"Tezuka Osamu's Don Dracula" "Bijin womireba yodare ga zururi" "Kokoro wakuwaku ashi motohazumu" "Senzo daidai nijuujinkaku" "Zunoumeiseki iq wa dora q ra" "Ningen minna suki nanosa" "Narouze oirato tomodachi ni" "Nerima noyashikiha ittsu paradaisu" "Kurashi yoinosa donto paradaisu" "Donto donto donto dorakyura" "Donto donto donto don paradaisu" "Nerima noyashikiha ittsu paradaisu" "Kurashi yoinosa donto paradaisu" "Donto donto donto dorakyura" "Donto donto donto don paradaisu" ""Complete success!" "Operation:" "Cheating Cribs!"" "Sh..." "Shit!" "My nemesis, Dracula." "I will stick this into your chest today." "Stop it!" "Don't get any closer." "What happened to your hemorrhoids?" "Are you not suffering from them now?" "I feel great today!" "We've known each other for some time." "Please, let the hemorrhoids hurt you a bit." "It's a matter of life or death." "Don't laugh about it!" "It's very painful." "Hemorrhoids are nothing!" "A stake in the chest is more painful!" "That's your destiny!" "Please." "I can't die until Chocola gets married in 200 years." "There's no mercy for vampire killers!" "Get ready, Dracula." "Stop!" "Stop now!" "Stop it!" "Be quiet, Dad!" "Tomorrow is the first examination day!" "It was a nightmare..." "I bet it was Blonda." "You're gloomy." "Helsing is." "He's as resentful as a lady." "Is he still in your school?" "Yes, he teaches us fine arts." "Ew!" "How can he know about that?" "He's got a horrible hairstyle..." "Forget about that, Dad." "I've got a Japanese History exam tomorrow." "You should study Romanian History before Japanese!" "It's about the feudal repression against Japanese Christians." "I didn't know that happened in Japan." "Yes. 26 people were crucified." "C..." "Cross?" "!" "It was Hideyoshi Toyotomi." "Is that really going to be in the exam?" "Okay, I see." "That exam is a trick from Helsing." "He wants to intimidate you by talking about crosses in the exam." "Leave me alone, I'm studying!" "Understood." "I'll go to sleep." "That tastes bad!" "What?" "!" "It sucked the blood of the vampire star, Don Dracula..." "Unforgivable!" "I'll punish you!" "Shit!" "Bloody mosquito!" "Dad!" "Enough, I can't study!" "A mosquito sucked my blood." "Igor!" "Igor!" "Yes, my lord." "What do you need?" "Don't we have mosquito repellent?" "No, we don't have any." "Go and buy some, now!" "I don't know what they are, but I've bought a lot." "Okay." "That's enough." "Will these kill the mosquitoes?" "The Japanese do it right." "Will the mosquitoes really die?" "My lady, what happened to you?" " Have you had a nightmare?" " It's not that." "All the noise..." "I can't study." "I'm not confident enough." "I'm sure I'll fail." "You shouldn't study the night before." "Eh, It's not a night..." "It's a day before." "My lord, think about her." "Please." "Yes, I understand." "Igor, what time is it?" "Midday." "Okay, it's a bit early, but I'll get up now." "Hi!" "How are you?" "Poor Chocola." "I'll explain things." "Vampires sleep during the daytime and they live during the night." "If they see the sunlight, they'll turn into dust." "That is why they have the lights on during the daytime." "I'll give you a rhyme:" ""Although the day is sunny and bright The Draculas won't switch off the light."" "I said something to Chocola..." "I never studied when I was a child." "Hey audience, you'll be like Dracula if you don't study." "It would be cool to be like me without studying, right?" "What did you say?" "They used to call me "The Cheating Master."" "I passed all my subjects by cheating." "Now it's time to teach Chocola my technique." "Then, is that a tool for cheating?" "It was very amusing." "I enjoyed doing things like this." "Well, I'm still fit." "Look inside." "Woah!" "There is a lens at the back of the pencil!" "Ha!" "The pencil is hollow and looks bigger." "I see, the lens is like a magnifier." "Firstly, you have to carve the pencil and make a hole to let the light in, then you stick the crib at the bottom." "We add a lens and it's done." "Sticking tiny cribs near the tip of the pencil, you can read them while you pretend to be writing." "You must have worked a lot on it." "Shut up!" "Bring me Chocola's notes." "I'm going to do one for her." "Yes." "I didn't know my lord was so talented." "We all have skills." "With so much work going on, his eyes got bigger." "A dozen pencils should be enough." "I'm sure Chocola will score the top marks." "Even Helsing will be surprised." "Today we have an exam on Japanese History." "I'm Dutch, you know." "But The Netherlands has a close relation with Japan, so I know the history of Japan quite well." "I know Ushiwakamaru was Kuramatengu's pupil, when he grew up he became Nezumikozo." "Don't cheat!" "There's a death penalty for that." "I'll hand out the exams now." "Chocola, you have pencils with cribs in them." "You can find the key points written inside." "Have a sneaky look and pretend you're writing." "That's from Dad!" "What is that?" "No..." "Nothing." "It's a crib, right?" "Show it to me." "It is a letter from my father." "No need to hide it if it really is a letter." "Give it to me." "What did you do?" "You broke it!" "You don't want me to read it!" "Okay, you can start the exam now." "I will manage to read that, whatever it takes." "It's my father's fault." "Let's see..." "I'm very good at jigsaw puzzles, too." "I'll find all the pieces." "Eh!" "Don't get distracted!" "I'm almost there." "Done!" "Listen everyone!" "Leave the paper and go out, quickly!" "Chocola, you'll stay." " Teacher, we still have time." " Yes, we're only in the first half..." "Silence!" "I said it's time to leave!" "You got the hemorrhoids again, right?" " Yes, you'll get them!" " Shut up!" "It's you who will have them." "I'll give you a 0 if you don't leave in 10 seconds!" "Uh oh!" "Chocola, your father doesn't just suck human blood, he also does cribs with pencils." "Show me those pencils." "These pencils are normal ones." "I took the exam with these ones." "You must have some others." "Yes, but I threw them away." "I promise." "I haven't had a look!" "Uhm, this." "Woah!" "That's very accurate!" "I didn't do anything..." "Anyway, go to the staff room." "You won't get away with this." "Ah!" "No, no, no!" "Come here, come quickly..." "What is Dracula doing?" "He must be partying again." "Chocola, you should lecture your father." "Don't get any closer!" "Wait!" "Leave me alone!" "Mr Count!" "Igor, the phone is ringing!" "Answer it!" "Mr Count, bite my neck, please!" "My blood pressure is very high tonight!" "No, get off!" "Igor, the phone!" "Igor, Igor!" "Please wait!" "Igor, Igor!" "My lord..." "I need a break, please." "He's not answering!" "Ah, I feel great now." "It had been a long time since the Count had sucked my blood." "I feel great!" "I'll be able to get some sleep tonight." "Ah, I feel very bad..." "Igor, bring me something to get rid of this aftertaste!" "My lord, something terrible has happened!" "Something terrible happened to me." "I had to bite Blonda's neck..." "Agh, remembering it is disgusting." "Professor Helsing is calling." "He says he found out about the cribs." "What?" "Ah, it's you, Count." "Helsing here." "I've been waiting for some time." "What an idea you had!" "Cribs in pencils!" "Chocola is with me." "What..." "What did you say?" "If you want to say something, come here now." "We'll see each other, alone." "I'll wait in the schoolyard." "Who would fall for that?" "I need proof that you have Chocola with you." "Listen to her, she's crying." "She's being punished now." "Dad, you're an idiot!" "Cho..." "Chocola..." "Take this, and this!" "You'll see!" "No!" "Don't hit her!" "Take this!" "And that!" "You're disgusting, Professor Helsing!" "Taking my daughter as a hostage..." "Okay, I'll be right there!" "Wait for me, Chocola!" "I'll rescue you!" " Igor, get the carriage ready!" " Yes." "Giddy up!" "Finally..." "It's time to face Helsing." "My lord, I'll help you." "No." "If I die, you'll take care of Chocola." "I would die for her..." "And now, let's face the duel!" "My lord!" "I shouldn't have seen that." "I won't let that Professor "Hemorrhoids" stake me so easily." "My lord." "My fangs are very sharp tonight." "You have been on my side for so long..." "Good luck, my lord." "Igor, take care of Chocola." "He's very dramatic." "I've been waiting for you so eagerly, Dracula." "Professor Rip Van Helsing..." "I know that this time would come!" "Come on, attack me!" "Nice attitude." "What are you going to use?" "Garlic?" "A cross perhaps?" "If you want..." "Uhm, a cross!" "Hold on..." "I want to see Chocola first." "Your daughter is in the staff room." "I want to talk to you first." "Talk?" "Right." "I wanted you to come..." "I didn't say it was a fight." "Don't try to play games with me!" "Hey, I think you got the wrong idea..." "I made you come to give you some advice." "Advice?" "Yes, it's nice that you're good with your hands, but you shouldn't get Chocola involved." "I mean, she shouldn't use them." "Okay?" "I think you are spoiling her." "I'm your nemesis, but right now, regardless of that," "I'm talking to you as a teacher." "That's very nice of you." "Chocola didn't use those tools to cheat." "Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" "Never do something like that again." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know..." "I didn't know you were so human." "I'm ashamed." "Anyway, apart from that..." "These pencils are very well made." "Would you sell the patent to me?" "You know, for the Japanese the university entrance examinations..." "I think we could sell them to students." "What do you what?" "We could share the profits." "Helsing, how could a teacher do something like that?" "What about the lecture on cheating?" "Was it a lie?" "Hey, things have their origins and their ends." "Teachers are not very well paid." "And my livelihood depends on that." "We shouldn't talk about that here." "Let's have dinner while we discuss this." "That's the limit!" "They're supposed to be enemies..." "But they're having dinner at Ginza's." "That's going to be a bitter dinner." "Enough of this out here." "Let's go somewhere else!" "Oh..." "If you insist..." "Igor, Igor." "Order 100 dozen pencils and 1,200 lenses." "Don't get that wrong, okay?" "Dad." "Are you going to make more crib pencils?" "This is business, like a job." "Don't get involved in this." "Hey, listen." "That's good business." "What do you think Helsing proposed to me?" "I don't know." "Adults are dirty and corrupt." "Chocola, Helsing says that in the following 100 years... he won't chase after me." "That's a deal, don't you think so?" "[ CRIB PENCILS;" "RECOMMENDED BY PROF." "HELSING ]" "Being a servant is so hard..." "I need to do things like this." "Now I need to present the product." "Come closer and see!" "New product, new release!" "Brought to us by Professor Helsing from the Netherlands!" "You'll get accepted in all universities!" "Mr Helsing..." "Mr. Helsing, I've heard that, though you're a teacher... you're involved in a risky business." "No, no, no way." "Then, explain these." "He found me out!" "You're fired!" "You shouldn't have done that, they fired me!" "You promised not to chase after me any more!" "Who said that?" "Silence!" "I can't study with all that noise!" "I want a duel!" "Noooooooo!" "Dracula!" "Dondora dondora dondora dondora" "Don dorakyura" "Watashi no watashi no daisuki na otousan wa kyuuketsuki" "Kuroi manto ga shibui deshou" "Surudoi kiba ga suteki deshou" "Kono yo de ichiban ano yo demo ichiban" "Yoru no teiou supa sutaa" "Dondora dondora dondora dondora" "Don dorakyura" "Ninniku juujika daikirai" "Otousan wa kyuuketsuki"