"Come on!" "Just go for it." "Come on!" "Just go for it." "Our drums are entertaining." "The lyrics of our song are entertaining." "The atmosphere of the party is entertaining." "Our drums are entertaining." "Why are you so hesitant to dance." "Don't feel shy." "There are young boys ready to dance with you." "Our Bhangra suggest that you dance like crazy." "Dance like crazy." "Our Bhangra suggest that you dance like..." "Like crazy..." "Dance like crazy." "Come on!" "Just go for it." "She is like a peahen." "She steals hearts." "Her blue eyes intoxicates boys." "She is like a peahen." "She steals hearts." "Her blue eyes..." "Intoxicates boys." "We dance to the music." "Dance to my beat." "I will give you a ring." "Our Bhangra suggest that you dance like crazy." "Dance like crazy." "Our Bhangra suggest that you dance like..." "Dance like crazy." "Our Bhangra suggest that you dance like crazy." "Dance like crazy." "Our Bhangra suggest that you dance like..." "Dance like crazy." "Who is it?" "It's me." "Sher Singh." "Only my name is Sher (lion)." "I'm a human being." "Open the door." "I've been allotted this room to stay." "First year?" " Yes." "First year." "Brother, myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Post office:" "Bassian." "Town:" "Jagraon." "District:" "Ludhiana." "Deep Sondhi." "Ropar." "Deep Sondhi." "Ropar." "That's all?" "Be a nice brother and get that in." "I'm very tired." "Great." "Great." "It's very hot." "It's very hot." "No." "Don't close the door." "Let some breeze come in." "No." "Why?" "Seniors are looking for students to rag." "I've heard that they rag very badly in this college." "There is raging?" " Yes." "Who is it?" "Your father." "Open the door." "Don't open it." "He's a senior." "You are strange." "We'll have to open it." "Who knows." "He might be a nice person." "How can he be a nice person?" "He is acting like a father even before an introduction." "Freaks... can't open the door?" "Sorry, bro." "What did you say?" "Sorry, bro." " Brother." "Don't you know how to talk to your seniors?" "This is what you've learnt at home?" "You should talk to me with respect." "Always." "Got it?" "Yes." "Always." "Yes." "I got it." "Shah Rukh Khan, did you get it?" "Yes, of course." "I did." "Come on then." "Open your bags and get your things checked." "Everything?" "Don't you get it at one go?" "Yes." "Open." "These are the vests." "Drawstrings." "Shorts." "Socks." "This..." "There is nothing else." " What was that?" "This is an English book." "I'm not every fluent in it." "Did you get anything to eat or did you just get the book?" "Yes, of course." "I did." "Look at this." "Jaggery." "And?" "'Pinni'(Sweetmeat) prepared by my mother." "They are very tasty." " Okay." "So?" "What have you brought?" "Books." "English." "Economics." "Political science." "You are out of your mind?" "What?" "While going to a bar, you don't take liquor with you." "Got it?" "I've never been to a bar." "Come on, nerd." "Tell me 19.7's tables." "19.7 times 1 is 19.7." "19.7 times 2 is 39.4." "19.7 times 3 is 59.1." "19.7 times 4 is..." " Stop." "How much did you score in 12th grade?" "94 percent." "What?" "Then what are you doing here?" "Why didn't you join a medical or an engineering college?" "It was close to my house." "My mother is all alone." "That's why." "Didn't you get something good from home?" "Yes, of course." "Ms. Pooja's tape." "Listen..." "I'll be back in a while." "Mop the room well before I return." "If I find even a speck of dust I'll make you clean the entire college hostel." "Got it?" " Yes." "Brother." " Yes?" "What's your name?" "Guru." " Yes, Guru." "Listen..." "Where are you going?" "To the bathroom." " Ba... bathroom?" "You are great." "Come on, I too will go with you." "I too want to relieve myself." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Come on, sit." "Stand up." "You are acting very smart!" "Do sit-ups." " Stop." "What is it, tiny?" "I'm here to meet the freshers." "And you are trying to escape me." "What is it?" "Don't you wish to get introduced to seniors?" "We do, brother." "But we feel very scared." "They say you should neither befriend a cop nor make him your enemy." "You talk a lot." "Come on, clean the toilet with your tongue." "If you do it on your own, you'll have to clean only one." "If I'll have to make you do then you'll have to clean all of them." "Brother, please let us go." "We have already been ragged." "Who else can rag you other than me?" "His name was Guru." "Guru?" "Is he your husband?" "You are taking his name very affectionately." "That's because he is a senior." "Guru?" "Your senior?" "Tiny, he fooled you both." "He is a first year student." "What?" " What?" " Yes." "He has been flunking since the past two years." "He'll never change." "He's spoilt." "I think I'll have to settle the score with him." "Then say whatever you want to, today." "I don't have time to waste on you, everyday." "My 'Pinni'." "Listen to me very carefully, Guru." "I've been lenient to you until now." "Because you joined college with us." "But now enough is enough." "You are a first year student and I'm a senior." "Never forget that." "I didn't." "That's why I let you say all this." "Otherwise I don't even let anyone's father talk such nonsense." "You..." "Excuse me." "Come on." "There will be no ragging taking place today." "Brother, you fooled us well." "You literally made my tongue twist." "Deep had even started given respect to the bathroom." "You are great." "The 'Pinnis' are very tasty, brother." "I thought I won't get to eat them." "But as they say some wishes do come true." "Wonderful." "Mother has sent me to heaven." "Listen..." "You have introduced yourself to us." "Now let us introduce ourselves." "He's Deep Sondhi from Ropar." "And..." "Myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Post office:" "Bassian." "Town:" "Jagraon." "District:" "Ludhiana." "Actually, we wanted to thank you for saving us from ragging." "Guru." "You want to thank me?" " Yes." "Go to Room No. 420." " Okay." "There is someone called Bhoondi there." "He has something that belongs to me." " Okay." "Okay." "Get it." " Okay." "Who is it?" "Yes?" "Who are you?" " Hello." "Myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Post office:" "Bassian." "Stop it." "You start giving details like a missing person's report everywhere." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "You should least take the situation into consideration." "I was just introducing myself." "It will make our work easier." "Hey Atro, Chatro, stop fighting." "First tell me, why are you here?" "Well, are you Boondi?" "Yes, I am." "If you have a doubt then let me clear it." "Well, Guru sent us here for his things." "Okay." "Just a minute." "Wait here." "Here." "Hold it." "Give me 350." " Rupees?" "Brother, you don't get beer for free." "No, boys." "It's difficult to get another room." "Brother, please do something." "Please." "Why don't you understand?" "Rooms are scarce." "There are a lot of boys." "Hostel has turned into a zoo." "Then brother, place us with a monkey." "Even a pig will do." "But we cannot stay with that person." "It's the question of our life." "Why don't you understand?" "Sir..." "This is my request." "Please do something." "Look, boys." "This is your room." "Room No. 340." "The room opposite to it is Room No. 320." "You can be adjusted there." "No, brother." "Not the opposite one." "No." "Brother, can't we get a room at the other end of 340?" "Son, times have changed." "Petrol has become so expensive." "That's all I can do for the request you have made." "Here." "That's it." "That's it." "That's it." "This request can only go this far." "Room No. 372." "375." "380." "390." "395." "400." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "Don't make anymore requests." " Why?" "After that come the warden's bungalow." "I cannot get that vacated." "Yes." "Go guys leave." "Go." "Go." "I'll do something." "Go." "Deep..." "Are you asleep?" "No." "I'm awake." "What is it?" "I can't sleep." "Had I been in my village, mother would have added sugar in warm milk and made me drink it." "I would lie down in the courtyard looking at the sky filled with stars I would have slept within five minutes." "Look over here." "There is no sky or stars." "There's just a mud coloured lizard clung to the wall here." "Deep, I was wondering if that lizard's name is Rita." "Rita." "Sher..." "Let me tell you, you say such sweet things." "College life will be fun with you." "Brother, it will be fun for you." "But we need a lot more to have a lot of fun." "Like?" "'Cheeji'." "'Cheeji'?" "You mean chocolates and toffees?" "No." "'Cheeji' means girls." "Women." "Okay." "Now I get it." "That's the reason you have come to the city to study." "Right?" "That's one of the reasons." "It is a part of college life, right?" "Yes." "True." "Then let us do one thing." "Tomorrow morning we will go to college all dressed up." "Okay?" "New girls." "New crowd." "New friends." "Who knows in future a girl might befriend us." "Good morning, sir." "Good morning." "Class, please sit down." "Thank you, sir." "First of all, I am Prof. Devinder Kakkad." "I welcome all of you to this college." "Thank you, sir." " Thank you, sir." " Thank you, sir." "Before the introductions let me tell you something important." "Firstly, I'll be teaching you economics." "And I will teach such economics to you that you might forget your name but you will never forget what I've taught you." "Secondly..." "A lot of small tests will be conducted all around the year." "And some big assignments as well." "All of these will be taken into consideration while making you fail or pass the class." "And the third one." "I hate the students who fail." "Because one who fails in his studies, fails in life." "Understood?" "Sure, sir." "We'll try our best to meet your expectations." "Very good." "Flatterer." "Studies have not yet started and she is already trying to score more." "So, come on, let's introduce ourselves to each other." "Okay." "Start from you." "My name is Parminder." "I am from Patiala." "I did my 12th grade from YPS." "Okay." "I am Manpreet and I have done my 12th grade from Amritsar." "Stop it." "If professor sees you he will get angry unnecessarily." "Stop it." "No one is looking at us." "I am looking at girls." "Girls." "Let me see if someone is a match for me or not." "Hi, everyone." "I'm Priyanka." "I'm from Chandigarh." "I did my schooling in Canada." "But now my parents have shifted to India so now I'm here." "I couldn't see her face." "But she sounds so nice." "Her name is also so nice." "Prinka." "Not Prinka." "Priyanka." "That's what I am saying." "Prinka." "Priyanka." "Prin-ka." "I'm Amandeep Kaur Maan." "From Ropar." "She is from your city." "So what?" "Aren't there any girls in Ropar?" "Hey, I'm just forming connections." "Boys." "You two." "Talk later." "First stand up and give your introduction." "Sir, myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Post office:" "Bassian." "Town:" "Jagraon." "District:" "Ludhiana." "I don't want to send letters to you." "Tell me something important." "Sir, I did my 12th grade from senior secondary school Bassian." "And..." "I..." "I really like this college." "Thank you." "Fine." "Sit." "You, next." "Sir, I'm Deep Sondhi from Ropar." "I did my 12th grade from St. Josephs." "Okay." "Sit down." "Next." "Hello, sir." "I'm Simarpreet Kaur Dhillon." "I'm from Jalandhar." "I did my 12th grade from MGM Public School." "I have topped the entrance exam." "And I'm sure I will top here as well." "I want to be an IAS officer." "Very good." "Very good." "Sit down." " Thank you, sir." "A flatter as well as a scholar." "She acts a thief as well as a cop." "Deep, my buddy..." "Why did everyone laugh at me?" "Not at you, but at what you said." "You are a jolly person, right?" "Okay." "Okay." "Thank you, sir." " Next." "Hi." "Hello." "I..." " Enough." "Enough." "Enough, son." "I'll give your introduction to everyone." "He is a very noble person." "An eternal being." "A pillar of our college which doesn't move from its place." "He is here since the past two years." "He won't be going anywhere." "He'll be staying here." "Like the ministers don't like leaving their positions..." "He is just like them." "He is our capable failure minister." "Gurveer Singh Sidhu." "Please give a huge round of applause for him." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "So, Guru, am I right?" "Well, everything is fine, sir, but you didn't the reason why I flunked." "Really?" "Okay, tell me, what is the reason?" "Well, sir, if I pass and go to the next class then who will remind you that your pant's zip is open?" "Shut up." "Shut up." "You..." "Get out." "Get out now!" "Get out!" "Yes, mother." "It is a very nice college, mother." "Don't worry." "I like the place." "Son, why did they teach you in college today?" "Mother, it was the first day." "Introduction has taken place." "Why kind of an illness is that?" "Mother, it is not an illness." "Introduction." "It means getting introduced to each other." "These city ideologies are beyond my comprehension, son." "All I know is that the city swallows village lads." "Mother, don't be disheartened." "For my sake." "Here, talk to your father." "Hello." "I'm Nachchattar Singh." "Father, I know your name." "Hello, father." "I seek your blessings." "Bless you, son." "Are you alright?" "Yes, father." "I am fine." "How are you?" "I'm fine with God's grace." "You tell me something new." "There's nothing else to say." "My lectures started today." "I, too, have prepared the land near the well." "I am thinking of planting round-gourd." "Yes." "Plant round-gourds." "Anything else, father?" "How are you?" "I am fine, son." "You tell me." "I am fine, father." "You tell me." "I'll talk to you later." "It's time to give water to the animals." "Okay then." "Bye, father." "Take care." "Bye." " Bye" "So?" "Spoke to your folks?" "What can I say?" "My mother doesn't stop worrying." "And I don't understand what to say to my father." "He talks about round-gourds and I talk about college lectures." "Don't worry." "Listen to me." "There is bound to be some difference in the old and the new generation, right?" "Don't spoil your mood." "Sher." "Come closer and listen to me." "That girl is sitting right behind you." "Which girl?" " Prinka." "Deep, I have to see her face today." "What should I do?" "It's very simple." "Get up, stand before her and say..." "Hello." "Myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Don't joke with me." "Idea." "There is a water dispenser over there." "I'll go there with an excuse to drink water." "I'll drink some water and also see her face." "I'll be right back." "Water is falling down." "What are you doing?" "Hurry up." " I'm drinking it." "Hurry up." "I'm very thirsty." "What would you like to eat?" "Hurry up." "One strong coffee." " Okay." "Hey." " Hurry up." "Wait." "I'm very thirsty." "Yes, I think I can come." "First drink the water." "Wait." "Wait." "I, too, am thirsty." "I am drinking it right before you." "I'll be there in ten minutes, okay?" " See you." " Bye." "I'm very thirsty." "What are you waiting for?" "Here, hold it." "Here, drink it." "So, how is your Prinka?" "No." "I couldn't see her face." "But because of her I have had so much water that I am in a bad state." "I'll have to go. - Let's go." " Come on." "Hold it." "Deep..." "At least don't make such noises." "It's no fun without the noises." "Wait." "Sher." " Wait for two minutes." "Sher, Saabu." "Hello, brother." "How are you?" "Guru saved you the other day." "I will have a proper introduction with you today." "Yes, brother." "We should get introduced." "It's very important." "Just give me two minutes." "One cannot stop nature's call." "Two minutes." "Hello, brother." "Myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Post office:" "Bassian." "Town:" "Jagraon." "District:" "Ludhiana." "I'll wash my hands." " Wait." "You don't need to wash your hands for the work I am about to make you do." "Tell me." "Tell me, brother." "What work do you want me to do?" "I'll do it right away." "A friend in need is a friend indeed." " Yes." "Come on, hold his face and put it in the toilet." "And flush it." "I won't be able to do it." "Never refuse me again." "I won't do it." "I won't do it." " Don't do it." "Come on, you flush his face." "Yes, brother." "As you say." "Are you out of your mind?" "I got beaten by a bat for you." "And you agreed at the first threat?" "I am saying it to save you." "I don't like flushing out someone else's urine." "Come on, it will only take a minute." " Shut up." "What a pair." "One is stupid and the other is coward." "What did you say, brother?" "Coward." "If it is so then even I will not such a thing." "That's better." "Well done, my boy." "Think over it." "If I'll hit you with a bat it will hurt badly." "I don't care." "Hit him as much as you want." "Not him." "You." "Come on, flush their faces and make them drown." "They should know what happens when they don't listen to Saabu." "Come on." "I will teach you a lesson." "Come on." "Take him." " No." "No." "Wait." "What's up?" "Now you will wash this shirt and return it to me." "Wear it, Saabu." "For this you need courage and not brawn." "Then let me see your courage today." "I am not courageous, I am very courageous." "I don't have so much of time to waste everyone, one by one." "Everyone come together." "This will get resolved sooner." "Okay?" "What is your problem, Gurveer?" "Sometimes you trouble teachers." "Sometimes you pick up fights." "Do you know that boy got 15 stitches?" "And then the other damages..." "I am lenient because of your father." "Otherwise I would have thrown you out of college long back." "This is my last warning, Gurveer." "If you don't change, then I won't think about your father." "I will suspend you from college." "Got it?" "What is it, Sher?" "We don't have time to sit." "Quickly pack your things." "We need to leave before Guru returns." "Hurry up." "I think we are not doing the right thing with him." "Listen to me." "What he is doing with us is also not right." "And then, even Saabu is behind us because of Guru." "It's not wrong to think about oneself." "You quickly pack your bags." "We have to leave." "Hurry up." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Goodbye, Rita." "If we are destined to meet I'll see you again." "Hello, father." "Welcome, prince." "Welcome." "I feel blessed as you came here." "By the way, what is it?" "Where were you?" "We had no information or news about you." "You wouldn't call me." "Nor would you answer my calls." "I am here now." "Oh." "Thank you very much." "You did your father a huge favour by coming here." "By the way I know why you are here." "You must have run out of money." "Am I right?" "Am I an ATM machine?" "That you come to me whenever you need money?" "Don't you have any responsibility?" "You didn't think it was necessary to tell me that you had failed once again, this year." "Your principal had called to complain about you." "That's when I came to know." "He cannot keep anything to himself." "Have some shame." "Have some shame." "People go to college to study so that they can improve their life." "So that they can become good human beings." "But you are turning to an animal." "You know, how much I had to apologise to the boy you thrashed black and blue?" "I had to even give money to suppress the issue." "Let me live in peace at least at this age." "What an useless child I have." "Look, Gurveer listen to me very carefully." "Either mend your ways or never ask me for money again." " What have you made for dinner tonight?" " Dinner?" "There's flatbreads, black lentils and potatoes." "People like you keep coming and my work goes on." "Do one thing." "Make four scrambled eggs for me." "Sorry." "You are late." "Now I cannot make anything." "Now you will have to eat what is made." "Okay, get whatever you have." "I am hungry." "Get it." " Get it." "Hello." "Hello, Guru." "Order me, sir." "You wish to eat something tasty?" "Don't worry." "Bablu is your brother." "I have chilli cottage cheese, Bengal grams." "Soft and fresh." "If you want I can make scrabbled eggs for you." "No." "You don't need to come here." "I'll send it to your room." "You just wait for five minutes." "I'll be right there." "That's great, Bablu." "For him there is chilli cottage cheese, Bengal grams scrabbled eggs and what we get is a simple no?" "We came first." "Serve us first." "Or are you scared of Guru?" "Brother, this isn't about fear." "It's about love." "Love." "Guru is a very nice person." "He has done me a lot of favours." " He is a gem of a person." " Gem of a person?" "But is he infamous in the college." "That's because Guru does what he pleases." "But why is he so bitter?" "You see, when one gets hurt badly he turns bitter." "Guru used to be a very nice person when he had come to college." "He fell in love with a girl and that girl betrayed him." "From that day onwards Guru changed completely." "But he takes good care of me." "He bought me this mobile." "Forget it." "I got late talking to you." "Wait for five minutes." "I'll go serve dinner to Guru and return." "Then I will feed you whatever you want." "Deep." " Yes." "What are you doing?" "The place where I am sitting there only one thing can be done." "I mean are you too thinking like me?" " Yes." "Guru is not a bad person." " Yes." "'Try to understand." "I'm getting married tomorrow.'" "'Lf you get married I will... '" "'No, Guru." "You won't do any such thing.'" "'Swear by me.'" "'You could have made your family swear by you as well.'" "'You can make such demands... ' '... only where you have a right.'" "'Right, Guru?" "'" "Why?" "Don't you want to say a dialogue today?" "Saabu, not today." "I am not in the mood today." "But I am in the mood." "'This is our last meeting." "I want you to bid me goodbye with smile.'" "'So that when I leave, I can take your smiling face with me.'" "He is smiling." "Teach him a lesson." "He shouldn't be able to smile again." "Hit him." " You..." "Kiddo, why are you inviting trouble?" "How are you concerned with him?" "He is our friend." "You will have to deal with us before you touch him." "Come on." "Let's go." "That's enough for today." "He won't get up from the bed for the next 10 days." "We will teach them a lesson some other time." "Guru." " Guru." "Brother." "Get up." "How are you feeling now, Guru?" "I'm feeling better now." "Tell me something." "Usually you bash them up so badly, what went wrong yesterday?" "Just like that." "I wasn't in the mood to fight." "It's difficult to know your mood." "They were beating and you were smiling." "Just like that." "I remembered something." "I'm sure it must be funny." "Yes, it's funny." "We wanted to tell you something, buddy." "What?" "We wanted to say sorry to you." "We misunderstood you, buddy." "It's okay." "In fact, I also wanted to thank you... for saving me." "It's okay, buddy." "Yes, seriously." "Thanks, dude." "Dude?" "What is this?" "It's not 'Doodh' (milk), it's dude." "It means stylish Yankee." "Okay, so it means me?" "Just like me." "Right?" "We are cool." "So cool." "We are village dudes." "O yeah." "We exchange jeans and shirts." "We challenge each other." "We sit and have fun on the bike and flirt around with the girls." "Sometimes we sing English songs." "Sometimes we eat pizzas and burgers." "And then we eat the jaggery which comes from our village." "We are village dudes." "We are village dudes." "We are village dudes." "The hostel is our den and our room no." "Is 340." "We make tea in the middle of the night on the heater." "We stick posters on the walls and romance with the pictures." "We console our friend by saying, Don't worry she'll be yours." "Washing clothes is a big problem, so we wear the same jockey shorts." "We apply deodorant on the socks and show off to everybody." "Our standard is high during the day but the fact is that we are villagers by heart." "We are village dudes." "We are village dudes." "We are village dudes." "We are village dudes." "Students, today, I'm going to teach you all financial management." "Sir." "Approaches to a budgeting heady gear." "So, I want all of you to pay attention to me." "Yes." "Budget is not only a statement of income and expenditure but is a plan for the year ahead." "Indicates programme, activities, etc," " over a period." " Sir, I have a little confusion." "Wait, where are you going?" "What's the matter?" "Why are you so quiet?" "What shall we say, sir?" "We don't have any excuse." "Okay, then tell the truth." "As you say, sir." "Actually, sir, your lecture was so boring that we were feeling sleepy so we were going to the canteen to have tea." "Shall we go, sir?" "I know that you are shameless." "And you both?" "Are you both with him?" "Get out." "Get out of my class." "Stand outside the classroom until the lecture is not over." "Sir." " What is it?" "No, sir, that is fine." "Sir, I wanted to tell you that explain her this chapter well she seems to be very confused." "Why don't you take a sip?" "No, take it away." "I have promised my mother." "Stop hogging." "Spare some dumplings for us too." "Here are your dumplings." "Dumplings are important to you than me?" "Don't be angry, Sheru." "Eat as much as you want." "And listen to me, don't call me Sheru." "It sounds as though you are calling some dog." "Don't get upset." "Eat some dumplings." "Shall we order some biscuits for you?" "Get lost." "I don't want to sit with you." "Listen, don't be angry." "Tell us did you like some pretty lass or not?" "Pretty lass?" "There are many pretty girls in the college." "For example?" "For example Balvinder Kaur." "Oh, she has moustache, buddy." "Harpreet Kaur." "Harpreet." "No." " No, buddy." "Have you seen Neetu?" "She is very pretty." "Not bad." "Radhika." "Okay." "There are many other pretty girls in the college." "Then what is the problem?" "The problem is none of them match with us." "This is wrong, Sheru." "You are not at all dashing." "Shut up." "Stop making fun of me." "You'll see one day I'll date one of the best looking girls from our college." "Then you must go and talk to Priyanka." "How can I go and talk to her?" "I haven't even seen her face as yet." "Whenever I try to see her face some or the other problem comes up." "Either she is absent for the lecture or I am busy with my studies." "Hello, which studies are you talking about?" "I have never seen you studying." "Don't say like this." "Although I get only thirty marks, I try my level best." "Why don't you try your level best for Priyanka?" "You'll come to know whether you'll pass or fail." "No, I won't take any step without seeing the face." "What if she doesn't match me?" "What will I do then?" "And what is she matches your choice?" "I'll still consider." "Hey you." "Okay, students." "See you tomorrow" "Excuse me, can I get back my clip please?" "Hello, can I get my clip back?" "What?" "Okay, I said, can I get my clip back... please?" "What?" "Give me my clip please." "Thanks." "Deep." "Deep." "Deep." "Deep." "What is it?" "Tell me once again what did Priyanka say in English?" "I have already told you so many times." "Please let me sleep, buddy." "It's two o'clock in the night." "Tell me, please, tell me." "Tell him or else he'll keep you awake the whole night." "She said, Can I get my clip back please?" "Oh, my God." "She just wanted her clip back." "You are behaving as if she asked for your heart." "You city people don't understand this." "In all these years, in the village, if a girl has told me anything she has told me only this Hey you, pass the cow dung cakes to me." "Today a girl asked for a clip from me and that too in English." "I'm so happy." "This boy has gone out of control." "Who wants to be in control?" "Has anything ever such happened with both of you that you see a girl for the first time and your heart starts saying hello to her?" "Though not hello, hello, but it has said yes." "Scoundrels, stop making fun of me." "You see I'm going to propose Priyanka in the morning and that too in English." "In English?" "Yes, my friend." "Will you do friendship with me?" "Will you do friendship with me?" "Will you do friendship with me?" "Hello." " What is it?" "Where is the library?" "I want to make a membership card." "I don't know." "What are you saying?" "You study here and you don't know where the library is." "Go straight then take a right and then left." "Isn't the library over there?" "When you know then why are you troubling me?" "I was trying to confirm." "Go, don't bother me." "Go." "Strange guy." "What was it?" "I forgot everything." "I had mugged it up so well." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "I want to..." "Yes." "Myself Khadak Sher Singh." "Village:" "Poondrhi." "Post office:" "Bassian." "Town:" "Jagraon." "District:" "Ludhiana." "Okay." "Yes." "I wanted to tell you something else." "What?" " What did you want to tell me?" " I had mugged it up so well but English is a very difficult language, I forgot." "Okay, then you try to remember, I'm going." "No, no, I remember it." "I got it." " Will you do membership with me?" " What!" "Membership?" "You mean friendship, right?" "Yes, yes, you are right." "Friendship." "So cute." "What?" "I liked the way you said that you want to be my friend." "So you liked it?" " Yes, it was funny." "Then?" " Then what?" "Your answer." "Yes, of course." "Of course, we both can be friends." "We both study in the same class so there's no problem at all." "Right?" "Right." "Absolutely right." "Hi, Sher Singh, I'm Priyanka." "Hello, Prinka." " No, no, it's Priyanka." "Prinka." "P-R-l-Y-A-N-K-A." "Priyanka" "P-R-l-Y-A-K." "Prinka." "No problem." "It's okay." "You are funny, Sher Singh." "Yes, I am." "Okay, so I'll see you in the class then?" "Bye." "I have won my battle, Tinka." "I saw your pretty face and fell in love with you." "I saw your pretty face and fell in love with you." "I have fallen madly in love with you." "I have fallen madly in love with you." "I have fallen madly in love with you." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When she opens her mouth and speaks in English with me..." "When she opens her mouth and speaks in English with me..." "She takes my breath away." "She takes my breath away." "She takes my breath away." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "I'll marry you and take you to my village." "Everybody will be shocked." "I'll marry you and take you to my village." "Everybody will be shocked." "My heart beats for only for you." "My heart beats for only for you." "My heart beats for only for you." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "When Tinka met Prinka..." "Guru, what do keep writing in this diary?" "I have seen you writing in it so many times." "Nothing, just writing old some expenses." "You aren't so concerned about money to keep a tab on them." "It's not always about money, Deep." "There are other things as well." "Okay, fine." "If you don't want to tell then don't." "Come on I'm very hungry let's go and have lunch." "Let's go." "Good morning, sir." "Good morning, students." "Please be seated." "Thank you, sir." "Check your paper and pass it on." "Students, your papers are checked." "I'm quite satisfied with your performance." "Some students have performed very well." "For example Simmi." "She has scored highest marks in the class. 99 out of 100." "Well done, Simmi." " Thank you, sir." "Ninety-nine?" "Three boys can pass in these marks." "My paper is not there." "Not even mine." "My paper is never there." "There are some students who have performed very well but there are three such students I would like to mention specially about." "I'm feeling ashamed after checking their papers." "First one is Deep Sondhi." "He had passed with good marks in 12th grade but I feel that he has fallen into some bad company in the college lately." "He has passed with grace marks." "And second is Khadak Sher Singh." "I have never come across an overconfident person like him." "He has attempted only thirty-three marks paper because he had full confidence that he'll pass with thirty-three marks." "And he has scored twenty marks." "And the third one, I have no words to express him." "Gurveer Singh." "He has scored zero." "Because he has written the story of Titanic movie in his Economics paper." "Well done." "It was a good movie, guys." "I should have scored at least three to four marks." "I request three of you to please stand up." "It's not as if we are going to pray We could have talked sitting down." "Would you like to say anything, Khadak Sher Singh?" "No, sir." "Deep Sondhi?" "No sir." "Okay." "Sir, I want to ask something." "Yes, ask." "Sir, if you don't like romantic movies can I write a story of an action movies next time?" " Shut up." "You should have seen Kakkad's face." "Why do you insult him so much?" "I don't do it on purpose." "It just happens." "It just happens." "But listen to me." " Yes?" "Other professors too scold you." "I don't feel bad when others scold me." "I can sense hatred in Kakkad's words." "He behaves as if the students who don't study don't have any feelings." "He feels if a student doesn't study he cannot do anything in life." "It's not so." "Intelligence is not limited to studies." "Other things count as well." "Deep, every person... every person has a talent." "Great." "Great." "Listening to you I feel I shouldn't study." "Why shouldn't you?" "What will you tell your parents?" "Why do you remind me of it?" "I am already worried how I will tell them that I flunked a test." "Why do you worry?" "This test won't be counted for the final." "Our final assignment is the most important thing." "If you clear that, you clear your finals." "What do I know?" "But I am worried about that as well." "What will I do in it?" "I am there for you, right?" "Yes." "But I too need to do something on my own, right?" "Yes, you will if you get a break from doing Prinka's job." "Don't exaggerate." "Got it?" "She doesn't make me do a lot of things." "Really?" "Then who bunked college the whole day the day before yesterday to service her car?" "Yes, I had." "So?" "If she affectionately tells me to do a few things then why do you guys feel hurt?" "It will hurt you when your father hits his slipper on your rear." "That is what I fear." "I don't understand what I should do." "I cannot lie." "I won't be able to tell the truth." "Look, come here." "I have an idea." " What?" "How much did you score?" " 20." "20." " How much did you attempt?" "33." "So technically..." "Technically, you scored 20 out of 33?" "Right?" " Yes." "So Deep, how much percentage is that?" "60." "60." " There you go. 60." "So I got 60%" " Yes." "Very good." "Great." "Oh no." "Kiran Bedi is back." "You are giving such a good advice to your friend." "Great." " Simmi, we are just kidding." "Yes, how can I tell my parents that." "You will know the result of this joke when you will fail the final." "It won't make a difference to him." "But your life will get ruined." "If he is your friend he should be worried about you." "Right?" "But he is turning you like him." "Ask her what is her problem." "Why is she after my life?" "You had called me a flatterer, right?" "Then let me tell you, I would prefer to be a flatterer than be useless and duffer like you." "Simmi, please." "You are crossing your limits now." "Guru is neither useless nor duffer." "Really?" "I have never heard him say anything intelligent." "He cannot do anything other than thrash people." "I'll make a move." "Otherwise..." "Guru, here you are." "We have been looking for you since so long." "Come, let's go and have dinner." "The mess will close down." "Come on." "I am not hungry." "You guys go and eat." "You are still thinking about what Simmi said?" "She is stupid." "Why get angry over something she said?" "And if you are angry then vent it out on her." "Why are you making us starve?" "Let's go." "I told you." "I am not hungry." "You guys go and eat." "Forget it." "We won't eat." "Give me the bottle." "You don't need to sit here." "Go and study." "Otherwise everyone will say you flunked because of me." "Why are you talking like kids?" "Let people say whatever they want to." "We three know this very well that you might be behind whatever good we do." "But you have nothing to do what we do badly." "True." "Brother, I am ready to write in on a stamp paper that I failed on my own." "You are getting angry unnecessarily." "You laughed at my first joke." "For you Sheru is the right name." "You are a dog." "Everyone is a dog." "Everyone is a dog." "Scientists just said that our ancestors were monkeys." "True." "Guru." "You write so well." "I told you not to touch my diary." "You write so well that I couldn't resist." "I doubted that there is something special in this diary." "But I didn't know that you write poetry in it." "Beware if you tell anyone about it." "Why?" "What's there to hide in it?" "Deep, you don't understand." "If people like Saabu find out that Guru writes poetry he will lose his reputation in college." "Fine, I won't." "But at least tell me from whom have you write it." "Tell us." "Why hide it from us?" "I am not hiding anything." "Just like that." "The one I wish to forget." "I don't feel like talking about her." "Okay, brother." "If you don't feel like it then don't." "Don't spoil your mood." "Come on, let's have dinner." "Come on, I'm starving." "Come on." " Come." " At least tell us her name." "Mandeep Singh." " Yes, sir." "Manpreet Chahal." " Yes, sir." "Priyanka Singh." " Yes, sir." "Priyanka Singh." "Yes, sir." "Priyanka Singh." "Yes, sir." " Priyanka Singh." " Yes, sir." "Say it loudly..." " Hail Goddess." "Sher Singh." "I think you know what you have to do." "Yes, sir." "I am so stupid." "Goddess trapped me." "Sorry, sir." "Okay, students." "Before I start the lecture I want to inform all of you that students who wish to participate in the college festival should write their names in this register after the lecture." "And then go and meet Ms. Bharati of the organizing committee." "Okay?" " Yes, sir." " Come on, let's start now." "Prinka." "Hi, Sheru." "Hello, Priyanka." "Hello, Priyanka." "What are you doing here?" "You didn't go to give my proxy?" "What do I say, Priyanka?" "Kakkad threw me out of the class as I was giving your proxy." "I'm so sorry." "Why are you apologising, Priyanka?" "I should be the one apologising." "You asked me to do such a small job and I couldn't even to that." "Sorry." " So sweet." "That I am." "It's okay." "Sheru." " Yes?" "Will you do me another small favour?" "Please." "You don't need to ask." "Order me." "Okay." "Well, I am busy for the next two days." "So, please, can you somehow complete my pol-science assignment?" "You know the one we have to submit day after tomorrow?" "No problem." "Your job will be done." "Thank you." "You're a life saver." "And you're so sweet." "See you." "She pulled my cheeks and called me sweet." "Now I won't wash this cheek." "Hi, friends." "That was Khalsa College's western song." "Before we move towards our next program a first year student of this college Deep Sondhi is presenting a special item." "Friends." "Buddies." "I am presenting this item, today not because I want to take part in the festival or that I want praises." "I am only doing this to show a few people that what notion they have about my dear friend my priceless friend, Gurveer Singh is absolutely wrong." "So, hence I am going to sing a song written by Gurveer." "Buddies, if you have ever suffered from heartbreak..." "If you have ever felt hurt..." "If you have ever felt like crying..." "Then I am sure that you will really like this song." "Listen to these words written by Gurveer and feel what kind of a person he must be." "Anyone who walks the path of love barefoot will soon have a piece of glass under his foot." "If anyone who looks into soul through my eyes shall face the truth." "It is not easy to belong to anyone." "It's like a glass piercing in the eyes." "My heart still yearns." "The wound is still raw." "My heart still yearns." "The wound is still raw." "I can no longer hide it in my heart." "Let my feelings flow out through my eyes." "Let me cry a little." "Let me cry a little." "Let me cry a little." "Let me cry a little." "Will it hit or not?" "Want to bet 50?" "He is here." "A new poetry has come up in my mind." "I'll say right away." " Alright." "Here you go." "The boy keeps mugging the books of MBD all night." "Good one, Sheru, great." "Don't call me Sheru." "All the girls are sitting close by." "The boy keeps mugging the books of MBD all night." "He passes with only thirty three percent marks after working so hard." "Excellent." "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing." "From the day the festival got over in the college everybody is behaving very strangely with me." "The boys aren't scared of me and the girls keep smiling at me." "Deep, didn't I warn you to not touch my diary?" "Sorry, buddy, you became so upset that day due to Simmi that I couldn't control myself." "Guru, you are very strange." "First of all, he has tried to improve your image in the college and on top of that you are angry with him." "If you have any kind of problem then why don't you say it in front of everybody that this poetry was not written by you and Sheri has written it." "I'll handle all those girls who keep smiling at you." "Deep, I'm really very sorry but I'm not used to all this." "Then get used to it." "Excuse me, Guru." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "What's the matter?" "Can you please come a bit aside?" "Side?" "Tell me what you want to say, here." "Guru, I have behaved very badly with you till today so I wanted to apologize to you." "I'm really very sorry." "What?" "Please forgive me." "It's okay." "Thank you, Guru." "I hope we'll forget our past fights and start afresh." "So, friends?" "Thank you." "Bye." "Thank you." "Deep." " Hello, mother." "Hello, son, how are you?" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "Mother, they are my roommates and classmates as well." "He's Sheru, and he's Guru." " Hello, aunt." "Hello." "God bless you son." "Please come in." "Come." "Come on in." "Come." " Come." "Come in." "Aunt, from the day Priyanka has touched his cheek this fool has not washed the left side of his face." "How many days has it been?" "Five days." " Today is the fifth day, aunt." "He covers his left side daily in the morning and washes the other side and keeps singing." "I'm feeling on top of the world." "Stop it." "Tease me as much as you want." "I know you both are jealous of me." "Jealous of you?" " Here, have some jaggery, son." " Very good." "Aunt, I'm going to take all of this with me." "You get some more." " You are so shameless, Guru." "Why are you saying like this?" "This is also like my own house." "Isn't it, aunt?" " Yes, son." "In fact I'm so glad that my Deep has found such good friends like you." "Come." "Come on." "Okay, mother, take care." "Okay, son, you too take care." " Okay." "Okay, aunt, goodbye." "We'll come again to empty your kitchen." "You're most welcome." "Do come." "Yes." "Goodbye." "Alright." " Go carefully, okay." "Goodbye, aunt." " Goodbye." "Let's go." "Just a moment, Deep." " Yes." "Mrs. Sharma was saying something About Manna's daughter..." "What's her name?" "Yes, Aman." "She is also studying in your college." "Which Aman?" "Now have you forgotten Aman also?" "You both have studied together from Lower KG to the 12th grade." "What?" "What happened?" "From the time we have left home, both of you are staring at me." "What happened?" "Why have you stopped the jeep?" "Tell us first." "Do you think that we both are fools?" "What do you mean?" "Meaning?" "You have been studying from your kinder garden..." "What is it?" "Aman?" "Buddy, not KG from lower KG." "Yes." "And you are pretending that you don't know her?" "Why?" "What's the matter, buddy?" "Nothing at all." "You guys are impossible." "Look, tell us clearly or else we both will go and ask Aman." "Do I have to tell you everything?" " Yes, everything with all the details." "Hurry up." "To tell you frankly the fact is that..." "Come on, hurry up, quick." "What are you up to?" "Actually..." "I love her." "You..." "Sorry, buddy." "He has done such a thing that I felt like abusing him." "Alright." "From when?" "From lower KG." "Does Aman love you too?" "I don't know, buddy." "Is she aware about of this?" "I feel, no." "Why?" "Because I never told her." "You..." "Have you told anybody else that you love Aman?" "You both are the first ones to know about it." "What kind of a person are you, Deep?" "Don't you feel like going and Expressing your feelings to Aman?" "I do." "Then why don't you go and express it, you fool." "I don't have the courage to go and tell her." "You..." "How do I express my love for you?" "How do I tell you what I feel for you?" "How do I express my love for you?" "How do I tell you what I feel for you?" "I keep imagining how to express my love for you." "My heart beats for her." "But she is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "She is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "She is in my thoughts." "She is there all around me." "Being so close to her I couldn't express my love for her." "Oh Lord." "Oh Lord." "Oh Lord." "Oh Lord." "I keep imagining how to express my love for you." "My heart beats for her." "But she is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "She is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "My God knows my pain, but she is unaware about it." "So, Aman has five brothers?" "Yes." "All five are hardcore Jats." "Buddy, her entire family is like that." "Why are you laughing?" "Will you tell me?" "Sheru, our Deep is so innocent and Aman is a hardcore Jat." "And she has five brothers and all of them are sturdy Jats." "So what?" "Nothing, buddy." "You are a very big coward." "He eats chicken daily and that too with alcohol and that too without chewing." "They will shred you to pieces." "They will beat you so badly..." "So it's better to laugh now imagining about all this." "We have to cry later on." "Sheru, am I right?" "True." "Deep, I'm warning you beforehand that you are going to be in a big problem." "I just can't stop laughing imagining about it." "You fool." "Couldn't you find any other girl for yourself?" "Why are you laughing so much?" "Haven't you seen your own case?" "You can't even call out her name properly." "You keep calling her Prinka." "Prinka." "You can't put kerosene in a Maruti car." "Kerosene in a Maruti car." "What's wrong with you?" "Don't worry." "You are also going to be in our league." "What do you mean?" " I'm talking about Simmi." "She's after you." " Not at all." "They will look such an odd couple." "Am I right?" "So funny." "What happened?" "You are laughing at your own insult?" "No." "Actually..." "Actually, we three are idiots." "Yes, you are right." "Tell me one thing." " Yes." "Is she really after me?" "Yes." "Very soon you are going to fall in love, buddy." "How can you say like that?" "I'm not at all interested in her." "But she is not all that bad, buddy." "When did I say that she is not nice?" "I'm not interested in her at all, that's all." "At one point he says that he wants to forget her and on the other, he's not ready to leave her." "Buddy, if the wound doesn't gets healed on its own then you shouldn't stop the other person from applying balm on the wound." "Stop giving me lecture." "You spoilt my good mood." "Alright, we won't talk about it." "Guru, at least tell us her name." "Why are you staring like this?" "He knows everything about our girls and is not ready to even tell us her name." "Tell us at least this much, buddy." "Don't tell us anything more." "Rita." "Rita?" "Rita!" "Rita!" "Oh, my God." "Sorry, buddy, but Rita..." "Rita." "Sorry, but I've named the lizard in our room, Rita." "You..." "I'm not going to spare you." "God have mercy." "Use your strength." "Please listen to me." "Otherwise there will be a massacre." "The gear of the car got stuck." "While pushing the car she got breathless." "God have mercy." "'I'm in love." "I'm in love." "I'm in love with you.'" "'I'm in love with you.'" "'I'm in love with you.'" "Wait!" "'I'm in love." "I'm in love." "I'm in love with you.'" "What are you doing?" "Stop it." "Don't do it, please." "Stop it." "Come on, come out." "Leave." "Oh no!" "Yes, Priyanka." "I'm free." "Yes, okay." "Alright." "Alright." "I'll be there within two minutes." "Okay." "Oh my God!" "What shall I do now?" "What shall I do?" "What happened?" "I heard it for the first time from her, today." "Heard it for the first time." " What?" "What do the foreigners say?" "STD." " STD?" "It's CCD." "Yes, CCD." "It's our first date." "Today?" " Yes." "She, Priyanka and myself, Sheru are going for a date for the first time to CCD." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I'm so happy." "I don't understand what to do." "First of all, come back to your senses, wear your clothes." "Okay, listen, Sheru, can you drive a jeep?" "No." "Bike?" "No." " Will you take her out in the auto rickshaw?" "I know to drive only one vehicle." " Which one?" "Couldn't you bring any other vehicle, Sheru?" "Not a better vehicle than a tractor." "You just enjoy the ride." "We'll reach soon." "Here it is." "Here you go." "Here you go." "Please come." "Come." "So we have reached finally." "I hope you enjoyed?" "Yes, it was fun." "So, shall we go inside?" "Why are you hungry?" "No I'm not hungry and we can't talk standing here in the hot sun." "I'm so sorry, Sheru, but I don't have the time to talk to you." "Actually, I have come to meet Shavinder." "Shavinder?" "Actually, I have meet him couple of times before." "We have discussed things between us." "I like him a lot." "And today is our first official date." "Date?" "Then for what have I come here for?" "It's but obvious Sheru, I was getting late and my car broke down." "And it didn't strike me what else to do so I called you up." "What's the matter?" "Why are you reacting as though I have done something wrong?" "We are friends, right?" "I have told you to so many things earlier as well and you have done them willingly." "I thought that you didn't call Me for some work today." "Then what did you think?" "That I have called you on a date?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I wonder what's the problem with guys like you." "I spoke with you for sometime and you thought that I'm interested in you?" "Why did you think so?" "Did I say anything to you?" "Even if I didn't say anything to you you must be aware of my feelings towards you." "Oh, my God." "You know what?" "Your feelings are your problem, not mine." "I'm not at all interested in you." "After all, we don't match at all." "I'm a Canada returned girl and you have not even been to Delhi." "I mean we have nothing in common." "Actually, your height is shorter than mine." "You should have thought about all these things before making such an assumption." "I didn't think about it." "So now sit and think it over." "And please don't ever try to talk to me henceforth." "If I ask she will..." "So how was your date?" "What's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "What shall I do of these tears?" "What shall I do of these tears?" "What shall I do of these tears which keep flowing like water." "Flows." "Flows." "Flows." "What shall I do of the broken heart?" "What shall I do of the broken heart which bears all your pain." "Bears." "Bears." "Bears." "Listen to me, my love." "I'm like a broken star." "I'm like a broken star." "What about this innocent fool?" "What about this innocent fool, who chants your name all the time?" "Chants." "Chants." "Chants." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "The sky and the stars and breeze are the witness of our meetings." "They all are the witness of my love for you." "The sky and the stars and breeze are the witness of our meetings." "They all are the witness of my love for you." "Listen to me, my love." "I'm like a broken star." "I'm a broken star." "What shall I do of these flowers?" "What shall I do of these flowers which talk about." "Talk about you." "Talk about you." "Talk about you." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "My beloved." "Hi, Guru." "Hi." "What are you thinking?" "Nothing." "Why are you sitting here all alone?" "Where is Deep?" "In the hostel." "And Sheru is also not to be seen from last two-three days." "I haven't seen three of you together." "Either I see Deep or you." "Is anything wrong?" "No." "I'm sure there is something or else you would never be so unhappy." "You didn't even run after seeing me today." "Fine, if you don't want to tell me then it's okay." "Just tell me one thing, is everything okay?" "Nothing okay." "Sheru's condition is bad." "Sheru?" "What's wrong with him?" "That fool fell in love." "I tried reasoning with him but he didn't listen to me." "He's heartbroken now and I can't see him like this." "That girl has crushed my friend's feelings like anything." "Who?" " The one who is in our class." "Priyanka." "Priyanka?" "But she's Sheru's good friend, am I right?" "She just used him." "And he mistook it for love." "But later, he came to know that she loves somebody else." "Priyanka likes somebody else?" "That third year student, Shavinder." "Saabu?" "But how is this possible?" "Why?" "Saabu loves my roommate." "What?" " Yes." "Shivani has told me so many times that Saabu gifted her so many things and took her out on a date." "Gave her a card." "This is for you..." "Thank you." "And..." "This is also for you..." "And this one is also for you." "So many gifts." "Priyanka, you?" "What are you doing here?" "Who is she, Shavinder?" "Why did you slap him?" "Because I was the one who was sitting here on Monday, instead of you." "And he was giving me gifts." "Scoundrel." "Shivani, gifts." "What's the matter, Priyanka?" "Why are you sitting here?" "Aren't you attending the class?" "Look, Priyanka, how long are you going to think about Shavinder and upset yourself?" "He doesn't deserve you at all." "I'm not upset thinking about him." "I'm upset because of this fact that how could I do such a big mistake." "How did I get trapped with such a wrong person?" "Let bygones be bygones." "Think about your future." "We have to submit our final assignment today." "Have you brought it?" " I didn't make it." "You had ample time." "Why didn't you prepare it?" "Mr. Kakkad will shout at you now." "You will fail." "No problem, request Mr. Kakkad and take extension from him." "Let's go." "Okay, students..." "I think I had given you ample time to make this assignment." " Didn't I?" " Yes, sir." "But despite this there is one such student who has not completed this assignment." "And such student deserves to fail." "Sher Singh." "Do you have any excuse for not submitting your assignment?" "Any excuse for which I can think of giving you an extension." "No." "It's okay." "Either you plan to sit in this class for one more year or else pack your luggage and go back to your village Poondrhi." "Now you can go, please." "Are you mad?" "You gave your assignment to Priyanka?" "She has misbehaved with you and you have ruined your future because of her?" "He's so strange." "You are telling me this?" "The one who didn't attend The college for two years because of a girl." "You are telling all this to me?" " Leave aside my topic." "Think about your father." "What will he feel?" "That you have failed and you are a bad boy." "Let them feel." "Why are you ruining your career?" "We can go and meet the professor." "If we somehow manage to get a degree we will get a good job." "Your life will be set." "I wanted to do agriculture even after getting my degree." "I'll do that now without having the degree." "Deep, don't do it, buddy." "What's wrong with you, buddy?" "Why are you behaving like this?" "Try to understand me, friends." "I can't live here anymore." "This city didn't suit me." "So that girl is everything for you we, your friends mean nothing for you?" "Don't say like this, buddy." "Brothers can make you proud." "But you cannot fall in love with them." "Because I..." "I am not that type of a person." "Please don't go, buddy." "Think over it again." "No, Deep, please don't stop me now." "Please come to till the door to say goodbye to me." "Now hold my luggage." "Rita has a new boyfriend... and that too a Englishman." "Doesn't he resemble like our friend, Guru?" "Come on." "Excuse me, Guru." "Hey, Deep." "Where is Sheru?" "He's not to be seen." "It's none of your concern." "Actually, I wanted to talk to him." "You have told him what you wanted to say." "I wanted to apologise for the same." "I realised later on that I did a wrong thing." "What did you say?" "You did a wrong thing?" "Do you have any idea about what you did with him?" "That poor chap used to chant your name day and night." "He used to wait for when Priyanka would give him some work and he would do it." "He used stay awake the whole night just to prepare your notes." "He used to skip his meals." "He never used to go home in the vacations." "Why?" "Because you used to be here." "You have broken his heart, Priyanka." "He was madly in love with you." "You were right; you both don't match well." "Because you are nothing in front of my buddy." "Let's go, Deep." "Priyanka." "I have come to say sorry to you." "You loved me so much and I treated you so badly." "I didn't see you heart... and just saw that you are a villager and I'm modern." "And we don't match at all." "I used to think that you are shorter in height than me but I was wrong." "You are such a nice person." "And I didn't even realise that you have a heart of gold." "I guess, really, what I'm going to try to say right here now is that I hope you can find it somewhere deep it in your heart to forgive me." "Please, will you, Sheru?" "What?" " What?" "I have told you so much and you are asking 'What'?" "I didn't understand a single word after what you said about my height." "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "I guess I became emotional and said everything in English." "Sorry." " No problem, you don't need to be sorry." "But what did you say?" "It was good to hear." "I said a lot of things, but in the end I would like to say only one thing..." "What?" " That is, please will you do membership with me?" "I said, my dear friend, Sheru won't you go back to your village Poondrhi?" "The train is about to come." "I say, now even the army comes here." "Tinka won't go." "Oh my Sheru..." "Hi." "Oh, hi." "Can I sit?" "Yes, sit." "What is this?" "I thought since you are not talking to me maybe you have come here to study." "No, no." "In fact, I have come here to say thanks to you." "Thanks?" "For what?" "For helping me in Sheru's matter." "Okay." "Fine." "If you want to give me the credit then I won't be happy with just your thanks." "Then how?" "If I have done really a good job then my gift also should be of the same level." "Right?" "Okay." "So what do you want?" "Look, it's a very common policy." "An eye for an eye, and life in exchange of life, so..." "So?" "So... heart in exchange of..." "Guru." "Guru wait." "At least answer my question." "What answer shall I give you, Simmi?" "Yes, no." "Say at least something." "Please, Guru, say something." "I have tried so many times to be friends with you but you kept on avoiding me." "Am I so bad?" "It's not like that, Simmi." "Then what is it, Guru?" "Look, either you flatly say no to me so that I never trouble you again or else you tell me the reason for this kind of attitude of yours." "After all... what are you scared of?" "I'm scared of the breaking of a relationship." "All girls are not alike, Guru." "Try to trust me at least once." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die if I don't get you." "I'll die if I have to stay away from you." "I'll die, beautiful." "I'll die." "I express my love for you, you are my God." "I express my love for you, you are my God." "My heart beats only for you." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I don't know how..." "I don't know how I fell in love with you." "I gave my heart to you." "I gave my heart to you." "You are mine and only mine." "You are mine and only mine." "I'll die if you break my heart, my love." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I'll die..." "I'll die..." "I'll die." "I'll die, beautiful." "I'll die" "Mr. Sharma, please be seated." " I'll be back in sometime." " Alright." "Hello." "She's my friend Simmi." "Simmi, he's my father." "Hello, uncle." "Hello." "You please be seated." "I have to discuss something important with Guru." "Excuse me." "Who is this girl with whom you roam around in the whole city?" "Father, she is Simmi and she's my classmate." "Only your classmate or something more?" "Father, I love Simmi." "And I would like her to be my life partner." "Is it so?" "So you have decided?" "Yes." "Without even discussing or taking my opinion you have already decided?" "Am I wrong?" "I am the one who has to select my life partner." "Am I right?" "This is not just about you choosing your life partner we are also going to get related in some way with this girl and her family." "Do you know anything about her family?" "I didn't feel the need." "The girl is good, she is decent her parents are teachers." "What else do we need?" "I thought that you are not intelligent, but you are a big fool." "Before getting into a relationship you must see the status of the girl's family." "But these things don't matter to me, father." "It may not matter to you but it matters for me." "And I'm sure this girl has planned everything and only then befriended you." "What do you mean to say?" "I'm very clear, son, this girl from a middleclass family." "She saw that you belong to a rich family so she has trapped you." "Papa, please." "No, Guru." "Your father is right." "Simmi?" "You are right, uncle." "A girl like me from a middleclass family cannot find a richer boy like Guru." "But uncle, one is not rich only due to his wealth." "I'm not at all interested in your wealth." "I love Guru because of his kind heart and good nature." "I love his thoughts." "I love the poet in him, his intelligence." "Whom are you trying to fool, dear?" "Poet and intelligent?" "Why?" "Why are you so shocked?" "Because I know my son very well." "He can be anything but never intelligent." "Do you know he's failing continuously since the last two years?" "But this doesn't mean that he's not intelligent." "There can be some other reason." "What other reason can you find apart from him being unintelligent?" "Perhaps he's disturbed, he's sad." "Maybe he wants someone who can understand him." "I understand everything, Simmi." "It's been only two days since you met him and you have started lecturing me." "If you are so sure about him, then you can also give a try." "Let's see what he does." "Alright, uncle." "I have complete faith in my love and I'm ready to challenge you either Guru will pass this time or I'll never show my face to you again." "This is a middleclass girl's promise to you." "Guru, have you gone mad?" "What are you up to?" "I'm cleaning the mess, Punni." "I wasted a lot of time." "It's time to work hard now." "Work as hard as you want, but why are you closing down my business?" "You know very well that you are my biggest client." "Hold these books." "Listen to me, you also leave all this and try to study." "Why should I study?" "I have to handle my father's business." "Then you handle your business and let me handle my love." "Guru, you have become very serious." "You are not the same old Guru." "Yes, you are right." "It's rightly said that love makes a man useless." "What?" "And you brought the card here?" "I just fail to understand one thing, buddy do you really love Aman or not?" "I'm asking you, do you love her not." "Buddy, you all know that I can't live without Aman." "Then you must go and talk to Aman." "If you really want Aman in your life then you have to talk to her today, Deep." "But her marriage is already fixed, buddy." "What kind of a person are you?" "It's not the time to think or else you'll repent for the rest of your life that I wish I could hold her hand and stop her." "Come on, get up, buddy." "Get up." "Come on, my hero." "Look, this is the right moment." "You have to be bold and win your love." "If you won't tell her today then you won't be able to tell her for the rest of your life." "Aman." "Aman, you must be wondering why I have come here all of a sudden, today." "In fact I have some urgent work with you." "Actually, Aman, I wanted to say..." "I had thought that I'll say a lot but I don't know why I'm speechless." "Actually, Aman, you don't need words to express your love one must be able to read it from the eyes." "If you are able to understand me then look into my eyes and read what my heart wants to say." "Aman, read it a bit faster, I can't wait any longer now." "I have been reading it from your eyes since so many years." "Aman!" "You know it, Aman?" "That's the reason I left the card in the canteen." "Since when?" "Perhaps since day one." "Then why didn't you ever say anything?" "When you didn't say anything then how could I?" "And I used to think that maybe a girl like you may not like a boy like me." "I just waited for you to approach me but you never came." "I have come now." "It's of no use now." "It's too late." "My parent's have fixed my marriage." "Aman, please don't say like this." "Don't say no to me now." "We don't have any other option, Deep." "Nor I'm such a girl who will go against her family and nor are you such kind of a boy who will hold my hand in front of the whole world." "Our love story has to end here." "Leave my sister's hand." "Who is this boy, Aman?" "Whoever he is beat him so badly that he never ever tries to look at our sister." "Look, at this article on Deepika Padukone." " You are..." "Guru." " Yes." " Some boys are beating our Deep very badly." "Look I don't have the time to fight with you today." "You never had the time." "But I have ample time today." "I'll settle all the scores today." "I'm not going to spare you today." "If you have the courage then show how you go from here." "I had told you let me go." "The patient needs blood." "You have to urgently arrange for O+ blood." "My blood group is not Ab+." "Aunt, what is your group?" "B+." "I don't know I have never got my blood group checked." "Then go and get it checked now." "I'll call up in the hostel and inform everybody that..." "No need to call up anybody." "My blood group is O+." "I'm sorry, Guru." "I really didn't know that those boys were beating Deep." "Though anything goes on between both of us but I'll never like any outsider..." "I'm really feeling sorry about that." "I'll give as much as blood you want." "Don't worry, aunt." "Shavinder, I don't have words to thank you." "Listen, Guru, I don't have time for these useless talks." "I'm going to give the blood." "How are you, my son?" "Everything will be fine, son." "You will get well soon." "Mother, please don't cry." "I'm absolutely fine now." "Aunt, Deep is fine now." "Please don't worry." "God has been very kind to me." "I'll go to the Gurudwara and say thanks to Him and seek His blessings." "I'll be back soon." "You sit with Deep." "I'll be back soon." " Yes." "Yes." "Buddy, you really scared us." "We were so tensed from the last two days." "Yes, I'm telling the truth." "It becomes a big problem, buddy." "Look, there are two sides of a short." "One day wear it from the right side." "And reverse it and wear it the next day." "If you wouldn't have regained consciousness I wonder what we would have done today." "Isn't it?" "Don't make me laugh, buddy." "It hurts me a lot." "I'm responsible for this pain, buddy." "I'm sorry, friend." "Please don't say sorry." "In fact, I want to thank you, buddy." "Are you trying to please me?" "No, for giving me my love." "What do you mean?" "If you wouldn't have encouraged me that day then I would have never come to know that Aman also loves me." "What are you saying?" "Yes, buddy." "Today for the first time I have come to know in these twelve years that Aman also loves me as much as I love her." "And that too since the past twelve years." "You!" "Why are you staring at me?" "You tend to abuse after hearing such a thing." "We knew that our friend was a lazy chap but didn't imagine she was also the same." "It's matter of concern he took twelve years to express his love I wonder how much time they will take during their honeymoon." "But whatever it is, God has made a good pair." "We are still not a couple, buddy." "She's getting married after fifteen days and I'm lying over here." "Guru, I'm ready to bear this kind of pain hundreds of times but I won't be able to bear if Aman gets married to anybody else." "Don't worry, Deep." "You just get ready to become the bridegroom we both are going to bring Aman from her house." "You will be the bridegroom and we'll be your wedding guests." "The bottle has become empty, order for another one." "You go inside." "It's very crowded." "I'll go and tell her father to vacate the wedding hall." "What are you saying, buddy?" "How can they leave the bride alone?" "Bubby, we have to fight." "Shut up, we have come here to end the fight." "Either we win or we lose." "Go." "Go." "Guru, I'm sure they will beat him again." "We still have a chance, shall we go back?" "I was just trying to judge you." "Are you ready to fight?" "I'm ready today, I won't spare anyone." "Let them come." "You scoundrel!" "We beat you so badly and you have come again?" "We won't spare you today." "Stop, Inder." "What are you doing?" "That's the same boy mother, whom we had beaten up badly." "I think so we missed out on something that day." "We'll show him the result of messing with our sister today." "Have you gone mad?" "Do you want to go to the gallows by killing him?" "Get aside." "You don't interfere, mother." "It's a matter of our pride." "And we don't spare the one who tries to messes with our pride." "Neither you nor me." "Kakke, give me the pistol." "Wait, son." "Father." "I'll fix him." "This boy cannot come here without anybody's support." "Am I right, Aman?" "Do you know him?" "Do you know him or not?" "Do you like this boy?" "Speak up?" "Then my Manno must get married to this boy only." "What are you saying, father?" "What's wrong with you?" "That boy is a Hindu." "How can he marry a Jat's daughter?" "These things don't matter anymore nowadays, son." "And didn't you follow such a small thing?" "The way this boy came and hold Aman's hand in front of everybody only a daring Jat can do such a thing." "And don't see the boy's religion, look at his courage." "Courage." "If this boy can put his life in danger for my daughter I wonder what he will do to keep her happy." "Am I right?" "Be happy." "Come on." "Come on, boys give a big hug to your brother-in-law and treat him well." "We have checked courage, brother-in-law." "Now it's time to check your liver." "You have to drink not less than two bottles of whisky tonight." "Alright." " Nikka, fill the glasses." "I have failed." "Look, he passed." "You have scored 79% in English." "You too." "85% in Economics." "You too." "And we scored 75% in Political Science." "How much did you score?" "37%" "I got 42%" "You scored forty two percent?" "Show me." "Dear, his mother was a bond between both of us." "But after her demise I used to think that I have lost him." "But dear, you have done me a great favour by bringing him back to me." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "God bless you, dear." "I'm sorry, father." "No, buddy, no." "Don't say sorry." "Sons are father's biggest pride." "Though the son troubles his father a lot but he makes the father proud as well." "You are my pride, my son." "Don't lose your pride by saying sorry." "I love you, father." "Uncle, you are so glad after hearing that your son has scored 60%." "What will you do if Guru score much more than these the next time?" "What are you saying, more than this?" "Why, do you have any doubt?" "Challenge me then." "I'll definitely challenge you, dear but this time I'll challenge you such a thing and will make sure that I win it." "There can be no such challenge which I'll lose." "Okay, then try to challenge me." "You'll be standing in the same place after you complete your degree." "And you'll be holding a cup of tea in your hands and will be dressed as a bride." "And you'll tell me, Father, have your tea." "If you have the daring, then challenge me." "I knew it, my children." "God have mercy." "Use your strength." "Please listen to me." "Otherwise there will be a massacre." "The gear of the car got stuck while pushing the car." "God have mercy." "Buddy, how three years passed away, we didn't come to know." "It took me five years, buddy." "I still don't feel like leaving this college." "No problem... daughters have to leave their parents house one day." "I also felt whether I should say this or not." "But I'm going to miss you both a lot." "What are you saying?" "Tell me one thing, friends." "I hope we don't become so busy in our lives that we don't have time to meet each other." "No, don't say like this, buddy." "We'll definitely meet." "But we won't be able to meet the way we meet now every day." "We were together in the college the whole day, having a great time chatting with each other." "We'll miss all this now." "All the college fun is over now and we have to face the reality of life now." "I don't feel like believing it, but you are right, Deep." "We three are going to miss each other a lot." "Life is a very big mystery." "Nothing is constant." "Neither the time nor the person." "We'll also change with time." "But there is one thing which will never change and that is the beautiful moments we shared in this college." "Yes buddy." "Whenever we'll remember our old days it will bring a smile on our faces." "There." "There." "There." "Hi, guys." "What's up?" " Hello." "Slower." " So what was I telling you." "I have to lift the stone..." "Time never spares anybody." "Change the topic." "Talk about something nice." "Oh God." "Oh God." "Hi, how is it going?" "You three are still sitting over here the farewell party is going to begin." "Aren't you coming?" " The actual party will begin only after we reach there." "And by the way all boring people must have reached by now." "Yes, the tigers will go now." "It doesn't suit you, don't say it." "I miss them a lot." "My priceless friends." "Who are like air bubbles." "I miss them a lot." "My priceless friends." "Who are like air bubbles." "We used to have a lot of fun." "We used to study in college." "We spent our life, our youth together." "Our youth, our life." "That world was different." "We used to pick up fights." "We never studied." "We never stayed at home." "We never feared anything." "Life was like a rose at that time." "I miss them a lot." "My priceless friends." "Who are like air bubbles." "We never attended classes." "We never attended classes." "We used to sit in the canteen." "We used to have tea with excess sugar." "We used to discuss about our future and doing something great." "Everyone was very found of setting their hair with comb, applying gel standing in front of the mirror." "And father used to stare at us." "We used to wear Tommy shirts and Armani goggles." "Armani goggles." "I miss them a lot." "My priceless friends." "We used to love our Bullet." "We used to love our Bullet." "We used to not have a bath but we used to make sure that our Bullet shines." "We used to ride it slowly." "We used to go for rides on Bullet to impress girls." "The room that belonged to Gill..." "Aunt used to get angry." "The parties my friends arranged." "Friends used to always come over." "When we used to get together we used to drink and pull each other's leg." "Pull each other's leg." "I miss them a lot." "My priceless friends." "Who are like air bubbles." "Rita has got children now?" "Listen..." " Yes?" "Doesn't one of her children look like our director?"