"[grunting]" "[screaming]" "You say you make me someone to love." "You trick Bizarro." "Now you die." "Oh, no, no, one more chance, please." "No more chance." "[choking]" "Superboy." "Glad to see me, Luthor?" "It's a mixed blessing." "You're right." "Luthor trick me." "Me kill him." "No!" "Lex, let's get out of here." "Are you crazy?" "I gotta see this." "Look, if Bizarro wins, you're gonna get killed." "If Superboy wins, we're going back to jail." "Now let's go." " Maybe they'll kill each other." "Bizarro, listen." "I need your help." "Why you not let me kill Luthor?" "He want to kill you." "Because I'm not a murderer like he is." "And neither are you." "All me want to be is happy." "It's not fair." "My plan was perfect, flawless, except for a little" "That's easy enough to fix, but why did Bizarro Darla fall for me instead of him?" "I did." "I guess you're just an irresistible kind of guy." "You are just so..." "Wait a minute." "That's it." "[laughs] That's it!" "What?" "What did I say?" "All I have to do is create is a Bizarro bride out of someone who loves Superboy." "Come on, babe, we're back in business." "Genius." "The man's a genius." "Sun Tower Building." "You think you saw" "We'll get right on it." "Just as soon as we check out 50 other places" "Bizarro's supposed to be." "[telephone rings]" "Hello, Bureau." "Uh-huh." "He did what to you?" " [taps on glass]" " Kid, what do you" "I was just collating some files." "Don't you ever pay attention to me, Kent?" " Sir." " Take the day off," "I said yesterday and here you are." "To tell you the truth, I was just a little" "You and the whole city, but there's nothing you" "I'm beginning to think you might be right." "Any word on Luthor, sir?" "Luthor?" "What's he got to do with this?" "He's got the duplicator." "Luthor?" "How would you know that?" "I keep my ears open." "If Luthor's got that machine, there's no telling what" "A rather bizarre incident early today has left district and his family homeless." "Police say O'Dell accepted of unusual white flowers, started to leave for work" " burst into flames..." " It's like a feeding" "Eyewitnesses saw a white delivery van in the area" "I got what I could." "Look at this." "Now authorities say this is not an isolated" "In the past few hours, there have been several seemingly random incidents of exploding white flowers." " Bizarro duplicates." " Looks that way." "Just like the birds." "Investigators ask anyone with information or any of these incidents..." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Lex Luthor here." "So sorry for the interruption, but I thought you might like for all of these lovely floral arrangements." "The bad news is these are just the first of many" "Observe if you please." "With this nifty little device," "I can duplicate absolutely anything, flowers, birds, why even a child's baby doll." "It drinks." "It wets." "It cries." "It blinks its eyes." "It..." " [explosion]" " Whoa!" "...is not at all what it appears to be." "It's a combustible simulation." "And here's the really scary part." "Tonight at midnight, I'm going to aim my at a communications satellite right into the homes of all you late night TV viewers." "At last, a long lost twin to call my very own, for a while at least." "And then..." "[imitates explosion] [laughs]" "But I'm a reasonable guy." "And I'm perfectly willing to call this whole thing off just as soon as Superboy surrenders to me, if he can find me." "[laughs]" "So there you have it, Superboy." "Your life in exchange for all those hundreds of thousands of lives out there in TV land." "You decide." "[Luthor] Better hurry, Superboy." "[imitates explosion]" "Lex, but you're talking on..." "Ahh, but was it live or was it Memor-Lex?" "[laughs]" "I'm not taking any chances." "Why would Luthor want Superboy to find him?" "He'll take him straight to prison." "Not with all that Kryptonite around." "Well, look, we probably better get back." "They're gonna need all the help they can get" "Sure." "What about Lana?" "Maybe I should wait for her." "Don't wait too long." "Make yourself comfy, my dear." "We'll be ready for you in a moment." "For what?" "Once again, you're the key to" "Lex, if you think you can blackmail Superboy..." "No, no, no." "This has nothing" "This is all about what makes the world go 'round." "Get her ready." "You're a hard man to find, Bizarro." "What do you want?" "I need your help." "Kryptonite doesn't affect you." "Why I help you?" "Why I help anyone?" "Look, I know what you're going through." "You not know." "Yes, I do." "Don't you think I have wishing I were normal?" "But I'm not." "We're not." "Why you saying we the same?" "Because we are." "No one else can understand what it's like when you and you watch them cringe because they're afraid you'll crush it." "Me not stupid." "Me see difference." "That why people hate Bizarro?" "That why Bizarro hate them?" "No, we have a gift, both of us." "And we have to use it to help them, even if they don't understand us." "All me want is love." "Don't you think I want it, too?" "But the truth is neither one of us but we can't just walk away." "Bizarro can." "Go, leave me alone." "Luthor!" "Everything's ready." "Just a matter of..." "Bizarro, welcome." "Bizarro kill you now." "Whoa, wait, wait, wait." "You're gonna kill the only man who can make your dreams come true?" "You try to trick Bizarro again." "But if you kill me, you'll never know." "You don't want to take that chance." "Trust me." "It's seems something or someone, I wonder who, has moved the satellite." "Gosh, I never would have expected that." "[laughs]" "Don't you ever even think about using a door?" "It's midnight." "I'm here." "So you are." "Very prompt and very brave, considering you know I got the Kryptonite." "Gee, I wish I could admire that." "This time, however, I'm opting for a certain irony in having you meet your end at the hands of a friend." "Bizarro." "[wincing]" "I know just how you feel." "I hate family reunions." "You tell me, Luthor is bad man." "He is." "But he make Bizarro happy." "No explosion thanks to the miracle of Bizarro Kryptonite." " Superboy." " Lana." "Where do you think you're going?" "Bizarro, no." "He's trying to trick you again." "No tricks." "This is payment in full." "One everlasting mate made-to-order" "Now it's time for you to fulfill your half" "Bizarro, don't do it." "I'm sorry, but me make deal." "Bizarro, stop." "You're not a killer." "Kill him." "Lana am right." "If you're a killer like Luthor, me no love you." "What do I have to get for this guy, Squeaky Fromme?" "Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Wait a minute." "Bizarro, baby, what do you think" "We had a deal!" "Even if me can't keep her, me want her to love Bizarro." " Contingency plan." " Right." "Go get 'em, guys." "They're smoking." "Didn't you treat him with the Bizarro Kryptonite?" "No, I thought you were supposed to do that." "Bizarro am sorry." "Luthor confuse me." "I know." "Lex?" "He didn't come out." "I can't say for sure." "Where's evil man?" "Luthor do one good thing." "He make Bizarro happy at last." "[music playing]"