"I know." "You've told me a million times." "But would you go to bed with a perfect stranger?" "I'm not crazy!" "It depends on who he is and what's in it for me." "Because you've never been in love." "Oh no?" "I'm forever falling in love." "Sometimes even two, three times a day." "I like men." "And I don't." "Martina, there are two kinds of men." "Rich ones, and ugly ones." "There are also very ugly rich ones." "Less handsome, maybe, but fascinating." "Sure, but if a guy's ugly, he's ugly." "Handsome ... ugly ... it depends." "It's all relative." "If a guy is cross-eyed, has floppy ears   and a huge nose ..." "... then what's relative?" "If he's rich, you say he has an important nose   and bewitching eyes." "As for the floppy ears   really, Martina, if he's rich   forget his ears!" "Would you let him get away?" "Yes!" "I should be interested in the first rich guy I meet   but I just can't." "I can't imagine myself in bed with just anyone." "Because you're looking for someone with a green tail." "Talking about physical features   I first look at a man's eyes, then his hands." "They're the mirrors of the soul." "I read that." "You can tell everything from a person's hands   character, beauty ..." "but you must know how to read them." "All those tiny lines." "I'm also fussy about hands." "What kind of hands do you like?" "With fingers, at least ten." "Otherwise they turn me off." "Mommy ..." "Mommy, I'm hungry!" "Mommy!" "Is my milk ready?" "I'm hungry!" "I want a lot." "Here, but drink it slowly ..." "slowly, slowly ..." "Thank you, Mommy." "Be good." "I'll be back soon." "Miss, remember the hair." "Leave it here." "I'll leave it in the bathroom." "Miss, the money's in the usual place." "Thank you, Professor." "See you Thursday." "'Bye, Mommy." "I'll be waiting." "'Bye." "Falling pedestrian." "Take twelve." "The time is now 7:30 A.M." "The architects!" "Oh, no!" "The architects!" "I'm coming!" "Before you leave, please turn off the light." "Make the bed, and next time   for the same price, you'll watch me take a bath." "But without bubbles." "Yes, without bubbles." "Come in." "Good morning." "I'm here for the photocopiers." "Oh." "Excuse me." "Please, come in." "The maintenance men were here." "We're lucky." "They changed the cartridge." "No more smudges." "We'll get perfect copies." "How many?" "As many as you like." "The price is per visit." "Then let's make ... twenty." "Would you mind a small test copy?" "Perfect." "Those are my favorites." "White with lots of lace." "No, I'm sorry." "Only photocopies, nothing else." "Of course." "I'm sorry." "It won't happen again." "What'll you do to me today?" "Today?" "Dark chocolate." "Will I get pimples?" "No!" "Chocolate does wonders for the skin." "Is there much more?" "Almost done." "Can you help me?" "No." "Just two nails." "Just a minute, okay?" "Try this one." "That's the sound I need." "But I also need the tile." "Loosen it, and it's yours." "How's work?" "The usual appointments." "And you?" "Okay, but you know how it is." "I'm always doing overtime." "Tonight I'm seeing the owner of this clothing line." "You'll try changing your wardrobe?" "No." "I'll try changing my life." "He promised me a job next to him." "Tonight, in a comfortable bed, I hope." "Then we'll see." "Enjoy your evening." "Are you kidding?" "He's sixty!" "At best, we'll watch TV in bed." "It's no good." "It's too loose, it needs ironing, it droops ..." "Anyway, you're not getting married." "And if I were, what would I wear?" "We have 500 other styles." "I'll try on another one next week." "You have plenty of time." "Does this get ironed?" "Should I wrap them?" "No, just wrap the tile." "These fit in my pocket." "Thank you." "There you are." "Please pay attention, come on by" "I have a magic potion to make you fly." "Two drops are enough two drops, you hear?" "And you'll quickly fly away from here." "If you want to fly two drops are enough." "Drop your things." "Thread this up." "I'll be late tonight." "Ready, girls?" "Tonight we're dubbing an easy little film." "Do I start working now or not?" "It's always like this here." "I hate working 'til midnight!" "It's always like this." "Let's start." "Mister, tell me   how can I possibly dub a movie without knowing Italian?" "No, Chiquita ..." "For dubbing you don't need to know Italian." "Look at her." "Don't look at me." "He's a real pig." "She only speaks German." "I don't speak German ..." "But we've worked together for five years." "Shall we start?" "Hold this." "Tonight I'm seeing a textile boss." "Should he bring a friend?" "No, I'd rather sleep at night." "All right." "Sweet dreams." "Who do you see tomorrow?" "... A real tragic case." "You complain, but you never try to change things." "Mondays are killers." "The pain ... the pain!" "There, there ..." "Such pain!" "..." "Why?" "Why?" "Because sooner or later everyone goes." "Why her?" "Because she was good." "She was good?" "Oh, the pain!" "You must be strong." "Yes, I must be strong." "Here she is." "My dear ..." "Why?" "..." "I want to die." "I want to die, too." "Miss, can we do it again?" "No, I must be going." "No, Miss, excuse me   but this is the best part." "Raise your prices   and take on less work." "Relax." "Excuse me ..." "look, you're right   but you don't realize my problems." "I have other clients." "The architects are at my house right now." "I'm exhausted   totally exhausted." "Are you finished with your cartoons?" "If not, you'll finish tomorrow." "The girls are here." "It's my turn." "I'll put on the lights." "Come, girls." "Little Mustache has finished." "Please, come in." "Hi, let's get ready." "Step over there." "You know what to do." "Today we're dubbing an easy film." "A real easy one." "I'll take a few minutes." "I could almost do it by myself." "You don't want to dub cartoons anymore?" "You're crazy." "You're perfect for the job." "What's the difference between dubbing live action   and dubbing cartoons?" "Tomorrow it's S and M, so bring your whip." "I would switch right away." "Are you listening?" "But I can't do cartoons." "It's my weakness." "I'd gladly dub them." "Instead I'm stuck with these B movies   that are a bit vulgar." "Besides, here   they drive you crazy." "It makes you schizophrenic." "If anyone has to be sacrificed   I want it to be me." "I envy you." "I envy your peace of mind." "Say, did you fill the gas tank?" "Fine, I'm leaving." "Squash ball." "The first take is good." "Earthquake." "First take is good." "Oh, the pain   the pain ..." "Why?" "Why?" "Sooner or later everyone goes." "But why him?" "Because he was good." "He was good." "He was good." "You must be strong." "I must be strong." "Be strong!" "Be strong ..." "Are you pulling?" "Pull ... pull." "Let go." "Let me do it." "Thank you." "You're very kind." "It's the lady's husband." "He's not well?" "No." "Today it's his turn to die." "Oh ..." "I want to die." "We're going to the fifth floor." "Dear, what a good idea   calling in your friend." "It's even better with four of us." "Straight ahead." "I want to die." "Watch out, he's falling ..." "He fell." "Thank you." "Without you we couldn't have managed." "We've met before." "I remember the trumpets." "Little Mustache, stop." "I'm leaving." "You understand?" "Can you hear me?" "I'm taking the van." "Did you fill the tank?" "Goodbye." "Don't wait up." "I'll be late." "Chiquita, push." "The mattress on top like this." "I forgot the keys." "Thanks." "By the way ..." "I'm using the van tonight to get some rural sounds." "You won't need it." "It's a lovely evening." "An electric storm, that's all." "It's not really raining." "It'll do you good." "Don't make that face." "Tonight, Little Mustache goes on foot." "'Bye, Little Mustache." "I know him!" "Trumpet!" "You're drenched!" "Hop in." "Come on." "Do you think you're Gene Kelly?" "Please don't scare me." "Don't terrorize me like you always do." "I'll scare you to death." "No!" "We'll get killed." "I'm scared ... please!" "Don't worry." "He's a little sadistic, but he's okay." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "You could at least have closed the windows." "They're stuck." "The air will dry you off." "You're drenched." "Please, let us get out!" "Help!" "Hold on tight." "We haven't introduced ourselves." "I'm Martina." "Maurizio." "My pleasure." "Enough!" "The hour is up." "I know." "We're almost home." "Don't you think you overdid it tonight?" "Here ..." "And him?" "Do you take him or leave him?" "Oh, yeah." "The license plate number!" "Let's get the number!" "What for?" "I know him well." "What?" "He tried to kill us!" "He pays for that." "5756." "I'm home." "Where do you live?" "I live ... where the cab picked me up." "All the way across town?" "Why didn't you say so before?" "You said get in, it was raining, the cab raced off." "I'm sorry." "I'll go and call a cab for you." "No." "It stopped raining." "I'll walk a little." "Walk?" "Are you sure?" "Of course." "Goodbye." "57 ..." "Hey, give me your purse!" "That's right." "It's Wednesday." "I forgot about you." "I'll give you my purse, just don't shoot." "Hurry up, gimme the purse!" "Don't hurt him!" "He's a friend." "No ... have a little patience, please." "That's enough!" "I told you, he's a friend." "You're a disgusting worm!" "You're pond scum." "You stink." "If they put you in a pig pen, the pigs would open the windows!" "Great!" "That's beautiful." "Continue!" "Looking at you hurts my eyes!" "You're a worm!" "You already said worm." "Wait, let me finish." "Don't distract me." "You're a worm." "I said, worm is no good." "You think it's easy to keep inventing new insults?" "Find someone else." "I'm fed up!" "Calm down." "You know you make me feel good." "You know what?" "Tonight, I'll pay you double." "I really enjoyed it." "Your purse?" "Thanks." "Goodbye." "You're crazy." "Completely crazy!" "Now, where's the other one?" "Trumpet!" "Hey, Trumpet!" "You're lucky your glasses didn't break." "How's the rest of you?" "Just a few more flights." "It's tough ... without an elevator." "I'm lucky they're evicting me." "The hell with the elevator." "They're kicking me out." "Trumpet, where are you going?" "The attic's up there." "I forgot I have the architects." "I'm sorry, Trumpet." "No, they're really boring." "Let's not spoil your evening." "You seem much better now." "It's been wonderful." "What do you mean, she shut the door in your face?" "She was nice." "Yes, nice because she didn't rob you." "Was she pretty at least?" "She had lovely eyes." "What about around the eyes?" "You only noticed her eyes?" "And her hands." "He looked at the hands and eyes!" "You should've watched the hands of the beast that did this." "He notices women's hands and eyes!" "That's like buying Playboy and reading the interview." "Do me a favor." "Don't let on you're my brother." "And I've introduced you to loads of women." "Come here." "I have to teach you everything." "I'll tell you all about women." "It's not really all your fault." "I admit I'm an overbearing parental figure   somewhat obsessive." "That will have to change." "You'd rather not do cartoons?" "You want to dub real movies?" "Come along." "We'll work together." "You won't need this for dubbing." "In fact ... go." "You're on your own." "Girls, this week   Little Mustache Donald Duck will fly on his own wings." "What's this new idea of both dying at once?" "It went so well with one dying at a time." "I won't do it." "I'm not a porter." "Why don't you ask your friend to help?" "The one we met on the stairs." "Sure, we can afford to pay double." "Then we can play dead together." "No, never mind." "Sorry, this isn't working anymore." "What?" "Last time was great with your friend." "You, too!" "I never saw anyone so scared." "Couldn't you ..." "Couldn't I what?" "I don't know that guy." "We don't work together." "He's not a friend of mine." "Too bad." "You're alone?" "Yes, why?" "Nobody wants me anymore." "I'm losing my best clients." "They all want that idiot!" "But they'll pay double." "I should take him along?" "Offer him a percentage." "Everyone needs money." "I don't even know what he does for a living." "You met him outside a hardware store   so he's probably not a surgeon." "I'd have to explain my work to him." "Forget it!" "Take him to bed." "When men are in bed, you can ask them anything." "Unless they fall asleep first." "That's impossible." "It's not impossible." "So many of them do so." "I'll take him to a restaurant." "You'll end up paying for his dinner." "Maurizio is so nice." "I had so much fun!" "See you tomorrow." "Why did you hide your brother?" "He's great!" "See you tomorrow." "Goodbye." "Maurizio is divine." "Goodbye, Chiquita." "Your brother is fabulous." "'Bye, Patrizio." "Little brother, what did you do?" "The girls are wild about you." "Are you stealing my job?" "Turn it on." "I'm really curious to see what you've done." "Let's see this masterpiece." "Nice classical overture, right?" "What are those sounds?" "They're all in sync, right?" "Your head's out of sync." "You wanted to do a real movie with real characters   then use real sound effects." "Or don't you know real sounds?" "A telephone in the year 1700!" "Are you kidding?" "That stinks!" "No!" "I didn't do the telephone." "Patrizio and Maurizio Sound." "Hello ... speak up, it's noisy here." "Who?" "..." "Trumpet?" "No, there's no Trumpet here." "Some jerk!" "She asked for a Trumpet." "Trumpet?" "Trumpet." "Hello ... hello ..." "Hello, yes it's me." "Hi." "Of course." "I'll be punctual." "Very punctual." "I'll start right now." "You have some imagination!" "You could make it with women, if you could make love via radio." "Hi." "What a lovely surprise." "Why this unscheduled visit?" "I'm not here alone." "I'm waiting for someone." "Have a seat." "May I spill something on you?" "You don't understand." "Tonight I'm paying." "I'm paying and I'm the client." "You must treat me like a client." "You understand?" "Come around." "Around." "You've been waiting long?" "I just got here." "I'm sorry." "I sat outside and didn't see you come in." "I owe you an apology." "The other evening   I forgot the architects were at my house   and I reacted a little too ..." "May I pour the wine?" "In the glass, thanks." "Would you like the menu, or will you trust me?" "I'll trust you, but if you don't treat us well we'll never return." "Not today, nor ever." "How about my "tossed" spaghetti?" "Not too tossed for me." "As you wish." "What's your line of work?" "My work is a bit strange." "It's hard to explain in a few words." "Same here." "I never know where to begin." "Let me guess." "Look over there." "What?" "You're a waiter?" "No." "Just look." "I create noises." "They pay you for that?" "And you?" "I deal with people's problems and I help them." "You understand?" "If I didn't worry about being misunderstood   I'd say I'm a   a social worker." "It pays well?" "Yes ... no ... well   right now ..." "it's not going too well." "Maybe ... a woman on her own ..." "I'm glad that we're here." "You're nice." "Maybe we could even work together." "How?" "I'll take you to my clients, and you'll make sounds." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "A tingling." "A strange tingling." "You're scratching ..." "let me see." "You're very red." "Maybe it's the candle." "It's burning you." "Okay." "Let's have a drink." "After some wine   certain discussions ... come   more easily." "The spaghetti!" "I warned you." "Tonight I'm off duty." "It slipped." "I'm sorry." "I know your "slips"." "I'll get some talcum powder." "Talcum!" "I'll be right back." "How does it look?" "A little loose in the shoulders." "Why that look?" "Nothing really serious happened." "It's not serious." "I see worse things at my work." "That's right ... my work ..." "You wanted to know what I do." "If you insist, I'll tell you." "Since we'll be partners, you should know what I do." "I ... well ..." "I'm an independent professional   with a particular clientele." "As I told you, I'm a special kind of social worker." "Why does that upset you?" "It's serious work, you know." "Straight, then right." "Tossed macaroni." "Drop just one and I'll stab you." "See you Thursday." "I'll prepare you a chantilly." "He abandoned me like a dog, without any explanation." "That's never happened to me, and I know all kinds of men." "I've never been treated this way." "Did you offer him the job?" "I was just beginning to." "He's probably afraid of responsibility." "No, something happened." "I feel it." "I have this premonition." "He was happy to be there." "Men are unstable." "They constantly change their minds." "They're okay as friends, but don't get too attached." "Attached?" "That guy's an idiot!" "Excuse me, Miss, but isn't it a bit short?" "Not at all!" "You look great." "That's the latest fashion." "Now get changed." "Martina, are you falling in love?" "With him?" "Come on!" "He's neither tall nor handsome." "He's not even rich." "He's a "love is blind" type." "Love is blind, but not stupid." "At best, I pity him." "The ones you pity are the most dangerous." "Remember Ava Gardner's first husband?" "Mickey Rooney!" "Girls, the telephone!" "You forgot to disconnect it." "We've ruined a scene!" "Patrizio and Maurizio Sound." "Yes, Little Mustache, you're interrupting." "What?" "You can't come?" "Your hands are acting up?" "What kind of stupid illness is that?" "Six cartoons are due Saturday." "I have to redo Casanova!" "I can't do everything ..." "Hello ... hello." "You can keep watching." "I have to make a phone call." "The phone is ringing." "Come and answer it." "The telephone!" "Hello ..." "Hello, it's Martina ..." "Hello!" "Can you hear me?" "It's Martina ..." "You're both really dumb!" "Mommy ..." "I'm ready for my bath." "The water's coming ..." "it's coming." "It's boiling hot!" "Next time it'll be ice water." "I'm sorry, but you're completely crazy!" "What?" "Eating with your fingers?" "You forgot about using knives and forks?" "Please, never mind the coffee." "May I?" "S  M ... whips ..." "Is anyone here?" "Excuse me, is anyone in?" "You speak French?" "No." "Thank goodness." "I don't either." "Can I help you?" "I'm looking for someone who works here." "Maurizio, my brother." "He quit." "I haven't seen him in two weeks." "If you know anything ..." "In spite of appearances   our work is back-breaking." "We dub movies here." "Before, we had a certain rhythm ... we took turns, my brother and I. Half a day each." "Now I'm alone." "Sure." "Tell him we're working late tonight." "What kind of movies do you dub here?" "Art films, by and large." "By and large ..." "I understand." "Your brother does it, too?" "He tried but he was hopeless." "He's a genius with cartoons." "He can't direct actresses." "Mister, it's cold." "Yes, Chiquita, I'm coming." "I have company." "So, he never directed an actress?" "No, he only deals with   mice, turtles, and ducks." "And he disappears with those half-nude women!" "They're idiots!" "What are you complaining about?" "You found an expert on talking ducks." "Talking ducks!" "The truth is I'm losing work." "Everything was fine, and now nobody wants me." "This partner, the brother with the woman, what's he like?" "The classic type." "He only employs those who sleep with him." "That's my favorite type." "Introduce me." "Don't you start now!" "Leave the bulb alone." "Forget the light bulb!" "Don't play with electricity." "May I come in?" "Yes, I'm in the bedroom." "I feel sick   I feel terribly sick." "I fixed you some herbal tea." "It'll help you." "Watch out, it's hot." "Don't talk to me." "I have a headache, a toothache   a stomach ache ..." "it's probably anxiety." "Yes, from all the cream puffs you ate yesterday." "Nonsense." "It's an attack of nerves." "See if there are some biscuits in that box." "... I can't swallow liquids alone ..." "How can you get so worked up?" "And over a man!" "If you've lost your clients, change professions." "I'll ask at my shop." "It's not great   but you'll meet new people, new friends   and maybe find you Mr. Right." "Please get me some honey ..." "No honey!" "You're getting fat." "I'm not fat." "I have an abscess!" "If it's the architects, I'm out." "Where?" "In Africa." "For ten years." "No, she's out." "Who's calling?" "It's him!" "But she'll be right back." "I can give her a message." "Tomorrow evening ..." "She's quite free tomorrow evening." "Actually, she'll be with me, but   all three of us could go out, or four, if you have a friend." "Your brother?" "Of course, your brother ... fine." "Sure." "We'll be ready at eight." "All right ... yes." "Goodbye." "You see?" "That was easy." "That buffoon!" "I don't want to see that mustachioed midget." "Midget?" "Don't exaggerate." "Remember Mickey Rooney and Ava Gardner." "Height never bothers anyone." "And business is business." "If he agrees, you'll get your clients back   and start working again." "If he agrees?" "I said I don't like him!" "Pretend you like him." "Pretend?" "Pretend that you like him!" "Pretend ... pretend ... but ..." "I'll pretend." "Slowly, kids ..." "We're in no rush." "Take your time." "Take it easy." "We're in your hands." "You're a fine one!" "You disappear for a month, leave me stranded, and now   you reappear and drag me on a blind date!" "Turn there." "What's with the gloves?" "You're ridiculous." "That's my business." ""My business"!" "Dad was right." "He said, "Don't be jealous of him ...,"" ""... he's the dumber one." You're the dumber one!" "Yours has the long dress." "And blue eyes." "You do notice eyes." "Good evening ..." "did you reserve a table?" "Patrizio and Maurizio Sound, for 10:30." "Small dining room or large?" "The large one." "Follow me, please." "Not bad." "Your friend must pay plenty for this." "If he doesn't run off again." "Don't worry." "I'll work on his brother." "Your table is almost ready." "You could wait at the bar." "Thank you." "We'll be right back." "To the bar!" "Well?" "Cute." "Everything's in the right place." "No, I meant my friend." "Oh, that one." "For you she's fine." "She has great eyes." "Ready?" "Yes." "You won't keep this up all evening, will you?" "Straighten up, shoulders back   smile, and remember to ..." "Yes!" "Pretend ... pretend ..." "Pretend, but be happy." "Happy?" "When I see him I can't control my hands." "I want to slap his face." "Is the table ready?" "Almost." "Your table will be ready shortly." "Would you like our special house-aperitif?" "A double for me." "A double for everyone!" "What a sparkling evening!" "You're in the movie business?" "Why?" "Does it show?" "I adore movies and everything connected with them." "That evening when I ran off from the restaurant ..." "I'm sorry about that." "So am I." "You have such an expressive face." "Did you ever consider doing dubbing?" "Go on!" "You thought badly of me." "Yes." "What can I do so you'll forgive me?" "Just behave yourself tonight." "Are you married?" "Let's say more than yesterday, less than tomorrow." "I'm just wondering   why you have a Bolognese accent   and you brother doesn't." "Different mothers!" "Your father married twice?" "Not even once." "But he traveled a lot." "The table is ready!" "Madame, your purse and gloves." "He's drunk." "Completely drunk." "I don't have gloves." "They're not my gloves." "What a wonderful evening!" "Let's walk in the park." "Come, I'll take you." "This evening your hands are   really very sly." "Sly?" "I have naughty hands!" "They're a disgrace." "No, I don't know how to dance." "Please!" "I feel like I'm dancing with your hands ..." "Calm down." "No need to panic." "Just stay calm." "Now I'll wake up   probably in an emergency room." "You're such a good dancer, and you never told me." "Why didn't you ever tell me?" "I wasn't out to impress you." "This is beautiful!" "That's enough!" "No!" "More!" "More!" "Come down right now!" "My head is heavy   so heavy!" "But my body is so light ..." "So light ..." "it seems like I'm flying." "I also saw you flying." "I saw it." "You seemed glued to my hands." "Yes ... no ..." "My grandfather always said   when two drunk people have the same visions   it means their souls are twins." "Make yourself comfortable." "I should leave now because ..." "Why don't you stay a while?" "I have to get up early tomorrow." "So do I. Just stay five minutes." "Five minutes." "We'll have a drink ..." "No, I mean some herbal tea." "No." "Not tonight, please." "I have a guest." "Don't bother me at night." "I really must go." "Why?" "It's better ... really ..." "But you said ..." "just five minutes ..." "Just five." "Yes, five, exactly." "Relax." "At least take off your gloves." "No!" "Stop." "Stop it!" "We have to leave." "Leave my shirt alone!" "After a drinking spree, one needs a nice shower." "You take one, too." "Not with me, I'm almost finished." "No, not my pants!" "I'll be right out." "Now, stop!" "We have to leave!" "Not the pants!" "Not the pants." "You left me in my underwear!" "Come back!" "I'm exhausted." "Where are you?" "I'm exhausted." "Oh, it's just that you were on the couch before." "You told me to get comfortable." "I didn't realize ..." "You weren't supposed to leave." "Could I get into my bed?" "What's this?" "Is something wrong?" "Oh, no." "I just never saw a naked man wearing gloves in bed." "Oh, the gloves ..." "well, actually   it's a story ..." "a strange story ..." "I should explain ... but   where do I start?" "No problem." "None whatsoever." "Everybody has fixations." "Fixations, all right, but ..." "Will you caress me like you did in the park?" "No, never mind my hands." "Forget them." "They're not here." "I understand, it's okay." "I'll caress you." "What are these spots?" "Freckles." "I was born with them." "Lovely!" "Look ..." "green, blue, yellow, pink   orange ... beautiful!" "No, look, I'm serious." "You have some beautiful spots!" "The clean towels are in the bathroom." "Behind the tub." "Do you need help?" "Will you be much longer?" "What are you doing?" "Did you hurt yourself?" "Maurizio, has something happened to you?" "Do you need help?" "Are you alive or dead?" "May I come in?" "I'm coming in." "Sorry ..." "I ..." "What happened?" "Where are you going?" "Maurizio!" "I saw you come in." "We're still have fun, right?" "Fine, let's play hide and seek." "I'll go to the table and you tell me hot or cold." "Here I come." "Hot or cold?" "Hot or cold?" "I get all the crazy idiots!" "Listen ... are you in the bathroom?" "Are you?" "Oh, excuse me ... no." "Listen, I wanted ..." "I'm in no hurry ..." "I just wondered   why did you leave me like that?" "Never mind the fact that you did it before." "Anyone can change his mind." "No problem." "But a person should tell the other person   so the other person realizes it   and doesn't feel like an idiot." "I don't feel too smart talking to you, when you don't answer." "I'm no longer having fun." "I'm leaving." "And you've lost your chance!" "Who do you think you are?" "Do you think that I'm in love with you?" "That makes me laugh." "Look!" "I don't need men." "Men need me!" "I hate you!" "If it's the architects, I'll kill them!" "Who are you?" "Do we know each other?" "Maybe we do." "Help me remember where we met." "And I ... no ..." "listen ..." "Did we have an appointment?" "Trumpet!" "What's happened to you?" "I had a feeling that it was something serious." "I should have looked for you at the hospital." "No, I wasn't at the hospital." "You're injured!" "No, I haven't a scratch on me." "Didn't you overdo it with the bandages?" "How can I explain it to you?" "Let's start by having a stiff drink." "What kind of disease do you have?" "Think of the most awful disease." "I'm thinking of one." "Mine is worse." "Much worse." "It's as if I don't exist." "Understand?" "I don't feel myself." "I'm no longer here ..." "I'm not here for anyone." "Not anyone." "I understand." "You're not here for anyone." "It's us!" "Hi." "At last!" "We looked for you everywhere." "Where did you end up?" "The restaurant was great and he's so nice." "He made me laugh 'til I cried." "Ah, you have company." "What disgusting disease has he got?" "Tell me, are you burned, fractured, or stuffed?" "Where is Maurizio?" "He doesn't exist anymore." "He ran away again?" "In a way, yes ..." "I should've helped you ... but you disappeared so early ..." "He disappeared more than I." "What were you doing?" "We had a few drinks." "Would you like one?" "No, we're not staying." "What happened to my brother?" "He disappeared." "He keeps disappearing lately." "He broke my car radio." "He's blindfolded." "You saw him break it." "Maybe it can be fixed." "Maybe, but he broke it." "We'll fix it ourselves." "Is everything all right?" "Yes, yes." "That guy's quick with his hands." "I'm used to such types." "No problem." "We'll have a drink next door." "Shout if you need us." "Fine." "Thanks, and forgive my friend here." "Well, it's only a car radio." "I'll pretend it got stolen." "By the way, forgive my brother." "Little Mustache isn't a bad guy." "When he disappears it means he likes you." "What have you turned into?" "Cartoon character ... a naked one." "Quite naked." "Should I turn my back?" "No, don't worry." "I can manage." "Don't worry." "There!" "That's why I couldn't find you." "Where did you hide?" "I was hanging on the wall." "Remember Leonardo's "Man"?" "Why didn't I recognize you?" "You really haven't changed that much." "Martina, I think we should stop seeing each other." "But why?" "You see what I'm reduced to." "I can't even step outside, looking like this." "That's no problem." "No problem?" "I, personally   have always preferred home-loving types." "I don't know if I can ..." "in my condition." "What condition?" "This condition." "Come on out." "Really ..." "You have a beautiful complexion." "I don't guarantee anything." "How cute!" "Let me try them." "Give me back my eyes!" "Why are the lights off?" "Are you nearsighted or farsighted?" "I know I look weird, but turn on the lights." "These are so strong!" "You must have at least 38 diopters." "I tried to explain   that I ..." "Are you trying to impress me?" "Come on down!" "What are you doing?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Cut!" "That's all folks!" "There ain't no more!" "Who says only a real man can make love to a woman?"