"A good man is wooing a maiden faire he loves." "He sought her but couldn't find her waking and sleeping he longed for her." "Since they got back from Hokkaido," "Xiaoxiao has completely given up on Mr. Fang and her passion to love." "She is caught in a dilemma when it comes to Qinfen." "She thinks he is sweet and interesting but she can't handle his mood swings." "He is pessimistic he is depressed, and loses control when he is excited." "He's a grown man but still acts like a child." "What bothers her most is that she tries hard to make herself fall in love with Qinfen her feelings towards him are still premature." "Qinfen is no longer a young man, he is already "over the hill"" "A man who'll be kicking the bucket soon." "Unlike Xiaoxiao when it comes to marriage, he wants to seal the deal as soon as possible." "So he chose the Great Wall of Mutianyu to propose to Xiaoxiao formally." "Get up." "Can you please act normal?" "Just say yes." "Let's get married when you regret, we'll deal with that later." "Make sure you've thought it through" "I'll never get divorced." "If you divorce me" "I will cry until the Great Wall collapses" "I can't live without you." "Tell me honestly." "How old are you?" "61, 61" "You are 61?" "I was born in 1961 48 years old." "You still have 30 years ahead of you" "I can't live for that long." "At least 20 more years." "Who have you spent 20 years with?" "No one." "How can you promise that we can grow old together?" "I don't know." "Maybe it's just wishful thinking." "What does marriage mean to you?" "Love?" "No, no." "Absolutely not" "I know that love has an expiration date." "If I really loved you, I wouldn't marry you" "I didn't mean to say that," "I do love you..." "Don't take it back" "I like to hear the truth." "We are finally going to be together" "I proudly announce." "Ms. Mango and Mr. Li Xiangshan's divorce ceremony begins now." "Please give a big hand for the "lovers-that-used-to-be"" "Please stop." "Today we gather to witness our mutual friends." "Mango and Xiangshan to end their 5-year marriage and turn from husband and wife to friends." "Please swear on this money that what you are going to say is completely honest, everything was carefully thought through," "Mango," "Please answer me honestly place your hand on" "from now on, it doesn't matter how rich, how healthy or how much Xiangshan loves you, you still wouldn't be with him?" "Nope." "Xiangshan," "Please answer me honestly from now on, it doesn't matter how beautiful, how charming or how much Mango loves you, you still wouldn't be with her?" "Nope." "Please return your rings" "I'll bury them for you." "One last kiss?" "Yeah!" "I don't think that's necessary." "Fine then." "They don't see the point of that." "Now cut the character of "happiness"" "Please shake hands like friends." "Go." "Go on." "Now, hug." "Like friends." "What else do you want?" "Just do it." "Divorced but still good friends." "No longer in the love business, but still open for friendship." "Please pour the champagne." "It's over!" "It's over!" "Let the pigeons fly!" "Xuanxuan." "We'll do it together." "Release the rope." "Thank you for coming." "Isn't it pretty honey?" "Yes." "Xuanxuan." "Why are you so excited today?" "I'm happy for them." "They are finally free." "They can still be friends after divorce." "Then why did they get married in the first place?" "Why not just remain friends?" "That's not the same." "Being friends before and after marriage is much different." "Finally there are no more responsibilities, right?" "That's not it." "It's that no one wants anything anymore," "There are no more illusions, so they can really accept each other." "Real friends makes you feel safe and secure." "Ecco Li." "You know Mango, right?" "Yes." "Sorry to make everyone feel uncomfortable," "I am jealous of you two." "Don't speak nonsense." "Drink it all!" "Who is that girl." "You guys were quite flirtatious." "She is a reporter from Xiangshan's company." "He wants me to do a traveling show with her." "But I never agreed." "No wonder Xiangshan is so excited today." "Don't ever believe in love at first sight." "Don't give up." "Get back into the game." "Xiangshan you are so charming." "Oh yeah?" "Who are you?" "Who did you come with?" "Come on." "Just drink." "Don't drink too much Xiangshan." "You want to marry me so soon, are you thinking about getting rid of me right away too?" "I'm planning on spending my entire life with you." "Here you are!" "I couldn't find you anywhere." "We're right here." "You've had enough." "Sorry for the troubles brother, your buddy here is drunk." "Is everyone happy and satisfied?" "They all feel inspired." "Many couples told me that." "They are going to have a ceremony like yours." "Great." "What is life?" "The beauty of life is that each day is brand new, a magical start." "How ungrateful." "Then I'll start my new life right away." "Mango." "Are you happy today?" "Yes." "Wasn't it great?" "Yes." "It was impressive right?" "Yeah." "Call me if you miss me, anytime." "Don't spend too much money on people you've just met" "Ok let's go." "Split up." "Break it up." "Go." "Go on, back to your own homes." "Tell Xiangshan to not get overly excited and spend money on strangers." "You go in this car." "This one you won't be riding in the same car anymore." "Mango is drunk." "Isn't that great?" "Yeah, sure." "It's wonderful Right?" "Yeah, of course." "Let's go." "Brother?" "What?" "Please return that tuxedo." "Here you go" "I'll give you the pants tomorrow." "See you" "I'll close the door for you." "Thanks." "Qin." "Thanks so much." "This was even better than our wedding." "Did he propose?" "Ta-dah." "Don't be like me" "I wasn't thinking straight when I said yes at least have a trial run first." "There is no point in finding out how good he is." "It's more important to see how lousy he can be." "If you are no longer cute." "Can he still be good to you?" "When did you become unlovable?" "He said I was stupid before our honeymoon was over." "Then let's start the trial from honeymoon." "No." "Let's start from the seven-year itch." "Let's find out who's more irritating." "Sir." "What would you like?" "French or Australian?" "Sir." "We have prepared French and Australian wines." "Which one would you like?" "Don't move." "You are fit to be our spokesperson." "You must compete in our pageant in Hainan." "Angels of Le Meridien." "You'll at least make it to top five." "Do you have an agent." "Would you like to be a spokesperson?" "This is my card" "I'm already married" "I have a husband." "Ms. Liang." "Do you have a ride?" "Hello?" "I'm here." "Where are you?" "I am still at home." "You've landed already?" "How about you get a taxi to Yalong Bay" "I'll pick you up there." "Okay" "I'll catch a cab myself." "Where is." "Xiaoxiao?" "She was there just now" "Ok." "Thank you." "Please enjoy." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Why didn't you pick up?" "What are you doing?" "I'm already at Yalong Bay." "Where are you?" "What?" "You really went there?" "Yes" "I was joking" "I am at the airport" "I'm waiting for you at the arrival gate." "Then get over here quickly." "Right away" "I'll be there in a bit." "Don't go anywhere." "Why did you lie to me?" "Since today is the first day of our trial marriage," "I forgive you." "After we get married." "We must be honest to one another." "Neither of us is allowed to lie two big fat liars how are we going to live together?" "So you do think being honest is important?" "Extremely!" "At least one person has to speak the truth in a family or else we will never hear anything honest." "Was telling that little lie today a problem?" "I just wanted to give you a surprise." "But you lied to me intentionally." "You were having coffee for an hour not picking up my calls." "You just wanted to see me worry" "I have many friends who lie a lot but they all have a purpose to their lies" "I haven't seen anyone like you." "You don't have any reasons." "Does lying give you a kick?" "I use to tell the truth more, but then I realized that the truth hurts no one wants to hear it" "I don't either." "You don't need to be too sincere in a relationship." "A bit of fakeness keeps everything in harmony." "Tell me the truth." "Am I really as good as you always brag?" "Personality or looks?" "Can you separate the two when it comes to me?" "Then honestly, your... your eyes are a little far apart kind of like a flounder." "Your definition of truth is attacking people?" "I knew this would happen." "Here we are." "Why did you pick such a surreal place to live?" "This is where I plan to die." "Facing the ocean, mountains in the back flowers blooming throughout the year" "I'd like the vision to be pleasant when I take my last look of the world." "You bought this place?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I am renting it for 20 years." "Just enough to spend the rest of my life." "Already in your twilight years?" "If you ask me," "Let's skip the seven-year itch, the mid-life crisis too." "let's jump straight to relying upon each other for life." "What do you say?" "I think it's a good idea" "I'll run a bath for you." "Take a bath quickly" "I'll take a shower." "It's more environmental." "How can I change when you are here?" "We're already an old couple." "You're still shy?" "You didn't mind me before." "It's more environmental if we take a bath together." "After all these years" "I've had enough," "I would like some privacy now." "How about we stop this trial and just get married for real?" "You are a rare catch" "I don't want to wait anymore." "What if someone comes by and steals you away?" "If we do get married, do you want kids?" "Only if they inherit your looks." "Then, after we have children are you still going to be as good to me as now?" "Don't get mad if I tell you the truth." "Even if we don't have kids it's impossible for me to be this good to you forever." "Who can put a guarantee on forever?" "Will you die if you just say yes?" "You see?" "You asked me to tell you the truth." "But you always get mad when I am honest." "Then I'll lie." "Okay" "I will never change." "If I am with someone" "I will be good to him forever." "Is this "good" you are talking about the same "good" that I am thinking about?" "Honey" "I'll walk downstairs myself." "No" "I'm not letting you take one single step." "You sure you can do this?" "I could just walk." "No way." "We are almost there." "Put me down." "Put me down!" "Look how much you are sweating." "Don't push yourself." "It's not like I'm that heavy." "You didn't see me when I was in my good years." "Recently," "I have become a little weak," "I wasn't like this before." "Not at all." "What are you doing there?" "I'm coming" "I'll help you." "What's wrong?" "My back," "I can't move!" "Where?" "Ouch." "It hurts" "I'll rub it for you." "Don't." "It hurts." "Ouch!" "I swam the butterfly stroke this morning" "I flew a little too hard." "Butterfly stroke?" "With these weak bones?" "Do you think you are Michael Phelps?" "Don't use your fingertips." "Use your palms." "Lift my shirt up." "Ah, that feels good." "Turn on the CD player for me." "CD" "Track 4." "Now open up the drawer." "You see that bottle of oil?" "Yes." "Rub your hands together until they are warm." "You feel the warmth?" "Yes." "Drop some oil on your hands." "A little more." "More." "Get up here." "Huh?" "Get up." "Sit on me." "That way it'll be easier for you." "Push upward from my psoas muscle." "Where is the psoas muscle?" "Right here." "Push up." "Push down." "Up again." "You think this is a massage session?" "Very enjoyable." "Do you think you are the last emperor?" "Feel better?" "Are you awake?" "Sorry, I fell asleep." "That was very impolite." "It's okay." "Go back to sleep." "We don't have to pretend anything" "c'mon, turn around" "I didn't do that on purpose," "I let go and you just fell by yourself." "If one of us has to sleep on the couch, it should be me." "It is you!" "A couple sleeping separately on their first night." "What a laughing stock." "Your honeymoon has already ended buddy." "We are an old couple now." "You lost interest in me already." "No, I'm still burning with passion." "No... your fire has already turned to ashes" "I'm not that interested in you either," "Neither of us wants to touch each other anymore." ""Aesthetic fatigue", understand?" "Then how can we go on living?" "This is exactly why we're having this trial." "This is a common case" "I heard that around 90% of couples after 15 to 20 years of marriage, neither of them wants physical contact anymore." "But life goes on just the same." "What's the purpose of this test-run marriage?" "What?" "We're not trying to see what it feels like to be madly in love." "We want to know, even after all the passion is gone can we still stick together until the end." "Can you?" "I will take a stand here..." "I can do it!" "Then I declare it as well" "I'm one of the 10%," "I'll still be passionate about you when you are 80 you are lying again." "When I'm 80, you'll be 100." "You won't even be able to hold chopsticks." "You won't know who I am even if I stand in front of you." "You'll probably think I'm your mother." "If I'd known you were going to be this cold," "I would have married the "once a year" girl." "At least I'd get it once each year." "That's better than being with you," "I didn't even get one pleasant day." "You regret?" "You still have time to turn back." "It seems like this trial is a good idea." "Think it through if you can't handle it, tell me soon." "Good night, darling." "Sorry to bother you." "We didn't order any wheelchair." "It was Mr. Qin." "I can recognize his voice." "What's wrong?" "What do you need a wheelchair for?" "I am paralyzed." "What?" "I am paralyzed." "You are paralyzed?" "I can't stand up." "Bullshit." "Get up." "There is a possibility that this could really happen." "What is this test-run about?" "There is no point if both of us are strong like oxen." "Let's find out, if one of us becomes paralyzed, will the other one be there to serve him food and drinks, to bathe him and take him for walks?" "Now I am the paralyzed one." "And I can state if you ever become paralyzed, I'll take care of you forever." "Can you?" "Yes" "I dare you to not stand up ever again." "Just put it here." "Sorry to bother you." "Thanks" "I need to use the restroom." "Hold it!" "I can't!" "Then pee in your pants" "I'll wash them for you afterwards." "He is pretty good-looking." "You could put a pen between his chest muscles." "Officer." "We are ready to go." "Requesting permission to sail." "Permission granted." "Yes sir!" "Have you know him for that long?" "Aren't you a little over-excited?" "It's not about how much time is spent." "You can spend a lifetime with someone and still feel nothing, but some people..." "Love at first sight again?" "Yes." "What's wrong with me?" "I'm always like this" "I take it too seriously every time." "How's your old man doing?" "Having fun test-running your marriage life?" "That sneaky old thing?" "He is plotting something to test me." "Mango flavor." "How did you know?" "This mouth is even bigger than the other one." "You suck!" "What are you staring so blankly for?" "I am recapping my entire life." "Your life is pure laziness and good-for-nothing." "You are really paralyzed?" "When have I ever lied to you?" "She is not good to me." "She doesn't change my clothes, and doesn't bathe me," "I smell." "Really?" "He does smell bad." "Where did you learn to tattle-tail?" "Look at him." "Only he can come up with something like this." "He has been sitting in that wheelchair for days, just to make me serve him." "Mango is here." "You're not getting up?" "Come on, that's enough." "If you keep on sitting like this, your veins will clog up." "You don't want that to happen" "I don't care if it's bad for me," "I'll do anything as long as it serves her no good." "Why are you so horrible?" "You didn't see what she did to me." "Our first night together she left me high and dry" "I am such an energetic person." "She doesn't want to know what I'm capable of, she only wants to see what I can't do." "Who does that?" "She doesn't let me taste any honey." "She forces me to say I've had enough before I've even tried it." "What are you saying?" "You guys still haven't done it yet?" "Of course not" "I didn't want to take advantage of her when she's vulnerable, now, she is forcing me to pretend that I am tired of her." "Fine then" "I'll show her." "Over these last few days" "I wouldn't do anything," "I wouldn't even pick up the oil bottle when it tipped over." "Just sitting here like a master." "It's not necessary to be happy together, but it's necessary to suffer together." "According to her, this is what it means to be married." "Mango doesn't eat mangos..." "Are you planning to pretend for a while or forever?" "That depends on her." "It's easy enough for me to stand again." "We just need to re-negotiate my treatments." "How do you want her to treat you?" "Like her husband!" "We don't have to do everything for real, but we should at least sleep in the same bed." "Can you please pour some water for me?" "I've been thirsty all morning." "Xiaoxiao." "Where is the drinking water?" "Why is he ordering you around now?" "Give it to me." "Here it is." "You washed all of these for him?" "I'm trying to let him drink less water." "Or else he always needs me to the restroom." "Look at him." "He is treating himself like a paralyzed person." "So stubborn." "If you ignore him, he will pee in his pants." "You make me speechless." "So you just let him do whatever he wants?" "I want to see." "If I can handle it if this really happens." "No one test themselves this way." "He's taking advantage of you." "It's ok." "He can continue acting paralyzed as long as he wants" "I've been so tired lately" "I don't want to cook." "Let's go into town and find a place to eat." "Sure." "Welcome to Le Meridien, Shimei Bay." "Come here." "Here is a wheelchair." "Please help us get this handicapped person in." "Okay." "Hello." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Can you eat by yourself?" "No." "Can't move your hands anymore?" "Paralyzed to your neck?" "Come on, you know I'm unable." "Is that Vietnam over there?" "Yes, but you can't see that far sir." "Please bring me the beef tartare as an appetizer" "I will have arugula salad, no cheese, dressing on the side." "Hey." "What about me?" "I haven't ordered yet." "Oh yeah." "You haven't ordered." "What do you want to eat?" "What can you eat?" "I want meat." "Our veal steak is very good," "I recommend it" "I'll have that, then." "How do you want it done sir?" "Medium-rare." "Are you eating raw meat now?" "You have to wash yourself if you poop your pants." "Excuse me for a while." "Look over here," "I'm still here," "let's talk about something serious." "The life insurance you wanted me to prepare," "I brought the statement for you." "What's the insured amount?" "Three million, right?" "Yes." "Who is the beneficiary?" "She is." "Liang Xiaoxiao?" "Yes" "I'll write it down for you." "Go ahead." "You don't think it's bad luck to talk about death now?" "Why?" "She is still young, if anything ever happens to me" "I must give her something." "If I have to die by someone's hand," "I'd rather die by hers." "Stop, stop!" "Please, live for a thousand years." "But standing here, as a woman" "I must say..." "What you just did is really incredible." "Here." "Sign here." "Okay." "What are they talking about?" "Why are they taking pictures?" "What's going on?" "Whose salad is this?" "Right here." "Where are you going?" "Sir..." "Do you want to come tonight?" "Sure" "I'll save a ticket for you." "Really?" "Sure." "Thanks." "Save one for her." "No problem." "The food is here." "Brother." "Who are you?" "Who else can it be?" "Jianguo." "Jianguo?" "That's right" "I had plastic surgery in Korea." "Why do you look like Liaofan?" "You're silly brother," "This is what you got from marriage hunting." "Shut up!" "How do you know these people?" "Why did you stand up?" "He didn't have a choice." "Now you are free again." "Since you chose to stand up by yourself she'll treat you like before" "I can't talk to other people?" "I can't have my own friends?" "Your steak is here" "we've put your wheelchair away, sir." "Thank you." "Can we not fight in public?" "Who's fighting with you?" "Xiaoxiao." "Who are those people?" "They are here for a pageant." "Angels of Le Meridien, the final is tonight." "Oh right." "They gave me tickets." "Let's go together" "I can't." "I am going back to Beijing you two go together." "Qinfen, you go with her." "Lots of hot girls!" "Not interested." "What kind of crap is that?" "Fake experts, upper-class-wannabes." "Since when is there an upper-class?" "All low class." "Who gives them the right to judge people?" "They don't set the standards of beauty." "You don't have to go." "So don't be so cynical." "A bunch of parasites," "lying and cheating for food and sex." "Okay, okay." "That's enough." "It's not like you are that different from them." "It's okay if you two are just messing around but don't get too serious." "Women always want people to admire them." "You don't?" "You don't want everyone to dislike you right?" "I know" "I really do love her." "If you love someone, you have to let them know." "But I can't feel her love for me." "Hey handsome, get me a taxi." "Okay." "There is one thing I can be sure of, right now, you are the only one in her heart." "No one else" "I'm going." "Okay, bye!" "Wait here." "I'll go turn on the AC in the car" "I'll go." "Are you really planning to go?" "I'm a tacky person." "What you have on right now is fine." "Hey, everyone is wearing jewelry, you shouldn't" "you look more confident this way." "You as a person is more elegant than any jewelry." "You don't think this is too plain?" "Is it not formal enough to show my respect?" "Since when did showing respect become wearing expensive things?" "You don't own a mine." "Diamonds and emeralds are just rocks." "Only dogs wear chains." "You don't need them" "I'll be your driver" "I called for a cab already." "Do you want to come with me?" "I'll walk you across the bridge" "Good evening ladies and gentleman." "Welcome to Angels of Le Meridien." "Thank you very much." "Today, we gather here on the beach to greet a group of adorable angels coming down from heaven, one by one." "However, I do apologize because the first one that fell was me, and the director said that" "I landed on my face and messed up my looks." "So, I can only be a stepping stone for these pretty ones but that's totally fine with me" "I'm actually a bit excited right now because these angels who are going to appear tonight..." "What they are wearing... is not that much at all." "So are you ready?" "Let's welcome our angels as they enter." "Let's pick someone who will make you feel less tense." "The one in the middle the most frightening, Mr. Zhao Xuehai." "He will question you." "Go ahead Mr. Zhao." "Contestant number 10." "Please tell me your definition of beauty." "What does beauty mean to you?" "Please answer" "I think beauty is to have love in your heart and to always be grateful." "That's like not answering the question at all." "Mr. Zhao, are you satisfied with her answer?" "My understanding of beauty is basically one word:" "Acceptance." "That's a virtue." "Hello?" "Beauty only exits in relation to ugliness, one is always based on the other" "I can't talk to you right now" "I'll call you when it's over." "Excuse me." "Where are the people from the pageant?" "The event is over." "Everyone is at the after-party." "Where is that?" "The ballroom, the bar, karaoke..." "all over the place." "Alright, thanks a lot." "Enjoy your evening." "Rinse out your mouth." "Slowly." "Be careful." "Why did you turn off your phone?" "I didn't." "How much did you make her drink?" "No one forced her." "She was drinking by herself." "She was fine just now and suddenly, she got wasted" "Ok, I'll take care of her." "Alright." "She's all yours." "Her purse." "Don't drink so much." "Let's go home" "I'm fine" "I want to hang out here for a little while." "What's wrong?" "Do you feel really sick?" "If you don't want to go home, we can go sit outside." "Leave me alone" "I don't want to talk to anyone." "Go on home first" "I'm coming back later for sure." "Can't you just leave me alone?" "Can't we talk after we go home?" "Seriously, I'm fine." "Don't fall into the pool." "Don't swim when you are drunk." "Don't run." "Come back." "Xiaoxiao." "Xiaoxiao, where are you?" "I'm not in the ocean" "I thought I knew myself well." "And if I worked hard enough, feelings could grow" "I thought time would shorten the distance between us." "But now I realize that time can bring people together," "it can also push people further apart." "Liking someone doesn't mean everything" "I get it, you just "like" me, and that's all." "So living with someone you merely "like"" "is immoral?" "You didn't do anything wrong." "It was my entire fault" "I used your love for me." "When did you become "immoral"?" "At the beginning of our trial-marriage?" "I thought we were happy." "You did?" "These past couple of days?" "Is it too late to beg you now?" "The one who is completely devoted is the loser." "Look." "The other foot too." "We're not really breaking up." "We are just going to separate for a while, we might get together again in the end." "You are finally free." "Why are you crying?" "I should be the one who is crying." "Ouch!" "Why are you biting me?" "You are a jerk!" "Are you going to get used to no one driving you insane?" "I must learn to" "I know I might be making a big mistake" "I might never find someone who treats me as good as you did." "You can be as sweet as an angel but when you're a jerk you're the biggest jerk on earth" "I am talking about myself." "You are looking for a relationship" "I am looking for marriage." "We weren't on the same page since the beginning" "I guess that's what nemesis means." "It goes all the way back to our past lives." "We can't be together, but we can't be apart either." "You believe in this stuff?" "I believe in instant karma." "Whoever said that you can be friends after breaking up." "Screw them!" "Bye-bye" "I will always think the best of you" "I hope it's not all that unpleasant when you think of me" "I cleaned the room you don't have to do anything when you leave, just close the door." "Everything was like a dream, the knot between us" "is now untied." "After Qinfen went back to Beijing." "Xiaoxiao had also ended her vacation and gone back to work." "She still has the habit of calling Qinfen when she departs and lands, just to let him know that she is safe." "After they broke up that tradition continued." "At first, Qinfen picked up the phone and said kind words." "Later on, phone calls turned into text messages." "Then the messages became shorter and shorter." "Then they just turned into single words." "Xiaoxiao would say." ""Departed", "Landed"" "and Qinfen would reply." ""Alright", "Okay"" "In the meantime." "Qinfen's life became more and more busy." "After he and Xiaoxiao had broken up," "Qinfen gladly took Xiangshan's offer and partnered up with Xuanxuan to do a traveling show called:" "Follow me." "The show was about introducing Beijing's hottest spots." "These days." "Qinfen and Xiaoxiao never meet up." "Xuanxuan." "Yes" "I think making foot-massage an industry is a great Chinese invention." "How so?" "Although our environmental sanitation is not as great as advanced Western countries but our personal hygiene starts from the feet." "We wash them, and we massage them and even bathe them in Chinese medicine." "Yup." "The foot massage services here are known for their royal treatment" "I can't put into words how good this feels" "I guarantee that this will get rid you of all fatigue." "My understanding of royal treatment is to treat your feet like it's your face." "Once your feet believe that they are as important as the face then you can really feel pleasure" "I see." "This means all body parts are born equal." "Do you know what kind of people enjoy being treated like kings?" "And to be held in the palms of other people's hands?" "Rich people?" "Poor people." "People who hate the fact that they were once poor." "Once they are no longer broke they want everyone to serve them." "If we back up 30 years ago, everyone in China was poor." "That's why the foot massage market is so hot in China." "Maybe in the near future it can be listed on the Stock Exchange and become one of the Fortune 500's." "Choose something that's presentable." "Stay away from unpleasant situations." "We'll do an episode here next time 897?" "Do you think it's still worth doing?" "It's already being seen as fake avant garde and fake art." "Sure." "We will name the next one "puppet army community"" "Brother, do we have to be this extreme?" "You don't need to hold a grudge against everyone." "You hear me?" "I am talking to you." "Fake art is still art fake avant garde is still avant garde." "So what if it's neither fish nor fowl." "It was still created by artists." "Many people want this property to build an electronics mall." "If we don't say something nice about it, fake art will become extinct." "Can fake art still be called art?" "Stop it right there." "Xuanxuan, don't be like him," "With his fake critical realism." "The owners here almost killed me." "They treat you to food and entertainment but all you did was to mock them." "And you also insulted their customers." "What did you mean when you said that poor people." "Always make others serve them once they get rich?" "What the hell was that?" "I did try to take it down a notch," "I said a lot of good things too." "Don't play dumb with me" "I am not sarcastic all the time," "I just made some subtle comments" "I don't think luxury only means upper-class" "I just really hate the so-called "royalty" and "superior-class"" "My grandfather was the second person to fire a gun during the 1911 Revolution." "But you need to put yourself in the businessmen's shoes." "If not, we don't deserve to get paid." "We take their money and then we humiliate them, that's just not right." "Don't you agree with me brother?" "Who was the second person to fire." "Okay." "Forget it." "We shouldn't continue this discussion," "let's end it right here." "Xuanxuan, you can go now." "Watch yourself don't become a fake cynic without knowing it." "Oh." "Where are you going later?" "Nowhere." "Come with me then." "Good evening ladies, a table for two?" "Please." "Thanks." "Thanks." "No sugar, no salt, no calories." "Is this food for humans?" "Miss, our dishes has all been blessed by Buddhist masters." "We have a master right here meditating." "You can't even get drunk on our liquor." "Then let's drink up." "Penguins are our dear friends." "They are just so adorable." "However, because of global warming the icebergs in the North Pole are melting at a rapid pace." "Whenever I think about those penguins soon to be homeless." "It just breaks my heart." "So I sincerely hope that everyone in the audience will show some compassion and help save these penguins." "Thank you Xinyu for your kindness." "My dearest friends the fate of these adorable baby penguins now lies in the palms of your hands." "Let's begin the auction 50 thousand." "The gentleman here offers 50 thousand 100 thousand" "100 thousand here" "150 thousand." "From the gentlemen in the back the price is now 150 thousand" "200 thousand" "Now 210 thousand." "You are calling for 210 thousand." "Mr. Li what you mean is to raise the price by 50 thousand?" "No?" "Then you mean 500 thousand?" "Ok." "Mr. Li is offering 500 thousand." "Is anyone else willing to bid more?" "Are you crazy?" "I'm not okay." "I want to drink 500 thousand once 500 thousand twice" "500 thousand." "Sold!" "Xinyu, please bring the item to Mr. Li." "The baby penguins are saved!" "Thank you so much!" "Don't worry." "The North Pole is not going to melt in anytime soon, and even if it does those baby penguins are going to be fine." "Really?" "Can I ask you a question?" "Okay." "Why don't penguins ever get eaten by polar bears?" "That's true." "Why?" "Right." "Why?" "Do you know why?" "Why don't they get eaten by polar bears?" "That's because penguins live at the South Pole." "They'll never run into any polar bears." "You are so bad!" "Give it back to him for me" "I can't do that, do it yourself." "He didn't ask you to return it." "Then keep it." "That's not right" "I already broke his heart." "I don't want to rob him too" "I just don't see you two separating." "Whenever you talk about each other, both of you sound so kind." "Do you know that you're the beneficiary of his life insurance?" "The only one" "I ran into him the other day" "I asked him if he wants to assign a different beneficiary." "You know what he said?" "He just said, why." "It feels so terrible to owe someone" "I rather he treat me worse!" "Love cannot be forced." "Here is the menu." "Sorry sir you can't bring in your own drinks" "I'll pay you extra" "I don't need the menu." "Give me an apple and dill salad, and an order of salami." "Hurry up." "Yes sir." "It's quite good but it's not worth 500 thousand." "You are crazy" "I don't care." "This is a malignant melanoma." "Have you heard of it?" "It cannot be treated," "no one in the world can treat it." "Once you've got it, all you can do is to wait to die." "It's incurable" "I really hit the jackpot this time." "How long have you known?" "I had this mole ever since I was little." "Then it started to feel weird and turned into a fatal thing" "I went to the hospital and got a definite diagnosis." "It has been around two weeks." "Drink up." "Try a different hospital" "I don't want to" "I just want to die with dignity." "Fen." "This is not a disease." "It's my fate, my destiny is calling." "All I can do is to answer" "I think it's fair to say that we are blood brothers" "I can trust you to take care of my wife and kids." "Am I right?" "Our wives are fine, no need to worry about them." "They'll probably live longer without us." "Wow, this is strong." "Go ahead." "What else do you have on your mind?" "A couple of things," "first of all is my company..." "I'm giving all of it to you." "Hush." "Let me finish first." "In this world." "You are my only trustworthy friend." "Without you" "I have no one to rely on" "I think you are the only one who would treat my employees well." "These kids have gone through a lot with me" "I can't just leave them like this" "I don't know how to make money." "I am retired." "Then lose money." "You know how to do that right?" "I can try to maintain it for a while." "Don't you have a daughter?" "Chuanchuan, let her run the company" "I'll be her consultant." "You know what?" "I gave up too much to make money this lifetime." "As for Chuanchuan," "I don't want her to waste any time working for money." "Not even for a minute" "I want her to waste all the time she wants, do whatever she likes" "I have set up a trust fund for her so she can eat a lifetime of sandwiches." "Chuanchuan is a good girl." "She is great." "She is reading Capital right now." "She called me a couple of days ago, she said, "Daddy" "Karl Marx is pretty interesting!"." "He did an awesome job on The Communist Manifesto" "I think she might grow up to be a Communist believer" "I am happy to hear that, it's better than being a miser." "Then she doesn't need any money." "No need to worry." "Oh right." "I need to talk to you about something else." "Check please." "Give me a second." "Where is the restroom?" "This way." "On the left." "This way." "Why are you here?" "What?" "Life is short." "Yeah." "No more misery." "No more pain." "You are breaking my neck." "Xiangshan is dying." "What's wrong with him?" "Xiangshan." "Can't make it." "Come on." "Get up first." "He is leaving." "We are going to separate." "Is your dad drunk?" "Can you help me?" "Thanks." "Hi." "Where is the restroom?" "On the left." "Xiangshan." "What are you doing here?" "Why are you here?" "I came with Xiaoxiao" "I came with Qinfen." "What are you laughing about?" "Why are you drunk again?" "What's wrong?" "My family..." "Awake?" "I fell asleep here?" "Where is Xiangshan?" "Mango took him home." "You wouldn't let me move you" "I didn't want to leave you here alone, so I stayed until now." "Mango was here too?" "I just remember putting my head against yours." "Xiangshan told you guys to come?" "Maybe it's fate" "I don't know what drove me here." "You got someone new?" "I'm happy to see you but seeing you sad makes me feel miserable." "You win" "I feel guilty." "Life is a spiritual journey." "Someone once told me that, now I am telling you the same thing" "I care about you the most, and I want you to be happy." "Don't ignore my text messages from now on." "You hear me?" "Xiaoxiao never called Qinfen." "They don't even text each other anymore." "Mango visits Xiangshan sometimes and occasionally she has some news about Xiaoxiao." "Sometimes Mango says Xiaoxiao is still single." "People have tried to set her up with other men, but no good news." "Sometimes Mango says Xiaoxiao met someone on the airplane and that the man proposed." "Meanwhile Xiangshan's condition worsens day by day." "The melanoma is very fatal and is spreading rapidly within his entire body." "He is now very weak." "When he walks, he is like an old man." "Let's get out of here." "It's like a giant camping site." "When I'm alive I live in a crowded city and when I die I get crammed in a graveyard." "Do you want me to "rest in peace"" "in a place like this?" "No." "Finally you can get some peace" "I don't want the neighbors' crying to wake you up." "Then scatter my ashes." "This vile bag of skin." "Better off scattering it away" "I was planning on donating some organs, but now they all rotten; no longer presentable." "If you don't mind just buy me a shrub put my ashes inside, and plant a bunting." "Put it in a corner of the office, it will grow fast and tall for sure" "I can smile at you everyday" "I don't mind dead people, it's the living ones that bother me" "I want to sit." "It's wet here." "Fen?" "Yes?" "I am not afraid of dying." "Really?" "But I'm afraid that living might become more unbearable than death." "Let's go to the beach, while you can still move around" "I'll make sure you leave with dignity." "Can I trust you?" "Friend," "do you have a choice?" "Sorry." "Mr. Wu?" "Miss." "Liang?" "How are you?" "Not bad." "Why are you here in Sanya?" "I came to attend Xiangshan's farewell ceremony, we are old friends." "Xiangshan has passed away?" "Qinfen told me." "You didn't know?" "We gather here today to commemorate our friend." "Mr. Li Xiangshan." "Mr. Li had an ordinary life, nothing too special." "Mr. Li grew up in an ordinary family." "His looks were average." "He was never a good student." "All he did was play." "He was divorced twice, and ruined three companies." "He was once unemployed." "Once a chief, a bitter cynic, a phony artist," "a manager, a CEO, and a go-between, just like a matchmaker." "He was quite a character." "His family worried about him throughout his life." "So did his friends." "Whoever was close to him got a shit of luck" "but we all loved him anyway." "We loved this imperfect fellow named Xiangshan." "If life is a meal, then he was a special course." "Our lives wouldn't have been fun without him." "He never forgot about the past." "He loved money but he was never a miser." "He faced the music when he screwed up." "No sucking up!" "We made that clear before" "but I must say what I want to right now." "There is truth in the sucking-up here." "It's now or never." "The death of Xiangshan." "Is a great loss to his family, to his company, and to our society." "The loss is massive and this cannot be recovered." "Xiangshan, do you think your death is a huge loss or just simply unrecoverable?" "Casual loss you'll get over it." "Li Xiangshan Farewell Ceremony." "This is Jianqiang." "Hello." "Hi." "Please go inside and have a seat" "I remember the first day I met Xiangshan." "It was a beautiful day." "He wore a wind coat and his hair was all pulled back" "I would never wear my hair like that." "That's not possible" "I can never forget the first day we met." "Thank god I had this ceremony before I actually died." "Or else who knows what you guys would say." "Fen." "We will never see Xiangshan again." "He is still alive." "Today is just a farewell ceremony so everyone can say a proper goodbye." "He's not dead yet?" "Why did you tell me he was dead then?" "Why are you two together?" "We ran into each other at the airport." "Go inside first." "So am I not even your friend anymore?" "Aren't you getting married?" "Who told you that?" "You really want me to get married?" "Go inside first," "I'll apologize later." "Our childhood is just like yesterday now death is knocking on my door." "Everyone is the same, everyone is equal before death" "I'm not going to complain about life anymore" "I got what I deserve and some things I didn't deserve." "Everyone who is here today if you ask me" "are all good people even the most fishy ones are not that bad either." "You are the worst one" "I was loved by many and I loved many." "In the end, I realized that I don't know how to appreciate" "I've wronged a lot of people's love and kindness." "If I have ever offended you and you still loathe me deeply, here, today," "I apologize." "Life is a spiritual journey." "This is what my buddy Qinfen always says." "Someone else told me this line, the copyright is not mine." "It doesn't matter." "Li Xiangshan's journey comes to an end here." "And, I am so sorry to inform you that." "Li Xiangshan's journey was not that productive." "He was too busy." "Too busy making money, too busy getting drunk, too busy breaking up and making up" "I wasted too much precious time." "Are you scared of death Xiangshan?" "I greet you on behalf of the Hokkaido farmers." "Yes." "It's like walking on a road when it's pitch dark and knocking on a stranger's door." "You don't know what's behind that door." "Maybe it's a wonderland, maybe it's a hopelessly deep abyss" "I'm scared to take the next step" "I don't know if this would be the end or just the beginning..." "Mr. Wu." "What do you know about death?" "I heard there is a light." "You just follow the light, that's what the elders say." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Mr. Wu." "Death is just another state of being in relation to living." "That's what my daughter told me this morning." "It's a shame if you only know how to live life." "That's great." "Chuanchuan." "Chuanchuan." "Chuanchuan, your father is calling you." "Thank you, Chuanchuan" "I'm sorry to have brought you into this world," "and not being able to be with you." "Please tell your mother" "I am sorry." "Because of me, she didn't have a enjoyable life" "I'm sorry for everything" "I want to thank everyone for decorating my life and thanks for coming to say a last goodbye." "Your love and your kindness" "I will remember forever." "These are all engraved into my brain" "I'll bring these memories with me when I get cremated." "My body will be gone but these memories will still remain." "They will travel with the wind and spread to be with the light and soil." "These memories will guide me to you in the next life." "If there is a next life..." "At last" "I want to remind everyone that if you have a mole, get rid of it quickly." "Don't ever think it's lucky or sexy." "You are such a joker." "We'll all look after Chuanchuan." "It was an honor to have known you." "Take care." "Xiangshan." "Yes" "I don't want you to go" "I'm coming back," "I love people too much" "I'm coming back for sure." "Xuanxuan." "In your next life, if someone just comes up to you and says that he likes you remember, that person is me." "Is there a secret code?" "There should be one." "Too many people will use this line." "What should I do then?" "Secret code..." ""Did someone ask you out from a past life? "" "It's a deal." "Among a roomful of people, your hands are the coldest," "That's poor blood circulation, they are never warm." "Xiangshan." "This is Li Jianqiang." "Good, good." "Hi." "Hi." "How's Somalia?" "Don't worry about it." "Once we got there, all the pirates ran away." "That's wonderful." "You two be good to one another." "No matter what, to live in harmony is the most important thing." "You guys catch up." "Honey" "I've thought about it." "What we had over the last couple years was happiness." "When you see me in the next lifetime, will you say hello to me?" "Of course" "I will greet all of you." "You are all my family" "I'll be your servant in our next life." "Xiangshan." "Look who's here?" "I'm so glad you came." "This guy is even happier." "Take it easy on him" "I've been through so much." "Let me tell you something, to get married is always a mistake." "A lasting marriage is to continue the mistake and make the best of it." "None of my friends had a pleasant married life." "Qinfen is an old bachelor." "After all these years, you two never got married, but in my heart" "I have always seen you as married, and you're quite a good match too" "I really hope that you two can be an exception and just stay together forever." "Just the two of you, until you die." "Nothing and no one can tear you apart." "Xiaoxiao." "Xiaoxiao." "Life is short." "Chuanchuan." "Do you want to say something to daddy?" "Daddy." "You must be tired," "let's not talk anymore" "I'll read you a poem." "It doesn't matter if you see me or not," "I am standing right there with no emotion." "It doesn't matter if you miss me or not, the feeling is right there" "and it isn't going anywhere." "It doesn't matter if you love me or not." "Love is right there and it is not going to change." "It doesn't matter if you are with me or not." "My hand is in your hand and I am not going to let go." "Let me embrace you or." "let me live in your heart to eternity." "Silence." "Love." "Calmness." "Joy." "That's all there is." "Thank you." "Say something to daddy" "I did in my heart." "Do you want to say something?" "We'll say it in our hearts too." "Chuanchuan." "Can you be my witness today?" "Life is short" "I would love to continue making this mistake with you." "Still not being serious?" "Chuanchuan." "Please help me convince her," "I've never begged anyone in my life." "She is the only one." "She is my nemesis." "You two are so strange." "Chuanchuan, I'll do what you say." "What do you think of this person?" "If you think he is ok, then I'll say yes" "I think..." "He is not that bad, at least not any worse than the others." "Thank you Chuanchuan." "That is such a compliment." "Let's see you take it off this time." "Let's get this straight... after we get married." "What's yours is mine and what's mine is still mine." "You no longer have any rights." "You must obey unconditionally" "I should at least be given my basic human rights." "The right to play mahjong, the right to watch TV and the right to not get embarrassed in front of others." "You are allowed to play mahjong, but I would have to approve who is playing with you." "You are allowed to watch TV." "But you can't watch matchmaking shows." "If you do something wrong in front of others" "I will only forgive you once a year." "You are seriously a good couple" "I feel so used." "All women are the same... so difficult." "According to a reliable inside source." "Qinfen and Xiaoxiao got married in 2030." "Mr. Qin was already in his 70's." "Many strange things were bound to happen," "We'll talk about them later"