"Yes, they're here." "They're fine." "I took some great ones." "Yes, the other day." "Want a drink?" "Did you see them?" "I'd like more detail." "You bring the bathing suit?" "Give me that." "Will it work?" "Yeah, this has a frame." "Carry on, it doesn't matter." "Give me the camera." "Which is black and white?" "Take them in color..." "It's mine." "This one's mine." "Don't step on the cable." "You won't get anything with that." "That's rubbish." "You can't see anything now." "Did you bring anything to..." "Give it to her." "All this stuff!" "What on earth is it all for?" "I'm dropping everything..." "Take what you want." "I'll have an orange." "That's disgusting." "Look." "Do you want to taste it?" "What are you doing?" "It's gone bad." "You can't eat it." "Just look." "What's that?" "What's that?" "It'll be sunny." "I'll put them on." "How ugly!" "Don't take my photo." "Too late." "All right." "Don't take my photo." "You won't get a good photo." "I need a mirror." "I'll get one." "Don't touch my hair." "Let's see." "Will this do?" "That's it." "How kind..." "Keep still." "I'm taking another." "You can be happy..." "Hold out your hand." "That's right." "Let's see." "Keep still, keep still." "Just a minute." "Here." "Put on a record." "That's it." "What'll I put on?" "Whatever you want." "This one." "What are you doing?" "You'll see." "Hey, Pablo..." "What is it?" "Let's get this organized." "And then what's left of the film, eh?" "She's taking to long." "She's coming," "DANTE ISN'T JUST SEVERE" "In one prologue, nine chapters... and an epilogue." "Editing:" "Juan Luis Oliver" "To whom, for his human and professional values, we dedicate this film." "Again, tragedy has struck the industrious city." "In a few minutes, the hard-working people... have seen years of effort and dedication destroyed." "The catastrophe was so sudden and unexpected,... like a treacherous enemy,... that the people scarcely had time... to salvage their most essential belongings." "One must also mourn... the loss of several human lives,... the majority yet to be identified." "Nevertheless,... all observers agree that the damage... would have been much worse... without the rapid action of the authorities." "IN THE BEGINNING WAS A WOMAN..." "AND THAT WOMAN SPOKE." "What is the name of the animal... which lives thirty feet... below the surface of the earth... and eats stone?" "What is the name of the animal... which lives thirty feet below the surface of the earth... and eats stone?" "What is the name of the animal... which lives thirty feet below the surface of the earth... and eats stone?" "Would you answer me!" "Leave me alone or I'll never finish." "I work, you know." "Here are some clues." "It's not mythological,... and it doesn't begin with X." "I don't know." "Think a bit." "That's what annoys me about you." "You won't think." "Listen, don't start again." "I thought we'd an agreement." "An ostrich." "That doesn't live 30 feet under ground." "A whale, then." "Whales don't eat stones." "Try again." "A miner." "I'm getting annoyed." "Don't be demagogic." "What do you expect?" "And it's not demagogy, it's the truth." "No matter." "The truth is almost always demagogic." "Give up?" "I give up." "Tell me." "It's called the stone-eater." "Very good." "I'd never have guessed." "It didn't amuse you." "Nothing that I tell you amuses you." "You're tiring of me." "It's not that." "It amused me but maybe you told it badly." "No, I liked it." "It's just you told it badly." "At first I covered you with flowers, remember?" "A long time has passed." "You know I can only count to ten, then I get lost." "It's cruel of you to talk like that." "I'll tell you another story." "It's not mine." "It's by Julio Cortazar." "No, that's not the story." "I wanted to tell." "No, not models, either." "Take it off." "Take it off, please." "Well, go on, if you want." "I'd have liked to be a racing driver." "I really would have." "Alberto Ascari." "Luigi di Loressi." "Prince Bira." "Giancarlo Farina." "No, it wasn't Giancarlo." "Juan Manuel Fangio." "Jim Clark." "I'm completely mistaken." "I only got one name right." "But that's not the story I wanted to tell." "It begins like this:" "An old woman saw a man." "He was ugly and strange, with a beard and long hair." "He had a house full of antiques... which he used just for sleeping." "AQUARIUM VISITS: 10-14 and 16-20" "HOLIDAYS: 10-20" "CHILDREN UNDER 7:" "FREE" "He'd spend the rest of his time in an aquarium,... watching fish." "At night, when the aquarium closed, he'd go home." "Then, with his eyes closed,... he'd spend hours thinking of the fish he'd seen." "And so it went on for several months." "His whole life was reduced to watching fish." "And to a well-deserved, but incomplete,... nocturnal rest." "Until one day..." "One day when he realized he wasn't seeing fish,... but a man with a beard and long hair watching fish." "From that moment on,... he didn't have to leave the aquarium at night." "His house remained empty for ever." "The man was called Axolot." "Which story do you prefer?" "Neither of them." "I'd prefer something else." "Phenomenon." "Last Thursday, 28th July, a dinner was held... in a typical Barcelona restaurant,... attended by almost all the administrative staff... and companions from the Sabadell factory." "All took place in a friendly atmosphere." "Our beloved General Manager, Francisco Jorda, presided." "At the end, Mr. Jorda offered the dinner... as homage to the firm's producers, urging all to continue their worthy labor... for the firm, above all else." "Social news: the home of Jose Bofill de Mora... has been visitd by the stork,... wich left them a beautiful baby, christened Pedro." "The weight of your arms moves to your legs." "Your legs are heavy, they press on the mattress." "They're like lead." "When I was little, my mother made me a red sweater." "It's an old story." "From an image you can invent a story." "It's an amusing game." "Then the ideas flow." "But you need an initial image." "It's like gymnastics." "One, two, three, inhale." "One, two, three, inhale." "We are all looking for forms of liberty." "Now the weight of your arms and legs disappears." "Thet are weightless,... scarcely touching the sheets." "An image can lead to a story." "A story never leads to an image,... but to a jumble of images." "Let's see, let's see, a story..." "Cinderella." "And now, an image." "Just one image." "Ridiculous, not a lion!" "Come on, another image." "ANOTHER LION" "Ladies and gentlement,... here again is our morning program,... and a wonderful story." "Do you know the story of the lion?" "No, Jose Luis, we don't." "I'm going to tell it." "The lion gathered together all the animals and said,..." ""Animals, today is my birthday,... and I'm going to give a party."" "All the animals shouted:" ""Hurrah for the lion's party!"" ""It won't be an ordinary party", said the lion." ""It'll be the best ever."" "All the animals shouted:" ""Hurrah for the lion's party!"" ""And", continued the lion,..." ""it won't just be a banquet." "Tere'll be a big show,... with striptease adn juggling."" "The animals cried again:" ""Hurrah for the lion's party!"" ""But take note!" roared the lion." ""All the animals are invited to this party except one." "All the animals are invited,... except that disgusting green animal... ..that hops by the river, going croak, croak."" "Just then, the frog jumped up and cried:" ""No party for the crocodile!"" "Ladies and gentlemen,... we hoped you liked today's story." "I knew that story." "I don't believe lions have birthday parties." "Well, I do believe lions have birthday parties." "It's just they've never had the chace to prove it." "What do we do with the girl?" "We could leave her here." "They could leave me here." "I don't understand how someone so gross... could invent such a lovely story." "I knew a story about a lion, too." "Of course, ti was a stuffed lion." "No, there were several stuffed lions." "Yes, now I remember." "It was the story of an English hunter,... who had several stuffed lions." "It was an English hunter, a Lord, who... every year, when he came back from Africa,... gave a party in his Essex castle." "All the county aristrocracy attended the party,... and certain personalities came down from London." "It was a steel castle." "The hunter Lord, or the Lord hunter,... it was never certain,... would then display his latest hunting trophies." "And so, through the years,... the castle filled up with stuffed lion heads." "The party was so famous,... and the food served there so delicious,... that the Essex aristocracy,... and some London personalities,... would exclaim: "Hurrah for the lion's party!"" "But one year, you remember, something unusual occurred." "Among the stuffed lions was a glass case,... containing two golf balls." "No one dared to say anything despite the curiosity... aroused by the spherical objects." "No one except an old lady who asked..." "Yes, the old lady asked;" ""What is this, milord?"" "The hunter replied impassively:" ""Don't you see?" "They are two golf balls, madam."" "But the next year, remember?" "I can remember it myself now." "The next year, in the same case... there were four golf balls." "The old lady examined the once again,... and before the hunter could explain,... she exclaimed:" ""Don't tell me, milord." "You shot another golf."" "A golf is a very large animal,... very large." "I can run on its back,... and move,... and run on its own movement,... you go in the opposite and th same direction." "And add the speeds." "It's the same as with ideas." "One idea climbs on another and moves." "At times in the opposite direction... to the original idea." "This isn't a folf it's a soccer pitch." "That justs shows women's ignorance of zoology." "I'm tired." "Letters and writing distress me." "They remind me of my own features." "The L reminds me of my nose." "That C..." "The two remind me of my eyes." "And a times my lips can be as hard as a T." "It's a dangerous game we learn as children." "A 6 and a 4 here's your portrait." "I must stop thinking about this." "My features disgust me." "I must feel free of may face." "My face disgusts me." "A golf must ne an enormous green animal... with two gleaming eyes." "I'd like to be able to draw it." "Your Prince Charming in Blue Awaits You." "The sea." "Felipe had to have 13 children... to get one as stupid as you." "Each meeting with you is like our first meeting." "My Prince Charming in Blue." "What are they looking at?" "It's time to get up." "You'll be late." "If my bedroom faced east..." "I'd undoubtedly get up earlier." "You shoukd get up." "You'll miss the bus." "Whi do they make toy to to school... at the age of 31?" "It's not good that toy sleep." "I waste my best years trying to amuse you... and you don't care." "I'm sorry, really." "It's just that I was tired." "You know what?" "I had a very strange dream." "You were in it, and other women,... but actually they were all really you." "There was a bill board full of ads." "In the end, they burned you." "You complain that I tell you nothing,... and when I do..." "That's enough, please." "I can't stand this room." "I'm getting claustrophobic." "Le'ts go out." "I haven't finished my work." "You'll finish it later, if you can." "Do as I want for once." "All right, as you wish." "You're not going out like that, without make up?" "You're right." "What make-up will I wear?" ""What make-up will I wear?"" "She can wear what she wants." "Friday's make-up." "Let's see." "It cuts so well." "Perfect..." "Terrific." "I have to go on." "Now..." "Let's see." "You smooth it,... and turn it round... so that it keeps it's shape." "I've such a good time on my own." "Let's see." "Now it's better." "Good." "Very good." "Perfect." "No matter, no matter." "Let's see." "This time it'll work." "Let's see." "No, no, not like that." "I'll leave it, I'm a bit nervous." "There's just one thing missing." "Please, i beg you to read what's written on the wall." "I didn't have time to correct it." "Thank you, You're very kind." "A series of events where gestures, 1usually consequences, become causes." "X doesn't lift a glass and drink... because he's thirsty." "He's thirsty, presumably,... because he lifts the glass and drinks." "From that inversion, which alters... habitual coherence and continuity,... gestures become increasingly ambiguous." "The relationship signifier/signified... is pluralized and its limit woukd be... sifnifier equals infinite signifieds." "Signifier equals zero signified." "First conclusion;" "the slightest gesture... can give rise to infinite parallel worlds." "The mise-en-scene then acquires a real meaning... of organization and choice of worlds." "Second conclusion:" "But if signifier equals zero signified,... creation is impossible." "Projection of the film is suspended... until order is fully re-established." "The authorities trust... that the good sense of the majority... will quickly impose itself... on the subversive... and shameful intentions of a few." "1932 Barcelona Tournament." "White: king 4, knight, king." "Pawn 6, bishop, king." "Pawn 7, knight, king." "Black: king 2, bishop, king." "Pawn 2, queen, pawn 5 king." "The whites accede." "In 1950, Dell showed they way to win." "First; king 3, knight, pawn 3, queen." "Second; king 4, knight, pawn 4, queen." "Third: king 4, bishop, king 1, knight." "Fourth; king 5, knight, king 2, rook." "Variation on fourth:" "king 2, bishop." "Fifth: king 6, rook." "Fifth: king 5, bishop, pawn 6, king." "Where are you?" "Hey!" "" "Hey!" "" "No Entry" "There you are." "Now you'll see." "Are you all right?" "Who is it?" "I don't know." "Nobody." "You know, wind, erosion, formation of the dunes." "It's a long-term process but very steady." "Where does the wind come from?" "The wind?" "What wind?" "There are many kinds." "The tramontane, from the north, the southerly, the east wind, and the west wind." "And there are the intermediate winds." "The mistral from the north-east,... the north-westerly..." "No, there's no wind." "I'll tell toy what happened to a friend of mine." "What are you thinking of?" "Nothing." "My friend, a beautiful girl, went down..." "She went downstairs with a guy." "They went into the garage and got into the car." "But she made a mistake,... and they ran into the door frame." "Then, he got out,... and lifted the car so they could leave." "Just then, the attendant told them... they had a flat tyre." "Now, they couldn't change the wheel, or leave the car." "The rim dragged on the ground,... and all the lorries blew their horns at them." "My friend said it was difficult, but she enjoyed it." "You didn't like that either." "It was badly told." "Excuse me!" "What could I tell you?" "You must hurry, you're the last." "Anything could happen to me." "Look!" "Yes, I see." "What can we do?" "Nothing." "Can't you see she's dead?" "Yes, I see." "Death suits the old woman." "Yes, it does." "Look!" "A fire." "Can't you see, idiot?" "They're shooting a film." "There are 3 minutes left." "I could turn it back." "How many minutes do you want?" "Enough!" "That's better." "Things should happen at their proper time." "All right, as you wish." "It's difficult to find a way to use up those minutes." "Have you any ideas?" "None." "It¡s always been hard to kill time." "What I said was funny wasn't it?" "I don't see the joke." "You never understand anything." "I repeat, what can we do?" "Nothing." "Be quiet." "We must do something." "Anything." "Look, we could play solitaire." "Possibly, but it's a bit of a luxury... to overlook one of us." "You may be right." "Not that I've ever had anything against luxuries." "You're very king but I've changed my mind." "There are two of us." "It may not be suitable or original but..." "It was a bad idea." "I thought so." "But I didn't want to disappoint you again." "How much time is left?" "You said three minutes." "Why didn't think of it before?" "What an idiot!" "Three minutes is the time to boil an egg." "But there's less time now." "And neither of us wants a boiled egg," "Poached?" "That takes less time." "Not even poached." "I want to wreck everything." "I can't stand this situation." "It's hateful." "And you aren't helping me." "Everything is dirty, it's always dirty." "What filth." "Paper's everywhere." "I suspect that's what he wants." "He's a sadist." "He does it to humiliate me." "I'm not touching a thing I'll leave it all as it is." "As it is." "It's no use getting upset." "Do you realize?" "I'll tell you what we'll do." "I'll continue with my work." "And what do I do?" "You're selfish, you just think of yourself." "You never et me finish." "You can read me the paper." "That's a great idea." "What are we waiting for?" "Let me put on work clothes." "I like to do things right." "You can start reading." "All right." "The Barcelona of the future." "Therefore, thinking of Barcelona in 2000." "is not an exercise in imagination." "It's not a question of a Jules Vernes fantasy." "Rather, it's a question of seriously considering... the problems which will face us... in the coming years." "The grandchildren live... in the city planned by the grandfathers." "A deficit in provision a stingy calculation,... and the life-style of future generations... could be seriously affected." "The habit of foreseeing future reality,... flexibility and adaptation,... are not things which can be improvised." "The results of improvidence and inflexibility... are even graver now, when life expectation os 71 years,... than a century ago whem it was 30." "You hear what Redal says?" "There's a counter-current of opinion." "Look, dry shaving is within the reach of all Spaniards." "Wat's wrong?" "You look strange, as if something's not quite right." "I see, you're still wearing your dress trousers." "It doesen'tn matter." "They're off-screen." "Order is one thing, meticulousness, another." "Really?" "Yes." "Le'ts read the entertainment announcements." "Today, 27th September, 1967,... the Montecarlo is showing "Pierrot le fou"." "Wonderful, I'll give it a four." "Super spectacle, well, a three." "That's a bit old, a two." "Those Russians, a one." "I didn't like it." "Long live Buster Keaton zero." "You're cutting out another figure." "Just as well, I thought you didn't realize." "Do you like it?" "It¡s an experiment." "It just ocurred to me." "I really like it." "Be honest, please." "I hate empty flattery." "But it doesn't matter if it's no good." "It's just an experiment." "I thinks it's the best you've done." "It's not bad." "We deserve a rest." "Yes, who'll begin?" "You begin." "No, please, you." "If you insist." "Let's see..." "Unless one is well educated, one doesn't buy the Times." "Second: no hedgehog can read." "Third: those who can't read aren't well educated." "Conclusion?" "No hedgehog buys the Times." "I'm going to give you a difficult one." "First: any idea about me which can't be expressed... in the form of a syllogism is ridiculous." "Second: none of my ideas on plumcakes... deserves to be written down." "Third:... none of the ideas which I don't carry out... can be expressed as a syllogism." "Fourth:" "I never have... a really ridiculous idea... without consulting my lawyer." "Fifth:" "I only dream about plumcakes." "Sixth:" "I never consult my lawyer about an idea... unless it's worth writing down." "Conclusion?" "It's not so hard." "All my dreams come true." "Perfect." "First: no husband who constantly buys... new dresses for his wife... can be a surly man." "Second: the methodical husband... always goes home for tea." "Third: no man who hangs his hat... on the light switch... can be a husband whose wife worries about him." "Fourt: a good husband... always buys his wife new dresses." "Fifth: no husband can stop being surly... if his wife doesn't look after him." "Sixth: a husband who isn't methodical... always hangs his hat on the light switch." "Conclusion?" "A good husband goes home for tea." "Fantastic." "Twenty, nineteen,... eighteen, seventeen, sixteen,... fifteen, fourteen, thirteen,... twelve, eleven, ten,... nine, eight seven,... six, five, four,... three!" "Can you hear me?" "What do you want?" "There's something I forgot to tell you." "Imagine there's a hole,... between the north and south poles." "Someone at the north pole drops a stone in the hole." "What happens?" "Excuse me, would you mind if I joined in?" "I love these kinds of games." "What do you think?" "If you don't mind, I certainly don't." "Wait..." "Careful." "Obviously, gravity forces it back to its point of origin." "And you?" "When it reaches the centre of the earth, it melts." "Cold, cold." "Can't you think of anything else?" "The right answer is always the easiest." "Come on." "I don't feel like thinking." "Or knowing what happened to the stone." "Nothing." "Give up?" "When it reaches a depth of thirty feet,... the stone-eater comes out... and eats it." "But the stone-eater died." "Except for trains, anything, including births,... can be ahead of time." "Subs by tahita"