"♪♪" "♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪" "♪ I ain't from round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another dimension ♪" "♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna have a good time!" "♪" "♪ I ain't from round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another woo-hoo!" "♪" "♪♪" "♪ Yea-ah!" "♪" "♪♪" "♪ I'm talking ainbows ♪" "♪ I'm talking puppies ♪" "♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!" "♪" "♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪" "♪ I ain't from round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another dimension!" "♪" "*STAR Vs THE FORCES OF EVIL* Season 02 Episode 18b (HDTV) " The Hard Way" Synchronized by srjanapala" "( rats squeaking )" "Hyah!" "Mush!" "Mush!" "Hyah!" "LUDO:" "Hello!" "Yes!" "I have arrived." "Did you keep him up all night?" "You haven't fed him, have you?" "Good!" "Then he must be about to crack." "Time to turn up the heat." "( low humming )" "What's that?" "Hold on a minute." "I have to take this." "What?" "Yes." "Oh, of course." "That'll be our last resort, heh heh." "( door creaks )" "Well, well, well!" "How do you like my monster temple?" "Pretty cool, huh?" "My wand told me where to find it." " ( loud bang )" " Aah!" "Hellooo... ( mumbles ) What are you doing?" "I was just out for my morning stroll." "But then who is in your bed?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Um..." "Easy. ( chuckles )" "Easy." "Don't shoot." "It's, uh..." "It's just my robe." "Girls!" "Bring me the book!" "I want you to teach me this, to make me awesome..." "at this!" "You will not resist!" "Resistance is pointless!" "Uh, you mind hopping off?" "Thank you." "Okay." "Let's get started." "But... you're not going to resist, even a little resistance?" "Look, it's your book now." "I'm just here to help you... or not." "Up to you." "Really?" "You want to teach me?" "Oh, yes." "Sure." "What's your game?" "You must want something." "Oh, I don't have wants." "I have a job." "And that job is to help you reach your ultimate potential with this." "Well, then..." "Pudding!" "Someone just earned themselves some pudding." "You, little man, you are going to make me the most powerful being in the universe!" "Ha ha ha!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Now, slow, slow, slow your roll." "Look, all I can promise is to help you reach your full potential." "Oh, goody!" "Is it going to be hard?" "Mm, could be." "Exhausting?" "Mmm, quite possibly." "Almost unendurable?" "Uh..." "Well, do you want it to be?" "Oh, yes!" "I so want it to be." "( straining )" "Stroke!" "Stroke!" "( grunting )" "( grunting, panting )" "This... is so hard!" "When are we going to start doing spells?" "Whenever you want." "What?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "What was all of this?" "Oh, Oh!" "this?" "Well, I was only doing that because you said you wanted it to be really hard." "I don't know what I want!" "I've never done this before!" "You know what my dad taught me about making my way in the world?" "Nothing!" "Zip!" "I was one egg out of fifty!" "Everything I've learned, I had to learn dirty!" "But for once in my life, I'd like some guidance." "Okay." "We can do that." "Really?" "So when am I going to learn a Narwhal Blast?" "Pshew pshew pshew!" "Oh, oh." "Oh, that." "Yes, well, mm-hmm..." "You see, Star made that up." "It's not in the book." "She just used her imagination for most things." "Ooh!" "What's an imagination?" "( sighs ) Okay." "Well, let's start with the basics." "( snaps )" "( mumbling ) Let's see... okay." "Oh, that's probably a little too advanced." "Okay, okay..." "( mumbling )" "Oh!" "Here we go." "Uh, why don't you take a look here?" "Now note the stance and posture." "Basically, you're going to want to put your arm out and your feet..." "Ahem..." "less out." " You got that?" " Okay." "Rrrrrrr!" "Hmm... ( straining )" "Hmm... ( straining )" "Would you just relax?" "Oh." "We're going to start with some simple object transfer." "Let's have you try Levitato." "Levitato." "Now, when you're ready, I want you to bring me that apple." "What apple?" "That one." "Levitato." "Levitato!" "Aah!" "O-kay." "Oh!" "You see that?" "!" "How am I supposed to work with this?" "!" "I listen to my wand, but it never listens to me." "Look, kid, it's your first try." "Don't worry about it." "( snaps )" "We'll just try again." "Relax." "( inhales )" "Levitato!" " Levit..." " Okay, okay." "No, no." "No, no, stop." "Look, you're really being sloppy." "You need to really feel it." "Say it with conviction." "Levitato!" "Lev-i-tato." "It worked." "( gasps )" "Levitato." "Hey!" "Now you're getting it." "Nice job." "Am I better than Star?" "Well, I..." "Well, I guess you're better at following the spell book." "Are you... proud of me?" "Yeah, um..." "Yeah, you're doing fine." "Could you say "proud of me," though?" "Uh, huh." "Uh... ( chuckles ) I'm proud of you." "( giggling )" "Hmm." "( wand zapping )" "Levitato." "Levitato." "Levitato." "( whirring )" "Levitato." "Yep." "GLOSSARYCK:" "Um, you see, it's a complex theory" " behind the levitations..." " Levitato." "You'll be performing..." " As a magic user." " Levitato!" "And they all lived happily ever after." " The end." " Levitato." "You'd better get some sleep." " You have a lot of work to do tomorrow." " Levitato." "Might even learn a second spell or something." "This was a really great day, Glossaryck." "I'm sure it was." "Will you tuck me in?" "Um, well, I..." "Uh, okay." "And my wand." "Uh... ( excited chuckle )" "Ahem... there you go." "And pat my head?" "Pat pat pat, see you in the morning." "And say, "Good night, my darling."" "Are you kidding me?" "Um, good night." "My darling." "Um, uh..." "( stammering ) my darling." "( snoring )" "( whispering ) Are you still awake?" "I can't sleep, either!" "I'm too excited to sleep!" "Today was wonderful!" "( wand humming )" "Why would you say that?" "Glossaryck is proud of me." "He said I was better than Star!" "( humming )" "What do you mean, he showed her something hidden?" "Don't be silly!" "We just started." "I'm sure we'll get to it soon." "( humming )" "He kept it from me on purpose?" "( humming )" "No." "No, no, no, no." "He'd never lie to me!" "Levitato!" "Glossaryck?" "Wake up!" "Didn't we just do bedtime?" "Glossaryck." "I know this is crazy, but my wand told me... ( chuckling ) It's just my wand told me there's a chapter in this book that you've shown Star that you haven't shown me." "But that's crazy, right?" "No, it's true." "What?" "!" "Why didn't you show me?" "!" "You know, you didn't ask." "Well, I want to see it!" "( sighs ) You want to see it." "You want to see..." "Well, you know, I don't know." "It's really advanced." "Um, you know, dark stuff." "Did you show it to Star?" "Um, technically, I didn't show her, but, uh, she has seen it." "Show me!" "Okay, it's your book." "Secret chapter." "Unlock it!" "Are you truly sure?" "It could taint you." "Oh, I got plenty of taint already." "Now unlock it!" "( sighs ) As you wish." "Hmm!" "I thought there'd be more pict..." "Aah!" "Ohhh!" "( Toffee's voice ) Hello, Glossaryck." "Hello, Toffee." "Time to give it up, old man." "You'll never get him on your side." "But I don't have a side." "You don't, do you?" "( chuckles )" "Excellent."