"I cannot believe Melinda is a senior in high school!" "Jeez, if I could put time in a bottle." "Well, I do, right?" " Going to her prom next month." " Prom?" "I smell an up-do." "You know that's my specialty." "Sorry, Kath, but she wants to go to a real salon for that." "You know, it's a special occasion." "Well!" "Fancy schmancy nancy!" "I have all the perks of a salon right here..." "Complimentary beverages ranging from cola to flat water." "I have also created a relaxing spa-type vibe." "Mom, we're out of doritos for the second time this week." "Kim, I am with a client, and you're spilling cheese dust everywhere." "What am I supposed to eat with my hot pocket?" "Well, an apple wouldn't kill you." "An apple almost killed sleeping beauty." "Read your history books." "Jeez." "Okay." "You're done." "Cute." " Cute, right?" " Yeah, very Renee Zellweger." "= 102 =- " Respect "" "¤ ¤" "Transcript : yyets.net" "Subs-Addicts'" "I can't believe Nancy wouldn't let me do her daughter's hair." "It's very hurtful." "I think Craig's phone might be broken." " Why?" " 'Cause he hasn't been calling me." "Well, Kim, he might have just reached his limit abuse-wise." "Fy in your eye." "He hasn't reached his limit." "He's probably just working long hours, which is stupid, if you ask me." "Yeah, and what would you know about working long hours?" "Nothing." "'Cause I'm not stupid." "Hey, Kim, look at this." ""Join us for the first annual galley's Prom-enade "in the Promenade." ""Shops will be showcasing hairstyles, dresses, "and accessories for the upcoming prom season." ""Extended parking validation will be available for those attending."" "So?" "Sew buttons, Kim!" "The prom market is a big one, and I want a piece of it." "This event will be the perfect opportunity for me to insert myself as a top-notch stylist at par with the big salons." "Say it, don't spray it." "Hey, Kath, Kim." "Hi, Tina." "I didn't recognize you at first." "I thought you were your mom for a sec." "And what's new with you, Tina?" "Just doing what most people do on tuesday afternoons." "Working." "I'm too busy being a trophy wife to work." "I heard you guys broke up." "We're "instranged," and it was all my doing." "Tina, can I ask you a question?" "Do you happen to know how I could sign up for this prom-enade event?" "I would love to have a booth for my salon." "You have to have a business in the mall, not just in your house," " so..." " Well, that's too bad." "Who cares anyway, mom?" "I mean, who wants to work in a mall?" "You did, Kim." "You interviewed at the merry-go-round like five times." "Well, merry-go-round wasn't the right fit for Kim." " I gotta get back to work." " Work rhymes with Jerk." " Good one." " I know." "Craig, I need to talk to you." "Doesn't she have anything to do?" " No, not really." " Craig!" "It's important." " Make it fast." " Okay." "Thank you." " I'm serious this time." " Yeah." "Of course." " I'm busy, Kim." "What's the problem?" " Why haven't you been calling me?" "That's why you called me over, Kim?" "I have to get back to work." " I'm gonna get in trouble." " Let's wrap it up here, Craig." "Suzette, is it cool if I actually take one of my five minute breaks right now?" "Omar just left." "So no." "Suzette, Kim's Kinda my wife, sort of..." "So it would be really cool if you could just let us talk for like two minutes." " Thank you." " You're fired." "No, no, no, no!" "Suzette." "Suzette!" "That's right." "You need to get your priorities straight." "Hand over the green." "You are no longer part of the team." "Take his picture down!" "He doesn't need this stupid job anyway." "Yeah, you're right, Kim, I don't need this job 'cause I'm expecting a call from the space program, and they want me to be an astronaut, and they make lots of bank." " See?" " My god." "Hey, Jitterbug!" "Hi, Jitterbug." "The things I would do to you if there weren't a health code in this mall." "Philbear, i'm not in the mood." "What's the matter?" "Something's bothering my girl." "Well, for starters, it's hard being an in-home haircutter." " We get no respect." " Now, what brought all this on?" "I wanna be in the prom-enade." "You're reaching for the stars there, Kath." "I know." "I know!" "It's just that I think it's the kind of thing that would really up my profile, you know, give me some cache." "But I can't enter 'cause I don't work in the mall." "But your fiance does." "You could operate under the sandwich island umbrella." "Really?" "Well, tina's gonna eat her slutty little heart out when she sees me hair modeling at the prom-enade." "Yeah, don't get your hopes up, Kim." "Phil hasn't gotten the proverbial thumbs up from the top brass at the mall." "Hello?" "Hi, Phil." "They did?" "You're kidding?" "Thank you!" "Thank you, Phil." "Prom-enade, here we come!" "Okay." "I love you." "Who was that?" "What do you mean?" "Well, I'm not a detective." "I only heard your end." "I just said prom-enade, here we come!" " We're in the show!" " We're in the show?" " We're in the show!" " We're in the show!" "Can you believe it, Kim?" " Hey, Craig." " Hey, Kath." "You got me a present for being mad at me before." "Yummy, yummy, yummy, Cinnacakes!" "How can you afford Cinnacakes when you just got fired?" "I got a job there." "Craig, that is great news!" "What a day this has turned out to be." "Isn't that great, Kim?" "That is great." "I hope you don't work for another bitchy ass-wipe." "No, it isn't great, Kim, okay?" "So don't act like it is." "It's lame." "I'm an electronics guy, okay?" "I'm not a yummy treat guy." "And you know this." "This is so much better." "I mean, you get free food." "You should be thanking me." "Well, I gotta go." "Gotta be at work tomorrow at 4:00 am." " Jeez." " There's a frosting orientation." "A frosting orientation, Kim!" "At 4:00 am!" "What's his problem?" " We're in the show!" " We're in the show!" "Kim, I need to start planning my hairdos for the show." "Now, what would be a good opening look?" "I'm gonna need something really outstanding, something" "Edgy yet classic yet fun." "What could I use?" "You know what would be great?" "The flying wedge." " The flying wedge?" " To open the show." "Hello!" "Isn't that a little out of your league?" "Thanks for the support, Kim." "Not!" "I'm just saying the last time you did it was on me, and I got laughed out of the eighth grade." "You got laughed out of the eighth grade because you couldn't read." "Well, I happen to be dyslectic like tom cruise." "Hey, I have a really good idea." "I should get hammered on sea breezes during the show to show the girls how their hair holds up when they're puking their guts out." "You know, you really do have good ideas when you apply yourself, Kimberly." "Here's my sexy hero!" "I hope it wasn't too much trouble getting me into the prom-enade." "Believe me, the powers that be at the gallery know it pays to keep Phil Knight happy." "I'll keep Phil knight happy." "Great." "I can't eat and throw up at the same time." "Actually, Kath, i'm here on official sandwich Island business." "All right." "I'd like to know what your ideas are for the event." "Because you're gonna be operating under the sandwich Island umbrella, you're gonna be representing the sandwich Island name." "And that's when Phil Knight becomes all business." "So serious." "All right, well, I do have a few ideas I've been kind" " of rolling around in my head." " I'd like to hear them." "You would?" "Okay." "Okay, great." "I thought that we could start with the sandwich Island logo displayed prominently on both sides of the booth." "And then on front would be a big sign saying," ""Good hair day"." "Day, of course, being in all caps." "And then underneath in cursive, we'd have," ""every day can be one when you have Kath day do your hair."" "And then of course, i would do ten different looks with various props to show my versatility and the edge that I have as a hair stylist." "What do you think?" "I... love it." " You do?" " Yeah, I do." "You don't know how happy that makes me." "Gosh, you're so sexy when you're all serious." "That's my signature managerial style." "When I like something..." "I jump in with both feet." "Don't I know it." "Hi." "I thought i'd come see you at your new job." "Isn't that cute?" "Ki sorry you have to wait your turn." "There's a big line, okay?" "No, I don't." "Come on, Kim." "It's my first day." "Okay?" "Don't do this." "I thought you didn't care about this job." "I don't!" " Is that right?" " Great." "Look, either your heart and soul's into the cinnacakes, or you're out." "Okay, you know what?" "I'm m out." "I'm done." "I'm done with this." "Wait a minute!" "Cinnacakes..." "But he just brought out hot cinnacakes!" " Sorry." " You're making a big mistake, Craig." " I'm getting one of those buns." " No, you're not." "I think so." "I'm not leaving till I do, pat manager." "Who would have thought a year ago i'd be working a real mall event?" "Now I will finally get some of the respect I deserve." "I should play that song for the show." "That's a great idea, Kath day." "You are on fire." "Kim, Craig just called." "He's gonna meet you at the show." " I'll tell you, that boy is a saint." " Stop yelling!" "I don't need this bloody gig." "I'm being a model." "That's how they talk." " I'll see you there." " Okay." "Yeah!" "God!" "I'm so impressed!" "Tina has a plum spot." "I'm sure they'll take good care of me, honey." "So where did they put us?" "Jeez." "I don't know." "I thought they closed this part of the mall." "Well, isn't this a kick in the pills?" "You know why this happened?" "Because I refuse to kiss ass, that's why." "I don't play mall politics." "If I did, I'd be at chili's every friday night, fake laughing at Marty Keinlen's Al pacino impression!" "You know what?" "Pish-posh!" "We're in the show." "That's all that matters." "Really, Kath?" "I feel like I've let you down here!" "Look, I have a cross-breeze from the service elevator." "And it looks like the bathroom's not too far." "I think it's perfect!" "Nope." "You deserve better than this." "And if I have to kiss big keinlen ass for you to get it, well, then, so be it!" "Excuse me, miss, but you can't go in." " You banned from the mall." " What?" "When was carting you off the other day, we wasn't just giving you a ride to your car." "I'm..." "a model in the prom-enade show, so you have to let me in." "Come on!" "I promised my mom i'd be there." "Plus, we have to show up a slutty hairdresser." "Tina?" "Sorry." "I can't let you in." " I'll show you my boobs." " Those itty bitties?" "Just go in!" "What are you doing here?" "I got my job back." "Wait." "Kim, you are not allowed in this store." "Seriously, step away." "Well, I'm not allowed in the whole mall, so..." "Okay, I know you don't understand this, but I love this job." "I tried out a lot of other careers before I got hooked up to the circuit." "Remember?" "The rental car industry." "Selling time shares industry." "Working at that weird mattress store where I had to wear that beret." "But I fit in here, Kim, and I'm really good at it." "And I like it, so..." "I am begging you, dude, please just go." "Okay." "This is terrible." "Thanks to Kim, I've embarrassed sandwich island and ruined my chance at gaining respect as a stylist in one foul swoop." " Where have you been?" " I was busy." "Pff!" " Smells like trash over here." " I can't do ten looks now, Kim!" "Your hair was supposed to be soaking in gel, prepped and ready to be styled 20min ago!" "I can't do this now, Kim!" " I cannot do ten looks now!" " Okay." "Calm down!" "Get it together, Kath day." "Get it together." "Think of Oprah." "I wonder if she and Gayle are more than just friends." "Personally, I don't think so." "Boy, I'll tell you, that steadman, he is handsome." "So serious." "Mom?" "You have to do the flying wedge." "Really?" "Kim, I don't know." "It's too Risky." "You can do it." "You can do it." "Okay, get my caboodle, two scrunchies, and a banana clip--now!" "Let's do it!" "We're gonna do it." "We're gonna do it." " We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it." " Here you go--scalpel!" " You got it, mom!" " We're doin' it!" "We're doin' it!" "We're doin' it!" "Close your eyes." " There we go." " I can see it!" "I can see the wedge!" "Mom!" "It's gorg!" "It's perfect." "It's so unusual." " I just love this." " Well, long story short." "They just raised my lease, and we're stuck here." "It's just... that's it!" "Nobody puts Kath day in a corner!" "Off to the side..." "Next to a dumpster!" " Come here." " What?" "Phil, what are you." "What are you doing?" " Trust me!" " Mom!" "Watch!" "Watch out!" "Excuse me." "I'm so sorry." " Stop!" "Are you crazy?" " I just might be!" "Now, get your tuchus up here!" "It's showtime!" "Ladies and Gentlemen, sandwich island proudly presents hair by Kath day!" "Every day can be one when you have Kath day do your hair." "Yeah." "In your face, Tina!" "Hold on, Anthony." "Just hold on." "Did you see that look Tina gave us, mom?" "I did." "So jealous!" "You look awesome, baby!" "Yo, check it, people." "That is my wife, dude!" "My wife!" "Cute scarf, mum." " Thank you." "I'm a warrior in pink." " What?" "Well, it's all about breast cancer awareness." "That's my charity." "All the celebrities have charities, don't you know?" "I don't have one, and I'm like a celebrity." "Would you look at Priscilla Presley?" "She looks 15." "That's not Pricilla Presley." "That's Joan Van ark." "They must all go to the Same doctor." "If you got a little ps, what would you do?" "I'd do whatever Nicole Kidman does." "She's had that Same expression for years." "Gorg." " Yeah." " Now that's Priscilla Presley." "No, it's not." "That's Bruce Jenner." "Team Subs-Addicts""