"Step away, Tim." "Thanks very much." "Go on Tim, out of the way." "Hey!" "How do you want your eggs?" " Pricked and baked both sides." " I want it baked both sides too." " Ok, but pricked also?" " Yes" "Pricked, baked both sides and totally yellow." "Idiot" "Hey Tim, out of the way." "Have you already told them?" "No." "Do you kids know what we're going to do today?" " No, no, no" " We're going to buy a tent!" "A tent?" "We're going to use it to go camping." "I think they like the idea." "I want it baked both sides." "Oh, yes." "...and this one is for your Mom." "Missed!" "...and two separate sleeping cabins, independent of each other..." "Ambulance!" "This is our most comfortable tent." "It's very expensive." " What does this tent cost?" " I'm dead." ""We have a tent"" "Indeed, we have a tent." "What do you think?" "Is it complete?" "Of course it's complete." "It's best that we find out now before it's too late." "Ok, we'll set it up now." "First let's see the instruction manual." "Where is it...?" "Wait a second." "Let's just read this first." "No, this is nothing..." "Ok, first do the poles." "Let's see..." " You've got a new tent, eh, neighbour?" " Yes." "Looks nice." "Erik, unroll the tent." "Lay it out flat." "Put all the poles together." "I think it should go this way around." "Do you see the shears?" "He'll snip your willy off with it!" " I had the poles..." " Yes and now I have them!" " I can't understand why it doesn't fit..." " Shall I come and help?" " Well..." " Can I have these?" "No... the other." "Ok, 1, 2 and up it goes." " Yes, well done" " Looks good" "Erik, you do the zip up for now." "And we'll now put the guide ropes on." "If you'll take that side..." "Take some tent pegs with you to fasten it." "And you can do the tent peg in here." "Wait... don't push or pull." "Knock the pegs in before they get damaged." "It's fun eh?" "We need a pump." "It looks lovely, eh?" " Yes" " And it's complete." " Now, we should take it down." " NO" " What do you want to do then, some camping?" " YES" " Ok then, just one night though, ok?" " YES" "Throw it." "Oh no you don't..." "The fish is not going camping with you, Tim." " Really?" " Really." "Strange eh?" "Just like they're leaving home." "– I'm going in the back" " No I am" " And me?" " You're going in the front." "I don't want to be by the entrance, I want to go HERE." "Come on, or you'll sleep in the house." "I'm NOT going by the entrance." "Ok, we'll lie lengthways then, we'll fit easier." "Ok then." "Babies..." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "What can I do for you?" "I see you have something planned, eh?" "We're going to sleep in the tent in the garden." "Ah, I see." "3 licorice sweets, 3 of these sweets and 3 of those." " And crocodiles..." " and 3 crocodiles." "Have we got any money left?" "You've got 20 cents left." "And 4 licorice strings." " Ok, there you are and bye for now." " Bye" " I want a candy." " No they're for tonight, for emergencies." "But we can have one now." "Ok one." "But we'll hide the rest." "Ok, they'll be safe here." "I think we should have someone to guard the tent." "So are you all going to sleep in the new tent?" "Well you must be careful then, as its a full moon!" "Maybe a werewolf will come..." " Come on kids, else you'll sleep inside." " NO" "Well brush your teeth then and hurry up." "We'll need a flashlight else we won't be able to find the tent." "If anything goes wrong then the house door is locked ok?" "Jelle, here you are." "Good night, sleep well." "What is a werewolf?" "Why?" "The neighbour said it." "A werewolf comes with the full moon." "A werewolf is someone that hair all over and long teeth!" "And it howls just like a real wolf" "The neighbour is a werewolf!" "Now we must sleep." "I'm lying on a bump." "Just go to sleep." " Shall we swap?" " No!" " Tim?" " No!" "I think we have ants." "Yes!" "look, there by the candy." "If you don't want to stay in the tent, go inside then." " I do want to be in the tent!" " I need to pee." "Yes, me too." "Wait for me!" "I need to go too!" "Wait!" "Jelle, Jelle!" " What?" " I'm scared." "Just go to sleep." "I hear a werewolf." "It's just a dog." "Someone's coming!" "Someone is coming!" "I can hear footsteps." "Erik, ERIK!" " What's the matter?" " Someone is walking through the garden." "Boys, this isn't working, let's go inside." "...and there were ants and I was lying on a bump." "Yeah, yeah." "...and then we heard a werewolf." " Werewolves don't exist." " They certainly don't." "There is a film on my hot chocolate!"