"[ Bell tolling ]" "[ Ominous music plays ]" "Home." "Home." "[ Sirens wailing in distance ]" "Home." "[ Sirens wailing in distance ] Here's to lowballing the seller [ sirens wailing in distance ] Here's to lowballing the seller and still getting $50,000 off here's to lowballing the seller and still getting $50,000 off after the home inspection!" "And still getting $50,000 off after the home inspection!" "Ahh!" "After the home inspection!" "Ahh!" "We could paint this place today," "AHH!" "WE COULD PAINT THIS PLACE TODAY, SELL IT TOMORROW, AND STILL MAKE" "WE COULD PAINT THIS PLACE TODAY, SELL IT TOMORROW, AND STILL MAKE MONEY." "SELL IT TOMORROW, AND STILL MAKE MONEY." "YES,WECOULD." "Money." "Yes,wecould." "[Sighs]" "Yes,wecould." "[Sighs] [Sighs]" "[Sighs] [Sighs] I love you, Jack Watson." "[SIGHS] I LOVE YOU, JACK WATSON." "ILOVEYOU." "I LOVE YOU, JACK WATSON." "ILOVEYOU." "NOW, LET ME CARRY YOU OVER THAT" "ILOVEYOU." "NOW, LET ME CARRY YOU OVER THAT GODDAMN THRESHOLD." "NOW, LET ME CARRY YOU OVER THAT GODDAMN THRESHOLD." "OOH!" "WAIT!" "STOP!" "GODDAMN THRESHOLD." "OOH!" "WAIT!" "STOP!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "OOH!" "WAIT!" "STOP!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "NO, NO, NO!" "COME ON!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "NO, NO, NO!" "COME ON!" "LET'S NOT SQUANDER THE MOMENT!" "NO, NO, NO!" "COME ON!" "LET'S NOT SQUANDER THE MOMENT!" "NO,I PEEDALITTLEBIT." "LET'S NOT SQUANDER THE MOMENT!" "NO,I PEEDALITTLEBIT." "OH,GOD!" "REALLY?" "!" "NO,I PEEDALITTLEBIT." "OH,GOD!" "REALLY?" "!" "IJUSTPEEDALITTLEBIT." "OH,GOD!" "REALLY?" "!" "IJUSTPEEDALITTLEBIT." "NO, IT'S OKAY." "IJUSTPEEDALITTLEBIT." "NO, IT'S OKAY." "UGH!" "NO, IT'S OKAY." "UGH!" "IT'SJUST,THEBABIESARE" "UGH!" "IT'SJUST,THEBABIESARE PUSHING ON MY BLADDER." "IT'SJUST,THEBABIESARE PUSHING ON MY BLADDER." "WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE?" "PUSHING ON MY BLADDER." "WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE?" "OH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE?" "OH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "DOWEHAVEPAPERTOWELS?" "OH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH." "DOWEHAVEPAPERTOWELS?" "UH..." "IGOT..." "DOWEHAVEPAPERTOWELS?" "UH..." "IGOT..." "THANKS,BABY." "UH..." "IGOT..." "THANKS,BABY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "THANKS,BABY." "[ CHUCKLES ] HI." "SORRY." "[ CHUCKLES ] HI." "SORRY." "NEW,UH..." "NEWPARENTS" "SOON" "HI." "SORRY." "NEW,UH..." "NEWPARENTS" "SOON  TO BE." "NEW,UH..." "NEWPARENTS" "SOON  TO BE." "JACK, VANESSA." "TO BE." "JACK, VANESSA." "HI!" "JACK, VANESSA." "HI!" "S-SHEPEESALOT ." "HI!" "S-SHEPEESALOT ." "OKAY." "S-SHEPEESALOT ." "OKAY." "[SIGHS]" "OKAY." "[SIGHS] COME ON." "[SIGHS] COME ON." "OKAY." "COME ON." "OKAY." "AHH!" "OKAY." "AHH!" "[ Groaning ] OH, MY God!" "AHH!" "[ Groaning ] OH, MY God!" "[LAUGHS]" "[ Groaning ] OH, MY God!" "[LAUGHS] IFITMAKESYOU FEELANY" "[LAUGHS] IFITMAKESYOU FEELANY BETTER, I JUST PEED A LITTLE" "IFITMAKESYOU FEELANY BETTER, I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT, TOO." "BETTER, I JUST PEED A LITTLE BIT, TOO." "[LAUGHS]" "BIT, TOO." "[LAUGHS] JESUS!" "YOUAREFAT !" "[LAUGHS] Jesus!" "YOUAREFAT !" "[Laughing]HONEY!" "Jesus!" "YOUAREFAT !" "[Laughing]HONEY!" "OH,MYGod!" "OH, MYGod!" "[Laughing]HONEY!" "OH,MYGod!" "OH, MYGod!" "HONEY!" "OH,MYGOD!" "OH, MYGOD!" "HONEY!" "OHH!" "HONEY!" "OHH!" "HONEY,STOP!" "OHH!" "HONEY,STOP!" "[EXAGGERATEDPANTING]" "HONEY,STOP!" "[EXAGGERATEDPANTING] [ Muffled ] OH, MY God!" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "OH!" "OW!" "SWEETIE!" "SHIT!" "SWEETIE!" "SHIT!" "[ PANTING ]" "SHIT!" "[ PANTING ] WHATAREYOUDOING?" "[ PANTING ] WHATAREYOUDOING?" "[CHUCKLES]" "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "[CHUCKLES] WHATAREYOUDOING?" "!" "[CHUCKLES] WHATAREYOUDOING?" "!" "I-IDON'T" " IFOUNDTHIS" "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "!" "I-IDON'T" " IFOUNDTHIS  LAMP UP IN THE ATTIC." "I-IDON'T" " IFOUNDTHIS  LAMP UP IN THE ATTIC." "I DON'T KNOW." "LAMP UP IN THE ATTIC." "I DON'T KNOW." "I THOUGHT I'D GET IT WORKING" "I DON'T KNOW." "I THOUGHT I'D GET IT WORKING AGAIN." "I THOUGHT I'D GET IT WORKING AGAIN." "NO." "AGAIN." "NO." "[ BOTH SCREAM ]" "NO." "[ BOTH SCREAM ] OH,SHIT!" "THATHURTSSOBAD!" "[ BOTH SCREAM ] OH,SHIT!" "THATHURTSSOBAD!" "PLEASE,GOD,LETITBE." "OH,SHIT!" "THATHURTSSOBAD!" "PLEASE,GOD,LETITBE." "THAT THING WILL KILL SOMEBODY." "PLEASE,GOD,LETITBE." "THAT THING WILL KILL SOMEBODY." "ALLRIGHT." "ALLRIGHT." "THAT THING WILL KILL SOMEBODY." "ALLRIGHT." "ALLRIGHT." "OH!" "ALLRIGHT." "ALLRIGHT." "OH!" "I KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO." "OH!" "I KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO." "HUH?" "I KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO." "HUH?" "IFYOUHAVETIME,IWOULD" "HUH?" "IFYOUHAVETIME,IWOULD  REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO PAINT" "IFYOUHAVETIME,IWOULD  REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO PAINT OVER THE "MISS 13" GRAFFITI ON" "REALLY LOVE FOR YOU TO PAINT OVER THE "MISS 13" GRAFFITI ON THE FRONT PORCH " " FIRST THING." "OVER THE "MISS 13" GRAFFITI ON THE FRONT PORCH " " FIRST THING." "OH,MYGOD." "THE FRONT PORCH " " FIRST THING." "OH,MYGOD." "YOU'RE SO ADORABLE." "OH,MYGOD." "YOU'RE SO ADORABLE." "WHYAMI- " "YOU'RE SO ADORABLE." "WHYAMI- -  [SMOOCHES]" "WHYAMI- -  [SMOOCHES] "MISS 13."" "[SMOOCHES] "MISS 13." IT'S "M.S.-13."" ""MISS 13." IT'S "M.S.-13." [ CHUCKLES ]" "IT'S "M.S.-13." [ CHUCKLES ] MARA SALVATRUCHA " " IT'S " " IT'S" "[ CHUCKLES ] MARA SALVATRUCHA " " IT'S " " IT'S THIS GANG OUT OF EL SALVADOR." "MARA SALVATRUCHA " " IT'S " " IT'S THIS GANG OUT OF EL SALVADOR." "IT'S THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE" "THIS GANG OUT OF EL SALVADOR." "IT'S THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD." "IT'S THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD." "WELL, ONE OF THE " " DON'T TELL" "WORLD." "WELL, ONE OF THE " " DON'T TELL THE CRIPS THAT, BUT THEY'RE THE" "WELL, ONE OF THE " " DON'T TELL THE CRIPS THAT, BUT THEY'RE THE DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD." "The crips that, but they're the deadliest gang in the world." "So,notonlyisournewhouse" "DEADLIEST GANG IN THE WORLD." "SO,NOTONLYISOURNEWHOUSE TAGGED, IT'S TAGGED BY A FAMOUS" "SO,NOTONLYISOURNEWHOUSE TAGGED, IT'S TAGGED BY A FAMOUS GANG." "TAGGED, IT'S TAGGED BY A FAMOUS GANG." "YEAH." "IT'SLIKE,UH, BANKSY." "GANG." "YEAH." "IT'SLIKE,UH, BANKSY." "[ Singsong voice ] YOU KNOW HOW" "YEAH." "IT'SLIKE,UH, BANKSY." "[ Singsong voice ] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BANKSY!" "[ Singsong voice ] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BANKSY!" "[ Normal voice ] IT'S LIKE THAT," "MUCH YOU LOVE BANKSY!" "[ Normal voice ] IT'S LIKE THAT, EXCEPT, UH, YOU KNOW, WITH..." "[ Normal voice ] IT'S LIKE THAT, EXCEPT, UH, YOU KNOW, WITH..." "KNIFES AND FACE TATTOOS." "EXCEPT, UH, YOU KNOW, WITH..." "KNIFES AND FACE TATTOOS." "[ SMOOCHES ]" "KNIFES AND FACE TATTOOS." "[ SMOOCHES ] OH,MYGOD." "[ SMOOCHES ] OH,MYGOD." "WHAT?" "OH,MYGOD." "WHAT?" "THISISTHEWORSTIDEA OFOUR" "WHAT?" "THISISTHEWORSTIDEA OFOUR LIVES." "THISISTHEWORSTIDEA OFOUR LIVES." "THE LOWER, LOWER GARDEN" "LIVES." "THE LOWER, LOWER GARDEN DISTRICT." "THE LOWER, LOWER GARDEN DISTRICT." "[CHUCKLES]" "DISTRICT." "[CHUCKLES] PEOPLEDON'TEVENKNOWTHIS" "[CHUCKLES] PEOPLEDON'TEVENKNOWTHIS  NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS." "PEOPLEDON'TEVENKNOWTHIS  NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS." "NO,THAT'SACTUALLYNOT TRUE." "NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS." "NO,THAT'SACTUALLYNOT TRUE." "THAT'S NOT TRUE." "NO,THAT'SACTUALLYNOT TRUE." "THAT'S NOT TRUE." "WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT" "THAT'S NOT TRUE." "WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS." "WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD EXISTS." "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON THE this neighborhood exists." "This neighborhood is on the upswing." "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS ON THE UPSWING." "I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN DWELL." "UPSWING." "I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN DWELL." "YOU'RENOTJUSTALITTLE" "I READ ALL ABOUT IT IN DWELL." "YOU'RENOTJUSTALITTLE NERVOUS IN THIS HOUSE?" "YOU'RENOTJUSTALITTLE NERVOUS IN THIS HOUSE?" "[ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ]" "NERVOUS IN THIS HOUSE?" "[ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] HEY." "[ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] HEY." "THERE IS NOT ONE THING TO BE" "HEY." "THERE IS NOT ONE THING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE." "THERE IS NOT ONE THING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE." "OKAY?" "AFRAID OF IN THIS HOUSE." "OKAY?" "OKAY." "OKAY?" "OKAY." "[CHUCKLES]" "OKAY." "[CHUCKLES] [ BOTH SCREAM ]" "[CHUCKLES] [ BOTH SCREAM ] OH!" "OH,MY GOD!" "[ BOTH SCREAM ] OH!" "OH,MY GOD!" "HONEY!" "GET SOMETHING " "OH!" "OH,MY GOD!" "HONEY!" "GET SOMETHING -- GOODNESSGRACIOUS!" "HONEY!" "GET SOMETHING -- GOODNESSGRACIOUS!" "Y'ALL GAVE ME A FRIGHT!" "GOODNESSGRACIOUS!" "Y'ALL GAVE ME A FRIGHT!" "W-WHAT" "WHATAREYOU DOING" "Y'ALL GAVE ME A FRIGHT!" "W-WHAT" "WHATAREYOU DOING OUT THERE?" "W-WHAT" "WHATAREYOU DOING OUT THERE?" "I-I'MSOSORRY." "OUT THERE?" "I-I'MSOSORRY." "I WAS JUST STANDING IN YOUR" "I-I'MSOSORRY." "I WAS JUST STANDING IN YOUR BREEZEWAY, LIKE SOME KIND OF" "I WAS JUST STANDING IN YOUR BREEZEWAY, LIKE SOME KIND OF NE'ER-DO-WELL." "BREEZEWAY, LIKE SOME KIND OF NE'ER-DO-WELL." "WELL,YEAH." "COMEONIN." "NE'ER-DO-WELL." "WELL,YEAH." "COMEONIN." "MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME." "WELL,YEAH." "COMEONIN." "MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME." "IABSOLUTELYWILLDOTHAT ." "MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME." "IABSOLUTELYWILLDOTHAT ." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "IABSOLUTELYWILLDOTHAT ." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF." "PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF." "I AM "FRINELL" EDMUNDS." "MYSELF." "I AM "FRINELL" EDMUNDS." "I LIVE ACROSS THE WAY OVER HERE." "I AM "FRINELL" EDMUNDS." "I LIVE ACROSS THE WAY OVER HERE." "AND YOU ARE JACK AND VANESSA!" "I LIVE ACROSS THE WAY OVER HERE." "AND YOU ARE JACK AND VANESSA!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "AND YOU ARE Jack AND Vanessa!" "[ CHUCKLES ] Jack, YOU'RE A PhD STUDENT AT" "[ CHUCKLES ] Jack, YOU'RE A PhD STUDENT AT TULANE UNIVERSITY." "Jack, YOU'RE A PhD STUDENT AT TULANE UNIVERSITY." "HOW ARE YOU?" "TULANE UNIVERSITY." "HOW ARE YOU?" "AND, VANESSA, YOU ARE AN" "HOW ARE YOU?" "AND, VANESSA, YOU ARE AN OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST," "AND, VANESSA, YOU ARE AN OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST, EXPECTING YOUR FIRST BABY!" "OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST, EXPECTING YOUR FIRST BABY!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "EXPECTING YOUR FIRST BABY!" "[ CHUCKLES ] WOW." "[ CHUCKLES ] WOW." "Y-Y-YOU..." "KNOW A LOT ABOUT US!" "WOW." "Y-Y-YOU..." "KNOW A LOT ABOUT US!" "PBHT!" "COMEON ,Y'ALL." "PLEASE." "Y-Y-YOU..." "KNOW A LOT ABOUT US!" "PBHT!" "COMEON ,Y'ALL." "PLEASE." "YOU CAN'T MOVE INTO" "PBHT!" "COMEON ,Y'ALL." "PLEASE." "YOU CAN'T MOVE INTO THE MAISON DE SANG AND NOT RAISE" "YOU CAN'T MOVE INTO THE MAISON DE SANG AND NOT RAISE A FEW EYEBROWS." "THE MAISON DE SANG AND NOT RAISE A FEW EYEBROWS." ""FRINELL"?" "A FEW EYEBROWS." ""FRINELL"?" ""FRINELL."" ""FRINELL"?" ""FRINELL." IT'S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT" ""FRINELL." IT'S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS." "IT'S SPELLED JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS." "YEAH" "F-APOSTROPHE" "SOUNDS." "YEAH" "F-APOSTROPHE- R-E-S-N-E-L." "YEAH" "F-APOSTROPHE- R-E-S-N-E-L." "IT'SR" "IT 'SREALLYNICETO" "R-E-S-N-E-L." "IT'SR" "IT 'SREALLYNICETO MEET YOU." "IT'SR" "IT 'SREALLYNICETO MEET YOU." "WELL,IT'SVERYNICETOMEET" "MEET YOU." "WELL,IT'SVERYNICETOMEET THE TWO OF YOU, AS WELL." "WELL,IT'SVERYNICETOMEET THE TWO OF YOU, AS WELL." "SORRYWESCREAMED." "THE TWO OF YOU, AS WELL." "SORRYWESCREAMED." "OH,I 'MSORRYISCREAMED." "SORRYWESCREAMED." "OH,I 'MSORRYISCREAMED." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "OH,I 'MSORRYISCREAMED." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] DIDYOUSAY" "UM,DIDYOU [ both laugh ] Didyousay--um,didyou say "Maison de sang"?" "Didyousay--um,didyou say "Maison de sang"?" "Oh,yeah,yeah." "Say "Maison de sang"?" "Oh,yeah,yeah." "That's what all the locals call oh,yeah,yeah." "That's what all the locals call it." "That's what all the locals call it." "You know, that's the name we it." "You know, that's the name we been using for years and years you know, that's the name we been using for years and years and years, yeah." "Been using for years and years and years, yeah." "Oh." "Well,that'scool." "And years, yeah." "Oh." "Well,that'scool." "This place has a nickname oh." "Well,that'scool." "This place has a nickname already." "This place has a nickname already." "[Laughs]" "Already." "[Laughs] It'slike"Tara"or [laughs] It'slike"Tara"or "twelve oaks."" "It'slike"Tara"or "twelve oaks." Alittlebitlikethat ." ""Twelve oaks." Alittlebitlikethat ." "Well,that's" "ALITTLEBITLIKETHAT ." "WELL,THAT'S--  [ Southern accent ] THAT'S VERY" "WELL,THAT'S--  [ Southern accent ] THAT'S VERY Southern." "[ Southern accent ] THAT'S VERY Southern." "OH,ITIS VERYSouthern." "Southern." "OH,ITIS VERYSouthern." "[ Southern accent ] WHAT DOES" "OH,ITIS VERYSouthern." "[ Southern accent ] WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" "[ Southern accent ] WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" ""HOUSEOFBLOOD."" "It mean?" ""Houseofblood." H--what?" ""Houseofblood." H--what?" ""Houseofblood."" "And, of course, you know, the cajuns -- they liked to call it "le ou les morts ne sommeillent cajuns -- they liked to call it "le ou les morts ne sommeillent jamais."" ""Le ou les morts ne sommeillent jamais." Oh,I likethat." "Jamais." Oh,I likethat." "Isn'tthatpretty?" "Oh,I likethat." "Isn'tthatpretty?" "I love the sound of that." "Isn'tthatpretty?" "I love the sound of that." "Um,whatdoesthatonemean?" "I love the sound of that." "Um,whatdoesthatonemean?" "Oh," placewherethedead um,whatdoesthatonemean?" "Oh," placewherethedead never rest."" "Oh," placewherethedead never rest." Hm." "Never rest." Hm." "Yeah." "Hm." "Yeah." "Then, of course, there's also yeah." "Then, of course, there's also "casa perdirosa."" "Then, of course, there's also "casa perdirosa." That's Spanish for "house of the" ""casa perdirosa." That's Spanish for "house of the lost."" "That's Spanish for "house of the lost." Yeah." "Lost." Yeah." "Andthensomepeoplejust  yeah." "Andthensomepeoplejust  call it "the spooky ol' house andthensomepeoplejust  call it "the spooky ol' house on down the way."" "Call it "the spooky ol' house on down the way." But nothin' for y'all to worry on down the way." But nothin' for y'all to worry about." "But nothin' for y'all to worry about." "No, no, no." "About." "No, no, no." "Nobody has been murdered in this no, no, no." "Nobody has been murdered in this house in a lo-o-o-o-ng time." "Nobody has been murdered in this house in a lo-o-o-o-ng time." "I mean, it's not like anybody house in a lo-o-o-o-ng time." "I mean, it's not like anybody got murdered up in here" "I mean, it's not like anybody got murdered up in here yesterday." "Got murdered up in here yesterday." "[ Laughs ]" "Yesterday." "[ Laughs ] [Laughs]" "[ Laughs ] [Laughs] Wow." "See?" "[Laughs] Wow." "See?" "Nobody's been murdered here for wow." "See?" "Nobody's been murdered here for a long, long, long, long time -- nobody's been murdered here for a long, long, long, long time -- years, it sounds like." "A long, long, long, long time -- years, it sounds like." "Oh- -oh,I'msorry." "No." "Years, it sounds like." "Oh- -oh,I'msorry." "No." "D-did I say "years"?" "Oh- -oh,I'msorry." "No." "D-did I say "years"?" "'Cause if I did, I misspoke." "D-did I say "years"?" "'Cause if I did, I misspoke." "No, no, there have been very, 'cause if I did, I misspoke." "No, no, there have been very, very recent murders." "No, no, there have been very, very recent murders." "[Sighs]" "Very recent murders." "[Sighs] It'sjustthat,um, not -- [sighs] It'sjustthat,um, not -- not any in this calendar year." "It'sjustthat,um, not -- not any in this calendar year." "[ Chuckles ]" "Not any in this calendar year." "[ Chuckles ] Uh,w-whenyou--by [ chuckles ] Uh,w-whenyou--by "calendar year," d-do you mean uh,w-whenyou--by "calendar year," d-do you mean since January?" ""Calendar year," d-do you mean since January?" "Exactly." "Since January?" "Exactly." "Not -- none in the calendar -- exactly." "Not -- none in the calendar -- in this calendar year." "Not -- none in the calendar -- in this calendar year." "Well,that'sfoursolid in this calendar year." "Well,that'sfoursolid months." "Well,that'sfoursolid months." "Well,g-giveor take." "Months." "Well,g-giveor take." "P-probably less -- probably more well,g-giveor take." "P-probably less -- probably more like 3 1/2, maybe 2 1/2..." "P-probably less -- probably more like 3 1/2, maybe 2 1/2..." "I'll go like t-two months and a like 3 1/2, maybe 2 1/2..." "I'll go like t-two months and a week." "I'll go like t-two months and a week." "Yeah." "Week." "Yeah." "B-b-but don't get me wrong." "Yeah." "B-b-but don't get me wrong." "It's a great house." "B-b-but don't get me wrong." "It's a great house." "It's a fanta-- it got really it's a great house." "It's a fanta-- it got really good bones." "It's a fanta-- it got really good bones." "Yeah." "Good bones." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Youmeanstructurally." "Yeah." "Youmeanstructurally." "[ Chuckles ] Right?" "Youmeanstructurally." "[ Chuckles ] Right?" "Not like there's bones in here [ chuckles ] Right?" "Not like there's bones in here someplace." "Not like there's bones in here someplace." "[ Laughter ]" "SOMEPLACE." "[ LAUGHTER ] [Laughing]SURE." "[ LAUGHTER ] [Laughing]SURE." "SURE, Vanessa, LET'S SAY THAT'S" "[Laughing]SURE." "SURE, Vanessa, LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I MEANT." "Sure, Vanessa, let's say that's what I meant." "O..." "Kay." "Well,I willnowbeonmy  way." "So, if y'all need anything..." "Way." "So, if y'all need anything..." "Okay." "Weshould" "SO, IF Y'ALL NEED ANYTHING..." "OKAY." "WESHOULD-- ...I'LLALWAYSBE REALCLOSE" "OKAY." "WESHOULD-- ...I'LLALWAYSBE REALCLOSE BY." "...I'LLALWAYSBE REALCLOSE BY." "GOOD NIGHT TO YOU BOTH." "By." "Good night to you both." "Goodnight,f'resnel." "Good night to you both." "Goodnight,f'resnel." "Goodnight,now." "Goodnight,f'resnel." "Goodnight,now." "[ Dog barking in distance ]" "Goodnight,now." "[ Dog barking in distance ] [Sighs]" "[ Dog barking in distance ] [Sighs] Baby,canyou-- [sighs] Baby,canyou-- yeah,yeah." "Baby,canyou-- yeah,yeah." "Oh,yes!" "Yeah,yeah." "Oh,yes!" "[ Both scream ]" "Oh,yes!" "[ Both scream ] I'm sorry." "I apologize." "[ Both scream ] I'm sorry." "I apologize." "Oh,myGod!" "F'resnel!" "I'm sorry." "I apologize." "Oh,myGod!" "F'resnel!" "Iapologize." "Oh,myGod!" "F'resnel!" "Iapologize." "Almost had the baby right there." "Iapologize." "Almost had the baby right there." "Let me get it." "I'm sorry, y'all." "Almost had the baby right there." "Let me get it." "I'm sorry, y'all." "It sticks on the inside." "Let me get it." "I'm sorry, y'all." "It sticks on the inside." "You got to Jimmy it a little it sticks on the inside." "You got to Jimmy it a little bit, but it's real easy to get you got to Jimmy it a little bit, but it's real easy to get open and closed and get access bit, but it's real easy to get open and closed and get access to the home at any point in time" "open and closed and get access to the home at any point in time during the day or night that you to the home at any point in time during the day or night that you want, from the outside." "During the day or night that you want, from the outside." "Mm-hmm." "Allright." "Want, from the outside." "Mm-hmm." "Allright." "Okay." "Thanks,f'resnel." "Mm-hmm." "Allright." "Okay." "Thanks,f'resnel." "Goodnightto you,now ." "Okay." "Thanks,f'resnel." "Goodnightto you,now ." "Thanks." "Goodnight." "Goodnightto you,now ." "Thanks." "Goodnight." "Good night." "Thanks." "Goodnight." "Good night." "We have to get a lock on this." "Good night." "We have to get a lock on this." "Iknow." "Iknow." "We have to get a lock on this." "Iknow." "Iknow." "Okay?" "Iknow." "Iknow." "Okay?" "Iknow." "What the fuck?" "[ Bells ringing ]" "[ MEN CHANTING IN Latin ] [Italianaccent]ANDWHILE  CONFRONTING THE DEMON THAT WAS" "[Italianaccent]ANDWHILE  CONFRONTING THE DEMON THAT WAS INHABITING THE YOUNG WOMAN'S confronting the demon that was inhabiting the young woman's body, father innocente was..." "INHABITING THE YOUNG WOMAN'S BODY, FATHER INNOCENTE WAS..." "[Italianaccent]IMPALED." "BODY, FATHER INNOCENTE WAS..." "[Italianaccent]IMPALED." "[Italianaccent]WITH AN" "[Italianaccent]IMPALED." "[Italianaccent]WITH AN UMBRELLA." "[Italianaccent]WITH AN UMBRELLA." "THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE." "Umbrella." "There was blood everywhere." "Nota veryfittingend for  there was blood everywhere." "Nota veryfittingend for  such a fine man of the cloth -- nota veryfittingend for  such a fine man of the cloth -- to be stabbed with the pointy such a fine man of the cloth -- to be stabbed with the pointy end of an umbrella." "To be stabbed with the pointy end of an umbrella." "Youknow,it wasactuallynot end of an umbrella." "Youknow,it wasactuallynot the pointy kind of umbrella." "Youknow,it wasactuallynot the pointy kind of umbrella." "It was actually one of those the pointy kind of umbrella." "It was actually one of those little, stubby umbrellas." "It was actually one of those little, stubby umbrellas." "Ithad,like,the logoofa little, stubby umbrellas." "Ithad,like,the logoofa local radio station on it -- one ithad,like,the logoofa local radio station on it -- one of those, you know?" "Local radio station on it -- one of those, you know?" "Ithadthefaceofthisguy of those, you know?" "Ithadthefaceofthisguy they call "the locador."" "Ithadthefaceofthisguy they call "the locador." He's like a crazy luchador of they call "the locador." He's like a crazy luchador of good times, and his face was on" "he's like a crazy luchador of good times, and his face was on the umbrella." "Good times, and his face was on the umbrella." "The umbrella comes popping the umbrella." "The umbrella comes popping through the chest of the umbrella comes popping through the chest of father innocente." "Through the chest of father innocente." "It pop open." "Father innocente." "It pop open." "His heart..." "Still..." "Pump..." "It pop open." "His heart..." "Still..." "Pump..." "For..." "A few..." "Beats." "His heart..." "Still..." "Pump..." "For..." "A few..." "Beats." "Blood sprays everywhere." "For..." "A few..." "Beats." "Blood sprays everywhere." "It was..." "Not something you blood sprays everywhere." "It was..." "Not something you forget right away." "It was..." "Not something you forget right away." "It'sallin thereport." "Forget right away." "It'sallin thereport." "Yes,aboutthereport-- it'sallin thereport." "Yes,aboutthereport-- uh, there is an awful lot of yes,aboutthereport-- uh, there is an awful lot of details about the impaling of uh, there is an awful lot of details about the impaling of father innocente..." "Details about the impaling of father innocente..." "Si." "Father innocente..." "Si." "...Withtheumbrella." "Si." "...Withtheumbrella." "Si." "Si." "...withtheumbrella." "Si." "Si." "Nexttime,Idon 'tneed si." "Si." "Nexttime,Idon 'tneed so many details." "Nexttime,Idon 'tneed so many details." "Just- - so many details." "Just- - yeah,broadstrokes." "Just- - yeah,broadstrokes." "Ah,broadstrokes." "Yeah,broadstrokes." "Ah,broadstrokes." "Thegist." "Ah,broadstrokes." "Thegist." "Si." "Thegist." "Si." "Eminence, I must tell you this." "Si." "Eminence, I must tell you this." "It was probably..." "Eminence, I must tell you this." "It was probably..." "The kind of umbrella they give it was probably..." "The kind of umbrella they give you if you go to, like, an event the kind of umbrella they give you if you go to, like, an event that the radio station is you if you go to, like, an event that the radio station is hosting." "That the radio station is hosting." "Schwag." "Hosting." "Schwag." "Andthisis thething--it  schwag." "Andthisis thething--it  pop through the chest, you andthisis thething--it  pop through the chest, you know, like the dinosaur..." "Pop through the chest, you know, like the dinosaur..." "This one." "Know, like the dinosaur..." "This one." "This is how it pop open, and this one." "This is how it pop open, and blood spray everyplace." "This is how it pop open, and blood spray everyplace." "It was really, really weird." "Blood spray everyplace." "It was really, really weird." "Itwasreallyweird." "It was really, really weird." "Itwasreallyweird." "Soweird." "Itwasreallyweird." "Soweird." "[ Rustling ]" "Look,boys." "I know this was a very rough one, but I may have another job" "I know this was a very rough one, but I may have another job for you." "One, but I may have another job for you." "Whatisthecase?" "For you." "Whatisthecase?" "It'sa realdoozy." "Whatisthecase?" "It'sa realdoozy." "You're already playing catch-up." "It'sa realdoozy." "You're already playing catch-up." "Take a look at that photo." "You're already playing catch-up." "Take a look at that photo." "[Gasps]" "Take a look at that photo." "[Gasps] Sogross." "[Gasps] Sogross." "Super-gross." "Sogross." "Super-gross." "Super-gross." "Super-gross." "Super-gross." "Thisisjustaphotograph." "Super-gross." "Thisisjustaphotograph." "Si." "Thisisjustaphotograph." "Si." "Yeah." "Si." "Yeah." "In real life, it's far more yeah." "In real life, it's far more horrifying." "In real life, it's far more horrifying." "Get your asses on the chopper." "Horrifying." "Get your asses on the chopper." "Wearegoingtoneed ..." "Get your asses on the chopper." "Wearegoingtoneed ..." "Some per diem." "Wearegoingtoneed ..." "Some per diem." "[ Dramatic music cue plays ]" "Some per diem." "[ Dramatic music cue plays ] Youknowthat'snot me,  [ dramatic music cue plays ] Youknowthat'snot me,  right?" "Youknowthat'snot me,  right?" "I hope that wasn't for me, right?" "I hope that wasn't for me, because " "I hope that wasn't for me, because -- no,no!" "Because -- no,no!" "No,no,no !" "No,no!" "No,no,no !" "Iwasremindingmyself..." "No,no,no !" "Iwasremindingmyself..." "Okay." "Iwasremindingmyself..." "Okay." "..."Gotoaccounting." "Okay." "..."Gotoaccounting." "We are going to need some ..."gotoaccounting." "We are going to need some per diem."" "We are going to need some per diem." Level4 - -theguydown per diem." Level4 - -theguydown below." "LEVEL4 " "THEGUYDOWN BELOW." "Both:" "THEHUNCHBACK." "BELOW." "Both:" "THEHUNCHBACK." "YEAH,NEARTHEFINGERSOF" "Both:" "THEHUNCHBACK." "YEAH,NEARTHEFINGERSOF St. Peter." "Yeah,nearthefingersof St. Peter." "[ Discordant piano notes play ]" "St. Peter." "[ Discordant piano notes play ] [ Shower running ]" "[ Discordant piano notes play ] [ Shower running ] Youknowwhat?" "[ Shower running ] Youknowwhat?" "Don't let f'resnel get to you, youknowwhat?" "Don't let f'resnel get to you, even for a second." "Don't let f'resnel get to you, even for a second." "Let me put it to you this way -- even for a second." "Let me put it to you this way -- if you were gonna buy a lottery let me put it to you this way -- if you were gonna buy a lottery ticket -- which I know you if you were gonna buy a lottery ticket -- which I know you wouldn't, because we're snobs " "ticket -- which I know you wouldn't, because we're snobs -- would you buy it from the same, wouldn't, because we're snobs -- would you buy it from the same, exact 7-Eleven where the last" "would you buy it from the same, exact 7-Eleven where the last winning lottery ticket was sold?" "Exact 7-Eleven where the last winning lottery ticket was sold?" "Ofcoursenot." "Winning lottery ticket was sold?" "Ofcoursenot." "That's like lightning striking ofcoursenot." "That's like lightning striking the same place twice." "That's like lightning striking the same place twice." "Yeah." "Precisely." "The same place twice." "Yeah." "Precisely." "So the fact that there have yeah." "Precisely." "So the fact that there have been a couple of murders here -- so the fact that there have been a couple of murders here -- several." "BEEN A COUPLE OF MURDERS HERE -- SEVERAL." "SEVERAMURDERS" "THE" "SEVERAL." "SEVERAMURDERS" "THE CHANCES OF THERE BEING ONE" "SEVERAMURDERS" "THE CHANCES OF THERE BEING ONE MURDER ARE SO SLIM" "CHANCES OF THERE BEING ONE MURDER ARE SO SLIM STATISTICALLY." "MURDER ARE SO SLIM STATISTICALLY." "A-A-A COUPLE?" "STATISTICALLY." "A-A-A COUPLE?" "I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE." "A-A-A COUPLE?" "I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE." "SO ONE MORE?" "FORGET IT." "I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE." "SO ONE MORE?" "FORGET IT." "I THINK YOU'RE SAFER HERE THAN" "SO ONE MORE?" "FORGET IT." "I THINK YOU'RE SAFER HERE THAN IN ANY OF THE MURDER-FREE PLACES" "I THINK YOU'RE SAFER HERE THAN IN ANY OF THE MURDER-FREE PLACES WE'VE EVER LIVED AT." "YOU COMING TO BED, BABY?" "VANESSA?" "SWEETIE?" "[ KNOB SQUEAKS ]" "[ SCRUBBING ] [ RINGTONE PLAYING ]" "[ RINGTONE CONTINUES ]" "HUH." "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]" "Hi,Vanessa." "This is Dr. Marsden." "I was looking at the latest" "This is Dr. Marsden." "I was looking at the latest ultrasound, and I have to say," "I was looking at the latest ultrasound, and I have to say, I'm -- well, I'm...not quite ultrasound, and I have to say, I'm -- well, I'm...not quite sure how to say this." "I'm -- well, I'm...not quite sure how to say this." "I-I-I'm horrified -- not just sure how to say this." "I-I-I'm horrified -- not just as a doctor, but as a person." "I-I-I'm horrified -- not just as a doctor, but as a person." "You need to come to the office as a doctor, but as a person." "You need to come to the office immediately " "You need to come to the office immediately -- [SNARLS]" "HM." "[CLEARSTHROAT] OH!" "SHIT!" "OH!" "SHIT!" "FUCK YOU, LAMP!" "SHIT!" "FUCK YOU, LAMP!" "DON'TTAKENO SHITOFF THAT" "FUCK YOU, LAMP!" "DON'TTAKENO SHITOFF THAT LAMP, JACK." "DON'TTAKENO SHITOFF THAT LAMP, JACK." "THANKYOU,SWEETIE." "LAMP, JACK." "THANKYOU,SWEETIE." "YOU'REWELCOME." "THANKYOU,SWEETIE." "YOU'REWELCOME." "OH!" "YOU'REWELCOME." "OH!" "HONEY, DON'T FORGET " " MY" "OH!" "HONEY, DON'T FORGET " " MY SISTER'S COMING TO BLESS THE" "HONEY, DON'T FORGET " " MY SISTER'S COMING TO BLESS THE HOUSE THIS WEEK." "SISTER'S COMING TO BLESS THE HOUSE THIS WEEK." "[SIGHS]" "HOUSE THIS WEEK." "[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW, BABY." "[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW, BABY." "THAT STUFF'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO" "I DON'T KNOW, BABY." "THAT STUFF'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO "BURNING MAN" FOR ME, YOU KNOW?" "THAT STUFF'S, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO "BURNING MAN" FOR ME, YOU KNOW?" "JACK?" "PLEASE?" ""BURNING MAN" FOR ME, YOU KNOW?" "JACK?" "PLEASE?" "IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTS TO" "JACK?" "PLEASE?" "IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTS TO DO FOR US, OKAY?" "IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHE WANTS TO DO FOR US, OKAY?" "OKAY." "DO FOR US, OKAY?" "OKAY." "PLUS,CURLYBEARLEFTHER." "OKAY." "PLUS,CURLYBEARLEFTHER." "NAVAJOGUY?" "PLUS,CURLYBEARLEFTHER." "NAVAJOGUY?" "MM-HMM." "NAVAJOGUY?" "MM-HMM." "[SCOFFS]" "MM-HMM." "[SCOFFS] HESTOLEALLHER CREDITCARDS" "[SCOFFS] HESTOLEALLHER CREDITCARDS AND HER CAR." "HESTOLEALLHER CREDITCARDS AND HER CAR." "OH,MYGOD." "THAT'SCRAZY." "AND HER CAR." "OH,MYGOD." "THAT'SCRAZY." "MM-HMM." "Oh,myGod." "That'scrazy." "Mm-hmm." "Marjoriehascreditcards?" "Mm-hmm." "Marjoriehascreditcards?" "Jack..." "Marjoriehascreditcards?" "Jack..." "Ididnotexpectthat ina" "Jack..." "Ididnotexpectthat ina million years." "Ididnotexpectthat ina million years." "It takes a lot to get credit million years." "It takes a lot to get credit cards." "It takes a lot to get credit cards." "It takes..." "Credit." "Cards." "It takes..." "Credit." "Benice." "It takes..." "Credit." "Benice." "Whoknew?" "Benice." "Whoknew?" "Benice." "Whoknew?" "Benice." "And let her do her wicca thing." "Benice." "And let her do her wicca thing." "Ugh." "God." "And let her do her wicca thing." "Ugh." "God." "[ Spits ]" "Ugh." "God." "[ Spits ] [ Coughs ]" "[ Spits ] [ Coughs ] Vanessa!" "[ Coughs ] Vanessa!" "Yes,darling?" "Vanessa!" "Yes,darling?" "Whatwasin thatdrinkyou yes,darling?" "Whatwasin thatdrinkyou just gave me?" "Whatwasin thatdrinkyou just gave me?" "Icedtea,darling." "That'spurepaintthinner, baby." "Mybad." "Baby." "Mybad." "Youcouldhavekilledme." "Mybad." "Youcouldhavekilledme." "I'msosorry." "Youcouldhavekilledme." "I'msosorry." "[Blows]" "I'msosorry." "[Blows] It's..." "Pregnant-mommybrain." "[Blows] It's..." "Pregnant-mommybrain." "[ Chuckles ]" "It's..." "Pregnant-mommybrain." "[ Chuckles ] I must have misread the bottle." "[ Chuckles ] I must have misread the bottle." "Areyoufeelingall right?" "I must have misread the bottle." "Areyoufeelingall right?" "What?" "Areyoufeelingall right?" "What?" "Youdon'tseemall right." "What?" "Youdon'tseemall right." "You seem..." "Kind of off." "Youdon'tseemall right." "You seem..." "Kind of off." "Me?" "You seem..." "Kind of off." "Me?" "No." "Me?" "No." "I feel great." "No." "I feel great." "I've actually never felt better." "I feel great." "I've actually never felt better." "[ Smooches ]" "[ Both scream ] Oh!" "[Panting]" "Oh!" "[Panting] Sorryaboutthat." "[Panting] Sorryaboutthat." "[ Sighs ]" "Sorryaboutthat." "[ Sighs ] Bitches be trippin'!" "[ SIGHS ] BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'!" "[ Laughing ] AM I RIGHT?" "BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'!" "[ Laughing ] AM I RIGHT?" "THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT." "[ Laughing ] AM I RIGHT?" "THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT." "[ LAUGHS ]" "That's some crazy shit." "[ Laughs ] I apologize, man." "[ Laughs ] I apologize, man." "I just scared the fuck out of" "I apologize, man." "I just scared the fuck out of you." "I just scared the fuck out of you." "[Sighs]" "You." "[Sighs] Ijustwokeupinyour [sighs] Ijustwokeupinyour crawlspace, and I was trying to" "Ijustwokeupinyour crawlspace, and I was trying to tiptoe through to the bathroom crawlspace, and I was trying to tiptoe through to the bathroom without being seen, and, uh..." "Tiptoe through to the bathroom without being seen, and, uh..." "[ Chuckles ]" "Without being seen, and, uh..." "[ Chuckles ] ...It was to no avail." "[ Chuckles ] ...It was to no avail." "You know what I'm sayin'?" "...it was to no avail." "You know what I'm sayin'?" "[ Chuckles ]" "You know what I'm sayin'?" "[ Chuckles ] [Sighs]" "[ Chuckles ] [Sighs] Did I hear you correctly?" "[Sighs] Did I hear you correctly?" "You're sleeping in my did I hear you correctly?" "You're sleeping in my crawlspace?" "You're sleeping in my crawlspace?" "Oh,mygoodness,yes ." "Yes ." "Crawlspace?" "Oh,mygoodness,yes ." "Yes ." "[Sighs]" "Oh,mygoodness,yes ." "Yes ." "[Sighs] HowcanIexplainthis to [sighs] HowcanIexplainthis to you, Jack?" "HowcanIexplainthis to you, Jack?" "You know that Shakespeare play you, Jack?" "You know that Shakespeare play where the man says, "neither a you know that Shakespeare play where the man says, "neither a borrower nor a lender be, but where the man says, "neither a borrower nor a lender be, but to..." "BORROWER NOR A LENDER BE, BUT TO..." "Both:" "THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE."" "TO..." "Both:" "THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE." YEAH." "Both:" "THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE." YEAH." "IT'S POLONIUS TO LAERTES." "Yeah." "It's polonius to laertes." ""Hamlet" -- act 1, scene 3." "It's polonius to laertes." ""Hamlet" -- act 1, scene 3." "Well,colorme impressed," ""Hamlet" -- act 1, scene 3." "Well,colorme impressed, Jack Watson." "Well,colorme impressed, Jack Watson." "Color..." "Jack Watson." "Color..." "Me..." "Color..." "Me..." "Im..." "Me..." "Im..." "Pressed." "Hm." "[ Sighs ] [ Hollow thud ]" "[ Sighs ] [ Hollow thud ] [ Stomps ]" "Wo-o-o-o-o-w." "[ Rustling ] Hello?" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Who's there?" "[ Water drips ]" "Who's there?" "[ Water drips ] [ Chuckles ]" "[ Water drips ] [ Chuckles ] [ Sighs ]" "[ Blows ]" "[ Box creaks ]" "Oh, my God." "[ Door creaks ] [ Tapping on box ] [ Sighs ]" "[ Tapping on box ] [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]" "Hey, Vanessa?" "!" "I'm gonna take a nap, all right?" "I'm beat." "I'm gonna take a nap, all right?" "I'm beat." "Ofcourse." "I'm beat." "Ofcourse." "[Sighs]" "[ Gasps ] Oh -- oh, my God." "Baby, don't, don't, don't!" "Oh -- oh, my God." "Baby, don't, don't, don't!" "Oh, my God." "Baby, don't, don't, don't!" "Oh, my God." "No, I can't " " I'm so sweaty." "Oh, my God." "No, I can't " " I'm so sweaty." "I'm so sw-- no, I can't " " I'm so sweaty." "I'm so sw-- oh, my God." "Yeah." "I'm so sw-- oh, my God." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh, my God." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "D-do that thing." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "D-DO THAT THING." "DO THAT THING YOU DID IN CANCúN." "D-DO THAT THING." "DO THAT THING YOU DID IN CANCúN." "DO THAT " "DO THAT THING YOU DID IN CANCúN." "DO THAT -- OW!" "OW!" "Do that -- ow!" "Ow!" "Oh, my God!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Oh, my God!" "[ Panting ]" "Oh, my God!" "[ Panting ] Oka-- [ panting ] Oka-- ow, God!" "Hey!" "Oka-- ow, God!" "Hey!" "Careful!" "Ow, God!" "Hey!" "Careful!" "Careful!" "Baby!" "Careful!" "Careful!" "Baby!" "Aah!" "Honey!" "Careful!" "Baby!" "Aah!" "Honey!" "[Cackling]" "Aah!" "Honey!" "[Cackling] Oh,myGod!" "Oh, myGod!" "[Cackling] Oh,myGod!" "Oh, myGod!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh,myGod!" "Oh, myGod!" "Oh, my God!" "[ Panting ]" "Oh, my God!" "[ Panting ] Honey,what'swrong?" "!" "[ Panting ] Honey,what'swrong?" "!" "Oh, my God!" "Honey,what'swrong?" "!" "Oh, my God!" "Ididn'tdo anything!" "Oh, my God!" "Ididn'tdo anything!" "Whatdidyoudo?" "!" "Ididn'tdo anything!" "Whatdidyoudo?" "!" "Ithoughtit wasyou !" "Whatdidyoudo?" "!" "Ithoughtit wasyou !" "I thought it was you!" "Ithoughtit wasyou !" "I thought it was you!" "Youthoughtit wasme?" "I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!" "YOUTHOUGHTIT WASME?" "YOU MEANT TO KILL ME?" "YOUTHOUGHTIT WASME?" "YOU MEANT TO KILL ME?" "[Panting]NO, NO." "YOU MEANT TO KILL ME?" "[Panting]NO, NO." "WHYDOYOUHAVEABONER ?" "!" "[Panting]NO, NO." "WHYDOYOUHAVEABONER ?" "!" "HONEY!" "WHYDOYOUHAVEABONER ?" "!" "HONEY!" "OH,MYGOD!" "OH, MY- " "HONEY!" "OH,MYGOD!" "OH, MY- - WHATISGOINGON?" "!" "OH,MYGOD!" "OH, MY- - WHATISGOINGON?" "!" "OH,GOD." "THISLOOKSTERRIBLE." "WHATISGOINGON?" "!" "OH,GOD." "THISLOOKSTERRIBLE." "HONEY,WHOIS SHE?" "OH,GOD." "THISLOOKSTERRIBLE." "HONEY,WHOIS SHE?" "IDON'TKNOWWHO SHE IS!" "HONEY,WHOIS SHE?" "IDON'TKNOWWHO SHE IS!" "SHE CREPT UP ON ME." "IDON'TKNOWWHO SHE IS!" "SHE CREPT UP ON ME." "IT WAS HORRIFYING." "SHE CREPT UP ON ME." "IT WAS HORRIFYING." "YOUDON'TKNOWWHO SHE IS?" "IT WAS HORRIFYING." "YOUDON'TKNOWWHO SHE IS?" "SHECREPTUP ON ME ." "YOUDON'TKNOWWHO SHE IS?" "SHECREPTUP ON ME ." "SHE SNUCK " " I-I DON'T KNOW." "SHECREPTUP ON ME ." "SHE SNUCK " " I-I DON'T KNOW." "I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER." "SHE SNUCK " " I-I DON'T KNOW." "I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER." "WHAT" "JACK?" "I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HER." "WHAT" "JACK?" "DON'T,DON'T,DON'T." "WHAT" "JACK?" "DON'T,DON'T,DON'T." "NO,NO,NO ." "DON'T,DON'T,DON'T." "NO,NO,NO ." "WE HAVE TO." "WE HAVE TO." "NO,NO,NO ." "WE HAVE TO." "WE HAVE TO." "WE HAVE TO." "WE HAVE TO." "WE HAVE TO." "WE HAVE TO." "SHE'LLBEOKAY." "WE HAVE TO." "SHE'LLBEOKAY." "SHE'SNOTOKAY." "SHE'LLBEOKAY." "SHE'SNOTOKAY." "WHAT?" "SHE'SNOTOKAY." "WHAT?" "SHE'SNOTOKAY." "WHAT?" "SHE'SNOTOKAY." "NO." "NO,NO ." "SHE'SNOT DEAD." "SHE'SNOTOKAY." "NO." "NO,NO ." "SHE'SNOT DEAD." "SHEISDEAD." "NO." "NO,NO ." "SHE'SNOT DEAD." "SHEISDEAD." "SHE'S" "OH,GOD!" "SHEISDEAD." "SHE'S" "OH,GOD!" "OHH, MY GOD!" "She's- -oh,God!" "Ohh, my God!" "Oh,no." "Ohh, my God!" "Oh,no." "Oh,myGod." "Oh,no." "Oh,myGod." "Oh,God." "Oh,myGod." "Oh,God." "Oh,myGod." "Oh,God." "Oh,myGod." "Oh,God." "Oh,myGod." "Oh,God." "[Panting]" "Oh,God." "[Panting] Uh..." "Okay." "[Panting] Uh..." "Okay." "Okay." "Uh..." "Okay." "Okay." "[ Telephone clatters ]" "Okay." "[ Telephone clatters ] No." "[ Telephone clatters ] No." "No cops." "No." "No cops." "Areyouinsane?" "!" "No cops." "Areyouinsane?" "!" "I just killed somebody!" "Areyouinsane?" "!" "I just killed somebody!" "JesusChrist,Jack." "I just killed somebody!" "JesusChrist,Jack." "Jesus Christ!" "JesusChrist,Jack." "Jesus Christ!" "Whendidyoustartsmoking" "Jesus Christ!" "Whendidyoustartsmoking again?" "Whendidyoustartsmoking again?" "Thatdoesn'treallymatter." "Again?" "Thatdoesn'treallymatter." "Three hours ago." "Thatdoesn'treallymatter." "Three hours ago." "Let me think, okay?" "Three hours ago." "Let me think, okay?" "[Sighs]" "Let me think, okay?" "[Sighs] Thiswomanis dead." "[Sighs] Thiswomanis dead." "Even if you tell your side of thiswomanis dead." "Even if you tell your side of the story, who would believe it?" "Even if you tell your side of the story, who would believe it?" "Do you want to be in jail for the story, who would believe it?" "Do you want to be in jail for the first three to five years of do you want to be in jail for the first three to five years of my twins' life?" "The first three to five years of my twins' life?" "I'vegotto tellpeoplewhat  my twins' life?" "I'vegotto tellpeoplewhat  really happened." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, baby." "Okay." "Okay, baby." "Okay." "What's the story, Jack?" "Okay." "What's the story, Jack?" "Um..." "What's the story, Jack?" "Um..." "She tried to perform oral sex on um..." "She tried to perform oral sex on me, and then, um..." "She tried to perform oral sex on me, and then, um..." "And then I bludgeoned her to me, and then, um..." "And then I bludgeoned her to death with a fire extinguisher." "And then I bludgeoned her to death with a fire extinguisher." "Holy shit!" "Death with a fire extinguisher." "Holy shit!" "Oh, my God." "Holy shit!" "Oh, my God." "It sounds like I mouth-raped oh, my God." "It sounds like I mouth-raped somebody's grandmother and then it sounds like I mouth-raped somebody's grandmother and then murdered her." "Somebody's grandmother and then murdered her." "Youcan'tgo to jail." "Murdered her." "Youcan'tgo to jail." "Letmethink." "Youcan'tgo to jail." "Letmethink." "Wehavebabiesontheway." "Letmethink." "Wehavebabiesontheway." "Letmethink!" "Wehavebabiesontheway." "Letmethink!" "[ Panting ]" "[ Railing clangs ] [Gasps] [Sighs]" "Dig." "Oh,shitballs." "What?" "You'resupposedto callthe  what?" "You'resupposedto callthe  city before you dig." "You'resupposedto callthe  city before you dig." "There could be gas lines city before you dig." "There could be gas lines anywhere." "There could be gas lines anywhere." "That'srealsmart,Jack." "Anywhere." "That'srealsmart,Jack." "Let's call the city and tell that'srealsmart,Jack." "Let's call the city and tell them precisely where we're let's call the city and tell them precisely where we're getting rid of a corpse from a them precisely where we're getting rid of a corpse from a murder." "Getting rid of a corpse from a murder." "[ Thunder crashes ]" "Murder." "[ Thunder crashes ] That'sfair." "[ Thunder crashes ] That'sfair." "[ Dog growls ]" "That'sfair." "[ Dog growls ] Did you just hear som-- [ dog growls ] Did you just hear som-- no." "Did you just hear som-- no." "Ididn'tevenfinishmy no." "Ididn'tevenfinishmy question, and you just said no." "Ididn'tevenfinishmy question, and you just said no." "Well,I didn'thearanything." "QUESTION, AND YOU JUST SAID NO." "WELL,I DIDN'THEARANYTHING." "AND IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING," "WELL,I DIDN'THEARANYTHING." "AND IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING." "AND IF YOU DID HEAR SOMETHING, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING." "[ DOG GROWLING ]" "It's probably nothing." "[ Dog growling ] Holyshit." "[ Dog growling ] Holyshit." "Don't move a muscle." "Holyshit." "Don't move a muscle." "There's a big fuckin' dog don't move a muscle." "There's a big fuckin' dog staring right at you." "[Speakingdemonically]" "Seriously?" "!" "What the fuck is going on right now?" "!" "What the fuck is going on right now?" "!" "You speak bullmastiff?" "Now?" "!" "You speak bullmastiff?" "Rottweiler." "You speak bullmastiff?" "Rottweiler." "[ Thunder crashes ]" "Rottweiler." "[ Thunder crashes ] [Scoffs]" "[ Thunder crashes ] [Scoffs] [ Sobbing ]" "Areyoucrying?" "No." "You'recrying." "No." "You'recrying." "Iwasdry-crying'causeIwas  you'recrying." "Iwasdry-crying'causeIwas  laughing a little bit, too." "I want you to see a psychiatrist." "Willitmakeyou feelbetter?" "Yes,itwill." "[ Inhales sharply ]" "Thenokay." "[Giggles] Well, a big hello to you two." "You must be Jack and Vanessa." "Well, a big hello to you two." "You must be Jack and Vanessa." "Yeah." "You must be Jack and Vanessa." "Yeah." "Yep." "Yeah." "Yep." "OrdoIhaveittheotherway yep." "OrdoIhaveittheotherway around?" "OrdoIhaveittheotherway around?" "[ Both laugh ]" "Around?" "[ Both laugh ] Jack" "Vanessa." "[ Both laugh ] Jack" "Vanessa." "You're...?" "Jack" "Vanessa." "You're...?" "Yes,I 'mDr.Marshall." "You're...?" "Yes,I 'mDr.Marshall." "Oh!" "Yes,I 'mDr.Marshall." "Oh!" "Iapologizeforthe  oh!" "Iapologizeforthe  Lance Armstrong outfit." "Iapologizeforthe  Lance Armstrong outfit." "I am just nuts about biking." "Lance Armstrong outfit." "I am just nuts about biking." "Ah,ustoo." "I am just nuts about biking." "Ah,ustoo." "Really?" "Ah,ustoo." "Really?" "What kind of bike you got?" "Really?" "What kind of bike you got?" "Uh..." "[ Laughs ] I'm sorry." "I don't know why I said that." "I'm sorry." "I don't know why I said that." "We don't have bikes." "I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT." "WE DON'T HAVE BIKES." "[Laughing]ATALL." "WE DON'T HAVE BIKES." "[Laughing]ATALL." "YEAH." "[Laughing]ATALL." "YEAH." "I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE." "Yeah." "I-I was just trying to be nice." "[Laughs]" "I-I was just trying to be nice." "[Laughs] Looks like Jack, here, might be [laughs] Looks like Jack, here, might be Mr. cuckoo pants, not you!" "Looks like Jack, here, might be Mr. cuckoo pants, not you!" "[ Both laugh ]" "Mr. CUCKOO PANTS, NOT YOU!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ Laughing ] RIGHT, Vanessa?" "[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ Laughing ] RIGHT, Vanessa?" "THAT'SFAIR." "[ Laughing ] RIGHT, Vanessa?" "THAT'SFAIR." "[ LAUGHS ]" "That'sfair." "[ Laughs ] Doctor,youcanveryclearly [ laughs ] Doctor,youcanveryclearly see the outline of your penis in doctor,youcanveryclearly see the outline of your penis in those shorts." "See the outline of your penis in those shorts." "Baby, look." "Youare100%rightabout that, Vanessa." "And, uh..." "I will change." "That, Vanessa." "And, uh..." "I will change." "And then we will open up the and, uh..." "I will change." "And then we will open up the hood and see what's gunking up and then we will open up the hood and see what's gunking up the works in there, okay?" "Hood and see what's gunking up the works in there, okay?" "[Laughs]" "The works in there, okay?" "[Laughs] Howdoesthatsound?" "[Laughs] Howdoesthatsound?" "Soundsgood." "Howdoesthatsound?" "Soundsgood." "[Laughs]" "Soundsgood." "[Laughs] Get out of there, you crazy [laughs] Get out of there, you crazy gremlins!" "Get out of there, you crazy gremlins!" "[Laughs]" "Gremlins!" "[Laughs] Leavethisniceladyalone!" "[Laughs] Leavethisniceladyalone!" "[ Laughter ]" "Leavethisniceladyalone!" "[ Laughter ] Don't worry, kid!" "[ Laughter ] Don't worry, kid!" "Mommy's not gonna be crazy don't worry, kid!" "Mommy's not gonna be crazy forever!" "Mommy's not gonna be crazy forever!" "Okay." "Comeon ." "Forever!" "Okay." "Comeon ." "Thereyougo ." "Okay." "Comeon ." "Thereyougo ." "Oh,thanks,guys." "Thereyougo ." "Oh,thanks,guys." "[Groans]" "Oh,thanks,guys." "[Groans] Come on in." "[Groans] Come on in." "[ Cellphone ringing ]" "Come on in." "[ Cellphone ringing ] Oh." "Hold on." "[ Cellphone ringing ] Oh." "Hold on." "Uh, I'll be right in, okay?" "Oh." "Hold on." "Uh, I'll be right in, okay?" "Sorry." "Uh, I'll be right in, okay?" "Sorry." "[ Cellphone beeps ]" "Sorry." "[ Cellphone beeps ] Hello?" "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HELLO?" "Jack,mymainman ." "HELLO?" "Jack,mymainman ." "UM, THERE ARE TWO POLICE" "Jack,mymainman ." "UM, THERE ARE TWO POLICE OFFICERS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, um, there are two police officers right here, right now, in your home." "Officers right here, right now, in your home." "[ Chuckles ]" "In your home." "[ Chuckles ] And they seem really anxious to [ chuckles ] And they seem really anxious to speak to you." "And they seem really anxious to speak to you." "Ididn'tdo anything." "Speak to you." "Ididn'tdo anything." "Oh,interesting." "Ididn'tdo anything." "Oh,interesting." "That's interesting that you oh,interesting." "That's interesting that you would say that." "That's interesting that you would say that." "I'm no expert, but that sounds" "WOULD SAY THAT." "I'm NO EXPERT, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE the kind of thing that a" "I'm NO EXPERT, BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE the kind of thing that a guilty person would say." "LIKE the kind of thing that a guilty person would say." "[ CHUCKLES ] guilty person would say." "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL,I DIDN'TDO ANYTHING," "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL,I DIDN'TDO ANYTHING, OKAY?" "WELL,I DIDN'TDO ANYTHING, OKAY?" "INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY THAT, TOO." "OKAY?" "INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY THAT, TOO." "Yep." "I 'msuretheydo." "INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY THAT, TOO." "Yep." "I 'msuretheydo." "Mm-hmm." "Yep." "I 'msuretheydo." "Mm-hmm." "WAIT" "HOWDIDTHEYFIND" "Mm-hmm." "WAIT" "HOWDIDTHEYFIND  YOU?" "Wait- -howdidtheyfind  you?" "Oh,uh..." "You?" "Oh,uh..." "[ Chuckles ]" "Oh,uh..." "[ Chuckles ] Long story -- they knocked on [ chuckles ] Long story -- they knocked on the door, and then I answered long story -- they knocked on the door, and then I answered it." "THE DOOR, AND THEN I ANSWERED IT." "Atmyhouse?" "IT." "Atmyhouse?" "YEAH." "OH,YEAH." "Atmyhouse?" "YEAH." "OH,YEAH." "I JUST POPPED IN FOR A SHOWER." "Yeah." "Oh,yeah." "I just popped in for a shower." "No big deal." "I just popped in for a shower." "No big deal." "Listen,listen." "No big deal." "Listen,listen." "For now, just get rid of the listen,listen." "For now, just get rid of the cops for now, okay, please?" "For now, just get rid of the cops for now, okay, please?" "I-Ithinktheywanttotalk cops for now, okay, please?" "I-Ithinktheywanttotalk to you about Mrs. Nussbaum." "I-Ithinktheywanttotalk to you about Mrs. Nussbaum." "Canwenottalkaboutthison to you about Mrs. Nussbaum." "Canwenottalkaboutthison the phone right now, f'resnel?" "Canwenottalkaboutthison the phone right now, f'resnel?" "Get rid of the cops, please." "The phone right now, f'resnel?" "Get rid of the cops, please." "I'm begging you." "Get rid of the cops, please." "I'm begging you." "Okay." "I'm begging you." "Okay." "Well, consider it done, my okay." "Well, consider it done, my white brother." "WELL, CONSIDER IT DONE, MY WHITE BROTHER." "Much love." "WHITE BROTHER." "Much love." "[LAUGHS]" "Much love." "[LAUGHS] [ Laughing ] YOU ARE A RIOT." "[LAUGHS] [ Laughing ] YOU ARE A RIOT." "THANK YOU SO MUCH, DOCTOR." "[ Laughing ] YOU ARE A RIOT." "THANK YOU SO MUCH, DOCTOR." "I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH WE thank you so much, doctor." "I can't tell you how much we appreciate it." "I can't tell you how much we appreciate it." "Thanks." "Appreciate it." "Thanks." "[ Sighs deeply ]" "Thanks." "[ Sighs deeply ] Thatwasfast." "[ Sighs deeply ] Thatwasfast." "What'd he say?" "Thatwasfast." "What'd he say?" "ThatI 'm100%fine." "What'd he say?" "ThatI 'm100%fine." "[ Laughs ]" "ThatI 'm100%fine." "[ Laughs ] I'm just stressed out about the [ laughs ] I'm just stressed out about the babies." "I'm just stressed out about the babies." "He even wrote me a prescription babies." "He even wrote me a prescription for valium." "He even wrote me a prescription for valium." "[Chuckles]" "For valium." "[Chuckles] Isn'titgreat?" "[Chuckles] Isn'titgreat?" "What?" "Isn'titgreat?" "What?" "Yeah." "What?" "Yeah." "Wait." "Yeah." "Wait." "He actually said "100% fine,"" "wait." "He actually said "100% fine," and then he wrote you a he actually said "100% fine," and then he wrote you a prescription for valium even and then he wrote you a prescription for valium even though you're eight months" "prescription for valium even though you're eight months pregnant with twins?" "Though you're eight months pregnant with twins?" "Yep." "Wow." "I'm " " I-I'm just stunned." "That's all." "I'm " " I-I'm just stunned." "That's all." "I almost don't believe it." "Oh." "Well, if you don't believe me, then..." "Well, if you don't believe me, then..." "W-why don't you just ask him?" "Then..." "W-why don't you just ask him?" "Letmejusttalktohimreal w-why don't you just ask him?" "Letmejusttalktohimreal quick, okay?" "Letmejusttalktohimreal quick, okay?" "I'll be right back." "IF..." "[SIGHS] [Voicebreaking]IF YOU" "[SIGHS] [Voicebreaking]IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME..." "[Voicebreaking]IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME..." "AS A MOTHER..." "No,no." "I'mthemotherofyour unborn babies, but no, no, no, no, no," "I'mthemotherofyour unborn babies, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "Babies, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "I want you to go ask." "I'msorry." "No!" "Goahead!" "I want you to ask him, 'cause I no!" "Goahead!" "I want you to ask him, 'cause I don't want to go home and talk" "I want you to ask him, 'cause I don't want to go home and talk about this." "Don't want to go home and talk about this." "Itrustyou." "Itrustyou." "About this." "Itrustyou." "Itrustyou." "I do." "Itrustyou." "Itrustyou." "I do." "I do." "I'm sorry." "I DO." "I DO." "I'M SORRY." "I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HIM." "I DO." "I'M SORRY." "I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HIM." "YOU KNOW?" "I JUST DIDN'T TRUST HIM." "YOU KNOW?" "COME ON." "YOU KNOW?" "COME ON." "LET'S GET YOU SOME VALIUM, HUH?" "COME ON." "LET'S GET YOU SOME VALIUM, HUH?" "LET'S GET YOU ALL VALIUMED UP." "LET'S GET YOU SOME VALIUM, HUH?" "LET'S GET YOU ALL VALIUMED UP." "[SNIFFLES]" "LET'S GET YOU ALL VALIUMED UP." "[SNIFFLES] ALLRIGHT?" "[SNIFFLES] ALLRIGHT?" "YOU'RETHEBEST." "[Sputtering]HELP." "[ ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS ]" "EXCUSEME?" "EXCUSE ME, FATHERS?" "EXCUSE ME." "HI." "EXCUSE ME, FATHERS?" "EXCUSE ME." "HI." "I HATE TO BE A PEST, BUT" "EXCUSE ME." "HI." "I HATE TO BE A PEST, BUT LOUISIANA HAS SOME PRETTY STICKY" "I HATE TO BE A PEST, BUT LOUISIANA HAS SOME PRETTY STICKY CLEAN-INDOOR-AIR LAWS, AND YOU" "LOUISIANA HAS SOME PRETTY STICKY CLEAN-INDOOR-AIR LAWS, AND YOU GUYS ARE IN MAJOR VIOLATION OF" "CLEAN-INDOOR-AIR LAWS, AND YOU GUYS ARE IN MAJOR VIOLATION OF THEM RIGHT NOW." "GUYS ARE IN MAJOR VIOLATION OF THEM RIGHT NOW." "SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND TAKING" "THEM RIGHT NOW." "SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THE CIGARETTES OUT OF DOORS..." "IFWE,UH ,RAPTHISUPIN  TIME, I KIND OF WANT TO CHECK OUT THE FRENCH QUARTER, HUH?" "TIME, I KIND OF WANT TO CHECK OUT THE FRENCH QUARTER, HUH?" "ISTHISTHEPLACEWHERETHE" "OUT THE FRENCH QUARTER, HUH?" "ISTHISTHEPLACEWHERETHE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES?" "ISTHISTHEPLACEWHERETHE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES?" "IT'STHEVIEUXCARRé." "GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES?" "IT'STHEVIEUXCARRé." "IT'S THE ORIGINAL CITY " "IT'STHEVIEUXCARRé." "IT'S THE ORIGINAL CITY -- FOUNDED IN 1718." "IT'S THE ORIGINAL CITY -- FOUNDED IN 1718." "IT'S 78 SQUARE BLOCKS THAT ARE" "FOUNDED IN 1718." "IT'S 78 SQUARE BLOCKS THAT ARE ALL PROTECTED NATIONAL HISTORIC" "IT'S 78 SQUARE BLOCKS THAT ARE ALL PROTECTED NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS." "ALL PROTECTED NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS." "IT'S AN AREA STEEPED IN THE" "LANDMARKS." "IT'S AN AREA STEEPED IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPANISH AND THE" "IT'S AN AREA STEEPED IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPANISH AND THE FRENCH AND THE CIVIL WAR." "HISTORY OF THE SPANISH AND THE FRENCH AND THE CIVIL WAR." "BUTITIS ALSOTHE PLACE" "FRENCH AND THE CIVIL WAR." "BUTITIS ALSOTHE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR" "BUTITIS ALSOTHE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES, SI?" "WHERE THE GIRLS FLASH THEIR BOOBIES, SI?" "SI." "BOOBIES, SI?" "SI." "COLLEGE GIRLS, TAKING THEIR" "SI." "COLLEGE GIRLS, TAKING THEIR PERKY, BRAND-NEW BOOBS OUT FOR A" "COLLEGE GIRLS, TAKING THEIR PERKY, BRAND-NEW BOOBS OUT FOR A LITTLE, UH, VICTORY LAP." "PERKY, BRAND-NEW BOOBS OUT FOR A LITTLE, UH, VICTORY LAP." "THE SWEAT OF THEIR YOUNG BOSOM" "LITTLE, UH, VICTORY LAP." "THE SWEAT OF THEIR YOUNG BOSOM MIXING WITH JAGERMEISTER AND" "THE SWEAT OF THEIR YOUNG BOSOM MIXING WITH JAGERMEISTER AND THE HUMIDITY OF THE BAYOU," "MIXING WITH JAGERMEISTER AND THE HUMIDITY OF THE BAYOU, JIGGLING FOR FOOL'S GOLD." "THE HUMIDITY OF THE BAYOU, JIGGLING FOR FOOL'S GOLD." "PLEASE,MYFRIEND." "JIGGLING FOR FOOL'S GOLD." "PLEASE,MYFRIEND." "YOU HAD ME AT "PERKY, NEW" "PLEASE,MYFRIEND." "YOU HAD ME AT "PERKY, NEW BOOBS."" "YOU HAD ME AT "PERKY, NEW BOOBS." MM." "OH!" "FUCK!" "[ SIGHS ]" "FUCK!" "[ SIGHS ] ITOLDYOU" "LETTHATTHING" "[ SIGHS ] ITOLDYOU" "LETTHATTHING BE." "ITOLDYOU" "LETTHATTHING BE." "[ DOG GROWLING ]" "ISTHATDOGBACKAGAIN?" "I DO NOT LIKE THAT THING CREEPING AROUND HERE." "ITHINKIT 'SKINDOFCUTE ." "I'MGONNABUYAGUN." "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NUTS." "I'MGONNABUYAGUN." "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NUTS." "SMART,JACK" " MOVETOTHE" "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NUTS." "SMART,JACK" " MOVETOTHE GHETTO AND BRING ANOTHER GUN IN." "SMART,JACK" " MOVETOTHE GHETTO AND BRING ANOTHER GUN IN." "YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NPR TOTE" "GHETTO AND BRING ANOTHER GUN IN." "YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NPR TOTE BAG TAKEN AWAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE" "YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR NPR TOTE BAG TAKEN AWAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THAT." "BAG TAKEN AWAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THAT." "MORNING,Y 'ALL." "THAT." "MORNING,Y 'ALL." "[GASPS]" "MORNING,Y 'ALL." "[GASPS] HI,F 'RESNEL." "[GASPS] HI,F 'RESNEL." "HOWYOUDOIN'?" "HI,F 'RESNEL." "HOWYOUDOIN'?" "[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]" "JACKWATSON?" "NEW ORLEANS PARISH POLICE." "HI." "UH,YEAH." "NEW ORLEANS PARISH POLICE." "HI." "UH,YEAH." "YEAH, I'M JACK WATSON." "HI." "UH,YEAH." "YEAH, I'M JACK WATSON." "I'M SORRY." "YEAH, I'M JACK WATSON." "I'M SORRY." "HAVE I, UH, DONE ANYTHING WRONG?" "I'M SORRY." "HAVE I, UH, DONE ANYTHING WRONG?" "YOUTELLUS ,BOYGENIUS." "HAVE I, UH, DONE ANYTHING WRONG?" "YOUTELLUS ,BOYGENIUS." "YOU..." "TELL US." "YOUTELLUS ,BOYGENIUS." "YOU..." "TELL US." "YOUWOULDN'TKNOWTHE" "YOU..." "TELL US." "YOUWOULDN'TKNOWTHE  WHEREABOUTS OF ONE" "YOUWOULDN'TKNOWTHE  WHEREABOUTS OF ONE MISS ELAINE NUSSBAUM?" "WHEREABOUTS OF ONE MISS ELAINE NUSSBAUM?" "ABOUT90YEARSOLD ,5'9 "," "MISS ELAINE NUSSBAUM?" "ABOUT90YEARSOLD ,5'9 ", MISSING A COUPLE TEETH." "ABOUT90YEARSOLD ,5'9 ", MISSING A COUPLE TEETH." "NOPE." "NO,IDON 'T." "MISSING A COUPLE TEETH." "NOPE." "NO,IDON 'T." "[CHUCKLES]" "NOPE." "NO,IDON 'T." "[CHUCKLES] REALLY?" "[CHUCKLES] REALLY?" "HASSOMETHINGHAPPENEDTO" "REALLY?" "HASSOMETHINGHAPPENEDTO HER?" "YOUTELLUS ." "I-- IS" "ISTHATA"YES "?" "I-- IS" "ISTHATA"YES "?" "YOUTELLUS ." "IS" "ISTHATA"YES "?" "YOUTELLUS ." "TELLUS." "YOUTELLUS ." "TELLUS." "IDON'TKNOWANYTHINGABOUT" "TELLUS." "IDON'TKNOWANYTHINGABOUT HER." "IDON'TKNOWANYTHINGABOUT HER." "LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK US" "HER." "LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK US QUESTIONS, SHOULD WE GET A" "LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA ASK US QUESTIONS, SHOULD WE GET A LAWYER?" "QUESTIONS, SHOULD WE GET A LAWYER?" "IFYOU'REGUILTY,YOU" "LAWYER?" "IFYOU'REGUILTY,YOU  ABSOLUTELY SHOULD." "IFYOU'REGUILTY,YOU  ABSOLUTELY SHOULD." "ABSOLUTELY." "ABSOLUTELY SHOULD." "ABSOLUTELY." "DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD..." "Absolutely." "Don't say another word..." "If you're guilty." "Don't say another word..." "If you're guilty." "So..." "If you're guilty." "So..." "Are you?" "So..." "Are you?" "Are you guilty, Shakespeare?" "Are you?" "Are you guilty, Shakespeare?" "Areya,Einstein?" "Are you guilty, Shakespeare?" "Areya,Einstein?" "Hmm?" "Areya,Einstein?" "Hmm?" "Letmeaskyou aquestion, hmm?" "Letmeaskyou aquestion, brainiac." "Letmeaskyou aquestion, brainiac." "[Sighs]" "Brainiac." "[Sighs] Whatdidyoudothat makes [sighs] Whatdidyoudothat makes you nervous?" "Whatdidyoudothat makes you nervous?" "What'd you do, bookworm?" "You nervous?" "What'd you do, bookworm?" "Nothing!" "What'd you do, bookworm?" "Nothing!" "I-- nothing!" "I-- I didn't do anything." "I-- I didn't do anything." "Whydon'tyoutakeawalk" "I didn't do anything." "Whydon'tyoutakeawalk with us, Casanova?" "Whydon'tyoutakeawalk with us, Casanova?" "Wait." "I 'msorry." "With us, Casanova?" "Wait." "I 'msorry." "I'm confused." "Wait." "I 'msorry." "I'm confused." "Yeah." "I'm confused." "Yeah." "Uh,amIstillCasanova?" "Yeah." "Uh,amIstillCasanova?" "Because up until now, all the uh,amIstillCasanova?" "Because up until now, all the nicknames have been because up until now, all the nicknames have been smart-guy-related, and that's nicknames have been smart-guy-related, and that's more like..." "Lover boy." "Smart-guy-related, and that's more like..." "Lover boy." "Yes,Casanova'salsoyou ." "More like..." "Lover boy." "Yes,Casanova'salsoyou ." "I was trying to come up with yes,Casanova'salsoyou ." "I was trying to come up with another smart guy, and I just" "I was trying to come up with another smart guy, and I just blanked." "Another smart guy, and I just blanked." "I'm sorry." "Blanked." "I'm sorry." "Shouldhavesaid" "I'm sorry." "Shouldhavesaid Stephen Hawking." "Shouldhavesaid Stephen Hawking." "Sh--you" "Stephen Hawking." "Sh--you--  whydon'tyoutakeawalk" "SH" "YOU--  WHYDON'TYOUTAKEAWALK WITH US, MOLIèRE?" "WHYDON'TYOUTAKEAWALK WITH US, MOLIèRE?" "NICE." "WITH US, MOLIèRE?" "NICE." "[ FLIES BUZZING ]" "So..." "[ Clears throat ] Haven't seen miss Nussbaum in a [ clears throat ] Haven't seen miss Nussbaum in a while." "Haven't seen miss Nussbaum in a while." "I'm wondering how you'd explain while." "I'm wondering how you'd explain this." "I'm wondering how you'd explain this." "[Gasps]" "[Cackling] Oh,myGod!" "Shejustwantedtosaythank  oh,myGod!" "Shejustwantedtosaythank  you." "Shejustwantedtosaythank  you." "W-why" "I didn't--  you." "W-why" "I didn't--  why does she want to say thank w-why" "I didn't--  why does she want to say thank you?" "Why does she want to say thank you?" "Accordingtoher,she got  you?" "Accordingtoher,she got  lost when she was sleepwalking." "Accordingtoher,she got  lost when she was sleepwalking." "You found her, put her down for lost when she was sleepwalking." "You found her, put her down for a nap, and now she feels fine." "You found her, put her down for a nap, and now she feels fine." "Ifeelfine!" "A nap, and now she feels fine." "Ifeelfine!" "Ah." "Ifeelfine!" "Ah." "[Clapping]" "Ah." "[Clapping] Shelives,uh ,downatthe [clapping] Shelives,uh ,downatthe nursing home down the block." "Shelives,uh ,downatthe nursing home down the block." "She, you know, gets out all the nursing home down the block." "She, you know, gets out all the time." "SHE, YOU KNOW, GETS OUT ALL THE TIME." "Ithoughtyoucheckedher" "TIME." "Ithoughtyoucheckedher pulse." "Ithoughtyoucheckedher pulse." "Ididcheckher pulse." "pulse." "Ididcheckher pulse." "LOOKSLIKESOMEBODYWANTSTO" "Ididcheckher pulse." "LOOKSLIKESOMEBODYWANTSTO GIVE YOU A HUG." "Lookslikesomebodywantsto give you a hug." "[Chuckles]No." "GIVE YOU A HUG." "[CHUCKLES]NO." "ITISOURDUTYTOLEGALLY" "[CHUCKLES]NO." "ITISOURDUTYTOLEGALLY ENFORCE THAT HUG." "ITISOURDUTYTOLEGALLY ENFORCE THAT HUG." "[CHUCKLES]" "Enforce that hug." "[Chuckles] I'm..." "Prettysureyoucan 't [chuckles] I'm..." "Prettysureyoucan 't legally enforce a hug." "I'm..." "Prettysureyoucan 't legally enforce a hug." "Justsuckit up ." "Legally enforce a hug." "Justsuckit up ." "Give her a hug." "JUSTSUCKIT UP ." "GIVE HER A HUG." "Honey,doit ." "GIVE HER A HUG." "Honey,doit ." "You have to do it." "Honey,doit ." "You have to do it." "JUSTHUGTHEBITCH,CHAMP." "You have to do it." "JUSTHUGTHEBITCH,CHAMP." "Guys,listen,listen,listen." "JUSTHUGTHEBITCH,CHAMP." "Guys,listen,listen,listen." "I don't want to hug her, okay?" "Guys,listen,listen,listen." "I don't want to hug her, okay?" "Please " " I don't want to hug" "I don't want to hug her, okay?" "Please " " I don't want to hug her." "Please " " I don't want to hug her." "She's old." "her." "She's old." "HEY!" "She's old." "HEY!" "THAT IS SOMEONE'S hey!" "That is someone's great-grandmother you're that is someone's great-grandmother you're talking about." "Great-grandmother you're talking about." "Don't- - talking about." "Don't- - okay!" "Okay!" "Okay?" "Don't- - okay!" "Okay!" "Okay?" "I'll hug her." "I'll hug her." "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay?" "I'll hug her." "I'll hug her." "[Panting]" "I'll hug her." "I'll hug her." "[Panting] I'msogladyou 'reokay, [panting] I'msogladyou 'reokay, Mrs. Nussbaum." "I'msogladyou 'reokay, Mrs. Nussbaum." "Okay." "Mrs. Nussbaum." "Okay." "All right?" "Okay." "All right?" "Great." "Great." "All right?" "Great." "Great." "Okay." "Great." "Great." "Okay." "Okay, great." "Okay." "Okay, great." "[Grunting]" "Okay, great." "[Grunting] Guys?" "[Grunting] Guys?" "Actlikealady, guys?" "Actlikealady, Mrs. Nussbaum." "Actlikealady, Mrs. Nussbaum." "[Cackling]" "Mrs. Nussbaum." "[Cackling] Ineedalittlehelp !" "[Cackling] Ineedalittlehelp !" "She's really strong!" "Ineedalittlehelp !" "She's really strong!" "Actlikealady!" "She's really strong!" "Actlikealady!" "Please,helpme !" "Actlikealady!" "Please,helpme !" "[Cackling]" "Please,helpme !" "[Cackling] Bea lady,Mrs.Nussbaum!" "[Cackling] Bea lady,Mrs.Nussbaum!" "She'sgotafingerinmy ass!" "Bea lady,Mrs.Nussbaum!" "She'sgotafingerinmy ass!" "She's got a finger in my ass, she'sgotafingerinmy ass!" "She's got a finger in my ass, and it hurts so bad!" "She's got a finger in my ass, and it hurts so bad!" "Badgrandma!" "And it hurts so bad!" "Badgrandma!" "[ Taser zaps ]" "Badgrandma!" "[ Taser zaps ] Gotcha!" "[ Taser zaps ] Gotcha!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Gotcha!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Geez!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Geez!" "Aah!" "Geez!" "Aah!" "Stillgotit ." "Aah!" "Stillgotit ." "Oh,hernailsare sosharp!" "Stillgotit ." "Oh,hernailsare sosharp!" "Youokay?" "Oh,hernailsare sosharp!" "Youokay?" "I'msorryaboutthat." "Youokay?" "I'msorryaboutthat." "That was gross." "I'msorryaboutthat." "That was gross." "Isshealive?" "That was gross." "Isshealive?" "Yeah." "Yeah,yeah." "Isshealive?" "Yeah." "Yeah,yeah." "She'll be fine." "Yeah." "Yeah,yeah." "She'll be fine." "The fuckin' city turned down the she'll be fine." "The fuckin' city turned down the power on these babies a couple the fuckin' city turned down the power on these babies a couple years ago to save money." "Power on these babies a couple years ago to save money." "These things couldn't kill years ago to save money." "These things couldn't kill anybody." "These things couldn't kill anybody." "[ Taser zaps ]" "Anybody." "[ Taser zaps ] Oh,fuck!" "Aah!" "[ Taser zaps ] Oh,fuck!" "Aah!" "It'snotabig thing." "Oh,fuck!" "Aah!" "It'snotabig thing." "You don't have to worry about it'snotabig thing." "You don't have to worry about it." "You don't have to worry about it." "Yeah,youdon'thavetoworry  it." "Yeah,youdon'thavetoworry  about -- yeah,youdon'thavetoworry  about -- [ Taser zaps ]" "About -- [ Taser zaps ] [Screams]" "[ Taser zaps ] [Screams] Come on, Ron!" "Shit, man!" "[Screams] Come on, Ron!" "Shit, man!" "I got fillings!" "Come on, Ron!" "Shit, man!" "I got fillings!" "Fuck!" "I got fillings!" "Fuck!" "Wow." "Fuck!" "Wow." "If..." "You don't need us for wow." "If..." "You don't need us for anything else, we should..." "If..." "You don't need us for anything else, we should..." "Yeah,that's..." "Anything else, we should..." "Yeah,that's..." "Yeah." "Yeah,that's..." "Yeah." "That'saboutit ." "Yeah." "That'saboutit ." "Great." "We'regood." "That'saboutit ." "Great." "We'regood." "Great." "Okay." "Good." "Great." "We'regood." "Great." "Okay." "Good." "Well, you know -- you know where great." "Okay." "Good." "Well, you know -- you know where to find us." "Well, you know -- you know where to find us." "Thanksforhelpingussort  to find us." "Thanksforhelpingussort  all this out." "Thanksforhelpingussort  all this out." "You'rewelcome." "All this out." "You'rewelcome." "Stilldon'tknowwhy thatold you'rewelcome." "Stilldon'tknowwhy thatold lady was dazed and covered in stilldon'tknowwhy thatold lady was dazed and covered in dirt, but..." "Fuck it, right?" "[LAUGHSWEAKLY] [Laughing]OH, MYGod." "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" "[Laughing]OH, MYGod." "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "What just happened?" "[ Laughs ] Ithoughtshewas dead." "[ Laughs ] Ithoughtshewas dead." "Metoo." "Ithoughtshewas dead." "Metoo." "[ Both chuckling ]" "Metoo." "[ Both chuckling ] Tolivingandlearning." "[ BOTH CHUCKLING ] TOLIVINGANDLEARNING." "[Chuckling]TOLIVINGAND" "TOLIVINGANDLEARNING." "[Chuckling]TOLIVINGAND LEARNING." "[Chuckling]TOLIVINGAND LEARNING." "MM." "Ahhhhh." "Wow." "Ohh." "Wow." "Ohh." "Ithinkwe havetokill those ohh." "Ithinkwe havetokill those cops." "Ithinkwe havetokill those cops." "[Chuckles]Yeah." "Cops." "[Chuckles]Yeah." "Honey." "[CHUCKLES]YEAH." "HONEY." "They know way too much." "HONEY." "They know way too much." "[ LAUGHS ]" "Uh,I 'mreallytired,but I can't tell if you're joking or not." "Can't tell if you're joking or not." "I'mfine." "Not." "I'mfine." "Ididn'taskyou ifyou're" "I'mfine." "Ididn'taskyou ifyou're fine." "Ididn'taskyou ifyou're fine." "I'mfine." "Fine." "I'mfine." "Whew!" "I'mfine." "Whew!" "Need a new bottle." "Whew!" "Need a new bottle." "[ Chuckles ]" "Canwe..." "Justtoneitdown a little bit with the booze?" "Mm." "Little bit with the booze?" "Mm." "Judge Judy." "Mm." "Judge Judy." "Just,everythingin  judge Judy." "Just,everythingin  moderation, okay?" "Just,everythingin  moderation, okay?" "Nomore." "Moderation, okay?" "Nomore." "You win." "Nomore." "You win." "No one." "You win." "No one." "[Sighs]" "No one." "[Sighs] [ Clears throat ]" "[Sighs] [ Clears throat ] I'm gonna go, uh..." "[ Clears throat ] I'm gonna go, uh..." "I'm gonna go wash all this" "I'm gonna go, uh..." "I'm gonna go wash all this old-lady vagina off me." "I'm GONNA GO WASH ALL THIS OLD-LADY VAGINA OFF ME." "[ Groaning ] OH, MY God." "OLD-LADY VAGINA OFF ME." "[ Groaning ] OH, MY God." "[ SIGHS ]" "[Exhalesdeeply]" "I'llbethinkingaboutthis  guy next time I'm fighting off a boner." "Guy next time I'm fighting off a boner." "Phew." "Boner." "Phew." "Man, check this out." "Phew." "Man, check this out." "[ Camera beeps ]" "MAN, CHECK THIS OUT." "[ CAMERA BEEPS ] Both:" "OH,GROSS!" "[ CAMERA BEEPS ] Both:" "OH,GROSS!" "[ CAMERA BEEPS ]" "Both:" "OH,GROSS!" "[ CAMERA BEEPS ] GROSS." "[ Camera beeps ] Gross." "[ Camera beeps ]" "Gross." "[ Camera beeps ] Gross!" "[ Camera beeps ] Gross!" "[ Camera beeps ]" "Gross!" "[ Camera beeps ] Ugh!" "Gross!" "Hey,father." "Thanks for coming down so quickly." "Thanks for coming down so quickly." "Peacebewithyou ." "Quickly." "Peacebewithyou ." "Yeah,peacebe withyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Yeah,peacebe withyou ." "Andalsowithyou ." "Yeah,peacebe withyou ." "Andalsowithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Andalsowithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Andalsowithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Andalsowithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Andalsowithyou ." "Peacebewithyou ." "Yikes." "Peacebewithyou ." "Yikes." "Ourchiefcalledyou assoon  yikes." "Ourchiefcalledyou assoon  as he heard about this poor son ourchiefcalledyou assoon  as he heard about this poor son of a bitch." "As he heard about this poor son of a bitch." "You know, we get some voodoo of a bitch." "You know, we get some voodoo stuff every now and then, but you know, we get some voodoo stuff every now and then, but this just seemed kind of more, stuff every now and then, but this just seemed kind of more, uh..." "This just seemed kind of more, uh..." "Biblical?" "Uh..." "Biblical?" "Biblical." "Biblical?" "Biblical." "Yeah." "Biblical." "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "It'sprettyweird." "Mm." "It'sprettyweird." "Super-,super-weird." "It'sprettyweird." "Super-,super-weird." "Yeah." "Super-,super-weird." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Shallwe?" "Yeah." "Shallwe?" "Ifyouwant." "Shallwe?" "Ifyouwant." "Scusi." "Ifyouwant." "Scusi." "Allyours." "Scusi." "Allyours." "Scusi." "Allyours." "Scusi." "Yourcrimescene." "Scusi." "Yourcrimescene." "Your crime scene." "Yourcrimescene." "Your crime scene." "[ Camera flashing ]" "Your crime scene." "[ Camera flashing ] [Chantingin Latin]" "Wow." "Get any readings off of him?" "Wedon'tget,uh, readings." "Get any readings off of him?" "Wedon'tget,uh, readings." "That'snotus ." "Wedon'tget,uh, readings." "That'snotus ." "That'stheghosthunters." "That'snotus ." "That'stheghosthunters." "Theghosthunters." "That'stheghosthunters." "Theghosthunters." "We don't do that." "Theghosthunters." "We don't do that." "Oh,right." "We don't do that." "Oh,right." "But is this the work of the oh,right." "But is this the work of the devil?" "But is this the work of the devil?" "This?" "Devil?" "This?" "Oh, off the record -- this?" "Oh, off the record -- between you, me, and the oh, off the record -- between you, me, and the crucified guy on the wall..." "Between you, me, and the crucified guy on the wall..." "I'dsaythatthisisthework crucified guy on the wall..." "I'dsaythatthisisthework of the devil." "I'dsaythatthisisthework of the devil." "Oroneof hisverytopguys." "Of the devil." "Oroneof hisverytopguys." "People, they think that the oroneof hisverytopguys." "People, they think that the devil, he's made up, like people, they think that the devil, he's made up, like Santa claus, but I assure you -- devil, he's made up, like Santa claus, but I assure you -- the devil is real." "Santa claus, but I assure you -- the devil is real." "And he's a dick." "Well,allduerespect, padres, we've still got to check and see if there's a human padres, we've still got to check and see if there's a human involved in this clambake." "And see if there's a human involved in this clambake." "Butwe'reopentothedevil  involved in this clambake." "Butwe'reopentothedevil  thing, too." "Butwe'reopentothedevil  thing, too." "Couldbethedevil." "Thing, too." "Couldbethedevil." "Could be the devil, you know." "Couldbethedevil." "Could be the devil, you know." "Could be an ex-girlfriend on could be the devil, you know." "Could be an ex-girlfriend on pcp." "Could be an ex-girlfriend on pcp." "Si,si." "It 'sno problem." "Pcp." "Si,si." "It 'sno problem." "Youdoyourthing." "Si,si." "It 'sno problem." "Youdoyourthing." "We do ours." "Youdoyourthing." "We do ours." "We'renottryingtostep on we do ours." "We'renottryingtostep on your toes." "We'renottryingtostep on your toes." "So,I guesswe 'llcallthe  your toes." "So,I guesswe 'llcallthe  coroner, get him taken down to so,I guesswe 'llcallthe  coroner, get him taken down to the morgue, call it a day." "Coroner, get him taken down to the morgue, call it a day." "Yeah." "The morgue, call it a day." "Yeah." "Hey, you guys new in town?" "Yeah." "Hey, you guys new in town?" "Si." "Hey, you guys new in town?" "Si." "Si." "Si." "Si." "Youeverhaveadomilise's si." "Youeverhaveadomilise's po'boy?" "Youeverhaveadomilise's po'boy?" "Ohhh,po'boy." "Po'boy?" "Ohhh,po'boy." "It'sgood." "Ohhh,po'boy." "It'sgood." "[Chuckles]" "It'sgood." "[Chuckles] Mm." "[Chuckles] Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Ah,si." "Mm." "Ah,si." "Mmm." "Ah,si." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm!" "Mm." "Mmm!" "Mm." "Mmm!" "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Oh!" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Mm." "Mm." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Oh." "Mm." "Oh." "Mmm." "Oh." "Mmm." "Yeah." "Mmm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Yeah." "Mmm." "Yeah." "Mmm." "Yeah." "Mmm." "Oh!" "Mmm." "Oh!" "Oh." "Oh!" "Oh." "Yeah." "Oh." "Yeah." "Mm." "Yeah." "Mm." "Oh." "Mm." "Oh." "Mmmm." "Oh." "Mmmm." "Mm-mmm." "Mmmm." "Mm-mmm." "Mmmm." "Mm-mmm." "Mmmm." "Mm." "Mmmm." "Mm." "Oh." "Mm." "Oh." "Mm." "Oh." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mmm!" "Mmm." "Mmm!" "Mm." "Mmm!" "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mmm!" "Mmm." "Mmm!" "[Slurping]" "Mmm!" "[Slurping] Mmm." "[Slurping] Mmm." "[ Chips crunching ]" "Mmm." "[ Chips crunching ] Armph!" "[ Chips crunching ] Armph!" "[ Gulping ]" "Armph!" "[ Gulping ] [ Pop ]" "[ Gulping ] [ Pop ] [Belches]" "[ Pop ] [Belches] [Gulping]" "[Belches] [Gulping] Mmm." "[Gulping] Mmm." "[ Glugging ]" "Mmm." "[ Glugging ] [ Clink ]" "[ Glugging ] [ Clink ] Mm." "[ Clink ] Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "Mmm." "Mm." "[Slurps]" "Mm." "[Slurps] [Gulps]" "[Slurps] [Gulps] [Burps]" "[Gulps] [Burps] Mm!" "[Burps] Mm!" "[Gulps]" "Mm!" "[Gulps] Si!" "[Gulps] Si!" "Mmm." "Si!" "Mmm." "[Belches]" "Mmm." "[Belches] [Farts]" "[Belches] [Farts] [Fartssqueakily,sighs]" "[Farts] [Fartssqueakily,sighs] [Chuckles]" "[Fartssqueakily,sighs] [Chuckles] Ahh." "[Chuckles] Ahh." "Ugh." "Ahh." "Ugh." "Oh!" "Ugh." "Oh!" "Whew!" "Oh!" "Whew!" "Oh!" "Whew!" "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Whew!" "Ooh!" "Whew!" "Ahh." "Whew!" "Ahh." "Oh." "Ahh." "Oh." "Ohh!" "Oh." "Ohh!" "[Belches]" "Ohh!" "[Belches] [Farts]" "[Belches] [Farts] Lo siento." "[Farts] Lo siento." "Whoa." "Lo siento." "Whoa." "Ican'teatany more." "Whoa." "Ican'teatany more." "[Groans]" "Ican'teatany more." "[Groans] Howdidyoutwo guysbecome [groans] Howdidyoutwo guysbecome priests, anyway?" "Howdidyoutwo guysbecome priests, anyway?" "Yeah,youguysdon 'treally priests, anyway?" "Yeah,youguysdon 'treally even seem that gay." "Yeah,youguysdon 'treally even seem that gay." "Mm." "EVEN SEEM THAT GAY." "MM. MPATHTOTHEPRIESTHOOD" "MM. MPATHTOTHEPRIESTHOOD WAS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL." "MPATHTOTHEPRIESTHOOD WAS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL." "I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING was, you know, the usual." "I was an up-and-coming bullfighter in Madrid." "I was an up-and-coming bullfighter in Madrid." "Wow." "Bullfighter in Madrid." "Wow." "Shit." "Wow." "Shit." "That'sawesome." "Shit." "That'sawesome." "Whathappened?" "That'sawesome." "Whathappened?" "Whathappened..." "Whathappened?" "Whathappened..." "Is that the bull does not lose whathappened..." "Is that the bull does not lose every bullfight." "Is that the bull does not lose every bullfight." "This bull was like the every bullfight." "This bull was like the Michael Jordan of bulls." "This bull was like the Michael Jordan of bulls." "He was amazing." "Michael Jordan of bulls." "He was amazing." "You know, he poked me through he was amazing." "You know, he poked me through like I was a custard flan and you know, he poked me through like I was a custard flan and he was -- and he was..." "Like I was a custard flan and he was -- and he was..." "A bull, you know." "He was -- and he was..." "A bull, you know." "Abull." "A bull, you know." "Abull." "Exactlylikethat." "Abull." "Exactlylikethat." "The bad thing is, I could hear exactlylikethat." "The bad thing is, I could hear the parade that they threw for the bad thing is, I could hear the parade that they threw for the bull, you know?" "The parade that they threw for the bull, you know?" "'Cause this bull was very the bull, you know?" "'Cause this bull was very popular then." "'Cause this bull was very popular then." "He's still popular now for popular then." "He's still popular now for almost killing such a promising he's still popular now for almost killing such a promising young matador, you know?" "Almost killing such a promising young matador, you know?" "Whoa." "Young matador, you know?" "Whoa." "So,whataboutyou ?" "Whoa." "So,whataboutyou ?" "Were you like a bullfighter, so,whataboutyou ?" "Were you like a bullfighter, too?" "Were you like a bullfighter, too?" "Iwasoneofthose too?" "Iwasoneofthose living-statue guys, eh?" "Iwasoneofthose living-statue guys, eh?" "Oh,yeah!" "Living-statue guys, eh?" "Oh,yeah!" "Oneofthoseguys." "Oh,yeah!" "Oneofthoseguys." "Thoseweirdosthatpaint oneofthoseguys." "Thoseweirdosthatpaint themselves all white." "Thoseweirdosthatpaint themselves all white." "Makea lotof tips." "Themselves all white." "Makea lotof tips." "Ladies love it." "Makea lotof tips." "Ladies love it." "Whathappened?" "Ladies love it." "Whathappened?" "Badluck." "Whathappened?" "Badluck." "[ Gunshots ]" "Badluck." "[ Gunshots ] I got caught in the crossfire of [ gunshots ] I got caught in the crossfire of a local mafia feud." "I got caught in the crossfire of a local mafia feud." "They were trying to shoot a capo a local mafia feud." "They were trying to shoot a capo who was testifying against the they were trying to shoot a capo who was testifying against the family, and, uh, I don't know if who was testifying against the family, and, uh, I don't know if they no see me or they just" "family, and, uh, I don't know if they no see me or they just think I'm a statue, but I got they no see me or they just think I'm a statue, but I got shot 19 times." "Think I'm a statue, but I got shot 19 times." "19timesseemsexcessive." "Shot 19 times." "19timesseemsexcessive." "They,uh,sayit'sstilla 19timesseemsexcessive." "They,uh,sayit'sstilla record in that part of Italy, they,uh,sayit'sstilla record in that part of Italy, eh?" "Record in that part of Italy, eh?" "Hey!" "Eh?" "Hey!" "Yeah,notbad." "Hey!" "Yeah,notbad." "ForItaly,that'ssomething." "Yeah,notbad." "ForItaly,that'ssomething." "ToItaly!" "ForItaly,that'ssomething." "ToItaly!" "Thatissomethingfor Italy." "ToItaly!" "Thatissomethingfor Italy." "Putthaton yourFacebook thatissomethingfor Italy." "Putthaton yourFacebook page." "Putthaton yourFacebook page." "Theytakeme backtoa local page." "Theytakeme backtoa local hospital, and there, the good theytakeme backtoa local hospital, and there, the good sisters save my life." "Hospital, and there, the good sisters save my life." "They sucked the 19 bullets out sisters save my life." "They sucked the 19 bullets out of my body with their mouths." "They sucked the 19 bullets out of my body with their mouths." "[ Heavenly music plays ]" "I guess the doctor was not there that day." "Huh." "Itwasagoodday." "Describethatmemoryfor just another second." "Describethatmemoryfor just another second." "[ Music continues ]" "Itwason thatday Idecided to give my life to God." "[Belches] Butyou'reprobablywondering how became partners." "Butyou'reprobablywondering how became partners." "[Chuckles]" "How became partners." "[Chuckles] Let's tell the story." "[Chuckles] Let's tell the story." "I was new to the force." "Let's tell the story." "I was new to the force." "AndI 'ma bitof arenegade." "I was new to the force." "AndI 'ma bitof arenegade." "[ Cop-show music plays ]" "ITHINKWE GETIT." "YEAH,WEGETIT." "YOUNOGETALONG,YOUDO" "YEAH,WEGETIT." "YOUNOGETALONG,YOUDO GET ALONG." "YOUNOGETALONG,YOUDO GET ALONG." "ANDTHENYOUDOGETALONG ." "GET ALONG." "ANDTHENYOUDOGETALONG ." "IGOTIT ." "YES." "ANDTHENYOUDOGETALONG ." "IGOTIT ." "YES." "CANI JUSTTELLALITTLEBIT" "IGOTIT ." "YES." "CANI JUSTTELLALITTLEBIT MORE?" "CANI JUSTTELLALITTLEBIT MORE?" "IT'SOKAY." "IGET IT." "More?" "It'sokay." "Iget it." "Wegetit ." "It'sokay." "Iget it." "Wegetit ." "Wegetit ." "Wegetit ." "Wegetit ." "Welistenedto yourwhole wegetit ." "Welistenedto yourwhole backstory." "Welistenedto yourwhole backstory." "I'msureit 'sfascinating." "Backstory." "I'msureit 'sfascinating." "Iknow,youcops--youdon't" "I'msureit 'sfascinating." "Iknow,youcops--youdon't get along, and then you do." "Iknow,youcops--youdon't get along, and then you do." "We get it." "Get along, and then you do." "We get it." "No,it'sactuallymuchmore  we get it." "No,it'sactuallymuchmore  complicated than that." "No,it'sactuallymuchmore  complicated than that." "That'sokay." "Complicated than that." "That'sokay." "That'sokay." "That'sokay." "That'sokay." "Hey,haveyouguysever been  that'sokay." "Hey,haveyouguysever been  to bourbon street?" "Hey,haveyouguysever been  to bourbon street?" "[ Rock music playing ]" "[Panting,growling]" "[ Gasps ] [ Panting ]" "[Gasps] [Whines] [ Snarls, snorts ]" "[Sighs]" "[ Bottles and jars rattle ]" "[Hisses]" "[ Slurping ]" "[ Exhales deeply ]" "Thereyouare, sleeping beauty." "I'mgoingbacktobed,  sleeping beauty." "I'mgoingbacktobed,  sweetie." "I'mgoingbacktobed,  sweetie." "You'vebeenasleepfor 36 sweetie." "You'vebeenasleepfor 36 hours." "You'vebeenasleepfor 36 hours." "You feeling okay?" "Hours." "You feeling okay?" "How many valium did you take?" "You feeling okay?" "How many valium did you take?" "Notthatmany." "How many valium did you take?" "Notthatmany." "These little devils are kicking notthatmany." "These little devils are kicking me so hard and scratching like a these little devils are kicking me so hard and scratching like a motherfucker." "Me so hard and scratching like a motherfucker." "[ Laughs ]" "Motherfucker." "[ Laughs ] Scratching?" "[ Laughs ] Scratching?" "I don't think that's right." "Scratching?" "I don't think that's right." "I think we should call" "I don't think that's right." "I think we should call Dr. Marshall." "I think we should call Dr. Marshall." "[Rasps]" "Dr. Marshall." "[RASPS] [ Demonically ] I'm FINE." "[RASPS] [ Demonically ] I'm FINE." "[ Normal voice ] OH." "[ Demonically ] I'm FINE." "[ Normal voice ] OH." "DON'T FORGET " " Marjorie WANTS" "[ Normal voice ] OH." "DON'T FORGET " " Marjorie WANTS TO DO THE SMUDGE CEREMONY FOR don't forget " " Marjorie wants to do the smudge ceremony for the house, okay?" "Okay." "[Inhalessharply] Mm." "[Sighs]" "[ Dialing ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ Ringing ] COME ON." "[ Ringing ] COME ON." "[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]" "Come on." "[ Telephone ringing ] [ Latin music playing through [ telephone ringing ] [ Latin music playing through headphones ]" "[ Ringing ] DAMN IT!" "[ SIGHS ]" "Damn it!" "[ Sighs ] Come on!" "[ Sighs ] Come on!" "[ Sighs ]" "Jackieboy!" "Oh,myGod!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "OH,MYGod!" "OH!" "WHOA!" "Both:" "OHHH!" "OH!" "WHOA!" "Both:" "OHHH!" "HAA!" "Both:" "OHHH!" "HAA!" "Both:[ Sighing]OHH ." "HAA!" "Both:[ Sighing]OHH ." "OHH." "Both:[ Sighing]OHH ." "OHH." "OHH." "Ohh." "Ohh." "Whew!" "Ohh." "Whew!" "[ Both sigh ]" "Whew!" "[ Both sigh ] Wow!" "[ Both sigh ] Wow!" "Myapologies." "Wow!" "Myapologies." "I am so sorry." "Myapologies." "I am so sorry." "I must have really given you a" "I am so sorry." "I must have really given you a fright, you know, just lurking" "I must have really given you a fright, you know, just lurking down here in your crawlspace fright, you know, just lurking down here in your crawlspace like some terrifying man-sized down here in your crawlspace like some terrifying man-sized opossum!" "LIKE SOME TERRIFYING MAN-SIZED OPOSSUM!" "[ Chuckling ] I'm SORRY." "OPOSSUM!" "[ Chuckling ] I'm SORRY." "YOU KNOW?" "[ Chuckling ] I'm SORRY." "YOU KNOW?" "HOLY MACKEREL, MAN." "You know?" "Holy mackerel, man." "I tell you, they're spooky -- holy mackerel, man." "I tell you, they're spooky -- marsupials." "I tell you, they're spooky -- marsupials." "Yeah." "Marsupials." "Yeah." "Oh,boy,oh ,boy." "Yeah." "Oh,boy,oh ,boy." "Yeah." "Youknowwhat?" "Oh,boy,oh ,boy." "Yeah." "Youknowwhat?" "Now is a good time to set some yeah." "Youknowwhat?" "Now is a good time to set some ground rules about coming and now is a good time to set some ground rules about coming and going." "Ground rules about coming and going." "Oh!" "Youknowwhat?" "Going." "Oh!" "Youknowwhat?" "That reminds me." "Oh!" "Youknowwhat?" "That reminds me." "Has somebody removed a box of that reminds me." "Has somebody removed a box of vintage pornography?" "Has somebody removed a box of vintage pornography?" "I had, um [Clears throat] I had vintage pornography?" "I had, um [Clears throat] I had been looking after it, you see." "I had, um [Clears throat] I had been looking after it, you see." "And then I look " " I just came, been looking after it, you see." "And then I look " " I just came, and it wa-- [Pops lips]" "And then I look " " I just came, and it wa-- [Pops lips] It just wasn't there, you know?" "And it wa-- [Pops lips] It just wasn't there, you know?" "It had moved in some way, shape, it just wasn't there, you know?" "It had moved in some way, shape, of form." "It had moved in some way, shape, of form." "No." "Of form." "No." "Youhavenotseenit?" "No." "Youhavenotseenit?" "No." "No." "Sorry." "Youhavenotseenit?" "No." "No." "Sorry." "No?" "Okay." "Allright." "Okay ." "No." "No." "Sorry." "No?" "Okay." "Allright." "Okay ." "Well, I-I-if you happen to come no?" "Okay." "Allright." "Okay ." "Well, I-I-if you happen to come by it, I do consider it mine, well, I-I-if you happen to come by it, I do consider it mine, all right?" "By it, I do consider it mine, all right?" "But before you get upset..." "All right?" "But before you get upset..." "I want you know, I know what but before you get upset..." "I want you know, I know what you're thinking." "I want you know, I know what you're thinking." "You know, "I don't want f'resnel you're thinking." "You know, "I don't want f'resnel pleasuring himself in my you know, "I don't want f'resnel pleasuring himself in my crawlspace to vintage pleasuring himself in my crawlspace to vintage pornography."" "Crawlspace to vintage pornography." I get it." "Pornography." I get it." "[ Chuckles ]" "I get it." "[ Chuckles ] Uh,youknow,it'sfu" " I [ chuckles ] Uh,youknow,it'sfu" " I hadn't yet formulated that uh,youknow,it'sfu" " I hadn't yet formulated that thought into words, but now that hadn't yet formulated that thought into words, but now that you say it out loud, that's thought into words, but now that you say it out loud, that's exactly what I was thinking," "you say it out loud, that's exactly what I was thinking, yes." "Exactly what I was thinking, yes." "Well,youknow--youknow yes." "Well,youknow--youknow what, Jack?" "Well,youknow--youknow what, Jack?" "Let me tell you something." "What, Jack?" "Let me tell you something." "It's just like our boy let me tell you something." "It's just like our boy Shakespeare says, baby -- "if we it's just like our boy Shakespeare says, baby -- "if we lovers have offended, think" "Shakespeare says, baby -- "if we lovers have offended, think but this, and all is mended."" "Lovers have offended, think but this, and all is mended." Am I right?" "BUT THIS, AND ALL IS MENDED." AM I RIGHT?" "OH,I HATE"MIDSUMMERS"" "AM I RIGHT?" "OH,I HATE"MIDSUMMERS"-- OH,HEY,IWANTEDTOASKYOU" "OH,I HATE"MIDSUMMERS"-- OH,HEY,IWANTEDTOASKYOU ABOUT MRS. NUSSBAUM AND HOW SHE oh,hey,Iwantedtoaskyou about Mrs. Nussbaum and how she was all covered up in that dirt" "about Mrs. Nussbaum and how she was all covered up in that dirt and then asking after you and was all covered up in that dirt and then asking after you and then the police coming and and then asking after you and then the police coming and questioning you." "Then the police coming and questioning you." "I mean..." "QUESTIONING YOU." "I MEAN..." "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" "I MEAN..." "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" "T-THATWASJUSTASTUPID" "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" "T-THATWASJUSTASTUPID MISUNDERSTANDING." "T-thatwasjustastupid misunderstanding." "Ohh!" "Misunderstanding." "Ohh!" "Yeah." "Ohh!" "Yeah." "Oh,okay." "Okay." "Yeah." "Oh,okay." "Okay." "So it wasn't like you thought oh,okay." "Okay." "So it wasn't like you thought you had murdered her and you so it wasn't like you thought you had murdered her and you were actually burying her alive?" "YOU HAD MURDERED HER AND YOU WERE ACTUALLY BURYING HER ALIVE?" "[Chuckling]WHAT?" "NO." "WERE ACTUALLY BURYING HER ALIVE?" "[Chuckling]WHAT?" "NO." "NO?" "[Chuckling]WHAT?" "NO." "NO?" "AH..." "UNH-UNH." "No?" "Ah..." "Unh-unh." "Okay." "No,no ." "Ah..." "Unh-unh." "Okay." "No,no ." "What?" "!" "Okay." "No,no ." "What?" "!" "No, I-I-I-I-I-I-- what?" "!" "No, I-I-I-I-I-I-- well, um, f-- no, I-I-I-I-I-I-- well, um, f-- [ Chuckles ]" "Well, um, f-- [ Chuckles ] Ch-- sh-- [ chuckles ] Ch-- sh-- no." "Ch-- sh-- no." "What -- what -- what -- may I no." "What -- what -- what -- may I ask, what gave you that very what -- what -- what -- may I ask, what gave you that very specific and detailed ask, what gave you that very specific and detailed impression?" "Specific and detailed impression?" "Oh,well,youknow..." "Impression?" "Oh,well,youknow..." "You know, Jack, um..." "Oh,well,youknow..." "You know, Jack, um..." "Sometimes I see things." "You know, Jack, um..." "Sometimes I see things." "I see lots of detailed things." "Sometimes I see things." "I see lots of detailed things." "We have a friendly relationship," "I see lots of detailed things." "We have a friendly relationship, right?" "We have a friendly relationship, right?" "Ofcourse,f'resnel." "Right?" "Ofcourse,f'resnel." "So,uh,youknow,let'snot ofcourse,f'resnel." "So,uh,youknow,let'snot worry about my comings and so,uh,youknow,let'snot worry about my comings and goings and what have you and worry about my comings and goings and what have you and worry about our friendship." "Goings and what have you and worry about our friendship." "Like, when one of us sees the worry about our friendship." "Like, when one of us sees the other friend murder a person and like, when one of us sees the other friend murder a person and dispose of the body, then we other friend murder a person and dispose of the body, then we just let it slide." "Dispose of the body, then we just let it slide." "You know what I mean?" "Just let it slide." "You know what I mean?" "Even if it's just a half-murder, you know what I mean?" "Even if it's just a half-murder, like with you and Mrs. Nussbaum." "Even if it's just a half-murder, like with you and Mrs. Nussbaum." "What you say?" "Like with you and Mrs. Nussbaum." "What you say?" "Huh?" "What you say?" "Huh?" "[Sighs]" "Huh?" "[Sighs] Whatyouthinkaboutthat ?" "[Sighs] Whatyouthinkaboutthat ?" "[Sighs]" "Of course." "Hey." "Yep?" "Hey." "Yep?" "Letmeaskyou something." "Yep?" "Letmeaskyou something." "Mm-hmm." "Letmeaskyou something." "Mm-hmm." "Haveyouseenabig, scary mm-hmm." "Haveyouseenabig, scary dog around here?" "Haveyouseenabig, scary dog around here?" "Okay,now,Jack,I'm sorry." "Dog around here?" "Okay,now,Jack,I'm sorry." "That dog is as exactly alive as okay,now,Jack,I'm sorry." "That dog is as exactly alive as Mrs. Nussbaum is dead." "That dog is as exactly alive as Mrs. Nussbaum is dead." "Dogisa- " "Mrs. Nussbaum is dead." "Dogisa- - I'm sorry." "Dogisa- - I'm sorry." "I can't " " I can't do the math." "I'm sorry." "I can't " " I can't do the math." "It'sa ghostdog." "I can't " " I can't do the math." "It'sa ghostdog." "That's a straight-up ghost dog." "It'sa ghostdog." "That's a straight-up ghost dog." "Oh." "That's a straight-up ghost dog." "Oh." "Yeah,peop--peoplebeen oh." "Yeah,peop--peoplebeen seeing the dog and whatnot, and yeah,peop--peoplebeen seeing the dog and whatnot, and I'll tell you right now, I don't seeing the dog and whatnot, and I'll tell you right now, I don't believe in it." "I'll tell you right now, I don't believe in it." "When you see a big-ass dog believe in it." "When you see a big-ass dog running around, there's when you see a big-ass dog running around, there's something else that you see." "Running around, there's something else that you see." "And do you know what that is, something else that you see." "And do you know what that is, Jack?" "And do you know what that is, Jack?" "No." "What?" "Jack?" "No." "What?" "Dogpuup." "No." "What?" "Dogpuup." "Dog...?" "Dogpuup." "Dog...?" "Dogpuup." "Dog...?" "Dogpuup." "When you got a dog running dogpuup." "When you got a dog running around, it's gonna big ol' piles when you got a dog running around, it's gonna big ol' piles of dog puup everywhere." "Around, it's gonna big ol' piles of dog puup everywhere." "And I have been here for of dog puup everywhere." "And I have been here for 15 years." "And I have been here for 15 years." "I ain't never, nary seen no one 15 years." "I ain't never, nary seen no one pile." "I ain't never, nary seen no one pile." "15years,no ..." "Pile." "15years,no ..." "Nopuup." "15years,no ..." "Nopuup." "...Puup?" "Nopuup." "...Puup?" "Yep,yep." "Notasinglebit." "...puup?" "Yep,yep." "Notasinglebit." "That's just a phantom dog, okay?" "Yep,yep." "Notasinglebit." "That's just a phantom dog, okay?" "He's probably a specter from the that's just a phantom dog, okay?" "He's probably a specter from the beyond, okay?" "He's probably a specter from the beyond, okay?" "He's probably just some kind of, beyond, okay?" "He's probably just some kind of, like, little devil's Minion who he's probably just some kind of, like, little devil's Minion who has taken a form that he knows like, little devil's Minion who has taken a form that he knows will scare us." "Has taken a form that he knows will scare us." "Keep this in your mind, okay?" "Will scare us." "Keep this in your mind, okay?" "This is food for thought for you keep this in your mind, okay?" "This is food for thought for you right now." "This is food for thought for you right now." "Ghosts..." "Don't kill people." "RIGHT NOW." "GHOSTS..." "DON'T KILL PEOPLE." "PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE." "GHOSTS..." "DON'T KILL PEOPLE." "PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE." "AND OCCASIONALLY, YOU'LL HAVE A" "PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE." "AND OCCASIONALLY, YOU'LL HAVE A PERSON WHO'S UNDER THE EVIL and occasionally, you'll have a person who's under the evil power of a ghost who will kill person who's under the evil power of a ghost who will kill somebody." "Power of a ghost who will kill somebody." "But I got to tell you something somebody." "But I got to tell you something right now -- this house -- but I got to tell you something right now -- this house -- phew!" "" " I think it's got its right now -- this house -- phew!" "" " I think it's got its best days ahead of it." "Phew!" "" " I think it's got its best days ahead of it." "Thanks,f 'resnel." "Best days ahead of it." "Thanks,f 'resnel." "Oh,you'rewelcome." "Thanks,f 'resnel." "Oh,you'rewelcome." "You're welcome, brother." "Oh,you'rewelcome." "You're welcome, brother." "I think, uh..." "You're welcome, brother." "I think, uh..." "Think I need to get a po'boy." "I think, uh..." "Think I need to get a po'boy." "Hm." "Think I need to get a po'boy." "Hm." "Areyougame?" "Hm." "Areyougame?" "Oh,no." "No ,no ." "Ishouldn't." "Areyougame?" "Oh,no." "No ,no ." "Ishouldn't." "You know what?" "Fuck it." "Oh,no." "No ,no ." "Ishouldn't." "You know what?" "Fuck it." "Mm." "You know what?" "Fuck it." "Mm." "Mm." "Wow!" "Mm." "Mm." "Wow!" "[ Wrapper crinkles ]" "MM.WOW!" "[ WRAPPER CRINKLES ] Wow." "[ WRAPPER CRINKLES ] Wow." "MM-HMM?" "Wow." "MM-HMM?" "WOW!" "Mm-hmm?" "Wow!" "Mm." "Wow!" "Mm." "[Slurps]" "Mm." "[Slurps] Hotdiggity." "[Slurps] Hotdiggity." "Whew!" "Hotdiggity." "Whew!" "Mm-hmm?" "Whew!" "Mm-hmm?" "Wow!" "Mm-hmm?" "Wow!" "[ Slurps ]" "Wow!" "[ Slurps ] [ Blows nose ]" "[ Slurps ] [ Blows nose ] Thereitis ." "[ Blows nose ] Thereitis ." "[ Burps ]" "Thereitis ." "[ Burps ] Yeah." "[ Burps ] Yeah." "Blblbl!" "Yeah." "Blblbl!" "Mm-hmm!" "Blblbl!" "Mm-hmm!" "Haha!" "Mm-hmm!" "Haha!" "Wow!" "Haha!" "Wow!" "[ Both slurp ]" "Wow!" "[ Both slurp ] [ Both exhale deeply ]" "[ Both slurp ] [ Both exhale deeply ] Twomoreshrimppo'boys." "[ Both exhale deeply ] Twomoreshrimppo'boys." "[ Thunder crashes ]" "Twomoreshrimppo'boys." "[ Thunder crashes ] [ Dog growling ]" "[Panting] Fuck!" "[ Sighs ]" "Fuck!" "[ Sighs ] [ Panting continues ]" "[ Grunts ]" "Come on!" "Hunh!" "[ Sighs ]" "Aah!" "Aaaah!" "Aah!" "Aaaah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Iamso sickofbeing ohh!" "Ohh!" "Iamso sickofbeing startled!" "[ Water running ]" "Mrs.Nussbaum?" "NO,SILLY." "IT 'SME ." "[SIGHS]" "Hm." "[ Zipper opens, belt rattles ]" "I HOPE, UH, I HOPE THERE'S SOME HOT WATER LEFT OVER FOR..." "[ French accent ] ZE LITTLE" "HOT WATER LEFT OVER FOR..." "[ French accent ] ZE LITTLE MONSIEUR." "[ French accent ] ZE LITTLE MONSIEUR." "AAH!" "Monsieur." "Aah!" "Oh,myGod!" "Aah!" "Oh,myGod!" "Marjorie!" "Oh,myGod!" "Marjorie!" "Why is my wife's sister in my" "Marjorie!" "Why is my wife's sister in my shower?" "Why is my wife's sister in my shower?" "I got to set some ground rules shower?" "I got to set some ground rules around here right now " "I got to set some ground rules around here right now -- starting right now." "Around here right now -- starting right now." "Isaidit wasme." "Starting right now." "Isaidit wasme." "Geez." "Isaidit wasme." "Geez." "Wait -- the little monsieur?" "Geez." "Wait -- the little monsieur?" "Really?" "Wait -- the little monsieur?" "Really?" "Ohh!" "Really?" "Ohh!" "No,comeon !" "Ohh!" "No,comeon !" "It's the -- you have to know the no,comeon !" "It's the -- you have to know the context." "It's the -- you have to know the context." "Waita minute." "Context." "Waita minute." "I didn't know you were waita minute." "I didn't know you were circumcised, Jack." "I didn't know you were circumcised, Jack." "Really?" "Circumcised, Jack." "Really?" "We never covered that at really?" "We never covered that at Thanksgiving?" "We never covered that at Thanksgiving?" "It'sgenitalmutilation,you" "Thanksgiving?" "It'sgenitalmutilation,you  know." "It'sgenitalmutilation,you  know." "Slicing off the tops of boy's know." "Slicing off the tops of boy's dicks because a slicing off the tops of boy's dicks because a couple-thousand-year-old book dicks because a couple-thousand-year-old book about a medicine man named Moses couple-thousand-year-old book about a medicine man named Moses says to do it?" "About a medicine man named Moses says to do it?" "That's religion for you." "Says to do it?" "That's religion for you." "Hah!" "That's religion for you." "Hah!" "[ Inhales deeply ]" "Hah!" "[ Inhales deeply ] Okay, well, um..." "[ Inhales deeply ] Okay, well, um..." "Let's talk about something else." "Okay, well, um..." "Let's talk about something else." "Uh..." "When did you leave the let's talk about something else." "Uh..." "When did you leave the reservation?" "Uh..." "When did you leave the reservation?" "Youhaveaprettynice dick , reservation?" "Youhaveaprettynice dick , Jack." "Youhaveaprettynice dick , Jack." "Thankyou?" "Jack." "Thankyou?" "YouknowIdon 'tbelievein thankyou?" "YouknowIdon 'tbelievein marriage, which is basically youknowIdon 'tbelievein marriage, which is basically institutionalized slavery and marriage, which is basically institutionalized slavery and the subjugation of women." "Institutionalized slavery and the subjugation of women." "Huh!" "The subjugation of women." "Huh!" "Didn't " " I've never heard you huh!" "Didn't " " I've never heard you say that before." "Didn't " " I've never heard you say that before." "Yeah." "Say that before." "Yeah." "Just because you're married to yeah." "Just because you're married to my sister, that doesn't mean you" "JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED TO MY SISTER, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN HER." "MY SISTER, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN HER." "[SIGHS]" "OWN HER." "[SIGHS] SO, UH..." "WHAT WERE WE TALKING [sighs] So, uh..." "What were we talking about before the dick thing?" "So, uh..." "What were we talking about before the dick thing?" "Uh..." "Yeah." "About before the dick thing?" "Uh..." "Yeah." "When did you leave the uh..." "Yeah." "When did you leave the reservation?" "When did you leave the reservation?" "Oh,lastweek." "Reservation?" "Oh,lastweek." "I moved to a cooperative farm in oh,lastweek." "I moved to a cooperative farm in Baton Rouge." "I moved to a cooperative farm in Baton Rouge." "Yuck." "Baton Rouge." "Yuck." "It'sprettycool." "Yuck." "It'sprettycool." "Here." "It'sprettycool." "Here." "Help a sister out and get my here." "Help a sister out and get my back, will you?" "Help a sister out and get my back, will you?" "Ido--mm ..." "Back, will you?" "Ido--mm ..." "Thankyou." "Ido--mm ..." "Thankyou." "[Sighs]" "[ Sniffs ] Oh!" "That smells awful!" "[Scoffs]Itdoes not." "Oh!" "That smells awful!" "[Scoffs]Itdoes not." "It's all-natural, organic [scoffs]Itdoes not." "It's all-natural, organic quinoa-flax lotion with kelp and it's all-natural, organic quinoa-flax lotion with kelp and octopus placenta." "Quinoa-flax lotion with kelp and octopus placenta." "Octopusplacenta." "Octopus placenta." "Octopusplacenta." "[Groans]" "Octopusplacenta." "[Groans] Such strong hands." "[Groans] Such strong hands." "My sister's got such good taste." "Such strong hands." "My sister's got such good taste." "Ohh, yeah." "My sister's got such good taste." "Ohh, yeah." "I'm a fucking idiot with guys." "Ohh, yeah." "I'm a fucking idiot with guys." "Really?" "I'm a fucking idiot with guys." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Curly bear left me." "Mm-hmm." "Curly bear left me." "Oh." "Curly bear left me." "Oh." "Heembarrassedme in frontof oh." "Heembarrassedme in frontof the whole tribe." "Heembarrassedme in frontof the whole tribe." "Idoubtit ." "The whole tribe." "Idoubtit ." "Plus,hestolemySubaru" "Idoubtit ." "Plus,hestolemySubaru outback and all my credit cards." "Plus,hestolemySubaru outback and all my credit cards." "And my banjo." "Outback and all my credit cards." "And my banjo." "Mm-hmm." "AND MY BANJO." "MM-HMM." "ANDMYMacBookPRO ." "MM-HMM." "ANDMYMacBookPRO ." "YEAH." "ANDMYMacBookPRO ." "YEAH." "WELL, I BET YOU CALLED THE COPS." "Yeah." "Well, I bet you called the cops." "No,ofcoursenot ." "Well, I bet you called the cops." "No,ofcoursenot ." "If anything, I should be" "NO,OFCOURSENOT ." "IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE THANKING CURLY BEAR, YOU KNOW?" "IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE THANKING CURLY BEAR, YOU KNOW?" "I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MATERIAL" "THANKING CURLY BEAR, YOU KNOW?" "I WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MATERIAL B.S. THAT I WAS MISSING THE" "I was so wrapped up in material b.S. That I was missing the moment." "B.S. That I was missing the moment." "Yeah,I know." "Moment." "Yeah,I know." "That banjo was totally holding yeah,I know." "That banjo was totally holding you back." "That banjo was totally holding you back." "Yeah." "You back." "Yeah." "Spin." "I'll do you now." "Yeah." "Spin." "I'll do you now." "No." "Spin." "I'll do you now." "No." "[ Sighs ]" "No." "[ Sighs ] Trustme-- thisstuffis [ sighs ] Trustme-- thisstuffis like your skin never breathed trustme-- thisstuffis like your skin never breathed before, like it's been" "like your skin never breathed before, like it's been suffocating until today." "Before, like it's been suffocating until today." "Skindoesn'tbreathe." "Suffocating until today." "Skindoesn'tbreathe." "You ever heard that?" "Skindoesn'tbreathe." "You ever heard that?" "It's impossible." "You ever heard that?" "It's impossible." "[Giggles]Sure,Jack ." "It's impossible." "[Giggles]Sure,Jack ." "[Gigglesmockingly]" "[Giggles]Sure,Jack ." "[Gigglesmockingly] [Sighs]" "[Gigglesmockingly] [Sighs] [Sighs]" "[Sighs] [Sighs] It'snotsexual,Jack." "[Sighs] It'snotsexual,Jack." "Mm." "It'snotsexual,Jack." "Mm." "It'sjustpeople." "Mm." "It'sjustpeople." "Awesome." "It'sjustpeople." "Awesome." "Well, thank you for the octopus awesome." "Well, thank you for the octopus placenta..." "Well, thank you for the octopus placenta..." "You'rewelcome." "Placenta..." "You'rewelcome." "...Andthatconversation." "You'rewelcome." "...Andthatconversation." "And I am gonna go andthatconversation." "And I am gonna go..." "Anywhere else, because I've got" "AND I AM GONNA GO..." "ANYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TON TO DO, AND THIS IS WILDLY" "ANYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TON TO DO, AND THIS IS WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE." "A TON TO DO, AND THIS IS WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE." "YOUHAVEAN ERECTION,JACK." "INAPPROPRIATE." "YOUHAVEAN ERECTION,JACK." "YEAH." "I GETTHEM." "YOUHAVEAN ERECTION,JACK." "YEAH." "I GETTHEM." "IT'SNOTHINGTO BE" "YEAH." "I GETTHEM." "IT'SNOTHINGTO BE  EMBARRASSED BY." "IT'SNOTHINGTO BE  EMBARRASSED BY." "IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL." "EMBARRASSED BY." "IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL." "IF ANYTHING, I THINK IT SHOULD" "IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL." "IF ANYTHING, I THINK IT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED." "IF ANYTHING, I THINK IT SHOULD BE CELEBRATED." "HMM." "BE CELEBRATED." "HMM." "THAT'SWHATAMAYPOLE" "HMM." "THAT'SWHATAMAYPOLE SYMBOLIZES, OF COURSE." "THAT'SWHATAMAYPOLE SYMBOLIZES, OF COURSE." "OFCOURSE." "SYMBOLIZES, OF COURSE." "OFCOURSE." "OH,HEY!" "OFCOURSE." "OH,HEY!" "AAH!" "WOW!" "OH,HEY!" "AAH!" "WOW!" "HI!" "AAH!" "WOW!" "HI!" "IT'SLIKEGRANDCENTRAL" "HI!" "IT'SLIKEGRANDCENTRAL STATION IN HERE." "IT'SLIKEGRANDCENTRAL STATION IN HERE." "OH,MYGOD!" "HI!" "STATION IN HERE." "OH,MYGOD!" "HI!" "OH,YOUMUSTBEMARJORIE." "OH,MYGOD!" "HI!" "OH,YOUMUSTBEMARJORIE." "YES!" "OH,YOUMUSTBEMARJORIE." "YES!" "NICETOMEETYOU ." "YES!" "NICETOMEETYOU ." "HI!" "NICETOMEETYOU ." "HI!" "IAMF'RESNEL." "HI!" "IAMF'RESNEL." "I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT" "IAMF'RESNEL." "I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT CURLY BEAR." "PBHT!" "THANKYOU." "AIE-BAH-BAAAAH!" "THANKYOU." "AIE-BAH-BAAAAH!" "WE CALL ON YOU, OGLEFAY." "AIE-BAH-BAAAAH!" "WE CALL ON YOU, OGLEFAY." "WE THANK YOU FOR CLEANING THIS" "WE CALL ON YOU, OGLEFAY." "WE THANK YOU FOR CLEANING THIS HOUSE OF E-E-E-VIL." "WE THANK YOU FOR CLEANING THIS HOUSE OF E-E-E-VIL." "WE THANK JACK FOR OPENING HIS" "HOUSE OF E-E-E-VIL." "WE THANK JACK FOR OPENING HIS DOORS AND HIS HEART." "WE THANK JACK FOR OPENING HIS DOORS AND HIS HEART." "WE THANK F'RESNEL FOR BEARING" "DOORS AND HIS HEART." "WE THANK F'RESNEL FOR BEARING WITNESS TO THIS CEREMONY." "WE THANK F'RESNEL FOR BEARING WITNESS TO THIS CEREMONY." "WE THANK THIS GUY..." "FOR..." "WITNESS TO THIS CEREMONY." "WE THANK THIS GUY..." "FOR..." "YEAH,I 'MJUSTHERETO" "WE THANK THIS GUY..." "FOR..." "YEAH,I 'MJUSTHERETO INSTALL THE CABLE INTERNET." "YEAH,I 'MJUSTHERETO INSTALL THE CABLE INTERNET." "SORRY." "INSTALL THE CABLE INTERNET." "SORRY." "THE CIRCLE'S ALREADY BEEN" "SORRY." "THE CIRCLE'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED, SO IF YOU'LL JUST" "THE CIRCLE'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED, SO IF YOU'LL JUST BEAR WITH US A FEW MINUTES..." "ESTABLISHED, SO IF YOU'LL JUST BEAR WITH US A FEW MINUTES..." "COOL." "BEAR WITH US A FEW MINUTES..." "COOL." "PBHT!" "COOL." "PBHT!" "PBHT!" "PBHT!" "PBHT!" "SOSORRYYOUGOT ROPEDINTO" "PBHT!" "SOSORRYYOUGOT ROPEDINTO  THIS." "SOSORRYYOUGOT ROPEDINTO  THIS." "WAIT." "THIS." "WAIT." "WHERE'S MY SISTER?" "WAIT." "WHERE'S MY SISTER?" "SHE'SLYINGDOWN." "WHERE'S MY SISTER?" "SHE'SLYINGDOWN." "SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL." "SHE'SLYINGDOWN." "SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL." "WELL,YOUSHOULDHAVE" "SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL." "WELL,YOUSHOULDHAVE INSISTED." "WELL,YOUSHOULDHAVE INSISTED." "IDID." "INSISTED." "IDID." "AND SHE DID THIS." "IDID." "AND SHE DID THIS." "GODDAMN!" "AND SHE DID THIS." "GODDAMN!" "OH,DEAR!" "GODDAMN!" "OH,DEAR!" "GODDAMN." "OH,DEAR!" "GODDAMN." "OKAY,THATCOULDGET" "GODDAMN." "OKAY,THATCOULDGET  INFECTED." "OKAY,THATCOULDGET  INFECTED." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME" "INFECTED." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME BACTINE ON THERE." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME BACTINE ON THERE." "THANKYOU!" "BACTINE ON THERE." "THANKYOU!" "I PUT SOME FUCKING BACTINE ON" "THANKYOU!" "I PUT SOME FUCKING BACTINE ON IT!" "I PUT SOME FUCKING BACTINE ON IT!" "WHOA,JACK." "IT!" "WHOA,JACK." "I'MSORRY." "WHOA,JACK." "I'MSORRY." "IT'S JUST THAT, UH, THIS HOUSE" "I'MSORRY." "IT'S JUST THAT, UH, THIS HOUSE HAS HAD A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY" "IT'S JUST THAT, UH, THIS HOUSE HAS HAD A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY WIFE, AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE" "HAS HAD A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY WIFE, AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON, SO I'M A" "WIFE, AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE POSSESSED BY A DEMON, SO I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT." "POSSESSED BY A DEMON, SO I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT." "THISISAN EVILHOUSE,SO" "LITTLE STRESSED OUT." "THISISAN EVILHOUSE,SO WE DOIN' THIS LITTLE, YOU KNOW," "THISISAN EVILHOUSE,SO WE DOIN' THIS LITTLE, YOU KNOW, GRIS-GRIS CEREMONY." "WE DOIN' THIS LITTLE, YOU KNOW, GRIS-GRIS CEREMONY." "NOT A DAY TOO SOON, NEITHER." "GRIS-GRIS CEREMONY." "NOT A DAY TOO SOON, NEITHER." "IT'SACTUALLYAHAITIAN" "NOT A DAY TOO SOON, NEITHER." "IT'SACTUALLYAHAITIAN CEREMONY." "IT'SACTUALLYAHAITIAN CEREMONY." "IT CLEANS THE SPACE OF BAD" "CEREMONY." "IT CLEANS THE SPACE OF BAD SPIRITS." "IT CLEANS THE SPACE OF BAD SPIRITS." "COOL." "VERYCOOL." "SPIRITS." "COOL." "VERYCOOL." "[BLOWS]" "COOL." "VERYCOOL." "[BLOWS] AGAIN,JUSTHEREFOR THE" "[BLOWS] AGAIN,JUSTHEREFOR THE  CABLE INTERNET." "[INHALES] [ EXHALES ]" "[SIGHS]" "[ COUGHING ]" "IS THERE MARIJUANA IN THERE?" "UH-HUH." "YEAH." "ISTHATWHATUSUALLYGOES IN" "UH-HUH." "YEAH." "ISTHATWHATUSUALLYGOES IN THERE?" "ISTHATWHATUSUALLYGOES IN THERE?" "NO,IT'SUSUALLYJUST" "THERE?" "NO,IT'SUSUALLYJUST TOBACCO, BUT TOBACCO IS SO BAD" "NO,IT'SUSUALLYJUST TOBACCO, BUT TOBACCO IS SO BAD FOR YOU." "TOBACCO, BUT TOBACCO IS SO BAD FOR YOU." "[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]" "For you." "[ Lighter clicks ] Isitjustme, y'all,oris  [ lighter clicks ] Isitjustme, y'all,oris  this, um..." "Isitjustme, y'all,oris  this, um..." "Very, very..." "This, um..." "Very, very..." "Very strong marijuana?" "Very, very..." "Very strong marijuana?" "Wegrowit on the very strong marijuana?" "Wegrowit on the reservation." "Wegrowit on the reservation." "Doyou,now?" "Reservation." "Doyou,now?" "Yeah." "Doyou,now?" "Yeah." "Goodforyou,baby." "Yeah." "Goodforyou,baby." "Yeah." "Goodforyou,baby." "Yeah." "[ Sitar music plays ]" "Myhandsarelike--likethe hulk." "You know the incredible hulk?" "Hulk." "You know the incredible hulk?" "No, they're like regular size?" "You know the incredible hulk?" "No, they're like regular size?" "'Cause they feel like hulk no, they're like regular size?" "'Cause they feel like hulk hands." "'Cause they feel like hulk hands." "[Sighs]" "Hands." "[Sighs] LikeI canjustpuncha [sighs] LikeI canjustpuncha crater into the ground, you likeI canjustpuncha crater into the ground, you know?" "Crater into the ground, you know?" "Igotto go to thehospital." "Know?" "Igotto go to thehospital." "I think I should go to the" "Igotto go to thehospital." "I think I should go to the hospital." "I think I should go to the hospital." "Ialsohavetogoto the hospital." "Ialsohavetogoto the hospital." "Ialsohavetogoto the hospital." "The other me needs to go to the hospital." "The other me needs to go to the hospital if I can get down the other me needs to go to the hospital if I can get down there." "Hospital if I can get down there." "Tomorrow." "THERE." "TOMORROW." "Shh!" "TOMORROW." "Shh!" "JUST RIDE IT OUT." "Shh!" "JUST RIDE IT OUT." "IT'S LIKE SURFING A WAVE." "Just ride it out." "It's like surfing a wave." "It seems too big at first, and it's like surfing a wave." "It seems too big at first, and then soon, you're coasting into it seems too big at first, and then soon, you're coasting into the beach, and the view is then soon, you're coasting into the beach, and the view is fantastic." "The beach, and the view is fantastic." "You guys, it's so beautiful!" "Fantastic." "You guys, it's so beautiful!" "It'snotadifferentme." "YOU GUYS, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" "IT'SNOTADIFFERENTME." "IT'S ME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME." "IT'SNOTADIFFERENTME." "IT'S ME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME." "[HOWLS]" "GIZO,GIZO,GIZO!" "FUNKY CALATCHYO!" "FUNYON!" "[ TRILLING ]" "FUNKY CALATCHYO!" "FUNYON!" "[ TRILLING ] OHHHHHHH!" "[ TRILLING ] OHHHHHHH!" "YA-YA-YA-YA-YO-LO-LO-LO" "OHHHHHHH!" "YA-YA-YA-YA-YO-LO-LO-LO YO-LO-LO-LO HAH!" "YA-YA-YA-YA-YO-LO-LO-LO YO-LO-LO-LO HAH!" "[ CHANTING ]" "YO-LO-LO-LO HAH!" "[ CHANTING ] EE-PACHO!" "EE-HOME!" "[ CHANTING ] EE-PACHO!" "EE-HOME!" "BE CLE-E-E-E-AN!" "AND NOW THIS PLACE IS CLEAN." "[ CREAKING, RUMBLING ] [ CRASHING ]" "[ CREAKING, RUMBLING ] [ CRASHING ] WAAH!" "[ CRASHING ] WAAH!" "OH!" "WAAH!" "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH, MY GOD!" "IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH, MY GOD!" "IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!" "GOTOTHEDOORWAY!" "IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!" "GOTOTHEDOORWAY!" "THATISAMYTH!" "GOTOTHEDOORWAY!" "THATISAMYTH!" "GET NEXT TO A LARGE PIECE OF" "THATISAMYTH!" "GET NEXT TO A LARGE PIECE OF FURNITURE!" "GET NEXT TO A LARGE PIECE OF FURNITURE!" "WHAAH!" "AAH!" "FURNITURE!" "WHAAH!" "AAH!" "VANESSA!" "WHAAH!" "AAH!" "VANESSA!" "WHAAAH!" "VANESSA!" "WHAAAH!" "OH,HELLNO !" "WHAAAH!" "OH,HELLNO !" "[ ALL SCREAMING ]" "OH,HELLNO !" "[ ALL SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING FADES ]" "HMM." "[SCOFFS] WELL, THAT IS INCREDIBLY ODD." "[SCOFFS] WELL, THAT IS INCREDIBLY ODD." "[ ALL SCREAMING ]" "WHOA!" "THE EARTHQUAKE IS ONLY INSIDE THE HOUSE!" "THE EARTHQUAKE IS ONLY INSIDE THE HOUSE!" "EVERYBODYOUT!" "THE HOUSE!" "EVERYBODYOUT!" "[ ALL SCREAMING ]" "EVERYBODYOUT!" "[ ALL SCREAMING ] GODDAMNIT !" "[ ALL SCREAMING ] GODDAMNIT !" "WHAT...?" "GODDAMNIT !" "WHAT...?" "[ ALL SIGH ]" "HI!" "YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD, HUH?" "YOU GUYS BOUGHT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD, HUH?" "YEAH." "BLOOD, HUH?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "MIND IF I ASK WHAT YOU GOT IT" "YEAH." "MIND IF I ASK WHAT YOU GOT IT FOR?" "MIND IF I ASK WHAT YOU GOT IT FOR?" "$320,000." "FOR?" "$320,000." "OGGGGGH." "HEY." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "WHAT'SHAPPEN" "HI." "HI." "WHAT'SHAPPEN-- HI." "WHAT'SHAPPEN-- HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "UM..." "THERE'SANEARTHQUAKE." "HI." "UM..." "THERE'SANEARTHQUAKE." "BUT IT'S ONLY INSIDE." "UM..." "THERE'SANEARTHQUAKE." "BUT IT'S ONLY INSIDE." "IT'S NOT OUTSIDE." "BUT IT'S ONLY INSIDE." "IT'S NOT OUTSIDE." "ISAYWE JUSTGOANDWAITIT" "IT'S NOT OUTSIDE." "ISAYWE JUSTGOANDWAITIT OUT." "ISAYWE JUSTGOANDWAITIT OUT." "YEAH,I 'MPROBABLYJUSTGONNA" "OUT." "YEAH,I 'MPROBABLYJUSTGONNA GO, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU" "YEAH,I 'MPROBABLYJUSTGONNA GO, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU GUYS." "GO, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU GUYS." "YEAH,OKAY." "GUYS." "YEAH,OKAY." "COULDYOUSIGNTHISSAYING" "YEAH,OKAY." "COULDYOUSIGNTHISSAYING YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH MY..." "COULDYOUSIGNTHISSAYING YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH MY..." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,OFCOURSE." "YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH MY..." "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,OFCOURSE." "...INSTALLATIONOFCABLE" "YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,OFCOURSE." "...INSTALLATIONOFCABLE INTERNET." "...INSTALLATIONOFCABLE INTERNET." "OKAY." "INTERNET." "OKAY." "JUSTINITIALTHAT." "OKAY." "JUSTINITIALTHAT." "OKAY." "JUSTINITIALTHAT." "OKAY." "GREAT." "OKAY." "GREAT." "ALLRIGHT." "GREAT." "ALLRIGHT." "GREAT." "ALLRIGHT." "GREAT." "AREYOUSUREYOU 'REOKAYTO" "GREAT." "AREYOUSUREYOU 'REOKAYTO DRIVE?" "AREYOUSUREYOU 'REOKAYTO DRIVE?" "WELL,I 'MVERY,VERYHIGH," "DRIVE?" "WELL,I 'MVERY,VERYHIGH, SO..." "WELL,I 'MVERY,VERYHIGH, SO..." "LET'S FIND OUT." "SO..." "LET'S FIND OUT." "OKAY." "[BREATHINGSHAKILY]" "[ VAN DOOR CLOSES ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]" "[ BRAKES SQUEAK ] [ BACKUP SIGNAL BEEPING ]" "WHATJUSTHAPPENED?" "WEHAVETO GETOUT OFTHIS  HOUSE TONIGHT." "THIS IS LIKE IN THE MOVIES WHEN" "HOUSE TONIGHT." "THIS IS LIKE IN THE MOVIES WHEN INSANE SHIT HAPPENS AND THEY" "THIS IS LIKE IN THE MOVIES WHEN INSANE SHIT HAPPENS AND THEY STILL DON'T LEAVE." "INSANE SHIT HAPPENS AND THEY STILL DON'T LEAVE." "NO." "STILL DON'T LEAVE." "NO." "DO NOT BE RASH." "NO." "DO NOT BE RASH." "YOU ALWAYS DO THIS." "DO NOT BE RASH." "YOU ALWAYS DO THIS." "THIS IS OUR HOME." "YOU ALWAYS DO THIS." "THIS IS OUR HOME." "SOMETHINGOBVIOUSLYTHINKS" "THIS IS OUR HOME." "SOMETHINGOBVIOUSLYTHINKS THAT IT'S ITS HOME, AND IT'S" "SOMETHINGOBVIOUSLYTHINKS THAT IT'S ITS HOME, AND IT'S TRYING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF" "THAT IT'S ITS HOME, AND IT'S TRYING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US!" "Trying to scare the shit out of us!" "You'rescreamingat me ,andI us!" "You'rescreamingat me ,andI like it here!" "You'rescreamingat me ,andI like it here!" "Well,I don'tlikeithere !" "Like it here!" "Well,I don'tlikeithere !" "Ilikeit !" "Well,I don'tlikeithere !" "Ilikeit !" "Now,now." "Ilikeit !" "Now,now." "Hey, everybody calm down." "Now,now." "Hey, everybody calm down." "Now, listen, you lovebirds, hey, everybody calm down." "Now, listen, you lovebirds, don't fight right now, okay?" "Now, listen, you lovebirds, don't fight right now, okay?" "We'll talk this all over don't fight right now, okay?" "We'll talk this all over over one of f'resnel's famous we'll talk this all over over one of f'resnel's famous pizza salads!" "Over one of f'resnel's famous pizza salads!" "Ha-ha!" "Mm!" "Huh?" "Wow!" "Huh?" "Wow!" "What'dI tellyou?" "Wow!" "What'dI tellyou?" "[ Chuckles ]" "What'dI tellyou?" "[ Chuckles ] Whenyousaid"pizza [ chuckles ] Whenyousaid"pizza salad"..." "Whenyousaid"pizza salad"..." "I was kind of skeptical, salad"..." "I was kind of skeptical, f'resnel." "I was kind of skeptical, f'resnel." "[Chuckles]" "F'resnel." "[Chuckles] Yeah." "[Chuckles] Yeah." "I just thought you were just yeah." "I just thought you were just gonna throw some pizza slices in" "I just thought you were just gonna throw some pizza slices in a bowl of salad." "Gonna throw some pizza slices in a bowl of salad." "Oh,that'sverymuchwhat I a bowl of salad." "Oh,that'sverymuchwhat I did do." "Oh,that'sverymuchwhat I did do." "Oh?" "Did do." "Oh?" "Precisely." "Oh?" "Precisely." "In fact, that's why we call it precisely." "In fact, that's why we call it "pizza salad."" "In fact, that's why we call it "pizza salad." [ Chuckles ]" ""Pizza salad." [ Chuckles ] You know what I'm sayin'?" "[ Chuckles ] You know what I'm sayin'?" "Get this -- take a domino's you know what I'm sayin'?" "Get this -- take a domino's pizza, you toss it in a bowl get this -- take a domino's pizza, you toss it in a bowl with some salad..." "Pizza, you toss it in a bowl with some salad..." "Mm-hmm?" "With some salad..." "Mm-hmm?" "...Alsofromdomino's." "Mm-hmm?" "...Alsofromdomino's." "Oh!" "...alsofromdomino's." "Oh!" "Mm-hmm." "Oh!" "Mm-hmm." "Well,I thinkthisisa  mm-hmm." "Well,I thinkthisisa  perfect time to bring up some of well,I thinkthisisa  perfect time to bring up some of the weird stuff that's been perfect time to bring up some of the weird stuff that's been going on in the house." "The weird stuff that's been going on in the house." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Going on in the house." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Uh,namelyMarjorie's..." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Uh,namelyMarjorie's..." "[ Chuckles ]" "Uh,namelyMarjorie's..." "[ Chuckles ] "Smudge ceremony."" "[ Chuckles ] "Smudge ceremony." I think it may have awoken" ""smudge ceremony." I think it may have awoken something..." "Really big." "I think it may have awoken something..." "Really big." "Thankyou." "Something..." "Really big." "Thankyou." "Nota co-- thankyou." "Nota co-- or..." "NOTA CO-- OR..." "SOMEONE COULD HAVE HIT OUR GAS" "OR..." "SOMEONE COULD HAVE HIT OUR GAS LINE WHILE DIGGING IN THE" "SOMEONE COULD HAVE HIT OUR GAS LINE WHILE DIGGING IN THE BACKYARD." "Line while digging in the backyard." "That could also explain it." "Backyard." "That could also explain it." "Actually..." "That could also explain it." "Actually..." "I don't think that explains it, actually..." "I don't think that explains it, Vanessa." "I don't think that explains it, Vanessa." "Thereisnothingwrongwith" "Vanessa." "Thereisnothingwrongwith  this house." "Thereisnothingwrongwith  this house." "Okay." "This house." "Okay." "Oldhousessettle." "Okay." "Oldhousessettle." "[Laughs]" "Oldhousessettle." "[Laughs] That was..." "Way beyond settling!" "[LAUGHS] THAT WAS..." "WAY BEYOND SETTLING!" "WAY BEYOND SETTLING!" "THAT WAS..." "WAY BEYOND SETTLING!" "WAY BEYOND SETTLING!" "I KNOW CARPENTRY!" "WAY BEYOND SETTLING!" "I KNOW CARPENTRY!" "THAT WAS NOT SETTLING, BOB VILA!" "I know carpentry!" "That was not settling, Bob vila!" "Okay?" "That was not settling, Bob vila!" "Okay?" "That was a three-minute-long, okay?" "That was a three-minute-long, massive shock wave that would that was a three-minute-long, massive shock wave that would register at 6 or 7 on a Richter massive shock wave that would register at 6 or 7 on a Richter scale." "Register at 6 or 7 on a Richter scale." "You are packing your kimono, and" "SCALE." "YOU ARE PACKING YOUR KIMONO, AND WE ARE GOING TO A MOTEL TONIGHT." "YOU ARE PACKING YOUR KIMONO, AND WE ARE GOING TO A MOTEL TONIGHT." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "[SIGHS]" "AREYOUJACKWATSON?" "YEAH." "YEAH, I MEAN, WE MET HERE TWO" "YEAH." "YEAH, I MEAN, WE MET HERE TWO DAYS AGO " " RIGHT HERE." "YEAH, I MEAN, WE MET HERE TWO DAYS AGO " " RIGHT HERE." "OH." "DAYS AGO " " RIGHT HERE." "OH." "DID WE, MOZART?" "OH." "DID WE, MOZART?" "DID WE MEET TWO DAYS AGO?" "DID WE, MOZART?" "DID WE MEET TWO DAYS AGO?" "DON'TBEADICK..." "DID WE MEET TWO DAYS AGO?" "DON'TBEADICK..." "RENZO PIANO, THE FAMOUS" "DON'TBEADICK..." "RENZO PIANO, THE FAMOUS ARCHITECT." "RENZO PIANO, THE FAMOUS ARCHITECT." "YOURFATWIFEAROUND?" "ARCHITECT." "YOURFATWIFEAROUND?" "MYWIFEIS PREGNANTWITH" "YOURFATWIFEAROUND?" "MYWIFEIS PREGNANTWITH TWINS." "MYWIFEIS PREGNANTWITH TWINS." "OH,YEAH" " RIGHT." "TWINS." "OH,YEAH" " RIGHT." "HEARDTHATBEFORE." "OH,YEAH" " RIGHT." "HEARDTHATBEFORE." "WHERE'SSHEAT ?" "HEARDTHATBEFORE." "WHERE'SSHEAT ?" "SHE'SINTHEKITCHEN," "WHERE'SSHEAT ?" "SHE'SINTHEKITCHEN, EATING PIZZA SALAD WITH MY" "SHE'SINTHEKITCHEN, EATING PIZZA SALAD WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW AND MY BLACK" "EATING PIZZA SALAD WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW AND MY BLACK FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR, F'RESNEL." "SISTER-IN-LAW AND MY BLACK FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR, F'RESNEL." "YOUDON'THAVETOBETHAT" "FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR, F'RESNEL." "YOUDON'THAVETOBETHAT SPECIFIC WITH US, SIR." "YOUDON'THAVETOBETHAT SPECIFIC WITH US, SIR." "MINDIFWE ASKHER ACOUPLE" "SPECIFIC WITH US, SIR." "MINDIFWE ASKHER ACOUPLE QUESTIONS?" "MINDIFWE ASKHER ACOUPLE QUESTIONS?" "CANI SAYNO ?" "QUESTIONS?" "CANI SAYNO ?" "[SCOFFS]YEAH." "CANI SAYNO ?" "[SCOFFS]YEAH." "BUT THEN WE COME BACK WITH A" "[SCOFFS]YEAH." "BUT THEN WE COME BACK WITH A WARRANT, AND YOU BETTER BE" "BUT THEN WE COME BACK WITH A WARRANT, AND YOU BETTER BE LAWYERED UP, GREGORY HINES." "WARRANT, AND YOU BETTER BE LAWYERED UP, GREGORY HINES." "THEDANCERGUY?" "LAWYERED UP, GREGORY HINES." "THEDANCERGUY?" "IDON'TKNO" "IDON'TKNOW" "THEDANCERGUY?" "IDON'TKNO" "IDON'TKNOW WHY I SAID THAT." "IDON'TKNO" "IDON'TKNOW WHY I SAID THAT." "YEAH,I DON'TKNOWWHY YOU" "WHY I SAID THAT." "YEAH,I DON'TKNOWWHY YOU  SAID THAT, EITHER." "YEAH,I DON'TKNOWWHY YOU  SAID THAT, EITHER." "FOLKS,WENEEDYOU TOLOOK AT" "SAID THAT, EITHER." "FOLKS,WENEEDYOU TOLOOK AT SOME PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I WILL" "FOLKS,WENEEDYOU TOLOOK AT SOME PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I WILL WARN YOU, THEY ARE [SMACKS LIPS]" "SOME PHOTOGRAPHS, BUT I WILL WARN YOU, THEY ARE [SMACKS LIPS] A LITTLE BIT GRAPHIC." "WARN YOU, THEY ARE [SMACKS LIPS] A LITTLE BIT GRAPHIC." "[ ALL GASP ]" "A LITTLE BIT GRAPHIC." "[ ALL GASP ] OH!" "[ ALL GASP ] OH!" "OH,GOD." "OH!" "OH,GOD." "MNH!" "OH,GOD." "MNH!" "AAH!" "MNH!" "AAH!" "OH,HEAVENS." "AAH!" "OH,HEAVENS." "I-I APOLOGIZE." "OH,HEAVENS." "I-I APOLOGIZE." "I " "I-I APOLOGIZE." "I -- YEAH,THEY'REGRAPHIC." "I -- YEAH,THEY'REGRAPHIC." "JACK?" "YEAH,THEY'REGRAPHIC." "JACK?" "HM?" "JACK?" "HM?" "HONEY..." "HM?" "HONEY..." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "HONEY..." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "I'M NOT GONNA PUKE." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "I'M NOT GONNA PUKE." "I MEAN, I'M NOT A PUKER." "[VOMITING] OH,GOD." "F'RESNEL." "MARGE." "OH,GOD." "F'RESNEL." "MARGE." "IT'SOKAY." "MARGE." "IT'SOKAY." "OH!" "IT'SOKAY." "OH!" "VERYNATURAL." "OH!" "VERYNATURAL." "OH,GOD." "VERYNATURAL." "OH,GOD." "THEY'REVERYGRUESOME" "VERY" "OH,GOD." "THEY'REVERYGRUESOME" "VERY  GRUESOME PICTURES." "THEY'REVERYGRUESOME" "VERY  GRUESOME PICTURES." "IT'S OKAY." "GRUESOME PICTURES." "IT'S OKAY." "OH!" "IT'S OKAY." "OH!" "OH,GOD!" "OH!" "OH,GOD!" "OKAY." "OH,GOD!" "OKAY." "OH,MYGOD." "OKAY." "OH,MYGOD." "OKAY." "OH,MYGOD." "OKAY." "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "OKAY." "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "PERHAPS WE COULD CONTINUE THIS" "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "PERHAPS WE COULD CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN THE LIVING ROOM," "PERHAPS WE COULD CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH, UM, HAS LESS VOMIT IN IT." "CONVERSATION IN THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH, UM, HAS LESS VOMIT IN IT." "YEAH." "[SUCKINGTHROUGHTEETH] [ SNIFFS ]" "THIS IS DR. MICHAEL MARSHALL." "OR AT LEAST..." "IT WAS." "OR AT LEAST..." "IT WAS." "'CAUSEHE'SDEAD!" "IT WAS." "'CAUSEHE'SDEAD!" "[Voicebreaking]OH , MY" "'CAUSEHE'SDEAD!" "[Voicebreaking]OH , MY God." "[Voicebreaking]OH , MY God." "NOW,HISRECORDSINDICATE" "GOD." "NOW,HISRECORDSINDICATE THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO" "NOW,HISRECORDSINDICATE THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO SEE HIM, MS. WATSON." "THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO SEE HIM, MS. WATSON." "HEWROTEDOWNWHENHEDIED?" "SEE HIM, MS. WATSON." "HEWROTEDOWNWHENHEDIED?" "THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, ISN'T IT?" "HEWROTEDOWNWHENHEDIED?" "THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, ISN'T IT?" "[TALKSMOCKINGLY]" "THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, ISN'T IT?" "[TALKSMOCKINGLY] FUCK..." "YOU." "[TALKSMOCKINGLY] FUCK..." "YOU." "HERS WAS THE LAST APPOINTMENT" "FUCK..." "YOU." "HERS WAS THE LAST APPOINTMENT ON HIS BOOKS." "HERS WAS THE LAST APPOINTMENT ON HIS BOOKS." "NOW,WE'RENOTSAYINGTHAT" "ON HIS BOOKS." "NOW,WE'RENOTSAYINGTHAT  YOU DID ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY." "NOW,WE'RENOTSAYINGTHAT  YOU DID ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY." "WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW" "YOU DID ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY." "WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW ANYTHING, HEARD ANYTHING" "WE JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW ANYTHING, HEARD ANYTHING UNUSUAL." "ANYTHING, HEARD ANYTHING UNUSUAL." "THAT'S ALL." "UNUSUAL." "THAT'S ALL." "NO,I ..." "THAT'S ALL." "NO,I ..." "GOD." "NO,I ..." "GOD." "OKAY." "GOD." "OKAY." "ICAN'TBELIEVETHISKIND OF" "OKAY." "ICAN'TBELIEVETHISKIND OF THING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS DAY AND" "ICAN'TBELIEVETHISKIND OF THING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS DAY AND AGE." "THING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS DAY AND AGE." "I JUST -- [ SNIFFLES ]" "AGE." "I JUST -- [ SNIFFLES ] MAYBE WE " "I JUST -- [ SNIFFLES ] MAYBE WE -- HEY.[ SNAPSFINGERS]" "MAYBE WE -- HEY.[ SNAPSFINGERS] WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD ON YOUR" "HEY.[ SNAPSFINGERS] WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT?" "WHAT'S WITH THE BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT?" "OHH." "SHIRT?" "OHH." "UH,YEAH,GOSH." "OHH." "UH,YEAH,GOSH." "I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF" "UH,YEAH,GOSH." "I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THIS." "I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THIS." "THIS IS, UM, I SCRATCHED MYSELF" "THIS." "THIS IS, UM, I SCRATCHED MYSELF EARLIER." "THIS IS, UM, I SCRATCHED MYSELF EARLIER." "YEAH." "EARLIER." "YEAH." "AND,UM..." "MM." "YEAH." "AND,UM..." "MM. MM-HMM." "AND,UM..." "MM. MM-HMM." "WHAT'DYOUSCRATCHYOURSELF" "MM-HMM." "WHAT'DYOUSCRATCHYOURSELF ON?" "WHAT'DYOUSCRATCHYOURSELF ON?" "A GRIZZLY BEAR?" "ON?" "A GRIZZLY BEAR?" "THEQUESTION..." "REMAINS." "DID YOU..." "SEE ANYTHING..." "unusual?" "ITOLDYOU" "NO." "NEITHEROFYOUSAW ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY?" "NO." "OUT OF THE ORDINARY?" "NO." "THAT'SGOOD." "ALLRIGHT." "NO." "THAT'SGOOD." "ALLRIGHT." "OKAY." "THAT'SGOOD." "ALLRIGHT." "OKAY." "THANKYOU,GUYS." "OKAY." "THANKYOU,GUYS." "WELL,THANKYOUVERYMUCH FOR" "THANKYOU,GUYS." "WELL,THANKYOUVERYMUCH FOR YOUR TIME." "WELL,THANKYOUVERYMUCH FOR YOUR TIME." "YEAH." "YOUR TIME." "YEAH." "NOFURTHERQUESTIONSFROMUS." "YEAH." "NOFURTHERQUESTIONSFROMUS." "WEAPPRECIATETHATAND ,UH," "NOFURTHERQUESTIONSFROMUS." "WEAPPRECIATETHATAND ,UH,  ALL YOUR PATIENCE." "WEAPPRECIATETHATAND ,UH,  ALL YOUR PATIENCE." "WE WILL BE IN TOUCH." "ALL YOUR PATIENCE." "WE WILL BE IN TOUCH." "HAVE A GOOD DAY." "WELL...[SIGHS] THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING." "WHILEYOUWERETALKINGTO" "THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING." "WHILEYOUWERETALKINGTO THEM, WE DID A FULL SWEEP OF THE" "WHILEYOUWERETALKINGTO THEM, WE DID A FULL SWEEP OF THE HOUSE." "THEM, WE DID A FULL SWEEP OF THE HOUSE." "WESEARCHEDTHEPLACE,AND" "HOUSE." "WESEARCHEDTHEPLACE,AND WE FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY" "WESEARCHEDTHEPLACE,AND WE FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY UNHOLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE." "WE FEEL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY UNHOLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE." "SI." "UNHOLY ABOUT THIS HOUSE." "SI." "WELL,I CANTELLYOU THIS" "SI." "WELL,I CANTELLYOU THIS-- THAT FAT GIRL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW" "WELL,I CANTELLYOU THIS-- THAT FAT GIRL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW A THING." "THAT FAT GIRL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW A THING." "THEWOMAN" " DOESSHE LOOK" "A THING." "THEWOMAN" " DOESSHE LOOK ANYTHING..." "THEWOMAN" " DOESSHE LOOK ANYTHING..." "[ SNAPS FINGERS ] LIKE THIS?" "ANYTHING..." "[ SNAPS FINGERS ] LIKE THIS?" "[Chuckling]WHOA!" "[ SNAPS FINGERS ] LIKE THIS?" "[Chuckling]WHOA!" "YEAH!" "[Chuckling]WHOA!" "YEAH!" "GREAT SKATES!" "YEAH!" "GREAT SKATES!" "SHELOOKSALOT LIKETHAT ." "GREAT SKATES!" "SHELOOKSALOT LIKETHAT ." "WETAKETHESEPICTURESINTHE" "SHELOOKSALOT LIKETHAT ." "WETAKETHESEPICTURESINTHE HOUSE THREE MINUTES AGO." "Wetakethesepicturesinthe house three minutes ago." "Whattheshit?" "!" "House three minutes ago." "Whattheshit?" "!" "Wait- -youtooktheseinthe whattheshit?" "!" "Wait- -youtooktheseinthe house three minutes ago?" "Wait- -youtooktheseinthe house three minutes ago?" "How'd you print them out so house three minutes ago?" "How'd you print them out so quick?" "How'd you print them out so quick?" "[Snapsfingers]" "Quick?" "[Snapsfingers] Holycow!" "[Snapsfingers] Holycow!" "That's a small printer." "Holycow!" "That's a small printer." "Tinyprinter,right?" "That's a small printer." "Tinyprinter,right?" "It'snotaboutthe size-- tinyprinter,right?" "It'snotaboutthe size-- it's about the quality." "IT'SNOTABOUTTHE SIZE-- IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY." "THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED WITH." "IT'S ABOUT THE QUALITY." "THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED WITH." "PRINTERTECHNOLOGYMOVE" "THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED WITH." "PRINTERTECHNOLOGYMOVE FORWARD THESE DAYS LEAPS AND printertechnologymove forward these days leaps and bounds." "Forward these days leaps and bounds." "That'sadorable." "Bounds." "That'sadorable." "Thisisthesametiny printer that'sadorable." "Thisisthesametiny printer that is endorsed by thisisthesametiny printer that is endorsed by Ashton "cook-a-ner."" "That is endorsed by Ashton "cook-a-ner." Ashton" kushner,"hesay..." "Ashton "cook-a-ner." Ashton" kushner,"hesay..." "Heusethesameone." "Ashton" kushner,"hesay..." "Heusethesameone." "..."OnlyoneprinterIuse. "" "Heusethesameone." "..."OnlyoneprinterIuse. " [Snapsfingers]That one!" "..."onlyoneprinterIuse. " [Snapsfingers]That one!" "Well,he'scool,and ifhe's" "[SNAPSFINGERS]THAT ONE!" "WELL,HE'SCOOL,AND IFHE'S  USING IT, THEN BY DE FACTO, I'M" "WELL,HE'SCOOL,AND IFHE'S  USING IT, THEN BY DE FACTO, I'M KIND OF COOL, RIGHT?" "USING IT, THEN BY DE FACTO, I'M KIND OF COOL, RIGHT?" "ILIKEALLOFTHEMOVIES" "KIND OF COOL, RIGHT?" "ILIKEALLOFTHEMOVIES WHERE ASHTON "KUSHNER" GET" "ILIKEALLOFTHEMOVIES WHERE ASHTON "KUSHNER" GET MARRIED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW?" "WHERE ASHTON "KUSHNER" GET MARRIED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW?" "HEACCIDENTALLYGOTMARRIED!" "MARRIED BY ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW?" "HEACCIDENTALLYGOTMARRIED!" "HE,LIKE,WAKEUP, AND" "HEACCIDENTALLYGOTMARRIED!" "HE,LIKE,WAKEUP, AND  "UH-OH!"" "HE,LIKE,WAKEUP, AND  "UH-OH!" YEAH,ANDTHEJUDGEGOES ,"I" ""UH-OH!" YEAH,ANDTHEJUDGEGOES ,"I SENTENCE YOU TO MARRIAGE."" "YEAH,ANDTHEJUDGEGOES ,"I SENTENCE YOU TO MARRIAGE." "YOUCAN'TDO THIS!" "SENTENCE YOU TO MARRIAGE." "YOUCAN'TDO THIS!" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" ""YOUCAN'TDO THIS!" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!"" "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" 'CAUSEMARRIAGEIS A" "YOU CANNOT DO THIS!" 'CAUSEMARRIAGEIS A SENTENCE." "'CAUSEMARRIAGEIS A SENTENCE." "MARRIAGE IS A SENTENCE." "Sentence." "Marriage is a sentence." "Whatwerewe saying?" "Marriage is a sentence." "Whatwerewe saying?" "Withthehellhound,withthe whatwerewe saying?" "Withthehellhound,withthe crucifixion in the doctor's withthehellhound,withthe crucifixion in the doctor's office, we feel it is very crucifixion in the doctor's office, we feel it is very possible we have demonic" "office, we feel it is very possible we have demonic possession." "Possible we have demonic possession." "Idon'tknow,guys." "Possession." "Idon'tknow,guys." "They're actually super-sweet," "Idon'tknow,guys." "They're actually super-sweet, and, uh, the woman " " I mean, they're actually super-sweet, and, uh, the woman " " I mean, she's like mego-prego, so I and, uh, the woman " " I mean, she's like mego-prego, so I don't know." "She's like mego-prego, so I don't know." "She'sprego?" "Don't know." "She'sprego?" "Jeepers." "She'sprego?" "Jeepers." "Howfaralongisshe?" "Jeepers." "Howfaralongisshe?" "Well,guys,we 'renot howfaralongisshe?" "Well,guys,we 'renot doctors, but she's pretty far well,guys,we 'renot doctors, but she's pretty far along." "Doctors, but she's pretty far along." "She's ready to drop." "Along." "She's ready to drop." "Look,we'dlovetohelp you she's ready to drop." "Look,we'dlovetohelp you out, but, I mean, just because" "LOOK,WE'DLOVETOHELP YOU OUT, BUT, I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU THISOMEONE'S POSSESSED," "OUT, BUT, I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU THISOMEONE'S POSSESSED, WE HAVE PICTURES OF A GHOST DOG" "YOU THISOMEONE'S POSSESSED, WE HAVE PICTURES OF A GHOST DOG AND A GRUESOME CRUCIFIXION we have pictures of a ghost dog and a gruesome crucifixion murder, I mean, none of these and a gruesome crucifixion murder, I mean, none of these things really connect." "Murder, I mean, none of these things really connect." "I mean, if they did it, they'll things really connect." "I mean, if they did it, they'll slip up, and when they do, we'll" "I mean, if they did it, they'll slip up, and when they do, we'll be here." "Slip up, and when they do, we'll be here." "Wegoteverythingunder be here." "Wegoteverythingunder control." "Wegoteverythingunder control." "[ Bird screeches ]" "Control." "[ Bird screeches ] Oh,geez!" "[ Bird screeches ] Oh,geez!" "Whatthehell?" "Oh!" "Oh, it's just a crow." "It's just a crow, just a dead oh, it's just a crow." "It's just a crow, just a dead crow." "It's just a crow, just a dead crow." "It's just a dead crow." "Crow." "It's just a dead crow." "No." "It's just a dead crow." "No." "It's a harpy." "No." "It's a harpy." "See for yourself, huh?" "Youguysgetalotofthese?" "You'dbesurprised." "Kinda." "Yeah." "You'dbesurprised." "Kinda." "Yeah." "Whatdoesit mean?" "Kinda." "Yeah." "Whatdoesit mean?" "Theharpy..." "Whatdoesit mean?" "Theharpy..." "Yeah." "Theharpy..." "Yeah." "...Isa harbingerof evil." "Yeah." "...Isa harbingerof evil." "Itis..." "Amessagefromhell ." "...isa harbingerof evil." "Itis..." "Amessagefromhell ." "Trust me -- things are about to itis..." "Amessagefromhell ." "Trust me -- things are about to get very, very bad." "Trust me -- things are about to get very, very bad." "[ Tires screeching ]" "Geewhiz." "I-I am so sorry." "There was a Bumblebee in the" "I-I am so sorry." "There was a Bumblebee in the car, and I just lost control." "There was a Bumblebee in the car, and I just lost control." "Oh, fuck." "Car, and I just lost control." "Oh, fuck." "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, fuck." "Oh, fuck!" "[ Tires squeal ]" "Well..." "What should we do now?" "Nowwewait." "What should we do now?" "Nowwewait." "Now..." "Nowwewait." "Now..." "We wait." "[ Whirring ] [ Dial-up modem beeping ] [ Choir singing in Latin ]" "[ Thunder crashes ] [ Growling in distance ]" "[ Hissing ]" "Wha!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Oh, my God!" "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "[ Both scream ]" "[Laughsdemonically] [ All screaming ] [ Howls demonically ]" "Ohhh!" "[ All panting ] Oh,myGod." "[ All panting ] Oh,myGod." "You guys, we need a doctor." "Oh,myGod." "You guys, we need a doctor." "No." "You guys, we need a doctor." "No." "We need a priest." "No." "We need a priest." "[ Engine revs, siren wails ]" "We need a priest." "[ Engine revs, siren wails ] [ Tires screech ]" "[ Engine revs, siren wails ] [ Tires screech ] [ Thunder claps ]" "Guys." "Priests." "Guys!" "Yaah!" "Havenofear,sir ." "Whoareyouguys?" "Weareteam4." "[ Indistinct voices whispering ] [ Thunder crashes ] [Growlingdemonically]" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ] [GROWLINGDEMONICALLY] [ Demonically ] WHY?" "[GROWLINGDEMONICALLY] [ Demonically ] WHY?" "WHY DID YOU LET THEM IMPALE ME" "[ Demonically ] WHY?" "WHY DID YOU LET THEM IMPALE ME WITH THAT UMBRELLA?" "Why did you let them impale me with that umbrella?" "Donolistentohim!" "With that umbrella?" "Donolistentohim!" "He is the father of lies!" "Donolistentohim!" "He is the father of lies!" "Aah!" "He is the father of lies!" "Aah!" "Youguysgotthis?" "Aah!" "Youguysgotthis?" "Everybody cool?" "Youguysgotthis?" "Everybody cool?" "[Growlingdemonically]" "Everybody cool?" "[Growlingdemonically] LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!" "[Growlingdemonically] LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!" "[ Both speaking Latin ]" "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!" "[ BOTH SPEAKING Latin ] [Normalvoice]OH , God !" "[ BOTH SPEAKING Latin ] [Normalvoice]OH , God !" "HERE THEY COME!" "[Normalvoice]OH , God !" "HERE THEY COME!" "OH,SHIT!" "Here they come!" "Oh,shit!" "Baby,helpme !" "Oh,shit!" "Baby,helpme !" "The babies are coming!" "Baby,helpme !" "The babies are coming!" "Please help!" "The babies are coming!" "Please help!" "Breathe,Vanessa!" "Breathe!" "Please help!" "Breathe,Vanessa!" "Breathe!" "Ithurtsso bad!" "Breathe,Vanessa!" "Breathe!" "Ithurtsso bad!" "Rememberwhattheytaughtus ithurtsso bad!" "Rememberwhattheytaughtus in " "REMEMBERWHATTHEYTAUGHTUS IN -- [Demonically]SHUTUP!" "IN -- [Demonically]SHUTUP!" "ICANSEEIT!" "OH, MYGod!" "[Demonically]SHUTUP!" "ICANSEEIT!" "OH, MYGod!" "[Normalvoice]OH , MYGod!" "ICANSEEIT!" "OH, MYGod!" "[Normalvoice]OH , MYGod!" "PUSH!" "[Normalvoice]OH , MYGod!" "PUSH!" "AAAAAAH!" "Push!" "Aaaaaah!" "[ Baby crying ]" "Aaaaaah!" "[ Baby crying ] Ohhhhh,myGod!" "[ Baby crying ] Ohhhhh,myGod!" "Oh, my God!" "Ohhhhh,myGod!" "Oh, my God!" "Whatisit ?" "It'sa boy." "It's a perfect baby boy." "Congratulations." "It's a perfect baby boy." "Congratulations." "It'sa boy." "Congratulations." "It'sa boy." "It'sa miracle,youknow?" "It'sa boy." "It'sa miracle,youknow?" "You ever seen a home birth it'sa miracle,youknow?" "You ever seen a home birth before?" "You ever seen a home birth before?" "They're the best." "Before?" "They're the best." "Yeah,I b--pbht." "They're the best." "Yeah,I b--pbht." "Honey!" "Honey!" "Yeah,I b--pbht." "Honey!" "Honey!" "Okay,justonemoretogo !" "Honey!" "Honey!" "Okay,justonemoretogo !" "Something'swrong,youguys!" "Okay,justonemoretogo !" "Something'swrong,youguys!" "Something's wrong!" "Something'swrong,youguys!" "Something's wrong!" "Whew!" "Whew!" "Something's wrong!" "Whew!" "Whew!" "It hurts so bad!" "This one -- whew!" "Whew!" "It hurts so bad!" "This one -- something's wrong!" "It hurts so bad!" "This one -- something's wrong!" "It's a -- something's wrong!" "It's a -- ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "It's a -- ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "[ Barking demonically ]" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "[ Barking demonically ] It's biting me!" "[ Barking demonically ] It's biting me!" "Aaaaah!" "It's biting me!" "Aaaaah!" "[ Growls demonically ]" "Aaaaah!" "[ Growls demonically ] Focus!" "Focus!" "[ Growls demonically ] Focus!" "Focus!" "Allright." "Focus!" "Focus!" "Allright." "Hereitcomes!" "Okay!" "Allright." "Hereitcomes!" "Okay!" "Push!" "Hereitcomes!" "Okay!" "Push!" "Something'swrong!" "Push!" "Something'swrong!" "Push!" "Something'swrong!" "Push!" "Aaaaah!" "Push!" "Aaaaah!" "[ Howling demonically ]" "Aaaaah!" "[ Howling demonically ] [ All screaming ]" "[ Howling demonically ] [ All screaming ] Whoa!" "Yeah!" "[ All screaming ] Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Aaaah!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Aaaah!" "Holyfuckingshit!" "Aaaah!" "Holyfuckingshit!" "Oh,fuck!" "Holyfuckingshit!" "Oh,fuck!" "[Snarling]" "Oh,fuck!" "[Snarling] Aaaaaah!" "[Snarling] Aaaaaah!" "[Chomps]" "Aaaaaah!" "[Chomps] [Screaming]" "[Chomps] [Screaming] [ All screaming ]" "[Screaming] [ All screaming ] Getitoff,Jack!" "[ All screaming ] Getitoff,Jack!" "[Growling]" "Getitoff,Jack!" "[Growling] [ Screaming ]" "[Growling] [ Screaming ] [Grunting]" "[ Screaming ] [Grunting] [Cries]" "[Grunting] [Cries] [ Panting ]" "[Cries] [ Panting ] Youmustkillit, Jack!" "[ Panting ] Youmustkillit, Jack!" "You must!" "Youmustkillit, Jack!" "You must!" "It'smyson!" "You must!" "It'smyson!" "Itisnotyourson!" "It'smyson!" "Itisnotyourson!" "It wants to rise and rule the itisnotyourson!" "It wants to rise and rule the world for 1,000 years!" "IT WANTS TO RISE AND RULE THE WORLD FOR 1,000 YEARS!" "All:" "Jack!" "WORLD FOR 1,000 YEARS!" "All:" "Jack!" "[SCREAMING]" "All:" "Jack!" "[SCREAMING] AAAAH!" "[Screaming] Aaaah!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Aaaah!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Oh,shit!" "[Scampering]" "[ Door closes ] [ Scampering ]" "[ Scampering ] [ Snarling ]" "[ All screaming ]" "[ Screaming stops ] [ Thunder crashes ]" "HEY,GUYS." "All:" "Shh!" "ALLRIGHT,Y'ALL." "All:" "Shh!" "ALLRIGHT,Y'ALL." "I'm GOING IN." "Hello, devil baby." "Ain't nobody out here trying to hurt you." "Ain't nobody out here trying to hurt you." "Everything's gonna be okay, hurt you." "Everything's gonna be okay, little devil baby." "Aaaaaaah!" "[ Shrieks ] Fuck!" "[ Shrieks ] Fuck!" "I stubbed my goddamn toe!" "Fuck!" "I stubbed my goddamn toe!" "Oh!" "That smarts!" "I stubbed my goddamn toe!" "Oh!" "That smarts!" "Ididthesamethinginthere oh!" "That smarts!" "Ididthesamethinginthere yesterday." "Ididthesamethinginthere yesterday." "Hey,everybody." "Yesterday." "Hey,everybody." "What?" "Hey,everybody." "What?" "I'mcomingoutwiththebaby." "What?" "I'mcomingoutwiththebaby." "Okay, here we go." "I'mCOMINGOUTWITHTHEBABY." "OKAY, HERE WE GO." "[ Chuckling ] OKAY." "OKAY, HERE WE GO." "[ Chuckling ] OKAY." "IT GON' BE ALL RIGHT." "[ Chuckling ] OKAY." "IT GON' BE ALL RIGHT." "♪ HUSH, LITTLE DEVIL BABY, it gon' be all right." "♪ hush, little devil baby, don't say a word ♪" "♪ hush, little devil baby, don't say a word ♪ ♪ papa's gonna -- don't say a word ♪ ♪ papa's gonna -- [Hisses]" "♪ Papa's gonna -- [Hisses] Aah!" "[Hisses] Aah!" "[ All screaming ]" "Aah!" "[ All screaming ] Ohhh, fuck this!" "[ All screaming ] Ohhh, fuck this!" "[ Screaming continues ]" "Ohhh, fuck this!" "[ Screaming continues ] Whew-hoo-hoo!" "[ Screaming continues ] Whew-hoo-hoo!" "Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Whew-hoo-hoo!" "Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Gaah!" "Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Gaah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Gaah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Youguys,be careful!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Youguys,be careful!" "Oh!" "Oh,sorry." "Youguys,be careful!" "Oh!" "Oh,sorry." "[ Screaming continues ]" "[Gurgling] Oh!" "Aah!" "I got a shot!" "I got a shot!" "No,you'llshootone ofus!" "He'sa greatshot!" "No,you'llshootone ofus!" "He'sa greatshot!" "I trust him!" "He'sa greatshot!" "I trust him!" "Take it!" "I trust him!" "Take it!" "Becareful!" "Take it!" "Becareful!" "Beingcarefuldon'tkill becareful!" "Beingcarefuldon'tkill devil babies." "[Shrieks] No!" "Shit!" "No!" "Shit!" "[Scampering]" "Shit!" "[Scampering] No!" "No!" "No !" "No !" "No !" "Please!" "[Scampering] No!" "No!" "No !" "No !" "No !" "Please!" "Stop!" "No!" "No!" "No !" "No !" "No !" "Please!" "Stop!" "Aah!" "Stop!" "Aah!" "Honey!" "Aah!" "Honey!" "You..." "Are..." "Not..." "My..." "Baby!" "Honey!" "You..." "Are..." "Not..." "My..." "Baby!" "That'sthespirit,Vanessa!" "You..." "Are..." "Not..." "My..." "Baby!" "That'sthespirit,Vanessa!" "Punch this devil baby!" "That'sthespirit,Vanessa!" "Punch this devil baby!" "Punch him back to hell!" "Punch this devil baby!" "Punch him back to hell!" "Ihateyou!" "Punch him back to hell!" "Ihateyou!" "You're not my baby!" "Ihateyou!" "You're not my baby!" "[Crying]" "You're not my baby!" "[Crying] Donotlistentohis [crying] Donotlistentohis crocodile tears." "Donotlistentohis crocodile tears." "Mama." "Crocodile tears." "Mama." "Youwantmommytohold you?" "Mama." "Youwantmommytohold you?" "Come here." "Youwantmommytohold you?" "Come here." "He's okay, you guys." "Come here." "He's okay, you guys." "It's okay." "He's -- he's okay, you guys." "It's okay." "He's -- [ Choking ]" "Gah!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Vanessa!" "Oh, no!" "Vanessa!" "Let go of my sister!" "Vanessa!" "Let go of my sister!" "Aah!" "Let go of my sister!" "Aah!" "Don'tkillmy baby." "Aah!" "Don'tkillmy baby." "Killit!" "Don'tkillmy baby." "Killit!" "Let'sdrownit !" "Killit!" "Let'sdrownit !" "Do you have a wood chipper?" "!" "Let'sdrownit !" "Do you have a wood chipper?" "!" "Nottotelly'allhowto do you have a wood chipper?" "!" "Nottotelly'allhowto parent or anything, but should nottotelly'allhowto parent or anything, but should we let your good baby watch all parent or anything, but should we let your good baby watch all of us murdering the devil baby?" "We let your good baby watch all of us murdering the devil baby?" "It might have a lasting of us murdering the devil baby?" "It might have a lasting impression psychologically." "It might have a lasting impression psychologically." "Right,right,right,right, impression psychologically." "Right,right,right,right, right." "Right,right,right,right, right." "Yeah, good point." "Right." "Yeah, good point." "Get the baby out of here." "Yeah, good point." "Get the baby out of here." "Go, go, go!" "Get the baby out of here." "Go, go, go!" "Marjorie." "Go, go, go!" "Marjorie." "What?" "Marjorie." "What?" "Ihaveto tell" "I ain't what?" "Ihaveto tell" "I ain't known you that long, but I'm" "Ihaveto tell" "I ain't known you that long, but I'm 100% in love with you, girl, and known you that long, but I'm 100% in love with you, girl, and I want to spend the rest of my" "100% in love with you, girl, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "Metoo!" "Life with you." "Metoo!" "Oh!" "Sodome afavor,andstay alive." "Iwill." "Alive." "Iwill." "The spirit gods will protect me!" "Iwill." "The spirit gods will protect me!" "[Growlssoftly]" "The spirit gods will protect me!" "[Growlssoftly] Aah!" "[Growlssoftly] Aah!" "Oh,shit!" "Aah!" "Oh,shit!" "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" "Marjorie!" "No!" "[ Thud ] Oh!" "Oh!" "[Scampering]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "[Scampering] Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah !" "Aah !" "Aah !" "[Scampering] Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah !" "Aah !" "Aah !" "WhatcanIdo?" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah !" "Aah !" "Aah !" "WhatcanIdo?" "What can I do?" "!" "WhatcanIdo?" "What can I do?" "!" "Use the Jesus knife!" "What can I do?" "!" "Use the Jesus knife!" "Kill that motherfucker!" "Use the Jesus knife!" "Kill that motherfucker!" "Devilchild,Isendyouback kill that motherfucker!" "Devilchild,Isendyouback to the depths of hell, from devilchild,Isendyouback to the depths of hell, from whence you came!" "To the depths of hell, from whence you came!" "Aah!" "Whence you came!" "Aah!" "Fuck me!" "Aah!" "Fuck me!" "Aah-ha!" "Fuck!" "Fuck me!" "Aah-ha!" "Fuck!" "Letmeholdhim down!" "Aah-ha!" "Fuck!" "Letmeholdhim down!" "Aaah!" "Letmeholdhim down!" "Aaah!" "[ Shouting in Italian ]" "Aaah!" "[ Shouting in Italian ] Aah!" "[ Shouting in Italian ] Aah!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ Choking ]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[ Choking ] Ugh!" "[ Choking ] Ugh!" "[Screaming]" "Aah!" "Ohhh,no !" "My friend!" "Oh!" "Oh,no !" "My friend!" "Oh!" "Oh,no !" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh,no !" "Aah!" "Oh!" "My friend!" "I'mnotgoingtomake it." "Do it, my friend." "[ Sobbing ] [ Choking ]" "[ Sobbing ] [ Choking ] [ Gunshot ]" "[ Choking ] [ Gunshot ] Imeant..." "[ Gunshot ] Imeant..." "Not going to make it, so call an" "Imeant..." "Not going to make it, so call an ambulance, p-please." "Not going to make it, so call an ambulance, p-please." "[SpeakingItalian]" "Ambulance, p-please." "[SpeakingItalian] Why you do the pause right in [speakingItalian] Why you do the pause right in the middle of the first part of why you do the pause right in the middle of the first part of the important part?" "!" "The middle of the first part of the important part?" "!" "[Snarling]" "The important part?" "!" "[Snarling] No..." "[Snarling] No..." "Devil..." "No..." "Devil..." "Babies..." "Devil..." "Babies..." "In..." "Babies..." "In..." "My..." "In..." "My..." "Parish!" "My..." "Parish!" "No..." "Devil..." "Baby -- parish!" "No..." "Devil..." "Baby -- [ Gunshot ]" "No..." "Devil..." "Baby -- [ Gunshot ] [Screams]" "[ Gunshot ] [Screams] [Snarling]" "[Screams] [Snarling] Oh,God!" "[Snarling] Oh,God!" "[Growling]" "Oh,God!" "[Growling] Ihavean idea!" "[Growling] Ihavean idea!" "What?" "Ihavean idea!" "What?" "Catch!" "What?" "Catch!" "What?" "!" "No!" "Catch!" "What?" "!" "No!" "Jack!" "Where are you going?" "!" "What?" "!" "No!" "Jack!" "Where are you going?" "!" "Youmustfight!" "Jack!" "Where are you going?" "!" "Youmustfight!" "You are the only one that can youmustfight!" "You are the only one that can stop it!" "You are the only one that can stop it!" "Oh!" "Getoffmy wife,you asshole." "Now!" "[Roaring]" "[ Groaning ]" "[Sighs] [ Spits ] [ Panting ]" "[ Thunder rumbles ] [ Sighs ] [ Birds chirping ]" "Thank you, f'resnel." "Mypleasure." "[Sighs]" "Mypleasure." "[Sighs] Thank you, father." "[Sighs] Thank you, father." "Justdoingourjob ." "Thank you, father." "Justdoingourjob ." "Butthe--  justdoingourjob ." "Butthe--  the other priest..." "Butthe--  the other priest..." "We're -- we're so sorry." "The other priest..." "We're -- we're so sorry." "He'sokay." "We're -- we're so sorry." "He'sokay." "He always know one day the lord he'sokay." "He always know one day the lord would call his name." "He always know one day the lord would call his name." "Buthewasyourfriend,and would call his name." "Buthewasyourfriend,and I'm really sorry." "Buthewasyourfriend,and I'm really sorry." "Huge bummer." "I'm really sorry." "Huge bummer." "Knowinghim,he wouldrather huge bummer." "Knowinghim,he wouldrather die this way, fighting the knowinghim,he wouldrather die this way, fighting the devil, than on a golf course or die this way, fighting the devil, than on a golf course or something, you know?" "Devil, than on a golf course or something, you know?" "Now,that'sthespirit." "Yeah ." "Something, you know?" "Now,that'sthespirit." "Yeah ." "Ilikethat." "Now,that'sthespirit." "Yeah ." "Ilikethat." "[ Bicycle bell rings ]" "Ilikethat." "[ Bicycle bell rings ] Wow!" "[ Bicycle bell rings ] Wow!" "[Cackling]" "Wow!" "[Cackling] Lookwhofoundabike !" "[Cackling] Lookwhofoundabike !" "All right, Mrs. Nussbaum!" "Lookwhofoundabike !" "All right, Mrs. Nussbaum!" "That's terrific." "Just terrific." "All right, Mrs. Nussbaum!" "That's terrific." "Just terrific." "Wow!" "That's terrific." "Just terrific." "Wow!" "What a crazy week, huh?" "Wow!" "What a crazy week, huh?" "[ Chuckles ]" "What a crazy week, huh?" "[ Chuckles ] Oh,yeah." "[ Chuckles ] Oh,yeah." "Iwaspossessedbythedevil !" "Oh,yeah." "Iwaspossessedbythedevil !" "Iknow!" "Iwaspossessedbythedevil !" "Iknow!" "You were such a bitch!" "Iknow!" "You were such a bitch!" "Alwaysfreakyouout alittle you were such a bitch!" "Alwaysfreakyouout alittle bit, you know?" "Alwaysfreakyouout alittle bit, you know?" "Ican'tbelieveitstarted bit, you know?" "Ican'tbelieveitstarted with white people moving into" "Ican'tbelieveitstarted with white people moving into the neighborhood." "WITH WHITE PEOPLE MOVING INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD." "I MEAN, IT STARTED THERE." "THE NEIGHBORHOOD." "I MEAN, IT STARTED THERE." "THAT'SCRAZYENOUGH." "I MEAN, IT STARTED THERE." "THAT'SCRAZYENOUGH." "IDIDN'TTHINKITWASGONNA  that'scrazyenough." "Ididn'tthinkitwasgonna  get " "Ididn'tthinkitwasgonna  get -- onlyupfromthere." "Get -- onlyupfromthere." "Wewerealreadyata 7." "Onlyupfromthere." "Wewerealreadyata 7." "[ Chuckles ]" "Wewerealreadyata 7." "[ Chuckles ] You know what I mean?" "[ Chuckles ] You know what I mean?" "That's crazy." "You know what I mean?" "That's crazy." "[ Laughter ]" "That's crazy." "[ Laughter ] Ilovetheway blackpeople [ laughter ] Ilovetheway blackpeople speak." "Ilovetheway blackpeople speak." "Yeah." "Speak." "Yeah." "So,I guesseverything's yeah." "So,I guesseverything's wrapped up, huh?" "So,I guesseverything's wrapped up, huh?" "Looklikeit allkinda wrapped up, huh?" "Looklikeit allkinda sewn up like a little present." "Looklikeit allkinda sewn up like a little present." "Oh,no." "Notreally." "Sewn up like a little present." "Oh,no." "Notreally." "What about that dirty magazine oh,no." "Notreally." "What about that dirty magazine with your picture in it from the" "WHAT ABOUT THAT DIRTY MAGAZINE WITH YOUR PICTURE IN IT FROM THE '70s?" "WITH YOUR PICTURE IN IT FROM THE '70s?" "OH,HELLYEAH." "'70s?" "OH,HELLYEAH." "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THAT?" "Oh,hellyeah." "What's going on with all that?" "Honey..." "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THAT?" "HONEY..." "MY MOTHER DID PORNO IN THE '70s." "HONEY..." "MY MOTHER DID PORNO IN THE '70s." "I TOLD YOU THAT." "MY MOTHER DID PORNO IN THE '70s." "I TOLD YOU THAT." "IKNEWTHAT." "I told you that." "Iknewthat." "Justforayearanda half." "Iknewthat." "Justforayearanda half." "She paid her way through justforayearanda half." "She paid her way through college." "She paid her way through college." "[ Dog barking ]" "College." "[ Dog barking ] Oh!" "Lookat thisguy !" "[ Dog barking ] Oh!" "Lookat thisguy !" "Lookatthis!" "Oh!" "Lookat thisguy !" "Lookatthis!" "Lookatthislittleguy." "Lookatthis!" "Lookatthislittleguy." "Hellno!" "Lookatthislittleguy." "Hellno!" "Ithoughtyouwereaphantom." "Hellno!" "Ithoughtyouwereaphantom." "Ithoughtso ,too!" "Ithoughtyouwereaphantom." "Ithoughtso ,too!" "I can't -- that's just a big" "Ithoughtso ,too!" "I can't -- that's just a big dog that just want a whole lot" "I can't -- that's just a big dog that just want a whole lot of love." "Dog that just want a whole lot of love." "That's what that is." "Of love." "That's what that is." "Thatdog'slickingyour that's what that is." "Thatdog'slickingyour sister's blood." "Thatdog'slickingyour sister's blood." "Oh-ho-ho!" "Sister's blood." "Oh-ho-ho!" "That'screepy." "Oh-ho-ho!" "That'screepy." "Oh,no,no ,that'sabad- - that'screepy." "Oh,no,no ,that'sabad- - that's not a good -- no, no, no." "Oh,no,no ,that'sabad- - that's not a good -- no, no, no." "Getoutof here." "Bye-bye." "That's not a good -- no, no, no." "Getoutof here." "Bye-bye." "Hey,baby." "Getoutof here." "Bye-bye." "Hey,baby." "So..." "Hey,baby." "So..." "What?" "So..." "What?" "Whatdowe do now?" "What?" "Whatdowe do now?" "Nowwelive,Jack." "Whatdowe do now?" "Nowwelive,Jack." "Now we go on about that crazy nowwelive,Jack." "Now we go on about that crazy little thing called livin'." "Now we go on about that crazy little thing called livin'." "Let's not waste another moment." "Little thing called livin'." "Let's not waste another moment." "Notanothermomentwasted." "Let's not waste another moment." "Notanothermomentwasted." "Therewego ." "Notanothermomentwasted." "Therewego ." "Let'snotanothermoment." "Therewego ." "Let'snotanothermoment." "Our lives begin today." "Let'snotanothermoment." "Our lives begin today." "Father." "Our lives begin today." "Father." "Si." "Father." "Si." "What'syourname?" "Si." "What'syourname?" "Sebastian." "What'syourname?" "Sebastian." "Thenthat'swhatwe'llcall" "Sebastian." "Thenthat'swhatwe'llcall  our son." "Thenthat'swhatwe'llcall  our son." "Oh,mygoodness." "Our son." "Oh,mygoodness." "Sebastian." "Oh,mygoodness." "Sebastian." "[Sighs]" "Sebastian." "[Sighs] That is really lovely." "[Sighs] That is really lovely." "That's so sweet." "That is really lovely." "That's so sweet." "Sebastianf 'resnel." "Watson." "It'sbeautiful." "Wewouldn'thavethisbaby if it'sbeautiful." "Wewouldn'thavethisbaby if it weren't for both of you." "Wewouldn'thavethisbaby if it weren't for both of you." "No,that'strue." "It weren't for both of you." "No,that'strue." "That part's true." "No,that'strue." "That part's true." "We'll put "Sebastian f'resnel"" "that part's true." "We'll put "Sebastian f'resnel" at the top of our list because we'll put "Sebastian f'resnel" at the top of our list because we've got a long one." "At the top of our list because we've got a long one." "No,baby." "We've got a long one." "No,baby." "There's no other list." "No,baby." "There's no other list." "That's it!" "THERE'S NO OTHER LIST." "THAT'S IT!" "WELL,THEREIS ALIST." "THAT'S IT!" "WELL,THEREIS ALIST." "WE'VE GOT A BOOK THAT WE'VE " "WELL,THEREIS ALIST." "WE'VE GOT A BOOK THAT WE'VE -- WE'VE..." "We've got a book that we've -- we've..." "It'sokay." "WE'VE..." "IT'SOKAY." "[Voicebreaking]IT 'SJUST" "IT'SOKAY." "[Voicebreaking]IT 'SJUST  THAT IT'S THE NICEST THING..." "[Voicebreaking]IT 'SJUST  THAT IT'S THE NICEST THING..." "THAT ANY WHITE PERSON..." "That it's the nicest thing..." "That any white person..." "Has ever done for me." "That any white person..." "Has ever done for me." "'Cause walkin' the streets, has ever done for me." "'Cause walkin' the streets, sometimes, you don't even get as 'cause walking' the streets, sometimes, you don't even get as much as a "hello."" "Sometimes, you don't even get as much as a "hello." F'resnel..." "Much as a "hello." F'resnel..." "Andy 'alljust--  f'resnel..." "Andy 'alljust--  ...Hello." "Jack,lookme in theeye ." "Cool." "Well,you'rewelcome." "Uh..." "We'll talk about it." "Cool." "Well,you'rewelcome." "Uh..." "We'll talk about it." "Oh,God." "Uh..." "We'll talk about it." "Oh,God." "That is really something else." "Oh,God." "That is really something else." "Remember,attimeslike that is really something else." "Remember,attimeslike these, you should see the glass remember,attimeslike these, you should see the glass as half full." "These, you should see the glass as half full." "You have this beautiful baby." "As half full." "You have this beautiful baby." "Mm-hmm." "You have this beautiful baby." "Mm-hmm." "Donotthinkaboutthelittle mm-hmm." "Donotthinkaboutthelittle baby who you kill upstairs." "Donotthinkaboutthelittle baby who you kill upstairs." "If you excuse me, I got to go baby who you kill upstairs." "If you excuse me, I got to go bury my friend, huh?" "If you excuse me, I got to go bury my friend, huh?" "And then I got to go return the bury my friend, huh?" "And then I got to go return the rental car." "And then I got to go return the rental car." "Oh,yeah." "Rental car." "Oh,yeah." "Don't be late doing that, now." "Oh,yeah." "Don't be late doing that, now." "Goodluck." "Don't be late doing that, now." "Goodluck." "Peacebewithyou ." "Goodluck." "Peacebewithyou ." "Thankyou,father." "Peacebewithyou ." "Thankyou,father." "Hey." "Thankyou,father." "Hey." "[ Chuckles ]" "Hey." "[ Chuckles ] It's a brand-new day." "[ Chuckles ] It's a brand-new day." "The sun is shining in it's a brand-new day." "The sun is shining in new Orleans." "The sun is shining in new Orleans." "[ Chuckles ]" "New Orleans." "[ Chuckles ] And everything is just looking [ chuckles ] And everything is just looking on up from here!" "And everything is just looking on up from here!" "I got to tell you, man -- for a on up from here!" "I got to tell you, man -- for a minute there, I didn't think I" "I got to tell you, man -- for a minute there, I didn't think I was gonna make it through all minute there, I didn't think I was gonna make it through all that devilishness." "Was gonna make it through all that devilishness." "[ Chuckles ]" "That devilishness." "[ Chuckles ] Whoa!" "[ Chuckles ] Whoa!" "Well, looky here!" "Whoa!" "Well, looky here!" "[ Laughs ]" "Well, looky here!" "[ Laughs ] Dog puup!" "[ Laughs ] Dog puup!" "That dog puup!" "Dog puup!" "That dog puup!" "Dogpuup." "That dog puup!" "Dogpuup." "[Laughs]" "Dogpuup." "[Laughs] Hot damn!" "Are you kiddin' me?" "!" "[Laughs] Hot damn!" "Are you kiddin' me?" "!" "I mean, I almost stepped in it." "Hot damn!" "Are you kiddin' me?" "!" "I mean, I almost stepped in it." "Must be my lucky day." "I mean, I almost stepped in it." "Must be my lucky day." "Whaaah!" "Must be my lucky day." "Whaaah!" "[ Tires screech ]" "WHAAAH!" "[ TIRES SCREECH ] Both:" "FUCK!" "[ TIRES SCREECH ] Both:" "FUCK!" "OH,GO" "OH !" "Both:" "FUCK!" "OH,GO" "OH !" "DID I JUST HIT YOUR FRIEND?" "[ Choir singing in Latin ]" "[ "When the saints go marching in" plays ]" "[ Dramatic music plays ]"