"They are going to bring them out now." "Move away, kid." "You're blocking our view." "Come on, play something..." "To cheer them up." "What?" "We only play classical music." "Play something from Schumann." "Let's play "The Daydreaming"." "That's enough, Gypsies." "Get lost." "You know, they are just common bums." "Don't say that." "They're our husbands after all." "I know those two faces from somewhere, Sir." "Their pictures have been all over the papers for a month." "So, that's them." "Bighead and Picklock!" "How much did they get?" "Ten years." "Now it's 1 941 ..." "That means till March 1 951 ." "They cleaned up many banks in Europe." "But our police arrested them!" "Our police is the best." "They shouldn't have come back here." "They had to." "Our numerous experts, I mean forgers and burglars, are fleeing because of Hitler." "Belgrade is full of them." "We sure had a lot of our professionals across Europe!" "Hey!" "He forced your lock!" "Shut it down, dust is coming in." "It's all right." "Take these gentlemen to put on our domestic clothing, we don't want them to stain their fine suits." "Move it!" "I'm going to make fine and honest people out of you!" "Me!" "THE heist OF THE third reich" "See for yourself, Sir!" "Someone broke into the officers' depot." "It's a disgrace!" "A disgrace!" "I understand that someone brakes into a bank." "But that someone, in broad daylight, in prison, robs the officers' mess..." "And what were you doing while they were lock picking all the doors to get here?" "What?" "What do you think, you idiots, who did it?" "Who?" "I think it was a thief, Sir." "Certainly, you moron." "But who was that thief?" "How do we know?" "There are plenty of thieves around here." "A common thief or a pickpocket couldn't do this!" "But..." "Who?" "A burglar!" "What does a thief protect when you swing the club?" "We don't know, Sir!" "Same as you, you bums!" "And what does a burglar protect?" "Now I'm going to teach you." "Get all the thieves in line!" "On the double!" "I know you, handsome." "You are the famous Bighead." "No, I am Picklock." "l am Bighead." "What's this all about?" "Shut up!" "Who are these two, you moron?" "Burglars." "And what do the burglars hide?" "What do they hide and protect?" "Gold, jewelry..." "What they had stolen!" "They hide their precious hands, you fools!" "Because they have nothing in their heads!" "Show me your hands!" "Come on, come on!" "Don't be afraid." "Up, up, up!" "Those hands are the worst enemy of the Kingdom of Yugoslavia." "The whole European police is looking for those hands." "Well, gentlemen, how do you like it here?" "Do you like the food?" "The food is fine." "Of course, when you broke into the officers' mess!" "You think it is a Belgian bank you could rob every day?" "Take the scum into the solitary until further notice!" "You are mistaken..." "Move!" "How about "fall out", Sir?" "Fall out!" "Shut your filthy mouth!" "Don't make me have to shout!" "Hey!" "Guards!" "is there anyone alive in this dump?" "Picklock, is that you?" "Bighead !" "They've been bringing me no slops for two days!" "Me neither!" "What's going on?" "Come on, you're a genius for locks!" "Let's see what you got!" "Bighead?" "Bighead?" "Bighead!" "Bighead, are you alive?" "Bighead!" "Why are you shouting?" "Where have you been?" "I got tired." "Let's go." "You mean, out?" "All the way out?" "You want all the way in?" "l want all the way out." "Miller, there are two more here." "Come on, come on!" "Yes, right away." "What is it?" "Krauts. lt seems that Yugoslavia collapsed." "Faster!" "When?" "I didn't hear anything." "lt collapsed quietly." "Unlock the door!" "Unlock it!" "Let me take care of it, Sir." "So, this knowledge brought you here?" "I'm the best, Sir." "Get out!" "Understood." "Get out!" "As you probably know by now, the Kingdom of Yugoslavia is no more." "The great German Reich establishes a new order here also." "Sir, what are you going to do with them?" "Do you want to be put in a solitary?" "No!" "Why, Sir?" "Germans are a civilized people but they will not tolerate Serbian dirty tricks." "That's right!" "Hail Hitler!" "Now go back to the cells!" "Come on, bums!" "Faster, faster!" "Move it, move it!" "Colonel, we've got a safe for you." "Very well." "Let me see it." "A very nice safe." "Take it to my office." "Lieutenant Boehme, do you have a key or a combination?" "l'm sorry, I have none." "What?" "What should I do with a safe, which I cannot open?" "Put it down..." "Put it down, you idiots!" "Muzi, for God's sake, what happened?" "These idiots pinned my leg with the safe!" "Get out, you Serbian pigs!" "My poor Muzi!" "Does it hurt?" "Let me take off your boot." "No, it's all right now." "Lieutenant, I didn't introduce you to my wife." "Anna, lieutenant Boehme." "Anna." "Madam, how nice of you to take such a long way from home." "I am the wife of a German officer, lieutenant." "Gentlemen, excuse me, I was going to take a bath." "Colonel has a very good taste." "Yes..." "But what shell we do with the damn safe now?" "You two... follow me." "According to this you are well known burglars across Europe." "It's all right." "It is not entirely true, lieutenant." "How's that?" "We're not common burglars, we're artist, Sir." "It's just what I need, a favor from such artists." "What kind of favor, Sir?" "Handcuff them." "My God, who is this?" "Sorry, we scarred you." "In what language should I communicate with those pigs?" "In refined German, Sir." "You have an excellent safe here, Sir." "Hey, this couldn't be better for an escape." "What?" "We're just consulting." "And...?" "lt is difficult, but we'll manage." "Can we hope to get some reward?" "Move!" "Get to work!" "Yes, of course." "I've got it." "Don't open it until we think of something." "No fooling around!" "There are guards on the street and under the window." "But I can't see what's in the back." "You keep looking at the window." "I'll drive those crazy ideas out of your heads!" "is there any problem?" "We're not used to work before an audience." "is that so?" "Should we get out?" "Remove the guards, perhaps?" "Besides, we're hungry." "We cannot concentrate." "Get Anna to give them something to eat." "Thanks." "Hallo?" "..." "I'm listening." "When?" "Lieutenant, there's a draft here." "Do you like it?" "lt's excellent." "No." "I'm on my way." "They caught those bandits." "They had valid papers." "From now on I'll keep all the papers in my safe." "I'll fuck you for this sooner or later." "What did you say?" "The combination, Sir." "If you don't open the safe in ten seconds, I'll have you shot on the spot." "Just a moment, please." ""Safe manufacturer Leopold Weischer."" "The safe is very good." "Excellent!" "Go to the table and write the combination!" "They are going to whack us." "You remember the Toza's bar?" "l do." "If we succeed, we'll meet there." "Let's go!" "Yeah, right." "They should clean the floor first." "Eat that up!" "Let us wash our hands first, Madam." "My God, do they wash their hands too?" "During our stay in Germany we learned a great deal about German culture." "Well, I see..." "Follow me." "Will you really do what you've said?" "l promised the woman." "When?" "We'll see." "Here!" "And don't make a mess." "No!" "You can't go in here!" "Open the door right now!" "Just a moment, please!" "The gentleman is doing number two." "Open up or I'll shoot!" "What the hell is going on here?" "For God's sake!" "You're crazy!" "Why are you going after me?" "I am one of ours!" "Go after Krauts!" "What are you doing here?" "You are a convict!" "No way." "This is my pajamas." "You have a number too." "l forgot to take off the price." "Listen, an angry husband is after me." "Help me, please." "You were also with Nata from the post office?" "Yes." "Come on." "Good day, Madam." "It's occupied!" "I won't go into their johns no matter what." "Let's go!" "Come on, shithead, get out." "Fuck you, Bighead." "Where did you get that suit?" "A good man gave it to me." "His son was taken POW on the first day of war." "But you forgot about me." "Go in there and change." "His two sons were taken POW?" "No, you fool." "His son had two suits." "Where to now?" "Home, to Belgrade." "Hurry up!" "And you say you're not stupid." "Throw that in the john, man!" "Flush it." "There is no water." "Of course there isn't." "This is a Serbian john, you idiot, not an English one." "What did you say?" "Now I'm going to show you, you vagabond." "You did remember you had a young wife and a kid !" "I couldn't escape until the Krauts came." "The whole world lost when they came, only such a bum gained." "Now I'm going to teach you a lesson." "You're not going to roam anymore. -l won't, I swear." "lt was a goal!" "lt was not!" "lt was a clean goal!" "lt's a theft, you're a thief!" "Both you and your father are thieves!" "Whose father is a thief, you baboon?" "He was in jail and now he's hiding." "Why doesn't he come out?" "Stop, stop, stop!" "First, the goal was regular." "And second, who told you that I'm a thief?" "Your father maybe?" "Yes, I told him." "Hello, doctor!" "Children, you know the score, keep playing." "Get into the house!" "Come in, do you hear me?" "I apologize." "No talking !" "Get lost!" "Now!" "Where do you think you're going, you fool?" "So, neighbor, you claim that I'm a thief?" "Absolutely." "One day we're going to discuss that very seriously." "There is no need." "No, I promised." "And when I promise something..." "Move so I can get in." "Why through the window, for God's sake?" "It's not a bank!" "Yes, it is." "Here is my gold." "You're crazy!" "This is my vault!" "Now I'm going to crack it open!" "Help!" "A robbery in broad daylight!" "That's enough!" "Just a little more, please." "Enough." "Save something for later, honey." "Just a bit more." "No, that's enough." "It's noon already." "Freedom is so sweet!" "What freedom, honey?" "We escaped, didn't we?" "There are bars here too." "Why?" "We have to have them, sugar." "There are thieves around here." "is that so?" "See, neighbor Schwarzkopf." "Should I say hello?" "Better not, he is a Kraut." "He already asked about you." "He did?" "I'm so stupid !" "You stupid?" "Don't listen to that Bighead." "You think I'm not?" "You're a genius compared to him." "Let me kiss my clever little head !" "Don't do that again..." "Just a little!" "What is the matter with you?" "Picklock, Desa!" "Are you finished?" "Yes, we are." "Let's go to the city. I'm dying to stroll on the corso." "Me too." "Her too." "You can't go without papers." "Look how he's starring at you." "Do you get along well with the neighbor Kraut?" "We're getting along with him, but he's not getting along with us." "He works for the police." "So, we're busted, then." "It's no use to hide." "Come on, get out." "Let's go." "Good day." "Good day." "Good day, neighbor." "They let you out?" "No." "Yes, they did." "They did?" "We did a big favor to Germans." "What kind of favor?" "A professional favor." "That's nice." "But do you have some papers?" "No." "Yes, of course." "We will check them out." "Did you check yourselves in?" "Yes." "No, we just arrived." "It would be better that you do that as soon as possible." "Of course." "Good day." "Good day." "Good day, neighbor." "Good day." ""lt would be better that you do that as soon as possible."" "My sweetheart is so talented !" "Yes, he's very bright." "Listen, folks, if we don't loose this character soon, we blew it." "You mean, a candle?" "Yes, Rosa, a candle." "Schwarzkopf is following us." "Where is he?" "There..." "Don't point!" "Hey, watch it!" "We must get rid of him." "How?" "We're going to the movie theater." "And what about him?" "We're taking him with us." "You imitate him excellent." "Hitler?" "Schwarzkopf." "Shout in his voice, "Hitler kaputt!"" "Why?" "l'll explain it to you later." "You have nothing to explain to him..." "Don't do that." "Will you listen to your wife or to me?" ""Hitler kaputt."" "Louder, don't be afraid." ""Hitler kaputt!"" "Who shouted?" "You have ten seconds to name the guilty person or I'll have you all shot!" "Captain, Sir!" "Such offensiveness was shouted by a very distinctive voice." "And...?" "Every one of us should shout "Hitler kaputt"." "Everyone will shout:" ""Churchill kaput"." "Sir, let me explain... I can explain everything, Sir." "For such a provocation I'm authorized to give a quick verdict!" "Hold on." "How I love to see a real bank!" "Powerful!" "When I rob it, to know what I robbed!" "He's making out with a bank, folks!" "For you a bank and a woman are the same thing." "Admit that you're jealous." "Me, jealous of a bank?" "You are, a little." "Nonsense!" "Bighead, don't turn around." "Two guys are watching you." "Go, I'm watching your back." "Popcorns, peanuts!" "Good day." "You used to take ladies to "The Serbian Krown"" "and now "popcorns, peanuts"!" "Where have you been, bosses?" "When did you arrive?" "We're just passing through." "Let's make some business!" "We're with the ladies." "Get lost, pickpocket!" "You're not of that caliber." "Excuse me." "As far as "The Serbian Krown" is concerned, he's right." "We'll have money again." "Enough with this trumpet of yours, you filthy Gipsy!" "Come on!" "What the hell is with him?" "He's pissed off because you're better than him." "Look at this beauty!" "Bad luck!" "We've got busted in it." "Because of your stupidity." "Hey, give it a rest." "There is nothing in it." "The Krauts sucked it dry." "Let's do some small business, I'm begging you." "Picklock, get rid of him." "And you keep telling him he's stupid. lt's not fair!" "Because he is." "While I was cleaning up the vault, his greedy ass went to hit Mitic's jewelry shop." "Look, what an idiot!" "What's the matter, people?" "Let me do my job!" "I don't want to see you with those small thieves again!" "Just a little, for the expenses." "Read it!" ""Belgrade's citizen A.C.H. convicted by the War Court to death by shooting because of theft."" "The Krauts are bluffing !" "Bluffing, huh?" "And what's this?" "You want us to end up like this, like small thieves?" "Let's go." "We must do something." "Why don't you take a break, sugar?" "We're in trouble now, he's getting some ideas." "There is no future here for us." "We must move on." "Where to?" "You're not going anywhere!" "I'm sorry, ladies, it's inevitable." "Where can we go?" "And where can we find some papers?" "You don't know?" "Think, your wife says you're not stupid." "Of course he isn't." "l know. ln the colonel's safe." "You have figured it out, sugar!" "You want us to go back there?" "You're crazy." "We have to, bro." "But why should you leave now...?" "They're checking papers." "Let's go." "Where should we go?" "Paris, Brussels?" "Paris, Brussels, the whole Europe..." "Germans swept it all." "Where should we go?" "We're going into the lion's den." "Where is that?" "You catch on slowly." "We're going to Berlin!" "You're not normal!" "We came to that conclusion a long time a go." "Europe's treasures are in Berlin now." "Berlin's the real thing !" "lf we are real." "Are we?" "We are!" "Berlin!" "A normal guy would never get such an idea." "That's right!" "What does he say?" "l don't know, but he is very funny!" "Do you want to dance?" "Would you excuse me, ladies and gentleman." "I'm going back home tomorrow morning." "But, Anna, this is your evening." "Stay a bit longer." "I'm really sorry." "Enjoy the evening." "Stay there and watch." "In case of any danger, whistle quietly and run away." "Understood?" "Of course, I'm not stupid." "Did you find something?" "Everything we need." "And more." "The list of Jews for deportation." "Forget that now!" "Forget this, forget that..." "Are you finished?" "Let's go." "What are you doing?" "I promised the lady, remember?" "Please, don't!" "You know I have to keep my promise." "Hold on, you maniac!" "What is going on, Anna?" "Why is she screaming?" "What's the matter with you tonight?" "Something wonderful happened to me." "I just don't know if that was a dream or..." "Good day." "Good day." "Just a moment, Madam." "Watch out!" "We're going to take a picture." "Be serious." "Be serious." "Excuse me, Madam..." "Look here. -l'm really going to take the picture now." "Come on, get serious." "Come on, you sit there." "Move." "You sit there." "Be serious..." "Madam, I'm so sorry." "Come on, get out." "Take care of the lady first." "I apologize." "What can I do for you?" "The photographs." "Oh, yes..." "Which ones?" "Of me, my late husband and my second husband." "Yes, I remembered." "Just a moment." "Here you are." "Ceda is the best in montage in the whole Balkan." "lt's perfect." "Thank you." "Everything's all right." "It's already been paid." "Thank you." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Can you do the same for me?" "This: me, my ex husband and my second husband?" "No." "Picklock and his cousin." "Which cousin?" "Adolf Hitler." "Why are you fooling around like this?" "But if you can't make it so that I could show it to Hitler himself..." "Who says I can't make it?" "Shame on you to say that." "Look at this!" "Look!" "What else do you need?" "Uncle Mosha." "I need him desperately." "You know that they put all Jews in prison." "l forgot about that." "Why do you need him?" "Give me three cards." "This is the police!" "Come on, man..." "Mute, you've grown up!" "And your hair too." "Tell me, where is Picklock?" "He is here." "Good day." "Good day." "Come in." "Good day." "Uncle Mosha, you know Mr. Bighead. -l know him." "He needs a small favor from you." "I'm sorry, but I do no favors of that kind." "It's not what you think, Uncle Mosha." "I have a little strength left in me and I use it only to help the victims of Nazism and those who fight against it." "What is this?" "The list of Jews for deportation." "Where did you get this from?" "I'm fighting against Nazism in my own way, Uncle Mosha." "My dear Sara, you and Philip will spent the best years in this dump." "I was supposed to get married the day the war began." "I'll make you coffee." "What should I do with this?" "He is going against the Third Reich with his bare hands!" "If you succeed, we'll all be proud of you." "If you help us with your skills, we're all right." "It'll be more than an ordinary heist." "What do you say, Mute?" "Me?" "Hit me with three cards." "There you are." "Thanks, honey." "Sorry, it's from roasted barley." "We don't have real coffee." "We'll send you real coffee from there." "He will, for sure." "When he makes a promise." "Come on, honey, it was enough for today." "Just a little more." "My love." "You won't let me rest whole day long." "Leave the woman alone, you animal!" "What is it?" "What's the rush?" "You're not on a holiday." "Great deeds are before us and you." "I'm coming." "OK. I have to talk things over with the neighbor." "Don't waste your time." "What did you say?" "You know, when I promise something." "Find One-Eyed and the guys." "I'm waiting for you there." "Hello, Desa." "She can't get up." "You animal!" "Where is One-Eyed?" "lt's a goal!" "lt is not!" "Hello." "Bighead, the children." "Stop, stop!" "lt's a theft, you're thieves!" "First, the goal was regular." "It was not!" "lt was to!" "Yes, it was!" "Tell your Dad I would like to talk to him." "Hurry up." "Children, an excellent movie begins in ten minutes." "You may still get in time." "Uncle One-Eyed will give you money." "There you are, kids!" "Grab it!" "That thief in my house?" "Never!" "What should I tell him?" "Tell him he can't fool me." "He wants to investigate how to rob us." "Good afternoon." "What do you want?" "You are a serious man with many academic titles and you said. -l did." "That I am a thief?" "Yes." "And I stick with it." "Then let's go in and talk more serious about it." "Only over my dead body." "Fine." "Then I'll have to use some other methods." "Good day." "And I don't want to see you in my courtyard again!" "We've arranged a small demonstration for you to see how my skills are full of magic and secrets." "Well, am I a thief?" "I don't hear you." "You're not a thief." "You must make a difference between me and common thieves, kleptomaniacs." "And where are my things?" "I hold you personally responsible that every piece is put back to it's place without a scratch." "Understood." "His wife is still unconscious on the floor. -ls that right?" "Madam?" "Madam." "Let's go." "Not through the window, you thieves, through the door!" "Madam, Sir." "Sorry for the disturbance." "I'm going away and we might never see each other again." "And I'd hate that you remember me as a thief." "Madam, I beg you once more to forgive me." "Neighbor." "Excellent." "You must get used to your new identity." "Do you understand?" "I don' believe he does." "But I know what you mean." "You are Dr Helmut Koerner." "And you are a pilot Wolfgang Moser." "Uncle Mosha, really very "gut"." "But, please, don't try to talk German." "You will be a deaf-mute." "Can you remember that?" "Look what Ceda made for you." "I think I did a pretty good job too." "Gentleman, you are really the first-class artists." "Put that in the passport and show it to no one." "How can we repay you?" "Send us a post-card to let us know that you've succeeded." "It would be the best reward and recognition for our effort." "Before you go, make some fuss, so they check you out." "It would be the best way to make them check your papers." "Right. lt's better that they kill us here than there." "Right!" "Why such a long face?" "lt's not." "What are you going to do if we don't come back?" "You'll come back." "You always came back." "I don't know." "This time we're going into the lions cage." "My God, only you can think of such foolishness!" "Why, Rosa?" "Do you think you could manage it?" "Why else should I take such a long trip?" "I'll tell you something that will cheer you up." "Tell me." "I'll tell you just before you get on a train." "Tell me now." "No, I won't." "l don't want to distract you." "Tell me, tell me." "Do you hear what I'm saying?" "What, Rosa?" ""A new moon is on the night sky" ""Picklock, where will you "be passing by" ""A new moon is on the night sky" ""Bighead, fare thee well "and goodbye" ""A new moon is on the night sky" ""Picklock, where will you "be passing by" ""A new moon is on the night sky" ""Bighead, fare thee well "and goodbye" "What's with the ties?" "It's because of the Krauts." "And you're all dressed up." "lch bin Deutsche!" "You scarred the shit out of me." "You two take those suitcases to the railroad station, check them in and wait for us there." "is that so?" "Yes." "We'll hire a bearer, Rosa." "Waiting will make us nervous." "We'll keep an eye on them." "If something happens to me, son, I'm counting on you to take care of your mother." "OK?" "Do you know "Lilly Marlen"?" "We know everything." "Why?" "I'll explain it to you." "Gypsies, come here." "Stop!" "You're real heroes, you bastards." "Who said that?" "l did, you swine!" "What did he say?" "He's cursing." "A bandit!" "Take the swine to the Gestapo!" "Move it!" "The gentleman is with me." "Get up!" "Move!" "You Serbian swine!" "Can we jump the line, guys?" "We're in a hurry." "Where do you think you're going?" "Get back!" "Get back!" "I have to catch a train, man." "What kind of people you are!" "They are still in there?" "Yes, they are." "When one gets in there." "Shut up, bite your tongue!" "What is it?" "Get lost!" "Bring those two in here!" "On the double!" "Who are these bums?" "Speak up!" "These animals don't speak German, Sir." "You are all animals!" "Show me your papers, if you have them!" "What's with him?" "My companion is a deaf-mute." "You will be too, when you get out from here." "Now, look at these papers carefully, before I tell you that you're a piece of shit." "What?" "Hans!" "Peter!" "What is it?" "The passports of the Great Reich." "Get out!" "Out!" "Move!" "You too, out!" "Stop, please." "Perhaps we could take these beautiful ladies with us." "Yes, please!" "Bring our luggage, please." "Understood." "Congratulations." "They crawled up the Germans asses." "Are you jealous?" "Well, I am." "Get lost!" "Take the lovely ladies home." "The curfew begins soon." "Understood." "We're very fond of you, my ladies, but we must part." "May I have a kiss?" "Don't act like a fool." "Let's say goodbye properly." "This is what I wanted to tell you:" "I'm pregnant." "Try to make it back, you bum." "Ladies, if you please." "Thank you." "Have you heard?" "What?" "I'm going to be a dad." "Thank God." "You've been working very hard on that." "Excuse me." "Lieutenant Boehme." "Where?" "ln the corridor, he's smoking." "What are we going to do?" "l don't know." "Should we jump off a train?" "Why us?" "Who, then?" "They're checking the passengers." "Prepare you papers." "Look, I have also a dedication from my cousin." "Written with his own hand." "What is he, my Uncle?" "You're a brother in-law to his sister on his mother's side." "Good evening." "Your tickets, please." "Thank you." "Your papers." "Wolfgang Moser?" "Doctor Wolfgang Moser." "Your papers." "Helmut Koerner?" "Gentleman is a deaf-mute." "A pilot, who's plane has been taken down twice by the R.A.F." "I hope he paid them back in the same coin." "That's a long story." "Have a pleasant trip and goodbye." "Thank you." "It's not necessary." "Save that as your trump card." "Gee, I always get scared shitless." "You must keep it cool." "You're an air force hero." "This is a walking safe, man." "Leave her alone." "I can't. I can't stop thinking on her." "Where are you going?" "l have to take a piss." "Me too." "But I'm waiting for the lieutenant to go first." "Do you get it?" "The exit is near the toilet." "We must get rid of him." "I can't wait." "Hold on." "He's going to go soon." "Maybe Germans don't piss." "Occupied?" "Yes, we're waiting too." "And it's taking ages." "Maybe in the next car." "Yes. I can't hold on." "Come on, take a leak now." "What is it?" "We pushed the wrong guy, bro." "So, we're getting off on the next station." "You're finally using your brain?" "When the shit hits the fan." "Grab your things, we're getting off." "We're not getting off, he's getting off." "This man will follow us to the grave." "But to his grave." "How long till we get to Berlin?" "Where to?" "Just a moment." "Follow that cab." "My deaf-mute friend is delighted with this peace and tranquility on the streets of Berlin." "Where do you come from?" "From the Balkans." "The Balkans!" "Gross!" "And look at this here." "This peace is our greatest victory." "You didn't hear the news?" "No." "What's up?" "We've taken 200.000 Russians prisoner." "Fantastic!" "I am so happy!" "It's too much." "Thank you, thank you." "Look where l've brought you." "Strut a little." "You're a German now." "Good afternoon." "One room, please." "I'm sorry, everything's full." "I understand you, but explain that to this air craft hero." "He's been taken down twice by the R.A.F." "I am truly honored." "Here you are." "Thank you." "Take it, please." "No, I couldn't possibly." "Thank you, it's really too much." "What a gentleman!" "It's too much, Sir." "Thank you, thank you." "Why are you squandering money like that?" "They should see how gallant Serbs are." "You're German now, remember!" "Where did you get that money?" "Speak up!" "You're not a deaf-mute now!" "I was working a little while you were sleeping." "You're really a common thief." "Just a little, for the expenses." "Your greed will be the death of us." "Show me the rest." "Shame on you." "Shame on you." "I wonder where did they get the passports?" "l know." "You?" "How's that?" "They took them from my husband's safe. -lmpossible." "But that wasn't enough for them." "One of them crawled up into my bed." "And?" "And.?" "What did you do to them?" "Nothing." "What did he do to you?" "Maybe they're English spies." "I don't understand." "Why didn't you scream?" "Maybe I did." "I don't remember. I was completely beside myself." "Beside yourself?" "Why?" "Darling, you're jealous!" "Excuse me!" "Your papers, please." "Here you are." "Wolfgang Moser?" "Doctor Wolfgang Moser." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Helmut Koerner?" "The gentleman is a deaf-mute." "Thank you." "Good day." "Good day." "Deutsche Bank." "It is so powerful." "We're so miserable and they're so powerful." "That's why I am so keen to rob it." "How do you plan to do that?" "l have no idea." "I already see the front pages:" ""The Heist of the Third Reich"." "It would be an act of heroism." "They are real gentlemen." "Mr. Moser is a hero pilot." "He is a deaf-mute." "Really?" "Yes, he's the Fuhrer's cousin." "ls that so?" "Yes, but he doesn't like to spread it around." "Yes, heroes are modest." "He has many sublime virtues." "Be kind to give them these invitations." "Some reception?" "Yes, banker Reiner." "His daughter's engagement party." "The fiancé is my school mate." "I whish that he also has some distinguished guests." "The gentlemen will be very pleased. -l believe so." "What are they celebrating?" "l don't know." "Let's see." "Quiet, please!" "Dear Sirs, we're celebrating the fall of Smolensk and the fall of Harkow is just a matter of hours!" "The Fuhrer has already given the order:" "To Moscow!" "Hail Hitler!" "Hands up!" "They'll meet a horrible end." "Through ashes and soot they'll rummage in rugs among ruins." "You think so?" "l know." "I have a nice surprise for the gentlemen." "A surprise?" "What is it?" "Mr. Richard Reiner, the banker, has the honor to invite you to his reception." "The banker?" "Us?" "But we're going to rob him." "You're very witty." "Thank you." "The guy who doesn't speak German is a deaf-mute of course." "The other one is Dr Moser." "He speaks excellent German." "What else is he excellent at?" "Don't be such a bore." "I hate him!" "I'm going to destroy him!" "What do you think, what are they doing here?" "They're planning a big heist." "Here?" "It's arrogant and naive." "No, they are master thieves." "I don't understand." "Why don't you go to the police?" "You want to surprise them after they finish the job." "Anna, I'm not going back there." "Franz, you are a German officer." "I know." "But I can't live without you anymore." "Congratulations." "Thank you." "Dr Moser." "and Mr. Helmut Koerner." "Boehme told me so much about them." "Koerner is the Fuhrer's cousin." "Daddy, this is the Fuhrer's cousin, Mr. Koerner." "I am honored." "Let me announce it to our guests." "Please, don't." "But why?" "They'll be delighted." "He wants to remain anonymous." "He doesn't like publicity." "It would be great that we hear a few words from him." "From him?" "The gentleman became a deaf-mute after the crash of his airplane." "I'm very sorry." "He's very capricious." "Try to understand." "Don't worry!" "What if some fool here knows the whole Hitler's genealogy.?" "May I have this dance?" "Bear in mind that he is a convalescent." "Don't worry." "He is a serious invalid." "But he still dances!" "A real hero!" "is there some place we can talk?" "Of course." "Please, this way." "I have orders from the highest place to take care of him." "You have our full support." "I have to protect the dignity of our Fuhrer's cousin." "Since his second crash by the English, he's been showered with money and gold from everywhere." "Of course he is." "But he keeps all that in the hotel room." "My God!" "He doesn't trust banks." "Excuse me, but that's ridiculous." "German banks are completely safe now days." "I know that." "But he crashed twice." "I don't know how can I help you." "Should I take him to my bank so he can see for himself?" "You think so?" "l don't know." "l am at your service." "Day or night." "I'm taking him to Schoenenburg tomorrow, to see his mother." "I don't want to bother you tonight." "Day or night, Sir." "Johann knows the signs language." "Ask him to tell us about the Fuhrer." "What does he say?" "He says. life is good, ladies are beautiful." "We're going to win!" "Excuse me, I think he had enough for tonight." "Show us to the toilet." "Ladies and gentlemen, I wish you good night." "Good night!" "In a few minutes he's taking us to his bank." "I told him you hate banks, so try to act in that manner." "Yes!" "What else?" "You'll get the details when the time comes." "You think I'm stupid?" "That I'll forget?" "Yes." "We have to be quick and precise or we're dead." "In any case, let's say goodbye." "Let's do it." "Forgive me if I ever wronged you." "You didn't." "Let me ask you something." "Do you really think I'm stupid?" "l do." "Fine." "Let's go." "What does he say, Johann?" "He wants only me to drive him." "All right." "Johann, you may go." "If you please, my friend." "He's very capricious." "Indulge our host." "Come, come." "A nice, big bank!" "Thank you." "We leave tonight for Switzerland with the loot." "You're out of your mind." "My leave has already expired." "Besides, your husband knows about us." "Who told you?" "He knows." "We're in the same mess." "We must leave now." "Gentlemen, a toast!" "Hail Hitler!" "Excuse me, he mustn't have another sip." "But we can still drink." "Hail Hitler!" "No, no!" "I raise this glass in our leader's health." "I'm sorry, but he's tired and stressed out." "Yes, yes." "we'll get on with it." "What can I do for you, Sir?" "Shut down the alarm and bring me the keys." "I wish to show the bank to our hero." "He wants to see those alarms." "Of course." "Show the alarm to the gentleman." "This idea to bring him here is great." "Cheers!" "lt's solid as you can see." "Fantastic." "Tell me, what idiot would dare to rob a bank in Berlin these days." "He would have to be." "What do you say, my dear Sir?" "Why didn't you let him open the safe?" "You must do something too." "Hurry up. -l'm the boss!" "Where is the guard?" "He's sleeping." "Hurry up." "I'm the boss around here!" "O, yeah?" "Yes!" "Whole Europe trembles before these Krauts and look what we're doing to them." "What is it?" "Quickly, pack it up!" "What happened, gentlemen?" "Shut up." "Let's go, bro!" "We're done!" "Well, we know each other." "Shell we make a deal?" "That's not necessary." "So it was you who sent us those invitations." "Yes." "Now even you must realize that you're an inferior race." "Where is your companion?" "Him?" "He is here." "Me, stupid?" "You're the last living genius." "A superior race." "Uebermenshc!" "I knew you'll succeed." "Congratulations." "Madam, you too!" "Old friends meet again." "Get in, quickly." "Thank you, we have a car." "We must hurry up!" "Look, chocolate!" "Where did you get it from?" "My Dad sent me from Switzerland." "Not through the window!" "He's just like his Dad." "We're starving here and they are living like kings." "Don't say that." "They didn't forget us." "They sent chocolate for the kids." "They're so cute!" "They say, "Give some to the neighbor too."" "Children, Uncle Bighead and Picklock say hello." "Dusan, give them out." "They sent their regards to you too." "Thank you." "Since the war started, no one in Belgrade got a package from Switzerland." "Dusan, come quickly!" "Hurry up!" "Look what Uncle Bighead sent to you." "Coffee!" "It's real, look." "Of course!" "He always keeps his promises." "What do you say, Ceda?" "Three cards." "Stand pat." "What do you know!" "Look, Grandpa." "It will soon be over, children." "Over!" "Tell her to bring us something cold to drink." "You tell her." "You're hopeless." "Couldn't learn a foreign word in three years." "Repeat after me: "La ville." -"La ville."" "".de" "Montreux." -".de" "Montreux."" "How do you say "the lake"?" "You don't know?" "I know this." "This is Leman Lake." ""Au bord de le lac Leman."" "Wanna hear what I know?" ""Union de banques Suisses."" "What's in the newspapers?" "The war is going to end soon." "And who's winning?" "Very soon "Hitler kaput"!" "is it possible?" "Hitler "kaput"?" "That's impossible." "Let's go home." "Belgrade is free since fall and we're sitting here." "They'll put us back to jail." "The communists are in power now and the old verdicts are not in effect any more." "I have to see my wife and my son right away!" "Let's finish our drinks first!" "l'm going to go crazy!" "l have to see my son." "Oh, man!" ""We're Tito's young soldiers" ""And all our people "young and older" ""Came down to set "our country free" ""When Tito said:" ""Come, follow me" "Welcome, comrades!" "Rosa!" "My son!" "Hey, he's ours!" "My son!" "My son." "Rosa, Dusan." "Dear comrades, let's welcome the heroes of our antifascist fight, comrades Bighead and Picklock!" "They made a diversion in Berlin, in the very heart of Hitler's lair, and caused a serious blow to the enemy." "Let's welcome their return to the homeland with an applause." "What is this shit?" "Deep shit." "Comrade Bighead, the comrades want to know about "the thing"." "Get lost!" "Don't be like that." "It would be in the spirit of our communist reality that what you took there." "What we took there." ".we left there for our children." "Picklock, say where." ""Union de banques Suisse."" "Bighead, you don't know who am I now." "Now, as before, you're nobody and you always will be." "Shut up, you bum." "We're dying to see what you've brought us." "We have something for every one." "And for me?" "For you most of all, son." "Just so you know, in our new society there will be no bank robbing any more." "Don't tease me. I'll break into every one of them tomorrow." "I dare you!" "Tomorrow." "Picklock, remind me." "OK." "He's going to tail us now like that poor guy Schwarzkopf." "Don't bother the people." "Get lost!" "They're going to bring them out now." "Comrade, please." "Leave me alone!" "Come on, break it up!" "Play something." "To cheer them up." "Play "The Chorus of Jews"." "It's a shame, comrades Gypsies, that you play for them." "That's them!" "Bighead and Picklock, again!" "How much did they get, comrade sergeant?" "Ten years." "is it true that they robed a bank in Berlin in 1 941 ?" "Yes." "Yes." "But they didn't get easy on them in court because of that." "Don't bother." "Look who's here!" "Sarge, you're still here?" "I was here all the time." "It's nice of you to welcome us." "l'm happy to see you!" "We too!" "Tell me, how long do you plan that we stay here?" "Why?" "Are you going some place?" "No. I'm just asking." "Hey, you two!" "Take the cuffs off and take them to the office." "You stay outside." "We're working together." "l know." "What was that about?" "Comrade Marshal wants to see us." "Why?" "He's interested in Prince Pavle's safe." "So, comrade Tito likes the same things as I do." "Don't say that he's your cousin too." "I don't know." "Maybe."