"This is Helo 1." "I have visual confirmation on Hodaddy." "Still negative on our bad boy." "Repeat." "Still negative on the pickup." "Heading for rendezvous at LZ Alpha Echo." "Percy?" "Come on." "Come on." "Wait a second." "There's our turncoat." "For crying out loud." "Special Agent Scott." "Mac here." "Tell me you found that pilot." "Absolutely." "He's right here." " Here you go." " Is he alive?" "he's okay." "Alex." "I want him in one piece." "Consider it done." "my leg's broken!" "You got ice on it right away." "That should help." "Let's go before the Russians get here." "let me ask you something." "What'd you do with that plane that you stole?" "Here they come." "I'm not talking until you get me out." " Is that right?" " Yeah." "let's go." "God!" "Okay!" "Gundars!" "I sold the plane to Arnold Gundars." "Now get me out of here!" "Get up." "Hurry!" "The American pilot has escaped!" "Search the woods!" "He must be in the woods!" "What is this?" "Stalin's butt!" "He tricked us!" " They're coming!" " I got it." "I don't." "Fire!" "You okay?" "now making his way to the ring... he is undefeated... no losses here is the one and only Kelly "K. O. " Robinson!" "break clean." "Keep those punches up high." "but I'm firm." "You'll have your first Sports Illustrated cover." "Even though you'll be on it like this:" " We'll see who looks like that." " Touch them up." "ain't he?" "Kelly Robinson has come up with an exotic new challenge for himself." "If he defends his title tonight..." "Hungary." "I know what this means." "I know what this mean when you do that." "And Lirette is on queer street." "right?" "fight now!" "What you doing?" "Kelly's getting frustrated because Lirette won't fight." "I'll give you a free shot." "I won't chase you around the ring." "Take a shot at this here." "Don't be scared." "I'll close my eyes." "How about that?" "Three!" "Four!" "Five!" "Six!" "Seven!" "Eight!" "Nine!" "Ten!" "You're out!" "Warm up the goulash in Budapest." "Kelly Robinson is coming." "get this shot for Sports Illustrated." "Cheese." "Yeah." "57 and 0." "Gonna be 58 and 0 in couple of days." "Put infinity on there because I'll never lose." "I know what you saying." "You better retire." "You gonna run out of space on that arm." "you ain't got to do that." "You been my boy for 10 years." "Don't blow smoke up my ass." "Get your head out my ass." "man." "Jerry." "That's pathetic." "You've only worked three years." "Keep your head where it's at." "about the drawers." " Yeah." "I think I got some drawers your size made of licorice." "sir." "Kelly." " Kelly!" " Yeah?" "What's going on?" "It's the president." "Really?" "President of the United States." "The president want to talk to Kelly Robinson." "homey?" "dog?" " It's all good." "How you doing?" " Kicking with Putin." "you should've called when the cameras was on." " My bad." "I got a mucho hush-hush." " All right." "Hear you're going to Budapest." "We got us a muy secret-o situation." " Really?" " America needs your help." " No problem." " We need a little civilian cover." "baby." " Owe you one." "I'll talk to you real soon." " I will not forget..." "President want me to do him a favor." "He said something about America needs me." " What kind of favor?" " Some kind of top-secret mission." "you mean like 007?" "except only I'm gonna be 009 and a half." "Know what I'm saying?" "007." "You know what 009 and a half means?" " I think so." " It's an innuendo." "I am." "Kind of exciting." " I'm a little nervous." " I'm sure you'll do fine." "I know I will." "That's got a kick to it." "This is my first chance to work with Special Agent Rachel Wright." "Rachel." "You're still hung up on her?" "I'm not hung up on her." "and I admire her work." "There's a certain allure she has." "a blind man could see that." "why don't you tell her?" "and I end up sounding like an idiot..." "Want me to tell you how to melt Rachel's heart?" " Yeah." " Talk to Carlos." "What does that mean?" "They had a thing?" "Two-week stakeout." "She could barely walk." "Rachel and Carlos?" "Edna?" "as always." "Alex." "Carlos." "How was Cuba?" "Adequate." "my eye." "He single-handedly averted another Bay of Pigs." "I didn't..." " Yes." "I... yeah." "Alex?" "How did you fare in the tundra?" "I did pretty good." "so obviously everybody was satisfied." "And the pilot?" "The pilot... get some valuable information from him." "Successful mission." "did you?" "no." "I mean... he's dead." "He's dead." "What are you gonna do?" "Alex." " Yeah." "You're an excellent agent." "Don't let results like this fool you." "All right?" "My car." "Be back for my things later." "Carlos." "La vida loca!" "What a phony." "I'd give anything to go on a two-week stakeout with that man." "What happened on the stakeout between him and Rachel?" "it's what I saw." "It's what I saw." "I saw the look on her face." "Every woman recognizes that look." " What's that look?" " Look of total satisfaction." "and he's a Julio Iglesias." "by the way." "easy." "This is Carlos' stuff." "This is yours." "Where's my monofilament phone descender?" "I didn't get one of these exploding pagers." "I don't see one of those." "You got the micro GPS." "Micro?" "This is your spy-cam." "and this is my spy-cam?" "Look at the size of this thing!" "it's reversed." "Look how small and sexy and sleek this is." "How huge this is!" "Look what he pulled out of his pants." "It's huge!" "People will laugh at me if I pull this out." "Is that his escape module?" "everybody wants to be like Carlos." "but I notice my stuff looks like you can get it from RadioShack in 1972." "it is." "Right away." "though." "seen here making his typical flamboyant entrance..." "Shouldn't this be on the Weather Channel or something?" "...with a first-round knockout of Blake "The Blade" Lirette." "baby!" "That guy is so annoying." "Everybody "Hungary" for his showdown..." "Cedric Mills." "You don't understand how important it is that I be 58 and 0." "I'm 57 and 0 right now." "This man gonna be 58!" " That guy is a born jerk." " Cheese." "Cheese." "take my picture." "Cheese." "Cheese." "Get my right side." "Cheese." "Alex!" "this is Special Agent Alex Scott." " General." " Special agent." "I love hearing that." "I was a regular agent a couple weeks ago..." "I got promoted to special." "Special." "We were going over the op." "We call it the "Switchblade." "It was the first electrochromatic invisible stealth aircraft." "But in the hands of the evildoers it's an untraceable delivery system for weapons of mass destruction." "New owner:" "Arnold Gundars." "The boys over at CIA have access to his overseas accounts." "there's been a depletion of funds without reimbursements." "The bastard's bought the damn plane." "He just hasn't sold it yet." "general." "Give me a minute." "Hot." "Are you sure we can't use Carlos?" "they all know him." "he wouldn't last five minutes on this case." "That's a shame." "That Carlos is amazing." "This guy..." "Mac?" "He'll get the job done." "Shouldn't Rachel be here?" "She's already in Budapest setting up." "right?" "I have but not in a stakeout situation." "This mission doesn't call for a stakeout." "It wouldn't hurt to keep our options open." "The European middleweight championship is being held in Budapest in two days." "Gundars is a boxing fanatic." "He's throwing a party the night before." "right?" "Alex." "No stakeout." "This is more about hacking and tracking." "take a look at this guest list." "You got to be kidding." "This is like a who's who of international bad guys." "Gundars is using this party as cover to auction the plane." "Your mission is to get into his palace find out where the plane is and stop him from selling it." "security's gonna be insane." "there's only one shot to get you in there." "Stakeout?" "No." "We've arranged cover." "You'll be working with a civilian to secure entry." "A civilian?" "57 and 0." "Gonna be 58 and 0." "You know how Kelly Robinson do." "Listen to me now." "I don't care what Gen. Patton says." "We don't need to do it this way." "I think if..." "I kicked ass all around the world." "For crying out loud." "Can we turn this off or change the channel?" "He gives me a headache... blond surfer boy." "He never shuts up." "He's lighting into some reporter." "I'm talking to you." "Watch what come out of your mouth." "You digging your grave with your tongue." "You'll get your ass whipped." "Video conference." "meet Kelly Robinson." "That's gotta be him." "girl." "I had too much fun last night." "And you too." "Let's bounce." "I got y'all's numbers." "I'll call you y'all soon." "I'll talk to you all soon." "Bye-bye." "no stretchie." "Back of the bus." "Move the camouflage booty to the back of the bus." "Come on." "sort of." "I remember." "The pleasure's all mine." "Is that your plane?" "Step away!" "No autographs!" "It's all right." "He's my new assistant." "I thought I was your assistant." "what'd I tell you?" "The secret mission?" "Secret mission." "Secret mission." "the Mission Man." " Right." "Right." "It's not a good idea to tell them who I am." "We should keep that down." "I ain't no fool." "I ain't tell them who you was." "I said I had to take care of the president's retarded nephew." "they think you're a retard." "a helmet and zip your jacket up." "You get that mentally challenged look." "Hold on just a second." "That's good." "go ahead." "What's up?" "Excuse us." "Uncomfortable." "Too many brothers standing around." "We're getting off on the wrong foot." "You think you're the Harlem Globetrotters and I'm the team that looks like an idiot." "that's it." " But that's not how it's gonna work." "We're on the same team." "I'm Meadowlark Lemon." "he..." "He do the dribbling." "You Meadowlark?" "throwing pie in the face." " The bucket of confetti." " They think it's water." "doing the... you get me some of this chicken... jelly beans and get these bags and get on the plane." "Meadowlark." "You heard what he said to me?" "he would be Meadowlark and I'm Curly." "my ass." "I'm Meadowlark." "you ain't." " He don't make his own phone calls." " He don't call his mama!" "Come on." "I'm just trying to confirm the man's reservation." " All we need is a room." " That's all." " Don't make me get on that phone." " What the hell is:" "sucker." "I speak Hungarian." "Need some help?" "knock yourself out." "The brother gonna speak Hungarian now." " Szia." " Hello?" "igen." "You guys want the junior suite or the high-roller suite?" "We go with the high-roller." "The cheapest room you've got." "In the basement." " It's all taken care of." " Did you get an extra kusenum?" "I'm gonna get these bags onboard." "yeah." "Hustle." "Hustle on." "You better watch your job." "Rain Man got skills." "Kelly just took the stick." " I thought he was doing an interview." " What?" "He was napping." "Kelly!" "There's a lot of stuff for us to go over..." "Did you see me turn on the seat-belt light?" "I didn't see that." "sit down." "Funny." "He's a funny guy." "I gotta remember that one." "I went flying there!" "That's a good trick." "I'm glad you got that out of your system." "I'm gonna need you at the party at 8." "Know something?" "We got to change the schedule." "Kelly Robinson don't go to parties at 8:00." "I ain't about to start." "Are you gonna refer to yourself in the third person?" "That can get irritating." "It won't get irritating until 11:00 because that's when I'm showing up for your little party." "gents." "I can't risk that." "The party could clear out by 11:00." "Ain't no party that Kelly Robinson at gonna end at 11:00." " That attitude can destroy a mission." " Know what destroys a mission?" "man." " Drop the shit." " Okay." "go get T.J. He'll help you." "I just hope that the optical diaphanous polyalloy transducers can fit on one of their retinas." "What you say?" "What you got over there?" "It's one of the things we've got for the mission." "It's cool." "It opens up." "I put this little camera in my eye and I give this to T.J. Then he can see everything I see." "Wait." "I don't want T.J. 's eye juices on something that goes in my eye." "Maybe I should try it." "What you call it?" " Polyalloy transducers." " The polyalloy should be for me." "then." " I put this in my eye?" " Put it in your eye." " This is some spy shit?" " Yeah." "I'll put this in." "And I got the camera in my eye." "What's gonna happen now?" "Can you see anything?" "What about now?" "watch this." "now I see the TV." "I'm seeing what you seeing." " Exactly." " I see me looking at you looking at me!" "Kelly Robinson." "Look at this." "Put this behind your ear." "It's a listening device." " Just stick it back here?" " Can you hear me?" "I like this!" "We'll do that on the mission." "not 11:00." "it's 11." "It's a dead issue." "Let it go." "goddamn it!" "Get out my face!" " That shit is bad." " Then give them back." "I ain't giving back shit." "Take them." "That look like I'm yelling at me." "Take them!" "57 and 0!" "I'll kick your ass!" "This is what it look like when I'm whupping somebody's ass." "that's scary." "Look at that move." "Kelly Robinson." "Why you staring at me?" "Do something." "Kelly." " I heard that in my head." "You looking in the cockpit right now." "That's a trip." "000 feet." " Is that a Cessna on the horizon?" " Where?" "Surfer boy!" " You seeing this?" " What are you doing?" " Come fly the plane." " Wake him back up!" " He fell asleep." " You put that dart in his back!" " I thought you knew how to fly it." " Wake him up." "I don't know how to fly it!" "He put it on automatic for me!" "and I wake the pilot up." "then let the plane crash." "Let it crash." "You know that ride I just took?" "Get ready for a great ride." "baby." "I'm Kelly Robinson." "Death?" "That's how I feel about death." "Go on." "Crash it." "This is getting crazy." "Wake the man up." " Do we have a deal?" " Yes." "Just wake the man up!" "Ken." "He ain't woke." " He'll wake up." "He'll be fine." " So you a pilot this whole time?" " I can fly a little." "I see how this is gonna work." "I ain't coming to no party at 8:00." "I told you 11:00." "Here's your eye." "my ass." "if something in my plane is broke..." "T.J." "God." "man." "It was Mission Man." "we in the basement." "I'm going upstairs." "You got five minutes to get me the most expensive suite..." "T.J.!" "Or else!" " Or else what?" "because I don't think good underground." "it's gonna be bad!" "Let me tell you something." "frying fish." "you mess up one more time again." "I'm waiting." "Please do it one more." "Just please." "One more time." "One more time." "Please let him do it one more time." "my God." "Hey!" "How's the room?" "did I say 11?" "I meant to say 12." "Maybe." " What's with the attitude?" " Excuse me!" "baby." "huh?" "You don't know." "I know you from the advertisement for your perfume." " Kelly Robinson." "TKO." " TKO." "That's right." "It's not perfume." "It's cologne." "Perfume is for ladies and sissies." "I put out cologne." "I so stupid." "tell me do you really wear it?" "you tell me." "I'd love to go to your room and get your autograph." "my room ain't ready." "Let's go to mine." "Is very... hey." "Wrong." "Wrong." "Wrong." "Excuse me." " No." "Come here for a second." " Excuse me." " What's wrong with you?" " What are you doing?" "Nothing." "But if you let go of my arm I'm gonna go across and wax that ass." "You are a spy right now." "I can't have you running off with a strange Hungarian woman." "I'm Kelly Robinson." "Going off with a strange woman is what I do." "all right?" "but she chose Kelly." "all right?" "it'll be the three of us." "Why don't you go see the city?" "What you say your name was?" " Are you going to scream it?" " I will scream your name if I know it." "I had a couple of interesting situations where..." " What happened?" " The girl tried to press charges... slow it down!" "I got a lady over here." "that's some serious road rage." "man?" "What's all this?" "How long have you been working for the U.S. government?" " I work for Kelly Robinson." " There was BNS agent on your jet." " I don't know." " Who was he?" " You've been reading spy novels." " Maybe we should cut off his penis." "Cut off my penis?" "What happened to "rough the man up"?" " Cut it off!" " Wait a second!" "but..." " Who's the agent?" " I'm not sure if he's an agent." " Who's the agent?" " I don't know if he's an agent or not!" " He's 5 foot 9." "Blond hair..." " His name?" "but he's very annoying." "He's definitely a BNS agent." "His name?" "so I'm blocking!" "He got one of them white names." "Alan or..." " Take off his pants." " Why you gonna take my pants off?" "Please don't cut off Kelly Robinson's penis." "Freeze!" "shoot her!" "Shoot her!" "Did I kill her?" "Not yet." " Stop shooting that." " What the hell's going...?" "I'm being rude." "Special Agent Rachel Wright." " Nice to officially meet you." " You're a spy!" "Don't tell anyone." " You're all BNS?" " It's all BNS." "Mr. Robinson!" " Crazy way of showing it." "a little." "Why?" " You just got buff." " Just doing curls." "three drops of me come out of this." "Alex wanted to test you before we put you in the game." " So this whole thing was a big test?" " Unbelievable." "That was great." " Really?" " Really." "cool." "excuse us for a second." " Yeah." "nice work." "Good." "I have seen hundreds of agents... and I've never seen it handled so well." " Never." " Never." "Kelly Robinson." "It was like your instincts were perfect." "Give them unimportant information." "5'9"." "How many guys fit that description?" "That doesn't mean anything." "You'd never name names." "not a "why" guy." " What's the difference?" " A "why" guy's like:" "Why are we gonna do this?" They're afraid to make a decision." "Afraid they might get in trouble." "As opposed to a "why not" guy." "Roll the dice. "" " That's me." "Kelly Robinson." "The "why not" guys are like eagles." "They don't flock." "the "why not." "The president wouldn't have called me if I wasn't a "why not" guy." "Let me see everything." "we gotta get you up to speed." "You're about to hear a national secret." "premier arms dealer." "He has this plane the Switchblade." "It's a sophisticated prototype stolen from the U.S. government." "This is the next generation of stealth technology." "even the human eye." " Our mission is to get it back." " To make a long story short... because we can't see it." "Here it is with the electrochromatic cloaking device engaged." "Like one of those bugs that look like a leaf." " One of the who?" " There's this bug that stays safe because it looks like a leaf." "But it's not really a leaf." "It can make itself look like one." "A leafy bug." "It's a good name for it." "You should call that the "Leafy Bug." " That's a good idea." " I'll pass that on." "The Leafy Bug." "We gotta go." "We'll be late for the mission." "It's almost 8:00." "you got a cell phone?" " Tuxedo." " I'm gonna set that all up." "I'm sorry I kneed you and roughed you up in there." "You okay?" "don't be ridiculous." "I thought that was great." "I loved that." " You did?" "You loved that?" " I just felt it helped sell it." "Made it convincing." "Wait to turn this on." "The satellite's only good for the next 72 hours." "Let's hope that's more than we need." "set us up." "You know the drill." "what's in that bag?" " Spy stuff." "Rule number one:" "Always have a sure way out." "Rachel." " What's up?" "doesn't it?" "No." "Not really." "And we are live." "what's that for?" "This is how I'm gonna break this case wide open with your help." "It's a replica of the pen Gundars carries." "There's an IHB tracking device built in." "Technology." "we can follow his movements." "then." "Rachel." "These stick shifts can be a little tricky." "You make it look easy." "Thank you." "nice shifting." "huh?" "you do." " Mr. Robinson!" " Hey." " Welcome!" " Hey." " I am very big fan." " How you doing?" "You a fan too?" "57 and 0." "I'm with him." "Kelly!" "Tell these guys I'm with you." "I'm with the boxer." "I've never seen that man before." "Shoot him in his ass." "he's..." " I'm just playing." "It's a joke." "guys." "That's a bad start." "That's revenge for the hotel." "Now we're even." "you did your job." "Now let me do mine." "Yeah." "Yeah." "All right." "Yeah." "Yeah." "in the flesh." "Y'all looking at the fastest man in the world!" "Y'all can do better than that!" "Y'all ready for the Slugfest in Budapest?" "That's good." "Yeah!" "How y'all doing?" "Mr. Robinson." "This is great honor to meet you." "huh?" "good meeting you." "Take it easy." "I like him." "I like the way he talks." " You just met Marwan Motaheeshi." " Who's that?" "He controls death squads." "They kill thousands of people every year." "Man." "that's Gundars?" " That's a bad-ass jacket he got on." " Turn around." "okay." " Disappear." "Get away." " I won't disappear." "I'll do the pen." " Give me the pen." "Give..." " Back up before..." " Mr. Robinson." "Good to meet you." "the pleasure's mine." "Thank you." "Your fight here promises to be the most exciting event that Budapest has seen in some time." "Since you such a nice guy I ain't gonna break your boy up too bad." " Thank you" " Yeah." "Yeah." "your champagne." " Thank you." "I'm sorry to interrupt you." "One of the ladies wants an autograph." "but you have a pen I could use?" "I don't." "Didn't I tell you at all times to keep a pen?" " I apologize." " My assistant's penless." " It won't happen again." " I said to have a pen..." "Mr. Gundars." "Mr. Gundars is always prepared." "Thank you." "Hold this champagne." "You have to be prepared." "I want you to know." "Take that." "Here you go." "Clown ass." "It's hard to get somebody that'll do their job the right way." "Mr. Gundars." "enjoy the party." " Yeah." "Nice to see you." "I have some business." "Take care of your business." "Take care of your business." "you a real player." "Gundars." "I had it under control until you showed up." "I know you did." "he's taking off." "I need you to create a distraction." "Create a distraction?" "What do you mean?" "Do what?" "Make a scene or do something." "That should come easy for you." "Make a scene?" "Yeah!" "Baddest man on the planet!" "where you at?" "Let's get a show going here." "Where's Cedric Mills?" "come on." "but get out the ring." "where you at?" "Cedric!" "You in the house?" "Cedric." "What you doing down there?" "Having a steroid cocktail?" "I do not take the steroids." "You need something if you get in the ring with me." "Let's give the people a preview." "Don't be scared." "I ain't gonna hurt you." "everybody!" "In the flesh!" "That's a brave man there." "That's like swimming with Jaws." "Well." "Are you ready?" "I want to see the plane first." "Only the highest bidder will have that privilege." "Is it really invisible?" "How long have you been in Budapest?" " Three days." " Three days." "you've probably driven past it at least half a dozen times." "if you'd enter your bid into the computer." "but let's do a little flip." "Let's let Cedric make the predictions." "What round will I knock you out in?" "you stop jokes now." " Or what?" " I will!" "You gonna stop...?" "Isn't he a doll?" ""I will stop them!" I like that." "Give them a preview." "Open-handed." "Let's see how fast you are." "wouldn't you?" "Open-handed scrap?" "Put your hands up." "What you got?" "That's what you coming with?" "You're gonna get your ass whipped." "I'll hit your jaw." "Right jaw with left hand." "now." "You ready?" "Here it come." "I told you I would slap you." "Why didn't you block the punch?" "coming all hard like that?" "You're supposed to give them a taste." "You wanna hit me hard." "What if I kick your ass in front of everybody?" "There you go!" "A preview." "Robinson vs. Mills." "The transatlantic championship... here in Budapest." " Done." " Excellent." "the best of luck." "Thank you." "Would you care for champagne?" "We have an excellent fountain." "Yes." "An undetectable nuclear delivery system could transform your tiny country into a superpower." "hanging from the ceiling like that?" "What are you doing?" "You're supposed to be outside." " I figured you'd need help." " Don't walk in here." "Don't tell me what to do." "I'm Kelly Robinson." "57 and 0." "Don't talk to me like that." "What's wrong?" "you tripped it." "I didn't trip no alarm." "I don't hear it." "See this?" "shit." "Come here." "We'll get caught because you didn't tell me about the alarm." " This is your fault." " Put that on." " What is this?" " It's a mask." "Put it on." " This look like a sock." " It's a mask." "It's a special spy mask." "Put it on." "Look like a sock." "this is a sock!" "What you doing?" "Putting this on." "Let me do this." "Quit tickling me." "Would you come here?" " Just tell me what's going on." " I am losing it." "I'm nervous and ticklish at the same time." "Not in my wildest imagination did I dream it would be this difficult." "let me remind you that an undetectable nuclear delivery system..." " Why we spinning?" " Be still." " Don't breathe." " We can't spin like this." " It's cracking." " I'm getting queasy... and I'm gonna vomit." "What kind of cheap-ass equipment they send you on this mission with?" " The anchor broke." " You check the anchor first." "I wasn't expecting you to be here." "that's cool." "The funds will be verified overnight and the highest bidder will be informed tomorrow." "I would like you to enjoy our local specialty." "Sir?" "Sir." "The silent alarm has just been set off." "I need a few moments alone." " What about my bid?" " Don't worry." "You'll get your chance." "Enjoy." "Lock the door." "Get on the roof." " Just go through the opening." " Don't make me fall." " Go through it." " Lock this wing down." "and I had a hunch something would happen." " Then why'd you go into the room?" " I ain't Miss Cleo." "They are on the dome." "It's like you're a double agent." "Like you're working against me." "Just get them." "Now." "man!" " I liked this better when it was a test!" " We gotta jump!" "What?" " You crazy?" "I ain't jumping." " Got a better idea?" "but you better come up with something." "new plan." "Wait right here." "What you gonna do?" "Don't leave me." " What's that?" " What?" "God!" "that wasn't that bad." " What'd I say?" "Are your legs numb?" "come on." "Let's do it." "What's next?" "walk." "run." "Now we run." "Now we run." " This is your sure way out?" " It's the way to the sure way out." "man!" "Could you move?" "Look out." "Lose the jacket!" "or is this it?" "This is the sure way out." "Okay." "Come on." "It's slow." "I'm nervous." " Don't panic." " Look how slow we moving!" "my friend." "There's a guy coming." "Kick him." "Kick him in the balls!" "How I'm gonna kick him if he got a gun?" "watch out!" "They're gonna kill Kelly Robinson." "Don't be negative." "Check outside!" "that guy's still coming." "I'm gonna get him." "I'm gonna get him." " Tell me when." "Now?" " No!" " Now?" " Now!" " Okay." " Throw it." "Lob it over there!" " What's this?" " Smoke grenade." " They got bullets and we got smoke?" " Lob it!" "It's smoking." " Now what?" " Here." "Grab this." "I knew you had something up your sleeve." " Of course." " I never doubted you." " That's right." " Yeah." "All right." "Okay." "How we gonna get down from here?" "I don't think we're gonna have to worry about that." "you worried now?" "I'm a little worried now." "We'll bring her gently down on that grassy hill there." "We're going down faster than I want." "Get ready!" "Brace yourself!" "What?" "grassy hill?" "We missed it." "Let go when I say so." "I'm not letting go." "You wanna die?" "We've dodged some bullets and I don't know how many more lives we've got." "We gotta let go." "Ready?" "Get set." "Let go!" "I broke my leg." "It's broken." "That's what your ass gets for this crazy balloon shit." "Kelly Robinson hanging from a balloon." "it's okay." "It's okay." " I wish it was broke." "these guys won't give up." " Now what?" " I wish that balloon worked better." "The balloon is over!" "What are we gonna do?" "Let me think." "Hold on." "I got an idea." "Move around." "Get in the car." "You've got an idea?" "This I want to see." "Now you be in the hot seat." "I used to be in a different business." " What are you doing?" " They keep the keys here." "See?" " What?" "You used to transport cars?" " Something like that." "Here we go." "You did it." "Show them something there." "I got an idea." " What you gonna do?" " You inspired me." "We're gonna try a little Carlos." " What are you doing?" " Pull forward." " What?" " Pull forward." " Did you see that?" " Goddamn!" " That was a big explosion." " Man!" "That's why they think Carlos is a better spy than me!" " Carlos?" " Everyone thinks he's great." " He's got more potent bombs." " His bombs are more potent?" "That ain't right." "Another one!" "Here they come." "This one's mine." "Let me show you something they don't teach over at the BNS." "wow." "That's pretty good." " You were unbelievable back there." " That was you." "the Kelly Robinson..." "I had one little bomb." " Little bomb?" " It was like..." " You're crazy." " Here they are." "Kelly Robinson." "What we got here?" "man." "stop." "Give me the keys." "Look what I got!" "Keys!" "Convertible." "It's all yours." "You take that car." "We'll take your scooter." "Jump on." "Jump on!" "Kelly Robinson ain't getting on no scooter like no bitch." "man." "Get your feet up." "Okay." "Hold on!" "hold on." " I am holding on." "Shit!" "go!" "it's a nightmare." "and I'm in the back." " Better come up with something." " We'll make a break for daylight." "Tuck your elbows in." "man." "Go down the tunnel." " This is the sewer!" " We're stuck." "Is there an opening?" "There's bars and shit over here." "We can't get out." "Just stand back to the side." "shit!" "You okay?" "and I'm standing in a river of human sludge." "am I okay!" "You made $24 million last year?" "24.7." " They ain't leaving." " It's late night." "it stinks down here." "Just don't breathe in too deep." "Methane." "Methane'll make you loopy." "I'm gonna get loopy from standing and breathing in this human... right?" "This is the nastiest place in all of Hungary." "You feeling loopy?" "You look loopy." "Yes." "It feels kind of dizzy." "I got a buzz." "Okay." "man... you know start pouring his heart out and get personal with another guy so save it for somebody else." "My grandmother raised me." "My grandmother." "No kidding?" "she's the one that put the time in." "and you know." "Sounds like a sweet woman." "Sweet!" "The sweetest thing you ever wanna meet." "Angel." "My grandmother's the first person ever punched me in the face." "just to let me know she was serious." "Parents don't take the time anymore." "only..." "You got to love somebody's baby to punch a baby in the face." "Kelly Robinson was a scared little boy." "That's all." "A scared little boy." "Keep going." "Keep digging." "lots of time I be crying." "You ready for a bomb?" "Tell me." "You and I are basically the same guy." "take away the money..." "Take away my money?" "It's a metaphor." "Take away all your women." "Take away all the trappings of success." "And you and I are the same guy." "I know." "I know." "I'm you." "that's what I mean." "We're twins." "I've got a crush on Rachel for years." "I just love her power." "And sexy and..." "You saw the way she threw me over." "It was just like I was nothing." "Just a powerful woman." "You know what?" "I'll tell you what." "If you feel that way about a girl..." "I do." "You see how it is when I try to talk to her." " You gotta..." " Fumbling over myself... but you need to change that." "I ain't gonna lie to you." "What?" "that devilish charm." "and I don't have that." " I beg to differ." "I disagree." "I'm not gonna sit here and listen to your... bust it." "You do have savoir-faire." "You just have to unleash it." "Unleash it." "Unleash your savoir-faire." "I don't know." "it's kind of a beautiful place." "Thank God!" "What happened?" "I thought you two were dead." " Gundars' men had us pinned." " Did they see you?" "No." "Have you been tracking the pen?" "It's at the palace." "He moved until 1:30 and it's been in the bedroom since." "He's not onto us." "the minute that pen moves." "but the deal's going down today." "get a helicopter in the air." "playground in the city." "throw everything you got at it." "We're on it." "Just zoom in on it." "you look bad." "Tired." "You must be exhausted." "What a night." "looking for you all night." "Why don't you go take a nap?" "We'll give a yell if the pen moves." "Sure you guys can handle this?" "You've been working hard." "I'm sure he got this covered." "Take a nap." "but call me if anything happens." "I'm glad you're okay." "All right." "Thank you." "yeah." "playboy." " Yes." "You going in there." " I'm not going in there." "and you gonna be devilishly charming." " This isn't one of your floozies." " It's a girl." "A girl's a girl." "She's special." "You gotta put her on a pedestal." "we don't have a pedestal." "All we got is a cot in the back." "today right now on the cot in the back." " I don't know." " I do know." " Okay." " Let's do it." "I know you in a good mood now." "Let's do it." "You can be charming as hell." "I'll show you how we'll do it." "I'm gonna unleash your savoir-faire." "Alex." "Alex?" "I love the way you say my name." "It's the way the L flicks off your tongue when you say the L in Alex." "It's like the way the L flicks off your tongue." "Alex." "Say it one more time for me." "Just let me hear you say it." "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "I'm just..." "I'm getting ready to make love to you so good and long you'll be begging me to stop and keep going at the same time." "I'll tell you what I'm doing." "I'm getting ready to..." "I'm gonna make sure that you're okay." "doing fine I'm gonna go back out." "Everything's fine here." "Don't worry about us." "Go back to sleep." "Don't..." "Forget I came in." "I'll just..." "That's not what I said." "Hey!" "Get back in there!" "No!" "Your rap's not working." "Try tomorrow." "We did our best." "No shame in that." "Kelly Robinson's rap works!" "Get your ass back there." "This is good shit." "Give me..." "I'm just..." "I'm sorry to keep barging in like this." "I just wanna..." "Let me just take a..." "Just collect myself for a second." "and if you don't mind I just have a..." "It's like a story that I feel I need to tell you." "That's good." "I'm gonna give you my secret weapon." "now." "Look in her eyes." "Now sing." "Say that." "when I woke up this morning I felt like there was a sea storming inside of me." "Inside of me." "And baby I think I'm capsizing." "and the waves just keep rising." "Rising." "Rising and..." "When I get that feeling I need sexual healing." "I just need it." "I just need it." "it sounds crazy." "I'm just... but it just makes me feel so fine." "And it's good for us." "It's sexual." "It's healing." "Okay?" "I don't know what else I can say." "You're cute." "I've always had a little crush on you." " I told you!" " Really?" "You did?" "isn't it?" " My gosh." "Good Lord." "that's what I'm talking about." "and bite her on the ass real hard." " No!" " Yes!" "no." " No?" "no." "Yes to you." " Yes?" " Bite her." "Bite her!" " No!" " No?" "yes." "Go back to where you were." " I'm just..." "I'm..." " Bite!" "Bite!" "Bite her!" "They love that shit." "but bite it good so that there's a mark on her ass." "what he did." "I know what you want." "It's okay." "You can trust me." " My..." " You okay?" "I think you broke my spine." "But in a good way." "Hey!" "now." "Let me at least see the goods." "the pen just moved!" "Let's go!" "Let's move!" "Gotta go!" "Let's go!" " Pen moved." " No." " Are you sure?" " Come on." "Yes." "It looks like he's out of the car and headed for the baths." "Wait." "Why is he going to the baths?" "who cares?" "guys." "This needs a stakeout." "okay?" " Wait a second." "Be careful." "okay?" "man." "Come on." "You realize I can save the world and make boxing history in one day?" " All right." " They'll give me a parade." "Ticker-tape parade." "Confetti and all that shit." "Bigass parade." "Glitter." "Get my own day." "Kelly Day." "Kelly Robinson Day parade." "Nasty as hell up in here." "It smells like ass soup all over the place." " I just lost the signal." " What?" "Maybe the walls are too thick in here." "no." "Something's wrong." "Come on." "We can't walk away from this." "We got to get that plane!" "don't wanna lose it." "sometimes back." "We're moving back." "no!" "Listen to me." "I told you I was semipsychic." "I got a hunch on this." "Seven out of 10 of my hunches are correct." "That's a high ratio!" "in this area..." "I know the plane is in here." "Trust me on this." "Hey!" "What you know about the Leafy Bug?" "What?" "Kelly." "now." "You don't feel that?" " There's nothing in here." " You must be crazy." "I feel something." "A lot of old guys hitting each other with sticks." "There's something else." "I feel it." "Something's going on in here." "Something's definitely going on." "boy?" "He talking all that shit because he knows something." "Something's in here." "I feel it." "You know what?" "We learned we can't trust your gut." "You can trust my gut." "I told you..." "Maybe the plane's over there in the whirlpool." "We should check..." " Maybe those three out of 10..." " Gun!" "a vibe!" "A vibe!" "I listened!" "You got a way out of here?" "I followed you in here." "Why would I have a way out?" " What are you shooting at?" " Trying to hit the pipes." "Throw this up there." "We'll create a spark." "When I say ready." "Go!" "I got it." "I got it." "It's gonna blow." "It's gonna blow!" "We gotta warn Rachel." "There goes Gundars!" "Rachel!" "no!" "It's a setup!" "No!" "No!" "Man!" "Let's go." "that's it." "Shit!" " You all right?" " What do you think?" "and you need to talk." "Is that what you think?" "Rachel's dead!" "She's dead because I've been listening to you." "I'm done." "You're upset." "Rachel was a good woman." "and she's gone." "semipsychic guy." "Wait." "You ain't blaming that back there on me." "No." "Who could blame you?" "It's not your fault." "You're the king of the universe." "You want Kelly Robinson Day." " Have the parade." "You'll get it." " Slow it down." "Back off." "I don't like your tone." "You fixing to get your ass whipped." "Really?" "Is that one of your hunches?" "Or some of the normal crap that comes out of your mouth?" "Remember what I said about how we're the same guy?" "I'm not you!" " I would hate to be you." " All right." "That's the last straw." "I got to whup your ass now." " You wanna fight me?" " I'll whip your ass!" "Let me take off my jacket." "This is gonna amuse me." "then this is getting ready to be funny." " There's no ref here." " I don't need no referee." "I know 11 ways I can totally immobilize you." "End your life right..." "How much from that position?" "Huh?" "That was my left." "you'd be drinking meat through a straw." "Will you look at surfer boy!" "Show me some good spy shit." "shit!" "you'd be in a coma right now." "You okay?" "You know how to use your feet good." "Throw kicks like a little bitch!" "You got me!" "Hands up!" "What's going on here?" "The black guy!" "The black guy mugged me!" "I'd like to file a complaint!" "Wait!" "Why am I being arrested?" "Why am I being arrested?" "This is bullshit!" "He kicked me first!" "He kicked me in my nuts!" "Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts?" "How come you just arresting the black man?" "My nuts was kicked!" " Yeah?" " Alex." "Where are you?" "I've been calling for three hours!" "I know." "We hit a few snags." "Snags?" "I'm sending backup now." "What's your location?" " It's all fine." " It's all fine?" "I'm headed to the castle tonight." "I'll try to track Gundars to the plane." "You don't know where it is yet?" "I knew you'd screw this up." "Look..." "Mac." "I gotta go." "Dude never been this late." "The brother can't tell time no more." "That's the problem." "who you been with?" "this shit wouldn't happen." "He ain't our problem no more." "Let's go down here and get 58." "Piece of shit microtracker." "Mr. Zhu Tam." "I feel like I just won the lottery." "isn't it?" "You winning makes me rich." "My government's point of view is that no price is too high." "Clearly." "So how's your golf game?" "I haven't had much time since I've been here." "In the 15th hole." "Eagle." " First time ever." " Really?" "baby!" "away from the traffic." "I don't see it." "isn't it?" "That you can't see it." "isn't it?" " That's true." "Thank you." "Wait a second." "Come on." "Is that...?" "Please." "Finally!" "Well." "Now you'll believe me when I tell you that you've driven past it half a dozen times." "It is the most incredible thing I have ever seen." "Shall we conclude our business?" "to the center of the ring." "I explained the instructions in the dressing room." "You're both professional fighters." "I expect you to conduct yourself professionally." " Shake hands." " You ready to do this?" "Let's do it." "It looks like my computer is a billion dollars healthier." "Which makes you the proud owner of the most advanced piece of weaponry on the planet." "Watch this." "The ignition code." "Round one for the super middleweight... come on." "Do you want the swelling on the left or right?" "Mills goes right to work." "Left hand up!" "Left hand up!" "He's spun around by..." "What are you doing?" "I'm working." "That looks like an old-fashioned thermonuclear warhead." "isn't it?" " They won't think so in Washington." "Tell your men to drop their guns." " Tell them!" " Do as he says." "Get your hands up!" "Mr. Zhu Tam." "Do it!" "did you?" " Rachel?" " I guess we did." " You're alive?" " Don't tell anyone." "Robinson having his way." "Combination to the head." "And a left hook jars the challenger." "and here comes Mills." "Mills." "Holding on to him." "Tying the champion up." "That was pretty convincing." "The whole "I'm dead" thing." "You pick up a few tricks over the years." " You certainly do." " You really should have caught it." "I should have." "I guess I was a little distracted by the sound of my heart breaking." "Code invalid." "That's not good." "Is that good?" " What the hell did you do?" " I entered the ignition code." "Self-destruct sequence activated." "It has a self-destruct mechanism if the wrong code is entered." "that is the correct code." "I saw Lt. Percy fire the engine myself." "Agent Wright." "That's what you're paid to do." "He ain't done nothing to earn your respect!" "It's number 58 going down right now." "You hear?" " How you feeling?" " 58." "yeah." "Damn!" "She may wanna braid that." "And this world championship fight rages on." "The code times out?" "like a safety precaution?" "In case the plane were stolen?" "You're flying the plane home." "I assume you know the correct code." "Assumptions have a way of coming back and kicking you in your ass." "Robinson measuring Mills up." "A wicked left hook by Robinson." " How much is he paying you?" " I don't have time for this." "I would have bid!" "I know that hurt." "You got a hard-ass head." "Damn!" "Alex." "Cedric." "Robinson dancing around." "What's going on here?" "It looks like he's fighting an invisible opponent." "And down goes Robinson!" "Unbelievable!" "you're not getting this plane off the bridge." "Five." "Six..." "Kelly Robinson is down for the first time in his career!" " Can you continue?" " I'm okay." " Let's go." " All right." "Let's go." "Fight!" "Now it's gonna get messy." "It's time to go down." "And Mills is down!" " Now we're talking!" " Five." "come on!" " Six." "Seven." "Eight." "Nine." " He's not gonna make it." " Ten!" "You're out!" "It's over!" "Kelly Robinson is still the super middleweight champion of the world!" "Robinson foregoing his usual flamboyant victory lap." "He bolts the ring." "Alex." "You're tougher than I thought." "There's one thing that will always make a man talk." "Cutting my belt?" " Take off his pants." " Take off my pants?" "Hold it." "Wait a second." "take it easy." " What are you doing here?" " You turned on the eye thing so I had to come save your ass!" " I did?" "That's a huge gesture!" "That must mean you really love me." "Don't get this twisted." "I did this to secure my parade!" " No getting around it." "You love me." " This is for the parade!" " It's love!" " Parade!" " It's love!" " Parade!" " Love!" " Kelly Robinson Day parade!" "Move!" "I'm starting to regret this shit!" "Move!" "Move!" "Cover me!" "Go!" "Hold your fire!" "Hold your fire!" "Who the hell is this guy?" "It's Carlos." "I guess Mac sent him in as backup for us." "He's like a superspy." "the same as me." "Not a superspy." "He got a fly-ass ninja outfit and parachute." "We hanging from balloons and shit." "Gundars!" "Tell your men to put down their weapons." "It seems to be quite a trend tonight." "Down!" "the code before we all blow up." "That's what I'm doing." "I was on my way to do it." "I believe." "careful." "Rachel's a double agent!" "Alex." "Rachel." "you've been a bad girl." "Alex this James Bond is with Rachel." " Not now." "I got a hunch." "This guy is bad." "I can feel it right now." "not now." "Let me figure this out!" "How did big shot know she was bad?" "I got 45 seconds to figure out this logarithmic code or we'll all die because we'll blow up." "Why don't you stick to your perfume ads and leave the espionage to me?" "don't say that to him." "it's not perfume." "It's cologne." "Kelly!" "No!" "come on." "Here we go." " Code invalid." " Come on." "seventeen sixteen..." "Thirteen twelve eleven... seven." "Sequence aborted." "I got it." "I got it." "I don't." "Don't do it!" "Put that shit down." "Put the gun down right now." "Putting it down." "Okay?" "But I'm on your side." "I'm with BNS." "What do BNS stand for?" "Bitch that Need Slapping?" "I tried to make sure Carlos doesn't get to this computer." "Think I believe that?" "What's wrong with you?" " Hear her trying to flip the script?" " She's saying she's good?" "I gotta hear this." "This should be rich." "We've suspected Carlos was dirty for months." "Mac and me teamed up with him so we could nail him." " Why didn't they tell me?" " You know how this works." "It's all on a need-to-know basis." "You know that." "Mac didn't want you protecting me at the wrong time." "That's all Carlos would have needed." "He's jealous of us." " He is?" " Lf he knew how we felt..." "Go easy now." "Don't be creeping up and shit." "She got long legs." "Bitch is sneaky." "She'll kick you." "He's always known I wanted to work with you." " You wanted to work with me?" " Yeah." "like on a stakeout?" "Don't you know how I feel about you?" " That's bullshit." " My head's spinning." "I don't know..." " Can't deny it." "I feel the same..." " You dizzy from massive blood loss because the bitch stabbed you 15 minutes ago!" "I could have crippled him for life if I wanted to." " You've got full mobility in your leg?" " It doesn't feel that bad." "Son of a gun." "I had no idea." "Carlos was jealous of us?" "Enough." "I can't listen to this shit." "What's wrong with you?" "You booty-blinded right now." "just a cute piece of ass." "No." "She's telling the truth." "You don't understand the spy world." "There are agents." "and there are pseudo-double agents." "It's actually pretty standard stuff." "Y'all stabbing each other is standard?" "Yeah." "It's pretty standard." "Look out!" "I'm watching your ass." "you idiot!" "I'm on your side!" "I've had enough of this!" "There's Vitalis and shit all over... he was gonna kill me." "It was like looking in the eyes of the devil." "Where's Rachel?" "huh?" "She gone." "Didn't I tell you that bitch was bad?" "Why didn't you keep an eye on her?" " You said she was good!" " You can't listen to what I say." "I'm bleeding from a knife wound." "I'm delusional!" "You said yourself I'm booty-blind." "I'm blinded by ass." "but a minute ago..." "You two fools just let Rachel escape with Gundars' computer?" "That has all the passwords to his numbered accounts." "It's worth billions of dollars!" "Mac knew you would screw this up." "That's why he sent me..." "Worth billions of dollars. " You hear this guy?" "right?" "I don't know." "Everybody keeps flip-flopping around." "I can't keep it straight." "It's murky." " You said it was standard..." " I know what I said!" "huh?" "I see how it go." "I'm tying this guy up." "We tie everybody up." "That's the new rule." "baby." "and we got it!" "We got the plane." "We heroes." " You're right." "Let's go home." " Look at that." " You wanna see something cool?" " What?" "superspy shit!" "Let me see." "What you pressing?" " Just press that button." " Okay." " Invisible." " Invisible." "Gotta get that on my cars." "You know how clean my garage is gonna look?" "Visible." "Invisible." "Visible..." " Don't wear out the battery." " Let me have some fun." "why you acting...?" "Why you gotta be tripping?" "Why can't I play with it?" " You broke it." " I broke the shit?" "How I break it?" "you knock it out of my hand." "I broke it?" "You happy now?" "How will I explain this?" "I show up with the plane and a broken remote." "You think they're worried about the remote?" "There's dead bodies all over the roof." "You think they'll care about that?" "man!" " You're right." "Let's go." "huh?" " Maybe so." " I'll definitely get a parade behind this." "and I'm gonna fire this baby up." "And that is why they call it the Switchblade." "All right." "Ready for the ride of your life?" "let's do this." "Watch this." "Punch it!" "Got a little wrinkle." "Not to worry." "Kelly Robinson ain't supposed to go out like this!" "I'm supposed to die in the ring!" "you okay?" "Come here." "You okay?" "no!" "I ain't okay." "You just crashed my parade down into the river." "We had nozzle failure." "Then the thrust manifold went all haywire." "did you?" "Huh?" "This is perfect!" "I ain't a hero!" " What is that?" " This is my flotation device." " That's a bomb!" " What?" "That's a thermonuclear bomb." "then?" "it's okay." "It's not armed." "Can you imagine if this had gone off?" "This would have killed millions!" " And they didn't arm it?" " They didn't get a chance to." "You know why they didn't get a chance to?" "Because we stopped them!" "We stopped them." "Know what that means?" " I think so." " We heroes again!" "you're right." " Bet your pink ass I'm right!" "We're heroes again!" "Even without the plane." " We're heroes!" " This is the proof right here!" " This bomb." " I can't wait to call the president." "We gonna get the Congressional Medal of Honor and a parade!" "This will be fantastic." "Has my bank transfer come through?" "Ms. Tessio." "Where you going?" "You forgot your drink." "how are you?" " God!" " Came prepared this time." "Smart." "Where you going?" "Back up." "You thought you was gonna get away?" "Thought you was gonna make a fool out of Kelly Robinson?" "I'll tie your ass to the front of a float." "Alex?" "How about a stakeout in Greece for two weeks?" " Stakeout?" " Yeah." "Two weeks?" "Hey!" "The answer is still no." "I know." "I was just imagining for a second." "There's no harm in..." "You taking a long time." "Tell her no." "You getting lost in this." "No!" "no!" "bitch!" "Sorry." "The spell wore off." "I'm glad you guys got all the news coverage." " What's that mean?" " Always got to have the last word." "huh?" "news coverage?" "Ain't been no news..." "Is that Carlos?" " "Superspy hero thwarts... "" " Carlos was good." " We the ones that saved the day!" " Is this a parade?" "Yes!" "Look at the spectacle and the glitter and shit!" "That's my parade!" "He stole my parade!" " I don't know what to say." " I know what to say." "Bullshit!" "Bullshit!" "Bullshit!" "We gotta go to Washington and get debriefed." " I ain't going!" " I don't blame you." "I was looking forward to testing out the hover gel with you." " The whatsit gel?" " Hover." "It's a gelatinous hydrogen diphyoxide." "It's 12 times lighter than air." "You smear it all over your body and if you're in an oxygen-rich environment it allows you to float down to earth like a bird." "Like a jelly bird?" "Yeah." "That's the street name for it." ""Jelly Bird. " Exactly." "They have a couple on the transport plane." "and we float down like birds." "but..." "What we waiting on?" "Let's do this." "I'll do it!" "Float like a jelly bird?" "Let's go right now." "I used to always dream I'd be able to fly." " You serious?" " My grandma said I was a fool." "That's what made her punch me the first time!" "I told her and..." " Hold on." "Get some jelly on the plane and two parachutes." "" The End ""