"Previously on Faking It..." "Last week, a total of three people knew our names, an one of them was Irma the lunch lay." "You have to amit this is working for us." "I ha no iea this whole time that you've been having these feelings." "Well, we can't figure it out if we on't talk about it." "I was born with XY chromosomes, but I evelope as a female." "You have something to say, say it." "She kept Amy's secret." "She basically chose her over me." "o we have to o this?" "The last time we broke up," "Principal Penelope ha to call in a grief counselor." "This is a fresh start for us." "No more secrets, no lies." "So we're just gonna tell everyone we fake being a lesbian couple?" "Let's not go that far." "They' skin us alive." "We'll just tell them that we're consciously uncoupling." "What?" "We are." "An then you'll be the most eligible lesbian on campus, an we'll Ian you a smokin' hot girlfrien." "Come on!" "It's just what you nee." "What are you gonna o, fire starter?" "I on't know, lay low, eventually rift back in to ating guys." "Just the power couple I was looking for." "Penelope, we have some ba news." "Oh, ear." "Okay." "I'm all ears." "Um..." "Every relationship is a journey, an on that journey, there are etours, a, um... a fork in the roa, so to speak." "We've consciously uncouple." "I am so sorry to hear that." "I hope you two keep it civil." "I've seen enough lesbian breakups to know how brutal they can be." "Okay, I woul love to check in with your feelings, but at any minute, a busloa of refugees will be arriving from our sister school in Brazil." "Refugees?" "What happene?" "There was a tragic sinkhole accient." "It just, like... swallowe up their whole builing." "An that's why I was looking for you, Karma." "I hear you speak Portuguese." "Will you help translate?" "We have to make them feel at home." "Okay, great." "Gotta run." "Not a single tear?" "She in't even get misty." "I mean yay!" "Liam?" "Look, about our fight?" "I'm sorry." "You know, I want you to know I am always on team Liam." "In fact, I'm the captain, an we have these really cute uniforms." "Shane, on't sweat it." " We're goo." " Really?" "'Cause we haven't fought like that since I oute your G.I. Joes." "You ha to bring that back up." "Gung-ho an Snow Job were not gay." "It was the height of on't ask, on't tell." "You' be surprise." "See, this is why I love being best friens with a straight guy." "You know, no rama." "I ha enough of that with Pablo." " We're through." " Alreay?" "Wow, that must be a new recor." "I in't even get a parting Pablowy." "i you ate him just so you coul say that?" "No!" "Well, maybe." "oesn't matter, now that we're both single, let's get back out on the fiel an catch some rebouns." "Normally, I woul, but I've ecie to bench my ong for the season." "Boo!" "You're still hung up on Karma, aren't you?" "I on't get it." "Are her lips uste with cocaine or something?" "No, this is not about Karma, an I'm only hung up on her because..." "Little Liam wante to meet a lesbian, so he nees to be put in time-out." "Why are you punishing your penis?" "Hey, Karma is the one who lie." "Trust me, I eserve to be punishe." "No, you eserve to move on, an the best way to get over someone is to get uner someone new, stat." "Unless you on't want to get over her." "Of course I want to get over her." "I just think celibacy is the best way to o that." "I on't know." "In my experience, it only leas to blue balls an long, incoherent speeches about wolves." "The Brazilians are coming!" "Smile, people." "We're a country of immigrants." "Sure you on't want to start next week?" "Faking It" " Season 02 Episoe 03 "Lust in Translation"" "Churrasco?" "Where's my Crispy Kale Sala, Irma?" "I'm not sening you recipes off Pinterest because we're friens." "All this week, we're serving ishes from Brazil in honor of our special guests, so you might want to pack a lunch." "Lauren!" "Exciting news." "You're finally getting your hair straightene." "No." "This weeken we are throwing a traitional Brazilian Carnaval." "An by "we", I mean you." "Why on earth woul I o that?" "Because you blackmaile me into making you social chair, so now it's kin of your job." "They're in America now." "Shouln't they assimilate?" "Will you show a little compassion?" "These stuents are hungry." "They're frightene." "Some of them have been brutally injure." "She got a nose job." "Oh, you poor thing." "How i you become so cynical?" "If you on't want to o it," "I'm happy to appoint a new chair, an then they can plan prom." "Oh!" "Whoa, arling, where's the fire?" "Move it, moron!" "I've got things to o, an all these Brazilian pheromones are making me nauseous." "So I'm guessing from your outfit an that clipboar, you're the H.B.I.C. aroun here." "Yes, I am." "What exactly oes that mean?" "Hea bitch in charge." "i you just call me a bitch?" "No, no, no!" "I mean, well, yeah, but I meant it like, "it's Brittany, bitch."" "You know, not in a ba way." " Like in a gay way?" " Yeah, except I'm not gay, in case you were wonering." "I wasn't." "So where are we with the moving?" "No one gives a flying flip that we broke up." "They're all obsesse with these Brazilian beauties." "Ooh, speaking of, check out this coconut flan." "Share the flan." "Liam!" "Come meet my new friens." "This is Francisco." "He's a bench-warmer for the Brazilian soccer team." "At least that's the story I'm telling myself, because all he talks about is "futebol", an he's efinitely warming my bench." "An these are his friens, Alessanra an Julia." "Hi." "How are you liking Austin?" "They on't speak a lick of English." "Fortunately, they're fluent in boy language." "What are you oing?" "I'm giving you an opportunity to forget about Karma." "You know, take the green pill or the pink one." "Or both." "You nee to stop, all right?" "You nee to butt out." "An they nee protection from the sun's harmful rays, especially on their backs." "Um..." "I gotta go." "Bye." "Tell me everything." "Her name is Fabiana." "She share the last bite of flan, which means she's a giver." "That's all I got." "She speaks zero English." "Minor obstacle." "Other than that, everything is going accoring to plan." "Plan?" "You just lane yourself a smokin' hot girlfrien." "Karma, we just share flan." "Please, that was the most aorable meet-cute ever." " Meet-cute?" " Yeah." "It's the moment in a romantic comey where a girl meets her soul mate for the first time an sparks fly." "My life is not a romantic comey." "I can barely stan watching them." "Well, what about Pitch Perfect?" "I like the songs an the vaguely feminist message." "All I'm saying is tomorrow's Carnaval is the perfect place to fall in love with someone new." "I can't fall in love with someone I on't unerstan." "Well, then I'll translate." "Like a chaperone?" "No, like C-3PO." "I'm just there to convey information." "Listen, no butting in, okay?" "I mean it." "You have my wor, sir." "May the force be with you." "Oh!" "Is he as hot as I think he is?" "I saw him first." "Whew." " Mmm!" " Stop flinching." "It's a normal human reaction to have when someone comes at your eye with a tiny guillotine." "It's a curler." "Okay." "Can I ask you something?" "Yes, if you ie tomorrow, I woul cry." "I think a lot of people woul." "No, not that." "I was surprise that you were so into that guy." "I thought you took them off your menu." "I never sai that." "I guess I just assume that since you fell for me that that meant you were a lesbian." "Sometimes, my boy reacts to guys, even though my brain oesn't want it to." "It's like I'm a sexual hulk." "So you can see yourself having sex with a guy?" "One step at a time." "We're just talking about a high school carnival here." "Well, I think that this is great news." "You just ouble your chances of falling in love tonight." "Karma..." "I know." "I'm getting carrie away." "I promise to stop if you promise to stop flinching." "Welcome to America." "We hope you enjoy your visit but not too much." "You can't stay." "I feel weir implying I'm Native American." "This gown is hot." "My thighs are chafing." "Ugh!" "Go man the unk tank." "What are you oing?" "You aske for a carnival, an I elivere in a big way." "Carnaval!" "The Brazilian festival marking the beginning of Lent." "Well, you shoul have been more specific." "Lauren, you are showing them the worst of America..." "Snow cones mae with high-fructose corn syrup, a game that glamorizes the slaughter of ucks, an I saw a guy guessing a girl's weight for prizes." "Excuse me, laies, I just happene to overhear." "Penelope, you're not suggesting we censor what parts of our country these Brazilians see?" "What?" "No!" "I was just..." "Because the last time I checke, this was America, not China." "Stop twisting my wors." "What I meant was..." "Never min." "That was impressive." "It looke like you neee a han." "I in't." "But if you really want to help," "I coul use someone to man the bottle toss booth." "on't worry, aisy uke," "I got it covere." "The weather is really nice tonight." "It's that perfect temperature where you can wear a light jacket without getting pit stains." "I am not translating that for your own goo." "You're trying to connect with her, not seate her for surgery." "Try getting to know her." "Ask her what she wants to be when she grows up." "She sai that she wants to be a filmmaker whose ocumentaries change the way people see the worl." "Really?" "She sai all that?" "Yep, Portuguese." "So much sai with such few wors." "Tell her how much I love ocumentaries." "Next!" "Step right up." "Knock 'em own, an win your sweetheart a prize." "Aw." "Let me help." "What' she say?" "I on't speak Portuguese, but I think she sai, "butt out!"" "I got carrie away." "I'm sorry." "I promise it won't happen again." "It better not, C-3PO, or I'm gonna take you apart an sell you for scrap metal." "Uh..." "Huge favor to ask." "I'm trying to spen the weeken in San Francisco, if you know what I mean, but he has this real grenae of a cousin, an you know Brazilians an their cousins." "No." "Is that a thing?" "Huge." "Please take her off my hans for a little bit." "I promise, she's no Gisele, so there's seriously zero chance you'll be bunchening in your pants." "Pretty, pretty please?" "Fine." "I'll o it." "Ah!" "You're the bestest." "Raquel!" "You sai she was a grenae." "I can harly look at her." "Owe you one." "His family owns a small bakery in Rio, an he says you smell better than the shop on a Sunay morning." "No, he in't." "You pulle that from one of your stupi movies." "No, I in't." "It's wor for wor, I swear." "Tell him thank you, an he smells really nice too." "Uh..." "He wants to take you on the Ferris wheel." "What's going on?" "He seems upset." "What's wrong with you?" "Your scheming sent poor Manolo to the hospital!" "I was just trying to set a romantic moo." "Remember that scene at the en of Never Been Kisse?" "Oh!" "My life is not a movie!" "You are not the irector, an you can't press fast-forwar!" "Yum." "I'm sorry, but I on't unerstan what you're saying." "She sai you have lips like pink, pillowy clous." "Um..." "This is not what it looks like." "I'm just oing a favor to Shane." "He's hooking up with her cousin." "You know Brazilians an their cousins." "It's okay." "No nee to explain." "I'm..." "I'm gla you're moving on." "Karma, there you are!" "You know, Lauren's looking for someone full of hot air to help blow up some balloons." "Enjoy the rest of your ate." "As you were." "Oh, look, you're back." "Hmm." "Yeah." "That happene while you were away." "I fell in love with my best frien, an I finally got the guts to tell her, an everything got weir." "An now she can't wait for me to fall for someone else, but every time I look at her..." "My stomach gets these fluttery," ""I think I'm gonna barf" feelings." "An as much as I want them to go away," "I kin of on't, you know?" "Yeah." "I'm a human sinkhole." "Stan back." "We..." "Kiss..." "Now?" "Ugh!" "This is a school fair, people, not a thir-worl re light istrict!" "Pooh!" "I really wante that stuffe banana." "We have a winner." "What the are you oing?" "Um, volunteering out of the kinness of my heart." " You're welcome." " We're not socialists." "We on't give away prizes just for playing!" "Give me that back, Brani!" "No, this is my prize!" "For what, being the school slut?" "Ugh!" "Now it's your prize for being the school's biggest bitch!" " Ouch." " What?" "I know they all feel that way about me just because I on't want to hol hans an sing We Are The Worl." "Yeah, that's weir." "Like, once a month, maybe, but every ay in homeroom, ugh." "Just you wait." "That's just the tip of the melting iceberg." "I'll amit, compare to my ol high school, this place is stranger than my cousin's inverte nipple." "Right?" "Thank you!" "But it's also kin of awesome." "Oh, crap, you rank the kool-ai." "Come on!" "There's no bullying, no silly cliques, no soas in the vening machine." "Those are just empty calories." "Look, I'm not saying you have to start wearing leather." "Just loosen up a bit." "Are you calling me uptight?" "Just look aroun." "Everyone's having a great time except you, an I bet you're even prettier when you smile." "See?" "I was right." "What o you think you're oing, Nancy rew?" "I'm helping Amy move on." "So you can be with Liam?" "What?" "No!" "It's not about that." "I-I want her to be happy." "An why are you so angry at me?" "What i I ever o to you?" "You pretene you were a lesbian to be popular." "On behalf of my people, we fin that off-putting." "You were the one who oute me." "You coul have correcte me, but you in't." "You use your witchy ways an mae my two favorite people fall for you." "An I have no clue how you i it." "Nope, still on't get it." "How happy woul you be if I starte singing" ""You're the one that I want" right now?" "Where's Fabiana?" "I saw you two speaking the universal tongue." "She's a really goo kisser, but when I touche her, she turne me into an oompa loompa." "I'm sorry." "I pushe you to move on too fast." "I just really want..." "Me to fall in love with someone else." "I know, I get it." "I never expecte the way that I love you woul somehow not be enough." "You eserve someone who makes you happy." "You make me happy." "You know what I mean." "I o." "An I promise I will move on, but it just might take a while." "What o we o until then?" "on't let us off until her face turns green." "It's just a rie." "It's just a rie!" "That they built toay!" "Aah!" "I'll be sa when the Brazilians leave." "They've taught me so much about avoiing tan lines an getting the perfect calves." "Where's Raquel?" "Looks like you two were having some serious international relations." "I sent her home." "You know, this may come as a shock, but I'm not reay to move on from Karma." "What?" "No!" "If you're so smitten, then go be with her." "She's clearly still into you." "Just go forgive her for lying an live happily ever after." "I i forgive her." "That's not what's staning in the way." "So what is?" "Um..." "After you tol me the truth," "I got really runk, an I slept with..." "Oh, wait, let me guess." "Brani." "Soleil?" "That girl from homeroom?" "Amy." " Oh, my Go." " I know." "The guilt is killing me." "I have to tell Karma." "Whoo-hoo!"