"GEE, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* ONE IS A GENIUS" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE *" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN *" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSY WORTH *" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "HELLO, EVERYONE." "DO YOU WANT TO ACQUIRE REAL ESTATE" "WITH NO MONEY DOWN, NO PAYMENTS, AND INCREASE YOUR FACIAL HAIR?" "YES, I DO." "NOW, SMILE." "NO, NO, BRAIN." "A REAL SMILE." "POIT!" "OH, THAT WAS GLORIOUS." "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "JIMMY BRAIN." "YOU LOSS IS MY GAIN." "I SEE." "WHAT FLOOR?" "I'LL TAKE IT!" "ZORT!" "WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PUSHPINS, BRAIN?" "MY REAL ESTATE HOLDINGS" "AS OF 9:32 P.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME, PINKY." "USING MY OWN PATENTED JIMMY BRAIN TECHNIQUE," "I HAVE ALREADY SUCCEEDED IN PURCHASING, WITH NO MONEY DOWN," "EVERY APARTMENT, CONDO, AND OFFICE SPACE ON THE PLANET" "ABOVE THE 39th FLOOR." "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "JIMMY BRAIN." "YOUR LOSS IS MY GAIN." "WHAT FLOOR?" "I'LL TAKE IT." "EGAD, BRAIN, WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO LIVED ABOVE THE 39th FLOOR?" "DID THEY ALL LOSE THEIR HOMES?" "OF COURSE NOT, PINKY." "I WOULD NEVER--WELL..." "THERE WAS THAT ONE GUY IN FLORIDA," "BUT I'LL MAKE IT UP TO HIM." "OOH!" "OOH!" "I KNOW, BRAIN." "WHY DON'T YOU SEND HIM..." "THE INCREDIBLE JIMMY BRAIN NO-SPILL COFFEE MUG?" "HA HA!" "IT'S NOT EXACTLY NO-SPILL, IS IT?" "OH." "WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT, UM..." "THE INCREDIBLE JIMMY BRAIN SPILL COFFEE MUG?" "CAREFUL, PINKY." "YOU MAY BE EMITTING THINGS" "THAT ARE DEPLETING THE OZONE." "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "[RING]" "JIMMY BRAIN." "YOUR LOSS IS MY GAIN." "LISTEN HERE, JIMMY BRAIN!" "YOU TOOK MY RETIREMENT CONDO FROM ME!" "I OUGHT TO LEAVE FLORIDA, COME OVER THERE, SEND YA FLYING!" "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TO DO ABOUT IT?" "WELL, I'LL-- UM, UH..." "I'LL SEND YOU THE INCREDIBLE JIMMY BRAIN NO-SPILL COFFEE MUG," "NO CHARGE." "OOH, HE SOUNDED MAD, BRAIN." "WELL, WHEN I RULE THE WORLD," "I'LL MAKE HIM FIRE CHIEF OR SOMETHING." "NOW, PINKY, TO BUSINESS." "[SQUEAKS]" "IN TONIGHT'S PLAN OF GLOBAL DOMINATION, PINKY," "WE SHALL MELT THE POLAR ICE CAPS," "FLOODING THE ENTIRE PLANET UP TO THE 39th FLOOR," "THEREBY LEAVING ME IN CONTROL" "OF THE ONLY USABLE REAL ESTATE ON EARTH." "EGAD, BRAIN," "ASTOUNDING!" "HOW DO YOU DO IT?" "WITH A LITTLE THING CALLED THINKING." "OOH, BRAIN, WE'RE GOING TO NEED A HUGE MAGNIFYING GLASS." "ONE ALREADY EXISTS, PINKY" "THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE." "AS ANY THINKING PERSON KNOWS," "THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS GOING UP TONIGHT" "WITH AN INTERNATIONAL CREW." "REALLY?" "I HADN'T HEARD." "WE WILL POSE AS EUROPEAN SCIENTISTS AND GO UP IN THE SHUTTLE." "THEN WE WILL ALTER THE HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE" "SO IT CONCENTRATES THE SUN'S RAYS ON THE ICE CAPS," "MELTING THEM." "AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE OURS." "PINKY..." "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" "I DON'T KNOW." "COMES AND GOES." "LET US GO." "WE'VE GOT A SHUTTLE LAUNCH TO MAKE." "THE AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM, PINKY." "YOU'RE A GOOD READER, BRAIN." "NARF!" "OH!" "OOH!" "I HAVE AN IDEA." "IF I SCRUNCH DOWN JUST A LITTLE," "I CAN FOOL THEM INTO THINKING I'M UNDER 12." "[LAUGHS]" "I DON'T THINK SCRUNCHING IS NECESSARY." "UNH!" "UNH!" "UHH!" "UNH!" "UNH!" "OOMP!" "UNNHH!" "UHHHHHH!" "NARRFFF!" "LOOK AT ALL THE PLANES, BRAIN." "YES." "A PANTHEON OF AVIATION." "A SHRINE TO LOFTY GOALS." "THINGIES HANGING ON WIRES!" "ANTI G-FORCE SUITS, PINKY." "TO COUNTERACT THE INTENSE" "FORCES OF GRAVITY THAT A JET PILOT FEELS," "THEY INFLATE." "INFLATE!" "[AIR HISSES]" "Pinky:" "HA HA!" "WOW!" "HOO HOO HOO!" "HOO HOO HA HA!" "YAHH!" "HOO HA HOO!" "QUIET, PINKY." "OOP!" "RIGHT." "THERE, PINKY-- THE JET THAT WILL DELIVER US" "TO THE SPACE SHUTTLE IN TIME FOR THE LAUNCH" "THE SIGMUND G-4 ZIGGY," "AN EXPERIMENTAL JET FIGHTER." "THEY NEVER USED THEM?" "NO." "THE PILOTS WERE TOO EMBARRASSED TO FLY THEM." "THEY SOLD THEM ALL TO ICELAND IN 1958." "LET'S GO." "WOOAAWW!" "WHOOH!" "HA HA HA HA!" "NARF!" "AAAHHH..." "OH!" "WHOA..." "OH!" "OHHH!" "UNH!" "HA HA!" "OOH, NICE ENTRANCE, BRAIN." "TO QUOTE THE PEE-WEE HERMAN" ""I MEANT TO DO THAT."" "EGAD, BRAIN." "DO YOU THINK THE OLD GIRL'S STILL GOT SOME LIFE IN HER?" "PINKY, I PARTICULARLY DETEST THE PRACTICE" "OF REFERRING TO A MODE OF TRANSPORTATION" "WITH THE FAMILIAR APPELLATION "OLD GIRL."" "TRANSPORTATION?" "I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY MOTHER." "NARF!" "WHOO-HOO, BRAIN!" "ARE WE GOING TO PUSH IT" "TO THE EDGE OF THE ENVELOPE?" "NO, PINKY." "WE MAY, HOWEVER, REACH THE STICKY PART." "NOW TO KENNEDY SPACE CENTER AND THEN THE WORLD!" "I FEEL THE NEED..." "THE NEED FOR EXPEDITIOUS VELOCITY!" "[CRASH]" "BRAIN!" "BRAIN!" "WE'VE GOT AN INBOUND BOGIE" "CONTACT 20 LEFT HEADING 2-7-0" "AT 13 MILES, 700 KNOTS AND CLOSING." "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, PINKY?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "INGMAR, DON'T LET ME FORGET" "I NEED TO TAKE MY FISH PASTE SANDWICHES ON THE SHUTTLE." "I ONLY HOPE WE REACH KENNEDY BEFORE TAKEOFF TIME, NIKKI." "THIS OLD GIRL DOES NOT HAVE THE LIFE IN HER" "WHICH SHE WAS PREVIOUSLY HAVING." "OOH!" "OHH!" "AMERICAN SKY HOGS!" "YOU MADE ME DROP MY SANDWICH OF FISH PASTE!" "PINKY, WHEN WE ARRIVE AT KENNEDY," "REMEMBER TO USE THE ACTUAL NAMES OF THE FOREIGN ASTRONAUTS." "I WILL BE DR. INGMAR HOSTWAX." "AND YOU ARE?" "MMM..." "YOU'VE GOT ME THERE, BRAIN." "I ARE WHO?" "TAKE THE WHEEL, PINKY." "OOH!" "YOU ARE DR. NIKKI JIGGLEITALITTLEITLLOPEN." "HA HA HA HA!" "OH, GREAT NAME!" "JIGGLEITALITTLE- LITTLELITTLELITTLE..." "YES." "TAKE THE WHEEL AGAIN, PINKY." "WH-WHAT WAS THAT FOR, BRAIN?" "TIME WILL TELL, PINKY." "TIME WILL TELL." "Man:" "WHERE THE SAM HILL ARE THOSE TWO, ANYWAY?" "WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LIGHT THIS CANDLE HOURS AGO!" "NOW, FLOYD, CALM DOWN." "IT'S A LONG FLIGHT FROM THEIR COUNTRY," "ESPECIALLY IN AN OLD ZIGGY G-4." "THAT'S ANOTHER THING." "WHY ARE WE MONKEYING AROUND" "WITH PEOPLE FROM SOME DINKY LITTLE COUNTRY" "THAT CAN'T EVEN, FOR PETE SAKES, AFFORD A DECENT AIRPLANE?" "NOBODY FLIES ZIGGIES ANYMORE." "HEY, HEY." "GO EASY." "WE DON'T WANT TO START AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT." "WHAT HAVE THEY EVER GIVEN THE WORLD," "EXCEPT CURVY FURNITURE AND SOME PASTRY" "WHERE IF YOU PUT IT IN A MICROWAVE," "THE FILLING GETS SO HOT, YOU BURN YOUR TONGUE" "EVEN IF THE ICING'S ICE COLD!" "AAH!" "THIS DARN COFFEE MUG!" "GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE!" "OOH." "WHAT'S WITH FLOYD?" "OH, HE GOT BURNED IN SOME REAL ESTATE DEAL." "HE'S BALLISTIC ABOUT IT." "Floyd:" "HEY!" "YOU HEAR ME BLABBING ABOUT YOU?" "ABOUT YOUR HAIR TRANSPLANT?" "OR YOUR NOSE JOB?" "DARN RIGHT!" "'CAUSE I RESPECT PEOPLE'S SECRETS." "Man:" "FLOYD, I GOT A VECTOR 0-9-0 BOGIE." "YEAH?" "WHAT IS IT, SMITTY?" "I DON'T KNOW." "IT'S FAINT, BUT IT'S GETTING CLOSER." "[JET ENGINES]" "CRIPES!" "IT'S THAT ZIGGY!" "THEY'RE HERE!" "NICE WORK, SMITTY." "GREETINGS, GENTLEMEN." "WHAT'S WITH THEIR ARMS?" "I-I THINK HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HUG." "OH, FOR CORN'S SAKE." "I'M FLOYD NESBIT, GROUND CONTROL CHIEF." "AND YOU ARE?" "DR. INGMAR HOSTWAX." "I'M, UM..." "NARF!" "EGAD, BRAIN, I FORGOT MY NAME." "WELL, THEN, IT'S A GOOD THING I BOPPED YOU" "WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE, ISN'T IT?" "WELL, DOCTOR, WHAT'S YOUR MISSION HERE?" "ACTUALLY, I'M A LABORATORY MOUSE BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION." "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "AAH, FOR CORN'S SAKE!" "THEY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!" "JUST A BUNCH OF GOBBLEDYGOOK." "FLOYD, CALM DOWN." "YOU DON'T WANT TO INSULT THEIR COUNTRY." "AHH, GET THEM ONBOARD AND OUT OF MY SIGHT!" "COUNTDOWN COMMENCING AS OF NOW." "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1." "OH!" "STOP THE LAUNCH!" "WHO ARE YOU GUYS?" "I AM DR. INGMAR HOSTWAX," "AND HE IS DR. NIKKI JIGGLEITALITTLEITLLOPEN." "THEN..." "WHO ARE THOSE GUYS ON THE SHUTTLE?" "NARF!" "POIT!" "THEY ARE IMPOSTORS." "ZORT." "POIT." "[BABBLING]" "I DON'T BUY IT." "TAKE THEM AWAY AND LOCK THEM UP." "BUT WHY?" "WHY?" "FOR ONE THING, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH." "THEY DON'T." "OHH!" "THIS COULD MEAN WAR!" "OH, I'M REALLY SCARED." "NOW, WHERE WAS I?" "OH, YEAH." "IGNITION." "AAAHHH..." "OOOH!" "UHHH!" "UHH!" "OOF!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "WH" "AAAH!" "OOH!" "[ALL CHEERING]" "CAN IT!" "AAH!" "THIS DARN COFFEE MUG!" "EGAD, BRAIN." "WE MADE IT." "YES, PINKY," "AND I'VE ALREADY LEARNED ONE THING" "MASSIVE BODILY CONTUSIONS HURT EVERY BIT AS MUCH WHEN YOU'RE WEIGHTLESS." "AN AMAZING SIGHT, PINKY." "THIS PRECIOUS GLOBE..." "THIS JEWEL IN THE NIGHT SKY..." "THIS SPACESHIP EARTH." "OH!" "OH, BRAIN." "WHAT IS IT, PINKY?" "I THINK I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE." "BRAIN, WHAT WE GOING TO DO NOW?" "WE WAIT." "WE WAIT UNTIL OUR ORBIT PASSES THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE." "OOH!" "OOH!" "BRAIN, I KNOW!" "WHILE WE'RE WAITING," "WE CAN SING THE GILLIGAN'S ISLAND THEME SONG!" "PLEASE, PINKY." "BESIDES," "I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE EPISODE OF THAT INSIPID SHOW." "OH, WHICH ONE WAS IT?" "I KNOW THEM ALL." "IT WAS THE ONE WHERE THAT INNOCUOUS DUNDERHEAD GILLIGAN" "RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE." "HMM." "DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN THAT ONE." "HEY, INGMAR, NIKKI, GIVE US A HAND WITH THIS EXPERIMENT, HUH?" "WE'RE CHARTING THE EFFECTS OF WEIGHTLESSNESS ON LAB ANIMALS." "HEY!" "OOP!" "HA!" "[LAUGHING] EEE!" "LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE TAILS!" "HA HA HA HA!" "THIS IS SICK." "AH--AH!" "PINKY." "THE HUBBLE." "HA HA!" "LOOK AT HIS TAIL!" "HA HA HA HA!" "PINKY!" "HUP!" "OOF!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOMPH!" "HA HA!" "OHH!" "OOMP!" "OOF!" "WHOA!" "OH!" "OH!" "OHH!" "OOH!" "NARF!" "NOW, PINKY, DESTINY AWAITS." "DEFLATE!" "THE SHUTTLE HAS ONLY ONE EXTRAVEHICULAR SUIT" "WITH A LIFELINE ATTACHED." "WE'LL HAVE TO SHARE IT." "OH, IT'S OK, BRAIN." "I ALREADY WENT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "[HEAVY BREATHING]" "PINKY." "OH." "SORRY, BRAIN." "SINUS." "[HEAVY BREATHING]" "THERE IT IS, PINKY" "THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE DEAD AHEAD." "EGAD!" "IT'S AMAZING A BIG THING LIKE THAT" "JUST DOESN'T FALL DOWN." "[GASPS] HUH?" "WHAT THE?" "I'LL BE CHUCK YEAGER'S CHEWING GUM!" "SHUTTLE, THIS IS MISSION CONTROL!" "WHAT IN MY AUNT DAISY'S DELICATES ARE YOU TWO DOING?" "WE CAN'T HELP IT!" "HA HA!" "THEIR TAILS ARE SO CUTE!" "WELL..." "WHERE ARE THEM FOREIGN FELLOWS?" "FLOYD, WE'RE PICKING UP AN UNSCHED EXTRA VEHIC." "CAN'T ANYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH AROUND HERE?" "WHAT THE?" "WHO'S THAT?" "UHH!" "UH!" "UHH..." "UHH..." "UH!" "JUST MAKE..." "ONE MORE TURN." "AYE, AYE, BRAIN." "EHHH..." "EUHH!" "NARF!" "IT'S BEGINNING TO ROTATE." "I HEAR 2 OF THEM." "WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?" "I, UH..." "THINK THEY'RE SHARING THE SAME SUIT, SIR." "THIS IS SICK." "YES, PINKY." "BEHOLD THE APPROACHING ALIGNMENT OF THE SUN!" "EGAD, BRAIN!" "PINKY?" "BRAIN?" "WHO ARE THESE GUYS?" "Nikki:" "THEY'RE IMPOSTORS!" "JA!" "IMPOSTORS, WE TELL YOU!" "PIPE DOWN!" "AHH, THIS COFFEE MUG!" "I'LL GET YOU, JIMMY BRAIN!" "BRAIN?" "AAAAHHHH!" "THIS IS A TREMENDOUS MOMENT, PINKY." "WE STAND UPON THE THRESHOLD OF GREATNESS." "WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?" "TROZ." "I SEE." "JIMMY BRAIN!" "JIMMY BRAIN!" "JIMMY BRAIN!" "LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO SEND YOU FLYING AFTER ALL." "I'M CUTTING YOUR LEASH!" "CUTTING YOUR LEASH!" "PINKY, I FEEL AS IF MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME." "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MR. REAL ESTATE HUSTLER!" "B-BRAIN!" "NARF!" "POIT!" "B-ZORT!" "BRAIN!" "SUDDENLY, THIS SEEMS LIKE A BAD PLACE TO BE." "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "AAAAHHHH!" "OH!" "Brain:" "SANCTUARY." "[BOTH GASPING]" "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU, KIND" "[BOTH GASP]" "[GROWLS]" "DOG." "[GROWLING]" "[PINKY AND BRAIN SCREAM]" "[DOG BARKS]" "[PINKY AND BRAIN SCREAM]" "[DOG BARKS] [MICE SCREAM]" "[SPEAKING RUSSIAN GIBBERISH]" "[ALL SPEAKING RUSSIAN GIBBERISH]" "WHA?" "OH!" "CAPITAN!" "[SPEAKING RUSSIAN GIBBERISH]" "[YELPS]" "DURH..." "DURH..." "DURH..." "ERR..." "DURH..." "[BOTH GASP]" "ALIENS!" "RUN AWAY!" "RUN AWAY!" "Brain:" "I'M HAVING A BAD DAY." "NARF." "I DON'T KNOW, BRAIN." "THIS ISN'T A BAD LIFE, REALLY," "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED." "I'M DEVELOPING QUITE A TASTE FOR CAVIAR." "PINKY, PLEASE." "I'M TRYING TO PLAN FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHY?" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY" "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "[RUSSIANS SINGING] * THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BRAIN" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS."