"Hey there, little fella." "I wanna introduce you to some other animals..." " that I ate yesterday." " Stop!" "You don't eat bunducky." "Kids, who wants to explain to this grown-up why he's horribly wrong?" "Bunducky is the prey that lures in bigger food." "It's our food's food." "[blows raspberry]" "You think you can flash your burning hot skin at me, sun?" " Well, two can play that game." " Grug, we talked about this." "Naked bodies are disgusting." "But that was about Gran." "No exceptions." "[grunting] [exhaling] So what's my share of meat?" "Better be big after what I went through." "[groaning] What?" "Seriously?" "That's it?" "Oh?" "Grug have better way to split meat fairly?" " Amber listening." " Uh... [laughs] Amber kidding." "Amber not listening." "Sorry I'm late." "I had to pull an extra shift to catch enough meat for dinner." "[screaming]" "[groans] It just tunneled in here." "Chase it off, quick!" "[sighs]" "Shoo!" "Ha!" "Get out, you big, squinty pest." "[grunting]" "That is it!" " [laughs] - [grunting]" "I am sick of this valley." "Being part of a community was supposed to make life easier, but all people do here is boss me around and make me wear clothes." " I want you to wear clothes." " Me, too." "Please wear clothes." "I feel your pain." "We should vacate Ahhh!" "Valley and shun it." "Yeah, we need a vacate-shun." "Wait, we can vacate the valley?" "You told me if I wandered too far from home," "I'd fall off a cliff into "never-ending darkness."" "[chuckles] We tell you a lot of things." "[chuckles] Where would we even go?" "The sky?" "[gasps] I can live in the sky." "[laughs] I'm comin', clouds!" "No, we'll go to the wilderness." "Yeah, we'll live like the cavemen did in the old days before everyone got into these crazy new ideas like "helping each other."" "Grug, this is our home." "All of our stuff's here." "Our rocks, our mud, our cave wall paintings." "Eep, you haven't made cave paintings in forever." "I might go back to them next season." "We both know you never have time for those anymore." "Besides, on a vacate-shun, there is no school." "Ugga, there's no cavework." "Sandy, there's lots of new territory to mark." " Gran, same goes for you." " [chomps]" "And best of all, I won't have to listen to anyone." "[laughing]" "The Croods are going on vacate-shun." "Bye!" "And don't forget your stink." "Ugh!" "[gasps, sniffs] [sighs]" "Have fun, Eep." "I'll call you every day." "Like this." "Eep!" "Ee-eep!" "So, see Croods when Croods come back." "Oh, you got it." "[chuckles] If we ever come back." "♪ Bom-bom, bom-ba-dum ♪" "♪ Ma-ma-ma-bom-ba-dum Ba-da-dum ♪" "♪ Ninety-nine flies on the carcass I found ♪" "♪ Ninety-nine flies on the corpse ♪" "♪ Swat one down, smash it around ♪" "♪ Ninety-eight flies on the carcass I found ♪" "Isn't this great?" "No one telling us what to eat or how naked we can be." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Making a map so we know how to get home." "Oh, we won't need that." "Why?" "'Cause you'll remember the way?" "Sure." "That's why." "Besides, you're missing out on all this scenery." " Ow!" "Mom, Sandy bit me." " [growling]" "Bite her back." "Show her who's the alpha." "Oh, can't I just submit?" "[whimpering, shouts]" "No." "Don't make me come back there and bite her for you." "[groans] I wish these kids would stop acting up." "[scoffs] What, them?" "They're doing great." "[groans] I have to go again." "Stop at the next bush." "Seriously?" "You just went ten bushes ago." "No, no, we're not stopping now." "Trust me, I know what's best and fun is just around the corner." "[shrieking]" "Okay, a different corner." "[everyone] Are we there yet?" "No." "[groans] Do you even know where "there" is?" "Next question." "Admit it." "You don't know where we're going, it's dark, and we don't even have a place to sleep!" "Sure we do." "We're gonna sleep right... there!" "[groans] Why is the ground sticky?" "Uh, well, to help you stand better, you know." "Uh, but don't lick it." " [groaning]" " Ugh." "This place smells like barf." "[grunts] I wish." "We should get some barf to cover the smell." "Come on, this place has everything." "Free meal... [groaning]" "Mmm." "Indoor watering hole." "[panting]" "Look." "Sandy likes it." " [rumbling]" " And, uh, oh, look." "Free massage." "[whimpering] [growling]" " [gasps] - [gasps]" "Some massage." "I'm still all knots back there." "[screams]" "Just wanna point out, that guy thought the log was a fine place to stay." " Save it for if we survive." " [panting] [hissing]" "So, this is how it ends." "And it's not my fault." "Who saw that coming?" "Yeah, about that." "Family, I am sorry... [rumbling] [gagging]" "[sighing]" "Yes!" "See?" "Now, we didn't get eaten." "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "[chuckles] Let's hear it, family." "Huh?" "[grunts]" "Am I doing this high-five thing wrong?" "Or, maybe it's this." "Or... lower?" "Oh, you're doing something wrong." "Uh, did anyone else just hear a "shoomp"?" "Oh, hi." "You must be the people who saved us." "Nice bonking, good form." "Uh... we love what you've done with your uh, menacing silhouettes." "[chuckles] Anyway, we're the Croods." "We taste terrible and, uh, we'll be going back to Ahhh!" "Valley." " [chuckles]" " Go?" "Why would you go?" "Oh, oh, my, did we... [gasps] Oh, we probably looked pretty frightening just now." "[chuckles] Did we make you think we were gonna eat you folks or something?" " 'Cause we're not." " [grunting] [chuckles]" "We just came down to give you a Brood family welcome." "Would you like some welcome fruit?" "We don't see people here often, so sometimes we forget how to act." " I'm Trixie." "That's my husband, Dub." " [grunts]" "He always gets excited when we make new friends." " [grunts]" " And these are our kids Blurg and Frump." "'Sup?" "You guys look nice, but weird." "Now you look even weirder." "You have a tail!" "Yep." "It's like an arm for my butt." " Cool!" " Cool!" "[sighs, chuckles]" "And Dub's mom, Meema, is somewhere around here, I don't know..." "Oh, strangers." "Anyone need a hug?" "Aww..." "Look at that old thing." "You call that bein' a grandma?" "You disgust me." "Enough of this love-in." "In case nobody noticed, we still got nowhere to sleep." "You can stay here." "There's plenty of space and, like I said before, we have no plans to eat you." "[chuckles] Oh, thanks, but we're actually on a little getaway, as in, we're trying to get away from people." " So I think we'll just..." " [snoring] sleep here, apparently." "Wow, I think that was the best sleep of my life!" "[screaming] [impact grunt]" " [groaning]" " Morning!" "We moved you onto a branch for safety." "Should we have told you that?" "We should've, shouldn't we?" "Would've been nice." "Well, I should catch my family breakfast, so lay your rules on me." "What can I hunt, how much do I have to share?" " Come on, every stupid rule." " [chuckles] [chuckles] Excuse my husband's hysterical laughter, but rules?" "Do whatever you want, Grug." "Nobody tells you what to do around here." "You mean I can hunt a bunducky in my underpelts and not share it?" "[chuckles] You could, but why would you when you can do this?" "This?" "Instant food, and I get to hit something?" "This is amazing!" "And there's plenty more where that came from!" "[grunts]" "This place is paradise." "My family's gotta see this." "[snoring]" "Croods, wake up!" "[screams]" " [laughing] - [groans]" "Dad, no more of this vacate-shun." "It's time to go home." " [all] Yeah!" " No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "You just got here." "Don't go running back to... where was it again?" "Blah Valley?" "Yeah, we can't leave now." "This vacate-shun is just getting good." "[groans]" "[all] Ahh!" "Okay, we'll stay one day, but then it's right back to Ahhh!" "Valley." "Only one day?" "Sounds like nothing can change your family's minds." "Not even the most fun day of their lives." "Wink." "That wink meant I actually think we will change their minds." "I wasn't supposed to say that out loud, was I?" "It defeats the point of the wink, doesn't it?" "Okay." "Yeah, but... hey, looks like Thunk's fitting in already." "Don't stop." "Don't ever stop." "So, what do you do for fun here?" "All sorts of great stuff." "We sit still, keep quiet, stay safe." "Ugh, really?" "No." "This." "Wacky-sack!" "[squeals]" "Whoa!" "When I do that to Frump, it always hits her in the face." "[chuckles] I hear you." "My brother is always getting hit in the face with everything!" "Yeah." "What's so cool about that is... race you to the top!" "[laughing]" "Oh, is that all you got?" "Whoa!" "[grunting]" "Oh, yeah." "Another victory for the victor, Eep." "[laughs] [cheering]" "Oh, please." "You call that a victory dance?" "Check this out." "[cheering]" "You know what I always wanted?" "Wings." "Me, too." "Okay." "On three." "What's the first thing you would do with wings?" "One, two, three." "[both] Fly!" "And poop on the sun." "Well, of course." "Come on." "I want you to meet my friends." "[gasps]" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "[giggling] [gasps] It's like all at once, every dream I ever had..." "Just kissed each other." "I know." "Whee!" "[laughing]" "Too much cute." "Going to..." "[sighs]" "Isn't it wonderful that our families get to be friends?" "No." "Friends are like smiles." "A sign of weakness." "Oh, well, I promise I'll be very quiet then so I don't bother you." "But I can still see you." "Go hide behind that leaf." "And stop breathin' so loud!" "Scratch that." "Bring me a snack and check my hair for bugs." "Actually, we're gonna get along just fine." "Oh, happy day." "Shush it!" "Okay, so you put these over your eyes and..." "Ah!" "I can feel the stress being sucked out of me." "That's the mud." "It's full of parasites." "Ooh, and have you ever had your toenails treated?" "Ooh!" "Oh, I didn't even know I still had a nail on that toe!" "[grunts]" "Dub, you took the grunt right out of my mouth." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah, that's what I like about you." "Man of few words." "Not like Snoot, this loudmouth from Ahhh!" "Valley." "He'd just talk and talk and talk." "[gasps] That valley sounds awful." "Get it off your chest, Grug." "Oh, don't get me started on Ahhh!" "Valley." "First, there's my boss, One-Eyed Amber." "She's always riding me on the hunting fields no matter how much prey I catch." "And you know, I think she only wears that patch for one-eyed jokes." "And then, there's the watering hole." "You want a drink on a hot day, forget it." "The lines are around the rock." "And Womp says he doesn't pee in it, but the taste says otherwise." "Wow!" "You had a lot to get off your..." "Oh, let me circle back to Snoot." "His hair, what is up with that?" ""I go to the smashfruit tree for a drink, not to hear about your weird dreams, Munk."" "Oh yeah, and there's a guy named Munk." "I think that's it." "Wow, Grug, watering holes, smashfruit trees, plenty of prey." "That valley sounds pretty great, if it weren't for all the people." "Ooh." " Baitsy." "He's another pain in my..." " They get the picture." "Well, point is, you guys are doing it right." "No people." "Ahhh!" "Valley has nothing on this place." "You said it, Dad." "I love it here!" " Yeah." "I'm having the best day." " [grunts] No, I'm having the best day." "[laughing]" "Really?" "So you wanna stay another night?" "We wanna stay forever." "Can we?" "[soft grunt]" "Oh, sorry." "That's Dub's way of saying yes." "You can stay." "[cheering]" "Guess you won't be needing that anymore." "Yes." "Finally." "[groans]" "Oh, I meant your map." "[chuckles] Right." "Sure." "Uh, that, too." "Get lost, map." "The Croods have found a new home." "[sighs] Hey, you guys got up early?" "Why didn't you wake me for breakfast?" "[chuckles] You snooze, you lose." "Or you would if you weren't in paradise." "Okay." "Mm." "You know, food just tastes better when you don't work for it." "Thunk, do you want sevenths?" " Huh?" " Mm-hmm." "Huh?" "That's weird." "Huh." "It must be jammed." "You know, as in, the fruit's turned to jam and clogged up the trunk." "Sandy, get up there and see what's wrong." " [panting]" " No, Grug, it's dangerous." "Eep, you go." "[panting] Huh." "It's empty." "[laughs] There's one!" "That's the last of our fruit, Mom." "Good thing we're on our way to more fruit." "Isn't it fun to run away to a new home?" "It is." "What do you kids wanna do first when we get there?" "Squeeze all their animals until they listen to me." "Hunt people for sport." "Though I hope they're more of a challenge than Eep." "I had to let her win." "[groans] Let me win?" "I'll let you win...!" "I feel bad leaving the Croods behind." "Their meat could be delicious." "[gasps] [impact grunts] Oh!" "Nothing?" "Never send a girl to do a baby's job." "[grunts] The Broods!" "They're about to ditch us and this place is out of food and Meema wants to eat us." "Respectable." "[groans] And Blurg claims she let me win, when she clearly did not." "Eep, slow down." "Why would the Broods wanna leave?" "And come on, there's plenty of food right... [grunting] [gasps] It's a fake." "Also, one of the Broods shows a lot of promise as a cave painter." "[all gasp]" "[Gran groans]" "[Gran] Those trees look more gnarled and dead than I do!" "[gasps] Huh." "It's..." "Huh." "See?" "The Broods tricked us." "Except Blurg, who did not let me win." "There's something rotten about this." "And not the good kind of rotten, either." "Maybe we should go." "[grunting] Wait." "There's gotta be more food." "I'm sure the Broods can explain." "[grunts]" "Ugh, Dad." "I know you hate listening to people, but you really need to listen to me right now." " Not listening!" " Dad, wait!" " Grug, come on." " Please, don't make me climb." "Whoa!" "[grunting]" "See, Eep?" "They have plenty of food." "In their arms, as they're going off somewhere." "Oh." "Oh, this?" "Allow me to clear things up right... hi-yah!" "Hey!" "You coulda hit me." "Ooh, that was awkward." "You're probably wondering why I tried to bonk you on the head just now." "Oh, we're wondering a lot of things, Trixie," " like what are you doing with our map?" " [grunts]" "And where are you going with all the food?" "And seriously, why do you have tails?" "It's freaky." "Hey, now, there's no need to be rude, is there?" "Not yet, anyway." "Frump, please tell me that was the command for "snuggle pile."" "[growling]" "Hey, what gives?" "Use your words, not your monkeys." "We do whatever we want." "But it comes at a price." "We've eaten every last fruit, leaf and bug here." "And rocks, too." "There's one." "Frump, really?" "We talked about this." "Now that this land is used up, we need a new place to take over." "Thanks to you, we have one." "A Valley." "A Valley?" "Oh, you mean Ahhh!" "Valley." "[chuckles] We actually scream the..." "wait, what?" " Tell me it isn't so, Dub." " [grunts]" "Wow." "And I thought I knew you." "You think we're gonna let you destroy our home?" "Over our dead bodies!" "Yes, that's the plan." "Was that not clear, what with all the monkhuahuas?" "That we're going to... well, "kill" is such a harsh word, so... splat?" "Yes, we're going to splat you." "[squealing]" "This is all my fault." "I should've listened to you guys." "Why didn't I listen to you?" "Was it my pride or my... [gasps] I've got an idea." "Not now, Eep." "Daddy's talking." "We have to jump." "What?" "That's crazy." "We'll die." "Differently." "Dad, listen." "Do what I say, and we can make it out of here alive." "Mmm." "Sorry, Broods." "I'm afraid you'll have to splat us another time." "[screaming]" "So, this is how it ends." " Nice to have some closure on the topic." " No." "Everyone, grab these." "Huh." "You were right, Eep." "We made it out of there without a scratch." "[grunting]" "Still..." "We gotta warn Ahhh!" "Valley." "Yeah." "If we fell for the Broods' lies, those dingobats definitely will." "We've got a good head start." "I think we can actually... [screaming] [overlapping dialogue]" "[Thunk] So, this is how it ends." "[blowing raspberry]" "♪ Whoo-oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum, ba-dum ♪" "♪ Whoo-oh, ba-dum-dum ba-dum ♪" "♪ Whoo-oh, ba-dum-dum ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum, ba-dum ♪" "♪ Whoo-oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum ba-dum ♪"