"Starring" "THE FRENCH TRICK" "Wait for me!" " That's classic!" " Junk." "No, it's a Mercedes." " Cool?" " Think!" " You think, you open it." " Really?" " I'll hold it." " Get in and open it." " Drive." " The keys!" "Music" "Screenplay" "Director of photography" "Directed by" "It took me a long time to find her, but I did." "You should be satisfied." "Sir... this car is a doll." " One of a kind." " That's good news." " What the hell?" " What?" "This is no place to live." "They'll steal anything!" "It was here 5 minutes ago!" "Such junk..." "The doll was just here!" " Was... but she's gone!" " Boss, your BP." " Well?" "!" " It's going sky high!" "They've taken my Benz!" " I'll call the police." " I'll find it myself." " What about the money?" " What about the car?" "!" "Savage country..." "Savage people." "Damn you all!" "Well, well..." "I find him interesting." "Like everyone else here." "Women like him." "And you don't have to play the princess." "Everything's ready, but there's no volunteers." "I'll try..." "You?" "Why not?" " Can you handle it?" " You said everything's ready." "OK." "In that case... a toast." "To Paris!" "Find it, at all costs." "I gotta have it back!" "Got it?" "I'm on H2O all day, so don't mess with me." " And when we find it?" " Bring it to me at once!" "But... what about the thieves?" "Take them to dinner!" "Dumb question..." " Leon will tell you." " I'll groom him, boss." "I'm coming!" "What are you waiting for?" " Find that Benz." " Yes, sir!" " Boss..." " Beat it." "I got to the mountain stage." " What's the boss on all day?" " H2O." " Water!" " Why?" " It purifies the mind and body." " A diet?" "Shut up, focus on the job." "Relax." "What's with the bike?" "That's his passion." "He wanted to do the Tour de Pologne." "Lance Armstrong..." "I read in the web that Lance was on EPO, not water." "That's great, but we've got a carto find." "Interested in that car?" " Yes." " Good choice." "It's a 70s model, but in general..." "it's in an impeccable condition." "Let me show you..." "Its best feature is the engine." "3000 just forthe engine seems a bit expensive." "No, because the engine runs like Swiss clockwork." " Hey, mister!" "We'll take it!" " Just a second!" "The oil pump's been redone, the valves too." " Everything's perfect." " Exactly what we're looking for." " It's you." " Yes, dad." "Well done." "You guessed, after 3 years." "It's definitely you." "Malicious, like your mother." "Home, sweet home." "Not ready yet?" "We'll be late forthe plane." "There's a problem." "Got any cash?" "Mom sent the money to you." "Yeah, but..." "I invested it." " You invested it?" " At the bookies." " Dad!" " Sure thing, they said." " No wonder Mom ran off." " I'd pay" " my debts and forget Paris!" " But I don't want to forget it!" "If we don't show up tomorrow, we lose the job!" "We won't!" " Leave it to me." " That's what I'm afraid of." "Motherfucker...!" "What mother fucker?" " Piss off," " yellow nigger!" " I'm wasted." "Great." "They fucking took it all." "Everything's lost." "What's with the coat?" "Sometimes it's chilly in Paris." "Mom, I'm not taking it." "I've got to go." "Sergei, take the sandwiches and thermos." "You should be looking after Dad, not me." "He just smokes all day." "See you." "You'll join me out there soon." "I'm really in a hurry, Mom." "Where's Arsen?" "Once I'm settled, I'll send the passport back, and you'll join me." "Yeah, Dad?" " You got uncle Gagik's address?" " Yes, I know:" "He's going to take care of everything." "Watch out forthe Poles." "You'll have a hard time ifthey'll think you're Russian." "Keep a low profile." "I know." "Bye." "Coach tickets were sold out." "Since work there's legal, it's a regular gold rush." " All that way with a stranger?" " She made a good impression." " You didn't see her." " Nice voice..." " Winning requires risks." " You risk and lose." "Look at you..." "Elegance won't hurt in France." "I'll show'em, frog eaters." " As long as I'm there tomorrow." " Just like your mother!" "Where is he?" "It must've been Angelika..." "That frenchie" " robbed me." " Angelika not French." "Polish." "What an ass you are!" " Why did I drink like an animal?" " Stop moaning." "I can't sleep." "We had to celebrate yourtrip." "But now I'm broke." "It's gonna be OK." "As we agreed..." "Two months in advance, the rest when you come back." "That's right." "My first born, graduated in law, in Gdansk." "Olek is going to rent the flat." "In BA, not law, and in Sopot, not Gdansk." "A beautiful, bright flat?" "It doesn't get brighter." "What are you doing?" "Renting out the flat to whores?" "Not to whores, to Olek, a poor invalid." " What if Mom finds out?" " How?" "I won't tell her, will you?" "And the 3 big rooms?" "Not rooms, living spaces." "We think and express ourthoughts precisely." "Room, room, bathroom." "Is that 3 or not?" " You're kidding." " No comment." " You can work 3 shifts." " Except we're in show business, not a supermarket." "If I was interested in jokes, I'd run a cabaret, not an escort agency." "Do they have to come here?" "We don't crowd all over Africa." " Racist." " Who's a racist?" " They're no different from us." " See how black that black is?" " I could never get so tan." " And tolerant." "Nobody's as tolerant as Poles." "But we dress normally." "We wear ourtraditional costumes on national holidays, festivals..." "It's the costume ofthe Ibo tribe, from the Niger valley." " You're a Pole?" " Don't make it worse." "By "blacks" I didn't mean you." "We were just talking." "We all know that Poland is a great place, brother." "Right." "Right." " Will you stay long?" " I'm leaving." " Going home?" " Not yet." "I'm going to Paris." " You too, sir?" " Sir?" "I'm Machu, bro." "Janek." "Stefan Kowalczyk." " Visiting relatives?" " No." "I got a scholarship." "4 years of economy here, and now The Sorbonne." "I was to go by coach, but..." "I found a ride in an ad." "Same as us." "Maybe we'll be going together?" "No..." "That's what it looks like." "Can you watch my bags?" "I need to take a leak," " and you know how they steal..." " No problem." ""How they steal..."" " I guess he's never been to Africa." " Unlike you." "Sure they steal here," " but him being a foreigner..." " He's a Polish Negro!" " He smells strange." " He reeks of a Polish hangover." " They all stink." " So do you, after drinking." "Smartass, like your mother." "The borderwill be hell, with him." "The border?" "We're in the EU, there are no borders." "Educated, but stupid." "They'll search the whole car." " Why so?" " 'Cause a black is a black!" "Drug dealers, allergic to work!" "He's probably got speed, weed and mushrooms in them bags." " Who put such crap into your head?" " You know what pisses me off?" "We'll be working our asses off, and he'll be cooing French girls." "Did they spill blood for Europe?" "No, we did!" "Calm down, it's not a rally." "You want to join the skinheads?" "She's late." " She was to be here at 9:00." " She's not." "If I'm not in Paris tomorrow, I'll be dead-white." "I mean, I'll loose my scholarship." "We've also got a deadline." " Should we call her?" " No." "We'll just... wait." "Waiting for me?" "Like... forever!" " Let's roll." " We were to leave at 9:00." "I'm never late." "And if I am..." "there's always a reason." " But if you don't want to go..." " I have to be in Paris tomorrow." "I told you on the phone, and you said we'd leave at 9:00." "You got me wrong." "Too bad if you're not a Pole," " and your Polish sucks." " I am a Pole," " and I understood the same." " Gentlemen..." "Since we're all Poles, can we get to the point?" "The point is you're here." "I'm Sergei." "Great." "I was getting worried." "We're all here." "My name's Magda, I'm your driver." "Let's start with the fares." "You pay me 300 zlotys each." "It was meant to be 200." "300." "How much is it per km?" "It's 2000 km to Paris." "15 gr." "Per km makes 300 zl." "Per person." "2000 km to Paris?" "It's 1700 from Warsaw." "In a straight line it may even be 1300, but you can travel it alone." "We'll take my usual route." " I know my numbers!" " He knows..." "I don't know your numbers, but I take 300 per person." "We go, orwe split." "Guys, let's pay." "As long as we're there on time..." " I won't get ripped off." " Dad, leave it." "I won't!" " As you wish..." " Where are you offto?" "We're going." "Stefan, come on..." "Everyone knows" " it's 2000 km to Paris." " I won't argue, although it's 1700, but I guess African geography..." "Stop it!" "My 300." "I have to be there tomorrow by 1.00 pm." "You will be..." " if I manage to count this." " Half of my dorm chipped in." "Is the Negro yourfriend?" " You fell in love?" " What's your problem?" "I don't like it." "And that Ivan..." " What's wrong with him?" " A mobster." " Mobsters don't take rides." " You're a mobster expert?" " I've seen him somewhere." " On an APB." " Maybe." " Dad," " give it a rest, OK?" " Why can't we go tomorrow?" "Tomorrow we're to be in Paris!" "Mom'll go mad!" "You want to go back to Olek's Escort Agency?" "Warsaw-Paris, 300 zl." "Me too, right." "Made up your minds?" " We're waiting." " Sure." "Give me a sec." " Where are you going?" " I won't run away." "You've got 13 hours." " You don't have to remind me." " Good luck." "Let's go." " He took our money?" " My money." "I've just bought a car." " You mean you just..." " That's right." " Is that a joke?" " For you maybe." "I take buying cars seriously." "I'm staying!" "I want my money back!" "OK, OK." "I knew she was a con artist, but who listens to me?" " Not my son!" " She's got to be here." "She ripped us off, and he's in it with her!" " You're crazy!" " Why did you drop the bag?" " It just happened." " It just happened," " and she's gone!" " Weren't you in a hurry?" "OK." " They tracked the ride." " I thought I'd find it on e-bay." "The old fashioned way turned out to be the best." "Afterwe haul it back I've got to go for a casting." " Jelly orwashing powder?" " Whatever." "The money's good." "How would do you know?" "You never got picked." "Afriend told me." "Boss, the Benz has been spotted outside a hotel." ""The die is cast." Who said that?" "Let's go." " What car is it?" " Comfy and fast." "What's this?" "A great car which will take us to Paris." "From the 70s." "You don't get those" " today." " Sure, but does it work?" "What sort of question is that?" "Hop in." "What's wrong with you?" "Well...?" "It's OK." "Will do." "I sit in the middle." "Otherwise I get car-sick." " There are travel sickness pills." " No use for me." " 'Cause they're white." " Excuse me?" " Go!" "That's Paris for us." "It'll start-up in a minute." "German reliability." " Maybe there's no petrol." " I've got a full tank." " The engine's cold." " In that heat wave?" " I parked in the shade." " So what?" "Is it solar powered?" "Try using the choke." "And you're an expert on chokes?" " Lf you want to know..." " I don't." "I'm a mechanic, and I know about cars." "I'm impressed, but if you'd care to shut up," "I'd appreciate it." "There..." "Like Swiss clockwork." " So what are we waiting for?" " Nothing." "Off we go." "We haven't got it yet, but everything's under control." "Under control?" ""We assure prompt deliveries..."" "It's not a delivery." "Itran Chwastek over." ""...by vehicle." What's that bull?" "Ran him over?" "Get yourselftogether!" " Sir, your BP." " They're real pros." "We almost had the car, but the driver stepped on it..." "Lose the drama, call me, when you get the Benz, I don't have time for bullshit!" "Right." "Pull yourselftogether." "Equal rights for gays and lesbians!" "So many perverts in one place..." "Is it normal?" "Guy with a guy?" " Not too tolerant, are you?" " This is my country," " end of discussion." " Where's that hate coming from?" " You fancy them?" " You don't fancy anything." " It's the "us orthem" attitude." " Enough ofliberal quotes!" "Homos go home, not out on the streets!" "Family values, I say!" " And the police protect them..." " Our police beat everyone." " The road's closed." " But I live here." "I'm sorry, the road's closed." "But I must..." "Here's my address." "I don't know Warsaw." "I'm from Biala Podlaska." "That's my house, there's no otherway in..." "What a lovely lady!" "Those shiny lips..." "Let them through!" "NIGGER FAGGOTS POLAND FOR POLES" "Normal Poles." " Normal fascists." " Not fascists!" "Move!" "Move, now!" "That's the way!" " Here we are." " What do you mean?" " I have to get my bags." " It's past 11.00!" "I need my personal belongings, right?" "Guys, give the lady a hand!" "I'll watch the car." "Mister..." "Mister!" " Could you spare a cigarette?" " Or maybe 4?" "I don't smoke." "You need help getting rid ofthis junk?" " What junk?" " This." " This is a solid German Mercedes." " Are you kidding?" "I see a great heap ofjunk." "How about you?" "The same." "I don't have time." "Go to hell." "We don't use such language in Warsaw." "Fuck off, pops." " As you wish." " Sure, but if you change your mind, give us a shout." "I've got to use the toilet." " Work makes him nauseous." " I can work." "There's no time for deliberations." " "Personal belongings"?" " That's right." "I'm getting married in Paris." "I need a thing ortwo." "11 hours left" "What was that?" "!" " There..." " Shit." "Magda?" "What are you doing here?" "Gentlemen, there's a spare in the trunk." "I've got a bad back." "And I ain't no a slave!" "I like the philosophy, but I'm no good with cars." " Take one off, put one on..." " I'm a simple Negro." "It's too complicated for me." "Dad, a bad back?" "Forthe job in Paris?" "Paris is different." "I can bend over in Paris." "This tyre's bald." "And there's no jack, so we can roll it at best." "Well, gentlemen?" "Is my tyre changed already?" "No, it is not." "Look!" "I know who you are!" "Kirakosjan!" "Weightlifting Champion!" " You were to get citizenship." " You've taken me for someone else." "Listen, it's you!" "I remember!" "Forget that for now, Dad." "Let go, we will loosen the screws." "To Paris, on this?" "Those are cutting edge tyres, with a special tread for asphalt." "Race car drivers call them... 'Slick'." "Dad, the wheel!" "He can't hold the carforever!" " Well...?" " Better." "Leon..." "I've been wondering... why does the Boss need that junk?" "It's about what's in the car." " Drugs." " Are you nuts?" "He quit that." "This is like "The Freshman"." "Have you seen it?" "Yeah." " "Mentos the fresh..."" " The movie!" "Brando hires a young guy who thinks that..." " Have you seen it?" " No." "You don't watch movies," " and you want to be an actor?" " No time." "I watch ads." " Film files are too heavy." " Heavy..." "I'm not talking about Bergman." "I mean light entertainment." " What do you do afterwork?" " I'm on the web." " With Maya." " On the what with Maya?" " We chat on-line." " Chat..." "I chat in a pub, then a quick film and home." "Isn't that our Benz?" "Oh, shit." "Guys, just one last stop, around the corner." "You can drive a sensible man crazy." "I'll take that as a compliment." " We've got everything!" " Almost." "Except for little Stefan." "Stefan?" " We can't fit anyone else in." " We can." "Adam..." "Adam!" "Finally!" "He really missed you." " I fed him half an hour ago." " Sergei, take little Stefan." "I'm allergic to dogs." " That's news to me." " Because we never had one." " Nor a cat, or a normal family." " Normal family?" "And you're what?" " Guys..." " It's pointless." "This wonder is a diesel?" "I don't know." "Diesel." "The last overhaul was 2 years ago." "They'll stop you at the border." "What should I do?" "Go to Bartkowiak, he'll stamp it in on the spot." "Got it!" "Bye." "Go." "God damn mother..." "Relax, watch and learn." "Stay in the car." "Driving license." "Kirakosjan..." "I'm telling you - it's you." "Me, not me..." " Whatever." " Will it take long?" " A sec." "It's just a formality." " Your "secs"" " amount to hours of delay." " Papers first." " Shoot!" "Come on!" " Lard gets a card..." "Everything's under control." "We've got it." " Great!" " I mean..." " we got a visual." " Avisual?" "Don't bullshit me!" "The traffic police stopped us." "It might be a conspiracy." " What conspiracy?" " That's what it looks like." "Like in the "The Italian Job"." "Cut the fucking crap about Italy, and do a simple job," " fucking got it?" " Right, boss." "Excuse me, counsellor, but the people I work with..." " Pass the ball, you...!" " What did the Boss say?" " That we should get on with it, and something about cinema." " My nose drops have gone to hell." " We can stop at a drugstore." " I mean the casting." " A casting, with that?" "There's one for glue at 6 pm." "I said:" "Not this bridge, but the Negro knew better." "How was I to know?" "I never got stuck in traffic here!" " Dog..." " A real Warsawer..." " No worse than you!" " Me?" "I came to Warsaw in 1970..." "When was it?" " In 19..." " Traffic jams are everywhere." " Dog." " Wasn't so in my day." " There weren't any cars then." " What's that stink?" " I told you:" "The dog." " Stefan got a bad tummy." "He needs a walk." " He can't because ofthe stress." " Come on, Stefan!" "Nothing." "Wait here..." "Sergei..." "Maybe this time Stefan will manage?" "I need a quick overhaul." "I mean... my Benz needs it." "I work for a charity, helping refugees." "Look at those poor souls." "Tired, from the east, from Africa." "They need us, and we can't let them down." "It's heartwarming, but..." "I can't just place a stamp." "Are you sure?" "If I'll get, I'll give." " Those are poor people." " I'm not charging them." "It's Mom." "Yes, Anna?" "We're on ourway." "No, the border is still ahead." "Heavy traffic..." "But we'll make it." "I'm muttering due to bad reception!" "Hello?" "Switch it off." "Mom's been there for 3 years." "She's doing great." "She's a house keeper." "For a rich French lawyer." "She's worried, 'cause she found jobs for us." "Take a look at the lady's car!" "Like a..."a quick look"?" "Just a look." "The exhaust pipe will fall off." "No, it won't." "It won't?" "All in the family." "Dad's going to be a handy man, and I'll be a pen pusher." " Cool." " Boring." "Not my dream, but Mom paid for college, I can't let her down." "You're a grown-up, bro." "It's your life." "Dreams are important." "What dreams?" "A regular job is what counts." " What?" " A nigger, here?" " Hand sambo over!" " No!" " It's our sambo!" " Let's beat the..." "Cool it!" "Don't you recognise Scott Wilson, the b-ball player?" "Fuck knows..." " Scott's taller." " Not necessarily." "An autograph, champ." "You know, Scott?" "To me you're white." "Well, well..." "A quick bond with the hood..." "They'll make it anywhere." " Time to..." " Pay 300." "Right away." "Let's chip in." "I'll pay you back." "3 blocks from here my friend works in a club." "He'll pay you back." "To the last penny!" "I'll give 200." "7 hours left" "Good news..." "Afriend got us an insurance." "We'll stop at the office, then the club," " and offto the border." " I'm sick of your good news." " Give me my money!" " I don't have it." "Stefan, relax!" " Driving around Warsaw for..." " Like we all." "Hush, Stefan." " Don't hush me!" " She's hushing the dog." "You haven't got a license!" "I'll get there fasterthan she!" "It's OK." "It's OK?" "I'm 50, never had a job, or money." "No license, no car..." "That's my life." "It's not that bad." "And now what?" "We will get there." "Now step out." "The side's smashed." "Impossible!" "Who did this?" "No one." "We should know, right?" "It reminds me ofthat French film." "This guy crosses the border driving a ruin, but the bumpers are golden." "I don't rememberthe title..." " "The Bumpers"?" " No." "With Luis de Funes, and the other one." "Why would he want gold bumpers?" "I get golden door handles, taps, teeth..." "I found a rapper on the web, can't recall the name..." "He was practically made of gold." "Chains, all teeth..." " You get it?" " No, I don't." "Golden teeth, screwed into the gums." " I was talking about a film." " I'll find the title on the web." "Web, shmeb..." "You're braindead without the web." "Let's find the Benz, orthe boss will go "Kill Bill" on us." "Have you seen "Kill Bill"?" "I'll go with her." "We can't let her go alone." " I'll go as well." " What for?" "To coverthe rear." "She owes us forthe overhaul." " May I join you?" " Sure." " And you are...?" " Leave it, he's my boyfriend." "I'm looking for my daughter." " What's up?" " Just looking around." " For something specific?" " Whatever." " Wanna smoke?" " Why not?" " Strong." "French?" " No." "Moroccan." " Relieved, sonny boy?" " Oh, yeah..." " What have you done to yourself?" " Oh my, how you've grown!" "Come on!" "Off we go!" "Off we go!" " Pay up..." " Beat it, asshole!" "Go!" "I'm not getting something." "My Benz's within arms reach," " and you loose it?" " It's not like that." "Half ofWarsaw is afterthat car." " It must be worth a lot." " You should be after your brain, lost in watching C class movies." "You can't think straight anymore!" "If you boys can't find my Benz..." "I'll call my shady friends" " who can." " Come on..." "We'll find it." "We will." "Now." "Come on." "No money, and another halfhour's lost." " I'll pay you back in Paris." " We'll see." " I didn't screw up." "Thank Stefan." " Oh, right." "Guys, I really appreciate what you did at the mechanic's." "You were great." " And you surprised me most." " No problem, bro." "We're in this together." "Gimme a hug!" "We're not that close yet." " Can you turn the heat on?" " And close the window," "I'm getting wet." "The window stays open." "You gotta adjust, bro." " Maybe we'll swap places?" " Rain won't hurt you." "I can't see." "The wipers are gone, and no one here can fix them." "Give me yourtights." "Honey, listen..." " Problems with Maya?" " She's being a pain in the..." "Dates on the web were great." "Romantic nights by the PC..." "Now it got... boring." " She wants to get married." " Right..." "Get one ofthose cyber-babes." "Like Lara Croft." " Angelina Jolie?" " You wouldn't get bored." "It's just that..." "I'd still like to have fun." "How many women have you had?" "So many that I don't have any." "Three marriages." "Lose the computer, or you'll lose yourwoman." "You're going to beg to use it." "Yes, Boss?" "Everything's under control, we're waiting for a tip." "Yes, sir." " One!" " Two!" " One!" " Two!" " One!" "Slower!" " Two!" "How much slower?" "Slower!" "I said slower!" " Slower, what?" " Slower!" "Guys..." "I think this is it." " Why?" " What happened?" "I think we're out of gas." "Champ, help!" "Why pretend you're not you?" " It's over." " You were to go to the Olympics." "Until I suffered an injury." "I'm no champ, I sell pirate CD's." "I didn't want to leave, but..." " Poland's OK!" " They treat us like thieves or mobsters!" " I get it." " Why Paris?" "My uncle's got a restaurant there." "Then my brothers will use my passport." "Machu, fill her up." "What have you done?" " Filled her up." " For 300 zlotys?" "You didn't say for how much!" "We have to chip in again." "Why?" "I've already paid." " You love those chip-ins..." " And the money forthe overhaul?" "Persuade your dad." "It's only 60 zl." "Per person, it can't be a problem." "Great!" ""Gentlemen"." "Some class you've got." "Did you see that?" ""I'm broke, I'm broke..."!" " Dad, don't..." " Wait..." "Wait!" "A French passport." "Magdalena Laconte, French con artist..." "She had money!" "And that stinking French dog!" "Go!" "End oftrip!" " Not in a hurry anymore?" " No." " Where's Stefan?" " He went to look for mommy." " What have you done to him?" " The long trip exhausted him." " Give him back!" " First give back" " our money!" " What money?" "Our money!" "Help!" "He hit me!" " This tramp hit me!" " I hit you?" "You tart!" " You hit him first!" " They tried to rob me, molested me!" "The old one and the Negro!" "And they helped them!" "Me?" "You lying hag!" " It's not worth it, bro!" " Quiet!" "ID's, everyone!" "Here." " French?" " I've got dual nationality." "It's your car?" " Yes." "I collect vintage cars." "It's junk." "It just looks like that, it's great." " Will you file a report?" " Yes." "You can leave." "Gentlemen... to the station." " And she goes free?" " End of discussion!" " Wait..." " Enough!" " Son!" " The station's warm and cosy." "And our luggage?" "We'll take it." "Don't say it, son." "Sonia!" "Doggie, come to Magda!" " No Paris for us then." " And no scholarship for me." "Fuck!" "Bro..." "Your Polish is beautiful." "It's very similarto Swahili." "Right." "I had such plans..." "Nothing beats an espresso in Place Vendome." "You're right." "And French cuisine..." "When in Paris, visit our restaurant on St. Michel." "I'll cook something good." "I dreamt about a restaurant." ""Jan Kowalczyk" " Polish Food."" "I know a recipe for goat's head in Nigerian locusts." " My Mom used to make it." " Thanks, but better give it to Segrei." "I'll get a desk job, I owe it to Mom." "You're young, it's your life." " Dreams are important." " You're right." "Absolutely." " It's going to be OK." " Guys..." "We have to get out ofhere and get that con artist." "Right!" "I've lost Sonia." "Relax, we'll find her." "You're OK, that's what counts." "It was meant to be fun." "How fortunate!" "I've found Sonia!" "I'm sorry." "Wonderful!" "We nearly lost her!" "And you didn't break the record." "The cops spoiled it." "Mat, you're still number 1." "13 hours to lose 4 people?" "Drove them so mad, they gave up a paid trip." " Years ago." " I'll beat that record." "No more risks." "You'll have to admit I'm the best." "Leave Sonia out ofit." "A bet's a bet." " It's Mom." " Answer it." "Hi, Mom..." "No, still in Warsaw." "The car broke down." "I know." "We can still make it." "Don't panic, Dad will take care ofit." " Maybe they won't be so tough." " Be careful." "See the bitch?" "She's trying the same scam." "I wonderwhich time is this?" "Do you like blondes?" "What?" "What blondes?" " Looking for a wife for me?" " We could double date..." "You know." "I don't know." "Oh, fudge..." " I've got a casting!" " Again?" "What about the glue?" " Did you get it?" " No." " Who did?" " You don't want to know." "Speak to me." "That's what I wanted." "See ya." "Switch that off, the Benz's by the hotel." " They stole my car." " How do you mean?" " I mean it's stolen!" " Give our money back!" " Police!" " Relax!" " You'll get your money!" " Here." "Thank you, good bye." "There goes my record." "I got attached to the car." " We can't take the car." " Yes, we can." "We paid 1200 for it, plus the overhaul!" "We'd need a registration!" "I don't get it." "Four men by the Benz, one black..." "Could turn nasty." "I could get a fake." "It takes time." "Whatever..." "I'm not going to make it to Paris today." "Yes, sir." "He wants it at any cost." " Where are the pieces?" " What pieces?" " He said: "Take care ofthem"." " That computer deleted your brain." "Nice car." " You wanna sell it?" " Sure." "How much will you pay?" "How much do you want?" " We paid 12..." " No... 12's too much." "6000." "It cost us 1500!" "So we get 4500 as a compensation!" "A real businessman!" "1500 a piece will get us Business Class." "I've got to avoid airports, but my invitation still stands." " We will be in Paris by noon!" " Yes!" "I told you - the bumpers." "I thought... you wouldn't pull it off, but you're a pro." "Why did you want it so badly?" "You've got classy sets of wheels." "It's the first car I bought with my..." "Or not entirely my money." "I hadn't hit 30 yet." "My wife fell forthat car." " It was impressive." " Was it?" "Yeah, 30 years ago." "Things we did in it..." "Film material for you, Leon." "X-rated." "My firstborn was conceived in this car." "It's his birthday." "He's got it all, but such a present..." " That's something." " He might make you a grandson." "Hi, dad." " Take a hike." " But..." "Where'd you get the car?" "Who's this lovely lady?" " This is Magda." " Pleased to meet you." "And the car...?" "Leon bought it from some weirdos." "Some black... or Russian..." "I don't know." "I don't understand a word anyway." " "The Sucker"." " Who's a sucker?" "That film with de Funes." ""The Sucker", great!" "How did you get it?" "I watch French films now." "You, French films?" "Rememberthat casting?" "I got a part." " In a film!" " What film?" "Poles going to Paris..." "hitch-hiking or something." "Subtitles:" "Michal Kwiatkowski ITI Film Studio"