"Get back_" "Slagentangen has had a fantastic season." "What an exciting game!" "Here they come ..." "He blocked the shot!" "Ole Kristian Hansen again." "Nothing gets by him!" "This is where it all started." "At the hockey rink." "Me and my best friends were about to make a sacred pact." "We were going to become blood brothers." "The only problem was, I couldn't stand the sight of blood." "You guys have got to see this_" "Your brother is a goalkeeping god, ViMor_ He's like Jesus on ice_ lt wasn't the first time I had been saved at the last second." "By my big brother, Ole Kristian Hansen." "OK, as we called him." "Ole Kristian Hansen has had many fantastic games for this team." "It looks like Skoppum are going to remove their goalie." "We sa_v him score and save the team." "What _ve didn't see, _vhat no one sa_v,   was that there were only nine months left." "Dad didn't see it, and he is a sexton." "He's close to both God and Jesus." "Nor did mom, though she always took good care of us." "Nor uncle Reidar,   although he owned the local sports store and coached OK's team." "Not even I saw it coming, although I am razor sharp." "I knew you were up." "l'm going to meet somebody." "ln the middle ofthe night?" "There are mo types ofwomen." "One is straightfonyard, the other like deep water." "Don't let the straightfonyard ones fool you." "Still waters run deep, right, but when you dive down ..." "Which type are you meeting now?" "Mom is more my type, so I don't have to sneak out at night." "You're pretty sharp, ViMor." "I read in a magazine that in most relationships   there is one crazy partner and one that balances the other." "And that one ..." "Before, when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up,   l always answered:" "I want to be OK." "They said that was impossible, that I couldn't become my brother." "But that's what I wanted to be more than anything." "Watch this." "You have to do it right." "All the candles with one ..." "_th one match. I've seen it before." "You cannot play with _re without getting burnt, young Hansen." "After all, you're our hope." "Our future sexton, right?" "Watch this." "Roger, your sister's coming_" "Mom's at yoga all day." "I made you dinner." "Blood pudding." "Blood pudding_" "Shut up, Vidar." "How do you expect to make the national team with that arm?" "Let me see your stitches, handsome." "Handsome?" "My autograph, in case you become famous some day." "Let's split, before someone tries to save us." "Too late for you." "Too late for you_" "Vidar, get in back_" "What the hell?" "Come on, Car_" "We'll never get chicks playing hockey." "We don't have time to learn how to skate." "We're going to camp soon." "OK said it's different now that Arne Priest is gone." "And we sleep next to the girls." "We're sleeping with the girls?" "I have an awesome plan_ Let's take a shortcut and start a band_" "We can't play any instruments." "lt's all image." "Push buttons, look cool, and chicks will show up." "Then I de_nitely want to play the drums." "How about you, ViMor?" "Arne Priest has a 4-string beginner guitar." "A bass_ Perfect." "The mo heartbeats, bass and drums, ViMor and Arnor." "And I can play guitar_" "Keep dreaming, kid." "We'll let you know when there's a bush concert for the other Pygmies." "Give me a break_ You can't play a single concert without me on guitar." "You got a dog?" "Maybe you could get some tips from OK about image and stuff like that." "I'm looking for that goalie hero." "Any idea where l can _nd him?" "He's at home." "Well isn't that nice?" "Tell him Remi's looking for him." "How many ofyou Hansen boys are there, anyway?" "Two." "You got a dog?" "Holy shit_" "The motorheads are up to no good, and my sister's in the middle of it." ""You got a dog?"" "We'll have to wait for the results ofthe new tests ..." "Uncle Reidar?" "Hi, ViMor." "How does it feel to have no one to balance you?" "Tell OK to drop by the store." "I've got a lot of new stuff." "What's wrong with Reidar?" "You asktoo many questions, ViMor." "You need to pack for camp." "Sleeping bag, sheets ..." "And loads ofgood spirits_" "Hey there." "Gravy from scratch." "Not bad, huh?" "You have to do it right, you know." "Arnor, Roger and I are going to start a band." "Roger was wondering ifyou had any tips about image." "Have you talked to mom and dad?" "Dad's making dinner and all mom wants to talk about is camp." "Reidar is a mess." "What's going on?" "After that game ..." "After that game you can take a year off." "None ofthem knows how it feels to save the entire team." "Dad was cooking and OK was in bed crying." "I should have seen something was wrong." "But I was too swept up in my band plans." "We're leaving together ... lt's "_nal countdo_mn," not "curtain."" "Whatever." "A girl came up to me yesterday   and asked me if I wasthe drummer in that new band." "Was she hot?" "She had pigtails and braces." "But it's a start." "Checkthis out, guys." "Time to strike back." "Now thatjerk is driving around on our piss_" "Hey_" "Cool car, huh?" "Isn't it cold to drive with the top down in the middle ofwinter?" "Snow in your hair ..." "Snow in my hair?" "Are you trying to be funny?" "Have you stolen your brother'sjacket?" "Grow up_" "I can't wait." "A whole week without any priests around." "Everyone into the auditorium_" "What the hell?" "You too, ViMor." "What's he doing here?" "There there." "Sit down." "Welcome_ Have you had a nice trip?" "Have you had a nice trip_" "Bjørn Otto, who's usually in charge here,   is unfortunately not feeling well." "I will be stepping in for him." "I am looking fonyard to some wonderful ..." "Stop rocking that chair_ I thought we could start with a song, to get to know each other better." "It goes like this:" "Hello, hello, my name is Arne." "Then you tell everyone your name and point to the next person." "Let's begin." "Hello, hello, my name is Arne, hello, hello, what is your name?" "Hello, hello, my name is Stian, hello, hello, what is your name?" "Hello, hello, my name is B_rd, hello, hello, what is your name?" "Hello, hello, his name is Arnor hello, hello, what is your name_" "Hello, hello, my name is Arne." "But you already know that, ViMor." "Hello, hello, what is your name, backthere in the green jacket?" "Did you see her?" "My prayers have been answered_" "Any ofyou called Siri?" "Are you Siri?" "Why don't you answer when I call your names?" "Hello, you don't belong here." "No, you go down to the boys." "Laila, Karine and Hanne Mathilde?" "What are you doing?" "Shut up, I'm knocking." "The girls are only a few inches away." "I'm keeping them warm." "Pretty soon they'll knock back, and we'll be rockin'." "You know that pretty one, with the long, red hair?" "Ofcourse_ It'sjust that Wendy has the hots for me, so you stay away." "As long as Arne Priest is here,   you can forget about going over to the girls." "But I've heard rumors about a ladder outside their window." "Silence. I want the lights switched off in _ve minutes." "Don't we even get to say our evening prayers?" ""Oh lion and lioness terri_ed by the young ..."" "ViMor?" "ViMor_" "ViMor, get up_" "What is it?" "l have to see her_" "Come on_" "Come and help me_" "Hurry_" "Come in." "Now what?" "Some people always mess things up for everyone else." "In the name ofJesus_ ViMor?" "_" "Hello, hello, my name is ..." "You have to be careful, you can't ..." "And you, ofall people_" "I hear you got caught up the ladder with your pants down." "A little inexperienced, to fall for that hoax." "How can mo brothers be so different?" "I wish I was more like you." "Impress the girls like you did at camp." "I just make a fool of myself." "You think you're the first one to make a fool of himself at camp?" "You have to remember that you're notjust yourself,   you're one of the Hansen boys." "And the Hansen boys never make fools of themselves." "Theyjust stretch the definition." "But I tore yourjacket on the ladder." "You can have thatjacket." "I have to go." "Mom's waiting." "I have to take some more tests." "Bye, Viktor." "Was that such a smart idea?" "Do you know why some people can't see blood without fainting?" "An American football." "From Reidar." "They don't even know how to make footballs round." "Did you score any girls at camp?" "l don't think so." "But look at yourjacket." "Are we really so different as brothers?" "You're the king of keeping secrets." "You know Reidar?" "He's not an uncle, he's ... I've _gured that out." "He'sjust a friend, a pretend uncle." "No, he isn't an uncle at all." "He and mom had a fling years ago after some party." "She got pregnant ... and had me." "But why didn't they get married?" "He's quite a few years younger than mom." "And dad was already in the picture." "I guess as long as no one talked about it, everything was okay." "And even though Reidar is really my father ..." "But what about us?" "Are you still really my brother?" "Of course." "Forget about "really." No one messes with the Hansen boys." "We're almost identical, except that you're razor sharp, Victor,   and I have to look out for you every now and then." "Someday it might be the other way around." "How do you know all these things?" "I just do." ""The Hansen boys are invited to Arnor's birthday on Saturday at 4."" "Let's go give Roger his invitation." "Look, guys_ A boomerang." "We got them at the store." "You just throw it, and it comes right back." "Cool, huh?" "Watch this_" "He has all the toys in the world, but no one to play with." "Come on." "Here you go." "What's with you?" "Car hasn't been home for ages." "Mom doesn't know. I'm worried sick." "Maybe she's down in the industrial area." "I saw her and Remi arguing down there, from the bus." "Remi tried to grab her." "Why didn't you say anything?" "Come on, let's try a little longer." "No, how dense are you?" "Don't you understand that it's over?" "But Car how about if I stop _sing snu_" "No_" "Guess she doesn't want to nest after all." "I should have killed him." "You're such pussies_" "How can Car be so stupid?" "Shit, Arnor, "nest"?" "lt isn't Car's fault." "l'm responsible for her." "The sane partner balances the crazy one." "So even if Remi is nuts it could work out, because Car is cool." "That's easy for you to say." "Arnor practically has a girlfriend,   and your brother would neverjoin the motorheads." "Car is cool, because she doesn't care what people say." "Wth Wendy and me, who do you think is the crazy one?" "How's rehearsal going?" "I've got the bass back at the house." "I've also been practicing." "Writing autographs." "Chicks will be lining up soon." "And when Arnor gets that drum set for his birthday, we'll be rockin'." "Shit, that _sh looksjust like Remi." "I see his ugly face everywhere." "Are you coming?" "Girls like it when boys dress up." "There won't be any girls there." "Then never mind, ifthe only girl there is Grandma Kongo." "Too bad OK couldn't come." "How long will he be in the hospital?" "They took some more tests after the game, when he needed stitches." "More tests?" "He has to stay there until the results are in." "is there something he has to answer?" "True or false?" "Or isn't it serious?" "What little you don't know, can't hurt you." "But I can sense it." "I'll _nd out sooner or later anyway." "Calm down, my little brainy one." "Don't worry." "Reidar'sjust worried that someone will _nd out who he really is." "What do you mean?" "OK and I will always be the Hansen boys, no matter what happens, right?" "Right?" "Take your shoes off." "Arnor's in his room." "A symbolic gift." "Our band _sh." "The piranha isjust like us band members." "Scary when alone, lethal in a group." "Have you seen the great brushes Arnor got from grandma?" "I'm so happy Arnor is going to play in the church's children's choir,   instead of listening to the devil's music on the radio." "The sound of brushes is like the sound ofsmall angel wings." "I also got a _sh for my aquarium." "A band _sh." "A roc_n'roll piranha." "More cake?" "Are you going to play drums in the children's choir?" "No, I had to say that in order to get the drum set." "I was sure I was going to get one from grandma, but ... brushes." "No_" "This is a bad, bad cannibal _sh_" "Maybe I'll come by later, ViMor." "She just impaled the band _sh_" "Did you teach yourselfthat?" "That's more than enough." "What were you and grandma discussing?" "She thought it was sad that OK and I were half-brothers." "And I always thought you looked so much alike." "It doesn't matter." "We're still the Hansen boys." "No matter what." "Just like you and I are the heartbeat, drums and bass." "Reidar!" "What's the matter?" "l don't know what happened ..." "Did you have to play ball?" "What's the matter with him?" "He'sjust a little tired." "You think he's tired from practice?" "Not now, ViMor_" "Are you all right?" "Come on, let's go inside." "No_" "ViMor_" "When everything goes wrong and your summer is as cold as this,   the only thing that helps is moonshine from a jam jar." "Moonshine?" "Do you have any idea where l just came from?" "The moon, as far as I care." "You always shy away from anything that takes balls." "Hey ViMor, mind ifwe warm ourselves by your _re?" "Then I could talk about you and what you have done for me" "Dear Jesus don't erase me ..." "Hey, OK, checkthis out_ _ndsur_ng_" "Just hoist the sail and the wind grabs it and ofFyou go." "Cool, huh?" "How's he doing?" "Really." "I wake up in the middle ofthe night or in class   and feel that something is happening to him." "You think he feels old and wonders why he had to get leukemia?" "is that it?" "No one's talked about it." "Everyone is so quiet." "A lot of people struggle with things they can't explain." "Maybe that's why they're so quiet." "Because it's impossible to explain why OK had to get sick." "No one can explain why some people faint at the sight of blood, either." "Maybe it wasjust a feeling I had." "I'm not in a band, in case you heard othenyise." "Me neither." "How are you feeling?" "Screw that." "Nothing seems to help." "Mom's at some class, Car is missing,   the band went to hell not one chick got in lin_ ..." "We're a meaningless parentheses in history." "I'm tired ofeverything." "Might as well become an alcoholic." "Pull yourselftogether, Roger." "It's not that bad." "Roger_" "Oh shit, it's one of the mo scary Hansen boys." "Have you started smoking?" "I see the motorheads are out." "Motorheads?" "Is that what you call us?" "Who's that?" "The motorheads?" "Are you all alone?" "Car isn't here and I have no idea where she is." "Listen up, junior." "Remi's the boss, and it's over." "Why don't you tell her that?" "Remi can't stand her ugly face." "is your brother here?" "No one's here." "No one?" "I _gure no one's in here!" "He's in deep shit_" "Let's notjump the gun here." "You want some coffee?" "Or tea?" "Or bouillon?" "Bouillon might be diMcult, but ..." "Hey Remi, let's go smash OK's face." "They asked for OK." "We have to _nd Car before they do." "Remi_ No wonder it doesn't run." "There's a banana in here_" "Why'd you do that?" "l didn't do it." "Let's get out of here_" "Imagine ifOK stole your girl_ He's stupid if he stole your chick." "What did I say?" "They don't have a chance on that moped_" "Come on_" "Remi ..." "Shit ..." "Yes_" "Vidar_" "Stop_" "Vidar_ Vidar, hit the brakes_" "Vidar, stop, dammit_" "Hit the brakes, Vidar_ Stop_" "Brake_" "Hit the brakes_" "Did you see that, Remi?" "I did it_" "Did you see that?" "Not bad, huh?" "Did you see how I found ..." "Couldn't you _nd the brakes?" "Let's see ..." "White spirit should do the trick." "You have to do it right, you know." "You think OK wonders why he was chosen to get sick?" "You think I asktoo many questions?" "No." "You have a lot to _gure out, I suppose." "You may have hoped for another father, but I ..." "Dinner's on!" "Who's going to have the party?" "Nadine." "From our class." "I'm sure everyone behaves at these parties." "It's not like when we were young." "ViMor is big enough to take care of himselffor an evening." "I don't know what to think." "Arne Priest claims there was alcohol at the summer party." "That drab crowd could use a little stimulation." "Did you meet mom at a party, too?" "Many struggle with things they cannot explain." "Like why OK had to get sick." "You know ..." "Reidar and mom were practically engaged." "It isn't that hard to explain." "So Reidar asked if he could be Ole Kristian's godfather." "So Reidar could be there for him throughout his life." "Where are you going?" "To OK at the hospital." "That's nice ofyou, honey, but he needs to rest now." "I knowjust what he needs." "Go on up to your brother." "is this a bad time?" "Ofcourse not." "Let's go out in the hall." "I'm sick ofthis room." "I'm the one who knocked on the window so you wouldn't get caught." "And to think I snuck out ofthe hospital." "You're razor sharp, ViMor, I've always said that." "It didn't lookthat great." "How was it?" "There are certain things you have to _nd out for yourself." "That girl I didn't think I met at camp,   said many people struggle with things they can't explain." "Car's pregnant." "I'm going to be a dad." "That's ..." "Logical." "I think it's great." "I can't wait to get out of here." "Then I can show you some tricks." "Remember what we said about looking out for each other?" "Now it's kind of the other way around." "You must have better things to do than to sit here holding my hand." "OK_" "The Hansen boys against everyone else." "Which one ofthe mo types do you think Car is?" "The ideal type." "A little bit of both." "This summer's all about maintaining your balance." "Hey, guys_ Are you coming to the party?" "Hurt yourseIP" "That looked painful." "Did you say party?" "Chicks dig the fact that we play in a band, even though we don't." "The band that couldn't play because their drummer had his arm in a cast." "Hi, ViMor." "ls Roger home?" "He's already gone to the party." "But ... I've been dating OK for a while in secret." "He said you knew everything." "That you saved us from Remi." "At my best I'm razor sharp." "I'd do anything for OK." "So you understand why we have to put off revealing who the father is." "Until OK gets out ofthe hospital." "I can stretch pretty far for you, too." "Car has told me the most awesome secret in the world." "Don't worry. I know everything." "OK's the father." "Huh?" "lt could have been worse." "Right?" "So we have something to celebrate tonight." "Welcome to my family." "Hey, any cookies here?" "Think it helps to knock here?" "No." "Here's my autograph, before my career takes ofFfor real." "Where's Arnor?" "Our drummer is gone." "Sissel?" "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." "It's one ofthe band boys_" "Hansen boys." "One ofthe Hansen boys." "Come here, I want to show you something." "Want to kiss?" "That's quite a view." "Have you ever tried French kissing?" "Go B_rd_ Go B_rd_" "Stop_" "Sorry, I just snapped." "Well, it's over now." "How's your arm, Arnor?" "I'm not sure it's broken." "I just had the cast put on for the image." "Nothing beats this_" "Shit, Remi's coming_ Let's go_" "You cut the phone wire and scare the shit out ofthe kids." "I'll _nd the booze, and we'll take off." "You're sharp as a razor, ViMor." "Sharp as a razor." "Think I plan on spending all night here?" "Get as much booze as possible." "What are you so uptight about?" "We've done this before." "How are your brakes working?" "I think I can help you." "What would it take to forget about that little incident?" "I'm willing to forget, ifyou can remember to leave Car and OK alone." "OK's in the hospital." "I didn't have a chance to explain it to you last time." "I don't think it's possible to explain, either." "He has nothing to lose." "What the hell are you staring at?" "Get back inside, dammit_" "Before you get the entire motorhead gang on your ass_" "So you'll forget that ...?" "is there anything I should remember?" "Give my best to OK." "Tell him to get well soon." "I know what you mean." "Nothing to lose." "Shit ... I know what you mean." "Just one thing." "How many ofyou are there in the motorhead gang?" "You want to come back in again?" "I know exactly where we're going." "Come on." "No one knows why some people faint at the sight of blood." "It'sjust that ... it's too late." "We're too old." "Blood brothers swear one oath each." "I swear we will always be the band boys, even ifwe never have a band." "You can be a bus driver even ifyou don't have a bus, light?" "I swear that we'll score some chicks." "And ifthis doesn't help, I give up." "I swear we can ask each other anything,   tell each other anything, no matter what." "ViMor?" "You have a visitor." "Hi, ViMor." "Want to come out?" "Go for a ride?" "Sure." "Sure, why not?" "ViMor_ _ll he be well before next season?" "Maybe I should join the team this year." "What do you think?" "Practice makes perfect, you know_" "Every team needs a defense." "Did you have fun at the party?" "A lot happened. I looked for you." "You didn't really miss anything." "You didn't miss anything either." "I heard about the _ght, and about you and Nadine." "You're the _rst person I've heard of that's turned Nadine down." "Something's in the air." "Everything seems to be in motion." "I've started doing things I've never done before." "Think about Car." "She's going to have a baby and no one knows who the father is." "Want to hear a secret?" "It's my brother." "Really?" "Listen." "Raindrops." "Hello, is anyone home?" "Do they know?" "Did he tell them?" "Come on." "Mom, there's something I have to tell you." "This isn't appropriate at all." "Why are you doing this to us, today, bringing her here?" "You should talkto her." "Why?" "Because she's carrying OK's baby." "Just like he is Reidar's baby." "The scandal, mom, is that you are going to be a grandmother." "Go get your father, please." "Come." "So you knew all along, about Reidar and... you knew about ..." "Not always." "Not everything." "We can't have it this quiet." "That'sjust wrong." "Maybe we should start talking to each other?" "Can you hear that?" "It isn't quiet." "Can you hear OK when he used to sit in this chair?" "Sharp as a razor, Viktor." "Sharp as a razor." "Poor Car how will she manag_ after this?" "Reidar, I guess." "He'll be a great grandfather." "He needs someone to take care of, right?" "He'd enjoy that." "Want to go back inside?" "No, I don't think so." "Not yet." "Let's stay here and listen for a while." "You out walking your dog, or what?" "Here you go." "No way_ For me?" "Are you serious?" "Aren't you going to be the goalie?" "Take over?" "Only you can wear the hockeyjacket." "You have to be the new goalie." "That was a cool thing to say." "I was looking for you down by the boats." "I just wanted to give Little Jonas something." "How are things going?" "Really." "Sometimes you have to forget about "really,"   and just remember the good things." "_ike when OK, as goalie, scored the winning goal." "Or the night Arnor, Roger and I became blood brothers." "Or now, because right now things are looking pretty good." "Subtitles:" "Nick Norris"