"Copyright from ecOtOne™" "Relax uncle, just wait." "Uncle, give me that stick." "Ramnik Bhai, shove the bamboo from inside and try..." "It's Rs. 35... fix yöur meter first..." "it can't be more than 33!" "Devesh Bhai!" "Hurry up!" "I was about to call yöu... what's wrong?" " Come fast." "There's an emergency" "Look at the crowd gathered!" "Ramnik, yöu idiot... push harder!" "Alpesh Bhai... what's wrong Alpesh Bhai?" "The door is locked from the inside... who is inside?" "No one!" "Then how is it locked?" "There is only one nutcase capable of this in the house!" "yöu never listen to anyone." "yöu never listen to anyone." "One minute." "Beat her up." "She's driving the entire chawl crazy!" " Don't stress yöur throat... what are yöu guys looking at now?" "Go home!" "Thank yöu Pappa..." "How did yöu lock it, if yöu were outside?" "What's this?" "Well..." "I tied this pajama string to the bolt slipped the other end under the door a hard tug... door closed!" "Do yöu know how to open it now?" "Never sell a suit without a matching tie!" "Unbolt the door and I'll admit yöu're smart" "Gayatri, Hurry up." "Don't try to outsmart me or yöu will get thrashed." "Please Dad!" "Agneepath is my favourite film..." "I promise... tomorrow I will study for 2 hours extra..." "Shut up!" "Let him come no?" "Why?" "Watching this film will make him a class topper?" "Let's go" "Ma... can I stay back?" "I want to study..." "Enough studying yöu're already a topper..." "shut up and come with us..." "Listen up." " Yes sir!" "I've locked Nikhil in his room..." " Yes Sir" "If he tries to come out..." "Sir, then I will request him to go right back in." "Request?" "!" "yöu moron!" "Drag him back in by his ears!" "Yes sir!" "'Congratulations Ma.' 'yöu've once again managed to drive yöur son out of the house'" "'HEY!" "'" "'What are yöu shooting at the car for?" "'" "'Here... '" "what's this?" "yöur Diabetes medicines, sir" "I have Diabetes?" "Yes Sir... yöu got me Vitamin C tablets for diabetes?" "Huh?" "Sir..." "Nikhil sir told me yöu have diabetes..." "And where is Nikhil now?" "'I have a bad habit of always being on time'" "'But I'm a little late today..." "so sorry about it'" "Abhay... roti" " Thanks Ma" "where's Nikhil?" "Studying... he will eat later" "Studying?" "Behind closed doors?" "Should he be studying with doors and windows wide open?" "Has anything half-decent ever happened behind closed doors?" "yöur being a cop doesn't make everyone else a thief" "Papa, I am telling yöu, he isn't going to make it to any of the services" "The police will throw him out in the interview, even if he passes the test..." "Revenue services can't take him, because he'll spend everything they have!" "And if he becomes a forest guard..." "there will be no forest left to guard!" "Please eat with yöur mouth shut why are yöu calling me from yöur room?" "yöu're not in Delhi?" "Then where are yöu?" "Mumbai..." "No ya, she's too pale - 8.5" " But Ma please don't tell dad..." "It's Rajeev's wedding and dad would've never let me go" "I told yöu not to come... if yöu fail the IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY ass" "Hey fatso... some cousin yöu're... always scaring me" "Just sit straight" "Ma... hold on..." "just one sec..." "Ma listen... 8!" "8!" "What?" "Out of 100?" "Minus 1.4" "Yes Ma." "But how did yöu get out of the house?" "Through the window Ma..." "But that window has a grill" "Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws..." "and the drawer had a screwdriver... yöu mean, yöu left the window open?" "Yeah mom please shut it." "If mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit." "Nikhil, yöu're impossible!" "Are yöu going somewhere?" "No... right now I am stuck." "yöu need help?" "Okay..." "Quite heavy..." "Yup." "That's... quite heavy..." "Hurry up please?" "Woah!" "That was cool." "Cricket should be for 20 overs only... game over in three hours!" "Man... in my opinion... 33 should play... 11 specialist batsmen, 11 specialist fielders and 11 specialist bowlers else tailenders are expected to score 100s" "Like baseball and the ground should rotate clockwise and anti-clockwise" "Like those disco-stages in films?" "The ground revolves, as do the fielders." "Bowler's screwed - since fielders are circling." "Batsman's screwed too - as he won't know which gaps to place his shots in and fielders are super screwed... to run or to stop..." "A stupid idea of momentous proportions imagine in the first 15 overs, within the circle are two flying fielders they grab the ball out of the air." "Airport?" "yöu really do give a long rope yöu reel it in pretty well too" "Imagine if we were on the same team, we'd be like a house on fire..." "Lets go boss." "yöu wanna come to Goa?" "Err... this wedding?" "Is it yöur wedding?" "No" "Then?" "Just come." "I can't just come..." "Okay..." "Hasta La Vista" "Have a good life mista!" "One more, just one more!" "The Solanki family welcomes one and all..." "So ladies and gentlemen, open yöur hearts and yöur mouths... and get ready for the juice drinking competition!" "Did yöu speak to yöur mum?" "What did she say?" "Guys, I just met an 8 on 10..." "Sssir..." "Forget 8..." "This place" "Hi..." "The competition is about to start..." "Aren't yöu taking part?" "She is the bride's sister..." "a typical Virgo as yöu can see... a keeper!" "She's a livewire man... wire!" "?" "She's a power-plant by herself!" "So bring it on!" "One..." "Two... start..." "C'mon!" "C'mon, go for it!" "Sir... if she smiles, she's snared!" "A model entering the movies yöu'll need to be her hero!" "♫A little unsaid♪" "♫A little undone♪" "♫A little of both♪" "♫Fleetingly it stays,♪" "♫In a twinkle its gone♪" "♫Such a silly little feeling♪" "♫Yipeee..." "I'm such a hippie♪" "♫we dance, we prance..." "reach for the ceiling.♪" "♫However hard i resist,♪" "♫These hips do shake 'n twist,♪" "♫To the tune of the beat,♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi♪" "♫Hahahahahahahahahahaha here we go♪" "♫Nanananananananananana now yöu know♪" "♫This is the way we do it, this is the way we roll♪" "♫Ladies be losin' it, gentlemen outta control♪" "♫Move yöur body to the new-new sound" " Git' up!" "♪" "♫Git' up git' up, yöu can't be sittin' around" " No!" "♪" "♫Can't beat the combination of the new and old♪" "♫I love a little bit of old-school rock and roll!" "♪" "♫She's a spitfire,♪" "♫Her eyes are fireworks, she spouts wisecracks,♪" "♫The gal's a smooth talker.♪" "♫She's a spitfire,♪" "♫All she encounters, say she's spectacular,♪" "♫Nights turn sleepless, driving yöu insane,♪" "♫In a style all her own.♪" "♫Yippie..." "I'm a hippie,♪" "♫we toast to glasses overflowing♪" "♫However hard i resist,♪" "♫These hips do shake 'n twist,♪" "♫To the tune of the beat,♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi♪" "♫without hesitation,♪" "♫Frolic 'n fun, to the night,♪" "♫Turn in yöur vexation♪" "♫without hesitation♪" "♫This chance of a lifetime,♪" "♫A high that is slow in descent,♪" "♫Belongs to a celebration.♪" "♫Lets drink..." "live it up,♪" "♫Despite Daddy's scowls, or Mum's♪" "♫However hard i resist,♪" "♫These hips do shake 'n twist,♪" "♫To the tune of the beat,♪" "♫Everybody!" "I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi♪" "Oh!" "Thank god!" "What would I do without yöu..." "Everything's made with pure cream!" "Very nice!" "Are yöu also a cop?" "No..." "Dad is..." "I joined the civil services everyone in the family made it to some government post... except Nikhil" "Nikhil... does what exactly?" "Nikhil... err... umm... events... why didn't yöu tell me before?" "I just heard form my contacts..." " yöur bloody contacts!" "The ring thing was on na sir?" "I'll put that ring on yöur thing..." "just wait!" "Hello... yes sir, is this true?" "yöu raised the bid deposit to 60 million?" "!" "He organizes things..." "at large events..." "He looks after logistics..." "and hospitality yöu mean he's like a caterer!" "He's a businessman..." "like yöu folks" "Pappa..." "Hmm?" "yöu know I don't believe in dowry... right?" "How much do yöu want?" "Papa... today at the IPL cricket league meeting everyone was so happy that I was marrying Karishma Solanki, the daughter of the owner of Kaveri Sarees..." "Devesh Solanki..." "I do know my name, as well as that of both my daughter and my company." "I felt so proud when I heard that yöu started off by showing saris in a shop a long time ago." "Son, in a sari shop, It's normal to show saris." "Hot dogs are sold outside on the street!" "Now how much do yöu need?" "Actually Pappa, yöu know I am going to organize the grand IPL opening ceremony the tender will be out in a week but they have suddenly increased the bid from 10 million to 60 million!" "First tell me..." "Have yöu returned the 3 million yöu took from Karishma for yöur house?" "That was only 2.5 million..." "The rest ummm... got adjusted right?" "Is it?" "Our Devesh, he's a king!" "The king of the saree business..." "KAVERI..." "The best showroom!" "And that fatty..." "Vipul, the yöungest, he's a prince... the Prince of polymer!" "Hello uncle." "Hello." "How's everything?" "All well..." "Err..." "Yes... yöu?" "So... what else?" "Pappa!" "Nikhil bought that?" "I can't sell myself, Can I?" "What did he have to sell to buy this?" "His kidney?" "Pappa..." "Sssir..." "marrying into this Solanki family ...was such a masterstroke..." "Now our company will surely take-off!" " Here... what?" "Hold this" "Baby, we can't keep breaking up like this!" "Karishma!" "At least tell me what did I do now?" "yöu asked Pappa for money..." "Don't yöu have any self-respect?" "What yöu are calling self-respect is actually ego and I am not egoistic... yöur ego shouldn't get in the way of asking for help..." "And what yöu are calling ego, is actually self-respect!" "My sense of 'self' tells me, if yöu need help never let yöur ego get in the way..." "Baby, what can I do?" "Wasn't it yöu who wanted me to crack big contracts..." "Now what do I do if there's an emergency..." "But if it bothers yöu, I will not take any money from Pappa" "I'll manage... okay?" "No, it's not OK!" "yöu approach everything so casually!" "Yesterday yöu had a contract... today yöu don't!" "Papa was right yöu're upto no good yöu will be a stay-at-home husband yöu tell me how can I live with a man I don't respect such a loser... useless" "Karishma, please ya... did I not support yöu when yöu were struggling?" "I spent everything I earned on yöu." "yöu have given me 7 years, all I am asking for is 7 more days!" "I promise yöu, before the wedding I will convince yöu, that" "I am perfect for yöu... and If I can't, yöu can do as yöu please... but please give one last chance!" "Gimme me one last chance ya!" "Maa... water please!" "Can someone get the door please?" "Had the wedding been in Lucknow, I would've organised a 21-gun salute... here there's no water to drink nor to wash!" "I've called for a tanker already..." "Fix a meeting with that Mr. Roy..." "Everone's going deaf" "Only he can get us 50 million..." "Namaste." "Namaste." "How are yöu?" "Namaste." "How are yöu?" "Namaste." "Bro, howdy?" "How are yöu?" "Love marriage huh?" " Yes uncle." "Uncle!" " Stop it!" "Are these real?" "Where's yöur room?" "We'll keep our bags there." "All yöungsters to the flat upstairs..." "Ya, I know..." "Boss, can't do this menial picking up and dropping off people" "Salim can yöu hold... yöu are taking her sightseeing, yes?" "I'm busy bro... can't yöu " "Me..." "I need to babysit him... yöu'll know when yöu have kids!" "One second..." "Karishma is calling" "Yes Karishma... hmmm..." "I will get yöur guest a hotel room yöu go on for yöur shoot..." "babes don't stress..." "I'm almost there... in 5 minutes... yes!" "Okay bye... bye" "Divya Bhabhi(sis-in-law), Kabir will take yöu around Mumbai, no worries!" "Ya" "There's no need to cancel the shoot... why don't yöu shoot someone else's scenes?" "I'm going to take an hour..." "Ya" "Hi" "So this yöur '5 minutes'?" "Err..." "Sorry..." "I was stuck in traffic yöu had to get married on this day... all the hotels are booked" "Everything's booked because no one's seen such an auspicious date for marriage in a million years..." "Million years ago only dinosaurs were getting married..." "Is she the guest?" "Nikhil, this is Meeta..." "This is Nikhil he will get yöu a room..." "I am shooting for the next 3 days..." "After that I will try and talk to everyone at home and see if yöu can come home." "Okay?" "Give me yöur number..." "If yöu are calling from India... then 00+86+1578961542" "Slowly... slowly... 0... 0... 8... 6..." "Meeta, hurry up... 7896142 nope... that's the old one..." "It's 00+86+2633142..." "Nope... that's the landline..." "Ha ha... my mobile number..." "Chuck yöur international number... yöu can use my other phone... yöu'll be able to handle this right?" "C'mon Karishma!" "Of course..." "Finish that coffee..." "Bye..." "Do yöu remember me?" "I met yöu at Deeksha's wedding?" "20 overs cricket?" "Guest house?" "There's no hotel?" "Okay, but where?" "That far!" "Okay... text it to me... bye" "Err... did yöu see my bluetooth headset?" "Ya, Kabir?" " Is yöur Bhabhi a marathoner?" "What?" " How much does she want to roam?" "Why the hell is Divya Bhabhi so hell-bent on sight-seeing man?" "!" "I took her to the beach in the morning she says "I don't want to see water, I want to see white roses"" "Take her to hanging gardens?" "We're at the National Park now... to see a tiger where do I produce one from?" "Liberate me from her and I'll serve yöu for life!" "Then take her to the zoo, and lock her there!" "Don't call me." "Can yöu see that guy with the popsicle?" "That's Patole..." "He'll take yöu to the guest house..." "I'm sorry, I need to head to the office" "yöu can call Karishma in case... yöu get in first." "How's everything?" "Book the Juhu hotel for day after..." "The entire hotel?" "For a meeting?" "Not for the meeting..." "for a grand party... we'll invite all of Karishma's friends from TV and films and all her relatives..." "Are yöu sure, it will impress her?" "I've been doing this for 7 years now..." "I know what to do... okay?" "And how's everything?" "All well?" "And... what else?" "Android phone?" "yöu're up aunty... any song with the syllable 'Ta'" "Me?" " Just one song" "Yes aunty... anything with 'Ta'..." "a joke will do... even a nursery rhyme!" "But start with a 'Ta'" "'Ta' is it?" "The best showroom in India..." "KAVERI!" "How do yöu handle taxation?" "Oh yes, we pay tax!" "Everything is computerized!" "Prateeksha..." "Deeksha..." "Amrita..." "And..." "Karishma... yöur son's fiancée..." "Oh ya..." "Karishma..." "so where's the 5th one?" "She's no longer with us..." "Sweet dish..." "Hey Prateeksha... wear something Decent, yes?" "I just haven't had the time..." "In this house, the two sisters Prateeksha and Meeta have no dress sense..." "Meeta is their sister?" "Nope, she's the mother of all!" "DO NOT utter her name..." "Relax Alpesh uncle... keep yöur peace..." "Excuse me..." "Do yöu want this event to shut down!" "?" "Karishma" "Meeta is yöur sister?" "How come yöu never told me?" "She ran away from home at Deeksha's wedding..." "If Alpesh uncle finds out, he will murder her..." "But..." "No one needs to know that she is back... yöu could've at least told me?" "Please..." "Meeta..." "Meeta..." "Meeta..." "Meeta..." "Come..." "Bloody dog... this place is infested with mosquitos..." "Stop 'sir sir'ing me what if she'd caught dengue?" "Sir dengue mosquitoes don't bite at night" "They'll seek yöur permission before they bite have yöu done research on dengue?" "...something must bite at night." "Sir, I think the malaria mosquitoes come out at night..." "Shut up..." "Hang up now!" "Mosquitoes never bite me..." "Sorry, I had no idea, this place" "It's okay..." "Are yöu sure, yöu don't want to eat something?" "Yup" "Meeta" "Yup" "I want a wet to?" "Speak up!" "Can I get get a wet towel?" "Wet towel?" "Will a dry towel do?" "yöu can make it wet..." "Ok." "What do yöu need a wet towel for?" "If yöu place a wet towel on yöur tummy, it kills yöur hunger!" "But I just asked yöu, if were hungry?" "It's the only thing open at this hour..." "Last order... 2 half Chicken curries!" "And... 1 tomyum soup... split by two" "No, I don't want any soup... 2 halves are always more than 1 full..." "Karishma..." "Karishma..." "Karishma..." "Karishma..." "Karishma..." "My name is Meeta..." "They say, If yöu think of hic the person thinking of yöu... then... it stops the hiccups..." "Then yöu should definitely say my name cause I've been thinking of yöu, since the time I sat in yöur car..." "Meeta..." "Meeta..." "See, a hiccup is essentially an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm which causes sudden closure of the epiglottis, which creates the 'hic' sound." "And the remedy for that is to just let it be, but if it lasts too long, take medicines like maloperidol, nanoclopramide and florpromazine, which won't be in the car..." "There's another way... it's called the swimmer's remedy" "But yöu can't do this either, cause yöu are driving..." "Hey, Hey, Hey!" "Are yöu crazy?" "!" "What's wrong with yöu?" "!" "The 3rd method is shock..." "Are yöu a doctor?" "Nope..." "By the way... do yöu remember..." "the 'Flying fielders'?" "Black tea?" "No... there's no black tea" "Green Tea?" " No..." "Tea?" " I would love coffee." "Tea?" "Not a word..." "Just pick it up!" "Bloody nonsense!" "Anant!" "Come down for breakfast..." "Salt..." "Everyone's busy... who's going to take us saree-shopping to Bhuleshwar..." "Heh!" "yöu guys going to Bhuleshwar?" "I am also headed there." "What a coincidence!" "yöu can come with me" "Excuse me, but who are yöu?" "But who are yöu?" "I..." "I... am Saro what kind of a name is that?" "It's Saraswati..." "I am Kabir's grandmother..." "I am Kabir's friend." " Friend?" "yöu're Kabir's friend?" "Where do yöu stay?" "Peoples Republic of China" "China?" "Kabir... yöu've never mentioned her..." "And she lives In China... and if yöu've never left Delhi how did the two of yöu meet?" "Err... online... err" "Please don't tell anyone who yöu are?" "But who am I?" "yöu're Karishma's sister but don't tell them... okay?" "Aunty... do yöu know all of Kanpur calls me 'The Kanpur-idol'" "Is it?" "If it wasn't for sheer bad luck, I would've even become the next Indian Idol" "Oh no..." "But, what happened?" "Every idol needs to beat the other 'idles' and more than anything impress the judges I think the judges just failed to catch my drift what song did yöu sing?" "Here goes..." "♫A hot cup of tea♪" "♫and my beloved to make me drink it up♪" "♫I don't care if she is black or white♪" "♫But someone who...♪ - ♫who will embrace me♪" "♫But someone who will embrace me♪" "Yeah!" "♫I wish I could meet her and every sorrow would vanish♪" "This is the song I sang" "Nice try." "Take her for a 3D film..." "Imax!" "Dude, she gets pimples from wearing the 3D glasses..." "How the hell do yöu know?" "'Coz she told me!" "Why would she tell yöu?" "How do I know, why she told me?" "!" "Dude take her to a church..." "Afghan Church..." "Mahim Church... mosque... temple." "Leave her at the doorstep of the Almighty and stop calling me!" "Hi, can yöu please remind Mr. Roy?" "I am waiting here for 40 minutes..." "Nikhil..." "I'm so sorry to keep yöu waiting." "Hello?" "Nikhil... what guest house, is Meeta in?" "No... the guest house wasn't very good, so I brought her over to my house" "Are yöu crazy?" "!" "She's a drug addict, Nikhil!" "yöu can't trust her with anything where is she right now?" "Faster..." "Buck up buck up." "yöu, at the back... faster!" "She's pulling us all!" "So strong she is..." "Run, run, run!" " Go easy..." "Too slow." "Too slow." "Don't stop." "Come on wait..." " C'mon, faster!" "Faster, faster." "Come on" "Ya Karishma... she has taken mom to Bhuleshwar for saree-shopping..." "Are yöu a dunce?" "Our shop is right there..." "Alpesh uncle will be there as well... if he spots her..." "Oh shit shit..." "Karishma gimme 5 minutes I'll call yöu back." "Bye" "Family." "Sir... how is Mrs. Roy?" "Mrs. Roy?" "Yeah she's fine..." "There's a medical issue..." "Basically it's to do with her gall bladder... the doctor was saying whether it was also the knee yöu know the knee..." "there's a lot of puss" "Can I meet yöu in 2 hours?" "No..." "I am so sorry, today is a bad day..." "Sir can yöu give me 50 million rupees?" "Actually sir..." "I am really sorry," "I have to go sir!" "Sorry sir..." "On the double!" "Hurry up..." " Oh god!" "Stop stop!" "Wait, wait!" "My slipper has broken." "Let's go oh, broken, huh?" " It's broken" "Don't pull, my wrist will break!" "yöu wait here..." "Don't leave this place..." "I will go get it fixed." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello..." "Damn this bloody signal!" "Come on, almost there." "Bloody hell..." "Faster, faster." "I'm telling yöu next week." "Gayatri!" "I think we've left Saro behind..." "Yup?" "We've left my sister behind..." "Even Abhinandan is missing..." "That's Kaveri sarees..." "wait right here..." "I'll fetch the others, okay." "Kaveri?" " Ok" "Hello?" "I asked yöu to stay there..." "!" "where are the others?" "They went ahead no..." "Okay, don't move..." "I'll get the others." "Okay?" "Okay?" "Okay." "We have never separated before this!" "What's yöur problem?" "!" "I told yöu stay put no?" "...and where is that singing sensation?" "Didn't we leave him behind?" "What nonsense is this?" "!" "Ridiculous!" "Can yöu fix me... er this?" "I can fix yöur face!" "Should I?" "Really?" "!" "Can yöu?" "Just get lost..." "Sorry... yöu guys are driving me crazy!" "Arre I am standing here on one leg for the last ten minutes!" "Don't argue with me..." "Ridiculous!" "Now just wait here, okay?" "!" "Okay." "What are yöu doing?" "Because I feel she is deaf..." "I've asked her to stay put however she is here one minute and there the other..." "Look, it's granny!" "SARO!" " Lacho!" "Lacho!" "Saro!" "Clones?" "!" "Clown... that's what yöu are..." "They are twins!" "Dumbass..." "There's a signal problem." "Yes, yes." "C'mon!" "Hurry up... faster, faster!" "Welcome, please come in." "Namaste, Namaste, Alpesh Bhai!" " Please come" "Leave me!" "Where is that girl?" "Good she vanished..." "Leave me..." "Nope..." "Please..." "leave me... let her go... she was terribly experimental" "I want to meet Pappa" "Shut up... yöu can't meet Pappa..." "Shut up..." "Mosquitoes were attacking her there... she wasn't eating she put a wet towel over her tummy" "So get her dinner..." "but why did yöu get her home...?" "Madam, salad..." "She's yöur sister Karishma!" "Just do what yöu're told..." "Have yöu managed the money yet?" "I am on it... yöu please focus on that!" "Ya." "Hurry up..." "Hurry up... we need to leave." "Do yöu do drugs?" "Nope" "Then what are those pills yöu keep popping?" "Medicines... what medicines?" "Dichlorosystrin, zincodestrin and oxidisulphide..." "Are yöu unwell?" "Nope." "Then why do yöu take them?" "Coz I get these weird sensations..." "These pills control them." "What kind of sensations?" "Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, coughing, trembling, hallucinating..." "ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep..." "Hurry up everyone, the party is tomorrow, not next year!" "Hey crane operator!" "Can't yöu see?" "!" "Are yöu sober now?" "Do yöu even know how many side effects those pills have?" "Plenty of them" "Memory loss... definitely a gain in appetite which is reduced considerably when yöu eat when I pop in a lot of pills, my heart rate races to 300 when so much of blood is being pumped through my nose bleeds and..." "And?" "And... hypoglycemic shock..." "Coma... and eventually death... yöu're addicted to them..." "Nope..." "I've formulated them 15 days ago it takes 21 for any addiction..." "That's what all junkies say." "I am not an addict..." "I haven't touched them for 7 years now" "Sir, sir..." "Okay, Come on guys..." "Listen up!" "Listen carefully..." "the music comes on first..." "Then the drapes..." "Then the flowers... fountains... then the crane... finally, the fireworks... okay?" "!" "Got it?" "yöu got it!" " Imagine, this is Karishma" "Huh?" "Come on man..." "Sit straight" "Meeta..." "It's very funny, is it?" "Why don't yöu try?" "Come" "Dude, let it be... just sit" "No, No, why not let the lady try?" "Come" "Cool, let's go..." "Look here Karishma" "Listen, yöu go and..." "'Karishma' please look here..." " Oh, sorry" "Pay attention okay?" "We're starting now" "Start the music as soon as this happens, she will be surprised" "Start the damn music!" "Music... music!" "Music" "Go for it!" "Play!" "Music... music!" " Salim!" "Music... not the crane!" "What are yöu doing Salim!" "Bring it down!" "Down, down!" " Salim, are yöu crazy?" "We'll fall down!" " Down, down!" "Stop the music!" "♫A little unsaid♪" "♫A little undone♪" " Meeta... ♫A little of both♪" "♫Fleetingly it stays,♪" "♫In a twinkle its gone♪" "♫Such a silly little feeling♪" " Sir must be feeling dizzy... ♫Yipeee..." "I'm such a hippie♪ ...just hold on to him or he'll fall," "♫we dance, we prance..." "reach for the ceiling.♪" "♫However hard i resist,♪" "♫These hips do shake 'n twist,♪" "♫To the tune of the beat,♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it like Shammi♪" "♫I gotta shake it, shake it...♪" "Help!" "Help me!" "I can't breathe..." "Help!" "Help!" "I'll fall down!" "♫A steadfast gaze upon yöu,♪" "♫Reside forever within yöur eyes.♪" "♫Drive myself all crazy,♪" "♫And keep yöu full of mirth,♪" "♫Keep a steadfast gaze on yöu.♪" "I feel new sensations as if fountains of cool water are breaking out underneath while fireworks are going off above while we are swinging through it all..." "Ssir..." "If this happens tomorrow, The party will be a disaster!" "How will yöu impress Karishma?" "All okay?" "Solid pressure..." "Me go first..." "I can sing for yöu..." "No thanks... its all yöurs... yöu sure?" " Oui..." "I'm sure" "Thanks Bro." "Arre Kaveriji, where has the sugar disappeared?" "Mom... my chocolates are missing..." "Don't lie... yöu ate them." "Open yöur mouth" "Since dawn yöu are in and out of the loo?" "Upset tummy?" "No... upset mind!" "All the toothpastes from the house have vanished!" "It's our son's wedding and all yöu care about is toothpaste?" "I care about the theft" "♫she slips out in the night, creates confusion,♪" "♫she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery♪" "♫she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,♪" "♫she has mixed all the food together♪" "♫everything is mixed,♪" "Karishma please talk to Pappa today..." "It's been 3 days, please..." "♫Business with yöur own money is a no no,♪" "♫no favouring anyone when it comes to money,♪" "♫paying someone even after the credit period is a no no, boom boom partyy♪" "♫There's complete confusion♪" "Hello..." "Meeta - ♫House in trouble." "Everything is upside down♪" "Excuse me Meeta." " ♫It's a strange situation♪" "♫She's a gangster♪" "♫She's a thief♪" " She's called twice since morning... ♫There's a dark spot on the moon♪" "♫Plenty of trouble♪" "♫She's the prime suspect♪" "♫she talks sometimes in gujrati, at times english and also at times in chinese♪" "♫she slips out in the night, creates confusion,♪" "♫shes herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery♪" "♫shes gone crazy, her brain is racing,♪" "♫she has mixed all the food together♪" "♫Business with yöur own money is a no no,♪" "♫giving proper bills to customers is a no no,♪" "♫cutting ur profits everyday is a no no,♪" "♫paying sales tax is a complete no no,♪" "♫Business with yöur own money is a no no,♪" "♫no favouring anyone when it comes to money,♪" "♫paying someone even after the credit period is a no no,♪" "♫showing ur extravagance to people is a no no♪" "♫she see yellow when its red and white when its yellow, when she pops some pills♪" "♫when the whole village listens to...♪" "♫...a daayro(gujrati folk music)she likes listening to techno music♪" "♫There's complete confusion♪" "♫no it cant be,♪ ♫House in trouble." "Everything is upside down♪" "♫It's a strange situation♪" "♫She's a gangster♪" "♫no my friend♪" "♫She's a thief♪" "♫Plenty of trouble♪" "♫She's the prime suspect♪" "♫she slips out in the night, creates confusion,♪" "♫she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery♪" "♫she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,♪" "♫she has mixed all the food together♪" "♫cant be my brother, cant be my god, cant be my lord,♪" "♫cant be the one doing wrong stuff♪" "♫does this toothpaste have sugar♪" "♫she slips out... she slips out♪" "♫There's complete confusion♪" "♫House in trouble." "Everything is upside down♪" "♫It's a strange situation♪" "♫She's a gangster♪" "♫everything is mixed up, everything is confusion♪" "♫Boom boom party!" "♪" "Nikhil, bro yöu can't be late for yöur own party!" "yöu guys leave..." "I'll come" "Bye..." "Can I also come?" "I want to meet Pappa" "Thank yöu for coming." " Congratulations!" "No, no..." "Thanks, bye." "Man don't yöu think this is the perfect time to relaunch Meeta?" "♫Return of Meeta!" "♪" "Yup if yöu want to kill Papa, its a deadly idea..." "Should I worry about Deeksha's wedding or keep running behind this crazy girl?" "I am fed up of this..." "Pappa..." "My project?" "Look at her..." "I'd said - don't be lenient, yöu didn't listen." "Don't send her away to study, yöu did." "Don't let her stay by herself, yöu did and today yöu let her into the wedding... what's the issue with me here at the wedding?" "Shutup!" "I have an issue with yöu!" "yöur torn jeans, yöur unmade hair!" "She doesn't look like a girl from any angle." "Devesh she is going to bring home a bride!" "Right or wrong?" "Speak up now" "Make up yöur mind, yöu want me to Shut up, or speak?" "Shut up!" "Treat me with respect or I will kill yöu... yöu've spoilt her, deal with her..." "Imbecile!" "But Pappa... my project?" "!" "Pappa, please" "Enough Meeta there's a wedding on..." "wear some decent clothes" "The day before Deeksha's wedding she ran away with all the money..." "Papa had a heart attack on the day of wedding and instead of bidding the bride adieu, he was in the ICU." "She's been gone since then, and yöu want to relaunch that Meeta?" "!" "Very good!" "Err... what?" "Err... - "Err" what?" "Meeta... in the car!" "What?" "!" "Shit!" " What happened?" "She was right here!" " Where's she now?" "Everyone calls me Bachu!" " Meetu?" "Fatty - yöu are falling out of yöur clothes!" "Do yöu still steal food from other's plates?" "What are yöu doing here?" "What are yöu -?" "What are yöu doing here?" "Come with me!" "I want to dance!" " Quiet!" "Karishma, what is she doing here?" "Deeksha, please don't tell anyone..." "I'll just come back!" "Karishma!" "Pappa." "Nikhil, I can't believe yöu did this!" "Are yöu crazy?" "!" "How many times did I say not to bring her here?" "When are yöu going to get some brains?" "yöu can't do one thing right!" "I can't get through to Kabir..." "Hurry up and leave Kabir..." "Leave the phone..." "Just hurry up and go!" "Yup..." "Ya!" " What if Pappa sees her?" "!" "Do whatever yöu feel like with her Iock her in a room..." "or leave her by the roadside..." "I don't care!" "yöu're hurting me!" " Just get in" "Vada Pav?" "Should we eat?" "I haven't had one in years..." "I am really hungry..." "I've not eaten anything since lunch... please!" "I am not going to stop even if yöu die of hunger!" "yöu are a curse the devil incarnate!" "Everything was set..." "I'd planned such a grand surprise..." "She would've forgiven me... but yöu've ruined everything!" "To hell with Vada pav... why do yöu keep doing that?" "Are yöu going blind?" "!" "Where's Nikhil?" "Err... he..." "he's gone out... something came up" "The payment for the event has been made, yes?" "I can enjoy, yes?" "Only 5 Vada Pavs... please." "Hello..." "Nikhil..." "Nope..." "He's gone to get Vada Pav..." "And who are yöu?" "He's come" " Take this." "Pappa..." "No No..." "I'll be there..." "Right away!" "Hello George... the car's stalled..." "Ya, I'll text yöu where..." "Give me money..." "I'm still hungry" "Heh..." "It's not opening?" "What did yöu think... we're out on a date in this rain?" "Shall I get yöu some wine?" "!" "We're locked in Meeta..." "why can't yöu get it?" "!" "Move... yöu're blocking the light" "what's the matter?" "The battery's dead..." " So, what next?" "AC to DC..." "If I charge it then... energy" "Do yöu have a laptop charger?" " It's in the car..." "Do what yöu have to, I need to get back to the party!" "Yup" "How will the battery get charged here?" "yöu're a Chemical engineer from lit..." "Then why did yöu have to steal and run?" "I needed funds for my project..." "Pappa refused..." "he thought I wanted to buy drugs..." "I had no other option" "Damn cool ya!" "Why don't I get such ideas?" "What did yöu do there all these years?" "From here I went to a University in China, for my Phd." "3 years later my Phd was over, and so was the grant..." "But the research wasn't." "So I borrowed funds from a private investor and opened a lab where I am doing my research." "And I've made this till now..." "This is what yöu've made after 7 years..." "Forget Pappa even I wouldn't give yöu money for this" "It's a high density polymer." "The material's density is increased so much that millions of molecules become one single molecule." "This material then does not absorb any energy." "It only reflects." "That's what this ball is made from and it will keep bouncing until..." "It's stopped by an external force." "I think yöur battery's charged..." "Dude, let's launch this ball at the cricket league opening ceremony..." "All the batsmen, will lose it!" "This ball can provide electricity" "For an entire apartment building For 24 hours... non-stop." "Hey, Hey guys!" "Don't leave now..." "please stay na?" "Please... ya" "Just wait dude..." "I'm coming!" "Just wait!" "Hi!" "Just come with me for a second..." "I have a surprise for yöu" "what were yöu doing till now?" "I was dropping her off..." "I wasn't on the beach!" "What do I know..." "Karishma" "Karishma, just come for a sec" "Everything's ready... please just come" "Please Karishma, don't go like this it's very embarrassing... yöu deserve it..." "Sorry" " Be careful" "Open yöur fists like this..." "Now stretch... yöu'll feel good" "Like how kids sleep... with wide, Open arms... no baggage... stress free..." "Kids don't suffer breaks ups..." "Exactly." "Only adults complicate stresstheirlives like these tightly closed fists... what do yöu want?" "Please just do it..." "Breathe in Breathe out" "Breathe in Breathe out" "Karishma is never happy with anything I do and then she'll break up..." "for any damn reason... sometimes even without one." "Then why don't yöu break up with her?" "Is it some sort of a motto yöu sisters have around break-ups?" "We've have broken up regularly each month in the last seven years, like a mortgage payment." "Many times I have felt like walking away but fear that she will not come chasing after me to cajole or explain... why don't yöu try leaving her once?" "I don't want to leaver her!" "It only takes 2 seconds to leave but what about the heartache that follows?" "And what's the guarantee, that the next girl yöu meet will be perfect?" "So yöu keep breaking up, till yöu meet someone perfect?" "!" "Like animals..." "It's easy to walk away man but to make a relationship work, there need to be adjustments..." "sacrifices..." "That's quite a pragmatic thought..." "But it's also depressing and unromantic." "Tell me why have yöu come back?" "To steal..." "Steal?" "!" "Do it..." "Isn't it like this?" "yöu can do this also..." "Aunty c'mon... they're calling yöu" "Gargi, I can't find my necklace." "What?" "Is Nikhil asleep?" "No Pappa!" "He must be around... yöu can't meet Pappa right now!" "Don't argue!" "yöu're not listening..." "Just go upstairs right now" "Nikhil Everybody's waiting for" "Go upstairs, I'll come." "What is she doing here?" "Nothing." "What if Pappa sees her?" "Everyone is here!" "Don't worry." "She's going." "Gimme two minutes" "Hurry up..." "Everyone's waiting..." "Just come with me" "Just let me see Pappa once?" " No!" "Stay here... yöu cannot come down." "So, I need to lock yöu in." "I won't come down..." "I trust Meeta... but I don't trust Meeta 2.0... yöur 'after-pills' version!" "What if I need to use the loo?" "Hold it... yöu're not a kid!" "The diamond necklace is missing." "It's not where I had left it." "I am sorry for yesterday..." "It's okay..." "Of course I am late, there was a ceremony at home... yöu brief Adnani, I'll just reach there" "Ya, don't worry..." "I'll get there" "Shit!" "Salim..." "I forgot to wear my lucky trousers..." "I'll get there, okay." "It's a necklace, not a shoe!" "I think I found Sita uncle's shirt under the sofa!" "How much was it for?" "Maa... what's happening here?" "The necklace is missing... yöur Dad is investigating inside..." "Papa!" "Shit!" "I am so sorry..." "I borrowed this saree from Gargi..." "I drink a lot of water..." "So..." "I couldn't control" "I'm really sorry..." "Hi..." "I'm here to see Mr. Adnani." "Sure, please have a seat I'll call the manager." "He'll take yöu in." "Sir, 50 million is loose change" "For yöu... yöu've changed the fates of so many industries..." "Now please change our fates too..." "No, I can't give yöu money..." "Sorry... why?" "I am Mukesh Adnani." "I have been a game-changer in Robotics, IT, Bio Tech, and what not and yöu are begging me for 50 million?" "What game can yöu possibly change with 50 million?" "I don't want to be a game-changer..." "I just want to get married..." "and for that I need 50 million!" "I'll give the money." "I should have it in a couple of days..." "Thanks but I don't want a penny from yöur family..." "I started a business to make Karishma happy..." "She is nowhere close to being pleased..." "But I've lost the little self-respect I had from this constant begging!" "yöu clearly hate what yöu do..." "Okay" "Actually yöu know, I forget it" "Keep this a secret certainly from my dad..." "I should've become a police officer..." "IPS well become one now... yöu crazy?" "...After seven years of attempted entrepreneurship, IPS seems good..." "Had I become a cop I may have liked to be a thief there's no guarantee on what the mind will like next..." "A guarantee in love, a guarantee in work, a guarantee over the mind might as well have been born with a guarantee card" "Now can yöu stay quiet I have an important meeting and it is my last chance..." "Uh..." "Quiet!" "Just tell me..." "There are no 'last chances' only second chances!" "Mr. Nikhil..." "Ya" "yöu're late by an hour." "Ya..." "Sorry... traffic..." "Sir, just say yes and change our fates" "The meeting's in here?" "If yöu'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room." "Ssssir, please change our fate too..." "Hi Sir..." "Nikhil..." "Sir I'm a huge huge... fan..." "Its such an honour to sit with yöu sir..." "Sir I'm not here for 50 million..." "I'm here to share an idea to change a game..." "I'm sure yöu watch cricket?" "How was it played initially?" "A batsman would hit the ball, and if the ball were to get stuck in a tree, until the fielder returned the ball back to the wicketkeeper, batsman could keep taking runs..." "Finally they introduced boundaries, so that matches could get over started playing test matches when they got bored with that one-days and today after 20 years 20-20 but what after this?" "What are we going to do next?" "Next is what?" "!" "10 overs cricket maybe?" "Correct but after that what?" "0-0 is not a possibility so think for a minute what if I were to tell that the cricket field is a revolving disc... and within the 15 yard circle 2 flying fielders who will catch the ball mid-air." "Sir, imagine if I was the idea and yöu were the technology then our kite would soar high up in the sky!" "Don't yöu wanna know, how my meeting was?" "I know... yöu didn't get the money..." "How did yöu know?" "If yöu'd gotten it, yöu would've been on the phone yelling  shouting orders..." "How do yöu know, that's what I would be doing... yöu are the oxygen to my double hydrogen the chemistry between us flows like water..." "Sir, H2O" "Oh!" "Thanks!" "Sir, this was our last chance..." "Salim!" "There are no 'last chances'- only second chances!" "Thanks." " Mention not" "Me and Gargi had an argument today because," "Cheers!" "I think she should cut her hair" "I hope Meeta is coming?" "Why?" "She's too much fun to drink with..." "But, what she is doing at the gate." "Hold this..." "Hold on!" "Where are yöu going?" "I'm going home... - why?" "I want to meet my Pappa..." "Can't yöu wait for one day..." "I haven't even seen Pappa, since I've come back... yöu can only look..." "Don't move an inch..." "And yöu can't have those pills" "Promise?" "Say it." "Should I call Karishma Ma'am?" "No..." "Madam's room is that side" "Pappa..." "Pappa..." "Pappa!" "Who -?" "yöu?" "What do yöu want?" "Can yöu come out for a moment?" "Come Pappa..." "One sec, come here... ya... what is it?" "I was driving by and thinking about the wedding seating arrangements where would I sit and where would Karishma sit nothing's finalised right?" "And yöu had to wake me up for this?" "No, no..." "I was thinking about how best to arrive to the wedding?" "Instead of a car how about on a horseback?" "Son if yöu so wish arrive atop a rocket just arrive at the right venue..." "Can I leave now?" "yöu're absolutely right Pappa I'm so sorry I woke yöu up, thanks..." "Done?" "Did yöu see him?" "What?" "!" "This big tree was in the way..." "and yöu'd said 'Don't move an inch'" "I can't go back in... please try and understand..." "Dude!" "What are yöu doing?" "Come back..." "Come back..." "Pappa... yöu're back... yöu wanna go outside again?" "No... upstairs?" "Come Na Pappa..." "Papa yöu are completely right the parking lot will be overflowing so where will I park my car?" "Which is why I decided I would arrive on horseback however I do see an issue with that too..." "Papa imagine yöu were the horse and this... ya... here" "Here we park it" " I'll fall down!" "Just a sec Pappa, behave like a horse Pappa..." "I won't ride yöu, don't worry!" "Just move 70 degrees..." "Er north-west which degree?" "The horse will destroy everything..." "what're yöu doing Pappa?" "!" "No, No, No!" "Just come here... under the light... ya watch out, there's horse-shit there!" "What're yöu doing Pappa?" "!" "If the horse is at the main door, it will chew all the flowers away!" "yöu've woken me up so that we can play horsey in the middle of the night?" "!" "I think I'll just come on foot" "what's wrong Pappa?" "Is there a problem?" "No..." "I think I saw..." "Pappa..." "I'll take yöur leave?" "I couldn't find another angle..." "Let's go?" "Let's go?" "Karishma is not the right girl for yöu get married to me..." "Okay." "Pick one." "Karishma..." "Anyway, I can never break up." "I know I know yöu'll never let me go and I will never need to run away from yöu..." "And there's no guarantee that yöu are going to be perfect?" "!" "I come with a lifetime guarantee... what are yöu looking at..." "look away!" "♫Love's beckoning, when it comes,♪" "♫Love's beckoning, comes when it does,♪" "♫Until then, within yöur sight,♪" "♫Until then, within yöur sight,♪" "♫By yöur side, I will be.♪" "♫A steadfast gaze upon yöu,♪" "♫peals of laughter, at all yöu do,♪" "♫Drive myself all crazy,♪" "♫And keep yöu full of mirth,♪" "♫Keep a steadfast gaze on yöu.♪" "♫Many a splendrous color yöu adorn,♪" "♫Surely descended from another world,♪" "♫Many a splendorous color yöu adorn,♪" "♫Surely descended from another world,♪" "♫The color is in the eye of the beholder,♪" "♫Hark upon these words,♪" "♫Until then, within yöur sight♪" "♫Until then, within yöur sight♪" "♫By yöur side, I will be♪" "♫A steadfast gaze upon yöu,♪" "♫Reside forever within yöur eyes.♪" "♫Drive myself all crazy,♪" "♫And keep yöu full of mirth,♪" "♫Keep a steadfast gaze on yöu.♪" "♫Loves blessings, one knows not its arrival,♪" "♫loves blessings, it arrives when it does,♪" "♫Until then, within yöur sight,♪" "♫Until then, within yöur sight,♪" "♫By yöur side, I will be.♪" "Nikhil, where were yöu all morning?" "Welcome..." "I found all this in yöur bag... did yöu buy all of this?" "Tell me, where is the necklace?" "Did yöu sell it?" "Are yöu hiding it?" "Tell me." "Tell me the truth..." "or I will call the police..." "Kabir, yöu're friends with such thieves?" "No..." "Meeta... why did yöu do this?" "Just get in now... what's wrong with yöu Ma!" "Why did yöu have to steal that necklace?" "What did I know he will find out?" "!" "Poor Meeta is getting blamed for all this!" "Look here" "In the undegarments?" "!" "That necklace, was rightfully mine," "I am the yöungest in the house!" "Give it here..." "if the cops come, we will go to jail!" "She even looks like a professional crook..." "Kabir, are yöu her accomplice?" "!" "Is she alone, or does she have a gang?" "Please wait..." "Dad used to be a cop..." "He's used to saying these things" "How do yöu know he's not right?" "I know yöu didn't take the necklace" "And these other things, are in yöur bag because of 'Meeta 2.0'" " After-pills!" "God knows what kind of friends yöu have!" "yöu've figured me out in just 3 days?" "Don't worry, we'll look for a solution" "Hey!" "Sir, I haven't stolen the necklace... yöu've checked my bag..." "Now yöu should check everyone else's bags too..." "And anyway I stole it, so yöur wife could have it... yöu are about to send my 'to be' wife to jail..." "If she went to jail, I would've punished myself..." "I would've slit my wrists!" "Now hurry up... or I will be left alone, singing solo numbers all my life" "My poor son!" "Oh..." "So now a thief will tell a cop how to solve a case?" "Let it be there... put it back" "But this is mine Dad..." "It's evidence now." "Keep it back..." "The Bluetooth is Nikhil's... this chocolate is Anant's... and this sauce..." "I bought that sauce... and sugar" "And these clips are mine..." "And this toothpaste." "She even eats toothpaste!" "I've seen it myself... what?" "She eats toothpaste." "She must have been hungry" "This girl is a thief!" "Dad, yöu can't call her a thief till yöu've proved anything!" "Is it?" "As per the rules of crime investigation the criminal is someone yöu suspect the least..." "Oh..." "Yup, that's what Sherlock always says..." "Right, and suspect no. 1 is yöu!" "What?" " Correct." "Absolutely right, Sherlock what rubbish... who is this Sherlock?" "What batch of police service is he from?" "Get him on the phone..." "Sir, please get yöur bag... what?" "It's my necklace... why will I still steal it?" "!" "Do yöu think I'm crazy?" "!" "My dear watson... his bag!" "Watson?" "Who is this watson now?" "Abhinandan, go get my bag!" "Uncle, there's a shopful of bags here... which one is it?" "The big red bag... that's mine!" "The one with the black handle..." "and wheels?" "Stop wasting time and hurry up yöu moron!" "Or should I do it myself?" "No, I am coming uncle..." "I am at the door..." "Come on, Come on move it!" "Hurry up!" "I am coming... yöu are suspecting a police officer?" "Teaching me the rules of crime investigation?" "!" "Are yöu out for a stroll?" "What's wrong with yöu!" "Is this the bag?" "Yes!" "Why do yöu walk queerly keep it here..." "No!" "That one!" "Idiot!" "...Open it..." "Are yöu sure... sure?" "Of course, I am sure!" "Open it!" "Show Madam... what's inside a police officer's bag!" "Socks..." "Yes, socks..." "Made in England!" "Keep it back." "Underwear" "Don't display it... keep it inside... what's this?" "It's a medicine..." "That's Viagra..." "It's a bandage!" "What do yöu want me to do?" "Put it back..." "Done." "Finished." "Open it properly..." "investigate properly..." "Madam should see all there is to see in the bag!" "Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god!" "Oh my god!" "It's the necklace!" "yöu?" " How did this get here!" "?" "I am a police officer... goddamit!" "Were." "Why're yöu all looking at me?" "!" "I've heard people getting senile after retirement but he seems to have lost it..." "All his life he played cops'n'robbers now that there aren't any thieves left he plays the role himself and has converted his house into a police station..." "Just let it go..." "He must've accidentally put it there..." "Meeta..." "Sorry" "I've invited the whole building for lunch... join us?" "Can yöu please call Gargi, I need help..." "No one's here... everybody's gone down" "Done!" "Ms. Meeta..." "Sorry what is it?" "No..." "Nothing..." "♫I like salsa, I like rumba, but if yöu wanna really party♪" "♫Throw yöur hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody♪" "♫Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" "♪" "♫I like salsa, I like rumba, but if yöu wanna really party♪" "♫Throw yöur hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody♪" "♫Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" "♪" "♫Nothing like my handsome lover,♪" "♫Nothing like my dreamboat savior,♪" "♫Nothing like some colorful bangles,♪" "♫And a fiery nosering.♪" "♫Do the boogie woogie♪" "♫As we twist and shout,♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫To the beats of the drums,♪" "♫I sway and sashay♪" "♫Let loose inhibitions,♪" "♫And swing the hips♪" "♫Theres nothing wrong♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫I like salsa, I like rumba, but if yöu wanna really party♪" "♫Throw yöur hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody♪" "♫Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" "♪" "♫Trumpets sound, to hoof beats in the tent♪" "♫Sweets n savories n drinks abound,♪" "♫Topped off by an icing of happiness,♪" "♫Multiplied manifold.♪" "♫Uncles n aunts n grannies n mums.♪" "♫Posing for snaps pout crimson♪" "♫Putting on a show, flying high,♪" "♫Uplifted on gusts of warm air.♪" "♫Pop open bottles of champagne quick♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫To the beats of the drums,♪" "♫I sway and sashay♪" "♫Let loose inhibitions,♪" "♫And swing the hips♪" "♫Theres nothing wrong♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫This pair♪" "♫May the heavens bless♪" "♫This pair♪" "♫I too want to create a pair♪" "♫This pair♪" "♫As our palms and the destiny lines meet♪" "♫Shower us with congratulations♪" "♫The entire universe♪" "♫Distribute sweets, and sweet tidings♪" "♫A thousand times thanked the lord♪" "♫If He bothers my lonesome a glance,♪" "♫All i ask is for a lover as he,♪" "♫A loving partner.♪" "♫For my Senti, He would be Mental♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫Do the boogie woogie♪" "♫As we twist and shout,♪" "♫I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song♪" "♫Punjabi wedding song♪" "So, yöu need to pay that Chinese investor back?" "Yup" "And yöur project isn't complete?" "And yöu had return the money, last week?" "Yup..." "And so yöu're going to steal the money?" "To put it simply yes, but..." "Can we please keep it simple?" "Why not ask Papa for the money... no need to steal then?" "Well, I asked 7 years ago..." "and he refused..." "I've somehow got a 3-day extension..." "If I ask him now, and he refuses..." "I won't even have the option to steal..." "Yup!" "Then run away Last time it was China..." "this time, maybe Africa?" "I could... but..." "But what?" "Actually, they needed a guarantor for the loan so at that time I forged the documents, and made Pappa the guarantor." "And, he has no idea about it?" "!" "Nope..." "And those guys could come here and... what is this?" "Listen to me... yöu don't even speak Hindi!" "Pappa!" " Pappa!" "Hey mummy!" "Do yöu have any shame?" "Should I be ashamed?" "Or should I save Pappa?" "Decide?" "Shut up!" "yöu fraud!" "Now forge some more and steal from anyone else?" "Why does it have to be yöur own father?" "Coz, my father is my Pappa." "It's against my principles to steal from others..." "Oh, now yöu have principles!" "How much money do yöu need?" "100 million." "A 100 million?" "yöu mean 7 zeros... after '1'" "Er... 8 zeros actually" "Nobody keeps that kind of cash at home... especially yöur Pappa" "I don't need cash..." "I just need 20 minutes on his computer" "Computer?" "yöu'll hack yöur own Pappa's Account..." "Don't do that ya..." "So how much money do yöu need for the tender?" "100 million and I need it in the next 3 days Pappa trust me... yöu'll not regret lt... yöur own family stands to get gain from this... yöu have no idea..." "this will solve everything just... just give it to me." "I don't get what does Karishma see in yöu!" "But, now that she has decided To marry yöu... what can I do" "I feed Prateeksha's husband and I shall feed yöu as well..." "Pappa, it's not like that..." "Then what's it like?" "First It was 50 million, now it's a 100 Million..." "See this is a large sum I'll need the board's permission..." "It'll take time." "Let it be Pappa..." "I'll manage it from somewhere else..." "Sorry for disturbing yöu..." "And I request yöu, please don't tell Karishma about this" "She already knows..." "she tells me everything... like the 3 million yöu owe her for..." "Pappa it's 2.5, not 3 million!" "This is the calculation..." "The house was for 30 Million." "I took 2.5 from Karishma," "And the rest 27.5 was paid by me Pappa?" "And it is this house, yöur daughter will live in and when yöu have grandkids, they will live in this same House..." "So if yöu're losing sleep over that money," "I'll return it to Karishma today itself!" "Hey..." "Mr. Groom!" "All set for the Dance at night?" "And... how's everything?" "All well?" "What do yöu want to know?" "!" "Everything is screwed!" "Nothing is well..." "Everything is screwed!" "Work..." "Personal life and whatever little is left, yöur darling will come and screw it for me!" "But all yöu care about is the dance at night!" "With those stupid sticks!" "Sorry Vipul Uncle..." "I'm really sorry..." "please don't mind it..." "Arre, it's okay..." "Friends don't say 'sorry' or 'thank yöu'" "How's everything?" "All well?" "Bye." "Don't go... we'll do something Meeta" "Nikhil, what's going on?" "What do yöu mean?" "yöu're getting married in 2 days Nikhil" "Ma, there's nothing like that..." "Meeta..." "listen..." "I've an idea yöu come with us..." "and apologize to everyone at home... wait..." "listen..." "How will that get me the money?" "Don't worry about that..." "I have a back up plan as soon as yöur family sees yöu, it'll turn into a circus At that time, I'll break in and copy a mirror image of yöur Pappa's computer for yöu..." "And why will yöu do this?" "Because, secretly I want to become a hacker..." "Do yöu need my help?" "And Deeksha, how's every..." " Everyone has come uncle!" "And, how's everything?" "Welcome my India idol!" "How's everything?" "!" "Give me my pills... yöu're stressed... hmm?" "Why don't yöu stretch yöur arms, open yöur fists, like kids?" "No..." "These are different..." "sensations..." "like..." "Shivering, palpitating" "This is not stress generated." "Shut up... don't go all lit mumbo jumbo on me I found out about those meds too Selective sertonin reuptake inhibitors..." "Anti depressants is what yöu are taking Hey listen we too get these 'sensations' of yöurs however when we do get them we scream, swear, cry." ". don't take pills like yöu yöu are scared..." "actually yöu are a total coward..." "Meeta... the last time yöu ran away, Papa had a heart attack..." "So, just get in there..." "and apologize to everyone..." "Hey, come with me for 2 minutes." "Where to bro?" " Come no 2 minutes!" "I need to be alone in there... okay... if someone's coming in, yöu need to warn me... got it?" "But bro, how do I warn yöu?" "Just do something..." "A song!" "If someone approaches, I'll sing a song!" "Sorry granny... what are yöu doing here..." "Isn't it enough yöu've ruined my wedding, what do yöu want to ruin now?" "♫Hey gorgeous♪" "♫sometime, somewhere, in secret♪" "♫slip away to meet me♪" "♫speak sweet words to me♪" "♫but don't ever meet anyone this way save me!" "♪" "What happened?" "Well bro I was practising for the competition I'm participating in" "Donkey, wasn't singing our alert signal?" "Oh sorry bro I can't keep too long from launching into a song how about I cough violently if someone arrives..." "And now, even if yöu really have to cough, just hold it in..." "Or I will kill yöu!" "That won't be needed..." "Hello!" "What are yöu doing here?" " Mummy!" "Who called yöu here?" "yöu think yöu can walk in here whenever yöu feel like?" "!" "Who got her here?" "Why have yöu come here?" "Get out before yöur Pappa gets here..." "Don't say that Ma..." "I am sorry... why can't yöu let yöur Pappa live in peace..." "Mumma... what do I do?" "Wow, Pappa!" "If it weren't for the guests outside, I would've killed yöu..." "Just get out of here... go!" "Won't yöu forgive yöur own daughter Uncle?" "Dont yöu dare uncle me... yöu are dead to me... wretch, yöu humiliated us and the entire family..." "I will not repeat this" "I will break yöur head!" "Are yöu leaving or should I bury yöu here alive" "I just want to meet Pappa once..." "Alpesh Bhai!" "What're yöu doing Alpesh Bhai?" "!" "Shut Up!" "Shamless wretch" "Hit harder Alpesh Bhai" "Don't leave her!" "It's not like this is her house right?" "She can't leave us, and come back whenever she wants..." "Don't hold back... finish her!" "And why it's not just her fault..." "I am also at fault..." "If I had listened to yöu we'd still be running a small saree shop in our hometown yöu're right... punish us both... cause we're alike..." "I haven't stopped looking for her since the day she left not a day goes by when I don't think about her..." "About how must she be living?" "Whether she is even alive or..." "I've been praying that she returns for 7 years... so slap her harder..." "She deserves it..." "But so do I!" "Devesh, don't get emotional..." "She's a complete fraud... and a thief she's back only to steal again..." "So she stole from her father..." "So what?" "So what?" "Does all this not belong to her?" "Does all this not belong to her?" "She's my child Alpesh My blood!" "That is my fault..." "And that is my fault..." "How much longer?" "Everybody's waiting..." "I am waiting for Nikhil..." "Nikhil, Nikhil!" "He must be around..." "Just come!" "Nikhil!" "I'll steal 150 million... what for?" "50 million for yöu..." "I don't want yöur stolen money..." "It's against my principles..." "and why worry now just ask yöur Pappa..." "why're yöu complicating everything?" "Let's go the party has started" "Meeta, stealing is not " "Thanks... wow... yöu can say 'Thanks'?" "Bye yöu still don't have the money..." "Karishma will leave yöu" "She's not that bad..." "I'm going to tell her the truth... she'll be mad, but she will forgive me." "yöu go ahead..." "I'll come." "No Karishma, yöu have to come now!" "Nikhil, are yöu here for the party or to talk?" "Give us a minute." "Go." "Karishma" "I've been watching yöu Nikhil yöu've been postponing money matters and taking me for a spin remember though I can run away from the altar too." "I have the money baby..." "I just deposited the cheque..." "Thank god... all my nagging has finally paid off..." "Hello." "Yes sir." " I haven't slept in two nights yöur ideas keep circling in my head I have several of my own..." "How about if the stadium also revolved?" "Clockwise and anti-clockwise?" "Great idea yea?" "Sir, the crowds will get dizzy..." "I just want to know if yöu can give me the money?" "This ball is made of the same polymer..." "Pappa, I need money..." "Okay... then take it..." "Take it?" "It's all yöurs..." "Pappa..." "I was going to steal again..." "Did yöu?" "Pappa, there's one more thing... ♫My lucky charm, my lucky charm,♪" "♫Limitless is my love, my lucky charm.♪" "Hey Bro-in-law!" "yöu only need to miss" "Karishma for one more day... go!" "I just had to give Meeta, her bag" "I'll give it to her..." "Now yöu have to leave and get ready for tomorrow!" "Bye" "Poor guy... ♫Cherished each moment spent with yöu,♪" "♫Bemoaned the moments away from yöu,♪" "♫It's a mystery how we met, Me and yöu.♪" "♫A rich heart, turned to penury,♪" "♫Limitless is my love, my lucky charm.♪" "♫Lucky charm, my lucky charm♪" "♫Limitless is my love, my lucky charm.♪" "♫I have no dealings with the world, except yöu,♪" "♫In yöur eyes dwells happiness of entire cities,♪" "♫A joyful moment or a lifetime of sorrows,♪" "♫when with yöu they amount to the same.♪" "♫Perhaps it was written, our destiny,♪" "♫Or an simply an accidental irony.♪" "♫Be as it may, strange indeed,♪" "I should have come with yöu to Goa seven years ago" "That offer is still open... ♫Lucky charm, my lucky charm♪" "♫Limitless is my love, my lucky char,♪" "♫A rich heart, turned to penury,♪" "♫Limitless is my love, my lucky charm.♪" "Hello" "we don't have any other option." "Lets run away." "I cannot betray Karishma" "But yöu can betray yöurself?" "Look I cannot end my seven year old relationship on account of the last seven days what commitment is this?" "yöu don't love her, she wants to break up with yöu and we both love each other but yöu're still marrying her?" "What logic is this?" "Meeta yöu will apply logic, science, yöur llT-ness, stretched palms and get out of this situation." "However I'm an emotional fool will get stuck in this... yöu won't be stuck, I guarantee yöu this..." "Please... don't confuse me anymore..." "Just go..." "Go back to China!" "Gimme..." "At least show me!" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu.♪" "♫In the face of silences,♪" "♫Search for yöur call,♪" "♫Search for yöur call,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "Meeta's gone..." "Even my 100 million couldn't stop her" "♫In the face of silences,♪" "♫Search for yöur call,♪" "♫Search for yöur call,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu.♪" "♫In the face of silences,♪" "Do yöu remember what yöu told me 7 days ago?" "I got the money..." "Meeta, I want to become a police" "I am not Meeta, I'm Karishma" "Do yöu guys want to get married?" "♫Sometimes wandering in circles,♪" "♫At other times beaten by desires,♪" "♫The love bird sulks around the moon.♪" "♫The smallest of compromises,♪" "♫It must always abstain from,♪" "♫No force can convince it of.♪" "♫The world and its shackles,♪" "♫Mean nothing at all when,♪" "♫The tug is from the heartstring,♪" "♫The tug is from the heartstring.♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu.♪" "♫In the face of silences,♪" "♫Search for yöur call.♪" "♫Search for yöur call.♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu.♪" "Do yöu love me?" "We've fought and made up for the last 7 years, doesn't mean we can do that all our lives..." "There is a huge difference between a 'break up' and a divorce." "I used break up with yöu because I knew yöu will never leave me... yöu were always perfect for me but I was never right for yöu..." "If I break up with yöu... will yöu stop me?" "What do yöu want me to do?" "What do yöu want?" "♫In yöu I place my trust, for yöu are my confidante,♪" "♫All my inadequacies, yöu are well aware of.♪" "Just go Nikhil... don't make me break up with yöu again... ♫Yet every emotion, in essence innocent.♪" "♫Strange are my habits,♪" "♫selfish some desires,♪" "Please just go... ♫Yet every emotion, in essence innocent.♪" "♫I am a dark empty tunnel♪" "♫and yöu the light at the end of which,♪" "♫I am the night that engulfed me,♪ yöu're scared..." "Actually, yöu are a total coward!" "♫And yöu the dawn of redemption.♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu.♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu.♪" "♫In the face of silences,♪" "♫Search for yöur call,♪" "♫Search for yöur call,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪ where are yöu going?" "!" " I am running away uncle" "How can yöu run away, while I am still here?" "!" "Come, just come here" " Okay..." "Okay" "Bye!" "Catch him..." "Don't let him go." "Devesh, that Nikhil is running away and yöu are sitting here" "Calm down..." "He's going to come back right here" "I wish we could get rid of him, so easily..." "He is joining the police force, by the way" "Right now?" "No... after the wedding... ♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "♫The giddy heart... sets forth for yöu,♪" "Are yöu coming or going somewhere?" "No... right now I'm stuck." "I have these sensations as if fountains of cool water are breaking out underneath and simultaneously, fireworks are going off above and this time it's raised to the power N and then they go to infinity " "Sir... if she smiles, she's snared" "But why are we going to Germany?" "Don't yöu have to be in China?" "Actually my vendors were trying to procure from Germany, but the cheque was returned, so they need me to issue... a cheque, so they need to solve the problem..." " Just a sec!" "There is a problem in Germany too!" "Please tell me yöu don't have to hack something over there?" "!" "Technically..." "No..." "But we will be addressing the problem..." "Meeta, I'm going to be a cop..." "I cannot be part of a criminal activity!" "Don't worry... yöu're safe..." "yöu are under Indian jurisdiction!" "What do yöu mean I am safe..." "we both need to be safe?" "!" "We're going there to relax - we will both be safe!" "I'll solve every problem, don't worry!" "We're going to relax, let's change our tickets, let's go somewhere else..." "Just raise yöur hands..." " I'm not raising my hands!" ""Hope You've Liked  Enjoyed The Movie"" "Copyright from ecOtOne™" "♫yöu know she like the drama♪" "♫Yeah, she's a sexy mama♪" "♫And when she dance, everybody goes♪" "♫yöu know she like the drama♪" "♫Yeah, she's a sexy mama♪" "♫And when she dance, everybody goes♪" "♫Innocent at a glance,♪" "♫However crooked the stance,♪" "♫Mouthing bitter words,♪" "♫Delicious is her tongue.♪" "♫Fragrance of the rose petals,♪" "♫wine in a shapely bottle,♪" "♫A scene of total decimation.♪" "♫Her attitude is funky,♪" "♫An opera worth a penny,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫A saucerful of eyes♪" "♫A reservoir of tears,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen♪" "♫Her attitude is funky,♪" "♫An opera worth a penny,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫A saucerful of eyes♪" "♫A reservoir of tears,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen♪" "♫I sing upon tables,♪" "♫And twirl upon chairs,♪" "♫Fulfill all the heart desires.♪" "♫Think what yöu will,♪" "♫A result of intoxication,♪" "♫Or signs of losing my marbles.♪" "♫Fragrance of the rose petals,♪" "♫wine in a shapely bottle,♪" "♫A scene of total decimation.♪" "♫Her attitude is funky,♪" "♫An opera worth a penny,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫A saucerful of eyes♪" "♫A reservoir of tears,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫Her attitude is funky,♪" "♫An opera worth a penny,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫A saucerful of eyes♪" "♫A reservoir of tears,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen♪" "♫yöu know she like the drama♪" "♫Yeah, she's a sexy mama♪" "♫And when she dance, everybody goes♪" "♫yöu know she like the drama♪" "♫Yeah, she's a sexy mama♪" "♫And when she dance, everybody goes♪" "♫yöur eyes seem to spit,♪" "♫Bullets episodically, and delay,♪" "♫Snuffing of life in an instance.♪" "♫With a rosary of pearls,♪" "♫I penance upon yöur name,♪" "♫In the hope my name gets an utterance.♪" "♫Worth many a million,♪" "♫yöur body is gilded bullion,♪" "♫Alas yöur heart is rather mean.♪" "♫Her attitude is funky,♪" "♫An opera worth a penny,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫A saucerful of eyes♪" "♫A reservoir of tears,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen♪" "♫Her attitude is funky,♪" "♫An opera worth a penny,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen.♪" "♫A saucerful of eyes♪" "♫A reservoir of tears,♪" "♫The gal's a drama queen♪" "Copyright from ecOtOne™"