"Ripped by Michoo (michoo22@o2.pl)" "Whoa-oh" "Yeah" "Superstar" "I'm rolling with my windows dropped" "Wind blowing, about 6 o'clock" "Then this feeling came over me" "Got to find myself a pretty young thing" "She said" "Your car is lookin' real smooth" "And you're lookin' kinda cute, too" "But, boy, I don't even know you" "Where the hell you think we're going to?" "Girlfriend had a little spark" "So I parked the car and just walked" "I don't mean no disrespect" "No, just tryin' to see what you was made of" "Superstar, oh" "Face from a movie screen" "Superstar" "Like the cover of a magazine" "No matter what you do" "No matter what you do, girl" "You'll always be my superstar" "Superstar" "I love you now" "Oh-ho" "I love you now" "Superstar" "It's so funny how we're getting you..." "Face from a movie screen" "Yeah" "Superstar" "Baby, be mine" "Like the cover of a magazine" "Oh-oh-oh-oh" "What would you do?" "Oh-oh-oh" "You'll always be my superstar" "Superstar" "Believe me" "I'm your number one fan" "I'm your number one, say it now" "How far?" "Uh-huh" "Ow!" "My name is Peaches, Oh, yeah" "I'm gettin' money, oh, yeah" "The boys gonna want me, oh, yeah" "But I'm gonna say, "Ge-ge-get on back" ""Ge-ge-get on back"" "Ow!" "Today is the day" "That I get my mon-ey, oh, oh" "I'm gonna be a rapper." "Today..." "let me pour me some coffee... gettin' my cash..." " Hello?" " Hey, Peaches." "Hey, girl!" "What's happening?" "Girl, shouldn't you be gone by now?" "Yeah, I'm runnin' a little late, 'cause that's what I do!" "Ha ha!" "What if Nana didn't leave you no dough?" "No, stop trippin', 'cause you know I'm sure..." "Nana took care of her favorite grandbaby." "Angie won't need anything 'cause she won the hair show." "Girl, I know." "Can you believe that heifer won?" "Don't hate on Angie." "No, no." "I am not hating on Angie." "All I'm saying is she would've lost... had it not been for my design." "You did help her out." "Tell me about it." "She had the nerve... to offer me 10% of her winnings." "Ha ha!" " Did you take it?" " Hell, yeah, I took it!" "But that's beside the point." "Everybody's loving her because she hit the big one." "Oh, yeah." "I heard." "She was on the cover of "Upscale."" "Yeah, I heard." "Miss girl... oh, damn." "Girl, I just sprayed furniture polish on my dress." ""Salon Sense" is trying to get at her now." " Angie came up." " Yeah, I heard." "She's rollin'." "Miss Girl is just flossin'... drivin' around in her new car..." "in her fresh little car dough." "After today, if I don't ever see her ass again... that's fine with me..." " You know better than that..." " Yeah, whatever." "Mm-hmm." "And don't you call askin' for none of my damn money." " You're crazy." "Good-bye." " Bye!" "Heh." "Oh." "What the hell..." "Oh, I done put salt in my coffee..." "I done put furniture polish on my dress." "Calm it down." "After today, you can get a maid to pour your shit... and put your clothes in the cleaners." "Ow!" "Angela, I'm afraid we're gonna have to begin." "OK." "Now, the following is the last will and..." "Whoo!" "Sorry I'm late, baby." "Traffic." "Ha ha!" "Uh, Miss Whitaker, I'm Seymour Gold." "Judging by the looks of this office..." "I'm sure you see more gold than Master P's dentist." "Ha ha ha!" "That was a good one, wasn't it?" "Hey, baby." "I'm Peaches..." "Peaches Whitaker." "Yes, you are." "Ha ha ha!" "All right." "So I know y'all are ready." "We're gonna get this thing started... see what Nana talkin' about." "Lipstick..." " Peaches?" " Uh-huh?" "Would you have a seat, please?" "Oh, sure, baby." "I'm sorry." "Do you, Seymour." "Do you, player." " Hello, Peaches." " Angela." "Well, I guess we'd better dive right in." "We're here to read the last will and testament... of your grandmother, Miss Ruby Whitaker." ""I, Norma Ruby Whitaker..." ""do hereby bequeath the following:" ""To my church of fifty years..." "Faithful Central Mount Zion..." ""Missionary Southern Baptist Church of God in Christ..." ""where the Grand Bishop Reverend Dr. Marshall Pettaway presides..." ""I leave the sum of $50,000."" "Uncle Bishop?" "Uncle Bishop." "Ain't that a damn shame?" ""To my darling granddaughter Angela..." ""keep this family together and follow your dream." ""I leave the sum of $75,000."" ""To my wonderful Peaches..."" "Heh heh." ""Once you get wisdom, you'll have all you desire." ""I leave you my most prized possession..."" "Hmm." ""My Bible."" ""Nana Ruby."" "That's it?" "That's it." "Uh..." "Seymour... are you missing a page up on the will?" "No, not that I can tell." "Mm-hmm." "You're sure?" "As far as I know." "Mm-hmm." "Mm." "The Bible." "That's it." " That's it." " That's it." "So, uh..." "Uh, Mr. Gold... thank you for an interesting morning." " Peaches, I..." " Uh!" "And would you kindly tell my perfect sister that... that she wins again?" "I'll take the Bible." "Come on and pack your bags" "And take a trip with me" "There's more to life than what we see" "You say the kids won't listen" "And lately he's been trippin'" "I think some time away is just what we need" "I know the place where we can get away" "Where the sun is shinin'..." "Good morning." "Angelle's." "Hello, it's Mrs. Cartwright." "Is Jun Ni in?" "Uh, no." "Not for another hour." "OK, I'd like to book a pedicure." "Ah, one second." "Do you have an 11:00?" "11-ish?" " You could see Jun Ni at 11:00." " Oh, terrific." "OK, I'll put you down." "My pleasure." " Thank you." " Bye-bye." "Brian, it's ready!" "Thank you, baby." "Whoo." "Mm." "Mmm!" "What's wrong?" "Nothin'." "Nothin'." "There's nothin' wrong." "Whew!" "Look at the time." "I gotta go." "Baby, I'm trying to cook for you the way you like it." "You sure you don't want to try one more bite?" "Heh heh." "Maybe later, OK?" "I gotta watch my health..." "my shape." "Come on, Jun Ni." "You know I didn't really marry you for your cooking." "I married you 'cause you like to try new things." "Right?" "Right?" "This is why I married you." "Mmm." "Mmm-mmm." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." " Hello?" " Hi, Brian." "Is Jun Ni there?" "Yeah, she's right here." "Hold on." " I love you, baby." " I love you, too." "OK, now put that out." "I mean, put it up." "OK." "Hello?" "Hey, Jun Ni." "You have an 11:00 pedicure." "OK." "What's wrong?" "Brian hates my cooking." "Trust me, sweetie." "He didn't marry you for your cooking." "You change your mind yet?" "No." "Angelle, she your only family." "See you at 11:00, Jun Ni." "The twice-as-sexy three-time defending champion... give it to her." "Do it!" "Ow!" "In the store, y'all." "Uh, Pierre." "I think I need to get me... a trophy case for all my trophies." "Yes, Miss Girl, you are, because the bamboo sticks are tired." "And your trophies are rolling over into Miss Debra's area... and you know she don't have any." "OK, you zip it." "And you need to get to work on time." "Cuttin' Up opens at 10:00, OK?" "Oh, Miss Debra." "I won't lie to you, girl." "I overslept." "And I didn't get breakfast." "OK?" "Ha ha ha!" "Hey, Betty." "Hey, Sharina." "Prom do, right, baby?" "Yeah, and you know what, Peaches?" "We want to make sure she gets an elegant chignon." "Come on, baby." "I don't know even know what a chignon is." "It's the finest piece of meat you can get." "What?" "It come in a big, long tube..." "You stupid..." "that's "mignon."" "Oh, OK." "What you want, baby?" "I got the Halle, the Janet... the Ashanti, the Beyonce... and if your funds are tight, the Badu." "Ashanti, that's my girl." "I love her." "Oh, yeah." "You're gonna look real good in that." "Hi, welcome to Cuttin' Up." "I'm Pierre." "How can I help you?" "I'm looking for Patrice Elaine Whitaker." "Um... can you... can you excuse me a minute, baby?" "I can take care of it." "Uh, Debra." "I need you to cover for me." "Fill in the hole..." "I will not." "You got one in the chair and three waiting." "You can forget it." "Cover for me." "I said no." "And if you even think about leaving this shop... you ain't got to worry about coming back." "I'm Agent Scott, Internal Revenue Service." "Ooh!" "Um... did I say "Pierre"?" "My name is Pedro." "I don't even work here." "Pedro." "P-e-d-r-o." "Pedro." "No habla ingles." "Pierre, where is she?" "Um... she sits there." "That's all her shit." "The trophies..." "We've got a runner!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "What's the rush, Miss Whitaker?" "Well, I always run like this... when a big black man with one good eye... and a little white man in a cheap suit... come to this part of town." "Sister, you owe the government $92,000 worth of back taxes!" "Baby, that's impossible." "I ain't never even made $92,000." "Miss Whitaker, we're gonna put your butt in jail!" "Oh, lord!" "Wait, no, no." "I can't go to jail." "Do you know what they do to big girls in jail?" "They rubs up on 'em and ties 'em up." "Three or four of them jump on me at one time." "I don't want to go see R. Kelly." "Can you do something, brother?" "Well, that's where you're gonna go... if you don't get your taxes paid, Miss Whitaker!" "Whoa." "OK, now, look." "Look, now, we can make a deal." "What kind of deal are you talking about?" "OK, brother." "See, I'm talkin' about a hard fifty." "$50,000?" "Now, that's what we're talkin' about." "No." "Fifty dollars... a month." "And if I do that, how long is it gonna take... before I, you know, pay this whole thing off." " 37 years!" " Hmm." "But this is your lucky day." "We already met our weekly quota." "So we're gonna cut you a deal." "Now, we want $50,000 in 60 days." "We'll call this matter even." "If I do fifty in sixty..." "I don't have to do five to ten." "That's what I'm talkin' about." "OK, we can make that deal, player." "And you... you're gonna get these handcuffs off me." "Ou need to get you some." "I'm not into this freaky shit you're bringin' here." "I don't do white men." "Do you hear what I'm sayin'?" " Miss Whitaker!" " What?" "!" "I'm watching you." "With what eye?" "'Cause that one can get away from your ass." " Aaaah!" " Don't talk about his eye!" "You better get out of here!" "Get out of here!" "Hello?" "Oh, uh..." "Peaches Whitaker, please?" "Peaches is not here." "No Peaches here." "Oh, um... can you tell her Jun Ni called... to confirm she receive invitation... to her sister anniversary party?" "Oh." "I won't be there." "Oh, well, that's too bad." "I know she was looking forward to seeing you." " Really?" " Yes." "She made a plane reservation for you... on American Airlines for Friday morning." " First class?" " No." " Refundable?" " No." "Oh." "Well, let Miss Whitaker know I can't make it." "Do you have problems with the I.R.S.?" "Oh!" "I gotta get out of here!" "Whoo!" "Los An-ge-les!" "Yes!" "Hello, Miss Whitaker." "I'm Agent Ross." "Ooh!" "You look just like my girl!" "I get it all the time." "I know..." "Serena Williams." "You look like my girl Bubbles in Baltimore." "She was a stripper." "Go, Bubbles!" "Look, Miss Whitaker." "I'm with the I.R.S." "Oh!" "Get in the car." "Let's go." "Get in the car." "Come on." " Get in the car!" " Aw, shut the hell up... you double-necked "Blue's Clues" wannabe." "Yeah, but you're tore up from the floor up... make a young player wanna throw up." " No, it don't." " Yeah, it do." "And you, sexy chocolate..." "And you, sexy chocolate... thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, cleaner than Clorox." "Where can I take you?" "Talk to me." "I talk back." "Tell me somethin' slick and sly." "Is that how you talk to women, Mr. Simms?" "I thought you thought I'm a jigga there." "Mr. Benjamin Simms..." "1212 Elkway Place." "Hmm?" "Let's see... cab driver by day, wannabe baller by night." " Double-necked baller." " Shut up." "How you know all that?" "I.R.S. We know everything." "Ooh!" "I like you, sister." "Whatever, Miss Whitaker." "Now, listen... you have 58 days to pay us." "Not 59, not 591/2." "Understand me?" "Yes." "And if you are so much as one minute late... we're gonna lock you up, take any money you have... will have, or ever have." "Understood?" "Leave me alone." "Now that my work here is done..." "Benjamin, go ahead and take me to the spot." "I'm ready to get my mack on." "I got the perfect spot." "It'll be crackin' over this way." " To the spot?" " Yeah, to the spot." "That's code for "stripper joint!"" "I knew you was Bubbles!" "Ha ha ha!" "I'm Agent Ross." "I ain't Bubbles." "Agent Ross, a.k.a. Bubbles!" "You lost a little bit of weight." "That's what threw me off." "You took me to that club Chunky Asses back in Baltimore." "Little dance spot." "You had to be a size 14 or better." "You taught me how to go around that pole!" "I left Bubbles in Baltimore." "Now, come on!" "New life for me." "Whoo!" "Bubbles' in the house!" "Come on, do that move." "Do that move you showed me." "Bubbles' in the house!" "Ah, ah!" "Bubbles' in the house!" "Ah, ah!" " Bubbles' in the house!" " Girl, you crazy." "Agent Bubbles Ross, girl, you ain't got to front with me." "I'm proud of you, sister." " Hi." " Hey, y'all." "Ain't this some L.A. Mess?" "Valet parking at a hair salon." "Ha ha ha!" "Angelle's?" "What in the..." "That'll be fifty-five-fiznifty, ma." " What?" " Five-five-five." " 55.50?" " You heard me." "Brother, that was a half-hour ride." "Look, I'm not tryin' to put shoes on your baby's feet." "Aw, don't get it twitty." "I ain't really gotta be drivin' this..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Whatever." "Look... um, I'm a little short on cash." "You're a lotta short." "Pay me or pay me no attention." "Come up off my yaper." "OK, papa, look, I'm just gonna run in here and get some money." " No yaper, no bag." " Hold up, player." "You not settin' to drive off with my stuff." "Tear that off." "It ain't like I'm gonna wear it." "I don't know why not." "You look like one of them big, fat, old drag queens... be down on Hollywood and Sunset." "I watched HBO, now." "Don't get your ass whooped." "Tear that shit off, mother love." "Give me the bag." "That "mother love" was disrespectful." "You just wait here." "I'm comin' right back with the money, pimp." " I'm gonna wait." " Yeah." " Mother love." " Yeah." " May I take your bag?" " No, you can't take my damn bag!" "Why does everybody want my bag in L.A.?" "Oh." "Hi." "Oh, good morning, Stronjay." "Ha ha!" "Ooh, hey, sis." "What can we do for you?" "Can you let Angela know her sister's here?" "Heh." "No, really." "Who are you?" "Just let Angela know I'm here." "I didn't know Angelle had a sister." "Peaches, you made it." "I'm Jun Ni!" "Oh, hey, Jun Ni." "How you doin', doll?" "Good, good." "How was your flight?" "My flight was wonderful, but that cab driver..." "I'm gonna slap him in his mouth." "He's messing with the wrong girl." " Peaches!" " Angie!" "Ha ha ha!" "Peaches, what are you doing here?" "Girl, what you mean, what I'm doing here?" " You invited me." " No, I didn't." "Yes, Miss Girl, you did." "Hello." " Jun Ni?" " Uh, yes?" "Explain." "Oh, OK, OK." "Uh, I sent for your sister... but only because you're so stubborn!" "Life is short." "Blood is thicker than water." "You are family." "Sister Sledge." "OK." " OK." " OK." "Well... welcome to L.A." "Ah ha ha!" "Thank you, boo!" "My big sister!" "Listen, could you loan me some cab fare... so I can pay the cab, 'cause he won't give me my things." "Don't worry." "I pay for cab." "All right, thank you, precious." "She's so sweet." "Uh... well, um... everybody, this is my sister Peaches." "Peaches, this is everybody." "Hey, everybody." "Peaches." "Sis, aren't you forgetting someone?" "No, that's everybody." "Well, where's Angelle?" "Ha ha ha!" " Ooh." " Ooh." "You need to stop playing, Angie." "An... geile." "Miss Angelle, you dropped a bone out the closet." "You get back to work." "Follow me." "Angie, you got a lot of white people up in here." "You got liquors and wines up in the shop!" " Don't do that." " Oh, I'm sorry, baby girl." "Take it down a notch." "Morning." "Hey." "I see you've become a real L.A. Girl." "Well, it's hard work running a business... and trying to stay fit." "You look like you've been working out." "Thanks." "I try." "This is, um, really a nice place." "Business must be going well for you." "I'm doing all right." "How are things back at home?" "Good." "Things couldn't be better." "Why you lookin' at me like I want something?" "Stop looking at me like I stole your future." " Traitor." " Quitter." " Freak." " Hood rat." " Sell out." " Tramp!" " Skank!" " Triflin'!" " Heifer!" " Field hand!" "Whoo!" "Wow." "That was refreshing." "Ha ha!" "Oh, and..." "Peaches?" "I know we've had our differences... but I'm really glad you're here." "Yeah, me, too." "Mm-hmm." "That's the L.A. Way." " Miss Baltimore." " It's the B-more way." "Squish it around like that... hit it again with a little bit of lemon juice, like that." " You ready?" "You ready?" " I'm ready." "Bring it." " Don't cheat!" " Bring it." "One... two... three!" "Whoo!" "Mmm mmm mmm!" "Mmm!" "Put the food on the plate!" "That's right." "Let me put some on yours, all right?" "This chicken is good!" "You act like you've never eaten before!" "I sure ain't never had no chicken like this." "We have chicken at home." "Stop it!" "Come on, man." "This is it." "Come on!" "Girl, what is up with those two?" "Chill, a hot-ass mess." "Ha ha ha ha!" "They got married a month after they met." "He shops for her clothes, does her hair... and Jun Ni waxes both their legs... together... so you tell me." "Mmm." "Trying to cover it up." "I know one when I see one." " Maybe it's love." " Maybe she's a he." "Homey need to come out the closet... 'cause I can see his feet." "Feel me, B?" "So he's a little effeminate, loves fashion... gets his nails done and his legs waxed." " So does that mean he's gay?" " Hell, yeah!" "So homophobic." "With them big ol' feet hangin' off those shoes." "You know that's a wig." "Here they come." "Hi, Miss Thing!" "I like your hair!" "Ooh, man!" "Hee hee!" "Ooh, what is she doing here?" " Who is that?" " Trouble." "That's Marcella Hunter, the hair show diva." "And Fiona the faithful flunky." "Damn, Marcella is fine." "Wait a minute." "What hair show?" "You might want to bring that back a couple notches... 'cause I hear she has mob ties and her husband vanished." "You know what I heard?" "I heard he actually ran away... 'cause he was tired of his wife's big mouth." "Excuse me, Miss Girl, what hair show?" "The hair show that Angelle doesn't do." "OK, and this year first prize is fifty Gs." "Fifty Gs for a hair show?" "Not a hair show." "The hair show." "The Hair Battle Royale." "Ooh, and one Angelle won't let us into... because we are here to improve the state of black hair..." "Not exploit it, and that's final!" "Girl, fifty Gs?" "We're doing that hair show." "Uh-huh." "These five years have been challenging, rewarding... and difficult." "In these times, I am grateful for the blessings... the success... but I couldn't have done any of that... without all of you." "So thank you all so very much for coming." "Congratulations, Angelle!" "Marcella." "What a surprise." "You didn't think I'd miss my protegee's big night?" "Oh, come on!" "Ha ha ha!" "Thank you." "I appreciate that." "Oh, no." "Can I get a real shot for "Black Styles"?" "Ladies, you can do better than that." "Hi, Cliff." "You have to excuse me, Marcella." "I have something to take care of." "Angelle, you look beautiful as always." "Now, can I get a money shot for "Black Style"?" "Please?" "Thank you." "So why is it that the only woman I've called for a full month... hasn't returned any of my phone calls?" "I've been busy, Cliff." "You've been busy?" "So what you're saying is..." ""I don't want to be bothered, Cliff."" ""Good-bye, Cliff." Right?" "No, what I'm saying is, I've been busy, Cliff." "OK." "So when do you think you'll be un-busy?" "Yeah, OK." "Ooh!" "Thank you, baby." "I'm gonna get something to drink." "Hey, baby." "Let me get a passion fruit Alize martini." "Ooh, all right." "Already made up." " Here you are." " Mmm." "Whassup, big dog." "Let me have a Hennessy, man." "Give me something to the right." "Mmm." "That's good." "Now to the left." " Ha ha ha!" " How you doing?" "I'm Cliff for "Black Styles" Magazine." "Peaches." " Peaches?" " Mm-hmm." "You're not from around here, huh, Peaches?" " Baltimore all day." " Oh!" "Baltimore in the house." "Let's show these L.A. Girls how you do it." "Well, it is refreshing." "Are you and Angelle friends?" "No." "Uh-uh." "Now, listen... be sure to shoot me at a 45-degree angle down... left side dominant with an F-stop 2-8." "You know a little something about photography, huh?" "I know a little something about being photographed." "Excuse me!" "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?" "Well, I just want to take this moment... to say, "Thank you, Angelle!"" "Oh, let's give her a hand." "Yes!" "Yes!" "That's it." "Ohh!" "Just think... five years ago... she was nothing." "Nothing." "Oh, and now, she has managed all this." "Ohh, I have to say, I am proud of you, girl." "I taught you well." "What do you say we make this year's hair battle... a little more interesting?" "I challenge you to enter... and to prove to the whole world... that I am truly worthy of being the five-time recipient... of the Golden Head." "So what do you say, Ange?" "Come on!" "Hmm?" "I gotta go." "Let's "Sou"/ "Tra"/"n" for my sister." "Oh, yeah, girl." "Go, Angela." "Go take your place." "Yeah!" "Shake your thing, girl!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Yeah!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Ow!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Go, Peaches!" "Oh, yeah!" "Oh!" "Ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ahh ha ha ha!" " Ohh." " Ahh." "Sis, you sure know how to throw a party, girl." "Whew." "Well, thank you." "Oh, when does your flight leave?" "Uh, tomorrow, 3 P.M." "Uh..." "Girl, Nana should've been ashamed of herself!" "But wait." "Look at this batch." "The Soul-Glo curls." "Ha ha!" "Take it away." "Ha ha!" "Ooh." "Remember when you fell in the pool?" "Mm-mm." "Mm-mm." "Correction..." "I did not fall in that pool." "Little nappy-haired Ricky Smith... pushed me in the pool, and I almost drowned." "Ah, you did not almost drown." "You need to stop tellin' that story." "In three feet." "Two feet." "Kiddie pool." "Don't do that." " Ha ha!" " Ha ha ha!" "Girl, I need $50,000." "Ha ha ha!" "What?" "OK, listen." "I owe the I.R.S. $50,000... and if I don't pay 'em in sixty days... they're gonna put me up in the jail." "That's what they told me." "They're gonna lock me up." "Ooh." "Oh, wait a minute." "Mm-mm." "Same old Peaches." "Angie, listen... if you lend me the 50,000, right..." "I can pay you back when I win the, um, Hair Battle Royale." "I am doing well, but I'm not doing that well." "I don't have $50,000 in a duffel bag." "And what hair battle are you talking about?" "The one Tiffany was telling me about." "She said y'all do it every year." "And this year, the winner gets $50,000!" "No." "Those things are classless and unimaginative." "OK, Angie, listen." "Check this out..." "OK, we can win this thing." "Now, I have won a hair show 3 years in a row in Baltimore." "No." "Well, what am I supposed to do?" "Look, I don't have 50,000 to give you." "But I will give you a job and a place to stay." "Me work for you?" "Girl, hell no." "Huh." "I can do that back in B-more." "Well, then take your ass back to B-more and the I.R.S." "Well, that wasn't nice." "Damn." "Hollywood has changed her." "You got your tools?" "Not all of them." "I hadn't planned on staying." "All right, girl, you can use mine." "Thank you." "How's the sitcom?" "And Josh?" "That's too bad." "She already on husband number two." "Oh." "And you're already on strike number two." "Watch your mouth." "Peaches, you take the walk-ins." "Yessuh, boss!" "I'sa take all da walk-ins!" "Just please, don't beat me no more, massa!" " Oh!" "Ha ha ha ha!" " Run, Kizzy!" "Ha ha ha ha!" " I can't run." " Run, Kizzy!" "I'm gonna split y'all up." "That's what I thought." "I'd have been free." "I'd have told on you." "I'd have said..." ""Tiff is over there in the bush."" "Ha ha ha ha!" ""She ain't..." "Come on out, Tiff!" ""They caught us!"" "Simone." "Your appointments are waiting." "That's Fake-me-out Mother Earth." "Incense, colonics, herbs..." "all that shit." "She says she wanna sing." "Well, can she sing?" "I don't know." "All she does is that." "Oh, girl." "That's my cue." "Go work it out." "Hey, ladies." "Welcome to Angelle's." "What can I hook y'all up with today?" "L... we... want to get our hair done." "Look, come on over to my station... and let me break you off a little somethin' proper... somethin' real nice." "Ha ha ha!" "Good morning." "Welcome to Angelle's." " Is everything OK?" " Everything's wonderful." "The ladies at the Junior League said... this would be a nice place to get, you know, spruced up." "Heh." "Why, certainly." "We can take you now." "Peaches is available... or you can wait or come back." "And when are you available?" "Around 3:00." "Good." "We'll be back at 3:00." " L..." " I know." "But did she say "spruced"?" " She did." "It's the area." " "Spruced"?" " I know." "You'll get used to it." "Ha ha!" "Oh, my goodness." ""Spruced up."" "I'm comin'!" "God, girlfriend." "I'm comin'." " Hi." " Hi." "Afternoon." "Tiffany's been waiting for you." "Put it back." " Hater." " Thank you." "My girl Myesha told me she saw that old stank ho... down the club gettin' her freak on." "Uh-uh." "Then I heard she was kickin' it with his best friend... when the man was out of town." "John Salley." "The one that used to play for the Lakers?" "Girl, I'm tryin' to tell you." "If John Salley was my man, I'd be, like..." "Oh, please." "John Salley?" "He don't want no big-mouthed hoochie like you." "So you could just talk... and put all your business out on Front Street." "You know what?" "Instead of worrying... about what's goin' on over here, you need to call to make sure... you still have that appointment at the free clinic." "'Cause I seen you around here scratching'." " Oh." " What's that about?" "See?" "That's why you ain't got no man." "'Cause don't nobody want to hear all that." "Whatever, Drake." "Don't nobody feel like hearin'..." " about your hos all day." " They're not my hos, though." "They're paying customers." "Ohh, well, I talked to your paying customers... and they said size does matter." "Eenie-meenie, teeny-weenie" "Ooh-ah-ah-chamini" "It's so small, it can't go" "All up on chawini" " That's funny." " Ha ha ha ha ha!" "That's real funny." "'Cause, you know... all my clients know that a brother is packin'." "I could give you a couple of customers." " I don't need your customers." " Mine pay more." "But you only have two, boy." "If you were packin', you'd have more." "Hey." "How you doin', Shelly?" "Just have a seat over here." "All right?" "I'll be with you in a second." "Drake, Rashan's here for her 5:30." "Oh." "I need you to do me a big favor." "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm booked, player." "You're on your own." "Ooh!" "She's booked, player." "Talk-a to the hand!" "Ha ha ha!" "Cool." "Ain't nothin' but a thang." "Rashan, I'll be with you in a second." "Just have a seat." "It's not a problem." "OK." "Girl, watch this." "He's gonna walk ho number one to the back... while ho number two waits up front." " What?" " Mm-hmm." "You gotta respect his little game." "He got a little bit of game." "Must be nice to roll out the bed at 10:00... roll up in here at 11:00, and only do two heads a day." "Well, how does he make a living?" "Baby, they pay $500 a pop to sit in that fool's chair." "What?" "Girl, they're silly broads." "Silly broads." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Anyway, watch this." "Come here." "Come here, come here, come here." "Now, he's about to, uh... sweet talk ho number two and walk her out front." "That's it." "He's done with her." "Damn, he got it like that?" "Mm-mm." "He ain't done yet, girl." "Here comes the big finish." "Kiss on the forehead." "Wait a minute, boo." "Not so fast." "Come back." "Always get the money." "Don't never let 'em leave with the money." "That way, they got to come back." "Gotta give it to him, though." "I'm gonna tell you somethin'..." "he got game." "Little bit." "He a'ight." " Ho." " Hater." "You better give me that $20 you owe me, punk." "Hello?" "How are you gonna pay your taxes if you don't have any clients?" "!" "Who is this?" " The I.R.S." " Damn!" "We're watching you." "Time is running out." "Come on down to Angelle's and ask for Peaches." "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" "Who gave you permission to work on my corner?" "Excuse me, Green Hornet... but I didn't know this was your corner." "All you gotta do is look around, look around, look around." "This is my town." "I'm Lime Pimp, baby." "Check this out, Lime Pimp." "Why don't you take this here from me?" "I'll do your hair and her hair for half-price." "Here you go, sister." "Tell all your friends to come on in." "I'll do your hair, do somebody else's for free." "Damn!" "That's a done deal." "But look here, if this hair thing don't work out... you can always come work for me." "Let's go, ladies." "Do I have enough money to buy her out?" "Marcella, she won't sell." "Maybe I'll just kill her." "No." "Too messy." "Oh." "I could just... scare her a little." "Peaches, when I say this is incredible... it's crazy." "You gotta try it." " Yeah, take a taste." " Wh-what is it?" "It's black-eyed piss." "Baby, I don't do piss." "No, it's black-eyed peas." "Peas." "Yeah, that's what I said." "Peaches, taste." "That's an acquired taste." "You gotta just gargle it, let it marinate." "That is disgusting!" "Ha ha ha!" "Very funny, Drake." "Yeah, very funny." "You could've warned a sister." "Boy, if you weren't so cute, I'd whup her ass." "Peaches, how am I supposed to get better... if no one will help me?" "OK, Jun Ni." "I guess if I can teach Angela how to cook... you won't be a problem." "Ohh, Peaches!" "Yeah!" "Peaches gonna help me!" "Yeah, but do me a favor." "Don't you make nary another pot of piss." "Now, go put that away." "That tastes like shit." " OK." " Ha ha ha!" "I'm gonna get you back, Drake!" "Bottom line..." "any black woman... can have a head full of long, healthy hair... as long as they stop abusing it." "That's why I don't do weaves." "Our hair is beautiful, Peaches." "It's strong and thick, the way God intended." "See, that is the problem." "We need to stop accepting..." "Western society's beauty standards." "You need to start embracing a straightening comb." "But it's that diversity that makes black hair so beautiful." "Straight hair, braids, dreads, corn rows, afros... it's all about the flavor, sister." "I'm just saying it should be natural." "See, my hair reflects my African heritage." "Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu" "How come everybody want to act... like they're down with the cause... just because they be puttin' seashells and beads and nuts... and soy and salad all up in their hair?" "That don't make no sense, man." "Stay positive." "Let them do what they want." "Like, for hair, if I like corn row..." "I wear corn row." "The only reason why you wear "corn row"... is 'cause you got a brother on your arm." "If you didn't have a brother, you wouldn't have no "corn row."" "Ooh." "Brother on my arm." "No brother on your arm." " Ooh!" " Ooh!" "Ohh!" "At least I know how to fry chicken." "I know how fry chicken!" "No!" "You know how fry noodle!" "I make noodle good, too, you know." "Not just the chicken." "But I can make all things." " I make corn on the cob..." " No corn on the cob." "I do!" "And I make, uh, potatoes and greens." "Ha ha ha!" "That's why sisters are starting to date more white men... because they seemingly treat us like ladies." "Please." "Like that white boy... that was kissin' Halle on the Academy Awards?" "White, black, blue, green, whatever." "Any man would've kissed Halle Berry." "She's one of the finest women on the planet." "That white boy was kissin' Halle Berry... because he saw her naked behind on "Monster's Ball."" "He wouldn't not kissed Vivica Fox..." "Angela Bassett, or Cicely Tyson like that... 'cause they would've whipped his white ass on national TV." "You don't suck up on a sister like that... all up in the mouth on the TV." "Ha!" "See you next week." " Ellen, I'm ready for you." " All right." "Uh, Ria, come here, baby." "I think I see something wrong with your ends." "She didn't do what I think she just did, did she?" " I'm not in it." " That's a fight right there." "I'll take Peaches." "You know, Angela pretty strong, too." "She is." "I love it." "You're gonna be here next week, right?" "Yes, ma'am." "Ha ha!" "Ooh, thank you, Miss Girl." "Yes." "Have a seat at my station." "I rock that, oh, yeah, oh, yeah" "I rock that, ow!" "I rock that, oh, yeah, oh..." "Oh, really?" "You just had to flex, didn't you?" "I was just trying to help." "Did you see her face?" "Girl, she loved it." "Do you see my face?" "Beauty shop 101... you never touch another stylist's style." "Beauty shop 202..." "you never let a client leave... for less than they paid for." "Look, Peaches." "I'm not playin' with you." " You will not do..." " Angelle, clients can hear." "Besides, there's somebody here to see you." "I'm not finished with you." "Why you gotta be so mean to me?" "Why you gotta be so mean to me?" "Ha ha!" "Cliff, uh, hi." "What are you doing here?" "Hey, um, you know something?" "I just came by to bring the pictures from the party." "Oh, OK." "Uh..." "thank you." "I have a customer." "I'll see you later." "All right." "No problem." "Hey, uh, whassup, Tiffany?" "Hey." " Peaches." " Hey, Cliff." " How you doin'?" " I'm fine, baby." "I got some nice pictures of you from the party, too." "Ooh!" "Ha!" " Ooh!" " Ooh!" "Ooh-ooh." "Ooh." " There." " Ohh." "You like?" "Cliff, these are really nice." "You know, I had a real nice subject." " Excuse me." " Huh?" "Sorry." "I thought you told me that you and Angelle weren't friends." "We're not." "We're sisters." "Excuse me." "Tiffany, can I help you with something, baby?" "I was... can I use this?" "OK, go ahead and take that, too." "So you don't need to come back over here again." "Listen, Peaches, um, here's my card... and if you ever need some photos..." " I can use a sexy subject." " OK." " You might take me up on that?" " That's fine with me." "It was nice seeing you." " You, too, baby." " All right." "Nice seeing you, hater." "I mean, Tiffany." " Angelle." " Yeah." "My car is blocked again." "Headhunters!" "It's gonna be on." "You stay right here." "I'll be right back." " I want to go!" " Stay here!" "Let me go!" "Miss Angelle, I got your back!" "You doing OK?" "Hey, Angelle." "Fiona, I need to speak to Marcella." "OK, sure." "Marcella to the front, please." "Marcella to the front." "Girl, is that a cappuccino bar?" " Oh, it's all right." " Exactly." "They need an Alize bar up in here." "Oh, Angelle." "And..." "My client is blocked in again." "Oh." "New valets." "Come." "Come, come, come." "I want to show you something." "Now... this one..." "Oh." "Or this one?" "Now, I rather prefer this one myself." "Wouldn't you agree, Angelle?" "Marcella, really, I don't have time for this." "I'm sorry." "I'll take care of it right away." "No, thank you." "Oh, thank you, baby." "That's so nice." "Heh." "Ah." "You pathetic little hood rat." "Well, clean it up, now!" "I'm sorry." "Look, I'll get you another one." "No, baby, it's OK." "You know, you might want... to think about standing up for yourself." "Actually, you saved me a trip." "For you." "I think you'll find it more than generous." "Well, go ahead." "Take one." "Perhaps you can convince Angelle... of the benefits of coming in second." "Oh, no, baby." "Never second." "Always first." "Well, Marcella." "Not interested." "Thank you for handling the parking... and, as always, it's been a pleasure." "Peaches?" "Angelle, be reasonable." "Miss Girl, know your place..." "Second." "One of us has to go." "Slow down." "Girl, what was that all about?" "She wants me to sell my shop to her." "Not on your life." "Wait a minute." "Sell your shop?" "Girl, how much?" "Peaches." "OK, I'm sorry, sister." "Just a moment of weakness." "Ohh, the nerve of that woman." "Ooh, if she just treated people better... then maybe she wouldn't be losing all of her clients." "OK, but, Angie, what about this hair battle?" "Now, I mean, she is good, but, girl, we can take her." "Did you see her designs?" "I can do that in my sleep." "Comic book sketches." "Right, so, I mean, we gonna do that?" " Angelle." " Cliff." "Peaches, nice to see you." "I told you, not right now." "No, actually, I came back here for Peaches." "I just got a call from the office... and my assistant hairstylist cancelled... for tomorrow's shoot, so I was wondering if you were available." "I figured you were busy." "So what do you say?" "We pay cash." "Heh." "It's not like I don't have the time." "I'm shooting one of my celebrity clients." "Well, I will be there." " Will you?" " Yes." "I'll pick you up at 7 A.M. Sharp." "Is that cool?" " OK, baby." "Yep." " All right." "Angela." "Cliff." "Girl, that boy is stuck on you." "Not my type." "Peaches, your 1:00 appointment Miss Fox is here." "Peaches, now, I came down to the hood... because all my girls said you could hook it up." "Can I tell you?" "I am speechless right now." "Sister, I love you." "Watched all your movies..." ""Independence Day"..." "you rocked that." "Little stripper goin' 'round the pole like that!" "Give it, give it, give it, give it!" "Ha ha!" ""Two Can Play That Game"..." "Morris Chestnut... what?" " Fine." " Any day of the week." "Fi-ine!" "Baby, I would do him..." "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday..." "Peaches." "Now, look, baby." "I got a big premiere tonight, OK?" "So I need you to give me a touch-up... hook up my kitchen for me, all right?" "Oh, sister, I am going to lay... you... out." "All right." "There you go." "Oh, Peaches." "Oh, I love it." "Girl, you gonna have me lookin'... like a black Jessica Rabbit tonight." "Fabulous." "Yes." "Told you I was gonna rock that." "I mean, Peaches, you really did your thing, girl." "Mm-mm-mm." "Just..." "Oh, lord." "I mean, you hooked up my kitchen, girl." " I mean, what can I say?" " I hooked it up." "The relaxer that you used just got it so silky." "Yeah." "So silky." " Peaches?" " Hmm?" "What is... what is this?" "Oh." "Oh, that... that... that..." "that's dead ends." "It's dead ends in your hair." "Yeah." "See, I have some, too, but..." "Oh!" "Dead ends?" "!" "This looks like a whole hell of a lot more than dead ends!" " Look, I..." " Uhh!" "You're an idiot!" "You are gonna blow my premiere for me, you silly-ass idiot!" "OK, now, uh..." " Oh, God!" " Miss Vivica... now, not gonna be too many more "stupid-ass idiots."" "Now, I said I can fix it." "To hell with that premiere." "You're gonna watch your mouth." "It's falling out everywhere!" "Well, I said I was sorry." "But you're gonna stop all that name-calling... before you get your ass whupped up in here." "Ohh..." "I'm gettin' ready to kick your ass for certain now." "Come on, come on." "Let me see what kind of juice you got!" "Come on with it!" "Come on!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "Oh..." "Bring it." "Peaches, that hurt." "Yeah, well..." "you never know me." "You never know me." "I hope you don't expect a tip." "Hey... well..." " But take that!" " Oh!" " Ohh..." " Gotcha." "Oh!" "Hooo!" "She don't know me." "As soon as I get my foot fixed..." "I swear for God I'm comin' out to California." "I'm gonna whup your ass." "I'm gonna whup your ass." "Ohh... she play too hard." " Hello?" " Miss Whitaker." " Who is this?" " Agent Little!" "The I.R.S. Callin', this bitch is hatin' on me." "I ain't got no money!" "Ohh, she knew her damn hair couldn't take that kind of perm." "Don't try to be mad with me." "Shit." "Right here." "Set it up here." "This looks good." "OK, good." "Thank you." "Good." "That's a good place." "That's good." "You like the wispy little tails?" "I love it." "I love it." "Do you like it?" "You think it's last season?" "Oh, no, baby." "The shag is back And it's fabulous, darling." "Hey, everybody!" "Um, are you Zora?" " Yes." " Hey, Zora." "I'm Peaches." ""Black Style" hired me to be your assistant." " What you need me to do?" " Stay out of my way." "Oh, OK, baby... ooh!" " Peaches?" " Huh?" " Turn that off." " I'm sorry, baby." "One would really think you would know better." "Yes, ma'am, I do, honey." "Hey, you are that mod..." "Roshumba?" "!" "Hey, girl!" "I love you, sister girl!" "You be rockin' that thang!" "Do not encourage her." "Peaches, fall back, all right?" "This is a professional environment." "Yes, ma'am, it is, Miss Girl." "Zora..." "Zora, do you like the earrings with this?" "Well, you know what?" "The earrings are funky..." "Nobody asked you, Peaches." "OK, but they just don't go with the shoes real good." "That precious red... don't rock those gold shoes, baby." " Rock the red shoes." " You don't like the shoes?" "Set it off!" "Set it on fire!" "Bam!" "Roshumba, why are you entertaining someone... who's wearing floral pants?" "Ha ha ha!" "So last season." "Look, sweetie, what I'm gonna do... is I'm gonna let you set for a moment..." "And then I'll come back and touch up the ends." " OK." " All right." " Ciao ciao." " Bye!" "Uh, Roshumba?" "Girl, you just got a little spot... right in the back there on your ends." "If you let me do it, baby, I will tighten that up." "There's a spot?" "Where?" "Yes!" "Hey!" "Look here, player." "Where's Peaches?" "Whoo!" "I need my hair done!" "Whoa!" "Beverly Hills, my behind!" "May I help you?" "I'm the proprietor of this establishment." " Yeah, well, get me the owner." " I am the owner." "Oh." "Well, me and my crew... we here for this "buy one, get one free"... early bird special right here." "And we got our own hair and everything." "I don't do weaves." "What?" "What you mean you don't do no weaves?" "I don't do weaves." "Well, somebody up in this joint better start weaving... or else I'm gonna jump off up in here." "Whoo!" "I've got four heads I'm handling over here." "You have to handle these little hood rats yourself." "No, he didn't!" "If you ain't weaving', you need to be leavin'." "Jun Ni, where all these people come from?" "Peaches' client, and she no here." "Peaches' clients?" "My people, my people." "Ooh!" "RuPaul wannabe, I know you ain't talkin' to me." "Make yourself comfortable." "You got your people mixed up." "Hey!" "All right!" "God!" "Angelle, what do we do?" "Jun Ni, you handle the front." "Simone, you take the twists and the braids." "Gianni, you take the color and the perms..." " Tiffany, the weaves." " What about me?" " Drake..." " I already got..." "Drake, I need you to manage the shampoo line." "Excuse me!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "When's somebody gonna start doing... what this paper say right here?" "This flyer say "Buy one, get one free."" "I'm here for my free, so where's it at?" "What's going on?" "Excuse me, missy?" "Look, you need to stop all that switching'... and start stitching', OK?" "What you think?" "Wow, Peaches, this is amazing!" "Ha ha ha!" "I am so glad you like it." "I added a couple tracks in it to give it fullness and flair." " Excuse me!" " It's gorgeous." "What in the hell is going on here?" "Oh, Zora, don't be mad." "Peaches was just trying to help." "All right, Zora, listen, I'm ready to go." "Is everybody ready?" "What do you think about the hair?" "The hair's nice." "Look at you." "All right!" "I'll be ready in just a second." "I just need a little powder." "All right, let's go make magic." "Ooh, thank you so much." " Mwah!" " Mwah!" "Ha ha ha!" "OK, here we go." "Baby!" "You can make hundreds." "Hundreds and fifty in an hour." "That's after my cut." "Ooh, your hair is so pretty!" "Thank you." " Where'd you get it?" " Genetics." "Oh!" "Isn't that that new hair supply shop... over off of Normandie and Third?" "What?" "Yeah, I gotta go there and get me some." "Let me write that down." "Here's my card." "Think about the offer." "Coach?" "Rolex?" "What's this?" "Angelle!" "Ugh!" "Who is that?" "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Here." "Rub some of that on there." "God damn!" "Welcome to Angelle's." "How can I help you?" "It's "May I help you?" And you may not." "I have an appointment with Angelle." "Oh, well, Angelle's a little busy... but I could definitely hook you up." "My name is Drake." "Mona." "Mona Morgan's the name." "Now, when you say that you can hook me up... are you saying that I'm in some way unhooked?" "No." "No." "Speak up, son." "I was just saying, like, I could do your hair for you... if you like, ma'am." "Then why on earth didn't you say that?" "That's excellent." "Now, listen..." "I need a touch-up... but my scalp is extremely sensitive." "And now I'll need a notepad and a cup of strawberries, please." "OK." "Why don't you have a seat over here... and I'll be right with you." "Look like mack daddy done finally met his match." "Oh, child, please, she is way out of his league." "He used to dealing' with them tacky ghetto broads." "You know what, can I get you a glass of wine?" "It's "May I get you a glass of wine?"" "Thank you." "You may." "Since you know my whole life story..." "All right." "Why don't you tell me about the mysterious Clifford J. Walker?" " The mysterious, huh?" " Mm-hmm." " It's all like that?" " Ha ha!" "Let's see, I started modeling when I was 14." "Started shooting photos at 17." "Married a supermodel at 25." "Burnt out at 27, divorced at 30." "3 years single, 2 years celibate..." "No kids, one dog, and a partridge in a pear tree." "Huh." "That's me." "So, um... what's up with you and Angela?" "Angela's cool people." "I like her, but, um, it's not like that." "But when I saw you... it was like a breath of fresh air." "And I just want to get to know you, Peaches." "Girl, I look good." "It looks wonderful!" "Thank you." "Oh, I am so glad Myesha referred me to you." "Oh, Myesha, girl, that's my main apple scrapple right there." "How do you know her?" "Girl, me, Myesha, and Stephanie, we used to hang, OK?" "You talkin' about Stephanie Salley..." "John Salley's wife?" "Yes!" "Oh, brother, she a trip." "What you heard about her?" "First of all, I heard she slept with half the NBA... before John got to her." "No, you didn't." "I heard they call her "Loose booty butt."" "Ha ha ha!" "You crazy!" "That's how we do it." "All right, baby." "See you later." "Hey... no hug?" "I had a good time." " I'll see you, right?" " Holler!" "I'm in a daze." "Hey, everybody, what happened up in here?" "Your "buy one, get one free" early birds flew in." "Ooh!" "While you were out gallivanting at a photo shoot... we were here handling your clients." "I was out trying to build up our clientele." "You've been here less than a week... and again you have managed to turn my world upside down." "I've managed?" "And you wonder why Nana did what she did?" "Well, she did what she did because she knew... you couldn't handle it, and you keep proving her right." "No, she did what she did because you were her favorite." "No!" "Because I make good decisions... and I think about how those decisions affect..." "You know what?" "All this tongue-lashing and finger pointing... y'all gonna stop that." "This is not gonna be "Jump on Peaches day."" "This is not gonna be "Jump on Peaches day."" "Really, huh?" "Four guys in one night?" "Girl, how about in one hour?" " An hour?" " She's a ho." "Man." "Whoo." "Maybe we shouldn't be gossiping about this, you know?" "Somebody in the shop might overhear us." "Ooh, gossip." "Ooh!" "That's something I don't do." "That's tacky." "OK?" "Yes." "I got the information... and if she didn't want her business out in the street... she would have kept her stank behind home... and take care of her man, so therefore he won't... come after me every time I see him at the club." "So, you telling me he wants you?" "Girl, he's an athlete." "What you think?" "You're right about that, huh?" "So, you're telling me this is all true?" "Girl, if I'm lyin', I'm flyin'." "I'm telling you my sources are very reliable." "OK?" "Uh-huh." "See, Stephanie's sister's husband..." "Wait, wait, wait." "But Stephanie doesn't have a sister." "How you know?" "Because I'm Stephanie, OK?" "And I'd appreciate it... if you'd stop gossiping about me with your tacky ass!" " Tacky?" "!" " Tacky, OK?" "You know what?" "You need to respect... because let me tell you something!" " Respect what?" " I'm from East St. Louis, boo." " I don't care where you from!" " I ain't got to dirty..." "Dirty?" "You smell dirty dirty, bitch." " You know what?" "I will cut you!" " Aah!" "Whoa!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "You crazy!" " Watch your mouth!" " Whatever!" "My man ain't thinkin' about you, OK?" "!" "Watch your mouth!" "She crazy!" "Talking shit." "You will wish you had..." "You don't know who you're dealing with, OK?" "Oh!" "Hey, boo!" "My man's here." "Hey, baby!" "Hi, baby." "How are you?" "Look at my man." "You ready to go?" "Quite." "Honey, do you like my hair?" "I love it." "Tiffany just did it for free." "Thanks, girl." " Let's get outta here." " All right." "Can you believe... ooh!" "I can't believe that tacky broad pulled a knife out on me!" "Ooh, she... ooh hoo!" "That bitch is crazy." "Tiffany!" "Tiffany, get out here right now!" " Huh?" " Get out here right now." "From now on, If I hear you breathe another word... about somebody else, you are out of here." "And that goes for everybody!" "OK, look, let's just all take a deep breath." "Now, obviously, it's been a long day." "Why don't we all just go someplace and chill?" " Drinks on me, OK?" " I don't want to go." "Ooh, yeah, I wanna do that!" " Angela!" " Come on, Angie." "Don't call me that." "Angie, Angie, Angie, stop trippin'." "Gonna go with some mens up in the place." "Come on, come on." "Mmm mmm mmm!" "Fine." "I'll get my purse." "And you... zip!" "No more, OK?" "Translation... shut your mouth." "Ooh hoo!" " Whoo!" " Hey!" "To our clients!" "Clients!" "You gonna get some clients." "Ooh, y'all, there are some fine men up in here!" "Up in here!" "Guess who got a bun in the oven?" "Ohh!" " You?" " Mm-hmm." " You having a baby?" " Oh, this is great news." "How many months?" " Nine weeks." " Ohh!" "I loved it when she called me Big Poppa." "Ha!" "I'll believe that when I see it, Big Poppa." "Whoo-hoo!" "Oh, wait a minute." "Now, that is fine." "Hi." "Oh, girl, he like the ol' Bryant Gumbel type." "Whatever." "Ooh, and his story is speaking loud to me." "The suit 100 wool Armani?" "Clocked it." " Bruno Magli shoes?" " Mmm." "Omega Seamaster watch?" " Yes." " Manicured hands?" "And it look like he work out." "He look like he got money." "Hey!" "Aw, no, look, I've had enough of this." "I'm outta here." "Ooh, he's coming over here." "Do I have lipstick in my teeth?" "Teeth are cool." "Everything's..." "How are my teeth?" "Them's gonna get knocked out." "Excuse me." "Hey!" " Hi." " Hi." "Would you like to dance?" "Uh... no." "Yes!" "She wants to dance." "She's a dancer." " Go on and do it." " Well, I seem to be..." "If she don't want to dance, you can come back!" "Smack it up, flip it, and rub it down." " Oh, no!" " Oh, no!" "I didn't get your name." "Angelle Whitaker." "Oh, Angelle." "You sure look like an angel." "Well, thanks." "Good decision, young man." "She's much too uncouth for someone of your potential." "Miss Mona." "Can I buy you a drink?" "Hypnotiq, please." "You look fly as shit." "Damn!" "And here I thought I looked pretty good." "That's what I meant." "Profanity, my dear, is the sign... of an ignorant mind trying to express itself." "Say what you mean and mean what you say." "Damn." "Well, if that's the case... why don't we put these drinks on pause and have a dance... before I say something else that messes us up?" "You know, I hate to cut this night short... but I got a big merger closing on Monday and I gotta go." "Oh." "L..." "I understand." "But I will most definitely be calling you." " OK." " Bye!" "Mmm!" "I think I'm in love." "Ohh!" "Girl, that ain't love." "You just ain't had none in a while." "Stop." "I think he looked fine." "Yeah, he's a good one." "Thank you, Jun Ni." "Me too." "All right, Angie!" "To the stage, a lovely woman... an exotic woman..." "Simone!" "Ooh" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "All right, girl, bring it in!" "I used to walk around with my head held low" "'Cause no one understood my vibe" "They couldn't comprehend my flow" "Then this beautiful man" "Appeared in the middle of the night" "Told me to sleep tight" "Everything's gonna be all right" "Said, sister, don't you change a thing" "As long as it's in my name, girl, you're tame" "He digs my mind, he likes my spirit, he loves my soul" "My heart opened up, I let him take control" "Now I got so much love" "So much love for him" "So much love" "So much love for him" "So much love" "So much love for him" "No one can come between my man and me, no way" "No one can come between my man and me, no way" "No way" "Ha ha!" "Hey!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Let's go!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Dang, I didn't know you guys would be here!" "We didn't know you can sing!" "Girl, you need a manager 'cause I need a side gig." "This is Angelle." "This is the Beverly Hills Police." "There's been a break-in at your shop." "What?" "!" "I'll be right there." "Peaches, meet me at the salon!" " OK." " What's that about?" "I don't know." "Yeah, this is 62 Henry." "We have no known possible suspects at the scene." " What the..." " Oh, no!" " This is bad!" " Come on, baby." "Are you all right?" "No." "What has happen here?" "Angie?" "Hey, hey, I..." "Look at me." "This is nothin', baby." "We're gonna get through this, you hear me?" " Pull it together." " OK." "We will fix this." "We are Whitaker girls." "Nana's girls." "Yeah." "OK." "Like I said, we'll have a complete police report... in a couple of days." "Well, thank you, Officer Bates." "Don't thank me." "Thank your neighbor..." "Miss Marcella Hunter." "Marcella?" "Ohh!" "Man..." "Damn." "Now where am I gonna go?" "Marcella!" "Right this way." "Fiona, you may want to leave, baby." "Oh, Angela." "So glad you could stop by." "Ahem." " Oh, no, she didn't!" " You must be out your mind." "Kick her ass, Angela." "Peaches!" "You destroyed my shop." "I don't know what you're talking about." " Kick her ass!" " I did my civic duty." "I heard a ruckus." "I called for help." "Civic duty?" "And you think you're gonna get away with this?" "Get away with what?" "I'll kick her ass." "Don't even..." "Hold up!" " Oh, that's disappointing." " Oh, is it?" "You really can't take the ghetto out of the girl, can you?" "Ghetto?" "Did she just say ghetto?" "That's what she said." "Oh, no, I'll show you ghetto..." "No!" "No!" "Uh-uh, Angie!" "Don't waste your shoes on this trick." "Now, I got a better idea." "Why don't we just take the shop?" "Then we whip up on that ass." "You know what?" "I'm gonna fight you for it." "Ladies, I don't want to fight." "I just want the shop." "I'm talking about the hair battle." "If you beat us, I sell." "If not, you sell to us." "Well, that's a nice try, but the deadline was today." "Oh, well, I've already entered." "See, I figured you were gonna change your mind." "Ooh, yes." "Now it's on you." "Either you take this beatdown or winner takes all." "Winner takes all." "Uh, Marcella, let me introduce myself again." "I'm Peaches." "I ain't Angelle." "Say that fool stuff again, know that your ass is whupped." "You really need to know who I am." " Next time, I'ma let her loose." " Get out of my shop." "You better know me, baby!" "They writing' books about me!" "Close that door." "I'm calling the police!" "Call the police!" "Give me a reason!" "Give them a reason to lock me up... ooh!" "Heave!" "Do it right." "And heave... ho!" "Heave!" "Oh, you better not do that." "You might break a nail." "Gotta get in the cracks." "Right." "Come on, now." "You gotta get it wet." " It's a man thing, baby." " Right." "That's real manly." "See that?" "I can do it without looking." "Ooh!" "You're a bad boy." "Gianni, that hairstyle's from 1962... when Gladys Knight was still with the Pips." "A mess." "Simone!" "Madam C.J. Walker invented the straightening comb." "Use it!" " Tiffany!" " Ooh!" "The grand prize is $50,000, not 5." "That's a $5.00 basement hairstyle." "Rework it." "Jun Ni, keep doing feet." " That's whack." " Mr. Drake." "If you stop being a playboy and start being a hair stylist... you wouldn't have this creation of a mess." "Hee hee hee!" "Angelle... you rock that." "Thanks, sis." "Do it again." "Hey, this one I got old shoe." "You want to try this one?" "Ooh, girl, no." "Get out of here." " But..." "Get out!" "Don't hit..." "OK, you crazy." "Like you gonna hit me or something." "I'm not gonna hit you." "You don't mind a little wine, do you?" "Mm-mm." "Tell you I'm a chef?" " Are you really?" " No." " Ha ha ha!" " I hope you like it." "I'm gonna be very honest." "Oh, you want to play?" "I ain't started playing yet, Peaches." "Mmm." "Mmm!" " Is that all right?" " Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Ha ha ha ha." "Mr. Cliff..." "You're real sweet." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Keep it real." "I want to dance with you." "Is that real enough?" "That's... that's real real." "Real dangerous, Mr. Cliff." "Ooh!" "Yeah, baby!" "Whooo!" "Yeah!" " Yes!" " Yes!" "We got this." "Hey, you." "Good night, you guys." " Good night." " Good night, Angelle." " Oh, yeah." " Mm-hmm!" "Mmm." "Ohh..." "Oh, my God!" " What?" " Oh!" "Who's that?" "What just happened here?" "Who was that?" "It's open!" "I don't know whatever happened to "Who is it?" but..." "Hey, what's up, Angelle?" "Is Peaches around?" "No, she's not, but, um... come on in." "Have a seat." "Ahem." "Wine?" "No, no, I'm good on the wine." "You expect her back anytime soon?" "You look nice." "Thank you." "You look... like you been drinking." "Damn!" "Girl, you been throwin' them back." "What's going on, Angelle?" "I was really thinking of something." "Um, when Peaches and I were younger... our grandmother decided that we could have a pet." "I... wanted this... yellow crested parakeet." "And, Peaches, she wanted a puppy." "The problem was, even back then we couldn't agree on much." "OK." "I mean, like, for days we were yelling and not speaking." "Drove Nana crazy." "OK, and then what happened?" "What happened after that?" "Ha ha ha." "I got a dog." "Damn." "I wanted that parakeet." "Uh, you know something, Angelle?" "It's all good right here, but I can't even trip." "You know what I mean?" "And you're feelin' on my leg..." "Well, it's right there." "I know, so why don't you just kind of get ov..." "Hey, Peaches." "Uh, you know something?" "L..." "I was just talking to your sister." "Uh, could you please excuse us?" "Listen, Peaches, this isn't even what..." "Huh." "I'll talk to you later." "Peaches, I'm..." "Uh-uh!" "I can't believe you." "Cliff?" "You know what, Angela?" "Do me a favor." "Don't take the knife out of my back too fast." "I might just bleed to death." "Peaches, you can't run away every time there's a problem." "Oh, no?" "Watch." "Nana was right." "You are afraid." "Nana?" "Nana?" "!" "Nana didn't give a damn about me!" "Because if she had, she wouldn't have left you everything!" "But you know what?" "This ain't even about money." "It's about trust and betrayal." "And you are the one person..." "I should have been able to depend on!" "I did not betray your trust!" "Peaches..." "Don't be mad at Cliff, OK?" "This was all my fault." "I was drinking." "My night's not..." "Come on, now." "We used to be best friends." "What happened?" "We grew up." "So what about the hair show?" "A-ha!" "Ohh, you're nervous." "Afraid you might lose your shop?" "I was, um... saving this for when we won." " Keep it." " Please." "I'll be back to get my stuff." "I'm sorry, Nana." "Wow." "This is a lot of food, baby." "It's all your favorite." "Yeah, I see." "Sit, sit." "Jun Ni... you know you didn't have to go through all this trouble." "No, I want to." "Yes." "You went through all this trouble..." "I got to eat it, right?" " Yes." "Start with the chicken." " The chicken?" "OK." "Can we pray first?" " Oh, yeah." " All right." "Uh, Lord... bless this food." "All the food." "And I hope you bless the hands that prepared this food... and bless the stomach that this food is gonna go into." " Amen." " Amen." "And I start with the chicken?" "Yeah." "It's right there on top." "You like?" "This is good, Jun Ni." "You made this?" "You really like it?" "You really like it?" "Yeah, this is good, baby." "Mmm!" "Yes!" "Here." "Some macaroni and cheese." "Mmm!" "Mmm, this is good, Jun Ni." "Black-eyed peas." "Mmm." "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "And some corn from here." "Ooh, some corn." "Give me that corn." "Oh, that's so juicy." "Mmm!" "Oh, Jun Ni!" "Mmm!" "Jun Ni!" "This food is turning me on." "Mmm!" "Yeah" "It's time to separate the weak from the strong" "Yeah" "It's time to separate the winners from the losers" "What side you on?" "What you gonna do" "When you confronted with competition, man?" "How you gonna react?" "You gonna fight back, huh?" "Or you gonna fall back?" "I'm Giovanni, and I let it be known" "In this phase ain't nobody fade me, homes" "Oh, man!" "This is crazy!" "I know!" "Love it!" "I think we're over here." "Exactly what are they selling?" "I don't know, but I'd buy some of it." "You're a whore." "You'll buy anything, slut." "I'm so exclusive" "Getting out the beat, I'm so elusive" "And who dare challenge daddy?" "After the show, I'm countin' hundred stacks" "With my feet propped up, why compete" "If you ain't tryin' to have this whole game locked up?" "Whoa!" "OK, uh, where's the box of hair?" " It's over here." " OK." "Uh, Gianni, I need you to start laying out... the first hairstyle with me." " Hold this." " You see an outlet?" "That would be back there." "Jun Ni, I need the blond hair, please." "We left at shop." "Oh, great." " Tiffany!" " Tiffany!" "Huh?" "Sweetie, I need you to go back to the salon... and get the blond hair." "Oh, who forgot the blond hair?" " You did!" " Oh." "OK, please make it snappy." " Keys, please." " Hurry up." "Just ten minutes to the Wash and Wear competition." "Hurry, Tiffany!" "Quickly!" "Quickly, people!" "Let's unpack those boxes." "Come on, I want them right there!" "I want you to plug in those irons." "I want..." "Fiona!" "Where's my coffee?" "All right, I want my sign." "Where's my sign?" "Where..." "I want that sign, I want it over there..." "I want you to raise it up." "I want you to raise it up." "I want to see my name up high." "The winning name should be up high." "High!" "Hi." "Winning name up high." "Thank you!" "Let's go!" "Come on, we got a show to win." "This is my show." "This is my show." "Yes!" "Ladies and gentlemen... put your hands together for your host Dark Gable!" "It's about you, baby!" "It's about you!" "Get busy!" "Yeah!" "Don't hurt her, girl." "I know it's all about you, baby." "Don't worry about nothin'." "Don't hurt nobody!" "This is Hair..." "Hair Battle..." "Hair Battle..." "Hair Battle Royale!" "Whoo whoo whoo!" "Whoo!" "Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Hair Battle Royale!" "Sponsored by Revlon..." "professional, realistic." "I am your host, Dark Gable!" "I need more shine." "Where is the spray?" "More spray." "And I want to get a little more volume, so I need some clips." "OK, I'll get the clips." "Oh!" "Unh." "Baby..." "Oh, I can't do this." "Calm down, Angelle." "You do good." "Angelle!" "Oh, gee, you look tense." "Ha ha ha!" "That child ain't right." "Ohh, Simone, your style is fantastic." " Thank you." " Real nice." "Cliff, I..." "I just want to say I'm..." "I'm sorry." "Don't even worry about it." "It's all right." " Don't sweat, all right?" " OK." "Hey, guys, why don't you give me a nice little smile?" "Say "Angelle's" on three." "One, two, three." " Angelle's!" " Angelle's!" "Up first, ladies and gentlemen, is our natural styles." "Welcome to the Hair Battle Royale... where we came to shut it out!" "Yo, we gotta go." "It's time." "OK." "All right." "Jessica, go do your thing." "Go, girl." "She looks great." "Ooh." "Lord, do your thing." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "I feel a little bit of rumble-bumble backstage." "And they better bring it on!" "Haah!" "Natural styles are something everybody wants to wear now." "She has burgundy colors and brown colors." "She's working this feather... to accent her dress and her eyelashes." "Up next on this runway are two fierce divas... her hair was made out of yarn... and she's working with blue, burgundy and brown." "Ladies and gentlemen... you're looking at our wonderful flowers and knots." "At the base of her knots... they all have prepared little flowers... braided at the base." "All right, work it!" "The queen of the Nile, she decided to show up today." "Her hair is very long... but they've taken it up and made a natural palm tree." "Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it... the afro kiss, the flowers with knots... the cultural mix, and the natural palm tree." "Peaches!" "You getting your stuff so you can come to the show?" "What you doing?" "No... the question is, what are you doing?" "Aren't you supposed to be at the hair battle?" "Yeah, but we forgot the blond weave." "You coming, right?" "Oh, Peaches..." " Look, Tiffany..." " Peaches..." "Peaches!" "Now, look, I don't know if you know this or not... but Angelle is a brand-new person since you been here." "I've never seen that woman smile so much." "She has a life now, and I know it's because of you." "Huh." "Your grandmother must be turning in her grave." "Her hanging out with us, going to the bar... chillin', letting' her hair down... that would've never happened if you were not here." "You have made such a difference in her life." "In all of our lives, really." "Peaches, she needs you." "And from the look on your face, you need her, too." "So..." "I hope you, um... take what I just said into consideration... before you do anything hasty." "Good luck." "Thanks." "I hope you change your mind." "Just in case you don't know it..." "Angelle really loves you and she cares... a lot." "It's been a long night, and pimpin' ain't easy." "We're down to twelve salons, folks." "Let's see what they've got in our color competition." "Hair affair..." "if you're not bringin' it... you better leave it alone." "Ha ha!" "It's called..." ""If I lose this competition..." ""you'll never work in this town again."" "Never." "This is fabulous." "Skittles..." "taste the rainbow." "Ha ha ha!" "Ow!" "I been working this thing for you!" "She's walking like a little polka dot Barbie doll." "She's working this white platinum hair... with red polka dots all over the top." "Wanna be you at your finest?" "Well, it must be this afro." "Black and white afro." "She's not playing with all those multicolors in it." "I hope you caught those Skittles in her eyes." "Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise!" "Pow!" "I hope you don't go home with the blues." "See?" "And I tell you she's not playing." "Turquoise and all that, ow!" "You better go, you rock star!" "Blond in the front, fuchsia in the middle... and purple in the back!" "Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise!" "Let's see those cats walk!" "Mohawk!" "Polka dotted all around... and we're workin' this afro right now." "She's... oww!" "So cute." "Little girl fly." "Now, guess what?" "It's time to say good-bye... to all our little lovelies." "Ha ha ha!" "Oh, Nana." ""Happy is the man that findeth wisdom..." ""and the man that getteth understanding." ""My dearest Peaches..." ""if you are reading this..." ""then I know you've grown into a beautiful woman." ""Know that, in the end..." ""all you have is each other." ""I love you." "Nana."" "I love you, too, Nana." "I'm on my way, Angie." "Ladies, it's been a long night." "I know you're tired and ready to go home..." "But guess what?" "We're down to our final six salons." "Our final six are..." "Headhunters!" "Next of the six..." "Hair Affair!" "Now, you know they was fighting in the back... but I'm not mad at 'em." "The next of the final six is Dreamweavers!" "Oh, yeah!" "They always said they were gonna work it... but guess what?" "They're the next..." "Crown and Glory!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Up next, the fifth team is..." "Styles of Life!" "And the last team to move up to the fantasy island round... is none other but Angelle's!" " Oh!" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" "I told y'all we could do this." "Whoo!" "Yes!" "You know you're lookin' good!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Whoo!" "Fantasy Island!" "Something you've never seen before." "I've been all over the world." "Been at all the shows." "Seen 'em all for myself... but hang onto your seats... as we enter our world of Fantasy Island!" "Go, Dark!" "Yeah, yeah!" "It's galactic, it's stellar, it's zenith." "It's an Astrological Phenomenon." "In front, the incomparable five-time reigning champion..." "Headhunters of Beverly Hills." "It's out of this world!" "Welcome to the Hair Battle Royale!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "She's bad!" "You want to make some noise!" "You guys want me to shut this thing off?" "Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together... for Headhunters of Beverly Hills." "Hey, everybody!" " Aah!" " Peaches!" " Ow!" " We gonna win!" "Um..." "Angie?" "I am so sorry." "Nana was right..." "about everything." "Oh, Peaches, I love you." "I'm so sorry." "I love you, too." "Ha ha!" "I'm so glad you're here." "All right, child, let's do this." "We gotta win this." "That's awesome." "Just want to say that..." "I'm sorry." "It was not the way it looked, believe it or not." "Cliff, there's no need to apologize." "OK." "We were friends and we still are friends, OK?" "I mean, let's be honest." "You wanted the skinny one from the beginning anyway." "I was just a nice sexy fly..." " Ooh!" " Ooh!" " Wow!" " Oh!" "Damn!" "Think she got a breath this time?" "Ooh, when you call me Big Poppa..." "OK..." "OK, player..." "Mmm... ha ha ha!" "OK, y'all." "Drake, you need to go get the girl." "Gianni, I need you to get the products..." "Tiffany, go get the two guys." "Simone, I need you to light some candles... and pray and do your Mother Earth stuff." "Jun Ni, just play with Brian." "Sister, we got this." " Ooh!" " OK." "Let's do this." "We gonna win!" " You!" " Yeah!" "Whassup, whassup, whassup, whassup, whassup?" "DoyouseewhatIsee ?" "Oh, my gosh, they're at the bottom of the sea!" "I feel like swimmin' now." "Wait a minute!" "I know she not lookin' at herself in the sea shell." "I'm lookin' at pink hair... white hair, sea shells by the sea shore." "I'm lookin' at a multicolored mermaid." "Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together... for that diva at the runway!" "I'm looking at immaculate makeup... and I see some seaweed!" "Ha ha ha!" "Now, put your hands together for Hair..." "Affair!" "Yeah!" "I am overwhelmed!" "Nowhere in this world... have you ever seen anything quite like this." "Representing the big city of dreams..." "Dreamweavers!" "Show us what you're working with!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Ladies, what you're looking at right now... is all made by braids!" "And if you look real close..." "You'll see a Monte Carlo, a Rolls-Royce, a Porsche... and the cars are on the bridge!" "Dreamweavers!" "Ohh, my God!" "Whoo!" "What you talkin' about, girl?" "Never seen anywhere in the world... ladies and gentlemen, hang onto your seats... presenting all the way from the dirty south..." "Crown and Glory!" "Have they woke up the queen?" "Have they woke up the queen?" "Ahh!" "Oww!" "Is that not walking the dead, ladies and gentlemen?" "Clap if you like what you see!" "Make some noise!" "Crown... and..." "glory!" "And now, the newcomer, the first-year entrant..." "Angelle of Beverly Hills!" "Strong... fierce... sexy." "Ladies and gentlemen, and now, the newcomer's first entry... clap for Angelle of Beverly Hills!" "Make some noise, somebody!" "You never seen nothing quite like this!" "She's the queen of the jungle!" "Ladies and gentlemen... first-timer, Angelle of Beverly Hills!" "Put your hands together for Angelle of Beverly Hills!" " Yes!" " Yes!" "They've waited all year for this particular day." "Now, for the moment that we've been waiting on... in third place..." "Crown and Glory!" "Ha ha ha!" "That's right, 'cause there's only room for one." "Crown and Glory with their unique Egyptian theme!" "Put your hands together." "Crown and Glory!" "Now, ladies and gentlemen..." "I know you've been waiting on this all night." "But guess what?" "In second place, we have..." "Headhunters!" "What?" "What?" "Yes!" "This is some bullshit." "Ah!" "I don't do second place." "OK, give it to me." "Goddamn!" "Congratulations, Astrological Phenomenon." "Guess what?" "That was..." "Headhunters." "Don't hate the player." "Now, let me let you know something..." "This is what we've been waitin' on." "Our winner for the Royale Battle here... not to be toyed with, not to be played with... came strong and kept it coming... the winner of this year's Hair Battle Royale... is Angelle's!" "Aah!" "Yes!" "Angelle's from Beverly Hills!" "Peaches, come on!" "It's our moment!" "You know what, sis?" "This is your moment." "I love you, Angelle." "But I couldn't have done this without you." "This is our moment." "Now come on." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Get down, girl." "Get down!" "Whoo!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Whooooo!" "Yes, sweetheart!" "We did it!" "Ladies and gentlemen, giving you..." "Angelle's!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yes!" " Mwah!" " Mwah!" " Whoo!" " Whoo!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yeah" "This one's going out to" "All the ladies listening to this record" "All you need is love" "Oh, yeah" "Someone to hold" "Girl, you need someone like me" "All you need is love" "To show you real love" "Someone to hold" "Someone to share with" "All you need is love" "You need someone that needs you, hold you tight" "You need someone that needs you, hold you tight" "Make sure everything's all right" "You need someone, oh, baby" "Girl, I'm that someone" "Someone to hold" "Someone to share with" "I met you in Cali" "But have you ever been to Boston?" "Let's travel the world, I know you don't get out often" "Money's tight, and it be costin'" "But there's only one life to live, and I'm fallin'" "It gets lonely, wanna make you my one and only" "My only, the only one that could control me" "When no one else can..."