"I love the robes in this hotel." "Oh, my god, you're the kind of person who steal things from hotels!" " You're not?" " Not at all!" "This is fantastic!" "You can steal everything I can't!" "I complete you." " Haley's late." " Oh, of course." "With her it's always Haley o'clock." "Or scotch o'clock." "Oh, by the way, don't tell her we didn't plan of getting married." "Really?" "You don't trust your best friend to keep her mouth shut?" "I've never seen her mouth shut." "So, who's driving?" "And keep in mind your answer reflects how you see our roles relative to each other and the journey of our married life." "I drive, you navigate?" "Explain your answer." "I like to decide when we stop to pee?" "Is your bladder going to try to control me and my life choices?" "I don't see how." "My husband is going to drive!" "OMG you guys!" "IDEHTW!" ""I don't even have the words."" " Married?" "I read it online!" " Yeah..." "Hurt him and I slice you open from nose to trinkets!" " I like my trinkets!" " Me too." "I mean, have you been planning this?" "Who proposed?" "What were your vows?" "Can I be your surrogate mother?" " We have mothers." " She means she'd carry..." " I know." "I was being..." " Okay, I wasn't sure." " We'll get there." " Alright." "This... is... great!" "I mean, you can teach Cheeks to stop daring the world not to like him and he can teach you that you don't always have to control everything." "Yeah, it's sort of a savant thing she does sometimes." "Doesn't last long." "You taste like colors!" "See?"