"Every relationship is based primarily on mutual respect," " trust, listening..." " Do you hear?" "You should listen to me." "I talk to him for hours, but does he pay me any attention?" "I look at him and he's just staring at nothing." "And you know what he does?" "He holds his breath and in his head calculates how long he lasts." "Look, you need to find the best in your partner." "He's a human being with his desires, dreams, hobbies." "Encourage him in them." "Make him feel that he is admirable, unique and original." "Then he will surely find the will and desire to repay you somehow." "And that's it for today." " What, already?" " Yes." " You were right, she's excellent." " Well..." "Come on." " See you next time." "We will look forward to it." " Good bye." "Hello." "Hi." "I see... hmm..." "OK, bye." " He has to go from the airport to the office." " Until what time?" "Probably after midnight." "It's something urgent." "That's my dad." "One day he will have a heart attack from all the work." "SURPRISE!" "And the palm over there?" "It wouldn't suit you?" " You wanted to do everything calmly, right?" " Hm." "What is it?" " What is it?" " Why are you grunting?" " I'm not grunting." " You are." " Am not." " You are." " But I really like it." " Me too." "But can you control it a bit?" "You know how my mom's feeling." " Okay." " Okay." "So... now you feel fine?" " Yeah, yeah, pretty OK." "I think the worst is behind me." "And did he explain to you why he left you for another?" " And you don't mind that you didn't discuss it?" " No, on the contrary." "I'm glad." "I tried for everything to be without any unnecessary negative emotions." "So you do not ever think about where you made a mistake?" "Sometimes." "A little bit." "Night and day." "You know what?" "I should have known a long time ago." "As soon as he bought the new car." "Or when he grew his long, embarrassing hair!" "He just looks like an idiot!" "But otherwise..." "I am proud that we dealt with the divorce with dignity." "And if he sat here with us now, what would you tell him?" "You bastard, you asshole!" "How could you do it to me?" "What am I supposed to do alone?" "I'll comb your hair, I'll kill you, you'll never recover!" "Ah... the Fabian." "Come in." " Hello" " Hello" " Hello." " Are you okay?" " Certainly." "I've been waiting for you." "Therapeutic exercise to calm down aggression." "I recommend that." " How have you you progressed from last time?" " I'm trying to understand better my husband," " to be tolerant and not complain too much." " Well..." " Do you want to say that's not the case?" " You see?" "She did it again." " I'm sorry..." " Sorry." " No, no, no..." "Don't suppress your anger." "It's not healthy." "Just tell him straight what you think." "When it's still time." "You need to give him certain limits and clip his wings, because otherwise our bird here will think he's still 20 and that he owns the world." "And before you know it, he's poking fun at your thighs, he grows a long, stupid hairdo and you lose him to a 20 year old black woman." "Sorry!" "You have something with a black woman?" "No." "I don't even know one." "And my thighs?" "Beautiful." " Slim." " Are you sure?" " You know I'm crazy about them." " And what else are you crazy about?" "What's wrong, mom?" "It's gonna be OK." " Hi, grandma." " Hi, sweetheart." "Great, and now this." " Grandma, is the coat real?" " Well, I hope so." "Ugh!" "Do you know how many lambs they had to kill to make it?" "If you knew what I had to do to get it, you'd rather feel sorry for me." "What do you think?" " About what?" " My new breasts." "Oh... well... good." "Just good?" "They are sensational!" "I'm dating now one plastic surgeon." "Golden hands." "He gave me a discount." "Well, look." "Firm like in thirty." "So what do you think?" " Hello." " Hi." " Jakub, this is my..." " Vilma." " I'm Jakub." "Well, he's just leaving." "Come on." " Nice to meet you." " That I believe." "Not that one, it's icky." " It's icky." " Sorry." " Good bye!" " Good bye, Tomas!" " Tomas?" " Don't worry." "She is a little bit off." "Come on." "Have you ever been here before with some Tomas?" " Hi." " Hi." " So how are you holding up?" " Great!" "Hmm." "I see." " Did I not tell you this is how it'll end up?" " Please, Mom!" "You said we wouldn't last two months." "You were wrong by only around 23 years." "But I was right at the end." "As always." "So what do we do?" " With what?" " That your husband ran away." "Well... you nothing, I'll somehow manage." "Alone." "That's what I fear." "Mom, really thanks a lot." "His name is Jakub." "Well, sorry." "Who can remember?" "You change them like socks." " On the contrary, we've been going out for a month already." " Whole month?" "Well, that's a record." "Leave her alone." "Please, when I was her age..." "You in any age, mom!" "Ouch!" "What is this..." "So... so you've already solved it." "Excellent." " Who's the new dude?" " This is Zdenek's." " What's it doing here?" " I found it in the dirty laundry." " And why didn't you wash it?" " I forgot!" " Six weeks?" " Mom even sleeps with it." "You're in an even worse condition than I thought." "So what?" "I just miss him, so?" " Is it so weird?" "We've been together for 23 years." " Exactly." "It's high time to mount another stallion." "But mom, you can't just erase such a connection." "That's like with an amputated leg." " You still feel it for a long time afterwards." " I see." " But..." "You can never understand this." " I don't even want to." "Noone could ever stay with me more than half a year." "And at that point he was completely exhausted." "I can recommend some of them to you." "Wait, maybe..." " But I don't want any of them." " Why not?" "They're certified." "I don't need a guy from a second hand." "I'm talking about a spiritual bond, about belonging." "Yeah, a spiritual bond, that's exactly what dad was looking for with that 20 year old." "Look, just please stay out of this!" "Who dragged the mulatto over here?" " With all her gang from Uganda or somewhere like that?" " She is black?" " Yeah!" " There is famine in their country." " We'll find a black man for you as well." "I fed them, gave them clothes." "They were camping here for three months, before I finally found out..." " that my husband pulled the chief of the tribe." " I wanted to help them." "I couldn't know that dad took charity so seriously." "It's only his midlife crisis." "It's nothing serious." "This is a classic, clinically often described case." "It will heal just like a flu." "He just needs to clarify who he is  and where he is going  and then he'll come back." "Mom, have you ever seen how an amputated leg returns?" "So... he kept the keys to the apartment." "Maybe he wants to come for the rest of the furniture, the geezer." "Hey, you two will advise me, okay?" "In case you haven't noticed, I'm the one who has a diploma in social relationships." "That's exactly your constant problem." "Relying too much on your brain." "You should trust also other organs." "Do not underestimate your fanny's IQ." "God, Mom!" "Do you have to be so vulgar?" "I speak as I was raised." "And what's vulgar about a fragrant fanny?" "It's a bait with which you can snatch any man." "Not every man!" "Some also care about emotions and intelligence." "Please, what do you know about men?" "In your entire life you have had just one." "Why do you think they like to run around a golf course so much?" "Because they have eighteen holes there." "They can't resist that." "But it is not always just about sex." "No matter what Freud says." " A healthy relationship depends mainly on the..." " Blah, blah, blah, blah." "Do you fill your patients' heads with this crap?" " Well excuse me." "This is no crap!" " Of course it is." "Goodness!" "I completely forgot about them." "Yes?" "From the looks of it they didn't even miss you that much." "That is completely ridiculous!" "Doing it right here." "No shame!" "Why are you upset?" "You are a relationships counselor." "You should consider this a therapeutic success." " So who do we find for her?" " But I don't want anyone." "I already told you." "Zdenek will be back in a couple of weeks." " You'll see!" " Yeah." "So exactly as I told you, okay?" "Breasts, OK?" "Legs, yeah?" " Model quality, you'd have to see it." " So you hit on her?" "On the contrary." "I deliberately looked like I'm not interested, you understand?" " I did not even notice her." " And what about her?" "Well... at the moment she's using the same tactics." "I see." "Thanks." " Hi." " Hi." "So Tony, that's it for today, okay?" " Already?" " Well..." " Hey, that's unfair." " Just when it started to be exciting?" " You might consider buying it then." " See you tomorrow, okay?" "Bye." " Bye." "He's right, you're cheating him." "It's only half past." "Yeah, but I already can't wait to show you the surprise, you know?" " Yeah?" " So sit down." " I'll blindfold you." " What?" " So..." "What do you think?" "Good, isn't it?" " Well..." " Hey!" "Kitchenette." "Come on... of course, it needs a few small repairs, but... otherwise it'll be perfect." "And it's not too expensive." "The guy who was here before, left somewhat in a hurry." "But electricity, water, it's all connected, so we can move in immediately." "What?" "You want to live together?" "Of course." "We can move in in a day." "Are you mad?" "Why?" " We hardly know each other." " Exactly." "Like this we'll at least have a chance to catch up." "You didn't even consult me." "I thought it would be a surprise." "Well, you succeeded." "Jakub, don't fool around." "You have no idea what it entails." " We attach ourselves to each other, and in two weeks you'll hate my guts." " But that's nonsense!" " Then take a look at my parents." " You can't compare that at all." "Also, they lasted a while, right?" "Look, it's a really generous offer, but it's not possible now." "If only because of mom." "You know the state she's in." "I can't leave her alone now." "Damn, why do you have to save someone all the time?" "It's not enough to teach the disabled, that you care for the homeless." "That you give food, that you give clothes, give blood." "Lucky that you don't have sperm." "Oh, so you would be happier if I was oblivious and insensitive, yeah?" " But no..." " Well, there you go." "Look, if my mom had somebody..." "But like this it would be selfish from me." "You gotta admit that." "Hmm?" " Hello." " Hello." " Hello." "What is your problem?" "So..." "See you in a week." " Good bye." " Good bye." " Good bye." " Good bye." " About time." " Hi." " Move it." "We're going shopping." " I can't, I'm waiting for patients." " They left." " How come?" "Don't worry about that." "It was nothing serious." " He just could not properly satisfy her." " Please, mom, what did you tell them?" "Nothing." "I gave him a few tricks." "They went to try them out." "Shall we?" " That's too much, no?" " Why?" "I would even wear it the other way around." " Right." "Did you see the price tag?" "Did they price it per square centimeter?" "Think of it as an initial investment." "You'll catch a guy with that who will pay for all the others." "Your hair..." "you should have a haircut!" "Do we have to sit right here?" "Come inside." "It's really windy here." "But then again it's healthy for the cervical spine." "Hmm." "I would take this one even myself." " Too bad." " Pity." " You have Jakub, right?" " So what?" "It is always better to have some backup just to be sure." "Guys are terribly unreliable." " Damn it, straighten a bit!" "And stick out your chest." " Girls..." "Who do you think is interested in a slouching 45 year old?" "Apart from an insurer." "What about this one?" " Well, what are you waiting for?" "For me to run after him or what?" " Do not bother." "Just crank bait." "Invite him." "The rest is up to him." "Look." " Now you." " No." "No, you're crazy, no." " Mom!" " No way." "But you'll end up in the club next door." "Well, OK." "That one, yeah?" " That's terrible." "Don't do that." " No." " Well, so what?" "So I haven't flirted for quarter of a century." " That's obvious." "Look, and what about that one?" "He's staring at you ever since we arrived." "Definitely not looking at me?" "Well... nothing much." "But good for you." "As a training." "This cake is delicious." "Bring one more piece." "Go on!" " Hips!" "Work the hips!" " Come on..." "When will your mother finally realize that she has hips..." " and that she needs to use them?" " Hey, but it worked." "You should have listened to me..." "and buy also the high heels." "Those were good just for breaking my leg on the heel." "I always taught you to love life." "Where did I make a mistake?" "Could I have your autograph?" "But of course." "See?" "They still remember me." "Even after all these years." "And such a young guy." "Mom." "He wants you to sign the bill." " Please, give it to me, anyway the card is mine." " No, no, no, no." "Don't you dare!" "It's my treat." "Please." " Oh, it doesn't work." " Really?" "But..." "I say it doesn't work." "Bring another one." " Please, what are you doing?" " I've never paid my bill in my entire life." " And I do not intend to start now." " And who will pay it then?" "Hold on." " Hi, mom." " Bye, bye, bye." " Is this seat free, please?" " Hmm." " I'm Roman." " Helena." " Nice to meet you." " And you." " I was watching you the whole time." "You've probably noticed." " No, not really." "When you walked past me, I couldn't take my eyes of you." "That walk of yours..." " I think I'm exactly the man for you." " Oh, really?" " Absolutely." "Do you know this medicine?" "The best for hip osteoarthritis." "I'm sure you will like her." "Educated, smart, unique." " How does she look?" " Exactly your type." " Used to be a model." " Used to be?" "How long ago?" " Do you remember those magazines from the 80's?" " From eighties, yeah?" " "Knitted fashion" and so on. - "Knitted fashion"?" "So she is as old as me, right?" " So what?" "You can't chase all the time those pubescents with braces?" "This one is distinguished..." "In addition, you don't have to marry her straightaway." "Normally." "You'll have fun, flirt a bit." "You'll enjoy it and she'll be entertained." "I can introduce you right now." "No way." "No introductions." "That's totally stupid." "That just makes people nervous, they're trying to impress..." "It has to be smart, right?" "The meeting must happen naturally." "As if by accident." "Fate." "Women are sensitive to that." "Right." "However you want." "Well what do you know about her?" " Hey!" " Hey!" " About time you're here." " Hello." " Hi." " How do I look?" " Excellent." "These shoes are designed for forest." " Please, who do you want to attract here in this wilderness?" " Hello." "This is Dan." " I'm Dan." " Helena." "What a hottie, no?" "And happily divorced." " You got anything with him?" " Not yet." "But it's only a matter of time." "I hope that the fresh air here will reinvigorate him." " Yeah?" "And you don't need reinvirogating?" " Me?" "Not yet." " Mom..." " I thought you were with the plastic surgeon." " That's so over." "I got my boobs already, right?" " I'm writing a book now." " What are you writing?" "A book." "Why are you surprised?" "Because the longest thing you've ever wrote was a note on the fridge." "He's the one who'll help me with that." "Dan is a journalist." "Great journalist." " What do you write?" " The sports section." " He can perfectly describe physical performance." "That will come in handy." " Hmm." " And what will this masterpiece be about?" " What do you think?" "About me, no?" " Dan will write my memoirs." " Well, I don't envy you." " Why?" " Because you don't remember anything." "She drove all theater prompters crazy." "There are a lot of stories about her around." " For example, you know the one where my mom played in Polish blood...?" " Stop it!" "And you were 40 years younger then." "What about now?" "On stage maybe I might have mixed up my lines every now and then, but in bed I never needed any prompting." "Unlike someone I know." "And if I accidentally forgot something, I have everything carefully recorded." "Here." " What is it?" " Diary." "I call it the "Chronicle of Sighs."" "I have a record of all the guys I had something with." " There were so many?" " No!" "The rest is upstairs." "Wow!" "Complete archive." "All my love career." "Fifty years of hard work." "I have it organized, nicely year by year." "And descriptions in great detail." "Sorry, can I?" "Great material." "I have to read this, sort it, add something, throw something away..." "And publish, right?" " Are you kidding?" "Who would want to read something like that?" " Well..." ""Then he skewered me on his erect spit... and he roasted me until I was completely crips and tender."" " I think people would be interested in this." " Right?" " Oh, yeah." "Well, Jakub is an expert on literature." "He is a bookseller." "Sex and cooking recipes sell the best." "And here it's both in one." " At least I know where I will do a book signing." " Super!" " That's not a bad idea." "Wait a minute." "Now let's all calm down and discuss this rationally." " There are love letters here." " No?" " And photos." "What would be my biography without photos?" "What?" "Uphill." "Of course." "How else." "Who are you looking for?" "Noone." "Just looking through the notes." " Hmm." "And you were daydreaming?" " Well..." "little bit." "I've been thinking about this for a while." "What about having a baby?" " Like right now?" " Hmm." " So you're afraid to move in with me, but you're OK with a child?" " Why not?" "Well, yeah." " Wait, I'm serious." " I also take it seriously." "Maybe we can try what grandma describes on page 34, no?" "Wait, wait." "I've got something better." "Look, there's this foundation." "You just send them five hundred a month... and they buy for those children school uniforms and textbooks." "And once they learn to read and write, you can correspond with them." "I just somehow can't imagine that my first child was..." "...black!" " No problem." "I also have Asians!" "For example look at this little girl from Cambodia." "She looks so sad!" "Hmm." "So you are interested after all." " No, no, no way." " Or do you want to learn?" " You think I need it?" " You don't have to be ashamed." "Compared to your mother everyone is a coy amateur." "I'm just browsing year 63." "March." "What about it?" "I could find my father there." "So far I have seven candidates." "It's quite a varied selection." "From "wonderfully randy asshole with a prick like an Indian totem"" "to some "Mr Noodles"." "That's all I could find out." "Well what about this one?" ""He looked like a sweet, juicy orange that I was tempted to bite into, but when I peeled him back, all that was left was a tedious bore without a hint of humor. "" " Why this one?" " You've got to be after someone, right?" "Why did you agree to it?" "After all, it's the worst gutter press." " I have nothing to lose." " That's right, you can only gain." "For fifteen years I wrote about a bunch of sweaty half-naked guys... who are trying to score as many times as they can, so it's time for a change." "And do you think that this will be such a big difference?" "I think you underestimate your mother." "She's a pretty interesting person." "Sure." "Nobody knows it as well as me." "An alcoholic who makes up even for a phone conversation with a guy." "As an actress she wasn't that famous, and look at these heaps of letters." "I don't remember that any of her guys would leave her." "They adored her." "I just don't understand what they all see in her." "She is full of life, funny, provocative and she radiates temperament." "Dan?" "Little Dan." "Inspiration!" " Why are you avoiding her..." " Shhh!" "...when according to you she is so amazing?" "I don't wanna be the next chapter in her memoirs." "Well, good luck to you, because when mom has somebody in her sights..." " Good night." " Good night." " Goodie morning." " Good morning." "Hey, try it too!" "It'll reduce those pores of yours." " I don't have any pores." " Yes you do." " Mom, I never had any pores." " She always had pores." " Sorry, you didn't go running today?" " Yeah, I'm going to." " And where is Laura?" "Excuse me." "So they sidelined you from work for political reasons?" " Bullshit political resons." "I wouldn't sleep with one commie official." " I see." "And then he made it impossible for me." "But if you saw him..." "It really wasn't possible." "Even I had my limits." "And why didn't you come back to the theater, after it was possible?" "They only offered me roles of same old hags." "And that's not for me." " Well, and what about films?" " Yeah, they called me a couple of times." "Some adverts." "But tell me, am I the right type for denture adhesive?" "No." "Definitely not." "You really want to just work the whole day?" "You can't think of anything better?" "Are there any mushrooms around?" " This has to be tight." " Hmmm." " And here as well." "Your body is really..." "...tight." "Let's tighten this." "And this shouldn't chafe, that is." " Does it chafe a bit?" " No it doesn't." " But it has to be firm, right?" " Hmm." "Because when this takes off..." "Is it good?" " Here is a karabiner..." " Hmm." " What are you doing here?" " Good morning." " Good morning." " Jakub, this is..." " Michal." "Jakub!" " This is Laura." "My girlfriend." " I see." "And that's Helen over there." " Nice to meet you." "I'm Michal." " Hello." "I was just showing her a few mountain-climbing necessities," " without which we can't climb up, right?" " Hmm." " Wait!" " You want to climb up?" " Of course." " Are you crazy?" " You've never done it before." " Exactly." " Do you know how high it is?" "So what?" "We're not all scared shitless, right?" "I won't let you to break your neck!" "Take it off!" " What about you, Helena, do you want to try it too?" " Mom, okay?" " And why not?" "But you said yourself, that it's dangerous." " Maybe not that much." "And here..." " Michal." " Michal would teach you real quick." " Guaranteed." " Well..." " There you go." " What?" "What was that about?" "Ordering me around like that." " Do you want your mom to find someone?" " Yeah." " Do you?" "So give her a chance." "Helena, feel free to move." "You don't have to have four supporting points, three are more than enough." " I am dizzy!" " Already, huh?" " Yeah." " Heights, that's not for me!" " Don't worry, I'm spotting you." "You'll see that you'll love it at the end." " Hardly." " Oh, yeah." "Ah!" "This isn't happening!" "That is something!" "We can't manage to take all of it, right?" "Take off your shirt." "Excuse me?" " We can't leave it here." " Yeah." "There." " That's not gonna be big enough." " How come?" "I..." "I'll go ahead, right?" "So that it doesn't spoil, huh?" "So..." "Hold this for me." " There." " Leg up." " What if we put this table here on the other side?" " The other one!" " Give me." " Yes, yes, exactly there." "Good!" " Congratulations." "You're good!" " Thank you." " I'm good!" " She's good!" " I did it." " She's good!" " Nice one!" "Hi!" " A bit of a charmer that Michal, huh?" " Well..." "Definitely." " You don't like him?" " No, the opposite." "He's absolutely perfect." " Right?" " Hmm." " If I was a woman..." "And what a coincidence!" "An unattached guy my age appears right next to our cottage, and he knows exactly what I like, what I hate, what music I listen to - thank you - what movies I watch." "He even knows my book, and my publisher says that it was bought by altogether 14 people." "That's incredible." "Perhaps fate." "Hmm." "Maybe." "Are you angry?" "No, I'm not angry." " I just don't understand why you're doing all of this, Kuba?" " I think you shouldn't be alone." "For you that would be..." "especially pity." "And Michal is smart, charming." "I think you're a good match together." " And just because of that he's showing off like this?" " Well..." " I told him..." " Well?" "...that you adore secret sex in public places and that opera whets your appetite for oral sex." "So now I understand why he asked me if I saw the new performance of Aida." "Yeah, that's it." "But don't tell him that you know." "Give him a chance." " What are you cooking?" " North Indian mushroom tandoori." " I've never eaten that in my life." " You'll have the opportunity." "I can't believe you're still unattached when you can cook like this." "Well that makes me wonder too, what's the matter." "Too many interests." "That will be it." "One didn't like my diving," " the second one, that I care for stray dogs, the third..." " You run a shelter?" "No, but at one point it looked like it in my place." "I like it when there's something four-legged running around me." "What about you, Helen, do you have some pet at home?" "Well... ever since I invited that exterminator, I hope not." "I also sometimes feel lonely." "But one manages to do things that he thought he wouldn't have time to do." "I learned to ride a horse." "I'm learning the basics of Hungarian," " I play competitively dominoes..." " That's always handy." "But I also attended a knitting course, I tried judo..." "And most importantly, every weekend I go out to get some fresh air." "Just like that." " With a backpack, sleeping bag, sleeping pad." " Those women didn't leave him anything else.." "In November I'm going to Norway." "Near the Arctic Circle." "You can rent there these cabins." "Everywhere around just wasteland, nothing else." "No electricity, no television, no water, no shower," " no central heating, dry toilet." " That's fantastic." "Hmm." "Great vacation." " This needs some more ginger." " Yeah." "I'll get it." "Well, and now I bought a hang-glider." "That's been always my dream." "Only up in the air I feel free." "Up there one has such a perspective." "You can sometimes fly with me." "Me?" "With my vertigo?" "Have you seen today's climb?" "Well that's my limit." "I would have never believed I can overcome that fear and climb up there." "I believe that it's not the last peak that we have achieved together." "Well..." "I once climbed on the roof with a friend." "We were about 12" "And from that roof we could see the windows of the girls' hostel." "And when we climbed up there, that friend stood up like this, he looked at me and said..." " Isn't it already done?" " Looks like it is." " I'm really hungry." "It's supposed to be marinated in the spices for at least 36 hours, but nevertheless I guarantee you, that you'll be licking your fingers." "If I ever prattle like this for the book, then please immediately cross it out." "Do you have to try so hard?" "How try hard?" "There's no connection yet between us." " What about the peak?" " But that was a joke." "We should stop with these antics." "Why?" "After all, it 's just getting interesting, no?" " You know what she's been through?" " And you know what is ahead of her?" "I don't want for her to be disappointed again." "No worries." "I won't disappoint her." "Don't worry." "I'll tread lightly." "Like the wind." "Behold,militarymusic is playing." "And who is in front?" "That girl is young, fresh as a spring flower." "Now she lifts up her skirt and the whole band is staring at her." "Just the drummer sees nothing as he marches last." "And his big instrument spoils his view of everything." "Clink!" "A large drum sapperlot." "Bang!" "You have to play it by the notes." "Cric crac!" "All in the bag, weapon in your hands and march in step." "Bang the drum from donkey's skin, bangitty... bang!" "It has lasted for five years." "I played 315 performances." "If you saw the one, who's playing it now..." "With her figure I'd be ashamed to go and do dubbing." "This is exactly how I remember her from my childhood, sarcastic and cocky." "And what about you, Helena, can you tell us something about your mother?" "You don't have enough from those diaries of hers?" "Some funny personal memory would certainly enrich it." "I'm not sure I could put one like that together." " I told you, she hates me." " But that's not true, mom." "So why don't you contribute to the book?" "Why are you so theatrical about it?" "Theatrical?" "Please take a look at yourself, how you dress here." "So what?" "I'm a woman and I want that to be seen." "Its not my fault you don't dare to do the same." "You've never worn proper shoes." " And she's got such gorgeous legs." "Show your legs, show your legs!" " Mom, please..." " Show your beautiful legs!" " Stop it, dammit!" "Just because she married a shorty she was afraid to wear high heels, so that he wouldn't look like a dwarf." "Poor baby." " She was totally submissive to him." " But that wasn't the case." " What then?" " It doesn't matter." " Oh, yeah." "I don't want to argue." "Cric crac!" "All in the bag, weapon in your hand and march in step." "Bang the drum from donkey's skin, bangitty... bang!" "Just try it." "Take it out on me." "Show that you have blood in your veins." " Very well." "Can I?" " Here." "So..." "I was maybe eleven." "Mom here fell asleep right at noon because she was completely drunk blind and I took advantage." "Secretly, I snuck into her closet, where I was forbidden to go, and I borrowed her high heels, which I really liked." "Then I walked in them around the apartment." "Then when mom woke up she beat me like a horse." " Because you broke my heel." " So what?" "My God, it was one stupid heel!" "Even then you had about a hundred other pairs." "Why do you think I borrowed them?" "Because I wanted to look like you." "And that was also the last time." "Since then I luckily never had such a stupid idea." "Is that enough?" "Well, we don't have to put everything in the book, no?" "Who would want to read such a tome?" "You were right." "It's better if we leave it." " Everything all right?" " Yeah." "Completely." "This is from Michal." " As an apology." " Thank you." " What did he tell you?" " Who?" "The friend on the roof." "He stood like this, just looked at me and said..." " Nice dreams." " You too." "Yes." "Hi." "No, you're not disturbing." "And it's not just another matchmaking action?" "OK... yeah." "I'd like to go." "Thank you for the invitation." "I can't remember the last time I've been to the cinema." " Did you like that?" " Yeah, I liked it." "For example the scene where she encased her mother in concrete, that was excellent." "I thought that you would be amazed by that scene." " But I also liked other ones." " So did I. Such as the love scene on the Ferris wheel." "Damn it!" " What is it?" " My husband's mistress." " This one?" " Yeah." "I don't understand what he sees in her." " Hi, Helena." " Hey." "What are you up to here?" "Well... we went to buy a new bed." "You know, the old one already broke." "I know how you feel." "The tigress here is also terribly wild." "She really tests my stamina, huh?" " Come on, Jakub, not here." " Why should I be quiet?" "Fortunately, she wants to do it everywhere, just not in the bedroom." "Apparently she has some bad memories or something." "So our bed is perfectly safe." "Zdenìk!" " Bye." " Well, bye." " Do you need anything?" " No, I don't." " Clean up in here!" " Yeah, yeah." " Mom won't come?" " She can't, she's got a date." " With Michal?" " No, with Dan." " With that scribbler, right?" " Yeah." " Well, that's probably not a date." " He just needed something for that book, no?" " I don't know, she dressed up a bit." " She made up and put on the best shirt." " The turquoise one with the neckline?" "Hmm, I think so." " Hopefully it'll work out, right." " Hmm." "Here." "Thirtieth row." "Seventeenth grave." "So here it is." "Quite a looker, huh?" "How could your father be ugly?" " How did you actually tracke him down?" " I'm a journalist." "It's my job to sniff out others' secrets." "I stealthily asked Vilma and the rest was a breeze." "And here I found out something about him." "Thank you." "And above all don't be afraid." "He wasn't exactly a model of all virtues." "Perhaps your mother was right not to introduce him to you." "You will always defend her, huh?" "I admire her." "More and more." "I have no idea how she can handle it." "In her situation I would've collapsed long time ago, and yet she's always optimistic." "In what situation?" "Wait..." "You don't know?" " What are you doing?" " I leave my feminine sensuality to speak." "That's not what I'm talking about." "I saw your X-ray and CT." "So what?" "Do I look good on them?" " Why didn't you tell me?" " What would you do?" " I could have helped somehow." " Oh, please, you know that's not possible." "But yeah, there are options." "Surgery, chemotherapy, radiation..." " You can stick that somewhere." " But this way you'll die." " I'm going to die anyway." " Yeah, but..." "Not that soon." "Hey, I survived three regimes with my fanny and I owe her a lot." "I won't let them cut her." "My best friend forever." " Mom, don't be silly." "If you don't do it, do you know how much time you got?" " Yeah." "Enough for me to manage to organize everything I need." "It's not that bad to know the date of my last performance." " I can prepare for it." " What does that mean?" "To still get new boobs, new hairstyle, get some new guy?" "Also I prefer to sign photos to my fans with perfect number fours," " rather than X-ray images." " God, what fans?" " Wake up, nobody remembers you anymore!" " Just wait." "Mom, don't be silly." "Your life's at stake." "Exactly." "Right." " So... you'll move in with me, so that I can take care of you." " No way!" "You look to take care of yourself." "Just look at you." "You're in worse shape than I am." "And don't you dare to tell anyone!" "Got it?" "Sure." "But you can help me in one way." "What do you think?" "These or these?" " For what?" " Well..." "The big final." " I don't understand her at all." " Who?" "Mother." "Always so worried about herself." "Complete hypochondriac." "She only broke a nail, and ran to the doctor." "And now, when it's really serious, she pretends like it's nothing." "She is only interested in getting into some guy's pants." "For example, how she is shaking in front of Dan." "Why could it supposed to be her son!" " And that's what upsets you about her?" " What?" "That she dares to start something with a partner so much younger." "Please, what daring?" "She's absolutely ridiculous!" "And you?" " You're not tempted to try it?" " No, no, no." " What about Jakub?" " What about him?" " You see each other quite a lot now." " Well... and so what?" " So you don't desire him?" " No, no." " Oh, God!" "He's my daughter's boyfriend after all, right?" " Mine too." "Look, you don't have to worry." "We just went out a couple of times." "He's nice, funny." "Actually I don't remember the last time when somebody dedicated themselves to me like that." "He's attentive and he's on my side." "That record, for example." "I just mentioned it in passing and he remembered that I like it." "Do you know how many antique shops he must have crawled through to find it?" "Every time I listen to it, I remember how he lowers his eyes when he's shy." "Or when he is nervous, he starts to pull his fingers like this." "Or when he is thinking, there is this line between his eyebrows." "Have you noticed?" "Or when he laughs, he has wrinkles around his mouth." "What?" " What does he want?" " Maybe you." "You know what?" "This needs a calm, rational approach, right?" "Go there yourself." " The session is over." " You can't leave me in this." "I'm sorry." "Rules have to be followed." "We'he overran by twenty minutes." "You know what?" "Damn you." " Hello." " Hi." " Is this bad time?" " Well..." " Oh, you're just listening to it, huh?" "Well... sometimes I play it." "When I'm in the mood." "That's good." "Can you let me in for a moment?" "I'm not coming empty-handed." "Well..." "Laura's not here." "She left her with her friends to save some birds or something." "And what else." "She didn't tell me anything." "I thought that we can finally celebrate the new apartment." "I don't understand at all how she could forget." "I guess I'll have to get some incurable disease..." " so that she finds more time for me." " I'm glad she's so generous." " I wouldn't be able to devote my time like this." " Oh yeah, that she manages!" "But if I hanged himself on a branch, first she would wonder," " if the tree wasn't protected.." " You exaggerate!" " Unfortunately, no." "I hope that you're hungry because I'm inviting you to dinner." "You never told me you also know how to cook." "Well... so..." "I'm no Michal, but if you help me..." " Here." " Hmm." "How is Dan?" " Dan?" " Yeah." " I don't know." "Why?" "I heard you went on a date together." "Laura said so." "No, it wasn't a date." "He just wanted something for the mom's book." "I knew it." "Well... this is exactly what I told Laura." " Anyway he's not your type." " Why do you think so?" "Well..." "He's too old for you." " Please, he's the same age as me." " Really?" " Hmm." "But you look much better." "Yeah?" "Thanks." " Should I cut it?" " Hmm." " Okay." "What's the matter?" "Is something wrong?" "I forgot something, but nothing important." "Done." "We can test-drive it." "Hmm." "Thank you." " Can I?" " No, no more for me." "I'm beginning to levitate and talk too much." "So I have to drink all this by myself?" "Will you carry me to bed then?" " Can I ask you something?" " Well." "Have you ever... been unfaithful to your husband...?" "What gave you that idea?" "I don't know." "I was just curious." "But you don't have to answer, if you don't want to." " No, never." " Really?" " Yeah." "Why are you surprised?" "Have you ever cheated on Laura?" " No, no." " So..." "Why are you so surprised?" "You're intelligent, beautiful, confident..." "You must have had a lot of guys around you." "You're exaggerating." "So... occasionally some opportunity was there," " But I never used it." " And you don't regret it?" "No." "I guess I always used to bet everything on one card." "That's a pretty risky way." "Well, my mom also tried to show me reason all my life" "I can see that." "But don't change." "You're perfect." " Well you should also stop drinking." " I'm completely sober." "I'll wash the dishes." "Thank you." " Jakub, don't be silly." "Think about Laura." " The more I think about her, the more I want you." "Look what you're doing." "I'm sorry." "Turn off the lights." "Why?" "I'm old." "Not for me." " One leg..." " Hmm." "What is it?" "I thought you wanted this." "I do." "Go on." "So maybe I'll try this?" " Good, huh?" " Yeah, great." "Hey, can I make a call?" " Now?" " Just briefly." "Sorry, we can continue." " Are you sure?" " Yeah, yeah, sure." "Damn it, where is it?" " Damn it, who?" " Jakub!" "Where can he be now?" " Does it matter now?" " What do you mean, matter?" " You're here with me, no?" " How is that related?" "We should have the final survey of the apartment so where is he hopping?" " Perhaps he's hopping with some HO, no?" " How can you make fun of this?" "You're really great, you guys!" "Infidelity here, infidelity there, as if nothing happened!" "How can you be so insensitive?" "So why are you here with me?" "You don't find this absurd?" "Well, yes." "So we can at least play dominoes, no?" " Hi, mom!" " Hey!" "What are you doing here?" " I live here, no?" " Well yeah, but you said you'd be back tomorrow evening, no?" "Everything is different." "Did something happen?" " Jakub is cheating on me." " What?" "How did you come up with that?" " He hasn't answered his phone the whole night." " But that doesn't mean anything." "He must be with another woman." "Last week he didn't even try to convince me to move in with him." " Look, there are plenty of other possible explanations." " Such as?" " Well, maybe he went out with his friends and slept in their place." " He'd have told me." "I'm gonna get some bread and then you'll tell me all about it, yeah?" " I'll go with you." " No!" "No, you've just got here." "Go relax." "My head is somewhere else." "I'll take a bag and we'll discuss it." "Damn it!" " You witch!" " What?" " Why didn't you admit it straight away?" "Laura, please don't be mad." " Do I know him?" " Who?" " I mean your new guy." "Yeah..." "Well..." " I don't think that completely." " It was clear to me long time ago." "Only Jakub didn't want to believe me." "So, where are you hiding him?" "He already le..." "Well... he's asleep." " Upstairs." " Can I take a look?" " He's a very light sleeper." " He's naked, huh?" " Well..." "Hmm." "I bet that Jakub is gonna call you shortly, okay?" "And he'll explain everything." "So you better stay here, so you don't miss him." "I'll be back in a minute." "Wait a minute!" "I'm almost ready!" "Give me a moment!" "Good, you can now." "You're pretty quick." "If you want to wash the bathroom is free now." "I think he's already taking a shower at home." "Well, don't tell me that." "Just a moment ago he was trying to get in with me." "The bathroom is free!" " That's not possible." "Have you met him?" " No." " You must have missed him." " Hmm." " What a bugger, running away like this." "We've ended up, huh?" " Yeah." "But I'm not gonna give up Jakub that easily." "And you know what I'll do now?" "Exactly what would you'd do in my situation." " Yeah?" " Yeah!" "I will go to him, sit on his stairs and wait until he returns." "And then I won't ask him about anything, no interrogations, I'll just simply apologize." " God, for what?" " Well... there's quite a lot." "I didn't treat him that great in the last days." " I think you're overreacting." " What am I supposed to do?" "Wait for for the other girl to completely control him?" "I don't know why you're suddenly so angry." " I didn't think that he mattered to you that much." " What?" "You're probably right..." "Only tonight I finally realized how much he means to me." " That's just jealousy." " No." "I couldn't sleep and I was thinking all the time about how he's so great and how it could be with him." "Now he's with some bitch." " How do you know it's a bitch?" " So you admit too he's got someone?" "Well... no, but... maybe he met someone who can understand him well." " And he told you anything?" " No, I just think... that you should give him an opportunity so that he can in case something really happened..." "somehow explain it to you." "And then he decided." "Alone." "Mom, I love him." "Do you get it?" "I'll smarten up a bit and go." " What do you think, good?" " Good." " Okay." "Wish me luck." " Hmm." "Hey, could I borrow your T-shirt with the neckline?" " Jakub really liked it on you, and he thought it looked sexy on you." " Sure." "Yeah, she's here." "She arrived a moment ago." "Of course she told me what had happened." "That's terrible." "How could you do something like that to her?" " How was it?" " Mom!" "I sent him after her to try to talk to her and explain it." "Well, I think he's already here." "I don't think he managed to explain a lot." "Mom, what should I do?" "Mom, are you there?" " Of course I am." " So why aren't you saying anything?" "For the first time in your life you want my help so I'm savouring it." "But I won't say anything else than what I usually say." "Enjoy it!" " Are you serious?" " Absolutely." "Laura is young, she'll get over it." "And if he wants you, then go for it headfirst, before the magic disappears." " But I'm afraid that..." " That Laura begins to hate you?" " Like you me?" " Yeah." " I can't help you with that." "Perhaps you'll have to wait for forgiveness." "Like me." "What is it?" "I'd like to buy it." "Excuse me?" "What?" " Or not?" " No, no, no." "Yeah, of course." "It looks quite promising, huh?" "Here we go." "The publisher is already considering a reprint." " Well, congratulations." " Thank you." " You're famous." "Not really." "She's famous." "So what?" "Is there also a chapter about you?" "No..." "But you were right, it was hard to escape it." "Thank you so much." "You're my hero." "I remember you when you were young." " Hush, hag." " Hi, mom." " Hi." " Can I also ask for your autograph?" " Certainly." "What should I write there?" "To my beloved daughter?" " You decide." " And..." "Can I?" " There." " How are you feeling?" "Great." "As always." "Look what I've got." "Mom!" " A gift." " From whom?" "A bit older, but still good." "You're driving me crazy." "And how are you?" "Great." "It's a beautiful feeling to have to stand on your toetips if you want to kiss someone." "Hi." " Hi." " Hi, sweetheart." " I'm glad you came, that we can finally..." " I only came to wish luck to Vilma." " That's nice of you." "So, good luck!" "Let her be!" "It needs time." "Love, oh, love!" "Where do people find you?" "You don't grow in the mountains, they don't sow you in the fields." "You don't grow in the mountains, they don't sow you in the fields." "Laura!" "I'm glad that you've finally called." "We need to talk." "Come on." "Enough of me." "Rather take a picture of my princess." "Don't be shy." "Wait, we'll put on a little make-up..." "Come here." "There you go." "Smile." " Thank you." " Chorus on stage!" "Vilma, that's for you, too!" "Comrade Válová, immediately come on the stage!" "Darling, please, can you move your irresistible backside... and come here to join us?" "We need you on the set." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Don't cry." "You'll smear your make-up." "It doesn't matter." "How come?" "You never know where you'll find an interesting guy." "What about my make-up?" "Good?" "Good." " But these clothes are useless." " Actually, they suit you." "I wanted more cleavage." "I look like an old settled woman." "Pull it a bit off my shoulders." "Come on!" "Now the second one." "Please, mom, can you behave at least at your own funeral?" "It's my day, no?" "So a bit more." "Let me enjoy it for the last time." "Yeah!" "Now it's finally alluring." " Does it matter?" "You're five days dead." " Shh!" "I told you not to talk about my age in front of people." "Quite a few people came, right?" "And you didn't believe me." "Most of them came just to make sure it's not another of your provocations." "They can burst with envy, bores." "Unlike them I enjoyed it and I don't regret anything." "Just the fact that I didn't make more time... for you." "Will you forgive me?" "There's nothing to forgive." "So  now it's completely up to you." "Come on, let me go." "You're in my light." "Well, good luck!" "Come on." " Greetings, lady." " Hello." "You're late." "They've already moved out." "We're not here to move anything." " On the contrary, we've got something for you." " For me?" "And from whom?" "Well... but that's not possible." "She's already dead for a fortnight." " That's exactly how Vilma wanted it." "Hello." " Hello." "May I?" "Do you mind?" " Hi." " Hi." " You look great." " Thank you." " What do you need?" " Won't we sit down?" "I prefer to stand." "OK." "So let's at least go for a walk." "You know, I'd like to discuss the divorce papers with you." " I've sent them a long time ago." " I know, I know." "Exactly." "That's what I wanted to discuss with you." "I don't want to be hasty." "All this time you were chasing me to sign them and is now..." "We should properly consider this." "We've been together for a long time and it wasn't all bad." "We have a lot memories together, a daughter..." "I saw her just last week." "Her guy, isn't he the one who was with you before?" "Well... that's him." "Look how we've ended up, right?" "Elen also left me." "She found some basketball player." "Would you believe that?" "And you know that yes?" "How about if we tried it again together?" "No." "I know." "I didn't behave in the right way, but  if you give me another opportunity, I'm sure I'll be able to put it right." "You can't put everything right." "You know what?" "Those divorce papers, sign them as soon as possible, OK?" "Why the sudden hurry?" "I want to put it all behind me and just be free." "English subtitles 2012 sMOULa"