"In short, it was 11 pm, I stayed late at the office, the girl I like asked me for a drink on Facebook." "Kheiron told me that she wanted to see the latest Woody Allen." "I called her: "Would you like to go see the latest Woody Allen ?"" "You wanted to see it ?" "Great." "I've gotta go, I'm short on battery." "I hung up." "I left the office." "Thanks Kheiron." "I took the elevator." "The elevator got stuck." "I said to myself that I really had bad luck." "I said "No" 16 times: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."" "I pushed the button, it didn't work." "I shouted." "I took my phone, it was out of battery." ""I'm short on battery."" "I checked if there was a hatch on the ceiling like in the movies, there wasn't." "I said to myself that nothing worse could happen to me." "The light went off." "After 10 minutes it went back." "I was... relaxing myself." "I thought that someone would come." "Nobody did but I didn't felt like doing it anymore." "I sat down, laid down, sat down, laid down, sat down, laid down, I did some push-ups." "At some point, I think I got crazy." "I heard a voice:" ""Sir ?"" "I answered: "Hey, I'm stuck !" He didn't hear me." "I repeated: "Hey, I'm stuck !" He didn't hear me." "I said: "I'm stuck, asshole !" "Hey !"" "He heard me." ""I'll be there in 3 hours."" "I said :" ""Are you kidding ?" He said: "No, asshole."" "I said: "I'll tell that to your manager!" He said: "I will be there in 5 hours."" " I won't talk about it to your manager." " See you in 3 hours."" "Asshole." "All of a sudden, I wanted to pee." "These... were... the... three..." "longest... hours  of... my... whole..." "life..." "Eventually the technician freed me." "He made me understand that he wanted a tip, I said:" ""Asshole..."" "He answered: "Hey, you know..."" ""There's a video camera in the elevator."" "I gave him what I had." "In short, I got stuck in the elevator." "KHEIRON: "This is the rule, dude.""