"MOSFILM" "Sixth Artists' Association" "A CRUEL ROMANCE" "Based on A.N. Ostrovsky's play The Powerless Girl" "Written and directed by Eldar RYAZANOV" "Director of Photography Vadim ALISSOV" "Production Designer Alexander BORISOV" "Music by Andrei PETROV" "Sound by S. LITVINOV, V. VINOGRADOV" "Romance lyrics by Bella Akhmadulina," "Marina Tsvetayeva, Rudyard Kipling, Eldar Ryazanov" "English Subtitles by Tatiana KAMENEVA" "Starring" "Alissa FREINDLIKH as Ogoudalova" "Larissa GUZEYEVA as Larissa" "Nikita MIKHALKOV as Paratov" "Andrei MYAGKOV as Karandyshev" "Alexei PETRENKO as Knurov" "Victor PROSKURIN as Vozhevatov" "also starring" "Georgy BURKOV as Robinson Borislav BRONDUKOV as Ivan" "Tatiana PANKOVA as Efrosinia Potapovna" "Alexander PYATKOV as GavriIo" "Yuri SARANTSEV as Captain Olga VOLKOVA as Modiste" "Dmitri BUZYLEV as Ilya Sergey ARTSYBASHEV as Gulyaev" "Alexander PANKRATOV-CHORNY as Officer" "I was just admiring the Volga." "I never get tired of looking at it." "I would be honored if you could go to the theatre with me tomorrow." "They're playing "Camille" with Madame Smelskaya in the lead." "Thank you, but my mother and I have already been invited." "May I ask who invited you?" "Mister Paratov." "And you're going?" "Of course, we are." "My second daughter's going away." "Be sure you look after her, Prince." "There's no need for you to worry." "I'll lay the whole of Tiflis at your daughter's feet." "And where does he come from, this Caucasian?" "Some officer brought him to the Ogoudalovs." "As soon as the little prince saw Olga he got weak in the knees." "For two weeks he kept his hand on his dagger so no one'd come near her." "Mama dear, where are you sending me to?" "Everything will be all right." "He's a nobleman and he's in love with you." "He's a stranger, I know, we can't help it, darling." "There's no one among our own who would take you without money." " Oh, mama..." " It will be all right." " Where are you going, Excellency?" " I'm in a hurry, dear." "But you can't!" "Stop!" "It's forbidden!" "Where are you going, your Excellency?" "Whoa!" "You're not allowed to ride horses on the wharf!" "You'll have to excuse me, I'm late." "Take my horse." "I'm sorry." "Sorry..." "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!" "I'm sorry I'm late, auntie." "Congratulations." " I wish you happiness." " Thank you, Sergey Sergeyevich." "Why be jealous?" "A great horseman like you is taking such a lovely girl from us." "Those drunken idiots of mine let the "Tsarevich" run aground." "It took three tugs to pull her out." "But we did it." "I always feel sad on a pier." "Other people go places and I stay behind." "Shall I take you somewhere?" "This very instant!" "Just say a word..." "You're absolutely crazy!" "Come on, make up your mind." "Don't you have the courage?" "All ashore!" "Why are you crying, mother?" "Come visit us in TifIis." "Don't forget me!" "Be sure to write, Olga!" "Write to me, Larissa!" "There will always be room in our house for all of you!" "Sergey Sergeyevich, your "Swallow" is coming alongside." "She's a beauty!" "Would you be interested in selling her?" "Never!" "My "Swallow" is the fastest on the Volga." "What do you need the speed for?" "You carry only cargo." "I plan to add a passenger service to the cargo one." "Yes, with money you can do good business." "Happy is the man who has a lot of money." "I recently read "The New Plutarch, or the Lives of Great Women"." "Larissa Dmitrievna, can you explain to me why women usually prefer evil men instead of those who are decent?" "Do you mean anyone in particular?" "No." "I was just curious." "Please, Larissa Dmitrievna." "Back up." "Come closer." " Come closer." " Go forward, I said." "There's only one way to do it." "It's done." "Allow me, Larissa Dmitrievna." "Thank you, Sergey Sergeyevich." "Watch out, you may break your neck staring." "He's no man for you." "However he may please you." "It won't do you any good to stare, Yuli Kapitonovich." "She's not for you." " well, farewell, gentlemen." " Good luck to you!" "Paratov likes to live in style." "I'm not sure about other things but style he's got." "You shortchanged me again." "I save your every kopeck, ma'am." "You're ten kopecks short." "Oh mother, don't let those trifles upset you." "Prices have gone wild in the market." "Don't you teach me about the market." "I'll open up myself." "Why didn't you try to bargain?" "Are you too proud for that?" "Coming!" "Everyone's so impatient." "Kharita Ignatievna, how are you?" "Congratulations on your daughter's birthday." "I was present when they sorted the telegrams." "Here they are..." "It's from Anna in Monte Carlo and Olga in Tiflis." "surely for Larissa's birthday." "I brought them personally to make sure they won't be late." "And where's Larissa Dmitrievna?" "She's very busy." "We expect you for dinner." "I'll be here." "Well, goodbye." " From Olga for your birthday." " Ah, let me see." "They all got home alright." "And this is from Anna." "From Monte Carlo." "We haven't heard from her for a year." ""Mama, I'm having difficulties..." "My husband has been accused of cheating in gambling." "We've got no money to pay for the hotel, nor for returning home." "Can you send us 700 rubles?" "Help us, I beg you." "Anna."" "I can't believe it!" "And I was sure that with a foreigner she'd have good luck." "He's just a con man." "Why don't we get a mortgage on the house?" "Smart girl." "I did that ages ago." "That's where our money comes from." "Seven hundred rubles..." " Here." " Thank you, Mister Vozhevatov." "Vassily Danilovich!" "Moky Parmyonovich, good morning, sir!" "You're buying that barge at a good price." "Yes, it's a good price." "Well, there's no use buying unless you can buy it at a good price." "Will we see each other tonight at the Ogoudalovs'?" "Yes, Kharita Ignatievna did invite me..." "Let's go then, Moky Parmyonovich." "The girl is attractive." "She can sing and play instruments." "They make you feel free there." "AII sort of people come to them." "Then when they meet you, they try to engage you in conversation." "I bought a gift for Larissa." " Was it expensive?" " Five hundred." "Well, you bought the barge cheap, you can afford an expensive gift." " Am I late?" " Yes, you're late." "Happy birthday, Larissa Dmitrievna." "Forgive me for being late." "My director delayed me." " Welcome." "Take your coat off." " Thank you very much." "Kharita Ignatievna, congratulations!" "My director..." "A toast to the health of the jewel of our city, Larissa Dmitrievna!" "To your health!" "I've heard Larissa Dmitrievna has a beautiful voice." "Please sing for us." "With pleasure, gentlemen, but not now, a bit later." "All right, we'll wait, but we won't leave without a song." "Enjoy yourself, please, ladies and gentlemen." "I was telling him..." "Did you thank Vassya for the present?" " Thank you." "It's very nice." " It's nothing, really." "Nothing?" "Do you know what it cost, a gift like that?" "I'd like to propose a toast in your honor..." "Mister Karandyshev, it's not polite." "Larissa Dmitrievna's busy." "And then she opened her book to the Hussar!" "After that, it's very funny." "I'll tell you later." "Take care of our guests." "More champagne!" "Dear guests, please have some fruit." "Moky Parmyonovich..." "I want to give my daughter a very nice present." "But it costs a Iot." "Too much for me." "What is it?" "It's worth five hundred rubles." "I wish it was." "Worth seven hundred." "And what do you think of your daughter?" "What kind of girl is she?" "I'm not quite sure about that." "It's better that you judge." "Larissa's not what you'd call a practicaIl down-to-earth girl." "No." " She's ethereal!" " I guess you're right." " She was born to shine." " Yes, to shine." "I'll never find the words to thank you enough." "Don't mention it." "O Lord, forgive me, I'm not doing it for myself." "I heard a funny couplet today in court." "A court servant told it." "Grab whatever you can grab." "There's no sin in grabbing." "Only if you do get caught, Then you'll be accused of sinning." "Yes, if you go to court dressed, you come out naked." "And without shoes!" "I never accept any bribes." "So you live on your wages only?" "No one ever offered you any bribe." "Your job is not all that lucrative." "If you had been offered and you didn't accept it, then..." "Where are you going?" "You behave now." "Sergey Sergeyevich, at last, my dear!" "Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon." " Greetings to you." " Hello." "Please, come in." "Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a toast..." "Wait!" "Congratulations!" "I wanted to present to you this little token myself." "Happy birthday." "Thank you." "That's our golden boy." "Always surprising us." "Have a drink." "Show your gratitude." "Let's drink to Larissa, ladies and gentlemen!" "Oh, that was a real surprise!" "You promised to sing for us." "I believe the time's right now." "If you say so." "Do us a favor." "Make yourselves comfortable, ladies and gentlemen." "Caressed by a plaid of plushy yarn," "From yester dreams I extricate a ghost." "What was it?" "Who has ever won?" "And who has lost?" "And who has lost?" "And thinking over all again," "Relieving pain sent from above" "In all that I cannot even name," "In all that I cannot even name," "Was there love?" "Who was the hunter?" "Who the prey?" "That was a devilish design." "And what the purring cat, all gray," "Could see in it?" "What sign?" "In that uncompromising duel" "Who finally had upper hand?" "Whose heart-yours?" "mine?" "was fuelled" "Whose heart-yours?" "mine?" "was fuelled" "To gallop foolishly ahead?" "And yet, what was it though?" "What is this yearning, this regret?" "Was I to win?" "I don't know." "Was I to win?" "I don't know." "Or maybe it was my defeat?" "Or maybe it was my defeat?" "Bravo!" "This girl should have every luxury." "A precious stone should have only the best setting." "And a good jeweler." "Gentlemen, let me introduce Sergey Sergeyevich Paratov." "Larissa Dmitrievna, may I have the honor of the first dance?" " Your name, please?" " Ivan Petrovich Semyonovsky." "So do I have a chance?" "Everyone says that you're a good shot." "Can you hit a glass at a distance of twelve paces?" "I'll hit it." "Maybe we could go outside?" " It's cold out there." " You don't want to risk it?" "Ivan Petrovich, this isn't right." "But you said..." "Try this way, please." "Gentlemen, this is madness!" "Do you have to carry it so far?" "We'll buy you a new glass, auntie." "Paratov is always doing something crazy." " Are you scared?" " No." "I'm not afraid of anything." "Go on, shoot!" "Don't be shy." "Please come back inside now." "We're going to serve tea." "Bravo!" "Great shot." "My congratulations." "Now I'm going to demonstrate how I do it." "Hold this watch in your hand." "At a distance of twelve paces, I'll hit it with one bullet!" "What's wrong?" "I don't know how well you shoot." "As you wish." "Who's going to take a chance?" "I am!" " Larissa Dmitrievna!" " What is it, Sergey Sergeyevich?" " Aren't you afraid?" " I don't fear anything with you." " I won't permit it!" " Leave me alone, YuIi Kapitonovich!" " Let's not carry this too far." " Go away, Vassya." "Don't listen to what he says!" "It's impossible not to listen to what he says." " Why do you trust him so much?" " I trust him in every way." "Please, don't shoot!" "You've got no heart!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't interfere, or I may miss!" "Sergey Sergeyevich, shoot!" "It was a very good watch, and very expensive." "You're a naughty boy!" "I was so scared." "This is nothing." "In the Caucasus it happens all the time." "YuIi Kapitonovich, I think we've been invited to tea with jam." "Weren't you afraid of the gun?" "I'm not sure." "Sergey Sergeyevich!" "Larissa Dmitrievna, I couldn't find you." "Mother sent me for the jam." " And what are you doing?" " I'm tasting it." "Want to try?" "I'd love to." "You've gotjam all over." "Sergey Sergeyevich, where are you?" "And Larissa Dmitrievna has disappeared." "It's delicious." "If you want to shoot, you'd better load the gun first." "It looks like it's not loaded." "I hurt my hand!" "Damn you all!" "Where are you going?" "Oh, mother, please don't stop me." "Who is out there?" "It's Paratov, isn't it?" "Yes." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "You think I don't know what it feels like?" "I'm a woman too." "Maybe Fate will have mercy on you." "You'd better go." "Make sure to be back not too late." "Drive on!" "Would you like to have a look at my "Swallow"?" "It's your last chance because she's going into dry dock." "I've been told your "Swallow" is the fastest ship on the Volga." "The "Swallow" is ready to leave." "This is Larissa Dmitrievna." "Mr. Mikhin, the captain." "Would you like to take a trip down the Volga?" "This is the heart of the "Swallow"." "Come on down." "The engines!" "Kuzmich, start them up!" "They do the work of 500 horses." "Put it on, Kuzmich!" "That's what you call real power." "Why did they fire that gun?" "They always fire a shot when I'm leaving or coming in." "It's my way of flattering myself." "Let's go to the bridge." "Be careful now." "It's much warmer here." "Would you like to see what it feels like to hold the wheel?" "You must have guessed it." "Yegor, give the wheel to Larissa Dmitrievna." "Aye, aye, sir!" "What should I do?" "One hand on this side, and the other one like this." "Can you see the white buoy there?" "It must be on the starboard side." "Who is that over there?" " Captain!" " Aye, aye, sir!" "Off our bow." "She's sending smoke." "It's the "Saint Olga"." "Shall we catch up with the "Saint Olga", Larissa Dmitrievna?" "Oh yes!" "Then you should warn her." "Two short ones..." "and one long." "Yegor, come on, take the wheel!" "That's enough, Larissa Dmitrievna, it's a man's job." " Full ahead!" " Aye, aye, sir!" "Full speed ahead!" "Sergey Sergeyevich, we'll have to go much quicker to catch up." "Captain, Larissa Dmitrievna's afraid we won't catch up to her." "Go on, Kuzmich, put on a little speed." "Faster!" "I'll give each crew member a gold coin if we catch up." "Thanks, sir." "It's time to take off now!" "Two short ones and one long." " May I, Captain?" " Please do." "Kuzmich, dear, we caught up!" "Thank you." "It's just a piece of cake, Miss." " Goodbye, Kuzmich!" " Goodbye, Miss." "Well, you must be hungry." "I'm starving." " Will you have dinner with me?" " I'd love to." "Let's go to the dining room then." "As a matter of fact, I'm hungry too." "The white moth To the closing bine," "The bee to the opened clover," "And the Gipsy blood To the Gipsy blood" "Ever the wide world over." "Follow the Romany patteran" "West to the sinking sun," "Till the junk-sails lift through the houseless drift," "And the East and the West are one." "The pied snake to the rifted rock," "The buck to the stony plain," "And the Romany lass to the Romany lad," "And both to the road again." "Both to the road again, again!" "Out on a clean sea-track " "Follow the cross of the Gipsy trail" "Over the world and back!" " Hello, Larissa Dmitrievna." " Good morning." " Enjoying the sight of the Volga?" " No, of the ship." " And what ship is it?" " The Swallow." "It's impossible." "I work for the post office." "I know everything." "Coachman!" "To the station!" "You can still sell the "Swallow"." "Well, eventually I might have to sell." "I'm not sure if I can save my estate." "The managers are all thieves!" "We can't trust anyone nowadays." "That's my family estate." "I hate to lose it." "They're forcing me to put everything up for auction, scoundrels!" "Do you have a pen and paper?" "No." "We don't have any use for them here." "You mean you sold them for drinks." "Do you have a second, Vassily?" "I'm afraid I haven't behaved nicely with Larissa." "I didn't have time to go see her." "As a friend of hers, I ask you to explain to her that I had to leave in a big hurry." "I'm going to write to her as soon as I can." "She's a sensitive person, she'll understand." "Still it wasn't nice." "I'm such a cad." "Ladies and gentlemen, all aboard, please!" "The train is leaving!" "See you soon!" "Good luck!" "I'm, like a moth drawn to the light," "So much attracted to that land," "The land of love where I might" "Be called the most beloved friend," "Where any day is paradise," "And never rain goes in rapids" "The land of love, it does entice," "It does entice," "The only place one can be happy." "But we're no more in grace," "You never come, you lie without ending." "I realized that love's the place" "Where everyone is just pretending." "It's not my fault, but my bad lot" "That I'm a model of believing." "The land of love is just a fraud," "It's just a fraud," "With every citizen deceiving." "Why cry?" "Why feel unsafe?" "Why smile at you with no reason?" "The land of love means no faith," "Where every man commits a treason." "But grass will grow with new swing," "In spite of all that may mishappen." "The love land is the land of spring," "The land of spring," "The only place one can be happy," "One can be happy." "Charming!" " You sang beautifully." " Thank you." "Champagne, ladies and gentlemen!" "I think I'm going to cry." "He just proposed to me." "Who is that man, GuIyaev?" "A bank director." "I think he's from Moscow." "Disgusting!" "The man throws his money around." "Nowadays it's impossible to live without a carriage." " absolutely." " You must buy one." "Where will we get the money?" "We mortgaged our house." "If you try to influence your daughter, Larissa Dmitrievna..." "Here, six hundred rubles." "You can buy a good carriage." "God forbid, I can't take it..." "Take it, it's nothing." "If Larissa Dmitrievna accepts my proposal..." "I've got great plans." " And here's an ace for you." " You won, Father." "The hen pecks grain after grain." "olga wrote us from TifIis." "She's very unhappy there." "Very unhappy." "What am I living for?" "I just don't know." "And here is my surprise." "Come in here." "Let's have some music!" "Larissa Dmitrievna!" "Come on, music!" "gentlemen, Iet's ask Larissa Dmitrievna to dance for us." "Yes, Iet her dance!" "I'm sick of them all." "Larissa Dmitrievna, my goddess, I'm waiting!" "We beg you." " No, I don't want to." " You should." " I don't feel like it..." " Show your talent!" "please, do it for me, dear." "You gorgeous woman!" "I beg you, show your talent!" "Stop it, ladies and gentlemen." " Are you Mister GuIyaev?" " Yes..." " You're under arrest." " Why?" "I'm sure you know why." "Wait a minute." "Mr. GuIyaev is director of a bank." "A cashier." "He went off with everything in the safe." "Goodbye, everyone." "That was my swan song." "Don't blame me." "And who will pay us for the music?" "Next time." "My hands are not free now." "You may carry on, ladies and gentlemen." "What a scandal!" "Here, take this." "Kharita Ignatievna, may I be of any help to you?" "Thank you, Vassya." "But what can you do now?" "First it was Paratov who drove all the suitors away and disappeared." "And now it's this horrible cashier..." "We can't go anywhere, everyone points a finger at us." "I don't care anymore." "I don't feel anything." "Everything has been just like a dream for a Iong time." "Don't worry, darling." "We'II make a new start." "It's no use." "I sacrifice everything I have." "I try as hard as I can." "And I'm not that old, I still could find myself a good man." "Then find one, mother." "I've been humiliated enough." "It's better to be humiliated in youth and be respected all your life." "But that's living a lie!" "Yes." "There's no point in playing innocent in our situation." "AII right." "I'II marry the first man who asks me." "I won't even bother to find out if he's rich or poor." "well, it's your choice..." "Just one kopeck, please..." "I wish somebody gave me a kopeck." " Get in, mama." " No, you go first." "Let me help you." "Give me your hand." "Thank you, mama." "Let's go, coachman!" "I guess my fate is here." "What?" "It's fantastic!" "Do you Iike it?" "It's wonderful!" "Wrap it up, please, in a nice box." "Very well, sir." "You're naughty." "That's not allowed!" "Madame, I'm going to deliver this." " Larissa Dmitrievna..." " No!" ".." "I'II do it." "I haven't yet got one tender gesture from you." "Later, YuIi Kapitonovich." "That's 60 rubles, please." "Sweetheart, why don't you go for a walk while I pay this." "You said it was 50 before." "We used brussels lace, applied some fantasy, that's why it's more expensive." "How can you bargain when you're marrying such a beauty?" "AII right." "AII right." "Just make sure you wrap it with silk ribbons." "I'II wait outside." "May I introduce to you my bride?" "My congratulations, YuIi Kapitonovich." "And my congratulations to you as well for a wise choice." " will I be invited to the wedding?" " Of course, you will." "You there, have my carriage sent here." "I'm happy for you, YuIi Kapitonovich." "Good luck to you, Vassya!" " Is that your carriage?" " Yes, from my estate." " Back up!" " Come forward!" "No!" "hold this." "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "You're going to get hurt." " I forbid you to." " Why were you in such a hurry?" "YuIi Kap..." "Good luck!" "I find it rather strange that you call him Vassya." "It's too familiar." "We've known each other since we were children." "I'm used to it." "It's time you gave up your old habits." "What you had in your house must not go on." "We didn't do anything wrong." "You had a Gypsy camp, that's what you had in your house." "Do you think I liked that kind of Iife?" "I wouldn't be running away from it by marrying you if it weren't so." "It's not because of any of your qualities that I chose you." "You haven't shown me any qualities yet." "I'm only trying to fall in love with you." "I'm at a crossroad, please help me." "I didn't mean to offend you." "As for the Gypsy camp, you may be right." "But some of those people were very nice." "Who, for instance?" "I hope it's not Sergey Sergeyevich Paratov?" "That's not for you to judge." "Do you think he behaved nicely with you?" "If even I don't condemn him, then I won't let you do it either." "Have you heard the news?" "Larissa Dmitrievna is going to get married." " To whom?" " Karandyshev." " That's ridiculous!" " I know." "He's not the man for her." "D'you think Kharita'd have given her to him if she found anyone better?" "How could she?" "The OgoudaIovs are a good family." "And all of a sudden, some Karandyshev!" "Their house is always full of bachelors..." "They love to visit, but as for marrying..." "She did marry off two of her girls." "That's true, but OIga Dmitrievna's luck is bad." "They say her little Caucasian killed a man out ofjeaIousy." "I heard that..." "Too many scoundrels have been admitted to their house." "Some bore Larissa Dmitrievna with compliments, others with endearments." "They buzz like a nest of hornets, preventing one from having a word with her." "I'd Iike to be alone with her, without any interference." "In that case, you have to marry." "Not everyone can." "Me for example, I'm married." "Then there's no solution." " The girl is too young." " You think so?" "There were many suitors, and not one chose her..." "To get married at all costs, even to Karandyshev!" "It would be great to make a trip to Paris with her, to the world fair." "Yes, it wouId be a pleasant trip." "So that's what you had in mind." " Didn't you have similar plans?" " That's beyond my reach." "well, you have a better chance than I. Youth's a great thing!" "You got the "swallow" at a good price." "You could use the profit..." "Every goods has its own price." "Yes, I'm young, but I can't use my profits that way." "congratulations." "You've become a good businessman." "Speaking of the devil, here they are." "That poor girl." "She'II be living in poverty, and with an idiot husband." "She will either become vulgar or perish." "And I think she's going to dump him very soon." "I guess you're right." "I want you to serve dinner for me this evening." "At your service, sir." " You'd better dress properly." " Sure, a tailcoat." "Moky Parmyonovich, I'd Iike to invite you for dinner at my house tonight." "At your house?" "It's the same as our house." "A dinner in honor of Larissa." "So you're the one who's inviting?" "well, I shall come then." "I want Larissa Dmitrievna surrounded with only the elite." " May I count on you?" " I said I will." "It's time to go to the wharf." "Moky Parmyonovich, we plan a wedding party." "However, everything costs so much, especially..." "AII right, I'II drop by your place." "You didn't put yourself out for Vozhevatov, did you?" "Are you going to be jealous?" "will you stop this nonsense?" "It's so vulgar, I won't put up with it." "Look, a ship is coming alongside." "Can you see which one?" "SWALLOW" "I can't tell, it's too far." "What's that?" "A gun shot?" "They must be firing in honor of some power-hungry trader." " It scared me." " Why?" "I just felt dizzy looking down." "Come now, don't be childish." " What's going on out there?" " The master has come back" "We've waited for him almost a year!" " Good morning, sir!" " Good morning, everyone!" "Doesn't it hurt you to sell the "swallow"?" "Nothing can hurt me." "For me, there's nothing that is sacred." "If I see it's to my advantage, then I'II sell anything." "The master has arrived!" " Greetings to you, men!" " Greetings, sir!" " Did you catch a bear?" " I'm waiting for you." " Do we go together?" " Whenever you Iike." "It's the big bear we're after." "well, how are you?" "Is that really you, Sergey Sergeyevich?" "Yes, I changed everything - another business, other projects." "I'm starting a new life." "Sergey Sergeyevich, shall we go and sign the deed?" "Let's go!" "gentlemen, I forgot to introduce you." "This is my friend..." "Robinson." "Are you english?" "He's a provincial actor, Arkady ShchastIivtsev." "Why do you call him Robinson?" "He was on board a ship, with his friend, a trader." "naturally, the two of them were as drunk as lords." "So these two really had a time of it." "And as if it wasn't enough, they played a dramatic scene." "They took off all of their clothes... they tore a pillow apart... and rolled in the feathers..." "Then they imitated the natives dancing." "At the request of the passengers, they were left on a deserted island." "We happened to go by this island." "I saw them calling for help, waving their arms." "So I took him on board and gave him some of my clothes." "I always have extra clothing." "That's why he's called Robinson." "Oh, my friends!" "hello, ilya!" "It's always so wonderful When the Gypsies have a chance," "With love flowing bountiful, Meet friends with song and dance." "Our heart makes no difference," "Our custom always stands:" "We treat our friends with deference," "We love all our friends!" "That's our song for all to hear," "To our drinking there's no end," "We're greeting our dear" "Sergey Sergeyevich, our friend!" "A toast to Seryozha, To Seryozha dear!" "Such a handsome person Has never yet appeared!" "welcome back!" "We're at your service." " hello, GavriIo!" " So good to see you!" "gentlemen, tonight we'II all go on board the "swallow" and drink." "ilya, take your family along too." "And we'II get a military orchestra." "I'II get all the food ready." "Do it!" "And make everything ready by six o'cIock." "If there's too much food, it's OK, if there's not enough, you'II pay." "Got it." "I haven't known him that long, but I Iove him already." "And I invite you for dinner in my home." "My bachelor life is coming to an end, that's the occasion." "Yes, gentlemen, I'm getting married!" "She's rich though." "I'II be getting a gold mine as a dowry." "That's a wonderful dowry." "It certainly is." "A good dowry, but it costs me a lot." "It means saying goodbye to my free, merry life." "I'm sorry, we're not able to accept your invitation." "We've been invited elsewhere." " Get yourselves excused." " We cannot do that either." "Why?" "We're having dinner at Larissa Dmitrievna's fiance's" "Larissa is going to get married?" "Well, it's to the better." "I felt a bit guilty towards her, and this way everything's alright." "To think that I almost married Larissa." "That would have been a riot!" "I just hope that God will give her happiness and health." "End of Part One" "A CRUEL ROMANCE Part Two" "So you think you're doing a good thing by marrying Larissa Dmitrievna to a man who has no wealth whatsoever." "It's what she wanted." "From his point of view, the bridegroom is no fool." "Who knows him?" "Whoever noticed him?" "And now he's mingling in with the best society." "Why, he went so far as to invite me for dinner, for example." "But what's so stupid is... that it never entered his mind how he's going to live with such a wife." "Well, I hope she'll leave him soon and come back to live here." "That's no good." "With what means will my daughter and I live?" "This can be helped." "A sympathetic assistance from a strong, rich man... lf we could find such a man." "You must do your best to find him." "Yes, we must." "Miss, your fiance has arrived!" "Ah, I got carried away, but that isn't the reason I came here." "You should have a nice trousseau for Larissa Dmitrievna to wear." "I mean a wedding dress and all that goes with it." "You mustn't let her look like an ordinary girl." "I want you to order everything from the best shop, whatever the cost." "You can send me the bill." "That's why I came here today." "I just can't find words to thank you." "No need to thank me." "Please, I want to go to your country house right away." "Why such a hurry?" "I want to get away from here." "What makes you want it?" "Are you ashamed of me?" "So far you gave me no reason to be ashamed." "Why hide from everyone then?" "I feel so happy!" "Give me a chance to enjoy the present situation." "When will we go then?" "After the wedding." "But the wedding is going to be here!" "I don't want people to say that I'm no match for you, butjust a straw that a drowning persons catches at." "Even if it's true?" "You can keep this truth to yourself." "You might try working a little, you cow!" "Please, have pity on me." "At least try to pretend in front of others that you love me." "What for?" "I have some pride, you know." "You care about yourself only." "When will someone really love me?" "You are all going to destroy me." "Come now, Larissa." "What's wrong?" "I'm afraid of something." "As long as we're having the wedding here, let it be as quiet as possible." "No, you're going to shine as never before and everyone will see it." "Yes." "And I won't skimp on expenses." "I'm a toy doll for you." "You'll play with me and then throw me away." "If you only knew how much this dinner's costing me." "No one really cares about your dinner." " l do." " Why?" "Because I had to bear mockery from your friends for three years." "It's my turn now to laugh at them." "If you plan to start an argument, Larissa and I won't come." "Please, don't offend anyone." "There'll be no arguments." "I will just propose a toast in your honor and thank you publicly for the happiness you're giving me by choosing me as your husband, for your appreciation of me and for believing in my sincerity." "That will be my revenge." "It doesn't make sense to me." "Those fops and braggarts disgust me!" "You should have seen everyone in the city today!" "All the joy in their faces." "All the coachmen have gone mad!" "Everyone is so happy!" "The Master has come!" "Waiters in the inns are beaming:" "The Master is here!" "The Gypsies are shouting:" "The Master is here!" "However, the "Master" is totally ruined, he sold his last ship." "A squandering idler, a corrupt man!" "And the whole city rejoices!" "What insanity!" "Who are you talking about?" "Your Sergey Sergeyevich Paratov." "I want to go to the country, right this minute." " Why are you afraid?" " lt's not for me I'm afraid." " Who then?" " lt's for you." "Don't be afraid for me." "I won't let myself be offended." "I must go now, we have guests coming." "I'll send the carriage to fetch you." "Thank you for your purchase." "The dealer said we could have the wine at ten kopecks a bottle and he'd stick any label we want." "He gave us good wine too. lt smells of cloves and something else..." "Get into the carriage." "Oh, my dear friends!" "To the Ogoudalovs'!" "Ma'am, Sergey Sergeyevich Paratov!" "Mama, receive him here!" "Why are you so nervous?" "Please, get rid of him quickly." "What a wonderful surprise!" "Why are you here?" "Just passing?" "No, I returned here on purpose." "And my first visit is to you." "Welcome, welcome." "You've changed." "Your beard is gone." "It makes you look younger, although you're older, too." "And you look the same as ever, auntie." "Even better." " l swear it!" " You're so cunning!" "Sergey Sergeyevich, my dear!" "Why did you go away so suddenly?" "I received an unpleasant telegram." "I was forced to rush and try to save my property." "I had big losses." "However, I keep up a good moral and haven't lost my sense of humor." "I can see that." "Well, one can lose and win at the same time." "What are you planning to win?" "I would like to pay my respects to Larissa Dmitrievna." "I'm not sure if Larissa Dmitrievna would like to see you... ls she in?" "In the garden." "Thank you, auntie." "What a devil!" "Don't you recognize me?" "You didn't expect me." "I stopped expecting you long ago." "Why did you stop?" "You disappeared so suddenly..." "You didn't even write to me." "I couldn't find anything nice to write about." "That's what I thought." "You're getting married, aren't you?" "Let me ask you something." "Did you wait a long time?" "Do you really care?" "What interests me is a theoretical question, which is how long" "can a woman love anyone before she forgets him?" "One day after they're separated?" "A week?" "Or maybe a month?" "I'm not going to tell you." "You may think whatever you like." "I will always think of you with the deepest respect." "However, I'm not going to respect women in general after what you've done." "What have I done?" "You don't understand anything." "I understand you're getting married... I am forced to do it." "Larissa, I feel guilty. I was..." "What?" "You were what?" "What did you want to say?" "I wanted to ask you..." "Larissa, did you forget me?" "Say it to me now!" "Please, tell me. I beg you." "Do you love me?" "Tell me..." "Of course, I do." "There's no point in asking." "Thank you." "If you preferred another to me..." "You would have offended me very much." "I trust you will not abuse my sincerity." "I wouldn't do that, Larissa." "I have certain principles." "Marriage for me is a sacred thing." "Anyway... I've known you so long, and I think" "that your future husband has many good points." "He only has one good point." "Not much, is it?" "But it's a precious one." "What is that point?" "He's in love with me." " Why are you running?" " Let me pass..." "Let me introduce you." "Yuli Kapitonovich, the fiance..." "But we know each other." "I'm an old friend of the Ogoudalovs." "How are you?" "Nice to meet you." "You're notjealous?" "I trust that Larissa Dmitrievna won't give any cause for it." "Those who are jealous often don't have any reason to be jealous." "I can guarantee Yuli Kapitonovich will never feel jealous." "Yes, I think so." "Though if you..." "Yes, it would be a horrible thing to live with." "Gentlemen, what are you talking about?" "Let's change the subject." "Yuli Kapitonovich and I are leaving soon for the country." "Leaving this wonderful place?" "I don't see what you find so wonderful here." "Well, different strokes for different folks." "Some like the city, while others prefer the country." "You know the saying." "One loves watermelons and the other loves pig's knuckles." "How do you know so many sayings?" "I used to mix with barge haulers who taught me the Russian language." "Imagine, learning the Russian language from barge haulers!" "And why not?" " Because we consider them..." " Who is "we"?" "We, the educated people, and not some barge haulers." "And what do you think the barge haulers are?" "I must stand up for them." "When you come to think of it, I'm a barge hauler myself." "We consider them an example of ignorance." "What else, Mister Karandyshev?" "Nothing. I've nothing to add." "I do, however." "We're not finished yet." "You owe me an apology." "Me?" "Apologize to you?" "Gentlemen, enough now..." "Don't worry. I won't challenge him to a duel." "Not for that." "Your fiance will live this time." "I'm just going to teach him a lesson." "As a rule I never forgive anyone." "Yuli Kapitonovich!" "Apologize this instant!" "I'm ordering you!" "Why should I?" "I don't understand... I suggest you learn to understand first, after that you might argue." "Sergey Sergeyevich, for God's sake, I beg you..." "Please!" "Do it for me!" "Forgive him!" "You should thank Kharita lgnatievna." "I forgive you." "Next time, my dear, think first to whom you're talking." "I'll let you go now." "Another time, I won't let you go!" "Don't say a word." "Larissa, order some champagne served so we can have some peace here." "Yuli Kapitonovich, please try to control yourself." "Now you'd better invite Sergey Sergeyevich to dinner." "I just wanted to do it." "Sergey Sergeyevich..." "Would you like to have dinner at my place today?" "With pleasure." "I'm not through with that imbecile anyway." "Well, Robinson, you'll have to pay me a favor." "I want you to come to a dinner with me today." "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a very happy man today!" "I would like to propose a toast." "Kharita lgnatievna... Ivan!" "Some Burgundy wine!" "I have a wonderful news!" "I've applied for magistrate." " Here?" " No, in Zabolotye." "There're very few candidates there, so he may win." "Yes, there aren't that many there, I've got a very good chance." "Sir, some Burgundy?" "The label says Burgundy, but there's cheap wine inside." " Mama, stop him!" " How?" "He's not a child." "I was so ashamed." "He's never seen a dinner given by cultured people." "I did nothing wrong, but I feel so sorry. I want to run away." "And he looks as if nothing happened at all." "He's even happy." "Please, gentlemen." "Cigars, take one." "They must be expensive." "Around seven rubles a hundred." "High quality, only the best." "No. I'll smoke my own." " These are good cigars." " Then smoke them yourself." "As you wish." "Please." "No, they're too expensive for me." "Sir Robinson, do you smoke?" "Now that's a funny question." "Why don't you light one then?" "If I smoked one of these in a proper house, I'd be spanked for it." "And I've hated spanking since I was a little boy." "How original!" "You can tell right away he's English." " Let's have a drink." " That's a good idea." "To the ladies!" "To the ladies!" "Ivan, more Burgundy!" "He's not that stupid." "Doesn't he see what's going on?" "Not stupid, but certainly conceited." "Why do they make him drink?" "They're having a bit of fun I guess." " But they make me suffer." " No one wants you to suffer." "You see, you're not married yet, but you're suffering already." "Gentlemen, I haven't eaten a thing." "It's never happened to me at a dinner." "Why invite respected people if you don't serve anything to eat?" "He's a stupid man, gentlemen." "We really should be fair with him." "He is stupid." "And he was the first to get drunk." "Yes, we helped him a bit though." "In a situation like this, we need people like Robinson." "So you're the one who arranged this farce." "Well, this mixture that he calls wine is undrinkable." "And Robinson is used to foreign wines made in Yaroslavl." "He drinks it, but only with his host, who swallowed the bait." "It doesn't take much to make him drunk." "Two drinks and he's in heaven." "Serve the tea..." "What's all this hanging here?" "Looks like props from the theatre." "Sir, be careful!" "It's loaded." "They're real." "Sergey Sergeyevich!" "Yes?" "Stop mocking at Yuli Kapitonovich." "I could never do that." "So you didn't forget the argument you had a while ago?" "All right. lf you want, I'll put an end to all this." "I do." " Yuli Kapitonovich!" " What do you want?" "Do you want to drink to friendship with me?" "Mister Vozhevatov, we're waiting for you outside." "Just one minute, we're coming." "Ivan, cognac!" "Oh, no!" "I hate small glasses." "Get some big ones!" "Ivan!" "Big glasses!" "Why didn't you tell us you had cognac?" "We lost a lot of precious..." "time." "Now Paratov will give him the death blow." " Ilya!" " Yes, Sergey Sergeyevich?" " Where is the guitar?" " l forgot to take it." " l must have a guitar." " l'll bring it right away." "I'll ask Larissa Dmitrievna to sing for us, and we'll leave right after." "It won't be much fun to leave without Larissa Dmitrievna." "If she could go with us... I'd be willing to pay dearly to have her company." "I'd be willing to pay one ruble to every crew member if she were to come on board my "Swallow"." "I admit that I thought of it too." "is it possible at all?" "Everything on earth is possible." "We don't need Robinson though." "He'll get as drunk as a beast." "So we won't take him." "Larissa Dmitrievna, make us happy." "Would you please sing a love song for us?" "I haven't heard you sing for a year." "It may be the last chance I've got." "May I also ask you to sing for us?" "No, no, gentlemen!" "Out of the question!" "Larissa Dmitrievna is not going to sing." "How do you know she won't sing?" "Will you excuse me, gentlemen, I have no voice today." "Please, any song you want." "Look, I tell you she is not going to sing." "Do you want us to beg?" "We'll go on our knees if we have to." "Yes, I will. I'm very agile." "No, gentlemen, there's no use asking. I forbid it!" "You'll forbid it when you have the right to." "You'll have to wait for it." "I positively forbid her to sing..." " You forbid it?" " Yes." "I'm going to sing, gentlemen!" " What do you want to sing?" " The farewell song." "And as I go I will say..." "And as I go I will say:" "Goodbye, of love make no promise." "I go insane, or I attain" "The highest point of pure madness." "How did you love?" "You partook of" "My ruin!" "But it doesn't matter." "How did you love?" "You ruined love," "You didn't know any better." "So as I go I will say..." "The temple still does its skimpy work," "But hands went limp, no life imparting," "And slantwise, in a frightened flock," "The scents and sounds are departing." "And as I go I will say:" "Goodbye, of love make no promise." "I go insane, or I attain" "The highest point of pure madness." "And as I go I will say... I was cursing myself while you sang." "But why?" "Because I lost a treasure like you." "Whose fault was that?" "Mine!" "Only mine!" "You don't even know how much at fault I was." "Why did I leave you?" "And what did I gain?" "Then why did you do it?" "I lost a lot more than my fortune." "But I swear, a few more minutes like these... being with you like this, and I would give up everything, and nothing could separate us." " What is it you want then?" " To look at you." "To listen to you sing, Larissa." "Larissa, I'm leaving tomorrow..." "Don't say anything now." "All our party will be going on the "Swallow" now." "Please come with us." "On the "Swallow"?" "I should stay here." "What is there to do here?" "Just talking to Karandyshev's aunt about the mushroom picking?" " When do we go?" " Now or never!" "Let's go then." "Yes, I'm ready..." "You've decided?" "Yes." "Wherever you want me to go." "Gentlemen!" "I propose a toast... to Larissa Dmitrievna!" "Gentlemen, you all just admired the talent of Larissa Dmitrievna." "Thank you." "However, the main talent of my fiancee... the main one is her..." "Gentlemen, I know..." "He can't talk." "Yes, gentlemen, she knows how to appreciate and choose people of quality." "He'll get through it." "He learned it by heart." "She can separate the wheat from the chaff." "She was looking for a man not brilliant but dignified." "And she chose..." " You?" " Yes." "Bravo!" "I have every reason to be a proud man..." "Gentlemen, she'll go." "I'm proud, gentlemen..." "She preferred me to anyone." "Bravo!" "I want to publicly thank" "Larissa Dmitrievna... for making my life worthwhile by choosing me." "Bravo!" "Larissa Dmitrievna!" "Steady, steady..." "Yuli Kapitonovich... I'm drinking... and I'm asking all of you to drink to my fiancee." "Gentlemen, I propose another toast." "I suggest that we drink our toast to one of the happiest men in the whole world, to you, Yuli." " Do you have any wine left?" " Yes." " Please have it served." " lt will be served immediately." "Robinson, why are you crying?" "She sang so beautifully..." "You must have drunk too much." "Go help him with the wine." "And don't come back too soon." "Oh no, you've had enough of that poison." "Gentlemen, we will leave promptly by that gate." "Without waiting for the toast?" "Good things are tastier in little doses." "Larissa Dmitrievna, we're waiting for you." " Goodbye, mama." " Where are you going?" "Either you'll be happy for me, or look for me in the Volga." " Don't be a fool..." " One can't escape one's own fate." "Larissa..." "You're insane..." "Don't do it!" "You've gone too far." "Larissa, do you hear me?" "Stay here!" "Do I have to stop you by force?" "Please, wait!" "Where are you all going?" "Gentlemen, here I am..." "Where are you?" "Auntie, have you seen my fiancee?" "Ivan!" "Where did all the gentlemen go?" "And Larissa Dmitrievna?" "I believe everyone went on board the "Swallow"." "What do you mean, the "Swallow"?" "Vozhevatov is giving a party to celebrate the purchase of the ship." "The purchase?" "They brought along Gypsies to have some music..." "What Gypsies?" "And Larissa Dmitrievna too?" "How is this possible?" "Kharita lgnatievna..." "Where's your daughter?" "Answer me." "I brought my daughter to your house, Yuli Kapitonovich." "It's up to you to tell me where my daughter is." "Why... they planned it..." "They're all immoral, they're cruel." "You celebrated too early." "Yes, stupid, isn't it?" "I'm ridiculous." "But can you condemn anyone for being ridiculous?" "All right, so I'm that way!" "Laugh in my face!" "Go on, eat, drink my wine..." "But to pierce a man's heart because he's ridiculous..." "Get a hold of yourself, she isn't worth the trouble!" "And they're not all bandits." "They are honorable people, they're all your friends." "I wasn't aware of anything." "You're all from the same band." "Don't forget though..." "Even the meekest man can get furious." " What did he take?" " A pistol." "No fear anymore, no law, no mercy!" "Run!" "Catch him!" "Stop him!" "Yuli Kapitonovich!" "Stop!" "The "Swallow" will leave with her first passengers, and I'll go to Paris, to the World Fair." "How I love foreign countries!" "Today, gentlemen..." "Today I have a very strange feeling." "I'm on the "Swallow" for the first time as a guest." "Let's have a drink, Captain." "We've been everywhere on the Volga with you." "Thank you, Captain." "Shall we play our song, Ilya?" "A cask of wine for the crew." "Seryozha, give me the guitar." "Life is too short, as the philosophers say." "Let's take advantage of it!" "I've never been so hungry as now, after that dinner party." "It's better to forget it." "It's all in the past." "The white moth to the closing bine," "The red crane to her reed," "And the Romany lass to the Romany lad" "By the tie of a roving breed." "Follow the Romany patteran" "North where the blue bergs sail," "And the bows are gray with the frozen spray," "And the masts are shod with mail." "Both to the road again, again!" "Out on a clean sea-track " "Follow the cross of the gipsy trail" "Over the world and back!" "Follow the Romany patteran" "East where the silence broods" "By a purple wave on an opal beach ln the hush of the Mahim woods." "Follow the Romany patteran" "Sheer to the Austral Light," "Where the besom of God is the wild South wind," "Sweeping the sea-floors white." "Follow the Romany patteran" "West to the sinking sun," "Till the junk-sails lift through the houseless drift," "And the east and the west are one." "Larissa Dmitrievna!" "Do us all a favour." "Dance for us." "Yes, please, we beg you." " l'm embarrassed." " Please, don't refuse us." "Everyone is asking you." "Larissa Dmitrievna, you must go home now." "I'm not going back home." "But it is impossible for you to stay here." "No, Sergey Sergeyevich, stop your fancy talk." "Give me a straight answer, am I your wife now or not?" "Think about the rumors you'll be the source of if you don't go." "You brought me here, so you'll bring me home." "My mother is waiting to give us her blessing." "I don't think you have the right to ask that." "You were the one who said..." "Give up everything and I'm yours." "We might talk about it some time, not now..." "We'll talk now." " Do you insist?" " Yes, I do." "Very well." "You see..." "When a man has been bound hand and foot," "he might give in to his feelings to the point where he forgets about his obligations and the chains binding him." "But then..." "he opens his eyes" "and sees the horrible truth, realizing he can't break the chains." "Are you married?" "No." "Other chains won't be an obstacle." "I'll share any burden with you." "I'm engaged." "No!" "I'm bound with these chains." "Why didn't you tell me?" "It's godless..." "The only thing I saw was you." "I couldn't think of nothing else." "Believe me, I'm telling the truth." "That's enough." " Please, listen..." " No!" "Go away!" "I can take care of myself." "Go away... I can't help thinking about Larissa Dmitrievna." "We had nothing to do with it." "We're not to blame." "The girl has found herself in a very difficult situation." "So we, her friends, are not only allowed, we feel forced to take part in her destiny." "D'you mean that's the right occasion to take her to Paris, for example?" "Yes, why not?" "Well, what's stopping you?" "You're stopping me, and I'm stopping you." "You might not fear rivalry." "Not that it bothers me either, however, it is annoying." "Things usually go a lot smoother when the way is clear." "Well, you can't bribe me." "A bribe isn't necessary." "There're other ways to settle this." "What do you take, heads or tails?" "If I say "heads", I'll lose for sure." "You're going to take heads." "Tails!" "You win!" "You will go to Paris with Larissa." "However, I still win." "It won't cost me anything." "But remember, you've given your word, you should stand by it." "You're a merchant." "You should know what giving one's word means." "You're offending me, Moky Parmyonovich." "I know what a merchant's word is!" "Vassya, I'm lost!" "Larissa, my dear, I don't see what can be done." "We're like brother and sister, you know." "Help me!" "Larissa, I'd like to help, but it's impossible." "Just pity me, that's all I ask." "I'm sorry, Larissa. I can't." "Are you chained down as well?" "Worse. I'm in shackles." "What kind?" "I gave my word." "A merchant's word." "Larissa Dmitrievna..." "Please, listen to me, and don't take offense." "It is not my intention to offend you in any way." "The only thing I want is your happiness." "If anyone deserves that, it's surely you." "Would you like to go to Paris with me?" "To the World Fair." "I'm also offering you security for the rest of your life." "There'll be nothing to be ashamed of." "No one will blame you for anything." "I can assure you there're boundaries that reprobation does not cross." "I would see to it that your income would be so that the most spiteful gossips and moralizers would be forced to shut up." "I would never hesitate to offer you my hand, but I'm already married." "Think it over." "If you decide to accept my proposal, then let me know." "There are very few things that are beyond my reach." "What you did calls for punishment." "But I'm the only one who has the right to judge you." "I will decide whether or not to forgive you." "Why are you here?" "I will have my revenge on every one of them" "until they kill me." "What is it you want?" "They insulted you and they are going to pay the price!" "The biggest insult for me is your playing the role of my protector." "You think so?" "Knurov and Vozhevatov are flipping coins which one will get you." "Heads or tails will decide." "That's not an insult?" "They consider you as an object... I am an object!" "At long last we know what I am!" "I'm an object, not a human being..." "Go away!" "Every object should have an owner." "I'm going with Knurov." " l'm your owner!" " l'm too expensive for you." "As long as I'm an object, I'd better be expensive." " l love you!" " No!" "I own you!" "I'm taking you!" "Let me go!" "Leave me alone..." "You disgust me!" "Don't touch me!" "You're mine..." "Mine..." "What are you doing?" "Come to your senses..." "Come back!" "I forgive you everything!" "But I don't forgive myself!" "I beg you!" "Don't leave me!" "You can make me happy!" "I'm willing to sacrifice anything!" "I'll take any humiliation." "You're too worthless for me!" "How can I win your love?" "I love you!" "You're lying!" "I looked for love and it wasn't there!" "You men consider me just as a plaything." "I never found love, so I'm looking for gold now!" "Go away!" "I can't belong to you." "I love you!" "Stop!" "You'll regret it!" " You should belong to me!" " Never!" "Then you'll belong to no one!" "Thank you..." "The End"