"Come back, thief!" "Stop farting on me!" "It's gross!" "You can't just go around stealing boots." "Yeah, and you know the penalty for stealing boots." "It's poots... on newts." "He's getting away in that lake!" "Dude, that isn't a lake." "That's an ocean." "Poots on newts!" "Poots on newts!" "I'm coming, Jake." "I'll poot on that newt as soon as I'm barefoot." "Ow!" "Why is my stomach going nuts?" "Wh-wh-wh-Who are you?" "I am the manifestation of your fear... fear of the ocean!" "What?" "I'm not afraid of lakes, wells, or rivers, streams, or deep wells or puddles." "Why would I be afraid of" "Cause you're a wuss." "I'm no wuss!" "I'm the hero around these parts!" "You're too scared of the ocean to ever be a true hero." "Not true!" "I'm not scared of nothin'!" "I shall conquer my fear." "Yeah, right." "No!" "I will." "I'll conquer my fear." "Of course you will." "And I live in a two bedroom apartment that doesn't smell like vomit." "Ha ha, sarcasm." "Dude!" "Dude, did you see me?" "I was all like womp, and then I was all like take this!" "Womp!" "And then..." "Hey, what's wrong with you, dude?" "Jake." "I think I'm afraid... of the ocean." "Say what, now?" "I need your help to overcome my fear." "Will you do it?" "No..." "I don't really wanna do it." "Jake!" "Come on!" "I'm just messing with you, I'll do it." "Where to start?" "I think we should just take a few steps in the water." "You can hold Jaker's hand if you're scared." "Um..." "Oh it's ok, dude." "I see the problem." "It's just your feet." "Don't be scared." "I shall not be scared." "I'm afraid!" "Jake, get me out of the water!" "Now, Jake!" "Now!" "Now!" "Hot jam!" "You're really scared of the ocean." "In fact, you're so scared..." "it gives me an idea." "Let's start a business of being scared of the ocean!" "I have a plan to get rid of your fear." "We'll start tomorrow morning." "But I must conquer this now!" "I'm not afraid of you!" "I'm afraid of you!" "I'm afraid of you!" "Ok, yeah." "Let's try tomorrow." "Fiiiinn." "Finn." "Hey, Finn." "Wake up." "Morning, Jake." "Ready for me to help you get over your ocean fear?" "Yeah, man." "Cool... but I can only do this if you ask me." "I'm askin'!" "Then get ready for my three-step plan." "Watch your troubles melt away with step one!" "Jake, are you crazy?" "This is not an ok thing to do!" "Hey." "Hey." "Come on." "The ocean is your friend, and you got friends all around you right now." "Miles and miles of friends." "You're nuts." "Don't try to struggle, man." "I'll let you out in a second." "You just need to calm down." "Really?" "Ok." "I'm calming down." "That's great." "You're doing great." "Ready for step two?" "Yeah, man." "I can do it." "Alright, dude." "Step... two!" "Jake, this isn't a joke!" "It's touching me!" "Let it hold you, man!" "Let it hold you like a child!" "I'm trying to let it hold me." "Control your breathing!" "This isn't working!" "That means we gotta move to step three." "Just don't scream." "W-what?" "I'm gonna push you underwater with my jowls." "Just don't scream." "Don't scream." " What?" "!" " Don't scream." "Hold your breath, Finn." "You got it, dude!" "Get me away, Jake!" "Now, Jake!" "Now!" "Right now!" "Get-Get me away!" "Finn!" "Stop it, Finn!" "Ow!" "I'm safe!" "I'm safe!" "How'd I do?" "I think we should give up." "What?" "I made it all the way to level three." "Look, Finn." "It's not that I don't want to help you..." "I just don't wanna get beat up anymore." "I mean this is my bread and butter." "I can't have you messing up my bread and butter, dude." "You have to help me." "I can't do this without you." "Ok." "Fine... but only if you swear not to hit me anymore." "I swear I won't hit you anymore." "And also swear to only speak in rhymes." "Speak in rhymes all the times." "I swear... and pigs have hair." "Yes." "Perfect." "And since you want more..." "it's time for step four." "What?" "I thought you said it was a three step plan... man." "I'm not that good at counting." "Come on." "Let's go kick your fear of the ocean where the sun don't shine... in the sea cucumber." "Check it, dude." "One hundred percent awesome-itude." "Yeah." "It's pretty math..." "you psychopath." "You know, it looks way more math if you open up your eyes." "See, man?" "The ocean is beautiful." "There's no reason to be afraid of things that are beautiful." "This isn't that bad." "I'm actually glad." "Hey, look!" "A black abyss!" "Let's go check it out... sauerkraut." "No, Jake!" "Turn around!" "Turn around!" "Saying, 'Turn around' twice doesn't count as a rhyme, dude!" "Hey, you swore!" "Ow!" "My bread and butter!" "No, dude!" "Don't!" "Don't worry, dude." "Everything's cool." "This is the perfect segue into level five." "Here, put this on." "Just make sure you don't pull the emergency tab." "No, dude!" "I said don't..." "Pathetic!" "You can't even overcome your fear now that your friend is about to die!" "Your un-heroic body will never let you save Jake." "You're right." "What?" "Really?" "You think I'm right?" "Well, that's... that's great!" "If my body won't let me rescue my best friend, then there's only one thing left to do." "No." "Wait." "No!" "Noooo!" "Jake!" "Jake!" "Wake up!" "You ok, dude?" "Yeah, man." "Wait..." "Finn, you did it!" "You conquered your fear!" "What?" "You're at the bottom of the ocean!" "Maybe we should celebrate on land." "I'm proud of you man." "You did it!" "Thanks, dude." "You have nothing to be proud of, boy!" "You will never get of your fear of the ocean!" "Whoa, dude!" "What's with your bellybutton?" "What the flip, man?" "I just swam to the bottom!" "No you didn't, cheater!" "You just sank to the bottom." "You will never be a great hero." "He's right." "I'll never be a hero." "Finn, you are wrong." "The mark of a great hero is his flaw." "You know nothing, Wise Men!" "Silence, Fear Feaster!" "We know a lot!" "Wait..." "Why did you wait so long to tell me?" "Because the limo driver's flaw is being late!" "Sorry." "Farewell, Finn." "You truly are the greatest hero of Ooo." "It's time for you to go away, Fear Feaster!" "What?" "Am I supposed to live in your tummy for the rest of my life?" "Everybody has a flaw... and it looks like yours is smelling like my nasty guts." "Wonderful..."