"people use to say that in every three second one boy borns." "and a girl borns in every ten second." "but that day something strange happened." "only one boy born in between thirty girls." "wow, this naked boy, was looking so smart." "just like me, infact, that's me." "yes the only hero of this story." "this was my first eye contact with girls." "but my affair with that nurse, couldn't get futher." "people use to drink wine, being failed in love." "but I started drinking milk." "and than I was getting bigger in this joint family in our family we were seven sibbIings." "six sisters and me the only brother." "I spent my childhood with two things, toys and girls." "an average kid use to think that he'II become engineer, doctor or cricketer" "but in my case, God has some other idea." "because of my upbringing, I use to understand, feelings, and nature of girls." "and begin, helping cursed guys that never got eye contact with girls." "and that's how I became Love Guru." "Uff.. these girls." "Very lucky." "You know, 99% girls get their kind of guys." "but 99% guys couldn't get their kind of girls." "their love ends before even getting started." "and from there, my work starts." "you know I.." "what's the name of girl?" "Does it really matters?" "It matters to me." "you know, she also .." "likes you, yes yes yes.." "but she also.." "she also speaks like you?" "no no.." "she also gets shy like you." "yes yes." "you have a nice situation." "you begin the chat, she'II end it." "don't know what happened to this heart?" "and what's the cure of this disease?" "what's your problem?" "in the whole world, among all beautiful faces, my eye got contacted with such beautiful girl," "that my every body part is sparkling." "Good Morning, uncle, This is my first love." "This is what teacher teaches you in school?" "I'm in love with the teacher." "by the way uncle, Do you discount for the students?" "Meet me after 10 years ok." "I can't see her without glasses, and she don't want to see me with glasses." "This is very simple, get rid of glasses." "fantastic, you looking so good." "Thank you." "here, react on sound." "that's how I taught love to smart, stupid, nervous and other guys." "they lived happily." "I was on the top of success." "but my this happiness couldn't get longer." "do you know why?" "are you alright?" "I'm the one you came to meet." "so you are the Love Guru." "so this is your first love?" "not only my first love, its the first love of my whole family." "before this, my parents, my grandparents, no one loved at this level." "so what kind of girl do you want?" "the one preety with face, intelligent to brain, and pure with heart." "how can you afford three girls, in such expensive environment." "not talking about three girls, she's three in one." "pure with heart, she's that angel." "quite suitable." "don't worry, you work will be done." "Oh prem bhai," "I'm so lucky." "such a great person, prem bhai, priya you heard?" "Oh hello." "what are you doing Bhaskar?" "Iove with someone, and kissing someone!" "what's wrong I have done?" "gave the kiss, to whom I'm going to marry." "she's Priya," "She is the lucky one." "Oh hero!" "do you know who she is?" "Priya Jai Singh!" "daughter of Raj Jai Singh!" "worthy of 100 billions." "she won't set to me, how can you?" "forget about it, no chance." "absolutely impossible." "impossible!" "I have heard there is no such words in you dictionary!" "tell me that's all lie!" "It's true Bhaskar." "Bhaskar divakar chouhdary." "I can make friendship between Bush and Osama but you with her, that's not only impossible, that's impossible." "just forget about it." "but Prem bhai, listen to me." "Osama, that's an international matter." "and this is just a little love story!" "I don't get it." "welcome after the break." "so now we want to ask Priya Jai Singh, some question about her personal life." "welcome back to the show, Miss Priya!" "So tell us about your lover." "well My lover!" "not found him yet." "besides, you can't meet good guys that much easily what are you saying Priya ji!" "I meet daily at office 9 to 5 and have done over time often." "one thing is sure, maybe My love won't be a high profile or big shot, but must be simple and sound." "Thank you very much." "Maybe my being Life partner be watching me right now!" "maybe standing in front of Tv watching me." "where else am I standing?" "Oh common, Iet us watch too, she's so hot." "who said?" "what you just said?" "whom you said hot?" "you talking about coffee?" "no dear, I'm talking about that girl." "what an item!" "Don't talk such non sense about Priya ji!" "from where these cricketer came?" "why you change the channel?" "Sehwag's century is remaining." "Sehwag has blessing of his mother with him." "my Iife is still messed." "you focusing on match, and I can't find the match betting man" "Love Guru, Love Guru, make me meet Priya!" "where are you, I'm just coming." "first clear my bill." "what's your bill?" "what the damn is money?" "take the change!" "you keep sit, I'II see you later!" "Bhaskar Divakar Chouhdary speaking Sir!" "what have I told you!" "what you told?" "you didn't get what I said?" "remind me, which one are you talking about?" "forget about Priya, and don't call me again." "I told you!" "what if you said!" "I Iove Priya!" "hello Prem bhai!" "Prem bhai!" "prem bhai!" "what are you doing in bus!" "just wandering useIessIy!" "Prem bhai, please agree to me!" "look Bhaskar, I can't help you in this matter." "because you are useless and I'm bloody helpless!" "now just leave me alone!" "I won't leave you, until you make me meet priya!" "if not today, I'II come tomorrow, if not tomorrow, I'II come day after tomorrow," "I'II keep coming!" "Ok come tomorrow, call me" "I'm going Phuket for one month!" "on family Vacation!" "and there is no roaming in my phone!" "doesn't matter you have roaming in phone or not," "I'II be with you!" "hey Bus driver, does this bus go to phuket?" "hey, I'm chota (little) Don short name of two words," "two works in life." "just watch game of cricket." "and to end someone's game." "I'm the tenduIkar of underworld." "less height, more fight." "that's the secrecy of being Don." "hey, Sehwag, Dhoni, I want tight fielding." "or else, Umpire will declare me out." "but Umpire meant by?" "police !" "who else." "so you also play cricket while being Don." "used to play!" "twenty years ago in streets of BourviIIe" "I was a fast bowler!" "Everyone use to call me " Bhindi (lady finger) Express"" "once I bowled the batsman, and appealed " Howzzat"" "Umpire didn't declared him out." "I throwed ball in anger!" "to the batsman?" "no to the Umpire!" "Umpire on the spot got Expire!" "Batsman started running to make run, police started running for me!" "and from then, this " Bhindi (lady finger) Express " became Chota(little) Don" "Listen Chota Don!" "hey I don't talk to tweIvth player!" "who is the captain, of your team?" "I am!" "InzamauI Haq!" "only you have the right to speak!" "who's bell ringing!" "Oh shit!" "who's bell ringing!" "who teased me!" "who's the ganguIy among us!" "hey, that's the third Umpire!" "run Sehwag Run!" "Pathan!" "at the boundary!" "block from the mid wicket!" "get her before boundary!" "Catch her!" "Catch her!" "wow!" "how?" "please just speed up!" "some guys from underworld is chasing me!" "underworld!" "Oh my God!" "Madam, you are such preety that, not only underworld, whole world can chase you!" "please can you use this smartness to save me?" "Smartness!" "I can save you from them!" "but who will save you from me?" "what?" "Ok Stop Stop!" "Stop" "It was very rare moment of meeting!" "whatever I will say, will be truth!" "you are going away, but I'II be in touch." "hey useless oIdy, stand up just stand up," "I have to sit here!" "hey you, little fella, you will make me stand!" "yes!" "don't worry!" "first time someone sIapt me!" "say sorry!" "common be quick!" "you heard?" "so I'm going to say sorry?" "me Rana from Haryana, will say sorry to you!" "who are you?" "who am I?" "I'm the Don" "I'm the Don" "police from eleven countries are after me, and twelve one is thinking!" "hey brain Lara!" "just Run away!" "Make a six on Last ball" "I won't leave!" "I'm the Don." "Chota(little) Don." "Good Morning Rosie!" "Hie!" "Is the boss in?" "yes!" "Ok Thanks!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "what are you showing?" "One minute Sir!" "I have got it." "Chota(little) Don." "Don who is Chota (little) whom CBI, Fbi, etc, no one haven't seen yet." "first time in front of world, throw our newspaper!" "Mind blowing It's mind blowing!" "congratulations Naina!" "congratulations darling!" "you are promoted!" "salary doubled!" "and this Laptop is now yours, baby take it." "prem bhai!" "Prem bhai where are you?" "Paji!" "yes brother!" "do you know any prem?" "Prem bhai?" "I know Prem IudhiyanawaIa or" "Prem patyaIewaIa!" "no just prem mumbaiwaIa!" "his name is love Guru, do you any love Guru?" "I just know Vai Guru Ji!" "heard the name Vai Guru Ji, now I'II find prem bhai and will succeed too!" "don't you have any good friend?" "will you marry her?" "no chance!" "prem bhai and family!" "my brother, when will you marry?" "when you arrange this nikki's marriage, I will marry 3 or 4 years after that." "why you always keep ignoring this?" "prem bhai!" "Prem bhai!" "Prem bhai!" "prem bhai!" "Prem bhai!" "Prem bhai!" "not from inside, right now, I'm hearing from outside!" "Oh shit, this bloody.." "Prem!" "..." "uncle!" "dear, his name is Bhaskar, bloody Bhaskar means he kills while talking!" "Prem bhai!" "I found you!" "hello sister in law, what a sweet family!" "she is my sister!" "and these two, they are her kids." "oh Sorry sister!" "he's so cute like teddy bear!" "welcome to Phuket!" "wow!" "sweet sweet kids," "I have told you not to chase me!" "what are you doing in Phuket?" "I didn't came free, I came here getting ticket." "Visa on arrival!" "why are you ruining my holidays!" "not only me, If God will try, he won't be able to make your connection with priya but prem bhai!" "I'm not such stupid!" "Sister!" "don't involve sister in it." "Sister, tell me one thing that when you got married it was arrange or love marriage?" "ofcourse, It was love marriage," "Prem bhai!" "did the whole rituals!" "that's unfair Prem bhai!" "you enlighten love candle in your home, but playing with my love candle!" "why are you playing?" "I'm playing just because if Priya is Mercedes, than you are Maruti." "if Priya is bowing, than you are buII-cart" "If priya is Kohinoor diamond, than you are Kohinoor Basmati Rice." "If priya is KabiI, than you are KabuIi chana!" "this is your bus to India, Sit on window seat and go back." "You take this man to Air-port!" "He's no come back on your account." "Ok ok!" "Ok, bye bye, see you!" "You go your way!" "Bhaskar came here from India with big hope" "Bhaskar uncle is so cute." "and Prem uncle is so rude." "Kids, what you think, is he gone by now?" "no one can ignore death, love and Bhaskar" "Prem bhai!" "you heared?" "can we go now?" "Bhaskar uncle!" "Bhaskar!" "don't shout!" "you were shameless before, now you got naked too." "It has to relief," "Bhaskar bhai, here is towel, and this T-shirt and short will work?" "you got blind?" "these are my clothes, how can they fit on this Bhaskar?" "don't worry!" "I'II be ok with this." "my size is kind of strange, that I can adjust in anything." "Is this your in laws house?" "Prem bhai!" "I was saying that.." "uncle!" "I was saying that.." "are you so much angry?" "no Bhaskar bhai!" "I'm the happiest person in the whole world it's just that, I hate you, you friggin Bhaskar!" "so I Iove you too." "I Iove you too!" "uncle!" "Thank you!" "here is the garlic tea!" "Sister!" "whose photo is this?" "he's my husband!" "three years ago.." "stop!" "don't say anything and I'm not able to listen," "God can not be this much cruel, and he won't be," "no no, what no no?" "he won't ask for anymore sacrifices from this house atleast listen to me!" "nothing bad will happen now!" "listen to me, what no no!" "he's like rock!" "what no Bhaskar!" "shut up!" "atleast listen to me!" "what was the disease?" "oh Shut up!" "Brother in law is in America, he's a scientist in NASA" "totally healthy, and strong." "which means alive." "father of two kids," "that's what I was thinking, that a guy with such bright eyes," "how his bulb can fuse?" "he'II live longer, I'II prey for him." "Ok sister," "I'II arrange some meal!" "today, I have made Prem's favourite dish." "Chicken Tandoori" "Oh!" "Chicken Tandoori" "and if we both like chicken tandoori, than why remain distance between us." "can you pass me butter, I'm on dieting, so you are on dieting with butter!" "oh Shutup, listen, she's my Sister, not a bread, that" "you are buttering her." "from where this voice came?" "voice and love can not be stop by anyone," "Oh dude!" "Shut up!" "or I'II kill you bloody Bhaskar" "kill you for what?" "no flights available for next four days where can I fly now?" "It's the matter of four days!" "It's ok, It's Ok and listen carefully!" "nor you can sleep with me, neither I'II let you sleep with her." "Don't worry, Bhaskar uncle will sleep in our room" "look, Kids got bigger heart than your room." "I'II call your husband now, and tell him that one stranger is getting into your family!" "Oh God!" "what is he saying?" "you tell your husband, I'm like your brother!" "Brother more than a brother." "nowadays, new kinds of toys, kids play with." "Bhaskar uncle, leave it," "It's a of Baby missile!" "Kind of a rocket, you had seen in wars, It attacks enemy, following sound." "Is it so?" "how this works?" "with battery?" "no itjust work on my voice." "when I say go baby go, It activates." "making your uncle a fool?" "If that's true, than why didn't it left, while you said go baby go!" "tonight I just have to final touchup this thing." "Don't disturb me." "final touch up." "Good Morning everybody!" "Good Morning!" "Good Morning Sister!" "Good Morning Prem Bhai!" "wow, Mind blowing, amazing body." "Too good." "Is it from begining or you muscled up later?" "what a sisterly emotion!" "wow what a dress!" "is it readymade or ?" "readymade!" "prem bhai!" "why are you going alone in water." "please teach me Jet ski too." "maybe Priya will impress." "please also zip his mouth, he's after me from morning!" "a good news is that, such zip is not invented yet." "Prem bhai!" "I won't leave you this much easier," "I'm just like this missile, keep chasing.." "just once someone say " Go baby go"" "uncle, don't say " go baby go "" "It will activate." "are you mad, why would I say " Go baby Go"" "this is yours, it recognize your voice, you are saying " Go Baby Go"" "but you just said " Go baby Go"" "uncle, it's activated." "uncle, son!" "Son!" "uncle!" "Come back, rocket is coming." "what, I can't hear you." "Rocket!" "Prem bhai!" "Save us too." "Bhaskar, just let me out of water once," "please God save me," "go somewhere else, why are you following me," "ok I'II go myself." "Oh God, please save me." "Bhaskar, just let me live once," "I'II dance on your death." "Bhaskar," "Bhaskar, come out." "come out," "rocket was activated by mistake." "your born in world is a mistake." "it could have killed me." "you know, how much thatjet ski costs?" "was worth 1 million," "I didn't have any idea about that." "Bhaskar bhai!" "just say sorry to him." "Prem bhai!" "I'm so sorry!" "common kids, Bhaskar uncle and" "the thing to regret is that, you are 10 times more Ioser than that." "you are thinking of priya," "I'm sure you can't even set her dog." "you Bhaskar!" "are the brand Ambessador of foolishness" "and before leaving, listen to it," "If u can't live without Priya so don't live from this world if one fool and moron understand" "Commom kids...." "Say Good bye to your sweet bhaskar uncle" "Bhaskar uncle is going forever.." "within five minutes take him with you pummi then i'II go in sixth minute" "Decide yourself" "please prem...prem" "Bhaskar uncle Bhaskar uncle.." "Are you crying?" "Bhaskar bhai prem is not bad by his heart" "Dont mind what ever he said to you.." "please Dont cry.." "Am Not Crying Pummi Sister..." "Am..." "Am Laughfing" "Prem Bhai is true on his side.." "only....my ego is too much.." "I faII in love with priya" "Now where is priya and where am I..." "I was in search for love of a girl.." "But I got love from the whole family..... thats it!" "Stuck..." "I stuck on.." "See..." "I am an idiot!" "Mistakes...." "No... what prem bhai was saying?" "Yes..." "Looser..." "But you tell him one thing..." "He is doing a greatjob." "He should not stop his job." "Make the lovers meet each other what's mine..." "Lets see.." "Bhaskar bhaiya..." "Bhaskar bhaiya.." "Bhaskar was in this bus..." "Bhaskar name is not mentioned over here..." "How can u say that he is Bhaskar?" "Bhaskar is the king of bad luck" "troubles dont comes to Bhaskar...." "Bhaskar go for the troubles." "Its just because of you why because of me?" "If you have'nt sent him on that bus he must have been with us today..." "Hey" "I also dont want any thing happens to Bhasker but I want him to lose his memory" "So he dont recognize me..." "Prem..." "He was the passenger of 15 number seat..." "His name was Bhaskar." "Bhaskar...." "please forgive me Bhaskar what had happend?" "I just told u to leave the love.." "And you left this world..." "I know..." "Love is in no ones hands" "But you died in the bus...." "And left us" "And you make all of us disable..." "atleast you have given me a chance..." "I would have fixed a meeting for you to meet priya.." "You are the Romeo of todays age who says JuIiet!" "juliet!" ".." "And left your dirty bag for me..." "But Bhaskar...." "You are not dead" "Because Bhaskars never dies" "But say some thing...." "I dont know why..." "That suddenly you are going to wake up and give me a hug.." "And will forgive me" "I forgive you..." "How didi it happend?" "Itjust because of that brothers kindness..." "He is uncle John... when i sit in the bus..." "He said to me...." "Son..." "Can i sit on your seat?" "I want to see the land escapes through window... i just told...why not?" "why not?" "Have a seat please..." "Over here there are lots of disasters..." "atleast you see the land escapes..." "Poor.... watching the land escapes he lost in the land escapes..." "And i came to this beautiful hospital..." "Its name is wadia hospital..." "Is'nt its a fortune..." "Your fortune..." "And mine unfortune.." "No prem No..." "I listened from my own ears..." "How much you love me..." "Go...." "I forgive you." "Your heart is pure..." "Am worried about you..." "Your dead is cancel then my swear is also cancel.." "Hey Prem bhai..." "Right now you are talking lovely..." "See prem bhai I ran away from my boss" "And now am not going to leave you" "Good!" "Because you is that angel to make a relation for me with priya when she give me a son then his name will be prem" "In my house I put your photo frame" "tell Prem bhai you will help me" "No...." "Prem bhai I want to be with you" "No No No......." "Prem bhia you have to help me...." "No I will not" "Prem bhai will you be my partner" "No........" "Prem bhai will you help me?" "No.........." "No......" "Prem bhai will you help me?" "He was thatjohn uncle...." "He was not but he is.." "(singing)" "Since I have been in love its coming more..." "(Singing)" "Hey hey my pant my pant" "Oh I get in problem Oh what I have done right now" "I make ma penty wet" "Are you going to school or in office?" "Hey Dont become home work" "See bhaskar ten out eight girl will impress by this but she is in two of them" "Now go and make the conference room atmosphere so rock" "So priya will shock from you" "I wish that I want to invest in my friend bussiness" "Its a design institution" "what about you?" "shall we do this adventure?" "or not without market research we dont buy vegetables for our home." "And these are the Diamonds" "Correct Madam" "personal relationship and companies 100 corers not a good idea.." "Any one else want to tell something?" "Can I say something?" "Let see.." "He will also tell something." "But in 25 age your I Q is zero" "I mean 25 years old girl like 5 years old girl mind have you lost it" "You can invest money in the bussiness" "Cant you use your mind?" "I mean for your desicion why should you takes advise of those people" "But you are my financial advisors" "Has the sun get the advise from clouds should i come out or not?" "Had sea gets the advise from ocean should i merge with you or not?" "These are so big things a little child is he takes advise from all family should he pee on his mother arms" "how can?" "Like that.." "You haven't think before make friend then why you think before help him?" "and... ha ha..." "why you taking advise from those peoples this Mr. Bagha.. he won't be sincare with his wife and can't get any gift for his wife.." "this Mr. Chadda.." "he havn't know how to wear short.." "should he change policy of your company ok. these are to executive peoples take my example we wait for 30 days just for Rs. 30,000" "how can takes decision of 100 crore just in 3 minuts first of all just takes decision that you should take all decision by yourself dont takes all decision from you mind.." "some decision takes from your heart.." "hay... you there" "Mr BhaskaI you are crossing your limit what the hell are you saying?" "who the hell are you clear me.." "and who are you to tel me I am talking hell I am not talking hell I am talking well.." "If we can go to jail.. you can go to hell.. ok" "haven't you know how to talk with your senior" "You are fired !" "You Shutup!" "If you are my senior but I am senier from mind!" "I m talking with lady.." "me resign I am going.." "before then you kick me out me going myself !" "where man dont have power to think or say.." "there what man say think.." "Namaskar!" "salam!" "RamRam!" "I dont wanna work there. and dont know about you. but i will miss you" "howz that.. fantastic.." "insult Preeya!" "wow!" "what I think I said." "till Reisgn.." "that the man!" "what I did.." "For Love I lost my Job.." "You said me you get notice on evening" "She will give me notice of kick out from job" "I have to go to her to say Sorry!" "Hay let me see how you go." "hay me Poor man.." "you cant go anywhere she will come to you by herself she cant come till she get 10 times born my work just for this life my work is not for ten's lifes just count till 10 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2." "She Comes.." "Do you open the door." "will you please leave me open the door" "Mr. Bhaskar.." "close you mouth so she will know feeling of your heart" "Bhaskar no one can talk with me like that before" "I also dont wanna talk like that." "excellent Bhaskar excellent you talk with me without any fear.." "I Iike that.." "I dont need man like who just say me Yes Mame" "I am so impressed" "I mean.." "No Mame actually I am thinking that should we takes dinner that week actually I need to takes fininciaI decision we will talk on business" "Ok Sure !" "I need appointment.." "Done Done.." "you can where and when.." "take my number" "Do you have a pen?" "yes Pen.." "Thank You Preeya Jee.." "not Preeya jee from today Just Preeya.." "Much happining!" "not got till yet.." "didn't get much happiness before tears of happiness are coming out form your nose.." "take this." "you are really so happy." "help!" "hay run with long jumps" "wow!" "what the style need life need lift.." "slow.." "Take a breath.." "go go just go.." "tied me.." "I will know who you are?" "what are you saying.." "she takes my picture.." "say he give me negative before develop first you develop you self full." "who are you.." "police of 1 1 country are seeking for me.." "ok.. and they are talking with your wife.." "hay dont beat me let me go.." "Let me go.." "hay Syed Kirmani haven't you seeing Say Sorry.." "Hay you little bit.. you takes gun infront Rana from Kiryana Put glass up and takes Gun" "Hey Down the glass now the glass will down in the police station we arrest little DON.." "Thanks for safe my Iife" "I am not save your life I save mine.." "Let me know one thing" "like Dhoom or Krrish.." "will you meet on resturant to takes dinner like a normal man you will meet with normal person all where" "I Iike surprises" "Me too likes.." "ok give me your surpirsed fone number then write Nokia 6600" "BPL or Hutch." "that's not the surprise its shock for me what do you do.." "you will read on mombai masala tomorrow hay Iisen to me are you Iisning Bye.." "Editor.. one minute" "courier for Naena.." "what..." "come from super hero." "I think relation of sweet thankyou start." "Stop ya Guys." "Hi.." "I Iike to talk you again that's why I call you even I dont wanna disturb any strenger girl "Over"" "so what are you doing right now "Over"" "Doing FIut and nothing.." "dont disconnect me not getting signeI." "you save me life Thanks for it. "Over"" "I dont know you Ok "Over"" "so know him.." "that doesn't matter ok then meet on friday "Over"" "Sorry I wanna go to hospital for seeing sick "Over"" "ok then meet on Saturday."Over"" "I will gonna sick on saturday.."Over"" "Lier.." "you become so smart.." "Sunday Sunday "Over"" "You are really very funny Huh!" "Ok then meet on sunday morning at 7 O'cIock Victoria palace ok "Over"" "In morning at 7O O'cIock on date... ok ok fine say yes.." "Madam you say Sunday this for you.." "if she say friday or saturday then.." "then i will give her this.." "how romentic discuss crazing.." "wow so fast how" "5 minutes before because i wont be late say my heart voice so dont be late say the three megiciaI words." "then Iisen Thank you and sorry." "Thank you and sorry." "there is you where is I Love." "Thank for this gift and sorry for that i am not making more reIisionship" "I am not the probIy the one.." "Lisen dont think your so bad you are perfect for me." "so put that perfectly in you mind.." "what?" "you even try.. you wont come in my heart even reach my heart nore change it.." "Good bye." "ok let me know your telephone Number.." "hay let me know anything.." "address. bank account number.." "email id even blood group hay whats your name.." "LiIivati." "Sarasvati." "Radha." "Zakia.." "Mariya." "Chikaera Chikaera" "Mariya Mariya... if you Iike Mariya so much then go to her my name is Naena sagar" "Prem Bhai Prem Bhai.." "I can't do that." "why Preeya give her number?" "why?" "Cuz you call her." "see. if you takes much time she will gone" "call her missbeII her disconnect before he receive." "why it needed to disconnect preeya get free incomming prem bhai she got free incomming call him and diconnect she will call you why she call fool man like me.." "she doesn't have any reason call him disconnect call disconnect.. call disconnect that the mind game its call mind game have I explain Yes" "Yes you have to explain" "Oh my dear Raskar call me why he call made me call then why disconnect" "Rasker gets to know from me or tell me something" "If he want to know so why have to tell if he want to tell and why to know." "hmmm.." "I am very impression I want to know.." "Prem bhai" "Prem bhai.. preeya call you go washroom have I will go to honeymoon with her?" "no I am not going so far like receive the call.." "hello.." "Preeya.. hello." "Preeya jee hello." "Mr. BhaskaI you called me.." "me not Love Guru call you no no no me." "Love guru Mondy i wanted to remind you of meeting" "Mr Baskar you are really work hard for company your fantastic.. genious. great.." "I Love You.. what?" "your company I Iove your company.." "Mr baskar are you with me Yes Mame.." "you have to make presentation for our India Info tech project." "but fast ok.." "ok ok ..yes will you please takes time for bangIore company its really in a mess." "Dont worry i will joint any company for your company." "where are you going?" "how can I know preeya jee will tell.." "preeya jee where we wanna go?" "I think we should go for dinner what do you say.." "wow.. dinner with me.." "bhaskar.. wait basker dont takes more step so you will die.." "if girl comes toward so why I come back.." "yes what you say?" "no I am not talking with you talking with someone else." "I am saying that we will meet on dinner tomorrow." "yes yes.." "Stop baskar.." "Stop you will drop and police will arrest me.." "Bhaskar.." "Bhaskar.." "Bhaskar.." "he dies with wearing shoes.." "bhaskar.." "nothing happen." "nothing happen crazy guy" "Prem bhai.." "really Shit Man" "Shit man You wont die even you drop from so up hay who drop i was swiming in the air" "like air touching me hair so lovely poIuted air are not disturbing me just touching my chicks.." "and sky saying you wont die with weaving thier hand.." "and earth saying howz smart you want meet me.." "Iove of preeya like parashoot laying me down slowly." "usually men drop like so up they wear flower but I down on flowers." "correct right.. right." "its emazing your back bone not broken." "which back whose back man gots loves back bone so who me who you.." "stop bhaskar.." "you are going first time with preeya.." "today culture its so different.." "party. dinner, dancing.." "well i know about dinner. me taking daily." "other thing dancing in party it dancing already and talking about my dance what can say about me my self" "when i will dance my dance will speak for me" "howz it.. prem bhai super. fabiIious.. outstanding.." "let me frenk dear.. howz it." "like that someone dancing in any measuen there are lot of class in dance i was dancing from sixth class but nobody complain class mean style man.." "style getup i will show you style here come here stand here.." "put your hand up close the finger" "i will not teach like that watch me that's style.." "isn't funny not that's style.." "that's style.." "yes ofcourse it does." "hands up.." "dont moving dance.." "without moving how can dance.." "just .. just .." "first time prem come to propose for his love.." "best of luck Prem" "why broke head light your not head light of your car why broke because i dont like it.." "what?" "do you have insurance.." "then take its another will broke.." "I wont be forgive you.." "you cant i will not forgive you.." "come on guys.." "man got fun huh!" "come out .." "child." "you.." "what happen to you." "and what are you doing here." "me watching ... ok you come to my home by watching me .." "not your watching for naughty child who is come in your home.." "hay.." "that's it." "i wont forgive him Mummy." "mummy how you are IiIbit!" "you called your neighbour Mummy.." "neighbour.." "I am her mummy he is my Rohan hay its our Rohan its so funny" "its your child .." "yes she is my mummy do you have any problem are you married?" "yes.. so had I come from from sky.." "who is she.." "which type of mummy she is?" "virgon mom, married mom, divosed mom or widow mom." "true love first time and she got child what is this.." "how it is." "Like this" "hello baby hello baby call mummy.." "today, I meet you my best friend Kiran best friend Kiran hey, to win the girls love the formula number one is impress her friend, honour her friend no no, sorry to interrupt you bhai, where to begin honor her" "very simple, what you look in a girl at first?" "no no, I saw whole of the personality very good, then start from the head first praise her for her hair" "then little down side praise her cheek now little bit upside and praise her for her eyes" "then sIidding from the nose, praise her lips then diving from the lips praise her neck and her line hey blood sucking animal, not Iike that" "like this yes" "sorry to interrupt you again, wouldn't it possible, if I praise her that much inspite of priya her friend started to involve in me oh shutup bhaskar, just follow me hey bhaskar, where you are" "I am just asking where is your best friend Kiran hi" "waoo priya waoo looking so gorgeous excuse me ladies" "oh priya thanks for coming he is my best friend Kiran he is Kiran ya" "Bhaskar Devakar Chaudry where are all three no three, strange of three hi" "oh Kiran jee, Iet me tell you you are so beautiful really so sweet are these the same hair to whom Priya rub and talk about her personal life yes is it the same shoulder on which priya put her face and show her inside" "yes yes is it the same lips who yes yes to priya yes yes yes" "is it the same, change the topic please" "listen to me" "I want to talk very important thing with you" "I want to know what you do, every thing" "I mean, event management HaIdi, Mehandi, engagement, Marriage" "leaving spice, I manage every thing tell me one more thing what you think about marriages" "leave it?" "what I think is the question for other and what Priya thinks?" "I mean what sort of person she likes soft, sensitive and hard working and are her hobbies song and play music which song when we will be young don't know where we will be ho sweat" "and what song you Iike just I beg always I am a man and man how realistic songs are created earlier even today they have their meanings" "hey, what you think about cricket cricket, I just love cricket" "1 1 men following one ball oh God, aha" "and now they tamper the ball, you know oh God, change the topic change it hi this the freed from dood" "reporting live from the skyIa where cream of the city together tonight for KrimuI chundani big bash" "well here are the cream but one person give his entry right away" "done" "Iove guru, hey neeI bakhshi" "I am love with a girl from the time a saw her, I can't saw anything else it happens in the begining then" "she did not allow to go further when I do any thing, she start to shy" "it is said to be Hindustani girl how long you know her from 2 -4 days, but from the I meet her I can't sleep I want to sleep with her" "Mr. NeeI your name should not be NeeI it should be AshneeI" "the only thing I understand is one night stand hmm.." "hey bro, chiII and relax in the matter of sex and money, person should not be emotional" "my cheque book, write your amount" "what you can pay for me, for love I work free" "look nice" "Naina did you tell her or not that your single mother yes but Prem said it wouId, not effect him thanks God, you said yes to him obviously not but why?" "nikki I can't take this decision alone it is entirely upto roman, he has to accept him and who knows, either praim is ready to take such a responsibility prame is ready nayna" "to take the responsibility of your rohan you are here where ever you are I am there" "just give me one chance to fill up your hair, then I promise" "I will fulfill all demands of Rohan and yours how romantic" "you know not only romantic, realistic as well you know it is written in Shastri, à man should be a good husband in Drawing room," "good boy in bedroom and a good cook in kitchen but I ready all this three thing for both of them he is wonderful guy they don't make such thing any more" "thanks you father" "Naina, I will take care of your kitchen not share my love for Rohan" "infact after marriage will not give birth to another child" "Naina give me your Naina he is a honest guy, pick him up pick him up" "thank you sowami come on say yes" "Prem grow up try to understand, even if I say yes, even then child will not an easy task he going to different school , ok" "leave it at me in which school he is studying" "child, first make you muscles, drink milk with bon vita how many spoons" "what happened bhoIo brother, Rohan beat me what you think my bhoIo is alone" "child, what you my Rohan is alone?" "no, I take care of my homework, my fight and my mother by myself beat him, hey" "go go play their, what you did hey my mother's lover, don't tell my mother about this fight never son" "you look same as my child hood shall we go home back alright, lets go what ever you say, sir" "hello brother prem, that rascal says" "Rohan is the rascal, Bhaskar don't say anything why" "your all life will be over, but he will stick up with his mother hey, cut cut cut cut, why I cut" "why should I cut, I will certainly not hey don't say anything bhaskar, don't say anything hey, you are afraid such like that, that he is hearing our conversation" "its my phone Rohan, give it to me so me Rohan is the rascal he said so, he is rascal" "the person said rascal he is himself rascal" "me monkey me donkey, owl son's because I do friend ship with Bhasker stop the car stop the car" "hey son, not only my car all the cars on the earth are stopped son, why are you so angry" "I am not angry, I need to piss-off we will be at home in just five minutes, than do how much you want to" "I can't control, I will do in the car in car, hey stop do not do this, I will do it in your hand" "open it, open it open the door brother, the child feeling so aggressively open it open it" "say some thing" "Rohan, how much you will piss-off in this short thing, is it done" "Prem let me be in peace" "haven't did 2 runs, and they run out me who is shouting?" "hey, where is he pissing off hey why are you shouting hey hey what you did, made all the pitch wet feeling very strong, wouldn't you hurt" "wouIdn't you hurt, in front of chota don, persons always piss-off hahahah" "hey, you when ever I chase the reporter girl you always come in middle today I will kill you hey, put child inside" "chota don never hurt child but child can beat the don" "answer him have no answer take it take it" "will you do it again, what pissing off it will take time you do it" "Iets go hey brother, what happened flash this piss-off thing in this bathroom" "otherwise, I underworld we will be nothing" "your home son come out" "I have to do it to" "hi raso , hi my baby nice guy, but has to think little" "making good friendship wouldn't he teas you lot he, you are teasing me thanks for bringing Rohan home" "I have to do this as I want to take you home tell me one thing, are you doing any work except think about me" "I am doing in morning I am saving you from dons then in afternoon I am bringing Rohan home" "then after the hardwork of all day when I go to sleep you came in my dreams and hey, in my dreams what happening you can't think stop it hahah" "take my advise, stop looking these dreams" "right, I got her you are my love, my love" "Brother Prem, what ever you teach me uphill today" "I learn them like a good student but, even then nothing is going forward between me and priya?" "who is responsible for this, who is?" "thats what I am asking who is responsibe?" "hey, that's what I am saying who is responsible mean, kiss unless you kiss priya you can't go ahead" "no no, I never kiss any girl up till now then do it now is there any problem" "she belongs to such high class, why she will kiss me?" "don not worry, girl always close there eyes before doing kiss she won't look at your face oh, but is it necessary to kiss in love yes, it is very important because" "8 of 10 came to know either this relation is going ahead or not" "I have an excellent idea shall I do flying kiss to priya?" "are you super man, or a spider man hey you are a common man kiss like a common man" "finally, last question when I am kissing priya should I get breath in or out?" "hey asthma patient what you will suck or release?" "how much you will think on a single kiss?" "I think I should leave?" "anything else" "look, if a girl is in a mood to kiss then she will play with the keys while pretending of thinking" "too much cold, too late I think I should go now" "Ms. Priya" "Bhaskar" "priya yes Dad, I think I should go now you must meet Dad now" "Bhaskar Devakar Chaudry from India Institute of Management Andabad 1991 1st class pass, ofcourse ofcourse" "I know everything about you young man but discuss finance for very long time Mr. Bhaskar Devakar Chaudry" "I am very Impressed, very Impressed manage some time for me I tell you what" "lunch with me in my club sir, I have one problem I am vegetarian, ahh, vegetarian not a problem at all" "I will see you tomorrow sir, Bye daughter good night daddy" "are you vegetarian?" "in the day time only.." "everything is allowed at night!" "hello!" "Hi Naina are you busy nikki?" "hey listen, I need a favour?" "I need to go out side the city for some important work and I can't leave Rohan alone" "can you keep him with you?" "Rohan with me?" "actually, my Grand mother is at my home and she is very demanding wait Grandma' you have some patetion" "are you understanding Naina what can I do?" "you know I Iook for Rohan but I can't keep him are you understanding no, its ok I understand" "son Rohan, hey are you listening" "sweet, sweet, hot photo family complete" "Rohan, Nikki anti is very busy and I have to go for very important work you have to come with me baby please no way mama, I am not coming" "Rohan try to understand" "Rohan!" "you have to come Rohan!" "No I will not come.." "Mummy!" "Prem" "Prem, say something to Rohan I need to go out of Bombay where I leave him alone he has to come with me absolutely right" "Rohan darling you have to come with me you have no choice" "I have choice, one who is standing he has no choice accept saying yes" "I will stay with Prem and its only about 7 days what you say Prem ofcourse are you sure would it be a problem for you na na, no problem 100 %" "you and your mom cay stay with me for 7 lives first pass this 7days" "hey, what you feed him to grow" "Iot of love waoo, Amir what short amir you are best" "Mr. Ghupta I am here for asking your daughters hand." "Mr. RahuI you might not awar off that the money you earn, in this house we buy biscuit for the dogs of the same amount" "actually why don't you give them normal biscuit Like monco, glucose what you do in night love with Sweety, I am not asking about time pass" "I am asking what you are doing for you life" "Mr. ghupta, love with sweety, unconditional love with sweety" "I am talking aboutjob, profession what are you doing to live only love with sweety love, love love with sweety" "and on behalf of your money I will live hahahaha you are just like me" "I also marry her rich and ugly mother for money we will have good time do one thing sons meet me on lunch in club we will talk about relationships over there" "oh luck thankyou thank you day Sweety sweety is there bye sweety" "tomorrow you are coming with me to rajhistan and getting married with Iakhani's rich son hey, stop stop same thing is happened with me girls father meet me in club talk nicely and then take her daughter to rajhistan" "as his father is ruler hey, keep quite let us watch the film in peace" "hey 22 - 23, keep quite and eat popcorn you are eating less by yourself and throwing it in neighbour mouth Iot" "hey why are you hiding brother Prem, brother Prem" "where are you sitting in dark brother Prem is here, is here seat number 60 brother Prem you are enjoying love story in darkness and my love story is in the darkness if you do not help me then prey's father will marry her" "I need your help man hey sorry Aunty rescuIe" "Brother Prem, is ready to help you" "Bhaskar, your are saying bad word on phone about me no not me, some one else doing it" "where is brother Prem he went to buy plane ticket aur buying plane" "Bhaskar, if you change the hairstyle, the girl will change our mind where is Prem bhai why he is not coming come on they announce for security clearance son get up security clearance is announced" "come on come on how much he talks this mana of Naina" "I will take it off all, I even not Iike to wear them you do not hear my name, Prem cooperate with them now days time is not good from the time the problem of terrorist they even look good people in bad ways" "mummy..!" "uncle, are you first time in plane?" "why?" "you do not know in you can't keep knife, gun, gum hey, I even not using nail cutter, how can I take knife with me hello!" "ask your son, not to talk about bomb trying to ask for a girl keeping knife with you it will be much better if police catch you up we both can be save its good we all are save" "Its good!" "you know how to buckle up the belt?" "or should I have to tell you that?" "I let you know.." "every one know uncle is crazy for aunty" "Prem...." "Whats this...in the house of marrige there is lots of darkness." "This scene is created after the Bride is gone from the house" "Its so much of happiness..." "I came here with lots ofjoy..." "Just shut up .." "You idiot" "Why are you crying like a kid Bhasker....." "When you will grow up .." "you will come to know" "Wow!" "uncle .. that means the marrige ceremony is tomorow.." "Prem Brother,.." "But.., how are we going to get in..." "For that..." "I am going to give you and idea," "Arranging marriges is my hobby" "I think I have scene you some where..." "Offcourse...your marrige was also arrange by me." "Twenty five years back....." "You are in this bussiness since twenty five years....." "Yes my daddy...." "He is in the same line to...." "And my whole family looks famiIier to each other...." "And we have been doing this work from our seven generations." "And my grand fathers , grand fathers, grand father arrange the marrige for shah jahan" "What a marrige it was..." "When the vine was flowing all over the party non stop..." "And the people were throwing flowers from the Kutub Minar.." "The boys were in sherwani and the girls were in ghagra and the dance was complete Agra." "hello!" "....." "Are you sure that Priya is going to marry him" "Yes..why" "I cannot see Bhasker where is he..." "I am sure he must have been caught" "They must have bitting him badly...." "Keep quite...." "Dont say like this" "Mummy...mummy." "Hey just keep quite...." "Rohan.." "How he can be over here.... whats your mummy is doing over here ...." "You dont know the press people tehy can come any where..." "Ok..." "So when she will come to me ..." "Thats ok...she will be there" "Prem...." "Rohan..." "Finished..." "Prem what are you doing over here..." "Mummy I am also over here..." "actually we both were missing you.." "Good...." "And by missing me you both reached here..." "What kind ofjoke is this ...." "Mummy I will tell you ...." "Prem brother is here to help his friend..." "Prem friend Bhasker loves priya thats why we are here." "Rohan..just get up" "Just to help your friend you brought my baby over here" "Without taking my permission...." "If something would have happened to him then ...." "What would have happened to him..." "See Prem....." "Just because Rohan is nothing for you..." "But for me he is my Iife... he is my whole life....ok" "actually you became a father of him just for seven days .........." "And you told me that you are going to be with me till seven ages" "Hey in which tangent are you going in... mummy, Prem was not willing to come over here...." "But i argude with him...." "Lets go" "In this adventureos trip we will go.." "And in the way I disturbed him alot ..." "Tuff body and soft heart...." "Its a rare combination..." "Common mummy say sorry to dad..." "Dad......." "What did you say....." "Dont be emotionnaI I was just practicing...." "Hey what are you doing ....." "always be happy" "I mean , always be worried" "I mean, hey, wow, no hold on for a second...." "I mean ..." "always be with me..." "Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhh........" "Oh.." "Wow.... you know in order to get some thing you have to lose some thing......" "The things which are not happened they happens too...." "Have we met before ..." "No!" ".." "I am converted right now" "Ohh.... you are a group member..." "But I dont know why......" "I am feeling like we have met before" "HeIIooo...you know why because our face wace walk shaIk etc is similarly" "How cute...." "how cute how cute" "Are you come here alone or with someone" "I came alone but i II take someone with me" "Take me with you" "HeIIooo" "Hey.." "Bhaskar dewakar chaudry" "Our company financial advisor" "Nice hair style I Iike it" "They recognize us" "If they had recognize us so what" "Shut Up!" "Why did you come over here?" "Why we came over here?" "Who wants to marry with priya you or me?" "I" "Sir" "What?" "How am I going to say all this?" "Bhaskar are you watching all this" "This atmosphere the drum and the barati barati" "If you are not going to say today then when are you going to tell him?" "After their Honey Moon" "Said it" "Sir" "This lightning and this happiest moment." "Its your daughter wedding ceremony" "You are looking very happy" "Are you happy?" "No" "Congrats sir" "Who is going to be married?" "Is not happy.." "A good father of a good girl.." "does not suit you.." "Take my advice And break this marriage" "Enough!" "Thirty thousand salaried person And dreams are of millions" "Have you forgotten your worth" "I knew it sir that I dont have any worth" "But this is my heart has gone out of my worth and loved priya" "You do not agree by this..." "throw them out" "you r going to get married with beaker...." "Hey uncle.... white man who ruled 250 years on us you married your daugher.." "We indian bachelors are dead ..." "We, you...." "I mean you" "uncle when priya will be of eighty..." "I promis you I will still be loving her ..." "In the sun iII be her sun glasses, in the rain iII be her umbrella" "Because nothing happens to the sun of love..." "Sir, take my advice and marry them with each other" "In share market your share will not gonna be down but you gonna be raise in others eyes" "Prem..." "my turn" "uncle this guy is ordinary but his love is extra ordinary" "IF you are not going to marry with them each other then i II do it" "Good son.." "Dad!" "I am sorry son,I am sorry" "Daddy let me touch your feet" "I Iove you daddy" "What happened to her...." "She is in love..." "She is in love but what happened to you common....." "Nicky my love..." "What happend to you..." "I just left you for two days what happened to you.." "Nicky say somthing..." "Mr.NeaI Bakshi I am Naina.." "Yes...." "I wanna ask u some thing..." "Before telling any thing to a beautiful girl like you I want to tell you that i am free tonight.." "tell me where to meet at your place or mine....." "What is your relation with Mrs.Nicky..." "And wht about your love guru bussiness" "By using the name of good sake the guys like you play with a million girls Iifes.." "What is the proof.." "Why do you need a proof..." "I am a geournaIist in a news paper company...." "You know what, the news paper which the people read with the morning tea they think that it is truth" "They dont think more ..... get it" "My one article and your image is finished....." "Hey what are you doing...." "Thanks for the interview and now i m going to publish your interview in the news paper.... with your beautiful photo...." "please help me out from this how much money do you want...." "I dont want your money.." "Just tell me the name" "neal Bakshi..." "Not your name idiot." "With whom you takes help and destroy nikki's life" "I dont know his name I got his bussiness card is it will help you" "Oh yes.." "I forget to Thank You Idiot." "is this rascaII come or not reIaxe Naena he will come" "okey then just takes snaps of mine." "go ahead shoot." "excuse me" "guru you.." "Yes" "I think he is come" "A girl is 50 years old and I am 25 you know there is a comunication gap there is a generation gap which increasing" "when you become 50 years you be 70 well who give you my number" "let me know howz she looks." "hay say something" "hay what do you mean let me see nikki." "Marry save me.." "hay hay ..... save a life" "Mr. prem Love Guru" "why they beat me from back side.." "is this you Mr. let me meet with your love Guru" "I really love him not fIuting with her.." "daily india times takes print daily that much i love with her.." "for her i will do somthing with india times" "Brother why are you breaking my shop this is not enought you are selling those" "you are selling those" "will you please take out my mobile from my back pocket" "hello!" "who.." "hay Love Guru where are you" "i have also got money in my left pocket" "how strange !" "every day salutes me .. today stoping me bhaskar chaudhry company's financial adviser i am very close person of priya" "this is your termination latter she used to take my advice for tiny things for a little mistake she took that big dicission" "that much insult of bhaskar?" "hey after reading some words you changed your mind with these paper gossips ok you are my Boss and the Boss is always right" "but but this time.. this time you are right" "one husband left his wife she is blasting on every men" "one must never love career women and specially journalist" "no i won't call" "hey brother... you are avoiding me not even picking up my phones?" "my wedding cards were going to print and now after printing of my picture on this news papers front page" "This is all because of you" "You will have to do something sorry bhaskar!" "i have left this work" "I can't help you" "I think you didnot recognise me" "The man who step on moon first time in life he had no teacher" "He had obsession and courage in his heart and mind" "And that I also have got" "If i wouldn't get priya" "I can do any thing" "Do you understand?" "Any thing !" "Is this Bhaskar thinking about suiside ?" "I lost girls which were biIIioner i could also commit suicide what the hell is this Bhaskar" "priya !" "i am prem" "What are you doing in my boat?" "I want to talk to you ." "only two minutes what did you get after doing this yours and bhaskar's Happiness" "if two lovers come together what else happiness i can get how?" "with that drama in board room meeting ?" "tell me one thing would you ever notice him ?" "why not ?" "may be a little late.. but may be after his birth his parents didnot noticed him and you would Notice?" "i can't accept but i agree" "What a brilliant home work you did!" "my likings, disIikings.." "every thing you knew ?" "even in childhood, i couldn't whistle you Taught him that too" "he whistled!" "tapori man !" "yes he danced also like tapori and once he acted like nerves and threw coffee" "and the best touch was he took out asthma's puff also ?" "and specially just before kissing that all was so cute for me" "his all doing I was really like.." "why are you laughing?" "because !" "i didn't teach him all this even i stopped him of doing all this just tell me one thing" "you are a daughter of a rich man educated, sensible , stylish" "how did you find sense in bhaskar's non sense ?" "means?" "means!" "i can teach style but i can't teach simplicity what me ... no university or college can make a man nice" "and you know bhaskar is already a nice man hey !" "what will bhaskar do now hey !" "what will happen ?" "we will love each other we 'II marry . and we will get children and children will call you prem uncle ." "ohh ... so this was the game ?" "with my girl friend, bieng a lover on sea side making love and me like a brother, i will wave you" "i thought you take me as your elder brother and sister in law to priya but your are bed on the name ofjoint family" "I haven't teach her in years." "you taught her in one day you teach me.." "cheating..." "Stop it.." "i use to practice this in your rememberence in every breath..i feel like i am chocking or whistling" "i taught you this whistle?" "where is this prem gone ?" "i was rude with him" "but that much happiness that much happiness" "that much happiness just shut up !" "i never get that much happiness" "friends.." "Today's topic is Trust it there is Trust ... there is love prem !" "here" "give me one minute. i have to talk to you" "mummy !" "if some body is dieng ." "you must ask him his last wish give him one chance please oye ... who is dieng ?" "if you won't get her ...won't you die ?" "he knows me very well he is a child .. not me ." "Iove is your profession ok ?" "hey am i a taboo ?" "father.. two make two lovers together is a crime ?" "then hang me" "if you will say i love you to a stranger girl what will she do ?" "she will slap you i have been slapped for 27 time and i am still single" "look this chair is empty hey that chair is not empty that is a slang for you if you will not find a love guru (teacher) Iike me" "please find me some one .. my son" "but please don't tell me tell her see mummy !" "he will find some one here think again mummy !" "you will not find better than him i look for short cuts in love .." "but those short cuts are not wrong and what about that nieI ?" "you show the way to bed room to her would you Iike to listen the truth ?" "the truth is that i don't help nieI kind of people that's why they are trying to trap me in this fault is girls like you that boys like cruel nieI, you give heart in one second" "and to boys like bhaskar, innocent boys you don't even give a look" "i will drink milk every day i will do my home work also i will never lie" "i will do, what ever you will say but please don't let him go mummy.." "you will not get better than him" "can i give you lift ?" "look!" "i don't know what we are for each other!" "even i don't know ..." "there is any relation or not but i know this that me and rohan we have father and son relation ship" "who will drop you at school ?" "you !" "rohan !" "who will take you for movies papa !" "you !" "who will find you a first girl friend papa you !" "and who will take care of my mother ?" "my son !" "this thing you will have to ask your mother" "rohan's papa you.. you.. you.." "swear of brother and sister of rohan's who will come.." "let's go home !" "we have to do preprations for honeymoon for whom ?" "rohan's mother ... rohan was right i couldn't get better than you" "and if i can get .. than i don't want you know why ?" "and if you will have to decide between me and rohan ?" "then ?" "now ?" "at this moment?" "that would be difficult who is this ?" "may be it's rohan" "my son rohan" "Bhaskar what are you doing here ?" "sir i also came for my honey moon like you i am also booked in next door room" "there is a teacher there is a student" "but bhaskar .." "look this is my room i made you love i made you married" "now plz help me for my honey moon" "i will do every thing my self you only just tell me.." "from where honey moon get start from ear yes i know .." "all love starts from ear" "listen to me . come closer" "great ... great .." "lovely i enjoyed only after listening ... then ?" "yes ... very happy" "take it with you . now it's use less for me i will wash it for you" "is the child born?" "how can you come in?" "dear i got confusion i had already told you everything had i give you in written.." "you wait here i will do it by myself" "Iisen had i do anything haven't she mind anything if you dont do then she will mind hay she is my boss how can i let my cloths off.." "she was your boss now she is your wife take out like this ..." "and throw like this and stand in front of her like this" "one more thing" "you carry on!" "after taking bath... sometimes i think you only made for me" "you were staying in stars till now takes you come to earth only for me only for me.. only for me.." "sometimes i think... i will come back in one minute" "Bhaskar" "i am coming back in one minute but she is taking out my clothes" "hey .. who will take out what.." "it does not matter but take the clothes bhaskar .." "if you will come again in my room then two ladies will be get widow today i will kill you and i will be hanged till death not i wont let you do this" "there is one time come.." "so youngnest will never gone youngnest will never gone youngnest will never gone" "youngnest" "Dear Mr. Bhaskar told you Dancing not just do.." "dear.... tell me is something missing in it i will tell one thing dont mind please make this pant up"