"This is the story of my hero, the greatest sister in the world." "She's Pura Buraot!" "That's my sister." "Giselle is really lovely!" "No." "She's not really that sexy." "Where could my sister be?" "There!" "That's my sister Purat" "Excuse me!" "My name is not Pura Buraot!" "What an ugly name!" "So you think you're beautiful?" "Now this is really her." "That's my Sister Pura!" "Someday, I'm gonna be a model." "She's really pretty." "Isn't she?" "She really works hard." "She sells all sorts of things." "Bread in the morning." "Salt bread for sale!" " Beancurd pudding for snacks." " Beancurd!" "Beancurd!" "Mussels!" " And she sells seashells." " Mussels!" "Mussels!" "Are you sure those are still fresh?" "How dare you!" "But no one really buys." "So she tries other means of living." "Even driving a tricycle!" "A very big tricycle!" "You're hurting me!" "Can you remove your glasses so you can see better?" "!" "But still, it didn't work." "So she returned to selling." "First." "She sold nuts..." "You guys are so ugly!" "Nuts!" "Then, eggs." "Duck eggs!" "Sir, you might want some duck eggs to keep you strong!" "Go away!" "Oh what a lovely life!" "Until finally she thought of selling her own body." "Ha ha ha." "That's why I'm really saddened when they mock my sister." "Every time they say..." ""You won't get anywhere!" "You're so ambitious!" "You're not even pretty and rich!" "."" "If they only knew... that she's doing all these... for me." "That's my sister Purat." "And this is the story of how she became my superhero." "Sis, wake up!" "Sis Pura!" "Wake up!" "You won't wake up, huh..." "What time is it?" "!" "It's almost seven." "Why didn't you wake me up?" "!" "Get me some water for my bath." "Hurry brother!" "Good morning, Jesus." "Good morning, mother." "Whatever you're doing right now," "I hope you're okay." "You know what, I dreamt about you again last night." "It's a sign that we'll see each other soon." "I love you mother." "Ouch!" "Sis!" "You're scrubbing too hard!" "Ulam, if I don't scrub hard, all your skin dirts won't be removed!" "They're already burned!" "And we have to conserve water." "You consume too much water!" "But sis, I'm already a grown up." "Stand up!" "Stand up!" "I'll stop calling you baby when you're already an engineer." "You'll soon become Engr." "Ulysses Buraol, the big brother of Pura Buraol." "But seriously," "I'm really thankful to your parents... when they took me in." "If not for them, I wouldn't be here." "You won't have a sister who loves you so much." "So study hard, okay?" "I love you." "I love you, too." "Okay turn around." "Hurry." "Turn around." "Here, take this scrubber." "Turn around!" "Turn back and just do it yourself!" "Hey!" "This is what you deserve!" "Sis!" "Hurry!" "I'm gonna be late for school!" "Surprise!" "Sis?" "Brother, please pray for me to win in Showtime... so we can save up for your studies." "Don't worry sis, when I graduate and land on a job," "I'll be sending you to school." "Okay?" "So you can also go to college!" "I'm so touched." "Don't make me cry 'cause my makeup and outfit might get ruined." "Okay?" "Okay sis." "Let's go." "Ulam!" "Your name suits you well!" "You're the viand and I'm your rice!" "Me too!" "You girls!" "Stop tempting my brother!" " Ows?" "!" " Go away!" "Go away!" " Go away!" " Oh!" "Oh, Ruben's here." "Okay sis." "Good luck!" "Bye!" "Ruben." "Pura!" "What happened to you?" "Am I Lady Gaga?" " Just gaga." "Let's go." " Whatever!" "Close the door." "Stop." "Stop." "Where are you going?" "Don't you have class?" " Don't spill me out." " Your sister won't like this." "Please don't spill me out to my sister." "You're crazy!" "Ruben, I'm really nervous." "Tell me I'm gonna win this." "Tell me!" "Am I the judge?" "I thought you're my best friend!" "I thought you want me to be famous?" "But Pura, it's all illusions in your head!" "It's better to bet in the lottery to get rich than to be famous." "Whatever!" "I am very sure I'm gonna win!" "Pura, for a while." "What?" "Here's a lucky charm." "That's a special wild boar's tooth." "Keep it anywhere." "It'll bring you luck." "Wow, I'm so touched!" "Thank you." "You really care for me, don't you?" "You're really my best friend." "Thanks Ruben." "I love you." "I love you too, Pura." "What's that on your head?" "It's nasty!" "We lost." "Maybe you didn't give your best shot." "Are you dumb?" "!" "I've already done a lot of circus acts there, but the judges gave us a very low score." "Maybe she's just insecure 'cause you're prettier than them." "Hello." "Ruben." "Mother Baby!" "Pick me up and drive me to Dr. Bagang." "What?" "My tooth aches!" " Okay, I'll be there." " Hurry up." " Yes, I'll be on my way." " Hurry." "Pura..." "Just take a cab." "What?" "Just get off and take a cab." "Thank you!" "Ruben!" "Ruben!" "Momay!" "Momay!" "Nene!" "Nene!" "Nene!" "Yes ma'am, we're here." "Ruben is not yet here?" "Why do we always get Ruben to drive?" "He drives too slowly." "Right!" "Why not us?" "We know how to drive." "You cockroaches!" "We can't use our own car because we'll easily get traced!" "Oh yeah." "Stupid!" "You guys are really useless!" "Oh geez!" "Oh crap!" "We're coming!" "Right!" "Oh it's so shiny!" "It's shimmering!" "Oh let's go!" "Go ahead Mother Baby." "Hello." "Really?" "When?" "Very good." "You're days are over." "Hey, here's what you gonna do," "As soon as it arrives, chop it immediately so we can get all its insides." "Okay okay." "Bye." "Thank you." "Boys, the long wait is over!" "Great!" "There's my start it means that someday, I'm gonna be a millionaire!" "I call that Star Magic!" "There's also my star!" "And it means that one day I'm gonna be a famous model!" "I'm gonna be really popular!" "I call that Star Cinema!" "Okay, let's have a pictorial." "Make sure that you capture my pout, okay?" "Get your phone now." "I really want to see my pout like that." "It's too near." "You should move a little farther." "Backward?" "For this, I want to see my underarms okay?" "I can still see the post." "You should move a little farther." "Move farther?" "For this one, I want to see my butt like this." "It's a bit blurry." "Just move a little farther." "There!" "There!" "You look great here Pura!" "Pura." "Pura." "Ouch!" "That really hurts!" "Do that carefully Hipon!" "Look at this girl!" "It's as if her internal organs are being dissected!" "This is all your fault!" "You kept making me go farther!" "Well, you're the one who's pretending to be a model!" "You know, Pura can also be a model." "A model for hemorrhoids meds!" "You're not really good looking you know?" "!" "Your name suits you right because you look like a shrimp!" "Ouch!" "Why are you sad brother?" "You got a girl pregnant." "Didn't you?" "It's okay to tell your sis, it's a trend nowadays." "No." "I'll be having an exam on Monday..." "and I haven't been able to pay yet." "I still owe 3,000." "3,000?" "I only have 1,500 here." "Ruben, can you lend me 1,500?" "I'll pay you next month." "1,500?" "I don't even have money to buy new briefs!" "I have an idea Ulam." "Since the gays outside like you, you should give yourself to them." "Double your price!" "How dare you!" "What do you think of my brother, a call boy?" "You're not really helping here you know." "Here comes the train!" "Oh Wow." "It's really beautiful!" "Oh Wow." "It's really beautiful!" "Do you like it Mother?" "No, she doesn't like it." "Can't you see she's salivating over il?" "!" "That was foul." "Stop it!" "Bieber." "Ma'am." "I admire your skills." "You really know how to choose what to chop." "It's really beautiful." "That's brand new, Mother." "We've been keeping an eye on that for a long lime." " Okay." "Let's start chopping." " Okay Mother." "Hi!" "Hello, partner." "How are you Antonio?" "What's up?" "Whatchup?" "Oh really?" "!" "That's my man!" "Okay!" "I will be waiting for your mama's beads." "Right?" "Ciao!" "Hello!" "Hi!" "Sis, why are you dressed like that?" "It's feast day of Malabon!" "I'll join the street dance!" "Right!" "You're not just like sister." "Hala bira!" "Hala bira!" "Hala bira!" "You guys can eat now." "How's your studies, Ulam?" "Doing great sis!" "Good!" "Okay bye!" "Bye-bye." "You're really doomed Ulam, when your sister finds out." "Lord!" "Please forgive me!" "I really don't want to lie to my sister." "Sorry, sorry." "Ulam, I forgot something..." "Lord, thank you very much 'cause I'm doing great in my studies." "And thank you for giving me Ale Pura." "She's really the best." "I really love her." "She's the greatest!" "Wow, that was a really touching prayer Prom you brother." "Wait, have you seen my spear?" "Maybe it's there." "Wow!" "Handsome!" "I'll make him notice me!" "How handsome!" "Hey!" "Why aren't you dancing?" "Can't you see the handsome photographer?" "!" "Oh yeah." "Move over!" "Smile." "You gays!" "He's mine!" "No!" "He's mine!" "Are you okay?" "My hero." "How dare you!" "You bitch!" "My hero!" "Is there a problem?" " Oh." "No." "Sorry." " Okay." "Are you okay?" "You're really handsome." "There's a cockroach!" "Take it off please!" "Cockroach!" "Cockroach!" "Here." "Thank you." "Hey Ulam!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "What's your prob, man." "Mind your own business!" "You're really screwed when your sister finds out." "Give me that." "Wait." "I'll just get a little." "No!" "Just a sec okay." "I'll just put some on my shoes." "It's really falling apart." "Looks like you made a lot of money today." "You look so happy." "Oh that reminds me, we still lack money for your exams." "But I'm inspired because I've finally met my prince charming!" "In all the days that you and Ruben are together, you've only realized that now?" "No!" "Not Ruben!" "We're just friends!" "So why is Ruben not your friends charming?" "For the longest lime, you've been friends." "That won't happen because he will go abroad once he's saved enough money." "Don't you want that?" "When he leaves, he'll bring you with him." "I don't want being left behind like how my mother did." "She just tell me to your parents alter giving birth to me." "So I really don't want people leaving me." "Promise." "Brother, where are you going?" "Are you also leaving me?" "I'll just go and pee." "Take care!" "Sis." "What?" "I need a huge amount of money for next week." "Money again?" "For what?" "Your pants?" "How much do you need?" "No." "Not for my pants." "For school." "I need six Thousand." "What?" "Six thousand?" "!" "What does your school think of me brother?" "That I crap out money?" "Brother." "I knew you'd be surprised." "Don't worry, I'll just take care of il." "Wait." "I'll lind a way." "I'll try to borrow money." "Worth six thousand." "Really sis?" "I love you sis!" "You're really the best!" "And you smell so good!" "It's like soil!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "You again?" "I'm already tired!" "What has gotten into you and you're giving me flowers?" "Nothing." "You know what, he's really really handsome." "I think we're going to meet again." "He's my dreamboy." "In your dreams!" "You're never really sure if he's a boy." "Maybe he's a dreamgirl." "He's not gay okay!" "I feel different about him." "Have you ever tell that when you see someone?" "Your heart begins to beat differently." "Listen!" "Uh, I can only hear your stomach grumbling." "Ouch!" "That hurts!" "It's Mother Baby!" "Answer her!" "I don't want to!" "Why not?" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Here." "I don't want!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello Ruben!" "I have a job for you." "I'll pay you 100,000 pesos." "100, 000 pesos?" "!" "Yes and it's very simple." "You just have to pick up a Brazilian model tomorrow and bring her to me." "It's one hundred thousand in cold bloody cash." "Okay?" "Ruben, did I hear it right?" "Ruben, take that offer and sign me in." "For my brother and all my debt." "Please." "No." "Why not?" "Because it's dangerous and I feel there's something wrong." "Please." "Leave it to me." "Please please please please." "Okay." "Wow, thanks!" "Don't be too thankful." "If it weren't for..." "Thank you, Ruben." "Hey Ruben!" "Are you really sure about this?" "Yeah, it'll be here any time soon." "Pura!" "I think here it is!" "This is really taking so long." "That's il!" "Daniella?" "Daniella?" "Pura, what are you doing?" "That's a guy!" "Daniella!" "Not her." "Daniella?" "Oh Daniella!" "No." "Stop it!" "Daniella!" "Maybe that's her." "No." "No." "Hi." "I am Daniella Fabella La Bamba." "Wow!" "She's really beautiful!" "And tall!" "She's really like a model." "Hello." "I'm Pura." "Can we leave now?" "I'm hungry!" "I think she's hungry." "It's angry, not hungry!" "Feed her with nails!" "What a snobbish model." "If I know, she has bushy underarm hair!" "What's this?" "I'm leaving you fool!" "It's dangerous." "You won't lind me and don't look for me you ugly species!" "Ms. Daniella, I'm sorry but we cannot understand your national anthem!" "National athem?" "Your national language." "Ms. Daniella!" "Wail!" "Don't panic." "Read the letter she gave." "But her writing is backwards." "Let me do it." "Relax and stop panicking." "I'll read it okay." "Yeah, it's different." "It's not Tagalog." "It's really different." "What?" "He can't understand you." "You're really a fool." "You're letting anybody read it when it's Brazilian!" "Can't you see he's Japanese?" "It's Portuguese." "Sir, sir, sir." "Ms Brazilian knows how to speak Portuguese." "I'm leaving you fool!" "It's dangerous." "You won't find me and don't look for me you ugly species!" "Who's ugly?" "The two of you!" "Because my life is in danger." "Why do you keep following me?" "Why do you keep walking around?" "Mother Baby's gonna kill me for this." "Why are there so many flipflops here?" "Of course!" "She's a model for flip-flops!" "Stop being so nosy!" "Hello?" "Mother Baby!" "I just came from the bathroom, my stomach feels bad." "Okay." "Will do." "You want to be a model don't you?" "You look like a gecko!" "What took you so long?" "And where is the model?" "Ah, sir." "Are you looking for me?" "Wait!" "Where is Daniella Fabella dela Bamba?" "Sir, she's also a model!" "She's Prom Cuba." "Daniella got sick so she's the replacement." "Her name is..." "Pureza Mayriles, from Cuba." "Okay come on." "Let's go." "This way." "Wait!" "Wait wail!" "Wait!" "Wait wait wait!" "Wait for me please!" "Wait for me please!" "Wait for me!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Don't tell me this is your Brazilian model?" "She looks like a hemorrhoids medicine model!" "How ugly!" "I'm way more beautiful than her!" "Pura, do you know that language?" "It's Bekimon, language of gays." "I'll give him a sample of cuba-mon." "Okay." "Excuse me!" "But I am the most beautiful in Cuba, you homo!" "Really?" "!" "I pity the people in Cuba!" "And you've even brought animals Prom the zoo!" "Well, al least this one looks like he's undergone whitening." "You guys, go out!" "Slay outside!" "The two of you, let's go." "C'mon." "Pura, what happened to you?" "My hero." "My hero." "I thought that..." "Papa Gerald, this is the model." "Only that she looks like a hunchback from Cuba." "Her?" "Where's Daniella?" "I'm Pureza Mayriles from Cuba." "Why her?" "Daniella had scabbies so she's the replacement." "Turn." "Turn." "Turn." "Turn." "And you are?" "I'm Mother Baby's driver." "I'm the personal assistant of Pura, I mean, Pureza Mayriles, sir." "Sweetie pie, we can find other models you know." "Like me." "No." "No." "Pureza will do." "I think she can look pretty when given the proper lighting." "Did you hear that?" "He said I'm pretty." "Oh my god." "Oh my god." "Did I hear you speak Tagalog Pureza?" "It doesn't mean that she's Cuban, she can't speak Tagalog." "I'm her driver so she knows how to speak Tagalog." "What a stupid handsome." "Before I start shooting you Pureza, do you need anything my dear?" "Deer?" "!" "She's not a deer!" "Why did you call her that?" "Stop it boys!" "C'mon!" "Surprise!" "How gorgeous!" "As if it's real!" "Just like a royal blood!" "Maybe this is how poor fellas look like." "Here." "Here." "Here." "Sit here." "We picture picture here." "You pose here okay?" "The beautiful pose." "The feet!" "Where are the slippers?" "Slipper 1 and slipper 2." "Where's the slipper 2?" "Okay." "Okay." "You pose the beautiful pose." "Okay." "Like that." "The pout." "Okay." "Pureza smile." "Perfect." "Beautiful." "Good." " Perfect." " Bet!" "Smile!" "Good." "Nice Pureza." "What's that!" "How dreadful!" "Love il!" "Sorry." "It's hot." "Camera." "What are you doing?" "That's my girl!" "Oh my gosh!" "What are you doing?" "That's just gross!" "Good." "Nice Pureza." "Hello!" "The Mama's Beads are not in the flipflops." "Maybe Daniella took it with her." "Yeah, I'm checking it out one by one." "You should hurry." "You should hurry." "The pictorial of the model with the flipflop face might end soon." "Okay." "Okay bye." "Hurry up." "Oh no!" "There's a ghost!" "This is dangerous." "We should go." "I'll explain to you later." "What do you mean dangerous?" "I'm enjoying modeling here." "And I'm really beautiful!" "Especially in the eyes of Gerald." "Don't be hard-headed." "Let's go!" "I don't want to go!" "Uh Pureza, is this guy giving you a problem?" "Why would I give her a problem?" "I just told her to rest first." "Are you tired?" " Me?" "Tired?" "Of course not!" "Let's go." "Let's go." " Let's go." "Oh!" "Wing of a bird!" "Pureza, I didn't know you could speak Filipino well." "Oh sir." "The truth is, it's a song." "I taught her that song before." "It's like, "There's A Bird There's A Bird With Wings Under The Bridge."" "Oh yeah, This is "There's a bird there's a bird lull of wings underneath the bridge!"." "Hey! "There's a bird there's a bird full of wings underneath the bridge!"" "Let's sing." ""There's a bird there's a bird full of wings underneath the bridge!"" "One more lime!" ""There's a bird there's a bird full of wings underneath the bridge!"" "Here we go!" ""There's a bird there's a bird full of wings underneath the bridge!"" "Mother Baby!" "Wow, how Angry Birds!" "It's Mother Baby!" "So, you are Daniella dela Bamba's replacement?" "You have my Mama's Beads?" "I know you know what I mean." " Mama's beads?" "Mama's Beads, ah." " Yes." "The bracelet and the rosary." "Please pray the rosary." "Oh hey!" "Stand up!" "Do you have my Mama's Beads?" "Come on!" "Where is Daniella?" "Who is she?" "Mother Baby, she's Pureza Mayriles." "Replacement of Daniella." "My goodness." "Daniella is supposed to bring me something." "I know that this woman knows." "Do you have my Mama's beads?" "Where?" "Don't do that to us Mother Baby." "Oh gosh!" "You are a fake!" "You're a fraud!" "A cheater!" "My bag!" "Where is my bag!" "Get up." "Stand up." "My hero." "My hero." "Cockroach!" "Mother." "Where is Daniella?" "You're really a criminal Mother Baby!" "I know your crimes!" "You're heartless!" "If I don't see Daniella as soon as possible, I'm gonna have you both killed!" "Wail." "So what really happened to Daniella?" "Wait." "I'm giving the two of the one hundred Thousand if I see Daniella." "Okay?" "Never mind!" "We don't side with people like you!" "Let's go." "Let's go." "Alter them!" "Here." " Here." " Here." "There!" "Hey, Pura." "What are you doing?" "What are you looking for?" "Can't you see what I'm wearing?" "I need to lind something to wear." "It's cold!" "They're coming!" "Hurry!" "Who?" "The goons of Mother Baby." "Here they come!" "Hey!" "Hurry!" "Let's go there!" "Here they come!" "Hurry up!" "What now?" "!" "It won't start." "Huh?" "What are we gonna do?" "Push the car!" "I'll be the one to push?" "How can I push when I'm the one driving?" "Get out and push the car!" "Hurry!" " This is pointless." " What?" "This is pointless." "They're coming!" "Mister, give me two." "Okay." "It's so heavy!" "You can do it!" "Here you go ma'am." "Ma'am." "Thank you." "Hey!" "There they are!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing there?" "Oh, friends!" "You're here!" "Have some ice cream." "You seem so tired." "Go ahead, have some ice cream!" "Go ahead." "It's yummy." "Yeah, you're right." "Yes, it's good." "Help me push the car." " C'mon, let's help her." " Okay okay." "Please help me." "Mister, give me another two." "It's almost working!" "Alright!" "Here's more!" "We got il!" "Let's go!" "Okay, I'm coming!" "Hurry!" "Here they come!" "You're so ugly!" "You're ugly too!" "They escaped!" "This is all your fault!" "Why this is my fault?" "You're the one who wants this right?" "My brother Ulam needs money!" "You didn't tell me that Mother Baby is evil!" "How am I going to tell you when you're the One who's so eager with modeling there?" "!" "What's that Mama's Beads they're looking for?" "Aren't those just like the beads in bracelets?" "Huh?" "Maybe it's what Zeppy was looking for!" "I saw him destroying the flipflops!" "And then someone called him up looking for the Mama's Beads." "What are those Mama's beads?" "Maybe those are just squash seeds Prom Brazil." "I'm really scared, they might kill us because of those Mama's beads." "Stop crying." "Hey, look at me." "We're not going to die until I haven't told you what I want to tell you." "What do you want to say?" "I want to tell you..." "I want to tell you that... it slinks!" "What?" "I stink?" "You slink!" "You stink!" "Get that off." "Turn around." "Your back smells like shit!" "Get rid of that!" "It slinks!" "There's a church!" "Let's stay there for a while." "I don't want to." "Don't you want to clean up?" "Let's go." "Suit yourself if you want to slay here." "Let's go." "Over there!" "I don't want!" "There might be people there!" "No." "Can't you see it's closed." "But the lights are on!" "But it's closed!" "Is there a church that's closed when there are people inside?" "There are people!" "See, I told you!" "Oh good Lord!" "You have a very provocative dress!" "It slinks!" "What's that smell?" "I'm sorry." "I'm trying to cover it." "Pura!" "I don't want to stay here." "I slink!" "Who are you?" "Why are you here?" "We're sorry, Father." "We're just hiding Prom some people." "You're hiding, but why are you dressed like that?" "This is just an outfit, Father." "Outfit?" "But why does it smell like something stinks?" " That's just your imagination Father." " Just an imagination?" "Uly." "Ulam?" "!" "Ulam!" "Come back!" "Where are you going?" "That was Ulam!" "Didn't you hear what Father said?" "Ule!" "Ule!" "Ulam!" "Ule!" "Ulam!" "Uly!" "See, they're different." "Yeah, you're right." "Uly, Ulam." "Oh my God!" "My hero." "Ooh." "Sexy body!" "Ooh lala." "My hero." "Papa Gerald." "I knew you'd be staying here." "Papa Gerald, did you follow me here?" "Are you hurl Pureza?" "Not really, but I feel cold." "What's that smell?" "Don't mind it Papa Gerald, my perfume just spilled." "Hey, I'm already very tired." "Me too." "There's the car!" "Let's go!" " You fool!" "There!" " Where?" "Let's hurry!" "I'm not an enemy!" "I followed you because I want to help Pureza." "I'm so touched Papa Gerald." "Flirt!" "Why do you want to help us?" "Because I want to know where Daniella is." "I need to see her." "We told you she suddenly left!" "We don't know where she went." "And why don't you just go ahead and look for her?" "Why are they still coming after us?" "Because they're thinking that you're hiding Daniella." "Hiding her?" "We don't even know where she went!" "She just disappeared!" " We just want the one hundred thousand pesos!" " There they are!" "Goons!" "Father!" "Father, we'll leave you in charge of the goons!" "Father!" "Hurry!" "Why are you leaving me with those goons?" "Gerald?" "Gerald?" "Gerald!" "Gerald!" "Come, we bought you some food!" "Look, there's pig's ear." "Yummy!" "Oh, chicken intestines!" "You just dip it in vinegar and there's, oh how cute!" "Yeah right." "That's delicious!" "Here, this is from a pig, it even has earwax!" "But eat first the chicken intestine!" "It still has shit." "And there's a one-day old chick." "What a pitiful chick, aborted Prom its Mother hen." "Shut up!" "If you want to eat, just eat there!" "Stop being so ill-tempered!" "Don't listen to him Gerald." "That's clean food." "See it's still moist!" "You know what!" "Just tell me where Daniella is!" "You're so insistent!" "How are you related to Daniella anyway?" "Why is she so important to you?" "I'll lose a big client if I don't find her." "Don't worry Gerald." "You should keep drying him up." "He might get sick." "Harder!" "Ouch!" "Careful!" "You know it's actually hard to trust you." "We don't really know if you might be one of them." "Maybe you're alter something Prom Daniella?" "A huge amount of money, right?" "Admit it!" "Right?" "Sis?" "It's big brother." "Big brother, Hipon." "Gerald." "Gerald." "Gerald." "This is my big brother Ulam, and this is Hipon." "Sis, I've been trying to contact you but you wouldn't reply." "I tell my phone." "But wall, I have a question." "I think I saw you in the church this afternoon." "We're dead." "What dead?" "Oh, we went to the funeral in the church." "Maybe that's why you saw Ulam there." "But I think I saw you then you turned away." "Brother, I don't want you befriending the bystanders here." "Don't you even think about it." "Sister, maybe it's just your imagination when you thought you saw me." "In other words maybe you have a twin apparition Ulam!" "What apparition?" "Excuse me." "Ouch." "Gerald, where are you going?" "I'll just get my clothes." "I'll be going because I need to lind Daniella." "I need to talk to her." "Maybe she already went back to Brazil!" "Wail, did you say Brazilian?" "Maybe she's just in Ipanema Bar?" "Lpanema Bar?" "What's that?" "I've been there before." "The owner is Brazilian." "They have Brazilian sexy models with bushy underarm hair." "Can't we go inside?" "No." "Non-members are not allowed." "Then we'll apply for membership." "No, it's not that easy." "You need to be endorsed by bigwigs." "Let me do il." "Please." "Oh please!" "Let us in." "Stop it!" "Don't seduce me!" "You're not seductive al all!" " Guys!" " Come here!" "Guys!" "I have an idea!" "Dis Guy's Ukay-Ukay Beauty Salon. 24 hours." "Great." "Ladies and gentlemen!" "Introducing Ipanema Bar's Latest Discovery!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Leave the stage!" "Why are they like that?" "They think I'm gay but I'm the actual girl here!" "Just get off the stage so we won't blow our COVel." "Yeah, leave this to us." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You know her?" "No." "Hey!" "Daniella dela Bamba!" "Come here!" "Why are you avoiding us?" "Why you fly fly away?" "We are in danger, you know that?" "I really wanted to escape because I don't want lo be an instrument of Mother Baby's schemes!" "My goodness!" "You know how to speak Tagalog all along." "You've given me too much difficulty." "I'm already used to speaking Tagalog because I've been a courier for a long lime." "Courier?" "You curl hairs?" "!" "They use flip-flops to transfer their money and emeralds from Brazil." "So that's why they're frantic looking for you." "But now they're after us because they thought we know where you are." "I don't want to be a part of Mother Baby's illegal activities and that Flipflop Gang!" "Ouch!" "Why did you hit me?" "What do you mean?" "I didn't do anything." "I'm just dancing here." "Tell me where you're staying." "I promise not to tell Mother Baby." "Somebody else is also looking for you." "Gerald." "You're such a braggart!" "What?" "You promise not to tell anyone?" "Yes." "I'm under the protection of Sister Pepa together with other single mothers." "Fight!" "Hey!" "Guys!" "What are you doing!" "Stop it!" "Ouch, ouch!" "Get up!" "I said get up!" "What are you?" "Gays?" "Don't ever come back here!" " This is all your fault." " Why me?" "You're the one who's the braggart!" "Stop!" "You're body's just bigger!" "Stop it!" "Hadn't been for the two of you, we wouldn't have blown our cover!" "He's the one who started it!" "What's your problem?" "Me?" "!" "I've spoken to Daniella." "You saw Daniella?" "Hey careful!" "You're hurting her." "Of course not!" "Why didn't you call me?" "Why?" "!" "Because there's already a riot!" "But she gave me something." "This." "Money!" "What's that?" "That girl!" "I've gone through a lot to lind her and she'll just give me a thermometer!" "Give it to me!" "Can I see that?" "That's dirty!" "Daniella is in danger." "We need to save her." "This is a pregnancy tesl." "It's dirty." " Give it to me!" " Oh gosh!" "There's one more." "Not this." " Stay there!" " Gotcha!" "Pura, are you okay?" "Gerald!" "Gerald!" "Gerald!" "Let's go!" "C'mon!" "Let's go!" "We shouldn't have left Gerald!" "Do you want them to kill us?" "Just admit that you're mad at him that's why we left him there!" "Then you should also admit that you like him that's why you don't want to leave him." "Why are you so mad at him in the first place?" "Because back then, I was the only important person for you." "That was before when you didn't have plans lo leave." "But that was for our future anyway." "Ls that good?" "You're there and I'm here." "Ouch!" "What's good about that?" "And how sure are you that you won't lind somebody else there?" "Soon you'll forget the annoying Pura." "I never thought you think of me that way." "Do you think that physical beauty is what's important to me?" "Why?" "Can you tell me how you really feel about me." "What?" "Uh..." "Ouch!" "Son of a cal!" "You!" "What are you doing there?" "Get off and leave!" "Now!" "That hurts." "Leave now!" "Where are you going?" "It's Mother Baby." "What did she say?" "Wherever you are, I will find and kill you!" "Traitor!" "Maybe she knows where we are." "Let's go." "Wait!" "I know where to go!" "Let's go lo the hotel where Daniella stayed." "C'mon!" "What?" "Isn't that more dangerous?" "They might look there again." "No!" "They won't go there anymore." "They won't think that the model will go back to the hotel." "So let's go!" "C'mon!" "Wow!" "This is so soft!" "It's so comfortable!" "Wow!" "I love it!" "So soft!" "So cool." "I love il!" "Come here!" "It's loon!" "It feels great to jump and jump!" "So soft!" "Will you stop that!" "You might fall and hurl yourself." "This is so fun!" "But that's already old and worn out." "You might wear it out more." "How does it feel to be newly circumcised?" "Why do you boys get circumcised anyway?" " For machismo!" "C'mon!" "Stop that!" "It hurts!" " Later please." "I'm still having fun jumping here!" "Ouch!" "Oh sorry." "Let me see!" "No!" "It will get swollen." "I'm sorry." "Ouch!" "It's painful!" "I'll cover it!" "Stop it!" "Sorry ." "Sorry." "Ouch!" "Really sorry." "Come here!" "Hurry!" "You'll also love it here." "Hurry!" "Come here!" "Try this!" "You should really check this out!" "This is so loon!" "This is the softest bed ever!" "You're right!" "I told you it's so soft!" "See!" "I really love it here!" "Super comfy!" "Oh God, please... no." "We're just friends." "Here!" "For you!" "Oh c'mon." "Do you still remember when we were younger." "We used to bathe together." "Then we soap each other." "And we didn't have our clothes on!" "Yeah!" "We were conserving water then that's why we bathe together." "Can we still soap each other again?" "You fool!" "This is simultaneous self-soaping now!" "I have an idea." "Why don't we do what we used to do before." "Okay." "Insert it!" "Can you make it harder?" "It's still soit." "It's really hard!" "Wait, don't force it." "It's painfull" "Okay 1ine." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "There, you lost!" "Let's play one more!" "Before, we can watch together in our nakedness." "But why is it now... it feels..." "so different?" "Yeah." "I feel so warm despite the air-con." "Maybe I have a fever." "But the air-con is cool." "Me too." "I think I have a fever." "They might kill Papa Gerald." "Madam." "Yes." "Why don't you tell your sister about your problem?" "She'll be mad al me for sure." "Don't you feel guilty?" "She's working so hard lo send you to school but you're not spending the money for that purpose." "You're looting her." "Unregistered number." "Who could this be?" "Maybe that's the supply you're waiting for." "Hello?" "Are you Pureza's brother?" "Maybe you mean Pura." "Yeah, you're right." "It's Pura." "Yes, she's my sister." "I owe her money." "I was hoping I could bring it there." "Okay, this is our address." "555 Tawilis st., Brgy." "Burak?" "It's near the railtracks." "Okay." "Who was that?" "She owes my sister money so she asked for our address." "Why did you give your address just like that?" "You know that robbery is everywhere!" "What if they take the TV?" "The refrigerator?" "The computer?" "The piano?" "Those people are really annoying..." "What happened to you?" "!" "Your house was robbed!" " Why don't you remove first the lie?" "!" "" " Yeah." "Please remove these knots!" "It really hurts." " Get a knife!" " Hurry!" "What's keeping you?" "This knife is not working." "What?" "Find another!" "Wait!" "The knot is just here." " Okay." " Oh." "Hurry!" "Untie il!" "Ouch!" "Sis, goons came here looking for you." "They said that you mel an accident and I really didn't know..." "Then they threatened us with their guns." "They said that if you don't bring them the model, they will kill Gerald." "What?" "!" "So what if they kill him!" "We don't care about him anyway." "Right?" "What do you mean we don't care?" "They're going to kill my Papa Gerald!" "I won't let it happen!" "Stop it!" "Okay." "No!" "No!" "I won't let that happen!" "One more thing sis, they sent a video." "Show her." "Gerald!" "They're going to kill my Gerald!" "This shouldn't be!" "Gerald should not die!" "He was never really yours!" "Stop it okay!" "You're the reason why we're in this mess!" "I shouldn't have joined you in this foolishness!" "What are we gonna do sis?" "Are you going to let Gerald die?" "Or are you going to find Daniella?" "If I remember it right, Daniella said she's with Sister Pepa." "Pepa?" "Isn't she the sister of Father Pepe and the aunt of Brother Popo, my seminarian friend." "So their father is the Pope?" "They have a convent in Anlipolo that cares for single mothers." "Yes!" "Yes!" "That's the one!" "Let's go there so we can save Gerald!" "But sis, you can't just go there!" "Whatever!" "I just need to save my Gerald!" "Okay." "But Ulam, can I borrow your shirt and pants first?" "I might already forget that I'm a guy." "Let's go." "Mother, wherever you are, I hope that you'll be proud of me as I become a hero." "We might get caught." "Slay cool." "Act like we're praying." "Good evening Sor Pepa Paparazzi." "What do you need?" "I'm Sor Eyes and this is Sor Throat." "We're here to talk to Daniella because we have a message from her parents in Brazil." "Okay." "Sor Eyes and Sor Throat, I'll bring you to Daniella." "Let's go." "Thank you." "Let's go." "Hurry!" "I beg you Daniella, please show yourself to them!" "Coz if you don't they're going to kill Gerald!" "And they'll even include us!" "You should keep this mess to yourselves." "Don't include us!" "Watch this." "See!" "Now even you are affected with what happened to Gerald." "Please Daniella, have mercy." "Hey!" "You're walking out on us again!" "Why do you keep walking out?" "If you don't want to help, then don't!" "Let's go!" "Let's leave." "Sor Eyes, Sor Throat, there are two priests looking for you." "There they are!" "Oh My Lord!" "Jesus, Mary and Joseph." "You should watch your language." "Let's go here!" "Where are you going?" "Let's go here because Daniella's here." "Stop thinking about Daniella!" "We should get out of here." "But we should go here." "Stop being so hard-headed!" "Let's go!" "Here!" "Let's go here!" " That's him." " Hey!" "Come with us." "Wait up!" "Hello." "Hello." "Ls that purple yam jam?" "Yes." "I thought purple yam jam are only made in the highlands." "So you also have it here." "Of course." "Sisters, are the purple yam jam ready?" "Yes sister." "Thank you." "Mother?" "Sister Purisima, she's just new here." "Purisima?" "My mother's name is also Purisima." "Maybe you're my mom..." "Excuse me sisters, I'll just talk to her." "Okay." "They shouldn't hear what we're going to talk about." "You really look like my Mother." "Her name is also Purisima." "But it's impossible that she's you because you're a nun." "But you really look like her." "They sent me a photo of you when you were still 15." "You are my daughter." "Mother!" "Keep it down." "They shouldn't know about this." "To their knowledge, I'm still a virgin." "I was pregnant when your father tell us." "I really didn't know what to do and where lo go." "That's why I left you to my friend." "During that lime, they couldn't have a child." "That's why they adopted you." "You didn't come back for me?" "Not anymore." "I pursued my dream to become a nun." "But until now, I feel guilty... especially to God because I entered the convent with an unclean soul and I left my child." "All my life, I only wanted to see you and embrace you." "Even though we couldn't be together, I'm so glad I finally saw you and I can hug you now." "My child, you know that I love you very much." "I love you so much Mother." "I promise you that your fellow nuns will not know about me." "Promise!" "Thank you my dear." "They know about it now." "Sorry mother." "We apologize that Sister Purisima wasn't able lo bid you goodbye... because Sister Pepa called for her." "Because she's not a vir..." "Sshh!" "Yes, it's because she's no longer a vir..." "Sister, thank you very much." "You shouldn't have bothered." "Thanks again." "Service." "Aha!" "Sister!" "Please help me!" "Who are you?" "What's going on here?" "Let her go!" " Mother!" " Sister!" "Sister, hold my fool, I'm having cramps." "What now?" "Hey!" "What are you wailing for?" "Attack!" "I can also do that!" "Are you okay?" "Yes." "Yam Sisters!" "What are you wailing for?" "Attack!" "You guys are unbelievable!" "Not us!" "Them!" "Attack!" "You really are my child." "Mom." "Thank you mom." "My child, I'm the one who should be thankful... because despite what I did, you still love me wholeheartedly." "I hope that al least I can somehow make up for those mistakes." "I love you so much mom." "I love you, Pura." "Mother!" "How did you do change your clothes that fast?" "Pura, slay here." "I'll just go to Mother Pepa and tell her about what happened." "Okay, mom." "Pura!" "Gerald?" "Pura!" "Help me!" "Hurry!" " Let him be." "C'mon." " Remove this." "Hurry." "Gerald, are you okay?" "Did they hurt you?" " I'm okay." " Your okay." "How about your... your muscles?" "They're okay." "Why did you leave me like that?" "Daniella?" "How could you." "Why are you avoiding me now that you're carrying our child?" "I love you Gerald." "Don't make me believe that you love me because you never really did!" "I love you." "I just chose to die so you and our baby can live." "Pura." "Pura!" "Wait up!" "Why did he led me on?" "Stop crying..." "Ulam?" "SShh." "How could you!" "I've been working so hard to send you to school and you'll just get involved in drugs?" "Sshh." "Can we please have a moment of silence here." "All my efforts were pointless." "You threw it all away Ulam." "Hey!" "Through Christ our Lord, amen." "Where did my sister Pura go?" "I think she went there." "Why is it like this?" "First it's Gerald." "Then it's Ulam." "Ll really hurls you know." "I'm always being looted and take forgranted." "It's becoming a hobby." "You've already went through a lot..." "Exactly!" "I love so great that's why it hurts as much." "I really try to give my all." "That's the problem." "What?" "What's wrong with loving someone more than yourself?" "Tell me!" "That itself is wrong!" "You're giving them the whole you without setting aside some love for yourself." "Isn't that what love is all about?" "Tell me." "When did you ever buy yourself a pair of shoes?" "When did you last buy some clothes?" "Some panties?" "A new toothbrush?" "You're still even using your brother's toothbrush!" "I'm not in the mood for jokes." "Listen to me." "Tell me, when was your last vacation?" "When was the last time you went to church?" "Or the last time you look a break." "You always give everything to others without giving anything to yourself." "You forgot to love yourself." "It's really difficult to love yourself when you haven't really tell being loved." "I was just a child when I was given away." "No one really likes me because I'm too beautiful they can't comprehend my looks." "So I just give to others all the love I have inside." "Who would ever love someone like me?" "Me." "I love you." "The very first time I saw you, I already loved you." "Why did you tell me that just now?" "I've kept all these frustrations and pains only to learn that somebody loves me." " Why did you tell me that just now?" " Ouch!" " Why just now?" " Ouch!" "Wail!" "Wait!" "That hurts!" "What are you doing?" "Get them!" "They're here!" "Get off me!" "Get up!" "Get in!" "Slay there!" "No." "I don't believe that you don't know where Daniella Fabella dela Bamba is." "My goodness!" "Aren't we done with that issue yet?" "She ran away with Gerald and we don't know where they are!" "Please let us go Mother Baby." "You can look for them." "We really don't care anymore." "It's Mother BABY!" "Not Bibi!" "Ruben, you already know a lot about us." "Remember, you'll be the first lo go on my list." "Remember that!" "Mother Baby, I promise I won't say anything about your syndicate." "It's as if I have amnesia." "And I won't say that you're a car-napper and you kill people and..." "How dare you!" "Why did you slap him?" "Fix yourself!" "I was just asking a question." "I am giving you an hour to tell me where Gerald and Daniella are." "Understand?" "Mother Baby, can we bargain for three hours instead?" "We'll just do some pondering around." "Let's go." "Stop this nonsense!" "Okay, one hour is good." "Shut up!" "Silence!" "Ll you don't speak up, you're also bringing your family down with you!" "Ulam!" "Okay." "Shut up now!" "I said shut up!" "Stop crying." "Are you going to shut up or not?" "Stop crying." "Go ahead and lie them!" "Keep an eye on them." "And lie them tight!" "You shut up okay!" "Bye!" "Ulam is in grave danger." "They might kill my brother." "You won't really know if they will Ulam because you would be dead by then." "You fool!" "My brother shouldn't be involved in this mess." "I'd rather die than have my brother killed." "I won't allow that." "I'd die first before you die." "You love me that much?" "Yes Pura." "I'll die first before you." "Tarush." "Tarush?" "There's no such word." "Stupid!" "That word exists!" "Tarush." "( Think I heard that word from Zeppy." "I think it's from the gay language." "Are you gay?" "Me?" "Gay?" "How do you know that?" " Maybe you're the one who's gay!" " Wake up!" "Wake up!" " Wake up!" "Wake up!" " What?" "Your turn." "You're a useless opponent!" "I'm going to shoot you if you don't play well." "You're the one who's more useless!" "You don't know how to play!" "Let's just shoot each other then." " Okay." " C'mon." "Hey!" "You fools!" "What are you doing?" "Your prisoners have already escaped!" "What?" "Oh yeah." "We're dead." "Let's rest first." "We've been running for hours." "We can't stop." "They might catch us." "And I can't use my charm and powers anymore!" "Excuse me." "This is already our turf." "They won't catch us here." "Stop!" "In here!" "Ulam!" "Let's go!" "Here!" "Hop in!" "I am the queen of the raileside." "And I am your King." "Ouch!" "That hurts." "Ouch!" "Help me!" "Hurry!" "They're coming." "Where are you going?" "Hold il!" "Let's have a break first!" "Aren't you guys tired?" "Yeah, we are." "We almost didn't make it to our final shooting day." "I have an idea!" "Let's play a game!" "What game?" "That's a nice game." " It's a nice game" " Really?" "Okay." "Okay, I'll untie this rope." "Who's the team?" "Ouch!" "We might lose." "Leave it to me." "We'll cover our eyes." "Okay." "Game." "Our turn!" "One more!" "Your turn!" "Okay." "Sure." "Play well!" "Of course!" "Let's do this!" " Okay." "C'mon." " Hurry." "No cheating!" " No cheating please." " Hurry, what's keeping you." "We're really excited to play." "What's taking so long?" " Where are they?" " I don't know!" "They were just here a while ago." " There they are!" " Let's go!" "I'll just keep up, I'm still catching my breath." "Hurry!" "Get in!" "Faster!" "Keep going!" "Hurry guys!" "Boost me up!" "Faster!" "There." "Hurry!" "Attention!" "Hand salute!" "Follow the shaggedy!" "Everybody sing!" "Shageddy shageddy sha po po!" "Shageddy shageddy sha po po!" "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Shageddy shageddy sha po po." "Silly fools!" "Let's play hide and seek!" "You want hide and seek?" "Let's make it more exciting!" "Bring him here!" "Sis." "Ulam!" "Isn't it great?" "Brother." "What now." "Ruben, I promised to give you one thousand pesos remember?" "But you dragged this crazy model wannabe and look where it got us now!" "You are the villain of the year!" "Help!" "Shut up!" "Stop it." "The two of you will always remain my bad luck!" "Mother Baby, please spare my brother." "Don't kill him." "You shut up!" "Now, say goodbye to Mother Baby." "Say goodbye to Mother Earth!" "No!" "Please don't!" "Lock jaw." "She had a lock jaw!" "What, you want to tall down?" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "You slay there!" "That's them!" "Stop right there!" "I'm the chief!" "They're the criminals here." "He's one of them." "Get him." "Sis." "I still haven't forgotten what you did." "Sis, it's not what it seems." "I was just in a prayer meeting." "What?" "I really want to be a priest." "Priest?" "As in Father?" "Yes, a priest." "I want to serve the Lord and preach His good news." "There's really nothing wrong with wanting lo be a priest." "You shouldn't have kept it from me." "I have something for you." "I know that you've worked so hard for my studies... so I saved up some money to send you lo school." "It's your turn to make your dreams come true." "This is a huge sum of money." "I really don't want you getting mad al me." "I'm sorry." "Get up." "I'm not a saint." "Of course I forgive you." "Thank you sis." "You really are the greatest sister!" "Of course!" "And you are the future Pope of the railside!" "Now let's go and lix your wounds." "Help me here." "Pura..." "Sis!" "Pura, I'm sorry if you think that I only used you so I can lind Daniella." "I hope you can forgive me." "I've already forgiven you." "You may have hurt me but I understand it now because of..." "He's not here." "I'll go to the rest room first." "Pura Buraot!" "I, Ruben Padilla, promise to love you forever." "Will you marry me and be my wile?" "This is crazy!" "Faster!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "My darling Ruben!" "It's a yes!" "Thank you!" "Let's get married!" "Who would've thought this is how my sister Pura's life would turn out." "She has shown that greatness is not about having riches." "It's really about having a good heart capable of loving others." "By then, you can be a superhero!" "These are the adventures of the greatest sister in the world!" "Pureza!" "The Queen of the Railside!" "I am Pureza Mayriles from Cuba-o!" "Look!" "If you want to eat, just eat!" "You've been acting so sad." "That model is such a snob!" "If I know, she has thick underarm hair!" "Hello." "I'm Pura." "According to my star..." "You didn't tell me that Mother Baby is such an evil!" "A Cliffside?" "The camera." "Why are you hiding Prom us?" "Let us in!" "But wall." "You're a criminal Mother Baby!" "It doesn't mean that because she's Prom Cuba she can't speak Tagalog." "I'm her driver that's why..." "I think that's her." "You're kinda stupid!" "Brother, is it true?" "Here's some money for your taxi fare!" "Twenty live?" "Twenty pesos!" "OCR corrections by jcdr"