"25.000" "Waíter, run for ít" "Story and Screenplay" "Starríng" "Musíc by" " Playted by" "Sound Edítor" "Fílm Edítor" "Chíef of Productíon" "Dírector of Photography" "Dírected by" "Englísh sub-títles by Dorís Kozískova" "What are you doing?" "Can you hear?" "You'll flood the Parizeks out again." "You are out of your mind." "Why fill it up so?" "What?" " Why so full?" "To cover my knees." "Oh my, hurry up, you will be late." "I hope you don't need more than fifty crowns." "Well, in fact I do." "I have to buy petrol and a bottle, too." "You filled her up yesterday, fifty is quite enough." "So what, so what." "I'm to wear this?" "You've no choice!" "You can't wear a ski-jacket." " I hate wearing it." "Where else would you wear it?" "For weddings and funerals - not to a classmates'meeting!" "You look very nice in it." " No..." "What do you want, you look just fine." " Well, bye, bye, well..." "This time mind you don't..." "...be a good boy!" "My classmates?" "Do you know how old they are?" "It's not them I mind." "There could be some young wives around." "'Bye..." " 'bye..." "See you." "'Bye, daddy, 'bye, daddy,!" "See you..." "Get back, you'll catch cold!" " 'Bye, daddy, 'bye, daddy,!" "I want to pay." "Me too." "Do you have red wine?" "A bootle of red wine, That's okay." "Sorry, chum, you look like a waiter." "Are you angry?" "No." " Not a bit?" "Not a bit." "Just a little bit angry?" "Not at all." "Don't lie." "A little bit, then." "A little." "Good bye." "I had three gins." "But I'm not a waiter." "Pay inside." "No, no, no, wait, wait, come back." "Look me in the eyes, don't be ashamed of being a waiter!" "It's a nice job!" "People fo worse things, right?" "Right." "There you have it." "I do the drinking, you collect the money." "So don't make me mad." " Oh, all right then." "Hey, you are off now?" "Where are you off to?" "A meeting." "Will you give me a push?" "If I don't fall..." "So waiters are holding a meeting." "That's why I waited so long to pay." "It's a nice job, noce one with his brother in Romania." "This is my youngest, Millie, our middle daughter Theresa, the oldest Katie." "Well, and later I did not work so well... well." "And this is Yugoslavia." "We went there last year." "Don's mind the man on the left to much." "That is my husband." "Well, and that's about all about me." "Now gimme a drink, quick, my throat has all dried out from all that talking." "Now Jelinek." " I did engineering, spent two years in Plzen, in the Skoda factory..." "The photos, move it!" "...Then for three years, I was ...three years in India, and then two years in Mongolia, then I was the company's representative in Egypt, Cuba, Lybia..." "Say where you haven't been, that'll be quicker." "I have one kid." "This is George." "Takes after his Daddy." "Let go, will you." "Waiter, you are neglecting us!" "No, that's my wife." "Waiter!" "Me first." "I drink anything." "Vanek, Vanek, you'll come to a bad end, quoting Professor Prikryl." "Switch the light on!" "Look who's here!" "We didn't think you'd come!" "You haven't changed at all!" "I wouldn't have recognised you." "Man, can you believe that I thought of you just yeasterday?" "Are you busy next week?" " Hello, Dalibor!" "Rudolph!" "Hello." "Manuella!" "This is my friend Dalibor Vrana." "We used to sit together in the last row, I know." "That's right." "My hand you may kiss." "Surely that's permitted?" "My I?" " Oh, come on..." "I've brought..." " Brandy?" "..." " Wine." "You did not have to, we have plenty to drink." "Come and sit down." "Whose turn now?" " What have you done since matric?" "Well, I apprenticed as a bookseller after graduation," "I started selling books as a bookseller and I still sell books." "An easy curriculum vitae to write up!" "I must show you my daughter." "Vrana's photos now!" " This is Ivana." "Now the Vrana's..." " My first wife Millicent, my second wife Vlasta, and this is Helena, my present girlfriend." "His daughters?" " No, his wives." "Come on, Valenta now!" "I graduated and started as a photographer." " Nudes, I bet!" "Dalibor, You must come and see my cottage." "All pine - wood..." "Great." " Hele, come here, come here..." "Jane, please, I wanted to ask..." " Just a minute!" "Where did you sit?" " Up front." "First desk?" "Even more in front." " There's only the podium." "That's where I sat." "Is this possible?" "Dear Professor I didn't recognize you!" "Professor Prikryl, please light the fire for us!" "Right..." "Look at Rudolph Vyskocil." "Practically failed at school." "And now this villa, this life." "I gave him hints, I wrote all his compositions, and where am I now?" "Sramek takes up this subject "in this"Moon over the River"."" "Understandably, it was not a matter of money, rather, of ideals." ""A case of"tied wings"they call it." You do remember, don't you?" "Student Hlubina wanted to be a writer too and ended up owning a stationery shop." "What were your plans, Vrana?" "I always liked women, Sir." "And that was my downfall." "Plenty of men like women, Vrana." "I like them more." "I have a morbid imagination, Sir." "A meet a woman and immediately I see quite licidly" "all the things I could do with her." "But terribly." "I thought it would end with puberty, but it didn't." "You should try some therapy!" " I've been to a doctor." " What did he say?" " That he has the same thing." "The bitches must know what I'm imagining and they won't let me off." "I don't want to boast, but they give me a hard time." "That must be rather nice!" "Exept for the alimony." "Oh no, Mr. Professor, It's no laughing matter." "I'm forty," "I haven't been anywhere, and I have nothing." "Each marriage left me plucked clean." "Just look at me - my visage." "You look fine." "No, I look like a waiter." "You're drenched." "They'll be looking for you." "I'm looking for you." "Do talk to me." "Come on here..." "Listen, I'm a passionate reader and you are a bookseller..." "You don't know yet that I'm a passionate book - seller." "Is there another Hailey coming out?" "I like his books." "We're expecting his Railway Station, Post Office and Dormitory." "Great, give me a call." "If he writes Slaughter" " House," "I'll get it for Rudi for Christmas." "I'll call you in any case." "We could perhaps go our together." "If I don't have Slaughterhouse, we can try at my friend's in Podebrady..." "He has a larger shop." " In Podebrady." "But that's quite far." "I am sure you have a car." " Of course, do you?" "Yes." " What make?" "What would you guess at?" "I should say you'd have..." " No, dont't try to guess." "I have a Saab." "I don't see a Saab." "It's being repaired." " I see I came by train." "So no trip to Podebrady, pity." "Truly a pity." "People can be bribed." "The more you give the more you get." "I gave a travel agent 2,000 and he routes tourist tours to my place." "I make 20,000 on the deal." "Well, one must not be cheap." "If you're cheap, you stay poor." "That's a dish - washer, bam, bam, bam..." "...fantastic." "You're not a waiter any more?" "At times too, but as manager I'm a busy man." "I have to think of new trucks." "Wait a minute, I'll show you." "I wonder whether you like it." "Take a drink of this." "Excellent, Cinzano..." " No, domestic vermouth." "You must serve it chilled, and with lemon." "Not much diference in taste, an enormous difference in price." "Do you dilute orange juice, too?" "Of course, mustard too!" "It rakes in thousands." "What's the money like in books?" " No money in books." "Come here!" " What is that." "Hey, Vlasta, wait, Where does he get his suits?" "I'm going to give it up, Sir." "Give what up?" " Women and poverty." "Our next party at my place!" "Whose is this?" "!" "Push it out of the way." "This place is good..." "Where are you off to?" " Bratislava, on business." "But you live in Prague?" "I have a big house in Orechovka." "Hmm, in Orechovka, That's a beautiful section of town!" "Very nice." "Here we are." " Thanks a lot, bye." "Have a good trip." "Get in." "Will you leave my dog alone?" "Come along, Bessie!" "Bessie!" "Been asleep, sweetie?" "Dreaming about me?" "Coffee, please." "Sweetie, wait, somebody's bothering me..." "Moment." "Thanks." "Waiter, I want o pay!" "Not now." "You wished to pay?" "Coffee, Vinea and a piece of cake." "That's... that'll be six and one is seven sorry, forgive me, I am, eighteen fifty." "Eighteen fifty?" "I mean sixteen fifty." "Keep the change, 'thanks." "Friday?" " Cofee." "Good day, your papers please." "Sorry, I've got this..." "But I have everything in order." "Drive on." " Thank you." "Poor man." "Thanks." "Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." "New, isn't it?" "Yes, it's new." "That's nice." " You flooded us out," "And we painted the flat." " Must be nice now." "We will, but with the cleaning, it cost 1500." "And they hit me with the step - ladder." "I'm so sorry, I'll pay for the damages of course, but I'm broke just now." "Within a month, okay?" "Order makes for goods friends." "Well..." "Agreed?" "Look, I washed it with detergent and now I read in the manual that it damagest the finish." "I have mine dry - cleaned." "He has his dry - cleaned!" "Tell me, what was it like?" "Fine." "Did you see Parizek?" "No." " A now car." "He plays the fiddle and makes enough for a new car." "Who plays the fiddle gets a new car." "You have your alimony to pay." "I hope you won't take back the 2 hundred you gave me for a coat for Johnny." "What's that good for?" "I could make something extra." "They need a violinist at The Jug." "Chybi jim houslista." "You play the violin?" "I'd have to get back into it." "I payed quite well as a boy." "Well, I'm off." " To the Post Office?" "On maternity leave." "Vera dear." "You'll have another girl here before I come back." "I've finished with women." "Be happy, so you have a happy baby." "I'm such an ass." "If it looks like you..." "Don't you worry." "So" " I'm off." "Hm..." "Yes!" "Watch out!" "Goodbye, Vera." " Hello and goodbye." "Bye, Vera." " Turn around, girls." "Here's a fresh lot of girls, for you to make your choice." "This one." "Are you sure?" "I'm sure." "What's your name?" "Me?" "Douchova." "So bye." "Thank you." " Let's go, girls." "'Bye, and thanks." " Bye." "Come with me, I have a job for you." "These records here..." "No!" "Watch out, never touch that!" "All right." "Put aside all the violin concertos." "Daddy, I want to come in!" " Leave Daddy alone." "I want to come in!" " He has to practice." "I want to go in!" "See how nicely Daddy's doing." "I want to come in!" "Daddy, I want to be with you!" "Anything wrong?" "No, nothing..." "I got carried away and scraped the couch with my bow." "Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." "Ah, do you play too?" " Just with friends." "Why such a small violin?" " Is it small?" "Of course, look..." "Good enough for me." "How about that debt, neighbour?" "Would within two weeks be okay?" "I'm saving up, but it's slow work." "Would you give me a push?" "Hey, stop!" "You nearly drove off with my violin!" "Your check?" " Yes please." "Four soups, four pork chops, three beers and a lemonade." "Yes." "That's six and one..." "...eighty... six eighty." "Here." "Make it ninety." " Thank you." "Your check?" "Twenty-seven sixty." "Yes, thank you, thank you..." "Twenty - two twenty." "Thank you." "What a time!" "My hand's quite numb, look!" " Don't you have any change?" "No." " I'll bring your change." "How awful." "Five hundred for one beer." "Thank you." "Yes, Sir?" " Coffee, please." "Thanks." "And I'll pay." " Four crowns." "That's all right." " Thanks." "Hello, got a minute?" " Sure." "You weren't here yesterday." " Changed my shift." "You know I was coming." "Here you go." "My, we sure did well." "Was it all to your satisfaction, Sir?" "I am a lawyer, I hold my graduation party here." " A historical spot for you, right?" "Come here." "When his son graduates, where will we have the party?" " Here." "That's right, here." "Here you go..." "Thank you..." "Yes Sir?" " Your mate." "I beg your pardon?" " We paid the other waiter." "There is no other waiter here." "Yes there was." " What..." "I am sorry, but only I take the money here." "1,630 crowns." "The first one was cheaper." "Look here, we gave him eleven hundred." "Your mistake." " No, your mistake!" "I am a lawyer, from the legal point of view this is am interesting situation." "Very." "I don't have a penny." "Your identity card, please." "Robert, don't give it to him!" " Give it to him," "I'm going to the police!" "We wanted my grandson..." "When he's born." "...and when he graduates, to have his party here." " I'm not interested, Sir." "Now even if you begged us, we wouldn't have it here." "Of course not!" " He would have to be mad!" "I should say not." "Tommy is getting impatient." "Well, I will probably not live to see that." "Give him my love and tell him I'll show him Tommy some other time." "May I ask you something?" "Yes?" " What is that switch upstairs?" "High voltage?" "You haven't switched it on yet?" " No." "Be glad." "It's switched on with your back." "That is how he made a living." "His wife sat at home spinning..." "Come on!" "...his little boy..." "Come on!" "...grazed the goats..." "Let me see." "...and the sheep." "Are they satisfied with you?" "Very happy." "I move some of the guests to tears." "I'd never have believed music can bring in this much." "They stick the hundred - bills onto my bow." "Pity Louie can't see you." " Louie who?" "My Moravian cousin, who plays with the cymbals band." "They stick them on my forehead, push them in my pocket." "See you." " See you..." "No provocations or you won't go." " I'm not going." "I'd rather you earned some money." "Good afternoon." " Hello." "There now... 17.50," "28.30" "thirty one forty," "six fifty," "41." "26,20 if you please." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Great... see you." "You banged into me!" "My canvas body doesn't hurt, it polishes!" "Waiter!" "Come here..." "Any tonic water?" "Yes." "One tonic, please." "Thank you." "Mr. Svatopluk Mafejta?" "City canalization department." "AV 02-61 is your car?" "You've parked on a canal." "Yes, but we will work in it." "We always empty them at night." "You have to re-park." "We'd have to tow you away." "At the cash - desk." "Here." " Did you have soup?" "Pardon?" " Nothing... thank you." "Thank you." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." "What can I do for you?" "A love story is what I want." "To live one or read one?" "I'm married." "I have a copy "of"The Girl from Madrid""" "if you'll come up back with me." "Douchova, go and sweep the pavement." "The pavement?" "Yes." "Upstairs, please." "Good day, do you have..." "Yes?" "Books for my best friends." "Should you want one of them, you'd have to become my best friend." "That's OK, I'll pull it up later." "I saw it here somewhere..." "Do we have Venearal Disease by Professor Smok?" "Ask again next week." "We should get a shipment." "Pull up the shutters!" "What are you waiting for?" " Venearal Disease." "We're right out." "Do you know where I could get?" " No!" " Well, thanks." "I'm sorry." "I am not mad." "Actually, I'm grateful to you." "Take over, I'm taking a nap." "It says in the papers about this fake waiter playing havoc in Prague." "You're the spit imag of him." " Really..." "I'm not complaining, waiters are more attentive now." "That's why they're not after him." " Who?" "The police A criminal with a positive effect." "They're only pretending to look for him." "Just for appearances' sake." "They're glad they have him." "Now you just scratch your head and there's he waiter." "Do you wish to pay, Sir?" " No, mineral water." "Right." "I had lentil soup, goulash..." "Digestive Liquere and pretzels." "I'm busy right now." " I'll miss my train," "I've been waiting for ages." "All right then that's 47.60, thank you." " My daughter-in-law is meeting me." "If I missed the train, they'd worry." " Please..." "We had two vodkas tripe coup and beer." "Here we are." "Where are you off to, M'am?" "Home, I have a train to catch." "How about paying first?" " What do you mean, paying?" "I've just paid, 47.60!" "Who to, I'd like to know." " A red - haired waiter." "I told him I had a train to catch, ask these people." "This lady has certainly paid." "Your colleague had a ginger beard." " I had lentil soup, goulash..." "Digestive Liquere and pretzels." "45 crowns please." " He said 47.60!" "He cheated you." "Will you please pay up!" "Now I can't buy my train - ticket." " Excuse me, I didn't notice you paying." "Come here, come here..." "I can show you the check so kindly take notice now." "I'll pay for the lady." "Come along..." " Kindly take a look." "I am not interested in your receipts, understand?" "I'm the one you pay, and nobody else, see?" "Stop shouting at me!" "You are an angel." "I'll tell them all about it at home." "They won't believe me." "In fact, my name is Vachova when you go to Destnice, you must look me up." "How does one climb into this?" "You squat in it like behind a machine - gun." "Would you kindly give me a push?" "Thank you." "Johnny, uncle Louie is here!" "Hello, uncle!" " Hello, my boy..." "Come on in, Louie." " What's new?" "Mind the demi - john." "After I've brought it all this way." "I'll help you." " Where's Dalibor?" "Out playing." " Cards?" "Hmm, cards." "You'd be surprised, more in your line." "What?" " He plays the violin!" "Dalibor does?" " Yes, the violin." "Let's give him a surprise." "Who knows where he spends his nights." "I told your father not to give you to such a bod - hopper." "He's changed." "Do you have and idea why you only had a civil wedding ceremony?" "Afraid of a church marriage he was, like all lechers." "Welcome, Moravia..." "Where've you been?" ""We were looking for you"At the Jug","" "Nobody knows you at The Jug!" "Hello Louie." "Not the Jug, we now go playing from one place to another." "Where tomorrow?" "At the Dubonet." "I'm staying till tomorrow." " OK..." "It's a bet, you see." "I'll make it worth your while." "In what do you play?" " In this suit." "I mean in what key." " Sorry, here's my music." "You need sheet - music "" " Unfortunately yes." "Here,"Love's Dream"."" "...that's it." " Awaltz." "Okay?" " Come on..." "Thanks a lot!" "How do you want to work it?" " This is for you." "Look, you." "Wait a minute..." "Give one to that fattie and tell him to stick it on my forehead." "The other one to those girls, they can slip it in my pocket, the third" "to that gentleman, tell him to pin it onto my bow." "Right." "Now a surprise." "Love's Dream presented by my colleague, the popular Dalibor Vrana!" "Bravo!" "A hundred for such squeaking?" "Give me that hundred!" "Tell him to give me that hundred!" "I like humor, but this is too much!" "Prague is a crazy place." " People prefer entertainment to art." "They want some fun." "Don't come to Moravia, you'd be hit over the had with a chair." "I'll have to be going on." "I'm expeoted at Manes, U Prokopu..." "'Bye..." " Bye." "This just isn't true." "The right front light's blinking." " Right back's okay." "Left front's okay." " Left back's blinking." "Lights are okay, except for this one, it's a bit droopy." " Which?" "Impossible!" " How is that..." "This one." " This is normal." "Hello." " Good day to you." "Come along..." "Wipers are working!" "Sorry to butt in, you can see they're working, no need to call out!" "Honza, this way, the other side." "That's right, thanks." "No need to report on the wipers," "I can see for myself!" "The horn's working!" "Would you give me a push, please?" "She'd in gear!" "It's embarrassing." "What if somebody sees us." "If people saw our new car they'd start sniffing around." "Why can't they be told you make money with music?" "I'm not in the Violinists' Union." "Join it, then!" "Honza!" "The taxes I's have to pay!" "Come on." "Hop inside." "'Bye, Have a good time!" "Be a good boy." "Hello Daddy!" "Hello Daddy!" "How are your Mummies?" " Mummy was saying you've improved." "Improved?" " You send the money in time now." "Mummy said you must be living like a pig in clover." "How does a pig live in clover, Daddy?" "I'll tell you the story about the pig that lived in clover, and then you'll go to sleep!" "Honza, listen." "There was once a piggy and he was told" "keep out of the clover!" "But that piggy slipped out at night and hep into the clover." "He had such a good time there!" " Is that the whole story?" "Oh no, it goes on." "He became the fattest of all the piggies and was the first to be slaughtered." "They killed him?" " Yes, and the others too." "But only he could say:" "I've been in clover." "Promísíng them marríage, he trícks them out of theír savíngs..." "The man these days!" "...allegedly to pay for theír honeymoon" "Some scoundrel again?" "I'd show him what for." "I would show him, a honeymoon, rascal." "Any ínformatíon about hím..." "may be gíven to" "Any políce statíon, or straíght to the Federal Críme Department ín Prague." "The Prague restaurants phantom whom we mentíoned last tíme, has changed hís líkeness." "He now uses a red wíg and beard." "We recommend you pay attentíon to whom you pay" "at the Prague restaurants." "Do you wish to pay, Sir?" "What's the date?" " The 25 th." "How on earth are you eating?" "!" "Right, thank you..." "I pay for two!" "Here too!" "This is for us." "Good evening." " Good evening." "Thank you." " Thank you." "Do you wish to pay?" " Are you new here?" "I started today." " I'm the manager." "And I don't know my own staff." "This is for Mr. Mokris to collect." "All these temporary staff." "You are supposed to take round drinks." "Robert!" "Mr..." "Kyslik." " Kyslik." "Will carry round the drinks." "Look after him, he's new." " All right." "Let me have one!" "Hey, hey!" "Have you seen the waiter?" "I'm paying for the whole tour." "Excuse me, do you know where the waiter is." " He's fixing his car." "Hm, hey-ho!" "Looking for me?" " It's you?" "I'm paying for the whole group." "That's 937.60." "Do you want a receipt?" " That's all right." "Thanks." "Our neighbour has a new car!" "Pretending to be poor, ha?" "Hello, Mr. Vrana." "Must be some mistake." "You must be mistaking me for someone." "You are not Mr. Vrana?" "I am Kralik, engineer." "Sorry, but you're the image of him." "Your face, figure..." "Erna, Eugene, come here!" "Quickly, kids!" " Daddy, he's in the snow again!" "Who do you think this is, Erna?" " We're in a hurry!" "Hello, Mr. Vrana." " Not Vrana." "Looks like Vrana, but he's Kralik." " Sorry, we're in a hurry." "That fake waiter was around, they've coiled the police." "Wait and see the fun!" " No thanks." "Come here, Johnny!" "I am sorry," "that was only in fun!" "We have a new waiter, Mr. Pistelak." "Excuse me, I'd..." "One little thing..." "A good - looker." "Take a good look at me, so you don't pay anybody else!" "Is everything clear?" "Sure, and we have Mr. Pistelak." "My colleague has introduced himself, now take a good look at me." "That fake waiter is plaguing us all." "We know you, Mr. Pistelak, how long a sentence do you think he'll get?" "Life - time, if it were up to us." "But he has no chance here, Usti isn't Prague!" "No tricking is in Usti!" "To your health!" "Right, do you know why?" "We'd show him what for!" "Correct!" "And we collect immediately!" "Correct!" " That's 2,305." "Correct." "That's a lot!" "A son gets married twice or three times a lifetime..." "Now the photo!" "I want you on it as a memento." " What for?" "Come along, or I shan't give you a kiss..." "There is no use..." " Where's our waiter..." "Give us a smile!" "The restaurant phantom snapped!" "This is the sort of face you make, when you're adding up the takings." "No reading the papers during working hours!" "Read the New Books of the Week!" "You cheeky, inquisitive, ungly you!" "Mr. Engineer, hello, here," "I say, you live in Zizkov too?" "Yes." " Do come with me." "I must show you..." " But I'm..." "It's only around the corner." " But I really..." "You'll find it worth while." "It's only around the corner." "I'll show you a man who's your double." "He lives upstairs from me, on the second floor." "I've told him about you, too." "You'll go crazy when you see each other." "Won't old Ramshackles stare." " Who?" "We call him Old Ramshackles." "He drives such a ramshackle three - wheeler." "But I don't see it here." " Let's go some other time." "Is he not home?" "Mrs. Paseka, Mrs. Paseka, excuse me," "Do you know if old Ramshackles is home?" "Never mind, I'll show you to his wife." "They must be crackers." "This'll be quite a shock for her." " What's the good?" "One of nature's quirks, you're more alike than identical twins." "Why show me to some stranger?" "See, she's out." " Stand here." "I'll hide." "Forgotten your keys?" "Come here, Mrs. Vrana." "Introduce yourself." "Good afternoon, I am John Kralik." "What are you up to?" "I'm Kralik." " Christ, as drunk as this in the middle of the day?" "How dare you!" "What do you mean?" " Thanks for bringing him home." "But he isn't your husband." "I know." "Your wife'll be pleased with you too." "Daddy!" " A nice little boy." "What's his name?" "I'm too busy for such dumb jokes." "What did I tell you?" "Pity old Ramshackles didn't see." "Let's go." "Is the dormitora out yet?" "You, Manuella?" "I don't want him, nor his villa with fountain." "I find him repulsive." "I wouldn'n mind sharing one tiny room with somebody I loved." "Manuela, I am afraid," "I'm not the pauper you are looking for." "I have a villa too." " I know." "I saw you come back for that canvas three - wheeler." "You saw me?" "I saw you play around with that little bitch, too." "If she has puppies, I'll have one!" "How I hate him." "He buys meat for dogs!" "What for?" " Cooks it for people." "A bucket - ful for a pew pence - and serves it as steak." "Darling, I want you." "Excuse me." "Please." "Manuella, Rudolph and I sat at one desk together." "I know, in the last row, by the wall." "I can't do that to him." "Do it to him." "God, where are my good intentions?" "Any salt around?" "At last, soup, ham, a steak and wine." "Ninety - seven." " Thanks, that's all right." "Is it warm in that cubby - hole of yours?" "I've got an electric..." "Eat up, quick." " Would you like to pay, Sir?" "No, I have paid, or do I pay twice?" "Who collected it?" " Your colleague." "I'm the head waiter here!" " He's been here!" "You'd better explain, this phantom waiter - a unique local custom." "What did he say?" "A unique local custom, in addition to the normal waiter an abnormal one." "Unbelievable." "What a coincidence!" "Mr. Kralik again!" "Bumping into each other all the time." " Good evening." "He was up to his tricks in the mountains, and we were there, he's up to his tricks here and " "isn't that a coincidence?" "Golden Prague, yeah." "Goodbye." " See you." "Hoarse, are you?" "Yep all of a sudden." "Pst, come here... careful, there..." "...over there." "He's running down - river!" "Who?" "The fake waiter!" "Running past your place!" "The fake waiter!" "Friends, he may have escaped us." "But it is also possible that he is here amongst us!" "I suggest that nobody leaves." "One of us must fetch the police." "Let them check on us all!" "That's right!" "Pazout, you go, we all know you!" "I've had it." "He thought of it, let him go!" "Thank you for your trust, I hope you'll not disappoint me." "Thank you, sorry, excuse me, yes, I'll be back in a flash." "Stand here, don't let anybody in till the police arrives." "What is this here, what is up?" "Gentlement, hey-ho, get up and pay, here, yes, here..." "Yes, I am here, everything is all right, right, let us start here, yes, thank you, thank you..." "The place is packed full." "Don't you know me." "Quiet!" "Does anybody know him?" "The guy who just left?" "See, no-one." "It must be him." "Let's get him!" "Have you any idea what you have committed?" " I know." "An offence." "Atraffic offence." " A serious traffic offence." "What are you thinking of?" "If you knew, comrade, what I am thinking of, you'd be promoted." "I'd be what?" "When you see Vrana, you'll know what Kralik looks like." "Round the corner." "Do you have a plan?" " I'll report it." "Yes?" "Douchova, you're crazy!" "One sends you to the post office..." "Mr. Vrana, I have to tell you something." " What?" "Not here." "Could we go upstairs?" "All right, tell me." "Mr. Vrana, I went to the post office..." " And." "...then to the a hairdresser's..." " And." "...then I... bought some clothes..." "glasses and now I want to tell you that I love you." "Douchova, come on, what..." "Put that mousey dust - coat on again, twist your hair into a bun," "I can't afford a love affair, come on." "I know, I found her hair around." "A momentary lapse." "I've finished with all that." "As you know, I have different interests, Now I play the violin and such." "You must give it up." "That police man had a strange look in his face." "Mr. Vrana, I know you're the fake waiter." "Douchova!" "Mr. Vrana, If you don't stop, I'll go to the police, because the sooner I do, the sooner you'll be out of prison." "Wait, Douchova..." "look, sit down..." "Libby..." "What are you doing, where are you going?" "You've never called me Libby." "But I'm married!" "Dalibor." " Aauuch!" "What can I get you?" "I seem to have forgotten." "My head." "My greetings." "Libby my girl, you wanted to turn me in?" "Because I love you." "I've remembered." " Yes." "Hands Up." "A good thriller, I hear." "Up there somewhere." "Sorry, that's Winnie - the" " Pooh" " Never mind, I'll take it." "But that's not a thriller, it's kids'stuff." "The donkey with the stolen tail." " Never mind, I'll take it." "Ok..." "Winnie-the-Pooh, Hands Up too?" "Hands Up too." "Here it is, here you go," "So it's Hands Up, Winnie-the-Pooh, sounds funny together, ha?" "That's eighty - nine seventy, Sir." "Anything wrong?" "On the contrary." "Come with me, Mr. Vrana." "There is no use, Libby." "With shoes falling apart, by gold fever I'm struck" "I'm poor, I'm weak, and I am ill!" "My head is ablaze, and in a distant blueish haze glistens and shines my sweet dream." "Where the land's hushed by snow, where only wolfs' footprints show no post-ofice, no letters, just cold." "Alone, in a shack of pine, I'll dream that dream of mine, that dream of the nuggets of gold." "Severe are the winds of the North, that is my dear love a fact" "I'll bring you boullions of gold, or I may never come back." "You, Rudolph?" "So we'll be sitting together again." "I've grown a long beard and the wolves are coming near" "I now hear their howling approach." "The're after my scent and know that I'll soon descend into the shallow grave marked with a cross." "Here lies that silly fool, who wanted a house and a pool and left your beautiful face." "He has a tin little mug and of gold nothing but dust and the Northern Lights shine over his grave." "Severe are the winds of the North, that is my dear love a fact" "I'll bring you boullions of gold, or I may never come back."