"Previously on One Tree Hill:" "I don't know what's happening to me." " I was so worried." "Dad, how would you feel if we included Mom?" "You know, I think your mother had her chance." "And she betrayed your trust." "I want you to live here." "Because I love you." "I wanna take that tour." "The movie that was going to rent our stage fell through." "I'm gonna go meet the guy that's gonna run Red Bedroom." "Well, well." "I come to find my father holding Lydia." "But he said his diner burned down, and we were standing in a church." "Dan has to go." "Clay?" "Clay!" "Hey, look who decided to join the land of the living." "Yeah." "You just, uh..." "You weren't in bed and I got scared." "I thought it happened again." "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you." "It's been a rough couple of weeks so I thought I'd surprise you with my famous Clay-Deluxe breakfast in bed." " Didn't know you had a famous breakfast." " It's not really famous yet." "Extensive bragging on your end was part of the plan." "Hey, I even left out the crossword puzzle for you and your chewed up, kind of awesome, kind of gross pen." "Hmm?" " You're kind of awesome and kind of gross." " Ah?" "Way more awesome than gross." "Now get back to bed." "I'd rather watch you in action." "Here you go." "I'll get you cream cheese for that." "I'm just gonna be one minute." "I'll have your table." "Sorry about the wait." "No problem, thanks." "Table 1 needs an iced mocha and a hot tea table 5, toasted bagel." "And ACLU wants to know why you're violating child-labor laws." "Yeah, very funny." "Since when did we start numbering tables?" "Uh, about an hour ago." "It's way too busy not to." "Hi, it's Haley." "Yeah." "I'm just wondering where you are." "You what?" "No." "You can't do that." "I need to..." "Well, to heck with you too." "She's just kidding, folks." "And coffee's on the house this morning." "Well, our no-show chefjust quit." "Chef Jeff?" "Oh, that's too bad." "I like saying Chef Jeff." "Chef Jeff, Chef Jeff." "Oh." "Maybe it has something to do with this." "What?" "No." "Yeah." "First go..." "Our food is gourmet." " Right?" " Oh, yeah." "Goal!" "Putt-putt skills don't translate onto a real golf course." "Oh, whatever." "I'm totally bogeying down." " Get it?" " Yeah, I get it." "Don't expect your father to laugh, though." "He takes golf very seriously." "And you want a birdie more than you want a bogey." "I know." "I just remember, when I was a kid Daddy spent every weekend playing golf with all those important business people." "Don't remind me." "I spent 20 mind-numbing years as that man's golf-widow." "Well, now I get to hang out with him today and play golf." " So, what else do I need to know?" " Is that what you're wearing?" "What?" "Mm." "It's cute." "You'll be fine." "What?" "Honey, I know you've made up your mind about going into business with your father." "All I ask is that you be careful." "Okay, I love you and I don't wanna see you get hurt." "That's all." "Really?" "That's all?" "Well, I prefer you ban him from picking up my grandsons." "Yeah, but you can't have it all." "Hey, he feels just a little warm." "Will you watch him today and take his temperature if he gets any warmer?" "Mm-hm." "Okay." "Julian will be home after lunch to relieve you." "He's working and then giving Jamie's class a tour of the sound stage." "Did he finally figure out something to do with that dreadful warehouse?" "You know, people in town, they're... talking." "Bye, Mother." "Oh, she's okay." "She'll be back." "We have state-of-the art facilities and a great area." "Tree Hill has a historic downtown, the beach." "Great locations, you name it." "Did I mention the tax incentive?" "I did." "Uh, sure, I understand." "Okay." "Well, keep us in mind for future projects." "Okay." "Thanks again." "Ellen O'Sullivan, please." "Yes, I will hold." "Hey, Lisa, the table in the corner needs another grapefruit." "Thank you." "Ugh." "Chase." "Sorry." "I'm having a really crappy morning." "What can I get you?" "I don't know." "I haven't eaten in days." "Haven't really slept either." "Alex?" "Mm." "I'm really sorry." "I know you liked her a lot." "Yeah, well, I'll be sure to thank Chris Keller next time I see him." "Trust me, I know Chris Keller is not good for relationships." "And chitchatting on the job is bad for business." "You know, um, you really should try and eat something." "Try not to think about Alex." "Definitely put the thought of Chris Keller out of your mind." "Chuck Scolnik is starving." "Hey." "Excuse me." "Hi, I'm here to interview for the internship." "Wrong office." "Oh." "Okay." "Sorry." "Wait, wait, wait." "Uh..." "How much is this internship paying?" "Nothing." "It's an internship, so I work for free." "Wait, wait, wait." "Sorry, sorry." "Uh, let me get this straight." "You show up looking like that which is really sexy, by the way and you work for free?" "Mm-hm." "And what exactly do you do?" "Whatever they tell me to do." "Really?" "Heh." "So tell me why you wanna work with Red Bedroom Records." "I'm a big fan of hip-hop." "Fantastic." "We do hip-hop." "I'm really into techno." "Deep house." "I love the deep house." "Well, I love country music." "Yeah, we don't do country music here." "But Alex Dupré...?" "I was..." "That was just..." "Let me give you a parting gift." "Yeah." "There you go." "You're welcome." "I was under the impression I was interviewing for an internship but the post said to bring a bikini?" "Occasionally we do video shoots here and we might need you as an extra." "Did you bring the bikini?" "No." "But I have a bra on." "Will that work?" "That will do just fine." "To be honest, we don't even like music." "We hate it." "That's fine." "When can you guys start?" " I guess now if you want." " Perfect." "What do you want us to do?" "I don't know." "Bend, stretch." "Just sit here and look pretty." "I'm gonna grab some breakfast." " Should I answer the phone?" " Oh, answer the phone." "Good call." " Harness for oxen." " Yoke." "Hey, can you get that?" "Hello?" "This is Tree Hill Pharmacy reminding you that your prescription is ready." "Your prescription will be available for pickup for two more days." "Who was it?" "Wrong number." "Good because I'm starving and breakfast is ready." " Madam, I present the Clay-Deluxe." " Ha, ha." "Just what the doctor ordered." "That reminds me, did you pick up your prescription last week?" "Mm-hm." "Hey, new tradition." "Every Saturday should start with the Clay-Deluxe." "So you've been taking your pills every day?" "And they seem like they're working?" "I'm here, aren't I?" "Sucker." "Haley, he basically lied to my face." "He agreed the prescription was working, but he never even picked it up." "That sounds like a misunderstanding." "There's gotta be a good explanation, Quinn." "Or maybe he's cheating on you." "What?" "I'm just saying if I had a dime for every time I woke up on a merry-go-round or in a park, I'd be rich." "But you know what I was doing every time right before I woke up in those places?" "Some random chick." "I don't think we've met." "Chris Keller." "Oh." "Chris Keller." "Hmm." "Quinn James." "Well, well." "Haley's sister." " Well, it's always been a fantasy." " Don't shake his hand." " You don't know where it's been." " Come on." "We know where this hand has been." "But what we don't know is what your boyfriend's been up to." "Quinn, listen to me." " You know that Clay loves you." " You should GPS his phone." "Find out exactly where he's been sneaking off to." "That's what Chris Keller would do." "And if you need a shoulder to cry on or whatever, just some revenge sex I'm your guy." "Hey, just reminding you, we have that chef's tasting at Lisa's later today." "Another tasting?" "That's every night this week." "Well, the audience loves that segment." " Unh!" " What's wrong?" "The dry cleaners shrunk another shirt." "What is that, three now?" "We should do an exposé on dry cleaners." "Someone needs to put a stop to this." "Thank God you're here." "Our chefjust quit." "Well, he got poached actually." " I need you to grab an apron." " I have a golf date with my dad." "I just came to get a muffin and a coffee." " We are swamped." " Well..." " Okay, I can help." " That means a lot." "Thank you." "Sure." "I'll make my own coffee." "Who are we kidding?" "I still don't know how to use that thing." "Would you mind?" "Please?" "You're so good at it." "Excited about your field trip to Julian's sound stage?" "Chuck?" "Well, well." "I told you not to tell Alex her music was crap." "Crappy." "So you send her on tour instead?" "What's your problem, man?" "You know what?" "Doesn't even matter." "You're just a..." "Not a very nice person." "Contrary to popular opinion, he doesn't speak for the both of us." "You've gotten a good look, kid." "Bet the honeys love you." "Uh, totally." "Here." "Wear this." "Get your butt out here, Scolnik." " See you around, Chris Keller." " All right, see you, buddy." "I appreciate the way you're being with my family but when I come back, you need to be gone." "Make your plans and go." "Don't say that." "Never say that." "Goonies never say die." "I'm not a Goonie." "I wanna go home." "But don't you realize?" "The next time you see sky, it will be over another town." "The next time you take a test it will be in some other school." "Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us." "But right now, they gotta do what's right for them." "Because it's their time." "Their time." "Up there." "Down here, it's our time." "Our time down here." "That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket." "Ahem." "Hey, Julian." "The field trip was scheduled for today, right?" "Hi, Julia." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Okay." "Who do I need to screw to get a burger here?" " Please let it be you." " You ordered a burger?" "No." "Originally I ordered a breakfast burrito." " We don't serve those after 11." " You did an hour ago when I ordered it." "But seeing as it's lunch time, you can get me a burger." " Come with me." " Whoa." "Lunchtime quickie?" "Nice." "Hey, uh, few more minutes on your burgers, folks." "Like seven minutes." "Put this on." "You can cook, right?" "Chris Keller can do it all, baby." "Get back." "Beat it." "Am I wrong?" "Excuse me." "Perfect timing." "We just finished." "Come join us for lunch." " Us?" " Potential investors." "They're very excited to meet you." "I don't understand." "You already played golf?" "Yes." "But those clubs are a nice touch, Brookie." "But I..." "If you didn't wanna play with me, why am I here?" "I warm them up with a round of golf, and you charm them with a fabulous lunch." "Here she is." "Gentlemen, my daughter, the Brooke Davis." "Hi." " Good to meet you." "Hello." "Hi, Brooke." " Peter." " Hello." " Hi." " Hi." "You know, is it just me or are shirts being cut smaller these days?" "It's slim fit." "People like their shirts tailored." "Yeah, well, slim fit or not my dry cleaner keeps shrinking my shirts." "They have one job to do and that's clean my shirts." "Not clean them and then shrink them." "You know, if I wanted to shrink them, I'd have Millie wash them." "I don't think you should go there." "Well, I'm just saying, of your many talents, laundry is definitely not one of them." "You've been shrinking my shirts?" "It's okay, you'll feel better when you admit it." "No, Marvin." "Nobody shrunk your shirts." "Nobody added steps to the stairwell at home." "And I am certain nobody made the buttons on your cell phone smaller." "Marvin, you're fat." "Fat, fat, fat." "I'm Mouth McFadden and we'll be right back after this." "That was uncalled for." "Especially coming from the zero-is-not-a-size model." "Well, it's not a shape either." "Unless you're a doughnut." " Where is this coming from?" " Your waistline, mostly, and from your ass." "I am sorry, but you've been criticizing the dry cleaner and making insinuations about all kinds of things when the truth is you've gained weight." " So I gained a little weight..." " You have gained a lot." "Guys, can we work this out later?" "You're on in 10 seconds." "Marvin, you need to acknowledge the fact that you have a weight problem." "Don't worry, you made that clear to everyone." "We're back in five, four, three, two..." "For those of you just tuning in, my co-host and, may I add, girlfriend just called me..." "What were your exact words?" "Oh, that's right, I remember." ""Fat, fat, fat. "" "We, at Mouth and Millie in the Morning would love to hear what you think about this." "Now, I want you to imagine a family in a kitchen eating breakfast." "The crane will move the camera in." "Right?" "The director will stand over here with the cinematographer in video village." "Let me guess, you're the video village idiot?" "Ha-ha-ha!" " Okay, okay, okay." "Now let's use our imaginations and invent a movie together." " A movie with a dragon." " Or a princess." "To sacrifice to the dragon." "Okay, here we go." "I like it." "A dragon and a princess." "You can't have those without a castle." "We could build a castle right here." "It would be a small castle." "Well, it wouldn't look small on screen, thanks to Hollywood magic." "This isn't Hollywood." "Well, wouldn't it just be cheaper to fly to a real castle?" "You'd have to deal with permits, visas." "It's a whole..." "My dad says they only make movies in Los Angeles and New York anyways." "Well, it's guys like your dad who are killing my business." "Julian." "Okay." "Fine, fine." "The truth is, kids, I spend most of my time calling people who hang up on me." "Talking to assistants who won't put me through to their bosses." "Just trying to find someone, anyone to fill up this stage so I don't have to look for a second job or sell my kids on the black market." "Okay, um, who wants to go see the box factory next door?" "They sell boxes." "Okay, good." "Let's go, guys." "All right." "Come on." "I wanted to see the dragon eat the princess." "Did you want french fries with that or a side salad?" "Compliments to the chef." "Seriously, this is delicious." "Thank you." "If you're out here, then who's...?" "Dan?" "You looked like you needed a little help." "Unless you'd rather I go." "I need a tuna melt on rye." "So I was thinking take-out for dinner tonight." "Sounds good." "Is there anything you can't eat with the pills you're taking?" "No." " Hey, have you heard from Nathan?" " Yeah." "He checked in from the showcase in Belgrade." "Said it was going nice." "Sounds like he found a few prospects." "That's great." "Oh." "You still have some shampoo in your hair." "Ah." "That's Jude and that one is Davis." "Oh, they're adorable." "Lucky for them, they look nothing like your dad." "Ha, ha!" " That's for sure." "Did she mention that those adorable boys are her inspiration for Baker Man?" " Oh." " That's true, Dad." "As a mom, I was frustrated by the lack of options for little boys' clothing." "But as a designer, I noticed a huge gap in the industry." "I don't mean to impose, but my daughter, Margot loves your clothes." "I'll never hear the end of it if I don't come with an autograph." " That's so sweet." "Of course." " To Margot?" " Mm." "Hey, you didn't wanna go to the box factory?" "No." "We were there last week." "You know, Dad and Clay had a hard time with their agency at first." "I'm starting to think this was just one big bad idea." "You're like that farmer guy out in the middle of nowhere who decided to build a baseball field in his backyard." "Everyone told him he was crazy." "But you know what?" "He built it anyway." "All because he heard a voice that said:" ""If you build it, he will come. "" "And you know what?" "He came." "In fact, lots of people came." "That's a pretty good story, Jamie." "I guess I just need to have a little faith, huh?" "Well, the thing is that's actually a movie." "You should probably know that if you wanna make it in show business." "Well, I have to say, you certainly have a way with people." "Thanks, Dad." "You're a huge hit." "I should probably get back and close the deal." "Of course." "Mwah!" " We'll talk later?" " Mm-hm." "And, honey, this day was perfect." "Yeah." "Cheeseburger, order up." "People are loving the burgers." "The secret to a great burger is to flip them only once." "That way you don't lose the juice." "Trial and error." "Here you go." " Well, that was quick." " I'm seriously not in the mood, Victoria." "Let me guess." "He got some bimbo to impress some horny investors." "Thanks, Mom." "Where are the boys?" "They're sleeping." "I took Jude's temperature twice and he doesn't have a fever, but he has a runny nose." "You know, I just wanted to spend the day with him and somehow even that was too much to ask." " Is this where I give you my sad face?" " Oh, please." "We both know you've Botoxed away all remnants of human emotion." "Don't you take this out on me." "I tried to show you who your father really is." "And if he had been around more, this would not be a surprise." "Point taken." "I don't know, I guess I just hoped..." "What?" "That he could change?" "You did." "Honey, that is who the man is." "Okay?" "Despite all of his promises he has never changed and he will never change." "I guess we should give him credit for being consistent." "I have to go." " You're leaving?" " Back to New York." "Uh..." "But why?" "Well, I can only take this town in small doses." "And as much as I'm gonna miss the twins you have your father and your new business venture." "And there's nothing left for me to do." "You look so good to me" "Don't hang up!" "Don't hang up." " This is Julian Baker." "Hi, Julian, David Taylor." "I'm calling because it's my understanding you might have some stage space available." "Yes, that's true." "I mean, not might." "I do." "It's available." "We just received a late pickup for our television series and they're interested in shooting in Tree Hill." "Well, we can definitely accommodate a TV show here." "I mean, in fact, it's actually the perfect spot for a TV production." "Well, good." "I hope so." "How soon can we see the space?" "Uh, let me see if I can move some things around." "Uh..." "I can try and clear my schedule for the end of the day, if that works for you." "Perfect." "Uh, we'll arrange for a stopover this afternoon." "That sounds good." "Great." "This afternoon." "See you then." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Chris Keller, you sing so bad, it's funny" "Chris Keller, you write jingles for money" "Yeah." "Okay, like I told your girlfriend..." "Oh, sorry, ex-girlfriend." "That song pays my rent." " It's a lot more than a bartender makes." " Bar manager." "Look, I know you're pissed at me, but you don't even know me." "I'm not a bad guy." "If you stopped blaming me for getting dumped, you'd see that." "How about I pretend to take your word for it and not get to know you?" "Well, your loss." "Chris Keller knows some real nice girls that just might cure what ails you." "Yo, you gotta admit, this helps a guy feel better." "Am I right?" "Am I right?" "Ha, ha!" "You know her from "Dirty Dreams Till Tuesday" please welcome to the stage Alex Du-Me." "Alex Du-Me?" "That's awesome." "Alex Du-Me!" "Perfect timing." "Hi." "Tell me about it." "I just got off the phone with two TV producers from L.A." " They're interested in filming at the studios." " Really?" "Yes, they are." "They're flying in from Atlanta today." "If they like what they see, we can close the deal." "Well, how could they not?" "Boys, your daddy's a genius." "How did things go with your father today?" "Did you bogey down or what?" "No, not exactly." "I think he was more interested in showing me off to his friends." " Oh, I'm sorry, baby." " It's okay." "Listen, Jude's got a bit of a temperature." "You have time to drop Davis off at day care on your way back to the stages?" "Yeah." "If I go right now." "The only thing worse than one sick baby..." "Is two sick babies." "You're my hero, Julian Baker." "Good luck tonight." "I hope you don't have to giggle and shake your ass like I did." "Hey, if it means they'll use the stage, I'll do whatever it takes." "Say "Bye, Daddy. "" "Bye, Daddy." " Hi, Mom." "Hi, honey." "Mwah." "Grandpa Dan." "What are you doing here?" "Just helping your mom out." "Oh." " You wannajoin?" " Sure." " Excuse me." "Is that Dan Scott?" " Yeah." "How could you allow that man to work for you?" "Be around your children?" " Excuse me?" " He's a murderer." "I don't think that's any of your business." "Oh, yes, it is." "Especially if he's cooking our food." "Haley." "It's okay." "I'll leave." "I'll see you back at the house." "No." "You should stay." "If anyone here has a problem with this man cooking your food you're welcome to go someplace else." " We will." "All right, then." "Your food is on the house today." "Now get out." "I asked her to move in." "I was so romantic." "And then just out of the blue, she just leaves me." "For her music." "Oh, baby, I'm so sorry." "That's terrible." "Next up on the main stage, the Pony Express." "Well, sweet cheeks, that's my cue." "This one's on the house." "Thank you, Pony." "You used my pain for a free lap dance." "Come on, man, it's a good story." "And you're not using it." " I'm glad you're enjoying yourself." "I'm out." " No, no." "Okay, look." "I won't use your sad-sack story to pick up strippers, okay?" "But look, seriously, you haven't asked my opinion but all BS aside, she would have left you sooner or later." "You don't know that." "You don't even know Alex." "Actually, I do." "And trust me, it's in her DNA." "Alex is an artist." "Some of us need constant validation and appreciation." "I gave her validation and appreciation all the time." "Like 24/7." "See?" "And she still left." "That's my point." "No one person or town can fill the void." "That girl is never gonna settle down." "Trust me." "Like I said, you don't know her." "I knew she'd take that tour." "The state of North Carolina offers a generous tax incentive." "Here we go." "Yeah, this is Julian." "Hi, this is Amy calling from David Taylor's office." "Their flight landed early and they'd like to meet with you directly." "Will that be a problem?" "No, no, no, not..." "Absolutely." "I'll be there." "Um..." "Okay, great." "Thanks." "Ah." "The company has recently invested in state-of-the-art equipment which will..." "There we go." "Haley." "I just wanna say thanks." "Yeah." "Well, she was wrong." "You shouldn't have had to deal with that." "I did the crime." "Doesn't mean you have to get hammered for it all the time." "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "Good news should never be shared over the phone." "Baker Man officially has funding." "Actually, full financial backing." "But they haven't seen a single design." "Doesn't matter." "They wanna work with the designer." "That's great." "Well, you don't seem very happy about it." "No, Dad I'm thrilled that they wanna invest in the line." "Thank you." "Ah." "Well..." "But you're upset with me." "Well..." "I never get to see you." "I showed up today thinking you and I were gonna spend the day on the golf course." "Just the two of us." "That would've been nice." "But do you mean that?" "Well, of course, I do." "I would love to spend time with you and my two handsome grandsons." "And we will, I promise." "I'll be back in town more often now, thanks to Baker Man." "But, honey, you came to me with a business proposal." "I know that." "And with opportunities like this, you strike while the iron is hot." "That's what we did." "Because of that, we'll have our day on the golf course." "Just the two of us." "For now, I have a flight to catch back to L. A and you have a clothing line to design." "You handled yourself like a total pro today." "I'm so proud of you." "Excuse me." "I'm looking for a nice Scotch." "I want something aged like 12, 15 years." "Any particular brand?" "Red label, blue label, black label." "I don't know." "What happened to six-pack versus keg?" "Hmm." "How about this?" "Yeah." "Hey." "What's wrong?" "I saw you." " You saw what?" "What's the matter?" " I saw you buying drugs, Clay." "You've been lying to me this entire time." "Lying?" "What are you talking about?" "I didn't buy any drugs." " Don't lie to me anymore." "I was there." " Maybe you saw something." "It wasn't me." "There are pictures." "I took pictures with my camera!" "This is crazy." "You're acting crazy." "You realize that?" "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with me?" "What's wrong with you, Clay?" "You didn't pick up your prescription because you're not sick." "You had other pills to pick up!" "It's not like it's a problem." "You fooled me." "You fooled me into feeling sorry for you." "I stayed awake and I worried sick about you." "How could you?" " Quinn, wait!" " No!" "Quinn!" "This guy says he's faced this kind of discrimination his whole life and watching me endure it literally hurt his heart." "Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the carton of Twinkies he eats every day." "Fine." "I was unprofessional and rude." "And for that, I apologize." " Now, was that so hard?" "Thank you." " Marvin, I am not finished." "What you need to understand is that it came from a place of love." "I am genuinely concerned for your health." "And I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings but I am not gonna sit here and watch you eat yourself to death." "I went to the ATM to get money for a taxi and I found this." " It's her room key." "She lived in a hotel." " Ah." "Should've known better." "And who lives in hotels?" "People whose stay is temporary." "You never had a chance, my friend." "Two more." "Had nothing to do with you, though." "Ahem." "Just so you know I still don't like you." "I'll drink to that." "Would you like to begin your special tasting session?" "Or would you prefer to continue waiting?" "Uh, no." "I think it's just me this evening." "When I was recovering from the shooting I was taking those pills for the pain." "And the prescription ran out." "I am so sorry." "I was just so embarrassed about it, and..." "And I'm sorry." "Thanks again." "I don't think I could've made it through today without you." "Well, I'm sure you would've found a way." "Besides, I enjoyed it." "If you want me to come in tomorrow, it's really no trouble." "No, I don't think that's such a good idea." "Dan, it's not because of that lady or any of the other customers." "It's just..." "This is Karen's Café." "Hey, baby." " Hey, is everything okay?" " Yeah, why?" "Well, the day care called and said you never dropped Davis off."