"One Tree Hill S06E21" "Uh,are these the pages from my book?" "The "comet," not "ravens,"" "and I cannot be held accountable, 'cause baby and me have gone completely bed-rest stir crazy." "What?" "Great." "I've got permanent bed head,and you're laughing at me." "Look,I'm -- I'm sorry." "I know how hard it is being cooped up in the house." ""Hard"?" "I have read this month's issue of B." "Davis magazine cover to cover five times." "Just stay and tell me stories about life on the outside." "I can'T." "I'm working on something." "Why have you been so weird lately?" "You're,like,off in the garage, and yo-- you're making me a present." "Are you making the baby a present?" "Is it a present for me and the baby?" "All right." "Uh,y-you know what?" "You're right." "Well,yeah,I'm right, so just stay and let me guess." "No,no." "I mean,you're right." "You're going completely crazy." "crazy people should not be left alone." "Funny." "I thought vampires didn't photograph." "Emsam,rind me to buy you a garlic necklace." "Good morning,brooke." "Being dramatic,as usual." "I'm not being dramatic." "I'm being a mom." "And that means keeping sam out of harm's way." " Ah,so I guess I'm "harm."" " No." "You're "harm's" older,decrepit sister,"emotional damage." ""Okay." "We bought you caffeine,so play nice." "Thank you." "What are you up to?" "Nothing." "I like samantha." "She's plucky and dark." "She's going through a really hard time." "Yeah,I know about jack." "Not just jack." "Sam wants a family." "She is vulnerable,and I don't want her latching onto you just so that you can end up disappointing her." "I don't intend to disappoint her." "You never do." "Well,hurry along." "We don't tip." "Do you have to be such a bitch?" "I'm wrong when I'm nice." "I'm wrong when I'm mean." "I just can't win with you." "No,you can't,so please stop trying." "I told you,this relationship is about business,and that includes sam." "Knock,knock." "Brought you this month's issue of B." "Davis magazine." "Our ceiling fan does 147 rotations a minute." "Well,that answers my question about how mama's doing." "How's baby?" "Baby is kicking baby-growing ass." "The doctor says we're doing good." "Good." "That's what auntie haley likes to hear." "Good job in there,kiddo." "So,I got antinteresng call from the label this morning." "Oh,let me guess -- they want mia's album like last week, which,by the way,is gonna be fantastic, which is unbiased,even though I am the producer." "Okay." "Call wasn't about mia." "They want to buy one of your songs." "I guess they have an artist that heard it and fell in love with it and blah,blah,blah." "I never thought about selling my songs." "Okay,well,from the way they were raving about you, you might want to start thinking about it." "I'll come off the bench." "Hey,I'll do whatever it takes." "I just want back on the team." "Devon...coach." "...You know how this league works." "There is always someone right behind you ready to do whatever it takes." "The roster's full." "I am sorry." "Hey,scott." "You're here early." "I'm meeting nino." "We're just gonna run through some drills before practice." "Good." "Glad to hear that." "You know,you two have been playing together really well these last weeks." "Thanks." "And I'm not the only one who's noticed." "Been getting some calls about you -- scouts." "Now,there's nothing concrete yet, but as I know more,you'll know more." " Nice work,nathan." " Thanks." "What are you shredding?" "Nothing." "Junk mail." "well,you have two choices." "You get me the fabric on time,at cost, or your "little start-up company that could" -- it won'T." "What now?" "It's the new line." "It's -- it's soooD." "Fresh." "Some of your best work." "But you've always been a talented girl,brooke." "Thank you." "Now,would you stop threatening our suppliers?" "It's tacky." "Well,nice chip at the wall." "Who says I'm trying to chip the wall?" "Daughter seems sad lately." "What gave her away -- the "kick me,I'm sad" sign on her prada?" "No,it's her designs." "They're so good." "And she built a fashion empire on a broken heart,so who's the boy?" "Julian." "Cliffsnotes version -- boy meets girl,girl falls crazy in love, can't admit it,boy moves away,asks girl to come,girl says no." "And girl buries herself in work." "I've read this book before." "I hear bonding." "Back away from the innocent,victoria." "So,haley still has to put her mojo on it,but what do you think?" "I love it." "And I love chase for inspiring the hell out of you lately." "Well,let's just say good kissing inspires good music." "Yeah,he is a good kisser." "I mean,that one tiny,little,inconsequential, hardly memorable time that I kissed him,you know?" " You too?" " It was twice." "I mean,honey,it was only to make lucas and brooke jealous." "Great." "I'm still trying to forget that he kissed brooke." "B.T.W.,Not going so well." "Honey,why are you so worried about the kiing part?" "I mean,I thought you'd be more concerned with the virginity part." "The what part?" "And you didn't know that." "So,uncle skills,it's been a month, and you still haven't talked to miss lauren." "Hey,ask her to the dance tonight." "I'm good." "Just trying to hook a brother up." "Wait,so all you guys got dates to the dance?" "Not me." "Q always said,"don't bring sand to the beach." "" Is the dance at the beach?" "What about you,J. Luke?" "Hey,guys!" "Hey,madison." "Hey,jamie." "Madison,you're late." "One lap around the park." "Go." "I bet jamie's gonna ask madison." "No,I'm not." "Chuck,andre,no teasing." "One lap around the park." "I thought you were feeling madison." "Well,I'm not gonna be the only guy at the dance with a date." "Besides,you said all women are no good." "No,I said nanny deb was no good." "Is there anything you don't remember?" "Genius." "Who cares whe peoplthink?" "I mean,you're a leader,right?" "So if you want to ask madison,I say go for it." "My man." "Open your eyes." "Told you you had one last graduation gift." "The cure?" "Tonight in atlanta." "But I'm supposed to be leaving for L.A. Today with brooke." "Yeah,I know,but brooke and chase are having their own... extended goodbye." "Brooke says you can leave in the morning." "I mean,unless you don't want to go." "No,no,no,no,no!" "I'm going." "And you are gonna get into a hell of a lot more than a concert with these tickets." "So,what do you got for me?" "Congratulations,nathan." " You got an offer." " From the nba?" "It's from a european team,but the money is really good, and it's a two-year deal." "Wait." "Europe?" "Nathan,a lot of really good players are leaving the nba to go to europe." "Great." "Give me one of their spots." "Look,I know that this is not the offer that you were expecting." "But this is still a good offer from a good team." "Well,when do they need to know?" "They'll move on another choice tomorrow." "How lame is my life that my only friends are a 5-year-old and my foster granny?" "Language,samantha." "Brooke would totally freak if she knew I was hanging out with you." "Well,you're a young lady." "You need to look like a young lady." "Language,victoria." "And as for brooke,she'll learn she can't pick her daughter's friends." "That's a lesson I like to call "the peyton sawyer debacle." "" Oh,um,I can't go in here." "Salesperson kind of hates me." "Since when?" "Since the salesperson caught me shoplifting." "You got caught shoplifting?" "Do you know how much clothes over bros ost in profit last year because of shoplifting?" "Millions." "It's why those prices that you're always complaining about are so high." "Okay." "You are a member of this family now." "Theft is common." "We don't do common." "Okay." "I don't do it anymore." "Well,why did you do lat all?" "I don't know." "I guesi got a high from it." "Well,find another way to get high." "Okay,your words." "And as for this salesperson,if she wants y out,she'll have to deal with me." "Let's go." "Nice day for carrot sticks,huh?" "Speaking of the dance,want to go with me?" "I'm sorry,jamie." "Chuck just asked me." "Chuck?" "Chuck." "Did you know that chase lost his virginity to brooke?" "Yes." "And I'm guessing from the look on your face,you did not know that." "Well,welcome to tree hill." "I challenge you to find a boy that did not lose his virginity to brooke davis." "But she's brooke davis." "And you're mia catalano." "But she's brooke davis." "And you're mia catalano,and I'm getting off this train." "I just feel stupid -- like,everyone knew but me." "All right,I can relate to you." "Nathan lost hivirginity to my sister." "Wow,you win." "Look,I know the way chase looks at you." "He probably didn't tell you because he's not thinking about anybody but you." "Now,chop-chop." "Let's make a record." "I am a high-school graduate,and I can't read a freakin' map." "Look,atlanta's just a straight shot down 74,to 95,to 20,to 75,to 85 -- 6 hours." "Show-off." "You too." "And maybe if you would have studied more instead of just making out with me in the backseat of this car." "No way." "I got an a-plus in backseat." "So,you're the only one with one more graduation gift." "And I was gonna wait to tell you till I got to L.A." "In case you freaked out,but..." "I sent copies of "unkindness of ravens" to a bunch of publishers in new york." "You thudded me." "Payback." "And right now,there's some stuffy old publisher reading your words and falling in love with them." "And he's gonna buy them,and he's gonna fly you to new york and make you very,very famous." "Thank you for doing that." "I mean,I wanted to,but I just... you were afraid." "I know." "But someone once told me your art matters, and I wonder who that was." "I don't know." "And you're not gonna get off that easy with just a thank-you,either." "I mean,when they turn your brilliant novel into a movie, you are gonna have to cast,like,a hot,rockin' body,kick-ass P.Sawyer." "Yeah,only if I can play lucas." "So,this julian -- where is he?" "Los angeles,and I really think she wanted to go." "I know I did." "It was the closest I've ever come to a real family." "I'm sorry she didn't think of you." "My daughter can be quite selfish." "Hey,no bagging on brooke." "I told you." "It's my "friendship with the devil" deal-breaker." "Really?" "You're following us?" "I know everything about retail and who you should be watching,and it is not us." "It's actually that girl over there about to stuff that clutch into her knockoff." "As for samantha... sorry about the shoplifting thing." "It...won't happen again." "Satisfied?" "Now you can go back to being completely and utterly incompetent at your job." "Why are you such a bitch?" "This bitch just defended you." "A thank-you would be nice." "Thank you." "Now,why are you such a bitch?" "Maybe I get a high from it." "You know what?" "I stopped shoplifting." "Maybe you could stopbeing so mean." "I said no bonding." "I told victoria to keep her old-lady talons away from sam, and then there they were,having a freakin' tree hill shopping-palooza." "Look at her face." "She's so smug." "I just want to throw that magazine across the room." "Okay,um,maybe it is because I'm hormonal, or maybe it's because I've been lock in this room for so long," "I have completely lost touch with reality, but is it the worst thing in the world for momzilla to be nice to sam?" " Yes." " Okay,what if she hated her?" "Wouldn't that be worse?" "Yes,but she never took me shopping." "Am I interrupting?" "No,just looking awho I can pull up to take your place." "Devon." "Did you come here to talk to me about devon or the european offer?" "Both,actually." " But first,I need to ask you a question." " Okay." "Do you think I'm good enough to make it to the nba?" "Are you good enough?" "Yes,nathan,you're good enough." "But it takes more than talent." "It takes timing and luck." "Look,you have an offer on the table, and a two-year contract to play professional ball does not come often." "So you think I should take it." "Yes,I do." "Yeah,no,that's really great." " I think that adjustment helps a lot." " Cool." "Sounded good to me." "Sorry to interrupt." "The recording light wasn't on,so I thought I'd just come in." "You're nick lachey." "And you're mia catalano." "See?" "I told you." "So,what's a guy got to do to get your song on his album?" "When the label said they had an artist who was interested in recording one of my songs," " I really -- - didn't picture me." "Yeah,at all." "Nick lachey." "You really love using first and last names." "It's a tree hill thing." "Sorry,nick lachey." " Okay,just go." " Bye." "So,what are the magic words?" "'Cause I really want you to say yes." "Your song is great,and trust me " " I've listened to a lot of new songs for this album." "Yeah,I'm -- I'm sorry." "It's just that "all in my head" wasn't supposed to be one of them." "The labeljust screwed up." "I'm glad they did." "I really am flattered that you came all the way out here, but there are no magic words.The answer is just no." "What if I told you I had a really rough flight?" "Standby." "Middle seat." "Coach." "I'm sorry." "I'm just not interested in selling my music." "Oh,but would you sign this for my son?" "He's a big fan." "His name's jamie." "Can you believe that nathan and haley are married with a baby?" "Yeah." "Think ey were ready to get married and have a baby on their second date." "I think they did." "I really hate that I'm gonna miss jamie getting bigger." "I mean,by the time I come home to visit, he's already gonna be walking and talking." "Nah,with nathan and haley,he'll be reading and dribbling first." "They are gonna be amazing parents." "And you are gonna be an amazing mom." "You should have that one day." "And you will." "'Whats chuck got that I don't?" "Better timing,a date with madison." "I don't get it." "I thought me and madison had an unspoken connection." "Look,nothing is unspoken with women." "Now,you can't let this thing with madison ruin the dance tonight." "It's not,'cause I'm not going." "Jamie,you got to go to your first dance,man." "I mean,what happens at your first dance becomes the building block of the rep that'll follow you all the way through school." "Me?" "My first dance?" "I walked in "antwon," but I left "skills." "" So,what?" "You just gonna sit on this couch?" "You sit around pouting about nanny deb." "I'm gonna sit around and pout about madison." "Cool." "You want to roll like I roll?" "Then I'm going to the dance...now." "***" "**" "**********" "***" "***********" "**" "All me." "So,what are you gonna do now?" "Work harder." "Try and get picked up and... if I do I'm gonna do things differently." "Funny thing is,um..." "I told you not to throw your shot away, but I should have been telling myself that." "'Cause you only get one." "sam?" "Well,the broom's not parked outside,so I guess victoria's not here,either." "Maybe I'll do some filing." "***********" "oh...my...god." "Thank you." "What?" "It amazes me how much you can eat." "It's kind of like you're eating for two." "Are you eating for two?" "Trust me,this will be just the tip of the iceberg when I'm pregnant." "And either way,you said it was our last hurrah, so how can that not include stopping for "world's best pie"?" "Which,by the way,how do you think they determine that?" "Well,I'm " " I'm sure they do studies." "Damn good last-hurrah pie." "The way I see it is,as soon as that car pulls out for L.A.Tomorrow,I'm officially an adult, ich means no more being spontaneous,no more shoveling pie." "Well,if this really is our last hurrah,how about we,uh... go out in style?" "We can'T." " Are you serious?" " Dine and dash." "I dare you." "I will see you on the outside." "There's an extra $5 in it if you run out behind me screaming." "I can't believe we just did that!" "No,no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "suck,huh?" "Want to get out of here and get some ice cream?" "Sorry,bro.I met someone." "Aw,come on,now.There's a lot of girls out there you could be having fun with." "Why do I have to try?" "You're not." "It's not the same thing." "I know you like her.I think you're chicken." "I am not." "Look,I'm not scared." "Prove it." "Hey,you're home." "You missed jamie on his way to the dance." "He was so cute in his little suit!" "Looked like a little lucas." "What's going on?" "I got an offer to play...in europe." "And I don't know,hales,maybe we should...consider it." "It's good money.It's a two-year contract." "But you want to playin the nba." "I know,but so does every other person on my team and every other player in the "b" league." "Okay,um... all right,let's say that you take this two-year contract and then the nba comes calling." "What if I don't take it and then they never call?" "I mean,I've been working on this... comeback for a long time now,and maybe this is my chance and I'm just too focused on the fantasy of the nba tnotice." "It's not a fantasy.That's your dream." "Th to what end?" "I don't know." "But whatever you decide,you have a wife and a son who love you, and we're behind you 100%." "Thanks." "What do you call this again?" "The chaser." "Really?" "'Cause it tastes just likea bad long island iced tea." "Why didn't you tell me you lost your virginity to brooke davis?" "I didn'T." "Why,did she say I was a virgin?" "Nice." "Peyt told me,but it should have been you." "The losing-virginity topic really isn't something a guy likes to bring up to his girl." "Or himself.But,then again,your premiere starred brooke davis." "Stay out of it,nick lachey." "So,what's brooke been up to,anyway?" "you have really out-bitched yourself this time,victoria." "Explain." "Or no.Don't explain." "I'm sure it'll just be more of the same self-serving,manipulative B.S." "Oh,just stop the histrionics.We could lose samantha." ""We"?" "She is not yours tlose." "Samantha and i have gotten very close,and that woman gave her up." "She made her mistakes a long time ago,and it's a little late to try to show up now." "I'm sorry.Are you kidding,or am I being punked?" "This is different.I never abandoned you." "Not physically." "And maybe that's worse." "You think I'm so bad." "I destroyed those letters for you,brooke." "I see how much samantha means to you." "No.Don't do that." "You have never done anything for me." "This is about you trying to have some half-assed do-over with sam because you screwed up so completely with me, and it is so obvious and so damn pathetic!" "Just stop!" "And you never took me shopping." "Okay,wait.Just hear me out." "You're just in time." "For what?" "I have the instrumental track for "all in my head" cued up.Go sing." " Now?" " Hey,joe perry said,"let the music do the talking." "" An aerosmith reference.I knew I liked you." "* Satellites blasting through the universe * * it's out of sight it's all in my head * * saw your eyes sending me a message for the last time *" "* here alone holding on to something * * that I've never known it's all in my head *" "I turned down the offer." "Yeah,I know." "I just got off the phone with the scout." " Nathan,I " " I'm going to the nba,bobby." "I was going to say that the european league missed out on a great player." "I hope the nba doesn'T." "Thank you." "Oh,and I want you to know I told the scout about devon." "He's a good player.He just made a mistake, and that doesn't mean he shouldn't get a second chance." "I told the scout the same thing." "I'll see you in practice tomorrow,scott." "I'll see you at practice." "antwon "skills" taylor crashing a 5-year-olds' dance?" "I was hoping to see you." "I wanted to ask you out,but i was kind of hesitant because..." "I just got out of a relationship." "Me too.Bad break-up." "It broke my heart." "So I guess neither one of us should really be dating right now,huh?" "Probably not." "So,you want to dance?" "No." "But I could go for some rebound s-e-X." "I'm kiddin a dance would be nice." "* Someone wake me up when she calls me when she calls me * * it's like I've been asleep since she's gone *" "* I can't believe that she's gone * * someone let her know I'm not breathing * * telme this isn't happening * * tell me this isn't happening * * all in my head all in my head all in my head all in my head *" "it was good." "It was great -- the song,I mean." "I know." "Okay,I'll let you record it." "One condition -- I want to produce." "Sorry I've been sneaking around with your mom." "It's just... she's not that bad once you get past the royal bitch of it all." "No,she's worse." "You know,she'd really like another chance." "sam..." "I have a letter for you." "...From your birth mother." "I guess she's been sending them to the store, hoping that I could help her get in touch with you, and somehow they ended up in junk mail." "Yeah,I don't want it." " sam." " No,she gave me up." "She doesn't want me,right?" "What does she want now?" "To say she's sorry?" "Maybe." "Well,then,she should have said it." "Every time I sat there in that coffee shop right in front of her... she didn't even know that was her own daughter." "So,screw her and her "I'm sorrys"" "because all that ever got me was a sucky life." "And there's nothing she could say to fix that." "Samantha,you've been going to that coffee shop for months." "You must want something from her,e-even if it's just closure." "Okay." "How about why?" "Why wasn't I good enough?" "Why didn't she love me enough?" "Why could she just throw me away?" "Maybe... maybe she wants to tell you why giving you up was the hardest thing that she ever had to do." "Sweetheart,I have no idea how you feel." "Even on her worst day,victoria never gave me away, but if you want to know why, she's the only person who can answer that for you." "******" "I should have told you about brooke." "Did you love her?" "Thought I did." "That's before I fell in love with you." "madison's been talking about you all night." "Really?" "I'm sorry I hosed you,man." "She's waiting for you over there." "no." "*" "Hello?" "This is he." "Yes,sir." "A tryout." "Yes,sir." "All rit,thank you." "Babe...a tryout!" "Oh,god." "What if I just gave away my last chance?" "Your chancis coming,baby." "I really believe that." "I'm gonna be right here." "it's okay." "peyton." "Close your eyes." "I knew you had a surprise for me." "Open your eyes." "Where did you find this?" "It's the best concert we never went to." "I still can't believe you pretended to like the cure all those years." "I never said I loved the cure." "I said I loved kissing you to the cure." "This was one of the best days of my life." "Really good pie." "We had our whole lives in front of us." "We still do." "I know." "Well,the cure is playing.Where's my kissing?" "I can't believe I kept those tickets for six months And I lost them in six hours." "You know what?" "Maybe we can just go back to the doorman and explain that we really did have two." "Yeah,yeah." "I'm kind of thinking he's probably heard that one before." "I'm sorry about the concert." "Who goes to a sold-out show anyway?" "And besides,I only have one last night with you." "Unless you show up tomorrow with,like,another surprise." "If that's what it takes to keep you from leaving." "I'm gonna miss you." "You better... 'cause I have a lot of dreams wrapped up in yo and it's kind of hard to have a happily ever after all by yourself." "And we're gonna have that,lucas." "We are gonna get married, and we're gonna make a lot of babies in the backseat of this car." "I promise." "And I always keep my promises." "Good...'cause I'm gonna hold you to it."