"In every school there is always a dream girl who attracts everyone's attention" "Everyone is crazy for her" "Everyone cheers for her" "In this college" "I am that dream girl" "My name is Kiki Liang" "Kiki Liang" "Geeks will always support you!" "I was twice the most beautiful girl at my university" "I worked as a show model at the computer expo" "I've modeled for three fashion magazines" "More than ten talent agencies want to sign me up" "Therefore" "I should be worshipped by the geeks as a goddess" "But why have I made enemies with them?" "Kiki Liang" "I like you so much" "Why are you treating me like this?" "Look!" "This is every love letters I ever wrote to you!" "I..." "I can't look at them anymore!" "They're burning my eyes!" "Excuse me" "Do I know you?" "I..." "I can't stand it any more!" "Get out of my way!" "Kiki" "My boyfriend, Chang Sheng" "A medicine major" "A 190cm tall basketball player" "He's running to be the students' union president" "Baby!" "Honey" "We make such a beautiful couple" "No wonder other students are so jealous of us" "A college is a micro social system" "Beautiful people enjoy so much privilege" "Dearest Kiki, please accept my breakfast and my heart" "People are always delivering food to me" "People even fight over my garbage" "It's mine!" "It's Kiki's!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "It's mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "It's Kiki's garbage" "I Love you" "Someone believes that singing stupid songs shows his talent" "Stop making noise!" "You're so stubborn!" "My best friend, Lin Yu-chien, is also pretty" "In the second semester in our sophomore year the strangest thing happens!" "She has fallen in love with a geek!" "Moreover, he's someone I once rejected!" "A geek's life revolves around pretty girls" "I've never seen it working the opposite way!" "The natural order of the universe has been disrupted!" "You're really leaving?" "You're leaving me for a geek?" "Yeah" "Besides, if he wants..." "I'm willing to give myself to him" "I must make it tonight!" "Lin Yu-chien have you thought it through?" "Have you ever thought how people will look at you when you walk hand-in-hand with a geek?" "Kiki don't think everyone wants to be like you and Chang Sheng" "For me he's actually a hundred times better than Chang Sheng" "I can't believe that" "Lin Yu-Chien has chosen to be with a geek!" "Fine." "Let's talk about the geeks" "Why can I never fall in love with a geek?" "Because geeks are a hazard to the public!" "First of all geeks tuck their shirts into their jeans" "Secondly geek never throw out broken alarm clocks, cell phones and notebooks" "One day" "I'll definitely fix it!" "Thirdly geeks study the plots of sci-fi movies" "The principle of time travel is to go through a worm hole" "As long as I can distort the energy in time and space with force" "I can make a time machine" "Well, make one then" "I'm afraid that when I make it it will create a butterfly effect" "Fourth geeks have more virtual money than real savings in the bank!" "Fifth geeks come up with the worse presents in the world!" "Suction cups!" "?" "Sixth geeks doesn't mind dirt" "They're indifferent to their environment and personal hygiene" "Seventh geeks don't understand women" "They can be completely tactless" "Why did you dye your hair the color of excrement?" "Eighth when geeks are merged with their keyboards they become dual personalities" "I'll kill you!" "Come on!" "Ninth geeks can't read the situation in front of them" "Excuse me" "I thought you wanted me to reinstall your computer for you?" "How much time do you need?" "I'll come back in five minutes" "It means that he's super-insensitive" "Tenth" "Lucky Wu geeks cannot see how pathetic they really are" "You're going back to the dorm?" "Take these back for me." "OK?" "Oh." "OK" "Thanks!" "Lucky Wu, thanks!" "Thanks!" "Lucky Wu, please!" "Thanks!" "Although I haven't met one yet" "I believe there must be a geek that encompasses all ten characteristics in one body" "If one day I'm lucky enough to meet him" "I'll definitely flatten him with a flying kick!" "Ah!" "Who is it?" "Due to the reasons above" "I'll never ever, ever, ever fall in love with a geek!" "By the next morning this article of mine has been forwarded more than five thousand times" "There are more than three thousand comments" "It has already translated into seven languages" "Some support me while others oppose me" "Of course those who oppose me are all geeks" "It doesn't matter at all since I'll never have anything to do with geeks in this life" "This incident has caused such a sensation on campus" "Overnight" "I become the geeks' number one archenemy" "Ah!" "Cockroach!" "Cockroach!" "It's flying!" "It's over there." "Over there" "Ah!" "Who is she?" "Kiki Liang" "I'm your new roommate, Chen Mei-shue" "So many gold medals!" "You're so great!" "Why did you want to learn taekwondo?" "The guy I fancied before was the chair of the taekwondo club" "I assumed he must like sporty girls" "But he actually liked the other type..." "Like you..." "Very pretty girls" "But I can never become someone like you" "That's alright" "I can help you!" "Really?" "Become like you?" "Hm" "Ah!" "Are you alright?" "Pervert!" "Why did the lake dry up?" "Help!" "Help me out!" "Wow!" "What's going on here?" "Post it online!" "The Legend of Lake Ju" "What?" "Did you just come back from Lake Ju?" "How did you know?" "It says here" "What is the Legend of Lake Ju?" "There is a lake at every university" "And every lake has its legend" "There is a legend surrounding Lake Ju at our school" "They say that a boy and a girl will be together forever if they meet on the very day that the lake dries up" "Tonight, the lake... dried up!" "There were a guy and a girl on the spot" "Bang!" "Just like when gunpowder meets a spark love begins to burn!" "Wow!" "It sounds so romantic!" "What a pity!" "If I had arrived at the lake earlier it could have been me!" "Do you know the legend of Lake Ju?" "There is water in the lake!" "I heard that two people were here" "Who were they?" "Did anyone see them?" "Who were the man and the woman there last night?" "Don't know." "They're still investigating" "But I'm following the update every hour!" "They said there was a witness!" "Hey, hey..." "Someone posted a message claiming that muddy footprints were found outside the girls' dorm" "Then let's organize a flash mob search!" "I'm dying to find out who it is!" "Kiki Liang" " It's not me!" "Damn!" "More than 9000 people have "liked" the Legend of Lake Ju website!" "How about our election campaign website?" "37 people 37!" "What have you been doing!" "?" "Hey, Kiki" "Hi!" "What brought you here?" "I want to tell you something" "I mean..." "The website has been updated" "Oh." "OK." "That's it" "Hey, Lucky Wu" "This is my girlfriend, Kiki Liang" "He's Lucky Wu" "He majors in Computer Science" "Don't underestimate him!" "He fixes all the computers on campus" "He's very good" "Hello" "Gosh!" "He's the ultimate geek!" "Ah!" "My bracelet!" "I've got something to tell you" "I want to tell you something" "But promise me that you'll never tell anyone" "Yes, scout's honor!" "I'll never tell a soul" "Well..." "The girl who fell into the lake last night was me..." "And that Lucky Wu..." "Shhh..." "What are you laughing at?" "No way!" "How could it be you?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry" "Ready!" "Please go out with me!" "Mei-shue" "Tell you what!" "I found out who that guy was!" "His name is Lucky Wu" "What kind of guy is he?" "The one I hate most!" "He has all ten characteristics of the geek!" "As soon as I think about it, I feel so disgusted!" "A present from Chang Sheng" "But Lucky Wu has touched it" "I don't want it anymore" "Let's find out about the Legend of Lake Ju, alright?" "Ah you know what" "The Legend of Lake Ju started right here" "Dr. Sun Yat-Sen?" "Hey, look!" "The Legend was born on the night of the Chinese Revolution" "In Wuhan, China?" "Yeah" "Kiki, look" "Our university was founded in 1 898 in Wuhan" "It was relocated to Taiwan in 1 949" "The staff established a university with the same name" "The two universities have the same architectural design" "There is even a Lake Ju at the university in Wuhan" "Wow!" "It's existed since the Chinese Revolution!" "The legend began with..." "Before the Chinese Revolution a female revolutionary jumped into the lake to avoid the soldiers" "But at that moment the water suddenly evaporated" "The woman was injured in the fall and was rescued by a man" "Then they spent the rest of their lives together" "What the hell is this!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry" "Thanks" "This love story spread among the college students at the time it later became a legend" "Three couples have got married as a result of the Legend" "One in China" "Two in Taiwan" "Really!" "?" ""I'M THE HAPPY VICTIM OF THE LAKE LEGEND!"" "Hey you" "How can you damage public property?" "You thought you could avoid me by doing that?" "It's Fate" "We're destined to be together" "Kiki" "Mei-shue, I've come to a conclusion!" "The Legend of Lake Ju is just nonsense!" "As long as no knows that I was there, I'll be fine!" "The reason I woke you up was to tell you everyone on campus knows it was you..." "Fuck!" "Damn!" "Kiki Liang and Lucky Wu..." "No way!" "Why!" "WHY!" "Why did you tell the others?" "Nothing really" "I was just chatting to my friends last night" "I didn't expect them to post it on Facebook!" "I'm sorry!" "Hey, I heard the spell of the Legend is really powerful!" "It works every time!" "Shut up!" "I'm so smart and handsome" "Besides my baby loves me very much right?" "Hey, Lucky Wu you really want to date my girl?" "We can have a fair competition" "Do you want her number and email address?" "I can give them to you right now!" "You're so childish!" "It's alright" "I'm only teasing him!" "If Chang Sheng challenges you..." "You'll even lose the shirt off your back" "Why would I take my shirt off?" "Lucky" "Chang Sheng is no better than you!" "What's the use of the big muscles?" "Smart guys are the sexiest!" "Lucky Wu be brave and pursue your love!" "Lake Ju will give you the magic power!" "Stop joking, you guys!" "I'll beat you up if you dare to say more!" "Kiki, where are you going?" "I'm busy!" "Hello" "I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University" "I've got an appointment with the chairman, Mr. Cheng" "Wait a second" "Back then" "I married my wife due to the Legend of Lake Ju" "In 2001" "I met my wife at Lake Ju when it dried up" "I heard of the Legend before that" "But I never believed it" "What I hated most in my life were fat people" "But soon after we graduated we got married" "But why did the lake dry up for no reason?" "I don't know about it either" "Later I asked a Feng-Shui master" "He explained that the hill next to the lake was a dragon den" "When the star of Fortune shone on the marriage constellation in the sky water would drain away" "So the water drained away from the dragon den" "The impact it caused in the universe on men and women was to make them fall in love with each other" "But..." "No matter how the universe affected you how could you fall in love with someone you hated?" "Didn't you say you hated fat people most?" "I think..." "The Legend of Lake Ju is a chance that God gives you to understand someone" "I heard that it had happened once again recently" "The students are truly blessed" "No matter how poor, rich, beautiful or ugly you are your love will live forever and ever" "This is true love!" "Darling" "I've brought you lunch!" "Ah, my darling" "Look!" "I brought you a stew" "Thank you, darling" "You're the best!" "Stop it!" "Darling, did you lose some weight?" "Someone is here..." "Finish" "Tell me" "What kind of man is Lucky Wu?" "Everyone says he's a genius" "But I can never understand why" "I think people like him because he never says no to anyone" "You know how many students ask him to repair their computers?" "He set up the BBS for the college" "I heard he wrote a program that saves 1 0% of the water and electricity bills for the college" "I feel that the college can't survive without him" "He even created a mechanical bird" "It looks just like a real bird" "It won the top prize in the international robot competition" "Kiki" "Mei-shue" "Chang Sheng" "This is my new roommate, Chen Mei-shue" "Hi" "Mei-shue is really great" "She won several taekwondo championships!" "Really?" "Show us something!" "Sure!" "Why did you do that?" "Potent!" "We're off!" "Bye bye" "That girl is bit weird" "Can't believe she really showed us..." "She's so strange!" "Mei-shue" "You're looking for me?" "Oh, right" "I found the second couple" "Really?" "Tan Da-chun and Fan Chen" "The place is not far from the college" "Eh?" "Where is my bike?" "You sure you parked it here?" "Yes" "Eh?" "lsn't it your lock?" "You didn't pay the parking fee this semester, did you?" "So the lock is cut and the bike is towed away!" "No way!" "What should I do?" "Excuse me" "I can't find my bike" "You've got twenty tickers" "The parking permit is expired as well" "Your bike was brought in at eleven this morning" "Where is my bike?" "Over there" "How am I going to find it among so many bikes!" "The new arrivals are in this area" "Oh" "Do you need a hand?" "No!" "Do you need a hand?" "This..." "This is the DSP software design badge" "This is the ACM program design badge" "Oh, this is really cool" "The membership of Mensa Association" "Only people whose lQ is higher than 1 40 can be admitted" "This is my favorite little turtle" "My bag..." "Where is my bag?" "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong?" "Are you alright?" "Bag..." "Are you sick?" "Are you alright?" "Where is the bag?" "Where is it?" "In there?" "I'll bring it to you." "Wait a second" "What are you looking for?" "Drugs?" "What does it look like?" "Where is it?" "At the bottom" "Where is it?" "Are you alright?" "You're fine now?" "Are you OK?" "Every afternoon at one o'clock" "I must drink a bottle of juice" "Or I'll get too stressed" "When I feel stressed" "I count 7 to the power of n... 7" "49 343" "2401" "16807" "Il really hate the number, 13" "13" "Lucky Wu you get stressed too easily, don't you?" "Many things make me feel stressed" "Like the sound of glass being scraped" "Traffic cones" "Barricades" "Bubble wrap" "Skateboards" "Dentures" "Chicken's feet" "Bitter gourds" "Orange peel" "Nail Clippers" "Cycling suits" "Then I'll begin to count 7 to the power of n..." "I think the Legend of Lake Ju is the chance that God gives you understand someone" "Don't you get stressed?" "Didn't you stress me out?" "OK" "Actually, I hate the sound of glass being scraped" "I hate the smell of tarmac" "Stinky tofu stinks too" "Be careful" "Careful Careful" "OK" "Kiki Liang" "I'm sorry for all the trouble caused by the Legend of Lake Ju" "Oh, it's OK" "I'm going to deal with the situation right now" "I'm off" "Hello" "Excuse me." "Are you Mr. Tan?" "Aye" "I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University..." "Darling" "Darling, here you are!" "The fish is for these customers" "Give it to them" "I need to get more stock" "OK, off you go" "Here you are" "Thank you." "See you soon!" "Thank you" "Miss, would you like some fish?" "Hi" "I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University" "I wonder if you can tell me about the Legend of Lake Ju" "Can you spare a moment?" "You must feel it's ridiculous, right?" "Actually, I didn't believe it either in the beginning" "Hmm" "But it just happened!" "At the time, I was reading by the lakeside" "All of a sudden the lake dried up" "Da-jun happened to be catching fish in the lake" "So out of the blue, he showed up before me" "What's strange is that ever since then" "I ran into him every day" "Excuse me." "Can I have a bowl of noodles?" "He appeared every day?" "I ran into him every day!" "So I began to investigate the Legend of Lake Ju" "I even found the way to break the spell" "But I wasn't superstitious at all so I didn't try I felt things such as fate or karma were just hocus-pocus" "But later I found that the more I denied fate the more strange things happened" "Why do you keep following me?" "You're such a nuisance" "I run into you every day!" "Stop following me!" "Ah..." "Miss, are you OK?" "Why are you being so silly?" "You don't have to do this even if you hate me!" "Let me take you to the hospital" "Please, just hold on a little bit longer" "I saw him on that day and all of sudden" "I felt he looked so handsome" "So handsome that he took my breath away!" "Took your breath away?" "That handsome?" "My beautiful wife look after the stall for me" "I need a shit!" "I have to rush back" "Ha ha, sure" "Excuse me" "What about your husband that attracts you most?" "I feel..." "It's his electrifying eyes" "My girl the Legend of Lake Ju is true" "Everything is destined" "I never thought I would be selling fish in the market" "When I was at university, I wanted to be a journalist" "I even wanted to travel around the world" "Then do you have any regrets?" "No" "I feel that if you're in love with someone you feel very happy even if you work at a fish stall" "I want to marry a doctor" "I don't want to sell fish!" "The Legend of Lake Ju seems to be true" "Didn't the couple say that they ran into each other every day?" "You bump into Lucky Wu every day, don't you?" "Even more than once a day!" "It's fate, isn't it?" "I know what I should do!" "I'll stay in the dorm tomorrow" "Nothing will happen if I don't go out" "I'm determined to challenge it!" "You're really going to skip the classes today?" "Yeah" "I absolutely don't want to bump into Lucky Wu today" "Alright" "I'm off to the classes." "Bye bye!" "Ah!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry!" "Put more superglue there" "I'm sorry..." "I'm really sorry about it" "Give it to me" "Careful." "Don't stick it to your hand" "Does it look alright?" "Yeah" "Ah!" "Don't be nervous!" "Careful!" "Careful!" "Ah!" "Are you OK?" "Yeah..." "Hmm" "Wu..." "Lucky Wu?" "Hm" "Is that you?" "Hm" "Ah!" "Slowly!" "What can we do?" "What should we do?" "It's really them!" "They look so funny!" "What are they doing?" "Go!" "Why did you put glue on your face?" "Shut up!" "What are you staring at?" "They look so happy together!" "Ah!" "Stay still!" "It seems to be him!" "Things develop so fast between you two!" "Oh, Lucky Wu, aren't you bit too lucky?" "Kiki Liang, what happened to you?" "Stop taking pictures!" "Get off!" "It's all your fault!" "Now everyone is laughing at me!" "Not everyone" "I'm not laughing at you" "So embarrassing!" "Lucky Wu" "Kiki Liang" "Wow, it's great!" "It's so great!" "Stop taking pictures!" "Get off!" "It's so great!" "Get lost!" "Lucky Wu" "I'm your big fan!" "It's done." "Good" "Take a rest over there" "Hey" "You fell into the lake the other day" "It's time to change the dressing on your thigh" "Take your pants off" "I'll get the medicine" "The organic solvent will slowly dissolve the glue" "But even after that your face will remain sticky for a while" "Don't touch it, alright?" "Take a rest" "I'll get some medicine for you" "You're happy now?" "Don't ever think I'll be with you just because the Legend has come true!" "Tell you what." "I'll never ever fall for you in this life!" "Even if everyone else on the planet has died" "I'd rather live with chimpanzees than you" "I just can't see eye to eye with you!" "I hate every bit of you!" "Look at your silly hair and clothes!" "You're really boring too!" "As a human being, have you got any sense or not!" "?" "Even I feel so embarrassed on your behalf!" "I'm leading such a wonderful life at university" "Who is like you that..." "Ah!" "It's glued to it!" "Ah!" "What can I do?" "It hurts!" "Stay still!" "It really hurts!" "Stay still!" "Calm down, you two!" "What can I do?" "Help!" "Stay still." "Don't move" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Bear it for a moment" "Ah!" "Bear it for a moment" "Ah!" "Just another moment" "Scissors!" "What are you doing?" "I get a reaction when I feel nervous" "I don't mean it" "How liberal are the Taiwanese college students in terms of sex?" "Yesterday an incident is reported at Tung Ning University" "Two students were suspected of making love in difficult positions before they were rushed to the hospital" "Fortunately, they didn't suffer any serious injuries" "The journalists visited the university" "The authorities express that they're utterly shocked" "Most of the students think it's fine to make love" "But it's better not to try difficult positions" "It was so embarrassing!" "You want to see me?" "You know how miserable you've made me feel?" "I didn't mean it" "Make a vow right now" "You'll never appear within a radius of ten meters around me!" "OK" "I take a vow..." "Who do you think you are?" "You thought I would be with you?" "Look at what you're wearing!" "You look like a junior high school student!" "And the bag on your back!" "It's so ugly!" "What you do have in the bag?" "Show me" "Give it to me!" "What is it?" "What is it for?" "You have all these things in the bag" "That's why no girl likes you" "What the crap is this?" "What is this?" "What do you need these things for?" "What for?" "And these badges..." "So damn ugly!" "I didn't mean it!" "Like what you geeks always say" "Every time you hurt a girl you always say you didn't mean it!" "Now I can say I didn't do anything!" "It's just some crap!" "She's here!" "She's finally here!" "Tell me!" "What on earth did you do to Lucky Wu?" "He applies for a leave and says he can't continue his studies" "Now he's nowhere to be seen!" "If the BBS is shut down what do you want us to do!" "?" "I've got a bigger problem!" "I was fighting against the last evil king in World of Warcraft and when I came to my teammates' aid" "I got cut off from the Internet!" "Cut off!" "Cut off!" "It has nothing to do with me!" "Yes, it does!" "It's you, Kiki Liang" "You bullied Lucky Wu" "You must apologize" "And bring Lucky Wu back!" "Now!" "Off you go!" "Because my teammates are under attack" "I need to rescue them!" "Apologize!" "Apologize!" "Apologize!" "No, I won't!" "Why should I apologize?" "Hooray!" "The director is here!" "Good day, sir" "Miss Kiki Liang for some unknown reason something is wrong with my notebook" "It sent out a bunch of weird emails" "I have to explain it to the Minister of Education later" "In order to solve the crisis could you please ask Lucky Wu to come forward to help us?" "Lucky Wu asks me to tell you that he's not in" "Lucky Wu!" "Lucky Wu!" "Where are you going?" "Lucky Wu!" "Lucky Wu!" "Where are you going?" "Stop!" "Excuse me" "Lucky Wu" "I come to see if you're alright" "I'm fine" "Then why didn't you answer the phone or reply your emails?" "Or update your Facebook?" "It's fine that you hate me" "But how could you throw the badg into the lake?" "My mother gave it to me when I was little" "I would wear it every day for the rest of my life" "I'm sorry" "I was being too cruel" "I crossed the line" "It was my fault" "Would you please forgive me?" "Actually, I don't hate you" "It's just that" "I'm missing my hard disc drive and turtle very much" "So you're not taking a leave, right?" "How about the BBS and the server?" "Will you fix it?" "Who will do it if I don't?" "Or..." "Let me buy you a drink" "It counts as my apology" "Let's make friends" "Make it brighter here" "Hello everyone" "I've brought you coffee" "Here you go" "OK, let's take a short break" "Thank you, Kiki!" "Here you are" "Thank you" "You too" "Then we're off" "Bye bye" "Should I be a surgeon or a plastic surgeon?" "What do you think?" "Don't you always want to be a surgeon?" "But a plastic surgeon earns more" "Chang Sheng" "Kiss me" "Ah?" "Kiss me" "Why are you feeling so passionate today?" "I'm finished!" "I don't feel a thing when my boyfriend kisses me" "But my heart beats like crazy at the sight of Lucky Wu" "I'm finished!" "Lucky Wu" "I'm grateful that you set up the students' union website" "But I beg you not to show up before Kiki Liang" "This morning she burst into tears for no other reason but the Legend of Lake Ju" "She burst into tears?" "You're very smart" "If there is anything we can do" "I'm sure you can find it" "Miss last time you said there was a method of breaking the spell" "If you had the chance to change your fate would you want to break the spell?" "No, I wouldn't" "Actually, there are two versions of the Legend" "In one of them the female revolutionary wasn't with the man" "They said that usually the bell was struck twelve times" "But some people heard that it was struck only ten times" "It signified the failed attempt at the revolution" "The female revolutionary fled soon after" "She was worried that she would be hunted down by the soldiers and put her lover in danger" "So rumor has it that you can break the spell by striking the bell ten times" "To change your fate you have to strike the original bell with the original hammer" "The original bell was shipped to Taiwan in 1 949" "But the hammer was left in Wuhan" "It's in the collection of a ceramic artist" "They're the first couple brought together by the Legend" "Excuse me" "Anyone here?" "Hello" "Look around and see what you like" "Hi" "The..." "Legend of Lake Ju..." "The Legend of Lake Ju..." "They were my grandparents" "They got married as a result of the Legend" "My grandpa founded the shop" "Do you have an antique passed down from the Ching Dynasty?" "A hammer used to strike a bell" "We used to" "Not now?" "My grandparents were very poor when they were young" "My grandpa didn't want my grandma to suffer with him" "So he wanted to break the spell and to get divorced" "But my grandma guessed his intention" "So she hid the hammer beforehand" "Where did she hide the hammer?" "To stop my grandpa finding it she buried it in a huge grassland" "Thanks!" "So huge!" "?" "How am I going to find it in such a huge place?" "How can it be so huge?" ""NO HUMAN fertilization!"" "Lucky Wu?" "Kiki Liang" "Lucky Wu" "What brought you here?" "Chang Sheng told me that you couldn't eat or sleep" "I feel I'm responsible for that" "So I find the method of breaking the spell on the Internet" "Look" "This is the metal detector" "The GPS map viewer" "I've got everything ready" "You like me, don't you?" "You're a very nice man" "I don't dislike you" "But I've got a boyfriend" "If I find the hammer" "I'll definitely break the spell" "Even if I'm being so selfish you still want to help me?" "I want you to be happy" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Here!" "Here!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Thanks!" "But I still can't find the turtle badge" "I'm sorry" "It was from my mother" "Everyone called me an idiot when I was little" "Only my mother said I wasn't" "You're a very special child" "It's just that the others have no idea" "But you must remember this" "Believe in yourself" "When you see anything you like pursuit it with your courage" "Mommy will be with you forever" "Later they say I have Asperger Syndrome" "My first love ended in tragedy too" "Then can you be my girlfriend?" "My daddy says I can't have a boyfriend till I go to college" "So that's how I missed my first love" "I don't know where he is now" "Later I decided if I had met someone I like" "I would muster my courage to tell him" "I like you" "Please go out with me" "So even I weighed up to 80 kg when I was in junior high" "I confessed my love to the boy I fancied" "Of course I was turned down" "So I swore that" "I was going to transform myself into the prettiest girl in the school" "I was very silly, right?" "Why are you being so quiet?" "But I wish you weighed up to 80 kg now so I'd have the chance to be with you" "We found it!" "Hello" "Chang Sheng?" "Yes, I've found it!" "I'll fly back to Taipei this afternoon" "Yeah" "Finally..." "Quick!" "Quick!" "This way." "This way" "Here!" "Here!" "Watch out" "Quieter!" "Lucky Wu can you walk or not?" "Wait." "Wait" "This way" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Hurry up!" "Is it OK?" "OK?" "Put it down, quick!" "Is it OK?" "Be careful" "Make sure you steady it" "Don't ask me to do such a stupid thing again!" "It's a waste of time!" "OK" "I know" "Hey, I can't!" "I can't reach it" "Can you lift it higher?" "OK" "One, two" "Three!" "Ah!" "What are you doing?" "Lucky Wu, how could you fart at that moment!" "?" "What are you doing?" "It's very dangerous!" "l didn't mean it..." "Higher!" "OK" "Two, three!" "OK" "Who!" "Who is there?" "The guard is coming!" "Damn!" "I'll be kicked out of the election if I get caught!" "Hey!" "How can you chicken out like this?" "Chang Sheng!" "Chang Sheng!" "Stop running!" "Stop!" "What should I do?" "It's too late" "Jump off and I'll catch you" "You'll catch me..." "Make sure you'll catch me!" "Yeah" "Make sure you'll catch me." "I'm going to..." "I'm going to jump!" "I'm going to jump!" "Didn't you say you would catch me?" "Hurry up!" "Quick!" "Stop running!" "Hurry up!" "Quick!" "Stop running!" "Over Here!" "Over Here!" "What's the yellow patch on your pants?" "Who did it?" "It's really horrible!" "What should we do?" "I can't get anywhere close to it now!" "Right, on the anniversary ceremony the president of the students' union is allowed to strike the bell" "Can you let me do it, please?" "It's the first ceremony on which you can strike the bell in Taiwan" "I definitely want to be the first one to strike the bell" "Hey, I got myself into such a state just to keep our relationship going" "And now you're fighting to be the No. 1 ?" "Is it really that important to be the No. 1 ?" "Of course it's very important to be the No. 1 !" "Who wants to be a poor second?" "You're really selfish!" "Like what happened last night" "You ditched us and ran away on your own!" "You girls can't understand it!" "As long as you're pretty everyone thinks you're good" "But men are different" "If we are good-looking but have no brain people will call us gigolos" "You keep trying to prove your ability because you lack the sense of security" "You feel inferior" "You're afraid that people will see through you" "You're not much better, are you?" "You're too proud of yourself!" "If you weren't the prettiest girl in the college" "I wouldn't be going out with you!" "Let's break up then!" "Don't threaten me with that" "I must strike the bell!" "I must strike the bell too!" "Only the president of the students' union is allowed to do it" "Then I'll run for election!" "You're the geeks' archenemy!" "Who will vote for you?" "Hey, how can you say that?" "Kiki Liang has done so much for you" "Who on earth are you?" "It's none of your business" "Damn geek!" "You dare to shout at me?" "I want to run for election too!" "There are three candidates" "How strange!" "You won't beat Chang Sheng if there are only two of you" "In order to help you strike the bell" "I run for election to reduce his votes" "But we have to rely on them" "Hi" "Kiki Liang" "Lucky Wu" "Wow, it's a woman!" "Although they're bit eccentric they're nice men" "They'll help you get elected" "Voting strategy is very important" "The ratio of men to women in the College of Literature is 9" "Chang Sheng is very popular with women" "He should be able to get 90% of women's votes" "So you have to concentrate on the College of Science" "If you work harder, you should be able to get 70% of the votes" "In the College of Law" "I think you and Chang Sheng will split the votes evenly" "What should we do about the College of Literature?" "I'll deal with the College of Literature" "As long as they don't vote for Chang Sheng, it'll be fine" "Once we've lowered their turnout we'll stand a chance to win" "If I get elected by accident" "I'll definitely let you strike the bell!" "Why should I help her?" "She's the geeks' archenemy!" "She even threw your hard disk drive into the lake" "You must be joking!" "I seem to remember" "I gave you a treasure that cost me $30,000 the Sword of the Almighty" "It can be used in the attack and also heal 30% of your power" "When necessary, it can even summon the guardian angel" "And then?" "Then..." "I'll give a skin and two horses after the election" "OK!" "I'll vote for her" "And I guarantee the votes of the Virgin Alliance of the 8th Battalion will go to her!" "The Battalion of geeks is deployed!" "Please vote for No. 3 Lucky Wu" "Thank you" "Please vote for Lucky Wu" "Happiness!" "Hope!" "Kiki Liang!" "Please vote for her" "Thank you" "Please vote for No. 2 Kiki Liang" "Please, please!" "Please vote for No. 2 Kiki Liang" "What the hell is going on!" "?" "Thank you." "No. 2 Kiki Liang" "Thank you" "What?" "ls it in the bag?" "Yeah" "OK" "Forget about it" "It looks better" "Kiki" "You know Lucky Wu very well, right?" "Hmm... sort of" "Then can you do me a favor?" "Let's go on a double date on Sunday" "I'll ask a guy from the Chinese Literature Department" "Please ask Lucky Wu out for me..." "Are you serious?" "You mean Lucky Wu?" "Yes, I am" "I feel he's so funny!" "Are you alright?" "Lucky Wu?" "Thanks" "What is this?" "I like reading novels and listening to classical music" "Recently, I'm really into Umberto Eco's FoucauIt's Pendulum" "I heard Akira Kurosawa was deeply influenced by Dostoyevsky" "So recently I've been watching Kurosawa..." "Do you like Cheer Chen?" "You must have an iq higher than 1 40 to join it" "ACM" "This is the international program design prize" "And..." "How about this?" "This" "You're making me so nervous that I forgot..." "You really forgot it?" "Ha ha" "I need to do my make-up" "Oh, you're so cute!" "The..." "May I go to the restroom?" "Go then." "Why asking me?" "Every time when I see the geeks like him" "I always feel so sorry for them" "Their world is so small!" "They're better than the pretentious artistic type like you!" "I won't fall for a geek!" "I hate geeks!" "What are you looking at?" "Nothing" "What happened to your face?" "Nothing" "I got hurt when I was practicing" "Hey, I heard that you broke up with Chang Sheng" "And you're running for election with Lucky Wu?" "What's going on between you two?" "Nothing" "We just don't want Chang Sheng to win" "Then you'll think about going out with Lucky Wu?" "No way!" "Ladies and gentlemen the slogan of my election campaign is" ""Flying towards the summit"" ""Realize the concepts of higher education"" "First of all to improve the quality of college students and our competitiveness" "Secondly, we'll make the campus greener" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "My election promise is free!" "Free?" "Free for geeks!" "Everything is free!" "Come here!" "Come over!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Show the student id and borrow smart phones and notebooks for free!" "What?" "Smart phones and notebooks are free!" "Disinfected on a regular basis..." "Everything is free here!" "we should realize the student's autonomy" "Free wifi!" "Unblock downloading in the dorms!" "We ask for the equality between teachers and students" "Then establish a..." "All software and operation systems are free!" "Everyone" "I want you to think carefully" "Among people around you who does the most service?" "Geeks!" "In your college life who hasn't got help from the geeks?" "They repair computers..." "Fix toilets!" "Get late night snacks!" "Catch roaches!" "Take garbage out!" "Change light bulbs!" "So the answer is very clear" "A geek who serves us with passion is what we want for the president of the students' union" "So I've decided to withdraw from the election" "Please vote for Lucky Wu!" "Abandon Liang, secure Wu!" "Lucky Wu!" "Winner!" "I hope he will lose the election" "Let me ask you" "What's wrong with Lucky Wu?" "Nothing" "He's better than Chang Sheng and all the guys I know" "Then since he's so nice why don't you go out with him?" "Besides, he likes you so much" "I don't know" "I just feel..." "It seems bit weird to walk with him in the street holding hands..." "You're afraid that people would look down on you when you go out with a geek?" "Maybe" "I don't know either" "Anyway, I just can't" "I'll bring more over" "No. 1 Chang Sheng" "No. 3 Lucky Wu" "No. 1 Chang Sheng" "No. 3 Lucky Wu" "Lucky Wu" "The person who won the election of the president of Tung Ning University Students' Union is..." "Lucky Wu has won!" "The president of the students' union, Lucky Wu" "Miss Kiki Liang will strike the bell for us" "Miss Liang, please strike the bell" "I hid the hammer inside the bell for you" "Hmm." "Yes" "Kiki Liang" "Good luck!" "According the ancient custom the students' representative has to strike twelve times" "I need to strike only ten times to break the spell and to change my fate" "After the ten strikes everything between you will come to an end are you sure you won't regret it?" "Look at her" "Isn't it so nice to see her looking so happy?" "It's impossible for me to fall for Lucky Wu" "It's impossible!" "One" "Two" "Three" "Now everyone is laughing at me!" "Not everyone" "I'm not laughing at you" "Four" "What is this?" "You have all these things in your bag" "That's why no girl likes you!" "Five" "I want you to be happy" "We've found it!" "Six" "We've found it!" "Chang Sheng?" "Yes" "I've found it!" "How can you say that?" "Seven" "How much has Kiki done for you?" "How dare you shout at me?" "So what?" "I want to run for election too!" "Lucky Wu!" "Where are you going?" "Lucky Wu!" "Are you alright?" "What?" "In there?" "Eight" "Lucky Wu!" "Winner!" "Nine" "I'll definitely let you strike the bell" "Ten" "Eleven" "Twelve" "Ladies and Gentlemen" "I want to say a few words" "In fact the reason that I dress carefully everyday is" "I want everyone to like me" "But I always fall for the wrong men" "This time" "I'm moved by someone" "This guy isn't handsome" "Very often he is insensitive to the others" "He's very eccentric as well" "But when I'm with him" "I don't have to care about his feelings" "He always laughs at the unfunny jokes I tell" "I know that back then I said many things on the Internet that hurt many people" "I'm really sorry" "From now on" "I want to say" "I like geeks very much" "Kiki" "Geeks love you too!" "We geeks love you too!" "Hey, Lucky!" "Lucky Wu" "Lucky!" "What happened to you?" "Get up!" "Lucky Wu" "I like you" "The Legend of Lake Ju has come true!" "This way" "You won?" "Told me I was very good!" "See!" "?" "I'm going in" "What's up?" "Excuse me" "I should go now" "Good night" "Yes" "Is Chen Mei-shue in?" "Oh, she's gone to practice taekwondo" "I... bought this cable cutter from her" "But it can cut only bicycle locks" "It's not powerful enough" "Give it back to her for me" "Sure" "Is this your lock?" "The lock is cut and the bike is towed away" "Mei-shue" "This is my new roommate, Mei-shue" "The Legend of the Lake Ju began from this" "Look!" "There is a Lake Ju at the university in Wuhan too" "I focused on breaking the spell of the Legend" "But I ignored where the water had gone" "It smells of chlorine..." "What happened to the pipes?" "Who re-routed the pipes?" "If the water in the lake can be drained into the canals..." "Then the lake can be filled up with water from the swimming pool" "I'm the student journalist from Tung Ning University" "I've got an appointment with the chairman, Mr. Cheng" "Look around and see what you like" "What time is my next show?" "The Legend of Lake Ju is true" "Everything is destined" "The lunch boxes have arrived!" "This is true love!" "Did the deliveryman come?" "Does it look alright?" "Chang Sheng liked you because you're very pretty" "As long as I've copied your face" "I can replace you" "Now I'm going to Chang Sheng" "Chang Sheng" "Mei..." "Mei-shue" "You... seem different..." "It's really difficult to become the type of girls you like" "But I've made it!" "Lucky Wu says what makes Kiki Liang's face look so pretty is the fact that she has perfect facial features" "I copied her eyes, nose and jaw on my face" "Do you think I look pretty?" "Pre...pretty" "Chang Sheng" "I like you" "Can I be your girlfriend?" "I'mmm..." "I'm sorry..." "I..." "I... only see you... just... as a... friend..." "Why?" "Didn't you say you like only the prettiest girl in the college?" "I changed myself just for you!" "I..." "I don't know!" "I..." "I'm sorry!" "Lucky Wu!" "He even created a mechanical bird" "It looks so real!" ""LAKE" "POOL"" "The Legend of Lake Ju is a science project but it's a project of love" "In order to connect Lake Ju with the swimming pool" "I mortgaged my house" "Moreover, I secretly carried out the work during the dry season in winter vacation" "I asked Mei-shue to put a Trojan horse in your cell phone" "So I can track you down at any time with the GPS" "What brought you here?" "All the college magazines information on the Internet" "people you interviewed like Tan Da-jun and Fan Chen" "were set up by me" "So everything happened between us is just a cruel calculation?" "I fell for you at first sight" "For some season" "I always feel that I met you a long time ago" "But you never cast a glance at me" "It's almost impossible for you to like me" "But you fell for a man who didn't love you at all!" "Lucky Wu" "You really want to date my girl?" "We can have a fair competition" "I knew the chance for you to fall for me was very slim" "Unless..." "Unless you convinced me that it's fate" "Lucky Wu" "You succeeded!" "I felt so happy when I was with you" "The Legend of Lake Ju is fabricated but my love for you is genuine" "So can we maintain the ending, please?" "I've fallen for you" "I'll never fall for anyone else" "These are the happiest ten seconds ever in my life so far" "Then remember these ten seconds well" "Because you won't have another chance in your life" "I want to split up with you" "Kiki" "I thought I was very smart" "But the fact has proven that I'm very stupid" "Because once you've found out about the truth you'll hate me forever" "I think..." "We'll never see each other again, right?" "You say the geeks can't see how pathetic they are" "But now I can what I wanted was just a chance for you to know the real me" "It doesn't matter even if I was given only five minutes" "I haven't seen him for two weeks" "I heard he even failed to show up in the exams" "Shall we report it?" "We can't wait till the body is rotten, right?" "No way..." "Lucky!" "What should we do?" "No response" "Damn!" "Move!" "Gosh, what's the smell?" "It really stinks!" "Is he dead or alive?" "Lucky?" "Call the ambulance!" "Lucky Wu has turned into a mummy!" "Move!" "Move!" "I heard that he was dumped" "Poor soul!" "Kiki Liang dumped him" "He's so lovesick..." "Kiki" "This is Chang Sheng" "I guess you have heard of what happened to Lucky Wu" "He is in the icu" "If it's possible can you go visit him?" "Lucky Wu" "I did like you once" "There were no other men who had worked so hard for me" "But..." "Will I be able to forgive you?" "I don't know..." "Seven years later" "I left Taiwan soon after I graduated" "During the years I was abroad" "Chang Sheng had a surgery due to some eye disease" "When he recovered, he found the true love" "For the first time he realizes that appearance is truly not important" "Mei-shue please go out with me!" "Fine" "I fight six of you at the same time" "The one I fail to beat will be my boyfriend" "Mei-shue keeps pursuing her love bravely" "In taekwondo everyone calls her "Lady lp Man"" "Now you're my girlfriend!" "The geeks have grown up and turned into different men" "He invented the body sensor mouse" "He runs the biggest factory of breast-enlargement suction cups" "He cracked the secret codes used by the American military" "He is wanted by the fbi" "And... what about me?" "Darling" "I finished the lectures" "How was your day?" "All the students came to the lectures" "But they just kept playing with their phones" "So I gave them tons of homework as punishment" "No!" "They're college students!" "He asked me if I could give him five minutes" "I gave him five minutes" "Five minutes turned into five days" "Five days turned into five years" "It looks like that it'll go on for much longer..." "Give me the turtle!" "Don't you dare bully him!" "Get off!" "Fatty!" "Big fat girl!" "I like you" "You're lying" "Can you be my girlfriend?" "My daddy says" "I can't have a boyfriend till I go to college" "Then I swear you'll be my girlfriend when we grow up!" "Happy birthday!" "How did you know I want suction cups?" "Who knew this geek singing stupid love songs would become a rock star!"