"...degreesin downtown LosAngelesrightnow." "Here with thetraffiic" "I've been waiting outthere for 15 minutes." "What?" "I thoughtyou were stuck in traffic." " I thoughtyou were running late." "You gotall the paperwork?" "Yeah." "You're not pissed offatme?" "I'mjustdoing my portion." " No, no." " I know, I know." "You're myguy,Jerry." "You're myguy." "MargoleseHoldings, goodmorning." "Howmayldirectyourcall?" "Yes, he is." "I'll putyou through." " Hey, Estelle." " ls thatNayman'slittlenephew?" " Yeah, that'sBig Tom." " BigTom." "Sure, it is." " How'sitgoin'there, Big Tom?" " Hey, hey." "Look." "Shh." "See?" "See?" "Whatareyou scaringthe kid for?" "See?" " I-I wasjust" " Didyou getthatfucking passport?" "Yes." " I have issues." " Issues,Jerry." "ltburnsmyassto writeyou acheckeveryweek." "That'sanissue." "I can explain what happened." "You say ""I can explain"" when it's a once in a blue moon thing." " It's everytimewithyou,Jerry." " lt'severyfuckin'time." "And..." "I can certainly understand that perspective." "Uh, butl'vebeenhaving somepersonalproblems, uh,with my life." "Mygirlfriend, she's a great girl, butshe has complaints." "I don't have complaints, butshe has complaints." "Ifyou wantto knowthetruth-- ican'tevenbelieve this, butwegotoagroup." "So, lastweek... whenyou guystold meto pick up thething atthething, well, Samantha says she needs the carto pick up somethings." "And, I don't havetotellyou boys, I mean,things got heated, right?" "And she hid them." "She hid them." "Oh,th-the keys." "She hid them." "She--You know, and I couldn't gettothething on time, and itall gotmessed up, and I thinkthatmaybe-- maybe somethings aren'tmeantto happen." "Jerry,you're a fucking moron." "Here areyouroptions." "Numberone, I rollyou up tothe neck in a carpet, stuffyouin thebackofasedan andlightyouonfiire withgasoline." " Youwithme?" "Choiceone." "Yeah." "Numbertwo." "You like sex and travel?" "Doyouliketohavesex?" "Doyouliketotravel?" "You geton a flightto Mexico." "All theten-dollar hookers you can shakeyourstickat." "You pick up a pistol that belongsto Margolese." " What'sitgonnabe?" "Okay." "Now, I was under the impression... with Margolese getting out ofjail and all,that the lastjobwas my lastjob." "Oh,you fucked upthatjob." "You fucked upthatjob,Jerry." "Yeah.Thisjobwill beyour lastjob." "Okay, buta trip right now" "He asked foryou.You wantme to call his cell block and let him knowyou can'tgo?" "Becausel'llcall." "I'dloveto." "You'regoin'onafucking trip." "Thetown's calledSanMiguel." "You lookfora kid in a bar,the El Alamo." "This is a simplefuckingtask." "You write itdown." "Rollupyoursleeves, forChrist'ssake.i" "Get involved!" "Ow!" "The kid's name is Beck." "He's gotthis particulargun, and he'swaiting onyou." " Beck." "Gun." " Whenyoufiindhim, bring him and the gun backStatesideto me--got it?" "Lastchance." "I'm tellingyou,the last." "Even he's gettingtired ofyourshit." "Hetold me so." "I'lltakecareofit, Bernie." "VayaconDios, motherfucker." "You're in coach." "Baby,whatareyou doing?" "You said thiswas your lastjob,Jerry!" "Whatdoyou wantmeto say?" """I'm sorry I can'tfacilitate that request." "The old ladywants me to quit." "Fuckoff."" Huh?" "Yes!" "Something likethat!" "Like exactly!" "I'm not in insurance, sweetie!" "You geton that plane, you will never, never, eversee me again." "Yougotme?" "We talkedaboutthis." "ltoldyou..." "I wanted usto go to LasVegasforme." " Notyou, no." "Me." " Baby,you're overreacting." "Okay?" "Don'tdothat!" "Don'tyou dothat!" "Don'tdiminish my needs!" "Sweetheart, I don't have a choice." "I gotta go." "lgodown there." "lcomerightback." " ""I, I, I, I, I!""" " I wonderwhatthe group would haveto sayaboutthat." " No!" "You cannot usethatagainstme!" "We are noteven technically marriedyet, but I go, don't I?" "Yes." "The wholegroup thinks we'remarried." "I accepted the potato slicer graciouslyforouranniversary." "Right, sweets?" "I go along." "That's it.That is it." "You--You--You go along!" "Youdon't wanttogetmarried tome, andthisis the way thatyou're dealing with it.i" "Huh?" "You're backto the same old selfish, self-involved,vile," " disgustingself." "Oh, God.You are" "You'remissing thegranddesignhere.i lfl don'tgo, I'm dead." "Yeah.And it's a little difficult to carryon a relationship... ifl'mstuffedwithstraw andformaldehyde." " Now, ifanyone-- anyone is being selfish" "Oh!" "Nowyou blame-shift?" "You are blame-shifting?" "Stopthe analyzing!" " Screeching I'm calling a time-out!" "Ah!" " Muttering" " Muttering" "All right." "Jerry, I wantyou to acknowledge... thatmy needs mean nothing toyou andyou are a selfish prickand a liar." "Oh, myGod!" "Jerry, acknowledge." "I--Okay." "I will acknowledge that I promised I would go toVegaswithyou." "Butnowwe'rejust slightlydelayed." "Ifyou wantto construe mywantingto stayalive as being selfish, well, then, okay." "But I have every intention ofgoingwithyou, becauseyour needs arevery importantto me, sweetheart." "Comeon." "Lookatallmystuffhere, alloverthepavement." "Come on, baby." "Huh?" "Whatdoyousay?" "Okay?" "I'm goingwith orwithoutyou,Jerry." "What's itgonna be?" "A bastard!" "A bastard." "What happened to, uh, ""sweetheart"" and ""big love""... and all thosethings you called me in the bedroom last night?" "The onlythingthat I am interested in callingyou, Jerry, is a cab!" "Excuse me, speak English?" "English?" "Excuse me." "You speak English?" " Speaking Spanish" "What?" " Imitating Car Rewing" "All set, Mr.Welbach." "Ifyou gotothefrontthere, a shuttlewill pickyou up and takeyou toyourcar." "Hey,what kind ofcar is itexactly?" "It's a Chrysler." "Brand-new, sir." "Isthere a problem, Mr.Welbach?" "You know, it's myfirsttrip to Mexico, and,well, a Chrysler?" "lmean, ldriveaChrysler inAmerica." "Now, I wasthinking maybeyou might have something a little more authentic, a little more" " Mexican?" "Yeah,yeah.You know." "Get intothe spirit." " Chuckles Yourfirsttime?" " Yeah." "Wow." "Exciting." "Spanish" "Huh?" "Spanish" "Yeah, SpeedyGonzales." "Let's seewhatwe can doforyou." "Oh, I think I have justthething." "Howwouldyou like an El Camino?" "Ooh." "I likethat." "That's good.Yeah." "Speaking Spanish Raoul!" "Spanish" "No, no, no, no, no." "Uno, dos,tres." "Manuel." "Engine Rewing" "Yeah, man." "El Camino." "El Camino El Camino" "Woman Speaking Spanish" "Humming" "In my El Camino" "Shouting In Spanish" "Shouting, Cheering" "Fucker." "Bullets Fall" "Clatter" "You are in thewrong place,America." "Yeah, I'm aware ofthat." "Whatyou want here?" "Uh,tequila." "I asked because no one likeyou... comestothis place." "It's death,thistown." "Onlyfarmers and bandidos." "And I don'tsee a hoe." "You a bandido, America?" "Uh, no." "Uh, actually I'm lookingfora Senor Beck." "Senor Beck?" "Right." "Okay?" "You Beck?" " Men Cheer" " I knowwhoyou are." "Good.That'll makethings easier." "Whoa,whoa,whoa!" "Beck]Tranquilo." "BeckSpeakingSpanish]" "We cool?" "You're all the same." "Prepared." "This ain'tAmerica." "You wanta drink?" "Yeah, all right." "Sit down." "Uh, is somebody usingthis chair?" "So I guessyou wantto see it, right?" "Yeah." " Youwanttoseeit, don'tyou?" "Yeah." "I'm afraid I'm gonna haveto." "Hey." "You knowwhat?" "Comewith me." " Clatter" "Sorry." "Sorry." "This iswhattheycall the Mexican." "Wow.Yeah. That's pretty." "Areyou shitting me?" "Yeah, it's pretty." "Can I?" " Uh-huh." "Itwas madefora wealthy landowner, a nobleman, byapoorMexicangunsmith." "He fashionedthisgun asagift togoalong with thehopes thatthenobleman'sson... wouldtakehisonlydaughter's handinmarriage." "Spanish]" "Thetownspeople waited threemonthstocatch thefiirstglimpseofthepistol." "Finallythedayhadcome." "Noonehadeverlaideyes onamorebeautifulgun." "ltwaseverything theythoughtit wouldbe." "Someeventhoughtit was toobeautifultolookat." "ltwasconsideredtobeanhonor andgoodluck... tobethefiirsthandthat fiiresanewlyfashionedgun" "especiallyone asbeautifulas this, made forthehand ofanobleman." "Thetownsman wasinatrance atthegun'sflawless craftsmanship." "ltbackfiired, killinghim instantly." "ChurchBell Tolling]" "Legend has itthat it's been cursed eversince." "But it hasn't harmed me anythough,you know." "ljust- llovetolookatit." "Whispers Letme showyou something." "Lookatthat.There's a bullet in there." "Handmade." "Hand-fucking-made." "You don'teven wantto know whatthis gun isworth." "Guns Firing" "Shouting In Spanish" "We could sell thatgun, man." "Urinating] -lt'sagreatfuckinggun." "Andl'mnot justtalkingshiteither." "You don't haveto be a-- Fuck." "I'vebeenpissin' onmyself." "Fuck." "Anyway,the old man is nothingto be afraid of." "As a matteroffact, uh, just lastweek I told him tofuckoff." "Yeah,you did." " That's whatlsaidtoo.i lsaid, "Fuckoff, Margolese, youoldpruneshit-ass.i"lfyou" "FirecrackersExploding]" "Come on,fella." "Get up." "Huh?" "Man,you're soaked inyourown urine." "Don'tmake me carryyou." "Hey!" "Ah, this is my life." "All right." "Yeah, baby." "I gotthetouch." " Moans" "Oh!" "Buddy,you whacked your noggin!" "Hey." "Oh,f" "Ooh." "Hey, man." "Hey." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Guns Firing" "BulletsRicocheting]" "Stopthat!" "Stop!" "Christ!" "I found the gun." "Man All right." "It's inyour possession?" "Aswe speak." "But, like I said,there's, uh" "There's a little problem." " What, what?" "Youlostthekid?" "He'sasouse." "Gotoanotherbar, you'llfiindhim." "The kid's dead,Ted." "Ted, areyou hearing me?" "Yeah." "I-I heardyou." "How?" "Bad luck, actofGod, thefuck ifI know." "There's all these maniacs shooting goddamn guns up intothe sky." "It's Independence Day orsomething.The kid got tagged byone on itswaydown." "Right in thefuckin' head." "I mean" "He's dead!" "The kid's dead." "The littlefucker's in mycar right now, dead." "Geez,Jerry,that's nota little problem." "That's a big problem." " I know." "Jerry,that littlefucker is Margolese's grandson." "What!" "What?" "Aw, geez,you reallyfucked it thistime." "Whatthefuckdid I haveto dowith it?" "One minute he's pissin' himself, the next he's gota mouth full ofconcrete." "Don'teven move, okay?" "I'm gonna geton the phone tothe office right now." "We'll getme on a plane." "I'll getdown there and help you straighten shitout." "Ted,you've gotta getword tothe old man." "I didn't knowwho hewas." "Okay.Justsittight,Jerry." " Voice Breaking Up" " Hello?" "Ted?" "Hello?" "FireworksExploding]" "CarEngineStarting]" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Oh, no!" "Excuse me, Bernie." "There is an issue." "It'sthatfuckin'Welbach." "Radio] Youkeepsayin' yougotsomethin'forme" "Somethingyoucalllove Butconfess" "You'vebeena-messin'where youshouldn'tbeena-messin'" "MallP.A.] Andnowsomeoneelse isgettin'allyourbest" " Thesebootsaremade forwalkin'" " Slurping" "Andthat'sjustwhat they'lldo" "Oneofthesedays thesebootsaregonna walkalloveryou" "Youkeep lying'when yououghttobetruthin'" " Slurping" "Andyoukeep losin' whenyououghttonotbet" " Slurping" " Slurping" "Youkeepsamin'whenyou oughttobea-changin'" "Nowwhat'srightisright" "Butyouain't beenrightyet" "Theseboots aremade forwalkin'" "Andthat'sjustwhat they'lldo" "Oneofthesedays thesebootsaregonna" "Walkalloveryou" " Yeah" " Slurps" "Faintly] Youkeep lying'when yououghttobetruthin'" "Youkeep losin' whenyououghttonotbet" "Youkeepsamin'whenyou oughttobea-changin'" "Nowwhat'srightisright" "Butyouain't beenrightyet" " Thesebootsare" " Flushing" "Oneofthesedays theseboots aregonna" "Muffled Screaming" "You need to knowstraightout, I don'tstand forany motherfuckin' shit." " Mm-hmm." " Mm-mm." "No shitatall." "Understand,this iswhat you're gonna do." "You're gonna stop crying." " Crying" "Andyou're gonna walkoutofherewith me." "Canyou feel me, Sam?" " Mmm." "Good." "DoorOpens]" "ljustfoundme abrand-newboxofmatches" "Shh." "Whispers Stay." "Whatheknows youain'thadtimetolearn" "Theseboots aremade forwalkin'" "Andthat's justwhatthey'lldo" "Oneofthesedays theseboots" "Aregonna walk alloveryou" "Areyouready, boots" "Now, Sam, as I was saying" "Startwalkin'" " Silenced Gunshots" "Screams" "No!" "No, please!" "Please don't hurtme!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Screaming" "Please." "Please." "Please,please,please.i" "Where'syourcar?" "Where'syourfucking car?" "There!" "Tires Screeching" "Areyou hurt?" " No." "Yes." "I don't know." "Screams Truck,truck,truck!" "Um, um-- Sir?" "Canyou-- Canyou stopthe car?" "Please." "Why?" " I'm gonna be sick." "Justopen up" "I'm notgood in cars." " Tires Squealing" " Truck Horn Honking" "Shetold me, ""Don'tgo." "I don'twantyou on that highwayalone, byyourself.""" "I said, ""It'll befine, Mom." "Itwill be okay."" But it's not, is it?" " I'm dead." "Well,you're notdead." "You would have been dead ifI hadn'tsavedyour life." "Wouldyou rather itwasyou backthere?" "ldidn't thinkso." "Areyou gonna kill me?" "Depends on too manyvariables to answer right now." "Areyou gonna rape me?" "That's not likely, no." "Well, geez, whatdoyou want?" "I suspectthe samething asthatguy backthere." "The pistol." "ThepistolthatJerry'shavin' ahardtimecomingbackfrom Mexico withallofasudden." "Jerry?" " I workfor Bernie Nayman, who worksfor ArnoldMargolese." "Now,youheardofthesepeople." "Yeah, I've heard ofthem." "Thenyou knowyour husband Jerryworksforthem." " No." "Well, he does." " I knowthe selfish, no-good, prick liarworksforthem." "He isn'tmy husband." "Well,whatever he istoyou, Jerry is in the shit books." "Whenyou're as deep in theshit asJerryis,yougetalittle skittishaboutyourfuture." "Cloudsyourjudgement." "There's a lotofpeople interested in thatgun." "Sowhatwe got here is ""hewho controlsthe girl... controlsthe pistol"" sortofa situation." "I am a hostage?" "You blewthatguyto pieces fora fucking gun?" "This is soJerry." "All right, look." "Sitdown." "Sitdown." "Um" "Uh, uh" "ClearsThroat Look." "Jerryandlbrokeup, soifhe's doing" "I don't knowwhat he's doing 'cause it's got nothingto do with me.Zero, nothing." "You seem like a very nice girl." "Thankyou." "But it's a fact:" "In these life-threatening situations... human beings..." "lie." "Soyou are gonna kill me." "All right, look." "Sighs" "Ifeverythingturns outfine andJerrycomesthrough withoutthis all gettingfunky," "I don'tthink that'll happen." "He brings methe pistol, I giveyou to him." "I'mjust here to regulatefunkiness." "Okay?" "Go on." "Great." "Braying" "Hyah, hyah." "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Come on, buddy." "Come on." "Okay?" "Justyou and me.Yeah." "Go!" "Go." "Oh!" "You're such an ass." "Whatareyou-- No, no, no." " I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" "I didn'tmean" " Braying" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Panting" "Horn Honks]" "Hey!" " Speaking Spanish" "Buenasnoches." "Buenasnachos." " Um, I need a lift tothe nexttown inyourtruck." "Spanish" "I need a ride... inyourautomobile tothe nexttown." "I can't payyou." "I have no money." "No dinero." " De Niro?" "Si." "None." "Robert De Niro?" "Robert De Niro." "Laughs" "Yeah." "Uh, I need a lift... inyour "eltruck-o, "" "tothe next ""town-o.""" " Uh, ""village-o."" Uh, uh,pueblo." "Ay,pueblo." "Yeah, si.i" "Alotropueblo." "Okay." "Yes?" "Senor De Niro." "Self-winding, man." "Youneverhaveto windit." "It's veryfiine." "Yeah." "Shake like-- Perpetual calendar." "It'sgood." "Isthis even gonna run?" "Yeah?" " Hey, buddy." "Isthatyour ball?" " Snarls, Barks" "Shit." "Hey." "Hey, man." "You gota rabid dog back here." "Go." "Go!" " Barking" "Go." "Out." "Whistles" "You gotta do something aboutthis dog." "Woman On Answering Machine I have a collectcall forSamantha fromJerryWelbach." "There's no onethere, sir." " Jerry Give ita second." "She'sthere." "Sam, pick upthe phone." "Sam?" "Samsonite?" "Baby, please don'tdothis." " I'm sorry, sir." "Pleasetryagain." " No!" "No, no, no, no!" "Justgive ita second." "She'sthere" "Whatareyou doing?" "Gonna make a phone call." "Towhom?" "ToJerry." "You're gonna tell him that Leroy iswithyou, and thenyou're gonna hang up." " Leroy?" "Yeah." "Leroy,that's right." "Thenyou're gonna hang up." "Simple." "That's it?" "It's enough." "Believe me." "You gonna makethe call, ordo I haveto makeyou?" "'Cause I will." " No." "I'll call." "Good." "Dial it." "Okay.What'sthe number?" "You havethe number." "I don't knowwhere he is." "He's in Mexico." "You should havethe number." "Whatareyou tellin' me?" "You don't have a number, a motel, hotel, nothing?" "What'sthe matter, don'tyou listen?" "We broke up." "No longertogether." "Why wouldlhave thenumber?" "ReceiverSlams]" "Coins Clatter]" "I'm sensing you havetrust issues." "You gotone minute." "I'm a professional." "I dothisfora living." "Goodyforyou." "Radio Playing]" "You'rewastingyourtime." "You'renobody" " Tillsomebodylovesyou" " I think I believeyou." "You'renobody" "Tillsomebodycares" "What's in Vegas?" "Continues]" "Uh,well," "I'm gonna be a waitress, then make a careeras a croupier." "Theycan make a hundred thousand dollars ayear, butyou have to havethe hands... which I do." "I gotthem from myGrandma Vega, which is a good thing, 'cause myGranny Barzel, she had hands like a circus midget." "Howcomeyou can't live withJerry?" "Doyou knowJerry?" "Jerry hastrouble expressing hisfeelings." "He had a reallyfucked-up childhood." "His mom is nuts." "One ofthose peoplewhothinks the iron is always on." "Don'tyou love him?" "I thinkthat'sthe problem." "We love each othertoo much." "But he'sjust-- He's so selfish." "And it's likewe've been living his lifeforever." "He'd tellyou a differentstory altogether, but I give and I give, and hejust keepstaking." "Ourcounselortotallyagrees with me, bytheway." "Chuckles" "I don't putmuch stock in thoseweirdo counselortypes." "Alltheydo issitaround inbare feetandsmokejoints." "Maybethat'strue, but it doesn'tchangethefactthat Jerry's a takerand I'm a giver." "It'sobvious." "You know, a lotofpeople are underthe impression that you getto choosewhoyou love." "Laughs I'm sorry, areyou" "Areyou taking his side?" "You're a man." "Ofcourseyou are." " You're takinghisside." "You love him." "You said soyourself." "lt'sallthatmatters." " You'renobody" "Tillsomebodylovesyou" "You're a verysensitive person fora coldblooded killer." "Sofiindyourselfsomebody" "Thankyou, Sam." "To love" "Shit." "Get." "Getout." "Out." "Look,you gotta getout." "Getout!" "Muttering" "Engine Rewing" "Go!" "Truck Horn Blaring" "All Shouting" "Shouting In Spanish" "Hola, shithead!" "Where's mystuff?" "." "Where's mystuff?" "." "Get back!" "Where's mystuff?" "." " Pistol." "Pistolero." "Get back." "Pistola." " Spanish" "Getback.i" "Staycalm." "Get back, get back!" "Don'tmove.Whatthefuck?" "Give methose." "Back!" "Back, back." "Get in the car." "Get in!" "Okay." "Isthatmy-- Isthatmyjacket?" "Putitin thecar.i Whatis wrong withyoupeople?" "Get back." "Whistles" "Sam] Youdon'thavetobeinhere." " Well, lgobytrackrecord." "Besides, idon'thear anytinkle, tinkle." "Stagefright." "Lookaround, there's noteven a window." "Sowhat'swith this ""we've been livin' his lifeforever"" thing?" "A fiigureofspeech." "ldidn'tmeanitliterally." "Jerry'sbeen workingforMargolese forfiiveyearslessaday." "ltjustfeelslifelong." "Sounds likejail terms." "itis." "ArnoldMargoleseisinjail becauseJerryputhim there." "Jerry ratted out Arnold Margolese?" "No.Jerry wascomingacross Ventura." "Youknow, overthere byLaurelCanyon." "Yeah." " Hewasn't paying attention, ran a red light, smashed into Margolese's Cadillac." "When the cops came, Margolese got busted because he had a person in thetrunk." "That's how Margolese gotsenttojail?" " Mm-hmm." " Live person ordead person?" " Live person." "Huh.What'sthe big deal,then?" "He probablywasn't gonna staythatway." "Hewastaped up in a trunk fora reason,wasn't he?" "God, I would thinkthiswas right upyouralley, Swifty." " He sawsomething." "Well,whatever itwasthis guysaw... orwas goingto saytothe cops, he gotthe chance." "And since itwastechnically Jerry'sfault, Margolese had him workoffthejail time." " Chuckles" "You see, mywhole relationship has been hijacked... because he doesn't payattention when he drives." "I" " I can'tgo withyou in here." "Urinating" "Urinating" "Man We didn'tthinkwewere getting a dead man with the car." "I got no usefora dead gringo." "Take a left." "Snarling" "Go on." "Ifyou're goingto kill me, at leastyou owe methe rightto know... who it isthat's going to send meto God." "Tell me!" "Look, I'm notgonna killya." "But I am gonna haveto shootyou." "Butwhy, sir?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Becauseyou stolefrom me, andyou knowaboutthe pistol andyou'rejustgonna steal again." "Andlcan'thaveyoucoming backing thissituation likeaflyin theointment." "No!" "I won't be a fly!" "You'll neversee me again." "Look,you're gettin' shot, and that's it." "It'll takeyou timeto gettothe nexttown," "especially ifyou're limping." "Wait,wait." "Limping?" "Can'tyoujusttie me up some more?" "I mean,fuck!" "You shootme?" "Tie me!" "Yeah." "I don't have a rope." "Soyou shootme?" "It'stheAmerican way." "Where doyou want it?" "Okay." " No, notthe leg!" "There's arteries." "I could bleed to death in mere seconds." "Thefoot,then." "Look,that'sfair where I comefrom." "Okay?" "It'll hurt, but it'll heal." "What ifyou take off a fuckingtoe!" "Wait,wait,wait." "Notthe left." "Sorry." "On the countofthree." "One." " Screams" "Look, I'm agreeingwithyou." "Butthere's a fewwaysto lookat it." "Now, sex is, no matterwhatanybodysays, a very important part ofany relationship." "ThefactthatJerry is a considerate loversays a lot." "You lostme." "Well, he's a considerate lover." "Youjustgotta find a way to get him to expand this quality he has during sex... to otherareas ofyour relationship." "I mean, even ifit onlycomes out in sex, it'stherejustthe same." "That's a good point." "Ifa person's a considerate lover, he can't be all selfish, right?" "Unless ofcourse he's" "he's, uh, beingaconsiderate" "Whatwasthat?" "What?" "That.Thatmomentyou had." "Whatmoment?" "Leroy,youjustchecked out thatguyand had a moment." "Thatwas a... moment." "I don't know ifitwas a moment." "Whispers Areyou gay?" "As in ""happy""?" "As in homosexual." "Whatdoes mysexual orientation haveto dowith anything we've been talking about?" "Nothing." "ClearsThroat Nothing." "Exceptsomethingthatyou said backthere really bugged me, and thiswould kind of help itmake sense." "Yeah?" "What'sthat?" "I asked ifyou were gonna rape me, andyou said, ""Not likely.""" "You said itso matter-of-fact, like I was repulsive... and itwas ludicroustothink that I was actuallyat riskof you wantingto have sexwith me." "Firstofall, it's a crime ofanger, notattraction." "And second ofall,you're not repulsive." "You'revery beautiful." "Thankyou." "You wantmeto rapeya?" "Areyou gay?" "You wantmeto rapeya?" "You're gay." "Laughs You're gay." "I knew it!" "Oh, I so knew it." "Ijust knew it." "Whata relief." "Whatdoyou want, a medal?" "You wanta littletrinketsaying you identified a homosexual?" "No." "Areyou full throttle?" "Chuckles Full throttle?" "Yeah, I guess I am." "Oh." "I'm not-- I mean" "I'm nottryingto be a smart-ass oranything likethat." "Ijust" " Ijustthink thatthis is great." "Wow." "Thisis" "Thisis... major, okay?" " I knowthe kind ofpeople inyour business." "Okay?" " Yeah?" "And to me, itseemsthat, well, being gay isn't really... conducivetotheenvironment." "Oh." "Like I should be an interiordecorator." "That's insulting." "lam verygoodatwhatldo." " Doyou have a boyfriend?" "No, I don't." "Unfortunately, I seem to be unableto keep... relationshipstogether." "Seems like everybody's havingtrouble keeping relationshipstogether." "PhoneRinging]" "It's ringing, senor." "Thankyou forthat." "No, no, no." "Nonecesario." "Really?" "That's so kind." "You have no idea what I've" " On Phone Hi,this isTed." "Leave a message." "Thankyou." "Gracias, man." "Ifthis is myguy in need, I'm on myway." "Findyourway tothe Hotel de la Plaza." "Waitformethere." "Okay?" "Sittight." "Okay, okay." "Forget aeropuerto." "Uh, Hotel de la Plaza." "DogBarking]" " Muttering In Spanish" "Hola." " Isthisyourdog?" "Sortof." "Camealongfortheride." "He does have a personality, and thatcertainlycounts." " He's a good guy." " Isthisyourcar?" "It's a rental." "I'm an American." " No shit?" "Really?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, I am Mexican." "Cool." "Doyou have a passport?" "Jerry ""Well-batch,"" LosAngeles, U.S.A." "Welbach." "Well-batch." "Can I askyou a question,Jerry?" "How long haveyou been here in Mexico?" "Afewdays." "Pleasure." "I see." "Pleasure, huh?" "Yeah." " I see." "Canyou tell me, uh,what happened here?" "That'snotaccurate, I'mafraid." "The gunsmith did craftthis pistol fora prospective husband, and hewas a nobleman's son,true." "Butthe motifwas darker, myfriend." "It'scursed, thisgun." "Spanish]" "Thekeytothis tale involves thegunsmith'sassistant, apoor, buthonorable youngmaninblindinglove... with thegunsmith's daughter." "Formonthsatatime, theassistanttooktothemines, gathering thepreciousmetal... thatwouldyieldthemost beautifulgun thateverexisted, onlytodiscoverthatwhathehoped wouldbea weddinggiftforhim," "wasforanother." "Thegunsmith insistedhis daughtermarrythenobleman'sson, forbidding theirlove." "So, angeredinhisbitterpain, theassistantcursedthegun, vowing thecreation wouldneverprevail." "Butthegunsmith wasracingagainsttime." "Hehadpromisedapistol ofunparalleledcraftsmanship, thenobleman's dowry hangingin thebalance." "He workeddayandnightto correctthepistol'sproblems." "BulletRicocheting]" "ChurchBell Tolling]" "This gun neverworked properly." "Some say itsverycreation ended the gunsmith's life." "Well, myfriend,you'refreeto go, butwithoutthe gun." "This gun doesn't belong toyou ortoyour boss." "Now it belongsto me." "Man Yeah,Vegas." "Itcan betough thatway." "Samantha]Expensive?" "Man]Yeah, emotionally." "Let'sjustsaythatlhad aseriousrelationshipproblem." "Oh.You fit right in here." "Whatdoyou do now, Frank?" "Now, I am... a postman." "Getoutofhere." "That's so rigid." "Swearto God." "No, come on." "There's a seedy underbelly tothe postal service." " Isthatthe keyto it?" "And that'sthe key." "Youhavenoideahowmanysmall, unmarkedbrownpaperpackagesldeliver." "What, porno?" "Yeah, daily." "Likewhat?" "Videos, blow-up dolls, dildos, pocket pussies." " Don't leave nothing out." "Oh,yeah?" "Hmm." "But,youknow, even withall thatdirtyexcitementatmyfiingertips," "I still havetotake off once ayear." "So Ijustwalkoutthefrontdoor and I know I'm goingtoVegas." "ljustdon'tknowhow." "All I've got is mywallet and an attitude." "I don't know, it keeps me sane." "Afterall, guns don't kill people." "Postal workers do." "Muttering In Spanish" "Okay,you're all set, Mr. Shurker." "Ifyou gotothefrontthere, a shuttlewill takeyou toyourcar." "What kind ofcar is itexactly?" "It's a Chrysler, sir, brand-new." "You wouldn't happen to have something a little more" " Raoul!" "Yeah, man!" "Yeah." "Neverfear, Teddy's here." "Howareyou?" "Whistles" "Speaking Spanish" "Comeon,Jerry." "TheMexicanthief, thedirtycop?" "I mean,theword is out." "It's a big-ticket item." "A lotoffucking people are interested in thatgun." "Nofuckingway." "Isthatwhattheythink?" "That I'm sellingthem out?" "I don't know,Jerry." "Maybetheythinkyou're scared and mightdothewrongthing." " Ted." "You know, I don't know." " I'mjustdoing mygoddamn portion here." "Yeah, and what isthat?" "Tofind outwhat's going on, assessthe damage, tryto calmyou down, helpfind the pistol, get us home." "I tellyou something, I geton that plane, pistol or not, that'll bethe last fuckingflight I evertake." "Oh, come on,Jerry." " ""Come on,Jerry?"" You know it." " I knowwhat I'm supposed to know." "Justdoingyourfucking part." " I knowwhat I'm supposed to know!" "You hearyourself." "You sound likefucking Schultzfrom Hogan'sHeroes." " German Accent I know nothing!" "Goddamn it,Jerry!" "I'm notcrazyabout Nayman runningthings anymorethanyou are." "But I gota fewyears onyou, and I'm tellingyou,thething to do is keepyour nose clean," " lookstraightahead and dowhatyou'retold." "Oh, God." "That'swhy I'm 17 months ofpayments awayfrom Boca Raton." "'Cause I do myfuckin' portions." "Now, I don'tcare howyou lookat it." "Thefirststep outofthis isto getthe pistol back." "I nevertooka payoff in my life." "Jerry, look." "I knowwhereyour loyalties lie." "Butthe kid's dead." "The pistol's gone." "I mean,you can see how it looks, right?" "Come on,Jerry." "You're myguy." "PhoneRinging]" "Ringing Continues]" "Ringing Continues]" "Beeps" ""SafetyDance"]" "We candanceifwe wantto" "We'vegotallyourlife andmine" "Justas long aswe abuse it Nevergonna lose it" "Everything will workoutright Isay, we candance ifwe wantto" "We canleave yourfriendsbehind" "'Causeyourfriends don't dance andiftheydon't dance" "Well, they're nofriendsofmine Isay, we candance We candance Everything'soutofcontrol" "We candance We candance" "They're doingit frompoletopole" "We candance We candance Everybodylookatyourhands" " Stops" " Notthe safestdance." "ClearsThroat" "I'm notgoing anywhere." "Weare in thecity wherel'mgoingtobeliving." "Whispers Go." "Go." "What'swrong?" "Huh?" "Sighs" "You knowwhenyou're in a bad relationship andyou separate?" "All ofa sudden, everywhere you lookthere's love and possibility." "I'm worried aboutJerry." "All right, don'tworry." "I'm gonna call Nayman in the morning." "I'm gonna check in on everything." "You wantmeto stay?" "I wantyou to go." "You sure?" "I reallywantyou to go." "HandcuffsLocking]" "Snoring]" "Ted] lcouldn'tsleepallnight." "Yeah." "No, hesaidhefollowed thecoptothepawnshop." "He'staking me overthere after breakfast." "We're booked on the 7:00, ifall goeswell." "No, nowwait-- No" " No,you waita minute, Nayman." "Nowwhatdoyougotta goandsaythatfor?" "Well, noworlater?" "Howcouldlmisinterpret?" "No, Bernie." "Youdidn'tsend the wrongguy. I'mhandling things." "Butlneversignedup forthat." "Listen, lpromiseyou, whenltellhim it will makeadifference." "Bye." "ToiletFlushing]" "Hey, sweets." "I keep calling and, uh, I haven't heard a word fromyou." "I'm startingtowonder." "I knowyou're angry with me, but, uh, you know, ""Ain't no sunshinewhen she's gone.""" "Okay?" "I thinkshe actually wenttoVegas." "I keeptellingyou,Jerry, thesewomen are problems,you know." "You should tryto be like me." "I answerto myself." "No hassles, nobody ridin' myass like a goddamn horse in a saddle." "Free." "Ted,you keepyourself closed off... soyou have no shot atmeetingthe rightwoman." "Anywoman can bethe right woman ifthe numberswork andyou'rewilling." "Noway." "Notme." "You settle.You openyourselfup." "You becomevulnerable." "What'sthis sudden insight into my relationship?" "Okay, look,Jerry." "She is in Vegas." "What?" " Hey, shitfalls down,you know?" " ""Shitfalls down.""" " Margolese called Nayman all pissed off... thatyou werefuckingthis up, told him to putsomebody on Sam to keep an eye." " In case-- - ""In case?""" "In case I getanyfunny ideas." "Andyou'rejusttelling methis now?" " Don't breakmy balls." "There's otherthingsto consider." " Likewhat?" "Likethatgun isworth a lotofmoney." "People knowyou have it." "Sam could be in danger." "No shit." "Who did they puton her?" "You don't know him, but it's safeto sayyou knowofhim." "Who?" " It'sthatfucking psycho Leroy from Minnesota." " Leroy!" "Nayman had to do it,Jerry." "Itwas an order." "Margolesewould know ifhe didn't." "Wait." "They'rejusttrying to scare me." "Well,thatwould sure do itforme." "We've all heard the kidneystory,Jerry." "Nayman wants us on that 7:00flighttoVegas, pistol in tow, no ifs, ands or buts." "They'll meet us atthe airport, and then this Leroyguywill takethe pistol to Margolese." "Yeah." "TurnsFaucetOn]" "I had to borrow" "Doyou mind?" "Sleepwell?" "Yeah.Andyou?" "Who'sWinston?" "Somebody I don't likeverymuch." "Youcanhave thatremoved, youknow?" "Yeah, maybe I will someday." "ToiletFlushing]" "You wanna get some breakfast?" "RockAndRoll]" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends I'veseenyou 'round foralong, long time" "lreallyrememberedyou whenyoudrankmy wine" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends lseenyouwalking down in Chinatown" "ShowerRunning] -lcalledyoubut youcouldnotlookaround" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Whycan't webefriends" "Atfirst, I thoughtthis guy is all right." "And then I'm thinking he's morethan all right, he'sterrific." "Butthere's noway he's gonna feel the samewayaboutme." "Then I find out he does." "Thenl'm thinking... what happenswhen hefinds out what I do... and who I am and what I've done?" "So, whoamlkidding, right?" "Let'sgetserious." "Whatareyou gonna do about it?" "Sighs That'sthething." "I didn't haveto do anything." "It happened absentofmywill to consciouslymake it happen." "Oh, really?" "I was a little drunk last night." "I tookmygun and I put it up in thetowels in the bathroom,you know." "And hefound it." "And he said, ""The pastdoesn'tmatter." "It'sthefuturethatcounts.""" "Leroy." "See, life can change." "People canchange." "I haven'tcried in 12years." "Whatareyou lookin' at?" "Don't lookatme likethat." "You're makin' itworse." "Whatareyou, BarbaraWalters?" "Sniffles" "It'sjust beautiful." "Let'stalkabout somethin' else." "Whatdoyou wanna talkabout?" "Anything.Anything else." "Anything.Whatever." "Whatwas itover, the lasttimeyou cried?" "Let's talkaboutthat." "Oh,yeah,that'll bring the sun rightout." "Ted I heard itwas this guy Leroy's mother." "That'swhat I heard." "Okay,that'swhat we call ""bullshit.""" "IfI told one guy atthe nextconvention... thatyou keptyourmother cut up in thefreezer forfiveyears, you'd have a reputation too." "Factor not, itmakes no difference." "Jesus,Ted,you can't be so naive, man." "The guy's a star." "Oh, myGod." "Whatareyou soworried about then ifyou think he's all blowhard and bullshit?" "I met Leroyonce, in Minnesota." "Itwasforall oftwo seconds." "I shook his hand." "He seemed like a nice enough guy." "Whetheror not he lives up tothis pumped-up legend of a psychotic is besidethe point." "And ifhe does sit naked in his garage soaking in gasoline lighting matches, I don'tcare." "Whatconcerns me is hewas hired in thefirst place." "Areyou with me?" "Geez,Jerry,you reallymet him?" "Oh, myGod!" "Hey, old Ted is notgonna letanything happen, okay,Jerry?" "I'm here." "Thanks, Ted." "lfeelperfectlysafe." "BellOnDoorJingling]" "Hola." " I nofuckaround." "Comprende?" "Gun." "Gun." "Loaded." "Bang, bang.You, dead." "Doyou have a speech impediment?" "Give methefuckin' gun.The pistol." "The pistol?" "You knowwhat I'm talkin' about." "Let's go!" "The pistol?" "Okay, all right." "What'syour name?" "Joe." "Joe." "Justdo likethe man says." "We'll be outofhere beforeyou know it." " Thepistol,please." "Okay." "Thankyou." "Excuse me." "I got it." "Come on." "Go." "Got it." "Just have a seat right here, amigo." "Geez!" "Jerry, haveyou lostyourmind?" "Whatwereyou talking abouton the phone?" "Jerry,willyou putthe gun away?" "Was itto offme?" "Isthatwhatyou two were discussing,to offme?" "Jerry, I would never" "Go ahead, deny it." "Go ahead." "Go ahead!" "Okay, Okay." "Jerry,that'swhat he said." "Soyou were lyingto me whenyou said that I would walkawayfrom this." " No,Jerry,that'swhat he said." "Thenyou're lying nowabout him tellingto offme." "Which is it?" " No, no." "Nayman told me to do it,Jerry, but" "But?" "But?" " But" "Butyou'rejustdoing yourportion." "Isn'tthat how itworks,Ted?" "Seventeen portions leftfor Boca-- Boca Raton." "Right?" "I wouldn'tdothat portion." "Come on, I swear!" "On one hand,theytellyou to bring me in." "On the other hand, theytellyou totake me out." "Whyareyou beingtold two contradictingthings?" " Youdon'taskaquestion?" " I-Ijust" " I" " I don't know." "You don'tthinkthat's a littleweird?" "Yeah, it's-- it'sweird." "Right!" "Because something's going on." "What is it?" "Exactly.You don't know, 'causeyou'rejustdoing yourfucking part." "Well, I'm notgoing down becauseyou don't know!" "See my predicament?" "You're myguy,Ted." "HandcuffsLocking]" "You're myguy,Jerry." "Gunshot-typeNoises]" "SirenWailing" "Hold on.What happened here?" "Someone killed themselves." "Swan dive, rightoffthe balcony." "Come on." "Juststay back." "Go." "Thankyou verymuch." "Sorryto have disturbedyou." "Man Hotel security." "Sobs]" "No." "Please, no." "No." "No." "Leroy]Coming." "Hello, sir." "Sorryto intrude." "Afraid there's been a terrible incident.Are all parties inyour room accounted for?" "Yeah.Yeah. Justme and mywife." "Honey!" "No, no, that'sokay, sir." "Thankyouverymuch." "What happened?" "Sorryto have disturbedyou." "Is everything all right?" "Leroy." "Packyourshit." " Grunts" "Shh, shh." "Psst." "You're a stupid motherfucker, you knowthat?" "You'rewell dressed, I'll giveyou that, butstupid." "Groans" "Wear Kevlar?" "Huh?" " Screams" "Yeah." "Leroy." "Please don'tdothis." "Please." "Oh,you think I should listen to her?" "Huh?" " Whatdoyouthink?" " Gasps" "Huh?" "Wanna knowwhat I think?" "Kevlar isfor pussies." "LaboredBreathing]" "This isfor Frank." "WomanSpeakingSpanishOverP.A.]" " My bagwill maketheflight, right?" "They'll run itdown there." " Ijust need to seeyour passport." "Yeah." " I'm afraid there's been a mistake." " What?" "No!" "No!" "Mr. Shurker most probably hasyours." "Leroy]ltoldyouin thebeginning, ifJerrycomes through... andnothinggetsfunky, everything willbeallright." " Well, shitgotfunky." "Why isn't he here?" "Why?" "Why?" "Whydon'tyou give me a second?" "I'm tryingto getthe fucking story here, all right?" "Justtake iteasyand stop acting like a kidnapped chick on a carton ofmilk." "Hmm.Yeah." "You're right." "This is an offerforthe gun." "Yeah." "I can see howthis looks." "I'vejust been trying to getsome,you know, better numberstogether." "You have no intention ofgivingthe gun to Margolese, doyou, Bernie?" "Look, Bobby.You know, I knowthatyou're loyal." "Andthat'sgood." "lmean, nobody's debating that." "Letme askyou." "Inyourskulking around, goingthrough privatethings in other people's offices, didyou manageto discover that he's shutting us down?" "That'sright." "You, me, everybody." "I don't-- I don't understand." "You didn'tgetthe memo, the severance package,the bonus?" "No?" " No." "Nothing." "Yeah, me neither." "Difference betweenyou and me is I know when I'm beingfucked... andyoudon't, 'causeyou'restanding onthe wrongfuckingline." "Letme helpyou geton the rightside ofthe line... and doforyou what he should've done, Bobby." "He's changedinprison." "I'm tellingyou, something's changed him." " He's notthe same guy." "DoorOpens]" "They're still holding." "Whatdoyou wantmetotell 'em?" "Can I counton yourcooperation?" "Yeah,yeah, Bobby." "I'm here.Yeah." "Yeah,that's his hotel." "Yeah, all right." "Sure." "What?" " Plan B is now in effect." "I hopeyou don'tgetairsick." "Muttering" "Get in the car." " Hola, hola, senor." "Hola, SenorWelbach." "Yeah." "Hasthe U.S. Consulate, havetheycalled backyet?" " No, sir, notyet." "Well, look." "This is a muy, muy, muy importantcall." "I've lostmy passport, okay?" "So I'll be sitting rightoverthere." "I'm notgonna move." "SenorWelbach, you seethatman overthere?" "Jerry]Yeah." "That's Mr.Williamson." "So?" "He's been waiting forthatverysame call." "Really?" "What,thewhole morning?" "Since March, senor." "Oh, come on." "PhoneRinging]" "Chuckling]" " Hotel de la Plaza." "BoisterousLaughter]" "Yes, as a matteroffact he's right here." "Senor, it'sforyou." "Oh." "Oh." "Hey.Yes, hello?" "You bastard. ""Hello?"" Like, ""Hello, my life is great." "Everything isfine." "Sam?" " La, la, la."" I thoughtyou could be dead." "I've been worried sick, andyou answerthe phone, ""Hello,""" "likeyou're confirming a room service order." "Sam?" "Sam?" "I'm donewith Mr.JerryWelbach. Mr. ""Hi."" No, no." " Leroy Askaboutthe gun." " Is" " Isthat Leroy?" " Did hefuckingtouchyou?" " Doyou have any idea... what I have been through these lastfewdays, hmm?" "Whateveryou've been through, multiply it bya thousand times." "You'll have somevague conception ofwhere I'm at." "Oh, oh, oh!" " Isn'tthattypical,Jerry?" "It's all a competition!" "Shh, shh." "Titfortat,tatfortit!" "Stopyelling,forChrist's sake!" "Howareyou?" "Areyou okay?" "Areyou all right?" "Where areyou?" "Toluca Airport,Jerry." "And things are shitty-- reallyshitty!" "Tell him ifhe shows up with the pistol, everything will be all right." "He doesn'tcare aboutthat." "Onlycares about himself." "It'sthe samethingwith him." "Whyareyou airing personal matters with complete strangers?" "Oh, letme see." "Uh, I don'tthinkthat you really classify... someonewhoyoujust perpetrated a killingwith a completefucking stranger!" "And letmetellyou something." "I can'tfind my Kotex cards..." "ormycredit pads!" "Sam,whatdidyou say?" "All right,Jerry,justsettle down." " Hey!" "What'dyou doto her?" "Jerry,justsettle down." "Okay?" "Yeah." "We had a slightsituation, but itshould occurtoyou... that I'm a professional and I knowwhat I'm doing." "Sowhydon'twe alljust chill outa minute here?" "WomanSpeakingOverP.A.]" " Nowfirstofall,what happened?" "Didyou get lost?" "Yeah,fivefuckingyears ago." "Whatdidyou-- I can't hearyou." " No, nothing." "Nothing." "Nothing." "I hopeyou have something." "Yeah,wellyoujust-- You don't" "Justmake sureyou return her with all ten toes.You hearme?" " I understand." "I understand." " Huh?" "Justcome down here, pick us up." "We'll squarethings away." "You gota veryspecial woman here,Jerry." " Butwe all know howyou can get, right?" " Chuckles" "So, let's not have anyofthat." "What?" "This is a time forselflessness." "What?" "Wha" " Dial Tone Humming" "You all right?" "Stupid gun." "Out!" "Leroy I haveto askyou a question." "And it's an importantone, so..." "I wantyou tothinkaboutthe answer beforeyou give itto me, okay?" "Okay." "When two people love each other, really love each other, buttheyjustcan'tget ittogether, when doyou gettothat point where enough is enough?" "That-- Oh,well,that's--You know." "Um,you know it's overwhen" "Okay, I have, like, these psychosomatic... insomniatic manifestations of" "Uh--Well, here's thething aboutme." "I'm a productofmyemotions versus being a product ofmyenvironment, like him, which he is, exactly, justthatenvironmental" "I-I need sunshineto grow." "That'swho I am." "And with the projection of" "I have goals." "That'syouranswer?" "Yeah." "That's not right." " I mean,there's a rightanswer here, butthat's not it." " Scoffs" "Look." "In my business, you're surrounded... by loneliness and finality." "Now, I don'tcarewhat yourtake is on an afterlife." "When people die, it's scary." "And theygo alone." "Now,the people that I send off... that have experienced love, they're a little less scared." "I mean,they're still scared, butthere's... a calmnessto 'em." "And I thinkthatcomes from the knowledgethatsomebody somewhere loved them... and cared for'em and will miss 'em." "Now, I seethatfrom timetotime, and I am awed by it." "I don'tthink I'd betellingyou anyofthis ifitwasn'tfor Frank." "Anyway, it's-- it's a loaded question." "Look,when two people love each other," "totally,truthfully, all theway love each other," " Mm-hmm." "the answertothatquestion is simple, especially inyourcase." "When doyou gettothat point where enough is enough?" "Never." "Never." "Ijust hopeJerry's notstupid." "UnzippingSuitcase]" "What is he driving?" "It's a funky rental." "Look, I knowwe're all a little grouchy right now." "We'll getsomethingto eat, you'll getthe pistol and then we'll all go ourseparateways." " Reallyseparateways." " Now, don'tstart, Sam." "You knowwhat." "Shut up." "I'll start because I havethe right." "Whydoyou dothat?" "Do nottell meto shut up." " I count here,Jerry." " Wehadanagreement, remember?" "Shut up." "Whydon'twe all shut up a little bit?" " I swearto God, I will crash thisfucking car right now." "Jerry, don'tdothat." "I will." "One moreword outofyou.Anotherword, Sam." "One moreword." " I sweartofucking God." " Naugahyde." "All right." "Sam]Allright,Jerry.i" "Areyou finished?" "Yes!" " Yougonnashutup?" " Yes,yes,yes.i" "Jerry, I will, I will!" "Screaming]" "Stop thecar,Jerry.i Stop thecar." "Horn Blaring" "Stop, stop, stop!" "Oh, myGod!" "Horn Honking]" "Man Yelling In Spanish" "Jerry, I wantyou to know, you'rethe craziestfucker I evermet." "You knowwhat?" "Go!" "GotoVegas." "I've had it!" "Sighs" "Son ofa bitch!" "I had a flatdown in Florida once, out in the middle ofnowhere." "So I gotothetrunk, there's no spare." "Four hours in the baking sun waitingfora truckto come by." "Ow!" "Now I always check." "VehicleApproaching]" "Letme give ita rip." "Sometimesyou need a little moretorque, you knowwhat I mean?" "Wouldn'tkillthebastards tooiltheseevery onceina while,youknow." "Fucking car rentals." "Yeah." "Gunshot]" "Walkaway, baby.Walkaway." "Whatdidyou do?" " Hewas gonna kill us, Sam." "Whatthefuckdidyou doto Leroy?" "Lookat his head!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Listen, listen." "I met Leroy in 1997 in Minnesota." "And that's not him!" " No, no,Jerry." "Jerry,you made a terrible mistake." "Sweetie." "Hewas myfriend!" "You made a terrible mistake!" "Baby, Leroy is black." "Leroy's black." "Okay?" " No." "Yes!" "He's black." " No." "African-American." "A person ofcolor." "The guy he killed in Vegas, that'sthe real Leroy." "That's Margolese's Leroy." "So,this guy" "Oh, I'm such an ass." "Such an ass." "Ofcourse." """Givethe gun to Leroy." "He'll get itdown to Margolese."" Ha-fucking-ha!" "Yousee?" "Doyousee?" "I'mbeingsetup.i" "Nayman hiresthis prick totake out Leroy, getthe gun and pin itall onJackoffJerry." "Isn'tthat right, Mr.Winston Baldry?" "Huh?" "Right!" "Well, I met Leroy,Winston, and there's noway you could have known that." "And that'syourmistake." "You fucked up." "Sobs" "I can't believe it." "Everyfuckingtime." "Everyfuckingtime." "Notthistime." "Thistime I win." "Thistime I win!" "I fuckingwin!" "Oh, myGod." "I'm lucky I didn't loseyou three days ago." "I wanna go home." "WomanSpeakingSpanishOverP.A.]" "Didyou call aboutyour passport?" "Didyou call the consulate?" "Yeah." "Doyou have enough money?" "Yeah, I'm all right." "lwannaaskyou aquestion." "It's a good one, sothinkabout it." "Iftwo people love each other, buttheyjustcan'tseem to get ittogether," "when doyou gettothat point ofenough is enough?" "Never." "Bleating" "They'll call." "I've left60 messages." "I said itwas an emergency." "Whywould Nayman askyou ifyou like sex and travel?" "I mean,w-w-what is it even supposed to mean?" "Thatyou fool around orsomething?" "Isthat" " Isthat" "I tellyou thiswhole, long debacle, and thisyou have a problem with?" "Yeah.Yeah, I do, because I think thatwhenyou asksomeone..." "who is involved in a relationship ofthe heart..." " Uh-huh?" "Yeah?" "ifthey like sex and travel, thatthat's-- that's m-m-mean-spirited." "It's" " It's" " It's stupid." "And I'll tellyou this." "We're not running anymore." "No, no, no, no, no." "So donewith the running." "Justthe packing and the running and the" "Sooneror later, that phone is gonna ring." "We are goingto get your passport in order... andyou are gonna put thatgun in Margolese's hand where it belongs." "Nayman isfucking Margolese." "That has got nothingto dowith us." "Bythe grace ofGod or I don't knowwhat, honey, you have managed to ForrestGump yourwaythrough this." "Andjust, ifwe run now, we're gonna be running the restofour lives." "Wewantour life back." "Yes, baby,we do." "Speaking Spanish" "Jerry] No, no, no, thatcan'tberight." "Couldyoujustcheckagain?" "Ow!" "Baby, don't." "Margolese." """M"" as in Mary." "Baby, canyou turn thatdown?" "You don'teven speakSpanish, sweetheart." "Real emotion transcends language,Jerry." "You don't haveto understand thewordsto heartheir pain." "No,that's impossible." "That's" "Doyou knowwhen?" "Ay-yi-yi." "No, no, all right." "All right." "Margolese is out." "He gotoutthis morning." "He's out." "Whatthe hell is going on?" "He's notsupposed to be out till Thursday." "It isThursday, hon." "DogBarking]" "What is it?" "Shh." "Come on." "Juststayaway from thewindow." "Shit." "Shit." "Here, give me it." "Good one." "What is it, boy?" "Hey.i" "Hey, man, getoutofthere." "Clattering]" "Muttering In Spanish" "Come on, man." "You'refreaking me out." "Whistles" "Huh?" "Ow." "Whereyou taking me?" "It's notyourfault you know nothing aboutthis gun." "You'reAmerican." "This gun does not belongtoyou." "Bleating" "ManChatteringlnSpanish]" "DoorOpens" "Whispering In Spanish" "Mr. Margolese." "Well, I-I-- I don't understand." "What's itgonna take, Jerry?" "What?" "Forthe gun,Jerry." "What's itgonna take foryou to give itto me and notto another?" "You don't" " Man!" "What'll ittake?" "You know, I" " I don't knowwhat ittakes." "I'm new in the ""fuckyou"" business." "You tell me, Mr. Margolese." "Whatdoes ittake?" "ldidn'tfuckyou,Jerry." "I had Nayman sendyou down here, but I didn't know hewas lookingfora buyer." "When I found out hewas lookingfora buyer, I didn't knowwho on myteam was... still on myteam, oreven iftherewas a goddamn team." "Stammers Whothefuckarethese guys?" "Theyworkforthis man, Tropillo." "Andwhothefuckis Tropi- Youknowwhat?" "Notevenimportant." "You give me one good reason why I shouldn'tfightto mydeath to notgiveyou the gun." "Believeyoume, ifitcomesto that, someonehere'sgonnaleave thisroommissinganear... or not being able tofuckanymore." "One reason, nowthatyou letme knowwhatyou think I'm made of." "Chuckling" "Areyou a fatalist,Jerry?" "Uh, I never really thoughtabout it." "Porfavor." "Gracias." "Whenyou dothinkabout it, aboutthatafternoon that you smashed into my life, into mycar, everthinkthere's anythingtothat?" "I honestly never thoughtabout it." "Because ofthatafternoon, I'm doomed to remember... a simple backwards inmate with a paperclipping." "Whenyou're injail, a small box, you learn a lotabout thefellayou're in a cagewith." "lgrewtolove thatboy, likehe wasmyownson." "But hewas his." "One daythe boycameto me with a paperclipping." """This is mydestiny." "This is my birthright.""" "Itwas a story aboutthe pistol-- howtheyfound it in the mines stashed away." "When I asked why itmeantso much to him, the story hetold changed my life." "Spanish]" "Tropillo'sSon's Voice] Thenightbefore thenobleman'sarrival, theassistantcouldnotsleep, hisheartinachingpain." "Shouting In Spanish" "Theday was uponhim when thegunsmith wouldpresent... hisgifttothenobleman andhisson." "Thenobleman'sson was anotoriously vicioussoldier, worldlyandwicked." "Forhim, hisfatherdemanded somethingmorebeautiful, moreperfectthanhe'dever laideyesonbefore." "Butnothing, no wordsordescription couldhavegivenjusticetoit... orhavepreparedhim forthatgun'sflawlessgrace." "Continues]" "Whenthenobleman'sson sawhisintendedbride-to-be, it wasloveatfiirstsight." "Thenobleman'ssontook themighty weaponintohishands." "Aperfectfiit." "ltdidnotwork." "Thenoblemantookit asabadomen." "Thecursehadrenderedit uselessin unworthyhands." "Thegunsmith urgedhim totryitonelasttime, andsohedid." "Thenobleman wasinsulted bytheineptness, angry with thepoorgunsmith." "Theyargued." "Whenthenobleman'sson realizedthatherheartbelonged tothepoor, simple assistant, amanfarless thanhe, he wasfuriousinanger." "Hecouldnothave that." "Theassistant, realizing that evenifthegunshould work, she wouldcertainlydienext, beggedhisloveto withdraw andaccepttheirfate." "NoAudible Dialogue" "Somesayyoucouldactually hearherheartbreak." "Shefearlesslysurrendered herbitterspirit untopurgatory." "ChurchBellsRinging]" "Thepistolcontains herdamnedsoul." "Margolese Dayafterday I would listen tothatstory." "Andalwayshe wouldtellme, "Whenlgetout," """I will find that pistol and I will return itto myfather, whosefather'sfather hadcraftedthegun. "" "Eighteen months later, hetook it in the bellyforme." "He died." "I vowed to search, acquirethe pistol and return itto hisfather." "Mygrandson Beck, headstrong boy." "Sure, hewas mixed up." "He didn't understand the honor... behind what I was doing." "That'swhen it became clearto me I had to sendyou down here." "Becauseyouwere theinstrument in thesituation,Jerry." "His son is dead." "Mygrandson is dead." "All ofit broughttogether bythatafternoon atour intersection." "Well,that-- that's a..." "prettygood fucking reason." "Speaking Spanish" "You are a soldierofGod." "SpeakingSpanish]" "Shewill be safethere, rightthere, and she can fly with the angels." "Nodevils cancatchherhere, righthere, andnowshe willbeable tofly with theangels." "We square?" "I'll oweyou." "Ringing" "Jerry, honey?" "Nayman I betthis isthe queen ofthe idiot.Am I right?" "This must be Sam." "This is Bernie Nayman." "Where'sthatstupid fuckingJerry?" "With Leroy?" "Chewing" "Don'tyou meanWinston?" "I hope not, 'cause he's dead." "Thenyou're in a lotoftrouble." "Especially ifJerry sold thatgun." "Jerry hid it." "Astep in the rightdirection." "Areyou there, Sam?" "Yeah, I'm here." "Yeah, metoo." "Jerry]Nayman.i" "Where is she?" "What haveyou donewith her?" "BangingOn Trunk]" "Sam?" "Jerry, getmeout.i" " Don'tshoot." "She's in thetrunk!" " I swearto God, ifyou've hurt her" "Well, it is hot in there." " Let herout!" "You give methe pistol and I'll let herout." "All right.All right, Nayman, where arethe keys?" "I might have lostthem." "Well,you're shitoutofluck, because she'sthe onlyone who knowswherethe pistol is." "Oh." "Chuckles" "Sam, no!" " Putthatdown.You'll damage it." "You shutthefuck up!" "Sam, do not" " I repeat-- do not pull thattrigger, baby." "No, no, no." "I will" " I will pull thisfuckingtrigger." "You toastthatgun, he's dead rightafter." "Sweets." "Putthe gun down." "Okay?" "Putit down." "Whispering It's notworth it." "Okay?" "He's right, it's notworth it." "Don'tyou know when enough is enough?" "Baby." " Doyou like sex and travel?" " Moans" "As a matteroffact, I do." "Wrong answer." "ChurchBells Chiming]" "Sweetheart?" "Groaning" "Wejustwitnessed a miracle." "Oh, myGod." "Oh, myGod." "Areyou all right, hon?" "Areyou okay?" "Am I okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay.You okay?" "Yeah?" " May I?" " Itwould be our honor." "Yeah." "Seal it." "Engine Starts" "Samantha] Doyouloveme,Jerry?" "I adoreyou, sweetheart." "Then tell me itagain." " Baby, I've alreadytoldyou threetimes." "Justone moretime, please." "Please." "Please." "Sighs" "The pistol was crafted fora noble man bya poor Mexican gunsmith." " Nobleman." " Hmm?" " It's nobleman, not noble man." "Oneword, nottwo." "Whatdid I say?" "That'swhat I-- Whatdifference does itmake?" " Itdoesn'tmake a difference, honey." "Go on with the story." "Whydoyou haveto correctme?" " It's nobleman." "English isyourmothertongue." " I'm calling a time-out!" "Spanish]" "Ends]" "Man]Raoul.i" "Spanish, Guitar]" "ManSinginglnSpanish]" "Singing Continues lnSpanish]" "Ends]" "Samantha Whispering] lloveyou,Jerry."