"[Betty] Previously on Ugly Betty:" "You're under arrest for the murder of Fey Sommers." "I know who killed Fey Sommers." "It was me." " Henry!" " Henry!" " Hi." " Betty, this is my girlfriend, Charlie." "Oh, Ignacio, why can't all men be like you?" "Ignacio..." "You are going to fire Daniel and make me editor in chief, right?" " He's my brother, Willie." " He is the enemy." "I've kind of realized he's not." " That's The Chin?" " [Betty] Yep." "[Grace] An attorney told me the case isn't as strong as they're leading everyone to believe." " Witnesses saw a blue Aston Martin." " [Daniel] Blue Aston Martin?" "OK, Betty, we're all done." "So now, these new wires are a different gauge." "So they might feel a little strange to you and to anyone who's kissing you." "Oh, Dr. Farkas, nobody's kissing me." "Come on." "There must be someone special." "Well, there was a guy, but he has a girlfriend." "So, uh, how's it feel?" "It was tough at first, but now I'm happy we're all just friends." "No, I meant the braces." "Oh, um, duh..." "Fine." "You're comfortable with this?" "Lt'll probably hurt to chew at first, but I'll have a milkshake for lunch." "Meant being friends with the guy and girlfriend." "Oh, the milkshake will help that, too." "[Sighs] That was great." "OK, now you're supposed to say something." "Oh, yeah, that was good." "Sorry, I'm going through my morning meetings in my head." " Wait, you're not gonna make me spoon?" " No." "But you are gonna make me breakfast, and then I have to get to work." "A woman who likes sex three times a night and doesn't want to cuddle." "Where have you been all my life?" "Well, after you stood me up in college, I closed my heart off emotionally, threw myself into work, substituting it for passion." "Just a rhetorical question." " I know." " Never gonna forget that, are you?" "I'm not." "I might even bring it up when I talk to your mother." "You're talking to my mother?" "Her testimony is important to your father's defense." " You can't talk to her." " Why not?" "She's gone." "She sort of had a relapse after my father went to jail." "She kinda just took off." "Could be anywhere." "Technically, this is kidnapping." "You're not blindfolded in a trunk, Mother." "This is a deluxe suite in the Grand Regent." "It doesn't even have a park view." "I might as well be tied to a chair having my ear sliced off." "For your own good." "You can't talk to our lawyer." "You drink and say stupid things." " You mean confess things." " You're not confessing anything!" "Can we at least tell Alexis the truth, that her father is not a murderer?" "It doesn't matter." "She hates him." "He's her father." "The only reason she came back was to put him away." "Alexis and I are finally getting along, but she'd turn on me if she found out I hired Grace Chin to defend him." " Come on." " This is some family." "You're not to talk to or call anybody." "Claire Meade has disappeared, OK?" "In fact, I gotta change your name at the front desk." "Brandy Shaloo." "Did you just pull that out of thin air?" "It's come in handy." "Betty!" " Oh, hi." " Hey." "Um, how was your weekend?" "Oh, it was so nice." "We just stayed in, ordered take-out, watched a bunch of movies." "Yeah." "Vin Diesel can do anything." "Sounds fun." "I, um..." "got a new shower curtain." "I like your haircut." "First New York haircut!" "I didn't take off much, because Henry likes it long." "So, I don't know if you're free tonight, but..." "Just ask her!" "We're throwing a birthday party for Charlie." "Oh, it's your birthday." "First New York birthday!" "Lots of firsts." "Yeah, I know it's really last minute, but we'd love it if you could make it." "I mean, if you're not busy." "[Charlie] You have to come." "So far it's his dorky friends from accounting, and they get drunk and talk about W-2s." "Well, it is tax season." "Please come." "We need our Betty." "I've gotta run." "OK, bye." "Listen, you don't have to come if it's weird." "Weird?" "No, no." "Why would it be weird?" "Lt'll be fun." "I need tax advice anyway." "Good." "I'm glad." "So bring those receipts!" "[Marc] Your boobs are totally perky today." " I looking for Amanda Tanen?" " Who wants to know?" " Ooh, a package!" "I'm Amanda!" " No, no!" "I'm from Oswald Lorenzo's studio." "He wanted to give this to you." "You are his new muse." "Enjoy." "He's the "it" designer for those actors who you recognize but don't know the name." " Like "What's-her-name?"" " And "that guy."" "Wait, how do you know Oswald Lorenzo?" "Well, we met at the Jil Sander party last night." "He was totally worshipping me." "I mean, I get it, because I was the hottest girl there." "But there was this skank who was trying to horn in." "And I was as nice as I could be." "Out of the way, skank!" "She was a cow." "She's one of those women who just hates other women." "Enough with the vagina monologue!" "Open it!" "What the hell is that?" ""To my muse." "Enjoy 'The Amanda.' Love, Oswald."" "He named a dress "The Amanda!"" "How sweet." "He made you a big silver rubber." " Jealous it's not in your size?" " A little." "Now try this." ""Viennese Chocolate Dream." It's European." "Mmm..." "Fancy." "That's what I like about you, Nacho." "You enjoy the finer things." "You know what all these international flavors remind me of?" "We haven't talked about my green card in a while." "We got time." "Your court date's not for weeks." "Now, will this be my preliminary hearing?" "Mmm!" "Why does this Hazelnut Symphony always make me want to dance?" " Come on, Nacho." " Constance..." "Mama wants to shake it!" " Please!" "There's no music!" " Oh, there's music on these lips, baby." "No!" "I can't!" "There's kids in the house!" "And I have a heart condition." "See?" "Medicine." "Luigi Testa has designed a new line of lingerie for women." "Rumor has it that they are wooing the notorious panty shunners" "Lohan, Spears..." " Hi there." "A little peace offering." " Hmm." "An Hermes scarf." "Pretty." "I'm sure my cleaning lady will love it." " Willie..." " Sorry, did we have an appointment?" "I know I'm just Creative Director, but I still have a very full plate." "Look, I wasn't counting on any of this, but Daniel he turned his back on our father for me." "I have to at least give him a chance." "I understand." "Oh, I never noticed what big man-hands you have." "... Bradford Meade's relationship with his former lawyer." "Taking over the case is size-two legal eagle Grace Chin." "[Grace] Mr. Meade is a pillar of society, a loving father and husband..." "What the hell?" "Didn't know?" "That's your father's new lawyer." "Lucky man." "She's never lost a case." "I guess things aren't working out as either of us planned." "Tasty." "Looks like you showed her who the alpha diva was." "I'm glad she's giving her brother a chance, 'cause I assure you, he's going to disappoint her." "We'll make sure of it." "Lady, you give me chills." "Excuse me." "Orthodontist?" "He's always a little too generous." "I don't even know what this is for." "Somebody has a crush on you?" "[Daniel] What the hell is that?" "It's an Oswald Lorenzo. "The Amanda."" "I almost forgot." "Grace Chin called last night after you left." " Needs to talk to you." "It's important." " Yep, I already saw her." " When?" " This morning." " Didn't you have a meeting?" " Yeah, before that." " Weren't you at the gym?" " After that." " But the breakfast was at..." " Betty!" "What's with the third degree?" "I'm sorry, I just get very involved in your schedule." "You got a hair." "I was standing next to Michelle from Photo in the elevator." " Hasn't she been on maternity leave?" " OK!" "I'm sleeping with Grace Chin." " Are you happy?" " What?" "You can't let anyone know, especially Alexis." "I won't." "But Daniel, do you really think this is a good idea?" "No, it's a terrible idea." "I mean, I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did." "And it was fun." "I'll cool it off before the trial starts." "You're giving me that "I'm disappointed in you" look again." " I'm sorry, it just happens." " Look, I like her, OK?" "We just got the new Malandrino collection in." "Pick something out." "Grace will like that." "This is the third piece he's sent." "Serious pain in my ass." " I'd understand if they were shagging." " They're not!" " They are!" " They're not!" " They are?" " I said they're not!" "You say that like they are!" "Oh, they are!" "I'm such a terrible liar!" "Look, you have to promise me, you can't tell anybody!" "Of course I won't." "But you can see how a missing dress could be quite the scandal, what with all the murders and sex changes going on in that family." " [Henry] There you are." " Oh, hey." "I thought you might need a map to Charlie's party." " In the West Village, hard to find." " Great, thanks." " Sure." "Well, I'll see you later." " OK." " Oh, hi, Christina." " Yeah, I'm here." "Here the whole time." "What?" "OK, look, I know what you're thinking, but they're my friends." "You're going to his girlfriend's birthday party?" " Betty, he broke your heart." " No, he didn't." "Oh, really?" "Right." "This one here was, "Why doesn't he love me, Christina?"" "This one, "She took him away from me, Christina!"" "And this one was "Make her go away, Christina!"" "No." "This one is gum." "Betty, why would you do this to yourself?" "Because I don't want to lose Henry as a friend." "I'm an adult." "I can rise above this." "Fair enough, but don't go alone." "Get a date." " Who?" "It's tonight." " I don't know." "There must be someone." "Well, this is a surprise." "[Betty] I need to come back in, Dr. Farkas." "My wire snapped." "OK, great, I'll see you in an hour." "Do it." "Fast." "[Daniel] I don't think we should be following a postpartum depression piece" " with a layout on baby doll dresses." " We have a big problem!" "OK." "Crazy time begins around 1:00." "We're in the middle of a meeting now." "It's about our father." "Excuse me." "[Alexis] Grace Chin has never lost a case!" "OK." "Well, is that so bad?" "Do you want him to spend his life in prison?" " He's a murderer!" " [Sighs]" "What's going on with you?" "Did you know about this?" "No, of course not." "I don't even know this Grace Chin woman." "Alexis, he is still our father." "Before you buy him a set of golf clubs, let me remind you he's the one that made you feel worthless, drove our mother to drink hand sanitizer, and told me he'd rather see me dead than in a dress!" "The man is a monster." "Juicy." " That is one angry she-male." " What?" "What did I miss?" "Uh-oh!" "I would've told you." "So you snapped your wire eating a bagel?" " Yep." " Was the knife still in it?" "You're funny, Dr. Farkas." "And you have really good breath." "Oh, it's part of the job requirement." "That, and trimmed nose hair." "Oh, yeah, yep, that's good too!" "OK, we're all done here." "So can I trust you to be a little more careful this time?" "I'll try, but you might have to have dinner with me to make sure I don't eat anything too dangerous." "Maybe I will." "There's a lot of dangerous food out there like apples." "And carrots." "And corn on the cob." "Are you asking me out?" "Not if you don't want to." "I don't know, maybe you do." "I..." "I do." "Yeah, I'd love to." "Sure." "[Groans] None of this will work." "We can't use the Dior." "Sharon Stone wore it to the Globes." "Please, she's over 40, like anyone was even looking." "But isn't she aging well?" "There is nothing more admirable than a handsome woman." "Stop stressing, Marc." "You'll lose even more hair." "Where is the Catherine Malandrino?" "Uh... uh..." "I don't know." "You don't know?" "That's not like you." "You know where everything is." "Yep." "I think, maybe, it was signed out." "The only one who can sign anything out is the creative director or the editor in chief." "Did I sign it out, Marc?" " No, you did not." " Oh, I think it might have been Daniel." " Daniel." "Really." "Why?" " I've no idea." "Well, maybe I should call your little friend Betty." "She'd love to hear how you helped deliver the evidence to put her boss's father in prison." " You can't keep doing this to me." " You're right." "I can't." " Hello, Betty?" "It's Wilhelmina." " OK, OK." "Good hair today." "Daniel gave it to Grace Chin as a gift." "He said he doesn't know her." "Why would Daniel be giving her clothing?" "I could understand if..." "He's sleeping with his father's lawyer." "Oh, that Daniel does not disappoint." "[Laughs and sighs]" " Papi?" "Are you in here?" " Grandpa?" "[Ignacio] Shh!" "Are you alone?" "What is going on?" "I have been calling you for two hours." "I unplugged the phone." "Constance keeps calling." "Won't leave me alone." "I like her." "She gave me a dollar to call her "Grandma."" " Justin!" " OK, Papi, you're hiding in your house from your caseworker." "This is nuts." "What's nuts is my caseworker is stalking me." "She danced with me and then tried to kiss me!" "You mean you and Grandma?" "What?" "I wanted the dollar." "This is crossing over to a scary place." "You've got to report her." "I'm not." "I'm gonna keep her happy until my court date." "Don't put out the bait unless you want the fish to eat." "And that's a lot of fish." "What can I do?" "I'm not in a position to say anything." " [Constance] Yoo-hoo!" "Nacho!" " Papi, let me talk to her." "I called Grace's office, she's picking up a witness at the Grand Regent." "Wait!" "What?" "The Grand Regent." "No, no!" "Call them back!" " Find out where they're going!" " What's the big deal?" "She's going to talk to Brandy Shaloo!" "Who?" "[Wilhelmina] He's been lying to Alexis about helping Bradford." "Boinking the lawyer is just icing on the cake." " Yummy." " Too gay." "Now, I want you to follow Daniel everywhere he goes." "If you get me proof of the affair, I can pit Alexis against him." "They'll be so busy taking each other down, they won't even notice you taking over." "Oh, fly, my pretty." "Fly!" "You thought "yummy" was too gay?" "[stutters]" "[Grace] So how long was your husband having the affair with Fey Sommers?" "Let's see, when was that MC Hammer guy hitting the scene?" "[Grace] I had those pants." " Oh, crap." " [Daniel] Isn't this a coincidence?" "Hi, Mom!" "Welcome back from wherever it is you've been." "How did you ever find her?" "Called her home and her housekeeper said she was at The Grand Regent." "I may have told Magdalena about Brandy Shaloo." "Grace said that my testimony will help your father." "Good, good." "Mind if I sit in?" "Daniel, I really need to get through these questions." "Oh, they've got pumpkin soup." "As I was saying, Mrs. Meade, if I put you on the witness stand," "I have to ask you about your feelings towards Fey Sommers." "She was a conniving, manipulative bitch who deserved..." "A little forgiveness and understanding, right?" "Why does it say "MC Hammer?"" "Excuse me, I have to take this." "Do not yell at me." "You know, you've become a yeller." "I won't yell, but you need to get out." "Stay away from this woman." "I won't incriminate myself." "Trust my judgment." "Really?" "I gotta tell you, your judgment has been pretty terrific so far." "If it weren't for you, none of us would be in this." "Just trying to help." "Don't." "Go back, lock the door, don't answer for anybody." "If you really want to help Dad, just stay out of the way." "How much more damage do you want to do to us?" "Ooh!" " What?" " I know you." "You're the slut from the Jil Sander party." "Oswald Lorenzo?" "Oh, right." "You were the one who was all up in his pooch." "Listen, if you weren't so desperate, he might have made "The Amanda" for you." "But he would've called it "The Skank-Whore."" " Hey, Betty." "I'm glad you made it." " Hey." "Henry, Charlie, this is my friend, Dr. Farkas." "You can call me Gabe." "Nice to meet you." " Hi." " This is for the birthday girl." "A tongue scraper." " That's what that is." " So many people forget the tongue." "Well, now I won't." "Oh, is that the chocolate raspberry cake from Magnolia?" "Charlie's not much of a cake person, she told me to pick my favorite." "My God, that's my favorite!" " I'll get drinks?" "What do you like?" " Something fizzy." "So you didn't say you were bringing someone." "Oh, I thought that would be OK." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, and he's cute, Betty." "And a dentist." " Orthodontist." " Thumbs up." "How long have you been seeing each other?" "Because you haven't said anything." "Really?" "Oh, well, we've known each other for a while, and he's a terrific guy." "You two are perfect together." "And the chemistry is just obvious." "Right, Henry?" "I don't know." "Well, I just met the guy." "Well, I'm all about vibes and I am definitely feeling this one." "You guys should give me your star signs." "I'll totally do your chart." "Yeah, OK." "Sure I'm gonna look like Beyonce?" "When I'm through with you, Jay-Z is gonna be ringing your alarm." "I don't need to hear from him." "I've only got eyes for one man right now." "I'm so glad you offered to do this, sugar." "I need some insight." "Does your daddy like it up, down, or all around?" "We are still talking about hair, right?" "[Laughs]" "It's been a long time since I've met a man who made me tingle." " Ow!" " Sorry, I'm still new at this." "But I'm not surprised you say that about my dad." "He does have a way with the ladies." "Ladies?" "Don't tell me I've got competition." "You didn't hear it from me, but there is somebody that he's been seeing for a while." "What?" "Why didn't he tell me this?" "Because he's a decent guy." "He doesn't want to hurt anybody's feelings, especially not someone who has done so much for him." "Oh." "Well, he didn't need to keep that from me." "So you're OK?" "Hey, if he doesn't want me, his loss, right?" "Right!" "You know what?" "The hell with Beyonce." "Do me like Mariah." " All right!" " [Sings in high pitch]" "OK, bye." "Hey, I got some bad news." "My mom had to run." " No, I've gotta talk..." " She'll call tomorrow." " Let me just tell..." " No." "You can't." " Why not?" " Because..." "I really want you." " What?" " Grace you look really hot in that brown wool suit." "Daniel!" "When will you learn to live in the moment?" " You're insane." " Am I?" "Come on." " You know you want to." " We're in public!" " It's kinda hot, right?" " All right, you've got six minutes." " [Grace giggles] - [Gags]" "[Grace] Come on, Daniel!" "Come on." "[Charlie] We would've had the party at our house, but we're redecorating." "We're not redecorating." "We just bought a new couch." "It's purple." "Purple?" "You like purple?" "Well, it's a moon color." "It's empowering." "But buying a couch is the first step." "You know what's next, don't you?" "What?" "A coffee table?" "No, I was gonna say "a mortgage."" "[Chuckles] Oh, right." "It's just a couch." "[Slow song plays]" "Oh, I love this." "Henry, come dance with me." "OK." "Betty?" "What?" "Oh!" "Yes, of course." "[Buzzing]" "I don't know what I've done, but you're vibrating." "Oh, sorry." " Hello?" " Betty?" "It's Claire Meade." "Am I interrupting something?" "I'm at a friend's birthday." "Good, then you're free." "I need you to bring me a corporate credit card." "It's an emergency." "I'm at the Grand Regent." "Is it OK?" "Is there anything I can do?" "How about going to the Grand Regent?" "Am I that good of a slow dancer?" "No, no, that's not what I meant." "I..." "I need to run an errand." " [Betty] Will you come with me?" " Yeah." "[Betty] Why are you running away?" "I'm taking the first flight to wherever it is that people go when they disappear." "You don't need to disappear." "Oh, yes I do." "I destroyed my family." "Daniel made that quite clear." " They're better off without me." " No, they're not." "Betty, I have already caused them so much pain." "I need to go far away, where I don't hurt them." "You're not thinking clearly." "Let's call Daniel." "Maybe you're right." "Let me see your phone." "Did that jump out of my hand?" "Now let me have the credit card." "No!" "I don't have it." "I left it at home, in Queens." "It's on the way to the airport." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm parked in a horse and carriage zone." "Oh." "Who is this?" "This is Dr. Farkas." "We are sort of on a date." "Doctor?" "I thought it was the accountant you liked." "No!" "No, Mrs. Meade, no!" "He has a girlfriend." "That was a very long time ago." "We're friends." "We're just friends." "I believe you." "Well, this is an awkward moment." "Leave it to me." "I kill everything." "Sex on a dirty floor." "Daniel Meade, always a class act." "So Marc has pleased you?" "Stop talking in the third person and take your pick from the goodie basket." "I have a delivery to make." "[Giggling and moaning]" "Four, three, two, one..." "[Alexis] That lying bastard!" "Alexis, I have some expense report issues to go over." "Oh, I'm sorry, did I interrupt something?" "My brother lied to me." "He's sleeping with Grace Chin." "He said he didn't know her." "Interesting." "You trusted Daniel and he betrayed you." "I went through something very similar with a former friend." " [Knocking sound] - [Amanda grunts] Ow!" "Oh..." " Help!" "Please, help!" "Help me!" " Hello?" "You all right in there?" "Oh, thank God." "I haven't been able to pee all day." "And I was simply trying to stand over the toilet and now I can't get down." "OK, help." "[Sighs]" "Oh..." "There we go... [groans]" "You do know I have to talk to your mother tomorrow." "You can try, but she might disappear again." "That's what she does, disappear." "I told you, she's nuts." "Good." "Because that'll be her defense." " What?" " Daniel, I know she did it." "Grace, that's not true." "Every time I bring up your mother, you get all freaked out and then you want to have sex." "You either have some weird Oedipal thing or your mother's guilty." "So?" "Do you want to have sex?" "I know you're trying to protect her, but hear me out." " If she confesses, I can help her." " No, not an option." "Have her doctor testify that she was paranoid." "You want her to plead insanity?" "I'll argue that she believed Fey was going to kill her." "It was "kill or be killed."" "You think you can win this way?" "I know I can." "[Alexis] Well, isn't this a surprise?" "What are you doing here?" "All those angry women and you never changed the locks?" "You must be Grace Chin." "Hi." "Daniel, that woman you claimed you've never met?" "She's in your bed." "What a cute little house." "I could put it right in my pocket." "You've got you're hands full." "I think I'm gonna head off." "No, no." "Stay." "This is just gonna take a couple minutes and then we can get back to our date." "We could grab a drink or get some pie." " I love pie." "What's your favorite?" " Rhubarb." "Oh, me too." "Actually, blueberry." "But rhubarb sounds fun." "You should steer away from blueberry." "It stains your teeth." " Really?" " Yeah." "Can't bottle this kind of chemistry." "Betty, there's a flight to Vladivostok at midnight." "They just opened a W there." "I need that credit card." "You don't need to do this." "You didn't do anything." "I killed Fey Sommers." "Um..." "OK, I know you think so, but you make things up when you're drinking." "Well, I'm not drinking now." "I had her brake lines cut." "I followed her for 18 miles till the fluid ran out." "I watched her crash into a tree and burn and burn and burn." "I'm gonna go." "Oh, no." "Stay, stay." "It's from a movie." "It's just a game we play." "Guess the quote." "That was Firestarter." "My turn." " "You complete me."" " Jerry Maguire." "Yes!" "Wow, you're good at this." "Betty, the credit card?" "Oh." "OK, you two keep playing." "Oh. "Life is like a box of chocolates."" "I've killed once." "I'll kill again." " I don't know that one." " Hello." "Oh, you must be Betty's father." "Claire Meade, Daniel's mother." " Hi." "And who is this?" " This is Betty's date." "You must be Henry." "I've heard a lot about you." "No, no, no." "The accountant has a girlfriend." "This is the orthodontist." "Oh, you seem nice." "I've seen the accountant." "Much hotter." "Betty, I really gotta go." "[Betty] No!" "Stay!" "At least I owe you a cup of coffee!" "I'll make some." "Mrs. Meade, what do you take in your coffee?" " Vodka and ice." "Hold the coffee." " OK." "Well, thank you." "Come on, Daniel, come on." "[Grace] Come on, Daniel!" "Come on!" "What do you want?" "I want her to recuse herself from the case." "My affair with Daniel doesn't affect my ability to defend your father." "Hope the judge thinks so when I give this to him." "Or maybe I'll put it on the Internet." "People out there would love to see a lawyer getting screwed for a change." "OK." "The Chin is done here." "No, no." "Wait!" "What are you saying?" "Saying she doesn't want to ruin her career." "This isn't about my career!" "I don't have time or patience for you people." "I have enough murderers to put back on the street, and their families actually support them." "You don't need a lawyer, you need a good shrink." "And maybe a closer shave." "How could you do this?" "How could you help our father?" "Our father's innocent." "Mom killed Fey." " What?" " Why do you think I keep this from you?" "You never listen to me." "I can't talk to you!" "Mom is guilty." "You just ran the best lawyer in town out my door." "You just put our mother in prison." "[Pounding on door]" " So you're the one." " I beg your pardon." "You're the ho stealing my man." "It's unlikely that we would have the same man in common." "We certainly don't have the same hairdresser." "Oh, you just crossed the line." "Did you just shove me?" " Hey." "Oh, you just slapped me." " Wait, what's going on?" "I have no idea how this started." "We were supposed to get a credit card and leave the country." "You're gonna marry this bag of bones for a green card?" "Bag of bones?" "I'm not marrying anybody." "Constance, please, can we talk about this in the kitchen?" " Who's carrot cake?" " That's Betty's date." " Oh, so that's the accountant?" " No, no." "That's Henry." "What's with you and the skinny blonde bitch?" "Mrs. Meade is not my girlfriend." "And by the way, Constance, neither are you." "Why are you stalking me?" "Excuse me?" "I am not stalking you." "I am monitoring an illegal immigrant who is a flight risk." "I'm not flying anywhere." "Hey, let me make a cup of one of your international coffees." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "What is this?" "A tracking device, for your own good, before you do something you regret." "Constance, be reasonable." "And with this tracking device," "I will know where you are every minute of every day." " You step outside this house..." " [alarm sounds] ...and I will know." "And I'm guessing Miss Fancy Pants out there don't live in this 'hood." "What was that noise?" "What are you doing?" "Leaving." "No!" "I'm almost done here and then we can go get that pie." " Betty, there's not going to be pie." " Why?" "It's obvious you still have feelings for Henry." "What?" "No, I don't." "Betty, I could see it at the party, and I think everyone else can see it too." "Oh... [sighs] OK..." "I'm sorry." "I really do think you're a great guy." "I guess I just asked you out for all the wrong reasons." "It's OK." "I should probably know better than to date my patients anyway." "Especially the cute ones." "I will see you at your appointment next month." "OK." ""Here's looking at you, kid."" "Casablanca." "That was very sweet." "Sticky, but sweet." "Tick-tock, Betty." "I have a flight to catch." "Now where's that credit card?" "OK." "I got it." "Betty, that's a library card." "Oh, my God." "I must've checked out books with the credit card." " I'll go call them." " Betty, you're lying." "With so many saints in your living room, how can you lie like that?" "You called Daniel, didn't you?" "I had to." "Look, if you did what you said you did, then your family has to deal with this." "Family?" "There's not much of a family left." "My husband spent 20 years of our marriage in love with another woman, and she flaunted it in front of me." "I watched the man I love love someone else and it killed me." "Promise me you won't make the same mistake that I did, Betty." "I promise." "What do I do?" "I don't know." "But I don't think that running away is the answer." "I mean won't it just keep following you?" "Maybe we both need to be strong and face the things that we don't want to, no matter how scary they are." "Because that's the only way we can live with ourselves." "You're a smart girl, Betty." "I need to make a phone call." "Reporting live in Queens, where Claire Meade, wife of publishing magnate Bradford Meade, turned herself in to the authorities." "The DA has confirmed that Mrs. Meade has confessed to the murder of former Mode editor-in-chief Fey Sommers, the crime for which Mrs. Meade's husband is currently in custody." "Further inquiries revealed that Mr. Meade's defense attorney, Grace Chin, has removed herself from the case." "That's what I call brotherly love." "It's a shame, really." "That family's just beyond repair." "Bradford is expected to be released in the next 24 hours and murder charges dropped." "Alexis is not going to like that." "She didn't spend much time at the top." "Nice work." "Both of you." "Oswald Lorenzo has another treat for you." "Listen, you trendy little monkey." "You can tell your boss he completely humiliated me." "I have rubber burns all over my ass." "It took two sticks of butter to get the top off." "Fashion is pain." "That dress looked awful." "Of course it did." "You didn't have the hat." "It comes with a hat?" "I totally have a hat face." "I know." "Enjoy." "Oh, my God." "She's wearing it!" "Oh, she loves it!" "She looks like a traffic cone." "That'll teach that bitch to shove me in a bar." " Hey." " Oh, hi." "You left early last night." "I didn't..." "I mean..." "Charlie and I didn't get a chance to talk to you very much." "The Claire Meade thing really spiraled out of control." "What was that about?" "It's a long story." "Most of it's in The New York Times." "Wanna get lunch with me and Charlie today?" "I can't." "OK." "Maybe tomorrow then?" "No, I can't." "I can't spend time with you and your girlfriend, Henry." "It's just not good for me." "Sure." "OK." "I guess I just thought we could all be friends." "Yeah, I just..." "I don't really think that I..." "I can do that right now." "So what does that make us?" "Two people who work in the same building." "Oh." "OK." "I saved you a slice." "[Aretha Franklin:" "Do Right Woman]" "[Telephone ringing]" "Daniel Meade's office, this is Betty Suarez." "Yes." "What time is best to return your call?" "Great, I'll let him know." "Have a good day." "Daniel Meade's office, this is Betty Suarez." "No, he's not in at the moment." "Can I take a message?"