"What are you doing now, Viggo?" "I need to piss." "That's the third time since Faberg." "Spending the whole trip going to the toilet now?" "What the hell is that?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "There's nobody here." ""Oliveoil",it  sayshere." "It's not  olive oil ." "Oh ... booze." "I have chosen to call this course "Second Chance"." "This is because that's just what you will get here today." "A second chance to get to know   what we now call "Norwegian society."" "We have with us a multicultural resource teacher:" "Sigrid Haugli." "Thanks for the nice words..." "Will he be on the course?" "Yes, he was enrolled at the last minute." "Then it only remains to say good luck with the course and enjoy!" "So, can we now turn to page 3 of the book, yes? Eh ..." "I think maybe we should concentrate on  just questions relating to today's chapter in the book." "Hope you've thought carefully about this." "A good taxi driver has a natural instinct for good business." "And this is good business." "Shit!" "We gotta go!" "My piercing!" "I must have caught it in something!" "Fuck!" "I got it off my girlfriend for Christmas!" "ldiot!" "Get in the car!" "Viggo!" "Sigrid?" "Can I just ..." "Yeah, come in..." "I just wanted to inform you all about some leisure activities." "On Mondays, it's theatre sessions at The Rainbow." "Exciting!" "On Thursdays, it's self-defense courses for minority women." "That's what I'll take care of." "And the icing on the cake, next Wednesday is the big skating day." "Are we looking forward to it?" "Yes..." "Aren't we?" "Yeah..." "Of course we are!" "Great." "Thank you." "Then we'll talk a little about how we greet in Norwegian." "Hey." "My name is Sigrid, and I come from Lillehammer." "What?" "What's he saying?" "My brother says it is forbidden to shake a woman by the hand." "Yes..." "I think maybe it's time that we took a little break " "And we can continue with greetings afterwards." "You should sign up for the skating course." "Hello." "My name is Yusuf." "We don't have to shake hands if you don't want to..." "What a fucking idiot not keeping the cargo locked up!" "Please." "Please." "Damned dego, The booze was worth 300,000@" "What the hell is this?" "Have we been robbed by old women?" "I think it must be a guy who like to dress up." ""When will the bus come?" "The bus is coming now."" "It's so easy." "What good is a Norwegian course when you have to do your homework yourself?" "Hey, guys." "Hello." "Is that a proper jacket?" "It never goes out of fashion." "Well ... whatever floats your boat!" "Now, I have a surprise for you." "A bar owner I know has gone bankrupt." "I have 30 boxes of this here out in the car, if you're interested." "Cheers." "It's normally 200 a bottle, I think." "So... 150. 100?" "100." "Must have at least 100 for this." "Ok." "Fuck it, then." "50 Is great. 50." "Yes." "Cheers." "Have you thought about who will be the health and safety manager?" "What is that?" "It's... union stuff." "This isn't legal work..." "Glad you brought it up." "Johnny?" "It's a cop who wants to talk to you." "Now?" "Yes, right away." "I was just wondering about my next gig... Yes." "We had an agreement with the previous owner to play a concert here once a month." "You;ve probably seen the posters up around here..." "Yeah, should be at least one poster up somewhere." "Geir-Elvis." "No, no." "Geirrrr-Elvis." "Did you get any answers to background check on Giovanni Henriksen?" "It was a bit strange." "There were large gaps in his recprds." "He says he is American, but I think he looks Middle Eastern." "It's probably just some incorrect data." "Not like he was Elvis, either." "CentraltoU-05." "U-05 receiving." "Armed robbery at  DnB Bank on the Beech Market." "Fivemenwithmachineguns ." "Ok." "We are on the way ASAP." "Wait." "Wait a minute!" "Finally some action!" "Wait, I said!" "Wait!" "Didn't that branch close down this spring?" "Yup." "Just kidding." "All's quiet here..." "This isn's a bloody game!" "Stupid kids!" "When you're in town, it's okay to have a pepper spray." "But there are some techniques that I'll teach you." "Now I'm a defenseless minority woman, and you're an aggressive drunk." "Now I'm doing this..." "Now grab me from behind." "And I turn around and take you down." ""Oh no, my pepper spray, I dropped it..." And bam!" "Now I'll tickle you." "Take two minutes, girls." "No." "I can't do that." "Jelena?" "Svetlana?" "Can you come here a sec?" "Hi." "Hi." "Can I get two kebabs?" "Well done." "I was watching thatÉ Could you..?" "What's the problem, buddy?" "What's he saying?" "My brother says the series does not show respect for the Arabs." "Showing no respect for Arabs?" "Let me tell you something, buddy." "Here in Norway we have the Constitution." "It says that I can watch whatever TV series I want." "What?" "Is there a problem here?" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Can not you just make me my kebabs?" "Don't stand here and argue with me, dammit!" "Tell him that I can send down the health authorities and have this shop closed down!" "Racist!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "What is going on here?" "He's going all Mullah Krekar on me!" "Go and sit in the car." "Now." "Quickly!" "I'm sorry." "I'm very sorry about this." "It's okay." "He's not normally like this." "You have to deal with your temper." "Okay?" "Now eat." "What can I help you with?" "I lost my piercing." "I'm looking for a new ring." "Ok." "Just wait a second, let me ask my boss." "Here in Lillehammer we appreciate our friendships." "Since you liked our moonshine" "I thought that we could give you a little do it yourself package." "It's a guaranteed money maker." "There you go." "It's fun isn't it?" "Yes." "Come to me." "Come, come, come, come." "Come on, let's make a conga!" "Come on!" "Speed up!" "The conga's on the go!" "What do you think? I've ordered some food for the evening course." "Will you help me? I was thinking about the concert." "Maybe we could change the song order." "We could start with "Hound Dog"." "Do uoou think tht's a good idea, then?" "Oh fuck ..." "I've gotta call you back." "Damn, I knew it!" "Look!" "Look over here!" "Ouch!" "Oh!" "Are you okay?" "Where does it hurt?" "Wait, wait." "I've got bandages, I've got gauzes, I've got everything." "You need to stand in the queue..." "Yes." "Give me your name and number, then." "Sigrid Haugli, 1/23/73, 41444." "What is the problem here?" "I think I have a broken leg." "It's up to the doctor to decide that." "HmmÉ there's something wrong here." "I need to get your number again." "You can't just walk in!" "Wait! ErmÉ I'm on my lunch break..." "I forgot to get Jonah from school." "Have you had enough now?" "Brat!" "Have you had enough now?" "Hah!" "Brat!" "Hey!" "What is going on here?" "Now look what you've done!" "He's really upset... We've talked about this so many times!" "Finn?" "Finn." "Cheers!" "Thank you for helping me with Jonas today." "Yes, yes, yes." "Thank you for your help, that is." "Ok ..." "Yes." "Hey." "Torgeir Lien." "General Manager." "Girls, where are you from? Managing Director, Tor ..." "I'm coming, dammit!" "Hi ..." "Howdy." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Fucking psycho!" "You should be sectioned, the whole gang!" "Shh." "What the hell have you done with our booze?" "!" "I don't know about any alcohol!" "He's lying, right?" "Yes." "I know that he's lying." "Holy shit, you'll fucking regret this!" "You're so fucked, you asshole!" "You're going to fucking regret this!" "Give me the pliers!" "Here you go." "Get his finger!" "No, no, no!" "Hello?" "Isanyonethere?" "Get the women away, damn it!" "It's closed here now." "We're here to work." "You don't have any work here now." "Help!" "Help!" "What are you doing to him?" "I said get out!" "Fucking stupid bitches!" "Come on!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Yes?" "Hey!" "We'vebeenrobbed!" "Theytooktheboozeandmoney andeverything Everyfuckingthing!" "Laila?" "Do you have a minute?" "No, unfortunately." "No time right now." "I'm on to something really interesting here..." "Can it wait?" "I've got an interview." "Yes, but it'll only take ..." "Laila Hovland." "Mariann Aass." "Yes, yes, yes, Laila ..." "You look good." "Dropped a few pounds?" "No." "Quite the contrary." "Didn't you lose your license last year?" "No, no, no." "That was just a mistake." "You realize that I'm starting to suspect money laundering here?" "I can easily start to look into it all over againÉ" "What is it?" "You have to come." "We are  not  done here." "Listen, Mariann." "Don't keep asking me questions..." "Look here..." "Suleyman Bhatti, terror suspect on the run in Scandinavia." "Giovanni Henriksen." "And here, Photoshopped a little, remove his mustache and beard." "You see it now?" "Giovanni Henriksen Suleyman Bhatti." "No." "You've definitely been watching too much "24"." "No, no, no." "Look..." "Yesterday I saw Giovanni Henriksen with some Arabs, they had some packages..." "Domestic terrorists, I'm sure of it!" "Did you sleep here last night?" "Whatever." "My uncle worked a case in department 73, he knowsall about this stuffÉ it's not far fetched!" "Look, just go home and rest a little." "Thank you for today." "Can't we call in department 73?" "Go home, Geir!" "Sorry about that." "One of them hangs out in the diner on avenue 13..." "We can't get him while he's inside." "Are you totally blind?" "What is it with you?" "Stop talking to me in English!" "Stop playing idiot!" "Where is the rest of your gang?" "Go fuck yourself!" "You're bluffing." "You're bluffing, right?" "Come on!" "Stop being crazy!" "You really hyperventilating now." "It's important to breathe properly!" "There's nothing to worry about..." "The old ski slope works just fine." "For fuck's sake." "Please." "Get me off the slope." "Please!" "Yeah, I'll get you off this slope ..." "Did you hurt yourself?" "It's a decent length, but it's not the easiest to use." "Yes." "I agree." "Please ..." "Not more." "Ok?" "Name, identity number, address and a signature." "Sorry, Roy." "Goingunpunished." "This here ... it has consequences." "We do not do business with a dirty thief." "It's not just about booze now." "Don't you see that? Capiche?" "Damn, you're not seriously considering it? If I can offer my advice?" "This man has some very interesting perspectives." "Ok." "I'll give you that." "Seriously?" "Look at the state of me!" "I thought I would die when they threw me off Lysgardsbakken." "This jacket's not too much is it?" "No, it's... fine." "I like it." "I just wanted to say thanks for the flowers and the invitation tonight." "I can't make it though." "I have a meeting at school about Jonas." "Yessir." "WhatcanI get foryoutoday?" "Two gin and tonics, please." "Stylish jacket." "Thank you." "Ditto." "25." "I'm." "Hit me." "Raise you 25 -50." "High-low." "I'll see you." "Arne ..." "Huh?" "No-one here's called a taxi... This is only half the money." "You should be glad you have friends with a little more brains than yourself." "Cheers." "We made ten times more than you thought!" "No." "Friends should never pay for drinks." "How's the moonshine set-up working? Hey, hey!" "What in God's name is going on? I thought the house would explode." "No problem, we'll be off then." "Wait just a minute!" "You have to check this!" "There are other people living around here too!" "I'm the sheriff here, and I insist that go in and check! I want to see that Photoshop image you made of Bhatti again..." "Now you see ..." "Let's have a look..." "You're fucking right..." "What did I say?"