""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "TODAY I PROUDLY ANNOUNCE" "THAT SCROOGE McDUCK WILL PUT THOUSANDS TO WORK" "BUILDING OUR NEW SHOPPING CENTER..." "THE SCROOGE McMALL." "SIR, ANY COMMENTS?" "COMING THROUGH." "GANGWAY!" "MOVE IT!" "TAKE A SEAT, SWEETCAKES." "INCIDENTALLY, LOVE THE HAIR." "LAWRENCE LOUDMOUTH, HERE, KDUK NEWS." "THE KING OF TRASH TV?" "WHAT'S REALLY BEHIND THIS SCAM OF YOURS?" "SCAM?" "IS THERE OIL BENEATH THE CONSTRUCTION SITE?" "DIDN'T YOU BRIBE THE COUNCIL?" "WHERE WERE YOU THE 14th?" "I DON'T REMEMBER." "ADMIT IT." "YOU'RE LINING YOUR POCKETS" "AT THE PEOPLE'S EXPENSE." "NONSENSE!" "YOU HAVEN'T ANY FACTS." "WE DON'T NEED FACTS." "WE'RE IN TELEVISION." "AT CITY HALL, THIS IS LAWRENCE LOUDMOUTH REPORTING." "FOR A MONTH, YOU'VE HARANGUED ME ON TV." "WHY ME?" "I'M AFTER RATINGS," "BUT YOU'RE BIG NEWS." "WHEN BIG NEWS GETS BAD NEWS," "IT'S GOOD NEWS FOR ME." "INCIDENTALLY, LOVE THE HAT." "I'D BETTER RELAX IN THE MONEY BIN," "OR I'LL DO SOMETHING VIOLENT" "TO A CERTAIN REPORTER!" "DON'T PUSH, GIZMOKIDDIES." "PLENTY OF SNAPSHOTS FOR EVERYONE." "JUST NOT ENOUGH OF ME." "THERE, THAT'S HANDY." "GOOD MORNING, SIR." "GIZMOGUYS, THIS IS MY BOSS." "ON TV, LAWRENCE LOUDMOUTH" "SAYS YOU STEAL CANDY FROM BABIES." "YOU BELIEVE THAT?" "EVERYTHING ON TV IS TRUE." "COME ON, GUYS." "GIZMODUCK, GET ME OUT OF HERE!" "THE LITTLE DICKENS GOT UP" "ON THE WRONG SIDE OF BED." "WHERE TO?" "JUST TAKE ME HOME." "RIGHT-O!" "ONE GIZMORIDE TO GO!" "THE SCARLET BRIGAND!" "I ORDERED YOU BOILED IN OIL." "IT'S OUT OF THE FRYING PAN," "INTO THE FIRE." "EN GARDE!" "DO IT!" " YAY!" "THAT NERVY NEWS HACK'S" "PROBABLY SPREADING MORE LIES ABOUT ME." "SORRY, LADS, PRESSING BUSINESS." "RUTHLESS BUSINESSMAN, POLITICAL KINGPIN," "AND RUMORS THAT SCROOGE" "IS AN ALIEN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR." "TONIGHT, PART 12 OF MY SERIES..." "SCROOGE McDUCK, THREAT OR MENACE?" "OOH..." "YOU SURE DON'T COME OFF LOOKING TOO GOOD." "HUH?" "AND NEITHER DO YOU." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "SOME SCHOOL KIDS REPEATED STUFF" "LOUDMOUTH SAID ABOUT YOU." "WE STOOD UP FOR YOU AND GOT THESE." "THANKS, BUT I DON'T APPROVE OF FIST FIGHTS." "USE YOUR HEADS." "WE DID THAT, TOO." "THAT JOURNALIST IS ENDANGERING US ALL." "I'VE GOT TO PROVE I'M GOOD." "MEANWHILE, CAN WE SWITCH BACK TO THE MOVIE?" "FINE." "WHATEVER." "HMM, HMM, HMM." "WHAT TO DO?" "WHAT?" "WHAT'S THE BIG TO-DO?" "THAT'S THE SCARLET BRIGAND." "HE'S MASKED AND SAVES PEOPLE." "HE'S EVERYBODY'S HERO," "BUT IT'S ONLY MOVIES." "MAYBE, MAYBE NOT." "AT LAST..." "THE NOPE DIAMOND!" "WOW!" "THAT'S SOME HUNK OF GLASS!" "IN A MINUTE," "IT'S OUR HUNK OF GLASS." "GLOVES." "GLOVES!" "APPLICATOR." "APPLICATOR." "NOW, THE MOST POWERFUL CORROSIVE SUBSTANCE" "KNOWN TO MAN..." "MA'S HOMEMADE CHILI!" "I WANT THE LEFTOVERS." "CAREFUL." "ONE DROP WILL BURN RIGHT THROUGH YOU." "RIGHT." "NOW STAND BACK." "HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL?" "OH, I'M SO SORRY, BOYS." "I THREW COLD WATER ON YOUR PLANS." "WHO ARE YOU?" "I'M THE MASKED MALLARD!" "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" "AND YOU'RE A RAVING LOON." "BOUNCER, COOK THAT DUCK'S GOOSE." "WHOA!" "I GOT HIM, BIGTIME!" "HE THINKS IT'S HALLOWEEN!" "SEEING YOU, IT MUST BE APRIL FOOLS' DAY." "WISE GUY, EH?" "FIRST I TAKES THIS FANCY BELT." "AAH!" "I'M GOING TO GET WHOMPED, AIN'T I?" "OH, DARN." "ALL RIGHT, BEAGLE BOYS." "COME OUT EASY, OR..." "[SCUFFLING]" "WE GIVE UP!" "HELP US!" "JUST SAVE US!" "WHAT'S WITH YOU BOYS?" "ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR OFFICER." "I CONVINCED THEM IT WAS TIME" "FOR A LONG VACATION!" "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "HE SAID HE WAS THE MASKED MALLARD." "DO WE GO TO JAIL" "OR BREAK OURSELVES IN?" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "IT'S OPEN." "LATE NIGHT?" "NOBODY MUST KNOW THAT THE MASKED MALLARD'S REALLY..." "SCROOGE McDUCK!" "SORRY." "DID ALL THE STUFF I BUILT WORK?" "SHOCK BUCKLE, BOOMERANG," "NUCLEAR TWEEZERS..." "THE WHOLE BIT." "NOW YOU CAN ACTIVATE" "YOUR CANE'S LASER BEAM BY WHISTLING." "WATCH." "[WHISTLES]" "GYRO..." "I KNOW." "NEEDS WORK." "EXTRA!" "EXTRA!" "GRATEFUL CITY CHEERS CAPED CANARD." "THANK YOU, MASKED MALLARD." "AS CONVICTED CRIMINALS," "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE MASKED MALLARD?" "A ROTTEN DO-GOODER." "BUT HE WAS VERY POLITE." "EVEN HIS WORST ENEMIES ARE MASKED MALLARD FANS." "THE MASKED MALLARD IS AS BIG A THREAT" "AS THAT SCOURGE SCROOGE!" "WE'RE BEING LIED TO, CITIZENS." "I'M NOT BUYING IT!" "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE, LOUDMOUTH!" "HERE'S A NEWS BULLETIN..." "DUCKBURG CITY COUNCIL BEING HELD HOSTAGE!" "THERE'S NO BUSINESS HOURS FOR A SUPERHERO." "UNLESS OUR DEMANDS ARE MET," "CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS WILL WATCH RERUNS OF..." "THE FRUITY BUNCH!" "[GASP]" "A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR," "MASKED MALLARD MAGNETOS." "IT'S FUTILE TO FIGHT ME." "I CALL THIS MY FUTILITY BELT." "SO, HANDS UP, FELONS." "NOT YOU, THEM." "RIGHT." " OH, YEAH." "BRAVO!" "BRAVO!" "SILLY ME." "I FORGOT TO CHANGE OUT OF MY COSTUME." "WOW!" "IT'S THE MASKED MALLARD!" "NO, IT'S NOT." "IT'S UNCLE SCROOGE!" "YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT." "SAY WHAT?" "THAT SCARLET BRIGAND MOVIE" "SHOWED I COULD DO GOOD DEEDS" "WITH A SECRET IDENTITY." "IF NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE SCROOGE McDUCK," "THEY WOULDN'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK" "YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING GREEDY?" "AYE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "OH, NOW I GET IT." "OH, BOY, OH, BOY!" "WE GOT A GENUINE SUPERHERO IN THE HOUSE." "ONLY TILL TOMORROW." "I'LL REVEAL MY TRUE IDENTITY" "AND PROVE I'M A GOOD EGG." "TESTING, 1, 2..." "LADIES AND GENTS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT." "DUCKBURG'S BEEN THRILLED BY THE MASKED MALLARD." "STOP THE PRESSES!" "HOLD THE PHONE!" "WHAT IS IT, LOUDMOUTH?" "YOU SHOULD SEE THIS MORNING'S PAPER." "THIS WAS TAKEN AS THE MASKED MALLARD ROBBED THE BANK!" "WHAT?" "B-B-BUT..." "THE MASKED MALLARD'S TURNED TO CRIME!" "JUST AS THIS REPORTER PREDICTED," "DUCKBURG'S HERO IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY!" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "WELL, I, UH..." "HMM, UH, I..." "STAY TUNED!" "EVERYWHERE I TURN, IT'S MASKED MALLARD THIS" "AND MASKED MALLARD THAT." "HIYA, MR. McDUCK." "WHY ARE YOU HERE?" "I LOVE THE ART MUSEUM." "THE HISTORY, THE CULTURE..." "AND THE FREE FOOD!" "HOW ABOUT THAT MASKED MALLARD?" "HE TURNED OUT TO BE SOME CREEP." "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" "WELL, PARDON MY FACE!" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN," "YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!" "THANKS TO A GENEROUS DONATION BY BUFFY PARVENU," "I NOW PRESENT THE MUSEUM'S NEWEST ACQUISITION..." "NAPOLEON BONAPARTE'S VERY OWN, SOLID GOLD..." "POPCORN BOWL!" "THANK YOU." " AS THE OLD SAYING GOES," "'TIS BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO RECEIVE." "THAT'S A MATTER OF OPINION." "OH, THE MASKED MALLARD!" "AHA!" "THERE IS AN IMPOSTER!" "THAT'S MASKED MALLARD, WITH TWO Ls." "GIZMODUCK!" "AT LAST WE MEET, MY MASKED AMIGO." "YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH." "WANT ME TO SURRENDER?" "YES!" "BECAUSE IF YOU PERSIST, I, GIZMODUCK," "SHALL GIVE YOU WHAT FOR." "IF WHAT FOR ISN'T ENOUGH, YOU'LL GET WHAT FIVE!" "OK, YOU WIN." "IN FACT, YOU DESERVE A PRIZE!" "THAT'S NICE OF YOU, BUT..." "UH-OH!" "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!" "YEOW!" "[CRASH]" "ADIOS, AMIGO." "GIZMODUCK, SAY SOMETHING." ""I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT"" ""SHORT AND STOUT"" "IT'S TIME FOR THE MASKED MALLARD REPORT," "WITH YOUR HOST, LAWRENCE LOUDMOUTH!" "WE'VE GOT NEW PHOTOS" "OF THE MASKED MALLARD'S LATEST CRIMES" "IN MY SERIES..." "SCROOGE McDUCK, GET OUT OF TOWN." "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" "IT'S TIME THE REAL MASKED MALLARD RETURNED." "YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME THE MASKED MALLARD?" "YES." "I'LL TRACK DOWN THAT FAKE," "DRAG HIM ON LOUDMOUTH'S SHOW," "AND PROVE THERE'S TWO MASKED MALLARDS." "THEY'LL BOTH BE OFF MY BACK." "[SNORING]" "MUST HAVE DOZED OFF." "STILL NO SIGN OF THAT COUNTERFEIT..." "AHA!" "WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE REAL MASKED MALLARD." "GOTCHA!" "LET ME GO." "NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE BACK" "THAT POPCORN BOWL YOU STOLE," "YOU NEFARIOUS NE'ER-DO-WELL." "NOW WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE MASTERMIND" "BEHIND THIS MAYHEM." "OH, NO." "DON'T!" "SCROOGE McDUCK!" "WELL, THERE GOES THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS BONUS." "MY EMPLOYER A CRIMINAL!" "HOW TO COPE?" "WHAT TO DO?" "WHAT ABOUT BOOK CONTRACTS?" "YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG DUCK." "SEE?" "UH, SEE WHAT?" "THE IMPOSTER." "HE WAS RIGHT THERE." "YEAH." "MAYBE YOU'VE TAKEN" "ONE TOO MANY NOSE DIVES INTO THAT MONEY BIN." "I'M NOT CRAZY!" "YOU SAW ME AND THE MASKED MALLARD OUTSIDE THE MUSEUM?" "YES..." "ISN'T THAT A CLUE?" "NO..." "IF YOU ARE THE MASKED MALLARD," "I HAVE TO BRING YOU IN." "IF YOU DON'T MIND." "SORRY, I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK." "THAT GUY REALLY FRIES MY DIODES." "STAY ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE MASKED MALLARD," "ALSO KNOWN AS SCROOGE McDUCK." "HE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS." "NOT TO MENTION WET AND [COUGH] MISERABLE." "SERVES ME RIGHT," "THINKING DRESSING UP LIKE THIS" "WOULD SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE THAT." "AT 5:00, THE LATEST PHOTOS" "OF THAT MERCENARY McDUCK" "CONTINUING HIS CRIME SPREE." "MERCENARY?" "WITH ALL THE MONEY I'VE DONATED?" "WAIT A PENNY-PINCHING MINUTE." "HOW COME ONLY LOUDMOUTH" "GETS SHOTS OF THAT PHONY AT WORK?" "MAYBE I CAN PROVE" "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE MASKED MALLARD." "MIGHTY EXPENSIVE DIGS FOR A HUMBLE JOURNALIST." "OK, LOUDMOUTH, NOW WE'LL SEE" "WHO'S THE STAR OF THIS MASQUERADE BALL." "STARS?" "I'LL SHOW YOU STARS." "AAH..." "OH, ME SORE HEAD." "SOMEONE SHUT THE WIN..." "OH." "DON'T WIGGLE AROUND, McDUCK." "IT'S 30 STORIES DOWN." "WHY DO THIS?" "I TOLD YOU..." "RATINGS!" "WITH EVERY REPORT, I GOT HOTTER." "ONE MORE HEIST AND I'M GONE," "WHILE YOU HANG FOR THE CRIME." "LOUDMOUTH'S RIGHT..." "ONE WRONG MOVE, AND I'M STREET PIZZA!" "AH, GOOD AS GOLD..." "BECAUSE IT IS!" "FREEZE, UH, PLEASE!" "COME QUIETLY, MR. McDUCK." "GIZMODUCK IS TRYING NOT TO HURT ME," "BUT WE'RE NOT FIGHTING." "BEING BELTLESS, I'M HELPLESS." "HOLD ON." "LOUDMOUTH MAY HAVE MY FUTILITY BELT," "BUT HE DIDN'T SWAP CANES." "HERE GOES NOTHING." "[WHISTLES]" "WHOA!" "COME ON, GIZMODUCK." "MR. McDUCK, SIR," "TIME OUT, OK?" "TRUCE!" "TAKE FIVE!" "CHILL OUT." "THAT MAN DEFINITELY NEEDS THERAPY." "YEOW!" "MY ARMOR IS FATALLY ATTRACTED TO THIS MAGNET!" "ANOTHER MACHINE HAS A REAL CRUSH ON YOU!" "SAY GOODBYE, GIZMOGEEK." "YOU SAY GOODBYE, I SAY HELLO." "SCROOGE, THIS IS A SURPRISE." "I'M SEEING DOUBLE." "NO TRICKS, LOUDMOUTH." "JUST US, MALLARD TO MALLARD." "EN GARDE!" "HOLY COW!" "THERE'S TWO OF THEM!" "IT'S OVER, McDUCK." "LOOK, McDUCK, I'M UNARMED." "THEN YOU NEED THIS." "I GOT..." "IT!" "HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN." "THERE GOES THE MASKED MALLARD SUIT." "MY REPUTATION'S RESTORED," "AND THEY'VE OK'D MY PLAN FOR SCROOGE McMALL." "LAWRENCE LOUDMOUTH'S DOING WEATHER AND SPORTS" "AT DEVILED EGG ISLAND PENITENTIARY." "I DIDN'T NEED A SUPERHERO SUIT" "TO DO GOOD." "IT DIDN'T HELP." "SOMETIMES THAT'S MY PROBLEM." "I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT GETUP AS LONG..." "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVILDOERS!" "THE TITANIC TRIO HAS ARRIVED!" "NOT AGAIN." "NO!" "GOOD COSTUMES!" "THEY'RE WORKING ALREADY."