"They called him Machete." "$70 a day for yard work." "$100 for roofing." "Get in." "$125 for septic." "Sewage." "Have you ever killed anyone before?" "As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate." "For the good of both our people, our new senator must die." "And for that I will pay you" "$150,000." "Cash." "He was given an offer he couldn't refuse." "I cost the most... because I'm the best there is." "Set up, double-crossed, and left for dead." "I took a vow of peace and now you want me to help you kill all these men?" "Yes, bro." "I mean, Padre." "I'll see what I can do." "He knows the score." "Where are my wife and daughter?" "He gets the women." "And he kills the bad guys." "Oh, shit!" "Are you telling me that a Mexican day laborer is a goddam Federal?" "But they soon realized..." "He's coming after us." "They'd just fucked with the wrong Mexican." "Action." "Suspense." "Emotion." "Please, Father." "Have mercy." "God has mercy." "I don't." "If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy" "isn't you." "Machete." "Rated X." "Brought to you from your friends at the Weinstein Company." "Lookin' real pretty tonight, Holly." "Goddamn it, girls!" "If you're gonna do that shit, do it on stage!" "Smoking hot, damn." "Cherry, darling." "I told you too many fucking times, you can't be up there crying and all that shit." "Do you know what a go-go dance is?" "Useless talent number 12?" "No, it's a happy dance." "Get up there and you dance happy." "It's go-go, not cry-cry." "I'm quitting." "You say that at least one night a week." "I mean it this time." "I need a dramatic change in my life." "I've always said you're funny, like that Chris Rock, only prettier." "But if you don't stop all that crying and shit," "I'm gonna have to fire your fucking ass." "Now I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass." ""Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger and have a 'bye-bye' slip."" "Here's my finger." "And here's my 'bye-bye' slip." "Dick!" "Fuck!" "Ass bag!" "Fuck!" "All right, boys." "Come on." "All right, all right." "Come on." "You guys know the drill, huh?" "Wait here, Lieutenant." "I'll handle this." "Hey, Abby." "I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romey." "Would you like to tell me what happened?" "Uh, they escaped." "All three?" "Yeah." "I don't know, uh... how they did it." "Just, they got out..." "I'm sorry, Romey, but I just don't trust you anymore." "And you know the rules." "I'm out." "I swear, Abby." "You're never gonna see me anymore." "Okay?" "Not so fast." "I also want your balls." "I'm really quite attached to them." "Oh, sweetheart." "I was really attached to my specimens, and now they're out there in the night doing God knows what." "I can't do it, Abby." "Please, please, Abby..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you guys?" "Let go of me!" "You son of a bitch!" "Abby!" "Listen!" "You don't need Abby." "There's more!" "I could get you all you want!" "Let me go, you son of a bitch!" "I could get you..." "No!" "No!" "Pick this up, please." "Where's the shit?" "The shit's right there." "The deal is still good." "No, it's not." "You held out on me." "Now I want all of it." "Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby." " You certainly have." " So..." "I'll ask you one more time." "Where's... the... shit?" "Everywhere!" "Oh, balls." "Get that thing away from my pumps!" "It's just overheating!" "I need to get to town." "It's just a stripped radiator cap." "The water leaks when it heats up." "No pressure." "Are you okay?" "I'm just cherry." "Go on and have a seat anywhere." "I'll be right in." "Here, take this with you." "That's your good spring water." "Ain't nothing good about it." "I bottle it myself." "I get it right there out of the dam." "Thanks, J.T." "We're serving inside tonight." "The best barbecue in Texas, around the clock." " I gotta go." " Saving lives, are you?" "Now how did you know that?" "Now that's a rump roast." "Open the shades." "Get some light in here." "Nice night." "Coffee." "Shit." "I couldn't get off work this week." "But you only have to stay until 10." "A friend of mine will be here before 10 to pick up Tony." "I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge." "What did I tell you?" "No playing with toys at the table." "Didn't I tell you that?" "Yeah." "There's a packed suitcase under his bed." "Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up." "I'll leave him watching TV, but you need to be here in the next 20 minutes." "Thank you." " Hey, what happened to your tooth?" " It fell out." "Wow." "Think you could say a prayer for your old man?" "No dead bodies for Dad Dad tonight." "No dead bodies for Dad tonight." "Amen." "Amen." "Who was that you were talking to?" "Babysitter." "She's on her way." " You believe her?" " No." "Me, neither." "A fucking catastrophe." " Hey." " Hey." " How's it going, J.." "T.?" " All right." " You're still open, I see." " Oh, yeah." "All night." "A cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please." "Free of charge." "Tonight is a special night." "What's so special about tonight?" "I've been open 25 years." "You should've thrown a party." "I did." "See the balloons?" "You're the second person to show up tonight." " Who's the first?" " Right there." "Must be passing through." "It seems only strangers eat here." "I still eat here, J.T." "Oh, yeah, you sure do." "By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eating." "Hello, Palomita." "I don't go by that name anymore." "Why not?" "Because it's the name you gave me." "So... you ever become that fancy doctor?" "Never did." "I thought for sure you would." " You talked about it enough." " That's the problem with goals." "They become a thing you talk about instead of a thing you do." "That's my jacket." "I looked for it for 2 weeks." "Yeah, how long did you look for me, Wray?" "The jacket belonged to me." "You didn't." "So, uh... what are you doing now?" "I'm going to be a stand-up comedian." "Really?" "You're not funny." "That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they all say I'm hysterical." " But you're not." " Great." "Well, that's just fantastic, because I believed everybody and I've already booked shows in town." "Now what am I gonna do?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "That sucks." "Really." "There's a difference between being Frank and being Dick." "Yeah, well, it's really good seeing you again." "What name do you go by now, in case I want to catch one of your shows?" "Cherry." "Cherry Darling." "It sounds like a stripper." "No, it sounds like a go-go dancer." "There's a difference." "Right." "Well, you'll always be Palomita to me." "I need a ride." "What do you say, El Wray?" "I'll give you a ride." " Goodbye, Bill." " Don't you mean, 'see you later'" "Of course." "Hey, what's up, doc?" "Your old lady's looking pretty good there, I gotta say." "It looks like she could suck the bend out of a river." "I'm kidding." " Take a look at that shit." " What happened to your arm?" "Well..." "I got bit." "Bit?" "Bit by what?" "Well, if I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me." "Do I need some Bactine or something?" "Can't you just sew it up?" "Normally I would." "I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding." "The problem is this one doesn't bleed." "Oh, shit!" "Check this out." "At this old military hospital, this one guy came back from Iraq with this." "Chronic herpetic lesions." "When he urinated it came out through all these little holes here." "Kind of like a fountain." "Oh, Jesus." "How'd you treat it?" "Fuck that!" "I was never in Iraq." "Good for you." "The shit they spread around there, you wouldn't believe." "I swear to God, I've got these Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on." "Incredible." "They were completely milked over." "Mustard gas, it does it to the eyes." "Actually, I still have those in my fridge." "Bot flies, you think?" "Chronic, viral ulcerative lesion." "That looks like gout." "He's running a temperature of 105." " Is that bad?" " It's high." "Bad would be 108." "You can have a seizure, go psychotic, and probably die." "Say, 'A hh'" "Jesus!" "Nice." "Black abscess tongue." "All abscesses should be drained, period." "What are you doing?" "Shut up, Joe." "Baby, get the needles." "Be right there." "Right now." "Asshole!" "It's spreading." "Holy shit!" " When did you say you got this bite?" " Just now." "See this?" "This shows the advanced stages of gangrene, an epidermal rot." " And this over here shows..." " Advanced rot?" "The swelling of tissues and the lack of any type of circulation." "See..." "You're telling me that you just got this bite?" " Yeah, just like a half hour ago." " What I'm seeing here is a deep impact wound with several virals and secondary bacterials ann that, by the accumulation of denuded tissue around the incision marks, indicates that you've had this bite for 14 days." " Uh, uh, at least 14 days." " Could that be possible?" "Fourteen days?" "No way." "I mean..." "What is today?" "Today is Wednesday, the 15th" "of April." "Oh, hell, can't I just get a tetanus shot or something?" "We got to lose the arm, Joe." "What do you mean, lose the arm?" "My arm?" "It's spreading all the way up to your shoulder." "Now if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest and we can't very well cut that off, can we?" "Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?" "Hi, Joe." "I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the procedure." "These are my friends." "My yellow friend is just to take the sting off." "My blue friend, you'll barely feel." "That means my yellow friend is already taking effect." "See how fast my friends work?" "And after my red-headed friend, you'll never see me again." "They all react differently." "Now what?" "Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia." "In loving memory." "Fucking radiator!" "Hey, stop!" "Bastard!" "Bastard!" "Get off the fucking road, bitch!" "No!" "Stop!" "Please!" "No!" "No!" "What the hell is that?" " People picking up roadkill." " What, like an armadillo?" "Deer." "There are a lot of them around here." "You know, I read a statistic that said that the eating of venison has risen 30% in the last few years." "Sixty percent of that's from roadkill." "People eat roadkill?" "If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour and a deer darts out in front of you, if you blink, brake or swerve, shit, you'll just kill yourself." "So what do you do?" "Pick them off, just like this." "Send it flying away from you." "Unacceptable." "Not really." "It's just a clear case of you or him." "Or her." "Oh, fuck!" "Cherry?" "I thought you said if you saw a deer, you shouldn't fucking swerve." "It wasn't a deer." "Cherry!" "¡Cherry!" "¡No!" "Palomita!" " Don't let her die on me, Block!" " What have we got?" "Car accident." "Heavy contusions about the torso." "Possible spinal trauma." "One severed limb." "Where's the leg?" "Three psychos attacked her." "I shot at them." "I never miss." "They took the leg with them." "You have to come with us, Wray." "We need to talk about this, you know." " He has to sign her in." " Do what now?" "He's with her." "He's responsible for her." "He'll fill this out after we talk." "Let's go." "Okay." "Okay!" "Fuck!" "Hey, Block." "No, you do it." "Suit yourself." "What are you doing with a rifle, Wray?" "Nothing." "I was thinking of maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks." "Come on, Wray." "You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore." "Not even hunting?" "Not even hunting." "And you know that." "Not with your history." "And here I stick my neck out for you," "I stick it out far... and now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?" "A missing leg that's now missing?" "And here you're saying in front of everybody that someone snatched it?" "And that you shot at them with a gun that you never should have had in the first place?" "And that now they're gone?" "What if I find the leg?" "So now you know where it is?" "You'll tell us where it is and give us a full confession." "You're saying?" "Sheriff, can we finish this conversation somewhere else?" "My thought exactly." "I know it sounds a little arrogant putting up the sign 'The best damn barbecue in Texas." "Period.'" "But hell, who's gonna come in here and argue about that?" "Oh, yeah, big contest coming up." "I'm working on the perfect sauce." "Yeah." "That'll put me on the food channel." "Put this place back on the map where it belongs." "I'll talk to you later." "Can I interest you all in a plate of soon-to-be award-winning barbecue?" "You're from Dinky's, ain't ya?" "You tell that son of a bitch if he thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipe," "I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside." "Damn, that's good." "Doctor Block!" "Three fresh ones, rolling in!" "Christ!" "You're kidding." "Automobile accident off of Highway 18." "DOAs." "Have Andy pick them up." "He's already on 620, picking up another two." "Fucking Wednesday nights." "That's unsanitary, doc." "Not if I'm the only one using it." "It helps me monitor my state of calmness." "I hope you don't get worked up enough to crack it." " Fuck!" " You might cut yourself pretty good." "Then I'd know I was not calm." "What do you say now, doc?" "Somebody call my wife." "DC-2?" "Yeah." "What about countering with atropine?" "Yeah." "Okay, gotcha." "Gotcha." "Well, boys, I'm beat." "I've gotta get home." "I'll see you all tomorrow." "All right then." "Thanks for the extra help, Earl." "Hey, Wray." "You in trouble again?" "Just passing through, I hope." " Yeah, me too." " How's the wife, Earl?" "Well, she's not too good." "Thanks for asking." "Most of it's her own doing, you know." "Smoking goddamn cigarettes, pack a day for 40 years." "Now she doesn't want anything to do with the chemo." "So... it does take its toll." "You don't smoke, do you, Wray?" "No." "That's probably good." "See y'all." "You're gonna start by telling me when you first started carrying this gun." "And then we'll move up to when you first set eyes on this gal, Cherry." "Okay." "Okay." " Sheriff Hague." " This is J.T., Sheriff." "J.T., how's the barbecue business?" "Ever since my bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit." "Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that." "I wish there was something I could do." "Right now I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff." "I'm listening." "What's the trouble?" "There ain't no trouble, really." "Not yet, anyway." "I got two delinquents been hanging around here for over an hour." "They won't purchase, they won't leave." "Never mind, here they come." "You cook that meat at 250 degrees, don't you?" "I don't remember." "I set the heat with my hand." "You give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine." "Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his barbecue recipe." "That's a fact." "He'll take it to his grave." "I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell you." "I could be dying in your arms, I ain't gonna tell you." "Yeah, we'll see about that." "Are you gonna look or are you gonna eat?" " You called for me?" " We need for you to see this." " It looks like a no-brainer." " What does that mean?" "No brain." "Scooped clean out of her skull." "Oh, I know what this is." "Don't tell me." "Liquefactive necrosis." "You think?" "Thank you." "That'll be all." "Did you know she was back in town?" "No." "I didn't." "What happened to her?" "I don't know, baby." "I thought you stopped seeing each other." "We have." "Yes, you have now." "She's fucking dead." "I mean, we stopped before." "I haven't talked to her in awhile." "But you've written each other." "Here and there, but nothing..." "What are you doing?" "Let me see your last 3 messages." " You have no right." " I don't?" "I don't have a right?" "Show it to me." "Show it to me." "No." "Now that's just to take the sting off." "Show it to me." "No, please." "I said show it to me!" "Now let's see how fast your friends work." "That's pretty fast." "Oh, what do I know, my love?" "Exactly." "That you're a cheating, lying" "sack." "I didn't want to hurt you." "But you did." "You're insane." "And I was afraid... of what you might do to me, to our son." "I'm the mother of your son." "And after this one," "I'll never see you again." " Dr. Block?" " What?" "You've gotta see this." "I'll be right there." "Where the hell are the bodies?" "That's what we wanted to show you." "They're gone." "They didn't just get up and walk out, did they?" "Shut the fuck up!" "Somebody take care of this perp for me before I fucking kill him!" "What the hell's going on?" "He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him and the son of a bitch bit my goddamn finger off." "Quit your hollering and get yourself a goddamn band-aid." "I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech, Sheriff." "He bit my finger clean off!" "Fucking shit!" "Go out there and book him because I'll fucking kill him if I have to do it." "Carlos, go get him." "Wray, you stay put." "Are you sure he's in there?" "He was." "Motherfucker!" "He's gone." " Broke out the window." " Where's my finger?" "Found your ring." "Could it be the same guy as your legsnatcher?" "I didn't get a good look at mine." "Is that him over there?" "Wray!" "Fuck!" "Motherfucker!" "No, don't touch him!" " Why not?" " He's infected." " With what?" " Everything." "Wray!" "Drop the fucking gun." "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" "I'm gonna go get Cherry." "Fine, but we're taking my car." "I'm riding with you." "Don't make any sudden moves." "Viral infections." "They came pouring in." "Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions." "Highly contagious." "What do you think?" "Self-preservation comes to mind." "Yeah." "Let's get the hell out of here." "First let me get my wife." "I love you, sweetie." "Here you go, bunny rabbit." "Come on, come on." "Open up now." "I want you to be around for awhile, you understand?" "I don't want you checking out just..." "Damn!" "Ramona!" "You fart like a goddamn pack mule." "Goddamn!" "I hate to do this to you, Earl, but we need every man on the job." "The shit has hit the fan." "Bring some guns and ammo." "Meet me at my brother's." "I got you." "I'll be there." "You gotta eat quick, sweetie." "Come on." "Ramona!" "Oh, my God!" "What the hell is going on?" "Are you gonna give me a gun?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "Godammit!" "Let's sort this shit out, boys!" "Dumbass." "Not today!" "Not today!" "Fucking Wednesday nights!" "Palomita?" "Get up." "We're leaving." " I can't walk." " So what?" "Get up!" "Motherfucker, look at me!" "Look at me!" "I was gonna be a stand-up comedian." "Who's gonna laugh now?" "Some of the best jokes are about cripples." "Let's go." "It's not funny, it's pathetic." "Would you stop crying over fucking split milk?" "I have no leg!" "Now you do." "What do you think?" " You could carry me, Wray." " Yeah?" "You never wanted that before." "Why start now?" "This is fucking ridiculous." "Sheriff must have taken the others to J.T.'s." "Get in." "Goddamn it, wait for me." " My leg's stuck in the door." " It's just wood." " It's splintering." " Would you just leave it alone?" "Why is this happening to me?" "Could you just do me a favor right now?" "Just stay strong." "'Stay?" "'" "Yeah, baby, stay." "Okay, my name is Electra." "Fucking listen." "Her name is Electra, too." "It's furry." "Furry." "Isabelle, so she goes by Lia, I go by EI." "El from Electra, Ame from Amelia." "Does that make any fucking sense in your head?" "You can call me whatever the fuck you want." "I don't give a shit." "Shit!" " You said 10." " Sorry." "We can't be watching your kid all goddamn night!" "Your friend never showed up and we've got shit to do." "That's right." "Then start doing it." "Tony, we're leaving!" "Wait, my tarantula!" "Bring it." "Let's go." "And my turtle." "And my scorpion." "We're not all octopuses, we can't carry everything." "Octopi." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Tony, what did I tell you?" "You can't bring them all." "Didn't I tell you that?" "It's okay." "They can live in the same tank." "What about my pocket bike?" "It's in the trunk." "Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?" "We're gonna fucking kill you!" "Are you sure you wanna do this?" "Everybody grab a badge and a gun." "You're all deputies as of this moment forward." "Except for you, Wray." "Nope." " What do we got?" " Something's wrong up there." "J.T. aAlways comes out and greets." "Let's go." "Try not to shoot yourselves." "Don't shoot each other, but especially... don't shoot me." "J.T.?" "Go on!" "Get off him, Rusty!" "Goddamn, J.T." "Barbecue?" "Asshole." "Damn good sausage link, J.T." "Best in Texas." "I must have passed out after I killed those things." "Nice shooting." "Everybody gather up supplies." "We head out in 20." "I think I nailed it." "Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it." "I've finally found my award-winning barbecue sauce!" "Your blood's in it." "Goddamn it, he's right." "Hey, my other tooth fell out." "It sure did." "Hey, your tooth fell out, too." "We're toothless buddies." "We sure are." "I want you to open that for Mommy." "Now, take the gun." "Careful." "And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me, I want you to shoot them, okay?" "I'm not kidding, Tony." "You shoot them... just like your video games." "You shoot them in the head." "What if it's Dad?" "Especially if it's your dad." "And be careful where you point that thing." "You'll blow your own face off." "I'll be right back." "I love you." "Tony!" "Hello, baby." "I'm gonna eat your brains... and gain your knowledge." "Stay away!" "Look what you did to our son!" "Stay away!" "Goddamn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again." "Daddy?" "Get your sorry ass in here!" "If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got." "Right this way." "Watch that meat!" "Meet my wife." "Jesse James custom Dominator." "I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good, he made this baby for me free of fucking charge." "Got anything that could transport more people?" "Where's the top?" "That baby's chopped permanent." "Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit." " No protection." " But she's fast." "Nitrus-injected, 350 horsepower engine." "Who are you?" "I mean, really?" "Wray's Wreckage, that's what it says on your truck." "Are you a wrecker, Wray?" "I'm nobody." "It's the easiest thing to remember." "So remember it." "Hey, you want some barbecue?" "Best in Texas." "Aww, no thanks." "What's the matter?" "You don't eat meat?" "Oh, I eat meat." "I also eat lots of shit." "See this?" " What's that?" " Shit-eating grin." "You ought to be a comedian." " What do you think of the leg?" " Oh, that's funny." "How's your stump?" "They knocked it out something fierce." "Still can't feel a thing." "This must be the real bone shack." "Old J.T. knows how to live." "Like fuck he does." "I like how you say 'fuck.'" "Good." "Fuck you." "Fuck me?" "Oh, so now you're the comedian." "Go ahead." "Drop your pants." "That'll be good for a laugh." "I highly doubt that." "That's my jacket." "Yes, I know." "I looked for it for 2 weeks." "Look, you were being an unbelievable dick." "I was walking out on you." "I was cold." "I took your fucking jacket." "So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho obsessive controlling rants about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it cause I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time." "Fuck no." "Look for it." "No, the other one." "I was gonna give it to you, but you left me." "You took the jacket, and I looked for it for 2 weeks." "Read it." "'T wo against the world.'" "Remember that?" "I never forgot it." "Then why'd you leave?" "Because you didn't believe in us, or in me." "I figured one of the new deputies might end up shooting me, but not you, Tolo!" "Sorry!" "I'm sorry!" " Dumbass." " You're gonna be all right." "McGraw is here and a whole bunch of others." "Come on!" "Move your ass!" "Come on!" "What did I tell you, Tony?" "'Don't point the gun at yourself.'" "Didn't I tell you that?" "Thank you for telling me about..." "you know." "Don't mention it." "That's an order." "If I had known that you were..." "El Wray..." "I wouldn't have given you such a hard time." "I didn't mean to be a prick about it." "'Need to know basis,' that kind of shit." "Take this." "Do what you do best." "No, you're not!" "Don't give him the gun." "Give him the gun, Tolo." "Give him that gun." "Give him all the guns." "Holy shit!" "That boy's got the devil in him." "We've gotta fight them off." "Get to our vehicles!" "Everyone behind me!" "Outside, now!" "Goddamn you!" "Everybody, back inside!" "You, Skip." "Front and center." "Go out front and start up the Kill Dozer." "We'll need it to transport the other survivors." "Are you fucking crazy?" "I'm not going out there." " I'll cover you." " I'm not going." " I never miss." " Come on, Skip." "It's go-go." "Not cry-cry." "Cherry!" "Oh, dear." "J.T., you take whoever you can fit in your convertible." "Everyone else on board!" "Skip, grab the twins." "Come on with me!" "You take the chopper." " I need someone to drive my truck!" " I'll do it." "You're bleeding like a stuck pig." "Your vision is blurred" " and you're on your last legs." " Anything else?" "Don't wreck it." "Somebody grab the slaw!" "You can't have no barbecue without coleslaw." " I need a gun!" " Take this." "Fucking cool!" "All right, y'all, head out." "I'll hold them off." "I can take care of myself." "Bye, Daddy." " You remember how to ride a bike?" " Useless talent number 32." "Good." "Anyone else have a car?" "Are you sure you're okay driving this thing?" "Hell yeah." "Dakota!" "We're sorry about Tony." "Thanks." "Your engine is shot and you've got 3 blown tires." "But I've got his pocket bike in the trunk." " Is it fast?" " Zero to 50 in 4 seconds." "You ride with her." " I'm Cherry." " You sure are." "Move out!" "Damn shame." "Rusty!" "Goddamn it!" "Sheriff, how much ammo we got?" "Not enough!" "Don't shoot!" "We're not infected!" "All survivors gotta come with us." "Especially you..." "El Wray." "I don't go by that name anymore." "It's okay." "It's okay." "We're here in quarantine with the other survivors." "Where is here?" "The old Army base." "El Wray?" "Is that you?" "He's with them." "I saw him in their convoy earlier." "I'm a scientist and a businessman, not military." "Which is why he's gonna tell us what the fuck is going on." "They're stealing biochemical weapons." " DC-Two?" " Also known as" "'P roject Terror' designed to take out a populace in a controlled land-locked area." "You were supplying it to them." " That's why they shut you out." " They found my supply." "It's under our feet." "Ten stories down." "What about countering with atropine and PAM-2?" "Interferes with the neurotoxin delivery, sets off the cellblaster, and you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body." "Appetizing." "The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC-Two itself." "It delays the negative effects." "They need it..." " like a drug." " Correct." "We found that a small amount of people are not affected by the gas itself and within this small percentage lies a cure." "What do you wanna do?" "Mexico." "Put our backs against the ocean and defend ourselves from there." "No, we have to get back to my lab." "This infection will spread all over the world to every man, woman and child unless I finish my antidote." "You have an antidote?" "You!" "You!" "Come with us." "Move it!" "Move it, Peggy!" "Do you like Ava Gardner?" "I'm sorry?" "Ava Gardner." "Do you like her?" "Yeah, I guess." "I was just thinking that you kinda look like Ava Gardner a little bit." "You got something you want to say to me?" "I have nothing to say to you." "You got nothing to say, huh?" "That's funny, because I could have sworn you just gave me a 'fuck you' look right now." "You wanna say 'fuck you' to me?" "Not at this moment." "You know what this is?" "A gun." "It's simplicity itself." "You see, you point it at what you want to die and you pull the little trigger here." "A little bullet comes out of here." "And the bullet hits you right there." "And you know what?" "You don't look like Ava Gardner no more." "Don't taunt me, tramp." "I am not one to be taunted." "You got it?" "Let me hear you say, 'I got it.'" "I got hit." "You damn well better." "Tool." "That's it." "I figured it out." "Salt." "I've got it all figured out." "It's salt." "Blood is salty." "That's all my sauce needed, just a little more salt." "It just needed a little thickening agent, you know what I'm talking about?" "What are you doing, J.T.?" "That's all I got to do is put a little salt in." "It would do the same goddamn thing that the blood did." "I tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood" " did the trick." " Don't do nothing stupid, J.T.," " I got it covered." " It's already got my sweat, and it's got my tears, now all it needs is some blood!" " Drop the gun!" " J.T.!" " Throw it down!" " Okay, okay!" "Don't shoot!" "J.T., are you all right?" "Are you all right, bro?" "Goddamn it, I'm not all right at all, brother." "Not at all." "Wait here." "Oh, I sure will." "Goddamn sauce." "Women in cages." "See them in action." "See them in love." "See them in terror." "White skin on the black market." "Soft flesh for hard cash." "Women in cages." "I'm gonna go get my dick wet." " She's got one leg." " Easier access." "You got a point." "Get the rest of this shit upstairs and we'll blow this entire floor." "Get Lewis down here." " He's getting his dick wet, sir." " Get him the fuck down here now!" "Lewis?" "Wilson?" "Where are my men?" "I've got several right here." "What the fuck is this?" "Their balls, sweetheart." "I'm walking out of here with this shit, Wray." " Let us go." " Tell me why we should." "Because I earned it." " How do you figure that?" " You want the story?" "I'll spin it for you quick." "A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border, me and my men walking around with our dicks in our hands, our balls in our throats, looking for America's most wanted." " Bin Laden?" " Yeah." "For once our intel was right on the money." "I come around a corner, bam, there he is looking me right in the eyes." "Wait." "You killed" "Bin Laden?" "I put two in his heart, one in his computer." "So that was you?" "Yeah... that was me." "Class-A clusterfuck." "He wasn't supposed to be there, we weren't supposed to be there," "I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket." "So instead of a chest full of medals we to got a face full of DC-Two." "No cure." "That is, not until we found somebody from the other side willing to sell us batches of this shit." "Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second." "Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace... the experiment and its survivors... you'd find a cure." "I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive." "That's what I intend to do, Wray." "Understand?" "I never had a choice." "Neither do I, sir." "God bless you and your service to this country." "You're a doctor?" "I was earlier tonight." "I always wanted to be a doctor." "Instead, I can do this." "Useless talent number 66." " I'm very pliable." " A girlfriend of mine had a theory." "She said at some point in your life you find a use for every useless talent you ever had." "It's like connecting the dots." "I'm not that optimistic." "I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out." "She'd say... when you're stuck in that spiral... you reach up." "What if there's nothing up there?" "Just reach up." "You're a dancer." "I was earlier tonight." "Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!" "Get your ass up!" "Now I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you." "Radio!" "Dance, baby, now!" "That's what I'm talking about." "Dance it up." "Keep dancing!" "I have seen me some crazy-ass shit in my day," "but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper." "I've seen me a stripper with one breast, and I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes, and I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen me" "a one-legged stripper." "And I've been to Morocco." "Dance, bitch!" "Break a leg." "Break it off!" "Dance for me, motherfucker." "You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you?" "Actually, yes." "You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you... some fucking wood!" "Your gas!" "You need your gas!" "No, fuck the gas!" "Fuck it!" "I'm just gonna have to make this quick!" "When did you get that?" "Useless talent number 37." " I broke my leg." " That's okay." "I made you something." "I do believe in you." "Always have." "I believe that you could be better." "You deserve better." "Even better than me." "Right now," "I need you to become... who you're meant to be." "Stand." "I'd stand clear if I were you." "Open that door, will you, baby?" "They've destroyed most of the tanks." "Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters." "There are 2 helicopters, big enough to take all of us." "Who can fly?" "Can anyone else fly a helicopter?" "I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight." "Okay, cool." "I'll fly." "Let's go." "I think we're gonna stay here, Wray." "You'll take care of this for me then, Sheriff?" " With pleasure." " Three minutes." "Your brother's a good man, J.T." "Best in Texas." "Hop on." "No, the other way." "No, the other way." "The helicopters are on the other side of this wall." " We make a run for it!" " No!" "If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague." "Don't you get it?" "We're the antidote!" "Well, is there another way around?" "Wait here." "I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around?" "Take that as no." "We have to get over that wall!" "I was thinking we could build us a new place right there where the old one was." "You cook," "I work the back." "You don't make that rent so goddamn high." "We share the recipe, we share the rent." "We start at 250 degrees." "I knew it." " For how long?" " Twelve pounds?" " Sure." " Twelve pounds, 12 hours." "Wrapped in tin foil, right?" "I don't use no goddamn foil." "Damn." "Tomatoes?" " Fresh?" " Canned." " No shit?" " Yeah." " Score me some?" " Oh, yeah." "'Cause we're brothers." "Thank you for this." "You just remember you got to take this recipe to your grave." "I think I can goddamn guarantee that." "That's our cue." "Cherry, darling." "It's all you." "Let's go!" "Wray!" "Wray!" "Okay, you need to get up because we're leaving." "They told me I'd find you here." "I was beginning to lose hope." "I'm sorry... but I lied." "I did want to hurt you." "My turn." "No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight." "Never did like that son of a bitch." "About as useless as a pecker on a pope." "Don't touch anything." "I want to fly it!" "He said not to touch anything!" "Shut up!" "Sit down and don't fucking touch anything!" "Everybody, sit down!" "Hit the wipers." "Go on, leave me." "I am not leaving you here like this." "The motherfuckers around here eat roadkill." "See?" "I'm funny." "I made you laugh." "Go to the ocean." "Put your backs to it, protect yourselves there." "I'm not leaving you, Wray." "It's two against the world." "It will be." "I promise." "I never miss." "Don't worry, baby." "You'll find your way." "Reach up!" "Reach up!" "It's like you said it would be, Wray." "I'm like you said I would be." "I find the lost, the weary," "those that have no hope..." "I find them and I lead them to a land we've made for ourselves." "A land by the sea." "It's beautiful." "She's beautiful." "I wish you could see us... us two." "It's like you said it would be." "Two against the world, baby." "Two against the world."