"What is the meaning of this check?" "Do you want me to cheat?" "No..." "I'm just the middleman." "Do you want to play, or cause me trouble?" "Don't you think you'll be ahead of me if I fall?" "Look at this!" "I'm the only Golden Leg!" "You can't daydream about that." "No..." "I don't." "I just want to have some tick-back." "Please don't tell anybody." "You're trash!" "I'm sorry." "Catch you later." "Golden Leg!" "Golden Leg..." "Golden Leg..." "Golden Leg..." "Hung, you've been a star player for twenty years." "Since Fung missed the penalty kick and lost his golden leg, you no longer have any rivals." "Now your feeling is...." "Oh, no!" "Don't talk about this!" "Hung, your Evil Team has already won the gold for five years." "What's the secret?" "Secret?" "The secret is having a great soccer coach." "So you should have confidence to win gold again." "Is this your first time as a reporter?" "I don't think you should ask that question." "Excuse me..." "Good morning, Hung!" "Golden Leg!" "Good morning, Hung!" "Good morning!" "Hung, your shoe is dirty." "I will help you to clean it up." "It's fine." "I can manage." "Hung, I'll take your car over." "Hung, you promised to offer a coaching job to me." "I'm ready." "I've confidence I can train a team as good as the Evil Team." "Do you think you still can be a coach?" "Forget it." "But you said..." "Get real." "You see." "You're a cripple now." "Do you think you can still depend on this tattoo?" "Hung..." "I've served you for twenty years." "How can you say such a thing?" "Today, I'm not in the mood." "Things change." "You looked great when you were young." "You see, you just look like a dog now." "Forget it." "Get lost." "I've already taken care of you for twenty years." "You know, it is a great deal of money." "Hung!" "You're so vain!" "If you didn't give me the dishonour check twenty years ago," "I wouldn't be crippled now." "What?" "Are you losing your temper?" "Why are you shouting so loudly!" "Hey!" "Did all you guys hear that?" "There're thousands of reporters outside." "Would you like me to let them come in?" "You know," "I keep you here to shut your mouth." "Do you think anyone would trust a handicapped beggar like you now?" " You!" " Don't be angry." "If you want to blame anyone, that someone should be you." "You should blame your greediness." "Forget it" "I'll tell you one more thing." "I was the one who arranged the accident to your leg." "Damn it!" "That's not the way to kick." "Pardon?" "I said that is not the way to kick." "So what's your opinion?" "There has to be a fusion of the strength from the waist and foot." "What's that?" "My idol, Bruce Lee, explained it." "If you want to learn more, you can take two kung fu lessons with me." "Learn kung fu?" "You just look like a cleaner." "Cleaning is just my job." "My real identity is a post-graduate student." "Post-graduate student?" "Focusing on how to effectively develop Shaolin kung fu." "This is my name card." "Shaolin Orthodox School of Mighty Steel Leg." "Look!" "It's really strong." "Fighting is not my style." "I'm a well-educated man." "You're wrong." "Look at that girl." "I know she's sexy, so what?" " But I'm an educated..." " No..." "Look at this!" "If she had learned Shaolin kung fu, Weight Vest, she would not have fallen like that." "You see!" "So Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Hey!" "Do you want to learn kung fu?" "You're crazy!" "Look at the woman over there." "If she had studied Shaolin kung fu, Iron Hand, parking would be much easier." "So kung fu is wonderful!" "Excuse me!" "Do you want to learn..." "Okay..." "Get lost me!" "This coin is not just yours." "I should have a share." "Don't do that to ruin our relationship!" "Look at that!" "What's wrong?" "You've already spent a whole year trimming the tree." "You're fired." "Get away!" " I'm sorry..." " Get away!" "If he had studied Shaolin kung fu, Nine Fences of the Recluse, he would not be in trouble!" "Nine Fences of the Recluse came from Hua Shan." "Don't you know all kinds of kung fu originated from Shaolin?" "Kung fu is absolutely fantastic for people of all ages." "Brutality is just the wrong impression of kung fu." "Kung fu is an art, a kind of indomitable spirit." "I'm looking for a good method to package Shaolin kung fu to let people understand the true meaning of it." "Enough, already!" "I've not finished yet." "Almost finished." "I still have some appointments with my clients." "It's done." "Please seize your opportunity!" "The lame can also learn kung fu." "What are you talking about?" "Who's lame?" "You're not qualified to talk soccer with me." "I'm sorry!" "Yes, I'm the lame." "It's none of your business." "The lame?" "Bullshit!" "What?" "Do you think that would scare me?" "Do you still want the garbage?" "If you don't, I'll call the other guy." "I'm coming over." "Hurry up!" "Did you think that would scare me?" "Get out of here..." "Excuse me!" "Would you help me to put it over there?" "No problem!" "Your leg is so great!" " Twenty cents!" " Oh, no!" "Just twenty cents?" "There are some cups and plates inside." "Would you give me ten more cents?" "No more!" "Wah, move it over there." "Mui, please give me ten steamed bread!" "Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed bread is a great idea." "The steamed bread looks sweet and tasty." "I'm so impressed by her strong arms." "You..." "What are you doing?" "Singing is the best way... for me to express my true feeling of respect." "So beautiful!" "I'm not beautiful." "Don't laugh at me!" "You see!" "The steamed bread is so great!" "Tastes wonderful!" "Your Tai Chi kung fu, Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows..." "It's a firm but gentle kung fu, Shove a Thousand Cattle with Four Tales." "Well!" "That's why the steamed bread is so tender and tough." "They're Fifty cents each." "Two-steamed bread rolls for one dollar." " So expensive!" " Really" "Even though it's so expensive, it's worth it." "I just have fifty cents right now." "Would you mind if I pay you back in two days?" "Nope." "Well!" "You're a typical kung fu master speaking with grace and ease." "You know, we have something in common." "I'm also a Shaolin master." "Will you give me a discount?" "No." "Okay!" "This is a pair of precious sneakers." "The original price was two dollars." "Now, I'll give you a discount price," "Is my steamed bread ready?" "Coming!" "Wait a minute!" "Did the guy pay for the steamed bread?" "He did." "What's this dirty stuff?" "Throw them away!" "First Big Brother!" "First Big Brother!" "It's okay!" "Keep working." "Clean it up, please!" "Are you sick, First Big Brother?" "I've got a headache." "I got drunk last night." "Anyway, what do you want?" "I want to let you know I have awakened." " Truly?" "You have awakened." " I have awakened." "I finally understand." "If I want to extend Shaolin kung fu to the world," "I should package it into a new and modern form." "What kind of package?" "Singing!" "You won't believe what I saw today." " I saw a steamed bread shop..." " Stop bothering me!" "But, what do you think if I combine Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing?" "I don't want to think about it!" "How can you give up without even trying?" "Stop thinking about it!" "I've already advised you to live A more down-to-earth existence." "There's a vacancy for cleaning toilets." "It should be good for you to take it rather than all this dreaming." "If we don't have any dream in life, we'll look like a salt fish." "You see, you're a real salt fish without a pair of shoes!" "How can you talk about dreaming?" "Oh, no!" "My burning desires are not easy to blow out!" "Why not?" "Just blow them out!" "But I can light them up again!" "Enough, already!" "We both have our own lives." "Please don't bother me!" "I should work to support my family." "You mean you are willing to give your Iron Head up." "Did you forget how much effort you made for it?" "You're wrong!" "I haven't given it up even for one day!" "Fei!" "Boss!" "Damn it!" "The dancer's quitted the show already." "How can you stay here and do nothing about that?" "No!" "I have a great idea." "What's that?" "Combining Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing." "What's kind of Shaolin kung fu?" "Look at this!" "It can't be a solo effort." "He's good enough." "No!" "How about you?" "Me?" "Shit!" "How about your Iron Head?" "If you don't do it well, I'll kill you tomorrow." "Yes." "First Big Brother, thank you!" "Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Really great!" "Shaolin kung fu is wonderful!" "Wonderful!" "I'm Iron Head." "Iron Head." "You're Mighty Steel Leg." "I'm Mighty Steel Leg." "Be serious!" "Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Really great!" "Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Really great!" "Shaolin kung fu is wonderful!" "Wonderful!" "I'm Mighty Steel Leg!" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "He's Iron Head!" "Damn it!" "What are you singing about?" "Your voice is terrible." "The lyrics are appalling." "I can't understand one sentence of this." "Who wrote the lyrics?" " Who did?" " Who did?" "Creative work is highly subjective, but I will follow up on your criticism." "Singing is just the beginning of the show, the climax is the performance of Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head!" "Iron Head?" "I have already told you that you write terrible lyrics." "I'm not Iron Head." "He's..." "Iron Head?" " I said..." " Iron Head?" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "He's Mighty Steel Leg!" "You still say Mighty Steel Leg?" "Kill him!" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg!" "Iron Head?" "Don't you know Chinese?" "He's the real..." "Iron Head?" "You're so stubborn!" "Iron..." "Do you want to fight back against me?" "Thank you so much!" "Happy hour is going fast." "It's time for us to say goodbye right now." "Let's listen to music!" "You crazy guys!" "Let's see if you can take more!" "Thank you!" "Bullshit!" "What?" "Go!" "Not interested!" "Do you still want to fight with us?" "I promised my Shaolin master I wouldn't use kung fu to fight with anyone." "This guy is crazy." "But all you guys should apologize!" "Apologize?" "I don't think it's my problem." "It's all your fault!" "Don't move!" "You said you would not use kung fu to hit anyone." "I'm not here to fight." "I'm here to play soccer." "Shit!" "You don't need to overdo it!" "What?" "I'm so sorry!" "Do you have any coins?" "Yes." "Thirty cents." "Are you taking my money?" "Yes, I am." "Did you learn Tong Long Fist?" "I did." "Don't insult Shaolin kung fu anymore!" "Would you let me take a look at your leg?" "I'm not in the mood." "Go ahead!" "Cool!" "It's the real, original kung fu." "A great killer slim leg." "It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg!" "Is it possible To use kung fu to play soccer?" "Truly?" "Yes, of course!" "Yeah!" "It's a great idea - using kung fu to play soccer." "Why didn't I think of that?" "Are you lame?" "I'm not just lame," "I'm the ex-soccer player, Golden Leg." "Today, I'm a soccer coach." "That's great!" "You should teach me to play soccer." "Hold on." "No!" "You told me I could use kung fu to play soccer." "But I need time to consider!" "I've no time to think anymore!" "It's sunset already!" "Time doesn't wait for anyone!" "But we still need to prepare!" "I'm ready!" "What do I need?" "At least a pair of shoes!" "Do you have enough money to get your sneakers back?" "No." "But..." "I threw them away." "Oh, my god!" "Your sneakers were broken." "They were well worn." " Yes, they were broken." "But I..." " Go home!" "My boss will shout at you if she sees you when she comes back." "It's impossible to get the broken one back." "There is a repaired one." "Do you want to have it?" "First Big Brother, what are you doing?" "First Big Brother, are you okay?" "I'm fine." "What do you want?" "I've finally got a good idea to develop Shaolin kung fu." "Playing soccer!" "Please let me go!" "You have already got me into trouble." "I was fired." "Now, I work in the rest room to pay for my boss's loss." "So I've come here to help you." "No!" "Absolutely not!" "If you force me anymore, my whole family will commit suicide in front of you." "Committing suicide is not a good way to solve problems." "Be brave!" "Don't be so silly!" "I'm a loser!" "Please don't come here anymore!" "If you still want to form a soccer team, you can call the other Brothers." "Please, don't bother me!" "I beg you!" "Iron Head." "Good morning, Fourth Big Brother!" "Good morning, Sing!" "How are you?" "Let me introduce a great guy to you!" "He's..." "Nice to meet you!" "This is Fung." "I know, Fung is famous in the stock exchange." "You see!" "He has a great I.T. look." "Fung is a soccer coach." "Soccer coach!" "Everyone knows that Fung is the most famous figure in soccer." "Do you use your legs to play soccer?" "You see!" "I'm right." "Actually, do you have a job?" "I want you to join my soccer team." "Playing soccer?" "I've no job for six months." "How can you ask me to play soccer?" "If you can use your Empty Hand to be the goalkeeper..." "What's Empty Hand?" "That was many years ago." "You know, I even forgot when our Master died." "Please listen to me!" "We're going to sign up for the National Soccer Tournament." "The prize is one million dollars." "Really?" "So you're the smart one." "You see!" "You're dressed up." "Many years ago, our Master ordered us to develop Shaolin kung fu." "Now, you guys get this great idea of using Shaolin kung fu to play soccer." "Look!" "This is the group picture of our Master and Brothers." "I always keep it under my pillow." "You should know what I mean." "Great!" "Let's sit down to talk about what you mean." "I'll call you if I've time." "Remember, please leave a place for me." "I really don't have time to talk to you." "Some clients are waiting for me, I should keep my eyes on the stock market." "You know, I earn more than a hundreds thousand dollars trading." "Hello!" "What's the price right now?" "Today, my driver is on leave." "I just lent my car to a friend, and left my wallet in the office." "I'm sorry!" "I don't have time to have lunch with you guys." "I'm really busy!" "Get away!" "Third Big Brother, think about it!" "If you can use Iron Shirt to be the back..." "What's Iron Shirt?" "Look!" "The sky is full of planes." "The streets are full of computers." "It's the 21st century." "Stop living in a daydream!" "So I think it's a good idea - combining kung fu with soccer." "Really..." "The prize is a great deal of money." "For Christ sake!" "You think I'm..." "I earn more than a hundreds thousand dollars trading." "There's absolutely no way I'll give up trading to play soccer with you guys." "I'm sorry." "You know, I'm very direct..." "It's crazy to give my trading up to play soccer with you, lame." "Forgive my brutal honesty." "Finally, it's also impossible for me to win a fucking soccer game." "Truly, the probability of winning is 0%." "Probabi..." "Probability!" "Okay..." "It's like heads or tails." "We never get the edge." "So the probability is 0%." "Let me try!" "Get away!" "I've an appointment with my client at the coffee shop." "I'm very busy!" "We can serve you to noodles at the stalling store." "Bullshit!" "I earn more than a hundreds thousand dollars trading." "Why would I want to have noodles with you guys?" "He's my Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest." "This is the famous soccer coach, Fung." "Fung, how are you?" "What's Vest?" "Weight Vest." "Nice to meet you!" "Mr. Vest." "Fifth Big Brother, are you thinking about playing soccer?" "Yes." "You can use Shaolin kung fu, Weight Vest to be a forward with me." "Our attack will be invincible." " Are you sure?" " Of course." "Great!" "Are there any diet pills?" "It's useless." "Since the virus get into my brain, there's no way for me to lose weight." "After I became like this, as was also only unable to use Shaolin kung fu," "Weight Vest, but to walk quickly." "Yes, you're a little bit fat, but it's not so important." "Forget it!" "You see, it was my picture!" "Since I became like this," "I even can't date a girl." "You don't understand that." "I do." "I also can't date a girl!" "Really?" "There has been much gossip about your girls in newspapers and magazines?" "What kind of newspapers and magazines?" "Oh!" "I'm sorry!" "Since I've had this disease, I can't control myself." "I'm sorry." "Please leave me alone!" "Small Brother!" "You should have confidence!" "You can do it!" "Now, everyone calls me Lazy Pig..." "You know, you're the only one who calls me Small Brother." "Thank you!" "Lazy Pig, please help me to get the red box of tissues." "The red one!" "Playing soccer?" "Yes, Second Big Brother!" "If you can use Hooking Leg to be the back," "I believe..." "The defence will be unbeatable!" "Absolutely!" "Do you think I can still use Hooking Leg?" "You just need some practice." "If you trust yourself, you will get your Hooking Leg back." "Really?" "I just saw you collecting excrement and urine." "Why did you change your job to wash dishes?" "Why?" "Why do you question what I do?" "I don't understand either." "Why isn't my dad the richest guy, Lee Ka Sing?" "Why am I going bald, even though I'm so handsome?" "You guys are not going bald, but you're so ugly." "Why could other kids go to school when they were young?" "Whereas I was forced to study the Shaolin kung fu, and then became a cleaner to wash dishes, collecting excrement and urine?" "Calm down!" "Second Big Brother." "If you're brave enough, you can control your fate." "Calm down?" "If I wasn't calm," "I would kill you guys!" "Calm down?" "Why do you just sit here?" "Don't you smell anything disgusting?" "If there's disgusting smell when I come back, I will make you lick it up!" "Your apartment is great!" "It's well furnished." "I can't imagine you work as the cleaner downstairs, but live in the Penthouse on the 59th floor." "You've got good taste!" "This kind of apartment is so popular" "I can't even get one." "The pipes are okay." "Just a little bit noisy." "Would you mind if I move here?" "Forget it!" "Your Brothers are useless." "We can find others to join our team." "It was all my fault." "I couldn't persuade them." "It's okay." "You know, I'm so glad that you trust me." "Thank you." "I'll use the shortest period of time to train all you guys ...to be professional soccer players." "So you should be serious and mutually support each other." "I understand!" "Let's go!" "Please listen to me!" "What would you do if you were on my position?" "Yes, of course." "I've a call." "Hold on a second." "The ball is coming back!" "Oh!" "So you're finally willing to come back?" "You let us wait for an hour - a whole hour!" "What are you doing?" "Playing soccer!" "The ball is over there!" "You, come here!" "Let me see you kick the ball here." "The ball is over there." "Yes." "The ball is over there!" "You can't even get the ball." "How can you kick it from here?" "Actually, there are four basic skills of playing soccer:" "Pass, stop, hold and kick." " I understand!" " Don't move!" "Okay." "Start from the beginning." "Yours." "Hold it!" "Watch out!" "Concentrate!" "Come on!" "Move!" "Yes...keep dribbling." "Almost." "That's great dribbling." "Do more." "Fung, why can't I take part in the training?" "Even though your leg is so strong, you can't control it freely." "How about if you kick the ball into the sky... and it hits a plane?" "Can you pay for the damage?" " No." " So..." "Sixth Small Brother!" "I'm borrowing your eggs!" "What?" "If you can control the egg freely in the air, you can play soccer." " No problem!" " Okay!" "Go ahead." "It's not easy." "Sixth Small Brother, forget it!" "Oh, my god!" "My egg!" "I will return it to you in the future!" "No way!" "Give it back to me!" "Concentrate..." "My egg!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yours!" "Right..." "Good..." "Yes!" "Go!" "Mark him!" "Watch out!" "How did you let him kick the ball?" "Kick it!" "Come on!" "That's great!" "He can play by himself." "No!" "It's about teamwork." "Soccer's not about individuals." "The game is 30 minutes." "There is no break." "We'll follow the international rules." "I'm the referee." "Do you have any questions?" "Don't be silly?" "You know, how great Golden Leg plays as referee and leads a young soccer team to play against us." "We should be glad about that!" "This is Fung!" "Fung!" "Okay..." "This guy has some issues with your team players." "Now, this game is about practising our soccer skills." "It will solve this conflict." "You see!" "They play honestly." "From their tidy uniforms and friendly faces," "I can deeply feel their sincerity and the spirit of physical culture." "Thank you!" "Calm down." "I'm a car repairer." "This wrench is used to tighten bolts." "Does that make sense?" "Yes, of course." "I explained it already." "Because I'm a car repairer, it's all right for me to have a hammer." "Okay." "Your team's style is very famous in the amateur soccer field." "I understand." "It's an undeserved reputation." "Like the cloud in the sky..." "Okay." "Anyway, take care of yourselves." "Shake hands, please!" "Great!" "Help!" "Third Big Brother!" "Calling military base, we have suffered a fierce attack." "Send reinforcements!" "Send reinforcements!" "Stand up." "Stand up!" "Stand up quickly!" "Stand up quickly!" "What are you doing?" "Coach, they are lawless." "Why didn't you stop them?" "I'm the referee." "I don't stop them." "What's the meaning of this?" "Do you want us to sacrifice ourselves?" "You!" "Out!" "Are you nuts?" "This is a test." "If you guys can't pass it, there's no way you can play soccer!" "We're just playing soccer." "We're not fighting a war." "A real soccer game is a war." "Surrender!" "I surrender!" "I surrender!" "If you were brave enough to challenge me to play soccer, why do you now surrender?" "Do you play to lose?" "I can't stand for it anymore." "My bone seems broken." "I'm pathetic!" "Please let me go to see a doctor!" "Put it on your head!" "You see." "You look like a dog." "Do you have any self-respect?" "I don't want to see you." "Put it on your head quickly and go and see a doctor." "Yes, I'm a dog." "I don't have any self-respect." "First Big Brother is coming back." "What?" "They have returned." " Do we still have any weapons?" " No more!" "The final attack!" "Oh, my God!" "I missed." "Help!" "Thank you!" "Our kung fu strength has returned." "Thanks for coming back!" "Thank you!" "Don't be like this." "I'm the one who needs to thank all you guys." "Oh, my God!" "I'm going to be rich!" "Thank you!" "We'vee failed." "Please give us an opportunity to join your team!" "Please!" "Please, give us a chance." "That's a lot of research." "The Evil Tem will be the world champions." "Who?" "The lame?" " Why not?" " I'm sorry." "I've played soccer for many years," " you want to stop me?" " The person in charge is not here yet." "Golden Leg!" "What are you doing?" " Hung!" " Hung, he..." "Okay..." "Hung, my team wants to sign up for the soccer game!" "It's an open competition, everyone has the right to sign up." "You're wrong." "I'm the chairman." "I've the right to decide who can sign up." " Do you understand?" " Yes." "What's the name of your team?" "Come on!" "This is Hung." "Hung!" "This is a rare soccer team!" "I really want to watch them playing soccer." "What's the name again?" "This is Shaolin..." "OK..." "Go and sign up quickly." "I really want to watch them." "If you want, I can pay your application fee." "Thank you!" "It's okay!" "You, the lame, are my brother." "My shoe is dirty again." "White shoes are easy to get dirty." "So..." "I can help you to clean it up!" "I'm good at cleaning." "Let me try!" "This is my duty!" "Hey!" "Let me try!" "Hi!" "What are you doing?" "Who are you?" "Where do we go?" "Why are you so quiet?" "I need to go home." "I've waiting for a long time." "I'm sorry." "Please, wait a moment." "Try this." "No." "I just want to see the quality of it." "Touch it." "I'll make it dirty." " No problem." "Go ahead." " No..." " Touch it." " No." " How about that?" " So smooth." " I promise I'll buy one for you." " I've touched it already." "That's enough." "Tomorrow, I'm going to play soccer." "Really?" "I must become a famous star player." "But if you didn't help me to repair them..." "I would never have played soccer." "You know, you're so important to me." "Tell me what you want." "I can afford it very soon." "If you become rich and famous, please buy me sneakers." "No problem!" "You should have confidence." "Actually, you're a beautiful girl who's amazing at kung fu." "You know, you are perfect." "You shouldn't let your hair down and cover your face like this." "Come on." " Come on." "Look at me." " No..." "Look at me!" "So beautiful!" "Really?" "Yes, of course." "Is it a fly?" "Yes." "But I didn't catch it." "Have you caught it?" "I have." "I'm sorry." "I made your hand dirty." "No problem." "You know, you're the most beautiful girl." "Do you know that?" "Yes." "I do." "Thank you!" "Thanks so much!" "Do you know?" "Where to go?" "I let you bring a girl here because you promised me you'd clean the store." "Hurry up!" "If you haven't finished the work on time, I'll be in trouble." "Go home." "I'll call you later." "Okay?" "Remember!" "You should have confidence." "You're the best." "I like your shirt." "I like your socks, too." " Good change." " Very good..." "Hey, guys!" "You didn't think this would ever happen?" "Just play like you're training." "There'll be hundreds of reporters and a huge crowd." "You guys should keep smiling and let the reporters take pictures of us." "You also need to say hi and thank the crowd for their support." "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thanks for your support!" "Thank you!" "They're just cleaners." "A cleaner is also the audience." "Thank you!" "Shut up!" "The auditorium is so small and empty." "You said..." "This is just the first round." "So we should play well and get into the finals." " Great!" "Get into the finals!" " Shut up!" "Shaolin Team?" "Look at this guy!" "Look at that guy!" "What happened?" "No smoking here?" "What happened?" "It's impossible!" "Just an illusion!" "What are you doing?" "It's okay, just an illusion." "I think we should show off our real power." "Great!" "What's wrong?" "Please don't play like this!" "I really want to play soccer!" "Hung, it's your call." "I'm not scared." "It's just an illusion." "What?" "Forty nil?" "Yeah!" "Got a goal!" "Iron Head!" "Yes, we use Shaolin kung fu to play soccer." "So kung fu is great and wonderful!" " We lie low..." " And..." "I want to thank my parents and my Shaolin master." "Even though they've already passed away." "I want to thank my good friend, Mui." "Mui..." "How are you?" "Have you had dinner yet?" "Hi!" "Can I help?" "I want..." "I understand." "Let me take care of you!" "Would you mind showing us kung fu?" "Yes, of course, Sixth Small Brother." "1, 2, 3!" "Great!" "Can you show us one more?" " Sure!" " Big Brother, one more please." "Take it easy!" "My Brothers, today we say goodbye to our old sneakers." "Don't throw anything here!" "Sorry..." "Mui?" "What's up?" "I can't believe you are that kind of person." "What is it?" "I know what you are doing." "What?" "You are bad." "You can't frighten me." "I'm not afraid of ghosts." "What do you mean?" "Nothing." "It's for you." "I think..." "I think i'm a little bit different." "Truly." "You've confidence now." "I want to tell you something." "What's up?" "I like you!" "I like you, too!" "Is this love?" "You..." "You're kidding." "No." "I'm serious." "Absolutely not." "This is not love." "We're friends forever..." "Don't you think it's good for us?" "Okay!" "It's fine." "So you'll come to see me often?" "If your shoes are broken, I'll help you to repair them again." "No, thanks." "If my shoes are broken, I must throw them away." "We should look forward to the future." "I'll never wear any broken shoes." "Don't be like this." "What's wrong?" "You're crying?" "Don't do this." "I understand." "Thank you!" "Come here!" " Mui, you look very nice today." " Cheers!" "After winning this round, we'll go to the finals." "Go to the finals!" "But we can't look down at our opponent!" "Look down at our opponent!" "We're a really strong team." "I won't let you get into the finals." "Oh, my God!" "How come?" "It's the special effects?" "Good morning, Hung!" "Good morning!" "Come here!" "You're a lucky guy." "You're so lucky to get this great team." "Thank you." "Actually, Iron Head and Iron Shirt are like street performers." "It's amusing for your guys to use kung fu to play soccer and then to reach the finals." "You did a good job." "Don't waste our time!" "Give up on the finals and join my Evil Team!" "It's not a dishonour check." "You can get the money before signing up with me." "It's a lots of money." "Probably, I can break my left leg and then retire." "Sure!" "We're brothers." "Thank you." "But I think I can't take it." "What?" "Don't you think I'm afraid of you?" "I think your team has great potential." "So maybe we can join together." "Don't be so easily upset." "Think about your future." "Forget the hostility." "Okay?" "Hung, I didn't keep the hostility in mind." "I know, it was all my fault." "I can't blame anyone." "You're lying!" "I know you so well." "You're so greedy!" "You're right!" "I'm very greedy." "My team is greedy, too." "But we've not got an insatiable greed for money." "We've an insatiable greed for the championship." "See you on the soccer field." "Wait!" "Wait for a moment!" "Thank you!" "Mui!" "She died!" "How come?" "I killed her!" "Oh, no!" "Mui is the master-hand of Tai Chi." "She's been treated unjustly!" "What do you want?" "Revenge!" "Don't be silly!" "It's just a joke!" "She's still alive." "She just doesn't work here." "Why?" "You know, my stall is well-known for sweet steamed bread." "But now the steamed bread... she makes has become salty and bitter." "She's ruined my business." "I didn't have any choice." "Salty and bitter?" "Yes." "What's your name?" "Can I help?" "No, thanks." "It's time to go!" "Boss, how many goals do you expect to score today?" "Goals are not the only way to win." "I've a great idea to help us win." "Impossible." "I hadn't imagined how wonderful American drugs could be!" "Actually the referee, linesman, soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee... all stand by me." "How can they fight with me?" "No problem!" " Great!" " Fit!" "Wonderful!" "Throw-in?" "He did it on purpose." "How could you judge to be throw-in?" "Hung, are you fighting or playing soccer?" "Fighting." "So what?" "I should break all your guys' legs and make you all cripples." "Cripples!" "Cripples!" "Cripples!" "How are you going to fight me?" "I'm sorry." "I should take a break." "It's okay." "You just physically leave us, but your spirits will stay in our minds forever." "Bend over!" "It's my turn." "Sixth Small Brother!" "What's wrong?" "Why didn't you stop it?" "All your guys are badly injured after the first half." "How can you play the second one?" "Go home!" "There's no way your guys can play the second half!" "Not interested!" "Maybe I can go down and dance for a show." "No!" "It's not your turn." "It's mine!" "Bullshit!" "Get out!" "You guys don't want to play anymore!" "Who did it?" "Anyone see it?" "Hit my face, if you're brave enough!" "Rub gently." "I can't believe it, they're much more lawless than me." "I can't believe that... my reputation is ruined." "I've knew that they'd do something to us, but I didn't imagine they'd be so cruel." "The Evil Team is not so terrific." "They must take pills or have injections." "Call the police!" "Anyway, we should try our best to keep going." "We'll get the win!" "My house is on fire, I need to go!" "I'm sorry." "My wife is giving birth right now." "I should go home to take care of her." "Can you ask her to wait until the end of the game?" "You can't give up!" "They're not playing soccer." "They're killing us!" "I beg you." "Please don't leave us!" "I beg you back." "Please let me go!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Yes, he's right!" "We should keep going." "Now, we just have eight players." "If there is one more injury, we'll fail." "We must try our best to fight for the killer kick." "How come?" "If you fight for one killer kick, I'll fight for three." "What are you talking about?" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Shut up!" "I'm not sure if I can fight for it." "Shaolin Lou Han Array!" "Array?" "Can't stand for a single shot!" " Are you okay?" " I'm fine!" "Chun!" " Tin?" " Yes." "I've kept a secret in my mind for many years, but I really want to tell you at this moment." "Chun, I love you!" "Do you think we're that cruel?" " I don't think so!" " Really?" "So we can be harsher." "Brothers!" "Go!" "What?" "Be careful!" "Watch out!" "Shit!" "Hurry up!" "Don't pretend to be injured!" "You're so smart!" "I'm fine." "Time is almost up!" "Use the final attack!" "Final attack?" "It's useless for you guys to stall for time." "Win!" "Shaolin Team." "Now, you only have seven players." "If you don't have any substitute players," "I'll stop the game... and announce that the game's over." "Any substitute players?" " Congratulations." " Thank you." "My turn!" "I'm the substitute player." "I'm the goalkeeper." "Why did you dress up as E.T.?" "I don't know how to cut my hair, so it's easier for me to shave it." "For what?" "I want to help you." "How can you do that?" "Go back to Mars," "Earth is so dangerous." "I really want to help you." "Trust me!" "Let me try!" " No way!" " You see, your shoes were broken." "Put these on." "The opposite end." "Go!" "Great!" "Watch out!" "What happened?" "What happened?" "Boss, watch out?" "Damn it!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Shaolin win the championship!" "Evil team uses drugs and receive a permanent suspension." "Leader Hung was sentenced to 5 years in jail." "Wait!" "Stop it!"