"Where are my tits?" "Someone stole my tits again!" "What?" "What an old bag!" " l'm really flattered!" "Kiss my ass!" "Ignore her, sugar!" "I'd like to present another Turkish group we have with us this evening." "It's their first performance here, of course, a great night for them." "So let's encourage them as much as we can." "Let's give them a warm round of applause." "Sheherazade!" "Calypso!" "And Lola!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "Let yourselves be enchanted by the "Guest Workers"!" "Dear friends, I'm burning!" "Hey, that'll be 1 00." "I thought ..." " What did you think?" "Do you think you'd get away with just 20, or what?" "Welcome home my husband." "Welcome home my dear." "Where have you been?" "My God!" "Slowly, you jerk!" "Go back to the whorehouse where you belong!" "Whores!" " Like your mother!" "I quit!" " l told that faggot not here." "He offered me double." " Don't cry, he's not worth the mascara." "Shut up." "How can you live with a husband you can't even trust?" "I'm warning you." "Come on!" "Show me!" "You think I'm afraid of you?" "Murat!" "What are you doing here?" "I was at the library." " What library?" "Get in." "Which library is that supposed to be?" " The New Library." "Never heard of it. - lt's new." "What's it to you?" "Don't give me that shit!" "I'm your brother, I gotta know what you are up to. - l can take care of myself." "You think you can, huh?" "What are you gonna do if the Germans beat you up and spit on you?" ""Ouch!" ls that what you're gonna say?" "I'm worried about you boy." "How about watching a strip show, huh?" "It's about time my little brother became a man." "I've gotta do my homework." "is that more important than pussy?" "That's what you should be studying." "Or d'you do it already without telling me?" "With a cute little German chick in your class?" "Blonde, red cheeks?" "Come on, tell me!" "Tell me how they're all crazy about my little brother." " Leave me alone." "Tomorrow you're getting your hair cut." "New Library!" "Don't make me laugh!" "Come out, you son of a bitch!" "I'll cut you to pieces!" "Let me go!" "There are those guys again." "Go back to Baghdad, you Turks." "Come on, go home." "It's a set up." " l'll get your ass, one of these days." "Anytime, you camel fucker!" "Come on now, Bili!" "Cock-sucker!" "The bastards want to fuck me up." " Don't worry, not with me around." "Well, are you as good as Rudy?" "You bet!" "Well then." "I want you to get me the Turk's wig, you understand?" "Let's go to your place and make up." "Go make up with yourself." "I want my peace and quiet." "I've got everything you need for you to get your peace and quiet." "Shit!" "How am I going to get home without my wig?" "Bili, come on, let's go." "Come on." "They're gone." "Do you still want the wig?" "I know where it fell." "Should I give you a lift?" "The Emperor's Blossoms." "You sound like a connoisseur of Chinese food." "What's a connoisseur?" " An expert." "My very first john took me to a Chinese restaurant for the first time." "He must be really special for you." "I can't even remember his face." "I see, you were more impressed by the Chinese cuisine than by him." "Why should I have been impressed by him?" "Well, I think ... in any case ..." "Well, I have to admit, that's new to me." "Some guys smoke after sex, some fall in love." "You go for Chinese." "I don't smoke and I don't fall in love." "Of course not." "You're the first john l let take me to dinner since then." "How did I earn this privilege?" " l like your car." "What's your name, anyway?" " lskender." "Mine's Friedrich." "I'm happy to hear that I found a place in your heart ... even if it's just due to my mother's car." "I live right near here." "I'd really like to invite you again." "As you apparently know how to appreciate an old Daimler." "Besides, we're in Germany, nobody gives a shit what we do with each other." "My family does. I can't even meet my pals since they found out about you." "Go and fuck your pals then, if they're so important to you." "What about going back to Turkey?" "You could have the operation there." "I'm okay here." "Look, we could go to the coast ... open up a bar, throw a huge wedding party." "Wake up, sweetie." "You're dreaming again." "Bar, wedding party ..." "We don't even have money for breakfast." "Look, you won't be up to it in 20 years." "I've been thinking about it." "We will be married." "We can't live together like these German fags." "We just have to live like normal people." "Like husband and wife." "Just like a normal family." "I come home and you're there." "But there's just one little problem." "Right." "Guess who then?" "Why not you then, dammit?" "You're so crazy about a family." "Because I'm a man, you're not." "I don't mind wearing a wig for the rest of my life, but that's it." "Don't fool around, Lola." "I'd sooner kill you and myself." "If I have to, I'll cut your prick off." "We'll go to Turkey." "You pay 3,000 marks and that's that." "Nobody'll ask any stupid questions." "Where do I get 3,000 marks from?" "Your brother still owes you your inheritance, doesn't he?" "I'd never go and ask my brother for money." "I'll go with you. lt'll all work out ..." "Trust me. - l do, especially after what you did in the club." "Why can't we just be happy like this?" "Just like we are?" "We love each other." "Just wait until we're married." "Everyone will envy you, I swear." "Where would you be in 20 years without me?" "Without a family of your own." "Think about it." "Ayse!" "What?" "Yes?" "Your turn. - l can't." "Chicken!" "Emine!" "Yeah?" "Calypso!" "Hey, you slut!" " l'm coming!" "In this outfit?" " Why not?" "Have you lost your mind?" " lt's gonna be a grand exit." "Watch!" "She'll have us lynched here!" "Let's just sneak out." "Who are you?" " lt's me, Fikret." "Like a woman!" "What is this outfit?" "H  M, of course." " You look like a whore." "Families live here." "Don't worry. I'm leaving you, your family and this shitty house." "I always knew that you didn't tick quite right ..." "From the moment you first moved in." "Always pretending to be a man." "Imagine, a woman like me, alone, surrounded by your hungry husbands." "I'm freezing my ass off." "Let's get her." "So I said to myself:" "Girl, this is a man's world." "So, to keep your womanly honor, you've got to dress like a man." "It's confusing, but I think I get it." " The best way to maintain my virginity, my pride, my honour, my self-respect, my dignity, and er ..." " We get it, let's go!" "I'll miss you." "Allah knows, you were very kind to me." "But your husband was even better." "Pray for me." "Darling." "Don't forget Frau Schmidt's cookies." "He won't forget them this time." "Here's your hot milk." "A shame you no longer have servants." "I never had them, Mother." "We were the servants in the East." "Ginger!" "Delicious." " They're dog biscuits actually." "Fine life you have, my old girl." " Don't insult her now." "She's slowly going deaf." "Sad ... to see you in these surroundings, Friedrich. lt's just not your style." "Come and live with me in Wannsee ... after the renovations." "I'll think about it." "Do that, darling." "Return to your old family residence." "That's the way the world works." "I've always felt at home in this apartment, Mother." "We're both lonely." "Frau Schmidt is now 1 3." "In human years that's 91 ." "Move in with me." "We could keep each other company." "I'll think about it, Ute." "Yeah?" "is this Osman's apartment?" " Brother, it's for you." "What's your name?" " Murat." "Why?" "Let go of me!" "What's going on?" "Who's there?" " Let me out, let me out!" "How did you find us?" " l just asked around." "Addresses don't change in the ghetto." " What do you want?" "You haven't changed at all, have you?" "After 1 5 years, still an asshole." " Piss off!" "As if it was that simple." "I love you much too much, you know." "Let me out!" " Who is the boy?" "Be quiet!" "What did you do this time?" "I didn't do anything." "Let me out of here." "What's going on here?" "He's not your brother." "Did you think I'd disappeared forever?" "You'd like that, wouldn't you?" "The only reason I came here at first was to get the money I inherited." "But now I want something else:" "I want the family that you took from me back." "And my brother." "It's not your family." "It's not your brother." "Well?" "Tell me." "I couldn't." " You march right back in there." "Bili, long time no see." "What's up?" "Who's that?" "Someone I know." " ls he okay, he looks a little ... lt's guys like him that give us Turks a bad reputation." "Don't hang around with him too much, okay?" "See you later." "How long did I sleep?" " A long time." "What's all that supposed to be?" " Good question." "I just happen to be an architect." "Leave me alone." " Take me, goddamit, take me!" "Let me ..." "Does your mother live here all alone?" " She's got her dog." "I've never seen such a huge house." "The rich should be shot." "Not that again!" "How often do you have to take those?" "Three times a day." "How about you?" "I don't take any pills." "I have Turkish blood." "The virus has to be protected from me." "Nonsense." " lt's true!" "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." "Don't contradict me!" " And if I do?" "You'll see!" "I've already seen everything there is to see." "Tell me I'm right!" "Knock it off!" "You're wrong." "You're wrong!" "Why not?" "Why that tone of voice?" "Just trying to save you from disappointment." "He's from the same family that threw you out onto the street." "I'm from the same family." "And what if he's just as repulsive as your older brother?" "God forbid!" "What do you think?" " Go talk to him, I know you want to." "50 marks, old man." "With your cheap prices, you're ruining the market." "You don't even get half of that." " Don't give me that shit." "Look at the fags." "They're dying for me." "I swear they're so hot they're shaking." "More like they're shaking from the cold and old age." "Listen, I've got a real mean car." " Get lost!" "I swear to God!" "Cool!" "We can pick up Lola and go for a fucking great ride." "Chicks like that." "If you know what I mean." "I'd do anything for my sister-in-law and for my brother, Bilidikid." "Tell me, do you really want to marry?" "Of course. I want to get out of this shit. I've had it up to here." "I'll take care of him when he goes to school." "We're his new family." "Aunt Hella and Aunt Sheherazade." "Slow down, sister." "You'll ruin everything, I'm serious." "Look, I've got an idea." "What's up, chicks?" "You're right, sister." "A woman's got to look after her dick." "To Murat." "It was the stadium that made him change his mind." "He couldn't resist the temptation to build another monumental construction." "Almost 3,000 men ... tore down the old stadium to build the new one." "The first talk will be at the gate in a few minutes." "Don't forget to take notes." "Let me have a swig." "Go get another bottle, you cockroach." "I don't have any money, man." "What are you up to!" " We're looking for camels to fuck." "Have you seen any?" " Have you looked in a mirror lately?" "Hey, watch out!" " ls he a friend of yours?" "Attention!" "Will those near the Olympic flame bowl, please leave the premises." "I'm going for a piss, guys." "Fucking faggot!" "Run back to your kebabs and tell them what we did." "Maybe they'll want to take revenge." "His Turkish friends will really fuck him in the ass." "That's what'll happen." "That's what those fags want." "Ciao!" "Murat, please come." "Your brother." "How could they dare touch my little boy?" "May Allah strike them blind." "May Allah render their semen putrid." "May Allah destroy their families." "That's all I want." "Mom, why did my other brother go away?" "Which other brother?" "As a kid, playing with your things, I found this." "Don't tell me it's yours." "Why did he go away?" "Why did you move away after he left?" "Sit down." "Your brother was a good boy." "But one night, he suddenly went crazy." "Your father ... may he rest in peace ... was alive at the time." "We were all having dinner." "Then suddenly your brother came in." "He had this red wig on his head." "When I saw him, I had to laugh." "I saw the tears in his eyes." "He didn't say a single word." "That same night, Osman threw him out of the house." "Your father ordered all his things be thrown away, and every trace of him to be erased." "He said: "l've lost a son and want another one."" "And so you came." "I said to myself, I am an uneducated woman." "So, I kept quiet." "That's all I know." "Don't hate Osman for this." "He's the head of the family." "He might not always be nice to you, but he means well." "We try to live in this foreign land." "We have to obey him." "You understand." "Murat!" "Are you deaf, I was calling you?" " l'm late." "Come on, I'll drive you anywhere." "At your service, your majesty." "Where would our prince like to go tonight?" "Listen, handsome, I'm talking to you." "Don't despise me because I'm Turkish." "We're humans too, you know." "Ha, I made you laugh, huh?" "Come on, I'll drive you wherever you want." "Otherwise I'll tell everyone that you're a miserable lazy bum." "Seeckt." "Hello?" "Who's there, may I ask?" "Rudolf?" "Seeckt." "Hello, Friedrich?" "It's lskender." "I'm so glad you called." "I was waiting for your call." "Listen, I'm going to borrow the Daimler tonight." "Borrow the Daimler?" "It's important. I'll return it tomorrow." "That's out of the question. I don't know you well enough, you understand." "But well enough to suck my cock!" "Faggot!" "It wasn't Rudolf." "What do think of these chicks?" "It's okay, no problem." "Our little prince is a bit choosy tonight." "It's okay that you despise me." "You're young." "You think you know everything." "I understand, I was young too ... once." "But I wasn't as lucky as you." "Nobody showed me where to find pussy." "What do you think of her?" "She's really sweet." "She really gets my juices going." "What's up with you?" "You're not going anywhere until you fuck one of them." "Do you hear?" "You think they teach you everything at school." "You think you know it all." "You despise me because you think I'm ignorant, don't you?" "Little shithead. I don't give a fuck." "I'm still gonna make a man of you." "Hi sweetheart, what's your name?" " Tilly." "How much?" "Handjob 50, blowjob 1 00, fuck 200." "I only have a 1 00." " This isn't a Turkish bazaar." "Hey, are you trying to insult me?" "Make a fair price, he's just a kid." "For 200 l'll make him a man." " Last offer 200 for a fuck and blowjob." "Come on, sweetie." "Leave me alone." "You'll thank me for the rest of your life." "What's in the box?" "Your condom collection?" "Murat!" "Hey, give me my money back, you cunt!" "Depressed at the start of winter, dear?" " No, it's not that." "But you are, you are." "Because the linden trees have lost their leaves." "God, I hate winter." "It looks like someone is stealing the Daimler." "Help!" "My car is being stolen." "It's gone." "I'll call the police." " No, wait." "Not the police." "And why not?" "They'll catch him right away." "Not now, mother, please, not the police." "Oh God!" "It's all my fault. I asked for it." "Calm down, darling." "The main thing is to maintain your reputation." "My name's Lola now." "I know." "I'm happy you came." "My little brother." "Mom said I'm here to replace you." "They didn't know any better." "For you." "From Mom's closet." "What were you doing in Mom's closet?" "The one who gets us, will have a good life, and forget his troubles ..." "What's that?" " A present." "Someone gave you a car?" " He must have stolen it." "Who, me?" "What do you take me for?" "One of the losers you always hang with?" "This happens to be a present from my friend Friedrich von Seeckt." "You scored a "von"?" " Don't be rude." "He's a gentleman." "We respect each other." "Where's Lola?" " She's coming." "Are you sad now?" "No." "I didn't expect that at all ..." "This cursed red wig!" "I wasn't ready for that." "I'm happy you brought it to me." "Know what?" "Let's meet tomorrow." "At noon." "At Hella's joint, Hermannplatz." "See you tomorrow ..." "Lola." "I don't know why." "What's in the box?" "Where are we going?" "Good question." "It's a surprise." " l don't want a surprise." "Where?" "Why isn't there a key in the ignition?" "Where did you get that?" "Girl you look fabulous!" "Turn around." "Absolutely fabulous, sister." "Who gave you that?" "It's from an admirer." "Happy birthday!" "Shit!" "I don't believe it!" "Happy birthday, sugar." "Cheers!" "Ready for your first hunt, little wolf?" "I am every inch a woman:" "I'm ready to suck but also to put you six feet under!" "Faster, you wimp!" "Who gave you the wig?" "Once upon a time, there was a man called Lola, and a man called Bili." "In the beginning they were very happy." "They were desperately in love." "But because Bili was so macho, he didn't want to be a fag, living with a fag." "Shut up!" "So he asked Lola to have his dick cut off and become a woman." "So they could get married and live like the others do." "I told you to shut up!" "Lola did it, because she loved him." "She stood there in her apron, cleaned the apartment every day, baked cookies." "But one night, Bili didn't come home." "Lola waited for him all night." "And the following night." "And the following night." "But Bili never came." "She waited like a heroine in a kitsch novel." "She waited and started to hate him." "But Bili never returned." "Why do you think Bili left Lola?" "Because the woman he married, was no longer the man he had fallen in love with." "Take a look at these." " Stop that!" "One day I'll have real ones." "You need them if you want to marry a Turk." "Today tits, tomorrow pussy." " Surgery is quite advanced." "Savage!" "Cannibal!" "Murderer!" "Did you steal the champagne too?" " Yeah." "Tell me about Friedrich, is he real?" " Yes!" "I wish I had a rich husband who'd buy me a pussy." "I got it!" "I got the wig!" "We're going to pluck your feathers." " Fuckface." "Blow me!" " Give me a kiss and I'll let you go." "Take that!" "What are they called there?" "They're calla lilies." " l'll take them all." "There you go." "Thank you." "Thank you too, that'll be 500 ..." "Hey, you didn't pay." "You bastard!" "You creep!" "Your sister still hasn't shown up?" "Another round, please." "1 0 marks." "I'm not going to run away." " Not with the bottles you won't." "Hasn't your race already caused enough suffering?" "Give me a drink!" "That kind of talk will get you a seat in parliament, but nothing from Hella." "I don't cheat people, so they don't cheat me." "I won't be made a fool of, especially not by a slut like you." "Takes one to know one!" "Cheers!" "He's been waiting for Lola for 2 hours." "Can I get a hot-dog, please?" " With mustard?" " Yes please." "Can I have a hot-dog, please?" "What's your name?" " Murat." "My friends call me Bili." "It's short for Bilidikid." "The Western hero." "When did you run away?" " Last night." "First day on the streets and you meet me already." "Look over there." "He's yours." "You're going to pay me back, aren't you?" "You're going to get hungry again, too." "What do I have to do?" " Go down to the toilets." "Let him blow you." "That's 50 marks, payable in advance." "When he's finished you go." "No kisses, or any of that shit." "50 marks." "Excuse me, that's 50 marks." "Please." "I want to know your name." "What's your name?" " Tommiks." "What kind of name is that?" " He was a wild west ranger." "I get 50%." "I got you the business." " You never said anything about that." "That's the way you thank me." "Great!" "That leaves me 25 marks." " That's life." "I like you." "You're sweet." "If you were a girl, I'd marry you right away." "How do you know Lola?" " l'm her brother." "Her brother?" "Why didn't you say so?" "In case Lola asks, I don't have anything to do with that business down there." "You're not gay, are you?" "Listen, if anyone asks you, deny it." "Life as a gay isn't worth living." "I bet that in a year you'll have a wife." "As long as you don't offer them your ass, everything will be okay." "You haven't already, have you?" "Don't even think about it." "A man is a man." "A hole is a hole." "No matter what you put in it." "Never be a hole." "I like you, you're nice." "You just need someone to help you get a start." "Here." "Here's your money back." "You didn't expect that, did you?" "Don't let anyone else kiss you." "After all, I'm your brother-in-law." "Promise?" "Do you know where Lola is?" "No." "Bye." "The calla lilies are really beautiful." "But I'm warning you, if you steal the car again, I'll call the police. - l didn't steal it!" "I brought it back, didn't I?" " Nevertheless." "All this shit about an old car." "Just eat your fish!" "I'd really like to know why you think we are so close." "We're not old friends." " Go on?" "You can't order me to shut my mouth and eat my fish." "Okay, then don't!" " l'm warning you." "What are you staring at?" " Pardon?" "You heard me." "You were staring at my friend." "Sorry." "You'll see how sorry you'll be when I come over to you, you faggot." "Eat your fish!" "I can't figure out where Lola's been for the last two days." "Do you know where she lives?" "Here. it's on the house." "Take it before I change my mind." "She usually stops by every day." "Where are you going now?" "Okay, come over here." "The work I'm going to give you isn't easy, but it's honest money." "Come on." "You can sleep here till Lola turns up." "You open up mornings before I get here." "Happy now?" "Are you a mermaid?" "Are you a mermaid?" "Hello, Friedrich." "It's me, lskender." "I like you." "I have to drive Friedrich's mother home." "Come with me, I'll bring you back." "I can't take it now!" "Have I ever asked you for a favor?" "Get in." "Come and live with me." " l said: no!" "But you promised." " l only said I'd think about it." "I don't mean anything to you." "Absolutely nothing." " l love him." "It is nothing more than this chauffeur thing ... that gets us from time to time." "I think you are confusing the issue." "Just because your Rudolf, that gigolo, ran off with half of your jewelry." "You were deprived for too long in the East." "And then you got out of there and voila!" "et the hots for the first chauffeur you see. lt's completely n" "Things like that happen." " For God's sake!" "You think I don't know what's going on in the world." "What if they pass a new law?" "And wham!" "You marry him." "And then he'll become the sole heir to the Seeckt fortune." "Why not, goddamit?" "Promise me, you'll be nice to him." "He's not my chauffeur, he's my lover." "I asked him to drive you home." "I was hoping that ..." "Watch your tongue." " Tell her that." "Hurry back." "Be sensitive, Frau Schmidt." "Have a good trip, you two." "We'll see about that, my dear." "Bye." " Drive carefully." "I'm not Lola." "You know that, don't you?" "I know who did it." "Who?" "They'd planned it for a long time." "I know who it was." "We have to go to the police." "It's not a police matter." "This is our war." "Yours and mine." "They're going to pay for this." "I can't." "My sweet little poochie." "He's so happy we're going home." "He's singing with joy." "Shut up!" "Why do you keep such an ugly mutt?" "This man is impossible." "Rich bitch, you're all the same." "Crude and egoistic." "Sucking the life out of the respectable people." "You poor thing, my son sucked the life out of you." "Kiss my ass." "Yup, poor but respectable." "I may be poor, but I've got my pride." " Very nice." "Pride is the bread of the lower classes." ""Let them keep their pride and you don't need to pay them a cent,"" "as my father used to say." "You can keep your pennies." " Thank you very much indeed." "I propose a deal." "You see this brooch?" "It's worth more ... than you'll ever possess in your life." "Don't be stupid. lt's just plastic." "Really, Miss!" "I don't even know what plastic is." "I was invented before plastic." "We're driving to the next phone booth." "You phone my son and tell him the truth." "And the brooch is yours." "What truth?" "That you don't love him, of course." "Listen, if you keep on talking like this, you can walk." "I'm only driving you home out of love for Friedrich." "Just one more word and I'll chop you up into dog food ... and poison that mutt with it!" "Got it?" "Iskender." "I'd like to apologize." "I'm only trying to protect my son." "You see?" "Peace?" "Peace." "You can take my bags in now." "Unbelievable!" "What's happening?" "What's going on between you and Bili?" "Answer me!" "Nothing." "Nothing my ass!" "You're sleeping with him in Lola's bed." "It's not what you think." "I just sleep there." "There are a few things you should know about men before you enter their cage." "When your brother Osman heard from one of his pals that Lola was gay, he fucked her too." "I don't want to hurt you, but you have to know the truth." "Several times he ..." "Listen to me!" "Do you think it's easy for me?" "You have to hear the whole story for your own good." "Osman made her feel worthless ..." "She couldn't stand it anymore, walked into the front room wearing the red wig." "Adolescent prank, with a dramatic touch." "She thought it would embarrass Osman and keep him away from her." "Instead, he threw her onto the street." "Bili and Osman are two of a kind." "Let me have some." "You got it?" "This will really get them." "Let me see." " lt's not for little boys." "It's the fat one." "Rudy." "Are you sure it was them?" " lt doesn't matter now." "It's Lola's revenge." "Ready?" "Rudy!" "Rudy?" " Here, I got him." "Help me, please!" "Please!" "Please!" "I really fucked everything up." "I don't know what happened." "What did Lola ever do to you, asshole!" "What are you talking about?" "You like my hair?" "They should have buried it with him." " Buried it with who?" "You know who I mean." "You know very well." " With who?" "How do you know he's dead?" "Go to your room, mother." "How do you know he's dead?" "Your mother has been worried sick about you for days." "You couldn't care less about mother." "How do you know it's his wig?" "How do you know he's dead?" "Did you murder my brother?" "You followed me the night I ran from you. lt was you who murdered him!" "You did it, because you thought the truth would come out." "You got rid of him." "Not because he was queer, but because you are." "Please don't." "I was desperate when you ran away." "You're the pride and joy of this family." " l was never happy in this family." "And I'm not proud either." "What's the point of having a family where all that is missing." "I'm telling mother everything." " Please leave her out of it." "She has the right to know everything." "I owe that to her." "And I owe that to Lola." "Please don't. I'm begging you." "Okay, good." "As you like." "Then you tell her." "You tell her who murdered her son and why." "Farewell, Berlin." "Go to hell!" "You're right." "Cursed is the day I ever came here." "Are you married?" "Got any kids?" " l never met the right girl." "I didn't have the right luck." "Things would look different if I met a beautiful woman like you." "Sweet!" "Stop!" "Are you nuts?" " Come on!" "I'll ruin my tights." "I got it!" "Quick, let's go shopping at H  M!" "No way." "This is going straight to the bank." "It's for the days we can't shake it any more." "Brunettes make the hottest women!" "Listen, I'm a woman with balls." "Don't say I never told you."