"My time, is now" "My perfume, is Oh Wow" "Complete the circle" "I've never smelled anything, like it before" "Okay where's that director" "Hannah is ready to smell up the place" "Lemme smell, lemme smell" "Um.." "It's light,it's subtle..." " It's water" " What a ripoff!" "Lola,it's just a prop,The real one will be here any second" "Its been completely underwrapped,Even I hadn't smelled it" "Then how do you know if its any good?" "Of course its good,Its fifty bucks a bottle,And it... completes the circle" "Hey who are those guys?" "I think they are the circle" "Uh there is my gorgeous little star!" "I am going to make you look fantastic This is your moment..." "What am I, a plate of grits?" "Here we go again" "Hannah darling I didn't see you there" "When i found out we are going to work together again,All i can say was,"yee ha"!" "Aw liza you hadn't change a bit!" "Oh fantastic!" "That means the eye-lift's working" "So where is that handsome cowboy daddy of yours?" "Liza likee" "Wah!" " He's in the bathroom" " Oh!" "In europe Oh..." "So what do you say you give me the little bottle of liquid magic and we shoot ourself a commercial!" "Absolutely!" "Make up" "Perfect,I am ready!" "My time, is now" "My perfume, is Oh Wow" "Complete the circle" "I have never smelled any... oh wow!" "Cut produced by Annianne" "Come on!" "You get the limo out front" "Hottest styles, every shoe, every color" "Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun" "Its really you but no one ever discovers" "Who would of thought that a girl like me" "Would double as a superstar¡ª¡ª£¡" "You get the best of both worlds" "Chill it out, take it slow" "Then you rock out the show" "You get the best of both worlds" "Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds" "HANNAH MONTANA Season1 EP25 Smells Like Teen Sellout" "Hannah, darling little advertising tidbit when selling a product, gagging and wrenching big turn-off!" "Right, that's why you are the director.." " One minute.." " Okay" "Lola,what am I gonna do?" "This stuff smells horrible" "Really?" "I like it ,it smells like...raspberries" "Raspberries!" "That's it That's what's been making me sick" "What's wrong with raspberries?" "Times up" "Little miss Miley Stewert is our new junior pie eaten champion" "With five raspberries pies in ten minutes" "Yeah!" "I'm a champion,I'm a champion I'm a champion,i won..." "And now, to present the award..." "The governor of Tennesse" "Uhoh,I've got a funny.." "Coming out of my tummy..." "That was the last time that governor ever presented that award.." "Or wore that suit" "Now even a whiff of raspberry makes my sick" "Hey why don't you just use the fake one?" "It is only filled with water" "Lola you are a genius!" "I am,arent I?" "Complete the circle" "I have never smelled anything,like it before" "And,cut!" "That was great,that was perfect!" "I know, I've done it again,uh you and I were brilliant" "And you're still a plate of grits" "It doesn't matter!" "I am done with that commercial and I never have to smell the perfume again!" "You're wearing it aren't you?" "No..." "Yes,I like it" "It doesn't matter you can't keep it" "I won't wear it around you" " Darn right you won't!" " You are not the boss of me!" " Heck, let go!" " Oh!" "You don't look so good" "Everybody clear!" "Miley,it's been a half hour" "If that tomato juice is gonna get rid of the smell it would work by now" "You're right, this is getting ridiculous" "Getting?" "You pass "ridiculous" when you took that bath in tuna fish" "Hey,It says it will work in the stink website" "I should've back out of the commercial the minute I smell that perfume!" "Now I smell worse than Uncle Earl after he was drilling for oil and hit that sewage pipe." "Okay, if I haven't said this before, I don't ever want to meet Uncle Earl." "Uncle Earl is not that bad." "The one you don't want to meet is Aunt Max." "Talk about your bearded lady." "Anyhow, honey,I found this whole bag of kitty litter that was out on the garage," "It suppose to activate when you scratch it,might be worth a shot!" "Dad, this isn't funny." "You didn't see what I went through!" "I'm sorry honey, I was a little busy." "Yeah, hiding from Liposuction Liza!" "I wasn't hiding!" "I just got stuck trying to get out the bathroom window." "I'm sorry but that lady is just plain weird!" "Hi-yahhh!" "She's not the only one..." "Dad, I am about to make you proud" "You are gonna go back upstairs and change?" "No,I am gonna make an audition tape" "You're looking at the next million dollor winner of Teen Wilderness Challenge" "I love that show!" "Lastnight the girl from Pittsburgh,she had to eat a live millipede" "Yeah, poor kid had nine hundred legs down there before that little creature hanging around of her nostril" "Jackson.you wouldn't last one day on Teen Wilderness Challenge" "Oh yeah?" "Check it out" "Tah!" "I like to throw the little ones back" "Its the way of the hunter" "My name is Jackson Rod Stewert" "And I am your next Teen Wilderness champion" "You get a lot of audition tapes with people telling you what they are going to do" "Well I am gonna show you" "Hiii-yahhh!" "I am gonna survive for the next two weeks on this beach" "My only tools...." "These.." "and this..and a whole lot of this" "And of course this..and this too,but that isn't really count because i always use those" "Anyway,I am gonna be completely isolated from all of the civilization!" "Sorry" "Honey,get away from this strange man" "Hey,you can edit that out,right?" "Sure but,I don't get it" "You didn't bring anyfood,how are you gonna survive out here?" "Off the land,man Nature's bounty is abundant" "Hey, now shoot this,I am gonna go up that tree and get some coconuts for dinner" "Hey,get in tight on my bear tooth,let them know I am a warrior" "Hey,double o ,I got two of them" "Oh?" "Ahhh!" "Are you okay?" "Landed right on..." "Uh, the coconuts" "Dad,I need to talk to you about something" "Hang on, bud I am watching your brother" "He has been trying open up the coconut for over half an hour" " Oliver?" " I know,edit it out" "I don't know why I pay for cable when I get a son like him" "So what is on your mind,bud?" "Daddy,is there any way that you can call the oh wow people and have them stop that commercial from going on the air?" "This thing really is eating at you isn't it?" "Yeah, the perfume makes me sick£¡" "How can I go tell the world that I love it?" "Well if that is how you feel then I will call that company we will put a stop to this thing right now" "Thanks, dad,that's a load off£¡" "Now cheer yourself up Take a look at your brother" "Oh wow, that's gotta hurt" "But ur right, it did cheer me up£¡" "And so is knowing that Hannah isn't going to lie to the whole world£¡" "Delivery from Oh Wow Perfume" "I hope it's muffins" "I love it when they send those little teeny tiny muffins" " those little chocolate chips cinnamon icing on the top..." " Dad£¡" "Just bring it in" "Uh.." "Yeah,I don't think it will fit through the door" "I was hoping it's muffins" "Oh" "Wow" "You wowed us, hope this wows you Your Oh Wow family" "Daddy,it's beautiful" "Yep,too bad you are gonna send them back" "Say what?" "Hey Mile, they are not gonna let us keep it when you back out of their commercial" "The only thing I am backing out of is this drive way in my sweet new ride" "Now hold your horses I thought you say you couldn't stand the smell of that perfume" "Right now all I am smelling is new car and... muffins!" "Yeedoggie!" "I hope they are little chocolate chip ones." "Man.this car handles like a dream" "She really hugs the road" "Just think,one day you will have your permit,you can really drives this thing" "I know" "Selling out is the best thing you ever did!" "i didn't sell out" "Oh please,You did a commercial saying you love something that makes you want to yak!" "Okay, maybe a little" "But,everybody exaggerates in commercials" "I mean, do you really thinks that football player's mom follows him around with a can of soup?" "Doubt it!" "Hey,Mile The Oh Wow people just called" "Do you still sure about going through this?" "That's car talks for"Oh yeah baby"!" "Okay then,congratulations Tomorrow night you gonna be telling people how much you love the sweet smell of Oh Wow" "On the real deal with Collin Lassiter" "Collin Lassiter?" "That's the biggest interview show on TV" "Yup,I know,bud" "Hey there is still time to pull off the plug if you want to" "And give back our car?" "I mean.." "You do what you feel is right,I am just gonna sit here enjoying what time I have left with.." "Maria" "Lily, don't worry Our car is not going anywhere" "You tell Collin I will be there" "Okay then,I will go make the call" "I am so proud of you I can never go in front of whole world and lie,...." "When I tell my dad I finish my homework when I haven't,I start giggling like an idiot" "Well,that is the difference between me and you" "I can go on Collin's show and say that I love Oh Wow" "What was that?" "Nothing" "I just thought of something funny, Its not like I was laughing because I was lying" "You did this to me£¡" "After a six hours hunt I finally bag this beauty" "My first solid food..in six hours..and two minutes" "And now,I will start my own fire And cook my feast" "Though u gives me a fierce battle,oh mighty crab" "In the end, your primitive little brain was no match for mine" "Aw,man..where did it go" "Dang flabet..." "Oliver.." "Don't worry,its erased" "But I think you should know at this point we only have twenty-seven seconds of usable footage!" "Who cares about footage,I am starving!" "Tell me about it" "Remember, we are going through this together" "You and me,side by side Living on nothing but..." "Pizza delivery for Oliver Oken" "Right here, dude" "Oliver you are brilliant" "Hey, give me a slice" "I can't do that,man" "Come on,I will give you three puka shells and these magic fire sticks" "Jackson!" "Get a grip!" "You are stronger than this" "Sure I can give you this pizza,you can stuff your face with the pepperoni,and the sausage, and the cheesy filled crust..but..." "You don't want to do that!" " I don't?" " No!" "You re a Teen Wilderness champion," "You got,You got this, and a whole lot of this, and all the other stuff" "I wish I could be more like you" "But I am weak,that's why I gonna eat this in my tent" "Fine,you go ahead!" "I don't need your stinkin pizza!" "I've got..uh.." "I 've got rock grass!" "Uh?" "And seaweed, and fresh air,and nature's very own moon light" "Coming up at Channel 24 weather Quick stunner storm along the coast" "We might even see some hail" "I can do this,I can do this" "I am the teen wilderness champion!" "I am the teen wilderness champion...who got a splinter" "Blood..." "The blood of the warrior!" "Man this rain is really coming down after I hope Jackson is okay" "Thanks,that's good" "Hannah,I just want u to remember this" "Whatever happens out here,I love you" "And I really love that car please don't blow this!" "Lola,chillax,I got it all figured out" " All I have to do is not lie" " Yes!" "If I don't lie,then I won't giggle" "For example,Ask me what I think of the perfume" "What do you think of the perfume?" "Its like nothing I have ever smelled before" "You see, no giggles" "Hey darling,The more I think about it,the more I think going on that show is a bad idea" "Daddy you worry too much" "What if he brings out a bottle of that perfume,you get a whiff of it?" "Thought about it." "I've already got about a pound of vaporub in my nose." "Right now I can smell one of Jackson's dirty socks and live to tell the tale" "I'll have to remember that next time I go visit Uncle Earl and he's cooked up a pot of that three-bean chili" "You sure you are okay?" "Trust me dad,everything is gotta be fine" "What is so funny?" "What is not funny dad?" "You gotta learn to laugh more" "Its gonna be a breeze" "Howdy partner!" "Just came by to wish you luck" "Wait up cowboy,wahhh!" "You had to plant that giggling thing on my head?" "Look on the bright side, You can always cover giggling by saying something was funny" "I mean,its not like you are Oliver When he lies,he hiccups" "And we are back with pop senatiom Hannah Montana" "We talked about your new CD, and your European tour" "Lets get the real deal on this commercial,huh?" "Is that true?" "Have you really never smelled anything like it before?" "I can honestly...say, throughout all the perfumes that I have worn,Its totally unique" "And that's the truth" "So you...you weren't just acting,you honestly love this stuff?" "Well,I mean,have you seen the bottle?" "Its beautiful!" "Round..with a little point!" "Yes, its great,but I..." "I am asking you about what is inside" "Do you like the perfume?" "Yes or no?" "Well,of course the answer has to be.." "yes!" "That's,that's good to hear" "I am glad you are not one of those celebrities who goes out and pushes something she doesn't believes in" "That is not me!" "Got a little somethin..." "What an adorable laugh you have!" "Glad you like it, you will be hearing it quite a lot" "Thanks..." "Ah,Ardy says our switch board is going crazy So,lets takes some calls,uh?" "Okay..." "Uh,Caitlin from Michigan,you are on with Hannah Montana!" "Hannah,I love you and I can't wait to smell like you" "Do you wear oh wow everyday?" " Well, not everyday..." " Why not?" "I don't wanna waste it hiccup" "There was an ant" "Are you okay?" "Yeah I am fine, Just a little nervous about being on your show" "You are actually much more handsome in person,hiccup" "She,she is the cutest thing" "Big star like her still gets nervous" "You know when I get nervous,I uh,I sweat," "Like a pig!" "Thanks, Collin,good to know" "Alright,let's take our next caller,uh?" "Brianna,from Georgia" "Hannah, I'm such a big fan!" "I can't believe I'm talking to you!" "I hear your perfume smells like raspberries." "I love raspberries!" "Don't you love raspberries?" "Well, I really don't like singling out any one fruit as my favorite." "It's so unfair to all the other fruits." "But it's in your perfume, so you gotta love raspberries, right?" "Yes or no?" "Yes." "I mean, uh... who doesn't like a good raspberries?" "Oh, well, Brianna, thanks for the call." "Read a book, eat your vegetables, always be polite." "Thanks, Hannah!" "I do love" "So,uh.." "Collin" "how about that hail storm last night?" "hannah,you,uh..you need a tissue,or,uh,bath towel?" "No.no,thanks i am good" "hiccup" "How are you feeling,bud?" "I am really glad I told the oh wow people that I couldn't endure their perfume" "The truth is always the best thing" "Even though sometimes it hurts.." "It really,really hurts... i am gonna miss her so much" "I will never forget you,Maria!" "Lily,calm down, It is really not that great of a car anyway." "I am gonna miss you too,Maria.." "It is okay,we will survive..." "Hey,speaking of survival." "Anybody heard from your brother?" "i just got a call from Teen Wilderness Challenge show,He had been turn down" "Aww.." "How do you think he is gonna take it?" "Not so good.."