"PRECIOUS AUNTS AND ME" " Bobina.." "Bobina!" " Bobina!" "No!" "Come back!" " Bobina!" " Oh you!" " I'll punish you, you just wait." " Go away.." " Aren't you ashamed!" "Well." " Fanny.." " Lend me please your keys.." " I have mine forgotten in the house and I forgot to take the leash" " The eigth train has honked." " But it's only 7am." " What is this..." " Well..." " Oh no.." " I could have thought this!" " Why aren't we leaving?" ".." " I knew it." " Tomecek stepped on our hydrangea!" " the fence could be painted by anyone!" " it didn't need to be Tomecek!" " Don't shout" " I don't want him to hear you.." " where is it?" " Here!" " It will be alright!" " In the nettles?" "!" " and trampled!" " Well.. we'd need a man, our man.. home man.." " he would know where everything is.." "And he would care about it." " Oh c'mon!" " Just because of a fence we won't force Herminka to get married!" " no no no.." " But I didn't mean it that way..." " You always mean it that way!" " and don't try to tell Herminka about it when she comes again." " What do we have in that bag?" " A few plums for Mrs. cashier." " But she has her own garden..." " I don't have money for French parfumes." " Give me that cart if your knee hurts, I'll help you!" " No, I can at least lean to it." " Fanny!" " Where do we have the jerry cans?" " Yesterday I told you to put them under the shed for today!" " I have them there!" " Andelka!" " You can't leave me here with only this!" " Then what will we do?" " We are late anyway." " Then I'll go to the gasoline station extra!" " I think I have forgotten my wallet at home..." " we won't go back, will we?" " Then we don't have to go there at all, only with this." " I'll be right back!" "Just wait for me here please." " and here is Bobina, she'll protect you." " protect her!" " If I only knew, where are the money for fuel..." " Good morning Miss!" " Good morning." " That's a dog for defence, huh?" " Bobina!" " Bobina!" " You just wait." "Where are your knickers?" " where did you leave your knickers?" " Look for them.." " They are not here..." " Not even here..." " where are your knickers?" " Oh Bobina, you messed up." " Is this yours?" " I am looking for it, don't worry." " You cannot have it here." " If a truck with beer would come, it would push this over." " With beer?" "!" " Such a nice healthy guy like you should make sure they don't bring beer here." " Do you know where are we on world's scale in drinking alcohol?" " Look Miss..." " I know you are not responsible for this." " You couldn't be a policeman if you drank alcohol, huh?" " Where are you driving this?" " Into the savings bank." "For Ms. cashier." " I have plums for her." " You know Miss Svatonova, don't you?" " Yeah, but the bank isn't open yet." " And that's a mistake!" "It should have been opened." " It opens at 8am." " But this clock is late, always." " You should point that out to someone." " It is 8:10am on my watch." " 7:30am on mine..." " See?" "..." " Where should I put this?" " Into that entry!" " You are sweet Mr. ...policeman, if I am right." " Yeah..." " Uh well... uh, uh." " Good morning Mr. Boucek!" " Good morning Mrs. Horackova!" " Ok, good." "Sit!" " and wait!" " Mr. Boucek!" " Yes?" " Here are money." " and as always, fuel please." " and when I come back around, I'll pick it up." " Alright Mrs. Horackova." " Bobina..." " Bobina, come here!" " where is Bobina?" "..." " Hooray, greets to this trip!" " I will smile to the aunts!" " One aunt here, the other there!" " I will confuse heads of the aunts!" " Misa, please..." " please promise me you won't sing in front of aunts." " you promise?" " Where are we?" " Who knows that?" " The aunts will tell it to us!" " We will fall into their trap - and we will remember..." " ...that the street is called after the aunt." " The Aunt's streeet!" " And what about the bags?" " I'll need to drag them myself again, huh?" " Misa!" " Misa come help me please." " What?" " Yeah." " They have nice house." " The cake and the bottle are in the car." " Close the door." " Is it closed?" " The aunts aren't probably at home, but I know how to open it." " I'll get there." ".." " Look here's..." " Oh no..." " What are you doing?" "!" " Yeah what am I doing?" " Come with me..." " Cool." " Misa..." " I'm telling you to act polite." " Come on.." " Don't go on the garden!" " Do you see the flowers?" " Jump, come on, jump!" " Michal!" " What are you doing?" "!" " I want to eat this apple.." " What are you thinking?" "That's very rare apple tree, it has only 5 apples per year!" " and I'm sure the aunt counted the apples!" " I'll put it back." " Look, here... there." " much better than before!" " Huh?" "That's great, isn't it?" " Look!" "A snail." " What are you walking on?" "!" " On nettles, but I don't mind." " I have shoes on." " Even if it doesn't seem like that, the garden is full of rare species and you shouldn't step on anything." " The neighbor Tomecek once mowed the nettles here and there were 18 white Colocasias." " don't you try to be like Tomecek." " Michal..." " you didn't exist for the aunts until now." "Today you are here for the first time and it all depends on how will you act!" " I understand!" " I am like new born baby here and the aunts will take me that way." " The flowers!" "The flowers!" " Well... get up please." " Poor flowers, what are you doing?" "!" " You can't sit on the flowers!" " You will act differently when the aunts will know we are engaged and we didn't tell them a word about that." " and that you are not a professor of Latin and you don't know how to repair a water pump!" " But I am magical!" " especially for old generation and possible mothers-in-law!" " Generous ladies.." " no?" " my old women." " No." " My aunts!" " Let me make a proposal to your... godmother." " what am I saying?" "!" "Your granddaughter." "No!" "Your, your niece." " Where do you have a flower?" " I'll find something on the garden." " Here?" "!" "No way!" " Look, I am a rabbit." " Bring the cake here and go buy a flower." " One moment!" " What is..." " The half is enough, huh?" "You said one of the aunts has diabetes." " I'll kill that animal of yours.." " But the bottle is whole!" "The dog isn't a hunting dog." " I'm on my way." "Bye my dear." " Bye my dear." "Be back before the aunts come here." " My aunt..." " this summer will I be with my look.." " ...the decoration of your garden." " Stop singing!" " Oh, Mr. Tomecek?" " Good morning Miss." " Look out!" "Don't step on my plums." " or it will end up like with the hydrangea." "And you forgot to lock the door!" " Oh!" " Are you repairing something here?" " No, no..." " Are you done with it now?" "Or you start now?" " No, no.." "I need to go." " Which idiot put this here?" "!" " I didn't mean to offend you, Miss." " Go away from the plums!" " Can I help you?" " No, not you Mr. Tomecek." " Ok, good bye." " I am sorry." " I am looking for an owner of a he-dog like on that photo, please leave your address here." " I will give you reward, I will take care of the puppies." "I own a she-dog." " Still nothing Mr. Chief?" " I am sorry Mrs. Horackova, still nothing..." " It is such a concern." "I sorta rush with it." " I am trying my best Mrs. Horackova." " You know, even if it doesn't look like that, this is an unique breed." " Fanny is underestimating it." "We actually don't even know which breed is it." " Bobina, stop!" " Go away!" " That's such an ugly dog..." " well, and that's why we are looking for the same dog-partner." "CLOSED" " Oh my!" " The money!" " Bobina come with me, or we will be in trouble." " You see?" "Mrs. cashier is not here yet." " I knew we are rushing..." " ...needlessly." " What is this?" " Tomecek kicked our plums to pieces." " Tomecek?" "What would he do here..." " That's what I would like to know!" " Fanny don't get angry, I will bring a new bag for the plums." " Woman and frog are unstable in love..." " They fall only for..." " ...only for flowers." " Hello!" " Aunts!" "I bring the flowers for you." " Soft sentences I say by a soft flower!" " Oh god..." " What happened here?" " Mrs. Svatonova, I brought you some plums from our garden." " because you are so nice to me." " Very nice." " Thank you." " There were a lot of plums this year, huh?" "I know it because I have plums in my own garden." " Andelka will bring a new bag in a second." " I've put it into a paper bag and Mr. Tomecek stepped on it." " You know Mr. Tomecek, don't you?" " Yes, yes." " Every dimension of woman's beauty will in front of candy shop let them call "master piece"!" " it can have the form of a doe, a piece of sugar they will take from my hand, the "master piece"!" " For each aunt..." " I've bought a an éclair!" " An éclair, an éclair, an éclar with a whipped cream!" " Wonderfully will decorate the wreaths candy..." " The master piece!" " How is it possible he had the key from this yard when you don't know him?" " Maybe he repaired something here?" " because he's a plumber." " he always tries to repair something in our house and it is never working!" " But Herminka likes him." " Don't you know our niece Herminka?" " Yes, yes." " Well, she asked him to paint our fence, and he stepped into our hydrangea." "CLOSED" "I AM IN THE STOREHOUSE" " Mrs. Horackova, I need to go to the storehouse." " I only need a little thing." " Come in." "You'll wait in my store until I get back." " Alright." " Hello, do you have American cigarettes?" " I don't sell those cigarettes." " try to ask in the pub on the square, if they're open." " Thank you, have a nice day." " I will smoke a little cigarette." " A lot of fume I will breathe out." " and then one or the other aunt..." " ...in my arms I will hold." " Bobina!" " BOBINA!" " His father once picked up the money for a raffle..." " ...and the police caught him because he tried to hide the money in his coat." "Then his wife spreaded out that he wanted to commit a suicide." " so they didn't report it." "But they young man!" "Oh!" " You can give me the money, Miss." " Andelka will bring a new bag!" " No..." "I mean the money." " Oh, ok." "One moment." " What... what do you want from me?" "!" " Stop!" "Give me my money!" "MY MONEY!" " Aunt here, aunt there..." " I will hug them both..." " and then I will turn their lives into military." " So we meet on those plums." " Murderer!" " give me my money!" " Murderer!" "Help!" " someone hold him!" " Don't be crazy woman!" "I'll call the police!" " He wants to kill me!" " Help!" " Police!" " This woman is crazy!" "Help!" " help!" " Help me!" " help me!" " robber!" "Catch him!" " HELP ME!" " help!" " homicide!" " catch him!" " robber!" " MURDERER!" " he robbed the savings bank!" " people!" "Be quick!" "Come here!" " murder happened here!" "They killed Mrs. cashier!" " be quick!" " Bobina!" " Bobina..." " Look Bobina!" " isn't he handsome?" " oh that's you!" " you saved our life!" " Really?" "Thank you." " We were looking for you for so long!" " Seriously?" " you don't tell me that..." " You were in the drugstore and have read it, huh?" " I started reading, but didn't finish it." " I have written it." " Congratulations." "That's great." " What do you think?" " will we get together?" " What?" " you and me?" " sure, when and how?" " It won't be that quick." "First I need to go to get my sister in the savings bank." " Yes, ok!" "Wait!" "In the savings bank?" "!" " Yeah." " You have sister in the savings bank..." " Fanny will be excited!" " She sure will." " But don't say it to Herminka, it is a secret." " wait here for me." " I will make sure to wait here." " of course, you can count on me." " Excuse me, thank you." " Excuse me please." "Thanks." " Where are you going?" " Is my sister inside?" " Where?" " In the savings bank." " She is in there." " I need to talk to her." " you can't go inside." " Mr. chief, mr. chief!" " Don't you know about anything?" "They robbed the savings bank!" " That's impossible!" " Mr. chief, please!" "Come with me." " Why?" " Fanny is really hurt!" " they don't want to let me go inside." "Please Mr. chief..." " Ok then, come on." " In the savings bank was saved 149 131 Czech crowns in total." " That young generation!" " he has 150 000 in here and he fights me because of a few crowns!" " he should have taken the money and leave!" " he didn't have to shoot at Mrs. Svatonova!" " It looks like someone local robbed the bank." " I would recognize local person, but I've never seen this man before." " There could be more of them." " I didn't see more of them." " ask the young policeman who looks after the beer in front of that pub!" "if he looked after the bank, he could have caught the robber!" " The robber had a weapon?" " we haven't found any signs of shooting, Mrs. Toufarova." " I am not married." " Pardon?" " I am not a Mistress." "I have no right to use that prefix." " I am sorry." " Bastard!" " He had something to slam us with!" " He is here." " 1 000 crowns is gone!" "Will the bank give it back to me?" "!" " Be calm!" "It will all be explained." " Poor Andelka, she will be mad at me." "I need to go find her!" " Mrs. ..." "Miss Toufarova, you need to wait here!" " Andelka!" " you were right!" "We should save the money yesterday!" " You can't be here." " What happened?" " Can I step inside too?" "I am standing in plum jam here." " Sure!" "Please make place here." " This lady needs to stay here, and others need to go away!" " Where is the robber?" " He is gone." " Oh no." " He made up more work for us." " Where's Mrs. cashier?" " They drove her to hospital, the robber slammed her into head." " Yet, she is unable to testify." " That means we don't have any witnesses, right?" " We do, comrade captain." " Frantiska Toufarova, born 4/17/1903, unmarried." " The bastard came in from behind." " he had a good plan!" " because he had something over his head!" " but he didn't know I will be there with Mrs. Svatonova." " I was hiding under the counter." " I started to fight him when he shooted at her!" " I was lucky, because this young policeman helped me to move the plums into the entrance." " the robber probably slipped on them!" " The old woman robbed the bank herself." " Not the policeman slipped, but the robber!" " he didn't have time to shoot at me!" " as he was falling, he took me down with him." "Like this!" " Mistress, please!" " He probably fell on me, because I fainted." " when I got away from him, he didn't have the cloth on face anymore." " he got scared, and ran away!" " I would have caught him for sure!" " but you put the plums into the entrance like left handed." " Hello Miss Toufarova, my name is Jedlicka, I am captain of criminal department." " can you please show it to us inside?" " Sure." "I am here for you." " Thank you." " Who are you?" " I am her sister, Mrs. Horackova." " Nice to meet you." " This is your brother?" " No, that's our friend." " Mr. chief of the drugstore." " Ok." " Mr. chief, please take care of Mrs., ...are you Mistress?" " Yes, I am widow." " Take care of Mrs. Horackova." " Sure." " The plums in the entrance were really badly put." " Ms. Toufarova..." " Yes?" " Please sit down." " Would you recognize the robber?" " Of course." " Can you describe him?" " Bastard!" "Criminal type at first sight." " Pack!" " We are packing, going home!" " before they catch me!" "Please!" " Who?" "!" " Aunts." "Aunts, aunts, aunts!" " I know why you haven't shown me to them." " Polar bears can't be seen from short distance either!" " Michal what is up?" " They are tricksters!" " You said they are cutely nutty..." " that they are a little odd." " Yes!" " They look like they just left the mental hospital!" " Wait please, someone told you some rumors." " What?" "!" "Nobody did, my knees are shivering from what I've experienced!" " one aunt tried to throttle me and wanted money from me." " another aunt wanted to date me in front of tobacco shop in public!" " I'm leaving." "I am!" " farewell, paradise of flowers!" " my dreamt of paradise." " Michal!" "Michal!" " Michal, can you finally tell me what happened?" "!" " It's a shame I couldn't show him to you" " such a polite man, you don't see many of them" " handsome man, with good behavior and with a car" " even the dog looked very nice" " Bobina saw him through a window" " They sure will get the money from the bastard back." " he can't escape." " that is his fate." " I have a number of the car of the man!" " I could have asked the captain whether I need to stay over night or no." " He sure will come back!" " especially when he saw I am very interested!" " Andelka, I don't want to hurt you..." " but I have different concerns right now." " are you aware of how big responsibility do I have now?" " But why did you try to escape?" " you could have explained it." " I couldn't Herminka, I couldn't." " she has beaten me." " I can't make a fool of myself in public, especially when I have a day off at work because of my gall bladder attack." " there was a chance I would be embarassed in front of the whole district." " Michal, that's impossible." " You just got into a misunderstanding with your recklessness." " Well, I was reckless, that's true." " I always believed I will marry an old, ugly and lonely girl." " I've recklessly kept my word." " you will never be lonely, you won't!" " Aunts, aunts are everlasting!" " about those two, Goethe wrote stories..." " Michal, you are very upset..." " ...you probably caused something terrible, but I am not mad at you." " Oh yeah." " Now, if you love me, take your car, drive to the forest and stay there until I come to get you." " I will make this work." " Be quick, the aunts are almost here!" " Where is the forest?" "!" " There, there!" " Where is the deepest forest?" " There!" " Ok, bye." " Bye bye!" " Herminka!" " how come you are here today?" " it worked for me." " Great you are here my girl." " What is up?" " I've found a he-dog." " Dear Herminka!" " For Bobina!" " Dear Herminka." " your aunt is born for the second time, I was almost dead." " They robbed the savings bank." " they almost killed Mrs. cashier." " and our Fanny caught the robber." " I held him like this!" "He escaped, but the police will get him." " I can't be held up here anymore, the criminal police will come get me soon and we will go to the town." " I am a royal witness." " With all my bad luck..." " it is possible that I made some mistakes..." " even if the aunt is crazy, I will behave like a soulful person..." " that won't make the jackall people hunt me for the rest of my life." " What are you looking at?" "That's a fact!" " Dear aunt." " I know you've had a hard life." " you've never got to know..." " safe wave of a family happiness..." " that's what made you..." " to naturally hate all men." " because men are rabble." " Dear aunt..." " I am someone, who come to you..." " to make it all up to you." " That's good huh?" " come on!" " Can I offer you a little of our jam?" "We made it together with Herminka." " our Herminka is still single..." " she doesn't need to rush with marriage." " you know, such a beautiful girl can always pick from lots of men." " she's the only daughter of our deceased sister." " she will inherit all that you see here from us." " Is it possible to find the robber even though you don't know anything about him?" " Not possible, but it is necessary." " Mrs. Horackova, where were you during the robbery?" " In the drugstore." "Mr. chief can testify that." " That's the man whom you were in front of the bank with?" " Yes, we got there after the robbery, everyone has seen that!" " I am ready to go." " Do you want wine from our Herminka?" " No thanks, I am at work." " I already took some for captain." " Ms. Toufarova, that wasn't necessary." " That's from the nice us." " There?" " Go, go." " Thank you." " Get in." " Goodbye Herminka." " Fanny, please be careful!" " Do you have tissue with you?" " Goodbye, Goodbye." " Goodbye." " Finally we have time to talk." " No, no." "I only came for a little bit, I need to go back to work." " Then you could go with them..." " But I didn't want to make it harder for aunt Fanny." " Our Herminka can excellently pickle cabbage and pickles." " are you married Mrs. captain?" " No." " Andelka's guess was right!" " Did she give you the numbers?" " What numbers?" " I knew she would forget it." " Remind me the next time." " you could catch the robber according to the numbers." " once I've read that they caught the whole group of robbers thanks to numbers of banknotes." " Do you have numbers of the banknotes you put into the savings bank today?" " I always write them down." " Are we going back?" " that's a pity." " I kiss you all happily my aunts..." " and because of you..." " I will get the mark that I am yours..." " or I will..." " for my money..." " esthetically wallpaper myself..." " and mainly stop singing." " Michal!" " What are you doing here?" "I am looking for you in the forest." " Look, I have forgiven aunts their sins." " No!" " What are you doing?" "!" " Lay down!" " No!" "I don't want to!" " You have to!" " The criminal police is looking for you." " Why?" " Besides the aunt there was an empty cash box and shooted mrs. cashier." " Remember what have you read?" " F. L. Vek, but I've looked through that book." " Wouldn't your dog eat it?" " are you looking after him?" "!" " It depends what did you write the numbers on." " Not on a sausage." " I will lose everything..." " Fanny won't give me anything because of that." " You know Mr. captain..." " Andelka will even lose things I never give to her." " Ms. Toufarova, did you light up the stove today?" " We use fuel for heating..." " Why didn't you explain it to the captain?" " Aunt Fanny was explaining it so trustworthily." " and she haven't seen anyone but you..." " What does that mean?" " Misa, please calm down." " The aunt said they don't have any fingerprints, which means they don't even have yours." " you didn't leave any tracks after you, so nothing can happen to you." " they will catch the one that robbed the bank!" " Because of what?" " The captain said they always catch him." " Because of what?" "!" " Not because of your look!" " The aunt could never describe how you look..." " What?" "!" " You think you are beautiful!" " Mr. captain, he looked like this..." " he grinned so weirdly..." " and he had the eyes of a robber..." " this is nonsense, he didn't have the eye below the ear, he had it normally in his face." " Yes, and he had the hair of a robber..." " no, he wasn't this handsome..." " on the first sight, he looked like a robber..." " well, this is better..." " his mouth was grinning..." " ...and nose like a bobble." " yes, this is starting to be more similar!" " his chin was kind of long..." " ears like fly-flaps..." " and hair... simply like a nerd..." " messy hair..." " all over his head..." " yes!" "That's him." " You have a great imagination, I would really like to find this person." " What will we say to Mr. captain about that you can't find the numbers of the banknotes?" " he will be here in a minute." " I was looking for them yesterday." "Today I am looking for a number of the car." " That's your only one concern!" " You think about dogs, while we are solving human life and our money!" " That likeable lover of animals of yours could have been the robber!" " But Fanny, you've described him like a monster and this guy was a good-looker." " Your imaginations of beauty, I knew your man..." " Lojzicku, did you hear it?" " you didn't deserve this." " What is up Ms. Toufarova?" " Andelka keeps thinking about the dog, we have real concerns here and she said she saw a smilar dog to Bobina yesterday." " I understand it, I like dogs as well." " She saw him after the robbery with a man, behind the savings bank, and I said it could have been the robber and she got all upset and left." " Are we going back again?" " Something fell off..." " Those are the numbers of the banknotes that Andelka lost..." " Let me see." " Bobina, where is your mistress?" " where is your mistress Bobina?" " So Mrs. Horackova says this dog looked the same like the dog in the car..." " Yes, she is looking for the same dog..." " she says it is a rare breed that is unknown yet." " You are going on a trip, Bobina." " Its back is like a back of a Spitz." " ears like ears of a Schnauzer." " and colour, something in between a Setter and a long-haired Dachshund." " Tail of a Czech Pointer." " eye of a thrush." " That's not a description, that's a breed muddle." " Let go!" "...what about size?" " height." " This is useless." "Call an expert." " Hello." " How did you find me?" " I am already married, with her." " Hi my aunt..." " My children!" "That's a happiness!" " You tell me about that..." " Fanny will be excited!" " Herminka!" " You aren't a kid anymore..." " I think we shouldn't tell this to Fanny yet, you know how principled she can be when it comes to ethics." " How about that?" "!" "Fanny doesn't understand this, she doesn't know what a man is!" " Yeah, and what if she doesn't like Michal?" " Oh!" "I would make this work!" "Michal..." " Misa..." " so they call you Misa..." " he is handsome!" " I've told Fanny that I already liked you when we first met by the church and I didn't even know you are ours!" " Well Herminka, I need to touch him some..." " Fanny is so confused being a royal witness, she said Misa could be the robber!" " Well, exactly." " Exactly." " Oh my, she can make it complicated." " Savings bank, the robbery, Misa with car, escaped..." " she can even report it!" " my children, I am going, I need to watch her." " Well..." " this is purebred mutt." " Give me photos and look for this dog." " Welcome home." " you leave the house, won't tell it to anyone and everything falls on me." " What falls on you?" " I am looking for the number of the yellow car." " That's nice of you, but I don't need it anymore..." " But the police needs it!" " Why is that?" " Because that handsome man of yours is an accomplice of the robber!" " How do they know that?" " I told them!" " Bobina is already arrested!" "And according to her they will look for the dog in the car!" " Fanny, you shouldn't have done this..." " the man has nothing to do with it..." " the man is..." " a bridegroom of our Herminka." " The dog is probably made-up." " Hello, is this your dog?" " Yes, he has a muzzle, he is on a leash and here is a bag of..." " That's alright, we are looking for a smaller dog, see..." " ears, tail, totally different." " Did you lose a dog?" " It is clear, the robber is someone else than the man in the car." " I already thought so, because you described him so nicely." " Do you think Herminka will be happy with him?" " You would need to see him..." " So Herminka doesn't need us anymore..." " Now we are free." " We will just look at them, and we will be happy." " What if they find Misa according to his dog?" "!" " We need to warn him right now!" " that dog needs to disappear." " My little native cottage, white lily of the valley, please fulfill my silly wish..." " I want to be a snow flake..." " One coffee with water soda..." " To fly to you through a blue sky..." " You can hardly stand..." " Like a mouse enter your dreams..." " I want to have a cat and an alarm clock..." " Only for you my love, only for you my love, my heart is in chest is suffocating..." " I want to be a lace on your scarf..." " If I were a clothes moth I would become a lover..." " I will walk on a path to your house..." " Holes I would flood with asphalt..." " For you I will be a rose..." " Gardening scissors I like so much..." " That all only for you my love, only for you my love to let you dream about me..." " Andelka, such a polite woman doesn't take off anything in a wine bar, not even a hat." " Miss, where can we find Mrs. accountant Sklenarova?" " I don't know, grandpa." " Twice red wine, twice white wine..." " Do you need a pill?" " That would make an addict of me." " I want to play with breeze..." " Then there will be a gale..." " Glass of wine and five lemonades..." " For that there's a rhyme - the chicken..." " I want to be a white cloud..." " I want to vaporize as well..." " Only for you my love, only for you my love to dream about me..." " ...to dream about me..." " to dream about me." " There he is." " What's happening over here?" " MURDERER!" " Misa!" " Misa, Misanek..." " Help me..." "Misa?" " Good, thank you." " Tell the aunts hi from me." " Sure." " Don't worry aunt, Misa says hi." " Thank you." " What?" " Andelka, I shouldn't have brought the plums to the savings bank." " Make a place here please." " Move." " What are you looking at?" "Move on." " Here we go." " Misa?" " Herminka, this is the end." " I won't recover that quickly from this." " You don't need to give me warm clothes." " In the jail, the have heating nowadays." " Misa don't be crazy, you have clear conscience, don't you?" " I do, but it is not a question of psychological inquiry." "We need to know who robbed the bank." " And now they think I've done it." " They think I've done it!" " Misa!" " Don't worry, and now..." " They think I've done it." " Take a biscuit." " Thank you." " They think I've done it." " Misa please don't worry, the aunts are with us." " Really?" " One aunt saw me stealing money from her in the savings bank." " second aunt saw me escaping with the money." " Here, drink the tea." " Chamomile tea." " Thank you." " Better?" " At first, I've shooted Mrs. cashier..." " secondly I've shooted the aunt..." " then I've spreaded the plums all over the place..." " Finally I was lucky enough to robber the bank." " But... where is the 150 000 Czech crowns?" " Where is the 150 000?" "!" " Where should it be?" " Where is the 150 000?" "!" " Misa, the money are somewhere here!" " Where is the 150 000!" "I would like to know where is the 150 000 and 20..." " Misa, you will break our cactus." " ...penny's." " 20 penny's." " What?" " 20 penny's" " 20 penny's." " 150 000" " 20 penny's!" " Gate to the yard..." " the pub was closed" " the plums were here..." " maybe the policeman robbed the bank, because no one has reported him" " Good morning." " I am putting back one witness..." " we don't need her anymore" " can I come in?" " Mrs. Horackova, did you find the number of the car?" " I've looked through everything, but I am so left handed, I think I lost it" " Please sit down Mr. captain" " Thanks." " That's a pity." " How would you describe the man?" " Well, more like a shabby man." " but very attractive man..." " He had a moustache, I know that for sure!" " What car does he have?" " Yellow one, but I don't know which brand..." " our neighbor Tomecek has a yellow car too" " and I don't even recognize if it's ours or someone else's..." " That is alright." " Thank you." " Are you mad at us?" " We don't even keep you here, we are too busy..." " That's alright." "I'll come later." " Do you think I've played it well?" " Doesn't matter." " I know who robbed the bank." " Who?" " Tomecek." " Seek, seek!" "Where is your master, huh?" " Come on, seek!" "Where does your master live?" "Go, go!" " Come in." " Hello miss." " Mrs. Tomecek, you were in the savings bank last night." "You had keys from the yard." " you left the door open, me and God have seen you!" " you couldn't resist the temptation of sin." " Miss, I've always known you two are crazy." " I was only playing I didn't see it because of your niece!" " Don't you hide behind Herminka!" " With so much money you can't hide, make us a favor, give back the gun and confess." " Don't let people suffer because of you!" " You crazy old woman!" " If you tell anyone you've seen me there I will tear you to pieces!" "You won't live till the next morning!" "Now get out!" " Now you came out!" " Get out!" " That won't fit in there." " What?" "!" " It won't fit." " Why are you whispering?" " Maybe it was bad idea to want him to confess." " If the police asked him, he would never tell them the truth." "This way he won't be able to hold it anymore!" " We'll see." " Fuel please." " Alright Mrs. Horackova!" " Pour petrol instead of diesel in it!" "So they explode." " What's up?" " Didn't you get along with them?" " I have no idea what's up." " You can't be so sad over that you didn't find the he-dog yet." " There are worse things to solve." " Oh, robber?" "Did they catch him yet?" " That man wasn't the robber, they've explained it." " Oh, who was it then?" " Local person, Fanny recognized him." " What did police say?" " Fanny doesn't want to tell it to anyone, she thinks he ought to confess on his own." " Please don't tell anybody I've told you this." " I won't." " Give me a poison for rats!" " If I only knew whether the beast want's a coke or it has its master somewhere around here." " Is this your dog?" " What?" " My dog?" "I've never seen this dog." " Well..." " He's mine." " Ok." " Show me your ID." " Ok." " I need to fine you." " the dog doesn't have a leash, tag and a...." " muzzle." " How much?" " CB-55-23" " CB-55-23" " You prepared really well for me Mrs. Horackova." " I thought that someone wants to rob our house, I've heard a car..." " Which car?" " What do you mean?" " Mr. captain, come inside, we are waiting for you." " Do you see me mr. captain?" " they almost murdered me." " What!" " Murdered." " How come?" "!" " Look what he's done to me." " Who?" "!" " The robber." " Tomecek drove Fanny over today." " Why do you think Tomecek is the robber?" " Because he said it himself!" " Fanny has seen him before the robbery happened." " he just got out of yard of the savings bank and he had keys." " And when I went to tell him to confess, he said he will murder me if I tell you a word about it." " Today he was looking after us, swearing and then he drove Fanny over." " Miss, did you recognize Tomecek in the car?" " No, but I recognized the car of Tomecek's!" " They call you." " What happened?" " Criminal police is here." " Damned old women." " Play for me." " I am sorry if I disturb you, I am captain Jedlicka." " We only need some information from you, please sit down." " Where did you go by your car today afternoon?" " I don't have a car." " You don't have any car?" " I sold my car one month ago." " I have the confirmation here somewhere." " No no, don't look for it." "It's ok." " You don't use the car anymore at all?" " No, not at all." " Look, Mr. Tomecek..." " Just to make it clear, were you in the savings bank when the robbery happened?" " What would I do there?" "!" " That's what I am asking you." " That's nonsense!" " I've never been on yard of the savings bank." " I never knew it was the yard of the savings bank..." " but we have information about you being on the yard" " She's a sclerotic old woman!" " she doesn't remember what happened one hour ago..." " but that I was on the yard during the robbery, she's bound to know?" "!" " Well even if Miss Toufarova is mistaken..." " I still don't understand why did you threaten her you would murder her if she told us about this." " She could make a total loser of me" " How?" " She says I robbed the savings bank" " You can't be mad at her for this, she's noticed you had keys from the yard" " Tell me what did you have the keys for?" " That's alright, he was with my wife" " that yard is common and I was at work for the whole night that day." " so he has alibi" " he is innocent." " So, Mr. Tomecek is innocent, he was on the yard because he had some personal affairs." " Woman!" " Innkeeper?" " No, she's married!" " Well..." " it is not nice." " That is starting to be complicated." " I know." "Is this the man you've seen?" " No." " No." " Fanny said he looked like a bastard." " And this is handsome man." " But not as handsome as the one Mrs. Horackova saw, right?" " Yeah." " By the way..." "Mr. chief has seen the man with the dog as well?" " No, Mr. chief was in the storehouse" " I went to get him after they refused to let me meet Fanny." " It is not easy to cooperate with you." " Hello Mrs. Horackova." "Still nothing about the dog." " Thank you Mr. chief!" "I will come to your store in a bit." " Why are you talking to her?" "She made me look like an idiot." " If I didn't sell my car, I would be prime suspect." " Misa needs to hide somewhere!" "The police has a photo of him." " what?" " P-O-L-I-C-E" " I don't have time to explain this to you now..." " Fanny got knocked down by a yellow car with the murderer in it." " and the police is so incapable, they want to mark Michal as the robber." " That is my gall bladder." " Gall bladder!" " my nerves!" " that's because I don't eat anything!" " Don't try to deceive me." "What did you do yesterday afternoon?" "!" " I was scared, here, with the door locked, under my covers." " Stop lying!" "You wanted to drive the aunt over!" " and you know why!" " No!" " You will pack your teeth brush, pyjamas..." " and you will either move to a cave in the forest, or you will report yourself!" " I want this to be finally over!" " I have my pyjamas!" " Then you can go!" " I am going!" " Don't try to think that I will wait for you until you get back from jail." " I am not trying to think so." " Where am I going?" " when the police is chasing after me..." " where am I going?" " Down there to the aunts" " the guns are barking there..." " and the desperate men are lost there..." " and from the hands of the aunts, only few people return..." " down there where the aunts live..." " a quiet jail is waiting for me..." " and where the cakes are made..." " the aunts will chase after me again..." " when I will have the goal..." " to become an aunt..." " down there where the aunts live..." " that's my final destination." " Misa!" " That's so kind of you that you are here!" " Herminka is crazy." " It is probably a hereditary taint." " Aunts, you are the only two wise human beings, where can I go to." " That was an amazing idea of Herminka's!" " Give me a kiss." " If it's necessary, you'll hide in the shed." " More, more kisses..." " We will bring food in there for you!" " Oh, a tree." " Misa!" "Look out." " We will also bring food for this little dog." " Everything will be fine!" " Just don't stand by the windows." " You don't have to care about your car, everything will be fine." " we will hide it behind the shed." " It won't even be necessary!" " I've written down the numbers of the car that drove me over." " Fanny, I admire you." " CB-30-01, what will we do?" "!" " God, what will we do?" "!" " Lock him." " Misanek, you can turn the heater on." " if you are cold, there is diesel heating." " Stay there." " We got him." " Now what?" "I AM IN THE STOREHOUSE" " He is probably on the yard." " I will tell you who robbed the savings bank." " Who?" " Those two old women." " The yellow car is parked behind their shed." " I knew that." " Take the car and quickly drive away, some people here are alergic for yellow cars." " You said it is the best colour." " Sometimes, not right now." " Can I keep it at home?" " It is yours." " Wilda..." " Mr. chief, what are we supposed to do?" "You are the only ingelligent man we can trust." " I'll be right back at the drugstore." " Look, here's a yellow car." " Don't confuse it." " Mr. chief, we caught the robber, right now." " Here's the number of his car." " Can you imagine, how terrible it is..." " he is a member of our family." " How is this possible?" "CB-55-23..." " Why is this car here?" " Hand me that paper." " No!" " Give me that paper!" " I won't!" " Give me that." " No." " Mr. chief, what are you doing?" " I am telling you to give it to me!" " Mr. chief!" " For the robbery you will get around 6 years..." " but for double homicide you will get a death penalty" " you either have read bad detective stories, or your nerves are not fine." " That robbed had the same shoes like Mr. chief..." " Mr. captain, we have another robber at home in the shed..." " with a yellow car." " That is a fiancé of your niece, isn't he?" " I just don't understand that the number of his car is the same like the number on the paper..." " Fanny, that second number was of the car with the man, when we didn't know it was our Misa yet." " The first number is a number of the yellow car that Tomecek sold to a miss of Mr. chief." " I always confuse everything..." " It is alright Mrs. Horackova." " You know..." " the worst thing was, you gave Mr. chief awesome alibi." " But I was in the drugstore during the robbery." " With Mr. Chief?" " See?" " He was in the storehouse." " But still, you've caught the robber." " Because of his shoes." " No." " Because of the numbers of the banknotes" " which Mr. chief handed over with his takings." " you know, Mrs. Horackova, he wasn't as intelligent, as you might think." " I've robbed the savings bank..." " drove aunt over..." " set fire on the shed." " do what you need to do." " For the first two things we caught someone better." " How did you do this?" " My aunts..." " I wanted to turn the heating on..." " as I was locked in there..." " and in the jerry can for diesel, was gasoline..." " How is that possible?" " We will ask Mr. chief." " Don't worry, Misa!" " The most important is, everything is alright, even Mrs. cashier!" " Be happy that you are healthy!" " Misa!" "Misa!" " Let me go!" " Don't you worry!" "I've decided that I will wait for you until you get back from the jail." " Nothing really happened." " We will repair the shed easily now, when we have a man in the house." " And Bobina will have her bridegroom as well." " We will do with Fifinka..." " what is in our power." "THE END"