"In the year 2006" "Demographic statistics in Bangkok show:" "There are 232,852 broken-hearted people... 9,661 chronically broken-hearted people... 84,832 rejected lovers... 1,042,937 unrequited lovers... 4,905,339 people looking for love." "They are a part of those people listed in all of such statistics." "Gentlemen, may I have your attention." "Here is the new ad of coloured jeans, Highway Man!" "Don't be surprised." "At least that is what is meant to be told." "Highway Man!" "At first they wanted you to see male models, but we thought nice girls will work better." "If you want to see more, go buy a pair of coloured jeans." "Or Highway Man will force us to use male models instead..." "like this." "Guess no one wants to see that, right?" "Highway Man, we know what men like." "They want to see sexy chicks so much that they wear such sucky jeans!" "Freakin' sucky!" "Who do you think has lied most on TV?" "A) Politicians" "B) Ads" "C) All of the above" "How can I know that?" "I'm not TV." "Excuse me, Jom?" "May I take a photo with you?" "A sec, please." "Get off my way, you celeb mania!" "Haven't you finished yet?" "It's way too long." "How can I?" "Nobody helps me at all." "Why do boys easily let such ads fool them?" "But it's better than letting them fool us, isn't it?" "Who?" "Who was fooled?" "You don't know about Noei and that Jap boy, do you?" "Noei and a Jap boy" "May I help you?" "No problem." "Thank you." "What do you want?" "No, thanks." "Are you lost?" "Yes." "Hello." "Where can I find Japanese restaurant?" "Japanese restaurant?" "Yes." "There's one over there." "Can you see that?" "Thank you." "Would you like to have lunch with me, please?" "Please?" "Excuse me." "Hello, are you Japanese?" "Yes, yes." "He's Japanese, same as you." "Well, this is our first time in Bangkok." "Can you tell me the way please?" "Do you hear me?" "Are you understand Japanese?" "Sorry." "I'm Chinese." "Thank you. /I'm sorry." "I speak a little Chinese." "Are you Chinese?" "Shit!" "This bloody guy is Best." "He's very healthy and hard on." "This is to show how hard he is without any special effects used." "Too bad." "He's never made use of his hardness." "So he has found ways to flirt with girls instead." "The purpose is for 'that thing' only." "When he was at school, he was named a pint." "When at uni, he becomes a bottle." "But now he drinks from cans only." "Beer and Coffee shop Owner's Daughter" "My friend, Beer, likes Am very much, but he dares not to let her know." "So he chooses to become her regular customer." "He doesn't like a cup of Joe, though." "Am!" "Your bro is being beaten!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "I'll take care of that." "Understood?" "Do not bully the weaker!" "Are you alive, Aon?" "Is he your brother?" "You'd waited for months to start relationship, but when the time came, you screwed it up!" "Bloody unbelievable!" "Sorry." "Can't help it." "I was born with it." "I mean... your watch." "Ead's Happiness" "Damn it!" "Go find some food in the kitchen!" "Go!" "Damn it!" "This is my prime time!" "How can that fat devil get in my way?" "What's with you, fatty?" "Oh, great." "Fatty, stay where you are." "You fatty!" "Get lost." "All right." "Oh, what on earth is that?" "I must find coloured jeans to wear." "When in jeans, they can attract girls." "Look at three of us." "We're the girls' nobody!" "Is there anybody else in the same situation?" "I think that dude is still a virgin for sure." "Oh, Pok!" "Are you all right?" "My glasses..." " Excuse me." " Where are those bloody glasses?" "Are you all right?" "Lucky Pok" "Though his face is like a dropped pie," "Pok always gets compassion from girls." "But at last he's never come close to any passion." "And today's winner of the underwater photo contest is..." "Mr. Pok!" "I do like watching celebs in game shows." "It helps confirm how useless they are for this planet." "If you hate TV shows or game shows, that's fine." " Does our girl" " But don't nag at celebs, please!" " Have a new boyfriend again?" " But don't nag at celebs, please!" "He's somebody, too." "Why do they rush into relationship?" "Why don't wait until graduation?" "Men are available nationwide." "Even worldwide, too." "But be careful." "You may see some fake foreigners," " like someone around here." " Don't ever talk about it again." "Because Parn once told me about her sister who married to a rich Japanese man." " So I just took my chance." " Parn, is your Japanese brother-in-law that rich?" "Why that rich?" "He's rich because he's involved with 'thrilling' sensations." "I knew it!" "Your brother-in-law is a Yakuza member?" "No." "He's a roller-coaster builder!" "You call that 'thrilling'?" "Why?" "Did you think dirty when I said 'thrilling'?" "Is it really thrilling when having 'that'?" "Wanna know?" "I'll show you how." "Turn your ear." "Are you getting a 'high' sensation?" "Wanna try it?" "This is to demonstrate that if you wanna have something with men, you'd better use a cotton swab!" "It's much more fun!" "Are you happy now?" "Not yet." "A bit more." "OK." "Enough." "My hand hurts." "If so, we can be on good terms, right?" "Please pass this CD to your sister." "What a shallow trick!" "I know you want to use me as a matchmaker." "In your dreams, you idiot." "I let you punch me and now you scold me?" "Sis, he bullied me." "I saw it." "No need to whinge." "What's your problem?" "Why do you keep bullying my brother?" "Have a look!" "Who was exactly bullied?" "But he asked me to." "Revenge." " What?" " CD of old songs." "I want you to keep it." "It took weeks for me to collect those songs!" "Then it ended up in a bin!" "Damn!" "Where's this bloody stink from?" "Any rotten leftovers on the table?" "This is it for sure!" "You try it!" "I bet this is it!" "You freak!" "Did it fall into a bucket of shit?" "What will you have?" "Pork set." "Water, please." "Do you know why our Uni seniors have so many girls?" "Because of their jeans!" "Wrong." "You lose!" "Here's the answer." "Because they are the Gig Club members." "Does the Club even still exist?" "Where on earth is it?" "Stop!" "No need for the menu." "I'll let him know what's in the menu." "Why?" "Just believe Best." "He's doing the right thing." "Damn." "Pok's also here." "Hope he will get the same menu." "I asked him to join us." "Come on." "He has a common fate." "So he can join our gang." "What would you like to have?" "I'm full." "Hey, why not?" "I'll bring you a menu." "Have a seat." "Okay." "I'd like a lemon tea." "No need for the menu." "No." "You need it!" "Have you been here before?" "Before having any order, you must smell a menu first." "It smells of roses." "Unusually nice." "Roses?" "Menu, please." "It smells... bloody great." "Roses, indeed." "Do you want to try, Pok?" "Excuse me." "I need to go to the toilet." "Pok, try it." "Even Ead said it smells great." "I'm allergic to pollens." "Just order lemon tea for me." "Just try it." "Don't piss me off." " No." "I'm allergic to pollens." " Just smell it!" "Smell it!" "No hard feelings for not ordering food." "But why did you have to throw the menu away?" "Bad habit!" " I think..." " You make it quick!" "Bloody hell!" "He used to be vice president of the Gig Club." "Even some friends and seniors have asked him for tips." "That cool club was born for us." "It's much better than those romantic cliches." "Over there." "Head for it." "Excuse me." "Are you Jack?" "I'm Pok." "I called." "The room is a bit messy." "Make yourself at home." "Why don't you use a computer?" "Most famous writers work on a typewriter, but they use a computer for MSN chatting." "So what can I do for you?" "My friends at uni suggest you can give advice on having casual girlfriends or 'gigs'." "Got money?" "How much?" "A grand each." "Oh!" "How expensive!" "This guy was uni's ugliest face." "But after my advice, he got this girl to be his girlfriend." "How did that face-ache get an angel like that?" "Damn it!" "Pok, lend me money, please." "Wait." "I wonder if... you have any celeb girlfriends." "A hot star like Marsha, do you know her?" "Yes, yes I know her." "Sexy singer like Mai." "Top model like Sonia Cooling." "Give me a break!" "And promising star like Focus." "Focus from My Girl?" "She's just a child!" "Classic model like Angkana." "She's like a friend of my mum's." "Are you telling us they are all your gigs?" "No." "They all gave me their autographs once." "Damn it!" "Wanna have a look?" "I have them all well kept." "No." "I want to know how many gigs you have." "At uni I had 32." "Wow!" "32!" "I could barely juggle all of them." "But now, I've had enough." "I quit them all." "But there's only one girl in my heart." "Is that her?" "Yes." "She's the one." "She's kept her eyes on me day and night." "She's let me enjoy having gigs." "She's so good that I can't help admiring her." "We found out later that his story was quite different from what really happened." "Not quite different, but bloody hell different." "Jack's True Story" "Jib is a nursing student and works in her father's garage." "But she still keeps her nails beautiful." "She wants to be a bike racer." "So she likes to join challenging races." "Always being worried about her nails, made her lose every race." "But that never upset her until her boyfriend, Arm, Jack's best friend wanted to break up." "While Jib is crying her eyes out, somewhere in Bangkok," "Jack isn't different at all." "He was dumped." "This is the 5th time in a year!" "Perhaps something above has mercy." "Two broken-hearted persons meet by chance." "But when I saw you, I wasn't sure whether I should behave or I should be myself." "But I think." "Are you flirting with my friend?" "Soul lovers, as defined in a Thai dictionary," "Their relationship proceeds very, very swiftly." "The story is not quite appropriate for our policy." "I suggest you contact other publishers." "Just in case." "If they refuse to accept your story, it'd be all right." "This is only just the 20th publisher." "There are other hundreds of publishers in Bangkok." "Let's have some good news." "My period hasn't come for 2 months since that night." "What is that supposed to mean?" "You're going to be a daddy." "Surprise!" "We need to pick an auspicious time for our wedding." "Most important of all, you must tell my dad yourself." "Sinthorn Restaurant. 11.30am booked by Mr. Somboon" "DO NOT BE LA TE." "Excuse me." "Wrong room." "Hey!" "Are you Jack?" "Yes, I am." "Come on in." "Come on in." "Dad, your gun is in the car." "Do you want me to bring it now?" "They are Jib's brothers." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Seriously, have you ever knocked any girl up before?" "Never, sir." "And have I ever butted into any of your family affairs?" "Then why have you knocked my daughter up?" "Why?" "Four grand for only one tape!" "Is he a fraud?" "Will it work?" "Secret" " Love Thai Dubbing by Panthaluk." "I know you desire for love." "Subsequently, the Top Secret Show was created." "In our first show..." "Where's the Thai soundtrack?" "How can we follow it all?" "Play it forward, Pok." "Enough." "Enough." "So the optimum should be about one week." "From now on your behaviour..." "Bloody hell!" "Why did it pop out?" "Is it wormy yet?" "Is it haunted like in The Ring?" "Like in the ringworm!" "Come on." "Why isn't it in yet?" "Guess we need Vaseline?" "Just push it hard!" "Push it hard!" "Harder!" "Yes!" "Harder!" "Yes!" "Harder!" "Yes!" "It's all in now!" "Perverts!" "Bloody hell!" "It's stuck!" "What a damn player!" "Is it morning time?" "I'm going to the market." "I'll buy fish for you." "Do you know where she lives?" "Please forgive me." "Where did you get this CD from?" "Nice songs." "The one from that freak." "I got it back after you threw it away." "Next time don't pick up things I throw away." "You idiots!" "English is such a piece of cake." "All right." "I'll explain it to you." "Aon isn't here today." "Go bully other kids." "Who said I'm here for Aon?" "First you have to impress her." "So she will remember you in a good way." "Then you pretend you meet her by chance." "It's so easy." "Just chase after her everyday." "Wait until she drops something." "Or until there's an accident." "Then you rush in to offer help." "What a coincidence!" "Is this your coffee shop?" "It's very nice." "After that coincidence" " You need to impress her again." " What would you like?" "By being different from other men like when you order something to drink." "May I have cappuccino mixed with Ovaltine?" "Wait." "And one more cappuccino with lemon." "Would you like whipped cream?" "No." "Besides being different, being gentle will most help you win women's hearts because women's nature is being sensitive." "They love animals and flowers without any reason." "So we should love fruits and vegetables and care for trees at all times possible." "Do you have beer?" "Is it in the menu?" " No." " So it means we don't have it." "Please order what's in the menu." "Whenever you see animals, act like you love them to death." "Sorry for teasing him." "It's all right." "He's not our dog." "All women like strong men, who they can count on." "Usually, strength can be evaluated by opening a bottle." "The lid is too tight." "May I try?" "Thank you very much." "Be careful of that guy." "He's using tips from that video with you." "I saw it." "The video is bullshit." "I didn't think anyone would really use it." "I think I'd better be careful of you." "Don't ever think others will always do like you." " Am..." " Leave me." "I'm working." "The exam is on the 1st, right?" "Today is just the 28th." "Why hurry?" "One of the friends who were reading textbooks told him:" "The 28th?" "But this month is February." "Please stop." "Here's my story." "Much funnier." "One day a hunter went into the woods." "Suddenly, his winkie disappeared." "His winkie was gone." "What should he do?" "Then he met an angel." "The angel gave him three new winkies." "New winkies in three sizes;" "S, M and L." "So the hunter asked the angel what the small one is for." "The angel said it's for peeing." "Then the hunter asked what the medium is used for." "The angel said it's for your wife." "And what about the large one?" "The large one is for shutting up your mouth!" "A word of advice, you should choose the right joke accordingly." "I'm sorry on his behalf." "He just wanted to make you all happy." "Let's give a big hand to..." "May I have your name?" "You asshole." "I'm really sorry." "I didn't mean to have this happen." "Besides saying sorry for what you haven't done you should take responsibility for others, too." "This is my address." "Please send me a bill for damages." "That would be all right." "May I call you mum?" "Mum, please don't make me feel even more guilty." "Lastly, you ask for permission to see her again." "Hope you'll allow me to come back here again." "May I be excused?" "Wow!" "He's an architect." "He's such a young architect." "So cool!" "May I have a look?" "This kind of business card can be easily faked." "I bet he's just a swindler." "Sorry, mum." "Who on earth is your mum?" "Failed" "Chasing, Waiting and Making an Impression" "Waiting" "It's very cold out here." "Do you have any thing to help a poor man out?" "I've got nothing but the newspaper sheet and this gun." "Did you cancel your weight-losing resolution?" "You'll be in the Judo match this Saturday, right?" "I've nothing to do with it." "I changed clubs." "To which club?" " Fashion Design, Perfect for me." " A positive aspect about TV is... that there's no smell so you can't smell the stink of a bad soap opera on air." "What about music videos?" "Music videos have turned TV into jukeboxes without having to insert any coins." "But it also ruins the true nature of songs, confirming that TV can be both the creator and the destroyer." "Plus an opportunist." "Four women walk eating ice creams." "What again?" "One sucks, another licks, the other bites." "Which one is married?" "The one who sucks." "Piece of cake." "Wrong." "The one who wears a wedding ring." "But you're quite good with your answer for being a single girl." "You're getting idiotic." "Be careful." "Your IQ may be falling." "Happy?" "Put it down." "Very strange." "Why is nobody asking for my photo or autograph?" "Maybe the mirror is reflective." "May I have your autograph?" "Not yours!" "It's Noei's autograph I want." "It's you." "What's with you today?" "Are you Japanese or Chinese?" "Why my autograph?" "I'm not a celeb." "My friend is." "Oh, right." "You were good, but the supporting actress did better." "Now I'm hunting for signatures." "To urge the TV stations to give good chances for good programs in stead of soap operas and game shows." "Do you know that many parents let TVs raise their kids?" "Sometimes kids accept TVs as their parents." "If unlucky, TVs even steal kids from their parents then return them later." "Television is informal education for kids?" "Kids follow what's on TV before they can read and write." "Where to sign?" "Just tell me." "I did it!" "Tonight I have a date with Noei." "Lend me some rubbers." "Just in case." "I'll buy you more later." "I don't have any." "I've never had one." "But I've heard that if necessary, a plastic bag will do." "Just pack it well." "It's also safe." "That can turn a girl off." "All right." "I'll buy you some." "Put your pens down." "Hand me your answer sheets." "You've gone over the time limit." "You're right has been forfeited." "Just wait for a regrade exam." "Oh, professor." "You can't do this to me." "Do you know who I am?" "Why?" "Who are you?" "You are a student like others." "You have no special privileges." "Professor." "Professor, do you know what my name is?" "Do you know it?" "No, I don't." "Why should I?" "That's good you don't know my name." "Thank you, sir." "I guess he's still in an exam." "But all exams are over by now." "Ead took Pok to go do something that makes him look manly." "How manly?" "Why does he have to take him?" "Why didn't you use some lotion before piercing?" "Have you pierced through my intestines or what?" "!" "More gently, please." "Ead!" "Have a look!" "Am I covered with blood?" "Bloody blood!" "It's smaller than an ant's bite." "You chicken!" "Pok, you have to suck it in and be a MAN!" "When Pim sees your tattoo, she'd be flattered." "Please answer your phone first." "Hello?" "I'm busy." "I don't want to talk right now." "I'll call you back." "I'm calling to tell you I've changed my phone number." "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "I'm telling you right now." "All right." "Go on." "0-8-1 4-9-0-2-2-2-0" "I'll repeat it." "0-8-1 4-9-0-2-2-2-0" "Yes." "How pestering she is!" "Too many gigs, I guess." "Wanna have one?" "No." "Why did you stop?" "Have you finished?" "That's enough for now." "I added some extra art for free." "What can I do for you?" "Do you have any glowing condoms?" "That's too outdated." "Girls don't like it." "It annoys their eyes when doing things." "This one is trendy." "Ice cream flavour." "Oh, is it available?" "This one." "Taste it." "It tastes sweet and smells nice like real ice cream." "Very unusual." "Like Swensen's." "I'd like 2 packs." "So cute." "The balloons." "Come on in." "Get inside!" "When her father told her that" "I bought 2 packs of condoms," "That was it." "She asked what the other pack was for." "When I told her it was for Beer, she accused me that I helped Beer to lay her friend." "You're such a chicken." "Let's go hang around with Beer." "Why doesn't he come here instead?" "He knew that the handsome stud trying to court Am was going to meet there with his friends, so he wanted to be there to interfere." "I think we should wake him up." "Show us your tattoo." "Hey!" "I don't think so." "No." "I've been receiving calls from the tattooist all day." "He keeps on asking his gig's mobile phone number." "Excuse me, could we have the bill, please?" "Excuse me." "Our manager insists seriously that if you'd like to sit here, you have to order our food and beverages." "Or we're required to throw you out, sir." "You're a real pain!" "What's your most unordinary item on the menu?" "I'll order one." "Unordinary, am I right sir?" "What about Tomyam with snakehead fish and mackerel?" "What do you think?" "I can't see how that's unordinary." "Have you ever seen a freshwater fish and a sea fish swimming in the same water together?" "I think it's so strange." "So I assumed you'd like this entree." "Can you pay for your order first?" "Be patient please." "May I have your ID card?" "Hey!" "Calm down!" "I'll take care of it." "It's all right." " Would you like to order anymore?" " No." "I'll be eating inside now." "Relax." "I'll check it out first." "I gave it to her five times that night." "She woke up feeling very good." "She called me the Champ." "The Champ?" "She must have called you the wrong name because I can go nine rounds with a girl in one night." "Whomever I sleep with wakes up and says you are the best!" "Excuse me." "I do it only once a night." "But you know what?" "What does she say in the morning?" "She says Oh please." "That's enough." "Please take it out." "Bullshit!" "Can you speak Thai?" "A little." " How little?" " 3,000 baht per night." "So disgusting!" "Out of nowhere, he pops his thingy out!" "Arsehole!" "You're tanked up." "Don't you know this is the Ladies' room?" "Zip it up." "Quick." "It's Vega Sicilia, 1983." "Why do they write the medium size on the Men's door?" "Mine is different." "All right." "It's all the same." "You're really legless!" "La Fleur, 1994." "Woow, cool." "You can guess the vintage of all wines, right?" "So try this one." "So we can see how good you are." "Bloody hell!" "It tastes like piss!" "Yeah." "That's because it is piss." "But do you know what vintage?" "If you ever bother Noi again, you and I are through." "Remember what I said." "Am, don't let him trick you into bed." "What is the word that rhymes with the word 'direct' and has similar meaning?" "What is that word?" "Direct?" "Straight?" "No?" "Yeah!" "I got it!" "Erect!" "Eeww... you tricked me!" "I'm going to listen to my CD now!" "What's with you again?" "Which club this time?" "Black Magic Club." "Who do you think you are?" "Trying to be my play friend or something?" "I'm not trying." "I intend to play with all of your friends!" "Hey, you're the friend of Am's friend named Ginger Beer." "Just Beer." "Two friends of mine asked me to tell both Am and Noei... that no matter what happens, those guys will find a way to lay them both." "You arsehole!" "Why did you throw my expensive CD player?" "You better buy me a new one!" "Hello?" "Are you kidding me?" "Where the hell are you now?" "All right." "Let go of me!" "Damn it!" "No!" "No!" "Pok, damn it!" "What's with you?" "What made you wanna kill yourself?" "You're so damn stupid!" "He's broken hearted!" "Pim wants to break up with him." "Bloody hell!" "What the hell did you do?" "I didn't." "The dog did." "The Doggie Story" "In the video, Top Secret, they teach us how to impress girls using a coincidental-like situation." "An intelligent student like Pok would analyse this lesson better than any of us." "When Pok knew that Pim loved her dog so much, he bought himself an identical looking dog like Pim's, to analyse, examine, and study it inside out." "Hello?" "Is it you, mum?" "I'm at home." "Pok always found discussions about dogs to talk to Pim until they started to become more acquainted with each other." "Then came the D-day." "When both dogs finally met each other." "Well, I'm busy right now." "I'll call you back." "All right." "Leave her alone!" "Leave her alone!" "I can't believe how such a petite woman could make my friend that depressed." "I warned him." "Let it only develop into a casual relationship; a GIG" "And not even think about getting serious." "And so?" "When she dumped him, he was screwed!" "Luck in life includes both the good and the bad." "It depends on what type comes into your life at that time." "And nobody can choose a specific type of luck for a specific time." "You can only try and avoid it sometimes." "Because both good and bad luck are mixed in with each other." "The chance to encounter both good and bad luck at the same time is very slim." "And don't even anticipate what luck can bring." "I think you've made it even more difficult." "Instead of letting it go," "I want to attempt killing myself again." "Can't you think of anything else but killing yourself?" "If you know what I've been through, you'd find all your problems nothing in comparison." "So let's talk about a good luck story first." "In case it may cheer you up." "Well, you've come in so quietly." "I wasn't ready to welcome you at all." "Good." "I don't hire you to welcome me." "I hire you to work." "If I told you, you'd probably fake something up for sure." "Oh, no." "Our employees are all hard-working, sir." "I ask you seriously." "How much do you get paid a day?" "Not so much, sir. 350 baht, sir." "Here you are." "A grand." "And you can take your ass out of my company now." "In which department is he in?" "I have no idea, sir." "I just know that he's a salesman, sitting here waiting to sell whitening cream." "And that was my only good luck story in a period of a whole month." "Now let's listen to a good and bad luck story all in one." "Then you can compare mine with yours." "I'll lend you money to hold a wedding reception." "If we wait until you are ready, people will see that my daughter's been eating for two." "A man must accept his guilt." "That's why I accept you." "Or I'll wash the street with your blood." "I'll bring the desserts to cool dad down." "I'd better help Jib in the kitchen." "Today's desserts is of the royal recipe." "She may mess things up." "The wedding reception out of town." "All my relatives are there." "The house is by the sea." "Nice atmosphere." "You can honeymoon there." "Good idea?" "How was it?" "Did you see the baby?" "The doc said my blood pressure is high and I've been tense lately." "That is why my period hasn't come on time." "What is that supposed to mean?" "It means that I'm not pregnant." "And I'm on my period now." "Not pregnant?" "If not, so no wedding, right?" "Jib, we have to celebrate." "May I have a pint of beer?" "And two glasses, please." "Let's get drunk!" "I can't believe how lucky I am." "Well, why didn't you ask the doc to examine better?" "The doc just made an assumption at that time." "But I overreacted." "Definitely." "I lost my nerves for days." "Heaven still has mercy." "Here we are." "Jack, you don't want to marry me that much?" "Absolutely!" "A poor salesman like me can't be a breadrunner making ends meet, let alone a father." "I don't have even a home." "Moreover, if I have to stay at your home," "I think on the very first night your bro would rape me for sure." "Forget it." "Cheers!" "Where are you going?" "Toilet?" "Jib." "Pee for me too, please." "What the hell, are you playing?" "So there'll be no wedding?" "Great." "I'll burn all the invitations!" "Jib moved to stay at her friend's." "Without telling a soul where she is." "I've been waiting in front of her home everyday." "I intend to make it up to her." "But I never saw her again." "I've even come more often." "Still, I haven't seen even her shadow." "I suspect maybe she keeps hiding inside." "It has been a year, 8 months and 19 days." "Is she still alive?" "Big bad mouth!" "You should have found a new gig by now." "If she hasn't come back yet, when will you stop waiting?" "Now the owner of a house opposite to hers leases me a room upstairs." "She will have to come back home, one day." "Why was I such an idiot?" "Maybe he needs something to cheer him up." "MonoFilm proudly presents" "Four Guys out of Love" "Thai dubbing by Panthaluk" "Just a whisper whisper of words, you don't love me, don't want to remember me." "No more memory of our sweet moments of our sweet words." "Our love is imprinted on my heart." "Our love still lingers in my mind, full of pain and bitterness until the day I die." "If our love lasted forever," "Jack's love-lost life gives a lesson that love cannot be conditioned by any rule, especially from just a video tape." "Excuse me." "Do you believe in destiny?" "What's with you?" "Hangover?" "How dare you did what you bloody did!" "Wait!" "Making balloons from condoms symbolizes letting go of sex." "While balloons represent the innocence of love." "Never heard of it." "Whose definition?" "You made it up?" "It's my real intention." "Or do you want me to swallow all these condoms?" "I wanna punch him as a New Year gift!" "I'll eat them later;" "now I have to run for my life!" "You took my gift, it means you accept my love, OK?" "Are you that cruel?" "It's a grass-cutting knife!" "I have to buy a loadable gun!" "If he upsets you again, let me know." "Give me that balloon." "I'll pop the air out of it!" "Give it to me." "Where are you going?" "Give it to me!" "Am." "Her name is Am." "And I am going to be her first one." "Now I'm 80% in progress." "Another 20% to go next week." "Then I'll finish off the job." "Have you seen the sky above?" "I keep it for only you." "And it'll be like that always." "On that very long road there are truths, shades and shelters." " Damn." "She told me not to keep it." "But she keeps it for herself." "What's with you?" "Nothing." "That freak asked me to give you the Top Secret video." "Wanna watch it?" "Why don't you fold it?" "Don't you want it?" "Dumb!" "Fold it so it's small." "Then you can put it in my hand." "Haven't you ever bribed anyone before?" "Make it real." "Going upstairs to the top of the building" "in Sathorn area." "Just tell me all you know How much?" "Are you already tricky at this age?" "Two grand?" "Two hundred." "Now tell me all." "Noi will go upstairs to the top of the building." "He'll invite my sister to see." "Why go upstairs?" "To climb to the top and shout I love you." "Haven't you watched the AXN channel before?" "He's a copy cat for sure." "Doing so is gonna work for any girl." "I'm wealthy and famous, but why am I not quite happy." "I feel my life hasn't been fulfilled yet." "I feel like something's missing." "Now it's time to prove my own strength." "Not for statistical records." "But to speak out from my heart." "Please wait here." "I'll call you when I'm at the top." "Wait!" "Give me 20 more;" "I give you extra information." "They forecast it's raining this evening." "Take an umbrella." "How come?" "It's December!" "Hello?" "Please don't run away." "I hired a taxi to drive around to find you." "Why?" "I want to confess my love to you." "I have to go." "Another call waiting." "I'm half way now." "Was I fast?" "When I'm at the top, I'll call you." "Am, I love you." "I love you." "Are you out of your mind?" "No." "I do love you." "It's too late." "If it's too late, can I still love you?" "What a love confession to make!" "Because I'm so in love with you!" "You're crazy!" "Stay where you are." "A crazy man is coming to confess his love more closely." "Are you panting from running this far?" "Just say what you want to say." "Will you be my girlfriend?" "Impossible." "It's too late." "Really?" "So between that freak and I, whom do you like?" "You." "You said it." "Yes." "Mark my word." "That's all." "I have to go." "Wait." "Don't you want to go out with your girlfriend?" "I wish love had its own criteria." "So everyone could love and be loved back." "Too sad it's impossible that way." "Whenever you play tricks with love, you'll never know what love will bring." "Even on New Year's Eve," "Jack was still waiting for Jib, with the hope that she would come back home to celebrate." "Much apologies." "We need to stop our film show now." "The police have asked us to celebrate the New Year peacefully in our own homes." "We truly apologize." " It has been reported that..." " Yes." "Bombs have been found since 6 pm this evening." "Yes." "My beloved Bangkok is now in big trouble." "How are you?" "Seen Jib yet?" "Here you are." "Happy New Year!" "At first, I thought of Jib as just another gig." "But as time passed I've fallen deeply for her." "Now I know how it's like when you really love someone." "What if she already got married?" "Then, I can only hope that... she found someone who loves her more than I do." "What if she is pregnant as a single mum-to-be?" "Well, then I... would become her baby's father." "And I wouldn't ask who the real father was." "I will love Jib's baby as if it were my own." "How great you are." "What if she asks you to support her new husband?" "I'll take care of him as much as she loves him." "I may need to drive a cab at night for extra income, though." "I've asked you all this because I want to make sure that you are strong enough." "Here you are." "It got here two days ago." "Wedding Reception Eumporn (Jib)  Nimit (Meng)" "I knew it!" "Open the door!" "Jack moved out of that house, quit his job and went back to his hometown." "Maybe he hopes his father can support him again." "Of course not." "He's determined to be a writer." "Friday, 13th February 2007" "Are you sure we're going the right way, Pok?" "There's not even a scent of a wedding reception around here." "I've followed the map precisely!" "If we're lost, it means the map is wrong." " Wedding Reception" " Jib  Meng" " There it is." "We're right." "The sign says Wedding Reception" " Jib  Meng" "Please don't read out loud." "Jack is upset again." "I think you're way too sensitive." "What a cry baby!" "Don't be such a girl!" "Why is the place so quiet?" "Is it the right place?" "Silent as graveyard." "Jack, show me the invitation card." "It's right here." "The house hosting the ceremony is further inside." "This morning many guests made the same mistake as you." "What did you say?" "There's no one left." "Except for all the drunk guests." "The ceremony was over since 11 o'clock." "Now the bride and groom are free to think about nothing but honeymooning!" "Honeymoon where?" "Let me talk to him." "Jack." "I remember when we were at Uni, you had a crush on me, didn't you?" "Interested now?" "Here's your chance." "I'm interested." "You and I are in the same situation." "Nobody wants us." "What a pair!" "Beat it, kid!" "So it's impossible for you to see Jib for the last time." "Case closed, right?" "Even though they are both legally married now, as long as they haven't gotten physical with each other yet there's still hope for me." "You're so determined." "You have my full support." "We'll just have to go to their bedside and grab the groom away until you and Jib finish talking." "And after your talk we will let him go to start where they left off." "Excuse me." "We cannot reveal any names of our guests without permission." "We strictly abide by our hotel policy." "You have disrespected me." "With this small amount of money" "I can only tell you that they are here." "I can't tell you much more or I'll go against my ethics." "They're on the 7th floor." "I don't know the room number..." "figure it out yourselves." " Mum, pizza man." " No." "I'm not delivering pizza." "Come on in." "I was just building up my appetite!" "Just my luck!" "What happened to you?" "I almost lost my butt virginity." "Fat fag dragged me to his bed!" "Was he a bald fat fag?" "Fat and with facial hair?" "Why?" "You know him?" "Jib's brother!" "Do you have a minute?" "After that, I'll leave." "Don't say anything more." "I don't want to see you, Jack or hear your voice again." "I'm not here to make up." "I know it's impossible." "But there's something I want to tell you one last time." "You are the one and only, most beautiful woman in my heart." "And that's why I can't stop loving you." "Can you write smaller?" "We're not going out to buy you anymore." "When you're finished," "I know you will publish and sell it as a book." "Ask him how much longer is he going to take." "If long, I'm going to order room service!" "Say your goodbyes already!" "Huh, and you, go outside and show your face already!" "Fat arse!" "Passed out drunk waiting too long." "Hello?" "Miss." "The things you've arranged to be prepared for you." "They're close to spoiling now." "When should be the right time for serving?" "I don't know." "Just wait for now." "If everything goes bad, you just have to find more." "It looks like it's going to be a while." "The gift is just outside your room door." "If you forgive me, please open it up." "If you decline, then don't open it." "Just know that I will die in the name of LOVE." "Turn to the first page." "To Jib, my inspiration, who has taught me what true love is." "Jack, don't you think you have over exaggerated a bit?" "Oh you both have, for God's sake." "I've waited so long I'm drunk from all that wine!" "I almost lost hope waiting." "I thought there wasn't going to be a party after all." "Get out of my way." "Get out of my way." "Get aside." "Yeah." "Move over here." "That's good." "Hey." "I have to put this down." "May the force be with you." "Hope all of our support for you two will result in a long-lasting love." "Hope you won't make Jib run away again." " If so," " I won't quit racing," " it's your own business this time." " No matter what." "That's all right." "I'm working on my novel." "It happens to be about a motorbike girl." "Attention, please." "He will speak in line with the path he has chosen." "Who will only have the right to speak to you by asking..." "Where is the broom and the cleaning mop?" "The life of my friend right here is full of ups and downs." "That guy would be more interesting if he wasn't here." "What?" "Wait for me!" "Because I worry about his health and well-being," "I've advised him to drink less." "Do you know what he said to me?" "Tell them what you said." "I said next time... when I drink liquor I'd put vitamins in it." "So I'll be healthy." "I don't take film jobs any more." "High-society people don't work." "Get out of the frame." " Go on, get the hell out!" " Your mama hasn't said so yet!" "Her life is very boring." "Going to a dentist is her biggest excitement." "Lucky him." "If he were a building, the Municipality would have him torn down."