"Drunken fighting, extinct over 1,000 years, revolved from "Drunken immortals" kung-fu... created originally by the hero Wu Sung, its extraordinary forms are unfathomable... its footwork, expecially, are fatal." "Hand and foot moves aim for fatal spots." "It has no equal among kung-fu styles, during the late Ching, it was known to all... in the Chiangnan region." "Its most outstanding students... were Fan Ta-pei and Beggar Su, their hard practice and mutual affection... form an interesting legend in themselves, why the two separated, for 30 years of drinking, is a secret of the fighting fraternity," "Yu-lu." "Heroes do not shed tears easily..." "Only if they are not heart-broken." "Who might you be?" "Your eyes must be bad." "We met at Kaifeng 3 years ago, Knight Fan!" "May I ask your revered name?" "Chang Wu-ch I've sought you two months" "Something I can do for you?" "Teach me the 18 falls of the lmmortals" "We've been friends, why be enemies?" "Come, let's get a drink!" "No, now that I've found you..." "I want to see, which of us is the best." "Please give me the honor, Knight Fan!" "Come on, let's have a drink first." "Your drinking days are about over." "What do you mean?" "Have you heard of the killer Chou Lien-chan?" "Chou Lien-chan." "No, and I have no quarrel with him." "He's chief disciple of Tiger Yeh." "You killed Tiger Yeh, and, he'll come for you!" "It's been 30 years-why bring that up?" "Show me your stuff, before you die." "En garde, Knight Fan," "You're playing this for real!" "I wouldn't joke about it!" "My wine." "Stay away from my good wine." "This 18 falls of the Drunken Immortals!" "I admit defeat, Knight Fan." "Great work!" "Can we have a drink now?" "Knight Fan." "Knight Fan." "Knight Fan." "Knight Fan." "Here's a letter for you, Knight Fan!" "Nightsweet Premium Wine." "Big Cup Fan?" "Beggar Su?" "Nightsweet Premium!" "Let's go steal some "crystal" grapes." "How long has this wine been fermented?" "Thirty years, at least." "Master Chang." "What is it, Ah-fang?" "The boss is waiting for you in the vineyard." "Okay, you go on, I'll be right there." "I go first..." "Okay!" "This is the best harvest ever!" "Ah-fang, you devil!" "Stop crashing around!" "What're you in such a rush for, you idiot?" "I'm racing with Master Chang." "I left that old fellow 80 feet behind!" "Eighty feet behind?" "Who...who's that?" "Somebody's stolen the grapes!" "Yes...for the third time already!" "Can we still make Night-sweet Premium?" "They really know their stuff, to steal here." "Come!" "A thousand coppers a string!" "Come!" "Crystal grapes!" "Real crystal grapes!" "A rare chance!" "A thousand coppers a string!" "Crystal grapes, come..." "Come on!" "Taste them-real crystal grapes!" "You can only get them here!" "Real crystal grapes." "Only here..." "Taste them." "Taste them-only 1,000 coppers a string!" "Have a taste, everybody!" "Eight hundred coppers, 800 a string!" "Real crystal grapes, 800 a string!" "Six hundred a string!" "Get them here!" "Wait a minute, sir 500 coppers!" "Four hundred, just 400 a string!" "Just 400 coppers a string!" "Damn it!" "Three hundred!" "Two hundred!" "I'm generous today!" "Now I'm mad!" "One hundred a string!" "A hundred coppers!" "?" "Not even a hundred!" "Take them free!" "Don't leave!" "Don't go!" "They're free!" "They're all free!" "They don't cost a cent!" "Come here and have some!" "Come on, eat as much as you like!" "Bastard!" "What?" "Why are you ruining my business?" "You're trying to take my business away?" "What do you want to do?" "Me?" "To beat you!" "You'd beat someone!" "?" "What a hard bean curd!" "Bean curd!" "?" "Don't forget this!" "I'll give you a ghost charm isn't it pretty?" "I'll give you another leg." "I'll give you two fists." "Watch my "old man pushing a cart"!" "I'll beat you!" "I'll do the beating!" "I'll kill you!" "Where'd you come from?" "I..." "He..." "Where'd your crystal grapes come from?" "Speak up!" "Picked!" "I picked them!" "Nonsense!" "Sure they didn't fall from the sky?" "Speak up!" "Where'd you pick them?" "At..." "At South..." "At the South-hill plot?" "Nanking's 18 mounts, fleet horse on the road." "A boat sailing before the wind, carried it over with great difficulty!" "How about you?" "So far!" "Monkey somersaulted 18,000 miles." "I took the grapes and lifted my heels, and walked 109,200 miles!" "I still think you got them from South-hill!" "I'm warning you two." "Those grapes belong to Clearwater Winery!" "What!" "?" "You accuse me of stealing them!" "?" "I didn't say that!" "Do you mean me, then!" "?" "I didn't say that, either!" "I'll fix you, if you call me a thief!" "I won't let you off, either!" "What are you doing?" "Beat you for calling us thieves!" "Don't run!" "Stop!" "You again!" "?" "Fate brings us together, from however far." "I bet your 109,200 miles are right here!" "Right beside your Nanking's 18 mounds!" "Oh no-here comes Mr. Ugly!" "A basket of grapes isn't worth this!" "Two heads think better than one." "Let's talk this thing over!" "Yes, we walk on two legs." "We can't let a quadruped best us!" "The loser will lead the dog away." "Tiger!" "Snake!" "Dragon!" "Mantis!" "Crane!" "My crane will eat your mantis!" "If a man's unlucky, he'll see ghosts in the sun?" "Pick a little more!" "Can I ask your name!" "It's Fan-Big-cup Fan!" "Now we know your name, if you're killed, we can set up a spirit tablet for you!" "I'm leaving, then." "Dam it!" "This string will have to be paid for!" "Who are you?" "The bill collector!" "Bill collector." "Whose bill are you collecting?" "You almost cost me my livelihood." "How could I not settle accounts with you?" "What do you mean by that!" "?" "You picked 28 strings of my grapes tonight!" "Each string contains 113 grapes, making a total of 3,164 grapes in all." "That means you owe 253,700 coppers." "I won't take anymore or any less." "Pay and go, or I'll take your eyes... to ferment into my Night-sweet Premium Wine." "Trying to run away!" "Move another inch, and instead of that..." "I'll have your eyeballs in my hand." "Want to run!" "?" "Help!" "Help!" "Don't shout, I've been hanging here all day." "What a ridiculous way to fail, Brother." "We're hung on the tip of a straw!" "What damned rotten luck!" "Hey!" "You two were stealing my grapes, together!" "I have a mother 80 years old, and 20-some dependents waiting to eat." "Please find forgiveness in your heart!" "Then from now on work to pay your debts." "Put the two packages there." "Okay." "Pile them a little higher!" "Hurry!" "Lazy bones." "Faster!" "Faster!" "Hurry, step on it!" "Step on it..." "Harder!" "Step on it..." "Harder!" "Get on up there." "None of your business!" "I can't support it anymore, Brother!" "This old boy wants to starve us to death." "Who asked us to steal grapes?" "Oh grapes, our fate is to starve!" "Steamed cornbread!" "Come back!" "Don't fight anymore." "Bring it here!" "Don't fight anymore." "Mine!" "Mine!" "It's mine!" "Catch!" "Where'd it go?" "Where?" "Still want to run?" "Bring it here!" "Give it back." "This mine." "It's mine." "This sun is truly essence of sun and moon!" "Even with little talent, it'll burn out!" "They're fighting over cornbread, Master!" "Where'd it come from?" "It fell from heaven!" "Give it back!" "It's mine." "One piece each!" "Eat slowly, don't choke on it." "Anymore?" "Let's have another one!" "Thanks...you're truly my savior!" "Anymore?" "Let's have another one!" "Catch!" "Catch!" "It's a mud ball!" "Bringing it 1,000 miles is nothing!" "One side, one side!" "Let's go, let's go." "Attention!" "Pay the fees today." "No trickery!" "No lagging!" "It's your bad luck!" "These two will be your example." "Weren't the fees collected two days ago?" "Not so loud!" "You tired of living?" "Let's go!" "Stop!" "Turn over the money." "I only took in this much all day!" "How can l?" "So what!" "?" "Come on, come on." "Turn over the money." "Bring it here!" "I've paid the fee everyday, Master." "But business was bad today." "Please be patient!" "Don't think you can put it off!" "Stop!" "You bastards." "You drink the people's blood!" "Let's see how fast you can kill me!" "Beat him!" "You bully as too much!" "Well, go teach them a lesson!" "Okay!" "Use this." "Okay." "What are you doing?" "Let us borrow this for a minute!" "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Go after you've paid the fees!" "Fees?" "What fees?" "I don't have any money!" "I have a life, though!" "That's enough!" "I'll see how hard your bones are!" "Go quickly!" "Why pretend to be tough man?" "They were being bullied too terribly!" "It doesn't show, but you have some humanity." "You may actually be worth something!" "Just so yu know our hearts." "Don't make so much trouble for us." "Learn a little kung-fu, and we won't!" "Learn kung-fu!" "?" "The 18 falls of the Drunken Immortals!" "The 18 falls of the Drunken Immortals!" "You'll know, when you learn it well." "Who'll teach us kung-fu?" "Kowtow to the master." "Get up!" "To learn kung-fu, you must suffer!" "You're putting me on!" "I learned from Master!" "You've got a long way to go!" "It's fixed." "Come here." "Head down, head up, head down." "Head up." "What a difference between master and student!" "Idiot!" "Two nuts!" "He fights with sleeping kung-fu!" "Find Master Chang!" "Hurry!" "Stuffing off again!" "You've become an alcoholic!" "A drink!" "Whoever gets Nightsweet Premium, drinks it." "I brought you here to ferment wine, not to drink it!" "Understand!" "?" "Drinking a bit gives you power!" "Nonsense!" "Don't make excuses!" "Bull!" "You just won't believe it!" "I don't care, next time I catch you drinking." "I'll have Dad chase you off!" "Master's "eagle claw" kung-fu is powerful." "Take a good lesson for us." "Spoken well!" "Please teach us a stance or two, Master!" "Attack me all together!" "Excuse me, Master!" "Want to run?" "Speak, why do you want to assassinate me?" "You left us no other way out!" "So, we just try it." "Die!" "It's not up to you." "Turn them over to Lord Chao tomorrow." "I'll kill whoever resists!" "Really?" "It's a secret that I learned about." "Chang Seventh of th winery knows it too?" "Those two guys who smashed us last time..." "They must been sent by Chang Seventh!" "We've surely created a deep enmity!" "I talked to a winery worker..." "They said Chang Seventh loves to drink... and then practice Drunken Immortals fighting." "Lately, he's taken in two disciples, and taught them kung-fu." "They're not bad, I hear!" "Okay-find a way to get him here!" "We'll try him, and kill him if necessary." "This jade nine-dragon cup is our heirloom." "Emperor Chien Lung liked it very much." "Very nice." "How nice for a common fellow to use it!" "Come on-bottoms up!" "Please have some tea, sir." "A toast to you!" "Fine, fine..." "We'll drink until we're drunk!" "Right-have some more!" "Some more!" "No, no-that's dangerous!" "It's best not to drink too much." "Come on, have a drink!" "Have a drink!" "No, no..." "You've had a lot-I'll help you inside." "Who says I'm drunk?" "I'm no drunk!" "What's this?" "Playing for keeps?" "Right-I wasn't your life for keeps." "Oh, no." "Master's falling-down drunk!" "Don't stay here." "We've got to find a way to save him!" "Can we do it?" "Yes-with this!" "Let's go, Master!" "Let's go." "Now you've offended Master Yeh!" "Do you understand!" "?" "This is his land, and the lease is up!" "To be able to keep doing business here." "I flatter him when I can." "Now you've made trouble for me get out!" "Get out!" "Out!" "Didn't you hear me?" "Out!" "Yes-out!" "Out!" "Go, or I'll lie you up, and send you to Mr.Yeh, to be beaten!" "Best beat you to death, to save trouble!" "I told you so many times, not to bother him!" "It just goes in one ear and out the other!" "Just pick up your wages and get out!" "Yu-lu!" "Here's 30 dumplings for the road." "Please talk to Boss." "We can't leave!" "Why not?" "We stayed here for someone." "That's right!" "You'll just waste your time by staying." "No,where there's a will, there's a way!" "I won't ever agree!" "What?" "You won't let us study kung-fu?" "You mean you stayed for Master Chang?" "Would we stay for you!" "?" "You two have no conscience at all!" "Yu-lu..." "Yu-lu..." "Are you angry with me?" "I know I said something wrong... but I didn't mean to hurt you." "Don't cry anymore, okay?" "I'm apologizing to you, Yu-lu!" "Look at me!" "I swear I won't say it again!" "Ta-pei." "Where are you, Ta-pei?" "Ta-pei." "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "What are you doing?" "Any orders, Brother Chin?" "Where's the old fellow called Chang Seventh?" "He went to gather some wine-making materials." "He stole our master's nine-dragon jade cup." "If you can't find him by tomorrow." "Then just move this winery out of here!" "Yes-please report to the master, that I want to keep renting this place." "The rental's up 30 per cent." "About the nine-dragon cup..." "I'll surely make him to give me back!" "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Come to give back the nine-dragon jade cup, give back the nine-dragon's jade cup?" "Give way, be quick!" "Bastard, you dare come to start trouble?" "The cup's broken!" "Report it to Master!" "What!" "?" "The nine-dragon jade cup is broken?" "I deserve death!" "Where are they?" "Go tear down the winery!" "Bring Chang Seventh in, dead or alive!" "Right!" "Hello, Brother Chin!" "You have some more orders?" "Get Chang Seventh out there!" "Your timing's bad-he's on the mountain!" "Search the place!" "What're you doing, Brother Chin?" "He really isn't here!" "Mr. Wang, Master wants to build a house here." "You'll have to move out!" "Come here!" "Here!" "Tear down the winery!" "Tear it down!" "Tear it down!" "What are you doing!" "?" "You've got to let me explain!" "Brother Chin." "Brother Chin." "Please!" "I beg you!" "Don't..." "Father!" "Why did they hit you, Father?" "Why'd they beat you this way!" "?" "Father!" "I'll make you pay for this!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Father!" "Let go!" "Miss..." "Father!" "I'll make you pay for this!" "Father!" "Father!" "Ah-fang!" "Let me go!" "Don't beat him anymore!" "Father!" "Father!" "Father..." "Father..." "Come a little closer!" "A little higher." "Chang Seventh, the winery's master." "Why did you kill them, Tiger Yeh!" "?" "Why did you so cruel?" "Old Mr. Wang was good to you." "I'll teach you the meaning of faithlessness!" "Come here!" "Yes!" "Take this girl back!" "Seventh Uncle!" "Seventh Uncle!" "Let me go!" "Seventh Uncle!" "Where's master?" "Where's Yu-lu?" "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "Ah-fang!" "Oh, no-we're too late!" "Let's go to Tiger Yeh's house." "Let's go." "You let me go!" "Let me go." "Brother Fan!" "Brother Su!" "You let me go!" "Yu-lu!" "Where's Seventh Uncle, Yu-lu?" "Where?" "What about the Nightsweet Premium, Master?" "Go quickly!" "Which way should we go, Master?" "There!" "This is the Mount Eight Immortals." "I often gather medicine there!" "There's a cave where we can hide there." "Let's go in!" "Tiger Yeh won't find us for a while there." "Master!" "Master!" "Seventh Uncle." "Let's go in." "Get some dragon-gall grass, to cure my wound with." "Go on!" "Go on!" "Rest a while and you'll be okay, Uncle." "Look, Big-cup!" "Shoot it with your coin and my tiger tooth!" "Wake up, Seventh Uncle." "I'm thirsty, Yu-lu-get me some water." "I'll worry about you here alone." "I'll be okay-go on, and hurry back!" "I know there's a cave up there." "They're in there for sure!" "Divide in two groups and surround them!" "Okay!" "Let's go!" "Seventh Uncle!" "I knew you'd pass by here." "Enemies are bound to meet." "I've already chosen this place." "To be our grave!" "This fine White Cloud Mountain." "Master arranged it all." "His purpose in having us come in, was to learn this kung-fu well!" "I think his arrangements will be right!" "Let's go ask Master." "Right!" "Let's go!" "Yu-lu!" "Master..." "Master..." "Where's Yu-lu?" "Yu-lu..." "Take care of her well." "Hurry up!" "Take care of Tiger Yeh!" "Hurry up and take care of him." "Master..." "Arhat lies in wait for the tiger." "Phoenix spreads its wings." "Wu Sung passes over the hill." "Fish passes through the dragon gate." "Chung-li falls right and left with his fan." "The silver mat is rolled in a circle." "Wu Sung passes the hill again." "Cloud hands, both feet flying." "Grab the tiger's head and choke it." "Phoenix on a hill faces the sun." "Gold hook lowers the shade." "Li Po falls from his horse..." "His head strikes the ground." "Ride the tiger and hit the three fatal points." "Master..." "Yu-lu..." "Thirty years have passed since that parting." "During these 30 years." "You've been in the south, I am in the north." "Making kung-fu friends, fighting for the right." "They call us "Southern Cup, Northern Jug"" "But others don't know, why we drink so much." "We drink for sorrow, and for women." "The hardest thing to forget is "love"." "Drink up, and taste this cornbread." "You're..." "Don't you remember me?" "I'll hold up the sky if it falls!" "I'll support the mountain, if it collapses!" "Yu-lu, I'll do what you say!" "Just nod to me." "Just nod, and I'll do what you say, Yu-lu!" "Look at me!" "Me!" "You get to one side." "You get to one side!" "You..." "What's happened to you?" "Both of you get to one side!" "Who could make such good Nightsweet wine, except Wang Yu-lu of Clearwater Winery?" "You..." "You...aren't you already..." "Didn't you fall over a cliff!" "?" "Yes, into the water, and someone saved me." "It's a long story, let's have a drink." "I never expected to see you again!" "Really?" "Didn't you write and invite me?" "Write!" "?" "I didn't write." "But I got a letter inviting me here!" "I invited you here." "30 years..." "Father and Uncle died 30 years ago today..." "I want you to sacrifice to their souls." "Don't be sad, Yu-lu!" "Don't cry, Yu-lu." "You dad's gone, but I'm still here." "Master's gone, but I'm left." "If heaven falls, I'll hold it up." "If the mountain collapses, I'll support it." "Just nod, and I'll do what you say." "Just nod, and I'll do what you say." "You go too far, I'm not playing games!" "I swear to Heaven!" "If I tell lies, I will die." "Okay-I'll kill you then." "Raise a cup to woman kind!" "Drink to cover many sorrows." "A hero cries only for a true reason." "But it isn't time for heartbreak yet!" "Stop beating!" "Stop beating!" "You know him, Beggar?" "Never seen him before." "Could he be Chou Lien-Chan?" "Who?" "You're so old you can't hear." "Was that man looking for you, Ta-pei?" "Don't guess you want to go drinking?" "Wandering around, looking for friends..." "Seeking the land of wine, all for a woman..." "I'm from north of the pass, Fan Ta-Pei!" "Wait for me to come back, Yu-lu!" "Ta-pei!" "What do you want to do?" "I'll have a drink with him, and come back." "Of course, your Nightsweet Premium is the best!" "Don't believe him-he won't be back!" "I am Chou Tien-pa, not Lien-chou." "I have to get instruction of your 18 falls fist." "Beggar'll definitely not escape the challenge." "You are not Chien She-chun?" "All the same, let me subject you first." "Chou Tien-pa, you can't do that." "I'm the Killer of Thousands!" "I don't want to fight you." "We don't always get what we want!" "It's best not to make enemies." "En garde!" "Wu Sung beats tiger with more-than-half drunk." "The 8 fairies terry across with 3 cups of wine." "3 cups wine." "Kuai Fai gets drunk and cuddles the king." "The king plays drunken Fist to dolly his concubine." "The beggar likes wine and will not get drunk." "Ta-pei's capacity of wine exceeds King of Sea." "Yu-lu!" "Yu-lu!" "Yu-lu!" "Beggar!" "Where's he?" "Yu-lu!" "Beggar!" "Yu-lu!" "Beggar!" "Yu-lu!" "Beggar!" "Where are you hurt?" "Yu-lu!" "Beggar!" "North and South Cup combat constantly, hard to withdraw, the next life, may our hearts be reunited." "Yu-lu!" "Yu-lu!" "Yu-lu!"