"In view of the witnesses and the testimony before the Court I have reached the conclusion that JayantiIaI is a professional criminal." "This Court therefore, holds the accused, Ratan alias JayantiIaI, guilty of murder and under sections 302, 304  306 of the Indian penal Code awards him death by hanging." "Hurry up, Nurse..." "please!" "Hurry up!" " My God..." " Don't worry;" "You'II be fine." "Come on..." "Hurry up." "please wait here." "What's happened, Nurse?" "Is everything okay?" "congratulations, sir." "Your wife has just delivered twins." "What...?" "!" "Cheers!" " congratulations!" " Thank you." " Can I go inside?" " certainly." " Are you okay, Geeta?" " Yes." " congratulations." " Congrats to you, too." "Come and take a look." "What are those bandages for?" "The babies were born Siamese twins." "We had to do an operation to physically separate them." "Operation?" "!" "There no danger then, is there?" "There's nothing to worry about." "But both the children will share a reflex action." " I don't understand." " Let me explain." "Now look at this..." "Which means that if one of them is hurt the other will feel the pain, too, isn't it?" "exactly." "When one laughs, the other will also laugh." "And when one of them is hungry,   the other will experience hunger, too." "The operation on Ratan is over, sir." "Okay." "Take him away to the central jail." " They're very cute, aren't they?" " Ofcourse, they are." " They've taken after their Mom." " No." "They look like you." "No way." "They've taken after you!" "No..." "Don't!" "Leave it alone!" " Leave my baby alone, Ratan!" " Freeze, MaIhotra...!" "...or I'II strangle this baby!" "You can't escape, Ratan!" "Leave my kid alone, Ratan!" "Let me have my baby!" "Don't do something crazy, Ratan!" "Take care of the baby, nurse..." "Look after my wife, Doctor." " Father!" " My son!" "Ratan, my brother!" "How did you get here?" "There's no time to waste!" "The ACP MaIhotra is following me!" "We must escape, before he gets here!" "You are surrounded from all the sides, Ratan!" "Return my baby to me!" "Give yourself up!" " Father!" " Don't cry, my son." "You're my brave son, aren't you?" "Get out of this place, as quickly as possible." "No, father..." "I can't leave you alone in this state!" "Don't be stubborn, my boy..." "You must live a Iong life to avenge your father's death." "You must perform the Iast rites on my remains only when you have killed MaIhotra to avenge my death." "Give me your word, son..." "You will kill him, won't you?" "That's my promise to you, father..." "I won't let him live!" "Bravo!" "Father!" " NO!" " Come you'II have to go." "How will you avenge your father's death, if you're not alive?" "Let's go!" "Let's go, son!" "No!" " Stop, sir!" "Wait,...!" " Let me go!" "Leave me alone..." "My son...!" "The doctor has given up hope, Sharma." "According to him, this is how she will always be." "That just can't be." "There's no ailment in the world which cannot be cured." "I have a friend in America who's a doctor." "Let me talk to him." "Take your wife there." "As for the business, I'II handle it." "Don't worry about that." "How about the Iate-night show today?" "The little rascal!" "My God!" "This temple's turning into an orphanage!" "They dump their children here no sooner than they are born!" "Say what, priest..." "You can quietly watch the baby crying." "Can't you cajole it into keeping quiet?" "Why don't you do it, if that's how concerned you are?" "Oh, sure!" "Hush, baby!" "Now look; both of us have no one in this world." "Which makes you my sister." "Come along then..." "I'II bring you up." "Take care of yourself first, Raja!" "Think of the others later!" "I haven't been begging from you, have I?" "You're hungry, aren't you?" "Come..." "let me get you some milk." " A packet of milk, please." " How about the money?" " I'II pay you later." " Take the milk later, too." "Scram!" "Here you are, little girl?" "I've got the milk for you!" "My little sister will now have her milk..." "The thief!" "Catch him!" "The thief!" "Catch him..." "He's running away with the purse!" "Catch him!" "The thief...!" " Who are you?" " My name is RangeeIa." " What was that?" " Ra..ng...eeIa!" "Why are you hiding?" "Come out in the open." "How can I?" "They'II bash me up!" "What a shame!" "A grown-up boy getting scared of a beating!" "Watch it, okay?" "She's my sister." "Your sister is my sister...don't worry." "Just go and clobber them!" "Hammer him!" "Let 'em have it!" "Go on!" "You silly idiot!" "You dare tease my sister?" "!" "Why, you rascal?" "!" "You were teasing Raja's sister, were you?" " Let me go, for God's sake!" " Let you go?" "How can I let you go?" "!" "Give it to him!" "That's not a fight you're enjoying on television!" "Go there and stop my brother!" "Why are you spoiling all the fun?" "What a thrashing he's giving them!" "Hit him!" "Go on!" "This is a college, okay?" "And this is where I study!" "AII this will spoil my reputation!" "No way!" "It'II only improve your reputation!" "Let alone these thugs even the principal of the college will be scared of you!" " Is he your brother?" " Yes, sir." "For getting your brother to bully everyone in the college don't you know, I can even rusticate you?" "Whom are you trying to threaten, fatso?" "My sister's not going job-hunting   after finishing her studies." "She's going into business, Iike me." "Let's go home..." "You've had enough of these studies." " But, brother..." " Come on!" "I want to study in the college!" "But I don't want it closed down!" " Move aside..." " Where d'you think you're going?" "Have you read the "Lamayana" ?" "He means the "Ramayana"." "Laxman accompanies Rama wherever he goes!" " But you can't go there!" " Why not?" "Because he was the one who got into violence." "It wasn't you." "But I stood there clapping and encouraging him." "How about that?" " Shut up!" " I get it now!" "You take away only those who have been into violence, right?" " That's right." " Come here then,..." "please... come in front of me." " How about taking me too?" " Get in, you rascal!" "Hi, guys!" "Here's your cell." "Is that where we are going to stay?" "It's terrible!" "The cell's neither painted, nor does it have an a/c." "It doesn't even have an attached-bathroom!" "I'd die in the heat!" "He says he'd suffocate to death." "I know about the standards you chaps expect." "Manage with this room today." "I'II find another one tomorrow." "well, all right..." " Listen...." " Yes." " Tomorrow is the republic Day of India." " So?" "We're going to have sporting competitions tomorrow." "would you guys be interested in participating?" " No, thanks." "I'd rather sleep." " Wait a minute!" "I Iove sports!" "I'm all game!" "What competitions do you have?" "We're having a 400-metre running competition." " We'II have high-jump, Iong-jump..." " Wow!" " And the poIe-jump (vault), too." " PoIe-jump?" "!" "You mean we'd have to break the poles apart?" "!" "That's great!" "The pole is actually a Iong stick which is held like this even as you run towards the target dig it into the ground and jump across to the other end!" "Who are these guys?" " Come on... come along!" " He's roughing me up!" "Gotcha!" "I'm sure to get another promotion now!" " I'II get a doubIe-promotion!" " How's that?" "The chap you've got is the assistant I've got his boss here!" "Get lost!" "And you..." "Hand that chap to me!" " No way!" "I've caught him!" " Do you know who I am?" "Sure!" "The rustic from Jaunpur!" "I'm your boss;" "Senior Inspector!" "It was betrayal that made him my boss." " betrayal?" " That's right!" "He betrayed me and won a promotion!" "I can't understand this thing about one cop conning another!" "The truth and falsehood of the case will be decided right now!" "To begin with,..." "leave Raja alone." "Leave Raja alone, he says." "State your case now..." "And let Mr Raja decide the case." " He'II decide..." " He'II decide, the chap says!" "What happened recently was that I walked 5 kilometers to nab the dreaded criminal, charles Sobhraj." "This chap then arrived there and said have a soft-drink while I keep an eye on the criminal." "The Commissioner then came there and asked .... ... who'd caught the crook and this chap said he'd caught him!" "I wasn't lying, was I?" "I was actually holding him..." "I replied in the affirmative when the Commissioner asked me!" " But it was I who caught him!" " And I'd turned him in!" " You're a bloody doubIe-crosser!" " Don't you be insolent with me!" "You'II lose your job, if I report you to the Commissioner!" "I'II lose my job, when I will." "But you've already lost yours!" " How's that?" " There goes the job with your jeep!" " Catch them." "please!" " I can't." "I'm not feeling well." " That's an order..." " Not catch." "Say, "chase them" !" "I've got a brilliant idea." "Let's take advantage till we have this jeep with us!" " How's that?" " Let's "teal" all day!" " What's that?" " Let's "teal", I say!" "Like this..." " Let's steal, you mean!" " And people will blame the cops!" "Look!" "There's a bank there!" "Why are you clutching the bag to your heart?" "Any crook would know you've withdrawn   lots of money from the bank!" " So then?" " walk casually..." "leisurely!" "You know what?" "You've said something sensible for the first time in your life!" "Such wisdom does not befit you!" "Look at him inviting the thieves!" "The bloody idiot!" "It's these very guys who later cry that they've been robbed and plundered!" "Stop there!" "The thief has made away with our stuff!" " What do we do now?" " Turn the jeep around!" "Get the engine started first, you idiot!" "My God!" "What a calamity!" "I hope you aren't hurt, Mister!" "What a shame!" "Having taken birth in the holy land of India this chap, instead of slogging like a mule and living like a dog, is into thievery!" " Who the hell are you?" " What's wrong with his voice?" "!" "It's a tramp in the garb of the thief!" "Where the hell have you guys landed from?" "From the central jail, no less!" "Who are you to be questioning us?" "We're going to do all the asking now, okay?" " Where are you coming from?" " Why?" " Because we're cops!" " Cops?" "!" "But you look like crooks!" "But that's the idea!" "AII the crooks of the world think we're one of them." "And that's exactly how we catch them!" "For instance... you're a thief." "But you look like... a heroine!" "She's very good-Iooking..." "Gorgeous, is the word!" "Just step back... and give that bag to me." "walk straight to the police station   and give yourself up to the Iaw!" "Why must I do that?" "Won't you accompany me?" "She's right!" "Let's go along..." "Let's take her away!" "well, okay..." "Go and sit in the jeep!" "Okay..." " What is it?" " Look there...!" "Where are you off to?" "We'd have to push the jeep;" "the battery's down!" " Let's go!" " There she goes!" "Go on and have fun!" "See you again!" "There's my loyal jeep..." "out in search of me!" "Someone help me!" "Stop this jeep!" "It isn't looking for you..." "it's hurtling towards us!" "Save yourself!" "Jam the gears...!" "There, I've done it!" "Where are the crooks who had escaped away with my jeep?" "What?" "!" "Were they crooks then?" "Never mind that..." "Where are they?" "They've even stolen my bag!" " I see!" " How much money were you carrying?" "only my father can tell you that." "You bloody mischief-maker!" "After making me lose my dough with your silly advice you're quietly having a feast in here, are you?" "You get no lunch for a year from this day onwards!" "A year?" "But, brother-in-Iaw..." "You get no toiIet-soaps for 2 years!" " I'II spread the stink around!" " That's all right!" "You will get no hair-oiI for 3 years." "And razors for a shave are out for 4 years!" "You haven't lost a treasure, have you that you're punishing as if I were a dreaded criminal?" "How much money was the bag carrying?" "Don't ask!" "You'd faint out of shock!" "It had 1 1 0 Rupees, no less!" "You've lost a fortune, haven't you?" "Your father's a tough man who didn't suffer a stroke,  out of the fear of expenses involved!" "Whoever it is that has stolen my money,   will never be happy in life!" "Not only will he rot to death but he'II belong to a family   of beggars for generations to come!" "It's not fair to curse his whole family, Daddy!" "Curse the thief, if you must!" "How do you find your daughter?" "Like my daughter, naturally." "How else would she be?" "What I mean to say is..." "Have you seen her clothes?" "actually, I think she's herself the thief." "Shut up!" "My daughter hasn't fallen on such bad days that she should have to steal to live!" "She's destined to rule the world!" "The astrologer who predicted that had also said that she'd marry a thief!" "This is MaIhotra calling from America." "Just a moment!" "I'II call my brother-in-Iaw." "There's a call from America, brother-in-Iaw!" "How often have I told you not to touch those phones from America?" "!" "I've only picked up the Indian phone." "He's handling the phone there in America!" "This is Sharma here!" "This is MaIhotra calling from America." "How are you out there?" "How did you find the pickles I'd sent?" "They were excellent, thank you." "I'II send you some more, when I find someone going abroad." "actually, my son is landing in India   by tomorrow morning's flight." "For the pickles?" "!" "What a colossal waste of money!" "I'II find someone else to carry the pickles to you!" "It's not for the pickles." "He has a musical programme in India." "What?" "Has your son turned a singer then?" "You could say that." "actually, I wonder if you could show him a girl he can marry." "Why go looking for another girl?" "My daughter's very much here." "Your daughter, did you say?" "!" "I have no objections, if my son approves of your daughter!" "But just remember this." "Inspite of having stayed in America for years my son has not forgotten his Indian roots and culture." "My daughter is also an Indian at heart like those actors in the old films we used to see." "I'II have your son put up at my place, okay?" "Don't worry!" "My luck!" "I've found a son-in-Iaw without any efforts!" "Roopa!" "Are you ready?" "It's time for the flight to land..." "Hurry up!" "Now look at my baby!" "You still have no dress-sense, do you?" "What's wrong with this dress?" "It's typically Indian, isn't it?" "The dress is undoubtedly Indian, baby but the person arriving is an American, isn't he?" "How is he going to approve of you, dressed like this?" "You've covered yourself from head to toe!" "The charms of my beautiful girl are just not on show!" "You haven't even let your neck be bare so he could put the matrimonial necklace there." "silly girl!" "I'm going to the airport only to receive him." "And not marry him, okay?" "May the Lord save my innocent little girl from the evil eye!" "Why have I spent so much of money and called him over from America to perform in India?" "So that he approves of you and becomes my son-in-Iaw!" "Understand?" "Now quietly wear the dress I ask you to, and come with me!" "Hurry up, dear!" "Hurry up, brother-in-Iaw..." "The aircraft must have landed." "But, dad, I don't want to come with you!" "Is he returning from the airport, Dad?" " He's going to stay with us!" " I couId have met him at home." "Why did you have to drag me here, all the way?" "The moment he lands in India, I want you to be the first girl he sets his eyes on and falls in love with you, too." "Whom will he marry, if he faIIs in love with her?" " Why?" "He'II marry me!" " You?" "!" "What would people think, if you continue dragging me like this?" "They'd only think that the father and daughter   Iove each other deeply!" "And that the father's pulling her away for her own good!" "That's not right, brother-in-Iaw." "They'd think that your daughter is in love with a hooligan which is why you're sending her away abroad!" "Your mouth stinks!" "Use some adhesive to shut it!" "Greetings, Mr Sharma..." "How are you?" " I'm fine." " What brings you here?" "To play a game of cricket, of course!" "I'm here to receive my friend's son." "Can't you see that much?" "!" "Watch it, brother-in-Iaw..." "The garland will snap!" "This girl isn't made of flowers to..." " Where's MaIa (garIand)?" " It's in your hands." "Not this, you idiot!" "Where's MaIa, my daughter?" "That's right." "Where is she?" "Here you are!" "And I've been looking for you all over the place!" " Come closer, will you." " Why is that?" "Because my father wants to be a grandpa." "And my uncle wants..." "Keep your distance!" "I'm worried, anyway." "Do you know, my father has imported a brand new hero   for me from America!" "That deserves an applause!" "To welcome the new hero!" "That American is supposed to marry me, you know?" " I see!" "But, that's wonderful!" " What did you say?" "!" "It seemed as if someone had pushed me from behind!" "Put the matrimonial necklace around my neck, my love!" "And let this mala adorn your neck!" "Move aside!" "I'm not interested in such things, okay?" "Is that so?" "I've apologised to you thrice, for failing on you just once." " But you've still pushed me!" " I haven't pushed you, sir." "I wonder what's happening!" "This chap faIIs over girls, even as he walks around!" "Let's have some love, before you go!" "Now look!" "I can't waste time on these silly things, okay?" "Can I atleast have a few dozens of kisses?" "Why are you being a bore?" "Just get lost!" " Let's share it, please!" " No way!" " What was that?" " I said nothing." "It's your ears!" "Hi, there!" "Do come here..." "Come over!" "I'm Sundari Motwani, from the women's organisation." "I'm the one who has organised this programme for you." "This is my daughter, Roopa..." "Looks like my sister, doesn't she?" "That's Prem (Iove), Roopa..." "You may love him!" "I mean, say a "hello" to him!" "But why are you calling them over?" "To make them ask you to give me a kiss!" "But if they come over, I'II be in trouble!" "Then quietly give me a kiss, in that case!" "Won't you behave yourself?" "That's a fast boy, isn't he?" "!" "You've listened to my prayers at last, O Lord!" " That chap's kissing her...!" " What am I supposed to do?" "Did you see what your daughter has done?" "She's ruined all the efforts I had put in." "I'd taken her to the airport so that he'd see her there and approve of her." "I wonder where she's disappeared!" "Whose daughter is she, after all?" "It's I, who spoke!" "Where did you disappear at the airport, Dad?" "Do you know how worried I was?" "That's wonderful!" "Now she's accusing me!" "Was it we who disappeared or was it you?" "!" "You decide this!" "It's your mistake." "You've spoilt her with your pampering." "She's taken after you." "What are you standing here for?" "The American is upstairs..." "Go and keep him company!" "Sure!" "After I've kept him company he'II run away from India and head straight for the U.S.!" "Now look!" "Don't do something funny..." " What's that now?" " Everything is fine!" "Just because the Americans didn't let you sing and dance you've bought yourself a ticket to India, have you?" "!" "But you won't achieve anything here!" "You'd better return quietly." "It's you?" "!" "You're fantastic, my love!" "You've even packed off the Yankee and landed in my bedroom!" "Now look..." "I'm not Raja..." "Leave me alone!" "What's up?" "What happened!" " Who's she?" " She's my sister's daughter." " How's she related to you?" " This man's my sister's husband." "Let me speak!" "That's my daughter, MaIa." "Forgive me, my Lord!" "My benefactor... my dear father!" "I've taken him for my husband, with all my heart and soul!" "How did the Indian traditional spring from western?" "Which was the button that you pressed, son-in-Iaw?" "It's as if we are watching a new channel, all of a sudden!" "Now look..." "I'm no son-in-Iaw!" "My name is Prem MaIhotra." "This chap can't be your son-in-Iaw." "Did I ask you for your opinion?" "I won't speak anymore." "I always get a scolding, when I open my mouth!" "I'm Sundari speaking." "This is Prem here." "At what time is the programme scheduled to begin?" "It's scheduled for 6 p.m." "But you must be there at 7 p.m. sharp." " At 7 p.m. ?" "Why is that?" " That's Indian punctuality!" "Nobody pays attention to those who are punctual in this country!" "The Iatecomers are considered to be stars!" "No, thank you." "I'II be there at 5  and begin the show at 6 p.m., too." "'No London girI'" "'No American damseI'" "'No Lankan dame'" "'No Paris girI'" "'An Indian lass, draped in a sari'" "'Her lovely bindi, her alluring earrings'" "'Her enchanting ankIets, her pink Iips'" "'Her naivete, her coyness'" "'India is the best in the whole worId'" "'We are the children, it is our motherIand'" "'The seasons here are magical The monsoons are beautifuI'" "'The nature and the people too, are magicaI'" "'The great magnates, BirIa and Tata, the great food'" "'Bata is the greatest shoes and the girls' slap is great too!" "'" "'Sachin's batting is great, Bachchan's acting is great'" "'The great SuniI Gavaskar, the great sixes of KapiI'" "'The great singer, Lata Mangeshkar  and the great maestro, Zakir'" "'The dances Bharatnatyam and Bhangra are great'" "'The Lavani dance and the Dandia dance are great as weII'" "'The people here enjoy living their Iife'" "'You will not find anywhere the fun found here'" "'AII the festivals celebrated here are great'" "'The marriages here are great'" "'The beautiful clothes, and the beautiful Ianguages'" "'The great King Shivaji, The great emperor, Akbar'" "'The great Mahatma Gandhi and the great Nehru'" "'The great Baba Ambedkar and the great Mother Teresa'" "'The great Taj mahal and the great Char Minar'" "'The spicy mango pickle and the tangy love are great'" "'The beauties, Aishwarya Rai and Sushmita Sen, are great'" "'AII India Radio and D.D Metro, are great'" "'Doordarshan is great'" "'And great are the Army and Navy too!" "'" "Speak up!" "Go on!" "I'II get the truth out of you, no matter how long it takes!" "tell me..." "Go on!" "Speak up!" "Whom do those trucks belong to?" "Who owns them?" "!" "tell me!" " tell me!" "Speak up!" " I don't know..." "They belong to us." "They call me "uncle"." "I'm Tiger's mentor." "What brings you here?" "It's nothing much, Inspector." "I have about a 1 00 trucks plying in the country which transport hashish, ganja and other narcotics." "You don't have to be surprised." "Every cop here knows about it." "But they keep their lips sealed." "Sit down, uncle." "If I'm not mistaken, Inspector the Government pays you about 5000 Rupees a month for your job." "But I will pay you 50000 Rupees a month." "Besides which, for esteemed guests, such as you are, I keep the doors of my guest-house always open!" "I'm your type of man, too." " I see." " That's right." "I only accept a salary that pays for my efforts." "By the way, for guests like you I have a little "guest-house" in there, too." "I've already been transferred nine times." "And I'm prepared for the 1 0th time." "Now look, my boy..." "I have more experience in years that you have at your age." "Listen to me carefully and try to understand it." "release all the trucks that you've confiscated." "That would be in your own interests." "And what happens, should I refuse to do so?" "Think of your wife and kids, Inspector." "Because I didn't want the threats of crooks like you   to affect me I haven't even got married." "What a pity!" "Aren't you married then?" "You mean, you have no one to cry over your dead body?" "May the Lord bless him!" " What can I bring for you, sir?" " Get me a plate of "samosas"." "How's it going, Ma'am?" "This is a nice wrist-watch." "How much is it worth?" "It costs 4,500 Rupees." "I ask you for "samosas", and you bring me potato-fritters!" "Get lost!" "You just said it's a nice watch!" "And you've flung it away!" "I don't know what's wrong with me!" "Rupa!" "You?" "!" "How about it?" "What's up with you?" "please save me from him!" " Let me go!" " Let her go." "How is she related to you?" "I can't say that." "But she does seem to be your sister!" "That was a nice punch you landed..." "Let me go now..." " Not here!" " Oh, no!" " Did you say something?" " Did you say something?" " Not a word from me." " I didn't say anything either." "Go outside and get a beteI-Ieaf for me." "But,... okay!" "I'II go and get it  but you must go upstairs for the cup of tea." "That's where I'm headed!" "Gotcha!" "Gotcha!" "But why catch hold of me?" "Get him... he's the ruffian!" "You're the worst ruffian of them all..." "And it's your arrest that will get me a promotion!" "Hit me..." "Go on!" "Hit me!" "How did I hit a cop?" "!" "It's going to be a legal mess now!" "Got him!" "I won't let go!" "That's where he must have gone." "That's where he must've headed." "Okay." "Look for him, I'II go home." "No way." "You look for him!" "Who's that?" "!" " Son-in-Iaw!" " Father-in-Iaw!" " My respects, Sir!" " bless you, son!" "But there's something I can't understand." "Why did you have to jump the gate and..." "I'm used to it, you know..." "Ever since I was a kid!" "As a kid?" "But his father said he was a singer who..." " They have a huge lawn, he said..." " Never take a Ioan!" "I'd land in trouble, what say?" "This is giving me a headache." "Let's go inside and talk about it." "Instead of getting locked up in there it's better to follow him!" "This chap is feeling terribly shy to tell me what's happened." "You tell me now, what he did to you that you even passed out?" " Mom!" "The thug!" " Am I a thug?" " Not you!" "The one you bashed up!" " Did I bash up someone?" "There was this deadly ruffian who caught hold of me..." "And this gentleman beat him up and made mincemeat of him!" "You must be exhausted after the fight, son." "How about some chiIIed-beer and crisps, then?" "No, thank you." "I drink only milk." "Here you are..." "Have a glass of milk." "Pour the milk in a dairy, fatso!" "Why give it to me?" "But you must have the milk!" " Are you crazy?" " Why did you ask?" "What he says is right." "Where's the glass?" "bloody idiot!" "Let me have the glass!" " Here you are..." " But I just can't digest milk." " Then what can you digest?" " I always find my food!" " And what is that?" " Let me show you..." "It's over there!" "Brother-in-Iaw..." "Here I am!" " I think he's the wrong guy." " I'II smash your ugly face!" "He can't be our guy!" "He's only thrown the cork at you..." "I'II smash a bottle on your head!" "Here you are..." "Great stuff!" "absolutely unaduIterated!" "Have you laced this milk with something?" "only sugar, apart from the water the milkman must've mixed in it." "I see..." "But why is it so strong?" "Why am I getting the feeling that I'm having hard-Iiquor?" " It's giving me a kick!" " There you are!" "You're bound to get a kick, when Rupa serves you a drink!" "Go ahead and have it..." "Have some more!" "Your Dad's a fantastic guy, I must say!" "But he's not as good as I am!" "Another word from you, and I'II shove my foot in your mouth!" "'Your building is so high and the lift is not working'" "'I can't come even though my heart is wiIIing'" "'Come, my love with the band'" "'Your memory troubles me, come to me, O my groom'" "'I'II come running for you'" "'And I don't mind climbing the stairs to meet you'" "'You are my sweetheart and you have to come'" "'And you will have to bear all my tantrums'" "'Due to this storm, we are in troubIe'" "'Even if I want to come, my heart doesn't support me'" "'Wherever you go, I am behind you'" "'You pull me towards you Iike a magnet'" "'Where are you going with you eyes shut'" "'You will come under michael's cycle!" "'" "'You are far away, even though you are near me'" "'The girl is strange, she winks at me'" "'Mumbai is on strike, the trains aren't running'" "'How shall I come, even if I want to come'" "'There is no electricity and the lights are off'" "'How shall I come, even if I want to come'" "What do you mean by blocking my path?" "Tiger has decided when you will die, my boy." "only the ceremonial coconut now needs to be broken!" "Why did you scream like that?" "Have you seen something?" " Yes, I did." " Did you hear the deceased scream?" "Yes, I did." "will you tell anyone of what you've heard and seen here?" "I'II tell the court about it." "Brother!" "What's happened?" "!" "Who was it?" "Who did this to you?" "!" "Brother..." "That man, Tiger,..." "Ever since your father has passed away you always feed thousands on every death-anniversary." "But these offerings will not pacify your father's soul unless you perform the Iast rites." "So why don't you perform the Iast rites today?" "No, priest." "till such time as I kill my father's assassin I will not perform the Iast rites!" "You get down to beating up women now, eh?" "You call yourself Tiger and behave like a bloody dog!" "Okay, then..." "Get up, you punk!" "Who's this young chap who openly goes about calling me aunty?" "!" "Don't you recognise me?" "I'm Tony!" "I used to be your favourite kid!" "Where were you all these years?" "I was in Singapore..." "Singapore?" "!" "What profession were you into?" "I was into many things, aunty." "Do you know, aunty, that the toilets in Singapore are famous for their cleanliness?" "And who's responsible for that?" "None other than I, indeed!" "Were you a sweeper in Singapore then?" "How disgusting!" "Good God!" "The Indians are really filthy!" "They spit anywhere they please!" "But I always carry my broom, which is famous for hygiene!" "By the way, aunty, where is my future wife?" "Your future wife?" "!" "How could you ever imagine that I'd get Rupa married to you?" "Your husband had said, on his death bed to get married!" "You idiot!" "He had told me to get married again!" "When I haven't married again, how can you get married too?" "Besides, it's Prem I'II get Rupa married to." "Do they have no mirrors in Singapore?" "Do you know how you look?" "And you're out to get married?" "Tch!" "Are you rejecting me, too, Rupa?" "I'm very good at keeping things clean." "Besides, you must remember I'II kill the man you intend to marry!" "Who's he anyway?" "!" "He's michael Jackson, when he dances." "And as handsome as Jackie Shroff." "And when it comes to stunts, he's no less than Jackie Chan!" "'By your constant coming and going,...' '... you have made my heart yours'" "'When you saw me and I saw you, my heart became yours'" "'TeII me, when did you faII in love with me'" "'At the first sight, when I saw you'" "'Why can't you take your eyes off me?" "'" "'How much ever I see you, my thirst is not quenched'" "'It's my first love and my heart is restIess'" "'And I am waiting for you, my Iove'" "Tony has arrived from Singapore." "He's forcing me to marry him." " I see." " What do you see?" "Won't you do anything, if he forces me to marry him?" "What can I do?" "You'II have to fight him!" "Bash him up!" "I haven't harmed a mosquito in my Iife." "How will I bash him up?" "Come and sit down." "Now that we're here, Iet's eat something." "I can't read english..." "Read it for me." "Do you have fritters?" "Hurry up and get us two plates of fritters." " Get me a lemonade." " And half a cup of tea!" "What are you looking at me like that for, darling?" "I can't do without you anymore." " When will you marry me?" " Marry you?" "Let my sister get married first." "After that is done,..." "Do you even have a sister?" "Sister?" "!" "She means the world to me!" "I've even found a suitor for her." "Once she gets married, we can have all the fun,..." "Here's the plate of fritters you asked for." " We had asked for sandwiches..." " And he's got us fritters!" "Is this how they serve it?" "Don't we pay for what we have?" "!" "Wait till I set him right..." "Stay here!" " So, you're the guy, eh?" " Leave him alone!" "But why must you fight with me?" "Because you are the only obstacle between Rupa and I." "And I can't marry her, till you die!" "Do you want to beat me up?" "Do you really want to give me a thrashing?" "will you really hit me?" "Watch out..." "I'm going to the loo!" "You take me for a cheapster, do you?" "will you throw those fritters at us again ones that land in my mouth?" "Get me another plate." "Quick!" " Where were you going?" " Are you out of your mind?" "!" "Have you just walked out of the nut-house?" "Not the nut-house!" "I'm from Singapore!" "But why did you push me?" "You're gonna get more than just a push!" " That hurts, you rat!" " Hurts, eh?" "!" "I know you're fond of fighting!" "But let him go now!" "But why did he start the fight?" " Let's go!" " Let me get one last kick at him!" "Let's shake hands, Prem!" "You're fantastic!" "You've packed him off to Singapore   without even a passport!" " But I've done nothing!" " Now... don't pretend!" "Okay?" "Let's go!" "That girl has decided to testify against you in the Court." "If she makes it to the Court..." "hold it, uncle!" "That girl and her brother must not make it to the courts!" "Give it a thought..." "think of a way out, uncle!" "We approve of your sister." "NeeIam approves of your son, too." "Isn't that right, NeeIam?" "Speak up." "Here's what we'II do..." "let's get the wedding-date...tell them!" "He's only saying that we must finalise the date of the wedding." "That's okay, isn't it?" "So, Iet's get cracking then..." "Keeping in view the testimony and evidence at hand this court has reached the conclusion that Tiger, alias RatanIaI has murdered Inspector Sharma." "This Court, therefore, under section 302 of the I.P.C awards the accused a death sentence." " How are you, my friend?" " tell me about yourself!" "I am fine." "The joy one experiences in returning to one's motherland  is always unique." "It's been ages since we last met..." " And how's your wife?" " What do I say?" "She's been a living corpse ever since that incident that took place years ago." "We've made a vegetable out of her,   feeding her medicines everyday." "Don't worry." "The almighty takes His own time, but He puts things right." "Who's this old man, who's pretending to be your father?" " He's really my father." " Stop pretending now, okay?" "And look at your "Mother"..." "She's been perfectly trained!" "She's putting up such a natural act!" "Take her away to the bedroom, my dear." "Sure." "Let's go..." "So, MaIhotra... we're not friends anymore." "Why?" "!" "You don't intend to fight with me, do you?" "We're relatives now..." "You're the father of my son-in-Iaw!" " But that's great news!" " Great news, my foot!" "I should be mourning!" "Don't you expect dowry from me?" " Come on!" "I can't do that, Sharma!" " Won't you?" "really?" "!" "But tell me something..." "Has my son consented too?" "Consented?" "He's even sung a couple of Iove-songs!" "He sings well, really..." "And here he is!" " Do you love MaIa, Prem?" " Love?" "!" "She isn't even worthy of being hated, Dad!" "Oh, come on!" "I know you're a good actor." "Now quietly tell them that we're getting married." "Go on!" "Marry her?" "!" "No thanks, Dad!" "I've had enough of your pIay-acting, okay?" "Stop acting as an American-returned   and tell them the truth!" "But we have really come in from America, dear!" "I see!" "Was it America, or was it the suburb of Andheri?" "!" " The bloody crook!" " Never pull them by the tie, dear no matter who it is!" "Mr MaIhotra is Prem's father." "They're really from America!" "My naive father!" "Have you been taken in by this fraud, too?" "Now wait a minute..." "This chap is a known criminal from the slums of Dharavi and this chap is a crook from the same area!" "Had you known the truth,   you would not have agreed to the marriage which is why he's dragged along these fake parents!" " will you wait another minute?" " How long will I wait now?" "!" "Do you want me to present his sister, if you don't believe me?" "I don't think you're nuts..." "You're plain cuckoo!" " Now listen to me..." " believe me, Dad!" "It's true!" "If we hang around any longer, Dad,   we're going to lose our sanity, too!" "Your daughter has reached the Iast stages of insanity, Sharma." "You must immediately rush her to a mental hospital!" "But such a thing has never happened!" "Now listen, MaIhotra..." "Let me fix the American today!" "It's going to be the Iast day of his life!" "You'd have a son, have you?" "!" "Take a look, my friend!" "Someone's forgotten his bag in the car!" "It's because of guys like this that we survive!" "It must hold a fortune!" "Go and get it..." "Go on!" " I've got the bag!" " But, who are you?" "This is no time for jokes!" "I've got the loot..." "Come on!" "Let's scoot!" "Now look..." "I'II summon the police!" "You haven't gone mad, have you?" "You asked me to grab the bag, and I did." "So, Iet's go!" "well, okay." "Now go and keep the bag, from where you've picked it." "Keep it back?" "!" "But I'II get mad, if you ask me to bring back again!" "Go and keep it, he says!" "He's gone crazy!" "Move aside!" " Where's the bag?" " Are you out of your mind?" "!" "Where's the bag, I say!" "You first ask me to steal the bag, from the car, which I did!" "And you say, keep it back there." "And I did!" "And now you ask me, "where's the bag?" !" "Why don't you admit you've chickened out?" "That you have no guts!" " Sure." "Why don't you get it then?" " Here goes... just watch!" "The idiot!" "There's Raja!" "Let's hide..." " Who are you?" "!" " Is that Vidyarthi?" "Thank God you're alive!" "This is the right place!" "Let me relieve myself." "From where did you steal my looks?" "You're the one who got into a fight at the restaurant, right?" " But who are you?" " I'm Prem MaIhotra." "From America." "I see!" "So you're the one from America, are you?" "!" "MaIa's father mistook me for you..." "He said, "Come here, son-in-Iaw." "Have this... have that...!"" "What's brewing between you and that guy from Singapore?" " Nothing..." " He's already attacked me twice!" " I even faced a bomb-attack today." " A bomb-attack!" "He wants to kill me, Mr Raja because I'm in love with Rupa." "And he wants to marry her." "Don't involve me in this mess, alright?" "Go and tell him right now that we're two different guys!" "If I were to tell him the truth, your wedding would be endangered." " How's that?" " That's because  Mr Sharma is getting MaIa married to you because he thinks you're no one but me." "But if I tell him the truth, it will only..." "well, okay...." "I agree what you say is true." "But we won't hide the truth from our girls." "Okay?" "Okay." "I'II go and fetch MaIa then;" "and you go and bring Rupa." "But why will you go to fetch my girl?" "Because that guy from Singapore is shadowing my girl, you see." "well, all right..." "I'II go and bring your girl." "But keep your distance from my girl!" "She has this habit of clinging on!" " shall I leave then?" " Go ahead." " Can I go and get your girl?" " Go on!" " I won't, if you ask me not to." " Go on, or you'II get a slap!" "Very well then." "Here I go!" "Strange chap!" "He's not a nut, is he?" "Who is it?" "Rupa, my child!" " What's wrong, Mom?" " Come here!" "Quick!" "Let me go!" "Now, that's something..." "And who are you?" "How are you, my raspberry?" "Raspberry?" "!" "Why are you using such language?" "But that's how I always talk, don't I?" "!" "Come on..." "let's take a walk in the garden!" "Prem!" "You're fine, aren't you?" "Let's go for a walk..." "Come on!" "My God!" "Your rations for breakfast are cut off." "You will not eat anything." "You'd better understand that!" " Is Miss MaIa there?" " "Miss" MaIa, he says!" "What is it with MaIa now?" "To rush her to the mental hospital, eh?" "To the garden, actually." "She's been called over." " What was that?" " called, in the sense that..." "His heart beckons, I suppose." "He's in love with her!" "Love, eh?" "But wait a moment..." "He refused the match in front of his father the other day." "actually, you don't know how my father is." "Had I told him then, that I'm in love with MaIa he'd have been furious." "He's come up with a plausible explanation at last!" "But you had given me a scare!" "But let's celebrate..." "Come on!" " What's this?" " It's liquor, of course!" "But I don't drink." "There you go again!" "You knocked off a whole bottle, the other day!" "Did I?" "Now, brother-in-Iaw..." "This chap seems to be a wrong-number!" "Why must you pick the phone to get wrong calls?" " could you call Miss MaIa, please?" " Have a sip..." " please call her outside..." " Let's celebrate first!" "What have you come here for?" "To take you to the garden, Miss MaIa." ""Miss MaIa" ?" "!" "What's all this nonsense about?" "!" "It's a wrong number!" "He's being so formal..." "It just doesn't jeII..." "For instance..." "You love me then, don't you?" "Those in love, will always be in love." " You'II marry me, won't you?" " Those who love, will also marry" "I'm sure, it's a wrong call!" "I'm positive!" "1 00 per cent!" "How can you be so sure that it's a wrong call?" "I'II prove it to you!" "Just come along..." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "What have you brought me here for, Prem?" "Let me light a cigarette first." "Do you smoke?" "I smoke... and also drink." "So what?" "You're a liar!" "Here comes the sticky one!" "What an idiot!" "He's carted the father along, too!" " Let's get cracking!" " Pardon me?" "You said it was something important." "So, what is it?" "That's right." "But let them get here first." " Who are "they"?" " By "they", I mean..." " You're Raja, aren't you?" " Yes, I'm Raja, of course." " It's a wrong call!" " Now just wait, okay?" "!" "But I've told you that it's a wrong call!" "Your eyes are rotten, Iike your mind!" "Now just shut up!" "You're simply suspicious..." "I'm really Raja." "But my Raja never really keeps these distances." "He first holds my hand, and then speaks!" "Hey!" "Lay off!" "Lay off, or I'II bash you up!" "Do you agree now, that this is no wrong call?" "I will not agree, till I breathe my last!" "Last breath, eh?" "Let me make you breathe your last then..." "Where has he gone?" "!" "I'd sent you to fetch MaIa, hadn't I?" "Did you tag the father along to give her away in the wedding?" "Is her uncle part of the dowry we get?" "You're mistaken..." "Now, why would I bring them along?" "They came hidden in the boot of your car, you ass!" "Why should they have hidden in the boot?" "I'd have brought them seated, had they only told me." " Of all the nuts I've met..." " What are you upto in there?" "Who's that?" "Don't stand there asking "who"." "It's MaIa." "Open the door for her!" "I can't open the door for her." "Go ahead and open it yourself." "Open up!" "Quick!" "What are you up to?" "will you open the door or do I box your ears?" "What were you doing?" "And where were two voices coming from?" " It was Raja and I..." " Raja and you?" "!" "I mean, I'm Raja." "This is how I talk, when I'm excited." "But why did you leave me behind and rush here?" "The song-and-dance really wore me out." " I came here for a bath." " A bath, eh?" "!" "Great!" "It's going to be fun!" "Just the two of us!" "Let's bathe together!" " But we can't bathe together!" " Why not?" " Before marriage, it's a sin to..." " Come on now!" " Come on!" " But I won't take off my pants!" "Take off your trousers, while I go and change." "What are you looking at?" "!" "My God, brother-in-Iaw.." "...there's a Iot of hanky-panky in the bathroom!" "shameless creature!" "It must be my daughter and son-in-Iaw..." "Do you want to watch them..." "Get down immediately!" "well now, my boy..." "tell me, why have you stripped?" "Your girl has forcibly stripped me   and has asked me to bathe with her." " I see!" " May I bathe with her?" "Great!" "If she asks you jump in deep waters,   will you take the plunge?" "Just get lost, you bum!" " There's soap in my nose..." " Stay in the waters!" "Listen..." "I couId hear two voices again!" "Must say, darling..." "You have amazing ears!" "people are hard of hearing..." "And you actually hear more!" "But why have you worn your clothes again?" "I'II strip, if you so wish, darling!" "Go and quickly change..." "Go on!" "The lessons I've learnt from michael Jackson!" "You were out just now..." "How did you take off your clothes so quickly?" "I was dying to bathe with you, you know..." "That's how..." "I don't know why... but I'm getting confused." "Hey!" "What's wrong with you?" "You were fine just now..." "Have you gone senile?" "Here I am... in one piece!" "I can't see anything, thanks to the lather you have on you." "But you're seeing doubIe-images of everything." "Come to me..." "Get going, you ass!" "Or you'II get a whack from me!" "We've bathed enough..." "Let's get out of this now." " How was the bath?" " It was great fun..." "When you bathe after a month... it's bound to be fun!" "I'II go and change." "You?" "!" "How have you got here?" " Why?" "I walked here!" " I wiped your head just now!" "Then how did you get that Iather on your head?" "To get myself wiped again,   I applied some Iather on my head and shoulder." "I see!" "What are you doing here?" ""Prem", she says..." "Who's Prem?" "And she calls you Raja..." "Who's that?" "Who are you?" " I'm Rupa." "Who are you?" " The name is mala." " What are you doing with her?" " He was having a bath with me." "What?" "!" "You love me, but you bathe with her?" "!" "That's okay?" "I'II bathe with you, too." "Stop clinging to him..." "He's in love with me." "That's not true!" "He loves me!" "You first ran into me with the jeep and even slapped my bottom!" "Didn't you meet me at the airport and kiss me publicly?" "You conned my father, got into my house and got me to dance with you?" "!" "You got into a brawl for me, carried me home and sang a Iove-song with me, too!" "You bloody cheat!" "Two-timer!" "They've fainted!" "Both of them!" "The thief!" "Catch him!" "You've stolen the wagon and I've pinched this bag!" "Have you stolen again?" "Cut the comedy, okay?" "Save me now... will you?" "!" "You're looking for the bag-Iifter, right?" "He's in there." " Get him!" " Let me go!" "Leave me alone!" "Don't hit me... please!" "It hurts... it really hurts!" "Just hand him over to the police." "Hey, relax..." "What's wrong with you, Raja?" "I won't spare you..." "I'II get even with you, you swine!" "Is he scared himself or is he scaring us?" "I don't need to scare you!" "You're already scared stiff!" "Just tell me where your boss, Raja, is!" "You can't make him tell you that, even if you're born again!" "You get that now, don't you?" "Your sidekick is really wiser than you are!" "He's called you my sidekick!" "I've seen it in the movies that during a "fracture" during a "torture", they have the big light switched on!" "And, no sooner than the light is switched on the culprit confesses to his crime!" " I know nothing!" "I swear..." " Train it on the convict!" "tell me now..." "Where is Raja?" "He's not getting scared at all!" "Try moving the light." " Do it yourself." " Who'II hit him, if I move it?" "He'II be the one to bash you up!" "Just move the light!" "I'II deal with you later..." " Let go..." "Hurry!" " Leave it alone!" "What was that?" " Then why didn't you tell me?" "!" " How'd you be electrocuted then?" " He's a bloody 'tool'." " What?" "!" "You mean, 'fool', don't you?" "You're right, too!" "Why do you keep calling me again and again, wife?" "I'II get you the Iipsticks, and the works you've asked for!" "Is that a poIice-station or a cosmetics-store?" "!" "Who are you?" "Don't you know how to talk to the Commissioner?" "!" "I couldn't recognise your voice, sir..." "You've achieved a Iot, by arresting Raja's assistant!" "The police department is proud of you!" "I'm very happy with you, too." "But you must set RangeeIa free immediately." "Set him free?" "Why is that, sir?" "It's surprising that   a wise Inspector like you should ask such a question!" "The moment you set RangeeIa free,   he'II go straight to his master and with you hot on his heels you can arrest Raja, too!" "That's it!" "You'II be made S.P., from the D.S.P that you are!" "brilliant idea, sir!" "But I've been made the DSP, haven't I?" "Am I now empowered to suspend a constable, sir?" "Sure!" "You have all the power now, buddy!" " Let RangeeIa go." " I'II set him free right now!" " What is it?" " Let RangeeIa go!" "Go on." "I'm going to follow you!" "And I'II arrest Raja, too!" " Are you sure?" " absolutely!" " That's great..." " He asks me if I'm sure!" " What foolishness is that?" " The Commissioner had called..." "He asked me to let the guy off." "And I've been promoted!" "But the Commissioner's away in delhi for a conference!" " Whose call was it then?" " It was Raja..." "He called you from the pubIic-phone outside." " Arrest him!" "please!" " No way..." "Do it yourself." "please get him..." "or he'II escape!" "You Americans could teach people a lesson or two in punctuality!" "Amazing punctuality!" "You've driven here, at the stroke of seven!" "Go and get ready..." "The Minister will be here." "The Minister is here!" "Go ahead." "I'II go and welcome him." " It's good that I've found you!" " It's good that we've found you!" "That chap from Singapore over there wants to kill me." "He wants to kill you, eh?" "Let's see you raise your hands then." "I've got him at last!" "Looks like a wedding..." "Let's have some free-food!" "What are you doing here?" "And this dress... it's like our own!" "You will say nothing nasty about my clothes, okay?" "I've got it stitched from the place a fiIm-star gets it!" "That's great!" "But it's time for the show... take him inside." " This way, please..." " Leave me alone!" "I say!" "The sticky-one's field, isn't it?" "Let's go!" "Protect my honour, O Lord!" "'The way you saw me, my poor heart is wounded'" "'We have heard that all your admirers move around you'" "'FaII in love with me and make my Iife worth Iiving'" "'Once is not enough, turn and look at me once more'" "'WouId you Iike to come for the Iast show'" "'What are you thinking now?" "Come, Iet us eIope'" "'ShaII I show you the two tickets for the night show'" "'I'II sit close to you and take you in a taxi'" "'Don't consider me worthless, I have a Iot of money'" "'I treat you to all goodies'" "'You are my Pepsi cola and I am your Coca CoIa'" "'We will drink cold MangoIa in the intervaI'" "'Hurry up or I will lose my temper'" "'Once is not enough, turn and look at me once more'" "'I see you everyday and whistle in a filmi styIe'" "'Since many days I wanted to take you to a movie'" "'The Friday evening is lovely and the film is new too'" "'You needn't worry, the theatre is air-conditioned'" "'Even the film showing is the best fiIm'" "'Govinda is the hero, and Madhuri is the heroine'" "'The ticket is of back rows, and we will love to the fuIIest'" "Why has the Commissioner come here?" "To arrest me for catching Raja, I suppose!" "He's here to give me a promotion for arresting Raja!" "Which one of you has arrested Mr Prem?" "That's not Prem, Sir..." "It's Raja!" "Raja!" "The most notorious criminal from Dharavi!" "I've had a tough time arresting him, sir!" "You must now give me a promotion and make me the S.P., Sir!" "It's only to give you a demotion that I have come here." "That's wrong english, sir..." "It's promotion, actually!" "Set him free, constable." "please wait, sir..." "That's not Prem." "It's Raja!" "It's not Raja, it's Prem, sir..." "The famous singer, Prem." "And this chap has dared to arrest such a famous personality!" "He's lying, sir." "He's lying, I see..." "And you're speaking the truth, I suppose?" "Which is why I'II promote him and give you a demotion instead!" "How can you say that, sir?" "I'II bring Mr Prem here right now!" "I beg of you, sir..." "please don't do this to me!" "Which poIice-station were you in earlier?" "I was at the police station at Shaitan Chowki, sir." "And you had such a poor track-record that they demoted you from an Inspector to a constable!" "I've always had an impeccable record, sir." "But it's because of that swine of a constable, sir who has tarnished my unblemished reputation!" "But I will not spare him, too." "So what if I'm not wearing the Inspector's uniform anymore and go around in these humble constable's dresses I'II fix him so good   that he won't even be a constable anymore...!" " Punk?" "!" " Mind your language!" "But, that is exactly how you always addressed me!" "That's only because you never did deserve any better!" "You've thrown your weight around with me, haven't you?" "I'II make you account for every atrocity you've committed!" "You will not serve the Government but be my personal servant now!" "You will fetch milk for my house everyday!" "You will even drop my children at school!" " You will get my lunch everyday." " No!" "Not only will you help my wife with her cooking every evening but you will do the entire laundry of my house, too!" "You will bring my children back from school!" "It's time for me to take the rounds of the prison..." " Go and get my lunch." " No..." "Go on...!" "Get back..." "Why isn't he getting up?" "Get him to stand up..." "Oh, yes..." "I get it now..." "He's very angry with me." "well, all right..." "I'II call you "Sir" henceforth!" "I'II do as you say!" "I'II drop your kids at school and fetch them back, too." "I'II serve you well, okay?" "Now get up!" "Why doesn't he get up?" "What if he doesn't whom will I fight with?" "Who will argue with me?" "Okay!" "I won't even talk about a promotion but who will help me improve my english?" "You must show courage, Vidhyarthi." "Courage...?" "But it's you, who has always been my courage." "But you've deserted me now..." "leaving me all alone!" "You have always kept me company." "What right do you have to desert me like this?" "What right do you have..." "Watch out...!" "Everything will be all right!" "I think you're going to have twins, too!" "Send Raja over to the hospital." "Okay?" " Who's in the house?" " There's no one..." "They're all away at the hospital." " How's NeeIam, doctor?" " Are you Raja?" " Yes, I am." " She has to be operated." "Get me these medicines quickly." "Wait here, while I go and meet the doctor." "Thank God!" "You arrived just in time." " Brother!" " Shut up!" "Brother...!" "If my sister comes to any harm, Tiger I'm going to hack you to pieces!" "If you want to save your sister just bring MaIhotra to us, whom you saved at the hospital." "We'II have your sister treated well and return her to you, with the baby!" "No way!" "There's no way I will do that!" "Don't be silly, Raja." "This chap whom you want to protect   and risk your sister's life how is he related to you?" "There's no time to waste!" "Make up your mind, Raja!" "If your sister is not operated on, in an hour it'II be impossible to save her!" "Brother!" "Where's MaIhotra?" "Are you deaf?" "It's you, I'm asking..." "Where's MaIhotra?" "Why aren't you telling me?" "!" "Where is MaIhotra?" "Why aren't you speaking?" "Have you returned then?" "You're returned, my son?" "!" " Geeta, you have...!" " This is our son." "That's right." "This is our son, Prem." "Cut the act with the old lady and just come with me!" "What is this you're saying, Prem?" "I'm not Prem, okay?" "I'm Raja!" " What sort of a joke is this..." " Leave him alone, son..." "I'm nobody's son, okay?" "Just get lost!" "Mother!" "That's my father, Raja." "I don't care how he's related to you, you punk!" " I must only take him to Tiger." " Don't do that, Raja." "Don't stop him, my son..." "Just don't!" "Perhaps he doesn't know that he is taking not only your father but his own father, too." "Let's not have a father-son drama now, okay?" "It's only a co-incidence that we look alike." " quietly come along now..." " Listen..." "What I'm saying is the truth, my son..." "You're twins." "For 25 years after losing you, your mother was nothing but a living corpse!" "only tell me this much..." "No medicine has ever worked on your mother in all these years!" "But a mere touch from you has today revived a corpse!" "How did that happen?" "Because, the blood that flows in your veins is the same that flows in your mother's veins too!" "What's wrong, my son?" "What has happened?" "Tiger has kidnapped NeeIam." "He promises to return her, only when I hand you over to him." "Hand me over to him then." "Raja is here with MaIhotra." "What do you want?" " Revenge." " Revenge?" "Revenge for what?" "Put that question to my father." "Take a good look!" "Those are the Iast remains of my father!" "I've preserved them with great care for the Iast 25 years!" "Do you know why?" "only to douse your blood on it before I perform the Iast rites!" "Now look!" "I've brought him here, as you wished." "Now you must keep your promise and let my sister go." "You made a mistake by trusting us, my boy!" "A hero is one who keeps his promise." "And the villain is known by the promises he breaks!" "Which makes them the father, the son... and the daughter!" "They're all here, uncle!" "We'II tie them up in knots, Dad!" "Just watch!" "Get them!" "Everything will be okay, my child." " What's up?" " They've given me a thrashing!" "But the villain always gets beaten up by the hero!" "It's my stammering-probIem..." "Which explains the pauses!" "What are you staring at, you punk?" "!" "We're twins!" "Let me give him a few good punches!" "This is no hand... it's a hangman's noose, Tiger!" "That's wrong!" "You're supposed say... "You're under arrest" !" "would you Iike to be a cop?" "It was my mother's "dream" that I be a cop!" " What?" "!" " His mother always dreamt..." " ...of this guy being a cop!" " Her dream will now be fulfilled!" "I'II be a cop!" "I'II catch all the thieves!" "And I'II beat them up real good!" "I'II give them a thrashing!" " will you beat me up, too?" " How can I beat you up?" "You're my brother, after all!" "Let's go then, okay?"