"We just put Rosemary to sleep." "Can you try to keep it down?" "He'sjustso good." "Lookatyou,beingalldad." "I don't know what my sexuality is." "Will I never know a penis?" "I don't know how we're ever gonna pay for her college." "You had sex with your boss?" "Yes!" "What are you doing?" "Making a big mistake." "I have a proposition." "Let's get a place together." "[Overlapping chatter] [Laughter] Hey,guys." "There you go." "Thanks for coming to the green door tavern." "Lovely lady, thank you for existing." "Ooh." "[Laughs]" "So what's the damage?" "Figuring that out right now." "Uh, itemize or even split?" "All:" "Even split!" "The day we start itemizing is the day I join costco." "Hey!" "I joined costco yesterday, bitch." "You will drink my jumbo-sized gin, and you will like it." "[Whispering] We'll see about that." "Soph, when do your parents get in?" "Uh, late tomorrow afternoon." "Days of yore!" "All:" "Days of yore!" "[Overlapping chatter]" "Ooh, so are you bringing" "Laura?" "No!" "I would not put her through that." "Or me." "Or my parents." "Have you come out to them yet?" "[Laughs] Veev, it's been, like, a month." "It's your freedom." "Can someone cover me?" "I have no cash." "Yeah, we got you, babe." "Thank you." "So we're splitting in thirds?" "It's a good thing somebody loves fractions." "Excuse me." "Breath relief, anybody?" "Ooh!" "Yes, please." "So, soph..." "Hmm?" "Would you like me to tell your parents?" "I told my mom I was pregnant." "I'm really good at destroying old peoples' dreams." "[Laughter]" "Thank you, but I'm hoping some sort of unfortunate, painless accident sends them up to heaven before it becomes an issue." "That's totally healthy." "Mm, thank you." "God damn!" "What?" "My phone just died." "Does anyone have a pen?" "Oh." "Uh, we got it, guys." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Thanks!" "Thanks, you guys." "Thanks, mom and dad." "Great." "You're welcome, little one." "[Chuckles]" "Thanks." "d Beep bop baloo bop goodmorning!" "Oh!" "Hey." "Hi." "I was wondering where my ladies got to." "Well, your ladies decided to wake up early, so we went out and got you coffee." "Cool!" "Got you this new single-origin, Ethiopian... fancy." "Yeah." "Sounded interesting." "Is it good?" "Mm, thank you." "Yeah?" "And thank you." "[Kisses]" "You're welcome." "Ooh, can you hold that?" "Want me to... yeah." "Yeah." "Do your thing." "Thank you." "There's scones too." "Daph?" "Major kudos." "Your bathroom when you lived with Sophia freshman year?" "I thought with us living together, we were gonna have a tampon, hair product, cut-up magazine picture problem." "But not so." "Who's the chode?" "My boss." "And he's not a chode." "Let's grab breakfast before work." "I can't, I gotta head in early." "Why?" "We're auditioning, like, 3 guys." "What for?" "Uh, just this..." "Thing?" "What thing?" "Just a stupid thing." "Daph?" "You're auditioning guys." "I'm a guy who auditions." "Oh..." "What's it for?" "Right." "Uh, a Tequila brand amb... ambassador thing?" "What the hell's that?" "Something dumb." "Okay..." "He's the face of the brand." "He goes to bars, hosting events, holding girls' hair back while they puke into their purses." "So like the verizon guy meets the jager girls, but with Tequila?" "Yeah..." "But boring." "Bye." "Wait a second." "I introduced you to Tequila." "I know, but... this is the perfect gig for me." "Okay, Miles... so?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Because we're friends." "Yeah?" "And we're roommates." "Yeah?" "Do you really want to work together too?" "Do you really want to see this face that often?" "Mm-mm." "Go to target." "Arriba." "She wants a hula hoop?" "What for?" "Exercise,I think." "I mean, she has all these gadgets." "She sits on some, she squeezes others." "They all come with DVDs." "And now she wants a hula hoop and all these things on this list." "Colander, wooden coasters, magazine stand, silicone whisk, trivets... what's a trivet?" "Part of a gun, I think." "She spends so much more money than what she makes, it's like she doesn't get money's real." "Dude, tell me about it." "Raviva is killing me with the spending." "She buys coffee, takeout, songs, this tie." "Lou, Lou, listen to this." "They're auditioning guys to be the Tequila ambassador at Daphne's job." "She's not letting me audition." "What's a Tequila ambassador?" "Who cares, Lou?" "But this has the potential to go national." "Whoever gets this gig could be the world's next "most interesting man."" "Oh, like the next ma jun." "What?" "He's a Chinese activist who... oh, yeah." "Exactly." "She must think I suck." "No, no, no, no." "She's probably just trying to keep things..." "You know, clear." "Clear this." "I'm gonna have to be carrying around a hula hoop in public." "Yes, you are." "What are you up to tonight?" "Oh." "Just some stuff." "Cleaning the kitchen." "Well, if you could possibly tear yourself from your silverware, my friend gareth is hosting a guest chef from momofuku at his cafe." "I can't, sorry." "This is momofuku." "New York." "12 people." "Private party." "I know, but... you know what?" "Uh, my parents are coming to town tonight." "I..." "I just remembered." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Because it's severely lame." "They always take us all out to dinner at days of yore, and the show is always three hours long, and my dad just sits there and expounds about the chivalric tradition." "d what should have been you don't want me to meet your parents?" "No." "You don't want your parents to know that you're dating a woman?" "d it's not too late not just yet, I guess." "d to get back d what you've been missing then just say that." "I'm sorry." "It's no problem, I get it." "Just be honest with me, and we're good." "d it's not too late" "[Sighs] At least I have until tonight to chill out about it and clean my place." "[Phone chirps]" "Oh, my God." "What?" "My parents just landed at the airport." "They're... they caught an early flight." "They're on their way to my place." "All set, junior?" "Junior?" "As in junior account exec." "Yes." "We've got 34 guys coming in." "Nice." "Of the, like, 600 that submitted." "Seriously?" "Rockin' it, glover?" "Totally rocked, sarge." "Nice work on the remodel." "Cannot tell you how much I do not miss the conversations with those designers." "Ugh, Italians." "All right, let's do this." "I am cramping." "First up is Josh tirard." "In a world..." "Where every night..." "Is ladies' night." "Make it madura." "The rest..." "Will follow." "d hey d oh, look at this d oh, look at this in a world where every night is ladies' night... d make it madura d the rest d will follow when every night is ladies' night." "Make it madura." "Make it madura." "[Mumbling] And the rest will follow." "What?" "Where every night is ladies' night, make it a madura." "The rest... ha, ha..." "will follow." "[Laughter]" "[Speaking spanish]" "Next." "Thank you." "What are you, an insurance salesman?" "Oh, get out." "Make it a mongula." "It's madura." "It's not Jewish Tequila?" "No." "Don't even open your mouth." "Leave." "[Glasses clatter]" "Seriously?" "Get out." "Oh, he looks homeless and not in the hot way." "Next." "Get out." "Next." "Out." "Nope." "Next." "The rest [Snaps] will follow." "Ow." "Could you stand up, please?" "No." "Next is..." "Miles." "Miles?" "Good to see you, man." "What are you doing here?" "You guys know each other?" "Yeah, yeah, we're roommates." "Didn't mean to say that." "Adam?" "Daphne, I'm sorry." "Miles, nice to meet you." "Very, very nice to meet you." "Mm." "I feel better already." "I'm just gonna need a moment to prepare." "Quiet, please." "[Laughs]" "[Whispering] He's your roommate?" "Yes." "Why?" "He's..." "Handsome." "We just share the rent." "I said quiet, please." "Okay." "Can I take five for, like, two?" "Yeah, as long as you make it one." "He's great." "Iknow,that'swhy Icalledhimin ." "Who let you in here?" "The receptionist." "Miles..." "I don't suck." "Who said that you suck?" "I promise, I won't embarrass you." "Miles..." "Daphne, I am this guy." "You gotta trust me on this one," "Daphne." "I can't even trust you to go to target." "I'll go to target as soon as I book this thing." "Whatevs." "I'm just gonna need a minute to prepare." "[lnhales]" "It's magic time." "[Snaps]" "Would it be at all possible for me to run home?" "No" "I'll be really quick" "Hum..." "Do you need a tampon?" "That's in the ... of my car!" "No." "I don't need a tampon" "Well, then you can't go... because is... is the afternoon wash" "But there is no one..." "Do you not understand what "work" is?" "Is that people of your age are just so entitled" "How old are you?" "None of your businness!" "Here!" "Finish wiping down the counter" "When every night is ladies' night, make it madura." "The rest will follow." "[Giggles]" "[Chuckles] Well, I wanna go out and get plastered." "Which is my way of saying, "good job."" "Thank you." "No, no, no, no, no." "Lovely lady..." "Thank you." "[Laughs]" "Miles." "Thank you." "Okay, seriously?" "This guy's better than midol." "[Phone rings]" "Sophie, my love." "Talk to me, what's up?" "Are you busy right now?" "I'm fresh off what was possibly the best audition of my life." "My parents are in town." "I know, days of yore." "Yes." "Bring on the grog." "Miles, listen to me." "My parents have a key to my place because... whatever, they pay the rent." "But they're headed there from the airport right now, and when they get there..." "They're gonna find a really bad thing." "What kind of thing?" "A..." "Vibrator." "[Laughs]" "I'm all over this thing." "Thank you, Miles." "Thank you." "Schwing." "Hey." "Hey." "Did you want to go in the bathroom?" "Yeah, that's why I'm standing near it." "Going into it, or trying to." "Okay." "Oh." "Buddy." "[Alternative music] d" "[Patrons chattering]" "[Alternative music] d hello." "Hello." "I'm sorry." "I just..." "I wanted to hear what that was." "No, it's cool." "I just..." "I hate when I can't quite hear a song." "You know, like when my mom puts the radio on in the car and really softly, and all I can hear is like ba-ba-ba-ba..." "[Laughs]" "Sorry." "I'm jamel." "[Laughs] Raviva, hey." "Um, uh, so who... who was that?" "That is my band." "That was you?" "Yeah." "I'm the drums." "Nice." "Um..." "Can I download it?" "No, I can just send it to you." "No, no, no." "I'm a musician too, I want to support your thing." "What's it called?" "We're called dessert." "I like that." "Dessert." "What kind of music do you play?" "Um, do you know..." "Sharon van etten?" "Yeah." "A mix between that and feist..." "And me." "I wanna hear that." "Cool." "Hey, bad news." "Gonna need you to work late." "Oh,can't." "I have plans tonight." "Oh, really?" "What kind of plans?" "Well, whenever my friend soph's parents are in town, they take us all to days of yore." "[Laughs]" "That sounds so ironic and cool." "It is." "It's kind of perfect." "Well, you'll be missing perfect." "I really can't." "What are you gonna do, call your dad?" "That's why they call it work." "What's his [Bleep] problem?" "Okay, where's the vibrator?" "It'sonthebed ?" "Or by the bed?" "Oh, like it was tossed aside in a moment of unbridled passion?" "Just find it and shut up." "Okay, okay." "Ah." "Found it." "[Buzzing]" "Ah." "Are you play..." "Miles." "Don't play with it, hide it." "Wow, this is so cool." "Wow." "Miles." "Put it away!" "Miles!" "Okay, okay." "[Buzzing fades]" "Now get out." "Are you sure?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, are there other..." "Tough things around here?" "You know, lesbian things?" "I don't know." "Are there?" "I don't know, but we should case the joint just to make sure, right?" "Okay." "Ha." "The color purple." "The book?" "What about it?" "Well, it's kind of..." "Tough, right?" "Yeah, I guess it could be seen that way." "Done." "Oh, in that case, you should also take the candles." "What's tough about candles?" "I don't know." "Laura has a lot of them." "Her tough friends have a lot." "Yeah." "It's woodsy." "I get it." "Okay, so what else?" "Uh..." "Navajo rug?" "Miles?" "Hey." "[Buzzing continues]" "Roger..." "Oh, no, no." "Mary Anne." "No, no, no, no." "Good to see you." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "[Buzzing continues]" "Say you're my boyfriend." "I'm Sophia's boyfriend." "[Buzzing]" "[Grunts]" "Yes, it will." "You're an actor/model, Miles." "Just think of this like it's another role." "Or you could just tell your folks the truth." "No." "I'm not ready to do that yet." "We just gotta come up with a backstory for how we started dating." "Okay." "I saw you..." "Across the quad." "What quad?" "I don't know, the quad." "Who cares?" "Miles, you can't just make up things." "They need to be specific." "Like, I asked you to read my stories when we were study partners in bio freshman year, and you fell in love with my words." "But it wasn't until after graduation, when you were single, that you found the courage to tell me how you felt." "[Chuckles] You're good." "But what are we gonna do about the breakup?" "I don't want your parents to hate me." "Huh, okay, uh, maybe you move away for a job?" "Like a job in Japan?" "Hmm." "Job in Japan." "I like it." "So you'll do it?" "Uh... oh, come on, Miles." "Please?" "[Smacks lips]" "I'll do it." "Mm." "Miles, what the... what?" "Gross." "I'm getting into character." "I'm method." "He is such a menace." "I told him that he couldn't come, straight up." "Mm-hmm." "Wait, point-blank?" "Yeah, yeah, and he just shows up anyway." "Hmm..." "Does need the money, daph." "Hey." "What?" "I am not the 1% here." "Do not take his side just because you're unemployed too." "Whoa." "I am not unemployed, okay?" "I am a stay-at-home mommy-musician." "How was he, anyways?" "How do you think he was?" "He was great." "This is a nightmare." "You want me to help with baby?" "Oh, no, no." "Got it." "So, um..." "How long have you two been dating?" "Aboutthreemonths." "About six months." "But it feels like it's been three months because this one right here, she's..." "she's such a cutie." "And how exactly did you two come to be..." "Romantic, considering that you were friends all through college?" "[Laughs]" "Well, one day it just clicked." "Well, I know that feeling." "It's actually a great story." "It was a breezy day." "I was playing a game of pick-up soccer with my friends, and" "Sophia was there just to watch me play." "And it was... the... the score was four-all, and I was about to score the winning goal when, boom, I get injured." "And soph comes running out of nowhere to check on me, to make sure I'm..." "I'm..." "I'm fine, right?" "And I just kept thinking, "wow, she's..." "she's really here for me," you know?" "And she's so beautiful, and I just really couldn't think of anyone else I wanted to be there, you know, uh, kneeling by my side." "[Whispering] Nice work." "What kind of injury?" "Huh?" "What happened playing soccer?" "One of my testicles spun around." "Oh, I had that too." "No way." "Best thing that ever happened, though." "That's why we adopted." "So have you two discussed the future?" "Well, not really, Mary Anne, because, you know, we're gonna be off-planet in 200 years, given the water situation." "That's what Lou says all the time, so I-I really don't..." "I think what Mary Anne means is your future." "You guys, uh, as a couple." "[Laughs]" "Roger, I was just kidding with you on that one, man." "I was just kidding." "Roger, you know me." "I-I-I'm kidding." "[Chuckles]" "We're planning a wedding next summer." "Miles." "Surprise, surprise." "Cat's out of the bag." "[Trumpet fanfare]" "Hey." "Hello." "The tradition continues." "d days of yore look, everyone's here, and just so that you're aware, in an effort to keep my closet door bolted shut, Miles and I are now engaged." "Both:" "What?" "[Laugh]" "Engaged?" "Nice tangled web." "We were supposed to be pretend dating, and then he suddenly took things to the next level, and now we are pretend engaged." "See, welcome to my world." "Why?" "Miles pulled a classic Miles today." "He showed up at daph's work to audition for this liquor-man thing." "Yeah, when I explicitly told him not to." "Why didn't you want him to do it?" "You don't mix business with Miles." "[Laughs]" "He's a total loose Cannon." "Sophia wants to stay in the midwest, but the acting and the modeling stuff, it's on the coasts, so it's ultimately up to the lord." "See what I mean?" "Where's Lou?" "Oh, he's coming." "Had to work late." "[Raspberry, kiss]" "[Grunts]" "Did I get a callback?" "Don't." "Don't what?" "Answer the question." "I mean it, Miles." "Just don't." "All right." "[Trumpet fanfare]" "Who's ready to take a trip back in time, to a world lit only by fire?" "All:" "We are." "Days of Yore bids you good evening, fair subjects of king ethelred." "All:" "Goodevening." "What be your names?" "Uh, Swanson." "Party of seven?" "Ah, yes." "The Swanson clan." "[Laughs]" "An annual pilgrimage this be, yes?" "Indeed." "All right." "The queen specifically bade me greet you with these crowns." "I brought mine from last year, but I'll take one for my prince." "He's off doing battle downtown." "[Laughs]" "For my princess." "Thank you, Miles." "Avail yourselves of drinks at the bar, have your picture taken with the king, or gaze upon the goods that merchants and craftsmen from around the countryside have fashioned..." "[Without accent] I'll just..." "I'll call you when your table's ready." "Thanks be to king ethelred." "[English accent] Good evening, fair subjects." "Okay, now I-I know you guys all think this is just fun and games, but remember, this is... this place is quite authentic, okay?" "So a lot to potentially learn here." "All right?" "Well met, fair subjects of king ethelred." "Let's get a shot of your beautiful baby with the king." "Ah, that would be most commodious, lady Swanson." "Let's do it." "Seriously." "Come on, how'd I do?" "You got a callback." "You happy?" "Why aren't you stoked?" "They like me." "You helped them find the guy." "It doesn't matter if they like you, Miles." "It matters if I like you." "And right now, I don't." "I'm just trying to pay my rent, you know what I mean?" "I hear what you're saying, but you're kind of invading her kingdom." "We're friends." "There's no such thing as kingdoms." "Mm." "I'm not so sure that that's the case anymore." "Come on, darling." "[Rock music] d did you scan all the documents?" "Yep." "Did you file all my correspondence?" "Yep." "Can I go now?" "Hold on a second." "Don't be in such a rush." "Did you put water in the coffee maker for tomorrow?" "Yep." "Did you clean my cubs coffee cup?" "Yep." "Okay." "I can go?" "No, I'm just taking stock of the situation." "Is there anything else you'd like to get done before you go, in the interest of efficiency or just showing you care?" "Nope." "Okay, you can go." "But that really says something about you." "Are you sure you shouldn't just tell them?" "I mean, at the rate he's going, you're gonna have to marry him." "So we want to have two kids." "Ava and Roger the second." "See what I mean?" "Oh, they'll freak out." "So what?" "If a lesbian is what you are... don't say lesbian so loud." "If that is what you are, and you tell them, and they love you anyway, wonderful." "And if they don't..." "You still have us." "Yay." "Either way, you're wonderful." "Why couldn't I have been normal?" "Hey." "You are normal, ding-dong." "You're a perfectly normal little lesb... hey." "So glad to be in a time before cubicles." "d what kept ya?" "My boss is being weird." "Where's Rosemary?" "With Sophia's mom." "Check this out." "Your little girl's growing up." "Wow, this is..." "Special." "And I got you this." "Veev." "What?" "It's clean." "[Funny voice] Get some grog." "What?" "Nothing." "No, what is it?" "Tell me." "Lou?" "We've really gotta start cutting back on the constant spending." "I'm not constantly spending." "[Whispering] Mommy." "Daddy loves mommy." "Framed photo, 20 bucks." "Beer Stein, 30 bucks." "Gourmet coffees, another 1 bucks." "Okay, you cannot do that." "And I cannot stand here and listen to you guys fight about money." "Sorry." "Sorry." "You cannot make me feel irresponsible for doing nice things for you and Rosemary." "But you're not doing anything, veev." "You're buying." "You're consuming." "I am caring for other people." "With money that we don't have." "Lou, we are not poor." "Yeah, I know we're not poor." "Okay?" "There are actual poor people... how much money's in our checking account right now?" "I don't know." "I don't care how much money we have in our checking account right now." "I know." "Hey." "You made it." "Can I please have a Miller?" "Just like old times, huh?" "Yeah, yeah." "Just." "This is such exciting news." "Iknow,right?" "Mm-hmm." "We are all, like, so juiced." "Well, not just about you, but... but Miles." "Yeah, well, it takes two." "[Laughter]" "No, I mean, that he's not, you know..." "What?" "That he's not what?" "Well, your dad and I have always thought that Miles was a" "[Whispering] homosexual." "Well, with the modeling and the acting and all." "Right." "Hey, I'm gonna go check on raviva, okay?" "[Laughs nervously] Are you guys serious?" "Oh,weevenprayedafew  times, you know, that he would see his way through." "This is such a blessing that he has." "Because if he..." "Hadn't?" "Well, he wouldn't be right with the lord, for starters." "Or with me, for that matter." "Let's just say it's a relief." "Mom, dad..." "I'm a lesbian." "[Snaps] Okay, guys." "So call me crazy, but I'm thinking let's have the wedding here." "What'd I miss?" "What?" "I'm..." "A lesbian." "I'm gay." "Does Miles know?" "Yeah, does Miles know?" "Yes." "Miles knows." "I asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend tonight because I didn't..." "I didn't want to tell you." "Honey." "Honey, you are not..." "That thing." "Yes." "Yes, I am." "I can't listen to this." "Mom, mom, I'm happy, okay?" "I'm really happy, for the first time in my life." "No, you're not." "Yeah, she is." "It's true." "Mary Anne, let's go." "Youareruiningdaysofyore for your father." "I hope you know that." "Let's go." "Swanson, party of seven?" "[Old haunts by memoryhouse] d dit'senough d d it's enough" "[phone beeping] [Beep] Hey,daph." "It's me, Miles." "Going out for a run." "Uh, listen." "Sorry I invaded your kingdom." "I fixed it." "It won't happen again." "Love you." "Bye." "d it's like d your perfect smile d and your half-shut eyes d and the way you walk in d and out d of my mind sometimes here's the deal, cupcake." "We love you more than anything, and we remember what it was like to be a young person, trying new things." "Um, I-I tried cigarettes, alcohol, um, we did it all." "Um, or everything a young person back then could imagine." "Um, so we're... we're not judging you." "We... we get it." "Um, but if you were to persist in this..." "Little experiment... bec... because that's what it is, it's..." "it's an experiment... um, our faith and indeed our integrity as parents whose job it is to form you as a human being, um..." "Would require us to step back." "Y-you know what I mean?" "Not really." "We would have to stop supporting you financially in the ways that we've been." "I couldn't continue to pay for this place, knowing that you were, um, pursuing a lifestyle that was unproductive." "It would be bad stewardship." "Then give me your key." "I can pay the rent." "Sophia." "Give me the key." "Please." "[Keys jingling]" "Thank you." "dsomecrysomedays  d somebody, someway d d sun shining so what are you gonna be playing, huh?" "You gonna be a guitar chick?" ""What are you lookin' at?"" "[Baby coos]" "Bass girl?" ""Whatever."" "Hmm, maybe a piano lady." "Just don't be a harp girl, okay?" "Such sluts." "Good morning." "What happened there?" "Just thought I'd run out and take care of business before work." "This is for you, from me." "Thank you." "I don't want to be a jerk." "No, I don't want to be a jerk either." "d some days d somebody, someway" "I look at you two sometimes when you're sleeping and get really scared because I don't know how I'm ever really gonna be able to pull this off." "You don't have to do all this alone, you know." "I could just get a job." "You can't get one that'll pay enough to cover child care." "It's just... it's hard right now." "It's gonna be hard for a while." "But..." "I let it get to me." "And I'm gonna try to not let it get to me as much because I love you a lot." "I love you a lot." "A lot." "d to save their souls d weigh out your lists d for all the rest she needs to be changed." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs]" "Yep." "I mean, ugh, seriously." "[Laughs]" "Yeah." "What are you gonna do about it?" "Yeah, I'll do that." "Yep." "I'll uh, go get those..." "OK." "Help me out here" "I went into the bathroom after him." "He made me stay late." "Why would a person do that?" "'Cause you shamed him." "You smelled his business, and you shamed him." "That is so friggin' immature." "But it's true, though." "People treat you differently once you smell their crap." "Lou, it's jungle rules." "Okay, but there's only one bathroom on the floor." "I'm screwed." "No, no, no, no." "Here's what you gotta do." "[Inaudible dialogue]" "It's not the way I would have done it, but I'm not in the mood to fix it right now, so just send it up to tom, see what he thinks, and I'll fix it tomorrow." "Oh, excuse me." "Coming through, sorry." "Gotta go." "In a world where every night is ladies' night, make it mandura." "The rest will follow." "Ew." "Thank you." "I don't think we have him." "Shh." "Wha..." "I don't think we have him." "And neither do I." "What happened to your roommate?" "Huh?" "The hottie?" "Miles?" "Yeah." "I thought we called him back." "We did." "But he, uh, removed himself from consideration." "Sad face." "Hmm." "Will you call him?" "I could call him." "Adam, don't embarrass yourself." "Look, if it's about the money, we can maneuver something." "Um..." "I mean, it's either that, or we go back to the drawing board." "Man, oh, man. [Laughs] What?" "Thatwasprettygnarly." "What was gnarly, sir?" "What you did in there." "Man. [Laughs]" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm sorry about that." "I feel deeply, deeply ashamed." "Oh, no, no need." "We're all human." "But, man." "That was powerful stuff." "[Laughter]" "Listen." "I was wondering..." "You want some free tickets to the museum of surgery?" "Sure." "I'll go get 'em." "It's a really interesting place." "Miles, you genius." "Where every night is ladies' night, make it madura." "The rest will follow." "Yep, works for me." "I'm in." "You're incredible." "Thanks, bud." "You're incredible." "Thanks." "Yep." "Quite a find." "You, my handsome friend, have a job." "Thank you so much, Deb." "Let's go get a drink." "My skin hurts." "Are you sure you're okay with this?" "Yeah,Miles,of course." "Then why didn't you want me to audition?" "Because..." "[Laughs] I don't know." "You... you're a tornado." "And that is what I love about you, but..." "It's kind of scary having a tornado rolling around this little midwestern town where I work." "You think I'm a tornado?" "That's how you see me?" "Sometimes." "I think I'm more of a cool breeze." "[Laughs]" "Well, you're both." "I just don't ever want to be in a position where I'm caught between you and my job." "I would never put you in that position." "I would never, ever do that to you." "Don't you know that?" "I do now." "You did the right thing, soph." "Lying is only, like, a temporary solution." "The truth is forever." "Where did you read that?" "Goop." "I'll send you the link." "Don't adoptive parents have to be cooler about things like this?" "There should be a rule where if you go across the globe and buy a baby, and drag it back home with you, you have to accept it no matter what it turns out to be." "[Cries]" "I feel like an orphan." "You're not an orphan." "You have us." "And we have you." "Daphne, this place totally rules." "Thank you." "It's a masterpiece of credit." "Sophia, your niece Rosemary told me to tell you that she's very, very proud of you." "Thank you." "And thank you, Rosemary." "Youdidtherightthing." "I know." "But it sucks." "Whoo!" "Pappy's home." "Dude, this place is amazing." "Oh, I know." "My hula hoop." "You got it." "Yes, I did." "Thank you." "Whoo." "Trivets." "Having countertops so nice, you need to protect them... priceless." "Oh, that's what those are." "Yes, dude." "I told you." "Trivets." "Hey." "Let's go out and celebrate, hmm?" "We'll buy the first round." "What?" "It's just money." "d but I'm just d too damn hungry d for loving d that I don't need" "Congratulations for making it nine months without having sex we're cleared for takeoff?" "Zapamunja." "I'm jamel." "Raviva." "You're in a good mood today." "Up for a lunchtime karaoke?" "Miles, meet me at the restaurant now." "He just made a pass at me." "Look at me, sitting here with the two best-looking people in Chicago." "Your skin tone." "Can I touch it?" "Okay, yeah, this is really happening."