"Come on,boys." "Sit up,sit up." "Come on,napkins in lap." "Now,listen,we don't get to go out very often," "So I want you to order something special." "Harbor grill is one of the nicest restaurants in santa barbara." "I'm gonna have nachos." "No way." "Dad,I think that guy over there is a spy." "And he's trying to poison her!" "I don't know how to say this,so I'm just gonna say it." "Megan,will you marry me?" "Y" " Yes." "Of course,yes!" "Oh,come on,guys,you've seen people propose before." "It's a very special moment." "Especially for a man." "You fall in love with a woman." "You decide you're gonna spend the rest of your life with her." "Rest of my life with a girl?" "No way!" "I'm never ever gonna get married!" "By the way,they're not gonna make it." "Present day" "Do I need to set this on slow pitch?" "I swore I saw that guy earlier." "Oh,yeah,yeah." "He's been following us all day." "I'd say worst P.I.Ever." "Check this out." "What the-No,he followed me into the bathroom?" " That's my sanctuary." " I know." "All right,we gotta find out what he wants." "And we have to do it in a way that's cool and clever." "I got it." "Gyro ball!" "Hey,watch it!" "Let me show you how it's done." "Watch out." "That very well may be the most humiliating moment of your life." "I pitch better from the stretch." "That's enough." "And that was for following me into the bathroom." "Okay,so you figured out I was following you." "My name is mace rhoden." "I'm a private investigator." "If,uh,I might give you a little criticism," "I don't think you've quite mastered the private part." "Of course,if you're going for most obvious detective..." "Nailed it." "What do you want from us?" "I was hired to find you... by your wife." "One more tiny piece of criticism." "You haven't mastered the investigative part either." "Neither of us are married." "Uh,shawn,can I talk to you for a minute?" "This guy!" "Talkin' about one of us being married." "Can you even imagine that?" "Why aren't you laughing?" "Why aren't you laughing?" "Oh,my god!" "You were married?" "Psych Season02 Episode11" "I can't believe you were married!" "Bachelor party is tainted." "I didn't get to give my brilliant speech that I've been planning since we were seventh graders." "You have not." "You have a book of speeches?" "I wrote those a long time ago." "You already wrote my eulogy?" "I don't remember that." ""Gus is survived by his best friend shawn spencer and 12 cats. "" "Look,the speeches are not the point,gus." "The point is,why didn't you tell me you were married?" "I didn't tell anyone." "I was embarrassed." "Look,I'm sorry." "I was wrong for not telling you." "But,dude,you know when I get married for real you'll be standing up there on that altar," "Right next to me,as my best man." "Thank you for saying that." " I needed to hear it." " You're welcome." "So who is this harlot?" "It was spring break '97." "I was in mazatlan with some college friends." "'97?" "Tell me you weren't still rockin' the sweater vest." "What?" "No." "Her name was mira gaffney." "I'll never forget the first time I saw her." "Mira was like no other girl I ever dated." "She could get me to do things no one else could ever do." "So seriously?" "You've never been skydiving?" "Well,I really don't like planes." "Or heights." "Or jumpsuits." "No,you like sweater vests." "I do." "So you're a skydiving virgin?" "Yeah!" "I'm gonna take you!" "We'll go!" "It's amazing!" " You're gonna love it!" " Okay." "Dude,skydiving's one thing,but how did she get you to marry her?" "Three words." "Three little words." "Let's try goldschlager!" "And four hours later..." "Oh,my god." "And your best man was a goat?" "I was supposed to be that goat!" "Shawn,we're on me now." "You're right." "I'm-I'm sorry." "Man,I haven't thought about her in so long." "People used to call her hurricane mira" "Because she was this wild,beautiful,insane girl." " So who broke it off?" " Me." "And it got weird real quick." "She called me,like,100 times in one day." "And threatened to burn down my apartment." "Mira really hasa thing for fire,huh?" "But there's something about her." "It just stuck with me." "I have never felt that wayabout any other woman." "All right,that's it." "I need to meet this trollop." "You wanna come with me?" "Yeah!" "You bet-But,dude,listen,I don't know if I can control myselfaround her," "So you have to promisethat you'll stop me from being suckedinto hurricane mira again." "Just call methe suck-Stopper." "Scratch that." "Don't-Don't evercall me that." "I wonder why she wantsto see me." "I don't know." "Maybe she wants to introduce youto little gus junior." "Or not." "Hold it!" "S.B.P.D.!" "I said stop!" "Hold it!" "Son of A..." "I said freeze,you- S.B.P.D.!" "You have the rightto remain silent." "O'hara,h-How did you just" "Just had a hunchhe lived in the area." "I figured he'd try to lose usby hopping one of the fences between hope streetand the 101." "Let's go." "I'm impressed." "Shut up." "Come on,o'hara,level with me." "That was really just a hunch?" "Yes,for the tenth time." "Did he,like,drop his walletor a piece of mail with his address on it?" "Have you beento his house before?" "Why would I have beento his house?" "I don't know." "You date." "I just happen to be goodat deductive reasoning." "You know,I've been studyingfor the detective's exam," "And the deductive reasoning partis just killing me." "Maybe you could tutor mesome time?" "Sure." "Okay." "Well,you know,if anyone's gonna tutor you,it should be me." "After all,I do holdthe department record for the highest scoreon the detective's exam." "97.2" "What?" "I have to go wash outthe,uh,drunk tank." "Yeah!" "What,did someone beatmy score?" "I heard about the collar." "Nice work." "Another case closed." " Chief." " Yeah?" "Did someone score higher than meon the detective's exam?" "I believeo'hara did." "O'hara?" "You beat my score?" "Only by a little." "How much?" "98.4" "Gosh,you know,I check allthose scores every three months." "How come I didn't knowabout this?" "Well,because I made detectivewhen I was in miami." "So you wouldn't seethose results." "And I didn't wanna tell you because I know how muchyou hate to lose." "I do not hate to lose." "Look,we both did wellon the exam." "And those scoresdon't matter to me." "What matters to me is that I respect you as a copand as a friend," "And I really,really hope this doesn't become a thingbetween us." "This is not gonna becomea thing between us." "That mace guy said this was the place to meet her." "Maybe she works here." "That wouldn't surprise me." "She's had,like,a thousand jobs." "There's nothing wrongwith that." "And she doesn't just work here." "The wine is named mira." "Maybe they name a wineafter all their employees." "Remind me to grab a bottleof leonard on the way out." "Burton guster?" "Gus." "Gus." "Gus!" "What do I say?" "How's my breath?" "Relax." "Remember the plan." "What plan?" "I forgot the plan." "How are you?" "I haven't seen you in what?" "Ten years?" "And now look,boom,here you are." " Hi,I'm shawn." " Hi." "I,uh,I gave hima really tough riddle on the way over," "So he's probably nowjust figuring out that the doctorwas a woman." "No,no." "He's done this before." "He did thiswhen we first met." "I think it's kinda cuteactually." "If we just keep talking,he'll catch up." "So I hear that you guys havea detective agency or something." "Mira!" "Mira!" "Hi there." "Welcome." "You look amazing." "No,you do." " No,you reallylook amazing." " No,you do." "A little bit,but,I mean,wow!" "The only thingthat would have been better was if you had worn oneof those sweater vests." "I love it-Do you still wear those sweater vests?" "Gus,I remember the plan." "This isn't it." "Oh,I know." "Let's celebrate with a drink." "Okay?" "But not goldschlager,right?" " I'm in trouble." " All right,just be cool." "And make your armpitsstop sweating." "Okay,so this is our sangiovesefrom last year." "Goldschlager!" "Gus." "So how longhave you been working here?" "Oh,no,no,no,no." "This is my family's place." "We havethree wineries." "This one,a new one in napa,and then there's the onein spain," "Which of course I can't go to because I punchedthe bull in pamplona." "So,mira,uh,what made you wanna see meafter all this time?" "Well,um,I kinda have some big news." "Is it gus junior?" " What?" " Nothing." "I'm getting married." "His name is jann,and he's from sweden." "Although he's livedall over the world." "And I met him at this wineconvention a few months ago." "Mira,that's awesome." "Congratulations." "Thanks." "So the thing is,gus,that,uh,our wedding chapelin mazatlan," "They actually sentthe marriage license to the U.S." "So the annulment isn't official." "So I kinda just need you to fill out some paperwork." "Is that cool?" " Yes." " Oh,sure." "Yes." " Okay,sure." " Oh,good." "I was a little worried." "So when is the big day?" "It's actually tomorrow." "On ledbetter beach." "It's just gonna bea small thing." "I kinda wanted it to be here,but he wanted at a beach." "I thought,it's really the onlything he really wants,so I think I'll let him do it." "It's kinda romantic." "And-Oh,dad!" "Yeah?" "Dad,this is shawn." "It's shawn,right?" "Yeah,shawn." "And this is gus." "Ah,ah,yes,guster." "So this is the young manthat tricked you into marrying him,huh?" "Y" " Yeah." "Typical." " Mira,I needto speak to you." " Okay." "Gentlemen." "Only the first glass is free." "Why don't you cometo the wedding?" "Oh,mira." "Please,please,please,please!" "Come,come,come,come,come,come!" "That's very sweet of you,but we're a little tight" " What time should we be there?" " Gus." "Shawn,what is wrong with you?" "Mira,of coursewe will come." "Okay,good." "So I'm gonna go get the wedding infoand the annulment papers." "Oh,I hope I don't ever saythat sentence again." "Dude." "She just smelled so nice." "Don't judge me,shawn." "I'm weak." "I can't believe we're late." "Look,I'm not the one that spenttwo hours picking out the perfectshirt-Tie-Eyes combo." "Finally,what the hell am I doing here?" "Shawn,you cancelled twice." "You're late." "I'm hungry." "Look,we're gonna eat lunch." "I promise." "There may even bea grilled cheese bar and some dancing involved." "What,at the crab shack?" "Change of plans." "We're going to a wedding." "I can't go to a wedding." "I'm not dressed for a wedding." "Dad,you look sharp as a tack." " No one will even notice." " Shawn." "Shawn." "I'm stacy." "I'm mira's friend." "Is he with you?" "Oh,yeah,he's fine." "I just won him in a bet." "I know who you are." "You do?" "You're gus." "Gus!" "We've been waitingfor you." "Mira said we couldn't startuntil you got here." "After all,you area very special guest." "I am?" "Oh,don't be nervous,you." "You'll do great." "Your spot's just rightup front there." "Lucky." " Now get up there!" " Okay." "Little tie." "He's here!" "Oh,my god." "This is my wedding." "Gus,that's crazy." "No,it's not." "It's mira." "It's just like her to tryto pull something like this." " You gotta get meoutta here." " Okay,relax." "I can have you in mexicoin four hours." "But we gotta dye your hair,change your name," "Cut off your fingertipsso you can't be identified." "I don't need fingertips." "Excuse me,everyone." "I'm afraidwe have horrible news." "It seems jann is missing." "Yes!" " Oh,that was close!" " Sweet!" "Sweetie pie." "It'S..." "No,I don't want the water." "Baby,it's been two hours." "I don't thinkhe's coming." "Of coursehe's not coming." "He didn't show up wednesdayfor golf,thursday for the barbeque,yesterdayfor the rehearsal dinner." "Why would he show upto his own wedding?" "No,dad,you knowthat he got called to work on those other things." "I can't believeyou talked me into this." "Baby,can we at least let the people eat something?" "No." "Nobody gets to eatuntil I'm married!" "That's it,shawn." "I'm outta here." "It's rude to invite peopleto an event and not feed 'em." "Somebody fix it!" "Look at her in that dress." "She's so beautiful." "Dude,I gotta get yououtta here." "This must be how she feltafter I annulled our wedding." "I feel so bad for her." "Yeah,yeah,yeah." "Come on,let's hit it." "What?" " Mira." " Yeah?" "I am so sorryto hear about jann." "We'll help you find him." " You will?" " We will?" "Yes,we don't have any casesright now." "We're morethan happy to help." "Oh,guster!" "Thank you." "Just finished my case reportsfor the week,spell-Checked, copied,and collated-Time to spare." " Good for you." " Exactly." "O'hara,I do hopeyou're not falling behind on your paperwork." "Those reportslook great,o'hara." "Listen,can you translatethese files into spanish?" "No problema." "You speak spanish?" "It's a requirementin miami." "Well,there's not thatvery large a latino population here in santa barbara." "That's so hot!" "Matt!" "Did you just brew this?" "It's not too hot for me." "Please tell me you didn't justburn your mouth" "Because you're still pissedI scored higher than you on that stupid exam?" "No." "Hey,detective o'hara!" "Your stolen refrigeration truck from the seafood warehouse,that's a 10-8-51,right?" "Yes." "No,hold on." "That truck isa commercial vehicle,so technicallyit's a 15-250." "Excuse me,detective." "He was asking me." "Now,if that vehicle ends up in a chop shop,it's a 10-8-03." "Of course if there'sreckless driving involved,it's a 23-00-1." "And watch outfor the illegal transportation of hazardous materials. 25-00-1." "Okay,that's enough." "I gotta go getsome paper anyway." " You know what?" " What?" "I have worked hard." "I have doneeverything asked of me." "I am a good cop,and I'm not goingto stand here and apologizefor my good score." " So you are just gonna haveto get over it." " Yeah." "I can't do that." "Well,then now what?" "Your truck." "Whoever solves that caseis the better detective." "Solve your own cases." "It's a refrigeration truck." "It's practicallya victimless crime." "Well,I guessyou just don't count the people" "Who aren't gonna gettheir lobster and sand dabs as victims." "I'm surprised the miami P.D.Didn't fail you for lack of compassion." "Gus,what's wrongwith me?" "What is it that makesall the guys go crazy on me?" "Jann was an idiotfor giving you up." "You're so sweet." "Sweet." "Sweet gus." "Yeah,he's pretty sweet all right." "His head is likea chocolate-Covered honeydew." "Now,would anyone liketo talk about "jan?"" "It's jann,with a "J."" "Shawn is right." "We should do that." "So this isall that I have." "I have some picturesof us together." "And a note that he wrote me." "And a lipstick from him." "Do you haveany more pictures?" "No." "Shawn." "Shouldn't you maybe go talkwith mira's parents?" "I'll find youwhen we're finished." " I haven't finished my" " It's fine." "I'll finish it." "You don't even knowhow to work with cork!" "Mrs. Gaffney." "Hello." "My name is shawn spencer." "Oh,I know who you are." "You're the psychic detectivehelping mira." "You know,I've always been fascinatedby people with "the gift. "" "Uh,you're talkingabout this?" "Well,that takes work." "I'd like to ask youa question about "jan. "" "Jann?" "I wouldn't knowthe first thing about him." "I see." "Because you haven't met him?" "Very good." "This is our private wine and alcohol collection." "Oh,I see." "I have a private room for allof my hello kitty shot glasses and wild animal scat." "I have many interests." "Well,only a privileged feware allowed down here." "The wine in this roomis worth over $1 million." "We've been collecting it for yearsfrom all over the world." "Would you like a glass?" "Actually,I prefermy wine in a box." "I've often heard that's the best wayto savor wine." "Just skip over the taste budsand go right to the gullet." "I swear,if I have to dealwith another tourist today,my head is going to explode." "And david doesn't likeme drinking in front of the guests." "So,uh,how did you manage to never meet jan?" "We tried to." "Several times." "Take a sipbefore I finish the bottle." "That's-That's disgusting." "That's a $30,000 bottleof spanish sherry." "It's good." "You know,shawn,I have very fine taste," "And I like my wine like I like my men..." "White and hairy." "That doesn't makeany sense." "None whatsoever." "But I can seewhere mira gets her spunkiness." "Phyllis,some of our guests are gonna" "What's going on here?" "I was just explainingour frustration over never meeting jann." "Yeah,that guy." "Yeah,every time we made plans," "He would change themat the last second with that same lame excuseabout having to work overseas." "I cannot believe that I shut down my winery for this wedding." "I should have known better." "Mira's choices in menhave always been suspect." "Including that guster." "And his supposedlypsychic friend." "Now if you'll excuse us?" "Yes,of course." "You haveto finish packing your wine." "You're moving into your wineryin napa on friday," "And your amazing collectionwill finally be on display for all to see." "Hey,how'd you know that" "Don't be intimidated,sir." "I'm just a man." "Oh,god." " Brace yourself,jan doesn'tactually exist." " What?" "Fact,there is no recordof a jan anglund," "Buyer of fine wines and foodon the internet anywhere." "I did find a jeff anglund." "He's an albino with a websitededicated to short circuit." "You put uson the email list?" "That's a given." "Nice." "Oh,so she was lying?" "Or she really is checkinginto the nutcracker suite." "Hear me,mira made jan up." "She made him up?" "What is... clozapine?" "It's an anti-Anxiety drug." "It's also used to treat psychosis." "Bingo." "Mira had a prescriptionto clozapine," "But the refill date wasfrom way back when,and she had a bunch of pills left." "So she was off her meds." "And off her rocker." "Even more so than her mother." "What?" "Let's just say I know where miragets her freaky side." "I can't believe this." "I was feeling bad for mira." "I even started to" "Oh,my gosh!" "Shawn,she did all thisto get me back." "I fell for it again." "But wait,there's more." "The pictures." "I sense something is very,very,very wrong about these photos,very wrong indeed." "Jan anglund doesn't exist." "Thank you and good night." "Wait,wait,wait a minute!" "Jan-Jann is real." "Why would I make any of this up?" "To trick meinto falling for you again." "I can't believe you'd go through all of thisjust to get me back." "How sure are youabout this theory?" "Crystal." "That doesn't really work." "Very,very sure." "Then how do you explain him?" "Jann!" "Mira,honey,I'm so sorry." "I'm gonna grab a clark barfrom the vending machine." "Uh,anyone else want anything?" "Chief?" "Jules?" "Gus,you're good?" "Okay." "Oh,honey-I looked for youat the winery,but they said you were here." "Where were you?" "You didn't get my message?" "What message?" "At the hotel desk." "Uh,look,I got a call to close this deal with theseventure capitalists in portugal." "It wasfor a very important client,and I thought I could get back in time." "Venture capitalists,really?" "I'm so sorry." "I never should have gone." "I missed our big day." "I'm just glad you're okay." "Why don't we talkabout this back at the winery and spend some timegetting to know you." "Yeah." "Just give me one second." "You... both." "I don't even knowwhat to say to you." "How could you be so cruel?" "Doesn't exist,huh?" "That's great." "Hey,should I put outan imaginary A.P.B.For him on my invisible radio?" "I have a case to work." "So do I." "Damn it,shawn." "You made me look like a foolin front of mira." "Dude,you know deep,deep down that there is something weirdgoing on here." "With mira." "With jan suddenly appearingout of nowhere." "I'm gonna prove it to you." "I'm gonna show youthat something's going on." "No." "No more,shawn." "Stop it." "I'm serious about this." "Fine." "For you,I'll stop." "Thank you." "What are you doing here?" "Well,I was hoping to speakwith jan for a minute." "Jann." "I won't call him that." "Yeah,he's off playing golfwith my father." "Ah,sweet." "Is that it?" "'Cause I'm busy." "Actually,there isone more thing." "Just between you and me,why'd you fake those picturesof you and jan?" "I may have been wrongabout a couple of things," "But I know for a factthat those pictures are fakes." "Jan had a shaving cutin the same place on his neck in each one of these pictures" "Even though they were takenat different times of the year." "It's gus' fault." "Really." "Ever since what happenedbetween he and I," "My parents have been skeptical of every guy I've been with." "Andy,amir,guru anupam,gay andy,anthony..." "Does gay andy knowyou call him that?" "He gave himself that name." "Look,jann and I had only beentogether for a few weeks when we decided to get married," "And I know that's crazy,but I just believein all or nothing." "You know,doing what feels right." "Are you following me,shawn?" "What,are you kidding me?" "I spent an entire season with an interpretive dance grouping buffalo." "But,see,my parentswere against this thing from the whole beginning." "So jann photoshoppedsome pictures to make it look likewe had been together for longer than we had," "And it worked." "Wait a second." "You're saying the pictureswere jan's idea?" "No,jann." "And yeah,he's the onewith the super-Fast printer." "I gotta get that." "Uh,that's comingfrom the room next door." "Mira,mira,mira!" "I said I was sorryabout what happened with mira." "I am trying to make it upto you here." "Come on,man,we haven't played golfing forever." "This is gonna be fun." "Plus,I promise to keepmy caddyshack references to a minimum." "Now,I've heard this clubis restricted," " So,uh,don't tell 'emyou're jewish." " Shawn." "I didn't sayi wouldn't make any." "What are you doing?" "The lady's tee's up there." "Dude!" "You know what would be more fun?" "Startingon the back nine." "Why can't we just startfrom here?" "I can par this holewith this putt." "Yes,yes,yes." "Great shot." "Let's go." "Shawn!" "Shawn,get back here before I add two strokesto your score!" "What's the matter with you?" "Is this the real reason you brought me golfing?" "To follow jann?" "I told you to drop it." "He's back." "There's no more case." "Dude,you're wrong." "Jan is the case." "He's the key." "You're losing it." "Gus." "Gus!" "That's the P.I.From the batting cages." "Even you have to admitthis is getting weird." "Act natural." "Hey,what are you guys doing here?" "What's up?" "Just playinga little golf." "Keeping an eye outfor suspicious meetings between shady people." "What were you and mace rhodenarguing about?" "That was nothing." "You know,I was the guywho hired him." "I was late paying,so he was kind of upset." "Maybe mira didn't tell you,but I'm a psychic,yeah." "And right now the spiritsare screaming something in my headover and over and over again." "They're saying,"so se prometer usar as penas. "" "I don't understand." "It's portuguese for"only if you promise to keepyour feathered headdress on. "" "How can you possibly do business in portugal and not speaka word of the language?" "Why did youreally miss the wedding?" " Okay,I wasn't in europe." " Yes!" "Look,the truth is,I was in another relationship." "I was in a bad situation." "I had to end it before icould get married to mira." "You were cheating on mira?" "No,all right?" "No." "Not exactly,okay?" "It started before we even met." "And I promise you,it's over now." "I know that I haven'talways been a good guy." "But being with mira,you know,it's changed me." "I realize nowthat she's the only thing in my life that matters." "And you may not believe me,but that is the truest thingI have ever said." "Look,I'd better get backbefore mira's dad despises me even more." "Shawn..." "I've been there beforewhen it comes to mira." "He's telling the truth." "Yeah,but he's definitely lying." "How can he be doing both?" "Trust me." "As someone who has occasionallydealt with half-Truths," "Jan brady is not telling useverything." "He's my informant." "I'll get the information we need." "Carlton,this is my case." "And besides,your tough-Guyinterrogation technique,it's not gonna work." "Oh,and you thinksweet and gentle's gonna get infofrom a guy like this?" "Please." "All I need is 30 seconds." "You could time me." "Fine,I'll play that game." " And I will beat you at it." " Fine." "Mcnab!" "We're commandeeringyour watch." " You're commandeering my" " Watch." "Okay." "Now watch... how I break this guy." "It's all in the eyes." "All right." "You little son of a" "Time!" "What?" "I just got started." "They're your rules." "Crap." " Hey" " Hey" "You look hungry." "Kinda." "Thanks." "So..." "What can you tell me about a refrigeration truck that was stolen a few days ago?" "Refrigeration truck?" "Oh,come on." "All I need's a name,rusty." "I know about pretty muchevery car boosted in santa barbara," "But nothing as pointless as stealinga refrigerator truck." "Honest." "Time!" "All right,cut the crap,rusty." "We both knowthat you are holding out on me." "I was eatingthat candy bar." "Well,the candy policearen't here today." "It's just me,and I gotat least 12 different charges I could pin on you." "So you better start giving me some good information." "I don't know." "Look,there's only two reasonswhy anybody steals a car." "To sell it or to use it." "Since nobody's come downto my shop to sell meyour precious little truck," "They need it for something." "Time!" "Don't you dare tell her a thing." "Oh,that's greatdetective work." "Probably why you scored a wholepoint lower than me on the exam." "Sorry to interrupt,but the chief needs youfor an important case." "They tookmy clark bar." "They took my watch." "What's going on?" "It's about mira's fiance." "I knew it." "The guy's a crook." "All right!" "Playtime's over,jan!" "I've had a bad psychic vibeabout you from the beginning." "Why don't you go aheadand tell us what you'vereally been up to?" "Whenever you're ready,jan." "Jan?" "Let's do a loop." "I knew jann was bad news." "Wow,gus,you were so right." "Why didn't I listen to you?" "We need to find outwho killed him." "That's a good idea." "Dude,I have a theory." "I don't think jan and macewere just arguing about money." "What elsewere they arguing about?" "I don't know yet." "But I want to talkto lassie and jules." "Let's go." "Oh,yeah,um,I'm notgonna be able to make it." "I'ma go by the winery." "Mira called." "She was wonderingif I would come by." "Gus." "I'll be fine,shawn." "I just wanna be therefor her as a friend." "All right." "Cool." "Oh,good." "You're all here." "I'm having a psychic visionabout jan," "And I have a theoryabout who may have killed him." "Let's just takea step back,mr." "Spencer." "Wha" "I just gotthe fingerprint results from the refrigeratortruck case." "Do you wanna take turnswith this?" "Take turns?" "What's going on here?" "O'hara and I havea little competition-Excuse me." "Competition?" "It is nota competition." "Lassiter is just being a childabout his detective exam score." "Wait,the D.E.T.?" "I took that when I was 15." "I got 100." " I'm sorry." "You said you gota perfect score?" " Yeah." " And you were 15?" " Yeah." "Why?" "What did you guys get?" "You know,it's probably changeda lot since then." "You really can't compare it." "Apples and oranges." "He cheated on me,and then he lied to me about missing the wedding,and w he's dead." " I know exactlyhow you feel." " Really?" "Well... no." "I always knew that there wassomething wrong with jann." "From the very beginning,there was a little voice inside me that saidit was all wrong," "But I didn't listen'cause he had andy's laugh," "And gay andy's sense of style,and your heart." "At least that'swhat I thought." "What was that?" "I don't know,but my parents are gone,and the vineyard's closed." "Somebody's been in here." "Yeah,I think maybe we shouldcall the police." "Good idea." "Officer mcnab,you were saying?" "Uh,yeah,the lab matchedone of the prints from the gold lighterthat was dropped" "When the truck was stolen to a known convictnamed marcus ridley,A.K.A. Mike ray,A.K.A." "Ow,ow,ow,my eyes!" "It's burning!" "It's stinging!" " Stuff that old women carrying their purses!" " Velamints?" " No,it's more of an aerosol." " Binaca!" "It's not a breath freshener!" "Mace!" "Yes." "Mace rhoden." "That's right." "Was the truck yellow?" "Well,more like a mustard,but yeah." "Oh,I'm getting another vision." "Two,two,two visions in one." "It's gus and the trucking the same place." "Gus is in danger." "We have to save gus!" "Come on!" "All right,I leftmr." "And mrs." "Gaffney a message," "But gus isn't picking up at all." "Someone give me a gun." " No." " No." "What exactlyis going on?" "Okay,okay,remember when I said that jan anglund didn't exist?" "Well,technically I was right." "You know what?" "Forget that." "I was totally right." "He's not jan anglund." "He's a con man workingwith mace rhoden," "The guy who stoleyour mustard refrigerator truck." "Keep talking." "Well,a few months ago,they started a long con on mira gaffney." "The plan was for janto romance mira and marry her on the beaching santa barbara." "But mira's parents askedtoo many questions." "So jan doctoredthe photos to convince themto have the wedding." "See,my parents were againstthis thing from the beginning," "So jann photoshoppedsome pictures to make it looklike we've been together for longer than we had," "And it worked." "The wedding was merely a cover," "So that mira's father wouldshut down the winery for a day." "Jan intended to leave miraat the altar," "While mace brokeinto david gaffney's cellar to steal his pricelesswine collection and skip town." "But there was no robberyat the winery." "And jan didn't skip town." "He came back." "He had a change of heart." " Oh,don't" " There's something about mira." "Jan was telling the truthand lying at the same time." "The truth is,I was in another relationship." "I was in a bad situation." "I had to end itbefore I could marry mira." "His other relationshipwas with his partner mace." "He ended itbecause he actually fell in love with mira" "And couldn'tgo through with the plan." "That's why they arguedat the golf course." "And that's why mace killed him." "But why is guster in trouble?" "Because it's thursday night,lassie." "The gaffneys are movingtheir most expensive bottles of wine to napa tomorrow." "Meaning that maceis stealing them right now!" "Somebody give me a gun!" " No." " No." "Then drive faster!" "That's my best friend in there!" "Good!" "You got my message." "Yeah,we looked." "We can't find 'em anywhere." "The wine cellar." "Gus!" "Gus!" "Don't shoot!" "Everything's okay." " Mira?" " Mom!" "What is going on here?" "What have you gotten her into?" "Gus!" "Don't speak." "I can tell you preciselywhat happened here,sir." "Gus and mira discovered,uh,mace rhoden robbing the cellar." "He pulled a gun." "He tied them up." "And gus assessed the situation and devisedthe following brilliant plan." "He finessed them loose." "He told mira to performher dragon-Headed bar trick that made him fall for herin the first place," "Triggering the sprinklers." "They wrestledover the gun." "Mira fainted." "And we walked in just as gusD.T.D.'D the bad guy." "Well done,guster." "Well done." "Thank you,sir." "Very impressive." "Yeah,very quick thinking." "I was just doing whatanyone would have done." "Honey,let's get youout of here." " But I don't remem" " Darling,come here." "Come on,sweetie." "Come on,sweetie." "Yep." "Let's go." "Yeah,it's time to go." "God,he's all wet." "Here." "Dude,that's nothow it happened." "I know." "Mace's cigarette triggeredthe sprinklers,and he slipped and fell?" "And then I may have knockedmira over as I ran away." "Let's keep that last partto ourselves." "You bet." "You guys,it's been such a crazy week." "But thanks to you both,I'm gonna get through it." "So thank you." "Oh,oh,shawn,gus and me are gonna go rock climbingin rattlesnake canyon." "And then I'm gonna teach himhow to hang glide off cathedral peak." "And it's gonna be so amazing." "Do you wanna come?" "You know what,mira?" "We just got a call from a prospective client." "Something about a ghosting a ballroom." "We should probablygo work on that." "Is that okay,mira?" "Oh,of course." "I totally understand." "You guysdo amazing work." "But I just wanna see you both before I leave." "Mira's moving to greenlandto save polar bears." "Of course you are." "Do you wanna come visitfor christmas?" " Gus is coming for christmas." " I am?" "Yeah,remember?" "We talked about this,silly." "Think about it." "Bye." "Thanks again,guys." "Dude,thank you for that." "And thank youfor putting up with me throughout this whole thing." "I know I was a little" " Whipped." " No." " Gay?" " No." "Annoying?" "Well,I was gonna say love struck,but,sure,fine." "And once again,I just wanna say for the record," "I'm sorry I never told youabout being married." "I understand." "Now I really understand." "Besides,I've been feelinga little guilty myself." "About what?" "About not telling youthat I too was married." "What?" "You were not married,shawn." "Please." "This is a fake,right?" "I know this is fake." "You photoshopped this." "Shawn,get back here!" "You trying to tell me you wentskydiving with a rabbi?" "Shawn!"