"©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™ Mobile - +919815899536" "Go for it." "Praise the Lord." "'I had a question in my mind ever since I was small.'" "'When the seven wonders of the world were being chosen..'" "'..why didn't people consider the Indian weddings.'" "Move." "Indian wedding." "The biggest wonder of the world." "What are you doing?" " Nothing." "Everyone is laughing." " Sorry." "Come on." " Sorry." "'Three pineapple juice." "2 plates chaumein.'" "'And after six plates of ice cream..'" "'..this wedding became meaningless to me.'" "'But there is one more special thing about these weddings.'" "'According to a survey, the love stories of 74.3% people..'" "'..start in someone else's wedding.'" "'Actually 74.4.'" "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Sahil." "Yes." "Superb." "'Even after winning the college championships.'" "'..my victory was still incomplete.'" "'Because finals were still remaining.'" "You would blush on seeing Saahil." "'My life was perfect.'" "'And when your life is giving you all the right answers..'" "'..then comes the time"" "...to ask the most important question of your life.'" "That current model." "He is too much." "He is too much." "Guys. 9N5-." "I have an announcement to make." " What?" "What are you talking about?" "As all of you know." "I and Sneha came to this place 15 years ago for the first time." "You remember?" " Of course." "I had bought a teddy bear for Sneha." "We were 8 years old." "That teddy bear costed me 1000 bucks." "And Sneha lost the teddy bear here." "Really?" " So she had robbed for the first time here." "Second time." "We were in college." "We came here just for the sake of it." "Ice cream." " Ma'am sent me to get an ice cream." "I ran for a kilometer." "I got ajolt again." "Third time it was her birthday." "I bought a dress for her which didn't fit her." "So mean." "That was years ago, Saahil." "Today she has given me yet another shock." "Shock worth millions." "What?" " What do you mean?" "What?" " Yes." "What?" "Sam." "Saahil." "Oh God!" "Sneha, will you marry me?" "Yes." "Yes." "Sneha has agreed." "Oh God." "O God." "Sweetheart, love is such a sweet thing." "Love is a source of life." "On an obscure picture, love is a change." "Ocean in a drop." "And a lifetime in a moment." "Should I bow down or cast away every evil eye?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God." "O God." "Sweetheart, love is such a sweet thing." "Love is a source of life." "It is spark that has come through." "Love is a world of dreams." "Ocean in a drop." "And a lifetime in a moment." "Should I bow down or cast away every evil eye?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God." "What do I do without you?" "What do I do without you?" "My desires are running wild." "Like the clouds in the sky." "Like raindrops." "I have lost control." "My heart's going wild." "My desires are running wild." "It has a world of its own." "Should I live in it or stay away?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God, what should I do?" "O God." "O God." "You get the correct estimate of Indian's population"" "'..in a house where a wedding is about to happen.'" "'People everywhere.'" "Brother Sahil, happy married life." "All the best." "'Two things never stop in a wedding house.'" "'Full cream milk tea.'" "'And the unwanted opinions of your relatives.'" "Saahil, how are you." " Great." "Gunjan, your son has become really handsome." "O Gosh!" "Saahil, what are you doing?" "Uncle Popan is about to come." "Come on quick." " Relax." "Today's generation I tell you." "Come." "Come." "'Now you start getting the pre marriage jitters.'" "'And everyone tells you the story of his or her marriage.'" "'There is drama, comedy, romance.'" "'And sometimes horror.'" "Hi Saahil." " Hi." "Carry on." "Carry on." "Uncle." "Uncle." "How are you?" "Great." " Take this." "Hello." " Hello." "Hello." "How are you?" "Hello." "I gave you oil to apply." "Did you apply it only on your beard?" "Congrats." "Congrats." " Oh." "Uncle." "God bless." "God bless." "Aunt hasn't come?" "It is possible that I don't attend your wedding, son?" "Congratulations." " Oh God!" "What is this?" " Flowers." "These are flowers." "What a fool." "Where is the room?" " Come." "These aren't flowers, you fool." "Come on." "Show us our room." "Come." "Come." " I have to give her medicine." "These aren't meant to be given on wedding.." ""But when someone dies." "Come on." "'I got flowers which are meant to be given in remembrance on my wedding.'" "'Was this aunt Babita's forgetfulness or a signal from God?" "'" "'Only one man could've answered this.'" "'Someone who has been my support since childhood.'" "'And he has taught me never to lose hope.'" "'And that was my super hero.'" "'My elder brother." "Shravan Singh Chaudhary.'" "Hello, everybody." "Champ." "Uncle, you are looking really smart." "How is your marriage coming on?" "Super hit." "Since you have trained me." "Cheers." " Here we go." "Dude, what about the bachelor's party?" "Bachelor's party." "What are you saying?" "I'll organise the best strippers for you." "I swear." "A gift from me to you." "Brother, please." "I am one woman guy." "That's a great line." "Will work on Sneha." "Not on me." "Okay." "We are buddies." "We are friends." "Come on." "You need not hide it from me." "Let's go." "Two beers." " Okay, sir." "Brother, I am telling the truth." "I have never even looked at another girl." "So you are saying you have not done anything"" "...with any other girl apart from Sneha." "I haven't done anything with Sneha either." "We are waiting for our marriage." "It means you haven't done anything with any girl to this day." "No." "Oh." "Now I get it." "What?" "But you shouldn't ruin Sneha's life like this." "I understand that you like boys over girls." "That's okay." "It's legal now." "Not a problem." "Brother, please." "What are you saying?" "I am not interested in boys whatsoever." "I'm perfectly straight." "Absolutely normal." "Normal." "Straight." "My foot." "You haven't done anything with the one you girl you have." "You haven't done anything with any girl." "You call yourself normal." "You are not my brother." "Someone must have swapped you in the hospital." "Here is your beer." " To hell with your beer." "I need whisky now." "Enjoyed?" " A lot." "Hen's party is the one you should enjoy." "I know." "Dance, song." "Wedding." "You know that I am not interested in all of that." "We should have a hen's party." "It's been six years to your marriage." "Have kids at least now." "One has kids only once the honeymoon is over." "Correct." "Our honeymoon is still going strong." "Naughty" "Okay." "Listen, I have fixed the hotel and menu." "At her behest." "Have a check." " Sure." "Come." " Alright." "Champ." " Hi uncle." "Rockstar uncle." "What's up with Saahil?" "He hasn't done anything with girl till date." "Is he gay?" "No." "Thankfully he isn't gay." "He is like I will do it after marriage and not before marriage." "And all that." "Look, you are my disciple." "You won't give up so easily." "Keep at it." "Uncle, I'll fix this celibate at any cost." "Stay away from girls." "Okay." "This advice at this age of mine." "Does it sound nice?" "Bye, Saahil." "You can shut the bar." "Your astrologer's prediction is going to come true.." "...because this marriage of yours is going to break." "You will have to remarry." "You are drunk." "I am not drunk." "But when you come to your senses you'll know." "What's problem in loving one single girl?" "I mean you had told me." "And you are with sister-in-law since so long." "I don't know why you are telling me these things." "It's your accountant." "Bye Saahil." "Veena, my baby." "How are you?" "I love you too." "No." "I am a little busy with the wedding." "Yes." "Yes." "She is here." "I'll meet." "I'll meet." "Once I am free." "Champ." "Why aren't you answering my call?" "I don't want to talk to you, brother." "You are cheating on sister-in-law." "You could be like this"" " Could be." "Be realistic." "This is how God has made us." "You must have heard the saying." "All men are dogs." "Yes, I have." "This is the biggest truth." "Dude, we are dogs." "Trust me." "There is cheating in our hormones." "Don't..don't justify yourself, brother." "Please." "It is the truth." "You have heard this." "A king has 20 queens." "Have you heard that a queen has 20 kings?" "That doesn't happen." "Not possible." "Actually a man gets bored being with just one woman." "A woman doesn't get bored." "And when a man gets bored his hormones start attacking him." "His frustration increases." "And his takes his frustration out on his wife and kids." "They start fighting and come to blows." "And finally they get divorced." "Understand." "So the moral of the story is.." "...to have a happily married life, you must cheat on your wife." "Brother, why are you telling me all this now?" "I am about to get married." "I am saving your marriage." "My friend." "Brother, I am not interested in your hormones and hormonal theory." "Can you please keep your hormones to yourself?" "Son, don't ever underestimate hormones." "Let alone humans." "Hormones haven't spared even Gods." "For example Lord Rama." " What?" "Lord Rama was the ideal man, brother." "He loved Mother Sita all his life." "Correct." "You are right." "Hormones didn't stop hounding Him." "He had to assume Krishna's avatar to satisfy them." "I got you, baby." "I got you." "I'm sorry." "Did I disturb?" " Not at all." "I was explaining to him how to be a good husband." "Teach him well, brother-in-law." "I want him just like you." "I will make him just like me." " Really?" "I was looking for sister." "Where is she?" "She must be talking to her tailor." "Okay." "I'll go find her." "See you." "See you." " Bye." " Bye-bye." "So sweet." "You'll ruin the life of such a sweet girl." "You know that?" "Selfish man." "I am selfish?" "You are unbelievable." "Please go from here." "I don't want to talk to you." "I'll go away." "But you'll remember me when your hormones start to kick in." "Okay." "Go." "Just go." " Hormones." "When they kick in you'll realise." " Okay." "Do you remember?" "I was telling you about this book." "It is called before the heart attacks." "Have you read it?" "No." "You haven't?" "You really have to." "You know." "75% men cheat on their women.." "...In the first week of their marriage." "Can you imagine that?" "I was so shocked." "Saahil." "Saahil." "What?" "Are you okay?" " Yes." "Of course." "Anyway, I was telling you that.." "Saahil." "Saahil." " No." "Just like that." "Saahil." "Saahil, lam talking to you, right?" "You seem lost." "Saahil." "Saahil." "Are you alright?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, of course." "I am fine." "I am fine." " Are you alright?" "Absolutely fine." "Darling, let's go home." "I think you'll be much better." "'Hormones." "When they kick in you'll realise.'" "Sir, your sex on the beach." "Saahil, what's wrong with you?" "I ordered it." "What are you doing?" "I am feeling really hot." "I am just going into the pool for a dip." "Saahil, where are you going?" "Careful, Saahil." "Oh God." "'But you'll remember me when your hormones start to kick in.'" "What are you doing?" "Saahil." "Let go of decency." "Let go of all inhibitions." "Let go of decency." "Let go of all inhibitions." "There is beauty all around." "The world is full of beauties." "Let go of control." "Do something indecent." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "The eyes of men are a camera." "Zoom in when you get the chance." "The eyes of men are a camera." "Zoom in when you get the chance." "Let go of your black and white principles." "And accept the rules of the new generation." "You are a lone flirt in a gathering of girls." "I leave the rest to you." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Don't bother about your character." "Enjoy life to the fullest." "Just become a Casanova." "Don't bother about your character." "Enjoy life to the fullest." "Don't listen to your conscience." "And relish the beauties around." "Girls are begging your attention." "Go ahead be a flirt." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "Just become a Casanova." "'But you'll remember me when your hormones start to kick in.'" "Hormones." "Just become a Casanova." "Brother." "Hole three, sir?" " Yes." "Sir." "Come on." "Behind every successful man there is a woman." "Come." "That's true." "If you get such success from one single girl.." ""Then how much success will you get from loads of girls." "Brother, even if I agree with you for once.." ""But what if Sneha comes to know of that." "What I am about to tell you is a really big secret." "Okay?" "We men have it hidden deep in our hearts." "Okay." "It's like a code." "Alright?" "Brotherhood." " Brotherhood?" "Right." "Brotherhood." " Brotherhood." "We men have hidden this secret in our hearts since ages." "You understand." "The great saint guru flirt had written this." "Guru flirt." "What nonsense." "Stop kidding." "Take his name with respect." "Call him the great saint guru flirt." "What is wrong with you, man?" "Guru flirt wrote a rule book." "In it was mentioned how we men should cheat on women." "If we men get to know of these rules.." "...then these women can do us no harm." "I'll tell you that." "You know that." "And I'll teach you all these rules." "But remember." "With great powers comes greater responsibility." "Now guru flirt has become spider man." "Superheroes don't marry." "Got it?" "Spiderman." "Batman." "And even Hanuman didn't marry." "Guru flirt was a rock star." "But I must tell you that it's not easy." "All this is not that easy." "Sir." " Thank you." "The best lose in this game." "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "Brother, I am nervous." "Tell me the first rule." "Let me tell you some experiences of my life.." "...before telling you the rule." " Okay." "It's been like a few years to me and Nammo's marriage." "Go to office." " I hate working." "Bye-bye." "As you guys are aware that this year has been really nice." "I think we have done a great job." "Congratulations to all of you and I think we should.." "Tell me now." "Tell me now." "Excuse me." "Hi baby." "Sure." "Why not?" "Okay." "Bye." "You say something." "So.. my wife." "God, don't ever change our lives." "I wish we spend every day like this." "Right." "Oh God." "I love you so much." " Love you too." "I need a detailed report of the.." "Okay." "I need a detailed report of the U.K consignment." "And I want you to check out on the Hyderabad and Chennai offices." "God, don't ever change our lives." "I wish we spend every day like this." "Right." "Good night, baby." "Good night." "Listen, I don't have time for dinner." "We'll go when I have the time." "Yes, right." "I have been hearing since quite a few years now." "Don't give me this deprived wife nonsense." "Okay." "Don't." "You know, Veena." "I don't feel like going home these days." "So don't go." "Relax here today." "No, it's not that." "I don't feel like going home every day." "Life has become really monotonous." "Really." "It's like life has become really boring." "There's absolutely no excitement in my life." "This?" " This is a B-cup size." "Hey baby." " Where are you?" "I'm in the office." "Why?" "What happened?" "Really." "I was missing you." "I love you for that." "Okay, listen." "I'm in a meeting." "Little busy." "So I'll catch you later." "Okay?" "I love you, baby." "Bye." "Show me." " Wait." "I am showing." "I mean I can't wait." "Take off your clothes." "Take off your clothes." "Wait." "Fine." "Fine." "Okay." "Oh my God!" "That is so good." "Oh God!" "I just.." "You know it is so hot." "How dare you?" "Cheat." "I'm sorry." "I doubted you." "It's okay." "Well done." "You did it perfectly." "Okay." "Also put an earring that goes with it." "I love you." "And I am extremely sorry." "Stop." "You mean you had planned all this?" "Yes." "Guilt." "Guilt is a man's biggest enemy." "Half of the people get caught because of guilt." "So the first rule." "You know when you cheat on your wife." "You get a guilty feeling." "Give this feeling to your wife.." "...before we feel it." "Make her feel guilty." "Since that day your sister-in-law has never doubted me.." "...even by mistake." "I am good." "I am so.." " Brother." "Hello." " Hi." "Listen, your accountant had called up." "I didn't pick it up." "Call him back." "So sweet." "Thank you." "Thank you, darling." "Thank you." "Hello baby." "What are you doing?" "Uncle, you?" "Aunt Gunjan, uncle is here." "Really?" "Brother." " God bless." "God bless." "You should've call." "I would've come to receive you." "Chaudhary Shebaar Karan Singh is still fit and fine." "I can still give these young boys a run for their money." "Hello uncle." " Hello." " Hello." "God bless." "God bless." "Where is Saahil?" "I'll call him." " Saahil." "Coming." " Saahil." "Come." "God bless." "You crook." "You are still a little boy." "Will you be able to handle the responsibility of marriage?" "Brother, you rest." "Okay." "Come on." "Mister, marriage is no joke." "The best get defeated." "Got it?" " Come." "Thank God." "Here." "Here's some energy drink." "People often need this after meeting uncle." "Saahil." "Saahil." "Darn it." "You can't carry such light bags." "I have to spend my entire life with a man like this." "What did your father have against my father"" ""that he married you to me?" "Why has God made the custom of marriage?" "Gunjan." "Sister-in-law Dolly." "Come." "Come." " You have lost so much of weight." "Thank you." "Brother." "Forget it." "It's his job." "Saahil." "Aunt." "Bless me." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "God bless." " Uncle." "Forget your uncle." "Congratulations on your wedding." "Listen." "Listen." "Don't refuse." "For my sake." "Keep it." "Have ice cream, son." "And listen." "Don't share it with Geeto." "Got it?" "God bless." "He looks so cute." "Listen Gunjan." "When I was.." "How much did she give?" "10 rupees for happy marriage." "I didn't refuse." "It's okay." "Oh no." " I think he needs this." "Let it be." "Let it be." "No energy drink can cure him." "I swear." "Why?" " You know." "I am about to tell you the second rule." "Once you know this, you'll understand everything." "The second rule is actually a tribute to him." "To him." " This scrawny man." "He is not able to carry two bags." "He was once a wrestler in Punjab." "'People used to be scared of him.'" "'He had a great body and was fit as a fiddle.'" "'Look at him now.' lam high." "I am high" "Gulal, where did you learn these tricks from?" "I am high." "I am high." "What happened?" "I can't find my bra." "You don't need to wear bra." "They are nice." "Keep quiet." "Help me find it." "Come on." "Darn it." " Find it." "It must be here somewhere." "Have you hidden it?" "What am I going to do with your bra?" "I can't find it." "Were you wearing a bra?" "Hey.." "What kind of a woman do you think I am?" "Tell me something." "Where is..bra.." "Why are you getting worried?" "Its price is just 60 rupees." "To hell with 60 rupees." "If my wife finds your bra, she'll cut me into 60 pieces." "So tell her that it's hers." "Right." "Don't irrigate me." "Come on." "Find the bra." "Then what happened?" "That bra is still missing." "Uncle is living in the fear that the bra will be found anytime." "But the bra couldn't be found." "Second rule." "It's very important." "Whether your wife is in Ludhiana or London." "Don't ever bring your girlfriend at home." "Never." "Second rule." "Very important." "Poor chap." "'Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra.'" "Uncle Narendra has come all the way from UK." "He has come from UK by air." "He has not come on foot." "lam giving him a nice room." "You are the limit." " What now?" "We had already decided." " What?" "We will give that room to uncle Narendra." "But my uncle has already checked in the suite." "I can't throw him out." "Inder, you are just impossible." "You are impossible." " What happened?" "My engagement is taking place." "It's good I am getting married and leaving this house." "You shouldn't say that." "I am fed up of their daily quarrels." "Just look at them." "They fight everyday." "This is why I don't believe in arranged marriages." "Are you hiding something?" "No." "Not at all." "When you can't lie, why do you even try?" "You know." "I won't leave you till you tell me." "So tell me." "Sneha, your mother and father had a love marriage." " What!" "Oh my God!" "I don't believe that." "You are just impossible." "You can do whatever you want." "I am going." "I ruined my life by marrying you." " So what happened to them now?" "I don't know." " Because of your papa we will never reach the function." "Come quickly, dear." "Very strong perfume." "Do you know?" "What's the most dangerous thing in a woman?" "What?" " Her nose." "She can sniff everything." "Do you know what's more dangerous than nose?" " What?" "The power that a woman has to sniff another woman." "That's why you should buy the strongest, most concentrated." "...cologne available in the market." "So that your wife can never sniff your mistress." "Smart." " Give me your perfume." "Here." "Spray it nicely." "Here." "Yeah!" "Custom." "Custom." "Custom." "Custom." "It's the night of custom." "You need to show your face." "It's the night of custom." "You need to show your face." "Switch on the chandelier." "Play the music." "Splurge tokens on the bride." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "Bed sheet on the roof." "Slate on it." "Come before me." "Come before me." "Don't be upset with me." "Marriages are made in heaven." "If your prayers are strong." "I admire this custom." "God has given this gift." "It's a procession of stars." "Clarion is playing." "Not just the house, decorate the entire locality." "Splurge tokens on the bride." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "Offer me sweets." "Offer me sweets." "This relation of love is amazing." "The breezes give congratulations." "The ring is the promise of life." "Always be with your beloved." "It's brought sentiments with it." "It's a beautiful season." "I pray to God to shower His grace." "Splurge tokens on the bride." "Offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "Offer me sweets." "My friend, offer me sweets." "You.." "Love you, man." " Stop it." "Stop it." "Or else the wedding album won't be made." "Yes, but"" " Come." "We have paid the photographer so much money." "Go." "Go." " Come quickly." "Come." "Or else you will be beaten." "Go." "Photographs." " Come." "We have the whole night." "Shut up." "Sit." "Come." "Click their photo." "Come." "The contractor is asking for 25 lakhs more." "What to do?" "Pay him." "Come on, dear." "Yes." "Click a nice photo." "Keep it." "Don't refuse." "Why are you coming here?" "Come on." "Yeah!" "You guys too." "I love you, Sneha!" "I love you, Sneha!" "'I love you, Sneha!" "'" "Today we have got engaged." "Engaged." "Engaged." "Why do they show echo in Hindi films?" "WOW!" "I feel alive again." "WOW!" "What happened to you?" "Do you know?" "Mom and dad had a love marriage." "Really?" "Seeing them, you can't guess." "Hey." "What happened?" "I was kidding." "Saahil, since childhood I have seen my parents fighting." "I always felt their marriage is a big mistake." "But today, when I found out that they were also like us.." "...I mean, at some point even they were this much in love." "I am really worried." "We won't be like them, right?" "Look." "For me we got married 15 years ago." "We are just being official." "Right?" "And not much has changed in these 15 years." "I don't even remember any serious fight between us." "Yes." "You have hit me 5-6 times." "I don't know if we can call that a fight." "The seventh time." "I promise you." "No matter what happens." "We will never change." "Promise?" "I hate drop outs." "I hate people who drop out of their course." "It's the insult of brotherhood." "I mean.." " You can say whatever you want." "I can't deceive Sneha." "You don't know what she is going through." "I know." "I know." "Her parents used to fight, right?" "That has to happen, obviously." "Her father is also like you." "Very straight." "Didn't listen to hormones." "He is regretting." "I don't want your children to have.." "...the same childhood that Sneha had." "Shravan." " What happened?" "The same thing that had to happen." "As usual uncle Surya is late." "His flight has been delayed by an hour." "Uncle Surya has this habit of coming late." "Very soon late will be affixed to his name." "An hour." "Come on." "Let's have drinks." "In the afternoon." "There is no fixed time for drinking." "Come on." "What to explain?" "I have to explain how to control your wife.." "...how to handle her." "Look at this." "You are teaching me?" "If I start practicing now, I will learn by then." "See this." "This is called a dedicated student." "Teach him." "Is it his marriage or your marriage?" "Shut up." "I don't know why I married you." "Foolish jerk!" "This..this is men's plight after marriage." "Can I join you?" "No." "I am sorry, ma'am." "It's taken." "Come on." "Trust me." "You won't regret it." "Look, ma'am." "I am not interested." "And I told you." "It's already taken." "Damn!" "Did you see, brother?" "Not everyone is like you." "He fought with his wife." "But he is still loyal." "Baby, I missed you so much." "Hello!" "What took you so long?" " You know the Delhi traffic." "Sonny, it doesn't matter to hormones.." ""Whether it's a man or a woman." "Got it?" "People like you do discrimination in the society." "Got it?" "I love hormones." "Naughty" "What happened?" "Brother, I am tense." "Tell me the next rule quickly." "The next rule." "Truth always triumphs." "Truth always triumphs." "If you ever make a blunder in life, tell your wife the truth." "Brother, I don't understand." "No need to understand, son." "Look ahead." "The live telecast is going on." "Look." "Look." "Look." "Look." "Look." "Look." " What is he doing?" "Look." "Look." "Look." " Watch what happens next." "Shall I tell you something?" "The pleasure of kissing a foreigner is different." "Congratulations." "Your marriage is also fixed." "You are marrying." "Aunt has not come?" " Aunt is dead." "What?" " I mean, she is bringing the luggage." "She is coming." "She is coming." "She is coming." "She is coming." "She is coming." "Do you have a cigarette?" "Cigarette?" "Here." " Hurry up." "Hurry up." "Hurry up." "Lighter." "Hold this." "Hold this." "Hurry UP" "Uncle, cigarette." "Yes." "Cigarette." "But I love it." "I love it." "Give me your hand." "Congratulations." "Where did you disappear, leaving me alone?" "I was searching for you." "I see." "I came out and was flirting with a tall, fair, beautiful." "...foreigner air-hostess." "And I kissed her." "Come closer." " In front of everyone?" "I told you." "Come closer." "You are again lying." "You were smoking cigarette secretly, weren't you?" "I have forbidden you so many times." "Don't smoke." "Still, why don't you listen to me?" "Really, Saahil." "I just don't know what to do with your uncle." "Do you know?" "One day I went to his office." "He was smoking with his secretary." "Next time when I came home.." "...I saw him smoking with our neighbor." "One day when I was not at home.." "...he was smoking with the maid." "Maid?" " I really don't know what to do with you." "Kittu, keep the luggage in the car." "I am leaving." "I wish she is leaving forever." "It will be great." "Shall I tell you something?" "I love wives." "But other's wives." "Guilty." "Guilty." "If I don't find my beloved, I search for him on the streets." "My beloved has come." " Yes." "My beloved has come." " Yes." "My beloved has come." " Yes." "Were you waiting for me to go?" "Can I go dance?" " Come on." "Hey!" "Go." "Go." "WOW!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "My stomach hurts." "I wonder what they gave me to eat." "The marriage preparations are going on fine?" " Yes, uncle." "Anything amiss?" "Anything missing?" "No, uncle." "It's great." "Are you speaking the truth?" "Yes." "Young man." "Since childhood you pushed Saahil into bad habits." "I didn't say anything." "I thought you are a kid." "You will reform." "But you didn't reform." "Now Saahil is getting married." "Don't teach him anything wrong.." "...or try to teach him your philosophy." "What?" " Okay, uncle." "Be a nice man." "Yes, uncle." "Put some more." "Look at my size." "You want to drink?" " Yes." "It's the occasion." "It's not." "We have to go to Sneha." " I will see you." "Come on." "What happened?" "Uncle has gone crazy." "He has lost the plot." "Why?" "What happened?" " He doesn't understand brotherhood." "Forget about him." "Listen." "When soldiers go for war, they learn how to fire a gun." "They don't read the instruction manual." "I don't understand." "Look.." "I am giving you theoretical knowledge." "Right?" "If you want to win the exam of marriage.." "...It's very important to apply it practically." "But I still don't get it." "What?" "What's the problem?" "You can't see the problem?" " No." "I can't see a single beautiful face here." "We need a girl." "Girl?" " You know, to experiment, we need a girl." "You know, what we need?" "We need a bomb." "A girl who is..very hot." "What are you saying?" "What bomb?" "Hello, cheater." " Hi." "Megha, hi." "Wow!" " Hi." "What a pleasant surprise!" "I mean, you are here." "It's not a pleasant surprise for me." "You left me." "And are marrying Sneha." "You cheat." "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "Nice girl." "Megha." "Oops!" "I am stuck." "Now I will have to go and meet everyone." "Hello, uncle." "Hello, aunt." " Right." "Well, I see you." "Yeah." "Please." "Hi, Megha." " Damn!" "Damn!" "What is she doing here?" " Who is she?" "She is my family friend." "Last year I got her marriage proposal." "I rejected it." "After that she went to Kolkata." "I don't know why she has come back." "Sneha must have invited her." "Sneha hates her." "Really?" " Yeah." "I don't know how she will react when she will see her here." "I am.." "I am dead." "I like her." "She is good." "Experiment." "God!" "Well, as expected, it was terrible." "I mean, I don't know why people can't forget their past." "As such, you are not feeling awkward to see me here, are you?" "No." "No." "What are you saying?" "It's fine." "In fact, I am glad you are here." "You are looking fabulous." "I must say." "Well, I am here on a business trip." "Dad told me you are getting married." "And you know, I thought I will come along and congratulate." "And don't worry." "Isn't she the same Megha about whom you keep talking?" "What?" " Yes." "He really misses you." "I am telling you." "By the way, I am Shravan." "I am his cousin." " Hi." "He really likes you." "In fact, he was telling me that you should attend all functions." "You have to." " Really?" "You have to." "Me?" " Yes." "Look, don't say no." "You shouldn't break the groom's heart." "You know what I mean?" " Well.." "Last few days of his freedom." "You have to be with him." "I love him." "He is a great guy." "He likes you." "You got to be around." "I will see you in a minute." "Bye." "Saahil..are you sure about this?" "Yeah." "I mean, of course." "You should stay." "Mom, I will just be back in a minute." "Okay?" "Stay" " Two minutes." "That's a surprise." "Hi." " Hi." "Hi." "Hi, Sneha." "Congratulations." " Thanks." "Sneha, I am sorry." "But I didn't like your dress." "You know, her dressing sense has always been a problem." "But I hope your wedding attire is better than this." "Because on that day I am going to wear a very beautiful sari." "I am sure, Megha." " Don't worry." "I will try not to look more beautiful than you." "By the way, honestly, I was finding it awkward.." "...to attend your marriage." "But Saahil insisted so much." "That I couldn't refuse." "Is that so?" " Well, you guys have a great wedding." "Have a good time." "Yeah?" " Thank you." "Bye, Saahil." " Bye." "See you." "No." "I didn't." "Sneha." "Oh God!" "What do I do?" "That's it." "What happened?" "What happened?" "Don't you feel ashamed to ask that?" "For the first time Sneha and I had a major fight." "Now even I believe the priest." "This marriage won't work out." "I am gone." "I am done." "I am done." "You worry a lot." "Right now, you have to worry about that girl." "You know, the one on whom we will apply the rule." "I think Megha is perfect for that." "Why do you want me to get divorced before my marriage, brother?" "She is Megha." "I had got her marriage proposal last year." "She was in love with me." "Sneha hates her." "That's the reason why." "Got it?" "She wants to get back at Sneha." "She will do anything for you." "It's an ego clash, buddy." "What if because of this ego clash she tells Sneha the truth.." "...and tries to break our marriage?" "Do you want to break my marriage?" " No." "I have another rule for that." "But no such thing will happen." "Trust me." "I am done." "I am done." "Please." "I am done." "Please, brother"" " Hello, cheater." "Hi." "You..what are you.." "You had messaged me." "Let's have lunch together." "When did I..when did I do that?" "Why are you feeling shy?" "So what?" "Go and have lunch with her." "You must go to that place." "China Gold." "And over there okra.." "Sorry." "Butter garlic crab." "Brilliant." "Really?" " Brilliant." "Okay." "Let's just go there." " Yeah." "Go there." " Awesome." "Let's go." "Yeah." "Go." "We are getting late." "You message and then show attitude." "Brother." " Saahil." "Hold on." "I will just come." "My things." "What happened?" " You forgot your phone yesterday." "Saahil." " Saahil." "Let's go." " Lunch." "Quickly." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Time for butter garlic crab." "Come on." "Watch drama unfold." " You are getting married." "Watch drama unfold." " Stop it!" "Yes, please." "Thank you." " Thank you." "Stop it." "What's wrong with you?" "What happened now?" "Enough of lectures." "Time for exam." "What exam.." "Sneha." " What?" "Saahil." " What?" "What is he doing here?" "Who is that girl?" "Who is with him?" "Hi." "Why are you feeling shy?" "Come with me." "Come." " This is embarrassing." "We are waiting for you for so long." "We are waiting since two hours." " Hi, Sneha." "You know, darling." "Now hear the truth from them." "Both love each other." " What?" "Oh my God!" "Okay." "Relax." "You know,Sneha is like my little sister." "She won't tell anyone." "Right?" " Right." "Of course." "What happened is that they met in Kolkata." "And they fell in love." "Her father didn't approve of this alliance." "So that day at the party, Megha told me.." "...Saahil, can we invite him for the wedding?" "I said, Of course." "What"" " You don't understand, darling." "In our marriage somebody else will also settle down." "How cool is that!" "I love it." " Thank you so much." "So kind of you." "And you doubt me." "You were.." "Fine." "Actually, she was feeling shy." "She didn't want to tell you." " Leave me." "What are you doing?" "What is this?" "Calm down, brother." " Brother?" "We are there." "We will convince uncle." "Which uncle.." "You don't understand." "Come on." " Tushar." "Neha." "What are you doing?" "Listen"" " I am his fiancée." "Fiancée?" " No." "No, Neha." "Neha." " Tushar." "Don't show me your face again." " Neha." "Neha." "I am sorry, Neha." " Go away." "Tushar." " Don't talk to me." "Please go." "Come." "I hate guys who cheat." "Because of him.." " Just relax." "...men are ruined." " Calm down." "Calm down." "L.." " Just calm down." "I am really sorry." "I doubted you." "I am so sorry, Saahil." "It's okay." "You passed with flying colors, brother." "Don't talk to me, brother." "You trapped me." "It was a test." " Yeah." "Right." "What if I had got caught?" "Do you know?" "I was torn." "From where is it torn, sir?" "I selected the best quality cloth." "Who is talking to you?" "Quiet." "You are my student, buddy." "You can't fail." "Yeah." "Right." "What about that poor boy?" "He was ruined because of us." "He is a loser." "Why are you worrying for him?" "These dedicated boys deserve it." "Forget about him." "No matter what you say." "I am done with all this brotherhood stuff." "I escaped by a whisker." "I won't take a risk again." "Did you understand?" "Why do you keep threatening me?" "You are not doing a favor on me by learning." "I am doing a favor on you by teaching you." "Got it?" "So please don't do a favor." "Don't do it." "Please." "Done." "Finished." "Over." "I won't do it." " Don't do it." "Had you learnt this last rule, you would have never.." "...faced any problem in your life." "See you at the wedding." " Yes." "Fine." "Bro." "You will know when you will get divorced." "Brother." "It's hormones." " No." "No." "You can't escape." "You handle your hormones." "Did you see uncle's plight?" "Do you want to be like that?" "I won't be like uncle." "Do you want to keep your wife happy?" "This is the only way." "Hi, uncle." "You want to kiss her?" "No." "I don't smoke." "Please." "He is my nephew." "What will you do if aunt finds out?" "Kiss me." "Please." "Harry, you are again smoking." "I told you." "Don't smoke." "I can't find the bra." "Where is the bra?" "Darn you." "The kid is getting married here." "What are you looking for?" "What are you doing here?" "Sneha has left." "She wouldn't have married a cheater like you." "No." " Hi, cheater." " No." "You look so sexy while sleeping." "Megha, please." "Please, Megha." "Megha, please." " What's going on?" "I mean.. my suspicion was right?" "Wake up, Saahil." "You are dreaming." "Wake up." "Oh my God!" "Saahil, see your face." "Relax." "We were just joking." " Sorry." "I am really sorry." "Should you..wake me up like that?" "Actually, we have resolved our differences." "And I am so glad that you invited her for the wedding." "Well, I guess I should give the would-be bride.." "...and groom some time." "Well, I will see you guys down." "See you, guys." " See you." "Bye." "I know what you are thinking." " What?" "As to how come Megha and I are together." "Right?" " Yes." "But just think about it, Saahil." "First you refused to marry her." "And now, Tushar also cheated on her." "Right?" " Yes." "I just thought that the least we could do is be sweet to her." "Anyway, get ready quickly." "We are going for dinner." "Okay?" "We?" " Yes." "Megha is also coming along." "Just make it quick, darling." "Okay?" " Okay." "Until now I spoke the truth." "Both fought like cats and dogs." "I lied once." "And.." "Brother" it works." "Fourth rule." "Deny completely." "If your wife sees you with another girl, deny it clearly." "Say no on her face." "And you should deny so confidently." ""That your wife shouldn't trust her own eyes." "Brother..this is practically impossible." "No one doubts what one sees." "What happened?" " See that." "What?" " Aunt Babita." "She takes pills the whole day." "I am feeling sleepy." " Aunt, you are here." "I am searching for you for so long." " Is that so?" "I have to give you the pill." "You take such good care of me, Jhandu." "Aunt, I told you so many times." "My name is not Jhandu." "It's Fandu." "Fandu." "He is so forgetful, Farida." "I am Gunjan." "So who is Farida?" "Come, I will show you." "Do you know?" "She is not ill." "Uncle Popat is unwell." "And she takes pills." " What illness is this?" "He is a dude." "Popat." " Yes!" "What happened?" " What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "Didn't you feel ashamed?" " For what?" "For what you are doing with her." "Which girl are you talking about?" " This.." "This girl who was here." "Where are you going?" "Where are you running?" " I am not running." "I am here." "Make a cup of tea for me." " Tea?" "What has happened to you?" "It didn't make any difference to you?" "What has happened to you?" "You are saying weird things." "I am saying weird things." "Me?" "What were you doing with that girl?" "Which girl?" " That.." "What will you have with tea?" "Send whoever you want." "I mean, whatever you have." "Damn!" "Uncle Popat." "He actually did this?" "WOW!" "I mean, that's genius." "Poor aunt Babita." "She has been to 8-10 psychiatrists." "No use." "She is taking pills." "And uncle Popat is having fun." "Brother, I must say." "We have such a lecherous family." "Shut up!" "Lecherous!" "Kittu!" " Yes, mama." "Kittu, tell me the truth." "Did you take Rs.200 from my purse?" "No." "Why will I take money from your purse?" "Kittu, I am warning you." "Yes." "Don't lie." "Yesterday you asked Rs.200 from me." "Yes." "As ii you gave me a cheque of crates." "I will slap you." "I didn't give you money." "You must have stolen it." "Kittu, I know you." "Mother, I swear on you." "I didn't take any money." "Kittu, here is your stuff." "It was for Rs.250." "I bought it for Rs.200." "You fool." "You steal." "And swear on me falsely." "Idiot." "lam fed up of father and son." "His father faints all the time." "And son steals." "Robber." "Idiot." "Stupid." "Thief." "You fool, this rule applies on wives and not on mothers." "If you use it on mother, you will be slapped like that." "He was trying." "Well done." "The wedding party is here." "Come and groove." "Listen." " Yes." "Go and perform the henna ritual for Saahil." "So that the kids can start the musical function." "Or else it will be quite late." " Okay." "Come." "The wedding party is here." "Come and groove." "I don't like the smell of henna." "Why?" " I don't know." "The smell of henna is so romantic." "It's ajoyous occasion." "Dance." "It's ajoyous occasion." "Dance." "Do one thing." "Tell your wife to finish the ritual quickly." "So that we can begin the musical function." "Or else it will be very late." " Is everything going fine?" "Everything is fine." "Check on the catering." "No problem?" " Don't worry." "Come and groove." "Have a blast." "Where were you?" "At least come on time for family functions." "Well, I.." "Yes." "Done?" " Yes." "Done?" " Yes." "I know what you are going to say." "You are going to say you were with a girl." "I know you." "You were smoking secretly." "I can still smell the smoke on you." "So don't lie to me." "You got it?" "Listen, leave all this." "Come and see Mrs. Dillon's solitaires." "Come." "Yes." "Coming." "Go." "Sorry." "Hi, Harry." "Will you marry me?" "What?" " God bless you." "What is this?" " It's not real." "It's tattoo." "Why are you looking at me?" "Go and see your would-be bride." "It's ajoyous occasion." "Dance." "Apply henna." "Hello." "Popat, what are you doing with her?" " What am I doing?" "What are you doing, clinging to this girl?" "What are you saying?" "When you are here, can I do anything with a girl?" "You are holding her hand." " Holding her hand?" "Now you will say.." "I kissed her." "You did it." "You kissed her." "I saw it." "Isn't she the same girl who was in our bedroom?" "You see the same girl." "At least see some other girl." "Give me some credit." "I will have to change your medicine." "Otherwise you won't change the girl." "Go." "Come on." "I will change your pill." "Come." " Yes." "I doubt him needlessly." "Look guys, I am high on brandy." "I am high on brandy." "I am high on brandy." "'Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra.'" "'Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra.'" "'Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra.'" "'Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra.'" "'Bra." "Bra." "Bra." "Bra.'" "Oh God!" "He fainted even here." "He has humiliated me." "Kittu, take him to the room." "I will.." " Hi, Megha." "Come, join us." "Alright." " Come." "See this." " Beautiful." "Saahil is trying to find his name." "Is this Saahil?" "This.. this.." " This one?" " S.." "Isn't it the one?" " Damn!" "It's my boss's phone." "Can you just pick it up, Saahil?" "Can you just quickly pick it up?" " I.." "Saahil, please put it next to my ear." " What are you doing?" "How do I pick it up?" "Is this the one?" " Yes." "Hello." "Hello." "Saahil, there is no network." "Come there." "Hello." "Hello, sir." "What?" "Hello." "Saahil, come to that corner." "Please." "There is no network here." "Hello." "Hello." "Network problem." " Hello, sir." "Sir, two minutes." "There is no network." "One moment." "Yeah." "Side." "Saahil, just a little." " There is network here." "Hello." "No." "Come to that side." "Hello." "Yes, sir." "Hello." "Thanks, Shravan." "You are welcome." "Just don't fall in love." "Okay?" "I just want him to have fun." "That's it." "I will take care of it." " Bye." "Hey cheater." "Megha, this is wrong." "I know." "I know you love Sneha a lot and all that crap." "You are getting married after two days." "And I don't want to waste time over stupid lunches and dinners." "Shravan told me." "You are also attracted towards me." "What's wrong with you?" "I am going to get married." "Your phone." "Saahil saw and he found it." "Really." " Yeah." "Guys." "Guys, the only good thing about marriage.." "...Is bachelor's party." "Yes!" " Absolutely." "It's Priya's call." "Oh God!" "Today is Friday." "What happened?" " Saahil, I have to go home." "Why?" "What happened?" " I had to go to my in-laws." "I completely forgot." " Pick up the phone." "You are gone." "Saahil, your aunt." "Are you crazy?" "I am getting married." "Sam, your granny." "Are you crazy?" "We used her last time at Raghu's bachelor's party." "What do I do?" "Damn!" "Will my grandpa do?" "It's been only five years since he died." "It's safe." "It's safe." "Yes." "It will do." " Guys." "Hello." "Yes, Priya." "Priya, I was coming home." "I got Gagan's call on the way." "His grandpa passed away." "I know." "It's sad." "I will have to be with him." "I have to support him." "Poor guy doesn't have anyone." "I hope you understand, baby." "Yes." "And please tell mom and dad that." "...next week we will meet for dinner." "I love you, sweetheart." "Thank you so much for understanding." "Yeah." "Okay." "Bye." "Thank you, grandpa." "Let's have some fun, guys." "Gagan, thanks." "I love you." "I don't lie." "I don't lie." "Have you made all the arrangements?" " Yes, aunt." "Have you kept all the veneration items in the car?" "Yes, I did." "What about the water of Ganges?" "We've packed everything, aunt." "I don't have to worry as long as you're here." "Here." " Sneha." "Yes." " Keep this inside." "While leaving, pray in our family deity's temple." " Okay." "We'll be back soon." "By tomorrow." "Go on." " Let's go." "Call me when you get there." "Give that." "We need some Coniac shots." "I'm still wearing this." "Where are you sticking your hand in?" "Sister-in-law, what's his problem?" "Inder, I am fed up of him." "Two years after our marriage.." "...he started looking for something." "And he's still looking for it." "He can't find it." "I'm fed up.." " Sonia." "Call them up." "Why are you tensed now?" "That confectioner sent the wrong sweets." "Mrs. Gunjan should've been worried about that." "Hello." "Dear?" " Yes." "Where's Sahil?" "He's gone out with his friends." " Strange." "He's getting married day after tomorrow." "So why party now with friends?" "The children these days, care less for the rituals"" "...and are more concerned about partying." "What do they call it?" "Bachelor party." " Bachelor party!" "No need to worry." "Shravan's with him." "That's what I'm worried about." "Something for your mind, your body and your soul." "It's the power to arouse." "The powers." "I see." "I don't want to." "I don't want to." "I see." "I don't want to." "I don't want to." "Where have you brought me?" "We were supposed to go directly to the temple." "This is a kind of temple, Sneha." "Okay, now please open this." "Okay, okay." "Relax." "Surprise!" "You know, why can't our wife dance like this with us?" "Shut up!" "Henpecked husband." " Forget him." "We're with angels, and you're thinking about those witches." "Shut up, guys." " That's my leg." "But Sahil, Shravan's filled our life with fun." "Yes." "Booze and girls." "Forget the booze, we drink every day." "Let's go after the girls today." "Watch me take it down." "Watch me take it down." "Get drunk now." "Hit the ground." "String that around." "Leave him alone." "Thank you." "I knew you're a good man." "Don't thank me, buddy." "These girls are not for you." "Megha's for you." "No, no, no.." "Every time you said no to me, you've landed in trouble." "Okay." "Last few days..before marriage." "Alright." "Honeymoon suite." "Top floor." "Come on, Sneha." "This party's been organised for you." "Why so serious?" "Enjoy it." "You think I don't know that." "...Sid lied to me to attend Sahil's bachelor party." "Don't you know, all men are dogs?" "I know about the bachelor's party." "Sahil asked me before going." "And anyway, I trust him completely." "I know he won't do anything wrong." "Relax." "Relax, Sahil." "Just relax." "Later." "Anyway, thanks for this party of yours." "I am really not interested." "What happened?" "No..nothing." "Relax." "I am sorry." " Sahil." "What's wrong?" "I'm going." " Sahil." "No, no, I got to go." " There's nothing wrong." "No, this is wrong." "Hey." "Stay." " Sorry." "I can't do this." " Please don't go." "Please don't go away." "No, I cannot do this." "Sahil.." "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "On the path..of life." " Sahil." "Listen." "We'll always be together." " Sneha." "Sneha!" " Why do I see.." ""This distance between you and me?" "The heart that was delicate as flower." "Turned to amber." "Where my wishes turned to ashes." "If you aren't with me." "Life is worthless." "What do I do.." "With the happiness that's missing you." "The prints of our memory.." ""Exist in the reposition of time." "Every corner of the heart.." "...still holds your promises." "The heart that was delicate as flower." "Turned to amber." "Where my wishes turned to ashes." "If you aren't with me." "Life is worthless." "Hey"" "Why did you come here?" " To know.." "...why didn't you tell the truth about Shravan to everyone?" "That doesn't prove that I didn't make a mistake?" "Did you and Megha.." "Then what's your fault?" "I made a big mistake." "Before the wedding, if I can dare to enter a girl's bedroom." "Then later, I can dare to go anywhere." "Unlike Sneha, I deserve it." "Go on." "Who can return me my love?" "Who can get me out of this mess?" "Who can help me forget my pain?" "O Lord, unite me with my love." "O Lord, return me my life." "O Lord, I don't stand a chance before you." "O Lord, alleviate my pain." "O Lord, unite me with my love." "Oh Lord!" "Oh Lord!" "Oh Lord!" "Oh Lord!" "I don't want to go ahead with this marriage?" "Oh, God!" "What's this new problem now?" "Sahil, what are you saying?" "Don't you have any shame?" "First that, and now this." "Take your uncle Suri." "He only smokes." "He doesn't have any other bad habits." "I always knew this was going to happen." "See, we're in trouble now." "This is a big problem." "Look, son." "We've been married for 22 years." "But we never thought like this." "But you're already.." " Enough!" "We won't discuss this anymore." "And no one will talk to Sahil about this." " Yes." "I will talk to Sneha's papa." "Yes." "I don't want to touch." " Come on." "Fundoo, tell aunt"" "Uncle." "Bless you." "People can be angry over anything"" ""but he shouldn't vent it out on food." "I will eat it myself." " Hey!" "It won't taste bitter if I feed you." "Open your mouth." "Chew it!" "You should always chew your food properly." "Do you.." "love Sneha." "Hey!" "Come here." "I got it." "You don't have to say it." "The tears in your eyes.." "Is conveying the saga in your heart." "Don't feel shy." "These tears are a strange thing." "Elders have said.." "...when the heart's overwhelmed.." "...you don't know what to do, can't take a decision.." ""That's when you should cry your heart out." "Come on." "Cry." "Cry your heart out." "Cry your heart out." "And let your problems flow out through these tears." "Good!" "I really love Sneha, uncle." "I made a big mistake, uncle." " No, you didn't." "You don't know." "I know it." "I made a big mistake, uncle." " No, you didn't." "I know everything." "You were tricked." "Yes." "I know." "I do." "I know all these tricks." "They are dangerous." "I know..that Shravan tricked you into going there." "To that girl." "And I knew you won't do anything." "And my.." "My faith won!" "I didn't get it, uncle." "I'm not speaking a different language, son." "This isn't new." "This has been happening for really long." "Even we had people like Shravan." "We were instigated too." "I was even misled." "The truth is.." "I lost control a few times myself." "It's true." "When I tried to do something." "...I remembered about your mother's love." "And I stopped." "Whenever there's a war between brotherhood.." "...and love." "Yes." "Love always wins." "And that happened with you." "If you had been selfish, you wouldn't have said it to Sneha." "You said it to Sneha yourself." "You cancelled this marriage." "Come on, get ready." "But, uncle." "I thought I cancelled the marriage." "What now?" " What else?" "Wear your wedding attire and go get the girl.." "Meaning?" " What?" "Who cancelled your wedding?" "I explained everything to Sneha's papa and.." "We don't have much time." "Smp hugging me" "Your marriage is due." "You know, uncle." "I hope you won't mind." "I always thought you're a snoot." "I still am." "Brother Sahil!" "Brother Sahil!" " Careful." "Brother Sahil!" "Sister-in-law Sneha is missing." "What?" "No need to worry." "This is our own city." "We'll find her." "Understood?" " No, uncle." "I'll go." "And I'll find her." "Help me out." "You're looking pretty." "You aren't ready yet." "The procession will be arriving any minute now." "Hurry up." "You're still carrying that machine on your head." "They are called rollers." "You go on, I've a stomach-ache." "Stomach-ache." "No, no, I can't leave you alone." " I said go." "Go!" "I'll join you later." "Go." "Hello." "Hello." "Hi." " Hi." "What's your name?" " Ambika." "Ambika." "Sit." "Don't worry." "Like I said, Sahil will bring Sneha on time." "You just control your guests." "Yes." "Don't let anyone know.." ""That Sneha's not at home." " As you say." "Just remember, my honour's at stake here." "I hope you will handle everything?" "It's getting late." "Hurry up." " Coming." "I'm leaving." "Here's your tea?" "Do you need anything else?" "Then, I'll get ready too." "I've stitched new clothes"" "...to wear on Sahil's wedding." "Yes." "Fundoo." "Yes." " Hello, brother Sahil." "There's a new problem." " What?" "Shravan has told everything to sister-in-law Namrata." "What?" " Congratulations." "She slapped him and left the house." "What a great." "Will this wedding take place or not?" "Uncle." " Yes." "Is everything okay?" " Yes, it is." "But, uncle, you said Sahil will be arriving with Sneha." " Yes." "That isn't Sahil." "Then who is he?" "Phandeshwar Nath Tiwari." "Fundoo." "That's the servant." "You mean..my wife's welcoming a servant." "He works for us." "But my wife is welcoming a servant." "My wife is welcoming a servant." " Handle everything." "Don't hug him." "He'll cling on to you for no reason." "How about me?" "Uncle." "Where are you?" "Uncle, I was co-ordinating with brother." "I'm coming from the airport." "Uncle." " You won't find her at the airport." "I know, I know, I know." "Stop being so filmy, and get real." " Yes!" "And think where she could be." "Uncle, you just handle everything there.." "...I will come back only with her." " Well done." "Uncle." "Do something, uncle." "It's his marriage, what will uncle do?" "Uncle will have to do something." "One, two, three.." "It's a day of happiness." "It's a day of happiness." "He'll get a lot of gifts and blessings." "It's my son's wedding." "Play the music." "It's my son's wedding." "Play the music." "It's my son's wedding." "Yes, brother." " Sahil, Sneha's at Lodhi garden." "Okay." " Now." "Come here now." "Sister-in-law." " I'm looking for her." "No, sister-in-law's in the taxi right here." "What?" " Listen." "There's ajam at Cannaught Place." "You can get here." "Come here right now." "Thanks, buddy." "Thanks, thanks, thanks." "You come here." " Copy that." "He had gone out and he brought back wealth." "He had gone out and he brought back wealth." "When the groom's uncle shakes his leg, he'll set the dance floor on fire." "When the groom's uncle shakes his leg, he'll set the dance floor on fire." "He'll set the dance floor on fire.." "Thank God." "You are here." "What are you doing here?" "He had gone out and he brought back pajamas." "He had gone out and he brought back pajamas." "When the groom's uncles shake their leg, they'll set the dance floor on fire." "When the groom's uncles shake their leg, they'll set the dance floor on fire." "It's true that, if you leave me." "Then I will die." "I know I'm a scoundrel." "But a dying person is always granted a last wish." "Please give me one chance." "He had gone out and he brought back a car." "He had gone out and he brought back a car." "When the groom's aunts shake their leg, they'll set the dance floor on fire." "When the groom's aunts shake their leg, they'll set the dance floor on fire." "When the groom's aunts shake their leg," "Why?" "Why should I give you one more chance?" "So that you can break my heart, and my trust again." "It's over between us, Shravan." "I've understood what love us." "What it means to loose it?" "I promise you I.." "I won't get up in the morning.." "...until you don't wake me up lovingly." "I won't wear my tie until you don't tie it." "Neither the village head misses a beat.." " Go for it!" "Neither the village head misses a beat nor a village officer." "Bhangra suits all." "Foreigners are dancing on Indian songs." "Bhangra suits all." "Foreigners are dancing on Indian songs." "Bhangra suits all.." "Marriage is bond that spans for many lifetimes." "I've finished my quota of mistakes in this one." "Now..in all the other lifetimes." "...I want to give you love." "If you make another mistake, I will never forgive you." "I am sorry." "Some look like kings, some like queens and some look like jokers." "When the servant shakes his leg, he'll set the dance floor on fire." "He'll set the dance floor on fire." "Our servant is shaking his leg." "He'll set the dance floor on fire.." "Uncle." " Yes." "Everyone's finished dancing." "All the uncle, aunts, even the guests danced with us." "Even the band's tired." "How much more are you going to make us dance?" "Enough singing and dancing." "The auspicious time for the marriage is passing-by." " Yes." "Can we go inside now?" " Yes." "But, uncle, he.." " Come on." "But.." " Let's go." "Come." " Let's go in." "Come on." "Is there alcohol inside?" "I knew I will find you here." "Go away, Sahil." "Look, I know you're angry." "I don't want to see your face." " Okay, fine." "Just don't go." "You don't want to see my face, then don't." "Just give me one chance to speak, please." "Just trust me." "Look." "Whatever happened last night." "Nothing happened.." "Whatever happened last night." "It was a bachelor's party." "So, Sid got me drunk." "You know, normally I don't drink too much." "You saw me at the wrong place, at the wrong time." "You.." "I was coming out of her room when you caught me." "What explanation are you going to give me?" "You lied to me each time, Sahil." "You were in the restaurant with Megha, right?" "And what did you tell me?" "I was such a fool." "I always trusted you more than myself." "It was my biggest mistake." "And since when did you become so manipulative?" "Or is it just Megha's influence?" "Sahil." "Sahil." "Here I am." "Sahil." "What are you doing there?" "Wait." "I'll be right back." "Anybody there?" "Please help." "Sneha, don't go." " Oh my, God!" "Sahil, give me your hand." " Listen." "Yes." " Pull my shirt,I'll try to come in." "Pull." "Pull." "It's breaking." "Somebody help." "Sahil." "Give me your hand." "Shut up, Sahil." "Just give me your hand." "You were talking about manipulation." " What?" "Do you know brother was behind all this manipulation?" "Sahil, stop your nonsense." "And don't say anything." "Give me your hand." "He dragged me into all this." "Oh, God!" "Sahil, give me your hand." "Brother's been cheating on sister-in-law.." "...for the last 15 years, do you know that?" "Sahil, do you know what sister-in-law will say if she hears?" "Are you.." " Sister has left home." "Sahil, give me your hand." "You cheated on me, still I am saving you." "I don't know why." "Just give me your hand." "I'm tired!" "Why is everyone after me for no reason?" "I didn't cheat on you." "I didn't do anything." "Okay, Sahil.." " I'm going." "I'm going." "No, no, give me your hand." "Feeling very sorry." " Sahil, what." "Tell brother that I forgive him." "No problem." "Ask aunt to stop taking medicines." "Ask uncle to.." " Stop it.." "To stop smoking." "That's it." " Give me your hand." "What are you doing?" "Tell Kittu to stop listening to brother." "Sahil, you will fall." "Please." "Say that you forgive me." "Give me your hand." "Did you forgive me?" "Sahil, give me your hand." "I forgive you." "I forgive you." "I forgive you." "I forgive you." "I forgive you." "Sahil, give me your hand." "Come on, hurry up." "Will you marry me?" " Of course I will." "Promise." " First hold my hand." "Sorry." "I can't hold your hand." "If I do, I will fall down." "You will have to hold on to my legs?" " What?" "How can I.." "Sahil, shut up!" "Give me your hand." "I'm going to keep my feet there, okay." "On the count of three, pull me inside." "How can I pull your leg?" " Yes." "You will have to." "Pull." "Sahil." "One.." "Two.. jump!" "Sahil." "Sahil." "Our love-story might've been complete." ""But the marriage horror story was still left." "Here." "Where were you?" "Making calculations?" " I see." "These days you call it calculations." "Uncle's still looking for that bra." "Smile." "Smile." "I think aunt will get cancer.." ""Trying to make Suri uncle quit cigarette." "Uncle Popat and aunt Babita.." "Sorry." "Aunt Babita's visiting a psychiatrist." "Sister-in-law's really happy.." "...with the new guru of her husband." "Yes." "These days I'm giving lessons on love to brother." "And, Sneha and me.." "...we're as happy as we can be." "Sahil." "You're married now." "What about kids?" " Of course, you should have kids." "There are few rules of becoming a father." "Sahil." "First rule.." "God, what do I do?" "Yes." "Everyone present here, I've a small request." "Everyone stand in that corner." "Uncle." "Listen to me." "Gullu." "First listen to me." "Yes." "Honestly, if you want to get rid of your tension"" ""through dancing, then come here." "Okay." "Ready." "Start." "Everyone's swaying.." "Everyone's swaying.." "Everyone's swaying.." "Along with her sways her veil." "Friends, look I'm drunk." "Look I'm drunk." "Look I'm drunk." "Look I'm drunk." "Look I'm drunk." 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