGUE," "MEN CHATTER SO," "YOU COWARDLY BITCH," "I WOULD STOP IF I WERE YOU," "WHY?" "WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD THE LIFE" "OF ONE PUNY MAN MAKE?" "PERHAPS NONE," "BUT THERE'S A LASER POINTED AT YOUR HEAD," "[ALL] HUH?" "HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LYING?" "THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, ISN'T THERE?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "A CHANCE FOR A FAIR FIGHT," "[NARRATOR] A KNIFE IS PLACED IN THE GROUND," "A VOICE‐OVER IS PLACED IN THE SCRIPT," "THEY'RE GONNA PLAY MUMBLETY‐PEG?" "I'M GONNA CUT YOU, MAN, I'M GONNA CUT YOU REAL GOOD," "TEAR HIM APART!" "YOU KNOW, THE MORE THINGS CHANGE," "THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME," "YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WAY GUYS AND GALS GET TOGETHER" "AND JUST LOVE," "CENTRAL PARK HASN'T REALLY CHANGED EITHER," "RIP HIS FLESH!" "DAVID LEE ROTH!" "EMMETT KELLY," "PUNY MAN, EH?" "BY THE RULES OF OUR TRIBE," "I BELONG TO YOU TO DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH ME," "‐ ALL RIGHT!" "‐ WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?" "KILL ME," "BECAUSE IF I GET THE CHANCE, I WILL KILL YOU," "AND WHY SHOULD I KILL YOU?" "YOUR PEOPLE ARE LIKE ME, AREN'T THEY?" "LOOK AT THAT, SHE'S STUFFING KLEENEX," "YOU CAN BREATHE THE AIR," "‐ THE DARK ONE?" "‐ WHAT A TIME TO GET A COLD," "WE DON'T FEAR HIM," "HE SENDS TRANSBOTS TO TAME US," "AND WE CUT THEM INTO SCRAP," "YOUR ANCESTORS CAME FROM THE WASTELAND," "WE HAVE NO HISTORY," "WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE," "SO YOU HAVE A HISTORY," "‐‐WHO CAN EXIST HERE WITHOUT THE DEVICE," "ONLY NYLA'S WOMEN," "WE HAD HEARD STORIES OF THEM," "YOU CAN HELP LEAD US TO THE POWER STATION," "I KNOW WHERE IT IS," "THEN YOU WILL TAKE US TO IT," "‐ MAYBE, ‐ IF THAT IS YOUR DESIRE," "BUT ONCE MY DEBT TO YOU IS PAID," "I WILL KILL YOU," "IF YOU LIVE THAT LONG," "THREATS, THREATS, THREATS," "YOU WILL COME WITH US," "KAI, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO US?" "‐ HELLO, ‐ MAYBE NONE," "SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN BE HELPED" "FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN HUMAN CHARITY," "AND HE CAN SIGN," "‐‐THEY'RE ALL USELESS AND CRAZY," "[SERVO COUGHS]" "I THINK I HAVE THIS CALENDAR," "DEEP IN THE POWER STATION LIES THE PLEASURE MACHINE," "‐ ALL RIGHT!" "‐ A REWARD" "TO THOSE WHO LOYALLY SERVE THE DARK ONE," "WHAT?" "‐ VALARIA!" "‐ DARK ONE, I‐‐" "THE PLEASURE MACHINE IS TO BE USED" "AS A REWARD, NOT A HABIT," "YES, DARK ONE," "IT WOULD SERVE YOU WELL‐‐" "DARK ONE, [MUMBLES]," "‐ I‐‐ ‐ THE DISCUSSION IS ENDED," "THERE ARE OTHER MATTERS TO ATTEND TO," "PRETTY SELF‐INDULGENT FOR SOMEONE" "WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT," "TORQUE, MY GUARD DOGS BRING YOU A NEW SUBJECT" "FOR INTERROGATION," "YES, DARK ONE," "IS SHE WEARING A KITCHEN MAT?" "YEAH, SHE'D BETTER NOT GO OUT IN THE SUN IN THAT OUTFIT," "TORQUE, HAVE THE MAN FREED FROM HIS BONDS," "JAMES BOND," "THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE," "UNCOMFORTABLE," "BUT I KIND OF LIKE THE CHAINS," "YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR," "WERE YOU IN YARDS OF LEATHER?" "THERE, ISN'T THAT BETTER?" "WHAT, YOUR ACCENT?" "IT WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US" "IF YOU COOPERATE," "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "NO, NONE OF US UNDERSTAND," "WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING," "YOU ARE IMPERVIOUS" "TO OUR ATMOSPHERE CONTROL," "HEY, WATCH WHO YOU CALL IMPERVIOUS, LADY," "YOUR STAY WITH US COULD BE QUITE PLEASANT" "IF YOU CHOOSE TO WORK WITH US," "YOU MEAN YOU'LL STOP TALKING?" "ON THE OTHER HAND, I COULD INTRODUCE YOU" "TO WORLDS OF PAIN" "BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION," "WELL, LET'S JUST SKIP TO THE WORLDS OF PAIN, THEN," "THE CHOICE IS YOURS," "I HAVE NO ANSWERS FOR YOU," "A PITY," "I AM LOSING PATIENCE, VALARIA," "TORQUE, TAKE HIM TO THE CRYSTAL," "TORQUE?" "OH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER TORK," "HE'S DOING RUBBER SUIT WORK NOW," "AFTER THE MONKEES BROKE UP," "‐ THAT'S INTERESTING, ‐ I KNEW THAT HAIRCUT WOULD COME BACK," "AT THE CRYSTAL," "JORN CAN SEE THAT THE DARK ONE" "IS AWARE OF THE REBELS‐‐" "THERE'S THAT GUY AGAIN," "SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, ISN'T SHE?" "‐ MAYBE, ‐ LET GO OF ME, MUSLIN FACE," "IT WOULD BE A PITY IF SHE HAD TO LOSE HER LIFE" "BECAUSE OF YOUR SILENCE," "I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY," "UH, EXCEPT FOR WHAT I JUST SAID," "MY DAUGHTER WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY," "THEN YOUR DAUGHTER" "IS A BIGGER FOOL THAN YOU ARE," "SHE COULD JUST, LIKE, CLEAR HER THROAT OR SOMETHING," "TORQUE, TAKE HIM TO THE ROOM OF QUESTIONS," "WHERE IS THE ROOM OF QUESTIONS?" "WOULD YOU STOP THAT?" "DON'T EVEN START," "HEY, WAIT FOR ME," "WE WILL SEE JUST HOW LONG" "HE CAN KEEP HIS SECRETS TO HIMSELF," "YOUR WORK IS CUT OUT FOR YOU, VALARIA," "‐ YOUR DRESS IS CUT OUT FOR YOU, ‐ YES, DARK ONE," "‐ "STOCK WATT"?" "‐ "STOCK WORM"?" "YES, DARK ONE," "‐ STOCK WAN, ‐ DUCK BUN, I THINK," "BEATS ME," "SEE HOW WE'VE USED THIS GROUND COVER" "TO HALT THE EROSION ON THIS HILL?" "THERE," "WHAT IS IT?" "‐ THE CAVERNS START HERE, ‐ CAVERNS?" "YES, CAVERNS, LIKE WHAT'S IN YOUR EAR," "‐‐CONNECTS TO THE POWER STATION FROM UNDERGROUND," "THE DARK ONE HAS WAYS OF MONITORING OUR PROGRESS" "IF WE CONTINUE ON THE SURFACE," "COME," "I HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT," "[NARRATOR] THE MUTANTS CONTINUED TO FOLLOW THE REBELS" "EVEN AS THEY ENTERED THE UNDERGROUND CAVERNS," "HEY, IT'S SHELLEY DUVALL," "WE MUST BE QUIET FROM HERE ON IN," "‐ WHY?" "‐ WRITERS' STRIKE," "‐ SEWAGE WORMS, ‐ SAME THING," "SEWAGE WORMS," "MAN‐EATING CREATURES FROM THE‐‐" "THEY LOOK LIKE" "PINK SOCKS WITH TEETH IN THEM," "HUMANS," "THEY EAT HUMANS," "HOW ABOUT A SHOW OF HANDS?" "THIS IS THEIR NEST," "IF WE CAN GET TO THE OTHER SIDE," "WE'LL BE SAFE," "SAFE?" "WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH," "WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN ARE YOU?" "HAVE YOU NO FIGHTING SPIRIT?" "ENOUGH," "LET'S SEE HOW MANY THERE ARE," "HE'S CARRYING A GIANT BEEF STICK," "IT'S KUKLA!" "HOW CAN WE MAKE IT THROUGH?" "IF ONLY WE HAD SOME KIND OF BAIT TO DISTRACT THEM" "WHILE THE REST OF US SLIPPED THROUGH," "BAIT, SOCK BAIT?" "‐‐WILL SURELY BE ATTACKED BY THE WORMS," "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME," "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME," "KUKLA, BUDDY!" "SOCK BROKE MY BEEF STICK," "CAN'T BELIEVE IT, LOOK AT THIS," "THIS THING BROKE MY BEEF STICK," "WHICH ONE OF THEM IS GINGER, AND WHICH ONE'S MARY ANN?" "THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY," "WHAT?" "WE CHOP OUR WAY THROUGH," "YES," "READY?" "AFTER ME," "OH, WOW," "HE GOT SMEARED WITH RUSTOLEUM," "WHAT A TIME TO BE CAUGHT WITHOUT A TURTLENECK," "I DON'T THINK MY SOCKS" "HAVE EVER GOTTEN THAT BAD," "EW," "EGG ROLLS," "TORQUE RUNS!" "I'M NOT HUMAN," "HEY, CHIPPER‐‐ OOPS," "YOU OWE ME ONE, WOMAN," "SO, NOW IT'S TWO WOMEN," "I PAY MY DEBTS QUICKLY," "NOW BACK TO ONE WOMAN," "THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS JUST SOCKS AND VIOLENCE," "JUST GO AWAY!" "THEY DID SOME GOOD WORK FOR THE OUT‐OF‐WORK HAND MODELS," "HEY, DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR," "I WORKED REAL HARD ON THAT HAIR," "YOU'VE SAVED ME A SECOND TIME," "NOW YOU CAN BE HIS FRIEND," "SO IT'S TWO AGAIN?" "I OWE ALLEGIANCE TO NO MAN," "‐ ONE, ‐ I ASKED NO ALLEGIANCE," "ONLY YOUR HELP IN LEADING US" "TO OUR DESTINATION," "AN OASIS LIES AHEAD," "THERE, WE CAN REST," "AND YOU CAN GET THOSE LITTLE" "COW CREAM PITCHERS," "WHAT I NEED IS A TUNE‐UP," "DUDES, TOTALLY AWESOME JOB IN THERE," "REALLY COMING TOGETHER AS A GROUP," "LOOK AT ALL THIS WATER," "IT'S SURE TO RUST MY MICRO‐CIRCUITS," "[ALL] SHUT UP," "HEY, THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE BROCHURE," "THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TENNIS COURT HERE," "WHAT'S DOWN IN THERE?" "‐ BEAN FISH, ‐ YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW," "LOOKS LIKE A LAVA LAMP," "OH, IT'S THE DARK ONE," "‐‐ON THEIR WAY TO US," ""THE DARK WAH,"" "THE REBELS, THEY'RE STILL ALIVE," "THEY MUST HAVE THE IMMUNITY TOO," "PERHAPS, NO MATTER," "IT IS BETTER THEY STILL LIVE," "BETTER?" "YES, WE CAN USE" "THE GIRL'S LIFE AS LEVERAGE," "OR END IT," "SHE LOOKS LIKE THE NEW LILY MUNSTER," "WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR‐‐" "BUT FEAR ITSELF," "‐‐THE MIGHT OF OUR TRANSBOTS," "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?" "THE WARRIOR WOMAN HAS DESTROYED" "A NUMBER OF OUR BEST UNITS," "PERHAPS IT IS TIME TO SEND TORQUE," "YOU HAVE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION, VALARIA," "THEN SEND DOLENZ AND NESMITH TOO," "HAS THE MAN REVEALED ANYTHING TO YOU?" "JUST HIS HERNIA SCAR," "HIS WILL IS STRONG," "WHAT POWER HAVE YOU USED?" "WE HAVE TAKEN HIM TWICE," "YOU KNOW, HE'S GREAT, AND YOU NEVER SEE HIS LIPS MOVE," "SEVEN," "HE IS TO BE RECKONED WITH," "TAKE HIM TO NINE," "NUMBER NINE," "NUMBER NINE," "NUMBER NINE," "REVIVE HIM!" "I NEED HIM AWAKE," "REVIVE WITH VIVARIN," "HOW CAN YOU BREATHE" "THE POISON AIR?" "WELL, I WORKED AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT FOR A WHILE," "AND THEN I WORKED IN THE PRIMATE HOUSE‐‐" "YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE," "TORQUE, YOU ARE TO LEAVE THE POWER STATION" "AND INTERCEPT THE GROUP THAT APPROACHES US," "AND, WHEN YOU REACH THEM," "THE FIRST THING YOU ARE TO DO" "IS KILL THE GIRL," "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YES," "DO YOU UNDERSTAND, OLD MAN?" "YEAH, IT'S YOUNG GIRL I DON'T UNDERSTAND," "‐‐YOUR DAUGHTER WILL BE DESTROYED," "YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN," "NOW, DO YOU WISH TO SAY ANYTHING?" "YEAH, DO YOU KNOW ELMER FUDD?" "VERY WELL," "TORQUE, GO NOW," "WHAT ABOUT BARBARA WALTERS?" "OR TRUMAN CAPOTE?" "DAFFY DUCK?" "YOU HAVE SIGNED A DEATH SENTENCE" "FOR YOUR OWN DAUGHTER," "GEE, I KNOW THERE'S AN EZ‐MART" "AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE," "IF ONLY WE COULD FIND A CITY," "WAIT," "HIS WOUND IS INFECTED," "WHAT CAN WE DO?" "HERE'S SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP YOU," "I DON'T THINK SO," "NO!" "GREYSTOKE, DO SOMETHING!" "COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY," "USE THE SHARP EDGE," "HEY, I KNEW BOLOS WERE POPULAR, BUT‐‐" "OH!" "HE REALLY WEARS IT WELL," "DAMN CORDLESS THING," "THIS IS GOING RIGHT BACK TO THE STORE," "SWING EASY," "KEEP YOUR BLADE STEADY," "YOUR EYES ON THE HEAD," "OH, IT'S A SPARE," "GUTTERHEAD," "GET AWAY, GET AWAY!" "OH MAN, CAN ROBOTS PUKE?" "OOPS," "HIGH FLY BALL," "HEY, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE," "HEY, IT'S A BILLY IDOL VIDEO," "THEY'RE JUST DANCING WITH THEIRSELVES," "IT'S A FORCE FIELD," "MY ONLY POWER AS A FREEBOT," "OH, WE GOTTA GO," "‐ HURRY!" "‐ LET'S GET OUT OF HERE," "LET'S US HURRY," "OH BOY, I'VE GOT A DATE WITH THE McGUFFEY TRIPLETS," "THEY'RE CONTORTIONISTS," "THE MATHEMATIC POSSIBILITIES ARE MIND‐BOGGLING!" "[CROWD LAUGHS]" "HEY, SERVO," "[CROWD CLAPS]" "WHAT'S UP?" "GOT A DATE WITH THE McGUFFEY TRIPLETS, CROW," "WELL, BETTER BRING A CALCULATOR," "‐ [CANNED LAUGHTER] ‐ OR AN ABACUS," "WHY AN ABACUS?" "ONE OF THEM IS CHINESE!" "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "IF YOU'RE DATING TRIPLETS," "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO BORROW" "FATHER O'LEARY'S VAN," "OH, BUT HE'LL NEVER LET ME BORROW IT," "UNLESS HE THINKS WE'RE GOING" "TO A CHURCH MEETING," "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "HI GUYS, UP UP AND AWAY!" "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "OH, NOTHING," "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "OH, REALLY?" "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "‐ KIND OF HANGING OUT, ‐ [CANNED LAUGHTER]" "UH, IT SOUNDS LIKE CAMBOT'S" "SITCOM SIMULATOR IS KIND OF OUT OF WHACK," "I'D BETTER GO CHECK‐‐ AAH!" "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "OH, MY KNEE," "[CANNED LAUGHTER]" "‐ OH MAN, WE‐‐ ‐ JOEL, THIS IS AWFUL," "WE GOTTA SHUT IT OFF SOMEHOW," "OH, OKAY, CAMBOT," "GIVE US THE REGULAR PICTURE," "BETTER," "I GUESS WE'VE LEARNED NOT TO TOY" "WITH THE LAWS OF TELEVISION," "[MOVIE ALARM]" "OH, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!" "THERE YOU GO," "‐‐NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER," "‐ SHE MAY BE IMMUNE TO‐‐ ‐ "DRUDER"?" "‐ THE POISONED AIR‐‐ ‐ IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID?" "‐ BUT SHE'S NOT IMMUNE TO‐‐ ‐ DRUDER?" "TRANSBOTS' BLASTER," "DOES SHE HAVE A BIG PIECE OF HARD CANDY IN HER MOUTH," "‐ OR SOMETHING?" "‐ ‐‐AS IS MINE," "MEANING WHAT?" "DEEJA WOULD RATHER BOTH OF US DIE" "THAN HAVE ME GIVE IN TO YOUR DEMANDS," "DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?" "LOOK, SISTER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND" "ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR," "I'M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH" "THE TORTURES OF THE DAMNED," "WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU," "YOU WILL BEG TO TELL ME" "WHAT I WANT TO KNOW," "‐ SHE'S VERY WELL GROOMED, ‐ NOTHING" "YOU CAN DO TO ME WILL MAKE ME TELL YOU" "WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR," "YOU'RE A STRONG MAN, I WILL GRANT YOU THAT," "NO ONE HAS ENDURED THE ROOM OF QUESTIONS" "FOR AS LONG AS YOU HAVE," "SHE STUDIED UNDER BUCKWHEAT, I GUESS," "OH, AND WHAT OF DEEJA?" "SUPPOSED I HAVE TORQUE" "BRING HER BACK TO THE POWER STATION" "AND PUT HER THROUGH" "WHAT YOU HAVE ENDURED?" "YOU WILL FIRST HAVE TO CATCH HER, WON'T YOU?" "YES, THAT IS TRUE," "ISN'T IT?" "NOW WHERE IS THAT CITY?" "UH, QUEENS IS BACK THERE, BEHIND YOU THERE," "SCARECROW?" "TIN MAN?" "LION?" "HEY, WHO'S THE GUY IN THE HUGGIES?" "[NARRATOR] NEAR THE ENTRANCE TO THE POWER STATION‐‐" "‐ THAT DEPENDS, ‐ THE REBELS FACE," "‐ YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE, ‐ OH, STOP IT," "OF THE DARK ONE'S CRUELTY," "WOW, THAT'S, UH," "BIGGEST CARDBOARD CUTOUT EVER," "WOW," "WORST MATTE PAINTING YET," "THESE ARE THE WINNERS" "OF THE AIRSLAVE BATTLES," "AH, I'VE SEEN CHICKENS HURT WORSE THAN THAT GET BETTER," "GIVE ME A SLICE OF THAT," "OH, THERE'S STILL A LITTLE MEAT ON THERE, YEAH," "IN THIS COMPARTMENT OF MY RING I FILL" "WITH A PROTON SUPER‐ENERGY PILL," "THANK YOU, SHOESHINE," "YOU ARE HUMBLE AND SKELETAL," "IT WAS HIS FATHER," "IS SHE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?" "OH, SHUT UP, DIAPER MAN," "HEY, IT'S JERRY GARCIA," "THEY SEEM TO BE UPSET," "[ALL] HUH?" "DO YOU SUPPOSE YOUR DAUGHTER'S NOT AS STRONG" "AS YOU THINK SHE IS?" "DEEJA CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF," "AND SO CAN I," "OH, REALLY?" "IF YOU WERE A TWEE, WHAT KIND OF TWEE WOULD YOU BE?" "PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR YOU" "TO SEE WHAT AWAITS YOU," "BEHOLD, THE DARK ONE," "IT'S A BRAND NEW CAR!" "I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT," "IT'S GOT FACTORY AIR AND ALL THE CANDY," "NEAT, HUH?" "[NARRATOR] AND SO JORN WAS FINALLY FACE TO FACE" "WITH THE BEING KNOWN AS THE DARK ONE," "DARK ONE?" "RAVI SHANKAR?" "A BEING SO HIDEOUSLY EXPENSIVE" "WE COULDN'T SHOW IT ON THIS FILM," "LOOK, GUYS, A SEAL TANK," "HEY, IT SAYS, "BASEMENT TO THE ALAMO,"" "COME ON, GUYS, SINGLE FILE," "DON'T PUSH," "NOW, ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE" "THE ALAMO ROOT CELLAR," "AND, ON YOUR LEFT, THE ALAMO RUMPUS ROOM," "AND, UH, WATCH YOUR HEAD THERE," "YUP, THERE YOU GO, KAI," "AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU USED DIAL?" "DON'T YOU WISH ALL SUBTERRANEANS DID?" "YOU'VE GOT UNDERWORLD WETNESS," "‐ WE'RE BEING WATCHED, ‐ WE'VE BEEN WATCHED SINCE‐‐" "OF COURSE YOU'RE BEING WATCHED, IT'S A FILM, IDIOT," "IT'S TRUE," "IT CAN SEE ALL," "FROM THE POWER STATION," "THEN WE HAVE NO CHANCE OF TAKING THEM BY SURPRISE," "IF THEY KNEW WE WERE COMING‐‐" "THEY'D'VE BAKED A CAKE," "THIS KIND OF LOOKS LIKE IT WAS FILMED" "IN THE FURNACE ROOM OF A JUNIOR HIGH OR SOMETHING," "HELLO, CLEVELAND!" "‐ ROCK AND ROLL!" "‐ LET'S DO IT!" "I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR BEFORE," "WHAT LIES AHEAD IS UNKNOWN TO ME," "WE ARE IN," "‐ WHAT?" "‐ NOTHING, NOTHING," "KLYTON, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?" "IT IS CALLED "THE VAULT OF BEASTS,"" "WHY?" "BECAUSE THE HOSPITALITY ROOM WAS ALREADY TAKEN," "‐‐A SERIES OF TRAPS" "TO ENSNARE THOSE" "WHO WOULD TRY TO INVADE THIS DOMAIN," "WHAT KIND OF TRAPS?" "I DON'T KNOW," "MY MICROCHIP BOARD" "DOES NOT CONTAIN THAT INFORMATION," "WELL, WHAT GOOD ARE YOU, THEN?" "SO WE'RE WALKING THROUGH A LIVE MINEFIELD?" "I'M AFRAID SO," "WELL, WE CAN'T JUST STAND HERE," "‐ LET'S GO, ‐ WELL, YOU CAN JUST STAND THERE," "I MEAN, IT'S POSSIBLE," "WE MOVE ON," "‐ LET'S STAY CLOSE, ‐ WHAT ARE THEY" "LOOKING FOR ANYWAY, CLOTHING?" "UH, TINA'S LOOKING FOR A SUPPORT GARMENT," "WELL, I HOPE SHE DOESN'T FIND ONE," "THE NUGE HAS A SAGGY DIAPER THAT LEAKS," "IN THE AMPHITHEATER, THE AIRSLAVES WORK" "TO FUEL THE DARK ONE'S POWER SUPPLY," "HEY, JOHNNY, YOU HEADING OVER" "TO T, J, SMUGGLERS TONIGHT?" "ARE WE TO REMAIN SLAVES FOREVER?" "THE WARRIOR AND THE OTHERS HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A DAY," "WE ALL KNOW THAT WE WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN," "THEY ARE DEAD," "‐ WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE‐‐ ‐ SO WE CAN LEAVE?" "EACH TIME WE TRY TO ESCAPE," "THE DARK ONE HAS TAKEN AWAY THE AIR WE BREATHE," "HOW DID ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN GET IN THIS FILM?" "KORLA, ALL OF YOU, LISTEN," "IF WE STOP BRINGING FUEL TO THE POWER STATION," "THE DARK ONE WILL HAVE NO POWER TO CONTROL US," "ARE YOU MAD?" "IF THE DARK ONE HEARS OF WHAT YOU SAY," "WE WILL ALL DIE," "KORLA, HEAR ME," "LISTEN TO ME, I WAS IN GODSPELL ONCE," "IF THE WARRIOR AND DEEJA STILL LIVE‐‐" "HEY, THAT GUY BEHIND HIM'S GOT HIS HEADPHONES ON WRONG," "‐ ‐‐NOT US, ‐ SO?" "SO, WE WILL ALL GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS" "OF BRINGING FUEL TO THE MACHINES," "IF THE POWERS OF THE DARK ONE MONITOR US," "THEY WILL SEE US WORKING," "‐ AND?" "‐ AND‐‐" "ISN'T HE WEARING THE SHIRT THAT BRANDO WORE" "IN STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE?" "YEP," "WHAT DO YOU SEE?" "A FIVE DOLLAR GLOBE LAMP," "THEY ARE IN THE VAULT OF BEASTS," "THE WALLS OF GREASE?" "NO, IT'S NOT THAT," "WHAT OF THE AIRSLAVES?" "IT'S NOT EASY GROWING THE BEST POTATOES IN THE WORLD," "BUT IT'S WORTH IT," "THEIR WORK CONTINUES, DARK ONE," "GOOD, MAKE SURE TORQUE ATTENDS TO OUR VISITORS," "AS YOU COMMAND," "YOU KNOW, THEY GOT A LOT OF HEAT LOSS" "COMING OUT OF THAT COMPUTER," "A LITTLE CAULKING WOULD REALLY HELP," "CAULKING?" "‐ HELLO, CLEVELAND!" "‐ ROCK AND ROLL!" "LET'S DO IT!" "HEY, CRUSTACEAN‐HEAD," "HUH?" "HEY, COULD YOU GET MY LIGHTER WHEN YOU'RE DOWN THERE?" "COME ON, YOU GOLDBRICKER," "GET UP, YOU'RE NOT HURT," "COME ON, SHAKE IT OFF," "WUSS," "ALL RIGHT, FOLKS," "BACK IT UP," "GIVE HIM SOME AIR, EVERYBODY," "COME ON, HE'S GONNA BE OKAY," "SHOW'S OVER, EVERYBODY GO HOME," "GO HOME," "HEY GUYS, WATCH THAT FIRST STEP," "IT'S A DOOZY," "NOW THAT'S UNFORTUNATE SKIN RIGHT THERE, GUYS," "HE'S THE CRAWDADDY," "HEY, HE'D BE GREAT WITH DRAWN BUTTER," "OR COCKTAIL SAUCE," "HE'S A CRUSTAFARIAN," "YOU KNOW, YOU SERVE HIM WITH RED RED WINE," "‐‐DEATH, OLD MAN," "IS THAT HER TAIL?" "NO, SHE JUST PLAYED WITH HER STICK UNTIL IT FRAYED," "HER DRESS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THEY CUT GASKETS OUT OF," "HIS WILL IS POWERFUL, VALARIA," "NO ONE IS A MATCH FOR YOUR STRENGTH, DARK ONE," "DOGMA?" "THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR HIM TO KNOW," "YES?" "LET HIM JOIN WITH ME," "UH, JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS JET GOES OVER, DARK ONE," "WAIT TILL THIS COMMERCIAL GOES OVER," "WILL IT GO OVER?" "GO OVER GREAT," "HELLO, CLEVELAND!" "ROCK AND ROLL!" "LET'S DO IT, CLEVELAND!" "HUH?" "HOW DID THE CREATURE DIE?" "WE ARE NOT ALONE" "IN THESE TUNNELS," "KEEP YOUR WEAPONS AT THE READY," "WE COULD BE NEXT," "NOT IF WE REMAIN ALERT," "COME," "AREN'T THEY THE KIDS FROM FAME?" "THEY'RE GONNA DANCE FOREVER," "WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO CRY," "JUST HOPE THEY DON'T GET TO A LUNCH ROOM," "OH, HI, CRUSTY," "HELLO, LADYFISH," "WHY WOULD YOU KILL ONE OF THE INFERIOR BEINGS" "INSTEAD OF THE GIRL?" "THEIR PATH AWAY FROM THE BODY" "NOW LEADS THEM" "TO THE BEAST OF THE WEB," "‐ A CYLON WANNABE, ‐ VERY GOOD, TORQUE," "YOUR PROGRAMMING IS MORE" "ADVANCED THAN I THOUGHT," "YOU THINK SO?" "I'VE REALLY BEEN WORKING ON IT," "‐‐THE GIRL?" "NO, NOT NOW, IT IS TOO LATE," "WHATEVER INFORMATION WE NEED" "WILL COME FROM THE DARK ONE," "‐ THE DART BOARD?" "‐ HE HAS," "JOINED WITH THE GIRL'S FATHER," "THE OTHERS?" "IF YOU HAVE LED THEM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION," "THEY WILL NO LONGER BE OF CONCERN TO US," "[ALL] WHAT?" "HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THEY RAN INTO" "MASTER CARPENTER NORM ABRAMSON?" "UH, WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, BOB, IS, UH," "WE GOT THIS LITTLE ROBOT PROBLEM," "THEY LOOK LIKE HEART, THE ROCK GROUP," "KIND OF, THE WILSON SISTERS?" "‐ OH YEAH, ‐ WHY WAS THAT MUTANT KILLED," "AND WHY WAS IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF US?" "IT WAS A WARNING," "A WARNING?" "A SIGN THAT WE SHOULD NOT GO ANY FURTHER," "UH, YOU GOT A BLEMISH THERE," "IT'S A, UH, ROBO‐SHANKER," "THE DARK ONE," "THE DARK ONE?" "‐ WHY?" "‐ HE USED TO PLAY WITH THE BEATLES," "‐ ROBO‐SHANKAR?" "‐ MM‐HMM," "PERHAPS HE KNOWS WE ARE IMMUNE," "NOT ALL OF US," "‐ THE DARK ONE MAY‐‐ ‐ SOME OF US ARE EQUITY," "WELL, I HOPE NOT, KAI'S UNPROTECTED AND SO AM I," "WELL, THE REST OF US ARE FINE," "AND SINCE YOU ARE JUST MEN, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?" "HEY, I THINK SOMEONE'S FORGETTING" "WHO'S HOLDING THE PINK SLIP, LITTLE LADY," "‐‐EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN I HAVE EVER MET," "CATFIGHT!" "THERE'S NO TIME FOR THIS," "‐ NEO!" "‐ YOU MEAN DUCK?" "HELP!" "UH, DON'T EVERYBODY MOVE AT ONCE," "WHAT?" "THE BEAST OF THE WEB," "COME!" "THERE ARE ONLY MOMENTS TO SAVE HER," "♪ THE ITSY‐BITSY SPIDER ♪" "♪ WENT UP THE WATERSPOUT ♪" "LANCELOT!" "LANCELOT!" "COME BACK, YOU DUMKOPF, COME BACK HERE!" "HEY, YOU LEFT YOUR FEMUR," "NIGHT WILL FALL SOON, ROAN," "I KNOW, KORLA," "WE MUST CONTINUE," "BUT THEY WILL SOON KNOW AT THE POWER STATION" "THAT WE HAVE NOT‐‐" "HEY, POSTURE, BUDDY, POSTURE," "THE WARRIOR, DEEJA, AND THE OTHERS MAY STILL LIVE," "WHAT GOOD CAN COME OF THAT?" "WELL, MY BOSS HAS BOB FOSSE'S HOME NUMBER," "THEIR MIGHT COULD BE STRONGER THAN THE DARK ONE'S," "‐ HOW?" "‐ THE DARK ONE DRAWS HIS ENERGY" "FROM OUR LABORS," "IF WE PROVIDE HIM WITH NO ENERGY," "THEY JUST MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE," "‐ A CHANCE?" "‐ YES!" "THEY ARE THE ONLY HOPE WE HAVE," "PLEASE CROSS BEHIND THE ACTORS," "DO YOU MIND?" "WELL, THAT SETTLES IT," "LET'S GO TO DANCE CLASS," "AND RAMESSES SAID TO BUILD A CITY," "MY FAVORITE FOOD?" "CHERRY PEZ, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT," "WHY SHOULD WE WAIT OUT THE NIGHT?" "WE SHOULD STRIKE NOW," "THE MORNING WILL BE SOON ENOUGH," "THE POWER STATION" "CANNOT TRACK US BY NIGHT," "ALL THE MORE REASON WE SHOULD ATTACK THEM NOW," "IT'S DEEP," "THEY DO NOT KNOW IF WE ARE EVEN STILL ALIVE," "HE'S RIGHT," "MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME SMORES," "NO, BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT," "AND BESIDES, IF WE SLEEP NOW FOR A FEW HOURS," "WE'LL BE THAT MUCH MORE ALERT FOR" "WHAT LIES AHEAD IN THE MORNING," "YOU'RE HOPELESS," "A MAN TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO," "AND YOU FOLLOW HIS ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION," "I'M FOLLOWING NOBODY'S ORDERS," "NEO JUST MAKES THE MOST SENSE," "SUIT YOURSELF," "WE WAKE UP DEAD IN THE MORNING, YOU'LL KNOW WHO'S TO BLAME," "FUNNY, WE'LL BE DEAD," "WHAT A SPAZ," "THERE'S THE NUGE," "LOCKED, COCKED, READY TO ROCK," "‐ DUDE, ‐ DOG SCRATCH," "NO‐NO‐NO, CAT SCRATCH!" "CAT SCRATCH!" "I GOTTA GO TELL SOMEBODY," ""CAT SCRATCH FEVER," THIS IS GREAT!" "WHAT IS IT, LITTLE FELLA?" "SNACK?" "GOTTA GO WALKIES?" "CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S SLEEPING WITH AN ANDROID," "‐ OW, ‐ GONE," "HIS BROTHER CALLED ME A COWARD," "HE'S GONE OUT AHEAD," "HOW LONG AGO?" "CAN YOU TELL?" "NO," "HE IS HEADED TOWARD THE POWER STATION," "COME, WE MUST FOLLOW," "HAVE YOU FREED THE SURVEILLANCE DRONE?" "YES, MISTRESS," "IT HAS BEEN CAGED FOR SOME TIME NOW," "SO IT SHOULD BE VERY HUNGRY," "GO INTO THE TUNNELS AND‐‐" "DO YOU THINK THEY SHOP AT THE SAME PLACE" "MAD MAX DOES?" "I DON'T WANT IT ATTACKING THE GIRL," "SHE MUST GET HERE ALIVE," "YES, MISTRESS," "I LOVE IT WHEN HE CALLS ME MISTRESS," "HEY, I HAD A DREAM ABOUT A BIG DONUT LIKE THAT," "YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS," "HE WAS HUNGRY?" "SOMETIMES A DONUT IS JUST A DONUT," "IT'S THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE," "LOOKS LIKE THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN RIDE" "AT DISNEYLAND," "IT'S REX SMITH," "BOY, I HATE COMING TO THE BASEMENT ALONE," "NOT ANOTHER EXTENDED BASEMENT SCENE," "GRANDMA, IS IT BY THE PEACHES?" "I'M KIND OF SCARED!" "THERE'S NOTHING THERE IN THE DARK THAT" "ISN'T THERE IN THE LIGHT," "[CROW GROANS]" "I THINK I FOUND GRANDPA, THOUGH," "PART OF HIM," "THIS MUSIC CAN'T BE GOOD," "KITTY!" "BAD KITTY," "HOW LONG CAN WE CONTINUE THIS" "BEFORE WE ARE DISCOVERED?" "WE MUST KEEP ON FOR AS LONG AS WE CAN," "IF THE DARK ONE HAS FOUND THE WARRIOR AND THE OTHERS," "HE WOULD'VE DRAWN FROM THE POWER SOURCE" "IN ORDER TO DESTROY THEM," "SINCE HE HASN'T?" "EACH MINUTE THE OTHERS SURVIVE," "THE POWER OF THE DARK ONE DIMINISHES," "LET US HOPE THEY CONTINUE SAFELY ON THEIR WAY," "AND LET'S KEEP DOING OUR STRETCHING EXERCISES," "I JUST HOPE I FIND SOME PANTS," "ROCK AND ROLL!" "‐ LET'S DO IT!" "‐ HELLO, CLEVELAND!" "‐ BRAY!" "‐ QUIET," "THE FILM WAS RATED "B" FOR BASEMENT," "THAT WOMAN CHANGES CLOTHES" "MORE OFTEN THAN MARY TYLER MOORE," "LORD KNOWS SHE'S GOT MORE PANTSUITS" "THAN ANGIE DICKINSON," "I'M IMPRESSED," "THEY SHALL NOT COME ANY CLOSER," "OF COURSE, OH DARK ONE," "I HAVE SENT TORQUE TO‐‐" "IF THEY DO COME ANY CLOSER, VALARIA," "I WILL BE VERY ANGRY WITH YOU," "DARK ONE, I ASSURE YOU" "THEY ARE ALL DOOMED," "EXCEPT THE GIRL," "OF COURSE, MASTER," "SHE WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU," "WOW, SHE MUST'VE STUDIED AT" "THE GABOR INSTITUTE OF ACTING AND ATTITUDE," "‐‐AND I WILL NOT FORGET THE MISTAKE," "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, DARK ONE," "I KNOW!" "BUT YOU DO," "UH‐OH," "DARK ONE IS TORQUED," "MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE BASEMENT," "BILLY, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?" "BILLY?" "HEY!" "[GURGLING]" "MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHING HE ATE," "OR SOMETHING THAT ATE HIM," "SOMEBODY'S BEEN WATCHING ALIEN," "OOH, DON'T STRADDLE THAT THING," "THE BOY IS DEAD," "HE FEELS NOTHING," "[MONSTER SCREAMS]" "COULD WE GET SOME PEPTO BISMOL?" "HOW ABOUT A FLEA COLLAR?" "THAT FELT GOOD," "HEY, CLEAN MY SWORD, THANKS," "EW," "GO TOUCH THE FENCE," "I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT, YOU TOUCH IT," "LET'S GET MICHELLE TO TOUCH IT," "SHE'LL TOUCH ANYTHING," "OOH, SCOOBY, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" "‐‐GO TO YOUR STATIONS!" "WHAT DID SHE SAY?" "WAS SHE TALKING TO US?" "‐ HUH?" "‐ WHAT?" "VALARIA, AM I TO LEARN THAT YOU HAVE FAILED ME?" "NO, DARK ONE," "WHAT, DID SHE SAY "D'ARTAGNAN"?" "‐ DORK MOOR?" "‐ DORK MUNGER?" "‐‐TO SEED," "LET THIS REMIND YOU OF WHAT WILL BE YOUR FATE," "SHE COULD'VE HAD A REALLY GOOD CAREER IN SILENT PICTURES," "‐‐I SWEAR, I WILL NOT FAIL YOU," "‐ PLEASE, ‐ LOVELY," "‐ VERY WELL, ‐ LOVELY," "WOW, YOU GOT A CIGARETTE THERE, DARKY‐BABY?" "TORQUE AWAITS AT THE GATE," "THE GIRL WILL BE YOURS, DARK ONE," "I PROMISE," "YES, SHE WILL BE MINE," "OR WHAT AWAITS YOU WILL BE FAR WORSE" "THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE INFLICTED" "ON ANY OF THE OTHERS," "OR ANY OF THE EFFECTS," "‐ YOU'VE SEEN SO FAR, ‐ WHAT ARE WE TO DO?" "POWER IN THE GATE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS," "WELL, MAYBE TRY SOME ROUGHAGE OR SOME BRAN," "WAIT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO," "MY OPERATIONAL MECHANISMS" "ARE ENERGIZED BY THE SAME KIND" "OF ELECTRICAL FORCE," "I CAN ADJUST MY CIRCUITRY" "TO ACHIEVE A MATCHING LEVEL OF SOURCE INPUT," "THE GATE'S ELECTRIFICATION" "WILL NOT AFFECT ME," "AW, CAN THE BALLOON JUICE, SPARKY," "‐ JUST DO SOMETHING, WILL YOU?" "‐ ‐‐METAL MAN, GET WORKING," "OOH," "ALMOST GOT IT," "AHH," "‐ GREAT, NOW IT'S WELDED SHUT, ‐ THAT SHOULD DO IT," "I FEEL LIKE A NEW FREEBOT," "I WILL GO OVER," "THERE SHOULD BE A RELEASE" "ON THE OTHER SIDE" "TO OPEN THE‐‐" "MALFUNCTION REPORTS!" "I AM BUT A FREEBOT," "REPORT MALFUNCTION," "FREEBOT KLYTON!" "A WEEK BEFORE, THAT GUY WAS PLAYING HAMLET," "I WILL GO OVER!" "MALFUNCTION REPORT!" "THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN," "IS ONE OF THE LIBERATORS OF EARTH," "‐ PATHETIC, ‐ HERE, LET ME," "MALFUNCTION REPORT!" "I AM BUT A FREEBOT!" "REPORT MALFUNCTION!" "FREEBOT KLYTON!" "MUST REPAIR," "YOU KNOW, FELLAS, IT'S REAL SAD" "WHEN IT HAPPENS TO SOMEONE YOU KNOW," "YEAH, BUT SOONER OR LATER," "IT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ALL OF US," "TELL ME ABOUT IT," "SHOULDN'T THEY GET A WALLET UNDER HIS TONGUE OR SOMETHING?" "‐‐GOING TO TAKE A WHILE," "IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT," "UNDEROOS ARE FUN TO WEAR," "WHERE DO YOU EVEN START WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" "[JOEL] FIRST, YOU CRY," "UH‐HUH, THINK YOU CAN DO A POWER SIT‐UP, LITTLE BUDDY?" "‐ GIVE HIM AIR, ‐ OH, HIYA, CRABBY," "‐ HI, LADYFISH, ‐ YOU FOOL!" "YOU'VE LET ME PAST THE GATE," "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?" "YEAH, HE LET THEM PAST THE GATE," "THE ISLAND WALL STILL STANDS" "BETWEEN THEM AND THE POWER STATION," "ACTIVATE THE POWER IN ALL SECTIONS OF THE STATION," "WHAT IS THIS?" "YOU'RE OPERATING AT ONLY ONE‐FOURTH THE CAPACITY," "MUST BE THE UH, METER, FOR CAPACITY," "DARK ONE, NO, WE HAVE WATCHED THE AIRSLAVES" "WORK IN THE AMPHITHEATER," "THEY PROCEED AS ALWAYS," "THEN, PERHAPS, OUR VISITORS ARE RESPONSIBLE," "IS THIS POSSIBLE?" "I DON'T‐‐ I WILL FIND OUT AT ONCE," "YES, DO THAT," "TORQUE?" "GO TO THE MASTER MONITORS" "AND REPORT TO ME THE LEVEL OF ENERGY STORAGE" "ACCUMULATED FROM THE AIRSLAVES," "CRABBY, DO THIS, CRABBY, DO THAT," "[DARK ONE] SEE, CAPTAIN VALARIA?" "THE NEXT MOVE THAT YOU MAKE" "WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES OF YOUR LIFE," "CAREER DECISION?" "MAYBE DENTAL HYGIENE," "HOW DO YOU FEEL, BUCKET‐HEAD?" "I CAN WORK AGAIN, TOTALLY FUNCTIONAL," "I AM IN YOUR DEBT," "SO WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?" "WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH THAT WALL WITHOUT‐‐" "‐ EXPLOSIVES?" "‐ THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL," "‐ ALLOW ME, ‐ OH, GREAT," "EXPLOSIVE THROAT CANCER, NO THANKS," "I'M JABBING AROUND IN THERE, AND THE WHOLE TIME," "YOU COULD HAVE GONE OFF AT ANY MOMENT?" "YET IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE" "WITHOUT A DETONATING DEVICE," "HOW'S IT WORK?" "HERE, LOOK," "OH, I GUESS HE'S GOT LIKE, PLENTY OF THEM IN THERE," "INTO THE "SHAVING CREAM UNDER THE DOOR" GAG," "DON'T JUST SIT THERE, PLEASE COME ON," "TAKE COVER, QUICK, BEFORE THE R, A, GETS HERE," "YOU BLEW IT!" "[GRUNTING]" "[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]" "I HAVE SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!" "[DARK ONE] YOUR TIME RUNS SHORT, VALARIA," "THE GUARDBOTS WILL CONTAIN THEM," "‐ HUH?" "‐ HUH?" "‐ WHAT?" "‐ AAH!" "HEY, LOOKS LIKE THE SET FROM THE WIZ," "[SCREAMING]" "[SCREAMING CONTINUES]" "SPINACH TIN, YOU GO THAT WAY," "[DARK ONE] WHAT IS TO STOP THEM NOW, VALARIA?" "THERE ARE MORE GUARDBOTS," "AND IF THEY, TOO, ARE VANQUISHED?" "[TOM SERVO] EVEN MORE GUARDBOTS," "THERE IS ONE FINAL OBSTACLE THEY ARE ABOUT TO ENCOUNTER," "[SERVO] THE WINDMILL," "NOW," "BOY, OH BOY, IF I WEREN'T A LIGHT FIXTURE, OOH!" "IT'S ZE WANGO ZE TANGO!" "‐ YOU GOT YOUR MASERATI‐‐ ‐ HUH?" "IT'S A BOMB, RIGGED TO GO OFF WITH ANY FURTHER‐‐" "YEAH, IT IS A BOMB, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A DIFFERENT FILM," "CLEAR THE WAY FOR THE REST OF US," "THANKS, I, UH, NEEDED THAT," "THERE MAY BE SOME HOPE FOR YOU YET," "AS A GORGEOUS LADY OF WRESTLING," "ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT DO WE DO?" "I'VE SEEN THESE DEVICES BEFORE, AT THE EDGE OF THE WASTELAND," "‐ LEADING INTO THE LAST CITY, ‐ MY AUNT'S GOT ONE," "LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY, KAI," "‐ CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "‐ [COUGHS] NUH‐UH," "FROM WHERE I STAND, I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU CAN," "THERE SHOULD BE A STEEL CYLINDER IN FRONT OF YOU, NEAR YOUR HEAD," "IS THERE?" "IF THAT THING GOES OFF, HE'LL BE PLAYING VINCENT," "IS THERE A SMALL KNOB AT THE TIP OF ONE END?" "‐ NO KNOB!" "‐ SLOWLY, MOVE YOUR HAND UP TO THE BOMB" "WITHOUT TOUCHING THE WIRES AT YOUR SIDE," "BUT, BEFORE YOU DO THAT‐‐" "HAVE YOU GOT IT?" "NOW, REACH INTO YOUR LEFT BREAST POCKET," "THE KNOB IS A TRIGGER MECHANISM," "IT IS ATTACHED TO THE EXPLOSIVES ON THE INSIDE" "BY A VERY SHORT WIRE," "KLYTON, DO YOU HAVE CUTTERS IN YOUR TOOL PANEL?" "THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL, ISN'T IT?" "ARE MARTINIS GOOD FOR YOU GUYS?" "EVERYBODY INTERESTED?" "CAREFULLY, UNSCREW THE KNOB" "ON THE CYLINDER," "WHEN IT'S LOOSE, DON'T PULL IT AWAY," "‐ DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "‐ [CLICKS]" "‐ AND DON'T BREATHE, ‐ IS IT LOOSE?" "I'M REACHING BEHIND YOU WITH THE CUTTERS," "WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS, YOU WILL GUARD MY HAREM, UNDERSTAND?" "‐ DON'T CLIP YOUR NAILS, ‐ ARE THE CUTTERS NEAR THE CYLINDER?" "CUT, SLOWLY," "PULL THE KNOB AWAY FROM THE CYLINDER," "JUST ENOUGH TO PUT THE CUTTERS BETWEEN THE KNOB" "AND THE HEAD OF THE BOMB," "CUT THE WIRE," "NOW," "BOINK!" "UH, I HAVEN'T CUT IT YET, I'M JUST KIDDING," "THANKS FOR PLAYING, VALARIA," "VALARIA, YOUR PIZZA'S HERE," "‐ WHAT IS IT?" "‐ THE ENERGY RESERVOIR FROM THE AMPHITHEATER‐‐" "THAT GUY NEEDS A KLEENEX, REAL BAD," "WHAT?" "BUT WE SAW THEM WORKING," "‐ [DARK ONE] WHAT DID YOU SEE, VALARIA?" "‐ THE AIRSLAVES," "AIRSLAVES, THEY'RE A BEAST OF BURDEN," "AND THEY SOMEHOW GOT THE BEST OF YOU," "VALARIA, WHAT CAN I DO WITH YOU?" "DON'T WORRY, PLEASE!" "TORQUE, TAKE HER AWAY FROM MY SIGHT!" "NO, DARK ONE, PLEASE!" "TAKING SOMEONE OUT OF AN OMNIPRESENT BEING'S SIGHT" "IS PRETTY TOUGH TO DO, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT," "VERY WELL," "I WILL BRING THE GOLD TO YOU MYSELF," "AND SHE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW," "‐ [CLEARS THROAT] ‐ [DARK ONE] ONE LAST CHANCE, VALARIA," "AND THEN YOU KNOW THE FATE THAT AWAITS YOU," "‐ THANK YOU, DARK ONE, YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY, ‐ DICTION SCHOOL," "OH, PULSATING GLASS BALL WITH HAIR LIKE SAM DONALDSON," "PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO‐‐ WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE," "‐ CARRY ME?" "‐ NO, OW," "DO IT, SUMMON THE GUARDBOTS," "IT WAS AFTER THE APOCALYPSE," "IT WAS AFTER THE ROBOTS HAD TAKEN OVER THE EARTH," "THERE STOOD A LONE, DESPERATE SURVIVOR, IN A DARK, DANGEROUS TIME," "CROW THE HUNTER, AND HIS ANIMAL BOY, GEEKOR," "A LONELY HUMAN, DRESSED IN THE SKINS OF THOSE LESSER ON THE FOOD CHAIN," "BUT NOT BY MUCH," "THE BOLDEST OF THEM ALL WAS SERVO THE BLOODLETTER," "SERVO, THE CHIRPING HELL‐BEAST," "SERVO, THE DEFILER OF ALL THAT IS‐‐" "OH, YEAH, OKAY," "SO THE LONELY TOM STRODE FORTH" "IN A SEARCH FOR THE PATHETIC TERROR AWAITING THEM" "IN THE DARK, EVIL POWER QUADRANT," "AH, HEY, COULD WE STOP AT A WENDY'S FIRST, GUYS?" "GEEKOR HERE WANTS A FROSTY IN A BAD WAY," "SILENCE, BEAKED FOOL," "YOU DARE TO MOCK THE POWER OF THE DARK ONE?" "‐ THE BLOCK PLAN?" "‐ BLACK ONE?" "WHAT?" "THE DARK ONE!" "THE DARK ONE!" "‐ OH‐H, DARK ONE, ‐ OH," "UH, LISTEN, YOU KNOW TOM, SIR, I'M NOT GETTING TOO INTO THIS," "I FEEL KIND OF LIKE KING VITAMIN" "MISCAST IN A SONNY AND CHER VIDEO," "AND BESIDES, ARE THESE REAL FURS OR WHAT?" "YEAH, WHAT ARE WE WEARIN', ROAD KILL HERE?" "I MEAN, HEY, THESE‐‐" "THESE FURS ARE EITHER CRUEL OR UNSANITARY," "DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW," "WELL, IT'S AFTER THE APOCALYPSE AND EVERYTHING," "AND WELL, WE GOT THE FURS" "FROM THE DEAD ANIMALS LITTERING THE COUNTRYSIDE," "AH, ROAD KILL!" "SEE, I TOLD YOU, JOEL!" "‐ WE'RE WEARING ROAD KILL, ‐ OH, THAT'S JUST GREAT," "TOM SERVO'S HAVING SOME KIND OF" "RIGHT‐WING CONSERVATIVE" "FUR PARTY, AND I THINK WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE HIM, CROW," "LET'S LET MR, NARCISSIST ALONE HERE," "SO HE CAN HAVE HIS OWN PARTY OF ACCESS," "‐ LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, ‐ YEAH, SEE YOU AT THE SEAL‐CLUBBING MEETING," "‐ NOT!" "‐ OH!" "‐ [WHISTLES TUNELESSLY] ‐ [NARRATOR] HE STOOD PROUDLY," "THE BOLD SURVIVOR OF THE WEAK AND UNWILLING RACE," "WE'RE AMONG FRIENDS, AREN'T WE?" "TELL ME YOUR DEEP, DARK SECRETS, MY LITTLE FURRY FRIEND?" "WE'LL RULE THE COUNTRYSIDE, AND WE'LL BE ONE TOGETHER," "‐ OKAY, ‐ IT'S YOUR PLANET," "I DON'T WANT YOU WEARING THIS HAT ANYMORE," "‐ HEY, ‐ HEY, THAT GUY HAD A TOUGH DAY," "HE WAS OFF TO MURRAY'S FOR A SCHMITTY," "EVER SEEN THIS ONE?" "I CAN WALK THE DOG, TOO," "BOY, IF I COULD FIGHT LIKE THOSE ROBOTS‐‐" "BOY, THIS IS WHAT I'D DO, GET ME SOME SWORDS AND" "THEY WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME," "NOW, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS ROBOT?" "WAIT!" "STOP!" "THERE'S MORE," "IT SLICES, IT DICES, IT MAKES A GREAT JULIENNE FRY," "HEY, NOT BAD FOR A CRUSTACEAN," "SURE, I GOT MY PANTS GLUED, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT AN OYSTER KNIFE," "LET ME ESCAPE‐‐" "HURRY, I‐‐" "‐ OH!" "‐ IN THE FUTURE, ALL ROBOTS WILL ACT LIKE DON KNOTTS," "‐ HEY!" "‐ OH, NO!" "I SAW DARTH VADER DO THAT ONCE," "AH‐UH‐UH‐UH‐‐ YOU GOT IT," "CATFIGHT," "UGH, RIGHT IN THE THROAT," "SEE, DARK ONE?" "I KEPT MY PROMISE," "THE GIRL IS YOURS," "[DARK ONE] YOU ARE AS GOOD AS YOUR WORD, VALARIAN," "BUT YOUR USE TO ME HAS STILL COME TO AN END," "BUT DARK ONE, I DELIVERED ON MY PROMISE," "LIFE ISN'T ALWAYS FAIR, VALARIA, ESPECIALLY WHEN‐‐" "OH, ALWAYS GET A CONTRACT WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH" "A DARK, OMNIPOTENT POWER," "GOTTA BE READ," "GIRL, IF WE EVER GET LIKE THESE BOTS," "WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT US DOWN?" "LIKE, JUST TAKE US OUT," "SHE SHOULDN'T BE BY THAT WORTHINGTON MACHINE, YOU KNOW?" "THOSE THINGS ARE KNOWN TO, UH, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEIR‐‐" "AGH, YEAH," "SHE WASN'T WEARING HER SAFETY GOGGLES!" "‐ IT'S A PROBLEM, ‐ SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED IT," "[SCREAMING]" "‐ SHE LIKES IT!" "‐ DARK ONE, CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "YES, VALARIAN, WHAT DO YOU WISH TO SAY BEFORE YOU DIE?" "IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU SAY, I WAS NEVER REALLY ALIVE," "SO WHAT MATTERS IT TO ME" "WHAT BECOMES OF ME, OR ALL OF US?" "SHE SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE AN OBSESSION COMMERCIAL," "‐ SET A DISTRACTION‐‐ ‐ ♪ [MUSIC]" "HEY, DON'T TURN THAT UP, POWER COMPANY SAYS 68, TOPS!" "AH, THE FRIES ARE UP," "IN FIVE MINUTES," "ALL OF YOU WHO REMAIN WILL BE DESTROYED," "THE BLAST TO HER FACE KIND OF HELPED HER DICTION," "AND YOU, AND ALL THE OTHERS WILL CEASE TO EXIST!" "WELL, GOOD, AS LONG AS WE DON'T "CEASE" TO "EXIST"," "OR WHAT?" "YOU WILL DESTROY ME?" "IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, NOTHING DOES!" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER," "SHE JUST DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE MALARIA I USED TO KNOW," "AH, HE'S‐‐ WHOA!" "OH, IT'S THE HUGE NUGE," "THAT'S FOR R2 D2," "THAT'S FOR C3PO," "THAT'S FOR JULIE‐‐ NEWMAR‐‐" "AND THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WANNA!" "WHAT HAVE I DONE?" "OH, MAN, THE HUGE NUGE," "HE'S GOT CAT SCRATCH FEVER, RIGHT ON HIS CHEST," "NO!" "NO!" "WOULD SOMEBODY GET THOSE FRIES, PLEASE?" "‐ WHERE IS MY FATHER?" "‐ WHICH FATHER?" "THAT COULD BE ANYONE," "[DARK ONE] HE IS, NEARBY," "TAKE ME TO HIM," "TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW," "OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE, YOU'RE KIND OF PRETTY," "BUT YOU HAVE A BIG CARTOON WHEN I HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS," "I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO," "[DARK ONE] SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE IMMUNE TO MY POWERS, WHY?" "I DON'T KNOW," "ARE YOU?" "AND YOU WILL TELL ME, NOW!" "YOU KNOW, I KIND OF MISS HER TWO GUYS," "‐ I CAN SEE WHY, ‐ YEAH, ALL THAT EQUIPMENT," "YEAH, IT'S NEAT," "[GENERATOR WHINING]" "GO AHEAD, WASTE YOUR STUPID ENERGIES ON EACH OTHER," "‐ IT'S EARTHA KITT!" "‐ WHAT WILL IT MATTER," "IN LESS THAN A MINUTE, THE ENTIRE POWER STATION" "WILL BE DESTROYED," "‐ WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" "‐ WHAT HASN'T SHE DONE?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "YOU'RE FINISHED, SO'S THE DARK ONE," "TORQUE, THEN THE ACTIVATION LIES UNDER THE FAR WALL‐‐" "OOH," "‐ [GRUNTING] ‐ HEY, DON'T TOUCH THE THREADS, MAN," "IT'S HOT ON THE FRINGE," "[ELECTRICAL WHINING]" "IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SOLID GOLD DANCE ROUTINE," "TORQUE, COME TO THE ROOM, AT ONCE!" "COME ON," "VALARIA, I THOUGHT WE HAD SEEN THE LAST OF YOU," "DARK ONE, FORGIVE ME, I'M HERE TO SERVE YOU," "‐ PLEASE BELIEVE ME, ‐ I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT," "IS THAT WHY YOU ACTIVATED THE MECHANISM" "THAT COULD HAVE DESTROYED US ALL?" "BUT I COULD SAVE US ALL, OUR POWER IS DEPLETED," "AND IT IS BECAUSE OF THE TRAITORS" "IN THE WORK YARDS OF THE AMPHITHEATER," "I CAN'T EVEN GUESS WHAT SHE'S SAYING," ",THE EARTH'S LIFT, TO BEGIN WITH FUELING," "COME ON, EDSEL‐HEAD, SPEAK UP!" ",AND REGAIN OUR DOMINANCE OVER THEM," "‐ [DARK ONE] HOW?" "‐ THE GIRL WILL TELL US," "‐ NEVER, ‐ WHY SHOULD SHE?" "WHEN SHE SEES WHAT'S BECOME OF HER FATHER," "AND WHAT WILL BECOME OF HER," "‐ FUR?" "‐ FUR?" "‐ DID SHE SAY "FUR"?" "‐ WHAT WILL BECOME OF "FUR"?" "HEY, MY CARD OPENED THIS TELLER," "AND I DON'T EVEN BANK HERE!" "[CHUCKLES]" "GO FIGURE," "I'M ALL AQUIVER WITH ANTICIPATION," "‐ WHAT THE‐‐ ‐ ALL THAT REMAINED OF JORN" "WAS HIS HEAD," "THE REST OF HIS BODY WAS COMPLETELY ENGULFED," "‐ BY THE DARK ONE, ‐ [GUFFAWING]" "HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM ONE FISH, TWO FISH," "I AM THE EGG MAN!" "DAD, YOU'RE A TULIP BULB," "WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT McLEAN STEVENSON'S" "BEEN DOING SINCE MASH," "HONEY, REMEMBER MY TORSO?" "WELL, IT'S CHIP DIP NOW," "HELLO, LARRY," "THE DARK ONE HAS CONSUMED YOUR FATHER," "WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH AND WISDOM," "WHEN YOUR JORN WAS THE ONLY ONE, NO LONGER WILL LEAD‐‐" "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRAW ME A PICTURE, OKAY," "MY DAD BELONGS IN A SALAD BAR," "BET THE INSIDE OF HIS SUIT SMELLS LIKE A MUSHROOM FARM AT THIS POINT," "WELL, THE NICE THING IS, HER DAD CAN FLY AS CARRY‐ON," "‐ OR CARRION, ‐ HEY, GET ME, I'M AN APPETIZER!" "I'M GIVING OUT SPORES!" "I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS RIDICULOUS COSTUME FOR HOURS," "I'M CRAMPING LIKE KATHY RIGBY," "‐ OOH!" "‐ STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD," "PLEASE DON'T JUMP ON ME RIGHT NOW," "I'M FEELING KIND OF VULNERABLE," "YEAH!" "CRUSTY'S BEEN WATCHING OLD EPISODES OF MANNIX," "RUN AWAY!" "‐ SHE'S DRUNK WITH POWER, ‐ AND SHE'S DRUNK WITH MAKEUP," "NAH, SHE'S JUST GOT HER BEER GOGGLES ON," "AND NOW, IT IS TIME TO SHOW THE AIRSLAVES" "WHAT THEIR TREACHERY HAS EARNED THEM," "WE NO LONGER NEED THEM," "WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF JORN AND HIS DAUGHTER," "WE CAN POWER THE STATION FROM WITHIN," "THE TIME HAS COME FOR ALL OF THEM‐‐" "OH, WAIT, I'M ON DAYLIGHT SAVINGS," "WHAT AM I DOING?" "WE HAVE AN HOUR TO GO," "[COUGHING]" "AH, THEY MUST HAVE UNZIPPED THAT AVOCADO SUIT," "STAY IN CHARACTER, EVERYONE, TRY TO STAY ON CAMERA," "AW, SHE'S STONED," "‐ OH, THIS TOOL, ‐ NOT AGAIN!" "COME ON!" "[SCREAMING]" "GUESS IT WORKED AT THE LAST MINUTE," "AS YOU ARE WHEN YOU WANT TO RETURN THEM," "AH, LOOK AT ME, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A FIGHT," "AND I GOT PETER PAN HERE, HOPPING AROUND," "UH‐OH, HE'S GONNA USE THE WRAPPING PAPER TUBE," "THAT'S FOR PUTTING LEMON AND DRAWN BUTTER ON MY HEAD!" "THAT GUY'S BEEN THE SAND IN MY SHELL LONG ENOUGH," "LET'S SEE," "THE HUMAN GOES, THROUGH THE HOLE," "AROUND THE TANK, AND UH, HMM," "THERE HE IS," "FIRST LOOK UP!" "OHH," "LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY'S HOME," "THAT'S FOR MRS, PAUL!" "THAT'S FOR GORTON'S OF GLOUCESTER," "THAT'S FOR ARTHUR TREACHER, THAT'S FOR ABE SAUL," "THAT'S FOR FILET‐O‐FISH," "GOOD POSE WITH THE FILET," "IF THEY PUT HIM TOGETHER WITH THE AVOCADO MAN," "THEY'D MAKE A GREAT SEAFOOD PLATE," "IF YOU SEE ME NOW," "I'M AS GOOD AS DEAD," "OKAY, OKAY, HONEY, AM I A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE," "I CAN'T!" "I LOVE YOU!" "‐ YOU LOVE ME, ‐ HE'S "JACK THE BEANSTALK,"" "THEY SAY IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE," "FATHER, PLEASE," "YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA HELP YOU TAKE ON THAT BIG, ROBOTIC GUY," "BUT YOU SEEMED TO BE DOING PRETTY GOOD BY YOURSELF, SO‐‐" "HERE, TAKE MY ROBOTIC TRUSS," "YOU KNOW, UNDERNEATH ALL THIS BLOCK IS A HEART OF GOLD," "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO," "KNOW WHO YOU ARE, FLEE THAT OLDEN TERROR!" "YES!" "DON'T DO IT!" "DON'T DO IT!" "‐ THEY'VE GOT THE PITCH!" "‐ [SCREAMS]" "OOH, STIR‐FRY!" "THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN BULBS CRY," "THANK YOU, NEO, FOR KILLING MY DAD," "THE AIRSLAVES!" "[COMPRESSOR STARTING, AIR RUSHING]" "AH, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO," "JUST BY TURNING ON AN EGG‐TIMER," "KIND OF REMINDS ME OF AN ACTING CLASS I USED TO HAVE," "FREEDOM!" "FREEDOM!" "THE DARK ONE IS DEAD, AVOCADO MAN IS DEAD," "THIS LOOKS LIKE THE LOCKER ROOM FOR AMERICAN GLADIATOR," "‐ SMELLS LIKE IT!" "‐ MM‐HMM," "LOOKS LIKE THE CLOSING NIGHT CAST PARTY OF THAT'S DANCING!" "THEY'RE REALLY WELL‐GROOMED FOR BEING AT THE END OF THE WORLD," "DEEJA, JORN WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THIS WAY," "HE WANTED TO BE LAID TO REST ON A HILL, AND," "‐ NO, ‐ NOT SCOOPED OUT FOR A LIGHT LUNCH," "‐ NEO, ‐ WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?" "GO BACK TO MY PEOPLE, FINISH MY FATHER'S WORK," "‐ TRY TO FIND A BETTER SCRIPT, ‐ NO, LEAVE ME ALONE!" "MAYBE, LEARN HOW TO ACT," "YOUR FATHER WAS A GREAT MAN," "AND AN EVEN BETTER SIDE DISH," "A LOT BETTER DEAD THAN A SPREAD," "WHAT A DICK, [LAUGHING]" "MY DAD'S HIS OWN FAVORITE DISH," "‐ AND SHE'S MY FAVORITE DISH, ‐ HEY!" "YOU COULD STILL GET A JOB AT CHI‐CHI'S," "YOU COULD BE THE JOB," "[NARRATOR] WITH THE DARK ONE DESTROYED‐‐" "[TOGETHER] OH!" "THE DARK ONE!" "[NARRATOR] NEO RETURNED TO HIS PEOPLE, TO BRING THEM TO THE LAST CITY," "TOGETHER," "THEY WOULD REBUILD NEW TERRA," "SO IT WOULD BE "NEWER TERRA," THEN," ""NEWEST TERRA,"" "IF NOT, THEY MIGHT GET THEIR WAITER JOBS BACK," "OR DO ODD JOBS FOR THEIR COUSIN'S HOUSE‐BUILDING COMPANY," "PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH INVESTORS FOR A NEW SEQUEL, YEAH," "OH, MAN, LET'S PRAY IT'S NOT A BUDDY PICTURE," "HE'S A ROBOT, HE'S A HUMAN, THEY'RE DETECTIVES!" "[LAUGHING]" "‐ HEY, LET'S NOT HAVE THAT, ‐ WELL, WHAT?" "‐ YOU DO IT BAD, ‐ WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE MOVIE, GUYS?" "‐ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?" "‐ YEAH," "I THINK IT GAVE ROBOTS A BAD NAME," "I REALLY GOT UPSET BY THAT METALLIC PANTYWAIST," "THE ROBOT‐‐ HE REALLY GOT UNDER MY SKIN," "YEAH, I LIKED SEEING, UH," "NUGENT, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, SPREAD HIS WINGS" "AND TRY SOME NEW THINGS," "‐ YEAH, ‐ IT'S NICE TO SEE HE WAS WORKING, AND‐‐" "DID YOU KNOW HE'S GEORGE CLINTON'S NEIGHBOR?" "‐ WHO'S GEORGE CLINTON?" "‐ OH, HE'S THIS GUY ON EARTH," "FUNKADELIC?" "HE INVENTED FUNKADELIC," "SO IT'S A ROCKIN' NEIGHBORHOOD, THEN," ""BRIDES OF FUNKENSTEIN,"" "‐ THEY'RE THROWING A BLOCK PARTY, ‐ SURE," "‐ WHOO!" "‐ A ROCKIN' BLOCK PARTY," "‐ POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED, ‐ YES," "‐ I DON'T KNOW, ‐ ONE THING WE GOTTA DO IS GET A CONTEST" "‐ TO NAME THAT AVOCADO GUY?" "‐ OH, GOOD IDEA," "‐ HAVE HIM, UH‐‐ ‐ THE COLOR THING WAS NICE," "‐ THE COLOR THING?" "‐ THE FACT THAT THIS MOVIE WAS IN COLOR," "OH, YEAH, I MEAN, INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT A BLACK," "WE'RE LOOKING AT KIND OF A BURGUNDY," "‐ MUCH BETTER, ‐ YEAH," "I LIKE IT A LOT," "‐ YOU WANT TO GET GOING?" "‐ YEAH, LET'S UH‐‐" "NO, I WANT TO SEE THE KEY GRIP," "‐ OH, ‐ HEY, LOOK AT THIS," ""SPECIAL VISUAL EFFECTS CREATED" "BY JEREMY FRANK FOR BIZARRCHITECTURE,"" "LOOK, MR, FRENCH, I DIDN'T KNOW HIS FIRST NAME WAS ED," ""JAMES CHAI,"" "‐ CHAIRMAN MAO'S ANAGRAM, ‐ HE'S, LIKE, EATING CHOW," "HEY, JOEL, DID YOU EVER LOOK AT THE FLOOR IN HERE?" "‐ YUCK!" "‐ IT'S REALLY A MESS, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT," "WE SHOULD HAVE CAM‐‐ ACTUALLY," "I SHOULD GET BACK TO FIXING CAMBOT," "‐ LET'S GO, ‐ ALL RIGHT," "‐ CARRY ME, ‐ OH‐HO?" "OH, COME ON!" "OH, I'M NOT GONNA‐‐" "OKAY, I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU," "YOUR HANDS ARE LIKE THE DARK ONE'S, JOEL," "‐ ALL RIGHT, ‐ NOT CARRYING ME, ARE YOU?" "COME ON, LET'S GO," "COME ON, STRAP YOUR LIMBS AROUND, OKAY," "‐ LET'S GO, ‐ HEY, JOEL?" "YOU GOTTA COME LIFT ME OVER THIS HEATING GRID," "OKAY, YOU GUYS, IT'S FINALLY THE END OF THE EXPERIMENT," "AND UM, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT PLANT GUY AGAIN," "CAMBOT, YOU WANT TO FISH OUT THAT FRAME 5236‐‐" "THERE HE IS, UP THERE, GUYS," "WHOA, YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS SCARY, JOEL," "I STILL GET A LITTLE HUNGRY, JUST LOOKIN' AT HIM," "SO, WE'VE DECIDED THIS GUY" "IS TOO GOOD TO KEEP TO OURSELVES," "SO, WE'RE GONNA SPONSOR A "NAME THE PLANT GUY" BRAINSTORM," "RIGHT, IT'S A BRAINSTORM, EVERYBODY, SO JOIN IN," "SEND IN YOUR NAME FOR THE PLANT GUY," "AND THE TOP 13 WILL BE READ" "ON MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER," "ON SATELLITE ELEVEN," "SEND YOUR PLANT GUY BRAINSTORM ENTRIES TO:" "WE'VE COME UP WITH A FEW STARTERS OF OUR OWN," "TO HELP YOU, UH, NAME THE PLANT GUY," "UH, NUMBER ONE," "[JOEL] OUR GUY NUMBER TWO, MINE IS," "AND NUMBER THREE:" "CARL," "SO, WELL, THAT FINISHES UP" "THIS WEEK'S EXPERIMENT‐‐ WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "‐ WHAT ABOUT THE LETTER?" "‐ OH, OH‐‐ OH, YEAH," "GOT IT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS FROM A FATHER‐SON TEAM," "FIRST IS FROM DONNY, HE WRITES, HE'S THE DAD," ""MY SON AND MYSELF WOULD LIKE" ""TO JOIN THE MST3K FAN CLUB," ""THAT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME, BECAUSE HE'S ONLY SEVEN," "AND I'M 36,"" "AND LATER ON, WE'VE GOT SOME FROM BILL, THE SON, WHO SAYS," ""HELLO, JOEL, I'D LIKE TO TELL CROW" "‐ "THAT HE'S FUNNY, ‐ HEY," ""AND THAT I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAID," ""'HE'S OUT OF BANG‐BANG,'"" "I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER THAT," "MAYBE HE OUGHT TO GET OFF THE SUGAR CEREALS," "YEAH! "AND JOEL, I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU," ""THAT WHEN ALL SAID, 'NICE TAG,'" ""AND TOMMY IS" ""'BUBBLE‐GUM HEAD WITHOUT A SLOT‐‐'" "OH, AND THANKING AGAIN FOR HIM ON THREE‐‐" "‐ ONE, TWO, THREE, ‐ "NICE TAG,"" ""P,S, ALL OF YOU ARE FUNNY," THANK YOU, BILL AND DONNY," "‐ THANK YOU, BILL AND DONNY, ‐ HOW'S THAT, SIRS?" "GOOD JOB, MR, MEMORY," "I THINK YOU SHOULD FILE THIS, LARRY," "UNTIL NEXT TIME, SKIPPY‐DRAWERS!" "♪ [THEME]"