"Your Majesty, please change your clothes" ""The daily life of Chien Lung:" "Clothing"" "The Five Elements Treasure coat" "Get lost" "Your Majesty..." "Your Majesty...you have to put it on" "I don't want to" "It's yellow again" "Why can't you make something in green for me" "Yellow (same sound as king) is king" "To rule the world as king, you have to put on it" "Put on the headdress" "It's so heavy" "Give me a lighter one" "Your Majesty, the heavier the better as it represents stability of the kingdom" "Set off" "Oh, going to the court again, I'm not going" "Your Majesty, you have to" "It's the same old guys everyday always the same faces" "I won't attend the court and I must have the meal" "Yes" "Put it all here" "Your Majesty, enjoy your meal" ""The daily life of Chien Lung:" "Food"" "The first course, shrimp roe shark's fin soup" "The second course, scallop and abalone" "The third course, pork chicken" "The fourth course" "Alright, no need to read it" "The fourth course is braised sea slug" "It's the same kind of food every day" "Abalone, sea slug, shark's fin, fish maw" "Disgusting" "Your Majesty, it's the rule handed down by ancestors" "The royal kitchen needs 1 5 catties of pork every day" "Twelve catties of lamb, seven chickens" "Six pairs of ducks, twelve catties of flour" "Also..." "Never mind, stop" "Your Majesty..." "Hurry..." "So hot" "Get me out of these clothes" "Yes" "Your Majesty, you'll catch a cold" "Put on the clothes for His Majesty" "You really have to follow me?" "Your Majesty, this is my duty" "Alright" "Come here" "Go over there" "Quick" "I guess two, you can't retreat" "Drink" "The emperor is coming, quick" "We deserve death" "Smells good" "I want to eat here" "Your Majesty, you can't" "Why?" "If they can why can't I?" "An emperor is an emperor and a slave is a slave" "If they're human, so am I" "I deserve death, Your Majesty is a child of god" "Rubbish" "What's this called?" "These are leftovers and they've been brought here as beggars' bowl" "Beggars' bowl" "Sounds good" "Get up..." "let's eat together" "It's a rule that the emperor can't eat with commoners" "Come, men" "Yes" "Throw these away" "Yes" "It's no fun being an emperor" "Throw them away" "Yes" ""The daily life of Chien Lung:" "Accommodation"" "Concubine Fu Er will be sleeping with the emperor" "Yes" "The emperor will change his clothes" "Yes" "Put on the light" "Yes" "Bring some sandalwood" "Yes" "Place it over there" "Here" "Careful" "Your Majesty, take care" "Take care of your health" "Take care of your health" "What a nuisance" ""The daily life of Chien Lung:" "Transportation"" "What's the matter?" "Which combination is better?" "This one" "Your Majesty is blessed with good fortune" "I'm done" "Lord Jin, what's with you?" "I'm bound to lose" "Your Majesty, you are blessed by the lucky stars" "Lord Jiang, two, three" "Lord Jin, two, three" "Lord Jang, two, three again" "I lose..." "How come I always win?" "No fun at all" "Your Majesty, you are well respected and unconquerable" "Bullshit, you are all bastards" "You're fooling me" "We won't dare to..." "Your Majesty, it's the wish of the Empress" "Then you are all loyal" "Since you are all so loyal you should be rewarded with some money" "Thank you Your Majesty" "Wait" "Swallow the banknote" "Yes" "This map was drawn by a Tang" "When Tang Ming Huang heard about Xi Shu he disguised himself as a commoner to tour around it" "Disguised as a commoner?" "If Tang Ming Huang could disguise as a commoner why can't I?" "Your Majesty" "I know what you're thinking" "You knew" "Travelling out of Forbidden City in a civilian guise is against the rule of the Chings" "Why can't I be like Tang Ming Huang?" "Get out..." "Who is he?" "Your Majesty..." "He's the tailor sent in by the empress" "Tailor" "Long live the emperor" "Ask him to leave" "Go...go" "Tailor" "Teacher Lau, go back and have some sleep" "Yes, your Majesty" "Jing An" "Yes" "Ask the tailor to come" "I want to make some new clothes" "Yes Your Majesty" ""The Royal Study"" "Kneel" "Your Majesty, the tailor is here" "Jing An, retreat no one should come in without my permission" "Yes Your Majesty" "Take off your clothes" "Your Majesty, you...want me to take off my clothes?" "Take them off" "Yes..." "Your pants too" "Why do you want me to take off my pants too?" "Hurry, take them off" "Master Jing" "His Majesty has never been like this before" "That's right, this tailor must be in luck" "Stop, what, you want that too?" "No..." "Jing An" "Yes" "Give fifty taels of silver to that tailor for me" "Yes" "Coming out..." "This is from the Emperor" ""To:" "Teacher Liu Yong"" "His Majesty has put on the treasure coat only and nothing else, I am really..." "Liu, inform the governor to give him secret protection" "Yes Sir" "Go" "Prime Minster, you..." ""Free Tea"" "Friend" "What?" "What happened?" "You don't look good, go home immediately otherwise you may get injured" "I have to go to work now" "I have to feed my family." "Bullshit" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine" "It's his fault, he says I..." "You reject honest advice, and can't escape calamity" "I told you to go home and you didn't believe in me" "Mister, you foretell things so accurately" "Of course." "Success and failure have been destined" "Mister, you have a noble look" "What's your name please?" "Me?" "My name is Kao" "I'm a silk trader in Beijing" "You're gifted with good luck and will never be in want" "Gifted, how's that?" "It's destiny" "Do you believe in fate?" "It's mystical" "Please advise me" "Mr. Ma, what's his destiny?" "Good" "A man who sways is a man with little luck" "Look at this man" "His voice is coarse and his head is low with half closed eyes" "He won't even see if money falls under his feet" "I've only got this money for my trip" "Let's try and see if he really won't pick up the money" "Alright" "Oh my god" "You have to believe it now" "I'm sorry" "Men are destined to have what they have" "Goodbye" "Boon Sin, how about this one?" "He's strong and walks with big steps" "He will come across some unexpected windfall" "You can hide your money anywhere yet he'll surely will find it" "Let me try" "Will I lose this money?" "The money god is pulling his legs" "Shit, I've got stomach ache" "Look at him" "Shit, I haven't got any tissue paper" "There's silver..." "How mystical, you have to believe it" "Although you have a noble look but your forehead has a dark ring so you will be imprisoned as a slave" "Alright, see you later" "I am in a royal position, how could I be in jail?" ""Southern city street"" "Brother, what's this?" "Snail" "Are they edible?" "Of course" "How?" "That's easy, just put them in your mouth and swallow them" "Get it, dummy" "You really drive me nuts" "How come you are so dumb?" "How can you eat things like that?" "Come, let's go and play" "Brother, what's this?" "Jelly" "What about this?" "This is sweet" "Give me a bowl" "Master Jiu, long time no see, how are you?" "Give me more syrup" "Alright..." "Master Jiu" "Alright" "Not paying at all" "One bowl" "One bowl" "More syrup..." "More syrup..." "More syrup" "Good business today" "Does it taste good?" "Thank you, one cent" "Master, you haven't paid yet?" "Do I have to pay?" "How can you not pay?" "Don't take advantage of me" "I didn't pay for anything on my way just now I had some snails  I didn't have to pay, too" "Why do you ask me for money?" "Brother, I'm doing business here" "If you don't pay how can I feed my family?" "How come that guy didn't pay for the food either?" "He's different" "Why?" "How can you compare yourself with him" "He's an official, we have to flatter him" "That's why people like them never pay for their food" "Never?" "By whose order" "Of course, it's by the order of the Emperor Chien Lung" "Emperor Chien Lung's order?" "I never gave out such an order" "You want to be an Emperor too" "Look at yourself carefully" "Stop uttering nonsense and pay up" "How much then?" "You really don't know?" "You're still pretending" "Alright, I'll cut you a deal, five cents only" "That's cheap" "I'll pay you five taels of silver" "Five taels of silver?" "I'll write you a note for collection" "Where should I go to collect?" "Go to the magistrate at Nan An" "What a joke!" "I could collect money because of a note" "What are you doing here?" "Speak" "I want to see the magistrate" "What for?" "To collect money" "What money?" "For buying 'jelly'" "Jelly money?" "I ate his bowl of jelly, and he's here to collect" "I must teach him a lesson" "Do you know the rules?" "Are there rules for collecting money?" "Of course" "Do you know the magistrate's surname?" "No..." "It's Leung same sound as 'jelly'" "You have insulted him" "He'll spank you thirty times" "Oh, I...what should I say?" "I'll think of a plan for you" "Jelly...isn't that black in colour?" "Yes..." "You can say you're here to collect 'black money'" "Black money'" "Master..." "What's the matter?" "Someone outside wants top collect 'black money' from you" "Collect 'black money' from me?" "What a nerve" "Only I collect that from others" "Who dares to collect from me?" "It's true, master" "Damn you, court" "Yes..." "Go out first" "Court" "What are you collecting?" "'Black money' your honour" "What a nerve" "Beat him up" "You bastard" "Okay, you carry on with your business here" "Alright" "What's wrong?" "Sit tight..." "It's painful" "I'll go first" "Thanks" "A bowl of jelly, more sugar please" "Sugar, go to hell" "You eat but don't pay causing him to be spanked thirty times" "You still want to beat him up, how outrageous" "I caused him harm" "Did you think you are the emperor?" "so you could collect money with a note" "Couldn't he collect?" "Of course not" "I don't believe it, a mere junior official yet he dares to be so outrageous" "Take me to him" "Chan, what money are you collecting this time?" "Money for the jelly" "Collecting money again" "Master, beat him up" "Beat him up" "Wait" "Who dares to beat me up?" "Kneel..." "Master, what's happening?" "Master..." "Throw him in jail" "Shut up..." "Go in" "You lot are too much" "Ma Boon Sin is damn good;" "good enough to predict my imprisonment disaster" "Fat jelly peddler" "Fatty" "Don't take too long" "Your mom asked me to bring this to you to eat" "How is she?" "She's well, eat" "Can your friend help me?" "What's up?" "I want you to go and see the governor" "You want him to get beaten up again?" "Do you want to get out?" "Of course" "Then would you do me a favour?" "I'll do anything to get fatty out" "Alright" "Obey the orders of Gao Tin Chi" "Who's Gao Tin Chi?" "I don't know" "Where is he now?" "He's been thrown in jail" "In jail?" "Fatty, your friend carried this letter for me" "I believe we'll have news soon" "He's gone for so long" "I fear he might have already been spanked many times" "The governor will look for Gao Tin Chi in a while" "You say you are Gao?" "What?" "Hey, who is Gao Tin Chi?" "I am" "I am ordered by His Majesty to welcome Mr. Gao Tin Chi" "That's me" "What can I do for you?" "Well..." "Release the prisoner..." "Release the prisoner" "Who?" "All of them" "All of them" "Release" "Release all of them" "Go, everyone can go free..." "You've done right" "Of course, listening to you was a right thing to do" "Please" "Over there" "Here" "Don't be afraid, please sit" "Okay" "He's not a senior official" "He is the fatty who sells jelly" "That's precisely him" "Don't be afraid..." "Insolence, slap your own mouth" "Yes" "Sir, please..." "This is great, good..." "Master Gao" "Calling me?" "What should we do with him?" "Do with him?" "No" "I meant how should we punish him" "Ask him to...sell jelly" ""Bastard's Jelly"" "Jelly" "Grab him, you can't escape" "Come back" "See if you dare to make a mess again" "Let him go" "Damn" "Beat him up" "Oh, let's go" "Don't run if you have guts" "Hey, guys" "Friend, it seems you know magic the sword has been bent for stabbing you" "What's your name?" "Chau Yi Qing everyone calls me "prince" Qing" "Prince" "Everyone says the fung shui of my dad's grave is good there'll be a prince some day that's why I'm called "prince" Qing" "If I become a prince one day" "I'll promote you" ""Restaurante Delish"" "Have you eaten?" "Not yet" "I'll take you for a meal, how's that?" "Friend, are you full?" "I have never tasted such delicious game" "Game" "Do you know how much this meal costs?" "How much?" "Two taels of silver and three coins" "Two taels of silver and three coins." "Not expensive" "Not expensive?" "I'd have taken you for abalone, shark fin  fish maw so you'll have a new experience" "Abalone, shark fin and fish maw" "No need, I'm fed up with those things" "Well, you arrogant" "Alright then, this meal amounts to two fifty including tips, you can pay for it" "I have to pay?" "I thought you were taking me for a meal" "Right" "I said I'll take you here for a meal but I didn't say for a free meal" "The law forbids not paying for a meal" "The law?" "Of course you have to pay even if you were the emperor if everyone has free meals the world would be chaotic then even the emperor would be frightened away" "You should pay..." "But the money I brought had been taken away" "This fool is smart" "Right, let me think of something and have fun with him" "I must have eaten too much" "Some tea would make me feel better" "Tea is useless" "Some white vinegar would help digestion" "Waiter, do you have any white vinegar?" "Yes, I'll get it" "No need, take care of him" "I'll get it myself" "Boss, do you have any good vinegar that's free?" "Give me some" "You want it free and good" "Here's a free dish for you" "Boss, if somebody ate and didn't pay what would you do with him?" "It depends on who it is, if it were you" "I'll beat you till you throw it all up" "Not me, him" "It's good business here, right?" "Not bad" "It can't be" "He seems to be such a gentleman it can't be" "Better if it's not" "Oh, I've wet your clothes" "Sorry..." "Take off the clothes and I'll dry them up" "Waiter, this gentleman's clothes have become wet" "Dry them up for him" "Look, up here too" "Hurry" "Done" "For fifty cents" "Deal" "One worn out quilted jacket, fifty cents" "Come over" "Friend, how much do you want?" "Whatever" "Fifty taels of silver?" "Yes...fifty taels of silver" "Fifty taels of silver for a wornout silk vest" "Wait" "What do you mean?" "Fifty taels of silver for a worn out silk vest?" "Are you insane?" "Boss, this is a treasure coat" "Treasure coat?" "Don't speak so loud" "This is a treasure coat" "Let's go and talk inside" "Write up as fifty taels of silver" "Come to my place tonight" "This is called golden pearl which means weapon-proofed" "This one is wooden pearl" "If you wear it you won't get hurt even if beaten by wooden stick" "And this one is...water pearl" "You won't get drowned if you fall into the water" "That's right" "You think I am a fool?" "I know better than you do" "Boss, you don't believe it, do you?" "You can try" "How?" "Here's a hammer" "If this golden pearl is weapon-proofed" "Strike it with the hammer" "Try it now if you don't believe me" "Just strike it" "That's right" "Second uncle, we've decided to switch it" "Please bless me and wish me luck" "So that I get a good hand" "I'll surely win" "Prince Qing, you escaped death just now and you dare to come back to bet again" "Brother, I owe you ten taels of silver just now" "I've come on purpose to give them back to you" "I never owe anyone anything you don't have to beat me up" "Prince Qing, you are honourable" "Shall we bet again?" "Sorry..." "Everybody, please excuse" "Sorry..." "Place your bet" "Ma Boon Sin, you're damn right you said I'll be in jail and that I've to cut firewood" "Even an Emperor has to cut firewood when in rotten luck" "Alright, I'll make you lose your reputation" "Friend, you can give me back my vest" "Your worn out silk vest" "What?" "My worn out vest" "It's written here" "One worn-out silk vest" "Take it, and redeem it yourself" "Don't go" "Let go" "Except for my late father no one dares to insult me by pulling my braid." "Let go" "I don't care you must give me back my vest" "Don't provoke me" "Don't push me" "You want to fight?" "You are too unreasonable" "It's a waste of time reasoning with a dummy like you" "Alright, if you win" "Then what?" "I'll give that vest to you" "Deal" "What if you are not lucky enough and lose the fight?" "If I lose you'll be my father" "I'll be your foster son, how about that?" "Follow me" "Rise" "Let go" "You should keep your promise" "What have I promised you?" "You said if you lose you'd be my foster son" "Alright, let go of me" "Alright" "Go and redeem the vest for me immediately" "What?" "How can I do that without money?" "No money?" "Please bless me." "It all depends on you" "Forty taels of silver" "Win" "Three" "What's the matter with the tiles?" "Even...odd..." "I'm finished this time" "Big...big" "Damn it" "I'll surely lose with this combination!" "Are the tiles no good?" "I don't think so" "Are you here to cheer me or to dishearten me?" "What do you mean?" "I want half, how's that?" "I've bet forty taels of silver this time" "Count me in for twenty" "Is this true?" "Yes" "Hear that, everybody?" "Set up your tiles" "Hurry" "Head, tail" "Open" "The banker is 8, 4  9" "Nine and ten" "You win" "The game's over" "Collect the money, friend" "Let's play again" "Here's my everything for the bet" "Are you...sure win?" "Sure" "I'm afraid, I..." "What are you afraid of?" "Place your bet...win" "Six" "Your turn" "Oh my god" "Fatty, why are you afraid of winning money?" "Why not?" "With these tiles what do you have to fear?" "Want to have a look?" "I don't dare to" "Never mind" "The tiles are stacked." "Open" "Coming" "Banker is 5  9, 3  5" "The head is 6 points the tail is 2  3 points" "Win one and lose two" "This is mine" "I'm here to redeem my treasure coat" "Calculate the interest in whatever way you want" "What?" "He who redeems a pawned article is above everyone" "That's right" "Hurry" "Wait" "Ah Lian" "What is it?" "Go ask the boss and see if the coat is ready" "Ask the boss?" "Okay..." "Go..." "All condiments add up to 4  half silver taels" "Boss...that guy wants to redeem..." "Okay, let him redeem it" "Redeem the treasure coat" "Second uncle told me to ask you if that coat is finished" "Still making it" "It's you, Ah Lian" "Mistress" "He asked me to come in...to get that coat" "It's done" "Come to my place tonight" "What about that old guy?" "It's elder's turn" "Godpa, it's done" "Godpa, I've been thinking about the fung shui of my late father's grave" "It's not as good as your ancestors'" "What makes you think that?" "Before I became your foster son" "Whenever I cheated at the gambling house" "I would be caught and beaten up by them" "But this time, it's different" "Everything went so smoothly and I've got sixty taels of silver" "Not only could I redeem the vest" "I still have four taels of silver left" "Let's go and eat" "Alright" ""Yummy snack shop"" "Why here?" "You like eating game" "That's why I've brought you here" "Ah Fok, is the "san liu" (dog meat) bun ready yet?" "Almost" "Give me six buns" "Six...okay" "San liu bun?" "Why are they so called?" "It's something magnificent" "If Emperor Chien Lung tried this he'd think of moving his whole palace here" "It's said that if you have eaten the "san liu" bun even the whores are afraid of you" "Shit" "They must be here to kill me" "Don't be afraid" "If you put on my treasure coat you would surely win in your fight with them" "Does it really work?" "Don't you remember that last time their knife became crooked?" "Put in on" "That's right" "Go" "Prince Qing, you have guts" "How dare you cheat at my gambling house" "Take him away" "Don't move" "If you spoiled Ah Fok's "san liu" bun, can you afford to compensate it?" "Beat him" "Slow down, wait till I button this up" "Come" "Godpa, how come your dress doesn't work?" "You dare to cheat at my place" "Break his hands" "Bull shit" "Go" "Hurry" "Yi Qing, are you alright?" "I'm fine" "Godpa, your coat is missing a pearl" "Which one?" "Needs a good beating!" "It's the boss of that pawn shop who has caused you to be beaten up" "He must have switched my 5 pearls" "Oh, they've been switched" "Brother, how much do you want?" "Five hundred taels of silver" "Oh, five hundred?" "This is copper not gold" "My friend, you are no expert" "Look carefully" "This is a treasure basin" "Brother, don't mess around in here" "Go away" "This is my heirloom" "You don't know what you are losing" "What do you call this?" "Treasure basin, my heirloom" "Boss, don't listen to him" "That's right." "Don't fall into his trap" "You know nothing" "Friend, come and have a seat inside" "Don't hold me up for too long" "Won't be too long" "Ah Lian, open the side door" "Come in" "As long as you put treasure in this basin it will increase two-fold the next morning" "Five will become ten" "Oh, become ten" "Is that true?" "Why should I cheat you, I'm not selling it to you if you don't believe it" "I can lend it to you for a night" "I'll come and get it back early next morning" "You'll lend it to me?" "Yes" "Do I have to pay?" "You were watching her just now, I didn't ask you to pay" "What?" "Do I have to pay just to watch her?" "Of course" "Alright, lend it to me for a night" "Okay" "It's a fair deal" "Do you have two pee pots?" "Yes, one in each room" "Alright, take them out and put the basin on top of them" "Put your treasures in the basin and cover it up" "You must keep a close watch on it" "At dawn, it will increase two-fold" "It will increase two-fold at dawn?" "Shit" "Could the boss know of my affair with the mistress so he's guarding the door?" "What are we going to do?" "Ah Lian, don't come in through the door come through the window" "Hurry" "Why are you sneezing the whole night?" "Left eye twitches..." "Magpie sings" "Why is the birdie chirping endlessly tonight?" "Must be bothered by a ghost" "I can't hold it anymore" "I've got it..." "What's the matter?" "Master, what happened?" "I've gathered treasure" "Number one, come and look" "I've got ten treasure pearls" "Really?" "That's great" "What are you doing?" "Number two, I've got ten treasure pearls" "Good, you're lucky" "Damn" "Who is it...?" "Must be that kid wanting to get his treasure basin" "Number two, open the door" "Hey, don't go" "Why?" "Don't go if that kid sees you he'll stare at you" "Number one, open the door" "No problem" "Number two" "What?" "How much money do you still have in your room?" "No cash, but some bills worth a few thousand" "Good" "Go in" "Alright" "Go in quickly" "Friend, stop looking or I'll discuss money with you" "You're a real miser even just looking costs money" "Alright, I'll be as ruthless as you" "Give me back the basin" "Friend, let's talk sell me the basin" "Okay, ten thousand taels of silver not a cent less" "Friend, you're too greedy you want to get rich so quickly" "Can you give me a discount?" "No" "Really?" "Good" "It's a deal then" "Ten thousand taels of silver" "These bills are legal tender everywhere" "I said 1 0,000 taels of silver, here're only 5,000" "It' a fair deal" "You've watched her back just now so it costs you five thousand taels of silver" "What?" "Just looking at her back costs 5000 taels of silver" "If I looked at her whole body, what would you charge?" "If that's the case then here's how I'll calculate the charges" "6 and 6..." "Is 36, 6..." "Six (same sound as green, meaning cuckold) your head your hat is green (cuckold)" "No problem" "Godpa, rest here for a while" "Alright" "Have some water" "Thanks" "You have some too" "Yi Qing, someone is following us" "Really?" "See where you can run to?" "Come down quickly" "Yi Qing, stop" "Get up, fear not" "Get it back to you" "Lady, how did you end up here?" "The local magistrate is forcing girl to be the wife of the river god" "I don't want to sacrifice my life for nothing" "That's why..." "I've hidden myself in the mountain" "The river god" "The village is frequently plagued by floods so the magistrate's mistress invited a witch" "Why is it that we've got only 4,000 taels this year?" "The amount is getting smaller" "Madam Ping, Priest you take less" "We agreed to split the money seventy thirty" "How can that be?" "Why not?" "What do you mean?" "How dare you bargain with me" "If it were not for second mistress' story about river god getting married so that you could disguise as a witch and the priest and throw the girl into the river to extort money" "How do you think you would have the money?" "One more word, and you'd get nothing" "Hear that?" "Yes" "If it were not for second mistress we would be starving not to mention splitting the money" "Take it" "You'd better understand that" "Send the bridal sedan for the bride" "Yes..." "Mother" "Don't cry" "Mother" "They've sent the bride's headdress over" "At a quarter past noon they'll have to throw my daughter into the river" "Sir, please help us" "Alright, I'll go to the magistrate" "Miss, don't worry, you will be alright" "Thank you" "I'm going too" "Yi Qing, you are smart" "I can do anything" "Alright" "You'll go to meet the river god at a quarter past noon" "I'll go...to meet the river god" "Report" "Someone by the name of Gao Tin Chi wants to see you" "What does he want?" "He said he's a relative of second mistress" "Relative" "What relative?" "I have too many but I don't know which one" "Please ask him to come in" "Please" "Who are you?" "I'm Gao Tin Chi, student of Liu Yong" "So you are the student of Prime Minister Liu" "What's your official rank?" "Inspector-general" "See" "All my relatives are important people" "Yes, have a seat please" "Inspector-general" "I can't remember" "Are you a relative from my father's side or mother's?" "I am your uncle" "Doesn't look like it" "Yes..." "You look more like my cousin" "Cousin..." "Have a seat please..." "Have a seat please..." "Please" "Come men, bring some tea" "Master, since my uncle is here tell him what you want him to do for you" "Yes..." "Does he treat you well?" "He's always bullying me" "He likes womanizing, and doesn't care about him" "What do you think I should do?" "If you want a promotion, you must be good to her" "I will..." "Look" "The royal seal of Chien Lung" "Whatever I write down here you'll get it" "Really?" "Wait" "I can't give it to you now" "I must know for sure that you are good to her before I give this to you" "I will" "Strike the gong" "Bow" "The river god is here" "The river god is here for the bride" "Send for the priest" "Look" "The priest will turn into the river god later" "Calling the spirits" "Request the river god to show his power" "Come back to me again on 6th of June next year" "Yes sir" "Is that spiritual go-between that powerful?" "Yes" "She said that she's a regular at the river god's palace" "Even that priest is a vip guest of the river god" ""River God getting married"" "It's a quarter past noon" "Send the bride to the river" "I don't want to..." "Wait" "He can't be the river god's wife" "Mind your own business" "He's not a girl not even a woman" "In-laws" "Don't interrupt our service" "You are a spiritual go-between" "You have the right to check him out" "Let go..." "He's not a woman" "Go and check him out" "I will" "Hey, are you Su Ming Ju?" "Of course I am" "Don't be like this" "He's a man" "A man?" "Everybody, we shouldn't blaspheme the gods" "We want to ask the river god to change the date of the wedding" "No" "This day picked by the river god is a lucky day" "If it's changed, there will be great disaster" "Everybody..." "One must be honest as an official, uprightasaman" "We can't treat a man as a woman" "Twisting the fact" "That's right..." "Why don't we ask the spiritual go-between to say some good words for us to the river god" "Yes, we shouldn't distort the fact" "No" "I can't talk to the river god" "Didn't you say you could chat with him?" "Please go to his palace for once" "No, I am not going" "Please, for our sake" "I am not going..." "Priest, you can't go yet" "Your spiritual power is so great" "The spiritual go-between won't let you go" "We'd better stay here and wait for his good news" "Sit down" "Alright..." "Thanks for helping me out" "Come over..." "You'd better jump down with her" "How can you refuse to go?" "How can you refuse to go?" "The magistrate will lose face" "That's right" "No..." "I can't swim" "That's your business" "You can't swim" "No" "Everybody, look" "This is evidence" "Pardon Sir" ""This corrupted officer should be executed"" "By the order of His Majesty" "Receive the imperial decree" "Come men" "Yes" "Take him out and behead him" "Yes" "Sir, for what?" "Pardon Sir" "Bow..." "Why didn't you bow?" "Hurry, bow..." "Did you hear that?" "Bow" "Brother, going in  out of that memorial arch why do they bow?" "Can't you see the signs?" "Bow..." "Who initiated this?" "There was once a general who fought with the Ching ancestors and made great achievements" "Brother, I've got it" "Ancestor king awarded him the words of 'pay respects going in and out' in appreciation of his achievements" "Give way..." "What is it?" "Brother" "Nine Thousand Years of Age is here" "Your Lordship?" "He's the son of the general" "It's like a royal tour" "Just like an Emperor" "This is ridiculous" "The Emperor is known as "Ten Thousand Years of Age"" "He called himself "Nine Thousand Years of Age"" "It's getting close to ten thousand" "Don't you think so?" "He turns the whore house down the street into his palace" "He even wants to crown two whores as his concubines" "If he crowned my favorite whore as the concubine" "His Majesty will be wearing my old shoes" "Your Lordship" "Please have a seat inside" "Please..." "Godpa" "He's so magnificent" "Yi Qing" "Give me the cheque inside the bag" "What do you want that for?" "I want to get some change" "How can you take away so many pieces of silver?" "I'm not taking them away" "I want to give them to the people" "Distribute to them" "Thank you Your Lordship" "I want the two in the middle" "Yi Tsu, Siao Gung" "Come and serve His Lordship" "Your Lordship" "Greetings to Your Lordship" "What's your name?" "Your Lordship, and her too" "Come here also" "Hurry and go over" "Your Lordship" "Madam Si" "What are you doing here?" "Get water for a bath" "Go back" "Who's she?" "She...she is dummy" "Your Lordship" "There's a lunatic outside distributing money to people" "Everybody says he's richer than you" "Damn it" "Councilor Mao" "Your Lordship" "Go and see who he is" "Alright" "Why are you distributing money?" "What?" "Is this unlawful?" "Ask him if he still has any?" "Go" "Our Lord wants to see you" "Good" "I really want to meet him" "Go in" "You'll be my concubine of the Eastern Palace," "What about me?" "You'll be the concubine of the Western Palace" "Your Lordship" "I've brought in the man who was distributing money in the street just now" "Who's he?" "He's Gao Tin Chi" "He has business at the capital" "This is Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age" "Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age" "Almost Lord Ten Thousand Years of Age" "He's not qualified for that" "You're much better than he is" "Of course" "Everybody calls me "prince" Qing" "According to seniority" "I should be nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine" "Councilor Mao" "Your Lordship, what's the matter?" "He has a delicate and fair look" "Delicate, fair" "Have some tea..." "Give her twenty taels of silver" "Oh, twenty taels of silver" "Say 'thank you'" "Thank you" "Thank you..." "Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age" "let's bet with him" "Thank you" "Our lord wants to bet with you" "Bet on what?" "Man" "Godpa" "You're going to have one more foster son" "Kid, we bet on you" "If you lose this kid will be given to our lord" "How about that?" "How can that be?" "Don't worry" "If your lord loses" "Then what?" "If I lose all my concubines including those of the east and west palaces will serve you for a night" "Don't worry, I won't lose..." "If you lose" "I want you to serve me for one night" "I serve you for the whole night" "I...what am I going to do?" "Don't be afraid, bet with him" "Are you confident you'll win?" "Absolutely" "Alright, let's bet" "Let's make this clear" "We'll bet on points the one with the most number of points wins" "Right..." "Our lordship will be the house" "Wait" "What if we have the same number of points?" "In that case the house wins" "That's not fair" "Begin" "Wait" "Your Lordship" "I don't want to be concubine for free" "Come, Your Lordship" "Give me the dice" "I'll bring you luck" "I rub it... and here comes good luck" "Take it" "Eighteen" "Better run" "Don't go, come" "Watch me" "What's the point of watching?" "Even if you've got three sixes, you'll lose" "The house will eat you up" "That's right, it may not be three sixes" "That will be even worse." "Bound to lose" "Godpa, save your breath" "That's right, you're bound to lose" "You didn't say I can't play" "I want to rub it like that lady did" "Like this... and there comes good luck" "Miss, watch carefully" "Seven" "How can that be?" "What's going on?" "How can it be nineteen?" "What's happening?" "Come and serve me tonight" "Betting with his life" "Our lord has lost tonight" "Really?" "I'll be an eunuch tonight" "Madam" "What's the matter?" "The lord is at the Chang Chun brothel" "Really?" "Yes" "Nonsense" "This bastard made a whore his concubine instead of me" "I'll have to take a look" "Alright" "Look at me" "I am Lord Nine Thousand Years of Age now I've become a bastard" "Your Lordship" "Don't lose your temper" "The hell I won't" "I'll take measures to get even for you" "Really?" "Yes" "Tortoise Lin" "Yes" "How are you getting on with that matter" "I asked you to take care of?" "It's been taken care of" "Where's the snake?" "Inside" "Look" "Okay" "Your Lordship, don't be afraid if you want to win you must do this" "Hold it" "You have to bear it this pee pot is to be presented to that bastard" "You understand this..." "Yes..." "Wait" "What are you two standing there for?" "The emperor is selecting his concubine come over here" "Must everyone girl in Chang Chun brothel..." "Your Lordship" "Not everyone he will select only one on the basin" "Why must the concubine be selected in such a way?" "You never mentioned there was such a rule" "What would you know?" "My godpa has seen many things, naturally it's different" "Look, he asked me to dress up like this" "You look like a chief eunuch" "Right, a chief eunuch" "You two must do as I say" "Godpa, do I look the part?" "You play the part well on what I taught" "There is however something lacking" "Why don't you kneel in front of the emperor?" "Your Majesty" "You have to kneel too..." "I am kneeling" "Arise..." "Thank you, Your Majesty" "Give me the name list" "What for?" "Hand over the name list" "Hand it over quickly, do you hear that?" "Kneel, hold it higher up" "Godpa, I am doing everything you've told me" "These seven are the most beautiful" "Pick one" "Good" "What's her name?" "Yi Tsu" "Who's Yi Tsu?" "Where's Yi Tsu?" "I quit" "Never mind, just keep quiet" "Who's Yi Tsu?" "No answer?" "Chief, Yi Tsu is outside" "I bring her in" "No need to, I can do it myself" "Godpa, we'll go out first and bring Yi Tsu in" "That's not a bad idea" "Go out..." "You two follow me" "Come" "Take a rest here" "We have to serve His Majesty here" "Where's your concubine of the east palace?" "You can't leave tonight" "You have to serve His Majesty" "I am kind enough to chat with your concubine" "You..." "I served him all night and now Yi Tsu has left with him" "I cannot take this" "Don't be angry, I've an idea" "What idea?" "They are nothing but bad ideas" "Your Lordship, listen to me" "That bastard can't tell who's Yi Tsu and who's Siao Gung" "I'll fix him for you" "Trust me just this time" "Aunty Bai..." "What is it?" "Where's sister dummy?" "I've locked her up in the storeroom" "In the storeroom" "That's good, bring me to her immediately" "Alright" "What is it?" "Speak" "Alright..." "I'll tell you" "Our Lord has his eyes on you" "That's right" "He said you are very beautiful so he asked us especially..." "Aunty Bai bring a red blanket over" "I want to wrap her in it and bring her to the lord" "Alright" "Hey...why are you wrapping me up?" "It's because according to the rule all concubines who sleep with the lord have to be wrapped up in a red blanket" "Then you'll take off all your clothes and hold this" "Pee pot" "You are not stupid at all" "I'll wrap you up then and bring you in" "When I kick you come out and go to bed and take off his Lordship's..." "I understand" "You are smart" "Sire, what are you looking at?" "You are a good-for-nothing councilor" "Look, my concubine has been..." "A concubine like her can be found in every whore house" "Your Lordship" "I'll bring you to the Bai Fa brothel tomorrow night then having fun with his empresses" "You two should be serving His Majesty" "What are you standing here for?" "You..." "I...what" "I've paid" "That's right..." "You've paid" "Be patient" "Chief" "We'd like to have Chief go for a check up" "Check up" "According to the rule, it should be you" "How can I when I'm being wrapped up?" "This is a whore house, not a palace no need to be too thorough" "You've a good bargain, kid" "You think I am willing to do it" "Do I really need to check it?" "Of course" "Don't move" "Chief, are you done yet?" "Okay, take her out" "Alright" "Give me a hand" "Come to help" "Enough" "Bring her in" "Put it here" "Godpa, I've taken Yi Tsu in" "Alright" "You all go out" "Out...out" "Wait" "There's a lock here" "I'll use it to lock them up" "Why?" "That bastard won't be able to leave if they are all locked up" "Lock it..." "What about the key?" "What do we still want it for?" "Throw it away" "He's on her now" "What he's doing?" "Guess?" "My lord of Nine Thousand Years of Age" "Councilor Mao" "Isn't she sister dummy?" "Councilor Mao" "My lord of Nine Thousand Years of Age" "Didn't you ask me to keep his lordship company?" "Who's inside?" "Who's wrapped inside the red blanket?" "I've just taken off my clothes and crawled in then there was a woman who came in through the window" "She said she's your wife" "My wife?" "Really?" "Yes" "She hit me and I passed out" "That's bad" "The key...give me the key" "Key" "You've thrown it into the pond" "That's bad" "Get down and pick it up" "Hurry...hurry and get down" "That's easy" "Don't worry, I'll look retrieve it for you" "It's cold here" "I'm afraid, I don't dare to go down" "Councilor Mao" "I bathe there every day" "It's not cold at all, get in" "You're not afraid but I am" "I don't dare to go in" "It is cold here" "Councilor Mao, you go" "What is it, are you alright?" "Your Lordship you left me" "I can't hold it" "What's the matter?" "Hold..." "Hold what?" "I can't hold my pee" "Pee" "Go and get that..." "Pee pot, right?" "I'll go and get it" "Hurry" "Ah Lian, watch him, I'm leaving" "Okay" "Here" "Yi Qing, move that plaque away" "Move it away" "This is against the law" "It's not against the law if I tell you to do so" "Really?" "Of course" "Where should I put it?" "Over there" "I got it..." ""Chui Kung"" ""Toilet"" "Friend, from now on you can use this" "It's called 'Chui Kung'" "Let's go" "Not only has Emperor Chien Lung made fun of that bully and Councilor Mao he has also put the plaque bestowed to them by the late Emperor at the door of the toilet" "Going to toilet to be known as 'Chui Kung' now on" "It's one of 'Adventures of Chien Lung' anecdotes" "This is fairly high" "Godpa, what's this place?" "The palace" "That side is the royal garden" "Palace" "Why are we here?" "To promote you as the foster prince" "Foster prince" "Don't scare me" "Get down" "Come, follow me" "Godpa, if we are caught, we will be beheaded" "You will be alright as long as you are with me" "I understand" "You must have given away all your money and want to get back some" "Godpa, someone is coming" "Someone over there" "Don't be afraid" "If caught, we'll be beheaded" "If you don't go, I'll go" "Yi Qing..." "Who are you?" "I am the Emperor" "Damn, you pose yourself as the Emperor, arrest him" "Nincompoops" "Yi Qing..." "Look that way" "Don't go in, this is a forbidden place for men" "Let's go" "Sleep early" "So tired" "It's a busy day" "Who is it?" "This lazy bitch has been resting here so early" "like a dead pig..." "I thought she had fun with the eunuch at the back" "She doesn't like you" "You think you're good" "Alright, stop quarrelling, go to sleep" "Yu Jin, get up" "Get up, how can you be so lazy?" "Lazy till death" "Stop squabbling" "Alright, get changed" "Stop pushing" "Don't let him run" "There is a man" "Don't let him go." "Catch him" "See where you'll run." "Catch him" "I've took your bag, see where you can run" "Don't run" "Chase" ""Castration room"" "Let me go...no..." "I don't want to be an eunuch" "Let go of me..." "Ready?" "Ready" "Begin" "No" "I beg you please" "I don't want to be an eunuch" "No, I don't want to..." "Let me go, I don't want to" "Please, let me go" "I don't want to be an eunuch" "No..." "I don't want to be an eunuch" "Is the medication ready yet?" "Yes" "Towel?" "Yes" "Do it" "Yes" "What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "Bring him to Gong Gong (great uncle)" "Gong Gong, this guy has not yet been castrated" "Where are you from?" "I...just came here" "Have you cleansed yourself yet?" "Cleansed myself?" "I took a bath last night" "Not yet today" "Check it" "Yes" "Tide him up" "Yi Qing" "Yi Qing" "Let me go" "Let me go" "Let him go" "Godpa, help me" "Godpa, ask them to let me go" "Let him go..." "Who are you?" "Don't you dare to be arrogant" "Have you seen me before?" "I've been working here for decades" "I've seen everyone except His Majesty" "No wonder." "I am the Emperor" "How dare you pose yourself as the Emperor" "Come men, arrest him" "Go..." "Stand still, catch him" "Don't let him run" "Godpa, be careful" "Catch him..." "Tastes good?" "Yi Qing, don't go" "Yi Qing" "Your Majesty" "Your Majesty, you are back?" "Send some men to look for Yi Qing" "Yes" "Chase" "Yes" "Here, chase..." "Stand still...over there" "Stand still...hurry" "I'd better run" "Come down" "Yi Qing, did you say you want to be a prince?" "Luckily my precious part is still here and hasn't been cut off" "His Majesty, he's left" "Should we chase him?" "In life you ultimately get what you're destined to get"