"[ shoutinginSwedish]" "I'mnothavingthis!" "How's it going, bros?" "This is PewDiePie." "You'reaboutto watchme get the absolute shit scared out of me." "Why would you--ah!" "Oh!" "[screams]" "This show takes what I already do, getting scared of horror games, buttakingit  to the next level, a really fucked up level." "[screams]" "Soifyoulovewatchingme get scared shitless, you're gonna love "Scare PewDiePie."" "[dramaticmusic]" "♪♪" "How's it going?" "It's PewDiePie." "What the fuck is this?" "Hello, Felix." "The U.S. Government Universal Space Administration" "Quadrant:" "Earth" "Okay." "Oh shit." "[laughs]" "I guess I'll just grab this thing and we go." "[spookytechnomusic] [grunting]" "♪♪" " Hey, Felix." " What's going on?" " What do we got planned today?" " Well, apparently we're saving the world from aliens." " We?" " Well, I guess I am." "Yeah, you're right." " Okay." " You can come along if you want." "I'm just saying." " Does this give you any clues of what game you might be immersed into today?" " "Alien:" "Isolation"?" " "Alien:" "Isolation." What is that?" " "Alien:" "Isolation" is based on the "Alien" universe, like, the movies." "We've all seen them." " What's scary in that game?" " [laughs]" "Well, obviously the alien..." " Okay." " That chases you, and you have to hide from the alien in the game." "Thealienscapturedone  of my friends, butI didn'tknow I had friends." "Whocouldit be ?" "Anthony from Smosh, we're good friends." "Markiplier might be captured." "I feel like Mark might've just-- fight them off, though, you know?" "So I don't know about that." " If the aliens captured Marzia" " Marzia!" " And they implanted an alien baby inside her, would you raise it as your own?" " Honestly, depends how ugly it is." "Like, what if it's just, like, a slimeball?" "I'm not-- I can't love a slimeball." " All right." " If it's like a kind of regular, stereotypic alien," "I'd be like, "All right, we can chill."" "I'll be a great alien adopted dad." "I just want to make sure that he doesn't feel excluded from the other kids just 'cause he's different." "Nowweneedtofind  the mother ship somehow." "'Scuse me!" "Excuse me!" "Do you know where the spaceship is?" " [laughs]" " That way?" "That way, got it." " Oh!" " Oh, shit!" " Whoa!" " Whoa, whoa!" " What happened?" " I'm just trying to save the planet here!" "Excuse me!" "[ominousmusic]" "All right, so..." "I know there's a transporter." " It's that way." " It's that way?" " Yeah." " Okay, cool." "Okay." " Right here, right here, right here." "I'll see you on the other side." " Are you sure this is a transporter?" " Yeah, it's a transporter." " Okay." "[moaning]" " Will you close the door?" " Yep." " Leeroy Jenkins!" "[spookytechnomusic]" "♪♪" "Hello?" "Anyone there?" "Oh shit-- hello?" "AstronautPewDiePie." " What?" "Who's that?" "AstronautPewDiePie, do you hear me?" " Yes, this is PewDiePie." "Areyouready to accept your mission?" " Yes." "Youmayremove your blindfold." " Okay." "Oh, fuck this." "[laughs]" "Aw." "Pleaseremoveyour headphones." " Remove the head-- aw, I feel safe with those." "Listencarefully." " What do I do?" "Alienshavetaken over this spaceship." " [laughs] Okay." "Youhavemadeit to the mother ship in time." " I did do that." "Ifthoseeggshatch, mankind will end." " [laughs]" "That's a lot of pressure on a guy." "Yourmissionistoinitiate theself-destructprogram on the ship." " Self-destruct." "Youwillnot  be working alone." "[doors hiss]" " Hey!" " Hey!" "[both laughing]" " About damn time." " You look like you been there for a while, dude." " Yes, I have." " Do you need help?" " Yes." "AstronautPewDiePie, yourfriendhasbeenchained to that table by the aliens." " The aliens with their little claw hands, they chained me here." "Doyousee  the red and black wires thatleadto thattable?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got 'em." "I got 'em." " You got it?" "Theredand blackwires must be cut." " The red and black." "Youhavethreeminutes to cut those wires." " What the fuck?" " I been here three hours." "You get three minutes." "Come on." "Ifyoulookbehindyou on the wall, youshouldsee some wire cutters." "Youmustfindaway to retrieve them." " Behind me on the wall there." "Oh, shit!" "What is this?" "Cool." " Is that a grabber?" " Oh, shit!" "Oh, I see it." "Mark!" " What?" " Oh, I got this!" "Yes!" "Okay, if I drop this you're pretty much fucked," "I just wanted you to" "Youhaveone minute." " I got one minute, Mark." " Come on!" " [grunting]" "Yes, I got it!" " Well, then hurry up and get over here!" "It doesn't help me over there." " How will you die, exactly?" " Some of these are actually real wires." " Okay." " This isn't very fair." " Okay, I got the white one." "Okay." " Ah!" "[electricity buzzes]" " What the fuck?" " Damn it!" "The red and black one, not the white one, you idiot." " Oh, shit." " That hurt." " I'm sorry, Mark!" " Geez." " Did that really hurt?" " Yeah!" " I'm sorry!" " Get it right." "[electricity buzzes]" "Ah!" "God!" "I don't think that was right." " Mark, this is right." " You son of a bitch." " This is right, don't worry." " Is it?" " I got this." " I don't know about that." " I got it!" "I got it!" "The red and-- the red and black?" "Congratulations." "Congratulations." " Yes!" "Mark, you're okay!" " Am I okay?" "I got shocked twice." "I don't think this mission's gonna go very well." "[box hisses]" " Oh, yeah!" "I got the key." "All right, I'll go, me first." "I promise I will save you, Mark." " Really?" "Really?" "Okay." " Don't worry." "I promise." " By the way, I love you." " I love you too." " Don't let me die." " I'm--we will run away together, Mark." "Don't worry." " It's by my crotch." " Oh, nice." " Please--nice haircut." " You too, dude!" " Thanks." " Looking good." "Did aliens do that?" " Yeah, it was horrible, their alien ectoplasm." " How dare" " I can't believe it." " You're free!" " I'm kind of" " You're free, what happened?" "Oh, they did shock you." "Holy shit!" " Yeah, they really did." " I'm sorry!" " That's okay." " All right, get up." " Wait, are you rigged up the same way?" " Oh, shit, am I?" "No, no!" " Yeah!" " No!" "No, no, no, no, no!" " I'm gonna do everything wrong on purpose." " I don't like this." "Which way do you think we go?" " I have no idea." "Astronauts,proceedinto theroomwiththe alieneggs ." " All right." " Hm." "We'redealingwith a problem on the ship." "Thereisasecuritybreach." "Youmustmovethe eggs to the hatchery aroundthemotheregg ." "[dramaticmusic] [both grunting]" " They're surprisingly heavy." " Yeah, they are really fuckin' heavy, Jesus." "Where's the mother egg?" " Oh, no." " Is this the mother egg?" "Oh, God!" "That one look-- Ugh!" "What the fuck is that?" " Oh, those are real!" " Ughh!" " Agh!" "[both groaning]" " Okay." " I ain't touching' that." "The shocks are real." "The worms are real." " Okay." "Oh, what the, what the" " I know, they're everywhere!" " Ugh!" "Doyousee the chamber?" " Yes." "Thatis thedearlydeparted Captain Ford." " Oh, no, Captain Ford!" "He died so young!" "Thereis akey around the dead captain's neck." "Thatisthesecondkey you will need toinitiatethesequence to destroy the ship." " Come on, man." "Inordertoopen that door , youmustsolveapuzzle." " Okay." "Soonyouwillsee a sequence of colors." " Okay." "Therewillbesevencolors." " Seven colors." "Ifyoucan identify the colors in the proper order, youwillbe able to open the door." "[electricity buzzes]" " Ah!" "What the fuck!" "What the shit!" " [laughs]" " What?" "Why would you do that?" " It's the aliens, man." "They're watching." "I knew it." "Asyoucan see , thereareconsequences for failure." "Goodluck." "[chamber beeps]" " I got nothing." " The last four were green, blue, green, red." " No, no, no, it was red, blue..." "I don't know the third one." " It was green, blue, green, red for the last four." " Okay, don't confuse." "Okay." "Damn it." "Okay." "Okay." "I know for sure red, blue." "Thereis ahandprint on the door." "Doyouseeit?" " Yes." " After the sequence completes, placeyourhandonthedoor,  andrecitethecolorsyousaw." " Oh!" " Oh-oh-oh, I'm sorry!" "You can do it." " So it's red, blue, red, green, blue, green, red." "[electricity buzzes]" " Ah!" " Oh, goddammit!" " Oh, I'm sorry!" "[air hisses]" "I can do next one." "Just let me do it." "Thiswillbe a five color sequence." " Okay." "[chamberbeeps] [dramaticmusic]" "Please help me." " No, I'm not gonna help you." "The last one was red." "I'll tell you that." " Red, blue... was there a yellow?" " No, there's no-- [both scream]" " I asked a question!" "[air hisses]" " I forgot that we both got shocked, so I might as well have helped you on that one." "Allright,astronauts." "Thisisyourlastchance." " Okay, okay, we got this." "Therewillbe a two color sequence." "Ihopeyoucan get thisone." "[dramaticmusic] [chamber beeps]" " Okay, I got it." " Okay, Christmas, green and red." " Green and red." " Yeah." " Oh, yes!" " If we had gotten that wrong, boy, howdy, would a lot of people been upset." " Okay." "Sorry, Ford." "Just gonna get the key." " It was around his neck, I think." " Oh, it's a keycard." "Oh, hey, cool." " So sci-fi." "[lasers beep]" " Oh." "Thesecuritysystem has been engaged." " Oh." " What?" "Makeyourway tothebridge toinsertthekey card." " Without touching a line or else we get shocked." " Oh, no." "♪♪" "I'll go first." " Will you?" " Yes." " Don't suck." "'Cause I bet I'll get shocked too." "Just guessing." " What, you don't think I can do it?" "Come on, let's go." "[lasers beep]" " There's two now." " Oh, shit." " They're making new ones." " Why--you go first then, why" " Why do I--okay, fine." " Okay." " I'm nimble." "[grunts]" " Okay." "[electricity buzzes]" "Ah!" "What the fuck!" " Oh, God!" "Ew." " Why would you" "Ah!" " Ow, ow." " Ah, they're real!" " This is impossible-- - [screams]" "Stop, not while I'm laying down!" "[screams] What the fuck!" "Stop!" " Okay, come on." "Come on." " Thanks, Mark." " You got it." "[grunts] Okay." " Okay." "Ah!" "Okay." " Mmm, I'm startin' to like it now." " Ah, shit!" "Ow." " Okay, this is impossible." " How--how?" " I'm--I might be able to go down low." " Ah, fuck me." "Jesus." " We might be able to go down low right here." " That worked well the last time, right?" " Well, you're the one that got maggot-ed." "I'm fine 'cause I was quick." " Okay, you know what?" "I'll do this way;" "you do that one." " Oh, oh, fine." "Okay." "♪♪" " Yeah!" " I can't see anything!" " Okay, Mark." " Ah, God." "I didn't do it!" " [screams]" " I didn't do it!" " Oh, yeah, I think that was me, actually." " [coughs]" " Okay." " Okay, get up, dude." " No, I don't need to get up." " Oh, you're right." "Ow, ow." " Like this." "[grunting]" " No maggots in the face, please." "Ah!" "Oh wait, I got my camera and shit." "Mark, this is is a little awkward angle, but just go with it." " We're friends." " Yes." "Okay." "[both grunting]" "You made it!" "Pull me." " Easy." " Pull me, Mark." " Your vest is clinging'." " [grunts] [screams]" " Hold it in place!" "[breathing heavily]" " Okay, all right, we did it." "Key card." "Astronauts,do yousee  the helmets on the wall?" " Yeah." "Putthehelmetsonnow before initiating the sequence." " They got a maggot problem here." "Maybe." " Good thing we're blowing this shit up." " Yeah." "Astronauts, carefully insert your key card." " Carefully now, Mark." "I don't think I can handle another shock." "Is this it?" "Is this" " Yeah, it must be." "Carefully, like "Operation."" "Don't touch it." "♪♪  [card reader beeps]" "Self-destructprogram initiated." " Whoa!" "Whoa, hey, how's it going?" " [screeches]" " Board escape pod immediately." " Okay!" " Ah!" "Self-destructprogram initiated." " [screeches]" " Get your butt in there." " Board escape pod immediately." " He pushed me!" "What do we do" "Self-destructprogram initiated." " Ah!" " God." "Self-destructprogram initiated." " Where do we go?" " I don't know!" "Self-destructprogram initiated." " Oh, here we go." "Self-destructprogram initiated." " Oh, my God." " Sorry, Mark." " [laughs]" " Oh, shit!" " Did you put the exit on the bottom?" "We can't get out." " Are we supposed to get out?" " Ugh, I don't know." "You did it!" " There's no gravity." "[cheers and applause]" " Hey!" " Yeah!" " Wahoo!" "We survived." "Oh, man." "Come here." "Thanks." "I'm sorry you couldn't come with us." " [screeches]" " I liked our awkward shuffle away from him." ""Do we...?" "Are we?" "Okay, but lasers."" " [laughs]" " I fear shocks more than I fear death." " Oh, my God." " [screeches]" " Have you ever experienced anything like that before?" " No, it was cool." "It felt like being inside a game." " It was like a haunted house but better." " What was the most jarring part?" " Uh, the maggots..." " Oh, God!" " In my face when I was laying down trying to dodge lasers, and you" " I just turn around and see maggots." " So your overall impression of what just happened?" " It's just crazy, insane." "[spookytechnomusic]" " All right, it's PewDiePie." "I just finished, and I had a blast, and now I'm ready to crash." "I have no energy left." "I'm a wreck." "It's been the craziest day in a long, long time, and I'm just gonna go and pass out." "So I'll see you bros in the next episode." "PewDiePie!" "[imitates laser gun] [upbeatfunkymusic]" "♪♪" " Oh, what the fuck-- oh, my God." " Hi!" " Hey!" " Surprise!" " Okay." "All right, just." " I thought we could go out and have a good time." " I think... um..." " We connected." "I felt like we had such a great time together yesterday." " I think we were just working, and you're a really sweet girl... but...uh..." "I have to go now and" " Oh, well, can I go with you?" " No, you can't." " Honest-- I'm your biggest fan." "I know you have a girlfriend." "I know--I get that, but I think I could make you happy too, or we could have a threesome." " Fuck." " Have you, I mean, um..." " I'm sorry, but" " Your eyes are like the ocean." " [laughs]" "Stop it." "Okay, I'm gonna go!" "This is weird-ing me out." " No, Felix, don't!" " I'm sorry." " Wait, they're gonna" "They're gonna throw me out here if" " Hey, there's a crazy girl here!" "What the--Nicki's here." " Felix, come on, are you serious?" " She was in the seat." " Felix, No!" "We had a connection." " No, sorry." " Sorry, Nicki!" " No, Kevin." "No, tell them how much" "We love each other!" " Is there any security at this place?" " No, you have to tell them right now." " Stop, stop it right now!" "Nicki, Nicki!" "You're fired!" " I don't know anything about anyone!" "[yelling indistinctly]" " No, he is the love of my fucking life!" " Ah!" " No, I don't want to go anywhere!" "Let me go!" " You can't come back." " Fuck you guys." " Did she throw her panties?" " You can't come back." " This will not be the end!" " Get out of here!" " Oh, oh, oh-- you think I don't know where you guys are going?" " Get out of here!" " I will find you." "I'll find you!" " Get outta here!" " What the--what happened?" " She was hiding underneath the seats." " [screams]" " Oh, my gosh." "I'm sorry." " How did she get in there?" " I have no idea." " You can't stop real love!" " You are fired!" "I fire you!" " I'm sorry, Nicki!" "It's not real love!" "[scarymusic]" "Thanks for--hey, so much fun." "Honestly, it's gonna be awesome." " Let's get you in." " Get you in." " All right." " Keep tucked down when you leave." "Hey, when you go out, go right to the freeway." " Sounds good." " Okay." " Talk to you soon." " Hey, enjoy your day off." "All right." "♪♪" " I'll find you!" " He's gone!" " I'll find you, Felix!" " He's gone already!" " He's not gone." "He's never gone." " Bye." " I'll see you later, Damon." "I'll see you later." "[ominousmusic]" " Okay, coming through." "This is very fragile." "It might hatch any second." "Okay." "Normal day as PewDiePie." "Do this every day." "It's heavy!"