"If someone has never married, it may mean they're a careful shopper." "A divorcé will bite into any old fruit, without giving it a squeeze first." "The preceding was an unbiased opinion from my unmarried producer." "Who, incidentally, has squeezed more fruit than Tropicana." "Roz Doyle is a freewheeling, very capable, independent, young woman." "Who has a little bit of a commitment-phobia." "Basically." "How long can I chase 25-year-olds who are all looks and no substance?" " Exactly, Roz." " l'm serious." "Three, four years?" "But she's really good at her job and has a very strong libido." "She's not necessarily irresponsible about love." "She just... is in love with being in love." "So she makes a lot of bad choices." "What the hell are you doing in my bed?" "Get out!" "Get out!" "I asked you here to work, you disgusting pervert!" "You'll have to slow down, I'm getting some mixed signals here." "This guy cancelled when he found out I worked for you." " You're alienating my boyfriends!" " We can't loose that demographic!" "Mr Strickland, please." "Just tell him it's Roz." " Walter Strickland Jr?" " Senior." " You know someone so important?" " The less you know, the better." "Get married." "Have kids, move to the country." "Buy a puppy, live happily ever after." "Just don't tell me about it." "I need a boyfriend!" "Niles, guess which Seattle nightspot is closing its doors?" "Roz, you're moving!" "I'm getting tired of your insinuation that I sleep around." "I didn't get any sleep because of Chopper Dave." "When he gets bored he likes to buzz people's apartments in his helicopter!" " That would be annoying." " lt didn't bother me." "But the guy I was with is a Vietnam vet and he started having flashbacks!" "Do I have headphone hair?" "I may have to flirt out of a parking ticket." " Just go!" " OK!" "What was that?" "Big blue flash." "Cherries everywhere!" "If you need company, call me." "Here's my number." " That's a snazzy card." " Yes, glows in the dark." "So do I."