"(CAWING)" "♪ Hey ♪" "♪ (SCAT SINGING) ♪" "♪ Whoo, another beautiful day ♪ ♪ in the swamp ♪" "♪ (CONTINUES SCATTING) ♪" "♪ Yeah, it's beginning to bloom ♪ ♪ and it's hot and sticky ♪" "♪ Traffic update take alligator ♪ ♪ alley make it snappy ♪" "♪ This bug is faster ♪ ♪ than the eye ♪" "♪ I guess I'm one super fly ♪" "♪ Maestro ♪ ♪ some traveling music ♪" "♪ (CONTINUES SCATTING) ♪" "♪ Come on head on ♪ ♪ down the road hey ♪" "♪ Watch me now, come on ♪ ♪ I'm fast, I'm cool ♪" "♪ Ain't nothin' gonna stop me ♪" "(LAUGHS) My great-grandma's faster than that, and she got a Walker." "♪ Way too slow, way too slow ♪" "I got plenty of time." "I'll just rest here." "Whoo, nice try," "BUT, UH, WELL, I'M JUST TOO HIP TO CLIP." "(LAUGHS)" "Let me out of your mouth!" "You don't know where I been!" "Uh-uh, uh-uh." "All right, all right." "You win." "Uh-uh." "You used to be faster, Kermit." "You used to be much thinner, Horace." "I know." "I gotta lay off those late night pu-pu platters." "Mm-hmm." "I'll see you at the swamp." "By the way, Kermit?" "Okay." "Yeah?" "Welcome home." "Aw, home." "Yep, that's where I'm headed..." "Back home to the swamp." "You know, there's something magic about going back to the place where you grew up." "Every Lily pad and moss-covered tree seems to bring back memories." "Even this old dirt road." "I know it doesn't look like much, but I remember the first time I ever saw it." "I was 12 years old, and I didn't know it then, but my friends and I were about to go on the biggest adventure of our lives." "(SCOOTER MOTOR REVS)" "You see, me and my buddies Croaker and Goggles had already dropped our tails, but grown-ups still treated us like we were tadpoles." "So every day we'd go looking for new ways to show the world how big and brave we were." "KERMIT:" "Okay, I'm gonna go!" "I'm gonna do it now!" "FROG:" "Come on, Krem." "We ain't got all day here." "This looks dangerous!" "What are you waiting for?" "Come on!" "Okay, guys, I'm gonna do it now." "Watch!" "Ready, set, go!" "ALL:" "Go!" "(YELLING)" "Come on in, Goggles." "The water's fine!" "Oh, I don't know, Kermit." "We toads don't actually like water all that much." "Oh, come on, it's fun." "Okay, if you say so." "(YELLS) Help!" "I'm drowning!" "My whole life is flashing before my big, bulgy eyes!" "Excuse me, Goggles?" "Goggles!" "(YELLING) Huh?" "The water's only three inches deep." "Oh, hey!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, that was fun." "I think." "Out of the way, tadpoles!" "Here comes Croaker!" "Way to go, Croaker!" "Wow, that was his highest hop!" "And his splashiest landing." "Yeah." "Way to go, Croaker!" "Croaker?" "Yea, Croaker!" "Croaker, where are you?" "Croaker?" "Croaker!" "Croaker!" "A frog can't drown." "It's oxymoronic!" "Croaker!" "Croaker, where are you?" "Croaker?" "Croaker!" "(SHRIEKS) (LAUGHS)" "That was a good one." "Thanks." "Come on, you guys!" "(INHALES, SIGHS)" "Now this is the good life, huh, fellas?" "Yeah." "Hangin' with your best buddies." "Breathing in that stanky swamp air." "I don't know." "Huh?" "What's the matter, Krem?" "You don't like hangin' out with us no more?" "It's 'cause I'm a toad, right?" "You don't like hanging out with warty toads." "You guys are the best." "It's just that..." "I don't know." "Haven't you ever wondered if there's something out there..." "You know, something beyond the swamp?" "No." "Should I have?" "Am I abnormal?" "Yes." "You know, I think you're onto something here, Krem." "Well, maybe." "You know, it's just that sometimes, if I listen real close," "I swear I can hear a voice calling my name." " Yeah?" "Voices, huh?" " Yeah, sort of like this:" "(MUFFLED) "Kermit!"" ""Kermit!" Who's Herman?" "The voice says "Kermit." Oh!" "Anyway, so you hear voices and... aw, forget it, you guys." "This is silly." "No, no, no, no!" "If you're hearin' voices..." "Telling you that you should go out of the swamp, well, then I think you should listen." "Hey, where are you going?" "Out of the swamp." "What?" "I must have water in my ears." "I could've swore you just said you were goin' out of the swamp!" "Oh, no, I'm not going out of the swamp." "Yeah, but we're going out of the swamp." "What?" "(HYPERVENTILATING) I'm having palpitations here!" "Row!" "Row!" "I'm rowing, sir." "I'm rowing." "Halt!" "You know, Mary, sometimes I think this is where I truly belong." " In a boat?" " No." "In the swamp, waiting for the sunrise, matching wits with nature." "Wearing rubber pants." "Yes." "Well, nature takes some strange turns." "It does?" "Yes." "I mean, when you're young, you think you're going one way, and you end up heading in the opposite direction." "We're lost?" "No, we're not lost." "I know exactly where we're going." "Right over there where the frogs should be." "Come on, put your back into it, Mary." "Row!" "Yes, sir." "Row!" "Croaker, stop." "We're never supposed to leave the swamp." "Are you out of your mind?" "If we want to know what's out there, then I think we have to go out there." "I don't want to know what's out there." "I'm not even comfortable with what's in here." "Well, then maybe you guys shouldn't come." "Huh?" "Kermit, we gotta stop him!" "This is a sin against nature." "Come on." "Maybe we can talk some sense into him." "Croaker, wait up." "Well, come on." "(CHUCKLING) Well, fellas, here it is." "This is it." "Just beyond this marsh grass is the outside world." "KERMIT:" "Oh, wow." "We're really here." "I think I feel a rash coming on." "I've never been this close before." "Am I breaking out?" "Take it easy, sweaty mcsweatycutty." "It'll be an adventure." "But adventures make me gassy!" "Goggles, come on." "You can't be afraid all of your life." "Sure, I can!" "Look, Goggles." "How 'bout we take a quick peek and come right back?" "No." "I can't." "Sure, you can." "I can't." "I can't!" "You can." "Can!" "Can!" "Can't!" "Can't!" "(BICKERING CONTINUES)" "Mary, did you hear that?" "The birds?" "No." "Shh!" "Crickets?" "Can!" "Can!" "Can!" "Can't!" "Can't!" "Can't!" "Frogs?" "Shh!" "The wind whistling softly through the tall marsh grass?" "We're not looking for whistling grass." "We're looking for frogs." "Sorry, Mr. Krassman." "That's Dr. Krassman." "Can't!" "You can!" "Wait!" "Cut the cancan!" "Look!" "Frogs!" "I knew I'd find them here." "I'm a genius." "Well, sir, this is their ecosystem." "Ecosystem, "schmecosystem."" "Come on." "Right, sir." "(GASPS) What kind of creatures are those?" "I don't know." "Yes, sir, doctor, sir." "Krem, where we going?" "What are you pushing for?" "Just keep moving." "Just keep moving." "Kermit!" "Sorry." "Ow, you stepped on my gland." "Your poison gland?" "Guys, guys!" "KRASSMAN:" "I'm going to find you and catch you, and you can't do a thing about it." "Sir, are you talking to the frogs?" "Me?" "No, of course not." "Well, I wasn't talking..." " I think I saw them over here." " You got poison on my foot!" "I can't help it!" "It's a toad's only defense mechanism!" " Guys, be quiet." "Stay hidden." "Stay hidden!" " It's itchin' bad." "Oh, it's on my foot." "Oh, it's on my foot." "Croaker, no!" "Don't leave me!" "I have abandonment issues!" "(SIGHING)" "Ah, sweet relief." "Oh, that's nice." "There they are!" "(PANTING) Oh, the horror!" "Finally caught you." "You can't escape." " Nothing can save you now." " (GROWLING)" "Except possibly that." "What?" " (ROARING) - (SCREAMING)" " (CHUCKLING) - (SCREAMING CONTINUES)" "Oh, thank you, Arnie." "(CHUCKLES)" "Oh, anytime, Krem." "So, tell me." "What were you boys doing down there by the edge of the swamp?" "Edge of the swamp?" "We weren't at the edge of the swamp." "We were, uh, right here tasting pond scum." "Pond scum, yeah." "Oh, really?" "Uh, well, n-no." "Actually, we were just bobbing for stink bark." "Bobbing, yeah." "We were bobbing." "Would you believe we were studying ophthalmology?" "Uh, no, no." "Okay, Arnie, we were at the swamp's edge, but only because we're curious about what's out there beyond the swamp." "Ain't nothin' out there but trouble." "Huh?" "Shiny-wheeled beasts and rubber-pant-wearing human beings." "Ah, them humans don't scare me." "Why, if you didn't come along, I would've hopped on their heads and said," " "get out of here, you humans, you!"" " Don't you ever talk to humans!" "Animals that talk to humans get killed." "And cooked." "(ALL GASP)" " And eaten alive." " Oh, how unpleasant!" "Wait a second." "How could you be eaten alive if you were already killed, huh?" "Oh, they have their ways." "ALL:" "Hmm." "For the rest of the day, Goggles and Croaker and I talked about what Arnie said..." "That we should never leave the swamp and never, ever talk to humans." "We knew Arnie was probably right, but sometimes knowing you shouldn't do something..." "Makes you want to do it even more." "Oh, the fireflies are on." "We better head home, guys." "Mmm, light, yet filling." "Hey, guys, do you think Arnie's right about what's outside the swamp?" "Nah, he's just trying to scare us." "Well, he did a very good job." "Imagine getting killed." "And cooked." "And eaten alive." "(INHALES) Ah, centipede and barley soup." "My favorite." "FEMALE VOICE:" "Kermit, can you set the table for your brothers and sisters?" "Uh, sure, ma!" "Dinner, guys!" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "Bath time!" "Bedtime!" "Whew!" "Huh?" "(TOILET FLUSHES)" "I forgot about potty time." "♪ You've got to follow ♪" "♪ Follow your star ♪" "♪ You've got to follow ♪" "♪ No matter how far ♪" "♪ (HUMMING) ♪" "Kermit." "Kermit." "What?" "Y-y-you heard me?" "Uh-huh." "You called my name." "(STAMMERING) Kermit." "Oh, yes, oh, distant, beckoning star." "Star?" "It's your mother." "Oh, hi, Mom." "It's very late." "You should be in bed." "Um, hey, Mom?" "Hmm?" "You remember how you told me once that there was a star up there with my name on it?" "That's right." "Well, what if I..." "What if I can't reach my star from here?" "Oh, this is a big swamp." "You can reach any star from here." "Yeah, but, Mom... hmm?" "Kermit." "It's time for bed, sweetheart." "Okay, Mom." "I'll be right in." "All night long, I had terrible dreams." "Oh, yeah?" "I was stepped on by rubber boots." "I was grabbed by human claws." "And I was dipped in bread crumb and eggs." "Oh, that sounds awful." "Actually, the eggs felt quite soothing on my buttocks." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, well, I ain't scared of no dreams." "I ain't scared of nothin'." "(GASPS)" "GOGGLES:" "Blotch!" "Well, well, well." "If it isn't the soggy pants brothers." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, we ain't brothers, see?" "And we don't even wear pants." "Look!" "See?" "Easy." "Did you just moon me, wart face?" "No, I was just showing you my pantless behind." "Well, let's see you moon a knucklehead sandwich." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, we ain't sandwiches." "Duck!" "Duck?" "I don't see no duck." "Aah!" "Hey!" "(ALL CHATTERING)" "He's not worth it." "He's not worth it." "(SHRIEKING)" "Aha!" "I got youse now, frog." "I'm a toad..." "(YELLING)" "I can see my house from here!" "Oof!" "Uh, quick, guys!" "Into the marsh grass." "Come on!" "(PANTING)" "Hey, we're outside the swamp." "Oh, it's so big and beautiful..." "And... (SHRIEKS) Blotch!" "(GROWLING) (SHRIEKING)" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "Oh, that hurts." "Ow!" "Ooh!" "Eee!" "Look!" "It's the shiny-wheeled beast!" "Arnie was right!" "Look out!" "Come back here!" "I ain't done with youse yet." "Ooh!" "Eee!" "Oh, not there!" " Hmm." "Must be my lucky day." " Oh, no!" "Yeah." "There ya go." "Nice and cozy." "We have to do something." "Come on!" "Yeah!" "Come on, Bertha." "I know you can do it." "Stop!" "Come back!" "(COUGHING)" "Krem, Krem!" "You all right?" "(COUGHING) Yes, but we have to catch that shiny-wheeled thing." " Don't worry, Krem." " (KERMIT WHIMPERS)" "Nothin' gets past me." "Come to papa." "That was a close one." "Are you okay, Croaker?" "Uh, Croa-Croaker?" "Croaker!" "Croa... (GASPS) Croaker, are you all right?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm just a little... tired." "Kermit!" "Ooh!" "(GASPING) I feel so sick and nauseous." "You barf on me, you die." "(GRUNTING)" "Whoa!" "That was amazing, Krem." "My entire life passed right before my very eyes." "And boy, do I got some issues." "They're gone, and it's all my fault." "What are you talking about?" "If I hadn't made us leave the swamp, none of this would have ever happened." "Yeah, but we're here now, so what do you wanna do?" "We gotta help Goggles." "Yeah, yeah, help Goggles." "That's right." "Even if it means that the humans kill us, and they cook us, and they eat us alive." "You know, we could always go back to the swamp and tell our folks what happened." "That's probably a better idea." "Let's try that first." "Wait a minute!" "What am I thinking?" "I don't care what danger is out there." "I'm not going back to that swamp till I find my friends." "Are you with me?" "Are you kiddin' me?" "Then let's go." "Come on." "♪ (ROCK, INDISTINCT) ♪" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "I've been kicking frog behinds for years, and nothing like this has ever happened." "Actually, I'm a toad." "Don't wise mouth me, bug breath!" "(HYPERVENTILATING) Please stop yelling." "Next time I go to smoosh youse, youse just stand still." "You're still yelling." "Youse better figure a way to get me out of this." "You hear me?" "Can't talk!" "Hyperventilating!" "Cut it out." "Weaving." "Spinning." "Breath shortening." "Going through the dark tunnel." "Bye-bye, mommy." "You pass out on me, and I'll put out your lights." "Paper bag." "Paper bag!" "Oh, here." "Better?" "Oh, much better." "Thank you." "Good." "Now get me outta here!" "(SHRIEKING)" "♪ Let it roll ♪" "♪ Down the highway ♪" "♪ Let it roll ♪" "♪ Down the highway ♪" "We are so lost." "(CHUCKLES)" "I'll just hop up in the air and see which way they went." "Okay." "All right." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Oh." "Forgot to warm up there." "(CHUCKLES) Yeah." "All right." "Yeah, yeah." "Oh." "Oh, no." "What's the matter?" "I-I lost my hop, I think." "What?" "This never happened to me before, Kermit." "Croaker, calm down." "You couldn't have lost your hop." "You're the best hopper I've ever seen." "The best hopper, right?" "Yeah, you're right." "Yeah." "What was I thinking there?" "Try again." "Okay, I'm gonna do that." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(GROANING) Look at me here, lying in the dirt." "Can't hop." "Tire track across my chest." "(MOANS) I'm useless, Krem." "No, you're not." "Look." "The tire track on your chest..." "Matches the tire tracks on this road." " So?" " So, that must mean they went that way." "Oh, yeah." "Thanks." "Here." "Here." "Here you go." "Hey, Krem." "I'm a walkin' road map." "(CHUCKLES) Come on." "Who'd have thunk it, huh?" "♪ (HUMMING) ♪" "(DOG BARKS)" "(DJ ON THE RADIO) Turn on and tune in to wart..." "With music that'll drive you wild!" "(CHUCKLING) What you doin'..." "Playing hide-and-seek?" "Don't worry." "I won't tell him where you are." "Okay, you two, there's your new home." "(DOORBELL RINGING)" "Hi, Joey." "Hi, Mr. Wilson." "I'm glad you stopped by." "Wanted to give Ralph his new squeaky toy." "Oh, thanks, Mr. Wilson!" "Hey, why don't you have a dog?" "One thing I learned about dogs, Joey, is you have to wait for the right one to come along." " Like Ralph?" " Exactly like Ralph." "What do youse freaky frogs want?" ""Freaky frogs"?" "Where?" "I don't see anybody." "Oh, no!" "I'm blind!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "I can see!" "It's a miracle." "Excuse me." "Hi." "Hello." "I'm Roy." "I'd like to welcome you to our little pet store here, if you know what I mean." "Hey, stop touching me, or I'll SWAT you like a sick mosquito." "Oh, I get it." "Personal space issue." "Hey!" "Okay, well, we'll all remember that, right, gang?" "Hey!" "Chill, man." "Our tank is your tank, okay?" "Thank you." "Is there a restroom nearby?" "It was a very long ride, and we toads have such small bladders." "Shut up, toad brain!" "Listen up, youse gilled geeks." "I want out of here, and I want out of here now!" "Comprende?" "si, yo comprendo." "Tu quieres liberta..." "Stop making fun of me!" "You know, I think you're under a lot of stress." "Am I right about that?" "I bet I am, huh?" "That's it!" "I'm gonna slug you so bad, even your hurts are gonna get hurt." "Why do you have to be so mean?" "What did you say to me?" " N-nothing." " That's what I thought." "Now, where was I?" "You were gonna hurt my hurts, I believe is what it was." "Oh, yeah." "I'm gonna stomp you, murderize you, pulverate you..." "On second thought, I did say something." "I said you're mean." "What?" "You're a mean, stinky bully head, and nobody likes mean, stinky bully heads." "What are you gonna do about it?" "This." "(SHRIEKING)" "Stand still!" "Why, I oughta..." "Look, the frogs are fighting." "I hope they're fighting." "I shelled out a lot for this sky box." "I told you to stand still when I goes to smoosh you." "(CHANTING)" "I'll put five dollars on the fat one." "I'll take that action." "(WHIMPERING)" "Hey, what's going on here?" "My, my, you two should be on the nature channel." "♪ Somewhere there's a river ♪" "♪ Lookin' for a stream ♪" "♪ Somewhere there's a dreamer ♪" "♪ Lookin' for a dream boy, I never ♪ ♪ walked this much in my entire life. ♪" "Me neither." "Watch your step there." "I don't want to rest or anything." "Nah, me neither." "'Cause I ain't tired." "No." "Nah, me neither." "Here you go, you two." "Give you a little privacy." "Hmm." "Nice." "A little tacky, but with some fresh-cut flowers, perhaps a throw pillow... get away from me, toadstool." "(GASPS) B-b-b-Blotch!" "I said, get lost!" "(YELLING)" "Mama!" "(DJ ON THE RADIO) ..." "At the hoedown, only on wart." "Getting late." "No frogs." "Ticktock, ticktock." "No frogs." "Okay, so why don't we just call the pet store?" "Pet store?" "In all my years of science, I've never had to pay for it." "I mean, a frog, that is." "Sir, if it's about the money, I can certainly loan you a few dollars." " Stop!" " Don't worry about it." "It's my mad money." " I have no plans to go mad any time soon." " Just stop the car!" "Oh." "I'm gonna get you now, froggies." "Croaker, wake up!" "What is it?" "You're as good as got." "(BARKING)" " (YELLING) - (SNARLING)" "Start the car!" "All right, you." "I'm warning you." "I got a green belt in hop fu." "He does too!" " (CONTINUES BARKING) - (KARATE YELL)" "Stupid hop." "What's going on here?" "(STAMMERING)" "All right, you!" "Y-y-y-you back away from my friend, or I'll..." "Is that a stick?" "I love sticks!" "I love 'em so much." "Are we gonna play fetch?" "Are we?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Uh, what?" "You know, fetch." "You throw the stick, I catch the stick." "It'll be great!" "It's fun." "Come on." "Please!" "Throw the stick." "Come on, throw it." "Uh, okay." "Oh, yeah!" "There, you see?" "That was fun, right?" "That was enjoyable." "Thank you so much." "My name's Pilgrim." "Hi, Pilgrim." "My name is Kermit." "I lost my hop, I think." "And this here is Croaker." "Listen, it was really nice to meet you." " Thanks for everything." "We gotta go." " No, wait!" "Can I be your dog?" "Well, uh, gee, we really don't need a dog." "Come on, you can be my brand-new beloved owners." " What happened to your old owner?" " We were in the car, my head out the window, wind in my fur." " Next thing you know, I'm a stray." " Aw." "Gee, that's, uh, too bad there." "We'll see you around, sister." "Yeah." "Bye-bye." "No, no, no!" "Wait!" "See, if you're my new owners, we can take walks together." "You can groom and feed me, and when I go number two, you can pick it up with a scooper." "Uh, gee, that really sounds nice." "Yeah, yeah, except for the last part there." "Yeah." "But right now we really just gotta find our friends." "Come on, Croaker, let's go." "What?" "A friend?" "See you." "Why didn't you say so?" "Did I mention I'm part bloodhound?" "I can track down anyone." "Lookin' for a frog, lookin' for a frog, lookin' for a frog." "Lookin' for a frog, lookin' for a frog." "Come on." "What do you know?" "I found a frog." "Hey, she's pretty good there." "Yeah, and your nose is cold too." "So what do you say?" "Can I be your dog, huh?" "Oh..." "Excuse us, Pilgrim, for a moment." "Oh, yeah." "Kerm?" "Listen." "We sure could use the help, hmm?" "You know, Pilgrim, frogs don't usually own dogs, but if you'd like to come along..." "Okay." "All right." "Well, here we go." "So, tell me, about these friends of yours..." "Do you have any items or clothing that might have their scent on it?" "Well, no, they're amphibians." "They don't wear any clothes." "Ooh, all right." "Whatever you're into." "So, when did you last see 'em?" "Well, they were taken away by a shiny-wheeled red beast." "Oh." "What?" "Yeah." "Shiny-wheeled red beast?" "Yeah, and it had two evil eyes and big evil teeth, and it left this mark across my otherwise unsullied midsection." "Okay." "Hey, okay, all right, use a tissue, please, huh?" "Okay, see, that was no shiny-wheeled red beast, no." "That was a truck, a red pickup truck with an eight-cylinder engine, a five-speed transmission, AM-FM radio, leather seats and a... a... (SNIFFS) A cup holder." "Cup holder." "A-are you sure?" "I'm positive, and I know just where to look for it too." "Come on." "Hey, this could work out." "(DJ ON THE RADIO) We're back with more from Harry and the hit makers." "KRASSMAN:" "Oh, I'll get those frogs and their little dog too." "Actually, it wasn't a little dog." "It was more medium-sized." "I think it was a schnauzer, maybe a spaniel." "Mary?" "Yes, sir?" "Ooh, doctor, sir." "You don't want to be an assistant scientist forever, do you?" "You want to be a real scientist, like me." "Yes!" "Ever since I saw the wizard of OZ as a kid, I wanted to be a scientist." "What does the Wizard of OZ have to do with science?" "Nothing." "Good." "Well, then just listen to me, my little Dorothy." "Mary." "I'd like to tell you something very special you should do right now..." "To become a real scientist." "Ooh!" "Pearl of wisdom." "Let me get my notebook." "Okay, I'm ready." "Go ahead." "Drive the car." "Oh, that is good." ""Drive..."" "Just drive the car!" "Sorry." "Driving, sir." "Driving." " Snakes is icky." " (RUSSIAN ACCENT) No." "Icky?" "No, Vicki not icky." "I show you icky." "(GROANING) (HYPERVENTILATING)" "Let him go!" "Help!" "Help!" "I am choking life out of him." "Why should I be letting go, huh?" "S-s-so you can choke the life out of me, if you're snake enough." "Ohh, Vicki loves a challenge." "Hmm." "(GASPING)" "Choke a little quieter over there." "I thought you lost your hearing." "Of course, I'd love some herring, but who could eat with all that noise?" "(SCOFFS)" " What are youse doing?" " I can do this, I hope." "Come on, glands, do your stuff!" "(GRUNTING)" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, that itches." "Well?" "This game's over." "Great." "Let's eat." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Is itching." "It itches so!" "It's hideous itching!" "Oh, I must scratch!" "I must scratch!" "Oh, why was I cursed with no hands?" "Oh, scratching!" "Why did youse do that?" "I was helping a friend." "(PANTING) Thanks." "So, Pilgrim, I thought you said going this way was gonna be dangerous." "Yeah, you call this dangerous?" "I'll tell you about dangerous." "Remember this, Krem?" "One time I put a wasps' nest on my head and..." "Started dancing the hokey-pokey just to see what would happen." "Hokey-pokey." "(CHUCKLES) Now, that's dangerous." "Yeah." "All right, simmer down there, happy feet." "We're not out of the woods yet." "What do you mean?" "Wha... (SNIFFING)" " (SQUEALING) - (YELLING)" " Oh, no!" "Help!" " (LAUGHING)" "(CHUCKLING) Wh-what was that?" " Uh, that's called a pig." " A pig, huh?" "I hope I never see another one of those my entire life." "(CROAKER CHUCKLING)" "(GRUNTING) Come on, Blotch!" "You can do it!" "Why ain't youse pushing?" "Well, 'cause you have the strength of ten bullfrogs, while I have the strength of one small paramecium with a groin pull." "Oh." "(GRUNTING)" "Ooh, strong!" "(PANTING) Come on!" "And just where are you two gentlemen off to?" "We're bustin' out, blowin' this joint, flying' the Coop, takin' a powder." "I thought we were leaving." "That too." "Now, that don't make no sense." "Why would you wanna go and do something so silly?" "'Cause we're going home, back to the swamp." "Come on." "Wait!" "But... wait a second." "But you boys is pets now." "Why, you've got nothing to worry about." "Of course I have to worry." "I could get hit by a falling tree." "I could get snatched up by a vicious hawk." "I could eat an overripe palmetto bug." "When you're a toad, danger lurks around every corner. (CAWS)" "(SHRIEKS) Au contraire, not if you are a pet toad." "You see, mon ami, when you're a pet, humans take care of you." "They feed you." "They play with you." "Why, they even clean up your poo-poo." ""Poo-poo"?" "Oui, oui, poo-poo." "Why, you have not lived life until you have lived life as a pet." "♪ What good is sitting ♪" "♪ Alone like this ♪" "♪ You can live a life ♪" "♪ In perpetual bliss ♪ (YELLS)" "♪ No more hunger ♪" "♪ No more pain ♪" "♪ Only 1 in 47 chance of Bein' ♪ ♪ flushed down the drain ♪" "♪ No more worries ♪" "♪ No more strife ♪" "♪ Leap into a whole new ♪ ♪ leash on life ♪" "♪ No chilly nights brr!" "♪ ♪ no more frets ♪" "♪ You can ferret for yourself ♪ ♪ with no regrets ♪" "♪ You'll be a star ♪ ♪ on your own stage ♪" "♪ Even though it is a cage ♪" "♪ It's great to live and laugh ♪ ♪ and love life as a pet ♪" "♪ Life as a pet ♪ ♪ life as a pet ♪" "♪ Life as a pet ♪ ♪ life as a pet ♪" "♪ Well, now, you might lose your ♪ ♪ freedom but look what you will get ♪" "♪ Fancy collars, fancy house ♪" "♪ And every day ♪ ♪ fat little mouse ♪" "♪ It's great to live and laugh ♪ ♪ and love life as a pet ♪" "♪ And every day ♪ ♪ fat little mouse ♪" "♪ It's great to live and laugh ♪ ♪ and love life as a pet ♪" "♪" " Life as a pet ♪ ♪ - life as a pet ♪" "♪" " Life as a pet ♪ ♪ - life as a pet ♪" "♪ When you're petrified warm, fuzzy ♪ ♪ hugs are what you're gonna get ♪" "♪ No more slimy things ♪ ♪ to catch ♪" "♪ Will I get ♪ ♪ my belly scratched ♪" "Every day, baby." "Oh, that sounds nice." "♪ It's great to live and laugh ♪ ♪ and love life as a pet ♪" "♪ No gettin' squished ♪ ♪ on a bumpy road ♪" "♪ All the flies you wish ♪ ♪ sounds good. ♪" "♪ But what's in it for a toad ♪" "♪ No more Bein' a vagabond you ♪ ♪ gotta think outside the pond ♪" "♪ It's great to live and laugh ♪ ♪ and love life as a pet ♪" "♪" " Life as a pet ♪ ♪ - life as a pet ♪" "♪" " Life as a pet ♪ ♪ - life as a pet ♪" "♪ When you're petrified warm, fuzzy ♪ ♪ hugs are what you're gonna get ♪" "♪ I see a Lily pad ♪ ♪ etched in gold ♪" "♪ Man, you got me ♪ ♪ now I'm sold ♪" "♪ It's great to live and laugh ♪ ♪ and love life as a pet ♪" "Hey, rabbit!" "Where do we sign up?" "♪ It's great to live ♪ ♪ and laugh and love ♪" "♪ Life as a pet ♪" "♪ Life as a pet ♪ ♪ even me!" "♪" "♪ Life as a pet ♪ ♪ (VOCALIZING) ♪" "♪ Life as a pet ♪" "Where youse going?" "Back in the tank." "I thought we was going to escape." "You heard the singing animals." "Being a pet is everything I always wanted in life:" "Safety, security and generous health benefits." "But what about the swamp?" "Frogs belong in the swamp." "I'm a toad." "Hey, I know!" "You could come with me." "We could be pets together." "It'll be swell." "If you say so, but I'm not too sure about this." "So are we there yet?" "Are you sure we're not lost?" "Ah, no, we're not lost, fellas." "This is it." "Oh." "I tell you, that red truck is as good as got." " Hey, there it is!" " Oh!" "Hey!" "I got it, I got it!" "(PANTING)" "Here, let me give you a hand." "Hmm." "(PANTING)" "Hey, what happened?" "Oh, I lost the red truck." "Where's Kermit?" "Oh, he's right behind me." " Red truck!" " Red truck!" "I'm on it." "Believe me when I tell you this was a vicious mongrel..." "Rabid, covered with fleas..." "A horrible, bloodthirsty stray." "With really cute, floppy ears." "Tell him about the ears." "Will you please shut up?" "Sorry, sir." "I just thought that was a very important point of identification." "But they weren't floppy." "They were rigid in attack mode." "Oh, they were floppy." "This was a dangerous animal." "That's the dog!" "Get him!" "See?" "Floppy ears, just like I said." "Go!" "Get him now!" "Run, doggie!" "Come on, guys." "Hop on." "All right." "Let's hide in there." "CROAKER:" "What is this place, huh?" "It's a movie theater." "They show moving pictures up there." "Shh!" "Mmm." "Now, this stuff is good, even though it sticks to my teeth." "You don't have teeth." "Oh, yeah." "(CHUCKLES)" " Let me try some of that." " Go ahead." "Help yourself." "(ACTOR ON SCREEN) ..." "In order to obtain this property for me." "Kermit, you want some of this?" "Before any of us could make a move to interfere, sadly snatched a dagger from the table and killed him." "(SWORDS CLASHING)" " (ALL GASP)" " Get the girl!" "(GASPS) I guess that dog catcher's gonna be gone by now." "Capture him!" "All right, Krem, let's go." "I wanna do that." "Hit each other with sticks?" "I've done that." "It ain't great." "No, no, no." "I mean I wanna be in the movies." "Ah, you'd never make it." "What do you mean?" "Well, look at them." "They're 15 foot tall and flat." "The movies is no place for a frog." "Now, come on." "Hmm?" "Okay." "Hey, Statler, I'm sure glad the frog put us in his movie." "Hmm?" "Why?" "So people can see how young we look?" "No, so we don't have to watch it." "(BOTH LAUGH)" "Boy, it's late." "I didn't realize we were in there so long." "Oh, I'm afraid this is gonna make it even more difficult to find that red truck." "Yeah, but let's not give up now." "We can do it, you know?" "Yeah, nothing can stand in our way." "That's it." "I can't even walk straight." "We're never gonna find Goggles." "Yes, we are." "(SCOFFS)" "What is he talking about?" "Aah, who kno... kno... knows?" "I'm gonna go up really, really high and look for the red truck." "PILGRIM:" "That's crazy." "I should've thought of that." "I've never been up this high before." "I feel like a bird or a cloud..." "Or a star." "So this is what it's like to see the whole world." "Wow!" "I wish I could just stay up here forever and just sail along..." "Until I reach the..." "The red truck!" "I'm coming for you, Goggles!" "(GASPING) Oh, no." "Oh, no!" "I'm coming for you right now!" "(YELLING)" "Uh, don't worry, Goggles!" "I'll get you out of there!" "(CHITTERS, SCREECHES) You're not Goggles." "Goggles!" "(ECHOING)" "(PHONE RINGING)" " Wilson's pet shop." " Wilson, it's Krassman." "Hey, Mr. Krassman!" "Pardon me." "Dr. Mr. Krassman." "Uh, how are things at George Washington?" "Cut the small talk." "I need frogs, lots of frogs." "You got frogs." "I want frogs." "Okay, let me get this straight." "You want frogs." " Yes!" "Yes." "How many do you have?" " Let me check." "Let me see." "One, two, three..." "Oh, no!" "Somebody wants a pet, and he's choosing those frogs." "I guess nobody's ever gonna want a pet toad. (SIGHS)" "Hey, thought I forgot about you two, huh?" "Uh-uh-uh." "Everyone's going to George Washington." "Who's George Washington?" "Probably our new owner." "Oh, boy, Blotch!" "We're gonna be pets!" "Well, Mr. Dr. Krassman, I've got a dozen frogs and one toad." "Oh, joy!" "Marvelous!" "Bring them over tonight." "We'll be working late." "All righty." "(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)" "(TOY SQUEAKS)" "(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)" "Well, looks like it's just me and you, pal." "I don't know." "I..." "I only wish you could help me find my friends. (SQUEAKS)" "(GASPS) Oh, Kermit." "A squeaky toy?" "(LAUGHS)" "You have a squeaky toy!" "(PANTING, SNIFFING)" "Ooh, a squeaky toy." "That's a squeaky toy!" "(PANTING)" " May I?" " Sure." "Be my guest." "(PANTING) (SQUEAKING)" "Croaker, you gotta try this." "This squeaky toy is so good." "You're gonna love this!" "Here." "(PANTING)" "(SQUEAKS)" "Fun, huh?" "CROAKER:" "Oh, yeah, boy, that's just great there." "(WHISTLES) Okay." "So, Kermit, did you find that red truck, huh?" "I found it." "I even got in it." "Oh, yeah?" "But Blotch and Goggles weren't there." "I'm starting to think you're right." "I don't think we'll ever find them." " Yeah, but..." " (GARBLED, SQUEAKING)" " Excuse me?" " I think I know where they are." "You do?" "Mm-hmm." "They're at the pet store." "Oh, okay." "So long, pet store." "Hello, good life." "(ENGINE STARTS)" "(SNIFFING)" "I can smell it now:" "Flea collars, leather leashes." "(SIGHS) To be a pet again, taken care of by my very own humans." "I thought she didn't like humans." "Anyway, squeaky toys come from the pet store, and this building is a pet store." "So Goggles and Blotch must be in there." "(CHUCKLES) Right." "Oh. (SNIFFING) Hey." "Hmm?" "(LAUGHING)" "KERMIT:" "What is it, Pilgrim?" "Did you find something?" "CROAKER:" "What is she sniffing for now?" "Pilgrim, what are you... (LAUGHING) Will ya look at that?" "What?" "Somebody threw away a perfectly good piece of rawhide." "KERMIT:" "Rawhide?" "CROAKER:" "Ugh." "I can't believe it." "Listen." "Come on, Croaker, let's go in and get 'em." "Yeah, sure, but how?" "Well, if we could get up to that window up there..." " Come on, that's way too high." " Not for the best hopper I know." "Oh, yeah?" "Who's..." "No, I don't think so." "Remember, I lost my hop." "Oh, come on, Croaker, you're still the best hopper in the whole swamp." "Sure, in the swamp maybe, but here, no." "Swamp, here..." "What's the difference?" "This." "See?" "Right here." "(SCOFFS)" "Look, that's exactly why you can do it." "The tire tracks?" "No, no, what's inside." "That's what makes you a great hopper." "Y-you really think so?" "I know so." "Well, all right." "I-I'll give it a shot." "I-I-I'll try it." "Okay?" "Oh, goody!" "I guess I oughta go back here." "Okay." " You can do it!" " I need to get my bearings here." "I believe in you." "Whoa-oa-oa!" "You did it, Croaker!" "(PANTING, LAUGHING)" "I still got it, baby." " Okay, Pilgrim, give me a boost." " Hmm?" " Hey, Croaker, how'd you get up there?" " I got my hop back." "PILGRIM:" "Okay, get on." "Here, Krem, give me your hand." "Okay, a little higher, Pilgrim." "All right." "Kerm, easy." "Now pull." "Oh!" "Ah, okay." "Easy." "I got ya." " I'll guard the alley." " We did it." "We're in." "(BOTH YELL, GROAN)" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "You?" "I think so." "Goggles?" "Blotch!" "Goggles!" "Come on out, you guys." "(HISSING)" "Did, uh..." "Did you hear a sound?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I did." "(HISSING CONTINUES)" "(YELLING)" "Are you two ugly frogs looking for other ugly frogs?" "Yeah, we're looking for a little toad and a great big bullfrog." " Mm-hmm." " Yes, I know these two." "I was very close with these two." "Wait a second." "Was very close?" " What have you done with our friends?" " Vicki has done nothing." "All frogs were taken to George Washington." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, who's he?" "That I do not know." "But this I do know." "Once you go to George Washington, you never come back." "(HISSING) But... h-h-hey, wait." "W..." "Well, I don't believe it, Croaker." "They're gone..." "Forever." "Kerm?" "Wait a second." "What are we gonna do?" "(SIGHS) We go home." "W-wait a second." "Home?" "Look, we don't belong here." "This place is too big for us." "We should have never left the swamp." "Wait a second." "Listen, Krem." "Hmm?" "Um, I'm just..." "I'm just thinking out loud here, but..." "Maybe we oughta just take a deep breath and sleep on it tonight, huh?" "Who could sleep at a time like this?" "Yeah, that's true." "I mean, I'm wide awake..." "Sitting on this little, cushy kitty bed here..." "With a nice pillow and the... (SNORING)" "(SIGHS)" "Oh, yes." "Oh, thank goodness!" "I was so worried we wouldn't get any frogs this year." "Well, you don't have to worry anymore." "True." "It's the frogs' turn to worry." "Oh, frogs don't worry." "Good night, Wilson." "Frogs are peaceable creatures." "When I was a young'un, I pretended I was a frog." "Good night, Wilson." " I never worried at all." " (SHOUTING) Good night, Wilson!" "Good night there, Dr. Mr. Krassman." "(INHALES, SIGHS)" "Do you smell that, Mary?" "Pond scum?" "Victory!" "The frogs..." "Are mine!" "(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)" "Yes!" "Who's that?" "That must be our new owner, George Washington." "He seems so happy." "He has such a melodious laugh." "Hmm." "My star." "(VOICE) Kermit." "Is that you, Mom?" "No, Kermit." "It's me, your star from the swamp." "Well, wow." "Tell me, star, what should I do?" "Do what's in your heart." "But I'm so small, and this place is so big." "I'll never find Goggles and Blotch." "I know you will, Kermit." "I believe in you." "Y-you do?" "Well, thanks, star." "Anytime, Herman." "Uh, th-that's Kermit." "(CHUCKLES) Kermit." "Kermit, yeah." "Kermit." "Kermit?" "Huh?" "Who are you talkin' to, Krem?" "I-I-i was just talking to my star." " You were talking to your star?" " Mm-hmm." "You mean the voices?" "Yeah." "(CHUCKLES) And?" " And we're not giving up." " (CROAKER CHUCKLES)" "(KERMIT AND CROAKER "RIBBITING")" "Ribbit." "Ribbit!" "(SCOFFS) I must be hearing things." "("RIBBITING" CONTINUES)" "I could have sworn I delivered all the frogs last night." "Ribbit!" "Hey, what are we doing here anyway?" "We're volunteering to go to George Washington." "Yeah, but you heard the snake." "When you go to George Washington, you never come back." "Well, don't worry, Croaker." "Oh, I'm not worried." "I'm psyched." "Eh, ribbit." "Ribbit!" "Ribbit!" "Ribbit?" "Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!" "Hmm." "Hey, ribbit." "Ribbit." "("RIBBITING" CONTINUES)" "There you are. (CHUCKLES) ♪ I gotcha ♪" "♪ Uh-huh, huh you thought I ♪ ♪ didn't see you now, didn't ya ♪" "♪ Uh-huh, huh you tried to ♪ ♪ sneak by me now, didn't ya ♪" "♪ Uh-huh, huh now, give ♪ ♪ me what you promised me ♪" "♪ Give it here ♪ ♪ come on, hey ♪" "♪ Good god, hey ♪" "♪ Hey ♪" "Okay, I got this part of the plan, but how do we get out of this box?" "There's nothing in here but you, me and a bunch of sticks." "You'll see." "Oh, I love it when I don't know what's going on." "♪ Give it to me now ♪ ♪ hey ♪" "♪ I gotcha shouldn't ♪ ♪ made a promise to me ♪" "♪ I gotcha you never should ♪ ♪ have promised to me ♪" "♪ I gotcha give it ♪ ♪ on here I gotcha ♪" "♪ You thought you got away from ♪ ♪ me, didn't ya but no, I gotcha ♪" "♪ (LAUGHING) I gotcha ♪ ♪ give it on up ♪" "♪ I gotcha ♪ ♪ give it on here ♪" "♪ I gotcha you tried to sneak ♪ ♪ by me now, didn't ya ♪" "♪ (LAUGHING) ♪ ♪ I gotcha, whoa, I gotcha ♪" "Froggies." "Let's find Goggles and Blotch." "Yeah, yeah." "But look at this place." "That George Washington sure has a big house." "(ALARM BUZZES) (GASPS) What was that?" "Lots of kids too." "(BUZZES)" "(GASPS) (GASPS, SIGHS)" "Hey, how'd you find us?" "You know what?" "All those years of car chasing finally paid off." " Yeah." " (ALARM BUZZES)" "Books?" "Sloppy Joes?" "(PANTING)" "Pimple cream?" "Wait." "What are we doing at a high school?" "Shh." "What's the matter, Pilgrim?" "There's only one thing that frogs do at a high school." " They croak." " What are you talkin' about?" "We frogs croak all the..." "Time." "No, no, no, no." "I mean croak croak." "Forever croak." "Your friends are in trouble." " We gotta help 'em." " Yeah." "♪ You're so far from home ♪ ♪ in the road you've taken ♪" "♪" " It's way too long and your ♪ ♪ knees are shaking - (CHEERING) ♪" "♪ You're tossing and turning ♪" "♪ Your wheels all night ♪" "♪ When the world's ♪ ♪ so complicated ♪" "♪ You wanna run and hide ♪" "♪ And you just ♪ ♪ can't calculate it ♪" "♪ How to get home and hide ♪" "♪ When the world's ♪ ♪ so complicated ♪" "♪ You wonder what is right ♪" "♪ When the world ♪ ♪ gets me down ♪" "♪ I'll get you home tonight ♪" "♪ Do what you can and never ♪ ♪ say never (GRUNTS) ♪" "Lousy form, but he sure nailed that landing." "♪ Keep ridin' that wave ♪ ♪ it'll soon get better ♪" "♪ Telling yourself ♪" "♪ It'll be all right ♪" "♪ When the world's ♪ ♪ so complicated ♪" "♪ You wanna run and hide ♪" "♪ And you just can't ♪ ♪ calculate it ♪" "♪ How can I be tired ♪" "♪ When the world's ♪ ♪ so complicated ♪" "♪ You want to run and ♪ ♪ hide (BARKING) ♪" "♪ When the world ♪ ♪ gets me down ♪" "♪ I'll get you right ♪ ♪ to the end this time ♪" "Psst." "It's me." "That was close." "Thanks, Pilgrim." "Come on." "What now, fellas?" "Just gotta find Blotch and Goggles." "Got ya!" "Put a collar on you, take your friend here to biology class." "Biology class?" "(GASPS)" "(ALARM BUZZES)" "Ah." "Very good specimen indeed." "I was against the toad at first, but I think he'll make a nice addition." "Very nice indeed." "Yes, yes, yes." "He likes me!" "I bet I'll get my own room!" "Well, class." "Today is one of my favorite days of the entire school year..." "Because today we're going to find out..." "What makes those little amphibious creatures over there tick." "You know how we're going to do it?" "By taking them apart." "(GROANING) Gross!" "What's that mean?" "Maybe he's taking us to a party." "I love parties!" "Yes, class." "It's time to dissect a frog." " (ALL GROANING)" " Oh, gross!" " Gross!" " What's "dissect" mean?" "I don't know, but I bet it's delicious." "To begin, I shall have my teaching assistant" "Mary explain the dissection procedure." "Mary." "Mary!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Sorry, sir." "Dissection." "Would you kindly explain the procedure?" "All right." "Okay." "Here." "The initial incision begins right here at the neck, and then you drag your scalpel down through the sternum..." "And across here at an angle..." "Right past the stomach." "Oh, I get it." "Dissection must be some kind of full-body massage." "No, it's not a massage." "It's a full-body "massacre-ization."" "You see the stomach cavity there." "Of course, ignorant of the fact that it's had its last meal." "They're gonna cut us apart!" "What?" "But we're his pets." "He can't do that." "That was not in the brochure." "Oh, this is bad!" "I'm late for Krassman's class." "Ooh, biology, your favorite." "Yeah, right." "And then the dissection is complete, and you dispose of the..." "little body," "Mary... once and for all tramping out..." "Its dreams of ever having a full and happy Froggy life." " Mary!" " Yes, sir?" "That will be all!" "Now, let's try the real thing." "I shall select a specimen and do the first dissection myself, and then each of you..." "Will get to dissect your own frog." "Oh, gross!" "If you spare me, I'll be a good toad..." "And never use my poison gland in an unkind manner ever again." "Amen." "What are you doing?" "Helpin' a friend." "Mary, could you help me here?" "(GROWLING)" "(KNOCKING) Oh, bother!" " (BARKING)" " Wilson!" "What are you doing with that mad dog in here?" "Get that vicious beast away!" " I got you another frog." " Mary, go get the frog." "I'll take this one." "(BARKING CONTINUES)" "Out, Wilson!" "Get that dog out of here now!" " Come on, girl." " Put it in the tank." "Hey, wait a minute." "I've got a better idea." "I'm getting rid of this one." "Come, my little buddy." "(CHUCKLING)" "This may hurt you more than it hurts me." "Croaker!" "Oh!" "Oh, this is bad." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Any last words, frog?" "(CACKLING) (PILGRIM BARKING)" "Oh, Miss Segland." "I'd like to thank you for finally joining us." "Would you see me after class, please?" "Yes, sir." "To show you how easy this is, I believe I'll have Mary..." "Do the dissection." "Sir?" "Do the dissection." "Sir." "What now?" "I can't do it." "But I thought you wanted to be a real scientist." "I'm sorry, sir." "I won't do it." "I just won't do it." "There's no place like home." "There's no place like home." "If she only had a brain." "(WHIMPERING) Calm down." "Hey, calm down." "Good girl." "It's okay." "Hey, you're good with animals." "It's okay." "Thanks." "I wonder why she's so riled up." "Maybe the frogs in there are her friends, huh?" "Well, I guess I'll have to do this myself." "First, you take the scalpel in your hand..." "And hold it firmly..." "Kermit's trying to save Croaker." "He needs our help." "Between your thumb and index finger." "And then, beginning just below the neck, you will make an incision approximately three inches in length." "I'll handle this." "Give me a lift." "Okay." "I'm not meant for this heavy lifting." "(PANTING)" "(CHORTLING)" "There's nothing like a good dissection." "(ALL GASPING)" "Don't be scared." "This is going to be fun." "(GASPS)" "I guess it doesn't matter which frog I dissect." "What do you think this is, the movies?" "You little rapscallion!" "You can't outsmart me." "I'm a ninth grade science teacher, for heaven's sake!" "My little green buddy, I think it's time for your biology lesson." "(GROWLING, CHOMPING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Whoa!" "(GRUNTING)" "(MUFFLED GRUNTING)" "(GASPS)" "Stop!" "(WHIMPERING)" "What did you say?" "I said stop!" "You... you spoke." "That's right." "I can talk." "We all can." "I don't believe it." "Everyone says we shouldn't talk to humans, but I think the problem is that we haven't talked..." "Or listened to each other." "So y-you might not even listen now, but..." "These are all my friends, and I'm gonna ask you, please, let the frogs go." "(CHANTING) Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "(WHINING, BARKING)" "What's going on?" "Let's let her in." "Hurry." "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" "Let the frogs go!" " Let the frogs go!" " Stop!" " (BARKS) - (HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)" "It's true!" "Frogs can talk." "When I was a boy, in biology class," "I had to dissect my first frog." "Stop!" "What did you say?" "I said stop." "You spoke?" "(MAN'S LOW VOICE) Hugo Krassman, dissect your frog!" "But I can't." "It spoke to me." "(CHANTING) Froggy pants, Froggy pants." "No." "It's true!" "Krassman is a Froggy pants." "Tell them what you told me." "Speak to me." "Froggy pants, Froggy pants." "I'm not a Froggy pants!" "Krassman is a Froggy pants." "Please!" "No!" "You see, for years I had to prove to them that I wasn't a Froggy pants." "But I'm not." "I'm not a Froggy pants." "Frogs do talk." "Mm-hmm." "Please talk to me." "Just say something, anything." "You are a certifiable nutball." " Thank you!" " All right, back it up." "Back it up." "Okay." "I understand." "It's all right." "They talked to me!" "They talked to me!" "Class dismissed." "Ah!" "I'm not a Froggy pants!" "(CHEERING)" "Come here, friend." "♪ Born to wander ♪ ♪ born to run ♪" "♪ Chasing fame ♪ ♪ trying to make a name ♪" "(KERMIT NARRATING) It was only two days since we'd left the swamp..." "And first traveled down this road, but it seemed like a lifetime." "♪ Are youse tough or a hero ♪ ♪ gotta know which ♪" "♪ When you feel the need ♪ ♪ gotta scratch the itch ♪" "♪ But nothing comes off ♪ ♪ without a hitch ♪" "♪ No way ♪" "♪ You gotta follow ♪" "♪ Follow your star ♪" "♪ Yeah, you follow ♪" "♪ No matter how far ♪" "♪ And now we know ♪ ♪ wherever we roam ♪" "♪ We'll never find a place ♪ ♪ like home ♪" "I sure wish I had a home." "KERMIT:" "Thanks for the ride." "Thank you very much, Mr. Wilson." "Hey, Pilgrim." "How'd you like to be my dog?" "(BARKS)" "Kermit!" "Hey, Kermit!" "I've got an owner again." "I'm goin' home!" "We all are, Pilgrim." "Come on, guys." "Okay, bye!" "Bye-bye." "GOGGLES:" "Oh, boy, that was so exciting." "KERMIT:" "Okay, guys." "This is the way." "I tell you, I can't wait to get back to the swamp." "Ah, to once again bathe in the stagnant ooze." "Yeah, but, you know, guys, uh," "I kind of liked all the craziness out here, you know?" "I-I mean, it was scary, but I don't know." "I think I'll miss it." "Well, who knows, Kermit?" "Maybe you'll come back here again someday." "CROAKER:" "Hey, stranger things have happened." "Yeah, and that was just today." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "That's true." "Come on, guys, let's go home." "One thing didn't change..." "Goggles and Croaker and Blotch and Pilgrim and I are still buddies." "You know, I've made a lot of great friends in my life, but there's something special about the friends from back home." "Yup." "You know, the ones you knew when you were just a young frog, just reaching for your star." "Hey, welcome home, Kermit!" "Oh!" "See ya." "Hey!" "Welcome home!" "Hi there, Goggles." "Now, where are those pu-pu platters at?" "(LAUGHING)" "♪ Zip zibbit za ba ♪" "♪ (CONTINUES SCATTING) ♪" "♪ Whoo!" "Whoo!" "another ♪ ♪ beautiful day in the swamp ♪" "(LAUGHING)" "♪ (CONTINUES SCATTING) ♪" "♪ Why are there so many songs ♪ ♪ about rainbows (SCREAMING) ♪" "♪ And what's on the other side ♪" "♪ Rainbows are visions ♪ ♪ but only illusions ♪" "♪ And rainbows have nothing to ♪ ♪ hide oh!" "That's gotta hurt. ♪" "♪ So we've been told and ♪ ♪ some choose to believe it ♪" "That's busted." "That's busted." "♪ I know they're wrong ♪ ♪ wait and see ♪" "Psst." "(MUTTERING)" "♪ Someday we'll find it ♪ ♪ the rainbow connection ♪" "For god's sakes." "How did we do that?" "I don't know." "How'd I get in here?" "(VACUUM WHIRRING)" "♪ Who said that every wish would be heard ♪ ♪ and answered you're my best friend. ♪" "♪ When wished ♪ ♪ on the morning star ♪" "♪ Somebody thought of that and someone ♪ ♪ believed it I'm break dancing. ♪" "♪ Look what it's done so far ♪ ♪ everybody dance now ♪" "♪ What's so amazing ♪" "You said without Blotch." "Knock it off." "Don't touch me." "Knock it off." "Don't touch me." "♪ Someday we'll find it the rainbow ♪ ♪ connection don't touch me!" "♪" "♪ The lovers, the dreamers ♪ ♪ and me ♪" "Oh, my knee." "Oh, my bad knee." "(GROANING)" "Uh, Mr. director, sir, I don't feel I should go back into Kermit's mouth again." "Uh, last time I was in there, it was just a bit stinky." "Can't we use C.G. Or something?" "Where the heck are we?" "You got us lost, you loser!" "Whoa!" "Look out for the power lines!" "♪ I know they're wrong ♪ ♪ wait and see (LAUGHTER) ♪" "Why did I ever agree to do my own stunts?" "♪ The rainbow connection ♪ ♪ help!" "♪" "♪ The lovers, the dreamers ♪ ♪ and me (LOUD CRASH) ♪" "♪ All of us under its spell ♪ ♪ (RETCHING) ♪" "It's all right." "It's all right." "We'll do another take." "Can I have the nurse, please?" "♪ Have you been half asleep ♪ ♪ (LAUGHING) ♪" "♪ Have you heard voices okay, okay!" "♪ ♪ You broke me!" "I'm lying. ♪" "♪ I heard them calling my name I'm ♪ ♪ a bad, bad toad." "I need a spanking. ♪" "♪ Spank me!" "Spank me!" "is this the sweet ♪ ♪ sound that calls the young sailors ♪" "This kid should've had a nice Italian cuff put on these trousers." "♪ (LAUGHTER) I've heard ♪ ♪ it too many times ♪" "♪ To ignore it wait a minute. ♪ ♪ Every scene's a nude scene!" "♪" "You know that cat bed?" "Yeah." "That's a cat litter box." "Oh, for god's sakes." "(GROANING) How was that?" "♪ (LAUGHTER) la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ la-la-la ♪" "(MUTTERING)" "Thank you, everyone." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Why, yes, I'm incredible." "Thank you, thank you." "(DJ ON THE RADIO) Great tunes from wart." "All swamp all the time." "♪ Somewhere there's a river ♪" "♪ Lookin' for a stream ♪" "♪ Somewhere there's a dreamer ♪" "♪ Lookin' for a dream ♪" "♪ Somewhere there's a drifter ♪" "♪ Trying to find his way ♪" "♪ Somewhere someone's waiting ♪" "♪ To hear somebody say ♪" "♪ I believe ♪" "♪ In you ♪" "♪ I can't even count the ways ♪" "♪ That I believe ♪" "♪ In you ♪" "♪ And all I want to do ♪ ♪ is help you to ♪" "♪ Believe in you ♪" "♪ Somewhere someone's reachin' ♪" "♪ Tryin' to grab that ring ♪" "♪ Somewhere ♪ ♪ there's a silent voice ♪" "♪ Learnin' how to sing ♪" "♪ Some of us can't move ahead ♪" "♪ We're paralyzed with fear ♪" "♪ And everybody's listening ♪" "♪ 'Cause we all need to hear ♪" "♪ I believe ♪" "♪ In you ♪" "♪ I can't even count the ways ♪" "♪ That I believe ♪" "♪ In you ♪" "♪ And all I want to do ♪ ♪ is help you to ♪" "♪ Believe in you ♪" "♪ I will hold you up ♪ ♪ I will help you stand ♪" "♪ I will comfort you ♪ ♪ when you need a friend ♪" "♪ I will be the voice ♪ ♪ that's calling out ♪" "♪ I believe ♪" "♪ In you ♪" "♪ And there are just ♪ ♪ so many ways ♪" "♪ That I ♪" "♪ Believe in you ♪" "♪ Baby, what else can I do ♪" "♪ I believe in you ♪" "♪ I believe ♪ ♪ oh-oh ♪" "♪ Believe in you ♪" "♪ All I want to know ♪ ♪ is you believe ♪" "♪ Yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ Believe in you ♪"