"[ KID STATIC'S "MOONLIGHT" PLAYS ]" "♪YOUTASTELIKEMOONLIGHT ♪ LOSE MY STATE OF MIND ♪ I AIN'T LYING" "♪ LOSE MY STATE OF MIND ♪ I AIN'T LYING ♪ LIKE A LION LYING DOWN NOW" "♪ I AIN'T LYING ♪ LIKE A LION LYING DOWN NOW ♪ NOW, CALM DOWN, CHILD" "♪ LIKE A LION LYING DOWN NOW ♪ NOW, CALM DOWN, CHILD ♪ IT'S JUST THIS THING GOT ME" "♪ NOW, CALM DOWN, CHILD ♪ IT'S JUST THIS THING GOT ME WILD NOW ♪" "♪ IT'S JUST THIS THING GOT ME WILD NOW ♪ ♪ YOU TASTE LIKE MOONLIGHT" "WILD NOW ♪ ♪ YOU TASTE LIKE MOONLIGHT ♪ LOSE MY STATE OF MIND" "♪ YOU TASTE LIKE MOONLIGHT ♪ LOSE MY STATE OF MIND ♪ I AIN'T LYING" "♪ LOSE MY STATE OF MIND ♪ I AIN'T LYING ♪ LIKE A LION LYING DOWN NOW" "♪ I AIN'T LYING ♪ LIKE A LION LYING DOWN NOW ♪ NOW, CALM DOWN, CHILD" "♪ LIKE A LION LYING DOWN NOW ♪ NOW, CALM DOWN, CHILD ♪ IT'S JUST THIS THING GOT ME" "♪ NOW, CALM DOWN, CHILD ♪ IT'S JUST THIS THING GOT ME WILD NOW ♪" "♪ IT'S JUST THIS THING GOT ME WILD NOW ♪ [MOANS]" "WILD NOW ♪ [MOANS] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[MOANS] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] STOP!" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] STOP!" "COME ON!" "STOP!" "STOP!" "COME ON!" "STOP!" "GEEZ,NICOLE!" "COME ON!" "STOP!" "GEEZ,NICOLE!" "WHAT GIVES?" "GEEZ,NICOLE!" "WHAT GIVES?" "I THOUGHT YOU LIKED WHAT I WAS" "WHAT GIVES?" "I THOUGHT YOU LIKED WHAT I WAS DOING THIS TIME." "I THOUGHT YOU LIKED WHAT I WAS DOING THIS TIME." "DIDN'T IT FEEL GOOD?" "DOING THIS TIME." "DIDN'T IT FEEL GOOD?" "SUREITDID,GEORGE." "DIDN'T IT FEEL GOOD?" "SUREITDID,GEORGE." "SO,THINKHOWGOODITWILL" "SUREITDID,GEORGE." "SO,THINKHOWGOODITWILL FEEL WHEN WE DON'T STOP." "SO,THINKHOWGOODITWILL FEEL WHEN WE DON'T STOP." "[ SMACK!" "]" "FEEL WHEN WE DON'T STOP." "[ SMACK!" "] WHATDIDISAY ?" "[ SMACK!" "] WHATDIDISAY ?" "OW!" "I 'MSORRY!" "WHATDIDISAY ?" "OW!" "I 'MSORRY!" "GOINGALLTHEWAY IS" "OW!" "I 'MSORRY!" "GOINGALLTHEWAY IS SOMETHING WE'RE JUST NOT READY" "GOINGALLTHEWAY IS SOMETHING WE'RE JUST NOT READY FOR." "SOMETHING WE'RE JUST NOT READY FOR." "WELL,I FEELREADY." "FOR." "WELL,I FEELREADY." "[ SMACK!" "]" "WELL,I FEELREADY." "[ SMACK!" "] PAY ATTENTION!" "[ SMACK!" "] PAY ATTENTION!" "OW!" "I 'MLISTENING!" "PAY ATTENTION!" "OW!" "I 'MLISTENING!" "GEORGE,SEXIS ASACREDACT." "OW!" "I 'MLISTENING!" "GEORGE,SEXIS ASACREDACT." "ALL RIGHT, NOW, TWO PEOPLE MAY" "GEORGE,SEXIS ASACREDACT." "ALL RIGHT, NOW, TWO PEOPLE MAY LOVE EACH OTHER AND HAVE ALL" "ALL RIGHT, NOW, TWO PEOPLE MAY LOVE EACH OTHER AND HAVE ALL SORTS OF OTHER FEELINGS, BUT IT" "LOVE EACH OTHER AND HAVE ALL SORTS OF OTHER FEELINGS, BUT IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT IF THOSE TWO" "SORTS OF OTHER FEELINGS, BUT IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT IF THOSE TWO PEOPLE AREN'T JOINED IN THE HOLY" "JUST ISN'T RIGHT IF THOSE TWO PEOPLE AREN'T JOINED IN THE HOLY SACRAMENT OF MARRIAGE." "PEOPLE AREN'T JOINED IN THE HOLY SACRAMENT OF MARRIAGE." "I MEAN, SEX WITHOUT THAT" "SACRAMENT OF MARRIAGE." "I MEAN, SEX WITHOUT THAT SANCTIFIED BOND MAY LEAD THE" "I MEAN, SEX WITHOUT THAT SANCTIFIED BOND MAY LEAD THE FORNICATORS TO BE PUNISHED BY" "SANCTIFIED BOND MAY LEAD THE FORNICATORS TO BE PUNISHED BY HAVING RETARDED BASTARD BABIES" "FORNICATORS TO BE PUNISHED BY HAVING RETARDED BASTARD BABIES OR BURNING IN THE ETERNAL FIRES" "HAVING RETARDED BASTARD BABIES OR BURNING IN THE ETERNAL FIRES OF DAMNATION!" "OR BURNING IN THE ETERNAL FIRES OF DAMNATION!" "YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU," "OF DAMNATION!" "YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU, GEORGE?" "YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU, GEORGE?" "NO." "GEORGE?" "NO." "[EXHALESSHARPLY]" "NO." "[EXHALESSHARPLY] [ SIGHS ]" "[EXHALESSHARPLY] [ SIGHS ] YOU SHOULD REALLY BE THANKING" "[ SIGHS ] YOU SHOULD REALLY BE THANKING ME." "YOU SHOULD REALLY BE THANKING ME." "I MEAN, MY WILLPOWER IS THE ONLY" "ME." "I MEAN, MY WILLPOWER IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN US AND" "I MEAN, MY WILLPOWER IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN US AND THE GATES OF HELL." "THING STANDING BETWEEN US AND THE GATES OF HELL." "REMEMBER " " THE ONLY TRULY SAFE" "THE GATES OF HELL." "REMEMBER " " THE ONLY TRULY SAFE SEX IS NO SEX." "REMEMBER " " THE ONLY TRULY SAFE SEX IS NO SEX." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "SEX IS NO SEX." "[ CHUCKLES ] [GASPS]" "[ CHUCKLES ] [GASPS] [CHOKES]" "[GASPS] [CHOKES] [SCREAMING]" "♪WELL,IFEELSOGOOD ♪I FEELSO GOOD ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY" "♪I FEELSO GOOD ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY" "♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪WELL,IDON 'TFEELNOTHING" "♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪WELL,IDON 'TFEELNOTHING 'CAUSE I'M DEAD INSIDE ♪" "♪WELL,IDON 'TFEELNOTHING 'CAUSE I'M DEAD INSIDE ♪ ♪ AND I'M UP TO MY EYES IN" "'CAUSE I'M DEAD INSIDE ♪ ♪ AND I'M UP TO MY EYES IN DIRT ♪" "♪ AND I'M UP TO MY EYES IN DIRT ♪ ♪ WELL, I FEEL SO STRANGE" "DIRT ♪ ♪ WELL, I FEEL SO STRANGE ♪I DON'TFEELSOGOOD" "♪ WELL, I FEEL SO STRANGE ♪I DON'TFEELSOGOOD  ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY" "♪I DON'TFEELSOGOOD  ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY" "♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪WELL,IDON 'TFEELNOTHING" "♪ANDIDON 'TKNOWWHY ♪WELL,IDON 'TFEELNOTHING 'CAUSE I'M DEAD INSIDE ♪" "♪WELL,IDON 'TFEELNOTHING 'CAUSE I'M DEAD INSIDE ♪ ♪ AND I'M UP TO MY EYES IN" "'CAUSE I'M DEAD INSIDE ♪ ♪ AND I'M UP TO MY EYES IN DIRT ♪" "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] DAMNIT." "I JUST NEED A COUPLE MORE" "DAMNIT." "I JUST NEED A COUPLE MORE MINUTES TO FINISH THIS STORY" "I JUST NEED A COUPLE MORE MINUTES TO FINISH THIS STORY OUTLINE." "MINUTES TO FINISH THIS STORY OUTLINE." "IKNOW." "OUTLINE." "IKNOW." "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE BEST" "IKNOW." "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE BEST PART." "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE BEST PART." "UGH." "YUCK." "PART." "UGH." "YUCK." "HOW CAN YOU READ THIS" "UGH." "YUCK." "HOW CAN YOU READ THIS SENTIMENTAL TRIPE?" "HOW CAN YOU READ THIS SENTIMENTAL TRIPE?" "WHAT?" "IT'SROMANTIC." "SENTIMENTAL TRIPE?" "WHAT?" "IT'SROMANTIC." "KATH,I KEEPTELLINGYOU ." "WHAT?" "IT'SROMANTIC." "KATH,I KEEPTELLINGYOU ." "ROMANCE IS JUST ANOTHER" "KATH,I KEEPTELLINGYOU ." "ROMANCE IS JUST ANOTHER PATRIARCHAL SOCIAL CONSTRUCT" "ROMANCE IS JUST ANOTHER PATRIARCHAL SOCIAL CONSTRUCT DESIGNED TO KEEP WOMEN" "PATRIARCHAL SOCIAL CONSTRUCT DESIGNED TO KEEP WOMEN SUBMISSIVE AND TEACHING US, YET" "DESIGNED TO KEEP WOMEN SUBMISSIVE AND TEACHING US, YET AGAIN, THAT OUR SEXUALITY IS OUR" "SUBMISSIVE AND TEACHING US, YET AGAIN, THAT OUR SEXUALITY IS OUR MOST MARKETABLE COMMODITY." "AGAIN, THAT OUR SEXUALITY IS OUR MOST MARKETABLE COMMODITY." "OKAY,GLORIASTEINEM." "MOST MARKETABLE COMMODITY." "OKAY,GLORIASTEINEM." "ANDHERETO ILLUSTRATEMY" "OKAY,GLORIASTEINEM." "ANDHERETO ILLUSTRATEMY POINT..." "ANDHERETO ILLUSTRATEMY POINT..." "LOOK,Y 'ALL." "POINT..." "LOOK,Y 'ALL." "IT'S LOS LESBOS DE SAN GRIENTO." "LOOK,Y 'ALL." "IT'S LOS LESBOS DE SAN GRIENTO." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IT'S LOS LESBOS DE SAN GRIENTO." "[ LAUGHTER ] AND I THINK WE KNOW WHICH ONE'S" "[ LAUGHTER ] AND I THINK WE KNOW WHICH ONE'S THE BUTCH." "AND I THINK WE KNOW WHICH ONE'S THE BUTCH." "OH,I 'MSORRY." "THE BUTCH." "OH,I 'MSORRY." "I THOUGHT BI-CURIOUS" "OH,I 'MSORRY." "I THOUGHT BI-CURIOUS GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION WAS STILL" "I THOUGHT BI-CURIOUS GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION WAS STILL TRENDY THIS WEEK." "GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION WAS STILL TRENDY THIS WEEK." "IDON'TWANTTOBERUDE, BUT" "TRENDY THIS WEEK." "IDON'TWANTTOBERUDE, BUT NOT IF YOU'RE FUGLY, HONEY." "IDON'TWANTTOBERUDE, BUT NOT IF YOU'RE FUGLY, HONEY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "NOT IF YOU'RE FUGLY, HONEY." "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH." "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH." "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A" "YEAH." "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A TILA TEQUILA AND SASHA GREY." "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A TILA TEQUILA AND SASHA GREY." "WOW,I GUESSI'DBECRUSHED" "TILA TEQUILA AND SASHA GREY." "WOW,I GUESSI'DBECRUSHED BY THAT IF ALL MY ROLE MODELS" "WOW,I GUESSI'DBECRUSHED BY THAT IF ALL MY ROLE MODELS WERE BRAINLESS PORN STARS." "BY THAT IF ALL MY ROLE MODELS WERE BRAINLESS PORN STARS." "WHICHREMINDSME ,ISAW HER" "WERE BRAINLESS PORN STARS." "WHICHREMINDSME ,ISAW HER  IN THE GYM THE OTHER DAY." "WHICHREMINDSME ,ISAW HER  IN THE GYM THE OTHER DAY." "FULL BUSH." "IN THE GYM THE OTHER DAY." "FULL BUSH." "UGH." "FULL BUSH." "UGH." "BETTERWATCHTHOSERUG BURNS." "UGH." "BETTERWATCHTHOSERUG BURNS." "YEAH,SAWYOU,TOO ." "BETTERWATCHTHOSERUG BURNS." "YEAH,SAWYOU,TOO ." "SOMEWHERE HITLER'S MISSING HIS" "YEAH,SAWYOU,TOO ." "SOMEWHERE HITLER'S MISSING HIS MUSTACHE." "SOMEWHERE HITLER'S MISSING HIS MUSTACHE." "EW." "MUSTACHE." "EW." "WHO?" "EW." "WHO?" "LET'SROLL,CHICAS." "WHO?" "LET'SROLL,CHICAS." "IT SMELLS LIKE FISH TACO TUESDAY" "LET'SROLL,CHICAS." "IT SMELLS LIKE FISH TACO TUESDAY OVER HERE." "IT SMELLS LIKE FISH TACO TUESDAY OVER HERE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OVER HERE." "[ LAUGHTER ] UGH." "[ LAUGHTER ] UGH." "PRIME EXAMPLES OF WHAT I WAS" "UGH." "PRIME EXAMPLES OF WHAT I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT." "PRIME EXAMPLES OF WHAT I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT." "KATH." "JUST TALKING ABOUT." "KATH." "HMM?" "KATH." "HMM?" "COMEON." "HMM?" "COMEON." "THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF WANNABE" "COMEON." "THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF WANNABE HILTONS FROM HICKTOWN." "THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF WANNABE HILTONS FROM HICKTOWN." "WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT THEY" "HILTONS FROM HICKTOWN." "WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT THEY THINK?" "WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT THEY THINK?" "IKNOW,BUT..." "THINK?" "IKNOW,BUT..." "OKAY, MAYBE YOUR ARTICLE" "IKNOW,BUT..." "OKAY, MAYBE YOUR ARTICLE EXPOSING THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF" "OKAY, MAYBE YOUR ARTICLE EXPOSING THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF THE PROM COMMITTEE WASN'T THE" "EXPOSING THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF THE PROM COMMITTEE WASN'T THE SMARTEST CHOICE FOR A SOCIAL" "THE PROM COMMITTEE WASN'T THE SMARTEST CHOICE FOR A SOCIAL STANDING AT THIS SCHOOL." "SMARTEST CHOICE FOR A SOCIAL STANDING AT THIS SCHOOL." "WHAT?" "STANDING AT THIS SCHOOL." "WHAT?" "I CHANGED THE NAMES TO PROTECT" "WHAT?" "I CHANGED THE NAMES TO PROTECT THE GUILTY." "I CHANGED THE NAMES TO PROTECT THE GUILTY." "SPEAKING OF MY HIGH JOURNALISTIC" "THE GUILTY." "SPEAKING OF MY HIGH JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF" "SPEAKING OF MY HIGH JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS STORY?" "STANDARDS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS STORY?" ""WHAT IS SAN GRIENTO SECURITY" "THIS STORY?" ""WHAT IS SAN GRIENTO SECURITY REALLY PROTECTING US FROM?"" ""WHAT IS SAN GRIENTO SECURITY REALLY PROTECTING US FROM?" IT'D BE, LIKE, AN INVESTIGATION" "REALLY PROTECTING US FROM?" IT'D BE, LIKE, AN INVESTIGATION ON WHY THIS COMMUNITY FELT THE" "IT'D BE, LIKE, AN INVESTIGATION ON WHY THIS COMMUNITY FELT THE NEED TO PRIVATIZE ITS POLICE" "ON WHY THIS COMMUNITY FELT THE NEED TO PRIVATIZE ITS POLICE FORCE." "NEED TO PRIVATIZE ITS POLICE FORCE." "YOUALREADYWROTEABOUTSGS" "FORCE." "YOUALREADYWROTEABOUTSGS AND RACIAL PROFILING LAST YEAR." "YOUALREADYWROTEABOUTSGS AND RACIAL PROFILING LAST YEAR." "NO,BUTTHISISA TOTALLY" "AND RACIAL PROFILING LAST YEAR." "NO,BUTTHISISA TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANGLE." "NO,BUTTHISISA TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANGLE." "LEAH." "DIFFERENT ANGLE." "LEAH." "[SIGHS]" "LEAH." "[SIGHS] OH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "[SIGHS] OH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "IT'S TOO SIMILAR." "OH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "IT'S TOO SIMILAR." "UGH, DAMN IT." "IT'S TOO SIMILAR." "UGH, DAMN IT." "HEY,YOU'LLTHINKOFA GREAT" "UGH, DAMN IT." "HEY,YOU'LLTHINKOFA GREAT STORY." "HEY,YOU'LLTHINKOFA GREAT STORY." "YOU ALWAYS DO." "STORY." "YOU ALWAYS DO." "YEAH,BUTIDON 'TNEEDA" "YOU ALWAYS DO." "YEAH,BUTIDON 'TNEEDA STORY." "YEAH,BUTIDON 'TNEEDA STORY." "I NEED THE STORY IF I'VE GOT ANY" "STORY." "I NEED THE STORY IF I'VE GOT ANY SHOT AT A JOURNALISM" "I NEED THE STORY IF I'VE GOT ANY SHOT AT A JOURNALISM SCHOLARSHIP." "SHOT AT A JOURNALISM SCHOLARSHIP." "HEY,YOUNEVERKNOW." "SCHOLARSHIP." "HEY,YOUNEVERKNOW." "GRIENTO-GATE MIGHT BE JUST RIGHT" "HEY,YOUNEVERKNOW." "GRIENTO-GATE MIGHT BE JUST RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER WAITING TO" "GRIENTO-GATE MIGHT BE JUST RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER WAITING TO MAKE YOU THE NEXT RACHEL MADDOW." "AROUND THE CORNER WAITING TO MAKE YOU THE NEXT RACHEL MADDOW." "HMM." "MAKE YOU THE NEXT RACHEL MADDOW." "HMM." "I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT." "HMM." "I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT." "[CHUCKLES]" "I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT." "[CHUCKLES] WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY RUG BURN?" "[CHUCKLES] WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY RUG BURN?" "PUTITOUTOFYOUR MIND ." "WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY RUG BURN?" "PUTITOUTOFYOUR MIND ." "HEADS UP, COMRADE." "HI." "HI." "[SPEAKSSPANISH]" "HI." "[SPEAKSSPANISH] I'MGOOD." "[SPEAKSSPANISH] I'MGOOD." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I'MGOOD." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I'MGOOD." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I'MGOOD." "LEAH " "I'MGOOD." "LEAH -- BYE." "LEAH -- BYE." "LOVE IS IN THE AIR." "BYE." "LOVE IS IN THE AIR." "WHAT?" "WHO?" "LOVE IS IN THE AIR." "WHAT?" "WHO?" "OH, PLEASE." "WHAT?" "WHO?" "OH, PLEASE." "DUDE,PAULJIMENEZHAS HAD IT" "OH, PLEASE." "DUDE,PAULJIMENEZHAS HAD IT BAD FOR YOU SINCE JUMP STREET," "DUDE,PAULJIMENEZHAS HAD IT BAD FOR YOU SINCE JUMP STREET, AND YOU STILL WON'T TOSS HIM A" "BAD FOR YOU SINCE JUMP STREET, AND YOU STILL WON'T TOSS HIM A CRUMB OF YOUR AFFECTION." "AND YOU STILL WON'T TOSS HIM A CRUMB OF YOUR AFFECTION." "WELL,ACCORDINGTO THE" "CRUMB OF YOUR AFFECTION." "WELL,ACCORDINGTO THE HILTONS, I MAY BE IN THE MARKET" "WELL,ACCORDINGTO THE HILTONS, I MAY BE IN THE MARKET FOR A BEARD." "HILTONS, I MAY BE IN THE MARKET FOR A BEARD." "OH!" "BA-DUM!" "FOR A BEARD." "OH!" "BA-DUM!" "Both:" "CHING!" "OH!" "BA-DUM!" "Both:" "CHING!" "ALLRIGHT,I'LLSEE YOU" "Both:" "CHING!" "ALLRIGHT,I'LLSEE YOU  LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "ALLRIGHT,I'LLSEE YOU  LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]" "LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ LAUGHTER ]" "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT?" "[ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT?" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "RIGHT?" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] IMEAN,ISHOULDN'TBE" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] IMEAN,ISHOULDN'TBE SURPRISED, 'CAUSE SHE WEARS THAT" "IMEAN,ISHOULDN'TBE SURPRISED, 'CAUSE SHE WEARS THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY." "SURPRISED, 'CAUSE SHE WEARS THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY." "IT'S RIDIC-- [ LAUGHS ]" "EVERY SINGLE DAY." "IT'S RIDIC-- [ LAUGHS ] [Laughing]IT'SSOSTUPID." "IT'S RIDIC-- [ LAUGHS ] [Laughing]IT'SSOSTUPID." "ASHLEY,I WOULDNEVERSAY" "[Laughing]IT'SSOSTUPID." "ASHLEY,I WOULDNEVERSAY  YOU'RE LYING, BUT FOR REALS." "ASHLEY,I WOULDNEVERSAY  YOU'RE LYING, BUT FOR REALS." "HAVE YOU NOT GONE ALL THE WAY" "YOU'RE LYING, BUT FOR REALS." "HAVE YOU NOT GONE ALL THE WAY WITH CARSON YET?" "HAVE YOU NOT GONE ALL THE WAY WITH CARSON YET?" "HELLO?" "WITH CARSON YET?" "HELLO?" "WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING" "HELLO?" "WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING THIS AS A TEAM SINCE WE WERE IN" "WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING THIS AS A TEAM SINCE WE WERE IN FIFTH GRADE." "THIS AS A TEAM SINCE WE WERE IN FIFTH GRADE." "I'M NOT GONNA PUNK OUT ON YOU" "FIFTH GRADE." "I'M NOT GONNA PUNK OUT ON YOU BITCHES NOW." "I'M NOT GONNA PUNK OUT ON YOU BITCHES NOW." "THATIS,LIKE,SOCOOL ." "BITCHES NOW." "THATIS,LIKE,SOCOOL ." "IT'S, LIKE, "TRUE LIFE " " I'M" "THATIS,LIKE,SOCOOL ." "IT'S, LIKE, "TRUE LIFE " " I'M LOSING IT WITH MY FRIENDS."" "IT'S, LIKE, "TRUE LIFE " " I'M LOSING IT WITH MY FRIENDS." [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]" "LOSING IT WITH MY FRIENDS." [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] TRAVISWON'TSTOPBLOWINGUP" "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] TRAVISWON'TSTOPBLOWINGUP MY CELL." "TRAVISWON'TSTOPBLOWINGUP MY CELL." "IT'SONFORSATURDAY,LADIES," "MY CELL." "IT'SONFORSATURDAY,LADIES, SO GET THOSE AFRO SNATCHES" "IT'SONFORSATURDAY,LADIES, SO GET THOSE AFRO SNATCHES BRAZILIAN'd." "SO GET THOSE AFRO SNATCHES BRAZILIAN'd." "OH, BRIT, YOU STILL HAVE OUR" "BRAZILIAN'd." "OH, BRIT, YOU STILL HAVE OUR SAFE HOUSE COVERED?" "OH, BRIT, YOU STILL HAVE OUR SAFE HOUSE COVERED?" "MYMOM'SSTILLINREHAB." "SAFE HOUSE COVERED?" "MYMOM'SSTILLINREHAB." "WE KNOW DRAMA." "MYMOM'SSTILLINREHAB." "WE KNOW DRAMA." "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]" "WE KNOW DRAMA." "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] OOH!" "[ GIGGLES]" "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] OOH!" "[ GIGGLES] OKAY,CHICAS,LET'SGOTELL" "OOH!" "[ GIGGLES] OKAY,CHICAS,LET'SGOTELL  THE BOYS." "OKAY,CHICAS,LET'SGOTELL  THE BOYS." "[SQUEALS]" "THE BOYS." "[SQUEALS] All:" "LOVEYOULONGTIME ." "[SQUEALS] All:" "LOVEYOULONGTIME ." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "GROSS!" "THEY REALLY SAID ALL THAT?" "YEAH." "THEY REALLY SAID ALL THAT?" "YEAH." "SO..." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "YEAH." "SO..." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" ""LOSING IT " " A GROUP SPORT FOR" "SO..." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" ""LOSING IT " " A GROUP SPORT FOR TODAY'S TEENS."" ""LOSING IT " " A GROUP SPORT FOR TODAY'S TEENS." IS THAT NOT JUST THE STORY I'VE" "TODAY'S TEENS." IS THAT NOT JUST THE STORY I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR?" "IS THAT NOT JUST THE STORY I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR?" "WAIT,LEAH." "BEEN LOOKING FOR?" "WAIT,LEAH." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA SMEAR THEM IN" "WAIT,LEAH." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA SMEAR THEM IN THE SCHOOL PAPER AGAIN?" "YOU'RE NOT GONNA SMEAR THEM IN THE SCHOOL PAPER AGAIN?" "FORGETTHEPAPER." "THE SCHOOL PAPER AGAIN?" "FORGETTHEPAPER." "THIS IS TIED TO LARGER SOCIAL" "FORGETTHEPAPER." "THIS IS TIED TO LARGER SOCIAL ISSUES." "THIS IS TIED TO LARGER SOCIAL ISSUES." "I MEAN, I COULD BLOG IT, TRY TO" "ISSUES." "I MEAN, I COULD BLOG IT, TRY TO GET IT LINKED TO HUFF PO OR" "I MEAN, I COULD BLOG IT, TRY TO GET IT LINKED TO HUFF PO OR DAILY KOS." "GET IT LINKED TO HUFF PO OR DAILY KOS." "SWEETJESUS." "DAILY KOS." "SWEETJESUS." "YOU'RE LIKE THE JULIAN ASSANGE" "SWEETJESUS." "YOU'RE LIKE THE JULIAN ASSANGE OF SGHS." "YOU'RE LIKE THE JULIAN ASSANGE OF SGHS." "OH,COMEON ." "OF SGHS." "OH,COMEON ." "LIKE THIS IS ANY MAJOR" "OH,COMEON ." "LIKE THIS IS ANY MAJOR REVELATION?" "LIKE THIS IS ANY MAJOR REVELATION?" "THOSE SLUTS HAVE BEEN GIVING" "REVELATION?" "THOSE SLUTS HAVE BEEN GIVING HAND JOBS SINCE THE EIGHTH" "THOSE SLUTS HAVE BEEN GIVING HAND JOBS SINCE THE EIGHTH GRADE." "HAND JOBS SINCE THE EIGHTH GRADE." "BREAKING THE SAFETY SEAL ON" "GRADE." "BREAKING THE SAFETY SEAL ON THEIR OVERLY WAXED PUNANIS " "BREAKING THE SAFETY SEAL ON THEIR OVERLY WAXED PUNANIS -- BARELY A TECHNICALITY AT THIS" "THEIR OVERLY WAXED PUNANIS -- BARELY A TECHNICALITY AT THIS POINT." "BARELY A TECHNICALITY AT THIS POINT." "AND BESIDES, I'LL JUST USE" "POINT." "AND BESIDES, I'LL JUST USE PSEUDONYMS AGAIN." "AND BESIDES, I'LL JUST USE PSEUDONYMS AGAIN." "OHH." "PSEUDONYMS AGAIN." "OHH." "YOU WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL YOU" "OHH." "YOU WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL YOU COMPLETELY RUIN MY LIFE, WILL" "YOU WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL YOU COMPLETELY RUIN MY LIFE, WILL YOU?" "COMPLETELY RUIN MY LIFE, WILL YOU?" "DON'TBESO DRAMATIC." "YOU?" "DON'TBESO DRAMATIC." "LOOK, IN A COUPLE MONTHS, WE'LL" "DON'TBESO DRAMATIC." "LOOK, IN A COUPLE MONTHS, WE'LL FINALLY BE OUT OF TEA-BAGGER" "LOOK, IN A COUPLE MONTHS, WE'LL FINALLY BE OUT OF TEA-BAGGER HEAVEN, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU" "FINALLY BE OUT OF TEA-BAGGER HEAVEN, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE" "HEAVEN, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE KARDASHIANS' NAMES, LET ALONE" "WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE KARDASHIANS' NAMES, LET ALONE ALL THE CRAP WE TOOK FROM THEM." "KARDASHIANS' NAMES, LET ALONE ALL THE CRAP WE TOOK FROM THEM." "LEAH." "ALL THE CRAP WE TOOK FROM THEM." "LEAH." "COMEON,KATH." "LEAH." "COMEON,KATH." "ALL WE NEED'S EACH OTHER, RIGHT?" "COMEON,KATH." "ALL WE NEED'S EACH OTHER, RIGHT?" "[SIGHS]" "ALL WE NEED'S EACH OTHER, RIGHT?" "[SIGHS] RIGHT." "[SIGHS] RIGHT." "YEAH!" "RIGHT." "YEAH!" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] PLEASE,EVERYONE,MAYI HAVE " " SWEETIE, THE WINE." "PLEASE,EVERYONE,MAYI HAVE " " SWEETIE, THE WINE." "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A" "HAVE " " SWEETIE, THE WINE." "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A FEW MOMENTS?" "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A FEW MOMENTS?" "YOU HAVE ALL ENTRUSTED CONCERNED" "FEW MOMENTS?" "YOU HAVE ALL ENTRUSTED CONCERNED CITIZENS OF SAN GRIENTO WITH" "YOU HAVE ALL ENTRUSTED CONCERNED CITIZENS OF SAN GRIENTO WITH UPHOLDING THE TRADITIONAL VALUES" "CITIZENS OF SAN GRIENTO WITH UPHOLDING THE TRADITIONAL VALUES THAT MAKE OUR COMMUNITY SUCH A" "UPHOLDING THE TRADITIONAL VALUES THAT MAKE OUR COMMUNITY SUCH A WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE AND" "THAT MAKE OUR COMMUNITY SUCH A WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE AND RAISE OUR CHILDREN." "WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE AND RAISE OUR CHILDREN." "BUT AS YOU ALSO KNOW, THOSE" "RAISE OUR CHILDREN." "BUT AS YOU ALSO KNOW, THOSE THINGS WE HOLD DEAR ARE UNDER" "BUT AS YOU ALSO KNOW, THOSE THINGS WE HOLD DEAR ARE UNDER CONSTANT ATTACK FROM SOCIALISTS" "THINGS WE HOLD DEAR ARE UNDER CONSTANT ATTACK FROM SOCIALISTS AND THE LIBERAL HOMOSEXUAL" "CONSTANT ATTACK FROM SOCIALISTS AND THE LIBERAL HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA." "AND THE LIBERAL HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA." "[ CROWD MURMURING ]" "AGENDA." "[ CROWD MURMURING ] THEREFORE, I HAVE PROPOSED AN" "[ CROWD MURMURING ] THEREFORE, I HAVE PROPOSED AN OVERHAULED ABSTINENCE-EDUCATION" "THEREFORE, I HAVE PROPOSED AN OVERHAULED ABSTINENCE-EDUCATION PROGRAM FOR OUR YOUNG PEOPLE IN" "OVERHAULED ABSTINENCE-EDUCATION PROGRAM FOR OUR YOUNG PEOPLE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL." "PROGRAM FOR OUR YOUNG PEOPLE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "THE HIGH SCHOOL." "[ APPLAUSE ] CO-AUTHORED BY OUR FELLOW BOARD" "[ APPLAUSE ] CO-AUTHORED BY OUR FELLOW BOARD MEMBERS JUDY LOPEZ AND" "CO-AUTHORED BY OUR FELLOW BOARD MEMBERS JUDY LOPEZ AND JAN BEAURIGHT, THIS PROGRAM WILL" "MEMBERS JUDY LOPEZ AND JAN BEAURIGHT, THIS PROGRAM WILL BE PRIVATELY FUNDED AND NOT" "JAN BEAURIGHT, THIS PROGRAM WILL BE PRIVATELY FUNDED AND NOT SUBJECT TO THE WHIMS OF BIG" "BE PRIVATELY FUNDED AND NOT SUBJECT TO THE WHIMS OF BIG GOVERNMENT." "SUBJECT TO THE WHIMS OF BIG GOVERNMENT." "I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I" "GOVERNMENT." "I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT PERSON TO" "I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT PERSON TO LEAD THIS NEW VENTURE." "HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT PERSON TO LEAD THIS NEW VENTURE." "SHE RECENTLY FLED THE IMMORAL" "LEAD THIS NEW VENTURE." "SHE RECENTLY FLED THE IMMORAL CLIMATE OF HER HOMELAND IN" "SHE RECENTLY FLED THE IMMORAL CLIMATE OF HER HOMELAND IN EUROPE, REALIZING THAT ONLY IN" "CLIMATE OF HER HOMELAND IN EUROPE, REALIZING THAT ONLY IN REAL AMERICA COULD SHE CONTINUE" "EUROPE, REALIZING THAT ONLY IN REAL AMERICA COULD SHE CONTINUE HER TIRELESS WORK FOR THE" "REAL AMERICA COULD SHE CONTINUE HER TIRELESS WORK FOR THE ABSTINENCE CAUSE." "HER TIRELESS WORK FOR THE ABSTINENCE CAUSE." "PLEASE WON'T YOU ALL GIVE A" "ABSTINENCE CAUSE." "PLEASE WON'T YOU ALL GIVE A GRACIOUS WELCOME TO LIZ BATHO." "PLEASE WON'T YOU ALL GIVE A GRACIOUS WELCOME TO LIZ BATHO." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "[Europeanaccent]THANK YOU, JILLIAN, AND THANK YOU ALL FOR SUCH A WARM AND GENEROUS" "YOU, JILLIAN, AND THANK YOU ALL FOR SUCH A WARM AND GENEROUS WELCOME TO YOUR LOVELY, LITTLE" "FOR SUCH A WARM AND GENEROUS WELCOME TO YOUR LOVELY, LITTLE TOWN." "WELCOME TO YOUR LOVELY, LITTLE TOWN." "THE WOMEN OF TODAY ARE GROWING" "TOWN." "THE WOMEN OF TODAY ARE GROWING UP IN A WORLD FILLED WITH" "THE WOMEN OF TODAY ARE GROWING UP IN A WORLD FILLED WITH TEMPTATION." "UP IN A WORLD FILLED WITH TEMPTATION." "BEFORE THE FULL BLUSH IS ON THE" "TEMPTATION." "BEFORE THE FULL BLUSH IS ON THE BLOOM, THEY ARE READY TO TOSS" "BEFORE THE FULL BLUSH IS ON THE BLOOM, THEY ARE READY TO TOSS THEIR BOUQUETS TO THE FIRST" "BLOOM, THEY ARE READY TO TOSS THEIR BOUQUETS TO THE FIRST YOUNG MAN WHO COMPLIMENTS THEIR" "THEIR BOUQUETS TO THE FIRST YOUNG MAN WHO COMPLIMENTS THEIR ROSY CHEEKS OR THEIR BLOSSOMING" "YOUNG MAN WHO COMPLIMENTS THEIR ROSY CHEEKS OR THEIR BLOSSOMING LIPS." "ROSY CHEEKS OR THEIR BLOSSOMING LIPS." "EXCUSEME." "LIPS." "EXCUSEME." "ARE YOU SAYING OUR DAUGHTERS ARE" "EXCUSEME." "ARE YOU SAYING OUR DAUGHTERS ARE SLUTS?" "ARE YOU SAYING OUR DAUGHTERS ARE SLUTS?" "NO,NO." "SLUTS?" "NO,NO." "BUT WITHOUT THE RIGHT GUIDANCE," "NO,NO." "BUT WITHOUT THE RIGHT GUIDANCE, THEY MAY BECOME SLUTS." "BUT WITHOUT THE RIGHT GUIDANCE, THEY MAY BECOME SLUTS." "WITHOUT THE PROPER SUPPORT" "THEY MAY BECOME SLUTS." "WITHOUT THE PROPER SUPPORT SYSTEM, OUR CHILDREN ARE OFTEN" "WITHOUT THE PROPER SUPPORT SYSTEM, OUR CHILDREN ARE OFTEN LED ASTRAY BY THEIR BURGEONING" "SYSTEM, OUR CHILDREN ARE OFTEN LED ASTRAY BY THEIR BURGEONING FEELINGS " "LED ASTRAY BY THEIR BURGEONING FEELINGS -- ANDTHEOVER-SEXED" "FEELINGS -- ANDTHEOVER-SEXED "LAMESTREAM" MEDIA." "ANDTHEOVER-SEXED "LAMESTREAM" MEDIA." "YES,OFCOURSE." ""LAMESTREAM" MEDIA." "YES,OFCOURSE." "I WISH TO INSPIRE OUR YOUNG" "YES,OFCOURSE." "I WISH TO INSPIRE OUR YOUNG WOMEN TO TEND TO THEIR OWN" "I WISH TO INSPIRE OUR YOUNG WOMEN TO TEND TO THEIR OWN GARDENS AND REMAIN PURE UNTIL" "WOMEN TO TEND TO THEIR OWN GARDENS AND REMAIN PURE UNTIL THAT TIME WHEN THEY ARE TRULY" "GARDENS AND REMAIN PURE UNTIL THAT TIME WHEN THEY ARE TRULY READY FOR FERTILIZATION AND THE" "THAT TIME WHEN THEY ARE TRULY READY FOR FERTILIZATION AND THE GLORY THAT AWAITS THEM IN THEIR" "READY FOR FERTILIZATION AND THE GLORY THAT AWAITS THEM IN THEIR MARRIAGE BED." "GLORY THAT AWAITS THEM IN THEIR MARRIAGE BED." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "MARRIAGE BED." "[ APPLAUSE ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ CLANG!" "] CASTIDAD,HOWCOULDYOU BESO CLUMSY?" "CASTIDAD,HOWCOULDYOU BESO CLUMSY?" "LOSIENTO,SEÑORA." "CLUMSY?" "LOSIENTO,SEÑORA." "LOSIENTO,LO SIENTOPLEASE." "LOSIENTO,SEÑORA." "LOSIENTO,LO SIENTOPLEASE." "ESTABIEN,MIJA." "LOSIENTO,LO SIENTOPLEASE." "ESTABIEN,MIJA." "SORRY." "ESTABIEN,MIJA." "SORRY." "IT'S SO HARD TO FIND MEXICANS" "SORRY." "IT'S SO HARD TO FIND MEXICANS WHO CAN DO A JOB CORRECTLY." "IT'S SO HARD TO FIND MEXICANS WHO CAN DO A JOB CORRECTLY." "NO OFFENSE, JUDY." "WHO CAN DO A JOB CORRECTLY." "NO OFFENSE, JUDY." "YEAH." "NONETAKEN,LOVE." "NO OFFENSE, JUDY." "YEAH." "NONETAKEN,LOVE." "ISN'TTHATJUSTDISGUSTING?" "YEAH." "NONETAKEN,LOVE." "ISN'TTHATJUSTDISGUSTING?" "HE DIVORCES ELLY LAST YEAR AFTER" "ISN'TTHATJUSTDISGUSTING?" "HE DIVORCES ELLY LAST YEAR AFTER 25 YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE TO" "HE DIVORCES ELLY LAST YEAR AFTER 25 YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE TO MARRY THAT GOLD-DIGGING, LITTLE 25 YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE TO MARRY THAT GOLD-DIGGING, LITTLE HOME-WRECKER." "MARRY THAT GOLD-DIGGING, LITTLE HOME-WRECKER." "IT'SHAPPENINGTO SO MANYOF" "HOME-WRECKER." "IT'SHAPPENINGTO SO MANYOF US NOW." "IT'SHAPPENINGTO SO MANYOF US NOW." "AND THE TRAMPS JUST KEEP GETTING" "US NOW." "AND THE TRAMPS JUST KEEP GETTING YOUNGER." "AND THE TRAMPS JUST KEEP GETTING YOUNGER." "HOWTHEHELLARE WESUPPOSED" "YOUNGER." "HOWTHEHELLARE WESUPPOSED TO COMPETE AGAINST THAT AT OUR" "HOWTHEHELLARE WESUPPOSED TO COMPETE AGAINST THAT AT OUR AGE?" "TO COMPETE AGAINST THAT AT OUR AGE?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT US." "AGE?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT US." "HONESTLY,HOWDO YOUDOIT?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT US." "HONESTLY,HOWDO YOUDOIT?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "HONESTLY,HOWDO YOUDOIT?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "YOUKNOW,HOWDOYOUSTAYSO" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "YOUKNOW,HOWDOYOUSTAYSO YOUNG AND HOT?" "YOUKNOW,HOWDOYOUSTAYSO YOUNG AND HOT?" "HOT." "YOUNG AND HOT?" "HOT." "EXACTLYHOWOLDDOYOUTHINK" "HOT." "EXACTLYHOWOLDDOYOUTHINK  I AM?" "EXACTLYHOWOLDDOYOUTHINK  I AM?" "OH,COMEON ." "I AM?" "OH,COMEON ." "WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE." "OH,COMEON ." "WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE." "YOUR SKIN " " IT'S JUST AMAZING." "WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE." "YOUR SKIN " " IT'S JUST AMAZING." "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?" "YOUR SKIN " " IT'S JUST AMAZING." "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?" "WELL,INEUROPE,IDIDHAVEA" "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?" "WELL,INEUROPE,IDIDHAVEA  VERY PARTICULAR BEAUTY REGIMEN." "WELL,INEUROPE,IDIDHAVEA  VERY PARTICULAR BEAUTY REGIMEN." "BUT THE PRODUCTS ARE RATHER" "VERY PARTICULAR BEAUTY REGIMEN." "BUT THE PRODUCTS ARE RATHER DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN HERE." "BUT THE PRODUCTS ARE RATHER DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN HERE." "GODDAMNFDA." "DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN HERE." "GODDAMNFDA." "BECAUSE WITH ENOUGH MONEY, WE" "GODDAMNFDA." "BECAUSE WITH ENOUGH MONEY, WE CAN GO AROUND THEM, 'CAUSE I" "BECAUSE WITH ENOUGH MONEY, WE CAN GO AROUND THEM, 'CAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE." "CAN GO AROUND THEM, 'CAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE." "TRUST ME." "KNOW PEOPLE." "TRUST ME." "ABSOLUTELY." "ABSOLUTELY." "TRUST ME." "ABSOLUTELY." "ABSOLUTELY." "ISITINJECTABLE,ORISIT A" "ABSOLUTELY." "ABSOLUTELY." "ISITINJECTABLE,ORISIT A PEEL, OR " " I MEAN..." "ISITINJECTABLE,ORISIT A PEEL, OR " " I MEAN..." "TELLUS!" "PEEL, OR " " I MEAN..." "TELLUS!" "LADIES,LADIES,PLEASE." "TELLUS!" "LADIES,LADIES,PLEASE." "I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHARE MY" "LADIES,LADIES,PLEASE." "I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHARE MY SECRETS WITH YOU." "I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SHARE MY SECRETS WITH YOU." "PERHAPS WE CAN GATHER SOMEWHERE" "SECRETS WITH YOU." "PERHAPS WE CAN GATHER SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE ONE NIGHT" "PERHAPS WE CAN GATHER SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE ONE NIGHT LATER IN THE WEEK?" "A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE ONE NIGHT LATER IN THE WEEK?" "JUST US GIRLS?" "LATER IN THE WEEK?" "JUST US GIRLS?" "OH,THATSOUNDSFABULOUS." "JUST US GIRLS?" "OH,THATSOUNDSFABULOUS." "[LAUGHS]" "OH,THATSOUNDSFABULOUS." "[LAUGHS] AMAZING." "[LAUGHS] AMAZING." "[ GLASSES CLINK ]" "♪YESTERDAY'SSO FARAWAY ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TRUE WITH YOU ♪" "♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TRUE WITH YOU ♪ [ CONVERSING IN SPANISH]" "YOU ♪ [ CONVERSING IN SPANISH] [ DOOR OPENS ]" "[ CONVERSING IN SPANISH] [ DOOR OPENS ] HI." "HEY." "[ SINGING IN SPANISH ]" "[ GASPS ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] WHAT'SALLTHISABOUT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT'SALLTHISABOUT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "ASHLEY,WEWOULD,LIKE,NEVER" "IDON'TKNOW." "ASHLEY,WEWOULD,LIKE,NEVER QUESTION YOU, BUT WE JUST DON'T" "ASHLEY,WEWOULD,LIKE,NEVER QUESTION YOU, BUT WE JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU DIDN'T CALL US THIS" "QUESTION YOU, BUT WE JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU DIDN'T CALL US THIS MORNING TO COORDINATE THE NEW" "GET WHY YOU DIDN'T CALL US THIS MORNING TO COORDINATE THE NEW LOOK." "MORNING TO COORDINATE THE NEW LOOK." "DOYOUSEEVOGUEINESPAÑOL" "LOOK." "DOYOUSEEVOGUEINESPAÑOL HERE DOCUMENTING YOUR FASHION" "DOYOUSEEVOGUEINESPAÑOL HERE DOCUMENTING YOUR FASHION CHOICES?" "HERE DOCUMENTING YOUR FASHION CHOICES?" "JUST TRUST ME." "CHOICES?" "JUST TRUST ME." "GIRLS." "JUST TRUST ME." "GIRLS." "I'LLBEFILLINGYOU ALL IN" "GIRLS." "I'LLBEFILLINGYOU ALL IN SOON ENOUGH." "I'LLBEFILLINGYOU ALL IN SOON ENOUGH." "GIRLS,PLEASE,LET'SCOMETO" "SOON ENOUGH." "GIRLS,PLEASE,LET'SCOMETO ORDER." "GIRLS,PLEASE,LET'SCOMETO ORDER." "WE HAVE A SPEAKER HERE TODAY" "ORDER." "WE HAVE A SPEAKER HERE TODAY ARRANGED BY JILLIAN THORNE," "WE HAVE A SPEAKER HERE TODAY ARRANGED BY JILLIAN THORNE, PRESIDENT OF THE PTA AND THE" "ARRANGED BY JILLIAN THORNE, PRESIDENT OF THE PTA AND THE CCSG." "PRESIDENT OF THE PTA AND THE CCSG." "SHE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU" "CCSG." "SHE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE." "SHE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE." "SO, PLEASE LET'S GIVE OUR FULL" "ABOUT A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE." "SO, PLEASE LET'S GIVE OUR FULL LADYLIKE ATTENTION AND A WARM" "SO, PLEASE LET'S GIVE OUR FULL LADYLIKE ATTENTION AND A WARM SAN GRIENTO HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME" "LADYLIKE ATTENTION AND A WARM SAN GRIENTO HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME TO MS. LIZ BATHO." "SAN GRIENTO HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME TO MS. LIZ BATHO." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "TO MS. LIZ BATHO." "[ APPLAUSE ] THANKYOU." "[ APPLAUSE ] THANKYOU." "[CHUCKLES]" "THANKYOU." "[CHUCKLES] GOODMORNING,LADIES." "[CHUCKLES] GOODMORNING,LADIES." "AS I LOOK OUT AT THIS ROOM, IT" "GOODMORNING,LADIES." "AS I LOOK OUT AT THIS ROOM, IT FILLS MY HEART WITH JOY TO SEE" "AS I LOOK OUT AT THIS ROOM, IT FILLS MY HEART WITH JOY TO SEE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN," "FILLS MY HEART WITH JOY TO SEE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN, YOUR LIVES FILLED WITH PROMISE." "SO MANY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN, YOUR LIVES FILLED WITH PROMISE." "YOU'RE LIKE ROWS OF PRECIOUS" "YOUR LIVES FILLED WITH PROMISE." "YOU'RE LIKE ROWS OF PRECIOUS PINK ROSEBUDS THAT HAVE NOT YET" "YOU'RE LIKE ROWS OF PRECIOUS PINK ROSEBUDS THAT HAVE NOT YET OPENED TO REVEAL A LUSH SWELLING" "PINK ROSEBUDS THAT HAVE NOT YET OPENED TO REVEAL A LUSH SWELLING OF POTENTIAL THAT LIES INSIDE OF" "OPENED TO REVEAL A LUSH SWELLING OF POTENTIAL THAT LIES INSIDE OF YOU." "OF POTENTIAL THAT LIES INSIDE OF YOU." "NOW, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL" "YOU." "NOW, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT, AND I'M" "NOW, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT, AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE SMART" "EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT, AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE SMART CHOICES." "SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE SMART CHOICES." "BUT WE ARE ALL TEMPTED AT TIMES" "CHOICES." "BUT WE ARE ALL TEMPTED AT TIMES TO DO THINGS THAT WE KNOW ARE" "BUT WE ARE ALL TEMPTED AT TIMES TO DO THINGS THAT WE KNOW ARE NOT RIGHT BECAUSE OF PEER" "TO DO THINGS THAT WE KNOW ARE NOT RIGHT BECAUSE OF PEER PRESSURE OR BECAUSE WE THINK IT" "NOT RIGHT BECAUSE OF PEER PRESSURE OR BECAUSE WE THINK IT WILL MAKE US MORE POPULAR." "PRESSURE OR BECAUSE WE THINK IT WILL MAKE US MORE POPULAR." "ONE OF THE GREATEST TEMPTATIONS" "WILL MAKE US MORE POPULAR." "ONE OF THE GREATEST TEMPTATIONS FOR GIRLS YOUR AGE IS..." "SEX." "ONE OF THE GREATEST TEMPTATIONS FOR GIRLS YOUR AGE IS..." "SEX." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]" "FOR GIRLS YOUR AGE IS..." "SEX." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ] [Scoffing]OH, SHIT." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ] [Scoffing]OH, SHIT." "HERE WE GO." "[Scoffing]OH, SHIT." "HERE WE GO." "SHH!" "HERE WE GO." "SHH!" "NOW,PLEASEUNDERSTAND,IDO" "SHH!" "NOW,PLEASEUNDERSTAND,IDO  NOT HAVE ANY HANG-UPS ABOUT SEX." "NOW,PLEASEUNDERSTAND,IDO  NOT HAVE ANY HANG-UPS ABOUT SEX." "SEX IS A WONDERFUL, PLEASURABLE" "NOT HAVE ANY HANG-UPS ABOUT SEX." "SEX IS A WONDERFUL, PLEASURABLE PART OF LIFE THAT I WISH FOR ALL" "SEX IS A WONDERFUL, PLEASURABLE PART OF LIFE THAT I WISH FOR ALL OF YOU TO FULLY ENJOY..." "SOMEDAY." "PART OF LIFE THAT I WISH FOR ALL OF YOU TO FULLY ENJOY..." "SOMEDAY." "I WISH TO START A NEW CHAPTER OF" "OF YOU TO FULLY ENJOY..." "SOMEDAY." "I WISH TO START A NEW CHAPTER OF MY ORGANIZATION AT YOUR SCHOOL," "I WISH TO START A NEW CHAPTER OF MY ORGANIZATION AT YOUR SCHOOL, WHICH EMPOWERS YOUNG WOMEN TO" "MY ORGANIZATION AT YOUR SCHOOL, WHICH EMPOWERS YOUNG WOMEN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES AND THEIR" "WHICH EMPOWERS YOUNG WOMEN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES AND THEIR BODIES." "RESPECT THEMSELVES AND THEIR BODIES." "THIS ELITE SISTERHOOD IS CALLED" "BODIES." "THIS ELITE SISTERHOOD IS CALLED THE VIRGINITY ACTION GROUP." "THIS ELITE SISTERHOOD IS CALLED THE VIRGINITY ACTION GROUP." "TODAY I WANT TO SELECT A FEW OF" "THE VIRGINITY ACTION GROUP." "TODAY I WANT TO SELECT A FEW OF YOU SENIORS WHO HAVE" "TODAY I WANT TO SELECT A FEW OF YOU SENIORS WHO HAVE CONSISTENTLY MADE GOOD CHOICES" "YOU SENIORS WHO HAVE CONSISTENTLY MADE GOOD CHOICES TO SERVE AS CHASTITY LEADERS IN" "CONSISTENTLY MADE GOOD CHOICES TO SERVE AS CHASTITY LEADERS IN TRAINING." "TO SERVE AS CHASTITY LEADERS IN TRAINING." "AND YOU WILL WEAR A SPECIAL RING" "TRAINING." "AND YOU WILL WEAR A SPECIAL RING THAT WILL SIGNIFY YOUR" "AND YOU WILL WEAR A SPECIAL RING THAT WILL SIGNIFY YOUR LEADERSHIP ROLE." "THAT WILL SIGNIFY YOUR LEADERSHIP ROLE." "WHATKINDOF RIGHT-WING" "LEADERSHIP ROLE." "WHATKINDOF RIGHT-WING NUTJOB CULT IS THIS?" "WHATKINDOF RIGHT-WING NUTJOB CULT IS THIS?" "SHH!" "QUIET!" "NUTJOB CULT IS THIS?" "SHH!" "QUIET!" "THEONLYTHINGIASKISTHAT" "SHH!" "QUIET!" "THEONLYTHINGIASKISTHAT YOU SIGN THIS PLEDGE..." "THEONLYTHINGIASKISTHAT YOU SIGN THIS PLEDGE..." "STATING THAT YOU WILL NOT LOSE" "YOU SIGN THIS PLEDGE..." "STATING THAT YOU WILL NOT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY WHILE A STUDENT" "STATING THAT YOU WILL NOT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY WHILE A STUDENT AT THIS SCHOOL." "YOUR VIRGINITY WHILE A STUDENT AT THIS SCHOOL." "SEE?" "AT THIS SCHOOL." "SEE?" "I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH." "SEE?" "I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH." "SO,IFYOU'VEALREADYLOST" "I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH." "SO,IFYOU'VEALREADYLOST  YOUR VIRGINITY, I'M AFRAID YOU" "SO,IFYOU'VEALREADYLOST  YOUR VIRGINITY, I'M AFRAID YOU CANNOT BE A CHASTITY LEADER IN" "YOUR VIRGINITY, I'M AFRAID YOU CANNOT BE A CHASTITY LEADER IN TRAINING." "CANNOT BE A CHASTITY LEADER IN TRAINING." "HMM." "TRAINING." "HMM." "RIGHT NOW, I NEED GIRLS TO LEAD" "HMM." "RIGHT NOW, I NEED GIRLS TO LEAD US WHOSE VIRTUE IS STILL INTACT." "RIGHT NOW, I NEED GIRLS TO LEAD US WHOSE VIRTUE IS STILL INTACT." "SO, WHO WILL JOIN ME?" "US WHOSE VIRTUE IS STILL INTACT." "SO, WHO WILL JOIN ME?" "YEAH,WHICHIS WORSETO" "SO, WHO WILL JOIN ME?" "YEAH,WHICHIS WORSETO ADMIT?" "YEAH,WHICHIS WORSETO ADMIT?" "BEING A VIRGIN OR BEING A SLUT?" "[ SCOFFS ] CAN YOU -- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT?" "WE'REVIRGINS!" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT?" "WE'REVIRGINS!" "I'VE NEVER EVEN KISSED A BOY." "WHAT?" "WE'REVIRGINS!" "I'VE NEVER EVEN KISSED A BOY." "IDON'TCARE." "I'VE NEVER EVEN KISSED A BOY." "IDON'TCARE." "KEEP YOUR HAND DOWN." "IDON'TCARE." "KEEP YOUR HAND DOWN." "THIS WHOLE THING IS A NEOCON" "KEEP YOUR HAND DOWN." "THIS WHOLE THING IS A NEOCON FREAK SHOW." "THIS WHOLE THING IS A NEOCON FREAK SHOW." "ASH,WENEVERQUESTIONWHAT" "FREAK SHOW." "ASH,WENEVERQUESTIONWHAT  YOU'RE DOING, BUT WHAT ARE YOU" "ASH,WENEVERQUESTIONWHAT  YOU'RE DOING, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU'RE DOING, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'MVOLUNTEERING." "WE ALLARE ." "DOING?" "I'MVOLUNTEERING." "WE ALLARE ." "FUCKTHAT." "I'MVOLUNTEERING." "WE ALLARE ." "FUCKTHAT." "WHAT ABOUT OUR PACT?" "FUCKTHAT." "WHAT ABOUT OUR PACT?" "GETYOURHANDSUPNOW." "WHAT ABOUT OUR PACT?" "GETYOURHANDSUPNOW." "TOLD YOU WE'LL CONVO LATER." "GETYOURHANDSUPNOW." "TOLD YOU WE'LL CONVO LATER." "AH,YES." "TOLD YOU WE'LL CONVO LATER." "AH,YES." "YOU PRETTY GIRLS AT THE FRONT." "AH,YES." "YOU PRETTY GIRLS AT THE FRONT." "YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE NATURAL" "YOU PRETTY GIRLS AT THE FRONT." "YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE NATURAL LEADERS." "YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE NATURAL LEADERS." "PLEASE, COME FORWARD." "LEADERS." "PLEASE, COME FORWARD." "WHAT?" "!" "PLEASE, COME FORWARD." "WHAT?" "!" "LEAH,QUIET!" "WHAT?" "!" "LEAH,QUIET!" "AREYOUABSOLUTELYSURE" "LEAH,QUIET!" "AREYOUABSOLUTELYSURE THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS?" "AREYOUABSOLUTELYSURE THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS?" "THAT'SJUSTTHESTYLETHESE" "THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS?" "THAT'SJUSTTHESTYLETHESE KIDS WEAR." "THAT'SJUSTTHESTYLETHESE KIDS WEAR." "BELIEVE ME." "KIDS WEAR." "BELIEVE ME." "MY DAUGHTER'S THEIR LEADER." "BELIEVE ME." "MY DAUGHTER'S THEIR LEADER." "SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM," "MY DAUGHTER'S THEIR LEADER." "SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM, AND THEY'LL DO ANYTHING SHE" "SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM, AND THEY'LL DO ANYTHING SHE TELLS THEM TO DO." "AND THEY'LL DO ANYTHING SHE TELLS THEM TO DO." "WONDERFUL." "TELLS THEM TO DO." "WONDERFUL." "I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO" "WONDERFUL." "I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW ALL OF YOU." "I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW ALL OF YOU." "PLEASE TAKE A RING." "KNOW ALL OF YOU." "PLEASE TAKE A RING." "THAT'S RIGHT." "YES." "PLEASE TAKE A RING." "THAT'S RIGHT." "YES." "PUT IT ON THAT FINGER, LIKE A" "THAT'S RIGHT." "YES." "PUT IT ON THAT FINGER, LIKE A WEDDING RING." "PUT IT ON THAT FINGER, LIKE A WEDDING RING." "IT SIGNIFIES A SOLEMN VOW." "WEDDING RING." "IT SIGNIFIES A SOLEMN VOW." "NOW, IF YOU WOULD PLEASE SIGN" "IT SIGNIFIES A SOLEMN VOW." "NOW, IF YOU WOULD PLEASE SIGN THE DOSSIER STATING THAT YOUR" "NOW, IF YOU WOULD PLEASE SIGN THE DOSSIER STATING THAT YOUR INTENT IS TO STAY CHASTE AND" "THE DOSSIER STATING THAT YOUR INTENT IS TO STAY CHASTE AND PURE..." "INTENT IS TO STAY CHASTE AND PURE..." "BUTTHEYCAN'T!" "PURE..." "BUTTHEYCAN'T!" "WHAT ABOUT MY STORY?" "BUTTHEYCAN'T!" "WHAT ABOUT MY STORY?" "SIGN!" "WHAT ABOUT MY STORY?" "SIGN!" "[ PEN SCRATCHING ]" "SIGN!" "[ PEN SCRATCHING ] CONGRATULATIONS." "[ PEN SCRATCHING ] CONGRATULATIONS." "YOU FOUR ARE THE INAUGURAL" "CONGRATULATIONS." "YOU FOUR ARE THE INAUGURAL CHASTITY LEADERS FOR THE" "YOU FOUR ARE THE INAUGURAL CHASTITY LEADERS FOR THE SAN GRIENTO VIRGINITY ACTION" "CHASTITY LEADERS FOR THE SAN GRIENTO VIRGINITY ACTION GROUP." "SAN GRIENTO VIRGINITY ACTION GROUP." "AS I SAID, I INVITE YOU OTHER" "GROUP." "AS I SAID, I INVITE YOU OTHER GIRLS TO ATTEND OUR MEETINGS AND" "AS I SAID, I INVITE YOU OTHER GIRLS TO ATTEND OUR MEETINGS AND TO LEARN BY THEIR EXAMPLE." "GIRLS TO ATTEND OUR MEETINGS AND TO LEARN BY THEIR EXAMPLE." "ALL ARE WELCOME." "TO LEARN BY THEIR EXAMPLE." "ALL ARE WELCOME." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "LEARNBYTHEIREXAMPLE?" "WHO THE HELL ARE THEY KIDDING?" "AND NOW I'M BACK TO SQUARE ONE" "WHO THE HELL ARE THEY KIDDING?" "AND NOW I'M BACK TO SQUARE ONE WITH MY STORY." "AND NOW I'M BACK TO SQUARE ONE WITH MY STORY." "OH,DON'TWORRY." "WITH MY STORY." "OH,DON'TWORRY." "YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING GREAT." "OH,DON'TWORRY." "YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING GREAT." "YOU ALWAYS DO." "ANDWHATABOUTYOU TWO ?" "WILL I BE SEEING YOU AT OUR FIRST MEETING?" "WILL I BE SEEING YOU AT OUR FIRST MEETING?" "I-I-I'DLIKETHAT." "FIRST MEETING?" "I-I-I'DLIKETHAT." "WE'LLTHINKABOUTIT." "I-I-I'DLIKETHAT." "WE'LLTHINKABOUTIT." "HMM." "WE'LLTHINKABOUTIT." "HMM." "I DO HOPE SO." "HMM." "I DO HOPE SO." "IDON'TGETYOU SOMETIMES." "I DO HOPE SO." "IDON'TGETYOU SOMETIMES." "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO" "IDON'TGETYOU SOMETIMES." "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE AND PISSY ABOUT" "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE AND PISSY ABOUT EVERYTHING?" "NEGATIVE AND PISSY ABOUT EVERYTHING?" "I'MNOTNEGATIVEAND PISSY" "EVERYTHING?" "I'MNOTNEGATIVEAND PISSY ABOUT EVERYTHING." "I'MNOTNEGATIVEAND PISSY ABOUT EVERYTHING." "JUST ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE" "ABOUT EVERYTHING." "JUST ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE UTTERLY STUPID OR DECIDEDLY" "JUST ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE UTTERLY STUPID OR DECIDEDLY CREEPY, LIKE CLOWN ART OR" "UTTERLY STUPID OR DECIDEDLY CREEPY, LIKE CLOWN ART OR LINGERIE MODELS WITH WINGS OR" "CREEPY, LIKE CLOWN ART OR LINGERIE MODELS WITH WINGS OR READING BECAUSE OPRAH SAID TO." "LINGERIE MODELS WITH WINGS OR READING BECAUSE OPRAH SAID TO." "OH,OKAY,OKAY,OKAY." "READING BECAUSE OPRAH SAID TO." "OH,OKAY,OKAY,OKAY." "AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING." "OH,OKAY,OKAY,OKAY." "AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING." "LOOK, LEAH, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE" "AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING." "LOOK, LEAH, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS AND YOU THINK SOMETHING" "LOOK, LEAH, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS AND YOU THINK SOMETHING IS STUPID THAT " " WELL, THAT" "FRIENDS AND YOU THINK SOMETHING IS STUPID THAT " " WELL, THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN I DO." "IS STUPID THAT " " WELL, THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN I DO." "WAIT,YOUWANTTOJOIN THAT" "DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN I DO." "WAIT,YOUWANTTOJOIN THAT  REACTIONARY CLUB OF THEIRS?" "WAIT,YOUWANTTOJOIN THAT  REACTIONARY CLUB OF THEIRS?" "I-IDON'TKNOW." "REACTIONARY CLUB OF THEIRS?" "I-IDON'TKNOW." "MAYBE I'D " " I'D LIKE TO GO AND" "I-IDON'TKNOW." "MAYBE I'D " " I'D LIKE TO GO AND SEE FOR MYSELF." "MAYBE I'D " " I'D LIKE TO GO AND SEE FOR MYSELF." "REALLY?" "SEE FOR MYSELF." "REALLY?" "YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS" "REALLY?" "YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING SPOOKY ABOUT THAT" "YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING SPOOKY ABOUT THAT WOMAN?" "SOMETHING SPOOKY ABOUT THAT WOMAN?" "NO." "SHE'SFOREIGN." "WOMAN?" "NO." "SHE'SFOREIGN." "PEOPLE ARE " " PEOPLE ARE VERY" "NO." "SHE'SFOREIGN." "PEOPLE ARE " " PEOPLE ARE VERY DIFFERENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES." "PEOPLE ARE " " PEOPLE ARE VERY DIFFERENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES." "THEY'RE " " THEY'RE MORE ELEGANT" "DIFFERENT IN OTHER COUNTRIES." "THEY'RE " " THEY'RE MORE ELEGANT AND CULTURED AND STUFF." "THEY'RE " " THEY'RE MORE ELEGANT AND CULTURED AND STUFF." "YEAH,I DON'TKNOW." "AND CULTURED AND STUFF." "YEAH,I DON'TKNOW." "IT WASN'T THAT." "YEAH,I DON'TKNOW." "IT WASN'T THAT." "I JUST FELT LIKE THE WAY SHE" "IT WASN'T THAT." "I JUST FELT LIKE THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT US WAS KIND OF" "I JUST FELT LIKE THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT US WAS KIND OF LASCIVIOUS." "LOOKED AT US WAS KIND OF LASCIVIOUS." "SHEDID?" "LASCIVIOUS." "SHEDID?" "I MEAN, UH..." "SHEDID?" "I MEAN, UH..." "WHO CARES?" "I MEAN, UH..." "WHO CARES?" "LOOK, LEAH, SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY" "WHO CARES?" "LOOK, LEAH, SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "LOOK, LEAH, SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "YOU " " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS" "WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "YOU " " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS WOMAN, AND YOU'RE ALREADY" "YOU " " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS WOMAN, AND YOU'RE ALREADY SETTING JUDGMENT ON HER." "WOMAN, AND YOU'RE ALREADY SETTING JUDGMENT ON HER." "LOOK, YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE PEOPLE" "SETTING JUDGMENT ON HER." "LOOK, YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE MOST OF THE TIME." "LOOK, YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE MOST OF THE TIME." "ALLRIGHT,YOU'RENOT WRONG" "A CHANCE MOST OF THE TIME." "ALLRIGHT,YOU'RENOT WRONG ABOUT THAT." "ALLRIGHT,YOU'RENOT WRONG ABOUT THAT." "I GUESS -- [ SIGHS ]" "ABOUT THAT." "I GUESS -- [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW ME." "I GUESS -- [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW ME." "I TRUST MY INSTINCTS, AND MY" "YOU KNOW ME." "I TRUST MY INSTINCTS, AND MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME THAT" "I TRUST MY INSTINCTS, AND MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS BAD NEWS." "INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS BAD NEWS." "LET'S " " KATHARINE, I WORRY" "THIS WHOLE THING IS BAD NEWS." "LET'S " " KATHARINE, I WORRY ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST" "LET'S " " KATHARINE, I WORRY ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND." "ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND." "YOU'RE THE NICEST PERSON IN THE" "FRIEND." "YOU'RE THE NICEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, SO I FEEL LIKE " " I" "YOU'RE THE NICEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD, SO I FEEL LIKE " " I DON'T KNOW " " SOMETIMES MAYBE" "WHOLE WORLD, SO I FEEL LIKE " " I DON'T KNOW " " SOMETIMES MAYBE YOU TRUST PEOPLE A LITTLE TOO" "DON'T KNOW " " SOMETIMES MAYBE YOU TRUST PEOPLE A LITTLE TOO EASILY." "YOU TRUST PEOPLE A LITTLE TOO EASILY." "LEAH,I 'MNOTSOMELITTLE" "EASILY." "LEAH,I 'MNOTSOMELITTLE GIRL YOU HAVE TO PROTECT ALL THE" "LEAH,I 'MNOTSOMELITTLE GIRL YOU HAVE TO PROTECT ALL THE TIME." "GIRL YOU HAVE TO PROTECT ALL THE TIME." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU 'RERIGHT." "TIME." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU 'RERIGHT." "I'M SORRY." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU 'RERIGHT." "I'M SORRY." "LET'S JUST FORGET ALL ABOUT IT," "I'M SORRY." "LET'S JUST FORGET ALL ABOUT IT, OKAY?" "LET'S JUST FORGET ALL ABOUT IT, OKAY?" "[ SHIVERS ]" "OKAY?" "[ SHIVERS ] IT'S FREEZING IN HERE, ISN'T IT?" "[ SHIVERS ] IT'S FREEZING IN HERE, ISN'T IT?" "HADN'TREALLYNOTICED." "IT'S FREEZING IN HERE, ISN'T IT?" "HADN'TREALLYNOTICED." "[ SIGHS ]" "HADN'TREALLYNOTICED." "[ SIGHS ] ♪DO,DO-DO-DO-DO" "[ SIGHS ] ♪DO,DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO" "♪DO,DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO" "♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ DO-DO" "♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO-DO ♪ DO-DO WHATTHEHELL,ASHLEY?" "♪ DO-DO WHATTHEHELL,ASHLEY?" "FIRST YOU WAS GIVING IT UP ON" "WHATTHEHELL,ASHLEY?" "FIRST YOU WAS GIVING IT UP ON SATURDAY." "FIRST YOU WAS GIVING IT UP ON SATURDAY." "NOW YOU COCK-BLOCKING WITH SOME" "SATURDAY." "NOW YOU COCK-BLOCKING WITH SOME VIRGINITY CLUB?" "NOW YOU COCK-BLOCKING WITH SOME VIRGINITY CLUB?" "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" "VIRGINITY CLUB?" "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" "BABY,DON'TGETITTWISTED." "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" "BABY,DON'TGETITTWISTED." "THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO REALLY DO" "BABY,DON'TGETITTWISTED." "THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO REALLY DO SOMETHING FOR THE SCHOOL." "THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO REALLY DO SOMETHING FOR THE SCHOOL." "BITCH,PLEASE,STOPFRONTING" "SOMETHING FOR THE SCHOOL." "BITCH,PLEASE,STOPFRONTING LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THE SCHOOL." "BITCH,PLEASE,STOPFRONTING LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THE SCHOOL." "MAYBEI DO,FUCKTARD!" "LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT THE SCHOOL." "MAYBEI DO,FUCKTARD!" "YOU BETTER COME CORRECT, OR" "MAYBEI DO,FUCKTARD!" "YOU BETTER COME CORRECT, OR YOU'LL BE GETTING BUSY WITH" "YOU BETTER COME CORRECT, OR YOU'LL BE GETTING BUSY WITH SEÑOR MANO FOR A YEAR BEFORE YOU" "YOU'LL BE GETTING BUSY WITH SEÑOR MANO FOR A YEAR BEFORE YOU TAP THIS SWEET ASS." "SEÑOR MANO FOR A YEAR BEFORE YOU TAP THIS SWEET ASS." "DANG!" "THAT'SCOLD,MAN ." "TAP THIS SWEET ASS." "DANG!" "THAT'SCOLD,MAN ." "COME ON, NOW." "DANG!" "THAT'SCOLD,MAN ." "COME ON, NOW." "DAMN,GIRL." "COME ON, NOW." "DAMN,GIRL." "HOW YOU GONNA PUT A BROTHER ON" "DAMN,GIRL." "HOW YOU GONNA PUT A BROTHER ON BLAST LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY" "HOW YOU GONNA PUT A BROTHER ON BLAST LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY BOYS, HUH?" "BLAST LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY BOYS, HUH?" "YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO" "BOYS, HUH?" "YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO "DISRESPESEE."" "YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO "DISRESPESEE." BUT I'M FITTING TO LOSE MY MIND" ""DISRESPESEE." BUT I'M FITTING TO LOSE MY MIND RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE WE SHOULD BE" "BUT I'M FITTING TO LOSE MY MIND RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE WE SHOULD BE BODY TO BODY." "RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE WE SHOULD BE BODY TO BODY." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "BODY TO BODY." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "PLEASE." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "PLEASE." "HAS MAMA EVER LEFT YOU HANGING?" "PLEASE." "HAS MAMA EVER LEFT YOU HANGING?" "JUST GOT TO CHILL FOR A MINUTE." "HAS MAMA EVER LEFT YOU HANGING?" "JUST GOT TO CHILL FOR A MINUTE." "I'LL STILL BE YOUR BACKSEAT" "JUST GOT TO CHILL FOR A MINUTE." "I'LL STILL BE YOUR BACKSEAT DRIVER." "I'LL STILL BE YOUR BACKSEAT DRIVER." "YEAH!" "DRIVER." "YEAH!" "OKAY." "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "OKAY." "YEAH!" "IGOTTHATASS ONLOCK ," "OKAY." "YEAH!" "IGOTTHATASS ONLOCK , Y'ALL." "IGOTTHATASS ONLOCK , Y'ALL." "ALL RIGHT, SHORTY." "Y'ALL." "ALL RIGHT, SHORTY." "I'LL RUN UP ON YOUR LATER, ALL" "ALL RIGHT, SHORTY." "I'LL RUN UP ON YOUR LATER, ALL RIGHT?" "I'LL RUN UP ON YOUR LATER, ALL RIGHT?" "♪THEONETHATGOTAWAY" "RIGHT?" "♪THEONETHATGOTAWAY ♪ SEX SLAVES" "♪THEONETHATGOTAWAY ♪ SEX SLAVES ♪ THE RAVE AT EVERY PARTY" "♪ SEX SLAVES ♪ THE RAVE AT EVERY PARTY ♪ EPITOME OF BEAUTY" "♪ THE RAVE AT EVERY PARTY ♪ EPITOME OF BEAUTY ♪ DOWN WITH PHOEBE" "♪ EPITOME OF BEAUTY ♪ DOWN WITH PHOEBE ♪ FOR THE LOVE, IT MAKES YOU" "♪ DOWN WITH PHOEBE ♪ FOR THE LOVE, IT MAKES YOU LOST ♪" "♪ FOR THE LOVE, IT MAKES YOU LOST ♪ ♪ YOUR IDENTITY, HOLY TRINITY" "LOST ♪ ♪ YOUR IDENTITY, HOLY TRINITY HEY." "LET'SROLL." "♪ YOUR IDENTITY, HOLY TRINITY HEY." "LET'SROLL." "♪DOTELL" "HEY." "LET'SROLL." "♪DOTELL ♪ TUMBLE DOWN THE WISHING WELL" "♪DOTELL ♪ TUMBLE DOWN THE WISHING WELL ♪ WELL, WELL" "♪ TUMBLE DOWN THE WISHING WELL ♪ WELL, WELL ICELOVESCOCO." "♪ WELL, WELL ICELOVESCOCO." "ILOVEYOU,TOO ,BABY." "ICELOVESCOCO." "ILOVEYOU,TOO ,BABY." "CATCH 'EM." "ILOVEYOU,TOO ,BABY." "CATCH 'EM." "BYE,PAPI!" "CATCH 'EM." "BYE,PAPI!" "MIAMOR,MAMA!" "BYE,PAPI!" "MIAMOR,MAMA!" "AY-YI-YI-YI-YI!" "MIAMOR,MAMA!" "AY-YI-YI-YI-YI!" "ASHLEY,I WOULDNEVER" "AY-YI-YI-YI-YI!" "ASHLEY,I WOULDNEVER QUESTION YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO" "ASHLEY,I WOULDNEVER QUESTION YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE DOING THIS." "QUESTION YOU, BUT YOU GOT TO EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE DOING THIS." "WE'RENOTDOINGTHIS." "EXPLAIN WHY WE'RE DOING THIS." "WE'RENOTDOINGTHIS." "RIGHT?" "WE'RENOTDOINGTHIS." "RIGHT?" "IKNOWIT SEEMSTOTALLY" "RIGHT?" "IKNOWIT SEEMSTOTALLY WHACK, BUT CHECK IT." "IKNOWIT SEEMSTOTALLY WHACK, BUT CHECK IT." "MY MOM'S, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS" "WHACK, BUT CHECK IT." "MY MOM'S, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS WITH LIZ NOW, AND APPARENTLY SHE" "MY MOM'S, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS WITH LIZ NOW, AND APPARENTLY SHE IS HOOKED UP." "WITH LIZ NOW, AND APPARENTLY SHE IS HOOKED UP." "WHOHERBABYDADDY?" "IS HOOKED UP." "WHOHERBABYDADDY?" "NOTKNOCKEDUP ,DUMBSHIT." "WHOHERBABYDADDY?" "NOTKNOCKEDUP ,DUMBSHIT." "SHE'S, LIKE, CONNECTED." "NOTKNOCKEDUP ,DUMBSHIT." "SHE'S, LIKE, CONNECTED." "LIKE, IF WE PLAY ALONG WITH" "SHE'S, LIKE, CONNECTED." "LIKE, IF WE PLAY ALONG WITH THIS, WE COULD BE STARRING IN" "LIKE, IF WE PLAY ALONG WITH THIS, WE COULD BE STARRING IN OUR OWN REALITY SHOW ABOUT" "THIS, WE COULD BE STARRING IN OUR OWN REALITY SHOW ABOUT V.A.G. FOR MTV." "OUR OWN REALITY SHOW ABOUT V.A.G. FOR MTV." "[SQUEALS]" "V.A.G. FOR MTV." "[SQUEALS] FORREALS?" "[SQUEALS] FORREALS?" "LIKEOURVERYOWN" "FORREALS?" "LIKEOURVERYOWN  "JERSEY SHORE"!" "LIKEOURVERYOWN  "JERSEY SHORE"!" "OH, MY GOD." "OKAY." ""JERSEY SHORE"!" "OH, MY GOD." "OKAY." "SO, ASHLEY'S TOTALLY" "OH, MY GOD." "OKAY." "SO, ASHLEY'S TOTALLY SAMMI "SWEETHEART," YOU'RE" "SO, ASHLEY'S TOTALLY SAMMI "SWEETHEART," YOU'RE JWOWW, YOU'RE SNOOKI, AND I'M" "SAMMI "SWEETHEART," YOU'RE JWOWW, YOU'RE SNOOKI, AND I'M THE BLAST, YO." "JWOWW, YOU'RE SNOOKI, AND I'M THE BLAST, YO." "WHYTHEFUCKAMI SNOOKI?" "THE BLAST, YO." "WHYTHEFUCKAMI SNOOKI?" "LISTENINGEARS,BITCHES." "WHYTHEFUCKAMI SNOOKI?" "LISTENINGEARS,BITCHES." "Y'ALL NEED TO MAKE SURE YOUR" "LISTENINGEARS,BITCHES." "Y'ALL NEED TO MAKE SURE YOUR LOOK IS ON POINT." "Y'ALL NEED TO MAKE SURE YOUR LOOK IS ON POINT." "THINK "SLOW DOWN BABY"" "LOOK IS ON POINT." "THINK "SLOW DOWN BABY" CHRISTINA, NOT "DIRRTY" XTINA." "THINK "SLOW DOWN BABY" CHRISTINA, NOT "DIRRTY" XTINA." "AS FOR THE REST, JUST FOLLOW MY" "CHRISTINA, NOT "DIRRTY" XTINA." "AS FOR THE REST, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD, AS USUAL." "AS FOR THE REST, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD, AS USUAL." "THEY WANT SWEET, LITTLE VIRGINS?" "LEAD, AS USUAL." "THEY WANT SWEET, LITTLE VIRGINS?" "THEN THAT'S HOW WE ROLL." "THEY WANT SWEET, LITTLE VIRGINS?" "THEN THAT'S HOW WE ROLL." "NOW, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH AND" "THEN THAT'S HOW WE ROLL." "NOW, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH AND LEGS SHUT UNTIL WE'RE ON THE RED" "NOW, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH AND LEGS SHUT UNTIL WE'RE ON THE RED CARPET DRINKING THAT BUZZ." "LEGS SHUT UNTIL WE'RE ON THE RED CARPET DRINKING THAT BUZZ." "YEAH!" "CARPET DRINKING THAT BUZZ." "YEAH!" "GENIUS,ASH." "YEAH!" "GENIUS,ASH." "I TOTALLY NEVER DOUBTED YOU." "GENIUS,ASH." "I TOTALLY NEVER DOUBTED YOU." "WHATDOYOUWANT?" "I TOTALLY NEVER DOUBTED YOU." "WHATDOYOUWANT?" "A FUCKING ALMA AWARD?" "WHATDOYOUWANT?" "A FUCKING ALMA AWARD?" "[ SCOFFS ] LET'S GO." "WHATYOUDOINGHERE,GIRLIE?" "UH..." "NOTHING." "JUST LOOKING FOR MY LONG-FORM" "UH..." "NOTHING." "JUST LOOKING FOR MY LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE." "JUST LOOKING FOR MY LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE." "YOU SEEN IT?" "BIRTH CERTIFICATE." "YOU SEEN IT?" "RIGHT." "GOT TO GO." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] AND,NO,IDIDN'TFORGETYOU." "OH, YES." "YES." "AND,NO,IDIDN'TFORGETYOU." "OH, YES." "YES." "[ CATS MEOWING ]" "OH, YES." "YES." "[ CATS MEOWING ] OH, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL." "[ CATS MEOWING ] OH, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL." "NOW, NOW, MRS. DANVERS, YOU STOP" "OH, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL." "NOW, NOW, MRS. DANVERS, YOU STOP TERRORIZING MRS. DE WINTER." "NOW, NOW, MRS. DANVERS, YOU STOP TERRORIZING MRS. DE WINTER." "HONESTLY, CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET" "TERRORIZING MRS. DE WINTER." "HONESTLY, CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?" "HONESTLY, CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "ALONG?" "[ CHUCKLES ] OH!" "[ CHUCKLES ] OH!" "MWAH, MWAH!" "OH!" "MWAH, MWAH!" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "MWAH, MWAH!" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] WHAT " "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] WHAT -- [ THUNDER RUMBLING ]" "OH." "HELLO." "I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU TONIGHT." "I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU TONIGHT." "I'M SO EMBARRASSED." "TONIGHT." "I'M SO EMBARRASSED." "I WOULD HAVE TIDIED UP A BIT HAD" "I'M SO EMBARRASSED." "I WOULD HAVE TIDIED UP A BIT HAD I KNOWN." "I WOULD HAVE TIDIED UP A BIT HAD I KNOWN." "GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES." "I KNOWN." "GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES." "DON'T MIND THEM." "GIRLS, BEHAVE YOURSELVES." "DON'T MIND THEM." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "DON'T MIND THEM." "[ CHUCKLES ] JUST, UM, MAKE YOURSELF" "[ CHUCKLES ] JUST, UM, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE." "JUST, UM, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE." "WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO" "COMFORTABLE." "WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "COFFEE?" "TEA?" "ME?" "DRINK?" "COFFEE?" "TEA?" "ME?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "COFFEE?" "TEA?" "ME?" "[ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT, THEN." "[ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT, THEN." "DOWN TO BUSINESS." "ALL RIGHT, THEN." "DOWN TO BUSINESS." "[ SIGHS ]" "DOWN TO BUSINESS." "[ SIGHS ] THERE'S THIS PAPERWORK FROM THE" "[ SIGHS ] THERE'S THIS PAPERWORK FROM THE SCHOOL BOARD." "THERE'S THIS PAPERWORK FROM THE SCHOOL BOARD." "UM..." "I KNEW..." "SOMEHOW..." "FROM THE MINUTE I SAW YOU, I" "SOMEHOW..." "FROM THE MINUTE I SAW YOU, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN" "FROM THE MINUTE I SAW YOU, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN US." "KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN US." "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN HOPING" "US." "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN HOPING AND WAITING FOR ALL THESE YEARS." "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN HOPING AND WAITING FOR ALL THESE YEARS." "TAKE ME." "AND WAITING FOR ALL THESE YEARS." "TAKE ME." "[ Moaning ] TAKE ME." "TAKE ME." "[ Moaning ] TAKE ME." "OH!" "[ Moaning ] TAKE ME." "OH!" "OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "OH!" "OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "[ CHUCKLES ] NO!" "OH!" "[ CHUCKLES ] NO!" "OH!" "NO!" "OH!" "GOD!" "NO!" "OH!" "NO!" "OH!" "GOD!" "[ SCREAMS ]" "NO!" "OH!" "GOD!" "[ SCREAMS ] [ CAT SCREECHES ]" "[ SCREAMS ] [ CAT SCREECHES ] [ CAT MEOWS ]" "[ CAT SCREECHES ] [ CAT MEOWS ] [ CHOKING ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ] ATLEASTSTRIPPERCHICSEEMS TO BE OVER." "ATLEASTSTRIPPERCHICSEEMS TO BE OVER." "GOODBYE, HILTONS." "HELLO, PALINS?" "TO BE OVER." "GOODBYE, HILTONS." "HELLO, PALINS?" "TOLD YOU THAT CLUB WAS PART OF" "GOODBYE, HILTONS." "HELLO, PALINS?" "TOLD YOU THAT CLUB WAS PART OF SOME JESUS-FREAK CONSPIRACY." "TOLD YOU THAT CLUB WAS PART OF SOME JESUS-FREAK CONSPIRACY." "HEADSUP,COMRADE." "SOME JESUS-FREAK CONSPIRACY." "HEADSUP,COMRADE." "SORRY ABOUT THAT!" "HEADSUP,COMRADE." "SORRY ABOUT THAT!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "SORRY ABOUT THAT!" "[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH." "[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH." "NICE T-SHIRT." "YEAH." "NICE T-SHIRT." "OH,UH,THANKS." "NICE T-SHIRT." "OH,UH,THANKS." "YOUKNOW,IT 'SREALLYFUNNY." "OH,UH,THANKS." "YOUKNOW,IT 'SREALLYFUNNY." "LEAH IS REALLY INTO" "YOUKNOW,IT 'SREALLYFUNNY." "LEAH IS REALLY INTO REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS, TOO." "LEAH IS REALLY INTO REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS, TOO." "WOW." "COOL." "REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS, TOO." "WOW." "COOL." "MM-HMM." "WOW." "COOL." "MM-HMM." "YOU KNOW, I BET YOU TWO WOULD" "MM-HMM." "YOU KNOW, I BET YOU TWO WOULD HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT." "YOU KNOW, I BET YOU TWO WOULD HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT." "YEAH,UNFORTUNATELY,I'MMORE" "HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT." "YEAH,UNFORTUNATELY,I'MMORE OF A SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR GIRL" "YEAH,UNFORTUNATELY,I'MMORE OF A SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR GIRL MYSELF, SO..." "OF A SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR GIRL MYSELF, SO..." ""THEWORDLOVEHAS BYNO" "MYSELF, SO..." ""THEWORDLOVEHAS BYNO MEANS THE SAME SENSE FOR BOTH" ""THEWORDLOVEHAS BYNO MEANS THE SAME SENSE FOR BOTH SEXES, AND THIS IS JUST ONE" "MEANS THE SAME SENSE FOR BOTH SEXES, AND THIS IS JUST ONE CAUSE FOR THE SERIOUS" "SEXES, AND THIS IS JUST ONE CAUSE FOR THE SERIOUS MISUNDERSTANDINGS THAT DIVIDE" "CAUSE FOR THE SERIOUS MISUNDERSTANDINGS THAT DIVIDE THEM."" "MISUNDERSTANDINGS THAT DIVIDE THEM." YOU'VEREAD"THESECONDSEX" ?" "THEM." YOU'VEREAD"THESECONDSEX" ?" "YEAH,IT'SINCREDIBLE." "YOU'VEREAD"THESECONDSEX" ?" "YEAH,IT'SINCREDIBLE." "AND HER PROTOFEMINIST DOCTRINE" "YEAH,IT'SINCREDIBLE." "AND HER PROTOFEMINIST DOCTRINE WAS SO AHEAD OF ITS TIME, YOU" "AND HER PROTOFEMINIST DOCTRINE WAS SO AHEAD OF ITS TIME, YOU KNOW?" "WAS SO AHEAD OF ITS TIME, YOU KNOW?" "AND HER, UM, EXISTENTIAL" "KNOW?" "AND HER, UM, EXISTENTIAL WRITING, LIKE THE " "AND HER, UM, EXISTENTIAL WRITING, LIKE THE -- "THE ETHICS OF AMBIGUITY."" "WRITING, LIKE THE -- "THE ETHICS OF AMBIGUITY." WE'RE JUST SLAPPED IN THE FACE" ""THE ETHICS OF AMBIGUITY." WE'RE JUST SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH THE ABSURDITY OF OUR OWN" "WE'RE JUST SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH THE ABSURDITY OF OUR OWN EXISTENCE." "WITH THE ABSURDITY OF OUR OWN EXISTENCE." "I MEAN, THAT BOOK, LIKE," "EXISTENCE." "I MEAN, THAT BOOK, LIKE, LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE." "I MEAN, THAT BOOK, LIKE, LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE." "HUH." "LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE." "HUH." "MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THAT" "HUH." "MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THAT SOMETIME." "MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THAT SOMETIME." "[GIGGLES]BYE !" "SOMETIME." "[GIGGLES]BYE !" "SEE?" "[GIGGLES]BYE !" "SEE?" "HE'S COOL AND SMART, AND HE'S" "SEE?" "HE'S COOL AND SMART, AND HE'S KIND OF CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK?" "HE'S COOL AND SMART, AND HE'S KIND OF CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK?" "ISEEWHATYOU 'REDOING,AND" "KIND OF CUTE, DON'T YOU THINK?" "ISEEWHATYOU 'REDOING,AND I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT." "ISEEWHATYOU 'REDOING,AND I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT." "WHAT?" "I 'M" "I 'MJUSTGIVING" "I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT." "WHAT?" "I 'M" "I 'MJUSTGIVING THINGS A LITTLE PUSH." "WHAT?" "I 'M" "I 'MJUSTGIVING THINGS A LITTLE PUSH." "KATH,I NEEDAPUSHLIKE A" "THINGS A LITTLE PUSH." "KATH,I NEEDAPUSHLIKE A FISH NEEDS A PRIUS." "KATH,I NEEDAPUSHLIKE A FISH NEEDS A PRIUS." "BA-DUM!" "FISH NEEDS A PRIUS." "BA-DUM!" "CHING!" "BA-DUM!" "CHING!" "UH,LISTEN,ITHINKIFORGOT" "CHING!" "UH,LISTEN,ITHINKIFORGOT SOMETHING IN THE LIBRARY, SO I" "UH,LISTEN,ITHINKIFORGOT SOMETHING IN THE LIBRARY, SO I GOT TO GO, OKAY?" "SOMETHING IN THE LIBRARY, SO I GOT TO GO, OKAY?" "YEAH,I GOTTO GO BACKTOTHE" "GOT TO GO, OKAY?" "YEAH,I GOTTO GO BACKTOTHE JOURNALISM ROOM." "YEAH,I GOTTO GO BACKTOTHE JOURNALISM ROOM." "LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "JOURNALISM ROOM." "LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "BYE." "LATER, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "BYE." "OKAY,CHICAS,LET'SCOMETO" "BYE." "OKAY,CHICAS,LET'SCOMETO ORDER SO WE CAN GET STARTED." "OKAY,CHICAS,LET'SCOMETO ORDER SO WE CAN GET STARTED." "LIZ, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR." "ORDER SO WE CAN GET STARTED." "LIZ, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR." "THANKYOU,ASHLEY,AND OUR" "LIZ, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR." "THANKYOU,ASHLEY,AND OUR  OTHER CHASTITY LEADERS." "THANKYOU,ASHLEY,AND OUR  OTHER CHASTITY LEADERS." "AND WELCOME, ALL OF YOU." "OTHER CHASTITY LEADERS." "AND WELCOME, ALL OF YOU." "IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE SO MANY" "AND WELCOME, ALL OF YOU." "IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE SO MANY OF YOU HERE TODAY MAKING A" "IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE SO MANY OF YOU HERE TODAY MAKING A COMMITMENT TO YOUR VIRTUE." "OF YOU HERE TODAY MAKING A COMMITMENT TO YOUR VIRTUE." "YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY OPEN TO" "COMMITMENT TO YOUR VIRTUE." "YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY OPEN TO TALK ABOUT ANY TOPIC YOU WISH TO" "YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY OPEN TO TALK ABOUT ANY TOPIC YOU WISH TO DISCUSS DURING OUR MEETINGS." "TALK ABOUT ANY TOPIC YOU WISH TO DISCUSS DURING OUR MEETINGS." "WHATEVER IS SAID IN THIS ROOM" "DISCUSS DURING OUR MEETINGS." "WHATEVER IS SAID IN THIS ROOM STAYS IN THIS ROOM." "WHATEVER IS SAID IN THIS ROOM STAYS IN THIS ROOM." "COOL." "STAYS IN THIS ROOM." "COOL." "IT'S JUST LIKE VEGAS." "COOL." "IT'S JUST LIKE VEGAS." "OH,HELLO." "IT'S JUST LIKE VEGAS." "OH,HELLO." "I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE" "OH,HELLO." "I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE AUDITORIUM, YES?" "I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE AUDITORIUM, YES?" "YES, OF COURSE." "AUDITORIUM, YES?" "YES, OF COURSE." "I'M DELIGHTED YOU COULD JOIN US." "YES, OF COURSE." "I'M DELIGHTED YOU COULD JOIN US." "PLEASE." "SIT." "I'M DELIGHTED YOU COULD JOIN US." "PLEASE." "SIT." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "PLEASE." "SIT." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] [CHUCKLES]" "[ CLEARS THROAT ] [CHUCKLES] NOWWEMAYBEGININEARNEST." "[CHUCKLES] NOWWEMAYBEGININEARNEST." "WHO WOULD LIKE TO START?" "NOWWEMAYBEGININEARNEST." "WHO WOULD LIKE TO START?" "NO ONE HAS A QUESTION OR A STORY" "WHO WOULD LIKE TO START?" "NO ONE HAS A QUESTION OR A STORY THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE?" "NO ONE HAS A QUESTION OR A STORY THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE?" "SOME TEMPTATION THEY MAY HAVE" "THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE?" "SOME TEMPTATION THEY MAY HAVE FACED RECENTLY?" "SOME TEMPTATION THEY MAY HAVE FACED RECENTLY?" "OH, VERY WELL." "FACED RECENTLY?" "OH, VERY WELL." "IF YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE SHY, I" "OH, VERY WELL." "IF YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE SHY, I SHALL BEGIN." "IF YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE SHY, I SHALL BEGIN." "THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN FRANCE" "SHALL BEGIN." "THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN FRANCE WHEN I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE." "THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN FRANCE WHEN I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE." "AT A DANCE, I RAN INTO A YOUNG" "WHEN I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE." "AT A DANCE, I RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN WHOM I'D MET ON HOLIDAY THE" "AT A DANCE, I RAN INTO A YOUNG MAN WHOM I'D MET ON HOLIDAY THE SUMMER BEFORE." "MAN WHOM I'D MET ON HOLIDAY THE SUMMER BEFORE." "HE WAS DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME," "SUMMER BEFORE." "HE WAS DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME, VERY MATURE FOR A BOY OF 20, AND" "HE WAS DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME, VERY MATURE FOR A BOY OF 20, AND HE HAD, LET'S JUST SAY, A WAY" "VERY MATURE FOR A BOY OF 20, AND HE HAD, LET'S JUST SAY, A WAY WITH WORDS THAT MADE HIM VERY" "HE HAD, LET'S JUST SAY, A WAY WITH WORDS THAT MADE HIM VERY DIFFICULT TO RESIST." "WITH WORDS THAT MADE HIM VERY DIFFICULT TO RESIST." "[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ]" "[ APPLAUSE ] AND THAT, MY DEARS, IS HOW I MANAGED TO RESIST HIS ADVANCES" "AND THAT, MY DEARS, IS HOW I MANAGED TO RESIST HIS ADVANCES THAT MAGICAL NIGHT." "MANAGED TO RESIST HIS ADVANCES THAT MAGICAL NIGHT." "BUT HAD I BEEN OLDER AND HAD WE" "THAT MAGICAL NIGHT." "BUT HAD I BEEN OLDER AND HAD WE BEEN BETROTHED, IT COULD HAVE" "BUT HAD I BEEN OLDER AND HAD WE BEEN BETROTHED, IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR" "BEEN BETROTHED, IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR MAKING LOVE UNDER THE PARISIAN" "BEEN THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR MAKING LOVE UNDER THE PARISIAN MOON." "MAKING LOVE UNDER THE PARISIAN MOON." "BUT AS IT WAS, WE WERE TOO YOUNG" "MOON." "BUT AS IT WAS, WE WERE TOO YOUNG TO MAKE THAT SORT OF LIFELONG" "BUT AS IT WAS, WE WERE TOO YOUNG TO MAKE THAT SORT OF LIFELONG COMMITMENT." "TO MAKE THAT SORT OF LIFELONG COMMITMENT." "RIGHT." "COMMITMENT." "RIGHT." "HE COULD HAVE TOTALLY USED HER" "RIGHT." "HE COULD HAVE TOTALLY USED HER AND BEEN LIKE, "SEE YA," THE" "HE COULD HAVE TOTALLY USED HER AND BEEN LIKE, "SEE YA," THE NEXT MORNING." "AND BEEN LIKE, "SEE YA," THE NEXT MORNING." "THEN SHE WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE A" "NEXT MORNING." "THEN SHE WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE A TOTAL SKEETCH." "THEN SHE WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE A TOTAL SKEETCH." "PRECISELY." "TOTAL SKEETCH." "PRECISELY." "THANK YOU, ASHLEY, FOR" "PRECISELY." "THANK YOU, ASHLEY, FOR REPHRASING THAT SO WE COULD ALL" "THANK YOU, ASHLEY, FOR REPHRASING THAT SO WE COULD ALL UNDERSTAND." "REPHRASING THAT SO WE COULD ALL UNDERSTAND." "ANYBODY ELSE?" "UNDERSTAND." "ANYBODY ELSE?" "UM,I HAVEAQUESTION." "ANYBODY ELSE?" "UM,I HAVEAQUESTION." "YES." "KELLY,GO AHEAD." "UM,I HAVEAQUESTION." "YES." "KELLY,GO AHEAD." "OKAY,SO,WHATIFYOUDOLOVE" "YES." "KELLY,GO AHEAD." "OKAY,SO,WHATIFYOUDOLOVE HIM AND HE LOVES YOU, TOO, AND" "OKAY,SO,WHATIFYOUDOLOVE HIM AND HE LOVES YOU, TOO, AND YOU BOTH WANT TO DO IT, LIKE," "HIM AND HE LOVES YOU, TOO, AND YOU BOTH WANT TO DO IT, LIKE, REALLY BAD?" "YOU BOTH WANT TO DO IT, LIKE, REALLY BAD?" "YOU'RE TRYING TO WAIT, BUT HE" "REALLY BAD?" "YOU'RE TRYING TO WAIT, BUT HE SAYS THAT IT HURTS HIM, AND HE" "YOU'RE TRYING TO WAIT, BUT HE SAYS THAT IT HURTS HIM, AND HE SAYS THAT WAITING ANY LONGER" "SAYS THAT IT HURTS HIM, AND HE SAYS THAT WAITING ANY LONGER COULD DO PERMANENT DAMAGE..." "SAYS THAT WAITING ANY LONGER COULD DO PERMANENT DAMAGE..." "DOWN THERE?" "COULD DO PERMANENT DAMAGE..." "DOWN THERE?" "AND IF THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED," "DOWN THERE?" "AND IF THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, IT WOULD BE TOTALLY ALL YOUR" "AND IF THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, IT WOULD BE TOTALLY ALL YOUR FAULT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOTH" "IT WOULD BE TOTALLY ALL YOUR FAULT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOTH WANT TO DO IT, LIKE, SO BAD." "FAULT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOTH WANT TO DO IT, LIKE, SO BAD." "UH,I THINKWHATKELLY,ONE" "WANT TO DO IT, LIKE, SO BAD." "UH,I THINKWHATKELLY,ONE OF OUR CHASTITY LEADERS, IS" "UH,I THINKWHATKELLY,ONE OF OUR CHASTITY LEADERS, IS SAYING IS, WHAT IF ONE OF THE" "OF OUR CHASTITY LEADERS, IS SAYING IS, WHAT IF ONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS IS THINKING THAT BUT" "SAYING IS, WHAT IF ONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS IS THINKING THAT BUT IS TOO SHY TO ASK, YOU KNOW?" "OTHER GIRLS IS THINKING THAT BUT IS TOO SHY TO ASK, YOU KNOW?" "ROLE-PLAYING." "IS TOO SHY TO ASK, YOU KNOW?" "ROLE-PLAYING." "RIGHT, KELLY?" "ROLE-PLAYING." "RIGHT, KELLY?" "YEAH,THATWASTOTALLYWHAT I" "RIGHT, KELLY?" "YEAH,THATWASTOTALLYWHAT I WAS DOING." "YEAH,THATWASTOTALLYWHAT I WAS DOING." "LIKE A HIPPO-THEORETICAL" "WAS DOING." "LIKE A HIPPO-THEORETICAL SITUATION." "LIKE A HIPPO-THEORETICAL SITUATION." "THANKYOU,KELLY." "SITUATION." "THANKYOU,KELLY." "AND IN THAT SPIRIT, PERHAPS ONE" "THANKYOU,KELLY." "AND IN THAT SPIRIT, PERHAPS ONE OF YOUR PEERS WOULD LIKE TO" "AND IN THAT SPIRIT, PERHAPS ONE OF YOUR PEERS WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER." "OF YOUR PEERS WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER." "YES, NOEMI." "ANSWER." "YES, NOEMI." "IWOULDNEVERPUT ANYONEELSE" "YES, NOEMI." "IWOULDNEVERPUT ANYONEELSE  DOWN FOR THEIR CHOICE, BUT I" "IWOULDNEVERPUT ANYONEELSE  DOWN FOR THEIR CHOICE, BUT I THINK IF I EVER FELT THAT" "DOWN FOR THEIR CHOICE, BUT I THINK IF I EVER FELT THAT TEMPTED, I WOULD JUST GET DOWN" "THINK IF I EVER FELT THAT TEMPTED, I WOULD JUST GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND PRAY TO GOD " "TEMPTED, I WOULD JUST GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND PRAY TO GOD -- [Deepvoice]NO !" "ON MY KNEES AND PRAY TO GOD -- [Deepvoice]NO !" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "[Deepvoice]NO !" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ] YOU MUST NEVER MENTION HIS NAME" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ] YOU MUST NEVER MENTION HIS NAME IN HERE." "YOU MUST NEVER MENTION HIS NAME IN HERE." "[ Normal voice ] HMM." "IN HERE." "[ Normal voice ] HMM." "YOU SEE, MY DEAR, UM, WE COULD" "[ Normal voice ] HMM." "YOU SEE, MY DEAR, UM, WE COULD GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR" "YOU SEE, MY DEAR, UM, WE COULD GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR HAVING THAT SORT OF TALK IN A" "GET INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR HAVING THAT SORT OF TALK IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL, YES?" "HAVING THAT SORT OF TALK IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL, YES?" "WELL, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR" "PUBLIC SCHOOL, YES?" "WELL, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY." "WELL, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY." "SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME." "TODAY." "SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME." "COFFEE?" "SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME." "COFFEE?" "YEAH,LET'SDO IT ." "COFFEE?" "YEAH,LET'SDO IT ." "TOTESDRAGGING." "YEAH,LET'SDO IT ." "TOTESDRAGGING." "IKNOW." "TOTESDRAGGING." "IKNOW." "YOUTHERE." "IKNOW." "YOUTHERE." "ME?" "YOUTHERE." "ME?" "YES." "YOU." "ME?" "YES." "YOU." "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "YES." "YOU." "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "K-KATHARINE." "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "K-KATHARINE." "AH." "KATHARINE." "K-KATHARINE." "AH." "KATHARINE." "SO MANY BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL" "AH." "KATHARINE." "SO MANY BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL QUEENS HAVE SHARED THAT NAME," "SO MANY BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL QUEENS HAVE SHARED THAT NAME, YOU KNOW." "QUEENS HAVE SHARED THAT NAME, YOU KNOW." "HMM." "YOU KNOW." "HMM." "I SEE YOU LIKE FLOWERS." "HMM." "I SEE YOU LIKE FLOWERS." "UH-HUH." "I SEE YOU LIKE FLOWERS." "UH-HUH." "YOUMUSTBE QUITETHE" "UH-HUH." "YOUMUSTBE QUITETHE  NATURALIST, MY DEAR." "YOUMUSTBE QUITETHE  NATURALIST, MY DEAR." "IT'S A WONDERFUL THING FOR A" "NATURALIST, MY DEAR." "IT'S A WONDERFUL THING FOR A YOUNG WOMAN TO RESPECT WILDLIFE" "IT'S A WONDERFUL THING FOR A YOUNG WOMAN TO RESPECT WILDLIFE IN ALL ITS GLORY." "YOUNG WOMAN TO RESPECT WILDLIFE IN ALL ITS GLORY." "TELL ME, KATHARINE, QUEEN OF THE" "IN ALL ITS GLORY." "TELL ME, KATHARINE, QUEEN OF THE DAISIES, HAVE YOU KEPT YOUR" "TELL ME, KATHARINE, QUEEN OF THE DAISIES, HAVE YOU KEPT YOUR VIRTUE INTACT?" "DAISIES, HAVE YOU KEPT YOUR VIRTUE INTACT?" "YES." "VIRTUE INTACT?" "YES." "HMM." "GOOD." "YES." "HMM." "GOOD." "WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, YOUR" "HMM." "GOOD." "WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, YOUR BLOSSOM WILL BE PLUCKED BY" "WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, YOUR BLOSSOM WILL BE PLUCKED BY SOMEONE WHO SEES YOUR TRUE" "BLOSSOM WILL BE PLUCKED BY SOMEONE WHO SEES YOUR TRUE BEAUTY." "SOMEONE WHO SEES YOUR TRUE BEAUTY." "UNTIL THEN, I TRUST I WILL SEE" "BEAUTY." "UNTIL THEN, I TRUST I WILL SEE YOU AT OUR NEXT MEETING." "UNTIL THEN, I TRUST I WILL SEE YOU AT OUR NEXT MEETING." "HMM." "[EXHALESSHARPLY]" "OH,HELLO." "YOU'RE KATHARINE'S LITTLE FRIEND, YES?" "YOU'RE KATHARINE'S LITTLE FRIEND, YES?" "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "FRIEND, YES?" "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "LEAH." "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "LEAH." "AH,YES." "LEAH." "LEAH." "AH,YES." "LEAH." "WHY DID YOU NOT JOIN US FOR OUR" "AH,YES." "LEAH." "WHY DID YOU NOT JOIN US FOR OUR MEETING?" "WHY DID YOU NOT JOIN US FOR OUR MEETING?" "UH,I DON'TNEEDACLUB TO" "MEETING?" "UH,I DON'TNEEDACLUB TO TEACH ME HOW TO RESPECT MYSELF." "UH,I DON'TNEEDACLUB TO TEACH ME HOW TO RESPECT MYSELF." "AREN'TYOUTOUGHASNAILS." "TEACH ME HOW TO RESPECT MYSELF." "AREN'TYOUTOUGHASNAILS." "WELL, GOOD FOR YOU." "AREN'TYOUTOUGHASNAILS." "WELL, GOOD FOR YOU." "WE COULD ALL USE MORE HEADSTRONG" "WELL, GOOD FOR YOU." "WE COULD ALL USE MORE HEADSTRONG YOUNG WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF." "WE COULD ALL USE MORE HEADSTRONG YOUNG WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF." "[SCOFFS]" "YOUNG WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF." "[SCOFFS] NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A JOINER, I" "[SCOFFS] NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A JOINER, I GUESS." "NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A JOINER, I GUESS." "NOT REALLY THE SORORITY TYPE, IF" "GUESS." "NOT REALLY THE SORORITY TYPE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "NOT REALLY THE SORORITY TYPE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "WELL,SISTERHOODCANBEVERY" "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "WELL,SISTERHOODCANBEVERY  POWERFUL, MY DEAR." "WELL,SISTERHOODCANBEVERY  POWERFUL, MY DEAR." "DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE TRIED" "POWERFUL, MY DEAR." "DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE TRIED IT." "DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE TRIED IT." "[SCOFFS]" "IT." "[SCOFFS] DON'TYOULIKEME, LEAH?" "[SCOFFS] DON'TYOULIKEME, LEAH?" "I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE NOT" "DON'TYOULIKEME, LEAH?" "I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE NOT LIKING ME." "I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE NOT LIKING ME." "IDON'TKNOWYOU WELLENOUGH" "LIKING ME." "IDON'TKNOWYOU WELLENOUGH TO FEEL ANYTHING ONE WAY OR THE" "IDON'TKNOWYOU WELLENOUGH TO FEEL ANYTHING ONE WAY OR THE OTHER." "TO FEEL ANYTHING ONE WAY OR THE OTHER." "AREYOUSURE?" "OTHER." "AREYOUSURE?" "'CAUSE YOU LOOK VERY FAMILIAR TO" "AREYOUSURE?" "'CAUSE YOU LOOK VERY FAMILIAR TO ME." "'CAUSE YOU LOOK VERY FAMILIAR TO ME." "SOMETHING ABOUT THE EYES, BUT I" "ME." "SOMETHING ABOUT THE EYES, BUT I CAN'T..." "SOMETHING ABOUT THE EYES, BUT I CAN'T..." "KATHARINE." "CAN'T..." "KATHARINE." "I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR DEAR" "KATHARINE." "I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR DEAR FRIEND LEAH HOW SHE REALLY OUGHT" "I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR DEAR FRIEND LEAH HOW SHE REALLY OUGHT TO JOIN US FOR OUR NEXT MEETING." "FRIEND LEAH HOW SHE REALLY OUGHT TO JOIN US FOR OUR NEXT MEETING." "PERHAPS YOU CAN CHANGE HER MIND," "TO JOIN US FOR OUR NEXT MEETING." "PERHAPS YOU CAN CHANGE HER MIND, HMM?" "PERHAPS YOU CAN CHANGE HER MIND, HMM?" "YOULITTLESNEAK!" "HMM?" "YOULITTLESNEAK!" "WHAT?" "!" "YOULITTLESNEAK!" "WHAT?" "!" "YOUTOTALLYWENTTOTHAT" "WHAT?" "!" "YOUTOTALLYWENTTOTHAT  MEETING." "YOUTOTALLYWENTTOTHAT  MEETING." "SO?" "WHAT?" "!" "MEETING." "SO?" "WHAT?" "!" "YOUKNOWWHAT." "SO?" "WHAT?" "!" "YOUKNOWWHAT." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WAS IT STUPID?" "YOUKNOWWHAT." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WAS IT STUPID?" "DETAILS, PLEASE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WAS IT STUPID?" "DETAILS, PLEASE." "NO,ITWASN'TSTUPID." "DETAILS, PLEASE." "NO,ITWASN'TSTUPID." "LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND" "NO,ITWASN'TSTUPID." "LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND TELL YOU IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA" "LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND TELL YOU IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE FUN OF IT." "TELL YOU IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE FUN OF IT." "PLUS ANYTHING WE SAY IN THERE IS" "MAKE FUN OF IT." "PLUS ANYTHING WE SAY IN THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE CONFIDENTIAL." "PLUS ANYTHING WE SAY IN THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE CONFIDENTIAL." "[SCOFFS]" "SUPPOSED TO BE CONFIDENTIAL." "[SCOFFS] CONFIDENTIAL FROM ME?" "[SCOFFS] CONFIDENTIAL FROM ME?" "FROMEVERYONE." "CONFIDENTIAL FROM ME?" "FROMEVERYONE." "LEAH, COME ON." "I PROMISED." "FROMEVERYONE." "LEAH, COME ON." "I PROMISED." "WELL,WHATIS IT ?" "LEAH, COME ON." "I PROMISED." "WELL,WHATIS IT ?" "LIKE, A.A. FOR RECOVERING" "WELL,WHATIS IT ?" "LIKE, A.A. FOR RECOVERING HUSSIES LED BY A SLIGHTLY BETTER" "LIKE, A.A. FOR RECOVERING HUSSIES LED BY A SLIGHTLY BETTER DRESSED DR. LAURA?" "HUSSIES LED BY A SLIGHTLY BETTER DRESSED DR. LAURA?" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "DRESSED DR. LAURA?" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "SHE'S REALLY COOL." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "SHE'S REALLY COOL." "I MEAN, YOU DEFINITELY MISJUDGE" "SHE'S REALLY COOL." "I MEAN, YOU DEFINITELY MISJUDGE HER BASED ON SOME WEIRD FIRST" "I MEAN, YOU DEFINITELY MISJUDGE HER BASED ON SOME WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION." "HER BASED ON SOME WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION." "I MEAN, SHE'S VERY ELEGANT AND" "IMPRESSION." "I MEAN, SHE'S VERY ELEGANT AND SMART AND INTERESTING." "I MEAN, SHE'S VERY ELEGANT AND SMART AND INTERESTING." "HMM." "SMART AND INTERESTING." "HMM." "SO, IS SHE GONNA BE YOUR NEW" "HMM." "SO, IS SHE GONNA BE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND YOU TELL ALL YOUR" "SO, IS SHE GONNA BE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND YOU TELL ALL YOUR SECRETS TO NOW?" "BEST FRIEND YOU TELL ALL YOUR SECRETS TO NOW?" "LEAH,COMEON ." "SECRETS TO NOW?" "LEAH,COMEON ." "WELL,IFYOU'RESOINLOVE" "LEAH,COMEON ." "WELL,IFYOU'RESOINLOVE WITH HER " "WELL,IFYOU'RESOINLOVE WITH HER -- IDIDN'TSAYTHAT!" "WITH HER -- IDIDN'TSAYTHAT!" "UH..." "IDIDN'TSAYTHAT!" "UH..." "SORRY." "UH..." "SORRY." "DIDN'T MEAN TO ACT LIKE SUCH A" "SORRY." "DIDN'T MEAN TO ACT LIKE SUCH A BITCH." "DIDN'T MEAN TO ACT LIKE SUCH A BITCH." "IT" "IT'SOKAY." "BITCH." "IT" "IT'SOKAY." "I MEAN, EVEN BEST FRIENDS" "IT" "IT'SOKAY." "I MEAN, EVEN BEST FRIENDS DISAGREE SOMETIMES, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, EVEN BEST FRIENDS DISAGREE SOMETIMES, RIGHT?" "RIGHT." "UM, I'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE JOURNALISM ROOM TO FINISH UP A LAYOUT, SO I'LL SEE YOU" "JOURNALISM ROOM TO FINISH UP A LAYOUT, SO I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?" "LAYOUT, SO I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?" "OKAY." "TOMORROW?" "OKAY." "YOU GOT IT, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL." "GOODEVENING." "I BID YOU WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE HOME." "I BID YOU WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE HOME." "SO, WHO WOULD LIKE TO TRY SOME" "HOME." "SO, WHO WOULD LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MY DELICIOUS BEAUTY PRODUCTS?" "SO, WHO WOULD LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MY DELICIOUS BEAUTY PRODUCTS?" "WHOA,WHOA!" "ME ,ME ,ME !" "OF MY DELICIOUS BEAUTY PRODUCTS?" "WHOA,WHOA!" "ME ,ME ,ME !" "[CHUCKLES]" "WHOA,WHOA!" "ME ,ME ,ME !" "[CHUCKLES] NOW, I MUST WARN YOU, THIS" "[CHUCKLES] NOW, I MUST WARN YOU, THIS TREATMENT I'M ABOUT TO SHARE" "NOW, I MUST WARN YOU, THIS TREATMENT I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH YOU IS NOT EXACTLY LEGAL IN" "TREATMENT I'M ABOUT TO SHARE WITH YOU IS NOT EXACTLY LEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY." "WITH YOU IS NOT EXACTLY LEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY." "I COULD GET INTO TROUBLE FOR" "THIS COUNTRY." "I COULD GET INTO TROUBLE FOR PROCURING IT, SO I MUST BE ABLE" "I COULD GET INTO TROUBLE FOR PROCURING IT, SO I MUST BE ABLE TO COUNT ON YOUR ABSOLUTE" "PROCURING IT, SO I MUST BE ABLE TO COUNT ON YOUR ABSOLUTE DISCRETION THAT YOU WILL NEVER" "TO COUNT ON YOUR ABSOLUTE DISCRETION THAT YOU WILL NEVER TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL ABOUT" "DISCRETION THAT YOU WILL NEVER TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL ABOUT THIS." "TELL ANOTHER LIVING SOUL ABOUT THIS." "WESWEAR." "THIS." "WESWEAR." "IT STAYS WITHIN THIS GROUP." "WESWEAR." "IT STAYS WITHIN THIS GROUP." "YEAH." "IT STAYS WITHIN THIS GROUP." "YEAH." "GOOD." "YEAH." "GOOD." "NOW, TAKE OUT YOUR MIRRORS AND" "GOOD." "NOW, TAKE OUT YOUR MIRRORS AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED." "NOW, TAKE OUT YOUR MIRRORS AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED." "[ FINGERS SNAP ]" "PREPARE TO BE AMAZED." "[ FINGERS SNAP ] NOW, PLEASE DO NOT BE PUT OFF BY" "[ FINGERS SNAP ] NOW, PLEASE DO NOT BE PUT OFF BY THE LOOK OR SMELL OF IT." "NOW, PLEASE DO NOT BE PUT OFF BY THE LOOK OR SMELL OF IT." "IT CAN BE A LITTLE STRANGE AT" "THE LOOK OR SMELL OF IT." "IT CAN BE A LITTLE STRANGE AT FIRST." "IT CAN BE A LITTLE STRANGE AT FIRST." "JUST TAKE A LITTLE ON YOUR" "FIRST." "JUST TAKE A LITTLE ON YOUR FINGER." "JUST TAKE A LITTLE ON YOUR FINGER." "DAB IT ON YOUR MOST HATED" "FINGER." "DAB IT ON YOUR MOST HATED WRINKLE, GENTLY MASSAGING IT IN." "DAB IT ON YOUR MOST HATED WRINKLE, GENTLY MASSAGING IT IN." "OOH,ITDOESSMELLALITTLE" "WRINKLE, GENTLY MASSAGING IT IN." "OOH,ITDOESSMELLALITTLE FUNKY." "OOH,ITDOESSMELLALITTLE FUNKY." "ITLOOKSALITTLEBITLIKE" "FUNKY." "ITLOOKSALITTLEBITLIKE BLOOD." "ITLOOKSALITTLEBITLIKE BLOOD." "YES." "BLOOD." "YES." "RUB IT INTO THOSE FOUL LINES AND" "YES." "RUB IT INTO THOSE FOUL LINES AND WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR." "RUB IT INTO THOSE FOUL LINES AND WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR." "OH." "OH." "WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR." "OH." "OH." "OH!" "OH." "OH." "OH!" "OH." "OH!" "OH." "[SIGHING]" "OH." "[SIGHING] IT'SWORKING." "[SIGHING] IT'SWORKING." "OH, MY GOD." "IT'SWORKING." "OH, MY GOD." "IT'S ALREADY WORKING!" "OH, MY GOD." "IT'S ALREADY WORKING!" "I'VENEVERSEENANYTHINGLIKE" "IT'S ALREADY WORKING!" "I'VENEVERSEENANYTHINGLIKE  THIS BEFORE." "I'VENEVERSEENANYTHINGLIKE  THIS BEFORE." "THIS IS BETTER THAN JUVéDERM." "THIS BEFORE." "THIS IS BETTER THAN JUVéDERM." "WAYBETTER!" "THIS IS BETTER THAN JUVéDERM." "WAYBETTER!" "ANDTHEINGREDIENTSARE ALL" "WAYBETTER!" "ANDTHEINGREDIENTSARE ALL  NATURAL." "ANDTHEINGREDIENTSARE ALL  NATURAL." "THISISINCREDIBLE!" "NATURAL." "THISISINCREDIBLE!" "WILLTHISWORKONMYASS," "THISISINCREDIBLE!" "WILLTHISWORKONMYASS, TOO?" "WILLTHISWORKONMYASS, TOO?" "WEHAVETO GETMOREOFTHIS." "TOO?" "WEHAVETO GETMOREOFTHIS." "LIZ, PLEASE, I DON'T CARE IF" "WEHAVETO GETMOREOFTHIS." "LIZ, PLEASE, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ILLEGAL." "LIZ, PLEASE, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ILLEGAL." "HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?" "IT'S ILLEGAL." "HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?" "OH,BELIEVEME ,MY DARLINGS," "HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?" "OH,BELIEVEME ,MY DARLINGS, YOU ALREADY HAVE." "OH,BELIEVEME ,MY DARLINGS, YOU ALREADY HAVE." "HMM." "YOU ALREADY HAVE." "HMM." "[ ALL GASPING ]" "HMM." "[ ALL GASPING ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "[ ALL GASPING ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ] HEY,KATH!" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ] HEY,KATH!" "UH, ARE YOU GOING TO V.A.G." "HEY,KATH!" "UH, ARE YOU GOING TO V.A.G. TODAY?" "UH, ARE YOU GOING TO V.A.G. TODAY?" "YEAH." "WHY?" "TODAY?" "YEAH." "WHY?" "IJUSTFIGUREDICOULDCOME" "YEAH." "WHY?" "IJUSTFIGUREDICOULDCOME WITH YOU." "IJUSTFIGUREDICOULDCOME WITH YOU." "I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT." "WITH YOU." "I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT." "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT," "I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT." "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, AND SO I DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO" "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, AND SO I DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO JUDGE IT UNTIL I SEE FOR MYSELF." "AND SO I DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO JUDGE IT UNTIL I SEE FOR MYSELF." "THISMUSTBE ASCENEFROM" "JUDGE IT UNTIL I SEE FOR MYSELF." "THISMUSTBE ASCENEFROM  "INVASION OF THE BODY" "THISMUSTBE ASCENEFROM  "INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS."" ""INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS." WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM, AND" "SNATCHERS." WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM, AND WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY FRIEND" "WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM, AND WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY FRIEND LEAH?" "WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY FRIEND LEAH?" "OH,COMEON ." "LEAH?" "OH,COMEON ." "I'M JUST TRYING TO BE LESS" "OH,COMEON ." "I'M JUST TRYING TO BE LESS "NEGATIVE AND PISSY" OR" "I'M JUST TRYING TO BE LESS "NEGATIVE AND PISSY" OR WHATEVER." ""NEGATIVE AND PISSY" OR WHATEVER." "MM-HMM." "SUREYOUARE ." "WHATEVER." "MM-HMM." "SUREYOUARE ." "OKAY." "SO, WHAT'S THE ANGLE?" "MM-HMM." "SUREYOUARE ." "OKAY." "SO, WHAT'S THE ANGLE?" "ANOTHER EXPOSé ABOUT HOW THIS" "OKAY." "SO, WHAT'S THE ANGLE?" "ANOTHER EXPOSé ABOUT HOW THIS CLUB IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE" "ANOTHER EXPOSé ABOUT HOW THIS CLUB IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE BUSH DOCTRINE THAT STILL" "CLUB IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE BUSH DOCTRINE THAT STILL CONTINUES TO HAUNT US OR A" "BUSH DOCTRINE THAT STILL CONTINUES TO HAUNT US OR A MANIFESTO ABOUT HOW WOMEN WITH A" "CONTINUES TO HAUNT US OR A MANIFESTO ABOUT HOW WOMEN WITH A "Y" ARE STILL ENSLAVED BY A" "MANIFESTO ABOUT HOW WOMEN WITH A "Y" ARE STILL ENSLAVED BY A MADONNA WHORE COMPLEX?" ""Y" ARE STILL ENSLAVED BY A MADONNA WHORE COMPLEX?" "WOW,I COULDN'THAVEPUT IT" "MADONNA WHORE COMPLEX?" "WOW,I COULDN'THAVEPUT IT BETTER MYSELF." "WOW,I COULDN'THAVEPUT IT BETTER MYSELF." "MM-HMM." "BETTER MYSELF." "MM-HMM." "OH,KATHARINE,PLEASEJUST" "MM-HMM." "OH,KATHARINE,PLEASEJUST LET ME COME WITH YOU." "OH,KATHARINE,PLEASEJUST LET ME COME WITH YOU." "HONESTLY, I REALLY JUST WANT TO" "LET ME COME WITH YOU." "HONESTLY, I REALLY JUST WANT TO SEE IT FOR MYSELF BEFORE I PASS" "HONESTLY, I REALLY JUST WANT TO SEE IT FOR MYSELF BEFORE I PASS JUDGMENT " " FOR ONCE." "SEE IT FOR MYSELF BEFORE I PASS JUDGMENT " " FOR ONCE." "[SIGHS]OKAY." "JUDGMENT " " FOR ONCE." "[SIGHS]OKAY." "BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO" "[SIGHS]OKAY." "BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE." "BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE." "AND PLEASE DON'T BE A SMARTASS" "CAUSE ANY TROUBLE." "AND PLEASE DON'T BE A SMARTASS IF YOU HATE IT." "AND PLEASE DON'T BE A SMARTASS IF YOU HATE IT." "PROMISEI 'LLBEGOOD." "IF YOU HATE IT." "PROMISEI 'LLBEGOOD." "OKAY." "PROMISEI 'LLBEGOOD." "OKAY." "OH, NO." "OKAY." "OH, NO." "SHIT." "OH, NO." "SHIT." "GUESSYOU'REJUSTGONNAHAVE" "SHIT." "GUESSYOU'REJUSTGONNAHAVE  TO CHECK OUT THE CLUB ANOTHER" "GUESSYOU'REJUSTGONNAHAVE  TO CHECK OUT THE CLUB ANOTHER TIME." "TO CHECK OUT THE CLUB ANOTHER TIME." "BUT, HEY, LISTEN, UM, I HAVE TO" "TIME." "BUT, HEY, LISTEN, UM, I HAVE TO GO, SO I'LL JUST " " I'LL JUST" "BUT, HEY, LISTEN, UM, I HAVE TO GO, SO I'LL JUST " " I'LL JUST SEE YOU TOMORROW." "GO, SO I'LL JUST " " I'LL JUST SEE YOU TOMORROW." "KATHARINE,WH" "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "KATHARINE,WH-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] WOW." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "WHATYOULOOKINGFOR ,GIRLIE?" "[SCREAMS] [Europeanaccent]DON'TYOU" "[SCREAMS] [Europeanaccent]DON'TYOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN" "[Europeanaccent]DON'TYOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SCARING PEOPLE?" "HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SCARING PEOPLE?" "GET BACK TO WORK!" "SCARING PEOPLE?" "GET BACK TO WORK!" "I'M SORRY HE FRIGHTENED YOU." "GET BACK TO WORK!" "I'M SORRY HE FRIGHTENED YOU." "OH, DID YOU BRING THIS LOVELY" "I'M SORRY HE FRIGHTENED YOU." "OH, DID YOU BRING THIS LOVELY BASKET FOR THE " " LIZ?" "OH, DID YOU BRING THIS LOVELY BASKET FOR THE " " LIZ?" "OH,I HEARDSHEWAS SICK." "BASKET FOR THE " " LIZ?" "OH,I HEARDSHEWAS SICK." "BUT I-I DON'T WANT TO BE ANY" "OH,I HEARDSHEWAS SICK." "BUT I-I DON'T WANT TO BE ANY BOTHER." "BUT I-I DON'T WANT TO BE ANY BOTHER." "OH,NO." "NO TROUBLEATALL." "BOTHER." "OH,NO." "NO TROUBLEATALL." "YOUR NAME IS KATHARINE, YES?" "OH,NO." "NO TROUBLEATALL." "YOUR NAME IS KATHARINE, YES?" "[STAMMERS]" "YOUR NAME IS KATHARINE, YES?" "[STAMMERS] HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?" "[STAMMERS] HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?" "SHEMENTIONEDYOU." "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?" "SHEMENTIONEDYOU." "SHE SAID WE MIGHT EXPECT YOU." "SHEMENTIONEDYOU." "SHE SAID WE MIGHT EXPECT YOU." "COME IN." "I'LL GO PUT THESE IN SOME WATER." "WAIT HERE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "KATHARINE,QUEENOF THE DAISIES." "WHAT A NICE SURPRISE." "DAISIES." "WHAT A NICE SURPRISE." "MY NIECE TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE." "WHAT A NICE SURPRISE." "MY NIECE TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE." "THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY GIFT" "MY NIECE TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE." "THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY GIFT BASKET." "THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY GIFT BASKET." "IT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU." "BASKET." "IT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU." "I NOTICED YOU ADMIRING MY" "IT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU." "I NOTICED YOU ADMIRING MY PORTRAIT." "I NOTICED YOU ADMIRING MY PORTRAIT." "IT'S QUITE A GOOD LIKENESS," "PORTRAIT." "IT'S QUITE A GOOD LIKENESS, ISN'T IT?" "IT'S QUITE A GOOD LIKENESS, ISN'T IT?" "IT WAS PAINTED IN ITALY MANY" "ISN'T IT?" "IT WAS PAINTED IN ITALY MANY YEARS AGO." "IT WAS PAINTED IN ITALY MANY YEARS AGO." "[CHUCKLES]" "YEARS AGO." "[CHUCKLES] IT CAN'T BE SO LONG AGO." "[CHUCKLES] IT CAN'T BE SO LONG AGO." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE JUST AS" "IT CAN'T BE SO LONG AGO." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL NOW." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL NOW." "YOU'RETOOKIND,MYCHILD." "BEAUTIFUL NOW." "YOU'RETOOKIND,MYCHILD." "WHY DO YOU DO THIS FACE" "YOU'RETOOKIND,MYCHILD." "WHY DO YOU DO THIS FACE PAINTING, MY DEAR?" "WHY DO YOU DO THIS FACE PAINTING, MY DEAR?" "IS IT TO HIDE THE ACNE YOU" "PAINTING, MY DEAR?" "IS IT TO HIDE THE ACNE YOU SUFFER FROM?" "IS IT TO HIDE THE ACNE YOU SUFFER FROM?" "OH, MY SWEET GIRL." "SUFFER FROM?" "OH, MY SWEET GIRL." "THERE'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED" "OH, MY SWEET GIRL." "THERE'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF." "THERE'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF." "IT'S VERY NATURAL AT YOUR AGE," "OF." "IT'S VERY NATURAL AT YOUR AGE, WHEN A GIRL TRANSITIONS TO" "IT'S VERY NATURAL AT YOUR AGE, WHEN A GIRL TRANSITIONS TO WOMANHOOD." "WHEN A GIRL TRANSITIONS TO WOMANHOOD." "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GIVE YOU A" "WOMANHOOD." "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE MAKEOVER, YES?" "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE MAKEOVER, YES?" "I'VE JUST THE THING TO CLEAR" "LITTLE MAKEOVER, YES?" "I'VE JUST THE THING TO CLEAR THAT UP." "I'VE JUST THE THING TO CLEAR THAT UP." "REALLY?" "THAT UP." "REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME IT" "MM-HMM." "BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME IT WILL BE JUST BETWEEN US." "BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME IT WILL BE JUST BETWEEN US." "I CAN'T HAVE EVERY GIRL AT YOUR" "WILL BE JUST BETWEEN US." "I CAN'T HAVE EVERY GIRL AT YOUR SCHOOL RUNNING OVER HERE FOR A" "I CAN'T HAVE EVERY GIRL AT YOUR SCHOOL RUNNING OVER HERE FOR A FACIAL, NOW, CAN I?" "SCHOOL RUNNING OVER HERE FOR A FACIAL, NOW, CAN I?" "I-IWON'TTELLANYONE." "FACIAL, NOW, CAN I?" "I-IWON'TTELLANYONE." "I PROMISE." "I-IWON'TTELLANYONE." "I PROMISE." "NOTEVENYOURBESTFRIEND?" "I PROMISE." "NOTEVENYOURBESTFRIEND?" "WHAT'S HER NAME?" "NOTEVENYOURBESTFRIEND?" "WHAT'S HER NAME?" "LEAH?" "WHAT'S HER NAME?" "LEAH?" "YES." "NOTEVENLEAH." "LEAH?" "YES." "NOTEVENLEAH." "OH,BUTWE CANTRUSTHER." "YES." "NOTEVENLEAH." "OH,BUTWE CANTRUSTHER." "ITISSO IMPORTANTTOMETHAT" "OH,BUTWE CANTRUSTHER." "ITISSO IMPORTANTTOMETHAT THIS BE OUR LITTLE SECRET." "ITISSO IMPORTANTTOMETHAT THIS BE OUR LITTLE SECRET." "I-I-I-IPROMISE." "THIS BE OUR LITTLE SECRET." "I-I-I-IPROMISE." "GOOD." "I-I-I-IPROMISE." "GOOD." "THEN HOLD STILL." "THERE, THERE." "ALL BETTER." "SEE?" "[GASPS]" "SEE?" "[GASPS] [ GASPS ]" "THANKYOUFORCOMINGTOCHECK  ON ME TODAY." "PLEASE DON'T BE A STRANGER." "ON ME TODAY." "PLEASE DON'T BE A STRANGER." "YOU'RE WELCOME HERE ANYTIME." "PLEASE DON'T BE A STRANGER." "YOU'RE WELCOME HERE ANYTIME." "ILONA WILL SEE YOU OUT." "BAFFLEDPOLICEARESEARCHIG FOR LEADS TONIGHT IN THREE MISSING-PERSON CASES." "FOR LEADS TONIGHT IN THREE MISSING-PERSON CASES." "JUST DAYS AFTER THE" "MISSING-PERSON CASES." "JUST DAYS AFTER THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OUR LADY OF" "JUST DAYS AFTER THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OUR LADY OF THE WEEPING VIRGIN STUDENT" "DISAPPEARANCE OF OUR LADY OF THE WEEPING VIRGIN STUDENT NICOLE BENTO FROM A LOCAL" "THE WEEPING VIRGIN STUDENT NICOLE BENTO FROM A LOCAL LOVERS' LANE SPOT, 19-YEAR-OLD" "NICOLE BENTO FROM A LOCAL LOVERS' LANE SPOT, 19-YEAR-OLD CASTIDAD HERNANDEZ WAS REPORTED" "LOVERS' LANE SPOT, 19-YEAR-OLD CASTIDAD HERNANDEZ WAS REPORTED MISSING YESTERDAY BY HER" "CASTIDAD HERNANDEZ WAS REPORTED MISSING YESTERDAY BY HER EMPLOYER AFTER SHE DID NOT SHOW" "MISSING YESTERDAY BY HER EMPLOYER AFTER SHE DID NOT SHOW UP TO CLEAN THE WOMAN'S HOUSE." "EMPLOYER AFTER SHE DID NOT SHOW UP TO CLEAN THE WOMAN'S HOUSE." "AND FINALLY, LONGTIME" "UP TO CLEAN THE WOMAN'S HOUSE." "AND FINALLY, LONGTIME SAN GRIENTO HIGH SCHOOL" "AND FINALLY, LONGTIME SAN GRIENTO HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL PRUDENCE LOVEHEART IS" "SAN GRIENTO HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL PRUDENCE LOVEHEART IS ALSO MISSING AT THIS HOUR." "PRINCIPAL PRUDENCE LOVEHEART IS ALSO MISSING AT THIS HOUR." "WHAT?" "!" "ALSO MISSING AT THIS HOUR." "WHAT?" "!" "CITYOFFICIALSSAYTHAT" "WHAT?" "!" "CITYOFFICIALSSAYTHAT MISS LOVEHEART'S DISAPPEARANCE" "CITYOFFICIALSSAYTHAT MISS LOVEHEART'S DISAPPEARANCE MAY BE THE RESULT OF A CITATION" "MISS LOVEHEART'S DISAPPEARANCE MAY BE THE RESULT OF A CITATION SHE RECEIVED LAST MONTH FROM" "MAY BE THE RESULT OF A CITATION SHE RECEIVED LAST MONTH FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT AFTER" "SHE RECEIVED LAST MONTH FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT AFTER NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT THERE" "THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT AFTER NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT THERE WERE AT LEAST 30 CATS LIVING IN" "NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT THERE WERE AT LEAST 30 CATS LIVING IN HER HOME." "WERE AT LEAST 30 CATS LIVING IN HER HOME." "AUTHORITIES ARE INVESTIGATING" "HER HOME." "AUTHORITIES ARE INVESTIGATING BUT DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE" "AUTHORITIES ARE INVESTIGATING BUT DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE THREE MISSING-PERSON CASES ARE" "BUT DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE THREE MISSING-PERSON CASES ARE RELATED." "THREE MISSING-PERSON CASES ARE RELATED." "AND NOW LET'S TURN TO" "RELATED." "AND NOW LET'S TURN TO JIMMY NIMBUS IN OUR WEATHER" "AND NOW LET'S TURN TO JIMMY NIMBUS IN OUR WEATHER CENTER TO SEE IF JIMMY HAS ANY" "JIMMY NIMBUS IN OUR WEATHER CENTER TO SEE IF JIMMY HAS ANY SUNSHINE LINED UP FOR US THIS" "CENTER TO SEE IF JIMMY HAS ANY SUNSHINE LINED UP FOR US THIS WEEKEND." "SUNSHINE LINED UP FOR US THIS WEEKEND." "THANKYOU,CHERYL." "WEEKEND." "THANKYOU,CHERYL." "WELL, IT HAS BEEN UNUSUALLY" "THANKYOU,CHERYL." "WELL, IT HAS BEEN UNUSUALLY CHILLY FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR." "WELL, IT HAS BEEN UNUSUALLY CHILLY FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR." "IS IT GONNA WARM BACK UP?" "CHILLY FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR." "IS IT GONNA WARM BACK UP?" "SIT TIGHT IN YOUR IGLOO, AND" "IS IT GONNA WARM BACK UP?" "SIT TIGHT IN YOUR IGLOO, AND WE'LL FIND OUT " "SIT TIGHT IN YOUR IGLOO, AND WE'LL FIND OUT -- MAYBEI SHOULDJUSTGET AJOB" "WE'LL FIND OUT -- MAYBEI SHOULDJUSTGET AJOB AS A GODDAMN WEATHER GIRL." "MAYBEI SHOULDJUSTGET AJOB AS A GODDAMN WEATHER GIRL." "[ SIGHS ]" "AS A GODDAMN WEATHER GIRL." "[ SIGHS ] [ KEYS CLACKING ]" "YOU AGAIN?" "[ KEYS CLACKING ]" "NO SHIT." "[ KEYS CLACKING ] "ELIZABETH, A.K.A. ERZSéBET, BáTHORY, BORN 1560 INTO ONE OF" ""ELIZABETH, A.K.A. ERZSéBET, BáTHORY, BORN 1560 INTO ONE OF HUNGARY'S MOST POWERFUL NOBEL" "BáTHORY, BORN 1560 INTO ONE OF HUNGARY'S MOST POWERFUL NOBEL FAMILIES." "HUNGARY'S MOST POWERFUL NOBEL FAMILIES." "SHE IS BELIEVED TO BE ONE OF THE" "FAMILIES." "SHE IS BELIEVED TO BE ONE OF THE WORST SERIAL KILLERS IN" "SHE IS BELIEVED TO BE ONE OF THE WORST SERIAL KILLERS IN HISTORY."" "WORST SERIAL KILLERS IN HISTORY." [ KEYS CLACKING ]" "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] "IF HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS ARE ACCURATE, SHE MURDERED MORE THAN" ""IF HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS ARE ACCURATE, SHE MURDERED MORE THAN 600 YOUNG WOMEN, BELIEVING THAT" "ACCURATE, SHE MURDERED MORE THAN 600 YOUNG WOMEN, BELIEVING THAT IF SHE BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF 600 YOUNG WOMEN, BELIEVING THAT IF SHE BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS, SHE WOULD STAY YOUNG" "IF SHE BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS, SHE WOULD STAY YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER."" "[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]" "[CHOKING]" "[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]" "[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]" "[SHRIEKING] [GASPS] JESUS." "[GASPS] JESUS." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "JESUS." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] "SHE ADHERED TO STRICT RULES OF" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] "SHE ADHERED TO STRICT RULES OF WITCHCRAFT AND DEMANDED A" ""SHE ADHERED TO STRICT RULES OF WITCHCRAFT AND DEMANDED A CEREMONIAL SACRIFICE OF FIVE" "WITCHCRAFT AND DEMANDED A CEREMONIAL SACRIFICE OF FIVE VIRGINS AT EACH EQUINOX " "CEREMONIAL SACRIFICE OF FIVE VIRGINS AT EACH EQUINOX -- ALBAN EILER ON OR AROUND" "VIRGINS AT EACH EQUINOX -- ALBAN EILER ON OR AROUND MARCH 21st AND ALBAN ELVED ON OR" "ALBAN EILER ON OR AROUND MARCH 21st AND ALBAN ELVED ON OR AROUND SEPTEMBER 21st." "MARCH 21st AND ALBAN ELVED ON OR AROUND SEPTEMBER 21st." "SEPTEMBER 21st?" "SHIT." "KATHARINE." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "LEAH,WHAT'SGOINGON?" "IT'S ALMOST 1:00 IN THE MORNING." "IHAVETO TALKTOYOU." "IT'S ALMOST 1:00 IN THE MORNING." "IHAVETO TALKTOYOU." "[SIGHS]" "IHAVETO TALKTOYOU." "[SIGHS] CAN IT WAIT?" "[SIGHS] CAN IT WAIT?" "LEAH, IF MY GRANDPARENTS WAKE" "CAN IT WAIT?" "LEAH, IF MY GRANDPARENTS WAKE UP, WE'RE BOTH IN BIG TROUBLE." "LEAH, IF MY GRANDPARENTS WAKE UP, WE'RE BOTH IN BIG TROUBLE." "YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY THINK" "UP, WE'RE BOTH IN BIG TROUBLE." "YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY THINK YOU'RE KIND OF WEIRD." "YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY THINK YOU'RE KIND OF WEIRD." "BELIEVEME." "YOU'RE KIND OF WEIRD." "BELIEVEME." "IT'S LIFE OR DEATH." "BELIEVEME." "IT'S LIFE OR DEATH." "[SIGHS]ALL RIGHT." "IT'S LIFE OR DEATH." "[SIGHS]ALL RIGHT." "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "WOW." "YOURSKINLOOKSGREAT." "WHAT DID YOU DO?" "OH,UH,IT 'SJUSTATHING," "WHAT DID YOU DO?" "OH,UH,IT 'SJUSTATHING, YOU KNOW, FROM THAT " " THAT ONE" "OH,UH,IT 'SJUSTATHING, YOU KNOW, FROM THAT " " THAT ONE INFOMERCIAL." "YOU KNOW, FROM THAT " " THAT ONE INFOMERCIAL." "I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER." "INFOMERCIAL." "I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER." "SO, WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?" "I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER." "SO, WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?" "HERE." "CHECKIT OUT." "SO, WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?" "HERE." "CHECKIT OUT." "WHATISTHIS?" "HERE." "CHECKIT OUT." "WHATISTHIS?" "JUSTREADIT ." "WHATISTHIS?" "JUSTREADIT ." "I DID SOME RESEARCHING TONIGHT" "JUSTREADIT ." "I DID SOME RESEARCHING TONIGHT ON THAT CREEPY WOMAN YOU THINK" "I DID SOME RESEARCHING TONIGHT ON THAT CREEPY WOMAN YOU THINK IS SO COOL." "ON THAT CREEPY WOMAN YOU THINK IS SO COOL." "YOUDIDWHAT?" "!" "IS SO COOL." "YOUDIDWHAT?" "!" "SHH,SHH,SHH!" "YOUDIDWHAT?" "!" "SHH,SHH,SHH!" "LEAH,WHYWOULDYOU DOTHAT ?" "SHH,SHH,SHH!" "LEAH,WHYWOULDYOU DOTHAT ?" "JUSTREADIT FIRST," "LEAH,WHYWOULDYOU DOTHAT ?" "JUSTREADIT FIRST, KATHARINE." "JUSTREADIT FIRST, KATHARINE." "I PROMISE IT'LL EXPLAIN" "KATHARINE." "I PROMISE IT'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING." "IDON'TUNDERSTANDANY OF THIS, ABOUT SOME REAL-LIFE VAMPIRE WOMAN IN THE 1600s?" "THIS, ABOUT SOME REAL-LIFE VAMPIRE WOMAN IN THE 1600s?" "YEAH,I KNOW,BUTLOOK,THEIR" "VAMPIRE WOMAN IN THE 1600s?" "YEAH,I KNOW,BUTLOOK,THEIR NAMES ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME." "YEAH,I KNOW,BUTLOOK,THEIR NAMES ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME." "[SCOFFS]" "NAMES ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME." "[SCOFFS] "PRACTICALLY" BEING THE KEY WORD" "[SCOFFS] "PRACTICALLY" BEING THE KEY WORD HERE." ""PRACTICALLY" BEING THE KEY WORD HERE." "SO WHAT?" "HERE." "SO WHAT?" "SO,DON'TYOUTHINKIT'S A" "SO WHAT?" "SO,DON'TYOUTHINKIT'S A WEIRD COINCIDENCE THAT THIS" "SO,DON'TYOUTHINKIT'S A WEIRD COINCIDENCE THAT THIS COUNTESS USED TO SLAUGHTER" "WEIRD COINCIDENCE THAT THIS COUNTESS USED TO SLAUGHTER TEENAGE VIRGINS AND NOW THERE'S" "COUNTESS USED TO SLAUGHTER TEENAGE VIRGINS AND NOW THERE'S A WOMAN WITH PRACTICALLY THE" "TEENAGE VIRGINS AND NOW THERE'S A WOMAN WITH PRACTICALLY THE SAME NAME TEACHING ABSTINENCE TO" "A WOMAN WITH PRACTICALLY THE SAME NAME TEACHING ABSTINENCE TO GIRLS HERE?" "SAME NAME TEACHING ABSTINENCE TO GIRLS HERE?" "I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT THE" "GIRLS HERE?" "I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON " " JUST, LIKE, A" "I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON " " JUST, LIKE, A DISTANT ANCESTOR OR A COPYCAT OR" "SAME PERSON " " JUST, LIKE, A DISTANT ANCESTOR OR A COPYCAT OR SOMETHING " "DISTANT ANCESTOR OR A COPYCAT OR SOMETHING -- WHATAREYOUIMPLYING,LEAH ?" "SOMETHING -- WHATAREYOUIMPLYING,LEAH ?" "IT'S LATE, SO PLEASE JUST GET TO" "WHATAREYOUIMPLYING,LEAH ?" "IT'S LATE, SO PLEASE JUST GET TO THE POINT." "IT'S LATE, SO PLEASE JUST GET TO THE POINT." "I'MJUSTSAYING,WHATIFLIZ" "THE POINT." "I'MJUSTSAYING,WHATIFLIZ OR WHOEVER SHE IS IS CULTIVATING" "I'MJUSTSAYING,WHATIFLIZ OR WHOEVER SHE IS IS CULTIVATING HER OWN CROP OF VIRGINS HERE IN" "OR WHOEVER SHE IS IS CULTIVATING HER OWN CROP OF VIRGINS HERE IN SAN GRIENTO FOR SOME KIND OF" "HER OWN CROP OF VIRGINS HERE IN SAN GRIENTO FOR SOME KIND OF SIMILAR SATANIC SACRIFICE?" "SAN GRIENTO FOR SOME KIND OF SIMILAR SATANIC SACRIFICE?" "[LAUGHS]" "SIMILAR SATANIC SACRIFICE?" "[LAUGHS] YOU AKIDDING ME, RIGHT?" "[LAUGHS] YOU AKIDDING ME, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, YOU'VE " " YOU'VE HAD" "YOU AKIDDING ME, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, YOU'VE " " YOU'VE HAD SOME PARANOID CONSPIRACY" "I MEAN, YOU'VE " " YOU'VE HAD SOME PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES BEFORE, BUT THIS " "SOME PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES BEFORE, BUT THIS -- THIS IS REALLY A STRETCH." "THEORIES BEFORE, BUT THIS -- THIS IS REALLY A STRETCH." "NO,KATH." "THIS IS REALLY A STRETCH." "NO,KATH." "I'M NOT KIDDING." "NO,KATH." "I'M NOT KIDDING." "I'M REALLY WORRIED." "I'M NOT KIDDING." "I'M REALLY WORRIED." "EVER SINCE THE FIRST DAY SHE" "I'M REALLY WORRIED." "EVER SINCE THE FIRST DAY SHE CAME TO SCHOOL, I FELT LIKE" "EVER SINCE THE FIRST DAY SHE CAME TO SCHOOL, I FELT LIKE SOMETHING WAS OFF." "CAME TO SCHOOL, I FELT LIKE SOMETHING WAS OFF." "AND UNTIL I CAN PROVE THIS ONE" "SOMETHING WAS OFF." "AND UNTIL I CAN PROVE THIS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER..." "AND UNTIL I CAN PROVE THIS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER..." "I WANT YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM" "WAY OR ANOTHER..." "I WANT YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER." "I WANT YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER." "YOUKNOWWHATITHINK,LEAH?" "HER." "YOUKNOWWHATITHINK,LEAH?" "I THINK IT'S PATHETIC HOW YOU" "YOUKNOWWHATITHINK,LEAH?" "I THINK IT'S PATHETIC HOW YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO CONTROL ME" "I THINK IT'S PATHETIC HOW YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO CONTROL ME AND TO SIT IN JUDGMENT OF" "FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO CONTROL ME AND TO SIT IN JUDGMENT OF EVERYONE ELSE." "AND TO SIT IN JUDGMENT OF EVERYONE ELSE." "[ SCOFFS ]" "EVERYONE ELSE." "[ SCOFFS ] NO WONDER NO ONE LIKES YOU." "[ SCOFFS ] NO WONDER NO ONE LIKES YOU." "YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED TO STICK BY" "NO WONDER NO ONE LIKES YOU." "YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED TO STICK BY YOU ALL THESE YEARS, BUT " " BUT" "YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED TO STICK BY YOU ALL THESE YEARS, BUT " " BUT NOW I SEE THAT I'VE BEEN WASTING" "YOU ALL THESE YEARS, BUT " " BUT NOW I SEE THAT I'VE BEEN WASTING MY TIME." "NOW I SEE THAT I'VE BEEN WASTING MY TIME." "KATH,WHATTHEHELL." "MY TIME." "KATH,WHATTHEHELL." "TELL ME THERE'S A "BA-DUM CHING"" "KATH,WHATTHEHELL." "TELL ME THERE'S A "BA-DUM CHING" COMING." "TELL ME THERE'S A "BA-DUM CHING" COMING." "GOODLUCKWITHYOUR" "COMING." "GOODLUCKWITHYOUR FRONT-PAGE STORY." "GOODLUCKWITHYOUR FRONT-PAGE STORY." "IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT IT ALL" "FRONT-PAGE STORY." "IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT." "IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT." "HOPE THEY LET YOU OUT OF THE" "FIGURED OUT." "HOPE THEY LET YOU OUT OF THE LOONY BIN TO COLLECT YOUR" "HOPE THEY LET YOU OUT OF THE LOONY BIN TO COLLECT YOUR PULITZER." "♪I DON'TNEEDAGIRL  BYE,CHICAS!" "PUTTHEDRINKDOWN." "BYE,CHICAS!" "PUTTHEDRINKDOWN." "SERIOUSLY,YOUGUYSARE JUST" "PUTTHEDRINKDOWN." "SERIOUSLY,YOUGUYSARE JUST LIKE KHLOE AND LAMAR." "SERIOUSLY,YOUGUYSARE JUST LIKE KHLOE AND LAMAR." "WHYTHEFUCKAMI KHLOE?" "LIKE KHLOE AND LAMAR." "WHYTHEFUCKAMI KHLOE?" "[SIGHS]" "WHYTHEFUCKAMI KHLOE?" "[SIGHS] KELLY." "[SIGHS] KELLY." "WHAT?" "KELLY." "WHAT?" "DON'TFUCKUP ." "WHAT?" "DON'TFUCKUP ." "IWON'T." "DON'TFUCKUP ." "IWON'T." "HE'S JUST GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP" "IWON'T." "HE'S JUST GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP AND THEN HE'S OUTIE." "HE'S JUST GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP AND THEN HE'S OUTIE." "KELLY,FORREALS." "AND THEN HE'S OUTIE." "KELLY,FORREALS." "V.A.G. " " STAY SUCKER FREE." "KELLY,FORREALS." "V.A.G. " " STAY SUCKER FREE." "TOTES." "V.A.G. " " STAY SUCKER FREE." "TOTES." "HAVE A LITTLE TRUST, BITCHES." "TOTES." "HAVE A LITTLE TRUST, BITCHES." "♪I WANTTO LAYYOU ONYOUR" "HAVE A LITTLE TRUST, BITCHES." "♪I WANTTO LAYYOU ONYOUR  BACK WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD ♪" "♪I WANTTO LAYYOU ONYOUR  BACK WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD ♪ ♪ WANT TO GET YOU SOAKING WET" "BACK WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD ♪ ♪ WANT TO GET YOU SOAKING WET ♪ SOAK THE BEDSPREAD" "♪ WANT TO GET YOU SOAKING WET ♪ SOAK THE BEDSPREAD ♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE" "♪ SOAK THE BEDSPREAD ♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ♪ I CAN ACT SWEET" "♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ♪ I CAN ACT SWEET ♪ BUT WHEN NOBODY'S AROUND, DO" "♪ I CAN ACT SWEET ♪ BUT WHEN NOBODY'S AROUND, DO THE BACKSEAT ♪" "♪ BUT WHEN NOBODY'S AROUND, DO THE BACKSEAT ♪ OH,YEAH,BABYGIRL." "THE BACKSEAT ♪ OH,YEAH,BABYGIRL." "YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." "OH,YEAH,BABYGIRL." "YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." "IKNOW,TRAVIS." "YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." "IKNOW,TRAVIS." "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "IKNOW,TRAVIS." "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "BOO,I WANTTO GETWITHYOU" "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "BOO,I WANTTO GETWITHYOU SO BAD, IT HURTS." "BOO,I WANTTO GETWITHYOU SO BAD, IT HURTS." "IKNOW,BABY." "HERE." "SO BAD, IT HURTS." "IKNOW,BABY." "HERE." "[ ZIPPER OPENS ]" "IKNOW,BABY." "HERE." "[ ZIPPER OPENS ] NO." "[ ZIPPER OPENS ] NO." "NO." "NO." "NO." "YOU KNOW HOW I WANT TO LOVE YOU," "NO." "YOU KNOW HOW I WANT TO LOVE YOU, GIRL." "YOU KNOW HOW I WANT TO LOVE YOU, GIRL." "THE RIGHT WAY." "GIRL." "THE RIGHT WAY." "IKNOW,BUTICAN'T." "THE RIGHT WAY." "IKNOW,BUTICAN'T." "BABY,I 'MS-T-RUGGLINGHERE." "IKNOW,BUTICAN'T." "BABY,I 'MS-T-RUGGLINGHERE." "COME ON." "BABY,I 'MS-T-RUGGLINGHERE." "COME ON." "ASHLEYWILLKILLME." "COME ON." "ASHLEYWILLKILLME." "COMEON." "ASHLEYWILLKILLME." "COMEON." "HOW'S SHE GONNA KNOW?" "COMEON." "HOW'S SHE GONNA KNOW?" "YOU GONNA KEEP IT ON THE D.L." "HOW'S SHE GONNA KNOW?" "YOU GONNA KEEP IT ON THE D.L. WHATIFTHEY,LIKE,LOOK DOWN" "YOU GONNA KEEP IT ON THE D.L. WHATIFTHEY,LIKE,LOOK DOWN  THERE AND CHECK TO SEE IF, LIKE," "WHATIFTHEY,LIKE,LOOK DOWN  THERE AND CHECK TO SEE IF, LIKE, I'M REALLY STILL THERE?" "THERE AND CHECK TO SEE IF, LIKE, I'M REALLY STILL THERE?" "THAT'SABSO-LUDICROUS." "I'M REALLY STILL THERE?" "THAT'SABSO-LUDICROUS." "THIS IS SAN GRIENTO, BABY, NOT" "THAT'SABSO-LUDICROUS." "THIS IS SAN GRIENTO, BABY, NOT SAN GUANTANAMO." "THIS IS SAN GRIENTO, BABY, NOT SAN GUANTANAMO." "YOU'RE DOING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO" "SAN GUANTANAMO." "YOU'RE DOING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO ME HERE." "YOU'RE DOING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO ME HERE." "IDON'TKNOW." "ME HERE." "IDON'TKNOW." "THEY SAID IN V.A.G. THAT'S NOT" "IDON'TKNOW." "THEY SAID IN V.A.G. THAT'S NOT REALLY POSSIBLE, BUT..." "THEY SAID IN V.A.G. THAT'S NOT REALLY POSSIBLE, BUT..." "OH!" "REALLY POSSIBLE, BUT..." "OH!" "OH, GOD." "OH!" "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD!" "OH, GOD." "OH, GOD!" "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "♪I DON'TWANTTOSEEYOU HELLO,LEAH." "I SEE YOU'RE READING A" "HELLO,LEAH." "I SEE YOU'RE READING A FASCINATING STORY ABOUT ONE OF" "I SEE YOU'RE READING A FASCINATING STORY ABOUT ONE OF MY COUNTRYWOMEN." "FASCINATING STORY ABOUT ONE OF MY COUNTRYWOMEN." "IT'S A TERRIFYING TALE, ISN'T" "MY COUNTRYWOMEN." "IT'S A TERRIFYING TALE, ISN'T IT?" "IT'S A TERRIFYING TALE, ISN'T IT?" "YEAH,YOUCOULDSAY THAT." "IT?" "YEAH,YOUCOULDSAY THAT." "IT'S A FUNNY COINCIDENCE, THE" "YEAH,YOUCOULDSAY THAT." "IT'S A FUNNY COINCIDENCE, THE TWO OF YOU BOTH BEING IN THE" "IT'S A FUNNY COINCIDENCE, THE TWO OF YOU BOTH BEING IN THE VIRGIN BUSINESS." "TWO OF YOU BOTH BEING IN THE VIRGIN BUSINESS." "OH,YES." "VIRGIN BUSINESS." "OH,YES." "WELL, AFTER SO MUCH PAIN WAS" "OH,YES." "WELL, AFTER SO MUCH PAIN WAS CAUSED IN MY HOMELAND, V.A.G." "WELL, AFTER SO MUCH PAIN WAS CAUSED IN MY HOMELAND, V.A.G. WAS JUST MY WAY OF GIVING BACK" "CAUSED IN MY HOMELAND, V.A.G. WAS JUST MY WAY OF GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY." "WAS JUST MY WAY OF GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY." "OH,WHATALOVELYTHOUGHT," "TO THE COMMUNITY." "OH,WHATALOVELYTHOUGHT, ESPECIALLY WITH THE HIGH HOLIDAY" "OH,WHATALOVELYTHOUGHT, ESPECIALLY WITH THE HIGH HOLIDAY OF ALBAN ELVED NEARLY UPON US." "ESPECIALLY WITH THE HIGH HOLIDAY OF ALBAN ELVED NEARLY UPON US." "YOUREALLYSHOULDBECAREFUL," "OF ALBAN ELVED NEARLY UPON US." "YOUREALLYSHOULDBECAREFUL, MY DEAR." "YOUREALLYSHOULDBECAREFUL, MY DEAR." "A GIRL WHO NEVER WANTS TO JOIN" "MY DEAR." "A GIRL WHO NEVER WANTS TO JOIN IN WITH THE GROUP CAN FIND" "A GIRL WHO NEVER WANTS TO JOIN IN WITH THE GROUP CAN FIND HERSELF ON THE OUTSIDE OF THINGS" "IN WITH THE GROUP CAN FIND HERSELF ON THE OUTSIDE OF THINGS VERY QUICKLY." "HERSELF ON THE OUTSIDE OF THINGS VERY QUICKLY." "THANKSFORTHEADVICE." "VERY QUICKLY." "THANKSFORTHEADVICE." "I'M NOT PARTICULARLY CONCERNED" "THANKSFORTHEADVICE." "I'M NOT PARTICULARLY CONCERNED ABOUT THAT." "I'M NOT PARTICULARLY CONCERNED ABOUT THAT." "YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE STUPID" "ABOUT THAT." "YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE STUPID BIRTHERS IN THIS TOWN FOOLED," "YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE STUPID BIRTHERS IN THIS TOWN FOOLED, BUT NOT ME." "BIRTHERS IN THIS TOWN FOOLED, BUT NOT ME." "REALLY?" "BUT NOT ME." "REALLY?" "AND HOW IS YOUR PLAN TO EXPOSE" "REALLY?" "AND HOW IS YOUR PLAN TO EXPOSE ME WORKING OUT FOR YOU SO FAR?" "KATH." "UH..." "KATHARINE, CAN I " " CAN I TALK" "UH..." "KATHARINE, CAN I " " CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "KATHARINE, CAN I " " CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "I'MA LITTLEBUSYRIGHTNOW." "TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "I'MA LITTLEBUSYRIGHTNOW." "I'MREALLYSORRYIFI UPSET" "I'MA LITTLEBUSYRIGHTNOW." "I'MREALLYSORRYIFI UPSET YOU." "I'MREALLYSORRYIFI UPSET YOU." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER TO" "YOU." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?" "WE'LL HAVE AN OLD-SCHOOL SLUMBER" "MY HOUSE TONIGHT?" "WE'LL HAVE AN OLD-SCHOOL SLUMBER PARTY, YOU KNOW, WATCH COLBERT," "WE'LL HAVE AN OLD-SCHOOL SLUMBER PARTY, YOU KNOW, WATCH COLBERT, MAKE BROWNIES?" "PARTY, YOU KNOW, WATCH COLBERT, MAKE BROWNIES?" "I'MSORRY,BUTIHAVE PLANS" "MAKE BROWNIES?" "I'MSORRY,BUTIHAVE PLANS TONIGHT." "I'MSORRY,BUTIHAVE PLANS TONIGHT." "KATHARINE,PLEASE,IREALLY" "TONIGHT." "KATHARINE,PLEASE,IREALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU." "KATHARINE,PLEASE,IREALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU." "LOOK,I DON'TREALLYTHINK" "NEED TO TALK TO YOU." "LOOK,I DON'TREALLYTHINK THERE'S ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT." "LOOK,I DON'TREALLYTHINK THERE'S ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT." "I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE CHANGING" "THERE'S ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT." "I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE CHANGING AND WE'RE GROWING APART AND," "I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE CHANGING AND WE'RE GROWING APART AND, WELL, RIGHT NOW I NEED TO BE" "AND WE'RE GROWING APART AND, WELL, RIGHT NOW I NEED TO BE AROUND ENERGY THAT'S MORE" "WELL, RIGHT NOW I NEED TO BE AROUND ENERGY THAT'S MORE POSITIVE AND UPLIFTING, LIKE" "AROUND ENERGY THAT'S MORE POSITIVE AND UPLIFTING, LIKE V.A.G., AND LESS NEGATIVE AND" "POSITIVE AND UPLIFTING, LIKE V.A.G., AND LESS NEGATIVE AND PISSY LIKE YOU." "V.A.G., AND LESS NEGATIVE AND PISSY LIKE YOU." "I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I" "PISSY LIKE YOU." "I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I FEEL." "I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I FEEL." "AND I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IF" "FEEL." "AND I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULD RESPECT MY NEED FOR" "AND I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU WOULD RESPECT MY NEED FOR SPACE RIGHT NOW." "YOU WOULD RESPECT MY NEED FOR SPACE RIGHT NOW." "YOUCAN'TGO WITHTHEM" "SPACE RIGHT NOW." "YOUCAN'TGO WITHTHEM TONIGHT." "YOUCAN'TGO WITHTHEM TONIGHT." "SHESAIDSHEDOESN'TWANT TO" "TONIGHT." "SHESAIDSHEDOESN'TWANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU HEATHEN WHORE!" "SHESAIDSHEDOESN'TWANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU HEATHEN WHORE!" "WHAT?" "!" "TALK TO YOU, YOU HEATHEN WHORE!" "WHAT?" "!" "I'M NOT A WHORE, YOU BIMBO!" "WHAT?" "!" "I'M NOT A WHORE, YOU BIMBO!" "OH,NO?" "I'M NOT A WHORE, YOU BIMBO!" "OH,NO?" "THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN COMING" "OH,NO?" "THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN COMING TO V.A.G. TO LEARN TO RESPECT" "THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN COMING TO V.A.G. TO LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR BODY AS A TEMPLE OF PURITY?" "TO V.A.G. TO LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR BODY AS A TEMPLE OF PURITY?" "WE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT ANY GIRL" "YOUR BODY AS A TEMPLE OF PURITY?" "WE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT ANY GIRL AT THIS SCHOOL WHO DID NOT SIGN" "WE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT ANY GIRL AT THIS SCHOOL WHO DID NOT SIGN THE V.A.G. PLEDGE IS A WHORE." "AT THIS SCHOOL WHO DID NOT SIGN THE V.A.G. PLEDGE IS A WHORE." "IT'S NOT THE KIND OF PERSON THE" "THE V.A.G. PLEDGE IS A WHORE." "IT'S NOT THE KIND OF PERSON THE REST OF US WANT TO BE" "IT'S NOT THE KIND OF PERSON THE REST OF US WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH." "REST OF US WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH." "ALLRIGHT,LISTENTOME!" "ASSOCIATED WITH." "ALLRIGHT,LISTENTOME!" "LIZ BATHO IS NOT WHO SHE SAYS" "ALLRIGHT,LISTENTOME!" "LIZ BATHO IS NOT WHO SHE SAYS SHE IS, AND EVERYONE IN V.A.G." "LIZ BATHO IS NOT WHO SHE SAYS SHE IS, AND EVERYONE IN V.A.G. IS IN A LOT OF DANGER!" "SHE IS, AND EVERYONE IN V.A.G. IS IN A LOT OF DANGER!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IS IN A LOT OF DANGER!" "[ LAUGHTER ] WOW." "[ LAUGHTER ] WOW." "WOW." "WOW." "WOW." "KATHARINEWASRIGHT." "WOW." "KATHARINEWASRIGHT." "ANYTHING FOR YOUR STUPID BLOG." "KATHARINEWASRIGHT." "ANYTHING FOR YOUR STUPID BLOG." "I'M SURE YOUR FIVE READERS WOULD" "ANYTHING FOR YOUR STUPID BLOG." "I'M SURE YOUR FIVE READERS WOULD LOVE TO GET THE FULL SCOOP, BUT" "I'M SURE YOUR FIVE READERS WOULD LOVE TO GET THE FULL SCOOP, BUT SOME OF US HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE" "LOVE TO GET THE FULL SCOOP, BUT SOME OF US HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE TO LEAD." "SOME OF US HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE TO LEAD." "MM-HMM." "TO LEAD." "MM-HMM." "STOP THE SNITCHIN'." "MM-HMM." "STOP THE SNITCHIN'." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]" "THATWASREALLYMESSEDUP." "YEAH." "[ SCOFFS ]" "YEAH." "[ SCOFFS ] IDON'TKNOWWHAT'SGOINGON" "[ SCOFFS ] IDON'TKNOWWHAT'SGOINGON AROUND HERE, BUT IT'S PRETTY" "IDON'TKNOWWHAT'SGOINGON AROUND HERE, BUT IT'S PRETTY CREEPY, MORE SO THAN USUAL." "AROUND HERE, BUT IT'S PRETTY CREEPY, MORE SO THAN USUAL." "IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF" "CREEPY, MORE SO THAN USUAL." "IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF SUPER-BITCH IMPERIALIST COUP." "IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF SUPER-BITCH IMPERIALIST COUP." "[CHUCKLES]" "SUPER-BITCH IMPERIALIST COUP." "[CHUCKLES] WHATTHEYSAIDABOUTYOU..." "[CHUCKLES] WHATTHEYSAIDABOUTYOU..." "YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT, RIGHT?" "WHATTHEYSAIDABOUTYOU..." "YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT, RIGHT?" "I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH THE" "YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT, RIGHT?" "I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH THE COOLEST PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL," "I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH THE COOLEST PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL, IN THIS WHOLE CRAPPY, LITTLE" "COOLEST PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL, IN THIS WHOLE CRAPPY, LITTLE TOWN, AND THE ONLY ONE WITH THE" "IN THIS WHOLE CRAPPY, LITTLE TOWN, AND THE ONLY ONE WITH THE BALLS TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE" "TOWN, AND THE ONLY ONE WITH THE BALLS TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE HERE." "BALLS TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE HERE." "I, UM..." "HERE." "I, UM..." "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT." "I, UM..." "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT." "[CHUCKLES]" "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT." "[CHUCKLES] A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT'S DONE ME." "THANK YOU, PAUL." "I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT." "AND, UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO" "I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT." "AND, UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF, COMRADE." "AND, UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF, COMRADE." "VIVA LA revolución." "BAD YOURSELF, COMRADE." "VIVA LA revolución." "OCCUPYSANGRIENTO!" "VIVA LA revolución." "OCCUPYSANGRIENTO!" "♪WEWANTTOLIVE UNDERTHE" "OCCUPYSANGRIENTO!" "♪WEWANTTOLIVE UNDERTHE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND TEAR IT UP ♪" "♪WEWANTTOLIVE UNDERTHE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND TEAR IT UP ♪ ♪ WE COULD LOSE IT A LIKE A" "BRIGHT LIGHTS AND TEAR IT UP ♪ ♪ WE COULD LOSE IT A LIKE A LIMB ♪" "♪ WE COULD LOSE IT A LIKE A LIMB ♪ ♪ COULD YOU GIVE IT UP?" "LIMB ♪ ♪ COULD YOU GIVE IT UP?" "♪ AND ALL OUR HANDS ARE" "♪ COULD YOU GIVE IT UP?" "♪ AND ALL OUR HANDS ARE MUSKETS ♪" "♪ AND ALL OUR HANDS ARE MUSKETS ♪ PICKYOUUP TONIGHTFOR LIZ 'S" "MUSKETS ♪ PICKYOUUP TONIGHTFOR LIZ 'S PURITY JAM?" "PICKYOUUP TONIGHTFOR LIZ 'S PURITY JAM?" "HELLTOTHEYEAH." "PURITY JAM?" "HELLTOTHEYEAH." "THAT GONNA BE CRAY, YO." "HELLTOTHEYEAH." "THAT GONNA BE CRAY, YO." "RIGHT?" "THAT GONNA BE CRAY, YO." "RIGHT?" "♪WE'RESUMMERTIMEINTHE" "RIGHT?" "♪WE'RESUMMERTIMEINTHE FALL ♪" "ANDSO,KATHARINEAND THE  HILT" " THE OTHER GIRLS ARE BASICALLY BEING LINED UP FOR A" "HILT" " THE OTHER GIRLS ARE BASICALLY BEING LINED UP FOR A DEATH PANEL IF WE DON'T DO" "BASICALLY BEING LINED UP FOR A DEATH PANEL IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING." "DEATH PANEL IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING." "THISISJOURNALISM." "SOMETHING." "THISISJOURNALISM." "CREATIVE WRITING IS" "THISISJOURNALISM." "CREATIVE WRITING IS MRS. BRADSHAW DOWN THE HALL." "CREATIVE WRITING IS MRS. BRADSHAW DOWN THE HALL." "MR.ROWLAND,PLEASE,THISIS" "MRS. BRADSHAW DOWN THE HALL." "MR.ROWLAND,PLEASE,THISIS VERY SERIOUS." "MR.ROWLAND,PLEASE,THISIS VERY SERIOUS." "LEAH,YOU'VECAUSEDENOUGH" "VERY SERIOUS." "LEAH,YOU'VECAUSEDENOUGH TROUBLE FOR THIS PAPER TO LAST" "LEAH,YOU'VECAUSEDENOUGH TROUBLE FOR THIS PAPER TO LAST ME A LIFETIME." "TROUBLE FOR THIS PAPER TO LAST ME A LIFETIME." "BUTI - " "ME A LIFETIME." "BUTI - - NOW,WHATIWANTYOUTODOIS" "BUTI - - NOW,WHATIWANTYOUTODOIS TO GET OUT OF HERE AND WRITE" "NOW,WHATIWANTYOUTODOIS TO GET OUT OF HERE AND WRITE SOMETHING THAT I CAN ACTUALLY" "TO GET OUT OF HERE AND WRITE SOMETHING THAT I CAN ACTUALLY PRINT." "SOMETHING THAT I CAN ACTUALLY PRINT." "THISISSOMETHING!" "PRINT." "THISISSOMETHING!" "NOWGETOUTOFHERE ,ORI'M" "THISISSOMETHING!" "NOWGETOUTOFHERE ,ORI'M GONNA CUT YOU FROM THE STAFF." "NOWGETOUTOFHERE ,ORI'M GONNA CUT YOU FROM THE STAFF." "MR.ROWLAND" "GONNA CUT YOU FROM THE STAFF." "MR.ROWLAND--  OUT!" "MR.ROWLAND--  OUT!" "ITHINKTHAT'SSUSPICIOUS" "OUT!" "ITHINKTHAT'SSUSPICIOUS ENOUGH TO WARRANT AN" "ITHINKTHAT'SSUSPICIOUS ENOUGH TO WARRANT AN INVESTIGATION." "ENOUGH TO WARRANT AN INVESTIGATION." "I MEAN, DON'T YOU?" "INVESTIGATION." "I MEAN, DON'T YOU?" "BENNY,I THINKTHISONE 'SA" "I MEAN, DON'T YOU?" "BENNY,I THINKTHISONE 'SA LITTLE, UH..." "BENNY,I THINKTHISONE 'SA LITTLE, UH..." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "LITTLE, UH..." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "NAH,LOUIE." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "NAH,LOUIE." "SHE AIN'T CRAZY." "NAH,LOUIE." "SHE AIN'T CRAZY." "THIS IS THE GAL THAT WROTE THAT" "SHE AIN'T CRAZY." "THIS IS THE GAL THAT WROTE THAT CUTE, LITTLE PIECE FOR THE" "THIS IS THE GAL THAT WROTE THAT CUTE, LITTLE PIECE FOR THE HIGH-SCHOOL PAPER LAST YEAR THAT" "CUTE, LITTLE PIECE FOR THE HIGH-SCHOOL PAPER LAST YEAR THAT CALLED US RACISTS." "HIGH-SCHOOL PAPER LAST YEAR THAT CALLED US RACISTS." "OH,YEAH!" "CALLED US RACISTS." "OH,YEAH!" ""D.W.L."" "OH,YEAH!" ""D.W.L." DRIVING WHILE LATINO." ""D.W.L." DRIVING WHILE LATINO." "WHAT?" "DRIVING WHILE LATINO." "WHAT?" "ARE YOU HERE TO MAKE US LOOK" "WHAT?" "ARE YOU HERE TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF DOOFUSES AGAIN?" "ARE YOU HERE TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF DOOFUSES AGAIN?" "WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN." "LIKE A COUPLE OF DOOFUSES AGAIN?" "WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN." "SIR,I DIDMY BESTTOMAKE" "WELL, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN." "SIR,I DIDMY BESTTOMAKE  THAT PIECE FAIR AND BALANCED." "SIR,I DIDMY BESTTOMAKE  THAT PIECE FAIR AND BALANCED." "SORRY,MISSY." "THAT PIECE FAIR AND BALANCED." "SORRY,MISSY." "WE AIN'T FALLING FOR IT THIS" "SORRY,MISSY." "WE AIN'T FALLING FOR IT THIS TIME." "WE AIN'T FALLING FOR IT THIS TIME." "BENNY,LOUIE,PLEASE,THISIS" "TIME." "BENNY,LOUIE,PLEASE,THISIS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASSIST YOUR" "BENNY,LOUIE,PLEASE,THISIS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASSIST YOUR FELLOW CITIZEN!" "AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASSIST YOUR FELLOW CITIZEN!" "WAIT " " COME ON!" "FELLOW CITIZEN!" "WAIT " " COME ON!" "YOU'RE LETTING THE TERRORISTS" "WAIT " " COME ON!" "YOU'RE LETTING THE TERRORISTS WIN!" "YOU'RE LETTING THE TERRORISTS WIN!" "Hello?" "WIN!" "Hello?" "HI,MOM?" "Hello?" "HI,MOM?" "[ SIGHS ]" "HI,MOM?" "[ SIGHS ] DIDN'T YOU GET MY MESSAGES?" "[ SIGHS ] DIDN'T YOU GET MY MESSAGES?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK?" "DIDN'T YOU GET MY MESSAGES?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK?" "Honey,I 'matwork." "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK?" "Honey,I 'matwork." "I'm holding down two jobs," "Honey,I 'matwork." "I'm holding down two jobs, remember, to make sure you get" "I'm holding down two jobs, remember, to make sure you get to go to college next year while remember, to make sure you get to go to college next year while you run around causing nothing to go to college next year while you run around causing nothing but problems for us in this" "you run around causing nothing but problems for us in this town?" "but problems for us in this town?" "MOM,I 'MSORRY,BUTTHIS town?" "MOM,I 'MSORRY,BUTTHIS SITUATION IS VERY REAL AND IT'S" "MOM,I 'MSORRY,BUTTHIS SITUATION IS VERY REAL AND IT'S VERY BAD, AND I NEED YOUR HELP." "SITUATION IS VERY REAL AND IT'S VERY BAD, AND I NEED YOUR HELP." "Leah,I haveto getbackon" "VERY BAD, AND I NEED YOUR HELP." "Leah,I haveto getbackon the floor." "Leah,I haveto getbackon the floor." "We'll talk about this when I get the floor." "We'll talk about this when I get home." "We'll talk about this when I get home." "MOM,NO,WAIT-- home." "MOM,NO,WAIT-- SHIT!" "MOM,NO,WAIT-- SHIT!" "OH!" "WHAT NOW?" "SHIT!" "OH!" "WHAT NOW?" "HEADS UP, COMRADE." "OH!" "WHAT NOW?" "HEADS UP, COMRADE." "[ Dialing ]" "HEADS UP, COMRADE." "[ Dialing ] ♪YOUSTARTAPANIC♪" "[ Dialing ] ♪YOUSTARTAPANIC♪ [ CELLPHONE RINGS ]" "♪YOUSTARTAPANIC♪ [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] ♪ THE MACHINES, THEY KEEP US IN" "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] ♪ THE MACHINES, THEY KEEP US IN TIME ♪" "♪ THE MACHINES, THEY KEEP US IN TIME ♪ ♪ AND DON'T FORGET ♪" "TIME ♪ ♪ AND DON'T FORGET ♪ HELLO?" "♪ AND DON'T FORGET ♪ HELLO?" "Hi,Paul?" "HELLO?" "Hi,Paul?" "THAT'SMYNAME." "Hi,Paul?" "THAT'SMYNAME." "DON'T WEAR IT OUT." "THAT'SMYNAME." "DON'T WEAR IT OUT." "Hey,uh,thisisLeah ." "DON'T WEAR IT OUT." "Hey,uh,thisisLeah ." "YOU KNOW, LOCKER ABOVE YOURS," "Hey,uh,thisisLeah ." "YOU KNOW, LOCKER ABOVE YOURS, SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR, HEATHEN" "YOU KNOW, LOCKER ABOVE YOURS, SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR, HEATHEN WHORE." "SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR, HEATHEN WHORE." "HEY." "YEAH." "WHORE." "HEY." "YEAH." "HEY, WHAT'S, UH..." "HEY." "YEAH." "HEY, WHAT'S, UH..." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "HEY, WHAT'S, UH..." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHATAREYOUDOINGRIGHTNOW?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHATAREYOUDOINGRIGHTNOW?" "UM,YOUKNOW,I'M JUST" "WHATAREYOUDOINGRIGHTNOW?" "UM,YOUKNOW,I'M JUST CHILLING IN MY CRIB." "UM,YOUKNOW,I'M JUST CHILLING IN MY CRIB." "Oh,great." "CHILLING IN MY CRIB." "Oh,great." "REMEMBER HOW I SAID WE SHOULD" "Oh,great." "REMEMBER HOW I SAID WE SHOULD DISCUSS RADICAL POLITICS AND" "REMEMBER HOW I SAID WE SHOULD DISCUSS RADICAL POLITICS AND PHILOSOPHY SOMETIME?" "DISCUSS RADICAL POLITICS AND PHILOSOPHY SOMETIME?" "YEAH,ABSOLUTELY." "PHILOSOPHY SOMETIME?" "YEAH,ABSOLUTELY." "Well..." "YEAH,ABSOLUTELY." "Well..." "WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?" "Well..." "WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?" "TONIGHT?" "UM..." "YEAH." "WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?" "TONIGHT?" "UM..." "YEAH." "OKAY, COOL." "TONIGHT?" "UM..." "YEAH." "OKAY, COOL." "YEAH, TONIGHT'S " " TONIGHT'S" "OKAY, COOL." "YEAH, TONIGHT'S " " TONIGHT'S GOOD." "YEAH, TONIGHT'S " " TONIGHT'S GOOD." "UM..." "WHERE " " WHERE " " WHERE DO" "GOOD." "UM..." "WHERE " " WHERE " " WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET?" "UM..." "WHERE " " WHERE " " WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET?" "AREYOURPARENTSHOME?" "YOU WANT TO MEET?" "AREYOURPARENTSHOME?" "No,I 'matmy dad'splace," "AREYOURPARENTSHOME?" "No,I 'matmy dad'splace, and he's working the night" "No,I 'matmy dad'splace, and he's working the night shift." "and he's working the night shift." "PERFECT." "shift." "PERFECT." "I'LL BE RIGHT OVER." "PERFECT." "I'LL BE RIGHT OVER." "YOU'RECOMINGOVERHERE?" "I'LL BE RIGHT OVER." "YOU'RECOMINGOVERHERE?" "LIKE, NOW?" "YOU'RECOMINGOVERHERE?" "LIKE, NOW?" "PAUL,I 'MNOTCOMINGBYTOBE" "LIKE, NOW?" "PAUL,I 'MNOTCOMINGBYTOBE  IMPRESSED BY YOUR HOUSEKEEPING" "PAUL,I 'MNOTCOMINGBYTOBE  IMPRESSED BY YOUR HOUSEKEEPING SKILLS." "IMPRESSED BY YOUR HOUSEKEEPING SKILLS." "JUST BE READY TO LET ME IN IN 10" "SKILLS." "JUST BE READY TO LET ME IN IN 10 MINUTES." "[ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "HI." "[CLEARSTHROAT] [ SIGHS ]" "[CLEARSTHROAT] [ SIGHS ] COMEONIN ." "[ SIGHS ] COMEONIN ." "UH, I GOT ALL MY BOOKS OUT." "COMEONIN ." "UH, I GOT ALL MY BOOKS OUT." "MY COLLECTION'S PRETTY" "UH, I GOT ALL MY BOOKS OUT." "MY COLLECTION'S PRETTY EXTENSIVE, IF A LITTLE HEAVY ON" "MY COLLECTION'S PRETTY EXTENSIVE, IF A LITTLE HEAVY ON THE CAMUS." "EXTENSIVE, IF A LITTLE HEAVY ON THE CAMUS." "PRESIDENTIAL READING LIST AND" "THE CAMUS." "PRESIDENTIAL READING LIST AND ALL." "PRESIDENTIAL READING LIST AND ALL." "PAUL,AREWE ALONE?" "ALL." "PAUL,AREWE ALONE?" "UH,YEAH?" "PAUL,AREWE ALONE?" "UH,YEAH?" "IWANTTO DISCUSSDEBEAUVOIR" "UH,YEAH?" "IWANTTO DISCUSSDEBEAUVOIR NOW." "IWANTTO DISCUSSDEBEAUVOIR NOW." "OKAY." "NOW." "OKAY." "PAUL,DOYOUBELIEVETHAT" "OKAY." "PAUL,DOYOUBELIEVETHAT  ONE'S LIFE HAS VALUE SO LONG AS" "PAUL,DOYOUBELIEVETHAT  ONE'S LIFE HAS VALUE SO LONG AS ONE ATTRIBUTES VALUE TO THE LOVE" "ONE'S LIFE HAS VALUE SO LONG AS ONE ATTRIBUTES VALUE TO THE LOVE OF OTHERS?" "ONE ATTRIBUTES VALUE TO THE LOVE OF OTHERS?" "UH,YEAH." "OF OTHERS?" "UH,YEAH." "GOOD,GOOD." "THAT'SVERYGOOD ." "UH,YEAH." "GOOD,GOOD." "THAT'SVERYGOOD ." "DO YOU BELIEVE THAT WOMEN CAN" "GOOD,GOOD." "THAT'SVERYGOOD ." "DO YOU BELIEVE THAT WOMEN CAN FREE THEMSELVES, BOTH THROUGH" "DO YOU BELIEVE THAT WOMEN CAN FREE THEMSELVES, BOTH THROUGH INDIVIDUAL ACTION AS WELL AS..." "FREE THEMSELVES, BOTH THROUGH INDIVIDUAL ACTION AS WELL AS..." "COLLECTIVE DECISIONS?" "INDIVIDUAL ACTION AS WELL AS..." "COLLECTIVE DECISIONS?" "YEAH." "YES." "ABSOLUTELY." "COLLECTIVE DECISIONS?" "YEAH." "YES." "ABSOLUTELY." "DOYOUBELIEVETHATONEIS" "YEAH." "YES." "ABSOLUTELY." "DOYOUBELIEVETHATONEIS NOT BORN BUT RATHER BECOMES A" "DOYOUBELIEVETHATONEIS NOT BORN BUT RATHER BECOMES A WOMAN?" "NOT BORN BUT RATHER BECOMES A WOMAN?" "WELL,YES,BUTDON 'TFORGET" "WOMAN?" "WELL,YES,BUTDON 'TFORGET THAT DE BEAUVOIR SAID THAT EVEN" "WELL,YES,BUTDON 'TFORGET THAT DE BEAUVOIR SAID THAT EVEN THE MOST SYMPATHETIC OF MEN CAN" "THAT DE BEAUVOIR SAID THAT EVEN THE MOST SYMPATHETIC OF MEN CAN NEVER FULLY COMPREHEND A WOMAN'S" "THE MOST SYMPATHETIC OF MEN CAN NEVER FULLY COMPREHEND A WOMAN'S SITUATION." "NEVER FULLY COMPREHEND A WOMAN'S SITUATION." "SHH,SHH." "SITUATION." "SHH,SHH." "PAUL, WE'LL GET TO THAT." "SHH,SHH." "PAUL, WE'LL GET TO THAT." "RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A" "PAUL, WE'LL GET TO THAT." "RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR." "RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR." "YES." "FAVOR." "YES." "INEEDYOUTOHELP MEBECOME" "YES." "INEEDYOUTOHELP MEBECOME A WOMAN." "INEEDYOUTOHELP MEBECOME A WOMAN." "RIGHT NOW." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "THEREYOUARE." "HAS EVERYTHING BEEN PREPARED AS I ASKED?" "HAS EVERYTHING BEEN PREPARED AS I ASKED?" "YES,COUNTESS." "I ASKED?" "YES,COUNTESS." "GOOD." "YES,COUNTESS." "GOOD." "THEN WHERE IS THAT FOOL?" "GOOD." "THEN WHERE IS THAT FOOL?" "YOU RIDICULOUS MAN, NOBODY'S" "THEN WHERE IS THAT FOOL?" "YOU RIDICULOUS MAN, NOBODY'S GOING TO HURT YOU..." "YOU RIDICULOUS MAN, NOBODY'S GOING TO HURT YOU..." "IF YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS." "GOING TO HURT YOU..." "IF YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS." "REMEMBER, WHEN THE GIRLS ARRIVE," "IF YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS." "REMEMBER, WHEN THE GIRLS ARRIVE, WE ARE NOT TO BE DISTURBED FOR" "REMEMBER, WHEN THE GIRLS ARRIVE, WE ARE NOT TO BE DISTURBED FOR ANY REASON." "WE ARE NOT TO BE DISTURBED FOR ANY REASON." "IF SOMEONE TRIES TO ENTER THE" "ANY REASON." "IF SOMEONE TRIES TO ENTER THE PROPERTY, YOU ARE TO STOP THEM" "IF SOMEONE TRIES TO ENTER THE PROPERTY, YOU ARE TO STOP THEM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY." "PROPERTY, YOU ARE TO STOP THEM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "GO AWAY AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "GO AWAY AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD." "NOW, ILONA, LET US MAKE" "GO AWAY AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD." "NOW, ILONA, LET US MAKE OURSELVES READY FOR THE ARRIVAL" "NOW, ILONA, LET US MAKE OURSELVES READY FOR THE ARRIVAL OF OUR GUESTS OF HONOR." "OURSELVES READY FOR THE ARRIVAL OF OUR GUESTS OF HONOR." "AWW." "OF OUR GUESTS OF HONOR." "AWW." "WHY THAT SULLEN FACE?" "AWW." "WHY THAT SULLEN FACE?" "TONIGHT MY GLORY WILL BE" "WHY THAT SULLEN FACE?" "TONIGHT MY GLORY WILL BE RESTORED AND WE WILL SOON BE" "TONIGHT MY GLORY WILL BE RESTORED AND WE WILL SOON BE ABLE TO GO HOME." "RESTORED AND WE WILL SOON BE ABLE TO GO HOME." "[SIGHS]" "ABLE TO GO HOME." "[SIGHS] AND IF I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK," "[SIGHS] AND IF I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK, YOU WILL RELEASE ME SO THAT I" "AND IF I DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK, YOU WILL RELEASE ME SO THAT I MAY RETURN TO MY FAMILY?" "YOU WILL RELEASE ME SO THAT I MAY RETURN TO MY FAMILY?" "IFYOUDO EVERYTHINGIASK" "MAY RETURN TO MY FAMILY?" "IFYOUDO EVERYTHINGIASK CORRECTLY, PERHAPS." "IFYOUDO EVERYTHINGIASK CORRECTLY, PERHAPS." "BUTYOUPROMISED!" "CORRECTLY, PERHAPS." "BUTYOUPROMISED!" "[ GASPS ]" "THEDARKLORDMUSTBE APPEASED WITH OUR UNHOLY SACRIFICE TONIGHT, OR IT WILL" "APPEASED WITH OUR UNHOLY SACRIFICE TONIGHT, OR IT WILL ALL BE OVER FOR YOU AND YOUR" "SACRIFICE TONIGHT, OR IT WILL ALL BE OVER FOR YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS FAMILY." "ALL BE OVER FOR YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS FAMILY." "I WILL SEE TO THAT PERSONALLY." "NOW GO AND MAKE READY BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND COMPLETELY." "[SIGHS]" "CHANGE MY MIND COMPLETELY." "[SIGHS] YES, MISTRESS." "♪HOLDMY BREATH ♪ TILL THE SILENCE FALLS ♪ BLEED TO DEATH" "♪ TILL THE SILENCE FALLS ♪ BLEED TO DEATH [GASPS]" "♪ BLEED TO DEATH [GASPS] ♪I DON'TFEELATHING" "[GASPS] ♪I DON'TFEELATHING ♪ IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE" "♪I DON'TFEELATHING ♪ IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE ♪ THAT LOVES ME AS I AM?" "♪ IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE ♪ THAT LOVES ME AS I AM?" "WAIT." "WHEREAREYOU GOING?" "♪ THAT LOVES ME AS I AM?" "WAIT." "WHEREAREYOU GOING?" "ARE YOU LEAVING?" "WAIT." "WHEREAREYOU GOING?" "ARE YOU LEAVING?" "I'MSORRY,PAUL." "ARE YOU LEAVING?" "I'MSORRY,PAUL." "I HAVE TO GO." "I'MSORRY,PAUL." "I HAVE TO GO." "BUTWEDIDN'TEVENGETTO" "I HAVE TO GO." "BUTWEDIDN'TEVENGETTO SECOND-WAVE FEMINISM." "BUTWEDIDN'TEVENGETTO SECOND-WAVE FEMINISM." "IKNOW." "SECOND-WAVE FEMINISM." "IKNOW." "UM, I CAN'T TONIGHT." "IKNOW." "UM, I CAN'T TONIGHT." "I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW." "UM, I CAN'T TONIGHT." "I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW." "OKAY,UH,SOMETHING'SUP." "I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW." "OKAY,UH,SOMETHING'SUP." "IS IT, UH, SOMETHING THAT I DID" "OKAY,UH,SOMETHING'SUP." "IS IT, UH, SOMETHING THAT I DID OR " " OR DIDN'T DO WHEN WE, YOU" "IS IT, UH, SOMETHING THAT I DID OR " " OR DIDN'T DO WHEN WE, YOU KNOW?" "OR " " OR DIDN'T DO WHEN WE, YOU KNOW?" "OH,NO." "KNOW?" "OH,NO." "NO, YOU WERE GREAT, ACTUALLY." "OH,NO." "NO, YOU WERE GREAT, ACTUALLY." "REALLY?" "COOL." "NO, YOU WERE GREAT, ACTUALLY." "REALLY?" "COOL." "YEAH,I JUSTDON'THAVETIME" "REALLY?" "COOL." "YEAH,I JUSTDON'THAVETIME  TO, YOU KNOW, BASK IN THE" "YEAH,I JUSTDON'THAVETIME  TO, YOU KNOW, BASK IN THE AFTERGLOW RIGHT NOW, IS ALL." "TO, YOU KNOW, BASK IN THE AFTERGLOW RIGHT NOW, IS ALL." "I'MGONNABE TOTALLYHONEST" "AFTERGLOW RIGHT NOW, IS ALL." "I'MGONNABE TOTALLYHONEST HERE." "I'MGONNABE TOTALLYHONEST HERE." "UM..." "THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME." "HERE." "UM..." "THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME." "AND I'M " " I'M PRETTY SURE THAT" "UM..." "THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME." "AND I'M " " I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME, TOO," "AND I'M " " I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME, TOO, WHICH IS TOTALLY COOL BECAUSE IT" "THAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME, TOO, WHICH IS TOTALLY COOL BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL." "WHICH IS TOTALLY COOL BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL." "I DON'T MEAN, LIKE, RETARDED." "WAS REALLY SPECIAL." "I DON'T MEAN, LIKE, RETARDED." "I MEAN " "I DON'T MEAN, LIKE, RETARDED." "I MEAN -- NO,ITWASSPECIALAND" "I MEAN -- NO,ITWASSPECIALAND MAGICAL AND ALL THAT FOR ME," "NO,ITWASSPECIALAND MAGICAL AND ALL THAT FOR ME, TOO." "MAGICAL AND ALL THAT FOR ME, TOO." "PLEASE, PAUL, I'LL CALL YOU" "TOO." "PLEASE, PAUL, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW." "PLEASE, PAUL, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW." "I JUST HAVE A SITUATION THAT" "TOMORROW." "I JUST HAVE A SITUATION THAT DEMANDS MY FULL ATTENTION AT THE" "I JUST HAVE A SITUATION THAT DEMANDS MY FULL ATTENTION AT THE MOMENT, SO " "DEMANDS MY FULL ATTENTION AT THE MOMENT, SO -- WHATEVER'SGOINGON ,YOU" "MOMENT, SO -- WHATEVER'SGOINGON ,YOU CLEARLY NEED SOMEONE TO TRUST." "WHATEVER'SGOINGON ,YOU CLEARLY NEED SOMEONE TO TRUST." "AND I-I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'M" "CLEARLY NEED SOMEONE TO TRUST." "AND I-I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'M THAT GUY." "AND I-I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'M THAT GUY." "[SIGHS]THANKYOU, BUTI ..." "THAT GUY." "[SIGHS]THANKYOU, BUTI ..." "I THINK I HAVE TO HANDLE THIS" "[SIGHS]THANKYOU, BUTI ..." "I THINK I HAVE TO HANDLE THIS ALONE." "I THINK I HAVE TO HANDLE THIS ALONE." "NO,YOUDON'T." "ALONE." "NO,YOUDON'T." "LOOK, I'M TOTALLY DOWN WITH THIS" "NO,YOUDON'T." "LOOK, I'M TOTALLY DOWN WITH THIS STRONG-WOMAN THING, BUT NO" "LOOK, I'M TOTALLY DOWN WITH THIS STRONG-WOMAN THING, BUT NO PERSON CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING ON" "STRONG-WOMAN THING, BUT NO PERSON CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING ON HER OWN." "PERSON CAN HANDLE EVERYTHING ON HER OWN." "NOT HILLARY, NOT BUFFY, NOT EVEN" "HER OWN." "NOT HILLARY, NOT BUFFY, NOT EVEN YOU, SO PLEASE JUST..." "NOT HILLARY, NOT BUFFY, NOT EVEN YOU, SO PLEASE JUST..." "TALK TO ME." "YOU, SO PLEASE JUST..." "TALK TO ME." "[SIGHS]" "TALK TO ME." "[SIGHS] YOU'RE GONNA THINK I'M CRAZY." "[SIGHS] YOU'RE GONNA THINK I'M CRAZY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YOU'RE GONNA THINK I'M CRAZY." "[ CHUCKLES ] EVERYONE THINKS I'M CRAZY." "[ CHUCKLES ] EVERYONE THINKS I'M CRAZY." "IALREADYTHINKTHATYOU'RE" "EVERYONE THINKS I'M CRAZY." "IALREADYTHINKTHATYOU'RE CRAZY, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT" "IALREADYTHINKTHATYOU'RE CRAZY, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT YOU'RE..." "CRAZY, BUT I ALSO THINK THAT YOU'RE..." "AMAZING." "YOU'RE..." "AMAZING." "AT LEAST I CAN LISTEN, AND MAYBE" "AMAZING." "AT LEAST I CAN LISTEN, AND MAYBE I CAN EVEN HELP." "AT LEAST I CAN LISTEN, AND MAYBE I CAN EVEN HELP." "OKAY." "I CAN EVEN HELP." "OKAY." "BUT GET DRESSED." "OKAY." "BUT GET DRESSED." "I NEED YOU TO DRIVE ME" "BUT GET DRESSED." "I NEED YOU TO DRIVE ME SOMEWHERE, AND WE DON'T HAVE" "I NEED YOU TO DRIVE ME SOMEWHERE, AND WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME." "SOMEWHERE, AND WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "SO,WHAT'STHEPLANTOBRING  DOWN THE MARY KAY LADY FROM HELL?" "DOWN THE MARY KAY LADY FROM HELL?" "PRIORITYNUMBERONEISJUST" "HELL?" "PRIORITYNUMBERONEISJUST  TO GET KATHARINE THE HELL OUT OF" "PRIORITYNUMBERONEISJUST  TO GET KATHARINE THE HELL OUT OF THERE." "TO GET KATHARINE THE HELL OUT OF THERE." "AND IF BAD SHIT'S GOING DOWN," "THERE." "AND IF BAD SHIT'S GOING DOWN, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL 911," "AND IF BAD SHIT'S GOING DOWN, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL 911, 'CAUSE I'M SURE THEY'VE GOT MY" "YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL 911, 'CAUSE I'M SURE THEY'VE GOT MY NUMBER ON SOME LIST OF PEOPLE TO" "'CAUSE I'M SURE THEY'VE GOT MY NUMBER ON SOME LIST OF PEOPLE TO LET DIE." "NUMBER ON SOME LIST OF PEOPLE TO LET DIE." "YEAH,BUTWHAT'STHE PLAN" "LET DIE." "YEAH,BUTWHAT'STHE PLAN MORE SPECIFICALLY, LIKE, IF" "YEAH,BUTWHAT'STHE PLAN MORE SPECIFICALLY, LIKE, IF SHE'S THIS EVIL COUNTESS WITH" "MORE SPECIFICALLY, LIKE, IF SHE'S THIS EVIL COUNTESS WITH SUPERPOWERS AND WE ALONE HAVE TO" "SHE'S THIS EVIL COUNTESS WITH SUPERPOWERS AND WE ALONE HAVE TO STOP HER?" "SUPERPOWERS AND WE ALONE HAVE TO STOP HER?" "JUST,YOUKNOW..." "STOP HER?" "JUST,YOUKNOW..." "DON'T RETREAT, RELOAD." "JUST,YOUKNOW..." "DON'T RETREAT, RELOAD." "RELOADWHAT?" "DON'T RETREAT, RELOAD." "RELOADWHAT?" "OURCOURAGEANDTHESETWO" "RELOADWHAT?" "OURCOURAGEANDTHESETWO STEAK KNIVES I TOOK FROM YOUR" "OURCOURAGEANDTHESETWO STEAK KNIVES I TOOK FROM YOUR KITCHEN." "STEAK KNIVES I TOOK FROM YOUR KITCHEN." "[Laughing]YOU DON 'THAVEA" "KITCHEN." "[Laughing]YOU DON 'THAVEA PLAN, DO YOU?" "[Laughing]YOU DON 'THAVEA PLAN, DO YOU?" "ALLRIGHT,IDON 'THAVENOTES" "PLAN, DO YOU?" "ALLRIGHT,IDON 'THAVENOTES WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF MY HAND" "ALLRIGHT,IDON 'THAVENOTES WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF MY HAND FOR THIS ONE, BUT LISTEN, SHE'S" "WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF MY HAND FOR THIS ONE, BUT LISTEN, SHE'S GOT TO GET BLOOD FROM ALL FIVE" "FOR THIS ONE, BUT LISTEN, SHE'S GOT TO GET BLOOD FROM ALL FIVE VIRGINS ON ALBAN ELVED, OR THE" "GOT TO GET BLOOD FROM ALL FIVE VIRGINS ON ALBAN ELVED, OR THE GIG IS UP, RIGHT?" "VIRGINS ON ALBAN ELVED, OR THE GIG IS UP, RIGHT?" "SO I FIGURE BETWEEN THE TWO OF" "GIG IS UP, RIGHT?" "SO I FIGURE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE CAN EITHER SNEAK" "SO I FIGURE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE CAN EITHER SNEAK KATHARINE OUT OF THERE BY" "US, WE CAN EITHER SNEAK KATHARINE OUT OF THERE BY MIDNIGHT OR OVERPOWER ONE BLOOD" "KATHARINE OUT OF THERE BY MIDNIGHT OR OVERPOWER ONE BLOOD COUNTESS WHILE WE TAKE HER BY" "MIDNIGHT OR OVERPOWER ONE BLOOD COUNTESS WHILE WE TAKE HER BY FORCE." "COUNTESS WHILE WE TAKE HER BY FORCE." "NO,NO,YOU'RERIGHT." "FORCE." "NO,NO,YOU'RERIGHT." "WE'LL IMPROVISE." "NO,NO,YOU'RERIGHT." "WE'LL IMPROVISE." "LET'S DO THIS THING!" "WE'LL IMPROVISE." "LET'S DO THIS THING!" "PAUL,AREYOUSUREYOUWANT" "LET'S DO THIS THING!" "PAUL,AREYOUSUREYOUWANT TO DO THIS WITH ME?" "PAUL,AREYOUSUREYOUWANT TO DO THIS WITH ME?" "BECAUSE..." "TO DO THIS WITH ME?" "BECAUSE..." "IF I'M WRONG AND WE GET CAUGHT," "BECAUSE..." "IF I'M WRONG AND WE GET CAUGHT, I COULD JUST BE GETTING YOU INTO" "IF I'M WRONG AND WE GET CAUGHT, I COULD JUST BE GETTING YOU INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE." "I COULD JUST BE GETTING YOU INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE." "LEAH,IT'STRESPASSING,NOT" "A LOT OF TROUBLE." "LEAH,IT'STRESPASSING,NOT  GRAND THEFT AUTO." "LEAH,IT'STRESPASSING,NOT  GRAND THEFT AUTO." "AND I'M A MINOR WITH NO PRIOR" "GRAND THEFT AUTO." "AND I'M A MINOR WITH NO PRIOR RECORD WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF" "AND I'M A MINOR WITH NO PRIOR RECORD WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE YOUNG PHILOSOPHERS CLUB." "RECORD WHO'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE YOUNG PHILOSOPHERS CLUB." "I DON'T THINK I'LL GET IN THAT" "THE YOUNG PHILOSOPHERS CLUB." "I DON'T THINK I'LL GET IN THAT MUCH TROUBLE." "I DON'T THINK I'LL GET IN THAT MUCH TROUBLE." "MAYBENOT,BUTYOU 'LLBEA" "MUCH TROUBLE." "MAYBENOT,BUTYOU 'LLBEA  PARIAH AT SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF" "MAYBENOT,BUTYOU 'LLBEA  PARIAH AT SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR." "PARIAH AT SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR." "DIDI MENTIONTHEYOUNG" "THE YEAR." "DIDI MENTIONTHEYOUNG PHILOSOPHERS CLUB?" "DIDI MENTIONTHEYOUNG PHILOSOPHERS CLUB?" "[CHUCKLES]" "PHILOSOPHERS CLUB?" "[CHUCKLES] YEAH." "[CHUCKLES] YEAH." "WE MAKE "GLEE" LOOK LIKE THE" "YEAH." "WE MAKE "GLEE" LOOK LIKE THE HOMECOMING COURT." "WE MAKE "GLEE" LOOK LIKE THE HOMECOMING COURT." "AND BESIDES..." "HOMECOMING COURT." "AND BESIDES..." "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WRONG." "AND BESIDES..." "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WRONG." "WELL,ITCOULDBEVERY" "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WRONG." "WELL,ITCOULDBEVERY  DANGEROUS." "WELL,ITCOULDBEVERY  DANGEROUS." "WELL,THENICAN 'TLET YOU GO" "DANGEROUS." "WELL,THENICAN 'TLET YOU GO ALONE." "WELL,THENICAN 'TLET YOU GO ALONE." "FINE." "ALONE." "FINE." "BUT WE STAY TOGETHER UNLESS" "FINE." "BUT WE STAY TOGETHER UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, GOT IT?" "BUT WE STAY TOGETHER UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, GOT IT?" "GOTIT." "DAMN." "THISIS FULLYV.I.P., BITCHES." "WE'RELIKETHEGIRLSNEXT" "BITCHES." "WE'RELIKETHEGIRLSNEXT  DOOR PARTYING AT THE MANSION," "WE'RELIKETHEGIRLSNEXT  DOOR PARTYING AT THE MANSION, YO!" "DOOR PARTYING AT THE MANSION, YO!" "ANDNOW,MY DEARS,IHAVE ONE" "YO!" "ANDNOW,MY DEARS,IHAVE ONE MORE SURPRISE FOR YOU BEFORE I" "ANDNOW,MY DEARS,IHAVE ONE MORE SURPRISE FOR YOU BEFORE I GIVE YOU YOUR SPECIAL GIFTS." "MORE SURPRISE FOR YOU BEFORE I GIVE YOU YOUR SPECIAL GIFTS." "YOUR MOTHERS ARE HERE TO JOIN US" "GIVE YOU YOUR SPECIAL GIFTS." "YOUR MOTHERS ARE HERE TO JOIN US FOR OUR CELEBRATION." "YOUR MOTHERS ARE HERE TO JOIN US FOR OUR CELEBRATION." "I'VE BEEN GIVING THEM LITTLE SPA" "FOR OUR CELEBRATION." "I'VE BEEN GIVING THEM LITTLE SPA TREATMENTS THIS PAST WEEK, AND I" "I'VE BEEN GIVING THEM LITTLE SPA TREATMENTS THIS PAST WEEK, AND I THINK YOU WILL BE QUITE" "TREATMENTS THIS PAST WEEK, AND I THINK YOU WILL BE QUITE SURPRISED AT THEIR" "THINK YOU WILL BE QUITE SURPRISED AT THEIR TRANSFORMATION." "SURPRISED AT THEIR TRANSFORMATION." "BRITNEY, I'M SO SORRY YOUR" "TRANSFORMATION." "BRITNEY, I'M SO SORRY YOUR MOTHER COULDN'T BE HERE TO JOIN" "BRITNEY, I'M SO SORRY YOUR MOTHER COULDN'T BE HERE TO JOIN US." "MOTHER COULDN'T BE HERE TO JOIN US." "STILLONHERALCO-HOLIDAY?" "US." "STILLONHERALCO-HOLIDAY?" "IT'SSOCHAOTIC." "STILLONHERALCO-HOLIDAY?" "IT'SSOCHAOTIC." "CAN YOU HANDLE MY TRUTH?" "IT'SSOCHAOTIC." "CAN YOU HANDLE MY TRUTH?" "LADIES?" "WHOA." "MOMMY?" "HELLO,DARLING." "MOMMY?" "HELLO,DARLING." "SHIT,MOM." "HELLO,DARLING." "SHIT,MOM." "YOU LOOK..." "AMAZE-BALLS." "SHIT,MOM." "YOU LOOK..." "AMAZE-BALLS." "YES,DEAR." "YOU LOOK..." "AMAZE-BALLS." "YES,DEAR." "TONIGHT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING." "YES,DEAR." "TONIGHT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "[ GATE CREAKS ]" "OKAY." "SHE'S IN THERE WITH THE BACHMANNS AND THE" "SHE'S IN THERE WITH THE BACHMANNS AND THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB," BUT I DON'T" "BACHMANNS AND THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB," BUT I DON'T SEE KATHARINE." ""BAD GIRLS CLUB," BUT I DON'T SEE KATHARINE." "YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THEM." "SEE KATHARINE." "YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THEM." "I'M GONNA GO AROUND TO THE BACK" "YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THEM." "I'M GONNA GO AROUND TO THE BACK DOOR AND SEE IF IT'S OPEN." "I'M GONNA GO AROUND TO THE BACK DOOR AND SEE IF IT'S OPEN." "WAIT." "DOOR AND SEE IF IT'S OPEN." "WAIT." "YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA SPLIT" "WAIT." "YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA SPLIT UP." "YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA SPLIT UP." "IKNOW,BUTYOU CAN SEE" "UP." "IKNOW,BUTYOU CAN SEE  EVERYONE FROM HERE." "IKNOW,BUTYOU CAN SEE  EVERYONE FROM HERE." "I'LL TEXT YOU IF I FIND A WAY" "EVERYONE FROM HERE." "I'LL TEXT YOU IF I FIND A WAY IN." "I'LL TEXT YOU IF I FIND A WAY IN." "OKAY." "BECAREFUL." "IN." "OKAY." "BECAREFUL." "YOU,TOO." "HELLO,GIRLIE." "NO." "NO." "[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]" "HOLYSHIT!" "OH,MYGOD!" "[GASPS]" "OH,MYGOD!" "[GASPS] LOOK AT THIS ONE." "[GASPS] LOOK AT THIS ONE." "LOOK AT THIS ONE." "LOOK AT THIS ONE." "LOOK AT THIS ONE." "OH,MYGOD." "OKAY." "LOOK AT THIS ONE." "OH,MYGOD." "OKAY." "ASHLEY,CHECKIT ." "CHECKIT." "OH,MYGOD." "OKAY." "ASHLEY,CHECKIT ." "CHECKIT." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "[ METAL SCRAPING ]" "[ CLATTER ] [Muffled]NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "LEAH!" "LEAH, WHERE ARE YOU?" "[Muffled]PAUL,LOOK OUT!" "PAUL!" "[Muffled]PAUL,LOOK OUT!" "PAUL!" "[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]" "[ THUDDING ]" "[SNIFFING]" "[SCREAMS]" "HI." "I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE OTHER DAY." "I REMEMBER YOU FROM THE OTHER DAY." "CAN YOU " " CAN YOU PLEASE TALK" "DAY." "CAN YOU " " CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO ME?" "CAN YOU " " CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO ME?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "TO ME?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "PLEASE?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "PLEASE?" "YOU'LLFINDOUTSOONENOUGH," "PLEASE?" "YOU'LLFINDOUTSOONENOUGH, AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T" "YOU'LLFINDOUTSOONENOUGH, AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T ASKED." "AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T ASKED." "IT'S MORE HORRIBLE THAN ANYTHING" "ASKED." "IT'S MORE HORRIBLE THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER IMAGINED." "IT'S MORE HORRIBLE THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER IMAGINED." "LIZISGOINGTOBEVERY" "YOU'VE EVER IMAGINED." "LIZISGOINGTOBEVERY DISPLEASED WHEN SHE SEES ME TIED" "LIZISGOINGTOBEVERY DISPLEASED WHEN SHE SEES ME TIED UP LIKE THIS." "DISPLEASED WHEN SHE SEES ME TIED UP LIKE THIS." "I'M A GUEST OF HONOR HERE." "UP LIKE THIS." "I'M A GUEST OF HONOR HERE." "YOU'RENOTAGUEST." "I'M A GUEST OF HONOR HERE." "YOU'RENOTAGUEST." "YOU'RE A PRISONER." "YOU'RENOTAGUEST." "YOU'RE A PRISONER." "JUST LIKE I AM." "YOU'RE A PRISONER." "JUST LIKE I AM." "JUST LIKE WHAT EVERYONE WHO" "JUST LIKE I AM." "JUST LIKE WHAT EVERYONE WHO ENTERS THIS HOUSE BECOMES." "JUST LIKE WHAT EVERYONE WHO ENTERS THIS HOUSE BECOMES." "[Voicebreaking]NO !" "ENTERS THIS HOUSE BECOMES." "[Voicebreaking]NO !" "SHE LOVES ME!" "[Voicebreaking]NO !" "SHE LOVES ME!" "SHE TOLD ME SO!" "SHE LOVES ME!" "SHE TOLD ME SO!" "DON'TYOUSEE?" "SHE TOLD ME SO!" "DON'TYOUSEE?" "SHE DOESN'T LOVE ANYONE BUT" "DON'TYOUSEE?" "SHE DOESN'T LOVE ANYONE BUT HERSELF." "SHE DOESN'T LOVE ANYONE BUT HERSELF." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "HERSELF." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] I'M SORRY." "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] I'M SORRY." "I CANNOT HELP YOU." "I'M SORRY." "I CANNOT HELP YOU." "NO,NO,NO !" "PLEASEDON 'TGO!" "I CANNOT HELP YOU." "NO,NO,NO !" "PLEASEDON 'TGO!" "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T!" "NO,NO,NO !" "PLEASEDON 'TGO!" "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T!" "TALK TO ME!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T!" "TALK TO ME!" "PLEASE!" "NO." "TALK TO ME!" "PLEASE!" "NO." "EW,EW,EW ,EW ,EW ." "NO." "EW,EW,EW ,EW ,EW ." "[ GROANS ]" "YES." "[ DOOR RATTLING ]" "[Muffled]GOD DAMN!" "GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME." "OHH!" "OHH!" "[GROANS] [ GRUNTS ]" "[GROANS] [ GRUNTS ] NICEJOBTHERE." "[ GRUNTS ] NICEJOBTHERE." "BUT YOU GOT TO STOP USING SEX AS" "NICEJOBTHERE." "BUT YOU GOT TO STOP USING SEX AS A WEAPON." "BUT YOU GOT TO STOP USING SEX AS A WEAPON." "IKNOW." "A WEAPON." "IKNOW." "WE STILL GOT TO FIND KATHARINE." "IKNOW." "WE STILL GOT TO FIND KATHARINE." "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME." "WE STILL GOT TO FIND KATHARINE." "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME." "WHATHAPPENEDTO YOURSHOE?" "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME." "WHATHAPPENEDTO YOURSHOE?" "DON'TASK." "WHATHAPPENEDTO YOURSHOE?" "DON'TASK." "THISISALLLEGIT,RIGHT?" "DON'TASK." "THISISALLLEGIT,RIGHT?" "'CAUSE I WANT TO KEEP BOTH." "THISISALLLEGIT,RIGHT?" "'CAUSE I WANT TO KEEP BOTH." "I MEAN, I'M THE LEADER AND DONE" "'CAUSE I WANT TO KEEP BOTH." "I MEAN, I'M THE LEADER AND DONE MOST OF THE WORK KEEPING THESE" "I MEAN, I'M THE LEADER AND DONE MOST OF THE WORK KEEPING THESE OTHER BITCHES IN LINE." "MOST OF THE WORK KEEPING THESE OTHER BITCHES IN LINE." "NOW,ASHLEY,MY DEAR,ONE" "OTHER BITCHES IN LINE." "NOW,ASHLEY,MY DEAR,ONE  MUSTN'T BE TOO GREEDY." "NOW,ASHLEY,MY DEAR,ONE  MUSTN'T BE TOO GREEDY." "WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY THOSE ON IN" "MUSTN'T BE TOO GREEDY." "WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY THOSE ON IN THE BATHROOM WHERE THE LIGHT IS" "WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY THOSE ON IN THE BATHROOM WHERE THE LIGHT IS BETTER?" "THE BATHROOM WHERE THE LIGHT IS BETTER?" "JILLIAN, GO HELP HER, WILL YOU?" "BETTER?" "JILLIAN, GO HELP HER, WILL YOU?" "FINE." "JILLIAN, GO HELP HER, WILL YOU?" "FINE." "COME ON, MOM." "LET'S GO." "FINE." "COME ON, MOM." "LET'S GO." "MM-HMM." "COME ON, MOM." "LET'S GO." "MM-HMM." "DON'T TRY TO COP IN MY SWAG." "MM-HMM." "DON'T TRY TO COP IN MY SWAG." "RIGHT?" "[ CHUCKLES]" "DON'T TRY TO COP IN MY SWAG." "RIGHT?" "[ CHUCKLES] OH,ANELEGANTCHOICE." "RIGHT?" "[ CHUCKLES] OH,ANELEGANTCHOICE." "BUT LET ME GIVE YOU JUST ONE" "OH,ANELEGANTCHOICE." "BUT LET ME GIVE YOU JUST ONE MORE TO TRY BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR" "BUT LET ME GIVE YOU JUST ONE MORE TO TRY BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR FINAL DECISION." "MORE TO TRY BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR FINAL DECISION." "OH,I DON'TKNOW." "FINAL DECISION." "OH,I DON'TKNOW." "I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE A" "OH,I DON'TKNOW." "I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO "HEADBANGERS BALL"" "I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO "HEADBANGERS BALL" FOR ME." "LITTLE TOO "HEADBANGERS BALL" FOR ME." "HMM." "FUNNY." "FOR ME." "HMM." "FUNNY." "I'VE DREAMED ABOUT YOU WEARING" "HMM." "FUNNY." "I'VE DREAMED ABOUT YOU WEARING THIS ONE SINCE THE DAY WE MET." "I'VE DREAMED ABOUT YOU WEARING THIS ONE SINCE THE DAY WE MET." "[CHOKING]" "[ BOTH SCREAMING ] CHECKIT,CHICAS." "THIS SHIT IS LUXURY, OKAY?" "CHECKIT,CHICAS." "THIS SHIT IS LUXURY, OKAY?" "UM, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "THIS SHIT IS LUXURY, OKAY?" "UM, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "DID THAT DUMB BITCH PASS OUT ON" "UM, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "DID THAT DUMB BITCH PASS OUT ON ONE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE AGAIN?" "[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] PAUL,OVERHERE." "HEREGOESNOTHING." "IWANTTO SEELIZ !" "I NEED TO TALK TO -- MOM,HOWCOULDYOU DOTHIS TO" "I NEED TO TALK TO -- MOM,HOWCOULDYOU DOTHIS TO ME?" "MOM,HOWCOULDYOU DOTHIS TO ME?" "THIS IS SO FUCKING GHETTO!" "ME?" "THIS IS SO FUCKING GHETTO!" "SORRY,DEAR,BUTTHISISTHE" "THIS IS SO FUCKING GHETTO!" "SORRY,DEAR,BUTTHISISTHE ONLY WAY." "SORRY,DEAR,BUTTHISISTHE ONLY WAY." "LOOK AT HOW YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL" "ONLY WAY." "LOOK AT HOW YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL I AM." "LOOK AT HOW YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL I AM." "NO MAN WILL EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN." "I AM." "NO MAN WILL EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN." "WENEEDYOURVIRGINBLOOD." "NO MAN WILL EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN." "WENEEDYOURVIRGINBLOOD." "SOTHAT'SWHYYOU HAD MELEAD" "WENEEDYOURVIRGINBLOOD." "SOTHAT'SWHYYOU HAD MELEAD  THAT STUPID CLUB?" "SOTHAT'SWHYYOU HAD MELEAD  THAT STUPID CLUB?" "I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE" "THAT STUPID CLUB?" "I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT MIDLIFE CRISIS!" "I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT MIDLIFE CRISIS!" "GOD, I'M SO OVER THIS!" "OF YOUR BULLSHIT MIDLIFE CRISIS!" "GOD, I'M SO OVER THIS!" "WAIT." "GOD, I'M SO OVER THIS!" "WAIT." "I DIDN'T WAIT." "WAIT." "I DIDN'T WAIT." "I'M NOT A VIRGIN." "I DIDN'T WAIT." "I'M NOT A VIRGIN." "MOM, ASH, I'M NOT A VIRGIN!" "I'M NOT A VIRGIN." "MOM, ASH, I'M NOT A VIRGIN!" "I HOOKED UP WITH TRAVIS LAST" "MOM, ASH, I'M NOT A VIRGIN!" "I HOOKED UP WITH TRAVIS LAST NIGHT!" "I HOOKED UP WITH TRAVIS LAST NIGHT!" "SHUTUP,YOULIAR." "NIGHT!" "SHUTUP,YOULIAR." "I'MNOTLYING!" "SHUTUP,YOULIAR." "I'MNOTLYING!" "I TOTALLY FUCKED UP LIKE YOU" "I'MNOTLYING!" "I TOTALLY FUCKED UP LIKE YOU SAID I WOULD, AND TRAVIS SAID NO" "I TOTALLY FUCKED UP LIKE YOU SAID I WOULD, AND TRAVIS SAID NO ONE WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." "SAID I WOULD, AND TRAVIS SAID NO ONE WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." "WE BOTH HAD FULL-ON TRIPLE-X" "ONE WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." "WE BOTH HAD FULL-ON TRIPLE-X SEX!" "WE BOTH HAD FULL-ON TRIPLE-X SEX!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "SEX!" "[ CHUCKLES ] IDIDN'TAUTHORIZETHAT!" "[ CHUCKLES ] IDIDN'TAUTHORIZETHAT!" "ASH,I AMNOTSAYINGIT'S" "IDIDN'TAUTHORIZETHAT!" "ASH,I AMNOTSAYINGIT'S  WRONG TO BE PISSED OFF, BUT" "ASH,I AMNOTSAYINGIT'S  WRONG TO BE PISSED OFF, BUT MAYBE RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD TRY" "WRONG TO BE PISSED OFF, BUT MAYBE RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD TRY AND BOND TOGETHER AND FIND A WAY" "MAYBE RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD TRY AND BOND TOGETHER AND FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE." "AND BOND TOGETHER AND FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE." "SHUTUP,NOEMI." "OUT OF HERE." "SHUTUP,NOEMI." "GOT ENOUGH OF THAT MARIACHI" "SHUTUP,NOEMI." "GOT ENOUGH OF THAT MARIACHI KUMBAYA SHIT TO LAST ME A" "GOT ENOUGH OF THAT MARIACHI KUMBAYA SHIT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME AT YOUR CHEESY-ASS" "KUMBAYA SHIT TO LAST ME A LIFETIME AT YOUR CHEESY-ASS QUINCEAÑERA." "LIFETIME AT YOUR CHEESY-ASS QUINCEAÑERA." "EXCUSEME?" "QUINCEAÑERA." "EXCUSEME?" "YOUHEARDME ,YOUSTUPID" "EXCUSEME?" "YOUHEARDME ,YOUSTUPID BEANER!" "YOUHEARDME ,YOUSTUPID BEANER!" "UM,SOMEOF US WEREACTUALLY" "BEANER!" "UM,SOMEOF US WEREACTUALLY BORN IN THIS COUNTRY AND DON'T" "UM,SOMEOF US WEREACTUALLY BORN IN THIS COUNTRY AND DON'T HAVE A "MADE IN CHINA" STAMPED" "BORN IN THIS COUNTRY AND DON'T HAVE A "MADE IN CHINA" STAMPED ON OUR ASS!" "HAVE A "MADE IN CHINA" STAMPED ON OUR ASS!" "I'MKOREAN!" "ON OUR ASS!" "I'MKOREAN!" "[Koreanaccent]OH , SO" "I'MKOREAN!" "[Koreanaccent]OH , SO SORRY!" "[Koreanaccent]OH , SO SORRY!" "ALL LOOK SAME!" "SORRY!" "ALL LOOK SAME!" "WELL,ATLEASTNOONE'SEVER" "ALL LOOK SAME!" "WELL,ATLEASTNOONE'SEVER ASKED ME FOR MY PAPERS IN THIS" "WELL,ATLEASTNOONE'SEVER ASKED ME FOR MY PAPERS IN THIS TOWN!" "ASKED ME FOR MY PAPERS IN THIS TOWN!" "I'D RATHER BE MISTAKEN FOR A" "TOWN!" "I'D RATHER BE MISTAKEN FOR A TOURIST THAN SOMEONE DRIVING" "I'D RATHER BE MISTAKEN FOR A TOURIST THAN SOMEONE DRIVING ACROSS THE BORDER TO CLEAN" "TOURIST THAN SOMEONE DRIVING ACROSS THE BORDER TO CLEAN TOILETS!" "ACROSS THE BORDER TO CLEAN TOILETS!" "[Normalvoice]IAMGONNA" "TOILETS!" "[Normalvoice]IAMGONNA CUT YOU, YOU FUCKING ALIEN!" "[Normalvoice]IAMGONNA CUT YOU, YOU FUCKING ALIEN!" "SILENCE!" "CUT YOU, YOU FUCKING ALIEN!" "SILENCE!" "[GASPS]" "SILENCE!" "[GASPS] [CHOKING]" "[GASPS] [CHOKING] [GASPING]" "[CHOKING] [GASPING] LET'SFINDOUTTHE TRUTHWITH" "[GASPING] LET'SFINDOUTTHE TRUTHWITH  THIS ONE." "LET'SFINDOUTTHE TRUTHWITH  THIS ONE." "[ SIZZLING ]" "THIS ONE." "[ SIZZLING ] YOU STUPID LITTLE HARLOT!" "[ SIZZLING ] YOU STUPID LITTLE HARLOT!" "NO MATTER." "YOU STUPID LITTLE HARLOT!" "NO MATTER." "ILONA, BRING ME THAT ONE." "NO MATTER." "ILONA, BRING ME THAT ONE." "NO!" "ILONA, BRING ME THAT ONE." "NO!" "YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!" "NO!" "YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!" "IT'STIMETO COMPLETETHE" "YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!" "IT'STIMETO COMPLETETHE  SACRIFICE." "IT'STIMETO COMPLETETHE  SACRIFICE." "ICAN'TBELIEVEYOU DIDN'T" "SACRIFICE." "ICAN'TBELIEVEYOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE PACT, SKEETCH." "ICAN'TBELIEVEYOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE PACT, SKEETCH." "YOU ARE SO DEAD!" "FOLLOW THE PACT, SKEETCH." "YOU ARE SO DEAD!" "[ CHOKING ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "[COUGHS] [SNIFFS]" "[ TRICKLING ] [ COUGHS ] [ GASPS ]" "[ COUGHS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]" "OH, MY GOD." "[ CLATTER ] IDIOTGARDENER." "[ CLATTER ] IDIOTGARDENER." "YEAH." "IDIOTGARDENER." "YEAH." "THEY HEARD THAT." "YEAH." "THEY HEARD THAT." "NEVERMIND." "THEY HEARD THAT." "NEVERMIND." "OUR FIFTH AND FINAL VIRGIN HAS" "NEVERMIND." "OUR FIFTH AND FINAL VIRGIN HAS ARRIVED." "OUR FIFTH AND FINAL VIRGIN HAS ARRIVED." "YOU THREE." "ARRIVED." "YOU THREE." "GET HER AND BRING HER TO ME." "YOU THREE." "GET HER AND BRING HER TO ME." "HURRY!" "GET HER AND BRING HER TO ME." "HURRY!" "TIME IS RUNNING OUT!" "S-SO..." "IGUESSI'MNOUSETO YOU, SO I CAN " " I CAN GO, RIGHT?" "YOU, SO I CAN " " I CAN GO, RIGHT?" "SORRY,DEARY." "RIGHT?" "SORRY,DEARY." "[ BODY THUDS ]" "SORRY,DEARY." "[ BODY THUDS ] I DON'T LIKE LEAVING LOOSE ENDS." "JUDY,YOUGO THATWAY ." "JAN, COME WITH ME." "EXCELLENT." "I ALWAYS TOOK YOU FOR A WARRIOR PRINCESS." "I ALWAYS TOOK YOU FOR A WARRIOR PRINCESS." "LET ME TAKE CARE OF THE REAL" "PRINCESS." "LET ME TAKE CARE OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SAN GRIENTO." "LET ME TAKE CARE OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SAN GRIENTO." "YOU GET UPSTAIRS AND FIND" "HOUSEWIVES OF SAN GRIENTO." "YOU GET UPSTAIRS AND FIND KATHARINE." "YOU GET UPSTAIRS AND FIND KATHARINE." "XENA, DON'T ARGUE." "KATHARINE." "XENA, DON'T ARGUE." "TAKE SPIRIT AND GO." "[ WHISTLES ] ALL RIGHT, YOU BOTOX BITCHES." "LET'S DANCE!" "ALL RIGHT, YOU BOTOX BITCHES." "LET'S DANCE!" "[ DEMONIC SNARLING ]" "LET'S DANCE!" "[ DEMONIC SNARLING ] OH, SHIT." "[ DEMONIC SNARLING ] OH, SHIT." "PLEASEDON'TLETHER KILLME." "OH, SHIT." "PLEASEDON'TLETHER KILLME." "IT'SNOUSE." "PLEASEDON'TLETHER KILLME." "IT'SNOUSE." "YOU DO NOT KNOW THE STRENGTH OF" "IT'SNOUSE." "YOU DO NOT KNOW THE STRENGTH OF HER POWER." "YOU DO NOT KNOW THE STRENGTH OF HER POWER." "ACCEPT YOUR FATE." "HER POWER." "ACCEPT YOUR FATE." "YOU CANNOT GET AWAY." "ACCEPT YOUR FATE." "YOU CANNOT GET AWAY." "ANDNOWIT IS TIMETO" "YOU CANNOT GET AWAY." "ANDNOWIT IS TIMETO COMPLETE THESE BLACK RITES AS" "ANDNOWIT IS TIMETO COMPLETE THESE BLACK RITES AS THE MIDNIGHT HOUR DRAWS NEAR." "COMPLETE THESE BLACK RITES AS THE MIDNIGHT HOUR DRAWS NEAR." "I MAKE THIS UNHOLY SACRIFICE OF" "THE MIDNIGHT HOUR DRAWS NEAR." "I MAKE THIS UNHOLY SACRIFICE OF ALBAN ELVED TO THE" "I MAKE THIS UNHOLY SACRIFICE OF ALBAN ELVED TO THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS." "ALBAN ELVED TO THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS." "DARK LORD, RESTORE MY YOUTH AND" "PRINCE OF DARKNESS." "DARK LORD, RESTORE MY YOUTH AND MY BEAUTY, AND I WILL CONTINUE" "DARK LORD, RESTORE MY YOUTH AND MY BEAUTY, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SERVE ONLY YOU FOREVER." "NOTSOFAST,YOU EUROTRASH HELL WHORE." "LEAH!" "HELL WHORE." "LEAH!" "LEAH." "LEAH!" "LEAH." "YOU LITTLE BRAT." "LEAH." "YOU LITTLE BRAT." "I KNEW YOU'D MAKE AN APPEARANCE" "YOU LITTLE BRAT." "I KNEW YOU'D MAKE AN APPEARANCE HERE TONIGHT, JUST AS YOUR" "I KNEW YOU'D MAKE AN APPEARANCE HERE TONIGHT, JUST AS YOUR ANCESTOR DID ON THIS NIGHT SO" "HERE TONIGHT, JUST AS YOUR ANCESTOR DID ON THIS NIGHT SO MANY MOONS AGO." "ANCESTOR DID ON THIS NIGHT SO MANY MOONS AGO." "AAH!" "MANY MOONS AGO." "AAH!" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "AAH!" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "IKNEWIRECOGNIZEDYOUR" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "IKNEWIRECOGNIZEDYOUR  BLOODLINE THE MOMENT I SAW YOU," "IKNEWIRECOGNIZEDYOUR  BLOODLINE THE MOMENT I SAW YOU, COUSIN." "BLOODLINE THE MOMENT I SAW YOU, COUSIN." "COUSIN?" "COUSIN." "COUSIN?" "YES." "COUSIN?" "YES." "YOUR FRIEND LEAH IS A DIRECT" "YES." "YOUR FRIEND LEAH IS A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF" "YOUR FRIEND LEAH IS A DIRECT DESCENDANT OF EMPEROR MATTHIAS II, WHO" "DESCENDANT OF EMPEROR MATTHIAS II, WHO CONDEMNED ME TO DEATH BY WALLING" "EMPEROR MATTHIAS II, WHO CONDEMNED ME TO DEATH BY WALLING ME INSIDE MY BEDCHAMBER." "CONDEMNED ME TO DEATH BY WALLING ME INSIDE MY BEDCHAMBER." "BUT MY POWER WAS STRONG, AND A" "ME INSIDE MY BEDCHAMBER." "BUT MY POWER WAS STRONG, AND A FORTNIGHT AFTER THEY BURIED ME" "BUT MY POWER WAS STRONG, AND A FORTNIGHT AFTER THEY BURIED ME IN THE COLD EARTH, MY DEVOTED" "FORTNIGHT AFTER THEY BURIED ME IN THE COLD EARTH, MY DEVOTED COVEN BROUGHT ME BACK." "IN THE COLD EARTH, MY DEVOTED COVEN BROUGHT ME BACK." "THEY HID ME FOR MANY YEARS UNTIL" "COVEN BROUGHT ME BACK." "THEY HID ME FOR MANY YEARS UNTIL I COULD RECLAIM THE CASTLE AND" "THEY HID ME FOR MANY YEARS UNTIL I COULD RECLAIM THE CASTLE AND CONTINUE THIS UNHOLY RITUAL THAT" "I COULD RECLAIM THE CASTLE AND CONTINUE THIS UNHOLY RITUAL THAT HAS GIVEN ME ETERNAL LIFE." "CONTINUE THIS UNHOLY RITUAL THAT HAS GIVEN ME ETERNAL LIFE." "AH!" "HAS GIVEN ME ETERNAL LIFE." "AH!" "NO!" "AH!" "NO!" "ANDNOWISHALLTAKE" "NO!" "ANDNOWISHALLTAKE  ESPECIALLY SWEET REVENGE BY" "ANDNOWISHALLTAKE  ESPECIALLY SWEET REVENGE BY BATHING IN THE BLOOD OF MY" "ESPECIALLY SWEET REVENGE BY BATHING IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMY'S" "BATHING IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMY'S GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER." "ENEMY'S GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER." "LEAH!" "GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER." "LEAH!" "GOFORIT ,BITCH." "LEAH!" "GOFORIT ,BITCH." "YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT" "GOFORIT ,BITCH." "YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY THAT TONIGHT, SO I MADE IT A" "YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY THAT TONIGHT, SO I MADE IT A POINT TO LOSE MY PRECIOUS" "TRY THAT TONIGHT, SO I MADE IT A POINT TO LOSE MY PRECIOUS VIRGINITY BEFORE STOPPING BY." "POINT TO LOSE MY PRECIOUS VIRGINITY BEFORE STOPPING BY." "YOUDID?" "VIRGINITY BEFORE STOPPING BY." "YOUDID?" "WAS IT WITH PAUL?" "YOUDID?" "WAS IT WITH PAUL?" "YOUBETIT WAS." "WAS IT WITH PAUL?" "YOUBETIT WAS." "OH,WOW." "GOODFOR YOU ." "YOUBETIT WAS." "OH,WOW." "GOODFOR YOU ." "SILENCE!" "OH,WOW." "GOODFOR YOU ." "SILENCE!" "NO MATTER." "SILENCE!" "NO MATTER." "I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF TORTURING" "NO MATTER." "I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF TORTURING YOU." "PAUL!" "[HISSES] LEAH!" "[HISSES] LEAH!" "[CHOKING]" "[ BODY THUDS ] BEFOREYOUSUFFERASLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH OF MY CHOOSING," "BEFOREYOUSUFFERASLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH OF MY CHOOSING, YOU CAN WATCH AS I BATHE IN THE" "PAINFUL DEATH OF MY CHOOSING, YOU CAN WATCH AS I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR SWEET LITTLE" "YOU CAN WATCH AS I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR SWEET LITTLE FRIEND HERE." "BLOOD OF YOUR SWEET LITTLE FRIEND HERE." "NOTA CHANCE." "WHAT'S THE POINT KILLING HER?" "BY MY COUNT, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN SHORT, AND YOUR TIME'S" "BY MY COUNT, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN SHORT, AND YOUR TIME'S UP, COUNTESS." "VIRGIN SHORT, AND YOUR TIME'S UP, COUNTESS." "OH,NO,MY DEAR." "UP, COUNTESS." "OH,NO,MY DEAR." "I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE WITH ME" "OH,NO,MY DEAR." "I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE WITH ME JUST IN CASE." "I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE WITH ME JUST IN CASE." "[GASPS]" "JUST IN CASE." "[GASPS] NO,YOUPROMISEDMEI COULD" "[GASPS] NO,YOUPROMISEDMEI COULD FINALLY GO HOME!" "NO,YOUPROMISEDMEI COULD FINALLY GO HOME!" "AWW." "FINALLY GO HOME!" "AWW." "MY POOR, SWEET GIRL." "AWW." "MY POOR, SWEET GIRL." "[ Demonic voice ] DON'T YOU KNOW" "MY POOR, SWEET GIRL." "[ Demonic voice ] DON'T YOU KNOW BY NOW THAT MY PROMISES ARE MADE" "[ Demonic voice ] DON'T YOU KNOW BY NOW THAT MY PROMISES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN?" "[GASPS]" "NO!" "AAH!" "SAVEHER,PLEASE!" "DIENOWTHENIFYOUMUST." "BUT DIE KNOWING THAT I HAVE" "DIENOWTHENIFYOUMUST." "BUT DIE KNOWING THAT I HAVE TRIUMPHED ONCE AGAIN." "BUT DIE KNOWING THAT I HAVE TRIUMPHED ONCE AGAIN." "YOUCANSAVEALL OFUS" "TRIUMPHED ONCE AGAIN." "YOUCANSAVEALL OFUS AND YOURSELF." "YOUCANSAVEALL OFUS AND YOURSELF." "I KNOW YOU CAN!" "LEAH!" "[SHRIEKS] [ BOTH SCREAMING ]" "[SIGHS] [ GASPS, SCREAMS ] [GASPS]" "[ GASPS, SCREAMS ] [GASPS] [ SCREAMING ]" "PAUL?" "PAUL?" "PAUL?" "PAUL?" "PAUL?" "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "PAUL?" "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] ARE YOU OKAY?" "[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "I THINK SO." "YOU?" "YEAH." "I THINK SO." "YOU?" "[CHUCKLES]" "I THINK SO." "YOU?" "[CHUCKLES] YEAH." "LOOKSLIKEYOUTOOKNAMESAND KICKED ASS." "KNEW YOU WOULD." "KICKED ASS." "KNEW YOU WOULD." "COMEHERE." "YOUARETHEGREATONE." "YOU ARE THE SAVIOR OF US ALL." "WHAT?" "NO." "YOU ARE THE SAVIOR OF US ALL." "WHAT?" "NO." "OH, MY GOD." "GET UP." "WHAT?" "NO." "OH, MY GOD." "GET UP." "I NEVER COULD HAVE DONE THAT" "OH, MY GOD." "GET UP." "I NEVER COULD HAVE DONE THAT WITHOUT YOUR HELP." "I NEVER COULD HAVE DONE THAT WITHOUT YOUR HELP." "YEAH,ILONA." "WITHOUT YOUR HELP." "YEAH,ILONA." "YOU'RE THE GREAT ONE." "YEAH,ILONA." "YOU'RE THE GREAT ONE." "I'MSOSORRYIDIDN 'THELP" "YOU'RE THE GREAT ONE." "I'MSOSORRYIDIDN 'THELP  YOU BEFORE." "I'MSOSORRYIDIDN 'THELP  YOU BEFORE." "I HOPE YOU AND GOD WILL FORGIVE" "YOU BEFORE." "I HOPE YOU AND GOD WILL FORGIVE ME." "I HOPE YOU AND GOD WILL FORGIVE ME." "IT'SOKAY." "ME." "IT'SOKAY." "I UNDERSTAND." "IT'SOKAY." "I UNDERSTAND." "YOU WERE SCARED." "I UNDERSTAND." "YOU WERE SCARED." "BOTHOFYOUMUSTTRAVELTOMY" "YOU WERE SCARED." "BOTHOFYOUMUSTTRAVELTOMY VILLAGE, WHERE SO MANY WERE" "BOTHOFYOUMUSTTRAVELTOMY VILLAGE, WHERE SO MANY WERE TAKEN BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN." "VILLAGE, WHERE SO MANY WERE TAKEN BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN." "YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE QUEENS" "TAKEN BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN." "YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE QUEENS THERE AND CELEBRATED FOR" "YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE QUEENS THERE AND CELEBRATED FOR CENTURIES." "THERE AND CELEBRATED FOR CENTURIES." "WHYDON'TWE JUSTGET OUT OF" "CENTURIES." "WHYDON'TWE JUSTGET OUT OF HERE?" "WHYDON'TWE JUSTGET OUT OF HERE?" "WE CAN PLAN OUR SUMMER VACATION" "HERE?" "WE CAN PLAN OUR SUMMER VACATION LATER." "WE CAN PLAN OUR SUMMER VACATION LATER." "YEAH." "GOODIDEA." "LATER." "YEAH." "GOODIDEA." "COME WITH US." "YEAH." "GOODIDEA." "COME WITH US." "IWOULDLOVETO." "COME WITH US." "IWOULDLOVETO." "[CHUCKLES]" "♪AH,OH  ♪ AH, OH ♪ AH, OH" "♪ AH, OH ♪ AH, OH ♪ AH, OH" "♪ AH, OH ♪ AH, OH ♪ REMEMBER THE GIRL WHO MOVED TO" "♪ AH, OH ♪ REMEMBER THE GIRL WHO MOVED TO CALIFORNIA ♪" "♪ REMEMBER THE GIRL WHO MOVED TO CALIFORNIA ♪ ♪ WEREN'T SAD TO SEE HER LEAVE" "CALIFORNIA ♪ ♪ WEREN'T SAD TO SEE HER LEAVE ♪ HER CLAIM TO FAME WAS THE BOYS" "♪ WEREN'T SAD TO SEE HER LEAVE ♪ HER CLAIM TO FAME WAS THE BOYS THAT SHE, AH ♪" "♪ HER CLAIM TO FAME WAS THE BOYS THAT SHE, AH ♪ ♪ SHE WAS COCKIER THAN YOU CAN" "THAT SHE, AH ♪ ♪ SHE WAS COCKIER THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE ♪" "♪ SHE WAS COCKIER THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE ♪ HEY,LEAH." "BELIEVE ♪ HEY,LEAH." "SO, ABOUT THAT RAIN CHECK FOR" "HEY,LEAH." "SO, ABOUT THAT RAIN CHECK FOR EXISTENTIAL FEMINISM..." "SO, ABOUT THAT RAIN CHECK FOR EXISTENTIAL FEMINISM..." "TONIGHTAT7: 00WORKFOR YOU ?" "EXISTENTIAL FEMINISM..." "TONIGHTAT7: 00WORKFOR YOU ?" "MAYBE WE CAN TOUCH ON SOME OF" "TONIGHTAT7: 00WORKFOR YOU ?" "MAYBE WE CAN TOUCH ON SOME OF THOSE THEMES WE EXPLORED LAST" "MAYBE WE CAN TOUCH ON SOME OF THOSE THEMES WE EXPLORED LAST TIME." "THOSE THEMES WE EXPLORED LAST TIME." "[CHUCKLES]" "TIME." "[CHUCKLES] AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST" "[CHUCKLES] AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST USING MY FINE, YOUNG ASS TO SAVE" "AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST USING MY FINE, YOUNG ASS TO SAVE YOURS." "USING MY FINE, YOUNG ASS TO SAVE YOURS." "OH." "IT'SADATE,THEN ." "SMOOTH,MYMAN." "VERY SMOOTH." "YEAH." "VERY SMOOTH." "YEAH." "HEY,OLDBUDDY,OLD PAL ." "YEAH." "HEY,OLDBUDDY,OLD PAL ." "HEY!" "HEY,OLDBUDDY,OLD PAL ." "HEY!" "I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER," "HEY!" "I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER, OKAY?" "I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER, OKAY?" "SO, GUESS WHAT." "OKAY?" "SO, GUESS WHAT." "WHAT?" "SO, GUESS WHAT." "WHAT?" "ICHECKEDOUTTHE EUROPASSES" "WHAT?" "ICHECKEDOUTTHE EUROPASSES ON THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT, AND" "ICHECKEDOUTTHE EUROPASSES ON THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT, AND I FOUND A TON OF CHEAP HOSTELS." "ON THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT, AND I FOUND A TON OF CHEAP HOSTELS." "EXCELLENT." "I FOUND A TON OF CHEAP HOSTELS." "EXCELLENT." "THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE" "EXCELLENT." "THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE TOTALLY SWEET." "THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE TOTALLY SWEET." "AND, HEY, LISTEN, IF IT'S TOO" "TOTALLY SWEET." "AND, HEY, LISTEN, IF IT'S TOO FREAKY FOR YOU TO GO VISIT HER" "AND, HEY, LISTEN, IF IT'S TOO FREAKY FOR YOU TO GO VISIT HER CASTLE, YOU CAN TOTALLY STAY IN" "FREAKY FOR YOU TO GO VISIT HER CASTLE, YOU CAN TOTALLY STAY IN BUDAPEST WHILE I MAKE THE" "CASTLE, YOU CAN TOTALLY STAY IN BUDAPEST WHILE I MAKE THE TRIP " " IF YOU WANT." "BUDAPEST WHILE I MAKE THE TRIP " " IF YOU WANT." "NOW,NO." "IWANTTOGO ." "TRIP " " IF YOU WANT." "NOW,NO." "IWANTTOGO ." "AND BESIDES, AFTER EVERYTHING I" "NOW,NO." "IWANTTOGO ." "AND BESIDES, AFTER EVERYTHING I PUT YOU THROUGH, I'M NEVER GONNA" "AND BESIDES, AFTER EVERYTHING I PUT YOU THROUGH, I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AGAIN, OKAY?" "PUT YOU THROUGH, I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AGAIN, OKAY?" "KATH,YOUDON'THAVETO" "LET YOU DOWN AGAIN, OKAY?" "KATH,YOUDON'THAVETO APOLOGIZE." "KATH,YOUDON'THAVETO APOLOGIZE." "IKNOW." "IKNOW." "APOLOGIZE." "IKNOW." "IKNOW." "BUT LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO" "IKNOW." "IKNOW." "BUT LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING THAT'S" "BUT LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED HAS MADE ME STRONGER," "KNOW THAT EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED HAS MADE ME STRONGER, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT ME" "HAPPENED HAS MADE ME STRONGER, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT ME ANYMORE." "AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT ME ANYMORE." "FROM NOW ON, WE STAND TOUGH" "ANYMORE." "FROM NOW ON, WE STAND TOUGH TOGETHER." "FROM NOW ON, WE STAND TOUGH TOGETHER." "DEAL?" "TOGETHER." "DEAL?" "DEAL." "DEAL?" "DEAL." "AND,UM,BESIDES,YOU KNOW," "DEAL." "AND,UM,BESIDES,YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA BE THE GUESTS OF" "AND,UM,BESIDES,YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA BE THE GUESTS OF HONOR AT ILONA'S VILLAGE, AND I" "WE'RE GONNA BE THE GUESTS OF HONOR AT ILONA'S VILLAGE, AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT." "HONOR AT ILONA'S VILLAGE, AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT." "YOUSTILLMAXINGOUT YOUR" "DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT." "YOUSTILLMAXINGOUT YOUR MONTHLY MINUTES WITH THAT CHICK" "YOUSTILLMAXINGOUT YOUR MONTHLY MINUTES WITH THAT CHICK OR WHAT?" "MONTHLY MINUTES WITH THAT CHICK OR WHAT?" "YEAH." "OR WHAT?" "YEAH." "I GUESS I AM LA LESBO DE" "YEAH." "I GUESS I AM LA LESBO DE SAN GRIENTO AFTER ALL." "I GUESS I AM LA LESBO DE SAN GRIENTO AFTER ALL." "YEAH,THEONETHINGTHE" "SAN GRIENTO AFTER ALL." "YEAH,THEONETHINGTHE HILTONS GOT RIGHT." "YEAH,THEONETHINGTHE HILTONS GOT RIGHT." "YEAH,WELL,THATAND YOU 'RE" "HILTONS GOT RIGHT." "YEAH,WELL,THATAND YOU 'RE STILL WAY MORE BUTCH THAN ME." "YEAH,WELL,THATAND YOU 'RE STILL WAY MORE BUTCH THAN ME." "OH!" "WHATEVER!" "STILL WAY MORE BUTCH THAN ME." "OH!" "WHATEVER!" "JUST LUCKY I FOUND A NEW BOTTOM" "OH!" "WHATEVER!" "JUST LUCKY I FOUND A NEW BOTTOM TO PUSH AROUND." "JUST LUCKY I FOUND A NEW BOTTOM TO PUSH AROUND." "IKNOW." "TO PUSH AROUND." "IKNOW." "I MEAN, WHO KNEW SOME PEOPLE" "IKNOW." "I MEAN, WHO KNEW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED NEGATIVE AND" "I MEAN, WHO KNEW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED NEGATIVE AND PISSY?" "ACTUALLY LIKED NEGATIVE AND PISSY?" "HEATHENWHOREIS THENEW" "PISSY?" "HEATHENWHOREIS THENEW  BLACK, BABY." "HEATHENWHOREIS THENEW  BLACK, BABY." "OH,BA-DUM!" "BLACK, BABY." "OH,BA-DUM!" "Both:" "CHING!" "OH,BA-DUM!" "Both:" "CHING!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [SINGINGIN SPANISH]" "♪ I DREAM FOR YOU ♪ AND DRINK FOR YOU ♪ AND I'M SO HAPPY" "♪ AND DRINK FOR YOU ♪ AND I'M SO HAPPY ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE" "♪ AND I'M SO HAPPY ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE [ SINGING IN SPANISH ]" "♪ I DREAM FOR YOU ♪ AND DRINK FOR YOU ♪ AND I'M SO HAPPY" "♪ AND DRINK FOR YOU ♪ AND I'M SO HAPPY ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE" "♪ AND I'M SO HAPPY ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE" "♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRUE ♪ PLEASE, IT'S NOT TRU-U-U-U-E" "[ SINGING IN SPANISH ]"