"SHE STILL AIN'T SHOWED UP YET, HUH, CARLTON?" "NO, AND I'VE BEEN WAITING OVER 2 HOURS." "HEY, HEY, COME ON, MAN." "DON'T EVEN BE BEATING YOURSELF UP LIKE THIS." "EVERYBODY GETS STOOD UP ONCE." "ONCE A MONTH?" "WHY DID I EVER TRUST A COMPUTER DATING SERVICE?" "CARLTON." "CARLTON." "HEY, HEY, COME ON, MAN." "LOOK, CHANCES ARE A GIRL WHO MATCHES UP WITH YOU" "HAS ALREADY TAKEN HER OWN LIFE." "VERY FUNNY." "I'LL BE BACK IN THE STOCKROOM" "IN THE DARK." "CARLTON." "NO." "I'M LOOKING FOR CARLTON BANKS." "UH, JUST A SECOND." "OH, DAMN." "JUST..." "A SECOND." "DAMN." "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, GIRL?" "DAMN." "* NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW *" "* MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN *" "* AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE *" "* JUST SIT RIGHT THERE" "* I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE *" "* OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR" "* IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED *" "* ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS *" "* CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', RELAXING ALL COOL *" "* AND ALL SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL *" "* OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL" "* WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD *" "* STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD *" "* I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT *" "* AND MY MOM GOT SCARED" "* AND SAID--YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE *" "* AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR" "* I WHISTLED FOR A CAB" "* AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR" "* THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH *" "* AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR *" "* IF ANYTHING, I CAN SAY" "* THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE" "* BUT I THOUGHT, NAH, FORGET IT *" "* YO, HOMES, TO BEL-AIR" "* I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 *" "* AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY *" "* YO, HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER *" "* I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE *" "* TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "OK, SO TELL ME AGAIN." "ONCE THE BREAD IS IN THOSE LITTLE SLOTS," "YOU JUST SLIDE THE LEVER DOWN?" "FASCINATING, ISN'T IT?" "UM, HILARY" "NOT NOW." "I'M LEARNING HOW TO COOK." "GOOD MORNING." "GOOD MORNING, MADAM." "SWEETHEART, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?" "OF COURSE I DO." "SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO CELEBRATE?" "SAME THING WE DID LAST YEAR, ONLY BETTER." "GEE, UNCLE PHIL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA TOP LAST YEAR?" "WELL, UH..." "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETHEART." ""VALENTINE'S FUN FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVER." ""COME SING AT THE PEACOCK" "FOR A $10 COVER."" "NEAT, HUH?" "AND I RENTED A KARAOKE MACHINE AND EVERYTHING." "GOSH, FOR REAL?" "AUNT VIV, CAN I BE EXCUSED FROM THE TABLE?" "I'M JUST TOO DARN EXCITED TO EAT." "MOM, DAD, I'VE RESERVED SPECIAL SEATS" "RIGHT NEXT TO THE SPEAKERS FOR YOU." "THANK YOU, SON, BUT YOUR FATHER'S GOT SPECIAL PLANS FOR US TONIGHT." "YOU BIG ROMANTIC GUY, YOU." "HILARY, CAN YOU DRIVE ME AND MY DATE" "TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT?" "SORRY, ASH, BUT I'M PREPARING DINNER FOR MY VALENTINE." "THIS IS GOING TO BE A BREEZE." "ASHLEY, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE." "OH, GOD." "DADDY, PLEASE." "I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL YOUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT." "I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL PLANNED." "WHAT ABOUT OUR BIG EVENING?" "OH, THAT'S MUCH LATER." "SO, WHO ARE WE DATING?" "DADDY, PLEASE, THIS IS NOT GOING TO HELP MY REPUTATION." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR REPUTATION?" "YOU ARE." "YOU GIVE EVERY DATE I HAVE THE THIRD DEGREE." "BOYS WILL NOT COME NEAR ME AT SCHOOL" "WITHOUT HAVING A LAWYER PRESENT." "YES!" "AAH!" "YO!" "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, GIRL?" "WILL, DADDY IS GOING TO DRIVE ME AND MY DATE" "TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT." "THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THAT'S A BIG DEAL, ASH." "WILL, THE LAST TIME DADDY" "DROVE ME AND MY DATE TO THE MOVIES," "HE WOUND UP SITTING IN THE TWO SEATS BEHIND US." "COULDN'T YOU JUST DROP US OFF AND PICK US UP?" "I'M AFRAID THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM, ASHLEY." "SEE, THIS GIRL THAT I'M DATIN' TONIGHT" "IS KIND OF LIKE A 6.6 ON THE RICHTER SCALE," "SO I WANT TO BE THERE FOR ALL THE AFTERSHOCKS." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'." "I'M DOOMED." "ASHLEY, I'VE CIRCLED THE MOVIES I FEEL ARE APPROPRIATE" "FOR YOU AND YOUR, HA HA HA, FRIEND." ""FREE WILLY." ""BEETHOVEN II." "THE RETURN OF THE CARE BEARS"?" "THAT WAS MY FIRST CHOICE." "OH, BUT IF YOUR MOTHER ASKS TOMORROW," "I DIDN'T GET ANY EXTRA BUTTER ON MY POPCORN." "WHOA, HEY!" "UNCLE PHIL, CHECK IT OUT." "THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS." "ASHLEY'S GOING TO DOUBLE WITH ME AND MY GIRL." "UH-UH." "I'M NOT GONNA HAVE MY DAUGHTER INVOLVED" "IN ONE OF YOUR WILD EVENINGS." "WE--WE PLAYIN' MINIATURE GOLF." "THAT'LL BE COOL UNLESS THE CHURCH GROUP" "SHUT THAT PLACE DOWN." "YOU KNOW?" "[CHUCKLES]" "AND AFTERWARDS?" "WELL, I WAS THINKIN'" "WE'D RUN SOME GUNS TO NICARAGUA," "BUT WE'LL PROBABLY JUST COME HOME." "ALL RIGHT, WILL." "SHE'S IN YOUR HANDS." "BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER," "THOSE HANDS WILL BE WITHOUT FINGERS." "YES, SIR!" "LOSE MY FINGERS, SIR!" "HI!" "GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE!" "AND WELCOME TO ROCKIN' VALENTINE'S EVE!" "NOW, I KNOW MOST OF YOU ARE WONDERING 2 THINGS" "HOW DOES HE DRESS SO WELL" "AND WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED KARAOKE ANYWAY?" "ACTUALLY, KARAOKE HAS 2 DEFINITIONS" ""KARA" AS IN CARRY A TUNE," "AND "OKE" AS IN OKEY-DOKEY, LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!" "HA HA HA!" "I SWEAR I MADE THAT RESERVATION A WEEK AGO." "PHILIP, WHY DON'T YOU BE A MAN" "AND ADMIT THAT YOU FORGOT VALENTINE'S DAY?" "ALL RIGHT." "I ADMIT IT." "I JUST FORGOT." "HOW COME YOU DON'T FORGET THANKSGIVING?" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY TO ENJOY YOUR SON'S PARTY?" "HEY, LOOK WHO JUST FLOATED IN ON CLOUD NINE" "PHILIP AND VIVIAN BANKS, 2 PEOPLE WHO OVER THE YEARS, NEVER STOPPED LOVING EACH OTHER." "I SHOULD KNOW." "MY ROOM'S JUST DOWN THE HALL." "LET'S GET OUTTA HERE." "HEY THERE, FUNNY VALENTINES." "HOW ABOUT A LOVE SONG?" "* LOVE" "* EXCITING AND..." "* COME ABOARD" "* WE'RE EXPECTING... *" "* THE LOVE BOAT" "* HEY" "* SOON WE'LL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN *" "* BOAT" "* PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE *" "WE'RE HERE LIVE AT THE ST." "VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN" "WHERE SAMANTHA SACKEN IS ABOUT TO ATTEMPT A VERY DIFFICULT STROKE." "WAIT A MINUTE!" "IT LOOKS AS THOUGH" "SHE'S GETTING SOME HELP FROM HER CADDIE." "WILL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ANNOUNCER." "HEY, HUSH UP, CHILD." "I'M TRYIN' TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR FORM." "STOP." "NOT IN FRONT OF YOUR COUSIN." "OH." "YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "COME ON, LET'S GO OUT TO THE CAR." "THEY ARE REALLY SWEET TOGETHER." "WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S SAYIN' TO HER?" "PROBABLY THE SAME THING YOU WERE SAYING TO GIRLS" "WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE." "I DOUBT IT." "WHEN I WAS HIS AGE," "I WAS TRYIN' TO GET THE GIRLS TO" "HMM." "[CHUCKLES] NO." "NO, HE'S JUST-- HE'S JUST A LITTLE KID," "AND SO IS ASHLEY." "NOT SO LITTLE, WILL." "SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL." "DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT THE PUTTER GUY DID?" "NO." "WHAT'D HE DO?" "HE DROPPED HER BALL ON PURPOSE." "OH, PFTT!" "NOW, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?" "UNLESS HE WAS TRYIN' TO CHECK OUT HER" "HMM." "NO." "LOOK, LOOK, THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE." "HEY, WHEN I WAS 15, IT WAS POSSIBLE." "OH, YEAH, BUT YOU WAS A LITTLE FREAK, THOUGH." "NO." "NO." "I'M JUST SAYIN'..." "YOU KNOW." "THINGS WERE A LOT FASTER" "IN THEM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS." "SHE GOES TO BEL-AIR ACADEMY." "I WENT TO ST." "JOHN'S PAROCHIAL." "HMM." "YOU STILL GOT THAT LITTLE DRESS AND THEM SHOES, HUH?" "HEY, CARL LEWIS, PUT A MOVE ON IT." "HEY, TAKE IT EASY, POPS." "YOU'LL BE IN A HOLE SOON ENOUGH." "[CHUCKLES]" "THAT'S A REALLY NICE OUTFIT." "HEY, LOOK, IF I MAKE THIS PUTT," "YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU'RE GONNA..." "[WHISPERS]" "[GIGGLES] WILL!" "HA HA HA!" "BRYAN!" "YOU KNOW, GEOFFREY," "JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME," "I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT MAKING A WHOLE DINNER MYSELF," "BUT THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO IT. [LAUGHS]" "OH, MISS HILARY," "COULD YOU PASS ME THAT HEAVY IRON SKILLET OVER THERE?" "HELLO?" "HOW THOUGHTLESS OF ME." "[BABY CRIES]" "OH, DEAR, I BETTER GO TEND TO MASTER NICKY." "WHAT?" "GEOFFREY, YOU CAN'T GO NOW." "BUT THE BABY NEEDS ME." "HE NEEDS YOU?" "I'M THE ONE WITH THE ORTHOPEDIST COMING TO DINNER." "GEOFFREY, I DEMAND THAT YOU STAY HERE AND COOK." "NO!" "CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME?" "WELL, UM, L-LET'S TRY IT AGAIN." "[PLEASANTLY] NO." "BY GEORGE, I'VE GOT IT!" "NO!" "NO!" "GEOFFREY!" "GEOFFREY, YOU COME BACK HERE!" "NO!" "NO!" "EW!" "[SIZZLING]" "GOOD GOD!" "I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE STOVE." "HOLE IN ONE!" "YES!" "MY FIRST ONE EVER!" "[CLAPPING]" "OOH!" "THAT BIRD JUST DOOGIED ON YOUR HEAD." "WILL, I GOT A HOLE IN ONE!" "OH, YOU'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME, BABY." "OH, HEY!" "HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT." "LISTEN." "I GOT A IDEA." "HEY, HOW ABOUT WE SWITCH PARTNERS?" "YOU GO DOWN THERE AND PLAY WITH, UH--W-WITH, UH" "SAMANTHA." "AH." "THANKS A LOT, ASHLEY." "NO, THANKS, MAN." "I LIKE PLAYING RIGHT HERE." "OK, ASHLEY, YOU GO DOWN PLAY WITH WHAT'S-HER-NAME." "WILL..." "OH, YOU GOT ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE, BABY?" "YOU GOOD!" "GOSH, IT'S GETTING WARM OUT HERE." "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF?" "OH." "DAAH..." "AH." "ASHLEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT." "UM, UM..." "SEE, IT'S-- IT'S SOME, UH..." "IT'S SOME--SOME KILLER BEES." "OK?" "UH, TO COME FROM MEXICO." "AND THEY--THEY COULD STRIKE AT ANY TIME." "AND THEY LOVE TEENAGE FLESH." "THANKS, BUT I'LL RISK IT." "DON'T WORRY, MAN." "I AIN'T GONNA LET NO BEES" "GET TO THIS HONEY." "OK, JUNIOR MAC." "UH, LISTEN." "I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A LITTLE CHAT," "UH, MANO A BOYO." "WILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YEAH, MAN." "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" "I THINK THE PROBLEM IS SOMETHING CALLED A DOUBLE STANDARD." "WELL, WAIT." "HOLD UP, BABY." "WHOSE SIDE YOU ON?" "I'M ON THE SIDE THAT WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE OUR DATE." "AND WE WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE OURS." "YEAH." "I THOUGHT WE WAS ALL HAVIN' A GOOD TIME." "DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT INNOCENT BOY ROUTINE!" "I KNOW THAT ROUTINE." "I INVENTED THAT ROUTINE." "OOH, I--I--I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU," "YOU--YOU..." "LITTLE DOG." "OOH, SHAME." "MAN, BACK OFF ME, MAN." "I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN." "FUN?" "DOES THIS LOOK A PLACE TO HAVE FUN?" "I DON'T THINK SO." "AIN'T NOBODY GONNA HAVE NO FUN UP IN HERE." "NOT ME," "NOT YOU," "NOT HER." "AND DEFINITELY NOT ME." "GOOD-BYE, WILL." "WHOA." "BABY, OH..." "COME BACK HERE." "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "!" "MAN, THE WORD WAS OUT ON YOUR FATHER," "BUT WHO KNEW YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WAS CRAZY?" "BRYAN, I'M SO SORRY." "ASHLEY, IF YOU EVER RUN AWAY FROM HOME, GIVE ME A CALL." "BRYAN, WAIT." "LET HIM GO." "LET HIM GO, BABY." "AND GOOD RIDDANCE," "YOU LITTLE FILTHY mcnasty!" "WILL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?" "TO YOU?" "ASHLEY, I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU." "OK, WHEN YOU GET OLDER, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND." "LOOK, LET ME MAKE IT BETTER." "I'M GONNA BUY YOU SOME ICE CREAM." "NO." "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING." "YOU'RE WORSE THAN DADDY!" "NICE JOB, CUPID." "ASHLEY!" "[BEEPING]" "YAH!" "OOH." "THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY." "ASHLEY!" "WHY DOES EVERYONE TREAT ME" "LIKE I'M SOME POOR, DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL?" "BECAUSE YOU ARE, ASHLEY." "I MEAN, BOYS ARE JUST GONNA TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU." "THAT'S MY PROBLEM," "NOT YOURS OR MY FATHER'S." "AND YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I CAN HANDLE IT." "OH, YEAH, RIGHT, LIKE, YOU CAN HANDLE SOME BIG OLD DUDE" "TRYIN' TO BE ALL OVER YOU" "LIKE--LIKE CHEESE ON A BIG MAC." "WILL..." "MAYBE I LIKE CHEESE." "UM..." "HOW YOU" "HOW YOU GONNA LIKE SOMETHING YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD?" "PLEASE TELL ME YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD NO CHEESE, ASHLEY." "NO, BUT IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX," "I DO NOT NEED YOUR APPROVAL!" "IT--IT--IT'S CHEESE, ASHLEY." "WHAT Y'ALL LOOKIN' AT?" "EXCUSE US." "LOOK AT ME." "I'M NOT THE 11-YEAR-OLD I WAS" "WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED TO BEL-AIR." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YEAH." "YEAH, I DO." "MAYBE WE NEED TO SEND YOU TO AN ALL-GIRL SCHOOL, YOU KNOW," "JUST SO YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD ON YOUR STUDIES." "ASH--ASHLEY." "ASH" "OK, THAT'S TWICE." "ASHLEY." "ASHLEY, COME-- COME BACK HERE." "I AIN'T PLAYIN', GIRL." "COME BACK HERE!" "AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN'" "AT?" "!" "WELL, CAN YOU FIX IT OR NOT?" "LADY, THIS THING NEEDS A NEW MESS OF PARTS." "I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW." "TOMORROW?" "DON'T YOU HAVE, LIKE, A SPARE STOVE IN YOUR TRUCK?" "NO." "I TOOK IT OUT WHEN I PUT IN THE HOT TUB." "LISTEN, YOU..." "DUANE..." "I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN ORTHOPEDIST COMING TO DINNER." "IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY." "OR WASN'T THERE A SIGN OR SOMETHING" "IN THE TRAILER PARK?" "LISTEN, YOU..." "THE STOVE HAS TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW." "BUT WHILE I'M HERE, MAYBE I CAN ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE." "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "HELLO!" "OH, HI, DON." "[GIGGLES]" "YOU WHAT?" "OH." "YEAH, I UNDERSTAND." "SURE." "BYE." "PROBLEMS?" "MY DATE GOT CALLED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM." "SOME OLD LADY FRACTURED HER HIP" "AND BROKE HER LEG IN 5 PLACES." "DO I HAVE THE WORST LUCK OR WHAT?" "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAD THINGS TO DO." "I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT CLUBBIN'" "WITH THE MAYTAG REPAIRMAN." "HE DOESN'T GET OUT MUCH, YOU KNOW." "IS THAT A SMILE?" "WAS THAT A SMILE THAT I JUST SAW?" "IT LOOKS REALLY NICE ON YOU, TOO." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "AS LONG AS NEITHER OF US ARE DOIN' ANYTHING," "WHY DON'T WE NOT DO IT TOGETHER?" "OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT..." "HOW CAN I PUT THIS NICELY?" "I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU." "I USUALLY DON'T SAY THIS TO A WOMAN," "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT." "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, PRETTY LADY." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "DUANE?" "DO YOU FIX MICROWAVES?" "[***]" "* WHAT YOU SAY?" "* THERE'S NOT A MAN TODAY *" "* WHO CAN TAKE ME AWAY" "* FROM MY GUY" "* THERE'S NOT A MAN TODAY *" "* WHO CAN TAKE ME AWAY" "* FROM MY GUY" "CAN WE GO NOW, PLEASE?" "NO." "I DON'T WANT THIS EVENING TO EVER END." "OH, STOP IT, VIVIAN." "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE THAN I DO." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I WOULD RATHER BE IN A ROMANTIC, BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT" "HAVING A WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER." "BUT YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER." "[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]" "* THEY'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN *" "* TO LIVE" "* WHITE LACE AND PROMISES *" "OH, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART," "SWEETHEART, I, YOU KNOW" "* A KISS FOR LUCK" "* AND THEY'RE ON *" "* THEIR WAY" "COME ON, EVERYBODY." "HUM WITH ME." "[HUMMING]" "SWEETHEART, I..." "WORK VERY HARD..." "TO PROVIDE A GOOD LIFE" "FOR YOU AND MY FAMILY." "AND EVERY NIGHT," "I HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS," "AND I KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT." "I DON'T NEED A HOLIDAY" "TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU." "I SHOW YOU ALL YEAR." "OH, PHILIP." "OHH..." "WE'RE GOIN' TO PARIS ON OUR ANNIVERSARY." "[GASPS]" "PHILIP..." "OH, THAT'S NEXT WEEK." "IT IS?" "ASHLEY?" "OH, GREAT." "I JUST PAID A $10 COVER" "TO SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY WITH MY PARENTS." "WHERE'S WILL?" "I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE." "HOW DID YOU GET HERE?" "I TOOK A BUS." "YOU WHAT?" "!" "YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAININ' TO DO, YOUNG LADY!" "AND SO DO YOU, WILL!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LETTIN' THIS CHILD" "WANDER AROUND THE STREET AT NIGHT BY HERSELF?" "I'M NOT A CHILD!" "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH OUT FOR HER, WILL." "AND I DID." "THAT'S WHY I KICKED" "THAT LITTLE NASTY BOYFRIEND'S BUTT OUT." "DADDY, HE'S-- JUST A MINUTE." "WHAT'D HE DO TO MY LITTLE GIRL?" "I AM NOT A LITTLE GIRL!" "Carlton:" "HEY!" "A LITTLE LESS YELLING AND SHOUTING," "A LITTLE MORE HUMMING AND CLAPPING." "OHH!" "LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS..." "WHERE IS THE GIRL THAT WENT WITH YOU?" "WE WAS AT..." "AND SHE WAS NAKED." "WHO WAS NAKED?" "!" "NO, NO, NO!" "ALL I KNOW IS..." "[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]" "* WHAT YOU WANT" "* BABY, I GOT IT" "* WHAT YA NEED" "* DO YA KNOW I GOT IT?" "*" "* ALL I'M ASKIN' *" "* IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT" "* WHEN I COME HOME" "* HEY, DADDY" "* WHEN I COME HOME" "* JUST A LITTLE BIT" "* OH, YEAH" "* JUST A LITTLE BIT" "* I AIN'T GONNA DO WRONG *" "* WHILE I'M GONE *" "* I AIN'T GONNA DO WRONG *" "* 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA *" "* ALL I'M ASKIN' *" "* IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT" "* WHEN I GET HOME" "* OH, DADDY" "* WHEN I GET HOME" "* JUST A LITTLE BIT" "* OH, YEAH" "* JUST A LITTLE BIT" "* MMM, I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU *" "* ALL MY MONEY" "* AND ALL I'M ASKIN' *" "* IN RETURN, HONEY" "* IS THAT YOU GIVE ME MY PROPERS *" "* WHEN I GET HOME" "* OH, YEAH, NOW" "* WHEN I GET HOME" "* JUST A LITTLE BIT" "* ALL RIGHT" "* JUST A LITTLE BIT" "* R-E-S-P-E-C-T" "* FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME *" "* R-E-S-P-E-C-T" "* WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME?" "*" "* OH" "* SOCK IT TO ME, SOCK IT TO ME *" "* A LITTLE RESPECT NOW" "* OH-OHH" "* SOCK IT TO ME" "* RE, RE, RE, RE, RE, RE, RE, RE, RE *" "* RESPECT" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "5, 4, 3, 2." "WE'RE HERE LIVE AT THE ST." "VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN" "WHERE SAMANTHA SACKEN IS ABOUT TO ATTEMPT" "A VERY DIFFICULT STROKE." "OH, WAIT!" "IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GETTING HELP" "FROM HER CADDIE." "TY, YOU CAN'T WALK THROUGH THE SHOT." "OH, MY GOD." "JEEZ." "YOU LITTLE FILTHY mcnasty."