"The target is inside" "I've been close" "He isn't going anywhere" "I've been in curious to Grand Museum" "This is complicated" "What are you doing?" "Green might go, red we stop buddy" "No...thank you..." "Nice job" "Bye bye" "Jesus, come on that's enough, thank you" "Let's go" "This is insane" "I'II show you judge!" "Get off my way" "You sons of bitches" "Shit, he's lost" "We lost him" "What?" "The man has gone" "Find him" "He's coming to enterance" "Don't tell me that" "Have you seen yet?" "Get into rank" "You gonna panic" "Do you've a great visual yet?" "still looking" "Come on out" "Thanks guy" "Good luck" "Wait...you've to take those off" "$1000" "I Iove it when you undressed" "What about Mexico?" "I think the friendship" "Promise to be valentine" "Can we talk about it next" "Max!" "...." "Look at me!" "..." "Don't worry" "Get the diamonds" "Are you alrite?" "I wrote my fouls" "What?" "I wrote my fouls, you?" "It's been in progress" "Max, this is Ron and..." "gii" "GiI and" "Yes, I met them in the tennis club" "What kind of business are you in, maxwell?" "Pest contoI" "This is sheila and neal" "I met them in Tennese" "What kind of business are you in, Max?" "You shoud,see those kinds make those hats" "Great huh?" "This Wendy and julian, we met in scotland" "Max, rite?" "Oh Yummie" "Academies have been collapsed" "But the American farmers are always gonna need maneuver" "My family had been in maneuver for 3 generations" "Sure, and I'd Iike to swap" "Swap?" "We like to sex with other couples" "Check" "Something wrong" "I can't anymore of lobsters" "And 1 thing I Iove more than Lobster" "Man enjoy your lobster" "I've said for this dirty for punk" "I've a chance for illegal" "still that bracelet" "When they retire, maybe they wanna see you" "Come on let yourself go, have fun" "I bet you couldn't get it" "Of course I can but I won't" "I bet you can't" "Max!" "maxwell, this one I made" "Thank you very much" "Have you taken my wallet?" "No, I didn't take your wallet" "I can swear..." "Ok, it's fine, I got it" "Thanks maxwell" "It's so sweet" "Orange juice, pineapple juice in a splash and quantity" "What about the King paradise" "Rum Amorador with Cranberries juice, orange juice and pineapple juice" "What if you drink this stuff?" "It'II make you feel exotic" "Give me a jag in the rocks" "With the fancy name it's almost good enough for Frank" "It's good enough for me" "Frank?" "Who's Frank?" "He's an actor" "Does Frank take umbrella?" "Not even when it's rain" "How was it?" "Amazing!" "And your breath and your heart beats" "Thousands jaws sparkling" "Do you really try and mix them?" "I Iike to breath under it" "Oh really?" "I heard that you Iike to breath from mouth to mouth" "Stay your business" "You gonna shoot and F.B.I. agent, Burdett?" "AII I see it isn't true" "You just swallow dollars of my Whisky" "Put down the weapon" "Don't make me shoot you again" "Again?" "Is that the way we're gonna play it?" "What are you doing in my house Agent LIyord" "sleeping, drinking, eating chocolate" "You know, 1 ..." "F.B.I. doesn't have jurisdiction" "I know it's about here" "I don't think it is 7 seas navigator docking here for solid view..." "They having a promotion at their maiden voyage calling it..." "The Diamonds Cruise" "An exhibit who starred attraction is the Diamond" "I get the part I don't know" "It's the one you 2 aim the stone" "allegedly" "You can be here the whole week..." "And I suspect that you plan to plot it" "No, I don't so finish your drink and get out" "It's ok, be happy to see me" "Just because you're english doesn't mean you need to hide your emotion" "I'm Irish and then fuck off!" "You can take any bucks you've planted a Iong with you" "I am retired." "A retired guy won't have anything to worry about." " Mind if I borrow this?" " Take it." "You might learn something from it" " How's the tennis lesson?" " Great." "The teachers said I'm a natural." "He said I've got the best backside he has ever seen." "That's backhand." "Don't go in there." " Why?" "Okay." "You're making me nervous and I don't get nervous." "Agent lloyd just left." " What's he doing here?" " He came to show me this." "Damn it, Max." " Is this what we're here for?" " No." "This is not a retirement at all." "This is the next set up, isn't it?" "You choose this island, remember?" "I hope you'II think this is a gift from God" "'Coz this is God messing with us." "Oh no, Max." "Did Stan do this?" "Sort of." "Did you find any?" "only what he wanted me to find." "There's another one here somewhere." "And don't worry, I've already check." "There's nothing in there." "That's the problem." "There's nothing in here." "I hid the bullet in the camera." "What bullet?" "The one he shot you with." "To remind me of how close I came to losing you." "You know the bullets put me on the sink" " I know, I am sorry." "I will get it back." "Good morning, Mr lloyd." "Your suite is ready." " Suite." " Suite, sir." "It's a larger room." "atlantis reserve this big suite for more dignifying guest." "Breakfast is on the house, free tennis lessons," "complimentary, seaweed body wrap" "And facial scrub located in the spa on the club level." "please remember, are required in all public spaces at all times." "You can't bribe me with a seaweed body wrap, Max." "This don't buy you one bit of space." "I'II be on you wherever you go." "It's no bribe." "If you lead the kind of lives I do," "stealing is the Iast thing on your mind." "Mr lloyd, are you ready for your massage?" " I'II do your back." " I'II do your front." " LoIa." " Yeah?" " Good job." " Thank you." "I will." "Good evening." "May I take your order?" "No, thank you." "I've just lost my appetite." "Just as well, I don't take orders from criminals I arrest." "Or fall asleep trying." "So, you're admitting you're there?" "No, I read about it in the paperjust like everyone else." "You're famous." "My grandma used to, 'You who laugh last laugh the Ioudest'" "They catched the thief but it's not who you think it is." "I don't like those twist endings." "well, we don't like you." "Iola." "They're playing your song." "Why don't you take Stan for a dance?" "I am feeling charitable." "Let's go, Stan." "I'II try to have her back by dawn." "Can I help you?" "I want to talk to Maurie." "Interrupting is harassment." "That's not harrassment." "You feel that?" "That's harassment." "You tell your boss." "This is just the beginning." "I have two hands and I can't be bought." "Excuse me, may I have a word with you?" "I know what you're doing." "You drive Max into your game, he will not lose." " eventually, they all lose." " Not my Max." "Do yourself a favor and leave us alone." "We're just a couple of retirees trying to enjoy the island's lives." "I'II stick around, see what develops." " Excuse me." " Wait a second, honey." "You'II get 'ur chance." "Have fun, Stan." "I am lloyd." "federal B.I." "It is illegal on this island to carry a without a permit." "I am working a suspect." "Are you not suppose to inform local authority when you arrive," "Agent Stan lloyd." " You know him?" " He's my suspect." "We still gonna have to take this to the station and register it." "You're letting the criminal go." "This is crazy." "You think this is crazy." "You're dancing." "That was crazy." "welcome to paradise." "Okay, the one on holograms match." "Wait, I still have to register the gun." " You have a nice smile." " I haven't smile at you." "You will." "I need to speak to you." "I'm getting about you bothering Anray Mourie." "Just doing my job." "The man is practically the unofficial mayor of the island." "In 1 year, he has make everyone here like him," "Something you haven't been able to do in a lifetime." "I guess we can all be the kiss-ass politician you are." "I want you to stay behind the night so we can discuss your attitude." "You knew about my attitude the day we got married" "And you knew about it the day we got divorced." "You're not going to Iearn anymore about it tonight." "Besides, I've plan with special agent lloyd of the FBI." "Is that so?" " shall we?" " We shall." "Isn't that beautiful?" "Some people say the only way to rid yourself of temptation is to yield to it" "I don't know about that." "I say turn your back on temptation or," "Substitute something more tempting." "What's the shortest time you've ever known a guy before" "You kissed him?" "I see what you're thinking and you can forget it." "Guys come down to this island looking for a slice of paradise" "With the local girls and they'II say anything to get it." "...though I'II admit a guy'II say anything right now." "How long have you been chasing Max?" "7 years ever since the first napoleon" "The next day, bottle champagne arrives at FBI headquarters for me" "With a note, it says, 'Aim for the tyres next time'" "He was beating you." "Everything is claimed." "Taxes, bank accounts" "The guys didn't buy expensive painting, nothing." "I think it's more about challenge and alibi, that's his work of art." "Sounds like you admire him." "But I don't admire him." "He beat me too many times for that." "Maybe you need a female touch." "That's exactly what I need." "I want a big arrest." "You need local help." " What's going on?" " I'm expanding the deck." "We're going to sit here and watch sunsets until we get old." "Where are you going?" "You said I need a hobby." "I guess I'II go find one." "I will call you later." "He's here." "napoleon have 3 prices diamond set to its sword." "They will be disburse around the globe." "This is one of the rare occasion a last" "Remaining diamond is on public display." " Cute little rock." " I am just here to look." "With 6 cameras, 4 stationery, 2 revolving, a dozen motion sensors." "16." "You missed the one on level." "Standard 24 hours rotating guards." "unbreakable carbonate display, controlled by magnetic keycard." "I just realised you could never get anyone." "You're right." "When you're right, you're right." "It's impossible." " Give me a ride." " I don't think so." "Maybe you should think again." "May I present Maurie." "Mr Burdett, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir." "You're an American." "My name is Henry Moore." "I place a thing on the E." "I felt it's more appropriate to my surroundings." "please." "I imagine you're wondering why you're here." "Forgive John paul's tactic, Mr Burdett but to put it bluntly," "The impoverish people of this island need your help." "5 years ago, I was a successful businessman at Detroit." "while vacationing on this island, I was sitting on the beach drinking" "I don't recalled what I was drinking, it's not important" "But I experienced a revelation, that I had been brought to this island" "To provide the social services that was sadly lacking" "For the poorer element of society here." "And you want me to buy a table at your next fund-raiser?" "No, Mr Burdett." "But I am offering you the opportunity" "To participate in the growth of my infrastructure." " How is that?" " I want you to steal me that diamond." "I am not a criminal." "Right." "Neither am I." " Good, then we understand each other" " Yes." "Let me show you around, Mr Burdett." "Do you think it's fair that the indigenous of this island" "Are not allowed to enter the casinos unless they work there?" "Why is it only the rich should enjoy pharmaceuticaIIy" "Assisted moments of personal introspection?" "The pleasures is derived from financially procured female companionship." "The underprivileged should not be denied this essential diversion." "Look around you, Mr Burdett." "No one is turned away." "AII I do." "I do for the people." "And why do you need the diamond for that?" "I've an urgent need to expand my humanitarian programme." "A cash injections in ten of millions of dollars" "will relieve the entire Carribean." "What I am suggesting is a partnership, Mr Burdett." "You're a stranger to this island." "I can give you what you don't have." "Access to the Marina, the cruise, rotation schedules." "Whatever you need." "I saw you in the ship yesterday." "I have a feeling you might be there too." "Don't you ever figure we weren't quite finish?" "We were great." "We're on top of our game undefeated." "It's the best time to quit." "It's not a one man job and there's no way you pulling me into it." "We're retired." "challenge is to find joy in simple things." "And I Iike the challenge." " Yeah?" " I lied on the ship." "I couId get it." "Here's how." "I cut the cameras, go in from behind the exhibit." " I am gonna do it after 10:00 p.m." " Why?" "That's how you do it." "And now I have told you." "Oh my god, what're you doing?" " I am cooking." " Since when?" "This morning." "We're decent law abiding people." "And decent law abiding people cook for breakfast." "You almost had me last night with the David copperfield's trick." "You might assist him with the big kids" "while I take the rolex right off your wrist." "I wanna know how you really gonna do it." "And you're gonna tell me while we're fishing." "Fishing?" "I don't fish." " I got a boat stacked with beer." " Drink it yourself." "You might as well come." "You're paying for it." "I charged to my suite." "AII the same, stanley." "I will pass." "There's an option." "I get the local police bring you down to the station" "We sweat you there." "And I do mean sweat." "There's no air-conditioner so, dress light." " What would it be, Max?" " I'II see you soon." "Never been in a lineup." "That's a hell of a watch." "A couple of Grand." "They keep me on a real tight list." "I got you to thanks for that." "It's cookin' out here." "If I don't shoot you, where do you get the--?" "Kniting accident." "Some of this behind my back, will you?" "Are you serious?" "Yeah, I don't want to burn." "I bet you're the best kid in the neighborhood that I've ever seen, huh?" " Turn around." " I'II handle it." "Come on, you're gonna burn." "No way, man." "I am only doing your back." "Jesus Christ." "It looks dead." " Go and check it." " Why me?" "You're FBI." "If it bites your arm, you'II get for the rest of your life." " Why're you whispering?" " So it won't know the plan." "You have the right to remain silent." "Look at them." "You didn't know any better, you think they're friends." "You must be LoIa." "Sophie." "Nice gun." " Nice shoes." " Thank you." " ChaneIIe?" " collection." "How bad was it?" "Not so bad." "Sophie seems nice." "Yeah, for a cop." " LoIa seems good." " For a thief." "You win." "Make a wish." "Okay, I wish you" "Let me relax you." "Why're you taking off your clothes?" " Are we expecting anyone?" " Yeah, a friend." " A friend?" " A girlfriend." "I Iove you, baby." "You know I'II do anything for you." " What is she gonna do?" " tell him." "tell him." "She's gonna help you relax you." "You're gonna like this." " Who is she?" " You'II see." "Max, I'II like you to meet Stan's mom." "You're only important 48 more hours." "Stay on high alert." "Agent lloyd, we've the most sophisticated" "Security system ever installed on a vessel." "Excuse me, sir." "There has been a security breach." "Don't move." "Turn around." "Turn around." "napoleon diamond was undisturbed, the unknown intruder" "...stole his uniform and step onto the ship." "You cheating on me, aren't you?" "What are you talking about?" "Maybe not with a woman, but with a diamond." "You want it and I am jealous." "You got nothing to worry about." " Where were you tonight, Max?" " I've been home." " Let me see." " It's all right." "You've to wait." "I'm not gonna let that little bitch take my man." " I am gonna fight for what's mine." " really?" "How exactly are you gonna do that?" "I am a thief." "I know a thing or two about distraction." "But I guarantee you, it's more fun on the top." "I had him." "You should have stay out of my way." "I didn't want you to get hurt." "I am sorry." "You're the one who's hurt." "Why are men always trying to protect women?" "'Coz they smell good." "It's all about sex, isn't it?" "I have agree with you." "From now on, we're just partners on this." "How about a steam?" "I always steam with my partner." "Okay, you want to go for a jacuzzi, partner?" "I have a big tub in my room." "We have to talk." " Can we just do this one on one?" " Of course." "Are you familiar with the pleasures of anynomous" "No." "recently, I found myself experimenting with alternative lifestyle parameters" "Based largely on philosophy found on the" "collective works of the Moma's and the Papa's." "Oh, it's there." "Burn one of my CD's for Max." "This is it, Max." "My vision." "My infrastructure growing before our eyes." "Used to be children's hospital but I am into a military training facility." "More importantly, that ship is leaving in 2 days." " What's this?" " Everything you need." "Schematics, detail plan." "You can do it yourself." "Go in through the air-conditioning vents." "There's camera there so you don't have to cut the central" "The big wires is in the control panel here." "If you don't cut the wire, they'II see everything." "...smaller but more effective." "And you would want to blow it up after 10:00 p.m." "Why is that?" "Retired cops with arthritis and that's how I do it." "That's how I do it." "You know we're not partners anymore, Max." "In fact you see me, cross the street." "Good afternoon." "atlantis." "How may I help?" "Mr lloyd suite, please." " stanley." "Max, just checking in." " Yeah?" "Cut the crap, Max." "How could you be following me if you're in your room?" " See you soon, stanley." " Okay." "Hey, I heard the call over the radio." "Here's what I found out." " Maybe he's retired." " I doubt it." "He meet with Maurie today." "The biggest gangster on the island." "Thanks for coming." "I am sorry." "Better?" "There is another one here." "This one is particularly painful." "There is some pain somewhere around here." "I have to get hurt more often." "Oh god, I am vibrating." "No, no." " I've to go." " Go?" "No, you can't go." "Just give me 5 minutes, all right?" "please don't make me beg, please." "Mr Burdett, it's Luke from the bar." "There's a guest down here that is shouting your name." "welcome to paradise." "It's only paradise for criminals like Max Burdett." "I will be right there." "What's wrong?" " Nothing." " Nothing is wrong?" "Me and Sophie hooked up and it's beautiful." " But it only last for one more day." " Why is that?" "Because the ship is gonna be here 24 more hours" "And you could clip napoleon and make me look like a jerk again." " I'II have another one." " You have enough." "You're not my gang." "I didn't take you as an umbrella kind of guy, Stan." "You know I used to blame you but now I see it clearly," "It's not you." "It's me." "If I've an ounce of what you've, I never stop." "You got a gift, man." "It's inspiring." "Bartender, give me another one." "It's okay, Stan." "It's okay." "Luke, you're not working at night, right?" "Give a hand here." "You tell anyone I tucked him and I will kill you." " Sure thing, Mr Burdett." " call me Max." "It's locked and don't try to break in, you're not welcomed." "I finished the deck." "That's not all." "I found your notebook." "I'II sit down right now and write my vows, okay?" "The vows are not for me." "They're for you." "Come on, Max." "I don't know." "well, don't come back until you do." "Where am I suppose to go?" "She threw me out." "Why is it my problem?" "Because every hotel in the island is booked." "Can I move this surveillance stuff?" "Don't mess with it." "It's very expensive." "Listen, I am not gonna sleep on the floor." "So, what you do?" "I missed out for a sunset on her new deck." "I am no good at sunsets." "Of course you're not." "The world is divided between people who like to watch the sunset" "And those who don't." "people like you are never happy." "They're anxious, ego eccentric, perfectionist who can't sit still." "Die alone and a thousand regrets." "people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day" "We're the happy ones." "Why can't you do that?" "Because of you." " Good night, Max." " Good night." "The L.A office got a call from Inspector Beffort here." "He want to know the scope of the FBI operation on the island," "Since we don't have an operation on the island," "So we come here and check it out." " What is he talking about, stanley?" " Let me explain." "He's on suspension." "He has been for 3 months." "He was deemed unstable after he lost napoleon 2." " You told me you're here on the case." " I am here on a case" "And once I bust this guy, get reinstated," "These sIobs will be saluting me." " Are you guys dating?" " He's nothin' but a suspect to me." " Oh really?" " That's not what this show." "Your suspect is paying for the suite and seaweed body wraps." "So, you lie to me, Stan and you got your slice of paradise." "I hope it was everything you thought it'II be." "You might want to do more of a background check" "Next time before you partnered up." "She don't have to be so hard on you," "She got grounds." "The thing you got to understand about us law enforcer type" "Is we don't appreciate lying." "Come on, Stan" "You're a FBI agent working a case." "What about you?" "You're a hell of a catch." "I've seen the way you're with LoIa." "You love that girl." "So you're working out some personal issues." "AII you need is a little support" "exactly." "I can make her understand." "Max can't eat, can't sleep." "Stan's hurt." "He's in pain." "He is like a wounded dog." "He need you." "Just give him one more chance." "He's a good guy, Sophie." "Sure he is a liar," "But that comes with the job." "I don't know." "This is a little bit strange." "What do you think, Iola?" " Tonight, the lies stop." " He's serious." "It's over." "He's not chasing it and I'm not chasing him." "I'm sorry but I won't believe you until the ship is gone." "We still got a few hours before she sails." "Look, I can't make the ship disappear tonight but I can make us disappear." " What're you talkin' about?" " I found a hobby." "Wait a minute, you didn't tell me about this" "That ship will be headed to Paris and the diamond will be gone forever." "Where are you taking us?" "Look at this." "...but nobody ever found any gold." "With the help of the FBI, we'II get lucky." "My money is on Max. $100 million, that's $25 million we split." "It could be anywhere down here." "Look around." "Are you sure this is safe?" "I am allergic to shellfish." "Hey Max, I'm counting on you to make me a rich man." "What's it like to hold $25 million in your hands?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Eat shit." "What the hell is that?" "There is an intruder in storage facility B." "Hey, Max." "What's up?" "Where are you?" "I am somewhere inside the ship." "Me too." "Thanks, that helps a Iot." "Max, did you said you were inside the ship?" "Yeah, it's amazing." " What do you see?" " It's pretty dark." "Max, suddenly I don't feel like having an umbrella drink." "I think we're gonna go home empty-handed." "Where are you, Max?" "How do you see me?" "I cut the wire." "Nice work, genius." "You cut the heating to the jacuzzi." "Who do you think you're?" "invincible man?" "Max, where are you?" "He got the diamond." "Max, what was that?" "I think he left his radio." "I thought I heard something else." "Nice costume." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "There you are." "Max, come on." "Last night, Now you're running away?" "little hide and seek." "You're good but you're not that good." "You know what they say, the FBI always catch the man." " Are you okay?" " I can't breathe." "Take off your mask." "I am right here." "You're okay, Stan." "Nothing to worry about, partner." "I would Iike to propose a toast." "What are we celebrating?" "Retirement." "I will drink to that." "hello." "What?" "How?" "The diamond has been stolen." " What?" " Happened hour ago." " You set us up?" " Come on." "This whole thing." "You got your perfect alibi." "Me." "Get your hands up." "Are you serious?" "You don't have anything left to steal." "I am gonna get to the ship." "You couldn't resist, could you?" "You've to screw me one last time." "You have to make a mess out of me." "I'm sorry I catch you in the dark." "I was only trying to protect you." "How generous of you." "You're right you know." "I couldn't do it without you." "Iola, please." "Max, I help you because I Iove you." "Now I am leaving you." "I do." "It was a smart plan, Max." "You're a great thief." "But I want a great man." "You thought this was over?" "Turn around." "Where is the diamond?" " She's got nothing to do with this." " She does now" "You kill my dog, I am gonna slain your cat." "Nice throw, bitch." "Where's the shoot come from?" "He asked me to help him steal a week ago." "I turned him down" "He must have stolen it himself and came back here" "To make sure we don't" "So, why don't you come to me?" "tell me what they were planning." "He said he'II kill us." "Don't tell me what I think, woman." " Where's the diamond?" " I've no idea." "You know, I don't believe a word you're saying." "I know." "Don't leave." "Good luck, Max." "It's not going to work, Max." "I don't need to read them because I know it by heart." "I spend my whole life chasing things which I thought were valuable." "When the only thing I really care for is right in front of me all along." "From this moment on, you're my only jewel." "I want lives filled with sunsets." "And I never want without you" "First diamond I ever bought." "I Iove you." "Marry me." " On one condition." " Anything." "I want the receipt." "Thank you." "What the hell?" "I am celebrating." "Forget Jack On The Rocks." "Let's have Remo all around." "Remo is all around." "Stan, what the hell are you doing here?" "I thought I'II stick around." "Treated myself." "Max's credit card." "Suits me, don't you think?" "Must take a bite out of the government's salary." "I can afford it all right." "Come on, Iet's sip our Remo as we talk about it, shall we?" "I thought you said these things are the kick." "What's in this?" "Orange juice, mango juice, coconut milk." "No liquor?" "I want this." "Bartender, give me another." "You tell anyone I tucked the man, I will kill you." "You know, I really like that" "Are you okay?" "Coz you don't look too good." "You should know what Remo really is, Max." "...a sucker fish that sticks to the shark's body and feeds of it." "...but the Remo get the spots." "You did it, Stan." "Right from the start." "It's the only one you 2 never stole." "You set me up." "could it be that the great Max Burdett has finally lost?" "congratulations, Stan." "I am looking at it right now." "My plane takes off in 10 minutes." "Tomorrow morning, the bidding will start at $30 million dollars" "And if I were you, I will bring cash." "You win some, you lose some." "We still have the sunset." "Don't worry." "One day, you'II find a hobby." "You know, I think I already have." "Bye-bye, paradise." "Max, you bastard" "It was last time."