"We have six crates of guns." "We'll make you a great deal." "The Russians dropped them for the Pathet Lao." "We stole them." "Brand new." "I'll pay you 400 kip." "400?" "Go buy a slingshot." "800." "600." "Take it." "The French designed those guns for desert warfare." "Get back!" "I hope you didn't pay more than two pigs for them." "A cow." "I know." "A cow?" "A cow?" "For that lousy flintlock?" "You got ripped off, man." "Have you tried it in the rain?" "For all-weather guns at rock bottom prices... we'll go see my brother-in-law." "Two days walk." "Deal."