"TODAYALONE,IGOT 17PHONE CALLS FROM MY LOCAL RESIDENTS" "CLAIMING THAT THEY HAVE LYME DISEASE." "WELL,FRANKLY, UP UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO," "UNTIL 1975," "THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY HAD NO IDEA WHAT LYME DISEASE EVEN WAS." "ALL WE KNEW WAS THAT IT CAUSED PSYCHIATRIC DISTURBANCES" "AND SEVERE NEUROLOGICAL DISORDERS." "EVENSO,IT SEEMS THAT OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS," "THIS DISEASE HAS BECOME NO LESS DEBILITATING," "ESPECIALLY HERE IN THE TRI-STATE SUBURBAN AREA." "IASSUREYOU THAT THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY" "IS VERY CLOSE TO DEVELOPING A TREATMENT FOR LYME DISEASE" "BECAUSE WE NOW KNOW THE SOURCE." "THETICK,RIGHT?" "WELL,TECHNICALLY, THE INFECTION STEMS" "FROM THE BLOOD OF THE DEER." "THE TICK IS JUST THE TRANSMITTER." "WELL,INANYCASE, WHAT PRECAUTIONS" "SHOULD PEOPLE BE TAKING?" "[sighs]" "OKAY, LET'S HAVE 'EM." "GIVEMELIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH." "HEY,IT'SNOTFUNNY." "THE LAST THING WE NEED IS FOR HIM TO GET SICK." "HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE NEXT DOOR" "IN ALL THOSE WEEDS WITHOUT THE TAPE." "YOUNEEDAHAIRCUT." "OH,SORRY,MICK, ALL GONE." "TICKS,I CANHANDLE." "BUT YOU, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY." "[giggles]" "*YOU*" "* YOU WITH A TICK IN YOUR HAIR *" "I'LLBEOUTSIDE." "HEY,DON'TGO FAR." "YOU'RE PARANOID." "I'MSORRY,MICK." "I JUST--YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS BAD FEELING" "IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH." "IT'SA TRADITION." "BESIDES, YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE" "TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM LATELY." "YEAH,WELL, HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE." "[whispering] WE DON'T ACTUALLY KILL ANYTHING." "I EVEN STARTED USING BLANKS LIKE YOU ASKED ME TO." "LISTEN,MICK, IT'S JUST DANGEROUS NOW, OKAY?" "LOOK AT CHARLIE." "CHARLIE?" "[scoffs]" "I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF WE FOUND OUT" "THIS WHOLE THING WAS PSYCHOSOMATIC." "OKAY, LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE THING." "BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE THE ONE THAT LETS HIM DOWN." "[rocks crunching]" "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "STILL WITH THAT STUPID QUARTER TRICK?" "NO." "YOUKNOW,THEYSAY NOMATTER WHERE YOU ARE ON LONG ISLAND," "YOU CAN ALWAYS HEAR THE TRAIN." "CAN'T GET FAR ENOUGH AWAY." "YEAH,I HEARDTHAT." "NO,YOUDIDN'T." "I JUST TOLD YOU." "[train rumbling] [train horn blowing]" "[plucked string music]" "* *" "YOU." "FUCKING GUY." "SO YOU--WHAT ARE YOU DOING F-FRIDAY, SATUR" "WHAT ARE YOU" "I'M BUSY FRIDAY." "YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS." "DON'T LIE." "DON'T LIE TO ME." "[sighs]" "YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL." "YEAH, YOU ARE." "SCOTT,BREAKFAST." "UH,COMING." "[leaves crunching]" "[gun clicks] [gunshot]" "HEY,HOLDON ." "WHO'STHERE?" "I'MCOMING." "DON'T SHOOT." "OH, WOW." "NICE SHOT, MR. BRAGG." "ITOLDYOU NOT TO COME AROUND HERE." "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR HEAD." "ITHOUGHTYOUWERE THE BEST SHOT IN THE UNION." "DOESN'TMATTER." "ACCIDENTS HAPPEN." "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?" "HERE." "YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SHOT." "YEAH, I COULDN'T GO THIS YEAR ON THE HUNTING TRIP," "BUT, UH, HOW'D YOU DO?" "IDON'TKNOW." "MY MOM WOULDN'T LET US GO." "WELL,THAT'SAFUCKINGSHAME." "IT WAS ABUNDANT, I HEARD." "DEER AS FAR AS YOU COULD SEE." "MM-HMM." "YEAH?" "YEAH, I STILL HAVE QUITE A BIT LEFT OVER" "FROM TWO YEARS AGO, YOU KNOW?" "AND I CURED IT MYSELF." "OH,REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "YOU WANT TO-- YOU WANT TO SEE IT?" "UH,SEEWHAT?" "THEREITIS ." "[chuckles]" "YOU GOT YOUR SHANK, YOUR HOCKS," "SHOULDER." "THOSE ARE RIBS, REALLY GOOD RIBS." "AND THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT'S THE ASS." "THEWHAT?" "THEASS." "DOYOUREALLYEAT THAT?" "WELL,YEAH." "THAT'S THE BEST PART." "YOULIKEASS?" "YES,OH,YEAH." "HERE." "TELL YOU WHAT." "THERE YOU GO." "YEAH,I JUSTDON'TWANTIT TO GO BAD IN THE LOCKER." "YOU'RETURNINGDOWN A PIECE OF ASS?" "WELL,I MEAN,I- - I SHARE A LOCKER WITH SOMEONE," "AND I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'D WANT" "A PIECE OF ASS IN THE LOCKER, YOU KNOW?" "[laughs]" "HEY,SCOTTY." "HI." "YOUTAKINGTHISTOSCHOOL WITH YOU TODAY?" "OH,OH,YEAH,I" "YEAH,WHYDON'TYOU  GO FIND ADRIANNA?" "[snickers]" "NICE SUIT." "YEAH,MYMOMMADEMEWEARIT." "YOURMOMSTILLMAKESYOU WEAR THINGS?" "[chuckles]" "I WOULDN'T GO BROADCASTING THAT IF I WERE YOU." "THESWEATER..." "LOOKS NICE." "THISSUIT,THOUGH, IS KIND OF" "JUST DOESN'T FIT ME THE WAY" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I'M GONNA BE LATE." "LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN THE CAR, OKAY?" "WELL,NO,ICALLEDACAB ." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "WHY,ESPECIALLYNOW, ARE WE WASTING MONEY ON CABS" "WHEN I HAVE A FLEXIBLE ENOUGH JOB" "TO DRIVE YOU TO THE STATION AND PICK YOU UP?" "BECAUSEI DON'TWANT TO PUT YOU OUT, ALL RIGHT?" "I HAVE ALL THESE INTERVIEWS ALL OVER THE CITY." "EVERYDAY, YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW." "MELISSA,LISTEN." "THIS THING--THIS THING, IT'S KICKED MY ASS." "YOU KNOW THAT." "SOMETHING GOOD IS GONNA HAPPEN." "I PROMISE." "REALLY." "OKAY." "YOULOOKNICE." "DON'TFORGET TO TAKE YOUR PILLS." "YOUHAVEANICEDAY." "[door clicks shut] [high-pitched droning]" "[car engine revs]" "[furnace droning] [exhales] [bell rings]" "EVERSINCEHE GOTSICK," "HE SPENDS MORE TIME WITH THE STUPID DEAD DEER" "THAN HE DOES WITH US." "IT'S HUMILIATING." "WELL,MAYBEBECAUSEHE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB OR WHATEVER," "IT'S--YOU KNOW, IT'S HIS WAY OF MAKING UP FOR IT." "YOU KNOW, LIKE, HE, UH" "HE HUNTS FOR FOOD OR WHATEVER." "THAT'SA VERYINTERESTING OBSERVATION AND ALL, BUT NO." "I DON'T THINK SO." "IMEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GUYS" "ARE THE MUNSTERS OR ANYTHING." "I,UH--IGOTTOGO." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "[plucked string music]" "* *" "IT'STHEAMERICANDREAM, MR. PATEL," "RIGHT HERE ON LONG ISLAND." "UH, IN ALL HONESTY, MR. PATEL, WE'VE HAD A LOT OF INTEREST," "BUT AS THEY SAY, NO CIGAR." "I TOLD YOUR WIFE, IF YOU'RE THE FIRST HOUSE BUILT," "YOU HAVE YOUR PICK OF EXPOSURES." "THE SUN DOES RISE IN THE EAST, YES." "WHERE DOES IT RISE IN INDIA, MR. PATEL?" "[slams phone]" "WHAT'STHEMATTER?" "IT'S--IT'SJUSTBEEN A ROUGH COUPLE WEEKS." "[exhales nervously]" "YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY SOB STORY." "WELL--WELL,LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDS FIRST, RIGHT?" "I'MSORRY." "I'M JUST A LITTLE EMOTIONAL." "IUNDERSTAND." "CHARLIE'S..." "CHARLIE IS NOT THE GUY THAT I MARRIED." "WELL,WEALLCHANGE SOMEWHAT, NO?" "YEAH,I KNOW, BUT, GOD, WHY ME?" "I MEAN, A BUS, A ROBBERY, AN ACCIDENT." "BUT LYME DISEASE?" "HEY,LOOK," "YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS LYME DISEASE, RIGHT?" "[flashbulb clicking]" "SMILE." "OKAY." "NEXT." "ENJOYYOURSELFNOW, DICK WEED." "[makes farting noise]" "FARTLETT." "OKAY,LOOKAT THEBIRDIE." "LOOK AT ME." "IWILLFUCKINGDESTROYYOU THERE, BLUE EYES." "TODAY I'M GONNA SHOVE A TELEPHONE POLE" "SO FAR UP YOUR BUNG" "COMEON." "GIVE ME A SMILE." "[cackles] [makes farting noise]" "ITHINKBLAZESALADO IS INTO ME." "WHATEVER." "WELL,WHATDO YOUTHINK I SHOULD DO?" "I MEAN, HE'S SO MINT." "BUT I DON'T KNOW." "HISREALNAMEISN 'TBLAZE." "IT'S SOMETHING REALLY DORKY LIKE BARRY." "[makesfartingnoise] [laughs]" "HEY, FARTLETT." "WE NEED TO TALK." "WEDO?" "YEAH." "UNLESS YOU'RE TOO SCARED." "NO,I 'MNOTSCARED." "GETOVERHERE, YOU LITTLE DICK." "[laughs]" "NICE SUIT, FARTLETT." "WHATDOYOUWANT?" "ISEEYOURNIGGER-RICHDADDY" "DRIVING ALL OVER TOWN IN HIS PORSCHE," "AND I WANT SOME MONEY FOR MY OWN, OKAY?" "[spits]" "TODD,WHATTHEFUCK?" "LET HIM GO." "YOU'RE SUCH AN ANIMAL." "$20EVERYFRIDAY." "OH, YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKER." "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE." "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE." "FUCK OVER HERE." "ADD $20, ASS WIPE." "ASSHOLELOSER." "SLUTTYWHORE." "SCOTT,ARE-- ARE YOU OKAY?" "DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR MOM OR SOMETHING?" "NO,I 'MFINE." "WELL,HOWAREYOU  GONNA GET HOME?" "JESUS,JUSTGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE." "WELL,I 'MJUSTSAYINGICAN CALL YOUR MOM IF YOU WANT." "SHE CAN BRING YOU AN ICE PACK OR SOME YOO-HOO OR SOMETHING." "JUST--WHATTHEFUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "JUST GO." "FINE." "[sobs]" "IMISSEDTHEFRICKINGBUS." "THISISTHEBESTBIRTHDAY PRESENT I COULD POSSIBLY GET." "BUT IN YOUR LETTER, YOU SAID" "THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE TILL NEXT WEEK." "I MEAN, I'VE GOT IT-- LOOK, RIGHT HERE." "IT'SOKAY." "MA, I KNOW." "I KNOW." "I GOT OUT A WEEK EARLY." "I JUST FORGOT TO CALL IS ALL, OKAY?" "OKAY,YOUKNOW,IJUST" "I--YOU KNOW ME." "I LIKE TO BE PREPARED." "YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT." "[sighs]" "OH, HONEY, YOU LOOK SO THIN," "YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU GOT RICKETS IN YOUR BONES." "I MEAN, WHAT DO THEY FEED YOU THERE?" "UM,PRETTYMUCH THIS KIND OF STUFF." "OH,GODALMIGHTY." "I'MSORRY." "NO, IT'S GREAT." "I LOVE IT." "IT'S GREAT." "THANK YOU." "[phone rings]" "MM, BEFORE I LEFT," "MY COMMANDING OFFICER TOLD ME I MIGHT BE ACTIVATED" "BECAUSE OF THE FALKLANDS, SO BASICALLY I'M HERE" "TILL TOLD OTHERWISE." "OOH,THEBALKANISLANDS." "I SAW THAT ON TV." "BALKAN,FALKLAND." "HELLO?" "HI, HONEY." "HI." "GUESS WHO." "YEAH,WHEREIS  THE LITTLE SHIT?" "R2-D2,ISTHATREALLYYOU?" "JIM." "[laughs]" "HEY,JIM." "HEY." "OH, YOU GOT BIG." "NO, NO, NO, OKAY, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, UH, MATURE," "LIKE, UH-- LIKE A LITTLE LADY." "YEAH,YOULOOKGOODTOO." "AH,YES,YEAH,THANKYOU." "UH, BASIC TRAINING IS A REAL BITCH," "BUT, YOU KNOW, IT REALLY WHIPS YOU INTO SHAPE." "ITHOUGHTYOUWERECOMING NEXT WEEK." "WHAT?" "LIKE, 1,000 SIT-UPS A DAY." "C.O.'S A REAL HARD-ASS." "OH,REALLY?" "WOW." "ITAKEYOURCOMPLIMENTWELL ." "HMM?" "ITHOUGHTYOUWERECOMING NEXT WEEK." "YEAH,WELL,I'MEARLY." "WHAT'S THIS?" "WHATAREYOUGONNADO?" "STAYHERE." "*OH,LORD, I'M WALKING DOWN THE LINE *" "* WALKING DOWN THE LINE * [doorbell rings]" "YOUWANTTO GET THE FUCK OUT HERE?" "WHATTHEFUCK?" "FUCKING" "WHATTHEFUCK?" "GET OFF ME." "GET THE FUCK OFF ME." "[grunting and shouting] [dull thuds]" "NEVERAGAIN." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" "JIMMY,STOP." "YOU'REFUCKINGDEAD!" "ALLRIGHT,ENOUGH,JIMMY." "OH." "SHIT." "[sobbing softly]" "[tires screech] [rock music playing on radio]" "* * [tires squealing]" "SOYOULEARNEDALL THAT IN THE ARMY?" "TOFIGHT?" "NO, THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO KILL THERE." "WITHYOURHANDS?" "HANDS,YOUKNOW,GUNS," "KNIVES, GRENADES, WHATEVER." "SODIDYOUHAVETOREGISTER THEM AS LETHAL WEAPONS?" "WHAT,MYHANDS?" "I THINK THE ARMY DOES THAT FOR YOU." "FUCKING" A," THAT'S COOL, JIM." "SO YOU HAD TO CONTROL YOURSELF," "LIKE, YOUR INSTINCTS." "THAT IS AWESOME." "OH,BUTABOUTYOUREYE..." "OH,YEAH,NO , I'LL TELL MOM" "I WAS PLAYING DODGEBALL OR SOMETHING." "GOODMAN." "DOES IT HURT?" "OH!" "[laughs]" "I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT." "DICK." "OH!" "[laughs]" "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "FUCKINGASSHOLE." "SO LUCKY YOU GOT JIMMY TODAY," "'CAUSE IF THAT SHIT WAS ME..." "CALL ME FARTLETT?" "YEAH, THAT'S COOL." "CALL ME FARTLETT." "WHATEVER." "YOU KNOW, WHATEVER." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY." "YOU HIT A GUY LIKE THIS," "BOOM, DEAD." "WAH-WAH-WAH." "BAH." "MOLLY MOLLOY," "BORN IN DUBUQUE, IOWA." "HAS A DOG NAMED STELLA AND FEEDS IT RED MEAT ONLY." "ADRIANNA BRAGG, 15, NOW IN THE 11TH GRADE," "SYOSSET HIGH," "NO DOG." "SCOTTY,IT'SMY BIRTHDAY." "COME DOWN AND EAT ALREADY." "HAPPYBIRTHDAY." "OH,MYGOD." "I'LLBETIMAKETHECOVER  OF ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST." "ANDIT'SYOURS?" "NO,I BOUGHTIT  FOR THE RAG HEADS UP THE BLOCK" "THAT JUST HIT THE LOTTO." "YES, IT'S MINE." "IT'S OURS." "HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU." "THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAUNDRY ROOM RIGHT HERE." "THIS IS THE KITCHEN." "I PUT IN ONE OF THOSE CENTER ISLANDS THAT WE TALKED ABOUT." "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT." "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "SCOTT, THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR ROOM." "WOW,LOOKSLIKE THE MILLENNIUM FALCON." "YEAH,MICK,IT 'S,UH-- IT'S VERY MODERN." "YEAH,IT'SMODERN." "IT'S ULTRAMODERN." "I USED THE BEST ARCHITECT ON THE ISLAND." "REALLY?" "IS THERE STILL TIME TO-- I DON'T KNOW" "MAYBE, UH, TAKE THE EDGE OFF SOMEHOW?" "TAKETHEEDGEOFF ?" "YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?" "NO." "YOUMEANTMILLENNIUMFALCON IN A GOOD WAY?" "YEAH,DEFINITELY." "CHECKTHISOUT." "THIS IS WHERE THE SUNROOM IS GONNA BE" "WITH THE EASTERN EXPOSURE." "GET THAT MORNING LIGHT THAT WE TALKED ABOUT--BEAUTIFUL." "THE WINDOWS ARE DOUBLE-PANED, PLATE GLASS, SLIGHTLY TINTED." "THEY COST A FORTUNE, BUT THEY ARE-- smooch-- BEAUTIFUL." "YEAH,BUTWOULDN'TIT JUST BE CHEAPER" "IF WE BUILT A SUNROOM ON OUR HOUSE?" "WEDON'THAVETHE ACREAGE ON OUR PROPERTY." "WE COULD BUILD A TENNIS COURT HERE." "WEDON'THAVEANY  TENNIS PLAYERS IN OUR FAMILY." "[train horn blows]" "MAYBEYOUCOULDLEARN." "WECOULDPUT A TENNIS COURT IN NOW" "IF I WANTED TO LEARN, MICKEY." "WELL,YEAH,WE COULDPUT IN AN ABOVEGROUND POOL TOO." "BUT WE MIGHT AS WELL BE BACK IN QUEENS." "ITWOULDN'TBE  SUCH A BAD THING, WOULD IT?" "TOBEBACKINQUEENS?" "YEAH." "COMEON,MOM." "DON 'TARGUE." "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY." "WE'LLBEINSIDE." "[sighs]" "YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WARNED ME." "I MEAN, A DECISION LIKE THIS YOU MAKE WITHOUT ASKING ME," "MOVING OUR FAMILY?" "IT'SNEXTDOOR." "WE'RE NOT MOVING." "WE'RE UPGRADING, YOU KNOW?" "IN WITH THE NEW." "OUT WITH THE OLD." "[whispering] FUCKER." "WHATISIT WITHQUEENS?" "SHE'S LIKE DOROTHY IN THE WIZARD OF OZ." "IT'SDIFFERENTTHERE." "SHE HAD HER NEIGHBORS AROUND TO COMPLAIN TO." "TAKES HER MIND OFF THE PROBLEMS." "WHATPROBLEMS?" "SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS." "YOUSOUNDLIKEDAD ." "IDO?" "THEY DON'T EVEN FUCK ANYMORE." "WHAT?" "HOWTHEFUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOUKNOWTHERUBBERS UNDER DAD'S BED" "WE USED TO USE AS WATER BALLOONS?" "EW,YEAH." "THEYHAVEN'TBEENTHERE IN OVER A YEAR." "OKAY,WELL,FIRSTOFALL," "THAT'S SICK TO EVEN THINK ABOUT," "AND SECOND, SHE'S COMING, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP." "[chuckles quietly]" "[serene acoustic music]" "* *" "FOUNDTHEM IN MY WINDOW WELL." "WHATIFTHEYHAVEPARENTS WHO WILL BE WORRIED" "IF THEY DON'T COME HOME?" "YEAH,IFFROGSWORRY, I GUESS." "WHATDOYOUTHINKWOULD HAPPEN IF I DIDN'T COME HOME?" "THEY'DLOOKFORYOU ." "WHO?" "IDON'TKNOW." "MAYBE THEY'D SEND BLAZE SALAD FUCK." "[chuckles] I'M KIDDING." "REALLY, I'M--YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY HE NEVER ASKED YOU OUT." "ITWASWEIRD SEEING YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED." "WELL,HE'SBIGGERTHANME." "WASN'T A FAIR FIGHT." "YEAH,BUT--IDON'TKNOW" "I FELT LIKE YOU WERE, LIKE, MY, UH" "MY LITTLE BROTHER OR SOMETHING." "REALLY?" "YOUR BROTHER?" "YEAH." "YEAH,I BETTERGO ." "WHAT?" "NO,COMEON." "I'M--I'M KIDDING." "I WAS JOKING." "I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY." "NO, I WAS-- I WAS JUST KIDDING." "I'MNOTMAD." "GOD,YOU'REBEINGSUCHA..." "NO,YOU'RESUPPOSED TO SMOTHER IT WITH SOMETHING." "THEN YOU CAN PULL IT OUT." "SHUTUP." "CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THIS?" "[slow heartbeat] [heartbeat quickens]" "[exhalesheavily]" "WHATISWRONGWITHYOU?" "[foot stomps]" "ISITABAD ONE ,DAD ?" "YEAH." "WHATDOYOUMEAN, A BAD ONE?" "DEERTICK." "OH,MYGOD." "OH, MY GOD." "YEAH." "WELL,WHEREDIDITHAPPEN, OUTSIDE OR IN THE HOUSE OR" "IDON'TKNOW." "IT'S FILLED WITH BLOOD." "OH,MYGOD." "SCOTTY, I'M SO" "HOWAREYOUFEELING?" "YOU FEELING OKAY?" "I'MSOSORRY." "YEAH,I 'MFINE." "HE'LLPROBABLYHAVE TO GET A" "WHAT?" "BLOODTRANSFUSION." "[laughs]" "I'M KIDDING." "IT'S NOT A BAD ONE." "[laughs]" "THAT'SNOTFUNNY." "THAT'S NOT FUNNY." "WHOO." "CHARLIE,WHYDON'TYOU  TAKE HIM HOME, OKAY?" "STOP SCRATCHING." "LET ME SEE." "IT'SNOTABAD ONE ." "ALL RIGHT?" "WOULDYOUTAKEHIM HOME?" "COMEON." "COME ON." "LET'S GO." "LIGHTEN UP." "LOOKATIT THROUGHHERE." "LOVELY." "[groans] [giggles]" "OKAY, OKAY, DON'T" "IT'SNOTFUNNY." "I'MJUSTKIDDING." "YOU'RE HURTING MY ARMS." "JESUS." "COTTONBOWL, A YOUNG JOE MONTANA," "ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE." "HE FELL ILL..." "ALLRIGHT." "[sighs]" "WHAT?" "WHAT IS IT?" "WHATDOESIT FEELLIKE?" "WHATDOESTHISFEEL-- THIS FEELS LIKE" "JUST A PERPETUAL ACID TRIP IS WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE." "[laughs]" "WHATAREYOULAUGHINGAT?" "I'M KIDDING." "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ACID TRIP IS." "[snickers]" "HEY,DOYOUKNOW WHAT AN ACID TRIP IS?" "NO,I HAVENO FUCKINGIDEA." "GOOD." "GOOD." "NO, IT CHANGES." "I MEAN, SOMETIMES, IT FEELS LIKE, UM," "THE FLU, AND OTHER TIMES, IT'S WORSE," "LIKE, UM, YOU KNOW, MY HEAD'S ON FIRE KIND OF." "YEAH." "HEY, UH," "YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THE TICK." "[chuckles] RIGHT?" "NOTICK?" "RIGHT,NOTICK." "NOTICK?" "NO--NOTICK." "BRENDA." "HI." "OH,MELISSA,HI ." "HI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "HOW'S YOUR NEW HOUSE?" "OH--OH,IT'S-- IT'S COMING QUICKLY." "YEAH, I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT." "SOI 'MSEEINGYOUTODAY, RIGHT?" "OH,WHYWOULDYOU BE?" "WELL,MICKEYSAID THAT THE BOYS" "WERE COMING OUT TO THE SITE." "I JUST--WELL, I FIGURED YOU WERE COMING ALONG WITH THEM." "RIGHT." "YEAH, UM," "GOD, WELL, IT'S THANKSGIVING, THOUGH." "AREN'T--ARE YOU WORKING TODAY?" "INDIANS,YOUKNOW." "THEY HAVE DIFFERENT HOLIDAYS THAN US." "HEY, HOW'S SCOTT DOING?" "I'M SORRY." "I WAS" "I WAS GONNA CALL YOU." "I'MSORRY." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "HEDIDN'TTELLYOU  ABOUT THE TICK?" "STOPPICKING." "MOM,THISIS RIDICULOUS." "DOYOUHAVEANY IDEA HOW SICK YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN?" "DO YOU?" "IJUSTLOOKLIKE A TOTAL DINGUS." "DID HE CALL?" "DIDWHOCALL?" "DAD." "[train horn blows]" "NO." "AREYOUMAD?" "JUSTDON'TSTARTLYING TO ME SCOTT, OKAY?" "NO,I DIDN'TLIE." "YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ANYTHING." "YOUSHOULDHAVETOLDME, SCOTTY." "JUST TELL ME NEXT TIME, OKAY?" "THAT'S IT." "MAYBEYOUSHOULDHAVE HAD A GIRL." "THEY TELL THEIR MOTHERS EVERYTHING." "WELL,MAYBEYOUSHOULDHAVE  ASKED GOD" "FOR A MOTHER WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER CHILDREN." "[phone ringing]" "LOOK, JUST DON'T ARGUE WITH ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY?" "I'M SORRY." "I'M VERY TIRED." "HELLO." "YEAH, THEY'RE BOTH HERE." "JIMMY'S ASLEEP." "LOOK, WAS THERE ANY REASON I WASN'T INFORMED" "OF THIS LITTLE FIELD TRIP?" "[laughs]" "YEAH, UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT," "UH, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME ANYWAY." "DINNER'S AT 4:00 SHARP." "GO WAKE YOUR BROTHER." "THEIDEAIS TO PRESELLOFF  THE MODEL, AS MANY AS I CAN," "THEN BORROW FROM THE BANK TO BUILD." "THIS IS, UH, SCOTT STREET, AND THIS IS JAMES." "NOBODYCALLSME JAMES ANYMORE." "HADI KNOWN,JIM, I WOULD HAVE NAMED YOU," "YOU KNOW, BOARDWALK, PARK PLACE," "LEXINGTON, MADISON." "WHYDON'TWE JUSTMOVEHERE ?" "WELL,THIS IS AFFORDABLE HOUSING" "FOR PEOPLE MAKING $20,000, $30,000 A YEAR." "THAT'S NOT US ANYMORE." "WELL,HOWMUCH DO YOU MAKE?" "THAT'SA BADHABIT,SCOTT," "ASKING PEOPLE HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MAKE." "YOUR DAD, IT'S OKAY." "BUT BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR," "WE WILL OFFICIALLY BE MILLIONAIRES." "AND YOU CAN QUIT THAT ARMY SHIT," "MAKE SOME REAL DOUGH, RIGHT?" "* DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DAH *" "* DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DAH *" "WHATPROBLEMS DO THEY HAVE?" "I'LLTELLYOU WHEN YOU'RE OF AGE, ALL RIGHT?" "TRUST ME." "OH, SHIT." "OH, THIS IS EMBARRASSING." "HI,GUYS." "MAN." "[music playing loudly] [smoke alarm beeping]" "OH,JEEZ." "OH." "OH,MYGOD." "OH." "AH." "GOSH." "OH." "I'M SORRY." "I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP UP THERE." "HOW IS IT?" "IS IT" "UH,SADTO SAY, THIS BIRD HAS SEEN BETTER DAYS." "OW." "OH,I ..." "WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?" "OH, GOD, WHAT A WASTE." "AH, WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER, RIGHT?" "YEAH?" "[laughs]" "OH, I'M SORRY." "DAD'SSITEIS AWESOME." "HOWNICE." "YEAH,IT'S--IT'SHUGE," "LIKE, THE SIZE OF SIX FOOTBALL FIELDS TIED TOGETHER." "WOW." "YEAH,IT'SSUPPOSEDTOBE LIKE A MODERN-DAY LEVITTOWN." "YOU SHOULD GO OUT THERE." "REALLY, IT'S AMAZING." "DAD SAID BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, WE'LL BE MILLIONAIRES." "MOREMONEY,MOREPROBLEMS." "JIMMY, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO LAY OUT" "ON OUR ROOF IN QUEENS, REMEMBER?" "OH,YEAH,YEAH, AND WHAT'S-HIS-NAME," "THE OLD NUT NEXT DOOR-- WHAT'S HIS NAME?" "OH,GEE,UM ,VELTRY." "VELTRY,RIGHT." "OH, YEAH, HE'D JUST SIT IN HIS WINDOW FOR HOURS," "LURKING LIKE" "YEAH,EXACTLY,LIKETHAT, WITH THAT FACE." "[laughs]" "DIDYOUBURNANY TURKEYS BACK THEN, DOROTHY?" "DOROTHY?" "YOU--YOU SAID DOROTHY, RIGHT?" "WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?" "BECAUSEALLYOUHAVETODO  IS CLICK YOUR HEELS TOGETHER," "AND YOU'RE BACK IN QUEENS." "[inhalessharply] AH." "ON THAT NOTE." "[laughs]" "ANYBODY UP FOR A HOT GAME OF MONOPOLY?" "[laughing]YEAH." "GOOD,' CAUSEI AM." "[laughs]" "SHIT." "SHIT." "I'M--GOD DAMN IT, I'M" "ALLRIGHT." "WOW." "SOMETIMESI JUSTFEEL SO STUPID, YOU KNOW?" "IT'SOKAY,MOM." "[atmospheric xylophone music]" "* *" "HI,DAD." "HEY." "WHATDOYOUTHINK?" "[dog barking]" "UM..." "NICE SHOES." "COULDYOU-- COULD YOU ZIP THIS UP FOR ME?" "UH,SURE." "SWEETIE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE KIND OF COLD" "WITH--WITH ALL THE BACK EXPOSED LIKE THAT?" "DAD,DAD,COMEON." "IT'S FINE." "I HAVE A JACKET." "AND IT'S A CHURCH PARTY." "THE--THESTRAPTHING, THE PINK" "YES." "YOUCANSEEIT." "DAD,SINCEWHENDID YOU  BECOME SUCH A SQUARE?" "BUTDOYOUKNOW THAT YOU CAN SEE IT?" "YEAH,YEAH,IT 'S-- IT'S PART OF THE DRESS." "THAT'SWHATTHEY'RE-- THAT'S THE LOOK?" "THAT'SWHATTHEGIRLS ARE WEARING THESE DAYS." "OKAY." "ALLRIGHT." "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME TO THE CHURCH PARTY?" "NO,I HAVEALOT OF, UH,  IRONS IN THE FIRE." "[chuckles]" "AREYOUSURE?" "YEAH,I 'MSURE." "UM, HAVE A GREAT TIME, OKAY?" "IWILL." "LOVEYOU ." "BYE ." "ALLRIGHT,SWEETIE." "I LOVE YOU." "LIGHTS LOOK GREAT." "YEAH, THEY'RE GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL ALL OVER THE HOUSE." "[exhales sharply]" "OURFATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN," "HALLOWED BE THY NAME." "THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE" "ON EARTH AS IT IS DONE IN HEAVEN." "AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION," "BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL," "AND DELIVER US, LORD, FROM ALL EVIL," "AND GRANT US PEACE THIS DAY." "PEACE BE WITH YOU." "all:" "AND ALSO WITH YOU." "ANDNOWLET'SOFFER ONE ANOTHER" "A GESTURE OF PEACE TODAY." "PEACEBEWITHYOU ." "ANDALSOWITHYOU ." "PEACEBEWITHYOU ,HONEY." "[shuddering exhaling] [slow music]" "* *" "*THYSHALLNEVERLOVE  ANOTHER *" "THYSHALLNEVERLOVE ANOTHER." "*ANDSTANDBYME ALL THE WHILE *" "ANDSTANDBY ME  ALL THE WHILE." "*TAKEHAPPINESS*" "* WITH THE HEARTACHES *" "TAKEHAPPINESS WITH THE HEARTACHES." "WHAT'SUP, MR. SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER?" "MERRYCHRISTMAS." "DOYOULIKE?" "NOTBAD." "NOTBAD?" "COME ON." "BETTER THAN NOT BAD." "YEAH,I GUESS." "TURNAROUND." "LET ME SEE." "THIS IS KIND OF BEAT, HUH?" "IT'SA CHURCH." "SNEAKA BOTTLEOF REDAND  MEET ME IN THE CONFESSIONALS." "THOUSHOULDALWAYS HAVE FAITH IN ME." "*INEVERYTHINGISAY AND DO *" "INEVERYTHINGISAY  AND DO." "BLESSME,FATHER, FOR I HAVE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." "DID YOU BRING THE WINE?" "[scoffs] I SAID RED, NOT WHITE." "WELL,COULDN'TEXACTLY BE CHOOSY." "[laughs]" "YOU NEVER DRANK, HAVE YOU?" "OH,WELL,YEAH." "WE'REINACONFESSIONAL, SCOTT." "YOU CAN'T JUST BLATANTLY LIE." "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THE TRUTH," "NO MATTER WHAT I ASK YOU." "[snickers]" "ASKMESOMETHING." "UM,HAVEYOUEVER THOUGHT OF ME" "AS MORE THAN JUST, LIKE, A BROTHER?" "OKAY,ENOUGHTRUTH." "LET'S PLAY DARE." "IT'LL BE MORE FUN." "DAREISN'TPART OF A CONFESSION." "WELL,NEITHERIS DRINKING." "FINE, I'LL DARE YOU SOMETHING FIRST." "I DARE YOU..." "I DARE YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES." "OKAY, OPEN." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "NICE." "ISAID"LOOK,"PERV." "IHATETO ASK,MICKEY," "AND YOU KNOW HOW CHARLIE IS ABOUT FAVORS," "BUT I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITH IT." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "I JUST WISH YOU'D SAID SOMETHING SOONER." "I'LL GET A COUPLE OF GUYS OVER HERE RIGHT AWAY." "OH,YOUDON'TNEED TO DO THAT." "I MEAN, WELL," "YOU COULD TAKE IT OUT OF MY COMMISSIONS." "OH,AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "PLEASE." "YOU DESERVE IT." "JUST TELL CHARLIE IT'S A BONUS." "I CAN GIVE YOU A BONUS, RIGHT?" "[heavy breathing]" "DON'TWORRY." "CHARLIE'S IN THE CITY LATE TONIGHT." "THISHEREIS WRONG." "IKNOW." "[heavy breathing and moaning]" "MICKEY." "OH, MICKEY." "MOM?" "DAD?" "OKAY, WE'RE COOL." "YOU HAVE TO INHALE LIKE, UH" "LIKE YOUR MOM JUST CAUGHT YOU DOING SOMETHING REALLY BAD." "WATCH, LIKE THIS." "[inhales sharply] MOMMY'S COMING." "[inhaleswildly] MOMMY'S COMING." "[coughing] [laughing]" "HOLYSHIT." "YOU'RECUTE." "IAM?" "I MEAN, I KNOW." "IFYOUWERE,LIKE, THREE YEARS OLDER," "WE COULD GO OUT." "'CAUSE I ONLY GO OUT WITH OLDER BOYS." "THEY'RE--THEY'RE MORE MATURE." "SOME OF THEM EVEN HAVE MUSTACHES." "SHIT." "OH,YOULIKEMUSTACHES?" "YOUGOTALONGWAY TO GO." "WELL,I MEAN, MY DAD DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ONE." "HE'S THE ONE I TAKE AFTER." "YOURDADDOESN'TNEEDONE TO ATTRACT THE LADIES." "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "LETMEPUTITTHIS WAY." "I WOULDN'T BE SO HIP TO TAKING AFTER HIM SO MUCH IF I WERE YOU." "THAT'S ALL." "WELL,WHYTHEFUCKNOT?" "I'MJUSTSAYING,LIKE" "OKAY, THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO END UP LIKE IS MY MOTHER." "I MEAN, THE BOTH OF THEM" "ARE JUST SO--I DON'T KNOW-- PHONY OR SOMETHING." "PHONY?" "HAVE YOU BEEN READING THAT BOOK ABOUT THE KID" "WHO RUNS AWAY FROM PRIVATE SCHOOL?" "ACTUALLY,YEAH." "YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE." "WELL,YOUKNOW,ITTURNSOUT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S PHONY IS... [stammers]" "AREYOUSTONED?" "YOU LOOK STONED." "NO." "AREYOUFEELINGIT?" "YOUMAKEME ... [laughs]" "TURNSOUTTHATTHE ONLYONE WHO'S PHON--WHO'S PHONY" "IS, YOU KNOW, FUCKING WHAT'S-HIS-NAME." "UH, THE--THE" "THE KID WHO--WHO-- WHO TELLS THE STORY." "[laughs]" "FUCKINGCAULFIELD." "SO?" "SO?" "ANYWAYS,ASIWAS SAYING, OLDER BOYS..." "THEY CAN TAKE A HINT." "YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH GUESSING." "LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN A GIRL'S WEARING MISTLETOE IN HER HAIR," "PRETTY MUCH MEANS ONE THING." "OH,WOW,YEAH." "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." "[clearsthroat]" "ITHINKMOMMY'S REALLY COMING." "[laughs]" "HEY." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO THE CHURCH PARTY." "YEAH,YEAH,IT WAS-- IT WAS BEAT." "WHAT'STHATSMELL?" "IS--IS THAT" "OH,YEAH,IWAS JUST SHOWING HER THIS TRICK." "SCOTTY,DON'TDO THAT." "YOU'RE GONNA BURN DOWN THE HOUSE." "[coughing]" "THAT'SYOURDAD." "MYDAD'SHERE?" "YEAH,YEAH, HE'S HELPING, UM" "HE'S GONNA HELP US WITH THE SUNROOM." "HEY." "HOW YOU GUYS DOING?" "YOU STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE?" "YEAH,HOW--HOWAREYOU , MR. BARTLETT?" "I'MPRETTYGOOD." "NICE SHIRT THERE, BIG GUY." "YEAH." "[snickers]" "WESHOULD,UM , GET BACK." "UH,YEAH,TO THE,UH- " "TO THE--TO THE SITE." "WE GOT SOME LATE, UH, CUSTOMERS." "SO, UH, I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE." "BEGOOD." "BYE." "HOLYSHIT." "DO YOU THINK HE KNEW?" "SCOTT,UM..." "YOUR DAD'S FUCKING MY MOM." "I MEAN, COME ON, FIXING THE SUNROOM IN THE BASEMENT?" "HEISNOT." "ISTOO." "OH,MAN." "I FEEL" "I FEEL... [serene organ music]" "* *" "*THEBELLSOFST." "MARY'S*" "* AH, HEAR THEY ARE CALLING *" "[exhalesheavily]" "OH." "HOLY SHIT." "[hammer banging]" "OH, HOLY FUCKING SHIT." "SEIZEDTHEAMERICANEMBASSY IN TEHRAN." "THEY TOOK MANY HOSTAGES." "YOUHAVEAROUGHNIGHT LAST NIGHT, KIDDO?" "UH,AREYOUSURE YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?" "YOU FEEL OKAY?" "UH-HUH." "WELL,COMEHERE AND EAT SOMETHING." "OH,NO,I'MFINE." "THE BUS." "I'M LATE." "YOUSHOULDPUTSOMETHING IN YOUR STOMACH." "I'LL TAKE YOU." "COME ON." "SIT DOWN." "YOUKNOW,THAT'SOKAY." "I'M OKAY." "EVERYTHING'S GREAT." "I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER." "HOLDON." "YOUR BROTHER'S LEAVING ON TUESDAY--TUESDAY NOW." "COMEON,GUYS." "CHEER UP." "OH,DON'TMINDUS." "GO--YEAH, HAVE A GOOD TIME." "GO AHEAD." "BUTWHATCOULDBEBETTER THAN HANGING HERE" "WITH DOOM AND GLOOM?" "LOOK,JUSTPROMISEME YOU WON'T BE A HERO." "NO, REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS HIDE OUT SOMEWHERE SAFE" "AND JUST WAIT TILL IT'S OVER." "MA,IT'SNOTWORLDWARII." "YEAH, IT'S THE FALKLAND ISLANDS." "PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE A SINGLE SHOT FIRED." "BUT IF THERE IS, JIMMY'S ON THE FRONT LINE," "FIRST TO GO IN." "DICK!" "NO, MA, THAT'S BULL" "COME ON, SCOTTY." "THAT'S BULLSHIT." "NO,IS-- IS HE REALLY JOKING?" "HEJUSTTOLDME." "HE JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THE BIG SCARY SPANISH GUYS." "FUCKHEAD." "SO FULL OF SHIT." "MOM, THEY JUST ACTIVATED ME BECAUSE" "THEY'REMOBILIZING THE TROOPS," "I MEAN, HAVE THEM SITTING ON AIRCRAFT CARRIERS," "SMOKING CIGARETTES, PROBABLY." "YEAH,PROBABLY." "YEAH?" "HOPEFULLY." "[laughssarcastically] [imitatinglaughter]" "SOMETURNOUT,HUH?" "YEAH." "MR.POPULARALLOFA SUDDEN." "MM-HMM." "YEAH,YOUSHOULDSLOWDOWN ." "YOUSHOULDSPEEDUP." "YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?" "COME ON." "LIVE A LITTLE." "OKAY." "COMEON." "*WHENYOUWEAR YOUR BELL-BOTTOM PANTS *" "* I JUST STAND THERE IN A TRANCE *" "* HUH, I CAN'T MOVE *" "* YOUR INNER GROVE *" "NO,HEY,NO ,SHITBAG ." "TOO YOUNG FOR THAT." "TASTESLIKEPISSANYWAY." "ITISPISS." "SHUTUP,DICK." "WOW." "THE HERO, HUH?" "AH,NOTQUITEYET ." "ADRIANNA,WILLYOUGO GET ME MY DRINK?" "SURE." "AREYOUREALLYTHATSICK , BRINGING HER HERE?" "SHE'SMYMOM,SCOTT." "I CAN'T NOT LET HER DO THINGS." "A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, PLEASE." "DON'TYOUMEANANICED TEA WITHOUT THE LONG ISLAND PART?" "IT'SFORMY MOM." "CANI DANCEWITHYOU GUYS?" "YEAH." "[hummingrhythmically]" "[Boston's More than a Feeling playing]" "* *" "*IT'SMORE THAN A FEELING *" "*MORETHANAFEELING*" "*WHENIHEARTHAT OLDSONG THEY USED TO PLAY *" "*MORETHANAFEELING*" "*ANDIBEGINDREAMING*" "*MORETHANAFEELING*" "*TILLISEE MARIANNE WALK AWAY *" "KIDS,UH, I'M GONNA CALL IT QUITS." "OH." "OKAY?" "YOUSURE?" "YEAH,I 'MJUSTHAVING-- YOUOKAY?" "YEAH,NO,I'M-- I'M A LITTLE TIRED." "YEAH?" "SOI--I'LLSEEYOU LATER BEFORE YOU GO, RIGHT?" "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "OKAY,HONEY." "YOU GONNA TAKE SCOTTY HOME?" "YEAH,OFCOURSE,OFCOURSE." "OKAY." "BYE,MOM." "LOVEYOUGUYS." "[clearsthroat]" "HEY,DAD." "DAD, THINK I CAN, UH, TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "WHAT?" "THINKI CANTALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "[laughs]" "YEAH, GO AHEAD." "ALLRIGHT,HERE,COMEHERE ." "COME HERE, OVER HERE." "HEY,WE'REDANCING." "IKNOW,BUTJUSTWANT TOTALK TO HIM FOR A SECOND, OKAY?" "ALLRIGHT." "JUSTFORASECOND." "YEAH,JUSTASECOND." "IFI DISAPPOINTEDYOU SOMEHOW, I'M SORRY." "BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" "YOU'VE GOT YOUR MOTHER'S HARD-TO-PLEASE GENE." "I'MJUSTSAYING, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING," "JUST DON'T FLAUNT IT AROUND SO MUCH." "ANDWHATIS IT I'MDOING, HMM?" "YOUKNOW." "TELLME." "NO, NO, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME." "HMM?" "I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION, SOLDIER." "ANSWER ME." "HUH?" "WHAT, YOU CAN'T TAKE A LITTLE LOVE TAP NOW AND THEN?" "TELL ME." "COME ON." "YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF." "YOU'RE GOING OVER THERE TO FIGHT." "YOU LET THOSE FUCKING SPICS PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE THAT?" "COME ON." "COME ON." "TOUGH GUY, COME ON." "YEAH." "YEAH." "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "YEAH, COME ON, JIMBO." "YOU'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS." "COME ON." "COME ON." "GIVE IT TO ME." "COME ON." "GIVE IT TO ME." "GIVE IT TO ME." "GIVE IT TO ME!" "COME ON!" "GIVE IT TO ME!" "COME ON." "COME ON." "FUCK." "FUCK!" "WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING," "JUST WATCH IT." "FUCKING SCOTT, DAD." "WHATDIDITELLYOU ABOUT THIS WORLD, HMM?" "YOU'RE EITHER CHASING SOMETHING," "OR YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMETHING." "ME, I CHASE." "YOU?" "BUT MAYBE I'M WRONG ABOUT YOU." "MAYBE A LITTLE PIECE OF ME RUBBED OFF ON YOU, HUH?" "JUST A LITTLE PIECE." "DON'T GET SHOT TO PIECES OVER THERE." "I'MNEVERGONNASPEAK TO YOU AGAIN." "NO,YOUSAID YOU WERE LEAVING TOMORROW." "YOU TOLD MOM YOU'D SEE HER BEFORE." "I HEARD YOU." "DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE NOW?" "I'MINTHEFUCKINGSERVICE, SCOTT." "I HAVE TO GO AND FIGHT." "WHENDOYOUSHIPOUT?" "MAYBE--MAYBE I CAN COME AND VISIT." "IDON'TKNOW." "I'LLPROBABLY GO OUT FIRST, RIGHT AWAY." "THAT'SCOOL." "CAN YOU BRING ME BACK A RIFLE OR A GRENADE OR SOMETHING?" "[sighsexasperatedly]" "I DON'T CARRY A RIFLE." "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "WHAT DO YOU HAVE, AN UZI?" "OH,FUCK." "I'M A COMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST." "COMMUNICATIONSWHAT?" "YOUKNOWRADARINM *A *S*H?" "THAT'S ME." "NO,YOUSAID" "NO,I DIDN'TSAYANYTHING." "YOU ASSUMED, WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING" "YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING SO MUCH OF." "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "YOU'RE LIKE RADAR?" "I'MNOTLIKEFUCKINGRADAR, OKAY?" "I JUST DO WHAT HE DOES ON THE SHOW." "YOU THINK I LIKE BEING STUCK IN UNIFORM" "IN FUCKING MIDDLE OF NOWHERE," "TAKING ORDERS FORM A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WITH GUNS?" "SOQUIT." "ANDWHAT?" "WHAT, COME HOME?" "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY?" "DAD'S BEEN DOING THIS AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER." "AND AS LONG AS SHE FUCKING TAKES THIS," "IT'S GONNA GO ON AND ON." "YOU'RE GONNA ROT YOUR FUCKING STOMACH OUT LIKE I DID." "IFEELLIKE I'M IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE." "YEAH,WELL,WELCOME TO OUR WONDERFUL LITTLE FAMILY" "AND OUR PERFECT LITTLE SUBURBAN LIFE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "DAD'S RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING." "YOU SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE IN ANOTHER STATE" "WAY ACROSS THE FUCKING COUNTRY." "YEAH,MAYBE I'LL JUST GIVE UP" "AND BECOME PUSSY LIKE RADAR." "IREALLYHOPEYOU DON 'T." "[plucked string music]" "* *" "[clearsthroat]" "WHO'STHERE?" "UH,JUSTME ." "WHAT'SWITHTHESHIFTYEYES ?" "IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE..." "ASHAMED OF SOMETHING." "YEAH." "UH, NO." "I WAS JUST COMING TO SEE IF SHE WAS AROUND" "SO WE COULD RIDE THE BUS." "SHEGOTARIDE." "FROMWHO?" "LISTEN,ATHERAGE ," "THINGS CHANGE EVERY DAY, OKAY, AT ANY AGE." "THAT'S ONE THING YOU CAN BE SURE OF IN LIFE." "THINGS CHANGE." "SCOTT, LISTEN." "TOMORROW SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT BACK ON THE BUS WITH YOU." "WHO KNOWS?" "OKAY?" "[school bell ringing]" "*BABY, WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU *" "* I THINK ABOUT LOVE *" "* DARLING, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU *" "* AND YOUR LOVE *" "* AND IF I HAD... *" "ISTHATATEARINYOUREYE?" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "WRITINGISON THEWALL,MAN." "SHE'S TOTALLY SLUTTING IT OUT WITH BLAZE." "SO?" "WHAT'S IT TO ME?" "ITHOUGHTYOUWERE,LIKE ," "TOTALLY FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HER" "SINCE YOU WERE EIGHT." "WELL,DON'TYOUKNOW THINGS CHANGE IN LIFE, IDIOT?" "ASSHOLE." "DICK." "SORRY." "I DON'T KNOW, MAN." "MAYBE WHEN I WAS A KID, BUT NOW IT'S JUST" "IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD'VE, YOU KNOW..." "HOLYSHIT,YOUMEANYOU- " "ALLRIGHT,KEEPITDOWN , DICK WEED." "YOUCAN'TLEAVEME HANGING OUT TO DRY." "YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME EVERYTHING." "*FEELLIKEMAKINGLOVE *" "* TO YOU *" "HOPEWEHAVENICEWEATHER FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION." "WHAT'S WRONG, SCOTTY?" "I'MSORRY." "WHYAREYOUSORRY?" "'CAUSEI THOUGHT YOU WERE CRAZY." "HERE,TRYTHESE." "GO AHEAD." "TELL ME WHY YOU THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY." "BECAUSE,MOM, YOU'RE NEVER HAPPY." "YOU HATE DAD." "AND NOW I DO TOO." "SCOTTY,DON'TTELLME HOW I FEEL." "AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN WORRYING YOURSELF" "WITH, UH, MY PROBLEMS WITH YOUR FATHER?" "WELL,THEY'REKINDOF MY PROBLEMS TOO" "WHEN HE'S FUCKING MRS. BRAGG." "SCOTT,GODDAMNIT." "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?" "[laser zapping]" "SOMEFRIENDYOUARE ,LANDO." "BLAZE, WHERE'D YOU COME UP WITH THAT?" "[laser zapping]" "JUST WATCH IT, MAN." "[glass clinks]" "[laser zaps]" "FUCKING IDIOT." "YOU'RESUCHAFUCKINGLIAR ." "YOU SO LIED YOUR WIMPY LITTLE BABY BRAT ASS OFF." "DO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY?" "WHATDIDYOUHEAR?" "IHEARDTHATYOU FINGEREDME" "AND IT WAS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A JELLY DOUGHNUT." "I MEAN, EW, SCOTT, THAT IS SO DISGUSTING." "SHIT." "IMEAN,WHATTHE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU?" "IDON'TKNOW." "YOU TREAT ME DIFFERENT." "MAYBEIT'SBECAUSE I, LIKE, LIKED YOU." "IDIOT." "LOOK,HALFTHEGUYS IN MY GRADE" "LIE ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING ALL THE TIME, ALL RIGHT?" "I'LL JUST SAY IT WAS MADE UP." "YOUKNOWHOWITIS." "I'M ALREADY GETTING WEIRD PHONE CALLS." "YOUKNOW,THAT'STHE THIRD" "GOD,YOUARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE." "DO YOU THINK I'M A SLUT?" "NO." "WELL,I 'MNOT,OKAY?" "I'M NOT LIKE MY MOTHER." "I-IKNOWTHAT." "OH,SOYOUTHINK MY MOM'S A SLUT?" "OKAY,I DIDN'TSAYTHAT." "YOU SAID YOU THINK" "WELL,SHEIS ,OKAY?" "SHE'S A BIG, FAT, SLUTTY WHORE." "I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER." "MAYBETHEY'LL,LIKE, DIE TOGETHER" "IN A CAR ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING." "[electricity buzzing]" "YOUKNOW THIS IS THE THIRD RAIL, RIGHT?" "REALLY?" "IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?" "YOUKNOW,THEYSAY NOMATTER WHERE YOU ARE ON LONG ISLAND," "YOU CAN ALWAYS HEAR THE TRAIN." "CAN'T GET FAR ENOUGH AWAY." "WHATAREYOU, WALT WHITMAN NOW?" "AND DON'T FOLLOW ME." "YOURFATHERCALLED." "YEAH?" "YEAH,HE,UH-- HE SAID HE GOT TICKETS" "TO THE GAME TONIGHT AT THE COLISEUM." "HE WANTS YOU TO BE READY TO LEAVE BY 6:00." "IDON'TWANTTOGO." "WHATDOYOUMEAN,HEDOESN 'T WANT TO GO TO THE GAME?" "HE LOVES THE ISLANDERS." "WHERE IS HE?" "IS HE IN HIS ROOM?" "IS HE SICK?" "HEKNOWS." "HEKNOWSWHAT?" "HEKNOWSTHATYOU 'RE A MOTHERFUCKER, LITERALLY." "WHATKINDOF SHIT IS THAT TO SAY?" "YOUDOFUCKMOTHERS, DON'T YOU?" "MAN,YOUCANTAKETHEGIRL OUT OF QUEENS, AM I RIGHT?" "YEAH,ANDWHATARE YOU , KING FAROUK ALL OF A SUDDEN" "NOW YOU GOT A FEW DOLLARS IN YOUR POCKET?" "[exhales heavily]" "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MICK." "YOUCAN'TDO WHAT?" "IDON'TLOVEYOU ANYMORE." "I CANNOT STAND THE SIGHT OF YOUR FACE." "I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU." "I-I FIND YOU SO UGLY." "AND I CAN'T EVEN STAND THE WAY YOU FUCKING SMELL," "THE WAY YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH," "THE WAY YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING FOOD." "OH, YOU GOT THE FUCKING SHIT-EATING GRIN ON YOUR FACE" "ALL THE TIME." "YOU FUCKING DRIVE ME UP THE FUCKING WALL." "AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF" "IF I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER NIGHT IN BED WITH YOU." "YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH." "HEY,FUCKTHISGARBAGE!" "I'M GONNA GO GET SCOTT, AND I'M TAKING HIM TO THE GAME." "[plate shatters] GODDAMNIT ,MICKEY." "I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN ANYMORE." "HUMILIATED?" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I BREAK MY ASS FOR THIS FAMILY!" "OH,BULLSHIT." "ANDYOUSPENDMORETIME  WITH YOUR GODDAMN FIG TREE" "MYMOTHERGOTME THAT FIG TREE." "SHE TOLD ME NOT TO MARRY IRISH." "PLEASE." "JESUSCHRIST." "AND IF YOU WANT TO BRING OUR WEDDING DAY INTO THIS," "THAT'S AN EVEN BIGGER ISSUE." "FUCKTHISNONSENSE!" "I'M GONNA GO GET SCOTT." "I'M GOING TO THE GAME." "CHRIST,LOOK, I MADE MY DECISION." "WHAT,YOU'RETELLINGMENOW THAT YOU WEREN'T HAPPY" "ON YOUR WEDDING DAY?" "TELLINGME THAT YOU FELT TRAPPED" "MINUTES BEFORE THE CEREMONY" "DIDN'T EXACTLY BRING A FUCKING SMILE TO MY FACE." "IWASTALKINGABOUTTHETUX." "SOTHISIS ALLJUST SOME BIG MISUNDERSTANDING?" "MAYBE,MAYBE." "OH,OKAY." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "MAYBE?" "WELL, NO MORE." "I MADE MY DECISION." "I WANT YOU OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOUSE." "DOYOUKNOW WHY I GO WITH OTHER WOMEN?" "OH,CHRIST." "DOYOUKNOWWHY IGO  WITH OTHER WOMEN?" "BECAUSE THEY DON'T TELL ME" "THAT I MAKE THEM SICK TO THEIR STOMACH!" "IDON'TCARE." "THAT'SWHYIDOTHAT ." "SHUTTHEFUCKUP." "FUCKYOU." "FUCKYOU." "I'M TIRED OF YOU RUBBING MY FACE IN THIS SHIT." "YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE." "OH,COMEON ,PLEASE." "AND GO WHERE?" "WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA GO?" "I'M NOT GONNA GET" "GETOUTOF MY HOUSE." "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING CRAZY?" "THISISMY HOUSE." "THISISMY HOUSE." "YEAH,YEAH,I'MCRAZY." "I AM CRAZY." "I'M FUCKING INSANE RIGHT NOW." "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE." "[door clicks open shut]" "[car door clicks open and shut] [engine turns over] [inhalessharply]" "[door clicks open]" "[Elton John's Daniel playing]" "* *" "SEETHEGUY AT THE END OF THE BAR?" "TELL HIM TO COME DOWN HERE." "MICK." "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?" "YEAH?" "YEAH, MELISSA TOLD ME YOU SOLD THE LAST OF THE PLOTS." "CONGRATULATIONS." "YEAH,I COULDN'THAVEDONEIT WITHOUT HER." "OH,ABSOLUTELY." "I TELL MYSELF THAT EVERY DAY." "SHE'S A REAL GEM, A PRO." "WELL, SIT DOWN." "LET'S CATCH UP, HAVE A LITTLE DRINK." "BUY YOU A DRINK." "ONEDRINK?" "YEAH." "IGOTTIMEFOR AQUICKDRINK ." "I GOT A LOT OF SHIT GOING ON, BOY." "YOUSUREDO ." "YOU SURE DO, MICK." "LET ME SEE IF I" "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL REMEMBER." "LET ME--MY FRIEND, UH-- A, UH" "UH, UH, A GIMLET, NEAT." "YOUGOTASHARPMEMORY." "SO SHE TELLS ME THAT THE, UH, PENICILLIN," "IS IT, UH, WORKING FOR YOU?" "MM." "OH, GOD, IT--NO, IT'S, UH-- WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?" "I MEAN, ONE DAY," "THE DOCTOR TELLS ME IT'S MS, RIGHT?" "AND THEN THE NEXT DAY, HE TELLS ME IT'S... [silently]" "WHAT?" "[silently] [mumbles unintelligibly]" "SYPHILIS?" "YEAH." "YES, FUCKING SYPHILIS." "WHAT AMAZES ME, MICK, IS THAT THIS TINY LITTLE BUG" "NO BIGGER THAN A PIMPLE ON YOUR ASS" "CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE." "YEAH,THAT'SAREALSHAME." "HEY,MICK..." "YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU?" "YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME ON THAT HUNTING TRIP," "YOU REMEMBER?" "YEAH, YOU REMEMBER?" "DOYOUHAVE,UH, SYPHILIS?" "[inhalesdeeply]" "[exhales deeply]" "WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES..." "I WISH IT WAS SYPHILIS." "[laughs] [laughs]" "COME ON." "YEAH." "COMEON." "YEAH." "YEAH." "COMEON." "UH,THANKSFORTHE DRINK." "I GOT TO GO." "I'LL CATCH YOU." "MM-HMM." "THANKSAGAIN." "HEY,MICK,MICK!" "YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS SHIT?" "DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT, YES, NO, MAYBE?" "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY." "COME ON." "MELISSA." "MELISSA." "SHE COMES HOME THE OTHER DAY, AND SHE TELLS ME," "YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW," "ALL THIS SERIOUS DRAMATIC SHIT." "SHE ACCUSES ME OF IMAGINING ALL THIS." "WHAT WAS THE WORD SHE USED?" "UH, "PSYCHOSOMATIC,"" "YOU KNOW, WE BRING THINGS ON OURSELVES." "SO SHE'S A FUCKING PHILOSOPHER ALL OF A SUDDEN." "NOW, I'M THINKING, WHERE DID SHE PICK THAT UP?" "[laughs]" "I HAVE NO IDEA, CHARLIE, BUT I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT IT." "WELL,COMEON ,NOW,MICK." "YOU SEE HER EVERY DAY." "I'M WONDERING IF SOMEONE'S BEEN WHISPERING IN HER EAR" "LIKE A LITTLE SHIT BIRD." "CHARLIE,I GOTMY OWN FUCKING PROBLEMS, OKAY?" "HEY,MICK." "[imitates whispering]" "[plucked string music]" "* *" "FARTLETT." "WHATTHEFUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?" "WHAT?" "I DIDN'TSAYANYTHING?" "YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY YOU GOT YOUR BROTHER." "HEY,FUCKYOU." "YOUFUCK--OH,SHIT." "OH, OH." "OH." "YOU FUCK--OH!" "GET OFF ME!" "GET OFF ME!" "AAAH!" "OW!" "GET OFF ME!" "GET OFF ME." "OH." "AH!" "AH!" "AAAH!" "[thunder booming]" "WHATTHEHELLISTHIS ?" "GETOUTOF THECAR  RIGHT NOW." "YES, YOU'RE GONNA APOLOGIZE TO THIS BOY." "FORWHAT?" "THISBOYDOESNOT HAVE THE LUXURIES YOU DO." "HE'S LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOU ARE." "YEAH,HE'SSTILL A FUCKING ASSHOLE." "SCOTTY,GODDAMNIT." "OW." "WHEN JIMMY CAME HERE, HE ALMOST KILLED HIM." "HE DIDN'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE." "WHAT,JIMMYBEAT THIS BOY TOO?" "YES,A LONGTIMEAGO ." "AND I HEARD YOU SAY "FUCK" 1,000 TIMES LAST NIGHT." "WATCHYOURMOUTH." ""FUCK,FUCK,MOTHERFUCKER."" "SCOTTY,STOPIT ." "YOUKNOW,FUCKTHIS." "OH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOU GIVE A SHIT." "FUCK YOU." "FUCK DAD." "YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK, MAN." "[train rumbling, horn blowing]" "I'MGLADYOUDECIDED TO DROP BY AND SEE THE PLACE." "WHENI PICKEDHIMUP FROM SCHOOL TODAY," "HIS PRINCIPAL INFORMED ME THAT HE'S BEEN SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK." "THISO 'LEARY GONNA PRESS CHARGES?" "NO,NO,THEY'RENOT ,UH- " "MICKEY, THEY'RE NOT GOOD PARENTS." "WELL,PUNISHHIM." "YOU KNOW HOW." "BUTI DIDN'TDO ANYTHING." "LOOK,WEALLNEED TO LEARN" "HOW TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS." "WE SHOULD AT LEAST PAY FOR THIS BOY'S MEDICAL EXPENSES." "FINE." "HEDIDHITMEFIRST." "NO,THATWASMONTHSAGO." "ANDHECALLEDYOU  A NIGGER-RICH SAVAGE." "FUCKHIM AND HIS MEDICAL BILLS." "THATWASMONTHSAGO ." "AND, WHAT, YOU'VE BEEN WAITING" "FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO POUNCE HIM?" "[quietly]NO." "TODAY HE CALLED ME FARTLETT." "HECALLEDYOUWHAT?" "FARTLETT." "SCOTT,SCOTT, YOU DON'T THINK." "WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHEN I BUILT THE SITE" "ABOUT PEOPLE BEING JEALOUS?" "DON'T YOU REMEMBER?" "IDON'THAVETOFUCKING LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE." "FUCK YOU." "[door clicks open and shut]" "MICK." "WHATISTHEFUCKINGPOINT?" "YOU DON'T NEED ME TO PUNISH HIM." "NO,IT'SNOTABOUTTHAT ." "WHATISIT ABOUT,THEN?" "SOME TWISTED WAY FOR YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD?" "NO." "LOOK, DIVORCED AND SEPARATED PARENTS" "LET THEIR KIDS GET AWAY WITH MURDER" "BECAUSE THEY FEEL GUILTY THAT THEY BROKE UP THE HOME." "BUT IT'S A TRAP" "'CAUSE THE KIDS WIND UP FEELING RESENTFUL," "AND EVEN WORSE, ON DRUGS, GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE." "[laughs]" "I MEAN, I'M OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE 18 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES," "AND YOU'RE DR. FUCKING RUTH NOW?" "SHE'SA SEXTHERAPIST,MICK." "AND I SAW IT ON DONAHUE." "IT IS TRUE." "HE'SMADBECAUSE YOU THREW HIS FATHER OUT." "IT'S NORMAL." "ISITNORMALTHATNOWHESAYS HE HATES HIS FATHER?" "IS THAT NORMAL TOO?" "THENYOUACCOMPLISHED WHAT YOU SET OUT TO DO." "ANDWHAT'STHAT?" "TOPINTHEWHOLETHING ON ME." "OH." "WOW." "I CAME HERE FOR HIM," "AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING IT ALL ABOUT YOU." "WOW." "SHESTILLAWAKE?" "THAT'S GOOD." "THROW ME DOWN ONE." "ONEWHAT?" "THESMOKE," "I COULD SEE IT FROM MY WINDOW." "SINCEWHENDO YOUSMOKE?" "DON'TBEATIGHT-ASS." "THROW ME ONE." "THIS THING ISN'T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF, YOU KNOW." "[snaps]" "THESE ALWAYS REMIND ME OF MY DAD..." "WHEN HE WAS DYING OF CANCER." "I WAS YOUR AGE." "HIS DAD DIED FROM IT TOO." "HE WAS SO HELL-BENT THAT HE WAS GONNA GET IT," "HIS NERVES WERE SHOT." "THE FUCKING DOCTORS ACTUALLY TOLD HIM TO SMOKE." "LYING IN THAT BED, 80 POUNDS," "STINKING UP THE WHOLE ROOM." "AH, WHAT DID THEY KNOW BACK THEN, RIGHT?" "HEY, COME ON DOWN." "WE'LL GO TO CARVEL." "WE'LL GO GET A SHAKE." "NO,I 'MTIRED." "I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW." "YOU'RESUSPENDED." "STILL,MOMWILLGET MAD  IF I GO THIS LATE." "IT'SNOTEVEN11: 00." "COME ON DOWN." "SHE'LL NEVER KNOW." "THENI 'LLBEALIARTOO." "[train wheels clicking]" "INEVERLIEDTOHER, SCOTT." "SHE JUST NEVER BOTHERED TO ASK." "IT ISN'T SOME STATE SECRET THAT WE HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING ALONG" "AND FOR A LONG TIME TOO." "PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS WHEN THEY'RE TRYING" "TO GET SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T FIT TO FIT." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU." "BUT I'VE ALREADY LOST ONE KID" "BECAUSE OF MY PROBLEMS WITH YOUR MOTHER." "I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE OTHER." "WELL--WELL,THENWHYDID YOU  HAVE TO FUCK HER, DAD?" "IT'STOUGH TO BE A MAN, SCOTT." "YOU GOT TO MAKE MONEY TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE." "YOU GOT TO BE A DAD TO YOUR KIDS." "YOU GOT TO BE A HUSBAND TO YOUR WIFE." "THE MONEY PART I GOT." "THE DAD PART, I'M BATTING .500." "THE HUSBAND PART..." "THEN OTHER PEOPLE COME INTO THE PICTURE" "AT THE RIGHT OR THE WRONG TIME, AND THINGS HAPPEN." "I WAS UNHAPPY." "I AM UNHAPPY." "BUT I PROMISE YOU THAT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY." "NOW, PLEASE, COME DOWN HERE" "BEFORE FUCKING CARVEL CLOSES." "ICAN'T." "[ambling acoustic music]" "* *" "HEREITIS ." "OH." "OKAY." "[gasps] I HOPE IT FITS." "I MEAN, YOU'RE GROWING SO FAST." "HERE, LET'S PUT IT ON." "OH, NICE." "WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A SAINT'S NAME," "BUT IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT NOW, HUH?" "SO STAND UP STRAIGHT." "LET ME LOOK AT YOU." "GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE A PRIEST." "MOM." "OKAY,HOWABOUT,UH,  YOU KNOW," "YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL." "THERE YOU GO." "HEY, LISTEN TO ME, SCOTT." "SCOTT." "I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, AND THAT'S FINE." "BUT, UH..." "I HAVE MY FLAWS TOO." "OKAY, BABY?" "OH, MICKEY, THE TIE." "COMEONOVERHERE FOR A MINUTE." "IWANTEDTO TALKTOYOU- - OH,SURE." "HAVEA SEAT." "I NEED TO SEE THIS." "YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY?" "HOW THEY SAY THAT TODAY" "IS THE ACTUAL DAY YOU BECOME A MAN." "[church bell tolling]" "I MEAN, HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT, RIGHT?" "IT'SJUSTACEREMONY." "IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING LITERALLY." "WELL,DON'TRUSHIT, OKAY?" "IT'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO CUT THIS GODDAMN HAIR OF YOURS," "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD." "OKAY." "LET'S NOT KEEP GOD WAITING." "[static buzzing]" "IT'SMUGGYTONIGHT,HUH ?" "I TAKE IT YOU'RE NOT COMING." "[sighs]" "ALWAYS THE PARTY POOPER." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL BRING YOU HOME SOME LEFTOVERS, HUH?" "[high-pitched droning]" "[furnace droning] [tapping]" "[high-pitched droning]" "[whispering]WOW." "[upbeat funky music]" "* *" "*NOWTHATYOU 'REGONE*" "* ALL THAT'S LEFT IS A BAND OF GOLD *" "* ALL THAT'S LEFT OF THE DREAMS I HOLD *" "YOUKNOW,IHAD ,UH," "DONAHUE ON THE TV SET THE OTHER DAY." "AND THEY WERE SAYING HOW PEOPLE WHO GET SEPARATED" "UH, AND THEY DIDN'T SAY WHAT NUMBER," "BUT A PERCENTAGE OF THEM, A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THEM" "END UP GETTING BACK TOGETHER." "HUH." "COULDBEBULLSHIT." "I DON'T KNOW." "YOU, UM" "YOU WANT TO, UH," "HELP ME MAKE A FEW OF THESE GUYS IN THIS ROOM JEALOUS?" "HI." "NICEPARTY." "YEAH,YOUKNOWMYDAD." "EVERYTHING'S GOT TO BE BIG." "COMETALKTO ME ." "IGOTTO TELLYOU ," "IT'S GETTING AWFULLY LONELY OVER THERE." "YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT MAYBE TONIGHT," "BECAUSE IT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION, I COULD, YOU KNOW" "MICKEY..." "LOOK, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN." "AND I RESPECT THAT." "BUT IF YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT," "IT'S GONNA BE ON THE COUCH." "YOU GOT THAT?" "I'LLTAKEIT ." "ITHOUGHTYOUWEREN'T TALKING TO ME." "I'MONTHEFENCE." "WELL,IFIT MEANSANYTHING," "TECHNICALLY, I'M A MAN AS OF TODAY, SO" "PLEASE,A MAN?" "I HEARD YOU'RE STILL A BALD EAGLE." "YOU KNOW, NO PUBES." "WHOSAIDTHAT?" "ME." "I JUST MADE IT UP AND TOLD ANYBODY WHO'D LISTEN." "I'M JUST KIDDING, JERK." "SILK?" "UH,I DON'TKNOW." "IT'SNICE." "CAN I TRY IT?" "SURE." "SEEMSLIKEFOREVERAGO  SINCE I HAD MINE." "SO MUCH HAS CHANGED." "ITWASONLYLASTYEAR ." "IT'SDIFFERENTFORGIRLS." "A LOT CHANGES IN A YEAR." "WELL,YOUKNOW, A LOT CHANGED FOR ME TOO." "YOUKNOWHOWIALWAYSSAID I DATE OLDER GUYS?" "WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE." "I MEAN, IT'S TRUE, BUT..." "I NEVER LET THEM, YOU KNOW..." "I'M STILL A VIRGIN." "WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?" "WELL,SOAM I." "DUH." "LET'S GO INSIDE." "[exhalesdeeply]FUCK." "ALLRIGHT, FIRST THINGS FIRST." "YOU NEVER APOLOGIZED FOR TELLING YOUR DILL WEED FRIENDS" "THAT YOU FINGERED ME, YOU KNOW?" "I'MSORRY." "AND,UM," "YOU'RE NOT GONNA, LIKE, USE ME OR WHATEVER, RIGHT?" "N-NO." "ARE WE GONNA," "LIKE, DO IT?" "[snickers]" "DO YOU REALLY THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT?" "SORRY." "[snickers]" "[groans]" "WHAT'SWRONG?" "[snickers]" "NO, THAT--THAT WAS A GOOD THING." "UM,COULD-- COULD YOU HELP ME?" "[grunts]" "[static buzzing] [birds chirping] [high-pitched droning]" "[intense high-pitched droning]" "[intense high-pitched droning]" "HEY,HEY." "SO..." "HOW DO YOU FEEL?" "I,UH..." "UM..." "AFTERLASTNIGHT." "YOU CAN TELL ME." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, DO YOU FEEL" "A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY, UH" "'CAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST-- YOU'RE A DIFFERENT PERSON." "[laughs] SCOTTY." "YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A MAN IN THE EYES OF THE LORD." "[sighsdeeply] [high-pitched droning]" "ICAN'TTAKETHISANYMORE." "THIS ISN'T A MARRIAGE." "EVERY DAY, YOU LOOKED AT ME IN THE EYE," "AND YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GOING OUT TO FIND A JOB." "WHAT DID YOU DO," "PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK DOWN IN THE BASEMENT?" "SO YOU'RE A 150-POUND BABY I'M CARRYING ON MY BACK?" "[clicking]" "I NEVER KNEW I COULD HATE ANYBODY" "AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU, CHARLIE." "DON'T IGNORE ME." "I MEAN, I DON'T MIND WORKING." "BUT IF I WANTED TO BE THE--THE--THE BREADWINNER," "THE GODDAMN MAN OF THE HOUSE," "BELIEVE ME, I WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED YOU TO BE MARRIED TO." "[echoing] DON'T FUCKING IGNORE ME, CHARLIE!" "[clicking]" "[high-pitched droning]" "[birds chirping]" "[groans]" "[high-pitched droning]" "WHAT?" "NOTHING." "[high-pitched droning]" "[bus engine rumbling] [engine backfires]" "[dreamy organ music]" "* *" "[plucked string music]" "* * [gunshot]" "* *" "* *" "* *" "[gunshot]" "* *" "*STRANDED*" "*ON A DESERT ISLAND *" "* DESTINY KEEPS SMILING *" "* ON YOU AND ME *" "* FOR FLYING SO HIGH *" "* OUR WINGS ARE MELTING *" "* WHAT A PERFECT ENDING *" "* TO BE HERE WITH YOU CRASHING *" "* AN EMERGENCY LANDING *" "* THERE'S NO ONE AROUND *" "* *" "* SO WE BETTER SETTLE DOWN *" "* AND MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME *" "* *" "* SUDDENLY *" "* YOU'RE MY ONLY FAMILY *" "* IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME *" "* THIS IS OUR EXIT PLAN *" "* LET'S DISAGREE *" "* TO AGREE *" "* THAT MAKING OURSELVES HAPPY *" "* IS DRIVING US SO CRAZY *" "* RUNNING OUT OF EMPTY *" "* THERE'S NO ONE AROUND *" "* *" "* SO WE BETTER SETTLE DOWN *" "* AND MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME *" "* *" "* *" "* WE PLAN HERE TO STAY *" "* IT'S ALWAYS A SUNNY DAY *" "* IN OUTER SPACE *" "* WE PLAN HERE TO STAY *" "* IT'S ALWAYS A SUNNY DAY *" "* IN OUTER SPACE *" "* THERE'S NO ONE AROUND *" "* SO WE BETTER SETTLE DOWN *" "* AND MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME *" "* LET'S MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME *" "* LET'S MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME *" "* MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME *" "* *"