"Bye!" "All prisoners, lights out!" "Cell check 750." "Hamsterviel present." "Confirm." "I am never to be secured." "Dr Hamster-wheel, detention-code override sequence activated," "Hamsterviel!" "Viel!" "You oh-so-silly computer voice." "Contact Gantu." "We're losing power!" "We're losing power!" "Another hit!" "Force shields down!" "Reroute all power to aft weapons!" "Gantu!" "Dr Hamsterviel!" "I was just practising my tactical manoeuvres." "I do not care about your plastic amusements!" "It is your failures at capturing my experiments that sickens me to the bone," "But, sir, it's not my fault." "It's that abomination 626 and the young female Earth form." "Silence!" "You are good for nothing but the pathetic excuses," "That is why I am giving your job to someone infinitely more competent," "More competent?" "But I..." "Have failed me, Gantu!" "As of this moment, you are fired!" "But you can't fire me." "Ouch." "Hurts to be you." "Listen, a word of advice." "Before you go looking for a new job, put on some pants." "Lilo?" "!" "Nani-saurus Rex is on the rampage again." "Look at these bills." "Twenty bucks to fix the window Stitch broke." "Sixty for a new door for the refrigerator." "Two hundred for Mr Kuakini's broken gas grill?" "It was an emergency gas-grilling situation." "And we caught the Experiment!" "That's great, honey, but it's not gonna pay these bills." "And that means no hula lessons this month." "But I need my hula lessons." "For self-esteem, personal growth and development." " See, I..." " Oh, no, he even broke..." "My hula trophy." "OK." "That does it!" "I have had it up to here with the little blue wrecking ball." "Here." ""The Shining Path of Puppyhood:" "Turning Your Bad Dog Good with the Ancient Wisdom of the East, "" "Dog training?" "It's a new approach, using some old techniques." "The book says, "When the shining path of goodness eludes your puppy, spray him with the water bottle of karmic cleansing. "" "Good luck." "Stitch, you need to play like a good doggy for a little while, just so Nani can see that you know how to be good." "This is really important." "Will you do it for me?" "Because I love you." "OK, OK." "Stitch good." "Very good." ""Your puppy must learn to walk gently on the path of goodness. "" "This is rice paper, the most delicate paper in the world." "All you have to do is walk across it, without tearing it." ""The path of goodness has twists and turns, but your puppy must persevere. "" "Find your way out of the maze, but don't lose your cool." "Stitch is having a hard time finding the delicate lotus of his doggy nature." "He just likes breaking stuff." "Expensive stuff." "Do not to be worrying." "When my invention is complete, ohana will be swimming in monies." "We can pay for any destruction 626 can be making." "And when my money-making project is finished, we won't need your invention!" " Let me see." " Oh, no!" "No one looks until the official unveiling." "But believe me, it's stunning." "A sure-fire money-making juggernaut that will have our ohana positively swimming in cash, enjoying a lifestyle of leisure, luxury, and don't I look terrific in this beret?" " Yeah, you kind of do." " Must admit, is very fetching." "Now, Mr Gantu, what skills can you bring to a job?" "Well, I am qualified in 16 different weapons categories, licensed to pilot nebula-class warships, including ones with the new quantum displacement drives." "OK." "Can you type?" "Blitznak." "And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, the money-making miracle of the ages!" " Lemonade!" " That's it?" "That's your big idea?" "A lemonade stand?" "Lemonade stands appear in all your Earth cartoons and every situation comedy ever written." "It's brilliant!" "Cliché, but brilliant!" "So, what do you think?" "Lilo?" "Here's your Subwich Island special." " Avast!" "Speak it proper, says I." " What?" "OK, dude, you're supposed to talk like a pirate." "It's part of the job." "Aye-aye, Captain Breadbeard." "Ahoy, matey, sandwich ho." "Thar be a special with extra chedd-arr." "You call this a sandwich?" "This isn't a meal, this is a mistake!" "Captain, keelhaul this lubber!" "Ye customer's always right." "Time for thee to walk the plank into the briny deep of unemployment." "Blitznak!" "No matter what I do, Stitch keeps breaking things." "Sometimes people cannot change, and is even more difficult for formerly evil genetic experiment." "If he doesn't change, Nani says we can't afford to keep him." "Do you need money?" "Do you have firsthand experience with extraterrestrials?" "Then contact Professor Gunther Freem," "He'll pay cash on the dollar for proof of aliens from outer space," "Meega alien!" "Don't delay, get your cash today!" "Offer not valid in some galaxies, "Freem" is "meerf" spelled backwards," "Yeah." "OK, Stitch, practise time." "Stitch?" "Stitch?" "Stitch, where are you?" "I can't find Stitch anywhere." "626 is probably taking a nap, or hiding from little girl's spray bottle and sulking like baby." "Oh, no." "I've squirted him out of the only ohana he's ever known." "Pleakley, have you seen Stitch?" "Nope, but I've seen lots of paying customers." "Earth people offer the most fascinating types of currency, too." "I've made 20 marbles, a coconut, one hubcap, some movie stubs, an oyster shell and a used tiki torch!" "He has never been good with monies, but not to worry, money is coming." "I'm not worried about the money." "I'm worried about Stitch." " Yes, yes?" "I'm a busy man." " Meega alien!" "You're no alien!" "You're some sort of mutant koala." "Outstanding!" "You'll get your money soon." "I just need to run a few tests to make certain you're a genuine alien." "First, we'll see if you're bulletproof." "Outstanding!" "Now, let's see if you can think like a supercomputer." "Fantastic, but can you lift objects three thousand times your weight?" "And now, the final test." "Your original purpose was to destroy cities, no?" "Well, getting you to change your behaviour will be harder than I expected." "I am well aware of your strength, 626." "Once I restore your original destructive programming, all will fear the name of Dr Jacques Von Hamsterviel!" "Hairball!" "At last, evil genius project is ready." "I call it the Instant Monies Maker Machine." "It makes money?" "Yeah, all the monies you could be wanting." "No more trouble with the bills." "Cool, but I wish your machine could tell me why Stitch left or where he is." "Are you a space alien?" "Do you need money?" "Then come see Professor Gunther Freem," "Professor Freem offers big bucks for tiny aliens," "Don't delay, bring in your little green man today!" "That's where Stitch must be." "I know scientists." "We like taking things apart, especially genius experiments." "What?" "We've got to save Stitch before he gets taken apart!" " Come on, Pleakley." " We are rescuing 626!" " But I just made a fresh batch." " It'll keep." "OK, but this is gonna cut into my profits." "Money doesn't just make itself, you know." "I hope you are comfortable, 626." "I have invented a way to reverse the polarity in your little meaty-meat brain." "In a matter of moments, your original destructive programming will return." "With you at my side, I will gather up your cousins and then wreak havoc on the galaxy, with an army of nasty naughtiness!" "Oh, it's times like these when I feel 10 inches tall!" "And how are we feeling now?" "I knew you could not remain a goody-four-paws forever!" "What is distracting me with a distraction?" "Hello, I'm here about the ad for aliens." "I'm an alien." "You're a fired alien, that's what you are!" "Fired?" "What?" "How would you..." "Dr Hamsterviel!" "You're supposed to be in prison." "Three-day furlough." "Just enough time to hire a new assistant!" " The abomination!" " Yes." "With 626's destructive programming in place, he will help me capture the other experiments!" " You will not!" "Goodbye." " But..." "Give me that." "I recycle!" "Are you ready to be a very bad boy?" "Now, let's get naughty!" "More interruptions!" "Right when I was having a naughty moment!" "Yes, what is it?" "I'm a busy..." "I mean, hello, welcomed guests." "I think you have my dog." "I want him back." "Why, of course, come right in." "I'm sure he can't wait to see you." "Some days it just pays to be evil." "Now, my dear, you say that I have your dog?" "In fact, I believe he's waiting for you." "Stitch!" "I was so worried about you." "Even though you break things, I know you're still good." "Please, come home." "One moment, please." "Evil genius needs to be checking if the puppy to make sure he is still in one piece." " This not looking good." " No, Stitch would never hurt us." "News flash for the little Hawaiian girl." "You're wrong!" "That's exactly what 626 is programmed for, destruction." "Hey, wait a minute." "You called him 626." "How could you possibly know that unless..." "You're no kindly scientist." "You are..." "Yes!" "It is I..." "Why won't this open?" "!" "Excuse me for a moment." "Never mind." "Yes!" "It is I, Jacques Von Hamsterviel!" "The most evil rodent in the galaxy..." "Is living in that man's ear!" "Run for your lives!" "Ear gerbil!" "That's hamster!" "Hamster!" "Stop him!" "I do not think 626 wants us to be leaving." "Unemployment is thirsty work." "Good thing I found this unmanned citric extraction depot." "What in the great galaxy is this?" "Earth currency!" "My troubles are over!" "You see that I have restored 626's original destructive programming!" "No!" "Stitch knows not to be destructive." "He's good." "Oh, you are so wrong, like a wrong thing that is mistaken!" "626 will destroy whatever I tell him to!" "626, destroy them!" "Yeah!" "We're gonna be smashed!" "Run!" "No, Stitch." "You know how to behave." "I know you don't want to hurt us, just like I don't want to hurt you." "I know that you're good." "Now show everyone else." "Will you do it for me?" "Because I love you." "What are you waiting for?" "Smash them!" "Smash them!" "Stitch good?" "Very good." "Even without the water bottle of karmic cleansing." "I think I bit both my tongues." "This is unacceptable!" "No one outsmarts the great Dr Jacques Von Hamsterviel!" "Today is the day for your smarts to being outed." "So you think." "But I will be having the last of the laughs!" "No, back, you rabid hedgehog!" "Back, I say!" "Bad mousy." "Dr Hamsterviel, I've got a few things to get off my chest!" "With this machine, I'll have all the cash I'll need so you can't kick me around anymore!" "Gantu, you swollen sea-slug, I am hiring you back!" "As if I would even..." "You!" "Hey!" "That is my ingenious money machine!" "Quick!" "Over here, if you want the job." "I will double your pay." "Triple!" "Stitch, this is one time it's OK for you to be destructive." "I'll take the job." "Hey, hey!" "What's going on?" "I am thinking we should proceed quickly and orderly to nearest exit." "You have not seen the last of Jacques Von Hamster..." "Drat these hairballs!" "You fixed it." "I think it looks better this way." "Lilo, I'm home!" "Stitch fixed my hula trophy, and this time he used real glue." "Why, thank you, Stitch." "Looks like that Zen of dog training really paid off." "Not really." "He found the path of goodness, all by himself." "What happened?" "The path kind of went through the living room." "We had a little trouble finding the glue."