"T R I C K THE MOVIE" "Kanji pictograms represent ideas or words rather than syllables." "Kanji have two sorts of readings." "The "on" is based loosely on the original Chinese pronunciation." "The "kun" is used when kanji is used on their own." "In mid-19th century French Algeria" "There was a huge nationwide riot," "Led by the Algerian Sorcerer who possess Miraculous Powers." "The troubled French Government, had summoned Jean-Robert Houdin," "French illusionist and asked him a question." "Do you believe Sorcery "really" exist?" "No." "Without a shadow of a doubt, they use magic tricks." "In that case," "We want you to go to Algeria and outperform the Algerian Sorcerer" "Convince people that You are the God." "Jean-Robert Houdin crossed the sea, to reach Algeria." "Right in front of the biggest crowd of spectators," "Jean-Robert Houdin faced showdown with the sorcerer." "Jean-Robert Houdin challenged the sorcerer." "I am immortal by my prayers." "Therefore, I cannot die." "If you don't trust me, use this gun and shoot me." "I will catch a bullet with my teeth." "The sorcerer grinned..." "In the next instance, there goes the bullet." "Yamada Naoko's Apartment" "Ready!" "Yes!" "Wasn't so convincing..." "that I disappeared..." "Yamada!" "Ikeda Haru Landlord Jami tenant Bangladeshi" "Yamada-san!" "I have something to tell you..." "Didn't I tell you not to use nails?" "If you keep on breaking your promises..." "As for this month rent, I will pay next week." "Guess what?" "I'm planning to build a new deluxe apartment here." "All hard wood floor, with auto locking doors, central air conditioning..." "Too Weak." "Stronger!" "I think I can charge around 120,000 yen a month." "Hold on a minute." "I don't think I can afford that much." "In that case, will you vacate this room within this week?" "No way..." "Jami-kun shall be in trouble, too." "He is OK now." "Huh?" "I'm in love with Haru-san." "Jami!" "Why?" "As such..." "Jami, what do you want for dinner?" "Chawan Mushi Custard and Catchup Gohan Rice." "You sound like a child." "Yamada Naoko is a highly skilled magician." "The great magician and my father" "Yamada Gouzo influenced me when I was small." "My father passed away..." "Yamada Gouzo, Naoko's father 24 P (24P)" "Loading in a box (Hakonori)" "Wanted Lover (Koibito Boshu)" "Life is Enka Song (Enka Dayo Jinsei wa)" "Part 3 Hope (Part3 Kibou)" "Yamada Satomi Naoko's Mother" "A character has a mysterious power." "If you write a character from the bottom of your heart, you shall get a result you want." "This is my mother." "In Nagano, she teaches Shodo (Calligraphy)" "OFUDA Tablet or amulet on which is written the name of a deity." "Mayoke Ofuda is a charm or a talisman used to dispel evil." "It is widely known that her calligraphy has some magical powers." "She receives various requests and inquiries to write on kanban (Signboard) or make Ofuda." "Done!" "Enter!" "Satomi's Calligraphy" "Delux 1,000,000 yen per character Executive 100,000 yen per character Economy 50,000 yen per character" "She started selling Omamori via internet." "My dream is to appear on a big stage like my father." "Right now, I am a bit behind this dream." "Way way behind, I must admit." "I'm sorry to tell you this, but..." "No need to come tomorrow." "Payment until today." "Not fair!" "I'm in trouble..." "I got used to good reaction to this regular incidents." "When I woke up and fart,..." "Excuse me?" "We are from the small village called Itofushi Mura." "I am a captain of the Village Youth Federation." "My name is Kanzaki." "Minamigawa Etsuko Kanzaki Haruo" "I am Minamigawa, vice captain." "This is something for you." "They grow in our village." "Ito Fushi Mura "To Hate Death Village"" "Itofushi Mura(village)" "It originates from the meaning "To hate Death"" "Are you, by any chance, my fans?" "If you must use the term fan, we are fans." "In fact," "Our village has the Cursed Legendary Saying." "Once in every 300 years," "The village faces a catastrophic disaster." "Catastrophic disaster?" "The Sealed Giant Turtle starts moving... they say." "Villagers believe that if they live a good life," "God shall appear and save the village." "God?" "The day of catastrophe in every 300 years is drawing near." "These are Cursed Ofudas our village has kept for years." "Smiling Face" "ONI (ogre) was smiling, wasn't it?" "But before people who doesn't believe in the Cursed Legendary Saying" "ONI's expression changes to Anger." "Please check." "Angry Face!" "Hey!" "This is just a basic magic trick." "You had shown me a Smiling Face and an Angry Face piled up like this." "And you picked the Angry Face Ofuda card." "I'm sorry." "It was just a test." "Are you mocking me?" "No." "On the contrary," "We would like you to come to our village and act the Goddess." "Huh?" "With the use of magic tricks," "You can show us miracles." "We beg you." "Here's your food you ordered." "(Abruptly spoken in Korean)" "I don't think I can be part of a fraud." "More than sufficient reward is inside..." "Eh?" "I know you must prepare for this trip, so..." "This kind of thing..." "I'm..." "But why me?" "We were convinced." "You are the one." "Your beauty and your skill!" "Of course!" "Those are not important." "Your stage has no spectators." "Thus, we don't have to worry about your identity by villagers." "Tomorrow morning, we shall come to pick you up." "Can I have this?" "You started eating it already." "Script Makita Kouji Music Tsuji Hiroshi" "Nakama Yukie as Yamada Naoko, Magician Suffering from Small Breasts Complex "Abarenbo Shogun" Fan" "Abe Hiroshi  as Ueda Jiro, Nippon Kagaku Gijyutsu University Professor Suffering from Big Penis Complex." "Author of Donto Koi Chojyo Gensho Part 1  Part2" "Namase Katsuhida as Yabe Kenzo, Detective of Metropolitan Police Department (Keishi-Cho) Suffering from Hair Loss" "Yamashita Shinji as Kanzaki Haruo, Captain of Itofushi Mura Village Youth Federation Yoshimoto Miyoko  as Minamigawa Etsuko, Vice Captain of Itofushi Mura Village Youth Federation" "Takenaka Naoto as God-001" "Bengal as God-002" "Ishibashi Renji as God-003" "Ibu Masato as Itofushi Mura Village Mayor" "Nogiwa Youko as Yamada Satomi, Naoko's mother, Shodo Calligrapher Used to be a priestess (Miko) serving as an assistant at a shrine at Kokumonto Island" "Directed by Tsutsumi Yukihiko" "TRICK The movie" "Haru-san!" "Hiroko..." "Hiroko, Jiro..." "Haru-san..." "Don't go to Itofushi Mura Village." "You shall be killed by the Turtle." "Hello?" "You are there." "Ueda-san!" "Right now I am drinking with my high school buddies." "They are all elite of Political and Economical World." "If they like you, they might ask you to perform in their parties." "If you have such friends, why didn't you introduce me to them sooner?" "Rank Battle Games using Business Cards." "Notice Ueda laminated one politician's business card." "(Kameoka Zenzo, Yamanashi Prefectural Assembly Members)" "I lost to Kamama.I can't beat the president of General Contractor." "Oobayashi Morio, President, Kamama Kensetsu Kabushiki Gaisha General Contractors" "OK, everyone, let's do it again." "OK, shall we deal?" "Yasuda!" "Will Gates' Righthand Man?" "!" "In the field of Security, of course." "Sashimi, Sashimi..." "Ueda Jiro, Nippon Kagaku Gijyutsu University Professor aka Kagi Dai Kyoju" "It's been a long time since high school." "But you haven't changed a bit." "Elite of studying for entrance exam is still elite of the society." "How's your work at the Ministry of Finance?" "Aren't you busy with budget allocation?" "Let me have this." "It's quite tough to babysit stupid politicians." "Depression, Bad Economic Weather..." "They all blame us, Elite Bureaucrats." "Ueda, you are an assistant professor at" "Nippon Kagaku Gijyutsu University?" "Yeah, you were good at Science and mathematics." "I'm now a professor." "Give me that, too." "Don't worry about it." "I'm not a man who cares about the tiny rank nor positions." "And..." "I published books recently." "Donto Koi Chojyo Gensho (Come Forward Unusual Phenomenon) Part1 As seen on Wide Scramble TV Part2 Kokumonto Island" "Part 1 and Part 2 combined, they sold more than 2000 copies nationwide." "The publisher wants me to write Part 3." "Give me pumpkins." "Thank you for waiting." "Who are you?" "Geisha?" "She is a magician, I know of." "I called her for our entertainment." "If you are good enough, you can perform your act in our" "Monthly Birthday Party at the Ministry of Finance." "Thank you for your offer." "You must realize" "You perform in front of us. that means..." "You have great skills." "Show us." "Please pay attention." "Very fast!" "Let me borrow this." "Good, Good, Good!" "Ueda!" "What's the meaning of this?" "The Magic Shows I'd seen in Las Vegas were illusion, levitation... the people vanished in thin air, a lion became a leopard..." "Well, those magic require many assistants at the back stage, and use high-tech wires and..." "Hey you, what's the relation with her?" "In fact, I am not so familiar with her." "An acquaintance of an acquaintance of mine introduced her to me, but she was introduced by his acquaintance's friend of his acquaintance." "Never mind." "Forget about her." "Hey, you!" "Who do you think you are?" "You know how I had done this." "Right?" "!" "You!" "You?" "!" "Explain!" "Give me your sake!" "Here!" "Not worth taking time for explanation as it is a cheap trick." "Ueda..." "They all look like you." "I'm sorry, everyone." "Anyhow, drink up!" "And enjoy yourselves." "Hey, you, you..." "YOU!" "Better mind your manners..." "You don't know who they are." "I have no idea." "If you wanted to make fun of me," "You should've told me first." "Will you stop?" "I extended my kindness to introduce my friends." "I am also embarrassed by you." "Goodbye!" "What have you done?" "Idiot!" "Now it's time for Kanpai to affirm our everlasting elite friendships." "Why are you laughing?" "Nothing in particular..." "Hey, Usui..." "Since graduation, I haven't heard good news on you." "You remained at the University Lab but only after one year, you quit." "You were the top grade student." "What happened to you?" "I hope you are not still searching for Tokugawa's Buried Treasure." "I found it." "The buried treasure." "Can I expect your hands to dig up the treasure?" "Huh?" "Hey, stop joking." "If you can't believe it," "There's no need to believe it." "I'll find other partners." "Where are you going?" "To the bathroom." "Kawaya=Benjo=Toire=W.C" "What a crap!" "He might be telling the truth." "Huh?" "Anyhow, he was clever." "He never studies, but" "He was the top in tests every time." "Hey, do you remember?" "As a freshman at high school," "He solved Fermat's Last Theorem." "Just because he says there is, there might be..." "Hey, what do you think, Professor Ueda?" "I don't think so." "He says he didn't study..." "But he was actually studying hard." "He wore the belt that can enhance brain power." "Otherwise, there is no way that I lost to him." "I am not asking such a thing to you." "Then, what are you asking?" "Stop it." "You always argue like this." "I'll take a leak, too." "Damn Usui..." "Nitsuke A cooking method where the ingredient is simmered and to make the flavor settle completely." "Return my Nitsuke Dish." "You are so cheap as always." "Don't push, don't push..." "What's up?" "What's the matter?" "Is he dead?" "Call police immediately." "You are the police, aren't you?" "I'm not police." "I'm an Elite Carrier Police Officer." "Hold right there." "What is it?" "TO I RE TSU MA RU Toilet Bowl got stuck" "Must be a dying message." "Dying message?" "Ueda, you are good at this, aren't you?" "Give us your Predictive Deduction from this." "Look." "Toilet papers are stuck in a toilet bowl." "Usui asked us to flush this out of his embarrassment." "No way to find such a stupid person." "Wait a moment." "He might be pointing the buried treasure with this message." "What?" "TOIRE TSUMARU" "What it means is" "A Treasure is stuck in a toilet bowl somewhere." "A buried treasure..." "in a toilet bowl..." "All we must do is to check toilet bowls nationwide." "Asian Old Style Toilet The porcelain hole in the floor that you squat over like you are in the woods doing your business." "Not necessarily so." "We can eliminate modern flushing toilets." "I see." "But nationwide means tough." "You can depend upon the Ministry of National Transportation" "I can instruct General Contractors and have them check toilets under " Nationwide Movement for Flushing Toilets"" "Police Department can offer help, too." "I can form investigation teams nationwide, with surplus personnels." "What about money?" "Ministry of Finance can finance all." "I will create an Economy Stimulus Budget." "I can convince Prime Minister with no time." "Once the treasure is found,..." "Do you remember?" "Our dream from the dormitory days..." "Buy out The Uninhabited Island and make it into a paradise for this elite group." "And we name it " Aka Mon Tou Island"" "Akamon is a symbol of Tokyo University that produces many Elite Bureaucrats." "Ahh... tropical juice..." "Sunset Cruise..." "Shocking tiny G-string bikinis..." "Going Across the Mountains and Valleys..." "Yahoo!" "Yahoo!" "The government has decided to convert all old style toilets to flushing toilets nationwide as part of Economy Stimulus Package." "The government is proposing 3,000,000,000,000 yen budget for this project, " Nationwide Movement for Flushing Toilets"" "I had arranged the song." "Watch the road." "From here, we go into Itofushi Mura Village." "Will you lower your head so that no villagers will see you?" "It's dangerous." "Watch the road." "I know, I know." "Welcome To ITO FUSHI MURA (Village)" "Next news:" "Entire body is covered with white furs." "Ueno Hara Zoo is expecting Mon-Mon to be as popular as the first Panda Boom." "Some Zoologists are speculating that Mon-Mon might be just a polar bear." "What's happening?" "This is outrageous!" "No such a thing here last night." "You are right." "No such a thing..." "Kikuhime Village Miko, Fortune Teller" "You, idiot!" "It's a sign that the God of Turtle is coming closer to us." "God?" "!" "What do you think?" "Yes, it is true." "There's a sign right here." "The God Of Turtle is near here?" "Yamada-san!" "Nobody should see your face." "What happened here?" "Nensha The ability to project images onto paper, photographs, etc. with the mind." "Nensha Photography from distant places." "No worry." "Someone's prank, I'm sure." "Yes." "The theme of Donto Koi Chojyo Gensho Part 3 has been decided." "Come forward, Mysterious Phenomenons Part 3" "What is the giant turtle which moves in every 300 years?" "And who is the God to save the village?" "Are we pressed for time?" "Mysterious Event #15 In the year Genroku 15, (1702), at Itofushi Village, a mountain was split and water came out like a huge fountain, resulting many deaths and injuries.The God Of Turtle showed up and saved one girl." "She was given an immortal life." "According to the historical information, 300 years ago, a mountain was split and water came out like a huge fountain." "Many villagers had died." "The God Of Turtle showed up and saved one girl." "She was given an immortal life and she still lives somewhere." "Then, what it means is..." "She is 300 some years old, isn't she?" "Yes." "Now you want to go there, don't you?" "But once in village, you must be careful not to be seen by villagers." "Everyone believes God shows up." "If they discover you as a professor you never know what they do to you." "Then, take good care." "Donto Koi!" "(Come forward!" ")" "Headquarter of Itofushi Mura Youth Federation..." "Notice Age Limit has been increased." "Now Up 40 years old is eligible." "In short, it is my house." "Please come in." "These are your Goddess Costumes for tonight." "Pick one you like." "Not these." "These are mine." "Yours are over there." "This is the best, isn't it?" "It can cover up small breasts." "Oh, Yes..." "What do you know..." "The Goddess shouldn't show up in the middle of day..." "So I was thinking that you'd appear around 8:00 P.M. at night." "Itofushi Cable TV" "Abarenbo Shogun 9:00 "Yoshimune's Failure"" "Abarenbo Shogun 10:00 "Yoshimune's Narrow Escape"" "Abarenbo Shogun 11:00 "Yoshimune's Return"" "Abarenbo Shogun 12:00 "Yoshimune in New York"" "On TV, we have nothing but Abarenbo Shogun." "We can only get radio signals..." "I'm sorry for our boring TV programming." "No." "On the contrary, it is fantastic." "I wish I could live here forever." "MAGICIAN vs SORCERER Good Children's Picture Book Series (1)" "This is Robert Jean-Robert Houdin" "You know about him?" "He is a magician." "After we read this book about him," "We came up with an idea to ask you." "He caught the bullet with his teeth shot by the Sorcerer in Africa." "Here!" "This is just a magic trick." "huh?" "He pretended to put a bullet into a gun," "He concealed a bullet in his palm." "After he let the opponent to shoot the blank," "He took the bullet out from the teeth." "Did he really do it that way?" "See?" "You think so, too." "Under very dangerous situations," "Nobody thinks that he is doing such a cheap trick." "That's why he could fool everyone." "I see." "What's your relationships, you two?" "Captain and the Vice Captain of the Youth Federation." "You know, the Youth Federation." "Not that but..." "When it comes to two young male and female," "You know that there is only one thing you do..." "Maguai Once used in the move, "Gremlins"." "Many Asians grinned..." "What it really means is "Intercourse"." "Maguai?" "Hmnnnnn?" "!" "Of course we do it every day." "Hmnnnnn?" "!" "Maguai is the ONLY pleasure we can get in the village." "Yamada-san, you should Maguai with him." "I'll do my best." "Apart from that," "Are you OK with your Magic Show?" "Our village mayor and officials have keen eyes on these things." "I am a Pro." "Chew, chew, chew, you get more flavor." "Protect our village." "The Turtle lives 10.000 years." "The Crane lives 1000 years." "Chew chew chew, you get more flavor." "Protect our village." "The Turtle lives 10.000 years." "The Crane lives 1000 years." "Shinanuji..." "(Never Die Path)" "Why are you running away?" "Yamada-sama!" "Where have you been?" "I got lost." "Please be careful." "If villagers see your face," "Our plan will go down the drain," "That..." "I thought it was a rare flower." "It's called Shizurana." "(No Die flower)" "Shizurana?" "Yes" "It's a family of Nanohana." "(Colza Flower)" "A kind of Almighty Antidote." "With this, you don't die, thus, we call it Shizurana." "Shi Sura Nai =No Death" "Eh?" "Funny, isn't it?" "Shinanuji, Shizurana..." "No Death Path, No Death..." "Itofushi Mura..." "To hate Death Village" "Villagers have been hating death for a long, long time." "Maguai!" "Maguai!" "Maguai!" "After children's Maguai is over," "Kanzaki-san will shout loudly" "I saw the Goddess!" "The Goddess is here!" "It's your Cue!" "You walk majestically through those stairs." "In front of the gate, you start your magic trick." "Villagers will bow to you, I'm sure." "And then, you say to the villagers." "I eliminated catastrophe." "You have been saved." "That's all there is to it." "Then, be ready..." "This year's Maguai No1 is Masaichi!" "Maguai!" "Masaichi!" "Maguai!" "Masaichi!" "Maguai!" "Maguai!" "Maguai!" "Maguai!" "Masaichi!" "I saw the Goddess!" "The Goddess is here!" "What?" "Look over there!" "Where?" "Look over there!" "Where?" "I saw the Goddess." "It's your imagination." "Everyone!" "Look!" "What did I tell you?" "!" "The Goddess is here!" "I am..." "The Goddess." "Look!" "My fingers!" "I eliminated catastrophe with this magical salt." "You have been saved." "What?" "Why?" "Why spectators started leaving at this moment?" "!" "You are the Fourth..." "Eh?" "Tonight there were 4 Gods including you." "Other 3 had shown us much more spectacular things than you." "Listen to the story." "Until we know who the real God is," "You must stay right here." "Just for our record," "Can I have your name and the phone number?" "Yamada Naoko." "Phone is Tokyo 03" "So you have a name!" "No." "People just call me "The Goddess."" "Others said the same thing." "To avoid confusion, from now on," "We call you God-004-sama." "The first thing in the morning," "You shall face showdown with the God-001." "Showdown?" "If you are real God, it's easy to give punishment to fake ones." "Just curiosity." "What if one was not God?" "We cannot let such a person escape from this village alive." "No way..." "Ueda-san!" "I wondered where you went." "You are pretending to be the Goddess right here." "You seem to have no shame." "You came after me all the way and you make fun of me?" "!" "No." "It's a field work for Ueda Jiro's Donto Koi Chojyo Gensho Part 3." "Go home." "Beat it!" "Disappear from my sight." "Listen." "I had seen God-001." "He is great." "You are no match." "Eh?" "He has power to materialize" "What others had thought in mind." "For example" "Someone wished to have the latest Rice Combine and he wishes and wishes and imagine that in mind...." "God-001 produces it instantly." "Very handy God, isn't he?" "No time to talk like that." "Ueda, by any chance you came here just because you worried about me." "Dream on!" "I came here to tell you that" "I've no time to worry about you." "Huh?" "I'm about to be very rich soon." "Look!" "Who died here?" "A guy who eats from other people's dish and very pathetic one." "TOIRE TSUMARU" "He has been looking for Tokugawa's buried treasure." "This is the message pointing to the buried treasure." "My friends are checking all toilets in Japan." "You, idiot Ueda and his friends!" "A Message is not "Toire TSUMARU" (Toilet is stuck)" "Look right here." "There is something used to hook the plate." "A Message was written on the other board." "When it fell," "Characters were transferred to the floor." "The board was taken by someone." "No way!" "Bana Sokana ( Sonna Bakana)" "Then, what was the original message?" "All you must do is to flip these characters." "Look through characters from the back side." "Then, you can read the original message." "I TO FU SHI MU RA" "This is where I am right now." "Then the treasure is not in the toilet but somewhere in this village." "Yes, you are right." "It's a coincidence of Astronomical Probability." "Come closer." "Yes?" "I'll pardon you now." "I'll help you find the buried treasure." "What are you saying?" "It's a chance of life time." "How can you say such a thing under this condition?" "That's why I can say so." "Listen." "Let villagers believe that I am the Goddess." "Then, I can order villagers search buried treasure and and once they found it, they offer it to me." "I'll do it, Ueda." "For security purpose, let's decide code to communicate." "Code?" "Listen and learn." "YA MA DA WA HI N NI YU U DA" "First the message must be written horizontally in 4 letters." "And..." "We read this vertically from the left." "YA HI YU MA N DA" "DA NI" "HA I" "The other writes these vertically and read it horizontally." "YA MA DA HA HI N NI YU U DA ( Yamada has small breasts)" "And so what it means is..." "U NA DA E KI" "DA MU HA SHI" "U E DA HA NA KI MU SHI, (Ueda is a crybaby)" "Hey!" "Anyone out there?" "O GE" "RE RU HA NI!" "eh?" "eh?" "O GE RE RU HA..." "O RE HA NI GE RU ( I run away)" "I really heard something." "I see." "You asked Yamada to pretend to be the Goddess." "We had done something terrible for her." "I really understand how you feel about the village." "But you picked the worst person for God." "But we didn't know that she was that bad." "We are trying to let Small-breasted Yamada-san run away." "But before that," "If she was discovered to be a fake," "Most likely her life must be terminated." "Professor, lend me your hand." "Please." "I beg you!" "From here, you shall step into Itofushi Mura" "If you need me, call me, please." "Close the door." "Watch it!" "Should you need anything...." "There's no signal for cell phones!" "Why do we have to check old style toilets?" "But Anii, here, we can find such old toilets here." "Then, God-004, come forward, please." "Now you face showdown with the God-001." "There is only one who can survive." "God-001, come forward, please." "Yes." "Kobayashi Sachiko Enka Singer, is synonymous with the most extraordinary stage costumes worn by anyone in Japan." "Kobayashi Sachiko look-alike costume?" "Let it begin!" "When I said so, you two begin confrontation." "Then, let it begin!" "I have no intention of fighting with you." "My valuable energy shouldn't be used for such low level activities." "Everyone!" "I came here to fulfil your wishes." "I can materialize things you imagine." "For example..." "You!" "Yes, you." "My name is Kihachi." "You seem to have lost some valuable thing 3 months ago." "eh?" "You knew?" "Of course." "I am God, after all." "Hey!" "Open it already, Muto!" "Sorry." "Pay attention!" "As you see, there is nothing inside." "Why does he have an assistant?" "Close it already, Idiot!" "Yes." "Kihachi-san..." "Yes?" "The thing you have lost 3 months ago," "Imagine what it is in your head." "And believe that it will be back inside this box." "You firmly believe and truly God is me..." "Your love brings Miracle..." "Fuguriki A Pushhuuuu." "( Means nothing)" "Daia!" "( Means nothing)" "Da!" "( Means nothing)" "Buramoto Gettukisaa ( Means nothing)" "Firmly Believe It..." "Much stronger!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "Gasu Dahmu ( Means nothing)" "Ya, Ya Ya Doh!" "( Means nothing)" "Kihachi-san, Kihachi-san, raise your head." "What have you lost 3 months ago?" "It's a goat, named Mary." "3 months ago, she vanished abruptly." "Mary?" "!" "Just a moment, please." "It's Mary!" "My Mary!" "Really?" "Good." "This is just a magic trick." "What are you saying?" "He hid a goat at the back of the box." "When he opens the front door," "Goat will move with the back door." "After showing that the box is empty," "He closes the front door," "His assistant puts the goat inside the box, and closes the back door." "This way, the goat is inside the box." "What are you saying?" "But this is really my Mary that vanished 3 months ago." "Isn't it a fact that you stole this goat 3 months ago?" "For this purpose, on this day." "What are you saying?" "Then, show us exactly what you'd done with the way I described." "With opening and closing the doors," "I had just said." "You are so nasty!" "Can't you do it?" "Hey you!" "You are a goat thief?" "A goat thief is here for God?" "We must punish him." "Hey you!" "Then, it is my turn." "I will materialize what you imagine." "To prove that it is not a trick," "God-001, you help me." "Me?" "Come here." "Do you really mean it?" "!" "Look inside this canister." "Why don't you check it by yourself?" "You check." "Me?" "Yes." "Do you see anything strange and unusual?" "No." "Nothing in particular." "Then, return it to me." "Return it to me." "I know." "I was trying to put this lid firmly." "There." "Then, you go inside the box and stay there" "You are in the way." "In the way?" "!" "You have no manners." "Out of the way." "Out of the way." "You want me to be inside here, Right?" "That little boy!" "You, come here." "In this tea cannister," "If money is growing inside," "Don't you feel it exciting?" "Sure" "Then, imagine that in your head." "GUA PPA!" "(Means nothing)" "Open your eyes." "Give me your hands." "All for you." "You had given all..." "but that's our coin bank." "Money was inside, too." "Sure." "From distance, it looks like a Tea Canister." "But it has a Money Slot." "When God-001 was asked, if there was something unusual about this, he replied "No"." "A Coin Bank usually contains money." "That's not unusual." "But if you ask about it to God-001," "He will say, money was inside." "I don't think he comes back here." "eh?" "God-001 is gone!" "He run away?" "He was a fake, after all." "Let's look for him." "We can't let him go from this village alive." "We ran a lot, Muto." "Yes, Master." "That girl was so humiliating, Muto!" "Yes, Master." "Muto!" "Check here." "I do?" "Who else is here?" "Check it now!" "Big!" "So deep!" "He escaped!" "Find him!" "Who had done this?" "Maybe they were pushed from up there." "Look there." "Nensha Photography" "Real God punished them." "By any chance..." "You did it?" "eh?" "In a way..." "OK." "Ishiwara, arrest her." "Yes!" "Yabe, why are you here?" "Excuse me?" "Do you know him?" "Not that I know of..." "I don't know him at all." "Don't pretend that you don't know me." "You are under arrest and charged with homicide." "Why me?" "You just responded to "you did it?" with ahh mahh...in a way..." "Will you hold on a minute, detective?" "We are in the middle of examinations" ""Kami=Hair" "Kami=Paper" "Kami=God" To someone who wears toupee..." "Kami=God sounded like Kami=Hair." "to eliminate fake Gods from the real one." "We cannot let fake Gods go." "We must find fake ones immediately and punish them." "What's wrong with being Fake?" "What did you say?" "Fake ones will have their efforts and sorrows." "What do you think you know about these?" "You've convinced me totally." "I ask for forgiveness." "I'm sorry." "What's up?" "Ueda-san!" "God-001 was murdered." "Everyone thinks it was a punishment by God." "Not possible." "Probably the culprit is either one of two Gods:" "God-002 or God-003." "Either one is killing competitors." "So what it means is..." "We must get out of here immediately." "How about the treasure?" "No time to talk about it." "Not here." "How about this way?" "Not here!" "How about over there?" "What are you doing?" "I found her!" "I found her!" "Finally I found you." "What's the matter with you?" "Now you face showdown with the God-002." "I put those detectives into hot springs." "You know where the hot spring is." "Not really..." "Then, ask someone here." "ITO FUSHI MURA SHO-FU-KI KAN" "What are you doing?" "You have a wicked mind." "I have an eye on my foot." "Why there?" "God must check the world from the Heaven." "Having an eye on foot is more convenient." "I see." "I hope it's not Oyaji Gag of Uonome or something." "(Corn on the foot)" "Bunashi!" "(Means nothing)" "Entire foot is my eye." "I will show you my powerful foot." "Here, I have Ofuda Regular Humans use." "Regular Trump Cards..." "I see." "You call it that way." "Look!" "There are no tricks." "HEART, SPADE, DIAMOND, CLUB" "JOKERS, it has all." "You know all about it, then." "From here, you pick one Ofuda card you like." "Then, put it into this envelop." "You must not look at it." "By X-Ray Eye on my foot, I will read your card." "Yes, I can see it." "I see it." "QUEEN of HEART." "Open this envelop now." "Wait a minute." "You said you would read the card in an envelop using your foot." "You hid the envelope under your foot." "When you picked it up," "You replaced the envelop with the one you had already prepared." "In that envelop," "There was a card you already knew what it was." "The QUEEN of HEART, that is." "Where is the proof?" "Move your foot." "There must be an envelop under your foot." "Not that way." "Lift it." "Not that foot." "Hey!" "It's so much bullshit I can hardly stand it." "Why don't you show us something?" "You, detective, come over here." "Excuse me..." "Pardon me..." "From this bag, you pick one card that you like." "I can predict what you are going to pick." "You must let me blindfold you." "and you pick one card from here." "Well, then, you pick one card from this bag." "Take off your blindfold and look at the card." "Eight Of Spade" "Eight Of Spade" "Hey..." "How did you do that?" "This?" "This vinyl bag has two bags." "eh?" "Put a card right here." "the card you want someone to pick must be placed here." "Then, this card shall be picked accordingly." "You see?" "Then, it's fraud, isn't it?" "I am the Goddess." "Don't come close to me." "Fake Kami!" "( Hair=Kami God=Kami) is that person!" "Wait a minute." "As a matter of fact, we all come to believe" "God-003 is the real God." "Why?" "003-sama had given us an advice." "If someone shows up as God, just take a closer look at his or her hand." "If his or her hand movement is too natural, he or she is not God." "That's the proof of being a magician." "I use foot, you know." "I already know what you are." "It's about time..." "you stop this nonsense act." "You witnessed what had happened to God-001." "He was a fraud..." "...Con Man" "End of Story." "I punished him." "Punishment?" "But how?" "Nenriki Will Power" "You claim you used Nenriki Psychic Power or something?" "No." "He just slipped from the cliff by coincidence." "God can only control the fate of humans." "To control fate means to control probability." "Thus, to cause coincidence from it." "There are 10 Black Cards." "There are 10 Red Cards." "Shuffle well as many times as you like." "I shall deal 10 cards to each player." "Each player shows one card at a time face up on the table." "The object of the game is, if color matches," "We call it a pair and put them right here." "If no match," "We call it a wash and put them right here." "And if these piles of "Pair" turns out that the number of black and the red happens to be equal, I win." "If either color is more than others, You win." "From any point of view," "You have more advantages." "Shall we play the game?" "Wash" "Black Pair" "Wash" "Red Pair" "Black Pair" "Wash" "Black Pair" "Wash" "Red Pair" "This is the last one." "If both cards are red, I win." "My Winning Probability shall be 1/4 (25%)" "Then..." "There's no tricks." "Get out from the village immediately." "Unless otherwise," "I must punish you, too." "By a natural cause of death from any point of view." "You shall soon face death." "Be the Goddess little bit longer." "I'll come up with something, I promise." "Watch it!" "You shall face death." "Attention!" "What?" "What is it?" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Don't leave me here." "eh ?" "Really?" "!" "?" "Fire!" "Alert villagers put out fire!" "What are you doing in the middle of the night?" "Are you OK?" "Are you injured?" "Wait a minute." "Don't run away." "Ueda-san!" "Have you read my message?" "eh?" "I carved codes on the Large Tree Trunk." "Didn't you see it?" "That one..." "Ueda-san, you wrote it?" "Who else is here?" "I'm really at a loss..." "you abruptly told me..." "I felt a bit happy, of course." "What are you saying?" "Ueda-san!" "You are good at mathematics, aren't you?" "The statement of Fermat's Last Theorem is about as simple as any mathematical proposition could be:" "The equation has no solution for non-zero integers x, y, and z if n is an integer greater than 2." "Theorem A:" "If there is a solution (x, y, z, n) to the Fermat equation, then the elliptic curve defined by the equation is semistable but not modular." "Theorem B:" "All semistable elliptic curves with rational coefficients are modular" "When I was 8 years old..." "I solved Fermat's Last Theorem." "But I had already forgotten all about it." "Wash" "Black Pair" "Wash" "Wash" "Red Pair" "Wash" "Wash" "Black Pair" "Wait a moment" "Again the pair numbers are the same." "Each shows cards like this" "If colors don't match, it's wash." "Then, what it means is" "Wash Pile's red and black shall have the same number" "In short," "Cards in this pile, the number of black and the number of red must be the same." "I see." "Soon you shall face death." "That Goddamn fake God tricked me!" "He just hinted so that I get scared." "Who set fire to the cottage?" "It was me." "Huh?" "To save you, I set fire as diversion." "That's too dangerous." "I could've been burned to death." "I have something to tell you." "So I'm telling you that you shouldn't tell me abruptly." "Have you prepared Shizurana?" "Antidote Flower eh?" "Shizurana" "I wrote it there." "A I TA I ( I want to see you.)" "I MA KA RA." "(Right now)" "SHI ZU RA NA (Shizurana flower)" "TE HA I ( Prepare )" "Oh, I see." "I got to read it horizontally." "Yes, you are right." "It had no valid meanings." "Write it much better for easy understanding." "You are acting strange." "Where did 004 go?" "She was fake, after all." "You are right." "Found her!" "There she is!" "I feel I am melting..." "Yes, melting...." "Are you really OK?" "What about it?" "These are ONI statues in this village..." "Crying ONI..." "there are two of them." "Smiling ONI..." "there are three of them." "I will put one into each box and give one to you." "If you are real God," "You can tell whether the ONI inside is a smiling one or crying one." "You sit at the Left chair." "You take the Middle chair." "You sit at the Right chair." "We shall regard the first one who answered correctly, as our God." "Under one condition, however..." "Kanji of Doku (Poison) looks very similar to Kanji of Ichigo (strawberry)" "If the answer was incorrect, we must use that strawberry" "No, it's poison." "Not strawberry." "If the answer was incorrect," "Poison!" "Poison!" "take that Poison immediately." "Then, tell us your answer." "That's why I told you to prepare Shizurana." "Antidote Flower" "Ueda-san?" "Where are you?" "From this stage, I can see that box over there." "Then, what it means is that the person who sits here first can see what was put into the other person's box." "Yes" "God-002 had seen yours and God-003's contents." "God-003 knows the content of your box." "You are the only one with no vital information." "Then, there is no way to make a logical guess." "That's why I told you to prepare Shizurana." "So nobody knows anything, then?" "Then, three of you..." "must be considered fake." "I got the answer." "Wait a minute." "The one in this box is well... eh..." "Smiling ONI" "Is that so?" "Well..." "Say Smiling ONI!" "Smiling..." "Smiling... no..." "Crying..." "Which is it?" "It's a Smiling ONI." "Well done." "Now open your box." "Smiling..." "ONI" "Correct." "I knew it." "She is the Goddess." "He is running away." "Follow him." "Catch him." "You get a bit wiser now." "Your IQ must've been improved by associating with me." "eh?" "This is a very easy logic puzzle." "God-002 knows the content of God-003 and 004." "There are only 2 Crying ONIS." "If your content and and God-003's content is Crying ONI." "Then, God-002 will know immediately that his box contains Smiling ONI." "However," "He did not answer anything." "Then, God-003's box and your box combination must be" "Smiling ONI" " Crying ONI" "Crying ONI" " Smiling ONI" "Smiling ONI" " Smiling ONI" "However, if and only if your box contains Crying ONI," "God-003 will know immediately that his box contains Smiling ONI." "But again, he did not answer anything, either." "Then, the logical explanation leads this conclusion." "The content of your box is Smiling ONI." "Do you understand?" "Yeah, sort of to me anyway." "But do they really think it deep like that?" "In short," "The number of Smiling ONI is more than others." "Thus, the probability of Smiling Oni was much higher." "No way to depend upon such an easy guess." "But yet, if nobody answers," "They would have killed us all." "But now we can say that the treasure is all ours." "Oh, yeah." "Turtle!" "The God of Turtle..." "That's the Shintai object believed to contain the spirit of a deity." "A turtle starts to move..." "does it mean this rock moves?" "No way." "Turtle head..." "So huge..." "Trouble!" "Trouble!" "Trouble!" "Trouble!" "Trouble!" "Them, too..." "have you done it?" "Now you move to the next test." "Still more?" "A catastrophe is coming closer!" "Village will be vanished soon." "Kikuhime-san, No worry any more." "If she is real, she will stop the catastrophe." "You are not the Goddess, far from it." "You are exactly opposite to it." "Don't be wise." "According to the legend, 300 years ago," "God had performed Nensha Photography." "In fact, those 3 fake Gods, had strange patterns on their foreheads." "Paisley..." "Paisley?" "You transfer this pattern somewhere in the village..." "By tomorrow morning..." "This is the last test." "Paisley..." "If she can't perform Nensha photography" "Her life must end tomorrow." "I feel a bit sorry for her." "Such a young age..." "Turtle!" "The God of Turtle..." "U I YA YA" "E TE MA TSU" "DA RU DA HO" "KI KA A" "What is she saying?" "Some kind of prayers?" "KA NO SHI KA GO" "KA NO TA KO DA" "Where did she come from?" "DA YU KA I KA N" "SO KI JI NO FU TA GI" "I have no idea what she is saying." "SU TE YA NO A MA RO U" "TO KA RU NO NU RE TA RU RU" "O BI ZU A RI NI ZU" "What if ... she is trying to tell something to her allies outside." "That pattern is so complicated." "It's impossible to tell exactly by words." "U KA WA E RE RI DA TSU." "KA WO....." "I'm counting on you, Ueda!" "Watch your step." "This way, please." "Ah..." "Mayor." "You are really the Goddess." "Please excuse our behavior toward you." "Raise your head." "She vanished!" "Here, Right here!" "Then, I shall give you the voice of the Goddess." "There is no need to worry about a catastrophe." "I will definitely get rid of it." "But there is one condition you must follow." "I know there is a treasure in this village." "Surrender it to me." "What did she say?" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "What's the matter?" "We encountered..." "With the real God." "Wait." "She is the real the Goddess." "She is just an unknown magician." "I asked her to pretend to be the Goddess." "I'm sorry." "Even if there is a fake God, if your worries were saved..." "So where is the real God?" "At Shiranuji." "The one who lives there for more than 300 years is the real God." "God talks to our heart without using words." "Just a moment." "Nensha the ability to project images onto paper, photographs,etc." "with the mind." "She performed Nensha photography." "It may be this person had helped her." "Ueda!" "I saw him by coincidence." "He was tying thread around the neck of the turtle." "Turtle head?" "I see what he had done." "She rolled threads around the neck of the turtle in the hut." "She has copied my pattern there." "And her ally outside received the thread." "and he used this turtle's neck to reproduce the pattern." "And..." "Paisley..." "Your wrong doing using the Principle of FAX," "Seibai Famous Kill line or the phrase from Abarenbo Shogun Seibai=Punishment cannot be ignored." "You deserve punishment!" "Seibai!" "Idiot!" "This big useless looking man... is my ally outside, you say..." "NI KA GE NA RU I SHI (Nigerushika Nai" "Got to run)" "NIGERU SHIKA NAI." "(Got to run)" "Ueda-san!" "Go to Yabe-san!" "He is at the hot springs." "Follow her." "Go around that way." "Are you really OK?" "Are you really OK?" "Yabe-san!" "Hey you, What do you want?" "Help me." "Don't come here." "I beg you." "She should be around here." "Hello, everyone." "With me, Yabe of the Metropolitan Police Department..." "They are not detectives." "They were checking toilet bowls without getting any permissions." "They must be allies of this girl." "They are searching for the village treasure." "That's misunderstanding." "Then, why?" "Why were you checking toilet?" "Well, that was the order from the top..." "Don't they know the time to give up?" "I got it." "If you insist, I will surrender him to you." "You can boil him, grill him, whatever you want." "Can I wear something?" "Everyone, thank you for your Mountain Hunt." "From now, we shall commence searching God-004." "Running away from the problems only guarantees a whole new set of problems!" "I saw through your diabolical plot." "Through and through!" "Nobody is around me..." "to pay attention to my speech..." "Ueda-san, I vow to fight through the problems." "Thanks to kind cooperation of Itofushi Women's Association," "We have lunch boxes for all of you." "Every group leader should come to Cable TV Station." "Let me repeat once more." "Excuse me?" "May I?" "U I KA E TE DAI" "KI RU" "U I KA" "E TE" "DA I" "KI RU" "Ueda Kiiteru ka?" "(Ueda, are you listening?" ")" "Yamada!" "KO SHI NI KA NI KI" "RE NA I MI YA MA" "KA NU TSU SA TSU SU" "RA JI TE MA TE" "KO SHI NI KA NI KI" "RE NA I MI YA MA" "KA NU TSU SA TSU SU" "KOREKARA SHINANUJI NI ITSUTE KAMISAMA NI ATSUTE KIMASU." "(I will go to Shinanuji and meet God)" "MO TE TE TO TA DE KI TA DA TAI" "SHI KA KU GA RA MO GA RA SA SU KI" "I E RU DE SO TSU MU U N KE MA" "KI TSU KO KI RE TE I E WO NI SU" "If I can come back alive and if I feel like doing so, I will come to rescue Ueda-san But do not depend upon it." "Let me apologize what I had done to you." "MOSHI IKI TE KAETSU TE KURUKOTO GA DEKI TARA," "SORE DE MOTSUTE KIGAMUITARA UEDA SAN WO TASUKE NI IKIMASU." "DE MO AMARI KITAI SHINAIDE KUDASAI." "IMA MADE NO KOTO ZENBU GOMEN NA SAI" "You came here just as I had expected." "You are..." "Surprised?" "I am the Goddess." "How old are you?" "It's not true that you've been living here for 300 years." "Why are you hiding here?" "I am not just hiding." "The Sun sets 27 minutes later." "Then, I go outside secretly." "In the day time," "I stay in the darkness just counting numbers." "Why?" "I must do it as I am the Goddess." "This village will vanish soon." "Do you know something?" "Then, I will give you a hint." "You saved me in the woods." "Pick one and remember it." "Secretly...so that I don't know what it is." "Now I show you 3 Ofudas at a time, Onne-san." "You confirm only in heart whether you see the Ofuda you remembered." "You could not find your Ofuda anywhere." "It is natural as each Ofuda has different figure." "But I am capable of finding Onee-san's Ofuda." "This one?" "No tricks at all." "Just because I am the Goddess, I know what you had remembered." "I told you not to come here." "You, two..." "That little girl is... our child." "Her name is Kotomi." "Why are you keeping her here?" "That girl was not supposed to exist." "eh?" "We were born in this village." "So we were together all along." "As a result, she became pregnant." "As a village custom, we asked Kikuhime-san to tell us about our child's future." "Then..." "You must not bear this child." "This child brings a catastrophic disaster to the village without fail." "This village has been performing marriage within the village for a long time." "So the possibility is very high... we might be siblings." "But she insisted on having a baby." "So we raised our child secretly right here." "The Goddess must not leave from here." "If you leave this place, your body will be soiled." "But we really wanted to make villagers acknowledge this child." "So we made Kotomi the Goddess." "From the beginning, we planned to use you." "We placed a threatening letter in your apartment." "Don't go to Itofushi Mura Village." "You shall be killed by the Turtle." "This way, you can get rid of all fake Gods gathered in the village." "3 fake Gods were killed by myself and Kanzaki." "Muto, you are very cute." "Yo!" "When you meet someone in the mountain, we must say Hello." "You see?" "He..help!" "Muto!" "And lastly if you vanished..." "Don't worry." "You helped us this far..." "We don't even think of killing you..." "Behind this place, you can find a secret path." "You shall reach Kisa Mura Village, 10 km away from here." "You do not come back to this village." "This is the village treasure." "I'll give it to you." "Our family's task was to keep this treasure." "We killed Usui-san, who was trying to find this treasure." "But we don't need it any more." "Why?" "Our real treasure is Kotomi, our child only." "You take that treasure with you." "You escape from this village with the treasure." "If sold, you'll get several million yen." "What's your problem?" "Do you have anything you must value other than this treasure?" "I don't need it." "I have something I must cherish." "What is it?" "What is your valuable thing?" "Kotomi!" "Go back." "You must not come here." "Outside world... you have something you must keep other than the treasure." "Kotomi!" "Onee-chan!" "Onee-chan!" "Kotomi!" "Kotomi!" "Come back." "Kotomi!" "Maguai!" "Maguai!" "Oh..." "I lost." "Excuse me?" "What do you want?" "What do you think?" "What do you think?" "Like Bull's?" "!" "Wait!" "Wait up!" "You, with Big Penis!" "Hold it!" "Wait!" "Wait." "Wait big one!" "Wait!" "Get him!" "Ueda-san!" "You are..." "By any chance..." "I am the Goddess." "No way." "This small kid is not the Goddess." "Kotomi!" "Kotomi!" "Kotomi?" "What do you mean?" "You..." "this child is..." "Yes." "This is our child you ordered us to kill 10 years ago." "This child must die." "If she lives, a catastrophic disaster will come to the village." "Kikuhime-san!" "Evil spirits, Vanish with this!" "Stop it!" "Father!" "Father!" "Koto..." "Kotomi..." "Why...you had done such a thing..." "A Catastrophe is coming." "You are all doomed." "Are you telling the truth?" "We were wrong." "What do you think she can do?" "Too late." "You all die." "You'll know it soon." "We can't let this child live." "Village should vanish." "Wait!" "Look!" "Woods are on fire!" "Okaa-san!" "Okaa-san!" "Mother!" "Our village is finished." "So this is the catastrophe..." "You caused all of this." "You cursed the real God." "Wait!" "Mother!" "I came to deliver Ofudas you ordered." "You, by any chance..." "Yamada Sensei?" "Why mountains are on fire?" "She is a well known Shodo Calligrapher." "Just for our last defense," "I have ordered Ofudas via Internet." "Mayor!" "What are you saying?" "They are useless." "Look at the mountains." "Calm down." "From the ancient times, it is said that the character has mysterious power." "And it has ability to stop catastrophe, too." "Just one character..." "It means "Fire"="Hi"" "If you get two of this, you get "Flame"="Honou"" "Three will become "Blaze"="Kaen"" "And if we add" "water..." "Flame will become dim..." "If we add more water,... it becomes " Fresh Water"="Tansui"" "Now it has nothing to do with fire." "That is... one and only way to stop fire is... to add water... add more water,... and add much more water." "That's all there is to it." "We all know it..." "even you don't have to tell us." "Then, why not rush to add water!" "Put out the fire now!" "Put out the fire!" "Prove you are a man." "Go!" "Mother?" "It happens that there was a good size order ... so I came here." "But you..." "I'm sorry." "Excuse my saying so... but mother, please don't scold her so much." "I will tell Naoko-san firmly later." "Besides this is not the first time I got involved in her selfishness." "I must apologize to Ueda Sensei." "She has been giving you trouble all the time." "No." "Don't even mention it." "Mother." "Don't call her Mother." "With that pace of fire, this place is also in danger." "But do you think this is the real catastrophe Kotomi-chan was talking about?" "Besides a turtle shall be moving..." "What does it mean?" "Turtle?" "Anii..." "Fire smokes!" "Villagers might burn us alive?" "!" "So we are now smoked salmon, aren't we?" "Help!" "Help!" "Kotomi-chan was feeling something right here." "Oh, yes." "Kotomi-chan told me that this was a hint." "This?" "Give it to me." "Time piece..." "Eh?" "There's no time piece around here." "But she knew what time it was precisely." "The sun sets 27 minutes later." "She might have had the ability to know the length of time." "I heard something like that before." "It's just like "Perfect Pitch" Time Version." "One minute, one hour or one day..." "Without the use of a time piece," "They can tell the length of time accurately." "Just like me." "Probably Sensei is correct." "With that, we can now explain why she knew what card you had remembered." "Look." "From here, you remember one Ofuda." "And then, she showed you 3 Ofudas as a unit." "And you must check if you could find" "Ofuda you remembered is inside the bundle." "At that time, she was watching your eyes." "She was checking how long it took for you to say NO." "In the bunch where similar figure was included," "Your reaction to say NO takes a bit longer." "You are right, Mother." "You already knew it, Sensei, from the beginning." "Yes, of course." "Mother." "You are lying." "In addition, don't call her Mother." "Naoko!" "But what's her ability got to do with the turtle?" "Hold right there." "This sound..." "The pitch is getting faster, isn't it?" "Hey!" "Open this gate!" "Aniki, fire is getting closer." "Very closer." "Mother, you shouldn't overdo it." "I'm sorry I should've known..." "From here on, you two should go alone." "eh?" "You know, that this is not the time." "Look at the character "Person"" "A person must lean against each other." "If a child is born, it becomes a Big as family." "If you are capable," "A Dog can be adopted." "If you are more capable, you eat a lot..." "You become Fat." "See?" "Mother!" "I understand all." "Leave everything up to us." "Naoko..." "We'll be going now." "What did you understand about?" "Someone, do something, will you please?" "!" "We're gonna die..." "Burning everywhere..." "Ueda-san..." "The sound we heard at the cave is coming from here." "300 years ago, this village experienced Flush Flood." "And the village sunk under water." "Dam..." "River..." "Underwater..." "Possibly river water is accumulating gradually in the underground reservoir." "Thus, it causes flush flood when it reaches the max capacity." "This turtle look-alike rock is a lid to the underwater." "That girl had noticed the Pitch Interval of Sound has been reducing gradually." "When the turtle moves," "A Catastrophe comes to the village." "Then, sooner or later," "This will pop out?" "!" "Anyhow, we must leave this place." "Hey, You!" "Ueda-san..." "We just remove this turtle from this place." "Eh?" "This is a lid, isn't it?" "We can put out the fire with this water." "I see." "A Simple Lever can be applied." "The distance from the Effort End to the Fulcrum is X" "The distance from the Load End to the Fulcrum is Y" "The needed Power E to move this turtle is..." "Ueda!" "Stop mumbling, just help." "Add more water, it becomes fresh water." "It moved a bit." "Let's do it one more time." "Ueda!" "More Power!" "More Power!" "Add water, flame becomes dim, add more water, it becomes Fresh Water." "A turtle is your friend." "More Power!" "Add water, flame becomes dim, and add more water, it becomes Fresh Water." "Be a man!" "More Power!" "Wow, A Turtle Power!" "Ueda-san!" "We did it." "Add more water, then it becomes Fresh Water." "Add water, flame becomes dim, and add more water, it becomes Fresh Water." "Add water, flame becomes dim, and add more water, it becomes Fresh Water." "Anii...water is flying in the air!" "Stop it, will you?" "Stop water!" "My hair gets wet." "Stop it." "Look!" "This is the Power Of The Character!" "Stop it, I said." "I'll kill you everyone." "Show yourself and fight with me." "Bring me guns!" "All over..." "Ueda-san!" "What is it?" "If we put our mind and soul to it, there's nothing we can do." "Let's go and appeal our work." "We shall ignore the fact you pretended to be the Goddess." "Leave this village at once." "We shall ignore...?" "We are the ones who saved the village." "Raise your heads." "You are the real Goddess." "Please stay in this village forever." "My beloved believers..." "I have many people in the world that I must save." "Asia, Africa, South America..." "I must go to all those places." "I must!" "But if you insist..." "I shall grant you to own these Ofudas." "These are very powerful and effective ones." "There are 3 classes, Shou=Pine, Chiku=Bamboo and Bai=Plum" "Price is..." "up to your heart." "Just for your references..." "I happen to have a suggested price list." "Take it, please." "She is the one who only seeks money." "Matsu(Pine) is the deluxe course, 50,000 yen." "Take(Bamboo) is the executive course, 10,000 yen." "Ume (Plum) is the economy course, 5,000 yen." "10 of 5,000 yen Ofuda has the equal value of 50,000 yen Ofuda, of course." "Why did you ignore my message at that time?" "I carved codes on the tree trunk outside the hut." "That's not important any more." "Wait!" "A I TA I I MA KA RA SHI TSU RA NA TE HA I I want to see you now." "Prepare Shizurana." "See all written here." "You read this vertically..." "What's the meaning of this?" "It's not important!" "We'll go now." "Thanks to you, Ueda-san, we could not get the treasure." "Treasure?" "!" "Where is the treasure?" "That's why I am telling you." "Thanks to you, Ueda-san," "I could not get the treasure." "What do you mean?" "Special Service Course is... 10 year warranty... at 5,000,000 yen" "Why?" "The hot news just came in." "The Government has announced its cancellation of "Flush Toilet Movement" in conjunction with the Economy Stimulus package." "The cancellation of this project would give a big blow to the current Japanese Economy." "We expect the cabinet members must take responsibilities." "Turn Right and left!" "Turn Right and left." "Lean forward." "Everyone must move vigorously." "If read vertically," "I I O V E" "Y O U." "T R E A S U R E" "N O" "C A R E." "I love you." "I don't care about the treasure." "Fire!" "Water!" "What are they gonna do to us?" "Isn't it possible that they'd just forgotten us?" "Excuse me?" "Anybody here?" "Right here." "We are still here!" "Yamada Naoko..." "Nakama Yukie Ueda Jiro..." "Abe Hiroshi Yabe Kenzo..." "Namase Katsuhisa" "Kanzaki Haruo..." "Yamashita Shinji Minamigawa Etsuko..." "Yoshimoto Miyoko Ishihara Tatsuya..." "Maehara Kazuki" "God 001..." "Takenaka Naoto God 002..." "Bengal God 003..." "Ishibashi Renji" "Yamada Gozo..." "Okada Masumi Yamada Satomi..." "Nogiwa Yoko" "Hey!" "Get us out of here!" "Stop showing credit lines!" "Just hold..." "Don't show credit lines, I say." "I haven't done..." "haven't shown our ability at all." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Our job is over already?" "No significant role at all..." "Hey, we'll cause something terrible here." "Yes, we will!" "New murder or something!" "Anii is really scary." "Do you hear?" "A new case by me!" "AITAI IMAKARA ASHISURABEYA ( I want to see you now.)" "If I read it vertically," "I love..." "Ueda!" "You, why you don't play a good role all the time?" "Huh?" "I carried a turtle." "I rolled thread around the turtle neck." "And I drew patterns." "I did all." "I cannot see you doing all those things." "Be seeing or to be seen..." "that's not the question." "Oh, yes." "If I read it vertically," "I love..." "Ueda!" "What?" "What is it?" "My apartment is gonna be torned down." "What do I care?" "Let me stay with you temporarily." "No." "Why not?" "I have my own lonely and slimy life." "What is it?" "You've even tried to live with a culprit recently." "Oh, I almost forgot." "If read vertically," "I love..." "Oh, Yes!" "What is it?" "What happened to that?" "What do you mean by that?" "That one, you know..." "Your fieldwork for Donto Koi Chojyo Gensho." "Ahh... that one." "All done." "Done?" "I've already finished all works for Part 3." "I think the part 3 will be a good one, too." "Thank you." "Not at all." "Ueda!" "Huh?" "Give me your payment for the book." "No way." "Why not?" "You must realize that I had done all your work." "We are going home." "Ueda!" "Lend me 5000 yen." "I can't go home, without it." "Prepared for friends at alt.binaries.multimedia.japanese" "TRICK THE MOVIE E N D"