"♪♪♪" "(Bol￩roby Maurice Ravel playing )" "( dog barks )" "( tires squeal )" "( music stops )" "MAJOR?" "THIS IS CONSTABLE MACBETH." "YOU MUST BE CONSTABLE PATTERSON." "GOSH..." "OH, NO..." "( chuckles )" "FETCH IN CONSTABLE PATTERSON'' S BAGS, WILL YOU, JOHN?" "RIGHT." "YOU''RE GONNA BLOW THIS, MACBETH." "HELLO?" "HELLO." "DIDN''T KNOW YOU COULD GET JETLAG COMING FROM TENERIFE." "A WOMAN WHO SPEAKS HER MIND." "THAT''S RIGHT." "I''VE HAD NO COMPLAINTS FROM THE MAJOR." "JUST AS SOON AS IT CAN BE ARRANGED." "SO, A HIKING I WILL GO." "EROTIC STUDIES?" "CAN YOU IMAGINE?" "DO COME IN." "Hamish:" "AH!" "( sighs ) SOFT." "I DO HOPE I''M NO T PUTTING YOU OUT." "I''LL WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE, SHALL I?" "RIGHT." "( whispering ) JOHN, C''MERE, C''MERE!" "Anne:" "READY WHEN YOU ARE, HAMISH." "( sighs )" "AFTER YOU." "♪♪♪" "DARLING, YOU AWAKE?" "MMM?" "NEVER FELT STRONGER." "( laughs )" "AND HAD YOUR DESSERT." "♪♪♪" "NO ONE EVER STEPS OUT OF LINE IN LOCHDUBH." "FAULTY TIRES CAN KILL." "MUST PUSH ON." "CONSTABLE PATTERSON." "OH." "♪♪♪" "POLICE COMMUNITY LIAISON COMMITTEE, SO I SAY..." "NO DRIVER COULD FAIL TO NOTICE HIM IN THAT." "IT''S A WONDERFUL IDEA, HAMISH." "( car horn beeps )" "AND WHAT''S GONN A HAPPEN TO ME?" "THANK YOU, AGNES." "I NEED THE MONEY." "WHAT''LL I DO, LACHLAN?" "I''VE BEEN ON THE SHELF A LONG TIME, LACHLAN." "AH, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, EDIE." "WHERE THERE''S LIFE , THERE''S HOPE." "THAT''S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY." "SERIOUSLY, I''M REALLY GLAD TO MEET YOU, HAMISH." "WHILE I GO AND MAKE US SOME COFFEE?" "( sighs )" "I LOOKED ACROSS THE ROOM AND THERE SHE WAS." "OH, YES, SHE''S A WOMAN OF SOME MEANS, HAMISH." "MAJOR, UM..." "DOES SERENA KNOW ABOUT YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION?" "WE ARE PURELY AND SIMPLY IN LOVE." "BUT?" "I AM REINVIGORATED, REINVENTED, REBORN!" "NOW... ?" "ISN''T IT AMAZING" "YES, COMING, DARLING." "Major:" "COME ON." "WE WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU." "ESME." "D''YOU KNOW THAT WPC PATTERSON?" "SHE WANTS YOUR BODY." "YOU COULD SPEAK TO PROFESSOR SVENSSON OVER THERE." "ISOBEL SUTHERLAND FORTHE HIGHLANDS TODAY." "NO, NO, INVERNESS." "IT''S HAMISH''S TAPE, ACTUALLY." "WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY THAT RELATIONSHIP FAILED." "OH." "( chuckles )" "♪♪♪" "( murmurs indistinctly )" "OH, PLEASE." "AND WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?" "SPLENDID." "WAS NOT UNCONNECTED TO THE POPULARITY OF THE TANDEM AT THE TIME." "♪♪♪" "OH, HAMISH, THE SCENERY!" "YEAH." "LIKE TO STOP FOR A WHILE?" "NO." "( car horn beeps )" "SEEMS OKAY THERE." "HMM." "I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BLOOD SAMPLE, HAVE IT LOOKED AT." "ON EVERY CENTIMETER OF MY BODY." "WOULD TOMORROW BE TOO SOON TO PICK THIS UP?" "THANK YOU." "RORY." "THAT WAS A HERMES SCARF SHE WAS WEARING." "SHE''S NOT SHORT OF A BOB OR TWO." "SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE''S DOING." "SHE''S GOT AS MUCH DETERMINATION AS ANY YOUNG POLICEWOMAN." "( sighs ) BETTER MAKE IT 40, SHE IS A YOUNGER WOMAN." "RIGHT YE ARE." "♪♪♪" "MAKE IT STOP." "SHOULD ASK YOU TO BE HIS BEST MAN." "SAYS SO MUCH." "AH, EDITH." "YES?" "( sighs ) OH, EDIE..." "SHE IS GOING TO BE MY WIFE, EDITH." "YES, OH, YES, YES, THAT WOULD BE FINE." "I AM SO VERY SORRY." "THANK YOU." "YOU TOO?" "LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND." "THANK YOU." "( car horn beeps )" "HEY!" "( sighs ) LOTTIE LA RUE." "AMAZING." "♪♪♪" "THANK YOU." "( burlesque music )" "AH, MAJOR, MAJOR." "( hummingBol￩ro )" "( whispering ) I SAW THE BUTTERFLY, HAMISH." "I SAW THE BUTTERFLY." "OH." "NO, THANK YOU." "♪♪♪" "♪ AND I WAS THE ONLY BOY ♪" "( applause and cheers )" "FIRST MET." "♪♪♪" "♪ WHAT WERE THE CHANCES ♪" "WHAT''S THE STORY, LASS?" ". I''M BEING LET GO" "NO, THIS IS HER DOING." "NIL DESPERANDUM,EDIE." "NIL DESPERANDUM." "EH?" "( applause and cheers )" "FOR MAKING ME SO VERY, VERY HAPPY." "PLEASURE''S MINE." "THERE ARE SOME FORMS TO BE FILLED IN." "( cell phone rings )" "( sighs )" "I WAS OVERCOME WITH THE EMOTION OF IT ALL." "(Bol￩roby Ravel playing )" "All:" "AYE, WE PROMISE." "OKAY." "HAMISH, COULD YOU BE A BIT LESS OPAQUE?" "(Bol￩roby Ravel playing )" "AND STARTS BUMPING THEM OFF." "( group laughs )" "MRS. MACLEAN." "THE, UM, MAJOR HAD A BLACKOUT." "HE ASKED ME TO SEE HIM ABOUT IT." "I JUST MADE THE WHOLE THING UP TO GET RID O'' ANNE." "WHO''S ON THE BELL HERE?" "ME, DADDY." "♪♪♪" "DARLING, COULD YOU COME IN A MINUTE?" "AND THAT WE CAN REMAIN FRIENDS." "I''LL JUST GET MY THINGS FROM THE KITCHEN AND BE ON MY WAY." "OF COURSE YOU DID." "BUT THE MAN NEVER SHOWED UP." "WHAT?" "THAT IS HER, ISN''T IT?" "BUT THE WOMAN''S HUSBAND WAS ELECTROCUTED ACCIDENTALLY." "I''VE GOT TO BE WRONG, SURELY?" ". WE''LL SOON KNOW" "CHEERS, MY DARLING." "I WANT IT NOW." "ANY MINUTE NOW, MR. MACLEAN." "ANY MINUTE NOW." "Hamish:" "STOP!" "SHE''S IN THE KITCHEN." "COME ON, LACHLAN." "HAMISH?" "!" "WHAT?" "LET ME THROUGH HERE." "LET ME..." "OH, MY GOD!" "I STUCK THE OLD LABELS ON THEM." "SHE DRANK HER OWN POISON, MAJOR." "COME AWAY, MAJOR." "THIS WAY." "STAY WITH HER BODY." "SURE, HAMISH." "HE''LL GET OVER IT." "YOU MEAN LIKE YON VILLA IN TENERIFE?" "♪♪♪" "Lachlan:" "WE''D BETTER START LOOKING OUT THE SUNBLOCK THEN." "JUST CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE." "WHY DID YOU LET ME TAKE FULL CREDIT FOR THIS?" "WELL..." "( sighs ) IS IT?" "NO." "YOU SEE, I WANT TO BE HERE, ANNE..." "I SEE." "( chuckles )" "WELL, UM, THANKS FOR TELLING ME." "EVEN BETTER THAN THE PERSON YOU PRETENDED TO BE." "GOOD-BYE." "YEAH." "( door closes )" "♪♪♪"