"♪" "SoI waslike,"Youcan't "Gone Girl" someone if you say you're "Gone Girl"-ing him."" ""Gone Girl" someone if you say you're "Gone Girl"-ing him." Yeah,thatis tootrue." "you're "Gone Girl"-ing him." Yeah,thatis tootrue." "Okay, wait, wait, wait." "Yeah,thatis tootrue." "Okay, wait, wait, wait." "To girls night." "Okay, wait, wait, wait." "To girls night." "Girlsnight." "To girls night." "Girlsnight." "Norush,ladies." "Girlsnight." "Norush,ladies." "Just whenever you get a chance." "Norush,ladies." "Just whenever you get a chance." "Thanks." "Just whenever you get a chance." "Thanks." "Here,letme getit, because" "Thanks." "Here,letme getit, because I did just get a raise." "Here,letme getit, because I did just get a raise." "Thanks,Emily." "I did just get a raise." "Thanks,Emily." "HowmuchshouldItip?" "Thanks,Emily." "HowmuchshouldItip?" "Ina perfectworld,nothing." "HowmuchshouldItip?" "Ina perfectworld,nothing." "(dishes shatter)" "Ina perfectworld,nothing." "(dishes shatter) Oh, sorry." "(dishes shatter) Oh, sorry." "Whyareyouhere?" "Oh, sorry." "Whyareyouhere?" "Ieathereall the time." "Whyareyouhere?" "Ieathereall the time." "Wereyoueatingdinner" "Ieathereall the time." "Wereyoueatingdinner with a plant?" "Wereyoueatingdinner with a plant?" "Ofcoursenot." "with a plant?" "Ofcoursenot." "Happy to join you." "Ofcoursenot." "Happy to join you." "Hi, I'm Adam." "Happy to join you." "Hi, I'm Adam." "Adam,thesearemyfriends," "Hi, I'm Adam." "Adam,thesearemyfriends, "Go Away" and "You Don't Need To" "Adam,thesearemyfriends, "Go Away" and "You Don't Need To Know." Now scram." ""Go Away" and "You Don't Need To Know." Now scram." "It'sokay." "Know." Now scram." "It'sokay." "Hi, I'm Veronica and this is" "It'sokay." "Hi, I'm Veronica and this is Haylie." "Hi, I'm Veronica and this is Haylie." "No." "No,no ,no ." "Haylie." "No." "No,no ,no ." "Don't be nice to him." "No." "No,no ,no ." "Don't be nice to him." "He's just going to destroy" "Don't be nice to him." "He's just going to destroy something we love." "He's just going to destroy something we love." "Oh, God." "something we love." "Oh, God." "It's restaurants, isn't it?" "Oh, God." "It's restaurants, isn't it?" "No,I loverestaurants." "It's restaurants, isn't it?" "No,I loverestaurants." "Oh,God,phew." "No,I loverestaurants." "Oh,God,phew." "Butyoumustadmitthat some" "Oh,God,phew." "Butyoumustadmitthat some  restaurant customs are pretty" "Butyoumustadmitthat some  restaurant customs are pretty weird." "restaurant customs are pretty weird." "No." "weird." "No." "♪" "Ugh,whywouldanyonegive  you a TV show?" "BecauseI 'msohandsome?" "you a TV show?" "BecauseI 'msohandsome?" "Oh,honey." "BecauseI 'msohandsome?" "Oh,honey." "That can't be why." "Oh,honey." "That can't be why." "Okay,soyoudon 'tlike" "That can't be why." "Okay,soyoudon 'tlike tipping." "Okay,soyoudon 'tlike tipping." "Oh,no,notatall." "tipping." "Oh,no,notatall." "And I understand that right now," "Oh,no,notatall." "And I understand that right now, you probably hate me for even" "And I understand that right now, you probably hate me for even daring to question the custom." "you probably hate me for even daring to question the custom." "Yeah,whatthefudge?" "daring to question the custom." "Yeah,whatthefudge?" "Oh, sorry." "Yeah,whatthefudge?" "Oh, sorry." "Buthearme out." "Oh, sorry." "Buthearme out." "By the time I'm done, I think" "Buthearme out." "By the time I'm done, I think you'll agree that tipping is a" "By the time I'm done, I think you'll agree that tipping is a custom we'd be better off you'll agree that tipping is a custom we'd be better off without." "custom we'd be better off without." "Sorry." "without." "Sorry." "Idon'ttip." "Sorry." "Idon'ttip." "I'm not gonna tip just 'cause" "Idon'ttip." "I'm not gonna tip just 'cause society says I got to." "I'm not gonna tip just 'cause society says I got to." "Let'sgetonethingstraight, society says I got to." "Let'sgetonethingstraight, if you live in America, you have to tip." "Restaurants here can legally pay their servers less than minimum wage." "As little as three bucks an wage." "As little as three bucks an hour." "As little as three bucks an hour." "As long as that's true, if you don't tip, you're a bad person." "I'mgettingoutofhere ." "Jerk." "Butjustbecausethat'sthe system we have, doesn't mean" "Butjustbecausethat'sthe system we have, doesn't mean it's a good system, and system we have, doesn't mean it's a good system, and restaurant tipping is a custom that shortchanges servers, inconveniences customers, and makes the dining experience" "inconveniences customers, and makes the dining experience worse for everyone." "Oh, sorry." "First, ask yourself this-- why is it our responsibility to" "First, ask yourself this-- why is it our responsibility to pay the restaurant's employees why is it our responsibility to pay the restaurant's employees fairly?" "pay the restaurant's employees fairly?" "Like, why don't they just pay fairly?" "Like, why don't they just pay you a normal amount of money and" "Like, why don't they just pay you a normal amount of money and make the food more expensive?" "you a normal amount of money and make the food more expensive?" "That's what every business has make the food more expensive?" "That's what every business has done since the dawn of time." "That's what every business has done since the dawn of time." "When you buy a shirt, it's just done since the dawn of time." "When you buy a shirt, it's just 50 bucks." "When you buy a shirt, it's just 50 bucks." "They're not like, okay, that'll 50 bucks." "They're not like, okay, that'll be $40, and you decide the stock" "They're not like, okay, that'll be $40, and you decide the stock boy eats tonight." "be $40, and you decide the stock boy eats tonight." "Oh, wow." "boy eats tonight." "Oh, wow." "Guess you're going hungry." "Oh, wow." "Guess you're going hungry." "No, it's his fault, not mine." "Guess you're going hungry." "No, it's his fault, not mine." "Bogus." "No, it's his fault, not mine." "Bogus." "Inmostcountries,restaurant" "Bogus." "Inmostcountries,restaurant tipping isn't mandatory and even" "Inmostcountries,restaurant tipping isn't mandatory and even in America, it's a relatively tipping isn't mandatory and even in America, it's a relatively new custom." "in America, it's a relatively new custom." "For most of our history, tipping new custom." "For most of our history, tipping was considered an undemocratic" "For most of our history, tipping was considered an undemocratic form of bribery." "was considered an undemocratic form of bribery." "Servemebeforethisrabble, form of bribery." "Servemebeforethisrabble, won't you?" "Servemebeforethisrabble, won't you?" "I'm a very wealthy man." "won't you?" "I'm a very wealthy man." "Ishan't,sir." "I'm a very wealthy man." "Ishan't,sir." "This is America, where every man" "Ishan't,sir." "This is America, where every man has the right to decent service." "This is America, where every man has the right to decent service." "Butafterprohibitionbanned has the right to decent service." "Butafterprohibitionbanned the sale of alcohol, restaurant" "Butafterprohibitionbanned the sale of alcohol, restaurant profits cratered, the sale of alcohol, restaurant profits cratered, and restaurant owners started profits cratered, and restaurant owners started encouraging servers to accept and restaurant owners started encouraging servers to accept tips because it meant they could" "encouraging servers to accept tips because it meant they could pay them less." "tips because it meant they could pay them less." "Sorry,Ollie." "pay them less." "Sorry,Ollie." "I can't afford to pay you this" "Sorry,Ollie." "I can't afford to pay you this month." "I can't afford to pay you this month." "You better go take that fat month." "You better go take that fat cat's cash." "Acenturylater,we'restill stuck with the same system, turning what used to be a bribe stuck with the same system, turning what used to be a bribe into an obligation that makes the end of every meal suck, unless your idea of a good time is bickering with your friends" "unless your idea of a good time is bickering with your friends about math." "is bickering with your friends about math." "Justtip15 %." "about math." "Justtip15 %." "15?" "Justtip15 %." "15?" "Clearly, you've never worked in 15?" "Clearly, you've never worked in the service industry." "Clearly, you've never worked in the service industry." "I always tip at least 60." "the service industry." "I always tip at least 60." "Guys,everyoneknowsthe rule" "I always tip at least 60." "Guys,everyoneknowsthe rule is 20%, so I'm just gonna tip" "Guys,everyoneknowsthe rule is 20%, so I'm just gonna tip that, problem solved." "is 20%, so I'm just gonna tip that, problem solved." "Okay." "that, problem solved." "Okay." "If you think the rule is so" "Okay." "If you think the rule is so clear, let me ask you this." "If you think the rule is so clear, let me ask you this." "20% before or after tax?" "clear, let me ask you this." "20% before or after tax?" "Before." "20% before or after tax?" "Before." "After." "Before." "After." "Ugh..." "After." "Ugh..." "Ilikeit ." "If I give better service, I earn better tips." "Actually,youdon't." "better tips." "Actually,youdon't." "Research shows that only 2% of the difference in tips left by different parties is explainable by the quality and service." "different parties is explainable by the quality and service." "In other words, no matter how by the quality and service." "In other words, no matter how good of a job you do, you'll be" "In other words, no matter how good of a job you do, you'll be tipped about the same." "good of a job you do, you'll be tipped about the same." "Seriously?" "tipped about the same." "Seriously?" "Well, then screw this." "Seriously?" "Well, then screw this." "Yep." "Well, then screw this." "Yep." "Shouldwenottip him ?" "Yep." "Shouldwenottip him ?" "No,I don'twanttoget" "Shouldwenottip him ?" "No,I don'twanttoget yelled at." "No,I don'twanttoget yelled at." "Just give him... 18%." "yelled at." "Just give him... 18%." "Andtheworstpartis," "Just give him... 18%." "Andtheworstpartis, tipping results in wage" "Andtheworstpartis, tipping results in wage discrimination." "tipping results in wage discrimination." "The research also shows that discrimination." "The research also shows that black servers are tipped less" "The research also shows that black servers are tipped less than white servers across the black servers are tipped less than white servers across the board." "than white servers across the board." "Um,I thinkIforgot board." "Um,I thinkIforgot something." "Um,I thinkIforgot something." "Uh, just..." "I'll get that." "Oh." "I feel bad." "Oh." "I feel bad." "Andconsideringthatracially" "I feel bad." "Andconsideringthatracially discriminatory pay is against" "Andconsideringthatracially discriminatory pay is against the law, it's kind of surprising discriminatory pay is against the law, it's kind of surprising that this entire system isn't the law, it's kind of surprising that this entire system isn't straight up illegal." "that this entire system isn't straight up illegal." "Oh,myGod." "straight up illegal." "Oh,myGod." "Okay,that'sterrible,but" "Oh,myGod." "Okay,that'sterrible,but  what can we do about it?" "Okay,that'sterrible,but  what can we do about it?" "I mean, we can't change the what can we do about it?" "I mean, we can't change the restaurant industry." "I mean, we can't change the restaurant industry." "No,butrestaurantscan and  restaurant industry." "No,butrestaurantscan and  some already are." "Meet Gabriel Frem and Christy Kuriakose from Brand 158 in Glendale, California." "Kuriakose from Brand 158 in Glendale, California." "Gabriel, would you tell these guys a little bit about your restaurant?" "Sure." "restaurant?" "Sure." "At Brand 158, we instituted a" "Sure." "At Brand 158, we instituted a no-tipping policy, and that's" "At Brand 158, we instituted a no-tipping policy, and that's been a great success." "no-tipping policy, and that's been a great success." "For our guests, they feel like been a great success." "For our guests, they feel like they're in a nurturing" "For our guests, they feel like they're in a nurturing environment where they can they're in a nurturing environment where they can relax, enjoy their meal, and not environment where they can relax, enjoy their meal, and not have to worry about doing math" "relax, enjoy their meal, and not have to worry about doing math at the end of the meal to figure have to worry about doing math at the end of the meal to figure out what to tip." "at the end of the meal to figure out what to tip." "And for our servers, it creates out what to tip." "And for our servers, it creates stable income so that they can" "And for our servers, it creates stable income so that they can focus on our guests." "stable income so that they can focus on our guests." "We don't do it because we feel focus on our guests." "We don't do it because we feel charitable, we do it because" "We don't do it because we feel charitable, we do it because it's good business to take care charitable, we do it because it's good business to take care of your people so that they can" "it's good business to take care of your people so that they can take care of your customers like of your people so that they can take care of your customers like any other business." "take care of your customers like any other business." "Butwhatdoesthe staff any other business." "Butwhatdoesthe staff think?" "Butwhatdoesthe staff think?" "Oh,theemployeesloveit, think?" "Oh,theemployeesloveit, let me tell you." "Oh,theemployeesloveit, let me tell you." "As a server, the fact that I let me tell you." "As a server, the fact that I have a stable income is" "As a server, the fact that I have a stable income is absolutely fantastic." "have a stable income is absolutely fantastic." "I even have benefits." "absolutely fantastic." "I even have benefits." "Areyouhiring?" "I even have benefits." "Areyouhiring?" "We'realwayslookingfor good" "Areyouhiring?" "We'realwayslookingfor good people." "We'realwayslookingfor good people." "Thatdoessoundlikeabetter people." "Thatdoessoundlikeabetter system." "Thatdoessoundlikeabetter system." "Itis,butuntiltherestof system." "Itis,butuntiltherestof the restaurants catch up," "Itis,butuntiltherestof the restaurants catch up, you still have to tip." "the restaurants catch up, you still have to tip." "So, uh, pay up." "you still have to tip." "So, uh, pay up." "Yourfriendis superfun ," "So, uh, pay up." "Yourfriendis superfun , Emily." "Yourfriendis superfun , Emily." "Yeah,I knowwhatI'm doing." "Emily." "Yeah,I knowwhatI'm doing." "I need a drink." "Yeah,I knowwhatI'm doing." "I need a drink." "♪Showme yourmoonlight♪" "I need a drink." "♪Showme yourmoonlight♪ Yay!" "Takingashot!" "♪Showme yourmoonlight♪ Yay!" "Takingashot!" "Oh,Jagermeister." "Named after Hermann Goring's huntmasters, or "Jagermeisters" of the Nazi era." "huntmasters, or "Jagermeisters" of the Nazi era." "Whatthehell?" "You'regoingto ruinour  drinks for us?" "Youknow,my rideshareis drinks for us?" "Youknow,my rideshareis almost here, but what the heck," "Youknow,my rideshareis almost here, but what the heck, I'll cancel it." "♪ WhatcanIget you ladies?" "Well,I reallylike" "WhatcanIget you ladies?" "Well,I reallylike craft beer." "Well,I reallylike craft beer." "Something super artisanal." "craft beer." "Something super artisanal." "Maybe like a Goose Stop." "Something super artisanal." "Maybe like a Goose Stop." "YoumeanaMillerBud?" "Maybe like a Goose Stop." "YoumeanaMillerBud?" "No,GooseStop." "YoumeanaMillerBud?" "No,GooseStop." "MillerBud." "No,GooseStop." "MillerBud." "GooseStop!" "MillerBud." "GooseStop!" "MillerBud!" "GooseStop!" "MillerBud!" "Look, I don't know what you" "MillerBud!" "Look, I don't know what you think "craft beer" means." "Look, I don't know what you think "craft beer" means." "Itmeansit comeswithan think "craft beer" means." "Itmeansit comeswithan orange slice." "Itmeansit comeswithan orange slice." "Butmanyof themostpopular orange slice." "Butmanyof themostpopular craft beers are actually brewed" "Butmanyof themostpopular craft beers are actually brewed by giant corporations." "craft beers are actually brewed by giant corporations." "The term is totally unregulated by giant corporations." "The term is totally unregulated and can be used by anyone." "The term is totally unregulated and can be used by anyone." "Whatever." "and can be used by anyone." "Whatever." "I want a real drink." "Whatever." "I want a real drink." "A whiskey." "I want a real drink." "A whiskey." "How about that one?" "A whiskey." "How about that one?" "The bottle is way old, there's a" "How about that one?" "The bottle is way old, there's a cabin on the label, and it's $15" "The bottle is way old, there's a cabin on the label, and it's $15 a glass, so you know it's good." "cabin on the label, and it's $15 a glass, so you know it's good." "Yougotit ." "a glass, so you know it's good." "Yougotit ." "Oh,excuseme ." "Yougotit ." "Oh,excuseme ." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Oh,excuseme ." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Here we go." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Here we go." "No,thefancyone !" "Here we go." "No,thefancyone !" "Butwhat'sthedifference?" "No,thefancyone !" "Butwhat'sthedifference?" "It's the same whiskey." "Butwhat'sthedifference?" "It's the same whiskey." "Many supposedly "small batch"" "It's the same whiskey." "Many supposedly "small batch" bourbons and ryes are just the" "Many supposedly "small batch" bourbons and ryes are just the same liquor slightly changed bourbons and ryes are just the same liquor slightly changed with a cooler label." "Timeforarefill." "(cackling)" "Allright,ladies,wouldyou like to see our wine list?" "Thatsoundsperfect." "Yes,let'stalkaboutwine ." "Thereareso many." "How am I supposed to choose?" "Thereareso many." "How am I supposed to choose?" "Haveyouevernoticedthat" "How am I supposed to choose?" "Haveyouevernoticedthat  when it's time to choose a wine," "Haveyouevernoticedthat  when it's time to choose a wine, none of us feel like we know when it's time to choose a wine, none of us feel like we know what we're doing?" "none of us feel like we know what we're doing?" "Thisone'sfancy,Ithink." "what we're doing?" "Thisone'sfancy,Ithink." "Sincewecan'ttastethe" "Thisone'sfancy,Ithink." "Sincewecan'ttastethe wines before we buy them, we're" "Sincewecan'ttastethe wines before we buy them, we're forced to pick just based on the wines before we buy them, we're forced to pick just based on the label." "forced to pick just based on the label." "Thisonehasafrog wearinga label." "Thisonehasafrog wearinga hat, so I bet that tastes" "Thisonehasafrog wearinga hat, so I bet that tastes like... mossy?" "hat, so I bet that tastes like... mossy?" "Thisone'sby FrancisFord like... mossy?" "Thisone'sby FrancisFord Coppola." "Thisone'sby FrancisFord Coppola." "I like his movies, so I bet it" "Coppola." "I like his movies, so I bet it tastes like, um, "The" "I like his movies, so I bet it tastes like, um, "The Godfather"?" "tastes like, um, "The Godfather"?" "Thisonesaysketchup." "Godfather"?" "Thisonesaysketchup." "Am I holding a bottle of" "Thisonesaysketchup." "Am I holding a bottle of ketchup?" "Am I holding a bottle of ketchup?" "Andevenwhenwedotaste  ketchup?" "Andevenwhenwedotaste  them, we doubt our own opinions." "Andevenwhenwedotaste  them, we doubt our own opinions." "Mmm,thisis dry." "them, we doubt our own opinions." "Mmm,thisis dry." "Thisone'sfull...bodied?" "Mmm,thisis dry." "Thisone'sfull...bodied?" "Areyousure?" "Thisone'sfull...bodied?" "Areyousure?" "No,whatis awinebody ?" "Areyousure?" "No,whatis awinebody ?" "Yeah,thisis clearlywet ." "No,whatis awinebody ?" "Yeah,thisis clearlywet ." "Sowedefertotheopinions" "Yeah,thisis clearlywet ." "Sowedefertotheopinions of so-called "wine experts."" "Sowedefertotheopinions of so-called "wine experts." PerhapsI canbe of some of so-called "wine experts." PerhapsI canbe of some assistance, ladies." "PerhapsI canbe of some assistance, ladies." "Oh,thankGod." "assistance, ladies." "Oh,thankGod." "Telluswhattastesgood ." "Oh,thankGod." "Telluswhattastesgood ." "I'vebeenpretendingthis" "Telluswhattastesgood ." "I'vebeenpretendingthis whole time." "I'vebeenpretendingthis whole time." "Butthetruthis, everyoneis whole time." "Butthetruthis, everyoneis pretending because even though" "Butthetruthis, everyoneis pretending because even though wine connoisseurs want us to pretending because even though wine connoisseurs want us to believe that their ratings are wine connoisseurs want us to believe that their ratings are objective... believe that their ratings are objective..." "Thatone'sfittodrink, objective..." "Thatone'sfittodrink, that is cheap swill, and that is" "Thatone'sfittodrink, that is cheap swill, and that is a bottle of ketchup." "that is cheap swill, and that is a bottle of ketchup." "...andtheyhavesupernatural a bottle of ketchup." "...andtheyhavesupernatural powers of wine discernment." "...andtheyhavesupernatural powers of wine discernment." "Hmm,a 1934." "powers of wine discernment." "Hmm,a 1934." "Tastes like it was a very cold" "Hmm,a 1934." "Tastes like it was a very cold summer that year." "Tastes like it was a very cold summer that year." "And, uh... summer that year." "And, uh..." "the vendor's wife was pregnant." "And, uh..." "the vendor's wife was pregnant." "Hold on." "With a girl." "Here'sthebigsecret-- wine experts can't tell the" "Here'sthebigsecret-- wine experts can't tell the difference either." "wine experts can't tell the difference either." "Ibegto differ,sir ." "difference either." "Ibegto differ,sir ." "My palate is incredibly refined." "Ibegto differ,sir ." "My palate is incredibly refined." "Well,FredericBrochetofthe" "My palate is incredibly refined." "Well,FredericBrochetofthe University of Bordeaux would say" "Well,FredericBrochetofthe University of Bordeaux would say otherwise." "University of Bordeaux would say otherwise." "He conducted a series of tests otherwise." "He conducted a series of tests on unsuspecting wine experts," "He conducted a series of tests on unsuspecting wine experts, but for the sake of TV, let's on unsuspecting wine experts, but for the sake of TV, let's call them wine pranks." "but for the sake of TV, let's call them wine pranks." "Winepranks!" "call them wine pranks." "Winepranks!" "Inthefirsttest,54wine" "Winepranks!" "Inthefirsttest,54wine connoisseurs were asked to" "Inthefirsttest,54wine connoisseurs were asked to compare a red and a white wine." "connoisseurs were asked to compare a red and a white wine." "Should be pretty easy." "compare a red and a white wine." "Should be pretty easy." "Theredis juicyand robust." "Should be pretty easy." "Theredis juicyand robust." "The white..." "Theredis juicyand robust." "The white..." "It's bright, with notes of" "The white..." "It's bright, with notes of vanilla and oak." "It's bright, with notes of vanilla and oak." "Wrong!" "vanilla and oak." "Wrong!" "They're actually the same wine." "Wrong!" "They're actually the same wine." "(buzzer)" "They're actually the same wine." "(buzzer) Half of the bottles were just" "(buzzer) Half of the bottles were just white wine dyed red and none of" "Half of the bottles were just white wine dyed red and none of the participants could tell." "white wine dyed red and none of the participants could tell." "Inever!" "the participants could tell." "Inever!" "Winepranks!" "Inever!" "Winepranks!" "Inanothertest,expertswere" "Winepranks!" "Inanothertest,expertswere  asked to compare two different" "Inanothertest,expertswere  asked to compare two different bottles." "asked to compare two different bottles." "One, an expensive Grand Cru, bottles." "One, an expensive Grand Cru, and the other, a cheap table" "One, an expensive Grand Cru, and the other, a cheap table wine." "and the other, a cheap table wine." "TheGrandCru." "wine." "TheGrandCru." "Complex." "TheGrandCru." "Complex." "Very, very interesting." "Complex." "Very, very interesting." "I shall be returning to the" "Very, very interesting." "I shall be returning to the Grand Cru." "I shall be returning to the Grand Cru." "(farts)" "Grand Cru." "(farts) "Fan-du-tab."" "(farts) "Fan-du-tab." It's light." ""Fan-du-tab." It's light." "It's flat." "It's light." "It's flat." "It's pretty much what you'd" "It's flat." "It's pretty much what you'd expect." "It's pretty much what you'd expect." "Oh,that'sinteresting, expect." "Oh,that'sinteresting, because once again, they're the" "Oh,that'sinteresting, because once again, they're the same wine." "because once again, they're the same wine." "Brochet just put the same wine same wine." "Brochet just put the same wine in two different bottles and" "Brochet just put the same wine in two different bottles and none of the so-called "wine in two different bottles and none of the so-called "wine experts" even noticed." "none of the so-called "wine experts" even noticed." "Winepranks,winepranks!" "experts" even noticed." "Winepranks,winepranks!" "Oh, you got wine pranked!" "Winepranks,winepranks!" "Oh, you got wine pranked!" "Allright." "Oh, you got wine pranked!" "Allright." "You've convinced me." "Allright." "You've convinced me." "All wine is terrible and it" "You've convinced me." "All wine is terrible and it tastes the same." "All wine is terrible and it tastes the same." "No,wineis wonderfuland of tastes the same." "No,wineis wonderfuland of course, wines taste different." "No,wineis wonderfuland of course, wines taste different." "It's just totally subjective, course, wines taste different." "It's just totally subjective, like all foods." "It's just totally subjective, like all foods." "We don't need sandwich experts like all foods." "We don't need sandwich experts because we know what we like." "We don't need sandwich experts because we know what we like." "Peanut butter and sardines." "because we know what we like." "Peanut butter and sardines." "What, they're both healthy fats." "Peanut butter and sardines." "What, they're both healthy fats." "And it's what I like." "What, they're both healthy fats." "And it's what I like." "If you don't like it, it doesn't" "And it's what I like." "If you don't like it, it doesn't matter because there's no" "If you don't like it, it doesn't matter because there's no objective truth to what tastes matter because there's no objective truth to what tastes best." "objective truth to what tastes best." "We think of wine as a high-class best." "We think of wine as a high-class item only accessible by" "We think of wine as a high-class item only accessible by high-class people, item only accessible by high-class people, but it's just tasty fermented high-class people, but it's just tasty fermented grapes." "but it's just tasty fermented grapes." "So you know what?" "grapes." "So you know what?" "Forget the snobs," "So you know what?" "Forget the snobs, take risks and drink what tastes" "Forget the snobs, take risks and drink what tastes good to you." "take risks and drink what tastes good to you." "Wait." "Really?" "good to you." "Wait." "Really?" "You mean I can drink whatever I" "Wait." "Really?" "You mean I can drink whatever I want?" "You mean I can drink whatever I want?" "Yeah." "want?" "Yeah." "Freedom!" "Who wants to split a box of white zin?" "Yeah!" "I've missed this so much!" "I love it!" "Great." "So..." "Thank you for an enlightening time." "Thank you for an enlightening time." "I think we've all learned a lot." "time." "I think we've all learned a lot." "Yeah." "I think we've all learned a lot." "Yeah." "Sorryyoumisseddinner." "Yeah." "Sorryyoumisseddinner." "You know, it's time to split, so" "Sorryyoumisseddinner." "You know, it's time to split, so enjoy your sandwich that you" "You know, it's time to split, so enjoy your sandwich that you brought to a restaurant." "enjoy your sandwich that you brought to a restaurant." "Oh,what'dyouguyshave ,by brought to a restaurant." "Oh,what'dyouguyshave ,by the way?" "Oh,what'dyouguyshave ,by the way?" "Weallhadthe fish." "the way?" "Weallhadthe fish." "I had the orange roughy," "Weallhadthe fish." "I had the orange roughy, Emily had the salmon, and" "I had the orange roughy, Emily had the salmon, and Veronica had the white tuna," "Emily had the salmon, and Veronica had the white tuna, okay?" "Veronica had the white tuna, okay?" "Oh." "okay?" "Oh." "What?" "Oh." "What?" "Youdon'treallywantto" "What?" "Youdon'treallywantto know." "Youdon'treallywantto know." "Atthispoint,justlayiton know." "Atthispoint,justlayiton me." "Atthispoint,justlayiton me." "Okay,first,Iwanttofinish me." "Okay,first,Iwanttofinish my sandwich." "Okay,first,Iwanttofinish my sandwich." "Oh,myGod." "♪" "Didyouknowthatlobsterwas originally considered food for the poor?" "originally considered food for the poor?" "It didn't become associated with the poor?" "It didn't become associated with wealth and luxury until World" "It didn't become associated with wealth and luxury until World War II, when food rationing wealth and luxury until World War II, when food rationing cased shortages" "War II, when food rationing cased shortages-- Ahem." "Youweresupposedto cased shortages-- Ahem." "Youweresupposedto tell us what's wrong with what" "Ahem." "Youweresupposedto tell us what's wrong with what we ordered." "tell us what's wrong with what we ordered." "Ofcourse,happyto." "we ordered." "Ofcourse,happyto." "I think it's time we visit the" "Ofcourse,happyto." "I think it's time we visit the ghost of dinner past." "I think it's time we visit the ghost of dinner past." "Areyoutalkingaboutfarts?" "ghost of dinner past." "Areyoutalkingaboutfarts?" "No,timetravel." "Areyoutalkingaboutfarts?" "No,timetravel." "Everybody hold hands." "No,timetravel." "Everybody hold hands." "And you think, you wink, you do" "Everybody hold hands." "And you think, you wink, you do a double blink..." "And you think, you wink, you do a double blink..." "Justdoit ." "Isthatus ?" "Yep." "Iamso cute." "Hi,I don'thavea reservation." "Table for two, please." "reservation." "Table for two, please." "That'snotwhatitlooks" "Table for two, please." "That'snotwhatitlooks like." "That'snotwhatitlooks like." "No, come on." "like." "No, come on." "Doyouhavewater?" "No, come on." "Doyouhavewater?" "Just a joke." "Doyouhavewater?" "Just a joke." "Excuseme." "Just a joke." "Excuseme." "You are very pretty." "Excuseme." "You are very pretty." "Uh,theycan'tsee orhear" "You are very pretty." "Uh,theycan'tsee orhear  us." "Uh,theycan'tsee orhear  us." "Aww." "Anyway,theawfultruthabout restaurants is that often the food you order isn't the food restaurants is that often the food you order isn't the food you get, especially when it food you order isn't the food you get, especially when it comes to seafood." "Yes,I willhavethe salmon." "Yeah,I lovesalmon." "Oh,whatcolordoyoulike" "Yeah,I lovesalmon." "Oh,whatcolordoyoulike it?" "Oh,whatcolordoyoulike it?" "Thecolorthatitnaturally it?" "Thecolorthatitnaturally is?" "Thecolorthatitnaturally is?" "Inthatcase,hereitis ." "is?" "Inthatcase,hereitis ." "Oh,myGod,thatisso gross ." "Inthatcase,hereitis ." "Oh,myGod,thatisso gross ." "Nearlyallfarmedsalmon" "Oh,myGod,thatisso gross ." "Nearlyallfarmedsalmon actually starts out a sickly" "Nearlyallfarmedsalmon actually starts out a sickly gray color." "actually starts out a sickly gray color." "Ijustneedachange!" "gray color." "Ijustneedachange!" "Intheocean,wildsalmon" "Ijustneedachange!" "Intheocean,wildsalmon turn pink because they eat" "Intheocean,wildsalmon turn pink because they eat krill, but farmed salmon are fed turn pink because they eat krill, but farmed salmon are fed kibble, made of chicken fat, krill, but farmed salmon are fed kibble, made of chicken fat, soybeans and ground-up feathers." "kibble, made of chicken fat, soybeans and ground-up feathers." "Mydietis ruiningmy soybeans and ground-up feathers." "Mydietis ruiningmy complexion, but I just can't" "Mydietis ruiningmy complexion, but I just can't stop!" "complexion, but I just can't stop!" "Manufacturersthendyethe  stop!" "Manufacturersthendyethe  fish pink to make it more" "Manufacturersthendyethe  fish pink to make it more appetizing to unwitting fish pink to make it more appetizing to unwitting consumers." "appetizing to unwitting consumers." "Iloveit !" "consumers." "Iloveit !" "Thefunnythingis, salmon" "Iloveit !" "Thefunnythingis, salmon would actually be a lot cheaper" "Thefunnythingis, salmon would actually be a lot cheaper if it weren't dyed, but we just would actually be a lot cheaper if it weren't dyed, but we just gotta have pink fish." "if it weren't dyed, but we just gotta have pink fish." "No!" "gotta have pink fish." "No!" "I was gonna go to school!" "No!" "I was gonna go to school!" "Yuck." "I was gonna go to school!" "Yuck." "Well, I'll order wild salmon" "Yuck." "Well, I'll order wild salmon from now on." "Well, I'll order wild salmon from now on." "Actually,evenwhenthe menu from now on." "Actually,evenwhenthe menu says wild salmon, a lot of the" "Actually,evenwhenthe menu says wild salmon, a lot of the time, you're getting farmed says wild salmon, a lot of the time, you're getting farmed salmon and you just don't know" "time, you're getting farmed salmon and you just don't know it." "salmon and you just don't know it." "Fine." "it." "Fine." "Tuna." "Fine." "Tuna." "Oh,don'tevenget mestarted" "Tuna." "Oh,don'tevenget mestarted on tuna." "Oh,don'tevenget mestarted on tuna." "No." "on tuna." "No." "Isaid,don'tevengetme" "No." "Isaid,don'tevengetme started on tuna!" "Isaid,don'tevengetme started on tuna!" "What'swrongwithtuna?" "started on tuna!" "What'swrongwithtuna?" "It's what I ordered." "What'swrongwithtuna?" "It's what I ordered." "I have to know." "It's what I ordered." "I have to know." "Chancesareit wasn'ttuna." "I have to know." "Chancesareit wasn'ttuna." "The mislabeling of fish is" "Chancesareit wasn'ttuna." "The mislabeling of fish is rampant in the restaurant" "The mislabeling of fish is rampant in the restaurant industry." "rampant in the restaurant industry." "A study by Oceana found that 59% industry." "A study by Oceana found that 59% of the tuna they genetically" "A study by Oceana found that 59% of the tuna they genetically tested from grocery stores and of the tuna they genetically tested from grocery stores and restaurants wasn't tuna at all." "tested from grocery stores and restaurants wasn't tuna at all." "In sushi restaurants, the number restaurants wasn't tuna at all." "In sushi restaurants, the number was 74%." "In sushi restaurants, the number was 74%." "Oh,God." "was 74%." "Oh,God." "What is it?" "Oh,God." "What is it?" "Is it little bugs?" "What is it?" "Is it little bugs?" "No,it'sjustotherkindsof" "Is it little bugs?" "No,it'sjustotherkindsof fish." "No,it'sjustotherkindsof fish." "Usually, a snake mackerel called" ""escolar." Well,whatever,so longasit tastes good." "Oh,yeah,escolartastes great." "Oh,yeah,escolartastes great." "And you'll be fine, for a few great." "And you'll be fine, for a few hours." "And you'll be fine, for a few hours." "But the flesh of escolar hours." "But the flesh of escolar contains waxy deposits that are" "But the flesh of escolar contains waxy deposits that are not easy to digest." "contains waxy deposits that are not easy to digest." "Thisisso good." "not easy to digest." "Thisisso good." "(stomach gurgling)" "Thisisso good." "(stomach gurgling) Ifeelso notgood." "(stomach gurgling) Ifeelso notgood." "Ugh." "Ifeelso notgood." "Ugh." "You'llprobablyneedthis." "Ugh." "You'llprobablyneedthis." "It makes you poop." "You'llprobablyneedthis." "It makes you poop." "Yeah,wegotit." "It makes you poop." "Yeah,wegotit." "Okay, how does this happen?" "Yeah,wegotit." "Okay, how does this happen?" "Is it legal?" "Okay, how does this happen?" "Is it legal?" "No,itisn't,but it'spretty" "Is it legal?" "No,itisn't,but it'spretty hard to catch the perps when we" "No,itisn't,but it'spretty hard to catch the perps when we keep eating the evidence." "But you know what is legal, the renaming of "trash fish" to make them sound more appetizing." "the renaming of "trash fish" to make them sound more appetizing." "What?" "make them sound more appetizing." "What?" "Andyourorangeroughy." "What?" "Andyourorangeroughy." "Mmm,soundstasty." "Andyourorangeroughy." "Mmm,soundstasty." "Oh,yeah,it does." "Mmm,soundstasty." "Oh,yeah,it does." "But it didn't back when the same fish was called the "slimehead." Ugh." "Popularspecieshavebeenso depleted that fisherman have resorted to giving more depleted that fisherman have resorted to giving more appetizing names to weird-ass resorted to giving more appetizing names to weird-ass fish that used to be considered appetizing names to weird-ass fish that used to be considered too gross to eat." "fish that used to be considered too gross to eat." "Notunatoday,Chef." "too gross to eat." "Notunatoday,Chef." "Slimehead is all we got." "Notunatoday,Chef." "Slimehead is all we got." "Ican'tservethese" "Slimehead is all we got." "Ican'tservethese disgusting things!" "Ican'tservethese disgusting things!" "Even the name makes me want to disgusting things!" "Even the name makes me want to hurl." "Even the name makes me want to hurl." "Well,maybewe cancomeup hurl." "Well,maybewe cancomeup with a new one, then." "Well,maybewe cancomeup with a new one, then." "Well, they're orange and kind of with a new one, then." "Well, they're orange and kind of rough." "Well, they're orange and kind of rough." "What about orange roughy?" "rough." "What about orange roughy?" "Hmm." "What about orange roughy?" "Hmm." "Yes, those dummies should buy" "Hmm." "Yes, those dummies should buy that!" "Ha!" "Yes, those dummies should buy that!" "Ha!" "Kill...me... that!" "Ha!" "Kill...me..." "(womengiggling)" "Kill...me..." "(womengiggling) It'strue." "(womengiggling) It'strue." "Overfishing is a really serious" "It'strue." "Overfishing is a really serious problem." "Overfishing is a really serious problem." "Oh,thatis so interesting." "problem." "Oh,thatis so interesting." "Dad?" "Oh,thatis so interesting." "Dad?" "Wait,thisis yourdad ?" "Dad?" "Wait,thisis yourdad ?" "He's so charming." "Wait,thisis yourdad ?" "He's so charming." "Yep,thisis my actual father, David Conover, a marine biologist at Stony Brook University." "Uh, Dad, these are my best friends, Emily and the other ones." "friends, Emily and the other ones." "Sorry,we'reyourbest ones." "Sorry,we'reyourbest friends?" "Sorry,we'reyourbest friends?" "Youknow,we hangout ." "friends?" "Youknow,we hangout ." "Thatisso sad." "Youknow,we hangout ." "Thatisso sad." "I'msorry,tellmemore ." "Thatisso sad." "I'msorry,tellmemore ." "Letmetellyou how bad" "I'msorry,tellmemore ." "Letmetellyou how bad  overfishing is." "Letmetellyou how bad  overfishing is." "A recent study showed that 58% overfishing is." "A recent study showed that 58% of the world's fish docks are" "A recent study showed that 58% of the world's fish docks are either overfished or collapsed." "of the world's fish docks are either overfished or collapsed." "Oh,myGod." "either overfished or collapsed." "Oh,myGod." "Okay,Dad." "Oh,myGod." "Okay,Dad." "Can anything be done about this" "Okay,Dad." "Can anything be done about this problem?" "Can anything be done about this problem?" "Yeah,withrespectto problem?" "Yeah,withrespectto overfishing, we need to reduce" "Yeah,withrespectto overfishing, we need to reduce the amount of fish we're overfishing, we need to reduce the amount of fish we're harvesting." "the amount of fish we're harvesting." "We need to make sure that the harvesting." "We need to make sure that the fish species that are being" "We need to make sure that the fish species that are being overharvested are exempt from fish species that are being overharvested are exempt from harvesting until they recover." "overharvested are exempt from harvesting until they recover." "It's all part of what we call harvesting until they recover." "It's all part of what we call ecosystem-based management." "It's all part of what we call ecosystem-based management." "Wait." "ecosystem-based management." "Wait." "How does that lead to fish" "Wait." "How does that lead to fish mislabeling, though?" "How does that lead to fish mislabeling, though?" "Whenthemostpopularfish  mislabeling, though?" "Whenthemostpopularfish  are depleted, the fishing" "Whenthemostpopularfish  are depleted, the fishing industry has to find new species are depleted, the fishing industry has to find new species to harvest." "industry has to find new species to harvest." "There's thousands of fish in the to harvest." "There's thousands of fish in the sea that we serve for food," "There's thousands of fish in the sea that we serve for food, but the public knows the names sea that we serve for food, but the public knows the names of only a few of those fish, so" "but the public knows the names of only a few of those fish, so mislabeling is the obvious of only a few of those fish, so mislabeling is the obvious result." "mislabeling is the obvious result." "Yeah,likeanyonecouldlearn result." "Yeah,likeanyonecouldlearn all the names of all those fish." "Yeah,likeanyonecouldlearn all the names of all those fish." "Well,someof us do knowthe  all the names of all those fish." "Well,someof us do knowthe  names of those fish." "Well,someof us do knowthe  names of those fish." "(laughing) names of those fish." "(laughing) Dad,noteveryonelovesfish" "(laughing) Dad,noteveryonelovesfish  and wants to marry a fish or" "Dad,noteveryonelovesfish  and wants to marry a fish or whatever." "and wants to marry a fish or whatever." "Stop embarrassing me!" "whatever." "Stop embarrassing me!" "Sorry,Adam." "Stop embarrassing me!" "Sorry,Adam." "See you at Sunday dinner." "Sorry,Adam." "See you at Sunday dinner." "Bye,Dad." "Wow,I reallylikedhim ." "Like,youcouldlearn something from him." "Like,youcouldlearn something from him." "Yes." "something from him." "Yes." "Andhe's,like,nice." "Yes." "Andhe's,like,nice." "Yeah,yourdadissuper" "Andhe's,like,nice." "Yeah,yourdadissuper handsome." "Yeah,yourdadissuper handsome." "I wouldn't even have known he handsome." "I wouldn't even have known he was your dad." "I wouldn't even have known he was your dad." "It'slike,yousoundsmart, was your dad." "It'slike,yousoundsmart, but he is smart." "It'slike,yousoundsmart, but he is smart." "Youknowwhat?" "but he is smart." "Youknowwhat?" "Let's get dessert." "Youknowwhat?" "Let's get dessert." "Yeah!" "Let's get dessert." "Yeah!" "Oh,youdefinitelydon 'twant" "Yeah!" "Oh,youdefinitelydon 'twant dessert." "Oh,youdefinitelydon 'twant dessert." "Givemeabreak,Adam ." "dessert." "Givemeabreak,Adam ." "What, you don't like drinks, you" "Givemeabreak,Adam ." "What, you don't like drinks, you don't like dinner, you don't" "What, you don't like drinks, you don't like dinner, you don't like dessert, you don't like don't like dinner, you don't like dessert, you don't like restaurants at all, I mean, what" "like dessert, you don't like restaurants at all, I mean, what is your glitch?" "restaurants at all, I mean, what is your glitch?" "Look,I knowthesefacts is your glitch?" "Look,I knowthesefacts sound like bummers, but I was" "Look,I knowthesefacts sound like bummers, but I was just about to explain how sound like bummers, but I was just about to explain how learning them can actually make just about to explain how learning them can actually make the restaurant experience so" "learning them can actually make the restaurant experience so much more-- the restaurant experience so much more-- Youtrulyareademon." "much more-- Youtrulyareademon." "(whistling)" "Okay,sowhydoyouhavesuch a problem with restaurants?" "What, do you hate going to a a problem with restaurants?" "What, do you hate going to a nice place, having a nice time?" "What, do you hate going to a nice place, having a nice time?" "Oh,no,Iloveit,and nice place, having a nice time?" "Oh,no,Iloveit,and restaurants can be wonderful." "Oh,no,Iloveit,and restaurants can be wonderful." "We just need to remember that restaurants can be wonderful." "We just need to remember that all of this is an illusion." "We just need to remember that all of this is an illusion." "Haven't you ever wondered where all of this is an illusion." "Haven't you ever wondered where restaurants come from?" "Haven't you ever wondered where restaurants come from?" "Hmm,nope." "restaurants come from?" "Hmm,nope." "Iknowcavemenhad" "Hmm,nope." "Iknowcavemenhad  drive-thrus." "Iknowcavemenhad  drive-thrus." "You'rethinkingaboutthe  drive-thrus." "You'rethinkingaboutthe  Flintstones, honey." "You'rethinkingaboutthe  Flintstones, honey." "InFrance,afterthe" "Flintstones, honey." "InFrance,afterthe  revolution toppled the" "InFrance,afterthe  revolution toppled the aristocracy, revolution toppled the aristocracy, rich people's personal chefs had aristocracy, rich people's personal chefs had nowhere to work, so they opened rich people's personal chefs had nowhere to work, so they opened fine dining restaurants so that" "nowhere to work, so they opened fine dining restaurants so that even the common man could eat fine dining restaurants so that even the common man could eat like a king for a day." "even the common man could eat like a king for a day." "Now, you're not a king." "like a king for a day." "Now, you're not a king." "It's an illusion." "Now, you're not a king." "It's an illusion." "But as long as you don't take" "It's an illusion." "But as long as you don't take the illusion too seriously" "But as long as you don't take the illusion too seriously or exploit the people who are the illusion too seriously or exploit the people who are serving you, it's fine." "or exploit the people who are serving you, it's fine." "We just need to all remember serving you, it's fine." "We just need to all remember that we created this miniature" "We just need to all remember that we created this miniature world, so we can change it that we created this miniature world, so we can change it however we want." "world, so we can change it however we want." "If we leave the bad parts and however we want." "If we leave the bad parts and keep the good parts, we'll all" "If we leave the bad parts and keep the good parts, we'll all have a better time." "keep the good parts, we'll all have a better time." "Sowhat'syourproblem have a better time." "Sowhat'syourproblem with dessert?" "Sowhat'syourproblem with dessert?" "Oh,I lovedessert." "with dessert?" "Oh,I lovedessert." "I just don't like dessert in" "Oh,I lovedessert." "I just don't like dessert in restaurants." "I just don't like dessert in restaurants." "Come on, it's always the same, restaurants." "Come on, it's always the same, like crème brûlée and molten" "Come on, it's always the same, like crème brûlée and molten lava cake." "like crème brûlée and molten lava cake." "Let's get ice cream." "lava cake." "Let's get ice cream." "Thismanknowstuff." "Let's get ice cream." "Thismanknowstuff." "Yeah,I" "Thismanknowstuff." "Yeah,I-- Yeah." "Yeah,I-- Yeah." "Funfactaboutice cream." "Yeah." "Funfactaboutice cream." "Hey,comeon ,man." "Funfactaboutice cream." "Hey,comeon ,man." "Give it a rest, you jerk." "Hey,comeon ,man." "Give it a rest, you jerk." "Hey,layoff!" "Give it a rest, you jerk." "Hey,layoff!" "Howaboutyougiveitarest ?" "Hey,layoff!" "Howaboutyougiveitarest ?" "Tunaisn'treal." "Howaboutyougiveitarest ?" "Tunaisn'treal." "Okay,hey,calmdown." "Tunaisn'treal." "Okay,hey,calmdown." "Hey." "Okay,hey,calmdown." "Hey." "Hey, lay off." "Hey." "Hey, lay off." "Come on." "Hey, lay off." "Come on." "What, are we on a playground" "Come on." "What, are we on a playground here?" "Didyouknowthe ice cream cone was invented in 1904 at the World's Fair in" "Adam,don'tyoueverjust  stop and enjoy things?" "Oh,no,that'show Ienjoy stop and enjoy things?" "Oh,no,that'show Ienjoy things." "Oh,no,that'show Ienjoy things." "Oh, wow." "things." "Oh, wow." "A shooting star." "Oh,yeah,that'snot a shooting star." "It's a satellite." "Hey,Emily." "Is Haylie single?" "No." "Is Haylie single?" "No." "I mean, like, yes, but..." "No." "I mean, like, yes, but..." "No." "Oh,hey,didyou guysvalet?" "I would love a ride." "Nexttimeon "AdamRuins Everything"..." "Didyouknowyou justwashed" "Everything"..." "Didyouknowyou justwashed your mouth with floor cleaner?" "Didyouknowyou justwashed your mouth with floor cleaner?" "We'lltellAmericansthey're your mouth with floor cleaner?" "We'lltellAmericansthey're dirty, filthy garbage people." "We'lltellAmericansthey're dirty, filthy garbage people." "Themassiveflimflamthatis dirty, filthy garbage people." "Themassiveflimflamthatis the flushable wipe." "Themassiveflimflamthatis the flushable wipe." "AndI ateallyourold the flushable wipe." "AndI ateallyourold antidepressants!" "AndI ateallyourold antidepressants!" "(screaming)"