" Wa-cha!" "Ha!" " And now dreamworks'" "Kung fu panda:" "Legends of awesomeness." "[gong sounds]" " ¶ hear the legends of the kung fu panda ¶ [scatting]" "¶ raised in a noodle shop" "¶ never seeking glory or fame ¶" "¶ he climbed the mountaintop ¶" "¶ and earned the dragon warrior name ¶" "Ooh!" "Ahh!" "Yah!" "¶ kung fu panda [scatting]" "¶ master shifu saw the warrior blossom ¶" "¶ and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ¶" "¶ kung fu panda [scatting]" "¶ he lives, and he trains, and he fights ¶" "¶ with the furious five" "¶ protect the valley something, something ¶" "¶ something, something alive ¶" "¶ kung fu panda" "¶ legends of awesomeness" "Sweet!" "[traditional asian music]" "¶" " [whistling] [metal jingles]" " Not a bad day." " Okay, grocery guy," "Hand over your cash box." " Unless this is a bad time." " Gary, shut up!" "Why would we work around his schedule?" "We're coming here to rob him." " I'm just saying we're flexible." " You will never get my cash box!" "Aah!" "[all scream]" " Ow!" " Okay, grocery guy, I warned you." "Now I bring out the big gun." "Lidong!" "[ground shaking]" " Who does I hurt?" " [gulps]" " [swallows] mmm." "Man, patrol duty is awesome." " That's 'cause the shop owners keep giving you free samples." " So?" "I'm a public servant." " Help!" "Help!" " Sounds like ying the grocer." " Ooh, he has those double-stuffed lychee nuts" "I like." " Ow!" " Come on!" " Help!" "Oh, help!" "[yelps] oh." " Nice going, lidong." "Keep an eye on him." "Well, I didn't, like, literally mean keep an eye on" "Can you--well..." "Okay." " We got to help ying." " Yeah." "Whoa, lidong's even bigger than I remember!" "Better let me handle this, mantis." " Why?" "Because I'm small?" "Size ain't everything, buddy, not if you use strategy." "I'll create a diversion while you free ying." "Once he's safe, we can kick some booty." " [grunts]" "Gah." "Gah!" " Hey!" "[softly] great wall of doofus." "Down here!" "I will not be ignored!" "[screams]" " The diversion!" "Shh." "We're using strategy." " Aah!" " [laughs]" "Hey there, lidong." " Hey." " It's the dragon warrior man!" " All right, now I'm--po!" " You have soft hands." " I moisturize." "[grunts]" " [growls]" " Ow!" " Hang on, po!" " Cute little bug." " [laughs]" "Thanks, little fella." "Let's blow!" " [laughs]" " [groans]" "Po!" "Po, speak to me." "Po." "Po!" " [groans]" " He'll be okay." "Nothing hurt but his "brain."" " [groans]" "Did we save the lychee nuts?" " You're lucky to be alive, panda." " [sighs] it's my fault." "Lidong was too big." " You did what you could, considering you're so..." "Uh, green?" " I should have been able to take that guy." " How?" "Lidong once fought tigress to a stand still." " His size is formidable." "You never had a chance." " Yeah, because I'm comically tiny." "That's what you're all thinking, isn't it?" " A true master realizes his limits." "Only then can he push past them." " Well, maybe it's time I pushed my limits." "I'm not gonna be the weak link on this team." "No way!" " Tiny people can be so sensitive." " Mantis, wait." "You're talking crazy." "There's no way you're the weak link on this team." " Yes, I am, po." "We saw that today." "But I'm gonna do something about it." " How?" "It's not like you can just skip down to moshu market" "And buy some kind of nutty magic growth potion." "Are you sure about this?" "Moshu market deals in black magic." " I don't care, po." "I'm tired of my size holding me back." "I've always felt that inside this tiny body," "There's a plus-size super mantis yearning to break free!" "I want to be that mantis, po." "And I'll do whatever it takes." " [sighs] well, in that case," "I-I guess it couldn't hurt to window-shop." " Or could it?" " Aah!" " I have what you seek." " Uh, heart medication?" " You are unhappy" "With your size." "You wish to be..." "Big." " Didn't I buy some evil shoes from you?" " That was my sister, wupo." "I am lupo." "Everyone says I'm the pretty one." "Behold!" "A gong tau potion of power." " Gong tau?" "Wow." "That's mega, mega-dark magic." " I totally don't like the sound of that second "mega."" " Sorry, spooky lady." "We'll pass." " So be it." "Thanks for shopping." " Huh!" "What a relief." "Dark magic is too risky." "Even if you are the weak link on the team" "I meant" " Ouch, po." " No, no, no, no, no, no." "[chuckles nervously] what I meant was" " Know what?" "You go on ahead, po." "I'm gonna take a little walk." " Sure, buddy." "Sorry." "[snoring]" "Dance, shifu." "Dance." " Po." " [mumbling]" " Po!" "Wake up!" " Huh?" "Mantis?" "Aah!" " Aah!" " Po, po, calm down!" "It's just me." " Mantis?" " Huh?" "Huh?" " But-- what?" "Who?" "When?" " I went back to the moshu market" "And got that crazy gong tau potion." " But you said it was mega, mega-dark magic." "I distinctly heard you use two "megas."" " I know, but the more I thought about it," "The more I realized it was worth the risk." " So what do you think, huh?" "And be honest." " Then I think..." "It's awesome!" " Yeah!" " Guys, gather round for an amazing surprise." " What is it, po?" " You'll see." "It's amazing!" "Okay." "First, cover your eyes." "Now open them!" " Here's mantis!" " Aah!" " It's okay." "He used a magic potion to, you know," ""biggen" himself." " So?" "What do you say?" " Is "biggen" a word?" " Check it out--new mantis can do amazing things" "That will blow your minds!" " Such as?" " Mantis, hand me that throwing star" "That I left on top of that awning." " Don't mind if I do." " Right?" "Awesome?" "Give it up!" " Look, it's not a big deal." "I just drank a few tiny sips of this gong tau potion." " But are you prepared to accept" "The consequences of your decision?" " Consequences-- my old nemesis." " [sniffing]" "When black magic gives you something," "It always takes something else in payment." " Aw, come on, master shifu-- [weapons rack crashing]" "Still getting used to the big arms and stuff." " Are you sure this is what you really want?" " I am." " Well, if you're happy, pal, then we're all happy for you," "Right, guys?" " Thanks, everyone." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "There's a whole big world out there." "And I can't wait to get my giant claw dealies on it." "[rock music]" " ¶ livin' large, livin' long ¶" "¶ doin' all the things you always wanted to do ¶" "¶ livin' large, hittin' the big time ¶" "¶ you used to be tiny, now you're livin' large ¶ [scatting]" "¶ livin' large, hittin' the big time ¶" "¶ you used to be-- now you're livin' large!" "¶ [all cheering]" " The new you is a big hit." "See what I did there-- "big" hit?" " Very clever." " Huh?" "Check it out." "That grasshopper guy got huge." " It's actually very slimming." " Uh, master mantis, how high can you jump now?" " That's a good question." "Let's try it out." "Yahoo!" " Yep." "Drinking that gong tau potion" "Was the best thing he ever did." " Did you hear that?" "[laughs excitedly] you know what that means?" " I know, negative body image" "Unnecessary." " What?" "No!" "If we stole his growth potion, we'd be huge," "Bigger than lidong." "No one could stop us." " Do you question your body image?" " Gary!" "[stammering]" " 'cause I like you just the way you are." " Come on, guys, let's go get huge!" " [growling] [scream approaching]" " [grunting, coughing]" "Ow." "[grunts]" "New me's gonna take some getting used to." "Better walk back." "[breathing heavily] [groans]" "A guy really gets tired lugging this bulk around." "[underbrush rustling]" " Bug." " Lidong!" "Kung fu lightning jab!" " Pretty slow lightning jab." " You're outnumbered, fella." "Hand over your growth potion, now!" " [chuckling]" "You creeps will never get that potion." " Wow." "What happened to you, fella?" "Your kung fu totally stinks now." " Master shifu was right." "I've lost my moves!" "[grunting]" " Good work, lidong." " Now what?" " The rest of us will take a sip," "And we'll all get big as you, maybe bigger." "Ha ha!" "Well, down the hatch." "[grunts]" "Whoa, hey!" "Lidong, what are you doing?" " No one get bigger than me." " Why, lidong?" "Why?" " When little," "I small..." "Tiny..." "Despised." "[laughter]" "Then..." "Growth spurt." "[laughter]" "Respect..." "Friends..." "Positive self-image." "Got to stay the biggest." " That is so moving." " Quiet, gary!" "We're being betrayed and stuff." "Get 'em, guys!" " [roaring]" " Aah!" " Mantis?" "Mantis!" "Where'd you-- [gasps]" " [groaning]" " Shakabooey!" "You mess with the mantis, you get the panda." " [growling] - oh, hi, lidong." "[chuckles] oh!" " Nice!" " [growling]" " Look, lidong, can we agree to pummel" "The dragon warrior together" "Before you pummel us some more?" " I'm good with that." "[po grunting in distance]" " What?" "The crocs?" "Po!" "Oh!" "I'm useless!" " Mantis, don't!" " Hey, that's ours!" " It's the only way, po." "[gulping]" "Huh." "I don't feel anything." "Oops!" "There it is." "[grunting]" "Aah!" " Mantis!" " [roaring]" " Mantis, you okay?" " Do I look okay?" " Take him down, guys." " [roaring] [all screaming]" " Nobody's bigger than" "Ow." " Good job, mantis!" " Hey, this isn't so bad after" "Check that." " We have to un-biggen you." "Maybe lupo has some kind of antidote." " Good idea." "Oh--uh" "Uh, maybe I better wait here." " I'll be right back." "In the meantime, keep a low profile." "Yeah." " Good thing no one's around." "They'd think I'm some kind of" " Monster!" "[all shouting]" " Stop!" "It's me!" "Ow!" " He's headed for town." " Sorry." "[panicked screaming]" "Sorry, everyone." "Sorry." "[panicked screaming continues]" " What's happened to him?" " Gong tau magic." " I-I didn't mean it." " Mantis!" " Master shifu." " Remain calm." "Everything will be all right." " Wow." "You don't know what a relief it is to hear" "Whoa!" "No!" " [groaning]" " What have I done?" "Am I a monster?" " Look!" "A monster!" "And it's attacking the furious five!" " Wait." "Don't!" "No!" "Stop!" "[roaring]" " Fire!" " [breathing heavily]" "Aah!" " I have been expecting you." " One gong tau antidote, please, and make it snappy." " Your friend has tampered" "With uncontrollable forces." " Right." "So, kind of in a hurry here." "If you just, uh-- - he has learned..." "That a big heart..." "Is far more precious..." "Than a big body." " Fantastic lesson." "So how about this?" "You give me the potion, and I'll ask my friend very nicely" "To please not eat your head!" " Done." " I don't want to hurt you guys." "Now back off!" "[grunts, groans] [groans]" " [growling] - lidong, no!" " No one gets bigger than lidong." "No one!" "[gulping]" "[growling]" "[roaring]" " Another monster!" " Uh!" " [roaring]" " Mantis!" "I have the antidote!" "Sweet bean curd." " I have to take out lidong first." " Big bug, big phony." "[all screaming]" " Lidong always be bigger." " Aah!" " Mantis!" " [grunts] lidong's right." "I've been pretending to be someone I'm not" "And look what it's gotten me!" "Well, no more." "Antidote me, po!" "Nothing." "It didn't work." "Oh, right." "Aah!" " I'm back, baby." " Dumb little bug." "Now you're mine." "[roaring] [gulps]" "[roaring]" "[groans]" " Okay, that was disgusting." " Great job, buddy!" "But, uh, now what do we do with a giant lidong?" " Nothing." "I emptied the rest of the antidote" "Into his scaly gut." " [squealing] [squealing] [all groaning]" " I knew you'd come up big when you had to." "See what I did there?" " Yeah, I see what you did." "Po, thanks for the help." " You're welcome, buddy." "But the important thing is that no one got hurt." "[all groaning]"