"J" ROSSINI Stabat Mater" "J* Amen!" "J" Amen, amen" "J" Amen" "J" Amen" "J* Bam -bam-bam ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba bah" "J" Ba-ba-ba-bam" "J* Bam bah-daaah" "(Continues humming)" "Morning, Francis." "(Continues humming)" "Girls, are you up yet?" "Oh..." "Girls!" " Oh, cheers." "Thanks very much." " No problem." "FRANCIS:" "Break-in at No.8" "Hopeless, you see." "Only had a Yale lock." " But the police were magnificent." " What, did they get them?" "No, no, they didn't catch anyone." "No." "But they got here in under three minutes, six of them in two cars." " At least they can drive fast." " Well, Neighbourhood Watch works, William." "But only if we all join in." " What's this?" "What's going on?" " I'm redecorating" "So, you're actually going to do it, then?" "Yes, I actually am." "Hello, Mary." "Hi, William, how are you?" "Well, you know, I can't sleep because I know I'm going to see you, so I'm up early trying to find things to do." "Before I know it, I'm stood outside the DIY shop" " waiting for it to open." " William, I'm really late for work." "Sorry." "I just wanted to say I'm really looking forward to waking up next to you tomorrow." "No, I'm not as that will mean we wont have much time together" " William?" " Yeah?" "Erm , sorry." "And don't bring your car because..." " William?" " Yeah." " I'll see you at the hotel." " Five o'clock." "I wish it was sooner." "Do you?" "What a nice thing to say." " William!" " Sorry." "Stupid." "Girls!" "Mum?" "Whoa." "Stop growing." "You're getting too tall." "Mum, can I have my old room back, you know, if Gran's not coming back?" "Only I could do it today." "Yeah, OK." "Why not?" "Look, don't be late for Doris." "We won't We'll be there on the dot." " Hey, and have a good time tonight." " Thanks." " Oh, Mum?" " Yeah?" "Bring William home sometime." "Yeah, I'll er..." "I'll ask." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Be good!" "(Mobile rings)" "MARY Hello?" "Judith, hi." "No, I'm coming to pick up the birthing kit now." "Right." "Right, yeah." "Judith, I'll be ten minutes." "I'll have a look at her then, OK?" "Don't worry." "Ten minutes." "OK." "Bye." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm truly sorry." "Mum, Mum, I love you to bits and everything's fine." "Everything's forgiven, OK?" "Just stop bringing flowers." "Does that mean I can come back?" "No!" "No, it's not that fine, Mum." "You're going to have to get a place of your own, OK?" "Look, I've got a call to make before I go to the hospital and I'm late already." "Girls, get a move-on." "I've got a cremation this morning." "KATE:" "This is my weekend." " Morning, Mrs Ball." "What?" "Why do we have to go to orchestra on Saturday?" "I hate orchestra." " You'll thank me when you're older." " I am older." "It's needed doing for some time." "I'm going to start it tomorrow." "I can't start it today." "I've got a cremation." "I must go and change." "The girls are asking questions." "They want to know where you're going tonight, who with and why you won't be coming home." "Yes, things are getting a little difficult." "I mean, obviously your lady friend is your business." "But I do think you ought to tell them something." "CAR HI-FI :" "J' MANIC STREET PREACHERS:" "A Design For Life" "(Switches off radio)" " Hey, I like that." "Sorry." "I just want to say something." "You may have noticed that I've been staying away a few nights lately." " And I'll be away again tonight." " Which one is it?" " What do you mean?" " You've got a girlfriend, right?" "We think it's someone from that choir you used to go to." "Either the alto with the perm or the short soprano." " No." " It's not a boyfriend, is it?" " It's not the tenor..." " Oh, shut up, Kate." "Yes, shut up, Kate." "I have met someone, yeah, but she's not in the choir." "Her name's Mary." "She's Scottish." "She's like me, she's a single parent." "She's got two boys." " I think you'll really like her." " Yeah." " Bye." " Bye-bye." "Have a nice time" "Leave her to me." "I'll look after her." "What's Mary like?" "Is she nice?" " How old are her boys?" " They're 13 and 15." "Yeah, she's really nice." " Really?" "Can we meet them?" " Yeah, well, of course you can." " Great." "Fix it up." " OK." "Er, Dad, the taxi for home?" "And actually there's a couple of CD´s I Know Julia wants, It might help." "Yeah." "Thanks." "See you in the morning." "Have a great night." "She's definitely got a temperature." "Or she's maybe got too many clothes on." "Yeah, but she's snuffly, That's what happens with infections, doesn't it?" " You get all sorts of symptoms." "MAN:" "Here." " One birthing kit." " Let's have a look." "Let me see this." "JUDITH:" "There." "God, look at it." "That's coming along beautifully." "Honestly, Judith, that's how it should look." "Just keep it clean and dry." "Cos you're gorgeous." "Yes, you are." "With all those spots." "Look at the blister on her lip." "Am I feeding her wrong?" "You're getting sore." "She's getting very sore." "Is that normal?" "(Conveyor hums)" "Now, gentlemen, are you sure you still want to witness the committal?" "Please." "Thank you." "Look at the size of it." "Always was larger than life." "Goodbye, Dad." "We'll show you." "We'll show you!" " Sorry." " No, no." "Just let it out." "Sorry." "There's no need." "We always tried to please him." "He always had to do everything himself." "He never let us express ourselves." "Well, we'll show him." "We're going to expand." "Would you like to go outside and join the others now?" "Oh, is that it?" "Yes." "Sorry." "Er ... thanks." "You don't get to see much, do you?" "Well, they're not going to burn him in front of us, are they?" "Hiya." " Hey." " Hello." "Listen, what would the boys like to do tonight?" "Eat out and see a film?" "Mary... you were due in here at 8:40." "It's now quarter to ten." "I'm sorry, I had to pick that up." "And that took an hour?" "It did, yeah." " The parents were worried about..." " You're not on home visits today." "You're in here." "If we had more birthing kits, I wouldn't have had to go." "But as it was, the parents needed help." "I don't know how you see this job, but I'm here to provide a service." " Don't complain when you're the problem." " Me?" " Mary!" " I can't get indefinite cover for you on night calls." "You sort out your domestic arrangements, please, and that's an official request." "I've got two teenagers who can't be left overnight." "What do you want me to do?" " There's no-one else to look after them." " Really?" "You seem to be able to farm them out for your social life." " Excuse me." "DORIS:" "Leave it." "She doesn't mean it." "You're too smart for her, that's all." "You scare her." "You just keep your mind on tonight." "(Bell tolls)" "MOURNER:" "There against the trees." "See it?" "Yeah, a heat haze." "Rather disappointing." "Mr Benson." "Gentlemen." "Well, at 1,000 degrees Celsius you get vaporization - very little smoke." "That reminds me." "Mr Shawcross !" " Our father's ashes..." " Yes, how much will they weigh?" "And will there be any metal?" "Only, Dad had two hip replacements." "Absolutely." "We don't want to shower London with shrapnel" " I'm sorry?" " Oh..." "Sorry." "Monday evening, 6:30, on the Embankment" "We're having a memorial." "A rather fitting finale for a firework manufacturer." "We're sending his ashes up in a rocket." "We do hope you can come." "Monday evening, yes." "Thank you." "Please, don't worry about your father's hip replacements." " They pass the ashes under a magnetiser" " Ah, excellent." "Ashes normally weigh between four and six pounds." "But your father was a substantial man, so I'd guess seven to eight." "A 2Olb rocket at least." "And when can we collect the ashes from you?" "Only we obviously have to weigh them precisely for the rocket." " Later this morning." " Perfect." "Yes, thank you, Mr Shawcross" "My pleasure." "(Baby cries)" "TAN NOY :" "Staff midwife Johnson, please go to delivery room three." "Staff midwife Johnson to delivery room three." "(Phone rings)" " What?" "What's happened?" " Nothing." "Mum, you said it was urgent." " I'm in mid-delivery." " It is urgent." "I'm on my lunch break." " Is it the boys?" " No." "I want my room back." " Oh!" " I'm sleeping on Rick's floor." "He's only got a bedsit" "I want my room back, please." "It's gone." "I've given it back to Brendan." "It was his in the first place." "And what are you doing staying with Rick?" "Because he cares." "Rick cares." "I don't want to go back to Scotland." "Mum..." "I care too, you know." "If you want some money to help you get a place down here, that's fine." "I'll do everything I can to help, but we can't live together any more." "We've tried." "It doesn't work." "TAN NOY :" "Will Mary Gilcrest go to the director of management´s office?" "I'm being called." "I've got to go." "(Door bangs)" "Ohh!" "Hello, Dad." "7lb 202." "That's a 2Olb rocket." "Hold on." "I feel some heat." "A vestige of heat." " We could refrigerate them for you." " Could you?" "Thank you." "Heat and fireworks don't mix." "Don't freeze them." "We might get moisture." "Moisture and fireworks - that's to be avoided." "When do you need them?" "For the very best effect, the last possible moment." "I'll bring them with me." "Excellent." "The Embankment 6 for 6230?" "Sorry, do you mind me asking?" "What sort of license do you need for this?" "To manufacture fireworks, you need a license." "To transport them, you need a license." "Both of which we have" "But to let them off... ..no license required." "WILLIAM:" "J" If you hear me howlin '" "J* Calling on my darlin' (Knock on door)" "ROOM SERVICE:" "Your larger robe, sir." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Thank you." " Thank you, sir." "Yeah." "J" If you hear me howlin '" "J* Calling on my darlin'..." " See you." " Bye." "Sorry." "MARY:" "Twice she came to see me, that's what I can't understand." "Twice." "What was I supposed to say to her?" " You know what she's like" " Well, no, I don't, actually." "She piles it on and makes you feel so horrible about everything." "Great bathroom." "Look at you." " Oh, William, I'm so sorry." " What?" " Hi." " Hi." " How are you?" " Oh, I'm much better now." "So ... what are we going to do?" "About what?" "About staying in places like this." "It's an expensive hobby." "I know, let's enjoy it!" "The boys have said they want to meet you properly." "And ... they've even said they don't mind you staying over." "Ooh." " I know." "I blushed." " Well, no..." "Well, yes." "Do we have to talk about Brendan and Terence now?" " Well, don't you think we should?" " Er...yes_" "Well, have you told the girls about me?" "Yes." " When?" " This morning." "What, this morning and you didn't say?" "Well..." "Oh, they didn't like it?" "No, no, no, no." "They're fine." "Kate's fine." "Kate's keen." "Julia was...um___strange_" "Very affectionate, but..." "Oh, mind, she's only 12." "Well, what did she say?" "Well, with my usual parenting skills," "I left it till there was no time to talk and she had to go and I had to go." "So nothing was actually said." "Well, call her." "Um ..." "I will in a minute." "Let me..." "Call her now." "You can't just leave her if you don't know how she feels about it." "Yes, you're right." " What are you like?" " Yes, that's fine." "William, this isn't about you." "Shush!" "Hi, Mrs Ball." "Just so that you know, I've told the girls about Mary." "Hello?" "Oh, sorry." "I thought we got cut off." "Can I speak to Julia, please?" "Julia!" "Kate!" "Your father." "I-II-FI :" "J" SUGABABES:" "Round Round" "Oh, my goodness!" "Hi, Dad." "Yeah, great." "Yeah, I'll just get her." "She's listening to her CD." "We got one each." "I-hang on a sec," "Jules?" "J" You're messing with my brain" "J" If you try to convince me" "J" Then you'd better think again" "J" If you move to the music, the music's got to give" "J" If it's too complicated, that's the way I want to liven," "Dad?" "Oh, no, you haven't'?" "Oh, no." "Well, it'll wash out, won't it?" "No, I don't, All right," "You do that, then." "Bye-bye." "She can't come to the phone to talk." "She's too busy dyeing her hair pink," "(Laughs) What, and you're OK with that?" "Yeah." "Let 'em, you know, let 'em enjoy themselves." "Look, they've got lavender." "Oh, and all these fabulous things to put in the bath." "Aren't you going to join me?" "Yes, sure." "Of course." "You know what really pisses me off about my mother?" "Yes, let's talk about your mother again." "How is she?" "I'm sorry, William, I just need to get this off my chest." "No chance of me getting on it, is there, or anywhere near it?" "(Laughs) This matters to me." "I know." "That's why I asked." "How is she?" "Well, she's using Rick." "She's sleeping on his floor." "Rick." "Oh, come on, you can't be jealous about that." " I'm not sleeping on his floor." " He keeps popping up." "He's in the past." "The last time I saw him he was coming out of your shower." "Rick is in the past, like your wife is in the past." "Excuse me, my wife's dead." "There's a subtle difference, I know, but you don't come round and see her coming out of my bathroom, do you?" "Just as well." "Yes, it is just as well." "Yes, it is." "Can I get in the bath now?" "Yeah." "Well, I loved her on our wedding day," "I loved her right through our marriage." "I loved her right up until the moment before she was killed." "But when she died, I felt nothing." "No, it was worse than that." "I felt relieved." "Like I was better without her." "You see, my life changed when I was 20." "I was at college." "I was in the band." "The last thing I was ever going to be was an undertaken" "And then suddenly that's exactly what I am." "Dad keeled over." "Mum got me back home running the business, which I can't sell because there are debts." "Trapped." "And I was so angry." "God, I was angry." "When that faded... ..I just switched off." "I went sleepwalking" "And I was sleepwalking for the next 18 years." "I only woke up when Anne died." "And now I feel bad about that... ..because I realise now that I didn't love her..." "..that I've never been in love." "How can you be so sure?" "Cos I met you." "Because I saw your lovely face... ..and your laughing eyes and because I know how I feel now." "I'm head over heels in love... and still falling." "(Mobile rings)" "I don't even mind my job any more, that's how happy I am." "(Ringing continues)" "I've really got to get that." "Hello." "Mrs Ball." "Everything all right?" "What do you mean?" "Well, when did this happen?" "Can I speak to Kate, please?" "Kate, when did she go off?" "What time?" "But I spoke to..." "Oh, for God's sake." "OK, I'm coming home." "I'm coming now." "What?" "Julia?" "She's gone for a walk, she went about an hour and half ago." "It's getting dark." "What do I do, for God's sake?" "Call the police?" "She's 12." "Can't you think where she might have gone?" "Maybe she's seeing a friend." "No." "I think I know where she is." "Dad?" "It's all right." "It's all right." "It's OK." "How did you know?" "I didn't." "I just guessed." "I told Kate not to say anything." "I've spoiled your evening." " Jules, of course you haven't," " But you were with..." "You're more important to me than anything." "You and Kate." "You know that, don't you?" "I shouldn't have stayed so long." "I should've just told Mlum and come home." "Then no-one would have known." "But it was so lovely here." "Told M um what?" "That you've a girlfriend." "I had to tell her tonight, Dad." "I just had to." "But it's all right now." "And I really would like to meet Mary." "Can we go and see her now?" "Well, we've got Mrs Ball to deal with tonight." " Am I in trouble?" " Yeah, you are, big trouble." "You and Kate." "And me." "She's on the warpath" " Can I just say goodbye?" " Yeah, of course." "RADIO:" "FATS WALLER:" "J* Two Sleepy People" "J* I'd even slave for you" "J* I'd be a beggar or a knave for you, whatever that is," "J* And if that isn't love" "J* it'll have to do" "J* Until the real thing comes along" "J* I'd gladly move the earth for you" "J* To prove my love, dear, and its worth for you..." "Well, she was fine, but..." "Well, no, she wasn't." "She was upset about us or she wouldn't have done it." "So what are you going to do?" "Well, we talked about it on the phone." "Can you imagine anything more ridiculous?" "Me sitting there in this palatial hotel room, on the phone to him at 2:00am, talking about what should do about his daughters?" "He wanted me to meet them at some gig he was playing at." "A christening." "Today." "I don't know." "I just think it's a wee bit fast." "I think you should meet them." " Do you?" " Mm." "No, no, I shouldn't." "Listen, all I know so far is that the little one was in tears at her mother's grave, the first proper night we spent away together." "What's the other one going to be like?" "Oh, I don't know." "I just..." "I find the whole idea of meeting these children intimidating." "Wait till he sees yours." "Little ... cherubs_" "Mum, Doris wants to adopt us." "Great." "Let's hope they rush the paperwork through." "Mum, she had a great idea." "She said we can look on the Net." "Try an e-mail Search to try and find Dad." " Oh, brilliant." "(Mobile rings)" "So, what's that going to entail?" "Hang on." "(Mouths)" "MARY:" "Hello?" "Oh, hello, Judith." "Mary, I'm sorry." "I know it's Sunday and I know I'm a nuisance, but I just really need you to come and help." "No, it's fine." "OK." "Judith..." "Judith, it's fine." "I'll be right round, OK?" "Yeah, bye." "Why can't she get someone who's on call?" "We've got to get a taxi." " I'll give you a lift." " It's on the way home." "We'll get a cab." "Can we have the bill, please?" "(Doorbell rings)" "Can you get that?" "(Pounding on door)" "Girls!" "Please!" "Shit." "It wouldn't hurt, you Know." "It really wouldn't, Kate, just once." " Hello." " Hello." "I'm Molly." " Mary's mum." " Oh." "I thought it was about time maybe..." " that we met." " Erm..." " Can I come in?" " Yes." "Oh." "Oh..." "I like this." "Oh..." "Oh, I do like this!" "Oh..." "Oh, this is a kitchen." "This is a kitchen to cook in." "You don't mind me coming round, do you?" "No, no, no. it's lovely to meet you." "Oh..." "Oh, it's lovely." "I thought you might be able to help... ..me and Mary make it up." "You probably know we've not been getting on too well lately." "Now that I've met you..." "You're so nice." "As nice as your house." "Oh, what's this?" "Er ... that is ...er..." "That's the work of an idiot." "Don't move." "Rick..." " Can you paper a ceiling?" " Yeah." " Can you really paper a ceiling?" " Yeah, I'm good at it." "Get out." "How long will it take once you get started?" " Four or five hours." " Let's get going." "Er, yeah, thanks." "That's very kind..." " Dad, let him do it." " Julia, you don't" " This is my daughter Julia, by the way." " Oh, hello." " Shouldn't you be dressed?" " He knows what he's doing." "Besides, if he does the ceiling, we can go and see Mum." "You said we would." " I'll go and get the stuff." " We're going somewhere else." " We can go from there." " OK, yes, we can." "If you want a shower, the bathroom's upstairs." "I'll be ten minutes." " Hi." " She was up all night." "Only wanted to feed." "Very snuffly," "Judith got so sore." "It says in the book "regular feeds"." "I don't know what it's like now in our case." "Once every half an hour." "All right." "The baby wants the food." "Judith wants to give it to her." "Somehow it isn't there." "Hello." "Yes, I called you, didn't I?" "She's asleep now." "Good." "No, but..." "What time is it, anyway?" "Look, since I'm here, I'll have a check on the wee one, shall I?" "Oh, God!" "What are you doing?" "Call an ambulance." "Call an ambulance!" "Coming on nicely." " Where's Molly?" " Gone to work." "Come on." "I don't want to come." "This is important to your sister, OK?" "Move it!" "See you." "Martin!" "Martin, call them again!" "Is she going to be all right?" "Is she going to be OK?" "Ambulance." "Hello." "We called for an ambulance." "Owing." "33 Fullwell Road." "Give it here." "This is Mary Gilcrest I'm the midwife." "It's been 15 minutes." "Where's our ambulance?" "No, you don't need my number." "I've got a blue baby I'm trying to resuscitate" "Oh, look, forget it." "Get Judith." "Come on." "Out." "Get out." "What?" "Why?" "What's going on?" "Move it!" "King's Hospital." "I'll see you at home later." "No, wait." "(Honks horn)" "As quick as you can, please!" "OK, hold on." "Ah, Shit!" " What are you doing?" " I've got a sick baby in the back." "(Siren)" " Right, follow us!" "Two, three, four, five... 12 days old." "Cyanosis detected 30 minutes ago." "Pulse erratic." " Where's neonatal?" " On their way." "DOCTOR:" "I need that line in." "I'll do it." "Infant found in collapsed state, Mouth-to-mouth required." "Only intermittently breathing on her own." " OK, let's have a look." "(Baby cries)" "MARY:" "Crying's good." "Crying means she's breathing." "(Baby cries)" "That looks fantastic." "What do you think?" "Yeah, great." " I'm going home." " What?" "Hey, wait." "We're going to this christening." "Are you?" "I'm not." " Oh, Kate." " This is my weekend as well as yours." "I've done orchestra, I've done getting into trouble because you were out." "I've done sitting in a cemetery." "And now I'm going to do what I want to do and that's going home." "Dad?" "I'll go with her." "Look at me." "I'm filthy." "Sorry." "No." "Mrs Ball isn't around and I don't like you being on your own." "But we won't be." "The man's doing the ceiling." "We'll be fine." "Really." "Kate, I'm coming too." "Oh, thanks." "(Mobile rings)" "Hi, Mary." "Rick, I need a big favour." "Can you take the boys to see a film?" "I've got to go somewhere." " It's really urgent." " OK, yeah." "How much will it cost to get my room painted in black gloss?" "More than you'll ever have" "(Phone rings)" " Terence!" "Hello." "Terence, it's Rick." "I'm good." "I'm good." "Listen, do you want to earn some money?" "Because I could do with a real hand here." "J* Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans" "J* You know I love you so, baby, please don't go..." "See you." "Bye, darling." "Hey, hey, hi." " Hi." " How are you?" " Where are the girls?" " They didn't want to come." "Ooh." "I've brought them presents." "I'm all wound-up." "Oh, sorry." "Still..." "Oi!" "Excuse me, miss." " Can I have my bass player back?" " No." "There you go." "And don't say I never pay you." " What are you doing here?" " I've just had a bit of a day of it." "I'll hang." "You cut and paste." "I'll show you how to fold it up and pass it up to me." "It's really important how you fold it." "It mustn't be..." " Concentrate, Terence," " Where's the money?" " Brendan?" " No, when the job's done." "Nice house." "Whose is it?" "William's," "What, you mean Mum's William?" "Yeah." " JULIA:" "Rick?" " Oh, hi." "Look, we were just doing this." "Do you want to give us a hand?" " I don't mind." " Great." "Great." "This is Terence." "This is Brendan." "Introduce yourselves." "I've just got to ... er ... quick phone call." "Oh, Shit." "Molly, for God's sake ring me back." "Something awful's happened." "The baby's fine, but I just thought, you know, do what's important, do what matters." "And, well, meeting the girls was top of that list." "What about the boys?" "I thought you wanted to be with them." " The boys are fine." "They're with Rick." " What?" "You've got to get over this Rick thing." "I told you, he means nothing." "The girls are with Rick." "He's at my place." "He's papering a ceiling." "What if they hate each other?" " Do you want to give them a call?" " And say what?" "I'm going to kill my mother." "What was she doing coming to your house anyway?" "I think she wanted me to act as some sort of peacemaker between the two of you." "Right, I am definitely going to kill her." "(Rick revs up van)" "J* COLDPLAY:" "In My Place" "Nice CD´s." "Thanks." "You play this?" "Yeah." "Do you smoke?" "No." "My mum used to." "Do you smoke this?" "Right, right..." "He ran out of the house with four bags and then he drove off." "But there's still somebody in there." "Two colored boys." "(Dog barks)" "So, how old are you?" "14." " Hold are you?" " 15." "(Dog barks)" "Oh, no." "All right, all right." "Come on." "(Dog barks)" " What's going on?" " You've had a burglary." "We have not had a burglary." "And I heard what you said about my friends." " What was that?" " All right, thank you." "Everyone calm down." "Would you mind leaving us for a moment, sir?" "We're still trying to work out what's going on." "But there's just the small matter of this," "There he is." "That's him." "That's who I saw." "Right." "He's not a burglar." " That's Rick." " He had four bags with him, four full bags." "Of wallpaper." "We were decorating." " You have really done it this time!" " Me?" "What have I done?" "All this!" "Just a caution, sir." "That's all." "Calm down." "Calm down?" "Excuse me." "Thank you very much." "What are you trying to do to me?" "You barge into my house, you take advantage and now you're giving my children drugs!" "How dare you speak to my mother like that!" "I'm also speaking to your ex-boyfriend." "I assume he is your ex-boyfriend." "Come here." "You invited them." "You asked them to do the decorating." "What do you mean, I invited them and asked them?" "They invaded me!" " Let's go." " No problem." "They were doing you a huge favour." " Doing me a favour?" " They've been decorating your house!" " Leave them to it, shall we?" " Yeah, better." "That's the trouble." "You wouldn't know a favour if it grabbed you by the ears," "you big, fat, complacent bigot!" " What do you mean fat?" "Are you calling me fat?" "Wait for me." "MARY:" "And you're ungrateful." " I'm not fat!" "Anyone seen Mary?" "Mary?" " I'm looking for Mary." " She's having her lunch in the locker room." "DORIS:" "Well?" "Hiya." "OK, don't tell me you saved a baby." "Don't tell me you're a hero." " Oh, that." " Oh, that." "More important things have happened since then." "Oh, yeah." "How was it?" "Did you meet them?" "Everyone's met each other." "William met the boys and I met his girls, and they met each other and liked each other." "Brilliant." "Yeah." "Except I don't think he's ever going to speak to me again." "Catherine wants to see you in her office, Mary." "There's a bouquet of flowers for you at the desk." " Who from?" " Who from?" "Blue baby." "The Owings." "Commendations and medals." "Ask to go up a grade." "(Knocks)" " Come in." "CATHERINE:" "Sit down, Mary." "I'm afraid you're being suspended," " on full pay, pending an RCM enquiry." " I beg your pardon?" "You were off-duty, you called an ambulance," " left before it arrived in an uninsured minicab" " Excuse me." " Mary." " Excuse me." "I got a call." "I went." "The baby was dying." "You broke codes of practice." "Well, the ambulance didn't turn up." "It arrived two minutes after you left." "And I was supposed to gamble on that, was I?" "The baby is alive." "There's a bunch of flowers out there thanking me." "Yes, well, I'm sorry, but you endangered the baby by taking it in the minicab" "CATHERINE:" "There's more than one reason for this action, Mary." "I'm sorry to put it this way, but you've been an accident waiting to happen for some time now." "Oh, I see, this is personal, is it?" "OK." "OK." "Mary!" " G grade?" " No, not quite." "Well, these are obviously meant for you." "If you crush the stems at the bottom, you'll find they last longer." "It won't hurt when you stick 'em up your arse." "What time does this memorial service start?" "Six." "Are you coming?" "Miss a 2Olb rocket?" "Ho ho ho!" " Can you call Henderson's, William?" " Yeah." "Any others?" "No." "Were you expecting any?" "I suppose not, really." "(Mobile rings)" "Hello." "Mum." "Mum, I don't want to hear it, OK?" "Look, you started this." "You went round to William's You're to blame." "Well, I just hope you're satisfied." "Why?" "Why?" "Because you've got what you wanted, haven't you?" "You've put an end to me and William." "Happy?" "The important question is whats the front room like?" "The stupid thing is, they did a really good job." " Why is that stupid?" " Well, I suppose it isn't, is it?" "But I can't tell her." "That's stupid, isn't it?" "I don't know why I'm doing this this evening." "I had a mate once." "He said to me, "Are you coming to this bonfire party?"" "I said, "Will there be fireworks?"" "Says he, "There will be when I turn up." "I'm not invited."" "I've always remembered that." " I'm going to call her." " I..." "Don't say anything, please." "Don't say anything." "Mr Shawcross!" "Over here!" "There they are." "Ahoy, there!" " Good evening." " Evening." "Come aboard." "No heat, no moisture." "Perfection." "And thank you." "It's a pleasure." "Like a bloody Exocet" "Yeah." "Mum, I don't know what's going to happen." "Uh, I know you're sorry." "Can you what?" "No, Mum, you are never coming back, OK?" "No, I'm going to go now." "No, I'm going." "Mum, this is me going." "Bye." "(Mobile rings once)" "WILLIAM ON VOICEMAIL:" "Mary hi, it's me. /really miss you." "I'm going to be at the south side of Hungerford Bridge tonight at six, if you want to..." "I mean, I don't know, but maybe..." "MR BENSON:" "Dad always was larger than life." "And he had a motto." ""Not with a whimper... ..but a bang."" "With that in mind..." "HI-FI:" "J* BLAKE:" "Jerusalem" "J* And did those feet in ancient times..." "Do join in, if you know the words." "J* Walk upon England's mountains green?" "J* And was the holy lamb of God" "J* On England's pleasant pastures seen?" "J* And did the countenance divine" "J* Shine forth upon our clouded hills?" "J* And was Jerusalem builded here" "J* Among those dark satanic mills?" "J* Give me my bow of burning gold" "J* Bring me my arrows of desire" "J* Bring me my shield" "J* Oh, clouds unfold..." "MARY:" "William!" "J* Bring me my chariot of fire" "J* I will not cease from mental fight" "J* Nor shall my sword" "WILLIAM:" "Mary!" "Mary!" "I just wanted to say I'm sorry." "(Rocket squeals)" " What?" "J* Till we have built Jerusalem..." "I'm sorry!" "I love you!" "J* In England's" "What?" "J* Green and pleasant land... I ..." "love ... you!"