" May I, Mr Arkan?" " Yes, of course." "Thank you." "The ear for the children." "With earring." "Fags!" "Pipo!" "Pipa!" "A little ear!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Take it!" " Come on, Iet's see who takes it." "It's for me." "It's for you, baby." "The dirty things you do at nigh have a reward." "Give me a little kiss." "Good night, milady." "I have a present for you and I promise you everything will be as it was before." "The lord has come back to help us." "fortunately, we are under his diabolic protection" "We'II vanquish again, madam." "Come here, Arkan." "Hey, Rafa!" " Just this?" " Don't grumble!" " What?" " Do you want some dope, man?" "Leave me alone!" " Peace at last!" " This is peace!" " Is everything all right?" " Yes." "Is everything all right?" " Yes." " Is everything all right?" " Yes!" " will it be long until we arrive?" " About two hundred kilometres." " How much?" " About two hundred miles." "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "Fuck, I'm hungry!" "Come on, Sharon, make some sandwiches." "I'II do this." "She's already eaten anyway." "You are not hungry, are you?" " Are you sure this is the way?" " The signal was very clear." " This is a road for goats." "For goats?" "For a billy goat." "Look out!" "Keep your hands to yourselves, please" "filthy jealous!" "Shit!" "Fuck, man, you could have killed us!" "Hey, I was carlos Sainz's teacher." "Oh, fuck!" "Give me a torch!" "What the fuck happens to this thing?" "It broke down in Zamora, do you remember?" "It fell to the river." " CouIdn't you buy new batteries?" " Me?" "Why me?" "He is the manager!" "The manager!" "Look how he 'manages'!" " I think the axel is broken" " What the fuck do you know?" "What are you doing here?" "We are a little capricious." " Do you know anything of cars?" " A little." " Have a look at it, please." " Yes, please." " Are you British?" " Yes." "They are Spanish:" "Rafa, FIavia." "And the owner of those legs is Sharon." "One leg is from belgium and one leg is from New York." " I think it's the spring." " Fuck!" " Is there any garage near?" " At 62 kilometres from here." "I'II call to the wrecker." "They'II come tomorrow morning." "Not today?" "It's very late." "impossible." "Now we've really screwed up." "You can come home, we'II phone to the garage from there." " Is your house near here?" " Yes, up there..." "But it's not my home, it's countess Freguenmans's home." " I'm her secretary" " Won't we disturb her?" "No, he likes young people" "No, we'II sleep here." "We'II be better in the house." "Stop fucking just for a while!" " What's the matter, fuck?" " We are staying here this night." "I know." "Up there there's a house." "We are going there." "Ok, we stay here, to look after all this." "You disgusting rats!" " Come on." "Come on, leave them." " If you need help, here I am." " I've enough with him, thank you." "Enjoy yourselves, then." "It's at the end of this path." "Where did you want to go?" "We go to EI AIgar." "We're musicians and we have to play there tomorrow." "Damned scamps!" "." "They got up one of their old tricks again." "could they find a restaurant?" "Yes, near the curve." "This is the palace of the countess, a beautiful building, isn't it?" "Yes, it's a beautiful place and must be very healthy." "Wait here." "I'II announce the countess your arrival." "I know this woman." "I don't know who she is, but she's gorgeous." "She's pretty, but she's not my type." "Countess Freguenmans." "She was a lady of the court of Louis II." "Wife of the count Freguenmans." "He received the title because of his services to the king." "She was a great singer." "Lady OIga." "They are here." "Five young fellows full of energy." "Tomorrow your pains will be over for a few months." "I need it now." "please." " I'II give you the Iast drop." " please!" "Respect this holy place!" "Now I'II show you to your rooms." "Each room has its bathroom, I hope you are comfortable." "Yes, don't worry, we're much better here than in the van." " I hope you spend a good night." " And the countess?" "She apologises, she is lightly indisposed..." " You'II meet here tomorrow." " will you phone to the garage?" "I'II pone before I go, don't worry." " Anything else?" " No, thank you." "Good night." "This room is mine." "I'm going to sleep like Queen Victoria!" "I'm happy for you!" "I want something more private." "Garage Mércuri" "Yes, miss." "I need a wrecker for tomorrow, earIy. there has been an accident." "Thank you." " May I help you, sir?" " No, no, thank you very much." "The wrecker will come tomorrow morning, do you want anything else?" "No, thank you very much." "Thank you." " This isn't a telephone." " hello?" "It's an intercom." "Have you seen that old english series on TV?" "This way the servants can talk to the masters." "He wasn't talking to the garage, it's impossible." "Fuck!" "I don't like this." "Let's get out of here." "Rafa has disappeared!" "What are you saying about Rafa?" "The water is not very hot, but don't say this is not a luxury." "Here are very strange things." " The man has phoned to the garage." " Great." "But he hasn't phoned really..." "The telephone looks like a telephone, but it isn't." "It's one of those old things, do you understand?" " Not a word." "Have you seen 'Upstairs Downstairs'?" " What?" " Yes, man." "The english series." "For english series, Mr. Bean." "calm down, we sleep, have a dinner and tomorrow we get out of here" "Come on, have a shower, it'II cool you down." "tell me, how much do you love me?" "I Iove you more than anybody would love somebody never before." "Do you believe I became beautiful again?" "I'm sure of it." "You will be once again as you were before." " Amazing!" " Who?" "That girl?" "No, the puppets." "Daddy, are you jerking off?" " There is a monster!" "A devil!" " A monster?" "Authentic?" "Yes." "No, it's just a puppet." " It's just a puppet." " But it's horrible!" "Yes, I'm horrible, fuck!" "Let's go to the house." "It's up there." "We'II have a shower and a breakfast and we'II feel better." "Let's get out of here." "Of course we get out of here." "twelve o'cIock?" "It can't be!" "What time have you got?" "twelve o'cIock." "But it's getting light, it can't be twelve o'cIock!" "Fuck!" "Let's go with the others." " It seems an old convent." " It's very strange!" "And that monk, hanging there..." "It's an old and terrible legend." "He appears from time to time on the wall, he comes when is needed." " Who was he?" " A satanic monk." "He tormented and killed a Iot of innocent girls." "It's said he fell in love with a great lady who rejected him whit horror." "He locked her up in that cell, he raped and tortured her to death." "During her terrible agony, the monk who loved her with all his heart, prepared with his blood and his semen, a potion that saved the lady on the Iast minute." " And her servant came to rescue her." " What happened to the monk?" "He hanged himself in his cell that was blocked off, along with the window." "Don't you see there's a window missing?" "When he appears, it's for do good or evil?" "Where is the border between good and evil?" "Do you know what time is it?" " I don't use a watch long time ago." " And in the house?" "AII they are stopped." " At twelve, I suppose." " Shut up." "He isn't here!" " What is this music?" "It's beautiful!" " It's mine." "This one too." "Eh!" "And the others?" " Fucking I presume, Iike you." "There's a bathroom upstairs, use it." " Is there any food?" " Biscuits and chocolate." "But look in the room next to the bathroom." "billy!" "Let's get out of here." " Come on, leave me alone." " Let's go to the van straightaway." "Come on, Iet's go." "Don't you think here's a sinister atmosphere?" "Don't you prefer to come back to the van with me?" "BaItasar!" "BaItasar!" "BaItasar!" " BaItasar!" " Has the moment arrived?" "Yes." "Can I bring the children?" "No, Iet them play." "And the scythe?" "Can I use it?" "I've just sharpened it." "A good knife is the best." "please, Iet me use it." " AII right, come on." " Thank you." "Master, yesterday the children behaved well, didn't they?" "Go away, come on, go away!" "Ouch, my balls!" "No, boss, leave it to me." "It's like hunting a little fox." "She had to be over here." "Come on, fox, get out of the earth!" "I smell her, I can smell her." "She smells of fear." "I smell her, boss." "She's over here." "Her flow must be cut off." "Come on, fox, get out, get out." "We've lost her, stupid, it's your fault." " She had to be here." " It's useless, Iet's go to the house." "Shut up, you stupid." "I'II take care of her." "Come on, little fox, don't be shy!" "I smell you, fox!" "Stop that." "Let's go to the jetty." "No, boss!" "It's better like this, without head!" "Son of a bitch!" "What a pity!" "It's a magnificent instrument." "Fuck!" "I think it's from the Superior PaIaeoIithic." "I prefer a good methacrylate piano..." "I know this woman." "Fuck, of course I know her!" "She's OIga Luján" "No idea." "Of course, she did films and went to hollywood, Paris and sang..." "Yes, that's it." "And that daring song..." ""I've got a treasure between my legs"" " It's was very famous." " Stop fooling around!" "The butler told us that she was Luis II's favourite then, when she sang this of 'I have a treasure...' ...she must be 100 years old, but she must be gorgeous." "Okay, it's impossible, but it's the same woman." " I'm not so sure." " Look at here." "Your van will be repaired in a couple of hours." "Have they come to repair it?" " Yes, of course." "The countess invites you to have lunch and will come down to pay her respects to you." "Thank you." "I've started to doubt her existence." ""well paid, web paid, were you, woman..."" "Daddy, hurrah, daddy!" " Fuck her." " What are you saying, child?" "Are you crazy?" "Don't you see she's half dead?" "You don't have nor shame neither sensibility, out!" "We should wait some days." ""well paid, well paid"" ""well paid, because I bought your kisses"" "Here it is, stop there." "The countess gets impatient." "help yourself, then." "Out!" "Ladies, gentleman, the mythic OIga Luján." "To you." "For the best woman I've seen in my whole life." "EntraiIs Toscana." "Thank you, Arkan." "So you are OIga Luján." "If you think so..." "I think so, but I'm very confused..." "You must be 100 years old." "people are as old as they appear." "You don't eat anything." "I eat very little." "You're fantastic, I'm amazed!" "Now I understand why Tyron Power or ErroI FIynn  fell in love with women like you." "He says he understands why all those actors fell in love with women like you." "But I'm real, my hand is real." "My breasts are real." "Is this the breast of a woman of a hundred?" "Come with me." "I'II teach you all my secrets." "Come." " How old are you?" " Nineteen." "I hope you're not jealous of a poor old woman." "What a nerve she's got!" "I'm sure he is going to Iearn new things with her." "I would Iike to go with them too." "No!" "please!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Noooo!" "If you've come to rape me, you've picked up the wrong door." " I had a terrible nightmare." " I'm not surprised." "What was it about?" "I don't know." "I can't remember." "It was horrible." " You can stay here if you want." " What can I do with you?" "You can strike my ass." "I'd really like that." "Anyway, you never know." "As they say, while there's life, there's hope." "No, I'm serious now, I slept with a girl a little while ago." "I don't believe you!" "The bitch tricked me, I thought she was a transvestite." " So what did you do?" " What could I do?" "I sacrificed myself." "Anyway, it was to late to go back." "Did you hear that?" "Your friend Rafa is getting his rocks off." "Where are you going?" "I know he's not fucking." "It's not him." " will you be cross if I don't come?" " No, why?" " Even if you are cross, I'm not coming." " Fucking idiot!" " help, my God." " What has happened to you?" " What are you doing here?" " They are cruel monsters." "They want our blood for one of them." "For the countess." "But, and Sharon?" "Why?" "They killed a few minutes ago and thought I was dead." "Let's get out of here." "Let's got to the river." "We can't escape without Rafa and Mario." ""I don't ask you anything, I don't owe you anything..."" "They have beautiful things for making music." " We'II take them." " Yes, and if the owners get angry?" "I think that the owners can't..." "The van too?" " Yes, the van too." "Everything." " Hurrah!" "Hurrah!" "And now Rock and roll:" ""well paid"" "They are in the van." " Get out for the backside." " Okay." "Stop!" "Stop!" "The game is over, little stupid." "Who's there?" "Noooo!" "I don't know anything about weapons." "And Rafa?" "It's like he didn't hear anything." "BacaIao!" "Come on, total machine!" "Let's dance!" "Let's dance!" "BacaIao!" "Why are you so ugly?" "You don't look like my children." "Come on, take some exercise, you are not fit." "Come on!" "BacaIao!" "BacaIao!" "I'm OIga Luján, the eternal woman!" "Come, come with me!" "Yes, it's me, it's me, come, come with me!" "Yes, it's me, olga Luján, the goddess!" "My husband showed me the secret of the eternal youth:" "blood of youth and beautiful like him." "I have shown him the way to pleasure, the ecstasy of dying." "You should know the pleasure with me too." "Come, come!" "Machine!" "total machine!" "Stop it!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Open!" "Open!" "billy!" "Mario!" "Let's go to the river!" "There are a Iot of boats." "Mario!" "Mario!" "I thought you can't drive." " Of course not, but 'stamroIIers'..." "SteamroIIers." "This one is loose." "FIavia and Mario came back happily to the city, where they carry on their artistic career." "They are good friends." "olga Luján and Arkan died once and for all." "The house became a tourist hotel." "BaItasar was eaten by the vermin." "Then, he came back to his wall waiting for a new opportunity." "The killers Barbies bought a new van and they're still... ..on the road." "None of them died." "The proof is that they play tonight in valencia." "Because our story, fortunately, is a pure fantasy." "THE END?"