"Come on Ranjeet, it's your turn." "I'm thinking what I'm going to be doing." "You have been thinking for five minutes." "Patience" "We are playing scrabblo not patience." " What do you want Su Lee?" " 18 okay, here we go." "18.19.20." "Full cycle to win." "Very good." "Bravo." "Right." "It's your turn now Zoltan." "Hey." "Atención." "Zoltan's turn." "It's all right." "You throw" "I'm no bad." "What you want 5." " You are getting better." " Yes?" " You are starting to hit the board." " Good." "What happened?" "You are supposed to throw it forward not to the backwards." "Where is it?" "It's alright." "I see it." "Oh me." "It's a good thing you were wearing a turban Ranjeet otherwise it would have gone straight through your head." "Oh, blimey!" "You wouldn't have felt it." "You will feel my first in a moment." "Come on Ranjeet." "I'm still thinking." "Yeah, sikhs are slow thinkers." "Shut up man." "We must have time limito." "Come." "Oh, I'm getting a good one." "Sugar." "No goodo." "Quel idiot!" "Sugar is not spelled S-H-U-G-A-R." "I think you are mistaken." "You damn fool." "Everybody know sugar is spelled with two Gs." "We win!" "You want game juan?" "We no have time." "Mr. Brown he will be here pretty pronto!" "You frighten you lose?" "I bet you blind folded." "Let's see you get double the top with Your eyes closed." "Easy." "Easy." "Closed." "One, two," "Jamila." "Who did this?" "Me." "I was trying to get that in top." "Looks like you get it in the bottom." "Are you hurt Sid?" "Huh?" "Are you hurt?" "You bend down and you'll find out." " What is going on in here?" " Not a thing." " A dart game." " I beg your pardon." "Sid was us telling how he used to dart playing." "Well in future Sidney, kindly remember that the students have more important things to do, did you get my point?" "Yeah, and his point as well." " Good heavens!" " What's the matter?" "This door is full of holes." "Maybe it's a wooden worm." "Wood worm." "Yeah, it's alright." "Yes." "I just had a telephone call from Mr. Brown." "He says he Would be along later." "Apparently, he is tied up at his flat." "Oh, blimey." "Shouldn't we be going to untie him?" "I was speaking metaphorically." "It is better you speako English." "Silence." "Now Mr. Brown may put up With you stupid remarks but I assure you" "Will find me a very different kettle of fish." "Excuse me please, what is mean kettle of fish?" "You'll find out." "Now, until Mr. Brown" "Arrives, I intend to find out what sort of progress you are making." "You, how are you doing?" "How are you doing?" "Very pleased, thank you." "How are You doing?" "I'm inquiring about your English." "Your English" "No, no, Hungarian." "You're hopeless." "No, no, look Hungarian." "Sit down." "Thank you." "You." "Give me the present of the verb to move." "You know it not?" "Well, of course I know it." "Oh good, then you can me tell?" "It is not my place to tell you anything." "Okay, then you can tell me not." " You!" " Sí, señora." "What is a comma?" "Por favor." "What is a comma?" "Comma is when you are unconscious." "That's a coma." "A comma is a Punctuation mark." "Oh, it's alright." "I don't think Mr. Brown is teaching you anything." "Master is teaching us very much English." "When I am arrived, not one body is understand me, now everybody is understand every thing I am speak." "I see." "Well, then in that case, if someone will stop you in the street and ask you the time what would you say?" "That's wouldn't help them!" "Oh yes, in my street, it's all Indian peoples." "Silence." "You!" "Yes please." "Give ma a collective noun for a collection of ants." "Aunties." "Not aunts." "Ants." "Insects." "What is a lot of ants?" "A damn nuisance." "Have you never heard of swarm?" "Yes please." "England call Pakistan a swarm." "Silence." "Oh sorry I'm late Miss Courtney." "So am I!" "I have just been seeing how your students are getting on." " Well, I think they're progressing." " Yes, but in which direction?" "What have you been saying?" "Nothing, she is asking some questions and we are telling her some answers." "Well, that explains it." "Are you going away?" "Only for one night." "I'm having my flat painted that's why I can't sleep there." "You're having your bed painted also?" "No, just I can't stand the smell of fresh glass paint." "Where would you be sleeping tonight?" "I'll probably stay at the YMCA." "Hey, much better that the YWCA." "I suppose any of you have a spare room, do you?" "It would give me much pleasure for you to Share my humble house, but unfortunately, my cousin and his family and also his cousin and his family are staying with me." "You've got two families both living in one house?" "Two families both living in one room." "You are very welcome to come and Stay with me." "Have you got a spare room?" "No." "But I have a very big bed." "Well, thank you for the offer but I thing it'd better be in the YMCA." " You can with me stay." " Don't tell me you've got a very big bed also?" "No." "I have a small bed, better much." "Okay, you stay with us." "Who's Huss?" "Us?" "Me and Giovanni." "Sure we've got a room." "I didn't know you share a flat." "Yeah, I had to leave my other place." "I had a big fight with the neighbor because of the noise." "What noise?" "Every night after mid night guitar practice For one hour." " Surely you can ask them to stop." " No." " Why not?" " It's me who practice the guitar." "And you still practice the guitar, do you?" " No, finish guitar." " Thanks goodness for that." "Now I practice the drums." "What?" "That's ajoke." "I don't practice anything." "What do you say?" " Will you stay with us?" " Well, I am" "Okay, you stay." "Hey, why don't we have a party." "That's a good idea." "Everybody comes." "I'll bring a bottle." "Yeah, make it sure it's not empty." "I'll bottle bring." "We'll get us a pizza." "Chicken curry." "Fried rice." "Chapati and popadoms." "Ensalata." "Guiash." "German sausage." "Paella a la valenciana." "Duck." "Quiche Lorraine." "I make you suki-yaki." "We'll give you a night you'll never forget." "That's what I'm afraid of." "Well, come in professor." "Oh, thank you." "This is the hall, this is the kitchen, this is my bedroom, Max's bedroom, this is the Living room, and this" "And that's my bedroom." "No, that's the bathroom." "Oh, where am I sleeping?" "You sleep here on the sofa." "Sure, it's very comfortable." "What was that?" "What was what?" "That awful noise." "It's only a train." "Only a train!" "This is worse then the Waiting room of waterloo station." "Don't worry, you'll get used to it." "They only run every ten minutes After rush hour finish." "I'll never get to sleep through all that noise." "We'll give you cotton ball to put in your ears." "Well, I would need it." "Hey, we better go get the drinks." "You wanna come with us professor?" "Well actually I'd like a bath if that's alright with you?" "Okay, we'll be back in 10 minutes." "I left them here on the table." "Where is professor?" " Well he said he was going to have a bath. " " Okay, come on." "Alright." "Just a moment." "Hello!" "Max!" "Giovanni!" "Anybody there?" "The sergeant!" "Yes madame!" "A burgaler." "Don't panic." "Stay where you are and I'll send a police car around right way." " He's trying to pick next door's lock." " Don't worry, I'll sort him out." "Oh, I do hope this sort of thing doesn't happen often." "I only moved in here yesterday." "Stand back, I'm going out there." "George, you stay with Mrs. Partridge." "Alright, come quietly." " Oh, look you're making a mistake." " Could be." "No but I'm staying here with a friend." "What's the address?" "I don't know." "I've never been here before, you see?" "I see." "Look there's a perfectly simple explanation" "Well, why don't we come down to the station" "And tell it to the perfectly simple sergeant."