"[ Squeaking ]" "[ Whooshing ]" "[ Rocket Firing ]" "[ Rocket Firing ]" "[ Hydraulics Whooshing ]" "[BreathingApparatus Hissing]" "Buzz Lightyear mission log." "All signs point to this planet as the location ofZurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere." "[ Electronic Whirring ]" "[ All Whirring ]" " [ Grunts ] - [ Laser Buzzing ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Electronic Whirring ]" " [Electronic Beeping] - [ Grunts ]" "[ Gasping ]" " [ Beeping ] - [Laughing Evilly] Come to me, myprey." "[ Continues Gasping ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[Electronic Buzzing]" "[ Screaming ]" "To infi nity and beyond!" "[ Electronic Whirring ]" "So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time." "Not today, Zurg!" " [ Cries Out ] - [ Grunts ]" "[ Laughing Maniacally ]" "[ Laughing Maniacally ]" " %% [ Game Theme ]" " Oh, no!" "No!" " No, no, no, no." " Oh, you almost had him." " I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!" " Sure, you will, Rex." " I n fact, you're a better Buzz than I am." " But look at my little arms!" "I can't press the "fi re" button and jump at the same time!" "Where is it?" "Where is it?" " Uh, Woody?" " Huh?" "[ Grunts ]" " [ Continues Grunting ] - [ Both ] Ooh." "Hang on, cowboy!" " Woody, are you all right?" " [ Grunts ] Oh." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm fi ne, Buzz." "Okay." "Here's your list ofthings to do while I'm gone." "Batteries need to be changed." "Toys in the bottom ofthe chest need to be rotated." "Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar... on what to do ifyou or a part ofyou is swallowed." " Okay?" "Okay." "Good." "Okay." " Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?" "No!" "And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute, and I can't fi nd it anywhere!" "Don't worry, Woody." "I n just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfi re with Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."" " They're called s'mores, Buzz." " Right." "Right." "Ofcourse." "Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?" "[ Sergeant ] Keep looking, men." "Dig deeper!" "Negatory." "Still searching." "The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'." "[ Sheep Bleating ]" "It's not in Molly's room." "We've looked everywhere." " I found it." " You found my hat?" "Your hat?" "No." "The missus lost her earring." " Oh, my little sweet potato!" " Oh, you found it!" "Oh, it's so nice... to have a big, strong spud around the house." " Ooh!" "[ Giggles ]" " Oh, great." "That's just great." "This'll be the fi rst year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat!" " Woody, look underyour boot." " Don't be silly." " My hat is not under my boot." " Would you just look?" "[ Groans ] You see?" "No hat." "J ust the word "Andy."" "Uh-huh." "And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat." "I'm sorry, Bo." "It's just that I've been lookin' forward to this all year." " It's my one time with just me and Andy. [ Gasps ]" " You're cute when you care." " Bo, not in front of Buzz." " [ Purrs ] Let him look." " [ Bleating ]" " Miss Peep, your sheep!" " [ Whistles ] - [ Rex Screams, Grunts ]" " This is Al from Al's Toy Barn, and I'm sittin' on good deals." " Whoa!" "Ow!" "I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now." "Whoa!" "Let's see what we got." "We got boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck" "Rex, turn it off!" "." "Someone's gonna hear!" "Which one is off?" "Buck-buck-buck!" "And that's cheap-cheap-cheap!" "So hurry on down" "For cryin' out loud, it's this one." " I despise that chicken." " Fellas!" "Fellas!" " Okay, I got some good news, and I got some bad news." " What news?" "The good news is I found your hat, Woody." "My hat!" "Slink, thankyou." "Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou." " Where'd you fi nd it?" " Well, that's the bad news." " [Dog Barking]" " Oh, it's Buster!" "[ Sergeant ] Canine alert!" "Man your battle stations!" "Let's move, move, move!" " [Buster Growling]" " Woody!" "Hide!" "Quick!" " [ Woody Gasps ]" "[ Barking ]" "[ Continues Barking ]" "[ Beeping Electronically ]" "[ Sniffi ng ]" "[ Continues Barking ]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Snarling ]" "[ Sputtering ] Okay, okay, okay." "Okay, okay!" "You found me!" "Buster, all right. [ Groans ] Hey, how did he do, Hamm?" " Looks like a new record." " Okay, boy." "Sit." " Reach for the sky." " [ Whimpering ]" " Gotcha!" " [ Shrieks ]" "[ Chuckles ] Greatjob, boy." "Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh?" " Who's gonna miss me?" "Who's gonna miss me?" " [ Panting ]" "[Woman] Andy, yougotallyourstuff?" "." "Have a good weekend, everybody." "I'll see you Sunday night." "It's in my room." " [ Barking ]" " Stick 'em up." "I guess we'll work on that later." "Hey, Woody." "Ready to go to cowboy camp?" "Andy, honey, come on." "Five minutes, and we're leavin'." "Five minutes." "Hmm." "Help, help!" "Somebody help me!" "Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!" "[Andy, Evil Voice]Never!" "Youmust choose, SheriffWoody." "Howshall she die?" "Shark, ordeath by monkeys?" "[Imitates Monkey Chittering]" " Choose!" " [Andy Imitating Woody] I choose Buzz Lightyear!" " What?" "That's nota choice!" " [Andy Imitating Buzz] To infinity andbeyond!" " I'll save you, Miss Peep." " My hero. [ I mitates Kissing ]" " [ Andy As Woody ] Thanks, Buzz." " [ Andy As Buzz ] No problem, buddy." "You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo ofWoody and Buzz Lightyear!" "Oh, no." "Andy, let's go!" "Molly's already in her car seat." " But, Mom, Woody's arm wrecked." " Oh, no." " Maybe we can fi x him on the way." " No, just leave him." "I'm sorry, honey, but you know toys don't last forever." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Gasps ]" " What happened?" " Woody's been shelved." "[Rex Gasps]" "Andy!" "[ Slinky ] Woody?" "[ Bo Peep ] Woody?" "Honey, are you okay?" "[ Andy ] Yee-hah!" "Ride 'em, cowboy!" "[ Whoops ]" "He's back?" "Hey, everybody!" "Andy's back!" "He's back early from cowboy camp!" " Places, everybody!" "Andy's coming!" " [ All Gasping, Chattering ]" "Yeah!" "**[Humming Lone Ranger Theme Song]" "Hey, Woody!" "Did you miss me?" "Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap." "Ride 'em, cowboy!" "Ohh." "I forgot." "You're broken." "I don't wanna play with you anymore." "[ Gasping ]" "No, Andy!" "No." "No, Andy!" "No!" "[ Choking ] Andy." "Andy. [ Garbled ]" "[ Voice Echoing ] Bye, Woody." "No!" "No!" "Andy!" "[ Screaming, Gasping ]" "[ Grunts, Coughs ]" "[Coughing]" " [ Continues Coughing ] - [Woody] Wheezy, is thatyou?" " Hey, Woody." " What are you doing up here?" "I thought Mom tookyou to get your squeaker fi xed months ago." " Andy was so upset." " Nah." "Shejust told him that to calm him down... and then put me on the shelf." " Why didn't you yell for help?" " Well, I tried squeaking'." "But I'm still broken." "No one could hear me. [ Wheezes ]" "[ Coughs ] Besides, the dust aggravates my condition." "[ Wheezes, Coughs ]" "What's the point in prolonging the inevitable?" "We're all just one stitch away from here to there." "Yardsale?" "Yardsale!" "Yard sale!" "Guys, wake up, wake up!" "There's a yard sale outside!" " Yard sale?" " Sarge, emergency roll call!" "Sir, yes, sir!" "Red alert!" "All civilians fall in position now!" "Single fi le!" "Let's move, move, move!" " Hamm?" "Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?" " Here." " [ Both ] Here." " Troikas." "Check, check, check, check, check." " I hate yard sales!" "[ Yelps ] Someone's coming!" "[ Gasps ]" "Okay." "Let's see what's up here." "[ Puzzle Pieces Rattling ]" "Bye, Woody." "Wheezy!" "Think, think, Woody." "Think, think, think." "Ooh-- [ Blows Raspberry, Sputters, Whistles ]" " [ Barking ]" " Hey." "Here, boy." "Here, Buster!" "Up here!" "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "Okay, boy." "To the yard sale!" "Hyah!" " [Potato Head] What's goin 'on?" "He's nuts." " His arm ain't that bad." "Don't do it, Woody!" "We love you!" "[ Woody ] Careful on the steps, now." "[ Grunting ]" "[ Buster Pants ]" "[ChildLaughing]" "Okay, boy." "Let's go." "And keep it casual." "[ Woody ] Not that casual." "[ Child Babbling ]" " [ Hamm ] Piggy bank coming through, coming through." " [ Rex ] Is he out there?" "[Buzz] There he is." " [ Woody Grunts ] - **[Man Whistling]" " [Rex]He's in the box!" " [ Hamm ] He's sellin' himself for 25 cents!" " You're worth more than that." " [Buzz]Holdon." "Holdon." "He's gotsomething." " It's Wheezy!" " [ All ] Wheezy?" "Hey, it's not suicide." "It's a rescue." " [ Woody Grunts ] - [ Wheezy Squeaking ]" "Good boy, Buster." "Hold still." "There." "There you go, pal." " Bless you, Woody." " All right, now." "Back to Andy's room." "Hyah!" " [Toys Laughing] - [Buzz] Way togo, cowboy." " [ Slinky ] Golly bob howdy!" " Woody, I'm slipping!" "[ Yells, Grunts ]" "[ChildLaughing] Mommy" " Mommy, look!" "Look at this!" " Mommy, look!" "It's a cowboy dolly!" " Hey, that's not her toy!" "[Slinky] What's thatlittlegal thinkshe's doin '?" " Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?" "Please?" "Mommy, please?" " Oh, honey." "You don't want that toy." "It's broken." " [ Mechanical Voice ] There's a snake in my boot." " [ Man Gasping ]" "Original hand-painted face." "Natural-dye, blanket-stitched vest!" "Little rip." "Fixable." "Oh, ifonlyyou had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl" "[ Gasps, Laughs Hysterically ] A hat!" "I found him!" "I found him!" "I found him!" " [ Continues Laughing ] - [Andy's Mother]Buster!" "Quiet do wn!" " Excuse me." "Can I help you?" " Yes." "You can help take his paws off my pal." "I'll give you, uh, 50 cents for all this junk." " Oh, now, how did this get down here?" " [Buzz]Handher thesheriff." "Nice andeasy." " Five dollars." " I'm sorry." "It's an old family toy." " [ Groans ] Wait!" " Nowjust walk away." "The other way." " I'll give you 50 bucks for it." " Fifty bucks ain't bad." " [Mother]It's not forsale." " Everything's for sale." " We'll trade." "You like my watch?" " Sorry." " He's safe." "Way to go!" " She showed him!" " Molly, don't touch that, sweetie." " [ Sputtering, Groaning ]" "[Potato Head] Yeah." "Go home, Mr. Fancy Car." " [Buzz]Holdon." " [Hamm] What's up?" "[Rex] Whatis it, Buzz?" " [Crash] - [Toys ] What's happening?" "What's he doing?" "I can't watch!" "Cansomeone covermy eyes?" " [Buzz]He's stealin ' Woody!" " [Rex] What?" "He can't take Woody." "It's illegal." " Where's he going?" " Do something." " Buzz!" " [ Gasping ] - [ Potato Head ] Get him, Buzz." "Where's the red jacket?" "[ Gasping, Grunting ]" "[Engine Revving]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Cries Out, Grunts ]" "Why would someone steal Woody?" "[ Grunts, Gasps ]" "[ Gasping, Grunting ]" "All right." "Let's review this one more time." "At precisely 8:32-ish," "Exhibit "A," Woody, was kidnapped." "Exhibit " B," a composite sketch ofthe kidnapper." " He didn't have a beard like that." " Fine." "Etch, give him a shave." "[Slinky] The kidnapper was bigger than that." " Oh, picky, picky, picky." " Let's just go straight to Exhibit " F."" "The kidnapper's vehicle." "Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction." " Your eyes are in backwards." "It went the other way." " Hey." "Put a cork in it." " How do you spell " F.B.I." ?" " My crime scene!" "Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, "Godspilla" ?" " I didn't know there was a crime scene." " Excuse me." "Excuse me." " A little quiet, please." "Thankyou." " Huh?" "[Mr. Spell] Lazy toy brain." " Lousy try, Brian." " What are you doing, Buzz?" "It's some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag." " Liz try bran." " It's just a license plate." "It's just a jumble of letters." "Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the tri-county area alone." " Lou's thigh burn." " [ Buzz Groaning ]" "Oh, this can't help." "Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys." "Toy." "Toy." "Toy." "Hold on!" "[Mr. Spell Beeping Electronically]" " Al's Toy Barn." " Al's Toy Barn!" "Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit." " [ All Gasping ]" " It's the chicken man!" " [Buzz] That's ourguy." " I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I'll be right there." "And we're gonna do this commercial in one take, do you hear me, because I am in the middle ofsomething really important." " [ Phone Beeps Off] - [ Chuckling Maniacally ]" "You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks." "[ Gasping, Straining ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Gasping, Grunting ]" " [Siren Blaring] - [ Gasps ]" "Andy!" "I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday." " All the way to work!" " [ Horns Honking ]" "[ Grunting ]" "What?" "Whoa!" "[ Screaming ]" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Horsey, stop!" "Stop!" "Sit, boy!" "Stop it!" "[ Screams ] Sit, I said!" "Whoa!" "Whoa." "[ Grunts ]" " Yee-hah!" " [ Cries Out ]" "It's you!" "It's you!" "It's you!" "It's you!" "It's you!" " It's reallyyou!" " What's me?" " Whoo-whee!" " [ Mechanical Voice ] There's a snake in my boot." " Ha!" "It is you!" " Please stop saying that." "Prospector said somedayyou'd come." "Sweet mother ofAbraham Lincoln!" "The Prospector!" "He'll wanna meet ya!" "[ Whistles ]" "Say " hello" to the Prospector!" " It" " It's a box." " He's mint in the box." "Never been opened." "[Pete] Turn me around, Bullseye, so I cansee." "Why, the prodigal son has returned." "Yee-hah!" "It's you!" "It's you!" "You're here!" "It's you!" "It's you!" "It's you!" "Okay." "I'm offi cially freaked-out now." "Oh, we've waited countless years for this day." " It's goodtoseeyou, Woody." " Listen." "I don't know wh" " Hey, how do you know my name?" " Everyone knows your name, Wood-y." "Why, you don't know who you are, do you?" "Bullseye?" "[ Gasps ]" "That's me." "[ Gasping ]" "Wow." "Holy cow." "**[Western-style Theme Song]" "[ Announcer ] Cowboy Crunchies, the cereal that's sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate... proudly presents:" "[ Chorus ] % Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play %" "% There'sJessie the yodeling cowgirl % -% Yodel-ay-hee-hoo %" " %% [ Chorus Yodeling ]" " Look it!" "That's me!" " % Bullseye, he's Woody's horse % - * He's asmart one*" " * Meet the oldProspector*" " Has anyone seen my pick?" "*Andthe man himself Ofcourse, it's time forSheriffWoody*" "% He's the very best He's the rootin'-est tootin'-est cowboy %" "% I n the wild, wild west %" "* Woody's Roundup **" "I can't fi nd it!" "It doesn't seem to be on any ofthese stations." " Keep looking." " You're going too slow." "Let me take the wheel." " [J umbled Audio ] - [ Rex ] It's too fast." " How can you even tell what's on?" " I can tell." " [AlSquawks] - [ All ] Stop!" "Back, back, back!" "Too late." "I'm in the 40s." "Got to go 'round the horn." "It's faster." " [ All ] Back, back!" "Stop!" " And look for the giant chicken!" "Now, Etch!" "That's where I need to go." "You can't go, Buzz." "You'll never make it there." "Woody once risked his life to save me." "I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same." "So who's with me?" "I'm packing you an extra pair ofshoes and your angry eyes just in case." "This is for Woody when you fi nd him." "[ Clears Throat ] All right, but I don't think it'll mean the same coming from me." "Mr. Buzz Lightyear, youjustgottasave mypal Woody." " [ Coughing, Wheezing ]" " I'll do my best, son." "Okay, fellas." "Let's roll." "Geronimo!" "You'd think with all my video game experience, I'd be feeling more prepared." "[ Screaming ]" "The idea is to let go." "We'll be back before Andy gets home." "Don't talk to any toyyou don't know!" "To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!" "[ TVJessie ] They don't call this the old abandoned mine for nothin', Prospector." "I reckon we oughta get outta here." "[TVPete] Where's my gold?" "Holdon." "I'll lightme a candle." "[TVPete] Where's my gold?" "Holdon." "I'll lightme a candle." "This sure is a fast-burnin' wick." "Blast us to smithereens!" "That there's dynamite!" " Holy tarnation." " I'll call for help." "% Yodel-ay-hee-hoo %" "Hey, critters, go get SheriffWoody." "Now scurry!" "[ TV Woody ] Good job, Bullseye." "I reckon the new schoolhouse is fi nally done." " [ Critters Chittering ]" " What's that?" "Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine, and Prospectorjust lit a stick ofdynamite thinkin' it was a candle, and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?" " [ Rabbit ] Mm-hmm." " Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" "You're fanning' the flames,Jessie!" "It takes brains to put out that fi re." "Yow!" "My biscuits are burnin'!" "[ Announcer ] Will Woody and Bullseye land to safety?" "Can they reachJessie andStinky Pete in time?" "Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion: "Woody's Finest Hour."" "All right!" "All right!" "Next tape!" "Hey, w-wait." "Whathappened?" "Whathappens next?" " Come on!" "Let's see the next episode!" " [Pete] That's it." " What?" " The show was canceled after that." "Wait." "What about the gold mine and the cute little critters and the dynamite?" "That was a great show!" "I mean, why cancel it?" "Two words:" "Sput-nik." "Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys." "I know how that feels." "But still, my own show." " I mean, look at all this stuff!" "." " [Jessie]Didn 'tyouknow?" "Why, you're valuable property!" "I wish the guys could see this." "Hey-howdy-hey." "That's me." "I'm on a yo-yo." "[ Chuckles ]" "Oh, hey." "Nice teeth." "And yet, still a good-lookin' guy." "Oh, it's a bank!" "Cool." "Wh-What do you do?" "You push the hat, and out co" "Oh, out come bubbles." "Clever." "Oh, wow." "Hey, what's this thing do?" "[ Laughing ] I get it." ""There's a snake in my boot."" "Oh, hey, Bullseye." "Go long!" "Go long!" "Whoo!" " %% [ Distorted I nstrumental ]" " A recordplayer!" " I haven't seen one ofthese in ages." " %% [ Fast-speed Yodeling ]" " %% [ Singing Slows ]" " Okay, now." "Slow." " %% [ Extra-slow Singing ]" " Oh, that's funny, Bullseye." "Hop on, cowgirl!" "Think fast!" "[Jessie Gasps ] Oh." " Not bad." " * It's time for Woody's Roundup *" " Whee!" " [Distorted]* He's the very best*" "[Fast-speed]* He's the rootin '-est tootin '-est cowboy--**" "Look at us!" "We're a complete set!" " Now it's on to the museum." " Museum?" " [ Record Scratching ] - [Jessie Screaming ]" " What museum?" " The museum." "We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo." " That's inJapan!" "Japan?" "No, no, no, no, no." "I can't go toJapan." "[ Chuckles ] What do you mean?" "I got to get back home to my owner, Andy." "Hey, look, look." "See?" " [ Gasps ] He still has an owner." " Oh, my goodness." "[ Hyperventilating ] No." "Can't go." "I can't do storage again." "I just can't!" "J essie.Jessie." " I won't go back in the dark!" " What's the matter?" "What's wrong with her?" " Well, we've been in storage for a long time waiting foryou." " [ Continues Hyperventilating ]" " Why me?" " The museum's only interested in the collection... ifyou're in it, Woody." "Withoutyou, wego back intostorage." " It's that simple." " It's not fair!" "How can you do this to us?" "Hey, look." "I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake." " You see, I was in this yard sale" " Yard sale?" "Why were you in a yard sale ifyou have an owner?" "Well, I wasn't supposed to be there." "I was trying to save another toy when" "Was it because you're damaged?" "Hmm?" "Did this Andy breakyou?" "Yeah, but" " No, no, no, no, no!" "It was" " It was an accident." " Imean" " Sounds like he really loves you." "It's not like that, okay?" "And I'm not going to any museum!" " Well, I'm not going back into storage!" " [Door Opening]" " [ Gasps ] - [Pete]Al's coming!" " [ Gasps ]" " Go!" "Go on,Jessie.Jessie, look at me." " Oh, oh, oh." "I promise you'll come out ofthe box." "Now go!" "Go!" "**[AlHumming]" "It's show time!" "[ Chuckles ] Oh, money, baby." "Money, money, money." "[ Laughs Evilly ] And now, the main attraction." "%% [ Resumes Humming ]" "[ Gasps, Screams ] No!" "His arm!" "Where's his arm?" "Oh... no." "No, no, no, no!" "What am I gonna do?" "I know." "I know." "[ Muttering ] Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Pick up the phone!" " [ Man ] Hello?" " It's me." "It's Al." "I got an emergency here." " Well, I'm busy." " Yes, we're all busy." "Look." "It has to be tonight." " [ Man Responds, I ndistinct ]" " All right." "All right." "But fi rst thing in the morning." "[ Screams ] It's gone!" "I can't believe it!" " My arm is completely gone!" " All right." "Come here." "Let me see that." " [ Gasping ]" " Oh, it's just a popped seam, easily repaired." " You should consideryourself lucky." " Lucky?" "Are you shrink-wrapped?" "I am missing my arm!" "Big deal." "Let him go." "I'm sure his precious Andy... is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll." "Why,Jessie, you know he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition." "It's a dangerous world out there for a toy." "[Owl Hooting]" "[ Gasping ]" "[ Chuckles ]" "All right." "Nobody look till I get my cork back in." " Good work, men." "Two blocks down and only 1 9 more to go." " What?" " [ All ] Nineteen?" " Are we gonna do this all night?" " My parts are killing me." " Come on, fellas." "Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?" " [ All ] No." " No." "And did he give up when you threw him out ofthe back ofthat moving van?" " Oh, you had to bring that up." " No, he didn't!" "We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!" " **[ "Star-SpangledBanner"]" " Now let's move out!" "[ Announcer ] And that concludes our broadcast day." "[ Static ]" "[ Snoring ]" "[ Snorting ]" "[Crunching]" " [Crunching] - [ Gasps ]" "Bullseye." "Bullseye, go, go, go, go." "Oh, tsk." "Come on." "You don't wanna help me." "I'm the bad guy." "You're gonna go back in storage because of me, remember?" "J ust go." "Bullseye-- [ Sputtering ] All right." "All right." "But you have got to keep quiet." "Come on." "Over here." "Attaboy." "Okay, Bullseye." "Upsy-daisy." "[ Continues Snoring ]" "[ Muffled Grunting ]" "[ Chuckling ]" "Psst." "Bullseye." "Cutit out." "Stop it." "Psst." "Stop it, Bullseye." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Stop it." "[Rumbling]" " [ Burping ] - [ Groaning ]" "[ Gagging ]" "[ Exhaling ]" "[ Snorting ]" " Phew." " [Remote Clicks]" " % Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play % - [ Gasping ]" "No, Offi cer!" "I swear." "[ Muttering ] What?" "[ Gasps ]" "[Gasping, Muttering]" "Uh" " Oh." "Get in there." "There you go." "Cheap case." " Where is the remote?" " **[Theme Song Continues]" "Where is the remote?" "[Grunting]" "Why don't Iputitin thesameplace every ti" " Oh, here itis." "[ Yawning ]" "[ Muttering ]" "[Door Closing]" "What is your problem?" "Look, I'm sorry I can't help you guys out." "Really, I am." "But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that." "What?" "You think I did that?" "Oh, right, right." "The TVjust happened to turn on, and the remote magically ended up in front ofyou!" " You calling me a liar?" " Well, ifthe boot fi ts" "Say that again." "[ Enunciating ] Ifthe boot fi ts." "Okay, cowboy." " Yah!" " [ Grunting ]" "Howdoyoulike that?" "Take itback!" "Take itback!" "Don't thinkjust 'cause you're a girl, I'm gonna take it easy on you." " [ Screams ]" "Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once." " [ Cries Out ] - [ Gasps ]" "I don'tknow how that television turnedon, but fi ghting about it isn't helping anything." " If I had both my arms" " The fact is, you don't, Woody, so I suggest you just wait until morning." " The cleaner will come, fi x your arm" " And then I'm outta here!" "Oh, no, no." "Bullseye, don't take it that way." " It's just that Andy" " Andy, Andy, Andy." "That's all he ever talks about." "[ Sighs ]" "Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?" "May I remind you that some of us are carrying over six dollars in change?" "Losing health units." "Must rest." " Is everyone present and accounted for?" " Not quite everyone." " Who's behind?" " Mine." "Hey, guys." "Why do the toys cross the road?" " Not now, Hamm." " Oh, I love riddles." "Why?" "To get to the chicken on the other side!" "[ Laughs ]" " [All Whooping] - [ Rex ] The chicken!" " Oh, well." "We tried." " We'll have to cross." " What the" " You're not turning me into a mashed potato." " [ All Gasping ]" "I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is." "There must be a safe way." "[Buzz]Okay." "Here's ourchance." "Ready." "Set." "Go." "[ Whimpering ]" "Drop!" " [ Air Hissing ] - [Horns Honking]" "[ Buzz ] Go!" "[ Buzz ] Drop!" "I said "drop"!" " [ Horns Honking ] - [ Buzz ] Go!" "[ Mumbling ]" "[ Buzz ] Drop." "[ Horn Honking, Tires Squealing ]" "[Buzz]Go." "That went well." "[ Horns Honking ]" "Good job, troops." "We're that much closer to Woody." "[Honking Continues]" " [ Ringing ]" " Oh, thank goodness you're here." "Is the specimen ready for cleaning?" "So, uh, how long is this gonna take?" "You can't rush art." "[Bellowing]" "[Wheels Squeaking]" "[Slinky]Oh, no." "It's closed." "We're not preschool toys, Slinky." "We can read." " [ Doors Mooing ] - [Man]Hey, Joe, you're late." " We 'vegot a ton oftoys to unloading the back." " All right." "All right." " I'm comin'." "I'm comin'." " All right." "Let's go." "[ Rex ] But the sign says it's closed." "No, no, no, no." "All together." "Now!" " [ All Grunting ] - [ Doors Mooing ]" "[ Giggling ]" "Whoa, Nelly!" "How are we going to fi nd Woody in this place?" "Look for Al." "We fi nd Al, we fi nd Woody." "Now move out!" " Woody?" " Woody." "[ Motor Pumping ]" "[ Air Hissing ]" "There you go." "[ Chuckles ]" "He's for display only." "You handle him too much, he's not gonna last." "It's amazing." "You're a genius." "He's just like new." "[ Gasps ]" "Wow." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Whistles ] I could use one ofthose." "You know, they make it so you can't defeat Zurg unless you buy this book." "It's extortion." "That's what it is." "Hey, I always thought the golden sector was the only-  [ Screams ] - [ Hamm ] I thought we could search in style." "Nice going there, Hamm." "So how about letting a toy with fi ngers drive?" "Am I really that fat?" "[Whistles]" " [ Grunting ]" " Ow!" " What are you doing?" " You're in direct violation ofCode 6404.5, stating all space rangers are to be in hyper-sleep... until awakened by authorized personnel." " Oh, no." " [ Grunts ] You're breakin' ranks, ranger." "Buzz Lightyear to Star Command." " I've got an AWOL space ranger." " Tell me I wasn't this deluded." "No back talk!" "I have a laser, and I will use it." "You mean the laser that's a light bulb?" "[ Laser Humming ]" "[ Gasps ] Has your mind been melded?" "You could've killed me, space ranger." "Or should I say "traitor" ?" " I don't have time for this." " Halt!" "I orderyou to halt!" "[ Both Grunting ]" "Listen to me." "Listen." "Wait." " We've been down this aisle already." " We've never been down this aisle." " It's pink." " Face it." "We're lost." " [ Hamm ] Back it up." "Back it up." " [ All Giggling ]" " **[Beach]" " What a great party!" "Howlowcanyougo?" "Howlowcanyougo?" "[ Giggling Continues ]" "Excuse me, ladies." "Does anyone know where we might fi nd the Al ofAl's Toy Barn?" "I can help." "I'm Tour Guide Barbie." "Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography." "Thankyou." "I'm a married spud." "I'm a married spud." " I'm a married spud." " Then make room for the single fellas." "[ Barbie ] To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle." "Developed in 1 967, the original series had 1 6 cars, including the Corvette." "I beg your pardon, ma'am, but where's Al's offi ce?" "Please hold all questions until the end ofthe tour." "Thankyou." "[ Screams ] It says how you defeat Zurg!" "Look!" "Hey, get this outta here, "geek-osaur."" "Excuse me, sir. [Gasps]" " [Potato Head]Look out!" " Stop, stop, stop!" "[ All Yelling ]" " [ Rex Whimpering ] - [ Hamm ] Turn into the spin, Barbie!" "[ Screams ] My source of power!" "No!" "Come back!" "[Yells ]Hey!" "Wait up!" "Hey!" "Come on!" "Slow down!" "Dinosaur overboard!" "Slow down!" "[ Cries Out ]" "Remain seated, please." "[ Recites I n Spanish ]" "Ow!" "Listen to me." "Listen to me." "You're not really a space ranger." "You're a toy." "We're all toys." "Do you hear me?" " Well, that should hold you till the court martial." " Letmego!" "You don't realize what you're doing!" "And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle." "Back in 1 995, shortsighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand." " Hey, Buzz!" " Halt!" "Who goes there?" "Quit clownin' around and get in the car!" "Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!" " You do?" " Come on." "I'll tellyou on the way." "No, no, guys!" "You've got the wrong Buzz!" "You've got the wrong Buzz!" "Say, where'd you get the cool belt, Buzz?" "Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue." "No!" "[Flash Popping]" " [ Al Chuckling ] It's like printing my own money." " [Phone Ringing]" " Yeah?" "What?" " [ Man Speaking, I ndistinct ]" "Oh, oh." "Mr. Konishi." "Yes, uh, I have the pictures right here." "I n fact, I'm in the car right now on my way to the offi ce to fax them to you." "I'm going through a tunnel!" "I'm breakin' up!" "Oh, wow!" "Will you look at me?" "It's like I'm fresh out ofthe box!" "Look at this stitching!" "Andy's gonna have a hard time ripping' this!" "Hello!" "H-Hi!" "Hello!" "Great." "Now you can go." "Well, what a good idea." "[Pete] Woody, don'tbe madatJessie." "She's been through more than you know." "Why not make amends before you leave, huh?" "It's the leastyou can do." "[ Groans ] All right." "But I don't know what good it'll do." "Hey." "Whatcha doin' way up here?" "Thought I'd get one last look at the sun before I get packed away again." "Look,Jessie." "I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back." "I'm still Andy's toy." "Well, ifyou knew him, you'd understand." "See, Andy's a real" "Let me guess." "Andy's a real special kid." "And to him, you're his buddy, his best friend." "And whenAndyplays withyou, it's like even thoughyou're notmoving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you." "How did you know that?" "Because Emily was just the same." "She was my whole world." "[Woman] * Whensomebody lovedme*" "* Everything was beautiful*" "* Every hour wespent together*" "* Lives within my heart*" "*And whenshe wassad*" "* I was there to dry her tears *" "*And whenshe was happy so was I*" "* Whenshe lovedme*" "* Through thesummerandthe fall*" "* We hadeach other That was all*" "*Justshe andI together*" "* Like it was meant to be*" "*And whenshe was lonely*" "* I was there to comforther*" "*AndIknew that*" "*She lovedme*" "[ Both Giggling ]" "*So theyears wentby*" "* Istayedthesame*" "* Butshe began to driftaway*" "* I was leftalone*" "*Still I waitedfor the day*" "* Whenshe'dsay*" "* I will always loveyou*" "* Lonely andforgotten*" "* Inever thoughtshe'dlook my way*" "*Shesmiledatme andheldme*" "*Justlikeshe usedto do *" "* Likeshe lovedme*" "* Whenshe lovedme*" "* Whensomebody lovedme*" "* Everything was beautiful*" "* Every hour wespent together*" "* Lives within my heart*" "* Whenshe lovedme**" "You never forget kids like Emily or Andy." "[ Whispering ] But they forget you." "Jessie, I-I didn't know." "J ust go." "Howlong will itlast, Woody?" "Doyoureally think..." "Andy is gonna take you to college or on his honeymoon?" "Andy's growing up, andthere's nothingyou can do aboutit." "It's your choice, Woody." "You can go back, oryou can stay with us and last forever." "You'll be adored by children forgenerations." "Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?" " Hey, Woody, are you in here?" " Nah." "This one's empty too." " Woody!" "Woody!" " Woody!" "Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?" " Why, no, I haven't." " Hey!" "He was talkin' to me!" " No!" "He was talkin' to me!" " Why, you-  [ Both Grunting ]" " You see, all along, we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate, but in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows." "To the left and in the shadows." "Got it." "[AlSpeakingJapanese]" " Someone's coming." " Everyone take cover." "It was a big pileup, but I don't want to boreyou with the details." "Yes." "Now, let me confi rm your fax number." " [ Man ] 01 1 -- [ Continues ] - 01 1 ." "Wait." "That's a lot of numbers." "No." "I got it." " It's him." " The chicken man." " Funny, he doesn't look like poultry." " [ Slinky ] That's the kidnapper, all right." "A kidnapper!" "An agent ofZurg if I ever saw one." "[ Grunting ]" "And the piéce de résistance!" "I promise the collection will be the crown jewel ofyour museum." " It's Woody!" " Now that Ihaveyourattention," " imagine we added another zero to the price, huh?" " [ Man Speaking, I ndistinct ]" " I'll pay anything you want." " Yes!" "Yes!" "You got a deal!" "I'll be on the next flight toJapan!" "Quick." "I nto the poultry man's cargo unit." "He'll lead us to Zurg." "Move, move, move!" "[ Sputtering ] Don't touch my moustache!" "[ Scatting Happily ]" "[ Grunts ]" "[AlSpeaking, Indistinct]" "Rich, rich, rich, rich!" "[ Laughing Maniacally ]" " [ Gasps ] - %% [ Humming Happily ]" "[ Grunts ]" "%% [ Continues Humming ]" "[ Groans ]" "[ Groans ]" "Huh?" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Doors Mooing ]" "[ Radar Buzzing ]" "[ Growls ] Destroy Buzz Lightyear." "Destroy Buzz Lightyear." "Destroy Buzz Lightyear." " [ Rex ] Ha!" "He didn't take the bag!" " No time to lose!" "[ Grunting ]" "He's ascending in the vertical transporter." "All right, everyone." "Hang on." "We're gonna blast through the roof." " Uh, Buzz?" " To infi nity and beyond!" "What are you?" "I nsane?" "We're wasting time." "Stand still, Godzilla." " [ Grunting ]" " I don't understand." "Somehow, my fuel cells have gone dry." " [ Screams ] - [ Chuckles ]" "[ Laser Buzzing ]" "[ Laser Stops ]" " [ Bell Dings ]" " Blast." "He's on level 23." "How are we gonna get up there?" "Maybe ifwe fi nd some balloons, we could float to the top." "Areyoukidding?" "Isay westack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza." "How about a ham sandwich..." "with fries and a hot dog?" " What about me?" " You can be the toy that comes with the meal." "Troops!" "Overhere. [Grunts ]" "[ Grunting ]" "J ust like you said, lizard man." "" I n the shadows to the left."" "Okay." "Let's move!" "Mission log." "Have infi ltrated enemy territory without detection... and are making our way through the bowels ofZurg's fortress." "You know, I think that Buzz aisle went to his head." "[ Slinky ] Oh, no." "Which way do we go?" "This way!" "[ Potato Head ] What makes you so sure?" " I'm Buzz Lightyear." "I'm always sure." " [Motor Whirring]" "We've been detected." "The walls!" "They're closing in!" "Quick!" " Help me prop up vegetable man, or we're done for." " Hey!" "Put me down, you moron!" "Guys, look!" "It's not the walls!" "It's the elevator!" "Come on." "We've got no time to lose." "Everyone grab hold!" " [ Hamm ] What?" " [ Slinky ] Huh?" "[ Hamm ] Uh, Buzz, why notjust take the elevator?" "They'll be expecting that." "[Rex]Hey, Buzz!" "Stop!" "Slowdo wn!" "To overnight six packages toJapan is how much?" " [ Woman Speaking, I ndistinct ]" " What?" "That's in yen, right?" "Dollars?" "[ Groans ] You are deliberately taking advantage... of people in a hurry, you know that?" "All right. [ Sputtering ] I'll do it!" "All right." "Fine." "I'll have the stuff waiting in the lobby, and you'd better be here in 1 5 minutes," " because I have a plane to catch, do you hear me?" " [Door Closing]" "Whoo-hoo!" "We're fi nally going." "Can you believe it?" "[ Laughs ] That's custom-fi tted foam insulation you'll be riding in, Bullseye." "First class all the way!" "You know what?" "I'm actually excited about this." "I mean it." "I really am!" " And why shouldn't you be?" " Yee-hah!" " Whoa!" " % Swing your partner do-si-do %" " Look at you, dancing cowboy!" " Look!" "I'm doin' the box step!" "[ Woody Laughs ]" "[ Grunting ]" "Uh-oh." "Hey, heads up down there!" " Whoa!" "Pork bellies are fallin'." " Hey, how much farther, Buzz?" "[ Grunting ] Halfway there." "[ Groaning ] My arms can't hold on much longer!" "[ Toys Crying Out ]" "[ Grunting ] Too... heavy." " Oh!" "What was I thinking?" "My antigravity servos!" " [ Hydraulic Whirring ]" "Hang tight, everyone." "I'm going to let go ofthe wall." " What?" " He wouldn't." " One" " He would." " Two-- - [ All Protest ]" " Three!" " [ Toys Screaming ]" "[Toys Landing, Grunting]" "To infi nity and beyond!" " Approaching destination." "Reengaging gravity." " [ Hydraulic Whirring ]" "[ Laser Buzzing ]" " Area secure." "It's okay, troops." " [ All Moaning ]" "The antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily." "Now let's move!" "Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back." "How 'bout givin' me a little intro there,Jessie?" "I ntroducing the high-ridin'-est cowboy around" " You forgot "rootin '-tootin '-est"!" " [ Giggles ]" "The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est cowboy hero ofall time," "SheriffWoody!" " Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around these parts?" " [ Snorts Laughter ]" "Nary a bit, not with SheriffWoody around." "Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "This is great!" "Okay!" "The bandits got the critters tied up in the burning barn, and now for the best part!" "Help us!" "The barn's on fi re!" "I've got ya, critters." "No need to worry." "Woody saves the day again!" " Yee-hah!" " Now, where's my trusty steedBullseye?" "Ihave to ride off into thesunset" " Oh!" "Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" "[ Grunts ]" "[ Groans, Chuckles ]" "[ Giggling ] W-W-Watch it." "Wait." "I'm ticklish, okay?" " Oh, you are?" " No, no, no." "Cut it out." "Stop it." "Stop it." " No, please." "No, no." "Stop!" "Stop!" " [ Laughing ]" "[ Laser Buzzing ]" "Mission log." "Have reached Zurg's command deck, but no sign of him or his wooden captive." " [Woody]Please, no!" " That's Woody!" " [ Howling ]" " This way!" "[Woody]Please, please, no!" "[Potato Head]Buzz, canyousee?" "What's going on?" "[Tickling, Protests Continue]" " [Jessie] Take that!" " [ Potato Head ] To the left." "No, your left." " Take it up higher." " [Buzz] What's happening?" "Oh, it-it's horrible." "They-they're torturing him." " [ Gasps ] What are we gonna do, Buzz?" " Use your head!" "But I don't wanna use my head!" "[ All Screaming ]" " [ All Moaning ]" " What's going on here?" "Buzz, guys!" "Hey, how did you fi nd me?" " Watch yourself!" "." " [ Slinky ] We're here to spring ya, Woody!" " [ Yelling ]" " You heard of kung fu?" "Well, get ready for pork chop." "Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!" "[ Snarling ]" "Holdit, now!" "Hey, you don't understand!" "These are my friends!" " Yeah, we're his friends!" " No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!" " [ Growling ]" " Hey, stop it!" "Leave him alone, springy dog!" "Hey!" " Grab Woody, and let's go!" " Fellas, hold it!" "Buzz, put me down!" " Quick!" "To the vent!" " They're stealing him." " [Pete]No!" " [ Woody Yelling ]" " Hold it right there!" " Buzz?" " You again?" "Woody!" "Thank goodness you're all right." "Buzz, what is going on?" "Hold on." "I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge ofthis detachment." " No, I'm Buzz Lightyear." "I'm Buzz Lightyear!" " I am Buzz Lightyear!" "So, who's the real Buzz?" "I am!" "I am!" "Don't let this impostor fool you!" "He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move." "[ Gasps, Chokes ]" " [Continues Gasping] - [ All ] Buzz!" "I had a feelin' it was you, Buzz." "My front end just had to catch up with my back end." "Will somebody please explain what's going on?" "It's all right, space ranger." "It's a code 546." " [ Gasps ] You mean it's a" " Yes." " And he's a-- [ Gasps ]" " Oh, yeah." " Your Majesty." " [ Chuckles ]" " Woody, you're in danger here." "We need to leave now." " Al's selling you to a museum-  inJapan!" " [ Chuckling ] I know." "It's okay, Buzz." " I actually wanna go." " What?" " Areyou crazy?" "Look, the thing is, I'm a rare SheriffWoody doll, and these guys are my Roundup gang." " What are you talking about?" " What am I talking about?" "Woody's Roundup !" " What are you talking about?" " What am I talking about?" "Woody's Roundup !" "Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star." "See?" "Now look." "Look!" "Look atme!" "See?" "That's me!" " This is weirding' me out." " Buzz, it was a national phenomenon." "There was all this merchandise thatjust got packed up." "Oh, you should have seen it." "There was a record player and a yo-yo-- Buzz, I was a yo-yo!" " "Was" ?" "Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go." "Nah, Buzz." "[ Sighs ]" "I can't go." "I can't abandon these guys." "They need me to get into this museum." "Without me, they'll go back into storage-- maybe forever!" "Woody, you're not a collector's item." "You're a child's plaything." "You are a toy!" "For how much longer?" "One more rip, and Andy's done with me." "And what do I do then, Buzz?" "Huh?" "You tell me." "Somewhere in that pad ofstuffi ng is a toy who taught me... that life's only worth living ifyou're bein' loved by a kid." "And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy... because I believed him." "Well, you wasted your time." " Let's go, everyone." " What about Woody?" "He's not coming with us." "But-But Andy's coming home tonight." "Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him." "I don't have a choice, Buzz." "This is my only chance." "To do what, Woody?" "Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again?" "Some life." " [TV Woody]Is everybody okay?" " [TVJessie]SheriffWoody!" " Iknewyou'dmake it!" " Now, remember, deputies, the real treasures are yourfriends andfamily." "Before Igo, kids, I want toshare somethin 'special withyou," " for the times I'm notaround." " Good going, Woody!" "I thought they'd never leave." "[TV Woody Singing] * You'vegota friending me*" "% You've got a friend in me %" " Woody?" " * You'vegot troubles*" "% Well, I've got 'em too %" "% There isn't anything I wouldn't do %" " * We stick togetherand see it through 'cause* - [ Sighs ]" "* Yougota friending me*" "% Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am %" "* Biggerandstronger too* Maybe." "% But none ofthem will ever love you %" "* The way I do It's me andyou, boy*" "*Andas theyears go by*" "* Ourfriendship will neverdie*" " [ Sighs ] What am I doing?" " * You'regonnasee it's ourdestiny**" " Buzz!" "Wait!" "Wait!" " Woody, where are you going?" "You're right, Prospector." "I can't stop Andy growing up." "But I wouldn't miss it for the world." " No!" " Buzz!" " Yes?" " Yes?" " I'm coming with you!" "[ Gasps ] Wait!" "Wait-wait-wait-wait." "I'll be back in just a second." "Way to go, cowboy!" " Hey, you guys" " Come with me." " What?" "Andy will play with all of us." "I know it!" "Woody, I-I-- I don't know." "I" "Wouldn't you give anything just to have one more day with Emily?" "Come on, Jessie." "This is whatit's all about: to make a childhappy." "And you know it." "Bullseye, are you with me?" "[ Chuckling ] Okay, good boy." "Prospector, how 'bout you?" " [Metallic Thud] - [ Gasps ]" " [Jessie]Prospector?" " You're outta your box!" "I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures." "Wait a minute." "You turned on the TV last night, notJessie." "Look, we have an eternity to spend together in the museum." "Let's not start off by pointing fi ngers, shall we?" " Youreally are Stinky Pete, aren'tyou?" "Prospector, this isn't fair." "" Fair" ?" "I'll tell you what's not fair:" "spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelfwatching every other toy be sold." "Well, fi nally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!" "Buzz." "Help, Buzz!" "Guys!" "It's too late, Woody." "That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you." "His name is Buzz Lightyear." "Whatever." "I've always hated those upstart space toys." "[ Grunting ] It's stuck!" "What do we do?" " Should I use my head?" " [ Grunts, Gasps ]" " [Rumbling]" " It's Al!" "[ Gasps ]" "Look at the time." "I'm gonna be late!" "Oh, fi gures." "I can't miss this flight!" "I've gotta pack." "All right." "Let's see." "Uh, wallet, keys, tickets, uh, passport, beefjerky-- very expensive over there." "Shower!" "[ Sniffs ] Oh, I can skip the shower." "Ijustgottaget outta here now!" "[Mutters Indistinctly]" "Quick!" "To the elevator!" " [ Buzzing ]" " Hurry." "I can hear it coming." "[ Gasps ]" "So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear-- for the last time." "Aah!" "It's Zurg!" "Watch out!" "He's got an ion blaster!" "[ Moans ]" "[ Bell Dings ]" "Quick!" "Get on!" " [ Gasps ] - [ Whimpers ]" "The emergency hatch!" "Come on!" "[ Whimpers, Yells, Moans ]" "[ Groans ]" "Huh?" " Come on!" "Hurry!" " [ Whimpers ] But Buzz is in peril!" "[ Recording, Repeating ] Buzz" " Buzz-- Buzz" " Lightyear to the rescue!" "[ Muttering ]" "Surrender, Buzz Lightyear." "I have won." "I'll never give in." "You killed my father!" "No, Buzz." "I am your father." "Noooo!" "[Sighs Impatiently] Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[ Whimpers ] Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along!" "You just need to believe in yourself!" "." "[ Gasps ]" " Prepare to die!" " [ Whimpers ] I can't look!" "Wh-Wh-Whoa!" "[ Yelling ]" "I did it." "I fi nally defeated Zurg!" "Father." "[ Gasps, Grunts ]" " [ Bell Dings ]" " Ah, fi nally!" "[ Toys Grunt ]" "[ Door Slams, Engine Starts ]" " [ Horns Honking ]" " How are we gonna get him now?" "Pizza, anyone?" " Go, go, go!" "[ Grunts ]" " Igotit!" " Buzz, are you coming?" " No, I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad." "Good throw, son." "That's my boy." "Go long, Buzzy!" " Oh, you're a great dad." "Yippee!" " Farewell." " Does anyone know how to drive?" " Slink, take the pedals." "Rex, you navigate." "Hamm and Potato, operate the levers and knobs." "Whoa." "Ohh." " Strangers." " From the outside." " Oh, no." " He's at a red light!" "We can catch him!" " Maximum power, Slink!" " [ Engine Revs ]" "Whaa!" "It turned green!" "Hurry!" " Why won't it go?" " Use the Wand of Power." " [ Gears Grinding ] - [ Tires Squealing ]" " [ Screams ]" " Ooh!" "Ow!" "Ooh!" " Rex, which way?" " Left!" "No, no!" "I mean right!" "That's right!" "No, I mean left!" "Left is right!" "Buzz, he's turning left!" "He's turning left!" " Oh, oh, boy!" " [ Gasps ]" "Whoa-oa-oa-oa!" "Oh, I seriously doubt he's gettin' this kind of mileage." "Go right!" "To the right!" "Right-right-right-right!" " Whoa!" " [ Gasps, Groans ]" " You have saved our lives." "We are eternally grateful." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Whatever." "[Woman OverP.A. ] The whitezone is forimmediate loadingandunloading" "Noparking." "Guys, we can't park here!" "It's a white zone!" "You have saved our lives." "We are eternally grateful." " Finalboarding call forFarEastAirlines..." " There he is!" "flight 451 to Tokyo,:all confirmed passengers mustboardat this time." "[Man OverP.A. ]Passenger Twitch, passengerLeon Twitch, pleasepick up" " Youhavesavedourlives." "We are eternally grateful." " Willyoujustleave me alone?" " [Rex]Oh!" "Someone's coming!" " [Girl]Ooh, apuppy!" "Uh, bark-bark-bark-bark." "Bark-bark-bark-bark-bark." "Listen, flyboy." "The contents ofthat case are worth more than you make in a year!" " You got that, sport!" "You be careful!" " I understand, sir." " Doyouhave a "fragile"stickerorsomething?" " Don't worry, sir." "Ihada box ofcookies once that came back as crumbs!" " The Mystic Portal!" " Oooh." "Once we go through, wejust need to fi nd that case." "[ Gasps ]" "[Toys Screaming]" "[ All Groaning ]" " Ow!" "There's the case!" " No, there's the case!" "You take that one!" "We'll take this one!" "[ All Grunt ]" "Whoa-oa!" "Buzz!" "Buzz, my back end's goin' to Baton Rouge!" " Slinky!" " [ Panting ]" "Here we come, Woody!" "Woody, here we come!" "Woody!" " [ All Groan ]" " Nice flash though." "[ Panting ]" "[ Panting ] Okay, Woody, let's go!" " [ Grunts, Groans ]" " Take that, space toy." "Hey!" "No one does that to my friend!" "[ Grunts ]" " [ Yells ]" " Your choice, Woody." "You can go toJapan together or in pieces." "If he fi xed ya once, he can fi x ya again." "Now get in the box!" " Never!" " Fine!" " [ Gasps ] - [ Yells ]" "[ All Shout ]" " No!" "Aaah!" " Gotcha!" "Idiots!" "Children destroy toys!" "You'll all be ruined, forgotten!" "Spending eternity rotting in some landfi ll!" "Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime." " Right over there, guys!" " [ Whimpering ] No." "No!" "No!" "[Woman OverP.A. ] AtlanticAir flight eight... is nowarriving" "[ Girl ] Look, Barbie." "A big ugly man doll." "Ooh, he needs a makeover." " [ Whimpering ]" " Hi!" "You'll like Amy." " [ Gasps ]" " She's an artist!" "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Mother ] Come on, hon!" "Happy trails, Prospector." " Buzz!" "Woody!" " Help us out here!" " [ Gasping ]" " Hurry!" " Oh, no.Jessie!" "Come on!" " Oh, Woody!" "[Jessie Screaming ]" "Jessie!" "[ Whistles ]" "[ Grunts ] Come on, Buzz." " Yah!" " Ride like the wind, Bullseye!" "Hey-howdy-hey!" "Giddyap!" "[ Buzz ] Come on, Bullseye!" "Yah!" "Buzz, give me a boost!" "[ Grunting, Panting ]" " Oh!" "Ohh!" "Oohhh!" " Woody!" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Grunts ]" " Here's the rest!" " [ Panting ] Ah!" "[Glass Tinkling, Shattering]" "[ Panting, Grunting ]" "Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight." " Woody!" " Come on,Jess." "It's time to take you home." " But... what ifAndy doesn't like me?" " Nonsense!" "Andy'll love you!" "Besides," " he's got a little sister." " He does?" " Why didn't you say so?" "Let's go!" " Whoa!" "[Man]Holdit!" "There's a couple more bags coming from the terminal!" "Okay." "On three." " One, two" " Too late!" "Put 'em on the next flight!" " This is bad." " How are we gonna get outta here?" " [Latch Clicks]" " Over there!" "Come on!" "[ Grunting ]" " You sure about this?" " No!" "Let's go!" "[ Both Gasp ]" " [ Yelling ]" " Hold on, Woody!" " [ Ripping Sound ] - [ Yelling ]" " What's a cowboy without his hat?" " Buzz!" " [ Engines Accelerating ] - [ Whimpering ]" "Buzz!" "Buzz, get behind the tires!" "[ Panting, Grunting ]" "Jessie, let go ofthe plane!" " What?" "Are you crazy?" "J ust pretend it's the fi nal episode of Woody's Roundup." "But it was canceled!" "We never saw ifyou made it!" "Well, then, let's fi nd out together!" "[ Both Screaming ]" "Oh-oh-oh." " We did it!" "We did it!" "We did it!" " [ Laughing ]" " Nice ropin', cowboy." " That was defi nitely Woody's fi nest hour!" " [ Laughing ]" " Your hat, partner." " Hoo-hoo!" " [ Engines Roaring ]" "Let's... go home." "Yee-hah!" "[ Panting ]" "%% [ Hums Lone Ranger Theme ]" "Hey, Woody!" "Woody?" "Oh, wow!" "New toys!" "Cool!" "Thanks, Mom!" "It's BazookaJane and herjet-propelled horse!" "[ MakesJet Sounds ]" "Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg has stolen my space cows!" "[Continues, Indistinct]" "Andy, come on, hon." "Time togo." " Hey, you fi xed Woody!" " Yeah." "Glad I decided not to take him to camp." "His whole arm might have come off." "Well, what do you know?" "Yee-hah!" "Oh, Bullseye, we're part ofa family again!" "Hmm?" "Uh, m-ma'am, I, uh-- [ Clears Throat ]" "Well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair." "Uh, " hairful" ofyarn." "It's, uh" " Whoo" " Uh-  [ Clears Throat ] I must go." " Well, aren't you the sweetest space toy I ever met?" "[Barking]" " What's that?" "Bark-bark?" " [ Barking ]" "This fella says he needs to go out for a little private time." "That critter needs help!" "% Yodel-ay-hee-hoo %" " [ Grunts ] - [ Barks ]" "Ooh, ooh, oh" " Hey, Rex, I could use a hand over here, buddy." "I don't need to play-- I've lived it!" " No-no-no-no!" "Oh, nuts!" " [ Clicks Channel ]" "[ Weeping ] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn." "We've got the lowest prices in town." "Everything for a buck-buck-buck." "[ Sobbing ]" "Well, I guess crime doesn't pay." "Oh, Andy did a greatjob, huh?" "Nice and strong!" " I like it." "Makes you look... tough." " [ Giggles ]" " [ Smooching ] - [ Laughing ]" " You have saved our lives." "We are eternally grateful." " [ Groans ]" "You saved their lives?" "Oh, my hero!" " And they're so adorable!" "Let's adopt them!" " Daddy!" " Oh, no." " [ Squeaking ]" "Wheezy, you're fi xed!" "Oh, yeah." "Mr. Shark looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker." " And... how do you feel?" " Oh, I feel swell." "I n fact, I think I feel a song comin' on." "%% [ Big Band ]" "[ Robert Goulet's Voice ] % You've got a friend in me %" "% You've got a friend in me %" "% You just remember what your old pal said %" " * Babe, you'vegota friending me* - [Barking]" " [Giggling] - * Yeah, you'vegota friending me*" "Come on over." "Oh, youaresuch a big girl." "Andy, you think she's ready to drive the caryet?" " Yeah, and I can teach her." " [ Barking ]" " You still worried?" " About Andy?" " Nah." "It'll be fun while it lasts." " I'm proud ofyou, cowboy." "Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company... for infi nity and beyond." "% You're gonna see it's our destiny %" " % You got a friend in me % - % Yes, you do %" " * You'vegota friending me* - * That's the truth*" "* You'vegota friend*" "% I n me %%" "Yeah!" "% WOODY'S ROU N DU P RIGHTHEREEVERYDA Y*" "* WOODY'S ROU N DU P COME ON, IT'S TIME TO PLA Y*" "* THERE'SJESSIE THE YODELING COWGIRL *" "**[Chorus Yodeling]" "* BULLSEYE HE'S WOODY'S HORSE* HE'S A SMA RTONE." 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