"(rock music]" "Jack:" "Come on." "You've got to be excited." "We're going to the Roswell crash site in New Mexico" "Ozzy:" "...than (bleep) aliens." "Fairenough." "Thatreallyhappened." "It's just drug crazed hippies that say they came here." "Weren'tyoua drug crazed hippie?" "Andthenwe 'realso gonna do a bit of camping." "Camping?" "I'm not gonna sleep in a (bleeping) tent!" "It'sgonnabe more glamorous camping." "Thatsounds wonderful." "I'm really convinced." "Really." "Myname'sJackOsbourne and this... [camera clicks] ...is my dad Ozzy." "[applause] Heavy metal god." "Areyouready?" "PrinceofDarkness." "[maniacal laughter]" "And surprisingly enough..." "[ching]" "History nerd." "As the old saying goes... [camera clicks] Like father, like son." "So my dad and I are doing something we've always wanted to do." "We're hitting the road." "Just the two of us and a bucket list of places and things we've only ever read about in books." "Oh my god, this is amazing." "[camera clicks] Or seen on T.V. and the web." "Do you have your knife?" "Yeah." "'Causeofalldays, we might need it." "There are no roadies." "No tour busses." "Whatthe..." "[horn honks] ...is this?" "Noboundaries." "[shouting] [boom]" "Welcome to Ozzy and Jack's World Detour." "Let'srockandroll." "[country music]" "Allright,we are in New Mexico, home to Breaking Bad, alien crash sites, and atomic weaponry." "I believe in U.F.O.'s, my dad doesn't necessarily believe in U.F.O.'s." "I have been researching" "Roswell since I was a kid." "I know lots about it." "Um, so it's really cool that" "I finally get to go." "My hopes, dreams and aspirations are we do get abducted by aliens and, um, you know we unlock the secrets to the universe." "That's it." "[click]" "So, we're going to uh, a museum that, it's, it's basically a museum of atomic history in America." "They've got B twenty-nine bombers there." "They'vegotrockets." "They've got Fatman and Little Boy." "Yeah." "So,we 're here and then old" "Roswell is a bit of a drive for us but I got this really suped up camper van." "It's like this four wheel drive, like, doomsday vehicle." "Wow." "Andit'sgotatoilet." "Okay." "Allright,we 'regoing to a campsite tonight." "Won'titbe  cold at night?" "YeahbutthisR.V. has, like, heating and a hot shower." "Okay." "Shouldwe,uh ,hitthe road?" "Yeah." "Here'sourchariot." "Is--is-is this a joke?" "No." "It's the boogie wagon." "WheredoIsit ?" "In the back or the front?" "No,yousit in the front." "Iknowyou'reused to a G four but this will have to do." "[quirky music]" "Whatthe(bleep) is this?" "Dad,it'saboutbonding!" "Bonding?" "AboutyouandI farting together in the same bubble." "Thisislikea (bleep) joke." "I think I'm dreaming." "Thisiswhere you'll be sleeping." "So, what do you think?" "Should we uh, get the..." "Hittheroad." "Hittheroad." "Take your seat." "Allright." "Allright." "We'llsurvivethe..." "Ohyeah,sure." "[rock music]" "It was better than that (bleep) thing." "Well,whatdid your mobile home have besides mass amounts of alcohol, women and drugs?" "well,therewasthat." "[laughter]" "See,I-Ithought we were gonna have a tour bus." "It'sa tour camper van." "It'slikea( bleep) peasant truck." "Apeasanttruck?" "No!" "It's like the" "Breaking Bad meth camper van." "[rock music plays]" "Thegoodthingis there's a toilet you can puke in in the back." "Fááááááhell." "[laughter] [rock music]" "Thereasonwhy we had to get this camper van is that where the supposed U.F.O." "crashed is out in the middle of nowhere and you need a four by four to get there." "Well,whattimeare  we gonna get there?" "Well,we'regoing to get there tomorrow." "We're going to go to a campsite tonight." "Just" "We'regonnacamp out tonight?" "Mmmhmm." "Inthis?" "Yeah." "Oh,( bleep)." "I'llcuddleyou and keep you warm." "Youcan(bleep)off ." "[chuckles]" "It's like my career has took a dive." "Yourcareermightbein, like, a bit of a low spell right now, having to do this, but our relationship is at an all-time high." "Well." "Itcouldbeworse." "Itcouldbe worse." "Icouldbe stabbed." "Iknewmy dad wasn't the biggest fan of camping but he is a big World War II buff so before we hit the campsite, we headed out to visit a nuclear museum and I was pretty sure my dad would love it." "So, we're going to the National Museum of Nuclear Science." "Do you know that New Mexico, they call it like, an atomic ecosystem because they mined the uranium here, they build the weapons here and they test the weapons here." "Whatisuranium?" "Imean, it's an element." "No,anelement." "Oh." "[chuckles]" "Lookatthat bad boy." "Wow." "It'sa missile." "Thisiswild,man ." "[dramatic museum] [blades whirring]" "Wow, look up." "These are big planes, man." "Bigoldplane." "Really,reallycool." "J-just mind blowing." "The size of everything." "This is a nose cone." "[echoes] Hello." "That's unbelievable." "That-- lookhow big this is." "Whatisit ,asubmarine?" "[chuckles]" "In the middle of New Mexico." "Below, there's about twenty four missiles." "Below here." "[laughter]" "It's amazing we all build things to (bleep) destroy each other." "Hey,electricfuneral." "[dramatic music]" "Jim." "Jim Walther:" "How are you, Jack?" "I'mgood." "I'mJack." "Goodtoseeyou ." "Goodtoseeyou too ." "HiJim." "Mr.Osbourne, it's an honor." "I'mlookingforward to looking around." "Well,thisis an  interesting place." "We have the largest collection of nuclear weapons that people can see anywhere, including the very first ones;" "the ones that were created in the" "Manhattan Project." "Wow." "TheManhattanProject was a super secret," "American Army project to develop the atomic bomb." "And it came about because the United States was attacked by the Japanese." "That's when the United States declared war so that's when the Manhattan Project went into High gear." "Whydidtheycallitthe Manhattan Project?" "Ithinkit wasto confuse the enemy." "Yeah,okay." "So,iftheycaught wind of it they would have thought it'd have been in New York?" "Something." "Yes." "So,itcostlikeabillion dollars back then?" "Twoanda half billion dollars" "Wow!" "innineteenfortyfive." "Wow." "Ifwekeepongoing and look over here--So, this is Little Boy." "It's the one that used the highly enriched uranium." "It was simply a gun barrel." "Anditjust" "Justbanged two pieces together, and the criticality came from-- [clap] --slamming them together." "Hmm." "So,Fatmanwasthe bomb that was created using plutonium and it was the one that was dropped on Nagasaki." "So, this one was dropped on Hiroshima, on the sixth of August, and this one was dropped on Nagasaki on the ninth of August." "Also,I 'veheard that dropping the bomb saved lives." "I don't understand that." "Well,itdidbecause if the United States had had to invade the Japanese islands" "Isee!" "AmillionAmericans might have died and two million Japanese might have died defending the island." "Wow." "Howmanydecibels loud is it when it goes off?" "Iimagineit was very loud." "Itmustbe likea mega, mega" "Black Sabbath concert." "[chuckles]" "Yes!" "Infact,I saw your concert when I was seventeen years old and so I was-- Wh-where?" "Charleston,WestVirginia." "I didn't tell my parents I went." "Doyourememberseeing Jim at your concert?" "[laughter]" "Isthatthe rocket launcher one?" "Thisiscalled Davy Crockett." "That'sright." "This thing could be launched by a bazooka and it wouldn't even go far enough away that it wouldn't kill the people who shot it off." "Wow." "So,itwaskindofa last ditch defense." "ThustheDavyCrockett." "That'sit." "Yeah." "TheAlamodefense." "That'swhyit wascalled." "Yeah, in the Alamo." "And so, this is the smallest weapon we ever built." "Youfireit and you kill yourself at the same time." "Great device." "Sometimesyou just gotta go out with two birds flying high in a big (bleep) you." "[chuckles]" "Therewasonethe was-- Thebackpack." "abackpackbomb." "Thebackpackbomb is really interesting because there was a special forces team that was trained to sky dive into an area." "And it had a mechanical timer on it, right?" "Yeah." "Andyousetthe  mechanical timer and they were given like, you know, a few hours to get out on foot before it blew up." "Wow." "Thisisatrident C three and so this was--this is inside a submarine." "Mmmhmm." "There'stwenty-four of them inside each submarine." "Wow!" "Andtheyeachhavewhat , eight war heads?" "Eightwarheads, that's correct." "They'recalledmervs, they're individual war heads." "Wow." "We'regonnago  back in the vault." "And, I want to show you something that we have back there that is very rare." "Okay." "But,itwas something you could have played with if you were a boy in the fifties." "Okay." "It'sapenis." "[chuckles]" "It'snotthat." "[laughter]" "Oh my." "Inappropriate." "Iknewit was gonna be cold," "I just didn't know it was gonna be this windy." "I'm hoping that the wind will die down when the sun fully sets." "No,itwon't." "We're gonna freeze our asses off." "I'm gonna get sick, your mum's gonna go mad." "Well,nothingnewthere." "Ohyeah." "[country music]" "Iwantto show you something that we have that is very rare." "So,wewereatthe National Museum of Nuclear Science." "A quick side trip on our way to the" "Roswell U.F.O. crash site." "Okay." "Ifyouguys would stand right here." "Okay." "MichaelJackson." "Therewego ." "[imitates Michael Jackson's voice]" "And the museum director had something special to show us." "Whatisthis?" "Checkthisout." "This was-- [gasps]" "Ireadaboutthis!" "themostdangeroustoy  you could but in nineteen fifty." "The Gilbert, U Two Thirty Eight Atomic" "Energy Lab And this thing had real, atomic material in it." "Wow." "Radioactivematerial." "Weaponsgrade?" "Or not?" "No, no." "But, it was still radioactive." "SO, this had all of these experiments that you could do as a boy in nineteen fifty." "Cloud chamber could help you see electrons and cosmic rays coming in." "There was a--a Geiger counter-like counting machine here." "Pretty cool toy for nineteen fifty." "Not very many of them were made." "In fact, they never made money on these at all." "Really?" "I am surprised!" "The--the good thing about it was you knew where the kids were all the time 'cause they glowed in the dark." "Youcouldjust let them out in the woods and you just see these glowing beings." "Where'sBilly?" "Oh he 'sout-- There he is!" "[laughter]" "Cool,allrightJim ." "Allrighty." "Thank you." "ThankyouJack, it's a pleasure." "Appreciateit." "Anhonor." "Godblessyou." "Thank you, Ozzy." "I've always been a big fan." "Oh,thankyou." "Sinceway,wayback." "Thankyouverymuch." "Thankyou,sir." "[rock music] Leavingthenuclearmuseum glowing behind us, we headed onwards to partake in one of my favorite past time activities:" "Camping." "And, half of the fun of camping is buying completely useless gear you'll only ever use once." "Youknow,Ihavesome  sleeping bags, I have a couple tents, but we still need to stock up on some stuff." "Iwantto getaknife." "Okay." "I'vealwayshada thing for knives." "Stab." "Stab." "Stab." "[chuckles]" "They'llhaveplenty of stuff here." "They have electric socks." "Whatthe(bleep)doI want  electric socks for?" "Itkeepsyourfeetwarm ." "They're like little heating" "Knowingme, I'll blow myself up." "Why, at your age, have you suddenly gone mad (bleep) on camping?" "I'vealways loved camping." "I mean, when I was nineteen I spent like six months living in a tent." "Every time that we'd go climbing in Yosemite we'd spend, like, weeks in a tent." "Oneithernatural rock ledges or on porter ledges that you unfold, to, like, hammock." "Whatdoyoudowhen  you've got to go for a piss?" "Youpissoff the ledge." "Youcan(bleep)up." "[chuckles]" "Ooh." "Thisiscool." "Thisis(bleep) unbelievable." "Awesome." "I thinkthe guns are over here." "Thisisso (bleep)big ." "Iknow,it is ." "Well, I'm set." "Let's go." "So, I got what I needed." "Whatarethey?" "Slippers." "You can get the large if you want." "Yeah,we--wellwiththat much cam--camouflage," "I'll blend in great." "Uh,rightoverhere." "Itwillcomewitha leather sheath as well." "Youlikethatone ?" "Yep." "Yeah." "Yougot,um ,thermals?" "Like, long underwear?" "Idon'tneedthem." "Areyousure?" "You're always cold." "The( bleep)isthat?" "Youwillnotbe cold in that." "Ithoughtwe 'd get a little stove." "This is good." "A nice, charcoal grill." "So you can have a fire without having a fire." "That'sit, I think." "Yeah,that'sall we really needed because we've got everything else in the van." "[upbeat music]" "Oh,yeah?" "You got it on your hip?" "Yeah." "Excitedaboutcamping?" "No." "Iloveagoodcampfire." "Isthereacampfire?" "Thereisflames ergo fire." "Youknowthe whole thing about camping is building a fire and you can't" "(bleep) do that anymore." "Well,because it's just been so dry in the south west, we can only cook with charcoal or gas." "The concern is that like, if a hot ember flies off and lands in a tree, it's like, everything goes up." "So" "It--it's( bleep) too cold for a hot ember to fly anywhere." "[laughs]" "So,youhavethe great fire of Albuquerque." "[laughs]" "I'minthecorner, sucking my thumb, crying." "[suckling noise] [chuckles]" "Thefutureis ours,son ." "Lookoutforsitethirty-six." "Thirty..." "Oh!" "Thirty-six." "Where?" "Righthere." "Seeit." "Whatisthisplace?" "Thisisaplacewhere dreams come to live." "All right." "[sighs]" "Wheredowe  actually park?" "We'reparked." "This is it." "This is where we drop anchor." "Here?" "Yeah." "It'snotvery adventurous to me." "It'sallin  the spirit." "Youkeepsaying that but what does that mean?" "Ilovethespirit of camping." "The outdoors, the quiet." "[chuckles] [upbeat music]" "Oh,nicehat." "Youcamp." "Irock." "[chuckles]" "What the hell is that?" "Thisisabunch of camping gear." "We are going to pitch a tent." "Where'dyouget a tent from?" "Ibroughtall this from home." "So, you and me are gonna pitch this." "WhatdoIwant to pitch a tent for?" "I'm sleeping in there, aren't I?" "You'resleeping in there, but I'm sleeping in here and we're a team." "Grab that corner." "All right, so-- WhyamIdoingthis ?" "Here'swhatI need you to do." "If you can, I need you to get under here." "So, get in there." "Sit." "You got to get in and sit down." "Andwhat?" "Getinandsit down." "And then in the back corner, like, look" "What( bleep)backcorner?" "Feeditto the opposite corner." "So, I'm gonna-- Whichone?" "Thiscorner?" "Yeah,soI'm gonna stick it in this corner and then I need you." "Yougetin here." "I don't know what the" "(bleep) you're talking about." "I must be insane." "Justletgo ,dad." "Let it go 'cause you're--you're messing." "Okay, we are nearly in business." "Dad,justgo  stand over there." "Ah!" "Homesweethome." "[country music]" "Doyouwantto get the charcoal out and maybe light the um, barbecue?" "No." "Okay." "Doyouwant to at least go get the food?" "[exhales loudly]" "Thefridge." "Jack!" "Yeah." "Whatdoyouwant me to bring?" "The sausages?" "Yeah,justbring everything out for dinner." "Oh( bleep)." "What?" "Whatareyougoing to cook it in?" "Uh,thegrill." "Okay." "Let'sgetcoalsgoing 'cause this takes a while." "All righty." "[clanking]" "Let's see if I can." "Wow,Jack." "Wehavefire." "Youlikethat?" "All right, so you tend to that." "You kind of block the wind." "Allright, I'll block the wind." "You can't even block the wind without complaining." "Jack,itain't my scene, dude." "(Bleep) camping." "Hereyougo ." "Get in front of the fire." "Iam." "(Bleep) November out here." "I'm must be nuts." "Iknewit was gonna be cold," "I just didn't know it was gonna be this windy." "But, I'm hoping that the wind will die down when the sun fully sets." "No,itwon't." "We're gonna freeze our asses off." "I'm gonna get sick, your mum's gonna go mad." "Well,nothingnewthere." "Ohyeah." "Asthesunset , it got colder and colder." "Whoseideawas this to go camping?" "Now,I 'mgonna cook and uh, I'll be right back." "You sit tight." "[bell chiming]" "Mydad'sgetting soft in his old age, you know?" "Whathappened?" "HereI am,rolledup sleeves, out here braving the weather." "Cooking our dinner." "Just, can't hang anymore." "Thisispitiful." "This is absolutely pitiful." "It's a tough life." "Ahoy." "Herewe go ." "[slam]" "Love this (bleep)." "Yougotlayerson." "You got thermals." "You're eating." "I have survived in snow caves." "I have survived in jungles-- nothing but my childlike sense of wonder and a bit of true grit." "Okay." "You're (bleep) nuts." "[chuckles]" "You definitely are an Osbourne." "Without any shadow of a doubt." "Icookedyou the perfect steak." "WillI ?" "Well, yeah." "Absolutely." "Yeah, I'll be fine." "Yeah." "Earlynight?" "Earlynight." "Dawn." "Sunrise." "Go for a jog." "Abso-(bleep)-lutely." "[chuckles]" "My son, I love ya." "[groans] [laughter] [dramatic music] [winds howling]" "Yeah,I meanI've camped in, like, the snow." "I've camped in snow caves and ya know, spent weeks in tents." "You'regoingto sleep." "Soyeah,camping like this does not bother me at all." "Like, I'm not fazed by this." "I will sleep just as well out here if not better than I would at a hotel." "[thunder crash]" "I'm not bothered." "[zip] [click]" "What'sa petroglyph, do you know?" "Apetroglyphis  kind of like carving." "It's like, in stone." "That looks like a weird little alien." "No, it looks like a skull!" "Doesn't that look like a skull?" "Thattoo." "[peaceful music]" "It was morning and somehow, I survived a night of sub-zero weather while my dad enjoyed the comfort of the camper van he so loathed." "There you are!" "Fááááááhell." "Morning." "Howareya ?" "I'mgood, how you doing?" "I'mjustmaking some tea." "Do you want some tea?" "Oh,I would love some tea." "I was freezing my ass off last night." "[zip]" "Imaginethat." "I mean, did you feel the wind in here at all?" "No..." "Imean,it  literally felt like a rhino was coming up to my tent and just shaking it." "It'sgood for the soul." "Makes you appreciate what you have at home." "Ohyeah." "You know that I," "I had this weird dream last night, you know?" "I dreamt.." "Thatwasn'tadream." "At like four thirty in the morning I was trying to get in here, but you locked the (bleep) door." "Oh." "R-really?" "Yes." "Sorry." "Atonepoint, when I woke up," "I had snot frozen." "[chuckles]" "Frozen all onto my mustache 'cause it was like that cold in my tent." "(Bleep)hell." "AndI waslike,gee ." "And that's when I came to be like," "(bleep) this, I'm getting in that camper and I came to, like, try and open the door and you'd locked it." "I didn't want to bang to because" "I didn't want to wake you." "I( beep)wasasleep!" "Whywouldyoulock the camper when we're in the middle of nowhere?" "If I hear you screaming, hey, it's the spirit of camping." "[laughs]" "Youreadyto go ?" "I'mready,yeah." "Highfive." "[clap] [chuckles]" "This is a bit ridiculous, freezing our asses off." "Iwillconcur with that statement." "But, that hat looked good on you." "[chuckles]" "Although a little tired, we went back on the road to Roswell, where I had hope to prove to my dad that aliens did exist." "Ugh, traffic." "No!" "No!" "No,no traffic!" "Please god, no traffic!" "Dad( bleep), why is there traffic?" "We're in the middle of (bleep) nowhere." "Whyisthis happening to us?" "Why is this (bleep) happening to me?" "Vacuum cleaners and (bleep) traffic jams." "What?" "Whatis it about vacuums that you hate?" "[mimics vacuum]" "You can't think straight when you're around it (bleep) things." "I'mgoingto getyou aleaf  blower for Christmas." "(bleep)off." "You'll be wearing it up your ass." "[chuckles]" "¶ I'm on a roll again ¶" "Withthetraffic jam in our rear view mirror, our next stop was petroglyph national monument." "What'sa petroglyph, do you know?" "Apetroglyphis  kind of like carving." "It's like, in stone." "So, I thought we'd go see what it's all about." "Yeah,okay." "Youknow,the reason I--I'm kind of into the petroglyphs is they have like, humans and then they have beings with like, big heads and big eyes and--and some of them, they have like, things that look like" "Theydid." "But they also draw these spaceship looking things" "Whatdoyoumean?" "Thisisnothightech ." "No!" "Whoalook-- Ifyoudid,itworked." "The only good thing is they've got a-- they've" "That'sa greatthing." "Petroglyph National Monument, next exit." "It'sa ( bleep)playground!" "[laughs]" "Well,justbeyondthe  playground is these petroglyphs." "Now, it says to walk through the playground but I think this is kind of weird, that to enter a national park, we have to walk through a children's playground." "Theyheard you were coming." "[groans]" "Youknowwhere you're going?" "I'mjustfollowing the path." "Yeah." "Ohyeah." "They're just--it's too cold for them." "Well, they would be in the sun right now." "There's a snake right there!" "(bleep)off." "[chuckles]" "I'm sixty-seven years of age." "You'relikea (bleep) gazelle." "Nimble." "Fast." "Oh look." "[intriguing music]" "Look at the eye." "Where'stheeye?" "What eye?" "Itlookslikeaneye." "Whateye?" "Lookattherock." "Although it kind of does look like a U.F.O., yeah." "Oh and look!" "Look at this one, right here." "See this rock right here?" "Ohyeah." "Lookatlike the horns and the face." "It'sa cow!" "So,there'sa place where a lot of different Native Americans would congregate." "Andhavesex." "I'msure,maybe, sex has happened here." "Look,what'sthis?" "This looks like a weird, humanoid thing." "That looks like a weird little alien." "No, it looks like a skull!" "Doesn't that look like a skull?" "Thattoo." "Look at that." "Whoa." "That'salien." "Itlookslikearobot." "Guywithasquare head and big ears." "Wow,that'skind of creepy." "That's a definite, ominous looking face." "No.there'sno way." "They've got pictures like this fifty years ago." "Allright." "Fifty-one." "Don." "Don:" "Jack." "What'sgoing on gentlemen?" "Followus." "Allright." "Howdowe not know if they were a pair of fáááááá serial killers?" "Where the (bleep) are we going?" "They took us to this remote place, killed us, buried us." "Nobody would ever have found us." "Who'sgoingto find their way out here?" "Souh,we 'reheaded down to Roswell." "You excited to get there?" "Bytheway,Ibrought our drone with us." "In fact, I brought two." "I thought it would be good to get some practice in with it." "Ithoughtit would be a good tool to get, like, a really solid birds-eye view of the crash site." "[stutters]" "Because we've got the camera on it." "I don't know, it's been sixty years but there might be some-- Indentationor" "Yeah,I 'dimagineif  something was like, travelling the speed of light and then blew up..." "Mmmhmm." "Well,no." "There's been other U.F.O." "sightings here since." "Do you want me to break you down the theory?" "Yeah." "So,thetheory goes like this." "America tests a first nuclear weapon in nineteen forty-five." "In White Sands, New Mexico." "Yeah." "Allofitsnuclear bombers are here and weaponry is all in New Mexico at this time period." "Cause there was no missiles in nineteen forty seven." "One night a mysterious thing crashes." "So, the first statement released was it was a U.F.O. The first statement." "They actually said, Yep." "A U.F.O. crashed and the air force admits to it." "Well,thenthenextcouple days, they said it was a weather balloon." "Then like, twenty years later, they said it was a high altitude balloon that was used as, like, a spy balloon." "Then, in the nineties, they released a statement saying actually, all that was bááááááá, it was high altitude sky divers." "What?" "That'sbollocks." "Now,theinteresting thing about all four of those excuses, right." "The only one that has witnesses, and by witnesses--over four hundred people-- is the U.F.O. one." "The U.F.O. story." "No one else has ever come forward to be like, Yeah, it was a balloon." "Butsomeonewould have had some concrete ev, proof by now." "Now,there'saguy  who runs a mortuary down here, right." "He got called from the government and he had to deliver them four child-size coffins." "Mmm." "Whichisinteresting." "Why would-- why would you need--why would the military need child coffins?" "Withmydadhaving completed his lesson in Roswell U.F.O. one oh one, the time had come for me to study up... on how the hell to fly a drone." "Operation drone flight." "The plan was to fly an expensive camera equipped drone over the Roswell crash site." "But, I figured it would be smart to learn the basics on a more cost effective model." "Well,no,thisisan implement to observe." "Stand back." "Okay." "[blades whirring] [quizzical music]" "The controls are reversed!" "Ah!" "(Bleep)hell." "It's like a (bleep) insect, isn't it?" "Whatthe(bleep)iswrong?" "This thing sucks." "[upbeat music]" "[beeping]" "Oh,oh,oh !" "Didyou see ?" "Do it again and see." "No,dad,your hair is going to get caught in that." "No,I 'vegot (bleep) legs." "No,dad,yourhair." "Like, look how close your hair is to it." "Okay." "I need a haircut." "[intriguing music]" "Ah!" "See?" "You just (bleep) ruined it." "Ihaven't(bleep) done anything." "[whirring]" "Oh." "Allright." "[triumphant music]" "Wow." "[crash]" "It's( bleep)." "Rock,paper,scissor." "Who's going to get it." "Youcan(bleep)off ." "Doyouhave your knife?" "Yes." "'Causeofalldays, we might need it." "Forwhat?" "Closeencounters." "Oh,you're(bleep)stoned, you are." "[country music]" "So,I finallymadeitto Roswell New Mexico." "I have been reading about this place since" "I was ten or eleven." "Me and my dad are going to be going to the International U.F.O. Museum and we're going to sit down and have a chat with a man named Frank Kimbler, who happens to be a geologist and" "U.F.O. expert." "Cool thing with him is that 'cause he's a geologist, he's actually studying the physical crash site, like, that's his--his area." "Um, and I want to go to the crash site, I do." "So, good times." "[click]" "Let's go Roswell, let's go." "[knocks]" "Howdy?" "Hello." "Sleepgood?" "Idid,didyou ?" "Iwentunconscious for about six hours." "Metoo." "Do youhave your knife?" "Yes." "'Causeofalldays, we might need it." "Forwhat?" "Closeencounters." "Ohyouare(bleep)stoned, you are." "Oh, it's sunny!" "You know what?" "What?" "[laughter]" "This is my first time ever in (bleep) Roswell." "[intergalactic noise]" "Where are the aliens?" "We'vebeentakenup." "This is crazy." "Look at all the alien stuff." "Alien spacecraft." "Flyingsaucers." "Heh,look, Area Fifty One." "Could there be more alien sááá here?" "Look." "Those are great." "I'mnotsaying it's aliens, but it's literally the alien zone." "Like" "We'rein the zone, baby." "It's really (bleep) weird to--to be in" "Roswell right now." "Yeah." "I mean, I've literally read about this place for ages." "Iknow." "Ihave mixed feelings." "Nobody is absolutely, categorically..." "Convincedyou." "...convincedme." "Ifirmlybelieve that we only exist because some extraterrestrial being came here and decided to" "Experiment." "Experiment." "Exactly." "Imean, I think it's B.S." "TheU.F.O.Museum was created as a direct result of the alleged U.F.O. crash near Roswell." "This is cool." "It's visited by thousands of people each year, who share the same curiosity about the existence of extraterrestrials." "Thisisfááááááweird." "Iknewmy dad was a skeptic, so I hoped that Frank Kimbler, our U.F.O." "expert, could give us a tour and, hopefully, open my dad's mind a bit." "It's off." "My kind of people, they like to smoke." "Ohlook,thisis all, this is White Sands testing range." "So, this is where they test all the missiles." "How's it going?" "You must be Frank." "Frank Kimbler:" "I'm Frank!" "Nicetomeetyou ,Frank." "Nicetomeetyou too ." "SoFrank,you'vebeen researching this for a long time I take it." "Right?" "I'vealwaysbeen interested, a little bit, in U.F.O.s, but started reading all the books and all the documentaries and everything and then what I did was, I went out there and started using some of my science knowledge" "as a geology instructor." "Mmmhmm." "Iwentouttothe--tothe crash site and um, the artifacts that I found are kind of unique." "They're pieces of metal and uh, they basically looked very similar to-- aluminum trash is what it looks like." "Mmmhmm." "However,the crash site is--is clean." "nobody camps out there and there's no uh, there's nothing out there except cows." "It's remote." "And then, some of the mysterious things that have happened around the objects that I have found--Uh, they have disappeared in the mail." "I had one, basically I sent it to a university, and it--it disappeared out of the package." "You know, my computer's been hacked a couple of times and uh, I've actually had laser beams come into my house." "It scared my family to death." "They said, Dad, what are you doing?" "I,no,it wasn't Halloween." "I think they were trying to listen in by reflecting laser light off the windows." "IsittheDIA .?" "Is it the NSA?" "Is it, like, what agency would that fall under?" "Ihaveno idea." "And things disappearing, it's called..." "Imean-- I'mnotsayingit'sanalien , but it's an alien." "There you go, you're starting to believe already." "We're going to get you into cosplay pretty soon." "Just wait." "What?" "Don'tworryaboutit." "[electronic whirring]" "Themuseumat onetime, offered a million dollars for any pieces of the Roswell spacecraft." "Ithinkthereare ." "Oh,( bleep)hell." "Okay, Jack." "So,whatdo youthink about the story?" "Somethingdefinitely crashed which was of unknown origin." "Ithinkwe 'reon  the same wavelength on that one because that was the belief that I had." "What about your dad?" "What does he..." "Dad, what do you think?" "It'sweird." "It's too strange." "Aw,wegottatake you out there." "I'min." "Wemightbe able to convince you." "Right." "Wemightmakea believer out of him." "Wemight--wemightmake a believer out of you." "Wherethe(bleep) are we going?" "I'mgonnatakeyou  out to the desert and leave you forever." "[country music]" "So,letme ask you a question." "Do you believe in that stuff?" "Ithinkit  most definitely..." "Imean,allI'm saying" "Isaymostdefinitely." "I guess I" "Somethinghappened very peculiarly." "IguessIchooseto believe in the narrative that it was something explainable happened." "After over twenty years of dreaming of seeing the alien crash site at Roswell," "I was finally going to step on hallowed ground." "Frank, who we met at the U.F.O. Museum, was taking us along with U.F.O. expert, Don Schmitt." "Now, the good thing about this guy, Don, is that he's done so much research and he's interviewed so many people." "I mean, he wrote like, the book." "TheBible." "Yeah." "A bookthathe wrote, it's like, the one everyone refers to." "Yeah,okay." "Don." "Don Schmitt:" "Jack." "What'sgoingon gentlemen?" "Followus." "Allright." "It was a little weird though, when we pulled up to Don Schmitt and" "Frank and they just kind of like, eyes forward, Follow us." "(Bleep)aliens." "Yes." "I 'mgoing to take you out to the desert and leave you forever." "Wherethe(bleep) are we going?" "Well,I would like to officially say, whether you'll admit it or not, the only reason we're actually out here is basically because of you." "Well,you'retheone who  bought me all of the" "UFO books back in the day." "No!" "No,no ,no ,no ." "So,technically, it's your fault." "I'm not saying" "It'syourfaultyou 're (bleep) insane with aliens!" "It's all bollocks, if you ask me." "[laughs]" "Icantellyou now , without going," "Thisishistory." "Thisisstupid." "[beeping]" "Greetings." "[laughs]" "Likea greetingsof aliens from outer space, right." "Thisiswhat'scalled the debris field." "Okay." "So,thisis--this is the spot." "Wow." "Arewe like, currently standing in it or is it--?" "We'rerightin  the heart of it." "The upper pinnacle would have been just right in through here." "Itoldyou,it would be nothing but a flat field for as far as you can see." "You could have been anywhere." "How,I mean,howoften do you think people come on out here and are rooting around?" "We'veneverrevealed the uh, coordinates." "Only us." "And as you observed, who's going to find their way out here." "Yeah." "I mean, you literally have to know, like pinpoint." "Right." "Whenwemet those guys for the first time, how do we not know if they were a pair of (bleep) serial killers?" "They took us to this remote place, killed us, buried us." "Nobody would ever have found us like they've never found the (bleep) alien space craft." "FormerPresident Bill Clinton." "He still is lamenting the fact that he spent eight years in the oval office and he couldn't get the truth about what happened here." "Wow." "Imean,he talked specifically about Roswell." "Kindofmakesyou  wonder who, who's in command." "Yeah." "Thisareahereis where the witnesses described the gauge." "Something artificial skipped across the ground." "Andso,I'mguessing, however many miles in that direction is where the ship ended up?" "Well,threequarters of a mile." "Mmmhmm." "Andthatstuffwas thinand light weight." "You know, there's reports of it blowing, getting stuck in the weeds and up against the fence line." "All, and it's three quarters of a mile to the fence line so that stuff was like, blowing in the wind, scattered several hundred yards' wide and three quarters of a mile long." "All this work that I've done out here, I've got," "I've got some pieces I'd like to show you." "They're, they're sitting back in the truck." "I'dloveto  check it out." "Here'soneof the military buttons." "Wow." "Anduh,so thisisjust a tiny piece but uh, it's a phenolic epoxy resin." "It shouldn't be here." "They didn't have it in forty seven." "ThisI don't, it hasn't been tested." "That's a good question." "The only thing I know is that it happened later than nineteen forty seven." "Butitdoesn't not-not prove anything." "Ifyouwantto believe, you'll believe that pigs can fly, you know?" "Ifyouputapiginan airplane, they can fly." "[chuckles]" "Andthisis thecoolstuff, right here." "I'm gonna take this out." "This has been tested and this is the stuff that has almost three percent molybdenum in it which is absolutely impossible." "The isotope signature for that is earth but the composition is unknown." "Youwantedto say aluminum, didn't you?" "Youarealegalalien." "Oh,herethe (bleep) you go." "Gentlemen,thanks you so much for the uh, guided tour of the history of Roswell U.F.O. crash." "Exactly." "Oh,you'rewelcome." "Doesn't have a trail map, does it but it, uh" "No,itdoesn't." "Anduh,guysdoyou mind if we stick around and play with the drone for a bit?" "Oh,no." "Aslongas the wind doesn't take it away." "Allright." "Havefun." "Aslongas we  don't crash it either." "[chuckles]" "Let'strythis bad boy out." "I wanna see if we can spot anything from the sky." "Standbackbecause if this thing turns on, it will take your finger off." "Allright,herewego." "Standback!" "Standback!" "We'rerecording." "[blades whirring] [rock music]" "It'sa littlewobbly." "[groaning]" "Itsoundslikea (bleep) vacuum cleaner and I (bleep) hate them." "I'mreallynotgood at flying this drone." "Look at it, he's all like-- [mimics sound effects]" "Tellyou,it 'shavinga nervous breakdown." "Goingdown,oh sááá." "Umm ." "[unintelligible] [triumphant music] U.F.O.!" "U.F.O.!" "Beam me up, Scotty." "Shouldweseehow  high we can get it." "Seventy-five, eighty." "Wow, a hundred meters." "Robotic voice:" "Maximum flight altitude reached." "Canyouimagine this whole area littered with debris from some alien space ship?" "One from ten." "Ten being a hundred percent believer, one being like, No, it's just a piss take." "I'mthinkingabout a six." "I'm--I'matanine." "[grumbles]" "No, I'm at a nine." "I'm not a hundred percent, 'cause you can never be a hundred percent, but I'mpretty damn close." "I'ma believer." "Ithinkthat  the truth is out there." "Ithinkthat you're (bleep) out there." "Didn'tyouwrite a song called Believer?" "Yes,butit  wasn't about -- [laughs] it wasn't about believing in aliens." "Iinterpretedthat as about believing in aliens." "[ominous music]" "(Bleep),yougotta follow the roads." "Oops." "[crashing] [laughter]" "(Bleep)hell,Jack." "Imean,Iwasn't exactly going fast." "Look,four-wheeldrive pile of (bleep)." "[flames crackling]"