"Betty?" "Betty?" "Betty?" "Come on." "Betty?" "Betty!" "Hey, Betty!" "Betty?" "Betty?" "Betty?" "Betty?" "[Starts shower]" "Betty?" "Betty?" "Betty?" "Is something wrong?" "Hey, why aren't you saying anything?" "You know what?" "Maybe this was a mistake." "[Grunt, thud against lockers]" "MIKE SCHWARTZ:" "What are you doing here, Randall?" "RANDALL SMITH:" "Probably the same thing you and Amy are." "SCHWARTZ:" "Which is?" "AMY WILSON:" "Where have you been?" "RANDALL:" "I was out killing someone." "What do you think?" "Not funny." "RANDALL:" "Yeah?" "Well, neither is Betty's prank." "We gotta get Leslie outta here." "[Sobbing]" "What did you do, Betty?" "TED JONES:" "We just showed up." "We found Leslie here." "This joke was your idea." "You killed him!" "We never even saw him until now!" "Okay?" "We found him like this." "[Betty continues sobbing]" "There's one other thing." "We were videotaping this joke on Leslie for the Internet." "Somebody took the tape." "Terrific." "So, what do we do now?" "HOLDEN WILLIAMS:" "We get the hell out of Dodge." "We were never here." "This never happened." "Shouldn't we tell the school about this?" "Call the cops?" "Something?" "You don't think the cops are going to wonder why we all stayed late after the prom?" "Or how we all ended up in the girls' locker room right after this happened?" "What are we gonna do, just leave him here?" "Somebody killed him!" "HOLDEN:" "Look, we make a pledge right now." "Never talk about this." "Never say anything to anybody." "Right?" "But, but what about the tape?" "If people find out we were involved in this, our lives are over." "No college, no career, no nothing." "So you better decide right now if you're gonna be involved in this or if you're gonna walk away from it." "Amy?" "Hey, Schwartz!" " It's been a while." " I'll say." "You, too, huh?" "Yeah." ""You and a guest are invited to Sunnydale High School..."" "BOTH: "...for an unofficial senior-prom reunion."" ""I have the tape."" "What do you think it means?" "I think it means we're up the creek without a paddle." "But I brought along a little Irish courage." "[Laughs]" "BETTY:" "Well, well, well." "It looks like they'll let anybody join this club." "Hello, Schwartz." "Hello there." " Amy..." " Hello, Betty." "Let me guess..." "you got a blue envelope?" "Yep." "You can say it got my attention." "Apparently, our unknown accomplice decided to come forward." "What's the deal with the school?" "AMY:" "They closed it down after that incident with Leslie." "No one's probably even been inside for over a year." "Well, if this is a full-blown reunion, we're missing three of our alumni." "No, just two:" "Randall and Ted." " What about Holden?" " He's in jail." "SCHWARTZ:" "Was in jail." "You guys didn't hear the news?" "He jumped a minimum-security fence upstate." "[Laughs]" "Can you believe that?" "He's probably halfway to Mexico by now." " Are you serious?" " Yeah." "It doesn't surprise me." "Holden was never a big fan of the law." "Come on." "So, um, Betty, what happened after high school?" "You mean, besides the 6-million-dollar trust fund?" " SCHWARTZ:" "Six mil?" " Uh-huh." "Can I borrow some money?" "Stick around." "I might have some work for you." "[Both chuckle]" "So, still with Randall?" "You know I'm not." "You make it sound like I take an interest in your life story." "Well, it's not like you have one of your own." "BETTY:" "So, where's Randall?" "Or Ted?" "Are they hiding out or something?" "Somebody actually let you into the school?" "Not exactly." "I had to take the scenic route with the crowbar." "Sweet!" "Nothing like a little breaking and entering to liven up a reunion." "This day just keeps getting better." " BETTY:" "Mm-hmm." " AMY:" "Is Randall with you?" "Yeah." "I needed the extra muscle to break in." "He's wandering around in there somewhere." "Speaking of which, I think we better get inside." "This place looks pretty suspicious." "I thought they took down the prom decorations before closing it up." "AMY:" "They did." "Looks like this place was redecorated recently." "BETTY:" "Like somebody set this up, to scare us or something?" "AMY:" "It sure seems like it to me." "BETTY:" "That's so tacky!" "Hey, look, I'd love to investigate this, but, um, I gotta find a bathroom." "Whiskey's kicking in." "BETTY:" "Honey, we're on a need-to-know basis in here, and we don't need to know." "Uh, guys..." "This wasn't here a minute ago." "I would have saw this." "What the heck?" ""Welcome Sunnydale High School Alumni."" " I guess that's us, right?" " BETTY:" "Just keep reading." "TED: "The theme of tonight's prom is scavenger hunt." "Somewhere in the premises, there's a magical videotape that will set you all free." "Find it and you'll be transported to a fantasyland where no crime goes punished." "If you fail to find the tape by the stroke of midnight, it will be found by the police and the guilty will pay for their sins." "Happy prom."" "What does this mean?" "It means somebody's definitely messing with us." "Yeah, but if none of us were the one who killed Leslie, then why should we care?" "AMY, IN FLASHBACK:" "This joke was your idea!" " You killed him!" " BETTY:" "You wanted him dead, too." "TED:" "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it!" "HOLDEN:" "This wasn't part of the plan!" "BETTY:" "Somebody took the tape." "HOLDEN:" "Look, we make a pledge right now." "Never talk about this." "Never say anything to anybody." "If people find out we were involved in this, our lives are over." "Now nobody's gonna know about our affair last year." "What the...?" "What the hell were you doing?" "You wanted him dead, too." "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it!" "How the hell are we supposed to get out of this?" "Holden." "Holden." "HOLDEN:" "The joke's off." "I saw some guys heading up here, and they probably told the principal the whole thing." "This wasn't part of the plan!" "[Sobbing]:" "Holden..." "I need a favor, a huge favor." "Can you help me clean this up, please?" "What did you do, Betty?" "Because we're implicated." "We were there, right?" " We have to find that tape." " Yeah." "Where is Randall?" "He probably saw this before we did and went to go find the tape himself." "He could be anywhere." "[Gasps]" " Oh, my God!" " Oh, sh..." " I think he's dead." " Drunk as hell, baby!" "[Laughs]" "Fake blood, man!" "See?" "It's all fake." "Somebody needed to lighten the mood." "Too soon?" "Damn it, Schwartz!" "Dude, let's just find the tape and get outta here, all right?" " Together?" " AMY:" "No way." "If we split up, we can cover more ground and get out of here faster." "And what about our gracious host?" "Do you think whoever's behind this is just gonna let us go find the tape and just waltz out of here?" "I mean, he sent us the invites." "He's got us here for extortion or something." "I mean, we're doing great for ourselves... we got money, he just broke out of jail." "It makes sense to me, right?" "For all we know, it was you, Ted." "Or you, Schwartz." "Don't you love jokes?" "Yes, sweetheart, I do, but, uh, you set the last one up, remember?" "It could have been any one of us." "Well, Schwartz here is gonna help me find that tape." "I think we should check out different directions so we don't cover the same parts of the school." " Yeah." " That sounds like a great plan, Amy." "Go have fun." "Looks like we'll be the ones doing most of the real looking around here." "Yeah, it seems that way." "[Laughing]" "[Laughing]" "They were like, "Who's gonna find it?"" "BETTY:" "You're so bad." "RANDALL:" "I thought I heard you guys!" " Hey." " Hey!" "Mr. Running Back!" "Long time no see." "Uh-huh." "And where is everybody?" "Uh, they're off looking for the tape." "Oh!" "And I'm drunk." "And I'm gonna go somewhere private so I can take advantage of Betty." "BETTY:" "Oh!" "You guys all split up?" "Well, Schwartz and I are together anyway, but there's room for one more." "Remember the good old days, Randall?" "I do." "But you kids have your fun, all right?" "Watch out." "If you hear something, get the heck out of here." "All right?" "Yes, Daddy." " Pray for me, Randall!" " No talking." "So..." "Which one's the girls' locker room?" "The one with the dead body in it." "That is not funny!" "You know, maybe this was a mistake." "We don't need to see this part where, you know..." " Let's just go find the rest." " Listen..." "This is my theory." "One of us is messing with the others." "No tape, no nothing." "We break into the school, get completely wasted, and spend the rest of the night freaking out for no good reason." "Hmm." "You seem so sure about it." "Maybe this was all your idea." "AMY, IN FLASHBACK:" "This joke was your idea." "You killed him!" "BETTY:" "You wanted him dead, too." "TED:" "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it!" "HOLDEN:" "This wasn't part of the plan!" "BETTY:" "Somebody took the tape." "HOLDEN:" "Look, we make a pledge right now." "Never talk about this." "Never say anything to anybody." "If people find out we were involved in this, our lives are over." "Leslie, old buddy." "Drunk already, huh?" "That's too bad, pal." "Because only one of us is gonna get Betty, and it ain't you." "Are you that far gone already, you cheap drunk?" "I'm..." "Just give me a second to get my bearings, huh?" "It was your idea to do it in here." "But I think you're wearing way too many clothes." " Yeah?" " Mm-hmm." "Let me just help you with this." "[Both chuckle]" "It's kind of strange that this place is exactly like we left it a year ago, huh?" "Like a time capsule." "BETTY:" "Or a tomb." "[Locker door slams]" "[Gasps]" "How about you take it down a notch?" "Who's gonna hear us?" "Everybody else is on the other side of the school." "Well, better safe than sorry." "[Schwartz chuckles]" "So..." "I want you out of those clothes." "[Chuckles]" "BETTY:" "Mm-mm-mmm!" "Does it meet with your approval?" "Indeed it does." "Let's just, um..." "You know, I don't know if this is such a great idea." "First of all, this place, it's so creepy." "And second of all, I still have the hots for Randall." "Ha!" "I knew it!" "You never got along with Amy, either." "Unh-unh." "Is that why you're here?" "Possibly." "Well, Randall's still hung up on Amy." "So he's taken." "[Betty sighs]" "I'm still here, right?" "What is it?" "It's Randall, okay?" "You were right." "[Sighs]" "I don't even know what I'm doing here." "Well..." "What if you do?" "Well, then, I guess I could just close my eyes and pretend you're somebody I really want." "No offense." "[Both chuckle]" "You're doing wonders for my libido." "Angry?" "I'm gonna take a shower." "It sobers me up faster than anything else." "Besides, I can wash off the rest of this fake blood." "And what if you don't sober up?" "Well, I could always close my eyes and pretend you're not a total bitch." " Ha ha." " No offense." "Funny!" "[Giggles]" "[Schwartz screams]" "[Sighs]" "Schwartz..." "That was marginally funny when you did it 10 minutes ago." "Marginally." "Fancy meeting you here!" "Oh, it's been too long, man!" "Yeah, I thought you were avoiding me." "No, man, I just had some things to work through." "Yeah." "So, I take it you haven't found the tape yet?" "I'm not looking for the tape." "Don't you think you should be?" "I'm looking for Holden." "I think he's here." " Somewhere." " What?" "No, you didn't hang out with him in high school..." "I did." "He took the camera, remember?" "And he's crazy." "He busted out of jail." "Knowing Holden, he probably pawned off the camera." "As far as the tape..." "BETTY, IN FLASHBACK:" "Somebody took the tape." "So, what do we do now?" "HOLDEN:" "We get the hell out of Dodge." "We were never here." "This never happened." "So, what are you doing here today, Randall?" "You hated Leslie too, man." "We all hated Leslie." "Now, that's my point, man." "It could be any of us." "It could be you." " Any of us." " Nah, it wasn't me." "[Sighs]" "Well, whoever it is, man, watch your back, because whoever it is, they're out to get the rest of us." "Maybe when this is all over, me and you can get together again." "I thought you didn't know what you wanted." "I still don't know what I want." "Well, maybe we should find out." "Are you lonely" "Well, don't be" "'Cause I am here, too" "And I was lonely" "But only till my eyes found you" "And I was thinking" "I'm a stranger to this place" "But then I recognized" "The danger in your face" "We're not like lovers" "You're different" "You're a flower in chaos" "You have no purpose" "You're worthless" "Oh, and we're hopelessly lost" "But being found in such a madness" "Is all right" "There's nothing rational" "In thinking in black and white" "When we are spinning in circles" "And twirling around the sun" "Galaxies whirling" "And destinies in space and time" "And it's easy to get diz zy" "On the carnival of stars" "It's easy to get sick" "To forget all that we are" "We must hold tight" "On that carnival of stars" "Do you need me" "I think I need you" "And I'm not wrong" "We're together or apart" "This is where we belong" "I think I heard your voice in dreams" "Before you whispered in my ear" "That you were yearning for a lover" "Who would catch your falling tears" "Like the spirit on the deep" "Before the universe appeared" "And sent us spinning in circles" "And twirling around the sun" "Galaxies whirling" "And destinies in space and time" "And it's easy to get diz zy" "On the carnival of stars" "It's easy to get sick" "To forget all that we are" "When we are spinning in circles" "And twirling around the sun" "Galaxies whirling" "And destinies in space and time" "And it's easy to get diz zy" "On the carnival of stars" "It's easy to get sick" "To forget all that we are" "We must hold tight" "On that carnival of stars" "On that carnival of stars" "On that carnival of..." "Stars" "I'm sorry." "I guess I'm still hung up on Amy." "[Ted sighs, scoffs]" "You know what?" "You always do this, Randall." "You always mess with people's minds." "It's like..." "What?" "What's wrong?" "You knew Leslie pretty well, didn't you?" "Yeah." "Just as much as any of us did." "Why?" "Nothing." "You know, I'm gonna go find the tape now." "AMY, IN FLASHBACK:" "This joke was your idea!" "You killed him!" "BETTY:" "You wanted him dead, too." "TED:" "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it!" "HOLDEN:" "This wasn't part of the plan!" "BETTY:" "Somebody took the tape." "HOLDEN:" "Look, we make a pledge right now." "Never talk about this." "Never say anything to anybody." "If people find out we were involved in this, our lives are over." "[Crow caws]" "[Amy screams]" "Shh!" "Why the hell do you do that?" "A year goes by, and that's all you can say?" "No." "Other words I could use are "inconsiderate," "jerk," "moron"..." "Okay, I get the picture." "Anyway..." "I wasn't the one who left." "You were." "Yeah, I had to do some soul searching." "Yeah, well, a "Dear Jane" letter would have been nice, flowers... something." "I tried calling." "You didn't try hard enough." "Okay, no problem." "I'll just get in my trusty time machine, go back a year, and fix your life for you, okay?" "[Laughs]" "I miss you, Amy." "Seems like old times again." "That's what I'm afraid of." "You haven't found the tape yet, have you?" "We all split up." "You're the first person I've seen around here." "Listen to me, I think it's Ted." "He ditched me after we broke in like he's planning something, so I've just been waiting around, seeing if he's gonna act up or do something." "I've seen Ted since I've been in here, but I haven't seen you." "You think it's me." "Same old Amy." "Do you want to know why I left you?" "'Cause I don't want to end up with my mother." "[Sighs]" "I see your face as a child" "In a photograph" "Such beauty, such wisdom, so much pride" "So much experience" "Now you cannot look into a mirror" "Without the hurt and shame" "Through eyes that can't see that you are not to blame" "No, you're not to blame" "And I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no" "I won't forget the day you bore me your soul" "You may be losing all your faith in yourself" "But I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "No, oh, oh 38 steps to pull ahead" "Only to find yourself" "Having fallen back 37 steps" "I know it's maddening" "But what you don't notice as you step" "To try to walk again" "All those who can't even see the path" "But you can see the path end" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no" "I won't forget the day you bore me your soul" "You may be losing all your faith in yourself" "But I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "No, oh, oh, oh" "No, oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh" "No, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" "38 steps to pull ahead" "Only to find yourself" "Having fallen back 37 steps" "I know it's maddening" "But what you don't notice as you step" "To try to walk again" "All those who can't even see the path" "But you can see the path and..." "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no" "I won't forget the day you bore me your soul" "You may be losing all your faith in yourself, but..." "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no, no" "No, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" "No, oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh" "No, oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..." "So many things come to my mind" "When I think of you" "Like laughing so hard my belly aches" "Until I plead with you" "You are a fiery ball of life" "So very powerful" "And passion that's caring in life" "Yes, you are so loving" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no" "I won't forget the day you bore me your soul, no" "You may be losing all your faith in yourself, but..." "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no, no" "I'll  never..." "I'll never give up on you" "No, no, no..." "I'll never..." "[Sighs]" "Ooh..." "Schwartz?" "You done in the shower or what?" "Schwartz?" "Schwartz?" "Schwartz?" "Schwartz?" "Schwartz?" "[Sighs]" "Frickin' Schwartz." "[Hears door opening, closing]" "You don't get back that easy, baby." "[Chuckles]" "I just had the most amazing dream." "So you're gonna have to work it very hard." "You don't want to talk?" "Fine." "We'll just use..." "our hands." "[Chuckles flirtatiously]" "You know, no surprise that you find my secret place." "Mmm." "I like that." "My neck." "My scalp." "My thighs." "[Chuckling]:" "There, too." "[Screams]" "Amy..." "Ted?" "Where the hell have you been?" "We have to talk, Amy." "What'd you do, find Schwartz's fake blood or something?" "Don't get any on me." "It's not fake." "This isn't funny, Ted!" " Stay away from me!" " It's not like that." "I didn't do anything." "I found Betty and Schwartz." "They're in the girls' locker room." "Same place that we were gonna pull that prank on Leslie last time." "They're dead." "[Gasps]" "Oh, God!" "I think it's just you and me." "I think we're the only ones left." "We have to go!" "Amy!" "No." "Not that way, Amy!" "Amy!" "Amy, no!" "[Amy screams]" "TED:" "We're locked in!" "Maybe we can bust a window or something." "We can't." "It's security glass." "I'm not... gonna die in here." "That's the general idea." "We're not gonna die, okay?" "There's a million ways out of this place." "What about the phones?" "I already tried it." "It's dead." "[Sobs, hangs up phone]" "Of course it's dead." "It's always dead, right?" "Phone's out." "Power's out." "No cops for miles." "Pull yourself together." "[Sobs]" "Where were you, Ted?" "You split right after everybody showed up." " Where were you?" " It wasn't me!" "And now..." "you have blood on your hands." "Just back off!" "Listen!" "There's something that I need to tell you." "I figured it out." "There's something that we all forgot about Leslie." "I just remembered." "It was a big secret." "What was it?" "Do you remember Leslie's family, how they split up when he was a kid?" "That's kind of when he went off the rails." "Everybody started picking on him." "He started acting creepy, and nobody liked him." "But who do you think killed him?" " [Screams]" " It was Hol..." "AMY:" "[Screams]" "Amy?" "Amy?" "I know you're in here!" "I saw you run in here, Amy!" "Don't screw with me!" "We ain't got time for this!" "Amy?" "Where are you, Amy?" "I saw you come in here!" "Guess what?" "I snuck out of lockdown last night." "You want to be cute?" "You and Randall and all the rest of you rich jerks?" "It's just gonna be worse for you." "Remember what we used to call you back in high school?" ""Brainiac"!" "You gonna think your way out of this one?" "Did they tell you what I went to jail for, Amy?" "Ted and Betty?" "Oh, yeah, those guys were real slick!" "[Chuckles]" "Talked to me about all kinds of wild stuff." " What the hell were you doing?" " You wanted him dead, too." "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it!" "How the hell are we supposed to get out of this?" "Holden." "HOLDEN:" "The joke's off." "I saw some guys heading up here, and they probably told the principal the whole thing." "This wasn't part of the plan!" "I need a favor." "Can you help me clean this up?" "[Betty sobs ]" "What did you do, Betty?" "Yeah, you guys really got one over on me, didn't you?" "See, I nabbed the camera." "Ted or Betty had the tape." "I wiped off all the prints, but the cops..." "You know, they can find somebody's blood on something unless you're really careful." "So, a couple months after the prom, one of you called the cops!" "Told them I had the camera, that I did the whole thing!" "And then they got the tape." "Now, I could have told them Abraham Lincoln did it... it wouldn't have mattered!" "They were ready to book me for the whole thing!" "So..." "You see why I gotta do this, right?" "[Holden screams]" "Oh!" "[Curses indistinctly]" "Okay, now I'm just pissed off." "Amy!" "Amy!" "Yeah, run down to the basement, Amy." "Plenty of ways to escape from that." "Now, you should have thought about this before you sent me to jail, sweetheart." "[Sobs quietly]" "Amy?" "Oh, I'm not real upset about the arm." "You know, I can get a sling, right?" "Lt'd make me look tough." "But I just can't stand all this hiding!" "Oh!" "[Groans]" "[Groans]" "All right." "Anything you want me to tell your friends when I catch up with them?" "Holden, I didn't do it!" "[Laughs]" "Mmm." "And what were you gonna say?" ""Hey, Holden, guess what?" "We were all in on it, and we laughed our butts off when they threw you in a cell."" "It wasn't me." "If it was anybody, it was Ted and Betty." "Yeah, see, they got this great thing going on... guilt by association." "And you're guilty as hell." "You and your little quarterback boyfriend, Randall." "Yeah, you guys probably had a barbecue." "Holden, you killed them." "They're dead." "You already got your revenge." "Whoa, who did I kill?" "What are you talking about?" "About..." "[Shrieks]" " Never did like that guy." " Where the hell have you been?" "I got the bastard on tape." "I got the whole thing." "We can show the cops." "They're on their way." "We're safe, Amy." "They'll know Holden did it." "No!" "[Grunts]" "[Gasping]" "Pretty slick, huh?" "That's two surprise endings in a row." "So..." "Are you gonna keep messing up my arm all night, or are you gonna behave and die like a nice little rich girl?" "I'm not that nice." "[Starts camcorder]" "I caused this." "That night..." "The prom..." "I hated Leslie." "I mean... really hated him." "One time, he walked in on me in the girls' locker room during soccer practice." "He stared at me." "Scared me good." "I felt so... violated." "[Sobs]" "So... when when I found out about Betty's prank, how she was gonna scare him while he was naked in the same room," "I figured I could kill two birds with one stone." "I'd fix them both." "I thought I was just gonna scare him." "Stare at this." "If I hadn't killed Leslie none of this would have ever happened!" "[Turns camcorder off]" "Thanks for the confession, Amy." "What?" "But before Ted was so rudely interrupted, he was gonna remind you that Leslie was my half-brother." "We had the same dad." "He had his mom's last name, but I had him keep it a secret." "Can you blame me?" "No, but he must have told somebody because people at school started talking about it." "Then he shows up at the prom." "My senior prom." "It's supposed to be the best night of my life, right?" "I knew he was gonna ruin it with Betty's little prank, so I got there first, and I waited." "Watched you come in, stabbed him first." "Then Schwartz, then Betty." "You all took your little turn." "Stare at this." "AMY:" "This joke was your idea!" "You killed him!" "BETTY:" "You wanted him dead, too." "TED:" "Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do anything about it!" "HOLDEN:" "This wasn't part of the plan!" "BETTY:" "Somebody took the tape." "HOLDEN:" "Look, we make a pledge right now." "Never talk about this." "Never say anything to anybody." "If people find out we were involved in this, our lives are over." "But now all debts are paid..." "'cause I got it all on tape." "I didn't expect Holden to show up, but at least I got somebody to confess." "Randall, no!" "LESLIE:" "Betty?" "Is something wrong?" "Hey, why aren't you saying anything?" "You know what?" "Maybe this was a mistake." "RANDALL:" "I'm just here to spare you some embarrassment, little brother." "[Thud]" "It's been a lovely reunion, Amy." "I'll see you at the trial, okay?" "[Chuckles]" "[Police sirens wail]" "[Sobbing]" "[Sirens approach]"