"He took my wheels!" "Why did you take my wheels?" "!" "You fucked it up now!" "Stop!" "Motherfucker!" "How did you get the gun?" "!" "As if one corpse wasn't enough..." "What´s up?" "!" "Fuck you!" "Stop!" "Fuck you!" "Get off!" "Come here!" "They've stolen my money!" " Are you crazy?" "!" " Get off!" "Jump!" "What´s you name?" "I don't understand..." "I'm Jorgovan..." "He is Prle..." " You?" " Dorina." "Nice name..." "Enough, thanks..." "Thanks." "Nora..." "Prle!" "Where are you?" "Prle!" "In the loo..." "Come here." "Fuck you..." "Take it..." "Your father's..." "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "I'm talking to my wife." "Who are you talking to?" "!" "My Wife..." "Nicu loves you!" "Gas?" "Las Vegas." "It's from my daughter, Ina..." "It just came by train." " From your son or daughter?" " Yes, yes..." "It is a luck to live in America." "This is Milan, my son." "He ran away from the army." "Kosovo..." "NATO..." "Planes..." "Bombs..." "Why did he come to Romania?" "He didn't Want to come back home." "He told me..." "He was sick with it all..." "Your son... boom-boom?" "My son?" "Yes, he killed..." "True..." "What a nice boy." "She was cute that girl." "What girl?" "The one always running away..." "Nora!" "Not bad." "The prettiest!" "Germany?" "Germany?" "Romania!" "Africa, Rwanda." "Romania!" "My brother..." "Look..." "A child!" "Help us, please..." "Take the water." "Give it to the child..." "Come in." "God bless you..." " Good evening..." " Come here." "What are you doing here?" "Kosovo..." "Kosovo, you said..." "Who let you in?" "Who are you?" "Where are you coming from?" " What did he say?" " Where we are coming from..." "Romanians..." "Romania." " Nora, Nicu!" " Romanians, We didn't Want to..." "Romanians?" "Out!" "You came here to steal!" "Out!" "We Want go Kosovo..." "Can help?" "Kosovo..." "Here we are... it's Kosovo..." "You have no idea What's here..." "Here..." "Madness!" "Get it?" "Which town you said?" "Good morning!" "That's you, my friend..." "Passport please..." "Wait a moment... what documents..." "Wait a bit..." "I'm looking for a Serb..." "Get it?" "A tall guy, dark hair like you..." "Don't..." "Not understand..." "Passport..." "The Good Lord has sent you..." "Take this gay." "Ok, this is my friend," " my big friend." " Friend..." "Father, you must help me..." "I can't, I'm taking some monks to the monastery..." "You are a great guy!" "Let's go!" "I'll make it up to you!" "Just around the corner!" "It's ok..." "Why this brother and sister aren't talking?" "They took the oath of silence!" "Really?" "Why?" "A secret, my friend." "How should I know..." "Quite pretty this little sister..." "Cheers." "Who knows what you have done and now you are punished..." "Cheers." "Sister, tell me that secret, please." "Only for my ear, come on..." "I won't tell anyone, trust me..." "What´s this?" "Is this your secret?" "!" "And you?" "Do you also have a secret?" "!" "Hello!" "Somebody is coming..." "Gipsies..." "What are they doing?" "Stealing coal..." "Prle, help me!" "Open it!" "The coffin?" "Yes..." "What are you waiting for?" "Here." "Get out." "Yes, chief." "Godfather, come to see something..." "I cannot..." "They've taken out the coffin..." "What is this?" "Godfather," "Let's go!" "I'll take it back by myself!" " How?" "Brother!" "You, help I" "Prle!" "Come, come!" "Don't bury Milan before I get there, too!" "Don't Worry, we'll wait for you." "What´s your connection with this woman?" "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "I see..." "You don"t talk." "What are they doing?" "!" "A black guy!" "My God..." "Captain Duncan..." "How are you?" "I'm great." "How are you doing?" "When I see you, I feel much better!" "Come!" "Have it?" "Here?" "Friends!" "This?" "Good." "Usual amount, right?" "Sure." "Hi," "Do you have it?" "Yeah..." "Come on, babe." "Chicago..." "Is it nice there?" "Yeah, yeah, sure..." "I guess..." "My ex wife was from Chicago." "What do your parents think about that anyway?" "About... what?" "The postcards..." "What´s wrong, baby?" "You love me any more?" "Smile, sweety..." "One stormy winter night, the cross on the Spire of the church was hit by lightning, but they decided not to replace it with a new one until they had moved the church to the village." "They dragged the church across hills and through forests, advancing very slowly." "They only advanced a metre at a time." "When it was raining, they couldn't move the church at all." "They wanted to reach the river when the winter set in, so they would be able to drag it across the ice when the river froze." "Yeah..." "Then the waiting began..." "What is this?" "Why don"t you try it on?" "Come on..." "Like it?" "Why?" "Come on..." "Sit down over here." "Sit down." "Ina..." "I Wanna marry you." "No..." "I don"t love you..." "You do." "No." "You'll learn." "Take the champagne, Ina." "Take the champagne." "Here's to us, baby." "Aren't you happy?" "You'll be a student again, in the United States..." "I'll take you there." "I don't want to go anywhere..." "I..." "What´s wrong with you?" "You wanna stay in this shithole forever?" "!" "Come on, baby, think about it!" "Let's go!" "They are sending me back to Romania!" "Take care!" " What about me?" " I don"t know." "I wish you ind your daughter" "Thanks, see you..." "Come on." "Cheers." "Sa-na-ta-te" "Hurry up, man." "Make it quick." "It's ok, he´s a friend." "Hi, friend." "Listen, pal," " I wanna talk business." " Fuck before breakfast!" "Good, and healthy!" "Show you gin!" "Shamil, bring the girls!" "Business!" "Dude, I wanna talk business!" "Fuck." "Come, come..." "Quick, quick..." "Fast, fast, quick..." "You like the girl?" "You want to fuck?" "Ok, ok, after captain you will fuck." "My girl..." " I know." " Drink!" "What?" "You want to buy a girl?" "Yeah, man, I do." "Shamil!" "Captain Duncan want to buy a gin!" "Beer!" "Take it..." "She, best here..." "Make a lot money." "You wanna see?" "Undress!" "Listen, let's just make a deal." "What deal?" "Gin not for sale!" "The end!" "Everything has a price." "You wanna fuck," "Fuck!" "You wanna fuck," "Fuck!" "Take off your clothes, I said!" "Take off your clothes," "I said!" "Enough!" "Easy!" "...Hell are you doing?" "Forget the girl." "He´s her fucking father, man!" "Tomorrow new girl." "Please, please go!" "Put your hands off me." "You're pissin' me off..." "Daddy..." "Good morning..." "Awake, go..." "Relax, relax..." "I like you come" "Romania to see daughter." "Translate." "He´s happy you came from Romania to see me." "Good, good." "I like you." "I like you." "Strong man, Romania." "I like you." "I free she." "Translate." "He wants to let me go..." "We are going home." "Thank you." "But first, you must show me you love her very very much." "No frontier." "Must... fuck." "Understand?" "First love her and I" "free she." "Understand?" "Translate." "Speak, little rabbit..." "Speak!" "He wants you to..." "See?" "Pretty?" "Nice gin..." "See?" "Save her." "Come!" "Come!" "Save her!" "Go!" "0" "it's breaking!" "We are going home..." "Your dad loves you..." "Your dad loves you." "Your dad loves you." "Ina!" "Ina!" "After one starry, ice-cold Winter's night, the church was frozen on the river." "There was nothing they could do, but wait until spring." "When the sun finally shone again and the ice began to melt, everything was ready for them to drag the church, across to the other bank." "But that year so much water came down from the mountains, more than even the oldest in the village had ever seen before." "The river burst its banks, got wild," "and dragged the church away." "Nobody could stop it." "This is" "Romania;" "This is the Cris, which flows into the Tisa," "and the Tisa flows into the Danube." "Years and years went by, and everything was forgotten." "One day a stranger turned up in the village and said he'd seen a floating church on the river." "Since then the church started to turns up in the evenings, across the whole of the Danube." "What talking?" "Someone called it..." " About that church..." " The Ghost Church." "Are you going over?" "Yes..." "Who inside?" "Milan!" "Little motherfucker!" "Again?" "What is this?" " What is he doing?" " I don't know."