"ON THE NEXTK HERE, YOU CAN TAKE THE BANGS, "MacKENZIE STALLS"..." "BACKED UP PASSIONS OVERFLOW." "I THOUGHT WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER." "NOW I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU." "YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP." "IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS." "BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A SECRET SHAME." "( gasps ) YOU MEAN..." "YES, YOU FORGOT TO FLUSH." "Announcer:" "LACK OF HYGIENE LEADS TO LACK OF TRUST." "I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE." "TELL ME THE TRUTH." "DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?" "OF COURSE I DID." " LIES!" " OH!" "Announcer:" "AND SOMEONE DIDN'T READ THE WRITING ON THE STALL." "WHY, BECAUSE I'M RICHER THAN YOU?" "NO, BECAUSE THIS IS THE GIRLS' BATHROOM." "( gasps )" "WHY?" "!" "AND YOUR ZIPPER IS OPEN." "WHY?" "!" "Announcer:" "IN A WORLD FLUSHED WITH DRAMA," "THE NUMBER ONE SHOW IS NOW NUMBER TWO." ""MacKENZIE STALLS."" "STARRING CHAD DYLAN POOPER." "POOPER?" "OH, IT'S ON." "PLUNGER!" " ( rings ) - ( screams )" "¶ OFF TO THE RACES, I'M GOING PLACES ¶" "¶ MIGHT BE A LONG SHOT,  NOT GONNA WASTE IT ¶" "¶ THIS IS THE BIG BREAK AND IT'S CALLING MY NAME ¶" "¶ YEAH!" "¶" "¶ SO FAR, SO GREAT, GET WITH IT ¶" "¶ AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I SEE IT ¶" "¶ HAVING A DREAM IS JUST THE BEGINNING ¶" "¶ SO FAR, SO GREAT, BELIEVE IT ¶" "¶ CAN'T TAKE AWAY THIS FEELING ¶" "¶ TAKING A RIDE WITH CHANCE ON MY SIDE ¶" "¶ YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT ¶" "¶ SO FAR,  SO GREAT ¶" "¶ SO FAR, SO GREAT ¶" "( vocalizing )" "¶ YAOOWW!" "¶" "I TOLD YOU IF WE MADE FUN OF "MacKENZIE FALLS"" "ON OUR SHOW THAT THEY WOULD GET US BACK." "I DON'T CARE." "DOING THAT SKETCH "MacKENZIE STALLS"" "WAS WORTH GETTING PLUNGED IN THE HEAD." "LOOK AT ME, I'M A TOILET UNICORN." "YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST YOU LOOK LIKE THE FRONT HALF." "( plungers popping )" "YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?" "OUR HUMILIATION CALLS FOR MAJOR RETALIATION." "I'M TALKING GLUE, FIRE ANTS AND A SIZZLING FAJITA." " WHO'S WITH ME?" " CHICKEN OR STEAK?" "NO, NO MORE RETALIATION." "NO MORE FAJITAS." " STEAK." " OH, I'M IN!" "NO, YOU GUYS." "WE HAVE TO END THIS." "THE FEUD BETWEEN "MacKENZIE FALLS" AND "SO RANDOM!"" "HAS BEEN GOING ON LONG ENOUGH." "I SAY THAT IT ENDS HERE." "( explosion )" " OR THERE." " UH!" "Chad:" "MY HEATED TOILET!" "COME ON, PEOPLE." "IS BLOWING UP A MAN'S TOILET SEAT REALLY GOING TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING?" "IT DOES IF HE'S SITTING ON IT." "( laughing )" "( mock laughing )" "WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU WE WERE STANDING." "GENTLEMEN, LADIES." "NO NO, THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE STOPS HERE." " OH, I HAVE AN IDEA." " NO." "I'LL BET IF OUR SHOWS SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER" "WE COULD LEARN HOW TO BOND AND TRUST." " NO, HUH-UH." " MAYBE NOT HERE." "MAYBE SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT." "YOU KNOW, OUTDOORS." "WE COULD GET SOME FRESH AIR." "OH, WE COULD GO CAMPING." "All:" "NO!" "I COULD HAVE SWORN WE ALL SAID NO." "WELL, THE HEAD OF THE STUDIO SAID YES." "SO BECAUSE OF SONNY'S GREAT IDEA," "AND MY NEED FOR SOME EXTRA CASH" "THANKS TO A MAN NAMED BERNIE WHO MADE OFF WITH ALL OF MY MONEY," "I'M STUCK OUT HERE WITH YOU FOR THREE DAYS" "OF BONDING, TRUST EXERCISES AND WOODSY ACTIVITY." "EXCUSE ME, MS. BITTERMAN." "DOES HITTING SONNY WITH A LOG COUNT AS A WOODSY ACTIVITY?" "AND IF WE ALL DO IT DOES IT COUNT AS BONDING?" "IF YOU PICKED A LOG OUT TOGETHER, KIDS." "GREAT, EVERYBODY AGREE ON A LOG." " MAHOGANY!" " ELM!" "ELM!" "( screams )" "OH HEY, LOOK AT THAT." "SONNY PUT UP THE TENT." "SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?" "I THINK "MAC FALLS" IS BETTER." "GRADY, WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT THEIR TENT IS BETTER?" "WHOA." "OH HEY." "WE'RE JUST GONNA FRESHEN UP" "BEFORE THE CATERER COMES BACK FROM THE TRUFFLE HUNT." "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS?" "JUST DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TENT." "( blender whirring )" "OR THEIR BLENDER." "( dance music playing )" "OR THEIR DISCO." "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THE RULES WERE REALLY CLEAR FROM THE STUDIO." "NO LUXURIES." "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ROUGHING IT." "SO KUDOS TO US FOR ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THE RULES." " I HATE MY LIFE." " COME ON IN." "SEE?" "ISN'T IT COZY?" "( screams )" "Sonny:" "HEY, TAWNI, YOUR HANDS ARE ON MY NECK." "Tawni:" "OH, I KNOW." "AND SO IT WAS HERE" "IN THESE VERY WOODS" "THAT THE LEGEND OF THE HIDEOUS," "MONSTROUS, ODIFEROUS" "CANDYFACE WAS BORN." "YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING?" "SHE'S TOTALLY USING A SCARY STORY TO BOND OUR TWO SHOWS TOGETHER." "YOU KNOW WHAT'S SCARY?" "WHAT THIS MOUNTAIN AIR IS DOING TO MY HAIR." "AND WHAT THIS MOUNTAIN DIRT IS DOING TO MY SKIN." "AND WHAT MY MOUNTAIN FIST IS GONNA DO TO YOUR MOUNTAIN FACE" "IF YOU DON'T STOP FLAPPING YOUR MOUNTAIN GUMS." "I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE MY MOUNTAIN BUTT OVER HERE." "CANDYFACE WAS A LOVING SUBURBAN DAD" "WHO IN TRYING TO MAKE HIS CHILDREN LAUGH" "MADE A MASK OUT OF CANDY." "A MASK THAT MELTED INTO HIS SKIN" "AND NEVER CAME OFF." "THE CANDY MELTED INTO HIS SKIN?" "IT'S SUPPOSED TO MELT IN YOUR MOUTH" "NOT INTO YOUR FACE." "OOH, THIS CANDYFACE STORY IS REALLY SCARING ME." "REALLY?" "'CAUSE WHAT'S SCARING ME IS HOW MANY S'MORES ZORA'S EATEN." "AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT CANDYFACE." "( laughing maniacally )" "AND THAT MADE CANDYFACE VERY ANGRY." "SO ANGRY HE ATTACKED." "AND IT WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING" "LIKE THIS." "¶ I SING THE TALE OF CANDYFACE ¶" "¶ SCATTERED LIMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE ¶" "¶ HE CHOPPED AND CHOPPED AND SLICED AND SLICED ¶" "¶ AND SAWED AND SAWED AND HACKED AND HACKED ¶" "¶ AND STABBED AND STABBED AND SLASHED AND SLASHED ¶" "¶ AND HAMMERED AND BATTERED AND BASHED AND BASHED ¶" "¶ IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS TO BE TRUE ¶" "¶ IT'LL BE TOO LATE ¶" "¶ WHEN HE STRANGLES YOU BLUE. ¶" "OKAY THEN, SLEEP TIGHT." "( screams )" " ( blows whistle )" " UP AND AT 'EM." "TRUST EXERCISES IN 30 MINUTES." "( coughs ) STUPID BUG." " 30 MINUTES." " ( blows whistle )" "WHY IS IT SO HOT?" "THAT'S JUST THE INNER WARMTH YOU'RE FEELING FROM ALL THE TRUST WE'RE BUILDING." "ACTUALLY, IT'S THE WARMTH COMING FROM THE "MacKENZIE FALLS" HEATER." "YOU GUYS STOLE THE "MacKENZIE FALLS" HEATER?" "BUT THAT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT THIS WEEKEND IS ABOUT." "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE US?" "GOOD JOB STEALING THE HEATER, DUDE." "I WAS GONNA THANK YOU, MY FRIEND." "BUT I GUESS WE SHOULD BE THANKING OUR OLD PAL ZORA." "DON'T LOOK AT ME." "NO, REALLY, DON'T LOOK AT ME." "I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON." "HEY, SOMEBODY BROKE MY GAME GUY." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEBODY?" "IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE DRAMA WEASELS." "SEE?" "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRAKE THE RULES." "HEATERS GET STOLEN, GAME GUYS GET BROKEN." "NO LUXURIES MEANS NO LUXURIES." "YEAH, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND, GRADY?" "WELL, NOBODY BETTER BREAK MY BAT CAM." "YOU BROUGHT A CAMERA?" "BUT THE RULES SAID THAT" "ZIP IT, SISTER." "ONCE I MOUNT THIS BABY IN THE TREE" "THIS WEEKEND IS ALL ABOUT DOCUMENTING THE FLIGHT PATTERNS" "OF THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FRUIT BAT." " I WAS JUST SAYING" " WHY ARE YOU NAGGING US?" "GO NAG THE PEOPLE WITH THE FULLY OPERATIONAL DISCO." " YEAH." " I'VE TRIED." "BUT THEY WON'T LET ME PAST THE VELVET ROPE." "VELVET." "YET ANOTHER LUXURIOUS ITEM" " ENOUGH ALREADY." " GIVE IT A REST!" "( blows whistle )" "ALL RIGHT." "OUR FIRST TRUST EXERCISE" "IS ENTITLED MINE FIELD." "NOW YOU HAVE BEEN PAIRED WITH THE PERSON YOU DISLIKE THE MOST." "I SHOULD BE WITH AQUAMAN." "FROM REALITY." "NOW THE MIND FIELD IS MADE UP OF VARIOUS" " MOOSE DUNG." " THERE'S OTHER DUNG" "AND VARIOUS OTHER NON-DUNG OBSTACLES," "THROUGH, UNDER AND AROUND WHICH" "YOUR TRUST BUDDY WILL GUIDE YOU." "NOW GET TRUSTING." " ( blows whistle ) - ( groans )" "YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT," "THIS IS SORT OF OUR FIRST BLIND DATE." "THIS IS A TRUST EXERCISE," "NOT A DREAM EXERCISE." "ALL RIGHT." "BLIND FOLD ON TIGHT?" " CAN'T SEE A THING?" " NOPE." "TAKE A STEP FORWARD." "FORWARD." " FORWARD." " ( screams )" "I WIN!" "POOP TO YOUR LEFT." "POOP TO YOUR LEFT!" "I CAN'T GO WITH PEOPLE WATCHING." "OKAY, CHAD, TAKE A SMALL STEP TO YOUR RIGHT." " ( squishes )" " I SAID A SMALL STEP." "I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU." "AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR SANDALS, DIDN'T I?" "YOU KNOW SHE MADE YOU STEP IN THAT ON PURPOSE." "YEAH, LIKE WHEN ONE OF YOU" "SMASHED MY GAME GUY ON PURPOSE." "YES, GRADY, WE WALKED ALL THE WAY OVER" "TO YOUR MOUNTAINTOP SLUM TO BRAKE YOUR TOY." "OH, SO YOU ADMIT IT?" "WE ADMIT NOTHING." "HOW ABOUT YOU ADMIT THAT YOU STOLE OUR HEATER?" "WE ALSO ADMIT NOTHING EXCEPT THAT WE CAN'T TRUST YOU." "AND I CAN'T TRUST YOU." "I CAN'T TRUST YOU." "I CAN TRUST YOU, BABY." "I JUST CAN'T TRUST MYSELF." "( all arguing )" "WHY CAN'T WE JUST TRUST EACH OTHER?" "I'LL TELL YOU WHO YOU CAN'T TRUST." "CANDYFACE." "I GOT HIM ON MY BAT CAM." " WHAT?" " BEHOLD." "( Grady shivers )" "IF I WERE CANDYFACE I'D BE LIVID." "THAT'S HORRIBLE LIGHTING." "Chad:" "YOU GUYS BREATHING IN TOO MUCH BUG SPRAY?" "LOOKS LIKE A WOLF IN A HOODIE." "YOUR CANDYFACE COULD BE ANYTHING." "INCLUDING CANDYFACE." "¶ BEWARE THE SOUND OF CREEPING FEET ¶" "¶ DESPITE HIS NAME ¶" "¶ CANDYFACE IS NOT SWEET. ¶" "AHHH, THAT'S THE STUFF." "( branches snap )" "WHO'S THERE?" "DUDE." "DUDE, DID YOU HEAR THAT?" "NO." "ALL I HEARD WAS "DUDE DUDE."" " ( clanging )" " THAT I HEARD." "WOULD YOU GUYS PUT A SOCK IN IT?" "SONNY WOULDN'T LET US BRING SOCKS." " TOO LUXURIOUS." " ( crunching )" " THERE IT IS AGAIN." " DO YOU THINK IT'S" " DON'T SAY IT." " CANDY..." "DON'T SAY FACE." "OH MAN, I SAID FACE." " ( thumping ) - ( Tawni gasps )" "YOU GUYS, IT'S GETTING CLOSER." " SOMEBODY WAKE SONNY." " OH, GOOD IDEA." "IF CANDYFACE GETS SONNY MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE." " YEAH." " SONNY." " SONNY'S GONE!" " ( girl screams )" "SONNY!" "SONNY." "WE FOUND HER." "SHE'S OVER HERE." "HOW'S SHE LOOKING?" "TERRIBLE." "SO SHE MUST BE OKAY." "WHAT?" "WHAT AM I DOING OUT HERE?" "WELL, NOT TO SCARE YOU OR ANYTHING," "BUT CANDYFACE GOT YOU." "HE ALSO GOT MY CURLING IRON." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "CANDYFACE." "CANDYFACE STOLE YOU OUT OF THE TENT" "AND GENTLY DEPOSITED YOU UNDER THIS TREE." "I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING." "CANDYFACE ERASES YOUR MEMORY." "NOBODY ERASED MY MEMORY." "YOU'RE RIDICULOUS." " WE HEARD A GIRL SCREAM." " ( girl screams )" "LIKE THAT." "OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS TO SEÑOR SMOOTHIE?" "WAIT, THAT WAS YOUR SCREAM?" "WAIT, THOSE ARE YOUR ARMS?" "WELL PLAYED." "WELL PLAYED." "YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" "CANDYFACE ALSO ATTACKED "MacKENZIE FALLS."" "OH PLEASE." "THIS HAS "SO RANDOM!" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT." " OH, COME ON." " YOU DISGUST ME." "LOOK AT US." "WE CAN'T EVEN PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE" "WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING OUT IN THE WOODS AFTER US." "WAIT, SO YOU'RE BUYING THIS CANDYFACE THING?" " WELL, SOMETHING'S GOING ON." " I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON." "MY SMOOTHIES WILL BE CHUNKY!" "AND MY HAIR WILL BE SMOOTHIE." "FINE, I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU." "HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?" "WELL, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO," " BUT THE CANDY CAM CAN." " THE CANDY CAM CAN?" "YES, THE CANDY CAM CAN." "ZORA, I NEED YOUR CAMERA." "BUT I SPRINKLED IT WITH DEW." "YOU KNOW, TO ATTRACT THE BATS." "OKAY, JUST GO GET YOUR CAMERA, YOU LITTLE FREAK." "THEN WE'LL CAPTURE THIS THING ON VIDEO AND YOU'LL HAVE TO START TRUSTING US." " YEAH." " FINE." "NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME," "IT'S TIME TO SAY BUENAS NOCHES TO SEÑOR SMOOTHIE." "CHAD, LOOK OUT." "THERE'S A SNAKE." "I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT." "( screams )" "THERE REALLY WAS A SNAKE." "HE HAS GOT TO LEARN HOW TO TRUST." "( screams )" "AND SCREAM LIKE A DUDE." "I MUST HAVE BEEN SLEEPWALKING." "I MUST BE THE ONE THAT STOLE THE HEATER AND BROKE GRADY'S GAME GUY." "OOH, AND KILLED SEÑOR SMOOTHIE." "I'M CANDYFACE." "( gasps ) I'M CANDYFACE." "I'M CANDYFACE!" "NOW I'M DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE." " Grady:" "WHAT WAS THAT?" " ( screams )" "GUYS, CANDYFACE!" "CANDYFACE, HE-- IT BROKE YOUR CAMERA." "IT'S LIKE THE MONSTER IS DELIBERATELY DESTROYING" "THE THINGS MOST IMPORTANT TO US." "AND YET HE GENTLY DEPOSITS YOU." "AH, LET ME GUESS." " CANDYFACE BROKE THE CAMERA." " YEAH." "AND NO FOOTAGE TO PROVE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT." "ONE OF YOU IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AND I'M PRETTY SURE" "NO NO NO, CHAD." "CHAD, CHAD, IT HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME." "AND IT WAS SO SCARY." "THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF" "WAS IF ONLY CHAD DYLAN COOPER, THE GREATEST ACTOR" "OF OUR GENERATION, WAS HERE TO SAVE US." "HE IS AND HE WILL." "YOU BELIEVE HER?" "I BELIEVE SHE'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ACTOR TO LIE THIS CONVINCINGLY." " YEAH." " HE'S RIGHT." "I'M SORRY I ACCUSED YOU GUYS" "OF BREAKING MY ELECTRIC MANSCAPING DEVICE." "AND I'M SORRY I BLAMED YOU" "FOR THE DEATH OF MY GAME GUY." "AND I'M SORRY I TRIED TO HIT ON YOU WHILE I WAS BLINDFOLDED." "AND I'M SORRY YOU DON'T REALIZE WHAT LEAGUE YOU'RE IN." "WELL, YEAH." "SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?" "TRUST." "WHICH MEANS OUR JOB HERE IS DONE." "SO WE CAN JUST TAKE THAT TRUST, PUT IT IN A BOTTLE," "WRAP A LITTLE BOW AROUND IT, BRING IT BACK TO THE STUDIO BECAUSE TOGETHER WE CAN" " KILL CANDYFACE!" " YEAH!" "OR WE CAN CAPTURE AND REHABILITATE HIM." "All:" "NO!" "EVERYBODY INTO THE "MAC FALLS" TENT." "WE'LL HUDDLE THERE FOR SAFETY TONIGHT." "TOMORROW OUR FIRST TRUST EXERCISE IS WEAPON BUILDING." "( cheering )" "WE'RE HUNTING MONSTERS." "OH, SONNY, THIS IS THE BEST RETREAT EVER." "¶ I SING THE TALE OF CANDYFACE ¶" "¶ WHOSE DEMISE TONIGHT HE'LL PROBABLY FACE ¶" "¶ HE SMASHES AND SHATTERS AND LASHES AND CUTS... ¶" "I CAN'T WAIT TO JAB THIS THING RIGHT IN HIS GUT." "¶ IF EVERYONE'S AFTER CANDYFACE ¶" "¶ CHASE HIM WITH PITCHFORKS, TORCHES AND MACE ¶" "¶ ONCE THEY WERE FIGHTING BUT NOW THEY'RE A MOB... ¶" "AAAH!" "¶ TOGETHER THEY'LL DO A GRUESOME JOB ¶" "¶ AND GET CANDYFACE. ¶" "( gagging )" "OH, I SWALLOWED ANOTHER BUG." "OH, IT BIT MY TONGUE." "ON NO, IT'S SWELLING UP." "OH!" "POISON OAK." "IT'S POISON OAK." "ANY SIGN OF CANDYFACE?" "NOPE." "ALL I SEE IS THAT SWEET SWEET STUFF ON THE TABLE." "DUDE, FRUIT SHEETS." "THAT IS NOT FOR US." "THAT IS BAIT FOR CANDYFACE." "BUT I..." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "( exhales )" "( humming )" "YEAH." "HEY, GUYS, YOUR SHIFT'S OVER." "I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE." " YOU SURE?" " YEAH YEAH YEAH." " OKAY." " ALL RIGHT, COOL." "YEAH, I KNOW CANDYFACE." "I'M GONNA GET HIM." " OKAY." " I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW." "CANDYFACE AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME." "I'M GONNA GET CANDYFACE." "CAN'T LET THEM KNOW I'M CANDYFACE." "OKAY." "I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP." "I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP." "GOT TO KEEP MY EYES OPEN." "DON'T WANT TO SLEEPWALK." "STAY AWAKE." "STAY AWAKE!" "KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN." "I'M DONE." "( yawns )" " ( groaning ) - ( screams )" "All:" "CANDYFACE!" "IT'S GOT SONNY'S HEAD." "IT'S RIPPING HER HAIR OUT." "BRAIN JUICE." "( gagging )" " ( vomiting )" " EW!" "THOSE ARE MY SEAL SKIN SLIPPERS!" "SONNY WAS MY BEST FRIEND." "I MEANT EVERYTHING TO HER." " REVENGE!" " All:" "REVENGE!" "( shouting )" "( screams )" "THERE HE IS, CANDYFACE." "( both scream )" "OH, HEY, GUYS." "ANY SIGN OF CANDYFACE?" "I'LL SKIN HIM ALIVE." "OH, HE'S GOT SONNY'S VOICE." "WHAT?" "WAIT." "WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL STARING AT ME?" "OH RIGHT, I'M CANDYFACE." "HE'S WEARING SONNY'S FACE." "NO." "IT'S ME, SONNY." "I'M CANDYFACE." "YOU'RE CANDYFACE?" "ONLY WHEN I SLEEPWALK." " YOU SLEEPWALK?" " APPARENTLY." "AND I BREAK THINGS WHEN I DO." "YOU GUYS, I'M REALLY SORRY." "YOU OWE ME A NEW CURLING IRON." "AND SEÑOR SMOOTHIE AN APOLOGY." "OR AS HE MAY PREFER, LO SIENTO." "LOOK, I'LL REPLACE EVERYTHING." "AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO DO IT." "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?" "BECAUSE WE BONDED, WHICH IS WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO." "I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL THE POINTY THINGS THAT WE MADE TOGETHER." "THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS NOT A "MacKENZIE FALLS" PITCHFORK." "AND THAT IS NOT A "SO RANDOM!" SPEAR." "I MEAN, YOU POINTED YOUR WEAPONS AT ME" "AS ONE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "PERKY FACE IS RIGHT." " YEAH." " YEAH, SHE IS." "OKAY THEN." "SO I GUESS THIS MEANS THE FEUD" "BETWEEN "MacKENZIE FALLS" AND "SO RANDOM!"" "IS OFFICIALLY BEHIND US." " BEHIND YOU." " NO, GRADY, BEHIND ALL OF US." "NO NO, WHAT IS BEHIND YOU?" " HEY, KIDS." " ( all scream )" "IT'S THE REAL CANDYFACE!" "EVERY SHOW FOR THEMSELVES!" "USE THE "FALLS" KIDS AS SHIELDS." " YOU'RE MINE!" " NO, ZORA, DON'T." "¶ TURNS OUT THAT I WAS CANDYFACE ¶" "¶ AND I HAD OINTMENT ALL OVER THE PLACE ¶" "¶ I WAS SO SCARED HE MADE ME HURL ¶" "¶ AND MADE CHAD DYLAN SCREAM LIKE A GIRL ¶" "¶ THE WOODS AND ALTITUDE ¶" "¶ MAKE MY VOICE HIGH ¶" " ¶ AND A NEW CURLING IRON CANDY MUST BUY... ¶" " I KNOW." " ¶ HAIR MASTER MODEL 302... ¶" " I GOT IT." " ¶ AND IT BETTER BE IN AQUA BLUE... ¶" " OKAY." "¶ AND IF YOU THINK CANDYFACE HAS BID ADIEU ¶" "¶ BEWARE MY FRIENDS ¶" "¶ CANDYFACE IS IN YOU. ¶"