"Boy, there is nothing like spending a day at a museum to remind you just how painfully boring museums are" "I don't understand why they used to paint everybody so fat" "It's disgusting" "Although, Jesus did look pretty hot a couple of times" "You know, I once did it in a museum" "Really?" "Yeah, just now." "Some old guy rubbed up against me and I thought, ugh well, may not know much about art but I know what I like" "Well, I love the Metro Museum of Art" "Especially, 'cause if you cover up this part with your fingers you can make it say "fart"" "That sounds like a museum where you might have your own wing" "Excuse me." "Oh" "No problem" "Well, well, well." "Look at you all checking out guys' asses" "That's the first time you've done that since the divorce" "Well, that's because I've decided that it's time for to start dating again" "Yay!" "Oh, good for you, sweetie!" "I was gonna say "yay"" "Well, you know, our anniversary is coming up and it got me thinking" "I should get back in the game" "Leo got back in the game" "Leo got back in the game while we were still married" "You know, if you're serious about this there's a guy I've been dying to set you up with" "Sure!" "Bring him on Grace Adler is open for business" "Why do you got to be so graphic?" "Honey, I have got the perfect guy for you" "He's sweet, he's funny and he is a very tender lover" "Really?" "Who is he?" "Oh, um, I don't know his name but he's in his sixties, hangs out at the museum" "And if that doesn't work out there's a guy in my office Really smart, great sense of humor" "Oh, gosh." "Not that loser who's always organizing those pot-lucks and bake sales" "No, no, that's me!" "You know what?" "Set 'em up Set 'em all up." "Come one, come all" "All right, we get it." "Attention, hikers." "All trails lead to mount Grace!" "7x08 Saving Grace, Again (1)" "Oh, gosh I'm nervous." "I haven't done this in a while" "What?" "Shave above the knee?" "Don't be nervous." "Alan is a great guy And it's only dinner." "No big deal" "You're right Who cares if it works out?" "I'm just looking to get a couple of dates under my belt" "And if it works out it works out!" "If it doesn't, it doesn't But if it did, it would be great" "Great, it'd be fantastic!" "This is a big date for you" "I know." "It might be my last chance at happiness" "Might be?" "Definitely is" "Yeah, do not screw it up" "Okay, I should go" "Wish me luck" "Good luck." "Wait, whoa" "You got a thing there" "It's just some cover-up I had a spot" "Okay, cover-up is supposed to cover it up not make it look like a little clay mountain" "God, you can shoot an episode of "Davey and Goliath" on that thing" "Okay, before you go I wanna give you some advice" "You wanna give me advice on dating?" "That's a joke" "I'm in a serious relationship and you're divorced and living with a gay guy" "Go on" "Okay, keep your shoes on at the table" "Eat butter with bread not as an hors d'oeuvre" "And when the waiter offers you fresh ground pepper don't say "Is it free?"" "Anything else?" "Yes." "You look beautiful" "Now, come here." "Lean forward" "Okay, enough!" "It's a first date" "He's not gonna get as far with me as you just did" "Well, looky here Get all slutted up for Will's guy" "Won't even give my guy a chance" "Your guy wasn't a guy Your guy was Sharon" "Our lesbian UPS carrier" "Nice" "A snob and a homophobe" "And what about my guy, Richard?" "I thought you'd like him 'cause he's a world traveler" "He hops trains" "The studio apartment he referred to was a feed cart" "Nice." "A snob and a hobo-phobe" "Well, in any event, honey we're rooting for you" "Have a good date" "Oh." "Hey, hey, come here One more thing." "Here." "C'mere" "Will already adjusted them" "Oh, I wasn't adjusting them" "Well, I don't know what's wrong with Grace" "We're good at fixing people up" "I know!" "I set up the Governor of Jersey with his boyfriend" "Well... not so much set them up as loaned them my apartment" "Hey, we should set each other up!" "Yeah." "I haven't been on a date in ages" "Other than those dinners with Mark Wahlberg" "Well, he threw out half a turkey wrap and I put it in a baggie" "I eat a little bit every night" "All right, honey." "I'll fix you up What do you like again?" "Ah, men" "I know just the gender Give me more" "He'd have to be kind with just an air of mystery about him" "Something that'd make my pants go. huh!" " Gotcha." "Okay, let's do me now." " Okay, what do you like?" "Oh, I don't know, honey I mean, I'm almost 200 years old" "You know, I just don't have time for all this getting-to-know-ya crap" "I just want somebody who gets me Somebody who's comfortable in my world and makes me laugh and occasionally brings me flowers" "And... somebody who likes kittens and the hard-core bondage scene" "So, what do you like to do when you're not interior designing?" "Well, you know, I like to read novels and books go to the museum" "Oh, I went to the Met the other day" "So did I!" "I love that place!" "You know if you block out the name with your finger" "Nevermind Uh, what was your favorite part?" "Ah, well..." "Okay actually I just went in to use the bathroom" "So, I guess my favorite part was the toilet part" "I really don't like museums" "Oh, thank God You know what else I hate?" "Reading" "You know, I probably shouldn't say this on the first date but mostly..." " I like to watch TV" " I love TV!" "Ever since my divorce it's been like my best friend" "Oh." "Did I mention that I'm divorced?" "It's kind of a sad story" "Oh, it's 911." "I should take this." "Hello?" "Stop talking about your divorce." "Are you here?" "Yeah, I'm under the table" "Really?" "Look." "Just keep it light and breezy" ""Do you like magazines?" "I, too, like magazines!"" "Goodbye, Will" "Sorry." "Oh, that's okay." "You were telling me about your divorce Oh, forget about that" "Tell me about you I wanna hear about you" "Well, I'm the mother of two beautiful boys, Gavin and Tommy and I am super-excited to play the "Feud"" "Sorry, it was on while I was getting ready" "That's funny" "What?" "How many times have you giggled with the hair toss?" "One." "Really?" "Two" "Really?" "Three" "I'm here all night" "Eight, okay?" "Leave me alone It's going well" "Uh, would you hand me the butter please?" "Thanks" "No thanks, I don't want to fill up on bread" "Hey, Grace it's Alan" "I know our date just ended but I wanted to call and say I had a great time" "That's sweet So did I" "You're so funny." "Easy to talk to, and..." "and gorgeous, by the way" "There's the second date" "Anyway, call me sometime" "Tonight if you want." "I'm home But not in a sad way" "I actually had a date with a beautiful redhead tonight" "Call me and I'll tell you about it" "You know what?" "I think I will call you, Alan." "Why Not?" "Hey, Grace" "Sorry, uh, bad connection Ji--Holland Tunnel" "Just called--say hi Our anniversary's coming up" "Remember that plan we had?" "I w--thinking about you." "It's Leo, by the way" "Hey!" "How did the date with Alan go?" "Oh, it didn't go very well." "I don't think I'm gonna see him again" "Goodnight" "Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" "I know not every body has got a body like you" "But I gotta think twic" "Hey!" "Just, uh listening to the radio" "And with the holy cleansing fire the sodomites shall be purged from the land!" "I think it's important to get both sides" "Well, you're going to hell anyway so you might as well dance" "So, listen, why, uh-- why didn't it work out with Alan?" "Oh, God How much butter did you eat?" "No, we just didn't click" "So, Gracie what happened last night?" "Did you call Leo back or did you let him dangle?" "Leo called?" "It was nothing He left a message" "How did you even know about that?" "How come I don't even know about it?" "Um, I know the code to your machine" "It's 52" "Will's age" "Wait, what" " What did he say?" "I don't" " I don't remember It was nothing." "I erased it" "No you didn't, silly you saved it to your private mailbox" "And that code is 34C Girl is obsessed with my boobies!" " Hey, stop!" " No, no, no, no." "Let's hear it." "Hey, Grace" "Sorry, uh, bad connection Ji--Holland Tunnel" "Just called--say hi Our anniversary's coming up" "Remember that plan we had?" "I w--thinking about you" "It's Leo, by the way" "So, you're not going out with Alan again because your ex-husband called you from a submarine?" "What is he even talking about?" "What plan?" "We'd always talked about how every year on our anniversary we would" "We would go back to the roof of the Peninsula Hotel" "And jump?" "And make love on the way down" "To commemorate where we shared our first moment together as a married couple" "We had our wedding pictures taken there I think, I think he wants us to meet" "Yeah, honey." "Usually when couples agree to things like that it's because neither one of them has slept with an underage Cambodian girl" "It was another doctor and she wasn't underage" "Oh, Grace" "Like women can be doctors" "Hold on, you're not considering meeting him?" "I don't know Probably not" "Definitely not!" "It would be like the stupidest thing you could possibly do!" "You see, this is why I didn't tell you because I know you" "I knew that you would get all judgmental and finger pointing" "That's where you're wrong Bec" "Look I just" " I hate to see you all worked up over a few staticky words" "Yeah, G.G., I mean, how do you know he'd even be there?" " Because he said he loved me" " He didn't say he loved you" "Yes, he did at the end" "I didn't hear it and I listened to it like, 40 times today" "Here it comes" "thinking about you" " Here" " It's Leo, by the way" ""I love you, by the way."" ""It's Leo, by the way."" "Okay, okay." "All right all right." "Grace" "I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything in there about love" "I think I might know what I may have heard" "And I am absolutely sure I may have heard "I love you"." "I think" "Why did he have to call?" "What does it matter?" "I mean, what if he did say "I love you"?" "What do you think's gonna happen?"" "You show up on the roof and you look him in the eyes and all of a sudden, he`s not the guy who always put work before his marriage" " And, oh yeah, cheated on you!" " Okay!" "Stop lecturing me, all right?" "This anniversary is kicking my ass already" "Just back off I need some space" "Space?" "You know what?" "That's a good idea" "I know exactly what to do" "Oh good, problem solved Will's gonna shoot her into space" "That's nice I've done that for friends" "Here's the plan" "I'm booking a hotel in the Berkshires for the weekend" "Great." "Finally I can get some quiet around here" "No, you're coming with me I know you, Grace" "If you don't, you're gonna spend your whole anniversary sitting around here obsessing about Leo" "Will?" "Stop it Stop trying to fix everything, okay?" "I'm not going anywhere with you I just need to figure this out for myself" "Honey, I'm so excited about my date!" "Oh, good Lord" "They'll let anybody in here Honey, would you look at that?" "That's my gosh-darned gardener" "Good evening, Mrs. Walker or may I call you Karen?" "You may not!" "How the hell did you get out of the house?" "You haven't accrued enough points to go off-grounds!" "No, Karen, this is your date" "Apparently, his name is Cliff" "He is a widower a decorated war hero and a breast cancer survivor" "Stop humanizing him!" "I know it sounds crazy, Karen but think about it for a second" "You said you wanted somebody who knew you inside and out and who would bring you flowers" "For you" "But please, don't tell Rosario" "We have a casual thing going" "Great." "Now I'm getting Rosario's sloppy seconds!" "Thanks for the crappy date!" "Hi, um, Karen" "Here!" "This is what a great fix-up looks like" "Hello, handsome" "Is there somewhere else we could go?" "My wife's mother comes here" "Your wife!" "?" "Honey, he's what they call on the down low" "Oprah did a whole show about it" "Married men who like to get a little man time on the side" "Yeah, but I'm not gay" "And I would never suggest you were" "Uh, would you excuse us for a moment?" "I don't mean to be rude, but I need to pull her over here and tell her how disgusted I am by you" "Listen..." "When you come out give me a call" "That's the best you could come up with?" "I've never so insulted in my whole life!" "Yeah, well at least I tried!" "I wore my Doc Martin's to the nub trolling gay bars for you!" "I inhaled so much glitter my boogers look like disco balls!" " I couldn't find anyone!" " I couldn't find anyone for you either!" "And I wore my bone to the nub trolling all the gay bars in Manhattan" "The point is nobody's good enough for you" "Yeah, well nobody's good enough for you either" "And they never will be!" "It almost sounds like you don't want me to find anyone" "Yeah, well, maybe I don't" "Come on, let's face it, Jackie" "You're the only who's good enough for me" "Oh, Karen, I feel the same way about you, too" "Hey!" "Why don't we be each other's boyfriend?" "Oh, Jackie, I'd like that That sounds sweet" "Just one question" "How would I get my rocks off?" "Well, that's easy" "We just have sex on the side" "Like married people do" "This is it, Grace!" "I'm leaving!" "Weekend in the Berkshires Last chance!" "I'm serious, chances are-- are dwindling here" "All right, I'm gonna count to three One, two, three" "Who you talking to, crazy?" "What are" " You're coming?" "Why did you keep hanging like that?" "'Cause it's fun to make your voice go up that high" "Come on, I can't wait to get out of here and forget about my anniversary" "Thanks for doing this" " Glad I could help, sweetie" " Oh!" "I got us a special treat" "Stockard Channing reading The Secret Life of Bees" "Ugh." "Audiobooks" "Just another plot to shove books down our throat" "Yeah." "This reading thing has gotten out of hand" "I hear they're pushing this junk on kids now" "Junk." "Junk food." "Oreos Good idea." "I'll get them" "Hey, Grace." "Sorry, uh, bad connection." "Ji--Holland Tunnel" "Come on, what're you doing in there?" "Just called--say hi Our anniversary's coming up" "Remember that plan we had?" "I w" "Okay!" "Here we come!" "Ready to go!" "You guys knock so softly we barely heard you" "What a re" " What are you doing?" "We're coming to the Berkshires with you to help you get your mind off Leo" "You're not invited" "Uh, that's not for you to decide, okay?" "It's up to Grace" " You're not invited" " Yay!" "It's unanimous!" " Road trip!" " Shotgun!" "God, I hope she means she wants to ride in the front seat"