"Your highness..." "Why are you mad?" "Queen Mother, you first" "Your highness, Dragon Fighter Lo Han has stolen the peaches from my peach tree and fed them to Nui Long's (a cowherder) cow" "Not only that, he also... conspired with the Magpie to build a bridge for the cowherd  Spinster Maid's rendezvous; it's too much" "I mean, they already have over a dozen kids" "All along I've handled" "Lovers' relationships in the mortal world" "Who would have thought he'd mess it up such that the Emperor woo a whore and a princess has to elope with a beggar?" "I reprimanded him gently but he cooked and ate my Heavenly Dog" "Who are you?" "God No. 2" "Your highness, my eye was also blinded by that bastard" "This is a replacement for the Heavenly Dog" "Law and order must be enforced" "This Dragon Fighter is outrageous" "I hope your highness permits me to beat him up" "God of Fortune you needn't be that angry these are small matters" "He stole my Book of Destiny and messed it up there hasn't been a death in 18 years" "Those undertakers are out of work and there's a centuries-old man" "Your highness, if you don't teach him a lesson" "I'll bring up this up with the 9-Layer Heaven" "Come men, summon Dragon Fighter to the palace" "Yes" "Not so hard" "I'm having an afternoon nap" "Hey, everybody's here" "You're not Dragon Fighter, you're Tiger Fighter" "It's just the same" "Tiger Fighter" "Yes, your highness" "It doesn't concern you." "Why are you here?" "I represent Dragon Fighter to apologise to you all" "You're so loyal, you may have a hand in this too?" "No" "Do you think a fairy could get away with anything?" "Tiger Fighter, you really are a real busybody but you're a loyal friend" "Thanks..." "I think it's okay with just an apology" "What?" "So easy?" "Who are you to interrupt our conversation?" "God of the Hearth, each year-end you seek advantage in the mortal world and if you don't get it you speak ill of those families." "Poke him!" "You just did that, you want to do that again?" "You poke your nose in everybody's business" "Outrageous, you better compensate me for the peach" "Queen Mother, what's the big deal?" "What?" "You must get fed up with peaches" "What?" "You better change to eating bananas" "What?" "Let's have a fight if you're angry" "Oh, don't have your dog bark for you" "Don't think just because he has spots I won't eat him" "I'll eat him all the same; who's next?" "Who's next?" "You will do" "You Moon match-maker, you tie up a mess with your broken old strings" "Take for instance the Butterfly Lovers why not tie them together?" "Now they have to die tragic deaths for love" "What have they done to you to deserve this?" "You're old, you should retire before you make a mess of sexual relationship" "Who knows, you may make wacky matches even... between the same sex or say, men  animals" "Worst of all would be an ant for a elephant" "Poke him" "He's old, spare him" "King of Hades, are you standing up for him?" "Poke him" "Don't start that again, we should be reasonable" "Why is there a woman in the mortal world who bore 16 daughters and was denied a boy?" "Why?" "Consequently she jumped to sea to kill herself" "Even in hell, he accused her of it and flung her into a frying pan" "Is there justice?" "Dragon Fighter..." "Fainting is no use" "The fate of peoples' lives is destined, and you shouldn't mess around with them" "I'm only carrying out orders" "Whose orders?" "Who set them?" "Who says it must be right?" "A saying goes, 'There are other heavens'" "Your highness, if your rules were known by Bodhisattva in the ninth heaven she'll think this is the joke of a moron" "This is out of line" "Your highness, fairies" "Reckon, Dragon Fighter Lo Han is just too rampant" "I think for everybody's advantage may it please you to allow me to spar with him" "What a joke." "Can you beat him?" "I want to fight him one on one" "I'll not show him mercy" "Even if there is a loophole in the laws of the heavens there must be one which condemns you" "Take them to the mortal world one will be a pig, the other a dog and to remain so for 7 lifetimes" "Wait" "What is it?" "Is your word final?" "Yes" "I say you'll be a roach, what do you say?" "Take them down" "Wait" "Greeting to Goddess" "Each one of us has been a fairy for at least eight to twelve thousand years" "Worldly affairs to us are petty and trivial" "The mess Dragon Fighter Lo Han has caused today might be an opportunity" "Why not use it to understand the mortal world?" "To see if humans are really that trivial and petty" "Or they have progressed" "Goddess of Mercy speaks well" "What a relief..." "Goddess" "This lad uses the pretext of righting wrongs to challenge authority" "Stop speaking nonsense, king of Hades" "Matters will be taken care of" "Dragon Fighter, what's your purpose in doing such things?" "I want these fairies to get off their high horses and experience the mortal world" "Humans only live less than a decade and they shouldn't be condemned for a mistake or two" "I believe regardless of how ignorant and dumb they are how worthless and deserving of death they are after all... after all..." "Speak up" "After all..." "Subject to sympathy and love" "Right, Dragon Fighter?" "Yes, that's it" "Let's begin with you going down to the mortal world to experience it" "Do you dare?" "In fact that's what I intend to do" "What proof do you have?" "I've picked 3 people their fates have been sealed one will be a beggar for 9 lives one a prostitute for 9 lives one a villain for 9 lives" "If you could change their destinies you win" "You say our fairies are bad right then, you'll go as an ordinary human being and not be allowed to use magic" "No magic?" "That's right" "Use your sincerity to reform them, influence them" "Okay, I'll not fail you" "Wait for me" "I'll give you 3 days" "Thanks." "But two and a half days will do" "You don't have to listen to me" "If you don't do as I have said today don't hope to return to the Heavens" "Firstly, unless you have the official permit you can't enter the Heaven" "Secondly, you can't take magic powers with you" "Ah Loong, God-speed" "Same to you" "Good brothers" "What else do you have for me?" "You're dead, you can't fight and can't use magic, you're bound to die" "Thanks" "You're welcome" "You won't die" "When you re-incarnate in the mortal world a golden body has been left behind" "Once you combine with it you can preserve your physical body and transmigrate between the mortal and spiritual worlds" "Besides, with it you can return to the Heaven too" "That's great" "This journey will be filled with danger" "I'll present you with a Fan of Wishes which can only be used thrice each day" "Each time a crack will appear after 3 times you'll have to wait till the next day when the crack disappears" "A mere 3 times a day, that's pathetic" "It's better than nothing" "The fan can't change life and death nor manipulate freewill" "It's just a sleight of hand but, ordinary mortals are often mesmerised by what they see" "So it would serve you well" "Thank you" "Be careful and don't falter in evil ways" "I understand" "Goddess does care much about you" "You'll suffer without the fan" "Yes..." "Dragon Fighter" "Did you intentionally kick him down without the fan?" "His heavenly highness decreed it had to be now" "What?" "What are you doing?" "What are doing here?" "Change of shifts" "Good, get this fan to Dragon Fighter with me" "You don't have the approval and you won't have your magical powers in the mortal world" "Humans can't see you" "That's why I let you come with me" "Besides the emperor of the heavens you're the only who can come and go as you please" "No, this is against Heavenly rules" "Just do it once we'll be back soon, let's go" "I'm not going" "You've eaten the Heavenly Dog cooked by Dragon Fighter and you've eaten two peaches of the Queen Mother" "That day while the Ninth Heaven Fairy's both maids were taking a bath, you had peeped" "Stop it..." "Are you a low-life or not?" "You won't yield without threat" "Come back early" "Are you afraid?" "Yes, satisfied?" "(Guo Ching Temple)" "The eighteen Lo Hons are on both sides" "Dragon Fighter and Tiger Fighter are on this side" "For a son...you need to pray to Goddess of Mercy" "Goddess of Mercy help me give birth to a male child" "I hope you'll show your power otherwise I'll be forty next year" "I have been an official for all these years" "I have been very just and have a clear conscience" "I'm not asking too much" "You never make demands for anything why do the heavens destine us be without descendents?" "Master" "Master" "The eighteen Lo Hons are on both sides" "Dragon  Tiger Fighter on this side;" "to ask for a son" "You said just now" "Good bye..." "We haven't prayed to the gods yet" "Pray..." "Dragon Fighter Lo Han" "Master, we want..." "I know, you want a son, right?" "No problem" "Hasn't been a delivery even after 18 months' pregnancy!" "Madam, don't worry" "Master, madam, look" "Where did you pluck it?" "Over there" "Master, why?" "Whenever a noble is born, Ling Tze plant will appear" "From the way things look our future young master must be a man of importance" "The house is now full of mushrooms" "Madam, this child..." "Tell him yourself, he's coming out" "Congratulations, madam has given birth" "Boy or girl?" "It's a boy, congratulations" "Congratulations, master" "Why have we landed here?" "What's this place?" "The main street" "Main street?" "Damn you" "I asked you to take me to Dragon Fighter's birthplace" "Just a few streets further" "The wrong landing!" "Huh!" "Who asked you to rock so much" "Where's the boy?" "I don't know either" "Damn, everyone has a bad stomach after eating at that restaurant" "That's right" "Could I please use your manure pit?" "It's urgent" "We only have two, help yourself" "They run so swiftly" "I can't hold it back much longer" "Dragon Fighter..." "Brother, I waited for ages" "Not my fault" "This bloody Unicorn misled me" "Never mind, take your fan" "I told you to buy two crickets why have you gone for so long?" "I hand-picked the best two of them" "Ah Loong, damn, he can't see me" "He is a mortal now." "To contact him you must re-incarnate and become human" "He's now grown; too late for re-incarnation I guess" "A day in the heavens is ten years on earth but fear not, I'll blow you up" "Blow me up?" "But you'll lose your magic powers and turn into a moron" "Then it'll be no use contacting him" "Come on!" "When the dark clouds cover the moon the surveillance in the heavens is the weakest you could steal back your magical powers then" "Why such a soft voice?" "Nobody will hear us" "Big tummy" "This one will do" "Be nimble" "I'll use this one" "I'm going to re-incarnate" "So comfortable, your turn..." "Coming" "Don't go away, Don't let go even a granny" "What's the matter?" "So comfortable" "Your tummy..." "Damn, I've forgotten the fan, quick..." "Coming..." "So she's giving birth" "Let's help them" "Wife, a boy or a girl?" "It's a fan" "I have given birth to a son" "You've given birth?" "That's great" "Come, wear this girdle quickly" "My son Sau Yuan wore this hen he was a child" "Why is it like this?" "I don't know either" "It would just fit him now" "Come..." "I'll blow you up" "Again" "Done" "Demon..." "Is this some demon or what?" "Nonsense, he's just playing magic tricks with you" "Do you know how to play magic?" "Master, I'll report this to the authority" "What authority?" "I am the authority" "It's better to let him stay" "Look, how cute he is" "He should be a nice baby to take care of" "They might come back in future to take him back" "Kid?" "Beat..." "Who are you?" "Speak" "I don't have milk" "You must know how to play magic, teach me" "Milk..." "Are you playing dumb with me?" "Go and get milk from that lady" "Let's see how long you can pretend" "Milk...no milk" "He's really autistic" "You two are touching my wife" "Your craving isn't satisfied yet" "Go to hell" "Go on, run" "Brother..." "Master, your pay might not be adequate to sustain him" "I would need to get a part-time job" "Isn't there an orphanage near our home?" "I would not do a thing like that" "He's learning a lot of things, and is eating a lot" "I have also taught him a lot" "He'll soon be able to provide for himself" "Look at me" "Call me" "Abalone" "Abalone comes in pieces, call me elder brother" "Call her..." "Younger brother" "Stupid, brother comes in shreds" "Once again" "He's too small to remember" "Uncle" "Now you've said it right" "Clean white white!" "It's affinity, let's just do our best" "You play with him, I need to read some documents" "I'll do some embroidery as well" "Tiger Fighter Lo Han transfigures" "Ah Loong" "Brother, where had you been?" "I don't have much time." "Listen, you're a fairy" "It's just that you don't know it yet because your Heaven's cover is not yet opened" "Remember to poke your head out when there's thunder so that the clap thunder could open the cover" "Then you'll revive your memory" "Who's making all that noise there?" "All that chaos is spoiling my urination" "The bugs fly" "The bugs fly" "What's up?" "Must have wet his pants, let me see" "Fan, fan..." "Go away" "He is hopeless, poor thing" "Fan, fan..." "Not this one" "Doctor, please have a look at him" "Does he have a chance?" "No" "I see, just asking, thanks" "Master" "Wang Da Fu's having trouble at home, they're all here" "Really?" "Quick" "Doctor, also I..." "What are you screaming for?" "You bitch" "What's the matter?" "A stroke" "Watch your mom at home" "What your mother has, I've got also" "Isn't that Hsiao Yu from Yi Sheung brothel?" "That's her" "Doing such an immoral thing in broad daylight" "How shameful!" "Consider yourselves lucky to watch this for free" "What's all the complaining about?" "What do you want?" "Come up if you have guts" "Rest for a while" "Why are we stopping?" "I am in a hurry" "Luckily that's not me." "What a way to die!" "Well, did you want to have a look and compare?" "Who threw me?" "I did" "Lady, be a bit more decent" "What?" "I can't" "I'm waiting here" "Shameless, you'll be struck by thunder" "Come and have fun when you have time" "What I just said came true; good riddance" "Strike her" "Missed by a mile" "Over there, aim accurately, try again" "Dragon Fighter has re-incarnated in the mortal world" "Moron" "Milk" "Tiger Fighter" "Milk" "You've become like this because of helping me" "You're such a loyal friend" "Milk" "What are you doing?" "Let me go" "A prostitute for 9 lives" "You're both women, why fight each other?" "She's a whore" "There are patriotic whores" "Thanks" "I'll return for you soon" "What's your name?" "A name is just another label, call me whatever you like" "Just do as you are told" "Big brother" "They're calling you, let's go" "Milk..." "Go now" "Milk" "Go now" "Milk" "Go now" "Mom...dad..." "Milk" "Milk" "It's here" "Friend, I've waited a long time for you" "Who are you?" "Earth god, I don't blame you" "Your Yuan Shen (spirit) has not returned" "Don't be frightened" "As long as you bring back your gold body it's okay" "Also, your gold body is sought by officials and bandits alike" "Last month many people came for it" "Are you the earth god or an extortioner?" "The gold body is here" "I am the gold body, I'm also..." "It's no use telling me, tell them instead" "You've put the heads in the wrong place" "Really?" "Let's change them first" "What is it?" "Wooden fish" "Fish?" "Is this edible?" "Master, excuse me, please listen" "I don't know you" "Thirteen life cycles ago" "I was a monk in this temple then I became abbot by the eighth life cycle before the golden body passed away" "I ascended the heavens and became a fairy, follow me" "Guess what happened afterwards?" "I became a Dragon Fighter Lo Han which is me" "I have come down to earth this time on a mission as regards what the matter is you need not know" "You are at best a common person" "However considering the time you've spent here you have accumulated some worthiness" "So addressing you as master in front of your students should give due respect to you" "C'mon, go get me some clothes to change" "Master, he is mad" "But I like him as soon as I lay eyes on him" "Bring the clothes" "Yes" "Good child" "You've eaten all of it so quickly?" "There's a bigger one outside" "This is my stuff, you can't eat this" "If you have to, then eat the one behind" "Please be gentle" "Master, give me a name as in the normal procedure" "You are so mad, I'll call you Mad Monk" "Very good" "Help, don't chase me" "Beggar for 9 lives" "Don't" "So scary" "Yuan Pa Tien" "Hide quickly" "Yuan is here, hide in my home, quick" "Earth god" "Villain of 9 lives." "They are all gathered here" "Help" "I told you not to let me see you" "A mere sight of you makes me so mad" "I don't want you to see me either" "Don't come near" "I wanted to avoid you, but I couldn't" "You can hit my head, but not my back" "I'll burn down the temple, see where you can go" "I'll burn you too, you stinking monk" "You dare blow out my fire?" "You..." "Does it hurt?" "I want you to see how it feels to be bullied" "Throw down your sword and become a Buddha" "I won't be mad, I love you" "Be a new person, my child" "Impossible, damn it" "Go back and think deeply about it" "I'll back for you soon" "Don't beg anymore, go home with me" "I don't want to..." "What are you afraid of?" "I don't want to go" "Come on" "Brother..." "Brother..." "Brother..." "Child, why have you become like this?" "I changed my hairstyle." "Not bad, huh?" "Why is the house like this?" "Why mess with a character like Yuan Pa Tien?" "Clean white white!" "Li Sau Yuan, I swear I'll kill your whole family" "Signed:" "Yuan Pa Tien" "Master, he killed all our live stock even rodents and roaches including a pregnant roach, so cruel" "Luckily I went with you to pray to the gods" "He knows my background so soon." "Great!" "Unfortunately I'm not Li Sau Yuan anymore" "His calligraphy is good even the date is written down" "He is so organised" "Look at the mess here yet you're still concerned with such matters" "Master..." "Your dad won't make it" "Natural death is his good fortune" "Let me see, he'll be an emperor in his next life" "Not bad" "Sau Yuan, are you mad, child?" "Right, my new name is Mad Monk" "Heavens, what has our family done wrong?" "Right, if you have done nothing wrong you should die with him" "Madam..." "Quick, give her some musk to smell" "Don't move, they're okay don't fiddle and make it worse" "They're indeed a pair, they even die together they'll continue their romance in the next life" "How admirable!" "Young master, what should we do?" "It's an auspicious affair, get a chicken to celebrate and get a undertaker to give them a lift" "Go...quick..." "Let's go quickly" "You can't go yet you can sleep for a while" "I..." "Fan..." "Good, duckling..." "You two have given birth to so many" "Let me eat one if you don't shake your head when I count to 3 that means you consent" "1, 2, 3" "Duck" "You again" "Outrageous" "Don't come near..." "I asked them already" "You did?" "Did he ask you?" "No" "How could a duck speak?" "What more do you have to say?" "Stop pulling me" "Its mother must have seduced a parrot that's why she could speak" "Yes, her mother must have done that" "Well, that's its business who asked you to meddle in it?" "I tell you we must have self-respect" "If you want to eat them you must get their consent first" "Who would consent to being eaten?" "Damn" "I want to eat you now" "Whoever is willing can come with me" "I adore you" "You can greet me Master" "Master, what can I do for you?" "Just let me know" "It's late, you should sleep" "Master, why do you treat me like a pig?" "Asking me to sleep once you see me" "Ta Chung, your father is here for you" "Damn you, my father has been dead a long time" "See for yourself" "Dad, how are you?" "Ta Chung, are you going to listen to your dad?" "Yes" "Then I advise you in dad's name" "Never go begging again" "I think so too" "I should get a big trough to beg" "Damn you" "I only recall dad reprimanded me then left" "Eat something first" "I was thrown out by the people in this shop before" "So much gold" "Hold them tight" "This way you won't be thrown out" "Sir, please sit" "Stinking monk, get lost" "Please sit, sirs" "Have a seat, I'll get some tea" "Ta Chung, what would you like to eat?" "Chicken tail" "Damn your ass" "You have money and face now you should eat shark's fin" "Alright" "Order then" "I dare not, you do it" "You lack confidence even in this how are you going to be successful?" "Summon your courage" "Give me two days to think about it" "Making fun of me?" "Speak" "A bowl of shark's fin for me please" "Louder, I want everybody to hear" "A bowl of fish shit for me please" "Not shit, fin" "Don't force me" "Don't be silly!" "Why would I do that?" "Just say it and everything will be alright" "Do as I say" "I only want to eat chicken tail" "I insist, say it" "Say a bowl of shark's fin for me please" "A bowl of shark's fin for me please" "You bastard" "Yummy" "Outrageous!" "You bloody kid" "Ta Chung, I don't want to waste anymore of my breath" "Watch me" "This is my real self, Dragon Fighter Lo Han" "Ghost" "A ghost is not like this it's like this" "Have you really fainted?" "Who kicked my mouth?" "Stop playing tricks" "Cover a sheet and hang two sausages on your mouth just to scare a beggar, are you nuts?" "Don't be so angry..." "Somebody will fix him one day" "He's nuts, scaring people like this in broad daylight" "People nowadays aren't frightened of ghosts" "Ta Chung, you see now?" "You're really a fairy?" "The real thing, if you have any wish" "I can fulfill them for you just let me know" "I want you to take me to the heavens" "What a fantastic wish!" "I don't want to be the beggar anymore" "At last I see you have pride" "I want to be a fairy beggar" "There'll be morning orisons tomorrow, let's rest early" "Master, what should we do with the beggar outside?" "Buddha is merciful and the temple is to serve people" "Let him spend the night outside" "Milk..." "C'mon, take the wooden fish otherparaphernaliain" "Milk..." "Fish..." "Kid" "Brother..." "Bearing a piece of BBQ pork is better than having you" "BBQ pork?" "Not me, I stink, I can't be eaten" "Tiger Fighter Lo Han transfigures" "You're taking advantage of me?" "You've made me pee in my pants of fright" "Unicorn, what has happened to you?" "This is my disguise to hide my identity to inform you" "What's up?" "The heavens know you've come down to the mortal world  have sent down plague God, spreading disease everywhere and the scope of catastrophe will be on your head" "You have done much evil here and you'll be demoted 3 grade when you return" "You're sure to die" "Tiger Fighter, are you awake?" "Dragon Fighter, this is not my fault" "Though it might not be your fault you know how it's like with the fools up there" "It matters little one is downgraded but to harm so many lives you're in trouble this time" "That's right" "What rule is that?" "Tell me who ordered to spread the plague" "A high directive" "Damn" "Which department?" "Tell me, I won't say you told me" "The recreation department" "They are responsible for travels" "They are linked to the accounts department" "The accounts department pays salaries" "Right" "That's right" "The damn thing is, accounts theadvertisingdept." "are brothers while the advertising department thewelfaredept." "struggle to have face..." "Don't mind him, I'm going up now" "Be careful and take care" "Go up and apologise to see if there's any remedy" "Take care" "I'm going" "This is most disastrous, do you agree?" "A hundred died in a night" "An evil spirit must be behind this" "Damn beggar, so many poisonous sores" "They'll kill you sooner or later" "It's bigger here" "Poisonous sores..." "I'm finished this time" "Don't worry, they won't kill you" "Dragon Fighter, Monkey King, the Supreme are here" "I know there's a plague here so I negotiated with the heavenly emperor" "He said you should give a 1000 taels of silver so that" "I can perform a mass and get rid of the plague for you but this will shorten ten years of my life" "No more tricks, you're disturbing my sleep" "You..." "What..." "I do this for saving people's lives" "I don't mind even if my life is shortened for ten years" "Don't you understand?" "What?" "It's a big sacrifice" "Just like this?" "My life is at least shortened for ten years" "If you speak again, I'll stick your ass to your mouth" "Only three times a day, you are lucky" "Get someone as a sacrifice" "What kind of person should that be?" "Where to find such a person?" "One to whom life means nothing" "Where to find?" "You can find many at Yi Sheung brothel" "Old whore" "What's this lousy bunch doing here so early?" "Exactly" "Quick.." "Ask them to pick a person" "Hurry..." "What if they won't show up?" "This concerns the safety of the whole city" "They have no choice" "Let's go in together, chief, you go first" "Quickly..." "What's the matter?" "Stop" "What are you doing?" "Master Tin, the plague has killed a lot of people" "What has it to do with my Yi Sheung brothel?" "They wanted to find a couple of girls as sacrifice" "Why don't you ask your mother to go?" "That's right" "Yesterday you told me that you hated your wife" "Let her be the one" "Master Tin, I know it's a hard decision for you" "Why?" "They are all mine" "Their lives are in my hands, isn't it?" "That's right" "The ones who nobody wants, come forward" "I can save some cost, come forward, hurry..." "Hurry, come forward" "No need for so many, one or two will suffice" "Come and form a circle..." "Hurry..." "Form a circle, hurry..." "Done..." "Hunch back lie down" "Good" "Whoever his toe points to, will be the one" "That's not fair" "You... not me" "Take her away" "Go" "Do you remember what you've said to me yesterday?" "I said you charged a high price" "Go..." "You dare create trouble here?" "No...not me" "How should the sacrifice be offered?" "Braise" "It takes a long time then" "Leave the left leg for me" "I'll take a rest" "Clean her up and get changed" "No" "She's so beautiful, it's a pity to have her burnt" "Hurry and find a way to save her" "To help only the beautiful one." "I won't help you then" "Your fan has to wait until dawn for it's powers to return" "Since we have to wait anyway might as well wait till my powers are gone" "You'll understand when I explain it to you" "I don't understand" "Do as I say" "The auspicious time has come" "Wait, may I ask how you know that burning her will stop the plague?" "The heavenly emperor told me in a dream" "Queen Mother told me in a dream to burn your mother" "And if I scolded you three times the two moles on your face would be gone" "Nuts, go away" "It's time, scold him" "I...don't want to" "Damn, damn, damn you" "They're gone" "It works" "Look at his face, he's more potent than a fairy" "Everyone, he has made an agreement with Queen Mother there'll be no more plague, release her quickly" "What if there is a plague after she is released?" "Right..." "What to do?" "I don't know" "Let's do this way" "If the plague still persists after she's burnt to death" "I'll burn you all" "Release her immediately" "How?" "The fire is so fierce" "Bring some water to put it out" "The well nearby is blocked, where can we find water?" "Any kind of water will do" "I've got it" "You're so bold, you don't even flinch" "It's just saliva" "Thank you" "No problem" "Take a rest" "Don't go" "Don't worry, they won't burn you again" "Those lousy men used to be so nice to me when in bed" "Why did they want to burn me?" "That's the reason" "Those men who come to you, treat you like a shit bowl" "They feel comfortable when sitting on it but they are not emotionally tied to it" "I don't get it" "That is to say never be a shit bowl anymore" "Get it?" "I've got it" "What are you doing?" "I want to repay you" "No need, your whorish nature is incorrigible" "You don't have to pay me" "But I do" "Worse than a shit bowl" "What else can you do besides lying down for money?" "How about doing it upside down?" "No way" "Damn, why would I be talking to you about such things" "What I mean is can you change your profession to" "like selling bean curd or somethin'?" "Should I put the stall at the door or beside the bed?" "You..." "Master..." "I got half piece of bean curd" "Smells good, any for me?" "Have it all for yourself" "Don't be like this, nothing left?" "It's a foreign dog, not much taste" "One more mouthful and I'll know" "This dog has bitten two people to death before eating it means I'm honoring its dead spirit" "You're not qualified yet to eat it" "Not really, Master" "I am so very hungry" "Be kind enough to leave me a bone" "Please" "Please, Master, please" "Stop it" "Alright, please..." "Please...." "I know that you haven't swallowed it" "Stop it" "You bastard, what else can you do apart from begging?" "Master" "Master, look" "Coming out" "Come again next time" "Did you take the underpants?" "Yes..." "It's my turn" "Come..." "Hsiao Yu" "How come it's you?" "You aren't listening to me" "You have no self love at all" "I've done as you told me" "You are simply hawking yourself in the street" "How dare you say you are doing as you were told" "That's right, I'm selling tofu" "Really?" "Hurry up, are you doing business or not?" "we agreed we'd do it once for buying tofu from you" "No?" "Give me back the money" "Don't be angry, let's go..." "Thanks for your advice" "My business is good now" "She's changed but in a wrong way" "Ta Chung, follow me" "Master, never call me by my name again when in front of Hsiao Yu or her tofu stall" "Alright?" "What did I call you?" "Beggar Ta Chung" "Is your name Ta Chung?" "Idiot, you've forgotten you're called Chu Ta Seung?" "Stop beating..." "If you want to beat me, go to the back alley others will see us here" "I'll take you to the back alley" "So your pride will emerge in front of Hsiao Yu" "I've got it" "Great" "Who says they have no remedy?" "They all have remedy!" "Listen, fairies above, I'll surely win" "You're bad, you peeping-tom" "No, you are the bad one, I forbid you to say this" "This is what a decent girl should be like" "It doesn't hurt, I know it's a dream why else would I wear such clothing?" "You can" "What is it?" "So ugly" "Look" "Beautiful" "Since a caterpillar can become a butterfly a chicken can also become a phoenix" "I want to be a phoenix, can I?" "A phoenix?" "Lord, you have good foresight" "That monk has done all that you anticipated" "If you need anything, just tell me" "Yi Sheung Brothel" "Call a prostitute?" "Maybe another day" "I have no time" "I can push you, but how dare you push me back?" "Come here" "Don't hit me" "You've gone to the toilet, and you don't need a bath what else do you need to do?" "What has having a prostitute to do with me?" "Hsiao Yu is waiting for her lover upstairs" "Who is it?" "Chu Ta Seung" "Me?" "A good-looking and presentable man" "Ta Chung, you must remember to leave by first watch of the night otherwise, gold may turn into dog shit and the poisonous sores will emerge" "It'd be bad if people are scared to death" "Do you have any familiar lady in mind?" "Hsiao Yu" "She is having her period" "Her period has just ended but she is not taking any client here" "That's okay, she sometimes makes guest appearances" "Follow me" "Hsiao Yu" "Call me Phoenix" "This gentleman" "How about I order some food for you?" "What would you like?" "A plate of chicken tail would be nice" "Did I say something wrong?" "You're an epicure" "What do you do?" "I'm a beggar" "So it's you" "Do you mind?" "Why would I?" "When I see you it's like seeing that guy" "Where's that guy?" "That guy who has asked me to come" "What does that guy want with me?" "That guy asks me here to... buy bean curd (have sex)" "You're so naughty" "You've come in good time, I'll fix you" "With the possession of Shaolin Patriarch Dhama" "In a lamp's time, there's no reason I can't fix you" "Kill him" "Yes" "What happened?" "Patriarch Dhama is really powerful" "Dhama?" "Scared?" "You are deep in sin" "Consider this as doing charity" "I'll take you back to be a monk to do good deeds" "Damn you" "I'll beat you till you come with me" "A cane, is this a joke?" "Don't belittle me" "I'm tired" "See where you can run to?" "Such a moron, so incorrigible" "Do you yield?" "Damn you" "So, that guy is a fairy?" "I thought you knew" "Sorry to have caused you so much effort" "That's okay, my pleasure" "Buy a few more" "For a situation like this two will suffice" "Tell that guy I'll sell soy milk as well tomorrow" "Really?" "Do you think he'll like it salty or sweet?" "Salty" "Add some preserved savory vegetables then" "It's even better with sesame seeds" "Lo Han soy milk" "He likes dog meat" "Dog meat Lo Han soy milk" "Hsiao Yu's unbeatable soy milk" "I've come for a prostitute" "As matters stand I have to fight violence with violence" "Iron Head" "Reconciled to defeat now?" "I only want you to be a monk, not go to hell" "Come with me right now" "You're simply incorrigible" "Forget about being a monk just refrain from killing people, okay?" "Damn, are you a human being or a beast?" "How does it feel?" "Smooth" "I never expected staying up all night to make soy milk could be so joyous" "Give me a break tonight" "Let's compromise" "If you back off and leave Hsiao Yu alone we'll settle our score later" "If I hadn't changed my body, I'd have been killed" "You bastard" "I can't bear with it anymore" "Buddha is merciful" "Ta Chung, it's time" "Is someone selling a dumpling (same sound as Ta Chung)?" "There are dumplings sold everyday, never mind it" "Magic is over!" "Go away" "Oh no, the time is up" "Why am I a beggar again?" "What more do you want?" "You were in fact a beggar" "I have to go" "We're good friends" "Why haven't you come down yet?" "Bastard, have you seen someone with a big beard?" "Yes, he seems to be taking a shit" "Chase him" "Halt" "Little bastard, you look familiar" "Heroes, you're mistaken" "You..." "I warned you not to let me see you" "I get so angry when I do" "You again wanna sponge off?" "No, I have money" "Stop, I beg you, don't beat me" "He's not a sponger, don't beat him" "He's my boyfriend" "You're cheap, you want even one with boils" "Watch me" "Boss, I told you it wasn't me" "You still deny it?" "Maybe it's just likeness" "He is pretending" "I don't have a beard" "Maybe you shaved it off?" "Who could do it so quickly?" "You're siding with a stranger!" "I talk sense" "You've hurt someone" "So what?" "You're determined to have a quarrel with me" "You dare disobey what the boss tells you to do?" "You bully others" "I tell you, I'm at the end of my patience with you" "Don't hit my boss..." "Get lost, all of you" "Get lost" "Stop beating..." "Don't, help" "Sir, please don't" "Let you see something good" "Let her go please, sir" "Hsiao Yu" "Help me" "I'll fight you to death" "Ta Chung" "You scared me to death" "Why didn't you knock?" "Sorry, I got the wrong person" "Remember to close the door." "Come, have a banana" "Sorry..." "Master, I..." "What's taken him so long?" "Back to original shape!" "Let's go" "I can't move" "Yuan Pa Tien" "Damn beggar, go to hell" "Don't call me Ta Chung, call me Chu Ta Seung" "Ta Chung" "Ta Chung" "You can't die, you must hang on, Ta Chung" "You have no more magical powers?" "Tomorrow, I'll show you tomorrow" "Bastard" "Turn back his head" "Turn back..." "More..." "look" "Open his eyes" "Get lost" "Mr. Tien says to let you go, but be careful in future" "What a show it was just now." "You don't even blink it was fascinating" "You'll surely die this time" "Earth god..." "Come out at once" "I'm here, stop shouting" "How can I save Ta Chung?" "A man's fate is pre-determined one can't change Heaven's rules" "Ta Chung has suffered a wrongful death" "I have to save him no matter what" "Please think of a way" "A wrongful death means going to hell" "King of Hades is strict" "But..." "But what?" "Before entering the City of Wrongful Deaths there is an area governed by evil god Heh Lo Sha he admits stray spirits" "Anyone in his hands never gets reincarnated" "But you may talk it over with him" "Bring me down to him quickly" "I'm only a junior god and thus not eligible unlike you, you have a golden body for protection which makes you invulnerable" "I'll get back the golden body" "You must treat the golden body seriously" "I must do what is necessary" "What are you doing?" "Let go" "Master said this golden body cannot leave the temple" "What if it does?" "I don't know" "That means it's okay" "Let me borrow it, I'll pay you lots of interest" "No" "For just one night?" "No" "One hour?" "No" "OK, since you ask for it" "What?" "Big black ghost, stand still" "What's the matter?" "Let him go" "Are you the Buddha?" "No" "Damn" "You're rude" "Let me tell you, I'm friends with the Buddha" "I'll retrieve this person's spirit on his behalf understand?" "You've got guts, don't come near" "Rubbish." "Ask Sakyamuni to see me" "Don't go" "In fact I'm not on good terms with Buddha" "I didn't know you and he had a grudge" "Let's do it this way, I'll call you boss since you have so many men under you having one more doesn't matter" "Treat this as a gift to me" "What's in it for me?" "What's in it?" "I'll give your toenails a manicure, they are so long okay?" "Get lost" "Exchange it with your golden body" "Golden body?" "I can't give it to you besides, you have no use for it" "I mean, just as a display" "Bastard, you damn black ghost, okay, it's done" "Ta Chung, I'll bring you back at all costs don't worry" "Leave your golden body" "You promised to exchange with me" "Why have you taken his spirit?" "I'm bad" "Stinking monk, you're like a ghost from where did you come from?" "Damn, back up again" "If you don't like it you can go back down" "How could I without the golden body?" "Big trouble this time, even the golden body is gone" "Ta Chung..." "Ta Chung" "Lord" "I'll do as you instruct me and finish your enterprise" "Oh, come on" "Don't be like that, alright?" "Please..." "let's talk slowly don't be like this" "Give me a little face for what it's worth I'm in charge here" "I told you not to be like this" "What's the matter?" "The fairy inside says since you have consorted with evil spirits they don't want to be with you so they've all gone" "They've returned to get their luggage" "Sorry, for my life-long emoluments" "I have to follow them" "What's happening, where's the stuff?" "Mad Monk, where's the golden body?" "You've caused so much trouble, you're dead" "Damn, the earth god is gone" "We're in big trouble this time" "Master, leave quickly" "Master, where are you going?" "I told you before the golden body cannot leave the temple now you've caused anger among men and gods how can I bear this responsibility?" "Master, leave quickly" "Master..." "You blame me too?" "You're reverting to your original form" "You really leave me no way out" "Hsiao Yu" "I heard you were messed up by Mr. Tien last night is that true?" "Ignoring me" "What's the big deal?" "Wait" "Calling me?" "If I don't charge you money, would you take me?" "Yes, we're coming immediately" "Me too..." "She asked me first, so I'm the first" "It's not your turn yet" "We can all do it together" "Tell me, what will make you happy?" "Marrying you" "Stop joking" "Marrying you" "If I marry you will you stop being a prostitute?" "Yes" "Really?" "Yes" "We'll marry then" "I am Dragon Fighter Lo Han, priest name Mad Monk" "I'll take Pai Hsiao Yu as my wife today" "Whatever comes in this life or came in the past life" "I'll not regret it" "I've been pillowed by any Tom," "Dick or Harry, you still..." "Never mind, I can take it" "You really love me?" "I..." "I love you very much" "How much?" "As much as I love Ta Chung" "Like Ta Chung?" "Yes" "Who do you love more?" "The same" "I'm afraid you love him a bit more than me" "No...the same" "Why are you not happy?" "Great, let's worship the ancestors" "Alright" "After that we'll consummate our marriage" "We must be quick" "Then we'll have kids" "I'm afraid there's not enough time" "Why?" "If we fairies and earthlings join in marriage the heavens will punish me" "I'll turn into a log slowly" "Don't say that" "Your feet..." "It's changing" "Bastard, you're cheating me, right?" "I..." "let's not talk about this now" "Let's carry on with the worship" "Why should I marry a piece of wood?" "You take me for a fool?" "It's alright... as long as you don't regret not marrying me" "Damn you" "You pledged" "It's your vow" "I don't care if you marry me or not you can't be a prostitute anymore" "None of your business" "Are you playing a joke on me?" "Right, I am" "What's the big deal being a fairy?" "You have no feelings for me" "You think I don't know?" "I know everything" "I've lost this time" "I have nothing now" "Really, nothing at all" "Since you don't want me" "I don't want love ever again in this life" "No more!" "I don't want love again in this life" "I don't want love again in this life" "Help..." "Help..." "Killing you will just make enough blood from forty nine people" "Lord, I'll immerse with the golden body of Mad Monk" "Even if you find him, his kung fu would be gone" "Here at last, but it's no use anymore" "Like a dead dog" "Gods appear" "Lo Han on top" "Heaven soldiers reinforce" "Get that bastard for me" "Villain of 9 lives, let's see which of us is tougher" "You can't kill me" "Really?" "I'll kill you" "I'll kill you..." "We came to terms with Heaven" "If you admit losing and downgrade three levels you can be a fairy again" "Time is running out, go back quickly" "Let me get rid of him first" "Do it quickly then" "Bastard, had I killed you many lives would have been spared" "The skin of Heh Lo Sha?" "The lord has given me an immortal heart you can't kill me" "Look again at your immortal heart" "A stone?" "How can this be?" "Lord" "He just wants your dedication to him only" "Lord, you fool me!" "So what?" "You're such an ideal fool to be cheated" "What treachery has Heh Lo Sha planned, speak" "You fool me" "Speak, or I'll chop you" "Alright" "To stop Heh Lo Sha from going to the mortal world," "Buddha placed his scepter under the Goddess statue in Guo Ching Temple to cheat you out of your golden body such that all the fairies fled" "This is all part of his treachery to rid the temple of heavenly protection" "Then at the time when the moon is in eclipse tonight he plans to get back the scepter" "That means costing many lives" "Ah Loong, there's no time left" "If we don't return to the heavens we've to stay on earth" "Let's go quickly" "I'm sad, give me back my heart, I don't want to die" "You don't want to die?" "Ta Chung, these tens of lives here did they deserve to die?" "You should have died long ago even if you took back this lousy piece of stone you'll still be puppets of Heh Lo Sha and continue killing innocent folk;" "do you want to do that?" "If you do, then take it back, go on" "Don't let me be a human being in the next life" "It's done" "Let's go..." "We can't leave" "You're mad." "Now if you don't go, won't be other chance" "Heh Lo Sha is the culprit, I'll fix him" "You go on first" "Dragon Fighter" "It's too late" "Dragon Fighter..." "Really here" "I'll now endow you with spiritual powers from my spiritual training from thirteen life cycles" "Everything depends on you today, understand?" "Come on" "Right" "Damn" "Mad Monk" "Master" "Mad Monk" "Master" "We meet again, let's get out of here quickly" "Master, why are you here?" "I shouldn't leave you on your own at the temple at the critical moment" "Why care about me if you know the danger?" "Because you're the one person I admire most" "Let's go quickly" "Master, there's not much left of my golden body" "I must use the last resort" "I'll fight the remainder into his body to overpower him" "When your golden body is used up, you'll perish too" "No time to be bothered with that" "How are you going to do it?" "Just help me make him open his mouth" "That simple?" "Can you?" "Of course not" "Master...how are you?" "My bowl" "Where's the golden powder?" "Master, didn't you..." "Yes, I swallowed it all" "At such a critical moment you..." "I didn't want to either" "My stomach feels strange now" "Master, think of a way quickly to defecate the golden powder" "But I'm always constipated" "I remember now" "There're still two golden teeth in my mouth" "You stole them?" "I have no teeth so I borrowed them" "I can't hang on any longer" "Master, do me this one last favour and try to open his mouth" "I'll use all my powers to fix you" "I'm scared" "Scared?" "Kneel and bow three times and I will spare you" "What a funny laugh!" "Mad Monk" "Mad Monk..." "Amitabha" "I said he would lose" "He's bound to lose..." "He won't win" "Bound to lose?" "Just like Ta Chung the beggar he could have twenty more years to beg for his living now he's not only dead, he died as a beggar" "That prostitute was disfigured because of him" "The matter regarding Yuan Pa Tien is even worse tens of lives were lost before he died" "You say that..." "How should I say it?" "Failure" "Failure" "Not only a failure" "If I fought him one on one and beat him he wouldn't have made such a mess" "Oh c'mon, you're always thinking of fighting one on one" "Though Ta Chung dies a wrongful death before he died he at least knew he was called Chu Ta Seung" "It means he got back his dignity" "Look he would not need to be a beggar again" "Though Hsiao Yu was defaced she's no longer a prostitute and she's really selling bean curd" "As for the villain Yuan Pa Tien we all know, when he died he said he didn't want to be a human being anymore" "He's now re-incarnated and in this life he's a pig, he's got a bright future" "Let us think did Dragon Fighter win or lose?" "Well..." "No matter what" "Dragon Fighter Lo Han no longer exists" "This is just a joke" "But now we have a senior Dragon Fighter" "Can't be... could he be a senior?" "I got promoted just like that" "Let the promotion ceremony begin" "Congratulations" "Thank you" "Dragon Fighter, what are your feelings being made a senior Dragon Fighter today?" "I want to be an emissary of peace and be a" "Heavens' envoy to spread love throughout the world and let them know that... with love, anywhere is a paradise."