"DAD WENT CRAZY!" "Hello, how are you?" "Good day." "Yes, wait a second." "Silvita, would you bring me a cup of coffee with some muffins?" " Yes, darling, yes." " Thank you, honey." " Good day, girls." " Good day." " Where is the sandwich?" " Patience, honey." "Lu, ok?" "Everything's fine." " Silvi, remember." " Oh, honey, I've got two hands, just two." "Mr. Gentile first." " Coffee, Mr. Gentile?" " No, thank you, Silvita." "I've got to go." "Well, enjoy your trip with your wife." " Thank you very much." "Well, Ofelia, I think that's it." "I think I'll be away for a week." "So..." "You go." "I'll call you to the hotel if anything happens." " Please." "Boy!" " Pablo!" " At what time is your flight?" "In 4 hours sir." "And I'm a little nervous about it.," "I always have some stuff about plane things, but well." "Don't you worry, Gentile, here, here." " What's this?" " This is the medal... of St. Onofre, which will protect you and your family." " Well, thank you very much." " And this is the stamp... of St. Christopher, who looks after travelers." "And does he do it fine?" " He's St. Christopher." " Oh, that's enough." "Fine." "The best for my Administrative Manager, ah?" "And remember what my father used to say," "Orion sneakers founder, "First God, then the family..."" "The family, boy, the family." ""...and then business."" " Sure." " May God be with you." "May God hear you." "See how many people, told you we had to come earlier." " Told you." " We have more than 2 hours left." " But, oh, dear!" "The blue bag?" "The bag?" " You have it here, on your shoulder." " Check on the kids, please." "They're coming behind us." "Please, let's get calm, because if we start like this we'll stay, ah?" "Yes, because it was my idea to have a second honeymoon... in the Dominican Republic, wasn't it?" "Now, what do you mean?" "You don't care about a second honeymoon with me, ah?" "No, but we could have gone anywhere else." " Mar del Plata, somewhere." " We go every year." "San Clemente del Tuyú, Ana." "Anywhere that..." "But no, you and your sister, decided now, that the exchange rate is, 3 to 1, you decided to go to the Caribbean." "You want the Caribbean now." "Do you realize it is not here?" "It's not here!" "We're going in circles, it's not here." " What is it?" "What's not here?" " The airline stand," " Where is it?" " There it is." "Look." " Where is it?" " There." " The boys are over there." " Last one of all." " Let's go, Juan." " Tickets, Anita, do you have them?" "We have to go back home." " Ana, the tickets." " What is it, Juan?" " You have them." " Where?" " We have to go back home." " No we don't." "You have them in your pocket, Juan." "Hello, Juan." "Happy face yours, ah?" " How are you doing?" " We're going to the Dominican Republic, Juan!" " Yes, we are..." "The kids?" " We're here, dad." "Why do you go away?" "You have to stay here." "At the airport with dad." "Calm everybody." "They want to rob us, Ana." " Ana." " What is it?" "Easy." "Don't make any..." "Easy, no tough movements." " They want to rob us." " Juan, please." "I have to change the dollar hiding place." "I have them here..." "I'm going to the men's room." "I would break your...!" "Listen to what I'm telling you!" "Shit, they will shoot me!" "Take my bag, so I won't pay for too much luggage." "The burglar watched me at the men's room, he didn't take his eyes off me." "Ana, I'm talking to you, damn." " Sir." " Yes." " Tickets, please." " Just a second, please." " Yes, sure." " Tickets?" "Yes." "Ana, the tickets." "She's asking for the tickets." "What tickets?" " The boarding tickets." " Oh, boarding tickets." "Why don't you say boarding tickets." "This new fashion, now." " It's the same." " Fine, it's the same but..." "So give me the tickets, Ana." "Give me the tickets." "Give them to me." " You have them, Juancito." " Don't make me mad..." "I gave them to you, before I went to the men's room..." "Ana, damn, I gave them to you." "Juan, you have them over here." "Here they are." "But, what game are you playing?" "I'm sorry, miss." " Thanks." "Passports?" " Yes, passports..." "I have them here." "The passports are here." "Here they are." " Very kind." " No, it's fine." "Do you know miss, how much a the dollar is in Santo Domingo?" " Not really, sir." " What should I do when I get there?" "Ana, don't break the balls." "What should I do when I get there?" "How much is the dollar in Santo Domingo?" "Did you ask at the agency?" "I don't know, Juan." "No idea." "When you get to the hotel, what should we do?" " I don't know." "Oh fuck you." "Nobody knows anything." "But surely the hotel will change dollars, won't they?" " Surely, sir." " Yes, surely." "I'm going to Barcelo Capela hotel, do you know it?" " No, sir." "Oh, where the hell are we going?" "Ana, nobody knows the hotel." " Where the fuck are we going?" " To the hotel!" " But where?" "They don't know it." " What do you want me to do?" "The boarding cards are here." "You will board at 8.30, gate 11, and please go and pay the boarding tax." "What fee?" "It was all included, don't drive me crazy." " I paid for it all." " Sorry, the airport fee is 17 dollars each." " Oh, but..." "Oh!" "Ana, they say I have to pay the airport tax." "Didn't they tell you it was all included?" "17 dollars, each, I have to pay!" " Well pay." " What?" "Pay, Ana?" "Pay mine too, I'll give them to you then, Juan." " Mom, you're in charge now." " Me, in charge?" "Juan I'm asking you, please." "They're calling twenty times now." " Yes, yes." " Bye!" "But, see he rushes me..." "Maca, you don't know..." "I didn't tell you anything." "With the office rush, the madness..." "With mom we have a reservation for." "Dad, we can go to Disneyland." "Ah?" " What?" "Wait a moment." " You'll miss the plane." "Let it go." "You drove me crazy with your 15th birthday party." ""Make a reservation"." "I do and now you tell me:" ""We can go to Disneyland"." " It was just a remark, dad." " Oh." "No, That's not it." " Now yes." " Ready?" " Now." "Well, bye." " Bye." "What, you're leaving?" "Repeat, last call for boarding..." " Gentleman." " Oh, the bags." "Yes, ready." "What really annoys me is that I came 2 hours earlier and now they are calling for last time." " Now, pass." "It's all right, it must be a key, please, I'm asking you, please." " Gentleman, please." " Yes, it's fine." " Arms up." " Damn, how childish." " Sir, please, come." " What is it?" " You have a pair of scissors here." " Yes, I do, so?" "You can't take them with you." "What do you mean I can't take it?" "What will I use to trim my fingernails?" "My teeth?" "You've got to be joking." "You can't take it!" "Haven't noticed the signs that say... you can't take this kind of things?" "You can't..." "You've got to take it out." "But, how?" "And if I do, what should I do with it?" "It's so absurd, this rule, let's agree on that." "I don't have anything..." "Who is it?" " What is it?" " Attention!" "I'll give you the scissors!" "Get this off me..." "I'll give it to you!" "I will!" " Here." " Thanks." "Hey, girl, how are you doing?" "You're so pretty!" "Well, if you want we can chat a little, ah?" "You know?" "Miss, I have a doubt." "We are four, ah?" "And my husband is missing but I don't see his seat." "Where is your husband?" "Come officer, evidently this man has drugs." " Yes, easy." " Get this dog off me!" " So?" "Is he missing?" " Yes, one is missing." "Of course one is missing." "It's my husband, and I don't see his seat." "Get calm, Mrs., we'll get to a solution." "Yes, but please, look for him, I know something has happened," "I feel it." " So?" " I don't get it." " It's the first time it fails." " What happened to you, Chuleta?" " He's angry." " But, what?" "With me!" " Get out!" "Out!" " Why do you take it on the dog?" " Don't you see he likes you?" " Ana!" "No!" "Don't close the door, my husband is missing!" "Juan, he's missing!" "No, don't close!" "Sorry, sir." " We repeat, Mr. Juan Gentile..." " That name is me." "Hey, Juan Gentile." "Juan Gentile, it's me!" "I'm Juan Gentile!" "It's me!" "Excuse me!" " Sir..." " Passport and boarding card." "Yes, I have it all." "I paid for it all." "I did." "Here you have the passport." "Here you have the AFIP form, here you have the boarding card, everything." "What else?" "Tell me what you want me to do for you and I'll do it." " Are you nervous?" " No I'm not." "I'm crazy!" "I'm not a madman actually but you have driven me crazy here." "Here!" "Since I got here!" "And particularly you!" "You can't deny that, since I got here, you've been watching me, everywhere." "In the men's room too, you were watching me." "As if I were a thief." "I haven't done anything." "You stripped me looking for drugs." "I don't have drugs, nothing!" "You got a dog here too!" "He did like this with a big shovel." "What do you want?" "What, did he want puppies with me?" "What did he want?" "Here I am." "What do you want now, ah?" "Want to see my ass?" "Want to?" "Look!" "Here she comes." " Juan!" " Moment." "Moment." " Are you his wife?" " Juan, I was so worried about you." " Are you ok?" " Are you his wife?" "Yes, we're going to Dominican Republic on a second honeymoon." "Yes, with my sister and my brother in law." " A four-person honeymoon?" " No." "I mean..." "No..." "No." "Honey moon, the two of us." "But Juan says we will get bored, the two of us, so, my sister is coming, my brother in law, we're all going." "Yes, yes." "Look, I'll let him get into the plane, under your wife's responsibility." "So you make yourself responsible for your husband?" " Want some time to think about it?" " Ana, please!" " No, no." "Yes, totally." " All right, sir." " Fine for me." " Let's go, please." " We're very delayed." " Follow me, please." "Juan, please, what happened to you?" "Tell me." "Man, the have driven me crazy with their stuff." "Made me sick." " They have, stripped me, Ana." " They stripped you?" " Yes, all my clothes, everything." " They saw your things?" "They took all my clothes off." "Yes, they did see all." "All my clothes." "Juan, look at me." "Did you change your underwear this morning?" "Ana, what are you saying?" "But you..." "You don't have the yellow one on, the one that was on its last breath, ah?" "I don't know if the yellow one, the black one or the purple one, so what?" "I'm telling you something else." "Tell me why they stripped you." "A dog started to bark at me, he drove me crazy." "He barked." " They thought I had drugs." " Do you?" " Ana, please!" " Well, the dog did bark at you." "Yes..." "Ana, do you think I have drugs?" " Well, but the dog barks..." " Don't break the balls." "Mrs. Over here." "You, excuse me." "Oh, we don't have the 4 seats together, Juan." "Juan, what happened to you?" "Were you at a shooting?" "What?" "We don't have the seats together?" "No, this lady has the same seat, that's the thing." " A land crew mistake, apparently." " Well, take her out... and you get me with my wife and my brother in law." "No, let's do this, I can put you over here, is it ok with you?" "No, it's not." "How could it be..." "I want to be seated with my family over here." "Now we have to take off because we are pretty much delayed." "But, are you telling me you are delayed because of me?" "Juan, what are you complaining about?" "Look at those women." " But I don't know." "Hello." " You can't use your cell phone." "Hello, son." "We don't find the keys, dad, don't you have them?" "Does he?" "He says he doesn't have the keys to get into the house." " Yes he does." "Sir, turn that phone off, please do." "Son, mom says you have them, ah?" "Sir, either you turn it off or you get off the plane." "Make her shut up, please." "I have my kids..." "They can be left in the streets, you tell me to turn it off, are you a mother?" "Are you?" "What?" "They found them, Ana." "Ana." "Are you ok?" " Not really." "I have to go to the toilet." " So go." "And does the plane move?" "I would die if it does." "Juan, It's all right." "Fix your hair it's all messed up." " Juan." " What is it?" "What do you need to do, No1 or No2?" "No1, No2 I couldn't go all day because I was so anxious." "Stay still for a while, you'll see you will do it." "Listen, and if you can, light a match." " I don't have matches, Ana." " So don't do it, Juan." "Well, I won't." "We're..." "But, I would crap on..." "Oh, damn." " Mr., what is it?" "Are you ok?" " Juan!" "Is it Juan?" " Excuse me, please." " It's Juan." "Juan, say something, please, don't scare me." " What happened?" " I don't know, a passenger started to shout." "If it is a heart attack, let me know, Juan." " Oh shit." " No, it's no heart attack." " Sir, open the door." " Yes." "Open it, please I'm asking you." "Look at me." " You should look at me!" "Sir, open the door." "I won't open, no one gets in here, for no reason at all." "You have to understand that if you don't open, we will brake into." "And if you get here, I'll kill myself, listened?" "I'll kill myself!" "Isn't this the passenger that got in with the shrink?" "Yes." "This woman is his wife." "Mrs., I'll have to break in, excuse me." "Anita, please, only you can enter." "Let's see, please, Mrs., please." "Come, Anita." "Come, please." "Nobody else, ah?" "I'm here, Juancito, my love." "Juan, what are you doing kneeling in the bathroom?" "I wanted to take a leak." "Yes, but you don't kneel to take a leak at home." "I don't like to hear bullshit, Ana." "Can't you see it's stuck in here and I can get it out?" "!" " No!" "The lid fell over it and he can't get it out." " What?" "Did he cut it off?" "Take it and you get it into a bowl with ice... and we put it on again in the Dominican Republic." "Sir, do me a favor, ask him if he has it." "Juancito, the Captain is asking if you still have it." "Yes, tell him I do, but I don't know if it will work." "Shit!" "Here, help yourselves with this." "No, why don't we grab him and pull backwards." " Wait, and if we break it?" " And if you pull your own eggs." "Faith, Juancito, pray a little." " Who is this?" "Who are you?" " What are you looking at?" " A passenger is here." " Ladies and gentlemen, please... we have to land!" "Excuse me, please." "At least we should screw it off, so we can take him out of there." "What?" "I'll be walking by the plane with the lid in my hand?" "Welcome." "Good evening." "Passports, please." " Excuse me, what are you carrying?" " No, I'll explain." "My husband had an accident back on the plane." "But that belongs to the airline, you can't take it with you." " No, he doesn't want to." " Give it to me, please." " He's not able to give it to you, sir." " Are you refusing to do so?" "I have my dick inside, I can't take it off." "I have the oil." "Breathe, Juan, breathe." "Breathe and push." "Push." "To push?" "What do you think?" "That I have a baby here?" "Get these people away, please." "Help a little, Juan, you have been complaining since we got off." "Don't move it any more." "We're opening on three." "Please, as if it were yours." "Take care!" "One, two, two and a half... three!" "Do you have it, sir?" "Do you?" "It was more important." "I don't want to be just one more in your life," "I don't want an empty bed any more." "I want to be free and to hug you, scream to the wind that I can love you." "I want you to be only with me, counting stars endless stars." "I can't share this love any more," "I have it inside my heart." "I want to star in our love." "Look Juan, look at this hotel." "It's amazing this place." " Look at his watermelon." " Oh, Camila, not here." "Look, look at the flowers." "Juan, look at these two mountains and that hill." "I'm not here to look at that." "Hey, what is it!" "Maquita?" "Have you seen Maquita?" "Oh, you're crazy!" "Oh, Maquita, here, your dad from the Dominican Republic!" "Hello, dad." "Fine." "No, dad." "But it is my birthday, what is the problem?" "You gave me to choose between the party or the trip," "Well, I want the trip." "I want the trip and that's it!" "Maquita, we will talk about that in Buenos Aires, fine?" "Fine?" " Have you seen that chocolate bonbon?" " Ah?" "They are looking at us." "Juancito, we're going to see at what time the gym class is, honey." " Fine." " Bye." "Behave, ah?" "Walking the shade." " Help me here, let's go the two of us." " What?" "Are you insane?" "When will you get one..." " Please!" "What's the matter with you?" " It's a procedure, I'll get her for you." "Don't you know me?" "You know I'm not like that, Mario." " But I am." " Well." "Want to see a love professional?" "Just look!" "They can see you, Mario." "Mario!" "That's nice." "A little more careful with the little ball, ah?" "Yes, fine, but..." "Well, straight up, all straight," "Your swimming class is about to start." "So everybody straight." "Ass out." "Now we'll learn to... dive into the water." "So everyone, pay attention." "Ass out, with me." "Come on, everyone..." "Ass, fine." "Arms forward." "Two, and three." "Very well, Pedrito, perfect." "Let's see." "Fredi, ass out." "Come on, come on." "Ass... out." "That's it honey, like that man." "Fine." "Look at her ass, what a nice ass." "That's it." "Look how well, Pedrito, the man does it." "Like that." "No!" "Juan, put your arms down." " Your arms, Juan." " Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me, please, it hurts..." "Oh my foot." "Oh, oh, oh." "My rib, everything hurts." "Easy." "Juan, how did you fall into the pool?" "Didn't you see there was no water?" "Of course I knew there was no water, how couldn't I?" " I'm not an idiot, ah?" " So?" "A boy passed running by and ran into me." "That happened." "Wasn't it a niggar, and you went on walking." "Do you think I'm in the mood with what has happened to me?" "I'll find that kid and he'll get a piece of me." " Juan." " What?" "Can you piss by yourself or do you need some help?" "I'll help!" "Juan." "What?" " Juan." " Yes." " Juan!" " What?" " Hello." " What is it?" " Hello!" " Yes, I heard you, what's the matter?" " Hello." " Well Anita," "What is it with the hello hello, ah?" "Nothing, now!" "Damn, what is it with her?" " Nothing." " But, you screamed?" " Why would I scream?" " You have to scream, Ana." "They like us to scream." "They love it." "Yes." "Let's see." "Stop Camila, stop it." "Please, what a scene." "Give me four of these, please." "Four?" "When we do the exchange later on... this will be very expensive." " What is it?" " Cover me, Juan." "With what?" "No, Mario." "No." "Don't do the..." " Mario, no." "No." " Look!" "Look that over there." " Come, cover me." " No, Mario." "I won't be an accomplice." "No, Mario." "She'll love it." "She'll love it." " Let's go across the street." " Well, let's go." "If you bought here, don't go to another place." "No, maybe I'll find some cloth for Maquita's dress." " You stay calm." " She doesn't want a party." " And if she does?" " And if she does." "May God hear you, if she wants it, our daughter." "Look at that store, Juan." " Come, come." "Cover me." " No, Mario." " They may notice us." " No, Juan." "It's all right!" "But, how can it be all right?" "Mario, Mario." "Hello." "Hello." "How are you?" "Fine." "How are you?" "Sure?" "Get out of there!" "Lmmediately, get out of there now!" " Don't you see?" "What happened?" " What were you doing?" "You were watching that one, the one walking over there, ah?" "Who?" "Me..." "No, Anita, I wasn't looking at anyone." "In fact, I stumbled and I don't know why I fell in here." "But really, are you crazy Ana?" "I wasn't looking at anyone, damn." " Juan!" " Wait." "So, this is what I say..." "Who are you talking to?" "With the..." "I..." "I had some things left from work, ...that's why..." " But, Juan," "We're on vacations enjoying, don't think about work, honey." "No, I don't know what happened." "Come on, baby." "I saw some pretty stuff over here." "Come." "Well, Emma." "Well, thanks." "Fine, thanks." "Thanks." "There's nothing to it, Juan, she doesn't want the party." "She wants to go to Disney with her friends." "She's so naughty, this little girl." "But she won't do it." "She will have the party as it has to be." "It's that way." "And she will dance the waltz with her dad, friends, cousins, uncles, grandfathers, as it should be, and that's it." " Calm down." " Well, damn." "Nowadays girls choose either a party, or Disney with their friends." "And how's that?" "Does the father have to go to dance the waltz there?" "No, you're not invited." "I could kill her!" "Full of excitement." "My anxious heart." "You are the star that lights my way, you cover with your light, my fantasies and dreams." "I'd like to be with you, (and start something nice." "I would like to conquer you, but I'm scared of looking for you." "I would like to be with you, and you to give me your caring." "I would like to conquer you, it's no sin to love you." "Applause for the dancers and the orchestra!" "And now we would like one of our guests to step on the... stage with some rhythm, let's see who dares, you." "You!" "Bravo!" "Applause for this gentleman!" "And clapping your hands, everybody." "Juan!" "It's fine, Juan." "Calm down, nothing happened." "Juan, look at me, didn't you see the stage ended over there?" " I didn't." "It seems I didn't." " He didn't see." "Well, with so much looking maybe you..." " Shut up!" " Let's all shut up." "Let's shut up!" "Hello." "No, Anita is not here." "What Anita?" "You are Anita!" "How are you?" "Oh, yes, we're fine, enjoying a lot." "What about you and the kids, how are you?" "We're fine." "Don't you worry... because my grandchildren are saints." "Christiancito was studying all night long, because he had a test." "What do you think?" "He got a nine." "Now he's getting some sleep because he was very tired." "What Maquita?" "Oh, Maquita." "She's studying... at a friend's house." "Yes, I have good news for you." "It seems we're going to Disney." "With FunTime." "With Fun Time!" "Come on." "Let's go to the gym class." "Well, let's go." "Listen, one thing, the sunblock, don't..." "What are you doing with your shirt?" "Don't take it off, look at the sun." " The hat." "Where's the hat?" " No." "Well..." "I didn't..." " It's starting in no time." " Are you staying?" "Where do you want me to go?" "Go calmly." " Take care, Juan." "Two." "Three." "Four." "Five." "Six." "Seven." "Eight." "One, two, three." "One, two..." "Jump." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two..." "Come on." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "That's it." "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "And now we'll thank the prettiest chicken here." "Nice and wonderfull." "I mean, the funniest dad, that has joined us to play, gentlemen." "Big applause." "Let's go again!" "Two." "Three." "Come on." "Four." "Five." "I'll help you." "No." "But, what a thing." " Juan!" " Oh, sorry." "What...?" " Everything fine?" "Is your class over?" " What are you doing like that?" "What are you laughing at?" "I don't get it." " Juan, I'm talking to you." " And I'm listening, but I want to answer him and he won't stop laughing." "What is it?" "Explain it to me, what are you doing dressed as a chicken?" " What chicken?" " And your orthopedic collar?" "I was robbed!" "He was robbed, and you, "Oh, how was it?"" "Why shouldn't I trust him?" "Who could steal an orthopedic collar?" "It may have fallen, maybe he lost it, I don't know." "Listen to me." "Either you fuck Juan, or you lose him, ah?" " Did you scream?" " Ah?" " I asked you if you screamed." " No." "I haven't spent time on it." "You have to scream the hell out of you, Ana." "And when you are you open the watermelon" " What?" "And if it hurts?" "I said I was collaborating with a kid's birthday party, Ana." "And what am I telling you?" "You don't listen when I speak to you." "That's the problem, you never listen when I speak to you." "Help!" "Someone help me, please, help!" "I need help, please!" "Help, please!" "Sir, over here!" " Hello." " Hello." "Sir, I need help." "The kitten fell and he can't get up again." " What kitten?" " The one over there, near you." "Oh, fuck..." "And how do I get over there?" "And what do you want?" "Do you want me to go there?" " Yes, please." "It's a little dangerous to go over there, Madam." "No, he's very calm." "He's just frightened, please, help me." "For the kids." "I will thank you forever." "Please, help me." "No, if I could..." "Daddy, come on." "Come on!" " I don't know if I will be able, ah?" " Of course you can." "Please." " That's it!" " Oh, damn." "Oh, damn!" "Oh, shit!" "Come here kitty, with dad." "We got it, ah?" "Come." "Come here." "You can call her by her name, she's called Tintona." "Tintona?" "How nice." "Tintona, come you piece of shit." "Come here." "Get out, son of a bitch." "Out!" "Out!" "You saved my kitten!" "Bravo!" "Sir, I will thank you forever." " Forever!" " Damn, Mrs..." "Thank you." "Brave, my friend." "Hello, are you going?" "Hey!" "Oh, he left me, here all alone." " Juan!" "What are you doing there?" " I don't know really." "Juan, no!" "Let yourself go!" "Juan, please, don't!" "Juan, I'm begging you!" "I won't ask you to do anything else, please, don't do it." "Think about your mom, think about the kids." " Juan, please!" " Let him to me." "I'm a professional." "Leave me." "And you!" "Come on." "Weren't you letting go?" "Come on, we're waiting, let go, damn." "An Argentinian tourist wanted to commit suicide by throwing... himself from a high floor of a hotel, in the Dominican Republic." "Circumstances that made him try to do this are unknown... but the police psychologist let us know... that he could be going through a family crisis." "Finally he was rescued and taken to a psychiatric hospital." "Hello." "Mom, what happened?" "I'll explain it to you, your dad went close to a balcony cornice... to save a kitten." "I'll put him on, ah?" "He'll explain it." "Here, explain the crazy thing you did." "Hello." "Hello, dad!" "Daddy, I love you!" "But, what happened dad?" "Well, the circumstances..." "And what if you fell and killed yourself, dad?" "I would die!" "I would die if anything happens to you, dad!" "I'd die!" "No, sweetie." "No." "Be calm, nothing will happen to me... ever." "Ah?" "Daddy loves you." "So please, don't think strange things." "It's over now." "I don't forget we have to dance your... 15th birthday waltz, ah?" "But, dad, waltzes and parties are not for me." " Well, bye Maquita." " Bye." "Swear to me that you didn't want to kill yourself over there!" " Oh, Ana, please." " Are you all right?" " Yes, I will touch your watermelon, Juan." "Ana, what is it...?" "Are you feeling ok?" " Juan!" " Don't scare me." "Ana, please, don't scare me!" "Ana, easy." "Hello." "Hello." "Anita, please, what is it?" "Please, a doctor here..." "Ana!" "Now!" "I don't know, my wife is screaming." "An ambulance, please." "Thanks, 3, 2, 3." "Very kind." "An ambulance is coming, darling." "Now!" "Is it over?" "Ah?" "Honey." "Oh!" "Maybe it's just gasses, Anita, ah?" "Look that one over there, it's too good." " Oh, Juan." " What are you doing?" "There are too many people over here, why don't you go and find some seats?" "I'll bring you what you want." "But what are you going to ask if you don't know what we want." " Wait that..." " Weren't we asking for ice cream?" "Ask, ask." " I want one of those weird fruits..." " Hurry he's going!" "Wait!" "Oh, I know, mango and maracuya - (¿?" "¿ ¿?" "¿?" " I want papaya and maracuya." " Maracuya, fine." " Juan." " What happened?" " I want my ice cream too." " Well, ask." "I want..." "Russian cream and a black cream." "Which is that cream, Marito?" " I want too." " Yes." "Oh, Juan, bring me the black one so I can try it, please." "Now everybody wants a black one!" "Four chocolate ones coming." "Hello." "I'm fine." "Hello." "Hello." "Do you remember me?" "Of course I do." "Me too..." " And the kitten?" " The kitten?" "Yes, the one I got up there, I almost killed myself." "Oh, he got lost." "But I will never forget what you, did for the kitten." "Never." "Neither will I, thanks." " See you at the exit?" " At the exit?" " Yes." " No, it's better there, at the door." "Finally you didn't get me the black cream, to taste." "You didn't bring it to me either, you brought me Chirimboya, not that." " Me too." "Let's see." " What?" " The hand." " What is it?" " No, the other one." " Yes, ah?" "Your ring is missing!" "What do you...?" "Oh, I was robbed!" " Oh no, I'll die!" " Calm down, Anita." "Calm down." "What happened?" "What happened?" "Maybe it slipped off." "Maybe?" "But, how can it slip off?" " It was blessed." " That's why I say..." "Let's get calm." "Where do we come from?" " The ice cream shop." " I'll look for it there." "I'll..." "Find it, Juan!" "Hello, mom, dad, I'm here." "Oh, Juan, you took so long, I was worried." " Yes, honey." " You wouldn't guess." " Found it?" " What?" " The ring, Juan." "No." "No, but fine." "Everything's fine." "Fine, fine I." "Because it is all settled." "I made the report, they told me, very rhythmically, they said: "Forget about it sir, we'll find it for you", and listen how curious thing, they say it is not the first time a wedding ring gets lost... in Dominican." "Listened?" "So I say:" "Really?" "A beautiful chat, it was." "So..." "They do get lost." " And do they find them?" " I don't know..." "Not immediately." "Surely before we go they will find it." " I hope so." " Let God hear you." " Get this man, I don't know if..." " Yes, what is it?" " Yes?" " What should I do with the bike, Sir?" " I don't know what you want." " He's going out again." "My husband?" "With that bike?" "Please, but..." " Well, then you tell me." " I don't know what you want me to." "Fly!" "What do you want me to tell?" "I don't get it." " Listen to me." "Juan, look at me." " Yes." "The ring is everything to me." "The boys, the family, everything." " Look for it Juan, please." "Look for it!" " And how?" " I'll phone Buenos Aires." " Yes, darling." "How are you doing?" " What is it?" " With what?" "Introduce myself to a friend of that piece of woman." " Which piece of woman?" " Not to daddy, Juan!" "I'm... crapping myself." "Finally you jumped the fence!" "Oh, damn!" "Where were you?" "Fine, now calm and enjoying." "Honey, the police found it." " I'll wait for you at the beach." " Oh, I'm so happy!" "Emma, and the kids?" "Oh, damn." "Oh, I was so scared, Ana, but..." "No..." "No, I was at the beach and I wanted to come and see the doctor... that looked at me when I fell in the pool, remember?" "He was so kind, I mean, well, I wanted to give him a present..." "And surely the doctor has a pretty daughter, ah?" " I don't now." "No..." "No..." " You don't know shit, Juan!" "What's the matter, Ana?" "I don't get it..." "What...?" "What's this?" "Are you following me?" "What is it with you, pal?" "Why do you speak to yourself?" "Tell me, what is it?" " Me?" " No." "No..." "The thing is..." " Who is it, dad?" " A visit." " Hello." " Hello." "For me?" "Yes." " That's it." " So?" "I couldn't find him anywhere." "He's not in the men's room." "Oh, damn, what if he had an accident?" " Oh, Ana!" " He was kidnapped!" "I know, he was kidnapped." "Well, she's called, the del Plata queen, it's on the shore of the widest river in the world, the widest." "It has lots of great things." "It has a beautiful avenue, Rivadavia Avenue, the longest in the world." "And the widest too 9 de Julio Avenue." "It's huge." "That has several..." "Bariloche, that is like Switzerland." "We have..." "I don't know, well, the waterfalls." "The waterfalls are... far, but by far, the biggest on the planet." " Well..." " My name is Dolores." " Dolores?" " Yes, and yours?" " Juan." " Fine, Juan." "So..." "I'll go to..." "Bye, Juan." "See you tomorrow?" "Ok." "Bye!" "*" " There!" "That's him!" " Don't move!" "Freeze!" " Don't move!" " I did nothing." " Shut up!" "Fuck!" " Don't catch me here, sir." " Shut up!" "Shut up I said!" " I did shut up, sir." " Now, speak." " I'm a tourist." "I was taking photos." "Just looking around, please." "Your wife's almost crazy looking for you." "The whole police department is searching for you." "So just tell me right now where you were, or I'll arrest you." "Speak!" "Tell me!" " I'll tell you the truth." " Speak!" "If my wife hears about this she'll kill me." "Here he is!" "Here!" "Got him!" "Juan!" "Love!" "My dear, I was so scared, Juancito" " My sweet love." "I thought the worst had happened to you." "What happened?" "Well..." "You know..." "I said, what's this...?" "Because..." " They're coming, they're coming!" " Who's coming, Juan?" " The picketeers, love." "It was..." " Here, too?" "Picketeers?" " Now over there, they're different." "Bigger, I mean." " No!" "They have..." "They grabbed me from behind..." "What do you want?" "Where?" "What else to you want?" "They burn tires, wear hoods, they had this stick..." "I came with you, Mrs. Dolores." " Name's Ana." " Ana." "That's it." "Juan, but why did you leave the beach?" "No." "Yes, I mean." "Good question." "I didn't... didn't want to leave, but then I saw you and said." "What am I doing there?" "I remembered the store, that place we saw for the kids..." "I just wanted to buy Maquita something, to..." "And then, I..." "So, I say, let's go." "Now, when I get there, the picket stopped me." "Yes, I brought him, Mrs. Dolores." " Are you deaf?" " Ana." "My name's Ana." " Thank you, Mrs. Dolores." " Ana!" "Name's Ana!" " What's the matter with him?" " Juan, focus." "Look at me." " No, well, but..." " Never mind." "Never mind." " Look at me." " I'm here, love." " Now, let me ask you something." " Yes." " Let's never part again." " I love you." "We must always stick together, the four of us." " Forever." " It's dangerous, Juan." " I'm... about to..." "Let's go." " Let's not make a big deal out of this." " Let's go have a drink." " Not again." "Go, then" "Thank you, sir." "It's OK, love, don't you worry about this..." "Will you ride your bike, sir?" " Juan, please." " I'll beat the crap out of you." " As you please, sir." " No, Juan." "Shove the bike up... you know..." "up your ass." "OK, honey." "Now I see you're OK I can relax." "After all you've gone through, love." "I'm going up to talk to the kids." " Talk?" "Again?" " Yes." "Just to relax about it." " Rest..." " First come with me to the shopping arcade..." "I want to buy great stuff." "Don't use the credit card." "Pay cash, please, I beg you." "Later on we can spend, Anita." " Three to one means..." " Tell me." "Tell me." " What?" " What do you mean, what?" "Has Marito ever hidden the truth from you?" "Sir, that's the hot girl we saw on the beach?" "No." "No." "Just a wink." "Yes or no." "Tell me." "Is it that girl?" " Yes." " No!" " No!" " Mario." "Son of a bitch, please, I beg you..." " Don't make me..." " I want details... all of them." "The door opened, it was a battle, wasn't it?" "Left it all there." "I can guess." "What about the goats?" "Let them go fast?" "Or slow?" "Juan, tell me." " No..." " Tell me." "Marito," "I met her 2 days ago." "That's all." "No, Juan, not that." "This is... just an affair." "You didn't fall in love, did you?" " Did you talk to the kids?" " No answer." "Must've gone out for a pizza." "Try again later." "Left your underwear on the bed." "Put it one, come on." "I love you, you know?" "Are you talking to me?" " I'm saying I love you." " So do I." "So do I, you say, as if..." " What?" "You're the love of my life, nothing, nobody matters more to me, than you and the kids." "I want them to..." "Were you saying something?" "I mean, I love you." "This I tell you!" "That I love you!" "All right." "What's the matter?" "Why this fuss?" "Screw you!" "I won't say it again." "You don't care." "What is it I don't care about?" "Tell me!" "What?" "It's obvious I love you more than whatever love you feel for me." "Come on, Juan." "Don't get so mad, don't go there." "Oh, mad?" "Is this mad?" "Silly, maybe?" "Well!" "Fine!" "What is it, Juan?" "Really." "I tell you you're acting weird." "Nothing." "It's nothing." "I'm not taking that tour." " Why not?" " Not feeling well." "My stomach's upset." "I don't feel like going." "I told you not to eat so much trash!" "(Feel my body on you,)" "I feel your body so close to me." "Your warmth, I can't forget it, when you touch me I get the vibes." "I want you to be with me, just with me, counting stars never ending stars." "I can't share this love," "I have inside my heart." "I don't want to be just one more, don't want an empty bed." "I want to be free to hug you, shout in the wind that I can love you." "Time goes by and I can't help it," "I don't know..." "if you can buy that." "I'm that simple woman who wants, to feel loved not used." "I want to be..." "Son of a bitch!" "Take her away, Mario." "Please, take her." "Hi, I'm Marito." "She's hot!" " So hot!" " Take her, please!" "Relax, Juan, if there's one thing I know, it's this." " At last!" " Go away." "Isn't Juan dancing over there?" "I thought Juan was dancing here, but then I said, no..." " I thought I'd seen him, too." " You're not covering for him, are you?" "Me?" "I don't want to be one more," "I don't want an empty bed." "I want to be free to hug you, shout in the wind that I can love you." "I want you to be with me just with me, counting stars never ending stars." "I cannot share this love I have deep inside my heart." "Music!" "Music!" "Music!" "Music!" "Music!" "Music!" "Music!" "Music!" "Look, it's your picture." "Here, again, the heading." "And your picture again." "ARGENTINE GAY SCANDALIZED DOMINICAN" "What will the kids say if they see it on the Web?" " No, well..." "Juan, are you gay?" "That's what it says here, and if the newspaper says so..." "Stop laughing!" "We're talking..." "You laugh at us, right in front of us." "What?" "Juan tell me what you were doing, with your face up the trumpeter's fly." " I was looking for you." " Ana, you're there!" "What do you want?" "Are you doing this on purpose?" " Stop it." "Please, Juan." " But, what are you doing?" " Stop it!" "Look at me!" " No, it's over." " Juan?" " I'm here." "Juan, do you want to tell me about this?" "Sit down." "Anita!" "It's me, Camila." "It's me." "I know it." "I can't motivate him, can't turn him on." "Don't know why we came on this second honeymoon." "I'm... just a failure." "Should have stayed with the kids in Buenos Aires." "It's not you." "Juan is acting odd." "What if the odds is another woman?" "I'm desperate, Mario." "Don't know what I can do." "This is crazy." "Been married for 18 years, and now I'm... the kids..." "Now, this thing with Dolores, it's a high, it's so exciting, and..." "I can't handle it." "Do you get it?" "Tell me something." "Help me, please." "Leave her." "Stop seeing her." "No." "How could I?" "How can you fall in love with a girl in the Dominican Republic?" "Shut up, please!" "OK." "I'll talk." "But, will you cover me up with Ana?" "Relax." "You just go with the flow." "Just look at me and go with the flow." "Hi." "Sorry for bothering you, but..." "I need to tell you something, Dolores." "I need to tell you something too, Juan." " What?" " Thanks for coming, love." " Why?" " It's my birthday." " What?" " Yes." "I have this dark-haired girl, I'm in love" "I have this dark-haired girl, I'm in love" "Her tiny waist drives me nuts." "Her tiny waist drives me nuts." "She moves so gracefully." "She moves so gracefully." "I'm stuck with her can't say I'm not." "I have this dark-haired girl, I'm in love." "I have this dark-haired girl..." " Hi." " At long last." "Hi." "Been waiting for you for over an hour, to have dinner." "Where have you been?" "Why are you looking at Mario?" "I'm talking to you, Juan." " Just... because I love him." " Where have you been?" " Yeah, I... went to..." " To..." "Juan, I'm here." "Don't look at Mario." "No." "I mean." "Just went to get some... er..." "Gifts for the kids." "And I went into this store, and then this other one, and I couldn't find..." "I mean..." "Then I came here, and you'd left the room." "You didn't wait for me, either?" "What did you get them?" " Whom?" " The kids." "You said you went to get them something." "What was it?" "Yeah, Maquita I got..." "Help me, son of a bitch." "There." "There." "Let's toast to our last night here in the Dominican Republic." " Our last night?" "Yeah, we're going back tomorrow." "What's your planet?" "Tomorrow?" "Oh, Juan." "Juan." "Don't you cry, please, Dolores." " You're not coming back." " I will come back, Dolores." "Don't know how, but I'm coming back." "I love you so much!" "I'm in love with you." "I can't stay any longer, because it's beyond my choice, the executives in my company are going tomorrow, and I have to go with them." "I don't want to lose my job." "That's it." "Hi, love." " Shall we go into the toilet?" " Yes, love." "Of course." "What are you doing with this woman, Gentile?" " What is it, love?" " No... nothing." "It's just a second, that's all." "Just a second." "You'll see now." " Now?" " Now." "Shall we go in?" " Shall we?" " Let's." "Now, yes." "Now, yes." "Come in." "Love, why should I sit here in the rear seat, and by myself?" " I want to be with you." " And I want to be with you!" "I mean... well, I couldn't get us to sit together." "No seats." "Besides, I'm traveling with the President of my company." "I want you to meet him, but we have to do it the right way, we'll have a party." "That's what I want." "Fine, baby." "First, a kiss..." "No, well." " Not here." "Not here." " Never mind." "I do mind." "I do." "Gently." "Well, all right." "Oh, fuck!" "I broke the plane!" "I broke the plane!" " Never mind." "I do mind..." "Don't push." "Well, all right." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "My foot's in it." " It's stuck." " Let me see." " Relax, honey." " How could I?" " Let's do this together." " I'm dying." " Now." " It's broken." "Slowly." "Gently." "You'll rip my leg off." "Is everything all right, sir?" "I'm just constipated." "All right." "Just ring us if you need help." "I will." "It's all right." "Relax." "You should go." "We don't want anyone to..." " To do what?" " I mean, we don't need..." "I'm an expert in toilets." " I'm here all the time..." " Sure, love." "Now, pull your foot out." "Because the toilet..." "You go." "Go." "Relax and go." "Fine." "I'll wait for you at the stop, honey." " At the stop." " Love you." " And I don't..." " Don't take too long." " No." "I mean..." " Ok." "Another one." "No." "You won't fool me now." "You won't fool me again." "Now, look" "No, you'll see." "You're not here." " Can't see them." "Where are they?" " I can't see them either." "There they are!" "There!" "What's up?" "What's up?" "It looks like something's going on." "What is it?" "Tell me." "What's up, Anita?" "Tell me, what is it?" "You Dad's come with a woman." "Together, at last, love!" "Is there something wrong?" "What?" " I need to tell you something, Dolores." " I love you too." "I lied to you, Dolores." "I'm married, and I've 3 kids." "Don't you laugh, please." "It's true." "I lied." "I'm married, with kids." "I don't know what happened." "I lied, so disgustingly, and I'm desperate... it's unforgivable, what I've done to you." "Now, something happened, I realized when I got here, here in Ezeiza I realized, that I can't handle this." "I've never done this in my whole life, Dolores." "Love." "I love you." " You don't get it." " I love you so much." "My wife was with me, in the Dominican Republic." "I came with here, on the same plane." "I lied." "I lied to you." "Yes, but I love you, Juan." "Floor fifteen." "The door closes." "Good morning, Natalia." "Any messages?" " Yes, quite." " What's the matter?" " You're disgusting." " What?" " You filthy pig!" " But, what is it?" " And you ask me?" " But what... what?" "Uh?" " What?" " Bravo, Gentile!" " Gentile!" "Gentile!" " You scum!" "Bastard!" "Filthy pig!" " Good for you!" " You're disgusting!" " No." "It's not that way." " What a shame!" " Good morning, Ofelia." " Welcome, sir." " Any messages?" " I'll bring your coffee right away." "Hi." "Fernando, dear, your lawyer." "How are you?" "Not too good." "Fernando, not too good." "You?" "Bad." "Ana's filed for a divorce." " What?" " Your wife, line two!" "Wait a minute, please, don't hang up." " Anita, love." " Son of a bitch!" "Son of a bitch!" "No, Anita, please, listen to me, please." "I need..." "Ana!" "Ana!" "Fernando, that was Ana." "Well, the divorce, I was telling you, it's mutual agreement." " I don't want to get a divorce." " Ana does." "And it's enough if one of the parties wants it." "So, custody's for her." "The house goes to her, the car goes to her, the apartment in Mar del Plata goes to her." "And 50% of your income goes to her as well." "Now, stuff, and household appliances, go to her." "Time deposit, to her..." "Ah, the car, your car, that you may keep and let me tell you it's a good arrangement." " Go fuck yourself." " Your ex, line one." " Yes." "Second thoughts." " Ana, honey." " You filthy pig!" "You're a bastard!" " Anita..." "let me tell you..." " Your brother in law, line two!" "Yes, but...!" " Hi, Marito." " Oh, Juancito." " I'm dead." "What can I do?" " Deny it." "How could I deny it." "She saw me with Dolores." "Deny." "Deny." "And then... she'll start to wonder if she didn't see well at all." "Deny it!" "Listen to me, get pissed off!" "Then, she'll write it down and keep a record, and pester you." " I'm going to the office." " Too bad!" "Yeah, no big deal, you moron, why did you fall in love?" " Your daughter, line three!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Maquita, baby." " I hate you, Dad!" "I hate you so much!" "How could you?" "You're ruined my life!" "Disney, FunTime, school, my friends, my boyfriend, you've ruined my life." "I hate you!" "Maca, listen, please." "Maqui!" "Maqui!" "Hi, Mum!" " You're such a moron!" " Mum!" "I can't believe it!" "How can you fall in love with her?" "An affair I can understand." "Should've done like your old man, snacks, outside." "Dinner, always at home." "Which snacks, Mum?" "Dad was always faithful to you." "Yeah!" "A new affair every month!" " Mum, Daddy?" "What?" " Died as he lived!" "He never woke up, poor Daddy!" "You went to wake him up and... he was fast asleep, and..." "It was a heart attack, Mum." " Yeah, at a motel." " Daddy?" "A motel?" "Such a disappointment, son!" "Mum!" " Your sister in law, line four!" " Go away!" "Madam, this is the end." "Hi, Camila, I need your help." "Listen to me, please." "First, tell her I love her with all my heart." "I love her... and miss her." "Tell her this was just a coincidence, this woman, she came to me and... please." " Marito told her everything." " What did he say?" "About your affair with that woman in DR." "Hi, man, what's up?" "I'll kill you!" "Come!" "I'll kill you!" "You're no friend!" "What did you say?" "Deny it!" "Deny it!" "That's what you said." "Come!" "I'll kill you!" "I was trapped!" "Couldn't help it!" "I couldn't risk my own marriage because of you." "I've always helped you!" "You tell me!" "What do you get?" "What?" "You get the hot girl!" "That's what you get!" "You can't complain, Juan." "Don Pablo." "Where's the medal of St. Onofre?" "The one I gave you?" "Yes." "It's here." "Here it is, sir." "Thank you so much." " And the St. Christopher stamp?" " Here it is, sir." "It protected me all along the way." "Thank you so much." "Gentile..." "Gentile, Gentile." "You're the worst experience I've ever had... in my business life." "Pick up your stuff and go." "You're fired." "Forever?" "Ana!" "Ana!" "Ana!" "Please, Ana!" "Ana!" "Forgive me!" "Ana!" "Please!" "Love!" "Please forgive me!" "I tell you I don't know what happened." "Ana!" "My fingers!" "Ana!" "My fingers!" "Fuck!" "My fingers!" "Honey, I talked to Mum today, and she asked... if we're having a good time." "If we'll have babies and so on." "She's sending you her love and wants to see us." "I want to see my family, my little brothers..." "What's up, Juan?" "Did you see something?" "Nothing." "Just a friend... from school." " Was he?" "From kindergarten." "So, do you mind if I go say hi to him." "Just a second." " No problem." " Haven't seen him for so long." "I'll wait for you." "Hi." "Yes?" "What do you want?" "Don't listen to him." " Ana, what's this?" " What's what?" "You stay out of this." "I'm talking to my wife." "I'm no longer your wife." "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, baby." "How are you?" "Fine." "I love you, Ana." "Don't forget he said you cannot get emotional." "It's all right." "Never mind." "Please, forgive me, Ana." "Right here, in front of the kids." "All I want is to be with you." "It's all I want." "I ask God for that, just that." " I love you so much!" " We love you too, Daddy!" "Daddy, I need you!" "I need you, Daddy, please!" "Daddy, Daddy." "...Dad." " Yes?" "You need to promise, you need to swear, you'll come to my party." "Your party?" "And you'll waltz with me." "2 MONTHS LATER" "18 MONTHS LATER" "Juan!" "Juan!" " Juan!" " Yes, Dolores, yes." " Where have you been?" " Here." "You think you're going to spend the whole day here, on the beach?" " Won't you help me with the kids?" " No." "I'm the only one who's working here, and you do nothing at all." " Come help me with the kids." " Yes." "All you know is make them but you won't take care of them." " Big news." " You're useless." "Useless is all you are." "I'm telling you!" " Lend me a hand!" " Yes." "Mum's mad at him." "I mean..." "Relax..." "Here are my two babies, with Daddy." "Here." "Oh, we're here with Daddy, hey?" "And Jazmin's dirty, what about you?" "Oh, shit!" "Rosita, so nice!" "Shit!" "Shit all over!" "Don't you tell Mummy."