"I wouldn't watch it." " Why?" "I don't Know." " That way you can remember me." "I don't need any reminders if you're always with me." "But I might leave you one day." "Right." " Why are you laughing?" "You think you Know all about me." "I thinK you can never Know everything about someone." "I Know everything about you." "You do?" "Yes." " What's my favorite fruit?" "You don't eat fruits." "Yes I do, blackberries." "Since I was little, really." "Right." "If everything between us ended today, we would only be... a couple of strangers who once shared a bed." " What's your favorite fruit?" "Orange." "Tom!" "Hi honey, how are you?" "I have to go, we'll talk later." "Wait!" "No really, I have a test." "We'll talk later." "I'm leaving." "OK." "Call me when you get home." "I love you." "Kisses." "I'm leaving for good, you're never going to see me again." "Honey, I don't have time for that, you know..." "What did I do this time, tell me." "What did I do?" "I told you I was tired, right?" "Yes, you did." "I decided to run away, really, from everything." "What are you running away from?" "From here, mylife, my parents." "Where are you going?" "I have only one hour with you." "Where are you going?" "I don't want to tell you." "Why don't you want to tell me?" "Because I don't want you to follow me." "But where..." "Listen, I only have one hour, if you keep asking me where, I'll leave right now." "You said it yourself that this would eventually happen." "I just said it so you would think it wasn't an original idea, and so you wouldn't do it." "That's all." "You know..." "This bad girl attitude doesn't suits you, it just doesn't." "You should at least smoke, that would make you bad, but you don't..." "You're a fraud, you know that?" "A very cute one, but yet a fraud." "That will not stop me to go." "you woun't do this to me... you woun't do this to me, not now... not on the middle...of the day, before my test." "Ifyou were an object?" "What would it be?" "An air conditioner." "A house or a car one?" "House." "And ifyou were a song?" "Which would it be?" ""Needle in the Hay"." "Good one." "What movie scene would you be?" "I don't Know." "What about you?" "We have two options, we can either go to our secret spot and have sex untill I leave, or we can walk around and talk." "Can we do both at the same time?" "Fine, we'll talk." "For how long have you been preparing this?" "Four months." "Four months?" "You have been wanting..." "Why are you doing this now?" "For many reasons?" "Is anyone of these reasons related to me?" "I almost left a month ago, but then you gave me a burned CD." "So if I had burn a stupid CD, that takes me 30 seconds to make, you wouldn't have broken up with me and I'd have a girlfriend?" "No, but it would be nice to hear something new on the way." "I think we deserve a second chance." "We passed it a long time ago." "Then maybe a sixth, seventh, eight chance, it doesn't matter." "Second chances are overrated, that's what my aunt Marlene says," "you know her." "What I she basing herself on?" "On her relationships." "She never got married." "But she has many cats, you know that." "She has nine cats." "And cats are good companions." "If you want you can have one," "I'll steal it, she'll never notice." "You want one?" "So we can stay together." "No, thanks." "I already have one." "You don't have any cats." "I have one." "I have a cat, but he stays at my aunt Lucia's house." "You don't have an aunt Lucia, honey..." "Fine, maybe you do." "I don't know anything about you." "She's my father's sister." "That's why then..." "He doesn't talk to me, he hates me." "He hates everybody." "Usually people that hate everybody, tend to love me." "But not your father." "Your father hates everybody, and he hates me as well." "You know Mrs. Regina, the librarian?" "She hates me." "She loves me." "She put aside many books for me." "She said she'd read them to me, they're in Italian, but she'd translate them, and read them to me." "She's in love with me, and you..." "You see, you won't be lonely when I'll leave." "This world is too small for the both of us." "Oh, my foot..." "They're shooting a movie here, today." "Really?" "The director is your friend, the one whose name I always forget." "Right." "Listen..." "Do you still love me?" "talking about love is so cliché." "I don't think so..." "What you just said is very cliché." "Nobody talks about love anymore." "They find boring and cliché." "I'm a nobody?" "What?" "I am the world." "So where are you going?" "I already told you that I'm not giving any details..." "I only asked you, because it's better to know where you going, so I'll know that one day we might me meet again." "Let's say you go to Paris." "The next time I'll go there," "I'll know I might meet you, by the Eiffel Tower, eventually." "But if you go to Iguaba Grande, that's really close by," "I could go there, even though it's not something..." "I'd like to do just to see you." "But honey..." "If you die, it'll be hard for us to meet." "Then maybe in anotherlife." "Like "Ghost"?" "A platonic love for a dead person?" "I don't believe in those things." "Now someone knows where I'm going." "Which Power Ranger was your favorite?" "Tommy, of course." "He hooked up with the pink one." " What?" "You always touch my belly button." "I can't?" "It's my right..." " Which PoKémon did you like?" "Bulbasaur." "I hated Charmander." "It was pure hatred." "Can you not touch my belly button?" "And which Knights of the Zodiac?" "Shiryu, of course." " What else?" " Which Ninja Turtle?" "Donatello, of course." "The guy had a staff." "One had forks, the other one had a nunchaku, he had a staff." " Wow, a staff." "Yes." "Donatello, of course." " What about Easter eggs?" "Ester eggs?" "Kinder Ovo." "Because of the surprise?" "Sure." "I don't like chocolate much." "You'd always get a plane, a hippo." " They never had good things in there." " Which boy's band did you like?" "BacKstreet Boys." "Of course." "backstreet boys." "For all boy's band, boys band, bus bands..." "Boy Band." "Anyway..." " The backstreet Boys, band, were like the Beatles." "Come on now." "Really, I'm serious." "You're exaggerating." "No, they were like the Beatles." "And I doubt..." "Honey!" "I was just checking." "You can't even compare." "Just ask any little girl," "they'll all say N'Sync." "I doubt that you..." "Honey, no no..." "Let me talk." "Let me ask you something..." "Just get this one thing, boys Know about soccer, and girls Know about boy's band." "That's so cliché." "I have a serious question for you." "I doubt..." "That this belly button... didn't think about going to the backstreet Boys' concert... at the Maracanã." " What?" " This belly button actually went." "You actually went to their concert?" "Yes." "You see." "See what?" "You went to the concert." "like you didn't go?" "No." "At the time I pretended I only liked British rock." "You missed it..." "So what's this big problem you have with death?" "I don't know..." "It's a fear, my only fear..." "Your only one?" "You have many." "I have a many?" "You're afraid of bugs, cockroaches." "Remember that time you asked my mother to kill a spider?" "Yes, but that's trauma, not fear, it's a different category." "would you go to my funeral?" "Sure, of course I'd go." "If there's an A/C, and no rock band..." "That's so tacky." "Were you happy with me?" "No." "No?" "No but it's not you fault." "It's just that I've always missed something." "Since I was little." "Fine, but do you think you'll be happy where you're going now?" "No." "So why don't you stay?" "You won't be happy here, nor there, so just stay here." "At least..." "I'll be happy." ""only impossible love lasts forever"." "Can't you stay 1 0 minutes without quoting a book, or movie?" "It's something that I..." "That you hate?" "Yes, I hate it." "We're going to say bad things now?" "I think we should, yes." "We're breaking up, so it's time we say all the bad things we mean." "Want to know what I hate about you?" "Sure, go ahead." "You always ignored men that look at me on the street." "You never said anything, you're a coward." "I'm not a coward, I know myself." "It's called being humble." "Besides, you're running away, and I'm the coward?" "Is that what it is?" " What do you hate the most?" "self-improvement." "I'm serious." "So am I." "I'm talking about corruption, violence, prejudice..." "That's all bad, but I don't think self-improvement can help in any way." "You're unbelievable." "You can't be alienated just because you're not into politics." "I like politics." "I watched all the seasons of "West Wing"." "You dummy." "What you like the most about me?" "Me?" "I like the way you play the flute with your nose." "It's very charming." "You can never be romantic." "Me?" "I didn't know you wanted me to be romantic, you said that talking about love is cliché." "I was just being funny, sincere." "What do you like about me, then?" "Me?" "You look like a movie character, kind of weird, a loser, then you meet a great girl like me and yourlife changes for the better." "And I'm the one who's not romantic?" "You've been lazy lately, but I like how you always tried to make my world happy." "You should stop wearing your "Star Wars" shirts," "and you grandpa's glasses." "What?" "You don't like my shirts?" "I'm just worried... that you won't be able to get A girlfriend when I leave." "I always thought you liked them." "I do like them." "I thought you found it different." "I do, but I'm different." "You're not all that different, let me tell you..." "You're not as different as you think you are." "You're not different from this girl." "Really?" "That's not what you used to say." "From the very first time we met, you said that I was unique, that there was nobody like me, bla bla bla..." "I did." "But I lied, I lied to you." "You lied to me?" "I lied to you, honey." "You didn't lie at all." "Yes, I did." "No, you didn't." "I did." "You're so full of yourself." "Fine, I didn't lie." "See." "If I'm monster, it's partly because of you." "And if I'm leaving, it's partly because of you." "Because of me, right?" "I must be terrible in bed." "No, you're pretty affectionate." "OK, so tips for a future relationship:" "First, no shirts related to the greatest trilogy ever." "Second, throw away your grandfather's glasses." "Your glasses can't have an emotional value." "Third, be wild in bed, spank her, curse at her, knock her unconscious, right?" "I was just kidding, you're very good." "She's your type, she could be your next girlfriend." "I like this one better." "That one?" "She looks like her favorite movies are "A walk to Remember", and "The Notebook"." "She'll never get the ending of your movies." "But she is kind of cute." "She's prettier then me." "Just a little." "I don't Know why we're together, we're so different, you're so childish, look at this, you have a He-Man action figure." "I'm like that thirst you get when you want grape soda." "And what am I?" "Champagne?" "You're like a Mentos." "Can I put the movie on?" "Yes." "This is the Juggernaut, by the way, not He-Man." "What's up, Antonio?" "Hey man, how are you?" "You guys know each other?" "That's Lincoln." "She's my girlfriend." "So how are you doing, man?" "Good, how are you?" "How did you do in the test?" "I didn't have time..." "It was easy to cheat." "I had cheats here, and here..." "The author's name..." "So how are you lovers doing?" "Great!" "I'm pregnant." "That sucks." "It's twins!" "I mean, it's nice." "It's beautiful." "It's nice, we're going to keep them." "You're going to keep them." "Yes..." "We're going to keep them." "Your girl is really weird." "She's weird, right?" "Some girls are like that." "They like weird guys..." "That's cool..." "I admire that." "But be careful, honey, this guy is no good." "Antonio isn't worth anything." "He's from my neighborhood, he's a player, you know what I mean?" "He has this style going on, look at these glasses, just look at these." "Did you find these on the streets?" "No, man." "They were my grandfather's." "You wear them to get the ladies." "You're just trying to get girls, I'm telling you." "They're not even prescribed, where did you get them?" "That's bad for your sight." "That's bad for you, listen to me." "They're prescribed, I'm farsighted." "What about this hair?" "You player." "You have to go to class, man." "So what have you guys been up to?" "We're moving northeast." "Northeast?" "We're going to Bahia." "Really?" "We're in Bahia?" "Itabuna." "Yeah, that's it, Itabuna." "It's sucks there." "It really does." "Really?" "I spent time there." "Too many bugs." "Many bugs, huh?" "People yelling at night, ugly girls hitting on you..." "But we're going together, you know?" "That's worth it then." "We're going to chili." "That's different, then." "If I was going with a piece of ass like that..." "I'm going to go now." "Yeah, just go." "I'll be around." "Drinking, smoking, getting laid..." "Not with who I really want to but..." "What's that?" "I'm just not having fun with who I really want to." "I'm going from class, to the bar, back to class, to the bar again..." "Me, Clarinha, the guys..." "Clarinha is around," "but we're not together anymore." "You guys broke up?" "I figured." "She left me for alcohol." "She left me for a mug of beer." "Nice." "That's good." "You guys are good, right?" "The day this one leaves me," "I'll be crushed." "Give me a call that day," "I love comforting, little girls, I love them." "Anyway, thanks for the advices." "I'm going to go." "So you're really OK?" "I'm great, I'm happy..." "I have to go." "It's nice to run into you like that," "I just came for the test." "Really?" "So you must be leaving?" "I'm leaving..." "What's up with shirt man?" "What is this, man?" "Ga-Ga Fashion?" "I've always worn this shirt." "It's Ga-Ga Fashion." "You're not familiar?" "Hey, beautiful, Ga-Ga Fashion is when people... use their grandfather's clothes to try to pick up girls." "This guy's no good." "When he's at the bar, he drinks a couple beers, and starts hitting on ugly girls, weird girls..." "That's OK, man." "He hits on everyone." "His nickname is "Hit", after 2 AM, he's out there hitting on girls." "Who did you thinK is the most beautiful man?" "Chico and Johnny Depp." "You have to pick one." "There are two types of women." "The ones who pick Chico, and the ones who pick Johnny Depp." "You can't be both." "But I am." "So how are you feeling?" "I'm normal." "I'm a piece of shit." "No, you're not, think about it." "You're short, kind of ugly, you wear this stupid shirt," "your grandpa's glasses." "Thanks." "And you get a girl like me." "Don't forget about Chris." "Hello." "Chris is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen." "Yeah, she is." "You think she'd take you back?" "No, she's going out with a guy." "Who's worse then me by the way." "He's horrible, really ugly." "She must have problems." "Yeah." "Many problems." "You want to drink something?" "Sure." "Listen..." "If everything works out, will you make a movie about me?" "You know very well that..." "No matter what happens... you'll always be in my movies, books, plays, afternoons, mornings of mylife." "You..." "I'm never going to forget you, I love you, I know you..." "Love is sad, I don't know." "It's like ordering pizza." "I'm listening?" "You order the pizza, get anxious to get it, the pizza arrives, you eat it and then..." "You go to the sofa and watch TV." "That's all you have to say?" "Yes." "You know you'll never find someone as patient... with your craziness, and discourage, right?" "Not a pizza so..." "Be careful." "tasty like me." "You know that?" "Or a person who can go up the stairs backwards like this." "Go ahead..." "Speed: 137 miles per hour." "Super trump card." "3A." "What's up?" "What are you reading?" "The paper." "You want to drink or eat anything?" "No thanks, I'm not hungry." "I was thinking, a love story goes better with McDonalds... then with pizza." "Go ahead, laugh..." "Even if people say that McDonalds is bad for you and stuff..." "I can't stop eating there, it's compulsive." "But at the same time I feel better, because I always ask them... to change something." "Like taking off the pickles." "I feel like I'm turning something standard into my own." "And love is kind of like that." "It can be something common, standard and the same to everyone, but it can also be unique, and very private." "Our love was like that..." "It was ours only, like a number 1 with no pickles on it." "I'm going to miss our silly conversations." "Me too." "And I hoped I convinced you that..." "Sony is better then Nintendo." "Yeah, right." "You're not convinced yet?" "Just ask anybody, and they'll tell you who Luigi and Mario are." "But if you ask them who's Cloud or Sephiroth, they won't have a clue." "So we're basing ourselves on popularity now?" "Does that mean that Paulo Coelho's books... are better then Cortázar's?" "More people read them." "If playstation 3 was that good, you'd have already bought yours." "You know I'm waiting for the new GTA game to come out." "Besides, your fixation about Nintendo must mean something." "Maybe your brother died while you were playing..." "He died when he was..." "playing "Super Mario Bros"." "I never had any brother." "I just made that up so there would be an explanation, it doesn't make sense that you like video games." "A beautiful woman like you who plays video games, who's addicted to "Super Mario"." "It's a flaw...." "It would be a flaw if you were a movie character." "You're ridiculous." "I'm ridiculous?" "Controlling a couple of cute plumbers is ridiculous." "You think I'm childish?" "Just a little." "Ridiculous is:" ""I can't go out because I have to play" ""Kingdom Hearts""." "Let's not talk about that." ""Kingdom Hearts"." "That was once..." "Anyway, let's not talk about that, talk about something else." "Any news?" "My grandfather, he's in Rio." "Really?" "I never met him." "And you never will, you're leaving." "But I think..." "You're ridiculous." "You would like him, really." "If you stayed, you'd get a cat, and you'd get to meet him." "He's very crazy, and funny." "I told him I was studying filmmaking, and he said... he never thought his grandson would be a "celeb"." "You made that joke up." "No, really, I'm serious." "It's not a joke." "It'd be funnier if it was one, but it's not." "It just shows you how crazy he is." "Do you still want to study filmmaking?" "No..." "I want to be a "celeb"." "No, I'm serious." "I want to be an actress." "Who knows?" "Maybe one day." "Who knows?" "Far from here maybe." "Hey, tell me..." "Have you seen any movies lately?" "I did." "My father bought... the Bergman box." "I saw "The Seventh Seal"." "What's so funny?" "Now I know why you're like that..." "So depressed." "I can't believe what you're saying." "I'm serious." "How can you say you that you like "Transformers" better... then all the Godard's movies combined?" "You're just saying that to tease me." "That's a shame to film lovers all over the world." "No, what's better then regular cars turning into 50 feet tall robots?" "You didn't get it?" "No, I didn't." "How's your mom?" "Is she OK?" "She's good." "Listen, my version about the end of our relationship will be different." "I'm going to tell people that I broke up with you, and you were so devastated that you had to leave the country." "Is that OK?" "That's not your style," "you'll be the bad boy of the story." "But that's my new style." "I'm a bad boy now." "Without glasses, Without..." "Look what I bought For your little brother." "A little car?" "What's wrong with that?" "People are spoiling him With all these little cars." "He'll grow up to be A mechanical person," "Like a traffic engineer." "People that grow up with cars," "End up like that." "But not with action figures," "They grow up to be more human, Dealing better with people," "You know what I mean?" "I get it." "When you were a kid, you play with...?" "Action figures." "Of course." "Sure. "G.I. Joe" and..." ""Knights of the Zodiac"." "If I only thought about that, maybe I would have broken up with you... after the first time we did it." "And you'd have never known... what's like to have ruffles and Coke for breakfast." "Or the solitude of your days without me." "Isn't that pretty what I just said?" "beautiful." "The solitude of your days without me." "Go ahead." " Tell me something you never did." "I never lit a match." "How were you brought up?" "I'm serious." "I drank coke... in a feeding bottle until I was eight." "You know that the landscape of Rio was designed by Niemeyer, right?" "It was his graduation project from around 1 520." "Where do you think I'm going?" "You?" "You know what I think?" "I think you're going to stay in Rio, and in a week I'll run into you, with red hair and sunglasses thinking that no one will recognize you." "No, seriously." "With a super disguise." "I'm serious." "Invent the story of rest of our lives." "Fine, I think you're going to the United States." "There are many men you know that are dying for you to stay over." "They want you to stay with them." "One of them is Kevin, you're going to stay with him, then you'll start dating, and Kevin has many couple friends, like John and Linda, Paul and Mary." "You're going to become a sextet, you, Kevin, Paul, Mary, John, Linda, remember these names, they're very important." "Then, out of boredom, and living in Arkansas, you're going to have an affair with Paul, who'll break up with Mary." "Mary is going to look for comfort in her best friend Linda, and they'll start having an lesbian affair." "Then John will hook up with both of them, he'll injure Mary... with a knife, which will make her go after Paul, who will kill himself out of despair." "Then you'll think about coming back, but you'll meet an Italian, Gennaro." "Gennaro owns a restaurant and is a big Topo Gigio fan, he'll convince you to go to Italy with him." "In Italy, he'll turn out to be a jerk, your relationship... will become crazy, you'll start cheating on him with your neighbor." "Gennaro will eventually find out and then he'll start hitting you, so you'll wait for him with a knife..." "That's the second knife in the story." "Exactly." "You're obsessed with knives, not me, but you, it's your story." "You're going to come out of the door and kill him." "So you'll call a friend that looks like De Niro and works for the mafia, who'll will take you to Austria with forged papers." "In Austria you'll marry a guy named Wullnei..." "Wilnei..." "Wullnei." "You two will have a daughter called Samantha..." "Samantha..." "Yes, don't ask me why." "She'll be beautiful, lovely, but will get killed by a car." "It's a tragedy, you guys will be devastated..." "And you'll run away, again." "Lots of running, lots of knives." "If you start running away now, you'll run away forever, and eventually run into knives." "But every now and then, I think that... you'll have fun." "So what about me?" "You?" "What's mylife going to be like?" "You watch too many movies, you're going to love me forever." "You'll look for me in every girl, every bar, every street." "One day, after a long time, you'll see me." "And?" "You'll think it's an illusion." "And I'll leave." "We're lost, right?" "We lost ourselves the moment we met." "I have to go." "Listen, honey, stay." "Please stay." "Just a second." "Hello?" "Hi." "Sorry, you have called to the wrong number." "I don't Know what Julio sees in that girl." "She's easy." "I thinK girls like that don't deserve respect from men." "That's a totally false view that women have about us men." "Who's the woman that we respect the most?" "Our mother, right?" "Isn't she the one that shows us her breasts in our first encounter?" "You're crazy." "I'm going to save the world !" "Really?" "Sorry for being selfish and wanting you just for myself." "Don't forget to help little kids in Africa." "Choose a nice uniform..." "You dummy, I don't mean it like that." "How do you mean it then?" "I don't know." "I admire the plans you made for yourlife, I really do." "Thank you." "Geez..." "How are you?" "I missed you so much." "That's such a coincidence." "Yeah, right?" "How are you?" "I'm fine." "And you?" "I'm really good." "How are?" "Fine." "I'm his girlfriend." "Nice to meet you." "It's Taiane, right?" "It's Taiara, you always forget." "I'm sorry." "He always forgets." "I always called you Taiane." "That's OK, no worries." "So how are you?" "I wanted to tell you guys something." "I know that you're going to Itabuna." "Remember the seed-exchanging fair?" "We're going to do it there, with you guys." "Because of the baby." "Right?" "Oh yes." "You know about that?" "Of course, everyone knows." "Everyone's talking about it." "So we'll do it there, for you." "Over there is best place to do it, there's this big lawn, where kids can run." "You guys are going to love it." "Look at that..." "That's great that you're going to exchange..." "What is it again?" "Seeds, right?" "From trees and stuff..." "Sure." "Everyone brings their own seed, you guys have yours right?" "A seed?" "Of course." "Yes, sure." "Once we arrive, there's a trade..." "What?" "A trade!" "A trade..." "Of seeds?" "Do you get any money?" "No, man." "No, it's like..." "Seed for seed." "I get it." "You exchange them." "Yes." "Seed for seed." "You return home with different seeds." "That's it, man." "Then you plant them, you plant..." "New energies, new vibrations..." "Exactly." "You guys are kind of..." "Light blue." "You have to make it... a stronger blue." "Us?" "You have to go, you're going to love it, honestly." "There's a waterfall." "In Itabuna?" "Yes, a waterfall." "The "Véu da Noiva" waterfall?" "Yes, with the big slide." "You guys have to go." "It's awesome." "Good, very good." "That's great Tai..." ""lara"." "Taiara." "Call me whatever you want, call me with you heart, I'll answer." "Dude, that's awesome." "What?" "This glasses are really cool." "You like them?" "Let me clean them really quick." "Thanks." "Just be careful." "Dude..." "It's awesome." "Some people don't like them." "Really?" "That's right." "You just have to ignore these people." "I mean..." "They're awesome." "So listen, I have this crib at home." "You're having twins, but I'm sure they'll fit next to each other." "And it's at home in this box..." "Can I just have the glasses back..." "I can't see without them." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, I couldn't see you." "You can have the crib, just call me..." "What's the crib for?" "Because of the baby." "Sure, the baby." "In Itabuna it's better if he stays on the ground." "Yes, of course." "So he picks up energy from the earth." "That's right, dude, sure..." "Like the seeds." "Of course, like the seeds." "It's great that you're doing OK." "It's good to see you." "Nice to meet you." "Like wise." "If this one leaves, I'll be crushed." "Don't worry, that will never happen." "No." "Do you know what I don't want to be in your life?" "Like a Tom Bombadli." "What?" "He was very important to the hobbits, but he was cut out when they made the movies." "I don't want to be cut out if they ever make a movie about you." "I'm going to the bathroom." "I'll wait for you here." " What's your favorite website?" "Nowadays, or in all my life?" "I don 't Know, whatever." "Nowadays it has to be "Omelete", "Judão", or "Jovem Nerd"." "But in my lifetime, The site I entered the most," "Has to be 'the Britney Spears' Fan-site"." "I'm serious." "You like Britney Spears?" "It's not that I liked her, but since 1999... with "Baby One More Time", the greatest goal of my life... was to see her naked." "Seriously." "It was my North as a teenager." "I looked all over the internet for pictures and stuff." "You're done with that phase, right?" "Yes, I'm done." "I went to therapy for three years to get rid of this obsession, and one day, I was on the internet and these pictures came out..." "Remember?" "I've seen these pictures." "You've seen these pictures?" "Yes." "You Know what I'm talking about?" "I do." " That's bizarre, right?" "Yes, bizarre." "They were gross." "It was like the fall of a myth, like an icon coming apart." "Just like when I discovered that Grandma Mafalda was a man." "You poor thing." "That was traumatic to an entire generation, you Know?" "A whole generation with sexual problems..." "The Grandmother was played by man, who by the way had drug problems." "Really." "He was an unemployed actor, who was on cocaine." "People say he played Bozo as well." "There's a whole generation that grew up in perversion, because of Grandma Mafalda and Bozo." "Dirty mouth." "Your feet smell bad..." "Your fingers..." "You want to leave someone a message?" "That takes off some of the glamour." "Glamour?" "Yes." "You're absolutely crazy, you know that?" "You're the craziest girl I know, and I know a lot of crazy people." "My mom has been in therapy for the last 20 years, my fathers roots for América, and my ex-girlfriend Chris, she had panic syndrome, she listened to punk-rock, and she practically lived in a bar." "She lived there, in the bathroom." "But she wasn't crazier than you, you're by far the craziest one." "I'm going to have to get used to girls... that are just less." "Less then you." "Less crazy, less pretty, interesting..." "What about that paper we had to do?" "Do it yourself, you'll manage." "Two people have to do it, you know?" "You could have done your part..." "You've known that you're leaving for four month now, come on." "You had plenty of time to do it." "Honey, the teacher loves you, she'll give you an A anyway, don't worry." "She'll give me an A and write down :" ""Congratulations, I told you she wasn't worth anything"." "She never said that." "Yes, she did." "She did?" "She said it with her eyes, discretely." "Sometimes even straight forward." "What a tramp..." "See..." "Listen..." "What are you going to miss the most?" "People or other things?" "People, I guess." "My nutritionist." "The fat one?" "Don't say that, she has problems." "I know, I just think it's funny that a nutritionist could be fat." "It's like a dentist missing a tooth, or a psychiatrist been schizophrenic." "Actually, I think all psychiatrists..." "I'm also going to miss Sueli." "Sueli, the teacher?" "Yes." "You think she's teaching a class?" "No one's here, you'll have to stick with me." "You know what I'm going to miss about you?" "Every time I'll eat beans, I'll think about how you just eat the sauce, and not the actual bean." "I love these little things you do." "I'll miss your warm hands." "I'll miss your freezing feet." "You insist in saying that my feet are cold." "I keep wondering if a man in my life will have the courage... to get on a mechanical-bull just to get a kiss." "I really doubt that, people don't do that anymore." "I bet you 10 bucks that you're going to do that with at least..." "Five girls, no?" "Let's bet." "I take your bet and double it." "Each time I'll see a mechanical-bull," "I'll start crying." "It'll be ridiculous, a grown man crying in front of a mechanical..." "I'm not feeling good." "You want me to get some water?" "No, stay here with me." "You could be a little..." "Less complicated." "What you think?" "would you like me if I wasn't that complicated?" "Yes, I think I'd like you." "I had this funny dream." "Tell me." "It's no big deal." "Tell me, I want to know." "Seriously, it's not a big deal." "Just tell me your dream." "I dreamed about a giant teddy bear invading the city, spitting fire and light bolts..." "Are you serious?" "Yes." "That was you dream?" "Was he evil?" "Really evil." "Then he started..." "Wasn't it a monkey?" "No, it was a bear." "If it's a monkey, I know this story..." "It's not a joke, it's my dream." "OK." "Sometimes I have the same dream twice, but not this time." "Then he wanted to attack me, but you showed up in a white horse..." "You're making that up." "That's a lie." "I'm not making it up," "I told you it wasn't a big deal..." "I arrived in a white horse?" "Me?" "Yes, you." "It was a big one too." "I can't picture myself in a horse," "but fine, go ahead." "That's it, then I woke up." "That's it, it's over?" "Do I kill him?" "It's not like I can choose?" "I want to know the end." "I told, I woke up." "Even so," "I can't picture you killing a monster." "I guarantee you that I could." "I was on a white horse." "A person sitting on a white horse... can do anything." "A person sitting on a white horse..." "I have to tell you a few things, I wrote them down, but I remember." "Go ahead, I'm listening." "I hate you mother, I can't stand her." "She always comes up with subtle ways to say that I'm no good." "It's OK, she's not crazy about you." "I hate that about everyone around us," "I'm always the bad girl that doesn't treat poor Antonio right." "Anything else?" "I hated your screenplay, it looks like a filmed play, nothing happens." "You're absolutely right." "That's funny because in high school you were the best student, you only got A's, teachers loved you." "I was the best in high school, I'm aware of that." "That's the problem," "I got here and there's 50 people better then I, they're better writers..." "But writing is the only thing I know how to do, so I don't know..." "What can I do?" "It's a problem that's noticeable in my screenplay." "But you only scored 1 000 in your S.A.T.." "The writing part of the S.A.T. was about child labor, what can I do if I'm for it?" "The teacher didn't get me." "I'm all for it, the best actress in the world is Dakota Fanning." "Besides, I'm a big Jordy fan, and Michael Jackson was never better... then when he was seven." "The law should be the opposite, it should forbid certain adults to work." "Like Michael Jackson, after he turned 1 6, he shouldn't have been allowed to work again." "You're crazy." "You want to know what I taught the worst part of the screenplay was?" "It's too much autobiographical..." "Let's see, the main female character is clearly inspired in me, and guess what, she kills the good guy at the end," "who's clearly inspired in you." "Honey..." "The only difference about art and therapy, is that if I don't feel like writing, I don't have to pay anyone." "Do you have anything else to say to me?" "No, I don't think so." "Do you have anything to ask?" "I do." "Did you write a goodbye note?" "I didn't actually write it, but I taught about some things." "You taught about it?" "Yes." "And what did you think about?" "That if you ever want to know... how I'm feeling now, or if you want to remember me, you should listen to the last track on your favorite CD." "What's my favorite CD?" "Like a specific one?" "Your favorite CD." "I'm sorry but I don't know what's..." "You're favorite CD it's the one you always say it's you favorite." "Got it..." "You don't understood." "Do you understand?" "I swear." "Do you understand?" "It's the Thriller by Michael Jackson, isn't it?" "Just kidding, I got it." "I swear." "You want to play hangman?" "What?" "Hangman?" "No, let's just leave." "Stop being dull, draw something for me." "Draw something?" "Yes." "What do you want me to draw?" "I don't know, whatever." "Anything." "Just like that?" "I'm going to Illustrate your dream then." "Tell me if I'm accurate." "OK." "These are the bears' beautiful paws." "That's his big head..." "Look in his eyes, he's really furious." "Look how mad he is." "He's furious...." "And look who he has in his paw." "In his claws..." "Guess who?" "I don't know if you'll recognize, it's hard." "Maybe you'll recognize the legs, they're really that skinny." "The legs are like in reallife." "You're such an idiot." "And the feet are always freezing, let me draw some ice cubes here." "You see the ice cubes by the feet." "I don't know if you recognized yet." "It's missing you." "Look who was missing..." "He suddenly appears, no, that's bad." "He comes out with his super flying horse..." "Look at this horse." "Sing me an epic soundtrack." "That horse looks like a dog..." "That's an not epic soundtrack, that sounds like a cell-phone ring." "It's an electronic soundtrack." "Look who's here, with his grandfather's glasses." "It looks like those type of dogs, what are they called again?" "They're called white horse." "Look at me, I arrive and then your dream is over." "Interesting, right?" "The dream is over." "Make something up." "You want me to invent the ending?" "Yes." "Fine, so I pull my super sword..." "No, not a sword, that's old fashioned," "I pull my golden gun." "You never played James Bond 007, so you don't know what it is." "But in the game, that's a gun that kills in one shot." "Now look what happens..." "He dies." "See, the Care Bear is dead now." "Then you fall on the ground and turn into a slime." "Then I go home, with my little slime, See?" "It looks like dog pooh." "Then I return to my kingdom, where there are many women that love my grandpa's glasses." "That's me, very happy." "That's my harem, and my slime that I keep in a box." "Check it out." "The slime looks like the villain's partner in "Care Bears", like a chewed gum." "Remember?" "That's it, you're my chewed gum." "Thank you, everybody." "Can we go now?" " To me, you're like dick Dastardly, from "wacky Races"." "He always moves ahead of people, just so he can cheat... and let nobody win." "But since he's ahead, why can't he just Keep going, and win the race?" "You Know what I mean?" "No." "Remember what happened here the first day of classes?" "No." "Scumbag !" "What happened?" "I'm not telling you anymore." "Fine, don't tell me." "You're not going to insist?" "Fine." "Please, honey, tell me what happened here the first day of classes." "It was our first kiss in college." "Really?" "Yes." "See..." "I also remember these sorts of things." "Deep down the bottom, you're the fraud." "I doubt that you remember the important moments." "Oh yeah?" "Is that a challenge?" "Sure." "Fine, ask me anything you want and I'll answer." "Go ahead." "When was the only time you saw me cry?" "That's easy." "It was at The Strokes concert, last song. "Under Control"." "You got it right." "They were great, right?" "They were." "You want some gum?" "No, thanks." "I remembered something." "What?" "I brought this so you could record a message for me." "Seriously?" "Yeah." "What kind of message?" "I don't know, any kind." "For what?" "So I can remember you by." "I don't know what to say..." "Say one of your tacky corny things" "that I love." "Is that OK?" "Fine, go ahead." "Go ahead !" "If I could, I'd destroy everything..." "I'd destroy cities, I'd destroy the whole world while we're at it, just so I could rebuild it as quickly as possible..." "In a way that it'd perfect for you, so you wouldn't have any problems, and you wouldn't have to run away." "That's it, cut." "The only good thing about dying of love, is that you remain alive." "What are you planning for your next vacation?" "Me?" "To look for you all over the world." "In every possible place there is." "Where would you look me for?" "I..." "I'd start with improbable places." "Like Bulgaria, Turkey," "Iguaba Grande, Paquetá, São Paulo." "Tell me more stuff." "I don't want to run out of conversation... on our last day together." "Yesterday there was this..." "This guy upstairs put Adriana Calcanhotto's CD on repeat," "that song "Devolva-me", you know?" "Oh God." "Poor guy." ""Devolva-me, devolve-me" for one hour and half non stop." "I just wanted to go upstairs, knock on his door and..." "Hug him." "I think that's what he needed." "He probably had problems." "Many problems." "I don't know." "Who doesn't have any?" "Yeah, right?" "Tell me something different." "Yesterday I counted and I found out that you gave 43 roses" "during our relationship." "Forty three?" "Yes, you want me to pay you back?" "No, that's OK." "By the way, do you have any money to live where you're going?" "I'm a prepared girl." "So you taught about that." "Nice." "You know what I was thinking?" "I'm not very different from that guy... who was listening to Adriana Calcanhotto on repeat." "You see..." "Why?" "Sometimes I found myself talking to strangers just to..." "Ask them if they're OK, so they can ask back if I'm OK." "Do you believe in God?" "It's not about believing or not." "It's about Knowing when he's bluffing." "How are you getting there?" "What you mean?" "How are you leaving?" "In a cab, bus, airplane..." "Forget about that, Tom, I'm just leaving." "I just want to help you, maybe call you a cab..." "I already said that I wasn't going to talk about it." "I don't need your help, thanks." "I was going to confess something else." "I always wanted to do ballet." "That's what you wanted to confess?" "That's your confession?" "I never said it was going to be something big." "Just a normal thing, I'm venting." "I taught it was something big." "Anyway, I thought I was too old... to start ballet." "But then I ran into a friend of mine who's my age, she just started doing ballet and she's loving it." "Great." "Why don't you start then?" "I don't know." "I started talking to her and she said..." "I don't have the right body type." "They're usually skinnier then me..." "Yeah that's right, you have this serious weight problem," "I mean, you have tree trunks instead of legs, you would look like that hippo from "Fantasia" if you did ballet." "Idiot." "Tell me another story, just like the one with the guy... that wouldn't stop listening to the same song." "I have a good one, it happened in building also, they're all crazy in my building." "In the elevator, there was a baby with two nannies." "They asked me to press any floor button." "So I pressed and asked them why, so they told me that the baby" "only eats in the elevator." "Poor nanny." "Nannies actually." "Two nannies for just one baby?" "Imagine that." "Imagine this kid when he'll grow up." "He'll take girls out for dinner in fancy elevators." "Our break up isn't going so bad." "No." "I keep thinking about the time Chris broke up with you, how she didn't go to your birthday and send a teddy bear with a note." "Exactly, you remember that?" "The note said : "Let's be friends"." "Remember the day you made rip the teddy bear open with a knife?" "Of course, I hated it." "Listen..." "Have you noticed how our lives are full of knives and bears?" "It's true, we're always talking about knives and bears." "What does that mean?" "You think it means something?" "Let me ask you, what happened this last week that made you decide." "Decide what?" "Decide to leave." "Let it go, you're annoying." "What was decisive for you?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "Nothing big happened this last week." "Nothing?" "Why now then?" "Maybe because we didn't see each other that much." "But that's what you wanted." "You were obviously tired of me." "I was tired of you?" "I don't know what's like to be tired of you." "If that's the reason, then stay." "It must be hard to put up with me." "Come on, stay if that's the reason." "Seriously." "I'm not tired of you." "Have you ever felt like if you don't change yourlife," "you're going to explode?" "No." "I don't know what you're saying." "Maybe it will be for the best." "Who knows?" "I'll start having different neuroses..." "Like single guy neuroses." "More creative neuroses then the ones I have now." "There's another thing." "What?" "Why do we only have one hour?" "Forget it, Tom !" "I want to know." "You're neurotic." "I have few rights." "Let's say I wrote a note, and I just want you to read it..." "when I'll be far away." "So there's a note?" "Yes." "So now you have a note?" "What's wrong with that?" "You said there wasn't one." "Fine, I lied." "You lied?" "Yes." "I just wanted to make sure," "you lied to me?" "Yes." "What's the note like?" "Sad, strong," "with a smell of strawberries." "The note smells?" "Yes, but I forgot what it smelled like." "I bought this note block that has many smells, I love them." "I like the "vanilla" one." "It's vanilla." "The right way to say it is vanilla." "Fine, vanilla." "It's like shopping center." "Shopping center is the correct way." "It's "mall"." "Just kidding." "Have you noticed how the campus is looking weird?" "No." "It's kind of empty." "Everyone is down there, there must be something going on." "Like a lecture." "It's weird how we're going around." "I have two things to tell you." "Fine, tell me." "We're walking around." "Can I gossip?" "Go ahead." "Yesterday I was doing some research on Facebook..." "Researching on Facebook?" "Really?" "That's a nice euphemism." "You were going through people's lives..." "I was researching about people that we once knew." "You were researching about people..." "Anyway, I was looking for our childhood friends." "People that were in school with us." "I found Janaina, remember her?" "The one who used to sing?" "Yes." "She used to sing in German." "That's the one, she became a singer." "Anyway, she's pregnant." "She's pregnant?" "Really?" "Yes." "Of a 15 years old." "A 15 years old kid?" "Yes." "She can't be pregnant, she must be playing tamagotchi." "What's more important, love or sex?" "The first option." "What's the first option again?" "Wait Tom !" "What is it honey?" "What are you doing?" "I'm going to throw away" "the symbol of our love in this..." "Wait!" "Are you serious?" "Stop." "Take it with you, on your trip." "Why?" "It'll stay here forever." "You want to pollute this stream?" "I want to write our love in eternity." "Fine, I'm also going to throw something away." "You don't have a symbol of us." "Yes, I do." "If I hadn't asked you for this shoe lace," "there wouldn't be anything of ours." "Wait a second." "Here, look!" "This is the last movie we saw, "The golden Compass"." "See?" "Look how sad that is." "That's your symbol?" "Yes." "We could have picked a better movie to be our last one." "If you'd have told me in advance, I'd have picked a better movie, not "The golden Compass"." "But no, you leave suddenly, so we're destined to have a yellow shoe lace as the symbol of our love..." "And a movie ticket as well..." "Make it tight." "Are you ready?" "I'm ready?" "Can I throw it?" "You can." "Really?" "Yes." "Come on, just throw it away." "Bye sweetie pie." "Remember that." "What are you thinking?" "The weather is always changing." "It's sunny." "I'm not sure if I find a sunny day all that beautiful." "I don't like it that much." "I like cloudy, raining days." "Is there anything more beautiful than the beach on a raining day?" "I Keep wondering what our future is going to be like." "I don't see why people always want to Know what's going to happen." "For me living is like playing "Clue"." "You Know someone will die at the end, but will it be with a Knife in the hall, or with the candlestick... in the living room?" "I don't Know..." "You have to find out little by little, play by play, exploring the board." "Look who's there." "It's Matheus." "And Chris." "I missed you." "What a coincidence" "Nice ass." "Have you met her?" "Let me tell you..." "I'm going to go." "It'll be a second." "My boyfriend split his tongue." "He what?" "He split his tongue." "In an accident?" "No, like a snake." "It feels great." "Are you still taking care of your grandparents?" "No, wait, that was me." "You're crazy." "Listen, I have to go." "How are you?" "Are you still at the bar?" "No, I moved to Leblon." "That's great." "I'm at this pizzeria now." "Let me introduce you to the actors." "You know what?" "You're cigarette is not lighted." "It's because I quit smoking." "Thursday I have a play in Campinas." "Chris, for the love of God, where's Matheus?" "Where is he?" "We have to talk about the screenplay." "He's concentrating." "He has gone crazy again." "He's the director, why is he gone?" "We have many things to solve." "We first have to change a few things," "like in this line." "Go ahead, start." "Why aren't you going?" "Wait, let's try it like this:" ""Why aren't you going?"" ""Because I'm joining an NGO"." "See, the character is in an NGO," "that's part of the character." "That's genius." "We can't change the screenplay." "He's belongs to a social party." "It's not about changing the script, it's art, it has to flow..." "Let's do it like this..." "Listen to me!" "Let's do it this way, then your way, and then we ask Matheus..." "Let's talk about the references from our generation, like Pokémon," "Tamagotchi..." ""Wisdom Hearts"." "It's "Kingdom Hearts"." "Yes, that's where you have to be." "That's absurd, let's change it." "And there's something else..." "Where's Adlison, from the financial department?" "I've been trying to reach him for days and I have problems up to here..." "Where's my yogurt?" "My diet Coke." "Chris, wait!" "I can't get any food !" "It's absurd !" "I can't work like this!" "Watch it!" "You burned my arm !" "Can't I have a cigarette anymore?" "No, you can't." "The name of the game is "Kingdom Hearts" by the way..." "What?" "It's "Kingdom"." "I never really looked at the sky." "When I was little my mom used to say that if I counted the stars, a wart would grow on my nose." "Yesterday I looked at the sky when you wouldn't answer my calls," "I looked and counted the starts but no wart grew on my nose." "It was the opposite actually, like I lost my nose, do you get me?" "I'm really going to miss you..." "You really thought we were going to stay together forever?" "I guess that was my mistake..." "You make me feel I'm the worst creature in the world" "You're not the worst creature in the world." "I can't change my mind." "What am I saying?" "I always knew this was going to happen, so did you." "Everyone knew this would happen." "I don't deserve you, you're too perfect for me." "I can't believe I'm doing this to you." "You don't deserve this." "You can't go." "Meet me in Montauk." "Meet me in Vienna." "How much do you like me?" "If you stayed, I'd do everything to change all the flaws you don't like about me." "Even if I'm not sure what they are." "Even if you cheated on me in public, hit me, cursed at me, threw things at me in front of everybody, anyway..." "I would still stand up for you." "Even if a meteor came down in your direction, I would stand in front of it to protect you, even though it'd be useless." "I think that sums up our relationship." "I have something for you." "Don't open it now." "Wait until you get home." "Open it whenever you want, except for now." "So that's it?" "Can't we just have a glass of water?" "That's it." "It's funny..." "I always thought that if we broke up, it would be in a different way." "That it'd be something grandiose, tremendous..." "Like a movie ending, with music." "I never thought it'd be like this." "Here, out of the blue, in a parking lot." "You don't have to be like that." "This is just the ending..." "What really matters already happened." "We had our special moments." "That's what matters in the end." "Having something to remember, something we'll never forget." "Something that will never end." "I'm going this way, are you going to class?" "No, It's too late." "I'm going to seat..." "And watch you leave." "Is that OK?" "As long as you don't follow me." "I won't follow you," "I'm just going to seat over there, and watch you leave." "That's all." "That's it?" "Yes." "Is that OK?" "Yes." "What now?" "Now is the rest of our lives." "THAT'S IT" "And know?" "Will you be upset... if I tell you that I changed my mind, I want be with you." "I will never be upset with you." "I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and if possible, a little more." "Tradução:" "Mathias de Moraes"