"Yes, dear ladies and gentlemen, in this grey month of november, there have actually been a few bright moments for example the re-election of Mr. Obama" "Please, i dont want to hype this," "I am honest, I was a little surprised with this election." "Because the Wall Street, financial Industries and banks were all-in on Romney." "They practically blew him away with billions in campaign contributions" "Well, and it almost worked." "But then along came the Hurricane Sandy a natural desaster ...which Mr. Steinbrück [German Politican] probably hopes for as well..." "And i think it is interesting to see, one day after the US-Election, the stock prices of american big banks really plunged down into the cellar" "Goldman Sachs alone has lost 6,6% and then i thought yes, super, this is finally showing that it is not just all about the big money!" "and then i asked myself:" "Is this the beginning of a new Era?" "But, before you get caught up in this idea." "I want to demonstrate to you that there is no cause for optimism, and that a bank like goldman sachs really can give a s!" "@# on who is the particular president at any time because they have enought people anyways" "Now take a look..." "Goldman Sachs, Big Winner during the Crisis, and once again with a billions worth of quarterly profit" "The US-Boss of Goldman Sachs is..." "Lloyd Blankfein." "A man raised in the Bronx, hence he knows how to polish a few faces." "The German Boss of Goldman Sachs." "Its Alexander Dibelius." "And the Head of the International Business with Goldman Sachs is the irishman Peter Sutherland." "Irishman, formerly EU-Commissioner, and member of the Trilateral Council" "The Trilateral Council, i have to explain this at this point..." "The Trilateral Council is a small, very distinguished, private political consulting company in washington" "There you have 300-400 people sitting around, wielding very much power." "Here you find, in the Trilateral Council, people such as..." "Lukas Papademos, we remember him as the greek transitional Prime Minister." "Or here, Trilateral Council member until recently:" "Italian Prime Minister Mario Monti" "What else do Monti and Papademos have in Common?" "Right!" "Both have been with Goldman Sachs." "Also present in the Trilateral Commission:" "Paul Wolfowitz." "Paul Wolfowitz used to be the Boss over at the World Bank." "He had to retreat from his cushy position because his protege was also his girlfriend." "He used to offer her cozy positions and extra benefits, had to resign and his successor was..." "Robert Zoelick" "And before this Zoelick was where?" "Right!" "With Goldman Sachs." "Zoelick, by the way never to be confused with the Chariman of the German Bishop's Conference" "Robert Zollitsch" "Umm, Robert Zollitsch" "Robert Zollitsch actually has absolutely no place on this wall, but lets keep him there you never know..." "Furthermore, i just notice something...." "Sutherland is not only chairman with Goldman Sachs International and member of the Trilateral Council." "He is also consulting the Administration of the Patrimony of the Apostolic." "And Where do we find this Administration of the Patrimony of the Apostolic?" "In Rome!" "And who is always hanging around there?" "Zollitsch!" "I Have You Now!" "Goldman Sachs" "Goldman Sachs has some more of their livestock running around selling themselves in the red light district of power." "For example:" "Petros Christodulou, formerly Goldman Sachs, now Head of the Greek Debtor's Agency" "Or Charles Henry De Croisset. 7 Long years with Goldman Sachs and what is the frenchman doing today?" "He heads the french financial regulatory agency" "Or Philip D Murphy." "He was 7, no 23 years with Goldman Sachs." "And Today?" "US-Ambassador in Berlin." "Philip D. Murphy, also member of "Atlantik-Brücke" [Atlantic Bridge]" "The Atlantic Bridge, i think i have to explain this. very short." "The Atlantic Bridge is a kind of Elite-Network." "Here you find politicians, financial rascals, journalists" "Yes, they think about the future!" "A Denkfabrik [Think Tank]" "And they care about the young politicians." "They grant sponsorships, young-leadership programmes." "Among the benefactors of these sponsorhips are:" "Cem Özdemir [German Green Party]" "Or Julia Klöckner [Cristian Conservative Party]" "The Atlantic Bridge also helped, and you wont believe it:" "zu Gutenberg, Christian Wulff, Silvana Koch Merin, you want to laugh so hard you have to p!" "*# your pants!" "[All mentioned politicians had to resign in disgrace]" "Now, another Member of the Atlantic Bridge, Goldman Sachs German Head Alexander Dibelius" "And as well, our esteemed Chancellor Angela Merkel." "She is directly consulting with Alexander Dibelius of Goldman Sachs anyways." "And now who do we have here?" "Ah Yes, Robert Rubin!" "Used to be secretary of treasury under Bill Clinton, and where did he come from?" "..." "You are right, Goldman Sachs." "And what is Robert Rubin doing today?" "He is consulting Timothy Geithner, acting US Trerasury Sec, although only until January." "Then he doesnt want to continue and what will he be doing then..." "I dont know..." "But if i had to guess i would say Goldman Sachs" "Geithner has never been with Goldman Sachs before, thats why his closest co-worker is Mark Petterson." "Where o where has Mark Petterson been before?" "Goldman Sachs." "Timothy Geithner was by the way formerly member of the Trilateral Council and the Council on Foreign Relations." "The Council on Foreign Relations." "I think i have to explain this to you. very very short." "The Council on Foreign Relations is one of the most powerful Think Tanks in the world." "Over there you find 3000-4000 really powerful über-chieftains." "And they think all the time!" "They think about the future!" "This costs a lot of money." "And where does this money come from?" "Where does it come from?" "Yes, where does it come from?" "Among others:" "Goldman Sachs" "Member of the Council on foreign relations is also:" "Hendry Paulson" "He used to be US Treasury Sec under George W. Bush" "And where was he before that?" "He was with the Sparkasse Lüdenscheid [small bank in backwater town]" "Nooo...." "Just a Joke!" "Where has Paulson been before?" "Of course!" "He was the uppermost big boss of Goldman Sachs!" "And he has a very good network with E. Gerald Corrigan." "Corrigan used to be the President of the US Central Bank FED." "And what is he up to now?" "He is with Goldman Sachs, member of the Council on Foreign Relations, and the Group of Thirty" "The Group of Thirty." "I will have to explain this to you. very quickly!" "It is, well a..." "Umm..." "A Lobby-Club of the Financial Mafia, here we find Corrigan" "And who else do we find in the Group of Thirty?" "Mario Draghi [President EU Central Bank]" "And where has Mario Draghi been?" "With Goldman Sachs?" "And What is he doing now?" "He is the Boss of the ECB!" "And who else used to be at the ECB?" "My Würzburgian Countyfellow Ottmar Issing, he was the chief economist." "And our chancellors consultant." "And now he is Goldman Sachs' consultant." "And this is why Issing has a good Network..." "With Jean Claude Trichet, here you see the connection, Draghi's predecessor" "And What does Trichet do now?" "He is in the Group of Thirty ... and the Trilateral Council . . and thats why he knows Papademos  and Mario Monti..." "They all know each other!" "... ... And he was in Rome!" "In Rome!" "..." "This cannot be!" "This cannot beeee!" " calm down, keep calm" " you have done this very good, Herr Doktor" " very nice!" " almost perfect... yes, yes." "But why _almost_ perfect?" " Oh there are a few tiny minuscule errors, if i may say so as your public relations guide" "What errors?" "Where Where?" " Where?" "Robert Zoellick is also member of the Trilateral Council and in the Group of Thirty!" "Well, yes you smarta+#." "I know that too!" " Why didnt you put it on here then?" "Well, that would have been confusing." "Subs by Meranjo"