"My name is Judith Lo" "I only know when there is no television show, it is daytime." "When Jacky Chan is on TV, it's nighttime." "What I am better than others is that I am not afraid of darkness." "But like others, I am afraid of coldness." "I hope others also know how to do the Happy Dancing." "That's all I know" "Uncle Chan!" "You must be going out for supper with your son, right?" "You as the incorporated owners are very nice." "You even hired a blind man as a security guard." "Are you blind?" "Yes, I am blind." "Why is a blind man using a torch?" "To light up myself, so others won't stumble." "I know nothing." "I only know when there is no television show, it is daytime." "When Jacky Chan is on TV, it's nighttime." "What I am better than others is that I am not afraid of darkness." "But like others, I am afraid of..." "Knife." "I know how to do the Happy Dancing." "You dance very much alike." "Like what?" "That advertisement." "Yes." "I watch that advertisement all the time." "Watch?" "You pretend that you are blind?" "Brother Cheung!" "Your adult video is nice." "The high definition quality is great." "Don't forget to lend me a 3-D movie next time." "Your friends?" "D..." "DJ?" "Excuse me, that's my saliva." "Robbery?" "I know Wing Chun." "Wow!" "So thick!" "Hey, brothers, excuse me." "It is to show my respect." "I hope... you don't mind." "It is worth some money." "Brother Cheung, you... take care of them." "I'm going to get some drinks and... call the police!" "Police?" "Blind?" "DJ?" "Sorry!" "Sorry..." "That doctor is cute." "I think so." "It seems the patient in ward G12 is drawing his last breath." "Are you kidding?" "He better die tomorrow." "I have a date with my boyfriend tonight." "Don't worry, I think he can survive tonight." "I'll take your words for it." "Miss, I am sorry." "We have tried our best." "I'm sorry for your lost." "Miss, I know it is hard for you at this moment." "Because you had just got a bad news." "However, don't be sad." "Because I have a good news for you." "I am from Ends Well Service Co." "Ltd." "Do you know how expensive properties are nowadays?" "If you want better housing, you would rather die." "You know each columbarium costs more than 300 thousand dollars." "It is 300 thousand dollars." "You can't even live better afterlife." "How poor?" "What are you trying to say?" "Miss." "Congratulations." "Because your father has a chance to be the one thousandth selected customer of our company." "The one thousandth selected customer can have a special offer at nineteen thousand and ninety nine dollars" "It is just nineteen thousand and ninety nine dollars and you can enjoy our supreme burial service." "You may not believe it." "You can't even get a columbarium at that price." "That's right!" "It is because this service we does not provide any columbarium." "Our latest resurrecting, life extension service will use the latest bio-technology to transform your father's cremains into cremains fertilizer." "We will give you a flowerpot, seeds and mud." "Using your father's cremains fertilizer, you will grow a green plant." "So your father's life can then be extended." "Are you feeling better?" "We have three plans for you to choose from." "Plan A, roses for lovers." "Plan B, cactuses for couples." "As for family, we would suggest Plan C, tomato." "When the tomatoes grows up, you can pick and eat them." "Your father will then become your blood and flesh." "Brothers, father is gone." "This guy told us to eat our father..." "Hey, kid, are you making fun of us?" "If you don't like tomato, we have sweet potato... broccoli, eggplant... eggplant..." "He raped me!" "He was really strong." "I couldn't push him away with all my strength." "I did scream." "But I am such petite." "How loud can I scream?" "Can you recognize that man?" "Yes, I can recognize him." "I can recognize him even he is wearing a mask!" "Have all the actors arrived?" "Are you late again?" " Sorry, sir!" " What is your reason?" "You know?" "the Cross Harbour Tunnel has traffic jam, the Western Harbour Tunnelis expensive and the Eastern Harbour Tunnel is too far away." " Did you drive?" " No" "So what is it to do with you?" "If you are rich, you don't have to be an actor." "It's 28 dollars per hour, right?" "Let's go, minimum wage!" "Take a look, who is the guy?" "It seems to be number 2." "Number 2, step forward." "Tell him to say something." "I can recognize his voice." "Just say the dirty things he said that night." "Say "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!"" "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "Say it with anger." "Say it with anger." "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "I want the tone of kungfu master Kwan Tak Hing." "The tone of kungfu master Kwan Tak Hing." "Humph!" "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "The big villain Shih Kien" "Haha, Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "Andy Lau" "Hey, Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "Jacky Cheung" "Christie Chow... you can't escape now!" "Leon Lai." "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "Aaron Kwok" "Christie Chow, Christie, see how you going to escape now!" "Lisa Wang." "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "Adam Cheng" "Oh!" "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "Lisa Wang and Adam Cheng together." "Gee!" "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!" "TV Buddy" "I quit!" "It's him!" "It's him!" "He raped me!" "Thank you!" "Bastard, it's you!" "Don't you like young models, huh?" "Christie Chow!" "Christie Chow..." "Don't make a scene!" "Let's go home, honey!" "Excuse me, sir." "She has forgotten to take the medicine." "Whenever she has an attack, she will tell others she is raped." "Christie!" "Let's go home!" "Are you done?" "I thought you had night shift tonight." "Why are you back so early?" "Luk Wong." "There is no chance of promotion as a security guard." "The job is not for me." "You were fired, obviously." "It was your father who quit." "You say that all the time." "You..." "Let us go to the Labour Department tomorrow." "Did you lose your job too?" "Why?" "Do you really want to know?" "It's fine." "Sao Lee, are you done?" "Almost." "Do you want to take a shower or to poo?" "I want to do both." "If you want to poo, uncle Ho is just about to see it trigger but haven't reach the point yet." "Oh, no!" "Have you finished the homework for tomorrow?" "How come an English writing has some Chinese in it?" "You take a look first." "A dog met a cat." "Dog said:" "Can you speak Chinese?" "Cat said:" "Yes!" "Dog said:" "Let us speak in Chinese." "Hey, are you sure it is ok?" "Yes, of course." "You won't understand if I use difficult words." "You think you are faster than me?" "Fook Yuen." "I have been asking for a hundred times and she finally followed me." "Samantha Ko is gorgeous." "If you like her so much, why don't you be a fan and follow her?" "You can follow her car every day." "She must be able to recognize you then." "I'm from the rich second generation." "Do I have to follow her?" "Of course." "My family is rich, indeed." "I see." "As I have been chasing after her" "I quarreled with my father and left my family." "I know." "Therefore I am not a fan, I really want to be with her." "Remember to give me your wedding invitation." "Crazy!" "I am back again." "Excuse me..." "Looking for a job?" " Yes" " What is you name?" " Dick" " Dick..." "How long have you been unemployed?" " More than half a year." " More than half a year?" "Dick, do you know... those who is unemployed for less than a year cannot sit in the front row." " What do I do now?" " What do you think?" "Rice with tomato and beef." "Nice." "What's wrong with you?" "I want to apply for Mr. Hong Kong." "Why don't you allow me?" "Sir, this is Labour Department." "We don't have a job as Mr. Hong Kong." "Please go to TVB instead." "I went to TVB before." "They were shocked when they noticed I was so decent." "They said they didn't want me." "I am afraid I can't help you." "Isn't Labour Department a place to help people to find a job?" "I have a master degree, don't you want me?" "I have let go of my status and just want to make my living by my appearance." "I'm sorry, sir." "We can't help you." "Hey, what are you doing..." "Did I say there is a new position?" "Let me tell you..." "No, no, no new position." "Go away, go away..." "There is a new position!" "Bachelor degree?" "I have..." "I have!" "Do you know what the position is about?" "I don't know." "Why did you fight for it if you don't know?" "This position does not only require a degree but also good eloquence." "I have good eloquence." "I am good at storytelling." "Are you really?" "Tell me a story then." " Once upon a time..." " Wait a minute" "I would like you to include three elements in the story." "The first one is... horror" "The second is comedy." "And the third is tragedy." "Start now." "Once upon a time, there was a vampire." "He farted and died afterwards." "Bravo." "Go ahead to apply for the job right now." "Thank you!" "Senior!" "I am going to apply now." "You take your time and wait then." "How dare you eating my lunch?" ", Humph!" "That's unfair." "The late comers get it first?" "Hey, we have jobs." "You should surrender." "Go ahead and shoot!" "Chinese people are not afraid of death!" "Those who are afraid of death are not Chinese!" "Didn't you say Chinese people are not afraid of death?" "We are Chinese-Indonesians." "You bastards." "How dare you playing with the props?" "You no longer want your job, do you?" "Sorry, we are just practicing." "You can practice jogging if you like." "Give it back to me!" "Let me wipe it for you." "No need!" "Give it back to me!" "It is none of your business." "Go back to your seat!" "Sorry, sorry..." " Hurry up!" " Yes, yes..." "Hurry up!" "Everybody, come over!" "Come over!" "Chop-chop!" "Put your hat on." "Otherwise, how can you look like a Japanese?" "Director." "Good morning, director!" " Morning" " Good morning, director!" "Get out of the way!" "Hua Gor, watch out, Hua Gor." "What is it, director?" "This scene is easy." "Your gang will be "boo boo boo"." "That gang will be "wow wow wow"." "Then, we will hear "bomb bomb bomb"" "At last, we will hear "bong bong bong", understood?" "No?" "Let me say it once again..." "Actually, the director means..." "In the beginning, Hua Gor will be taking the rickshaw which comes out from the crowd." "King Kong then leads a team of Japanese soldiers." "Hua Gor then gives an sentimental speech." " Fire!" " At that time," "King Kong starts to shoot everyone." "Then he triggers the cannon." " Hua Gor then..." " Ok, no problem." "We got it." "Director." "Nothing is more important than" " awesomeness." " For sure!" "Excuse me." "Can I start firing earlier?" "Because I think my thing is too long." "That's good for you then." "No, I mean my dialogues." "After this line, you'll say this line." "Then "bomb"!" "Sorry, sorry..." "Can I pretend that I am already dead?" "Can I pretend that I have paid you already?" "No, this is not very nice." "Go change it!" "Hua Gor, you have some dirts." "Just a tiny bit." "Go pee!" "Don't pat." "Beware of the button." "Otherwise, we will be in trouble." "That is what I would like to remind you." "Beware of the button when you shiver after peeing." "Otherwise, it will explode again." "You are insane." "I never shiver after peeing." "It is the male washroom." "Hua Gor is inside." "Is he cleaning the washroom?" "Hua Gor!" "Hua Gor." "Are you the fattie who get himself exploded just before?" "Yes, it was me." "We worked together before." "In Laughing Gor, Turning Fall." "It is called Laughing Gor, Turning Point." "I'm sorry..." "Turning Point." "My bad." "Moreover, we did not work together." "I am the main character but you are an extra." "You are here to get a free lunch box only." "Of course!" "Great, great." " Let's go pee." " Pee... pee..." "Are you peeing?" "Oh My God!" "What is it now?" "I just wanted to remind you" "When you shiver after peeing, don't trigger those bullet hits." "Well, we just triggered them." "What should we do?" "It's just the first day at work." "There are a lot of people, no one will notice." "People are gathering." "Let's go." "Don't let the Assistant Director see the blood on us." "Hey!" "You two, freeze!" "Bastard!" "Turn around and face me!" "The shorter one, face me now." "The fatter one, face me now!" "You two, separate!" "Turn around, now!" "Hey!" "Is it ok?" "It's late already." "It is ok, director." "Camera!" "This land is my land!" "Fight Japan, save nation!" "This land is my land!" "You..." "It will be fine." "I'll call the ambulance." "Here is the show flat" "I can show you around if you want." "No need." "It is a waste of time!" "Yes." "The apartments in Hong Kong are too small." "It is not for self-use." "I think they are only for investment, right?" "Yes." "Let's sign the papers right away." "How many units per floor are there?" "6 units per floor." "You may have a look." "No need." "I will take them all." "Hurry up..." "Let's sign the papers." "I would like to ask if we could give you the cheque today... is it ten thousand dollars per square foot?" "Excuse me, what are you talking about?" "Excuse me, why are you speaking Mandarin?" "Because generally speaking..." "Those who buy houses are speaking Mandarin." "I have told you to learn Mandarin long time ago." "I know." "Server!" "I can get off and spend time with you after I close 30 more deals." "Are you selling the apartments or models?" "Come on, it is really cheap here." "I should tell you how cheap it is." "This kind of units in the same district are sold at fifteen thousand dollars per square foot." "But it is only ten thousand dollars per square foot here." "We also provide the membership of clubhouse and a parking lot for free." "Ten thousand dollars per square foot is really cheap." "Indeed." "I can buy 4 square feet if I work for two years and don't spend a dime." "Miss, may I ask if I can buy only part of it?" "Stop joking!" "It's not funny." "Do you remember that we will have dinner with my dad?" "I need to work!" "You need to work?" "What kind of work?" "I tell you!" "You cannot escape any more." "Do you really want to marry me, don't you?" "If you want to marry me, you have to meet my dad." "Tomorrow is Father's Day." "But it will be his birthday in a few days." "If you meet him on his birthday, you will have to spend a lot more." "Its up to you." "I don't want to go." "As I don't have any property, he will think I am worthless." "He is not like that." "As long as I think you are good, it is OK, isn't it?" "Papa!" "Wake up!" "Your daughter is bringing her boyfriend home for the first time." "Go get changed." "Get changed?" "If I wear a suit, will he think that we are rich?" "What are you talking about?" "Remember!" "Don't ask him if he is rich or not directly." "Who do you think I am?" "Why would I do so?" "It will be you who ask about it." "No need to ask." "We could see his taste by the gift he brings us." "We could tell if he is civilized or not by the way he talks." "We could tell if he is rich by the clothes he wears." "How many times I have reminded you that don't be late." "I'm at the door already." "Really?" "I'll open the door for you." "All white?" "!" "I went to work today." "I acted as a bereaved son." "I know you won't like it." "That is why I have contingency plan." "Hurry, hurry..." "All black?" "!" "It is the costume for lykewake last night." "It looks more formal." "I also have a tie." "Just a minute." "It is not necessary." "Mom!" "Boyfriend." "Papa." "Papa." "Is there any other way to address me?" "Daddy." "Happy Father's Day!" "I reckon you are of good taste." "Let's have dinner." "Let's have dinner!" "Come over..." "Hope you don't mind that we don't have much food." "Please don't say that." "It is very nice." "Mr. Wong, may I know... what you do now?" "I am a freelancer." "What does it mean?" "That means I work at different job every day." "That means day labor, oh my god." "How did you meet my daughter?" "We were schoolmates in secondary school." "It is not easy to approach my daughter." "How did you chase her?" "I asked if she is a virgin right away." "Did he say... virgin..." "The horoscope of virgin, Virgo." "I am Scorpio which matches Virgo most." "How can we believe this kind of thing?" "Besides, she is a Leo indeed." "In order to fit in with me she insists to remain a virgin after we are going out." "I'm fine..." "I heard that you would like to marry my daughter." "Are you planning to ask her to pay for everything?" "We usually split the bill when we go out." "Split the bill?" "Even after you get married?" "Do you need to include me when splitting the bill then?" "Sure, if uncle is interested." "You can pay a bigger portion next time." "Papa, it is not like that..." "Please listen to us." "I met him when we were in secondary school." "But you know, he scored zero in all the subjects." "I told him it was not working." "He could not do this anymore." "I told him if he wanted to hold my hand, he got to pass at least three subjects." "Do you know what happened next?" "He really passed all the subjects." "I was so happy... and kissed him." "This encouragement made him even happier." "Do you know what happened next?" "He could graduate from secondary school!" "We were very happy, of course." "After that, although he decided to work, he couldn't find a job for four years." "When everyone thought he would apply for the Comprehensive Social Security Assistance." "Do you know what happened?" "He ran a stall to sell egg puffs." "He sold waffles, too." "Afterwards, that stall was cleared away by the police." "But then..." "Papa, he really loves me." "Just give him some more time, he just needs..." "Time, isn't it?" "Ok, I will give you!" "It is simple." "You want to marry her, don't you?" "You need to have a property." "Making the first fortune is most difficult for men." "I give you 200 thousand dollars." "It needs to become 500 thousand dollars in half a year." "If you could reach the target in three months, I will give you another 100 thousand dollars." "Don't be so rash." "Come here..." "He is touched." "What is it?" "Are you crazy?" "It is 300 thousand dollars!" "Do I look like I will do that?" "Of course not." "Give me the phone." "Silly One and Silly Two, time for them to work." "Roger that." "Thank you, uncle." "I should go now." "Get some food first." "Half a year is too short." "I have to make every second count." "He is coming..." "Sir, sir..." "You look bad." "I have a suggestion." "Give me your valuables." "and I'll pray for your blessings." "My whole family is blessed." "Sign!" "It's not easy anymore." "Hey brother, would you lend me your phone?" "Isn't there a phone booth?" "Are you Mr. Luk Wong?" "Your cousin just got into hospital." "Please bring 200 thousand dollars immediately." "So we can then give him operation." "I need to discuss with my family first." "They are smarter than before." "You two idiots." "Even pigs are smarter than you..." "Stab your eyes out!" "How can't you cheat him?" "Listen to me, big brother." "We have tried different ways to cheat him." "But he is too smart." "Smart ass!" "That TV advertisement is still on air." "Do you have any better ideas?" "I'll do it in my way." "What other tricks does he have?" "There is only that one trick he has." "Where is my cheque?" "!" " How was it?" " What did the police say?" "They said they will investigate it as soon as possible as always." "You may ask your father-in-law to issue another cheque for you." "What am I going to tell him?" "Tell him I was robbed just when I went downstairs?" "Will he let his daughter marry me if I tell him so?" "But you don't even have the capital now." "Even I have to sell my organs" "I have to make 500 thousand dollars within half a year." "And marry Fiona." "No working experience is required?" "No specific academic background is required?" "5 hours of work per day?" "Bluffing Clerk Trainee." "Monthly salary is 20 thousand dollars?" "That's awesome!" "This company, UFO, is an American company." "It always pays well." "It usually offers people high pay and provides training." "It usually posts their recruitment ads in English newspapers." "How come it recruits at the Labour Department this time?" "Good, good, good." "This job suits me..." "I found a job finally." "Company always looks for university graduates or matriculated student which means I don't have a chance." "You are a double master's degree holder." "Why would you compete for a job that does not require specific academic background?" "Get out of the way..." "You, out of the way!" "You told me that you could find fresh talents here." "Have you seen them?" "In what way you think they got talent?" "Sir, who are you?" "Our company, UFO, always aims to scout for talents from various aspects." "I thought we could find some special talents here." "Haven't you come for an on-site inspection?" "Look at these people." "Those who look for jobs at the Labour Department are lazy." "As if they are wearing pajamas and slippers." "How could this kind of people qualified?" "I have a double master's degree!" "Really?" "I really doubt it." "Which university?" "F U, Fujian University." "Any one of you is from a better university?" "Step forward and tell me now!" "I am from Ningbo (nipple)!" "I can tell!" "Ningbo University!" "Shit!" "I thought it's Boston University." "Off the way, Ningbo (nipple)!" "I said I don't care about the academic background." "But I did not say I don't care which university they are from." "You!" "Rubbish!" "Go back." "Go back to your school and start studying from primary school again." "I..." "I am a double master's degree holder..." "double master's degree!" "Piss off!" "Piss off, go back to your school!" "Don't come here for a job!" "This is not the place." "That's insane!" "All rubbish!" "Even if you could get a job, you won't make 500 thousand dollars in half a year." "But I have an idea." "What idea?" "If the poor like you could think of it, I won't be the rich second generation anymore." "Come on, baby." "Hi boss, do you want to remove the recruitment?" "In fact, I am here for a job." "Do I need to fill in the form first?" "Let me ask you." "In what kind of concept could I make 500 thousand dollars in half a year?" "The concept of dreaming." "Exactly." "If you work every day without spending a dime." "You have to make at least $2,800 every day." "Where can we make $2,800?" "Here!" "We call here Sai Yeung Choi Street before four o'clock." "We call it public toilet of airport after four o'clock." "What does it mean?" "There are all kinds of people" "Look at those post-90s." "They dance like cockroaches." "But they are making $1,000 a day" "Isn't it crazy?" "Those two are still singing" ""Dancing in the Streets" by Martha and the Vandellas back in the 60s" "But they are making $2,000 a day" "Those two Shaolin Monks play Tifer and Crane Fist" "They are only breaking fake bricks and making $3,000 a night!" "Isn't it a good business?" "How much can we make per day?" "Four thousand." " Who?" " Me" " How could you..." " Don't mention it" ""Spread out your hands and let them be"" ""Dance and leave all the things behind."" ""The shaking guitar acts like stimulant."" ""You gotta stand up"" " "Stand up!" - "Stand up!"" ""Stand up"" "I'm fine." "I can handle it." "Retarded!" "I have an extremely good idea which could help you." "If three of us work together, we could make not only $2,800 but also $3,000 a day with ease." ""Stage light is sparkling with changing colors"" ""Curtains in gold and purple are elegant"" ""Grasshopper is as glorious as fire"" ""Who asked you to taste the savageness tonight"" ""The seasons are gone just like the howling wind"" ""The sky is still full of emptiness"" ""But when we hug and our champagne glasses clink"" ""It turns into the bustling," "passionate and uproarious atmosphere"" ""I'll warm you up at this moment"" ""In silence, the sky is full of gorgeousness"" ""Now, I'll play the roles of charming demon and god"" ""You make every day matter if you fall for me"" ""Bad boys, this is how we make our names." "There is no limit."" "We could see this on TV." "Why do we bother to see it here?" "Let's go." "You also have food at home." "Why do you eat out then?" "Hong Kong people." "Keep fighting!" "You got to dance." "Thank you, Edmond So!" "We will continue to support your boy band Wind Fire Sea." "I almost called him Calvin Choi from the boy band Grasshopper." "What is it?" "Why are you cross-dressing?" "You used to play Shaolin Monks, why are you cross-dressing now?" "You used to disguise as a lame, too." "How come you are cross-dressing now?" "Shaolin Temple is introducing training class for women, can't it be?" "That means you are not following the rules." "We did cross-dressing first." "You copy us." "What on earth did we copy from you?" "We all cross-dressed today." "How could you prove that you cross-dressed first?" "The moment I sat on the wheel chair was already cross-dressing." "But I disguised as a tom boy." "Just that you did not notice." "You are talking nonsense." "Come try my Dragon Wings!" "Be careful." "Don't touch my boobs." "Try again and see what happens." "I am not afraid of you." "I am a Shaolin Monk." "Dragon claw!" "Tiger claw!" "Praying mantis." "How come is it sharp?" "I've warned you not to touch my boobs!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Let go..." "I got a cramp..." "Let go!" "Let go..." "The waist is bent, can it be cured?" "Are you that serious?" "There is no cure." "It is not mine." "You bastard." "I have told you not to play with other people's things." "Moreover, that guy is not reliable." "Cross-dressing!" "What an idea..." "He hangs around Sai Yeung Choi Street." "I thought he knew the place." "He is a bastard..." "He said he is the rich second generation." "Why doesn't he just give you 500 thousand dollars?" "The cheque is gone, the day labor work is gone, the permanent job is gone." "Making 500 thousand dollars in half a year means I have to make three thousand dollars a day." "How to make it?" "Hey, rubbish!" "Someone has posted our movie clip on the Internet." "There are 200 thousand clicks in an hour." "I said this idea worked." "Did you plan it?" "What is it?" "I don't know why." "But my neck is stiff after applying the lotion." "It will be soften after three hours if you apply this type of Indian lotion." "But I think you would be fine after five minutes according to your physique." "I told you not to play with other people's things." "Show us the movie clip." "Sir." "Welcome." " Jessie" " It's you?" "May I borrow your computer?" "No." "I'll treat you a meal." "Hey, hey, hey... you really can't." "If you drop the gems, you could come back and fix it at any time." "Thank you." "Is it really working?" "It is more than 200 thousand clicks a day." "What do you think?" "It was just you who say so, I can't see anything." "Which service provider you are using?" "I don't know." "This mobile broadband is the fastest in Hong Kong." "It is more than 400 thousand clicks in two days." "What do you think?" "Yes." "Yes." "So..." "I will do it for just one night." "We will split it 60/40." "Is it ok?" "You get sixty and I get forty?" "I came up with the idea, what did you contribute?" "If I didn't beat you, would you have had the idea?" "If I wasn't beaten by you, who would have had the idea?" "Exactly!" "I won't take advantage of you." "Let's do a fifty-fifty split." "Deal." "Hope that we work together happily!" "Excuse me." "I think the masked one is cool." "I think the short-legged tiger is cool." "I think I am cool." "Go to hell!" "Off the way." "Off the way." "Does it look good?" "I hate people trying hard to be cool." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Papa?" " Why did you beat my father?" " Cheung?" "Cheung..." "Cheung!" "Don't worry." "No one would beat your father." "Cheung, don't bother her." "Miss, excuse me." "We have to close up." "Papa." "Why did that woman know my name?" "Moreover, how did you get in trouble with the triad society?" "I..." "You should tell me if you know them." "We won't get in troubles then." "Because your father has an important mission." "It is not the right time to tell you." "What kind of mission?" "Actually, I was a policeman." "I sneaked into the trail society to be an undercover." "Therefore, I know them." "Why didn't you show your identity?" "Because I need to sneak into another organization now." "Therefore, you have to remember." "You need to run away whenever you see that woman again." "Because she may grab you to threaten me." "Understand?" "So are you an undercover like those in the movie Infernal Affairs?" "Of course." ""I am stepping forward days and nights."" ""How come I still haven't reached the other shore" "of salvation in my dream? "" ""I am striving without stopping..."" "Everybody, come on." ""Going on the journey every day." "I do not die and aim for a better life."" ""Is there a destination?" "Who knows? "" ""In this..."" "What time is it?" "Son of a bitch!" ""Infernal affairs in our mortal life."" "Spitting?" "You should have directly told your son the stall was cleared away." "You shouldn't have have told him something like the movie Infernal Affairs." "Even I am the rich second generation, I am not so pretentious like him." "20 dollars for half match, bet for the home court." "It's a good choice." "Do you think that I looked like I was lying?" "Shit!" "Doesn't he like it?" "The main reason for me to lie is that I don't want my son to live with his mother." "He means..." "That pretty is his son's mother?" "That means that son is not his own son." "How come he is not my own son?" "That woman is gorgeous, how could she be his wife?" "Give him back to his own parents." "Shit!" "She was an innocent school girl when we met." "She was then attracted to the glamorous life of the triad society." "She likes car racing." "And she likes the King of Car Racing of Princess Road." "That is me." "She was so in love with me." "I still remember before we got married..." "I used a fire extinguisher to break the window of a shop." "I robbed a wedding dress and got married with her." "She said to me:" "Brother Hua, I love you." "Shit..." "We're not at the same time." "Let's do it together." "Shit!" "Thank you." "Isn't it the plot in the movie A Moment of Romance?" "We were good in the first two years." "However I could no longer handle both career and love." "Career..." "I was busy for two days per week at most before." "But the Jockey Club introduced football betting." "I became extremely busy." "You were addicted to gambling, so your wife left you." "Watch the game." "It's none of your business." "I don't have time for your bullshit." "I have two day labor work tomorrow." "I should go now." "What kind of day labor work?" "Remember not to tell Cheung." "And tell him I quit gambling." "Shit!" "Can I join your fight?" "No way!" "No way!" "Hey, come on, friends!" "One thousand dollars for a trial!" "OK!" "Thank you." "No..." "Look at me." "I was rushing too fast, so he could take advantage of it." "Go home and think again." "Beat him!" "Beat him..." "Smash you!" "One, two, three!" "Hi, everyone in Hong Kong." "Hello." "I think you are not familiar with us, WWV." "We are the largest wrestling federation in the U.S." "Our wrestlers experienced such an accident in Hong Kong." "As a Chinese," "I don't want to create troubles neither." "Therefore, our wrestlers will revisit Hong Kong" "It's bad for your eyes sitting too close to the TV." "To have a re-match with the Hong Kong representatives." "I can't guarantee if I'll be able to control our wrestlers..." "Let me tell you something, little bastards, you humiliated me in front of my people," "and now, I'm coming to Hong Kong." "I will humiliate them in front of their people." "Then so, who is the Champion?" "I'm the Champion!" "You are in deep shit!" "Can we have 20% off for the funeral gift if we pay it now?" "Do we really need to flee to Mainland China?" "He wants a revenge." "We'll be in trouble if we don't flee now." "Hurry up, we are just in time to catch the bus to Huanggang." "Freeze!" "I'm organizing this match because WWV would like to have promotions in Hong Kong." "This is a gimmick." "I told one of our wrestlers to play with you and deliberately lose to you." "So we could plan the performance today." "It looks like they want to kill somebody." "Don't worry." "They look serious when they practice." "But they will hold back during the game." "But we don't know how to hold back." "They know how." "Don't worry" "Come on, boys!" "Hello, let me introduce to you." "Rambo, Noble, Rocky, King" "Hi!" "Look at you." "You are cute." "You are adorable." "I love you guys already." "Are you ready?" "Ok everybody." "One two three." "Ok, the group picture is done." "Shall we sign the contract now?" "Wait..." "How come there are some sorts of codes at the end of the contract." "It writes:" "no matter what injury induced in the arena, including death... the host will not be liable?" "And it is written in French." "The term is like that of Lehman's." "This is just our practice to write it." "But they will hold back." "Don't trust her." "The cheater has a lot of tricks." "Let's go." "We have 500 thousand US dollars if we go to fight." "That's crazy!" "Hey, it's 500 thousand US dollars." "Do you think you can come back if you go to fight?" "Not only 500 thousand, I could give you 5 billion in hell bank notes." "What are you thinking?" "Maggie." "I have done what you asked and investigated those three guys." "Except Lee Sao that does not have a lot of information the other two's information is in here." "We haven't seen each other for a long time, Little Tiger." "What's up, Miss Maggie?" "It seems that you don't want to see me." "I remember in the past you don't want to let go of me." "Why?" "Why do you have to go?" "Little Tiger." "Wrestling is diminishing in Japan." "The kids are now addicted to video games." "Who would like Tiger Face?" "Therefore, if we want to keep moving, the U.S. is the only option." "American kids also plays video games." "What is the most important thing in wrestling?" "Audience." "Where can we have the most stupid audience?" "Of course, it is the U.S." "Even so, you can bring Tiger Face with you." "I will definitely bring Tiger Face." "However, it will not be you." "We haven't met for a long time." "Why don't you ask me to go in?" "What do you want again?" "Why ain't you surprised when you see me?" "I have a television at home." "I did watch the news." "You brought the Americans back for revenge." "I am not used to talk to you in this angle." "Come, have a seat." "Say it now if there is any." "Please leave after you are done." "Since you have watched the television, I should save my talking." "I want you to make those three wrestlers fight." "I don't know those three guys well." "Really?" "I know one of them is your son-in-law to be." "Stop it." "Not yet." "Even so, I won't tell him to." "How come you are so difficult to talk to now?" "What are you doing?" "All these years, you really didn't miss me?" "Please put your legs down." "Hey, do you want to play wrestling?" "No." "I want to show you something." "How to see this?" "You can't see it?" "Let me show it to you." "Do you remember it?" "So disgusting." "No." "Then, you must remember this one." "Your favourite." "Are you insane?" "It is so disgusting to wear two bras when you go out." "You used to like it." "Which one is your room?" "This is the maid's." "I can't imagine you have such a close relationship with your maid." "Please take your ugly bra with you and leave." "My wife is coming back soon." "It concerns me if she is not coming back." "What do you want now?" "Come on." "Do me a favor." "Close your eyes and open your mouth." " Come on." " No way." "What are you doing?" "Look at it." "Does it look alike?" "Everyone says I look like Raymond Lam." "You are in trouble if you look like him." "Do not worry." "My wife trusts me so much." "Nothing can change her trust on me." "In my wife's heart, I..." "She is back... you better leave." "Why do you hug me?" "You better come down!" "Are you crazy?" "Hey..." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "I am a photographer." "He told me to come and take a passport photo for him." "Isn't it good?" "I want a divorce." "Excuse me, can I use your car..." "It's you?" "Don't you think the scene just before is so familiar?" "What exactly do you want?" "I just want you to make those three guys fight." "If you can do it, I can explain to your wife immediately." "Why do you want them to fight so bad?" "Come on!" "What is a wrestling arena?" "A stage." "Of course, a stage got to have gimmicks." "Three low-end Mongkok guys defeated the American wrestlers." "And WWV wants a revenge in Hong Kong now." "Wow, Chinese versus American." "This is a very good gimmick." "Didn't you say wrestling could only happen in the U.S.?" "So do you still remember what the most important thing in wrestling is?" "The audience got to be stupid." "Yes." "Ain't you Hong Kong people stupid enough?" "Just like the government claimed they will give six thousand dollars to each citizen." "And you people believe it?" "I would like to ask if your bank receives the cash yet?" "Hong Kong is an amazing market." "Where else can I find it?" "This is a performance contract." "If you can make them fight" "I will explain to your wife." "Uncle?" " Haven't slept yet?" " No" "Fiona gave me your address." "I have nothing to do and wandered around." "I happened to walk here so I came visit you." "You walked from Mongkok to Cheung Sha Wan?" "It is not that far." "I walked to Guangzhou this morning." "Ah yes, where is your two wrestling friends?" "Fiona's father." "Fiona's father." "You old dude." "So impolite." "Old chap!" "No worries." "I am here for a purpose." "Uncle, I understand what you mean." "I am trying my best to make 500 thousand dollars." "I..." "What is 500 thousand dollars?" "You are famous now, don't you know?" "I have watched the news." "You are going to fight with the Americans in the wrestling game." "We have already turned them down." " Turned them down?" " Yes!" "You are so smart." "Really..." "You three have a strong character." "You don't have to fight with the Americans." "I think you guys... should debut directly." "You want us to be stars?" "Can we?" "Just by telling from your appearance, it would be the lost of the entertainment industry if you don't be a star." "Strike a pose." "Much better than Nicholas Tse, right?" "Let's cut the crap." "If you guys have faith in me" "Sign it for me." "I will be your manager." "I guarantee that you will be very famous." "Come on..." "Uncle, you are willing to be our manager?" "I also want my daughter to have a good marriage, right?" "500 thousand dollars is nothing when you become famous." "Sign it, sign it." "I have made some arrangements for you." "Host a variety show on TV." "Imitating artistes, singing some songs, cross-dressing..." "You three can have a concert, then movie." "No!" "We have tried cross-dressing but it didn't work." "It won't happen in TV shows." "Television audience has no taste." "That is true." "Hold on." "How come it writes wrestling on the arena in here?" "Wrestling is the easiest show on television." "Are you kidding?" "Wrestling is cheap and outdated." "It is fake as well." "Who would watch it?" "You misunderstood wrestling." "In the world of art... don't you know wrestling takes a very important place?" "Because it is fake but everyone treats it as real." "It is also life threatening." "May I ask... what kind of performing art would have fake emotion but real acting?" "Actors are striving and people love it." "Is there any?" " Yes!" " Which one?" "Adult Video!" "Good." "AV Wrestling is the highest state in art." "You are new so you'll play wrestling first." "Adult video will be followed." "That's it." "Bye." "Uncle." "Are you sleeping in here?" "Not only tonight." "I'm living here every day." "See you tomorrow." "Wrestling is an art." "It is both fake and real" "It comprises of two elements emotions and facial expression." "You have nothing to do with them but have to act like they are he ones who kill your father." "Audience likes to watch feuds and enmities." "Who is the goody and who is the villain..." "Are you ok?" "Hey, Fiona." "The second element is facial expression." "It is not painful but we have to pretend it hurts like hell." "This is acting." "Speaking of acting, I have to introduce the Best Actress of Red Light District" "Who's first?" "We are not here to have fun." "I'm sorry." "I'm too used to it." "Are you the guys introduced by Tiger Face that want to learn acting?" "Yes." "Yes." "Who's first?" "After you." "I can't act if I don't have a partner." "Can this water bottle help?" "This thingy?" "Ouch..." "I can't stand it..." "Oh... you are great" "Oh..." "I have never met someone that great." "Ouch..." "I can't stand it." "You are really good..." "I can't forget you." "Oh..." "Your body movement... is just like a drifting car." "You shake your head and body that brings me to heaven..." "Oh!" "Newton discovered gravitation by an apple." "Oh!" "You made me discover the brute force in the forbidden fruit." "You conquer my cold..." "Oh!" "You cure my cold..." "No more... stuffy nose..." "Oh!" "Words can't describe myself..." "I have to sing it out loud..." "The most similar form of wrestling should be movies." "Because both of them are fake." "However, the shot in a movie is just one side." "But the wrestling area is 360 degree." "Therefore, we change camera angles in movies." "while wrestling needs to have... precise position." "But if it is too quick... there will be goofs." "If it is too slow, things will go wrong." "Your reactions are not bad." "I will contact you when we have shooting next time." " Thank you." "Thank you." " Thank you, director." "What's happened to you?" "Isn't it obvious?" "Did he really land a punch?" "So poor." "The tall one." "Come here." "Yes." "I noticed you are good." "I'll give you a chance to fight with the protagonist." "Ok?" "Yes." "Hua Gor?" "Director." "You look familiar." "Are you the Japanese soldier that acted in the explosion scene?" "I never play that kind of role." "I am a Chinese-Indonesian." "He seems to recognize me." "Our movie looks very real." "I know your tricks." "I have brought my own stuff." "Do we need to use a real knife?" "I have been in a lot of action movies." "I know how to hold back." "The tall one." "Come here." "Come here." "Later on..." "I will swing my knife down." "I will turn the cutting edge halfway and lay it on you." "Don't dodge, don't block and don't blink." "Is it ok?" "Let's start if it's ok." "Take one" "Why are you blocking?" "I told you not to block!" "Why are you all standing?" "Call the ambulance!" "Wrestling is a performance." "It is a serious performance." "It is also a life risking performance." "Hiryu Kikawa from Japan Professional Wrestling Federation broke his neck and died in the game." "The Cow Devil Oshima Kayama's tailbone was damaged and is completely paralyzed." "John the Cow Boy from American Professional Wrestling Federation." "He was thrown out of the arena." "He broke a leg and needs to spend his life on a wheelchair." "Now, do you understand?" "How great and how dangerous is wrestling?" "You!" "Did you walk without looking?" "How... how was my reaction?" "So exaggerated." "You already know what is coming." "What should we do?" "We have to practice in unexpected situations." "What is it?" "Hit by a car." "My god!" "It is not wrestling." "It is immortality!" "I didn't ask you to do the real thing." "Just when it is close, you react and bounce off." "If he thinks he really hits you, he may give you money for compensation." " Really?" " Of course." "So you'll do it." "Are you kidding?" "Lady Bauhinia?" "What is Lady Bauhinia?" "The bouncing Lady Bauhinia." "Sir." "Watch out." "Sir?" "Sir." "Are you ok?" "What's happened?" "Nothing." "Please help me." "Why did you hold me so soon?" "It's too much." "Is it ok?" "Ok" "How are you?" "Getting better?" "I can't breathe smoothly." "Same here." "I have some medicinal oil." "Take it." "Remember to see the doctor if you still feel pain." "Here is six thousand dollars." "And some mooncakes." "Tortoise jelly." "and crackers" "Ok." "I should go help the poor and the needed now." "Keep fighting!" "Ok!" "Bye." "Take care!" "Take good care of your...!" "You got six thousand dollars out of nowhere." "How would you spend it?" " Of course, I'll spend at Kee Wah Bakery." " That's good" " Thank you." " Is that one good?" " Is it your turn again!" " Is it illegal?" "Do you know what would happen to a guy if he performs two bad things in a row on the same day?" "What do you mean?" "Just like you, have a short life span!" "Help!" "Help!" "What's happened to him?" "My friend passed out." "I am so scared." "I don't know how to do artificial respiration." "Can you help him?" "I'll try." "Who are you?" "What are you doing?" "Artificial respiration." "I... am awake now." "Not fully awake yet." "Hey!" "I shall take revenge for you!" "It's been a long time." "You notice that too, huh?" "Why didn't you pick up my calls?" "I haven't paid the phone bill." "Blue, you really need to apply for PPS." "How many times have I reminded you?" "If you are forgetful and you always forget to pay bills..." "I don't have money to pay the phone bill." "I'm sorry." "No worries." "Wait, I am not here to talk about this today." "Why did you agree to wrestle with those Westerners?" "Do you know how dangerous it is?" "Do you want to make me worried?" "I have signed the contract already." "And it was your father who forced me to sign it." "My father?" "If we don't go to fight, we have to pay 500 thousand US dollars penalty." "I thought it was more complicated than this." "I will settle it for you." "I tell you!" "You have to cancel the contract." "What's up?" "I won't be afraid of you because you are taller" "So you think you are a lighthouse?" "Why would Hong Kong people bother to spend hundreds of billion to build the third airport runway?" "Crane your neck." "Lay it down." "It is already a runway." "Right?" "No matter what." "You three got to win." "How to win?" "Look for Shaolin Master, Tortoise Jelly!" "Tortoise Jelly is really amazing." "Why are you here?" "To learn." "What do you want to learn?" "We heard that there are a lot of hidden masters here." "I would like to learn some moves to protect myself." "If you want to learn, come up." "Hey, hurry." "What are you doing?" "Sammo Hung?" "Call me Albert." "Hello Albert!" "Why are you here?" "We want to become your apprentices." "We haven't accepted any apprentices for a long time." "If you really want to be our apprentices." "you have to pass the test." "If you do not leave this table in the time frame of burning a joss stick, I will take you as my apprentice." "Electric joss stick?" "Red represents happy events" "White represents unhappy events." "Today, both happy and unhappy events are here for you." "Good!" "Good!" "Great!" "What is the name of this move?" "Magic!" " Finished school already?" " Yes, papa." " Are you tired?" " No." "Come, come here." "Papa, do you know even the principal asked me today." "He asked if the one who is going to wrestle in the arena is my father." "Do you know how I answered?" "How did you answer?" "He looks like wrestling in the arena." "But in fact, he has a secret mission." "which is to sneak into the bad guys." "Exactly!" "Nice, nice..." "Although this is your mission, are you able to win?" "I have to win if I fight, but I won't lose if I don't fight." "Papa, my classmates have made a greeting card for you." "Are you really?" "Take a look." ""Good Luck!"" " They all signed." " Yes, indeed" ""Hong Kong Sure Win!"" "Papa, you have to win." "I will." "Don't worry." "Go shower and get changed." "Remember to wash your uniform." "Yes!" "Are you sure that you will win?" "Of course, I have to say that to my son." "I have an idea." "You have an idea?" "are you going to ask your goddess to seduce those wrestlers?" "It's on the back." "The only female wrestling school in Hong Kong is recruiting now." "Are you sure that this is not a night club?" "How would that be." "The advertisement says clearly that it is a wrestling school." "You still think this is not a night club?" "No, they are wrestling." "Nice one!" "Gentlemen, do you have someone in mind?" "You still think this is not a night club?" "Is this the wrestling school?" "Yes, of course." "We still are within this month." "You may call me the school supervisor if you like." "The result of Class A is usually the best." "Hello!" "My name is not Hello." "My name is Halo." "I am Sicko." "My best move is the spinal lock." "Where do you want me to start first?" "My best move is the cutter." "Those who locked by me must surrender." "I am a beginner." "You have to be careful." "Don't hurt me." "This is obviously a night club." "I cannot come to this kind of place." "No." "I think this is a good place to learn." "The atmosphere is good." "Come on, come on." "I told Fiona that I am going to learn wrestling." "I have given her the address." "What if she comes here and looks for me?" "Let's go, then." "It is not funny." "Let's go." "I'm just warming up." "Please don't leave, honey." "Please pay for the minimum charge before you go." "What do you mean by minimum charge?" "The fruit platter costs $4999." "Could the fruit platter explode?" "Brother Hua?" "Cicy!" "How can you serve Brother Hua with this?" "At least we have to open a bottle of wine of 1 986." "Also, bring all the girls here to serve Brother Hua." "It's on me." "Hurry!" "Brother Hua." "I haven't seen you for a long time." "Have you gained some weight?" "Brother Hua..." "I haven't been called like this for a long time." "You are always my Brother Hua from the bottom of my heart." "If it was not you who warned me" "I'd have been still trading contraband cigarettes for that bastard now." "I won't be here talking to you today." "Mammy!" "Enjoy..." "Not bad." "What is your name, handsome?" "My name is Kit." "I am not used to this kind of place." "I have to go first." "Do you really have to go?" "We better not to go." "Sweetie, in which way this place looks like a wrestling school?" "It is a night club." "Help..." "Help..." "Fiona and her mother... is coming." "Oh?" "!" "Cicy." "Huh?" "It is time for you to return me a favor." "You are here." "Yes." "Mom, I told you that they are really here for wrestling." "Yes, auntie." "In fact, we..." "Uncle, why are you here?" "Practice wrestling." "To stay fit and healthy." "And I just have my kidney replaced." "I have a lot of energy, may I?" "Are you saying you are practicing wrestling?" "How come there is wine?" "It is for practice purposes." "Baby!" "Does it hurt?" "Cicy, what's wrong?" "There is no music and the girls are gone." "I have ordered a bottle of wine but it hasn't arrived after an hour." "What's wrong with you?" "Is this how you serve your customers?" "Mammy..." "Baby, I thought you did come back to work yet?" "Baby?" "Are you calling me?" "It is ridiculous!" "You don't deserve any respect." "And you brought them here to have fun?" "I haven't been here for a week..." "no, I have never been here before." "You know I like to go to the park and ride on Ferris wheel." "Really?" "Ferris wheel?" "They also gave you a VIP card." "I only use Octopus smart card." "They don't accept it here." "Baby." "Look... they all know you." "This is outrageous!" "He is your son-in-law to be." "It is fine, if you don't like him." "But you made him fight and brought him here..." "What is wrong with you?" "It is not me." "I was planning to go out and get egg tarts." "No... it was that woman." "She said if I don't ask them to fight, she would not explain to you about the picture." "You know I care about you so much." "You shut up!" "If you wanted to explain, you would have explained long time ago but not now." "I am asking you if you want them to fight on behalf of you." "Don't you?" "You want them to take revenge for you." "Baby." "Baby your ass." "Are you listening to me?" "!" "My wife is right." "I shouldn't have made you fight" "Actually..." "I just want you to fight on behalf of me." "I couldn't let go of it after all these years." "That year, I came back from Japan I couldn't let go." "I wanted to organize a wrestling federation with the wrestling talk show host Ivan Ho." "But it was a mess at the end." "Wrestling is not working in Hong Kong." "It is a dead end." "Father-in-law." "After many days of training, I understand... being die-hard is the nature of men." "Actually, every single man just wants to show their courage to his wife in his lifetime." "In all those years in wrestling" "I played the role of a loser." "I was in 326 matches and lost all 326 of them." "But I did not give up because I like it so much." "I always hope that it will become popular in Hong Kong." "I give you this mask." "There is a tape on the shelf." "Those are the winning tips that I have been studied for many years." "I was waiting for the association to let me win just one match." "So I could use it." "However, I didn't even have a chance." "You can forget the penalty." "You don't even have to worry about the 500 thousand dollars." "As for my daughter and you..." "I hope you will take good care of her." "It is your own choice to go to fight or not." "Boss, young master is here." "Is this what you are eating at food stalls every day?" "Is it better than what you have at home?" "This place is not for you." "Please go." "That year, I did not let you chase that model." "And you are gone without a word for two years." "If it wasn't the show on television," "I wouldn't know that you're still in Hong Kong." "You know that your father has a lot of business." "You should come back and help me." "And you are into wrestling recently?" "What can I do when I come back?" "Will you listen to my suggestions?" "I suggested you not to sell the houses in such high prices." "and to make smaller bay windows but you wouldn't listen." "I suggested you not to run supermarkets in the public estates and you did not agree neither." "You are not as smart as your father." "But it doesn't mean you are worthless." "You can learn it step by step." "Let me tell you a story." "There was a tree which grows into a strange shape." "It is awkwardly strange." "The carpenter says it is not useful even you chop it down." "At the end, it's turned into toilet paper." "In your eyes, I am always a piece of toilet paper." "Wrestling is always a performance." "Do you want to cheat me like I am a little girl?" "I know I always bluff." "You won't trust me no matter what I say." "However, I might lose my life any time this time." "If I can't come back." "I hope you will take good care of Cheung." "I have told you to let my son live with me." "It was you who did not allow me to see him." "Yes..." "This is my address." "If something happened, please go pick him up." "Moreover, I haven't told him that you are his mother." "I just told him you are a triad society member." "I sneaked into your organization as an undercover." "I..." "You are an undercover and I am a triad society member." "You are the good guy?" "That is how you cheat our boy?" "I know you hate me for fooling around with you." "I fooled around with your time and happiness." "No matter how serious the lie I told all I want is to make you happy and not to worry." "How many times have I been telling you?" "How come you just don't understand?" "I hate you not because you lied to me." "It was because you were addicted to gambling." "You..." "I didn't push." "Yes." "I have been practicing recently." "That's why my reaction is too much." "By that time, we could see a beautiful sea view from this window." "Let's take it." "You don't have to worry." "Actually in these few years" "I have had a lot of personal saving." "Moreover this apartment is not expensive." "So you don't have to split the bill with me." "Let's get married after we get this apartment." "Fiona..." "Blue, I know what you are thinking." "You are worried about my father, right?" "Don't worry." "I have talked to him already." "You don't have to go to fight." "Didn't you ask me to win?" "I was too angry at that time." "You should know that." "I don't want you to beat them up now." "I just want you to stay with me and marry me." "Ok?" "I have left home for two years." "I don't have money." "I haven't dated any models." "I got to meet many pieces of toilet paper." "Each piece of toilet paper tries its very best to perform its duty." "I will definitely go to fight." "Because I won't leave those two pieces of toilet paper that are by my side." "That's why I said it is just a performance." "It is not simply a performance." "You will lose your life any time when you are fighting." "You may get your neck broken any time." "Don't fight if you are scared." "Do you know how happy Cheung was when he came back few days ago?" "It was because the whole school knows that I am going to fight." "They made a greeting card especially for me." "All his classmates have signed their names on it." "When I picked him up at school before." "He would remind me to wait for him two blocks away." "It was because he did not want people to know that he had such a father." "Last time, he asked Sau instead of me to go to parent's day." "Look at you." "What did you do to our son?" "This is the first time that Cheung has ever asked me to do something with expectations." "It is also the only time that he did not look down on me." "I will not escape." "I have to go fighting." "Even if I lose, I will lose with pride and honor." "Get this." "No matter it is a real fight or not please be careful." "Don't die." "You didn't bring up our boy in the proper way, now I don't want to raise him by myself alone." "I want to go to fight" "I don't want you to." "It is always your call all the time." "But this time, let me decide it for once." "I want to go to fight." "It's not that I don't let you to decide." "People always think that" "I am a total loser." "I have no achievement, no dream." "Your father did not ask me to fight." "But I know... if I could fulfill a dream that... even your father was not able to achieve he will be sure that he wants to give me his daughter." "Listen!" "You are very selfish." "Brother Hua!" "Brother Hua!" "Brother Hua!" "I have a few words for you, Man." "Sister Man!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Miss Samantha Ko." "If you are watching television now" "I hope you will come to support me in person on the day of the game." "Fiona." "I know you are still mad at me." "But at this moment, I just want to tell you... can I request a song, director?" "I..." "Love You." "I think you are the most perfect woman in the world." "I really like you." "We like you, too." "Let's play Lisa's "Handsome boy"." "No?" "Fiona Sit's "Lipstick" then." "Ok, ok..." "Play this one, thank you." "Fortune Buddies!" "Fortune Buddies!" "Fortune Buddies!" "Let's go!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to Sai Yeung Choi Street." "The wrestling game that gets world's attention." "We move the game outdoor in Sai Yeung Choi street for the very first time." "Let's give a round of applause... to the three guests from WWV." "They are the Killer..." "White Boy!" "and Dark Twister." "All three of them are top ten wrestlers in the world." "The prize is accumulated up to 68 million US dollars." "And now, here comes our Hong Kong team" "The Fortune Buddies!" "They are terrific." "The only record of them is they defeated the Killer in Sai Yeung Choi Street." "And this is why WWV came for revenge today." "Three of them are called Tiger Face" "Tissue Man and Lucky Firebreaker." "The game has three rounds and each round is 5 minutes." "Each player from both sides will take turn in the relay." "During the game, if any of the parties from one side is held down by his opponent for more than 3 seconds, the side loses." "Tonight." "This is the only place in Hong Kong that could kill people legally." "No one knows what will happen next." "The game is about to start now!" "I'll go first." "Keep fighting!" "Dark Twister delivers a strike, and it is too fast for Lucky Firebreaker to react." "Something is wrong." "He doesn't know how to react at all." "Perhaps he is not as lucky as his ring name" "Can he fire back or not?" "How is it, how is it?" "He stroke my head and body" "No more... stuffy nose." "You reactions were too slow." "I'll do it." "Both sides are switching players" "What is Tissue Man going to do?" "He seems frivolous, and is dancing" "Is it because he has a secret plan, or is he taking the ring as the stage?" "Tissue Man's reaction is quick" "He turns away before White Boy's strike." "Wait a second... he's not moving quick, but he looks like possessed." "It hurts..." "Come here!" "How is it, how is it?" "Something's wrong..." "It seems a real fight to me." "What do you mean by a real fight..." "Your reactions are too quick and not accurate." "I'll do it." "Here comes the Tiger Face!" "His opponent is the Killer!" "Tiger Face shouts out loud" "But the Killer beats him up like he is already dead." "The Killer plays Tiger Face like a toy." "throwing him everywhere" "Seems he is going to fly Tiger Face like a kite!" "Oh, he did make him fly It is so close to have Boss Tong killed." "I believe it may be many citizens' wish." "How is it?" "Are you ok?" "Luk!" "Retreat!" "Papa..." "Papa!" "Are you ok?" " I'm still ok..." " Still ok?" "Where is Luk Wong?" " Luk Wong!" " I am here." "Are you ok?" "Father-in-law, didn't you say they would be just performing?" "Yes, in principle only." "But those bastards are for real." "What should we do?" "It is fine if you don't lose too badly." "I am afraid that you can't stand it any longer." "Let's surrender." "There are a lot of people in Sai Yeung Choi Street." "Are you giving up now?" "No way." "I said even if I lose, I will lose with honor." "I promised Fiona that I will achieve your dream no matter what." "I will hold on to it until the third round." "Hang in there!" "Weapons?" "Papa!" "Get up..." "Get up... papa, get up!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Get up..." ""I am stepping forward days and nights."" ""How come I still haven't reached" "the other shore of salvation in my dream? "" ""I am striving without stopping every day."" ""I do not die and aim for a better life."" ""Is there a destination?" "Who knows? "" ""In this Infernal affairs in our mortal life."" ""I am striving without stopping every day."" ""I do not die and aim for a better life."" ""Is there a destination?" "Who knows? "" ""In this Infernal affairs in our mortal life."" "Papa you're great!" "Luk!" "Fiona, you are here?" "I am here." "Luk..." "Tell me... what I could do in order to make you quit?" "I have to keep fighting." "I'll let you keep fighting." "But you have to promise me you will come back in one piece." "If I come back in one piece will you marry me?" "Right away." "But I want my husband in one piece, not even missing a single strand of hair." "Don't worry." "I still haven't unleashed my master stoke yet." "Only if you have the chance to strike it." "I have to..." "I have been practicing for a long time." "I have never worked for a job of that tough before." "I have to strike it in this round..." "I have to strike it!" "Papa!" "King" "That's enough." "Winning the game is good enough." "You don't have to be that serious." "Who cares?" "Wait a minute." "If you beat him to death, it is not doing us good." "Speak English!" "Monkeys!" "Why are you beating woman?" "Are you ok?" "You are still good!" "Of course." "You told me to lose all the 326 matches." "It was tough." "Nice, you impressed me!" "Sister." "You don't have to be so serious." "Of course." "Ok... you win!" "Unleash the master stroke!" "Angry Bird" "It is the little angry bird." "There are three main points." " Throw it high" " Angry!" "Shoot it hard" "Angry!" "The most important thing is a stiff skull" "Bird!" "Get up... get up..." "Blue!" "I am giving out the price!" "Blue!" "Let me see if you are in one piece." "Yes." "Not even missing a single strand of hair." "Papa!" "Are you ok?" "Of course, papa is ok." "Sister Man." "Call Mama." "Papa, do you want me to join the triad society?" "I am not kidding." "She is your own mother." "Mama." "Good boy." "Is it really you?" "Can this time not be separated?" "Samantha Ko..." "Do you still remember me..." "Do you want to marry me?" "I..." "Do..." "Ok!" "That's enough!" "Ok, ok..." "We win." "Ok..." " Are you my fans?" " Yes" " They are great." " Yes" "Ok..." "You know what?" " We have taugh" " I taught them for three years" " Do you want to learn?" " Yes." "I'll teach you at my place." "But we could only have tortoise jelly for detox here." "That's wrong!" "We also have tortoise jelly for strengthening your waist and kidney." " That's wrong!" "It is also good for your eyes..." " Is it enough" "I have searched in discussion forums." "Speaking of Chinese kung fu... here is the place where hidden masters gather." "I don't think so." "You don't think so?" "Come on, baby!" "What is it?" "Hidden master." "That's wrong." "It's turtlehead" "Oh!" "Hidden master, turtlehead." "Come, play with it." "IQ question." "Chinese, British and American solders were captured by terrorists." "Three countries ask them to release their soldiers." "At last, the terrorists only keep the soldiers of one of the countries." "The answer is a female singer in Hong Kong." "Is she pretty?" "It depends." "How about her body?" "Not bad." "Does she belong to one of the Big Four Recording Companies?" "Um..." "Prudence Lau!" "(Keep the America soldiers)" "I played the role of Hamlet." "Omelette." "I made that for foreigners before." "Not Omelette!" "It is Hamlet!" "To be or not to be, that's the question!" "Who told you to come?" "TVB?" "No!" "It should be TVB Pay Vision." "Please allow me to introduce our latest promotion." ""Our Beloved Maggie Cheung" on TVB Classic Channel" "Maggie Cheung?" "I hate her." "Really?" "But she is pretty and her acting is good." "She is the treasure of TVB." "Freeze!" "Police!" "Freeze, everyone!" "We got information." "Terrorist has set a bomb here." "The information says it is under the couch." "Don't move, it will explode once you move." "You are a police?" "Yes!" "How old are you, uncle?" "40" "Frontline workers are really stressed out." "I am building several luxury houses in the landfill." "I sell 7 thousand dollars per square foot." "Stinky?" "Of course not." "Otherwise, how can we sell it at 7 thousand dollars per square foot?" "You are such an idiot!"