"Often outside happened there a many funny story" "When together we came here in the evening's glory" "Þorsteinn Erlingsson" "(Reggae music playing)" "You have my most sincere apologies." "I..." "Yes, this is all a most unfortunate mix-up..." "Shut it." "She looks badly hurt." "As compensation, I offer you a breakfast and two nights." "Free." "What do you say?" "What were you thinking?" "Uhm... well, I'll have to talk to the employee in question and ascertain his motives." "Who?" "Ólafur." "Ólafur?" "Now don't get me wrong, Ólafur here jumped..." "We all saw you pushing him." "Her nose is broken." "Goddamnit." "I didn't push him per say but he sorta tripped..." "Georg shut up!" "I'm sorry, but I have to..." "this could hurt a bit." "I am not pleased with you." "You're outright dangerous." "Me?" "It was Ólafur..." "No, it was you that pushed him on the old lady." "Yes, but I've been trying to tell you Guðbjörg that I have no servicing experience." "You're next to useless here." "You can't even handle people." "Don't you agree then that I'm better in a supervising job?" "Can't you accept that there are no supervising jobs here?" "But..." "You were hired to service and if you can't do that then I want you gone." "Yes, but..." "You're fired, Georg." "What?" "Too late, it's done with." "It was all a mix-up." "It was a mix-up to think you could work here." "Leave." "You'll get your pay tomorrow." "Uhh..." "Out!" "Now!" "Hey, everything OK?" "Huh?" "Look, if you're worried about what happened, don't be." "It was all Georg's fault." "Yeah I know." "Wait, is that a hickey?" "No." "Did Gugga do that?" "No." "Gugga, no." "Look, I know how she's like." "Yeah, but... no." "You have to tell her straight that you don't want her or else she'll never leave you alone." "Just tell her like I did..." ""You're a good person but I'm not attracted to you and we have nothing in common." She'll understand that." "Yeah, well it's not like I'm getting emotional here." "It's not like I like her, I'm in the premier leagues now." "Well anyway, if she does catch you then you'll..." "It's just another bade." "You don't need to tell me things about some babes, it all just goes in here and then in there." "Well, it's best to lock your doors at night because..." "Daníel, could you please stop talking about this?" "The man here can handle this." "For real." "OK." "Your call." "(Soft knocking)" "Uhm..." "Guðbjörg?" "Yes." "Well, I've been thinking and I wish to express my regrets over this unfortunate incident and I know that..." "What!" "?" "!" "Can... can I have my job back?" "Are you serious?" "Yes." "Will you act like a human being?" "Yes, sure." "And this won't happen again?" "Uhh...yes, no." "No." "And you'll apologize to Ólafur." "Yes... what?" "Óli!" "What's up?" "It's about this morning." "Yeah, well it's nothing." "Yes, it is." "Georg wants to say something to you." "Oh?" "It was our mutual decision..." "There are people waiting outside." "Yes, hurry up!" "I wanted to say..." "I am sorry for what happened..." "What?" "!" "?" "I can't hear you." "I'm sorry I bumped into you." "It was a mix-up." "It's always mix-ups with you." "You did it on purpose." "Yes, why did you do it?" "I'm sorry." "Yes, shake his hand." "Georg!" "Now get back to work." "Yes." "Óli, if you could stick around for a moment, there's more for us to talk about." "Georg, close." "(Door opens)" "Good day, I should have a room reserved, the name's Stefán." "Yes, I know all about your name." "I'm Ólafur Ragnar." "Welcome to Bjarkarlundur." "How do you do." "Is this your wife?" "Actually, yes." "I mean I've been to several gigs with your band." "I've also dabbled a bit in the whole band-managing thing." "Have you heard of the band Sólin Frá Sandgerði?" "No, can't say I have, but do we have to check-out by noon?" "No, just have it your way." "People just come and go." "OK, thanks." "Listen, I have to ask you something." "Which one in the band wrote "Hey Kanína"?" "I think it's your best song." "Those weird lyrics, how did you come up with them?" "Was Gummi Jóns with you then, or is he here now?" "Where's the band?" "I don't know, I think they're just at their homes." "Could we have the key please?" "Where's the key ooo..." "where's they key I so desire?" "Here it is." "Thanks." "Thank you, good job." "Hey Stebbi?" "Yes?" "Ah, no I'll tell you later." "OK." "Where's Gugga?" "Gugga?" "I don't know." "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "Leave it alone!" "Oh?" "Why?" "Because they're poisonous." "The damn farmer we buy the mushrooms from never sorts them." "Oh right." "Hey." "Oh, hi Óli." "Listen, I was wondering." "Stebbi Hilmars just checked in." "Yes, so?" "Well, I thought maybe we could have a wake of sorts, I would do all of the planning..." "Oh?" "I'm already started on it." "Have a small party, hmm?" "Yes, for the guests and such." "Sure, why not?" "I like it." "Would you handle it then?" "Well, I have organized a few parties in my time." "Damn, I like you." "Energetic." "Let's do it, my little hunk." "Then we'll have ourselves something good afterwards." "Notes in regards to master's thesis." "Possible approaches..." "Goggi!" "Goggi dear!" "Telephone for you!" "Georg!" "(Clears throat) Georg Bjarnfreðarson." "Yes hi, it's Monika." "Oh." "Hello." "Yes I..." "I got the number from Bjarnfreður, I hope that's OK." "Yes, what do you want?" "Well you see, something's come up and I need to go to a hospital for for a surgical procedure." "Yes." "Could you have Flemming with you in the meantime?" "Yes." "Great, that's settled then." "I'll send him to you in a couple of days, is that..." "OK?" "It's OK." "I'll call back when I've booked a flight." "Yes yes sure." "Are you sure it'll be OK?" "You'll have time for him?" "Yes yes of course." "OK, that's good to hear." "Farewell." "Goodbye." "(Hangs up)" "Uh..." "Note 5, subject of master's thesis, a 14... 14 to 16 year old teenager." "How will he react to the teachings of Marx and Lenin?" "Must contemplate." "(Dishwasher running)" "(Telephone ringing)" "Ólafur!" "Yes?" "Come to the reception!" "Yeah, but..." "Right now!" "Things would be much simpler if we had radios here." "It would make all communications easier." "What's up?" "Jump into the kitchen for me and bring me something to eat." "I don't have time for that." "I'm hooking things up." "Besides, there's no-one around." "I cannot abandon my post as I'm filling in for you." "Any time now loads of people could show up, what would you do then?" "Huh?" "Go into the kitchen and get me some food." "Nothing with meat, glutens or sugar." "(Breaking sound)" "This was all they had." "Soup." "That wasn't too hard." "No, right." "(Knocking on door)" "Good evening." "Good evening." "Is Stebbi here?" "Hold on." "Stebbi?" "Yeah." "It's for you." "Yeah?" "Howdy." "Howdy again." "Listen, I'm planning a small wake here in the hotel tonight." "For the guests and such." "OK." "I was wondering if you could do a song for us." "No I'm sorry, we're just here on a holiday." "But you will be having dinner?" "Yes, that's the idea." "It would be between courses." "No I'm sorry that's..." "Just one song?" "I could pay you in beer." "I know what you're thinking, I have the song ready and you wouldn't have to sing, you could just mime it..." "Mime?" "Out of the question, not in this lifetime." "You'll think about it?" "No." "(Knocks on door)" "I was thinking about the festival tonight." "I want to create a nice mood." "Can I put in colored bulbs?" "(Laughing hysterically)" "Yeah, that's great." "OK, I'll find it myself." "You get it done sweetie." "(Crowd chattering)" "Good evening and welcome to Bjarkarlundur's wake." "I'm Ólafur Ragnar, your host here tonight." "(Loud clanking noise)" "I just backed a truck in here with loads of music and we're gonna have loads of fun tonight." "This is a new feature here at Bjarkarlundur and if all goes well we'll maybe do it again sometime." "But aren't you feeling great?" "(Some cheers and clapping)" "OK." "But some guests may have noticed that... that there... there is a known face with us tonight." "He's done good things like Eurovision..." "Let's just give him a warm welcome." "It's none other than Stefán Hilmarsson!" "(Starts stereo)" "(Stops stereo)" "(Starts stereo again)" "Wait, what's going on?" "Are you naked, or...?" "No, I'm wearing the jam." "Why did you do that?" "It's so nourishing." "For the skin then?" "It's so warm... also, it totally removes my fears." "Wait, I'm not following you." "Do you want some jam?" "Daníel..." "Daníel?" "You have to stay here, stay right here." "I'm gonna go out and..." "Georg!" "Georg?" "Are you in there?" "What kinda joke is this?" "George, are you there, or...?" "It's OK." "Georg, you need to wait here with Daníel." "I'm..." "I'm gonna get Gugga." "Will you two be OK?" "I'll be back in a bit." "Gugga, Georg and..." "Sssh sssh sssh!" "Hey you!" "You're with me." "He was here in the hallway." "Who?" "He was humongous." "Can't have him among the guests." "Ah, OK, so he was..." "Sssh!" "What's going on here?" "I'm Gugga, hotel manager." "Ask him about the raven." "Hi, sorry, but we're look..." "Sssh!" "Have you seen a raven around?" "What?" "A raven." "Raven?" "There's no raven here." "Yes there is." "I heard him just now." "Hey!" "He's under the table!" "Crawl under the table and lure him out." "Hey!" "There he is..." "(Loud gunshot)" "Gugga..." "listen Gugga..." "I think you're a nice person and all, it's just that..." "I don't really like you." "Hello?" "Gugga?" "(Phone ringing) Hisssss!" "Hisssss!" "Subtitles:" "Árni Víkingur Hafsteinsson"