"That is the second time this week, sleppyhead!" "Hey you!" "You are not supposed to be there!" "Watch your tongue, young man!" "This is a school!" "So cool, man." "Well, if it ain't the muscleman, Ivan Olsen." " He with the big muscles." " Let's have a look at them." "But you know that I don't have any muscles." "You know it's damn expensive to have such muscles, Ivan" " They need to be maintained." " Please don't...!" "Leave me alone!" "No, don't!" "Look out for the sharks, Ivan Olsen." "Oh, there he comes!" "Let's go! Stop!" "You're peeing too much, Ivan." " Yes?" "You have to bere here on time, Ivan." " Look at you, what happened?" " It was just an accident." "Just have a seat, and find your book." " Please continue, Nina?" " yes." ""Først fik de havre, så blev de magre."" ""Så fik de hvede, så blev de fede."" ""Så fik de øl så skød de ryg."" "Thank you, Nina Ivan ... can you do the next part?" " No." " Why not, Ivan?" "I don't know which part." "Here." "Now read." "I'm no good with letters." "Can't we do something else?" "In school you have to learn by the books." " Why?" " It's part of the law, Ivan." "But I'll never learn those thousands of letters." "There are not that many, Ivan." " I think there are awfully many." " So you'll read another time." "But keep up, then you will learn." "Come on, Inge ..." "Yes, it's here." "Open the door." "Careful with the TV." "Nothing but trouble with you!" "." "You wait for the next one!" " Hi." " Sssh, dad is asleep." "Dad has a headache." "Ohh no, look at you!" "It feels like all I'm doing is washing, ironing and drying." "You are also good with the vacuum cleaner." "Don't worry about it." "Go inside." " So what have you learned in school today?" " Nothing special." "Nothing special...?" "!" "What the hell happened to you?" "So none of you learned anthing in school?" "Well, not me, at least." "But it's scandalous." "I'm paying taxes, so my son can attend school and learn!" " So what am I paying for?" "!" " I don't know." "Don't get dad worked up, Ivan." " I'll get a stupid and incompetent son!" " Yeah I suppose so." "And the bullies made your pants wet again?" " You have to become a real he-man soon." " What is that?" "Well, it's a..." "Learn to fight back." "A he-man can beat them all." " I can't beat anyone." " You can't do anything at all." " You're a wimp." " Yes, I guess so." "Wimp." "Get back inside." "I have to go find my kite." "You want wet pants?" " What the hell are you doing?" " You ran over my kite!" "That was not very nice of you!" "Kite-killer!" "You think your work is over?" "You think this is a playground?" "Go on with your job." "We're behind schedule." "You hould try to be Ivan Olsen and get your pants wet everyday." "But you don't care, do you, George?" "Turn the lights off," " Good night, George." "Thorki ld?" "Thorki ld ..." "Aren't you coming to bed?" "All that work." "I can not take it anymore." "Stop it, Ivan." "I'm busy." "You'll wreck the vacuum cleaner." "Get out of bed." "But it's hungry." "And here is way too clean.." "Nothing wrong with a bit of cleanliness." "Come and eat." "'Mornig, George." "I'll be going now, Thorki ld, we're busy at the clinic" "Ha-ha, A lesson for those damn crocodiles." " Goodmorning." " Goodmorning." "Look, this is a real tough guy!" "That guy?" "Is he always dragging his wife up in the trees?" "He has no wife." "She is Jane." "Tarzan is the king of the apes." "He is the king of the jungle and the apes." "But he is only wearing speedos." "A real king has a nice coat." "Real kings are wimps!" "This guy is a real man." "Healthy, strong and nobel." " He is a bit fat." " Fast?" "No. that is muscles." "Is he always swimming with his toys?" " -what does it read here?" " I don't know." "It's only two letters." "Aaaaaahhh ...!" "We have to build some muscles in you, so you'll become a Tarzan" "Get up and get dressed." " Right now?" " Stop that nonsense, mr. wimp." "15 minutes every morning, starting today!" "You need strength in your amrs, so you can swing from tree to tree." " But I'll fall down and get a nosebleed." " You're my son, and I'm in charge." " Why?" " Because it's written in the law." "What a crappy law." "Hang on, hang on, Ivan." "And then you bend." "So, hang on, hang on." "Steady." "And then you bend again." "Go!" "And ... hanging again." "And then bending." "Come on." "Come on, come on." "I told you I was not able to do the Tarzan!" " You're nothing but a Rubber Tarzan." " I thought I was a wimp." "You are also a wimp." "Rubber Tarzan!" "Hang on." "Lift your knees." "Yes." "Yes." "Come on." "Up, up." "There you go, yes!" "Go!" "Come on." "There ..." "There ..." "Yes." "And ... jump!" " Stand still!" " Hello." "Ahh, it's mr." "Olsen!" "How about learning the time?" " 'Morning, Rubber Tarzan." " Rubber Tarzan ..." "So, in a row." "Come on, run." "Hop, hop, hop, hop." "Yes ... quiet!" "It takes a lot of strong armmuscles to jump over the 'horse'." "A lot!" " Like these." " Can we hang on?" "Yep, another one, come!" "Just like that Back in the line." "How about you, Ivan?" " No thanks, I think I'll skip today." " We're many who would like to see you jump over." "First one, go!" "Stretch the knees." "Move on, go!" "Now you, Ivan." " Ivan!" " Go, Gummi-Tarzan." "Ivan, come on." "Shut up ...!" "There." "Good boy, no tears, huh'?" "Go and fix that nosebleed." "... Next." "Hold tight... hold tight down there!" "Are you out of your mind, kid!" "You think it's a swimming pool?" "This water is filled with dirt and filth." " I was just sitting there ..." " Yeah, sure." "You scared the hell out of me." "You could have drowned here." "What are you doing here?" "It's not a playground." " I have to go home now." " First you need some dry clothes." "Give me a break!" "What kind of outfit is that?" " You look like a purple tsetse fly." " What is that?" "I don't know either." "Here, have some warm tea." "Drink until you're boiling." "I totally forgot that I can not swim." "Everybody can swim." "But not everyone has learned it yet." " You really think so?" " I know so!" "Now we have to dry your clothes." " What's your name, by the way?" " Ivan Olsen." "Allright, Olsen, come." "My name is Ole." "There is a good spot for drying up there." " Are you coming up with me?" " Yeah." " You'll be careful now, right?" " Yes." " You have a firm grip?" " Yes." " Isn't it dangerous?" " Not as long as you keep a firm grip." " We're pretty high up, right?" " Yeah ..." "Now you'll se a smart drying machine." " Can you drive a crane?" " No, I can't do anything at all." "Now that's what I call a big lie." "Climb into the cage." " Well, now we're going." " Yes, let's go." "Put on these if the music is too loud." "Just as I said." "Dry like dried fish." " It's a good machine, this one." " Yes." "Wasn't it you with the kite?" "I'm very sorry." "But is not a playground around here." " No, it's no playground." " Climb down and change." "And be cafreful the next time you're around here, Olsen." "Let me put this rope around you." "Like that." "And be careful." "Ole, You're pretty good at driving this crane." "Thank you." "And you're quite good at climbing down." "There is always something you're good at." "You just have to find out what it is." "Well, I am pretty good at driving this crane." "Then get to it!" "It's not the ferris wheel you're in!" "The ferris wheel...!" " Hi mom, its just me." " Hi." " Why are you looking out there?" " Because I'm happy." "What on earth, Ivan?" "You're not even wet?" " No, and I can swim!" "." " What?" "There is always something you are good at." "You just have to figure out what it is." "You feel warm." "Nothing bothers you?" "I'm just happy." "I can borrow your bicyle, right?" "Well, is Rubber Tarzan out showing off his muscles?" " Can I join?" " You can start by throwing back the ball." "Okay." "You must be getting a lot of pocket money, since you can do something like that." " No, I only get 2,25 kr. (50 cents)" " You're nothing but a Rubber Tarzan." " Bulls eye!" " No, look at me." " So, you need help washing your face?" " No thanks." "Wow, Gummi, What are you doing all the way up on that one?" " I'm bicycling." " But you're not going anywhere." " I can't get it started." " You're not too smart." "You have to work the pedals." "I know." "But my legs are to short." " You want me to help?" " thanks." "No!" "Help ...!" " I'm crashing!" " You bandit...!" "What the...?" "Hold on, I'll help you out." " This is a private area." " Sorry." "Hello, Ivan." " Please don't tell dad." " No, no." "How about it?" "Where is my bunny-poster?" "Dad spend his lunch break finding this." "You like this one?" "I think it's ugly." " Say thanks to dad." " Hi there." "Well, what do you say?" " Thanks." " There are more surprises." "Wait." "But it's not his birthday yet." "Exciting, huh?" "Ladies and gents!" "You can come now!" "1 0 seconds ... 5, 4, 3,   2, 1 , now." "How about it?" " What time is it?" " But you already know, right?" "Come." "When the little pointer is at the monkey, and the big one on the crocodile..." " what time is it then?" " 20 minutes past Tarzan." " Arh, 20 minutes past..." "It is six o'clock." " Ahhh yes." " Of course he knows, Thorkild." "Now you can get up early in the morning." "Tarzan will wake you up." ""... boende hos sig i sin hule." "Det er den stærke ..."" "Thank you, Nina ..." "Ivan, are you ok for some reading today?" " I'm not so sure." " Can we try?" "No, I don't think it's a good day for that." "You have to keep up, Ivan." "Then you'll learn." "It seems so difficult, but suddenly it becomes easy." "Reading is like that." "Yes, I guess so." "Listen to this." "Nina!" ""Det er den stærke Samson-kat." "Han har al lerede ædt 1 0 køer."" ""Og al l igevel råbte han på mere."" ""Bamse-bjørn stod sti I le og tænkte sig om." The weather will be great on your birthday." " Or maybe rainy and stormy." " No, they said it would be good weather." "You can have some friends over." "Then we make hot chocolate." " I have no friends." " I'm sure you do have, Ivan." " Nope ..." " Of course you have." " Everybody has friends." " Nope..." "If you think carefully about it, I'm sure you'll remember some friends, Mr. wimp" "I already bought cards for invitations." "Everybody has friends." "Look at me." "I got plenty of friends at the EDB-central." " So you can invite 3." " No ... Thorkild Olsen." "Yes ..." "Yes, of course it's my computer." "Ohhh, That was because ..." " Yes I understand." "You better meet one hour earlier tomorrow!" "Write the name of your best friend there." "Then I promise you good weather." "Right, my dear?" " Hi, Ivan." " Hi." " Busy?" " Nope ..." "So why don't you stop for a minute and say hello?" " Hi and have a good one." " What did you say?" "My mom told me to say like that." "Of course." "You want a piece of cake?" "Yes, thank you." " Have you been working on swimming skills?" " No, some guys wet my pants." "Quiet heavy this one." "About your wet pants ..." "What's that about?" "My mom is mad about she always have to dry me." "Some of the big boys do it to me." "They're not to bright." "It's a wate of good water." "Many places in the world people don't have water." "So it's a damn wast of good water pouring it at you." " They are not too smart." " Nope, they are not too smart." " Can I try one of those?" " just take good care of it." "Hello, hello?" "The big container calling," " Which one?" " One of them, I move around." "Can you see the big red one over there?" "It's being shipped to Africa." " That's were Tarzan lives, right?" " You believe in Tarzan?" "No, but my father does." "He thinks that I'm a Rubber Tarzan." "He really calls you Rubber Tarzan?" "I'm a Rubber Tarzan too." "I've seen the real Tarzan." "He swings around in the trees, fooling around." "I have only seen him dragging his wife up in the trees" " and swimming with the crocodiles." "Yes, exactly!" "He is pretty foolish, right?" "My father thinks he is a real tough guy." "I don't like tough guys." "That big red monster travels around the entire world, experiencing a lot of stuff." "I've been dreaming about traveling the world." "All the things you could experience," " just imagine you could fly!" " Yeah, all around the world!" " I'd like to learn how to bicycle." " Maybe even around the world." " I can teach you." " You think?" " I know for sure!" "Come by after work, then I'll teach you." "Really?" "..." "Today?" "Two Rubber Tarzans like us can deal with all of it." " Do you know how to fish?" " No, but I have a goldfish by the name George." "Sometimes I borrow a boat and sail out in the bay." "Not long ago I had a huge Salmon on the hook," "It came out of the sea with a big splash." "But I was clinging on to the fishing rod, my hands were shaking, The Fish was pulling and pulling," "Suddenly the wire kept on running loose." "It just ran and ran." "I thought to myself 'Dammit, now it will get away'." "But no, instead the boat began to sail faster!" " Is it really true?" " You think Rubber Ole would lie on such matter?" "So the giant Salmon was plowing through the water." "The sea was furious." "But I kept on holding it tight with all my muscles." "Then I cried out to the fish ..." "I roared at the top of my voice:" ""Ha-ha, I'll get you, you giant beast!"" " What beast are you talking about?" " Ehhh, just a fish." "I only see a giant ass." "And he need to work, so get to it!" " Did you catch the Salmon?" " Oh boy, did I catch it?" "!" "It pulled me all the way to Sweden." "So there I had it for lunch with Swedish mustard." "Yeah, so ..." "Ivan, you better climb down now" "And make sure that stupid man doesn't see you." "I would really like to catch a Salmon with mustard." "First we have to learn how to bicycle later today." " Okay." " Ahh, you got me." " Bye, Ole." " Bye bye." "I see you later." " Open up, Ivan!" " What's that nonsense with you?" "The car needs a washing, Basta!" " But I promised Ole I would come." " You have to help with the car," " But he will teach me how to bicylce." " I'll teach you later," "It's very exciting to wash cars." "I don't think it's exciting, and I promised him." "You can't make a promise, when your supposed to help your dad." " Unbelievable." " Let him have his own way." "His way?" "!" "The car needs a washing, and mom needs to go to the bathroom," " Rubber Tarzan." "Open up,!" " Very good, sweetie." " Get some fitting clothes on, and the sponge." "Remember what I told you!" "Long, smooth horizontal strokes." "Ivan, stop fooling around!" " What the hell?" " Nothing to worry about." "It's a dent." "It's vandalism." "People has no respect for properties." "There is no thing as tormenting as dents." "It will never be the same again!" "Ivan?" "..." "Ivan?" "First the dent, then that little rat!" "Ahhhr dammit!" " What the hell is that noise?" " I can't make it today." " Hey you!" " Ehh, suddenly I got in here ..." " Can't you read?" " Yes ... but my son..." " We can do it another day." " Really?" "Sure ..." "Go home and do that carwash." "We don't want any troubles, right?" " I come by tomorrow and then we can arrange it." " Allright, I have to move on now." "Ole, This is for you." "Here you are." "It has your name right there." "Much appreciated, Ivan." "I have an idea for your birthday." " You'll be the only visitor." " Then my idea fits perfectly." "Go home now." "Bye, Ole." " I missed the sign." " This is a place for work!" "If we had to move all the time to give way for foolish private drivers ..." " You actually deserve to be without that little car for a week." " I can't be without it!" "Allright, let's go." " Where have you been?" " I had a small errand." " Running of during work!" " I had to give Ole a message." "Wasn't it fast?" " Ole is always at the harpour?" " Yes." " What are his parents doing?" " I don't know." "You owe me a carwash, Rubber Tarzan.! Ivan!" "..." "Ivan ...!" "Come a second." " Would you like to learn how to drive the crane?" " Me?" " No no, I can not do anything." " Stop it, Ivan." "In a few days you'll be able to run a bike." "Right now you'll learn how to run a crane." "Come here." "Come." " You're crazy!" " Why?" "I'm still working." "There you go, You almost know how to drive a crane." "I guess I almost can." "One of those days, huh?" "I know the feeling." "I feel the same some times." " It's probably not the exact same." " I'm sure it is." "I have an idea." "That thing about just looking at the ships in the sea, when you're feeling down   that's totally allright." "But I know what is a better thing to do." "And that's spending half an hour in that old container." "It's that old, rusty box over there." " It's the ancient grandfather of containers." " It looks pretty damaged to me." "I know, that a lot of people have sneaked into it, and have experienced a thing or two." " As long as your imagination is with you." " What do you mean?" "That old container has sailed all over the world." "From North to South, from East to West." "And now it has retired?" "No, it's resting there in the free air, while the seagulls have their droppings on it,   and the wind is singing in the grass, and the waves breaks by the rocks." "It will be very pleased to have someone like you to visit it." "You're exactly the kind of boy that it likes." "I know several people, who have sneaked into the red container   and experienced strange things." "As long as you bring your imagination with you." "Well, if it ain't Rubber Tarzan with a hat!" "So what is a Superman like you up to?" " I'm doing 'long-spitting'" " Let us see." "Show us what you're made of." " He did it!" " Anything else?" " Let's see if you can do it again?" " Okay." "He is out of his mind, that Rubber Tarzan!" "No, not him again!" "Not Rubber Tarzan." " Are you gonna act stupid again?" " If you say so." "Rubber!" "Rubber!" "Good game." "What's that all about?" "I hear you're acting like a tough guy, Rubber?" "You're gonna bicycle too?" "If I had time to waste, I'd wet your pants, you big dumbass." "Hey, repeat that!" "You got bad ears?" "I was talking about wetting your pants." "I don't have time to chat with you, you big beef." " Come here, you!" " Nope, catch me if you can." " He wants to race a motorbike?" " Are you coming?" "Uh, uh, uh, uh!" "I only needed two, but maybe it's the special offer of the week?" " Hello!" " Something seems changed about you?" " No one wet your pants today?" " Nope." " Did you skip school today?" " No, I'm on my way there." " What have you learned today?" " Nothing special." " What do you mean?" " just nothing special." "What did you do all day?" "I played basketball, did some 'long-spitting', and outrun a knallet on a bicycle" " Are you lying in front of your father?" " No, it's true, Mr. wimp." "Children are not allowed to speak like that to adults." "Adults are not allowed to speak like that to children." "Well, Floppy-Tarzan, You need a swing-about? Look what you have done to Tarzan!" " You just killed him off." " That's right." "I have a job for you." "Let's go, Tarzan." " We're gonna play a bit." " I don't feel like playing." "Parents don't have to do as they're told by their children." "No, stop it, Ivan." "It can be dangerous." "Thorkild, why are you not doing something useful?" "Isn't he acting silly today?" "No, no, not that one!" "No, no, careful with that." "Get me out of here." " He is out of his mind." " Easy now, Ivan." "Remember it's a school." "Easy now, Ivan." "Please don't let him use those gigantic muscles ..." "Easy, Ivan ..." "I'm the teacher." "Ivan ..." "I told you it's a school!" "I'm your teacher, Ivan ...!" "Ivan, I told you to respect the school!" "No, Ivan ...!" "To hell with all tyrans" " Rubber Tarzan" " Rubber, you'll get what you deserve!" " Try to catch me." "We will get you, Rubber!" "There he is!" "Get him!" "Grap him, dammit!" "Rubber padded cell!" "Rubber padded cell!" "Rubber padded cell," " Hi ..." "Hello, Ivan." " Hi." "Look what I got for you." ""The return of Tarzan"" "Yes, I guess it's for me." " You can read it whenever you want to." " Thanks." "Yeah, we argue sometimes at the EDB-central,   when the computers are tricky and such." " Nothing to worry about." " Nope ..." "You have to find out what you're good at." "Well, you two." "Ivan must sleep now." "The night before your birthday you need to sleep in early." " And tomorrow we have sunshine." " Yes, I guess so." " Goodnight, honey." " Goodnight, my son." " Goodnight, Tarzan." " Thorkild, enough with you and your Tarzan." "Rubber Tarzan." "Remember to hand out to everyone at school." "Ask Ole if he wants to join for your birthday." "In honour of the day, I'll drive you to school." "Your privat chauffeur is ready." "A monkey, yes." "And question nr. 2:" "What does the monkey eat?" " Nina?" " A ..." "A bannana." "Question nr. 3." "Where do bannanas grow?" " What do you think, Ivan?" " I think of nothing." "I see ..." "You're really nicely dressed today." " It's because it is my birthday." " Ivan, why didn't you say something?" "It is Ivan's birthday." "We need some flags and sing a song." "Are you ready?" " Happy birthday, Ivan." " Thanks." " Congratulations, Ivan." " Congratulations, Ivan." "Hello ..." "This is for you." "It's Rubber Tarzan's birthday, and he is handing out sweets." "He should have a present." "Your birthday present is, that we will not wet your pants today." "We could also have taught you have to bicycle." "Except that it is impossible for Rubber to learn anything." "I have learned how to drive a crane!" " Come again?" " I have learned how to drive a crane at the harpour." "Prove it!" "Yes, that's the one." "What are you waiting for?" "Get up there!" "Go!" "Hey ...!" "Hello ...!" " Who is up there in the crane?" " Rubber." "He was bragging about knowing how to dirve it." "Ivan!" "Ivan ...!" "Ivan ... get in the cage and lower down that container." "Remember what I told you." "Slow and steady movements." "And do it proberly." "Well done, Ivan!" "Are you Ivan's buddies?" "Not exactly, no." " We're not friends with Rubber." " What?" "You have no business here." "Now get away from here." "Fast!" "Are you out of your mind?" "!" "A crane is no toy." " But you said ..." " Your life can be in danger." "They think there is nothing I am good at." "They are the ones who wet your pants?" "Nevermind them." "Care not about them." "They think I'll never learn anything." "But risking falling off a crane on your birthday..." "That is silly." " You remembered it!" " Of course." " Happy birthday, kid." " Thanks." " You remember about my idea?" " Yes." "You never said what it was about." "Well, about coming to your house might not be a good idea." " You don't want to?" " Sure I want to, but ..." "I know a special place." "It's perfect for a birthday trip." "If you can make your parents come here, they can join." "In that way you will all get a little picnic, right?" "Try to make them come." "That's nice, kid." " Are you sure this is the place?" " Yes, Ole was very specific." " Did he tell you about a picnic?" " Yes, sort of." " But here's no forest." " It was only a kind of picnic." " Here is not a single tree." " I think it's pretty nice here." "Too much of that wimping." " Hi, Ivan." " Hi." " What a nice boat you have." " Yes." "Well, I told you, right?" " Greetings, greetings." " Hello." "Is that Ole's father?" "That is Ole." "His father is not coming." " But he is a grown up." " Don't worry." "Ivan often comes by for a little chat." "I thought a trip like this would be perfect." "Even adults can have use of an adventure now and then." " We sure have." "Right?" " Yes." "It's really spinning nice.." "... the motor, I mean." "Yeah, it's an old diesel-boat." "It's good workmanship." "Yeah, they used to have it in them." "you're good at that, huh' Ivan?" "What a nice Island!" "Is it yours?" "No, it's not mine." "But I know he who runs this island." "This way to Rubber Ole's hot chocolate-place." " Are you coming?" " Let's go, Tarzan." "Hurrah for Ivan!" "Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah." "And the long one." "Hurrah!" "It's always nice with a good birthday celebration." "And the weather is nice too." " Do you really have to bring those to every place you go?" " They're Ivan's." "Well, this is not a birthday present." "... It's rather a replacement." " But I think it is good." " Thanks." "It's awesome." " So pretty." " Yes, it's a kite." " The tale is a bit short." " How about We just make it longer." "It seems we have no paper to lenghten the tail." "We can use my Tarzan comics, right dad?" "Well ... sure, we can do that." " Go, Ivan." " Steady movements." "Yes, very good, Ivan." "Steady movements." "You go now." "I'm used to kites." " We actually thought Ole was a boy." " And so he is." " So the boy needs a refill?" " Me too." "Dad ... dad ... dad!" " Tarzan is here." " Stop it, Ivan." " He is over there." " We'll put your kite up again." "Tarzan is here." "He stood right over there." "He is over there, showing off his muscles." " It must be the leaves." " Let's have a look." " Wait up a bit, Ivan." " Come on." "Egon, aren't you bringing me the sun lotion, honey?" "Aaarrg, God dammit." "My foot,dammit." "You big lump!" "Always showing off like a gorilla on overtime!" "You're always whimpering and whining, when we go somewhere." " Don't be so hard on me!" " Now, who is rowing the boat back?" " Go, Ole." " Yes!" " Go, Ole." "Pull it." " Easy for you to say." " Arh, it's diving." " Pull, Ole." " I am pulling, Ivan." " Steady movements." "Pull towards yourself." "small tugs." "It rises again." "You're so good at it man, really good." "Yeah, There is always something you're good at." "You bet." "Subtitles by Gislaokage/Fabeldyr for CG."