"So, Karunesh invited his girlfriend over" "I told him to use the lower bed frame of the bunk bed and I'll use the upper one" "You enjoy your privacy" "He agreed" "But Mohanti made an MMS clip of them in the night" "And forwarded the clip to me" "He became upset in the morning and started yelling at me" "It wasn't even my fault" "Listen Rastogi!" "Have you heard of Ronald Wayne?" "Who?" "Ronald Wayne, ever heard of him?" "Was he Batman's father?" "He was an entrepreneur 40 years ago he started a company with his 2 friends" "Today that company is worth billions of dollars" "But Nobody knows him" "Do you know what is the name of that company?" "What?" "Apple" "Everyone knows who Steve Jobs was" "Many people might know about Steve Wozniak too" "But no one ever remembers the name of the 3rd guy" "And look I'm the 4th guy" "Yogi said something?" "Don't be antsy about what Yogi said, He is probably annoyed with his hairfall" "What could he even say?" "I'll whoop his sorry ass someday, He hasn't seen my livid side yet" "But Jeetu?" "I told him on the phone last week that its a bank holiday on the 1st of next month" "Following with a weekend" "So his salary would be 3,4 days overdue" "He disconnected the phone halfway" "How rude!" "Do you know what Naveen said when I told him about this?" "I'm busy Mandal I'll talk to you later" "Go make some tea for me" "Is this a way to talk to a CMO?" "Not at all" "Sometimes it feels like that I'm nothing, Rastogi" "I mean" "Naveen gives presentations" "Jeetu does coding" "Yogi gets to meet with vendors" "No one gives me any work to do" "I think I'm a zero" "Don't fret over these stupid little things" "Look at me, I've been fighting for 14 years" "Look at you, who is gonna bag seed funding in just 6 months" "From none other than Plutus atlantic" "You're only left with the partner meeting now" "Then everyone will acknowledge your reputation in the market" "I don't need any respect from the market, Rastogi" "I just want my 3 friends to respect me" "Then show them your dedication" "Give your blood, sweat and tears to this startup" "Go the extra mile and they'll start respecting you" "How else am I going to show them dedication?" "I am the one who works his ass off for Jeetu 5 days a week" "I get exhausted by the evening but I still cook dinner for Yogi and Naveen" "I go around all day with this pen drive clinging to me" "If this isn't enough dedication then I don't know what is" "What's with this pen drive?" "All the company's secrets" "Everything important to the company is in this pen drive" "This is what will make our company big" "I update it after every meeting" "I was in New York last year, got it from there for $5" "But I'm sure that this same device will get us 5 Billion dollars one day" "Why don't you drink this?" "huh?" "Yeah Chill out!" "No no no no" "I will drink only beer..." "I have a digestion problem with these inferior quality drinks" "Drink up, there's nothing wrong with it" "This is Rastogi's special" "This is what we were selling in our 6th startup venture" "Colombo Tsunami" "The title is a little insensitive" "Otherwise Tiger Global would've been onboard just like that" "Just for you, I'll have one sip" "Okay, two" "Jeetu's wife is so hot man" "Really?" "And so cultured" "I don't know where my mom finds these dumb bimbos and insists me to meet them" "I once asked a girl, "What do you like about Avatar?"" "She said, "Rajesh Khanna(*Actor in Avtaar) is so cute"" "I mean what the fuck girls?" "Sorry, I'll be back in 2 minutes, Nature's call" "Come back in a jiffy" "You have to pay the bill" "Of course, I had a good time" "Thank you!" "No no, thank you" "If they ask you about the salary, tell them to give you a minute to think" "Tell the HR that you'll manage your own transportation" "They'll be as pleased as punch" "Guys, Uber is booked Cab will be here in Five" "Hurry-up Naveen!" "We have to double check" "If it weren't for my VP promotion, I wouldn't be fighting for you" "I'm doing this because your product is promising" "Stop yammering, I've been ready since last night" "I even slept wearing the tie" "Jeetu, come along now" "Hold on a minute" "Check in the closet drawer, there must be a white carry bag" "Yes the one with Kalyani sari" "You'll find your certificate, passport, checkbook and every document in it." "What is he up to?" "Soumya is interviewing for a job today" "He's been blabbering about his postmodern post-marriage love story for 2 hours" "Hey Yogi!" "Have you seen my pen drive?" "Which one?" "The same with..." "Yogi has already taken 2 or 3 backups of the presentation" "Oh hello!" "Six backups" "No its not here" "Mandal, sit your ass down" "Mandal, sit down there" "What are you doing?" "Naveen, what the hell is going on?" "Naveen, come along What are you even doing here?" "I could only sleep for 4 hours, At least let me wash my face" "We're finally getting the funding today" "My luck is shining and so should my face, No?" "You guys are taking this meeting very lightly" "I'm telling you since day 1 everyone in the firm is liking your idea but this has nothing to do with seed funding" "All that matters is whether Bhardwaj likes it or not" "We've just 30 minutes left, Come along now come on come on" "You guys are so tardy Turn it off" "Alright I'm sitting down" "No no get up" "Just be punctual, Temples can wait" "Jeetu!" "Alright I'm hanging up" "Hey listen, breakfast is in the fridge Eat properly, Okay?" "Oh and have some sweet yoghurt, it'll bring you good luck" "All the best" "Wish her good luck for me" "Naveen wishes you all the best" "Wish her for me too" "Just say it simultaneously and be done with it guys" "No its nothing, Puneet wishes you all the best." "I'll talk to you later" "Sorry" "Do you guys know that Ideally I shouldn't even be here" "Why did I come here?" "The most important..." "With whom are you guys meeting?" "Ankit Bhardwaj, senior partner Plutus Atlantic" "Do you guys have any idea who is he?" "He's known as Midas Bhardwaj in the VC circles" "Is it Midas or Midaas?" "Shut up you benighted fool" "He has 17 multi million dollar companies in his portfolio and zero in his anti portfolio" "What's anti portfolio?" "What is investor's portfolio?" "The companies he chose to fund and they became successful" "Then what is its ANTI?" "The companies he chose not to fund and yet they became successful" "Exactly" "Bhardwaj doesn't have any header of anti-portfolio in his profile" "Now if he rejects your idea today then mark my words no one will give a flying fuck to your idea in Bombay or Bangalore" "Now you don't want to go to Delhi and I don't want to remain as an analyst forever" "So let's focus on it together, Okay?" "Those 30 minutes inside that room can take your lives in two completely opposite direction" "You have an impressive product and you did a lot of elbow grease on it" "This is what it boils down to" "And don't forget to lick his balls the minute you enter there" "Alright guys, cab is here Let's leave" "Naveen, button your shirt to the neck" "Mandal" " I couldn't find it" "Puneet" " Guys hurry up!" "Jeetu" " Let me put on my shoes" "Jeetu" " Mandal did you wear my socks again?" "Mandal" " No, I'm wearing my own" "Jeetu, your demo is ready?" "What about FB login?" "Oh, not yet" "I'll do it in the cab" "Yeah okay" "Should I wear a tie?" "You can wear boxers in their let alone tie" "Ankit, Naveen and team" "Sir, I saw your TED Talk it was very thought provoking" "Which one?" "California or Vancouver?" "Both of them" "Really?" "Vancouver is next month" "Puneet, you want anything?" "I'm sorry guys but..." "No no its okay feel free" "Missed the breakfast, now my wife is making me eat oats as a punishment" "You guys are married?" "Only me sir" "Oh, so girlfriends?" "Sir, Naveen has one" "So Ankit, should we start the presentation?" "Naveen" "Uh no wait a second" "Hold on for a minute" "Guys on my way back from bangalore today" "And I must say the idea has lot of potential" "The targets that you guys have mentioned are quite realistic and achievable" "And the revenue model is also very impressive" "Thank you sir" "BUT..." "And I say the BUT in capital letters" "Couple of days back, few guys presented me the exact same idea with the exact same targets and the exact same revenue models" "Now I'm not sure how this has happened" "Hold on a minute, Ankit" "I've been with these guys for last 3,4 weeks now I'm pretty convinced that its their original idea..." "I don't think they have stolen it or.." "No no I'm not accusing anybody" "Even for me this is a unique situation" "But two teams with exactly the same idea.." "can't just be a coincidence" "But we have this idea since college..." "But Ankit we've been on this since college" "If you want I can also show you our chat and conversation over mail" "We've been planning this for 3 years" "Guys guys I'm not a detective" "I'm an investor" "And the same product has been pitched to me twice by 2 different teams" "Sir, I mean can you disclose their names?" "Well..." "I can't reveal their names at this point of time" "And..." "This changes few things for you guys" "Let me explain you how the investment process really works" "So, in this sea of unknown" "You guys are sitting here on this island" "Comfortably with your idea" "Let's call this island.." "Comfort zone" "And I'm here on this island" "Where magic happens" "This is where big companies are formed" "Now you guys have to reach here" "There are 2 options" "One.." "You step out of your comfort zone and start swimming" "You'll have to face the waves of uncertainty, the tides of sacrifice" "The unpredictable climate change of destiny" "And..." "I'm not sure if you're gonna make it to there" "But luckily for you guys, there's another option" "I have a boat named as $$ money" "I can send this boat to you guys" "You can hop into that boat and can easily make it to this island" "But herein lies the problem" "A replica of your island is at this end of the sea" "And I can send my boat in only one direction" "But sir shouldn't we get the investment since its our original idea?" "But guys.." "Because I own the boat" "Only I can make that choice" "And as unfortunate as it may sound" "The ball right now is.." "I know its confidential, that's why I called you" "Your promotion's on stake?" "I'll call you later then." "Okay bye" "Guys, thing is that Bhardwaj is not gonna disclose the names" "And Bangalore team is also uncommunicative" "Realistically its tough to get the names" "Puneet, can you work something out?" "I'm trying but there's another problem" "Bhardwaj is leaving for Dubai day after tomorrow" "What then?" "I'll sort it out in a 2nd meeting tomorrow, Don't worry I have some contacts" "I'll call them and get back to you" "Shit man" "Are you sure that Puneet didn't leak our idea?" "No no his own promotion is on stake, he didn't do it" "What's the matter Shreya?" "You know I have a meeting today" "Then why are you calling me over and over?" "I'm facing a huge problem here, I can't come right now" "But at least tell me what's the matter?" "Alright I'm coming, Yeah I'll be there" "Guys I'll be back in 20, Call me if Puneet comes up with anything" "We should make a list of probable suspects" "Would that help?" "I have a lot of experience with larceny" "When I was in MBA 1st year, someone used to steal my water bucket on alternate days" "So I formed a list and applied base theorem, Turned out culprit was from my wing" "I have a hunch its somebody we know" "Mandal, where's your pen drive?" "I don't know, couldn't find it" "I met Rastogi last weekend, since then its..." "FUCK!" "Each and every demo and templates were in it" "Call that Rastogi now" "Call him you moron" "I'm sorry" "Put it on speaker" "He's in Bangalore, That's where he pitched our idea" "Shit, do we have to go to Bangalore now?" "Wanna go to Bangalore motherfucker?" "Yeah Rastogi might be sitting in a coffee shop, jerking off to your name" "Please don't talk to me like that" "I'll beat your ass you cunt face" "All you had to do Mandal was nothing Nothing" "That's all you had to do and you shit in that too" "I've been telling Naveen since day 1 that we shouldn't include him" "I can tolerate his zero contribution But I can't put up with his negative contribution" "We would've gotten the term sheet by now" "Who gave you the right to fuck with our lives?" "Yogi, why are you speaking like that, bro?" "I'm already feeling guilty" "I didn't do it on purpose" "Yeah you can't do it on purpose, you know why?" "Because you're a cunt" "Yogi its enough Hold on a second" "You're a cunt The whole world knows that you're a cunt And you also know that you are a cunt" "Stop talking to me like that Yogi" "Yes I know I made a mistake." "But we are friends..." "Really?" "Then where are your other friends besides us?" "And why did you find Rastogi, of all people to drink beer with?" "Do you know why it was always your bucket that got stolen?" "Because you're a pussy" "You're the biggest douchebag out there" "This ordeal that we are suffering is a punishment for involving cunts like you in our team" "Okay then" "You won't have to suffer because of me again" "It was great working with you guys" "I quit" "Mandal..." "Yogi you shouldn't have..." " Mandal..." " Get lost" "Take a stand in your life just this once and don't ever come back you damn sore loser" "What are you doing Yogi?" "Shreya" "Hold on a minute Just a sec" "Aunty, can you move it?" "Who are you calling aunty?" "Madam, can you please move it?" "Come on that side" "What is this nonsense?" "you've never been so unreasonable" "I was in the middle of a meeting and you kept calling over  over" "Remember Rio?" "That job interview I had?" "Yeah, what about that?" "You rejected it." "Yes but they have new vacancies in their London office" "And they want me there ASAP" "Infact, I have to get back to them by tonight, latest." "For how long?" "I thought you were happy here?" "I am..." "Ofcourse I am, but..." "Naveen, its a dream job in a dream city" "Its like a once in a lifetime opportunity" "Have you decided then?" "I don't know" "I can't believe I have to choose between..." "My future and our future" "And I don't want to make that choice all by myself" "What can I say now, its your decision" "What would you have done if you were in my place?" "I think you should go" "Mandal's phone is switched off" "Why do you flip out so much Yogi?" "He's not gonna go anywhere, he'll be home after a couple of beers" "Yogi, He's Mandal Will you take responsibility if he did anything stupid?" "There's your asshole" "Must be Soumya, I told her to come here after the interview" "Listen, keep your trap shut, I don't want her to get in a stew" "I got it" "Interview was amazing, they are gonna send me an offer letter and I'm gonna join by next week" "Congrats Soumya..." "Congrats" "I'm sorry Yogi, I didn't see you" "No no, you guys carry on I'll be inside" "No no, its allright Actually this is for you" "What's in it?" "sweets?" "No, these are visiting cards from Vista prints, they delievered it in the morning" "Actually he told me that the quality of previous cards was quite shoddy so..." "How did the meeting go?" "It was great, presentation went pretty well Demo was amazing so.." "We pitched it well, he liked it" "Yeah meeting was great" "Did you talk to Dad?" "No" "Actually I could talk to my Dad only He was asking about you and dad" "I have a hunch that dad knows about it" "So, I think first I should talk to you and then dad" "Why?" "you should talk to dad first" "How can you married couple can tell the difference between whose dad we're talking about" "Okay, I'll talk to dad but should I say?" "Say what you always say" "I know we disagree with him but we don't disrespect him." "You should call him" "Puneet is calling" "Yeah, hi Puneet Its Yogi here" "Yeah look Yogi, I couldn't find the name directly" "But I have Bhardwaj's last week schedule right in front of me" "I have the details of all of his previous meetings" "Can you check if he had any meeting with Rastogi?" "Yeah, check for a Rastogi" "No no Rastogi with an R, yes" "There's no Rastogi here Yogi" "No Rastogi?" "Why don't you check alphabetically?" "and tell me the names starting from A" "There are almost 80 names here, I have already cross checked the list" "Either they are big companies or already funded startups" "There's only one slot left with no name but just an Email ID" "What is the Email ID?" "Some peculiar ID, yes..." "Oh fuck!" "Why did you choose this place to talk about such an important matter" "We could've gone to a restaurant" "Maybe because I wanted to walk down the aisle with you once" "Good to know, that your sense of humour is still intact" "And good to see, that your "career comes first" ideology is still intact" "Naveeeeeen!" "Please say it" "Just say it once that I love you, I can't live without you, please don't leave me" "Shreya, I love you, I can't live without you" "But please go" "We'll try and figure out something" "Like what?" "Long distance?" "You know that never works" "I might never come back" "You can't move there and I can't be here" "Let's not try to take the easy way out, okay?" "There's still time." "I'll give you a coin, make the trial room your jury room" "That is not gonna change anything" "I know you too well you know thats the problem" "You're getting very predictable you know" "You're not instigating me, please stop trying" "Listen, really?" "You're letting me go?" "me?" "You're letting this and this and these and that go?" "Do you realize how tough it is to get this combination?" "It won't be tough, it will be impossible" "But its your job You have to do it" "You know that your work is the only thing that will be here long after you're gone" "Naveen, that's just a figure of speech" "We're not Gandhi, Newton or Shakespeare" "Our work is just gonna get buried with our graves Its as simple as that" "That is not true Shreya" "Hold on a minute" "What is this?" "Your head" "What nonsense?" "Go on tell me what's this?" "Its a bottle, what else?" "Who built it?" "How would I know?" "You know when man used to live in caves 1000 years ago..." "Are you kidding me?" "We are going that back, are we?" "Yeah we are going that back Listen to me" "He would find it arduous to draw water from the rivers" "Then someone made a water container made of leaves But it wasn't durable" "Then someone noticed that exposing wet soil to direct sunlight turns it into clay" "And then someone else made a pot from that very clay" "But that wasn't durable either" "Then someone invented plastic" "And then someone else thought plastic would make a durable container" "Then someone else designed its shape, another person made it transparent" "Someone discovered the caps, and someone designed the threads of the cap" "And someone made a whole factory to manufacture bottles in which thousands of people work just to make these bottles" "Millions of people have been working for so many years, Shreya so that we can make use of these bottles" "Maybe we don't acknowledge it but there work is still here long after they're gone" "And this is just a bottle, Shreya look at your surroundings You're standing at a museum of human work history" "Just look around" "And what better place to prove your point, right?" "Like always you're right Mr. Bansal" "Will you miss me?" "On some lonely nights, maybe" "You?" "Every night" "Pervert prick" "Well, I'll have to do something" "Promise me that you'll give me a window of 3 months before you start seeing someone else" "Okay, and you also don't go on a selfie spree once you're in London" "Okay done" "We were sort of a soulmates type, right?" "We would be marrying for sure if I had been here" "Thank god it didn't happen" "So, technically we're breaking up" "We never got into technicalities baby" "No, I'm saying that because it makes for a breakup sex for one last time" "Ofcourse" "I'm leaving for home tonight for one week, We'll get to that once I'm back" "Anyway, I'll be leaving next week..." "Okay, listen" "I think I should go now" "I have a flight to catch in the evening and I haven't even started packing yet" "Okay?" "I'll talk to you tomorrow" "Listen..." "Here, keep this" " What's this?" " 1767 (*PIN no.)" "Why are you giving me your credit card?" "what nonsense?" "Don't be a hero in front of me, I know your financial situation" "Groceries are on me for a month, okay?" "And its not a gift, I'm giving you a loan" "You can pay me later" "Okay?" "Naveen don't do this, not here, okay?" "You know I can't leave like this" "What happened?" "I had to do a lot of sacrifices for the startup" "I gave up a decent job, decent salary, good stantard of living" "And it never bothered me" "But now you are sacrificing for my work" "It hurts me a lot" "Hurts like hell" "But if didn't hurt then its not gonna be a sacrifice, right?" "And there'll be a time when you're gonna be on the cover of TIME magazine, then this'll all seem worth it" "But just please make sure that happens, okay?" "For us, Okay?" "Bye, I'll call you" "Thats why I was getting a lot of Emails lately regarding Hair therapy" "He's been fucking with me since 6 months" "And you were gonna replace me with him?" "Yeah because of financial crunch" "Learn to apologize, Yogi" "Nah, apologies are stupid" "But I'm sure these assholes will be grovelling when I'll stamp their asses with my shoes" "Yogi please, you ought to be calm" "You're in a black mood since morning, let me handle this with patience" "Okay but if they aggravated me, I'll fuck their shit up" "They are only 17 years old kids, I'll talk some sense into them" "Allright, you talk and I'll kick Okay?" "lets go" "And they're lucky that I didn't put on my woodland shoes today" "The fuck happened here?" "Where are those blockheads from last time?" "What's that?" "Looks like someone took a shit here" "Come on hurry up, lets do our business" "Come Yogi, come we were waiting for you you guys knew we were coming?" "No no, we just like to sit like this everynight from 8 to 10" "We got a hold of main gate's CCTV surveilance right here" "Baby, you got your dramatic entry, Can I go now?" "Yeah okay you're taking me to spa in the evening, right?" "Banali, I'm working" "Look guys..." "You know why we are here" "It took a lot of elbow grease for us to make that product" "You guys did a mistake and its illegal too" "And you guys are just kids in college, we're not gonna lodge a complaint against you" "You made a mistake, its alright." "You just need to call Bhardwaj and backout" "Relax, we're not taking any action against you" "Jeetu, this guy is very cute" "If you'll track the IP address, you'll get Mulund's cyber cafe" "You ain't got shit on me" "Look, we have all the proofs which claims that this is our idea" "I'm telling you for your own good, you guys are in college" "You'll get into trouble when your parents get to know about it i'm not scared of my parents" "If our parents had enough time to reprove us then you wouldn't be dealing with a brat like me" "Hold on a second, Jeetu Give me your phone" "Give me your phone and I'll tell these fucks who to call." "Ambulance or Bhardwaj?" "Give me your phone have you met Reddy?" "Reddy was very fond of video chatting" "He cajoled a Bulgarian girl on omegle" "And then every night he used to skype with her, doing some nasty nasty..." "But little did he know that I was recording all the chats" "And one day..." "I uploaded all the video chats on the internet" "It took him a lot of grovelling to do for me to take those videos down" "And this is my best friend we're talking about" "While you are a mutual friend of my father's third cousin" "You gonna login at 1 AM tonight, right?" "Svetlana is a single mom" "And also an entrepreneur in many ways 41gb material, Reddy just got a new hard drive for it" "It helped a lot during dry day, say her thanks for me" "Dare not touch, Yogi" "Got a free router with my new computer" "Wanna test the upload speed?" "Guys, please..." "Bill stomped on Steve to create Microsoft" "Then who are you?" "Go back the same way you came" "If you even tried to contact Bhardwaj then Yogi-Svetlana's folder won't only be in Reddy's hard drive" "Okay, lets go" "Assholes" "Entrepreneurs?" "Telling me to backout" "Hey Jeetu, come on I'm not convinced yet" "Come and convince me that I should backout" "Convince me asshole" "What did you say?" "Convince me" "Convince you?" "Out of the way" "What are you doing?" "This motherfucker asked me to convince him" "First I convinced my wife, then my dad, then my family" "Son of a bitch is just 17" "Motherfucker, my i7-4790k edition" "What are you?" "some gangsters?" "We're not gangsters" "We are entrepreneurs, motherfucker" "You know how much it costs to get your child into junior KG?" "Do you have any idea about house mortgaging?" "I went to the grocery store yesterday" "You know how much does baby corn cost?" "Rs 120 per 100 grams" "Oh my, Rs 1200 per kg?" "Damn!" "What did I want?" "That you get your seed fund and I get my promotion, Is that too much to ask for?" "You hardly faced a challenge and 25% percent of the team has resigned already" "Puneet, he has switched off his phone, how is that our fault?" "Naveen, talk some sense itno him dude" "I'm tired of talking now, you should do it" "Is this the team that I've advocated for?" "This CEO attends meeting without even taking a shower or freshen up" "This CEO curses and bullies people" "This CTO vandalizes the computers" "This seems like a million dollar team, howcome no one has decided to fund you yet?" "Puneet, he's coming" "Alright let bygones be bygones, just don't say anything to Bhardwaj" "I'll do the talking, okay?" "Okay lets go" "Are you alright?" "you seem gloomy" "Hi guys, sorry I got stuck on a call" "How're you guys doing?" "Good, sir" "Where is uhh..." "Uhh Manda...uhh Saurabh is unwell actually so he won't be joining us today" "Okay, no problem" "Ankit, I was talking to Naveen and these guys really want to renegotiate the terms" "Puneet, can you sit this one out?" "I'm really sorry but I want to talk to the guys directly" "So, if you can take a break, it'd be great" "I know this means a lot to you, you've worked very hard on your product" "And, I really appreciate the amount of hard work that you've put in" "But..." "Last night I had a chat with the other team And..." "They are offering me a much better deal now" "From here on I can virtually own that company" "So..." "I have no reason why I shouldn't invest in them" "But don't you think sir its.." "what they have done is illegal?" "Like we've got our product registered and there are copywrite laws..." "You can copywrite a product but you can't copywrite an idea" "Selling goods online is an idea" "But Flipkart, Snapdeal, Amazon they are all selling it" "I think sir its extremely unfair to us" "Like we've been working on this for..." "Look guys..." "As a human being, I genuinely feel sorry for you" "But as an investor, I can't let that feeling come in my way" "And if I want to do a business then I ought to look out for my self interest, right?" "Sir like, Puneet knew about it since the beginning" "May I come in, sir?" "Saurabh?" "I thought you were sick" "Too bad you came all the way because..." "I have nothing but bad news for you" "Its okay sir, but can I give you a presentation?" "Presentation?" "I just told them that I've made up my mind and there's no point in..." "Please sir" "I spent Rs 35000 to make this presentation" "I know you have seen all the company documents but sir this will make our company really big" "I'll need just 2 minutes sir" "Alright, go ahead" "Naveen's Team by Saurabh Mandal" "This team consists of 4 members" "Naveen Bansal" "Jitendra Maheshwari" "Yogendra Kumar Pandey" "And me, Saurabh Mandal" "Let's begin with Jeetu" "All of us have a Mr Sharma's son(*Stereotypical intellectual son) in our life" "But in Bikaner's Government high school, there was a Mr Maheshwari's son" "Jitendra Maheshwari" "Sir, I've never seen a live performance of Backstreet Boys" "But I've seen Jeetu writing code" "Continuously for 36 hours, without any sleep" "He could've easily gone to US to work for facebook" "But he didn't leave India for his family's sake" "Afterall he is a family man" "And now for the first time in his life he went against his family for this startup" "Why?" "Why did he do it?" "Yogi" "Sir, some people know very few people" "Some people know most of the people" "But Yogi knows everyone" "Naveen told me that when they visited Gujarat(*Dry state) Yogi arranged for a beer at 4 in the morning" "I learned more about Cost cutting from Yogi than from my MBA lectures" "He bought a cake of just Rs. 25 for his birthday" "He had a CGPA of just 5.3(out of 10)" "But he got a salary package of Rs 2.2 million" "He would've been the Mumbai regional head in just 2 years had he been working there" "But then why did he leave his job for this startup?" "Why is he fighting tooth and nail for this startup?" "Only to let his hair fall?" "Why?" "And finally" "Naveen Bansal" "I love watching movies" "In the end of every movie, there's director's name written under "A film by"" "I used to get angry by seeing that" "I mean..." "Actor acts, writer writes and cinematographer shoots the film" "Then what does the director do that he gets such a special attention" "All he has to do is to make a choice Good or bad" "But Naveen has realised me that choices are the most challenging things in life" "Sir, this whole idea is Naveen's" "This is his product" "This is his team" "If there's anyone in this world for whom we all can take a bullet" "This is the gentleman sitting over here" "For this team, he made our home office and his own home was turned itno a warehouse" "This is the man who didn't like to iron his own shirts, who now volunteers to launder all of our clothes" "All of us have done a lot of sacrifices for each other" "But Naveen has done a lot more than that to shield us" "Why is Naveen doing all this?" "All of us" "Why all of us are so hell-bent for this startup?" "I'll tell you why sir" "Because we all want to reach here" "And we're not waiting for any boat" "We're already swimming in the sea of unknown" "We've already left our comfort zone long ago" "Now we don't care about the changes, challenges or sacrifices we'll have to face" "No matter what" "Our team will reach here, where magic happens" "And what do you do in your team?" "Sir, I don't have any value individually" "I'm a zero" "But the net value increases by 10 times when I add up" "You've made your point" "Now let me make my point very clear" "No matter which team gets here" "It's ultimately going to be me who's going to shape their idea and make them a bigger company" "You need business business expertise to build this things" "And, at the risk of sounding arrogant let me tell you guys that" "The team which I shall support, that team would be the strongest" "And that team will make a bigger company" "And I think you guys are forgetting that, I've already decided to back the other team" "Sir, you're also forgetting something" "Yours is not the only island in the sea" "There are other magical islands" "Who'll be more than happy to have us on the shore" "So you're saying that..." "You've offers from other investors as well?" "Sir, do you really think that we presented our product to just one investor?" "And who are these investors exactly?" "Sorry sir, I can't reveal their names at this point of time" "You know my reputation guys" "If I reject your idea, then no one will dare to invest here with you" "And sir you know our perseverance" "We'll surely make it up to there" "Either in your portfolio or in your anti-portfolio" "I play poker a lot" "I know a bluff when I see one" "You have no other offers" "You're trying to play on my fear of losing out" "When the fact is..." "Apart from me" "You've nowhere else to go" "Sir, the ball is still in your court" "Stay here Mandal, where are you going?" "No, I'm going home" "I have to draft a formal resignation letter" "Whatever happened to your "perseverance" and "making up to the island"?" "Now that we're telling you to stay, you're walking out" "No, too much emotional attachment is bad" "Whatever happened, happened for the best" "Sit-down asshole" "Didn't you hear me asshole?" "come back" "Why do you want me to stay if I'm an asshole?" "Because you're my friend motherfucker" "Come on now, sit-down here" "I won't" "It was just a presentation, don't try to be a hero now" "I was in a black mood yesterday, come on back here" "I said I won't" "I know I overreacted yesterday, try to understand what I'm saying understand what?" "That I'm saying sorry motherfucker" "Now come back here or I'll whoop your ass" "It's okay I forgive you" "We got it" "We go it Jeetu" "Guys put me down" "I told you what my pen drive could do" "Cheers" "Let's take about 10 such pitchers to home, we'll get some fine quality beer with a lot of froth" "We've only got 10% of the seed fund, don't fuck this up before paperwork" "Says the guy who recently fucked it up in a hostel" "It was exhilerating though, wasn't it?" "Half of my frustration was because you broke my phone" "Give me your phone, I need to talk to Soumya" "Naveen, I think our new office should be in the vicinity of Powai lake" "The research says that if you see water every morning, your blood cells are tend to increase by 12%" "We can hardly afford 1 BHK there fucker" "We need someone for UYOS, Jeetu needs a developer, we need an office setup, I need an intern" "Don't worry, our CEO Mr. Bansal will give us everything." "We'll get everything" "No one ever gets everything dude" "There are some things which are never meant to be yours" "What the hell happened to you?" "No nothing, I'm just kidding" "Okay you guys enjoy, I need to make a phone call" "Naveen?" "hi" "Hey Rathore, how are you bro?" "I'm doing great, what about you?" "You were in final year, what are you doing here?" "No no, I graduated last year I have a job here now" "That's great. you've grown up" "No dude, you're the one who's doing great" "I just liked your facebook status" "Oh, so you know about it?" "Congratulations man, you aced it" "I'm feeling very jealous from you right now" "Your life is gonna be awesome dude" "While we will only get to fill excel sheets in our office" "I've only got weekends to enjoy" "Although I also thought about opening a startup but I couldn't give it enough time" "And even if I got enough time, nobody's luck is as good as yours" "Tell me one thing..." "What are you?"