"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [cheering] [snoring]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom, Ifinallygotmychance to stay up all night long andwatchthesunrise." "It was sooooo... [snoring] ...and the old woman's hand reached out and tapped him on the shoulder..." "TAP, TAP, TAP and when he turned around his favourite house plant" "(screams) was dead!" "[gibberish noise] [scream]" "Eww, dead stuff is gross." "No offense, Sawyer." "None taken, and that's why you should never wake a sleepwalker." "Is that really true, Sawyer?" "Cross my heart." "See?" "[gags]" "Hoa, look at zee time." "Like ze bunnies, quickly you must go to bed." "But Rosebud, we wanna stay up all night long!" "Right guys?" "Has anyone seen my cheese?" "Ergh..." "See?" "Are you crazy in ze head?" "Staying up all night is too dangerous." "Listen to my mouth..." "Zer once vas a kid named Marty, who did nozing all day but party." "Day, night, afternoon, naptime;" "party, party, party..." "Nooo!" "...ant ven there was no one left to party with, he vould party by himself in a mirror." "Ah, he sounds great." "But you can't!" "After partying for 9 straight days with no zleep," "Marty got zooo tired that he passed out and was zucked into his mirror!" "Now Marty is trapped in zee mirror world forever!" "No way!" "Iz true!" "The mirror vorld is a dark und formidable place!" "Like a sock drawer full of mouldy cheese." "I just remembered where my cheese is!" "And from that day forward, he was known as..." "Bloody Marty." "Why was he called that?" "It just sounded cool." "It does sound cool." "Do you guys want to start calling me Bloody McGee?" "ALL:" "No." "They zay if you chant ze name Bloody Marty three times in a mirror, he vill return from the Mirror World and force you to take his place!" "So which one of us is gonna say Bloody Marty three times in the mirror?" "Shhh!" "Didn't you hear Rosebud's story?" "It's just a story grown ups tell to stop kids from staying up all night." "Like "early to be early to rise makes a kid blabbity-blabbity-blah" - let's just do it!" "I guess it does sound kind of silly." "Let's prove it, on three." "One..." "Two!" "Three!" "Bloody Marty, Bloody Marty, Bloody Marty!" "[rumbling]" "Just a story grownups tell, huh?" "[screaming]" "Hey hey hey!" "My name's Bloody Mar-tay, and I like to par-tay!" "Toothpaste?" "More like 'roof-paste', am I right?" "Woo!" "Ha-ha!" "This guy does know how to party!" "Now, who do I thank for getting me outta there?" "It was us, man." "I'm McGee, and this is Squirt and Gretchen." "Waz-up?" "Those names are squaresville man." "From now on your nicknames are" "'Party McGoo', and 'Groovy Gretch'." "And you're, uh..." "Nick, as in, it's a 'Nickname'." "Get it?" "[laughs]" "Get a load a-me!" "I. Love." "This." "Guy!" "Does the mirror world really smell like old socks and mouldy cheese?" "Sure does, daddy-o." "Now that I'm out, I'm never going back in." "Now let's bop this sock-hop up to eleven!" "Crank the zim-zam round the turn-style and groove it!" "Stay awake well past our usual bedtime and do fun camp related activities over the course of the whole night until the sun comes up." "[cheering]" "We're in!" "[¶] [screams]" "Look at that frog go, daddy-o." "You cats enjoying your bath?" "Good." "'Cause it's all downhill from here!" "[cheering]" "I got soap in my eye!" "Alright kool- and-the-gang... you ever try tipping a cow?" "Cows sleep standing up." "If you sneak up on them you can tip them over." "What are you doing, man?" "I already tipped him." "[laughter]" "Alright now, who's ready to really party?" "Me!" "I'm too pooped to party." "I'm so sentence can't say properly because tired." "Okay, you cats go pile some Z's." "McGoo and I will keep the party hopping." "Sweet dreams, you two!" "[chuckles]" "There's something I don't trust about Marty." "I know what you mean." "[snores]" "Squirt?" "[screams]" "Get me outta here!" "[screams]" "McGee!" "McGee!" "Let 'er fly, McGoo!" "Ha-ha!" "Oh I always knew Armand's giant underpants would come in handy!" "McGee!" "Get away from him!" "You're in terrible danger!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... what's your deal, third wheel?" "Haha...third wheel!" "Classic." "My deal is - THIS!" "[screams] Is that what I look like?" "It's Squirt." "Oh right." "Hey buddy, what are you doing in there?" "I was gonna ask Marty the same thing!" "Don't look at me, honeybee!" "I'm just keepin' the groove alive 'til the clock turns 5." "Dig?" "Well, when we figure out what's going on, you're in big trouble, dig?" "Armand!" "Wake up!" "[screams]" "Oh." "Right." "He has night terrors." "Looks like somebody's got the cabin fever." "[screams]" "Sawyer!" "Wake up!" "There's something wrong with--you?" "Where's his head?" "Aw, he fell asleep reading again." "Ah, ah, ah!" "Don't you know reading before bed can make you light-headed?" "Sweet Mother of Measles!" "BOTH:" "Sawyer!" "Don't listen to him, he's always walking around with his head in the clouds." "BOTH:" "Rosebud!" "Help!" "Bloody Marty is trying to " "Rosebud?" "Take that!" "Rosebud!" "[gibberish noises]" "You gotta help" "Wait!" "Remember Sawyer's story?" "Never wake a sleepwalker." "Stay with me, Gretch." "All we have to do is talk to her without waking her up." "Careful!" "Rosebud, how do we defeat Bloody Marty?" "Your feet in butter tarties?" "No...how do we defeat Bloody Marty?" "Bloody Marty?" "Stay avake until zun is rizing... [snores]" "Zend Marty back to zee mirror world... forever..." "You fall azleep though... and you vill take his place..." "So all we gotta do is stay awake 'til morning?" "[scoffs] That's easy!" "Right, Gretch?" "Gretch!" "[screaming]" "Gretch, are you okay?" "If you call being stuck in another dimension okay!" "Hey Gretch, if you get tired of screaming and get hungry I have CHEESE!" "Okay, I'll let you know." "Get me out of here, McGee!" "Heyyy, where's Groovy Gretch?" "Right where you wanted her." "Ahhh, she needed some time to reflect." "Get it?" "[yawns]" "You look tired, buddy boy." "Not even close..." "Now leave me alone." "Ah, you want to play Hide-And-Seek." "Alrighty, I'll give you a head-start." "One... two... three..." "Forget 'staying up 'til sunrise'." "I can let you guys out myself!" "Bloody Gretchen, Bloody Gretchen, Bloody Gretch" "WAIT!" "Remember what Rosebud said!" "Only zwitch places with Marty... or friends trapped in mirror forever..." "Then it's up to me to stay awake until sunrise." "And watch out for that no good Bloody Marty's here!" "Well razz my berries!" "That boy is slipperier than an eel in olive oil..." "And it is way past his bedtime." "Ah!" "Ahh, zee soothing sounds of zee violin..." "Beautiful, no?" "No!" "I'm not falling for this!" "Must stay awake!" "[coughs] Warm milk?" "Helps make you calm and relaxed." "Wooo!" "That's the stuff." "So...c-c-c-cold." "Look at what I made in art class!" "It helps make you sleeeppy." "McGee, McGee!" "Wake up!" "Did you say sleepy, Marty?" "[yawns] [growls]" "Wahhh!" "A sheep?" "Two sheep?" "Three... [yawns] Four..." "Mind helping me count my flock?" "[groans]" "Oh no!" "McGee is starting to nod off" "If he falls asleep, we're goners!" "We gotta keep him awake!" "McGee!" "Wake up!" "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "What?" "That's how farmers wake up." "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "Looks like I'll have to do this the old fashioned way..." "Huh?" "Uh-oh!" "Oh, for the love of Pete!" "Alright, no more Mr. Nice Marty..." "Okay Marty, you win!" "I'll snooze." "You mean lose." "[laughs]" "There's only one problem..." "I don't like sleeping with the light on!" "Oh no, daddy-o!" "Uh-oh!" "Good gravy!" "Party McGoo?" "More like Farty McPoo!" "[cheering]" "I'm getting that sinking feeling" "You get it?" "Sinking!" "I did it, guys!" "I made it... to..." "sunri-zzz..." "I knew you could do it McGe-zzzz..." "I ate too much sock drawer cheese-zzzzz... [snoring]" "Zix o'clock!" "[clanging]" "Rise and shine, campers!" "Vakey, vakey!" "Why does my head feel so big?" "Why are my underpants so big?" "I hope you all zlept like ze baby, because today is mein birthday and vee are going to party 'til vee drop!" "[snoring]" "Oh, vell, you make do." "[loud bleat] [screams]" "McGEE:" "Dear,Mom..." "Remember when I said I'd ratherdiethandoyard work ?" "I changed my mind." "[chuckles]" "Ha!" "[grunts] Save!" "Oof!" "Another save!" "SAWYER:" "Listenup,campers!" "The most important rule in soccer is never use your hands!" "Which is good 'cause I lost mine." "Haha!" "Wow, haven't heard that joke before." "Soccer's all about feet 'n' noggin" "Hehe!" "Who's go the skills to pay the bills?" "Uh, thanks for the tips." "Would it help if we also had a field?" "We already lost three balls!" "[growling and screeching]" "O-kay, so maybe the field is a little overgrown." "I'd mow it myself, but I don't have a free hand." "[cackles]" "Get it?" "No hands?" "Hahaha..." "I don't get it." "Tough crowd..." "Anyway, the grass needs to be cut." "Any volunteers?" "Sure." "I'm in." "I have a rock, paper, scissors tournament tomorrow and I don't want to risk damaging my hands doing manual labour." "Okay, fine, I'll help mow the field." "How hard could it be?" "[loud grunting]" "Just a little more!" "We almost got it!" "Are we done yet?" "Ah, peat-moss!" "Soccer won't even be a game anymore by the time we're done." "There's got to be a better way..." "Maybe there's something in that tool shed." "[thunderclaps]" "What's in there?" "Probably something deadly." "Either we risk our lives in there " "Or go back to mowing." "Hmmm, possible death or yard work." "Alright!" "Let's get down to business!" "[whimpers]" "Let's see..." "Junk, junkier junk, junkiest junk... [gasp] Sawyer's arms." "I wonder what this does..." "[screaming]" "Hey, check this out." "The Book of Evil Landscaping." "[thunderclap]" "We better hurry." "Sounds like rain." "That's the last thing our field needs." "Let's see, a zombie thumb is a green thumb, haunted fertilizers, a whole chapter on broccoli " "Oh here we go!" "Evil lawn mower maintenance!" "I dunno if using a Book of Evil Landscaping [thunderclap] is a good idea." "What could possibly make you think that?" "Well, for starters, thunder crashes every time we say its name." "What, the Book of Evil Landscaping?" "[thunderclap]" "See?" "Aw, tell me that's not cool!" "Besides, it's just an old book." "How evil can it be?" "Dark forces in charge of proper lawn care," "We beseech you!" "[thunderclap]" "Oh boy." "Rusty-us Junk-us Fix-us Up-us!" "Kid-ious lazy-us get someone else-ious!" "[growling]" "Ah!" "[wind howling]" "Ah!" "Oh that's a huge let dow - [loud rumbling] [growling]" "He seems nice." "[roars] [screaming]" "Happy place, happy place, happy place!" "I'm in soccer heaven." "Anyone in for a game?" "[cheering]" "Lightning Legs McGee races towards the goal!" "He shoots!" "Great save!" "Do you want to be the goalie?" "Keep off the grass..." "But... it's a soccer field." "(shouts) Keep off the grass!" "Well that was a short season." "Who'd a thought using an evil spell book would backfire like that?" "Right." "Well, there's plenty of camp left so who's up for volley ball?" "How about ping-pong?" "It's an indoor game." "Now you're talkin'!" "[yawns]" "What a beautiful day." "Huh?" "Hold on..." "this is too beautiful." "[whistles]" "Keep off the grass!" "[screams]" "What's the story morning glory?" "We might have a problem." "Ya think?" "Looks like he did the whole place." "Even the seaweed's gleaming!" "He can't keep everything off the entire camp ground!" "Can he?" "Keep off the grass!" "Keep off the grass!" "I'll take that as a "yes"." "Should we warn our councillors?" "Too late." "Help, I've been composted!" "[coughs]" "Keep off the grass!" "[screams]" "If anybody needs me, I'll be running and hiding!" "[screams]" "ROSEBUD:" "McGee?" "Do you like my 'do?" "'Cause I don't!" "Vat have you gotten us into this time?" "I have a perfectly good explanation for this!" "We really wanted to play soccer, yadda-yadda-yadda, now the camp is haunted by a deranged gardener." "Well, that happens." "So much for the great outdoors." "Wait..." "The Book of Evil Landscaping!" "[thunderclap]" "Okay, we get it!" "The mower section had a spirit-uninstall spell." "All we need to do is make it all the way across the camp to the tool shed and avoid the deranged groundskeeper who is trying to destroy us." "And do you have another plan?" "Nope." "Just the one." "How did I know that was going to be the answer?" "I don't know about this..." "Relax!" "He can't go after all of us at once!" "One, two, three, GO!" "[growling, screaming]" "How does he do that?" "It's like he's everywhere at once." "We'll never get to the shed." "Sure we will!" "We just need to get there without touching the ground." "All we have to do is use the clotheslines." "And zipline all the way there." "Trust me, there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan." "Ah!" "Are we there yet?" "[loud roar]" "Keep off the grass!" "BOTH:" "Run campers!" "[roar, screams]" "Well, that didn't work." "[roar]" "Time for plan B..." "Or is it C?" "What plan are we on?" "One, two, three " "You're doing it!" "[loud roar] [chainsaw whirring] [loud roar]" "Huh?" "[grunting]" "Ahh!" "Oh!" "Okay, so plan D was a flop." "What now?" "Plans E through Z?" "Face it." "The only person allowed on that grass is the Keeper." "That's it!" "We'll just get him to take us..." "Huh?" "Trust me, it's a great plan!" "Except for the poop part." "Ugh, this was your plan?" "Get inside old burlap bags full of sheep manure?" "No, used to be full of sheep manure." "There's a difference." "And they're not sheep manure bags, they're sheep fertilizer bags." "Oooh!" "Fancy!" "But sheep fertilizer is just another way of saying sheep manure " "Less talk, more manure baggin'!" "Just make like a poop and plop." "Oof!" "Ugh!" "Well that tops the list of worst thing ever." "It wasn't so bad." "There were some dung beetles in mine that were nice." "Never mind that!" "Here's the un-install verse!" "Huh..." "We just have to get the Grim Keeper to stand on the magic symbol again." "How do we do that without getting sliced and diced?" "Guys, trust me." "The key to a good plan is not getting hung up on the details." "You don't have any idea how you're going to do it, do you?" "Nope." "No I don't!" "Fantastic." "Hey, I've gotten us this far." "I'm sure I'll think of something." "In case you didn't hear my sarcastic remark the first time, fantastic." "That was sarcastic?" "Wow you're good." "Okay, so I scratch the symbol into the ground." "With this hoe!" "He comes to yell 'Keep off the grass', when I'm done scratching the symbol." "With this hoe!" "Gretchen chants from the Book of Evil Landscaping - [thunderclap]" "Man, you think I'd get used to that." "He goes away, we play soccer." "With this hoe!" "Sound good?" "This is nutsoid." "Victory!" "McGee!" "You forgot the hoe!" "[roar]" "Any chance you have a hoe?" "Hoe no!" "Ahh!" "Keep..." "Off the grass, yeah, we get it." "[grunts] [roars]" "[¶] [panting]" "Whoa!" "[roar]" "Are you crazy?" "Only if crazy means having another great plan." "Get ready with that verse!" "[roar]" "Get that verse ready!" "[roar] [scream]" "Gretchen, now!" "Garden-us Tool-us Away-us!" "Um, wrong spell!" "Sorry!" "Ground-us Keeper-us you're-us fired-us!" "[growls]" "Yes!" "Plan Z was a success." "Told you, you could trust me." "Soccer?" "[laughter]" "Ah, peat-moss!"