"INTERNATIONAL BANK" "As I supposed, the flat is empty from 7 pm till 2 am." "Good evening, mademoiselle Claudine, always on time like clockwork!" "Can't you see a sign of fate when we meet everyday?" "Who knows..." "I can only see the same working hours." "Right, me at the newsroom and you at the night club." "Two worlds, two latitudes." "Although distant, they almost touch each other yet and go together." "Claudine, when will you accept an invite for a lunch at my house?" "When will you let me publish a picture of me on your newspaper?" "I'd gladly do that." "I've already told you: as soon as I'll be given the gossip column." "I've to deal with politics for now." "It doesn't matter, I'm not in a hurry and will be waiting." "May I go with you?" " Do you have a car?" "No, a vespa." "You know, the traffic jam." "It must not be hard to sneak into the bank through the ceiling." "We need to make a hole in the right place, just on.." "...the bank vault." "Gaigher will take care of detecting its position." "He's really an expert in that field of detection." "When he's in shape, he doesn't step out of a millimeter." "I remember that in London..." " Any news about this guy?" "We have already called him." " The heist will be on Friday by night." "So no one will find anything till next Monday." "It seems a perfect plan to me." "We don't use to leave anything to chance, miss Ursula." "That man is always to be kept under surveillance." "Three Cinzanos and one orangeade." "2,500 Lire, thanks." "How much?" " 2,500." "Keep the rest." " Thanks and have a good evening." "Let's go." " Good evening." " Good evening." "Good evening, see you." "Waiter." "Please." "M...may I help you?" "How much?" " The check?" "Right away." "I want to pay." "A beauty doesn't pay on Saturday." "Thanks." "I hope I'll be able to repay." "But it's Friday today." "Waiter, a chair." "Who knows..." "Forgive me, madam." " How rude!" "Is it ok, now?" "Carlo, what have you done?" " What do I know?" "I didn't do that on purpose." "You might take that." " I didn't see it." "Go, I'll take care of it." "Yes, sorry." " I'm really sorry, I'll fix it immediately." "Yes, sorry!" "Ouch!" "Waiter." " I'm coming." "Against bad luck and calamity drink Stravecchio Branca and everything will go away." "Oh!" "We really didn't need this." "Your committments are starting from 7 pm on." "No, you set the day, not the time." "I must leave for Marseille this evening at 7 pm." "You could leave tomorrow, Gaigher." "No, it's not possible, my dear." "After all I'm able to detect a bank vault in half a hour with a margin of error of 4 or 5 centimeters at most." "But the flat won't be available till 7 pm." "So pospone." "What do I have to tell you?" "That's impossible." " Hire a local technician." "It's not wise." "I can't pospone my departure at all." "Pay for calling me here and let me leave for Marseille, where I've much more important business." "We don't care about your business at Marseille." "I do care." "Just a moment." "Maybe the thing could be brought forward." "But our man is getting out at 7 pm." "Right!" "Right..." "Who's?" "I'm coming." "Hello." "Don't you ask why I'm here?" "Oh, yes." "Why are you here?" "Were you sleeping?" " No, a light half-sleep." "Almost a meditation." "Am I bothering you?" " Not at all!" "My house is yours!" " It's nice here." "I do like all this." " It's a bit messy." "Oh, I hate precision." " Really?" "It's a sign of mediocrity." "There's always a bit of insanity and genius in the mess." "And all that I find in this house reveals an artistic character." " What a sharp eye." "Do you live alone?" " Of course." "What?" "Are you closing the curtain?" " For more privacy." "Stop, please." "Aren't you here to repay?" "We still don't know each other." " That's true." "May I introduce myself?" "Carlo Barazzetti." "And you?" "Ursula." "Ursula, what a fascinating, overwhelming, exciting name!" " Keep calm, Carlo." "It's impossible, I can feel a fever, being you so close to me." "I'm burning!" "Touch how I'm burning!" "And you?" "What about you, Ursula?" "Let me check if you're burning!" "No, please!" "Talk a bit about you." "Alright." "I was born as a child in the distant 1937, from a humble but respectable family." "Not this way." "No." "Radius, 33." "We're over the director's room." "How do you find me?" " Bad, very bad." "I knew that." "Excuse, you're going too far!" " Me?" "Ok, darling, excuse me." "Let's start everything from scratch again!" "No!" "Let's play a bit of music." "A bit of music, please." " Din, din, din?" "Yes." " I'll play a record." "Now I'll lead you over the bank vault, ok?" "I think this is fine." "Ursula." "My love!" "Oh, no!" "I'm not a lover for rent at all!" "Then you say I'm going too far." "How about that." "I'm so precise about my things." "A complete romantic." "No." "We can become engaged but doing things properly." "A bit of romanticism, gosh!" "You've even got my hair in a mess." "So, I'm slowly yet peremptorily coming closer." "I'm caressing your beautiful head with a blonde hair, then I'm slowly laying you down like a feather." "I'm gazing into your wonderful eyes." "And then..." "Ursula, do you remember then that time of your life when beauty glistened in your laughing and darting eyes?" "What is he saying?" " Quiet!" " It's late." "Ursula, please, let's contain our instincts to a limit of normality." " Sure." "Excuse me, my sock." "You know, an articular rheumatism." "No, wait." "Will we have a drink at the bar?" "What will you drink?" "No, kiss me." " Again?" " Yes." "Please, again." " Ursula, how seductive." "Your kisses are taking my breath away." "I no longer understand anything." "Do you sense I'm upset?" " Calm down." "Yes, but everything seems so strange to me." "So unreal." "I'd have never imagined that you..." "Keep quiet and kiss me!" "It almost seems that you don't want my kisses!" "What are you saying, Ursula, my darling?" "What are you saying?" "You know what it's?" "I'm feeling embarrassed." "I feel like being spied." "As if there were a lot of people." "I can't make myself clear." "As if we kissed each other at a station." "What a strange idea, Carlo." "Calm, close your eyes." "Dreaming will be easier for you." "Dreaming about me and you together." "Why dreaming now that we keep reality on our hands?" "Do not insist, dream with me listening to this gentle tune." "I'll tell you very softly, very softly." "Ursula, you're making me feel seasick!" "My head's spinning, everything's moving." "I feel like sailing." " Close your eyes and dream." "Yes..." "Dream." " Yes, I'm dreaming." "Dream, c'mon." "My love, I feel like being on board ship." "I feel like being Ulysses." "Ulysses,...yes." " I can hear the mermaids singing." "Tie me to the mainmast, I don't want to hear the mermaids!" "Tie me!" "And if I'm Ulysses, who are you?" "Penelope?" "But Penelope uses to weave and you don't." "So, who are you?" "You're Circe, the sorceress." "Now dream, Ulysses." "Where are my friends?" "You've made all of them become little pigs, haven't you?" "Rascal." "But I don't want to become a little pig." "I want to be your hero, yes, your Ulysses." "That's it, well said." "You're my hero." "I've never loved, but I feel that this is love!" "Yes, it's love!" "I love you, Ursula." "I love you!" "Very loudly, I'm telling you very loudly!" "Brute!" " Ouch!" "Pig!" "Again?" "What's wrong with you?" " All the men are like that." "A drove of pigs!" "I no longer get anything, first you kiss, then you beat." "What do you want more than love?" "Let's forget the past." " Yes, let's forget it." "Ursula." "Pig!" "Circe!" "Ouch." "Maybe she loves me." "What is this?" "A very quick-drying cement." "When we're back on top, we will close the hole and they won't notice anything downstairs till Monday." "Now we can go down." "I'm on the staircase." "You take care of the bank vault, I've another little work to do." "A secret?" "I've accepted to organize this heist on condition that you won't have asked questions." "And we won't, will we?" " Agreed." "Let's get to work." " We have all the time." "Our man won't come back home before four or five hours." "A bit of cream?" " Sure." "Pardon, sir, wrong manouvre." "I'll fix it immediately." "What are you doing, are you mad?" " Sorry,.." "...I didn't do that on purpose." "I'll fix it immediately." "Do not worry, nothing has happened." "Your glasses are misty, I'll clean them up." "Sorry, madam." " Enough!" "Nothing has happened." "The cream didn't get out so I shaked it and so..." "How dare you!" "Enough, wretch, I'll ruin you!" "I'll put this bar out of business!" " What's happened?" "The cream didn't get out of the siphon." "Yes?" " I shacked it..." "It's not my fault." " Go away!" "It's fault of..." " You're fired!" "Why should it be my fault?" " Away!" "Is it true, madam?" " Away!" "But it's not my fault." " Away!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "?" "Get out of my way." " What did I do?" "I said "Go away!"." " Madam, what did I do?" "I said "Go away!"." " I'd like to have an ice-cream." "Our apologies, lady and gentleman, we're at your..." "It's pointless!" "You're always the usual dirty person!" " Ouch!" "Have you still a lot to do, Sphinx?" " If you wait for his answer..." "C'mon, hurry up." "The scent of bank vaults wets my appetite." "What's up?" "Nothing, professor." "Perfect!" "Where am I?" "Who are you?" "Burglars!" "Ursula!" "Ursula, what are you doing here?" "Oh, I've got everything!" "You came and looked for me!" "Did you find me?" "No, because I was away." "And what is this?" "The bank." "Oh my, how much money!" "And who are you?" "An ugly dwarf." "Oh, I've got everything!" "They made a hole into my house and captured you!" "Good thing that I've come in time!" "I'll save you!" "On guard." "Let's go!" "Take the dollars and let's clear off." "He's already made us waste too much time." "Is it so important?" "Much more important than your dollars, my dear girl." "It's a sample of a brand new alloy destined to nukes and space ships." "Dangerous loot." "Exactly." "All the secret agents in the world will be after me." "May I introduce myself?" "Carlo Barazzetti, nice to meet you." "Will you be able to make it by yourself?" "I'm an old hand at the job." "Nowadays some numbers like zero or seven are enough to be a secret agent." "When I started this job, other skills were requested." "So you take part in the gang too." "Sure!" "Boys, let's go." "Go in order and keep calm." "And you do not play jokes!" "Perfect." " Amazing." "One can't see anything at all." "Wonderful, professor." "What will we make much of him?" "It was written in the stars that his young life should have come to an end in a hot summer night at twenty seven past midnight exactly." "Right." "Unfortunately we have no other choice." "On the other hand he's a bachelor and has neither relatives nor friends." "Nobody will come and look for him before Monday." "Sure." "When they discover the heist, they will find also his corpse." "The bell's ringing." "Since they insist, it might be a telegram." "Open the door or we will awake the whole building!" "I must talk to mr Carlo." "Good evening, mr Carlo." " Good evening." "May we have a talk for a while?" " At your disposal." "Well, I'm a bit busy, to be honest." "But don't go away." "That is, in short..." " I had words with that shrew of the landlady!" "She gave my room to other people because I didn't want to pay a double rent!" "What a thief!" "But I slammed the door in her face!" "Well done, thieves deserve this and even more!" "Isn't that true?" "I want to ask if I may spend the night here." "Do you still have to play for long?" " No, not for long." "Isn't that true, my friends?" "We'll be still busy for a long time, a very long time." "Never mind, I'll be waiting." "Well..." "Cipì." " What?" "Cip." "How many cards?" "One, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven." "How many cards?" " The queen." "The queen?" "To be honest, it's against the rules, anyway I'll search it for you." "Queen of Hearts, do you like this card?" "You knocked on the table, hence I'm the winner." "So what?" "You know what?" "I go over there and start to straighten my clothes." "Carlo, so what?" "Have you called me here just to see you playing poker?" "Have I called you?" "But my friends insist with playing poker." "You know that I'm so tired to wait?" "I got it!" "I got everything!" "I'll come and take my luggage tomorrow!" "Good evening!" "Pig!" " Ouch!" "Distinction." "Hey, professor!" "That's exactly what we needed!" " A little delay in his journey to the beyond." " Idiot, didn't you realize that woman has messed everything up?" "Really?" "Explain, professor." "When she comes back tomorrow in the morning, she'll find his corpse." "Exactly." "Never leave corpses laying around a house." "Rather, I've got an idea." "Each go about his own business and friends again, ok?" "There's only one solution." "We must haul this guy, better, you must, because we go our separate ways now." "Each has had his own part." "Agreed?" "Just a moment, I can't move, my feet are cemented up here." "There's nothing which can save you." "Really?" "Once we will go through the border...slash slash!" "Make sure that no track of him will be kept." "Professor, forget slash slash." "I can't move from here, I want to see who's able to make me move." "I'll take care of it." " Calm down, you." "Oh!" "Damn!" "Good morning." "Where are you going?" "HELP!" "Just kidding." "Help!" "Yes, let me speak, miss, I'm talking to Barcelona!" "Hello?" "Oh, Margot." "Agreed, professor." "I will let you be detected by Ivan who's flying on a plane and I'll be waiting for you here." "See you." "I bet that this wreck won't start up either." "It has started up..." " Go, c'mon!" "So what?" " So drive!" "Careful!" " It's a car, I've seen it." "The brake!" "How to do?" " But I let it be inspected!" "This had just to happen when the road's going down?" "The van!" "Van!" "Help!" "What to do now?" " I don't know!" "Don't scream or I'll get confused!" "I'll leave the wheel." " No!" "I don't want to drive anymore!" " No!" "Ok, so I'll get off!" " Stop!" "Are you mad?" "Careful, there's a funeral!" " My condolences!" "What can I do about it?" "!" "?" "Get out of the way!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "!" "?" "Give us the dead back!" "Careful with the curve!" "Be always smiling..." "The road is going up." "Now it'll stop." "Now we will stop." "What is it?" "Careful with the hole!" "It might be worse, right?" "Were you scared, weren't you?" "Wimps." " Let's try to get off." "We're slipping out." " We're moving back!" "That's just what we didn't need!" "Giorgio, Kobaski, the luggage!" " Yes." "Help!" "Professor!" "Help me." " What's happened?" "Is the professor in?" " Where am I?" "C'mon." " How are you, professor?" "Quick, I've to go over there, close to the forest." "A plane's waiting for me." " It'll be useful for us too." "Quick!" "Let's move." " Let's go." "I was having a walk..." "You, hurry up!" "Look how they are driving!" "What's up, Stennifer?" " Didn't you notice that mess?" "It seems to be the professor's car." "Let's go and take a look." " Sure!" "They are shooting!" "Let's go." "Oh my!" "They are shooting over there!" " Where are Sphinx and Kobaski?" "What do I know?" "I've seen them falling down, perhaps they are dead." "Dead?" " Fine, we will divide the loot with their widows." " Let's clear off quickly!" "Come!" " Where are we going?" "Quick, professor, I saw a car following you from high on!" "That damned Stennifer!" " I don't want to take the plane!" "I'll follow you by a train, ok?" "I have nothing to do with it." "I..." "Hurry up!" "There's no time to waste!" "This guy is dead!" "He's dead!" "Quick, face down." "Damned cops." " That's not the police." "Police never shoots for first." "They will kill all of us!" " Those rascals won't catch me!" "Crook criminals, who do they think they are?" "What is it doing?" "!" "?" "It's moving!" "They are going away!" "The professor will leave us here." "Has he gone crazy?" "The plane's starting up!" " Alright!" "Alright?" "!" "?" "Can you pilot?" " No, but I watched some pilots many times!" " Why then you said "Alright"?" "Oh my!" " Take the control stick!" "The control stick?" " No, that one!" " This one?" "Oh!" "He's escaped from us!" "We have to inform the Colombian." "Let's go." "They are going away." " And the luggage is on the plane!" "Well, what are we waiting for?" "We must get those dollars back somehow." "Professor, I can't pilot and you don't know anything about planes." "The ground is down there, can you tell me where we're getting at?" "Calm." "Let's keep calm." " Calm?" "!" "?" "I wish you put yourself in my clothes with this thing in your hands!" "Then one gets confused with all these things!" "Professor, I can't pilot straightly!" "The control stick keeps on pulling me!" "It's pulling me again!" "What matters is not to do what a skunk does." "I wish there was a wheel at least." "Oh my!" "How high we're." "How much high we're?" "5,000, 10,000?" "I've never been so high." "My head's spinning." "My head!" " Keep still!" "They have turned the plane upside down!" "Was it you?" "Do not touch anything!" " It was you, idiot!" "Me?" " Try to use the rudder bar!" "Put it on the right position!" " The rudder bar!" "Even the brake's missing here, all my blood's rushing to my head!" "Help." "It's going better this way." " Yes." "Oh my!" "You're scaring me to death." "Have you seen how I've got the plane now, professor?" "Alright, we must keep the route now." "What?" " We must keep the route." "Easier said than done!" " West, North West." "Where's the West, right or left?" "Left." "I can't stand it anymore, I'm feeling completely stiff." "Is our destination still distant?" "If the route is correct, that must be Spain." " What?" "Spain!" "I don't have my passport either!" "The engine's coughing." " I'm feeling sick, just imagine!" "Fuel is going to be over!" "We must land!" "We'll have some fun now." "My wife's expecting!" "I need a doctor!" "My car has broken down!" "Doctor, got it?" "Doctor!" "Many thanks!" "Land!" "Professor, a car is over there." "I'll ask them to pick us up." " Yes!" "Go!" "Hey!" "This is even here!" "Excuse me." "What?" "What?" "I don't understand." "Always on time, professor." "Everything ok?" "In a manner of speaking." "I saw the plane from far away and I'm here." "I'll explain to you later." "Has everything been sorted out here?" "I've already got in touch with agents but there's a little glitch." "Meaning what?" " I had to change the hotel." "I noticed the Colombian at the Majestic." "The Colombian is a very smart guy, I think he's recognized me." "Nasty business, we must finish as soon as possible." "What do you want?" "I don't get it." "Which baby?" "What do you want?" "My wife's expecting." "What's up?" "Forget the doctor!" "I just wanted you to pick us up." "Professor, please tell to this madman I'm not an obstetrician!" "Let's go." " Yes." "Hey!" "Just a moment, there's me too!" "I'll punch you, you know?" "Professor!" "Where are you going?" "Wait for me!" "Welcome, lady and gentleman." "Boy, their luggages!" "Park my car into the garage." " Right away, madam." "Hello." " Hi." "Again that guy?" "Damned idiot!" "Who is this?" "I didn't know I had got a spare man!" "Professor." "May I introduce myself?" "Carlo Barazzetti, nice to meet you." "Boy, my luggage." "Against bad luck and calamity drink Stravecchio Branca and everything will go away." "I find her everywhere!" "That's why I had to take him with me." "I don't recognize you anymore, professor." "When a third wheel comes between I don't know any other solution." "Either I love or I kill an intruder." "Can you love him?" "No." "So kill him." "What's up?" "Have you become tender-hearted growing old?" "Too many people saw him and it'd have been hard to get rid of his corpse." "Maybe..." "Have you said that the Colombian is at the Majestic?" "I've got an idea." "What are you doing there alone?" "Come!" "Come here with us, my boy." "Come closer." "May I?" " Sure." "I don't want to disturb." " Not at all." "This guy is a crackerjack, you know?" "He was able to pilot the plane without ever having done it before." " It was very easy." "Just like driving a Cinquecento." "It had an engine only and then there's no traffic in the sky." "Listen, would you like to come back to Italy, wouldn't you?" "Yes, sir, I'd be grateful if you could pay my journey in advance." "Second class is fine as well." "You know, the nation." " What if I should propose you to stay with us?" " What are you proposing me?" "To do what?" " The secret agent." "Me?" "A secret agent?" " Sure." "As soon as I saw you, I realized you've got what it takes to succeed." "I've been always feeling it deep down myself!" "I knew I'made for adventure!" "So you're the head of the secret agents!" "A whistleblower!" "Pardon." "Professor!" " Yes?" "Show me the secret weapons, please, c'mon." "What is this?" " A pen!" "A pen, not at all!" "A pen..." "What is this instead?" "Really a radio?" "Alpha one calling Alpha two." "Alpha one calling..." "A lighter!" " A lighter..." "So what?" "Where's the camera?" "There's no camera." " Where's the minicam?" "It's buckle." " A buckle not at all!" "Let's make a nice picture of the lady now." "Madam, look here." "Smile, please." "Watch the birdie." "All that you have is real, what kind of secret agent you're?" "I'm from old school!" "Leave my pants!" "I'm helping you." " Leave my pants, I said!" "Leave!" "But if I leave your pants, you'll be left with your long johns!" "Enough!" "Kill him right away." " It's not possible." "Here's your first wage as a secret agent." "Oh, dollars!" "Thanks." "Listen, since I've been hired, I'd feel better if you gave me a calibre 12." "I'd appreciate a silencer if possible." "If not, never mind." "I'll shoot quietly." " Alright." "Listen to me, rather." " Tell me." "We must be very prudent in our job." "Indeed." "We must often change our identity." "My name's usually Ben Carrè on Monday." "A Moroccan diplomat." "Salvatore Lodugno on Tuesday." " A Sicilian baron." "Stephen Goldpopper on Wednesday." "An English scientist." "Hurtado Charles Sydney on Thursday." "A Congolese trumpeter." "On Friday Tamapoko." " A Japanese wealthy man." "On Saturday..." " Tripe." "Teokulo, an oil tycoon." " Amazing." "I'm also aware of some gimmicks." "Have you ever read Spillane?" "Madam, are you a whistleblower too?" "You, keep quiet!" " Here's your first assignment." "Go to the bureau and send this cablogram, don't forget." "My first assignment!" " Quiet!" "Be discreet." "I'll be equal to the situation." "What?" "I'm discreet..." "How can you trust an idiot?" "Kill him, please." "We will leave him in this room, so we will keep him in the middle." "You're very imprudent." "You've informed him of all your identities." " Old cards." "I've not been using them for 20 years." " It's much better to kill him!" "No." "Please, where can I send a cablogram?" "Go to right and after the staircase, turn left." " Many thanks." "Good morning." "Listen, miss, I have to send a cablogram." "But take care, please, ok?" "Is it urgent or very urgent?" " Very secret, be careful." "Ursula Martinelli..." "What a girl and what an attitude." "Maybe she's a bit too determined..." "Must I write all this?" "No, there's no need." "Let's start again." "Ursula Martinelli, near Battilocchi, San Michele 77, Ventimiglia." "Our goods are at the hotel Capsa Sal." "Stop." "Come and pick them up immediately." "Imbecile included." "Imbe...what?" " Imbecile." "Cile with the C letter, like counter-espionage." "Quiet!" "I've still the same opinion." "That idiot is too dangerous." "If I can't love somebody, I'll kill him." "Ursula will take care of getting rid of him." "He's useful for us for now." "Hey!" "Oh!" "I can't stand that idiot anymore!" "I'll dive." "Professor!" "Professor." "Nice little swimming trunks!" "Have you bought an one-piece swimsuit?" "No kidding." "I'll explain my plan of action to you shortly." "Really?" "Is there a plan?" "Do you think it's appropriate to talk here?" "Don't worry." " Who's worrying?" "That's a picture of the Colombian who's one of my mortal enemies with the Chorro and the Arab." " The enemies of my friends are my enemies!" "Let's make sure that nobody's watching us." "Can you notice anything interesting?" "Well, so and so." "Any suspicious moves?" "No, I wouldn't define it suspicious, quite the contrary..." "No, everything's alright as to moves." "Come!" "Have this man's features very clearly in your mind." "Tonight you'll have to watch his moves." "And where could he run away?" " Surely you'll find him at Las Cuevas." "The Colombian has an affair with a flamenco ballerina." "What a nerve..." "You must not lose sight of him and should he leave the night club, call me immediately." "But be careful not to attract attention!" "Can you see this ring?" " What?" "Can you see this ring?" "It's out of your character, professor." "It's a bad copy." "This ring is hot." " Why don't you take it out?" "In fact you'll wear it." " Me?" "If it's hot, why do you want to give it to me?" "I'm not an idiot, you know!" " It's hot on my finger." "Tonight I'll have to conclude a deal." "But I don't want to wear it." "It'd be ingenuos and dangerous." " That's really right!" "I give custody of it to you, who are unknown in the environment." "Take." "What are you doing?" " Where have you put it?" "Should not I come back to the hotel within 3 o'clock tonight leave for London and deliver it to that address., don't forget." "Learn by heart and destroy it!" "Agreed?" "May I know..." " Your life's in danger." "What?" " Your life's in danger." "The Colombian's aware that you work for the professor." "Is there already a rumour going round about it?" "News fly in our environment." "The Colombian has got a picture of you, you must leave quickly." "Who's speaking?" " "Salir pronto" means "Leave quickly", go away immediately." " I got it, but who's speaking?" "Who are you?" "Introduce yourself." "May I?" "Carlo Barazzetti, nice to meet you." "You have to go away immediately." " I can't, I must watch the Colombian." " Why?" "The professor has an important date." "You want to know too much, baby." "Can I trust you?" "I've informed you're in danger my friend." "So why should have I done that?" "Why did you do that?" " Because I stand with you." "Aren't you telling lies, are you?" " My word of honor." "You was telling that the professor has an important date." "At the old tower." "I must keep an eye on the Colombian and on Chorro too, at any cost." "You're very courageous." " I'm afraid of nothing." "Oh, yes!" "Now, boy, wear this." "It's a dance costume." " What?" "A dance costume, so the Colombian won't recognize you." "Won't it be a bit tight on me?" "Let's go, staying on the stage is the better place to watch their moves." "Dance." "Those three guys will look at you, if you don't dance they will take notice of your disguise." " Yes." "No." "No, not this way." "Stop." "My head's spinning." "Enough, my head's spinning." "Enough!" "Oh!" "Damn!" "Have you made up your mind to talk?" "It's pointless, the ring is in a safe place." "You can destroy us by hits but we won't talk." "We're tough like you." "I admire you." "I could even love you." "What do you think, Chorro?" "The both of them won't talk, they are from the old school." "I think we can have a try with their minion." "So don't waste our time, let's move before he starts to suspect something." "I'll arrange a bit of mess in case he held out." "Into the water!" "The current will push them off." "Mom, how can I do it?" "Help!" "Against bad luck and calamity drink Stravecchio Branca and everything will go away." "Here, she will bring me such a bad luck..." "Ouch." "Ouch." "Ouch!" "What's up?" "What happens?" "Look at these." "Hey!" "Making holes at this time?" "What?" "Are you working even by night?" "Doesn't trade union defend you?" "I must go back to sleep and if I don't sleep how can I make up for it?" "What are these?" "Candles." "Wax." "Now..." "Now I'll fool them." "Come." "Look how he's sleeping." "He wanted to enjoy the loot, right?" "That dodger thought he was safe." "Good thing that the professor cabled us." "Move or we will lose our patience!" "Wake up, quick!" "Don't play dumb, you've fallen in a trap by now!" "Someone's paying a visit!" "The professor has taken his precautions!" "We should have expected it." "Let's clear off, they are too many!" "They're no longer shooting." " Calm down!" "It might be a trick." " Let's go and see." "Let's go." "Oh my!" ""Bicarbonate of sosa"?" "!" "?" "Who knows?" "It must be bicarbonate." "Why of "sosa", then?" "Keep still!" "Don't move or you're dead!" "Do not touch me!" "What are you looking for?" "You don't wear the ring but I know the professore gave you." "What happens?" " Where did you put it?" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "What are you saying?" "I can't hear you." "What do you want?" "But...oh, you're deaf-mute." "Wait." "I have nothing to do with it, I know..." "Wait." "Oh, that's it." "I wore wax earplugs because they didn't let me sleep." "I was sleepy, felt very sick and they were making a bloody noise." "Now that you can hear, will we have a little talk?" "Sure." "May I introduce myself?" "Carlo Barazzetti, nice to meet you." "Where did you put the ring?" "Where did you put the ring?" "We want to know." "They want to know." "We want to know too." " Really?" "So everybody wants to know." "Don't try and be funny!" "Have mercy!" "The counter!" "It doesn't work!" "Really?" " It doesn't work, I swear!" "You've swallowed it, haven't you?" " No!" "The counter detects only metals." "Yes, that's true." "I'm used to take the vitamins." "They contain iron..." "You wanted to try to be clever." "But this trick is old." " Really?" "Opium traffickers use it." " I didn't know." "They make their camels swallow the drug capsules, then, after they cross the border, they butcher them." "Just like we'll do to you." "We will take you to the isle of Arenis where we will open your stomach and take the ring." "Have you taken me for a camel?" "Go away with this ugly knife!" "Go away!" "I want a surgeon." "I want a surgeon!" "Ouch!" " Right!" "We will lead you to an expert and it will be a proper and real surgery!" " Very well." "I go and pay the bill in the meanwhile." "No." " No?" "You stay with us." "So you beat." "Yes!" "Did you want a surgeon?" "Here's the surgeon!" "C'mon, don't make a fuss!" "Now he will make a nice surgery!" "Who's this?" "Who are you?" "What does he say?" "I don't understand him." "Don't worry, he's a wizard of the scalpel." "You didn't even X-rayed me." "Has he got angry?" "No, I don't trust him." "I want my doctor!" "What does he say?" "What does he want?" "His hand is even trembling." " Don't worry, after half a cognac bottle his hand becomes very still." "Really?" " Yes." "So drink." "He's a very sensible guy." "Cheers." "After his surgeries he always send flowers." "Take him away." "Let's go, don't waste time." "C'mon!" "Move, quick!" "Oh!" " What's up?" "Come, idiot!" " Just a moment, my slipper!" "Forget your slipper!" " My slipper." "Quick, idiot!" "Where's the luggage?" "We must get it back right away!" "It's at the hotel, the professor had locked it into a closet." "Quick!" "Before they reach us." "Hurry up!" " Let's go." "I can't move, where are you running?" "I'm under the knife." " Come!" "We must to go to the port." " Enough!" "I want to come back home!" "Do not make a fuss!" "I've found you." "To him?" "One down." "My slipper." "Be good." "Where must he be?" "Over there." "One down again." "My slipper." "Wretch!" "Come here!" "Damned!" "Ursula!" " I'm here!" "Ursula!" " Where are going?" "Don't make me run, Ursula." "Let's go!" "Where could you have got to?" " I can't stand it anymore." "We've been looking for you for one hour." "Let's go, c'mon!" "Hurry up!" "Someone showed up everywhere." "A wretch with a big beard wanted to kill me." "What a big beard!" "He wanted to catch me but I resisted." " Yes." "Quick!" " Here I am." "Will you move?" " I'm coming." "He's over there!" "They are coming!" "Hey!" "One moment!" "Don't leave me ashore!" "Let's chase them!" "Quick!" "Do not let them leave us behind!" "Hold on tightly!" "Go faster!" "More faster!" "Stop, idiot!" "You might hit our man!" "It's not easy to fish corpses out!" "You have to come closer." "Let's try to cut the rope." "One down!" "Two men are left." "Damn!" "Speed up!" "We're at full speed!" "Kill the man with the big beard!" "My arms hurt!" "Try to go near them, I'll hook him by this harpoon." "I'll catch you." "My underwear!" "Two down!" "The man with the big beard is left!" "Kill him!" "Wretch!" "You'll pay the price!" "You won't escape me!" "Go away!" "Three down!" "Ursula!" "Nodody's left, let me get on board!" "I can't stand it anymore!" "Stop!" "I can't stand it anymore!" "We have made it!" "Fish him out!" "Stop!" "He's fallen into the sea!" "Stop!" "We will give the money to his widow." " To his widow?" "Look..." "But you're just obsessed with widows!" "Good heavens." "Are you maybe from SS?" "Now we have to clear off before the coast guard comes." "Ursula..." "I have to make a confession." " The luggage?" "No, you've always got your mind set on money." "I've dreamed of you." "What?" " I've dreamed of you!" "Ok." " Let me finish." "What?" " Let me finish!" "It wasn't a common dream at all." "Got it?" "I didn't get and don't want to get it." "We were together, alone, just like when you came to my house." "Do you remember?" "What's up?" "Ursula, do you remember then that time of your life..." "Please..." "But we're alone, me and you, in the middle of the ocean." "It's the Mediterranean Sea." " Who cares?" "Crazy." "Help!" "Help!" "Hey!" "Help!" "They've seen us, we're safe!" "It's the professor!" "Hey!" "The professor?" "Professor!" "It's just him." "Professor!" "Everything's ok!" "Everything's alright!" "Yes!" "Professor!" "How nice, isn't it?" "Ursula, Carlo!" "Heavens have sent them." "The ring!" "Where did you put it?" "Please, don't look at my face, I've been not making over for a week!" "Professor, don't worry." "I'll throw a rope and tow you!" "Don't worry, Ursula will take care of it!" "My respects, madam." "What's happened to my ring?" "I've got the ring with me!" "Rather, inside me!" "Margot, grab the rope!" "What?" "I didn't understand well!" "I've swallowed it!" "It's blue sea here!" "Beware!" "You may feel sick!" "Don't worry, I've no problem with it!" "Then today sea is calm!" "Have you called me?" "May I help you?" "I want to ask after Carlo Barazzetti." "Also I'd like to know where he's and also those two along with him." "They left after tearing the outbuilding apart." "But hasn't that young man left anything belonging to him?" "Only those suitcases." "If he won't be back to refund the damage, I'll be forced to seize them." "I'm sorry I can't help you, miss." "Take the luggage to no. 712." "Let's go, get in!" " Won't we wait for Ursula?" "Ursula is a crackerjack and will easily make it by herself." "You can go, I'll be waiting for you." "Have you maybe fallen in love with her?" "Careful, mate, love's dangerous for us, secret agents." "I'll resign." "Too late, boy!" "And now we have to take care of the ring!" "Nodoby move!" "Ursula!" "Ursula, I've just resigned to stay with you." "You may ask them, if you want." "The boy will stay with me." " It's not possible." "Until he keeps the ring into his stomach, we can't give him to you." "I'm not interested in the ring, I just want my luggage." "Try to be reasonable, he can't come back to the hotel after what's happened." "That's true." "There're other entrance doors, apart the main one." "That's true too." "My head's starting to spin." " Just imagine me." "Professor, given the situation and the circumstances, does Ursula love me or not?" " What do I know about?" "Have you a daisy by chance?" "Rather, careful about where you put your feet." "Look what I have to do to be on your heels." "Oh my!" " Ouch!" "Are you trying to make me fall down?" "Let's go." " Where?" "C'mon!" " My arm." "Ouch!" "What are they doing?" "Oh my!" "A ghost!" " It's a sleepwalker." "Run professor, go in quickly!" "Run!" " You run!" "Quiet!" "Just a moment, we will go away immediately." "Go away!" "If Humbold comes, he will kill all of us!" "Yes, madam." " He's very jealous." "Excuse us, we're just passing through." "Oh!" " What's up?" "That's the woman of the brandy!" "Hello, Humbold, how are you?" "Who was here with you?" " Nobody." "I heard some noise!" " Nobody, I swear." "Nobody, really?" " No." "I assure that nobody was here." "I heard a voice yet!" "Don't you trust your Pussy anymore?" "It's very difficult." " Don't be afraid." "It's very difficult having a potbelly." "Professor, don't be afraid." " Easier said than done." "I'll support you." "Here." "See?" "It's been easy." " We have to find the box room." "Ursula says that's it." " Get in!" " Yes." "What do you say, may I get in?" " Sure, get in." "What if anybody's in?" " Go and take the luggage!" "Can't you get in?" " No." "Ursula's your woman." "Go!" "Quick!" "Careful with your foot." "Move, c'mon!" " I wish I saw you doing it!" "Hurry up, quick!" "So what?" "Here it is." " Let's go, we have to come down." "Quick." "Now I'm going ahead of you." " Yes." "Don't move." "Don't move your big ass, keep still." "Yes." " Don't move." "Oh, again the ghost!" "No, sleepwalker." " Ghost or sleepwalker he's always scaring me." "You once again!" "Calm down." " Let's go." "I will drink anything you want." "Go away immediately!" "I drink everything." "I always drink." "Pussy?" " What?" "I've got a nice idea." " Really?" "As soon as we complete this job, we will try to be theatre actors." "Are you happy?" "Will you do me a favour?" "Go and buy a newspaper." "Why, do you want to read?" " You know, if I don't read I don't feel sleepy." "Reading's just a tranquilizer for me." "But I'm your tranquilizer, give me a kiss." "Please, I'm tired." "A little kiss before the nap." "One kiss only though, ok?" "Sleep now." " I'm no longer sleepy." "Help!" " Let's go!" "Quick!" "Come!" "The luggage!" "Professor, this guy insists." "I'll awake him." " No, for God's sake!" "No, I'll awake him." "Let's try to come down through the veranda." "Veranda?" "We must do something." " I've got an idea." "Come." "Just in time." "Ouch." " Anything broken?" "No, not at all, it was a joke." "Di you worry about me, Ursula?" " Yes, to say the truth." "Me too, to say the truth." "You can't come with us, Ursula." "That luggage filled with dollars is hot." "The professor has everything hot." "I just need to reach the border." "If we reach the border." "Stop!" "Good evening." " Good evening." "What's happening?" " Nothing, a deviation, sir." "The way is barred." "Cinema." "Oh, cinema." " Yes." "Start the playback!" "Action, Pussy!" "Against bad luck and calamity drink Stravecchio Branca and everything will go away." "Oh my, here she's once again!" "Go ahead, please." "Attention, move back." "Those lunatics are burning real dollars." "Third-rate filmakers." "Our dollars are fake!" "We got the wrong luggage!" "It's been pointless." "All of us are ruined!" "No, you're ruined." "In a game there's a winner and a loser." "I've still got the ring, isn't true, Carlo?" "Sure, professor." "Two fingers." "A little peel." "A little spurt." "A little kiss." "Professor!" "So what, doctor?" " Still nothing." "How can it be possible?" "From X-rays it seems that the ring has stopped on one of the many loops of the digestive system." "I know people who've been keeping objects inside themselves for years." "What can we do?" " Nothing but being patient." "Everything runs its course." "fansubs by quidtum August 2014"