"Simply Releases Toppers Simply the Best" "Proudly Presents Hot Tub Time Machine" "Translated by Simply Releases Toppers Tokke and Biteme" "Come on, Brooser." "Yet three minutes, you can use this." "You came to me." "It is about lifestyle change." "Nick, you have a customer." "As we practiced." "Immediately." "'Sup Dawg." "Funny, it is also the name of the store." "What can I do for you?" " Bono doing this for three days." "Disgusting." " Put him on it." "Bono, out!" " Do not shout at him." "Good." "You go ..." "I look this way." "Do I know you not?" "Yes." "The singer of Chocalate Lipstick." "You played the Jams Hack on Friday." "Do you remember that?" " Yes." "You still sing?" " No, that's a long time ago." "What are you doing?" "The dog shit out of their asses out." "Great." " Do you have a BMW?" "Yes, you see that?" "Good boy." "Adam, Lou." "Do not hang up." "It's not about money, but we two who make money." "Hi, I am." "I did everything according to your idiotic plan." "I took all the yellow stickers and I left everything behind with the red stickers." "There was something in your closet without a sticker." "I have burned in the garden." "It felt so good." "And thanks to that empty plastic bottle to claim ..." "I still wanted to recycle." "I left something behind the counter." "Straight from my heart." " What do you think of this plan?" "Fuck you!" " And another thing ..." "The TV had a red sticker but I took it anyway." "Bye." "I keep my head cool." "My turn now." "My rapsound." "Jacob, put the light on or put my window open." "What 's door?" "Jesus Christ." "Why do not the house - what can I do there, Uncle Adam?" "Communicating with reality, work or school." "That sounds a bit exaggerated." " Moving back to your mom." "Does not she moved to her new boyfriend." "Did they?" " Yes, "Texa Durmus." "That "Texa Durmus' fill my mother." "It's your sister." "Call her now and then." "Maybe they should call me." " Interesting ..." "I have had a major lawsuit that I can not miss." "Why waste your time like this?" "You're still in the cell." "Yes, I'm a prisoner with a hard life." "Can you not a warrior, shaman, or an Orc be?" "No, you make choices in your life." "If you mess up paying." "You're 20." "You never show a ignificant choice." "Why are you so angry?" "Lily is moved, if you noticed." " Was that all the shuffling?" "What have you done wrong?" "Nothing." "Hi." "Damn." "Adam." " What happened?" "Nice to see you." " Hey." "Yes ..." "Long ago." "It's very busy day at work." " I called a few times." "Very busy." " Is this a real situation?" "Or is it nonsense?" " No idea." "Adam, how's your girlfriend?" " Very bad." "Good." "Good times." " I am Dr. Jeff ..." "Lou is currently in peace." "He denies the suicide attempt." "He is stable so we can not keep him here legally." "But if you think he should be monitored for a while ..." "He has family - who hate him." "Then it's up to you as friends." "You are his friends, right?" "Like their friend the bastard." "That's our bastard." "Right, yes." "Why would he do that?" " Don 't list." "He's an alcoholic, divorced, who has not previously Jamaican ..." "He failed in every job he tried." "Large amount of debt." " He hates his mother." "He hates himself." " Everyone." "Erectile dysfunction." "Let the ball work." "And his shriveled balls ... like a rotten grape." " Seems a total of penalties." "Fuck you." "There he is again." "I heard everything you said." " How you doing, man?" "H, man." "You look just like my friend Nick." "And you Adam, but can not because she never took." "Listen, lawbreaker, we have a surprise." "Something special that we're Driene can do." "... Boys" " Are not you curious?" "I wanted to kill himself." "... If so" "I would love to do well." "A shotgun at the dick." "Fortunately not." " It is good to see you again." "What is the surprise?" "KO-DI ..." "AK" " Valley." "No!" "The fucking K-Val?" "Damn, man." "We are going to fucking skin, we're going to rant ... until the end of the night with a bottle of Scotch." "Pay you anything?" "Of course." " We go tonight." "Tomorrow." " No, now." "I need this thing take off." "Otherwise, a nurse ..." " No, I got it." "No, no." "Damn, is that you come?" "Damn!" " It's just piss." "There is Lou." " He's been to drink." "Now look at this." "Do you remember when I was 12, and he tried to bite me?" "Yes, but you asked for." "H lawbreaker." " What is he doing here?" "Also nice to see you." " Blablabla, transfer." "You suck and you know it." "You just ruined my weekend." "Lily will be back, believe me." "No, she does not." " If she does not." "She thinks me an asshole." "A selfish, illusionist ..." "She's gone." " Narcissistic ..." "Good point." " Fuck off." "You're better off like that." "Look at me." "The jar with women and children." "Avoid or they take everything away from you." "Lou looks like Stewie from Family Guy." " Who sms you doing?" "Just a friend of mine." " Male or female?" "FYI, I had many girlfriends." "Real sexy." "You had many boyfriends." "Gay men." "Look at this." "I spent a stock." "Great." " Vodka ... tequila ..." "And what do you think of this?" " Chernobly." "Like the Russian Redbull." "There is so much illegal." "Whatever" " I do not know." "It is illegal." "Why were we not to Pinnacle?" "That would be only half as far." "You really want to Kodiak Valley." "You have the right age." "Really?" " No condoms, everybody fucks." "K-Val!" "Is this the coolest city ever?" "Damn, that was formerly Enzo's Dad." "I went out with Jennie Steadmyer there." " What was that again?" "No idea, we deflower each other." "... And we just vreen and it was just epic." " Yeah, she was good." "When I belonged, she stuck with me almost show a fork in my eye." "Actually, they really did." " She was n n ProCenter." "Yes, from top to bottom." "The large, first love." " And the left." "The Great White Buffalo." "What the Great" " The Great White Buffalo." "Why do you whisper?" " The Great White Buffalo." "That really helped." "Thanks." "What a place say." "I'm going to make a prediction." "... Someone writes a novel and then snow and then we see Lou kill us." "Bastards." "What's that smell?" "The damn cats." "Many cats." "A reservation under the name of Webber." "What was the name?" "K. Webber" "I'm here 'n Agnew Webber." " Excuse me, what did you say?" "Webber Agnew." " Webber fucking Agnew?" "Did you name your wife?" "That I do." "That's outgoing." "No man does." "Do you think for outgoing?" "No, and he has a gold tooth." "Is it not rather unbalanced" " We're almost there." "That I go here." " I do not tell you again!" "I can handle it." "He's a bastard." " Quiet, he can hear." "And then?" "Because he can not stand applause?" "Because he must deduct from my hand?" "I would take my hands together ..." "For 's 20-year old room." "That's good, man." " I'll do that." "This is when the helper you a tip." "I do not know ...." "They pay." "I got it." " It looks rotted out." "It's still there." " What?" "Adam sucks dicks' n peck." "Your artwork." " I had your bite." "Bite!" " Come see." "There is a hot tub." "This is clearly unacceptable." "Let's call someone." "Has anyone hungry?" "A bit of school spirit." "Play it like you mean it." "So." "I want a whore who fucks me and my friends." "What?" " Whatever." "I want an escort who accompanied our penises into her vagina." "Yes, I want the girl in the picture too." "No Tom Fullery." "Make her awake." "Do you hear him?" " Does she have four?" "Three?" "Jacob, you 're out." "I need $ 3000." "I do not count." " Adam, $ 2000." "I do not count, lawbreaker." " Can I call right back?" "Sir" " Bye." "Let us create a memory." "... Let's get cocane and a school break or show police steal." "Did you Ritalin" " No." "Do not lie to me." "You all Ritalin." "You must have something." " I have some Ativan." "Let our ass stabbing." " It has a shell." "You press it together, put it in some warm toilet paper ... some warm water, and puts the up your ass." "The toilet paper in it - then press the ..." "What if we play Quarters" " I am really sad to." "I go into the bathroom just being with my thoughts." "What would happen?" "But Invent something cool." "I go dancing." " Maybe this was a bad idea." "Yes, if he commits suicide can we go home?" "Hard to believe that our room was fun." "Here in this room?" "How - we were young and impulsive." "We won." "We were best friends." " Why past tense?" "You know." "It is not the same as then." "Whatever." "They need to have repaired." "Forward." "How is the water, lawbreaker?" " Come on, it changes you." "Why are you naked?" "All of you?" "Is not it strange that this naked men together?" "Afraid that people see?" "It would be great if not naked men." "That calls my companionship." "Never seen Wild Hogs?" "Give us some snacks." " Go ahead." "It is blessed to be back with you here." "Good to be back." "I want to toast!" "I'm gonna barf." "You okay?" " I laugh there with me." "H, buddy." "Where's the squirrel?" "Yes!" "It's a Black Diamond?" "Straight down." "All." "Drive it!" "I feel 19 again!" "Stop." "It goes very fast." "You still living?" "The situation is rotten, but ..." "I feel great." " I feel crazy." "I feel great." "I want to fuck!" "There." " Yeah, I see it." "What board is this guy?" "Makes me nothing, he will bottom." "Good job, rookie." "Such skirs let me not on my mountain." "You looked at Nancy" " No ..." "It is a sucker from Karate Kid 3." "I know this guy." "Guys, there is something special to do this weekend?" "There is a party." " Good morning ..." "You believe that I never call you." "On a mountain, with my phone!" "A bet is a bet." "I get two U.S. dollars from you." "I tell you, there's something strange going on." "I love your hair." "I have a question." "He listens to show a tape player." " There 's got explanation." "Then tell it." " Calm down." "Leg Warmers, curls ..." ""Where's the Bite?"." "Excuse me, what color is Michael Jackson?" "Black." "Nick, come on." "Who the fuck is that?" " Solid Ash Cole and saying that we are screwed." "Hi, guys." "I'll take your luggage." "He has his arms!" "Get him!" "What?" " Take his arm off!" "Why do you rape me - we rape him?" "No one raped anyone." " Where's your missing arm?" "That's my arm." " It's real!" "And with freckles al" "Do I really have the bastard, saying: "We are so ... to 't gone past?" "It's gotta be kind of hot tub time machine." "Check it out on." " Damn, man." "With this shirt I got so much pussy." "A tape recorder." " I gotta pee." "Were you Hunter S. Thomson?" "I thought so." " Is that cocane?" "What do you think?" "Baby Powder?" "How did this happen?" "Can we talk about?" "Heaven." "Winter Fest 1986." "We were here, man." "We're here." "What if we ourselves encounter." "Guys!" " We just see ourselves." "We explode or anything." " In here!" "Have you ever seen Tom Cop" " Come here, damn!" "Nobody wants to see you shit, Lou." " What?" "We are not against ourselves." "We are ourselves." "Why do we youthful body and you feel normal?" "No idea." " You should not be invisible ... scrotum or around someone's swimming" " I know!" "Because you are here and I do not." "Why you fag?" "What?" " Who blinks?" "He." " He blinks." "Touch me, or I really am." "Ok, that's good." "Physically I'm still here." "That is good." "You look like Kid 'n Play." " Actually Two People." "I knew this was a bad idea." "There is always something." "I wanted this trip not and now we are in the 80's." "I hate this decade." " It's your fault." "You're an insurance agent." "You're practically the Devil." "Guys, this is scie tifically possible." "Prof Hawkins, tell me how to vote in your robot." "I write Stargate fan fiction." "So I know what I'm talking about." "I almost fainted." "You're such a hen." "The tub is an energy vortex." "Like 's black hole." "Instead of space ... in a hot tub." "The time is linear, we experienced it just like that." "Like The Terminator." "The machines send back to Schwarzenegger Sarah Connor to kill ... so John Connor never be born." "John Connor Michael Biehn had never seen, he could not protect her ... than they had ever fucked, and John Connor was never born." "Seems to be true." " Yeah, very good." "Check the tray." "Damn." "Disappeared." "This is real." "Carvings that you made 22 years ago ... of mine who sucks cocks and dicks ... is not." " Wait." "State "dicks" still - nothing." "What about "dicks"" " Neither dicks, cocks or suck." "We are stuck in the 80s." "How do I get a job?" "I'm so scared." " You are stuck here ... you are the spool." "Your time is over." "Put that down before someone gets hurt." "Did someone call?" "About us call." "Whoever answers the call as internally?" "I was thinking maybe a part of the show to get another tub." "But apparently you have a very special model." "You must be very careful." "... And that is changing thing and the whole system into confusion." "Got it?" "The whole system is confused, if you change n thing." "Wait, so we go through time?" "Going back, I see that you have all been there." "Not me." " It maybe not, you guys." "You know what's going on, old man?" "Yes, your tub is broken." "Difficult to repair." "What?" " It works." "Still piece." "Where did he go?" " That bastard is complicit." "How cryptic he would not talk." "He talked about the Butterfly Effect." "A great movie indeed." " And a small change ..." "It 's a cascade effect which changes everything." "Tokyo explodes like that, a tsunami or something." "Exactly, or that suddenly the internet was not invented." "And then you speak directly with girls." "Yes, I had thought of me not to be born." "Yeah, I do not at times." " What we did 20 years back." "We must seek out and exactly the same." "I had to act." "Exactly, you came on stage and you were mediocre game." "And this led to no career." " First ..." "Fuck you, asshole." "... A career was made possible but I married and took 's another way." "The fucking road - do not you fucking groupie who ... what is her name?" " Taura." "You must do again." "I can not do." "I'm married." "I can not do hot tubs." "You can deceive anyone who did not know you in 1986." "You had not met Courtney." "Lucifer, a description please." "Not much happened." "I will also sew it differently." "I can remember that you got a thrashing." "Ski Patrol guy who went against it as if it was his work." "No, I do not remember." "I do." " Yeah, he did you good deal ... you cried and snow." " Fuck you!" "Thick nonsense." "Would you agree with our thinking, more than to yourself?" "These are the 80-years boys." "Let's do what we want good ... free love." " Those were the years 60." "No, we do like the Reagan Era and now make out of here." "Do what you do, offender." " This is nonsense." "Tonight is the night that you belonged to the Step Jenny Meyer." "Yeah, you punched in your eye tonight." "H, you want someone with you going?" "No, not really." "The butterflies love me." "There you ..." "How come this morning you were not with the chair?" "You would show me some moves." "Hi sweetie." "I've missed you." "I've forgotten, sorry." " This is Mandy." "H newcomer, how you doing?" "So we are 214 fixed so I will be ready ..." "I see you in my room, okay?" " Okay." "I like your sweater great." "Feel very good." "Until tonight?" "I had forgotten how beautiful she was." " And tight ... she is so tight." " Very tight." "The Great White Buffalo." " The Great White Buffalo." "Begin did not agree." "Why did I held her?" "That does not matter, because you should have done, right?" "Exactly." "We will get back to that hot tub is made then we can return." "Let's gonna party like it's 1968 again, come on guys ... 1,2,3 ... 19 ..." "Should not we first discuss what we are going to say?" "I must really be changed." "Let the party begin!" "Who brings me home tonight?" "Mom" " It really works?" "Kelly" " H brother, Nickolas ..." "Who is this nerd?" " That's your son." "That is not appropriate ..." "So ... sunshine ..." "I'm here to brighten your day." " This is James ... he is really really fantastic." " He's not too weird." "It seems he is not crazy." "H, Kelly ..." "Lou ..." "Doreshin, yes." "Did you this anymore" " I know everything anymore." "This is me too much." " Come more often from the basement." "Do your snow boots on." "Because tonight there will be a snow storm." "It looks from outside is bright." " Anyone fancy a ride on the sled?" "You can not use cocane that is bad for you ..." "Kelly, in public?" "I go to a party of the ski patrol, because I save a sexy instructor on the hook ... and I have waxed hole." "Until later, gay." "Do not touch my drink." "What she means is that they are in that ski outfit works .." "and that's her job. holes clean." "I can get off, but I would be able to assist you." "Thank you Nick, that's not necessary." "Or fuck her." "Is that really waxed?" "She was a free spirit." "Perhaps it is the opposite, and that's good." "Let's do it." "Lou H?" "My mother slept with many men?" "I do not know, shut up." " She looks a bit slutty out." "Is it so you have to - she never told me who my father is ... it can be any guy." "I'm nine months from now, was born." "Yes, what do you mean by it." " Work out, jerk ... it may be that I'm conceived this weekend." "Look at this." "This is the piccolo, I hate that guy." "Now he loses his arm down." "I think we should tell him, this is horrible." "We can not tell him, then we get the timetable mess." "He is robbed." "He's great." "I'm in the bathroom, come on." "What do you think" " My God." "Do I look fat?" "No, you look beautiful." "Thank you." "Do I look too different?" "Parent or so?" "No." "It looks pretty cute." "I can not forget last night, it was turbulent." "What we did then, I remember no more." "You did it almost ten minutes." " Good." "I was also very good." "I think I came ..." "I think." "I can not explain the feeling was." "I can have something to propose." "You might want to sit down to talk?" "'Talk' ..." "It's just nice to see you again." "This is not about you, it is to me." "You know, I think we should now be able to go to Poison." "You're weird today." " Yeah, I know it's funny h." "I'm just here to get dressed." "This is Scriffy." "I do the last time I saw you not remember that." "Yesterday?" "It is not cheating ..." "It is 1986, not even you know Courtney." "I get it, that you are afraid, Lou." "I'm not afraid, I'm angry." "If I had a head of hair and a functioning penis, then I might have a job." "I do not find him here, I do not even remember what he looks like." "What is it, sissy?" " Sorry." "Do not touch me." "Sure you sorry, you touched my Jordan's." "Try, sissy." "Want a hero - and there he is ..." "You gonna cry, kitty." "Now look, he cries." "This is my bag." "Was that it?" " No ..." "I call after him for a second chance ..." "He says, you bring your friends and I mine, but mine are not ..." "So I get beaten up by six men, instead of a guy." "Great, come on, then." "Come on Lou, you have to." "H, Blaine ..." "Is that all?" "Pussy." "I never go back." "Are you crying now?" " No ... not really." "That is my eyes when I'm having sex." "Fortunately, because if you start crying me too." "Courtney ..." " Tara ..." "No seriously, my name is Tara." "No, my wife ..." "Are you married?" " No, at least ... that is still, she is now only nine." "Can I tell you something, what nobody told me?" "She has cheated ..." "I found an email ... it is stupid, I can not say much because I love her." "She means everything to me." "What is an e-mail?" "That is not the point." "You could surely give a blow back?" "Just be honest, that was really ... how did you all these years to live with yourself?" "Really pathetic, you could not kick him from the ground to give?" "What happened?" "A crazy story." "I was hit by 's truck." "I wanted to save a deer." "Unbelievable, right?" "If it does, can I help you?" "No, I Manker nothing." "This is nothing." " Well, I take care of you." "And bring your friend." "No, we want but it does not." "Maybe we should look at that deer." "The best song ever!" " Maybe not ever." "Who's next?" "This is the next, he is very happy." "No, I'm not." "That was boring, sat absolutely no conviction." "Who are you and why did you do?" "Why?" "Because you need that seemed to have." "I'm Adam, how are you?" " April, okay." "What brings you here?" " A Hot tub." "And you" " Poison." "Exactly." " Yeah, the band Poison." "I am a journalist for the magazine Speed Magazine." "You do not look like the type." " Poison type?" "No, not at all." "I simply got on the bus and arrived at the Winter Fest." "I can not talk to you." "But I am thrilled that I guarantee." "I like to think that." "But I have to do everything the same ... and it is not for." "It is about done." " I wish it was." "I've just seen them." " No, sorry, not really." "I really wanted to do." " Good." "I've brought you ice." "So you feel better immediately." "Feel better already - through that ice indeed." "I just realize that I have arranged something." "No, you can not path, because ..." "I add only two at a time." " What do you mean?" "You know what I mean." "There they are al" " Yeah, let's do this." "He first?" "Fine." "You do what you want." "Wait, just recording." "Mom?" "No, what did the doctor do?" "Lou, we can not do this." " Of course." "No, this has not happened." "This has not happened in the past." "Shut up, please." "Soon, Hitler still president." "We can not make." "Take it normal." "Every boy's got fantasy about a threesome." "Not with two guys." " It is still a trio." "Butter Fly and the effect then?" "The butterfly can suck my balls." "We have sex with this woman." "We, together." "This is nonsense." "Let us create the right atmosphere." "Look." "You want desperately not to look with a penis ..." "volbloeide but you would not offend her, so you must surely have rigid half." "Look at me." "Look." " No." "Perfect condition." " I'm not looking." "I'm off." " Come on, I just started." "I do not care." " I do men." "Nobody does!" "How's Jenny?" "Why do not you dance?" "What's your name?" " That's Jacob." "This is Jenny." "What are you doing?" "You heard of it." "I just wait it off, maybe they are the key to something." "Last time I had a mess ... the universe and now offers me a second chance." "If you had the chance to start again ... you would not think about it?" "You are absolutely right." "You think?" " Of course not." "What, you did not do it" " I'm doing." "No, you had to do anything like then." "I remember too." " Yeah, Adam, damn." "You can hear her giving the sack." "You think I liked to get beat again?" "I have not done it yet, but am going to do." "Small difference." "Look at my face." "You think I did not want to change?" "You shut, you tried to convince me for a trio." "What" " Is that so?" "No." " Yes." "Is that right, Lou?" "I have not fucked that girl, because ..." "I do not want to change the past." "It had nothing to establish that she wanted to be a Chinese finger slut?" "And I say this not because they are Asian." "So I cheated on my wife for nothing?" "Quietly, I do it really well." "Only not yet." "You're amazing." "Nick, may I ask you something?" "This all seems to run about Adam?" "As in Cincinnati." "Did you want to start there again?" "We agreed never again to talk about." "Is that why you where that shoe box at Cincinnati State?" "This is fucking unacceptable." "Keep you in your closet?" " Burial is not." "And you wrote in Cincinnati" " What else should I know what it is?" "Is a fetus?" " Do not be stupid." "Why are we left?" "We did not talk about it." "Where is the handbook friends ... that you're the only one who may have problems?" "I forgot that in the glans manual is ... your friends that you can cheat at any time." "Actually there was in that manual, you may be God's a jerk." "It should say, 'how I fucking your friend." "I read a book." "You are right." "My bad." "But if you change the past, I do that too." "No, do not." "We are very much in the game." " I just have not done." "And if we change things, you best be here at midnight ... to go back." " Fine, I'll be there." "Guys, come on." "We can still talk about it?" "Where you going?" " I gotta go, things settle." "Jenny is not your destination, but she's a girl." "What you did in school." "Yes, but I have emotions that I must pay." "You can, I believe in you, you are great." "Fine, leave it, I do not have to be born." "I find it yourself repairer to make the time machine." "That is the dumbest that I said a little while." "Your best decision ever for me as best friend Adam also choose." "I'm sure there is something timeless." "It seems like a guillotine in slow motion." "What will we live?" "And there is round two." "Should we not help him" " No, this is his destiny." "Fuck!" " Is it over?" "If he does not quickly lost his arm, then pull him off myself." "Come down for a little Brewsky." "We have a party." "No foreign army has ever occupied American soil." "Until now." " Do you watch Red Dawn?" "They are Ruski's, and these are their secret weapons." "See the stuff." "They seem to be spies." "I do not know, before they are too young." "It can do 21 jump street style spies ..." "Yes, if at all." "... You also have the" "What is this?" "I still talk to you." "I have to do something that I do not want ..." "Because I was just thinking ... how much fun we have together, do not you think?" "Then I thought of the future, mine this way ... and perhaps those of you that way." "What I am talking about, you are so beautiful." "We are convergent." "What is that?" "I wrote a note." "Read." "Immediately" " Yes." "Dear Adam, you're a nice guy and I love you ... why it is so difficult because you're the best ever ..." "Do you belong to me now?" "Is this a form letter - sorry, Adam." "You stuck with 'n fork in my eye while you were already included?" "Would you say that?" " What have I done?" "Why do you like?" "If this does not work." "You're such a nice guy and you find the true fixed now ... but that's not me." "Everyone knows what you're going to do." "That is not true, I mean nothing." "Adam, it is not you but me." "I hear just say to you." "So it should not continue." "Do you know what happens to you ... if we do not back ..." "You'll soon be with Billy Lavatino." " I like him." "But after you become pregnant and you get these hips ... and a child with Billy Lavatino and you are addicted to Weight Watchers." "What did you call me?" " Take this note back." "I'm not fat." "If we do change things, we take best advantage." "No." "O'Mulligan." " Come on." "I'm talking about good things." "Like Manimal on TV to avoid or Miley Cyrus." "Which are found" " Just avoid." "I know this game." "This is the Denver Cleveland playoff westrijd." "I already know what we do." "Adam." "Happy you're back." "What is going on, where are the boys?" "What is this?" " Read it." "Dear Adam, you're a nice guy and I love you." "Therefore it is difficult." "I cherish our friendship?" "She held me and you are you still stuck in the eye?" "Leave me alone." "Go away." "What are you doing?" "Write poems?" "Leave me alone and go away." "You make poetry part." " Yeah, okay." "Because my heart hurts." "You fahsnickered." " I had two Wine Kills." "Jenny's eyes are just lies Egyptian ... right through the night." "Those eyes are now on another." "Are you crazy, Adam?" "You can mention as to whether the tune of Sweet Child O'Mine ... it does not matter." " Are these paddos?" "Have you eaten this?" "I like to eat them." "Few." "Shut up there." "We need the boys back." "It can also make your emotions go." "Put that away cocane." "Give it here." "Can it get worse." "What?" "The 80 years?" "One part was the other piece, hopefully he is ready for sunrise." "Close the time portal, at sunrise?" "Then the party is over." "I am totally in trouble ... are you the mysterious time traveler or not?" "Keep your hands off me, young lady." "I'm just trying to do my work." "Wait." "Paddos stop eating." "I want a few more." "What is happening to me?" "I can not even ..." " Disappeared!" "The repairman does his thing, I find Nick and Lou search, but you stay here." "I'll stay here though." " Very well, you can not leave." "I can not move me, because I'm broke." "I found my mother's bad." "I have two arms." " You lose one there soon." "You are soon lost that arm." "You are the joker." "Even if you arm in a steel ball, he goes off anyway." "You lost your arm touches." " You're yours gets lost." "He is in the end zone." "Touchdown." "Pay it, suckers." "How does he do it?" "How is he always right?" "Can I ask you something?" "Why are you so lucky" " I know the future, asshole." "Really?" "Another bet then." "Ricky, you just said also that al" "I also said that you had to stop." "I love you." "Shut up." "Beautiful coat you have." "I do not care about animals themselves." "I got a bet, maximum bet." " Okay, come on." "I bet Elway makes a touchdown with 37 seconds still on the clock." "Unlikely, Elway has not done anything today." "Because of the high stakes, we will make it interesting." "If I win, give me your wife a blowjob." "Really?" " A classic." "Fuck." " If you win, you name your price." "A touchdown just 37 seconds before it end?" "If you lose, I take all your money." "Fine." " And you give your mate 's blowjob." "Really." " Deal." "I like your style though." " Mutual." "Very creative." " Wed not with my dick." "Relax, we know the future." "Losses can not." "Hi, what are you doing?" "How is the view from there?" "Very nice." "Adam, right?" " Yes." "Why your blood in the snow?" "I was stuck in my face with 'n fork." "I saw it coming but not avoided ..." "It happened to me again, just in a different way." "But once I knew what you were talking about." "All the choices we make are insurmountable." "I do not know." "So you think your life is quite a failure anyway?" "So I said no, but ..." " Sounds like you want to do something great now." "Like?" "Like hanging out with the woman you just met ... whose bus leaves about two hours." "Shall we eat?" " Yeah, me good." "I'm most hungry." "They have forgotten the key." " Who?" "Carol and Stan." "My friends." "They live here." "Were not you here with the bus - they usually have a side door ..." "I'll take a look." "Yes, it is open." "Cheers." "So, which of the two is Carol?" "Carol is left." "I get to turn it, watch it." "No, I know the squirrel." "That's a bad squirrel." "You did it." "We must go." "Pipes that we forget." "We are best friends." "Guys, a bet is a bet." "So you are here come a time portal?" "And your spaceship is a jacuzzi?" "Correct, ma'am." " I understand that now is not just." "You're not alone." "It's all crazy." "But what happens in the future, you're a happy adult?" "No, not quite ..." "My friends think I'm a selfish little person ... and they're right when I think about it." "This is what I long to tell anyone." "As a child my father took me and my sister along to Flat Irons ... meat sandwiches." "A family traditions." "It can get something good." "Once we saw a commercial for the Pizza Magical Forest." "The following Friday, we put ourselves in the car ... and we, 'Dad, we want to Enchanted Forest Pizza." "And he: "We always go for meat sandwiches" ... but we kept nagging until he consented." "Good, so you won." "You had the plan changed." "33 people have died from E. Coli." "Including my father." "Before he died he looked at me and said: "Adam, it's your fault '." "Oh, no" " Yes ... with his eyes." " that he meant not fixed." "Kelly and I processed the blame in different ways." "She was wild, she would no longer have control over." "But I promised to ..." " Adam, I do not think you ... a poisoned pizza, the rest of your life to screw up." "You should just embrace the chaos, you have to." "So life will still amaze you." "I said, "Start sucking Oppergay." "Suck!" "God, who are you people?" "Come on, my feet are cold." "Good for you." " I know." "Just the forearm of Gary Coleman." "It's so impossible to black." "Suck." " I love you, buddy." "Do not say that." " I'm sorry." "No, no." "Maybe what you need is not here yet ..." "Perhaps tired of always been there." "Really?" " No." "Has it been repaired?" "He can be." "Ready to go?" "To where?" " The room." "Here is your section." "Yeah, come on." " Go ahead." "Where did he go?" " Who?" "Damn dude." "There he is." "What?" " Damn!" "What?" "Is some of it on my face?" "My God." "Have you eaten pineapple today" " I can not go home." "I motherfuckers but you, man." "It's soap." "Like you've never cum on his face was your friend." "What is wrong with you?" " I simply make friends." "Did not you ...?" " Stuff you swallow?" "No, she pulled me away from you, and we talked about it." "Nice guy." "We have much in common." "We both love tits and Mtley Cre." "So it's done?" " Yes, I told him things ... making it rich in the future." "I kept the good things for us." "Let's go to the bar." "Damn iPods." "Damn Prius." "Goddamn Zack Efron." "Which has not yet been invented." "Or Twitter?" "Whatever that is." "... We combine Twitter with Viagra." "Twitagra." "What's the matter?" " They cheated me." "What?" "Courtney deceiving you?" "I gave her my life." "... I gave my passion and she goes ..." " Why did you not?" "That was exactly this." "I see you no more." "I have my music anymore." "... I'm just friends" "I am nothing without Courtney." " You look like her slut true." "Be your own man." "Webber Nick Agnew, what's that?" " Terrible." "It does not." "No, Nick Webber." "That person you are." " That was me." "Find him." "She gets her part, you get to yours." "That is impossible, it means a lot to me to be married." "You're not, it's 1986." " In my heart is." "Your heart lies." "You know what to do?" " What?" "At that stage creep." "You're right." "I'm going." " Do." "Do it fast." "Do not hang me." "I do not, I promise." "Guys?" "Ready to go." " Really?" "A slippery stuff came at the time housing." "Must have sat in something of saltpetre." "Chernobly." " The troubled electronics." "It worked for you and the way all men." "Is that what we must do to return?" "All I say is that poison too ..." "I would not without tubbs." "Certainly not in the dark." "Would you die out if you reply directly to me?" "You're really a jerk." "Ready to party?" "Ladies and gentlemen, let me welcome ..." "Nick Webber." "Long time ago." " Long ago?" "These guys are dangerous." "Looks like a small soda can." "No, a bomb." "Direct from Moscow." "Let the communists ass." "Should we not call the police or FBI?" "No, we can in this way." "This song is from the future, but because you competed so well ..." "The earlier you get to hear." "Just as we rehearsed." "Where is the Kodiak Club" " On 's end of the street." "Thanks." "Me and my boys have something to do ..." "You know." "On the side chair." "That's my buddy there." " Yonder?" "My friends are there." "I'll be back." "I'm busy right now ... but I can later send a message?" "What?" " Are you online?" "No idea what you say." " How do I contact you?" "You will find me." " Sounds ... tiring." "Here he is." "Where are you guys?" "Nothing will hold your bag." " Turn him rotten." "Where are my damn friends?" "Do you like that song?" "This is a hit." "Well you get on her stage show." "This I had to do years ago." " Boys ..." "Adam!" "Guys!" "Have you seen him?" " Shut up." "We need to find Chernobly order to get out of here." "Chernobly, why" " I do not know exactly." "But Hersteller said that the sal ..." "Saltpetre." " Thank you." "Or anything else in it that makes the time machine." "That makes sense." " Where's Lou?" "What time is it?" " Damn." "Lou!" "Where is he?" " Damn." "We have already missed." "Where did he go, do you think?" "Same place as last time." "Shut up!" "Go home, loser." "John Lennon is shot." "Or is that already happened?" "They made it." "Best friends in the world." "Nearly just in time." "My best mates." "Here we are." "A bottle of Scotch, at the end of the evening." "Where were you?" " We were ..." "Not tonight, but every night." "What happened?" "We were doing things together." "We went two conquer the world." "And then let me down." " You were dragged me into your bullshit." "Yes, because friends do ..." " No, man." "Because then there are two people in trouble because of you." "You stay with your friends." "Through thick and thin." "Well, you got two things to say." "And:" "I hate you." "Understood." " Our friendship means nothing." "Is this the first or second thing?" " No, part of the first." "Am I the asshole?" " I did not either." "You had A, B, C say." " True or false about the first." "Lou, where is the Chernobly?" "That we need." " Blablabla." "That's all worried about you." "This is the first time he says." " Still it is a big deal." "I want to go home." " Let's talk." "You have no shoes on ..." " Who took my shoe?" "Blaine hit your shoe." "How can that happen?" "Damn!" "All of you!" "And you too!" "I do not know." " Yes." "Hold on." " I slip away." "Is this how it happened - this is how he loses his arm." "Damn, I'm dead." "I'm going to go." "Lou, stay positive." "The roof gets my nuts open." " You're strong say." "You okay?" "My mistake." "Sorry." "Jesus." "Here's the second thing:" "Blaine has Chernobly." "We're going to get ... so we get back i hope you never have to see." "I was looking for you." "Where were you?" " I had ..." "My friend was in a stew ..." " I am leaving now." "Immediately?" "That is not good." "I told you I had two hours." "Uncle Adam, come on." "Who the hell is that girl?" "Want to join me" " I can not." "You do what you want, man." "It's your life." "I want to do." " Come on, then." "But I have with my friends." "I really can not." "What do we do?" "I have no plans." "Let me surprise universe." "Since I like it." "A sign of a happy man." "Forward." "Perhaps the universe us back together." "I hope so." "Come on, let's do this." "Turn to him and let the engine run." "That you and I go this way" " I do the opposite." "Maybe they play." "Household." "Come on." "Panties, panties." "What are you doing?" " Do you feel ... mouth but handsome." "Are you nothing." "It makes me disgusted." "I love how much I hate you." "Damn!" " As in, you've found?" "Damn, like damn!" "Where's Nick?" " You fucked him ..." "You licked his dick, sucking on your toes ..." "His dick was bigger than mine?" "Thank you very much!" "Admit it, bitch!" "There will be changes." "I drop the first name Agnew ..." "Then I go back to the stage." "Back to the music." "But you know nothing about, because you suck, someone now!" "Pardon?" "Put down the phone, Jerry, this will not help you." "How do you know my name?" " Hang up, asshole!" "This goes between me and my wife." "Give me that phone." "I know what I do." "Let it go, man." "Wrong number." "You're one bad girl, you got him hurt." "Called just now to your nine year old woman?" "Yes." "Lou, we should go." "Mama" " Did you Chernobly?" "Asshole!" "Where did he go?" " What the hell?" "What happens?" "I understand now." "I'm his father." "What?" "Wait, what we do - my God." "Tell." "Take it off." "Good." "Lay you down." "We need to make a crazy baby." "Back in you." "Adam unbelievable that I fuck his sister." "I do it." "It will take a while because I'm drunk ..." "No, not really." "God, I come." "Shia LaBeouf large quantity." "So much semen, for your little genitals." "That's my boy." " It was so beautiful." "Dirty bastard." "I knew there was a reason I hated you ... and now I know why." "I tell everyone in the cell ..." "I traveled through time to kill my dad." "Get off me!" "You're dead." "Nobody fucks my mother in the past." "I am pregnant." " You're welcome." "Search this you?" " Yes." "We get that back?" " No, not really." "But I want to say something." "I'm a patriot ..." "I leave my city and not blow up with a soda bomb." "Give it to us." " Yeah, okay ... long as the jerk who is stealing from me." "I think he has against you." " Of course." "Hello, Blaine ..." "I get the soda back" " Yes, of course." "In my face." "That guy has you repeatedly humiliated." "He made you his bitch." " He ontmannelijkt you." "The wheel of trust has stopped here, and here again dumped." "Total reports." "This helps me nothing." " It seems so." "Patience." " Do something else." "Is this the hour of gossip?" "Come on." " You're better than him." "America." " By all means a little bit." "You are the saint of the entire lapping ..." "You're totally poisoned, there's nothing you can not kill ... you are the offender." " Come on with it." "You can us get it out, man." "You can be the hero." " Enrique Iglesias damn." "You love that song, right?" " I love that song." "Do your best." "Goddamn." "None of your talk helped." "Let us ass." " Happened." "No, no." "The Chernobly." "We are indeed Russian spies." "Yes, because I just spoke Russian." "When he open it explodes all over the place." "Count backwards from fifty and jump around." "Let's get outta here." "He would just make the hot tub." " We'll talk later." "Guys, you all right?" " Yeah, thanks." "Enjoy your holiday." "Hope to see again soon." "Silver Peakes Lodge." " Thank you, bye." "Be careful." " Watch out." "Did you see that?" " Why you took from me?" "I did not know, man ..." "My heavens!" "Why are you laughing?" "Look, there." "Grab your stuff." "We have to move." "Bye, mom, love you." "Do not use drugs." "Bye." "Will not you come to my room?" " No, I must be naked in the hot tub." "I better not." " It was interesting ... you're my sister and I love you." "I love you." "And who do make over with Jasey Benny, who do you do hard time." "To within 20 years." " You give me tomorrow anyway 'n ride?" "Hallelujah." "Cannonball." "Here, let the party begin." "Quickly, I see the 90's al" "Why do you take your clothes off" " It feels so good." "Adam, I'm not coming." "What?" " I'll stay." "No bullshit, come on." " I'm good here." "I had a blessed day." "I finally got this guy playing." "I've fucked your sister." "I can be a good father." "I love you, Jacob." " Damn." "He says those things anyway." "We'll talk about it at home." "I have wanted to commit suicide." "I know, so we came here." "When I return, I again commit suicide." "I can not." " Are you staying?" "Yes, go." " Then I will stay." "Would you really do - we are best friends." "Your crap is my nonsense, right?" " I'm your best friend?" "And my best friends." " That's okay." "Wait for me." " Thank you." "SMS girls are not." "That's the last time I travel through time." "So good to see you." " THIS GAME" "We already run?" "Welcome back, bitches!" "Lou" " What took you so long?" "Zoom out." " A strange her choice." "Check this out." " Looks like a lion." "I saw you do not." "Was it wrong of me to guide the future use?" "Maybe." "Another question:" "I therefore once - that's my dad." "View my girl again." " You burned the crab cakes again." "No, because I want them so badly." "I hate you, Louis." " Me too, baby." "I love her." " Those are my parents." "Much has changed." "... Whatever happens damn stay calm." "It will soon be clear." "Good morning." " You have both your arms." "Yes, I ..." " Unbelievable." "Yes, a snow thrower came over ... and took my arm off." "But when the ski patrol came along and put it on ice ..." "Blain Chaz and saved his arm." "In 15 min dies off the arm." "It must be right back on." "I am very happy." " It looks good." "I have instructions for getting home." " We know how." "Mr. Dorgin already thought you'd say ..." "So I printed off what Lougle Maps." " Do you mean Google?" "Lougle Maps, what matter?" "So if you or porn 'n restaurant searches, you do it through Lougle?" "Correct." " He also noticed the Statue of Liberty." "You want me to go up there - that's my Sizzle folder." "Talk to you later." "Hello?" "Welcome back, Mr. Webber." "How is it been?" "Hi, how was the trip?" "Good." "The bastard." "How was your weekend?" "I do not expect you today." "I know what you did with a man named Steve ..." "Steve?" "Our receptionist?" "That fucker who looks Tyrese." "What are you talking about?" "Do you think I cheat you?" "I would never make." "I told you about this man, when I was nine." "That man was so ..." " I love you, Courtney." "Many soul." " I love you too, Nick Webber." "Your so hot." " True." "Say it again." "Hey, Mom." "I have a drink for you." "Is there alcohol?" " For Scotch?" "Yes." "About a lost weekend speaking." " I know." "H family." "What is it?" "About you, handsome man." " I still get a drink for you." "Go ahead, buddy." "Unbelievable that we are here." "That we all survived." "Together." " A toast ..." "About three days ago or 20 years as you want ... was when you guys are my worst nightmare." "But now I am very happy to sit here ... with my best friends." " Friends." "And family." "In the past, present, and future." "Lougle, h - multimillionaire That thing I just did." "My real passion is music." "So angry that the group split up." "Which group were you ever?" "Simply Releases Toppers." "Translation:" "Biteme and Tokke."