"THE LITTLE APARTMENT" "What are you saying!" "Why don't we go to my place and have another drink?" "Since the sun is out." "Do not touch me." "Bye bye." "Help!" "Oh, help!" "I'm dying!" "Same story every morning." "Rodolfo!" "Rodolfo!" "It's so cold!" " Help me, Mari Cruz." " I can't..." "I'm so scared." " Good morning." " C'mon." " We will not arrive on time." " Where?" " Do you like the roasted rabbit?" " Yes." "So, let's do it." "Take a bag for the cat." "Do you like roasted rabbit?" "As soon as we trap it, we break his neck." "The bag!" " Help!" " Hurry." "Somebody help me, please!" " The cat will scratch me, man!" " Mind your hat." " I'll open the door." " What time is it?" "Good morning, morning, good morning." " Your room." " Are you not ashamed?" "Looking at an old woman that has nothing." "Now don't worry and think about the roast." "Inside!" ", I'm dead!" " Stop talking nonsense!" "Shut up or I'll kill the cat..." "and you too!" "We are workers and we have to sleep!" " Rodolfo." " I'm here, Doña Martina." "My head hurts." " Come here, sit down." " What a day!" " Hey." " What?" "What was don Dimas saying?" "Nothing, he just slammed the door." "He's a brute." "If I could be sure that the piso [apartment] will be yours..." "When will they give you the papers?" "I have to see a lawyer." " If there are no problems..." " I hope so, and I'll pray God for you." "So you'll look after Teodoro when I'll be gone." "It depends on the lawyer." "We'll see..." "What a dream!" "Lunch time!" "Adelina, come here." "May I go?" "Go." " Until tomorrow." " If God wills." "120, Don Manuel." " How many?" " 120!" "But this is full of mistakes..." " Sorry, I..." " Don't even start..." "You're thinking about the apartment." "This lawyer is you friend?" "He's my best friend," "I gave him food during wartime." "So there's no solution?" "Nothing's impossible." "If you really want that apartment, marry the old woman." " That will be a solution..." " Here's the coat." "I kept it on the stove all morning." "I'm in a hurry, bring me my bike, quick!" "What a solution." "Marry the old woman!" "So you won't pay the rent... and you'll have money for a flat." "I don't know why you're worrying." "Take a look at me." "You have to live your life like me..." "Life is too short." " And what about Petrita?" " Tell her the truth." " It's not that easy." " It's up to you." "Look at this." "Would you call it a motorcycle?" "It doesn't look so bad." "Ask Petrita if she's ok with you marriage the old woman." " What about my bike?" " Coming!" " It will be slave." " I'm tired." "As I leave the circus," "I don't know what to do." "Rodolfo, come and see Canela, she's had kittens!" "I can't, I'm in a hurry." " Come, please." " Ok." " C'mon." " Let's see Canela." "Fat doggy." "Don Rodolfo!" "Hello, Don Pepito." " How's it going?" " Not bad..." " And you?" " Fine, thanks." "Where are you going?" " To have lunch." " Same here." "Goodbye and have fun!" "How long do I have to use the cane?" "I'll see you in 15 days for a visit." "Hello, what about the floor?" " What if I get hurt again?" " I told you: see you in 15 days!" " What happened?" " Nothing..." "When the tenant dies, the flat goes to the owner." "The old woman is dying, she's going to have a stroke." " Hello, Rodolfito." " Shut up!" "Con el vito, vito, vito, con el vito, vito, va..." "What do you want me to do?" "Talk to the owner!" "Or else you'll loose the flat, and I'll loose my clients." "What is this?" "Give it to the cat." "Doña Martina, I'm coming in a minute." "Tell the old woman if you can talk to the landlord." "The landlord?" "To tell him what?" "To explain your situation..." "Try to persuade him." " Ok." " All the years you spent in this house..." "Don't look at my cards, you spy!" "We're betting money." " Good afternoon." " Listen, doña Martina." "What news about the floor?" "The flat won't be mine when you die." "Why?" "You're a decent person and I want it to be yours." "If you die, it won't." "And what will become of my Teodoro?" "What will become of my things when Lord calls me to his side?" "How can you marry without money?" " Maybe by talking to the landlord ..." " He's a good man." "If the decision is up to him, Rest assured," "Luisito is a very nice man." "Go to see him and everything will be ok." "You think it will?" "Of course, son." "I'm his godmother." "Be quiet and do not worry." "Luisito is an angel." "Explain your situation to him." "Because Luisito ..." "Doña Martina, I don't wanna hear sad stories, please." "Hey, Rodolfito ..." "He asks Don Rodolfo and I always lose." "Okay." "This is very good, my wife has read it." "What is it?" "Hello, Petrita." "... and the new Superman comics?" " No, sorry." " Any news about the flat?" "Now we have to go see the landlord." "What does the lawyer say?" " The owner..." " Why the owner?" " Listen, darling..." " What?" "!" "See you tomorrow." " Give this to doña Paca." " See you tomorrow." "Let's see if anything happens." "Always the same." "Can't you have the flatr legally?" "No, Petrita, we can't." "But Doña Martina told me he's a nice person." "All these years... waiting for nothing!" "Everything will be ok." " Don't worry." " I know how it will end..." "Don't say that." "And then the lawyer ..." "What's wrong?" " His nose..." " Poor fellow." "The lawyer said we were wrong." "If you would help me ..." "I understand." "I understand your situation." "I have nothing against you... but my heart is very sick." "And this leg... it seems ok, but it isn't." "Touch it!" "I must go to Switzerland for an operation." "And it will cost me a lot of money." "What can I do with your 30 pesetas per month?" "I need to sell the flat." "Please, understand my miserable condition." "This butterfly ..." "Yes I have it, thanks." "It depends who dies first... the tenant or me." "This is typical." "Just a minute." "You said Martina Rodríguez is going to die soon." "I am looking forward to her death... because if I don't sell the flat, I'm going to die." " Do you understand?" " Yes, I do, but..." "You have to undestrand our situation..." "12 years of engagement..." "Typical human egoism!" "I would give it to you to have your health!" " You must understand my sad situation..." " See?" "So much pain!" "What you want of a poor, sick man?" "If you could only give me the flat." "No." "I'm sorry, it's impossible." " No?" " No." "And if I marry the old woman?" "The flat will be mine." "Tenant!" "I know the law..." "Tenant!" " Yeah, but..." " Tenant!" "With all the rights, tenant!" "Tenant!" " What is this?" " Leave the kid alone." "Leave me alone, you're not my mother, you're my aunt." "I said out!" "See if you can find another flat, because Petrita can't live here anymore." "They are building new houses..." "Thank God." "C'mon boy." " Enough?" " That's ok." "I found some interesting solutions for both of you." "In different zones of the city." "That's the best method... go to the agencies." "Don't worry, you'll find a flat." "Stop making so much noise, kids!" " This is a small one!" " I come from." " I'm up." " Take a look at all these flats." " You live in a small one." " Better than nothing at all." "Your kids are pushing me around!" "I'm tired of them!" "TIRED!" "The contract said three kids!" "There are eight of them now!" " My wife is pregnant." " Leave us in peace." "Nice boy." "How much he weights?" "Three and a half kilos." "He lost weight, he's been sick." " What are you feeding him with?" " Felargón and papillitas." "Mixing, because Felargón is very expensive." "It's very good, I'm giving it to my child too." "Last wednesday we went to the doctor and he said the boy was recovering." "Pay attention with your stuff, she's with the child." " What about lunch?" " Here." "What's wrong?" " He's getting sick." " Just a little cough." "Blame the weather..." "If we found something here, This part of the city looks healthy and beautiful." "Yes, but no apartments to rent." " Really?" " Yes, no hope to find one." " Let me." " No, if you take it." "We could have a floor near Gran Via" "For 30 pesetas." " How many rooms?" " Four." "Be patient, we will find a flat." "Why are we wasting so much time?" "We wont't find anything for less than 3.000 pesetas." "What can we do?" "Sit down and wait?" "Don't you realize we're wasting the best years of our life?" "We need to keep trying." "What for?" "Better stop now." "Don't you understand, Rodolfo?" "We can't go on like this." "Remember when we first met." "Look at me now, look at my face." "Don't be silly." "To me you are still beautiful." "Look at me: one leg is faster than two." "How wonderful!" "Jump like a child." "Leave me alone!" "Don't start!" "Next sunday we'll continue searching..." "Sunday?" "No, never." "I'm so sick of it all..." "An eternal engagement?" "No, boy, no." " And what do I do?" " What about me?" "I have lost everything:" "my youth, my hope, my life!" "What do I have?" "When my sister will give birth, where will I go?" "What you want me to do?" "We could find a flat as subtenants..." "Subtenants?" "I'll rather die than live like my sister..." "If we had money, there was no problem:" "we could have a flat at Porta del Sol." "You want me to marry the old woman?" "Maybe marry her and then kill her?" "The last thing I needed to hear!" "Leave me alone!" "I'll never see you again!" "Go away!" "You are a disgrace." "Who will marry you now?" "I don't care!" "Neither do I." "but you can't stay here anymore." "Where do we put the baby?" "Quarrel with him after all these years..." "Stop the noise, we want to get some sleep!" "Can't I shout in my own house?" "I shout, because I pay!" "Everybody shut up!" "Where are you gonna go?" "Where?" "You should have married him." "Why don't you become a subtenant?" "I'd rather die." "Don't worry, I'll leave." "And better be quick!" "And don't come back." "That sucks!" "Damn kids." "A bunch of hooligans!" "Filthy thugs!" "In my time kids were decent, but now..." "The wine." "They add water, that sucks." "I'm thinking about Petrita and I forget about the flat..." "She's in my mind." "¡A la santé!" " Long live freedom!" " Long live." "Cheer up." "She left me." "Worse for her." "Between me and you," "I've always thought that she was becoming too fat..." "I've known her since we were kids... and she was beautiful." "A real beauty." " What do I do now?" " Have you done something... irreversible?" " You know what I mean..." " Yeah..." " I'm your friend, you can tell me." " No, I never touched her in that sense." "So you're free." "Let's toast." "The problem is the flat." "If we had found a flat when we were youngret ..." " Rodolfo!" " Who is she, Petrita?" "Coming!" "Wait a minute," "Let me smell your breath." "That stinks, too much wine." " I'm giving you something..." " Coming!" " Rodolfo, I'm Petrita." " Just a second." "Where are the candies?" "Petrita is here." "Don't make her wait!" "Rodolfo, be brave." "Remember:" "you have the upper hand." "Go!" "Goodbye." "This is already fixed." "Come here." "Here." "Here we can talk." "Sit down." "Please!" "Waiter, please, bring us two coff..." "No, two glasses of cognac It's better." "I'm shivering." " Since yesterday I..." " Now, my darling..." "What do you want, darling?" "Do you really love me?" "Of course!" "Swear it, Rodolfo!" "I'm tired of being deceived." "Please, stop it..." "Come on, tell me what's in your mind." "I've thought about it all night," "I couldn't sleep." "It is best you marry the old woman..." " The old woman?" " Yes, Rodolfo... and when she dies we'll be happy." " Don't think I like the situation but..." " We have to consider..." " It's a very serious matter." " Do you think I'm kidding?" "You told me that if you marry the old woman, you'll inherit the flat." "But people will talk..." "I'm doing it because I love you, but you don't love me." "You're a cynic!" "Liar!" "You swore!" "Wait a minute, Petrita." "This is crazy..." "Is it crazy to love you?" "You had the idea and now you chicken out!" "You'll see!" " I'm going to the train station!" " She's going to jump under a train!" "I can't stay at my sister's place." "I'd rather die." " Leave me!" " I'll marry the old woman..." "I'm gonna kill myself!" "There's no other way!" "I'm telling you a young woman is going to commit suicide!" "Petrita, wait till tomorrow." "I left hat in the cafe." "They'll take it." "I'm gonna jump under a train!" " Please wait." " Always the same." "First you say one thing and then another." " Let me go to the station!" " No, please." " They are coming." "What are you going to..." " You'll see." "Here they are!" "There it is." " Should we tell her?" " I don't know?" "C'mon, there's the old woman." "Doña Martina!" "Hi, son." " Where are you going?" " Good afternoon." " You see, Petrita and I..." " We would like to talk to you." "It's for the apartment." "It's better that we talk in private." "Tell me, my little girl." "I think that ..." "You see, Rodolfo has an idea." "He'll marry you..." "and we can get the flat." " What?" "My God!" " Rodolfo will marry you." "As your husband, he'll get the apartment." "Jesus, Maria and Joseph!" "Don't you feel ashamed!" "?" " See?" " See what?" "It's not my fault if she's an old nun?" "I can't do otherwise..." "You're so stubborn..." " Now she'll throw me out of the house!" " And what about me?" "Idiot!" "Stop it" "Up!" "Are you feeling better?" "Damn!" "She's been so rude!" " Don't tell me man..." "Imbecile!" "What if the old woman had a stroke?" "Give me that." "Stop drinking." "Maybe you have to marry in articulo mortis" "You're already drunk." "Don't you see it's crazy?" "You'll get the flat... and a flat in Madrid is worth a thousand women." "If we lose the flat, where will we go?" "If you get the flat, we could go on living here." "I don't wanna know..." "You, alone." "You see how men are." "Don't say that, Rodolfo is a good boy." "I've known a lot of man, I vouch for him." "But his proposal wasn't honest." "And his girlfriend!" "She has no shame." "You want me to keep you company?" " So we can talk a bit..." " No, darling, go to work." "And be careful!" " Doña Martina." " You see how men are..." "It was a misunderstanding!" "Rodolfo wants to marry you for other reasons." "Rodolfo is a gentleman." " Rodolfo wants to marry you..." " Yes?" "So that when you die, you flat, your cat, your stuff... your furniture, your house are in good hands." "Think about it: when you are in Heaven with your father... who's gonna look after your things?" "If only my father was here..." "I'm sorry." "... they won't try to steal my stuff." "Why did you leave me, father?" "Take a look at your father." "Mr. Rodríguez, talk to your daughter." "Tell her she's sick and alone." "What can she do, all by herself?" "Who can feed and help her... who sleeps with a poor invalid better than her husband?" "Talk to your father," "He won't deceive you." "And now, go to sleep." "Tomorrow you'll talk to Rodolfo about the marriage." " That's the best solution." " Yes." "But do you think Rodolfo is sincere?" "Of course he is." "Why are you so suspicious?" "Tell her, girl, she won't listen to me." "Sure, Rodolfo is a good boy." " Now sleep, Doña Martina." " Ok, darling, I will." "6 plus 7, 13." "6 plus 8, 14." "Well, well." "This Higalmendra machine is amazing." "2,000 pesetas, clean." ""A cigar to celebrate." ""Thank you." "Being in the business can give you... a lot of joy, if you're honest." "Don Manuel," "I need your advice." "Speak up, real men have no fear." "It's about the flat." "The flat!" "My girlfriend, Petrita ... want me to marry Doña Martina." "You told me this marriage is the only solution..." "Sometimes things are said, but that is not a solution." "In this case it is a thing...that has no name." "I think it is shameful, too... but what else can I do?" "Come on, you're going to ask for her hand." "Wait a minute, Sáenz, that's a serious matter." "Listen, boy," "I know the flat is in the city center and very nice..." "Nice?" "It is great..." "And what a location." " But we are not in America.[joke about divorce in Hollywood movies]." " You're absolutely right, Don Manuel." "Should I marry the old woman, yes or no?" "You see, that's a very delicate question." "Marriage is a very serious business." "The old woman is going to kick the bucket soon and the flat is beautiful." " How many rooms do you have?" " Four plus the bathroom." "Mr. Sáenz, remember that there'll be children." "Do what you think is right, now let's go back to work." "What do I care after all?" "That's not my problem..." "Don Manuel, could you raise my salary?" "That'll make Petrita happy!" "I can't hear you, but remember..." "If people say bad thing about you, my business will suffer..." "Now let's go back to work!" "And what's this story of the salary, anyway?" "Here who hesitates is lost." "Teodoro, give Petrita a kiss, because she's going to look after you, when I'll be gone." "Look, I have an intimate friend." " What a clever cat!" " I love cats." "Why did you give him such a name?" "Because of my poor brother, you see." "That wedding, so ..." "Don't you think?" "C'mon, the hands." "Like husband and wife." "Don't be silly, please." " It was just a joke." " It wasn't funny." "Rodolfo, she's jealous." "Oh, silly I only did it for you, for Rodolfo, for the two of you, so you can have the flat." "Come here, girl." "Still, man." "Look at these." "And the plates..." "All new." "Now give one of them to Rodolfo, who is now my husband and not only a guest." "How many are there?" "And you, bring home the salary the first day of every month." "Don't waste your money." "How can we discuss such things... in front of Don Dimas?" "Oh, sorry, I'm leaving." " Tell me to stay." " Go." "So they fight." "Did you like the food?" "Yes" "Always at your service." " Is Don Dimas leaving?" " Yes." "Now let's talk about money..." "Me and..." "Rodolfo..." "Rodolfo, tell her..." "We would like..." "Tell me, son." "It's up to you to decide, ladies." "He doesn't know what to say, as usual... he's an idiot, he's got no backbone, such a shame!" "Look at him, eating like a pig, without worrying about his future." " Ok, now let's talk about..." " I know, I know." "Look, Rodolfo's salary, don Dimas's rent, the good Mary's rent, everything is for Rodolfo." "And my father's savings, well hidden in my room... in a safe place: all yours, Rodolfo." "I was just saying that when I and Rodolfo get married... may God give you another 100 years... we will need money." " You know, just to start." " I know, I know..." "Everything is arranged." "Marriage is very expensive, you know!" "costs add up." "Because I, you know, I have to make a costume." "And what will your relatives say about the money you'll give us?" "Darling, I'm alone in this world..." "But now... now I have Rodolfo." "Good, I leave him in your hands." "Yes, my dear." "Damn it." "Why not handing out the the Higuito and Thumbelina?" " Your marriage was a great deal!" " If you say so..." "Looks like you are going to slaughter." "If I had the old woman's flat, so cute, so nice," "I'll raise the rent, for sure." "I just wanna buy a flat just for me and Petrita." "Look at your flat, close to Puerta del Sol... without having to marry anyone." "I don't like living there." " Too crowded, too much traffic..." " Well?" "We were going to the office..." "Yes, yes, c'mon, let's go now!" "If I don't make enough money this month, you're both fired!" "And you?" "What are you doing here?" "I pay you to walk, not to talk... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Zero!" "The secret of popcorn is the taste." "Thank you very much." "Doesn't the sale of Higalmendra hurt?" "On the contrary, this product will give us a lot of credit in the market." "Why do you think I've spent so much money to get the exclusive?" "It is a wonderful machine, It will make us rich and famous." "Let's eat." " They are tasty." " Sure." " Very good." " Hello?" "Here, have some." "Rodolfo, it's for you." "Coming!" " Don Manuel, may I..." " Yes, answer the phone." "She calls him everyday." "Cheers, don Manuel, what a wonderful day!" "Hello?" "Yes, Martina," "I ate the sandwiches you made, they were very good." "Yes, I have the coat." "Cut it, we have to work..." "What an idea to marry a stupid old woman that never dies!" "Don't worry." "I'm not cold!" "Stop worrying, or else you'll get sick." "C'mon!" "Now I'll see you at the café, and then I must go back to work." "I can't..." "I have to work." "We'll talk about it later." "Bye." "That barbarity, How is Madrid." " The child." " Already?" "Care." "Blue Danube." " Isn't my coat too shiny?" " No, doña Martina." "Vogue says it's this year's must." "How much?" "Not much, it was a bargain." "It's wonderful, you'll like it." "It's marvellous." " Hello." " Hi, Lola." " What are you doing?" " Nothing, just having an ice-cream..." " And you?" " Working." "Listen..." "My friend here is with her uncle, he came all the way from Vitoria." "He invites me to the theater." "Yes, go and have fun, you always work so hard!" "Goodbye." "Bye, Rodolfito." "What a lovely girl, she's got plenty of friends." "Listen, Rodolfo, when I'm dead, you should marry her." "It's a very lovely girl... she and not that girlfriend of yours." "Don't say such silly things!" "Why do you eat so fast?" "You'll be sick." "I told you, I gotta go back to work." "You're just arrived and you're already leaving." " Work is work." " Yes, I know." "Yes, but you're working too much." "Mari Cruz, give don Rodolfo his coat," "It's so cold outside." "It's very nice of you, Doña Martina." "I tell Don Rodolfo." " Don't say it." " I'll say it..." "This morning he started shouting..." "That's because you got up!" "The doctor said you must stay in bed." "Now, son, I like this place with this music, and I feel better here than in my own bed." "Stop it!" "Hey, baby, leave it." "Rodolfo, the gentleman I have removed the gun." "Please to let the gun." " Who are you?" " I want to see the bears!" "Petrita, Paco Pepe wants to see the bears." "Let's go." "That sucks!" "I'm so tired." "Worse than a nurse!" "Running after these two brats!" "And you don't help me, as usual." "Getting fatter everyday." "That was good for you to marry the old woman." "I couldn't do otherwise." "I'm fed up." " Is it safe here?" " Yes, don't worry." "He talks to the strangers and not to me." "I heard that in the North Pole the bears jump from iceberg." "Don't worry, we're safe here." "See how they take the car." "I want your hat." " Give me my hat back." " No!" " Be careful!" " I want to play." " Don't throw it!" " I won't." "What did I tell you, kid?" "You always find a way to ruin my day." " Let's go, son." " What did I tell Martina?" "If you only cared about me as much as you do about the hat..." "So?" "Are you afraid of her?" "Look, the kid threw my hat to the bears..." " So?" " I want my hat back!" "He doesn't care about me, like I am a dog." "Where did I put my rosary?" "Maybe it fell on the ground." "I have dropped my rosary." "Martina, may I come in?" "What are you doing, Martina?" "Why didn't you call me?" "Don't you know you're sick?" "My rosary fell on the ground, son..." " Call me then." " I don't want to." "I'm afraid that don Dimas will enter my room and hurt me." "We have to take ..." "Yeah, well." " Where are you going?" " To work." "I have to work hard these days." "Yes, I know." "Now that I'm sick, that silly Mari Cruz disappeared." " Don't worry." " But I'm worried!" "Poor little boy!" "Are you wearing the neck-tie?" " Yes, see?" " Good." " Do you need money?" " Only small change for a coffee." "Wait." "Here's some money to invite your boss to lunch." " He's a nice man." " Yes, indeed." "Here, so you can have a beer." "Here, young husband of mine." "One, two, three." "And another 100." "Now go, my son." " Thank you very much." " That's nothing, my boy." "Do you have ironed his pants?" "Come on, son." "Yes, much straighter the line." "Did Mari Cruz shine your shoes?" "Can't keep the boots clean." "The other one." "Well, Martina, until tomorrow." "Now go to sleep." "Bye, son." "Your sister has made me sloppy with clothing," "I thoroughly cleaned it." " Wait a minute." " What?" "Goodbye, don Dimas." "Don Dimas, I'm here for a visit." "Listen, you're a nice fellow, a very nice fellow..." "I'm telling you as a friend:" "I've been working on my feet for years, without results." "I don't wanna see them anymore." " It's getting worse everyday." " I can't help it." "Go to Jiménez Díaz, he'll see!" " Hey." " What?" "Stay near the phone, because she's dying." " Dying..." " Hi, neighbour." "How are you?" "See, girl, we can't talk in front of these men." " Let's go in the other room" " Yes..." " what about a drink?" " Thanks, Mary." "Te mueves mejor que las olas..." "You move better than the waves ..." " Keep your hands off." " Quick, I'm in a hurry." "There's a glass." "Here." "The doctor says the old woman is dying." " Where are you going?" " Dancing with Petrita." "It's Santa Petra's day, so..." "Life goes on, doesn't it?" "Where are you going to dance?" "At Sésamo's, they say it's a nice Paris-style place." " I don't like it." " I can't dance." "Come, I'll show you." "C'mon, boy, like this, cha-cha-cha..." "How can you dance with your hat on?" "I like beer." "I like you." "Shall we dance?" "Are we going to sit here all night?" "What can we do?" "Come on, let's dance." "We should have married before," "even if we had to live in a garage." "Without uniform you're nothing." "Uniform gives you personality." "Take a look at yourself." "Take off that handkerchief!" "Tell your mother to come here tomorrow!" " I must tell her about her son." " Yes, sir." "Less "Yes, sir" and more work." "Bring the popcorn to cinema Encomienda..." "And sing the song!" "Hello?" "I won't allow personal phone calls during worktime." "I've told you this a thousand times..." "Oh, sorry." "Yes, I understand." "Ok, I'm telling him." "That's life." "Rodolfo, I know you didn't marry her for love, but a dying wife is always a dying wife." "She's going..." "May I go home?" "Of course." "In those cases..." "Pulvis eris y..." "Bueno, etc." " Maybe I should go with him." " I'm so sorry for your wife." "Always trying to go home..." "GOk, go, take Rodolfo home with my car and find out when the funeral is." "Thank you." "This is not a sofa." " It's my bed." " It's a sofa." "It's written in the papers." "I'm an hard working man." "I'll pay you the day after tomorrow..." "I can't sell this to the pawn shop!" "It's a gift from my poor mother!" "May she rest in peace!" "I'll pay you in two days." "I can't sleep on the floor." "I'm the best callista in Madrid!" "In the whole Spain!" "German old school!" "Listen, do me a favour." "Sit down!" "Give me your foot, please." "that I'm going to leave like tissue paper." "I have to collect the money from you." "Oh, boy." "What about those lovely girls?" "Of these there are few." "Hey, girls, why don't you... join us in the car?" "I have to go." "See how they walk the other is damaging the sidewalk." "A single is a blank check." "Hey, baby, you don't know what you're missing." "Where are you going?" "But hey!" "Flat." "No." "You're a cheater, I'm not pressed." "Rodolfo is coming." "Have you seen your foot?" " Does it hurt there?" "0 Yes." "This is a physical pain." "What about the psychological pain of a lonely man?" "I'm lonely too." "So you understand my situation." "Are you Catholic?" " Are you a Catholic?" " Yes." "So God will punish you for your lack of Mercy!" "Don Dimas!" "Look what you just did!" "I must collect the money!" " You won't take my sofa away!" " Always the same story..." "Look, it's a complex situation." "It's not for the sofa..." "Take this cigar ... and come back in a few day..." "I'll pay." "That guy is burdensome, to pay 40 duros for a cigar!" "Have you seen, Don Dimas?" "It's such a disgrace." "She was so old..." "That's life." "Happen to me, not you." "What should I give to my ill rooster?" "Testoviron propynate." "Come here, Rodolfo!" "You must be strong, you muste be brave!" "People are so cruel!" " Don Dimas." " The day after tomorrow!" "Tomorrow I'll get my money right after the funeral." "What's going on here?" "Just personal business, nothing important." "Now... she's dying for real." "Don't bother them, out!" "Calm down." "Permission." "Tranquility." "Look!" "See?" "When the time comes, science is over." "Like a bird." "Don't leave your hat here, it'll bring us bad luck." "Calm down." "Mari Cruz, some coffee for the ladies." "And liquor for don Rodolfo." "Don't forget the medicine for my rooster?" "Forget the rooster now." "Where do I go while we wait for her death?" " You didn't have to leave your sister's house." " She threw me out!" " Will she keep us waiting for long?" " How do I know?" "And what about her father's savings?" " Please, she's dying." " We need it!" "Let's take a look at the furniture." "We have to move 'em." " Please, Petrita, this is not the right time." " What on earth is this?" " Let me see..." " It's the bathroom." " And water doesn't work." " There's no pressure in the afternoon." " So filthy!" " Here's where Dimas lives." "May I come in?" " Good afternoon." " Good afternoon, Petrita, came in." "I just wanted to take a look." " Please, come in." " No, thank you." "Everything's filthy here." "He could've opened the window," "I was fainting..." "Good afternoon." "Listen, Rodolfito, I have to go for a minute." "Be right back." "Who's that..." "I'd like to know... what happened here when I was home." "I'm so sorry." " I'm going to see your wife." " Thank you." "That cutest virgin, with his lantern and all." "Full of dust, like everything here." "What an horror these walls!" "So much useless, silly stuff." "And here?" "Such a bed, poor boy." "We'll have to change everything here... but only if we find her father's savings." "I bet she's given all the money to the Church." "I don't know what to do..." "We'll have to paint the walls..." "Let's see." "Poor boy." "But Petrita ..." " You don't understand..." " What's going on here?" "This kitchen is a pigpen." "It's horrible!" "Let me see these plates." "Couldn't you wash them?" "That garbage." "Look at this stew." "Everything's filthy and useless here." "And here?" " What is this?" " It's where I sleep." "Horrible, not even a cat would sleep here." "What did you buy for lunch?" "I'm not as bad as the lady." "Let me." "Let me." "We'll see." "What is this?" "Have you seen that anchovies?" "Where did you buy this?" "If you do not arrive on time, you poison." "Don't worry, Rodolfo, I'll fix you a nice supper." "Now you'll see." "In the trash." "Take this, this sucks." "What a supper!" "I was so hungry!" "Why didn't you put the chicken in the fridge?" "It wasn't my fault." "Tomorrow: chicken!" "So fat." "It'll be another great supper!" " In the fridge." "A crisper." "As casseroles, Rodolfo!" "Always back and forth." "Now, in honor of Petrita, I'm gonna play the drunk englishman." "Enough of this nonsense." "Sit down!" "Luckily there is someone to shut him up." " Sit" " Did't not hear?" "We need to talk." "You like the house... you really like the food... the chicken..." "And who does not like that?" " How much money you pay for the rent?" " Petrita, I think that..." "No, wait, madam, I don't like your words..." "I don't have to discuss this matter with you... but with the tenant." "Talk Rodolfo." " Now, I think that..." " Shut up!" " And don't laugh, girl, because you..." " What do you want from me?" " I want you to go away." " Why?" "Because this house, from now on, is going to be a decent home ... and people like you can't live in a decent house." " Leave me alone!" " You're the undecent one." " Tell her, Rodolfo." " Don't touch her!" "This isn't Casablanca." "She's insulting me!" "Think about your honor, my boyfriend never married an old dying woman." "Your boyfriend!" "?" "Which one?" "Go to the next room, I have to breastfeed." "Now let's see if we can find the old woman's money." "All I have to blame myself for providing the floor." "And you, stop joking, that I do not give it anyone." "This is my house and I rule it!" "We'll discuss it tomorrow." " What happened?" " I don't know..." "Just a minute!" "Nothing happened." "Don't cry, girl," "I'm here to defend your rights..." "and mine too." " This is my methodology in court." " That's rich!" "Wash your hands for rice pudding." "Poor Rudolph." "Nothing." "Can't find it anywhere." "What's up?" "I don't wanna see her." "She's so creepy." "Don't worry, that's life." "You're right." "Now we own the floor." "Martina, Martina." "No, you're not dying." "The money..." "Ah, the picture." "Thank you." " I'm so sorry for your loss." " Thank you very much, don Manuel." " Now you have the flat, eh?" " I don't think so." "That future." "Here comes the beast." "As I leave the house ..." " Stay, is able to put ..." " I'm not mad, goodbye." "Give your aunt a kiss." "Yes, yes man." "In the car." "Look at all this stuff I bought." "And this coat!" "Why don't you look at me?" "It's a funeral, take them away." " The kids want to come to the cemetery." " It's so disrespectful!" "Don't play the grieving husband with me." "Tha taxi is already paid after all." "But this old woman has done so much for us..." "Now go." "And you: go straight home... and clean the furniture we have to sell." "Goodbye." "Boy, she was just an old woman, c'mon..." "Inside..." "let's go!" " Goodbye, my life." " Goodbye, Mom." "You're good." " Take care of your brothers." " Yes, Mom." " Goodbye." " Goodbye, Mom." "Come back soon, bye." "Don't make your aunt angry!"