"[ Thunder Rumbling ]" "#[Dance]" "Would you like something sweet ?" "Oh." "# Ooh, wow #" "[ Backup Singers ] # Ooh #" "[ Laughing ]" "What do we got here, fellas, an antique show ?" "All right, boys, fan out !" "What a wrinkle fest this is." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Singers Shuddering ] Hey, beat it, you broads !" "Come on !" "All right, sit down and shut up !" "We´re the Red Eyes." "So, everybody, freeze !" "Get their valuables, boys." "I want watches, wallets,jewelry." "Get me some silver chains." "I want wigs." "I want toupees." "[Elderly Woman Fretting ]" "[Red Eye Leader Laughing ] Keep an eye out for me, will ya ?" "Watches !" "[Elderly Man] No, no, not mine!" "Leave me alone !" "I´m a veteran !" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no, not that!" "[ Laughing ] I love crashing parties !" "[ Laughing ] Hey, cake !" "[ Continues Laughing, Grunting ]" "[Man] Pardon me, Fatty." "Huh ?" " [ Groans ]" " If you´re going to eat cake, you ought to use a fork." "You might just as well shovel it in." "[Shovel Clanks, Fatty Groans ]" "People who don´t close their mouths when they chew... make me furious." "Ooh." "[ Roaring ]" "[ Screaming, Groans ]" " One for you." " [ Man Groans ]" " Drat." "And for you." " [ Elderly People Gasping, Fork Hits Pitcher]" "Come on, come on." "[ Indistinct ]" "Want a little whipped cream, Mr. Cherry Top ?" "[ Grunts ] [Red Eye ] Get him." "Yeah." "[ Grunts ] ls that all you got, huh ?" "ls that all you" "[Red Eye Punches ] [ Groans ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Throw it !" "Not today, my vermilion-eyed varlet." "Oh." "Blast." "[ Grunting ] Out of the way !" " [ Grunting ] - [Woman Screams]" "[ Screaming ]" "Yes, this one should stick." " [ Groaning ]" " Oh, l" "Oh, my !" "That´s way too tight, man !" "[Woman Screams]" "[ Groaning ]" "It´s Captain Amazing !" "It´s Amazing !" "I´m outta here !" "[ Red Eyes Screaming ]" "C.A., you were, if I may say, amazing." "Yeah ?" "[ Blows Nose ] Yeah." "Let´s go meet the press." "[ Groaning ] Boy, he is good." "He is rather ripping, isn´t he ?" "Boy." "The spinning and the hurting and the kicking." "I guarantee you he hogs the credit on this one." "[ Groans ] [ Groans ] I think we have to... at least concede him the assist here, Roy." "No, no." "You see ?" "That´s exactly what´s holding us back." "Don´t put him on the pedestal, put us on the pedestal." "Here he comes." "[ Groaning ]" "Bravo and huzzah, Captain." "Splendid work, as usual." "No, no, no." "No autographs till we finish with the press." "We´re not-- Allow me to introduce myself." "Blue Raja, master of silverware, forks a speciality, at your service." "My colleague, the Shoveler." "Big fan of your work." "Come on." "Yes, and standing rather painfully aside is our cohort, Mr. Furious." "How´s it hanging ?" "[Captain Amazing ] Oh, so you guys, um " "They´re superheroes." "Okay." "Oh." "Well" "We fight crime." "Call it what you will." "Quite right." "That´s great." "Just, you know... keep up the good work." "[ Chuckling ] You as well, sir." "You as well." "Did you see-- Did you" "Did you hear that ?" "" Keep up the good work."" "The good work." "He´s making fun of us." "No, Roy." "He saluted us." "That was real." "I thought he was sincere." "What´s up, fe llas ?" "Hello." "Nice to see you." "Hello." "I saw the action out there tonight." "What you guys need is a little bit of firepower." "Well-- [ Chuckles ] I´m a weapons designer." "I´ve got what you need." "A-All right." "We´ll come back." "We´ll visit all of you people later." "Thank you, sir." "No, no, no, no, no." "I-l don´t live here." "I´m here for the ladies." "You know" "Here, take my card." "My name´s Heller." "Say it with me." "[ In Unison ] Heller." "All right." "Thank you." "Good night." "I don´t know why you encourage those people." "Those people look up to us, Roy." "Oh, that´s true." "You know the drill." "Please sign my hat, Captain Amazing." " [Applause Continues ] - [ Boy] Ow." "Herman, give me a fash." "[Shutter Clicks, Wheelchair Crashes ]" "How are you tonight ?" "Captain, how did you know where to find the Red Eyes ?" "Becky, it´s... what I do." "Thanks to you, the city´s almost crime-free." "So what do you do with your free time ?" "[Shutters Clicking ] I wish that I had some free time." "People are saying that you´re so "amazing" you´re gonna put yourself out of a job." "Have any comments on that ?" "That´s one problem I look forward to." "And is it true that you lost your Pepsi endorsement ?" "I hadn´t heard that." "Thanks so much for your questions." "Thank all of you so much." "[Becky] You sure, Captain, you have no comments regarding your Pepsi situation ?" "[Engine Starts ]" "[ Crowd Chattering ]" "Oh, look who we got." "You again." "Wanna-bes." "This city already has a superhero." "Perhaps you´ve heard of him.." "Captain Amazing." "Thank you." "[ Officers Laughing ]" "Do yourself a favor, Maguire." "Let it go, Roy." "Don´t fip my switch tonight." "Oh, yeah ?" "And what exactly would that do ?" "Don´t turn around, Roy." "Don´t do it." "Don´t do anything." "It´s nothing." "Don´t turn around." "Keep walking." "It´s not worth it." "[ Sighs ]" "I think you know exactly what that would do..." "checkerhead." "What ?" "Don´t mess with the volcano, my man." "´Cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt." "[ Both ] Boo !" "[ Screams ] Oh, my golly." "Good grief." "[ Laughing ] You keep dreaming, wanna-be." "Let´s go." "Dream on, moron." "I will keep dreaming." "I will keep dreaming, my friend." "And when I wake up, you better hope, you better hope you´re asleep." "Don´t reengage him, Roy." "He´s a silly-- Sweet dreams !" "He´s immature." "Lilac." "C.A., I´m doing my best." "Oh, your best ?" "Uh, quick question:" "ls this your best ?" " Okay, I realize you´re upset." " Victor, I´m positioned." "Okay ?" "Do you understand what that means-- on a very personal level here-- to know that the companies that make these fine products... want me to be their spokes person, their voice ?" "I think right now we should focus on the positive." " Tonight was good." " Yeah ?" "You think so ?" "´Cause I was worried it was, um" " I don´t know-- pathetic !" "'Amazing triumphs at a nursing home!"" "That´s great copy, Vic." "Look, I´m a publicist, not a magician." "You want big news, you have to have big fights." "A superhero needs a super villain and, thanks to you, we ´ve got none left." " Then get the..." "Death Man." " Death Man is dead." " Okay." "Father Doom." " Life without parole." "Apocalypta ´s doing 50 years." "Armagezzm o´s in exile." " Baron Von Chaos got the chair." " Really ?" " Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nuthouse." " Casanova Frankenstein." "Now, there was a supervillain." "You know, he just" "He´s got those eyes, you know ?" "[ Laughs ] I can´t do it, but" "And that voice-- Such pure evil." "The battles we used to have." "Extraordinary." ""Used to. "" "That´s the problem, Captain." "" Used to."" "[Thunder Rumbling ]" "[Inmates Groaning, Moaning ]" "[Groaning, Moaning Continue]" "[Groaning, Moaning Louder]" "[Man] Let the record show. .." "that this parole hearing has officially begun." "[ Doors Close ]" "We now commence the 17th parole hearing of Casanova Frankenstein." " Dr. Leek, you may begin." " Thank you." "Gentlemen of the board, the man who sits before you, the once infamous evil genius, is entirely cured." " What ?" " I give you my word... that he´s of no more danger to the city now... than I am." "This is outrageous." "Yes." "[Chairman] Mr. Casanova Frankenstein, do you have anything to say on your own behalf ?" "Blessed disciples of Hippocrates, my heart is split in two." "It brims... with such sorrow for my abominable crimes." "And yet... it swells with love... for you... for this sanctuary... this place of healing." "Within my soul, I feel the choir singing..." "Beethoven´s immortal "Ode to Joy"... where all men... become... brothers." "[Door Closing ]" "Am I too late to cast my vote ?" "Not at all, Lance." "I was just about to remind the board... that Casanova once had our city in a stranglehold of terror." "Parole is not an option for this man... this monster." "We cannot risk the danger of releasing him." "I could not agree with you more." "[Chairman] Excellent." "However, l-- I did just have dinner with an old friend recently." "Maybe you´ve heard of him ?" "Captain Amazing." " Captain Amazing ?" " He asked if I would read this." "" Dear members of the board," ""We all know that society cannot exist..." ""without absolute justice," ""but society is also built upon... compassion." "" Let us set the tone for the new millennium..." ""by making a historic gesture of forgiveness." ""Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you," "" Let us grant Casanova Frankenstein... a second chance."" "[Chairman Stammering ]" "With Captain Amazing´s recommendation and protection," "I suppose we could consider." "I pronounce you..." "[ Pounding Stamp ] cured." "Hello..." "Champion City." "Daddy. .. is home." "[ Grunts ] Hi, everybody." "You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime." "That´s why I use Mighty Whity toothpaste." "Because I want my teeth to look... amazing." "I´m gonna bring this up again." "It´s 150 bucks a piece." "We each chip in." "My cousin knows this guy who knows a publicist." "What are we gonna publicize ?" "The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot." "Maybe if you didn´t smack me in the face with the shovel every time we went out..." "All right now." "we´d have some more wins to brag about." "I´m sorry about that." "I just have a tendency to lose my concentration... when I´ve got a salad fork stuck in my rear end." "Oh, oh, I get it." "Your shovel in his face is my fault." "You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff." "Yeah." "What was up with that ?" "[Raja ] I´m embarrassed about that." "I thought it was a fork." "You´re the master of cutlery." "You can´t throw a knife sometimes when someone´s trying to kill me ?" "No, I can´t." "You can´t use a rake sometimes ?" "No, I´m the Shoveler." "I´m the Blue Raja." "I´m not Stab Man." "I´m not Knifey Boy." "I´m the Blue Raja." " That´s another thing." " What ?" "You could get a little bit of blue in the uniform somewhere." "Really." "You´ve got green." "There ´s a little fowery thing." " There´s everything but-- - [Shoveler] lt doesn´t make a lot of sense." "Just step out of our literal minds for just one moment." "Hey." "Ooh, look what I´m doing." "Look at that." "I´m putting 150 right on the table." "Who´s in with me ?" "I don´t have 150, do I ?" "If I did, I wouldn´t have plundered my mother´s silverware." " It´s a waste of money." " You know who doesn´t think it´s a waste of money ?" "Little Mr. Captain Amazing." "Well, Captain" "If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor, yeah, we could spend 150." "Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing." "Oh, don´t start that again." "Oh, here we go." "Lance Hunt wears glasses." "Captain Amazing doesn´t." "He takes them off when he transforms." "That doesn´t make any sense." "He wouldn´t be able to see." " [Waitress ] Hi, thanks for waiting." " Hey, thanks for dropping by." "Do you know what you want ?" "Mm-hmm." "Allow me to begin, my dear." "The Blue Raja is quite partial to the salad." "My dressing of choice is ranch lite, and I´d appreciate it if you´d hold the Bacon Bits." "Seeing as it´s your first night and all, I suppose I´ll "fork-give" you... if you "fork-get."" "[ Laughs ] Who´s next ?" "Can I get a meatball sandwich on white with mayo ?" "I´ll have a steak, please." "Very rare." "That means pink, not bloody." "And could I get some ice ?" "I had a little mishap defending justice at the nursing home." "I thought I heard on TV that was Captain Amazing." "[ Scoffing ] Okay." "Let´s all be good little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV." "I´ll just go place your order now." "A trife strident with that bit of crumpet, weren´t we, Furious ?" "I am a ticking time bomb of fury." "[Raja ] When we split the check three ways, the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad man." "Just give me the money, Jeff." "Yes, fine." "Every time we split it three ways." "It´s fipping robbery." "Well, you should order more." "Ho." "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho." "Do you see what I see ?" "[Raja ] Hello." "[Shoveler] lt´s Tony C." "And Tony P, leader of the Disco Boys." "#["Disco Inferno"]" "But why, pray tell, would he be back in town ?" "Maybe it´s time to do a little following to find out." "No, it´s already 10:30." "I´m gonna get killed by my wife as it is." "Yes, and I´ve had... quite enough excitement for one night, thank you." "Oh, okay." "I´m sorry, my mistake." "I thought I was hanging out with serious superheroes:" "the Shoveler and the Blue Raja." "But, apparently, I´m hanging out with Lazy Boy and-and" "Good night, Roy." "Yes, toodle-oo." "Hang on a second." "Lazy Boy and-and the-the-the" "And-And the Recliner !" "Yeah, Lazy Boy and the Recliner !" "Guys, are you coming ?" "Are you" "#["Boogie Oogie Oogie "]" "Okay, fine." "I guess tonight... the lone wolf. .." "[ Trying To Start Motorcycle ] hunts... alone." "[ Grunting, Motorcycle Won´t Start ]" "[ Continues Grunting ]" "[ Whimpers, Engine Starts, Pushes Motorcycle Off Kickstand ]" "[ Strained ] Testicles rising." "Can´t breathe." "Can´t breathe." "[ Tires Squealing ] Ow !" "Ow !" "[ Squeaks ]" "#[Cartoon Over TV]" "[Cartoon Character, indistinct]" "[TV Continues, indistinct]" "Butch needs his vest back." "He´s got a game on Saturday." "Well, it´s my vest too." "I bought it for him." "The only thing I need" "Okay." "How long you gonna do this, Eddie ?" "It´s been 12 years." "I know." "You got a family to look after, Eddie." "The kids are worried sick about you." "But still you go out, night after night, running around the city for what ?" "Lucille, God gave me a gift ." "I shovel well." "I shovel very well." "Oh, baby, you shovel better than any man l´ve ever known, but that does not make you a superhero." "All l-- Oh, no, no, no." "You´re a good husband... and a good father, but that´s all, nothing more." "You´re right." "I believe in you, Daddy." "[Lucille Sighs ] Roland, do not encourage your father." "[Raja ] Well, well, well, if it isn´t our old friends, the Red Eyes." "Good evening, gentlemen." "We weren´t expecting to see you again so spoon" "[ Drops Spoon ] Damn." "[ Clears Throat ] Red Eyes, Red Eyes, Red Eyes." "What a treat." "We weren´t expecting to see you again so spoon." "Jeffrey." " Yeah ?" "Mom, how many times have I asked you not to barge in here ?" "[Mother] What´s burning ?" "Incense." "Mom, I can´t even count how many rules you´re breaking right now." "One:" "Always knock." "Two:" "Don´t sniff around outside my door." "Three:" "Do not interrogate me." "Jeffrey." " What ?" "Are you into marijuana ?" "Mom, you´re cheesing me off so bad right now." "Just, please-- Good night." "Okay, Okay." "I´m sorry." "Jeffrey, please" " Good night." " Okay, good night,Jeffrey." "[ Coughing ]" "[ Sighs ]" "God, she´s just so-- [ Screams, Pants Rip ]" "[Motorcycle Approaching ]" "[ Engine Stops ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Continues Grunting ]" "Ooh, whoa." "All right, let´s see what´s shaking... at the Chez Casa Casanova." "[ Beeping ]" "[Water Running ]" "[ Water Continues ]" "[ Water Continues ]" "[ Turns Handle ]" "#["Night Fever"]" "#Listen to the ground There is movement all around#" "# There is something goin ´down #" "#And I can feel it#" "# On the waves of the air#" "#There is dancing out there # #lf it´s something we can share #" "# We can steal it#" " #[Continues ]" " Ah !" "The old disco room." "# Controlling my mind and my soul#" "# When you reach out for me# Just as I left it." "You´ve been locked up for 20 years." "A lot of things have changed since then." "It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed," "#Night fever, night fever# to hear the people saying that disco is dead." "Disco is not dead !" "Disco is life !" "Yes, Tony, that is the passion I remember." "Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town." "#[Continues ]" "Have you met my psychiatrist ?" "Come out, come out wherever you" "There we go." "Looks like we got a little terrace party." "Tony, I want you to spread the word to all of my gangs." "Tell them that Casanova Frankenstein is back... and that Casanova Frankenstein is planning something... a little bit different." "Kaboom." "[ Explosion ]" "[Explosions Continue]" " [ Beeping ]" " Ooh !" "Mama pajama !" "What kind of crazy man blows up a crazy house ?" "And now, if you will excuse me, I am expecting a visit... from a very old friend." "[Jet Pack Whining ]" "Ooh, look what we got." "A little booty call from Captain Amazing." "#[Classical]" "Mmm, oh, this is a fine, elegant Harvey Wallbanger." "Even when it´s sucked by scum like you ?" "Captain Amazing." "What a surprise." "Really ?" "I´m not so sure about that." "Your first night of freedom, and you blow up the asylum." "Interesting choice." "I knew you couldn´t change." "I knew you´d know that." "Oh, I know that." "And I knew you´d know I´d know you knew." "But I didn´t." "I only knew that you´d know that I knew." " Did you know that ?" " Of course." " Please, won´t you join me ?" " With pleasure." "Oh, quick thought." "Would you mind removing the submicronic laser... in the ring on the index finger of your left hand?" "Of course." "And, if it wouldn´t be too much trouble, go ahead and disengage... the psychotropic bacterium dart launchers in your slippers." "Done." "[ Beeping ] The cold fusion, ultrasonic neuro-stunner in your drinkstirrer, turn it off." "We know each other so well, don´t we, Lance ?" "We´ve always been each other´s greatest nemesises." "Nemesis-- [ Muttering ]" "[ Beeps ] W" " What´s the plural on that ?" "Nemeses." "Whatever." "You´re going to prison for life this time, Casanova." "You see, here in Champion City, we still do a fairly brisk trade... in justice." "I thought it was all about the publicity and keeping your sponsors happy." "See, it´s that kind of cynicism that I truly feel... is starting to poison society." "Oh, looky here." "A multi-frequency radio detonator." "You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence." "Oh, no, no, no." "This is an amusing little gizmo." "It´s really quite cool." "Yeah ?" "W-What is it ?" "[ Coughs ] Yuck." "It´s a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare." "Ah, dang !" "Oh, Lancie... you really are so predictable." "[ Blubbering ]" "[ Tires Screech, Motorcycle Runs lnto Pole ]" "´Morning, Sally." "You´re late!" "Yes, I know." "I was up all night, trying to defend the city from evil, but I´m sure you don´t really care about that." "Work starts at 9:00 !" "It´s 9:25 !" "Ooh, so I guess all the junk´s probably ruined by now." "Hey, sucker, when are you gonna tear down that jeep like I told you to ?" "Okay, I thought we went through this yesterday." "That old jeep is actually an armored car of some type." "It was meant to withstand bombs." "I can´t just rip it apart with a crowbar." "Just junk it." " Maybe, if you gave me the proper tools, I could" "Junk it !" "All right, you know what ?" "I´m willing to have this discussion with you, but I think we should deal with it like two people who respect" "[ Deep Voice ] I want it junked." "[ Softly] Okay." "Right now, I´m kind of like a powder keg... and you´re the match." "If you tell me to junk it one more time" "Junk it now !" "You got that ?" "[ Squeezing ]" "[ Drops Ball, Panting Heavily]" "[ Softly] That little sucker just saved your life ." "[ Laughing ] Just junk it, you miserable cuss." "#[Radio ]" "[Ladder Crashes ]" "# There ´s a sign of computer violence# #ln the old days #" "# The system´s better--#" "[Deejay] We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news." "Champion City´s best-known billionaire, Lance Hunt, has disappeared." "Police hope to enlist the help of Captain Amazing in the search for Hunt, but have, so far, failed to contact the city ´s beloved superhero." "He makes a wonderful trophy, don´t you think ?" "Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here." "Here are my plans, Lancie." "Tomorrow night, I´m going to kill you." "[ Giggles ]" "Right." "That´s the part that really doesn´t work for me." "When the clock strikes 12:00-- cuckoo, cuckoo-- you will be dead, and my city will be given a new state of mind." "Well, listen, clearly you gotta go with what you´re comfortable with, but, I don´t know, I just keep coming back to this place." "I´m spitballing here, but maybe... we release the captain to the authorities." "I say that you´re completely reformed." "Wink, wink." "There is rejoicing in the streets." "Then, at that point, you do the whole destruction of the city thing." "I mean, is it a perfect plan ?" "No." "And I think that´s what I like about it." "Jeez." "Okay." "[Loud Clanging ]" "Oh, okay, that´s great." "Turn off the lights now." "It was just an idea!" "Okay, wait, I gota better one." "You let me live, I am your sidekick." "I´m like Amazing Boy or-- Casanova ?" "[Raja ] Are you sure Captain Amazing is in there ?" "[Furious ] Yeah, I´m sure." "Let´s go." "[Hissing ] [ Softly] Wait !" "Hear that ?" "We must have hit a trip wire." "It could be a photon eviscerator heating up." "It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler." "They target moving objects." "Sounds more like a heat-seeking anthrax projection gun to me." "Qickly, cover your mouth." "No, let´s bolt !" "Don´t move !" "Don´t breathe !" "Let´s bolt !" "Don´t move !" "Don´t breathe !" "Let´s bolt !" "[ All Gasp ]" "It´s the sprinkler." "[ All Groaning ]" "Isn´t that just fabu ?" "I´m positively soaked." "Shh." "#Ah, freak out#" "#Le freak, c´est chic # What do we got here ?" "I think they´re supposed to be jive superheroes." "They made a big mistake coming to Casanova´s place." "[ Scoffs , Laughing ]" "[Laughing Continues ]" " What´s so funny ?" " That´s your power ?" "You have guns ?" "Couldn ´t you be a little more creative than that ?" "Do forgive the impertinence, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco ?" "Weak." "At best." "Check out the guy with the pipe." "Are you the disco plumber?" "[Heroes Laughing, Taunting ]" "There´s no theme at all here, mates." "Hey, buddy, if you´re gonna carry a chain, make it a gold chain." "See what I´m saying ?" "And that´s just off the top of my head." "Yo, what´s up, Tiger Lily ?" " The top of your head, huh ?" " [ Groans ]" "[ Disco Boys Grunting ]" "[Shoveler] We´ll never get in there, Roy." "There are too many Disco Boys." "[Furious ] Look, Amazing´s in there." "I saw him go in." "[Raja ] There´s never any evil trios, are there ?" "No, they ´ve all got to travel in gangs like little babies." "Maybe it´s time to level the playing fi eld." "How ?" "I´m talking about recruiting." "There ´s plenty of guys out there who would kill to get in on our action." "Plenty of posers, you mean." "Yeah, maybe a few." "But there´s got to be a couple of guys out there, you know, like..." "like a human torch." "Or like a guy who can shoot stinging foam into your eyes... or something like that." "Well, hmm, there´s the Sphinx, of course." "The what ?" "The Sphinx." "I know this guy." "Big crime fighter from down south." "Big-league down there." " What´s his power ?" " He´s terribly mysterious." "That´s it ?" "That´s his power ?" "He´s mysterious ?" "Terribly mysterious." "Plus, he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind." "Really ?" "I hadn´t heard that." "I think." "[Shoveler] We´ll track this Sphinx down." "Meantime, I have an idea where we can get another guy." "I´m free for lunch tomorrow." "How about you ?" "Nothing I couldn´t move around." "Listen, uh, why don´t you guys go on ahead ?" "I gotta take care of something." "[Raja ] Oh, I see." "[ Coins Clink] Good cause there, saving homeless animals." "Yeah." "Ooh, hog queen ?" " What ?" " You´re into motorcycles." "Oh." "No, not really." "Oh, ´cause I got a motorcycle." "Yeah, what kind ?" " It´s a Harley." " A Harley." "Compatible." "It´s a Harley compatible." "Basically, the same engineer." "Uh, hey, look," "I hope we´re cool about last night." "Last night ?" "Like I said, I was kind of in scary mode back there." "Sometimes that comes off as a little threatening or whatever." "I don´t find you threatening." "Oh, well, you´re, you´re very, uh, you´re very, uh, kind." "[Waitress ] At all." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Slurping ] Listen, I still feel like..." "I should make it up to you somehow, just in some way." "I feel like I should take you out to dinner or something to make up for being so scary... or whatever." "[ Slurps ] I´m really busy." "Right." "Our little chess game continues. [ Sniffs ]" "Yeah ?" "We´re looking for the one they call "The Invisible Boy."" "[ Gasps ] Wow." "All my life , I´ve been ignored by people." "Finally, after years of being overlooked," "I found I have the power to disappear." "It´s real ironic how it happened ´cause-- Can we come in ?" "Well, yeah, sure." "Come on." "Thank you." "Hey, Dad, I´m going to my room with three strange men." "And that´s pretty much it." "So, let me get this straight." "You do have the ability to become invisible ?" "Yes." "But you can´t give us a demonstration ?" "No, I can only become invisible when no one´s watching." "So, you´re only invisible to yourself?" "No." "If I look at myself, I become visible again." "So, you can only become invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you ?" " Yes." " Do forgive our incredulity, but I´m wondering how you can be certain you´ve achieved transparency at all ?" "Well, when you go invisible..." "you can feel it." "Okay, I´m leaving." "Thanks a lot." "It was nice to have met you." "W-W-Wait, guys." "Don´t go." "Where you guys going ?" "Wait." "Don´t go." " Can I come ?" " [ Furious Sighs ]" "Look, no offense, kid, but we´re about to go up against a really powerful supervillain, Casanova Frankenstein, okay ?" "That means we gotta find a lot of superheroes really quickly." "And to tell you the truth, we have no idea where to even start, so" "I know tons of superheroes." "[ Sighs ] I´m sure a lot-- No, no, no, seriously." "I´m out there all the time at the costume shops, martial arts stores... talking to guys and making connections." "If you want to break in, you gotta network, and I know how to network." "Uh, sorry, kid." "Come on." "Haven´t you guys ever been a kid ?" "Haven´t you guys ever had a dream ?" "Let me see, who else have I met ?" "There ´s the Pincher." "" Pincher." The Pickler." "Princess Headbutt." "White Flight and the Black Menace." "They work together." "Slow down, slow down." "Then there´s, uh, Professor Pink Belly... and Lucky Pierre and The French Tickler." "[Raja ] "French Tickler. "" " And you say you´ve got all their telephone numbers ?" " Yeah, most of them." "We ´ve got to figure out a way to get them all in one place." "Quite right." " Some kind of a tryout." " Yes, a tryout." "Throw in a barbecue and a couple of kegs, they´ll all show up." "The mooch factor´s pretty high with this crowd." " A barbecue." "That´s a good idea." " [ Furious Groans ]" "What ?" "Oh, bugger all, it´s the Spleen." "Play dead." " Who´s that ?" " Turn your head." "Don´t say anything." "[ Soles Squeak]" "[ Lisping ] Hiya, fellas." "Word on the street is you´re looking for superheroes." "[Heroes ]Uh -uh." "Notreally." " Actually, we´re just leaving." "Rotten luck." "Oh, here we go." "[Furious ] Perfect timing." "That´s for you." "Hamburger, right ?" "Yes, thank you." "Enjoy." "Why are you guys always dissing me ?" "It hurts my feelings." "I´m a superhero too." "I have powers." " Really ?" "Like what ?" " So glad you asked." "Oh, no." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age." "One day, while walking with some friends," "I accidentally cut the cheese." "Well, in my adolescent awkwardness," "I blamed it on an old gypsywoman who happened to be passing by." "Big mistake !" "The gypsywoman placed a curse upon my head." "Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore be he who dealt it !" "Let me illustrate." "No, you don´t have to." "It´s not necessary, really." "Let´s see." "Distance:" "seven meters." "Air speed:" "normal." "Compensate for air conditioning." " Pull my fingers." " [Shoveler] Don´t do it." "[Raja ] Oh, dear God." "S.B.D. !" "[ Diners Groaning ]" "Silent... but deadly." " That´s good shooting." " [ Laughs ] That was amazing !" "It´s disgusting." "Don´t encourage him." "Hey, you guys are recruiting for superheroes." "Unhand that." "Fork it over." "Where you holding the tryouts ?" "We don´t know yet, but as soon as we figure that out, we´ll get in touch immediately." "Bet we´d get a big turnout if we did it somewhere with a swimming pool." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Oh, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "Absolutely not." "Nope." "No." "[ Cheering ]" "Oh..." "I don´t deserve this." "I know." "[ Groans ]" "A lot of other men I could have married, Eddie." "Still are." "I understand." "If one person vomits in my pool..." "I´m gonna divorce you." "That´s fair." "Mm-hmm." "Come on, kids !" "#Don´t stop Keep on doin ´ what you´re doin ´#" "# Gotta keep movin ´ Don´t stop #" "State your name and power." "I am the Waffler." "With my griddle of justice, I bash the enemy in the head... or I burn them like so." "[ Sizzling ]" " [Continues Sizzling ] - [ Groans ] Don´t do that." "I also have my truth syrup, which... is low fat." "And I´ve been working on a themesong." "#Waffle man I am the Waffler#" "# Golden crispy Bad guys are history, yeah #" "#[Indistinct]" "And I´m running." "Just think about it." "Do you have a health plan ?" "Maybe dental ?" "Eye ?" " Next." " Hi." "Uh..." "I am Pencilhead." " Next." " Hi." "Uh..." "I am Pencilhead." "And I am Son of Pencilhead !" "[Pencilhead] We erase crime." "Two generations of- " "Right." "Yes, thank you." "Did I do all right ?" "Yeah, I think they liked us." "[Raja ] Now, say" "I´m... the Ballerina Man." " Ah." " Oh." "I don´t need to see that." "#["Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies "]" "Thanks." "I am-- Hey !" "You copied me." "You copied me." "Did not !" "Liar !" " Ladies, now let´s play nicely." " [ Groans ]" "[Fighting, Grunting ]" "[Grunting, Screaming ]" "# Whatever happened to all the heroes # l´d say there´s potential." "I be the Bullfighter." "I fight the bull !" "Greetings, fellow crime fighters." "I am Radio Man." " # Whatever happened to the heroes #" " I am Squeegeeman." " Do you sense its power ?" " Yes." "P.M.S. Avenger." "I only work four days a month." "Is there a problem with that ?" "No." "No." "No." "No, whatever you say." "We´ll get back to you." "[Raja ] Quite allright." "Whatever." " #No more heroes anymore #" " Okay, that´s it." "#No more heroes anymore #" "#No more heroes anymore #" "#No more heroes anymore No more heroes anymore # [ Throwing Stones ln Pool ]" "[ Shoveler] Well, that was a complete waste of time." "[ Shoveler] Well, that was a complete waste of time." "[ Furious ] Like so many things we do." "Hi." "Hi, you guys." "Am I too late to try out ?" "What time is it ?" "I don´t have a watch on." "Yeah." "Sorry." "You´ll have to pretend to be a superhero somewhere else." "Really ?" "I see." "That´s fine." "[ Eerie Humming ]" "[ Eerie Humming ]" "[ Continues Humming ]" "[ Heroes Screaming ]" "Look out!" "[ Heroes Screaming ] Look out !" "[Heroes Shouting ] Look out!" "I guess I´ll just have to take my ball and go home." "[ Heroes Chattering ] No." "You can´t go." "Miss, please." "Where you going ?" "Wow, that was cool." "Hey, wait." "Stop her." "Hold on." "Stop her." "Whoa." "Settle down." "Wow, that was great." "My, my, my." "We might be able to squeeze in one more interview," "[ Raja ] Yes, seeing as how you schlepped your ball all this way." "Appreciate that." "Thanks." "You´re really good." "What´s up ?" "I´m the Spleen." "I´m the Bowler." "How you doing ?" "You´re very attractive." "[ Clicks Tongue ]" "[Raja ] lt´s a different consistency." "[Bowler] lt´s ambrosia." "It´s different from fruitsalad." "Why don´t you tell us a little bit about yourself." "Help us understand why we should choose you. .." "over all the other qualified applicants." "What other qualified applicants ?" "Eddie... please." "Start at the top." "Where did you get your powers ?" "Mmm." "Uh, I got my powers from my father." "Oh, okay." "Who´s he ?" "Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler ?" "Have we ever heard-- [ Gasps ]" "Blimey, miss, don´t tell us you´re the Bowler´s daughter." "I seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death." "That´s right." "The police said it was an accident." "He´d come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft ... onto some bullets." "I´ve always suspected a bit of foul play." "As have I." "[Furious ] So now daddy ´s little girl is all grown up," "looking for a little revenge ?" "Yeah, that is it." "Is there a problem with that ?" " Why don´t you tell me ?" " I don´t know." "You tell me." " Why don´tyou tell me ?" " Why don´tyou tell me ?" "Why don´t you tell me ?" "Why don´t you tell me ?" "Why don´t you tell me ?" "Why don´t you tell me ?" "[ Scoffs ] Ooh." "All right." "You´ve seen what I can do." "You either want to use my talents or you don´t." "If you don´t, I seek another cabal, and we do it that way." "We need you." "We definitely need you." "Indeed." "Bowler-- Evelyn" " Carol." " Carol." "Will you join our little ragtag trio ?" "I think you mean quartet-- What are you talking about ?" "There´s five of us." "Hey, first of all, nobody´s green lit any new memberships, so just chill out." "All right ?" "Granted, you´ve got a good arm." "I´ll give you that." " But we´re in a lead codra" " Cadre." "You´re in." "Welcome aboard." "Guys, would you-- Will you-- What ?" "What´s the problem ?" "Welcome." "[Furious ] Eddie -- [Shoveler] What ?" "Nothing." "No problem." "Hey, welcome aboard." "Oh !" "[ Scoffs , Shoves Chair]" "[In visible Boy] So what´s up ?" "Are Spleen and I on the team or not ?" "In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn´t be finging memberships at every guy who puts together matching gloves." "You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts." "You do your share, we´ll keep you around." "Maybe." "So you´re a British man who converted to Islam like Cat Stevens ?" "No." "Until the early part of this century, India was part of the British Empire, whose government there was called the British Raj, after the Hindi word for "sovereignty."" "Furthermore-- Wait." "So sorry." "What ?" "Dad" "No, he´s not a commie nor a fruit." "Sorry." "His ignorance embarrasses me." "Sorry, but am I to understand you´ve inserted your father´s skull... inside of that ball for bowling ?" "No." "The guy at the pro shop did it." "That was Casanova´s limo." "You bet your sweet bippy it was." "Let´s turn this sucker around !" "He ´s probably got Amazing in there." "[Shoveler] Here we go." "I feel car sick." "Great." "So tell me, Tony, who can we count on seeing at my banquet tomorrow ?" "All the top gangs are gonna be there, Cas." "They want toknow what you got up your sleeve." "Mr. Casanova..." "I think we´re being followed." "Let us say hello." " [ Limo Brakes Screeching ] - [ Shoveler] Oops." "What´s he doing ?" "He´s either very smart or very dumb." "[ Tires Squealing ]" "[ All Yelling ]" "Hello." "I would like a double burger with the large fries." "Do you boys want something to drink ?" "[Tonys Laughing ]" "We think you did something bad to Captain Amazing." "We would like you to tell us where he is." "Captain who ?" "This name does not ring any bells with me." "I don´t like your tone, Frankenpuss." "Do yourself a favor and don´t punch my clock." "I´m a Pantera´s box you do not want to open." " It is Pandora." " Uh... please don´t correct me." "It sickens me." "You guys never learn, do you ?" "Apparently we don´t..." "ass." " I know you." " You don´t know me." "You knew my father." "Sal." "Carmine." "Carmine." "Carmine ?" "The Bowler ?" " Yep." " You´re Baby Bowler ?" " Is that a problem ?" " Hello." "I´m the guy that gave your daddy the shaft ." " [Tony PLaughs ]" " This is the last time I´m going to ask you:" "Where is Captain Amazing ?" "And a diet Pepsi with a little bit of ice." "[ Invisible Boy] Hey, Shove !" "[ Frankenstein ] Okay, boys, let´s go." " [ Grunts ]" " Fork yourself!" " Whoa !" "Oh." " Pull !" " [ Loose Flatulence ]" " [ Coughing ] - [ Screaming ]" "Come on, Roy, let´s get out of here." " Come on, Furious !" "Let´s go !" " [ Grunts ]" "People who live in glass houses, shouldn´t." "Because this is what happens !" " [ Groans ]" " Come on !" "That´s enough !" "Come on." "Get out of the way." "#The roof is on fire The roof#" "#The roof The roof is on fire #" "# We don´t need no water We don´t need no water#" "Here comes Daddy." "[ Grunts ]" "[ Gasps, Screams ]" "[ Scraping ]" " [ Grunts ]" " Go, go, go !" " [ Tires Screeching ]" " [ Firing ] - [ Bullets Ricochetting ]" "[ Frankenstein Laughing ]" "[Continues Laughing ]" "[Bullets Ricocheting ]" "[Furious ] I would like to make a toast to our first straigh t-out victory." "[Raja ] Stunning victory." "Hear, hear." "[Bowler Cheering ]" "Be that as it may, the relationship you have with your mother... affects every other dynamic in your life ." "It´s impossible-- What ?" "What ?" "It´s true, quite true." "Yes, a father´s role is vital in a child´s life as well." "I know this." "No, I´m not disrespecting you." "You have to respect me too." "You have to allow me to have conversations in a bar... and talk to my new friends." "Anyway, I´m an adult now." "Do you want to go back in the bag ?" "Is that how we´re gonna do it now ?" "You make the rules." "If you don´t zip it" "[ Sighs ]" "Sheesh." "[ Clicking, Kissing ]" "[Raja ] I was going to say that parents can be quite problematic." "[Bowler] Tell me about it." "[ Both Continue Chatting ] [ Kissing, Clicking ]" "[ Sniffing ] There´s not enough beer in the world, Spleen." "I´m sorry." "I´m sorry." "It´s okay." "It´s okay." "[Bowler] Listen." "You´ve got to live in truth." "Correct ?" "The woman´s a dagger." "[ Growls ]" "[ Hiccups ]" "Barkeep, another round... for my sweet team of superfriends." "[Spleen] Barkeep, another round. .." "[ Hits Tooth, Groans ]" "[ Slurring ] for the super-- super bellies." "[Raja ] Yes, to all of us." "[Bowler Cheering ]" "Here, here." "That´s what´s so cool about this team.." "Everyone has their own powers for all these different situations." "Pull my finger." "[ Laughs ] [ Laughing ]" " What ?" " I was just thinking." "I was wondering when we might see your super power." "It´ll happen, kid." "Don´t worry." "[Bowler] I say, "sabatage. " [Raja ] "Sabatage"?" "The Shoveler is hammered !" "[ Spleen Slurring ] The Shoveler is hammered !" "The Shoveler is hammered !" "#["That´s the Way (l Like lt) "]" "[In visible Boy] So what´s the name of this team ?" " How about the Super Squad ?" " How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes ?" "No, no, no." "The Magnificent Dead Guys." "How about that ?" "What about the Legendary Superfreaks ?" "Way too positive." "They totaled our car." "Ready ?" "Ready !" "[Tony P] Aim." "Aim !" " I love you !" " Fire !" "[ Weapons Clattering ]" " [ Gasps ] - [ Disco Boys ] Huh ?" "What ?" "Okay, okay." "Six Very Nearly DeadGuys With a Temporary Reprieve." "That´s it." "That´s your name." "Six Jive Turkeys." " Dig, man ?" " Yeah !" "Dig, man !" "That´s your name." "Kill you later, superlosers !" "[Gong Sounds ]" "Criminy." "You´re the Sphinx." "And you are fools." "Tonight... you proved... your inexperience." "The wise man knows that he is weakest... when he thinks himself strong." "Whoa." "This is serious." "Terribly mysterious." "[Sphinx ] Casanova Frankenstein... is no ordinary villain." "To fight him, you must have extra ordinary skill." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you for that little piece of information." "I wouldn ´t have thought we needed extra ordinary-- [Bowler] Excuse me!" "Does anybody have any manners ?" "Do you mind ?" "[Furious ] I don´tknow." " Do I ?" " I don´t know." "Do you ?" " Do I ?" " Why don´t you tell me ?" " Why don´t you tell me ?" " Why don´t you tell me ?" " Why don´t you tell me ?" " I don´t know." "You tell me." " Do I mind what ?" "Do I ?" " Silence !" " Hey, hey." "We´ll have to separate you two." "Is that what you want ?" "You want to be separated?" "He started it." "You... must be..." "like the wolfpack, not like the six pack." "Teamwork." "Yes !" "You were not ready to face so great an enemy." "Not until you have vanquished the enemy within yourselves." " Yes !" " [ Scoffs ]" "It´s cool, isn´tit ?" "It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing." "It´s leadership." "It´s what we´ve been missing." "[Raja ] Yes, I quite agree." "Sphinx, will you guide our motley little gang ?" "Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Wait a minute." "Are you serious ?" "Come on." "Will you shape us, mold us ?" "[Bowler] Please unify us and make us whole." "To learn my teachings," "I must first teach you... how to learn." " [ Heroes Gasping ] - [ Kicks Can ]" "[Raja Grunting ]" "[ Continues Grunting ] [Cat Yowls ]" "Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent, and you´ll more easily strike his hide." "[ Grunting ] Ooh." "[ Shouting ]" "How many weapons do you wield ?" "Just one, Sphinx." "No." "The fist, the knee, the elbow, the head !" "You must lash out with every limb..." "like the octopus who plays the drums." "[ Groans ]" "Why am I doing this again ?" "When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes will a balanced attack." "And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet ?" "I don´t remember telling you to do that." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Wait." "Wait." "[ Hammering Watermelons ]" "#Hey, now You´re anall-s tar# [Heroes Chattering ]" "#Put your game on Go play now#" " Ow !" "Ow !" "Ow !" "Ow !" " #[Continues ]" "[ Farting ]" "I believe in my powers." "[ Heroes Loudly, ln Unison ] I believe in my powers." "I believe..." "in the powers of my teammates." "[ Weakly] I believe in the powers of my teammates." "I trust in my powers." "[ Loudly] I trust in my powers." "I trust in the powers of my teammates." "[ Weakly] I trust in the powers of my teammates." "This team must learn to work together... or, mark my words..." "it will be torn apart !" "Now... gather round." "Gather round." "Embrace one another." "Gather round." "Embrace one another quickly." "[ Shoveler] Roy." "Why do you stand aside while the others practice ?" "" Practice" ?" "That´s not practicing." "That´s group hugging." "We should be busting in on Casanova right now." "He who questions training, only trains himself at asking questions." "What ?" "Who was looking for the pinking shears ?" "Oh, that was me." "[Sphinx ] Ah, yes, work well on your new costumes, my friends." "For when you care for what is outside, what is inside cares for you." "You know, the clock is ticking here." "Are we gonna sew dresses all day or are we gonna rescue Amazing ?" "I need a thimble." "Does anybody-- Patience, my son." "To summon your power for the confict to come, you must first have power over that which conficts you." "Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little formulaic ?" ""lf you want to push something down, you have to pull it up."" ""lf you want to go left, you have to go right. " lt´s " "Your temper is very quick, my friend, but until you learn to master your rage" "Your rage will become your master ?" "That´s what you were gonna say, right ?" " Right ?" " Not necessarily." "Okay, you know what ?" "That´s it." "I´m out of here." "Thanks for all the advice, Mr. Misterioso, but it´s time to get busy with it." "Come on, Eddie." "Let´s go." "No, Roy." " I think he´s getting results." " Yeah, and the biggest one is that we´re all out of here." "Come on,Jeff." "Let´s peel some wheelies." "Let´s go." "I don´t want to leave the Sphinx." "Okay, how about the rest of you ?" "You want to play Suzie Homemaker with Captain Conundrum or do you want to be superheroes ?" "Shut up." "Okay, I don´t need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines." "Roy, let´s talk about this." "No, Eddie, let´s not talk about it !" "You want to sit here and make halloween outfits with Little Red Riding Hood... or you want to take care of business ?" "Well, I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack..." "of one." "We should go after him." " He´s okay." " Just let him go." "He´s a baby." " We´ve never gone into battle without him." " Oh,jeez." " If you love him so much, why don´t you marry him ?" " Why don´t you marry him ?" " Why don´t you ?" " Why don´t you ?" " Why don´t you ?" "[Motorcycle Departing ] [Raja ] Bowler, Shoveler, please!" "Sphinx, what wisdom can you give us in this, our most clouded hour ?" "[Invisible Boy] Yeah, what do we do ?" "The loss of man power can be replaced... by the addition of firepower." "Oh." "Well, I won´t use guns." "I´ve been clear about that." "He won´t even use a knife ." "You´re not going to start with that again, are you ?" "Casanova will have many weapons." "To beat him, you will have to have more than forks and fatulence." "[ Sighs ]" "Heller." "" Dr. A. Heller:" "weapons designer, innovator, inventor, world changer."" "#[Heroes Singing "Hello Dolly "ln French ]" "#[Continues ]" "#[Spleen Spewing French ]" "[ Bowler] Why does he live in a deserted amusement park ?" "[ Spleen ] Because he´s an eccentric genius." "I´ll take point." "You two fank." "Let´s triangulate." "Equilateral or isosceles ?" "Just go." "[Chicken Clucking ]" "[Clucking Continues ]" "[Machinery Humming, Clucking Continues ]" "Who would want to rent a chicken ?" "This is weird in here." "It´s scary and weird." "[ Machinery Humming ]" "[Bowler] Oh, there´s another chicken." "Crazy chicken world." "[Clucking Continues ]" "Dr. Heller ?" "[Bowler] Whoa, whoa!" "[Hair Dryer Blowing ] We come in peace." "[ Turns Off Dryer] Shovel Head ?" "The Shoveler." "Yes, sir." "We met at the old folks´ home." "Of course." "Fork Man ?" "No, I´m the Spleen." "If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger." "[Bowler] Please, don´t!" "No, sir, don´t." "Dr. Heller, we´re on a mission." "We´ve come for weapons." "Shouldn´t we see a diploma or something first ?" "You came to the right place, baby." "Step into my office." "Where are your friends ?" "What friends ?" "Your friends." "I thought you guys were in a..." "club or something." " You mean the Super Team ?" " Yeah." "Apparently, it´s now the Super Sphinx Team or something." " You had a falling out ?" " Yeah, kind of." "Is it okay if I just have the coffee ?" "I´m not very hungry." "Sure." "Hey... um... what time do you get off work ?" "Half hour." "Why ?" "Uh, no reason." "I was just thinking maybe I could, uh" "It might be a good idea if I walked you home." "The city ´s been real, real dangerous... since Amazing went M.I.A." "And, um..." "I´ve been working on some jujitsu moves that" "Just probably be safer on everybody´s part if- " "Also, it would be great to just... walk you home." "Sure." "[Chicken Clucking ] [ Spleen ] Wow !" "This will even things up a little bit." "What is it ?" "Look at this !" "Pow, pow, pow !" "[ Bowler] Don´t point at me." "You´re gonna kill somebody." "Oh, no, no, no, no." "Listen, everything here is non lethal." "" Non lethal" ?" "What ?" "I don´t make anything that´s deadly." "Oh, oh, I see, I see." "How delightfully eccentric, while, simultaneously, being a complete waste of our time." "No offense." "Shall we ?" "Thank you, Doctor." "I said good day." "See you, Doc." "[ Bowler] That is why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable... than a garden-variety scientist." "Incoming !" "[ Pops Can Lid ]" "Look out !" "Out of the way !" "Watch out !" "[ Spleen Screaming ]" "[ Continues Screaming ]" "[Screaming Continues ]" " [ Farts ]" " Ooh." "Doc, you´re a genius." "A canned tornado, huh ?" "Totally nonlethal, but totally effective." "What is this thing you were handling before ?" "That´s a shrinker." "How do you know ?" "Oh, a manual." "Cool." "That´s a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector... based on simple dry-cleaning technology." "You aim that at a guy," "I´ll tell you, his clothes get so tight he can´t even breathe." "[ Sniffs ] I can trick that out with a clam shell holster." "It comes with a leather carrying case." "It´s got a wad cutter and a full warranty." "Nicely done." "What do you call this ?" "Careful, careful." "That´s a blame-thrower." ""A blame-thrower" ?" "Oh !" "l-l´m sorry." "Your bad attitude is hurting this team !" "[ High-Pitched ] Stop spitting on me !" "I already took a shower !" "[ High-Pitched ] You need another shower ´cause you stink !" " Want me to get that zit for you ?" " Ooh, I´m really shaking !" "I´m sorry !" "I´m sorry if I spit all the time!" " [ Weapon Powering Down ]" " Oh" "I´m sorry." "I´m sorry." "No, no." "No." "No, no, no." "No." " Doctor... you are a genius." " That´s what the card says." "[ Furious ] I still want to be with them when they go rescue Amazing." "[ Waitress ] So why don´t you just go back ?" "No, I couldn´t go back." "I just left this morning." "That would be" "This is my place." "That would be ridiculous." "They´re your friends." "They´ll understand." "It´s clearly what you want to do, you know ?" "That actually could work." "I´m Mr. Furious, right ?" "I´m unpredictable." "I´m a loose cannon." "I go storming off." "Why can´t I come storming back ?" "Huh ?" "I mean, it´s all in how you play it, right ?" "Or... don´t play it." "Just go back, say you´re sorry and help them save Captain Amazing." "You think there´s a really angry way I could say I´m sorry ?" "Just ´cause that´s kind of my" "I gotta stick with the anger thing ´cause people like that." "[ Sighs ]" "Maybe people like you for who you really are." "You know?" "Okay, I´m gonna go." "You should go find your friends." "Good." "Now, the three of you will be like the eagle´s claw." "You will snatch up the hostage and carry him to safety." "We three scouts will be like the eagle´s eye:" "ever watchful for danger." "Are you ready ?" "Yes." "Ready." "Then let operation Three-Eyed, Three-Legged Eagle begin." "[ Each Caws individually, Then ln Unison ]" "Shotgun !" "I think not, my friend." "[ Scoffs ]" "[Motorcycle Approaching, Spleen, Raja Bickering ]" "[Raja ] Silly twit." "Give me a second." "[Kickstand Kicked]" "Hey." "Hey." "What´s up ?" "Not a lot." "What´s up with you ?" "Nothing much." "Hey, have you seen my address book ?" "No." "What did it look like ?" "Uh, it´s denim." "It says " Hang loose" on it with a picture of a kitten." "No." "You should probably think about where you saw it last." "Right." "Well..." "I should probably, um" "Look, Eddie..." "there´s something I want to say, okay ?" "I´m angry." "I´m angry about being left out of this mission, and I´m angry about what´s happening with this team, but I´m" " I´m" "[ Groaning ] Oh, boy." "Temperature rising." "Vision blurring." "Rage taking over." "Roy, I got an idea." " Why don´t you come with us ?" " Okay." "Rage subsiding." "[Sighs ] Pulse slowing." "Anger fading." "[ Sighs ]" "[Sighs ] That was quick thinking, Eddie." "[ Sighs ] Well..." "I wouldn´t want anyone to get hurt." "#[Party]" "# Why must you record my phone calls #" "Yeah!" "#Are you planning #" "#A bootleg of me# [ Chattering ]" "#Said you´ve been threatened by jealousy#" "#Now it´s you that´s threatening me#" "Drink, drink, drink !" "Mazeltov!" " [ Hooting ] - #[Continues ]" "[Party Chatter Continues ]" "[ Raja ] Right then." "I´ll go and scout out a way in." "What should the signal be ?" "[ Shoveler] Ca-ree." "Ca-ree, ca-roo." "No, no, what about:" ""Whippoorwill, whippoorwill" ?" "No, ca-ree, ca-roo." "Yes, but isn´t that better ?" "[ Bowler] Not interested." "Shh, shh !" "Enough with the cuckoo !" "We have to find an open window." "That´s what I just said." "Go, go !" "[ Furious Grunting ] [Frankens tein ] Does everyone have a drink ?" "[ Furious Grunting ] [Frankenstein ] Does everyone have a drink ?" "[ Guest ] Yes, we all do !" "You´re all good ?" "Good." "Well, it is wonderful in my heart... to see so many familiar faces once again." "The Susies-- assassins from the East." "The Suits-- downsizing all those who dare oppose them." "And the Furriers-- always dressed to kill." "[ Purring ]" "[ Hisses ]" "And the Frat Boys-- still on probation for lethal hazing." "[ Frat Boys ] Phi Zeta !" "And, of course, the Not So Goody Mob-- putting the rhyme into crime !" "The pleasure´s all mine, Frankenstein." "We´re about to perpetrate some evil on these Champion City people." " Rappin´, snapping´, capping´." " Yeah." "Tonight..." "we are having quite a party, a surprise party." "I have a little something up my sleeve, and I´m not just talking about the wart on my elbow." "[ Laughing ]" "[Laughing Continues ]" "I have created..." "a beautiful machine... that is going to encourage our fellow citizens... to share my vision... of the world !" "[ Guests Cheering ]" "Can you dig it ?" "[Guests Agreeing ]" " [ Cheering ]" " What about Captain Amazing ?" " [ Frat Boys Agreeing ]" " That is an excellent question, Big Tobacco." "What are we going to do about the greatest superhero Champion City has ever known ?" "For the answer, I want you all to walk this way." "Dude... can we bring the brewskis ?" "Yes, of course." "You may absolutely bring the brewskis." "[ Cheering ]" "[Spleen] Things look pretty quiet tome." "[ Sniffing ]" "Hey, lnvisible Boy, did you just let one go ?" "No, no, that wasn´t me." "Well, it wasn´t me." " [ Spleen Gasps ] - [ Squeaking ]" "[Squeaking Continues ]" "[ Gasps ] Don´t run !" "He´ll shoot !" "[ Whimpering ]" "Is he doing what I think he´s doing ?" "Just go with it." "[Skunk Grunting ]" "#[Aria ] [ Continues Grunting ]" "[Bowler] Can anybody see anything ?" "Hey !" "[Bowler] Can anybody see anything ?" "Hey !" "Whosaid, "Hey "?" "[Shoveler] Not me." "[Furious ] Eddie, you don´t have to say, "Not me, "okay ?" "If someone says, "Who ?" and you say-- Hey, morons, overhere." "[Raja ] lt´s Captain Amazing !" " We ´ve been looking for you." " There´s a light switch behind you there." "Turn it on." "[ Heroes Gasp ]" "My, my, my." "Well, well." "We meet again, eh, Captain ?" "[Shoveler] We´re here to rescue you." "Yeah." "I´m Blue Raja." "Do you recall me ?" "Master of silverware." "You told me to keep up the good work after the Red Eye skirmish." "I meet so many people in this business, but I think so." "Could you two locate the master ignition switch on the main console ?" "Maybe you could open that up ?" "Have you out in two shakes of a lamb´s tail, Captain." "Frightfully uncomfortable." "Great." "[Bowler] How does this work ?" "Oh, I´ve seen one of these." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You´ve got to push this thing in and twist it." "Don´t force it !" "[Amazing ] She´s right, my little friend." "This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction." " Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight." " Hey, something´s happening." "Very good." "Now, on the wall to your left you should see two toggles side-by-side." ""Toggles" ?" "What do you mean ?" "You talking about switches ?" "[Bowler] I see them, Captain." "Thank you." "[Amazing ] Flip the first toggle." "[Bowler] Flipping." "[ Electricity Arcing ] Excellent work." "Now, flip the-- [Raja ] Jolly good work, team !" "Jolly good !" " Could you just st-st-stay over there, please ?" "Of course." "[Weapon Powering Up ]" "Sorry." "Now flip the second toggle." "Do as he says." "The man knows what of he speaks." "Captain, I´m just gonna ask you directly:" "Do you know billionaire Lance Hunt ?" "It´s me." "No, I´m kidding with you." "I´ve always wanted to do that." "[Bowler] What´s next ?" "I just told you, flip the second toggle." " Again ?" " What do you mean ?" "Flip the toggle twice ?" "[Amazing ] No, no, no." "No, don´t do that." "Just fip it again now, one time." "Flip it." "Does he understand what I´m asking ?" "Hold ona second." "Cap tain, exactly how many toggle flips in toto... are involved in this procedure ?" "I just-- It´s" " S-Seven !" " "Seven" ?" " Flip it !" "Seven ?" "Hold the phone." "Everybody, hold the phone." "You phrased that incorrectly." "We need to know how many toggle flips are needed, not counting the gratuitous toggle flip you may have asked for... in amoment of panic." "Flip it !" "I-- Okay, you know what ?" "Could we just start again ?" "Is there some sort of reset button on this thing ?" "[ Amazing ] No, you little freak, there´s no button for resetting." "Flip the switch, lady." "Don´t stare at me." "Lift your left arm." "Flip it, you moron !" "Whoa." "I am not a moron." "[Amazing ] You´re a moron!" "Do not call her a moron." "That´s not cool." "Thank you." " I will do it !" "I´ll do it !" " Flip the switch, lady !" "Don´t look at me like that !" " It´s this one, yes ?" " [ Bowler Screams, Machine Whirring, Arcing ]" " Uh-oh !" " [ Gasps ] - [ Amazing ] Wrong switch." "[Amazing Screaming ]" "[Weapon Winding Down ]" "Everybody heard me say "reset button," right ?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, we killed him." "What do you mean "we" ?" "I was right here." "I´m gonna check his pulse." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Gulps ] I don´t think he´s gonna pull through." "[Shoveler] Shh, somebody ´s coming." "We gotta get outta here." "Let´s get out of here !" "[ Gagging ]" "Everybody should just keep holding their horses." "Right." "Go, go, go, go, go." "[Man] What the hell, man ?" "[ Speaking German ]" " This sucker´s dead." "[Big Tobacco] What happened to him ?" "As you can see, I have taken Captain Amazing... out of the picture." "[Laughter]" "It´s time for us to rule." "[ Cheering ]" "Tonight at midnight, I´m going to do to Champion City... what I have done to its greatest superhero." "Und there´ll still be time to go up, get down und boogie." "[ Cheering ]" "Come on." "Let´s get out of here." "[ Spleen ] Where´s Captain Amazing ?" "[ Blue Raja ] Ah, well, there´s been a bit of a cock-up." "[ Mr. Furious ] Guys, I think we got a little bigger fish to fry right now." "Like what the hell was that machine in there ?" "I don´t know." "But I know where we can go to find out." "The vermin are back, Tony." "Vermin should be exterminated, Casanova." "A fish fork is no match for my machine !" "But I think we should take out some insurance." "Don´t you think ?" "[Heller] lt´s a psychofrakulator." "It creates a cloud of radically fuctuating free-deviant chaotrons... which penetrate the synaptic relays." "It´s concatenated with a synchronous transport switch... that creates a virtual tributary." "It´s focused onto a biobolic refector." "And what happens is that hallucinations become reality. .." "and the brain is literally fried from within." " Where would you get something like that ?" " I don´t know." "They used to say it couldn´t be built." "The equations were so complex that most of the scientists who worked on it... wound up in the insane asylum." "Which is where Casanova´s been hanging for the last 20 years." "If he turned that thing on the city, it´ll waste everything in sight." "[Bowler] Not "if. " When." " We need Captain Amazing." "Yes, but, unfortunately, we just killed him." "Unfortunately, you killed him." "Just because you´re having problems at home don´t mean you can go around killing people." ""Oh, sorry." "Mummy, sorry." "Oh." "I´m English." "Oh !" "I didn´t mean it."" "K-l-L-L-E-D." "You killed him." "You killed him." "You did." "You were the one who ficked the switch." "It´s the same difference." "He ´s still dead." " Nobody-- You did kind of- " " Sphinx !" "Sphinx, what in heaven´s name do we do ?" "Sometimes... the true hero is the one with the courage to run away." " I like the way this man thinks." " Let´s run." " [ All Talking At Once ]" " We can´t run." "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "It´s been established that we can run." "This is egg salad." "It´s loaded with cholesterol." "The wife won´t even let me touch it." "Hardly seems to matter now." "´Cause chances are, we´re already dead." "Amazing is gone." "There´s no use waiting for the cavalry, becauseas of this moment, the cavalry is us." " Yeah, but I don´t wanna get frakulated." " Psychofrakulated." " We still get frakulated." " This is our fight, whether we like it or not." "We´re not your classic superheroes." "We´re not the favorites." "We´re the other guys." "We ´re the guys nobody everbets on." "But I tell you what I think." "You and that ball of yours have an appointment that you´ve gotta keep." "Invisible Boy, I think it´s time you were seen." "Sphinx, you have trainedus well." "And, Dr. Heller, you might just have given us the edge we need." "And, Spleen, I don´t wanna stand behind you." "But I´ll fight beside you with pride." "Jeff, you´ve got a rare and beautiful gift ." "The city needs you tonight." "And, Roy, in all the years I´ve known you, I´ve never seen you walk away from a fight." "Why, you lifted a city bus once, man." "I think you´ve got what it takes to handle Casanova." "We´re all in over our heads, and we know it." "But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it... will forever after show our scars with pride and say, "That´s right." "I was there." "I fought the good fight. "" "So, what do you say ?" "Do we all gather together and go kick some Casanova butt. .." "or do I eat this sandwich ?" "I say, what the fork." "Let´s do it." "[ All Cheering ]" "If we´re gonna bust into that mansion, you´re gonna need more than a station wagon." "At the autoyard, there´s this old Herkimer battlejitney." "Wait." "You have a Herkimer battlejitney ?" "That´s the finest nonlethal militaryvehicle ever made." "All right, we´ll meet at thejunkyard." "We´ll go from there." "I shall need more forks, I´m afraid." "Those of you with loved ones, say good-bye befo re we go." "You may not get another chance." "[ All ] Zeigezunt." "[Gasps ] Hey, Mom." "Jeffrey, what are you doing ?" "Um, I was just, um, uh, um-- I´m, uh" "[ Exhales ]" "I´m a superhero, Mother." "A superhero ?" "An effete British superhero, to be precise." "I am pilfe ring your tableware because I hurl it." "I hurl it with a deadly accuracy." "The Blue Raja is my name." "And" " Yes, lknow." "I don´t wearmuch blue, and I speaking a Britishaccent." "But if you know your history, it really does make perfect sense." "The point is, your boy´s a Limey fork-finger, Mother." "Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is." "What will the bridge club think ?" "You need more forks ?" "Oh !" "These belonged to your great-great grandmother." "I was saving these for your wedding day." "But from the looks of it, that day, it´s probably a long way off." "Oh, Mom, you´re-- you´re taking this incredibly well." "You know, I´ve always known you were special, Jeffrey, but l" " I just never realized how special." "Well, I´d better get going." "I´ve got a city to save." "Jeffrey ?" "Yeah ?" "Do the accent." "Oh, uh, well-- [ Clears Throat ]" "Uh, well, I´d love to stay and chitchat, Mother, but I fear I must away with me." "Our metropolis is in the clutches of mad men." "Jeffrey ?" "Cheerio." "I" " I" " I really should get going." "Oh." "Okay." "Thanks, Ma." "I said I was gonna leave you, Eddie, and I meant it." "The city´s in peril, Lucille." "We´re the best hope they´ve got." "Eddie, please don´t start." "I don´t expect you to believe me." "I just came by to tell you..." "that I love you." "Tell the kids I love ´em." "And now, good-bye." "Good-bye, Eddie." "I won´t be here when you come home." "Well, that´s a chance I´m gonna have to take." "Otherwise, there may not be a home to comeback to." "Wish me luck." " Hi." " Hi." "You okay ?" "Yeah." "I just wanted to say I had a great time tonight." "And you were really nice to me." "And I would love to, uh-- to ask you out sometime." "But if I don´t call you, I just want you to know it´s because I´m dead." "Hmm." "Yeah." "Me and my team, we´re gonna take on Casanova Frankenstein." "And, uh, it´s pretty much a suicide mission." "So, uh, if there is anything that you wanna say to me, now would probably be a good time to say it, just ´cause" "Okay." "Yeah, I got a question for you." "Cool." "Kick it." "What´s your name ?" "Do you mean my secret identity ?" "´Cause I couldn´t." "No, I just, you know, mean your name." "My name." "Um" " Wow." "Okay, uh, it´s-- it´s Phoenix." "Phoenix Dark." "Dirk." "Phoenix..." "Dark-Dirk." "It was, uh-- I was christened Dirk Steele, and I changed it to Phoenix." "Forget about it." "It´s" " It´s okay." "It´s Roy." "That´s" " That´s my name." "My name is" "My real name is Roy." "Just... be..." "Roy." "Okay." "Roy, the Roy, Roy, Roy." "I´m Roy." "Yes, I´m Roy." "Roy." "Who is Roy ?" "Roy is who ?" "He´s freaking out, man." "He´s freaking out." "Where´s the guy who pretends not to be Roy ?" "That´s about all I know about Roy." "We´ve had quite enough of that." "Just stop it." "Just snap out of it." "We´re tired of it." "I´m a wanna-be." "I am a wanna-be, a true wanna-be, in the worst sense of the" "You guys are gonna have to go fight this battle without me." "You start doubting your super powers, man, you are shafted." "If I had any super powers, I guess I would be in trouble, but I don´t." "I don´t" " I don´t-- What do I do ?" "I go-- [ Growls ]" "What are you talking about ?" "You lifted a bus once." "Precisely." "That story´s legendary." "It was really more of a... push, really, than a lift ." "That still takes incredible superhuman strength." "It does, to push an entire bus out the way." "Actually, the driver kind of had his fo ot on the accelerator, just in the beginning, just to get it going, then it actually was me." "But he kind of" " Oh, shit." " Ooh." "Excuse me." "It´s a process which results in an accelerated fow of electrons... that creates such a powerful magnetic force." "This is basically like a huge electromagnet." "Well, actually, it´s an electro-nuclear-magnet." "It´s the next inevitable phase." "Vis, can you close up those jockey boxes ?" "Right on it." "Let´s get suited up." "We´re outta here in five." "It´s time." "Let´s go." " Shotgun !" " I´ve already called it, didn´t I ?" " Have a seat, my friend." " Everybody ready ?" " Go." "And we have lift off." " [Blue Raja ] May the forks be with us." "[ All Cheering ]" "[Shoveler] I´m sorry." "Too much throttle." "[Mr. Furious ] That´s cool." "I´m just gonna" " I´m gonna go." "[Bowler] Yo, sit down !" "[Shoveler] All right, here we go." "[Horn Honking ]" "Vaya con Dios." "[Shoveler] Somebody do something." "We need him." "Okay, let´s do this." "You´re a very furious man." "Do you understand that ?" "No." "Well, you got a lot to be furious about, and I´ll tell you why." "You´re not well-liked." "You´re abrasive and off- putting." "You try and say pithy things, but your wit is a hindrance, and so therefore, nothing is provocative." "It´s just mixed metaphors." "Now, doesn´t that make you angry ?" "Does it infuriate you ?" "No." "Well, it should." "Are you angry ?" "Come on, man !" " Your penmanship is atrocious." " You dress in the manner of a male prostitute." "Get real !" "I have no powers." "I have no powers whatsoever." "If he has no powers, maybe I´ve got no powers." "Maybe I can´t turn invisible at all." "Do not go there, my son." "When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts." "Um, I don´t mean to be alarmist, but it´s 11:30 already." "Thirty minutes till Casanova blows up the city." "All right, now, listen." "We´ve got a blind date with destiny." "And it looks like she´s ordered the lobster." "Hang on !" "We´re gonna ram the gate !" "[ All Yelling ]" "#Play that funky music white boy#" "What do you think ?" "Should we knock or just let ourselves in ?" "[Man] Hit the ground!" "[ Screams ] They´re shooting !" "I hope this magnet thing works." "It´s working." "Go !" "Go !" "Qickly !" "[ Shouting, indistinct ]" "Everybody, into the disco room." "Everyone, through here." "Keep moving." "Focus, people." "Focus." "Let´s go." "Go!" "Go!" "Hello ?" "Wait !" "Laser eye." "I knew I should have brought my large pie server." "If we can´t get through that door, this battle is over." "This is it ?" "My time has come." "What are you talking about ?" " Wait." "Invisible Boy, wait a minute." " I wouldn´t do that, if" "Come back here, son." "You´ll be cremated." "It´s all about me now." "I´m the only one that can save us." "He´s right." " Good luck, son." " Nobody look at me." " Don´t look at him, or it won´t work." " I am transparent." "I am like the window." "I am see-through." "I´m like Saran Wrap." "I did it!" "I´m in visible !" "I really do have superpowers." "Can you see me ?" "[ All ] Yes." "Oh, yeah." " Wow." " [Blue Raja ] Two hands there, son." "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you wanna keep fighting evil today." "Furriers, you will stay here und delay the attackers." "The Not So Goody Mob, you will fight them from behind." "The rest of you, into the atrium." "Und spread yourself out for a second wave of attack." "[ All Chattering ]" "Meow !" "[ Purring ]" "The door." "Door." "On three." "One, two, three." "Shrink ´em." "Tch, tch." "[Blue Raja ] Oh, I say, they ´ve gone from junior to missy petite." "Now that´s a wedgie she won´t soon forget." "My pants feel like they´re shrinking too." "Yo !" "Yo !" "Yo !" "Yo !" "This way !" "Look out!" "Yo, yo, I got a bone to pick with you." "[ Distorted Voice ] Hold it, hold it, hold it, Little Daddy." "[ Distorted Voice ] You know what ?" "Y´all make me sick." " Give me that gun." " Hey !" " I got ´em." " Disco forever !" "In visible Boy, Spleen." "Susies." "Dig this, ShovelMan." "Duck !" "It´s the Susies !" "Grab the gun." "It´s stuck." "Coast clear ?" "Shoot anyway." "I´m scared." "No, you´re not scared." "Be strong." "Be strong." "I am scared !" "Now, say it with me. "l ain´t scared of no Susies."" "I am scared ofthe Susies." "Say "l´m not scared of no Susies."" "I am scared of the Susies." "Come on." "You ready ?" "Let´s go !" "Dive !" "Dive !" "Ah !" "I´m hit !" "I´m hit !" "Where ?" "Where ?" "I´m hit !" "Medic !" "Medic !" "Man down !" " Man do wn !" "I can´t feel my ass." " What ?" "I can´t feel my ass." "Your powers still work ?" "My powers ?" "Weapons check." "Yeah." "Fire in the hole !" "Pull !" "[ Farts ]" "It´ll do." "Spleen !" "Go check on Spleen, okay ?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Okay." "All right." "You oughta run, Tony P." "You can´t hurt me, Baby Bowler." "´Cause I´m protected. .." "by the god of hair care." "And it´s time to send you back to your daddy." " You killed my father." " That´s right." "´Cause I´m a killer." "And you´re not." "Let´s face it, kid." "You don´t have the guts to kill me." "You´re right." "I don´t have the guts to kill you." "Because I´m better than you." "Yeah, that´s right." "A lot better." "You know, I may even find the courage to forgive you some day." " Oh !" " Oh !" " Whoa !" " [ Yelling ] - [Bowling Pins Clatter]" "Oh !" "Carmine, on the other hand, feels differently than I do about forgiveness." "Okay, now I´m going back to graduate school." "That was the agreement." "We´re doing it." "We´re winning." "We´re gonna pull this off." "I wouldn ´tbe so sure about that." "Tell your funny-looking friends to put down their weapons, Mr. Furious." "Just get out of here." "He´s crazy." "Save yourselves." "Put them down or I will slash your girlfriend´s pretty little throat." " [ Monica Cries Out ]" " Eddie, Jeff, do what he says." "Thank you." "It´s so easy to get the best of people when they care about each other." "Which is why evil will always have the edge." "You good guys are always so bound by the rules." "[Screaming ]" "You see, I kill my own men." "Und lucky me." "I get the girl." "No !" "No !" "Don´t worry." "It will all be over so very quickly." "Ah !" "What are you doing ?" "They must have ripped the "Q" section out of my dictionary," "´cause I don´t know the meaning of the word "quit."" "[ Hissing ]" "Ow !" "Ow." "Oh, you want a little fisticuffs ?" "Okay." " Get him." "Get him, Roy." " Ooh, ooh." "Ooh, ooh." " [ Cracking ]" " Ooh." "[Shoveler] Come on, Roy !" "Roy, Roy, come on!" "[ Hisses ]" "It´s the funky skunkulator !" "We´ve got to stop it." "Don´t touch any toggles." "[Mr. Furious ] Rage... taking over." "Ja, ja, ja." "We´ve heard all that before." "[ Grunts ] No, no, no." "Rage really taking over." "[Yelling ]" " Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh." " Ow !" "[ Stuttering ]" " [ Yells ] - [ Screaming ]" "Frak-you later, Frankenpuss." "Yeah !" "[ " Bionic Man" Sound Effect ]" "Get out of here." "Get out of here." "[ Shoveler] Hit the deck." "How do we shut this thing down ?" "Group hug !" "Yeah !" " Yeah !" " Okay !" " Yeah !" "[ Bowler] Hurry up !" "[ Mr. Furious ] Get her closer to the hole !" "Dad, this is the way it has to be." "The upshot is you won´t be killed because you´re already dead." "No, I´m not going with you." "If there´s a time for separation, let me tell you something, this is it." " All right, lift me up." " [ Mr. Furious ] Push her up." "[ Shoveler] Help me lift her up." "Help her." " [ Invisible Boy] You can do it." "Hold on." " Whoo !" "[Mr. Furious ] Do it!" "Do it!" "I love you, Dad !" " Run !" "Run !" " Let´s get outta here !" "[ All Yelling ] [ Sphinx ] Run for your lives !" "Run !" "Whoo !" "[ All Yelling ]" "Go !" "Watch out !" "[ Screams ]" "[ All Yelling ]" "Go !" "Go !" "No one could survive the chaos we´ve just witnessed here." "But as the dust begins to settle over the ruins of the Casanova´s mansion, the question remains." "Who were these brave heroes that gave their lives to save our city tonight ?" "Did that frakulator work, or what ?" "What´s the deal there ?" "[Man] Look." "Something ´s moving." "People are coming out." "Could you tell us what´s going on ?" "Hi." "Hello." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Can you-- Can you tell us what happened here tonight ?" " [ Invisible Boy] We did it." "[Bowler] We won." " Hey, that´s my team." " That´s my team !" " We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork... and the hammer of not-bickering." "We are number one." "All others are number two or lower." "[Becky] Who are you guys ?" " It´s okay." " They call me the Shoveler." " That´s my dad." " [ Whimpering ]" "My hero." "I´m the Bowler." "Hello." "[Man] What´s the deal with your forks ?" "Blue Raja, master of silverware." "Hi, Mom." "I mean, cheerio, Mummy." "Oh !" "Jeffrey." "[Woman] And you, sir." " What´s your name and what´s your superpower ?" " My name´s Roy." "And, uh, I´m in a super amount of pain right now." "Could you please leave me alone ?" "His name´s Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." "Excuse me." "Could I say something ?" "I think we would all like this victory... to go out to all the other guys." "And I´m talking about the people in this city who are super good at their jobs... but never get any credit, like the lady in the D.M.V." " That´s a rough job." " To the people that remember jingles.." "from tons of old commercials." "And people that support local music and seek out independent film." "And the guy that drives the snow plow." "And the school nurse" "Eddie, Eddie, I think they got the point." "What´s the name of this group ?" " The Super Dudes." " No, no, no, no, not the Super Dudes." "We´re not the Super Dudes." "We don´t have a name yet, but definitely not the Super Dudes." "I gotta get home." "It´s late." " Picture, picture time." " [ Siren Wailing ]" "Well, what ever you call them, Champion City will forever owe a debt of gratitude... to these mystery men." "Wait." "Wait." "That´s it." "We are the Super Squad." "No !" "Please, no, alliteration in these situations is corny." "What ?" "Yes, we´re all very aware that you saved the day, and I´m sure we´ll be hearing about it for the rest of our lives." "and I´m sure we´ll be hearing about it for the rest of our lives." "#Hey, now, you´re an all star#" "# Get your game on Go play#" "#Hey, now, you´re a rock star Get the show on Get paid#" "#All that glitters is gold#" "# Only shooting stars break the mold#" "# Only shooting stars break the mold# #lt´s a cool place and they say it gets colder#" "# You´re bundled up now Wait till you get older#" "#But the media man beg to differ#" "#Judging by the hole in the satellite picture #" "# The ice we skate is gettin ´pretty thin #" "# The water´s getting warm so you might as well swim #" "# The world´s on fire How about yours #" "# That´s the way I like it and I´ll never get bored#" "#Hey, now, you´re an all star Get your game on Go play#" "#Hey, now, you´re a rock star Get the show on Get paid#" "#All that glitters is gold#" "# Only shooting stars break the mold#" "[Man] Go for the moon." "# Go, go, go#" "Go for the moon." "# Go, go#" "Go for the moon." "# Go, go# Go for the moon." "#Hey, now, you´re an all star Get your game on Go play#" "#Hey, now, you´re a rock star Get the show on Get paid#" "#All that glitters is gold#" "# Only shooting stars #" "#Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas # #l need to get myself away from this place# #l said yep what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself#" "#And we could all use a little change#" "# Well, the years startcomin ´ and they don´t stop comin ´#" "#Back to the rules and I´ll hit the ground running #" "#Didn ´t make sense not to live for fun #" "# Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb#" "#So much to do so much to see#" "#So what´s wrong with takin ´the back streets #" "# You´ll never know if you don´t go, go#" "# You´ll never shine if you don´t glow#" "#Hey, now, you´re an all star Get your game on Go play#" "#Hey, now, you´re a rock star Get the show on Get paid#" "#And all that glitters is gold#" "# Only shooting stars break the mold#" "#And all that glitters is gold#" "# Only shooting stars break the mold#" "#And all that glitters is gold#" "# Only shooting stars break the mold#" "Go for the moon." "# Go, go, go#" "Go for the moon." "# Go, go, go#" "Go for the moon."