"Kyubei Yagyu took Otae away. challenged the Yagyu clan." "stand in their way." "they must take on the Yagyu in a six-on-six game of survival." "That was too easy!" "Hmph." "I was waiting for that." "Now!" "The strategist is beaten by his own strategy!" "[Kagura and Okita together gave the Kodokan team a victory over Nishino.]" "[The second match is between Hijikata and Kitaoji." "A match between a mayo maniac and a ketchup freak.]" "Okita-san..." "My god..." "Sogo..." "Not Sogo..." "This is terrible." "It's snapped in two." "They must've struck simultaneously..." "I can't see how he could've defeated this man on a broken leg." "and then when he was exhausted..." "It can't be!" "There's no way Sogo would lose..." "Sogo?" "You were the quickest study at our dojo." "You surpassed everyone in no time at all." "aren't you?" "I won't fall for that." "Sogo?" "Sogo!" "They won't get away with this." "They won't get away with this!" "I swear!" "Was it necessary to go this far?" "!" "Wasn't it supposed to end once the plate was broken?" "!" "Those bastards must enjoy...tormenting people!" "Their cell phone..." "Maybe they left evidence of who did this to Okita-san..." "Dammit!" "Who the hell did such a cruel thing?" "!" "I swear!" "Shinpachi-kun?" "Dammit!" "Who did this to Okita-san?" "!" "I have no idea!" "I'm seriously going to kill the bastard!" "too!" "Huh?" "Why're you perspiring?" "It's hot in here." "Turn on the air conditioner!" "Those dummies!" "Come on out!" "Where'd you go?" "!" "We're avenging Okita-san!" "Forgive us." "We didn't know you were having a meal." "Wrong room." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Too"]" "Can't fight on an empty stomach." "Care to join us?" "I'm not eating a meal prepared by the enemy!" "what're you doing relaxing and taking it easy?" "Let's have the three of us take him out!" "Hey!" "Don't interfere." "Hijikata-san!" "I'm eating fried rice." "You're having fried rice?" "!" "will you?" "this?" "what's going on here?" "There's no tension or anything here." "Ordinary people wouldn't understand." "The match has already begun." "be it a meal or even how they hold their chopsticks." "Everything they do in their daily life is training for their spirit." "iron-willed spirit." "Toshiro Hijikata." "Do you have that in you?" "Ketchup!" "That much ketchup on your rice omelet?" "!" "Let me say one thing." "I can't stand tomatoes." "Just looking at one makes me want to puke." "I build up an unbendable strong spirit." "Now I've come to love the tomatoes that I once couldn't eat and even eat my tomatoes with ketchup." "That's not training." "That's just plain unhealthy." "Could you do what I did?" "Wh-What is that white stuff?" "!" "Mayonnaise!" "M-Mayonnaise..." "Mayonnaise on fried rice?" "!" "They don't go together!" "Could he also be...?" "Let me say one thing." "I can't stand mayonnaise." "Just seeing that red cap makes me want to puke." "[Note:" "Japanese mayo comes in a plastic squeeze bottle with a red cap.]" "He's lying!" "He's lying through his teeth because he doesn't want to lose!" "That mayo maniac!" "Hmph." "I see they don't call you the Demon Vice-Chief for nothing." "That was quite an interesting meal." "I need a smoke." "Do you have an ashtray?" "Where's your thanks for the meal before you smoke?" "Thanks for the god-awful meal." "Here..." "Your ashtray!" "You have faster reflexes than I expected." "You possess exceptional physical skills...reflexes..." "Intuition and courage nurtured by surviving numerous close calls with death." "Fight-tested sword skills indeed." "Most ordinary swordsmen would be no match for you." "But that fighting style only works on third-rate swordsmen." "It won't work in a duel between two masters." "You?" "A master?" "sonny." "Killing each other is not all there is to swordsmanship." "Bring it on!" "You're...all talk!" "I know what you're going to do." "You use a head-on attack that leaves you open for your enemy to attack." "you use your quick instincts to parry the blow." "I can read...your moves as well!" "Your instincts are too sharp." "Toshi!" "You twisted your body to protect the plate from the blow." "Your instincts are truly impressive." "But that will be your demise." "This is bad." "That man figured out Toshi's habits in such a short time. taking a single blow from an opponent means certain death." "That's why the ability to sense danger is an absolute requirement." "The ability to sense your opponent's movements using a highly honed intuition... to stop the enemy's attack." "Toshi is better at that than anyone." "But this guy's dojo swordsmanship excels at surprise attacks to score points rather than killing blows." "Toshi's exceptional instincts work against him." "he's forced to react quicker than usual." "That guy will attack Toshi's openings." "He'll feign an attack and back off. then strike." "Toshi will unconsciously react... to that guy's countless feints." "That guy will do it over and over again." "He is unmistakably a master." "His is a dojo sword style that can bend the minds of others to his will." "I'd have already scored multiple times." "you'd have already lost your life." "Give it up already." "You'll be stuck on the defensive with that huge plate." "You still want to continue?" "two points...it doesn't matter how many you get-it's all irrelevant!" "A fight with real swords means you have to keep fighting even if you lose an arm or a leg." "Just so long as your head is still attached." "This is why I detest the barbaric country samurai fighting style..." "I borrowed an ashtray." "I can't get going without a smoke." "Is that my plate?" "!" "when did you..." "When?" "!" "Huh?" "I still have it." "That's...from earlier... but I won't lose to you when it comes to deception. you kept it to a reasonable amount." "You're unable to break away from your set forms." "That's the limitation of dojo swordsmanship." "I put mayonnaise even on dessert." "Come." "I'll show you what real fighting is." "real battles..." "I've seen many like yourself who shout such words and make light of dojo practice. but claim their swordsmanship is more suited to actual battle." "They claim they wouldn't lose if it had been with real swords." "Those are all excuses." "That drivel is what people who don't practice say." "I've heard enough. you cannot win against someone who trains everyday." "That's what I believe." "there are some who believe my thinking is old-fashioned." "all right." "And so it that deformity." "Anyone who thinks my deformity is old-fashioned is really the old-fashioned ones." "yours is beyond old." "what's with your eyes?" "Why do they look like butts?" "You're more rude than old-fashioned. we were doing everything we could to train ourselves." "You people cannot win against us." "let's try swords." "Fool!" "Learn your lesson!" "Hmph." "Your attack pattern never changes." "No matter how many times you attack you'll always have to be on the defensive." "you'll always switch to the defensive." "you'll bite." "That will leave you open." "Here's the bait." "Bite." "You're just a small fry!" "What?" "I'm sick of your cheap bait." "bring me a full course meal smothered in mayonnaise." "No more fishing me out!" "I won't...retreat anymore!" "A high-speed attack to counter the feints." "His plan is to mount a ferocious attack so his enemy has no time to counter-attack." "Offense is the best defense." "He's finally acting like himself." "I see you're trying to finish this." "But you can't launch a decisive attack in a place with such poor footing." "so you'll just exhaust yourself." "you have a fatal weakness." "Don't give me that!" "I can read your moves like a book." "Monotonous brute force strikes that never change." "you won't be able to hit me even once." "You may be able to read my sword..." "But you can you read my feet underwater?" "! you're the one stuck in set forms." "tens of thousands of patterns and counters have been hammered into my body." "I have learned every possible set form." "It's more reliable than the simple intuition and instinct you rely on." "it manifests as a split-second difference in decision-making." "that difference becomes fatal!" "This is the difference between you and me." "Neglecting to work hard because you were too full of your own natural ability will be your downfall!" "This is the strength of the dojo swordsmanship...that you mocked!" "Oh no!" "let's help him!" "Kondo-san!" "Sorry." "Please don't assist him." "What...? but he hates to lose more than anyone." "he'll kill you." "he'll lose anyway!" "Maybe so." "it will mean that I didn't trust him." "He knows better than anyone that street style sword fighting won't defeat that guy." "Toshi? when I was still training in our dojo out in the country." "There was a young thug who went around making a lot of trouble." "He was a loner with excellent fighting skills." "A delinquent who went looking for fights at all the dojos in the area and beat them up." "The guys at country dojos are all hot-blooded punks." "They were losing face and decided to join together to beat the guy up." "They had no Bushido honor of fighting one-on-one." "the kid deserved it." "So I went to watch." "Turns out the kid had balls." "he wasn't a bit intimidated. taking down one after another." "Damn was he strong." "But there was no way he could win against such numbers." "he kept fighting until he was beaten to a pulp." "I debated what to do and then decided to bring him back to my dojo." "He looked like he would've died If I left him there and he seemed like an interesting fellow." "333!" "334!" "I can't do any more." "That's my limit." "My arms are gonna fall off." "Don't give up so easily!" "I'll never be able to pass on the dojo to you!" "I'll probably die soon." "What'll you do then?" "What's the point of swinging this heavy log?" "My hands are covered with blood blisters!" "fool!" "Swinging that log improves your sword skill and strengthens your character!" "It grounds you!" "Don't swing with your hands." "Discipline your breathing and swing with your entire body!" "Look at Sogo." "but he's swinging that thick log." "Isn't he amazing?" "You are amazing." "I knew you had it in you." "You are a prodigy." "Huh?" "Is this peeling?" "This is nothing but tree bark." "Good grief." "This is why nobody wants to train here." "Huh?" "Give it a try?" "Maybe not." "Not with those injuries." "you're blessed with natural talent." "but your movements and instinct are extraordinary." "But you can't win on talent alone." "it's the guy who works hard that wins." "Not interested." "Nobody becomes a great swordsman by playing with lumber." "after all." "he stayed." "He watched us train like a hungry wolf watching a herd of bacon-wrapped sheep." "he disappeared from the dojo." "I was worried and went looking for him." "you!" "We're on our way to raid the Kondo dojo!" "We heard they were sheltering you!" "Why'd they do that?" "!" "That's why I left." "They're not involved anymore." "Leave them alone." "but we still do!" "we'll kick the crap out of you!" "He had become stronger than before. he possessed a solid framework to his form that hadn't been there before." "I couldn't just stand by and watch." "he and I were the only ones left standing." "Surrounded by our defeated enemies." "Why're you here?" "You can't use our sword style to act like a ruffian." "you did a lot of fighting yourself." "some sort of good Samaritan?" "but now I owe you again." "You don't owe me anything." "Come back and visit us anytime." "You're already one of our students." "Like I said before-when did I ever join your school?" "Those hands..." "Are the proof." "How many times did you swing it?" "Even I didn't get that many blisters." "No wonder your injuries were slow to heal." "These aren't blisters." "My hand got caught in the automatic door of the Yotsukoshi Department Store." "[Note:" "Parody of Mitsukoshi Department Store.]" "That's who Toshiro Hijikata is." "He never expresses his feelings to anyone." "And he never shows it on his face." "But I know... and now..." "The only thing he cares about is sword fighting." "He's hiding his sword underwater so I can't read where it's coming from." "Nice try!" "Do you think that'll work on me now?" "!" "No one trains harder than him. but... his sharply honed sword skills... can slice through steel!" "Hijikata-san!" "Sorry for the wait." "you got beaten by him pretty badly this time." "Huh?" "These aren't from that guy." "I got caught in the automatic door of the Marui Department Store." "[Note:" "Parody of OIOI Department Store.]" "So Nishino and Kitaoji are both out?" "I wasn't expecting the enemy to do this well." "I miscalculated a bit." "the three of you would be enough... and we're already down to three... we have four." "I'm still in." "One of the Four Aces:" "Sui Minamito. but the plate is still intact." "Please give me another chance to make up for it." "that's right." "Then..." "Now there are three." "Having someone like you around would only disgrace the name of the dojo." "head of the Four Yagyu Aces will not forgive anyone who tarnishes our Young Lord's name." "The next episode ... "Four Heads are Better than One." "[Tojo ruthlessly eliminated Minamito." "Kyubei finally joins the battle!" "]" "Gintoki and Kondo are engaged in an epic struggle.]"