"Produced by WAF_bawang" "We have never needed pesticide in our house." "It's all because of our dad." "Please, it is dinner for my family all for a week of them." "You cheap little bastard!" "I'm hungry." " When will Daddy come?" " Well, I don't know either." " There's Daddy!" " Huh?" "Daddy!" "I think we have to leave here." "We'll all starve if we don't." "Daddy daddy!" "Son." "What's that?" "Why don't you pack your stuff and get out of here while you can, losers!" "And that's why we don't see one bug in our house." "What a cheap bastard." "How the Lack of Love Affects Two Men" "Pulp Inc." "How may I help you?" "Your company's product is faulty." "It's 8 meters shy of 50 you claim to have." "Pardon?" "You're missing 10 wipes won'th of paper on each roll." "The paper can shrink during the drying process." "I see." "So 8 meters of it shrinks during the drying process?" "Sir, we always adhere to the quality standards during manufacturing." "Then the ruler manufacturer must have screwed up." "I will file a complaint." " Wait sir." " Excuse me." "Wait, sir, wait!" "You are amazing." "All I want to do is help make a better world." "We want to make up for the 8 meters." "What's this?" "Sorry, sir." "Do you think this is close to being enough to resolve this situation?" "This money is not yours." "This money is to buy the fuel to light the flame ofjustice!" " Buy the fuel?" " Yes, the fuel..." "I thought you people were real scumbags..." "But I was wrong..." "You guys are good people indeed." "Yo!" "I talk with style." "I laugh with style drive with it, with it..." "Phone with style, sleep with style, watch TV with style." "I do everything with style." "Dad thinks he's "The Keeper of Justice"." "But he's a just a crook." "Who feeds off on the injustices of the world." "Executive Producer Jung Hoon Tak Producer Kim Do Jun" "Executive Producer Samuel Chae" "Baek Yoon Sik" "Bong Tae Kyu" "Lee Hae Young" "Original Script Jun Eun Kang" "Screenplay Shinzi" "Director of Photography Park Sang Hoon Director of Lighting Song Jae Suk" "Art Director Chun Soo A Production Sound Jo Woo Jin Conti Shin Hyun Jin" "Music Director Han Jae Gweon Editor Kim Sun Min" "Visual Effect Yun Jae Hoon Mixing Kim Su Hyun" "Line Producer Leo Rhee" "Directed by Kim Seong Hun" "Who are you?" "My name is Dong-hyun..." "I didn't ask for your name." "I want to know why you're following me." "I live here." "Oh, really?" "Sorry..." "Are your parents home?" "My mom isn't." "What about your father?" "He's not here." "Can't you tell me why you're here?" "I heard you're renting the room downstairs." "Yeah, so what of it?" "Thought I'd open up a cafe there." "Here follow me!" "Guess he's got company" "Japanese sometimes..." "It's all right, come on in." "Dad!" "We have another guest!" "Dad!" "Daddy!" "Civilized people tend to knock," "I thought I taught you better You little ingrate." "And who may I inquire are you?" "She's here to see the downstairs." "What you watching?" "What's the noise?" "Let's watch together!" "Yay!" "Let's watch it!" "What's that?" "A grown up man eating breasts." "Why don't you have a seat." "Ok." "Where are your manners?" "Bring our guest some tea." "We don't have any tea." "Go to the store and borrow two coffee mixes." "Get one for yourself." "It means "It hurts."" "Pardon?" "I was practicing my Japanese." "I'm starting to get the hang of it." "It means help me..." "The Japanese language is very sexy." "Dasketae." "Dasketae..." "Help me." "Help me." "Oh, I see..." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Much better, it's quiet now." "Could you move over please?" "Let me turn the lights on." "You're at it already?" "How many occupants?" "I live alone." "What about marriage?" "I was." "But now I'm divorced." "Wow, you must be very accomplished." "Oh, it's nothing." "No big deal..." "I've just been working behind the scenes to improve society." "They just keep giving me those things." "I kept them hidden because I was embarrassed but people got their feelings hurt so I display them now." "By the way, the wallpaper looks kinda old..." "I'll replace it of course." "Thanks." "I'll see you on moving day." "Umm..." "Your hands..." "That was close!" "That was very close." "Well..." "I'll help you as much as I can when you move!" "You must be pissed off." "Wow, she's moving in next door tomorrow." "Wow, even your furniture smells good..." "Reallly?" "If you ever need anything." "Just ask" "Wow, thank so much..." "Don't over do it ok?" "Oh, ok." "What are you doing?" "Put that down now!" "That's too heavy for you." "Flowers are meant to be carried by a man..." " Thank you Hyun." " You ok?" " Right" " That kid's going too far." "Yes, that's good." "Wait that's too heavy!" "Oh, this is nothing." "Wow, look at all this work!" "Mimi, I'm here." "Why are you so late?" "Sorry I hit traffic." "I made a turn up front and got stuck and was there for a while." "You poor thing." " Did you have a meal?" " No, I..." "Who are you?" "I, uh..." "He's my ex-husband." "Thought we might need help." "Hi, I'm Hwang Ho-dong." "That was pretty fuckin heavy." "You should have called a crane or ladder car." "Those stairs look deadly." "The landlord said he'd help." " I thought they were divorced?" " You heard that too, right?" "Why would an ex-husband show up?" "Dad..." "The most difficult part of a move are the books." "They can be a doozy." "So many stairs..." "Wow..." "Watch out!" "Mr. Hwang!" "Are you ok?" "Wake up!" "Mr. Hwang, wake up!" "Why, what..." "Oh sorry..." " What's wrong?" " Who did this?" "Is it hot pepper paste?" "What a stinky smell!" "What happened?" "What's wrong?" "What a fool..." "I think my arm is broken, hon..." "Oh, I'm sure you're fine." "Let me take a look." "Careful, careful..." "You ok?" "Better take him to the hospital." "What a mess..." "Take your time, we got you covered here." "I'll get everything in order for you!" "Honey, I think something's stuck up my butt." "Is it your hemorrhoids acting up again?" "What are you doing?" "Just sorting her laundry." "You're sick." "Hey, it's all in a day's work for a mover." "They pack it all for you." "Let's help her out right." "Wow, it's pretty..." "Is that a tail I see?" "Oops?" "What?" "Wow, you're back so soon?" "Guess it was broken." "No, they said it's a fracture." "That's strange." "Sorry anyways." "It's ok." "It was an accident." "I'm sorry." "He's getting pretty long... in the tooth these days." "I apologize on his behalf." "Hey, my palms got sweaty that's all!" "You were wearing gloves." "Thanks for everything." "We'll take it from here." "Good bye." "Get some rest, you've both worked too hard today." "This bed is awesome, hurry up!" "You're such a baby!" "What are you doing?" "Oh, I couldn't sleep." "Thought I'd get some exercise." "How childish." "What'd you do?" "Cut whatever I could grab." "That could be deadly." "Good." "I'll see you later." "I'll call you later." "We got rid of the enemy and now she's become ripe for the picking." "Cafe MINT" " Sir, we're all here." "Victory!" " Good." "Oh, you're here." "What took so long?" "Thanks for all this turn out!" " Oh, Congressman Kim." " Congratulations." "Hello, I'm Mimi, thanks for coming." " You're here" " Yang, bring some drinks over here." "Mimi, say hello." "He works for Pulp." "Hello..." "These are the workers at Dongkwang Confectionery." " Have a good day." " Thanks, come again." "Please come again!" "I'll get you more drinks." "Congratulations on the opening." "It's not mine." "Mimi is the president." "And I'm her sponsor." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Oh Mimi." " Chairman..." " You assholes..." "You guys are not won'thy of this place why are you bringing dried fish here?" "We were going to order some dishes." "Madame Oh, I'm in the mood for a drink." "Yes, of course." "Slow, take it slow..." "Slow, slow." "That goes for everything you do." "Don't get any bright ideas." "Hello, I'm the Tit-man," "I mean Bread Man Yang Moo-shik." " Hey Yang..." " Yes sir?" "Take care of your brother there." "Sit down and shut up..." "Chairman." " Congratulations..." " Thank you." "It's not yours." "It's the Chairmars." "Attention everyone!" "Please consider this place as a source of comfort and relaxation." "A home away from home." "There's even all these beautiful flowers." "But a flower is for looking, not for plucking!" "That's it for my speech today." "Wow, it's hot today." "Wow, it's scorching!" "Wow, what..." "Wow!" "Oops, I didn't know you were here Mimi..." "Sorry..." "What are you up to?" "Did you just call me "Mimi"?" "Thought I'd make it more personal when it's just the two of us." "Hey, what..." "Look at this flesh here..." "Too bad..." "If you work on your waist, arms, your triceps, you'd have a 20 year-old's body." "Do you want to work out with me?" "I work part-time at the health club." "Oh, that's why you're in such good shape." "Feel this." "Wow" "Pretty hard huh?" "What about here?" "You're hard here too." "Actually, I'm hard in other places too." "Why don't you take a breath kid." "You're about to pop an artery." "Mimi." "Mr. Kang from Dong-yang Pulp is bringing 10 guests to Mint." "Oh, Mr. Dong, thank you!" "They're loaded so keep it flowing." "Oh, ok." "Go on and get ready." "Oh, yes, I'm going." "Here, you hang the rest." "Thanks Hyun..." "Did you say 10?" "I need tutoring fee." "Do you know how many months we're behind?" "I told you to quit." "School should be enough!" "I'm giving a lecture, so get your own dinner." "Wow, Mr. Dong, you give lectures?" "That's so wonderful." "What school?" "Sir, it's 63,200 wons." "You should have told me earlier," "I'd have made you dinner." "It's ok." "I'm used to being alone." "This is the first time I had cake." "Let me have a taste." "This is good, wow..." "I see money flying everywhere." "For instance..." "Our factories love rainy days." "You know why?" "They dump their wastes into the sewer on rainy days!" "You collect a bottle of that, deliver it by messenger," "and give those suckers a call." "They'll come running over with a bag full of money." "This principle doesn't change." "We take revenge on behalf of the victims and get paid for it." "Change your paradigm!" "When you do," "The world becomes a much more lucrative place for you all!" "Wow" "Professor, professor!" "Wow!" "Wow..." "Thanks for everything." "Thanks!" "Thanks for coming!" "You're all great!" "Mom!" "Please be my mom just for today." "Mommy!" "Will you give me a hug?" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "I'm so sorry son." "I'm so sorry..." "Forgive me my little boy." "Happy birthday..." "Look Hyun, look how much your dad loves you." "What a great day for you!" "I'll get the champagne!" "Look kid, who you trying to fool?" "Today's not your birthday." "How low can you go, selling out on your poor dead mother." "Where'd you get the money?" "What did you sell this time?" "Here's the champagne." "My poor motherless son, congratulations!" "Hyun, what do you want as a present?" "I'll give you anything you want." "It's a precious day my boy, name it and you got it." " Did you get him something?" " No, no thanks dad." "I don't need anything." "Hyun, you're bleeding..." "We need to think of our children!" "Guard the water of life!" "Guard the water of life, life!" "Love your country!" "Mr. Dong, no trouble tonight, right?" "This is going to be peaceful." "We will protest in silence." " Thank you sir." " No problem." "Drive out the evil corporations to hell with them!" " To hell with them!" " To hell with them!" "Laundry pick up!" "Laundry pick up!" "Oh, hi." "Look how sexy your dress is..." "Her fake tits are about to pop out!" "It's silicon!" "Why are you selling gold fish cakes on a hot summer day?" "Beat heat with heat, haven't you heard?" "Such wisdom from a moron." "Whatever." "Yo, Cheol-dong has left the building." " Really?" " Yeah." "I'll be needing a bath today!" "That feels good..." " Hey come here." " It's hot..." "Ow, hot, hot!" "Look at that, will you?" "It's standing in attention!" "Hey save your energy for when you really need to use it." "What, what are you doing?" "Yes, I'd like a shot." "Guess you can't even drink even though you own a cafe." "Hey Yang, how about some 7-Up?" "Moo-shik, how's the baking business?" "I don't own the bakery," "I just have a gold fish cake stand across from it." "I told you so last time but I guess you werert listening." "Hey, Yang!" "Where's the 7-Up?" "Thatjerk doesn't even respond!" "Who does he take me for?" "A fool?" "It's ok, I'll just drink this." "I thought you couldn't drink?" "Yang, you little fucker, where's my 7-Up?" "This is why my brother keeps hitting me, cuz people treat me like shit!" "Hey, your glass is empty." "What a total bitch." "Hey bro, you here?" "Hey." "My bro Moo-shik." "Here you are." "We were supposed to meet here." "Nice place!" "Mimi, let's have a drink." "To Mint, a successful a new venture!" "Thank you... but I can't drink..." "So you'll drink with my bro but not with me?" "Trying to come between brothers?" "Ok, ok, I'll drink some more..." " More, more, more..." " Drink up!" "Drink!" "Drink up!" "Drink!" "More, more, that's my girl!" " More, more, that's my girl!" " Drink up!" "Drink!" "Those two beat us to the punch!" "This is the reality of our nation." "Smell it!" "Smell it!" "Isn't that disgusting?" "Huh?" "It's rank huh?" "These assholes are fucking with our food." "They're all going to hell." "What are you guys doing?" "You said we're going another round somewhere else!" "Let's get outta here!" "Let's party until we drop!" " You really want to go?" " What about the others?" "They'll be coming shortly!" " Tell them to hurry." " Careful, careful..." "What are you guys doing?" "Oops, it's the Chairman." "Mr. Dong..." "Mimi got so drunk," "I was trying to help her home." "Moo-shik, is that true?" "Yeah, she got so drunk we were going to take her somewhere else." "You should come too." "Where the hell would we take someone so obviously drunk!" "Why would you leave out Mr. Dong?" "This fucker doesn't know any manners towards his elders." "You guys really want to go there?" "No sir, that's not it." "We all can dream a little, right?" "Are they getting out of hand, dad?" "Moo-shik, take Mimi back to her room so she can lie down." "Uh, wait, oh yeah, please move over." "Hey, Mimi's shoes!" "What's with you and that hammer?" "Hammer here and there, everywhere!" "These corn chips are past deadline." "These chips have maggots." "This candy is prohibited." "And this yogurt's top was loose." "Good job Comrade Han." "Just call me Mi-hyang." "And here's the cologne you wanted." "It's Bulgaris." "I took my husband's..." "I will not forget all your hard work." "If I can be of help to your work," "I'm happy to do it." "I just don't know what to do..." "Geez, now he's hitting on the supermarket lady." "Lift your back and stick out your chest." "Control your breathing!" "Hyun, this is a little to much." "No!" "Getting your figure back is not going to be easy!" "Let's start." "Open, then close." "Breathe, open... then close." "Feel the 20's coming back." "Open wide..." "That little bastard." "Open wide..." "My dad is a thief without a weapon." "What are you saying?" "I was talking to myself." "You must have really good ears." "You saw the bags ofjunk food, right?" "That's how he makes a living," "Blackmailing companies like a parasite." "Don't say that." "It can't be true." "Yeah." "It was tough for me too." "I couldn't believe it." "And you know what else?" "He's impotent." "You're pretty good, you'll be on your way in a month." "I'll work at it, but you better keep me on my toes." "No problem!" " See you tomorrow." " Ok." "Where have you been?" "I was on a date with Mimi." "You dissed me, huh?" "Dad, didn't you hear everything?" "How far you planning to take this?" "Let's go upstairs." "Dad, my foot." "You trying to stand in the way of your old man getting some love?" "I saw her first!" "Give up!" "Give up!" "Get away from me, get away..." "Look it's a U.F.O.!" "I'll give you U.F.O.!" "No, I mean it!" "I told you to trust no one, right?" "Shame on you for being fooled." "You give up?" " Ok, ok, that hurts like a bitch." " Give me the signal." "Ok, ok, I give up you little bastard." "Getting better every day..." "Dad, come on, you gave up!" "I only gave half the signal." "Like I said, trust no one." "One, two, three." "Is this too much for you?" "Well is it too hard to pack an extra lunch for your poor unfortunate friend?" "Friendship requires sacrifice." "Nothing is free in life." "There are no freebies." "Mimi went out with the Laundry guy." "The guy caught a cab to Wooshin Motel." "Hey Hyun." "What are you doing?" "I was bonding with some friends..." "Mimi's been kidnapped kid!" "Heard it's next to Wooshin Motel." "What's with you and that hammer?" "You wanna get someone killed?" "It keeps me safe!" "Where's Duk-bong?" "He didn't come by today..." "If I find him in here, I'll close you down for good." "I'm serious, he's not here." "What are you doing?" "I'll search the 2nd floor, you search the 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8th floors." " Damn!" " Mr. Dong!" "Chairman!" "Mimi!" "Mimi!" "Mimi" "Mimi!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Oh shit!" "It wasrt me!" "The fury!" "Of the Drop Kick!" "Mimi!" "Mimi!" "Oh no!" "Oh mama!" " You dumb little fucker!" " Please Mr. Dong..." "You planning to make this a town full of inbreds?" "A town full of relatives?" "Where is Mimi?" "Let's try the cabaret." "You crazy pervert." "Your head is full of shit..." "I learned from the best." "Hey don't you fall asleep." "Where have you been?" "I'm going to bed." "Couldrt you at least tell us you're not coming home?" "We were so worried!" "That's right." "You shouldn't go sleeping over in strange places." "What's with you both?" "Why are you worried about me?" "What else could I be?" "Where have you been?" "Why should I have to report to you?" "I went to dinner with the kids and their father." "Are you satisfied?" "Why are you seeing him again?" "Why is that any of your business?" "Oh I see how it is." "So you don't need my help anymore." "So I'm no longer needed, right?" "What are you talking about?" "You sound as if we were a couple." "Daddy..." "Dad, you're being too intrusive." "Love is about accepting the good and the bad." "Mimi, I totally understand you." "Why don't you stay out of it you little twerp!" "It's been changed to Eo-Ullim, it's across from Mint." "Business should be done in a positive atmosphere." "How can you do business in such a dank place?" "Ok, I'll see you there." "Oh thanks Yang." "Sorry about that." "Thank you for calling Mint." "It's for you again Mr. Dong." "Damn those rascals keep calling me here." "You'd think I told them to do it on purpose." "Hi, Mr. Park!" "Eo-Ul-lim." "How many?" "Twenty?" "You help them when they're down and get them back on their feet and they treat you like crap!" "You mean little ingrate." "Like crap!" "No more, no more..." "Moo-shik." "What are you doing here?" "Dad said to come to Eo-Ullim." "Forget it, I'm staying here!" "Ms. Yang asked for you at the Karaoke." "Ms. Yang?" "I'll see you later..." "Wow, it's really dead here." "Is it even open right now?" "Damn, this is going to drive down the property price." "You have running water upstairs?" "Oh, I didn't tell you?" "Dad cut off the water for some pipe repairs." "How are we supposed to run our business?" "I guess you're right..." "You'll lose business for sure!" "You don't look so good these days." "Bad business?" "Business is about people, people helping people." "It's just basic business principle." "If you need to talk, just come to me." "I'd be glad to help you out." " Here you are." " Oh, it's you." "That little asshole!" "You're early." "By the way did you pick up the groceries?" "Of course I did." "Did you get some water?" "We don't have running water." " Water?" " Uh huh." " No water in a bar?" " I know what you mean." "Yo, toadman, what you doing?" "Like I always said, women are not to be trusted." "She has no future." "This guy set the sales record in our division, right?" "That guy, I really hate that guy." "I always have a bad day when I run into him in the morning." "Are you going to let this go on?" "I helped her out cuz I felt sorry for her and nothing else." "So then she's all mine?" "Whatever." "You can have her, claim her, whatever." " Honey, I'm here!" " You must be exhausted..." "It's so stinging." "She played us both." " I'm kicking her out." " What?" "Dad, what's wrong with you?" "Let me go!" "If you send her out before the lease is up, you'll pay a penalty." "An ingrate like her should be punished." " Hyun!" " What?" "You tell her the news." "No way, why should I have to?" "You're a big boy, what's the big deal..." "You're my only son and you can't?" "And the guy..." "Well, bring him by." "Ok, I will." "If business was like this everyday, we'd all be rich." "It won't be that hard." "Pull it all together and buy this damn building." "How much could it cost?" "That's right" " How much could it be?" " Just buy it out right!" "Babe, I got something to tell you." "What is it?" "I've met someone." "Oh, really?" "I see." "That's great." "I wanted to tell you sooner but didn't want to hurt you." "Hurt me, no way?" "I'm cool." "You know that, right?" "Of couse I do, that's why I fell for you." "I gotta hand it to you though, didn't think you could pull it off." "Well, I think I better go." "Hey, cover yourself a little." "He looks like he plays the field." "Mimi..." "Mimi..." "Mimi..." "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here dad?" "I'm sorry but I really want to be alone." "Oh wait." "Your beautiful face is marred by sadness." "Mimi doesn't look like Mimi." "Let's get something to eat." "Here, drink this and go get a full night's rest." "Why don't we go to Baekwoon and get some roasted canine?" "There's nothing better than sleep." "Go to bed." "Come on, go get dressed." "I'm going to get you on the count of three!" "What about tomorrow?" "You can't close for two days, people will think Mint went out of business." "Promise!" " Then I'm going with you." " Ok, you come along too." "No, he needs to study for his exams." " I'm not taking any exams." " Really?" "It's useless!" "Damn kid..." "Good luck on your exams." "Hey dad!" "What, what's going on?" "You better let me out of this." "You got a date with Mimi." "What to do?" "What else to do but stay this way." "How can you do this to me over a woman?" "I'm not doing this overjealousy." "Mom came to me last night and you know what she said?" "I said mom what are you doing here?" "She said, Hyun don't worry about me, stay with Mimi, stay with Mimi." "Why you little cousin-of-a-bitch!" "I've heard son of a bitch but what's cousin?" "If I called you that, I'd be a bitch!" "Oh dad..." "I love you!" "I'll be home a little late dad." "Dad, I'm home!" "Came to pick up after your shit..." "Catch me if you can!" "Come on..." "No way?" "!" "Huh?" "I bought some bacon, let's have some chow." "Go ahead, eat." "Wow, this is good." "I'm sorry I didn't really feed you right." "You're a growing boy." "That's all right." "What's this?" "It's supposed to add flavor." "The butcher recommended it, it's American." "No wonder it's so good." "Hey, what's going on?" "Oh shit!" "Dad, daddy!" "Dad!" "I'm right here." "What did you feed me?" "Sleeping pills?" "Why dad, why?" "I fed you good old fashioned protein." "Let me go, I gotta go take a dump!" "Let me go!" "Hold on a sec." "I can't hold on." "I'm about to shit in my pants!" "Dad, please dad!" "Dad, please dad!" "Daddy!" "Time for some porridge." "Good old fashioned grub!" "I haven't had anything for two days." "Dad, I'm sorry!" "I apologize!" "I'll be your dog from now on." "Ruff ruff!" "Wag the tail!" "Wag wag wag." "Dad!" "Please one bite, one bite..." "If you werert my son, I'd have fed you friend wontons for 15 years." "Here dad, I'm wagging my tail." "Ruff ruff ruff!" "Yo, over here Hyun!" "Hey!" "Dong Hyun, stop right there!" "His penis has started to peel." "Attempted murder and manufacturing illegal substances." "What will happen to me?" "You'll do about 3 years." "3 years?" "I can escape, I can escape." "I can escape." "I can escape, I can escape." "I can escape, I can..." "I'll escape, I can do it." "I can escape." "Daddy!" "Daddy, daddy, I miss you." "Help me daddy..." "Daddy!" "Dad, please don't press charges..." "Dad, daddy..." "Dad, daddy, I love you..." "Hey, come one out." "Ok." "Hey..." "Is this really 500 times the power of Viagra?" "Yeah, but you should wait until you're all healed up." "Maybe a month." "You rotten bastard!" "Do you know what it's like to not find chocolate in a power ball?" "Imagine how disappointing" " it is for a child?" " What are you doing Mr. Dong?" "Why did you drink so much?" "Wake up!" "Mr. Dong, I drank a lot tonight." " Oh my oh my..." " I'm really sad." "Oh ok." " You know what Mr. Dong..." " Yes, water yes..." "You know my ex-husband right?" " Well, yes." " That fool." " You mean the one with the fracture." " Yeah, that one." "He's getting married." "Oh, I see." "I don't know whether to congratulate you or not." "I guess I should congratulate them." "But I don't feel too good about it." "Those bastards..." "I was duped." "They're so cruel..." "They're marrying on my birthday." "Whatjerks!" "Why am I such a mess?" " You're not a mess." " No I am a mess." "My life is a mess." "Mr. Dong" "My life is a mess." "Mr. Dong" "What are you doing?" "What, you don't want me too?" "No, of course I do." " Mr. Dong" " You're so beautiful..." "Oh really Mr. Dong?" "I really like it." "Mimi, wake up." "What are you doing?" "!" "I knew it!" "Don't get the wrong idea." "She drunk so much." "She got hot and took off her top." " That's all it is." " Then why'd you lock the door?" "I didn't, I think Mimi locked it." "As a fellow man, I'm really ashamed of you." "What are you doing now?" "I'm trying to do the right thing and take her back to her room." "Mimi's room is too cold dad, right?" "The heater doesn't work." "It's summer." " Oh yeah, you're right." " Yep." "We might as well let her stay here." "Yes, yes, of course." "Why don't you go to bed." "I'm not leaving you here with her." "Then what, you want to tie my hands together?" "Yep." "Where's the perp?" "Hurry up and cuff us." "Lying like this reminds me of the times when your mom was around." "If you want, I'll take Mimi as my wife and your new mother." "I'll bring her as my wife." "Look, kid!" "She can be a wife and a mother only if I marry her." "If I marry her, you get a wife and a daughter in law." "What?" "Don't you have to pee?" "Oh, come on dad, aw man..." "What, what's going on?" "What's with these two?" "The president of the civilian government is Park Jung-hee." "Choose number 2." "I got a medal of honor from him." "Next." "Nationalist government, that's Chun Doo-hwan, number 2." "Officer Kim got called away on emergency duty." "He finally made it back the next morning after treating himself to some beef soup and emancipated us from each other." "Up until then, Dad and I had to take care of business together a total of 7 times, 4 urinations and 3 dumps." "It's pure gold, right?" "Congratulations!" "Congratulations!" "I planned this all for you happy birthday!" "Happy Birthday Mimi." "Mimi." "Happy Birthday!" "Come on Ji-min!" "Why'd you follow me here?" "Why?" "Today's your birthday." "Happy birthday to you." "Happy birthday to you." "Happy birthday." "Damn, fuck!" "Shit!" "This sucks!" "I had a great time." "Oh this was nothing, I could have..." "What are you doing here Hyun?" "You know It was my birthday today." "Your dad remembered and I had such a good time." "He's such a sweeet man." "Happy birthday again Mimi." "Oh my!" "I'm so touched." "Where'd you get this?" "I happen to be a great at surprises." "Wow, this smells good." "Thank you." "I think my son wants to have a word with me." "What did you guys do all this time?" "Use your imagination." "Roasted canine and a bottle of soju?" "Is that what you think..." "I'm only capable of?" "That's not it." "I want to know what happened!" "Is that what you want to know?" "We went for a drive." "She probably thought... you stunk of loneliness." "Really, is that what you think?" "And then what?" "We got something to eat." "Shabby restaurant" "And we sang." "It's all so familiar." "My heart skips a beat..." "You took my heart!" "Can I love this person in front of me?" "With this beating heart?" "Can I love you please?" "And we went to a place that only consenting adults can go." "We were like two wild beasts." "She wouldn't have." "Is this how it's going to end?" "Attak... attack face!" "Damn, that kid is awesome!" "Get him!" "Kill him!" "Kick him!" "I'm thirsty..." "I need a gulp of that health tonic." "What's that?" "Mimi got it for me." "It's deer antler and ginseng cooked for 10 hours." "Especially it has a penis of a sea bear as an ingredient." "I want a little bit!" "How could you deny your own son?" "It's not that I'm being stingy, it's just that this is Mimi's love for me." "How could I share her love with somebody?" "I'm gonna save her love." "You think that this is going to keep me from it?" "All right, try it." "You'll regret it." "Never mind!" "Looks like you've grown some balls." "What in God's good name are you talking about?" "Oops, it's time to go to the bathroom." "I told you that was a symbol of her love." "And you tainted it?" "You hit your own son with a hammer!" "?" "What kind of dad are you?" "What are you doing?" "Just catching a stray dog." " Oh really?" " You may not want to see this." "Should I prepare it?" "Where did that old fart hide the key?" "I'll get you old man." "I'll sell this whole building off." "I think I've been too hard on you." "Take this apple as an apology." "You have some too dad." "I didn't want to... but I decided to call a truce with dad." "One day..." "I'd like to but I can't give this to you." "See you soon." "See you next time." " Oh, my god." " I knew it." "Soon after, some nasty rumors started to circulate around the neighborhood." "I can't believe it..." "That Mimi slept with the Bakery Guy." "Did that mean my dad and her were on the outs?" "What happened?" "What do you know you imbecile?" "Hey!" "Did you sleep with Mimi?" "First the old man and now the sors getting in my face." "Did you sleep with Mimi?" "What the..." "Did you?" "What' s with you too?" "Fine, I did!" "What you gonna do about it?" "Mimi, is that true?" "Is that true?" "Oh my heart!" "Ah the pain!" "Is that what you think of me?" "I can't forgive your father!" "If it's all right with you, do you want to live together?" "If you want, I'm ready anytime." "I'll bring my kids to live with us." "Children belong with their mother." "Running a bar is not conducive to raising young children." "You're absolutely right." "So I'm thinking of renovating Mint." "It'll cost around $200,000." "$200,000?" "Will you loan it to me?" "I don't have that kind of money." "I'm asking for a loan, not a gift." "I'm flat broke lady, you picked the wrong man." "What do you mean?" "If you picked me for my money, you're barking up the wrong tree." "You need to get yourself another option." "Just go away." "I hate the saying "Like father, like son"." "I really hate it." "Mimi!" "Mimi!" "You know that" "I love you this much, right?" "Mimi..." "Why don't you marry me instead?" "I'll make you the happiest woman in the world." "I, Dong-hyun, can do it!" "I can do it, yes!" "Yes!" "Laundry!" "I had a great time." " Me too." " I had a great time too!" "Hey Duk-bong!" "What's right?" " Hey, Mr. Dong." " What's wrong?" " Are you drunk?" " Oh, my..." "Were you beat up?" "Were you in a fight?" "No, that's not right..." "I mean, it's Hyun..." " Oh really?" " Yep." " How could that be?" " Isn't that funny?" "I had a great time, thank you..." "What are you two doing?" "You won't believe this but we're going to get married." "What a bunch of bull shit!" "We've set the date for the 19th of this month." "We want to get it over with as soon as possible to avoid unnecessary drama." "I'm sorry" "The fortuneteller said we were a perfect match." "Son, do you have a fever?" "Are you sick?" "We've gone where we can't turn back." "You don't believe me?" "I can show you my back..." "Never mind." "You thought I wouldn't look!" "Oh my back is on fire..." "Why you little ingrate!" "So you and I are in-laws?" "You know you may be right." "Hey bro!" "This is pure bull shit..." "This can't be happening..." "What do you want?" "I want to apologize for that time." "I don't know why you're doing this but let's settle everything at $30,000." "And then you leave me alone." "What?" "You don't need $200,00 to renovate." "Thirty grand is plenty." " Oh geez..." " Ok, ok." "Just one question." "What?" "You're saying that my son and I are going to be brother-in-laws?" "So well written, so poetic." "Where's the reception going to be?" "Keumgang Buffet is very good!" "Arirang Buffet is better." "They give you free ice cream at Hwangrim Buffet." "That sounds delicious." "Hey, you got it backwards!" "You must feel really bad." "Honey, get this man a cold drink." " Oh, OK." " I'll get it..." "No, I'll get it." " I'll get it." " Honey." "That Hyun is quick." "Like father like son." "He's learned from the best." "Watch what you say man, Mr. Dong is in a daze." "Did you sleep with her?" "You said you did." "When did I say that asshole!" "You started the rumors." "I told you I saw them in front of the motel." "You son of a bitch, did you really see them?" "Yes, I did." "Lucky little bastard!" "Yeah, lucky little bastard." " How, how..." " Temper, temper!" "Dad, what you doing?" "Oh, daddy, my daddy!" " Let me go you little jerk!" " What are you doing?" " Leave me alone." " Dad!" "No matter how low we've gone," "I will not live with this shame!" " I canrt accept you two!" " Dad!" "NO dad, no!" "Father, father..." "Oh my wretched life..." "That will never work." "Dad!" "You have to work the noose towards the back of your neck." "If it's in the front, you'll just be in a lot of pain but it won't kill you." "Now, put one leg up here first..." "Oh my wretched life!" "Oh my poor dead wife!" "Get away from me, I'm not going to die." "Do I have to do everything, huh?" "I'm going to eat everything at the best buffet in the world." "What's wrong with your legs?" "Mr. Dong, don't be too upset." "My boss will be a good daughter-in-law." "You're a lucky man." " Yang, pour me a drink." " Yes sir..." "You're beautiful." "You trust me right?" "The ceremony will start shortly, everyone please take your seat." "Testing, testing, I'm toastmaster" "Let's get some buffet food." "What about the wedding?" "Where is the buffet again?" "Over there..." "You better behave yourself!" " Moo-shik!" " Hey, hurry up!" "Where you going?" "Wanna go with me to the buffet line?" "I'm hot, wanna go to the bathhouse?" "Moo-shik, wait up!" "Why are you so late?" "I thought you werert showing up!" "You wouldn't miss your only sors wedding now would you?" "Where's Mimi?" "Huh?" "Bring her here." "No I'll find her." "Come on dad." "I brought the money!" "Mimi!" "I'll pay $200,000 not to have to go through this hell!" " I have the money here!" " Dad, dad," "Do you like her that much?" "He's so happy!" "This man is ecstatic!" "I'll never give her up!" "How can you take away your own father's girl?" "It's nothing." "It's nothing." "It's really nothing." "All right, kid." "I'm ready for you!" " Ready for what?" " I'm ready!" "Take your clothes off..." " And put this on!" " Come on kid!" "You're a mess!" "Why you little ingrate!" "All right, I'm ready for you." "Take your shirt off!" "I'm ready for you!" "Put this on." "You need to walk down that aisle." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "What happened to you?" "I'm trying to get you hitched for free!" "What?" "We bought all the stuff with Mimi's money." "It's all free!" "Just what kind of prank are you pulling?" "Look..." "Your money will be my money some day." "I'm not going to let you waste it." "I won't let you spend a dime." "I set up Mimi to marry you." "I did prepare everything." "What $200,00?" "Forget about it!" "What the hell are you saying?" " Has anyone seen the groom?" " Hurry up and get dressed!" "I'm getting married today?" "Yes." "I don't know what you're trying to pull." "I'll see for myself." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Dong Chul-dong, the real groom and the father of Dong Hyun" "The ceremony will officially begin now." "Everyone, please welcome" "Ready?" "With a round of applause..." "Here comes the groom!" "Hyun, is this really true?" "Yes, all you have to do is walk down the aisle." "Am I really getting hitched for free?" "Yep!" "Wow, you really outdid yourself!" "You really are my son!" "I am your son indeed." "Please be happy with Mimi!" "You son of a bitch." "Next..." "Here comes the bride!" "I gave up Mimi for my dad." "It was the best thing I did in my life and it wasrt for my $200,000." "Dad will ask me to return his money but do you think I would?" "This room is a lucky room." "The previous tenant married a rich widower." "It's a lucky room indeed!" "I'll see you on moving day." "You really are single right?" "No ex-husbands or the deal's off." "I've never been married." "Ok..." "Do you know what Dasketae means?" "Beef or pork?" " They want pork." " Darn." " Daddy, we need some money." " Hey kids." "Say thank you!" " Thank you." " Ok." "Leave me a thousand won and let's go to the market." "Hey Yang!" "Keep skimming from the kids and you're about to get a bloody nose." "Hello." " Hey honey." " What?" "What are you looking at?" "It's slowed down a bit so take it easy." "Drink this." "So cute." " So damn cute." " Drink this." "And take a breather." "Are you sure you want to do this?" "It's going to hurt." "I have to or Dad won't be fooled." "OK, then, hold on." "Here we go." "Do you really think your dad will bring the $200,000?" "Trust me." "He's my father and he really really loves you." "Really?" "OK, just a little more." "You all right?" "By the time you read this," "I'll be long gone." "All I wanted was to teach you the ways to fight the world and win." "To you who will have to live in this rough and tumble desert that we call the world." "I'm sorry that you didn't have all you wanted while growing up." "Forgive me for not buying the stuff you wanted to eat and the stuff you wanted to have." "But remember this, the world is not that easy." "Please don't put your trust in strangers and only believe in yourself." "P.S. Don't waste money on my funeral." "All I need is a bottle of soju and the head of a dried pollack."