"Mnh-mnh." "Ripped By mstoll Happy New Year 2015" " New Year, New Color ;-)" "Aah!" "♪ Oh, life on the outside ♪" "♪ ain't what it used to be ♪" "♪ You know, the world's gone crazy, and it ain't safe on the street ♪" "♪ Oh!" "♪" "♪ Well, it's a drag, and I know there's only one place to go ♪" "♪ I'm coming home ♪" "♪ Whoa, yeah ♪" "♪ I'm coming home ♪" "You're dead meat!" "Where'd you learn to fly?" "Finishing school?" "Close, but not close enough." "Watch this, bitch!" "Move it, asshole!" "This increase in population is good for business!" "No more freaks in the family." "My little assistants." "How is it a stingray is up there and we are down here?" "I can use this one on security." "Later, suckers." "Get this pathetic scum out of my sight." "Jared, it seems we have landed at the wrong correctional facility." "Sorry for the intrusion, ma'am." "Everybody get back on the boat, and let's set sail." " Who are you?" " I am the Captain." "Ooh!" "A real-life Captain." "He's full of sh..." "Uh, Chivalry." "Captain Stingray, at your service, Ma'am." "Oh, and a gentleman." "This coed thing is a pain in my balls." "Aah!" "Aah!" "That little c-u-next..." "There's nothing like blowing your tail off to put me in the mood." "Ugh!" "Gross." "Oh, don't be a sore loser." "You can be my wingman anytime." "I'm always the Captain!" "Looks like there's another riot in cell block 9." "I really think we should separate my girls from those vile pigs." "How many times do I have to tell you?" "It's good for morale!" "A real warden would have the bollocks to understand that." "Now, why don't you try and handle a simple riot by yourself?" "I have business at the club." "I could come with you for a change." "Please!" "It's a Gentlemen's Club!" "You're not allowed!" "But I could use a little walking-around money." "But we're the Stingstress, babe!" "Is it possibly that time of the month again?" "Oh, it's okay." "But what about their Stingstress boats, their Stingstress cars, their Stingstress charitable foundations?" "All I know is he's sleeping on a sofa bed up in the tip." "That was our special place." "And it could be our special place again if the Mistress and the Warden are the next Ultrajail power couple." "Hey, Warden, I know a girl who likes you." "Everyone likes the Warden of Supercell!" "This is gonna take some work." "You, my ravenous, penned-in python, are just the product of a poor childhood!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "One of you man-holes left the toilet seat up!" "Stop it!" "Break it up!" "Uh, I'm just gonna hold it." "I'll hold it for you." "That's inappropriate workplace behavior!" "Get off my back, Ball Bag!" "Hands up, sweet cheeks." "Eyes off the inmates, guard!" "I've had it with your testosterone rages cramping my style!" "What's the matter?" "Seat got your tongue?" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "I'm sorry." "I didn't get that." "Did you say you want your ass kicked?" "Alice, could I speak to you in my office, please?" "Great." "Another lecture from team Ultradicks." "Let me get this straight." "We're gonna get the Warden to bang your desperate boss again to get this place out of the crapper?" "All you need to do is get him up to the tip and ready for, uh... romance." "Gross, but all right." "So the Mistress let you off your leash tonight?" "I'm nobody's lapdog!" "I'm Lord Stingray." "Ah!" "Give me a re-buy?" "You're already 14 packs of cigarettes in the hole!" "Uh, my well-funded concubine will cover it." "I heard she had you on an allowance." "I'm the Captain of the S.S. Stingstress!" "Yeah, aye-aye, Captain." "Full boat." "Open your mouth." "Here." "Don't open it until your soldier is standing at attention, if you know what I mean." "If this is some pathetic attempt by Stingray..." "Enjoy the champagne." "What are you doing here?" "Ooh!" "Fondue!" "Hmm." "I said, "Who's in charge here?" "!"" "Aah!" "Gentlemen, let's move this game to my room." "Maybe a change of venue will change my luck." "So, what's this romantic spread all about, Warden?" "My snake has been getting real hungry locked up in his cell!" "Oh, has he?" "Between me and you..." "Captain Stingray's snake is more like a soft-shell crab." "Ugh!" "I can't stand it any longer!" "I have to get inside this thing!" "Eh, I've been called worse things than a thing." "You are still the same pathetic child you always were!" "What are we gonna do?" "We're gonna die lonely sad sacks trapped by this hard-up shrew in heat!" "Not happening." "I made you a horse 'cause you're about to go for a ride." "Oh, Warden, your voice gets quite deep when you're aroused." "Shh." "Quiet." "It's pitch black." "I can't see anything." "My superior 360-degree view will be a sight she'll never forget." "Aah!" "Oh, my god!" "Nobody has ever made me feel that way before." "Sometimes it takes a woman to do a man's job." "You're right." "I don't need a Captain or a Warden to complete me." "I have everything I need in my ultraprison." "Our plan was a little too good." "Now what?" " I have a Plan "B"..." " Goodbye, Alice." "♪ Your explorer's flag stuck inside ♪" "♪ And blew everybody's mind ♪" "♪ The blast from your magic wand ♪" "♪ Cast a spell on my frozen bonds ♪" "What's she so happy about?" "Ugh, I forgot how needy they can be." "♪ They melted away ♪" "♪ And I was free ♪" "♪ Free to find the she in me ♪" "♪ The she in every she ♪" "♪ She's in you and in me ♪" "♪ She's something a one-eyed Captain could never see ♪" "Ripped By mstoll Happy New Year 2015" " New Year, New Color ;-)"