"It's adorable." "I'll take it." "I'm glad you like it." "It's the latest model." " Can you deliver it right away?" " Right away, Madame." "It's my husband's birthday and I want to surprise him." "I understand." "And the address, please?" "1127 Walnut Avenue." " Pardon me, Mr. postman." " Yes, sir?" "Could you tell me where 1127 Walnut Avenue is?" " 1127 Walnut Avenue?" " Yes, sir." "That's the house up there, right on top of the stoop." "That's the house up there, right on top of the stoop." "Steady, Susie." "Just a moment!" "This requires a little thought." "Now, easy down on my back." "Get off of my back!" "Why don't you be careful?" "Come on!" "Now "Hi-ho"!" " Would you gentlemen please let me pass?" " Why, certainly, Ma'am." "Just a moment." "Just a moment, maybe I can help you." "Of all the dumb things!" " And not only that, he kicked me." " He kicked you?" "Yes, officer, right in the middle of my daily duties." "Oh, he kicked you, did he?" " Hey, you!" " What?" "Come here!" "Go down and see what he wants." "You go down and see what he wants." "Don't argue with me, go to see what that man wants!" " I don't argue..." " Go ahead!" " What do you want?" " Go down and see what he wants!" "What?" "I don't want you." "I want that other monkey." " What?" " He doesn't want me." "He wants the other monkey." "You!" "Say, what do you mean by molesting that girl?" " Who, me?" " Yes, you." " Why, I was just..." " Now let that be a lesson to you." "Are you going to stand for that?" "Say listen, if he'd have said one more word to me, I would've..." "Now let that be another lesson." "Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?" "What do you mean 'bounding over my step'?" "Why, he means overstepping your bounds." "Now let that be a lesson to you!" "Well?" "Either of you two numbskulls going to take this thing out of the way?" " What's it to you?" " I should like to pass." " Why don't you walk around?" " Walk around?" "Me, professor Theodore Von Schwarzenhoffen?" "M.D., A.D, D.D.S, F.L.D, F.F.F and F, should walk around?" "Get that thing out of my way!" "Get out of my way!" "Come on, get out of my way!" "Very lovely." "I will have you arrested for this!" "I will have you thrown in jail!" "I'm professor T.D.A..." " Ollie." " What?" "I can't make it." "Don't weaken now!" "We need to do only a few more steps." "Now push together." "Come here!" "You've carried that piano for all those steps?" "You didn't have to do that." "Yuo see that road down there?" "All you..." "All you had to do was to drive around that road to get up here." "Why didn't we take that before?" "Just a moment." "I guess we'll have to take it back." " Why?" " There's nobody home." "Where there is a will, there is a way" "We'll take the piano through the window, carry down the stairs and place in the living room." "You'll find a ladder and I'll get the block and tackle." "Why don't you watch what you're doing?" "Hey, Ollie." " What?" " There's somebody home." " Are they up there?" " No, I heard them coming up the stairs." "You heard them coming up..." "Why stupid, that was me!" " That was you?" " Why, certainly." "Well, how'd you get in the house?" "I was standing on the ladder while you were pulling the piano up and the block and t..." "Get back in there!" "Throw me my hat!" "You heard them coming up the stairs..." " What is it now?" " You've got my hat." "Here!" "Throw me mine." "Now get back in the house and I don't wanna hear anymore out of you!" "Where did you get that hat?" "Now let's get this piano downstairs." "Get that piano out of there, while I'll find a place to put it." "I'll get it out." "Get out of here and get that piano out of that box!" " What were you doing up there?" " I was trying to plug it in." "That's not the place to plug it in!" "Give it to me!" " If I'll see him, I'll run him in." " Thank you, officer." "Now lets' get that place clean!" "What is the meaning of this?" "!" " Do you live here?" " Do I live here?" "This is my home." "What are you doing here?" " We've just delivered your piano." " Piano?" "Piano?" "I hate and detest pianos!" "They are mechanical blunderbusses." "Take it out of here before I commit murder." "Take it out!" "Take it out!" "That's enough!" "Wait a minute." "I'll take care of you." "I'll take care of you!" "Theodore, what are you doing?" "Why, these two idiots delivered a piano here by mistake." " Look at our home!" " It wasn't a mistake, darling." "I've bought a piano to surprise you, on your birthday." "I wouldn't have this happened for a million dollars." "I thought you said you hated pianos." "What, me hate pianos?" "But I'm nuts about them!" "Excuse me, gentlemen." "What can I do to show you how sorry I am?" "Just sign here." "Service with a smile." "Stanley, the pen." "Why you!" "Out of my house!"