" Where you been?" " hospital, helping carmela." "the devotion that kid shows." "I just think of My marie, the kids," "In that situation, God forbid." "My ma-  who the fuck would take care of her Something happens?" "Except sil and you guys." "Colombians knock off At noon." "then it's empty." "Managers unit's down a flight." "¡cuidado!" "¡que alguien viene!" " who's in there?" " open it." "¡no dispares, soy yo!" "What the fuck?" "Get back!" " shoot the prick." " get the fuck out Of the way." "Cocksucking miserable Spic shit!" "It's supposed to be Empty here daytimes." " jesus, my fucking balls!" "The money!" "Fuck, my fucking balls." " oogatz here." " the freeze." "Nothing." "Come on, let's blow." "Lot of fucking noise We made." "Fuck that." " close the goddamn door." "This fucking shit For a lousy two g's?" "Oh, anthony." " hi, uncle bobby." " hiya, sweetheart." "Cugin'." "I'm gonna go ahead." "What's up?" "You were at south mountain Arena yesterday" "Trying to buy a gun From that asshole In the snack shop." " who told you that?" " we know how you feel, But you can't do this." "I can't believe you Know this." "Who told You this?" "Look, if my pops was Laying in there shot up" " i'd be thinking The same thing." " but you can't go there." "Yeah, why the fuck not?" "listen to me, I'm your uncle." "Junior's in federal lock-up." "No one's getting to him there." "Well, it's difficult, But not impossible." "Trust me." "Your dad does not want You to get involved." "You gotta channel That rage elsewheres." "Golden gloves." " what?" " dumbbells or something." "Fuck your girlfriend more." "You little hothead here." "Did you park in emergency Or in the garage?" "What's going on In there?" "They're on rounds Or something, dr." "Plepler And the indian girl." "Hi, did you bring me My sweater?" "Your sweater?" "Man, jesus, fuck!" "All right, take it easy." "What is your problem?" "My problem is i'm Old enough to sit With dad all night," "Be a messenger boy, Bring shit from The house," " but i'm too young to deal With the larger issues?" " what are you talking about?" "Like you didn't Put them up to it." "Put who up to what?" "God, he was in such A good mood this morning." "I told the nurse that i thought he Moved his eyebrows at around 5:30." "Did she pass that along?" "'Cause if not, i'm gonna Be furious." "Mrs. Soprano, you're really Gonna have to recalibrate" "Your expectations At this point." "We can't even maintain His blood pressure At a level that we'd like." "Until his fever dissipates And his white cell Count comes down," "We're a long way From home." "But he's really Fighting." "Mom, he's really strong." "That is true." "Hi, dad." "monastery?" "I received these This morning." "Do i really look That much like this guy?" "To a certain extent, All caucasians look alike." "Look, I'm not finnerty." "I didn't sell you This heating equipment." "But i am kind of Worried about what I might have done." "Because you see, Yesterday" "Yes, tell us, There's no fraud Without a fairy tale." "Yesterday, i was diagnosed With alzheimer's." " oh, my." "And i'm in this Strange city and" "Please come inside." "I came here because I thought" "You could help Me reach finnerty." "I have his wallet." "I have his briefcase, But i'm not him." "Excuse the brothers For laughing." "One day we will All die," "And then we'll be The same as that tree." "No me, no you." "Be that as it may, We need heat." "We need to find someone who will Take responsibility." "Well, i can't do that." "Then the lawsuit Proceeds." "Hey, go home And i'll stay." "I just had chinese food." " carmela?" " dr." "Melfi, hi." "How are you?" "How are you is More the point." "I'm running around crazy." "My son was supposed To get coffee," "Or tell the maid to." "It's the one thing I have to have." "I got your note." "It was so thoughtful." "I've been calling The hospital" " and they say that Anthony's stabilized." " that's what they say." "If you or anyone Needs anything," "To talk or to run Interference with The doctors," " don't hesitate to call." " i appreciate that." "Thank you." "I have plenty of people Around i can talk to." "Of course." "Good luck." " morning, gab." "Is he ready?" " he's eating." "We're picking up Mrs. S. At 10:00." "I saw her tuesday." "How's she holding up, Poor thing?" "Not so hotso, really." " coffee?" " yeah, thanks." "You hear about the thing In the old neighborhood?" "I'm not busy enough For all this?" "Couple of guys left three On the floor in some Colombian laundry." "Two guys we know, Huh?" "Total bloodbath." "Somebody said A million plus." "What a score." "Fuckin' a." "sil, benny says you have to go." " yeah, all right." "Listen, don't forget..." "Oh, honey, Your asthma kicking up?" "Springtime." "Pollen's out of control." " i am so proud of you." " acting boss." "I hoped the day Would never come." "You've always Sold yourself short." "You know, that's Not what i mean." "You know me." "All i ever wanted Was to carve out A little piece," "Enjoy some grandkids." "But how many guys Could step into Tony's shoes" " and do the job You're doing?" " you think?" "You have such strength In crisis." "Benny told me He feels honored To drive you." "You're firm about What you want without Being obnoxious about it." "Sil, have you asked Yourself what happens" "If, god forbid, Tony soprano doesn't Recover?" "Listen, gab, I never talk to you About my work." "And?" "I'm gonna tell you something I never told anybody." "Back when jackie Was at the end," "He floated the idea Of me stepping up To the big seat." "Not tony, me." " really?" " yeah, but i thought..." "It's not for me." " still, you wouldn't Sneeze at it." "I never saw myself As that kind of guy." "I'm more behind The scenes" "Advice," "Strategy." "But here you are, sil." "The times make The man, honey," "Not the other way Around." " asians flip for horror films." "Plus, there's ancillary" "No change with tony." "Carmela's in Goddamn pieces." "Memo-- get some coffee Up to carmela's house." "Sil, bobby was making Collections up in roseville Again last night." "My time is limited." "Get him over and let's Resolve this." " how's the skip doing?" " same." "You forget something, Like my cut?" "You believe this guy?" "You should've lost some Weight in that nose," "Keep it out Of everybody's business." "I'm working on it." "It's these fucking Flowers right here." "Get this shit out Of here." "That was junior's Neighborhood, so now It's mine." "Keep your voice down here." "ava'napola--." " it was eugene's going on three Years." "And eugene was with me." " you should have never had it to begin With, except for the beef with The tasty freeze route." "Junior ruled on it, And it wasn't right then." "This fucking guy." "Easy." " how much We talking about?" " three g's a week." "Maybe that's what that miserab' Admitted to you." "I heard five." " you heard wrong." "What do we Do here, sil?" " here's the thing." " What, skip?" "For the time being, It's bobby's." "But he's still gonna Kick up to you 20%." " how long's For the time being?" " yeah, sil." "What, do you Speak norwegian?" "For now." "We'll see How much is there." "Hi, everyone." "My god, you poor thing." "Hey, we just need Some irish spring." "Good morning." "Another one?" " know what i Found out yesterday?" " what's that?" "I was diagnosed Actually..." "With alzheimer's." "Man, i'm sorry To hear that." "My uncle has Memory loss." "Maybe it's hereditary." "Someone's probably Studying that." "Is it possible" "That i am kevin finnerty?" "All right, i'll stop." " sil." " what?" "You heard about this Oran street takedown?" "the colombians?" "That you?" "My guy had the tip." "Should be a nice Chunk for everybody." "everybody?" "Carmela, She gets t's cut under The circumstances, correct?" "it's your call." "I know it's My fucking call." "Yes, that is The correct thing." "Oh, ladies' room's Next door." "I can reach it From here." "Grim fucking scene, That i.c.u." "she's one brave lady." "I was just saying, I'm gonna get t's piece Of my half to sil for her." " of the thing." " back up there, bruto." "Your half?" "I did All the heavy lifting." "You would never have Heard about it without My information." "Big help." "It was fucking mayhem." "You said the place Was empty." "Doc says i need An ultrasound on My groin and balls." "Sil, you wanna Weigh in here?" "It breaks Half and half." "You both kick tony's To me to deal with." "I'll have it for you Sil, the whole 80k." "Ho, ho, ho, 80k?" "How's that 20% Of a million?" "Have a cookie, You're delirious." "It was 750, tops." "Fuck it all, paulie." "Tommy cased that shithole." "what's with the fucking Accounting out there?" "that's a 100 grand apiece." "You got it?" "we're looking After carmela." " no question." " of course." "Sooner than later, Paulie." "I gotta piss first." "You want half Of that, too?" "j.t.:" "In a prior incarnation, I would get my load on," "Blow 20 residuals At the track." "As writers," "We are all hung up." "But we are also Hung up" "On our own hang-up." "We mythologize Our inner narrative." "Take for example, "beowulf."" "Who is grendel," "But the habit, The disease." "Ah, fresh casualties In the battle Of the blank page." "Welcome to the writer's guild." "Have a seat." "Take me..." "My past as an addict." "Get the fuck up!" "Come on!" "Give me that Fucking fisheye." "I'm offering you A way to wipe your Fucking obligation." "Wasn't me who told you To start gambling again." "I can't write a feature now." "I just landed a staff job." "People are seeing Huge profits with these Digital horror movies." "Douchebags who never Made a film before." "That "saw" thing, 400 grand to make," "Took in 100 mil Worldwide." "I'm 100% well." "I deliver this script, I owe you nothing?" "You hear this dude?" "100% well." "He's a bad boy, huh, With that lingo?" "Real fucking Dark character." "My idea is "saw" meets "godfather 2."" "Proven track record-- Both genres." "Young wiseguy, assassin, Gets betrayed by his people." "They whack him." "Leave his body parts In dumpsters all" "Around the city." "Long story short," "He is put back together by science, Or maybe it's supernatural." "And he gets fucking Payback on everyone Who fucked him over," "Including the cunt He was engaged to." "She was getting porked By his boss the night The hero was killed." "We'll have a meeting Tomorrow." "We hear what you've fleshed Out before we go to script." "Bing, 2:30." "Don't make me Come look for you." "An entire room" "Full of writers," "And you did nothing!" "Sir, it's family only In the unit." "I'll be out of your hair In a minute, sister." "I keep telling you people, I'm gonna have to call The hospital administrator." "I wanted to let you know There's a major package Coming your way" "From paulie and vito, Very significant." "You all have done So much already." "We just found out Insurance won't pay For physical therapy." "Bastards." "So thank you." "You wanna come in, Say hello?" "Uh, sure." " hello, father." " silvio." "I have napoleons, But i also got fruit For a certain party." "Either's good." "The program says Sugar after meals - tells the body you're full." " when you married my cousin," "Everybody used to say you Looked like john travolta." "He's almost back To his white suit." "The bacala question." "Bobby don't have Any claim." "I don't know why sil ruled so Half-assed on you." "It's not my style." " he's worried more about taking Care of carmela than the actual Fucking earners." " please." "With johnny awaiting trial" "And the feds Freezing his assets," "Who do you think's Keeping ginny in Butter brickle?" "Lucky for me, Those last years I was in the can," "My kid brother billy Took care of patty And the grandkids." "Only to have that Motherfucking animal Blundetto" "Don't do it To yourself, philly." "It's hard to forget." "I don't forget." "I forget what We were talking about." "Me too." "What the fuck was it?" "Carmela." "The thing is" "You want coffee, coz?" "If you're already Making it." "Hot water And lemon, hon." "H onestly..." "How can i short carmela?" "Maybe i'm not Following you." "I'm as supportive As the next guy, But there's a point." "And what if tony Takes a turn For the worse?" "I'm gonna hand her $100,000," "And he dies The next day?" "Be money Down the drain." "It's tempting, But you can't think That way." "you all set now?" "Yeah, i'm living It up here." "You still stewing About that money?" "Spend some, You'll get over it." "I'll never get over it." "Certain people-- Let me tell you." "Oh, come on, Not sil again." "Carmela." "He's a fucking vegetable." "But i still gotta pay Tribute to the princess Of little italy." " the boss' wife." "What are you gonna do?" " fuck her." "I'm on my way in now." "Yeah, good, and you might Want to take care of that Thing we talked about." " which thing?" " that big piece of pie you were bringing to the hospital." " she's expecting you, So make it happen." " what are you worried about?" "I think i know who I'm fucking dealing With here." " i resent that." " you have a problem Taking orders from me?" "Keep your shirt on." "It's done." "Don't get in bed With him again." "You dislodged his drains." "That was my daughter." "And i can't help but think That physical affection Means something." "They refrigerate This place, huh?" "There you go." "what are you still Doing out there?" "I got involved In a lawsuit." " a lawsuit?" " could create Problems later." "what kind of lawsuit?" " also..." " what?" "I had an accident." "I fell down some stairs." "oh my god!" "The doctor said... what d he say?" ""mild concussion," He said." "Told me i'd be okay." "that's it." "I'm coming out there." "my mother's over here anyway." "She can stay with the kids." "No, don't do that." "are you telling Me everything?" "J.t., i want To introduce you" "To carmine lupertazzi My co-executive Producer on the project." "Nice to finally meet." "I heard tidbits of what Chris has got in mind-- The genre and so forth." "But, j.t., I gotta warn you," "I'm very hands-on." "I learned that The hard way." "I wanna welcome all Of you to the first Meeting" "Of possible investors On this project." "Some of you know I've had nine pictures Under my subspecies," "Four in the "south beach Strumpet" series alone," "Each with 30,000-plus Dvds in print." "That being said, I usually find it Helpful at this stage" "To include my Prospective partners And get your inputs" "Or notes as we call them." "J.t., you're on." "We've been working on a new Kind of slasher film." "It takes place In the world of..." "You know..." "Um, the mafia." "It's about A wiseguy with a big mouth" "And bigger dreams." "Anyway, they call him "the butcher."" " no, they don't." " why the fuck not?" "Need i remind you Of a certain butcher Out of a.c.?" "Right." "Not "butcher." Go on, j.t." "So, right." "He's kind of Outshining his boss." "So the guy has him clipped, But he's still alive" "When they cut him up." "He's gonna feel That the next day." "Right." "So at the dump," "His body Reassembles itself," "All except for A hand that got crushed." "So he ties a cleaver" "Onto the stump and he goes out To get revenge On everyone," "Especially the boss, which Is a pretty solid role." "Right now it's called "pork store killer."" "But i'm thinking..." "Just..." ""cleaver."" "I'm confused." "You said he's dead." "How's he evening Up with anybody?" "He's a ghost?" "As i understood, A zombie of sorts." "Great title, By the way." "but if they jointed him," "He's not gonna end up All in the same dump." " and how's that A slasher film?" " what are you talking about?" "A slasher." "A couple of kids Naked in a lake." "Certified maniac On the loose, Not a ghost." "Actually, the maniac Is almost always A supernatural force." "Freddy, jason, michael myers From "halloween."" "Get the fuck out." "Easy, sil, easy." "He's making a point." "Michael myers is An escaped mental patient." "Jason and freddy, Different kind of movie." "Well, that's the kind We're doing here." ""saw," "the ring"-- They made millions." "And that's not even Including "the godfather" Angle, which we got here." "what if..." "They disposed him At stops" "That happened To be along the same route?" "Then he would all end up In the same dump." "But he's a ghost?" "I don't know." ""ghostbusters"-- Another fucking Money machine." "Cavalry's here." "I brought some cannelloni." "Again." "It's got bechamel on it, So five, six hours out of the Fridge, tops." "Look at her." "That word "plucky," Is that what it means?" "Only, when do i get To spend some face time With the skip?" "Hospital gets ticked off." "We'll try to sneak you." "man on tv:" "...in this mob family Domestic shooting," "Which some observers Note carries the echoes of the death of soul great Marvin gaye." "as 20-year-old anthony Soprano jr." "Himself" "Told our amy kean," ""growing up soprano, it's just plain weird."" "Carmela?" " i swear to god, I'm gonna fucking kill you!" " what the fuck?" "You made a fool of Yourself and our family" "On national Fucking television?" "I didn't even say That shit." "They totally Misquoted me." " holy shit." "Well, of course they did." "That's what they do." "Which is why i And everybody else" "Told you, "don't talk To the press!"" "You're the one Who looked like A total asshole." "Dragging me around like I was five years old." "You are a cross to bear." "That's all you are." "To your father, to me, To everybody." "Fuck this." "Fuck it all!" "Jesus, mel, the hell's Wrong with you?" "What's wrong with me?" "What's wrong with me?" "Mom." "It had to happen." "She's fried." "You have any extra compensation For what you've been going through?" "Nah, part of the job." "Like they say," "With great power comes Great responsibility." "You know, vito called me "skip" the other day." "Really?" "Slip of the tongue no doubt," "But i noticed He didn't correct himself." "See?" "If it did become Permanent, your compensation Might be..." " don't go there." "Hi, gab." "I need sil for a second." "Can you keep it short?" "He's pretty beat." "This better be Important, bobby." "Got a new baby and two kids In private school." "This arrangement With vito is killing me." "It's 9:30 at night." "Bobby, i don't remember What the fuck it was." "Roseville, This temporary shit." "I need an answer already." "I'm going out of my Fucking mind here." "I'm liable to do Something drastic." "Calm the fuck down." "Let me think." "Mornings are better." "I'll come up With a solution." "I don't want you To worry about it." "I must have sounded odd At the supermarket The other day." "See, you're Tony's therapist." "Whether It's appropriate..." "How can i help you?" "It's about my son." "Both kids, really." "The situation" "With the shooting." "I'm very worried About them." "Sure." "It's a very Serious problem," "You know, guns In the home." "It's a societal concern." "Obviously, we learned Our lesson too late." "I immediately removed All the firearms From the house" "After the goings-on At tony's uncle's." "Anyway, last night," "I was shrieking At my son," "And i said something Very cruel." "And especially since He's been trying So hard..." "How are you doing?" "You know, I'm frazzled certainly," "But i am more Worried about them." "They're not kids anymore." "When they were young," "There were certain things We could tell them About tony's life." "You know, lies." "We'll just call Them what they were." " but now..." " so the issue Isn't just" "Guns in the home." "Honestly, i think About my son in front Of those cameras," "Having to vouch For all this." "my daughter And her friends." "They have to face" "All these years Of facading." "They do or you do?" "The minute i met tony, I knew who that guy was." "On my second date, He brought me and my Mother each a dozen roses" "And my father A $200 power drill." "Not the typical story Of young love." "And i don't know If i loved him In spite of it..." "Or because of it." "Parents Weren't like that." "And i knew," "Whether consciously or not, I knew that behind That power drill," "There was probably Some guy with A broken arm," "You know, or worse." "And you coped With that, how?" "I'd go to my priest, And i would cry," "And say how bad i felt About how my husband Made his money," "But that was bullshit." "Because there are Far bigger crooks Than my husband." "But the kids..." "They don't decide Who they're born to." "So now what?" "Yeah, that's just it." "Now what?" "It's all out In the open now, The whole thing." "And them, they're not in grade school anymore." "They become..." "The longer they stay With us..." "Complicit." "Oh, god." "Putting aside the moral And legal issues," "Clarity can't be A bad thing." "Tony's second night In the coma, i told Him i loved him." "When was the last time I said that?" "Are you afraid you aren't Going to feel that way" "When he wakes up?" "Anthony tells me things are Better between you." "I can't breathe." " it's all right." " come here, honey." "Can't breathe." " it's all right." "Can't breathe." "It's okay, honey." "You're gonna be okay." " what's going on?" " would you move Your car, please, sir?" "Sil, i didn't hear From you." "Sil's on the canvas now." "Fucking 100% disaster." "Point is, tony goes," "Let's face it," "Somebody's gonna have to Step into the breach." "I'm a young man." "Now without the weight," "I'm a healthy man" "With longevity." "I hear sil Is at st." "Barnabas." "My god, what is Happening to us Around here?" "Sil's gonna be fine." "You have enough worries." "Listen, sweetheart," "You're expecting Something, and i can't Get into specifics," "And tony wouldn't Want me to," "But there are certain People looking over our Shoulders right now." "'S okay, vito." "I'm not expecting anything." "Money's not an issue." "Like you said, i got Bigger worries," "Like this son of mine." "You gotta trust me On this, hon." "Suspicions get raised If we were to move it" "To you at this moment." "I got this." "Your ma says Now's our moment." "The main thing, When people come To sit with dad," "The doctors want Positive talk." " it helps in his recovery." " got it." "Oof, madonn' He looks terrible." "Uncle paulie, You can't say stuff Like that." "You have to Stay positive." "Yeah, it's just nothing prepares You for that." "Uncle paulie!" "Only one person At a time, please." "She's a ballbuster." "Finn's on his way up." "I'll be back in a few Minutes, okay?" "Remember, stay positive." "I gotta wear a jock, The doc says." "Keep the testes elevated." "Of course, it could Be a lot worse, right?" "They gave me An ultrasound, No rupture." "I mean, the good thing is I hurt it doing a major piece Of business." "i saw a little action, And the next thing, i was at the urologist." "Fucking guy tells me i can't expect The same things from my body no more." "i tell you, t, First the eyes, Then the teeth." "Next you find out You can't take pissing For granted." "Some joke, huh?" "When i was in the service," "I won the chin-ups cup Three weeks in a row." "Fucking beautiful Definition, too." "Guy asked me to model For the boxing poster." "He was half a fag, But i was flattered, Just the same." "Now look at this." "Fucking wrinkles like An old lady's cunt." "You don't think it's Gonna happen to you," "But i'm feeling it, tony." "Phineas fogg" "Back in town." "He forgets All the little people." "Hey, vito," "How's mr." "Soprano doing?" "Let's hope he Pulls through, huh?" "Hi." "So glad you're here." "I'm gonna let You two lovebirds be." "That-- don't Worry about him." "He's harmless." "That fucking agita, t." "I mean, do i blame Myself for this life?" "The shit that happens," "Like with puss." "Standup one day, F.b.i. Rat fuck The next." "I felt it here, t." " i felt it right here." " will you please shut up In there?" "I'm sorry." "Yes, the inn At the oaks." "Left on Jamboree boulevard?" "Out towards the beacon." "What is that beacon Anyway?" "God damn it!" "Shut up!" "Shut up in there!" " so i said to ma" "Dr. Budraja, Stat to room 3." "Nurse, don't leave!" "Help!" " out of the way, sir." "What's happening?" "soprano, v-tach On the monitor." " thready pulse." " take his pressure." "Get a board ready." " 80 palp." " all right, Let's bag him." "Oh my god, is he dying?" "Where's my mom?" "I don't know What's happening." " one, two, three." "Still v-tach at 210." "150 mg." "Of amiodaraone." "Grab the paddles." "Clear the room." "Cardiovert at 100." " dad!" " stand back." " all clear." " clear." "200." " stand back." " all clear." " clear." "Excuse me." "Is this The finnerty reunion?" "Hello there." "They're waiting for you." " me?" " of course." " has kevin finnerty arrived?" " we don't talk like that here." "What do you mean?" "Your family's inside." " what family?" " they're here to welcome you." "I don't understand." " you're going home." " i am?" "Everyone's in there." " you can't bring Business in there." " girl: daddy." "I lost my real briefcase." "My whole life was in it." "don't go, daddy." " what is that?" " briefcases aren't allowed." " no, the voice." " please, let me Take that from you." " looks like It weighs a ton." " i don't want to." "Well, you need to." "You need to let go." "we love you, daddy." "Don't leave us." "For some reason..." "I'm scared." "Well, there's nothing To be scared of." "You can let it go." "Just come say hello." "All right." " daddy!" "please don't leave us, Daddy." "We love you." "dad?" "His eyes are open." "Daddy, look at Me right here." "all right, normal Sinus rhythm." " pulse and pressure?" " nurse: good." "Oh my god!" "Thank god." "Thank god." "hang an amiodaraone drip and send off a set Of electrolytes now." "Dad, look, Here you are." "So i'm holding his hand, And all of a sudden the machines Go bullshit." "You told us, For christ's sake." "Those fucking doctors, It's their fault." " skip's gonna make it." "He's conscious." "Oh, thank god!" "I got it, honey." " fuck took you so long?" " i had to get it together, Didn't i?" "We gotta get That cut to her now." "Easy, that's A fucking guilty move." "Tony's conscious." "You capisce?" "Everybody and his mother was in there Talking to him" "When he was in that coma." "Carmela." "Who knows what the fuck they said?" "Maybe" "He's expecting That money." "He can't talk yet Because of the tube" "That was in his throat." "Maybe we should consider Ourselves lucky there." "But we are very happy, Aren't we?" "Anthony, you had us So worried." "I haven't been To church that much Since i quit playing bingo." "What, honey?" "I'm dead, right?" "No no, you're In the hospital With all of us." "In newark." "Mr. Soprano, How are you today?" "I'm dr." "Vahapsideh." "I'm a neologist." "How's he doing, Sweetheart?" "I don't know if we're Out of the woods yet, But he's hanging in." "He just passed his First simple mental Acuity test, so..." "Your strength, That was the difference." "Oh, a little something From us." "Help defray medical costs, Rehabilitation." "Jesus, i don't know What to say." " this is what we do, honey." " i'd want the same for my marie." "Or my ma." "We're here if you need anything." "Great fucking news, t." "See you're up And around." "Best." ""sometimes i go about In pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me Across the sky." "Ojibwe saying."" "Indians, right?" "Who put this up?" "Listen, t, Something i wanted To talk to you about." "I'm gonna take another run At the movie business." "I know" "You haven't Liked that in the past," "But i'm going about it In a whole different way." "In fact," "I'm hoping you'll become an Investor when you feel A little better," "And i can explain What we're doing." "It's pretty exciting." "We'll own the neg." "That's what They call it." "It means negative." "I'm holding a large Ownership position" "Open for you." "I hope you approve." "Actually," "Frankly...," "All due respect," "I think you owe me this," "As i came to you About adriana." "you've got him up?" "I know how it looks," "But he should be upright As much as possible." " i'm gonna leave You two alone." " thanks for everything." "I don't know How you do it." "That's gotta feel Good, huh?" "The simple things." "Synchro :" "CFS-MP3" "Thanks to Bada Bing Team with Haselnuss," "Guythare, Lemonhead, Benjo, KB, Skaazi" "The fleshy part of the thigh" "i'll be as fast as i can." "Jesus christ." "I'll never get Used to seeing that." "Won't have to Much longer." "Got you scheduled For surgery tomorrow." "finally close you up." " more surgery?" " it's a good sign." "Dr. Plepler doesn't think He'll need access anymore." " watch it with the morphine, now." "Beautiful thought." "Who put that up?" "My sister." "Who else?" "Why you keep it up there If you don't find it Inspirational?" "My daughter likes it." "Everybody keeps telling me How lucky i am." "You are." "Septic shock?" "As long as you were out?" "Attending staff Gave you 20 to one." "You read the paper?" "My own uncle Puts me through this." "New gunshot." "Rapper." "Da lux." "He's hot." "Got shot seven times Coming out of a club." "He's still got All his pancreas, though." "All done." "Fiona." "Look, I've been feeling..." "I don't know," "Not myself," "Since i woke up From the coma." "My thoughts keep Running away with me." "These feelings?" "They'll pass." "It's very common In post-surgical Patients." "Maybe you'd like To talk to someone." "Social worker?" "hey babe, how ya feeling?" "Oh, good good." "That candy striper out there, There's not much of a selection." "There was something On "sink the bismarck," But half the pages were gone." "But you like dinosaurs." "Having surgery tomorrow." "They say they're Closing me up." "Gus!" "Jason," "My condolences." "Your dad was The best boss Any of us ever had." "We're sad to hear You're selling The company." "I've been going Over the books." "We're paying An anthony soprano" "The second highest salary In the company." "He's a consultant." "Where do i reach him?" "I want to make some changes, But his office is Full of junk." "There's a 55-horse Johnson outboard On the desk." "Looks like nobody's Ever there." "He's in the hospital." "You should talk To his colleague, Mr. Gaultieri." "paulie?" "Oh, tony soprano." "Of course." "I knew him when i was a kid." "He was a friend Of the family." "I'm having surgery tomorrow." "I'm not supposed to eat!" "You fucking Believe this?" "Always something." "So anyway, She was crying The entire night" "And i didn't get Any sleep." "Why don't you ride On the fucking zephyrs And sleep on a cloud?" "What, you think I put that up there?" " i didn't." " right." "Who did?" "Hello." "I can't hear" "Yeah-- talk louder!" "Nanny." "Between the reception And her language skills..." "I suppose you got A little choo-choo train At home, huh?" "Takes your toast Right from the kitchen, Delivers it to your bedroom?" "Look, ton'-- i'm sorry about what Happened with junior and the Shooting, but" "Don't mention junior To me ever again." "I'll tell you this, bobby." "You can't hide behind this Brother-in-law shit forever." "You're an okay guy," "But each and every man Is judged on his own merit." " have you heard the good news?" " jesus christ!" "That's right." "Aaron arkaway, Jan's friend." "Oh yeah, right." "We're protesting Downstairs and..." "I saw jan in the elevator This morning." "She told me You were up here." "That's what all That yelling and Singing is?" "The druggist From the hospital Pharmacy was fired" "For refusing To fill birth control Prescriptions." "We're trying To get his job back." "Tony, this is Our prayer leader, Bob brewster." "Hi, aaron's told me A lot about you." "I thought we'd come up And pray with you." " bottom feeding, huh?" " it's where the big fish are." "Son of a fuckin' bitch!" "They cut my morphine," "Trying to wean me off." "You know," "I've seen People delivered from Unbelievable pain..." "Myself included." " oh yeah?" " i was at rock bottom." "I was addicted To cocaine and strippers." "Then i lost my wife And i crashed my car, Drunk." "Ended up upside down, Hanging by my seatbelt, Completely terrified." "then i prayed for god to save me." " and he came in." " praise him." "and in that moment, i was reborn." "And i see you there And i know you're hurting." "And the answer Is to accept the lord As your personal savior." "Well i got All this covered, you know, With my parish priest." "That's great, But what god wants" "Is for you To love him directly," "Not necessarily through The intercession of liturgy" "Or any human agent." "Is this Aaron arkaway?" " hey." " what are you fellas doing here?" " mrs." "Soprano." "We were just dialoguing With your husband." "We were about to pray." " they were." " you're having surgery tomorrow." "You know they've done Clinical studies about The power of prayer." "Prayed-for patients Have 11% fewer Complications." "I have read that." "It does help to pray." "I mean even if it just Takes your mind off it." "Dear jesus... hear these words and bestow your loving, healing grace" "Upon our injured friend." "Lord, help heal his wounds And help him" "With your cleansing love." "Where sin abounds," "Grace abounds even more." " amen." " amen." "So, reverend, Let me, uh" "Let me ask you about This guy not selling Birth control." "He should be free To exercise his moral Convictions" "Without suffering Loss of livelihood." "Well here's What i'm getting at-- I'm-- i'm..." "I'm worried About viagra." "The way i see it, i'm gonna need Plenty of that, considering My condition and..." "What if somebody decides That viagra is wrong And god don't like it?" "Well, god loves Procreation." "no one's saying anything against viagra." "Birth control in the name Of the morning-after pill Is a sin" "Because it strikes At life, at the unborn." "yeah but what if somebody goes after viagra?" "I'm not talking about procreation And listen up, 'cause this affects You too." "Something like viagra Will never be an issue." "Excuse me, but at one time They were going after booze," "And as a proprietor Of a drinking and eating Establishment, i take this stuff very seriously." "Strip club, I believe it is." " oh, you've been to the bing?" " no" "He should rest." "Thank you so much For coming, pastor, And aaron." "Thank you so much For your prayer." " sure." " yeah, really i..." " i really appreciate it." " bye, guys." "praise god." " what are you, a wise ass?" " what?" "What'd i do?" " oh my god." " what is it, doctor?" " i just found jimmy hoffa." "In montana, The fossilized remains Of a tyrannosaurus rex" "Yielded soft tissue that Indicated a definite link" "Between dinosaurs And modern birds." " look who i got here." " ho, the sanitation prince." "Hi, tony." "I'm sorry You're not feeling well." "Thank you." "Sorry about your loss." "Your father and i Were very close." "Remember my daughter Meadow?" "Jason barone." " hi." " hey." "remember when you were a kid," "At that field box At shea, opening day?" "Me, you, your dad And paulie here?" "Oh yeah." "Kingman was Just back from the cubs." "Mookie wilson hit That foul tip, beaned That guy in the loge." " i gotta get to the office." "finn's picking me up." " i'll be back later." " sweetheart," "Thank you For everything." "Okay." "Don't wear him out." "She wants to be a doctor." "Also considering law." "So, you're living In deer valley?" "Yeah, ski instructor." "So, paulie tells me You're thinking of selling" "Your father's business To chuckie cinelli." "Yeah, i think it's The best thing for mom." "And of course, tony, There'd be a severance Package for you." " frankly, jason, i don't think You should sell the business right Now." "there's a lot of potential buyers out there." "When i get out Of the hospital, Run the numbers," "Get you The best price." "No, cinelli's offer Seemed fair." "there's lots of things to take into account." " you even know what your ebitda is?" " my what?" "Earnings before interest, Taxes, depreciation And amortization." "Gives the true picture Of a company's Profitability." "Jas', you let me Handle this." "I don't want To see you get hurt." "The carting business" "It's a different Corporate culture." "You're tired, t." "We'll leave." "Come on." "All right." "Bye, tony." "We're afraid She doesn't have Long left." "I'm surprised she Didn't call ma." "Well she asked Specifically To see you." "Ooh, madonn'." "Paulie." "Aunt dottie." "Hold on a sec'." " it's chilly in here." " i'm burning up." "i'm burning up." "I brought you Some pignolis and..." "A new pair of those Speedo skin-diver Socks you like." "Look at those." "The treads are all gone." "You slip On the linoleum again, Then where are we?" " paulie, i gotta tell you-- - just a sec." "Sister, please Give me a hand here." "Put these On my aunt, will ya?" "Paulie, You should know..." " speak up, aunt dot." " i was..." " i was a bad girl." " how could you be a bad girl?" " you're a nun." " these are too small." "No they ain't." "They're supposed to be snug So she don't slip." " put 'em on." " paulie..." "During the war, I was still a novitiate." "I was helping out At the u.s.o.," "And there was This soldier-- russ." "And he was So lonely" "Aunt dottie, If this is going Where i think," "Maybe you should Talk to a priest." "I got pregnant." " i had a baby." " a baby?" "Listen to her." "The alzheimer's Is gettin' to her." "You didn't have No baby." "I did." "I did have a baby." "Paulie..." "It was you." "You're my son." "But..." "But ma...?" "Marianuccia Is your aunt." "i'm your ma." "I was a bad girl." "Good afternoon, mr." "Soprano." "How are you doing?" " better now." " i'm glad to hear that." "Where they been Keepin' you?" "The other doctors around here-- It's like the united colors Of benetton." "I'm not a doctor." "I'm a utilization Review specialist." "I represent Your insurance carrier." "It's my job, Together with Your physicians," "To see how fast we can Get you out of this Place and back home." "Well this is good." "They've closed Your incision" "And you're ambulatory Now and i see they Got the foley out." "You wanna kick Me out of here." "Well a hospital stay Costs a lot of money." "My bowels don't work." "I'm in pain." "I just got operated on, For christ's sake." "Perhaps your bowels Would be working better" "If you hadn't tried to eat The sausage sandwich on 3/28." "I don't believe this." "With all the money i've been Contributing over the years," "You wanna put me In the street." "Look, you think We're the enemy," "But if you hadn't had insurance, You would have ended up At the county hospital." "It's a good thing that you had your Card with you when they performed The wallet biopsy." " the what?" " in the ambulance." "If you hadn't had your card with you, They would have dropped your butt At martin luther king." "The "wallet biopsy"?" "Get out of my room, You sick cunt." "You're doing great." "Mrs.oprano?" "Doctor taschlin's On the phone for you." "Can you sit here For a minute, ton'?" "Yeah, i'm winded." "He says he's Downhearted." "I tried to explain To him" "There's an upside To everything." "I know it's A difficult struggle," "But let's lead With some good news For a change." "Yeah. "armor gettin'" cd Is now charting Number five, arrow up." "Look, frankly the shooting Couldn't have come At a better time." "Yeah, But it really hurts." "Sure it does, baby boy." "Sure it does, but check it." "Seven caps!" "Tupac ain't get near that." "And 50, He only got two more." "yeah, but it really hurts." "It's helping considerably With the street cred," "Which, as you know, Has always been something Of a problem" "Because you had A job all those years." "I'm gonna Lose my thumb?" "Special hand surgeon Coming in." "you gonna be all right, lux." "Don't put on that face." "It don't make me weep." "Keep your eyes To yourself, You sexy freak." "Nah, i like it better." "Keep your eyes To yourself, bitch." "I'm on a murder streak." " word, word." " yeah, kinda warn her ass, you know what i mean?" " yeah, that's fine." " you writing a song, huh?" "I always wondered How it was done." "Like this here." "are you a rap star my son would know?" "Da lux gonna Produce my album." "Then he gets shot." "Make him gangsta Number one." "It's like he losing Focus on my shit." "My son says he's More popular than ever 'Cause of it." "What i know is I ain't gonna have..." "No major release This year." "Paulie, I won $40 at keno." "Is there something You wanna tell me about?" "What?" "I just saw aunt dottie, And guess what?" "Turns out she's not my aunt." "Turns out she's my mother." "No, that's not true." "Don't bullshit me." "You been bullshitting Me my entire life." " paulie." " it's true, isn't it?" "isn't it?" "Son of a bitch!" "Oh how i dreaded This day." "I gave you Everything!" "I gave you A son's love," "All under False pretense." " no." " you're a fraud," "And a phony." "And she's even worse." "She's a whore." "My mother's A fuckin' whore!" "Don't say that." "She was a young girl." "She wanted to be a nun, But she got in trouble." "And you helped her out, Cooked up this little scheme." "Forget who gets victimized!" "I loved you." "I always loved you." "There he is." "I've been thinking About your problem." "Maybe it would help you If you got shot." "Fuck you talking 'bout?" ""got shot"?" "Make you more popular too, You know raise your profile With ex lax." "Something easy." "The fleshy part Of the thigh." " i'm a marksman." " you's a crazy motherfucker." "Excuse me." "Hi." "You're a friend Of anthony's." "I was just about To visit him." "How's he doing?" "He's in a lot better shape Than those fuckin' nuns You got up there." "put away such memories." "between father and son, there is a bridge which neither time nor death-- Hey, i got phil leotardo downstairs" "This show..." "Used to watch it all the time when I was a little kid." " what about it?" " the bridge of which i speak, grasshopper." " you want me to bring him up?" " no." "Help me out of here." "Hold on." "Easy easy." "Ho!" "Where the fuck You going?" "Sorry, ton'." "Hope you got Some sleep last night." "I was snoring Like a son of a bitch." "Oh, i hope you got Some sleep." "I was cutting Farts like sonic booms." "John schwinn." "Oh, bicycle heir." "Unfortunately no relation." "I was just a foot soldier At bell labs." "Oh, you guys Invented stereo." " tony soprano." "What're you in for?" " sinus infection." "They were going to enlarge The opening in my lower Right maxillary sinus," "And then they saw Some stuff they didn't like," "So they're running tests." "Another guinea pig." "Thank you For giving my kid That cd." "Tony soprano?" " original g." " yeah, whatever." "Why don't you come by My joint later on tonight?" "Gonna have the fight On satellite." "Not even a courtesy call, And you try to poach my company?" "No disrespect, tony." "You've been in a coma." "That give you Carte blanche?" "It's that fucking john." "He's sitting in the can." "the feds are trying to take everything he's got." " he's in a panic state." " i'm sensitive to that." "But whatever happens To barone sanitation," "I gotta be kept on." "I need that w-2." "And as you can see, I'm facing a long Convalescence here." "And barone is my secondary Insurance carrier." "I need it." "John's gonna Take care of you." "You know that, tony." "But what you're asking?" "25% of the sale price," "Years' salary Till retirement, Plus skim?" "Look, i don't Wanna argue." "I'm not well," "So i'll give john A break on the skim." "Getting two g's A week now." "How many stops We base that on?" "Ho!" "How many stops?" " 11." " the fuck you talking about?" "!" "it's at least 25." " 25." "All right, Take the skim on 20." "1,500 a week," "But i stay on The payroll as is." "All i can do is deliver The message, anthony." "You got your head Up your ass today." " what's going on?" " my aunt dottie's been sick." "Call i got?" "She just died." "Sorry." "You were close?" "Your mom's sister Or your dad's?" "Mom's." " she must be broken up, huh?" "Here we are." "Guess your brother And sister coming in?" "Your aunt," "She's the nun." " always wondered." "They got hair Under there?" "Yeah, short." "Well maybe you don't Wanna talk about it." "Those wedding rings They wear..." "Are they really Married to jesus?" "So i understand." "T, this is the guy," "The paramedic." ""wallet biopsy"?" "Nice." "Very nice." "These people Are saying i took money From your wallet?" "Fuck that." "Whoa whoa whoa." "What'd you say?" "I was looking for proof of Insurance." "I was only doing My job." " they heard a lot of that at nuremburg." "You owe me two k." "It was gone from my wallet." "I don't have That kind of money." "One week, rudy diaz, Or you'll need A paramedic." "Oh, nice of you to come by." "We'll see you next week, huh?" "All this activity, tony, Are you getting any rest?" "Absolutely." "The guys Are just leaving." "Carmela." "So, you two Came together." "You talking now?" "Mom apologized to me." "And he got a job At blockbuster." "Good." "Well i'm glad To see you made up." "fucker keeps dropping his hands." "Your boy's Getting tired." "Fool's costing me 50 g's." "who you place your action with?" " pinnacle." " online?" "What price they give You on alvarez?" "350." "damn!" "Hold the motherfucker Steady!" "My friend here'll Give you 375." "Right, paulie?" "HE DON'T EVEN WANNA FIGHT, MAN." "Wonder what kind Of health insurance He's got." "It's a life of abuse." "Yes, well he Is a boxer." "It's the same For everybody." "Look at you, t." "You do your uncle A kindness," "You get shot For your efforts." "You think you got family, But in the end," "They fuck you too." "He's grieving." "His aunt just died." "I tell ya, we each And every one of us," "We're alone in the ring, Fighting for our lives," " just like that poor prick." " well, that's one way to look at it." " you got a better one?" " don't get me started." "it's complicated." "You think i'm stupid?" "!" "It's actually an illusion Those two boxers are Separate entities." " what the fuck?" " illusion?" "Their separate entities Is simply the way we choose To perceive them." " i didn't chose nothing." " schwinn: it's physics." "Schr dinger's equation." "The boxers, you, me-- We're all part of the same Quantum field." "You ever substitute teach At carver middle school?" "He's a rocket scientist, For christ's sake." "Bell labs." "Shit." "Lift it up, Nigga!" "You were saying?" "Well, think Of the two boxers As ocean waves" "Or currents of air, Two tornadoes, say." "They appear to be Two things, right?" "Two separate things." "But they're not." "Tornadoes are just Wind, the wind stirred up in different directions." "The fact is, Nothing is separate-- Everything's connected." "Everything is everything." " i'm down with that." " get the fuck out of here." " schwinn: the universe is just one big soup of molecules bumping up against one another." "The shapes we see Exist only in our Own consciousness." "Keshawn, don't make me Come over there." "You'reo fucking smart, Fix that tv." "Besides the financial Ramifications," "He says there's The issue of his w-2 And health insurance." "That selfish prick." "I'm sitting in here Facing a shitstorm" "And all he can think About is himself?" "!" "As far as The sale's concerned," "That ship has sailed." "It's going through," "And as a friend, I would appreciate Tony's help." "Because he's a friend, Here's what i'm willing To do." "Cinelli will retain Him as waste management Consultant for two years." "During that time, He can keep his fucking w-2" "And his health insurance." "Plus 5% Of the sale price." "And we lease him A new car." "Are you fuckin' Kidding me?" "I told them i need That w-2 in perpetuity," "And 5% of the fucking Sale price?" "!" "He thinks 'cause i'm In this weakened condition," "He can take advantage." "Well he can go Fuck himself." "I'm just telling you What phil told me, ton'." "You tell jason before he sells, He better understand his obligation!" "What's up, paulie?" "Since even with tony's advice, You seem determined to sell Your father's company," "There's something You should know." " whatever happens, we gotta be taken care of." " yeah, of course." "I'm going to honor whatever Provisions are in the contract." "Fuck the contract." "Tony's given years Of his life to that company," "And he expects To be duly compensated." "Johnny sack sure as shit Ain't gonna perform." " who?" " mr." "Cinelli's waste management consultant." "And since johnny sack Ain't gonna step up, Guess what?" "It's coming out Of your ass." "You know, I'm starting to feel A little intimidated." "As well you should, My friend." "A man who teaches skiing For a living" "Ought to look after His physical condition, Wouldn't you say?" "His knees." "Kid," "You wouldn't be in this Situation if you'd listened to tony In the first place." "He's looking out for you." "He doesn't wanna see You get hurt." "I got a lot on my Mind these days." "I don't need This shit." "Jason, we shook hands." "A deal's a deal." "There's lifetime employees Who expect compensation." "It's only equitable." "Now if you're willing to take care Of that, maybe we could still work Things out." "Tony soprano, right?" "Fuck that and fuck him." "He's your problem." " look, the numbers just don't work." "Jason!" "I'm going To the buffet table." "Be right there, mom." "If i give tony what he wants, I lose money on the sale." " i can't do that to my mom." " kid, you work it out any way you want, But nobody's backing out of the deal." "Mr. Cinelli, i'm sorry, But the bottom line is i'm Not selling the company to you." "There are other buyers Out there." "Tony was quite Clear about that." "I'll tell you The fuckin' bottom line, Laddy buck." "The barone routes are now cinelli Routes." "That's that." "T." "Horrible thing." "They brought this Little girl in, she's got third degree burns on 80% of her body." "You wouldn't believe The week i've had." "What?" "There's a little girl Burned in there." " jesus christ." " sorry, t." "No." "Now what the fuck Is with you?" "And i want some answers, 'Cause you're starting To drive me fuckin' nuts." "This remains between us?" "'Course." "My aunt who died" "She wasn't my aunt." "She was my mother." "What?" "Your aunt, the nun..." "Was your mother?" "Some cocksucker g.i. Knocked her up During the war." "Russ." " so what was your mother?" " my ma's my aunt." "She adopted me To hide the family shame." "Believe this shit?" "All i did for her." "Not only is my ma Not my ma," "Who the fuck even knows Who this russ bastard is?" "Worst thing," "I'm not who i am." "It's like my whole Life is a joke," "A big fuckin' Joke on me." " what's going on?" " this ain't your route no more." "It's ours." "Cinelli." "What do you mean?" "I have this route For five years." "Stupid fuck." "Fuck this." "Poppi!" "Who's there?" "Oh, hi paulie." "You didn't go To your mother's funeral." "It's a sin." "Some mother." "Even a rat don't abandon Its own children." "No, you should Feel sorry for her." "She's gonna have To face st." "Peter" "With this stain On her." " i hope she rots in hell!" " don't say that!" "And you." "I was your meal ticket," "The goose With the golden eggs!" "Look at this place." "Who set you up here?" "Not that fuckin' Brother of mine Or rose." "They never provided You with shit!" "Well, your real children Can start now." "I went without, So you could have." "The mink coat, The massage chair From sharper's image," "The flat screen tv." "$2,000 bucks For a woman i don't Even know!" "Paulie, please." "You're on your own." "I never wanna see you again." "I told you." "It's a different Corporate culture." "I tried to redefine The deal." "You shouldn't have made The deal without talking To me in the first place!" "Well goddamn it, How was i supposed to know?" "I made it perfectly clear:" "Give up part of your profits." "Thanks to you, A man is beaten Half to death..." "While his little boy Was watching." "and it's all over the media!" "It's not fair." "The business belongs To my family." ""fair"?" "You fuckin' believe This shit?" "You remind me of my kid." "Talk to the katrina victims About fair." "Talk to paulie here." "He'll tell you about fair!" " absolutely." " you're worse than my son!" " get him the fuck outta here!" "How was i supposed to know?" "My family kept me In the dark." "What kind of pathetic Fuckin' excuse is that?" "!" "Don't you communicate?" "You make me sick, You fucking baby." "Shoot me one time, One time only, You heard?" "Fleshy part Of the thigh, Like you said." "There's only 7,000 here." "I said eight." "Hey hey hey, i get my Little brother to do it For less, believe that." "Trust me, you gotta go Outside the family for Something like this." "You don't want People knowing." "That way you can blame it On dr." "Droop or whoever." "7,000's all i got." "I don't wanna know When it's coming." "You decide." "Get this..." "It says here that If the history Of the planet" "Was represented By the empire state Building," "The time That human beings Have been on earth" "Would only be A postage stamp At the very top." "You realize How insignificant That makes us?" "I don't feel that way." "There he is." " hi, chris." " hesh, how are you?" "Great to see you Looking so robust." " hey." " how you doing?" " beth wanted to come." " yeah, sure." " hi, tony." " hey." "So how's eli?" "I hear that With the physical therapy, They got him using a walker." "He's doing better." "Thank you." "Hey, tony." "Okay to visit?" "Yeah yeah, sure." "My nephew christopher;" "Pastor bob." "Hesh rabkin, His daughter beth." " how you feeling?" " physically, a little better than i was." "So maybe you're right." "That prayer business works." "I brought you something." " "born again." - charles colson." "The watergate guy." "Friend of mine Did time with him." "A ruthless, powerful man Who thought he was Above the law." "He committed crimes And then went to prison." "And then he found jesus," "And everything changed." "Became a different man." "Yeah, so?" "Salvation Isn't just about" "Being saved from hell After you die." "it's also about being saved from yourself while you're still alive." "I hope when you get Out of the hospital" "That you'll join us At the church of the open Door of the redeemer." "Well it must be nice" "To have something To hold onto." "Maybe." "Dinosaurs." "My kids can't get enough." "Yeah yeah, me too." "Every since i saw King kong kick their ass In the original." "My son loves Dinosaurs too." " that's interesting." " what?" "Some people would Have you believe" "Dinosaurs existed Millions of years ago." "It's just not true." "God created the earth 6,000 years ago." "And i tell my kids, You have to remember," "Dinosaurs and human beings Lived on the earth At the same time." "What, like "the flintstones"?" "It's in the bible." "Yeah but what About all that Carbon-dating stuff?" "A lot of scientists Would disagree with you." "Well i think you'll find All those people have An agenda, tony" "Evolution, which is Satan's plan to deny god." "Evolution and salvation Are mutually exclusive." "Guy next door's a scientist." "Think he'd disagree With you big time." "Then that man's Not saved." "Read about mr." "Colson." "We'll talk later." "What's he saying?" "There were dinosaurs Back with adam and eve?" " i guess." " no way." "t rex in the garden of eden?" "Adam and eve would be running All the time, scared shitless." "But the bible says It was paradise." "you can disagree with evangelicals," "But they're great friends Of the jews" "Because israel Is the holy land." "You wait." "Hey, how ya doing?" " hi." " i'm gonna go to the bathroom." "Your color's better." "So mr." "Wizard," "You were talking About tornados." "You know what The indians say About the wind?" " no." " they say that sometimes we go Around feeling pity for ourselves," "But behind our back, A great wind Is carrying us." "We don't see we're part Of a much bigger reality." " then we die." " why are you so interested in all this?" "I was in this coma And, uh..." "Look, i don't Remember nothing," "But before i woke up," "I felt like I was being pulled Towards something." "And i don't Wanna go back." "And my wife told me I woke up at one point And said," ""who am i?" "Where am i going?"" "Kinda makes you wonder," "About heaven and hell." "That presupposes a duality Of good and evil." "You know it gets us Back to the idea" "Of separate, Opposing entities." "You know where i go With that." "But this bible guy I know says you're Going to hell." "Maybe he's right." "Got my test results back." "Laryngeal cancer." "Jesus, i'm sorry." "You know i was thinking, Maybe you could Do me a favor" "And, uh, you know What's the term, "whack" me?" "Sorry, bad joke." " walking alone again." " what, i'm gonna wait for vito?" "Hour and a half To take a dump, That guy." "Could build a jetty With what comes out." "Little paulie tells me You didn't go to your Aunt's funeral." "And i'll tell you Something else" "I'm done with nucci." "Four g's a month For that nursing home?" "Fuck that." " what are you gonna do, throw her out on the street?" " way i see it," "Serves her right." "What the fuck, paulie?" "That woman loved you." "She fed you." "How many times she Bail you out of the can When you were a kid?" "Huh?" "Am i right?" "I'll tell ya What really fries me" "It's not nucci." "It's dottie." "I know to your way Of thinking, you didn't Have a great mother-  all i'm saying, Livia, with all her faults, Never abandoned you." "For christ's sake, paulie." "You know what your Problem is?" "You go around In pity for yourself." "You think You got it bad." "You're not stuck in some hospital Room with fucking tubes coming Out of you." "You can eat food Like a normal person." " t," "I never meant To trivialize your Situation." "Well you gotta Get beyond this petty Bullshit, paulie." "You're part of something bigger." "when you gonna learn that?" " my ass!" " marvin?" "!" "Ow!" "They shot me In my ass!" "They shot me in my ass!" "Pearl's oyster bar-- The lobster roll." "Listen, ton'." "That package, From vito and paulie?" "I have to believe That there was more there." "Sure." "So?" "Vito especially Is somebody you Should watch." " mr." "Soprano?" "Good morning, Mrs. Soprano." "Ah, the bird of prey." "Okay, it looks like Your last drainage tube Is coming out today." "Dr. Plepler says You're stable and the pain Is manageable" "So that's good news." "You're husband's Coming home." " are you sure he's ready?" " what does she give a shit?" "She's trying to save a buck." "Hold on a minute." "Guy next door-- Mr. Schwinn." "Had surgery This morning, cancer." "You know anything About it?" "I heard they Removed his larynx." ""gitanos"." "That's a mexican word For gypsies." "Tony?" "How are you?" "Hey!" "All right." "I made you Some stuffed zucchini." " he can't eat that." " oh oh, i'm sorry." "It was thoughtful Anyways." "Listen, my condolences Regarding dick." " you get my flowers?" " oh yeah." "They were beautiful." " have a seat." " oh thank you." "Uh, jas told me About the conversation You had." "I can only imagine How upset you must be." "Well it is a very Unfortunate situation." "Jason just doesn't understand How the business works." " that's for sure." " no, it's not his fault." "It's my fault." "Dick and i purposely Kept him in the dark." "Blame me, not him." "You're not involved In this, helen." "I was too wrapped up In my own grief." "I didn't realize..." "He's my boy, tony." "It's my baby." "It'd kill me If anything happened To him." "what are you talkin' about?" "Tony, please." "You have a son." "I'm begging you." "Helen, believe me, Nothin's gonna happen To him." "I'm his mother, tony." "I love him." "if anyone has to pay for this, let it be me." "how many times i gotta tell you?" "it's gonna be fine." "but, tony, do i have your word?" "Yeah." "Yeah yeah, You got my word." "Especially good week This week." "Good." "I know How good you feel." "I was only in the hospital Overnight." "I couldn't wait To get out." "Hold on." "You wanna go in, Say goodbye?" "I wanted to make sure You had this before You checked out." "Whoa whoa." "Not here." "It's all right." "Let's go." " ton'?" " let's go." "I'm gonna go get the car." "I'll follow you home." "Supposed to be dead." "Now i'm alive." "I'm the luckiest guy In the whole world." "Listen, after this..." "From now on, Every day is a gift." "I'm gonna go get the car." "Tony?" "Phil leotardo Is here to see you." " 10 minutes." "You're supposed To be resting." "Hey, blondie." "It's all you, you know." "The reason i'm back here." "No, it's not just me By any means." "Thank you For saying that." "Johnny doesn't want Another unfortunate Incident." "He's willing to let You keep your paycheck And your w-2 for 10 years." "To replace the skim," "He'll jack up your share Of the sale price To 12%." "No more skim." "Truth be told, There's enough garbage For everybody." " does that mean we got a deal?" " yeah, we got a deal." "Be well." "Aw, fuck!" " guess what, fuckin' mama's boy?" "!" "You're kicking up" "Four grand to me Every month." "I don't care If you're in deer valley Or death valley!" "Four grand, Every goddamn month!" "And if you ever mention A word of this to tony," "I'll stick this Up your ass" "And pull the trigger Till the bullets come Out your eyes." "Sync :" "CFS-MP3" "Thanks to Bada Bing Team, with Haselnuss, GuyThare, Benjo, KB" "Transcript :" "RaceMan" "( theme music playing )" "RUSTY!" "RUSTY!" "YOU DON'T ANSWER, SOMEONE CALLS YOU?" "LOOK AT THIS SHIT NOW." "( buzzer )" "WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME, COUNSELOR?" "THE BRIONI." "HEAR YE, HEAR YE." "THE HONORABLE DENNIS HOLZER OF THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK PRESIDING." "COURT IS NOW IN SESSION." "BE SEATED." "COME TO ORDER." "THE DEFENDANT'S REQUEST FOR TEMPORARY RELEASE FROM FEDERAL CUSTODY" "TO ATTEND HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING IS LUDICROUS." "MR. SACRIMONI IS A KNOWN MEMBER OF ORGANIZED CRIME" "AT THE HELM OF A VAST CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY." "I NOTICE YOU'RE WEARING A WEDDING RING, MS. VAUGHN." "WAS YOUR FATHER AT YOUR WEDDING?" "MY FATHER WASN'T AWAITING TRIAL ON 47 R.I.C.O. PREDICATES," "INCLUDING MURDER." "MR. SACRIMONI..." " YOUR APPLICATION IS GRANTED." " ( sighs )" " Ginny:" "OH, THANK GOD!" " ON THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS." "QUIET!" "YOU'LL BE RELEASED FOR A TOTAL OF SIX HOURS" "TO ATTEND THE CHURCH SERVICE AND PARTY THEREAFTER." "DURING THE ENTIRETY OF THE SIX HOURS," "YOU WILL BE ESCORTED BY U.S. MARSHALS." "THE COST OF THEIR PRESENCE, TRANSPORTATION" "AND THE COST OF METAL DETECTION SCREENING EQUIPMENT" "IS TO BE BORNE BY YOU AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE." "YOU WILL CONSUME NO ALCOHOL" "NOR OTHER INTOXICATING SUBSTANCES." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE TO THESE CONDITIONS?" "I DO, YOUR HONOR, AND THANK YOU." " MRS. SOPRANO, GOOD MORNING." "I'M PERRY..." "ANNUNZIATA." " COME IN." "BEAUTIFUL HOUSE." "YOU ARE GINA ANNUNZIATA'S COUSIN, RIGHT?" "MUSCLES MARINARA, THE ITALIAN STRONGMAN." "I'M JUST GLAD YOU GOT SOMEBODY CAPABLE OF PROTECTING YOU," " DRIVING FOR YOU." " WELL, THAT'S WHY I GOT HIM HERE." "SHE WORRIES, MY WIFE." " YEAH, WELL..." " HE'S IN GOOD HANDS, MRS. SOPRANO." "FIRST RUNNER-UP, MR. TEENAGE BLOOMFIELD." "YOUR FIRST DAY BACK AT WORK." "GOSH, I FEEL LIKE A MOMMY." "HEY." "COME ON." "SEE YOU LATER." "SO WHAT DO YOU DO?" "FREE WEIGHTS, MACHINES?" "LITTLE BIT OF BOTH." "DEPENDS WHAT MUSCLES I'M TRYING TO HIT, YOU KNOW?" "OH." "YEAH, I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE GYM." "YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE YOU A PROGRAM." "THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I COULD BENCH OVER 300 LBS." "WITH A MAJOR HEAD COLD ONE TIME, I DID IT." "YOU COUGH WI WTS LI THAT ER YT ," "YOU CRUSH YOUR NECK." "I GUESS I DON'T GOTTA TELL YOU." "HO!" "YOU DON'T SIGNAL?" "HEY, FUCK YOU!" "WHOA WHOA WHOA." "SORRY." "MY MOM SAYS I SHOULD COUNT 10, BUT I NEVER REMEMBER." "WELL, HERE I AM." " BACK." " YEP." "SO LET ME ASK YOU RIGHT OFF," "IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF A MERCY FUCK?" "JUST KIDDING." " HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" " YOU WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL." "A GUT SHOT IS EVERYTHING THEY EVER TOLD YOU IT WAS." "AND EMOTIONALLY?" "I'M HAPPY TO BE ALIVE." "HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO YOUR UNCLE SINCE IT HAPPENED?" "NO." "AND WON'T." "FINALLY GET TO SLEEP IN MY OWN BED TONIGHT." "HAD A HOSPITAL BED IN THE HOUSE" " LAST MONTH AND A HALF OR SO." " IS SLEEPING DIFFICULT?" " TYLENOL HELPS." " WHAT ABOUT DREAMS," "NIGHT TERRORS, ANYTHING LIKE THAT?" "GLOOM IS YOUR BUSINESS, AND BUSINESS IS GOOD." "YOU WERE SHOT, ANTHONY, BY A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY." "I KNOW." "AND UNLESS I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING" "ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING," "I THINK YOU AND I'LL HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT." "ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM" ""POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS"?" "I GET IT, OKAY?" "MY UNCLE TRIED TO KILL ME, FOR THE SECOND TIME." "THREE STRIKES AND I'M OUT, RIGHT?" "WHO KNOWS?" "MAYBE I AM SUPPRESSING THINGS." "BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, I FEEL LIKE EACH DAY IS A GIFT." "I TOLD MY SISTER." "AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA STAY." "FAIR ENOUGH." "IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THEN?" "LET'S PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF BEFORE THIS ALL HAPPENED." "A.J." "BELIEVE IT OR NOT," "THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WORSE WITH THAT KID." "FLUNKED OUT OF COLLEGE." "HE WAITED TILL I WAS IN A COMA." "DIDN'T YOU LEAVE SETON HALL AFTER A SEMESTER AND A HALF?" "ALL RIGHT, FINE," "BUT WHY CAN'T HE COPY SOME OF THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME?" " DOES HE HAVE A JOB?" " BLOCKBUSTER." "FIRST STOP ON THE SHITBIRD EXPRESS." "IN SOME WAYS, THIS HORRIBLE SHOOTING MAY PROVIDE AN OPPORTUNITY" "FOR HIM TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES." "MY MISTAKES" "I GOT CAUGHT UP IN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE." "YOU THINK IT CAN'T HAPPEN TO YOU, BUT IT DOES." "BUT I WAS REFERRING TO THE BIGGER PICTURE:" "THE READY ACCESS TO GUNS," "THE USE OF VIOLENCE TO SOLVE DISPUTES" "BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF YOUR WORK, YOUR UNCLE'S WORK." "I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY UNCLE." "FINE, BUT FOR NOW IS IT SAFE TO SAY" "THAT THERE ARE WORSE WAYS TO EARN MONEY" "THAN BY STOCKING SHELVES AT BLOCKBUSTER?" "YEAH, THERE ARE." " COME ON, YOU IN OR WHAT?" " DON'T FUCK WITH MY CONCENTRATION." "I'VE WARNED YOU BEFORE." "WHAT IS IT?" "800 MORE?" "FUCK IT." "FOLD." "Sil:" "CARDS." "OH!" "THERE'S THE SKIP." "BACK WITH A VENGEANCE." " YOU LOOK GREAT." " HOW ARE YOU?" "WELCOME HOME, T." " COME HERE, YOU MALINGERER YOU." " EASY EASY EASY." "( laughing )" " GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, T." " FUCKING GREAT TO BE BACK." " SIT, TON', I'LL CLEAR YOUR SPOT." " WE GOT YOU YOUR BIALY" "AS SOON AS WE HEARD YOU WERE COMING IN TODAY." "NUKE THAT JOE SO IT'S HOT." "OH, FUCK." "THE ONIONS-- I CAN'T." "OH, SCOOP OUT THAT BIALY." " I GOT IT." " SORRY." "I GOT IT, TON', NO PROBLEM." "THERE YOU GO." "I'LL GET YOUR COFFEE, AND YOU'RE ALL SET." "SO THE MUNICIPAL SWIMMING POOL" " THE BID START ON THAT YET?" " I GOT A LUNCH TOMORROW." "THAT GUY DEUTSCH FROM THE PLANNING COMMISSION." "ANTIBIOTICS." "I HAD THAT WITH THE SPLEEN." "STAVES OFF THE INFECTION." "SPLEEN, MY ASS." "BEAT THIS." " OOF, MADONN'." " FUCK THAT." " CHECK OUT THIS BAD BOY." " ( groaning )" "I HAD THE PLASTIC SURGEON, TASCHLIN, DO THE OUTSIDE SUTURES." "PLEPLER, THE HEAD TRAUMA MAN, HE DID THE INSIDE WORK." "HE DEALT WITH THE SEPSIS." "I WAS THE FIRST GUY AT THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE THE V.A.C." "IT'S AN OPEN INCISION SITUATION." "IT'S A BETTER WAY TO HEAL." "LESS PULLING ON THE OUTER DERMIS LAYERS." "THE THING IS WITH ALL THE ATIVAN AND THE DILAUDID I WAS TAKING," "INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE WAS A CONSTANT FUCKING PROBLEM." " SO IN THE LONG RUN" " THERE'S YOUR COFFEE, TON'." " YEAH." " Dante:" "TON', WITHYOURMEDICINE," " YOU WANT I SET MY WATCH SO YOU DON'T GOTTA WORRY?" " NURSE BETTY OVER HERE." "WHEN MY MOM HAD THE LUPUS, GOD REST HER SOUL," "'ROUND THE CLOCK CARE I GAVE THAT WOMAN." "MEDICINE, FOOD, LIFTED HER IN AND OUT OF THE TUB." " THE MAN'S TRYING TO EAT." " I'M JUST SAYING." "ANOTHER LIFE I MIGHT HAVE GONE INTO HEALTH CARE." "I ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT." "HOW ABOUT A BANDAGE OVER YOUR MOUTH THEN?" "WE'RE TRYING TO PLAY." " YOU CAN LIFT A GROWN WOMAN OUT OF A TUB?" " MM-HMM." "ISN'T IT IRONIC?" "FUCKING HOSPITAL STAY LIKE MINE," "YOU LOSE GODDAMN MUSCLE MASS, NOT FAT." "FUCKING BELIEVE IT?" "YOU'D THINK AT LEAST SOMETHING GOOD WOULD HAVE COME OUT OF THE SITUATION." " YOU IN, TON'?" " Tony:" "SURE, WHY NOT?" " HE'S IN." " SAME GAME, FIVE-CARD CALLS?" "SAME GAME." "WHY?" "YOU WANNA CHANGE GAMES NOW 'CAUSE I WON THREE POTS?" "Paulie:" "KEEP THE CARDS DOWN, SIL." "THE GOVERNMENT'S OWN NEUROPSYCHOLOGIST" "CLEARLY FINDS EVIDENCE OF DEMENTIA." "EVIDENCE CONSISTENT WITH DEMENTIA." "NONETHELESS, I'M GOING TO RECOMMEND HE BE SENT" "TO A PRISON PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY FOR FURTHER EVALUATION." "HE'LL ONLY BE WAREHOUSED IN A PUBLIC FACILITY." "NOW, YOUR HONOR, WE ASK THAT MR. SOPRANO BE SENT" " TO A PRIVATE LOCKED FACILITY." " WHY NOT A RESORT IN ANTIGUA?" "YOU WANT HIS MENTAL STATE IMPROVED SO YOU CAN PUT HIM ON TRIAL?" "JUST LET HIM GO TO A PLACE WHERE HE CAN GET BETTER." "YOU GOT UNCLE ANGELO AT TABLE 19?" "WHAT?" "HE'S WITH CONNIE AND THEM." "AND WHEN HE SEES AUNT LORRAINE AND THE HAITIAN BOYFRIEND" "SITTING NEXT TO THEM..." " I THGHT YOU WERE ON TOP OF THIS." " THERE'S 400 PEOPLE, JOHN." "I'VE HAD OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND." "AND I'M IDLING AWAY THE HOURS?" "WHO'S NOT TALKING TO WHO?" "THIS ONE CAN'T SEE THAT ONE." "IT'S OKAY, HONEY." "TAKE IT EASY." "YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED A BIG WEDDING." "CATHERINE, YOUR SISTER HAS ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH WITHOUT THE COMMENTARY." "I'M SORRY I BLEW MY STACK, OKAY?" "WE ARE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS AS A FAMILY-- DIGNIFIED, PROUD" "DESPITE ALL THE PERSECUTION AND ROADBLOCKS." "AND WHEN I SAY FAMILY, THAT INCLUDES YOU, TOO, ERIC." " THANK YOU, JOHN." " THANK YOU WHO?" "THANK YOU, DAD." "YOU..." "I WANT YOU TO RELAX." "MAKE SURE YOU EAT." " YOU TOO." " ME?" "NO, THANK YOU." "I AM EIGHT POUNDS AWAY FROM MY GOAL, AND I AM FITTING IN THAT DRESS" " IF IT KILLS ME." " JESUS, CAN WE EVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING" "IN THIS FAMILY BESIDES FOOD?" " THREE 6'S." " BOAT, 10'S OVER JACKS." " VITO, YOU AGAIN." " ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT FOR ME." " BANKER'S HOURS." " PACE MYSELF, DOCTOR SAID." "YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH ENERGY THE BODY EXPENDS" " DURING THE HEALING PROCESS." " PENNE ARABIATTA," "GO GET THE CAR COOLED DOWN, WILL YOU?" " PENNE ARABIATTA." " Tony:" "YEAH, THAT'S WHATI CALLHIM." "RED PEPPER FLAKES UP HIS ASS." "HE'S A FUCKING HOT HEAD." "TON', PHIL LEOTARDO'S HERE." "ALL RIGHT, BRING HIM IN." "THERE HE IS." "BACK IN BUSINESS." " HOW'S THE LABONZA?" " OH, IT'S GOOD." "YOU GUYS LETTING HIM WIN?" "LISTEN, I NEED TO BEND YOUR EAR." "CAN'T IT WAIT?" "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO" "I JUST SAT IN TRAFFIC ALL THE WAY FROM BROOKLYN." "I WAS UP BY JOHN." "HE SENDS HIS REGARDS." "HE'D LIKE YOU TO DO HIM A FAVOR, THOUGH." "WHAT NOW?" "OUR FRIEND THERE, THE MAYOR OF MUNCHKINLAND," "JOHN WANTS HIM GONE." "JESUS." "RUSTY?" "JOHN'S WORRIED HE MIGHT FIND ANOTHER PUPPET LIKE LITTLE CARMINE," "TRY TO RUN THE FAMILY THROUGH HIM." "SO WHY ME HIT HIM?" "YOU GUYS GOT MORE BUTTONS THAN MY GRANDMOTHER'S FUCKING CORSETS." "JOHN WANTS THINGS TO POINT AWAY FROM THE FAMILY." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "TELL HIM, "NO."" "TIME AND AGAIN I'VE DONE HIS BIDDING." "IT'S TIME TO SET SOME LIMITS." " REALLY?" " YEAH, REALLY." "BE WELL." "( breathing heavily )" "I THOUGHT I HEARD THE DOOR." "HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY?" "IT WAS GOOD." " TIRED, THOUGH." " YOU WANNA TAKE A NAP?" "SMELLS GOOD." "DOWNY FRESH." "GOD, THIS FEELS GREAT." "IT DOES." " ( dance music playing ) - ( woman laughing )" "CHRIS." "LET 'EM IN." "HO!" "WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE 40 THIEVES?" "YOU GOT IT?" "GOOD WEEK." "120 CREDIT CARD NUMBERS" "PLUS THE 3-DIGIT SECURITY CODES," " BUT I WON'T CHARGE YOU NO EXTRA." " EXCELLENT." " DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT." " NO, WE'LL USE THEM." "NO, CREDIT CARDS." "THE COMMERCIAL." "SO TONY'S OUT OF HOSPITAL." "PLEASE GIVE HIM OUR WISHES." " WE BROUGHT HIM SOME DATES." " ( cell phone ringing )" "ALSO, CHRIS, YOU KNOW HOW WE CAN PURCHASE" "A COUPLE OF TEC-9 SEMI-AUTOMATICS, EXTENDED MAGAZINES?" "HOLD ON." "TEC-9'S?" "WHAT THE FUCK FOR?" "IT'S A FAMILY PROBLEM." "MY FORMER BROTHER-IN-LAW, ACTUALLY." "ALL RIGHT, FUCKING TAKE IT EASY." "WHAT DID THE GUY SAY?" "OUR FRIEND FROM THE OTHER PLACE, HE TALKED TO THE GUY?" "WHAT'S HIS NAME, THE LOCAL GUY." "YEAH YEAH, I KNOW." "HOLD ON." "YEP, SEE IT." "THANK YOU, RO." "MR. SACRIMONI, I'M DEPUTY FEATHEM, U.S. MARSHAL SERVICE." "THIS IS MY PARTNER DEPUTY MAYWEATHER." "WE'RE HERE TO ESCORT YOU TO THE WEDDING TODAY." "GENTLEMEN." "THOUGH ORDERED BY THE COURT, YOUR RELEASE IS AT OUR DISCRETION." "SO BASED ON YOUR BEHAVIOR OR ANY OTHER MITIGATING FACTORS," "WE CAN ELECT TO BRING YOU BACK EARLY." " PATENT LEATHER?" " IT'S A TUXEDO." "HAVE YOU READ AN ISSUE OF "GQ" IN THE PAST THREE OR FOUR YEARS?" "ALLEGRA SACRIMONI GETTING MARRIED." "WERE WE NOT JUST AT HER CHRISTENING?" "1980. 50-lb BUNDLE OF JOY." "SHE'LL BE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, TONY." "ALL BRIDES ARE BEAUTIFUL." "WAIT TILL THIS ONE GETS MARRIED." " HOW MUCH ARE WE GIVING?" "SO I CAN WRITE IT DOWN." " YOU KEEP TABS ON GIFTS?" " HOW SENTIMENTAL." " THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, MEADOW." "SO WE CAN KNOW IF THEY STIFF US" " WHEN YOUR BIG DAY COMES." " EXACTLY." " ALL THIS PRESSURE." " Carmela:" "I KNOW YOU'D LIKE TO THINKIT'SME PRESSURINGYOU ," "BUT THE REALITY IS IT'S YOUR FATHER KEEPS THIS GOING." "PLEASE, LIKE YOU AREN'T DESPERATE TO HAVE A GRANDCHILD." "ANY THOUGHTS ON WHEN YOU ARE FINN ARE TYING THE KNOT?" "THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER." "LOOK, SWEETIE." "IT'S JUST..." "WHAT I BEEN THROUGH," "IT CHANGES THE WAY YOU THINK." "HOLDING MY GRANDKIDS" "YOUR KIDS" "ON MY LAP..." "ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME." "( bells ringing )" "COULD I HAVE YOUR NAME, SIR?" "( siren wailing )" "Woman:" "HEY, IS THAT THE FATHER?" "JESUS CHRIST." "Man:" "YEAH." "CELL PHONES, CAMERAS, KEYS." "ALL METAL OBJECTS MUST BE PLACED IN A TRAY." " SIR, WHAT IS THIS?" " NITROGLYCERIN." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" " COLOGNE." "SMELL IT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME." " PROCEED." "( organ music playing )" "YOU'D THINK BIN LADEN WAS GETTING MARRIED IN THERE." "YOU REALIZE THEY MADE JOHN PAY FOR ALL THIS HEIGHTENED SECURITY" " OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET?" " ARE YOU KIDDING?" " THE GOVERNMENT DID THAT?" " MM-HMM." " ( Tony sighs )" " YOU OKAY?" " YEAH, IT'S HOT." " ALMOST THERE." "( beeps )" "Man:" "ALL METAL OBJECTS IN THE TRAY, SIR." " ( beeps )" " JESUS CHRIST!" "ARMS OUTSTRETCHED, PLEASE." "( electronic whining )" "( electronic whining )" "ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL NEED TO STEP OUT AND REMOVE YOUR SHOES, SIR." " OH, COME ON!" " IT'S ALL RIGHT." " TONY!" "TONY!" " ( crowd gasps )" " DADDY!" " A.J., GET HIM A CHAIR!" " I SHOULD HAVE WORN LOAFERS." " IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT, T. IT'S ALL THIS BULLSHIT." " IT'S A STEAM BATH." " I'LL GET A DAMP PAPER TOWEL." "SORRY." "HERE, TON', SOME WATER." "HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL." "ARE THE SHOES REALLY NECESSARY?" " SORRY, MISS." " Dante:" "LET ME DO IT, DON'TBEND." "ALL RIGHT." "I, ERIC, TAKE YOU, ALLEGRA, TO BE MY WIFE." "ALLEGRA." "AIN'T THAT A COLD MEDICINE?" "IT MEANS HAPPINESS IN ITALIAN." "WHAT THE FUCK'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH COLD MEDICINE?" "...FORSAKING ALL OTHERS SO LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." "Eric:" "IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH," "FORSAKING ALL OTHERS AS LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE." "Priest:" "ALLEGRA, REPEAT THESE WORDS." "I, ALLEGRA, TAKE YOU, ERIC, TO BE MY HUSBAND." "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD IN GOOD TIMES AND BAD," "FOR RICHER AND FOR POORER." "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD IN GOOD TIMES AND BAD," "FOR RICHER AND FOR POORER." "IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH," "FORSAKING ALL OTHERS," "SO LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE." "IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH," "FORSAKING ALL OTHERS, SO LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE." "( violin music playing )" "WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS PLACE, THE MONEY THEY'VE SPENT?" "IT'S EITHER THIS OR GIVE IT TO THE FEDS IN THE ASSET SEIZURE." "CHECK THIS OUT." "THEY GOT A WHOLE SEAFOOD STATION OVER THERE." " YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY, SWEETIE?" " I DON'T EAT FISH." "THE TOXINS." "PINOT GRIG FOR THE MISSES." " RUM AND COKE FOR THE KIDS." " THANK YOU." "AND A CLUB SODA FOR THE CONVALESCENT." "Carmela:" "THANK YOU, SIR." "SALUT." "HEY, THERE HE IS." "MEADOW, YOU LOOK STUNNING." " THANK YOU." " AND LOOK AT THIS YOUNG DENTIST," "ALL HANDSOME IN HIS CALVIN KLEIN." "SOME BEAUTIFUL GRANDKIDS THESE TWO WILL MAKE, HUH?" "SO, TON', YOU GOT A SEC?" "YEAH." "LISTEN, TON', I DON'T MEAN TO TALK BUSINESS," "BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU." "I MET WITH THAT GUY DEUTSCH, THE ONE FROM THE PLANNING COMMISSION." "NOT ONLY IS HE IN CHARGE OF APPROVING BIDS FOR ALL CITY CONTRACTS," "HE'S ALSO A DEGENERATE HORSE PLAYER." "SO HE'LL PLAY BALL?" "HE'S FUCKING JOE dimaggio." "AND THIS IS FROM WEEHAWKEN, THE STRIP MALL." "ENJOY YOUR DAY." "OH, HERE HE IS." "FATHER OF THE BRIDE." " GOOD TO SEE YOU." " JOHN, SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL." " IT WAS SO MOVING." " THANK YOU, HONEY." "I APPRECIATE IT." "ALL THIS." "HEY, GOOGOOTZ, YOU WANNA BE AN EVENT PLANNER," "YOU LEARN FROM THIS." "AN EVENT PLANNER?" "WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT?" ""STUFF" WOULD DO NICELY, A.J. WE'RE AT A WEDDING." "GOOD TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND." "YOU TOO, JOHN." " IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME." " OBVIOUSLY, I COULDN'T COME VISIT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL." "WHEN I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED, I WAS DEVASTATED." "THAT'S LIFE, HUH?" "SO SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S THE DAMAGES HERE?" "WHAT AM I IN FOR WITH MEADOW?" "NOT COUNTING THE HONEYMOON, 425." "SO ADJUSTING FOR INFLATION," "I'M LOOKING AT HALF A ROCK." "WHAT'S IT ALL FOR, THOUGH, TONY, HUH?" "WHAT WE PUT IN, THE GRIND." "ISN'T THAT FOR THINGS LIKE THIS?" "YEAH." "SO I HEARD PHIL CAME TO SEE YOU." "LET'S GO SAY HELLO TO YOUR DAD." "( lounge music playing )" "SO HOW YOU DOING HERE?" "YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?" " WHICH ONE ARE YOU?" " MY FRIEND TONY, POP." "HEY, I'M GONNA SAY A FEW THINGS," "AND THESE PRICKS ARE WATCHING," "SO I'M GONNA MAKE LIKE I'M TALKING TO YOUR DAD AND THEM." "HEY, AUNT..." "FARRIS." "HELLO." "WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO DO WITH THE LITTLE GUY," "I CAN'T DO IT." "THIS FUCKING PRICK," "HE'S DISRUPTIVE." "HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO STEP UP HIMSELF." " WHAT DID HE SAY?" " SO JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM PHIL." "HE'S A CANCER." "I CAN'T LET IT SPREAD." "WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE ONE OF YOUR OWN DOCTORS." "OH, I'D LOVE TO." "BELIEVE ME." "BUT MY POSITION IS NOT COMPLETELY SOLIDIFIED." "YOU SHOULD CALL DR. CUOMO." " WE'RE JUST TALKING HERE, AUNT LOUISE." " DON'T EAT THAT PEPPER!" " WHEN CARMINE DIED..." " WHAT?" "...RUSTY COULD HAVE BEEN BOSS." "HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN." "BUT HE DIDN'T WANT THE RESPONSIBILITY." "LIKE I ADVISED YOU." "SAY NO MORE." "IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW ANYWAY." "I NEED YOUR HELP, TONY." "SOME OF THESE GUYS, MY CAPTAINS," "THEY FIND OUT I'M BEHIND THE MOVE AGAINST HIM?" "MAKE THINGS WORSE." "I CAN'T TAKE THAT RISK WHILE I'M IN JAIL." "STAY OUT OF TROUBLE." "SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT MYSELF AT RISK," "SHARE THE SAME FUCKING JAIL CELL AS YOU?" " WHAT DID HE SAY?" " I DON'T KNOW." "FORGET IT, JOHN." "IT'S ALLEGRA'S WEDDING, TONY." "THE WAY THINGS ARE," "I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE AROUND FOR CATHERINE'S." "I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?" "THEN DO ME THIS FAVOR, TONY." "OKAY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." "I WON'T FORGET IT." "ALL RIGHT." "AND NOW THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR," "FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE," "LET'S GIVE A HUGE HAND AND A LOT OF LOVE TO... ( romantic music playing )" "MR. AND MRS. ERIC DiBENEDETTO!" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THEIR FIRST DANCE AS MAN AND WIFE," "ALLEGRA AND ERIC HAVE CHOSEN" "THE LOVELY... ( singing love song )" "PLEASE JOIN OUR BRIDE AND GROOM ON THE DANCE FLOOR." "( camera shutter clicks )" "HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE?" "I'M OKAY." " WANNA DANCE?" " REALLY?" "IT'S A SLOW ONE." "( camera shutter clicks )" "THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN." "OKAY, CORRADO." "( snoring )" " TAKING ANY MEDICATION?" " COUMADIN." "NOT BAD, CORRADO." " YOU GOT A TREE OUTSIDE." " DON'T BULLSHIT ME." "( whistle blowing )" "DOCTOR WILL BE IN LATER TO DO A THOROUGH ADMISSION." "SO, I'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU AT THE END OF THE WEEK." "YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HELP YOU NEED HERE, CORRADO," "SO YOU CAN AID IN YOUR OWN DEFENSE." "I DIDN'T SHOOT ANYBODY!" "CORRADO, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL, BUT YOU HAVE TO" "HE'S MY NEPHEW, GOD DAMN IT." "WHY WOULD I SHOOT HIM?" "WHY?" "THE GUN WAS ON THE FRITZ." "I WANNA GO HOME." " CORRADO, STOP IT." " I WANNA GO HOME!" "STOP." "YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE." "IF I DID IT, THE FUCKING GUN MALFUNCTIONED." "IT WAS OLD, OKAY?" "I SHOULD HAVE CLEANED IT." "TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP." "YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IN THE MORNING." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AT THIS TIME" "OUR LOVELY BRIDE WILL DANCE WITH HER FATHER." "( crowd aahs )" "( man singing festive song )" "THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, I'M THINKING." "WE BRING SOMEBODY OVER FROM NAPLES." "WHAT?" "COMPLETELY INSULATE OURSELVES." "THEY DO RUSTY," "THEY'RE BACK ON A PLANE OVER THE ATLANTIC TWO HOURS LATER." "I DON'T KNOW, T. YOU ASK ME, FARMING IT OUT" "IS A PUSSY-ASS MANEUVER." "EXCUSE ME?" "TON', THE ROLLATINE!" "HOLD ON." "IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT, WE SHOULD DO IT OURSELVES," "MAINTAIN CONTROL." "BETTER YET, TELL NEW YORK TO FUCKING HANDLE IT ALREADY." "JOHN JUST ASKED ME SPECIFICALLY." "SO IT'S LIKE THE MOVIE THEN." " WHAT MOVIE?" " ONE." "THAT YOU CAN'T REFUSE A MAN'S REQUEST" " ON HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING DAY." " NO, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND." "THAT I SHOULD BE ASKING HIM FOR SOMETHING HE CAN'T REFUSE." " SO DID YOU?" " NO." " YOU SHOULD ASK NOT TO DO THIS." " I ALREADY FUCKING AGREED." "LOOK, WE WANNA KEEP HIM PLACATED, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, THE SHIT WITH PHIL AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER" "AND THE PERPETUAL HARD-ON HE'S STILL GOT WITH US." "I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA." "WELL, I DIDN'T ASK YOU WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK." " COME ON." " YOU'RE GOING ALREADY?" "HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS AT WEDDINGS." "YOU MAKE ME SOUND RUDE." "CRAB CAKES." "I TOLD YOU I DON'T FEEL GOOD." "THEY DON'T KEEP IN THIS HEAT." "VITO, LET'S GO." "FRANCESCA, COME ON." "GOOD NIGHT." "( festive song playing )" "JOHN, GONNA HAVE TO WRAP THIS UP." "SIX HOURS YOU SAID." "I GOT TILL QUARTER TILL 11:00." "THAT INCLUDES TRANSPORTATION, SIR." " YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" " I TRIED, JOHN." "THEY WON'T BUDGE." "CAN HE HAVE SOME CAKE AT LEAST?" "YOU CAN PACK SOME TO TAKE WITH YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE." "HEARTLESS PRICKS." "OUT FRONT IN 20." "( crowd cheering )" "Woman:" "HERE THEY COME!" "THANK YOU, DADDY." " I LOVE YOU, BABY." " I LOVE YOU, TOO." "MOM!" "YOU CAME THIS CLOSE TO ALMOST MAKING YOUR GOAL." " HAVE A GREAT TIME, SWEETHEART." " I'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE LAND." "BYE, GRANDPA." "SAY HI TO DON HO." " I LOVE YOU." " ( siren wails )" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "!" " LET'S GO, JOHN." " WHAT?" "WAIT A SECOND." " LET'S GO." " STAND BACK, PLEASE." " CAN YOU LET MY DAUGHTER LEAVE AT LEAST?" " DADDY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN." "YOU MOTHERFUCKER." " OH MY GOD." " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM." " JESUS CHRIST!" "IS THAT FUCKING NECESSARY?" "STAND BACK." "NOW!" " ( crying )" " JOHN." "( whispers ) WAIT." "( gasping )" " ( thuds )" " MOM!" "OH GOD." "OH GOD!" " Man:" "IS SHE ALL RIGHT?" " GINNY!" "Woman:" "OH MY GOD!" "PUT HER HEAD BACK." "LET ME CHECK HER AIRWAY." "GO." "I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT," "MY ESTIMATION OF JOHN SACRIMONI AS A MAN" "JUST FUCKING PLUMMETED." "GIVE HIM A BREAK, WILL YA?" "IT'S AN EMOTIONAL DAY." "TO CRY LIKE A WOMAN?" "IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE." "HIS FUCKING COACH TURNED INTO A PUMPKIN." "WELL, EVEN CINDERELLA DIDN'T CRY." "WHEN IT COMES TO DAUGHTERS, ALL BETS ARE OFF." "I'VE SEEN TOUGHER GUYS THAN JOHN CRY AT WEDDINGS." "WELL, LEME ASK YOU THIS." "IF THEY CAN MAKE HIM CRY AND IF HE'S THAT WEAK," "WHAT THE FUCK ELSE CAN THEY MAKE HIM DO?" "I GOTTA AGREE WITH PHIL, TON'." "OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?" "TERRIBLE OUT THERE, HUH?" "POOR GUY." "HE'S AN EMOTIONAL MAN." "HE LOVES HIS DAUGHTER." "I want to give you a home, take care of you." "Love you." "Oh, Steve." "You don't know me." "I still love..." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" " I GOTTA MAKE SOME COLLECTIONS." " NOW?" " I THOUGHT YOU WERE SICK." " GO TO BED." "I'LL SEE YOU LER." "Maybe too much." "Don't think I want any less." "Do you love me?" "I think I do." "WE HAVE BEEN VERY LUCKY, TONY." "THE HOUSE, THE KIDS," "WHAT WE JUST WENT THROUGH AT THE HOSPITAL." "YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK IN LIFE." "I'LL STOP BY TOMORROW." "( rock music playing )" "WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME, NICKY?" "LET MET GET MY WALLET." "FUCKING SKEEVE THIS SHIT." "WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO TO BUY YOU A DRINK?" "YOU JUST DID IT." "VITO?" "WHAT THE FUCK?" " SAL, HEY." " FUCK YOU DOING?" "NOTHING." "I WAS HERE." "IT'S A JOKE." " YOU'RE A FUCKING FAG?" " WATCH IT, BUDDY." "YOU FUCKING WATCH IT, CUPCAKE." " GUYS, COME ON." "IT'S OKAY." " YOU THINK SO?" "SAL, PLEASE, IT'S A FUCKING JOKE." "RIGHT, SURE." "SAY HI TO YOUR WIFE." "I'M SERIOUS." "I'M" " SAL, PLEASE." "DON'T SAY NOTHING, SAL!" "FUCK THOSE JERKS." "WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT THEY THINK?" "WHAT?" "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE." " HONEY." " GO BACK TO SLEEP." "I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER." "( folk music playing )" "( rings )" " HELLO." " Is Sil there?" "VITO SPATAFORE." " HELLO." " What do you know?" "Whatdoyousay ?" "WHAT DO I KNOW?" "WHAT DO I SAY?" "It's three o-fucking clock." " IS TONY ALL RIGHT?" " THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING YOU." "CHECKING IN." "LAST I SAW, HE WAS HAVING DESSERT." "ALL RIGHT, THEN." " EVERYTHING ELSE OKAY?" " YEAH." "CALL ME ON MY CELL, YOU NEED ANYTHING." "THE POINT IS THEY MADE ME TAKE OFF MY SHOES," "AND I NEARLY PASSED OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY TRYING TO BEND OVER." " WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD." " PEOPLE MISINTERPRET." "THEY THINK YOU'RE WEAK, THEY SEE AN OPPORTUNITY." "THEY'RE MY FRIENDS," "A LOT OF THEM, BUT THEY'RE ALSO FUCKING JACKALS." " ALPHA MALE." " IT'S SUBTLE," "BUT SINCE I BEEN BACK, I BEEN NOTICING CERTAIN LOOKS" "AND PEOPLE QUESTIONING MY JUDGMENT WHERE THEY NEVER DID BEFORE." "SURE, CAT'S AWAY, BAD HABITS SET IN." "IN A PERFECT WORLD" "I JUST RELAX," "LET THEM THINK WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT." "ACT AS IF." "AS IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING VULNERABLE." "AS IF YOU'RE THE SAME OLD ANTHONY." "STRONG, "I'M SURE," DECISIVE." "PEOPLE SEE ONLY WHAT YOU ALLOW THEM TO SEE." "YEAH, I BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING." "THANKS FOR THE ADVICE." "GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE." "BRING THAT." "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!" "WHERE YOU GOING?" "HO, GET THE SKIP A CHAIR." "I DON'T WANT A CHAIR." "I'M FINE." "TON', HOW YOU DOING?" " WHAT ARE YOU WEIGHING THESE DAYS?" " DON'T ASK. 265." "LET'S GO." "HEY, WHAT'S UP, TON'?" " SKIP." " HEY, BOSS." "YOU TALK TO VITO?" "HUH?" "I CALLED HIM TWO TIMES." "HE NEVER CALLED ME BACK." "YOU TRY THE HOUSE?" "'CAUSE HE CALLED ME JUST THE OTHER NIGHT." "HUNGRY, T.?" "YOU WANT, I'LL HAVE BISSELL FIX YOU A SANDWICH." "NO NO, I'M GOOD." "I'M GOOD." "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?" "HUH?" "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?" "SLAMMING THE GODDAMN REFRIGERATOR DOOR." " WHAT?" "NO." " ARE YOU GONNA ARGUE WITH ME NOW?" "I DIDN'T EVEN OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR." "THE COKE WAS OUT ON THE COUNTER." "SO YOU ARE GONNA ARGUE WITH ME, HUH, YOU FUCKING MUTT?" "LOOK, TONY, I DON'T WANNA" "YOU DON'T WANNA WHAT?" "YOU DON'T WANNA WHAT?" "THIS FUCKING GUY, HUH?" "FUCKING PHILADELPHIA LAWYER." "( men gasp )" "Man:" "JESUS!" " DON'T DO IT!" " NO, DON'T DO IT!" "MY ARM!" "( breathing heavily )" "HOW'S THAT, HUH?" "YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY?" "( Perry moaning )" "GET UP." "SYNC:" "CFS-MP3" "Transcript:" "RaceMan"