" One more twist, and..." "Done." "Ha!" "Who needs a handyman when you have a handymom?" " Three, two, one." "[thud]" " I need a handyman." " Mom, I need this new tablet that just came out." "It's called a fabulet." "On the one hand it does cost" "Twice as much as a regular tablet," "But on the other hand, you're so beautiful." " Oh." "Taylor, just last month you "had"" "To have that expensive pair of jeans" "That you only wore once." " They went out of style very quickly." " Please, I have worn the same pair of jeans" "For the last ten years," "And they're still happening." " [quietly] yeah." " Well, if you want a fabulet, you'll have to find" "A way to pay for it yourself." " I do have a way to pay for it." "You." " [grunting from tv] lame." "[twinkling sound from tv] boring." "[clicks] louie?" " Yep." "That's right, frankie." "And it's time for your living room" "Weather forecast." " Why are you in the tv?" " Current couch conditions are a balmy 81 degrees" "With a 100% chance of syrup." "[kisses]" "[laughs]" " I cannot believe you just did that!" " Yeah?" "Well, now we're even." " "even"?" "What did I do?" " Surely, you haven't forgotten what will forever" "Be known as "the insult."" "[laughter]" "Hey." "What's so funny?" "Frankie!" " How do you know it was me?" " No one disrespects louie preston" "And gets away with it." " Yes, they do." " Starting now." " Louie, you leave me no choice" "But to seek revenge." " I'm the ghost, sweetheart." "I'll do the intimidating." "[snaps fingers]" "I think I made my point." "[spooky rock music]" " ♪ if you move into a haunted house ♪" "♪ you gotta try to work things out ♪" " ♪ so if you're living with a ghost or three ♪" "Both: ♪ you gotta be one big, semi-scary family ♪" "♪ don't know how we ended up this way ♪" " ♪ but I guess you could call us ♪" " ♪ the haunted hathaways" "♪ the haunted hathaways" " ♪ the haunted hathaways" "♪" " ♪ the haunted hathaways" "♪" " You happy?" "Five shampoos later and I still have" "Syrup in my hair." " Good to know." "I'll change your evening forecast" "To "partly sticky."" " I'll show you partly sticky." "[whistles]" " Oops." "Did you forget?" "I'm a ghost." "You can't touch me." "[snaps fingers] [hip-hop music]" "Can't touch me." " There's gotta be some way I can get back at you." " Impossible." "The l-train fears no person." "[laughs]" " Is that madame lebuef?" " Aahhh!" "Ghost hunter!" " Hey, what's cookin'?" " Not much." "What's up with you?" " No, I literally meant "what are you cooking?"" " Dad and I are working on this year's entry" "For the taste of new orleans gumbo contest." " How do ghosts enter a food contest?" " Every year we submit our gumbo" "Under the fake name "crawdaddy."" " The fact that no one's ever seen us" "Adds to our mystique." " Miles and ray have won two years in a row." "I think it's two years in a row." "I can't remember because" "They've only told me 57 times." " It's two years in a row." "And after tomorrow" "You can make that three." " And with the prize money," "I'm gonna buy a very rare comic book" "Dapper dan:" "Super spy, snappy dresser." "You know, they only made one issue." " Shocking." "So this prize money-- is it enough to buy," "I don't know, a brand-new fabulet" "With a terabyte drive in a hot pink glitter case?" " I don't understand most of those words," "But it's $1,000." " Hot mama, we're making gumbo!" " Taylor, you know nothing about making gumbo." " That's why you're gonna help me." " Taylor, I know nothing about making gumbo." " Mom, you always say we don't have" "Enough mother-daughter time." " Hmm, that's true." "And experts do say the teen years" "Are crucial parent child bonding" " Less talkie, more cook-ie!" " Ladies, you're serious?" "Making gumbo is a delicate art." "It takes years to even" " Oh!" "Found a recipe." " A real cajun doesn't need a recipe." "He cooks from his soul." " That's sweet-- could you tell your soul" "To put a lid on it," "So we can concentrate over here?" "[laughter]" " [mockingly laughs]" " Oh." " All right, okay." "Laugh all you want." "You're never gonna win." "We have a special secret ingredient" "You won't find in any grocery store." " Pfft, like we need some secret ingredient." "Mom, can I see you in the bakery?" "We need some secret ingredient." " We have a secret ingredient, sweetie." "The power of mother-daughter bonding." " We're doomed." " So I need help getting revenge on a ghost," "And you are a ghost expert." " I can help you." "Come to my shack in the swamp." "I've got all kind of things" "You won't find in an ordinary store." "My card." " "madame lebuef's swamp shack." ""I've got all kinds of things" "You won't find in an ordinary store."" " Excuse me, I hate to butt in," "But... [thud]" "Any chance you sell anything that could add" "A little kick to a pot of gumbo?" "Say, some secret ingredient?" " Ooh, I've got a whole section of 'em." "Here's a coupon for 10% off." " This is for a car wash." " Do you want the discount or not?" " Frankie, grab your bug repellent." "We're going to the bayou." "What does one wear to a swamp?" " Could be deep water." "We'll need something high-waisted" "That we don't mind destroying." "Both:" "Mom's jeans." " This place gives me the creeps." "[animal growls] what was that?" " Would you relax?" "It was either an alligator" "Or a family of venomous water moccasins." "[crunching sound]" "Alligator." " Watch your step." "[alligator growling] [whimpers]" "This shop is even freakier than I thought it would be." " I know." "I wonder if they do birthday parties." " I do." "Ever played ring toss with a ram's skull?" " I..." "Love..." "Her." " Okay girls, what do you need?" "I've got spells, spices," "Toad stew," "And, starting next month," "Pilates on the porch." " I want revenge on a ghost." " Good." "Because the toad's a little undercooked." "[toad croaks] - [screams]" " Perhaps you'd be interested in this." " A doll?" " A magical voodoo doll." "If I make one in your ghost's image," "Anything you do to that doll," "Your ghost will feel." "Observe." " Ow!" " You have a ghost?" " No." "A husband..." "Who never puts his pants away!" "Now tell me what your ghost looks like." "And be specific." " Gosh." "I don't know." "He's got a normally kind of face," "With a regular-ish sort of nose" "And a mouth that's sort of" "What's the word?" "Mouth-like." " How's this?" " Whoa." "You're very talented." " Then why do we live in a swamp?" "Ow!" " This smells interesting." "[sniffs] what is it?" " Petrified pig poop." " Can you just tell me if you have anything" "That'll make gumbo pop." " [laughs] I've got just the thing." "People around these parts" "Love a little heat in their gumbo." "And nothing's hotter than this little fella" "The dragon tooth pepper." " How hot is it?" " [screaming]" "Ahh, come on!" " I'll take it." " So, what do you think, pops?" "All done?" " Ahh." "Smells like first place." " Yeah." " Again." "[snaps fingers]" " Oh, yeah?" "Well, I think it smells like feet." "De-feat!" "Burn!" "Ow!" "Burn." "Where have you been?" "This is supposed to be mother-daughter time." " I was out getting a special ingredient." " I told you we didn't need one." "The recipe I found is really good." "[gasps] loving your jeans, by the way." " Mom, we need to focus." "There's a fabulet on the line here." " Too late." "It's done." "Actually, I'm done." "You..." "Can clean up." "High five." "There, we bonded." " All right, time to give our gumbo a little bite," "Courtesy of the dragon tooth." "How much should I put in?" "Eh." "More is always better." "[sizzles] now we're cooking." "Ooh, boy!" "[thud]" "Oh, man, that's way too hot." "Good-bye, fabulet." "Unless..." "Hello, fabulet." " Hey, what up, short stack?" "[chuckles] that was a syrup joke." " Was it?" "Check out my new toy." " It's kind of ugly." " It's you." "Meet my "lou-doo" doll." " Your what?" " My louie voodoo doll." "Whatever I do to it happens to you." " [laughs] yeah, right." " I hoped you'd say that." " Whoa!" "That thing really works." " Indeed it does." "And you, my friend, are in deep voodoo." "[laughs] that was a "doo-doo" joke." " Aah!" "[thud]" " How much longer till you don't find this funny?" " I'll let you know." "Uh-oh." "Here comes the booger patrol." " Is this really necessary?" " Fine, we'll take a little break." "What say you snap yourself" "In a nice big pitcher of ghost o.J.?" "No way." "You're just going to make me" "Pour it on my head." " Bingo." " Well, you can't make me." "Don't think about orange juice," "Don't think about orange juice... [snaps fingers]" "Ha!" "Ghost milk." "Joke's on you!" " Is it?" " [weeps sadly]" " 2% milk, 100% payback." "[laughs]" " [crying]" " There she is." "Two gallons of savory cajun perfection." "Son, we're just hours away from victory number three." " And me winning the cash to get my comic book." "If there's enough money left over" "Bicycle insurance." " Hmm." "After all their bragging," "Michelle and taylor are gonna have to eat their words." "And even worse, their gumbo." "[laughs]" "Both: [screaming]" "My head is on fire!" "[puffing air] [gasping]" " Sweet louisiana lava!" "What'd you put in there?" " I added the same amount of kick I always do!" "I must've gotten distracted and overdone it." " Wow." "Their gumbo smells as good as what we usually make." "But not quite." " We don't have time to make another batch." "Well, I guess this means no dapper dan comic." "These tears are from the onion." " [groans]" "Poor little guy." "I know he had his heart set on that third blue ribbon" "I mean comic book." "As a father and a gentleman," "I have to do what's right." "[laughs, snaps fingers]" " No, I mean it." "I think you're gonna win." "You guys nailed your gumbo." " The trick is not to put any strange," "Exotic ingredients in it." "So I did not do that." " Well, I guess it's another year" "Without bicycle insurance." "I'm just thumbing my nose at johnny law." "Congratulations, taylor." "You earned it." " [stilted] can't take the guilt." "Ugh." "Why do I have to be such a caring person?" "There." "Good-bye, fabulet." "Guess I'll have to watch shows on a tv" "And talk to my friends on a phone" "Like some kind of freak." " Oh, good." "You're just in time." "My sneaker's untied." " Then you better watch your step." " Big words for a small man" "Controlled by an even smaller doll." "You can tie my shoe or smell your own armpit." " [as tony montana] or you can say hello" "To my little friend." " Where did you get that?" "Free overnight shipping." "And starting next month," "Pilates on the porch." " Looks like we got ourselves an old fashioned voo-duel." " You wanna dance?" "Let's dance." "[groaning]" "That all you got?" "Round and round the frankie goes," "Where she stops," "Only louie knows!" " [screaming]" " [screams]" "What happened?" "Aw, man." "Stuck in a doll again?" "You gotta be kidding me." "That's it." "Frankie." "You're going down!" "[grunts]" "This is for the milk!" " Get your tiny mitts off of me!" " Gross, your hair's sticky!" " It's the syrup, felt face!" " Uh, louie?" "Where's the frankie doll?" "[thud]" "Louie, something's got my doll," "And whatever it is has whiskers." " [screams]" "It's a giant mutant raccoon!" "[raccoon squeaks] oh, wait." "It's a regular-sized raccoon." " Louie, help!" "Jump in the vent and get my doll back." "Save me." " Oh, man." "I hate raccoons." "Why couldn't it have been a pony" "Living in the vent?" "A sweet little vent pony" "Named butterscotch," "Who gallops on a rainbow" " Hurry!" " Okay." "I'm coming for you, frankie doll!" "[grunts] [shrieks]" " Sounds like you scared him!" " That was me!" "Aahh!" " Might as well get this over with." " I can't wait for the judge to taste our gumbo." "It is going to melt in his mouth." "Both:" "Or just melt his mouth." "Why'd you say that?" "[chuckling] nothing." " Shh." "Here he comes." "Try to look southern." "[clears throat]" " And next we have the lady hathaways." "Welcome to the competition." " [southern accent] oh, how do." " I'd recognize that accent from anywhere." "You're from new york city." "Couple of yankees think" "They can make some louisiana gumbo?" "Well, we'll just see about that now, won't we?" "[laughs] oh, yes, we will." "Oh, my goodness." "That's downright scrumptious." "In fact, that might be the one to beat, folks." "[laughs] and as always," "We got the mysterious crawdaddy," "Whose anonymous entry never fails to delight." " If this isn't the spicy gumbo, then where's the-  [slurps]" "Oh!" "Oof!" "Fiery mississippi mud pie!" "That's hot!" "That's hot!" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Aah!" " What is happening?" " We over-spiced our gumbo." " No, you didn't." "I over-spiced our gumbo." "And I wanted to win so badly I switched it with yours." "But I don't understand." "I felt guilty." "So I switched the pots back." " So..." "[laughs]" "Funny story." " Whoa!" "Whoa-oh!" "[screams]" " After I smelled the spicy gumbo," "I may also have switched the pots so we'd win." " "may?"" " I did." " I am shocked at both of you!" "Am I the only one who read and initialled" "The competition ethics guidelines?" " Uh-huh." " Yeah." " You're a weird little boy." " [blubbering]" "Whoo!" " Dad, I guess we deserve this." " Now that's some genuine cajun kick-butt right there!" "I love it!" "All:" "What?" " First prize goes to crawdaddy" "For the third year in the row!" " [laughs] ah!" " Yeah, baby!" "Three in a row!" " Dapper dan, here I come." " Wait!" " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Since actually this is my gumbo... [laughs] I kind of won too." " Great, so everybody gets something but me?" " Taylor, you got the best thing of all" "A valuable lesson." " Wanna trade?" " I do not." "[all laughing and cheering] [clanging] - louie, what's taking so long?" " Don't worry." "I've got him right where I-- aaahh!" " [groaning]" " Almost got the doll." "Hey, that's jv, dude." "Nothing below the belt." "[raccoon squeaks]" "Oh, no, you don't!" " Help!" "[raccoon shrieking]" " [grunting] [raccoon screaming] [clanging]" " Uh-oh." "[banging]" " Louie?" "You okay?" "[banging] [banging]" "Louie?" " Did somebody call for a hero?" " You saved me!" "You know what?" "This is the first time I ever hugged you." " Relax." "I already jumped out." " I knew that." " Sorry I almost fed you to a raccoon." " Sorry I gave you a milk bath." "Maybe we should stop messing with each other." " Are you kidding?" "I was so bent on revenge," "I studied for weeks to master the syrup trick." "You make me a better ghost, frankie." " I do force you to think outside the box." "[sighs]" "What do you say we just get rid of these dolls?" " Absolutely." "These things are bad news." "But we're gonna make voodoo dolls" "Of taylor and miles, right?" " Oh, absolutely." "For switching the gumbo pots." "I hope you can forgive me, buddy." "I take that as a no." " I have no idea why I just did that." "[upbeat music]" "Or why I'm doing this." " Miles, you look ridicul-- [shrieks]" "What is happening?" " Louie, what are we thinking?" "We should be recording this." "♪" "♪" "[thunderclap]"