"When they pants you in public somebody films it and it ends up online." "When it ends up online your friends unfriend you." "When your friends unfriend you, you have to find real friends." "When you have to find real friends, you need to shower regularly." "When you shower regularly, you'll slip on the soap and get a concussion." "And when you get a concussion, your dog will sniff your butt." "Don't let your dog sniff your butt." "Watch the teen choice awards now." "Announcer:" "The teen choice 2012, the party of the summer with all your favorites from movies, music, TV, fashion, and sports, starring the step-up revolution dancers, Adam" "Rodriguez, Zoe saldana, Justin turk, and big Shawn, bridgit mendler, and one direction." "From happy endings, Jason derulo, miley Cyrus, and Josh hutcherson." "Hayden Panettiere, lea Michele, kristen Stewart, Gordon ramsay, and Ellen degeneres." "From "pretty little liars."" "Miranda cosgrove and Robert pattinson." "Stefano, Zac efron, Laura marano, Vanessa marano, and Taylor swift." "From the vampire diaries." "Jonah hill, Tyler posey, zooey deschanel, and Taylor lautner." "Zachary levi plus your dj tonight pauly d." "With performances by carly rae jepsen, Flo Rida, no doubt, and Justin bieber." "Announcer:" "Give it up for your hosts from x fact are demi lovato and Kevin mchale from "glee."" "Demi:" "Welcome to the 2012 teen choice awards." "Thank you all for being here." "Kevin:" "Let's hear it one more time for the step-up revolution dancers!" "Those guys are awesome." "Demi:" "This is so cool, and I'm so happy that you're co-hosting with me this year." "Are you kidding me?" "I love the teen choice awards, and I love you." "For those of you who don't know demi and I go way back." "Demi:" "Way back." "We grew up together in Dallas, Texas." "Kevin:" "I mean we didn't like live in the same house." "Demi:" "Or the same street." "Kevin:" "Or the same neighborhood." "Demi:" "We grew up in the same mall." "Kevin:" "God bless the food court." "Demi:" "The memories." "Kevin:" "Now we don't get to see each other that much because" "I'm busy working on "glee."" "And now you're the new judge on "x factor."" "Which sounds crazy cool." "Demi:" "Oh, my gosh, it is." "And I love my cojudges." "They're absolutely amazing." "Kevin:" "I think they love you too because they sent some messages." "Demi, we're going to miss you while you're away doing the teen choice awards." "I'm really happy for you, but I need you back." "Congratulations, demi, on teen choice awards." "Come back to "x factor" very soon." "Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak to you, Kevin, about your co-host demi lovato." "I've been working with her, and she is annoying, obnoxious, disruptive, irritating, bad manners, not great taste." "Did I say irritating?" "Yes." "Annoying." "Very annoying." "She's a brat." "I could go on for hours." "So that's what makes this special, and I really do love her, a bit." "Have a great night." "Kevin:" "Couldn't have said it better myself." "Anyway, so Simon called you annoying which is rude." "Demi:" "He's just old." "He isn't used to women in this century being able to say what they want." "Kevin:" "So is it hard being a judge?" "Demi:" "Not really." "I'll show you." "Audition for me now." "Kevin:" "That's okay." "I'm good." "Demi:" "Come on." "Audition." "There's like nobody here." "Kevin:" "No, no, no." "I'll stick to my day job." "I'm find playing arty." "That's cool." "Demi:" "Come on, Kevin." "You're so talented." "Just do it." "Kevin:" "Now you're being kind of annoying." "Demi:" "I even have some help for you." "Remember your boy band?" "Roll the footage." "Kevin:" "Look over here." "Where did you get that?" "Demi:" "I'm just going to keep playing it over and over again." "Kevin:" "It's fine." "I get it." "I'll do it." "Can I at least get some music?" "Demi:" "Nope." "Kevin:" "Okay, great." "I'll do it myself." "Thanks for that." "Maybe you guys can help me." "Demi:" "Yes!" "Kevin:" "Thank you, thank you." "Demi:" "I don't know about you guys, but I think Kevin totally has "the x factor."" "Kevin:" "Thank you." "Presenting our first award of the night the star of "new girl"" "zooey deschanel." "Demi:" "And Selena Gomez." "We're here to present the award for choice comedian." "I love comedy, so I'm really excited." "I just sent you a text." "Okay, cool." "I'm really into texting, so, basically." "Cool." "Okay." "Oh, that's funny." "Good." "I think you mean lol." "Right." "Lol." "Lmao." "Rofl." "Rtasdfximpqrstuhqwd 40." "I think you're just making stuff up now." "What?" "No, that's a new one." "No seriously, all the kids are doing it." "Ask them." "Then what does it stand for?" "What?" "They're supposed to stand for something?" "Oh, my gosh." "Wait, what does that stand for." "The nominees are." "I'm sorryious." "Will you tell me?" "Choice comedian." "Eskimo Suzy." "I notice you were wearing the same thing you were wearing in the video." "Why is that?" "I mean I love it." "We love pink." "How would you take me down?" "There's zero chance that you could." "Now how would you break this?" "My dream as an actor is to appear in every film ever released." "How about a smile?" "That's a lot of people." "And your choice comedian is " " Ellen degeneres." "Will you hold this for me?" "Thank you so much." "This is Cynthia." "They give me confidence." "I can't -- hold on one second." "Don't give it away." "I can't thank you enough." "This means so much to me." "What an amazing group of people that I was in that category with there, all hilarious." "I love all of them, and this is the fourth surfboard I've received, and I appreciate it." "What does that have to do with anything?" "That's my question." "How many people surf here?" "How many people just wanted to go woo?" "That's what I thought." "I looked into this, and surfing originated 3,000 years ago by the ancient polynesians." "Anyway, and when I was on Wikipedia I learned in 1890 the first hair dryer was invented by a man named Alexander goldtroy." "Just for home schoolers." "There's a lot of kids here." "I'm just trying to be informational, you guys." "Earlier, I don't know if you noticed, but you two, you may not know this, you won choice web stars." "All right!" "We won it!" "What do you want to say to the people?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you, every one." "Thank you, everybody!" "This is the best thing that's ever happened." "You want to show them your tooth?" "Your tooth is going to come out tonight." "Yes." "Should I just yank it out now?" "All right." "Thanks, everybody." "Bye-bye." "Announcer:" "Here are two-time olympic gold medalist shuan white and Zack Shepard." "Hello there." "Well, you know, it makes a lot of sense that we're both up here given that we're both action sports athletes." "It makes a ton of sense." "I thought you were an actor?" "But I mean I also race off-road and cars and motorcycles and stuff." "I'm pretty radical like you." "Your level of radicalness is basically like me." "I probably could have been an olympian or whatever." "Wow." "That's hard to believe looking at you." "Have you ever been injured or -- have you ever been injured?" "I fractured my skull once, yeah." "Yeah, me too." "Mine's fractured right now, so -- really." "Totally." "The nominees for the choice TV show Sci-Fi and fantasy are " "stop it." "Oh, boy." "And your choice TV show Sci-Fi fantasy is "the vampire diaries."" "Look at that bad boy." "Okay." "2 for 2." "I love it." "Wow." "What's up?" "How are you guys doing?" "Are you good?" "Basically we all really want to thank all of you, honestly, from the bottom of our heart." "We wouldn't be up here if it wasn't for each and every one of you voting, going online, I see you guys doing the Twitter campaign." "I love it." "We're very fortunate to be here and grab some more surfboards every year." "We're actually filming season 4 right now." "And we just wrapped episode 1." "We're very grateful to be here, but now we've got to hop on a flight." "We have to work tomorrow." "We all love you." "Thank you so much." "Later on tonight carly rae jepsen will perform her number one mega hit "call me maybe."" "Kevin:" "You may remember that this became an Internet sensation when stars like Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Justin bieber, they made their own videos of the song and put them on line." "Demi:" "So we asked you to send in your own video of "call me maybe," and you sent in a ton." "Thanks for the overwhelming response, and stay tuned to see if we picked yours." "Kevin:" "Here is the host of "so you think you can dance" and" ""the choice" cat deeley." "We got the stars to do their very own version of "call me maybe."" "We're going to play them later in the show, so stay tuned." "Welcome back to the 2012 teen choice awards. and this year we set a new record." "134 million votes." "Are there even that many teens?" "I don't know." "When I was younger, I used to vote for the teen choice awards, way, way younger." "I did too." "Doesn't it seem like that was so long ago when we were a couple of kids doing normal kid stuff." "Acting classes, failed record deals and boy bands." "You know, things that normal kids do." "I can barely remember it." "I hope you guys don't mind, but I brought a few pictures to show everyone how adorable you were when you were a little boy." "Do you guys want to see Kevin as a little boy?" "Nobody got time for that." "Take a look." "I was a hot kindergartner." "You see those baby blues." "Amazing." "I was totally there for that." "I'm not even kidding." "The funny thing is I actually brought a few of you too." "Who would have thunk?" "Let's look at them." "Amazing." "You know that car, at least I wasn't texting and driving." "The car actually runs on cake, so -- a real hybrid." "That is "the x factor"" "right there." "That's what I'm saying." "Remember when you started dancing?" "I do, but I don't remember that, though I may still have that outfit." "Our next two presenters are both previous teen choice award winners." "She starred in "heros"" "and now she's in "Nashville."" "Hayden Panettiere." "And will.I.Am." "Our first performers tonight are no strangers to teen choice." "They first played here in the year 2001, surfboards for choice tour and choice rock group." "They are back with the first live performance of the first new single from their upcoming album "push and shove."" "Here with "settle down" is no doubt." "Announcer:" "Please welcome the cast from pretty little liars." "Thank you so much." "Oh, my gosh, you guys." "Thank you a million times." "It means so much to us that you watch our show and you spend the time to vote, so from the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Okay." "Everybody, we are presenting the awards for choice movie actor in a drama." "Yeah." "Even though teens' lives are full of drama we still love seeing it in other people's lives whether it's on TV or in a movie." "Here are the five guys that put it out there the best." "You better watch your mouth." "I'm done talking to you." "Tell me where we started and where we're going and where we're going afterwards." "I'll give you five minutes when we get there." "And I don't carry a gun." "I drive." "About getting over here." "I cannot let go." "I win, they kill me." "And your choice movie actor drama is -- thank you, guys." "Oh, wow." "Thank you, guys." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Thank you to you guys, the fans." "I love you." "I can't believe this right now, but seriously, this award is for you guys." "I cherish it so much because it's from you." "Without you, I wouldn't be here." "None of us could." "I have the best fans in the world." "And I really do feel like the lucky one to have you in my life." "So thank you, everybody at Warner bros., thanks everyone who voted, thanks to the cast and crew of "the lucky ones."" "And thank you, you guys, I love you." "Thank you." "Announcer:" "When we come back Jonah hill, Selena Gomez, and Ian summerhalter." "This is the plan that revolves around you." "Are you guys having fun tonight?" "Please welcome three stars from the hit TV comedy "happy endings."" "We are here to present choice hotties." "They should have called it choice babes and beef cup." "Or fox and foxy." "Or hunk and hunkette." "How about blaze hot smokin'." "No, I think we'll stick with hotties." "All right." "And the nominees are -- miley Cyrus." "Selena Gomez." "Katy Perry." "And rhianna." "Kate upton." "Justin bieber." "Ryan gosling." "Liam helmsworth." "Robert pattinson." "And Ian summerhalter." "So you're choice hotties are -- miley Cyrus and Ian summerhalter." "Hey, man, how are you?" "Hi, guys." "I mean ladies." "My question is which one is mine and which one is hers?" "Hey, listen, guys." "Miley Cyrus could not be here tonight, but she wanted me to thank her parents -- and do you want me to take off my shirt?" "They would get mad at me if I took off my shirt, but she wanted me to thank her parents and most of her you, her fans." "So that's from miley." "And from me I just want to thank you guys." "You're all so special." "And I love you all, each individually." "You're awesome." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "Announcer:" "He's one of the hottest comedians around, and she's already picked up a surfboard tonight for the third year in a row." "Kevin hart and "the vampire diaries"." "Hi, guys." "Wait, wait." "Don't start talking." "You're not where you're supposed to be." "What do you mean?" "Go down one more step so I can be taller than you." "Do it." "Fine." "Okay." "Now, do it." "Okay." "Here we go." "It's been scientifically proven that music is what makes the world go round." "So without it the world would stop spinning causing a loss of gravity and teenagers would be floating through the universe and not be able to text or tweet." "We still have music, people, and the nominees for the choice music group are " "and your music group choice is Selena Gomez." "Thank you." "I'm so embarrassed that my band isn't here, but this goes out for you guys, Joey, Dave, everybody, thank you so much." "Thank you." "This is the best birthday present ever." "Thank you so much." "Wait, wait." "We want to let you go right now, but word on the street is that today is your birthday." "Is that true?" "Is today your birthday?" "I don't know how you are, but in my family we celebrate birthdays." "We celebrate birthdays by singing Happy Birthday, so I need everybody's help singing Selena Happy Birthday." "Don't touch it." "Wheel it off." "Wheel it off." "Welcome back, everybody." "I just wanted to say you guys are killing it on Twitter." "Keep up the support." "Thank you so much." "Don't worry." "We've got a lot more music and a lot more awards to give out tonight." "I just wanted to point out how hot demi looks." "Give it up for that." "Thanks." "On a side note, is there an award for a tattoo, because if there was you would totally win." "Oh, you know, what can I say since I'm over 18, I do love some tats." "Show us some." "I have this cross right here." "Nice, simple." "I have "imagine" on my ankle." "I don't know if the ankle is sexy, but I'll take it." "I also have this that says "fate."" "Nice." "I have "let it about."" "I have a Paul mccartney/john Lennon thing." "Just remember this one very important thing." "They hurt." "They seriously really, really hurt." "I mean they use needles." "Our next presenter not only has a tattoo, she had a hit song about a tattoo." "She's a previous teen choice winner and stars in "sparkle."" "She's with two of this year's winner." "Here are jordin sparks and Paul Wesley." "Hello, ev." "So I'm here with a vampire from the vampire diaries." "And a male stripper from "magic Mike."" "Jordin, we are not vampires or male strippers." "Right." "It's just a role." "Are you sure because in sparkle I play a struggle singer who became a star, and I was struggling and -- really hot." "You're sweating a little bit." "Oh, my gosh." "Busted, man." "Busted." "Busted." "What is this?" "You guys." "I don't know what that is." "Here are the nominees for choice movie comedy." "You're buying a house?" "No, I'm not." "Check your receipt." "I think that's an electric fence." "It's an electric fence." "All right." "And your choice movie comedy is "21 jump street."" "Announcer:" "Accepting is Jonah hill." "Hello." "How's it going?" "So first of all I would like to thank our directors." "I would like to thank my favorite male exotic dancer Mr. channing tatum." "So I was lucky." "I got nominated for an Oscar earlier this year, and I lost to a guy named Christopher plumber who's an older fantastic actor, and I'd like to point out he's not nominated for anything tonight." "So I'm better." "I'd like to thank our producer, the cast and crew, and honestly" "I started writing this movie five and a half years ago, and the fact that it became a movie and came out and people dug it, and you guys voted for it is the coolest thing ever." "I'm so genuinely appreciative and thank you guys, and I love you, and thank you, and that's it." "Announcer:" "Here are two fast rising actresses Laura and" "Vanessa marano with stefano." "He's been at the top of his game for the last five years." "With hits like "good feeling," "woe", "sugar," his hits keep coming." "He is Flo Rida." "Now unfortunately not every teen choice award can be given out on stage, so we want to mention a few of the other winners." "Jennifer Lawrence." "In a Sci-Fi or fantasy movie for "the hunger games."" "Also from that movie Liam hemsworth is choice male scene stealer." "And Alexander Ludwig is choice villain." "Emma stone." "Rhianna for battleship." "And choice hissy fit is charlize theron for snow white and the huntsman." "Katy Perry, "part of me."" "And your choice TV breakout star female is from "new girl."" "The choice breakup song is "pay phone" from maroon 5." "And last but not least your choice female movie star of the summer is kristen Stewart for "snow white and the huntmen."" "Congratulations to all of our winners this night." "Here to present the ultimate choice award is a previous teen choice winner soon to be seen in "the dark world."" "Zachary levi." "Thank you." "Hi." "November 21, 2008, is the date that may have changed the entertainment world forever." "It was the day a cultural phenomenal was born." "It was the day the movie "twilight" was released, and a generation of twihards was created." "Based on the books by Stephanie myer the film focused on the relationship between a human teenager Bella swan played by kristen Stewart and a vampire named Edward Cullen played by" "Robert pattinson, and when Bella developed a relationship with" "Jacob played by Taylor lautner, the world was divided forever." ""Breaking down part 2" will be released this fall." "These films have captured the hearts and minds of teenagers all over the world, so let's take a look at this year's ultimate choice winner, the "twilight" saga." "Who are they?" "The cullens." "How long have you been 17?" "She's not one of us." "You're beautiful." "I'll do whatever it takes to make you safe." "Are you afraid?" "I'm not scared of you." "You really shouldn't have said that." "How long I've waited for you." "I love you." "I promise never to put you through anything like this ever again." "Bella, I'm not going to ever hurt you." "I promise." "Bella!" "We're trying to protect you from vampires." "I'm going to fight for you until your heart stops beating." "Don't make me choose." "Kill me." "Not him." "You would give up your life." "For someone like us." "Welcome to the army." "They're coming." "Marry me, Bella." "I know how this ends." "And I'm not sticking around to watch." "Including this year the "twilight" films have won 41 teen choice awards." "Breaking down part 1 is this year's choice romance and kristen Stewart is your choice actress in a movie romance." "Please welcome the winners of the 2012 ultimate choice award, the stars of the twilight saga, kristen Stewart, Taylor lautner, and Robert pattinson." "Thank you." "This award especially is an extreme honor, and it really is a true testament to all the support you guys have given us over the years." "It's amazing to me that you guys are still around and just as strong." "Just as loyal." "So thank you." "We owe this -- we owe everything to you guys.." "Can I give this to the audience?" "Not a I don't appreciate it." "Thank you, guys, so much." "It's been an amazing five years." "Thank you." "Here is the star" "Victoria justice and from TV's" ""glee"!" "Every teen has aspirations of what they want to do one day, but a lot of teens feel they are a little bit different or don't fit in sometimes." "They may lack self-defense and motivation." "One way is to be inspired by the other teens, and the accu view inspire award goes to a person whose life is an inspiration." "Here is last year's recipient, demi lovato!" "Cheers and applause I was so honored to receive this award last year, and what a year it has been." "I'm excited to give this award to another inspiring teen celebrity who uses her power to make a difference in the world." "This year's accu view inspire award goes to Miranda cosgro she is the star of the hit series "icarly," has been in" ""school of rock" and has released hit singles and toured the country performing her songs, yet she is committed to giving back, and she's an advocate for young people and a champion for education." "She is truly leading by example by continuing her own education as a freshman at usc." "I'm so thrilled to present this year's accu view inspire award to Miranda cosgrove." "Thank you." "Wow." "Thank you so much." "This means so much to me." "I just want to say thank you so much to accu view and to teen choice." "And I think anyone can be an inspiration in their own way." "I've definitely been inspired by all the amazing people I've met through the different charities I've worked with over the last few years, and I felt really lucky that I've met so many amazing kids that have overcome cancer and other rlly difficult situations." "And I want to dedate this award to them." "Thank you." "Announcer:" "These welcome two more winners tonight, your choice male TV star of the summer and choice TV actress in a comedy Tyler posey and lea Michele." "We just want to say thank you so much." "Thank you to all the gleeks out there who voted for me." "I'm so excited." "Thank you so much." "Thank you, the fans." "We love you." "We won an award." "I won an award for my first time, so I'm very excited." "Tonight we're here to settle an age-old debate." "Who do youhinks cooler?" "Vampires or werewolves?" "Werewolves of course." "I don't know about that, Tyler." "Werewolves come out once every full moon, but vampires suck blood every night." "Who thinks vampires are cooler?" "Let me hear it." "Thank you." "Oh, yeah." "Well who thinks werewolves are cooler than glee club members?" "Oh, my gosh." "You just seriously went there." "I had to go there." "And now I'm going here." "The nominees for choice female artist are." "And your choice female artist is Taylor sw" "thank you so much." "This has been such an amazing year, and I want to say thank you to some people that were involved in some really cool projects I got to be a part of this year." "I want to thank everybody involved with "the hunger games"" "and being a part of that soundtrack was so much fun, and t bone Burnett, Mason Chapman, everybody that had a part in the lorax, and the fact that you guys voted for me for this, this" "is a really huge award, and I'm so excited, and I just feel so honored that I get to have you guys in my life." "I'm so happy right now." "Thank you so much." "And thank you to teen choice for giving teens a chance to vote for something because I love getting these." "Thank you so much." "She's a recording artist and the star of "good luck Charlie, bridgit mendler." "With the teen choice award winner last year, Shane west." "So simply put our next former is one of the biggest stars in the world." "He's more than a success." "Before tonight he won over 7 awards." "Tonight he adds four more to that total." "It could only be Justin bieber." "Never let you go I'd never let" "ladies and gentlemen!" "Thank you." "Give it up for Justin bieber." "Thank you." "Now he's won 12 more teen choice awards in three years." "From me, thank you so much." "Thank you so much to all my fans." "I just want to say this album has meant the world to me." "I spent so much time on it, and I hope that it was everything that you guys waited for." "I hope you're playing it over and over again, and this is just a reminder to everybody in here, believe." "Believe." "She's already won five awards giving her a total of 20, the most ever bea female, Taylor swift." "The Harry Potter films, the star wars movies, lord of the rings, Batman, spiderman and avatar." "We love being transported to worlds other than our own." "It is the brilliance of the actors and actresses that make those movies so popular." "Here are the nominees." "And your choice movie actor in a Sci-Fi or fantasy movie is Josh hutcherson!" "Yeah!" "This is awesome!" "This is really cool." "I've always wanted to own my own surfboard, so now I have one." "First of all I want to thank Suzanne Collins for creating "the hunger games."" "My character, peeta is bomb." "I love him to death." "I also want to thank our director Gary Ross, and of course our entire cast from" "Jennifer and Liam to the games keepers to everybody." "You made this movie come to life, and thank you all very much." "It was awesome." "Announcer:" "Here is the nominee and the host of "hotel hell" chef Gordon ramsay and Justin kirk and crisco the monkey." "Oh, my gosh, Gordon, this is my first time on teen choice." "You've been here before." "Oh, yes." "Tell me how it goes." "Walk me through it." "So first of all, it's all about having fun, and you just read what's on that prompter over there where you see your name, and then I read my part and so on." "Yeah." "Okay." "Crystal does not see any lines for her." "No, well, she's a monkey, and she doesn't actually get lines." "You would think this that's how it goes." "She's a very acclaimed actress." "Besides being in animal practice this fall wednesdays at 8:00 on another network with me she's in hangover 2, both "night at the museum" movies, "we bought a zoo."" "Hall wonderful films, but a monkey can't really read lines." "Well, what do you want me to do?" "I'm not going to hit Gordon ramsay on fox." "All right." "Well, here's the nominees." "Choice summer music star." "And your choice summer music star group is one direction!" "One direction is also your choice music breakout group, and their song "what makes you beautiful" is your choice love song." "Now, unfortunately they couldn't be here tonight." "I'm sorry." "They're recording in London, my hometown." "Take a look at this." "Hello, everyone, at the teen choice awards." "We're sorry we can't be with you, but we can't believe you've named us the winner." "Thank you so much." "I remember it well." "They sent the surfboard out, but they have to cut it into pieces." "They're faced with a dilemma." "I need to assemble a team." "There were only four guys." "It took a while." "I mean we were all working day and night." "The inscriptions were by no means straight forward." "We didn't know what to do." "After literally miles and miles of tape and hours of hard work, we thought we had it." "Or did we?" "Again, we thought we'd beat it, but we were wrong." "But of course we got there in the end." "It's a real honor to receive this award so a massive thank you to you guys." "Thank you, teen choice." "Thank you." "To present the final award here are two more winners tonight." "She wins choice actress and will soon be seen in the word." "And he won for abduction." "Here are Zoe saldana and Taylor lautner." "You need many, many qualities to be the choice male movie star of the summer." "First you have to be a movie star." "And second you have to be a male." "All right." "So I just missed it by two." "These nominees have both those qualities and more." "And your choice summer movie star male is Chris hemsworth." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "I've got on say anything that's voted on by the fans is extra special because it's you guys that allow me to live out this childhood dream and actually call it a job, so thank you everybody who voted." "Thank you very much." "So cat has joined us on stage to help introduce our final performance." "But before I do I have some important news to announce." "Put your hands together for pauly d." "Congratulations to Kevin on "glee."" "And congratulations to demi for being the choice female music star." "Thank you guys so much." "We had you send us your viral version of "call me maybe."" "And you're not going to see the best of them incorporated into a performance." "We're going to say good night, but first let's hear it for our pauley d." "Now we're going to leave you with our choice breakout artist." "Performing your choice song of the summer "call me maybe"" "here is carly rae jepsen."