"HIGH HEELS, TRUE LOVE" "I was looking out of the window." "Bored, checking out the weather." "I wish I was two doggies, so I could play together." "Semijns, you asked for me?" "Yes, any problems with the new carriers?" "No, it's all under control." "Don't worry." "Thanks, John," "You're welcome." "Are you busy?" "Someone has to do the work." "Bullshit." "Yes, sir?" "I want to go to the container terminal." "Are you sure?" "Yes, I own it, don't I?" "Look at that!" "You're not allowed here." "Be careful, asshole!" "Idiot!" "Mr Roggeveen, excuse me." "I was lost in thought." "You wouldn't be the first one to get killed like that." "I know." "You normally don't come here." "I'm going again." "Look over there!" "Do you mind if I drop by?" "See you then." "You know the address." "Dad said I have to pass the exam first and then he'll give me a car." "I said "How can I study geography without a car?"" "I thought that was funny, but he got angry." "I'll never pass the physical geography exam." "So what, who cares?" "Nobody knows what physical geography is anyway." "Do you know what phy..." "You're not even listening." "Yes, I am." "You don't listen anymore and you don't talk anymore." "You only drop by for a quick fuck." "A bit vulgar, don't you think?" "Sorry, you're absolutely right." "I won't bother you again." "Semijns!" "The maharishi's really great." "He really turned me inside out." "It's just like judo, but mentally." "He's unique." "He lives in the Hilton hotel." "I thought gurus wore loin cloths and... lived in the desert." "No, that was in the good old days, dear chap." "How nasty." "Just because he's a saint, doesn't mean he has to be poor." "There's Semijns." "Hello darling," "Hello, old chap." "Hello." "Hi, darling." "And he's fantastic at physical things." "He taught me a new yoga way of breathing that solves all my problems." "Bully for you, girl." "I'm a new person." "Don't you agree, darling?" "You breathe as if you were a powerful diesel engine." "Semijns!" "Always sarcasm." "What's wrong with you, Semijns?" "Very unpleasant." "It's alright." "I'll breathe the problem away." "Quite special." "You should go to the maharishi too, darling." "Why are you so late?" "We wanted to see Frans-Jan's last set." "Don't you have homework?" "No, dad." "Do as I do." "All of you." "I was looking out of the window." "Bored, checking out the weather." "I wish I finally was those two doggies, so I could play together." "You're in the way, dude." "Come and get your meatball yourself." "Don't drop them, Jen." "Give me a break." "Thanks." "Bye." "What's so funny?" "What would you like?" "A mineral water, please." "Did you have a problem?" "Not with those two." "Shut up." "How much is that?" "A guilder." "You must be from the office." "Yes." "Yes?" "Milk." "See you tomorrow?" "Want me to punch you?" "Watch your step." "Are you blind?" "Excuse me." "Jerk." "Jerk?" "It's not an old joke." "I heard it years ago." "Want to me to take your beard off?" "Or do you want me to punch you?" "Jenny, can I hold them?" "Can't you be quiet?" "Don't you know the boss is here?" "Is that the boss?" "I've never seen him." "Good evening." "There's something really wrong with you." "But if you don't want to talk to me about it..." "Why don't you go to the maharishi?" "He's not a crazy Indian." "Jesus, we're too late." "Who will be there?" "Everybody." "Fun!" "We left at a speed of 38 and Nereus was just a tad ahead." "He collects phallic sculptures, so he's impotent." "I said, "Irene, you could have known that from the start."" "Exhale and concentrate on your third eye, which is here." "How fascinating." "All our little nibbles are pink and red." "Not that that's my political preference." "It's only for the color." "But it meets the culinary standards." "Want me to punch you?" "Excuse me?" "Want me to punch you, idiot?" "Watch your step." "Are you blind, jerk?" "Jerk?" "What's wrong with Semijns?" "Anything wrong at work?" "Not at all." "Then it must be a mid-life crisis." "Jerk?" "You have to go to the maharishi." "I'll make an appointment." "Whisky, vodka, dry martini, calvados?" "I have a bit of champagne left." "A vodka with ice?" "Smirnov or Stolichnaya?" "Stolichnaya's pretty..." "Excellent idea." "Call me Freddy." "What's your problem?" "Actually, my wife sent me." "This hour will cost you a 1000." "Don't just move hot air around." "Here you are." "A 1000 bucks?" "A 1000 guilders?" "I'm not that stupid that I'll take any charlatan seriously." "Excellent, you're getting angry." "At least something's happening." "Is money the only thing you get worked up about?" "It's not about money." "All bullshit." "You're stuck." "Think of something." "That's the only way out." "Tomorrow, the tram takes off your leg." "What would you think?" "That it's a drama?" "Or that it's interesting to see the world from a one-legged perspective?" "Creativity, that's it." "Think of something." "I think you already did." "How do you know that?" "You have to take whatever you think of, seriously." "Don't just think, act." "The world is what you make of it." "Take me." "I decided I was a maharishi." "And it works." "For you too." "Ok, so you thought of something." "I'd say, do it." "Yes, but it's impossible." "Have you tried it?" "No." "What if it fails?" "A failed experiment is still a success." "Think about that." "Now the moustache." "And this side." "Fine." "This is a real movie moustache." "A what?" "A movie moustache." "It's made with an invisible base." "Totally invisible." "Excellent, I'll buy it." "Shall I remove the wig?" "No, I'll keep it on." "You'll keep it on?" "Yes." "I have a dress rehearsal." "Amateur theatre company Total Loss." "I'm playing a working class man." "You're playing what?" "No problem." "I spent two years in the army with a platoon of Amsterdammers." "You're playing a working class man?" "Want me to punch you?" "Shall I make your teeth dance?" "Flatten your nose?" "I'll have a ball!" "I wasn't born yesterday!" "Dipstick!" "Douche bag!" "Just kidding." "You're alright." "What's the damage, daddy-o?" "Such an inhumane size." "Did you have a problem?" "No, I meant 'what a truck load of meat'." "Did your mother-in-law just die or something?" "Did you have a problem?" "I see that she's still alive." "She's hot!" "I hope your father-in-law happens to be out of town." "No." "Did you have a problem?" "Did I have a problem?" "No, I don't think I have a problem." "I thought you had a problem." "And I thought you had a problem." "You bet he has a problem." "Is this a Dutch language course or what?" "Want to rehearse with a bit of Pinter?" "Do you hear that, Piet?" "Say that again!" "Just kidding." "Nothing wrong with laughing." "We'll cry when the cat dies." "Old fucker, you." "Give the whole bloody house a drink on me." "If you weren't so short, I'd pull your head off." "You're a good guy." "What will you have on me?" "A coca cola cognac, please." "A coca cola cognac please." "And quickly!" "Excellent!" "This is a very special evening." "Tomorrow, your father will be leaving for a couple of days... to a secret Buddhist monastery." "Isn't it in Amsterdam North?" "So strange." "It's not strange." "It's very normal in India." "There, the guru sends you far away to discover your real self." "Sounds like quite a detour." "I think it's very exciting." "Yum, yum, yum!" "Look at that." "They're going to have super sex!" "Please, children." "Yum, yum, nice!" "Don't you feel like it?" "I think I have to tell you something." "For fifteen years, I've been pretending it turns me on when you nibble my ear." "But it only hurts." "Do you know what I'll do if you keep this up?" "No idea." "I'll take a lover." "They say that's better for the stomach than aspirin." "But that's impossible, Mr Roggeveen." "Arie Snoek." "You're the only one who knows, so hush." "You had a vacancy?" "Trucker Boomsma broke his leg." "No problem." "I've driven one of those for 3 weeks in Houston." "There are 5 more men waiting, sir." "I can imagine." "I'd wait for you too." "Please." "The nerve!" "It's been 30 years since I did that." "That's quite enough..." "Snoek!" "I'm looking for Botenbouwer." "That's fatso over there." "Botenbouwer?" "You're Snoek?" "Have been for years." "Grab a coffee and join us." "This is your team." "Boys!" "Yes, a roll for you." "Can you make some coffee?" "I'd like a coffee." "Milk and sugar?" "One coffee." "You must be new." "More like semi-matured." "My name's Arie Snoek." "What's your name?" "Jenny." "Can I get my money?" "50 cents." "Hurry up, mate." "We're not here to chat." "Did you have a problem?" "You're making it dirty." "Want me to punch you?" "There's no law against asking, jerk." "No one makes fun of me!" "Better cover up some more, Jenny." "This idiot's getting too excited." "Ok, you asked for it." "Don't get into trouble right away." "What was his problem, Molkenboer?" "I guess he can't handle a joke." "He's replacing Boomsma." "That's should be no problem." "He's active enough." "Are you alright again?" "More than alright." "This is what I've always wanted." "A bit faster would be good, but he's not bad." "But he is an idiot." "Be a bit more careful, asshole!" "You gave me a fright!" "Are you blind, man?" "Sorry, I can't put it in my pocket." "Want me to punch you?" "That's a good one!" "Hello." "Good evening." "Perfect." "Beautiful." "Superb." "He asked for me?" "I thought he was in a monastery." "I don't know." "I'm very busy." "Mr Kleinsibbink to see you." "Show him in." "A new trucker got into a fight in the canteen, yesterday." "A fight?" "That's what I heard." "Don't you know anything about it?" "No." "Stay in touch with the base, John." "I thought you were locked up in a Buddhist monastery." "Yes, but I can't let you do things on your own, apparently." "Can you look into that fight for me?" "Sure." "You're the boss." "I thought so too." "34 time 1.10 makes..." "Working the night shift too?" "No, I'm in bed." "I want a meatball." "I'm busy." "Next shift." "We're closing the register." "We'll take over in a second." "Just a moment." "Don't you have an electronic register?" "You wouldn't have to do all that." "It keeps track of everything for you." "There's the boss!" "Problems?" "Why don't they have a good register?" "Look at her doing the math." "I can't help that." "They can't do any jobs at all these days." "Except hand jobs." "Please!" "Control yourself." "Get lost." "Did you ever ask for a register, doofus?" "Yes, but we won't get one." "It's too expensive." "They're making millions here." "Did you ask Roggeveen himself?" "Do you go to the queen when you get a fine?" "Let go of me." "Drop dead!" "Don't cause any problems!" "There are a lot of things that I don't like." "Two toilets and you can't even flush them." "The light's bad." "The girls don't have any proper material." "And no one says a word." "Am I right?" "Do we have anyone from the union here or are they useless too?" "I'm from the union." "Do you have a problem?" "Are you deaf?" "If you won't go to Roggeveen, I will." "I wouldn't do that." "This is a good company." "I don't agree at all!" "If we all stopped throwing junk in the toilets..." "Shut up." "The union believes everything those economists say." "That there's no financial room." "You've got no fighting spirit." "That man's right!" "Relax, guys." "This won't lead to anything." "Sit down, you." "I won't sit down!" "Jenny, you can count on me!" "Hello?" "Hi John." "Semijns won't be back until Saturday." "Yes, I wonder too." "There's something wrong with him." "I feel quite lonely, John." "Yes, drop by." "We definitely have to discuss it." "I have to run." "Bye!" "Why are you looking like that?" "There's a 100 missing from my bag." "Yes, we took it." "Why?" "Because we needed it." "That's unacceptable." "Don't you have any more money then?" "Yes, but..." "By the way, Frans-Jan's mother had everything lifted in Switzerland." "Looks a lot nicer." "My name's Snoek and I have to see the boss." "I bet he's not in." "No, Mr Roggeveen's..." "I've heard those stories." "I bet he's here." "What are you doing?" "You can't go in here." "I'm occupying this office." "I want to see Roggeveen or someone else" "If you call security, I'll hit them with those chairs." "Don't touch anything." "Especially you!" "Sorry, Annet, I wasn't Semijns for a moment." "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Arie Snoek." "Arie, didn't you recently cause trouble in the canteen?" "Calling me by my first name?" "I'm older, a bit of respect, please." "Didn't they teach you manners?" "Wait a moment." "Is that the boss' chair?" "What are you doing?" "He doesn't seem very busy." "That's why he isn't here, I guess." "He's at the bank, to count his money." "Please do not sit there." "Do I have to stand?" "I don't like that tone..." "One: why don't the canteen girls get a decent register?" "Two: why do they have to go home on their mopeds at night... so any scum can rape them?" "That's absurd." "Three: why are the toilets so damn dirty?" "Look into it, pal." "Or I'll give you trouble." "And I can be a lot of trouble." "Regards to your boss and tell him not to work too hard." "A communist, I bet." "Alcoholic and optimist." "Did you talk to the boss?" "He has three days and then all hell breaks loose." "That's my man." "Jenny?" "Yes?" "Can I ask you something?" "Yes." "No, never mind." "There's no law against asking." "Would you like to see a movie..." "have a drink... on Saturday?" "I don't know if I'm available on Saturday." "Can I call you?" "You can try." "What's your tele..." "Are there any hot balls yet?" "I'm in the phone book." "Vreugdehil." "Did you want coffee or what?" "Bingo!" "You lost weight in the monastery." "It's very strict." "How are you?" "Have you got a boyfriend yet?" "A human being can't exist without a relational context." "Would you translate that for me later?" "First I have to make an urgent phone call." "I'll pick you up at 7." "Shoe polish in my hair, perfume in my underpants." "Just kidding." "See you, bye." "You talk funny, dad." "Yes." "I speak many languages." "I called the maharishi." "I have to go back to the monastery tonight." "But we were going to visit friends." "Buddhism's very strict." "I'm so nervous." "About what?" "Who's that?" "Arie Snoek, to see Jenny." "Jenny!" "She's coming." "You look fantastic." "Is something wrong?" "You look fantastic." "Do you like it?" "Do I like it?" "Where's your car?" "That one." "What's wrong?" "High heels." "They're fantastic shoes." "Do you like them?" "You bet." "Better sit down." "Are you comfortable?" "Yes." "Do you like it?" "Yes, it tastes good." "Is it good?" "Yes, pretty good." "Is it ok?" "Yes." "Shall we go to the movies?" "Fine with me." "Is something wrong?" "No, why?" "You're not saying much." "I couldn't get a word in." "Is that supposed to be funny?" "Sorry." "Just kidding." "This is Lolo and this is Jenny." "Hello." "Good evening." "Bye." "What do you want to drink?" "A soft drink." "You have a nice place." "Nice sofa too." "Here you are." "Thanks." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Well, well." "Yes." "It was a nice evening, wasn't it?" "Yes, not bad." "Here we are." "On the sofa." "Yes." "Are you tired?" "Are you sleepy?" "A bit." "Do you want to spend the night here?" "Alright with me." "Don't think that's all I was thinking of." "I did think of it a little, of course." "I mean, you're really very special." "Very different from all the other women I've known." "Direct and uncomplicated." "You talk so funny." "I mean, I won't be the first guy you fool around with." "No." "No, of course." "Shall we then?" "Fine with me." "Bye, Lolo." "Beautiful lamp." "Do you think so?" "Yes." "Don't." "Why not." "Better not." "Is anything wrong?" "Don't do that." "But you have to tell me what's wrong." "I can't do it." "Can't do what?" "You know... fuck." "What do you mean?" "I just can't do it." "Come on, you're not a 12 year old." "Are you angry?" "Not at all." "You are." "No, why would I be?" "It's not a crime." "I think you're great." "I don't mind going to bed with you not to fuck." "You're not serious." "Yes, I am." "But why do you think you can't do it?" "Bob." "Who's Bob?" "He was my boyfriend. he always said..." "That you didn't know how to do it?" "Yes." "But I really can't do it." "I do it wrong. he always said that." "You thought I'd notice and you'd be embarrassed." "Yes." "Nonsense." "Bob's a jerk and you're stupid." "I'm not stupid." "Yes, you are." "You read too many magazines about sex and about tricks you need to know." "As if you need to go to university for it." "As if 12 engineers have to fine-tune your cunt first." "As if you have to come like an atomic bomb." "As if..." "Can you even come?" "No, I can't do that either." "Not surprising with an asshole like Bob." "What a dick." "Enough of that." "Shut up." "If you can't do it, no one can." "Just let me." "You really can't come?" "No." "Shall I then?" "Yes." "Once we get to know each other better... you'll be coming as easily as a birdie shakes its little ass." "It's a pity in a way, of course." "Why?" "Now I only have to think of myself." "I really don't know anything, do I?" "You don't know anything, but you can do it." "Let me explain." "By nature, men are selfish." "So they prefer..." "This is also a nice one, but a hard one." "I can do it, but only if you're flexible and careful." "And never on the edge of the roof." "And that's all I know." "Shall we go to sleep?" "You're the nicest guy I've ever met." "I'm different than you think." "No, you're not." "I'd do anything for you." "That's alright." "When I'm into a guy, I don't stop for anything." "I'd do anything for you too." "We forgot something." "Hey, I'm not 20 anymore." "Sorry, guys." "Forgot something again?" "Am I improving?" "You are, but I'm not." "My chair?" "I hope you got security to kick him out." "No, Semijns." "That's not good, John." "I thought what he asked made sense." "That's even worse." "Common sense is what those red bastards are using against us." "Tell him it won't happen." "Ok." "Buddhism must be tiring." "Yes, all night." "Meditation." "Hello." "You're late." "She left." "Damn, didn't she say anything?" "If you need anything..." "What did she say?" "She's at her parents'." "We'd like to know what your intentions are." "Do you want another piece?" "We just got them from around the corner." "No, thank you." "Exactly what's the intention?" "Mr Snoek..." "If you want a cigarette, here they are." "Jenny gave it to us." "Mother..." "We don't want to be old fashioned." "Our Els had a child at 16." "You tell them, father." "Exactly what's the intention?" "I don't understand..." "How was the cake?" "Do you want another one?" "We're talking about something else." "I can ask, can't I?" "Shut up now." "What did you say, Snoek?" "We're going to have sausage rolls." "If this goes on, we'd better stop." "Cognac, Snoek?" "I guess that means yes." "To your health, Snoek." "Cheers." "Cheers." "We're not celebrating an engagement, are we?" "I didn't use that word." "Weren't we going to ask..." "Stay out of it, Sjaan." "He's not here to celebrate an engagement." "No, but we were going to..." "What?" "At least we know who our daughter fools around with." "That's not bad these days." "Finish your drink, Snoek." "Why not?" "But his age." "What age?" "He's in his late thirties at most." "44, 45, maybe." "Who cares about age." "But this morning you said..." "Shut up, bloody hell!" "We now know who hangs it into our Jen." "That's good enough." "Better laugh and have a cognac with Snoek." "Because if we don't laugh, Jen will start packing." "You're a decent guy." "I can see that." "But you're a free man." "When you see a nice ass, your hand reacts." "And our Jen has her buns and her honey pot ready, so why not?" "But we don't want an engagement." "We only want to hang it in." "And when it's over, it's goodbye." "Bye Jen, bye mother, bye old fart." "Don't get up, Jen." "I'm done." "I just had to say it." "Good evening, this was the Christian channel, god damn." "Come on." "They've got to stop that, or I'll cut them off." "You're a bit hard on them." "I live my own life." "Have you been at the maharishi's too?" "What are we waiting for?" "In a hurry?" "You know why." "You don't have to if you're tired." "I don't mind going to bed with you not to fuck." "No smoking here, Snoek." "You must have bad eyesight." "I need to talk to you." "During the canteen break." "I'm busy at the moment." "I'll get you, punk!" "Where's Jenny?" "She took some time off." "Why?" "It's a surprise." "Snoek." "What's up?" "Let's talk somewhere." "Can't they hear what the board says?" "Certainly." "I talked to Mr Roggeveen." "He won't agree to your unjustified requests." "Well, you heard." "What do we do?" "Are we closing shop?" "Don't start, Molkenboer." "We have to take side with the girls." "They work here just as hard as we do." "If you agree to action, get up now!" "That seems clear." "You can always come to us with real problems." "Good day." "But we agreed!" "You would be in on it." "And you!" "And you too." "That was the deal." "Yes, asshole." "You said so!" "Take it easy." "This slime ball..." "Listen to an old hand." "In politics, you don't follow your dick around." "I'm not following my dick around." "She's a great girl, but I've got a woman at home too." "And she wants to have something to eat." "Always about money." "Don't you have any self-respect?" "Don't you have any pride?" "It's all about money." "Afraid you can't buy a second stereo?" "Bunch of spoilt proletarians!" "Why do you work?" "For fun?" "I'm not against a Ferrari, but an Alfa can go at 200 km, on a wet road..." "Hey, Semijns." "That moustache looks good on you." "Can I talk to you?" "Somewhere." "Somewhere?" "In the lotus position, under a Buddha?" "I wanted..." "It's nicer here." "Sorry Talita." "I have a big problem." "Since I met Jenny." "Have a nut." "What's happening?" "Am I just horny?" "No." "Jenny's really unique." "No, she doesn't even hold a conversation." "Bullshit!" "Mirabelle talks a lot, but never says anything." "Jenny, on the other hand..." "What am I doing?" "And I'm so aggressive." "Want me to punch you?" "Excuse me, sir." "It's very liberating." "I'm totally confused." "Completely deranged." "Excellent." "Columbus was a deranged sailor." "That's why he discovered America." "One moment." "Want me to punch you?" "You're right." "Vulgar, but fun." "Invent your own life." "Don't be afraid." "Rule your own universe." "But I have to stop or it will end up in a disaster." "I hope so for you." "Nonsense, I have to stop it!" "It's too late!" "Talita, here." "Hello," "Hi, dad." "Where's Patricia?" "Doing her homework with a friend." "Yeah, sure." "And mommy?" "Upstairs." "Mirabelle?" "Don't come in." "Why not?" "You're back too early." "I don't want to see you." "Why not?" "I need to rest and work on my balance." "Damn!" "Go away, now!" "Damn!" "He's gone." "Don't panic!" "But do we have a real relationship?" "We were coming pretty close just now." "But that was physical." "Hello, lovely son of mine." "Hello, dad." "Go away, creep." "Nice, isn't it?" "Yes, nice." "Not at all." "You'll see." "It wasn't homey at all." "The pussycat with the tail up's cute." "Yes, isn't it?" "And table lamps have so much atmosphere." "Hello!" "Hi." "How do you like it?" "I brought everything." "I won't go back to those idiots." "Come and sit here." "Come." "Want a beer?" "I'll get it." "Come here." "Much better, isn't it?" "It didn't look good at all." "Have you got a glass somewhere?" "We just put them in there." "Oh yes." "Look at her showing off." "I'm not showing off at all." "Why would I?" "We know each other." "Look at that skirt." "Any more jokes?" "Your beer." "You can look in just like that." "Give me a break." "I don't mind if he only looks." "Do you really have to go tomorrow?" "What?" "Yes, it's such a pain." "He has a bitch of a woman." "He separated from her, but he keeps having to go back of course." "Does he sleep with her?" "No, in a caravan." "That's where he sleeps." "Or so he says." "Right, men." "You know what they're like." "I know." "Is that all you have to say?" "Where's my dinner?" "Oh, girl!" "My stew!" "I hope it didn't burn." "Hurry, I'm hungry." "Nice, isn't it?" "You bet." "You don't mind that I move in, do you?" "Cheers." "Isn't it fun?" "Excuse me." "What goes in, must come out." "That's the truth." "And it shouldn't go back in." "Hip, hip hooray!" "Am I getting any dinner or should I punch you?" "You haven't said anything all weekend." "Don't you love long silences?" "Something's wrong with you." "Or with you." "Bye, dad." "Bye, dad." "Are you going to do any homework with that friend of yours?" "Yes, physics." "Better get a bigger car." "What are you talking about?" "You know we're throwing a party, next week." "Ah, yes." "Who'll be coming?" "Everybody." "I was afraid you'd say that." "I have to make a phone call." "Good morning." "The lawn's looking chipper again." "Thank you, sir." "How's it hanging, doll?" "I've had a lot of shit with my bitch." "What about you?" "I have to go to the main office for those X-rays." "The glass is so cold." "You're alright, aren't you?" "Oh, a checkup." "Don't squeeze your tits too much." "Of course not." "I'll make sure the beer's cold." "I wish I could see you sooner." "Same here." "Bye, little fart of mine!" "Verbal pollination fertilizes the jargon." "Little boy with your big worker's hands!" "Morning." "Morning." "Did you have a problem?" "No, why?" "Because of how you're looking." "You fill that blouse very nicely." "Well, I'll be!" "Wrong." "Your beer, darling." "Are you in a bad mood?" "Did you have an argument with the guys?" "Have some pea soup." "Pea soup?" "It's summer!" "It was on special." "I walked into the Director today." "Know what he said?" "What did he say?" "Girl, you fill that blouse very nicely." "Did you hear?" "You fill that blouse very nicely." "And what did you say?" "Me?" "Nothing." "He kept walking and so did I. I thought it was funny." "Don't you want any pea soup?" "You thought it was funny." "Yes, I did." "And you didn't say anything." "No, I didn't." "You didn't say anything." "No." "You could have said something." "Why?" "I just thought you could have." "Or not?" "You could have told that filthy show-off to shut up." "Just because you're the Director doesn't mean you can say anything you want." "Don't be an idiot." "It's not my fault that your own wife has no tits." "No." "So keep your filthy mouth shut." "Or I'll punch you in the face." "You could have said that, but you said nothing." "You thought "Hey, the boss in his fancy suit."" ""And he likes my working class tits."" "Thank you, sir." "Shall I bend over so you can stick it in right away?" "It would be quite an honor!" "Such a posh gentleman's dick in my common working class cunt!" "Bloody hell!" "Filthy slut!" "I'll teach you!" "Sorry, I'm not angry with you, but with him." "I was just walking there." "I didn't do anything." "I know that." "But I'll get him." "Nobody touches you." "Nobody." "One coffee." "Got a coffee for me?" "Yes." "Mr Roggeveen, you fucking told my housemeight Jenny..." "Revenge!" "Good morning, any news?" "This is so bad." "Bad?" "A letter?" "Mr Roggeveen, you fucking told my housemeight Jenny that she... fills her blouse fery nicely." "I think this is a big disgrace... and I challenge you to A DUEL!" "That's terrible." "Funny spelling." "I'm glad to see you can do something stupid too." "It was a nice day and I was in a good mood." "I think it's serious." "I organized a board meeting." "Without asking me?" "Yes." "Is he really going to do it?" "Semijns is capable of anything lately." "How was the monastery, darling?" "There's suddenly something very oriental about you." "Did you know that?" "It's my aftershave." "Your aftershave?" "The meeting's the day after tomorrow." "Are you serious?" "You bet!" "A duel... sounds like a Russian movie." "Yes, like that idiot Dostoyevsky." "And with a common trucker too." "Don't do that." "Looks good." "Not bad." "I see, you're an expert." "Dennis is good with the pistol." "I came third in Monaco." "You like duels?" "Finally, plebs with a bit of style." "It beats their eternal nagging about wage indexation." "Aren't you scared?" "What if the punk shoots you by coincidence?" "That's impossible in my case." "Attention, messieurs, mesdames!" "Marchez!" "Un, deux, trois, quatre... tirez!" "It would have been more realistic with a Bloody Mary." "Will you do it, dad?" "Yes, I might." "You have to get him here." "Bang bang." "Yes, that may be the correct gesture." "Bang bang." "So brave!" "See you soon." "Alright." "Bye!" "Give it to me." "Snoek..." "We all think you're a stubborn, obnoxious pain in the ass." "I'd personally like to knock your teeth out." "Because you're such an asshole." "But we don't want the board to make a hole in your head." "So if you think we should go on strike, just say the word." "You may be an asshole, but you're also a mate." "That's really nice of you." "Old fucker." "Little jerk." "A duel." "What?" "I don't believe it." "Yes, he must have watched The Three Musketeers." "Does the board know the boys want to go on strike?" "Yes, I told them." "A strike is the last thing we need." "Indeed, it would kill us." "Why are Dutch employees so frustrated?" "Not because they have to make some sacrifices." "I doubt that." "No, our technocratic society's too cold for them." "They don't know what to do with their emotions." "That's why I think a duel is a darn good idea." "It's exactly what those workers need:" "a bit of adventure." "Red cheeks is better than red flags." "Isn't that the truth?" "But the risk." "Would you prefer a strike?" "What do you say, John?" "I think I agree with you." "It's your own fault, Semijns." "Of course we don't want something awful to happen." "No, do we?" "Come on, we don't have to kill Snoek." "Aim at his knees." "Have you gone completely insane?" "Can you keep it quiet?" "You're not going to do it!" "He offended you." "No, he didn't." "He offended me." "Just write another letter." "Say that you were drunk." "What if they fire you?" "At your age." "What if they shoot a bullet through your head?" "That won't happen." "How do you know?" "I know." "You're insane." "You have to apologize." "No!" "Then I hope you drop dead!" "I don't like sauerkraut in summer!" "It was on special!" "I love you, girl!" "Bloody hell!" "He's in a bad mood." "We're from action group The Dove." "We're right behind you." "Great idea!" "Worker challenges Director to duel." "That'll teach the ruling class." "Where did you get the idea?" "I'm angry." "Anger's ok, but it has to be politically motivated." "How do you feel about capitalism?" "Capitalism?" "Fine." "What did you say?" "Capitalism is based on the bad characteristics of people." "There are a lot of those, so it works like a charm." "Whereas socialism and communism assume that people are bad but... can become good." "Which is nonsense." "Once a bitch, always a bitch." "So we end up with the same mess." "I knew it." "He's an anarchist." "An anarchist, great!" "Dick!" "You can't kill Roggeveen." "No, aim at his knees." "But we do have to win." "No, we don't." "Director shoots worker." "That's even better." "Martyr effect." "So I get killed and that's good?" "As a manner of speech, of course." "But whatever happens, the working class wins." "That's what's so good about your plan." "And we stay in touch." "Will you bring your own pistol?" "We'll look after the rest." "Ok, stop here." "What do you need it for?" "Someone offended Jenny." "A rich asshole who thinks he can play games with people." "But you can't... play games when..." "When what?" "True love." "Here you are." "Lolo, are you sure?" "He won't shoot anyway." "But I have to." "No." "What do you think?" "DON'T MENTION TITS OR WE SHOOT" "That's funny." "How crazy can you be?" "Roggeveen, keep your hands off our Jenny!" "Get into position." "At my command." "Fire!" "Missed again." "This isn't working, Snoek." "Look at the can." "The can's Roggeveen." "The can's capitalism." "Hate that can!" "Repeat after me." "I hate that can!" "I hate that can." "With a bit more passion." "Again." "Get into position." "Aim." "At my command." "Fire!" "Don't shoot into the air." "You're not exactly revolutionary material, Snoek." "And we have only 12 bullets left." "Again." "Hate that can!" "I thought this suit." "Or is the tie too cheerful?" "Not in front of the children." "They know all about it." "Why were you so late, Patricia?" "I got some help with my Latin." "The subjunctive." "With your pants down, I bet." "Children." "Creep!" "Everyone can drop their pants." "Provided hygienic measures have been taken." "Children, to your health." "And may the great light lead you... to the realization of your true self." "Mirabelle, I won't sleep home tonight." "You won't?" "No, that will be easier in the morning." "Can I have some fish?" "Where's Jen?" "Outside somewhere." "She was called away." "I don't know by who." "Snoekie, Snoekie!" "Snoekie!" "Snoekie!" "I hope you understand it's serious." "We should be able to find a solution." "Do you want to comment on her tits?" "You know what comes of it." "Arie!" "What are you doing here?" "Trying to convince her?" "Does Roggeveen have kids and a wife maybe?" "And a limp hound dog?" "He has a wife and children!" "I was asking her to help prevent a disaster." "You were almost convinced." "You just have to apologize." "And we want to offer you a trip." "Yes, Torremolinos sounds fun." "That strike..." "Keep your hands to yourself." "Aren't there more important things?" "Keep your hands to yourself." "Don't do that." "True love, for instance." "Don't start again." "Have you heard of that?" "True love, Jenny." "True love, my ass." "Stop it!" "No!" "Then I hope they blow your head off." "I don't want a madman." "I never want to see you again." "You can get lost." "Creep!" "Jenny!" "Jenny!" "That'll teach you." "From behind, coward." "From the right." "The good side." "I got hit and suddenly I woke up." "I'm going crazy." "On the contrary." "When I'm Snoek, I hate Semijns and when I'm Semijns, I laugh at Snoek." "Funny." "What's funny about it?" "I lost Jenny and the duel is impossible." "Nonsense, the duel has to happen." "Snoek or Semijns... one of them has to go." "One of them?" "I'm not two people." "I am..." "Jenny!" "One of the two has to go." "But which one?" "Mr Roggeveen is always very punctual." "So is Snoek." "The working class is used to the clock." "There's Semijns." "Good morning." "We're having a look." "Haven't they arrived yet?" "You were rushing us for nothing." "Pass the coffee?" "There's Semijns." "That's comrade Snoek." "Want to bet?" "We're not too late, are we?" "Where's our good friend Semijns?" "Sorry, the alarm didn't work." "Where's Semijns?" "I wish I knew." "He's not coming." "You take his place, John." "Who else?" "Or do you want a strike?" "No, not John." "Why not?" "I don't have an opponent." "What about him?" "We didn't come here for nothing." "You thought it was such a good idea." "That's really your thing, John." "You can't abandon the working class." "Comrade Peters replaces comrade Snoek!" "Is that for the blood?" "Can I invite the gentlemen..." "Do you want another cup of tea?" "Stop it, Sjaan!" "Ok, go back to him then!" "So what if he's an idiot?" "An idiot you love is better than a jerk you hate." "Isn't that the truth?" "Or not?" "Isn't that the truth?" "Or not?" "Messieurs, attention!" "Marchez!" "Tirez!" "Sorry, Semijns." "Arie!" "You didn't go." "There's no more need." "What have you got there?" "Don't you know?" "A moustache." "Yes."