"♪ ♪" "There's nothing like a lazy day on the beach." "(Sighs)" "It's nice to breathe in that beautiful salt-water air and relax." "For the first time I feel totally stress-free." " (Tails) Hey, guys!" " Agh!" "I just perfected my most brilliant invention yet." "Meet UT, the Universal Translator." "Designed to translate any language into our own." "Allow me to demonstrate." "(Tweeting)" "Thefactthatyou pre-chew myfoodis repulsive." "Hey, it works!" "Didn'tseethatone coming." "Um... it's still talking." "Ithoughtthisthing justtranslatedbirds." "Since what you're saying doesn't need to be translated," "UT is translating it into what you really mean." "I didn't intend for it do that, butI willgladlyaccept fullcredit." " That's great, Tails." " Pretty lame." "That's not what I was thinking at all." "Man,I amtotallybusted." "Tails, I think it needs some more work." "If that thing doesn't shut its metal trap I think I might die." "Wait." "This thing reads minds?" "Wait,thisthingreadsminds." "Get it out of my head!" "Getitoutofmyhead." "Now, now." "Calm down, Sticks." "Takeiteasy,whackjob." " Hey!" " I am displeased." "Don't be offended, Sticks." "Knuckles didn't mean to think that." "He'snotthesharpesttool  intheshed." "Grrr!" "Tails, I think it's best if you shut that thing off." "We don't want it to reveal anything too sensitive." "Shutthatthingoff before ittellsSonicthatIlov ..." "Uh, what was he saying?" "Nothing." "Nothing important." "(Giggles)" "(Eggman) Very interesting." "It seems Tails' new invention is causing friction between Sonic and his friends." "They're not getting along either." "This gives me an idea." "If I build a duplicate robot to replace the original," "I could have it say whatever I want." "They'll be at each other's throats in no time, and with the group divided" "I can destroy them once and for all." " Heh-heh-heh-ha-ha-ha!" " (Robots) Ha-ha-ha!" "Don't laugh." "You're ruining it." "Wow, UT, my friends normally love my inventions." "I can't believe you had such a lousy debut." "Iblamemyself." "No, no, if it's anyone's fault it's mine." "After all, I'm the one who..." "Oh, wait." "You were just saying my thoughts, huh?" "Ifeellikesuchadummy ." "Things'll go better tomorrow, I promise." "Good night, UT." "(Yawns)" "(Snores)" "(Sighs and snores)" "OK, I know things got off on the wrong foot yesterday but I..." "Tails, I think it would be best if you turned UT off." "AmyRoseis abig dope." "Oh, so now that's what you're thinking?" "What?" "No!" "Not even close." "And her hair stinks." "What does she shampoo with?" "Yogurtfromtheback ofthefridge?" "Why would you even say that?" "But I didn't say that, he did." "Sure, you didn't." "I'mstupid." "Hey, I'm not stupid." "Andum..." "I'muglytoo." " But not as ugly as Sticks." " Hey!" " Gah!" " What?" "Ow!" "Get off of me!" "Heh-heh!" "Now, this is going nicely." "DrEggmanis agenius." "Hey, I like your style." "You'retheonlyone  whounderstandsme ." "I think we've seen enough of this." "Let's turn off the monitors and focusonpraisingDrEggman." "Sonic the Hedgehog," "I can't believe you'd think those things." "So now you're gonna trust some bucket of bolts over me?" "So, wait?" "Who called me stupid?" "I called me stupid?" "Don't you see?" "This is what it wants us to do." "The robo-apocalypse is nigh!" "After everything I do for you." "You don't appreciate me." "(Amy) Why am I even here?" "I know my friends wouldn't think such horrible thoughts about each other." "Maybe UT's malfunctioning." "What the heck?" "I didn't install a remote speaker." "(Sonicandfriendsarguing)" "You guys!" "Stop!" "We've been duped." "Eggman swiped UT and replaced him with this impostor." "We gotta save the real UT." "Don't you guys wanna get UT back?" "Thing is, bud, that robot of yours just makes us fight all the time." "It's evil, I tell you!" "Fine, I see how it is." "I'll go get him back myself." "Would you like another slice of cake?" "Whata beautifulcake." "Ihopeno onesitsonit ." "Eggman!" "Landinginthatcake reallyhurtmy credibility." "Not now, UT." " Give me back my robot." " Or what?" "That's a fair question." "Where's that blue loser and the rest of your friends?" "I'm here alone." "I came to negotiate the release of my robot UT." "Negotiate?" "Usually we just battle till the losing party... sometimes you, sometimes me, it's about a 50-50 split... retreats to his lair." "Let's pretend that's true and that you don't always lose." "In exchange for my robot's safe return," "I'll offer my services as your lab assistant." "Intriguing." "With two mechanical geniuses under one roof," "I'd raise my win ratio well above the 50-50 mark that we agreed was accurate." "Then it's a deal?" "I'll have Orbot draw up a contract." "This will be delicious, having one of Sonic's friends helping me build the tools that will destroy him." "It's ripe with irony, Your Evilness." "Sonic won't know what hit him." "But the moment Sonic realises you're missing, he'll come bursting through that door with that circus troupe he calls friends and put a damper on all the fun." "I've thought of that." "Since you're letting UT go," "I'll just send a message along with him." " Good thinking, Number 2." " I thought I was Number 2." "Please." "I'd need a computer to figure out where you fall in the pecking order." "Fortunately I have one here." "347." "Hey, gang." "It's Tails." "I'm going to be staying with Eggman." "No need to rescue me, I'm 100% safe and happy." "Hey, here comes Tails' missing robot." "We found him!" "When you see Tails, tell him we looked everywhere for a long time." "Or we could recycle it and take a blood oath never to tell." "What?" "Just spitballin' here." "(Bleeping)" "Hey,gang." "It 'sTails." "I'mgoingto be staying withEggman." "Noneedto rescueme,  I'm100%safeand happy." "IsnuckintoEggman'slair  tosavemy robot." "Itwasawesome." "Youshouldhaveseenme." "ButI needyou tocomerescuemenow." "Sorryfortheinconvenience." "Wow, UT really came in handy." "Maybe it's not as dumb an invention as we thought." "Yeah, but we should still smash it... just to be safe." "No time for that now." "We gotta go save Tails." "Tails, be a doll and plug my drill into that outlet over there." "Uh... that doesn't look very safe." "That's why I'm having you do it." " (Gulp!" ")" " It's nice having an assistant." "We're here to save our friend from your evil clutches." "Wait." "What?" "No, Tails and I have a contract." "Here's the lab assistant contract, ready to be signed." "Ha!" "Fine!" "Lucky thing I always have a plan B." "(Sonic) Amy, look out!" "That was close." "Icareaboutyourwell-being." "Aww!" "Ugh!" "Urrgh!" "Man!" "Rrrragh!" "Go!" "Heh-heh-heh!" "Tails, deploy the photon bombs." "Oh, right." "Sticks, set Knuckles up." "No!" "Gah!" "Thanks for the rescue, guys." "Hey, we couldn't have done it without UT." "I think we'll be going on lots more adventures with UT." "I agree." "I'mgoingto destroy thatstupidrobot." "Ugh!" "Gah!" "Sorry, Tails." "Had to be done." "Dr Eggman's evil-fireman robot is running loose!" "Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?" "Oh, I don't know." "Experience?" "You're fired, pal!" "(Laughs) Get it?" "No, I guess not." "Shouldn't firemen put out fires?" "Hello!" "That's the irony!" "It's the evil opposite of a fireman." "I mean, I assume." "Sonic!" "The evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!" "Sonic!" "Evil anti-fire bot is putting a kitten in a tree!" "Go evil fireman!" "OK, I admit it." "It's mine." "Evil robots are what I do!" "Why stop if you're good at it?" "This has gone on long enough." "I, um..." "left the oven on." "Ha, looks like that robot is fired!" "Hey!" "No one laughed when I said it." " Miaow." " Sticks," " could you get that kitten?" " Sure thing, Sonic!" "Um..." "Sticks?" "Sticks?" "Sticks!" "Miaow." "Miaow." "What?" "Sticks, we want to talk about how you treat animals." "It's not a good idea to shake kittens out of trees." "They know the law of the jungle." "Trees are no-kitten zones!" "That's a real law?" "You should get a pet!" "It would help you learn to love animals." " Don't you think, Sonic?" " Yes, absolutely." "Then you can take Sticks pet shopping right now." "No." "Absolutely not." "I hate cute, fuzzy and adorable!" "See?" "Too cute." "Too fuzzy." "Too adorable." "(Yawns)" "It's..." "Oh, It's..." " Disgusting?" " The least objectionable option!" "Oh!" "Who's a little cluster-wuster?" "(Tinny bark)" "I'm going to name him Buster!" "Buster the Cluster?" "When I said get a pet," "I didn't think you'd come back with something so..." "Wonderful?" " Ucky." " Sticks, are you sure you want to keep this..." "Cluster?" "Ahem." "It's Buster!" "Finally I've an adorable pet that doesn't disgust me." "(Burps)" "Ew!" "Buster got slime in my fur!" "That just means he loves you." "(Groans)" "(Barking)" "(Burps)" "Who's a hungry little cluster?" "Who's a hungry-wungry cluster-wuster, huh?" "Would Buster like a French fry?" "I don't want any." " They've got slime on 'em!" " Oh, no, no, no." "We only eat organic garbage now, don't we, Buster?" "Help!" "Someone is robbing the DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse!" "Seriously, help!" "Cybernetic tentacles?" "Check!" "Deadly nanobots?" "Check!" "Evil spare parts?" "Check!" "These people have everything!" "Look!" "It's Sonic!" "Let's grab the boxes and go." "Henchbots, you take care of them." "They've gone around back!" "Someone stop them!" "I got 'em!" "Quick, Sticks, head 'em off!" "I don't want to put Buster in danger!" "Besides, it's his walk time." "(Barking)" "(Barking)" " We have to talk." " Oh, no!" "I'm afraid so, Sticks." "You bought him a cluster-sock for our one-week anniversary, but you didn't know I already made him one." "No!" "Buster's getting in the way of everything!" "He ruined our chance to stop those robots!" "He got slime all over my equipment!" "(Burps)" "First you say you want me to have a pet." "Then you say you don't want me to have a pet." "I know what's going on here." "A massive government mind-control experiment!" "That's... one theory." "The other is we just want you to discipline him." "Show some..." "Waaah!" "Forget it!" "Either Buster goes, or we do!" "Well, if Buster goes, I go!" "And I'm not going!" "Oh." "I guess that means we go." "Wait, this is my house." "Oh!" "Hello." "I was just stopping by with a present for Cluster!" "A present?" "For Buster?" "Since little Buster here was created in my lab," "I still feel like a father to him." " You created Buster?" " I did." "And now I want to give him this little present." "Wait a minute!" "Are you sure this cluster isn't just another evil robot built to destroy..." "No, it's not another evil robot!" "It's an evil slime-bot!" "It's totally different!" "A slime-bot is a robot covered in disgusting goo." "(Growls)" "Is that the tentacle from the warehouse?" "Oh, please!" "I used that tentacle as a back-scratcher." "And when I was done scratching, I used it to build him." "I think I'll need a little help with the cluster here!" "No!" "Don't make me hurt my beloved Buster!" "Well, I never liked him much." "Did I say, "never liked"?" "I meant, "never got to know."" "All right, Buster." "The hammer's coming down!" "Or up, as the case may " "Waah!" "(Evil laugh)" "Aha!" "Uh-oh." "Good boy, Cluster-bot!" "Now, get her!" "(Buster growls)" " Buster won't attack you!" " Aw, that's sweet!" "No!" "I mean, if you can stop him, now's the time!" " Oh!" " Buster, don't do this." "You're good inside!" "Remember all the times we had?" "Yeah, I don't remember any of that either." "And now, my clustery friend, finish them!" "Uh-oh." "Buster!" "No!" "No eat friends!" "Bad Cluster!" "Bad Cluster!" "What?" "No!" "Good Cluster!" "Eat friends!" "Buster, sit!" "No!" "Stand!" "Be evil!" "(Whimpers)" "No!" "Buster, take out the trash!" "(Growls)" "No!" "No!" "I'm never making one of these agaaaaaain!" "Now give the bone back." "Good Cluster." "Ah!" "(Laugh)" "Buster, it turns out you were an evil robot." "So, maybe you're not pet material." "I guess this is goodbye." "Have fun out there in the big world." "Hey, guys." "I found a giant octopus!" "Think I can keep him?" "Changed my mind." "Help!"