"Do not make fun!" "Kent Brockman here for the channel:" ""Storm watching the 6"" "Professor Fink, y he a scientific explanation this severe storm?" "Kent, we, um, two theories to explain this." "A:" "We are in an area very high pressure or B:" "God plays bowling." "With the balls, bowling, Shoe rental, very bad pizza cheese served in square shares." "Krusty, what is your opinion on this very bad time?" "Kent Sorry, I sold all my inthe weather jokes to Jay Mohr." "But I can make sounds funny in your microphone." "Very good." "So much for you." "Homer, do something for the leak." "Do not worry margin." "Hot Wheels to the rescue!" "The water comes from here pass line few turns S tight, the looping of death, and exit through lunge for mail." "And that is the problem of the garden." " My hamster!" "You know Homer," "I let go a lot of things, but when you can not keep the roof over your family you're really a father." "My classmates were come for a party special duties, but now my Refreshments are ruined." "I can say goodbye to college!" "It should participate in a contest this week." "It might not happen." "The teddy bear had survived three points of safety." "But he did not survive you!" "Enough is enough." "I'm going to Moe!" "Oh, it's raining outside." "It also rains inside!" "Chat seedy." "Stupid family hates Homer." "At least, it remains a place where I am always welcome." "For him, which is a good friend ..." "Oh, guys." "This is what I needed." "It's not for you big stupid." "It is a feast Lenny surprise," "Organized by closest friends." "So what does Stephen Hawkins here?" "I live here now." "I am the new owner the "Little Caesar's" down the street." "Pizza, pizza." "Pizza, pizza." "Sorry, this button jammed." "But why you not invite me?" "You could not tell you in advance t'aurais unable to maintain secrecy." "I will never ruin Lenny surprise." "Surprise?" "What a surprise?" "Well done, Homer." "Six years preparation torpedoed." "I'm sorry." "I will here m'assoir until you calm." "Homer great!" "I cook a cake in the shape of bar stool favorite Lenny and you destroy." "I see that no not want me here." "Homer Wait, do not go away." "Ok, emerges." "Who wants frosting ass?" "I do not thank you the regime of Dr. Atkins." "My family hates me." "My friends stupid me saw an evening stupid." "They are all well sorry when I invented the best soda in the world ..... and that I do sharing with anyone!" "A sign of destiny." "Finally, a bar for men who love drink, and watch sexy girls." "Welcome to Knockers, honey." "Let me know if you see something that pleases you." "You do not see the sign, perverse?" "It does not look at the enormous chests of our waitresses" "I'd like a beer, and a sympathetic ear." "I have my own problems." "I lost this eye last night." "How did I get here?" "I am the first depressed man in a bar." "I do not have any friend in the world." "Look at the size of this plate of nachos." "I have not seen all cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums in the sun." "Sun." "We share?" "It's been so long as I was not with someone knowing that I am a big selfish pig." "It was me." "Remove your hand." "I have." "My name is Ray," "Ray Magini." "Ray, you who know me better than anyone, how can I regain love my wife?" "No idea" "I'm no marriage counselor." "Just a roof repairer certified and sworn." "Ray, are you help me fix my roof?" "Of course, but on one condition." "You gotta help me what finir pitcher of beer." "I am not mistake in the addition?" "Now, my first act as President ..." "Deal!" "In my new buddy." "Now we need a favorite song." "Any played by the jukebox." "Ok" ""Let me ca again" "Once is never enough ... "" "The next song." "Yes, that's what I meant." " Yes, absolutely." "Homer, I awake with an owl eating a mouse on the pillow next to." "I want to say 6 weeks more for this fall." "It means that you must repair the roof." "Do not worry darling," "I found a Roofer tonight." "And you can never guess where." "Knockers on Highway 98." "How do you know?" "I'm medium." "I do not know if I want a roofer who frequent bars." "You're right margin." "I should look for a road in scenes open to poets, where yoga retreats." "Tape me five." "I have values." "I will tape five for nothing." "Ray will get typed five." "You better be type five with the roof." "Yeah, Mom!" " Zing!" "Go children, will visit grandfather." "After that, we take the dog In the V-E-T-O ... then we will make emmenera Bart C-I-R-C-O-N-C-I-R." "I'll say what it is when will finish." "Hi Homer." "Oh, Ray." "You came at a time we set!" "This is what I love you with Homer, t'impressionne anything." ""Impressionistic"." "What word gigantic!" "I will try in the dictionary." "It will require much work." "Tell me, do the roof was in good condition when you bought the house?" "I have not really checked." "I bought this house for the view." "One day this bowl is overflowing, and I will be there." "it was just time to make a quick visit to grandfather" "So when it feels like, on leaves." "It should smell remains." "Please, on the called elderly." "Oh, look!" "A dog?" "What a pleasant surprise." "I'll spoil." "You can keep your dog?" "Please?" "Keep my dog?" "Until when?" "Not too long ago, until they die." "Well, he looks happy here." "In addition, studies on Older people have shown that the company may animal slow the inevitable decline of ..." "Yeah, okay, thank you." "Why would not you annoy other people?" "Sorry, friend." "No problem." "Accidents happen." "One, two, three, four." "I declare war nails!" "That's why I 'm embarked on the roof." "Homer." "Ned, you okay?" "Yes, but not my mower can not get lower." "I was wrong." "This is Ned Flanders." "There is one in every neighborhood." "Sorry, I gotta go." "It said that my kid tried something." "Too bad it will end like this." "Goodbye, Ray." "Bye." "He made the turn." "I see him again!" "Homer!" "You baves on the battery clothes for the poor." "And why the hole in the roof is even greater?" "Do not worry." "Ray will return one minute to another." "It is six hours." "It will not come back." "This is a bad toiturier and a liar." "Hey, pay attention to what you say about it." "I think Ray could be the best." "The good what?" "My new best friend." "We think the same way, we act in the same way, one ends sandwich the other." "I want nothing hear about Ray." "Tomorrow morning you go buy a few shingles and you repair this roof alone." "Ray does not like it." "You're not married to Ray." "Ben if I had been, it would had children greatest." "I'm sure everything the world is happy with Petit Papa Noel for love." "I bet they all behave as young now" "As in these pubs for laptops that everyone hates." "He became one of them." "You want a small bone?" "It would be better off bring you back at home." "Come Lisa." "Once Derrick is finished." "Name of God ..." "You know it's bad." "It was also from that dog long as I can remember." "What dog?" " Who are you?" "If only I knew." "You know, son, my father often took me Johnson to the hardware." "The old Johnson knew repair anything." "When they built this place, he hanged." "Oh, sorry son." "I wanted you give me the stack of tiles the top shelf." "Hey, Ray is here!" "Hi, Homer." "Look, I just get a package of shingles." "What there actually in the box?" "I am truly sorry not to be back yesterday." "I hope we're still friends?" "Of course that is." "If you want to." "I want, if you want you too." "Listen, let me take a bit of equipment, and then I just directly repair your roof." "Dad, you remember when t'avais said that if I used a chainsaw unattended I hurt?" "You were wrong." "I hurt someone else." "I have 45 minutes for me prepare for the ball promo." "What are you doing?" "Why do you not repair the roof?" "I do not." "Ray will be there one minute to another." "I'm tired of hearing about this stupid Ray." "Which, incidentally, I have never even met." "Just look at the I painted portrait of him." "How do you think I was going react when you painted it?" "More or less this way." "Homer, just dinner." "Is it that you have provided enough for Ray?" "Ray will not come!" "It will come!" "His truck will turn at the intersection." "Just. now!" "Now!" "Now!" "Now." "Now." "Homer, I know where is Ray." "Oh, God thank you." "Where is he?" "Tell me." "My heart, your friend Ray is in your head." "Ray falls not in my head." "It is a human being." "You have to understand ..." "Ray does not exist." "If it exists." "It does, and when it come here, we'll play well." "You'll see." "We'll laugh ..." "Laugh!" "What ..." "What's happening?" "Where are my shoes?" "Get all the debates you want, Homer." "There's nothing you can do." "Why ..." "Excuse us a moment." "What am I doing here?" "Let me go." "There you go when you leave admit that there is no Ray Magini." "Well, I admit." "Help me, Ray!" "Appears and the terrace!" "Homer, no Ray never seen except you." "But it is not true, Bart saw at the store." "No, I have not seen Dad." "I saw you in the process to talk alone." "Flanders, you saw Ray on the roof with me!" "Sorry, Homer." "You gonna say I'm Ray-tea because I do not think seeing." "Ned, you doing?" "There must be someone who has seen, someone who does not hate me, not like Flanders and Bart." "Wait." "The bartender's Knockers." "I called this bar Large breasts." "The bartender said that you were alone." "Ray is the result of your imagination, Homer." "You feel alone and rejected then you've created." "And voila proof." "Ray is a Magini anagram of "imaginary"." "My subconscious is a genius." "Well, all this was very convincing, and ..." "It is right there!" "Come on, nobody can see?" "If only they could look from my point of view ..." "I'm afraid it requires electric shocks." "Electric shocks?" "The technical term is electro-convulsive therapy." "Well, it's a big difference." "Turn me, doc." "When you take the juice you can take my turtle?" "I want to bring back to life." "and what is dead?" "I do not know." "She died when I found it." "Homer, It is fair to bite inside, not for eating." "Sorry." "Give me one that did not taste so good." "It was a rubber covered with Vaseline." "Margin, mark it as it can buy." "It is high time starting this treatment." "How you doing, dear?" "Much better." "You see someone that is not there?" "No, just you, Marge and Yogi Bear." "I kidding!" "I see that your sense of humor is not affected." "It is a very bad sign." "Real." "Not real." "Real." "Real." "Sorry, but recent Homer Historical evidence shows" "Robin Hood that has not existed." "Fascinating!" "The children, you you can relax." "Your father is good shape now." "Dandy and in good shape?" "it should Dandini slowly return over time." "Dad!" "The children, I heart you too." "I am happy to be rid this table to electric shocks." "Although to be honest, I loved lie." "Hello Homer." "It's Ray!" "I see him again!" "Kind of monster!" "You do not exist." "Nobody treats me monster and no one doubts my existence!" "The impressive power of the human spirit." "I too see Ray." "Like me." "Well, I'm not worried." "You have already agreed not to sue me." "When was that?" "When I confirmed your parking space." "You do not validated my place." "Checkmate." "Then there is Ray?" "Absolutely." "Now explore the improbable series of events which led to this fun but tragic farce." "Because of my blindfold, I do Ray could not see sitting at the bar." "All I saw was you, eating and drinking and talking alone." "And Ned, you do not see me because I was hidden behind the fireplace." "I thought that my vision was excellent." "And here j'idolâtrais fake eyeballs." "Wait." "Why have I seen talking Homer in the wind at the workshop Barn?" "Well, that ..." "I can answer that." "I filed a tear in the texture of space-time combined with pieces of metal suspension has created a black hole." "He intermediary between Homer and Bart, creating a gravitational lens which has absorbed light reflected by Ray." "... It seems possible." "Wait, there is still a something that has no meaning." "Why did you start to repair the roof to disappear next?" "It's easy, I 'm an entrepreneur." "It's true, you are all crooks." "We are all crooks, it's true." "Wait a minute." "I received a lot of pain and suffering because of a small misunderstanding." "Someone owes me something." "I could do something for you ... perhaps a free cleaning eyes." "It is a gift." "But there is something else." "Something else even more." "Homer, then I stop working?" "I have a practice tomorrow." "Not until these gutters are not clean." "So as I said Homer, Monday, 21h, on CBS." "They say they love All this guy, but I am not freelance." "What are you talking about?" "I'm just now saying, look at it as you can." "This is what time?" "On Monday, at 21h, on CBS." "And on what channel?" "CBS." "What time?" "21h." "And if I want to look, what day?" "Monday." " On Monday, 21h." "And it's on the radio?" "No, it's on television." "Monday at 21h." "On CBS." "And if I want to see, What time do I look?" "21h." "On what channel?" "CBS." "What day?" "Monday." "A radio?" "Television." "Turn on the television what channel?" "CBS." "What time?" "21h Monday." "Now if I wanted see a certain day, what would be the best day?" "It was only on Monday." "And what time would be the better to view it?" "21h." "That 21h 21:30." "So if I turn my radio 21h ..." "No radio, television." "So is Monday at 21h on NBC." "CBS." "CBS." "21h." "On the radio." "Television." "15h television." "And we finished."