"... Alice thought to herself: now we will see a film" "... made for children  perhaps." "But I nearly forgot  you must  close your eyes  otherwise  you won't see anything." "Oh Dear!" "Oh Dear!" "I shall be late!" " said the white rabbit." "I shall be too late!" " said the white rabbit." "Please, sir!" "Oh dear, how late is getting!" " said the white rabbit." "Oh Dear!" "Oh Dear!" " said the white rabbit." "Oh!" "Shall cut my head off!" " said the white rabbit." "Sir, please..." "Wait for me, sir!" "That's going too far." " said Alice to herself." "Oh!" "The queen will be furious!" " said the white rabbit." "Watch out, sir!" "Wait for me, sir!" "Mary Ann, what are you doing here?" "Bring me some new scissors." " said the white rabbit." "That time not Mary Ann" "Don't argue" "Leave me alone." "ordered the white rabbit firmly." "Oh dear, dear!" "muttered the white rabbit to himself." "Mary, Mary!" " the White Rabbit called." "Mary Ann!" "Mary Ann!" "Mary!" "Mary!" "Where are those scissor?" " demanded the White Rabbit ." " cried the white rabbit." "If I can't get in the door, then I'll go in through the window" " said the white rabbit." "Now I am certain to be late." " complained the white rabbit." "Mind the step, Bill!" "Go up the roof Bill!" "shouted the animals." "Bill, mind that loose slate!" "Do be careful, Bill." "Shouted the animals" "Why?" "They seem to put everything on Bill!" " tought Alice to herself." "Bill!" "Go down the chimney." " called the animals " "I hope I haven't forgoten how to kick." " said Alice to herself." "There she is!" "Hop to her!" " called the animals." "No more cakes this time!" " thought Alice to herself." "Who are you?" " said the caterpillar." "and... who are you?" "Why?" " asked the caterpillar." "Get in!" "I have something very important to tell you!" " demanded the caterpillar." "Keep the temper!" " said the caterpillar." "Is that all?" "No!" " said the caterpillar." "One side will make you grow, another side will make you shrink." ""One side... the other side... of what"" "the mushroom." " said the caterpillar." "Now leave me apeace to sleep." " said the caterpillar faintly." "I think it worked quite well..." "But not entirely as I expected." " thought Alice to herself." "Come in" "an invitation for Alice from the Queen." " said the fish-footman." "an invitation from the Queen, for Alice." " repeated the frog-footman." "Alice?" "Alice?" "But that's me." " Alice thought to herself." "Sir, please." "No room!" "No room!" " cried out the mad hatter and the March hare." "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?" " said the mad hatter." "I want a clean cup." "Let's all move round one place." " said the mad hatter." "Have some wine?" " said the March hare." "I do not see any wine." "There isn't any!" " said the March hair." "Your hair wants cutting!" " said the mad hatter said." "Oh dear, she'll have me beheaded!" " said the white rabbit." "Wait!" "Please, sir!" "I want a clean cup." "Let's all move round one place." " said the hatter." "What day is it today?" " said the hatter." "Thursday." "2 days wrong again." "I told you, but you would not suit the works." " said the hatter." "But it is the best butter." "protested the March hare." "I want a clean cup." " said the mad hatter." "Well..." "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?" " said the mad hatter." "I want a clean cup." " said the mad hatter." "Your hair wants cutting." " said the March hare." "Pour yourself a glass of wine." " said the mad hatter." "No room!" "No room!" " cried the mad hatter and the March hare." "Oh dear, oh dear." " muttered the white rabbit." "Wait for me, please." "Now off with their heads!" " said the Queen of Hearts." "Off with their heads!" " screamed the Queen." "Do you play croquet?" " said the Queen of Hearts." "Are you asking me?" "Yes." " said the Queen of Hearts." "Yes, I do." "Then come with me." " said the Queen of Hearts." "Would you please, pick a flamingo." " ordered the Queen of Hearts.." "Off with their heads!" " screamed the Queen." "Let's learn this off by heart!" " said the white rabbit." "Please, wait for me." "Let the accused step forward." " said the King." "Do you mean me?" "Off with her head!" " said the Queen of Hearts." "But my dear... this sentence must come last..." " the King reminded the Queen." "Why did you eat these tarts?" " said the King." "I..." "I... answer yes or no!" " the King said severly." "Off with her head!" " screamed the Queen." "I didn't eat anything!" "Or hardly anything... give it here." " ordered the King." "Start reading here." " said the King." "I'm profoundly sorry for what I did..." "Your apology  will be taken into account." " said the King." "I'm not sorry about anything!" "Well, well... hardly anything at all..." "Say what you're supposed to say." "You should have said:" "I ask the Court  for the severest punishment." " said the King wearily." "What do you take me for?" "Stick to the text." " exclaimed the King." "But you can see   the tarts are all here!" "All the tarts..." "The evidence is not to be touched!" " screamed the King." "Off with her head!" " screamed the Queen of hearts." "My dear, you are right, as usual..." "Of course!" "Off with her head!" " ordered the King of hearts." "Off with her head!" "Which one..." "Which one..." "He's late, as usual..." "I think I'll cut his head off." " Alice thought to herself."