"Will you marry me?" "What?" "Don't you want to?" "I don't know." "I mean, I can't say right now." "Are you sure?" "Yes... aren't we?" "It's just that, Jorge you can't do that out of the blue!" "You're right." "I don't know what I was..." "I..." "Carry on reading." "I will, this book's a best-seller." "It's really good." "I know, once you've started you can't stop." "How about the mall on Saturday?" "I asked Miguel for the car." "You could think over the marriage thing." "OK, we could eat there and spend the afternoon in the shopping center." "FOOTBALL DAYS" "When I started therapy here I felt a bit strange." "This has completely changed me." "Now I feel I am a completely new man and that..." "Well, I've evolved." "Right, M Carmen?" "And I feel I can face anything." "I control my impulses, and..." "Can I go to the ward?" "I am talking." "I am talking, M Carmen." "I'm about to get the shakes." "I said I'm talking." "Breathe Antonio." "You were doing so well." "Come on, breathe." "Can you see the light?" "That's it." "Can you see the light?" "Tough shit!" "M Carmen, this ruins the therapy." "OK." "Yeah." "Sorry." "Don't turn the pages so quickly." "I'm getting cold." "Ramón..." "I'm pregnant." "Welcome to the "Oasis of Pleasure."" "Plunge into the world of wild sex and lust, with..." "Meatball, lunch is ready!" "Study subject six, I know it's going to come up." "No, for sure." "Talk to you later." "Coming, mum!" "I'm starving." "Be there in a minute!" "Look!" "That's me." "In my early days." "Did I tell you?" "Next month I'm doing a movie!" "Don't groan so loudly." "No, Pablo!" "I want the Figo T-shirt!" "I want the Figo T-shirt!" "Hurry up, I've got to go and get your uncle." "Great, so I'm the witch and you're Father Christmas." "No T-shirt, OK?" "No, sweetie, it's not..." "Don't call me sweetie!" "And stop staring at everyone's tits!" "Dad was staring at her tits!" "No I wasn't!" "We have a moral obligation with Antonio." "Otherwise..." "We have to be there for him." "There he is!" "Hey!" "Antonio!" "Jesus." "How's it going?" "Are you out of your head?" "Move, he'll kill the guy!" "I apologize." "Please forgive me." "It was my fault." ""You talking to me?"" ""You talking to me?"" "Wow!" "Yes sir!" "It gets better each time." "I was nervous." "He even screwed the blonde in the commercials with him!" "No need for such detail." "Well yeah, I did screw her." "And he got a part in a movie." "Change the subject." "What movie is that?" "Well it's about..." "Antonio," "we've got a job for you." "I've made some arrangements." "You're coming on a bit heavy!" "Jorge, I told you I didn't want to talk about it like this." "It's a serious subject." "Look..." "I've got my own project." "Your own project?" "Yes, my own project." "I'm going to study psychology." "Psychology's an interesting science." "Very interesting and very necessary." "Look, you have to understand that people suffer a lot and they need help." "And since I'm a good listener..." "I'll make a great psychologist because that's what they do." "And give advice." "You'll have to hold down a job." "I know, Jorge." "The thing is I'm not going to study like a seven-year degree thing." "I'm going to go it alone." "I'll do a correspondence course and a few sessions on the side." "I don't need that university shit." "It's just one easy exam." "University's crap." "You know why I failed?" "I was fucking his wife the whole time!" "What was that about my sister?" "Let's order some prawns." "Evaristo!" "Repeat what you said." "Antonio, please..." "Let it go." "Shut up!" "Look me in the eye and repeat what you said about my sister!" "You talking to me?" "You talking to me?" "It's the same old joke." "Patricia is a bit of a slut." "But Violeta's different." "How are things between you?" "Watch what you say about my wife." "We'll say whatever we fucking like about her." "We've all fucked her." "Him, him, him and all of us." "She only kissed Gonzalo, and she was drunk." "I touched her tits under the bra." "You said it was over the bra." "I got nipple contact." "There you are." "Why do I bother?" "Shit, I haven't half missed you all." "Let's have a family photo." "That's it." "And another..." "You'll use up all the film." "I don't know." "Oh, Antonio!" "Pablito!" "Come here, I've got a present for you." "So what should I do?" "Well just say no." "But I love him." "Jorge's a pain." "Always getting the shits." "He was your boyfriend." "Don't remind me." "Be smart, find yourself a handsome, fun boyfriend." "I have a great time with Jorge." "And he's very handsome." "He is not." "Yes, he is." "He's got nice hair." "But look at those legs and that fat belly." "It's a shame." "Miguel's certainly ugly." "Look at him." "He looks retarded taking pictures of trees." "Ugly, boring and completely retarded, but Jorge..." "Well I love him." "How could you?" "I love him!" "How come you're so pale?" "I'm not!" "Are you eating alright?" "Just drop it!" "Shit!" "OK..." "There's this guy at work" "and he's asked me out a few times." "Have you fucked him?" "No!" "So?" "Well, he gave me a kiss, but no tongues." "No tongues?" "Are you 13 years old or have you gone completely stupid?" "Mum, look what Antonio's given me!" "As clumsy as his father." "Shit, Patricia, that's your son." "Keep an eye on the rice for me." "That smells good!" "I hope it's crispy on the bottom how I like it." "It does smell good." "Miguel knows his paella." "No, I meant because you were in charge." "Violeta, since we're talking I wanted to bring up the other day..." "Getting married and all that." "Oh, right." "Have you given it any thought?" "Well, I have thought a bit about it, but not much." "My dad always knows what to do..." "Please, not your dad." "Don't give me that look." "My dad makes two lists:" "one with advantages, the other with disadvantages." "And he chooses the best solution." "I think the right thing is to get married." "We have to start thinking about..." "I'm not tying to pressure you." "That smells great." "Violeta, Jorge said we're going to be a real family soon?" "Then maybe you'll start thinking about having kids..." "This is to defend yourself, OK?" "How about it?" "Wouldn't you like a cousin?" "Uncle Antonio says Real Madrid fans are pussies." "What?" "Don't teach the boy swearwords." "Real Madrid fans are machos." "Reel off Madrid's line-up for your aunt and uncle." "Casillas, Salgado," "Hierro..." "What are you doing?" "Antonio..." "So I can buy something for the boys." "You'll break parole." "Give it back." "The tall one..." "Antonio!" "OK, OK, sorry, sorry." "Who was the tall one again?" "Daddy!" "What are you doing?" "It fell." "You were stealing my purse!" "You were stealing my purse!" "I haven't stolen a thing!" "What's wrong with you?" "Think you're clever?" "Tell him to take it easy." "I'm easy!" "Calm down, sir, I'm a policeman." "Hands off." "Hands off." "That's it." "The man is a policeman." "That's it." "Everyone to their homes." "Solari, Raúl and Morientes." "You a cop?" "I'll shove your truncheon up your ass!" "Let's try to enjoy the day." "Hands off, eh?" "I'll roast that kid of yours." "Why you little jerk!" "Hey!" "Antonio!" "Violeta!" "Stop it!" "I'll kill you, bitch!" "Violeta, stop!" "Violeta!" "Violeta!" "First you gave him a knife, then you fight with a stranger?" "Are you a good influence?" "You've got to look for..." "Yeah, I've started already." "I've bought a book." "I'm studying." "You bought it?" "Yeah, smartass, I did." "I'm going to study." "Yeah, to be an engineer." "Working is the best way to lead a normal life." "I'm going to study psychology." "How many times must I repeat it?" "And Miguel, a Swiss army knife is not a weapon." "It's a useful object." "It's even got a corkscrew and a thing to clean your ears." "Antonio." "Careful with those ears, though." "We spoke with Gonzalo's dad and he's prepared to let you drive his taxi." "How about it?" "It's good money, not like it used to be." "Do anything, for god's sake." "For once in your life." "I said I'm going to study!" "That's the last time you raise your voice to me." "Tomorrow you'll talk to Gonzalo's dad and start work immediately." "You can't stay with Jorge and Violeta forever." "He can stay as long as he likes." "I don't want to be a taxi-driver." "I want to be a psychologist." "But that won't happen overnight." "You can't just snap your fingers and be a psychologist." "Antonio..." "At 32 it's too late to choose." "Surprise!" "What's this?" "What do you think?" "Our baby." "Look." "That little thing is its femur." "Its femur?" "Looks more like a bird dropping to me." "Oh, stupid, don't say that." "We'll finally be a family." "You know what that means, Ramón?" "Are you sure?" "You know how many times we've had sex in the last two months?" "Of course I'm sure." "Look!" "Shall we paint now or wait and see if it's a boy or girl?" "I can't decide between a public or private nursery." "Three times in two months." "One, two, three." "Three times in two months." "Well look how lucky we've been." "To think that people spend years tying and we hit the bull the first time round." "Don't worry, I told my dad to give you a rise so we can..." "Don't bring him into this!" "I'll have to work even more." "No, it's not about him." "You should spend more time with us." "Everything will be better when the baby comes along." "Even... sex." "What?" "I read that you can do it even when you're pregnant." "Look, if you like, I'll have some gin and we can go at it." "It does my head in, but..." "You do my head in, Carla." "I do your head in?" "You mix your dad with the baby, with the gin... it's no good." "I can't do it." "OK, darling, without the gin." "3, 4, testing." "Taxi work's not easy, you know." "Going hungry's harder." "Have you ever eaten rats in the Sahara?" "I have." "You young people have had it too easy." "That's true, but not Antonio." "He's a worker, aren't you?" "I'm not scared of a little work." "Give me a week." "He's got a great memory." "Yeah?" "Unbelievable." "Not like you." "Nice taxi, eh?" "He even failed his driving test." "I was unlucky." "Eight times?" "I always get the same examiner." "He hates me." "Tomás, your taxi has no window divider." "That's for pussies." "I agree." "The thing about being a taxi-driver is the contact with customers and the window divider..." "You've got the taxi in your blood." "You remind me of myself when I started." "But listen, taxis aren't what they were." "All the "emigration" and those darkies..." "Hey, watch it!" "I know who you are!" "Antonio, come back over here." "Don't you worry, Tomás." "As long as I drive this cab, all passengers must be clean and pay up front." "Well said." "So it's a deal?" "It's a deal." "Hello?" "It's Violeta." "I'm going for a drink with Cristina and Antonia." "I know, you told me." "What a drag." "I really don't feel like it." "I'll just have one drink and come home." "Maybe two or three." "Don't wait up, OK?" "How's your stomach?" "OK I guess." "Listen, I may be here all night... studying a report." "Private conversations?" "No, no." "It's..." "Good night." "Good night, Mr. Ramírez." "I'll stay here." "Violeta." "Listen, set aside 10 euros and take a taxi home." "Goodbye." "Violeta?" "You look beautiful." "Instead of booking a restaurant, I took the liberty of preparing a little picnic." "I wanted to talk to you in a quiet place." "Can we stop at a gas station?" "No, we're almost there." "And I wanted to show you" "I'm not just another businessman, obsessed with making money." "I have other interests." "Art, poetry, a child's smile..." "In short an all-rounder." "I'd describe myself... as a love warrior, a stupid romantic who thinks it's the small gestures that count." "Are you coming, Violeta?" "Do you mind if I read you my poem?" "I can see you enjoy silence too." "It's called "Violeta."" ""Your name is a flower." "Your eyes are sweet honey." "Fine silk your body..." "As I sit alone, you are right beside me." "Those veiled silences, behind your lips in flower." "In flower... like your name." "Violeta."" "What's wrong?" "Nothing, it's nothing." "Sometimes my eye goes, but it's only a minute." "I wear a brace." "And also I'm complicated." "I mean, I'm actually normal." "But initially, I'm complicated." "And I only wear my brace at home, but I was nervous and forgot to take it off." "I don't care about the brace." "Nor do I care about your eye." "Nobody's ever written me a poem." ""No eating, no hair combing"?" "Only pigs comb their hair." "Not pigs." "You mean gypsies." "Not again." "A gypsy saved my life in prison, so watch your mouth." "You've got to show you mean business, Antonio." "Yesterday I almost smashed this kid's head in..." "What's your fucking problem?" "Want me to smash your head in?" "Never touch kids, Ramón!" "You've got to discipline kids by talking to them." "Ramón, are you alright?" "Shit, if you've got a problem I'm the one to talk to." "I'm fine, Antonio." "But I've had it with your psychology crap." "It's not me." "People are in a bad way." "Like just now these two kids got in the car with their GT's and "ha ha" this and "ha ha" that..." "I had to beat their asses and leave them on the highway." "Because I used to be..." "but respect, man, respect..." "You should never lose respect." "Never." "And now I'm out on the town with you lot, eh, Gonzalo?" "Enjoying a bit of conversation." "Tell us a story." "Well I was in an elevator the other day with this girl and she was..." "Wow, she was tasty." "Gonzalo, you're not getting much sex." "One year without it." "Since the ugly one." "Jorge told me." "Not a year, 6 or 9 months." "And she wasn't that ugly." "Gonzalo, look, I'm taking you down the park." "You'd be surprised what they'll do for a couple of bills." "Coming?" "You bet I am." "I've got toothache." "Are you going to fuck with your teeth?" "It'll be ready in two days." "Here." "As usual." "I'll pay you now." "No, next time." "No, I'll pay you now." "Look, 2.50." "There it is." "Well fuck me, it's the Monday misery." "The shirt again?" "You'll make us rich." "It's just that..." "I'm having you on." "Bingo." "So, today is Monday..." "Tuesday, Wednesday..." "Wednesday then." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "To be a good pedestrian, first look around." "You'll be a superstar and you'll never get run down." "If you see a red light, don't cross, don't you dare..." "You'll end up in a wheelchair." "You want to give up patrolling to sing that in schools?" "Last year 52 children were run over in the district." "And modestly considering myself a songwriter," "I think..." "Please, Miguel." "Go back to work." "I feel so old..." "In all modesty" "I have written a more lively" ""rap" version." "It goes something like this:" "To be a good pedestrian, first look around." "You'll be a superstar..." "A superstar..." "So, so old." "You son of a bitch." "Jorge." "Did you see that?" "Jorge." "What?" "Have you considered therapy?" "What?" "Therapy, Jorge." "I'm worried about you." "In fact, I'm worried about all of you." "Have you seen Miguel?" "What about him?" "What do you mean?" "Can't you see he's stooping?" "And you know why?" "He's got Patricia's foot on the back of his neck and he can't get up." "Miguel's married, steady job, he's fine." "Watch the soccer." "And Ramón and Gonzalo." "They're fine." "We went whore-hunting the other day." "Whore-hunting?" "No, Antonio." "Don't go crazy." "Concentrate on the taxi." "On a normal life." "Not hookers." "But you said Gonzalo hadn't been laid for a year." "So?" "You know what that nerd is doing lately?" "He jerks off to toll-free information numbers." "Toll-free?" "Yeah, because he says the voices have a porno ring to them." "Gonzalo needs to do some serious studying and get his fucking degree and a job." "Hello." "Hi." "Where did you go?" "For a drink with the girls." "I'm having a shower." "Next time call." "We were worried." "A shower at this hour?" "Yes, what's the big deal?" "In Europe everyone showers at night and I feel like it." "Well take a shower then." "Go ahead." "And don't go whore-hunting." "I'm asking you nicely." "There are diseases..." "I did it for their own good." "Save your money." "Asshole!" "Jorge, listen..." "What?" "Your dad is bald, right?" "Yeah, always has been." "OK." "When you watch a match, what goes through your mind?" "Nothing." "I just watch, if I'm allowed." "When you watch the match you're thinking that the ball is your father's head and you have to kick it." "Antonio, don't start getting weird on me." "No, no, no." "I'm perfectly fine." "It's you I'm worried about." "And the rest of them." "The thing is..." "You want to hear a secret?" "Tomorrow I'm going to ask your sister Violeta to marry me." "Wow!" "I've bought her a ring, cost me a fortune." "That's great!" "This place is really expensive." "Don't worry." "This month we haven't eaten out." "Only one trip to the cinema... so we still have two left." "I also wanted to see you because lately I've noticed you're a bit" "cold with me." "Cold?" "No." "Yeah, ice cold, but it's not your fault." "In fact," "I wanted to explain the dinner." "Sometimes..." "I mean, in life... my father..." "there's a point... when a man has to live his life." "I've got to go to the toilet." "False alarm." "I was explaining that there's a point in life" "when a man has to take a series of steps, and I know the other day I was abrupt... but I want to do things right." "I've got it all planned." "Life... consists of... moments..." "Would you shut up!" "Here." "It fell." "Violeta." "Shit!" "Will you marry me?" "Don't you like it?" "What do you say?" "It's lovely." "I mean about getting married." "I don't know if that's possible, Jorge." "It's so sudden and it's a bad time right now." "We've been living together for two years and going together for eight." "It's time for marriage." "I know, Jorge, but I can't marry you now." "I'm in love" "No..." "I think so, love is never really straight forward, but..." "Oh Jorge, there are just times in a woman's life that it's not on." "Right?" "My love has been taken away by the waves like a fish that is sinking into the abyss..." "I'm really busy." "Helping a friend to move." "Come on Jorge, big man." "Jorge, you're falling..." "Down for the count." "What's wrong, Jorge?" "Leave me alone for a moment." "Don't be a pussy." "Just a moment." "Up you go." "OK then." "I'm fine." "Cheer up, Jorge." "I'll look after you." "We'll be fine in the house." "In your grandma's shit-hole?" "It's retro, man." "I'm sorry, but I'm in pain..." "Shit, it's the trophy we won in that soccer tournament, remember?" "We are the champions..." "The only time I ever won anything." "I'm going to sort out the removal van." "Listen guys, Jorge is in a bad state." "He needs help." "Don't worry, I've got a plan." "We'll sign up for a 7-aside local soccer tournament." "Why would we play soccer now, Antonio?" "I'm very busy these days preparing my part for the movie." "What sort of creatures are you?" "Jorge needs to win something." "I'll do it." "I'll be goalie." "How about swimming?" "An all-round sport." "Yeah, or fucking water-polo!" "Water-polo chicks have great asses." "Or a bit of both." "Soccer and water-polo." "You can't swim, fatso." "Will you concentrate for once in your lives and think about other people?" "We're going to play soccer until we win." "Even if it takes three years." "Charly, when was the last time you cleaned the bath?" "October." "October." "I'll have to sit by him." "Jorge, take a seat." "We've something to tell you." "We joined a soccer league." "Like the one we won, remember?" "Do you want to play soccer, Antonio?" "Do I want to?" "Do I want to?" "But we're only six." "I know, I've got it covered." "I'll call a friend." "A born star." "Where's the phone?" "In the bathroom." "We're going to be big, real big." "Antonio." "Be careful." "It must stink in there." "No, it's not funny." "I know you don't want to, neither do I." "But we have to." "Antonio is not well." "We have to help him." "A bit of soccer will be good for him, because he has too much free time." "So from tomorrow we start training... with enthusiasm." "All the way." "That's it." "I can't run anymore." "We only started four minutes ago." "This is the best thing we've ever done, eh, Jorge?" "We've got to keep going." "Antonio, I'm dizzy." "Let's take it easy." "We can't take it easy, can we?" "No, you can't take it easy." "Ramón, stop smoking!" "Dad, Mum says to stop fucking around for lunch!" "Pablito, tell your mum to wait!" "We're training!" "I'm coming darling." "Dad, what's "fucking around"?" "What daddy does with that guitar." "Lunchtime!" "Isn't 134 quite a high pulse-rate?" "That's nothing." "My chest hurts." "What's the name of our team?" "Something funny like "the Munich Munchkins"" "or "Jus Godup" or "Bitta Tapwater."" "Miguel, you're in a sad way." "I'm starting to see white dots." "I'm shivering and my chest is thumping." "Go to the hospital, Gonzalo." "It really hurts." "Now listen for one second." "I've thought of a name, but it has to be a special name." "A winning name." ""Brazil."" ""Brazil."" "I like it." "Sounds good." ""Bitta Tapwater" is better." ""Brazil."" "My chest is thumping." "And my vision is all blurry." "Gonzalo, lunch is ready." "Coming, Mum!" "We haven't finished." "Gonzalo, fuck it, Antonio's saying..." "I'm sick of all this running around." "No, Ramón, please." "Same time tomorrow." "Charly, we're training!" "Carlos!" "Charly!" "Well, do we keep going?" "We most certainly do." "Miguel, come right now or you'll eat in the kitchen!" "Right." "Pay no attention." "I've got to go, Antonio." "Shit, she's got you performing like a monkey." "You're on a chain." "I'm sorry, Jorge." "This is it." "Well... maybe..." "Shall we carry on or maybe...?" "I said I wouldn't let you down." "I'll do three more laps with you." "Three?" "Seven." "Six." "Six laps?" "Seven, seven." "If we go the other way we won't get dizzy." "Go on then." "Here we go." "This'll do us good." "You're looking good." "Looking good, Antonio." "Not again!" "I told you it's alright." "You can wear your brace." "There, that's it." "Violeta?" "Hi!" "We're watching a great movie." "What the fuck..." "Who's this?" "Daniel?" "Yes." "You're Antonio." "Pleased to meet you." "I've heard so much." "What are you playing, dressing up?" "No, this is something that..." "Sit down." "Yes." "Go on, sit." "Well I don't know much about you at all." "So let's have a little chat the three of us." "Just a little while." "OK." "Do you have parents?" "Carlos, fuck it, place it here!" "Pass the fucking ball!" "Look, like this." "Like this." "Shit!" "Jorge, why did you get in the way?" "You're not with it." "I'm OK." "Why were you in the way?" "Why?" "Got an itch?" "You too?" "When?" "The hooker." "We caught something." "What?" "I don't know." "Syphilis, a chancre, gonorrhea, VD or something." "Antonio, we caught something from the hooker." "Does your cock itch?" "My cock is my business." "Concentrate on the game." "We're here to win." "Jorge, we went to a hooker." "I know." "This is a complete mess." "We should all be..." "A man is made to work, pay his mortgage and look after his family." "That's life." "Not hookers." "Gonzalo needs hookers." "It's an experience for him." "Don't mess things up." "Don't mess what up?" "Come on, let's see." "Did you use a condom?" "Of course we did." "Little warts..." "Typical glocozoma." "Get a brush and put some anti-septic on your dick." "I have some." "Gonzalo, put your prick away." "To think you paid for sex." "Maybe you should try it." "My sex life is completely normal." "Don't tell Carla about it." "Carla won't find out." "She's stuck at home pregnant." "Carla's pregnant?" "And you with a rotten dick." "What if you infected the kid?" "You're having a kid?" "Congratulations." "You need to decide:" "public or private nursery." "Children's schooling is a real trauma, but you have to..." "Get off my back." "I'm going to stay on your back." "The first five years of a child's life will shape its personality." "I'll be watching you." "Just a bit, my balls hurt." "It's not fair." "You screw around your whole life and nothing happens." "I see a hooker once and I'm screwed." "I told you to use a good condom." "You can't sell your cock short." "Is that a bite?" "Can't you see I'm going to die?" "I'm diseased!" "This whole area's fucked up!" "Please!" "Please!" "This is Serafín, our seventh man." "This is Miguel, Ramón, Charly, Jorge and Gonzalo." "Hello." "Pleased to meet you." "Welcome." "You're the actor, right?" "Well don't act up to me, OK?" "And no looking at her." "Not you or anyone." "Let it be clear from the start." "This is the sort of company I keep." "Sit down, baby." "I'll just put this down." "Now let's play properly!" "Antonio, who is he?" "He's a gentleman." "A magician." "I'll give you a call, OK." "Bye." "Look out!" "Oh fuck it!" "Fucking hell!" "Gonzalo, what are you?" "A statue?" "It was unstoppable." "No, it wasn't." "Yeah, but it was a strike." "A strike?" "There are no strikes when you're 30." "It's my fault." "I'm really bad, and I got a cramp." "No, they're bad." "You're a cripple." "We need a one-two." "A strike!" "And you left me alone." "Either defend or..." "Gonzalo, don't cry, man." "Don't cry on me." "Miguel, look down the wing." "Well pass it to me." "Pass it on." "We can catch them up!" "She's very attractive your friend." "Attractive?" "Her pussy looks like a cat stretched out." "Now listen, please." "Listen up!" "What we need to do is visualize our victory." "If we don't do that, this is a load of shit, the biggest shit ever!" "I'm visualizing on the wing, but no one passes to me." "You saw, didn't you?" "Don't look at her." "I'll end your career with one call." "You don't know who I am." "You'll never work in cinema again." "Whenever I fucking feel like it." "It wasn't like that..." "I'll smash your head in." "OK, I get it." "Don't worry, Antonio." "He'll see." "Serafín, I'm sorry." "No, don't you suffer." "You and I are above all this." "Come on, "Brazil"!" "Jorge!" "Come on, let's go!" "Hello?" "Well fuck me, it's a producer." "Come on, pass it!" "What's that asshole doing?" "Show him my video-book." "Go on, shoot." "Let's see what you've got!" "Damn it, you were alone again!" "We can't play without T-shirts." "The fuck with it." "I'm not letting a bunch of kids beat me!" "Boys, the ball." "They're not boys." "They're grown men." "I can see the light." "I can see the light." "Bye, baldy!" "Son of a bitch." "No respect, no values..." "Fuck you!" "What are you doing here?" "Nothing, it's my coffee break." "How's the whole baby thing going?" "We're fucking delighted." "Sure." "I'll tell that slag mother of yours what a son of a bitch you are!" "Fuck you, faggot!" "You're at an important time of your life." "You've got to be there and centered." "Spare me the psycho crap." "No more Dr. Antonio." "I'm not like Antonio." "That light thing and the weird stuff..." "Your friend's a pussy!" "He means you." "They're just kids." "They don't know." "If you've got any problems just let me know, OK?" "Martin!" "Take your feet off the seat or I'll rip your fucking head off!" "Ramón, you piece of shit." "Baldy, baldy prick." "Your mother is a slag." "Your father is a fag..." "I'm off." "I heard the president of the FIFA last night..." "It's not looking good." "We'll give them a beating." "No, when it gets to the match..." "See you, Ramón." "Baldy, baldy prick." "Your mother is a slag." "Your father is a fag..." "Ramón, you piece of shit." "Macarena." "Hello." "When did you get out?" "Not long ago." "Are you alright?" "I'm working as a cab-driver now." "They've put me in charge." "Yeah, Toñi told me." "Everything OK?" "Yes." "You'd given up smoking." "This is a load of shit." "Do you like driving the cab?" "Yes." "And I'm studying psychology." "I've missed you loads." "Me too." "Do you want a ride?" "I won't charge you the fare." "Yes or no?" "Yes." "Hop in." "Do you like it?" "I don't know." "Well it comes with a surprise." "Stop pushing me about, Carla." "I'm reading." "Aren't you going to open it?" "Well, I'll open it then." "A weekend trip to Paris!" "You've always wanted to go there." "What money?" "My father gave it to me." "He's over the moon with his first grandchild." "By the way, he says definitely a private nursery." "Don't talk to him about our stuff." "I'm fed up of telling you." "Well are you pleased about the trip?" "I can't go that weekend." "I've got a match." "Well I'll change it..." "I'm tying to read." "There's just no way." "Honey." "Do you think I have talent?" "No." "Say what you want, Antonio, but don't bring up my father's relationship with me as a child." "It gives me the shivers what you're doing." "Goodbye." "Jorge, Jorge, Jorge." "Another 15 cock-ups that'll cost me half a grand?" "You think I want to lose half a grand?" "No, but I revised it..." "No, no, no." "Not just once." "Shut up." "Shut up, Jorgito, I'm talking." "Have you seen my car parked outside?" "You like it, don't you?" "Yes, I do." "The insurance costs me half a grand." "Will you pay it?" "Well?" "What are you looking at?" "You're not going to pay it?" "Well, I'm not going to pay out half a grand because of you." "And I won't fire you because that would cost too much." "You're stuck here forever." "And if you try to fuck me up again," "I'll crush you into the ground." "I'll be your shadow." "Jorge!" "Lend me 5 euros." "5 euros?" "But pay me back." "I've only ten left." "Too bad for you." "How's your belly?" "Fine." "Where are you going?" "To the dry cleaner's to see the blondie!" "You mean to wash them..." "Yeah, obviously." "But I wash and clean at home..." "You can't, you're exhausted!" "They're clean, they smell of softener." "Come on, let's go home." "You're right." "Come on then." "What are you doing?" "That's it." "Give me the pants!" "Give me the pants!" "You're not looking good." "I wash and iron, I told you." "I'll make you an egg soup!" "I hate egg soup!" "Jorge, please!" "Hello, gorgeous." "Hello, handsome." "Hi." "I've brought these pants." "Half of them." "But what have you done, boy?" "You're crazy." "Half a pair of pants." "Here's the other half!" "Thanks, man." "What a surprise, today's not Monday." "It's not?" "Well, in that case..." "So I've got no clothes to pick up?" "No." "OK then, you're on your way." "What's wrong?" "You look ill." "No, nothing." "We're in a hurry, aren't we?" "We've got to hurry because we're in a hurry." "I was in a hurry because I wanted to ask you for dinner." "Son of a bitch." "It's been pissing me off all day." "When are we going to dinner?" "Tonight?" "Wait a minute." "This isn't a good place." "The table's wet." "Let's try the kitchen." "There's a table... in there." "Make sure you feed that cute little ass..." "What does your job involve?" "My job?" "It's hard to explain." "It involves cleaning clothes, which include a shirt of yours once a week." "That's because I like to go to work looking smart." "I don't think anyone could ever criticize my appearance." "I'm inflexible about that, joking apart." "Only your shirt?" "No, everything." "My job involves numbers, I mean, I work with paper." "The lower half of my body is completely covered up." "I hang up my jacket every morning, so it all comes down to my shirt." "Jorge, you're really cute." "In my job I have an intermediary function but with prospects of promotion." "I think I have a positive image in the company and anytime now I could get moved up." "Do you feel at ease?" "Very much." "Management really trusts in me and that's important." "Kiss me." "Any promotion prospects at the dry cleaner's?" "Jorge, do you like me?" "Don't worry." "When I worked at the brewery I built up some strong arms." "What a great night!" "Yesterday I'd never have believed I'd be having such fun tonight." "Right, Jorge?" "Sometimes I feel like going to the station and getting on a train... to anywhere..." "Idiot!" "What's the matter?" "What's all the train shit?" "I don't know." "Big mistake, Jorge." "Don't you like her?" "It's not that." "We'll swap." "No, no." "The spunky one turns me on." "Yours isn't bad either." "That's it." "Put the plate down." "Orgy." "How about a few shots?" "No." "Shall we dance?" "I don't know how to dance." "Look." "Like that, like that." "I can't, I'm sorry." "I have to get up early tomorrow." "OK then, I'll be going." "Going?" "What do you mean?" "The night is young." "Jorge, did you tell her about my movie?" "No." "Shall we play the shots game?" "What game's that?" "Are you staying?" "Yeah, I think I'll fuck this one." "Jorge, you should know I really like you." "And therapy?" "It'd do them some good." "I haven't stopped going on about it, but they don't understand." "So what happens?" "I have to look out for each fucking one of them and right now it's too much crap." "It's a bad time." "I'm just getting started with the taxi..." "There's lots of little things to think about:" "picking up a fare, "bim," the numbers." "Whenever someone waves, "bam"... pulling up to the sidewalk..." "That's really nice." "You've got the taxi in your blood." "I've learnt the Bible by heart." "In a week?" "I've got the outskirts left." "That's what surprises me about you." "You're really sharp." "What I wanted to talk to you about is this." "They have to start winning at soccer." "Do you get me?" "If they see themselves winning..." "A goal, another goal... that will encourage them in their lives and help them see the light." "Let me tell you something." "I've said it a thousand times." "Life is complicated." "Although it seems simple, the going's not always easy." "I know." "For them to get their heads round something like this..." "Four months." "Each." "Why do you think my sister left Jorge?" "For that exact reason." "He doesn't get it and he's a bit..." "A bit..." "Dull." "Yeah, sort of murky." "Yeah, like a bit blurry, like something... yeah." "Well you'll have to help me out." "I'm here whenever you need me." "Because it's all five of them." "And heavy problems, because in my book their kind of problems aren't even in there." "So will you help me or what?" "Will I help you, Antonio?" "Antonio, if you say it's daytime, for me it's daytime." "Friends in need are friends indeed." "OK." "Alright." "Here goes." "Here's to you and your balls." "Let's see, you studs." "We've got a surprise for you." "New T-shirts and shorts." "The complete kit." "We needed a better "equipament."" "Brazil!" "Shit..." "But we're "Bitta Tapwater."" "Good on you, Antonio." "Now there's no stopping us." "Remember the tactics I showed you." "With this dick..." "They'll burn them with a blowlamp and scorch our dicks to cinder." "Even if it's burnt you can..." "No way." "Month and half without getting laid." "Carla would go on heat." "And careful jacking off!" "Don't get distracted:" "think tactics." "Study while you can, Gonzalo." "No, no." "You do it." "You should have tried sandpaper." "On our dicks?" "And anywhere else." "Sorry, I had to bring the baby." "Patricia had plans." "To hell with kids." "By the way..." "No, fuck by the way." "Careful, eh?" "You don't know me." "I'll break your..." "Here." "Four's your lucky number." "With new T-shirts we've got to perform, OK?" "Who's come to see uncle Antonio?" "You want a T-shirt?" "We don't have one for you, you're too little." "Can we jerk off with a rubber?" "There's less friction..." "Fuck your jerking off and your frictions." "What's wrong, Jorge?" "Are you OK?" "Listen, remember Antonio's tactics everybody, come on." "OK, you owe us 30.50 each for the T-shirts." "Wasn't it 30?" "Brazil!" "Pass it!" "It's the wind, man." "Good, that's it!" "Good job." "I got it!" "What are you doing?" "I didn't realize." "You didn't realize?" "I'll kick your ass." "You're not well!" "It was my fault." "You're messing it up for everyone." "Touch the ball again and I'll break your legs and your mother's too." "I know where you live." "Fatso." "What?" "Antonio for god's sake..." "Antonio, are you OK?" "This is a load of shit." "This is not working." "They're messing up my fucking therapy." "Listen, Antonio, you and I are going to have to relax a bit." "Do you see how sad that is?" "It's pathetic." "We should carry on." "We can still come 7th." "7th out of ten!" "At least we wouldn't be last." "Stop talking shit." "I'm not sure either." "The problem is..." "That's fine." "You just give up and be losers for the rest of your fucking lives." "Sit down, Antonio." "Where are you going?" "We're making progress." "He's right." "Don't be like Clemente." "What matters is playing well." "And we play well." "Like Brazil." "Gonzalo, this dick thing is affecting your brain." "Shit!" "The baby!" "We left the baby on the pitch!" "Fucking hell!" "Antonio, no!" "OK, OK, stop." "Let's get the kid!" "Over there!" "There, there." "It's OK." "Fucking hell, Miguel." "There, there, there." "Don't let that happen again." "You know how traumatic it is for him?" "I should abandon you somewhere and see how you feel." "Unbelievable." "Some father." "It's OK, shit." "Shit, Miguel, are you out of your head?" "All set." "They found him." "Sleeping like an angel, he was." "We can all sit down now." "Who would take such an ugly thing?" "That's just bad luck." "Well that's great." "Bye now." "My movie's put back because they can't find a pig." "What do you mean a pig?" "A trained piglet has a part in the movie." "They can't find a pig in Spain?" "Now it's the pig." "Six months ago the Catalonian model who couldn't do a Russian accent." "Do you know how big the problem is?" "Spanish cinema is at a standstill." "TV networks don't buy movies." "Have you done a pooh-pooh?" "Who's producing it?" "Jorge, help me out." ""Poliedro Productions."" "I worked with them, but they weren't professional enough for me." "But I might be able to help that shitty career of yours." "Shitty?" "What are you talking about?" "The girl from the dry cleaner's called me." "And?" "I told her I had things to do..." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Miguel..." "What?" "He needs... it's..." "This is what doctors call a micro-penis." "Hello, sorry I'm late." "Violeta's boyfriend goes cross-eyed whenever they shag." "Only in one eye." "It's executive stress." "Stress?" "And what's wrong with you?" "Ramón." "What about him?" "He doesn't want... and it's probably my fault because I know so little... not because I'm pregnant." "You can hardly tell." "Not at all." "Just touching Ramón is enough." "He's always horny." "You're so sensitive." "You're the big expert." "What should I do?" "I don't know." "Handcuff him, or mop the house in underwear..." "Are you retarded?" "Clean the house in her underwear?" "They love that." "I don't know why, but porno-maids get them going." "Don't even think about it." "She wouldn't suggest it if it didn't work." "That explains your success story." "What?" "One's got the shits and the other's cross-eyed." "You haven't got a fucking clue about love." "Shit, Patricia, it's only the one eye." "He puts the glasses on and everything's fine." "With time..." "The only thing that happens with time is things get worse." "If I have to dress up," "I'll fucking well dress up, but what as?" "Don't ask me." "As a teacher, as a nurse..." "Look, it's dumbo." "What do you want now?" "I'm busy." "What?" "Miguel." "Antonio, don't worry." "It could happen to anyone." "All kids look alike." "You retard, I'll kill you!" "I didn't mean to." "You didn't mean to?" "It was a mistake." "It wasn't on purpose." "If he doesn't turn up, I'll kill you all!" "Let's not worry, the kid can't have gone far." "Make another joke, asshole." "Retard." "Idiot." "Don't worry, we'll find him." "García, any news?" "Nothing yet." "Well, go and fucking look." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Fine, what about you?" "Fine." "You haven't picked up your stuff." "No, I thought I'd do it this weekend." "No, I don't mind..." "I'll come by." "Really, Jorge, it's OK." "lf it's in the way..." "Miguel." "You see?" "There he is." "They're identical." "Sorry, I was really worried." "Sure you don't mind?" "I can sleep in the living room." "No, not with your bad back." "Come on, get in." "Cover yourself up." "Sure you don't want any dinner?" "No, thanks." "I'm not hungry." "This room is Carlos' grandma's room, isn't it?" "You mean the smell?" "Yeah, leftovers, animals..." "I clean it every day, I swear." "But it's hard to get rid of." "The mattress..." "Pablito's got a parrot." "Miguel, please, don't be sad." "We're fine." "Please." "I don't know." "Underneath I was expecting this." "The baby thing was a mistake, but it was no big deal." "It's just that..." "I can do nothing right." "Patricia has never loved me." "Of course she loves you." "Why else marry you?" "Because she was pregnant." "You sleep with the radio on?" "Yeah, lately." "Shall I turn it off?" "No, I like it." "Shall we turn off the light?" "Good night." "Sheep." "What?" "The smell." "It smells of sick sheep." "Could be." "Life is tiring." "Hello." "What are you doing?" "A bit of cleaning." "You clean stark naked?" "What?" "Don't you like it?" "Shall I give you a dusting?" "Dusting?" "Dusting..." "Did you think of me?" "Heaps." "And you of me?" "Loads." "What did you think?" "That I loved you." "Same as me." "I also thought of other things." "Me too." "You might change when you're a psychologist." "I'll bore you." "I didn't even finish my training." "That'll never happen." "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me." "I'm really sorry about everything." "I wish I could go like that and rub it all out." "Now..." "Now with the cab" "I'm making 7,000 pesetas a day, and... with your wage it adds up to quite a lot, doesn't it?" "Do you want to marry me?" "Yes?" "I'm getting married." "I'm marrying Macarena." "Antonio!" "You had me worried!" "That's it, Antonio." "No to crazy things, yes to marriage." "Have you thought it through?" "Sure he has!" "And his decision is sacred." "When's the wedding?" "Next month." "On the 22nd." "That soon?" "Sera got me in on the parish lists." "I'm impulsive with these things." "I'm a kamikaze." "What matters is getting married." "With the taxi and this you're on the right road." "But Jorge, please, forget about my sister." "Don't start Antonio." "No, don't you start." "Miguel, I hope you'll sing a song at the wedding." "But one you like." "Not that pedestrian song." "But I can't..." "Bárbara?" "Dinner?" "Tell her to bring a friend." "I can't." "I can't because..." "Yes, he's going, that's right." "I said no!" "Eleven?" "What are you doing?" "Lorena too..." "OK." "Goodbye." "I'm not going." "I'm not..." "Give me the phone." "Carlos, what are you doing?" "What happened about the movie?" "Did you find a pig?" "No, no such luck." "Come on." "You see?" "Loads of them." "That one looks like my father-in-law!" "Check their faces." "Pick the smartest one." "How can we tell?" "Shall we test its IQ?" "Look for the gleam in its eyes." "Eyes on the pigs please." "This is going to sort Charly out." "Look at that shrewd little one." "Does this pay well?" "Sure." "Leave it to me, you'll have a fairy-tale wedding." "Look at the pigs." "OK." "Let's see." "Look." "I like that one." "Which one?" "With the red mark." "I'll get him." "He looks retarded." "Give him a chance!" "His eyes are close together." "He looks sick." "Leave him there." "Leave him there." "Please come here a moment." "Don't get lost now for god's sake." "I don't trust Ramón." "I didn't want him here." "We need him here in case there's trouble." "He needs our help." "His father-in-law always does everything for him." "Will your cousin know how to train them?" "He has a way with animals." "You remember the pony..." "There." "The one that looks like my father-in-law." "This one's definitely got an idiotic face on it." "That one, that one." "That one!" "He's a cripple for god's sake." "Is the pig going to dance?" "What's going on there?" "Run!" "This fucker weighs a ton!" "Run, Antonio!" "Antonio!" "Come on!" "Let's go, move it!" "Here!" "Start the car, man!" "Start the car!" "Here he comes!" "Sit down, Manolito." "Look." "He was about to sit down there." "The little bastard understands everything." "He's being a rebel." "Listen, Julián." "The pig has to do things, it has to..." "What's that?" "The billygoat, it's got to do somersaults..." "That's nothing." "He'll end up reading." "Clever little son of a bitch." "OK Julián." "Have you ever done this?" "A dog, I had to..." "one crazy dog." "A dog isn't a swine for god's sake!" "Keep going, Ramón." "I've been wanting to punch your face in for two weeks now." "Come on, cut the punches." "Take it easy." "Sera, this is important." "There's a lot of dough involved." "I'm getting married, he's having a kid and there's Carlos' movie." "Are you doubting me?" "No, I'm not." "This is Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente." "He has a gift." "A gift." "Didn't you see that sad look on the pig's face in the car?" "Look at him now." "He's laughing, the bastard." "Funny little fucker." "He'll be the piglet version of Lassie." "What the..." "I'm not going." "We can have a quiet night and read a bit..." "Make another tortilla." "I'm not going." "It's easy for you Carlos, I haven't dated in 9 years." "With onion?" "Stop making omelettes." "Jorge, you are going." "You're tense." "And what's best for tension?" "Sex." "Sex." "Jorge, let's go over it again." "You're having dinner in a restaurant." "Don't let her see you want to screw her, or you never will." ""I don't want to..." "No baby..." "Not now..."" "You ask for wine and make her drink." "What do I say meanwhile?" "Make her drink." "After dinner." "And then?" "A café, something interesting." "What do I say?" "It's obvious." "Make her drink." "Miguel, what do I do?" "After the café take her to a bar and make her drink." "Mistake." "Mistake." "Let her drink, but not too much." "Because then what happens?" "We've got a plan." "You'll bring her here to show her your drawings." "I don't draw." "That's it, I can't go." "No matter." "You can hypnotize her with my guitar." "Yeah!" "None of that romantic stuff, Charly." "I'm not going, relax!" "What are you doing?" "What's that?" "What's that?" "A hand, a hand." "What does your hand do?" "Jerk you off." "My drawings." "You'll show her my drawings." "I do some painting." "Will that work?" "You'll see tomorrow when he wakes up with his balls drained." "Of course it works." "The stranger the lie the less people believe you." "Lie with style." "You'll fuck her, Jorge." "I am horny..." "What about the drawing bit?" "Shut up." "You're going to fuck her." "I'll dress you up, comb your hair and you'll fuck her." "Repeat after me:" ""I'm going to fuck her."" ""I'm going to fuck her." You're going to fuck her." "You're going to fuck her..." "Fuck... fuck..." "Are you OK?" "Great, wonderful." "I feel just fine, just fine." "Please, have some wine." "I thought that after dinner we could go to a café." "A nearby café." "Did you know I like to draw?" "They, they..." "I'm mixing one thing with another." "More wine?" "I mean," "I've always had this love of snatching up a piece of paper and with four strokes creating a face... a forest, birds in flight..." "So the thing is," "I've got a portfolio at home that you might like to have a peek at." "You might like that." "Don't you like drawing?" "Have some wine." "Charly, she doesn't like drawing." "I'm going." "Don't you come here." "What?" "What?" "Cinema." "You must like movies because everyone does." "The thing is I've got a Dolby system at home," "DVD with Dolby." "It's hard to explain right now, but it's like having it behind you, on both sides, in front..." "So in space movies it's as if the spacecraft is..." "and horses in cavalry movies..." "Jorge, shut up." "You've been talking crap all night." "Let's see, I'm a woman, can you see that?" "With a pair of tits, which are practically invisible to you." "And you are a man with your bits." "Well that's it, let's have fun, play around." "Jorge, I have no idea why, but you get me really horny." "I want to fuck you." "Do you want to fuck me?" "Well no..." "Yes." "Please say it." "I can't take it any more, you're doing my head in:" ""Yes, I want to fuck you."" "Drink!" "Again!" "Jorge," "I want wild sex with you." "I want wild sex with you." "Well done." "Drink." "Wait." "What?" "Already?" "No, no." "I don't want him to do acrobatics or somersaults, or even sit down, just when you call him..." "Boom, he comes." "Don't worry, he will." "He got the pony in town to do cartwheels." "Here." "Thanks." "He tripped him!" "Gonzalo!" "Gonzalo!" "Gonzalo!" "The money." "The money or I'll kill you!" "I'll rip off your moustache, you asshole!" "This is what gets to me." "Relax, I got it back." "Manolito, "come here."" "I speak English to him." "In Spanish, speak to him in Spanish." "Animal psychology is to be applied in English." "Psychology my foot." "Go Brazil!" "It has a cold, septic side." "A vertical tendency that represents man's angst and his desire to reach higher..." "If we cover this area..." "Miguel, this is a load of shit." "All of it." "No, the first one who gets near you... in the ass." "What are you doing?" "Please!" "Please!" "Hey, what is it?" "He's useless." "Kill the pig." "Look, he went right to him!" "No he didn't!" "Seven more." "You must have some problem worth mentioning." "Just let it out." ""Dear professor:" "I am writing to ask you kindly and for your own good to make sure your student" "Gonzalo Pascual graduates." "If you don't, we will be obliged to take certain measures that could be unpleasant for your family."" "What matters most." "Exactly, what matters most." ""We know where you live and where your kids go to school." "Yours sincerely, anonymous." "P.S." "Make it a B. "" "B" "Jorge, please, relax." "Every time I look up he's staring at me, his eyes are burning into me." "I'm convinced he wants me to work with my nose on the desk." "But any day now I'm going to stand up to him and say:" ""Look, asshole." "You can take the job and shove it up your ass."" "What are you going to say?" ""Shove the job..." "I can't take any more."" "Of what?" "Of life." "Shall I order the tiramisu?" "Jorge, let's go." "Yeah, forget dessert." "Let's leave Madrid." "In the holidays?" "No, now." "But where?" "Who cares?" "Where ever." "Far away." "For how long?" "It doesn't matter." "But Bárbara, I have a job." "At 6:15" "my alarm clock goes off..." "Fuck your job." "Let's go." "No crazy stuff please." "I've got a job, responsibilities." "My friend Antonio's wedding Saturday..." "And the last league match." "Don't confuse me." "OK, we'll do this:" "Saturday when you finish I'll pick you up, we catch a train, any train, and we're off." "Jorge, I've thought it through." "I'm fed up with the dry cleaner's and the neighborhood." "I'm leaving." "I'd like it if you came with me." "You know what I'm going to do now?" "Don't write on that." "I feel like it." "SUCK YOU OFF" "No, Bárbara, no." "It turns me on." "No." "No." "Come out from under there." "Come on." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Very well." "I'm having dinner here alone." "There's a glass for everyone these days." "Yeah, these modern restaurants..." "Jorge, Daniel." "Jorge." "What a situation!" "My ossobucco's coming up..." "Isn't the wedding a surprise?" "Wedding?" "Yes." "Antonio's wedding!" "Unbelievable." "Well, we'll go and sit down." "Here or..." "No, there." "We've got a table." "Fine, no problem." "Nice to meet you." "Hey, man..." "That ossobucco!" "Eat up, eat up..." "Great guy Jorge." "Is he always like that?" "This place has great" "Farfalli." "Let's go." "Excuse me?" "Let's go." "What about the Farfalli?" "Screw the Farfalli." "Fucking Farfalli!" "I'll do the talking." "There's cash to be made." "Charly doesn't know about this?" "Nothing." "He'll be so happy when he sees we've sorted it all out." "Take it easy, champ." "You'll be a star." "Sit down, Manolito." "OK, that's enough." "Let him rest." "I've got to get some studying done." "My exam's tomorrow." "No problem." "You need to study." "You know how it goes:" ""Work hard, play hard." You'll have A's coming out of your ears." "Good afternoon." "Afternoon." "I think there's been a mistake." "No mistake." "I assure you there's nothing like Manolito." "You should see him on film." "You've been misinformed." "We don't need a pig." "There's no movie." "Wait." "No movie with Carlos Liaño?" "Never heard of him." "What?" "Carlos Liaño." "Really, I've never heard of him." "He tricked us." "Wait, are you sure?" "Absolutely." "Don't joke around, OK?" "We only make industrial videos here." "Industrial videos?" "What the fuck!" "Antonio, he lied to us." "I'll kick the shit out of the pig..." "Gentlemen, quiet please." "Cunning son of a bitch." "Carlos is one hell of an actor." "Acting all this time..." "Don't delude yourself, a good kick in the balls and it's over." "Who gets kicked in the balls?" "Shall I punch your head in?" "Will I ever get through to you?" "Could you do a test on the pig anyway?" "I told you we don't need any pigs." "Sit down, Manolito, sit down." "Well, remember it's his first job experience." "But even big stars go through that." "Like Francis the Donkey." "There are the most popular." "The quality is exceptional." "Yeah, but I want white napkins and tablecloths." "White, traditional wedding white." "Bring me white ones, please." "Antonio does everything wrong." "This is no way to prepare a wedding." "They'll be just fine." "Nobody is just fine." "He's going to leave me." "I do what I can, but..." "Well good." "Since Miguel left I'm in heaven." "Now Miguel had something in his favor, he didn't go cross-eyed." "He still does that, right?" "Yes, but I..." "I think I'm going to leave Daniel." "Heard anything about Jorge?" "Yeah, he's retarded." "Forget about Jorge and Mr. Cross-eyed." "This green is disgusting." "What if I set up a trio?" "It would work, wouldn't it?" "Please, Carla, drop it." "Why not just forget it?" "Because I love him." "I don't know why, but I love him." "Please." "What's up with you now?" "Well, I saw Jorge the other day in a restaurant with a girl and she was... sucking his..." "How terrible, how terrible..." "So what?" "So what?" "Jorge initially wasn't like that." "He was different..." "I think I've made a mistake." "Maybe getting married wasn't such a bad idea." "Sometimes I could just do with a swig of gin." "This isn't on the course." "What do you mean, not on the course?" "This isn't right." "It wasn't in my book." "I'm sorry I can't help you." "Who wrote these questions?" "Tell whoever wrote these questions to come here." "If you continue I'll call security." "I won't budge until you tell me who wrote the questions." "I'm going to talk to the person who wrote this." "I'm going to his office." "RUN OFF WITH BARBARA ADVANTAGES" " DISADVANTAGES" "Dad!" "Hey, tiger!" "How's it going Antoñito?" "How are you doing, man?" "Hey!" "Watch the suit." "I'm fucking nervous." "It's the most important day of your life." "You've got the rings, haven't you?" "I'd forget my heart before the rings." "I hope this is quick." "We have a match..." "Forget soccer, we haven't won a match yet and we might be late." "Don't give me that attitude now." "We have time." "We're going to win today." "What's that?" "Nothing." "The invitation list?" "No, nothing." "Is there prawn cocktail at the banquet?" "No seafood, too expensive." "Mixed fry-up." "Good, that's more filling." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Please." "Ask me for a minute and I'll give you my watch." "Here, take it." "And chin up, you've passed for god's sake." "Is that the tie your mother gave you?" "What's wrong with Antonio?" "Shit, she's coming." "Here she comes." "It's her." "Come on, come on." "Come on, everyone inside." "Jorge!" "Please!" "Please!" "Let me by, I've got to be in there." "Come on Brazil, we'll be late!" "Good-looking, wasn't I?" "Like an angel." "Come on, chin up!" "You're the best." "This is a load of shit, Serafín." "What shall we do?" "Listen, what shall we do?" "What then?" "Hey, cousin!" "Got my sandwich!" "What then?" "Hang on, hang on." "Where's the ref?" "He had to go." "What do you mean, had to go?" "He had to run." "Personal affair." "His mum's ill." "If they protest, give them a card." "These punks are always complaining." "Come on!" "Show them you mean business." "OK, let's go." "Very strange." "Yes, he is." "Over here, Ramón!" "Penalty!" "Blow your whistle!" "Penalty!" "What the hell is that?" "Damnit, he took a dive!" "Who did?" "Goal!" "Let's go!" "You blow a foul against me?" "Your cousin?" "Change it or go back to your village!" "Village?" "I'm from Mortalaz." "Shut up, asshole!" "I was wrong!" "I take it back!" "He made a mistake!" "Back off!" "Goal!" "Charly, over here!" "Shoot!" "Goal!" "Goal!" "He's not throwing it in right." "Foul." "I haven't thrown it yet!" "You were going to, I saw you." "Shut up or you get a warning!" "Antonio, here goes." "Do it!" "Here we go!" "How can you call a penalty?" "I'll shoot!" "No, not you!" "I'll shoot it so fuck you!" "Why's he so angry with me?" "What have I done?" "Hold on, let me talk to him." "Jorge, what's up?" "I'm shooting it!" "OK, OK." "But please..." "One second, referee." "Please... try to..." "Just a minute, ref, just a minute." "This is a moment of massive importance in your life, in mine and everyone's." "Keep out of this for god's sake." "Look at the ball and think, you've got to picture it." "Your father's head." "Antonio, leave my father alone!" "Leave my father out of it!" "Just drop it!" "Careful the sun's behind him, there's a glare." "Imagine your father talking to you." "Goal!" "Jorge!" "It's a goal." "End the match." "There's a minute left." "Do it!" "Three strong whistles." "Time!" "We've won!" "Hit the showers everyone." "See the gleam in his eyes?" "What it means to win?" "Jorge, Jorge!" "Fucking unbelievable." "Superstar!" "This'll raise your spirits, you'll see." "You're a genius." "You've got a gift of psychology." "I don't know about that..." "I'm telling you..." "Sera..." "What is it?" "I want to talk to you..." "I've been thinking..." "I have a personal project." "Have you realized how people need therapy but don't have the time?" "I have a solution." "What?" "Taxi-therapy." "Taxi-therapy?" "You give them therapy..." "on the road." "Taxi-therapy." "You are... you are..." "I can see it, I'm seeing it." "This could be global." "I want to do it right, Serafín." "I'll need a bit of money to invest in some nice leather seats and a music system with weird music..." "You got it." "I'll give you 2,000 euros to begin with." "Whatever you get is yours." "But please, try and sort out a driving licence." "Yeah, sure." "I'll pick you up at nine." "At the door." "Fuck the job, fuck soccer." "Not here..." "That belly of yours..." "What about your movie?" "How's the sexy groom?" "Here you go, you deserve it." "The movie's going ahead, but I'm not doing it." "Problems with the pig." "They cut my part out." "You know what I'm doing now?" ""Off-stage."" "You're one hell of an actor, Carlos." "A fucking star." "To hell with producers." "How was your exam?" "It went very well." "But I think I'm giving it up." "Psychology's not so much about studying, it's having a gift." "Otherwise you reach a point where you don't see people, you just see books." "No don't think so much, Antonio." "What a beautiful couple, magical, so "genuwine," so sudden." "My hairs are on end." "Thanks for the suit, cousin." "No problem." "You look great." "I've got a girl begging for it." "You know what weddings are like." "Where's Manolito?" "At home." "He's looking great." "What a funny guy." "Great party!" "You've got some nerve." "I knew what you were up to." "You could see right through me!" "Serafín." "Yeah?" "Does it hurt?" "Like hell, but who cares?" "Have you got a moment?" "Course, shoot." "No, but in private." "Sure." "Well, since I've graduated I'm at a bit of a loose end." "I thought, seeing you've got so many companies, maybe I could work with you, or for you." "Because I know a lot about law." "You can trust me, Serafín." "Well Gonzalo, that's something I've been thinking about for a while." "You won't be my lawyer, you'll be my right-hand man." "I used to push pills at weekends in Valencia." "In Puzzle, Barbacoa, Baraca..." "And now that..." "I've given that up, can I be your friend?" "What?" "OK." "Play soccer with you, go for picnics, to theme parks, go to the beach, maybe go mountain-climbing, motorbike riding... and... and... and... and... and hang out... and to discos with girls... and..." "Will you dance with me?" "Not now, my knee's swollen up like that." "You want a separation, don't you?" "You don't love me and you don't want to have a child with me." "We could have been so happy, like a normal family:" "dad, mum..." "But you don't love me, you don't love us." "We haven't even decided if the nursery should be public or private." "Answer me please:" "do you want a separation?" "Private." "The private nursery." "Miguel, I'm going to see a lawyer." "A lawyer?" "But you can come and see the kids whenever you like." "Okay?" "Right." "Well..." "I'm going to sing a song I composed." "I've composed it." "No, Miguel, don't sing." "Don't make a fool of yourself and of me..." "That's enough." "I'm going to sing." "I'm going to sing." "That's enough!" "Let me do something for once in my life." "I love you a lot, but you wear me out." "Hi." "Hi." "Aren't you going to ask me to dance?" "I'm clumsy, but if you want..." "...to marry you." "What?" "I want to marry you." "Have babies with you, buy a house..." "Well, maybe a dance." "We were too late." "Hello, I'm Miguel Pichoto and I'd like to sing a song I composed especially for my friends and for the newlyweds." "It goes something like this:" "One, two, three." "What is the question, I know the answer..." "Tell me if I've found the doorway..." "I want to marry you, Jorge." "The Daniel thing was a mistake." "I was scared of marriage." "But I'm not any more." "You mind if we sit down a minute?" "And now what?" "And now what?" "And now what?" "And now what?" "It's the right thing to do." "I don't know." "I should be going." "My uncle said housing prices are low." "With my wage and yours..." "Our families would help us." "I've got to go." "I've got to go." "I'm sorry." "This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." "That guy's got talent." "He's really something." "And now what?" "And now what?" "And now what?" "And now what?" "Jorge." "You left your stomach medicine." "Thanks." "Well, I'm going in." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Are you OK?" "You're a great singer, Miguel." "Thank you." "Look, Violeta, my platonic girlfriend." "You have more songs, don't you?" "One more, but..." "Great." "Well, you give me 2,000 euros now and I'll make you a star in no time." "I've even got a lawyer." "2,000 euros?" "I don't know..." "I'll probably have to pay out three times as much." "But don't thank me." "We'll both make a killing." "When I get a hunch, the bell rings." "And this'll be one hell of a bell." "Violeta." "What's wrong?" "Aren't you going?" "Maybe I rushed into things saying we should get married, but... since my uncle said it was a good time to buy... and if we ask for a loan we could buy ourselves a car..." "We could look in Valdebernardo." "I heard it's cheap." "And not too far away." "No." "Up Elipa!" "Come on, Jorge, we've fucking won." "Next year we're signing up again." "Come on, let's see everyone dancing." "Change partners!" "I can see the light..."