"Sponsored by" "Special thanks" "Presents" "Was that a...?" "Was that a police man?" "Cop?" " Dude, we killed a cop!" " We?" "So he simply died before we ran over him?" " Linares, you were driving like a crazy motherfucker." "You were talking about the Poc duck, dude." "You got him killed drunk ass!" " Fuck!" "Don't tell me that Chente!" "That sounds awful man!" "I don't know why we got out the car guys, let's go!" " What's wrong Linares?" " Fuck, my girl's gonna kill me¦" "Let's go to Guate now!" " I think, he died a minute before you ran over him." "I saw him touching his chest like he was having a heart attack." " Mijo, What are you doing?" " I'm giving my opinion." " Why are you carrying Chacha?" "!" " You told me to keep an eye on him!" " I don't know where you guys studied but when you run over a cop..." "And especially if he looks dead..." "You better leave." "That's what we have to do!" " Mijo!" " What?" "!" " Killer cunts!" " Mijo, keep an eye open!" "Chente, let's move him!" " Let's check if he's carrying some cash." " What are you talking about?" " Give me a hand, let's move him." "Leave the car alone..." "Knock it off!" " What in the name of heaven was this bastard doing up here?" " Who knows man, but¦" " Throw him off the cliff." " In there?" " Over there." " Hey guys, watch out!" "Here comes a car!" " To the trunk." " Here it comes now!" " Fuck wait up, why the trunk?" " We gotta hide the body, or what...?" " But the cliff was just right there!" " It was, but we must hide him!" " Fuck, but it was just about let him go off the cliff!" " I shit my pants dude he doesn't fit in, God damn." " Show me the other shoe man!" "THE 4 BEERS" "'Cause life itself is nearly a joke" "Working so hard to obtain nothing at all" "Such as a leaf that falls blown by the wind" "Landstothegroundandgetseatenbyworms" "If it's just a brief story ...why should I worry?" " Chente" " Mijo, now what?" " Where are we gonna buy the beers?" " What beers?" "Beers for what?" " Don't you remember that was Chacha's last wish?" " Look man, not now¦ I don't give a damn about Chacha." "Besides, why are you carrying him, dude?" "Later on we do the ceremony of the motherfucker." "But let's concentrate in the fresh blood first." "Let all your worries escape with sunset ...and to prevent monotony to capture me" "I get rid of all my luggage" "'Cause by being free there's nothing to lose" "I feel like Superman but with no cape and no powers...¦" "Living intensely and outrageously" "Living like there's no tomorrow owow...¦" "Living like there's no tomorrow owow...¦" " They sale tasty ice-creams in here..." "Why didn't you go to a parking lot like everyone else?" "There's one, right there." "Then we gotta pay the parking, and come back and pick it up." "Relax, this is a nice spot." "Give me a break." " Is he dead for real?" " Don't be an ass, man!" " Do you want an ice-cream?" " Uh?" " It's on me." " Chente, try not to look as a serial killer, you freak me out!" " I can't." "Because I'm a fucking killer!" " You're just my partner in crime." "I'm the killer." " Mijo" " What?" " Do you have minutes?" " Yes, I do." "Well, not exactly it's more like a plan with internet." " Ok, give me the cellphone." "Let's go that way, or maybe the other way, it looks more solitary." " Who are you texting?" " Non of your business!" "So the lake is this way, isn't it?" " So, where do I press?" "What the fuck do I hit?" " Hit this one." "Let's go over there." "But I'm gonna leave the cellphone in the car, otherwise the stalking will start all over again, man." "Ganjah my friend?" "I know that there still exist Poc ducks here but they are at the other side of the lake" "They are great for bussines, They can't kill them all" "Don`t you think that Poc Ducks can't swim all the way here?" "do you think they can only stay on the other side of the lake?" "Maybe they dyed their beak?" "Dude, the only bird that they dyed is the Quetzal's chest" " Do you pretend to throw a dead body and simply leave it there rotting?" " But what are the plants for?" "To clean it." " Do you think they sale beer here?" " Mijo, we gotta tie some rocks, so he doesn't float!" " Nobody is saying anything about dead men." "This is the only place where people treat the lake kindly." "Are you out of your mind?" "What's wrong with you?" "So, here's the deal." "Not here, think about a different plan." "Make up your mind!" " It looks more solitary over there." "Mijo!" "Leave it alone, damn it!" "Fuck!" "That shit wasn't moving, dumbass!" "There you go again troubling that shit!" " That's why I couldn't go to the funeral." "That night was a real mess!" "I had to spend the night at...¦" "A different place, you know?" " And that hippie what the fuck?" "Hey dude, you have 27 missed calls from that number." " It's my boss." " Mijo, we must tie him up a few heavy rocks, so he doesn't float." " I'm not getting in that boat." "I don't like the idea of getting into the lake either." " Linares what an awful plan dude!" " You think so?" " I do." " Really?" " Yeah" " For real real?" " Yes!" " Why do you say so?" "Why are we doing a Viking funeral to the fucking cop in the middle of the lake?" " Mijo, come on!" " Besides, there's a bunch of people watching... there are a few Hippies doing yoga!" " What about Chacha...?" " You can't make a living out of crime." "Don't you honey?" "Not even with that serial killer look of yours." "Let's do it tonight while everyone sleeps... obviously not now." " It's 10 am in the morning, Linares." "The sun hides right behind the volcanos you see far there." "How long are you willing to wait Mijo?" " 8 hours" " 8 hours waiting for the dawn." " it's actually more than 8 hrs." "We gotta wait for all to go to sleep." " Shut up Mijo!" " So we drink a few more and problem solved!" "After all this is why we came!" " Now we're talking!" "Fuck, that's the Pock duck man!" "Yeah right, it is the Pock duck itself dude." "Yes, they are!" "Wasn't I telling you before." "They brought them for reproduction." "Surely, they've only brought male ones." "And who brought them was a Norwegian terrorist." " Sure, but he did." " But it isn't the Pock duck!" " Smile." " Over here?" " It's cool, right?" " I can't see myself clearly." " But look, he bowed his head a little bit." "When you're being taken a photo you're supposed to lift your face." " But the photographer was supposed to tell me bro, you know." "He was supposed to tell me where to look." "I mean...¦" " Look at Chacha..." " What did he say?" " Look at Mijo like a Sheriff." " Why didn't you gave me the 20 Q's?" " And he appears smiling, you see." " But look at him..." " You could've let me to take the picture." " Mijo, he's looking like a lady.... ...sitting cross legged as those ladies who travel on the motorcycle's back seat." " If the leg would've been completely exposed, that'd be different." " No, it's cool." " Look at him, he's laughing." " No I'm not, dude." " Aren't you?" " No, this is my face when I'm about to blow my brains out!" " It's very suspicious to think that Chacha had a last wish." "Let's pretend you're driving your motorcycle and your skipping shit." "'Cause if your driving a motorcycle and you're not skipping shit, what an ass..." "So you're straight ahead and the street takes you to a close end." "and here comes a taxi, which by the way is also skipping shit." "And hits you..." "Takes you to the end of the street." "During those last seconds, you're not thinking about your last wish..." "And your friends drinking another 4 beers and so fort." "You just think..." "taxi driver son of a bitch!" " Shut the fuck up, man!" "Come on dude, we have already said no to you." "Look man, Chacha killed himself, don't be a fool!" "So, that's why you must go to your friend's funeral." "No thank you, man!" "No, thank you..." "Thank you, no spanish..." " Ok." "Excuse me." "Thanks." " I'm not getting on a boat." "Mijo..." "Shut up!" "But, why did you check Mijo's cellphone when you said San Pedro?" "I don't know what you're talking about." " You checked Mijo's cellphone when you said San Pedro!" "I wanna know why!" "I checked Mijo's cellphone because I was using it." "And it has a screen, so, I was looking at it." "Chente, when you do that sort of things is because you're stalking a..." " Fuck you Linares, I was only looking at the time." "Alright, but you were looking at Mijo's cellphone." "So, there's a reason." "Mijo." " What's up?" "Why don't you go to the store?" " What should I buy?" "Beer." "How much can I spend?" "Spend it all in beers." "Can I have an ice-cream?" "Go ahead." "Do I ask for a receipt?" " Fuck you!" "I'll be there in about 5 min... 10 minutes 10 minutes... copy" "P.A. I you to be ready when I get there." "Understood?" "And tell Tony, FUCK YOU!" "OK?" " Stop!" "Hey, what's up, how's it going, fine?" "Umm... fine." "So look, we are shooting a movie." "Would you like to get some...¦?" "Would you like to get 100 dollars?" "Umm.." "What you're looking at?" "fishy, fishy!" "Dude." "Linares, stop peeing in the lake!" "What's the problem?" "It's exactly the same to pee in here or at your bathroom." "Where do you think all the sewage goes to?" "The lake, you know..." "Where do you think the people's crap go to?" "To the lake, you know..." "So, that little kid over there, where do you think he's swimming in?" "In Crap... you know!" "If you want to save the lake get lost!" "That's the best you can do." "Give me a break!" "That's why there's no Poc duck anymore." "If you weren't about to place a plant right there...¦" " Shut up, Linares!" "So, here you go again!" " Again." "You're not listening, man!" "I'm in a whole new level but you keep..." "Of course." " Hello." "How about a cookie?" "A real bargain man." " No" " Five Q's." " Come on man." "I said no last time." " Hey" " No!" "You spent my last 20 Q's in these cookies with shitty flavor!" "He didn't have change." "But anyways if you're gonna give me money ...to then throw it on my face don't give me anything." "It's a movie that has real life scenes." "And non-real scenes." "That we manipulate..." "Hey, how's it going?" "I just need to measure the light." " No, no, go away and grab the camera." "It's 16 mm." " It'll be quick, just look at the camera." " You don't have nothing to do here." "Go over there." " But really, the light is important for the actor." " I said no, go over there." "We're shooting a film not a video." "So, the movie is about the story of a Mayan man... who is born in the lake and lives in the lake..." "Got it?" "And what he..." "by the way which village are you from?" "I'm from the City" "No, what Mayan village or ethnic group are you from?" "I'm not Mayan." "Aren't you?" "What's your last name?" "Moreno." " Haven't you finished yet?" "Or what?" "Uh?" "Moreno...¦ Wait a second." "I'll be right back." "Come with me, look..." "Look, Eyus." "I know you're stressed out." "I'm really grateful..." "I'm not sure what to say to you anymore." " What are you doing?" " I'm measuring the distance of the camera." "But, you know what?" "This fucker you brought me isn't indigenous." "Look at him." "He isn't Mayan." "But he looks Mayan to me, doesn't he?" "Uh." "You know what?" "Here's what we're gonna do?" "Look, you're Mayan in the Movie." "You hear me?" "In fact, we're all Mayans in Guatemala but we don't know it." "The crippled, the crippled, the crippled, the crippled..." "The crippled can't dance, the crippled, the crippled, the crippled." "Hey Chente." "Chente...¦" "Dude, those cookies had something." "'Cause I cant help but moving." "It's like...¦" "Don't you feel pain on your leg anymore?" "Dude, look who is comming" "Alec Baldwin..." "Alec..." "Alec" "What's up man!" "I'm not Alec Baldwin" "Alec Baldwin..." "How Come?" "What are you doing here at Panajachel?" "I am on my way home." "I'm from here." "Look at him!" "look at him!" "Chente, take a picture!" "With Mijo's cell phone?" "I can take you a picture if you like" "No, we want you in the picture!" "No one can be in a picture with Alec Baldwin here in Panajachel except for us!" "Wooah..." "Yeah!" "You rock man!" "You really rock dude!" "You're the real Alec Baldwin." "Hell yeah, you are!" "You rock!" "See ya bro." " See ya Alec." " No, I'm not him." "But if you say so." "Not like those hippies." " Course not?" " Ok then, take care, ok." "See you later guys, see ya!" "He gives the example." "Alec Baldwin." "That's giving the example dude!" "Not like those hippies, look at that shit...¦" " P.A." " Uh?" "But he's my friend" "Yes, it's ok." "Are we ready?" "Ready!" "Sound on." "It was about time." "I was rusting here." "Camera on!" "Shooting." "Sound sequence on!" "..."Paradoxes of the Underworld in Four Acts"" "Scene ..." "X..." "The Clapperboard is out of focus, lift it up." "Ready?" "Hold on Eyus, a little bit upper." "There you go." "Are we ready?" " Yes." "..."Paradoxes of the underworld in four acts Scene X,Z,1 take 1"" "Action." "Hello, I'm Usnavy­ Castulo Pérez Puac." "I'm Zutuhil, from Santiago Atitlán." "My father is ex-PAC and I don't know where he is?" "And my mother died victim of the Armed Conflict in Guatemala." "My dream is to be a singer and I'm a crack addict." "I'm freezing!" " What's the matter?" "Man, what's wrong?" " Stop!" " I said stop" " Dude you're overreacting!" " What a control freak." " Do not answer." "Don't answer, I said don't answer!" " I did" " Uh, you weren't listening at all!" " Why are you giving out my number to your girl?" " Why did you answer?" " She can hear us, dickhead!" " Hello?" " What a stubborn, you should have been stayed home" " What the fuck!" " What?" "What the hell!" "No, I was talking to this dude complaining for everything!" " I said stay behind!" " What a stubborn dickhead." " Don't touch me, motherfucker, you're gonna make me fall!" " You should've stayed." "I wish I'd known this." "I would have come with her instead." " What an stubborn asshole I am" " Back off dude!" " What?" "What?" "Yes, I know, but It's seems that today everyone's arguing with me, that's all!" "Yes man." "It's just that I'm gonna take the chance to..." "Check if I can do the meeting today before the...¦" "What?" "No, God damn it!" "Gosh, there you go again!" "Just...¦" "No, we weren't..." "I said no, we weren't kissing" "But again." "Why were you looking at my...¦ No!" "You know what!" "?" "If you keep acting like this, go to hell...¦" "What a pain in the ass!" "Chente!" " You're freaking out!" " Give me Mijo's phone!" " Say what?" " No..." "What for?" "To make a call." "My mother is a victim of the Armed Conflict" "I want to be a singer and I'm a crack addict...¦" " Get the hell out of here!" "Everybody get the fuck out of here!" "You the pale one!" "Grab your fucking equipment you shit or I'll kick it out!" "Hold on a second we are an independent crew of filmmakers." "I don't give a damn shit!" "Go piss elsewhere." "Calm down, hey look...¦ We're making a documentary of the Lake." "Here's your documentary!" "Get fuck out of here, now!" "What's up, guys!" "Look...¦ ...¦look, it is a little confusing to leave a voicemessage to myself, but" "I wanted to let you know that I'm ok and safe and so is the Chacha." "I'll take a little longer to buy the beers." "Because I ran into a chick on my way." "And she's very pretty." "She told me I'm going to appear in a movie." "And she'll pay me for it." " Why did you throw my cellphone away?" " I didn't throw it away, it simply fell." "What prefix did the number start with?" "5-0- what?" " Go get it, go find it." "I can't believe you actually threw the cellphone away." " I said it fell!" " Besides, why are you giving out my phone number, dude?" " But why did you answer?" "Chente!" "What do you want?" "No man, leave me alone!" " Ok, I'll keep Mijo's cellphone for my own!" " Go right ahead." " I'll keep it then." " Ok." " Alright." " Chente." " What?" "There are those clowns again, let's go." "Chente!" " Now what?" "Don't touch me!" "The clowns!" "They watched the whole thing." "They witnessed all." "Chente, lets get out of here!" "Why did you open the trunk?" "told ya." "Let's get the hell out Chente!" "Alright, Let them catch you!" "I know...¦" "I know what we're gonna do now." "I think I better keep going ...˜cause my friends are still waiting for me." "Could you please keep quiet?" "Listen a friend of mine, left party lawyer, I met him in exile in Mexico." "Remembered him because I saw the Che, he owes me some favors." "Why are you going to call him, if we didn't ...¦" "Welcome to PanaRock!" " Hi, How's it going!" " Here's the menu." "For you to decide what to order." "Thank you." " Would you like to order some drinks first?" "Why don't you get a vodka for me please." "With two mixed yolks in it." "How come a Q7.00 ATM debit?" "Gee!" "Unbelievable." "What a system." "That's what it was created for..." "Q7.00!" "I'm tracing you." "I'm almost there!" "Yeah!" "So now you better tell me, where are you?" "You better say it." "Where are you?" "At work, Chente!" "Don't lie to me, I saw the pictures." "Who are you with?" "Pictures?" "What are you talking about?" "Look, stop...¦" "Stop lying to me, come on say it!" "Why the fuck should I give you an explanation?" "Because I say so." "Can't you see that I do everything for you...¦ ...¦Don't hang up on me, I will...¦" "Are you with Cashmir, aren't you?" "Me and Cashmir?" "Yeah you are, aren't you?" "I'm the one who's about to hang...¦" "I'll hang up...¦." "You hear me?" "!" "Alright then, bye!" "Dude, first of all Mijo's not Mayan." "Why you say so?" "You've been filming this for more than 20 years." "You are a hypocrite." "No I'm not, Look Eyus, here's the deal." "I'm going back to basics." "Besides, the European Festivals would not know if he's Mayan or not." "You think so?" "Goodbye, It's better than a crowded room, bye, bye!" "Why does he have to be Mayan?" "You don't get it, do you?" "or else we don't get the cash." " I'll put it in altar." "Delicious!" "For the sauce, perhaps we could add some cheese, or add it a little more of garlic." " Does anybody want more bread, guys?" " Go ahead." "Tony..." "What was the question again?" "Who's gonna pay the bill?" "Is everything alright?" " Yes, everything's fine." " Anything else?" "No, thanks." " May I clear the table now?" "Sure, everything was really delicious." " Except by this." "I'll keep it, thanks." " Woud you excuse me, but...¦" "I'll go outside to have a cigarette so get youselves ready and I'll meet you there." "But they haven't brought my ice cream yet." "That's so weird..." "Tony doesn't smoke." "Yes, everything's fine, thank you." "Would you bring the bill?" " It's my pleasure." "Get up, asshole!" "Who's supposed to pay the bill?" "You are." "Me?" "But I've only got what Chente gave me." "Move your asses!" "I've only got what Chente gave me for the beers." "Hey guys!" "Who is paying the bill!" "?" "Well, thanks for the opportunity." "I'd better keep moving." "My friends are waiting for..." "And could you give me my 100 dollars?" "'Cause I have to join my friends you know...¦" "Gee!" "Chacha...¦!" "There's not a soul in this town." "Anybody home?" "Anybody...¦!" "Oh, well." "I can build a life here." "Sure I can." "I'm gonna stay and live here...!" "Of course!" "As a new emperor and ruler of this town...¦" "As my first command we'll start to rebuild this town..." "'Cause I can do whatever pleases me." "[Crash]" "We'll replace it later." "Hell yeah!" "Why not?" "There's electricity and water." "I can live here." "Cool!" "As I was telling you Mr. Vice-Minister." "What we have in mind is to reconstruct all this city, you know." "For instance, as you can see there's a convention center at the end to greet our visitors." "This other area is also available for sale." "If you give the down payment today we throw in a plasma TV for free." "[Knock, knock]" "It looks nice!" "all painted blue, with its gutter, its window and its curtain too." "Spiderwebs they're everywhere that's the way it is." "Cool!" "This is a good spot for planting." "Strawberries for breakfast." "A voice message." "I'm urging a secretary." "..."Hey guys, look it's a little confusing to leave a voice message to myself but...¦"" " What a dumb ass!" "Mijo for God's sake, stop giving the cellphone to Chente to call me!" "I'm not at the lake!" "I'm not with Cashmir!" "Luna?" "I'm working!" "It's Thursday!" "Of course..." "I get it now, so, mama's boy couldn't drive his own car because of that cast." "Those mightn't even be Chacha's ashes!" "Chente son of a...¦ he's such a prick!" "Chente son of a bitch, you're gonna pay for this!" "Now you're telling Mijo the truth." "Boat!" "Boat!" "Boat!" "Boaaaaat...¦!" "Stop the car, park here!" "Hey guys wait, look!" "Isn't this shit beautiful?" "Holly shit!" "Eyus lend me your glasses!" "Umm...¦ guys wait up!" "I wanna take a look on that shit." "Here we're going to take the climax shot, place the equipment." "We have half an hour before sunset!" "Hey you!" "Sound guy!" "if you wish you can take some ambient sound effects over there." "And the camera, place it to this side of the road." "Look at that shit!" "Check that out, put on your glasses." "Fuck!" " This is beautiful." "This thing is so damn pretty!" "Let me see." " What do you think?" "Isn't it beautiful?" "Look at that, oh man." "Spectacular!" "Eyus." "We ain't gonna finish today, right?" "aren't we Eyus?" "What about taking me back to Panajachel?" "And...¦" "Alright then, let me put on the traditional outfit." "Boat." "Are you going to San Pedro?" "I am." "I don't wanna live here anymore!" "I think this shit is too damn beautiful, man!" "It looks like a postcard." "Let's get the hell out of here, It's not gonna work guys." "This is too beautiful." "I changed my mind." "It's called Jaibalito, let's go." " But I told you, we're not allowed in there." "Don't worry, I've already asked We can pass." "Besides, there's a convenience store, so grab this," "But this is why we're here isn't it?" "I know, but this is damn beautiful." "Let's get the hell out of here!" " Good afternoon," " Good afternoon!" "Could you give me some cash if I give you my debit card?" "Yes, I can." "Yeah, I like it progress." "I'm so sorry pal, but appears "no funds available..." "Damn!" "Did you try properly?" "I sure did." "Did it show denied or some sort?" "There is nothing, nothing." "Nothing?" "!" " That's right, nothing." "No way." " It seems there's no signal." "Leave that shit alone." "It's out of gas, don't you get it!" " There isn't any signal here." " Fuck, first put the car in neutral and then pull over." "We can't be in the middle of the road." "I mean, no way!" "Here we have all the equipment." "No signal?" " If no signal, how am I going to tell my boss I won't work tomorrow?" " Cut it down, we all have things to do.." " Ok." " Eyus, we ran out of food?" "Fuck!" " Fuck you." "Tell my ex that I want to talk to her!" "Hey you, I am talking to you!" "Come here!" "Tell him that I want to talk to my ex." "Tell him that I want to talk to my ex." "I'm hungry." "I think I should eat one of these little cookies, but damn!" "It makes you go crazy." "Uhh, at least one." "No!" "Thirty nine." "Thirty nine." "It's been 39 moons in here." "Fuck, time flies by!" "Here it goes!" "As I was telling you, this is the main avenue" "It starts here, and ends over there at the square." "Two weeks ago the town wanted to name it with my name" "There isn't any water!" "Master, did you see a little of wine?" "The bottle I left here..." "Or maybe over there." "I'm not sure." "Listen to me, I don't drink wine, I only drink Whiskey, because of my diabetes." "Alright!" "Sure, but we were the only people here so...¦" "Look at those guys they're young film makers, some of them are currently studying." "They're the emerging Latin America's film makers." "Almost the new wave of Independent Films." "Guys!" "Eat whatever you like." "Interesting don't you think?" "That's how we go." "So look we need to shoot 5 more scenes for this film." " My friends didn't answer my calls." "I left them a message, but I believe they've abandoned me." "Tony, we have a problem." "Look, tell me what the problem is and you'd better come up with a solution." "...˜Cause we're running out of time." "Yes, sorry." "We ran out of film while shooting the last scene." "I don't have the possible solution and I thought you had it." "That's why I asked, sorry." "I know what to do!" "Check, the cellphone you lent to that shaggy guy, it has good... video register." "No, the bottle's still missing." "Ready?" "Yes Tony, what's the plan?" "Look Eyus." "Mijo, listen to me." "Please don't overwhelm me with those things now!" "Excuse me Mr. Tony, uhhh, Sr." "Mr. Tony." "This camera isn't compatible with the 16 mm one." "Of course not, these shits are fixed in the editing process!" " I'm telling you because you were talking about..." "No, shut up!" "No guys, the only thing I need is 15 minutes to clear things." "And get some inspiration." "Only 15 minutes, damn it!" "For fuck sake!" "There you go!" "Morning!" "Do you have vodka?" "Fuck, that shit is glued!" "How come you don't have any glasses?" "What do you use to drink water?" "What's that, man?" "That Cana...¦?" "Let's see." "There you go, look." "Perfect for the vodka, man!" "First we put a little booze." "Then..." "You must learn how to do this." "Check this out, man." "So you open the condom and put the egg in." "Then you crash it using the same booze container, and hold it." "Got it?" "You mix it." "and drop the egg in there." "It may spill a little, don't worry." "You can feed the chickens with this, they really like booze." "See you later, thanks!" "Say something dude, so I can start testing." "Guys now I'm inspired!" "What wrong with you man?" "Sorry, get out off my way." "You drunk." "Guys, what's up!" "What's wrong with you?" "This is the road, man!" "Put your things away!" " City boy." "Uh?" " You're such a city boy, aren't ya?" "What does this have to do with being from the city?" "What a hippie." " We're working here, you know." "Take away this tent of yours!" " Why don't you relax a little?" "I ain't relaxing, you're blocking my way, fucking terrorists." "What's wrong with your guitar?" " It's a ukelele." "Do you know anything about this?" "No, I don't have any idea." " And what's your problem bro?" "I don't have any problem." "You're causing the problem here in the middle of the road." "Let me see." "Let's see!" " Don't break it." "Hey." "Is it here where the boats are?" "Indeed, but there's a rule bro." "You can't pass through here..." "Rules?" "Hippies with rules." "Not, until the pot is over bro." "Alright guys, you're going the right way." "Give me that." "I wanna see it." "Let's see, oops." "No, but it can take it." "I mean, look." "Yes, but don't break it." "Okay man, but there's somethin' loose in there." "How do you play the chords?" "Same as a guitar, man." "Same as a guitar?" " But louder." "Do you hear that?" "We better smoke." "Here you are." "Say what?" "It's a chord anyways." "Not the same you loony." "Forget it, this is too much for your brain, but check this out." "This is jazz buddy." "Look buddy, you better play something...¦" "Which chord is it?" "But don't look." "Which one?" "Right on, tell me!" "That's "G"." "Wrong!" "It's not "G" man." "But it can fly, it's like a boomerang." "Relax man!" "They had to cut down a tree to make this." "Don't be like "Oh, I love nature"" "Sit down brother, relax." "Hippie...¦ You're disgusting!" "This isn't "G" man." "This is not "G"." "This is "A minor"." "Thank you man." "This is "D7"." "Let it roll!" "[Ukelele music]" "[Whistle]" "So remember what I told you." "Walk!" "Smoothly!" "Go straight there, where the wind blows and birds go." "Just like as when you were a kid, walk." "Or come here if you want with those little waves." "But I don't know how to smoke this." "For fuck sake, here look be careful with the pipe, it came from L.A." "Like any smoking pipe you put it in your mouth." "Then fire it up, slowly." "When the bubbles come up you start pulling the air." "[Whistle]" "'Cause this scene is called:" ""Usnavy walks"." "So you have to walk, got it?" "Over there, right there, anywhere you like but walk for goodness sake." "Don't swallow the smoke because it can be harmful, 'cause it's an aspirin." "I told you man!" "Hit record!" "Shoot guys, shoot!" "Your camera." "bring the camera!" "Bring the camera start shooting!" "Shoot, shoot" "Don't throw the pipe away, man!" "The first thing I'm gonna do when I get out of here...¦" "Is to tell her to marry me." "She's been saying, we should get married, for about 6 years." "I'm gonna bring her here." "'Cause there's a time when a man should face new responsibilities... such as marriage." "And right now, with the sky before me, who's listening to me." "Even if the world's most beautiful girl passes right in front of my eyes." "I wouldn't even look at her." "And no matter how beautiful she might be." "Where were you honey?" "A mermaid!" "Oh, my love!" "Oh, poor thing, she's drowning!" "Damn, where are you?" "I'm not singing." "I'll do whatever you wish but no singing." "Eyus, he doesn't want to sing!" "What?" "C'mere, you brought him!" "You brought him, make him sing please." "Mijo." "Sing." "I don't sing." "He doesn't want to sing." "But look, your character...¦ wants to be a singer." "That's what the script says." "So, you have to show that's your big hope." "But I don't sing!" "Tony." "That's wrong." "You're fired." "You too." "You're fired." "Get out of my set now." "Step aside." "I know what we're gonna do, here's the deal." "Do me a favor." "Turn around, turn your back." "Facing back the camera, yeah right there a little bit more." "Now dance the cumbia." "Have you been in Cuba?" "Sexy moves, like Shakira does in my hips don't lie, then move your arms." "Like that, keep shooting guys." "Right on, shoot." "Shoot, shoot." "Great, keep moving." "Don't stop!" "Hey you!" "Listen to me." " Eh, no, no." "How did you get here?" " On boat." "When did you arrive?" "39 moons ago." "Where did you get in?" " I live here dude." "Welcome to Canaan my bro." "This is my land you can stay the time you like." "You came to the right place." "No, this is an empty land." "I'm the emperor." "Oh I see, very nice to meet you." "Welcome to Canaan." "I've been living here for long time." "What's wrong?" " I'm feeling sick." "You came to the right place, I'm a doctor." "A naturopathic doctor." " I ate some cookies." "How many did you eat?" " Fifteen." "15 cookies!" "Damn." "Impressive, but that's not a problem." " I ate another 4 this morning." "Wow 19, you exceeded the limit!" "But it's ok, don't worry." " No 'cause I have a meeting today." "But don't go to the meeting, let me treat you first." "Fuck!" "Yeah, fuck." "You see." "Easy, easy." "Don't be afraid." "This will relax your legs as well you'll see." "Now stretch in." "Otherwise you won't even be able to sign." "Now you're healed." "I'm feeling good now." "That's good to hear." " I'm feeling better now." "But the thing is..." "Ohh you're laughing already, much better." "Well, hold on a sec." "And here's exactly where the pray is being made." "The healing prayer." "I was sure I knew that laugh." "Cashmir!" "Chente." "Stand up, I have a broken leg, give me a hug!" "Give me a hug, give me a hug!" "Fuck man, you're the boss!" "Man, take me to eat breakfast." "I want you to be honest with me." "But this time I want you to be honest with me." "Are you or not sleeping with my ex-girlfriend?" "I want you to be honest this time." "Man, the thing is..." "Are you sleeping with my ex-girlfriend yes or no?" "Look man, the thing is I don't like girls." "That's no excuse man being gay is no excuse." "There's no guarantee that you... aren't sleeping with other people's ex-girlfriends." "What kind of excuse is that?" "Is that your game, right?" "No, not at all, easy!" "Where are the eggs with bacon?" "Where's the cow and the pig?" "You don't kill cows here?" "No." "Are you afraid of killing cows?" "You don't sing." "You don't smoke crack." "Don't get on boats." "If we do this damn take where you die, we finish the cycle." "We finish our movie and you can go." "But." "This is like a kidnapping?" "Well, it's a kidnapping if you don't have any other way to say it." "But according to the movies, not the money, you get it?" "It's a take." "And to be free I have to get on that boat?" "In that boat and row a little bit." "But I can' t swim." "It doesn't matter 'cause you'll go along the shore." "And it's not deep, if you fall, take a grip to a branch." "Or we throw you a rope and do something, nothing's gonna happen!" "Dude." "I had a friend who died on a Tuc Tuc." "He got off and died." "Let's go to the lake." "You didn't get it right." "Do you know, how the healing circle will be complete?" "Going to that rock, because you have to die ¦to resurrect, and transform." "Only after you're transformed then we can do whatever you want." "But we have to go there first, otherwise this won' t work, but why all the way up, if we can simply...¦.?" "Let me explain it again..." "You have to die to resurrect and transform." "Then, it' s were the circle of healing gets completed." "After that, we can do whatever you want." "Let's plant...¦" "Anything you need I'll give you a hand." "Let's plant some apples." "Sure man, but first we have to finish what we just started." "To die, to resurrect and transform." "Exactly, you're the man!" "Sound, camera, action!" "So, there you go, Eyus!" "Let' s do it!" "The shooting!" "Go ahead." "Sound on." "Wait, wait, wait." "Sound on, ready, set, go!" "Sound on... damn!" "Camera...¦phone, phone." "Shooting scene...¦" "Paradoxes..." "Yeah, right." "Action!" "Hey guys, look how he's getting into the water, he's gone." "He' s so brave, and he can't swim." "I wouldn't go on that boat." "Tony, shut the fuck up!" "We're shooting here, man!" "Absolutely!" "It' s simply beautiful!" "What the fuck man, you said action, and you keep talking, why don't shut up." "You'll see that when you're resurrected, everything is gonna be easier." "We can do whatever you want..." "A pool!" "In their apartments watching Dvd' s in bed." "Going to dance and yoga lessons." "So, what do you say?" "Luna and I are simply the best friends, bro." "Come on man, best friends don't exist!" "They simply don't, give me a break." "Mijo, it' s time, come back!" "Eyus, Eyus, he keeps padeling!" "Look, say something to him." "Hey you, come back!" "Do you think he can hear us?" "I knew it all along, that son of a bitch ran away to Panajachel, dude." "That son of a bitch!" "And he took the custome with him, ohhh man." "Well, he can take it, look at that beautiful view." "In this section we're gonna imput subtitles in Norwegian, with Kakchiquel last names." "This movie will be an award winning, guys!" "Usnavy­!" "Maybe he goes by that name by now he's into the character." "Usnavy­!" "Mijo!" "Chacha, here I go!" "Ok, take it easy, men." "So, I came here to knock you down." "but my broken leg, this morning I've learned a few things, I need help." "Ok, how can I help you?" "So, where do you shit?" "What the fuck?" "Chente...?" "Where do you take a shit?" "Be honest and think about it" "In a toilet, like everyone in the World" "Exactly..." "Exactly, like everyone in the world" "Yes!" "Do you know that from that toilet there is a pipeline that goes into the lake?" "Right?" "Hurry up, man!" "It's a spiritual experience." "It's a spiritual experience, so don't think too much." "So a very important Chakra is the one in the palm of the hand." "It reliefs the central nervous system and the peripheral too." "So then all we've been...¦ the process..." "To complete the process of the healing, the purification and the recovery." "We'll be attacking this chakra." "There you go." "But ain't gonna hurt you, you're gonna feel a little tickling." "Ready." "Don't get scared of what I'm telling you, I'm about to put a nail now." "This is like the beginning of acupuncture." "Yes." "This is the ancestral medicine that comes from generations." "But it's just a little pinch." "Just one, so ain't gonna use a bunch of needles." "Just one in your hand, this will relax your central and peripheral nervous system." "Don't get scared, we're already here." "Just a little pinch, not big deal and we finish the healing." "Just a pinch, ready?" "So, what you have to do with Luna." "Get her drunk, and a French kiss." "That' s what we've all done." "I'm jocking, i'm a little buzzy now." "Beer?" "No thanks." "C'mon, drink beer, man drink it." "So now, look, you go straight there." "And you walk 50 steps and you'll find a double turning point." "So then, you turn left, and then you'll find a triple one, and you turn left." "You have to be careful, there are many rocks and it's near the lake." "And many people have fallen but you can swim, no problem." "As a recommendation, be careful." "And straight, straight to the left." "You walk 70 steps and you'll find the highway to Panajachel." "Okay, is there an easier way?" "Yes, there is one." "So, take your hat, dude." "So, you don't get cancer, dude." "Ok, I'll give you the change later." "So, have a nice life!" "No, go straight!" "Panajachel right?" "Excuse me." "It was just a little pinch." "Motherfucker!" "Ganja my friend ganja?" "Smoking weed?" "No, thanks." "Thank you mi bro, no, thank you." "Mauro, that guy left yesterday without paying the bill." "Hello." "Good morning." "Welcome." "Listen, I forgot my friend's ashes on the table." "It's a small urn like this size made of clay." "Well, they stole that shit." "He's Chacha!" "This one?" "Your friend is in here?" "Yes." "So you come for this?" "Yes, we wanna honor his last wish." "This car wasn't in this condition." "He wasn't in that trunk, I have no idea." "That trunk wasn't in that condition, and no scratch either." "Why didn't I just have a heart attack?" "The thing is they kidnapped me." "I didn't know they left without paying." "But anyways, the bill needs to be paid, hey bring me this guy's bill." "The only thing I have are these 200 Q's." "But it's for the beers." "So, you have money for the beer, but not for the bill." "The only thing I have are these 200 Q's, to buy beers." "We...¦ I have to buy to honor my friend's last wish." "That is to drink the last 4 beers." "You're saying you can't pay the bill?" "I can't." "I can't because this is to honor his last wish the fourth one is symbolic." "And who drinks the last one?" "Among each of us." "To die, to resurrect, and transform." "To die, to resurrect, and transform." "I'm cured." "Look, there's the guy." "The one over there?" "Yeah man, right there he's the guy." "Hey dude!" "Dude, come over here!" "Wait, dude, come over here!" "What the..." "What are we gonna do?" "It's already invoiced, the taxes." "How do we do it?" "Good evening." "I'm going...¦." "The song I'm about to sing is...¦" "Fish or iguanas." "By Bohemia Suburbana." "'Cause it's the only song I know the full lyrics, and I dedicate it to my friend Chacha, and...¦ ...¦that's it." "Easy boys, I didn't do anything, I swear." "The cop died a minute before we ran over him, he had a heart attack." "I put him in the trunk 'cause Chente forced me to." "I'm innocent, I took him to the hospital, he was already dead." "What could I do?" "In situations like this particular one" "A promise is useless" "As well as it is reacting after too much thinking" "One day a crazy man looked over the window" "And he saw rain falling quite lighter" "Enough for a better tomorrow" "And so he waited for a new sun" "How will you find out if you' re fish or iguana?" "If you don' t even try it on earth nor in water" "Neither fish nor iguanas on earth or in water" "[Guitar solo]" "I'm a Ceiba Tree, I've died, resurrected, and transformed!" "Into a restaurant, with beautiful people." "Seriously, do not harm my body, I'm a Ceiba tree." "Dude, Was it yours a Volkswagen that was wrongly parked?" "Where is it?" "The bed was undone" "After an hour of fun" "And later in the living room the TV was on" "Which won' t tell us stories of love" "How will you find out if you' re fish or iguana?" "If you don' t even try it on earth or in water" "Neither fish nor iguana" "Neither earth nor water" " Why me?" " But you still have to pay the crane and 300 Q's the night." " But please, come on, how come man!" " As you know we're also a parking lot, you know." "What?" "Well, that's a total of 920 Q's." "I don't have the money." "Look I'm naked!" "Let me show you the documents." "Do you have them?" "Yes, of course." "Regarding that dent, I'll bring someone to check it out." "That's not our business." "You gotta pay first and then discuss." "No." "You're high." "The bed was undone" "After an hour of fun" "And later in the living room the TV was on" "Which won't tell us stories of love" "How will you find out if you' re fish or iguana?" "If you don' t even try it on earth or in water" "Neither fish nor iguana" "Neither earth nor water!" "Hey you, son of a bitch!" "And who the fuck are you?" "And all injured?" "Look, he's carrying more shits." "Silence, put your arms up, do what I say!" "That's my cookie, dude." "Remain silent!" "Armenio check out his documents, let's find out what else he's carrying." "I don't have any friends!" "I said remain silent!" " I don't have any friends!" " Shut up!" "I'll take one of these too." "You know what?" "Give me another 4 beers." "Do me the favor... just in case..." "Specially those dudes you never know!" "They drink too much!" "I do too, but... they do more." "And ¦Look, umm...¦" "Do you have any ice creams?" "I'll better get the hell out of here!" "[Buzz mode]" "How come?" "How's that?" "!" "Linares?" "It's me!" "You idiot!" "Chente!" "Thank God you have my cellphone!" "Where are you?" "I have no idea." "It was an epiphany, an overdose..." "The thing is that I've been dead." "I resurrected and transformed at the mountain." "I'm a Ceiba Tree now." "How are you?" "Just answer the question!" "How difficult can that be?" "!" "What a nice guy this Chente." "He took the cellphone first..." "which I needed." "He also took the cop out of the trunk." "Let the car to be towed into a venue." "Anyways!" "What else can we expect from him?" "Chente." "Chente, Chentí­o, Chente!" "Don't say a word..." "Don't even mention it." "I know what people do for love." "I' ve done worse things in life!" "I brought you this present from a faraway land." "Where are your clothes, dude?" "What happened with the cast?" "Why did you take that off?" "!" "I' ve brought you this from very far is for your healing." "Chente, don't do that." "Chente!" " What up guys!" " Mijo!" "Where were you dude?" "I went to the convenient store to get the liters." "Aren' t we going to the boat anymore?" "I was on my way to the boat." " Linares Get the car here." "Why did you took the cast off?" "Why do you keep messing everything around?" "Get the fucking car here!" " What's the matter with you?" " Come on get the car here!" "No!" " Idiots!" "They can drive us to the station.." "but they can' t put us in jail without a warrant." " Shut up Mijo!" " Aren' t you guys tough!" "?" "Hold on!" " Silence!" "I'm an actor." "I'm going to appear in a movie!" "Guys!" ", Linares!" " Shut up" " Shut up!" "Very nice bro!" "I was standing there with my gasoline can, ready to ask for a ride, you know." "Mijo and I have nothing to do with this!" " Uh, very nice of you so that' s what friends are for!" "Let me remind you that I'm Ceiba Tree now." "Linares has died." "Uhh, my hand hurts." "and later they even got me into the trunk." "They' re sick, dude!" "By the way What's your new last name?" "That's a good point." "I guess it remains Linares." "Piece of shit!" "Why are you letting me down with the police?" "Liar!" "You ran over a cop and put him in the trunk, not me!" "But why did you listen to me?" "...˜Cause, I'm your friend asshole!" "Asshole?" "let's fight!" "Bring it on!" "You don' t have the cast this time honey." "No excuse." "I could' ve kicked your ass with it." "I'm gonna break your other foot this time." "You're gonna get hurt, you'll see, asshole!" "Guys, stop it!" "So intense!" "So, what now?" "...tell me what?" "Ask the liar!" "They' re not Chacha' s ashes Mijo." " So, where did the ashes come from?" "From Luna's ashtray that's what you've been carring all this time." "She smokes like a chimney." " That' s why that urn looked so familiar!" " You see!" "What an asshole!" " So there isn' t any wish?" " No, there isn't." "So, we don't have to drink those beers either?" "No." "So, why are we here?" " Tracing Chente' s girl." "Her name' s Luna." "I didn't come looking for her." "I came here looking for the bastard who's chasing her." "You got that?" " Did you break his nose at least, did you?" " Of course, I did." " Naaa, you can' t even lift your leg." " Don' t force me." "Try it!" "If I did it while having the cast, why not kicking you off without it!" " That' s not so easy." " Ok, go right on!" " yeah right..." "I suggest you to take them to the place with no name?" " Let' s do it!" " Alright then!" "Where did the cookies come from?" " I got them from the bold one." " They' re good don't you think?" " Yeah, they' re ok but dry." "[Ranchera song]" "You know people often misunderstand..." "Chente." "Chente!" "Chente!" " What?" "Chente!" " What are you doing?" " Check this out!" " Good job!" " Sure thing" " Shhh, keep it quiet!" " Finally Ceiba Tree." "And three gun shots were heard just that!" "'Cause you couldn't even kill him near the cliff." "And she said "Don't forget my name"" " You stay here that's for breaking my trunk, liar!" " No, Mijo don't leave!" "I don't have cast anymore." "Do not reject men..." "Do not reject men..." "Hey you Ceiba Tree, stop the car!" " Take the handcuffs off me!" " Stop!" " Mijo, what the fuck!" "Do you need acids or what?" " Hold on!" "I want to get off now!" " Why are you letting him out?" "Mijo, where are you going?" "I want to get off." " Ok then, leave." "Linares, let's go!" " Guys let's go!" "it' s almost sunset." "Hurry!" "Did he run with the beers?" "Take these handcuffs off!" " Oh, you're the most wanted in Panajachel!" "For murderer!" "Linares, don't be such an ass!" "Yeah, you're the killer!" "How do we do this?" "Shall we drink the beers first..." "Then throw the ashes away?" "Or the other way around?" "Or both things at once?" "Whatever you wish, Mijo." "They' re not Chacha' s ashes." "And there were only 4 beers for the ceremony not 8." "It makes sense Chente, everything makes sense to me now." "And you dared to break my stick!" "And you dared to throw my cell to the lake." "I did you a favor by throwing your trashphone to the lake." "You know what drink the whole liter!" "Of course I will." "Go right ahead!" "You trouble maker!" " Me?" "You more!" "Who' s going to look after Chacha' s wife now?" "There you go with your questions." "No, I mean, I can come by on Tuesday... and Thursdays and you could go for the weekend." "And when the daughter turns 18 we might score as well!" "And the sister too." "The sister." "His mother too." "Hell yeah!" "We know these aren't Chacha's ashes but...¦" "I want to say goodbye to him anyway." "He gathered us here for at least one last time." "And although you don't admit it." "We all loved Chacha and his family too." "So, let's say goodbye to him." "Beloved Chacha..." "We know you had a tough life." "You were husband and father." "You were also part of a sect that didn't last but... you did it 'cause that was what you wished." "Too bad you also fulfilled your wish of dying at 33." "An excuse for Chente to look for his girl and lie to us." "Her name's Luna." "and I didn't come for her!" "So, here we are." "As always friends." "With crazy adventures." "That started before the incident on kilometer 138, road to Panajachel." "And although they don't get along together." "Maybe if they get along well it'd be worse." "So here we are, as you wished, according to Chente." "In front of the lake that you really loved and cared for..." "Although, Chente is a liar." "There's a fact, we'll drink those beers." " And it's also true." "I know how to play the Ukulele." " You do not." "'Course I know." " No, you don't." "Using those sausage fingers?" " We never know when..." "The adventure's over until it's over." "I was kidnapped by some filmmakers." "Linares died and transformed." "And Chente was touched by some cops." "It was the police woman, Mijo!" "Go ahead!" "Just a second." " Did you tell him that your name's Ceiba Tree now?" " Didn't he bring any peanuts?" "An opener?" "Some lemons or tomato juice?" "Nothing!" "What a sad ceremony, Chacha forgive him!" " But he brought 8L." " Well, at least." " Give me one but right away!" " Be careful, dude!" "Dude, but these aren't..." "Are these nut beers?" " No dude, they aren't." "Don't be an ass!" "You have to use your mouth, damn it!" " I'm sure these are nut beers," " Use your mouth asshole, like this." " Well done, Chente!" "There aren't mermaids in lakes, dude!" " I saw one!" " Those shits live in the ocean don't be..." " No, they aren't."