" So how we gonna break into the museum, fong?" " You want to steal, steal a key." " [Grunts]" "[Cat meows]" " That is not true." "I've gone through years of intense physical training." "Ninjas are some of the most skilled athletes on the planet." "Ah!" "[Grunting]" "Ah!" "[Shimmering tone]" " You're just, like, limping around, dude." "Now, this is how Casey Jones crosses rooftops." "[Grunts]" "Yah!" " Lame." " Oh." "Will you two keep it down?" "We're supposed to be looking for karai." " Sorry, April." "I-I didn't mean to-  my bad, red." "Casey Jones apologizes." " [Growls]" " Peace hug?" " [Gasps]" "[Both grunting]" "[Keys jingling]" " Hmm?" "[Gasps]" "The purple dragons." "Yes." "Peace hug's over." "Let's go!" " [Groans]" " Wow." "Steranko's gonna pay through the roof." "We hit the mother lode!" " Yeah?" "Well, you're about to get hit by a mother lode of Casey Jones." " And a mother lode of Donnie too." " What the-  and April." " Yah!" " [Grunts]" " Ugh." "[Both grunting]" " [Grunting]" " [Grunts]" " Ha!" " [Grunting]" " [Grunts]" "[Yells]" "[Grunts]" " I had him." "Why'd you do that?" " I saved you from a kick in the head." " Oh, you were just trying to impress April, and I-- - nice job, guys." "Great." "You let them get away." "[All panting]" " Oh, man." "We got nothing!" " That's 'cause you two are losers, yo." "Check it out." "[Grunts]" " [Laughs]" "Greetings, purple dragons." "You may now bow before your new master, ho chan." "All:" "Huh?" " [Laughs]" "I said bow!" "[Chuckles]" " ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " ♪ here we go, it's a lean, green ninja team ♪" "♪ on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪" "♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪" "♪ get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪" "♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪" "♪ the secret of the ooze made the chosen few ♪" "♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪" "♪ the good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪" "♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ and you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪" "♪ master splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪" "♪ to be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪" " ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " You guys have any luck?" " Eh, no sign of karai, but we just had a crazy run-in with the purple dragon gang." " Oh, man, you beat 'em up without me?" "What kind of friends are you?" " We almost had them, until these two goofballs let 'em get away." " Ah, it's no big deal, April." "Those guys are like a level-one boss battle." "Who cares about the purple dragons anyway?" " What are you, man-- some kind of ghost?" " You can call me "ho chan."" "[Chuckles]" "I was once the greatest practitioner of the most ancient form of martial arts..." "Hoo-hai-ha!" "Hwa." "Which, to the ignorant, untrained eye, looks like magic." "[Chuckles]" "I would have been the ruler of the universe..." "[Moans]" "Had I not been trapped in this ancient dagger thousands of years ago." "[Cries]" "[Laughs]" "We are not so different..." "Besides the fact that you are all simpering idiots." " What does "simpering" mean?" " But I can make you buffoons strong, powerful..." "If you serve me." " Heck, yeah." " Sign me up." " I'm down." " As you wish." "[Growls]" "[All scream]" "Moron, I grant you the power of lightning!" "[Electricity surges]" "Stupid idiot, you become thunder!" "[Thunder rumbles]" " Ha!" "[Thunder booms]" " And, numbskull..." "[Echoing] You are wind!" "[Wind howls]" "Listen, together we will conquer the world." "Yes." "Now, go find me a lair of opulent beauty worthy of my divine power." "[Laughs]" "What the heck is this?" "This is your lair of opulent beauty?" "[Rat squeaks]" "[Groans]" "Well, it will serve." " Mmm." " [Sighs] Guys, we've been at this for a week straight." "Maybe karai is gone for good." " Okay, dudes, let's use our awesome deduction skills." "Where do snakes hang out?" "Swamps, deserts, forests, pizzerias, ice cream parlors, the arcade, a" " he's been like that for days." " Karai's mutation really messed him up." " Sensei's not messed up." "He's just healing his spirit." " I don't like to see him like this." "Let's keep searching." " We could really use Casey and April's help." "I think they're hanging out at the ice rink." " That's a great idea!" "We could break them up!" "I-I mean split them up." "I mean split them up into two teams." "[Chuckles]" "[Rats squeaking]" " [Growls]" "[Electricity surges]" " Ah!" "Man, I'm incredible!" "Check me out." "[Thunder booms]" " Oof!" " [Laughs]" "Busted up your little lightning bolt, fong." "[Electricity surges]" "[Thunder rumbles, wind howling]" "Both:" "Oof!" " Wind blows away lightning and thunder." "Wind rule-- [screams]" " Stop messing around." "Now, I need you to perform a very important task for me." "I need a girl with a very special power." "That will return me to my physical form." "Mm, yes." "I see a girl with red hair and a yellow jumpsuit." "No, it--it's just a t-shirt." "Her name is..." "April o'Neil." " You're doing great." " No I'm not!" "Whoa!" "[Screams] [Groans]" " Nice landing, April." " [Laughs]" "Not everybody can be as cool on the ice as Casey Jones." "I was practically born in the rink." "My old man was on a pro hockey team." "I ever tell you that?" " Like, 50 times a week." "Honestly, April, I have no idea what you see in that guy." "[Thunder rumbles]" "[Electricity surges]" " Purple dragons?" " Ha!" "You losers just got your butts kicked." "Now you're coming to my house?" " Um, Casey, did you happen to notice these guys are glowing?" "Aah!" "[Grunts]" " Yah!" "[Wind howls]" "[Thunder booms]" "[Electricity surges]" "[Yells, grunts]" "[Buzzer sounds]" " Casey!" "[Wind howls]" " Help!" "No!" " April!" "No!" "Oh, yeah." "And Irma." "[Weakly] No." "[Both grunting]" " Mm." "Aha." "You have power in you, a power you have barely tapped." "It will belong to ho chan." "Yes." "And you..." "You have power too." "Power that I do not understand yet." "You will explain this power or suffer my-  [grunts]" " W-what?" " [Grunting]" "Come on, Irma!" " [Grunting]" "You're some kind of ghost?" " Indeed." "I have been cursed without flesh for 2,000 years" " [moans weakly]" " [Gasps]" " My power is ancient and vast." "But you both exhibit a power I have never encountered, a power that ho chan will take to become flesh once more and rule the universe!" "[Laughs]" "Now we start the ritual." " You're saying you just let them take April?" " Listen, these dudes got powers, yo." " "Powers"?" "They're just a gang of third-class wannabes." " No, I'm telling you." "They were all throwing lightning bolts and--and blasting wind." " Like m e after I eat broccoli." "Ha!" "[Both grunting]" " Maybe Casey's right." "Either way, we got to save April and Irma." " Maybe we can let them keep Irma in exchange for April?" " Classy, Jones." "Let's go." "I don't like the looks of this." " I like the looks of those hats." "They're awesome." " They're only loser purple dragons." "How tough could they be?" "[Horn blares]" " Goongalla!" "Oof." "[Grunting]" " Okay, they're a little tougher than I thought." "[Electricity surges]" "[All scream]" " Wah!" " [Grunts]" " Shoruken!" " [Screams]" "[Grunting] Yah!" " [Grunting]" " Oof!" "[All moaning]" " Now, let's get April and her friend." " Ah, behold..." "Tortoise warriors." "It is said that the great turtle helped the God pangu create the world." "Ha!" "[Moaning]" "Fitting that these turtles should help ho chan rule it." "[Wind howls]" "[Electricity surges]" "[Thunder booms]" "[Thunder booms]" "[Electricity surges]" "[Laughs]" " But, master, why?" " Because you're losers." "Aha!" "Get out of my sight before I send you to the abyss of infinite morons." " Guys..." " Your guys are my guys." "Bye-bye for now." " We got to go, Donnie!" "Move!" "[Tires squeal]" "[Dramatic music]" "♪" "Let me take the wheel!" " Are you crazy?" "[Both grunting]" "[Horn blares] Whoa!" "[Tires screech]" " Ah, they're gone!" " Yeah, but there's somebody else here." "[Door opens]" "[Men breathing heavily]" "[All whimpering, grunt]" " You better start talking, punk." " He came out of an ancient Chinese dagger, like a spirit." "He promised us great power, but once we had it, he had the power to control us." "All I know is his name..." "Ho chan." " Nope, that's not it either." "Let me try something else." " There he is." ""An ancient sorcerer who goes back to the shang dynasty."" "Oh, snap!" "He's shangy." " "According to legend, the only thing that can defeat ho chan is the mystic dagger."" " And what about stopping your bros?" " We can't." "They're in some kind of super hypnotic state." "Nothing can get them out of it." " Nothing?" "[Beeping]" "[Doorbell rings]" " The coast is clear." "Is the manhole cover Cannon completely loaded?" " Yep, you distract them, and I'll go rescue April." " No way." "I'll rescue April." "You distract them." "[Thunder booms]" " Um, I think we both just distracted them." "[Thunder booms]" "[Grunts]" "[Both screaming]" " [Speaking gibberish]" " [Screams]" "[Moans]" " [Speaking gibberish]" " [Screaming]" "[Thunder booms]" "[Electricity surges]" " [Screaming]" "[Grunts]" "[Wind howls]" " [Screaming]" "[Thunder rumbles]" "[Wind howls]" "[Grunts]" "Ooh-ha!" "[Thunder booms] [Grunts]" "[Screaming, grunts]" "[Tires screeching]" " Oh, yeah!" " Goongalla!" "All:" "Pizza?" "Cannot resist the urge." " Keep away from it!" " It belongs to me." " I knew that would work." " Boast about it later." "Let's rescue April." " [Chuckles]" " [Grunts]" " [Speaking gibberish]" " Why don't we both just go up there and whack him while his eyes are closed?" " I don't think that's a good idea." " Why?" " Because I think he's listening to you." " Whack me?" "You don't whack a 2,000-year-old master." "You beg for mercy, and then you-  guys, watch out!" "Get out of here!" "He's too powerful!" " I will call my servants to put an end to your physical existence, while I finish with gaining mine." "[Beeping]" "Strange." "They do not respond." "It's as if some power greater than my own holds them outside." " Ah!" " [Grunting]" "[Burps]" " Goongalla!" "[Grunts]" " What?" " [Laughs]" "You missed." "[Laughs]" "Yah!" " [Yells]" " Yah!" " [Groans]" " [Chuckles]" "I think it's working." " Good!" " Ow!" "Oh?" "Pain!" "Oh, for the first time in centuries," "I feel something." "Ho chan is almost human once more." " [Grunting]" "Yah!" " Yah!" "[Grunting]" "[Grunts]" " [Grunts]" " Giant hands..." "My contribution to the ancient arts." "Everybody loves giant hands." "Yes, giant hands!" "[Laughs]" " Irma?" " [Groans]" " Donnie, go for it." "[Grunts]" " I will crush the loud one first." " Hold on, Casey!" " No magic necessary." "It's all in the reflexes." " [Grunts]" " What?" " [Grunts] - [Screams]" "No!" " Too bad your reflexes aren't as quick as mine." " [Screams]" " [Screaming]" "No!" " Whoa." "That was shangy." " Awesome job, donatello." "High three!" " Ha!" "Ooh." " Hey, everybody." "Sorry we're late, but some people were trying to hog all the pizza." " So who was the big hero-- Donnie, Casey?" " It wasn't us." " It was all April." "Peace hug!" " Uh, okay, okay." "I'm getting kind of squashed here." " [Groans]" " Where'd weirdo go?" " You got a bad bump on your head, Irma." "Whatever you saw was just a nightmare." " Hold on, fellas." "I just have to take care of one last thing." " Please, I can make you powerful, rich, whatever you desire, seriously!" "No!" "[Water splashes]" "I will return."