"Bye!" "Oh, the natural beauty is stunning." "Just perfect for your next condo development." "Next time, we take the helicopter." "Beautiful." "Let's go." "If we ever take another hike, we're driving." " What is it?" " Some kind of wild pig." "Just walk around it." "You don't want to mess with me." "I know important people." "I'm a vice president..." " Michael!" " I have a parking space." "So, what'll it be today?" "Ham salad or today's special, peanut butter and pineapple?" "Can't you make anything besides sandwiches?" "Oh, yeah, panini," " What's that?" " That's Italian for sandwiches." "Warning:" "Experiment 601 activated," "Primary function: hand-to-hand combat," "No match for me." "I'll have this one caught in no time." "Yeah." "Oh, man!" "You are a skateboard genius." "Thanks, Lilo." "What's your dog doing?" "He's just curious." " Hey!" "My shoes!" " He only eats the left ones." " My macadamia nuts." " Can I try your skateboard?" "Thanks!" "Dude, I don't know." "I should give you a couple lessons first." "I don't need lessons." "I'm a natural." "Suit yourself." "Why don't you just try it again?" "Put all the weight on your nose and lean forward." "I'm the skateboarding queen of the universe!" "Crazy bail!" "Are you OK?" "Skateboarding is stupid." "Hey, no pain, no gain." "You can't expect to learn it all in one try." "I tried twice!" "This time I'll teach you how to stop." "I know how to stop." "I'm stopping skateboarding!" "Let's go, Stitch." "If Keoni had a better skateboard, I wouldn't have fell." "Are you OK?" "Why are you walking backwards?" "Maybe you just need a coffee break." "This is a grande, That's café talk for large." "Better?" "What happened to you?" "You look like my doll Scrumpf after she got run over." "We were attacked on your so-called tranquil Makika Trail by some hideous purple pig with four arms!" "I'm a vice president." "Did you hear that, Stitch?" "A purple pig with four arms!" "Cousin!" "Yes, X-601." "There's trouble." "He is big bully." "Sole purpose is to pick fights." "Will defeat anyone, except maybe 626." "No experiment can beat Stitch." "Stitch is undefeatable!" "Right, Stitch?" "Come on." "We've gotta catch 601, and you're driving." "You really aren't yourself today, are you?" "Oh, man!" "601 beat up a bunch more tourists!" "Drive faster!" "Now, keep your eyes out." "601 is around here somewhere." "You don't scare Stitch." "He's the greatest fighter in the universe!" "Show him, Stitch." "And he can see forever, even in the dark!" "And he can lift 3,000 times his weight!" "So get ready to have your keister kicked!" "As soon as he pulls his face out of the mud." "Stitch, you OK?" "Don't mess with me!" "I took on Myrtle Edmonds." "Of course, she only has two arms." " Well, what have we here?" " Big stinky head!" "Looks like your little pet was no match for 601." "What, you want to fight?" "You think you can take me, trog?" "Well, bring it on." "Stitch!" "Get up!" "Move your tail!" "We gotta get out of here." "Now!" "Come on!" "You want a piece of me?" "He doesn't need a shot, does he?" "We see." "Is printing test results now." "What on Earth is that rattling?" "Sweet marmalade, Jumba!" "What have you done to the little monster now?" "Jumba's diagnosing Stitch 'cause he's sick." "What are you knitting?" "My very own Earth sock." " So what's wrong with him?" " I will be knowing in one moment." " I see." "I have diagnosis." " What is it?" "He ate macadamia nut." " That's it?" " Is that bad?" "Normally, macadamia nut is delicious snack, but data indicates he also ate tennis shoe." " A left one!" "But he spit it up." " Not soon enough." "Combination palmitoleic acid in macadamia nut oil and tennis shoe rubber created same chemical compound as Krazzonite." "Krazzonite!" "It's toxic stuff." "It ruins your complexion." "Ruined mine, anyway." "So what did that stuff do to Stitch?" "Caused system to shut down." "Is like computer crashing." "Wiped out all training memory." "626's superpowers go super-kaput," "How will he stop 601 if he can't remember how to fight?" " We'll have to retrain from scratch." " You did it once." " You could do it again, right?" " Wrong." "Last time, training gave me slipped disk." "So who's gonna retrain Stitch?" "Me?" "Excellent idea!" "Here are training manuals." "Must retrain in agility, hand-eye coordination, and strength." "Wishing you for good luck." "You're supposed to jump out of the way." "But no pain, no gain!" "We're still in training." "It's like Keoni said, "No pain, no gain. "" "If you don't practise, you don't get perfect." "Training..." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "This just in: the purple pugilist pig was just seen running down Pier 13," "It appears he's headed for Muscle Bay!" "Almost, but not yet." "We've got one more training manual to go." " Fighting Four-armed Beasts," " Stitch ready." "Don't you think this might come in handy?" "Stitch, no!" "You're gonna get your keister kicked!" "Stitch!" "Can I borrow these?" "I'll bring them back, I promise." "Thanks!" "Hey!" "Keoni!" "Look out!" " Lilo!" " I can't stop!" "How do you stop this thing?" "Thanks, Keoni." " I gotta go." " What's the big hurry?" "I was teaching Stitch how to fight a monster, and he ran off before he was ready." "Just like a friend of mine who ran off before I could teach her how to stop." "OK, I'm wrong." "Now gimme!" "You're not going anywhere on a board, not till I teach you how to stop." "OK, but hurry!" "How could it beat me?" "I'm an expert at 12 martial arts!" " Judo, Glaxian jujitsu..." " You're lying." "The only martial art you know is tae-kwon-get-your-butt-kicked." " I will not be made a fool of." " Too late." "I will capture you." "Come on." "Get him, brother." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Body blow." "Body blow." "Come on." "That's it." "That's it." "Wait your turn, brother." "Hey, that's the purple pig that's been beating on everyone!" "Let's get him!" "OK, I'm good for today." " Don't want to overdo it." " Yeah." "That's it for me." "Bye-bye." "I have to pick up my mom." "Stitch!" "It's me!" "Jumba?" " Pretty close." " Lilo!" "I think I can save you, but you have to let me teach you." ""Chapter 26." "Fighting four-armed monsters. "" "It says, "Roll into a ball. "" "Now a butt-head!" "I mean, a head-butt!" "Slide to the left!" "Hey, squid eyes." "The little guy's getting slammed." "Now's your chance." " I'm waiting for them to tire out." " Right." "You're just chicken." " Triple flingo." " Triple flingo." "Triple flingo." "Here!" ""Defend with a Krazoorkian buzundi bat. "" "We don't play buzundi ball here!" "Finally, capture your four-armed monster with a Laksurite lasso." "You did it, Stitch!" "Naptime." "I understand." "You rest." "I'll drive." "Now's your best shot, unless you can't handle the little girl." "I'll take both of these tired little trogs." "Stay away from them, stinky head!" " Careful, that's my bad leg!" " Bye-bye." "All right, you little brat." "You asked for it!" "Hey, stinky head!" "This way!" "Stop calling me that." "Got you!" "Oh, blitznak." " I don't know how to stop!" " I'll teach you." "Stinky head." "There goes that tae-kwon-get-your-butt-kicked!" "Thanks." "Teaching is good." "Yeah, good." "But what are we gonna do with your little cousin, Kixx?" "Teaching is good." "That's right, You can have your own copy of Kickboxing with Kixx forjust $9,95!" "Here's how to order..." "Hey, stinky head, just order the tape, already." "Don't call me that!"