"Hey!" "Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!" "Get out of me personals!" "It makes butter in my tummy!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Guys, outside there's all these men" "In the matching suits," "And they have wands that are all like," ""bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop, beep, bleep!"" "And" "Okay, how am I the paranoid one here?" "Relax, Marlene." "Have some morning nosh." " What?" "Hey, I don't" " What are you seeing" "Is the vanguard of democracy in action." "No, I am seeing men in suits with wands and blooping." "Today is the grand opening" "Of our newest up-charge attraction," "The central park children's zoo." " With the ribbon-cutting ceremony by Purvis McSlade," "New York's parks commissioner," "The hero that gave us zoo regulation 742-f." "Mm, the "fresh fish for penguins" initiative." "Bless that man." " Uh-huh!" "Now, if you're seeing men in suits," "That must mean the commissioner's team" "Is making its final security sweep." "How exciting!" "Can we go watch?" "Negative, private." "Commissionorial security is a high-stakes game." "They don't need four extra players." "Yeah, well, never mind;" "they're leaving anyway." "What?" " Hey!" " Leaving?" "They couldn't be done already." "What kind of slapdash security sweep is this?" "I don't know." "Looks pretty safe to me." ""looks," Marlene?" ""looks?"" "It's not the threats you see with your eyes;" "It's the ones you feel deep in your gut." " Uh-huh!" " Where's the reflecting mirror for satellite-based lasers?" "The titanium ground net for tunneling mole robots?" "The comprehensive antidote kit" "To counteract any mind-control gas" "Sprayed by a villainous madman with a superblimp?" "A superblimp?" "Really?" "Go ahead and scoff." "Superblimp madmen live to smack down scoffers." "This is commissioner McSlade we're talking about." "If those kindergarten crackerjacks can't protect him," "Then we will." "Check one." "Check two." "Ow." "What is a children's zoo?" "A zoo for children?" "Yes." "But more than that..." "I want a total threat neutralization in five." "If you notice anything funny, take it very seriously." "Trip hazard, delta sector." "I'm going in." "Ha!" "Wha!" "Ba-ba-ba-ba-daba!" "Mm!" "Sheep and donkeys, goats and..." "Odd little horses side by side." "There's a lesson in that for all of us." " Nut-shaped grenade?" "What, no outside food?" " Uh, apparently, it's just a nut-shaped nut." "I've got something." "What is it?" "Missile?" "Chopper?" "Superblimp?" "Come on, superblimp!" "Let me at 'em!" "Come on!" "Oh, never mind." "It's only a pigeon." "Give me those." "That smile." "Sweet sky gravy!" "That bird's going to drop one on the commissioner's suit!" " Huh?" " Drop what?" "Yo, Alice." "Pigeons really did a number on these statues." "It's like the stinkaroni salad up here." "Pee-yoo!" " But, Skipper, why would the commissioner be targeted by" " Pigeons!" "Now, there's an animal I have no use for." "Filthy disease-mongers." "But thanks to parks regulation 758-p," "My anti-pigeon initiative," "We are actively chasing the little beggars" "Out of our parks and public spaces." "Hey, Mr. Commissioner!" "I'ma show you some of my initiative." "Rico!" "Whoaaaa!" "Ooh!" "Say what?" "What?" "Skipper!" "How did you know that bird had a beef with the commissioner?" "I've seen that look before, right before" "Our last commissioner took a plop to the left lapel." "Got him right where a pretty flower would go." "It's just a suit, isn't it?" "There were blueberries, private." "Blue..." "Berries." "It was a beautiful day" "Sunny, clear." "Pigeon came in low and slow from due east." "I don't know why I didn't jump in and take it for him." "That day, I swore I'd never see" "Another public official blueberried," "Not on my watch." "Gee, that's too bad." "'cause before that ribbon's cut, this commissioner's going" "To be wearing some doody on the suity." "Grab him!" "Skipper, what do we do now?" "You heard the pigeon, private." "He's sworn to do his dirty deed" "Before the commissioner cuts that ribbon." "The clock..." "Is..." "Ticking." "So were the dramatic pauses really necessary, then?" "Yes." "Blast!" "He's flying circles around us." "Kowalski, options." "Well, I could pull..." "This branch." "Snap!" "Stick." "Your option is a stick." "I pulled the wrong one, all right?" "I have upgraded the standard jet pack" "With a full weapons array and auxiliary turbos." "It's all untested, but I'm 51.7% certain" "It won't erupt in a gaseous fireball" "The size of a dwarf sun." "That's slightly over half." "Why, those are odds we can most likely live with." "Prelaunch waggle." "Hey, penguins!" "I guess I got the drop on you." "There aren't many words that rhyme with "zoo."" ""new."" "Ah!" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "I'm trying to fly here!" "Ah!" "He's trying to lose me in the sycamore." "Converge!" "Don't worry, skipper." "He can't get away from all of us." "Now, boys, check every face." "They're identical, Skipper." "What are we looking for?" " The look of pure, suit-staining evil." "I got news for you, pal." "We all want to see the commissioner get" "What's coming to him." " And so, without further ado-- that also rhymes with "zoo."" "Better push back my 3:00 P.M. Merry-go-round dedication." "Hansel and gretel special, on my mark." "Execute." "Skipper, look!" "Blueberries." "It's him." "Empty." "Kowalski, fire the turbos." "The turbos?" "But they're highly unstable." "It's too dangerous." "That was an order, soldier." "Now, pop this soda." "Here comes the payback for my way back." "Skipper, the package has dropped." "For..." "The commissioner's..." "Suit!" "Noooooo!" "Ugh!" "Fireworks!" "I like it." "Good for the old parks commission spirit." "Rah rah!" "Whatever, weirdo." " Sir, your merry-go-round dedication." "No, wait!" "I can make another one." "Just--just give me a sec, all right?" "Oh, come on!" "Skipper?" "Talk to me." " Oh!" " I've seen..." "Worse." "That's true." "I'm sure a good scrubbing with soap and..." "Sandpaper" " What?" " Skipper, what--how did" " Standard-issue pigeon-proof vest." "Like I said, never again." "And so let us bid farewell" "To the bravest article of clothing I've ever known." "Well done, suit." " What--you hear that?" "No." "No." "Noooo!" "Splat!" "Oh, man!" "Any of you guys know how to get blueberries out of feathers?" " Now, that's what I call poo-etic justice." "See what I did?" "I played with a word." "Yes, we're all enjoying your toilet humor, private." "Real classy." "Oh, right." "Poo." "Tee-hee!"