"♪ We are The Crystal Gems ♪" "♪ we'll always save the day ♪" "♪ and if you think we can't ♪" "♪ we'll always find a way ♪" "♪ that's why the people of this world ♪" "♪ believe in ♪" "♪ Garnet ♪ -♪ Amethyst ♪" "♪ and Pearl ♪" "And Steven!" "[ Inhales deeply ]" "Shield." "[ Warble!" "Warble!" "Warble!" "]" "[ Twinkle!" "]" "No, not bubble -- shield!" "[ Groans ]" "Ugh." "[ Groaning ]" "What am I doing wrong?" "The gems can all summon their weapons." "Why can't I?" "!" "Isn't there somebody who can help me?" "!" "[ Rumbling ]" "Wha-- [ dolphins chattering ]" "Huh?" "[ Gulps ] Huh?" "Wha-- [ soft music plays ]" "Good morning!" "[ Gasps ]" "Bravo!" "This guy sure knows how to make an entrance!" "What do you think, Mr. dolphin?" "[ Chatters ]" "Oh, my gosh!" "Uncle Grandpa!" "You're really here!" "I can't believe it!" "I mean, I literally can't believe it." "How is this even possible?" "!" "Don't worry, bro -- none of this is canon." "But this is!" "[ Clank!" "]" "[ Creak!" "Pop!" "Whip!" "]" "[ Blam!" "]" "[ Boom!" "]" "[ Whistle!" "]" "[ Fog horn blows ]" "Oh, no!" "Our ship!" "So, I hear your belly's being a bit of a bummer." "Yeah." "I've been trying to pull my shield out of my gem all morning." "Hmm." "Well, let's take a look-see." "You should make sure you get this thing polished at least twice a year." "[ Clunk!" "Clunk!" "]" "[ Clunk!" "Clunk!" "]" "So, do you think you can help me?" "I just want to be able to protect my friends." "Hmm." "Yep." "It's the belly blues." "I've definitely seen this before." "Really?" "I was there!" "Don't you remember?" "Uh..." "Whoa!" "Hey!" "It'sa radnewcartoon pictureshow!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hi ,there!" "Aww!" "It was funnier last time." "Goodmorning?" "I don't remember that at all." "So, your shield only comes out when you need to protect yourself." "Yeah." "Well, then..." "You just need something to protect yourself from -- like this cool mega super awesome rocket launcher." "Uh, Uncle Grandpa, this doesn't seem safe." "Don't worry, kid -- I'm wearing a helmet." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Poof!" "]" "Anything?" "No." "Then how about a bee-zooka?" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Or a snake shooter?" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Or the bee-zooka again?" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "Hmm." "Still nothin'." "Oh, I know!" "Amethyst, have you seen Steven this morning?" "Yep." "He's hanging out with some weirdo." "I think he's trying to vaporize Steven." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Warble!" "Warble!" "Warble!" "]" "[ Crank!" "]" "Steven!" "[ Boom!" "]" "No, not bubble -- shield!" "[ Pop!" "]" "Hmm." "I would have sworn a doomtastic death ray of dastardly destruction would have worked." "You want to try the bees again?" "Amethyst:" "Steven!" "What's going on?" "Who is this stranger?" "He's not a stranger!" "He's Uncle Grandpa!" "[ Honk!" "Honk!" "]" "Uncle... grandpa?" "So, that would make him Greg's brother..." "And father?" "That would explain a lot." "That's right!" "He's not just your  Uncle Grandpa, Steven -- he's everyone in the world's Uncle Grandpa!" "And when he comes to town, you're sure to have a fun time!" "[ Laughs ]" "We're in space!" "[ Thud!" "Thud!" "Thud!" "]" "Ugh!" "Ee-ee-ee!" "[ Laughs maniacally ] Ohh!" "Ugh!" "Agh!" "My head is on backwards!" "[ Shudders ]" "[ Pop!" "Ting!" "]" "Gem huddle!" "Obviously..." "We're dealing with some superpowerful, reality-warping entity." "He could be a danger to the fabric of space itself." "I don't know, guys." "Heh." "I kind of like him." "Hey!" "What are you guys talking about?" "Are you forming a secret club?" "Both:" "Can we join too?" "All:" "Aaah!" "[ Clears throat ]" "Um, Uncle Grandpa..." "Good morning." "Yes." "We have decided to -- -play video games?" "No." "Uh -- -run around in circles?" "No." "Eat a three-way sub?" "Yo." "Amethyst!" "[ Clears throat ] No." "We have decided - that you are a danger to Steven and the planet earth and we must destroy you." "What?" "!" "Bad morning." "Wait!" "No!" "You guys, don't hurt him!" "Run away!" "Come on, kid." "Let's go!" "Oof!" "Wh-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?" "!" "I'm sorry!" "They're not usually like this!" "Quick!" "Belly bag, we need a plot hole!" "Sure thing, Uncle Grandpa!" "[ Whooping ]" "[ Both panting ]" "[ Panting ]" "Where are we?" "[ Singing operatically ]" "Good morning!" "[ Laughing ]" "Now, where'd I put that little kid?" "Oh, yeah!" "Good morning!" "Oh, let me give you a hand there." "[ Grunting ]" "Whoa." "Where am I?" "Welcome to the ugrv!" "The wha?" "The Uncle Grandpa recreational vehicle." "Oh, cool!" "My dad lives in a van, too!" "Did you used to be a rock star?" "I'm still a rock star, kid." "Uncle Grandpa #2:" "Hey, Steven, I'll give you the tour!" "Wow!" "It's huge!" "You could fit a million vans in here!" "Actually, it's more like 40 or 50 vans." "See?" "[ Engine revs ]" "[ Tires screech ]" "[ Tires screech ]" "[ Tires screech ]" "[ Cat yowls ]" "[ Cat shrieks ]" "Oh, hey." "It's just me, Pizza Steve -- just the coolest and tastiest Steve who ever lived." "Hi, Pizza Steve!" "I'm a Steve, too " "Steven Universe." "Steve-n Universe?" "Come on, Uncle g." "I've got two rules -- no more than 40 or 50 vans and only one Steve allowed!" "Yeah, but this  Steven is special." "Yeah!" "He's a Crystal Gem!" "Good morning, Mr. Gus." "What's up, Uncle Grandpa?" "Whoa!" "Mr. Gus!" "How do you know about me?" "I have a comprehensive knowledge of all magical denizens of the multiverse." "I know all about The Crystal Gems." "Come here, man." "Check this out." "I even made my own gemsona." "My gem is on my tail, and my weapon is a frying pan." "Nice line work, Mr. Gus!" "That's really cool, Mr. Gus." "I wish I was as cool as your drawing." "Something wrong?" "Steven doesn't know how to summon his shield." "You don't say?" "Oh, that's simple." "Steven's powers are maternal." "Control of his gem is based on emotional clarity." "His shield only comes out when he's feeling extreme emotions of - hey, Mr. Gus!" "I fixed your drawing!" "Hey!" "Why didn't you do that on a new layer?" "!" "[ Roars ]" "Oh, hi, giant realistic flying tiger!" "You got any advice for Steven?" "[ Roars ]" "I'm not gonna tell him that." "That only works on cats." "Well, now what?" "We just sit here until something happens." "[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]" "Something happened!" "Whoa!" "[ Slurps ] Burp!" "[ All panting ]" "Hoo!" "There's gotta be some way out of here." "We'll never escape!" "This is our new home!" "Pearl, you're overreacting." "I'm not overreacting!" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "[ Yawns ] Ugh!" "Hey, where's Steven?" "Looking for me, Pizza Steven Universe?" "[ Gasps ]" "That's not my baby!" "Aw, nice!" "Whoa!" "Hold on!" "Pizza!" "Don't eat Pizza Steve!" "Ew." "[ Munching ]" "[ Slurps ]" "Okay." "I'm ready for this episode to end." "Ugh!" "[ Shatter!" "]" "[ Slurping ]" "[ Sighs ] I'm sorry I couldn't help you learn to use your shield, Steven." "It's okay, Uncle Grandpa." "I had a lot of fun today." "All:" "Steven!" "Get away from that man!" "He's a monster!" "[ Hisses ]" "Hey, cut it out, guys!" "He's down enough already!" "Oh, good morning!" "[ Crack!" "]" "[ All grunting ]" "That smarts." "[ Tink!" "]" "All:" "Finish him!" "No!" "Don't hurt him!" "[ Slow-motion ] Sto-o-o-o-p!" "[ Twinkle!" "]" "Whoa!" "[ Clunk!" "]" "I did it, Uncle Grandpa!" "I really did it!" "Yay!" "Protecting him activated Steven's powers?" "!" "He must really care about this stranger." "I hope he didn't care about that Pizza." "Listen!" "It was a big, weird surprise when Uncle Grandpa showed up here today." "We've never met anyone like Uncle Grandpa." "But you can't just attack people you don't understand." "You have to stick up for them and listen to what they have to say." "You guys always do that for me." "Steven, you're right." "How could I be so blind?" "!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I also apologize for Pearl." "Thank you." "You've taught us a valuable lesson, Uncle Grandpa." "Welp, I think my work here is done." "Bye-bye!" "[ Roars sadly ]" "Remember, kids -- don't be afraid to be superweird." "Steven and I have got your back." "See with eyes unclouded by hate and always remember to say..." ""Good morning!"" "Boy, that sure makes my eyes hurt." "Now let's see here." "Dexter, Dee Dee, Blossom, Bubbles," "Ed, Edd, Eddy, Billy, Mandy, Mac, Juniper," "SWAT Kats, Flapjack, Finn." "Ah, Steven!" "Now who's next?"