"Finish work." "Hurry!" "Go to hut." "Yeah, that figures." "Those new prisoners see us digging graves, they might all run away." "No time for jokes." "Finish work." "Dig!" "How about putting us on the sick list?" "Have a heart, Captain." "Put us in the hospital." "You no sick." "You never sick." "Why you always play sick, Shears?" "Don't want one of these over my head." "Captain Kanematsu, how about a butt?" "I give you butt this morning." "Both of you." "That's what I mean." "I want to return the favor." "When a man gives me something from the goodness of his heart... like you gave me that this morning, I remember it from the heart." "That's why I want you to keep this lighter." "Think I stole it?" "It belonged to that English kid we just buried over there." "He willed that lighter to me for a favor I done him." "Before I pass on, I want to do the same for you." "You funny man, Shears." "You go on the sick list." "Him too." "One day, Colonel Saito will catch you bribing him." "Then what?" "Before that happens, we'll be far away from here, chum." "Let's knock off." "Here lies" " Weaver, I've forgotten who we buried." " Thomson." "Ah, yes." "Here lies Corporal Herbert Thomson... serial number 01 234567... valiant member of the King's own... or the Queen's own or something... who died of beriberi in the year of our Lord 1 943... for the greater glory of" " What did he die for?" " Come off it." "No need to mock the grave." "I don't mock the grave or the men." "May he rest in peace." "He found little enough of it while he was alive." "Battalion, halt." "End of the line." "Left turn!" "Stand at ease." "Stand easy." "We're going to be a busy pair of gravediggers." "Well done." "That colonel doesn't know what he's in for." " You going to tell him the truth?" " Of course not." "You're neither an officer nor a gentleman." "My name is Nicholson." "I am Colonel Saito." "In the name of His Imperial Majesty..." "I welcome you." "I am the commanding officer of this camp... which is Camp 1 6... along the great railroad... which will soon connect Bangkok with Rangoon." "You British prisoners have been chosen... to build a bridge across the River Kwai." "It will be pleasant work, requiring skill... and officers will work as well as men." "TheJapanese Army cannot have idle mouths to feed." "If you work hard, You will be treated well." "But if you do not work hard..." "You will be punished!" "A word to you about escape." "There is no barbed wire... no stockade... no watchtower." "They are not necessary." "We are an island in the jungle." "Escape is impossible." "You would die." "Today you rest." "Tomorrow you will begin." "Let me remind you of General Yamashita's motto:" "Be happy in your work." "Dismissed!" "Battalion, stand at ease!" "Fall out, Major Hughes." "Hughes, get the men to their quarters." "Tell Clipton to see to the sick." " I'll have a word with this fellow." " Very good." "I heard your remarks just now, sir." "My men will carry on in the way one expects of the British soldier." "Naturally, my officers and I will be responsible for their conduct." "You may have overlooked that the use of officers for manual labor... is expressly forbidden by the Geneva Convention." "Is that so?" "I have a copy of the Convention with me... and would be glad to let you glance through it if you wish." "That will not be necessary." "Attention." "Sit down, please." "Yes, sir." " I'll speak to Clipton." "See you later." " Very good, sir." "Clipton, don't let me interrupt." " How's the arm,Jennings?" " Nearly healed, sir." "Sir, this is Commander Shears of the United States Navy." " Good heavens." " How do you do, sir?" "We found him and an Australian in the hospital here." "They're all that's left of the prisoners who built the camp." "The U.S. Navy out here?" "For a deepwater sailor, I am sort of landlocked." " You lost your ship?" " The Houston." "I made it ashore, but I got separated from the other survivors." "And your group here?" "Mostly Aussies, some Lime-- some British..." "Indians, Burmese, Siamese." "What happened to them?" "They died... of malaria, dysentery, beriberi, gangrene." "Other causes of death:" "famine, overwork... bullet wounds, snake bites..." "Saito... and then there were some who just got tired of living." "Has Clipton looked at you?" "Just about to, sir." "Commander, You can finish that shave later." "All right." "You'll stay with the officers, and we'll find some decent clothing." "Don't bother about me, Colonel." "I'm not anxious to get off the sick list." "Besides, this is working kit." "It's the fashion out here." "The officers in your party did manual labor?" "You could call it that." "Actually, I raised that very point with Colonel" " What's his name?" "I think he understands the situation now." " Is that so?" " Yes." "He's seems a reasonable type." "I must be pushing on." "There's an officers' meeting at 7:00." "Get me a list of your requirements." "Yes, sir." " Anything we can do." " Thank you, sir." " What is it?" " Never mind." "Go on, say it." "I can think of a lot of things to call Saito, but "reasonable"?" "That's a new one." "Perhaps Colonel Nicholson defines the word differently." "Any other points?" " By your leave, sir." " Yes,Jennings?" "About the escape committee, sir." "I've talked with Commander Shears" "There won't be any escape committee." "I don't understand, sir." "LieutenantJennings has a plan." "Yes, I'm sureJennings has a plan, but escape?" "Where?" "Into this jungle?" "Saito was right." "No need for barbed wire here." "One chance in a hundred of survival." "I'm sure a man of Commander Shears' experience will back me up on that." "I'd say the odds against a successful escape are a hundred to one." " Right." " But may I add another word?" "Please." "The odds against survival in this camp are even worse." "You've seen the graveyard." "There are your real odds." "To give up hope of escape, to even stop thinking about it... is like accepting a death sentence." "Why haven't you tried to escape, Commander?" "I've been biding my time, waiting for the right moment, the right company." "I understand how you feel." "Of course, it's normally the duty of a captured soldier... to attempt escape... but my men and I are involved in a curious legal point... of which you are unaware." "In Singapore, we were ordered to surrender by Command Headquarters." ""Ordered."" "Therefore, in our case, escape might be an infraction of military law." " Interesting?" " Yes, sir." " Interesting point." " I didn't quite follow you." "You intend to uphold the letter of the law, no matter what it costs?" "Without law, Commander, there is no civilization." "That's just my point:" "Here there is no civilization." "Then we have the opportunity to introduce it." "I suggest we drop the subject of escape." "Is there anything else?" "I think we're all clear on the program." "I want everything to go off without a hitch starting tomorrow morning." "Remember this:" "Our men must always feel they are still commanded by us... and not by thejapanese." "If they have that idea to cling to, they'll be soldiers and not slaves." "Are you with me, Commander?" "I hope they can remain soldiers, Colonel." "As for me, I'm just a slave, a living slave." "Queer bird, even for an American." "He's been in isolation too long, poor chap." "Cut off from his unit." "It should be a lesson to all of us." "Attention!" "English prisoners!" "Notice I do not say, " English soldiers."" "From the moment you surrendered..." "You ceased to be soldiers." "You will finish the bridge... by the 1 2th day of May." "You will work under the direction of a Japanese engineer..." "Lieutenant Mioura." "Time is short." "All men will work!" "Your officers will work beside you." "This is only just... for it is they who betrayed you by surrender." "Your shame is their dishonor." "It is they who told you..." "" Better to live like a coolie than die like a hero."" "It is they who brought you here, not I!" "Therefore... they will join you in useful labor." "That is all." "Officer prisoners, collect your tools." "Bradley, back in your place." "I must call your attention, Colonel Saito... to Article 27 of the Geneva Convention." "" Belligerents may employ as workmen... prisoners of war who are physically fit other than officers--"" " Give me the book." " By all means." "You read English, I take it?" " Do you read Japanese?" " I'm sorry, no." "If it's a matter of precise translation, I'm sure that can be arranged." "The code specifically states that the" "Stand fast in the ranks!" "Stand fast in the ranks!" "You speak to me of code?" "What code?" "The coward's code!" "What do you know of the soldier's code, of Bushido?" "Nothing!" "You are unworthy of command!" "Since you refuse to abide by the laws of the civilized world... we must consider ourselves absolved from our duty to obey you." "My officers will not do manual labor." "We shall see." "All enlisted prisoners to work!" "Sergeant Major, take the men to work." "Yes, sir." "Battalion, take up tools." "What's he up to?" "Looks like he doesn't want any witnesses." "Now you will be reasonable." "You will order Your officers to work." "I will count three." "If by the third count..." "You and your officers are not on the way to work..." "I will give the order to fire." "He's going to do it." "Believe me, he's really going to do it." "One." "I warn you, Colonel." "Two." "Stop!" "I've seen and heard everything." "So has every man in the hospital." "There are too many witnesses." "You'll never get away with calling it a mass escape." " Most of those men can't walk." " Shut up!" "Is this your soldier's code, murdering unarmed men?" "You see, there are certain advantages to being on the sick list." "I'll say this for the old man:" "He's got guts." "Into the valley of death rode the 600." " How's that, sir?" " That kind of guts." "Also the kind they had in 1 91 4, when your officers went over the top... with nothing but a swagger stick." " I see what you mean." " You don't see what I mean at all!" "The kind of guts that can get us all killed." "Excuse me, sir." "I'd like to go along too." "Arm's almost healed, sir." "Really it is." "What about him?" "He didn't actually order us not to escape." "He only suggested" "Listen, when a man like your colonel suggests something, it's an order." "Here we go again." "Colonel Saito say, all officers to punishment hut." "Tell them to go." "Not you." "Come." "Leave him alone!" "They're putting him in the oven." "They're putting him in the oven." "For he's a jolly good fellow" "As so say all of us" "Hurray!" "Timber!" " One, two, three, pull!" " Hurry!" "Let go!" "You wish to see me?" "I've been trying to see you for three days." "It's about Colonel Nicholson." "He's been shut up in that hut" "I could have you shot." "Those prisoners who tried to escape were in your charge." "I knew nothing about the escape." "It does not matter." "One must even respect those who tried." "For a brief moment, between escape and death... they were soldiers again." "But it is insane to try and escape." "Two soldiers shot... the third drowned!" "To what end?" "It was an escape from reality." "Here is reality." "This shows the position work should have reached by noon today... and this shows the position of actual progress." "Because of your colonel's stubbornness... we are far behind the schedule!" "That is not all." "Enlisted prisoners sabotage the work." "Yes, I have seen it." "I could have them all shot." "Then who would build your bridge?" "Besides, are you sure it's sabotage?" "Perhaps the men don't work well without their own officers to direct them." "My officers will direct them." "Your officers will work beside them." "That's for Colonel Nicholson to decide." "As he pointed out, it's against the rules." "Do not speak to me of rules!" "This is war!" "This is not a game of cricket." "Your colonel is mad." "Quite mad." "Sit down, please." "I have decided to allow you one visit to your colonel." "Thank you." "Tell him that if his officers will not work..." "I'll be forced to close the hospital... and your patients will work in their place." "Many will die, and he will be responsible." "Go and speak to him." "You have five minutes." "The doc's going to see the old man." "Sir?" "It's Clipton, sir." "I brought you a few things." " How are the men?" " Fine, sir." "We scraped together a little meat and a coconut." "And the officers?" "They're not so good." "They're still in detention." "And LieutenantJennings is dead." " What?" " Killed attempting to escape." "Two others were with him:" "Corporal Weaver and the American." "Poor, brave lad." "I warned him, didn't I?" "Look, sir, we haven't much time." "I'd like to clean you up while I talk." "I've got something to tell you." "I've had a word with Saito." "That man's the worst commanding officer I've ever come across." "Actually, I think he's mad." "Carry on." " Blackmail." " I know, sir, but he means it." "It's a question of face, pure and simple." " He can't give in." " It's still blackmail." "Sir, you can't stand much more of this." "And wouldn't the officers be better off working than suffocating in that hole?" "The men are going as slow on it as they dare... but Saito's cut their food rations." "If he makes the sick men work, they're going to die." " That's all there is to it." " Yes, I truly understand... but it's a matter of principle." "If we give in now, there will be no end to it." "Sir, we're lost in the jungle a thousand miles from anywhere." "We're under the heel of a man who will stop at nothing to get his way." "" Principle"?" "No one will ever know or care what happens to us." " Give in, sir, please." " I'm adamant." "I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie." " Time." " All right." "Please thank those concerned." "Everybody in the hospital contributed one piece." "Reynolds stole the coconut." "We'll be able to get you a little something from time to time." "We've bribed one of your guards." "Good-bye, sir, and good luck." "Many thanks." "Did you say that American chap was killed?" "Yes, sir." "Shot and drowned." "It's insane to plan escapes." "Three men killed, and to what end?" "Here is where we must win through." "The doc just looked at us and shook his head." "What does that mean?" "It means only one thing:" "The colonel won't give in." "It's like this:" "Colonel Nicholson won't give in to force." "It's a question of principle." "As medical officer, I must protest at the way he's being treated." "It's a wonder he's still alive." "Should a tragedy occur, it would be tantamount to murder." "He is responsible, not I." "You sick?" "Are they both mad?" "Or am I going mad?" "Or is it the sun?" "Attention!" "Battalion, attention!" "English prisoners... let us ask the question..." ""Why does the bridge not progress?"" "You know why." "Because your officers are lazy!" "They think themselves too good to share your burdens." "This is not just." "Therefore, You are not happy in your work." "Therefore, the bridge does not progress." "But there is another cause." "I do not hide the truth." "With deep shame and regret..." "I admit to you the failure of a member of thejapanese staff." "I refer to Lieutenant Mioura." "He is a bad engineer." "He is unworthy of command." "Therefore, I have removed him from his post." "Tomorrow we begin again." "I shall be in personal command." "Today we rest." "All work and no play makeJack a dull boy." "As a token of regard for your efforts in the future..." "I give presents to you all." "Let us be happy in our work." "Company, dismiss." "Battalion, dismissed." "Take a look at this!" "Red Cross?" "He's given us our own Red Cross parcels." "Tomorrow we begin again." "Harry, look." "They're letting the old man out." "Most likely going to give him another pasting." "Good evening, Colonel." "Do you mind sitting over here?" "I am having rather a late supper." "English corned beef." "No, thank you." "Produce of Scotland." "I prefer it to saki." "I spent three years in London." "I spent three years in London." "I studied at the London Polytechnic." " Cheers." " Sorry." " Later, perhaps." " Perhaps." "I was not a good artist." "My father disapproved." "He felt I belonged in the army... so I changed from art to engineering." "I must tell you, Colonel Saito..." "I intend to make a full report of your activities in this camp." "I do not think You quite realize my position." " I must carry out my orders." " Quite." "My orders are to complete the bridge by the 1 2th day of May." " Time is short." "I only have 1 2 weeks." " No doubt." "Therefore, I am compelled to use all available personnel." "But no officers, except in an administrative capacity." "But officers are working along the entire railway." "You know it!" "I know it!" "I'm not responsible for the actions of other commanding officers." "Personally, I'm appalled." "Let's not get excited." " Will you have a cigar?" " No, thank you." "When I said all officers must work... naturally, I never meant you, the commanding officer." "My orders were only intended for officers below" "None of my officers will do manual labor." "Please." "I was about to say, I have been thinking the matter over... and decided to put majors and above on administrative duties... leaving only the junior officers to lend a hand." "I'm afraid not." "The Convention's clear on that point." "Do you know what will happen to me if the bridge is not ready in time?" "I haven't the foggiest." "I'll have to kill myself." "What would you do if you are me?" "I suppose if I were you..." "I'd have to kill myself." "Cheers." "I warn you, Colonel." "If I am to die, others will die before me." "Do you understand that?" "Major Clipton did mention something to that effect." "That won't solve your problem." "I'm sure we can arrive at a proper solution." "Please sit down." "Now, tell me, Colonel... do you agree that the first job of an officer is command?" " Of course." " Good." "Take this bridge of yours." "It's quite an enormous undertaking." "I have grave doubts whether your lieutenant" " What's his name?" " Mioura." "Is he capable of tackling a job of such importance?" "On the other hand, my officers Reeves and Hughes... have built bridges all over India." "The men respect them." "It's essential for an officer to have that respect." "If he loses it, he ceases to command." "Then there's demoralization and chaos." "I would be a poor commander if I allowed that to happen to my men." "Perhaps you are not aware... that the bridge is now under my personal command." "Really?" "Are you satisfied with the work?" " I am not!" " You prove my point." "I hate the British!" "You are defeated, but you have no shame." "You are stubborn, but have no pride." "You endure, but you have no courage." " It's pointless going on like this." " Stay there!" "Stand down!" "Battalion, attention!" "Battalion, stand at ease!" "Please." " Do you know the date today?" " I'm afraid I've lost count." "It's the anniversary of our great victory over Russia in 1 905." "Throughout East Asia, we are celebrating this date." "In honor of this occasion..." "I have given your troops a day of rest." " Many thanks." " I am declaring a general amnesty." "You and your officers may return to your quarters." "As part of this amnesty... it will not be necessary for officers to do manual labor." "He's done it." "Somebody deserves a medal, sir." "How many men in your party, Corporal?" " I don't really know, sir." " You don't know?" "Twelve usually, but one of the men took sick suddenly this morning... and it took three or four others to help him to the hospital, sir." "He took terrible sick, sir." "A corporal should always know exactly how many men he has under him." "Yes, sir." "Have you a nervous affliction?" "If not, stop making those faces." "It may be funny, and I'm sure it's done with the best motives... but it's not military behavior." "No, sir." "We must put a stop to these demonstrations." "Yes, sir." " Reeves." " Yes, sir?" "Have you ever constructed a bridge across a stream like the Kwai?" "Yes, sir." "Half a dozen of them in Madras, Bengal." "If this were your bridge, how would you get it underway?" "Get it underway, sir?" "First of all, I wouldn't build it here." " Why not?" " As I was trying to tell you, sir... thejapanese couldn't have picked a worse location." "There's no bottom." "You see those piles?" "They're sinking." "Our chaps could drive those logs till doomsday and they wouldn't hold." "Where would you build it?" "Further downstream, sir, across those narrows." "Then we'd have solid bedrock on both banks." "Hughes, if this were your bridge, how would you use the men?" "Not the way they're doing it." "It's utter chaos, as you can see." "It's a lot of uncoordinated activity;" "no teamwork." "Some parties are actually working against each other." "Yes." "I tell you, gentlemen, we have a problem on our hands." "Thanks to thejapanese, we now command a rabble." "There's no order, no discipline." " Our task is to rebuild the battalion." " Yes, sir." "It won't be easy, but we have the means at hand." " The bridge." " "The bridge," sir?" "We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency... that will put them to shame." "We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing." "Yes, I see your point, sir." "It's going to be difficult in this godforsaken place... where you can't find what you need." " But there's the challenge." " I beg your pardon, sir." "You mean you really want them to build a bridge?" "You're not so usually slow on the uptake, Evans." "I know our men." "You've got to keep them occupied." "If there weren't any work for them to do, we'd invent some." " That we would, sir." " So we're lucky." "But it will be a proper bridge." "Here again, I know the men." "It's essential that they should take pride in their job." " Right, gentlemen?" " Yes, sir." "Reeves, you're the key man in this situation as engineer." "Tell me what you want, and Hughes and I will organize it." " Can we make a go of it?" " We'll do our best, sir." "Fine." "We must draw up our plans... then arrange a conference with Saito... and set him straight." "I think that takes care of all the procedural matters." "Now" " Oh, yes." "The next point is somewhat unpleasant for all concerned." "We feel the position of the bridge was fixed rather hastily... and incorrectly." "Unfortunately, yes." "Major Reeves, our engineer, has made a careful study of the site... and has come to the conclusion that the river bottom there is too soft." "Mud." "All the work up to now has been quite useless." " Reeves, carry on." " Yes, sir." " Reeves, carry on." " Yes, sir." "Colonel Saito, I've made tests." "Those piles of yours could be hammered below water level before they'd hold." "That bridge would collapse under the first train to cross it." "Look, it's all here." "These are the pressure and soil resistance figures." "Just a moment, Reeves, before you get too involved." "Colonel, can we have a cup of tea?" "Then we all agree that if we're to avoid disaster... we build a new bridge at the site selected by Major Reeves... 400 yards downstream." "Let's proceed to the next point." "Let's proceed to the next point." "I've decided to alter the daily work quota of our men." " Alter?" " Yes, I've increased it... from a yard and a half of earth moved to two yards." "It's in the general interest, and I was sure you would approve." "Major Hughes has all facts and figures." "Hughes, will you take over?" "Major Hughes has all facts and figures." "Hughes, will you take over?" "Yes, sir." "I've done a time study of the entire project." "As you can see, the available forces have been badly distributed." "I would strongly urge we revise the organization of the working parties." "Just a moment." "Colonel, it would save considerable time if we could carry on during dinner." "Would it be possible to have a meal served here?" "Of course." "Carry on, Hughes." "If we increase the number of squads and specialize the functions of each..." "I'm certain the total daily output can be increased by 30 percent." "Now, Colonel Saito, I have one more point." "There's another important decision that can't be postponed." "As most of the British soldiers will be working on the bridge... only a small number will be available for railway work." "So I must ask you, Colonel Saito, to lend us some of your own men... to reinforce the railway gang... so the final stretch of track can be completed as quickly as possible." "I have already given the order." "We must fix the daily work quota for your men." "I thought of setting it at a yard and a half, not to overtire them... but wouldn't it be best if we made it the same as the British soldiers?" "That would also create a healthy competitive spirit." "I have already given the order." " We'll try to surpass that, won't we?" " Yes, sir." "That completes the agenda for this evening." "Thank you, Colonel Saito, for your kind attention." "Are there any other questions?" "One question." "Can you finish the bridge in time?" "Frankly, the consensus of opinion is that it's impossible... but we'll certainly give it a go." "We mustn't forget that we've wasted over a month... through an unfortunate disagreement, for which I was not to blame." "Is there anything else?" "Thank you." "The meeting is closed." "Good night." "I hope theseJapanese appreciate what we're doing for them." "For the moment, I'm not concerned with their appreciation." "Good night." "By the way, sir, I meant to tell you... there are trees in this forest very similar to elm." "The elm piles of London Bridge lasted 600 years." " Six hundred years?" " Yes, sir." "That would be something." "Good morning." "I'm looking for an American named Commander Shears." " Yes." "Down on the beach." " Thank you very much." "Kiss!" "Too many eyes." "Too many eyes." "You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas... when all I need is love." "It's true." "All you really need is love." "What makes you so sure You'll get a medical discharge?" "Because I'm a civilian at heart, lover, and I always follow my heart." "Kiss." "How's that, Commander?" "Don't call me Commander." "It's unromantic." "Look, you're an officer yourself." "How would you like it if I called you Lieutenant Lover?" "Let's be democratic." "Just call me sir." "Yes, sir." "Brass ahoy." "He wants to see you, and he's all yours." " I'm going for a swim." " Don't leave me." " Commander Shears?" " Yes." "My name's Warden." " How do you do?" " I'm sorry to intrude." "That's okay, Major." "I'm used to it by now." "Like a martini?" " That's very kind, but I think not." " Mind if I have one?" " How did you manage to get that?" " This is a hospital, Major." "Where there's a hospital, there's alcohol." "Of course.Jolly good." "I'll be as brief as possible." "I belong to a rather rum group called Force 31 6." "Our headquarters is up in the botanical gardens." "Protecting rare plants from the enemy?" "Not quite." " Are you sure you won't have a martini?" " No, thanks." "Among other things, we have a particular interest in that railway you worked on." "You could give us no end of very valuable information." "You know, Major, I'm leaving for the States in a few days... and I've already told your intelligence people everything I know." "Yes, but you could help us in a rather special sense." "I know it's a terrible imposition, but could you come out and see us?" "If you want to go over it again, I'll come." "That's very kind of you." "Lord Louis will be most grateful." " Lord who?" " Mountbatten." " We're one of his special pigeons." " I see." "Shall we say this evening then, about 8:00?" "I'll send a car for you." "This evening?" "Out of the question." "Tomorrow morning then, about 1 0:00?" "Thanks very much." "Cheerio." "Good luck." "Thanks." "I know." "You're terribly sorry, but you're standing me up tonight" "You couldn't be more wrong." " May I see your pass, sir?" " Yes." "Carry on, driver." "Major Warden's bungalow is at the end of the pathway, sir." "All right." "Thanks." "Good show,Jenkins!" "Come along, Thomson!" "Use your knife, man!" "On your feet, chaps." "To the debriefing room quickly." "Move!" "On your feet, chaps." "To the debriefing room quickly." "Move!" "Very clumsy,Joyce." "Always use your knife immediately,Joyce." "You see?" "He's gained the initiative." "Wait a minute." " I'm terribly sorry, sir." " You're sorry?" "So am I, sir." "I thought you were the enemy, sir." "I'm an American, if that's what you mean." " That will be all." " Yes, sir." "Sorry, sir." "What can I do for you, sir?" " I was on my way to see Major Warden." " Yes, I'll show you the way, sir." "He should be finishing his lecture at any moment now." " That's the end of his lecture, sir." " Thunderous ovation." "The major believes in keeping training as close to real life as possible, sir." "The major believes in keeping training as close to real life as possible, sir." " Major Warden, sir?" " Yes?" "Very good of you to come along." "Have they been taking care of you?" " They certainly have." " Thank you." "Come along then." "Colonel Green is looking forward to meeting you." "Fascinating place, isn't it?" "Utterly charming." "I didn't realize it was a commando school." "We're discouraging the use of that word." "It has such a melodramatic air." " What do you do here?" " Sabotage, demolition." "We're using plastic explosives now." "It's wonderful stuff." "We're using plastic explosives now." "It's wonderful stuff." "That last little pop was made with a lump half the size of this." "It's twice as powerful as gelignite and only half the weight." "Here." "It's quite harmless until it's detonated." "Thanks for telling me." "It's completely waterproof and actually plastic." "See?" "You can do what you like with it." "This is my place." "Go ahead."