"Are you someone's guardian?" "I'm the art teacher, Ikeda." "It's been 16 years since my husband passed and I raised my son all by myself." "Darling..." "What?" "What?" "Even though it was hard work, I raised a splendid son." "For my own sake, I keep on deceiving him in order for him to buy me a house." "[Wagon Sale:" "Gloves all 100 yen ($1)]" "So cheap!" "That was amazing!" "I mean truly unbelievable, Suzuki-kun!" "Was my punch really that great?" "It wasn't just great, coming from your back I swear I saw a koala!" "I call this, Mama's Boy Koala Punch!" "You don't remember?" "Not a thing." "I wonder if I just lost it when my mom's picture was ripped?" "What a shame, I'm sure if you didn't miss then he would have gone down." "Koala punch, um." "He had good foot-work." "What?" "He was just dodging." "But if you got hit by that hook..." "I could have handled that dull move with my eyes closed." "I'm home." "Um?" "Is mom not home yet?" "So, you are here?" "Oh, yeah." "I'm hungry, what's for dinner?" "Oh, sorry, I will make it now." "What?" "You haven't eaten yet?" "Normally you pretend to eat 2-3 "samples" of it before it's ready." "I somewhat feel dizzy." "Do you feel sluggish?" "Or maybe you have a fever?" "You don't have to do anything, sit." "I'll just make us something." "Hey, Daichi." "Yeah?" "Do you love me?" "What's wrong all of a sudden?" "Just answer!" "Of course I do." "You love me most in the entire world?" "Me too!" "Wow, that surprised me." "What's up with that." "I have to check with you every now and then." "Women become very insecure if they don't." "I see, mom is a woman after all." "Oh yeah, it's gotten much colder so here you go, Daichi." "What?" "Is this perhaps hand knit?" "Yeah, of course it is!" "No it's not." "My mom stayed up all night" "It's a lie but hand knitting gloves" "it was only 100 yen ($1)" "I will study hard and find a good job!" "And I will definitely buy you a house!" "Oh, no you don't have to." "I will definitely buy one!" "Daichi!" "Mom!" "Damn right you will buy me one!" "One with a garden!" "Subtitles in English by LuffyNoTomo and special thanks ( -o _ o- ) for raws and to Furransu for the use of their Japanese subs~!" "Risou No Musuko ~Perfect Son~" "So warm!" "Here's this." "See yeah next month." "Hey, hey!" "Oh, Suzuki-kun, good morning." "Did you just give him money?" "Oh, so you saw that?" "This isn't some kind of bad drug, is it?" "Of course not!" "It's more wholesome than that." "What could possibly be "wholesome" that costs 500,000 yen ($500)!" "?" "Hold it!" "What are you doing?" "It's okay, let me see!" "No, stop!" "Who's this?" "A large serving of curry-rice!" "Okay!" "Curry-rice." "Me too." "Okay!" "What the...?" "Oops, my hand slipped!" "It must be your lucky day!" "Thanks." "Economical savings." "Let's eat!" "Tonkatsu?" "(pork-cutlet)" "Is that also because her hand slipped?" "Hey, don't tell anyone but" "that person is really..." "[Suzuki, Daichi]" "[Suzuki, Umi]" "Suzuki, Umi?" "She's my mom!" "A-lunch and what?" "Curry?" "Oh?" "Did she come here because she was worried about you?" "Nope!" "If I had to say it, it would be the opposite." "I came here because I was worried about her." "What?" "So you really are a mama's boy." "I'm not a mama's boy!" "I just, love my mom." "How's that different from me?" "You're too scared of your mom that she controls you, right?" "Well, I guess." "More importantly, about this morning." "Oh, you mean Wanikawa-kun?" "He's the son of an old book store owner." "I didn't ask about that." "That old photo magazine doesn't cost 500,000 yen, right?" "Do you collect that type of old idol magazine?" "No way." "So does that mean that he's forcing you to buy it?" "He's called the "crocodile"." "And he's very scary!" "Once he's got his teeth in you, he won't let go!" "Even if he were to die!" "He's bite off tons of people's arms and legs!" "The rumor is, everyday he sharpens his teeth with file so he can bite em off!" "So how about this, you tell the teacher that "ah, I'm being threatened"." "Uh?" "What are you talking about, Suzuki-kun." "I was the one that asked him for help." "What?" "It's in order to protect me from the other delinquents." "It's the bodyguard fee." "But 500,000 yen?" "That's over one month's worth of living expenses." "To threaten 10 people it costs 10,00 yen ($100) per-person, that's a total of 100,000 yen ($1,000)." "But Wanikawa-kun charges 500,000 yen ($500), isn't that cheap!" "That's how you see that?" "Even corporations pay under the table to keep extortionist's silent." "It's a kind of necessary expense." "Whatever." "I guess if you're okay with it then I don't care." "Oh!" "Why don't I ask him to protect you as well!" "Add you on because your my friend!" "No thanks!" "I will take care of myself." "Hey, wait, idiot, no stop!" "How scary." "I was so shocked when I saw my son's cell phone bill." "When I asked him about it, he said that he got hooked onto dirty sites (as in porn)." "Dirty sites?" "When I found perverted pictures or books at my place I was really shocked!" "I told him it was gross." "But I guess that comes with the territory when you're son is going through puberty." "Doesn't that mean he's growing in interest for sex?" "I have never seen him with anything like that..." "I guess he's maturing slowly." "He's in high school right?" "Maturing slowly...if he's not interested in that stuff then there's something wrong with him." "Wrong?" "Can't be!" "I guess he's just not like your average male stereotype." "When you say that, does that mean he gets turned on from 2D anime characters?" "I haven't seen him do that either." "Does that mean that he's gay?" "Don't say something so foolish!" "Hey, you." "Could you... go out with me for a bit?" "(*Tsukiau = go/come with OR ask someone on a date)" "Sure." "Go out with?" "Would you go out with me somewhere!" "I'm flattered but..." "He's flattered?" "We really want you!" "Oh my gosh!" "My body won't last!" "His body?" "Let's sweat together!" "Even if you say that..." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Nope, I'm not interested in having one right now." "Like we thought!" "You're not the type that believes in "you're only young once"!" "Then what "type" is he?" "That means, that you like guys!" "There's no way!" "No way, is it that obvious?" "Good evening." "Oh, hello." "Umm..." "Yes?" "Could I please ask you for some advice?" "Sure." "Is it really okay for us to be in his room without asking?" "Even without his permission I come in for cleaning." "I have never even been told to knock before entering!" "Does that mean he has nothing to hide?" "He has nothing!" "There is no sign of porn anywhere!" "His web history is clean too." "Isn't that weird?" "If you put it that way, then it is a bit weird for a boy his age." "I guess you would say that it's unhealthy that he's not healthy." ""Unhealthy that he's not healthy"." "So you mean to say that he's not normal, right?" "Not necessarily, if he does sports then when he comes home he's too tired and goes straight to bed." "He doesn't do sports!" "At home all he does is study." "Even so, I don't think it's a good idea to say he's gay." "What else am I to think?" "Perhaps..." "Perhaps?" "What if he's really a girl?" "What are you saying!" "He has a penis!" "Not his body but his heart." "His heart?" "Yeah, in other words, gender identity disorder." "Gender identity disorder?" "It means that he was born a boy but mentally he's a girl." "If that's true, then it's all my fault!" "What?" "There was a time when I didn't trust men, so when I was pregnant" "I thought a girl would be better, so I wished for one!" "Can't be, just for that reason alone." "There's more!" "When he was little there were times that I tied his hair up in ribbons!" "He said that he didn't want to but..." "The color of the ribbon was so cute that I couldn't resist." "Either way, he's like this because of me!" "I'm home!" "He's here!" "Come on in." "Is it really okay for me to come in?" "He seems to have a normal friend." "Maybe it was just your imagination." "I hope so." "Uh?" "Uh?" "Um, well..." "Kobayashi, Kobayashi-kun?" "Yes?" "What does your family do for a living?" "Have you heard of Marukoba?" "Of course, it's a major company." "Wait, so does the "koba" in your name come from Marukoba?" "Yep." "Marukoba?" "Oh no!" "You're Marukoba's son?" "He's rich." "Yes." "Murderer!" "What?" "Mom, dad didn't die because of him, okay." "Suzuki-kun, Suzuki-kun!" "My dad got fired from Marukoba." "Is that true?" "Ouch!" "I bet they don't even remember!" "You don't know anyone from your company!" "Especially someone named Suzuki, who has such a plain name." "But, ever since he got fired, in order to protect Daichi and to make me feel at ease he had to take many part time delivery jobs!" "He became too tired and from lack of sleep he went over the guardrail!" "Mom!" "That was an accident." "And besides, there's no point in holding a grudge against the company that fired him." "Are you protecting him!" "?" "What?" "Are you protecting your parent's enemy!" "?" "Suzuki-kun!" "I'm not really protecting them, but he's just their son." "Plus, I bet the company doesn't know about their employee's personal affairs." "Uh?" "What?" "Um..." "Are you guys, um... going out?" "Going out?" "Are you?" "What?" "We're friends." "Are you saying that you started off as friends?" "That's right, is there something wrong?" "As I thought!" "Of course you will protect him!" "At first you guys are just friends, seeing where your feelings lead, right?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "If his heart is that of a woman then everything becomes ruined!" "My house with a garden will become Rika-chan's house!" "(Rika is the same as our Barbie)" "Oh, so "going out" really meant going around to different school clubs?" "Yep, we had a little run in with the boxing club." "Then from out of nowhere, there is a rumor about me being "very athletic"." "Gosh, who the hell told her that "my heart is that of a woman"!" "?" "Well, that's because your face looks really cute." "Even from a male perspective." "Quit it." "Having this type of face is so annoying!" "Wouldn't it have been better if I was born with a "triumphant" look?" "But mother's are always worried about their sons." "They understand better when your kids, but as you grow they don't know what to do." "Even if she is my mom, she's still a woman who doesn't understand men." "Exactly!" "Plus, even men don't understand woman at all." "What?" "With the sound of that, I take it your wife isn't back yet?" "I don't think she will come back at all." "Don't get so upset!" "Getting upset is what we both do best!" "Someday I bet she won't even come home." "Is that how it works?" "Yes it is!" "Could you go out with me for a bit?" "What the...!" "Wait!" "I can't!" "No way!" "I'm sorry." "I don't plan on joining any clubs." "I promised my mom that I would come home early and study." "Please don't think of me as being like all the others." ""Washi"?" "(This is an older saying of "I" or "me")" "I'm the head of the Judo club, Tanba Iwao." "I'm Suzuki, Daichi." "Could you go out with me?" "Wait." "Aren't I here right now?" "I'm not asking you to join the club." "What?" "I'm saying the phrase literally." "In other words, I would like you to date me." "Wait a second!" "I'm a guy you know?" "Of course I know that." "Are you ...gay!" "?" "How can that be..." "Then why?" "Listen up, does it really matter if a pretty face belongs to that of a woman or a man?" "Have more confidence in yourself." "Now that I take a closer look, you have such a lovely face!" "It's like when you go to the pet shop, and you're worried, yet hopeful that someone would buy such a cute white faced little puppy!" "I, right now... really want to intensely pin you down like this!" "That's a judo move, right?" "But please don't!" "Okay..." "If I think about it calmly then no one would want that." "Even if you weren't calmly thinking about it, no one would want that!" "I understand!" "I will forget about you!" "Wow, so understanding." "Yep!" "That's because I'm a Japanese man!" "Yep!" "But in order for me to forget about you, just once!" "As a memory." "Could you ware this?" "I think it will look great on you!" "If I ware this, will you really forget about me?" "Yep!" "I give you my word." "Seriously..." "Ouch!" "That hurt!" "Thank you." "Where is your house?" "I'm sorry about all this." "Is this some sort of visit?" "Yeah, sort of." "Don't get the wrong idea, idiot." "Your punch didn't hit me." "The joints in my jaw do this from time to time." "This happened when I yawned." "So that's what happened." "I thought it was odd to hear that my koala punch, which I missed, could do all this." "What "koala punch"?" "It means that there is someone stupid enough to spread that kind of rumor." "I guess they think it's funny that I got beat up by a first year." "But when I get out of here, I'm gonna teach em a lesson." "As I thought." "Hey, you." "Yes?" "Are we upper class men scary?" "Well, sort of." ""Sort of", uh?" "Lucky you." "When I was a first year, the school was way more scary." "We were slaves to them." "Well, I guess you could say there was a rumor that the 3rd years had ties with a gangster organization." "Wow." "But right now it's pretty calm." "The cops don't even come to school anymore." "Well, that is normal." "Kengo, oh, do you remember Mifune?" "Yes." "He put a stop to the 3rd years." "Did he say, "be quite"?" "What?" "Idiot." "He did it with this!" "As I thought." "I think I will take my leave." "What are you saying?" "Since your here, eat." "Or is there somewhere that you have to be?" "No, but..." "Come on!" "Since you're so young, it's weird for you to be so thoughtful." "Come now." "He's not just about strength." "How shall I put it, there's something cool about him." "That's why everyone listens to him." "Sea King High became like this because he's at the top and stops all the unnecessary violence." "He also put a stop to me." "I guess I lost to his coolness." "I wonder if it's because he has charisma?" "Oh, yeah, that's it." "So you do understand." "Here you go." "But doesn't he seem a bit dark?" "That's one of his good parts." "He doesn't have many people around him." "I would say he's either a lone wolf or aloof." "Okay." "I might get killed by telling you this, so be careful." "What?" "When he was little his mom abandoned him." "His mom?" "Sorry for the wait." "Here you go!" "I don't think I can eat all this." "Oh, sorry." "That one is mine." "This is yours." "Uh?" "I'm a bit embarrassed but I'm a big eater." "Oh." "Women are cuter with a small lunch, right?" "But that's just starving yourself." "Right!" "That's just a cutesy girl." "I wish my son would tell me that." "He told me "you're not a dog, so don't get lured in my food"." "Isn't that mean?" "You have a son?" "Yep." "He's smart but he looks like a girl." "Looks like a girl?" "Well, his face does." "I don't want to believe it but I guess his heart is too." "I wanted to raise him to be more manly, like you." "Here you go." "How's your cut?" "Oh, it's fine." "As if the pain flew away." "That's why we are worried." "Once Kengo graduates it might become lawless again." "If that happens then others will think we are a joke." "Do you like that school?" "I wouldn't say like, but..." "It's like even if you have no interest in soccer, you still end up cheering for them at the world cup, right?" "Oh, I get it." "Like with the country and alma mater, everyone's heart becomes one." "You're right." "Have you heard of Wanikawa?" "Yeah, he's in our class." "He's rumored to be the most skilled." "So we thought of having him join our club and letting him be next in line to look over the school." "That might be a good idea." "He's known as the "crocodile"." "Once he bites down on something he won't let go, even if he dies." "Is that true?" "Yep." "Hello." "What did you come here for?" "For a visit." "I heard that it might have been my fault, so I came." "It seems that you have an increase in clubs asking you to join?" "But I'm glad that it was just a rumor." "That might not be true." "What?" "That rumor, that spread it," "Yes?" "was me." "Senpai!" "(upper classmen)" "Are you surprised?" "You have curry stuck to your mouth." "Did I get it?" "Yeah." "What's this?" "You told me to protect Suzuki, right?" "That's his, for 500,000 yen more. ($500)" "What!" "?" "But he doesn't have that kind of money." "That means that you pay for it!" "Okay, okay." "I get it." "But 500,000 yen a month, for our house that's one month's living expenses." "My dad was fired from Marukoba." "I bet you don't know any of your employee's names." "Especially one as plain as Suzuki." "Thanks." "I won't give you any more money." "What did you say?" "And it's not just Suzuki's payment, I will protect myself from now on." "Then do it after this!" "I just realized something, that money should be used in a more legitimate matter." "That for a poor family, like Suzuki's, to them 500,000 yen is a lot of money." "A crocodile!" "What the hell?" "He's a girl!" "Now, what!" "?" "That's..." "I thought I would pretend like nothing's wrong." "Because each person has their own characteristics." "Mom, it's not what you think." "This is..." "But I can't hold it back if my son is a pervert!" "Who's a pervert!" "Sorry, saying pervert is a bit much, right?" "As long as you understand." "It's just your heart that's a woman, right?" "I'm telling you that it's not!" "Then what's up with this frilly dress!" "?" "This is from when an upper classman from the judo club thought I would look good in it, so he asked me to wear it!" "How can there be perverts like that there!" "?" "Ug!" "Please don't make my head spin so early in the morning." "There was not porn in your room!" "No perverted magazine or DVD!" "I thought even if I did have one that you would say, "how dirty"." "Well, that's my job!" "To tell you those things." "Oh my gosh, this is annoying." "What if... my heart was really that of a woman." "What would you do?" "I admit to it, right?" "You finally admit it!" "I said, "IF", didn't I?" "If it was true, would you not want me?" "Would you not be able to live with me?" "Would you tell me to leave?" "He's become defiant." "Gosh!" "Don't mess with me." "I just might." "What?" "As a mother, I would continue to blame myself that this happened because of how poorly I raised you." "Making me more sensitive and leaving you with harsh memories." "If that does happen, then I won't be able to live with you anymore!" "But, mom..." "I would have nowhere to go." "I won!" "Daichi!" "Kobayashi, what happened to your arm?" "Did a dog get you?" "He said a classmate did it." "Classmate?" "Was it Wanikawa?" "But isn't he your bodyguard?" "When I asked him to protect you as well, he asked for another 500,000 yen." "And because I knew you couldn't pay, I was going to." "But as I was about to, I remembered about this household." "About your dad being fired from Marukoba and then passing away." "And all the trouble you to had alone!" "Like I told you, it's not your fault!" "He's right, at that time it was so sudden." "I'm sorry." "It's not your fault." "But 500,000 yen is a lot of money!" "At that time was when I realized it!" "That it shouldn't be used for something like this!" "What bodyguard!" "I finally realized what a shameful man I really am." "How admirable." "But getting hurt like that, I'm sure it will happen more!" "It won't!" "Because in the end, as I thought, I ended up paying him!" "With this pain and fear I will have to pay him every month like I promised!" "I feel your pain." "And that's not all!" "Since he couldn't stop his anger he's decided to target you instead!" "He told me, that if you come to school that he would definitely torture you!" "Did you come here, just to tell me that?" "One difficulty after another!" "I feel like panicking!" "Anyways, Daichi!" "You are not to place one foot out of this house!" "You got it!" "I'm off!" "Mom, where are you going?" "I think you should listen to your mom!" "If Wanikawa-kun see's you then you're finished!" "You should either go back to Meifu or transfer to another school!" "If it was me, I would move to Australia and relax while watching the koalas." "Don't say stuff like that so easily." "As if we had the money to do any of that." "But I don't hate that school..." "It's a public school and I feel as if I'm on the same level as everyone else." "It's too bad, since we became friends and all but here, as a sign of friendship!" "What's this?" "What's up with that." "Who's this?" "Ever since I heard that, I have become so worried." "I couldn't just stand by and do nothing!" "Is that so, Wanikawa did that..." "I thought that he wasn't doing anything lately but..." "Even though I got used to working here, I guess I will take my son and go elsewhere." "No, you can't do that!" "What?" "Leave it to me!" "Even though I look like this, I have done karate 5th rank, kendo 4th rank, and judo 6th rank!" "It will be easy for me to take care of one rough student!" "True, but..." "Please leave everything to me!" "Okay, please!" "I even want to take care of you too." "But I can't hold it back if my son is a pervert!" "If it was true, would you not want me?" "I would not be able to live with you anymore!" "Would mom really kick me out?" "I got it!" "I just have to get mom to meet that judo guy." "And tell her that "look, there really is such a pervert"!" "If I do, then I could clear up this misunderstanding." "Wow, so it's just that simple!" "Hello." "Did I do anything to offend you?" "What?" "Today and the other day, you seem to run away when you see me." "Have we met somewhere before?" "If so, did I leave you with an unpleasant feeling?" "In my case that happens a lot." "My eyesight isn't very good, how shall I put it..." "I feel more calm when I see a more dim world." "That's why I don't ware my glasses that much." "For that reason, some people think I'm just a bad person ignoring them." "No, that's not it!" "It's not you." "You just look very much like someone I used to know..." "Really?" "Then why?" "You just startle me." "Because that person is no longer..." "Did they pass away?" "Yes, in an accident." "Who was it?" "My husband." "Oh, I see." "But of course when he was alive he was much older then you!" "Of course." "The truth is, my son goes here." "And a lot of problems keep on occurring." "Problems?" "One of them we can handle, but the other one." "It's a matter of his heart." "And I find it hard to understand." "If you would like, I could give you some advise." "Uh?" "Um?" "Suzuki-kun, Suzuki-kun!" "I'm late." "Why are you here?" "What do you mean?" "Move!" "Out of the way!" "I thought you would be trembling at home." "Oh yeah." "I was thinking about the thing with mom that I completely forgot." "You forgot?" "Don't you have guts." "Hey, could you stop taking money from Kobayashi-kun?" "What?" "No, that's okay." "It was me who asked anyways." "We're just some friends who exchanged money for protection, that's all." "You're not friends!" "If you were, then you wouldn't take money from them." "Suzuki-kun." "We go to the same school, if other's were to surround us then isn't it normal to protect them?" "Are you an idiot?" "Who's gonna do that for free?" "Isn't there something like the country or alma mater where everyone's heart becomes together as one?" "Even if you don't like soccer, you would still cheer during the world cup." "What the hell are you talking about!" "Ah!" "Sorry but I have to go talk to that judo guy, bye." "Are you wimping out!" "Suzuki-kun!" "Someone...a teacher!" "That bastard has gone to rat on us!" "Hey!" "Anyone not involved, leave!" "You guys get him up!" "Stand!" "Are you gonna do it?" "Wanikawa-kun." "Isn't it too soon?" "It would suck if a teacher came, right?" "Ouch!" "That's why I thought to bring in Wanikawa." "So that even if you graduate, that this school won't become a mess." "How pointless." "Who cares what happens after graduation." "We can't allow that." "We have memories here." "And there's the thing that you did for us." "You guys... have such love for your school." "It hurts, Mom." "What?" "He said "mom"!" "Oh yeah, he's the mama's boy that didn't step on the photo." "Mama's boy?" "Right, you weren't here so you don't know." "The boxing club guys came to us." "Boxing club?" "Soon I will get rid of those guys as well!" "Those are the gloves my mom knitted for me!" "Damn it!" "Make him stand, let's finish this!" "Get up!" "Hurry!" "Ouch!" "The heart of a woman?" "Yes." "Isn't that okay?" "What are you saying?" "Sorry." "But in the art world I see that type of person a lot." "I didn't mean to offend." "We are a normal mother and son." "Sorry, but..." "But?" "You still have to accept him for him." "You're having trouble because you don't understand, right?" "Yes, well..." "Whatever happens, you should accept him." "It may sound irresponsible." "And it may not help hearing this from a man like me." "But I bet it's something only a mother can do." "To accept everything." "Wait!" "Even if that's the case then he would still earn money and buy a house!" "Mom, it really hurts!" "He's crying!" "He's talkin' like a baby." ""It hurts!"" "Daichi, you're okay." "Mom will make it go away." "See, "pain, pain go away!"" "What's going on, it won't open!" "When I just promised her!" "Wanikawa-kun, I won't forgive you!" "Hurting my son!" "What?" "Let's protect him with all we got!" "What's wrong?" "We came here to talk to a first year but..." "Whatever, do that later!" "But it won't open." "What?" "Hey, open up!" ""Pain, pain go away"." "I love that kind voice." "It's as if she would accept everything." "It's so warm." "When my head hurts, or I have a fever, even when I fall and cut myself, even though the pain is already gone" "I still have her say, "pain, pain go away"." "Here it is!" "His famous last move!" "Hey!" "Open up!" "Suzuki-kun is gonna die!" "Suzuki?" "Is he fighting Wanikawa?" "I told him not to come." "That if Wanikawa-kun see's him that he's finished." "I told him to stay at home." "But Suzuki-kun said, "he doesn't hate this school"." "Is that so?" "We're gonna open this door!" "Okay!" "Wanikawa, open up!" "Pain, pain go away!" "Pain, pain go away!" "See, there's nothing to worry about." "Mom would never kick me out." "This mama-boy is really stubborn." "Hurry up and burst in to tears and apologize." "Or else he will bite off your arm!" "I am not a mama's boy!" "I just love my mom!" "We get it!" "We get it already!" "Damn it!" "I really wanted to go to Australia!" "You crocodile bastard!" "I call this the "Mama's Boy Koala Punch"." "Pain, pain get the fuck away!" "Seriously!" "?" "Wanikawa..." "You did it, right!" "You gave him the koala punch!" "Pain, pain go away!" "Suzuki-kun!" "Even if his heart is of a woman he can still earn an income." "Even if his heart is of a woman he can still earn an income." "Even if his heart is..." "But this is sort of complicated." "This is... porn!" "How dirty!" "Such big boobs!" "Yeah!" "He has porn!" "They got caught on the train." "I'm really sorry!" "It's okay." "More importantly, Daichi, you like big boobs, right?" "It's not...well, whatever." "Okay." "I worried for nothing." "I told you that I was normal!" "Did you really ware that dress in front of that judo guy?" "He told me that he would forget about me if I did, he was so serious that it made me feel sorry for him." "He even used his allowance to buy it." "Can you ware it one more time?" "What?" "I want to see you in it!" "Stop kidding around!" "Are you saying that you will listen to that guy but you won't listen to me, the one who gave birth to you?" "For wanting me to wear it, doesn't that make you the pervert?" "Is that so?" "Then fine." "Will you knit the gloves again?" "Okay, fine." "Then I guess I will too." "But just this once." "Okay!" "Make sure you wear a ribbon!" "Don't laugh." "Okay." "Oh my gosh, he's so cute!" "Is this that rumored, musuko-moe?" "(having a crush on your son)" "Aw, this is a pain." "Preview:" "My son might kill me!" "If you won't say it then I will, "you damn old woman"." "If he hurts you then I will beat him up." "What's Suzuki, Daichi-kun like?" "You're being targeted." "I will never say that "she's a damn old woman!"" "Grip and raise up my hand!" "Don't leave us alone!" "Mom..." "You dislocated a lot of bones." "As you see, please!" "This is what it means to be a part of this family." "Yes, mama." "I'm not a mama's boy!" "I just love my mom!"