"[ CLOCK TICKING ]" "[SIGHS]" "[ Ringing ]" "[ Click, dial tone ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "OHH." "[GROANS]" "OH." "TAXI!" "MERCI BEAUCOUP." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "[MUTTERS]" "[ SOBBING ] [ SIREN WAILS ] [ SIREN WAILING ]" "[ BEEP ] Hi,Michael." "It'sLindafrom" "Hi,Michael." "It'sLindafrom ManhattanRealty." "It'sLindafrom ManhattanRealty." "Congratulationsonsellingthe" "ManhattanRealty." "Congratulationsonsellingthe  apartment." "Congratulationsonsellingthe  apartment." "Sorrywecouldn'tget your apartment." "Sorrywecouldn'tget your askingprice,butsellingany" "Sorrywecouldn'tget your askingprice,butsellingany two-bedroomonthe askingprice,butsellingany two-bedroomonthe UpperWestSideinthis market two-bedroomonthe UpperWestSideinthis market isa victory." "UpperWestSideinthis market isa victory." "Youshouldfeelgreat." "isa victory." "Youshouldfeelgreat." "Goodluckin yournew place." "CANYOUSPARESOMECHANGE, MISS?" "MISS, PLEASE?" "MISS?" "MISS, PLEASE?" "EXCUSE ME." "MISS, PLEASE?" "EXCUSE ME." "CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE," "EXCUSE ME." "CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, PLEASE, SIR?" "CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, PLEASE, SIR?" "SORRY,BRO." "PLEASE, SIR?" "SORRY,BRO." "IBETYOUARE ." "SORRY,BRO." "IBETYOUARE ." "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU CAN'T" "IBETYOUARE ." "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU CAN'T SPARE NOT EVEN A QUARTER, RIGHT?" "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU CAN'T SPARE NOT EVEN A QUARTER, RIGHT?" "I'M$ 600,000INDEBT." "SPARE NOT EVEN A QUARTER, RIGHT?" "I'M$ 600,000INDEBT." "DAMN!" "I'M$ 600,000INDEBT." "DAMN!" "YOU WANT SOME STICKY RICE?" "DAMN!" "YOU WANT SOME STICKY RICE?" "NO,THANKS." "YOU WANT SOME STICKY RICE?" "NO,THANKS." "EXCUSEME." "NO,THANKS." "EXCUSEME." "I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT," "EXCUSEME." "I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, UM, ARE YOU MICHAEL SHIVER?" "I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, UM, ARE YOU MICHAEL SHIVER?" "YEAH." "UM, ARE YOU MICHAEL SHIVER?" "YEAH." "OH,MYGOD." "YEAH." "OH,MYGOD." "I LOVED "FALL."" "OH,MYGOD." "I LOVED "FALL." I MUST HAVE READ IT LIKE 10" "I LOVED "FALL." I MUST HAVE READ IT LIKE 10 TIMES MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH" "I MUST HAVE READ IT LIKE 10 TIMES MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL." "TIMES MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL." "THANKS." "SCHOOL." "THANKS." "WHYHAVEN'TYOUWRITTEN" "THANKS." "WHYHAVEN'TYOUWRITTEN ANOTHER BOOK SINCE?" "WHYHAVEN'TYOUWRITTEN ANOTHER BOOK SINCE?" "IDID" " TWO,ACTUALLY." "ANOTHER BOOK SINCE?" "IDID" " TWO,ACTUALLY." "OH." "OKAY." "IDID" " TWO,ACTUALLY." "OH." "OKAY." "IDON'TMEANTOBERUDE, BUT" "OH." "OKAY." "IDON'TMEANTOBERUDE, BUT I GOT TO " " I GOT TO GO, SO..." "IDON'TMEANTOBERUDE, BUT I GOT TO " " I GOT TO GO, SO..." "OKAY." "I GOT TO " " I GOT TO GO, SO..." "OKAY." "THANK YOU FOR WRITING THOSE" "OKAY." "THANK YOU FOR WRITING THOSE BOOKS." "THANK YOU FOR WRITING THOSE BOOKS." "DID THEY WIND UP TOGETHER IN THE" "BOOKS." "DID THEY WIND UP TOGETHER IN THE END?" "!" "DID THEY WIND UP TOGETHER IN THE END?" "!" "IT'S SO AMBIGUOUS." "END?" "!" "IT'S SO AMBIGUOUS." "IT ALWAYS KILLED ME." "IT'S SO AMBIGUOUS." "IT ALWAYS KILLED ME." "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "IT ALWAYS KILLED ME." "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "ITHINKTHEYDID ." "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "ITHINKTHEYDID ." "THENI GUESSTHEYDID ." "ITHINKTHEYDID ." "THENI GUESSTHEYDID ." "[LAUGHS]" "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]" "ANSWERMYQUESTION!" "ANDIFIWAS ?" "AND IFI WAS?" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "ANDIFIWAS ?" "AND IFI WAS?" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "DON'T YOU FUCKING PLAY WITH ME." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "DON'T YOU FUCKING PLAY WITH ME." "IF I FIND OUT YOU WAS FUCKING" "DON'T YOU FUCKING PLAY WITH ME." "IF I FIND OUT YOU WAS FUCKING MIGUEL, I'M GONNA CUT BOTH" "IF I FIND OUT YOU WAS FUCKING MIGUEL, I'M GONNA CUT BOTH Y'ALL'S FUCKING HEADS OFF." "MIGUEL, I'M GONNA CUT BOTH Y'ALL'S FUCKING HEADS OFF." "NO, FUCK YOU!" "Y'ALL'S FUCKING HEADS OFF." "NO, FUCK YOU!" "WHATABOUTJOLISA,UH-HUH?" "NO, FUCK YOU!" "WHATABOUTJOLISA,UH-HUH?" "AND MARIE?" "WHAT ABOUT THEM?" "WHATABOUTJOLISA,UH-HUH?" "AND MARIE?" "WHAT ABOUT THEM?" "THEMBITCHESDIDN'TMEANSHIT" "AND MARIE?" "WHAT ABOUT THEM?" "THEMBITCHESDIDN'TMEANSHIT  TO ME!" "THEMBITCHESDIDN'TMEANSHIT  TO ME!" "[SIGHS]" "TO ME!" "[SIGHS] [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "DON'TFUCKWITHME!" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "I DON'T MIND GOING ON VACATION" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "I DON'T MIND GOING ON VACATION AGAIN." "I DON'T MIND GOING ON VACATION AGAIN." "BITCH, CALL HIM!" "AGAIN." "BITCH, CALL HIM!" "CALL HIM, CALL HIM!" "BITCH, CALL HIM!" "CALL HIM, CALL HIM!" "CALL HIM!" "CALL HIM, CALL HIM!" "CALL HIM!" "GETYOURHANDSOFF ME!" "CALL HIM!" "GETYOURHANDSOFF ME!" "[ SIREN WAILING ]" "HOWISYOURNEW MANUSCRIPT SELLING, BY THE WAY?" "IT'SNOT." "IT 'SNOT." "SELLING, BY THE WAY?" "IT'SNOT." "IT 'SNOT." "PUBLISHERS ARE NOT INTERESTED." "IT'SNOT." "IT 'SNOT." "PUBLISHERS ARE NOT INTERESTED." "THERE'S STILL A COUPLE MORE" "PUBLISHERS ARE NOT INTERESTED." "THERE'S STILL A COUPLE MORE WE'RE OUT TO, BUT..." "THERE'S STILL A COUPLE MORE WE'RE OUT TO, BUT..." "[ SIGHS ] I'M JUST " " I'M JUST" "WE'RE OUT TO, BUT..." "[ SIGHS ] I'M JUST " " I'M JUST OVER IT, OKAY?" "[ SIGHS ] I'M JUST " " I'M JUST OVER IT, OKAY?" "I'M DONE." "OVER IT, OKAY?" "I'M DONE." "IF THIS BOOK DOESN'T SELL..." "I'M DONE." "IF THIS BOOK DOESN'T SELL..." "I refuse to write the kinds of" "IF THIS BOOK DOESN'T SELL..." "I refuse to write the kinds of books that the kinds of people" "I refuse to write the kinds of books that the kinds of people who buy books want to read." "books that the kinds of people who buy books want to read." "YOUKNOWWHATYOU SHOULDDO?" "who buy books want to read." "YOUKNOWWHATYOU SHOULDDO?" "Oh, my God." "I'm a genius." "YOUKNOWWHATYOU SHOULDDO?" "Oh, my God." "I'm a genius." "WHAT?" "Oh, my God." "I'm a genius." "WHAT?" "COMETOPARIS!" "WHAT?" "COMETOPARIS!" "I have a nice apartment in" "COMETOPARIS!" "I have a nice apartment in Montmartre." "I have a nice apartment in Montmartre." "JUST COME." "Montmartre." "JUST COME." "YOU'LL GET A NEW PERSPECTIVE." "JUST COME." "YOU'LL GET A NEW PERSPECTIVE." "IDON'TKNOW." "YOU'LL GET A NEW PERSPECTIVE." "IDON'TKNOW." "I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO PARIS" "IDON'TKNOW." "I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO PARIS SINCE SARAH AND I BROKE UP." "I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO PARIS SINCE SARAH AND I BROKE UP." "OH,I MEAN,IT 'SHIGHTIME" "SINCE SARAH AND I BROKE UP." "OH,I MEAN,IT 'SHIGHTIME YOU EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS." "OH,I MEAN,IT 'SHIGHTIME YOU EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS." "FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, THAT WAS," "YOU EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS." "FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, THAT WAS, WHAT, 15 YEARS AGO?" "FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, THAT WAS, WHAT, 15 YEARS AGO?" "You'll be fine." "WHAT, 15 YEARS AGO?" "You'll be fine." "You're in a funk." "You'll be fine." "You're in a funk." "OKAY, MIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT" "You're in a funk." "OKAY, MIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT TO GO." "OKAY, MIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT TO GO." "COME TO PARIS, OKAY?" "TO GO." "COME TO PARIS, OKAY?" "Just come." "COME TO PARIS, OKAY?" "Just come." "[ Click ]" "[BREATHESDEEPLY] GOD'S PRESENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN UNDENIABLE IN MY LIFE." "GOD'S PRESENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN UNDENIABLE IN MY LIFE." "IT'S MY PRESENCE THAT HAS OFTEN" "UNDENIABLE IN MY LIFE." "IT'S MY PRESENCE THAT HAS OFTEN BEEN SUSPECT." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "MERCI." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ SMACKING NOISES ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "[COUGHS] [ DOORBELL RINGS ] MOM,MICHAEL'SHEREFROM" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] MOM,MICHAEL'SHEREFROM STATES." "MOM,MICHAEL'SHEREFROM STATES." "WHAT'STHAT,CHéRI?" "STATES." "WHAT'STHAT,CHéRI?" "MICHAEL!" "WHAT'STHAT,CHéRI?" "MICHAEL!" "HEY,MAN." "MICHAEL!" "HEY,MAN." "IDON'TBELIEVEIT!" "HEY,MAN." "IDON'TBELIEVEIT!" "YOU CAME!" "IDON'TBELIEVEIT!" "YOU CAME!" "IDID." "IDID ." "ICAME ." "YOU CAME!" "IDID." "IDID ." "ICAME ." "OH!" "IDID." "IDID ." "ICAME ." "OH!" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "OH!" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "HEINVITEDME ,ANDIFIGURED" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "HEINVITEDME ,ANDIFIGURED I'D SURPRISE YOU GUYS." "HEINVITEDME ,ANDIFIGURED I'D SURPRISE YOU GUYS." "HEWASDEPRESSED,SOI TOLD" "I'D SURPRISE YOU GUYS." "HEWASDEPRESSED,SOI TOLD  HIM TO COME OVER." "HEWASDEPRESSED,SOI TOLD  HIM TO COME OVER." "HE'S STAYING AT MY FATHER'S" "HIM TO COME OVER." "HE'S STAYING AT MY FATHER'S STUDIO." "HE'S STAYING AT MY FATHER'S STUDIO." "HOWGREAT." "STUDIO." "HOWGREAT." "YOU CAN KEEP HIM COMPANY ON THE" "HOWGREAT." "YOU CAN KEEP HIM COMPANY ON THE NIGHTS I KICK HIM OUT OF THE" "YOU CAN KEEP HIM COMPANY ON THE NIGHTS I KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE." "NIGHTS I KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE." "[ LAUGHS ] JUST KIDDING." "HOUSE." "[ LAUGHS ] JUST KIDDING." "HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU!" "OH!" "[ LAUGHS ] JUST KIDDING." "HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU!" "OH!" "IT'SGREATTO SEEYOU ." "HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU!" "OH!" "IT'SGREATTO SEEYOU ." "[ WATER RUNNING ]" "[ WATER STOPS ] THIS PLACE IS AMAZING." "YEAH." "THIS PLACE IS AMAZING." "YEAH." "MY FATHER BOUGHT IT IN THE '40s." "YEAH." "MY FATHER BOUGHT IT IN THE '40s." "HE USED IT AS KIND OF AN OFFICE." "MY FATHER BOUGHT IT IN THE '40s." "HE USED IT AS KIND OF AN OFFICE." "I'M GLAD YOU CAME." "HE USED IT AS KIND OF AN OFFICE." "I'M GLAD YOU CAME." "I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY" "I'M GLAD YOU CAME." "I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOU." "I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOU." "[SCOFFS]I HOPESO." "GOOD FOR YOU." "[SCOFFS]I HOPESO." "[CHUCKLES]" "[SCOFFS]I HOPESO." "[CHUCKLES] [ SIREN WAILING ]" "[CHUCKLES] [ SIREN WAILING ] [ COUGHS ]" "[ SIREN WAILING ] [ COUGHS ] [ BUZZER SOUNDS ]" "[ COUGHS ] [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] [ SNIFFS, SIGHS ]" "[ BUZZER SOUNDS ] [ SNIFFS, SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT." "SO..." "[ SNIFFS, SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT." "SO..." "YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHOP DOWN" "ALL RIGHT." "SO..." "YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHOP DOWN THERE FOR FRUITS AND WATER." "YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHOP DOWN THERE FOR FRUITS AND WATER." "OKAY." "THERE FOR FRUITS AND WATER." "OKAY." "SACRé-COEURISJUSTUPTHERE." "OKAY." "SACRé-COEURISJUSTUPTHERE." "YEAH." "SACRé-COEURISJUSTUPTHERE." "YEAH." "ANDLAMARCK-CAULAINCOURTWILL" "YEAH." "ANDLAMARCK-CAULAINCOURTWILL BE YOUR METRO." "ANDLAMARCK-CAULAINCOURTWILL BE YOUR METRO." "YOU REMEMBER?" "BE YOUR METRO." "YOU REMEMBER?" "DOESN'TMATTER." "YOU REMEMBER?" "DOESN'TMATTER." "PARIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN" "DOESN'TMATTER." "PARIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN BE LOST AND FOUND AT THE SAME" "PARIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN BE LOST AND FOUND AT THE SAME TIME." "BE LOST AND FOUND AT THE SAME TIME." "[CHUCKLES]" "TIME." "[CHUCKLES] THANKSSOMUCHFOR HAVINGME," "[CHUCKLES] THANKSSOMUCHFOR HAVINGME, CHARLES." "THANKSSOMUCHFOR HAVINGME, CHARLES." "I REALLY APPRECIATE IT." "CHARLES." "I REALLY APPRECIATE IT." "IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU." "I REALLY APPRECIATE IT." "IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU." "IT'SA PLEASURE,BUDDY." "IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU." "IT'SA PLEASURE,BUDDY." "YEAH." "I 'LLSEEYOUSOON." "IT'SA PLEASURE,BUDDY." "YEAH." "I 'LLSEEYOUSOON." "HAVEFUN." "YEAH." "I 'LLSEEYOUSOON." "HAVEFUN." "OKAY." "HAVEFUN." "OKAY." "YOUTAKECARE." "OKAY." "YOUTAKECARE." "OKAY." "[SPEAKINGFRENCH] [ SMOOCHES ]" "[SINGINGIN FRENCH]" "OH!" "OH,OH,IT 'S" " IT 'SNOT MINE." "NO, BUT I DIDN'T DROP IT." "GODWANTSYOUTOHAVE IT." "YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY." "GODWANTSYOUTOHAVE IT." "YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY." "WELCOME TO PARIS." "YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY." "WELCOME TO PARIS." "YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ASK, BUT DO" "WELCOME TO PARIS." "YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ASK, BUT DO YOU HAVE A FEW EUROS, I CAN GET" "YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ASK, BUT DO YOU HAVE A FEW EUROS, I CAN GET SOMETHING TO EAT?" "YOU HAVE A FEW EUROS, I CAN GET SOMETHING TO EAT?" "YEAH." "YEAH,SURE." "SOMETHING TO EAT?" "YEAH." "YEAH,SURE." "YOU'REVERYKIND." "YEAH." "YEAH,SURE." "YOU'REVERYKIND." "GOD PICKED THE RIGHT MAN TO" "YOU'REVERYKIND." "GOD PICKED THE RIGHT MAN TO GRACE." "GOD PICKED THE RIGHT MAN TO GRACE." "TAKETHIS" " BUTALSO,TAKE" "GRACE." "TAKETHIS" " BUTALSO,TAKE  THE RING, TAKE THE RING." "TAKETHIS" " BUTALSO,TAKE  THE RING, TAKE THE RING." "NO,NO." "THE RING, TAKE THE RING." "NO,NO." "NO,YOUCAN" "YOUCANSELL" "NO,NO." "NO,YOUCAN" "YOUCANSELL IT." "NO,YOUCAN" "YOUCANSELL IT." "NO!" "IT." "NO!" "TAKEIT." "NO!" "TAKEIT." "THATWASMEANTFOR YOU ." "TAKEIT." "THATWASMEANTFOR YOU ." "IT WAS AT YOUR FEET." "THATWASMEANTFOR YOU ." "IT WAS AT YOUR FEET." "IT'S" "IT'SALADY'SRING" "IT WAS AT YOUR FEET." "IT'S" "IT'SALADY'SRING  ANYWAY." "IT'S" "IT'SALADY'SRING  ANYWAY." "WELL,THEN,GIVEITTOA" "ANYWAY." "WELL,THEN,GIVEITTOA LADY." "WELL,THEN,GIVEITTOA LADY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "LADY." "[ CHUCKLES ] IWISHIHAD ONE TOGIVE IT" "[ CHUCKLES ] IWISHIHAD ONE TOGIVE IT TO." "IWISHIHAD ONE TOGIVE IT TO." "YOUWILLHAVEONE SOONNOW." "[SIGHS] [SPEAKINGFRENCH]" "[ HORN HONKS ]" "[ CONVERSING IN FRENCH ]" "YOU'RESTRICT." "HOW DO YOU SAY "YOU'RE STRICT" IN FRENCH -- "YOU'RE STRICT"?" "MERCI." "YOU'RE" "YOU'REHARD." "YOU'RE, LIKE " " YOU'RE STRICT" "YOU'RE" "YOU'REHARD." "YOU'RE, LIKE " " YOU'RE STRICT WITH THE LITTLE DOGGY." "IS THAT HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, LIKE WITH A " "HAVE A BOYFRIEND, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, LIKE WITH A -- WITH A BOYFRIEND " " STRICT?" "YOU'RE IN LOVE, LIKE WITH A -- WITH A BOYFRIEND " " STRICT?" "YOU DISCIPLINE HIM HARD LIKE" "WITH A BOYFRIEND " " STRICT?" "YOU DISCIPLINE HIM HARD LIKE THAT?" "[LAUGHS] IDON'TKNOWWHATYOU'RE SAYING TO ME, BUT I COULD WATCH" "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOU'RE SAYING TO ME, BUT I COULD WATCH YOU SAY IT FOREVER." "SAYING TO ME, BUT I COULD WATCH YOU SAY IT FOREVER." "OKAY." "WAIT,WAIT." "MA'AM." "MA-- [ SIGHS ]" "MA'AM." "MA-- [ SIGHS ] SO, HOW MUCH ARE THOSE ORANGES?" "[ SIGHS ] SO, HOW MUCH ARE THOSE ORANGES?" "BONSOIR." "SO, HOW MUCH ARE THOSE ORANGES?" "BONSOIR." "BONSOIR." "BONSOIR." "BONSOIR." "TRèSBIEN." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "[LAUGHS]" "[ GROANS ]" "[ SCREAMS ] [ GROANING ] [ DOG BARKING ]" "Shh!" "Shh." "Shh!" "NO,NO,NO ,NO !" "OUI, OUI, OUI, OUI!" "OKAY." "NO,NO,NO !" "[ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ]" "NO,NO,NO !" "[ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ] [LAUGHS]" "[ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ] [LAUGHS] [SPITTING]" "C'ESTBIEN." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "AAH!" "[CHUCKLES]" "[ SIGHS ]" "DOYOUSPEAKENGLISH?" "DOWNSTAIRS." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "DOWNSTAIRS." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] ENTRES." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] ENTRES." "I'M" "I 'MSOSORRYI'M LATE." "ENTRES." "I'M" "I 'MSOSORRYI'M LATE." "IT'SPOLITETO SAYHELLOWHEN" "I'M" "I 'MSOSORRYI'M LATE." "IT'SPOLITETO SAYHELLOWHEN  YOU FIRST SEE SOMEONE." "IT'SPOLITETO SAYHELLOWHEN  YOU FIRST SEE SOMEONE." "OH,EXCUSEME ." "HELLO." "YOU FIRST SEE SOMEONE." "OH,EXCUSEME ." "HELLO." "I'M MICHAEL." "OH,EXCUSEME ." "HELLO." "I'M MICHAEL." "HELLO,MICHAEL." "I'M MICHAEL." "HELLO,MICHAEL." "I'M NATALIE." "HELLO,MICHAEL." "I'M NATALIE." "HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE." "I'M NATALIE." "HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE." "THANKYOU." "BIG,FANCYAMERICANWRITER." "YOU DON'T LOOK VERY FANCY NOW, DO YOU?" "YOU DON'T LOOK VERY FANCY NOW, DO YOU?" "YOU LOOK PUNY AND SMALL." "DO YOU?" "YOU LOOK PUNY AND SMALL." "YOU'RE PATHETIC." "YOU LOOK PUNY AND SMALL." "YOU'RE PATHETIC." "YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD PAY ANY" "YOU'RE PATHETIC." "YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL, EVEN TO" "YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL, EVEN TO USE YOU FOR MY ENJOYMENT." "ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL, EVEN TO USE YOU FOR MY ENJOYMENT." "NO MONEY, NO CAREER, NO WOMAN." "USE YOU FOR MY ENJOYMENT." "NO MONEY, NO CAREER, NO WOMAN." "YOU USED TO BE BELOVED, DIDN'T" "NO MONEY, NO CAREER, NO WOMAN." "YOU USED TO BE BELOVED, DIDN'T YOU?" "YOU USED TO BE BELOVED, DIDN'T YOU?" "BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR" "YOU?" "BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOKS ANYMORE." "BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOKS ANYMORE." "YOUR TIME IS PAST." "BOOKS ANYMORE." "YOUR TIME IS PAST." "I WANT TO READ SOME FRESH, YOUNG" "YOUR TIME IS PAST." "I WANT TO READ SOME FRESH, YOUNG AUTHORS, NOT DELUDED," "I WANT TO READ SOME FRESH, YOUNG AUTHORS, NOT DELUDED, SELF-OBSESSED NARCISSISTS." "AUTHORS, NOT DELUDED, SELF-OBSESSED NARCISSISTS." "THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN" "SELF-OBSESSED NARCISSISTS." "THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU THINKING YOUR LIFE IS" "THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU THINKING YOUR LIFE IS INTERESTING AND ANYONE ELSE" "YOU THINKING YOUR LIFE IS INTERESTING AND ANYONE ELSE THINKING IT IS." "INTERESTING AND ANYONE ELSE THINKING IT IS." "[EXHALESSHARPLY,COUGHS]" "THINKING IT IS." "[EXHALESSHARPLY,COUGHS] ANDLETME ASSUREYOU ,NOONE" "[EXHALESSHARPLY,COUGHS] ANDLETME ASSUREYOU ,NOONE DOES." "THEREYOUGO ." "MERCI,MICHAEL." "HOWFARWOULDYOU GO?" "MERCI,MICHAEL." "HOWFARWOULDYOU GO?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "HOWFARWOULDYOU GO?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "LIKE,HURTINGSOMEBODY." "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "LIKE,HURTINGSOMEBODY." "IWOULDNEVERINJURESOMEONE" "LIKE,HURTINGSOMEBODY." "IWOULDNEVERINJURESOMEONE FOREVER." "IWOULDNEVERINJURESOMEONE FOREVER." "I WOULDN'T CUT THEIR BALLS OFF," "FOREVER." "I WOULDN'T CUT THEIR BALLS OFF, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN." "I WOULDN'T CUT THEIR BALLS OFF, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN." "ONLY PAIN, BUT IT GOES AWAY..." "IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN." "ONLY PAIN, BUT IT GOES AWAY..." "couple of days or so." "ONLY PAIN, BUT IT GOES AWAY..." "couple of days or so." "ARETHEREDOMINATRIXESTHAT couple of days or so." "ARETHEREDOMINATRIXESTHAT WILL GO FARTHER?" "ARETHEREDOMINATRIXESTHAT WILL GO FARTHER?" "OFCOURSE." "WILL GO FARTHER?" "OFCOURSE." "LIKE..." "KILLSOMEONE?" "OFCOURSE." "LIKE..." "KILLSOMEONE?" "NO." "OFCOURSENOT ." "LIKE..." "KILLSOMEONE?" "NO." "OFCOURSENOT ." "THAT'S NOT BDSM." "THAT'S MURDER." "NO." "OFCOURSENOT ." "THAT'S NOT BDSM." "THAT'S MURDER." "SOYOUNEVERHEARDOFANYONE" "THAT'S NOT BDSM." "THAT'S MURDER." "SOYOUNEVERHEARDOFANYONE LIKE THAT?" "SOYOUNEVERHEARDOFANYONE LIKE THAT?" "IHEARDOF ONECRAZYGIRL" "LIKE THAT?" "IHEARDOF ONECRAZYGIRL  WHO WOULD DO THIS." "IHEARDOF ONECRAZYGIRL  WHO WOULD DO THIS." "I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE." "WHO WOULD DO THIS." "I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE." "REALLY?" "WOW." "I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE." "REALLY?" "WOW." "YEAH." "REALLY?" "WOW." "YEAH." "[ BEEP ]" "YEAH." "[ BEEP ] Hi,Michael." "It 'sCharles." "[ BEEP ] Hi,Michael." "It 'sCharles." "Hopeyou'recomfortable." "Hi,Michael." "It 'sCharles." "Hopeyou'recomfortable." "Carolineandthekidswant To" "Hopeyou'recomfortable." "Carolineandthekidswant To makesureyou'recomingfor" "Carolineandthekidswant To makesureyou'recomingfor Christmas." "makesureyou'recomingfor Christmas." "Noexcuses." "Christmas." "Noexcuses." "Seeyouthen." "Noexcuses." "Seeyouthen." "ENDOFNEWMESSAGES." "Seeyouthen." "ENDOFNEWMESSAGES." "TOLISTENTO YOURMESSAGES," "ENDOFNEWMESSAGES." "TOLISTENTO YOURMESSAGES, PRESS1 ." "TOLISTENTO YOURMESSAGES, PRESS1 ." "TOSENDAMESSAGE,PRESS..." "[SPEAKINGFRENCH] BONJOUR!" "[SIGHS]BONJOUR." "BONJOUR!" "[SIGHS]BONJOUR." "BONJOUR." "[SIGHS]BONJOUR." "BONJOUR." "BONJOUR,BONJOUR." "BONJOUR." "BONJOUR,BONJOUR." "LOOK, I'M " " I'M SORRY." "BONJOUR,BONJOUR." "LOOK, I'M " " I'M SORRY." "I'M REALLY LATE." "LOOK, I'M " " I'M SORRY." "I'M REALLY LATE." "DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE BIKE?" "I'M REALLY LATE." "DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE BIKE?" "PLEASE." "DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE BIKE?" "PLEASE." "YOU'RE" "YOUDIDN'T" "I" "PLEASE." "YOU'RE" "YOUDIDN'T" "I  DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER." "YOU'RE" "YOUDIDN'T" "I  DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER." "WE " " WE MET LAST NIGHT IN THIS" "DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER." "WE " " WE MET LAST NIGHT IN THIS LITTLE BODEGA " " THE ORANGE" "WE " " WE MET LAST NIGHT IN THIS LITTLE BODEGA " " THE ORANGE STORE." "LITTLE BODEGA " " THE ORANGE STORE." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "STORE." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "I REMEMBER." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "I REMEMBER." "YOUHADTHELITTLEDOG." "I REMEMBER." "YOUHADTHELITTLEDOG." "MM-HMM." "YOUHADTHELITTLEDOG." "MM-HMM." "YEAH." "MM-HMM." "YEAH." "YOU " " YOU DIDN'T " " YOU" "YEAH." "YOU " " YOU DIDN'T " " YOU DIDN'T " " I DON'T " " I'M NOT " "YOU " " YOU DIDN'T " " YOU DIDN'T " " I DON'T " " I'M NOT -- I WAS JET-LAGGED." "I DON'T KNOW." "DIDN'T " " I DON'T " " I'M NOT -- I WAS JET-LAGGED." "I DON'T KNOW." "BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU REALLY" "I WAS JET-LAGGED." "I DON'T KNOW." "BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU REALLY SPEAKING ENGLISH AT ALL," "BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU REALLY SPEAKING ENGLISH AT ALL, CERTAINLY NOT THIS WELL." "SPEAKING ENGLISH AT ALL, CERTAINLY NOT THIS WELL." "DID YOU " " DID YOU?" "CERTAINLY NOT THIS WELL." "DID YOU " " DID YOU?" "SO,WHATDIDYOU WANTTODO" "DID YOU " " DID YOU?" "SO,WHATDIDYOU WANTTODO  WITH THE BIKE?" "SO,WHATDIDYOU WANTTODO  WITH THE BIKE?" "[SIGHS]" "WITH THE BIKE?" "[SIGHS] I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE." "[SIGHS] I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE." "JUST GET IN THE BASKET." "I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE." "JUST GET IN THE BASKET." "I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT." "JUST GET IN THE BASKET." "I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT." "[ BELL RINGS ]" "I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT." "[ BELL RINGS ] SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "[ BELL RINGS ] SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "I'M MICHAEL." "SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "I'M MICHAEL." "WHY DON'T WE CANCEL OUR PLANS" "I'M MICHAEL." "WHY DON'T WE CANCEL OUR PLANS AND JUST GO HAVE DINNER?" "WHY DON'T WE CANCEL OUR PLANS AND JUST GO HAVE DINNER?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "AND JUST GO HAVE DINNER?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "COME ON." "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "COME ON." "IT'S THE FUN OF BEING BIG." "COME ON." "IT'S THE FUN OF BEING BIG." "WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT." "IT'S THE FUN OF BEING BIG." "WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT." "YEAH,BUTWE HAVETODEAL" "WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT." "YEAH,BUTWE HAVETODEAL  WITH THE CONSEQUENCES." "YEAH,BUTWE HAVETODEAL  WITH THE CONSEQUENCES." "OH,COMEON ." "WITH THE CONSEQUENCES." "OH,COMEON ." "IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOOD" "OH,COMEON ." "IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOOD FRIENDS, THEY'RE GONNA BE MORE" "IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOOD FRIENDS, THEY'RE GONNA BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS GREAT STORY" "FRIENDS, THEY'RE GONNA BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS GREAT STORY OF OUR FIRST DATE THAN PISSED" "EXCITED ABOUT THIS GREAT STORY OF OUR FIRST DATE THAN PISSED OFF THAT YOU CANCELED AT THE" "OF OUR FIRST DATE THAN PISSED OFF THAT YOU CANCELED AT THE LAST MINUTE." "OFF THAT YOU CANCELED AT THE LAST MINUTE." "I MEAN, WHO CARES?" "LAST MINUTE." "I MEAN, WHO CARES?" "HOW'DYOUKNOWI'M MEETING" "I MEAN, WHO CARES?" "HOW'DYOUKNOWI'M MEETING FRIENDS?" "HOW'DYOUKNOWI'M MEETING FRIENDS?" "AREYOUMEETINGYOUR" "FRIENDS?" "AREYOUMEETINGYOUR BOYFRIEND?" "AREYOUMEETINGYOUR BOYFRIEND?" "WHYWOULDITELLYOU?" "BOYFRIEND?" "WHYWOULDITELLYOU?" "YOU'RE A STRANGER." "WHYWOULDITELLYOU?" "YOU'RE A STRANGER." "YEAH,WHOYOU'RERIDINGIN" "YOU'RE A STRANGER." "YEAH,WHOYOU'RERIDINGIN THE BASKET OF YOUR BICYCLE LIKE" "YEAH,WHOYOU'RERIDINGIN THE BASKET OF YOUR BICYCLE LIKE FUCKING JULIE ANDREWS IN" "THE BASKET OF YOUR BICYCLE LIKE FUCKING JULIE ANDREWS IN "THE SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOME" "FUCKING JULIE ANDREWS IN "THE SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOME SHIT." ""THE SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOME SHIT." "YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "SHIT." "YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "WHYNOT?" "YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "WHYNOT?" "BECAUSEYOU'RESMILING." "WHYNOT?" "BECAUSEYOU'RESMILING." "JUST A LITTLE, BUT YOU'RE" "BECAUSEYOU'RESMILING." "JUST A LITTLE, BUT YOU'RE SMILING." "JUST A LITTLE, BUT YOU'RE SMILING." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "SMILING." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "YES,YOUARE." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "YES,YOUARE." "GRIMACINGA BIT,MAYBE." "YES,YOUARE." "GRIMACINGA BIT,MAYBE." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "GRIMACINGA BIT,MAYBE." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "OKAY." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "OKAY." "SO, WALK TWO BLOCKS THAT WAY " "OKAY." "SO, WALK TWO BLOCKS THAT WAY -- TWOBLOCKSUP THERE?" "SO, WALK TWO BLOCKS THAT WAY -- TWOBLOCKSUP THERE?" "YEAH." "TWOBLOCKSUP THERE?" "YEAH." "AND YOU'LL FIND THE STREET." "YEAH." "AND YOU'LL FIND THE STREET." "WAITA MINUTE,WAITAMINUTE," "AND YOU'LL FIND THE STREET." "WAITA MINUTE,WAITAMINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE." "WAITA MINUTE,WAITAMINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE." "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "LET ME CALL YOU." "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "LET ME CALL YOU." "AUREVOIR." "LET ME CALL YOU." "AUREVOIR." "NO,COMEON ." "AUREVOIR." "NO,COMEON ." "LET ME CALL YOU." "NO,COMEON ." "LET ME CALL YOU." "AUREVOIR." "LET ME CALL YOU." "AUREVOIR." "COMEON,IT 'SHARDTOMEET" "AUREVOIR." "COMEON,IT 'SHARDTOMEET  PEOPLE YOU LIKE." "COMEON,IT 'SHARDTOMEET  PEOPLE YOU LIKE." "YEAH,EXACTLY." "PEOPLE YOU LIKE." "YEAH,EXACTLY." "COMEON!" "YEAH,EXACTLY." "COMEON!" "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "!" "[SOBS] [MOANS]" "BONJOUR." "BONJOUR." "LISTEN." "BONJOUR." "LISTEN." "I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE" "LISTEN." "I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON" "I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON ME, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT," "THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON ME, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT, I MEAN, YOU SHOULD JUST SUMMON" "ME, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT, I MEAN, YOU SHOULD JUST SUMMON THE COURAGE TO ASK ME OUT ON A" "I MEAN, YOU SHOULD JUST SUMMON THE COURAGE TO ASK ME OUT ON A PROPER DATE." "THE COURAGE TO ASK ME OUT ON A PROPER DATE." "COME ON." "PROPER DATE." "COME ON." "STALKING ME " " IT'S REALLY NOT" "COME ON." "STALKING ME " " IT'S REALLY NOT COOL." "STALKING ME " " IT'S REALLY NOT COOL." "HOW DO YOU SAY "STALKING ME IS" "COOL." "HOW DO YOU SAY "STALKING ME IS REALLY NOT COOL" IN FRENCH?" "HOW DO YOU SAY "STALKING ME IS REALLY NOT COOL" IN FRENCH?" "WHAT'S" HEADSTAND"CALLEDIN" "REALLY NOT COOL" IN FRENCH?" "WHAT'S" HEADSTAND"CALLEDIN  SANSKRIT?" "WHAT'S" HEADSTAND"CALLEDIN  SANSKRIT?" "CANI " "CANIJUST" "THIS" "SANSKRIT?" "CANI " "CANIJUST" "THIS IS THE ONLY SPACE." "CANI " "CANIJUST" "THIS IS THE ONLY SPACE." "CAN I " " DO YOU MIND?" "IS THE ONLY SPACE." "CAN I " " DO YOU MIND?" "IS THERE ROOM HERE?" "CAN I " " DO YOU MIND?" "IS THERE ROOM HERE?" "TOOK CARE OF MY SPACE." "IS THERE ROOM HERE?" "TOOK CARE OF MY SPACE." "I MEAN, I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT" "TOOK CARE OF MY SPACE." "I MEAN, I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT." "I MEAN, I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT." "[ COUGHS ]" "THAT." "[ COUGHS ] I'M SORRY." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "[ COUGHS ] I'M SORRY." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "[SIGHS]" "I'M SORRY." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "[SIGHS] WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN" "[SIGHS] WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN SANSKRIT?" "WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN SANSKRIT?" "WHY?" "SANSKRIT?" "WHY?" "'CAUSEI WANTTO KNOWIFYOU" "WHY?" "'CAUSEI WANTTO KNOWIFYOU COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS OR" "'CAUSEI WANTTO KNOWIFYOU COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS OR TO PRACTICE YOGA." "COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS OR TO PRACTICE YOGA." "WELL, "YOGA" MEANS "UNION WITH" "TO PRACTICE YOGA." "WELL, "YOGA" MEANS "UNION WITH GOD," RIGHT?" "WELL, "YOGA" MEANS "UNION WITH GOD," RIGHT?" "I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY" "GOD," RIGHT?" "I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GREATER CLOSENESS BETWEEN MAN" "I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GREATER CLOSENESS BETWEEN MAN AND HIS CREATOR THAN THE LOVE" "GREATER CLOSENESS BETWEEN MAN AND HIS CREATOR THAN THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN." "AND HIS CREATOR THAN THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN." "SO I COME TO YOGA TO PRACTICE" "BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN." "SO I COME TO YOGA TO PRACTICE YOGA, WHETHER I MEET A WOMAN OR" "SO I COME TO YOGA TO PRACTICE YOGA, WHETHER I MEET A WOMAN OR NOT." "YOGA, WHETHER I MEET A WOMAN OR NOT." "GOTCHA." "NOT." "GOTCHA." "ANDSIRSASANAIS MY FAVORITE" "GOTCHA." "ANDSIRSASANAIS MY FAVORITE POSITION." "ANDSIRSASANAIS MY FAVORITE POSITION." "YOU?" "POSITION." "YOU?" "IHATEIT ." "YOU?" "IHATEIT ." "I DON'T LIKE BEING UPSIDE DOWN." "IHATEIT ." "I DON'T LIKE BEING UPSIDE DOWN." "REALLY?" "I DON'T LIKE BEING UPSIDE DOWN." "REALLY?" "WELL, THAT'S FUNNY." "REALLY?" "WELL, THAT'S FUNNY." "IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I FEEL LIKE" "WELL, THAT'S FUNNY." "IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I FEEL LIKE THINGS MAKE THE MOST SENSE." "IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I FEEL LIKE THINGS MAKE THE MOST SENSE." "LISTEN." "THINGS MAKE THE MOST SENSE." "LISTEN." "JUST SO MY ENTIRE CONCENTRATION" "LISTEN." "JUST SO MY ENTIRE CONCENTRATION ISN'T COMPLETELY DISTRACTED" "JUST SO MY ENTIRE CONCENTRATION ISN'T COMPLETELY DISTRACTED EVERY OTHER BREATH THROUGHOUT" "ISN'T COMPLETELY DISTRACTED EVERY OTHER BREATH THROUGHOUT CLASS, WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE" "EVERY OTHER BREATH THROUGHOUT CLASS, WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE EVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, I'M" "CLASS, WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE EVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, I'M JUST GONNA ASK, ONCE AGAIN," "EVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, I'M JUST GONNA ASK, ONCE AGAIN, RIGHT BEFORE CLASS STARTS." "JUST GONNA ASK, ONCE AGAIN, RIGHT BEFORE CLASS STARTS." "[SCOFFS]" "RIGHT BEFORE CLASS STARTS." "[SCOFFS] ISTHATA" YES"?" "[SCOFFS] ISTHATA" YES"?" "NO." "ISTHATA" YES"?" "NO." "COMEON." "REALLY?" "NO." "COMEON." "REALLY?" "MAYBE." "COMEON." "REALLY?" "MAYBE." "WHAT'STHEDETERMININGFACTOR" "MAYBE." "WHAT'STHEDETERMININGFACTOR GONNA BE?" "WHAT'STHEDETERMININGFACTOR GONNA BE?" "HOWGOODYOURHEADSTANDIS." "GONNA BE?" "HOWGOODYOURHEADSTANDIS." "All:" "OM." "HOWGOODYOURHEADSTANDIS." "All:" "OM." "OM." "All:" "OM." "OM." "OM." "OM." "OM." "[ WATER RUNNING ]" "OM." "[ WATER RUNNING ] SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?" "[ WATER RUNNING ] SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?" "AWALK." "SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?" "AWALK." "LIKEA PRE-DATE,DETERMINING" "AWALK." "LIKEA PRE-DATE,DETERMINING WALK, OR A WALK THAT'S A DATE?" "LIKEA PRE-DATE,DETERMINING WALK, OR A WALK THAT'S A DATE?" "AWALKTHAT'SAWALK ." "ILIKETO KNOWWHATTHINGS ARE." "THERE'SNOSUCHTHINGASA" "ARE." "THERE'SNOSUCHTHINGASA DATE IN FRANCE ANYWAY." "THERE'SNOSUCHTHINGASA DATE IN FRANCE ANYWAY." "YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LABEL THINGS." "DATE IN FRANCE ANYWAY." "YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LABEL THINGS." "WE JUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND" "YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LABEL THINGS." "WE JUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "WE JUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "[LAUGHS]" "SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "[LAUGHS] MAN, THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT." "[LAUGHS] MAN, THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT." "YOU'RE A WOMAN, SO I DON'T GIVE" "MAN, THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT." "YOU'RE A WOMAN, SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM." "YOU'RE A WOMAN, SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM." "THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS" "A FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM." "THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS AND YOU HAVE RULES AND YOU HAVE" "THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS AND YOU HAVE RULES AND YOU HAVE AN AGENDA, OKAY?" "AND YOU HAVE RULES AND YOU HAVE AN AGENDA, OKAY?" "TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T IS A GAME" "AN AGENDA, OKAY?" "TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T IS A GAME AT BEST AND A LIE AT WORST." "TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T IS A GAME AT BEST AND A LIE AT WORST." "YOU'RESOAMERICAN." "AT BEST AND A LIE AT WORST." "YOU'RESOAMERICAN." "REALLY?" "YOU'RESOAMERICAN." "REALLY?" "OKAY, WELL, IF "AMERICAN" MEANS" "REALLY?" "OKAY, WELL, IF "AMERICAN" MEANS "STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST,"" "OKAY, WELL, IF "AMERICAN" MEANS "STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST," THEN SURE, I'M AMERICAN." ""STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST," THEN SURE, I'M AMERICAN." "IKNOWIT 'SHARDFOR YOU" "THEN SURE, I'M AMERICAN." "IKNOWIT 'SHARDFOR YOU  AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND, BUT" "IKNOWIT 'SHARDFOR YOU  AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU" "AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, DO YOU?" "SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, DO YOU?" "RARELY." "WANT, DO YOU?" "RARELY." "YOURARELYDON'TGET WHATYOU" "RARELY." "YOURARELYDON'TGET WHATYOU WANT?" "YOURARELYDON'TGET WHATYOU WANT?" "YEAH." "WANT?" "YEAH." "SOEVENTHOUGHYOU USUALLY" "YEAH." "SOEVENTHOUGHYOU USUALLY GET WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU" "SOEVENTHOUGHYOU USUALLY GET WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU DON'T, YOU'RE ABLE TO ACCEPT IT" "GET WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU DON'T, YOU'RE ABLE TO ACCEPT IT WITH GRACE?" "DON'T, YOU'RE ABLE TO ACCEPT IT WITH GRACE?" "DOYOUTHINK?" "WITH GRACE?" "DOYOUTHINK?" "WELL,YOU'RENOTGETTINGA" "DOYOUTHINK?" "WELL,YOU'RENOTGETTINGA DEFINITION FOR THE WALK, AND YOU" "WELL,YOU'RENOTGETTINGA DEFINITION FOR THE WALK, AND YOU SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL" "DEFINITION FOR THE WALK, AND YOU SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL WITH THE UNCERTAINTY." "SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL WITH THE UNCERTAINTY." "THAT'SJUSTBECAUSEI'M USED" "WITH THE UNCERTAINTY." "THAT'SJUSTBECAUSEI'M USED TO IT WITH YOU NOW, SO IT'S JUST" "THAT'SJUSTBECAUSEI'M USED TO IT WITH YOU NOW, SO IT'S JUST BECOME KIND OF MADDENINGLY" "TO IT WITH YOU NOW, SO IT'S JUST BECOME KIND OF MADDENINGLY LOVELY." "BECOME KIND OF MADDENINGLY LOVELY." "OH,THEOTHERTIMESWHEN I" "LOVELY." "OH,THEOTHERTIMESWHEN I WOULDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IF I" "OH,THEOTHERTIMESWHEN I WOULDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IF I WOULD GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU" "WOULDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IF I WOULD GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU BEFORE YOGA STARTED?" "WOULD GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU BEFORE YOGA STARTED?" "EXACTLY." "BEFORE YOGA STARTED?" "EXACTLY." "YOUKNOWME SO WELL." "EXACTLY." "YOUKNOWME SO WELL." "ALL THE MYSTERY'S GONE." "YOUKNOWME SO WELL." "ALL THE MYSTERY'S GONE." "THANKGODFORTHATATLEAST ." "ALL THE MYSTERY'S GONE." "THANKGODFORTHATATLEAST ." "SONOPRIVATEINFORMATION?" "THANKGODFORTHATATLEAST ." "SONOPRIVATEINFORMATION?" "NO,SURE,YOUCAN HAVE" "SONOPRIVATEINFORMATION?" "NO,SURE,YOUCAN HAVE PRIVATE INFORMATION." "NO,SURE,YOUCAN HAVE PRIVATE INFORMATION." "JUST NOT IF IT CONCERNS THINKING" "PRIVATE INFORMATION." "JUST NOT IF IT CONCERNS THINKING I'M COOL..." "JUST NOT IF IT CONCERNS THINKING I'M COOL..." "OR NOT, APPARENTLY, IN YOUR" "I'M COOL..." "OR NOT, APPARENTLY, IN YOUR CASE." "OR NOT, APPARENTLY, IN YOUR CASE." "NO,NO." "YOU'RECOOL." "CASE." "NO,NO." "YOU'RECOOL." "WELL,THANKYOU." "NO,NO." "YOU'RECOOL." "WELL,THANKYOU." "SO ARE YOU." "WELL,THANKYOU." "SO ARE YOU." "THANKS." "SO ARE YOU." "THANKS." "SO,LISTEN." "THANKS." "SO,LISTEN." "CAN WE UPGRADE THIS WALK THAT'S" "SO,LISTEN." "CAN WE UPGRADE THIS WALK THAT'S A WALK TO A WALK THAT'S A DATE" "CAN WE UPGRADE THIS WALK THAT'S A WALK TO A WALK THAT'S A DATE NOW, PLEASE?" "A WALK TO A WALK THAT'S A DATE NOW, PLEASE?" "NO." "NOW, PLEASE?" "NO." "OH,COMEON ." "WHYNOT ?" "NO." "OH,COMEON ." "WHYNOT ?" "'CAUSEYOU'RENOTTHATCOOL ." "OH,COMEON ." "WHYNOT ?" "'CAUSEYOU'RENOTTHATCOOL ." "DEPENDINGONTHEDAY ,THAT" "'CAUSEYOU'RENOTTHATCOOL ." "DEPENDINGONTHEDAY ,THAT WOULD GUT ME." "DEPENDINGONTHEDAY ,THAT WOULD GUT ME." "OH." "ANDON THISDAY ?" "WOULD GUT ME." "OH." "ANDON THISDAY ?" "PINPRICK." "OH." "ANDON THISDAY ?" "PINPRICK." "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME" "PINPRICK." "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME FROM YOGA, SO I'M FREE FROM ALL" "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME FROM YOGA, SO I'M FREE FROM ALL ATTACHMENTS." "FROM YOGA, SO I'M FREE FROM ALL ATTACHMENTS." "WELL,GOOD." "ATTACHMENTS." "WELL,GOOD." "I'LL SLEEP EASIER KNOWING." "WELL,GOOD." "I'LL SLEEP EASIER KNOWING." "SOMUCHSO THATI'M EVEN" "I'LL SLEEP EASIER KNOWING." "SOMUCHSO THATI'M EVEN WILLING TO DO YOUR WHOLE "IN" "SOMUCHSO THATI'M EVEN WILLING TO DO YOUR WHOLE "IN FRANCE, WE DON'T DATE." "WILLING TO DO YOUR WHOLE "IN FRANCE, WE DON'T DATE." "WE JUST HANG OUT AND SEE WHAT" "FRANCE, WE DON'T DATE." "WE JUST HANG OUT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS" THING?" "WE JUST HANG OUT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS" THING?" "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "HAPPENS" THING?" "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "AUREVOIR." "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "AUREVOIR." "OH,COMEON !" "AUREVOIR." "OH,COMEON !" "HEY,COMEON ." "OH,COMEON !" "HEY,COMEON ." "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "HEY,COMEON ." "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "HEY, HEY!" "WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?" "HEY, HEY!" "THERE'S SOMETHING I'M GONNA TELL" "HEY, HEY!" "THERE'S SOMETHING I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN" "THERE'S SOMETHING I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU." "YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "I FIRST SAW YOU." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "YOU'LLSEE." "I LIED." "IT WAS ALWAYS DEVASTATING, ALWAYS A CRUCIFIXION." "IT WAS ALWAYS DEVASTATING, ALWAYS A CRUCIFIXION." "WHAT WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND" "ALWAYS A CRUCIFIXION." "WHAT WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IS THE WEIGHT OF HAVING TO BE" "WHAT WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IS THE WEIGHT OF HAVING TO BE THE CONSTANT PURSUER AND THE" "IS THE WEIGHT OF HAVING TO BE THE CONSTANT PURSUER AND THE PAIN OF EVERY DEATH WHEN IT'S A" "THE CONSTANT PURSUER AND THE PAIN OF EVERY DEATH WHEN IT'S A "NO."" "YOUHAVEONENEW MESSAGE." "Hey,Michael." "It 'sJosh." "Badnews,man." "Hey,Michael." "It 'sJosh." "Badnews,man." "Wegotsixmorepassesonyour" "Badnews,man." "Wegotsixmorepassesonyour newmanuscript." "Wegotsixmorepassesonyour newmanuscript." "Sorrytoleaveitonyour newmanuscript." "Sorrytoleaveitonyour machine,butIknewyou'dwant" "Sorrytoleaveitonyour machine,butIknewyou'dwant toknowASAP." "machine,butIknewyou'dwant toknowASAP." "We'restillouttotwolast toknowASAP." "We'restillouttotwolast publishers." "We'restillouttotwolast publishers." "Allweneedisone." "publishers." "Allweneedisone." "[ Click ]" "BONJOUR." "BONJOUR." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "BONJOUR." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "HAND JOB, BLOWJOB, SEX?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "HAND JOB, BLOWJOB, SEX?" "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "HAND JOB, BLOWJOB, SEX?" "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "VERONICA." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "VERONICA." "HI,VERONICA." "I'MMICHAEL." "VERONICA." "HI,VERONICA." "I'MMICHAEL." "HELLO,MICHAEL." "HI,VERONICA." "I'MMICHAEL." "HELLO,MICHAEL." "SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "HELLO,MICHAEL." "SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "WHATDOIWANT?" "SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "WHATDOIWANT?" "UM..." "WHATDOIWANT?" "UM..." "HOW MUCH FOR A HAND JOB?" "$300." "BECAUSEI HAVEA-ACOOL LEATHER JACKET, YOU'RE GONNA" "BECAUSEI HAVEA-ACOOL LEATHER JACKET, YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME 300 BUCKS FOR A" "LEATHER JACKET, YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME 300 BUCKS FOR A HAND JOB?" "CHARGE ME 300 BUCKS FOR A HAND JOB?" "ACTUALLY,YOUHAVEABUTTON" "HAND JOB?" "ACTUALLY,YOUHAVEABUTTON MISSING." "ACTUALLY,YOUHAVEABUTTON MISSING." "IT WAS A DISCOUNT." "[ LAUGHS ] [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] HEY, I WAS ONLY KIDDING." "[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] HEY, I WAS ONLY KIDDING." "COME ON." "HEY, I WAS ONLY KIDDING." "COME ON." "$250, BECAUSE OF YOUR "COOL" "COME ON." "$250, BECAUSE OF YOUR "COOL SNEAKERS."" "$250, BECAUSE OF YOUR "COOL SNEAKERS." [ LAUGHS ]" "YOUCANASKFOR MERCY,ANDIF I FEEL LIKE GIVING IT, YOU MAY GET SOME." "I FEEL LIKE GIVING IT, YOU MAY GET SOME." "BUT YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT I" "GET SOME." "BUT YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU WHAT YOU" "BUT YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU WHAT YOU NEED." "[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]" "HELLO." "MichaelShiver?" "SPEAKING." "MichaelShiver?" "SPEAKING." "I'mSherryAnnwith" "SPEAKING." "I'mSherryAnnwith Card Services." "I'mSherryAnnwith Card Services." "I'm calling about your past-due" "Card Services." "I'm calling about your past-due account with us." "I'm calling about your past-due account with us." "HOWMUCHDO IOWE YOU ?" "account with us." "HOWMUCHDO IOWE YOU ?" "Well,youhavethreeaccounts" "HOWMUCHDO IOWE YOU ?" "Well,youhavethreeaccounts with us for a total of" "Well,youhavethreeaccounts with us for a total of $427,654.89." "with us for a total of $427,654.89." "They all are 90 days late." "$427,654.89." "They all are 90 days late." "Can you make a payment now?" "They all are 90 days late." "Can you make a payment now?" "I'MSORRY." "Can you make a payment now?" "I'MSORRY." "I JUST REALLY CAN'T." "I'MSORRY." "I JUST REALLY CAN'T." "I'M JUST IN A " " IN A VERY BAD" "I JUST REALLY CAN'T." "I'M JUST IN A " " IN A VERY BAD WAY FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW." "I'M JUST IN A " " IN A VERY BAD WAY FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW." "Oh,I understand." "WAY FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW." "Oh,I understand." "Well, I could enroll you in the" "Oh,I understand." "Well, I could enroll you in the payment-protection plan, and" "Well, I could enroll you in the payment-protection plan, and then you wouldn't have to pay payment-protection plan, and then you wouldn't have to pay anything for three months." "then you wouldn't have to pay anything for three months." "Would that help?" "anything for three months." "Would that help?" "YEAH." "THATWOULDBEAMAZING." "Would that help?" "YEAH." "THATWOULDBEAMAZING." "IF YOU COULD DO THAT." "YEAH." "THATWOULDBEAMAZING." "IF YOU COULD DO THAT." "I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT." "IF YOU COULD DO THAT." "I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT." "Letmejustsee ." "I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT." "Letmejustsee ." "Let me do that for you right" "Letmejustsee ." "Let me do that for you right now." "Let me do that for you right now." "OKAY." "THANKYOU." "now." "OKAY." "THANKYOU." "THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS." "OKAY." "THANKYOU." "THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS." "No,itis my pleasure." "THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS." "No,itis my pleasure." "All right." "You're all set." "No,itis my pleasure." "All right." "You're all set." "You take care, now." "All right." "You're all set." "You take care, now." "THANKYOU." "You take care, now." "THANKYOU." "HAVE A NICE NIGHT." "THANKYOU." "HAVE A NICE NIGHT." "Bye." "HAVE A NICE NIGHT." "Bye." "BYE." "[ SOBBING ]" "YOUSTILLSAYYOU DON 'TCOME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS?" "CRYING NOW, EVEN?" "TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS?" "CRYING NOW, EVEN?" "[SCOFFS]" "CRYING NOW, EVEN?" "[SCOFFS] THE VOICE OF SATAN IS" "[SCOFFS] THE VOICE OF SATAN IS UNMISTAKABLE, EVEN WITH A FRENCH" "THE VOICE OF SATAN IS UNMISTAKABLE, EVEN WITH A FRENCH ACCENT." "UNMISTAKABLE, EVEN WITH A FRENCH ACCENT." "IT'SSOWEIRDTOSEEA GUY" "ACCENT." "IT'SSOWEIRDTOSEEA GUY  CRY IN PUBLIC." "IT'SSOWEIRDTOSEEA GUY  CRY IN PUBLIC." "YOU KNOW, WITH WOMAN, IT'S" "CRY IN PUBLIC." "YOU KNOW, WITH WOMAN, IT'S FAMILIAR, ALMOST EXPECTED." "YOU KNOW, WITH WOMAN, IT'S FAMILIAR, ALMOST EXPECTED." "YOU SEE A WOMAN CRY IN YOGA, YOU" "FAMILIAR, ALMOST EXPECTED." "YOU SEE A WOMAN CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO GIVE HER A HANDKERCHIEF." "YOU SEE A WOMAN CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO GIVE HER A HANDKERCHIEF." "YOU SEE A GUY CRY IN YOGA, YOU" "WANT TO GIVE HER A HANDKERCHIEF." "YOU SEE A GUY CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO CALL THE POLICE." "YOU SEE A GUY CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO CALL THE POLICE." "I'MCRYINGON THEFLOOROFA" "WANT TO CALL THE POLICE." "I'MCRYINGON THEFLOOROFA FOREIGN COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE" "I'MCRYINGON THEFLOOROFA FOREIGN COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE SAYING IT'S AN ACT TO PICK UP" "FOREIGN COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE SAYING IT'S AN ACT TO PICK UP CHICKS?" "SAYING IT'S AN ACT TO PICK UP CHICKS?" "DOES YOUR EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS?" "CHICKS?" "DOES YOUR EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS?" "I'MSORRY." "DOES YOUR EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS?" "I'MSORRY." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP" "I'MSORRY." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP WHATEVER WAS MAKING YOU SAD." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP WHATEVER WAS MAKING YOU SAD." "I GUESS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT" "WHATEVER WAS MAKING YOU SAD." "I GUESS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT ANGLE TO TAKE." "I GUESS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT ANGLE TO TAKE." "I APOLOGIZE." "ANGLE TO TAKE." "I APOLOGIZE." "All:" "OM." "I APOLOGIZE." "All:" "OM." "OKAY." "All:" "OM." "OKAY." "[ ALL INHALE SHARPLY ]" "OKAY." "[ ALL INHALE SHARPLY ] All:" "OM." "[ ALL INHALE SHARPLY ] All:" "OM." "YOUSTILLHAVETWO HOURSTO" "All:" "OM." "YOUSTILLHAVETWO HOURSTO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AGAIN." "YOUSTILLHAVETWO HOURSTO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AGAIN." "NO." "I 'MDONEWITHALL THAT." "ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AGAIN." "NO." "I 'MDONEWITHALL THAT." "WHY?" "NO." "I 'MDONEWITHALL THAT." "WHY?" "'CAUSEI 'MDECREPITANDMY" "WHY?" "'CAUSEI 'MDECREPITANDMY LIFE'S OVER." "'CAUSEI 'MDECREPITANDMY LIFE'S OVER." "COMEON." "JUSTONE MORETRY." "LIFE'S OVER." "COMEON." "JUSTONE MORETRY." "NO,IFWE 'REGOINGOUT ," "COMEON." "JUSTONE MORETRY." "NO,IFWE 'REGOINGOUT , YOU'RE DOING THE ASKING." "NO,IFWE 'REGOINGOUT , YOU'RE DOING THE ASKING." "FUCKYOU." "YOU'RE DOING THE ASKING." "FUCKYOU." "YES." "FUCKYOU." "YES." "All:" "OM." "SO,WHATWEREYOU CRYING ABOUT?" "[SIGHS]OH, GOD ." "ABOUT?" "[SIGHS]OH, GOD ." "DEAR, SWEET JESUS." "[SIGHS]OH, GOD ." "DEAR, SWEET JESUS." "WHY WAS I CRYING IN YOGA?" "DEAR, SWEET JESUS." "WHY WAS I CRYING IN YOGA?" "MERCI." "WHY WAS I CRYING IN YOGA?" "MERCI." "MERCI." "MERCI." "MERCI." "YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FEELING..." "MERCI." "YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FEELING..." "REALLY, REALLY DOWN AND JUST" "YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FEELING..." "REALLY, REALLY DOWN AND JUST SOME RANDOM PERSON FROM, LIKE," "REALLY, REALLY DOWN AND JUST SOME RANDOM PERSON FROM, LIKE, THE ODDEST PLACE IS KIND TO YOU," "SOME RANDOM PERSON FROM, LIKE, THE ODDEST PLACE IS KIND TO YOU, AND YOU JUST " " JUST LOSE IT?" "THE ODDEST PLACE IS KIND TO YOU, AND YOU JUST " " JUST LOSE IT?" "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED." "AND YOU JUST " " JUST LOSE IT?" "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED." "THIS " " THIS, UH, LIKE" "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED." "THIS " " THIS, UH, LIKE BILL-COLLECTOR LADY FROM THE" "THIS " " THIS, UH, LIKE BILL-COLLECTOR LADY FROM THE MIDWEST WAS KIND TO ME." "BILL-COLLECTOR LADY FROM THE MIDWEST WAS KIND TO ME." "I'M SORRY." "MIDWEST WAS KIND TO ME." "I'M SORRY." "WAS THAT TOO, UH, TOUCHY-FEELY" "I'M SORRY." "WAS THAT TOO, UH, TOUCHY-FEELY OR SOMETHING?" "WAS THAT TOO, UH, TOUCHY-FEELY OR SOMETHING?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "OR SOMETHING?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "YOUASKED." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "YOUASKED." "NO." "I 'MGLADYOUTOLDME." "YOUASKED." "NO." "I 'MGLADYOUTOLDME." "NO, NO." "NO." "I 'MGLADYOUTOLDME." "NO, NO." "IT'S " " IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO" "NO, NO." "IT'S " " IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO PRACTICE BEING A GIRL SOMETIMES," "IT'S " " IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO PRACTICE BEING A GIRL SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE SHARING EMOTIONAL" "PRACTICE BEING A GIRL SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE SHARING EMOTIONAL THINGS AND LISTENING, BEING" "YOU KNOW, LIKE SHARING EMOTIONAL THINGS AND LISTENING, BEING SYMPATHETIC, YOU KNOW?" "THINGS AND LISTENING, BEING SYMPATHETIC, YOU KNOW?" "ISTHATHARDFOR YOU ?" "SYMPATHETIC, YOU KNOW?" "ISTHATHARDFOR YOU ?" "THATWASENOUGHPRACTICING" "ISTHATHARDFOR YOU ?" "THATWASENOUGHPRACTICING FOR ONE NIGHT." "THATWASENOUGHPRACTICING FOR ONE NIGHT." "OH,COMEON ." "MANUP." "FOR ONE NIGHT." "OH,COMEON ." "MANUP." "JUSTONEMOREQUESTION." "OH,COMEON ." "MANUP." "JUSTONEMOREQUESTION." "THAT'S IT." "JUSTONEMOREQUESTION." "THAT'S IT." "OKAY." "THAT'S IT." "OKAY." "WHAT ARE THE TOP FIVE DEAL" "OKAY." "WHAT ARE THE TOP FIVE DEAL BREAKERS FOR THE GUYS THAT YOU," "WHAT ARE THE TOP FIVE DEAL BREAKERS FOR THE GUYS THAT YOU, YOU KNOW, NON-DATE DATE?" "BREAKERS FOR THE GUYS THAT YOU, YOU KNOW, NON-DATE DATE?" "YOUNEEDTO BE FUNNY." "YOU KNOW, NON-DATE DATE?" "YOUNEEDTO BE FUNNY." "OKAY." "YOUNEEDTO BE FUNNY." "OKAY." "SMART." "OKAY." "SMART." "YEAH." "SMART." "YEAH." "NOTA DRUGADDICTOR" "YEAH." "NOTA DRUGADDICTOR ALCOHOLIC OR " "NOTA DRUGADDICTOR ALCOHOLIC OR -- YEAH." "ALCOHOLIC OR -- YEAH." "HMM..." "ABIGHEART." "YEAH." "HMM..." "ABIGHEART." "AND NOT JUDGMENTAL." "HMM..." "ABIGHEART." "AND NOT JUDGMENTAL." "LIKEREPUBLICANJUDGMENTAL?" "AND NOT JUDGMENTAL." "LIKEREPUBLICANJUDGMENTAL?" "NO,LIKEDOESN'TEVENJUDGE" "LIKEREPUBLICANJUDGMENTAL?" "NO,LIKEDOESN'TEVENJUDGE REPUBLICANS NOT JUDGMENTAL." "NO,LIKEDOESN'TEVENJUDGE REPUBLICANS NOT JUDGMENTAL." "OKAY." "REPUBLICANS NOT JUDGMENTAL." "OKAY." "BUDDHA." "OKAY." "BUDDHA." "BUTI DON'T" " IDON 'TGOOUT" "BUDDHA." "BUTI DON'T" " IDON 'TGOOUT WITH TOO MANY MEN." "BUTI DON'T" " IDON 'TGOOUT WITH TOO MANY MEN." "REALLY?" "WITH TOO MANY MEN." "REALLY?" "MNH-MNH." "REALLY?" "MNH-MNH." "WHYNOT?" "MNH-MNH." "WHYNOT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHYNOT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "I GUESS I'M " " I'M MORE LIKE A" "IDON'TKNOW." "I GUESS I'M " " I'M MORE LIKE A GUY." "I GUESS I'M " " I'M MORE LIKE A GUY." "YOU KNOW, I WANT SEX, I HAVE IT." "GUY." "YOU KNOW, I WANT SEX, I HAVE IT." "AND I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S" "YOU KNOW, I WANT SEX, I HAVE IT." "AND I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S DIFFERENT." "AND I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S DIFFERENT." "DOYOUNOTWANTLOVE INYOUR" "DIFFERENT." "DOYOUNOTWANTLOVE INYOUR LIFE?" "DOYOUNOTWANTLOVE INYOUR LIFE?" "OKAY,THATWASENOUGH" "LIFE?" "OKAY,THATWASENOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME." "OKAY,THATWASENOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME." "COMEON." "QUESTIONS FOR ME." "COMEON." "NO,NO,YOU." "YOURGIRL ." "COMEON." "NO,NO,YOU." "YOURGIRL ." "I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO ASK, BUT," "NO,NO,YOU." "YOURGIRL ." "I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO ASK, BUT, YOU KNOW " "I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO ASK, BUT, YOU KNOW -- WHY?" "!" "YOU KNOW -- WHY?" "!" "SHENEEDSTO BE FUNNY." "WHY?" "!" "SHENEEDSTO BE FUNNY." "YEAH." "ABSOLUTELY." "SHENEEDSTO BE FUNNY." "YEAH." "ABSOLUTELY." "MM-HMM." "YEAH." "ABSOLUTELY." "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "SMART,WITTY,LIKE,FROM" "MM-HMM." "SMART,WITTY,LIKE,FROM NEW YORK." "SMART,WITTY,LIKE,FROM NEW YORK." "SHE NEEDS TO NOT BE A PRUDE." "NEW YORK." "SHE NEEDS TO NOT BE A PRUDE." "REALLY?" "SHE NEEDS TO NOT BE A PRUDE." "REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "I MEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A" "MM-HMM." "I MEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A FREAK OR ANYTHING, BUT CERTAINLY" "I MEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A FREAK OR ANYTHING, BUT CERTAINLY NOT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS" "FREAK OR ANYTHING, BUT CERTAINLY NOT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF." "NOT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF." "NOTONLYDOESITHAVE TOBE" "OFF." "NOTONLYDOESITHAVE TOBE  MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF," "NOTONLYDOESITHAVE TOBE  MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, BUT I LIKE TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH" "MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, BUT I LIKE TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER." "BUT I LIKE TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER." "SO I FIND IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN" "NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER." "SO I FIND IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN THE SHEETS, LIKE THE QUAKERS DO" "SO I FIND IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN THE SHEETS, LIKE THE QUAKERS DO OR WHATEVER, YOU CAN ALMOST DO" "THE SHEETS, LIKE THE QUAKERS DO OR WHATEVER, YOU CAN ALMOST DO IT WITHOUT ANY FEELING OR" "OR WHATEVER, YOU CAN ALMOST DO IT WITHOUT ANY FEELING OR TOUCHING AT ALL." "IT WITHOUT ANY FEELING OR TOUCHING AT ALL." "GREAT." "TOUCHING AT ALL." "GREAT." "YEAH." "IT'SREALLYGOOD." "GREAT." "YEAH." "IT'SREALLYGOOD." "PERFECT." "YEAH." "IT'SREALLYGOOD." "PERFECT." "AND?" "PERFECT." "AND?" "NOCATS." "AND?" "NOCATS." "OKAY." "NOCATS." "OKAY." "NOLOOKINGAT ME ANDSMILING" "OKAY." "NOLOOKINGAT ME ANDSMILING LOVINGLY WHILE I'M EATING." "NOLOOKINGAT ME ANDSMILING LOVINGLY WHILE I'M EATING." "WHAT?" "LOVINGLY WHILE I'M EATING." "WHAT?" "YOUCAN'TLOOKATMEAND" "WHAT?" "YOUCAN'TLOOKATMEAND SMILE LOVINGLY AT ME WHEN I'M" "YOUCAN'TLOOKATMEAND SMILE LOVINGLY AT ME WHEN I'M EATING." "SMILE LOVINGLY AT ME WHEN I'M EATING." "ANDNOTOUCHINGMYLEGWITH" "EATING." "ANDNOTOUCHINGMYLEGWITH YOUR FOOT OR ANYTHING WHILE I'M" "ANDNOTOUCHINGMYLEGWITH YOUR FOOT OR ANYTHING WHILE I'M EATING." "YOUR FOOT OR ANYTHING WHILE I'M EATING." "CANI " "CANILOOKATYOU" "EATING." "CANI " "CANILOOKATYOU AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHEN YOU'RE" "CANI " "CANILOOKATYOU AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING?" "AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING?" "YEAH." "NOT EATING?" "YEAH." "ANDTOUCHYOURLEG WITHMY" "YEAH." "ANDTOUCHYOURLEG WITHMY FEET?" "ANDTOUCHYOURLEG WITHMY FEET?" "YEAH." "I WOULDLIKETHAT." "YOU'REKINDOF NUTS,AREN'T YOU?" "OKAY." "YOU?" "OKAY." "I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND" "OKAY." "I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, OKAY, SO YOU NEED" "I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO LISTEN REALLY, REALLY" "ONE TIME ONLY, OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO LISTEN REALLY, REALLY CAREFULLY." "TO LISTEN REALLY, REALLY CAREFULLY." "OKAY?" "CAREFULLY." "OKAY?" "MM-HMM." "OKAY?" "MM-HMM." "OKAY." "MM-HMM." "OKAY." "I AM THE MOST SANE MAN THAT YOU" "OKAY." "I AM THE MOST SANE MAN THAT YOU NOW KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET IN" "I AM THE MOST SANE MAN THAT YOU NOW KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE." "NOW KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE." "OKAY." "YOUR ENTIRE LIFE." "OKAY." "NOW,I REALIZETHATTHE" "OKAY." "NOW,I REALIZETHATTHE  SIMPLE FACT THAT I WOULD EVEN" "NOW,I REALIZETHATTHE  SIMPLE FACT THAT I WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU" "SIMPLE FACT THAT I WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU IN YOUR MIND NOT ONLY DOESN'T" "SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU IN YOUR MIND NOT ONLY DOESN'T QUASH, BUT, IN FACT, AMPLIFIES" "IN YOUR MIND NOT ONLY DOESN'T QUASH, BUT, IN FACT, AMPLIFIES YOUR HYPOTHESIS THAT I AM INDEED" "QUASH, BUT, IN FACT, AMPLIFIES YOUR HYPOTHESIS THAT I AM INDEED CRAZY." "YOUR HYPOTHESIS THAT I AM INDEED CRAZY." "BUT IT DOES NOT." "CRAZY." "BUT IT DOES NOT." "OKAY, BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL OF" "BUT IT DOES NOT." "OKAY, BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL OF THE "CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE" "OKAY, BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL OF THE "CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHILE I EAT," BLAH," "THE "CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHILE I EAT," BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS THE" "LOVINGLY WHILE I EAT," BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS THE MOST HONEST, GROUNDED PERSON" "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS THE MOST HONEST, GROUNDED PERSON THAT YOU WILL EVER KNOW." "[ INHALES SHARPLY ] YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT." "ITHOUGHTSO .[LAUGHS]" "YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT." "ITHOUGHTSO .[LAUGHS] [ LAUGHS ]" "ILOVETHECOLD." "DO YOU LOVE THE COLD?" "MM-HMM." "DO YOU LOVE THE COLD?" "MM-HMM." "YEAH?" "MM-HMM." "YEAH?" "AND THAT THING." "YEAH?" "AND THAT THING." "THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE" "AND THAT THING." "THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD." "THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD." "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UP IT?" "WORLD." "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UP IT?" "NO." "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UP IT?" "NO." "SHALLWEGO UP IT NOW?" "NO." "SHALLWEGO UP IT NOW?" "NO." "SHALLWEGO UP IT NOW?" "NO." "I'M " " I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW." "NO." "I'M " " I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW." "COMEON." "REALLY?" "I'M " " I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW." "COMEON." "REALLY?" "NO." "IT'SLATE." "COMEON." "REALLY?" "NO." "IT'SLATE." "GETFARTHERAWAY." "NO." "IT'SLATE." "GETFARTHERAWAY." "WHATAREYOUAFRAIDOF?" "GETFARTHERAWAY." "WHATAREYOUAFRAIDOF?" "I'MNOTAFRAIDOFANYTHING." "WHATAREYOUAFRAIDOF?" "I'MNOTAFRAIDOFANYTHING." "I CAN'T SEE." "I'MNOTAFRAIDOFANYTHING." "I CAN'T SEE." "WHYDON'TYOUWEARYOUR" "I CAN'T SEE." "WHYDON'TYOUWEARYOUR  GLASSES?" "WHYDON'TYOUWEARYOUR  GLASSES?" "IDON'TNEEDGLASSES." "GLASSES?" "IDON'TNEEDGLASSES." "BACK UP A STEP." "CANYOUSEEMENOW?" "PERFECTLY." "NOW?" "PERFECTLY." "NOW?" "YOUHAVEREALLYPRETTYEYES ." "NOW?" "YOUHAVEREALLYPRETTYEYES ." "THANKS." "HOW ABOUT NOW?" "IHAVEABSOLUTELYNOIDEA WHO YOU ARE." "IHAVEABSOLUTELYNOIDEA WHO YOU ARE." "BUT IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER" "YOU ARE." "BUT IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER "SMITTEN," SHOULD BE HOW YOU" "BUT IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER "SMITTEN," SHOULD BE HOW YOU SMELL." ""SMITTEN," SHOULD BE HOW YOU SMELL." "YOUMUSTREALLYLIKEMEIF" "SMELL." "YOUMUSTREALLYLIKEMEIF  YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME ON THE" "YOUMUSTREALLYLIKEMEIF  YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME ON THE FIRST DATE." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME ON THE FIRST DATE." "CORRECT." "FIRST DATE." "CORRECT." "SHUCKS." "CORRECT." "SHUCKS." "IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER, WE" "SHUCKS." "IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER, WE COULD HAVE FUCKED IN THE" "IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER, WE COULD HAVE FUCKED IN THE BATHROOM OF THE RESTAURANT." "COULD HAVE FUCKED IN THE BATHROOM OF THE RESTAURANT." "YOUREALLYARELIKEABOY ." "BATHROOM OF THE RESTAURANT." "YOUREALLYARELIKEABOY ." "TOLDYA." "YOUREALLYARELIKEABOY ." "TOLDYA." "WANTTOGO OUTTOMORROW" "TOLDYA." "WANTTOGO OUTTOMORROW NIGHT?" "WANTTOGO OUTTOMORROW NIGHT?" "YEAH." "NIGHT?" "YEAH." "GOOD." "YEAH." "GOOD." "IF YOU DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME NOT" "GOOD." "IF YOU DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME NOT YOU, I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH" "IF YOU DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME NOT YOU, I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH YOU BY CHRISTMAS." "YOU, I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH YOU BY CHRISTMAS." "YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A TIME LINE." "YOU BY CHRISTMAS." "YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A TIME LINE." "YOU BETTER GO NOW, OR I'M GONNA" "YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A TIME LINE." "YOU BETTER GO NOW, OR I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME REMAINING A" "YOU BETTER GO NOW, OR I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME REMAINING A GENTLEMAN." "HAVE A HARD TIME REMAINING A GENTLEMAN." "I'MSORRY." "GENTLEMAN." "I'MSORRY." "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU." "I'MSORRY." "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU." "YOU KNOW, MY ENGLISH WORDS ARE" "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU." "YOU KNOW, MY ENGLISH WORDS ARE NOT THAT GOOD." "YOU KNOW, MY ENGLISH WORDS ARE NOT THAT GOOD." "ANYONEWHOKNOWSTHE WORD" "NOT THAT GOOD." "ANYONEWHOKNOWSTHE WORD "SHUCKS" HAS GOOD ENOUGH ENGLISH" "ANYONEWHOKNOWSTHE WORD "SHUCKS" HAS GOOD ENOUGH ENGLISH WORDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M" ""SHUCKS" HAS GOOD ENOUGH ENGLISH WORDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "WORDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "SCRAM." "TALKING ABOUT." "SCRAM." "SCRAM" "NOW,THAT'SAWORD I" "SCRAM." "SCRAM" "NOW,THAT'SAWORD I LIKE." "[ SIGHS ]" "YOU'REINPARISNOW ." "EVERYTHING IS FASHION." "YEAH." "YOUTHINK?" "EVERYTHING IS FASHION." "YEAH." "YOUTHINK?" "EVEN THE HOOKERS SHAME YOU FOR" "YEAH." "YOUTHINK?" "EVEN THE HOOKERS SHAME YOU FOR YOUR OUTFIT HERE." "EVEN THE HOOKERS SHAME YOU FOR YOUR OUTFIT HERE." "[LAUGHS]" "YOUR OUTFIT HERE." "[LAUGHS] AND..." "[LAUGHS] AND..." "THE FINAL TOUCH." "AND..." "THE FINAL TOUCH." "IT'SBEAUTIFUL." "THE FINAL TOUCH." "IT'SBEAUTIFUL." "GORGEOUS." "IT'SBEAUTIFUL." "GORGEOUS." "WELL, YOU WILL WOO HER FOR SURE." "GORGEOUS." "WELL, YOU WILL WOO HER FOR SURE." "YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR" "WELL, YOU WILL WOO HER FOR SURE." "YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS, YES?" "YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS, YES?" "YEAH." "CHRISTMAS, YES?" "YEAH." "ANDBRINGTHEGIRL." "YEAH." "ANDBRINGTHEGIRL." "WE'RE DYING TO MEET HER." "ANDBRINGTHEGIRL." "WE'RE DYING TO MEET HER." "LET'S" "LET'SSEEWHAT" "WE'RE DYING TO MEET HER." "LET'S" "LET'SSEEWHAT HAPPENS, OKAY?" "[SMOOCHES]" "[SPEAKSFRENCH] NO,NO!" "NO,NO!" "WHOA, NO, NO." "WHOA, NO, NO." "GIVE THAT BACK." "GIVE THAT BACK." "GIVE THAT MONEY BACK!" "GIVE THAT MONEY BACK!" "NO, TAKE THIS." "NO, TAKE THIS." "TAKE THIS BACK." "TAKE THIS BACK." "DON'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE." "DON'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE." "NO, NO." "NO, NO." "NO, SHE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME." "NO, SHE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME." "THANKYOU,THANKYOU ." "THANKYOU,THANKYOU ." "IT'SA CON." "DON'TWORRY." "IT'SA CON." "DON'TWORRY." "DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE." "DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE." "GO, GO!" "GO, GO!" "[HISSING]" "BONJOUR,BONJOUR." "I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE." "I WAS SAVING THESE OLD PEOPLE" "I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE." "I WAS SAVING THESE OLD PEOPLE FROM GETTING SWINDLED BY" "I WAS SAVING THESE OLD PEOPLE FROM GETTING SWINDLED BY GYPSIES." "FROM GETTING SWINDLED BY GYPSIES." "PALMREADING?" "GYPSIES." "PALMREADING?" "NO,NO." "PALMREADING?" "NO,NO." "SHE PRETENDS TO FIND THIS RING" "NO,NO." "SHE PRETENDS TO FIND THIS RING AT YOUR FEET." "SHE PRETENDS TO FIND THIS RING AT YOUR FEET." "OH." "THELOSTRING." "AT YOUR FEET." "OH." "THELOSTRING." "WHAT,YOUKNOWABOUTTHAT ?" "OH." "THELOSTRING." "WHAT,YOUKNOWABOUTTHAT ?" "MM-HMM." "WHAT,YOUKNOWABOUTTHAT ?" "MM-HMM." "SHEDIDTHEEXACTSAME THING" "MM-HMM." "SHEDIDTHEEXACTSAME THING TO ME THREE NIGHTS AGO." "SHEDIDTHEEXACTSAME THING TO ME THREE NIGHTS AGO." "YOUDIDN'TGIVEHER MONEY?" "TO ME THREE NIGHTS AGO." "YOUDIDN'TGIVEHER MONEY?" "AW." "YOUDIDN'TGIVEHER MONEY?" "AW." "WHAT?" "ITWASMYFIRSTNIGHT" "AW." "WHAT?" "ITWASMYFIRSTNIGHT  IN PARIS, OKAY?" "WHAT?" "ITWASMYFIRSTNIGHT  IN PARIS, OKAY?" "MY STREET SKILLS WERE A LITTLE" "IN PARIS, OKAY?" "MY STREET SKILLS WERE A LITTLE JET-LAGGED OR WHATEVER." "MY STREET SKILLS WERE A LITTLE JET-LAGGED OR WHATEVER." "I-I'M IN ROMANTIC PARIS ON THIS" "JET-LAGGED OR WHATEVER." "I-I'M IN ROMANTIC PARIS ON THIS MAGICAL BRIDGE, AND THIS SWEET," "I-I'M IN ROMANTIC PARIS ON THIS MAGICAL BRIDGE, AND THIS SWEET, LITTLE LADY GIVES ME THIS, LIKE," "MAGICAL BRIDGE, AND THIS SWEET, LITTLE LADY GIVES ME THIS, LIKE, GRACED RING THAT GOD LAID AT MY" "LITTLE LADY GIVES ME THIS, LIKE, GRACED RING THAT GOD LAID AT MY FEET FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE, OKAY?" "GRACED RING THAT GOD LAID AT MY FEET FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE, OKAY?" "[CHUCKLES]" "FEET FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE, OKAY?" "[CHUCKLES] IFUCKINGGAVEHER SOME" "[CHUCKLES] IFUCKINGGAVEHER SOME MONEY." "IFUCKINGGAVEHER SOME MONEY." "LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY." "MONEY." "LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY." "SO, AFTER I SAVED THE PEOPLE," "LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY." "SO, AFTER I SAVED THE PEOPLE, THEN TOLD THE LADY TO FUCK OFF" "SO, AFTER I SAVED THE PEOPLE, THEN TOLD THE LADY TO FUCK OFF AND NEVER DO THAT ANYMORE..." "THEN TOLD THE LADY TO FUCK OFF AND NEVER DO THAT ANYMORE..." "MM-HMM?" "AND NEVER DO THAT ANYMORE..." "MM-HMM?" "...SHESTARTEDSCREAMINGAT" "MM-HMM?" "...SHESTARTEDSCREAMINGAT ME AND DOING THIS WEIRD, LIKE SHESTARTEDSCREAMINGAT ME AND DOING THIS WEIRD, LIKE..." "[ HISSING ]" "ME AND DOING THIS WEIRD, LIKE..." "[ HISSING ] ...AT ME." "[ HISSING ] ...AT ME." "AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS ...AT ME." "AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS WATCHING ME." "AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS WATCHING ME." "SO YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE, THAT" "WATCHING ME." "SO YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE, THAT SHE'S GONNA GET, LIKE, THE GYPSY" "SO YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE, THAT SHE'S GONNA GET, LIKE, THE GYPSY MEN TO COME STAB ME IN THE ASS" "SHE'S GONNA GET, LIKE, THE GYPSY MEN TO COME STAB ME IN THE ASS OR SOMETHING, LIKE, WHEN I'M" "MEN TO COME STAB ME IN THE ASS OR SOMETHING, LIKE, WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE ST" "OR SOMETHING, LIKE, WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE ST-- NO." "WALKING DOWN THE ST-- NO." "BUTSHESAIDSHE WAS WATCHING" "NO." "BUTSHESAIDSHE WAS WATCHING ME, LIKE SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE." "BUTSHESAIDSHE WAS WATCHING ME, LIKE SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE." "SHESPOKEENGLISH?" "ME, LIKE SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE." "SHESPOKEENGLISH?" "NO." "SHESPOKEENGLISH?" "NO." "THENHOW" "NO." "THENHOW--  SHEDIDTHISTHINGWITH " "THENHOW--  SHEDIDTHISTHINGWITH -- WITH HER THING, LIKE THIS." "SHEDIDTHISTHINGWITH -- WITH HER THING, LIKE THIS." "SHE WENT LIKE, "I'M WATCHING" "WITH HER THING, LIKE THIS." "SHE WENT LIKE, "I'M WATCHING YOU." "SHE WENT LIKE, "I'M WATCHING YOU." "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE."" "YOU." "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." THATDOESN'TMEANSHE 'S" "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." THATDOESN'TMEANSHE 'S WATCHING YOU." "THATDOESN'TMEANSHE 'S WATCHING YOU." "THAT MEANS SHE PUTS A CURSE ON" "WATCHING YOU." "THAT MEANS SHE PUTS A CURSE ON YOU." "THAT MEANS SHE PUTS A CURSE ON YOU." "AREYOUSURE?" "YOU." "AREYOUSURE?" "YEAH." "THEY'REHARMLESS." "AREYOUSURE?" "YEAH." "THEY'REHARMLESS." "THAT'SA CURSE?" "YEAH." "THEY'REHARMLESS." "THAT'SA CURSE?" "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOME" "THAT'SA CURSE?" "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOME GYPSY CLAN'S GONNA COME GET ME" "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOME GYPSY CLAN'S GONNA COME GET ME WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING?" "GYPSY CLAN'S GONNA COME GET ME WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING?" "JUSTA CURSE." "WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING?" "JUSTA CURSE." "OH,WELL,FINE." "JUSTA CURSE." "OH,WELL,FINE." "I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A" "OH,WELL,FINE." "I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A CURSE." "I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A CURSE." "CURSE, SCHMURSE." "CURSE." "CURSE, SCHMURSE." "I EAT CURSES FOR BREAKFAST." "CURSE, SCHMURSE." "I EAT CURSES FOR BREAKFAST." "JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT GONNA" "I EAT CURSES FOR BREAKFAST." "JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT GONNA COME CUT MY THROAT IN THE NIGHT," "JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT GONNA COME CUT MY THROAT IN THE NIGHT, I CAN..." "COME CUT MY THROAT IN THE NIGHT, I CAN..." "BUTYOUNEEDTOSTOP" "I CAN..." "BUTYOUNEEDTOSTOP  PANTOMIMING AT FRENCH WOMEN." "BUTYOUNEEDTOSTOP  PANTOMIMING AT FRENCH WOMEN." "YOU SEE?" "PANTOMIMING AT FRENCH WOMEN." "YOU SEE?" "YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE." "YOU SEE?" "YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "SHE PANTOMIMED ME." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "SHE PANTOMIMED ME." "YEAH,SURE." "SHE PANTOMIMED ME." "YEAH,SURE." "WHAT?" "!" "YEAH,SURE." "WHAT?" "!" "WHAT " " WHAT FRENCH WOMEN AM" "WHAT?" "!" "WHAT " " WHAT FRENCH WOMEN AM I " " HAVE I BEEN PANTOMIMING?" "WHAT " " WHAT FRENCH WOMEN AM I " " HAVE I BEEN PANTOMIMING?" "ME,THEFIRSTTIMEWEMETAT" "I " " HAVE I BEEN PANTOMIMING?" "ME,THEFIRSTTIMEWEMETAT  THE ORANGE STORE." "ME,THEFIRSTTIMEWEMETAT  THE ORANGE STORE." "WHATDIDIPANTOMIMEYOU?" "!" "THE ORANGE STORE." "WHATDIDIPANTOMIMEYOU?" "!" "YOUASKEDIF IWAS STRICT" "WHATDIDIPANTOMIMEYOU?" "!" "YOUASKEDIF IWAS STRICT WITH MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE I AM" "YOUASKEDIF IWAS STRICT WITH MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE I AM WITH MY DOG, AND YOU WENT " " YOU" "WITH MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE I AM WITH MY DOG, AND YOU WENT " " YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO" "WITH MY DOG, AND YOU WENT " " YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO YOU WENT " " YOU WENT LIKE THIS." "THOUGHT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO YOU WENT " " YOU WENT LIKE THIS." "AS IF THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNS" "YOU WENT " " YOU WENT LIKE THIS." "AS IF THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNS FOR BEING STRICT WITH ONE'S" "AS IF THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNS FOR BEING STRICT WITH ONE'S LOVER." "FOR BEING STRICT WITH ONE'S LOVER." "OKAY,WELL,IF YOUHADN'TOF," "LOVER." "OKAY,WELL,IF YOUHADN'TOF, YOU KNOW, PRETENDED NOT TO SPEAK" "OKAY,WELL,IF YOUHADN'TOF, YOU KNOW, PRETENDED NOT TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND JUST WENT OUT TO" "YOU KNOW, PRETENDED NOT TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND JUST WENT OUT TO MOCK AND RIDICULE INNOCENT" "ENGLISH AND JUST WENT OUT TO MOCK AND RIDICULE INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITORS " "MOCK AND RIDICULE INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITORS -- INNOCENT?" "GENTLEMAN SUITORS -- INNOCENT?" "YEAH,I WASAN INNOCENT" "INNOCENT?" "YEAH,I WASAN INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITOR." "YEAH,I WASAN INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITOR." "[CHUCKLES]" "GENTLEMAN SUITOR." "[CHUCKLES] YOU DO LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN" "[CHUCKLES] YOU DO LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN TODAY." "YOU DO LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN TODAY." "DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE?" "TODAY." "DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE?" "IDIDHAVEONE ,AND THENI" "DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE?" "IDIDHAVEONE ,AND THENI CANCELED ABOUT FUCKING 10" "IDIDHAVEONE ,AND THENI CANCELED ABOUT FUCKING 10 SECONDS AGO." "CANCELED ABOUT FUCKING 10 SECONDS AGO." "[CHUCKLES]" "SECONDS AGO." "[CHUCKLES] NO, YOU LOOK NICE." "[CHUCKLES] NO, YOU LOOK NICE." "THANKYOU." "NO, YOU LOOK NICE." "THANKYOU." "THESUITSUITSYOU ." "THANKYOU." "THESUITSUITSYOU ." "THANKYOU." "THESUITSUITSYOU ." "THANKYOU." "CANYOUSAYTHAT?" "THANKYOU." "CANYOUSAYTHAT?" "YEAH." "CANYOUSAYTHAT?" "YEAH." ""THESUITSUITSYOU "?" "YEAH." ""THESUITSUITSYOU "?" "YEAH." "THESUITSUITSYOU." ""THESUITSUITSYOU "?" "YEAH." "THESUITSUITSYOU." "NO,BUTWHATWOULDYOUSAY?" "YEAH." "THESUITSUITSYOU." "NO,BUTWHATWOULDYOUSAY?" "WELL, NORMALLY, YOU WOULD SAY" "NO,BUTWHATWOULDYOUSAY?" "WELL, NORMALLY, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU" "WELL, NORMALLY, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT," OR, "YOU" "SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT," OR, "YOU WEAR THAT SUIT WELL."" "LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT," OR, "YOU WEAR THAT SUIT WELL." BUTNOT"THESUITSUITSYOU"?" "WEAR THAT SUIT WELL." BUTNOT"THESUITSUITSYOU"?" "NO,I-ILIKE"THESUIT SUITS" "BUTNOT"THESUITSUITSYOU"?" "NO,I-ILIKE"THESUIT SUITS YOU."" "NO,I-ILIKE"THESUIT SUITS YOU." I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK WITH" "YOU." I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK WITH THAT." "I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK WITH THAT." "NO,I DON'TWANTTOSAYIT." "THAT." "NO,I DON'TWANTTOSAYIT." "DON'T MAKE ME STUPID." "NO,I DON'TWANTTOSAYIT." "DON'T MAKE ME STUPID." "WHAT?" "SOPHIE!" "WHAT?" "DON'T MAKE ME STUPID." "WHAT?" "SOPHIE!" "WHAT?" "COME ON." "YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAD." "WHAT?" "SOPHIE!" "WHAT?" "COME ON." "YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAD." "YES,I 'MMAD!" "COME ON." "YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAD." "YES,I 'MMAD!" "I DON'T LIKE THAT!" "YES,I 'MMAD!" "I DON'T LIKE THAT!" "DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE" "I DON'T LIKE THAT!" "DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE THAT!" "DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE THAT!" "I'M " " I'M NOT SOME FRENCH DOLL" "THAT!" "I'M " " I'M NOT SOME FRENCH DOLL FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH!" "I'M " " I'M NOT SOME FRENCH DOLL FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH!" "IT'S NOT CORRECT TO SAY IT THIS" "FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH!" "IT'S NOT CORRECT TO SAY IT THIS WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND" "IT'S NOT CORRECT TO SAY IT THIS WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT!" "WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT!" "I'M" "I 'MSORRY." "LIKE AN IDIOT!" "I'M" "I 'MSORRY." "SOPHIE, I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M" "I 'MSORRY." "SOPHIE, I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "IT WAS SWEET HOW YOU SAID IT." "SOPHIE, I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "IT WAS SWEET HOW YOU SAID IT." "I'M SORRY." "IT WAS SWEET HOW YOU SAID IT." "I'M SORRY." "IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN." "I'M SORRY." "IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN." "SO..." "IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN." "SO..." "I THOUGHT WE " " WE COULD GET A" "SO..." "I THOUGHT WE " " WE COULD GET A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE MARKET" "I THOUGHT WE " " WE COULD GET A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE MARKET AND GO TO MY PLACE." "BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE MARKET AND GO TO MY PLACE." "THATSOUNDSPERFECT." "AND GO TO MY PLACE." "THATSOUNDSPERFECT." "OH, GOD." "THATSOUNDSPERFECT." "OH, GOD." "IT'S LIKE CLOSED, EXCEPT FOR THE" "OH, GOD." "IT'S LIKE CLOSED, EXCEPT FOR THE CHEESE." "IT'S LIKE CLOSED, EXCEPT FOR THE CHEESE." "[LAUGHS]" "CHEESE." "[LAUGHS] THECHEESELADYISSTILL" "[LAUGHS] THECHEESELADYISSTILL HERE." "THECHEESELADYISSTILL HERE." "THANK " " I LOVE CHEESE." "HERE." "THANK " " I LOVE CHEESE." "YOULIKECHEESE?" "THANK " " I LOVE CHEESE." "YOULIKECHEESE?" "LET'SJUSTHAVEA" " WE'LL" "YOULIKECHEESE?" "LET'SJUSTHAVEA" " WE'LL JUST HAVE A CHEESE DINNER." "LET'SJUSTHAVEA" " WE'LL JUST HAVE A CHEESE DINNER." "WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS" "JUST HAVE A CHEESE DINNER." "WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS OTHER " " WE'LL JUST HAVE ONLY" "WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS OTHER " " WE'LL JUST HAVE ONLY CHEESE, AND THEN WE'LL RATE IT." "OTHER " " WE'LL JUST HAVE ONLY CHEESE, AND THEN WE'LL RATE IT." "I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR" "CHEESE, AND THEN WE'LL RATE IT." "I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR CHEESE CONTEST, I GOT TO TELL" "I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR CHEESE CONTEST, I GOT TO TELL YOU." "CHEESE CONTEST, I GOT TO TELL YOU." "ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT IT?" "YOU." "ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT IT?" "YEAH,I 'MEXCITED." "ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT IT?" "YEAH,I 'MEXCITED." "SO,WHATDO YOUDOFORWORK?" "YEAH,I 'MEXCITED." "SO,WHATDO YOUDOFORWORK?" "I-ITAKECAREOFPEOPLEWHO" "SO,WHATDO YOUDOFORWORK?" "I-ITAKECAREOFPEOPLEWHO ARE DYING." "I-ITAKECAREOFPEOPLEWHO ARE DYING." "GOD." "THAT'SINTENSE." "ARE DYING." "GOD." "THAT'SINTENSE." "[ Sighing ] OH, MAN." "GOD." "THAT'SINTENSE." "[ Sighing ] OH, MAN." "YOU TAKING CARE OF ANYONE NOW?" "[ Sighing ] OH, MAN." "YOU TAKING CARE OF ANYONE NOW?" "ALITTLEGIRL." "YOU TAKING CARE OF ANYONE NOW?" "ALITTLEGIRL." "REALLY?" "ALITTLEGIRL." "REALLY?" "YEAH,IT'S" " IT 'STHEFIRST" "REALLY?" "YEAH,IT'S" " IT 'STHEFIRST TIME IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT." "YEAH,IT'S" " IT 'STHEFIRST TIME IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT." "USUALLY, IT'S, UH, OLD PEOPLE" "TIME IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT." "USUALLY, IT'S, UH, OLD PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVED A NICE, LONG" "USUALLY, IT'S, UH, OLD PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVED A NICE, LONG LIFE, YOU KNOW, SO SOMEHOW" "WHO HAVE LIVED A NICE, LONG LIFE, YOU KNOW, SO SOMEHOW IT'S " " IT'S A BIT MORE" "LIFE, YOU KNOW, SO SOMEHOW IT'S " " IT'S A BIT MORE MANAGEABLE FOR ME." "IT'S " " IT'S A BIT MORE MANAGEABLE FOR ME." "HOWOLDIS SHE?" "MANAGEABLE FOR ME." "HOWOLDIS SHE?" "13." "SHEHASLEUKEMIA." "HOWOLDIS SHE?" "13." "SHEHASLEUKEMIA." "ISTHEREANYCHANCESHECAN 13." "SHEHASLEUKEMIA." "ISTHEREANYCHANCESHECAN GET BETTER?" "ISTHEREANYCHANCESHECAN GET BETTER?" "NO." "SHE'LLDIESOON." "GET BETTER?" "NO." "SHE'LLDIESOON." "HOWLONGDOESSHE HAVETO" "NO." "SHE'LLDIESOON." "HOWLONGDOESSHE HAVETO LIVE?" "HOWLONGDOESSHE HAVETO LIVE?" "IT'SHARDTO SAY." "LIVE?" "IT'SHARDTO SAY." "SHE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR" "IT'SHARDTO SAY." "SHE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS SINCE SHE'S A KID, OR" "SHE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS SINCE SHE'S A KID, OR TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER FAMILY, OR" "CHRISTMAS SINCE SHE'S A KID, OR TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER FAMILY, OR BOTH." "TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER FAMILY, OR BOTH." "GOD,THAT'SSO AWFUL." "BOTH." "GOD,THAT'SSO AWFUL." "YEAH." "GOD,THAT'SSO AWFUL." "YEAH." "SHE REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS" "YEAH." "SHE REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HER AGE." "SHE REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HER AGE." "REALLY?" "HOWSO ?" "HER AGE." "REALLY?" "HOWSO ?" "IDON'TKNOW." "SHE JUSTDOES ." "REALLY?" "HOWSO ?" "IDON'TKNOW." "SHE JUSTDOES ." "SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?" "IDON'TKNOW." "SHE JUSTDOES ." "SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?" "NOTHINGNEARLYTHAT" "SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?" "NOTHINGNEARLYTHAT IMPORTANT." "NOTHINGNEARLYTHAT IMPORTANT." "AW,COMEON ." "IMPORTANT." "AW,COMEON ." "EVERYTHING'S IMPORTANT." "AW,COMEON ." "EVERYTHING'S IMPORTANT." "WITHOUT A PLUMBER, WHERE WOULD" "EVERYTHING'S IMPORTANT." "WITHOUT A PLUMBER, WHERE WOULD WE GO TO THE BATHROOM?" "WITHOUT A PLUMBER, WHERE WOULD WE GO TO THE BATHROOM?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "WE GO TO THE BATHROOM?" "[ CHUCKLES ] GOODCALL." "[ CHUCKLES ] GOODCALL." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "GOODCALL." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] IWRITEBOOKS." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] IWRITEBOOKS." "REALLY?" "IWRITEBOOKS." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "WHATBOOKS?" "YEAH." "WHATBOOKS?" "UH,THEFIRSTONE WAS CALLED" "WHATBOOKS?" "UH,THEFIRSTONE WAS CALLED "THE BLAMELESS," WHICH CAME OUT" "UH,THEFIRSTONE WAS CALLED "THE BLAMELESS," WHICH CAME OUT IN 1986, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN." ""THE BLAMELESS," WHICH CAME OUT IN 1986, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN." "IWASBORNIN' 85 ,THANKYOU." "IN 1986, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN." "IWASBORNIN' 85 ,THANKYOU." "[ LAUGHS ]" "IWASBORNIN' 85 ,THANKYOU." "[ LAUGHS ] ISITWEIRDATALLFORYOUTO" "[ LAUGHS ] ISITWEIRDATALLFORYOUTO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 15 YEARS" "ISITWEIRDATALLFORYOUTO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?" "GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?" "NO." "OLDER THAN YOU?" "NO." "BECAUSEOF" " YOU'REFRENCH?" "NO." "BECAUSEOF" " YOU'REFRENCH?" "NO." "BECAUSEFATHERISSUES." "BECAUSEOF" " YOU'REFRENCH?" "NO." "BECAUSEFATHERISSUES." "[LAUGHS]" "NO." "BECAUSEFATHERISSUES." "[LAUGHS] OH, SO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE" "[LAUGHS] OH, SO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA?" "OH, SO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA?" "[CHUCKLES]" "AMERICA?" "[CHUCKLES] PERFECT." "[CHUCKLES] PERFECT." "WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING KNOWING." "PERFECT." "WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING KNOWING." "DOYOUUSUALLYDATEWOMENMY" "WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING KNOWING." "DOYOUUSUALLYDATEWOMENMY AGE?" "DOYOUUSUALLYDATEWOMENMY AGE?" "UH,NO." "AGE?" "UH,NO." "USUALLY A LITTLE OLDER." "UH,NO." "USUALLY A LITTLE OLDER." "THENIT'SWEIRDFOR YOU ?" "USUALLY A LITTLE OLDER." "THENIT'SWEIRDFOR YOU ?" "NO." "THENIT'SWEIRDFOR YOU ?" "NO." "NO, AS LONG AS YOU CAN NAME" "NO." "NO, AS LONG AS YOU CAN NAME THREE BEATLE ALBUMS, KNOW WHAT" "NO, AS LONG AS YOU CAN NAME THREE BEATLE ALBUMS, KNOW WHAT AN ALBUM IS, AND ARE A GOOD" "THREE BEATLE ALBUMS, KNOW WHAT AN ALBUM IS, AND ARE A GOOD KISSER, THEN I THINK WE HAVE AN" "AN ALBUM IS, AND ARE A GOOD KISSER, THEN I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT SHOT AT HAPPILY EVER" "KISSER, THEN I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT SHOT AT HAPPILY EVER AFTER." "EXCELLENT SHOT AT HAPPILY EVER AFTER." "ANDI STILLCAN'TLOOKATYOU" "AFTER." "ANDI STILLCAN'TLOOKATYOU AND SMILE AND TOUCH YOU, LIKE," "ANDI STILLCAN'TLOOKATYOU AND SMILE AND TOUCH YOU, LIKE, WHILE YOU EAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH?" "AND SMILE AND TOUCH YOU, LIKE, WHILE YOU EAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "WHILE YOU EAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "THAT'S UNIVERSAL." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "THAT'S UNIVERSAL." "YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT." "THAT'S UNIVERSAL." "YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT." "RIGHT." "YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT." "RIGHT." "OKAY." "GO." "RIGHT." "OKAY." "GO." "COME ON." "OKAY." "GO." "COME ON." "[SIGHS]" "COME ON." "[SIGHS] "ABBEY ROAD," "REVOLVER," AND" "[SIGHS] "ABBEY ROAD," "REVOLVER," AND "THE WHITE ALBUM," WHICH IS A" ""ABBEY ROAD," "REVOLVER," AND "THE WHITE ALBUM," WHICH IS A BIG, ROUND, VINYL THING WHICH" ""THE WHITE ALBUM," WHICH IS A BIG, ROUND, VINYL THING WHICH COMES IN A BIG, FLAT, SQUARE BOX" "BIG, ROUND, VINYL THING WHICH COMES IN A BIG, FLAT, SQUARE BOX WITH A PRINTED PICTURE IN IT." "COMES IN A BIG, FLAT, SQUARE BOX WITH A PRINTED PICTURE IN IT." "OR IT CAN JUST BE WHITE." "WITH A PRINTED PICTURE IN IT." "OR IT CAN JUST BE WHITE." "VERYGOOD." "OR IT CAN JUST BE WHITE." "VERYGOOD." "ANDATTHISRATE,THEKISSING" "VERYGOOD." "ANDATTHISRATE,THEKISSING YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND OUT" "ANDATTHISRATE,THEKISSING YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT." "YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT." "[CHUCKLES]OH..." "ABOUT." "[CHUCKLES]OH..." "[CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES]OH..." "[CHUCKLES] OH, YOU SEE THAT BUILDING?" "!" "[CHUCKLES] OH, YOU SEE THAT BUILDING?" "!" "IT USED TO BE AN OLD MOVIE" "OH, YOU SEE THAT BUILDING?" "!" "IT USED TO BE AN OLD MOVIE THEATER THAT ONLY SHOWED OLD" "IT USED TO BE AN OLD MOVIE THEATER THAT ONLY SHOWED OLD AMERICAN FILMS." "THEATER THAT ONLY SHOWED OLD AMERICAN FILMS." "REALLY?" "AMERICAN FILMS." "REALLY?" "YOUKNOW,LIKETHE " "THE" "REALLY?" "YOUKNOW,LIKETHE " "THE CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES." "YOUKNOW,LIKETHE " "THE CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES." "CHARLTONHESTONMOVIES?" "CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES." "CHARLTONHESTONMOVIES?" "YEAH,THE..." "CHARLTONHESTONMOVIES?" "YEAH,THE..." "CHARL" " YOU KNOW," "YEAH,THE..." "CHARL" " YOU KNOW, CHARLTON HESTON." "CHARL" " YOU KNOW, CHARLTON HESTON." "[ LAUGHS ]" "CHARLTON HESTON." "[ LAUGHS ] WELL,CHARLTONHESTONWAS" "[ LAUGHS ] WELL,CHARLTONHESTONWAS  THIS EXTREMELY KIND OF TOUGH," "WELL,CHARLTONHESTONWAS  THIS EXTREMELY KIND OF TOUGH, MACHO, LEADING-MAN ACTOR." "THIS EXTREMELY KIND OF TOUGH, MACHO, LEADING-MAN ACTOR." "HE PLAYED MOSES IN" "MACHO, LEADING-MAN ACTOR." "HE PLAYED MOSES IN "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS."" "HE PLAYED MOSES IN "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS." HE, LIKE, PARTED THE RED SEA." ""THE TEN COMMANDMENTS." HE, LIKE, PARTED THE RED SEA." "I-I DON'T THINK HE " " HE REALLY" "HE, LIKE, PARTED THE RED SEA." "I-I DON'T THINK HE " " HE REALLY DANCED LIKE THAT IN MOVIES." "I-I DON'T THINK HE " " HE REALLY DANCED LIKE THAT IN MOVIES." "I COULD BE WRONG, BUT " " YOU" "DANCED LIKE THAT IN MOVIES." "I COULD BE WRONG, BUT " " YOU SURE IT WAS " "I COULD BE WRONG, BUT " " YOU SURE IT WAS -- OKAY,SO,UH ,WHATWERE," "SURE IT WAS -- OKAY,SO,UH ,WHATWERE, UM " " WHAT WAS THE DANCE IN THE" "OKAY,SO,UH ,WHATWERE, UM " " WHAT WAS THE DANCE IN THE '30s?" "UM " " WHAT WAS THE DANCE IN THE '30s?" "YOU KNOW, THE " " WASN'T IT THE '30s?" "YOU KNOW, THE " " WASN'T IT THE CHARLTON HESTON?" "YOU KNOW, THE " " WASN'T IT THE CHARLTON HESTON?" "OH,OH,DO " " DO YOUMEANTHE" "CHARLTON HESTON?" "OH,OH,DO " " DO YOUMEANTHE CHARLESTON?" "OH,OH,DO " " DO YOUMEANTHE CHARLESTON?" "YEAH,RIGHT." "THECHARLESTON." "CHARLESTON?" "YEAH,RIGHT." "THECHARLESTON." "OKAY,SOTHAT'STHE MOVIE" "YEAH,RIGHT." "THECHARLESTON." "OKAY,SOTHAT'STHE MOVIE THEATER THAT SHOWS MOVIES WHERE" "OKAY,SOTHAT'STHE MOVIE THEATER THAT SHOWS MOVIES WHERE THEY DANCE THE CHARLESTON, NOT" "THEATER THAT SHOWS MOVIES WHERE THEY DANCE THE CHARLESTON, NOT CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES." "THEY DANCE THE CHARLESTON, NOT CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES." "[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?" "[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?" "ITOLDYOUNOT TODOTHAT!" "WHAT?" "ITOLDYOUNOT TODOTHAT!" "DOWHAT?" "ITOLDYOUNOT TODOTHAT!" "DOWHAT?" "TOMAKEME LOOKSTUPID!" "DOWHAT?" "TOMAKEME LOOKSTUPID!" "OH,COMEON ." "TOMAKEME LOOKSTUPID!" "OH,COMEON ." "YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE" "OH,COMEON ." "YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE CHARLTON HESTON CHARLESTON." "YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE CHARLTON HESTON CHARLESTON." "YOU " " YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME" "CHARLTON HESTON CHARLESTON." "YOU " " YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME FOR THAT." "YOU " " YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME FOR THAT." "IDIDN'TMAKEAJOKE !" "FOR THAT." "IDIDN'TMAKEAJOKE !" "I MAKE A MISTAKE!" "IDIDN'TMAKEAJOKE !" "I MAKE A MISTAKE!" "YOU LAUGH ONCE, YOU DON'T HAVE" "I MAKE A MISTAKE!" "YOU LAUGH ONCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE" "YOU LAUGH ONCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME!" "TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME!" "OKAY,I 'MSORRY." "TIME!" "OKAY,I 'MSORRY." "IWANTYOUTOGONOW!" "OKAY,I 'MSORRY." "IWANTYOUTOGONOW!" "COMEON." "IWANTYOUTOGONOW!" "COMEON." "DON'TEVERTOUCHMELIKE" "COMEON." "DON'TEVERTOUCHMELIKE  THAT." "[ LAUGHS ] OH,GOD." "OH ,FUCKME." "FUCK ME." "OH,GOD." "OH ,FUCKME." "FUCK ME." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]" "FUCK ME." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHERE'S THE CHEESE?" "IT'S TIME TO RATE THEM." "YOU GO FIRST." "OKAY,SO,HOWDOYOUWANTTO" "YOU GO FIRST." "OKAY,SO,HOWDOYOUWANTTO DO THIS?" "OKAY,SO,HOWDOYOUWANTTO DO THIS?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "DO THIS?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "WELL,AREWE GONNARATETHESE" "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "WELL,AREWE GONNARATETHESE CHEESES AGAINST ALL FOOD?" "WELL,AREWE GONNARATETHESE CHEESES AGAINST ALL FOOD?" "I MEAN, ALL CHEESE IS BETTER" "CHEESES AGAINST ALL FOOD?" "I MEAN, ALL CHEESE IS BETTER THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS." "I MEAN, ALL CHEESE IS BETTER THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS." "SO DO WE NEED A DIFFERENT SCALE" "THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS." "SO DO WE NEED A DIFFERENT SCALE OR...?" "SO DO WE NEED A DIFFERENT SCALE OR...?" "NO,NO." "OR...?" "NO,NO." "W-WE'LL RATE THEM AGAINST ALL" "NO,NO." "W-WE'LL RATE THEM AGAINST ALL FOODS, AND " " AND WE'LL GO LIKE" "W-WE'LL RATE THEM AGAINST ALL FOODS, AND " " AND WE'LL GO LIKE THIS." "FOODS, AND " " AND WE'LL GO LIKE THIS." "LIKE, OKAY, SO, IF DOG SHIT WAS" "THIS." "LIKE, OKAY, SO, IF DOG SHIT WAS 1 AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS 10," "LIKE, OKAY, SO, IF DOG SHIT WAS 1 AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS 10, RATE THESE CHEESES." "1 AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS 10, RATE THESE CHEESES." "WHAT'SWORSETHANDOG SHIT?" "RATE THESE CHEESES." "WHAT'SWORSETHANDOG SHIT?" "[LAUGHS]NOTHING." "WHAT'SWORSETHANDOG SHIT?" "[LAUGHS]NOTHING." "THAT'S WHY IT'S 1." "[LAUGHS]NOTHING." "THAT'S WHY IT'S 1." "IT'S THE LOWEST." "THAT'S WHY IT'S 1." "IT'S THE LOWEST." "ZEROISTHELOWEST." "IT'S THE LOWEST." "ZEROISTHELOWEST." "[LAUGHS]THAT'SRIGHT." "ZEROISTHELOWEST." "[LAUGHS]THAT'SRIGHT." "IN FRANCE, THE GROUND FLOOR IS" "[LAUGHS]THAT'SRIGHT." "IN FRANCE, THE GROUND FLOOR IS ZERO." "IN FRANCE, THE GROUND FLOOR IS ZERO." "IT'S NOT ONE." "ZERO." "IT'S NOT ONE." "'CAUSEWHAT,IN THESTATES," "IT'S NOT ONE." "'CAUSEWHAT,IN THESTATES, IT'S " "'CAUSEWHAT,IN THESTATES, IT'S -- IT'SONE." "IT'S -- IT'SONE." "THE GROUND FLOOR IS ONE." "IT'SONE." "THE GROUND FLOOR IS ONE." "EVERYTHINGHASTO BE MOREIN" "THE GROUND FLOOR IS ONE." "EVERYTHINGHASTO BE MOREIN THE STATES." "EVERYTHINGHASTO BE MOREIN THE STATES." "[ LAUGHS ]" "THE STATES." "[ LAUGHS ] OH,PLEASE." "[ LAUGHS ] OH,PLEASE." "OKAY." "OH,PLEASE." "OKAY." "SO,DOGSHITISZERO ." "OKAY." "SO,DOGSHITISZERO ." "CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 10." "SO,DOGSHITISZERO ." "CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 10." "RATE THESE CHEESES." "CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 10." "RATE THESE CHEESES." "NO." "THATWON'TWORK." "RATE THESE CHEESES." "NO." "THATWON'TWORK." "WHYWON'TTHATWORK?" "NO." "THATWON'TWORK." "WHYWON'TTHATWORK?" "BECAUSEIFWE 'REGONNA" "WHYWON'TTHATWORK?" "BECAUSEIFWE 'REGONNA INCLUDE ALL FOOD, WE'RE GONNA" "BECAUSEIFWE 'REGONNA INCLUDE ALL FOOD, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NUMBERS, LIKE UP TO" "INCLUDE ALL FOOD, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NUMBERS, LIKE UP TO 100." "NEED MORE NUMBERS, LIKE UP TO 100." "O-OKAY,GREAT." "100." "O-OKAY,GREAT." "DOG SHIT IS ZERO." "O-OKAY,GREAT." "DOG SHIT IS ZERO." "CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 100." "DOG SHIT IS ZERO." "CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 100." "RATE THESE CHEESES." "CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 100." "RATE THESE CHEESES." "NO,THAT'SSTILLTOO" "RATE THESE CHEESES." "NO,THAT'SSTILLTOO  CONFUSING." "NO,THAT'SSTILLTOO  CONFUSING." "WHY?" "!" "CONFUSING." "WHY?" "!" "ITIS." "WHY?" "!" "ITIS." "WHATISCONFUSINGABOUTIT?" "ITIS." "WHATISCONFUSINGABOUTIT?" "OH, MY GOD!" "WHATISCONFUSINGABOUTIT?" "OH, MY GOD!" "LET'SJUSTSAYTHATCHEESEIN" "OH, MY GOD!" "LET'SJUSTSAYTHATCHEESEIN GENERAL IS LIKE 90." "LET'SJUSTSAYTHATCHEESEIN GENERAL IS LIKE 90." "OKAY,I WOULDSAY,YEAH,LIKE" "GENERAL IS LIKE 90." "OKAY,I WOULDSAY,YEAH,LIKE  92, BUT WHATEVER." "OKAY,I WOULDSAY,YEAH,LIKE  92, BUT WHATEVER." "OKAY." "92, BUT WHATEVER." "OKAY." "ANDNOWLET'SRATETHESE" "OKAY." "ANDNOWLET'SRATETHESE CHEESES FROM ZERO TO 10, 10" "ANDNOWLET'SRATETHESE CHEESES FROM ZERO TO 10, 10 BEING OUR FAVORITE AND ZERO OUR" "CHEESES FROM ZERO TO 10, 10 BEING OUR FAVORITE AND ZERO OUR LEAST FAVORITE." "BEING OUR FAVORITE AND ZERO OUR LEAST FAVORITE." "PERFECT." "LEAST FAVORITE." "PERFECT." "FIRST, I JUST NEED TO FUCK YOU" "PERFECT." "FIRST, I JUST NEED TO FUCK YOU AGAIN REAL QUICK, AND THEN WE" "FIRST, I JUST NEED TO FUCK YOU AGAIN REAL QUICK, AND THEN WE CAN DO THAT, OKAY?" "AGAIN REAL QUICK, AND THEN WE CAN DO THAT, OKAY?" "'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY" "CAN DO THAT, OKAY?" "'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY RIGHT NOW." "'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY RIGHT NOW." "NO,NOTNOW." "RIGHT NOW." "NO,NOTNOW." "COMEON." "NO,NOTNOW." "COMEON." "NOTNOW." "COMEON." "NOTNOW." "I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW." "NOTNOW." "I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW." "BABY,COMEON ." "ALL RIGHT. [ COUGHS ] ALL RIGHT." "GO AHEAD." "OKAY, RATE THEM." "ALL RIGHT." "GO AHEAD." "OKAY, RATE THEM." "ZERO TO 100 " " ZERO TO 10." "OKAY, RATE THEM." "ZERO TO 100 " " ZERO TO 10." "OH,THAT'SBORING." "ZERO TO 100 " " ZERO TO 10." "OH,THAT'SBORING." "COMEON." "COMEON." "OH,THAT'SBORING." "COMEON." "COMEON." "OKAY,I HAVETO GO TO WORK" "COMEON." "COMEON." "OKAY,I HAVETO GO TO WORK NOW ANYWAY." "OKAY,I HAVETO GO TO WORK NOW ANYWAY." "YOUGOTO THEHOSPITALTHIS" "NOW ANYWAY." "YOUGOTO THEHOSPITALTHIS  LATE?" "YOUGOTO THEHOSPITALTHIS  LATE?" "YEAH,SOMETIMESSHECAN 'T" "LATE?" "YEAH,SOMETIMESSHECAN 'T SLEEP AT NIGHT, SO I-I SIT WITH" "YEAH,SOMETIMESSHECAN 'T SLEEP AT NIGHT, SO I-I SIT WITH HER." "SLEEP AT NIGHT, SO I-I SIT WITH HER." "COME ON." "I'M LATE." "HER." "COME ON." "I'M LATE." "REALLY." "COME ON." "I'M LATE." "REALLY." "DOES SHE EVER HAVE ANY " " I" "REALLY." "DOES SHE EVER HAVE ANY " " I MEAN, DO YOU EVER, LIKE, BRING" "DOES SHE EVER HAVE ANY " " I MEAN, DO YOU EVER, LIKE, BRING ANYBODY ELSE TO VISIT HER" "MEAN, DO YOU EVER, LIKE, BRING ANYBODY ELSE TO VISIT HER BESIDES YOU?" "ANYBODY ELSE TO VISIT HER BESIDES YOU?" "NO." "ITMIGHTUPSETHER." "BESIDES YOU?" "NO." "ITMIGHTUPSETHER." "YOU HAVE TO GO NOW." "NO." "ITMIGHTUPSETHER." "YOU HAVE TO GO NOW." "I'M IN A HURRY." "YOU HAVE TO GO NOW." "I'M IN A HURRY." "OKAY,OKAY." "[ SIGHS ] WELL, I HAD A-AN AMAZING TIME." "METOO." "UM,I GUESSI'LL" "I 'LLCALL  YOU LATER." "IT'S" "IT'SNOTTHISDOOR ." "YOU LATER." "IT'S" "IT'SNOTTHISDOOR ." "IT'S " " IT'S THIS WAY." "IT'S" "IT'SNOTTHISDOOR ." "IT'S " " IT'S THIS WAY." "IHOPE,UH " " IHOPEWORK" "IT'S " " IT'S THIS WAY." "IHOPE,UH " " IHOPEWORK  ISN'T TOO..." "HARD." "GOOD NIGHT." "BYE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "BYE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ LAUGHING ]" "DOYOUHAVEAHARD TIME  GETTING CLOSE TO PEOPLE?" "TOPEOPLE?" "GETTING CLOSE TO PEOPLE?" "TOPEOPLE?" "IDON'TKNOW,TOBOYS THAT" "TOPEOPLE?" "IDON'TKNOW,TOBOYS THAT  YOU LIKE WHO LIKE YOU." "IDON'TKNOW,TOBOYS THAT  YOU LIKE WHO LIKE YOU." "DOYOUBELIEVEINHEAVEN?" "YOU LIKE WHO LIKE YOU." "DOYOUBELIEVEINHEAVEN?" "[CHUCKLES]OKAY." "DOYOUBELIEVEINHEAVEN?" "[CHUCKLES]OKAY." "END OF THAT CONVERSATION." "[CHUCKLES]OKAY." "END OF THAT CONVERSATION." "OH,COMEON ." "IT 'SBORING." "END OF THAT CONVERSATION." "OH,COMEON ." "IT 'SBORING." "IT'SVERYSWEET,AND IT" "OH,COMEON ." "IT 'SBORING." "IT'SVERYSWEET,AND IT ACTUALLY STRANGELY MAKES SENSE," "IT'SVERYSWEET,AND IT ACTUALLY STRANGELY MAKES SENSE, BUT " " AND YOU'RE VERY SMART." "ACTUALLY STRANGELY MAKES SENSE, BUT " " AND YOU'RE VERY SMART." "YOU'RE NOT DUMB." "BUT " " AND YOU'RE VERY SMART." "YOU'RE NOT DUMB." "YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT." "YOU'RE NOT DUMB." "YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT." "THERE'S NO ONE " "YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT." "THERE'S NO ONE -- OKAY,OKAY." "DON'TWORRY." "THERE'S NO ONE -- OKAY,OKAY." "DON'TWORRY." "I-I WON'T FREAK OUT." "WHAT?" "OKAY,OKAY." "DON'TWORRY." "I-I WON'T FREAK OUT." "WHAT?" "WELL,YOUUSE"BORING"WHEN" "I-I WON'T FREAK OUT." "WHAT?" "WELL,YOUUSE"BORING"WHEN  YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO USE" "WELL,YOUUSE"BORING"WHEN  YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO USE THAT WORD." "YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO USE THAT WORD." "REALLY?" "THAT WORD." "REALLY?" "YEAH,LIKEWHENWEWERE GONNA" "REALLY?" "YEAH,LIKEWHENWEWERE GONNA HAVE THE CHEESE CONTEST, AND YOU" "YEAH,LIKEWHENWEWERE GONNA HAVE THE CHEESE CONTEST, AND YOU REALLY WANTED TO, AND THEN" "HAVE THE CHEESE CONTEST, AND YOU REALLY WANTED TO, AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO," "REALLY WANTED TO, AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU SAID IT WAS BORING." "SUDDENLY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU SAID IT WAS BORING." "AND THEN JUST NOW, WHEN I ASKED" "YOU SAID IT WAS BORING." "AND THEN JUST NOW, WHEN I ASKED YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION " "AND THEN JUST NOW, WHEN I ASKED YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION -- OKAY,OKAY." "YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION -- OKAY,OKAY." "SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY?" "OKAY,OKAY." "SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY?" "WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?" "SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY?" "WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?" "WELL,HOPEFULLY,YOUWOULD" "WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?" "WELL,HOPEFULLY,YOUWOULD JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION." "WELL,HOPEFULLY,YOUWOULD JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION." "BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER" "JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION." "BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER A QUESTION, YOU WOULD SAY" "BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER A QUESTION, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO" "A QUESTION, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT."" "SOMETHING LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT." IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT" "TALK ABOUT IT." IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT IT." "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT IT." "DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?" "IT." "DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?" "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT" "DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN?" "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT IT." "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT IT." "OH,COMEON ." "IT." "OH,COMEON ." "DON'T BE A BABY." "[ SIGHS ]" "LIVINGRIGHTTHEREFOREVER." "WE'D BE ANCIENT, LIKE 120 YEARS OLD, AND I'D BE SITTING UNDER" "WE'D BE ANCIENT, LIKE 120 YEARS OLD, AND I'D BE SITTING UNDER THIS WILLOW TREE, WATCHING THE" "OLD, AND I'D BE SITTING UNDER THIS WILLOW TREE, WATCHING THE TOURIST BOATS GO BY." "THIS WILLOW TREE, WATCHING THE TOURIST BOATS GO BY." "MM-HMM." "TOURIST BOATS GO BY." "MM-HMM." "ANDYOUWOULDYELLOVER ," "MM-HMM." "ANDYOUWOULDYELLOVER , "HONEY, COME HOME FOR LUNCH." "ANDYOUWOULDYELLOVER , "HONEY, COME HOME FOR LUNCH." "I MADE VICHYSSOISE."" ""HONEY, COME HOME FOR LUNCH." "I MADE VICHYSSOISE." [CHUCKLES]" "I MADE VICHYSSOISE." [CHUCKLES] [SNIFFS]" "[CHUCKLES] [SNIFFS] THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN TO ME." "[SNIFFS] THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN TO ME." "YOUKNOWTHESOUP," "THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN TO ME." "YOUKNOWTHESOUP, VICHYSSOISE?" "YOUKNOWTHESOUP, VICHYSSOISE?" "OFCOURSE." "VICHYSSOISE?" "OFCOURSE." "SAYITAGAIN." "OFCOURSE." "SAYITAGAIN." "VICHYSSOISE." "SAYITAGAIN." "VICHYSSOISE." "YOURFRENCHIS GETTINGVERY" "VICHYSSOISE." "YOURFRENCHIS GETTINGVERY GOOD." "YOURFRENCHIS GETTINGVERY GOOD." "MERCI." "GOOD." "MERCI." "IMAKEAVERYGOOD" "MERCI." "IMAKEAVERYGOOD  VICHYSSOISE." "IMAKEAVERYGOOD  VICHYSSOISE." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO HOT" "VICHYSSOISE." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO HOT AND COLD." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO HOT AND COLD." "I WON'T HURT YOU." "AND COLD." "I WON'T HURT YOU." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO" "I WON'T HURT YOU." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO  IMPATIENT." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO  IMPATIENT." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO SLOW." "IMPATIENT." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO SLOW." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO LOUD." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO SLOW." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO LOUD." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO" "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO LOUD." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO  TRUCULENT." "YOUDON'THAVETOBESO  TRUCULENT." "YOUDON'THAVETOPRETENDTO" "TRUCULENT." "YOUDON'THAVETOPRETENDTO BE SO SUPERIOR, USING WORDS YOU" "YOUDON'THAVETOPRETENDTO BE SO SUPERIOR, USING WORDS YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW." "YOU LOOK VICTORIOUS." "THAT CONCERNS ME." "WILLYOUSHUTUPANDKISSME" "THAT CONCERNS ME." "WILLYOUSHUTUPANDKISSME ALREADY?" "WILLYOUSHUTUPANDKISSME ALREADY?" "WAIT." "FRENCH-KISS ME." "ALREADY?" "WAIT." "FRENCH-KISS ME." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "WAIT." "FRENCH-KISS ME." "[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RESUCHAN IDIOT." "UM,DOGGYSTYLE." "HATE." "REALLY?" "HATE." "REALLY?" "MM." "REALLY?" "MM. MOSTWOMENLOVEDOGGYSTYLE." "MM. MOSTWOMENLOVEDOGGYSTYLE." "YOU,DOGGYSTYLE?" "MOSTWOMENLOVEDOGGYSTYLE." "YOU,DOGGYSTYLE?" "HATE." "YOU,DOGGYSTYLE?" "HATE." "REALLY?" "HATE." "REALLY?" "MOST MEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE." "REALLY?" "MOST MEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE." "YEAH,NO,NO ." "IHATEIT." "MOST MEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE." "YEAH,NO,NO ." "IHATEIT." "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE " "YEAH,NO,NO ." "IHATEIT." "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE -- MYBREASTS?" "YEAH." "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE -- MYBREASTS?" "YEAH." "NO." "YOURFACE." "MYBREASTS?" "YEAH." "NO." "YOURFACE." "AH." "NO." "YOURFACE." "AH." "WELL,ANDYOURBREASTS,TOO." "AH." "WELL,ANDYOURBREASTS,TOO." "YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING." "WELL,ANDYOURBREASTS,TOO." "YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING." "AMANFUCKINGYOU ." "YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING." "AMANFUCKINGYOU ." "AMANFUCKINGME?" "AMANFUCKINGYOU ." "AMANFUCKINGME?" "MM-HMM." "AMANFUCKINGME?" "MM-HMM." "OKAY,WE'REPLAYINGTHE GAME" "MM-HMM." "OKAY,WE'REPLAYINGTHE GAME NOW." "OKAY,WE'REPLAYINGTHE GAME NOW." "[LAUGHS]" "NOW." "[LAUGHS] UM..." "I'VENEVERDONEIT." "[LAUGHS] UM..." "I'VENEVERDONEIT." "HAVEYOUEVERTHOUGHTABOUT" "UM..." "I'VENEVERDONEIT." "HAVEYOUEVERTHOUGHTABOUT IT?" "HAVEYOUEVERTHOUGHTABOUT IT?" "NO,I MEAN,I'VEHAD" "IT?" "NO,I MEAN,I'VEHAD  OCCASIONAL, WEIRD SEX DREAMS" "NO,I MEAN,I'VEHAD  OCCASIONAL, WEIRD SEX DREAMS ABOUT IT, AND, UM, I'VE DABBLED" "OCCASIONAL, WEIRD SEX DREAMS ABOUT IT, AND, UM, I'VE DABBLED WITH GIRLS PRETENDING, BUT" "ABOUT IT, AND, UM, I'VE DABBLED WITH GIRLS PRETENDING, BUT THAT'S IT." "WITH GIRLS PRETENDING, BUT THAT'S IT." "PRETENDINGWHAT?" "THAT'S IT." "PRETENDINGWHAT?" "PRETENDINGTOBE AMAN" "PRETENDINGWHAT?" "PRETENDINGTOBE AMAN  FUCKING ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW " "PRETENDINGTOBE AMAN  FUCKING ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- REALLY?" "FUCKING ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- REALLY?" "YEAH." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "LONG TIME AGO WITH MY " " WITH MY" "YEAH." "LONG TIME AGO WITH MY " " WITH MY LAST GIRLFRIEND." "LONG TIME AGO WITH MY " " WITH MY LAST GIRLFRIEND." "SO YOU'RE NOT INTO BDSM NOW?" "LAST GIRLFRIEND." "SO YOU'RE NOT INTO BDSM NOW?" "NO." "SO YOU'RE NOT INTO BDSM NOW?" "NO." "AND I WASN'T INTO IT THEN." "NO." "AND I WASN'T INTO IT THEN." "IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW," "AND I WASN'T INTO IT THEN." "IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING" "IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND." "OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND." "OH." "AROUND." "OH." "OH, GETTING FUCKED WITH A" "OH." "OH, GETTING FUCKED WITH A STRAP-ON IS OCCASIONAL, NORMAL" "OH, GETTING FUCKED WITH A STRAP-ON IS OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND IN AMERICA?" "STRAP-ON IS OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND IN AMERICA?" "NO." "IT'SPROBABLYNOT NORMAL." "PLAYING AROUND IN AMERICA?" "NO." "IT'SPROBABLYNOT NORMAL." "BUT IT'S MORE NORMAL THAN IS" "NO." "IT'SPROBABLYNOT NORMAL." "BUT IT'S MORE NORMAL THAN IS ADMITTED." "BUT IT'S MORE NORMAL THAN IS ADMITTED." "I'LL TELL YOU THAT." "ADMITTED." "I'LL TELL YOU THAT." "SO,WHYHAVEN'TYOU TRIEDIT" "I'LL TELL YOU THAT." "SO,WHYHAVEN'TYOU TRIEDIT WITH A GUY?" "SO,WHYHAVEN'TYOU TRIEDIT WITH A GUY?" "'CAUSEI 'MNOTINTOMEN LIKE" "WITH A GUY?" "'CAUSEI 'MNOTINTOMEN LIKE THAT." "'CAUSEI 'MNOTINTOMEN LIKE THAT." "YOUKNOW,IMEAN,EVERYTHING" "THAT." "YOUKNOW,IMEAN,EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN " "YOUKNOW,IMEAN,EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN -- YOUR HANDS AND FEET AND..." "THAT I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN -- YOUR HANDS AND FEET AND..." "THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SKIN," "YOUR HANDS AND FEET AND..." "THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SKIN, KISSING " " THAT ALL DISGUSTS ME" "THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SKIN, KISSING " " THAT ALL DISGUSTS ME TO MEN." "KISSING " " THAT ALL DISGUSTS ME TO MEN." "I WOULD " " THE MEN THING, IT'S" "TO MEN." "I WOULD " " THE MEN THING, IT'S MORE " " IT WAS MORE" "I WOULD " " THE MEN THING, IT'S MORE " " IT WAS MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL." "MORE " " IT WAS MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL." "IT'S MORE THE TABOO." "PSYCHOLOGICAL." "IT'S MORE THE TABOO." "IT'S BEING, YOU KNOW, DOMINATED," "IT'S MORE THE TABOO." "IT'S BEING, YOU KNOW, DOMINATED, PUNISHED." "IT'S BEING, YOU KNOW, DOMINATED, PUNISHED." "I MEAN, HAVING SAID THAT, YOU" "PUNISHED." "I MEAN, HAVING SAID THAT, YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE," "I MEAN, HAVING SAID THAT, YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I-I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TRIED IT" "KNOW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I-I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TRIED IT ONCE IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF" "I-I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TRIED IT ONCE IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF H.I.V." "ONCE IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF H.I.V. WELL,YOUHAVESAFESEX." "H.I.V. WELL,YOUHAVESAFESEX." "NO." "FORGETABOUTIT." "WELL,YOUHAVESAFESEX." "NO." "FORGETABOUTIT." "I COULD WEAR THREE FUCKING" "NO." "FORGETABOUTIT." "I COULD WEAR THREE FUCKING RUBBERS." "I COULD WEAR THREE FUCKING RUBBERS." "RUBBERS BREAK." "RUBBERS." "RUBBERS BREAK." "I-IT'S WAY TOO RISKY." "RUBBERS BREAK." "I-IT'S WAY TOO RISKY." "IT'S JUST I WOULD NEVER " " I" "I-IT'S WAY TOO RISKY." "IT'S JUST I WOULD NEVER " " I WOULD NEVER DO IT." "IT'S JUST I WOULD NEVER " " I WOULD NEVER DO IT." "YOUDON'TTHINKYOU 'REUSING" "WOULD NEVER DO IT." "YOUDON'TTHINKYOU 'REUSING THAT AS AN EXCUSE?" "YOUDON'TTHINKYOU 'REUSING THAT AS AN EXCUSE?" "BECAUSEI 'MAFRAIDTO ADMIT" "THAT AS AN EXCUSE?" "BECAUSEI 'MAFRAIDTO ADMIT THAT I'M GAY?" "BECAUSEI 'MAFRAIDTO ADMIT THAT I'M GAY?" "MM." "THAT I'M GAY?" "MM. OKAY,I WOULDLOVETO" "MM. OKAY,I WOULDLOVETO SKY-DIVE, BUT I'M SHIT-SCARED TO" "OKAY,I WOULDLOVETO SKY-DIVE, BUT I'M SHIT-SCARED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND HEIGHTS," "SKY-DIVE, BUT I'M SHIT-SCARED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND HEIGHTS, SO I'LL NEVER DO THAT." "JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND HEIGHTS, SO I'LL NEVER DO THAT." "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOMEONE" "SO I'LL NEVER DO THAT." "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M A" "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M A CLOSET SKYDIVER." "WHO'S AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M A CLOSET SKYDIVER." "BUTYOUDON'TJERKOFF" "CLOSET SKYDIVER." "BUTYOUDON'TJERKOFF THINKING ABOUT SKYDIVING." "BUTYOUDON'TJERKOFF THINKING ABOUT SKYDIVING." "[SCOFFS]I DON 'TJERKOFF" "THINKING ABOUT SKYDIVING." "[SCOFFS]I DON 'TJERKOFF THINKING ABOUT FUCKING GUYS" "[SCOFFS]I DON 'TJERKOFF THINKING ABOUT FUCKING GUYS EITHER." "THINKING ABOUT FUCKING GUYS EITHER." "SOWHENYOURGIRLFRIENDWAS" "EITHER." "SOWHENYOURGIRLFRIENDWAS FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, YOU" "SOWHENYOURGIRLFRIENDWAS FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, YOU WEREN'T TURNED ON?" "FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, YOU WEREN'T TURNED ON?" "OKAY,YOU'REGETTING" "WEREN'T TURNED ON?" "OKAY,YOU'REGETTING OFF-TRACK." "OKAY,YOU'REGETTING OFF-TRACK." "[LAUGHS]" "OFF-TRACK." "[LAUGHS] INTHISGAME,YOU JUSTASK" "[LAUGHS] INTHISGAME,YOU JUSTASK QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED" "INTHISGAME,YOU JUSTASK QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED WITH "HATE," "LOVE," OR "LIKE."" "QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED WITH "HATE," "LOVE," OR "LIKE." WELL,I LIKETHISNEW GAME" "WITH "HATE," "LOVE," OR "LIKE." WELL,I LIKETHISNEW GAME BETTER." "WELL,I LIKETHISNEW GAME BETTER." "OKAY,GOOD." "BETTER." "OKAY,GOOD." "WELL, YOU CAN PLAY IT LATER" "OKAY,GOOD." "WELL, YOU CAN PLAY IT LATER AFTER I LEAVE." "WELL, YOU CAN PLAY IT LATER AFTER I LEAVE." "[CHUCKLES]" "AFTER I LEAVE." "[CHUCKLES] SO,UM,HOWABOUTANY, UM," "[CHUCKLES] SO,UM,HOWABOUTANY, UM, BDSM FOR YOU?" "SO,UM,HOWABOUTANY, UM, BDSM FOR YOU?" "HATE." "BDSM FOR YOU?" "HATE." "REALLY?" "HATE." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "MAYBE I'M TRADITIONAL, BUT I" "YEAH." "MAYBE I'M TRADITIONAL, BUT I THINK IT'S WEIRD." "MAYBE I'M TRADITIONAL, BUT I THINK IT'S WEIRD." "SODOYOUTHINKI'MWEIRD FOR" "THINK IT'S WEIRD." "SODOYOUTHINKI'MWEIRD FOR HAVING EXPERIMENTED WITH IT?" "SODOYOUTHINKI'MWEIRD FOR HAVING EXPERIMENTED WITH IT?" "NO,YOU'VETRIEDITINYOUR" "HAVING EXPERIMENTED WITH IT?" "NO,YOU'VETRIEDITINYOUR PAST, YOU SAID, AND " " AND NOW" "NO,YOU'VETRIEDITINYOUR PAST, YOU SAID, AND " " AND NOW YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN IT" "PAST, YOU SAID, AND " " AND NOW YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN IT ANYMORE, SO THAT'S FINE." "YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN IT ANYMORE, SO THAT'S FINE." "YEAH,BUTDO YOUTHINK" "ANYMORE, SO THAT'S FINE." "YEAH,BUTDO YOUTHINK-- IJUSTTHINKTHATMENSHOULD" "YEAH,BUTDO YOUTHINK-- IJUSTTHINKTHATMENSHOULD BE REAL MEN." "IJUSTTHINKTHATMENSHOULD BE REAL MEN." "REALLY?" "BE REAL MEN." "REALLY?" "SO DO "REAL MEN" ONLY HAVE" "REALLY?" "SO DO "REAL MEN" ONLY HAVE VANILLA SEX?" "SO DO "REAL MEN" ONLY HAVE VANILLA SEX?" "NO,NO." "VANILLA SEX?" "NO,NO." "CANREALMENFANTASIZEABOUT" "NO,NO." "CANREALMENFANTASIZEABOUT LESS-THAN-TRADITIONAL SEXUAL" "CANREALMENFANTASIZEABOUT LESS-THAN-TRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS?" "LESS-THAN-TRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS?" "YES,ASLONGASTHEY DON'T" "BEHAVIORS?" "YES,ASLONGASTHEY DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME." "YES,ASLONGASTHEY DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME." "[SCOFFS]" "FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME." "[SCOFFS] OKAY, SO HOW MANY TIMES CAN A" "[SCOFFS] OKAY, SO HOW MANY TIMES CAN A MAN FANTASIZE ABOUT" "OKAY, SO HOW MANY TIMES CAN A MAN FANTASIZE ABOUT NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS" "MAN FANTASIZE ABOUT NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS UNTIL THEY'RE NOT A REAL MAN?" "NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS UNTIL THEY'RE NOT A REAL MAN?" "LIKE 5 TIMES OR 12 TIMES OR " "UNTIL THEY'RE NOT A REAL MAN?" "LIKE 5 TIMES OR 12 TIMES OR -- ICAN'TTRUSTAGUYWHO" "LIKE 5 TIMES OR 12 TIMES OR -- ICAN'TTRUSTAGUYWHO FANTASIZES ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T" "ICAN'TTRUSTAGUYWHO FANTASIZES ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T GIVE HIM." "FANTASIZES ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T GIVE HIM." "THEY'RE FANTASIZING ABOUT WOMEN," "GIVE HIM." "THEY'RE FANTASIZING ABOUT WOMEN, OKAY, I GET IT." "THEY'RE FANTASIZING ABOUT WOMEN, OKAY, I GET IT." "BUT IF A GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT" "OKAY, I GET IT." "BUT IF A GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT HAVING A DICK IN HIS ASS, FAKE" "BUT IF A GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT HAVING A DICK IN HIS ASS, FAKE OR NOT, I'M GONNA THINK HE'S" "HAVING A DICK IN HIS ASS, FAKE OR NOT, I'M GONNA THINK HE'S GONNA WANT TO DO IT, EVENTUALLY." "OR NOT, I'M GONNA THINK HE'S GONNA WANT TO DO IT, EVENTUALLY." "YOU KNOW, IT..." "GONNA WANT TO DO IT, EVENTUALLY." "YOU KNOW, IT..." "IT FEELS LIKE HE'S LYING TO" "YOU KNOW, IT..." "IT FEELS LIKE HE'S LYING TO HIMSELF." "IT FEELS LIKE HE'S LYING TO HIMSELF." "SO IT'S FINE FOR WHOEVER." "HIMSELF." "SO IT'S FINE FOR WHOEVER." "NOT MY BOYFRIEND." "SO IT'S FINE FOR WHOEVER." "NOT MY BOYFRIEND." "LOOK, I..." "NOT MY BOYFRIEND." "LOOK, I..." "I JUST " " I JUST THINK THAT" "LOOK, I..." "I JUST " " I JUST THINK THAT MIXING PSYCHOLOGY AND SEX IS" "I JUST " " I JUST THINK THAT MIXING PSYCHOLOGY AND SEX IS PERVERSE." "MIXING PSYCHOLOGY AND SEX IS PERVERSE." "YOU KNOW, SORT THIS THING OUT" "PERVERSE." "YOU KNOW, SORT THIS THING OUT WITH YOUR SHRINK..." "YOU KNOW, SORT THIS THING OUT WITH YOUR SHRINK..." "[CHUCKLES]" "WITH YOUR SHRINK..." "[CHUCKLES] ...NOTINTHEBEDROOM." "[CHUCKLES] ...NOTINTHEBEDROOM." "OKAY,LISTEN." "...NOTINTHEBEDROOM." "OKAY,LISTEN." "I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU" "OKAY,LISTEN." "I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING FOR REAL THOUGH." "I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING FOR REAL THOUGH." "MNH-MNH." "SOMETHING FOR REAL THOUGH." "MNH-MNH." "ALLJOKINGASIDE." "MNH-MNH." "ALLJOKINGASIDE." "NO." "NOMORETALKINGNOW." "ALLJOKINGASIDE." "NO." "NOMORETALKINGNOW." "NO,COMEON ." "NO." "NOMORETALKINGNOW." "NO,COMEON ." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "NO,COMEON ." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "JUST ONE LAST THING." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "JUST ONE LAST THING." "HMM?" "JUST ONE LAST THING." "HMM?" "DOYOUNOTLIKEGOINGDOWNON" "HMM?" "DOYOUNOTLIKEGOINGDOWNON A MAN?" "DOYOUNOTLIKEGOINGDOWNON A MAN?" "IFI LIKETHEGUY ,SUREIDO." "A MAN?" "IFI LIKETHEGUY ,SUREIDO." "DOYOULIKEME?" "IFI LIKETHEGUY ,SUREIDO." "DOYOULIKEME?" "ILIKEYOU." "DOYOULIKEME?" "ILIKEYOU." "BECAUSEI-IFEELLIKEYOU'RE" "ILIKEYOU." "BECAUSEI-IFEELLIKEYOU'RE TURNED ON WHEN WE HAVE SEX, LIKE" "BECAUSEI-IFEELLIKEYOU'RE TURNED ON WHEN WE HAVE SEX, LIKE YOU ENJOY OUR SEX." "TURNED ON WHEN WE HAVE SEX, LIKE YOU ENJOY OUR SEX." "MM-HMM." "YOU ENJOY OUR SEX." "MM-HMM." "YEAH." "OKAY." "MM-HMM." "YEAH." "OKAY." "BUTYOUHAVEN'TEVENTOUCHED" "YEAH." "OKAY." "BUTYOUHAVEN'TEVENTOUCHED MY DICK ONCE." "BUTYOUHAVEN'TEVENTOUCHED MY DICK ONCE." "YES,I HAVE." "MY DICK ONCE." "YES,I HAVE." "NO,YOUHAVEN'T." "YES,I HAVE." "NO,YOUHAVEN'T." "I MEAN, FORGET GOING DOWN ON ME." "NO,YOUHAVEN'T." "I MEAN, FORGET GOING DOWN ON ME." "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN " " YOU HAVEN'T" "I MEAN, FORGET GOING DOWN ON ME." "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN " " YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED IT." "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN " " YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED IT." "AND SO IT JUST MADE ME WONDER," "EVEN TOUCHED IT." "AND SO IT JUST MADE ME WONDER, LIKE, DO YOU NOT LIKE DOING THAT" "AND SO IT JUST MADE ME WONDER, LIKE, DO YOU NOT LIKE DOING THAT ON ANY MAN, OR IS IT JUST" "LIKE, DO YOU NOT LIKE DOING THAT ON ANY MAN, OR IS IT JUST SPECIFICALLY ME OR THAT YOU" "ON ANY MAN, OR IS IT JUST SPECIFICALLY ME OR THAT YOU DON'T..." "SPECIFICALLY ME OR THAT YOU DON'T..." "MY BODY DISGUSTS YOU?" "DON'T..." "MY BODY DISGUSTS YOU?" "IT SORT OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE " "MY BODY DISGUSTS YOU?" "IT SORT OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU NOT LIKE MY" "IT SORT OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU NOT LIKE MY BODY OR..." "I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU NOT LIKE MY BODY OR..." "LETME" " LETMEPUTITTHIS" "BODY OR..." "LETME" " LETMEPUTITTHIS WAY." "LETME" " LETMEPUTITTHIS WAY." "IF YOU WERE 10 POUNDS THINNER," "WAY." "IF YOU WERE 10 POUNDS THINNER, I WOULD HAVE BLOWN YOU BY NOW." "MICHAEL..." "MICHAEL, MICHAEL..." "MICHAEL..." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] MICHAEL..." "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT." "THATWASTHEMEANESTTHING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME." "I'MSORRY." "THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME." "I'MSORRY." "IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT." "I'MSORRY." "IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT." "HOWISIT SUPPOSEDTOCOME" "IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT." "HOWISIT SUPPOSEDTOCOME  OUT?" "HOWISIT SUPPOSEDTOCOME  OUT?" "IREADYOURBOOK." "I, UH..." "I WENT AND GOT IT AND READ IT." "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "I WENT AND GOT IT AND READ IT." "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REVEALING" "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REVEALING YOURSELF." "YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REVEALING YOURSELF." "MOST OF US ARE NOT LIKE THAT." "YOURSELF." "MOST OF US ARE NOT LIKE THAT." "WE HAVE SECRETS, THINGS WE'RE" "MOST OF US ARE NOT LIKE THAT." "WE HAVE SECRETS, THINGS WE'RE ASHAMED OF, SCARED TO " " SCARED" "WE HAVE SECRETS, THINGS WE'RE ASHAMED OF, SCARED TO " " SCARED TO ADMIT TO OURSELVES, LET ALONE" "ASHAMED OF, SCARED TO " " SCARED TO ADMIT TO OURSELVES, LET ALONE SOMEONE ELSE." "TO ADMIT TO OURSELVES, LET ALONE SOMEONE ELSE." "YOU HAVE NO FEAR." "SOMEONE ELSE." "YOU HAVE NO FEAR." "YOU ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, AND " " I" "YOU HAVE NO FEAR." "YOU ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, AND " " I DON'T KNOW " " YOU EVEN REJOICE" "YOU ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, AND " " I DON'T KNOW " " YOU EVEN REJOICE IN IT." "DON'T KNOW " " YOU EVEN REJOICE IN IT." "IHAVEMANYFLAWS." "IN IT." "IHAVEMANYFLAWS." "LETMEFINISH." "THAT SCARES MOST PEOPLE ABOUT YOU." "ITOLDYOUTHATIWILLNEVER" "YOU." "ITOLDYOUTHATIWILLNEVER HURT YOU." "ITOLDYOUTHATIWILLNEVER HURT YOU." "YOUDON'TKNOWTHAT." "HURT YOU." "YOUDON'TKNOWTHAT." "YOU MIGHT." "YOUDON'TKNOWTHAT." "YOU MIGHT." "BUT WHAT I " " WHAT I LOVED ABOUT" "YOU MIGHT." "BUT WHAT I " " WHAT I LOVED ABOUT YOUR BOOK IS THAT EVEN THOUGH" "BUT WHAT I " " WHAT I LOVED ABOUT YOUR BOOK IS THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE LEAVES YOU IN THE END AND " "YOUR BOOK IS THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE LEAVES YOU IN THE END AND -- AND YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN..." "SHE LEAVES YOU IN THE END AND -- AND YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN..." "YOU'RE HERE." "AND YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN..." "YOU'RE HERE." "AND THAT'S VERY BRAVE." "YOU'RE HERE." "AND THAT'S VERY BRAVE." "AND I WANT TO BE THAT BRAVE." "AND THAT'S VERY BRAVE." "AND I WANT TO BE THAT BRAVE." "I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF LOVE" "AND I WANT TO BE THAT BRAVE." "I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF LOVE ANYONE BEFORE." "I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF LOVE ANYONE BEFORE." "NEVER." "ANYONE BEFORE." "NEVER." "NEVER?" "NEVER." "NEVER?" "NEVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?" "BUTI-I-IWANTTOTRYWITH YOU." "[ CHUCKLES ] [SIGHS] CANI ASKYOUAQUESTION?" "[SIGHS] CANI ASKYOUAQUESTION?" "IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST" "CANI ASKYOUAQUESTION?" "IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR" "IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU" "BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU THINK I WAS DOING IT TO MAKE YOU" "ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU THINK I WAS DOING IT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER OR BECAUSE I REALLY" "THINK I WAS DOING IT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER OR BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO?" "FEEL BETTER OR BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO?" "AND EITHER WAY, WOULD YOU CARE?" "[INHALESSHARPLY] HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT..." "EITHER WAY, I WOULDN'T CARE." "BUTJUSTFORTHE RECORD,I REALLY WANT TO." "EVERYTHINGCOOL?" "YEAH." "ISITSTILLOKAYTHAT ICOME" "YEAH." "ISITSTILLOKAYTHAT ICOME IN WITH YOU?" "ISITSTILLOKAYTHAT ICOME IN WITH YOU?" "YOUHAVETO COME." "IN WITH YOU?" "YOUHAVETO COME." "SHE REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH" "YOUHAVETO COME." "SHE REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU." "SHE REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU." "SHEDID?" "YOU." "SHEDID?" "MM-HMM." "SHEDID?" "MM-HMM." "COME ON." "MM-HMM." "COME ON." "[ SPEAKS FRENCH ]" "COME ON." "[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] ANAIS, MICHAEL." "[ SPEAKS FRENCH ] ANAIS, MICHAEL." "BONJOUR." "ANAIS, MICHAEL." "BONJOUR." "I'M SORRY." "BONJOUR." "I'M SORRY." "THAT'S THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW." "I'M SORRY." "THAT'S THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW." "THAT'SOKAY." "THAT'S THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW." "THAT'SOKAY." "I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH." "THAT'SOKAY." "I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH." "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH." "[CLEARSTHROAT] ANAIS " " THAT'S A " " THAT'S A" "[CLEARSTHROAT] ANAIS " " THAT'S A " " THAT'S A REALLY PRETTY NAME." "ANAIS " " THAT'S A " " THAT'S A REALLY PRETTY NAME." "IS IT AFTER ANAIS NIN?" "REALLY PRETTY NAME." "IS IT AFTER ANAIS NIN?" "SHE'SMYFAVORITEWRITER." "IS IT AFTER ANAIS NIN?" "SHE'SMYFAVORITEWRITER." "REALLY?" "SHE'SMYFAVORITEWRITER." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "WOW." "THAT'SACOOLTOPHAT." "YEAH." "WOW." "THAT'SACOOLTOPHAT." "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" "WOW." "THAT'SACOOLTOPHAT." "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" "SHEGAVEIT TO ME ." "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" "SHEGAVEIT TO ME ." "SHEDID?" "SHEGAVEIT TO ME ." "SHEDID?" "ANDI 'MWAITINGON ATUXEDO" "SHEDID?" "ANDI 'MWAITINGON ATUXEDO TO GO WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A" "ANDI 'MWAITINGON ATUXEDO TO GO WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A PROPER DANCE." "TO GO WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A PROPER DANCE." "REALLY?" "PROPER DANCE." "REALLY?" "HAVE YOU, UH, GOT IN TOUCH WITH" "REALLY?" "HAVE YOU, UH, GOT IN TOUCH WITH SANTA?" "HAVE YOU, UH, GOT IN TOUCH WITH SANTA?" "COOL." "SANTA?" "COOL." "'CAUSEHE'S,LIKE,MAKING" "COOL." "'CAUSEHE'S,LIKE,MAKING SOME ROUNDS TOMORROW." "'CAUSEHE'S,LIKE,MAKING SOME ROUNDS TOMORROW." "MAYBE HE COULD BRING ONE BY." "SOME ROUNDS TOMORROW." "MAYBE HE COULD BRING ONE BY." "[LAUGHS]" "MAYBE HE COULD BRING ONE BY." "[LAUGHS] NO!" "[LAUGHS] NO!" "YOUWANTTO KILLMEBEFOREI" "NO!" "YOUWANTTO KILLMEBEFOREI GET MY DANCE?" "YOUWANTTO KILLMEBEFOREI GET MY DANCE?" "IT'SVERYBADLUCKTOPUTA" "GET MY DANCE?" "IT'SVERYBADLUCKTOPUTA HAT ON A BED." "IT'SVERYBADLUCKTOPUTA HAT ON A BED." "INFRANCE?" "HAT ON A BED." "INFRANCE?" "MM-HMM." "INFRANCE?" "MM-HMM." "OH,MYGOD,I'M SOSORRY." "MM-HMM." "OH,MYGOD,I'M SOSORRY." "WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT" "OH,MYGOD,I'M SOSORRY." "WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN AMERICA." "WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN AMERICA." "YOU CAN PUT HATS ANYWHERE." "IN AMERICA." "YOU CAN PUT HATS ANYWHERE." "OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY." "YOU CAN PUT HATS ANYWHERE." "OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY." "FORGIVE ME." "OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY." "FORGIVE ME." "IT'SOKAY." "[CHUCKLES] THAT'SENOUGHOF YOURSECRET GIRL TALK, PLEASE." "THAT'SENOUGHOF YOURSECRET GIRL TALK, PLEASE." "SPEAK IN AMERICAN." "GIRL TALK, PLEASE." "SPEAK IN AMERICAN." "[CHUCKLES]" "SPEAK IN AMERICAN." "[CHUCKLES] TALK " " TRèS BIEN, très BIEN." "[CHUCKLES] TALK " " TRèS BIEN, très BIEN." "[CHUCKLES]" "TALK " " TRèS BIEN, très BIEN." "[CHUCKLES] IKNOWFRENCH." "[CHUCKLES] IKNOWFRENCH." "I KNOW FRENCH." "TRèS BIEN." "IKNOWFRENCH." "I KNOW FRENCH." "TRèS BIEN." "MONSIEURfrançais." "I KNOW FRENCH." "TRèS BIEN." "MONSIEURfrançais." "[ LAUGHS ]" "IT'SUNSPEAKABLY HEARTBREAKING SOMETIMES, THIS LIFE." "HEARTBREAKING SOMETIMES, THIS LIFE." "BUTUNSPEAKABLYMAGNIFICENT" "LIFE." "BUTUNSPEAKABLYMAGNIFICENT SOMETIMES, TOO." "BUTUNSPEAKABLYMAGNIFICENT SOMETIMES, TOO." "I'LLCALLYOULATER?" "SOMETIMES, TOO." "I'LLCALLYOULATER?" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "I'LLCALLYOULATER?" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "WELL,I JUSTASSUMEDYOU 'D" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "WELL,I JUSTASSUMEDYOU 'D WANT SOME SPACE." "WELL,I JUSTASSUMEDYOU 'D WANT SOME SPACE." "IDON'TWANTSPACE." "WANT SOME SPACE." "IDON'TWANTSPACE." "I WANT TO GO FAST NOW." "IDON'TWANTSPACE." "I WANT TO GO FAST NOW." "I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME" "I WANT TO GO FAST NOW." "I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME ANYMORE." "I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME ANYMORE." "HMM?" "ANYMORE." "HMM?" "DOESITWANTTODANCE?" "HMM?" "DOESITWANTTODANCE?" "[LAUGHS]" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "THISTOWN'SINCREDIBLE." "WHATAREYOUMOSTAFRAIDOF?" "THATBECAUSETHELASTTHING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT I" "THATBECAUSETHELASTTHING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT I WANT TO DO IS TWEET OR UPDATE MY" "ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT I WANT TO DO IS TWEET OR UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS, THAT THE SOUL" "WANT TO DO IS TWEET OR UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS, THAT THE SOUL OF YOUTH WILL VOMIT ME INTO THE" "FACEBOOK STATUS, THAT THE SOUL OF YOUTH WILL VOMIT ME INTO THE CESSPOOL OF THE OLD AND THE" "OF YOUTH WILL VOMIT ME INTO THE CESSPOOL OF THE OLD AND THE WORTHLESS." "CESSPOOL OF THE OLD AND THE WORTHLESS." "COMEON." "SERIOUSLY." "WORTHLESS." "COMEON." "SERIOUSLY." "SERIOUSLY?" "COMEON." "SERIOUSLY." "SERIOUSLY?" "YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST?" "SERIOUSLY?" "YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST?" "MM-HMM." "YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST?" "MM-HMM." "[SIGHS]" "MM-HMM." "[SIGHS] I'M AFRAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S" "[SIGHS] I'M AFRAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN IN" "I'M AFRAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN IN LOVE THAT I'LL BE SO EXCITED, I" "BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN IN LOVE THAT I'LL BE SO EXCITED, I WON'T SEE THAT I'VE FALLEN IN" "LOVE THAT I'LL BE SO EXCITED, I WON'T SEE THAT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT" "WON'T SEE THAT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BETRAY ME." "LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BETRAY ME." "BETRAYYOUHOW?" "BETRAY ME." "BETRAYYOUHOW?" "FUCKAROUNDON ME ,CHEATON" "BETRAYYOUHOW?" "FUCKAROUNDON ME ,CHEATON ME." "FUCKAROUNDON ME ,CHEATON ME." "I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT." "ME." "I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT." "FREUDSAIDOURFEARSAREOUR" "I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT." "FREUDSAIDOURFEARSAREOUR WISHES." "FREUDSAIDOURFEARSAREOUR WISHES." "SO MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO" "WISHES." "SO MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO WILL BE THE BETRAYER." "SO MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO WILL BE THE BETRAYER." "NO." "I DON'TLIE." "WILL BE THE BETRAYER." "NO." "I DON'TLIE." "I TOLD YOU THAT." "NO." "I DON'TLIE." "I TOLD YOU THAT." "ANYTHINGELSE?" "I TOLD YOU THAT." "ANYTHINGELSE?" "NOTATTHETOP OFMYHEAD." "ANYTHINGELSE?" "NOTATTHETOP OFMYHEAD." "WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?" "NOTATTHETOP OFMYHEAD." "WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?" "YOU'LLSEE." "WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?" "YOU'LLSEE." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "[ BIRDS SQUAWKING ]" "BONJOUR." "[ MOZART'S "EINE KLEIN NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS ]" "AREYOUSTAYINGTHE NIGHT?" "UH,WE'DLOVETO." "THANKYOU." "OKAY." "ISSHEOKAY?" "YEAH." "JUSTTUCKEDHER IN." "MM." "HOWLONGHASYOURMOMBEEN LIKE THAT?" "SINCEI WAS13 ." "LIKE THAT?" "SINCEI WAS13 ." "THAT'S WHEN MY DAD GAVE HER THE" "SINCEI WAS13 ." "THAT'S WHEN MY DAD GAVE HER THE WORST BEATING." "THAT'S WHEN MY DAD GAVE HER THE WORST BEATING." "SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE." "WORST BEATING." "SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE." "DIDHEEVERHIT YOU ?" "SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE." "DIDHEEVERHIT YOU ?" "NO." "DIDHEEVERHIT YOU ?" "NO." "HE ADORED ME." "NO." "HE ADORED ME." "ONE DAY, YOU'RE DADDY'S LITTLE" "HE ADORED ME." "ONE DAY, YOU'RE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, AND..." "ONE DAY, YOU'RE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, AND..." "AND THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER HEAR" "GIRL, AND..." "AND THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER HEAR FROM THE GUY FOR THE REST OF" "AND THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER HEAR FROM THE GUY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE." "FROM THE GUY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE." "SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A" "YOUR LIFE." "SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A HOSPITAL." "SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A HOSPITAL." "ISTAYEDWITHMYAUNT ." "HOSPITAL." "ISTAYEDWITHMYAUNT ." "AND I TRIED TO LIVE WITH HER" "ISTAYEDWITHMYAUNT ." "AND I TRIED TO LIVE WITH HER WHEN SHE CAME OUT, BUT, UM..." "AND I TRIED TO LIVE WITH HER WHEN SHE CAME OUT, BUT, UM..." "SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS..." "WHEN SHE CAME OUT, BUT, UM..." "SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS..." "SO SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE ME IN" "SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS..." "SO SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE ME IN THE HOUSE WITH HER." "SO SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE ME IN THE HOUSE WITH HER." "HASSHEEVERKNOWNWHOYOU" "THE HOUSE WITH HER." "HASSHEEVERKNOWNWHOYOU ARE SINCE THAT HAPPENED?" "HASSHEEVERKNOWNWHOYOU ARE SINCE THAT HAPPENED?" "NO." "ARE SINCE THAT HAPPENED?" "NO." "IF SHE DOES, SHE DOESN'T ADMIT" "NO." "IF SHE DOES, SHE DOESN'T ADMIT IT TO HERSELF." "IF SHE DOES, SHE DOESN'T ADMIT IT TO HERSELF." "I THINK IT WOULD BRING HER WHOLE" "IT TO HERSELF." "I THINK IT WOULD BRING HER WHOLE LIFE BACK, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S LIKE I'M HERE EVERY WEEK, AND EVERY WEEK, IT'S THE SAME DANCE." "AND EVERY WEEK, IT'S THE SAME DANCE." ""WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?"" "DANCE." ""WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?" [CHUCKLES]" "I'M SO SORRY." "IT'SOKAY." "YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HER IN A" "IT'SOKAY." "YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HER IN A WAY." "YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HER IN A WAY." "MOST PEOPLE " " YOU KNOW, MANY" "WAY." "MOST PEOPLE " " YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR MOTHERS." "MOST PEOPLE " " YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR MOTHERS." "I'M GRATEFUL. [ CHUCKLES ]" "PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR MOTHERS." "I'M GRATEFUL. [ CHUCKLES ] YOUTHINKPEOPLEFINDEACH" "I'M GRATEFUL. [ CHUCKLES ] YOUTHINKPEOPLEFINDEACH  OTHER, LIKE WATER SEEKS ITS OWN" "YOUTHINKPEOPLEFINDEACH  OTHER, LIKE WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL?" "OTHER, LIKE WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL?" "YOU GOT A SAYING IN FRENCH?" "LEVEL?" "YOU GOT A SAYING IN FRENCH?" "NO." "YOU GOT A SAYING IN FRENCH?" "NO." "DOYOUTHINKTHATBROKEN" "NO." "DOYOUTHINKTHATBROKEN PEOPLE FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO" "DOYOUTHINKTHATBROKEN PEOPLE FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO THEY THINK ARE GONNA HELP GIVE" "PEOPLE FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO THEY THINK ARE GONNA HELP GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, AND" "THEY THINK ARE GONNA HELP GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, AND THEY IN TURN CAN GIVE THE OTHER" "THEM WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, AND THEY IN TURN CAN GIVE THE OTHER PERSON WHAT THEY THINK THEY" "THEY IN TURN CAN GIVE THE OTHER PERSON WHAT THEY THINK THEY NEED, KIND OF HELP MEND EACH" "PERSON WHAT THEY THINK THEY NEED, KIND OF HELP MEND EACH OTHER, OR, IN A BAD CASE," "NEED, KIND OF HELP MEND EACH OTHER, OR, IN A BAD CASE, MISGUIDEDLY PUNISH THE OTHER" "OTHER, OR, IN A BAD CASE, MISGUIDEDLY PUNISH THE OTHER PERSON?" "MISGUIDEDLY PUNISH THE OTHER PERSON?" "AREYOUBROKEN?" "PERSON?" "AREYOUBROKEN?" "DO YOU THINK I'M BROKEN?" "AREYOUBROKEN?" "DO YOU THINK I'M BROKEN?" "ITHINKEVERYONE'SBROKEN." "ITHINKYOUFINDWHAT YOU FIND, YOU KNOW, AND YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, AND THEY DO WHAT THEY" "FIND, YOU KNOW, AND YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, AND THEY DO WHAT THEY DO." "YOU DO, AND THEY DO WHAT THEY DO." "I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE, YOU" "DO." "I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, REALLY CHANGE THAT MUCH " "I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, REALLY CHANGE THAT MUCH -- REALLY CHANGE OVER THE COURSE OF" "KNOW, REALLY CHANGE THAT MUCH -- REALLY CHANGE OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR LIFETIME." "REALLY CHANGE OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR LIFETIME." "SOYOUJUSTTHINKIT'S ALL" "THEIR LIFETIME." "SOYOUJUSTTHINKIT'S ALL RANDOM HERE ON EARTH, PEOPLE" "SOYOUJUSTTHINKIT'S ALL RANDOM HERE ON EARTH, PEOPLE MEETING EACH OTHER?" "RANDOM HERE ON EARTH, PEOPLE MEETING EACH OTHER?" "WHY WOULDN'T GOD HAVE A HAND IN" "MEETING EACH OTHER?" "WHY WOULDN'T GOD HAVE A HAND IN THAT EQUATION?" "WHY WOULDN'T GOD HAVE A HAND IN THAT EQUATION?" "IIMAGINEHE HASBETTER" "THAT EQUATION?" "IIMAGINEHE HASBETTER THINGS TO DO THAN MATCH-MAKE." "IIMAGINEHE HASBETTER THINGS TO DO THAN MATCH-MAKE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "THINGS TO DO THAN MATCH-MAKE." "[ CHUCKLES ] LIKEWHAT?" "[ CHUCKLES ] LIKEWHAT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "LIKEWHAT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ASK HIM AND" "IDON'TKNOW." "I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ASK HIM AND GET BACK TO YOU." "I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ASK HIM AND GET BACK TO YOU." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "GET BACK TO YOU." "[ CHUCKLES ] [SIGHS]" "IHAVEAPRESENTFORYOU." "YOUDO?" "YEAH." "YOUDO?" "YEAH." "IT'S NOT YOUR PROPER CHRISTMAS" "YEAH." "IT'S NOT YOUR PROPER CHRISTMAS PRESENT." "IT'S NOT YOUR PROPER CHRISTMAS PRESENT." "YOU'LL GET THAT TOMORROW." "PRESENT." "YOU'LL GET THAT TOMORROW." "OKAY." "YOU'LL GET THAT TOMORROW." "OKAY." "HOLDOUTYOURHAND." "OKAY." "HOLDOUTYOURHAND." "WHAT?" "HOLDOUTYOURHAND." "WHAT?" "DON'TWORRY." "WHAT?" "DON'TWORRY." "I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE..." "DON'TWORRY." "I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE..." "YET." "I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE..." "YET." "[LAUGHS]" "YET." "[LAUGHS] IT'SOURONE-WEEK" "[LAUGHS] IT'SOURONE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY." "IT'SOURONE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY." "WHICH, ROMANTICALLY ENOUGH," "ANNIVERSARY." "WHICH, ROMANTICALLY ENOUGH, HAPPENS TO FALL ON" "WHICH, ROMANTICALLY ENOUGH, HAPPENS TO FALL ON CHRISTMAS EVE." "HAPPENS TO FALL ON CHRISTMAS EVE." "OH, COME ON." "CHRISTMAS EVE." "OH, COME ON." "OKAY, GOOD." "OH, COME ON." "OKAY, GOOD." "I REALIZE IT'S, UM..." "OKAY, GOOD." "I REALIZE IT'S, UM..." "IT'S KIND OF AN UGLY RING." "I REALIZE IT'S, UM..." "IT'S KIND OF AN UGLY RING." "[LAUGHS]" "IT'S KIND OF AN UGLY RING." "[LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]" "[LAUGHS] [LAUGHS] BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL." "[LAUGHS] BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL." "NO,I LOVEIT ." "BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL." "NO,I LOVEIT ." "YOULIKEIT ?" "NO,I LOVEIT ." "YOULIKEIT ?" "MM-HMM." "YOULIKEIT ?" "MM-HMM." "YOU SAID YOU'D BE IN LOVE WITH" "MM-HMM." "YOU SAID YOU'D BE IN LOVE WITH ME BY CHRISTMAS." "YOU SAID YOU'D BE IN LOVE WITH ME BY CHRISTMAS." "WAS IT TRUE?" "ME BY CHRISTMAS." "WAS IT TRUE?" "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "WAS IT TRUE?" "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "ITHINKYOUARE ." "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "ITHINKYOUARE ." "ITHINKIJUSTMIGHTBE,TOO." "WAIT." "WHAT?" "WHEREDIDYOUGET THE RING?" "WHAT?" "WHEREDIDYOUGET THE RING?" "IT'S NOT FROM THE " " FROM THE" "WHEREDIDYOUGET THE RING?" "IT'S NOT FROM THE " " FROM THE GYPSY LADY, IS IT?" "IT'S NOT FROM THE " " FROM THE GYPSY LADY, IS IT?" "YEAH,SHETOLDMEI WASGONNA" "GYPSY LADY, IS IT?" "YEAH,SHETOLDMEI WASGONNA  MEET A GIRL TO GIVE IT TO, AND I" "YEAH,SHETOLDMEI WASGONNA  MEET A GIRL TO GIVE IT TO, AND I DID." "MEET A GIRL TO GIVE IT TO, AND I DID." "IT'S GRACED." "DID." "IT'S GRACED." "NO,IT'SCURSED." "IT'S GRACED." "NO,IT'SCURSED." "SHE CURSED YOU, SO THE RING IS" "NO,IT'SCURSED." "SHE CURSED YOU, SO THE RING IS CURSED." "SHE CURSED YOU, SO THE RING IS CURSED." "[LAUGHS]COMEON!" "CURSED." "[LAUGHS]COMEON!" "THE RING'S NOT CURSED." "[LAUGHS]COMEON!" "THE RING'S NOT CURSED." "AND IF CURSES EXIST, THAT MEANS" "THE RING'S NOT CURSED." "AND IF CURSES EXIST, THAT MEANS GOD DOES, TOO, AND GOD BEATS" "AND IF CURSES EXIST, THAT MEANS GOD DOES, TOO, AND GOD BEATS CURSES EVERY TIME." "GOD DOES, TOO, AND GOD BEATS CURSES EVERY TIME." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "CURSES EVERY TIME." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "WAIT." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "WAIT." "WHAT?" "!" "WAIT." "WHAT?" "!" "[LAUGHS]" "WHAT?" "!" "[LAUGHS] YOUDON'TWANTTOKNOW IF" "[LAUGHS] YOUDON'TWANTTOKNOW IF I'M " " IF I LOVE YOU, TOO?" "YOUDON'TWANTTOKNOW IF I'M " " IF I LOVE YOU, TOO?" "FUCK." "I HATETHIS." "I'M " " IF I LOVE YOU, TOO?" "FUCK." "I HATETHIS." "WHAT?" "FUCK." "I HATETHIS." "WHAT?" "ICAN'T" " ICAN 'TSEE YOU ." "WHAT?" "ICAN'T" " ICAN 'TSEE YOU ." "SO FUCKING ANNOYING." "ICAN'T" " ICAN 'TSEE YOU ." "SO FUCKING ANNOYING." "USUALLYYOUSEEMEWHEN I'M" "SO FUCKING ANNOYING." "USUALLYYOUSEEMEWHEN I'M THAT FAR." "USUALLYYOUSEEMEWHEN I'M THAT FAR." "IKNOW,BUTIT'SNIGHT." "THAT FAR." "IKNOW,BUTIT'SNIGHT." "AT NIGHT, IT GETS WORSE." "IKNOW,BUTIT'SNIGHT." "AT NIGHT, IT GETS WORSE." "IT GETS WORSE AT NIGHT." "AT NIGHT, IT GETS WORSE." "IT GETS WORSE AT NIGHT." "CLOSEYOUREYES." "IT GETS WORSE AT NIGHT." "CLOSEYOUREYES." "CLOSE YOUR EYES." "DID YOU WANT TO KNOW?" "IALREADYKNOW." "MM-HMM." "IALREADYKNOW." "MM-HMM." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "MM-HMM." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "Ithinkyou'reinlove with" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "Ithinkyou'reinlove with  me." "Ithinkyou'reinlove with  me." "REALLY?" "me." "REALLY?" "ButI don'twanttohave my" "REALLY?" "ButI don'twanttohave my eyes closed when you say it for" "ButI don'twanttohave my eyes closed when you say it for the first time." "eyes closed when you say it for the first time." "[CHUCKLES] the first time." "[CHUCKLES] OKAY." "OPEN THEM." "[CHUCKLES] OKAY." "OPEN THEM." "IT'S A NO." "OKAY." "OPEN THEM." "IT'S A NO." "THAT'SREALLYMEAN." "IT'S A NO." "THAT'SREALLYMEAN." "[LAUGHS]" "THAT'SREALLYMEAN." "[LAUGHS] IT'S NOT " "[LAUGHS] IT'S NOT -- WOW!" "IT'S NOT -- WOW!" "[LAUGHS]" "JE T'AIME." "JE T'AIME A LOT." "CAN I SAY THAT?" "JE T'AIME A LOT?" "CAN I SAY THAT?" "JE T'AIME A LOT?" "I'MNOTTOUCHINGTHATONE." "JE T'AIME A LOT?" "I'MNOTTOUCHINGTHATONE." "[CHUCKLES]" "I'MNOTTOUCHINGTHATONE." "[CHUCKLES] Youcansayitanywayyou" "[CHUCKLES] Youcansayitanywayyou want, just as long as you say" "Youcansayitanywayyou want, just as long as you say it." "MERRYCHRISTMAS." "COMEVISITANYTIME." "AUREVOIR." "COMEVISITANYTIME." "AUREVOIR." "AUREVOIR." "[ DOOR CLOSES ] HEREMINDSME OF FRANCOIS." "WHO?" "HEREMINDSME OF FRANCOIS." "WHO?" "YOURFIRSTBOYFRIEND." "WHO?" "YOURFIRSTBOYFRIEND." "YOU WERE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD." "YOURFIRSTBOYFRIEND." "YOU WERE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD." "YOU BROUGHT A BOY HOME AFTER" "YOU WERE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD." "YOU BROUGHT A BOY HOME AFTER SCHOOL ONE DAY AND DECLARED THAT" "YOU BROUGHT A BOY HOME AFTER SCHOOL ONE DAY AND DECLARED THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY HIM" "SCHOOL ONE DAY AND DECLARED THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND." "YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND." "I-IDON'TREMEMBERTHAT,MOM." "BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND." "I-IDON'TREMEMBERTHAT,MOM." "IDO,AS CLEARASDAY." "I-IDON'TREMEMBERTHAT,MOM." "IDO,AS CLEARASDAY." "MICHAEL IS LIKE FRANCOIS ALL" "IDO,AS CLEARASDAY." "MICHAEL IS LIKE FRANCOIS ALL GROWN UP." "MICHAEL IS LIKE FRANCOIS ALL GROWN UP." "THEY HAVE THE SAME KIND EYES," "GROWN UP." "THEY HAVE THE SAME KIND EYES, AND I CAN STILL SEE THE LITTLE" "THEY HAVE THE SAME KIND EYES, AND I CAN STILL SEE THE LITTLE BOY IN HIM." "AND I CAN STILL SEE THE LITTLE BOY IN HIM." "[CHUCKLES]" "BOY IN HIM." "[CHUCKLES] THAT'STHEMOSTIMPORTANT" "[CHUCKLES] THAT'STHEMOSTIMPORTANT THING." "DIDN'TYOUTELLMEI WASYOUR ONLY BOYFRIEND?" "WELL,NOTCOUNTINGFRANCOIS," "ONLY BOYFRIEND?" "WELL,NOTCOUNTINGFRANCOIS, OF COURSE." "WELL,NOTCOUNTINGFRANCOIS, OF COURSE." "OH,FRANCOIS." "OF COURSE." "OH,FRANCOIS." "AND THERE WAS WHO ELSE?" "OH,FRANCOIS." "AND THERE WAS WHO ELSE?" "PROBABLY BILLY AND FUCKING" "AND THERE WAS WHO ELSE?" "PROBABLY BILLY AND FUCKING FREDERIC AND " "PROBABLY BILLY AND FUCKING FREDERIC AND -- NO,JUSTFRANCOIS." "[ BRAKE GRINDS ] [ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] THANKSA LOTFORBRINGMETO" "[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] THANKSA LOTFORBRINGMETO  MEET YOUR MOM." "THANKSA LOTFORBRINGMETO  MEET YOUR MOM." "THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME." "MEET YOUR MOM." "THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME." "THANKSFORCOMING." "THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME." "THANKSFORCOMING." "SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO" "THANKSFORCOMING." "SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE NOW FOR" "SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS?" "YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS?" "YEAH." "CHRISTMAS?" "YEAH." "THEY'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU." "YEAH." "THEY'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU." "AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU CAME." "THEY'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU." "AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU CAME." "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU CAME." "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "I'MSORRY." "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "I'MSORRY." "YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?" "I'MSORRY." "YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?" "YEAH,OFCOURSE." "YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?" "YEAH,OFCOURSE." "BUT,UH,I'DLIKETOMEETYOU" "YEAH,OFCOURSE." "BUT,UH,I'DLIKETOMEETYOU AFTERWARDS IF YOU WANT." "BUT,UH,I'DLIKETOMEETYOU AFTERWARDS IF YOU WANT." "I'DREALLYLIKETHAT." "Thankyou." "[ LOCK TURNS ]" "[SIGHS] [ Ringing ] Hello." "[ Ringing ] Hello." "HEY,JOSH." "IT 'SMICHAEL." "Hello." "HEY,JOSH." "IT 'SMICHAEL." "Hey." "HEY,JOSH." "IT 'SMICHAEL." "Hey." "SORRYTOCALLYOU ON" "Hey." "SORRYTOCALLYOU ON CHRISTMAS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A" "SORRYTOCALLYOU ON CHRISTMAS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A JEW." "CHRISTMAS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A JEW." "Yeah,PlayStationwiththe" "JEW." "Yeah,PlayStationwiththe  kids and then Chinese food." "Yeah,PlayStationwiththe  kids and then Chinese food." "Sorry I didn't call you before kids and then Chinese food." "Sorry I didn't call you before the holiday." "Sorry I didn't call you before the holiday." "I didn't want to bum you out, the holiday." "I didn't want to bum you out, honestly, right before" "I didn't want to bum you out, honestly, right before Christmas." "honestly, right before Christmas." "Not good news, man." "Christmas." "Not good news, man." "Everyone has passed." "Not good news, man." "Everyone has passed." "EVERYONE?" "Everyone has passed." "EVERYONE?" "ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE?" "EVERYONE?" "ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE?" "THERE'S NOT ONE PUBLISHER THAT" "ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE?" "THERE'S NOT ONE PUBLISHER THAT DIDN'T PASS ON MY BOOK?" "THERE'S NOT ONE PUBLISHER THAT DIDN'T PASS ON MY BOOK?" "No,man." "I'msorry." "DIDN'T PASS ON MY BOOK?" "No,man." "I'msorry." "Hey, Merry Christmas." "No,man." "I'msorry." "Hey, Merry Christmas." "YEAH." "MERRYCHRISTMAS." "Hey, Merry Christmas." "YEAH." "MERRYCHRISTMAS." "FUCK!" "YEAH." "MERRYCHRISTMAS." "FUCK!" "[ CELLPHONE SLAMS ]" "FUCK!" "[ CELLPHONE SLAMS ] FUCK!" "[ CELLPHONE SLAMS ] FUCK!" "[ CRASH ]" "FUCK!" "[ CRASH ] MOTHERFUCKERS." "[ CRASH ] MOTHERFUCKERS." "MOTHERFUCKERS." "[ Ringing ]" "Hello,Michael." "CANYOUDO ASESSIONNOW?" "It'sChristmas." "CANYOUDO ASESSIONNOW?" "It'sChristmas." "I'm with my family." "It'sChristmas." "I'm with my family." "YEAH,I REALIZE." "I'm with my family." "YEAH,I REALIZE." "I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE." "YEAH,I REALIZE." "I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE." "CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE FOR AN" "I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE." "CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE FOR AN HOUR?" "CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE FOR AN HOUR?" "Ireallycan't." "HOUR?" "Ireallycan't." "I have a friend who I think you" "Ireallycan't." "I have a friend who I think you would enjoy immensely if she" "I have a friend who I think you would enjoy immensely if she might do a session today." "would enjoy immensely if she might do a session today." "Shall I call her for you?" "might do a session today." "Shall I call her for you?" "ISSHEMEAN?" "Shall I call her for you?" "ISSHEMEAN?" "Almostasmeanasme." "ISSHEMEAN?" "Almostasmeanasme." "Trust me, she won't disappoint" "Almostasmeanasme." "Trust me, she won't disappoint you." "Trust me, she won't disappoint you." "CALLHER." "[ HEEL CLACKS ]" "DID MISTRESS NATALIE TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE?" "JUST BE REALLY MEAN TO ME " "WHAT I LIKE?" "JUST BE REALLY MEAN TO ME -- LIKE, REALLY MEAN." "JUST BE REALLY MEAN TO ME -- LIKE, REALLY MEAN." "VERBALLY, PHYSICALLY." "LIKE, REALLY MEAN." "VERBALLY, PHYSICALLY." "YOU CAN SLAP ME IN THE FACE" "VERBALLY, PHYSICALLY." "YOU CAN SLAP ME IN THE FACE REALLY HARD." "YOU CAN SLAP ME IN THE FACE REALLY HARD." "YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE." "REALLY HARD." "YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE." "UH, BUT DON'T DRAW BLOOD, SO" "YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE." "UH, BUT DON'T DRAW BLOOD, SO DON'T PUNCH ME ANYWHERE WHERE I" "UH, BUT DON'T DRAW BLOOD, SO DON'T PUNCH ME ANYWHERE WHERE I WOULD BLEED, UM, LIKE MY NOSE OR" "DON'T PUNCH ME ANYWHERE WHERE I WOULD BLEED, UM, LIKE MY NOSE OR MY MOUTH." "WOULD BLEED, UM, LIKE MY NOSE OR MY MOUTH." "DON'T LEAVE ANY MARKS ON MY" "MY MOUTH." "DON'T LEAVE ANY MARKS ON MY FACE." "DON'T LEAVE ANY MARKS ON MY FACE." "SMOTHER ME, CHOKE ME." "FACE." "SMOTHER ME, CHOKE ME." "YOU CAN, UH, USE A PLASTIC BAG," "SMOTHER ME, CHOKE ME." "YOU CAN, UH, USE A PLASTIC BAG, UH, ON ME, PUT ME IN A SLEEPER" "YOU CAN, UH, USE A PLASTIC BAG, UH, ON ME, PUT ME IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BUT, UH, NOT TILL I PASS" "UH, ON ME, PUT ME IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BUT, UH, NOT TILL I PASS OUT." "HOLD, BUT, UH, NOT TILL I PASS OUT." "SO RIGHT BEFORE I LOSE" "OUT." "SO RIGHT BEFORE I LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS, LIKE, MAKE SURE" "SO RIGHT BEFORE I LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS, LIKE, MAKE SURE I " " YOU LET GO." "CONSCIOUSNESS, LIKE, MAKE SURE I " " YOU LET GO." "SAY I'M A PATHETIC LOSER THAT NO" "I " " YOU LET GO." "SAY I'M A PATHETIC LOSER THAT NO GIRL WILL EVER LOVE AND I'LL" "SAY I'M A PATHETIC LOSER THAT NO GIRL WILL EVER LOVE AND I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND." "GIRL WILL EVER LOVE AND I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND." "I'M PROBABLY JUST SOME LITTLE" "NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND." "I'M PROBABLY JUST SOME LITTLE LOSER FAGGOT THAT WANTS TO GET" "I'M PROBABLY JUST SOME LITTLE LOSER FAGGOT THAT WANTS TO GET RAPED." "LOSER FAGGOT THAT WANTS TO GET RAPED." "AND THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME." "RAPED." "AND THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME." "JUST TELL ME I DESERVE TO DIE." "AND THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME." "JUST TELL ME I DESERVE TO DIE." "AND THAT IF I WASN'T SO" "JUST TELL ME I DESERVE TO DIE." "AND THAT IF I WASN'T SO PATHETIC..." "YOU WOULD KILL ME." "HEY." "I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, BUT SANTA AND I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE" "I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, BUT SANTA AND I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE ARRANGEMENTS PREPARING YOUR" "AND I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE ARRANGEMENTS PREPARING YOUR PRESENT, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA GET" "ARRANGEMENTS PREPARING YOUR PRESENT, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA GET LATER." "PRESENT, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA GET LATER." "IDON'TWANTTOSEEYOU" "LATER." "IDON'TWANTTOSEEYOU ANYMORE." "IDON'TWANTTOSEEYOU ANYMORE." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "ANYMORE." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "IT'SOVER." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "IT'SOVER." "IT'SNOTOVER." "IT'SOVER." "IT'SNOTOVER." "WHAT " " WHAT'S OVER?" "IT'SNOTOVER." "WHAT " " WHAT'S OVER?" "WHAT ARE YOU " " SOPHIE, WHAT'S" "WHAT " " WHAT'S OVER?" "WHAT ARE YOU " " SOPHIE, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHAT ARE YOU " " SOPHIE, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "IT'LLNEVERWORKOUT BETWEEN" "GOING ON?" "IT'LLNEVERWORKOUT BETWEEN US, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY" "IT'LLNEVERWORKOUT BETWEEN US, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME ANYMORE." "US, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME ANYMORE." "SOPHIE,COMEON ." "TIME ANYMORE." "SOPHIE,COMEON ." "DON'T DO THIS, NOT TONIGHT." "SOPHIE,COMEON ." "DON'T DO THIS, NOT TONIGHT." "IT'S CHRISTMAS." "DON'T DO THIS, NOT TONIGHT." "IT'S CHRISTMAS." "COME ON." "IT'S CHRISTMAS." "COME ON." "YOU START TO LIKE ME A LOT, AND" "COME ON." "YOU START TO LIKE ME A LOT, AND THEN YOU FREAK OUT." "YOU START TO LIKE ME A LOT, AND THEN YOU FREAK OUT." "BUT IT'S " " YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO" "THEN YOU FREAK OUT." "BUT IT'S " " YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, OKAY?" "BUT IT'S " " YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, OKAY?" "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "IT, OKAY?" "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "YEAH,RIGHT." "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "YEAH,RIGHT." "IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT" "YEAH,RIGHT." "IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT THAT I'M RUNNING AWAY." "IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT THAT I'M RUNNING AWAY." "I LIED." "I DON'T LOVE YOU." "THAT I'M RUNNING AWAY." "I LIED." "I DON'T LOVE YOU." "I DON'T CARE FOR YOU." "I LIED." "I DON'T LOVE YOU." "I DON'T CARE FOR YOU." "I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU." "I DON'T CARE FOR YOU." "I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU." "YOU WERE LIKE A DISTRACTION TO" "I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU." "YOU WERE LIKE A DISTRACTION TO ME." "YOU WERE LIKE A DISTRACTION TO ME." "SO PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY TO" "ME." "SO PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY TO CONTACT ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE" "SO PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY TO CONTACT ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TROUBLE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE." "CONTACT ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TROUBLE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE." "SOPHIE..." "SOPHIE..." "WHATWEREYOUDOINGTONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME?" "WHATWEREYOUDOINGTONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME?" "IWASAT CHARLESAND" "BEFORE YOU MET ME?" "IWASAT CHARLESAND  CAROLINE'S FOR CHRISTMAS." "IWASAT CHARLESAND  CAROLINE'S FOR CHRISTMAS." "YOU KNOW THAT." "CAROLINE'S FOR CHRISTMAS." "YOU KNOW THAT." "YOUWEREAT CHARLESAND" "YOU KNOW THAT." "YOUWEREAT CHARLESAND  CAROLINE'S?" "YOUWEREAT CHARLESAND  CAROLINE'S?" "YEAH." "WHY?" "CAROLINE'S?" "YEAH." "WHY?" "ALLNIGHT?" "YOUNEVERLEFT ?" "YEAH." "WHY?" "ALLNIGHT?" "YOUNEVERLEFT ?" "NO." "ALLNIGHT?" "YOUNEVERLEFT ?" "NO." "WHY?" "DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?" "NO." "WHY?" "DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?" "OFCOURSEIBELIEVEYOU." "WHY?" "DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?" "OFCOURSEIBELIEVEYOU." "YOU NEVER LIE, DO YOU?" "OFCOURSEIBELIEVEYOU." "YOU NEVER LIE, DO YOU?" "YOUR TURN. [ SNIFFS ]" "YOU NEVER LIE, DO YOU?" "YOUR TURN. [ SNIFFS ] MYTURNFORWHAT?" "YOUR TURN. [ SNIFFS ] MYTURNFORWHAT?" "YOUGETTO ASKMEWHAT IWAS" "MYTURNFORWHAT?" "YOUGETTO ASKMEWHAT IWAS  DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU." "YOUGETTO ASKMEWHAT IWAS  DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU." "IDON'TWANTTOPLAY THIS" "DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU." "IDON'TWANTTOPLAY THIS  GAME." "IDON'TWANTTOPLAY THIS  GAME." "OH,COMEON ." "YOULOVEGAMES." "GAME." "OH,COMEON ." "YOULOVEGAMES." "ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT" "OH,COMEON ." "YOULOVEGAMES." "ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU." "ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU." "NO." "BEFORE I MET YOU." "NO." "ASKME." "NO." "ASKME." "IDON'TWANTTO." "ASKME." "IDON'TWANTTO." "ASKME!" "IDON'TWANTTO." "ASKME!" "WHATWEREYOUDOINGTONIGHT" "ASKME!" "WHATWEREYOUDOINGTONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME?" "WHATWEREYOUDOINGTONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME?" "IWASFUCKINGANOTHERMAN." "BEFORE YOU MET ME?" "IWASFUCKINGANOTHERMAN." "WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT." "IWASFUCKINGANOTHERMAN." "WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT." "HE MADE ME COME OVER AND OVER." "WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT." "HE MADE ME COME OVER AND OVER." "AND HE'S NOT INSECURE AND NEEDY" "HE MADE ME COME OVER AND OVER." "AND HE'S NOT INSECURE AND NEEDY LIKE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW?" "AND HE'S NOT INSECURE AND NEEDY LIKE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW?" "HE DIDN'T WHINE ABOUT HOW I" "LIKE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW?" "HE DIDN'T WHINE ABOUT HOW I NEVER TOUCH HIS DICK." "HE DIDN'T WHINE ABOUT HOW I NEVER TOUCH HIS DICK." "HE DID WHATEVER HE WANTED, JUST" "NEVER TOUCH HIS DICK." "HE DID WHATEVER HE WANTED, JUST TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND" "HE DID WHATEVER HE WANTED, JUST TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND MADE ME SUCK HIS COCK." "TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND MADE ME SUCK HIS COCK." "IT WAS SO NICE." "MADE ME SUCK HIS COCK." "IT WAS SO NICE." "HE CAME SO HARD." "IT WAS SO NICE." "HE CAME SO HARD." "I STILL HAVE IT ON MY BREATH." "HE CAME SO HARD." "I STILL HAVE IT ON MY BREATH." "CAN YOU SMELL IT?" "I STILL HAVE IT ON MY BREATH." "CAN YOU SMELL IT?" "DOES IT SMELL LIKE SMITTEN?" "CAN YOU SMELL IT?" "DOES IT SMELL LIKE SMITTEN?" "Kiss me." "DOES IT SMELL LIKE SMITTEN?" "Kiss me." "KISS ME AND TASTE ANOTHER MAN'S" "Kiss me." "KISS ME AND TASTE ANOTHER MAN'S COME IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH." "KISS ME AND TASTE ANOTHER MAN'S COME IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH." "OH, COME ON." "HAVE SOME." "COME IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH." "OH, COME ON." "HAVE SOME." "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME?" "OH, COME ON." "HAVE SOME." "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME?" "[ SIREN WAILING ]" "[ Ringing ] Hello?" "YEAH,THATGIRLYOU SENTME" "Hello?" "YEAH,THATGIRLYOU SENTME WASN'T MEAN AT ALL." "YEAH,THATGIRLYOU SENTME WASN'T MEAN AT ALL." "Shewasn't?" "WASN'T MEAN AT ALL." "Shewasn't?" "Usually, she does as much as" "Shewasn't?" "Usually, she does as much as people can handle." "Usually, she does as much as people can handle." "NO." "people can handle." "NO." "SHE JUST SAT THERE, AND THEN" "NO." "SHE JUST SAT THERE, AND THEN AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT I WANTED," "SHE JUST SAT THERE, AND THEN AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT I WANTED, SHE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT." "AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT I WANTED, SHE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT." "Oh,that'sodd." "[ GLASS SHATTERING ]" "[SCOFFS]" "[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] [ RING CLINKS ]" "[ RINGING CONTINUES ] ALLô." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "[CHUCKLES]" "[ SOFT JAZZ PLAYS ] ¶LONGINGFORTHE ONE I LOVE ¶" "¶LONGINGFORTHE ONE I LOVE ¶ ¶ LIKE SEASONS IN THE AIR ¶" "LOVE ¶ ¶ LIKE SEASONS IN THE AIR ¶ ¶ AS THEY COME AND GO, I WATCH ¶" "¶ LIKE SEASONS IN THE AIR ¶ ¶ AS THEY COME AND GO, I WATCH ¶ ¶ BUT STILL THERE'S NO... ¶" "¶ NOTHING'S EVER NEW ¶ ¶ BLUES AS IF ON CUE ¶ ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO HERE?" "¶" "¶ BLUES AS IF ON CUE ¶ ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO HERE?" "¶ ¶ THIS OLD HEART ¶" "¶ WHAT AM I TO DO HERE?" "¶ ¶ THIS OLD HEART ¶ ¶ RUNNING THROUGH THIS WALK OF" "¶ THIS OLD HEART ¶ ¶ RUNNING THROUGH THIS WALK OF LIFE ¶" "¶ RUNNING THROUGH THIS WALK OF LIFE ¶ ¶ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'LL END ¶" "LIFE ¶ ¶ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'LL END ¶ ¶ HOPING THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG" "¶ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'LL END ¶ ¶ HOPING THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, I'LL HAVE A FRIEND ¶" "¶ ONE WHO REALLY KNOWS JUST THE WAY IT GOES ¶ ¶ ON THIS LONELY ROAD THAT'S" "WAY IT GOES ¶ ¶ ON THIS LONELY ROAD THAT'S NEVER-ENDING ¶" "¶ ON THIS LONELY ROAD THAT'S NEVER-ENDING ¶ ¶ I HOPE SOMEDAY I WILL FIND" "NEVER-ENDING ¶ ¶ I HOPE SOMEDAY I WILL FIND HER ¶" "¶ AND LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER ¶ ¶ AND IT WILL FEEL LIKE IT'S ALWAYS... ¶" "[CHUCKLES]" ""DEARSOPHIE..." HELLO?" "HELLO!" "HELLO?" "HELLO!" "COME IN." "SIT DOWN." "SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU?" "IWANTYOUTOKILL ME." "YOUNEEDTO BE VERYCAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO TO YOU," "YOUNEEDTO BE VERYCAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO TO YOU, BECAUSE I WILL DO IT." "OF WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO TO YOU, BECAUSE I WILL DO IT." "SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN," "BECAUSE I WILL DO IT." "SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO" "SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU?" "IWANTYOUTOKILL ME." "WHYDON'TIPLAYWITH YOUFOR A WHILE, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IF..." "THAT'S STILL WHAT YOU" "A WHILE, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IF..." "THAT'S STILL WHAT YOU WANT." "[ Ringing ] Oui?" "[GROANS]" "[ COUGHS ]" "DO IT." "DOWHAT,MICHAEL?" "KILLME." "MICHAEL!" "AREYOUSURE?" "YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCES." "PLEASEKILLME ." "ISTHEREANYGOD YOU WANTTO SAY SOMETHING TO?" "NO." "SAY SOMETHING TO?" "NO." "ISTHEREANYPERSONYOUWANT" "NO." "ISTHEREANYPERSONYOUWANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO?" "[Voicebreaking]NO , NO." "JUST DO IT." "JUST DO IT." "JUST DO IT." "JUST DO IT." "PLEASE." "JUST DO IT." "PLEASE." "OKAY." "MICHAEL!" "MICHAEL!" "MICHAEL!" "MICHAEL!" "[SNIFFLES]" ""DEAR SOPHIE, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD TELL YOU" "WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I" "SOMETHING THAT I WOULD TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU?" "ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU?" "IT WAS THE CLEAREST MOMENT I'VE" "FIRST SAW YOU?" "IT WAS THE CLEAREST MOMENT I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "IT WAS THE CLEAREST MOMENT I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "YOU WERE PICKING ORANGES FROM A" "EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "YOU WERE PICKING ORANGES FROM A CRATE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF," "YOU WERE PICKING ORANGES FROM A CRATE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 'THAT'S THE WOMAN I'M GONNA" "CRATE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 'THAT'S THE WOMAN I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.'" "'THAT'S THE WOMAN I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.' AND THAT WAS THE TRUTH." "SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.' AND THAT WAS THE TRUTH." "I LOVE YOU, SOPHIE, AND I KNOW" "AND THAT WAS THE TRUTH." "I LOVE YOU, SOPHIE, AND I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, TOO." "I LOVE YOU, SOPHIE, AND I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, TOO." "YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED RIGHT" "YOU LOVE ME, TOO." "YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED RIGHT NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T LAST" "YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED RIGHT NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T LAST FOREVER AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL" "NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T LAST FOREVER AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL LET YOURSELF LOVE ME."" "FOREVER AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL LET YOURSELF LOVE ME." [ GASPS ]" "LET YOURSELF LOVE ME." [ GASPS ] "I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL" "[ GASPS ] "I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL THAT DAY, BUT I'LL TAKE SOLACE" ""I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL THAT DAY, BUT I'LL TAKE SOLACE IN KNOWING THAT WHEN IT COMES," "THAT DAY, BUT I'LL TAKE SOLACE IN KNOWING THAT WHEN IT COMES, EVEN IF IT'S WHEN WE'RE 120," "IN KNOWING THAT WHEN IT COMES, EVEN IF IT'S WHEN WE'RE 120, I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN UNDER THE" "EVEN IF IT'S WHEN WE'RE 120, I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN UNDER THE WILLOW TREE, AND THAT WILL BE" "I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN UNDER THE WILLOW TREE, AND THAT WILL BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ETERNAL" "WILLOW TREE, AND THAT WILL BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ETERNAL LIFE." "THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ETERNAL LIFE." "UNTIL THEN, AU REVOIR." "LIFE." "UNTIL THEN, AU REVOIR." "MICHAEL."" "[ SPEAKS FRENCH ]" "MICHAEL!" "MICHAEL!" "MICHAEL." "MICHAEL!" "[ SIGHS ]" "Wait for me." "Wait for me under the willow tree." "[ SIREN WAILING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "[ BREATHING STOPS ]" "[ BREATHING RESUMES ] [ BREATHING STOPS ]" "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "NO!" "[ SOBBING ]" "¶YOUCOVEREDME¶  ¶ ALL THE WORDS, ALL THE LETTERS SWAYED ON MY HAND ¶" "¶ ALL THE WORDS, ALL THE LETTERS SWAYED ON MY HAND ¶ ¶ CUT ME DOWN, FELT IMPRESSED ¶" "SWAYED ON MY HAND ¶ ¶ CUT ME DOWN, FELT IMPRESSED ¶ ¶ WHAT IT'S WORTH ¶" "¶ CUT ME DOWN, FELT IMPRESSED ¶ ¶ WHAT IT'S WORTH ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY" "¶ WHAT IT'S WORTH ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶" "¶ ALL I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ ¶ RUSHING IN, RUSHING IN AGAIN ¶" "HANDS ¶ ¶ RUSHING IN, RUSHING IN AGAIN ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN" "¶ RUSHING IN, RUSHING IN AGAIN ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶" "¶ WHAT I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT ¶" "MY HANDS ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ IT'S WHAT I WANT ¶" "¶ WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ IT'S WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶" "¶ IT'S WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶" "¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶" "¶ ALL ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶" "¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶" "¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ ¶ ALL ¶¶" "¶I WILLWAIT¶ ¶ YOU WILL BREAK ¶" "¶ YOU WILL BREAK ¶ ¶ I WILL SUMMON ¶" "¶ I WILL SUMMON ¶ ¶ YOU WILL ME ¶" "¶ YOU WILL ME ¶ ¶ I WILL COME UNDONE ¶" "¶ I WILL COME UNDONE ¶ ¶ YOU WILL SUCCUMB ¶" "¶ YOU WILL SUCCUMB ¶ ¶ I WILL BE VESTAL ¶" "¶ I WILL BE VESTAL ¶ ¶ YOU WILL BLEED ¶" "¶ I WILL KILL TIME ¶ ¶ YOU WILL SINGE THE THREAD THAT" "¶ YOU WILL SINGE THE THREAD THAT HANGS THE LIE ¶" "HANGS THE LIE ¶ ¶ I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR ¶" "¶ I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR ¶ ¶ I WILL NOT ABATE ¶" "¶ I WILL NOT ABATE ¶ ¶ YOU WILLINGLY DISINTEGRATE ¶" "¶ YOU WILLINGLY DISINTEGRATE ¶ ¶ I WILL BE THE UNDERTAKER ¶" "¶YOU¶ ¶YOUCAN'TTOUCHME¶" "¶YOUCAN'TTOUCHME¶ ¶YOU¶"