"Ah!" "Son of a-- earp." "The word you're looking for is earp." "Did bobo have anything to do with the attack" "On the homestead?" "Why can't i remember anything?" "Was it lou that took away my memories?" "Or was it bobo?" "Who abducted willa?" "And how does he know me?" "I don't even know you!" "Willa earp!" "Willa earp?" "I'll be goddamned." "it all makes sense now." "What does?" "Uh-uh." "Goddamn!" "The surge." "The what?" "Ok." "Two years" "Before wynonna came to town" "We all felt it." "There was this powerful rippling" "Throughout the ghost river triangle." "We didn't think anything of it." "am i?" "huh?" "Bitch on bitch" "Makes for very bankable entertainment." "bourbon bob you think this is a game" "It's one i came back to finish." "And this time" "I make the rules." "And no one will stop me." "not black badge" "And certainly not a useless son of a goddamned bitch" "Like you." "no--!" "He wasn't giving us anything." "He wasn't ours to kill." "Dolls-- ...Has nothing to do with this curse" "And has a serious attitude problem." "wynonna." "who does?" "I need to find out why bobo showed up at the homestead." "I had a clear shot at him and you-- i panicked." "Bobo knows things about me." "I saw it in his eyes." "all those answers go away." "Ok?" "No." "Wynonna" "What is happening to us?" "What's happening" "Is that we're down a gun." "Because as far as heirs go It looks like there are two." " What do you see?" "my forehead." "Don't tell me what to do." "i'm calling it." "Hypnotizing a cult victim?" "It could fry her brain." "It's ok." "I can do this." "Good." "Good." "breathe out." "nothing in particular" "Just being." "What do you see?" "they've got me." "help me!" "Daddy!" "Wynonna!" "He has his hand" "Over my mouth." "Shh." "He's saying not to scream." "If you scream" "I'm going back for your sisters to skin them alive." "Malcolm." "I'm glad i killed him first." "We need to try again." "No." "I'll get nicole to drive her home." "How many times do i have to tell you?" "That stuff is poison." "I've been dressing her wound for the past two days." "Yeah." "And i've been re-dressing it." "Coconut oil." "We used it" "On everything at the commune." "You don't have to be here every time." "I know what i'm doing." "hey" "Why don't you pop out" "And i'll talk to you later?" "Sure." "I'll just... pop out." "wasn't i?" "No." "It's fine." "i have to learn" "How to be around regular people again." "Until then..." "You've got me." "Hm." "can we talk about and narrow down" "Who tried to assassinate you?" "lucado" "You think your own boss tried to snuff you out?" "We have a pretty contentious relationship." "And i gotta explore" "All options." "Doc." "you joking?" "No." "He's an option." "He fled town." "He didn't "flee." you gave him a car." "There may be a lot of people that want me dead" "But it ain't doc holliday." "he'd just deliver the dynamite himself." "he is classy like that." "if you want me to put an apb out on him-- no." "I'm not asking for anything." "I really don't give a shit where he went." "Ok." "Yeah." "look at this stuff." "yeah." "I found this when i disposed of the bodies." "Those are elements indicative of rangers." "Those are your peeps." "Yeah." "huh?" "Apparently not." "But the elements here-- the machetes." "drugs" "Delicious potato salad that'll go from lips to hips in five seconds." "You know what?" "They have a chapter here in town." "Bet it started" "With ex-servicemen." "We make a pretty good team." "We should get t-shirts." "Don't push it." "you got a sec?" "Anything for purgatory's finest." "Other than me of course." "When did you--?" "This morning." "What is it?" "I'll deal with it." "Thanks." "Right." "earp." "There's no rest for the wicked." "but the boys are worried" "That we won't be crossing over." "Again." "Dissenters will be punished." "Everything is in place." "I said everything." "Now go press my pant suit." "Go." "cryderman?" "champagne" "Rivers of champagne." "And the wainwright?" "why would you want that old hotel" "When i can get you-- bobo." "That is a bobo no-no." "i swear." "Huzzah." "He lives to see another day." "please." "Make it stop." "Bravo." "Bravo!" "you never disappoint." "right there." "and our plan will be perfection." "It's a happy day." "honey?" "for starters" "My coat may be cute but it's way too thin for this weather" "And then i totally forgot to exfoliate this morning" "And now i have to take the biggest whiz." "Mind if we step inside for just a sec?" "Much as i'd like to see you with your panties off" "You all can go screw yourselves a good day." "right?" "How's that?" "Because when you litter..." "Oof!" "I hit you in the heart." "bitch." "earp." "Yes sir" "Mr. Deputy marshal." "I'm exhausted." "Hey... baby." "Shit." "my god." "Sorry." "Wow." "Wynonna never said anything" "About you being a..." "A gay." "Oh geez." "You haven't told her." "I have to go." "Call me later." "Wynonna'd probably be pretty pissed if she found out wouldn't she?" "There it is." "You remember that beam?" "When i was four" "You caught me going through daddy's drawer if..." "I walked across that beam." "I didn't..." "Daddy was-- what?" "Attentive?" "Huh?" "Aware of your birthday?" "i could have broken my neck." "I figured you all for human." "The machetes don't discriminate." "Me either!" "Welcome aboard the earp express." "Enjoy your trip to hell." "That ain't working right." "It's fine." "Alright." "Start talking alright!" "huh?" "man." "Sometimes he hires us to pull jobs." "Cryderman." "Where the hell is he?" "And why does he want me dead?" "I don't know." "We just picked up a bag of money from shorty's" "Didn't ask for nothing but a picture for the hit." "i'm gonna need that bag." "Shit." "If i'd known your life was worth this much..." "We're giving it to charity." "Of course." "Puppies and orphans." "Perfect." "something happened back there-- you did well." "Ok?" "Man... when i first met you... you were a mess." "Hey! "hot." "I prefer "hot" mess." "Now i wouldn't want to fight with anyone else by my side." "alright?" "Nedley found the car on the edge of the ghost river triangle." "It was pointed back towards purgatory." "so..." "Earp it'd be doc holliday." "He'd only just learned to drive." "You can't come here." "I'm not going to hurt you." "You already have." "I can see it in your eyes." "i'll remember how" "And i'll come for you." "bobo del rey." "You can't kill me." "No." "But i can bring the pain." "I'm so sorry i made you walk on beams." "no." "I'm sorry i called you a bitch." "In my head." "What's that?" "I have no idea what it means." "I think i do." "oh!" "happening on you like i done." "Yeah." "Your knife skills" "Are legendary." "I've been a fan for years." "it is so nice to meet an admirer." "you are the spitting image vinnie." "You ratted him out to wynonna." "my friend." "isn't it?" "Big bubba." "Of course." "And i suspect from your fine chemistry skills" "Mr. Bubba" "That you are here on assignment." "For whom?" "I want a lesson." "I want answers." "And my hat." "Since we're opening up to one another." "Bobo del rey." "That's who hired me." "Any specifics on this "job?" "one answer" "One lesson." "And i'm keeping the hat." "Of course." "Yah." "this time... yeah." "...Plant your feet as though rooted to the very ground." "Now i beg of you" "And i do mean beg not the shoulder." "I cannot emphasize this enough." "The elbow!" "mr." "Bubba." "A faster learner there never was." "Yah." "if you don't mind." "Ahh!" "Much obliged." "how long do you intend to keep me here?" "Yah." "Until they're gone." "Who?" "Everyone." "god." "then they're winning." "And i will not let them win." "we don't have to go in guns blazing." "We have time." "Huh." "Tell that to cryderman." "What?" "Cryderman?" "I think he's about to kill himself." "Hey!" "Quick!" "No!" "I wanna die." "judge." "crybaby." "You hired a bunch" "Of ex-military bikers to assassinate me." "Why?" "He forced my hand." "Who?" "Bobo." "It's always been bobo." "He cuts and i bleed." "my very soul." "He's reduced me to nothing." "Aww." "huh?" "Wow!" "Full circle." "Pure poetry." "You two could walk away from this prison." "I'm a lifer." "You gotta start talking." "Bobo's throwing a party tonight at the old wainwright." "less heritage hotel." "He insisted." "Anything about a clue?" "A lead?" "He's obsessed with that thing." "It's a thing?" "So what is it?" "Does he have it?" "No idea." "Right." "right?" "Maybe the lead could be there." "We get in there there goes his ticket out of the triangle." "Alright." "You're gonna get us into that party." "Do you not check your mail?" "no guns." "everybody." "All of the town." "Even..." "Yeah." "no." "I can't." "Bobo will know i betrayed him." "We'll protect you" "Don't worry." "You can barely protect yourselves." "Who are we kidding?" "shit happens." "Shit happens." "Ha!" "I like that." "The ground here tremors more than open fields." "But not enough for the big city." "are we?" "'spose we are." "No doubt the powder there will play" "A significant part in one of bobo's" "More nefarious plans." "The most significant part." "It's complicated." "You know" "There was a time when i fashioned my own gunpowder" "And though the ratio of a perfect 75:15:10 was imperative" "I found the secret was in crafting my own." "You made your own saltpeter?" "if you saw" "What this could do..." "Son" "I'm frickin' doc holliday." "Nothing impresses me anymore." "frickin'" "Doc holliday..." "Ha!" "There's a pleasant fragrance." "Peaches?" "Yeah." "Peaches." "Hello!" "yah." "shh." "little rabbit." "Oh..." "Oh... yeah!" "yah!" "Oh..." "Wonderful." "no boats" "No people." "swan reservoir sure is creepy." "You recognize anything?" "No." "Do you think this is where...?" "Yeah." "It's a protected bird sanctuary" "In the ever revenant-friendly ghost river triangle." "The perfect place to..." "Cage a-- to cage a young bird." "Willa?" "This is it." "Some cage." "The view's quite pretty." "Seriously?" "I'm sorry." "This is so many different kinds of horrible." "I was learning" "To ride a bike" "And playing woodland princess after school" "And you..." "Maybe this wasn't a good idea." "A woman." "With a pink car." "A witch." "Constance clootie." "Do you even know the definition of "free?" "You." "Can." "Go." "What did you do to my head?" "Gave it a little cleanse." "gone." "dear." "Now come on." "Chop chop." "She may have rescued me" "But i had no idea what price i would pay." "Your memories." "They're coming back now." "They are." "they are." "There's so much to do." "Dolls?" "Why in the world would you need my dress size?" "Hey." "This is what you'll be wearing to the winter solstice." "cool." "What does it do?" "It covers your body." "but is it bulletproof?" "to none of those things." "I can bring my own damn dress." "You wearing your midriff- baring baby tee and your "good jeans" isn't really black tie." "not scare them." "Ha!" "Bobo will do that." "Yeah." "Nothing but dark corners and lots of rooms." "whatever he's looking for" "It's a total mystery." "What part of "stay on the homestead" "Didn't you understand?" "We found it." "The swan reservoir." "The place i was kept all those years." "It was bobo." "And these were scattered everywhere." "But then i was rescued." "Yeah" "By constance clootie." "But she erased my memories." "Constance clootie" "Never does anything unless it benefits constance clootie." "There's more." "We have a deal?" "Where have all the honorable men gone?" "i suppose." "Your great-granddaddy wyatt would never have aligned with a revenant." "I'm not wyatt." "No shit." "But what's done is done." "So are we in agreement?" "We have ourselves a deal." "Then the lead is yours." "Bobo already has the lead." "did he lose it?" "Well none of this" "Is clear to me." "We think the lead is at the hotel." "he doesn't know" "That we know about the lead." "Maybe we can get there before him." "We'll be outnumbered." "Nothing outnumbers three earps." "I've bumped up against worse problems." "but why bring champ into this?" "We need all hands on deck." "Fine." "But we make a plan" "And we stick with it." "Deal?" "deal." "is it?" "No." "Not wearing that either." "You're right!" "It's all in the elbow." "You are a master in the making." "Ha!" "is it?" "bro" "And we're free." "Bringing your new friend?" "Makes one helluva trophy." "You talk too much." "ha!" "I hear that." "though." "Shit is going down." "Wish we were there to see it." "Now you deliver that straight to bobo." "There's a little bit extra." "You can keep some for yourself." "bro." "The whole thing?" "just up." "man." "Here's hoping he chews" "His own tongue off." "I lied." "It's all in the wrist." "what was this about a party?" " We have an agreement?" "How could i say no?" "But let's not let curiosity kill this cat." "ward." "For my family." "I walk across with you and my girls are free from this curse." "i swear." "The lead." "You are a vision." "Oh please" "I didn't even have time to accessorize." "i knew i wore this bracelet" "For a reason." "Thanks." "we are getting dressed up way more often." ""if we get out of here?" "Um... ok?" "come." "champ." "eh?" "That's disgusting." "Disgusting." "so i've counted" "Thirteen vents in this room alone." "And how would bobo use those to further his nefarious plan?" "Ac us to death?" "I'm being serious." "it all seems so harmless." "How could a party with so much bubbly be bad?" "Champagne?" "Thank you." "Can't we celebrate a little?" "Celebrate what?" "Being out." "I'm sure you haven't been out in a while" "And i haven't been out..." "Ever." "god." "I keep forgetting." "the most insensitive sister ever?" "It's a tie." "I'm kidding!" "right?" "Anything can turn bad if revenants come around." "I don't feel safe without peacemaker here." "of course." "Dammit!" "You in there somewhere?" "Freezing." "Ok." "Of all the days not to wear a bra." "I feel like a walking umlaut." "All for a good cause." "Security?" "No." "Metal detectors?" "Nada." "why did i just climb through the window?" "What the hell is bobo playing at?" "Is that--?" "Yeah." "One bullet with bobo's name on it." "he'll show." "I can feel it." "We'll be ready." "You'll be ready." "You're in the crosshairs of a revenant." "The worst revenant." "Bobo comes looking for you?" "Bang." "Right between the eyes." "Wynonna..." "Trust me." "dear robert"... holy..." "Holy shit." "Wow." "Yep." "So whose stick i gotta yank to get a hanger" "And a coat check tag?" "Can i just say..." "Damn." "you sure did." "Jeez." "I also got this." "right?" "at one time" "People used to start conversations dummy." "But who's robert svane?" "He was a close confidante of wyatt's." "The letter's our..." "Great-great-granddaddy's." "Dated years" "After he was cursed." "And he confides everything." "How he was cursed when he killed the demon clootie" "How the ghost river triangle holds all revenants" "They have to cross over with the earp heir" "And the heir has to go willingly on the winter solstice." "So that gives us less than twenty-four hours." "So the attack on the homestead...?" "Was all a ruse." "It went wrong so quickly." "Because bobo reneged." "They were never supposed to take you." "Willa was just insurance." "then wynonna and all bets were off." "So bobo's gonna try again." "what's the lead?" "That's just it." "The heir is the lead." "Willa was right." "He had the lead and then he lost it to constance." "Bobo saved willa's life." "He's been obsessed with her i'm..." "I'm not the true earp heir." "Willa is." "screw that." "I'm not going anywhere." "Running away from that maniac." "She's right." "Running probably won't help." "Bobo could have taken her at any time." "So why the party then?" "I don't know i've done ten laps of this place" "And i still have no clue." "But we have peacemaker." "Remember" "The letter says you'd have to go willingly." "Ok" "So we just sit here and wait?" "Of course not." "We drink." "right?" "Come on." "as soon as we break up" "You just swoop in and steal my girl." "lower your voice." "Waverly doesn't belong to anyone." "blah blah blah feminism blah." "Champ!" "You're drunk." "And apparently a raging homophobe." "champ" "I think you've had enough." "Of course you're gonna take her side." "every time i failed that preliminary law enforcement exam champ." "You have nothing to prove." "But apparently that was a lie." "She's dating a cop." "i guess that would be their own private business." "son" "Let's get you out of here." "No!" "my god!" "are you on something other than bubbly?" "ho!" "Sip." "Be cool." "Says the guy who eats salad for breakfast." "we know bobo's plan." "If he's got it right." "He does." "Willa's the heir." "Just because she shot peacemaker just like you" "Not like me at all." "back at the bikers'" "There was this revenant." "i tried to shoot him at five feet." "Peacemaker just..." "Flickered and jammed." "Whatever our connection was" "That gun's clearly made its choice." "ok?" "Except i go back" "To being plain ole human." "No offense." "i just... but after a while..." "I just felt..." "I just felt like it fit." "Like i was meant to be." "But i'm not..." "I'm not special." "I'm just some girl." "Hey." "You were never 'just' anything." "huh?" "you're in for a whole lot of hurt." "Forget the gun." "You're one helluva deputy" "And black badge needs you." "Ahem!" "Screw 'em." "I need you." "Doc?" "peaches." "did you drink any of this?" "why?" "What's going on?" "I'm too late." "Goddamn it." "We got to stop all these people from drinking the champagne now." "Good evening." "Is everyone having a good time?" "because i'm only gonna say this once." "Maybe twice." "I haven't decided yet." "I have some good news" "And i have some bad news." "The good news" "Is there's an antidote." "you ask?" "Hi." "you see" "That's the bad news." "All this delicious bubbly that you've be drinking" "Like drunken pigs has been poisoned." "You will all slowly go batshit crazy." "Champ hardy." "champ?" "Not good!" "One lucky contestant will receive the antidote." "All they have to do is bring me dead or alive" "And that one person is..." "Ms. Wynonna earp." "Have fun." "Get willa out of here." "Go." "Ok." "Got it." "Quick." "waves." "You're dating a cop now." "that's sexy." "ok?" "Ok." "did you?" "No." "You?" "No." "Ok." "go." "Shit." "Willa?" "Willa!" "baby." "Do you remember me now?" "robert."