"(Music)" "Petr Majer, who by an unfortunate coincidence gets to the Fairyland is captured by princess Xenie." "She makes use of Peter's technical talent and forces him to turn the charming land of wonders using the magical ring into an over-modernized world of panel houses and technological advances." "Meanwhile, in the far people empire Rumburak seeks Arabela." "Tied to a bed in the prison hospital, he imposes his servant to kidnap Arabela." "Blekota gets it wrong and instead Arabela he kidnaps the music teacher Miss Müllerová." "Petr Majer, on behalf of Xenie, has modernized the Fairyland, but the evil princess rejects to let him home to the people world after Arabela." "Babes in the Wood" "Without the cloak I cannot get from here." "And it is in the suitcase." "I will report the theft." " Dad..." "I think..." " Don't think and go to school." " Do you homeworks done?" " Yes." " No, I couldn't sleep." "What's with Peter?" " Good morning." " What's up with you?" "Aren't you sick?" " What if something happened to him?" "We're just talking about it." "But if he has the cloak, why doesn't he return?" " There is much danger there." "Even a dragon." " Dragon?" "And how many heads does he have?" "Nine?" " Fifteen." " Fifteen?" " Good morning." " (Bell)" " How did you sleep?" " Horrible." " Why?" " I dreamt that Rumburak escaped from prison." "He kidnapped you and ordered to cut the head, excuse me, of your Peter." " This is a horror." " This was just a dream." "You shouldn't have said it." "The mother of Miss Müllerová called that her daughter hasn't come home." "She disappeared." " Miss Müllerová too?" " Also." "Still only a princess." "Have you kidnapped me?" "You have!" " Then you sure have serious intentions with me." " I say it was a mistake." " Are you a devil?" " Yes." "What?" "You will see!" " Fuj!" "What a mess!" "This has to stop." " Women, it's not your business?" " Who said it?" "You?" " Me." " I didn't want to do it." " What are you daring to do?" "A cane would be better." "Where have you got some?" "So enough!" "Now we will just take this cloak and go back!" " Give it here, sir..." "How did you say it?" " Blekota." "What are you doing?" "No, this!" "What have you carried out?" "An order will be here!" "Clean, do the dishes, and as of today I'm you Mrs. Blekota for you." "Finally." "Communication abilities of animals exceed the human abilities." "For example." "Owl hooting..." "Look." " Tomeèek." " Wow..." " You behave like a little one." "Give me the ring." " Today, I have to return it." " Why?" " Because of my brother." "The parents are worried." "But we want to fly on the suitcase." "Silence, Hermanová." "The communication sound of cows is mooing." "And what about a pig?" "Hermanová." " Please, it grunts and squeals." " Correct." "Kozelka will show us." " Chro, chro, kvi, kvi..." " It doesn't go very well to you." " So try it yourself!" " I?" "Please." " In order to make Kozelka angry." " Do it." "(pig's grunting and squealing)" "(applause)" " I did not know I can do it so well." " And can you cluck like a hen?" "Shall I?" "(clucking)" " Hermanová does it with her ring." " Holy shit." "(crowing)" "(applause)" "Dear colleague, excellent." "Stop then in my office." "The teacher Adam has really extraordinary abilities." "Yes, and he isn't in the choir alone, inspector." "Colleague Melicharová plays shepherd's pipes." "(knocking)" " Come in." " Congratulations." " I was not unaware that I can do it." " It seemed a me that you even outdo the hen." " Suddenly I bark like a dog and can do even a baboon." " So try the baboon." " Here you are." "Just yell." "yelling)" "Great!" " What do you teach?" " Biology and geography." "This is a huge advantage when the teacher may present a live demo." "Elsewhere they need expensive tape recorders." " This I will note." " Excellent." " What are you doing?" " Please, I purr." "Oh so." "Sir inspector, we purr." "He is coming!" " What are you doing?" " Can you do it with closed eyes?" " Anybody can." " So show us." "Au." " I have it." " Give me it!" " They took the ring from me!" " Who?" " Kozelka with Hromádka." " Go after them." "Give it back!" "Hermanová, come here for it." " What are you doing?" " He stole a ring from me." " Return it!" " Or you will be punished!" "Come for it..." "Give it or you will see!" " Do something." " But what?" "Poultry." "Poultry!" " It works." " This is good." "Sit on your chairs." "What did we teach last time?" "Veverková." "What is this..., school porter!" "School porter!" " Has something happened?" " Instead of kids the class if full of poultry." "Well." "So let's have a look." "Hurry before he comes back." " I was a goose." " I was a turkey. " " And I was a hen." "Sit down." " You are probably a cheerful chap, colleague." " You could be sorry for that!" "This is yet..., Mr. director!" "Mr. inspector!" " There are dwarfs and all of them smoke." " You say they smoke?" "Come and see." " They do it using a ring." " Take it from them." " Give it to me." " Touch me, and I'll turn you into mice!" " Come to me after ringing!" " Your humor will be gone." "Sit down." "What dirty tricks were here?" "Stop it!" "Kozelka, what do you have?" " Please, they turned us into poultry." " Who?" "Kozelka, stand up!" " Do something!" " What?" " Quickly." "Confess." " They do it with a ring." " What?" " Hromádka, give me the ring." " I won't!" "Give it here!" "I'm counting till three!" "One..." "Two..." "Three!" "It seems you grow into criminals." "I'm confused, he was an excellent teacher." " What does it mean?" " That is me, teacher Adam." " Again?" " Do you have a school play?" " Remove it!" "Do you want to have authority?" " Hromádka with Kozelka made it." "Let us go." " Return me the ring." " No." "Let us go, or we will turn you into..." "Caterpillars." "That's them." "Hromádka has the ring." "Hromádka, as a headmaster I order you to give me the ring for scientific examination." "You commit improprieties." "Look at your teacher." "Will you do it?" "!" "Caterpillar." "But a good one." "Mr. director..." "They are fleeing!" "Catch them!" "Hurry up!" " How do you feel?" " This is a question." "Like a caterpillar." " Do you want a pillow, Mr. director?" " No." "I prefer lying flat." "Something unbelievable is happening here." "First:" "The ring." " And second: the kids morale." " They have it from the television." "Look, he is sleeping." " Are you sleeping?" " No, but I want to become a pupa." " Now?" "In the time of teaching." " You know, the nature doesn't ask." "Please, they are restrained." "But they are dangerous." " Are they there?" " Yes." "(lion's roaring)" " Guys, don't be silly!" " Turn back immediately." " Or I'll call experts from the zoo." " A you'll go into a cage." " We'll go out only you let us go." " Otherwise we will tear everybody up." "I give in to serious acts of violence." "Quickly into classrooms." "Come on, we'll wait for them in the park." "But first we get a rope." "Au." "Done." " Why did you shave?" " We take a picture of you and transfer you yet today." " Where will they transfer us to?" " Up to a prison, where won't escape from." " And where could it go?" " In the bathroom there is a relaxed grid..." " What are you doing?" " If you go with me, do this too." "Stand!" "Look." "Shall we help them?" "When the teacher said that we grow into criminals, then they are colleagues." "Umbrellas." "Have you seen anyone here?" "The first group around, the others after me!" "They are going." "We turn into old, and we will go to a cinema on something inaccessible." "Look." "I will take it." "Catch him, I will toss him." "Pull!" "Ouch!" "She caught me, help me!" "Do it!" "Take his ring." " Do you have it?" " I do." "Escape or I'll turn you into rats and toss the ring into the river." "I count till three." "1, 2..." "Fine." "Already stopped raining." "They have now reported that Rumburak fled from the prison hospital." "What shall we do?" "What if he comes here as a fly and kidnaps you?" "He cannot, since Petr took his ring." "(bell) Is this him?" "Only peace, Rumburak wouldn't ring." "Good day." " Where did you take those umbrellas?" " Borrowed from Hromádka and Kozelka." " Can Maøenka stay here?" " You'll have lunch with us." "This is terrible, we even don't know where Rumburak is." "If, at least..." "Hopefully he won't get here." "Attention!" "The boiler is not working." "Let's fly before lunch and then give everything back." " Fine." "Will you let me drive?" " You know that I will." "If we had a suitcase and cloak, we would disappear into the Fairyland... (bell) Open!" "Mr. Majer!" " What is it?" " They children have flown away." " How did they fly away?" " They sat on a suitcase." " So the children took it..." " It will not be a problem to catch them up." " Beautiful, isn't it?" " A lot." " Now a vanilla ice cream." " Yeah, one moment." "I left the ring in the bathroom." "Look, a helicopter." "They may chase us, we must accelerate." " This was the idea." "I have never driven it." " Just peace." "Primarily follow them." " They are behind us!" " We will vanish." "You see the train..." "Hold yourself!" "Psst!" "Be silent so that he doesn't wake up." " They are gone." " They have just destroyed our trip." "You go from left to right, and I from the right." "Tickets, please." "Conductor!" "Quickly, the cloak." "Let's hang it." "Sit down." "I'll cover us and we will pretend to sleep." "Press the button, it opens too much." "Damned, if I do not have bad luck." "I fled before the crazy Xenie and immediately get over my head." "I certainly must be in the people empire." "(Music)" "Translated by Rosetta and Robster"