"Reserved" "Good." "Can we get it over with now?" "Sure." "Come back in the morning." "Too late for me, I'm going away." "Can't we do it now?" "No, I told you." "But I'd like to." "Like to..." "Géza, the office is closed." "I'll need an invoice and the stamp." "It can wait until tomorrow." "I have the invoice and I'm sure there's enough money in the till to pay a trumpet player." "Fill it out." "And don't tell the others." "Thanks." "Open it." "Come on!" "It's almost five o'clock." "Won't you get into trouble?" "For what?" "That I slept here again." "No?" "A few more days and I'll be ok." "You know I won't be here forever." "Of course you will!" " Yes." " Where are you?" "Shit, is it this late already?" "I've been waiting for you for 15 minutes." "Why don't you tell him you're not going?" "Judit, stay out of this, will you?" "If it's possible." "Let's not get this started again." "We've discussed this a hundred times." "I'm not going to plead you." "I ask for something twice a year and you refuse to help." "Come down at once." "You have one minute." "Do you hear me?" "Who is it?" " Yes." " Come down!" "Unio Film, Filmpartners and TV2 present a film by Béla Paczolay" "ADVENTURERS" "Costumes" "Set design" "Sound" "Music" "TV2 Co-producer" "Production manager" "Editing" "Screenplay" "Co-producer" "Producers" "Photography" "Directed by" "Put that shit down." "It's just a bad habit." "One sec." "I told you to stop, it's getting on my nerves!" "Jesus..." "How much left of the hour?" "Do you hear me?" " What?" " How much left of the hour?" " Fifty minutes." "Impossible." "Come on!" "It's... 48." "Listen." "I won't light up for an hour and a half this time." "That's 6:32." "Ok?" "What did grandpa say exactly?" "He said exactly... nothing." "Nothing?" "And that's why we we're travelling 700 km?" "He said there was trouble." "You know he never says anything directly." "He hasn't called me for twenty years and now he did." "He didn't call me." "Hey, I have to drive 700 kilometres and" "I was playing "Chiffa Chuffa" until morning at a bloody wedding reception." "Of course." "You're doing what you like, after all." "No?" "Get in." "Ok, forget it." "I'll take you to the nearest train station..." "I'll manage on my own." "Ok, forget about it." "Let's go." "Relax." " What?" "Let's go." "I want to see grandpa." "You're lucky, I can give you a lift." "Shouldn't we stop for petrol?" " I'll stop after the border." " We'll run out." "We'll make it." " Want to bet?" " I don't want to hear this word again." " It's ok, I don't gamble anymore." " I should hope not." "But we'll run out." "If you don't belt along you don't run out." "Petrol is cheaper in Romania so we'll get it there." " Cheaper by a forint?" " Cheaper." "Money's no concern for you, of course." "You live on girlfriend's money." "How old is she?" "32?" "No, let's be precise." "Your girlfriend's ex-husband's money." "I have to earn my own living." "Really?" "Don't you live on Éva's money?" "How old is she?" "50." " No, no. 49." "And two years younger than me." "Not quite the same thing, is it?" "No." "Wait." "Two years older." "I can never remember." "But I don't live on her money." "Never did." "The flat is hers, isn't it?" "I have a goal in life, you know." "A goal." "A destination." "Destination Gundel." "Forgot to tell you, stupid me." "Listen." "I'm playing at the Gundel next week." "That's dosh you know, and status." "Not everyone gets to play there." "Not everyone." " "Chiffa Chuffa"?" " Yes." "Why not?" "Yes." "At least I'm doing OK." "Hey, what's that?" "What do I see there?" "Let's say it together." "That's the border." "You smartarse." "What's that?" "Carburettor." " Let's say it together." " No, no, don't." "Ok." "Say it." "We ran out of petrol." "Yes, for some reason." "But..." "Why can't you admit?" "I admit we ran out of petrol but it shouldn't have happened, right?" "Right..." "Maybe there was dirt..." "not enough..." "Ok, we ran out." "I was stupid." "You happy now?" "I suppose you want me to get it from the other side." "'Cause it's cheaper there." "If you don't mind." "Fuck!" "Stop banging!" "It's a brand new razor." "Put it in the glove compartment." "Jesus, there's a whole bathroom in here." "You said we're only going for a day." "You never know." "Shit!" "This is awful you know." "You put this on your face?" "This was a great brand." "You can't get it anymore." "No wonder!" "Nasty stuff." "I like it, so put the cap back on, or it'll evaporate and put it back in the glove compartment." " I'll give you mine instead." " No need." "I like this one." "Press it." "Stop over there, will you?" "Why?" "There's a netcafé." "I need to check my e-mails." "Can't you check them on the gadget you have?" "Just stop, please." "It'll only take five minutes." "We'll never get there!" "Five minutes, ok?" "Five." "Do you hear me?" "Five minutes." "Don't look at me like that..." "Here." "What's up, smartarse?" "Is this what you call five minutes?" "What's wrong?" "What do you mean?" "Did you get bad news?" "No." "Listen, we'll go there, chat, have dinner with the old folks like in old times." "Think of it as a holiday." "But don't have any of their palinka, it's poison." "Home made." "God knows what they put in it." "You know what?" "I'll show you something." "Come on!" "Come!" "Lt'll only take a minute." "Come!" "Great!" "The stage is still here." "Come and see where I used to play." "And of course this is where I met your mother." "And grandpa got me here." "Have I told you this one?" " No." "It was like this." "I'm standing on stage, playing the trumpet." "Nice big crowd." "All of a sudden, I don't have my trumpet anymore." "The old man came up on stage." "He crept behind me, took my trumpet and gave me a huge slap on the face that my eardrums burst and I flew into the drum and that burst too." "Your mother sat in the front row and stared with her lovely big eyes." "I just sat in the drum while grandpa turned and thanked the audience." "What a nightmare." "Incredible!" "Father." "I could have killed him, the whole neighbourhood was laughing at me for months." "And your mother..." "Took pity on you." "No, no." "She fell in love with me." "Drums suit me, you know." "They just suit me." "Drums suit some people." "Dad is one of them." "All right, let's go." "Grandpa is normal, isn't he?" "That's a tough question." "Don't you dare lie to me, I can see through you!" "You can beat me to death, but for Christ's sake..." "I'll beat you to death!" "Calm down!" " Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" " Enough!" "You're out of your mind!" "You went to see Maris, didn't you?" "That whore!" "Don't try to deny!" "Enough!" "You're crazy!" "I'm coming from the shop." "There's the milk and the bread." "Don't you dare lie to me, I can tell you're lying!" " Stop it!" " You stop, or I kill you!" "The whole village will be laughing at you." "Son, you're here!" "Come and help!" "Your mother's gone crazy!" "And Zsuzsi from the post office?" "Zsuzsi?" "Mother, she's been dead for 30 years!" " Try to tell your mother that..." " Stop, mother!" "Look, I swear she's out of her mind!" " Mother, please stop!" " You!" "Look, she's gone crazy." "Hello, mother." "Be cursed, István Elekes." "You and all men." "I told you she's out of her mind." "What are you laughing at?" "Father!" "Is she gone?" "Yes." "What's this on your face, father?" "She scratched me yesterday." "Right." "I'm packed so we can go." "Where?" "What do you mean where?" "To your place to live." " To my place?" " Where else?" "I won't stay another minute with this crazy woman." "Wait, father, we have to talk this over." "I won't wait, we're leaving this instant." "We'll have one for the road, ok?" "She thinks I have a lover." "She sees lovers everywhere." "In the wardrobe, under the bed, in the attic, the shed..." "No, no, father, you can't just go from one country to the other like that." "Of course you can!" "The old hag..." "She does it from morning till evening!" "All day long!" "This and television!" " Father!" " Come on, let's have a drink." "Let me see you!" "Big man, you." "What's that smell?" "Father!" "You need papers, a permission!" "You smell like you've been hiding under a whore's skirt." "It's only aftershave." "Would you leave mother here?" "I told the doctor to examine her properly." "He said she was healthy and could live another 30 years." "Then I said ok, but not with me." "Blessing on our trip!" "Father, try to understand, you're not going anywhere." "What?" "You don't get drink like this at home for sure." "Give it to me." "Very good." "Another one." "Not for your father." "He can't take it." "He once drank a shot of it when he was a child." "He found it on the table after the guests left." "He got on his bike and bumped into everything, trees, people, well, cows, cart..." "Where is mother gone?" "How should I know?" "Must have gone to one of the neighbours." "I'll be back in a minute." "Don't drink more!" "Another one?" "You don't get this at home, do you?" "Zsuzsika, have you seen my mother?" " Over at Bori's, Géza." " Thank you." "She's watching TV." "They've both gone mad you know." "Poor István was waiting for you so much." "See how people lose their minds in old age." "Yes." "If my János were still alive, that rogue, all he lived for was palinka." "Palinka, that's what ruins the world you know." "Sure." "I didn't know János drank so much." "Of course he did, the old swine." "Cheers!" "Thank you." "Then I..." "OK." " Just one more." " No, it's too much." "Drink it." "It's only a drop." "All right, but it's the last one." "I've never had palinka with you." "You're my only grandchild and we never had palinka together." "These people here are decent." "We drink a bottle together from time to time." "We'll drink one too." "Will there be good palinka in Budapest?" "Yes." "We'll get some." "'Cause I don't go to the bar." "Decent people don't go to bars." "Decent people drink their own palinka." "You know, this smell of yours is dreadful." "Is it on purpose?" "Mother!" "Mother!" "Let's talk this over." "You can't seriously think that... father has lovers or..." "Of course not, he's as old as the hills." "Shut up, you slut." "I know what I know." "You've really gone out of your mind, Kató." "Me?" "That old goat has, over there." "Mother!" "You lived together so well for fifty years, you have some problems now," "I know, it happens." "But it'll all be sorted out." "Mother!" "Let's go back and you make up with father." "I'm not going there." "Don't be stubborn, mother." "It's bad now, but..." "I'm not going!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "What's up?" "Is there something wrong?" "What happened?" "He left." "He just left." " What do you mean he left?" " He said he'd take the bus." " Where?" " He didn't say." " Why did you let him?" " He really wanted to go." "What's going on?" "You're drunk." "I told you not to drink!" "A little." "Are you sure he's gone?" "Really?" "I couldn't hold him back." "I tried to explain he couldn't just move to your place like that." "So he took off." "Did you see where?" "OK, come." "There he is!" "Do you think he really has a woman?" "Eddie Murphy?" "What?" "I told you not to drink." "Try to identify with the problem a little, for Christ's sake!" " Take over." " How?" "It's a bus." "Go on, take over!" "Come on, do it!" "He's on it." "There he is." "Wave and tell him to get off." "Get off!" "Father!" "Stop sulking!" "Come on, father, get off." "Get off!" "Pull over!" "Sorry!" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm sorry but my father got on the bus." "He's very sick." "I'm not sick." "Get off!" "Just a second..." " What are you doing here, father?" " Travelling." " Get off and come home." " I'm not going there, I told you." "You take me with you or I go on my own." "Get off at once!" "Don't do this to me, father." "I have money, I go where I want." "Leave me alone and don't hold up the bus." "I'm going!" "No, please don't!" "Just a second..." "Let's go." "All right, I'll take you but get off the bus." "You promise to take me?" "Yes." "I'll live with you." "Yes." "You'll live with me." "Just get off the bus." " I've packed everything." " Good." "Just come now, father." "I'm very sorry, my apologies to everyone." "Thank you and have a nice trip and..." "a nice trip." "And we're taking my luggage, all of it!" "Sure." "I've packed everything." "Everything I need." "Which one is it?" "What do you mean?" "Over there." "Can't you see?" "What?" "All of it?" "That's way too much, father." "No it isn't." "Exactly what I need." " I can't fit half of it in the car." " We'll put it on the roof." " I don't have a roof-rack." " We'll borrow one then." "No-one has a roof-rack for a Passat here, father." "Of course they do." "Simon will have one." "Which Simon?" "Simon Magyari?" "He has everything." "He can fix anything." "No, no." "They won't even let us across the border with all this luggage." "What is all this stuff anyway?" "I've thought about everything." "Look, for example..." "Look, for example:" "Straw hats." "They sell like hot cakes in Budapest." "You want to sell straw hats?" "People don't buy straw hats in Budapest anymore, father." "They'll buy these." "Or... what do you think of this?" "They don't buy that sort of thing either anymore." "I'm sure we won't get across the border with all this stuff." "We can't fit it in the car either." "We have time." "We'll do a few rounds." "You shut up, OK?" "I won't live on your money." "I'll sell these hats and have my own." "I'll give you money, father." "Don't give me money, I'll earn my own." "I'm going with these or I'm not going." "Listen, the roof-rack only." "Don't touch the engine, right?" "Why, is it OK?" " Of course it's OK." " No way." "There's only trouble with Passats." "Start it up." "See?" "I told you." "The cylinders are fucked." "At least three of them." "Really?" "Believe me." "I just had the car checked and they didn't say anything." "Your people don't know about cars." "Germans know even less." "You want to drive it like this?" "I have to be back home by this evening." "You won't make it to your father's house with this car." "I've had it for four years." "Well, at least I told you." "My conscience is clear." "All right." "Will you do it?" "The roof-rack." "As you wish." "It'll be ready tomorrow." "Listen Simon, couldn't you do it now?" "Go and take a walk." "You want me to leave?" "I don't like people watching." "OK." "I'll be back soon." "Hello." "Évike, it's me." "Éva Kiss' answering machine, please leave a message after the beep." "Answer please, don't do this to me." "Please, I'm begging you." "Do you hear me?" "Éva!" "Listen!" "I've been sleeping in my car for two weeks." "There's a situation and..." "Don't you miss me?" "Éva dear..." "All right doggie!" "Calm down!" "Easy!" "It's all right!" "What happened to you?" "A bloody... stray dog." "I like challenges." "The roof-rack was a challenge." "What can I say, it wasn't easy but I did it." "You did it all right." "You can carry anything in that." "It won't get loose." "It's a rabbit cage all right." "You drilled a holes in there." "A lasting piece." "You drilled holes in there." "What do you mean?" "You drilled through the roof!" "What have you done?" "!" "Of course I drilled holes." "How would I fix the rack otherwise?" "But don't worry, I put lard in the holes." "They won't rust." "I don't believe this." "There's a slot." "Here's the slot, this is where you should have fit it." "This is a car." "Get it?" "Slot, slot." "These Germans know nothing about cars." "Of course, they're very stupid." "They make these new cars in a way that you can't carry anything in them." "Have your luggage sent after you by plane." "But I fucked them." "You fucked me, you idiot." "I can go and have the bodywork fixed now." "What are you making a fuss for?" "You wanted a roof-rack, you got it." "Now pay me." " What?" " Pay me." " You want me to pay." " Yes." " I won't." " How come?" " You owe me." " Me?" "Of course." "It'll cost me at least 200,000 to get it fixed." "...you've been with that whore?" "I can see!" "You could at least defend yourself!" "I have the hat on." "Stop it!" "I'm not at home." "Look at the old fool!" "He's been doing it to me for years." "If he has it on, I can't talk to him." "Then he's not at home." "Dad, come." "He makes a fool of me." "The whole village is laughing at us." "But if he wants to eat he takes it off that instant." "Then I can talk to him." "There's no use showing me the hat." "I won't stop talking, István Elekes." "Look, Andris, this man is gone out of his mind." "You got that from some woman too." " Grandma!" " Don't take his side!" "Grandma!" "She won't hear you." "It doesn't reach her brain." "Grandpa!" "Look!" "The roof-rack's not so bad." "Your poor crazy grandmother." "You won't ever eat here again!" "Mother!" "Can't we talk this whole thing over?" "Here's his medication." "One pill in the evening." "Take him!" "Jesus Christ!" "Dad!" "Shouldn't we take grandma too?" "Let's put the luggage up." "If you leave now, István Elekes, you won't ever set foot in here again!" "Do you hear me?" "István Elekes!" "Never again!" "Do you think she's still running after us?" "No, not anymore." "Did you really do this hat thing to her?" "Every time she started to argue with me I just pointed at my hat like this." "That made her stop." "Not a word." "Grandpa always had a way with women." "Women..." "Listen, is there a park in your neighbourhood?" "I can't live without that." "I've carefully planned how I'll live at your place." "Like when I was a lad." "I'll live like a city lad." "The thing is father that there is a park." "Many parks." "Some close, some far." "Tell me about the one that's close." "What is it like?" "How big?" "The one that's close is very small." "How small?" "How long does it take to walk across?" "I don't know, I never measured." "But you can walk up and down in it, no?" "Stop it father." "You can do everything." "OK." "So how big is it then?" "Yes, how big is it?" "Like a small forest." "There." "I'll walk up and down in it." " Does it have a bench?" " Don't get me worked up, father..." "We took you away, what more do you want?" "One has to plan things." "Well, great plans you have." "Hey, I didn't plan that your mother would go crazy!" "Not that." "I planned to grow old in peace, hand in hand, that's all." "But she went crazy." "Not me, her." "I'm sane." "My plan works." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Father, I have to tell you..." "Look what he's doing!" "Why do you do that to that expensive thing?" " Because there is no reception." " No what?" "These bloody hills are blocking the signal." "The Carpathians." "You know." "Reception." "Is that a Hungarian word?" "Is this kid normal?" "Hello, hello my love." "Calm down, calm down." "It must be over the daily limit, that's why you can't pay." "I have to tell you..." "The acid came up." "I'll go and buy some biscuits." "The cashier is an idiot, it's impossible that there's no money on the account..." "OK, try a cash machine then." "Listen, Andris, are there any clubs in Budapest?" "Bars?" "Golf club?" "You want to play golf or cards?" "No, no..." "where you can meet people." " Meet people?" " Yes." "Who do you want to meet?" "People like me." " Transylvanians?" " No, of course not!" "All right, grandpa, I don't understand." "People like you go to bars." "Only men though." " Women too." " No, decent women don't." "So what." " Don't pretend you don't understand." " But I don't..." "Where do decent women go?" " You want decent women..." " Don't misunderstand me!" " Well..." " Men are men, no?" "I see." "Because I thought..." "Which way is the porcelain?" "Left, then right." "The way you explain!" "Right, then left." "I wonder how the three of you will live together." "What do you mean?" "How you will live at home." "At your place." "He'll live like any other old man." "What's so difficult to understand about that?" " Do you have ice cream?" " Yes." "How much would you like?" " All of it." "All of it." "What will Éva say?" "Éva has nothing to do with this." "Éva has to do with her own father." "But she has something to do with her flat." "Listen, don't try to solve my problems," "I'll do that myself." "You solve your own, right?" "What does she need all that ice cream for?" "Don't know." "Hi!" "Of course not." "How could I withdraw?" "You have the card, no?" "Yes, I wrote down the account number once but never used it..." "You think I'm lying?" "Come on, I haven't played for ages!" "Hello!" "You gamble." "Me?" "You gamble again." "I don't." "Yes you do, you lost and you have no money left." "You misunderstand it completely." "What is there to misunderstand?" "Tell me!" "Yes, I'm here." "I didn't hang up, it got cut off." "Ok, calm down, I withdrew it but" "I have it all and I'll give it back tomorrow." "OK?" "Do you hear me?" "Are you there?" "Hello!" "I suppose she hung up." "It's none of your business." "It's none of my business that you're ruining your life?" "That's right." " It's none of my business?" " No." "Didn't you promise to stop gambling?" "Didn't you promise?" "Stop the car, stop, I could pee now!" "Listen..." "What's up?" "With what?" "You gambled away your girlfriend's money?" "Yes." "How much?" "A lot." "She's raging, isn't she?" "She said if the money wasn't back on her account by the morning it's all over." "How do you want to give it back?" "I'll think of something." "Ask your father for money." "He doesn't have any." "He wouldn't give me anyway, you heard how upset he was." " He doesn't have money?" " No." "He's broke." " Doesn't he have a job?" " He does." "But he's not doing so well." "He never did well." "You just killed that man." "Like a shot." "Let me see." "Let me see." "How do you do it?" "You press these, shoot with this one, aim with this." " I shoot with this?" " Yes." "Aim first." "I blew his brains out..." "Leave your grandfather alone with this nonsense!" "I shot this one too, now what?" "You got shot." "You're dead." "Me?" "No..." "If you press this, you're alive again." "I want one of these." "No way!" "Don't worry, you don't have to pay for it." "I'll buy it." "I have money." "It's fucking great." "We could give someone a lift, there's plenty of space." "I'm not giving anyone a lift, father." " But there's space." " No." "This is why you'll never become anything." " What's your problem?" " Selfish people never become anything." "I'm not selfish, I just don't like strangers in my car." "Your father always played on his own when he was a child." "That's not true." "I had loads of friends." "It was my friends children and my pupils who played with you because I asked them to." "Who would have said no to a teacher?" "Not true, Pityu Szikszai wasn't your pupil... let's stop this discussion, I had loads of friends." "He has friends, see how much he's on the phone?" "That doesn't mean anything." "Hey, look!" "Over there!" " Is that a policeman?" " Pull over, son, it's a policeman." "It isn't." "We pull over and get robbed." "There's no police car and they never do anything alone." "So we roll on." "What is he doing?" " Watch out, son!" " What is he doing?" "Shit!" "What the hell!" " Did I hit him?" " You did." "I've never hit anyone in my life..." "He jumped on me." "The policeman jumped on me." "What do we do now?" "He jumped..." "Take a look, is he alive?" "Is he?" "Is he alive?" "I think he's perfectly fine." "Then he's alive." "Let's take him aside." "What are you doing?" " Move the car aside." " What?" "Move the car." "Are you out of your mind, son?" "You'll end up hitting someone." "This policeman of your smells like a palinka distillery." " What?" " He's drunk." "But he's not a policeman." "No, he's a drunk policeman." "What do we do now?" "What?" "Nothing." "There's nothing wrong with him." "He just got a little dizzy, we'll leave him here." "Let's go." "Watch out, a car!" "Calm down, OK?" " Now what?" " Calm down." " What do we do now?" " Hide him." "How do I hide him?" "I've been small since I was born." "We'll hide him." "We're talking, OK?" "Casually." "Do you think he noticed?" "No, you see they left." "They were dealers." "They tried their luck." "They thought we were taking a rest." "I lay down next to him so they would think we were both resting." "Fuck, they're coming back." "Let's put him inside." "There." "He won't remember a thing." " What did you do, father?" " I gave him drink." "Let's open the window at least, I'm going to puke." "No, no, the draught will wake him up!" "Tomorrow maybe." "This palinka would make anyone sleep for three days..." "Look how vigorous he is." "See how he drinks?" "Sick people don't drink this much." "We put him out in a quiet place and move on." "We should take him to a hospital and tell that we picked him up on the road." "That wouldn't even be such a big lie." "Ok, I've had enough." "Wait, his leg is stuck." "Watch out!" "There's someone coming!" "I don't care!" "Help me!" "It's fine." " Father, what are you doing?" " Come on!" "We should have moved him further." "They'll find him." "Stop whining like a child!" " Shit!" " What was this?" "I don't know, some screw must have got loose." "I hope the whole thing falls off." "Hey!" "The screw fell out." "I don't believe this." "The botcher!" "Idiot, idiot, idiot!" "The whole thing will fall apart." " Stop, I'll take a look." " Why should I stop?" "What do you want to look at, father?" "The rabbit cage?" "It's falling apart." " Why would it fall apart?" " Why wouldn't it?" "Stop pulling it, father, this car is damaged enough already." "It's not very strong, you could have had a better one made." "Calm down, dad." "What?" "I won't smoke." "Stop it father, I can't..." "It's the woman with the ice cream." "Pull over for a second." " I'd rather go past." " You'll hit her too." " Stop!" " What do you want from her?" "Just stop, you wanted to have a smoke anyway." "Can we help you?" "What's this noise?" "Grandpa!" "Quiet, please!" "It's only grandpa." "Looks like the coolant overheated." "Something's dripping from the boot too." "It's all melted." "You can't just carry ice cream in heat like this..." "I'll have a look." "At what?" "See if I can help." "The windscreen wiper doesn't work." "That's the least of problems now." "Hello." "You're not going to start fixing it now, are you, son?" "I don't think I could." "The engine probably seized up." "Is that a big problem?" "Namely you can't go on with this car." "Never?" "Jesus!" "I'm sure there'll be someone who can help, but not us, we are in a hurry, so please..." "But I have no-one." "Everyone has someone." " Where are you going?" " Andris!" "There is a place in our car." "To Kecskemét." "We lock the car, leave it here, go to the nearest town, find a mechanic and he will bring it." "No, I can't leave the car here." "See." "It's always the pretty ones who are in trouble." "How do you do." "Father, get back in the car, I will deal with this." "I'm not getting back, I've been sitting all this time." "Believe me, ugly women's cars never break down." "Ugly women's shoe heels never break." "But beautiful women always have bad luck." "Which way are we taking her?" "We can't take her because we can't tow the car." "Why not?" "All we need is a rope." "Excuse me for a moment, I need to have a word with my son." "We can't do this now." "We have to get across the border as soon as possible." " We can't just leave her like this!" " Why not?" "You don't even have a bloody rope, son?" "!" "No, I don't." "If I had one I would've hung myself long ago." "But you have socks, don't you?" "I have a rope." "It's very kind of you to help." "Anyone would have done the same." "Maybe..." "But not so generously." "A lonely woman like me, a widow," "you know what I mean." "You're safe now." "Isn't that woman a bit too old for Andris?" "I don't know." "She slows us down like hell, that's for sure." "Why would you care?" "You always go at a snail's pace." "I protect the car, that's why the engine still works." "Of course." "Yes." "Were you on holiday?" "Not really." "You don't want to talk?" "I do, of course I do." "Listen, how are you doing with that what's her name, woman?" "Your wife." "Her name is Éva and two years ago you spoke highly of her, father." "All right, I'm only asking." "I've no clue how she's doing." "To be honest, I didn't always know how your mother was doing." "Is he a relative?" "Radu." "My husband." "He's dead." "He was my husband." "Much younger than me." "Ten years younger." "Otherwise you're doing fine, no?" "Well..." "Why, did she become fussy?" "Or depressed?" "I became depressed." "That's not good." "What is it?" "Are we going or what?" "Relax." "She asked for two minutes to freshen up." "Really?" "Great." " Do you want something?" " No." "I'll go and have a cigarette instead." "Andris!" " Andris, come here!" " What is it?" " There's trouble." " What is it again?" " I know, it's leaking." " Open it!" "That's Radu." "What Radu?" "You know him?" "The woman told me about him." "He was electrocuted in the Delta." " So what is he doing here?" " I think she wants to smuggle him home." "And you want me to tow her?" "Sit back, father!" "Stay in the car!" "Stay." " Do you know what this is?" " What?" "Double murder." "That's right." "Double murder." "Hello, can we get some chocolate?" "Sorry, kids, there's no chocolate..." "Please, just a little bit..." "No, no." "Tomorrow." "Go now, you'll get chocolate tomorrow." "Go now." " Dad!" " What is it?" "Listen, you." "You touched my kids." "How dare you touch my kids?" "I didn't hurt them, there's no..." "I'll smash your car!" "You leave my kids alone or I'll kill both of you, understood?" "Yes." "They came here for chocolate." "Right, pony tail?" "You understand?" "Then get out of here, or I'll cut your car in half." "Do as you're told, pony tail." "What did he say?" "I don't understand." "Do you want me to translate?" "Stay where you are, father." "My father." "Tata." "Now let's get the fuck out of here." "But the woman..." "If you don't come now I'll leave you here." "Shit, you forgot to untie it." "He noticed us." " He noticed us." " No, he didn't." "He did." "Go and untie it." " What is it?" " I can't do it." " Hurry up!" " I can't untie the knot." "Jesus Christ!" "Can you see him?" "I don't know." "I can't see." "I know he's behind us." "We shouldn't be going on the main road." "Where should I go?" "Listen, does your wife cook well?" "What?" "Your wife, Éva, does she cook well?" "What do you mean, father?" "Does she cook well or not?" " Turn!" " Where?" "Wherever you can!" "Because your mother, your grandmother... you can say a lot of bad things about her but she can really cook." "The way she makes that cabbage and meat!" "What is it, father?" " We have a puncture." " Impossible." "Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "What are you doing?" "Father!" "What are you doing?" "It's pointless!" "Father!" "Look, what are these?" "The rims are coming off." "They're coming apart." "Chinese crap." "Father!" "You miss mother, don't you?" "No." "It's nothing to be ashamed of." "Let's go, father." "There's no spare tyre." "We needed the space for the luggage." "So?" "Shall we go then?" "Slowly, dears." "It'll be full of smoke." "I like your hair." "Where do you play football?" "What?" "No..." "I said I like your hair." "Where do you play?" "Which team?" "Oh, I play the trumpet." "I have a band." "That's good." "Cool." "Do you have a CD of it?" " Of what?" " Your music." "No." "My sister, Mirabella just had her 4th CD out." "They go like hot cakes." "She's good." "It wasn't cheap, but it's good." "Great." "So we can change the tyre?" "Of course." "We have heaps of tyres." " And you can put it on?" " Of course." "A handy man can do anything." "Like Simon, right?" "Faster, people, faster." "Hurry up." "Take the car to the back." "Need to change the tyre." "Come, get off." "This is my house." "I built it with my own two hands." " It'll be beautiful." " It already is." "The biggest in the neighbourhood." "Four floors!" "If I count the attic and the cellar, it's six." " Watch your passports and money..." " Why?" "I said watch." "Six floors of marble." "Come inside, take a rest." "Have something to eat." "Come, come." "Don't be shy." "A brandy?" "We've been celebrating my eldest son's birthday for three days." "This is my family." " Take a look around." " We don't want to disturb you." "We get everything from Germany." "Are you hungry?" " You must be." " No." "Of course we are." "I'm hungry and thirsty." " Did the battery run out?" " It doesn't work." "Hello." "Is there a problem with the phone?" "No, it just ran out of battery and I didn't bring the charger." "I have better and more." "I'll exchange it with you for cheap." "No, no need." "He's grown attached to it." "But if you have a battery I'd buy it." "Friendship's the most important thing..." "Trajan!" "Hurry up." "Bring a battery for this..." "Give it to me." "If I wanted to hurt you it wouldn't be the phone I would touch." "You know you'll never see that phone again." "I'll go and get cigarettes." "Hey, Trajan!" "Listen!" "Wait, Trajan!" "You like her, eh?" "You should see her on Sunday." "Why, what's on Sunday?" "She dresses up." "She must be very pretty then." "Right, Merci?" "Don't be shy!" "Come down." "Come here!" "Come!" "Sit down." "You can sit down." "You can eat something." "Look how nicely she eats." "She has the nicest way to eat out of all my goddaughters." "She ate very nicely as a child too." "Right, Merci?" "Jessica, turn the TV volume up it's the stock exchange in a second." "My son plays up in Bucharest, so we're excited." "I only found this cheap version, Mr. Jakab." "It'll do." "How much do I owe you?" "Be nice to my goddaughter." "She's been to Budapest before, haven't you, Merci?" "Why didn't you answer it?" "What other band?" "Gyuszi, you promised me that job." "Come on." "I don't want to play elsewhere." "I want to play in the Gundel." "Hello!" "Hello!" "At least give her the money back." "I'd like to have a look." "It's not for sale." "Dad!" "What is it?" "Why didn't you say you were in trouble?" "Lmpossible." " It's a misunderstanding." " Come on!" "It's a huge mistake." "They're wrong, you're wrong." "I didn't hit him, he practically jumped on the car." "No problem." "It took them 3 years to catch my brother." "Right?" "He has two years left." "No problem at all." "You have to change cars." "It's very dangerous." "What about my car?" "I'll give you another one." "Ok?" "Come, Lajos, come." "Leave that work." "Run, my boy." "Like in a dealership." "Unveil the car." "Carefully!" "Don't scratch it." "Slowly, slowly." "That's right." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "Is this it?" "Isn't it beautiful?" "Yes." "Beautiful piece." "Yes." "Do you have another one?" "Why?" "Don't you like it?" "It's a great car, there's nothing wrong with it." "Only the boot gets stuck now and again." "Very stuck, but otherwise there's nothing wrong with it." "It's a very beautiful car." "No, it isn't." "Isn't it just like that blonde woman's?" "Yes." "Just like it." "So thank you very much, but we can't accept." "We're leaving." "What's your problem now?" "Stop it, grandpa, stop it." "Your car is full of holes, it's not worth anything." "Believe me, father, we don't need this car." "But your car is wanted." "The police will be glued to you." "Glued like grandma and her liver spots." "I'll pay for the new tyre and then we're off, OK?" "Don't offend me, brother!" "Let's go!" "Father!" "Don't shout, please!" "What do you mean I can find my stuff in front of the door?" "I don't understand!" "You put my stuff out...?" "But why?" "Really because of the money?" "I told you I have it here with me..." "Listen to me, please!" "Listen to me, will you?" "Do you hear me?" "Hello?" "She kicked me out." "Changed the lock too." " What?" "You heard me." "Your girlfriend kicked you out of your own flat?" "It's not mine, I rent it." "You told me it was yours." " Does it matter what I told you?" " Of course it does..." "Don't worry, I won't be a burden to you." "Listen!" "You call her back, apologise and you make up." "Why should he apologise?" "You want him to beg this hysterical woman?" "Father, he doesn't have a flat, what will happen now?" "He'll sort it out, you heard him." "He can live with me." " And where do you live, father?" "I live where I live." "And Andris can always stay with me." "Do you want to know where you live, father?" "Where?" "You know where?" "Nowhere!" "Because I don't live anywhere either." "I've been living in this bloody car for two weeks." "You don't say!" "That's right." "So this is our home now." "Andris, open the glove compartment, that's the bathroom, but you know it already." "Father gets the living room." "It looks like we won't have a guest room." "But the view is amazing." "And we have a second floor as well, thanks to father." "So..." "No ha-ha, father." "It's the truth." " Are you joking now?" " No, I'm not." "I'm not fucking joking." "Really not joking, son." "Your wife kicked you out?" "I left." "OK, but the..." "I tried to tell you, but I thought we'll sort it out somehow." "Move to Andris' for 2-3 weeks while I sort things out." "What things do you have to sort out?" "My things, Gundel, my jobs..." "Great." "Make up with your wife." "I'm trying." "I've been trying for two months." "I crawl in front of her." "It's your third wife." "Fourth." "Stop it, son." "Go and leave me here." "Don't start, father." "You'll take the train back to mother tomorrow." "Never." "See, then stop talking nonsense." "We'll find a way to get home and..." "I'd only be a burden to you." "When did I say that, father?" "Really?" "Then why do I only see you twice a year since you were twenty?" "Stop it, Andris, come here and sit down, do you hear me?" "Come here." "Hear me?" "Come!" "Look at you, son." "You're covered in mud." "What do you care?" "Sit down here, it's warm, you'll dry by the fire." "Are you drunk?" "I'm drunk, so what?" "Happens in every family." "Do you know what happens in this family?" "Do you?" "OK, don't drink more." "I will because I'm a bastard." "You're not a bastard." "I don't only ruin my life, I ruin everyone else's too." "Anyone's who comes near me." "But it runs in the family, right?" "My father's like this, my grandfather," "and this is what my son will be like." "That is if I find a woman who would be stupid enough to have a child with me." "He'll be like us." "Bastard father, bastard son." "All right." "Drink, Andriska, drink." "I love you, father, only you're such a prick." "I feel sick." "Where have you been?" "At Mr. Jakab's." "I brought breakfast." "Chocolate, sandwiches, fruit..." "and a map." "Why do we need a map?" "We'll cross the border illegally." " You're joking." " I'm not." "We'll cross." "Say something, grandpa." "It'll be as he said." "What is there to eat?" "We have sandwiches, chocolate..." "You're crazy, both of you!" "He always knew how to do that." "Go in a straight line..." "But this is a border." "There are armed soldiers guarding it." "Life's too short." "We'll go across like an arrow." "Or a sparrow." "Arrow-sparrow." "But which way?" "Something's broke." "Now what?" "Well..." "We'll leave it here." "Let's get our stuff." "Only the most important things, father!" "That one then..." "I'd need that too, but that blue suitcase, there." "OK." "Help me, son." "Dad!" "You left your trumpet behind." "I sold it." "To Mr. Jakab." " You sold it?" " Yes." "I'll have another trumpet." "We have to live somehow." "I won't be doing dishes!" "No, I won't be doing dishes!" "Your grandma does the dishes well." "Son, who are these people?" "Must be Afghans." "Crossing the border." "Stay behind!" "I don't believe this." "That's all we needed." "Shouldn't we go up there?" "Pretty woman." "I'm sure she has a flat." "Don't get started again." "Every woman has a flat." "OK." "What's her name?" "You!" "Wait!" "Excuse me!" "Hello!" "Excuse me!" "Say something nice." " Like what?" " Something nice." " What's her name?" " I don't know, we didn't introduce." "You must know, you talked to her." "Excuse me, wait!" "Hello!" "Excuse me." "How do you do." "I forgot to introduce myself." "My name is Géza." "András." "Elekes." "István Elekes."