"Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Every straight way has a curved path" "Straight way has a curved path" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "If you are hungry for bread, then earn money" "To earn money also, you need money" "If you don't get by asking then sweat it out" "When money is sweat, you need a hanky" "O!" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy All is Topsy Turvy" "Every straight way has a curved path" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "A hanky is also made by tearing a shirt" "For a shirt, you need cloth" "Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Let's say somone donated you a cloth" "First go to the tailor and get it sewn" "O!" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy All is Topsy Turvy" "Every straight way has a curved path" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy.." "Topsy Turvy..." "All is Topsy Turvy" "An unsewn shirt is no good" "A sewn shirt needs sewing" "For getting it sewn, you need money" "And to earn money, you need money" "O!" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy.." "Topsy Turvy..." "Brother,all is Topsy Turvy" "Every straight way has a curved path" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy Turvy." "Brother, all is Topsy Turvy" "Topsy........." "Turvy" "Ok..take care." "Is your TV working these days?" "Yes." "Why?" "I am coming to watch TV at your place tomorrow evening!" "I've tickets to "Eros" for tomorrow evening." "For you too." "Oh!" "tear them and throw them away." "Tomorrow evening it's Cosmos Vs. mohan Bagan" "Black pearl!" "World's greatest football player "pele"" "We are getting a chance to see him!" "Deepak, I have just one regret in life" "I couldn't see "pele" in 'Flesh and Blood'" "I couldn't greet him at Calcutta Airport, friend." "Then its OK." "Bring Ratna along." "We'll have dinner together." "Ok.." "Ciao.." "[Bell Rings]" "Who?" "Brother?" "Yes!" "Today you are so late." "Yes." "Today I'm a bit late" "We had a party at Anand's." "I was asked to sing many songs." "Go, dish out the food." "Lets go." "Doctor uncle was here" " I see." "When?" ".." " Evening." "He came to visit a patient nearby" " And?" "What was he saying?" "He was saying." "This year, only 15% students passed in your subject" "So, what do you think?" "Won't I be among the 15%?" " Go, go." "Dish out food." "You have eaten ?" "Why?" "How many times have told you to eat up if I am late?" "I have also said many times that I don't want to eat alone" "Ok." "Ok.." "Now hurry and dish out the food." "And yes!" "Set the alarm for 5:25 in the morning." "Why?" "What will you do so early in the morning?" "Isn't there a test match commentary?" "India Vs." "Australia?" "See how Gavaskar and Vishwanath make mince of Australia." "Amarnath is also in form." "And Chandresekhar and Bedi !" "Aha!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop your running commentary now." "Brother!" "You will pass, won't you?" " Again!" "same old "Hen's single leg"?" " No!" "No!" "Its not that" "Doctor uncle was saying that, if you pass, he has found a job for you." "Ratna, how will uncle find a job for me?" "He couldn't find a girl for himself in 65 years!" "O!" "brother." "You are just......." " Ratna, my child" " Doctor Uncle!" "Come!" "Come!" "How is your patient?" " A big blunder has happened." "What happened?" "Well, with the second dose his fever came down." "He was well and having tea." "So, what's so bad about it?" "If patients start getting well in two doses, then doctors will be out of jobs." "No Illness!" "No fees!" "Doctor uncle!" "you and your nephew are both the same." " Come!" "please come inside." "" " Let's go." " Should I make tea?" "No." "Let it be" "Where is Ramprasad?" " Today his results are to be declared?" "Yes." "Brother has gone to check that." "may God make your brother pass it." "Why won't he pass?" "He has been studying through the nights" "[Door Creaks]" "I think he has arrived." "What happened brother?" "what happened?" "What happend to whom?" "about your results" " That...which I feared." "Uncle, your information was wrong" "Not 15%." "Only 12% passed" " So did you?" " I told you only 12% passed" "Ratna, come here" "I will ask him the results." "Why son?" "Tell the truth." " I passed uncle!" "I passed!" "Long live my son, live long." "You have grown like your father" "In times of joy, he used to act just like that" "Son, a heavy burden has now lifted from my heart" "What kind of burden, uncle?" "Now you can stand on your own feet" "Doctor Uncle!" "Here, please sweeten your mouth" "I knew my brother couldn't fail that's why I had ordered the sweets in advance" "Ratna, my child." "Bring a pen and paper" "I have seen a job for you" "If you are lucky you might get it" "The starting salary is Rs.550 -600 550 - 600?" "Who will give, uncle?" "I don't even have experience" "Your inexperience is your greatest qualification" "I will explain these later" " first write." "To the proprietor" "Urmilla traders" "No Sir...you'll have to call back in an hour" "Thank you sir." " Sir, tea?" "put it down" "[phone Rings]" "Yes, sir?" "please bring the application files, head clerk" "Right sir." "How many applications came in total?" "a total of 117 sir 23 freshers and the rest are experienced put the experienced applications in the trash bin" "Sire, the country is in this state due to the experienced applicants!" "anywhere you see no one below the age of 70 - 80 is seen in any post!" "which is why the country is unable to run!" "Like an aged it is dragging itself" "Yes sir." "You spoke very truly." "But there is only one flaw in today's generation" "what's that sir?" "they are more intereseted in sports and fashion" "Yes sir." "You spoke very truly sir." "Anyway, read the names" "The first name is "Vicky Saxena"" "Vicky?" "what kind of name is "Vicky"?" "Sir, it might be "Vikram" shortened to "Vicky"" "Rubbish!" "Anyone who shortens his name will also do a small job" "Remove this short "Saxena" ...proceed proceed here!" "I'm sorry sir." "I'm sorry" " Second name is "Badri Narayan Srivastav"" " Good." "Call him." "Next?" "The third name is "Ram prasad Sharma"" " Call him too" "[Hums a song]" "Doctor Uncle!" "Whose clothes are you ironing?" "Brother's" "Today at 11, he has to go for an interview" "He is going to wear these clothes to the interview?" " Yes" "For heaven's sake!" "what happened?" "Nothing, nothing." "Ram prasad!" "Ram prasad!" " Coming Uncle" "Uncle, did you read today's newspaper?" "India Vs. pakistan." "First hockey test" "Islauddin and Samiulladin are coming" "Tell me what will the result be" "I can't tell the result of the hockey test" "But I can surely tell the results of your interview what?" "If you wear these clothes to the interview the result will be 'whoosh'" "I don't understand" "I've come here to make you understand" "Ratna child, first make me tea." "Go" "Come here come sit" "Let me tell you something about Bhavani Shankar" "Bhavani Shankar?" "Yes!" "the proprieter of Urmilla Traders who will be interviewing you today my childhood friend" "I see" "He is a character with very strong likes and dislikes" "For him, your biggest plus point is your moustache" "Huh?" "Yes" "He measures people by their moustache he says" "He whose moustache is clean his heart isn't clean" "This he says truly" "yes?" "Yes!" "No no." "I didn't mean you" "You are an exception uncle" "So in his office there will only be people with moustache?" "Yes. apart from the receptionist" "because..its a girl" "Now listen carefully" "Number one, this" " Don't use your short name in the interview you have to use your full name" "R.p. Sharma wont do" "You have to say "Ram prasad Sharma"" "Number two, this" "He hates recommendations he shouldn't know that I am related to you" "And number three. most important point" "Don't answer any questions other than 'on' accountancy huh?" "Assume you don't know anything about Cinema, hockey, cricket, football and music" " A total peasant peasant?" "Because, Bhavani Shankar's father used to tell him" ""During the years of study, there should only be study" "And nothing else" "After studies are over" "Fulfill all you desire"" "He is very proud of his culture and heritage" "So instead of shirt and pant wear "dhoti kurta" or"kurta pyjama"" "But Uncle." "I don't even have a "Kurta pyjama"" "Then Beg, Borrow or Steal manage it from somewhere" " And listen" "Apply oil on your head nicely" "Uncle" "Which insolent says that "Hitler is dead"?" "Wait, wait, wait." "Stop the Car prasad!" "Dever?" "Where have you been in over a year?" "And where are you going?" "Do you remember Jagganath?" "Yes" " He is a social worker now" " I see" "I'm going to borrow a "Kurta pyjama" from him for just a day" "I have an interview" ""Kurta pyjama" for an interview!" "Yes" "Did you apply for some ministership?" "See." "Don't get involved in ministership" " find some permanent job" "No." "Its not that" "You want a "Kurta pyjama"?" "Yes -then come with me" "I'm going to mohan studios." "I will get one for you" "Camera Running." "B/12 Take 1" "Amit" "your drink." "Lady" "mr ButteroChips" "The way to offer drinks to ladies is this come Hurricane, come typhoon, come eartquake" "But.." "Not a drop of wine is spilt from the glass" "And even if it spills" "It spills with style" "Like this" "Cut it!" "Ghoshley" "Yes" " Bring all the "Kurta pyjamas" we have." "Quick!" "ok sir [phone Rings]" "Hey!" "Deven" "Hi!" "Hero!" "What are you working on?" "[sighs] "Jurmana"" " Hasn't it completed yet?" "No my friend." "You?" "I'm working in a mythological mystery, suspense drama" ""Who is parvati's Husband?"" "O!" "I forgot to introduce you." "This is my childhood friend, mr. prasad" "And.." "I don't need to say anything about him" "There is blood flowing from there" "Yes." "Its makeup" "Oh!" " Its his first time in a studio. thats why.." " I see" "Ok." "Let me put on some makeup." "Bye" "Ok." "See you." "please. my name is Rita please write. "To Rita, from bro." "Anthony"" "I see." "You want bro." "Anthony's autograph not mine." "No No." "Its not like that." "OK.please write "To Rita, from bro." "Anthony Bachhan"" "Friend." "With this moustache you look very different" "Yes friend." "I have to do a double role for twins" "One has moustache, other doesn't" "Shamnadar, this side is a bit higher" " please trim this a bit" "Ok" " And has the actress arrived?" "No" "Then why are you putting me a moustache?" "Just get me ready." "Go and send Bhosle" "Tell me something" " How is Ratna?" "She's fine." "Doing her m.A." "She's doing m.A.!" "..and did you marry?" "no -and any affairs?" "No" "Eh!" "just like this!" "straight and simple?" "See. what I am telling you is.." "Deven Sir?" "yes" "Here are the "Kurta pyjamas"" "Bro. check which one you like" "Any simple one will do" "Atleast make a selection!" "This will be fine" "Friend." "This one.." " this looks like Amitabh Bachhan's." "Leave it." "select another one" "This will do" " this is too broad." "Whose is this?" "this belongs to bro." "Hari" "Oh!" "Sanjeev Kumar's" "Don't you have any Kurta of his size?" "I have sir Asrani's Kurta but it maybe a bit smaller for him" "No no." "It will do." "Its just for one day I will manage. please bring it." "And also bring a sling bag and a jacket along" "But why do we need that?" "Oh!" "Kid!" "If you wear only Kurta pyjama you will look like mr." "Gulzar wear a Dhoti, Kurta and jacket and you will look like mr." "India mr." "India!" "Badri Narayan Srivastav?" "Ya!" "What's the matter?" "12 interviews over in 20 mins?" "I can't understand anything." "Nothing was asked on Accountancy" " He asks all kinds of weird questions - weird questions?" "meaning?" "Brother, all this is a show." "The selection has already been made morning sir" " please come." "Sit down" "Thankyou sir." "you must know my uncle very well -huh?" "His name is "Harry Srivastav" He studied in college with you" "He was the captain of the football team too Uncle has said "hello" to you , sir." "You don't recall, sir?" " Harry Srivastav?" "You mean Hari Narayan Srivastav?" "Yes sir, yes sir" "Now he is a renowned football coach, sir" "Sir, when the "Black pearl" was here, He selected the team for mohan Bagan" "Black pearl?" "Yes sir." "World's renowned footballer, pele" "Sir, like we call Rabindranath as "Gurudev", Gandhiji as "mahatma" or "Bapu"?" "Similarly, we call pele as "Black pearl"" "What a player sir!" "what a player." "you seem to have a good knowledge on sports" "O!" "my life is in sports, sir." "I'm writing a book on Indian cricketers .."Sunny"" "huh?" " I mean, Sunil Gavaskar" "Ah!" "He was my classmate" "Aw!" "very good, very good I'm highly impressed" "you can go now" "Thank you sir." "Thank you very much" "Good day sir" "Good day" "Sir, any message for uncle Harry?" "yes, yes." "Tell him, I am very pleased to meet you" "Alright sir" "Bubbye" "Goodbye" ""Yet to grow teeth and befriending already!" " " Next." "mr Venkateshwar Ayengar?" "Excuse me brother." "How was your interview?" "He is very very impressed with me, you know." "He turned out to be my uncle's friend." "I think I got the job." "Ciao" "hmm. what is your given name?" "Venkateshwar Ayengar sir" "I have heard that in the south, the father's name is suffixed to the name" "Not only father's name, sir, the village name is also suffixed" "Actually my name is Venkateshan Krishnamurty Chirampapalli Ayengar, sir" "Hmm.." "So, what is your opinion about "Black pearl" mr." "Venkateshan .." "Rammurty..." "Not Rammurty sir, Krishnamurty" "Yes, yes" "So, what is your opinion about the famous footballer "Black pearl"" "Sir, I have no interest in football" "then lets talk about cricket -actually, I don't have interest in sports that's good, very good." "But you can ask me anything about dance and music, sir" "about "Bharatnatyam" -meaning, you dance?" "No sir, I don't dance, my sister dances" "Last week she had a programme on TV people say she dances like "Hema malini"" "As a matter of fact sir, Hema malini is also of my caste" "She's also an Ayengar" "Sir, I have learnt Karnatak music." "I can sing very well sir" "God willing, I will listen to it someday Now you can go" "Good day" "Good day" "Next" "Head Clerk!" "please bring the experienced candidates file Looks like we have to get someone from there" "I am very disappointed with this new generation, head clerk" "Half of them don't have moustaches of other half, their dress and speech rushes blood to my head" "Nothing can be done for this country This country has no future" "Now, there is just one remaining." "I will have a look at him too please bring out the file of the experienced people" "Good day sir" "Good day please come" "So, your good name is?" "Ram prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma" "Yes.." "Sit, sit" "Thank you sir" "What is your opinion on Sunil Gavaskar?" " Sunil...." "Gavaskar....?" "Yes, yes, famous cricketer pardon me Sir. my knowledge on cricket is very limited" "Its alright, its alright." "Doesn't matter." "Tell me something about Black pearl." "I didn't know that pearls are also black in colour" "I used to think that pearls are only white in colour" "I am talking about "pele"" "O!" "he is a great man, sir." "Very great." " I see -then tell me something about his greatness" "His thesis on the "per Capita income of the backward tribes of maharastra" is worth reading sir" "Whom are you talking about?" "Rayleigh sir. prof." "Rayleigh, renowned economist" "No!" "no." "I am talking about "pele" p.E.L.E. pele!" "the famous football player" "Oh!" "Yes." "I did read in the newspaper a few days earlier that 20-30 thousand mad people went to Calcutta's Dumdum airport at midnight to receive him...and... thats all I know about him, sir." "Ok." "What is your opinion on the forthcoming hockey test between India and pakistan?" "Allow me sir" " Why?" "why?" "What happened?" "Apart from my field, I have no knowledge in other fields, sir my father taught us that "Youth is for work"" "to fulfill your desire, you have your entire life" "But today I realised that it is necessary to have knoweldge about sports etc etc." "Father's teachings were untrue" "Absolutely not!" "Absolutely not!" "Whatever your father taught was right" "Sit, sit..." "And what else did he teach?" "He used to say that "Never let your values....."" "Let it go, sir." "You might think him to be crazy" "No!" "Say" "He used to say, humans should give due respect to their values and moustaches" ""moustache is the mirror of the human soul and mind"" " "moustache is the mirror of heart" - "a saying worth a million"" "Son, I say, "One without a moustache is one without a heart"" "You have really got a valued education" "Can you ...see..this balance sheet?" "This is 197.." " Shhh..." "Which novice has made this sir?" "This man is a complete duffer" "I have made this" "I ask for forgiveness, sir." "But .." "But this is wrong" "I know that" "I just wanted to see how much you knew" "I am very happy with you I am very proud of you , my boy" "Listen, come to work from tomorrow" "I'll start your salary from Rs 800" " 800?" "Ok 850." "But not a single penny more." "you youngsters only want money..." "No sir, that's not what I meant" "I am a fresher, sir." "How can I get 850?" "I don't deserve even Rs. 550" "Look son." "Don't tell me what you deserve." "Understand?" "Now go." "Come tomorrow." "Listen" "Why do you wear such a short Kurta?" "Sir, my father used to say that a Kurta is for covering the outwardly shame of the body" "In India there are 30 million men, of which 10 million wear kurta" "If every man reduces the length of his Kurta even by 6 inches then with the cloth saved from that how many persons clothing problem can be solved!" "that's why my father used to say that wearing long clothes is a very harmful fashion" "that's why he was against fashion -was?" "meaning...he..." "Yes sir. 4 years ago, he left for his heavenly abode" "Its such a pity that I didn't have the fortune to meet such a great and straight thinker" "But he is always with me, sir." "His memories remind me every moment that even after death, one can remain immortal through one's thoughts and principles" "you will go far" "But, I have a small request use such big, heavy words in writing, not in speaking" " its difficult to understand -ok, sir" "my respects, sir -long live my son" "come, head clerk please sit" "Have you ever seen a real diamond?" "Yes sir, once I had gone to the lecture of Savitri devi, I saw it in her necklace that's not a real diamond" "Did you see a guy leave now?" "Yes" "Ah!" "this is a real diamond" "yes" "Brilliant!" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "my boy I was getting worried over nothing" "Even if you weren't a Chartered account you would have earned well in a Drama company that is alright uncle but this mini Kurta How will this mini Kurta work?" "This belongs to someone else make one of your own size" "O!" "no. there lies the dilema people hit their feet with an axe, I have hit the axe with my feet" "How is that?" "To impress , I had argued that our father used to say "we should only wear short Kurtas"" "How can I break my father's command?" "Yes, the Kurta is a little smaller - little?" "Son." "Instead of 550 you'll get a salary of 850 what about a small kurta?" "Even if you have to wear a vest to work you shouldn't complain" "Ratna, I have to discuss some important things with him, you go there" "Understand one thing son" "If you can keep Bhavani Shankar happy, you can get many things" "Do you know who is the "Urmilla" of "Urmilla Traders"?" "Bhavani Shankar's only daughter" "So?" " She is beautiful and unmarried too" "In order to build a relation with you, I broke my relations with the world speak. why are you silent?" "please speak" "Isn't it my only fault is that I married you in secrecy from all?" "what if you didn't come with the bridal party?" "Oboes weren't played, songs weren't sung" "But with God as witness, didn't you accepted me as your wife?" "Don't forsake me" "I.." "I'm going to be the mother of your child" "O!" "Lord, open the eyes of my heart, O!" "Lord" "First open the eyes on your head!" "But do you listen?" "Either you're busy in your work or you're busy slimming your potbelly" "I have said so many times Don't give so much freedom to your daughter" "What happened today?" "A terrible thing has happened brother." "Urmi has married secretly" "Who told you?" "I heard it with my own ear" "And the guy is fleeing from her" "And not only that brother." "Urmi....." "what happened?" "say what happened!" "Urmi is going to become the mother of his child" " Where is Urmi?" "Urmi, where?" " In her room" "I married you secretly from my father this is my fault. say it!" "Why are you silent?" "Say it." "Say it." "Why are you silent?" "If you forsake me in this condition, then I will have only one way to commit suicide" "Urmi." "Urmi!" "Open the door" "Open the door Urmi." " What happened daddy?" " Hasn't happened." "Will happen" "What will happen?" "What happened aunty?" "What have you done daughter!" "What have you done!" "What did I do?" ""What have I done"?" "You have shamed the entire dynasty and you ask "what have I done"?" "Where is the rascal?" "Today I will shoot him!" "If you wanted to marry then...." "Stop it." "Stop it daddy." "This is the limit" "Look!" "this is the bottle of glycerine and this is the play book" "And see this...there will be a play in my college and I was rehearsing for it" "See this!" "Rehearsal?" "Why do you need vermillion in rehearsal?" "Amazing daddy!" "The role is of a married woman." "If I don't put on vermillion, how will the feelings come?" "Daddy?" "It was no fun alone. please sit." "I will do infront of you." "Come." "huh?" "please sit" "You come too, aunty" "I'll do. ok?" "Imagine." "Imagine that aunty is mahender mahender, who?" "mahender!" "with whom I've married secretly" " Oh." "Aye!" "Beware!" "Daddy!" "I'm acting daddy." "Its a play. please listen" "I am in love with you, mahender" "Daughter, you shouldn't speak your husband's name" "Say like this "O!" "can you hear?"" "O my god!" "Aunty!" "This is a modern play" "But why do you need to do such an unsavoury plays?" "Why can't you do plays like "Hail Goddess Santoshi", "Devotee pralad"." "Right brother?" " without doubt you people want to hear or not?" "you want to hear, right?" "speak then listen" "mahender, I love you and..and your child is in my stomach" "Good morning, sir" "Good morning" "Greetings head clerk" "What's the matter Ramprasad?" "It's not yet 9:30 and you've started work already!" "Sir, I arrived at 8 -why?" "Yesterday the boss asked to prepare the file for "Ahuja  Ahuja"" "what was the hurry?" "you had the entire day the file was needed in the evening" "No, head clerk my father used to say "Do tomorrow's work today and today's work now"" "On what you said A new poet of the new generation has said" ""Do today's work today and tomorrow's work the day after"" ""what's the hurry son, when you have years to live?"" "bravo, bravo, bravo" "But you didn't ask who wrote this limerick" "who has written it?" "this nameless has" "Head clerk." "You turned out to be a genius!" "Good morning Sir" "Good morning Sir" "Good morning" "Greetings sir" "Greetings" "Take this sir -what's this?" "the file of "Ahuja  Ahuja" company" "When did you finish it?" "I told you only at 5pm yesterday why sir?" "Yesterday I was here till 7 and today I came at 8 and completed it" "But what was the need to do overtime I don't pay overtime to anyone" "Sir, my father used to say "If you have to work don't look at the face of time"" "And do you know what my father used to say?" "He used to say, "Bhavani, put your heart in that youngster who puts his heart into work"" "there is a small matter sir -what?" "Our company takes short term loans from Ahuja  Ahuja -that's right" "But sir, they deduct the interest prior to giving the load" "what happened?" "see this we borrowed 25,000 at a monthly interest of 1.5% but we got 22,750, meaning we gave an interest of 2,250 on 22,750 which means the rate of interest became 2.29% instead of 1.5%, sir" "In the last 5 years we have taken a loan of 500,000 from them and.." "we've got 15,000 less" "You are right!" "my God!" "No one thought about this" "In my opinion we should send this file to our legal advisor" " write a letter to the company asking for an explanation -ok sir" "Head clerk?" "Yes sir from this month onwards give Ramprasad Rs. 100 for conveyance allowance." "Alright?" "One day I saw a dream in a dream -what?" "you know our Amitabh?" "Bachhan?" "He was out of the market people had a doubt" "Due to me he was gone, gone,gone,gone,gone!" "my luck changed what can I say "Really"!" "I became Amitabh" "I saw a dream in a dream" "On the right Hema -malini?" "On the left Zeenat" "Amaan?" "In the front Rekha and what I saw behind" "On the right Hema" "On the left Zeenat" "On the front Rekha and what I saw behind" "So what happened?" "Ratna was standing with a cane in her hand" "In no time, I was running" "I saw I was awake" "I saw a dream in a dream" "Yes!" "I remembered one more" "Tell us" "One day I saw a small dream -dream?" "You know our Lata?" "Lata was music I was on the Tabla" "She was in the beginning I was at the end" "I saw a dream in a dream" "please have these" "Wow!" "this is great" "Brother, a sister should be like this" "O idiots, this isn't samosas -then what is it?" "This is a sisters......." "love" "Eat quickly or the love will grow cold" "Here, eat, eat." "Hey friend prasad, when will you get a raise again?" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Friends.." "Romans..and Countrymen" "Lend me your ears prasad's promotion's celebration will be from me" "But in this celebration, apart from me and prasad" "Only one more person can join friend, this is against Democracy!" "down with personality curse!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Silence, silence protesting doesn't mean that you can do whatever you like and make noise" "Friends, the fact is that I have only 3 tickets for tomorrow's hockey test match 13 people can't go on 3 person's ticket" "This is the time to sacrifice for friends" "Those who don't want to go, please raise your hands" "What?" "Hockey test match and you won't go?" "I didn't get leave" "Take half day off" "I won't get leave for a test match -why?" "That's a different drama, friend I'll tell you some other time" "Ok, you are an expert in acting" "Just say" "Say that your mother suddenly became ill shame, shame, why are you dragging in a dead mother?" "So, what happened?" "By saying that his mother is ill, he is just making his dead mother alive" "Yes friend, he is correct there is nothing to shame in this brother, I will surely go" "I will call you exactly at 3 saying your mother suddenly became ill" "Yes, that will be alright" "I'll give you the phone number of my boss' cabin" "If the boss himself receives the call there won't be any reason to suspect" "And yes, bring along a shirt and pant for me" "I'll come to your house and we can go straight to the stadium from there" "Friend, why is the need to bring a shirt and a pant?" "Friend, if I go to see the test match wearing the clothes I wear to work," "India will surely lose remember boss' number 449002." "Call exactly at 3." "Ok?" "Dispatch this today itself" "Sir, you've initialled the duplicate?" "yes" "I have to go now for work." "You wait here." "mr." "Khanna's call will come at 5'o clock very important call talk to him personally" "[phone Rings] phone sir, phone!" "Yes!" "Good Lord!" "Yes I'll send right now" "It was one of your neighbour's call" "I'm sorry sir, I'll forbid them" "No, no. your mother suddenly fell ill what happened sir?" "what happened to my mother?" "No, no." "She's fallen sick." "You go home quickly" "But sir, mr." "Khanna's call..." "Shoot Khanna's call." "Go hurry up." "Wait" "I'll drop you in my car" "No sir." "Why take the trouble?" "I will take a taxi and go." "Ok sir." "Sir...please pray to God for my mother" "Don't worry, Don't worry my son." "Everything will be alright." "Go home." "Wow!" "wow!" "This is called maternal Dedication" "anyone sitting here -sit there" "what's happening?" "Have you bought the stadium?" "hey, didn't I tell you." "Sit there!" "Come, come, heroes, late latifs my full moons" "I've been waiting for an hour for you" "We were looking for you outside and you're seated here!" "want beetel nut?" "ask there -you want?" "friend, if Govinda and Ashok Kumar were here it would've been great" "Ram prasad?" "Yes" "Tell me one thing." "what?" "Head clerk" "In a day, I pluck around 10-12 hairs from my nose" "Then where do these new hairs come from everyday?" "I was also thinking the same thing, head clerk what's that?" "If our country's soil would become like your nose, it would be so good" "meaning what?" "meaning today you gather a harvest" "Tomorrow, again a new harvest is ready" "There would be an instant solution to the country's food shortage" "Ram prasad?" "Yes, head clerk" "Are you making fun of me?" "No, head clerk" "[Good morning sir] -oh!" "Boss" "Good morning Sir" "Good morning" "Greetings, sir" "Sir?" "Good news Sir" "Ahuja  Ahuja have accepted their mistake please sign on this paper we'll get back the 15000" "First tell me this How is your mother now?" "Now she's fine, sir" "Doctor says, now there is nothing to worry" "But, what was her problem?" "She had trouble breathing but now its gone" "What's gone?" "Breath or Trouble?" "Trouble sir -ah!" "very good" "So, if yesterday, Govinda and Ashok Kumar were there then it would have been great fun at the test match." "Yes?" "Test match?" "I didn't understand, sir" "Don't pretend!" "You damn liar!" "You bluffer!" "I'm like your father and you dare to lie to me?" "Yes sir, No sir" "What do you mean?" "Yes sir, No sir." "You are like my father." "Yes sir for that and you said I lied to you." "No sir for that" "Shut up!" "I've seen you in the stadium with my own eyes" "I was amazed at your impudence!" "I had so much trust on you!" "[Friend." "With this moustache you look very different]" "[Yes friend." "I have to do a double role for twins One has moustache, other doesn't]" "I understood sir." "I understood" "But it is not your fault sir -what do you mean?" "It's not the fault of your eyes too But please sign this paper, then I'll tell you" "what will you tell? "I'll tell"!" "don't be so agitated sir my father used to say that "agitation is very harmful for health"" "Listen, listen." "Don't..don't try to get smart with me" "No sir." "You say that you saw me at the stadium." "Right?" "Yes!" "What was I wearing?" "Hmm..you..you.." "Let me tell you sir" "The one you saw was wearing some colourful clothes" "Yes!" "He had sunglasses on his eyes?" "yes, yes" "Hair must've been ruffled?" "and at first glance looks like a hooligan?" "What are you trying to say?" "I'm trying to say that you didn't see me there, sir" "Have you ever seen me wearing such clothes?" "But the mistake you made, sir happens with other people all the time the one you saw wasn't Ram prasad" "He was Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma my twin brother" "what?" "Yes sir but how did you make this mistake, sir?" "I have a moustache, he is moustache shaven" "moustache shaven?" "yes, Clean Shave think a bit sir" "Anyway, you are the master If you want to dismiss me, then..... dismiss me" "But my father used to say" ""Son Ram prasad." "Never tolerate false accusation and injustice"" "And as you have lost your faith in me" "I can't work here please accept my resignation letter greetings" "Listen!" "listen!" "listen!" "You were right." "maybe he didn't have a moustache maybe?" "What does "maybe" mean?" "How can someone without a moustache have a moustache, sir?" "but Sir" "I considered you like a father" "And today you put this false accusation on me son, son,son, I made a mistake sit,sit, sit here" "You just said that I am like your father, right?" "Don't I even have the right to scold you?" "Yes, you have the right, sir" "First tell me one thing What does your brother do?" "He does nothing sir." "Entire day sports, songs, cinema" "means he doesn't earn?" "no sir, he doesn't earn but loses" "meaning all household responsibility is on you?" "Yes sir" "Do one thing" "Bring him here tomorrow I will manage a job for him" "No, no ." "This is impossible, sir -why?" "He can't come wherever I am" "I didn't understand" "Sir, like I said, he doesn't know anything except music, sports" "Ok Ok." "Day after tomorrow is a holiday" "Send him to my house the day after tomorrow morning" "He will teach my daughter music" "Sir, you're taking one more trouble for me" "See!" "Don't stretch the matter for the injustice done on you today" "I have to do the penance for it" "Send him day after tomorrow morning" "Forget what I said." "Go and do your work." "Go" "Kiddo!" "you are stuck" "See Deven." "If I lose this job, it will be a disaster" "These days, no one gives a salary of Rs. 950" "And I have to arrange Ratna's wedding" "See." "You get me a false moustache." "Just like this." "I'll take care of the rest" "Silver Jubilee -what?" "Golden Jubilee" "Hit!" "hit, hit, Super hit what's not there in this?" "Sex, Emotion,motion" "Tragedy,Comedy,Family drama" "Cabaret, music, Sportsmanship." "It has everything" "Today itself, I'll tell this idea to Rishi Kapoor" "He'll become mad" "What?" "He will go mad. mad!" "What a brilliant Story!" "What a brilliant story!" "Hero, clean shaven, teaches the Boss' daugher music in the evening" "At night he roamances." "And in the morning?" "puts on a moustache, and works in the Boss' office." "Terrific!" "Yes." "The way you double roles in movies" "Likewise, I have to do a double role in life" "But yes." "Only for a day" "Only for a day?" "What do you mean?" "I will make such a nuisance at the interview that Boss will throw me out even before he asks me to sit" "After that, saying that my mother is ill, I'll take leave for a week" "I'll grow my moustache back shucks friend, you punctured the entire story" "Sex, Romance, Love, Cabaret you censored everything?" "Anyway, I understand your problem" "Your work will be done" "But what if I feel like sneezing and the moustache ends up on the Boss' face?" "What are you talking about friend?" "Sneeze!" "Even if you are hung the moustache will stick there" "I'll give you such spirit gum" "[Shot is ready]" "Ok." "Now you go and shave your moustache" "[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]" "[Every straight way has a curved path]" "[Topsy Turvy, brother all is Topsy Turvy]" "[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy]" "[Topsy Turvy, all is Topsy Turvy]" "Hi Gardner" "Hi" "Is the old man at home?" "Which old man?" "That master of yours Bhavani Shankar" "Who told you that Bhavani Shankar is old?" "O!" "gardner." "One whose name is Bhavani Shankar" "He grows old as soon as he's born" "Why?" "Isn't it true?" "Ok." "Go and call him" "Call him!" "You sit here." "I'll call him" "Come in young man" "Good morning" "Good morning." "You?" "my name is Bhavani Shankar" "By Joe!" "Do you also have a twin who works here as a gardner?" "No." "I don't have a gardner" "I manage my own garden" "Oh!" "then I've made a big mistake -what?" "You know I called you Old" "So, what?" "I am old" "Yes, you are old but....." "You know, like you shouldn't call a blind, a blind call a lame, a lame. similarly, you shouldn't call an old person, Old." "That strikes his heart." "Am I right?" "Sit down" "Thank you." "Thank you sir!" "What's your name?" "Lucky, Lucky Sharma" "Lucky?" "Well the name is Laxman prasad but friends call me Lucky" "you can also say that" "No!" "I'll say Laxman prasad only" "As you please sir." "your wish" "If you want, you can call me Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma" "That reminds me Fullname reminds me" "Brother was saying that you are in need of a music teacher" "That is there" "But there are two conditions" "Conditions?" "Yes." "First condition" "Your salary will be Rs. 200 per month but you won't get the salary Ram prasad will get it why is that?" "I said this is my first condition" "Ok, ok." "Agreed." "What next?" "Next is my daughter will decide if you are capable ot teaching music" "Sorry Sir!" "These conditions aren't acceptable to me" "The way your daughter will decide if I'm capable of teaching music" "Similarly, an artist like me should get the right to decide if your daughter is capable of learning music" "That's fair." "Quite fair" "Daddy?" "Urmilla, he has come to teach you music" "Hi" "His name is Laxman prasad Dussherat prasad Sharma" "what was the name?" "just a minute" "You can call me lucky -ok." "Its alright" "I'll call you mister Lucky" "No, no." "No need to add 'mister'" "You can just call me Lucky and instead of miss Urmila, I'll call you Mili" "No!" "you'll call her miss Urmilla and she'll call you master whatever you say sir" "Urmilla, see if he is capable of teaching music" "And you also see if she is capable of learning music" "please." "Lets go to the music room" "Let's go" "And one thing." "music is a very difficult thing" "Mili -what?" "I mean miss Urmila" "Yes miss Urmilla, music is an Art Its not a Business or Accountancy" "In music, 2 and 2 can not only be 4 It can be 5, it can be 3" "It can also be Zero" "Lets go -lets go" ""Yet to grow teeth and befriending already!"" "Come. please come in" "Beautiful!" "Did you do all this?" "Yes" "Fantastic!" "See. please don't fail me by taking a test" "I don't know how to sing" "Especially, in front of you I can't sing" "Why?" "You're such a great artist and I.." "That..." "I was...." "Last year, didn't you sing at Ravi Bhavan in the contemporary artist's meet" "Truly speaking, my interest in singing started that day" "I looked for you a lot" "I reached there just after your song began so, I didn't get your name" "God is Great!" "That was very good" "Yes?" "I mean, what's in a name" "the real thing is music" "I understood that listening to your song please sing that song again please" "That day I felt as if the world is a big open field" "And in that field, I'm alone with your voice since then I've been searching for that voice" "I dream while sleeing or awake" "Sitting or standing, I keep thinking about you that.." "The soon to come moment is about to go..." "If you can, live your life in this... moment that is about to go." "The soon to come moment is about to go..." "If you can, live your life in this... moment that is about to go." "Once, (I) just met this innocent blossom (bud)." "Blooming, (she) said" "I am leaving happy." "When I look, it is right here." "When I search, it is not here." "This moment that is about to go." "The soon to come moment is about to go..." "If you can, live your life in this... moment that is about to go." "Once, this moment fell from time somewhere." "There I found this tale." "The moment is nowhere." "By making you laugh a little." "By making you cry a little." "This moment is also about to go." "The soon to come moment is about to go..." "If you can, live your life in this... moment that is about to go." "The soon to come moment is about to go..." "Looks like Ram prasad is stuck somewhere But where did he go?" "Don't know doctor uncle." "This morning he left so early, I didn't even know" "Since two days he looks very anxious" "I am anxious too" "Talking to Bhavani Shankar, I felt someone at his office has betrayed him brother is here brother, doctor uncle is here" "what happened here?" "Greetings, uncle" "what happened to your mouth?" "Nothing" "If nothing, why have you put a hanky over it?" "where did your moustache go?" "what have you done?" "working at Bhavani Shankar's office, you shaved your moustache!" "your job is gone!" "you called me, sir?" "yes, come, come" "yesterday Laxman came -who sir?" "Laxman, your brother" "Yes!" "my brother" "Can I say something?" "don't mind my saying but he's a bit upstart" "Why sir?" "Was he disrespectful?" "No no." "He didn't do it on purpose" "But, he talked to me thinking I was the gardner such a shameful thing, sir" "Sir, don't let him enter the house" "No, no, how can that be he's your twin brother" "Sir, how can I explain?" "my disaster will be due to that twin brother" "New subtitle you are worrying unnecesarily" "We've to accept one thing." "There is great sweetness in his voice" "O yes!" "how is your mother's health?" "Now its alright, sir" "I'll come to meet her on sunday" "whom will you come to meet, sir?" "your mother" " No, no sir." "As I said she's perfectly healthy now -so what?" "your mother and I won't meet?" "I'm coming on sunday" "[Action]" "Hey!" "babu, hey babu, wake up!" "It's 4'0 clock." "We've to sweep." "Oh!" "why are you screaming?" "what happened?" "Ooh!" "my hand hurts." "How can I sweep?" "And there is so much work to do" "Who is asking you to work?" "Sit like a queen." "I'll do all the work -you are such a goodman may God bless you" "O Gangu maid -yes" "I remembered something -what?" "I don't know anything about Yoga" "with Yoga, all pain will vanish -even backache?" "Yes, yes." "Absolutely" "Now see." "First stand like this" "In standing position, lift one leg" "like this?" "Yes." "A little bit higher" "Now put your hands on your hips -here?" "Yes!" "yes!" "Now lean a bit to this side towards me lean.." "lean.." "lean.." "lean.." "lean.." "ok." "Now stop" "Now lean a bit.." "lean.." "lean.." "lean that side!" "that side!" "this side?" "Go son. lean.." "lean.." "lean.." "Now slowly lift the other leg also." "Lift it, lift it, lift it, slowly.." "lift the other slowly" "your mother's #@, your sisters @#, can't you just work?" "[Cut] [very good, very good] Vinay, some tea?" "I'll be back in 15 minutes." "Bye" "Bye" "Sit, sit , sit" "So, now you need a mother." "Friend, your story is gettng very complicated" "Earlier I was thinking of directing your story myself" "But now, it seems that I've to call a hit commercial film director" "Because there is no logic in your story anymore" "First you need a Kurta, then moustache, then mother" "In my story, I'll put a wife in place of the mother" "If there's a wife she'll be young." "If there's a young wife, there'll be sex." "If there's sex, there'll be romance." "If there's romance, there'll be songs" "If there"s songs, there'll be a villian." "If there's a villian, he'll fight with the hero" "Hero will chase him" "Dev, you think of the story later." "First think about me." "I need a mother and that too tomorrow" "What's the problem in that?" "I'll tell Aruna and she'll become your mother today itself" "Have you gone crazy?" "why?" "she'll look like ..." "what?" "your wife?" "Aren't there 25-26 years old stepmoms?" "Dev, I don't want a stepmom." "I want a real mother" "Real?" "You mean 40-50 years old?" "Yes 40-50 years old mother.... ms." "Sarita won't do your mother's role ms Nirupa is very busy ms." "Sulochna is from Kolapur itself mother's role..." "Yes!" "4 days ago I was working in Basuda's movie "Who's my mother?"" "The mother's role is played by a lady from here." "What's her name?" "mrs." "Srivastava" "She's a rich lady, social worker." "She works in films as a hobby" "Lets go to her She won't say "No" to us" "No, No." "No mr." "Deven, I can't do this work" "If we are caught?" "caught?" "yes" "What's this you are saying mrs." "Srivastava?" "This is an artist's test Its a challenge for you" "Before you say "No", please look at him once middle class man, family's sole supporter What'll happen if he loses his job?" "Please look at him" "How can this poor man's only sister get married?" "Who'll marry her, Mrs. Srivastava?" "Consider it as a social work for the women's society and do it." "Please" "Alright" "No, no." "I can't do it." "I don't have the courage." "I'm getting nervous right now" "Mrs. Srivastava" "You must've heard 'Father of the nation'." "Have you heard 'Mother of the nation'?" "No!" "Why?" "Let me tell you." "It's easy to be a father, Mrs. Srivastava and equally difficult a mother." "Its an honour to be someone's mother, and today we've come to give you that honour." "I wish I had got this honour" "I wish I could be his mother" "Please agree Mrs. Srivastava." "I'll give you the courage" "Please come..." "Sit..." "Sit" "You told me that your only daughter married and went to Canada?" "yes -and the house seems empty without her?" "yes -her memories sadden you and you've no peace?" "How old is your daughter?" "around 22 -23 years old" "Ratna is also 24-25 years old" "Ratna?" "Yes." "His sister." "The only sister" "She'll get a mother, you'll get a daughter and your emptiness will be over" "You'll only have to tolerate him" "Don't get taken by his face, he's quite intelligent" "He's a chartered accountant, very mannered" "Son..touch your mother's feet" "Long live." "Long live my daughter May you get my years" "My desire to see you brought me here" "Brother and I'll never forget your favour, aunty" "By the way, is everything clear to you?" "What's there to understand?" "Your father and mother passed away." "No, no." "Mother is still alive." "I'm the mother and I haven't passed away yet." "And we are 3 people at home" "Not three aunty, four" "Four?" "Yes!" "four" "O!" "yes, yes, four." "There's also one who isn't there" "Laxman Prasad!" "See, I haven't forgotten." "Aunty, don't be nervous at all" "No, no." "Why would I be nervous?" "I'm not nervous at all." "Yes!" "[RamPrasad] Please come in sir [gasps] they're here" "Come in" "Please come in, Sir" "Why are you removing them?" "Let the shoes be on" "What a holy atmosphere!" "Please sit, Sir" "Ratna!" "O Ratna" "Let's go, aunty" "Hey!" "not aunty, mother,mother." "Let's go" "Wait!" "O!" "Good Lord" "Yes." "Let's go now -first fix your veil" "Yes, veil, veil." "Let's go" "Slippers" "Oh!" "thankyou, thankyou." "Let's go" "I can't see your brother Laxman Prasad" "He's hardly at home to be seen" "He is...." "He is...." "Maybe he has gone to your place sir to teach music" "Greetings" "I'm so fortunate that the dust of your feet fell on this house" "don't say that, don't say that." "The fortune is mine." "Please sit" "Please sit" "This is my little sister Ratna -live long daughter." "Sit" "She's doing her M.A. in Hindi" "M.A. in Hindi!" "Why not, why not." "After all you're the daughter of a great father" "The mother should also get a little credit" "Yes, why not?" "why not?" "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world" "Go daughter Ratna, get brother a cold drink [ok]-sister, why the need for the trouble?" "what's the trouble in this?" "Guest is God and an offering has to be made to God as the home's holy atmosphere, likewise pure language, pure thoughts" "Yes!" "How's your holy?" "." "I mean how's your health now?" "Health.." "The way it's with health." "As long as I'm breathing, I'm breathing." "What are you saying." "May God give you a long life" "What will I do with a long life?" "I've just one daughter and by God's grace, her wedding is arranged" "And I've only one son whom you've given employment" "Only one son!" "Sir... the thing is, mother doesn't count Laxman in anything" "O!" "yes, yes." "His being there is as good as not being there" "His father used to say "Birth alone doesn't make you a son"" ""Only after fulfilling his duties does a son become a son in reality"" "What high ideals!" "Here." "Please sweeten your mouth a little" "Coconut sweets!" "My mother used to make them" "This is also made by mother, sir" "But why did you tell me to sweeten my mouth a little?" "I'm going to eat all of it." "Now, whenever I am free, I'll come here" "Why?" "I meant why not, why not" "It is your home" "I have to come in greed of these sweets" "No, no sir." "Why trouble yourself for this?" "Mother will make them and I'll deliver them at the office" "Yes, yes, I'll make lots of them." "Enough for 4-5 months" " Why Ratna?" "Yes, mother" "Thank you." "Thank you sister, please rid me of a dilema" "Apart from the moustache, there is no difference between Ram and Laxman" "How did you distinguish when they were kids?" "Must have been very difficult." "O!" "yes, yes." "It used to be very difficult" "So, how did you distinguish between them?" "By their moustache" "Yes...huh?" "Yes sir." "Mother used to blunder a lot when we were kids" "If he had a cold, she'd wipe my nose" "And if I had a tummy ache, she'd give him the medicine" "Then one day, with a pencil, father made me a moustache" "Since then sir." "I've been with this moustache since the age of 5" "So, take care of your moustache, my son take care of your moustache" "Ok sister." "I don't feel like leaving" "But have to leave" "yes, have to go." "Greetings" "Greetings" "Uncle, these sweets" "Yes!" "sweets, sweets" "I'll see him off till the car" "Yes, yes" "Lets go" "O!" "Ratna." "Put on the fan daughter.Fan!" "Full speed, fan." "O!" "God." "Fabulous performance aunty" "So?" "Many, many thanks, Mrs. Srivastava You were amazing in mother's role" "And like a mother, you saved from trouble" "Take care of this Ram Prasad" "Now, Ram Prasad will die and Lucky Sharma will come alive to teach music to Mr. Bhavani's daughter" "Ok, Mrs. Srivastava" "Should I make tea for you, aunty?" "Ratna, daughter come near me" "See, it's alright to call me aunty in public." "But can't you call me mother when alone?" "Yes, mother" "May I say something if you accept" "Don't come in my dreams" "I walk in my sleep when I see you." "Believe me" "May I say something if you accept" "Don't come in my dreams" "I walk in my sleep when I see you." "Believe me" "It happended yesterday too You went past me" "You were a bit disheveled, a bit sad" "I ran to cheer you up in my dream" "I feel down from the sofa" "May I say something if you accept" "Don't come in my dreams" "I walk in my sleep when I see you." "Believe me" "Day before yesterday, You had called me" "I had hid my face in your hands" "I had kissed your hand in my sleep, but" "But the kiss was on the bed" "May I say something if you accept" "Don't come in my dreams" "Ratna?" "Mother!" "Yes" "Remembered your daughter after so many days!" "I had gone to bangalore" "Take this" "What's it?" "A Cat" "Huh?" "Atleast take a look" "Goodness!" "It must be very expensive" "So what?" "No, no." "I can't accept such an expensive Saree" "Alright." "If it was your real mother, you wouldn't have thought of the price" "You didn't let me finish." "Only a saree won't do." "I'll also take ear rings" "just like the ones you've worn" "Oh!" "then have these ones" "No, no." "Why should I take second hand?" "I'll take new ones" "Ok." "Lets go to a jeweller tomorrow and you make the choice." "Ok?" "what's this?" "you're looking at your watch already?" "I've to go someplace, daughter" "Please sit for a while" "No dear." "I've very important work" "Understood." "If I were a real daughter, you wouldn't have left as soon as you came" "If you say like that, I won't go at all" "where do you have to go?" "Can't you see how dressed I am?" "There's a very important party" "These days we don't have parties." "We have fashion parades in the name of parties" "We have fancy dress shows." "Where have you come to?" "The fashion parade or the fancy dress show?" "Yes,yes." "If you don't make fun of the national dress, how can you be called Broad Minded?" "R.C. ....you should backoff." "Bhavani has given a face smashing reply" "then let me fix it" "Kamala, what's the matter?" "nothing" "We've met after many days." "Didn't Sulakha come?" "No, she's gone to bangalore" "Ok,ok" "yes, it's always like that." "How's mother?" "She's fine" "Hello Mr. Raman." "How are you?" "Fine." "Thank you" "What about Sushma's beauty contest" "Actually, my wife had objections in this matter" "That's very backward thinking." "Don't worry." "I'll convince her." "Excuse me." "I'll be back" "Sushila, how are you?" "I'm fine" "when did u get this made?" "Today itself" "Yes!" "I was also thinking of getting a similar one made" "Ok." "I'll see you again -ok" "[Humming softly]" "Excuse me" "Yes" "I think we've met before somewhere" "No, I don't think so" "Your name?" "I'm called Bhavani Shankar" "I'm called Kamala" "Kamala Srivastava." "Mrs. Kamala Srivastava" "Amazing." "Not only your face but I feel I've heard your voice before" "I'm sure we've met before" " I see, I see." "You've met Mrs. Sharma from Khar?" "Yes" "Yes!" "Its alright." "That's why you have the confusion" "But sister is a widow" "Is she your sister?" "Yes" "Sister is a widow but still people keep getting confused" "We are twins" "Looks like in your family there is a tradition of twins" "You're right." "Our granny were also twins." "Ganga Rani and Yamuna Rani" "And these nephews!" "Ram Prasad and Laxman Prasad" "O!" "Sheila." "Excuse me." "Let's go to Khar Yes sir" "[Bell Rings]" "You?" "Please come in" "Brother isn't at home" "And your mother?" "She is taking a bath" "Bathing?" "Ok." "Since I've come." "I'll meet her and go" "Of course!" "Please sit" "Excuse me." "Any important work?" "Yes." "Consider it important" "You can tell me" "I can ask her." "Because she take a long time to bathe" "No Problem." "I'm also in no hurry" "[Topsy Turvy brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Topsy Turvy brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Topsy Turvy brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Every straight way has a curved path]" "[Topsy Turvy brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy, Topsy Turvy [Topsy Turvy all is topsy turvy]" "Ratna, where has Ram Prasad gone?" "Brother?" "I don't know" "Why don't you know?" "He has gone to the temple" "Temple?" "Yes, today is tuesday." "Every tuesday he goes to the temple" "He is full of traditions." "You know all these silly superstitions" "I see!" "I see!" "Going to the temple, worshipping." "All these are bad upbringing!" "And wearing indecent clothes, not working" "See, I don't want to argue with you" "There is no point in discussing these things." "Because there is a big gap between you and me" "Generation gap after all." "You look at the past with your back towards the future" "In fact the sun is rising behind you" "You people from olden times can't understand our thoughts" "[Laxman!" "]" "[Whom are you talking with?" "]" "Mother!" "You've come mother." "I mean you've come back from your bath?" "Oh!" "you!" "You talk to him mother." "I'll be back" "Greetings brother" "Greetings sister." "Come, come." "Sit." "You be seated too" "How are you now?" "Your mercies" "I was passing by." "Thought to pay a visit" "What are you saying?" "We hardly get to see you" "Thing is." "Yes!" "Your sister Mrs. Srivastava I met her at a party" "Oh!" "Kamala." "How is she?" "She's good." "She's good" "I haven't met her for a long time" "Before marriage, we couldn't live without each other" "We're twins after all" "And then there's my Ram and Laxman Apart from looks they have nothing in common" "Hey mom!" "I'm going." "There's a jazz program." "Asha Putli is coming." "I'll be late returning." "Goodnight Mom." "Bye Ratna." "Toodle do sir" "Go daughter." "Bring sweets for brother" "I'm very worried for this boy, brother" "But God has also give you a son like Ram Prasad" "So principled...so truthful..." "so hardworking....so well behaved not enough words to praise" "But these days Ram Prasad looks a bit worried why worried?" "Brother, he respects you a lot almost worships you" "He's afraid that he'll make a small mistake and he'll become less in your eyes; then what will happen?" "Sister, Ram Prasad becoming less in my eyes?" "It can't happen" "No." "He was saying that "one day Sir had a wrong impression of me"" ""He was going to fire me"" "Sister, I'm ashamed for that incident." "But he's still afraid of being fired?" "And I'm thinking of making him the General Manager" "[Mother]" "Mother." "Sir, you!" "long live my son" "What's this?" "Why the reverence?" "Sir, whenever I bow to the goddess, I bow to my mother too" "Because mother is greater than God" "And you're like a father, so I bow to you" "Sit, sit, sit." "Sit beside me" "Long live son" "Seeing your devotion, my eyes are wet" "Sir please give this blessing that between us there'll never be a wall the width of a hair what are you saying son?" "Sister, you make him understand" "Sister, you take rest and allow me" "Yes mother." "You rest" "Ratna, hurry up!" "No, no sister." "Let it be today I'm in a bit of hurry." "Greetings sister." "Let's go son" "Please come sir" "Listen." "Remember one thing." "As long as I'm alive no one can even bend your hair" "Let's go" "We had thought that today brother is finished" "But how did you come suddenly?" "Yes, mother hears the cries" "See this" "But how did you come into the house?" "Yes!" "from the back" "Through the window of the kitchen" "You came through that?" "Yes, only I know how I came through" "My waist got stuck." "Half in half out" "I knew that Mr. Bhavani Shankar was already here." "I..[ouch]" "what happened?" "I got sprained jumping through the window" "Wait." "Let me put iodex on it" "Mother, today I came to know something." "You must've been very naughty as a kid." "Yes" "In my father's house, the kitchen was on the second floor" "There was a tree behind it" "Climbing that tree I used to enter the kitchen to steal pickles" "Today, I really had the thrill of childhood" "what happened?" "mother knew that your boss was here" "She jumped through the kitchen window and sprained her leg" "For us you've to take so much trouble, Mrs Srivastava" "Brother!" "From today, say 'Mother' instead of 'Mrs Srivastava'" "Yes, you are right" "You must have been our mother in some previous life" "I feel the same too" "But tell me, I know how you changed your clothes" "But how did you get the vermillion mark on your head from the temple so quickly?" "Mother, this vermillion is not from the temple" "this is the vermillion of the lips." "Vermillion of the lips?" "Yes." "See this" "Hey!" "Here eat this." "what?" "'Dahi Bada'" "No." "I don't feel like eating" "What?" "You don't feel like eating 'Dahi Bada'?" "No" "If a girl refuses to eat 'Dahi Bada', it has two meanings" "Either she is slowly becoming a boy" "My head!" "No no." "I didn't see those signs either" "Then, the other thing is true" "What's the other thing?" "Surely, you've caught the disease of love" "Who is he?" "There is no one" "See, you shouldn't lie" "One day I also didn't feel like eating 'dahi bada' the next day I knew that I was in love with Bantu" "Yes." "What's his name?" "Lucky." "I mean Laxman Prasad" "Isn't he the one who comes to teach you music?" "Hey Urmi." "How is it like to be in love?" "I don't understand Pushpa." "As long as Lucky is with me, life seems so enjoyable" "But when he leaves, it feels like there is nothing left in life" "So the matter has gone this far" "Has he started coming in your dreams?" "Sometimes" "what does he say when he comes?" "He comes and teaches me music" "Brother, let me say what I've come to say." "Don't interrupt in between" "That's your bad habit." "You don't let me say anything" "Whatever you have to say, say in half a minute half a minute is alright." "I need less than half a minute" "I'm telling!" "I'm telling." "Don't confuse me by staring at me." "I came to say that these days Urmilla's signs aren't good" "What do you have to say?" "Say it clearly and frankly" "She mumbles at night." "Yesterday, I don't know what she was mumbling taking Laxman's name" "Taking Laxman's name?" "nothing wrong with the boy." "But it's our Urmi who is a bit too drawn towards him" "I say brother." "Find a nice boy and do a quick engagement and marriage" "But sir." "What did Laxman do?" "No." "No." "I can't put any blame on Laxman" "But this is the thing Ram Prasad" "That Urmila, my daughter can't distinguish between gold and brass" "She doesn't know what's good for her and what's not good for her" "But she should know this, right?" "Naturally sir." "In the pursuit of dancing, singing and parties, Urmila has neglected her studies" "Starting today, after office hours, if you can tution her a little, I'll be very grateful to you" "What is this you are saying, sir?" "But Sir......." "Laxman Prasad." "What about him?" "Tell him not to come to my house today onwards" "Why won't he come daddy?" "It's hard to find such a good music teacher not only in Bombay but the whole world." "Its just hard, right?" "But its impossible to get a teacher like Ram Prasad." "Impossible" "But daddy" "No buts!" "Enough music lessons." "Exams are near." "Do a bit of studying too!" "Ram Prasad has agreed after a lot of hesitation" "I want you to see him and learn what a good man is like" "Both twin brothers." "But there is a difference of heaven and earth between them" "Where is Laxman Prasad and where is Ram Prasad!" "I'm here sir" "Come, come son Ram Prasad Come here." "Come here" "We were just talking about you" "What's this?" "These clothes?" "This moustche?" "You also got fooled" "This isn't Laxman." "His twin brother, Ram." "And this is my sister, Kalindi" "Greetings -live long. live long" "And this is Urmila" "Greetings" "Son, today onwards, you take all her responsibility" "What?" "I mean..the responsitility of studies" "But sir." "Where will the studies take place?" "Here." "In this room" "No sir." "What I meant was" "In such a big room, studies can't be done properly" "We get distracted easily" "For studies you need a small room." "Separate." "Very quiet" "He's right daddy." "I'll fix the room upstairs and we can start studying tomorrow" "Why not today?" "You know Pushpa?" "Its her birthday today" "Ok sir." "We'll start from tomorrow" "By the way, tomorrow is a good day." "Auspicious Wednesday" "Ok daddy, I'm leaving." "Goodbye" "Goodbye" "Ok Sir." "I'll also go" "How can this be?" "You've come to this house for the first time How can you leave without eating and drinking?" "Sit" "Yes, sit" "Here." "Eat this." "I'll get some more for brother" "Eat the sweets." "Eat." "Greetings" "Greetings." "Say" "Is Mr. Lucky home?" "Mr." "Lucky doesn't live here" "I mean Mr. Laxman" "O!" "you're looking for little brother" "Are you Ms. Urmila?" "How did you know?" "Please come inside" "Little brother talks about you so much that I know you by heart" "What does he say about me?" "One day he said, "Ratna, my Urmila isn't a girl she's the imagination of a poet"" "My Urmila?" "Yes." "You must've read Ramayana" "What else will Laxman call Urmila if not 'my'?" "Please call him" "He isn't home" " When will he be back?" "Can't say." "He's the master of his will" "Then give me a paper." "I'll leave a letter for him" "Ok" "You write the letter." "I'll make some tea for you" "Today I'm in a hurry." "I'll drink it some other day" "See." "Please give this letter to him only" "Its for him so I'll give it to him only" "Can I get an envelope?" "No need of an envelope." "Please fold it and I'll give it to him by hand" "I won't read it" "No, no." "It's not like that" "The letter was a bit personal so.." "All understood." "Don't worry at all" "I'll give it to him alone" "Let's go" "Ratna..." "Ratna" "What is it brother?" "Why did Urmila come?" "To meet brother Laxman" "What was she saying?" "She has left a letter for him" "Give it to me" "Why should I give it to you?" "Letter is for brother Laxman" "Don't joke." "I'm not joking big brother." "I promised that I'll give the letter only to younger brother" "Here is your younger brother" "Ok." "Now I can give you" "I'm dead" "What happened?" "She's asked to meet tomorrow at quater to 7" "So what?" "Meet her" "What meet her!" "I'll get to her house at 5:30 and start teaching her" "Studies will finish at 6:30." "She'll reach that place easily in her car." "But how can I change from Ram Prasad to Laxman Prasad and reach there in 15 minutes?" "Meet her!" "There's only one way" "Says Kabir." "Be of one name." "Neither Hindu neither Turkish" "So is it illogical to deduce from this that he doesn't take anyone's side?" "Saint Kabir, by comparing the religion and works of both..." "Why do you keep looking at the watch?" "Please concentrate on the studies" "It's 6:30 now" "Everyday it's 6:30 at this time" "It's one hour." "I won't study anymore" "But half of the paragraph is still remaining" "To study Kabir, one lifetime is less but I'll try to finish by 7:30" "So, saint Kabir...." "Listen." "I can't study more than an hour" "I get tired" "But this paragraph..." "We'll finish tomorrow." "Goodbye" "Studies over?" "Yes" "Have some tiffin" "Today I'm in a hurry..." "You're coming straight from work." "You have to eat." "Brother's command." "What's the hurry?" "I'm very hungry" "Ok, ok." "Eat, eat." "I'll get some more" "So you're here." "Go,go." "I'm late." "Chandan cinema" "Brother in law." "Brother in law What are you doing here?" "Your wife is waiting for you there" "Wife?" "Yes." "See there." "She's waiting there" "Hey!" "what are you doing." "I'm in a hurry." "Open the door." "I say, open the door" "What happened brother?" "What happened?" "See, I was going in." "A guy called me brother in law and I stopped" "He went inside and closed the door." "Is this the way?" "His need was greater than yours" "Meaning what?" "Meaning, his need was more pressing than yours" "What are you saying?" "Helen has started dancing and singing." "I still couldn't hold it." "You are saying that his need was more than mine?" "Thank you brother in law -'Saala' [swear word]" "What did you say?" "Brother, he called me brother in law so isn't he my 'Saala' [also mean's wife's brother]" "Correct" "Mr." "Saala, may I ask something?" "You did that thing, changed clothes and shaved your moustache so quickly?" "This is called 'Jet Age' .." "Ta ta" "Come." "Come." "O Urmi." "Mr. Lucky is here" "You!" "Why are you so late?" "Its my magic that I came so early" "Huh!" "Came early!" "Come" "Sit" "Why did you call me here?" "We have to meet somewhere." "I can't live without meeting you" "And if we've to meet like this daily, it'll be difficult for me to live" "Yes, yes." "I know your eyes are big." "See." "I'm a straightforward man" "Why should we meet in hiding?" "If we have to meet like this then........" "Forget me" "Are you history that I should read and forget?" "I'm not but I'll become history." "You dad doesn't like me at all" "So what?" "He must have thought it over and fired me" "And he must have made brother your teacher after thinking it over" "If not one brother, then the other -what?" "Yes." "Its ab. simple" "If you start looking at brother, you'll start seeing me in him" "Don't you have shame?" "Canvassing for your brother!" "What shame is there in it?" "One who is Ram is Laxman and one who is Laxman is Ram" "Rubbish!" "That moustached stupid Ram!" "He can't equal in seven lives." "There is no question of equality" "Here is your tea" "Thanks a lot" "Listen." "We can't talk here." "Let's meet at Juhu beach tomorrow." "Ok?" "Those who meet don't meet." "In reality, only those meet who don't meet." "Because what is, isn't there and what isn't there, is there" "This isn't merely a play of words And even if its a play, it is the vision and within this meeting or not meeting, being or not being, lies the ocean of illusion" "[Once, this moment fell from time somewhere]" "[There I found this tale." "The moment is nowhere.]" "[By making you laugh a little." "By making you cry a little.]" "[This moment is also about to go.]" "[The soon to come moment is about to go]" "[If you can, live your life in this] [moment that is about to go.]" "[The soon to come moment is about to go]" "But why is he coming to meet me again today?" "I don't know" "Yesterday, in the office he suddenly said "I'll come to meet your mother"" ""I've very important work"" "I don't like this anymore." "What will he think about us the day he finds out?" "What do you think?" "I like all this drama?" "But what can I do?" "Take courage and tell him everything one day" "Yes!" "He'll hold me by the ear me and fire me" "Looks like he's arrived" "But mother we have to do something." "Please come" "Greetings" " Greetings" "You please sit -you please sit" "How is your health now?" "Your mercies" "Today I've come to discuss some important matters" "Yes, yes." "Why not?" "The matter is...sister" "Sir..if you wish..we...outside" "No no." "Actually I've come to talk about you" "I have come to pray to you." "Please give my daughter a place at your feet" "I've brought her proposal for Ram Prasad" "What are you saying?" "You're so wealthy and this is a small house" "Big or small is of a person's heart, sister" "What if your house is small?" "The heart is so big!" "I fold my hands." "Please don't disappoint me" "But..." "No buts sister." "You have to say 'Yes'" "[Ratna daughter!" "What's happening?" "]" "Bhavani!" "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" "I have asked the question first." "You answer." "This is the house of my Son-in-law to be" "Really!" "So you've fixed Urmilla's marriage?" "With Laxman?" "yes" "NO No Noooo" "What happened?" "Not with Laxman." "With Ram Prasad" "Oh!" "Answer me." "Why are you here?" "Me?" "You know Kamala." "Kamala" "Kamala?" "I mean Bimla." "Kamala, Bimla." "They both tie me 'Rakhees'" "She's my sister by name" "I see" "Now I'm stuck." "I don't know if I'm on the grooms side or the bride's side" "No issues." "You're both." "You eat the sweets on both sides" "Ok brother." "Tell me." "When is the auspicious date?" "We shouldn't delay in this work" "Yes." "I'll go now and get an auspicious date" "Don't get up sister." "Son, you stay here." "Greetings" "Greetings" "Kedar will see me off." "Let's go Kedar Greetings." "Greetings" "Let's go Kedar" "Come." "Come" "A new problem has started" "Once the marriage is done, all problems will be over" "You don't understand mother" "Why?" "The problem is, the father likes Ram and the daughter likes Lucky" "Daughter doesn't want to see Ram's face and seeing Laxman's face, father's blood pressure rises" "I'm stuck in the middle" "So, what will you do now?" "There is only one way" "For the sake of Ram, Laxman will have to go into exile" "Urmila, forget your Laxman" "Your Laxman is leaving town forever and ever [you marry brother." "He'll keep you very very happy] [more than I could]" "Amazing!" "How did you hear this?" "But you've heard the truth" "The boy is pure gold" "I had thought that God stopped making such boys" "I went straight to his house and fixed matters with his mother" "Yes" "Why not?" "Your daughter is like mine" "Ok." "Let's meet again." "Goodnight" "But I won't do this marriage, daddy" "What did you say?" "It's going to be my marriage, daddy." "And you didn't try to know my likes or dislikes" "I didn't think it was necessary" "You don't know if your likes are right or not" "I have grown up now, daddy" "Even more grown up than me?" "But I hate your Ram Prasad, daddy." "I hate him" "Why don't you try to understand, daddy." "Maybe I like someone else" "Oh!" "You think you are in love with someone?" "Maybe with Laxman?" "Your marriage won't be with one whom you love" "Your marriage will be with one whom I love." "Meaning Ram Prasad" "Is there a compulsion?" "Yes!" "You have forgotten the manners, prestige, nobility and origins of your house" "Without shame, seeing eye to eye, you talk about your marriage to your father?" "My love has spoilt you so much" "Your marriage will be with Ram Prasad." "Go!" "Go!" "Go from here" "I'm going." "But I still hate Ram Prasad" "[Bell Rings]" "Who's it?" "Urmi!" "You!" "So late at night!" "I've come to ask you" "How could you write that letter?" "What else could I do Urmi when your father likes brother?" "What if father likes someone!" "You tell me." "Whom do you like?" "Do I have to tell whom I like?" "Say" "But Urmi, the depth with which I like you...." "Brother also likes you equally" "But I hate him!" "I hate him!" "I hate him very much" "Speak softly!" "Brother will hear" "Let him hear." "I don't fear anyone" "I have left home for good" "Urmi!" "" "Yes." "I'm going to Pushpa's house" "Tomorrow morning you'll come there, take me to a temple and marry me" "Against your father's wishes?" "yes!" "I'll lose my job Urmi" "What?" "I mean my brother's..." "May your brother and his job go to hell" "If you don't come tomorrow." "Then I..." "Then I'll commit suicide." "Understood?" "And the blame will be on you." "Remember" "Let's go" "Urmi!" "Listen!" "Hear me out." "Listen!" "[Bell Rings]" "You!" "Greetings" "Is Ram Prasad there?" "Yes." "Please come in." "I'll call him" "No." "I'm alright here daughter." "Please call him quickly" "Ok." "Brother" "Who is it Ratna?" "Bhavani uncle is here, big brother" "Moustache?" "I'll put it on right now" "He'll be a minute." "You come inside.." "What is your other brother doing?" "He..he isn't in" "Those were my thoughts too." "When did he leave home?" "He left in the morning" "Did you see him leave?" "Was he home at night?" "yes." "He was in at night" "When did you last see him?" "Around 10 to 10:30." "what's the matter uncle?" "Nothing daughter." "Go." "Send Ram Prasad quickly" "Ok" "He looks very serious." "He didn't come inside too." "He's cross examining about Laxman like a lawyer" "Looks like, very soon a new Ramayan will be written" "By Laxman's hands, Ram will be slain" "What's this sir?" "You are standing here?" "Please come inside" "You come outside." "I want to talk to you in private" "Yes." "Sir?" "Your brother Laxman isn't at home?" "No sir but what happened?" "With his help my daughter has run away from home" "No No Sir" "Yes Ram Prasad." "I'm going to inform the police" "Please don't do that sir." "All secrets will be out." "What secrets will be out?" "If the police start asking questions, I'll be left nowhere." "I'll get trapped sir." "How will you get trapped?" "What I mean is, if Laxman becomes infamours, how will I marry off my sister?" "And sir, I can say with certainity that Laxman had no part in your daughter running away from home" "How can you be so certain?" "After all, what's the difference between us?" "We are twin brothers" "If your brother is innocent then why are you worried?" "I'm going to inform the police" "No no Sir." "Please!" "Please Sir." "Give me 3 hours and I'll bring Miss Urmila to your house" "How?" "You know where she is?" "No no sir." "But I know Laxman's hangouts." "And if Laxman knows anything, then.." "Ok." "Ok." "But after 3 hours, I'll inform the police" "You?" "Urmi has called me" "Oh!" "Please come in" "Please come" "Please come." "Go on upstairs" "Urmi!" "What were you eating?" "Poison." "Not your business" "Urmi!" "Don't call me Urmi" " OK." "I won't call you." "But listen to me" "What do you want to say?" "See." "Nothing can be done in anger." "You need to think with a cool head, Urmi." "How dare you touch?" "Urmi!" "Again Urmi?" "Listen" "Don't come forward" "Atleast listen" "But why are you venting your father's anger on me" "Just get out from here" "Listen!" "Did I refuse to marry?" "what?" "That's what I've come to say" "Oh!" "so, you came to tell me that?" "yes!" "You skunk!" "Ever seen your face in the mirror?" "Just get out from here" "I don't want to talk to you." "Get out of here" "But Urmi" "You scoundrel, you scoundrel, you rascal, you you" "You..you..what are you doing?" "you..you.." "You get out from here..get out.." "Listen to me..what's happened to you.." "So, you hate me?" "yes" "You don't want to see my face?" "yes!" "Ok." "I'll go away forever." "But once." "For the last time, look at me." "Please" "Ok, I'm leaving" "Lucky?" "No, I'm not lucky." "I'm stupid." "You are stupid" "But you are mine" "Bhavani, what is this foolishness?" "I'm your friend." "Trust in me" "Urmilla also means something to me" "Your honour is my honour" "If increasing your blood pressure will solve this, then do it with glee" "If I don't increase my blood pressure, should I beat the drum with this thought that your favourite, ruffina, loafer, moustache-less nephew has run away with my innocent daughter?" "Then shout a lot!" "..." "Scream a lot!" "There is Laxman's gain in it" "Laxman's gain?" "Yes" "How's that?" "Brother, if your blood pressure rises, you'll have cerebral haemorrhage" "And if you have cerebral haemorrhage, you will die" "And when you die, Your wealth will go to Urmilla." "To Laxman.." "Shout!" "...." "Shout!" "Then I won't shout" "Bhavani, I know Laxman very well" "He is naughty but he isn't a vagabond or hooligan -yes, he is!" "You're shouting again?" "He is." "He is a vagabond, hooligan, ruffian, loafer" "Kedar." "I want to speak to Urmilla in private" "Ok Ok." "Ram let's go" "Do just like I told you" "Go" "Let's go" "I'm very sorry daddy." "Please forgive me" "You spoke the truth daddy" "A man without moustache can't be noble" "Laxman." "Laxman turned out to be a no. 1 laofer" "What's the use of repenting now?" "What all programs I had made." "I found a boy like Ram for you and you spoilt everything" "Nothing has gone wrong daddy" "Mr. Ram has.." "Mr. Ram has forgiven me" "And he also said that he... he still...still... still what?" "he still.... doesn't have any objections in marrying me" "this!" ".." "Ram Prasad said this?" "Yes" "Blessed Ram Prasad" "Father used to say that "we shouldn't dwell on small mistakes"" ""A human should strive to look into the soul of a human"" ""Because the most important thing is Cleaness of Heart"" "Yes!" "Brother used to speak the truth" "Look at today's people." "Busy with cleaning moustache and beard." "No attention towards cleaning the heart" "Yes." "I also can't understand why these days people keep shaving their moustache" "Kalindi!" "What is it brother?" "Bring Ram Prasad some bread" "No Sir.It's a lot" "No." "Its not a lot yet." "A lot will happen now son." "Eat." "Eat." "Eat your fill" "Today is the last day to eat" "What?" "I mean, before marriage you're eating for the last time today" "Why are you standing here listening?" "Bring food." "Eat son." "Eat." "I'll be right back" "Shall I bring 'potato paratha'?" "no no" "Why no?" "Your uncle also used to say no but in the end she used to eat 4 persons food" "Hello." "Police?" "Oh!" "no no." "This is too much" "How is this too much?" "This much paratha was enough just to warm up your uncle's teeth" "He always says "Kalindi, you talk too much and eat too little"" "But son, I couldn't fulfill one of his wishes" "But I'll fulfill it after your marriage -what's that aunty?" "He loved to eat 'Radish Mughlai Paratha'." "One day, with great effort, I read a book and made some for him" "But after eating the first Paratha, he passed away at the dining table itself" "Son, after your marriage, I'll make the same 'Radish paratha' for you." "Ok?" "No aunty." "Don't feed me 'Radish paratha', feed me 'Potato paratha' only" "Why only 'Potato paratha' son?" "I'll feed you Calcutta's 'Royal Bhog'" "Delhi's 'Golden Halwa'!" "'Peda' from Madras!" "From Benaras.." "Benaras" "Kalakan!" "I'll feed you Kalakan" "But sir, so many sweets?" "Son, if you don't eat, how will you get strength?" "And if you don't have strength, how will you bear the police beatings, son?" "Police beating?" "Yes, police beating" "You cheat!" "you fraud!" "Sir...you...you please forgive me sir." "Forgive?" "Not forgive." "I will clean you." "Police must be on their way" "Sir, I...." "No!" "Beware!" "Beware!" "I'll shoot you if you try to escape" "Hey Kalindi." "Guard the door." "Don't let him escape -ok" "No sir." "I...." "I won't escape." "You informed the police." "You did very well." "I deserve to go to jail" "Yes!" "I have done many sins." "Let me repent for my sins, sir." "Let me touch your feet" "Beware!" "No feet business!" "No feet business" "Aunty?" "Atleast you let me touch your feet." "He escaped..he escaped...catch him...catch him" "Move away from my front!" "Who?" "You!" "Shhhhhh" "Your moustache?" "It went into your daddy's hands" "Spirit gum was less." "Bugger came off infront of him." "I got caught" "What about our marriage now?" "Urmi" "[Urmi !" "Urmi !" "]" "Don't open the door." "Don't open the door" "[Urmi open the door." "Urmi !" "] No no." "I am changing my clothes daddy" "I'm changing my clothes daddy" "No no." "Say it loudly" "I'm changing my clothes daddy" "Ok keep the door closed." "A big criminal is in the house today." "Today he won't escape my hands" "Kalindi." "You see this side." "I'll see upstairs" "Ok brother" "Go!" "I'm going." "I'm going" "What will happen now?" "Now I'll have to go to jail" "There is a way" "If we get out from here and get married then daddy won't... his son-in-law" "But how will we get out of here?" "Over there, the demon is standing with a pistol" "Demon, who?" "Your daddy" "You called my daddy!" "..." "No no." "Over there, the angel is waiting to welcome me with a pistol" "Now tell me how we get out of here" "How to get out of here..." "Tarzan" "Meaning what?" "You have a rope, right?" "No" "Give me 2/4 bedcovers, shawls,whatever, quickly!" "Understood" "Listen, I'll go out and start the car." "You meet me there." "Ok" "Listen." "You won't fall, right?" "No." "Go!" "Listen" "Nothing" "KALINDI #$% !" "What are you doing here?" "Brother, I thought.." "Thought!" "You started thinking too!" "Go see there!" "I'll see here." "Where will he run?" "Hands Up!" "Why you thief!" "Wait for the fun. brother...brother.." "Aunty...aunty..aunty" "Take that...brother..." "Aunty...aunty..." "Brother..brother..brother.." "What happened?" "..what happened?" "brother..brother,brother,brother" "Brother, he ran away -where?" "where?" "this way. this way thief..thief..." "[Topsy turvey, brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Topsy turvy, brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Topsy turvy, brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Every straight path has a curved way]" "[Topsy turvy,brother all is topsy turvy]" "[Topsy turvy, topsy turvy]" "[Topsy turvy,all is topsy turvy]" "Sir?" "Put him in the lockup" "Walk.." "Go inside and sit." "[-what?" "don't you people have other work] -keep quiet." "This is a police station" "This is the limit]" "Who is shouting there?" "[It's sir's voice] O let me go." "Sir" "Sir." "Morning Sir." "You got caught again?" "Yes" "Where did you find him?" "His liquor shop is behind the nearby house, sir" "When will you quit this business?" "Whenever you say, I'll quit" "Sit there quietly." "I'll meet the big sir and come back" "Hey!" "Up!" "Up!" "what happened?" "Get up from here." "Sit over there" "Going, going." "Going brother." "Why touch me?" ".." "You do your own work" "Hey!" "Smoking sir's cigarette!" "Go!" "Don't touch." "Go!" "...get lost....go..." "ok..ok" "Go!" "Go!" "I'll draw your card." "Card.." "Card..." "I'll draw it" "Hooligan!" "Sit here." "Sir will be here shortly" "Hey!" "Put your leg down" "Put your leg down!" "Who's it?" "Inspector sir, you've come?" "I'm not an inspector -not an inspector?" "Then you must be a thief, petty thief, hooligan or vagabond" "NO!" "What!" "This is a police station." "So, there will be the police or thief, petty thief, hooligan and vagabond" "Will there be a great soul here?" "No!" "I'm a businessman -businessman?" "Then I'm also a businessman" "Glad to meet you" "No!" "You're a businessman and so am I. Looks like we both have the same business." "Where is your liquor shop?" "Hey!" "Why keep throwing bombs?" "My drunkenness will be over" "Will you keep quiet or not?" "Ah!" "Its good..understood...understood.." "Understood brother" "Its the first time you've been caught so you are nervous" "Brother, there is no need to worry" "I have the medicine for it." "I'll give it to you" "Look that way." "Look that way." "Look that way" "Brother." "Its from the first batch." "Take two gulps" "You'll have a lot of fun." "All nervousness will go away" "Drink, drink." "Drink and see." "What have you done?" "You insulted alcohol!" "And its your livelihood." "Unfaithful!" "Shut up!" "Hey, be silent." "Big officer is coming" "What is this?" "Greetings, big officer." "Greetings" "Why have you become thin sir?" "You will never straighten up" "Sir." "What's my fault sir?" "The Municipality said, Jaundice is on the rise, drink water after boiling" "That's why people stopped drinking water and my business flourished" "There are some people, sir, who neither drink liquor nor water" "They drink something else." "Let it go sir. [sniggers]" "What a joke sir!" "[sniggers]" "Constable" "Yes sir" "Put him in the lockup" "Wait a minute." "Sir he's my friend." "He got caught for the first time" "Please give him less punishment." "Greetings sir." "Take him away." "Take him away" "Ok brother." "Tata, tata, bye bye" "Why has he been brought here?" "Rash driving sir." "Hit a police jeep." "A revolver was also found on him" "Revolver?" "I have license" "Show it" "It's at home" "What did you find in the car?" "Nothing sir" "It means he was running away after dumping the goods" "What were you smuggling?" "Whose goods were those?" "What do you mean "whose goods were those"?" "Do I look like a smuggler, moustache-less!" "Do you start drinking from morning?" "I don't drink alcohol" "That drunkard spilt it on me" "But officer, officer." "You car was parked to the wrong side." "It was not my fault" "It is obvious that you don't know me" "This one speaks english" "Now I know you." "Welcome home." "Welcome home" "Famous bandit, dacoit, murderer, smuggler, cheat, Mr. Pascal DeCosta" "Pascal?" "yes" "If I'm Pascal, you are Rascal" "Shut Up!" "You're tricking us with your false moustache?" "Constable" "Yes Sir" "Remove his moustache" "Beware!" "Beware!" "What happened?" "What happened?" "Sir, his moustache is real" "moustache is real?" "you attacked my moustache!" "I won't let go off you" "I'll go to the High Court I'll go to the Supreme Court" "I'll raise it in the Parliament, you bloody buffon!" "Hey Mr. Pascal." "Don't forget that I'm a police officer" "You are a police officer?" "Yes" "You're not a police officer, you're a foolish officer" "F.O.O.L.I.S. H. Foolish meaning Idiot" "Shut Up!" "Come On!" "Mr. Bhavani Shankar !" "you here?" "Mr." "Bhavani Shanka?" "Yes sir, He is a very big industrialist" "Are you sure?" "Of course, sir." "Oh God!" "Please pardon me." "It's not my fault." "Have a look at this photo." "It looks like your twin brother" "Officer, you can beat me, imprison me, hang me But don't say the word 'twin' infront of me" "Ok sir." "I won't say" "Do you want to drink something cold?" "Do you want to go home?" "Sharma, take him home" "Yes sir." "Please come" "Thank you" "You are welcome sir" "Constable, bring me my moustache -what?" "Oh brother!" "Bring me something cold." "Cold!" "Ok Sir" "You've come back brother?" "Congratulations" "Congratulations for what?" "Urmilla got married" "Very good" "WHAT?" "With whom?" "with Laxman" "This marriage can never happen" "But the marriage is done brother they've already circled the fire" "I'll make them go anti-circles, anti-circles" "A Hindu marriage can't be broken so easily, brother" "Mrs. Srivastava." "You?" "You can call me Mrs Srivastava and Mrs Sharma too" "I didn't understand" "I'll explain" "First tell me Bhavani Why are you so angry on Laxman?" "Only because he doesn't have a moustache?" "Only !" "For one who chopped his moustache,how long would it have taken him to chop his brother's neck?" "Huh?" "Yes" "Yes, Laxman has killed his brother Ram Do you understand murder?" "He came here wearing a moustache so that in the guise of Ram I.." "Listen to me" "No!" "I won't listen to any of you now" "You are correct!" "You're speaking the truth." "Don't listen to anyone." "Just listen to me" "Lo!" "one more moustache-less has arrived." "Who are you brother?" "I'm Prasad's friend" "Which Prasad?" "you can say Ram Prasad or Laxman Prasad" "Beware!" "Don't take the name of Laxman Prasad in front of me" "Sir.." "Sir.." "Sir.." "Please think" "If for some reason you have to shave your moustache" "Will you change from Bhavani Shankar to Poppat Lal?" "You won't become, right?" "Just look towards the world" "Jawaharlal Nehru, Mao Tse Tung, President Kennedy." "Did they have moustaches?" "No." "Were they great men?" "Yes!" "And look at the other side" "A small Hitler with a small toothbrush like moustache." "And how big was the destruction of his mind?" "Bhavani." "Is nobility a bird which makes its nest in a moustache?" "Meaning what?" "Meaning you saw Ram watching hockey" "Then to save his job, he had to lie to you" "He had to play the act of a twin brother." "Even Kamala had to." "And you didn't even find out" "Oh No!" "Come son." "Come." "Come" "Bhavani." "Give them blessings." "Hey!" "Go. go." "Please forgive me sir" "Hey!" "not sir." "He's your father-in-law." "Say father." "Father!" "Please forgive me...." "Father" "Daddy" "Brother" "Uncle" "Uncle" "Brother" "Bhavani" "Please" "Alright!" "Alright!" "Ready?" "Smile"