""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "GEE, JUST LOOK AT THAT AERODYNAMIC DESIGN." "AND THOSE RADICAL RADIAL TIRES." "THAT SCOOTER'S STATE OF THE ART." "IT'S ON SALE FOR ONLY..." "AW!" "$30." "I DON'T HAVE $30." "MAYBE IF WE POOLED OUR MONEY." "YOU BETTER HURRY." "THE SALE ENDS TOMORROW." "LET'S GO HOME AND SHAKE THE PIGGYBANK." "I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF AN IMPORTANT MATTER." "YOU'RE FLYING TO THE BANANA REPUBLIC." "SOUNDS APPEALING." "WHAT'S UP?" "THE LEASE ON MY CEREAL FACTORY." "SIGN AN EXTENSION BY TOMORROW" "OR I'LL LOSE THE FACTORY" "TO THE REPUBLIC'S LEADER, GENERAL CHIQUITA." "HE'S A SLIPPERY TOP BANANA." "IT HAS TO BE SIGNED BY TOMORROW." "WORRY NOT, MR. McDUCK." "THIS BANANA'S SPLITTING." "UNCLE SCROOGE!" "UNCLE SCROOGE!" "WE NEED $3.00 TO BUY A SCOOTER." "GIVE US OUR ALLOWANCE EARLY." "PLEASE!" "PLEASE?" " PRETTY PLEASE?" "PLEASE?" "YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT ADVANCES." "BUT ALLOWANCE DAY IS TWO WHOLE DAYS AWAY." "AYE." "SATURDAY." "YOU CAN WAIT THAT LONG." "THE SALE ENDS TOMORROW!" "THERE ARE OTHER SALES." "REMEMBER, PATIENCE BUILDS CHARACTER." "WHO WANTS CHARACTER?" "WE WANT THE SCOOTER." "IF I ALWAYS GAVE YOU EVERYTHING," "WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU HAVE?" "THE HAPPY KIND." "AW, WHAT'S THE USE?" "HE'LL NEVER GIVE US OUR ALLOWANCE BEFORE SATURDAY." "IF HE THOUGHT TOMORROW WAS SATURDAY, HE WOULD." "FAT CHANCE OF THAT." "NOT IF WE DO WHAT WE DO BEST..." "BE REAL SNEAKY!" "[ROOSTER CROWS]" "[SNORING]" "REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE ALL FRIDAYS TO SATURDAYS." "IT'S THE EARLY DUCK THAT GETS THE DOUGH." "RISE AND SHINE TIME ON K-DUCK RADIO." "IT'S DICK CLUCK WISHING YOU A HAPPY" "SATURDAY MORNING!" "SATURDAY?" "THAT'S RIGHT!" "HERE WITH OUR SATURDAY WEATHER REPORT" "IS DR. GEORGE FISHBEAK." "TODAY, THE WEATHER IS GOING TO BE" "JUST LIKE FRIDAY'S." "THAT'S IT FOR THE SATURDAY WEATHER REPORT." "EXCUSE ME, LADS," "BUT WHAT DAY IS IT?" "SATURDAY, UNCLE SCROOGE." "REALLY?" "IT'S GOT TO BE." "WE'RE WATCHING SATURDAY CARTOONS." "I GUESS SO." "LEAPING LOCH NESS!" "THIS WEEK'S GOING BY FAST." "WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY A LIE." "THESE ARE SATURDAY CARTOONS." "LAST SATURDAYS." "HERE'S YOUR BREAKFAST, UNCLE SCROOGE," "AND YOUR SATURDAY NEWSPAPER." "AND SPEAKING OF SATURDAY..." "AYE, YOUR ALLOWANCE." "SEE?" "IT WASN'T HARD TO WAIT." "YEAH." "THE TIME WENT BY REAL FAST." "I CAN'T REMEMBER FRIDAY." "IT'S FUZZY, ISN'T IT?" "IT'S TIME FOR MY MORNING CONFERENCE CALL." "RUN ALONG." "WE MIGHT BE LATE" "GETTING HOME FROM SCHOOL." "WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING." "SCHOOL ON A SATURDAY?" "UH..." "UH..." "UH..." "NOT, UH, NOT SCHOOL, BUT..." "POOL!" "WE'RE HEADING FOR THE POOL." "LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN DUCK EGG." "GOOD MORNING, MR. McDUCK." "WHAT BUSINESS SHALL WE COVER TODAY?" "WHAT WE ALWAYS COVER..." "YOUR SATURDAY REPORTS." "SATURDAY?" " SATURDAY?" "ISN'T TODAY FRIDAY?" "DON'T WE GIVE SATURDAY REPORTS ON SATURDAY?" "EXACTLY." "WHAT DAY DO YOU THINK THIS IS?" "FRIDAY?" " SATURDAY?" " SATURDAY?" "CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG," "BUT I GET THE IMPRESSION" "YOU'RE INDICATING TODAY IS SATURDAY." "BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY, IDIOTS!" "OH, YES." " SATURDAY." "I KNEW THAT." "HOW CAN YOU DO BUSINESS" "WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT DAY IT IS?" "I ASSURE YOU, I KNEW TODAY WAS SATURDAY." "OF COURSE!" " YES, YES." "I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO PREPARE MY REPORT." "YOU BETTER MAKE TIME." "GET BACK ON SCHEDULE, OR ELSE!" "SATURDAY?" "YES, MISS TAILFEATHERS." "NEXT TIME, KEEP MY SCHEDULE STRAIGHT!" "SATURDAY?" "RIGHT." "ALL THESE FRIDAY MEMOS ARE LATE!" "SATURDAY?" " SATURDAY?" "RIGHT." "WE'RE A DAY BEHIND." "DOUBLE THE SPEED ON THOSE CONVEYOR BELTS." "YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH SCROOGE?" "GO AHEAD." "WHEN HAS MR. McDUCK EVER GOTTEN A DATE WRONG?" "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?" "DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE?" "GEE, WE WERE SO BUSY FOOLING UNCLE SCROOGE," "WE FORGOT TO STUDY FOR THE FRIDAY TEST." "CLASS, I'M SO SORRY," "BUT A MISTAKE WAS MADE." "I HEARD FROM THE PRINCIPAL," "WHO HEARD FROM THE SUPERINTENDENT," "WHO HEARD FROM THE MAYOR," "WHO HEARD FROM THE..." "SOMEONE" "THAT TODAY IS REALLY SATURDAY." "SATURDAY?" " SATURDAY?" "YAY!" " YAY!" " YAY!" "I GOT A FEELING" "THIS MISTAKE IS NO MISTAKE." "SO WHAT?" "THERE'S NO TEST." "NOW WE CAN GET THE SCOOTER EARLIER." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE SALE'S OVER?" "I SAID PRICES WOULD CHANGE ON SATURDAY." "BUT TODAY'S FRIDAY!" "IT WAS ON THE NEWS." "TODAY'S SATURDAY." "WE OUTSMARTED OURSELVES." "I WONDER HOW FAR THIS JOKE HAS SPREAD." "THE PRESIDENT'S TASK FORCE" "WILL DETERMINE WHAT DAY IT IS." "IN OUR EXCLUSIVE DUCK TV POLL," "WE ASKED THE AVERAGE DUCK," ""WHAT DAY DO YOU THINK IT IS?"" "79% SAID, "SATURDAY." 19% SAID, "FRIDAY."" "2% HOPED" " IT WAS CHRISTMAS ALREADY." "MEANWHILE, THE DAY CHANGE" "HAS CAUSED" " MASS CONFUSION EVERYWHERE." "AT AIRPORTS, RIOTS BROKE OUT" "BETWEEN FRIDAY AND SATURDAY PASSENGERS" "TRYING TO BOARD THE SAME PLANE." "SADDEST OF ALL ARE THOSE PEOPLE" "WHO MISSED" " THEIR FRIDAY BIRTHDAYS." "NOW THEY'RE NOT SURE HOW OLD THEY ARE." "[SOBS]" "I DON'T WANT TO BE 5 AGAIN!" "AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS THIS FRIDAY OR SATURDAY" "OR MAYBE EVEN SUNDAY, THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING." "IF WALTER CRONDUCK IS CONFUSED," "THEN THINGS MUST REALLY BE BAD." "I AM SORRY, señor," "BUT YOU HAVE MISSED THE DEADLINE." "ACCORDING TO MY DEAL WITH SEñOR McDUCK," "THE EXTENSION MUST BE SIGNED BY FRIDAY." "GENERAL CHIQUITA, TODAY IS FRIDAY." "NO, señor CRACKSHELL, TODAY IS SATURDAY." "SAYS WHO?" "WATCH TV." "READ A PAPER." "THE WHOLE WORLD SAYS IT'S SATURDAY." "BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!" "I'VE HEARD OF LEAP YEARS, BUT LEAP DAYS?" "THANKS TO YOUR TARDINESS," "I NOW OWN THE BANANA BRAN FLAKES CEREAL FACTORY" "LOCK, STOP, AND BOX TOP." "NO, PLEASE, YOUR GENERALSHIP!" "LET ME SIGN IT!" "I CAN'T LOSE MR. McDUCK'S FACTORY!" "SHOW THIS FOOL THE DOOR." "NO, PLEASE!" "I'VE SEEN THE DOOR!" "IT'S YOUR SIGNATURE I WANT!" "OHH, WHAT AN OFF DAY THIS TURNED OUT TO BE." "WE'VE CAUSED LOTS OF PROBLEMS" "BY CHANGING THE DAY." "IF EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HEARS IT'S OUR FAULT" "THEY MISSED SATURDAY CARTOONS," "WE'RE GONERS." "FENTON, IT'S SATURDAY!" "YOU SHOULD'VE SIGNED THAT LEASE EXTENSION YESTERDAY!" "THAT'S WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I LEFT YESTERDAY, BUT WHEN I ARRIVED," "IT WAS ALREADY TOMORROW." "WAIT." "YOU DID LEAVE YESTERDAY," "WHICH WAS THURSDAY," "SO TODAY SHOULD BE FRIDAY." "I'D BE HAPPY IF IT WAS TUESDAY IN BELGIUM." "I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTEN IN DUCKBURG." "SIT TIGHT, FENTON." "I'M ON MY WAY THERE TO STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT." "HOW COULD A WHOLE DAY DISAPPEAR?" "BECAUSE WE TRICKED YOU." "WE WANTED TO GET OUR ALLOWANCES EARLY." "WHAT?" "HOW?" "LET'S JUST SAY" "IF THERE WAS A MERIT BADGE FOR BEING SNEAKY," "WE'D GET BIG ONES." "IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS FAR." "IT'S GONE AROUND THE WORLD." "HOLD THE HEATHER, BOYS." "SINCE IT'S FRIDAY," "I CAN STILL SIGN THAT LEASE." "I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE BANANA REPUBLIC." "WE'LL HELP!" "NO." "YOU LADS HAVE DONE ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY," "WHATEVER DAY THIS IS." "THERE IT IS, LAUNCHPAD." "LAND QUICKLY." "THERE ISN'T A MINUTE TO LOSE." "ROGER." "I'VE LOST TOO MANY MINUTES THIS WEEK ALREADY." "WE'LL BE IN TROUBLE" "IF UNCLE SCROOGE CATCHES US HERE." "HOW MUCH MORE TROUBLE CAN WE GET INTO?" "BESIDES, HE MIGHT NEED OUR HELP." "I CANNOT BELIEVE IT, LAUNCHPAD." "IT'S A PERFECT LANDING." "WE ALL HAVE OUR OFF DAYS." "AAH!" " AAH!" "LOOKS LIKE I STILL RETAIN MY PERFECT RECORD." "BUT, GENERAL CHIQUITA," "THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE." "AND YOU MADE IT." "THE BANANA BRAN FLAKES FACTORY" "IS NOW MINE." "BUT THERE'S BEEN A SLIPUP." "NO PUN INTENDED." "RIGHT." "YOU SEE," "CONTRARY TO WORLD OPINION," "IT'S REALLY FRIDAY." "YESTERDAY MY NEPHEWS FOOLED ME" "INTO THINKING IT WAS SATURDAY." "BOYS WILL BE BOYS." "OH, I GET IT." "NEPHEWS." "HA HA!" "A TRICK." "HO HO!" "THAT'S A GOOD ONE, McDUCK." "RIGHT, SO LET'S SIGN THE LEASE." "ABSOLUTELY NOT." "IT'S SATURDAY." "FRIDAY." "SATURDAY." "IT'S FRIDAY, YOU DIM-WITTED DICTATOR!" "IT'S YOUR LAST DAY." "FOR ASSAULTING THE BANANA REPUBLIC'S PRESIDENT," "I ORDER YOU AND YOUR AMIGO SHOT AT HIGH NOON." "HIGH NOON ON FRIDAY OR SATURDAY?" "TAKE THEM TO PRISON," "THEN READY THE CANNON SQUAD." "CANNON SQUAD?" "DON'T YOU MEAN FIRING SQUAD?" "CANNONS ARE SO MUCH MORE FUN." "TAKE THEM AWAY." "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE," "TOO NICE," "AND MUCH TOO NERVOUS." "NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT FACTORY AWAY FROM ME NOW." "WE'VE REALLY GOTTEN UNCLE SCROOGE IN A PICKLE." "THERE'S ONE WAY TO SAVE THEM..." "CONVINCE THE GENERAL IT'S REALLY FRIDAY." "HOW?" "THE WAY WE ALWAYS GET OUT OF PICKLES..." "WITH THE JUNIOR WOODCHUCK'S GUIDEBOOK." ""WHEN A DAY IS SORELY MISSED," "GO BACK WITH A SOLAR ECLIPSE."" "WHAT'S A SOLAR ECLIPSE?" "WHEN THE MOON BLOCKS OUT THE SUN." "THE CALENDAR SAYS" "THERE SHOULD BE A BANANA-SHAPED ECLIPSE" "ON FRIDAY AT NOON." "THAT SHOULD PROVE TODAY'S FRIDAY." "LET'S TELL THE GENERAL." "SEE, GENERAL?" "IF TODAY WAS REALLY SATURDAY," "THE ECLIPSE WOULD'VE BEEN YESTERDAY." "AND THERE WASN'T ONE." "WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER." "IT WAS CLOUDY YESTERDAY, LIKE TODAY." "WILL YOU STOP THE EXECUTION" "IF THE ECLIPSE HAPPENS?" "NOT IF I CAN'T SEE IT." "YOU'LL SEE THE ECLIPSE." "EVEN IF WE HAVE TO MOVE THE CLOUDS OURSELVES." "IF THEY'RE RIGHT, THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING." "THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO." "WHAT?" "HIGH NOON ISN'T FOR ANOTHER HOUR." "I'LL SAVE YOU NEEDLESS ANGUISH" "BY MOVING UP THE EXECUTION." "BUT I WAS JUST STARTING TO ENJOY MY ANGUISH." "TAKE THEM TO THE FIRING RANGE!" "LAUNCHPAD, YOU GOT TO HELP US." "AT NOON EVERYBODY HAS TO SEE THE BANANA ECLAIR." "THAT'S BANANA ECLIPSE!" "THOSE CLOUDS WOULD MAKE IT TOUGH." "CAN YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MOVE THEM?" "NO PROBLEM." "MR. McD SAYS MY HEAD'S ALWAYS IN THE CLOUDS." "MUCHO GRACIAS, AMIGO BUDDY." "HERE WE GO..." "WORLD'S FIRST CLOUD PLOWER." "WHERE'S YOUR GIZMODUCK SUIT?" "DON'T WORRY IT'S SAFE..." "IN MY CLOSET." "THAT WILL BE COMFORTING" "WHEN THE CANNONBALLS HIT!" "I GOT IT!" "IT'S A LONG SHOT." "LET THE EXECUTION BEGIN." "UNO MOMENTO, GENERALISSIMO." "EVERY DEAD DUCK IS ENTITLED TO ONE CALL." "HMM." "ALL RIGHT," "THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME" "TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE." "CAN ANYONE GIVE ME A DIME?" "PLEASE, MR. McDUCK." "CAN'T YOU SPARE ONE DIME?" "I AM CALLING OUR MUTUAL FRIEND." "ALL RIGHT." "SAY THE MAGIC WORDS." "BUT YOU OWE ME." "555-GZMO." "HI, THIS IS GIZMODUCK." "SORRY I CAN'T RESCUE YOU." "LEAVE A MESSAGE..." "BLABBERIN' BLATHERSKITE." "ONCE AGAIN, LET THE EXECUTION BEGIN!" "UH..." "WAIT, WAIT." "WHAT ABOUT SOME LAST WORDS?" "OK, KEEP IT BRIEF." "FRIENDS, ROMANS, AND BANANA LOVERS," "I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE" "TO GIVE TO" " YOUR RIDICULOUS COUNTRY." "LAUNCHPAD, YOU'RE A GENIUS." "THANKS." "I'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE." ""95 BOTTLES OF ROOT BEER ON THE WALL"" ""95 BOTTLES OF ROOT BEER..."" "HOW LONG CAN HE SING?" "HOW LONG CAN WE LISTEN?" ""AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE"" ""THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR..."" "ENOUGH, LET THE EXECUTION BEGIN." "MR. McDUCK!" "SORRY, FENTON," " I JUST CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE." "LET'S FINISH THIS." "SHOOT THEM BOTH." "ISN'T THAT GIZMODUCK?" "LOOK OUT!" "WHOA!" "WE LANDED IN UNCLE'S BANANA BRAN FLAKE FACTORY." "THAT WAS THE CRUNCHIEST CRASH EVER!" "READY." "SO LONG, MR. McDUCK." "IT'S BEEN SWELL." "AIM." "I DIDN'T GET TO KISS MAMA BYE." "TELL GANDRA DEE, TOODLE-OO." "FIRE." "OOH!" "WHAT..." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "GIZMODUCK." "I KNOW, I KNOW." "YOU WANT YOUR DIME." "UNCLE SCROOGE, ARE YOU OK?" "THANKS TO GIZMODUCK." "YOU MAY LEAVE," "BUT THE FACTORY'S STILL MINE." "IN ONE MINUTE," "THE ECLAIR WILL PROVE IT'S FRIDAY." "THAT'S ECLIPSE!" "IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE." "THERE'S STILL ONE CLOUD." "WE'LL NEVER SEE." "DON'T BE SO SURE." "GIZMODUCK IS HERE." "GIVE ME A LIGHT." "GOOD LUCK, GIZMODUCK!" "THANKS, GIZMO BUDDIES." "DON'T GET WACKY IDEAS." "BLASTING FROM CANNONS" "IS SOMETHING ONLY SUPERHEROS DO." "YOU BETCHA." "YES, SIR." "WHOA!" "LOOK!" "THE ECLIPSE!" "A PERFECT BANANA." "I DON'T KNOW." "LOOKS LIKE AN ECLAIR." "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "IT IS FRIDAY." "I'LL BE SIGNING THAT LEASE NOW." "TO RECAP," " TODAY'S DRAMATIC FUMBLES" "OF THE BANANA ECLIPSE" "PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT TODAY IS FRIDAY." "I HOPE YOU LEARNED A LESSON." "YEAH!" "WE'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN." "THAT'S HOW IT IS..." "FRIDAY." "I'M SURE OF IT." "[DONG]" "OR IS IT SATURDAY?" "IT IS SATURDAY." "AND WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIMES." "IF IT'S SATURDAY..." "DO WE STILL GET OUR ALLOWANCE?" "WELL, I SUPPOSE SO..." "WAIT." "DIDN'T I GIVE YOU YOUR ALLOWANCES?" "COME BACK HERE" "OR I'LL PINCH MORE THAN A PENNY!"