"TRUTHS AND LIES" "Sometimes, it'd be nice to turn back time to erase a mistake we made." "It just happened." "You know how crazy we are." "It's part of life!" "Why plan it like a career?" "Later, Victoire." "In real life, mistakes are irreversible." "So sometimes, you just gotta run." " Ready to go, JP?" " Huh?" "If you're not done, I can take the subway." "Stop..." "You've gotta be kidding!" "Well, I'm outta here." "I'm coming!" " You would've taken the subway?" " What do you think?" "Can't wait to see your man?" "After 3 years, you don't know him that well." " He never bores you?" " No." "You don't have tiffs where hidden resentment surfaces, or moments where you can't stand him?" "Excuse me." "I'm more surprised than you." "I never thought I could love a man so much." "You don't." "You're infatuated." "Love is deeper and less thrilling." "How would you know?" "Are we not running when we avoid asking how being in love is different from real love?" " I shouldn't have said that." " You're right." "How would I know?" "I can't even love, let alone live with someone." "No, you're right." "The person I know well, have tiffs with and love so much... is you." " Aren't we going home?" " No." "First of all, "home" is your place, where you live with Gilles." "I live alone upstairs." "Tonight, I'm introducing you to a new world:" "A world where we fill a cart every Monday a world full of household chores." "Welcome to the world of love:" "Real life!" "What is it?" "I think I've done something terrible." "Canned ravioli?" "I see you haven't shopped since the '80s." "Ever heard of fresh pasta?" "To put Victoire in her place," "I told her I was having Gilles's baby." "She was asking for it!" "I also promised Gilles I'd stop with the lies." "I don't know what came over me." "Gilles and I've never spoken about having a baby." "I think he wants one, but it freaks me out." " I don't know how to tell him." " And what about Victoire?" "I could tell her I had a miscarriage." "I got you pregnant and you had an abortion, so why not fake a miscarriage?" "Real babies or not, you sure know how to get rid of them!" "Deal with it yourself!" "Sometimes, when running from love, you feel like a neurotic girl who wants to ride the carousel instead of facing reality." "Thankfully, there's a great remedy to clear up one's mind." " Hello, Gilles." " Hello." " Are you aware too?" " About what?" "I spoke to Victoire." "Is Clara gonna tell everyone before me?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "It's your business." "Evening, my love." "So...?" "What?" "Tidy apartment, candles, the oven on..." "You have something to tell me?" "I bought a bottle of champagne." "Get me a glass so we can chat a bit." "Can you pass me my cell?" "Hello, you have 1 new message." "I just ran into your boyfriend." "He spoke to Victoire." "He thinks you're pregnant." "So have a good evening and good luck." "What's your game?" "Victoire told me." "It bothers me that everyone knew before me." "You're going about it wrong." "It's so annoying." "My love!" "I'm so happy!" "It's the best day of my life!" "A baby!" "My love!" "A little baby just for us!" "Shit!" "The grating!" "JP!" "JP, open up!" "Evening." "Tu quieres un poquito de tartiflette?" "Your mother started her Spanish classes." "Si!" "A mi me gusta mucho hablar español." "Do you still speak French, Mom?" "After systemics, I resolved to apply myself." ""Systemics?" Are you sick?" "Systemics is a therapy where you explore your past lives." "Seems I lived in Andalusia in the 17th century." "I contracted syphilis and died in an insane asylum." "I was a prostitute." "No big deal..." "Don't you worry." "Don't you think she was better off depressed?" "I forgot to turn it off." "Excuse me." "Yes, Clara." "He believes it." "What do I do?" "For once, tell him the truth." "I can't tell him the truth!" "He's so happy." "It's awful!" "Don't you have a solution to get me out of this?" "Listen... just avoid talking about it." "He'll end up changing the subject." " Where are you?" " In the toilet." "You were right." "No, I wasn't." "I just lost my cool." "I'll just have to turn my lie into the truth." "With a magic wand?" "I'll just have to get pregnant." "To cover up a lie you told a colleague?" "Great reason to have a child!" "JP, I gotta go." "Yes, Clara." "Brad?" "Oh, Brad!" "I couldn't resist." "I downed both of them." "I'm so happy!" "Come here, let me touch you." " Where did you go?" " I was in the toilet..." "Any pain?" "No." "If you need anything, let me know." "Actually," "I feel like..." "Why don't we try for twins?" " Don't think it works like that." " No harm in trying." "What's this?" "Is Clara still with that boy" " you were seeing?" " Yes... for now." "Your father and I had such a strict educational, social and religious upbringing." "It's as if we were branded." "And it can't be erased from our memory." " I don't wanna live it again." " I know, Mom." "Don't worry." "You're so lucky to be able to live your lives freely." "I think..." "I might've liked being a metrosexual in my youth." "Brad, why set a time to meet if you're gonna be an hour late?" "I'm done waiting." "I'm going home to bed." "I get the impression I can't take it all in." "It comes as quite a shock." "No?" "What?" "Triplets?" "Yes...!" "Brad... it's 3 a.m." "The name of the group is Tekel." "The song's called "Mycose Tonight." It's great!" "No...!" "3, 2, 1..." "No, Brad..." "What's going on?" "It must be JP." "What?" "Clara?" "Quadruplets?" "Usually, I wake up before you, but after last night..." "Don't tell anyone, OK?" "Not until 3 months have elapsed." " And your mother?" " Not even her." "Strange telling a colleague, but not your family." "Strange I am!" "A colleague's not important, especially Victoire." "Promise me you won't go to work on JP's scooter." "OK." "And that's how you get caught in your own trap." "I'm not disabled!" "No, you're sick." " Very sick." " Nausea?" "She's more courageous than she looks." "Loosen up, honey." "Now we know why you're always tired at work." "It's your right." "We'll go for lunch later, OK?" "Clara..." "I was wrong about you." "I thought you were retarded, as if you had no self-esteem." "Does it bother you to hear that?" "No." "It's what people think when they don't really know me." "You do everything haphazardly." "It's your philosophy of life." "I'm not like you, but I admire your carefree ways." "What was that racket last night?" "An impromptu visit:" "Brad." "A way of getting over Marc, is that it?" "Did you have fun?" "Well, you know..." "He always wants to be the center of attention." "It's so mechanical and dull." "What about you?" "Can I help you?" "Do you sell waterproof phones?" "I dropped mine in the bath." "A model that filters lies would be best..." "That's still not on the market." "But we have one that makes great vids." "You'll be able make a vid of the birth!" "Congrats!" "When's it due?" "It's imaginary." "She'll give birth when she wants:" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 years..." "Get off my case!" "Do you think I enjoy this?" "He was so happy last night." "I couldn't spoil it." " You wanna have his child?" " I love him." "Maybe I'm not quite ready, but he wants it so much." "Perhaps I should take the leap." "Do what you want with your life." "I don't wanna get involved, OK?" "You usually like my antics." "This whole thing is rather awkward for me." "3 years ago, I got you pregnant, remember?" "I think about it every day." "As we're on the subject, it's impressive how you reinvent yourself." "Why is it so easy to be frank with you?" "Why do we get along so well?" "We love each other without sex." "But we make up for it by really getting to know each other." "All of a sudden, you're hit with the question:" ""Who's been living in your soul for the past 3 years?"" " Hello, Mom!" " Hello!" "I didn't see Gilles's motorbike downstairs." "He's already here!" "When you arrive separately, he's always on time." "Here she is!" "Here." "Champagne?" "What's the occasion?" "Gilles gave us some great news." "Sorry, honey, I couldn't resist telling them." "Gilles is organizing a furniture show at the Christian de Neuville gallery." "Then there's the type who likes revenge once in a while." "I'm happy I bought that table at your workshop because soon your works will be too expensive." "I'll have my work cut out for me." "Why don't you take it easy?" "Now, if only it were easy to live with my sister." "I didn't think you were in such a rush to do the show." "I'm gonna be a father." "I wanna make a name." "I don't want my kid thinking I only sold my works to friends." "Do you have anything else to tell me?" "Yes." "I think we're gonna need a car." "Why?" "Because Paris has a lot of babies on motorbikes?" "Side-cars weren't made for dogs." "Wanna go meet my folks this weekend?" "You kidding me?" "You tell me they're jerks, but now you want me to meet them?" "Is it to please me, or because of the baby?" "It's not to please you." "I'm gonna be a dad." "It's time to sort out family issues." "The beautiful stranger is courageous enough to face his past for the future's sake." " How much?" " 16.80, please." "We're gonna have a baby!" "You can't tell, but we're overjoyed." "Can't I share it with people we don't know?" " Stop!" "Not here!" " Take it off!" "Quick!" " That was Clara, I'm Gilles." " Pascal, Denis!" "The new owners." "Welcome!" "Why don't you wanna go out with me?" "I'm over 30." "I'm worth nothing on the gay market." "Can I ask you something?" "Be honest!" "Do I look better in a tank top or polo shirt?" "According to your criteria, you're a "A."" "Meaning?" "A "A" looks good whatever he wears." "But I prefer you naked." "They're all obsessed with my image, so I stick to it." "It helps me rule out those who don't understand who I really am." "But you do!" "I don't get either who you really are, Brad!" "You may not know it yourself." "You're the only one who understands me!" "Mind if I stay?" "No, but don't wake me up at night with Tekel on, dancing on the bed." "I feel so good here, just the two of us." "You wanna hear something crazy?" "You wanna hear something crazy?" "Sometimes, I wish I was like you... old!" "Bye!" " You like your go-go boy!" " He's OK." "But when he talks... my neurons get sucked into a black hole!" "A bad lay, uninteresting..." "What do you like about him?" "Gilles doesn't want me to ride a scooter." "I'm sure he's spying on us." "You really trust each other!" "Plus, he wants to buy a car, get ready for the baby." "I'll meet his folks this weekend." "I'm getting nervous." "It seems friends of yours are moving in." "Saw them?" "You see fags everywhere, my poor girl..." "Know many straights with posters of naked men?" "My mistake!" "Actually, Brad's a little bit like my poster!" "He's much louder than a picture, though!" "See you soon." "Sometimes, when a problem shuts on you like a trap, it'd be nice to find the solution just around the corner." " Thanks, my JP!" " Let's go!" "Even if the problem's not solved, you can make it through the week, recklessly happy." "No." "Don't know what's wrong!" "Sexual block." "That's OK." "Are you worried?" "I think about my folks." "When your folks give you a hard-on, I'm outta here." "And the way you pounce on me, it's not very erotic!" "I had no idea pregnant women were so sexually active." "Even animals are less bestial." "You know what I'd like?" " A nice cuddle!" " Poor little boy!" "You think about your nasty mom and dad." "Come here!" "There's something else!" "I feel like JP's avoiding me." "I bumped into him a few times." "I know his evasive look." "Too much techno music!" "He's turning into a jerk!" "But he's the only one I could talk to." "He keeps avoiding me!" "Since your abortion, what we're going through must be hard for him." "The beautiful stranger worries about the suffering of others even when he's happy." "I'd like to ask him to be the godfather." "Godfather of your fantasy child!" "No way!" "JP!" "Gilles's about to arrive." "You said..." "I'd forget about your last blunder, if I wasn't involved." " I've had enough of your lies!" " Remember..." "I played your girlfriend for your parents two years." " You owe me." " Fine!" "But we're supposed to be more mature..." " ...to have evolved!" " You maybe!" "So?" " Are you pregnant?" " Soon, I'm working on it." "When will you stop burying your head in the sand?" "Well..." "Clara and I would like you to be our child's godfather." "So that you can bring him everything we can't." "A taste of reality!" "OK..." "I'd love to." "Only once he's born!" "Do I look too Parisian?" "You'll always be too eccentric for them." "I forgot to buy them a gift." " We'll find one there." " When is the train?" "Does it matter to you?" "2:45 p.m." " We missed it!" " Yes, we did!" "I've got a surprise for you, for us." "Close your eyes!" "Don't you dare cheat!" "Follow me." "I don't like that." "No minivan with a baby seat inside!" " Please!" " Open you eyes." "Lt. Colombo's car." "Why not Starsky and Hutch's?" "Marvelous!" "Will you let me drive?" "You didn't drive since your licence." " It's like riding a bike..." " Let me play with it first." "Look at that!" "An audio tape!" "So vintage!" " Pure bliss." " It is." "For two hours only!" "Sitting in a convertible, the head buried in the sand..." "Isn't the secret of happiness to enjoy it while you can?" "A box of chocolates for great occasions!" "Loads of boob-shaped little chocolates." "We'd better get going." "Relax!" "They'll love me!" "The perfect girlfriend!" "Polite, calm and all." "I got used to it with JP's parents." "Your mother can't be worse than his!" "Don't be perfect, be yourself." "Crazy!" "When I'm anxious, I act silly." "It makes me feel better!" "So, before being quiet and perfect..." "Just for you, here's something special from Clara Sheller." "Mom, Dad..." "This is Clara!" "Living in Paris among colorful people," "I forget some people exude nothing but dullness." "You're a journalist." "And an amateur stripper too." "I'm very sorry about what happened before." "I wanted to play a trick on..." "Please help yourself to some crackers." "Apéricubes!" "It's been ages." "All these colors with the small cow faces." "Did you use cartons not to mess up the garage floor?" "Yes." "I'm not surprised you didn't buy a real car!" "Your cousin Hervé was just hired as a surgeon in Poitiers." "My brother has two sons." "The other's a notary." "The youngest in France." "I invited Hervé for lunch tomorrow." "But we've lots of things to do in Paris tomorrow." "What else do you have to do but hang out with your family?" "Hervé could be busy, not you." "He saves 10 lives a day." "If you could see his ATV!" "What a car!" "Since he's very modest, Gilles didn't tell you." "But Christian de Neuville, a super famous decorator will set up an exhibition with Gilles's furniture only." "Only Parisians get to like furniture that look unfinished or used." "Today, it has to look dirty or used." "Bullshit!" "My father was a cabinetmaker." "A real one." "He had real talent." "That's why I know a lot about nice furniture." "It's great Gilles is following in his footsteps!" "You must be happy!" "I wanted him to be more than a craftsman." "It didn't work." "He's a blockhead." "His last show was a success." "It's a pity you couldn't come." "We never go to Paris." "Life's so much better here." "Paris is stifling..." "And so dirty!" "Water turns black when you wash your hands." "By the way, sorry, I need to go wash my hands." "Tell me!" "I'd have more fun with the Ceauescus." "Seriously!" "Seriously, I had no idea the countryside could be stifling." "I can't wait to get on the beltway to breathe." "Tell me more!" "I figured the mother was mute, then she spoke." "A neatness freak." "She might iron toilet paper." "The father looks nicer, though falsely nice." "He's in the insurance business." "Jerk guaranteed!" "How's the house?" "Very clean and isolated." "Perfect for a double suicide." "Drinks never end." "I die!" "There's nothing to do." "Believe me, you're lucky to have your parents." "Actually, my mom's letting herself go." "It's not that bad." "I'd better go back or they'll think I'm sick." "I'M DOWNSTAIRS" "Shit!" "Hello!" "I'm JP, your upstairs neighbor." "Brad left me a note, saying he was here." "He's here." "Come in!" "My name's Pascal." "Hi, JP!" "I was showing them my blog." " Hello, JP!" "I'm Denis." " Hello." "Let's go Brad!" " Bye!" " Bye!" "Sorry about that!" "We got to know each other." "Paris is packed with cute guys." "We used to live in Saintes." " In Charente-Maritime!" " The early music festival!" "Of course!" "The Poitou-Charentes region." "Ségolène Royal, the Chabichou cheese..." " Your boyfriend's very cute!" " He's not my boyfriend!" "We just see each other." "What about the tall guy, the perfect straight!" "We fell for him!" "Pity he's with that girl." "She seems retarded." " You know him?" " Vaguely!" "In fact, I do." "She's my best friend." "Ex-roommates." "We had sex once." "When he moved in, he and I went out." "We used to give each other huge French kisses." "She tried to steal him from me at a party." "It ended up in a threesome." "Finally, I let her take him." "And now they live together." "That's how it goes!" "I should go." "Have a great evening!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "Jean-Philippe, my best friend, and I used to live together above Gilles." "A man and a woman living together..." "Is it possible?" "My friend Jean-Philippe is actually gay." "Some say it takes all kinds." "I doubt it." "One thing led to another, and Gilles and I started dating." "Dinner's ready." "My blog's awesome, don't you think?" "Right." "The neighbors know all about my body and how I use it." " I'm thrilled." " That's not pornography!" "That's an artistic project!" "I love you!" "For Mr. Louis and his two dogs, hunting's like a ritual." "Let's go!" "Don't forget to turn off the lights and unplug the TV." " Fine!" "Good night!" " Good night!" "I was stupid to think bringing you here would make them change..." "Would make them proud I'm with a girl like you." "They weren't expecting a perverted exhibitionist." "I thought your zany magic could transform them as well." "And one day, the beautiful stranger turns out to be a strong but wounded man." "And you'll never look at him the same way again." "You're the one I live with but..." "The way they talk to you, the way they treat you..." "How can they be so demeaning?" "Look how strong you were to become who you are, to be willing to be happy and do something with your life." "You've managed to!" "What are you doing?" "Ever experienced the erotic power of the Louis XIV-style buffet?" "No!" "The sad little boy is gone!" "The man's back!" "He looks naughty and brutal!" " What if they come back?" " Can't be any worse!" "I have a better idea!" "Follow me." "I'm so glad I met your parents." "The block's over." "Please don't mention them!" "One day, you're no longer a simple loving girl." "And your words no longer sound like lies." "I love you." "What the fuck have you done?" "You woke me up!" " How could I know you were out?" " Serge, calm down!" "Gimme 5 secs!" "You're gonna think I spend my life half-naked!" "Serge hates being woken up." "He goes nuts!" "Yes, nuts!" "You have to excuse him!" "As long as he doesn't shoot, I'm fine!" "What are you doing?" "We're leaving!" "Thanks for dinner, Mom." "Stay!" "Thank you!" "Your hometown is lovely!" " You're both wacky!" " Luckily, we're together!" "Starting to really love someone means it's time to stop telling him lies." " Hi!" " Hi!" " You train here?" " We just joined." "I got him a deal." "The unemployed save 20%." "I'd rather have a job and pay the regular rate." "Then, you'll see most people here would like to be unemployed and look like you in shorts." "I try to come daily at lunch break." "I'll hardly have time, but Pascal will." "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him." "Being faithful means something to us." "The provincial bourgeoisie type." "Do you have a blast with Brad?" "He blasts his music!" "I can't see myself aging with him." "But he can!" "He's playing it rather safe." "He thinks I'll soon be retired." "He probably thinks I'll die." "Come on!" "You're successful." "Brad is very good looking." "Not to talk about Gilles." "Your story's awesome!" "This guy's insane and heterosexual." " That's a prowess!" " Not for me!" "I wriggled out of it." " Classy!" " More of a jerk!" "Can't even remember something spicy at night!" "Sorry..." "Brad!" "No, I can't..." "OK, meet me at home." "C'mon, girls!" "Fight the cellulite!" "I'm done." " A drink tonight?" " I have work to do." "You go." "He keeps complaining we don't go out enough." "See you tonight." " Bye." " Bye." "I'm coming." "Here!" "For you." "Is it normal you gift's moving?" "Come on!" "Open it!" "Quickly!" "You'll see." "Isn't it a nice little dachshund?" "I called him Mycosis." "As a tribute to our song." "Mycosis, it's Dad!" "The nicest boy on earth!" "And you're our own little baby!" "That's your song and I don't want this dog!" "I know you love me!" "I feel it." "Don't struggle with your feelings!" "There's nothing between us!" " Why all these signs?" " What signs?" "You let me sleep with you." "We saw each other again." "I'm just a nice guy." "And I'm weak!" "I can't stand loneliness." "Should I have screwed you once and ditched you?" "You're worse than the others." "You'll have my death on your conscience!" "What the fuck's he doing?" " Brad?" "Open the door!" " Let me die!" "Open the door!" "Sometimes, when you can't turn back the clock, you'd like it to stop." "Forget everything and stay at the same place for the rest of your life!" "Well..." "Staying in the toilet isn't an exciting future!" "You have to face reality..." "Wishing a cataclysm might save you." "What did you take?" "Dork!" "Really think you're worth dying for?" "C'mon, Mycosis." "Let's get moving." "Would you like to have dinner with us in Chinatown?" "No, I don't want to spoil your romantic evening." "Are you OK?" "Why did you want me to drive?" "A woman driving a vintage convertible!" "I love it!" "When the light turns green, I put it in first and jump into the truth." "Are you OK, my love?" "And the baby?" "Just look!" "My wife's pregnant!" "Help her!" " Gilles..." " To the emergency ward." " I'll meet you there." " Emergency ward!" "Well, nothing's broken." "The pain is caused by muscle contractions after the crash." "What about the panicked guy, asking about the baby?" "You're obviously not pregnant!" "Leave us alone, please." "I don't want to lecture you, but if it's a way to keep him, that's pathetic!" "Damn!" "The baby!" "There's no baby, there never was." "I lied to Victoire and you called." "Forgive me!" "You were never pregnant?" "Translation:" "TV5 Québec Canada"