"The idea that sex is bad, while it should be a wonderful source of pleasure,   not the monstrous machinery of madness,   is well demonstrated in this short film, which has a self-explanatory title." "Revisiting the famous film by Truffaut, we are in the land of playfulness and irony,   not in the lands of drama or tragedy,   which have little or nothing to do with eroticism." "TlNTO BRASS presents" "THE LAST TRAIN" "Tinto Brass in the role of the Spoilsport" "Miss!" " Oh, Miss!" " Yes?" "Your skirt." "Your skirt!" " Thanks." " You're welcome." "I am going back there, with or without you." "They say the ugly people come out at night." "I don't understand why you don't like that pub." "The beer is fantastic, and I know how much you like drinking." "That woman is beautiful." "Giorgio?" "Giorgio, wake up." "Giorgio?" "Wake up, Giorgio." "Wake up." "Are you getting tickets for tomorrow's concert?" "Please, say yes." " Yes, don't worry." " I really want to see him." "His only night in Italy." "He's the greatest double-bass player." "Have you seen him play?" "He's really skilled." "Ah, there's our train." "You know, you really are stunning!" "I'm in love with you." "You're the most beautiful woman in the world." "I'll be right here." "I'm not moving." "The last train to Valle Aurelia is arriving in seven minutes." "For God's sake!" "Too late, grandpa!" "That was the last train." "We'll have to walk home."