"[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ sawing ]" "[ electricity crackles ] it'salive!" "[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ smooch!" "] [ laughs evilly ] james,sirius,peter--the moon is out!" "I'm..." "Turning into a werewolf!" "Aah!" "Aaaah!" "don'tworry,friend!" "We'll transform into animals" "With you!" "[howls] followhim!" "We have to get somewhere" "Isolated!" "holdon." "Where'sjames?" "okay." "That'sit ." "Easy, girl... james!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "I'mgoingto [bleep]this deer." "You know, when in rome..." "whatdoyoumean,"whenin" "Rome"?" "like,I wouldn'tnormally" "Do shrooms, but if I went to burning man, of course I'd do" "Shrooms." "thisisn'tshrooms!" "It's bestiality!" "no!" "Bestialitywouldbeif" "I were a human [bleep] a deer." "But I'm a deer [bleep] a deer." "Now, if you'll excuse me..." "stopit!" "Stopit!" "That's gross!" "oh,comeon ." "You've never [bleep] a dog?" "[scoffs]no!" "liar!" "okay,I ledhimfar into" "The woods where he can't hurt anyone." "peter,you[bleep]rats, don't you?" "ew!" "No!" "Imean,whenyou 'rearat." "oh,yeah,of course." "gentlemen,arewe goingto" "Bone or what?" "all:" "Professormcgonagall?" "!" "thefemaleanatomylookslike  this." "[ children giggling ] comeon,guys." "Let's try to be mature here." "it'spink." "but,bruce,there'saparty going on!" "sorry,doll,Ineedtocheck  on my piano." "I just had it tuned." "[ chords play ] haveyouguysseen bruce wayne's piano?" "!" "allright,joker,you can  run, but you can't hide." "[ "chopsticks" plays ] uh-oh." "andthat'sjustawarm-up." "[ piano playing ] crap!" "Crap!" "Crap!" "Crap!" "Who is touching my things?" "!" "Unh!" "[ all cheering ]" "Stop playing the piano!" "Aah!" "I hate bats!" "And yet they motivate me!" "I'm so complicated!" "Aah!" "[ groans ] mr." "Wayne,what'shappening?" "!" "[ both screaming ] andnowalittlesomething" "From my own album!" "[ guests screaming ] please,I 'vebeenwalking since July!" "I " " I can't get down!" "Please!" "Why won't anyone help me?" "[ both grunting ] back,beast!" "Nothing will stop me from" "Avenging my family!" "[ echoing ] family..." "Family..." "Family... [growls] [ roars ]" "whoa,hey!" "What the hell " "Aah!" "[ guards shouting ] wedoingthis?" "All right, you [bleep] come and get it!" "since1964,the"up " documentary series has been" "Following the lives of 14 people every 7 years." "In "7 up," marla was a precocious little girl who" "Loved drawing." "In "35 up," she was a divorced" "Mother working as a waitress." "In "84 up," she died." "Alone." "In "112 up," a group of scientists stole her brain and" "Froze it in a secret government lab." "And now, in "210 up," her brain has been placed in a" "Military-grade killdozer to fight invaders from the" "Andromeda galaxy." "fightingaliensis funand" "All, but I'll always regret never becoming an artist." "Someone hungry for a bite of killdozer?" "!" "Aaaaaaaaah!" "takea biteof thisjuicy" "Apple!" "isitorganic?" "I'mnotsurewhatyoumean." "wasitmadewithgrowth" "Hormones?" "Idon'tthinkso." "Look, just eat the apple." "oh,I 'msorry." "I really can't eat this apple unless I know it's free of" "Hormones or pesticides." "oh,that'sfair." "Yes, I have the apple's paperwork right here in my... ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "we'vecrashedintodune's southern desert." "We must get to the rocks." "Only there will we be safe from" "The giant sandworms." "they'reattractedto the" "Sound of our footfalls, right?" "yes,butas longasyouwalk" "Without rhythm, you won't attract the worm." "uh,jamal,whydon 'tyou hang back and give us a head start?" "what?" "I can walk without rhythm." "Watch this!" "lookatme !" "I'mdoingit!" "Yes, one foot in front of the other, see?" "Just makin' my way -- uh-oh." "Oh, no." "Wait." "H-hold on." "[ rumbling ]" "Aah!" "jamal!" "He died." "But, damn, he looked cool" "Doing it." "welcometo" ""legends of the hidden temple"!" "I'm your host, kirk fogg, and" "This is olmec, guardian of the temple and its legends." "hey,there,kirk." "olmecandIhavebeen buddies" "For a long time, isn't that right, olmec?" "[ echoing ] long time...." "Long time..." "Long time..." "dobaunanabayumachuklaka" "Olmec." "hesaysthatheis" "Showing you the statue of olmec, the all-powerful god of the" "Nabayuma people." "hewillbe perfectfor our" "Children's game show." "wait." "What?" "aah!" "[ natives shouting ] allright!" "Move,move,move !" "slimethem!" "Slime them all!" "[ natives screaming ] olmec?" "Olmec!" "I said, what's today's legend?" "uh,oh!" "Uh, sorry, kirk." "Today's legend is..." ""the necklace of marie curie." thankyou,olmec!" "[sobbing] [barking] what'sthematter,lassie?" "[barking] nope." "I ain't coming, girl." "I told him a thousand times to stop playing around that well." "It's dangerous." "He'll have to figure something" "Out for himself, [bleep] punk kid." "[whines]" "lassie!" "Help!" "♪wearethe chipmunks♪" "October27,2013." "Salt lake city." "Alvin falls onstage." "Word quickly spreads that he" "Has, in fact, died." "October 29, 2013." "San diego." "Alvin is back." "The rumors, it seems, were false." "But in November, a photograph from chipmunks manager" "David seville's backyard goes viral." "Pressure mounts." "By early December, seville can" "No longer dodge the scrutiny." "I'msurprisednobodycalled" "Me out on this earlier." "The chipmunks have been touring" "Since 1958." "The average life-span of a" "Chipmunk is three years." "You can do the math." "isittrueyou destroyedthe death certificates?" "thereareno death certificates." "They are rodents." "willyousurrenderthe" "Corpses to authorities for full autopsies?" "again,theyarerodents." "Legally speaking, I could throw" "Them down a well." "In fact, I accidentally ran over" "One of the simons, and I simply replaced him with a new chipmunk" "From the crate of spare chipmunks I keep in the back of" "My jeep." "[ reporters groan ] myjeepsmellsawful." "[ "chopsticks" plays ] welcometotheprincess summit, where we address the" "Complex political issues facing our kingdoms." "hairstyles!" "talkingpets!" "hairstylesforourtalking pets!" "crabs!" "I've got crabs." "well,isn'tthatjust,um..." "And where's our newest princess?" "ach!" "SorryI'mlate!" "I killed a boar on the way here." "oh,you'reso feministand  empowered..." "Great." "'ey,weebeastie!" "Have we got to grievances yet?" "A bunch of wee dwarves are" "Illegally mining me territory!" "oh,merida,youhavefar" "Bigger problems." "Let me tell you about them." "nota damnsong." "♪here'salistofthings" "To drop ♪ ♪ your accent, bow, that tangled" "Mop ♪ ♪ fifteen pounds from off your" "Hips ♪ ♪ those ginger afros 'neath your" "Pits ♪ ♪ and no prince will want to" "Mingle ♪ ♪ with a girl with no hit" "Single ♪ andyourpet'shairisa" "Disaster." "that'smemother!" "She's a bear!" "The trailer was very misleading!" "I came here lookin' for justice!" "Instead, I found treachery." "prepareyourself..." "Forwar." "someonefinallysaidit!" "See you on the killing fields, round eyes!" "amen,sister!" "stuckupbitches." "[ bell tolls ] ooh,thatmerida!" "I'll show her!" "Send in my war council!" "[ birds chirping ] what shall I do, little one?" "Oh, my." "Okay, okay, I get it, I get it." "We need weapons!" "I'vegotaguy ." "oh!" "Goodidea!" "We'll fight them with magic." "bibbityboppityboo." "That's 20 grand." "oh,wow." "doyouneedthingamabobs?" "I've got thingamabobs!" "nobodycaresaboutthe dildo" "Collection you dredged up from the atlantic, you fishy bitch." "[crying] [ door slams ] anyoneelsehavecoldtits ?" "allright,ladies!" "Show me what you've got!" "hyah!" "Hyah!" "I finally found the perfect conditioner -- blood!" "oh,cursethesestubbyarms !" "you'reanalligator." "Be an alligator!" "wait!" "Don't--  oh,I 'msosorry." "no,no,no ." "It wasa" "It was a good kill." "notallof us willliveto" "Wish upon a star tonight, but we give our lives for a greater" "Good." "oh,dear." "I think I'm getting sleepy." "I might have to sit this one" "Out, guys..." "don'tyoupullthatshit now!" "justteasing--  unh!" "bringmethescalpand/ or weave of snow white!" "Charge!" "Iwillshowyou aworldof" "Death!" "lookeveryone!" "I brought my thingamabob!" "My weapons-grade thingamabob!" "oh,youjustdon 'tknowwhat  words are." "That's your thing." "[ beeping ] runaway!" "Run away!" "♪bendoverand grabyour  ankles -- ♪" "memother's..." "A bear... [ gun cocks ] [ ting!" "]" "♪ba-bawkbawkbawk♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk."