"Two days ago I had another dream." "I dreamed it was night." "And I ran towards the tree in our patio because the wind was going to destroy a nest." "When I reached the nest I saw flying lights and heard explosions." "They were throwing bombs." "Just like in the news." "And one of them was coming my way." "The bomb resembled a winged spermatozoid." "It was heading straight for my mom's window." "It went in blew up and it killed my mom." "Eva, sweetie." "Eva, answer me." "Are you okay?" "When I awoke..." "Eva..." "..." "I was lying on the street just beside the tree." "My Mom was talking to me." "She wasn't hit by a bomb." "She was scared and mad at me." "I told you so." "My brother and sister did not know what to do." "Okay, okay." "I had a broken leg a dislocated arm and a nest in my hand." "And now I'm here." "Bound to my room." "I'm leaving now." "Reading my sister Elena's biology books." "She left very early to take her SA Texam for college." "Wish me good luck." "Good luck!" "She will be a sea biologist." "I don't..." "No, sis." "Look..." "And a computer my brother Fer lent me." "Now you got it." "Take care, sweetie." "Good-bye." "Eva..." "Darling." "I'm off to work." "I have a sales meeting." "Fabian will have lunch with us today." "I left money for expenses, and please, brush your hair." "I sure hope my mom calms down." "Make yourself pretty." "Bye." "Because lately she's been crazy." "The poor thing." "And now we have, something special for you let's call it an auto-chance." "Check this out: a Trans Am convertible." "It reminds me of Acapulco and the beaches." "Bikinis, thongs, drinks." "Just for two." "You can pick up your girl and drive her to the stars." "And from there, you keep going, because...." "...the sky is the limit." "Wait, wait." "Wait, Sergio." "I think the last part was too much, don't you?" "Do you think so?" "Yes." "Okay, then I'll talk about the engine, the tires..." "Sure." "...and the details." "Talk about the car." "Why would you do that, Fer?" "You know what you get if you buy a used car." "They better watch Rosita and her beautiful swimsuit..." "...her shoes..." "Oh, man!" "Let the artist talk." "We have to take the easy way." "Show girls and good prices." "That's it." "That's it, Fernandito." "Show girls and prices." "Girls and prices." "Understood?" "Yes." "Excuse me, baby." "Sure." "Keep the good work." "Ok, Mr. Ramiro." "Girls and prices then." "Good." "Let's start again." "Okay." "Let me show you this this yellow submarine, yellow submarine..." "What's up?" "...and the credit..." "We have to be at home by lunch, because..." "We are broke again." "She wants to get married." "Again?" "Again." "Eva told me." "She swore three times was enough." "Well, she's going for four." "What's up?" "Hello." "I have to go now." "Where can I change?" "You know..." "I can't go out like this, can l?" "No, I don't think so." "Step into my office." "In there you can..." "I'm going to..." "Let's go." "You don't like her, do you?" "I bet you do." "It's part of my job." "I know your brother since high school." "Are you Eva?" "No." "I'm Elena." "Elena." "Sure." "That's nice." "Will you tell Fer to hurry?" "Please." "Okay." "Nice bike." "Thank you." "Rosa is great." "Where did you find her?" "An agency." "She's a model." "And if you want to, she goes all the way." "So everyone can have her." "Not everyone." "Guys..." "Thank you, Fer." "I had a great time." "Here's my card." "Will you do more commercials?" "lf they work, we will." "Would you help us?" "Would you?" "Of course." "I had lots of fun." "Wow." "Look at her car." "I see she does okay." "It was a present from a very important cardiologist." "I think he owns a clinic." "He's her client." "Thank you, Sergio." "Have fun." "Bye, Elena." "Bye." "Copulation..." "Copulation..." "Did someone call?" "Luz Ma." "She'll be here soon." "Tell me, kid." "What's the deal with Mom?" "We're having lunch and meeting her boyfriend." "Is she bringing him here?" "Yes." "They are here." "Well, here we are." "You will do fine, you'll see." "I invited Luz Ma." "Her father owns the place where Fernando works." "They are getting married in 3 weeks." "Don't you think this situation could be hard on them?" "We'll tell them we're getting married just as we are being introduced." "Fabian." "They know you." "They've seen you on TV." "Of course they have." "Haven't they seen my films?" "Of course." "Really?" "lf not, I won't go in." "Yes, they have." "All right." "I can do it alone." "Excuse me." "Let's meet your new Daddy." "Are you okay with this?" "Maybe he is not that bad." "Do we just stand here like morons?" "We got front row seats." "Don't we?" "Yes." "Hello." "I'm your friend, Fabian Garcia." "And I want to show you the best solution for male impotence." "The Postipump pump." "The ultimate in solving sexual impotence problems." "I'll show you..." "You are very quiet, guys." "The Hawaiian pizza is delicious." "Well..." "You see..." "First of all, I asked Fabian to come today so you could get acquainted." "Fabian and I have been dating for a couple of months." "And I want you to know that he is a good man." "A respectable man." "And I love him very much." "And I adore her." "And I love her." "My love for her is filled with admiration and respect." "Because your mom is a strong woman." "She is a real woman." "She works really hard." "That's how I met her." "During a sales convention." "She was selling soap, or..." "Beauty products." "Yeah, beauty products." "And, well, she stole my heart." "Of course I have had some previous marriages with women from the world of entertainment." "Maybe you read it in some magazine." "Don't believe what they say about me." "It isn't all true." "Well..." "I have a son too." "His name is Fabrizio." "Fabian and Fabrizio." "Things celebrities do." "Mom, I think no one cares for what this man has to say." "Cut him some slack, sweetheart." "Don't worry, honey." "See kid..." "My name is Elena." "Right." "Elena." "You shouldn't worry." "I won't bore you with the story of my life." "All I want you to know is that I love your mother very much and my intentions are honorable." "I'm not playing with her." "Men at my age look for a peaceful and quiet relationship." "And besides, your mother is a very beautiful woman." "Haven't you noticed how beautiful she is?" "I have." "See?" "She noticed." "Thanks, baby." "That's Luz Ma." "Excuse me." "Don't worry." "What did you see in her?" "Her looks or her intelligence." "We could say it was both." "Is he here?" "Yes." "Is he good looking?" "Where is he?" "Inside." "I'm dying to meet my father in law." "You'll be surprised." "Honey..." "Could you give me a little kiss?" "Sure." "Please?" "I mean, in your work environment everyone is showing off boobies and bottoms." "I know." "We already talked about that." "But now..." "You know what, Mom?" "How can you get married again?" "You've been through 3 divorces." "First, with Fer's dad." "Then my dad, and then Eva's." "I think this is nuts." "I won't move in into some strange man's house who'll force his rules on me as if he owned me." "All that for what?" "To see you divorced a year from now." "Kid, don't..." "I'm Elena, understood?" "Calm down." "Hello, you all." "Hi, how are you doing?" "We're here just talking." "We'll talk later, Elena." "Do you want some pizza?" "No, thanks." "What's that?" "It's a model I made." "Did you make it?" "Yes." "I wanted to show it." "We want to build it." "Don't we, Fer?" "Yes." "Really?" "Congratulations." "I'm really happy for you." "For a couple building their own home it's a dream come true." "I was just telling the guys that I have a huge house in the woods, and another one in the city." "You can use them whenever you want." "Of course you have your plans..." "I have plans too." "Please, Elena." "I do, Mom." "I don't be want to be thrown out of his huge house when he stops loving you." "That's rude." "Don't interrupt." "Shut up!" "Don't talk to us that way!" "She's right, Elena." "Stop it." "If you don't listen, it's your problem." "Get out!" "I will." "Wait, wait." "Come here, please." "Don't leave like this, kid." "Wait." "A species of parakeets in South Africa peck their mom before leaving the nest to avoid being asphyxiated by her." "Hello." "Hello." "Is Fer home?" "Yes, he is." "Elena!" "What's wrong with her?" "She's leaving home." "You mean..." "she's leaving for good?" "Yes, she's leaving for good." "Give this tape to Fer, please." "Look..." "There it is." "Yes." "Okay." "Hey, hey." "Could you give this to Elena?" "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "Where are you going?" "I'll take you." "No, baby." "Stop it here." "Come on, baby." "Let's do it." "No way." "My dad is downstairs." "Come on." "Come on." "We'll be married soon." "Let's go somewhere else." "Please understand me, darling." "I want to do it too." "I'm not made of stone." "Yes, but..." "After being with you I'm all highly strung." "Look." "Do something:" "try to calm down, will you?" "Just think that I've been saving all of this for nineteen years only for you." "And that I will be yours at our wedding night." "Contract in hand." "Isn't it a great plan?" "Sure." "It'll be awesome." "That's great." "Later we are going to build our house." "Our dream come true." "Just like..." "like Fabian said." "Fabian." "That scene was awful, wasn't it?" "Promise me that won't happen to us." "What?" "That we won't screw up and end our marriage." "I don't want to end up looking for company or someone to love me." "Don't worry." "Nothing like that will happen to us." "Wait." "I'll carry everything." "I'll take the bike." "I'll take the food." "I can take the food and the bike." "I have two hands left." "With this hand I'll carry this and with this..." "See?" "It's easy." "Since when do you live on your own?" "4 years ago." "So you moved out from your parents home at 19." "Me at 18." "Do you have a roommate?" "No." "You can stay if you want." "Sergio..." "I don't have any money." "I have some." "Come on in." "Go ahead." "Thank you." "You really live alone." "It's messier in the back." "Hey..." "Where am I going to sleep?" "Here." "I'll sleep over there." "I'll move the bed and put some boxes for you." "And some drapes." "What do you think?" "Okay." "Are you hungry yet?" "Chinese?" "No." "A sandwich." "Or both." "Ok." "Both." "We'll have Chinese first." "All right." "Here's your sandwich." "ROSA." "MODEL" "Hello?" "We introduce to our audiences a real auto-opportunity." "Look at this car It's in perfect conditions." "A Trans Am, convertible, with stereo." "For cruising by the beach." "Acapulco, girls, bikinis, thongs..." "Wow." "God almighty, guys." "This is incredible." "I'm with you." "You can count on me, Ramiro." "It's really incredible." "This is our chance, Cecilio." "It's our last chance." "Maybe our sales won't increase." "Then we'll bring more of these girls, man." "Just like her: exuberant." "Bagging one at a time will take you longer." "Pick all the articles before doing the package." "Elena did it that way." "She still does, Mom." "She's not dead yet." "She hasn't called me yet." "And..." "Do you think she is dating Fer's friend by now?" "I don't know, sweetie." "Don't worry, Mom." "It's as if she's left for college sooner than planned." "That's not it, Fer." "It was an awful goodbye." "In fact, we didn't even say goodbye." "I'll get it." "Hi." "Where are your keys?" "I don't live here." "Is he here?" "No, come on in." "Fer, who is it?" "Hello." "See?" "Now you have the chance to say goodbye, right?" "I came to pick some things up." "Have you had lunch yet?" "Yes." "Come in." "Your black sweater is in the dryer." "I'll bring it." "Mom..." "Does Dad know I left?" "No." "Do you want me to call him?" "Don't worry." "I'll call him." "Perfect." "Thanks, sweetie." "Here's your sweater." "Thanks, kid." "Take this." "No, thank you." "Bye." "Take it." "Elena!" "Take it, please." "Thank you." "Elena..." "This is your home." "Bye." "Hello?" "Who?" "Today I felt worse." "You told her no to get married?" "She was very nice to me." "But I really hate seeing her acting like a teenager." "She doesn't stand a chance." "Marriages don't work." "They end up hating each other, one of them is abusive and in general women lose." "Give me that." "No, no." "I'll do it." "Thank you." "Fer called you." "I talked with him." "Look what I bought." "It's for editing." "I hope in 4 months everything will be paid." "I need to work before leaving for college." "Be my assistant." "I can't pay much, but if the cars sell you'll go to college on a yacht and I'll make films." "But I don't have any idea on how to sell a car." "I'll be a biologist." "lf they don't sell cars I won't make movies." "We'll make it." "Good Lord." "Fabian I feel as if I'm in a movie." "Let's get something straight." "Life is like a play." "And love is like a film." "Fabian Garcia." "I have to talk to you before you go into hiding." "My lovely Margarita." "I'm glad to see you." "Let me introduce you to Gloria." "And, what could I tell you?" "You have standing in front of you Mrs. Margarita Gralia in person." "It couldn't get better." "Of course I know her." "Who doesn't?" "My pleasure." "I'm really speechless." "Nice meeting you, Gloria." "Could I steal him from you?" "Sure." "What's wrong with you?" "Pepe Toledo wants me to do a soap in Miami." "He asked about you, but he wonders what you're up to." "So?" "Should he call you?" "Or will you call him." "I don't know." "Oh, come on, sweetheart." "Do something." "Get a job." "Well, I..." "This handsome man is getting wasted with those stupid pump commercials." "Call him." "I will." "Fine." "I promise you." "Okay." "I'll see you later." "Ciao." "Ciao, darling." "Wow." "She is absolutely astonishing." "How old is she?" "She's older than you." "But you couldn't tell." "Take your clothes off." "What?" "..." "Of course." "Come here." "I'll help you." "Look what I found." "A very horny girl did it to me." "A girl?" "Or your girlfriend." "My girlfriend." "Then you must be the horny one." "First with your girlfriend and you want more with me." "Naughty boy." "The thing is...you are my farewell present." "You are getting married." "That's nice." "You'll have her at home." "Fine." "I like that." "Responsible and committed." "Law abiding." "Good for you, boy!" "Let's see." "Thick or thin." "I don't know." "What do you think?" "Let's start with this one." "You smell very nice." "That's my smell, honey." "Oh, my God." "That was great, Rosa." "Wasn't it?" "Did you like it?" "I loved it." "Clean yourself up." "Your farewell was a success." "Maybe I'll stay a bachelor." "Don't say that, love." "You gave your word." "Don't say that;" "I'm scared." "What are you afraid of?" "Maybe I'll stop loving her after a while." "Or liking her." "Maybe she will cheat on me, or want to screw me." "Or leave me." "Maybe she's thinking the same thing." "No." "Just imagine." "No, no, no." "I don't want to hear it or think about it." "All right." "I'll shut up." "It's 4,000 pesos." "4,000?" "Yeah." "That's a lot." "No it's not." "Nothing in life is free, darling." "I'm charging you half of my fee." "Hail to the couple!" "Kiss, kiss, kiss!" "Kiss, kiss!" "Kiss, Kiss!" "Kiss, kiss, kiss!" "Kiss, kiss, kiss!" "Kiss, kiss!" "Fernandito." "I don't want to see that." "You can do that later." "Don Cecilio." "Congratulations." "I'm glad you came." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Go ahead." "Enjoy the party." "Come here, darling." "Cherish each other, Fer." "Love each other, please." "Thank you." "Son." "Dad." "Damn Fer." "Son of a gun." "It's done." "I know." "You did it." "Yes." "You are very young." "You're a kid." "I was your age when I got married." "But I can see you are more mature." "Or more alienated." "Who knows?" "Thank you, Dad." "Listen." "Be careful." "Be very careful." "Do you hear?" "Pumpkin." "Pumpkin." "I'm leaving." "I have an appointment." "With Norma Iris, I know." "That's right." "She sends her love." "So do your siblings." "Thanks, Dad." "Tell your wife and kids I send mine." "Thank you." "I'm no longer living with Mom." "I called you, but I didn't leave a message." "See you, Dad." "Hey." "Wait for me, Elena." "Didn't my mom tell you she's marrying that stud?" "My son, Fabrizio." "How are you?" "She did." "I don't want to talk about it." "I'm not interested on meeting him." "Are you jealous, Dad?" "You left my mom." "We'll talk later." "Fine." "Will you call me?" "I'll end up doing the call." "As always." "Where are you living?" "With the guy next to Eva." "The cameraman." "That's why he's been filming us." "Carlos." "I'll introduce you two." "Fabian..." "...he's Carlos, Elena's dad." "Nice meeting you." "Same here." "His son, Fabrizio." "It's a pleasure." "Hello." "I didn't see that." "Just wait." "See that." "Gloria tells me..." "Look here." "Is it still profitable?" "Yes." "That's embarrassing." "Scratching his ass in front of everyone." "A pleasure." "See you." "Nice meeting you." "Boy, are they civilized." "Good-bye." "Good-bye." "Oh, God." "My dad." "You should've heard that speech." "Soaps must be written by intellectuals to give them more quality." "You are right." "We'll talk later." "He was so drunk." "What did he say?" "Who knows?" "Look, there's Evita." "She's so sexy." "Look at her." "Yeah." "The little girl." "Come here." "What do we have here?" "Look at her." "She's so sweet." "Shut up." "She's so pretty." "Stop it." "Open your mouth." "Shut up!" "She's doing it again." "Here, have some." "I said shut up!" "Okay, okay." "Shut up." "I will." "Look at this." "Did I dance with Luz Ma?" "No." "All you did was drink." "But I was happy, wasn't I?" "Very." "Look how it ends." "Watch it, Fernandito." "Are you okay?" "Who pushed you?" "Watch your step." "You said you were not going to say goodbye." "That you were going to disappear." "And that instead of flying, you were going to drive to the beach." "Stop it." " We are married." "Let go of me!" "All right, okay." "Let's go." "Come on." "No." "Let's go." "Leave me alone." "Okay." "We are going on our honeymoon." "I'll take you to..." "Right?" "If you want to, we could..." "It's so funny." "He was telling me..." "Look." "You didn't notice that Luz Ma wasn't in the car, you ass." "What happened?" "He's drunk." "Come with me." "Look who is here." "The stud." "Hey, let me help you." "Let's dance." "Please, Fernando." "Fernando!" "Please..." "We have to burn this tape." "Why didn't you help?" "Are you nuts?" "This is great stuff." "The end is the best part." "I don't want to see." "I'll fast-forward it." "It's so funny." "It's incredible." "What was I doing?" "You moron." "I don't remember anything." "Anything about that day?" "No, I was very drunk." "I don't remember." "Do you remember the next day?" "Next day was fabulous." "It was great." "Very nice." "We were on the beach in the swimming pool." "It was glorious." "It was awful!" "Everything was wrong." "Terrible." "It was like torture." "I always said this will never happen to me." "Well, it did." "It happened to me." "Did your prince turn into a frog?" "No, no." "He is nice and very courteous." "But he was very drunk." " Was he?" "Yeah." "I wanted to kill him." "He slept all through our wedding night." "Can you believe that?" "No." "He fell asleep." "It's not fair." "It really isn't fair." "I had everything prepared." "Every detail." "Remember that article?" "Which one?" "Wedding Night's Ten Commandments." "Sure." "Well." "The first one:" "Thou shall not cry." "And?" "And I could not hold my tears all nightlong." "Did it get better?" "No, no." "Next day was worse." "He got drunk again." "No." "I was in the bathroom he got up." "He was naked and kind of excited." "I thought:" "Okay, maybe last night wasn't our night." "I'll forget that." "Of course." "Remember the article about leaving things behind?" "Yes." "I followed it." "I did." "But suddenly he started kissing me like a maniac." "He started getting tough and..." "What do you think happened?" " You vomited." "No." "He jumped on me!" "Suddenly he started moving, and jumping..." "No truce!" "I didn't have time to do anything." "I couldn't even move." "He was turned on and suddenly..." "That was it." "That was what?" "That was it!" "It was over." "Game over." "Good-bye." "The end." "Oh, boy." "That was a true disaster." "I know." "The truth is I am really sad." "Cry then." "I never imagined my first time like this." "It really sucks." "Really sucks." "I'm right by the cashier." "I can't see you." "Where are you?" "Look, Mom." "Come and see this." "What is it?" "Mom!" "What!" "Come." "Quick!" "Where did you get that?" "Fer's room." "He's got a lot." "Look at these." "Let me see." "These are nice." "Wow." "I like these." "These are too big, Mom." "Mine were big, but they shrunk as time went by." "And I breastfed the three of you." "When your sister left, I dreamt I had milk in them again." "Elena was a baby and I ran behind her to breastfeed her again." "If what you want is to breastfeed again I think these huge boobs will do it." "You're right." "Are you having another kid with Fabian?" "No." "I can't have anymore." "I'll give him something else." "These are for Fabian." "I want him to like me." "I can see it." "Hello, Fabian." "That's it." "Thank you." "You are welcome." "They pamper it, they make it better, they give it to you." "It's a beautiful blue car." "Not a scratch on it." "Right here, in Hot Auto Sale." "What a car!" "Wait just a minute." "We agreed on Sexy Cars." "The thing is Don Ceci told me this was the name we're using." "Don Ceci, didn't we agree on the name?" "That stupid girl..." "I don't like Sexy Cars." "I like Hot Auto Sale better." "Sex always sells." "Is that how you think?" "You're using their naked bodies to sell." "Look at them!" "They're all sun burnt." "And all this to sell old cars." "At least give them some water." "Sex sells." "There's more to a woman than her ass." "Is that all you can see?" "That's great!" "And you want to make films, bastard?" "Well, I don't want to see them." "Give me the keys." "I want my bike right now!" "Hurry!" "It's open." "Then you want the next size." "They are going to be" "Will I loose my balance?" "If you look the wrong way." "Doctor..." "My nipples..." "Where will they be?" "It's your choice." "You tell me." "On the upper side." "So I can see them." "I hardly see them now." "Is it possible?" "Everything is possible." "Everything." "Fine." "Don't kill it." "Bring it back to life." "Give it mouth to mouth resuscitation." "You own your desire and you are responsible for it." "Hello." "Do it yourself..." "Nobody else will." "Come here." "You hold the key." "You are in charge." "Are you okay?" "Come here." "Is something wrong?" "I'll make a super snack and we can watch TV." "All right?" "Okay." "You own your desire." "And you are responsible for it." "Do it yourself..." "Nobody else will." "Explore yourself." "It's your body." "No one else will get to know it better." "Wake it up." "Enjoy the pleasure all you want to." "You are in charge." "Hi, Gloria." "Hello." "I'm Pablo." "Your anesthesiologist." "I was checking your file and I think..." "Well." "Do you really want this?" "I mean, do you really need such big implants?" "I'll look better." "Your breasts will look huge." "Then I really need them." "Hello, Elena." "How are you?" "Not good, doctor." "Let's see." "You have acute pain and want a IUD." "Are you having sexual relations?" "No." "Then, what do you want it for?" "You are very young." "Just check me up." "Of course." "Just relax." "Just as if you were a puppet." "Relax." "Let's see." "Please." "Of course, doctor." "Relax." "Your vagina is severely contracted." "I can't go in." "I can't work in these conditions." "Let's see." "Calm down." "What's wrong?" "What happened?" "I don't know." "I don't know!" "It's clear, Rosa." "Now I get it." "Before the wedding she was very horny." "But she was a virgin." "She never wanted to sleep with me." "And why?" "Why?" "How would I know?" "Because she took care of herself." "And I do it every time she wants." "I do it." "You know me." "Everyday, everyday." "And she never speaks or moves." "She always cries." "Why is that, Rosa?" "Now I know." "Come here." "I'm going to tell you something." "What?" "Come." "What is it?" "What?" "Listen." "Darling you are awful in bed." "No, no, no." "Wait." "All I'm saying is that it's not that easy." "Ask her what's wrong." "I've asked her." "She always says that everything is all right." "Do you know why?" "Because she is sick." "She is neither sick nor kinky." "She's scared." "She feels she's screwed." "She needs good sex, Fer." "It's not only a feeling." "She really is screwed!" "Why are you on her side?" "You're totally different from her." "Do you think I am to blame?" "You are wrong." "Don't get mad, Fernando." "You're not getting it." "Damn it." "Where are you going?" "I'm leaving." "You are very angry and we won't be able to do some things I had planned." "Call me." "I won't call you anymore." "You will." "You will call me again." "Shit." "Can I have my money?" "For what?" "It was a very important day for you." "But we didn't do anything." "I don't charge for intercourse." "It is my time I'm selling." "And it's up for you." "Give me my money and we'll meet in two days." "Good-bye, gorgeous." "Good-bye, gorgeous." "No." "I'm very angry." "Very." " You sound like it." "I don't see how we're going to save this." "It's just like I read on that article: 90-60-90." "Do you remember it?" "Of course I do." "It's so true." "90% of newlywed couples need at least a 60 per cent of orgasms or else will separate during the first 90 days." "Good Lord." "I'm screwed." "That was in NY." "We can put up with more that that." "Speak for yourself." "I'm getting bored of of...doing it all the time on manual mode." "Remember:" "If you don't do it..." "Yes." "If you don't do it, nobody else will." "That's right." "Hey..." " What?" "I'm here." "Where do I meet you?" "Meet me by the bar." "Look!" "The bride!" "Hail for the bride!" "Shut up, you..." "Be quiet." "What's up?" "Are you here on your own?" "No..." "Well, in fact I am." "I'm here to see a friend." "Boy, that's very good." "And you?" "I'm on my own." "Alone?" "That's what I said." "I'm happy to see you again." "Last time we danced we were violently cut off." "But that time we were dancing very close." "Were we?" "Yes, we were." "Really?" "Really." "Show me how." "It was like this." "Boy, you are right." "Now I remember." "But it was kind of like this, wasn't it?" "Hello?" "Yes." "Wait." "Okay." "I will call you later, okay?" "I'll call you." "Fine." "Bye." "What's wrong?" "I saw a doctor." "And?" "I'm all screwed up." "Come here." "A muscle contraction is causing me a great deal of pain." "He sent me to see a shrink, man." "With a psychiatrist?" "No, with an analyst!" "With an analy..." "What can I do for you?" "Nothing!" "You don't understand." "Mommy!" "Do you want a tea?" "A pain killer?" "I don't know..." "No." "Take me to see my mom." "Okay." "Mom!" "Fabian will arrive any minute now." "He asked if you were ready because you're late." "It's a maternity gown." "Nothing else fits." "You're going to a celebrity dinner." "I want to disappear." "I'll tell him to come back tomorrow." "Tell him I died." "Hi, beautiful." "Hi." "Is your mom ready?" "She's in her room." "She won't come out." "What?" "We'll see about that." "Come with me." "I'm here, Gloria." "I brought you a present." "I bought it in Miami." "It's to thank you for telling me about the surgery." "It's a bottle opener." "For your sodas." "Thank you." "My Mom says she doesn't have anything to wear." "Really?" "Where have I heard that before?" "Follow me." "I'll help her to pick her clothes." "Where is her room?" "Let's hop on a single foot!" "Boy, this sure is fun." "Gloria!" "Gloria, darling." "Open so I can see you." "I'm awful!" "Please, don't say that." "Come out, just to say hello." "Okay." "Wait." "I'm coming." "No dress will fit her." "Hello." "Goodness gracious, Fabian." "Don't worry, sweetheart." "Look, I brought you this." "Is in my favorite color." "Put it on and let me see you." "You'll look great." "Let's have a drink." "Thank you." "They are beautiful." "You didn't like it." "It's not that." "It's just that..." "This was your wedding present." "Well, the thing is..." "They are all right." "No." "I'm just surprised." "Look at that." "I look like a toothpick with two olives." "Forgive me, honey." "Forgive me." "Now I'm all out of proportion." "No, that's not totally true." "You'll see." "Look at this." "If we take this and put it here like this you'll regain your proportion." "Don't cry." "Let me hold you." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Elena!" "My darling!" "It hurts right here." "What...?" "Love, they're waiting for us." "It hurts very much." "Remember our appointment." "I went to the doctor, but..." "Mommy." "Don't worry." "I'll go alone." "I'll call you." "The doctor couldn't check me." "Why?" "What did he tell you?" "Okay." "Calm down, please." "Tell me now." "What did you go to the doctor for?" "What's this, Mom?" "Oh, my God." "What did you do?" "Oh, sweetie!" "Mom." "What's that?" "Shit!" "Oh, Mom!" "Why did you do it, Mom?" "Oh, darling." "You scared me, stupid!" "You scared me too." "You yelled." "What are you doing?" "Waiting for you." "Where were you?" "At Lola's birthday party." "I was waiting for you." "I called you but your cellular phone was off." "It ran out of battery." "What did you do?" "Nothing." "I was at work all day long." "What's up?" "Nothing." "What about you?" "Nothing." "I was thirsty" "Yeah." "I got thirsty too." "You've been drinking." "You know I don't drink." "You're acting strange." "I'm tired, Fer." "You're the one who's acting strange." "I'll clean up." "Your knees are scratched." "Right." "Some jerk pushed me." "Be careful." "What jerk?" "Just a jerk." "I'll take a shower." "What jerk, Luz Ma?" "Whatever." "It doesn't matter." "Right." "This one dropped a bit." "I felt it when it happened." "It was..." "It was like this:" "Sure." "Let's see." "Jump." "Like this?" "Yes." "Again." "That's it." "Fine." "We're going to change the implants." "Doctor..." "Don't you think my breast is too big for my butt?" "A little bit." "While we're on it, you could get smaller implants." "Let's try the 300 mits ones." "No." "Make my bottom bigger." "Can you do it?" "We can do everything." "Let's see." "Lie face down." "Just to..." "Okay." "Like this?" "Yes." "Lower, Gloria." "I can't." "This is it." "Is it?" "Fine." "Let's see." "What did he tell you?" "That for the wedding I'm going to look great." "This is how I'll be." "Look at it." "Come on, Mom." "You look like the girls in Fer's commercials." "I haven't seen them yet." "What's going on?" "Why do you want to be someone else?" "I'm starting a new life." "Give me my photo." "You'll wrinkle me." "Are you coming in?" "Why did you call me?" "Fine." "Hey." "What did you want to do the other day?" "Come here." "Look at me." "No, no, no." "Look at me." "Today we'll kiss." "Your gum..." "I'm sorry." "You've never kissed me before." "No." "No." "Do it slowly." "Feel my lips." "Very good." "That was very nice." "Help me get undressed." "And now you can kiss my shoulders." "Slowly." "That's nice." "Do you feel it?" "Do you like it?" "Do you?" "Now take off my thong." "Take it off!" "Take it off." "Your knees are scratched." "Yes." "And I have a bruise here." "Luz Ma's knees are scratched too." "Good for her." "Let's start." "Come closer." "You haven't seen what I have down here." "I'll tell you how it works." "I'll tell you all about it." "Look close." "Oh, come on." "No." "I'm not going to see your little thing." "I've seen it before." "In movies and magazines." "It's different." "Look close." "Look at it, man." "It's very difficult." "I'll draw it for you." "Give me your pen." "Do this." "The vagina, because that's its real name has this shape." "Just like in the men's room." "Wait." "The clitoris is right over here." "Pay special attention to it." "We like it a lot when it's touched correctly." "Your wife has one just like that." "That's what she rubs, isn't it?" "Of course, dummy." "You really need classes." "Ok." "Compare it with the original." "Did you spot it?" "Now rub it gently." "Gently." "Very gently." "That's the place." "I see you've found it." "Yeah, you've found it." "There?" "Does it feel nice?" "Yes, it does." "If you had learnt this at 18..." "Fine." "Listen to this." "He grabs me he carries me and puts me like this and then like this, and then he turns this way and then the other way..." "Then it's like this, and after that..." "I feel really clumsy." "What am I going to do?" "He'll think I'm stupid." "Calm down, silly." "Calm down." "I have the article for you." "I'll read it out loud." "You have to be faster than the tiger you have in your bed." "Otherwise, he could jump and run away." "88 exciting routes to make him follow you." "Control what he sees." "Route 14." "Surprise him by covering his eyes before kissing him." "Be creative." "Since he cannot see he will have to use his other senses." "Hello." "Hello." "This is a surprise." "Isn't it?" "Yes." "Since he cannot see..." "...he will have to use..." "What's going on?" "...his other senses." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "I was just saying hi." "Just saying hi?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "I wasn't expecting you." "Come in." "Sit down." "Take control of his lips." "Route 32." "Can I get something for you?" "Later, thank you." "Instead of French kissing him press the tip of his tongue with your lips and pull it towards you." "With your front teeth..." "...nibble on his tongue!" "Hey!" "Let me go!" "Hey." "Are you hungry?" "Just a little." "Control his hands." "Route 66." "Find the key to happiness between his fingers." "Squeeze them!" "Pinch them!" "That will turn him on." "Do you like it?" "Hello." "It doesn't look as bad as I thought." "Nobody will look at the cars." "Now it's all about asses." "If that's what you came for, leave again, please." "Boy, what a temper." "Don't interrupt the artist." "You suck." "Are you angry?" "No, no, no." "I'm sorry." "You are very, tremendously focused..." "...on that ass." "Stop it." "You are not funny." "Boy, you're angry." "Of course I am." "You are a spoiled brat." "What?" "I'm not calling you names." "Me neither." "I'm just telling the truth." "You think you're bigger that life." "You think people don't deserve your consideration." "You sound just like my mom." "You have to be considerate." "To whom?" "To me." "I am a person." "Can't you even see that?" "Oh, please!" "What did I do to you?" "I took you to your mom's because you were dying." "Right?" "You get off the car crying and you don't say good-bye." "You get me worried and then you vanished." "Two days later, you come back as if nothing happened." "Acting as if you were superior." "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing is wrong." "Since when you care about what I do?" "Since you live here." "Listen." "I'm not your wife your girlfriend or your lover." "I am only drifting through here." "Only that." "That's good to know." "I will soon receive my registration papers from college..." "...and I'll be out of here." "Okay." "You can pack your bags and go anytime you want." "I hope you choke and drown in the sea." "Jerk." "Cry baby." "You stink." "Spoiled brat." "Retard." "Stupid." "Moron!" "Shut up." "Fabrizio." "Do you love me?" "Of course..." "Of course I do, Luz Ma." "Where is it?" "Where's the...?" "Hello?" "Yes, yes, yes." "I'll be right there." "Wait for me." "I'm here with a girl I picked up." "I'm going out now." "Sure." "Just tell me where is it." "It's far." "And then?" "To the left." "Then to the right." "Yes, I know." "Who else is coming?" "Yes, I'm coming." "I told you." "Okay." "Just wait for me." "Bye." "Darling." "Honey, I have to leave." "Call me if anything, will you?" "Okay." "Bye." "Hey..." "It was great." "Bye." "Where are you, sweetheart?" "I'm going to prepare the best snack ever." "Come now." "I forgot my purse in the car." "I'll get it." "I'll go with you." "Don't worry." "I'll go." "Hi." "What is it?" "We are sorry to inform you that your application was rejected." "Maybe in the future..." "It sucks!" "They are pigs." "Damn test." "I answered it all." "Math, Chemistry, Biology..." "All of it!" "And I didn't get in." "May I?" "Sure, come in." "Who's she?" "Luisa." "She's helping me." "Luisa..." "Elena." "I told you about her." "Hi." "She's crying." "What happened to you, little girl?" "She got a letter and..." "Well." "Step in." "Sorry for the mess." "Something to drink?" "I only drink water, thank you." "Okay." "This one shows my style." "I was alone." "I have to work on it." "Do you like it?" "I do." "It's definitely better than the others." "I mean...it's fine." "But don't you have anything else?" "Something with actors?" "This isn't enough for Rosenberg." "You have style and work with a concept." "But you need more production." "So..." "Let me see what we can do together." "Tell me..." "Does she always clean at this time?" "No." "Wait a minute, please." "Elena..." "Elena!" "Could you do this later, please?" "What?" "Stop that." "We can't talk." "I'm cleaning up, man." "This looks like a pigsty." "Please." "I'm sorry." "Let's continue." "I can present your spot for Barbara's campaign." "It's very easy." "Just models from the streets." "Hello." "Look at her." "I'm so glad you came by." "I've been saving the snack for you." "Where were you?" "Nowhere." "I'm tired." "Our projects' evaluation took hours." "Luz Ma." "Look at me." "Look at me, Luz Ma." "What do you want, Fer?" "To kiss you." "I'm sorry, but I'm not feeling well right now." "Something's wrong with you." "And you smell funny." "You think that because you just took a shower." "I'll do the same." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "It was really hard to convince Luisa to come and see my work." "Hard?" "I didn't see any hardship." "She wanted to win you over." "She's doing me a favor." "Doing you a favor?" "Yes." "She has connections." "Yes." "Ah." "I think she did connected you." "Maybe you and I could do something together." "I can't think of anything." "I'm just making an ass of myself." "Forgive me, but you are wrong." "Luisa is a bright woman." "And she's fascinating..." "Fascinating?" "You find that tart fascinating?" "What's that for?" "Well, she is." "She is fascinating." "She told me that she'll come and visit me only if you are not here." "That's marvelous." "Congratulations." "Maybe you'll be done cleaning by then." "Maybe." "You can change your mind, Gloria." "Look." "You could implant smaller breasts." "That would be much better." "Now." "The bottom implant could bring lots of problems." "Is our perfect-woman-to-be ready?" "Should I prepare everything?" "Please." "You're going to think twice before sitting down." "The same will happen with running." "I don't care." "The doctor told me I have to learn new ways for my new situation." "He said my life will change." "Whenever you're ready, Pablo." "Just inhale." "The thing is that your life will not change." "You'll still be the same and will do anything to be accepted by others." "Only to be loved." "As if you aren't worth it." "Can we start, Pablo?" "Wait." "Wait a minute." "The worst part is that you'll be back if your husband doesn't like it." "You are very pretty." "Going through surgery won't make you another woman." "You have to change from inside." "You have to accept that first." "What did you say?" "I don't want the bottom implants." "And I want smaller breasts implant." "What was that?" "She wants her bottom like it is and smaller breasts." "That's more like it." "Much better." "Bring the 300 mlts. implants, please." "Breathe." "Come a little closer, Elenita." "Closer, closer, closer." "I need more..." "That's it." "Air." "I need air." "Sergio." "We need to talk." "Cut." "Sergio, girls." "We just talked to the TV guys and we can't pay what they are asking for." "They wouldn't accept our offer." "I'm sorry, but this is over." "We won't need it." "She went into the shower and I tried to listen behind the door and...nothing." "She wasn't doing it." "It's obvious." "She's got a boyfriend." "I thought nothing like this would happen to us." "You were not the only one." "I bet she was sure nothing like that would happen." "I didn't know I was going to do this for a living." "Who cares?" "Are you ready?" "For what?" "Today you are going to beat your record." "You have to reach 10 minutes." "Okay." "Fine." "Come here." "Come." "Today you have in front of you a very tired girl." "Let's see." "Try to turn me on." "Let's see." "Let's see." "I'd see how her shoulders are." "Bad." "And this one?" "Worse." "Will this make it better?" "I'm sure you can get the money." "How much do you need?" "20,000 for tomorrow." "And 4,000 more in two weeks." "What if you don't pay?" "I lose everything." "And then?" "Then I go back to my old job." "That is if they haven't hired another camera assistant." "Shit." "We both got rejected." "If you think you can someone tells you otherwise." "You're not good enough." "You should go to La Paz." "And show them that you are good enough." "Without money?" "You could find a job." "You can be a waitress and get big tips with your nice and kind ways." "Shut up." "Don't mess with me." "Don't what?" "Don't mess with me." "You are very rude." "You taught me that." "Did I?" "Boy, you are lucky." "You are a moron!" "Stop it!" "I bet you loved it." "Did I?" "I..." "I'm slobbering." "You are a pig." "Go to hell!" "Stop it." "Stop it." "Kiss me instead." "Kiss me." "Retard." "Hello." "Hello." "How's the prettiest patient in the World?" "She's fine." "She's taking a leak." "What's up, Pablo?" "With what?" "I don't remember why I changed my mind about the surgery." "Was there a problem?" "No." "I think it was the other way around." "You solved a problem." "What did I do?" "At some point you came to your senses and said what you wanted." "And what is exactly what I want?" "Here." "I brought you these." "Thank you." "We almost made it!" "We got close!" "Am I getting better?" "Yes." "You sped up 3 times." "In two of them, you restrained yourself." "But you let go on the third." "You need two things:" "Go to the doctor and check if everything is ok down there." "And, try all this with your girl." "I want to kill her." "Of course you do." "But before killing her show her what you've learnt." "Don't let her die with a bad impression." "She won't do it." "Besides you have to do it with a regular girl." "I'm a professional." "I don't love you." "But she does." "Sure, she adores me." "Of course she loves you." "Otherwise she would arrive with no remorse." "But I know she feels guilty." "She can't see eye to eye." "I know, but she's dating someone else." "No." "I'll tell you what I'd do." "First, I wouldn't mind if she was dating someone else." "Because she's going to deny it." "And you have no evidence." "No." "You end up empty handed." "It could be worse:" "She could put the blame on you." "What if she's seen us together?" "I stand out from the crowd." "That's true." "Number two:" "Win her over." "Try with all your strength to make her see that she can't do better than you." "Prove it to her." "It's very late." "I have to go." "I have a date." "Look at this." "Are you engaged?" "Yes." "Are you in love?" "He drives you crazy." "Stop it." "Let's go now." "I'm getting a divorce." "I can't live like this." "Living here and sleeping there." " Why not?" "Because it doesn't feel right." "What can I do?" "I can't look him in the eyes." " Who?" "Fernando." "I have to get a divorce." "You're crazy." "Have you fallen in love with Fabrizio?" "I don't know." "He is a two-timing pig, didn't you know?" "I have to talk to Fer." "What will you tell him?" "About Fabrizio." "Are you out of your mind?" "That is in your past." "Just tell him that you were thinking." "I have a hole in my stomach." "You better straighten things up with Fer." "Tell him he is bad in bed." "Are you crazy?" "He may kill me, or leave me." "I don't understand." " You want to divorce him..." "But I don't want him to leave." "I don't know." "What shall I do?" "You know what?" "Forget about all of them!" "You are better off by yourself." "Just leave them all." "To hell with them!" "You're right." "Of course." "That'll be the best." "How are you, Mommy?" "Confused." "And surprised." "I'm glad you called." "Tell me, are you satisfied now?" "Well, things didn't go as planned." "We'll talk later." "We're leaving." "See you at home." "I love you." "Mom." "I love you too." "What?" "A kiss for Sergio." "Eva sends a kiss to Sergio." "That is okay." "Thank you." "Bye." "Bye, honey." "Take care." "Mrs." "Gloria Romero?" "Yes." "For you." "Thank you." "There you go." "Ready." "Thank you." "See you next week." "Yes, Miguelito." "Meanwhile, don't do anything." "Not a thing." "I won't." "Thanks." "Good-bye, Miguelito." "You must be Fernando." "Yes." "Step in." "Thank you." "Come, come." "Sit down here." "Thank you." "What happened to that guy?" "Nothing." "He's been copulating a lot." "He's got dermatitis." "A severe irritation on the penis." "It hurts a lot." "You never had it?" "Sure." "It's very painful." "Some women are very narrow." "At the time of the penetration the friction is really terrible." "The friction, of course." "And if women don't lubricate right is worse." "When that happens, it really is awful." "If they don't lubricate, after 20 or 25 minutes it really starts... 20 or 25 minutes?" "After that all you want is..." "To stop." "Exactly." "You don't go all the way." "It's your loss." "Of course." "I'm glad you mentioned it." "A little thing like not coming..." "...makes you look very bad." "That's right." "It feels awful to look bad." "That would bring us to a premature ejaculation, right?" "Yes." "Look." "I'm going to prescribe you an antidepressant." "But it works fine to control the ejaculation." "Besides, you are going to do some exercises." "Listen and don't panic." "You'll join the Friendly Hand club." "You're going to masturbate just like everyone else." "But you'll follow a method." "When you feel it coming, you stop." "Relax, breathe." "Once you cool off, start again." "As soon as you feel it coming again you stop again." "And so on." "Until the ejaculatory mechanism understands that you are the one consciously in command." "I get it." "And just once a day." "It's not intensive therapy." "Of course not." "Call me or visit me anytime." "And behave." "I will." "How long will you be away?" "I don't know." "Very long." "Or not." "I really don't know." "I can tell you want to do it." "There's the letter Fabian wrote." "Read it." "Me too?" "Of course." "Here." "Hello?" "Sure." "Eva will be there." "Thank you." "They're taking your plaster off." "I'll tell your aunt to go with you." "Tell her to take my picture too." "To send it to you." "He wrote this as a romantic letter but it really is a threat." "Listen to this." "My dear Gloria." "He writes like an old man." "Yes, he does." "Thank you for that perfect woman you're doing for me." "If we send him a rubber doll he'll thank us." "With big boobs." "And a big bottom." "You bit me to it again." "And that I cannot forgive." "He was being honest, Mom." "I'm sending you a plane ticket." "Fly here as soon as you can..." "Sure." "I can't hurry enough." "...to live memorable moments together." "Five days, four nights." "Welcome cocktail included." "No children allowed." "As you can see, I don't exist for him." "And now, the good news." "My soap." "I'm alive again." "My fans love me." "It's all I, me, my, mine, blah, blah." "The bad news." "Our wedding is postponed." "Marrying while taping the soap won't allow me to have the honeymoon I'd wanted." "He is traveling alone." "I like him." "He doesn't care about anything." "He didn't ask how you were doing." "No." "What...?" "I'm not going." "I am not going." "That's great." "He was acting as a red breasted macho." "What breast?" "The trepepijes bird inflates it to attract the female." "Those birds are called frigate birds, stupid." "I'm right." "No, you're not." "Oh, Mommy." "I'm sorry." "Maybe like this." "Elena I love you." "Me too." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry Mom." "It's late." "Let's go." "Give me the suitcase." "They're called trepepijes." "No, the aren't." "I have a book." "Hi." "It was about time I filled the fridge, wasn't it?" "I brought this wine to make a toast on some news I've got." "It's very important to me." "Let's make a toast to the last night I'm spending with you." "Well, my last night at your home." "That's why I brought food and dinner." "I bought it." "Sergio..." "I'm leaving because I heard you." "I'm going to La Paz." "Thank you for your advice." "Thanks for everything." "And sorry for being a pain in the ass." "For the incident with the clients at work for the one with that girl." "I'll miss you." "Me too." "A lot." "Is she here?" "She locked herself in her room." "Again?" "What's going on?" "I don't know." "But I want to find out." "Oh, boy." "She's mysterious, isn't she?" "Yes." "Just like her mom." "All women are mysterious." "Go in." "If she doesn't open, we can watch the game." "Goal!" "Fernandito!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "You scared me, moron!" "It wasn't my intention." "What are you doing here?" "I have to talk to you." "I have to talk to you too." "The day after that after that horrendous wedding night you came out of the bathroom with your robe on, just like this." "What did I do?" "You jumped on me and kissed me in a disgusting way." "And yanked my robe off." "And while I was kissing you what did you think?" "I thought the kisses were alright but maybe you could be gentler." "What else did you think?" "Don't take my robe off." "Kiss my neck." "Come here." "I love you very, very, very much, baby." "Listen." "Now you can carry me and take me to bed." "Stay over there for a little while." "For our camera." "Love and kisses!" "Hey." "You wanted to tell me something." "What was that?" "Yes." "Will you marry me?" "Last night I had another dream." "I dreamed my street was very sunny." "The burnt tree was growing again." "Birds built their nest again." "And it had 3 little eggs in it." "Suddenly a very bright beam of light appeared on the sky and came towards me." "It went from my head down to my toes." "Everything turned red." "And a voice coming from everywhere was calling my name." "Eva." "Eva." "Eva." "I had my first period." "I felt very excited." "It's strange." "I went to bed as a girl and I woke up becoming a woman." "Subs and Movie brought to you by:" "(((d-_-b))) DJ jAVo w" "Today I turned 12." "My mom has been happy these days." "They say no woman is free of pain." "But she seems fine." "Fer and Luz Ma are happy too." "They even smile." "Elena looks happy too." "That's weird." "Since she went away, she calls Mom and tells her she loves her." "Do you like it?" "Sure." "It's from La Paz." "Sergio came too." "I like him." "Maybe Elena doesn't know but he loves her." "I think he loves her a lot." "Sergio!" "When he gave me the globe he said that the best thing about the Earth is that you can walk on it forever." "It's endless because it's round." "I love him." "Happy birthday to you, Eva." "Happy birthday to you." "Pablo arrived too." "He's now part of our family." "The little birds are singing and the sun is out." "Bravo!" "Bravo." "One, two, three!" "Blow them all." "Afterwards, me, my mom and Eva made a toast with tequila to celebrate my first period." "Come here, darling." "Don't leave me alone for too long." "I'm very hot." "Kiss me." "You will never ever be alone again." "You pig!" "Don't you ever slap me on the face again!" "Never again!" "Cut!" "Was it ok?" "We'll do it again."