"My name is edward." "By now, you have forgotten all about me." "But you need to listen very carefully to what I have to say." "First, call your wife and tell her you're going to miss the soccer game." "Your life depends on it." "paris, france  paris, france 48 hours earlier" "The exchange is going down now." "I got eyes." "You better be right about this." "We're giving more than we're getting tonight." "It was the fastest way to let the kgb know that I was in paris." "I had to be sure natasha would be here." "Bring her in, edward." "I don't need to tell you she's the only way to the marbles." "Gotta go, mavis." "capture:frm@·ëîµ sync:frs@annagaox" "Did I wake you?" "I've never seen you sleep." "I don't like to sleep." "Not when I'm awake." "It says in your file that you're an insomniac." "What else does it say in my file?" "Not much..." "Considering I've been writing it for ten years." "My handlers say you're either very simple or very complicated." "What do you think?" "I think you're the closest thing I ever had to a boyfriend." "So what do you say, edward?" "Am I the girl of your dreams?" "I don't dream." "You're a bastard." "We don't really know each other." "Don't let an act of deception turn into an act of self-Deception." "I'm looking for uzi kafelnikof." "Why would you go and do something stupid like that?" "He took something that doesn't belong to him." "I know the feeling." "Anyway, if you're looking for uzi," "You don't need my help." "Sooner or later, uzi will look for you." "Hello." "Well, I do need a 7:00 a.M. Wake-Up call." "No, I will not need any breakfast." "But I will need turndown service." "Can you tell me what time checkout is?" "Can you please arrange a car for a pickup tomorrow morning?" "It's always a job." "my own worst enemy s01e01" "5210 s.Grand avenue los angeles" "Who's winning?" "I am." "It's not a bad suit." "I believe he buys 'em right off the rack." "What happened in france?" "God created the most beautiful place on earth." "Then he put the french there to even things out." "Never mind god." "Why did I put you there?" "You were told to bring her in." "I was told to bring her in if I could." "You spent three hours making love to her." "Tell me, edward," "At one point did the situation become untenable?" "Right after she killed the bed." "She was our best link to uzi." "You wouldn't have broken her." "Don't tell me what I wouldn't have done." "You let your feelings get in the way of an assignment." " My what?" " I am of the opinion that you defied a direct order" "To save an asset you developed feelings for from torture." "You're projecting, mavis." "I didn't feel one way or the other about her." "I just wanted to get laid." "It's been a while since I've been out." "There's a reason you have" "Um, sorry to interrupt." "Uh, he's gonna be late if we don't get a move-On." "How was paris?" "They won't let you smoke anymore." "Next thing you know, they'll stop being rude." "Yeah, welcome to the new world order." " How was the mission?" " I killed it." " You feelin' okay?" " That all depends." "Did the angels beat the white sox?" "8 to 7 in la." " Any migraines?" " No." "Any continuity issues?" "Bruises, gunshots, knife wounds?" "No, no." "Nah." "Wait." " I cut myself shaving." " Where?" " Under the chin, left of center." " Got it." "Any conversations with the wife he needs to remember?" "She says he's having sex with his job." "Prepping remote switch." "Initiating memory feed." "And what nail biting adventures did he have this trip?" "A riveting conference in akron." "Ate at an all-You-Can-Eat breakfast buffet." "Shook hands with some nametags." "Watched some hotel porn." "Girl on girl." "Got stuck in coach next to a fat guy who snored." "A smooth flight." "The shaving cut." "Did you say it was the right or left side of the jaw?" "I said left." "Ready to go to sleep?" "Does it matter?" "Good night, edward." "Good morning." "transfer complete" "Henry, you're late." "How was akron?" "Room full of nametags." "Good buffet, though." "How was your flight?" "Guy snored the whole time." "Put his head on my shoulder." "I think I'm emotionally scarred." "I'm sure the doc will want to hear all about it." " You're seeing her this afternoon." " No." " You like her." " I don't like her." "I don't dislike her." "She's a very smart lady." "Smart?" "Oh, I'm sure that's how most men would describe dr." "Skinner." "Just because dr." "Skinner's an attractive woman doesn't mean I think about her that way." "french" "That was french." "Yeah, that's what they speak in france." "What?" "What'd I say?" "I just remembered having the strangest dream." "I was paralyzed, uh," "Spectator in my own body." "Detached." "I could hear, see, feel." "But I couldn't speak, couldn't move." "Where were you when you had this dream?" "When I went to bed, I was at a hotel in akron, ohio." "You say it tentatively, like maybe, at some point, you left?" "She called me edward." "Do you ever have dreams where people call you by another name, doc?" "Let's stick with you, henry." "You've always told me you didn't dream." "You always said everybody dreams, even if they don't remember." "That's true." "Not for me, it isn't." "Now, I've been trying to look at this like a puzzle." "You solve any puzzle by starting with what you know to be a fact." "And what is it you know to be a fact in this case, henry?" "Last night, I was in paris." "In a beautiful hotel, with a beautiful woman." "Now, I know what you're thinking, doc." "But I did not make this woman up." "Okay, so you saw her in the hotel lobby in akron." "You saw her at dinner." "She was at the conference." "I went online." "I looked up the hotel." "Chateau lyonnaise, 23 rue saint anne, second." "It's a real place and that is a real address." "The last time you were in paris." "I've never been to paris." "I checked my passport." "You saw a movie." "I found these in my pocket." "You ever bring home a souvenir from a dream, doc?" "Hey." "Hey, you." "Hey, dad." "What's that, I've been gone for two days," "All I get's a "hey, dad"?" "You go away for two days every two days." "Well, I missed you." "Hey, mom, how about the grand canyon?" "Wait a minute." "I thought we agreed on washington." "What are we talking about here?" "Our family vacation." "Ruthy, I thought that was supposed to be a secret." "I overheard you and mom." "You overheard?" "Listen, family vacations cost a lot of money." "You got a raise." "You're a little spy." "Don't call her that." "I don't mind." "I like it." "That raise was a cost of living adjustment." "To adjust to living with two very expensive children." "Mom's the one with the shoe addiction." " Go help set the table." " Good point, son." " How was akron?" " Ah..." "I had trouble sleeping." "Bad dreams." "Oh, I'm sorry." "This is tony." "Why am I awake?" "Are we going somewhere?" "System says you're asleep." "Well, who are you going to believe?" "Uh, this isn't possible." "What's the protocol for something like this?" "We don't have protocols for things that don't happen, edward." "I have to put you back to bed." "Look, we have rules." "Why don't you give me an hour to watch baseball highlights," "And I won't tell mavis that you're playing world of warcraft on her billion-Dollar mainframe." "Fine." "You have exactly one hour." "Dialing mavis heller." "Hello?" "We have a problem." "Should I initiate termination protocols?" "No." "Henry." "Tom, jr." "Says your kid laid a smackdown on another kid last night," "I'm sorry I missed that." "You weren't there either?" "I wasn't even there for him to tell me about it." "He texted me." "I try to make it to birthdays." "Morning, sophie." "God, I would tap that like a mafia phone line." "No, you wouldn't." "No, I wouldn't." "Angie thinks I'm sleeping with my job." "Tell me about it." "My three-Year-Old calls every guy she sees "daddy."" "You think that's gonna turn out good?" "And every year, I walk into brantley's office and tell him that I'm quitting," "And every year, I walk out of there with a big, fat raise." "Which reminds me, I'm quitting next week." "They need you in albany." "Brighton's having a meltdown." "In a few years, when your kid is in the campus bell tower" "Picking off other students with a rifle," "Yelling about how daddy was never there," "Just remember:" "I called it." "Flight's in at 6:00." "You're at the marriott." " I need to call my" " I already called angie." "She said you owe her a date." "Thanks." "She sound pissed?" "Not at me." "Spivey's in the box." "Who are you talking to?" "You ask that every time." "Edward albright." "You're actually sending raymond after uzi." "I'm sending raymond after the marbles." "Uzi kafelnikof is a secondary objective." "Raymond knows how to follow orders." "Is this about paris?" "This is about you being personally invested in this case." "Uzi put a price on your head." " Ten million." " Really?" "He is also taking this personally." "You did kill his woman." "Send raymond after the marbles." "I want uzi." "Edward, that's what I'm afraid of." "I get it, mavis." "The marbles come first." "But this is important to me." "Don't disappoint me." "Never." "ochakovo district moscow" "Target is in range." "Do you have the package?" "Negative, avenger." "I have a clear shot." "Hold on the primary objective." "I have a shot now." "Stand down, avenger." "Avenger, the light is red." " What?" " I repeat." "Red." "Do not take the shot." "Well, who is this?" "Where are you?" "Avenger." "My name's henry." "Get out of there!" "Please." "Why are you guys doing this?" "What do you want?" "I don't understand what you're saying!" "What is this?" "I told you to watch him, not touch him." "Uzi, we were having a little fun." "Let me see you gun." "Shoot him." "No, lexei, don't!" "Okay." "Now we've all had some fun." "Leave me with my old friend." "I'm sorry, edward." "That shouldn't have happened." "In my day we tortured for information, not pleasure." "Lucky bastard." "I blame video games." "I don't know what you're saying." "I speak english." " English." " English." "English." "I warned natasha not to underestimate you, edward." "My name's not edward." "Recognize these?" "No, I don't." "I don't know why I'm here." "I don't know what you want." "I don't-- I don't know any edward." "My name is henry." "Henry spivey." "I'm an american citizen." "You're making a terrible mistake!" "You once made a mistake." "Last time we saw one another." "You tried to kill me slowly." "Don't you think I'd remember doing that?" "Don't you think I would?" "Those who fail to learn from history," "Edward..." "Die." "Lucky bast" "What the hell is happening?" "Who are you?" " Can you hear me?" " Yes!" "Do exactly as I say." "Grab the case." "Stay behind me." "Don't let go." "Stay close to me." "Get down!" "Stay with me." "Get down!" "Watch that case." "Come on." "Let's go!" "Stay down!" "Stay down!" "Get in the truck." "Tom?" "Yeah, I have spivey and the package." "Negative." "The target's in the wind." "We're on our way to the extraction." "What the hell?" "What's going on?" "Is that russian?" "What are we, in russia?" "Tom!" "Please talk to me, tom!" "My name's not tom." "I still don't get it." "We've been friends for ten years." "I--I--We play golf together." " I've been to your wedding." " Different guy." "Come on, tom!" "My name's not tom." "It's raymond." "Okay?" "There." "Now shut up." "I have to make a phone call." "Who are you gonna call?" "Tom grady's wife." " What?" " Listen, you say a word," "You breathe too loud, I'm gonna have to hit you." "Hard." "Well, I really don't want to spend another night in cleveland either." "Well, I won't miss your mother." "I just won't see her." "I'll be back before you know it, baby." "Yeah." "I know." "Well, I love you too, baby." "Hey, give the kids a kiss from daddy." "Bye." "Can I call my wife?" "No, no, you can't call your wife." "Who is that?" "Our ride." "We're catching a plane out of kuusamo." "I don't even know where that is." "It's okay." "You're riding in the back." "Start her up!" "Let's go!" "We don't--We don't have to do this." "They'll be looking for you at the border." "Well, what if something happens to you?" "You'll suffocate and die." "It'll be agonizing." "los angeles international iarport" "Raymond." "Who the hell are you people?" "And why am I here?" "That is the puzzle of the moment." "Excuse us, raymond." "Who is edward?" "Are we the same people?" "That's what we existentialists would call a doozy." "I don't believe I'm gonna say this." "You brainwashed me?" "Brainwashing is something they do in the movies, henry." "We manifested a divergent identity dormant" "In a sealed-Off portion of the medial temporal lobe," "Creating a split personality." "How could you do this to me?" "Participation in the program was solely on a voluntary basis." "I didn't volunteer." "No, you didn't." "But edward did." "What?" "Edward albright was born march 15, 1969 in spokane, washington." "Henry spivey was born 19 years ago right here in this facility." "We didn't experiment on you, henry." "You are the experiment." "garment district los angeles" "Welcome home, henry." "This isn't my home." "Your wife isn't expecting you until tomorrow." "Thought you might stay here," "Give you a chance to think things over." "I know it's a lot to process." "So he signed up for this?" "Edward" "He willingly threw his life away." "He gave his life to a cause." "Why?" "I asked edward that same question." "He said, "to prove the existence of free will" "A person must do a thing he does not want to do."" "It doesn't make any sense." "It does, if you know edward." "You know, this place," "We only learned about its existence last year." "Edward's different from the others." "He has secrets." "How many others are there?" "Get some rest." "We'll figure out what went wrong and we will fix it." "Put everything back in its right place." "I know it's late." "I just wanted to hear your voice." "Okay." "Uh, you remember when we met, right?" "Of course, hon." "Why?" "Yeah, I asked you if I could buy you drink." "You said you already had one." "I said, "can I reimburse you for the one you have?" Right?" "That happened exactly like that, right?" "Of course." "Why would you ask that?" "You sound so sad." "I guess I" "I do sound kind of sad." "I'm sorry I woke you." "What a dick." "Thank you!" "Now for a poem." "Roses are red, violets are blue." "I'm a split personality, and so am I!" "Guy likes baseball." "No." "edward airbright personal effects" "edward albright leads huskies to state spokane couple dies in tragic car accident" "obituaries edward albright" "I won the medal of honor." "Mavis, this doesn't look like russia." "Henry woke up while you were in moscow." "Raymond got him out." "I'll send raymond a fruitcake." "What the hell's happening to me?" "Tony's running a full panel of remote diagnostics." "Who else knows?" "Tony, raymond, and I." " What about the case?" " I have it." " Uzi?" " He's still breathing." "Uzi's lost his marbles." "Clearly he's gonna come looking for them." "If henry talked in moscow, we're an easy target." "Got any kind of plan for my sleeping disorder?" "Or do I have to start looking over my shoulder for raymond?" "Henry gets a raise tomorrow." "Goes back the way we made him." "Henry, is that you?" "Who else would it be?" "When you called earlier you sounded so sad." "I have two gorgeous children." "A beautiful wife." "What can I possibly have to be sad about?" "Henry." "Mommy." "Henry." "Oh, smells fantastic." "What's going on?" "I made you breakfast." "That's not breakfast." "It's a feast." "Yes, it is." "Just a little thank-You and..." "A wow for last night." "What happened last night?" "What didn't happen last night?" "Mom, come on!" "Coming." "I'm coming!" "Okay, eat fast or you'll be late." "I'll see you at the soccer game." "Bye." "don't touch my car!" "Ever!" "You bastard." "You slept with my wife?" "Hey, pal." "Tom?" "Who else would it be?" "Movin' a little slow today?" "One of those mornings." "Yeah?" "How was albany?" "Albany?" "Dude...brighton?" "The meltdown?" " Oh..." " Wake up." "Yeah, yeah, albany." "It was, uh..." "Hey, uh...where are you from again, tom?" "Omaha." "Oh." "Your folks still live there?" "No." "They died when I was two." "I didn't know that." "Sorry." "How about your folks?" "They, uh--Heh." "They died in a car accident." "Raymond." "Your parents didn't die in a car accident, henry." "Edward albright's parents died in a car accident." "Good morning, raymond." "Your name's henry spivey." "You work on 33." "You're a strategic management consultant." "You're colleagues and friends with a guy named tom grady." "Your mother died in a fire." "You never knew your father." "When you see me you call me tom." "If you hear someone call the name edward," "You ignore it." "And if somebody asks you how albany was," "You had better have an answer." "Don't ask people about their dead parents." "Don't linger on faces around the office, trying to figure out who's who." "Otherwise, somebody's gonna get hurt." "Somebody help me!" "We can erase your memories, or we can kill you." "Clear?" "What are you gonna do to me?" "We're gonna fix you." "We're gonna put you to bed, and wake up edward." "And then, when you wake up," "You'll just be henry spivey." "Please don't do this to me." "Maybe--Maybe I could work here-- I could help you!" "Do you speak 19 languages?" "Can you hold your breath for five minutes underwater?" "Because edward can." "Well, what if I don't want to forget?" "I want my life to be real!" "Don't worry, henry." "You'll think it's real." "This can't be happening!" "Hey, honey." "Uh, no, I didn't realize the time." "The, uh, the soccer game." "Oh, I just gotta go upstairs and change." "I'll see you there." " May I help you?" " Edward." "My name's henry." "So you keep saying." "Fish hook." "You've got a beautiful home, beautiful family." "So I hope we can resolve our objectives before they return." "What are you doing eating with your hands?" "Go make a sandwich." "Manners are pitiful." "Now..." "I'm gonna ask you questions." "Every time you lie to me I'm gonna execute a member of your family." "Nod your head if you believe me." "Good." "Tape" " I'll do whatever you say!" " Shut up, shut up, shut up." " You remember me?" " No!" "We never met before?" "No, I told you, I don't know who you" "Oh, god!" "You...are..." "lying." "I don't know any edward!" "My name is henry!" "Henry spivey!" "Yeah, that's my voice, but I-I don't know" "I don't know--I don't know any edward!" "Who is edward?" "Edward is a very dangerous man," "Yet somehow...he is you." "This is gonna end very badly for you if you don't get me the case back." "What case?" "I already told you, I don't know any" "You seem like a smart guy, henry." "Now let's pretend you're two smart guys." "What would the other smart guy do with my case?" "I don't know!" "Oh, god!" "Three, two" "W-W-Wait--Wait--Wait!" "Let me--Let me think!" "Let me think!" "Okay, okay." "Think." "Think!" "All right, let's say I'm two people." "Let's say I am two people." "Let's say I am two people." " Henry." " Let's say I am two people." "Henry, henry!" "What are you doing?" "We solve any puzzle by starting with what you know to be a fact." "Okay, what do you know to be a fact?" "I am two people." "I filled my tank yesterday." "This morning it was on empty." "I checked for leaks." "There aren't any." "That's not my shovel." "This is not my gps tracker." "Although I've used one just like it camping with my son." "Maybe I can pull the coordinates up, see who used it last." "Got it." "Maybe edward buried your case." "Let's go for a ride." "What it must be like," "I mean to be two people who occupy the same body," "But who can never meet or communicate." "Get him some water." "I've known edward for a decade." "Studied this man looking for a weakness." "And just when I conclude he is without vulnerability," "I meet you, then." "You like me to tell you about your shadow...henry?" "Well..." "If I had to sum up edward in a thousand words or less," "He is a psychopath." "He really must be if you think so." "Touche." "But don't get me wrong." "Edward is the last of a dying breed." "He is a...craftsman." "But" "Oh, hey." "Okay." "Dig it up." "And pass it slowly to my friend here." "Okay, good." "Get it out." "I'm gonna have him open it up." "And if it's booby-Trapped," "Well, I guess I'll have to drive myself home." "You got a very loyal employee." "He doesn't speak english." "Open it." "Are they there." "There are worse final resting places, you know." "Nothing up your sleeve?" "Really?" "Just a man who cares about his family more than he cares about himself." "Well, I'll--I'll be sure to let your wife know that before she dies." "We had a deal." "I get you feinburg's marbles, you leave my family alone." "I lied." "I never told you they were called feinburg's marbles." "You were right." "Edward and I can't meet." "But we can communicate." "He wanted me to give you a message." "Dosvidanya." "Hey, honey." "Uh, no, I didn't realize the time." "The, uh, the soccer game." "Oh, I just gotta go upstairs and change." "I'll see you there." "Okay, bye." "My name is edward." "By now you have forgotten all about me." "But you need to listen very carefully to what I have to say." "First call your wife and tell her you're going to miss the soccer game." "Your life depends on it." "There's no time for you to be in shock, henry." "There are men coming here to kill you." "And they will succeed if you don't do exactly as I say." "I'm sure you have a million questions." "But right now there's only two things you need to know." "This is a gps tracker." "It will be in the back of your car." "Inside the gps tracker," "There is a detonator." "Now for the fun part." "Edward." "Steal from me again." "My days of protecting you are over, edward." "It's henry." "Yeah." "We used your marbles as bait." "I underestimated you, mr." "Spivey." "That seems to be happening a lot lately." "I got to admit I do a pretty good impersonation of the guy." "Now, if you can't fix me, what happens?" "I honestly don't know, henry." "Give us time to figure it out." "Your machine broke." "Your program was compromised." "Why didn't you just kill edward?" "Why are you protecting him?" "If I were you, I would be less concerned with why I was still alive" "And more concerned with how to remain so." "And on the subject of death and dying," "I will go to any distance to protect this program." "If you've told anyone," "If you've rung any bells," "I suggest you unring them." "You were right about the dream." "Paris?" "The girl?" "Yeah." "Just a dream." "So you don't need to have me committed or anything." "Don't worry about that." "I have my own issues with commitment." "Henry." "What about the matchbook?" "Chateau lyonnaise is a hotel in paris..." "And new york, chicago, boston." "I'm sure I've been to one of them." "I must have picked up the matchbook along the way." "Life on the road, it all kind of blends together." "You know, dreams can be a manifestation of our subconscious." "Why did yours take you to paris?" "Well, I guess at my age you begin to wonder," "Is this it?" "Is this my life?" "Wife, two kids, house, job." "Two weeks vacation, pension plan." "And?" "It's not a bad life." "Okay." "I can't believe I'm leaving a message for myself." "This is, uh..." "Um, well, then again," "Yesterday I did blow up two guys in the middle of the desert." "You would probably call that just a tuesday, right?" "John lennon said, uh," "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." "I would amend that to..." "Life is what happens to you" "While the dormant personality living inside of you" "Is busy working for a" "Top secret government organization with a subterranean headquarters." "It's a lot to process." "I have more than a few questions." ""Why," being the big one." "'Cause what happened to your folks," "How many others out there like us?" "What's strange is that we can never meet." "I can never thank you for saving my" "Your" "Our life." "Thank you." "On a separate note," "There is an incredible difference between driving somebody's car" "And driving somebody's wife." "For starters"