"Okay." "Here's your paycheck!" "Plus your expenses." "Alright, who says crime does not pay?" "Okay, I sign here ... and I just need your initials." "Just your initials." "Dont have to sign it, just your initials" ""A" and an "M"." " Hi." " Hi." "Hi, look at you!" "You look spectacular." " Thank you." " Mr Monk, TK is here." " Does'nt she look great?" " Oh, yeah." "What's the occasion?" "It's our six months anniversary so Leland is taking me to "La Pasteria"." " Oh, very nice." " You been there?" " No, that's how nice it is." " Oh, my God" "What?" "He wants to marry you." "He's going to propose to you tonight." "What are you talking about?" "He has something in his pocket, his been padding it all day its the size and shape of a ring box." "Plus, he trimmed his mustache two days ahead of schedule." "and he has been talking to himself just now." "I bet he's rehearsing." "Plus, he is flossing his teeth, which is something he never does!" "Oh, my God, Leland!" "Congratulations!" "Mr. Monk, you ruined the surprise." "No, I didnt." "Im very surprised." "Wait, here he comes." "Dont let him on." "Dont let him know we know." " Hey." "Hey" " Hi." "You look great." "It's six thirty, so we should get ... going." "Are you okay?" "Why is everybody crying?" "No reason." "You two have fun." "What's going on?" "They figured it out." "That your proposing." "I wonder how." "What do I do now?" "I guess I'll just do it here" "Wait, no." "No, no, no, no." "Let's just wait until we are alone." "and I want to hear the whole speech." "and everything that you've planned." "Oh." "Is that a yes?" "Well, you'll just have to wait and find out." "Wait, can I take a peek, just a little peek?" "Oh" "Looks like we are going to a wedding." " Are you alright?" " Yes, sir." "I'm sorry, Lieutenant, but I've never seen anything like it." " Do you think they killed him first?" " God, I hope so." "Peters, Any id at all?" "Fingerprints?" "Anything?" "You need fingers for fingerprints." "Heaven," "I'minheaven." "Andmyheartbeatsso that I can hardly speak." "Hey." "How you doing?" "AndI finallyfound the happiness that I seek ..." "Hey there, Kevin." "You look good." "You losing weight?" "Good for you." "Whenwereup togetherdancing, cheek to cheek." "Hey, I smell ribs." "There is ribs." "You're in a good mood this morning." "Im in a great mood." "Im getting married in nine days, can you believe it?" "Heaven,I 'minheaven and my ... holy monkey." "Yeah, a couple of hikers found him this morning." "Any id?" "No." "We got a boot." "One boot, everything else burnt up." "One boot?" "Holy monkey." "Yeah, figure its a drifter sleeping in the park, some kids come by, they shoot him then set him on fire." "We found a nine millimeters shell right over here." "A couple of kids shot him first?" "Yeah, I think so." "His back was´nt as well done." "You know, so it was'nt rolled around." "I think most people would roll around instinctively." " You know?" " Right." "We found this too." "Rum." "Probably his own bottle." "Bacardi 151, that will do it." "Any prints on the bottle." "No, wiped down." "Well, the kids would not have wiped down the bottle," "There is something wrong here." "Call Monk, have him meet us at the morgue." " Yes, sir." " You can cover that up now." "Yes, sir." "Iloveto go up fishingon a river or a creek,  butI donotlove it half as much asdancingcheektocheek." "Oh,heaven," "Cupid was a gun for hire, took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer, whose love was wallowed in admire" "We love you TK Stottlemeyer!" "Mr. and Mrs. Stottlemeyer." "Sound a little like "Light My Fire"." "What part?" "The words." "and the music." "Why dont you just play the wedding march?" "Yeah, I am during the service." "But this is for after." "This is for the reception." "This is my gift." "Either that or a trash compactor." "It cant go wrong with a trash compactor." "Hey listen, Monk ..." " Are you ok with me and TK?" " What?" "I mean, about her name." "Oh sure, I think it's great!" "Everybody should have a Trudy in their life." "Yeah, thank you, man." "That means a lot to me." "There is something else." "I guess this is as good a time as any." "You and I ... we go way back." "Probably twenty - odd or even, mostly odd years ..." "So I would like for you to be standing next to me... next saturday." "Standing next to you?" "Yeah, I'm asking you to be my best man." "Really?" "Wow!" "I'm ..." "What am I?" "I'm surprised." "I'm flattered." "Slightly apprehensive." "I'm anxious, which ..." "Well, I am always anxious." " So that is not ..." " So is that a yes?" "Yes!" " Yes, absolutely." " Okay." "Thank you." "I'll do my best to be the best." "The best man that the best man can possibly be" "I'm sure you will." "It's not complicated." "Your main job is to make sure you dont lose this." "I will not lose this ring." "I'm sure you wont." "I will not lose this ring." " Monk, I think you're bending it." " Yeah." "Oh, hello Adrian." " Hey, how are you?" " Hey, fiance." "Hey yourself, what are you doing here?" "Oh, my God, is that a person?" "Yeah." "It was a person, they found it in Colin Park." " Well, who is it?" "Or who was it?" " We dont know." "No, they took his wallet, and everything is burned" "We'll be lucky if we can get a DNA match." "Oh, God, you have to do this every day?" "Honey, I dont teach kindergarden" "You knew this when we met." "Hey, wanna take a walk?" "Oh, I'm okay." "Actually, I have a favor to ask you and it's a little embarrassing." "Okay." "Stephanie got arrested last night." "Who is Stephanie?" "Stephanie Briggs, it's her maid of honor." "We are sisters, I mean, we feel like sisters." "What did she do?" "Nothing, it was just speeding." " Was she drinking?" " No, I swear." "It was just speeding It was her third offense." "Okay, where did they take here?" "She's here." "Downstairs." "In the holding cell?" "They wont release her until the judge comes in tomorrow." " So where your car?" " The impound lot." "Okay, I'll see what I can do." "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" " You are my hero." " Okay." " Meet me outback in half an hour." " Bye bye." "Ah, smell that sweet air." "Oh, please, drama queen." "What, where you in there for like twenty hours?" "I thought I was having to dig my way out" "She would not dig her way out because she would have been afraid she would break a fingernail." "Can I ask you a question?" "Yeah." "What the hell were you thinking?" "You went 75 miles an hour in a residential neigbourhood." "It was an emergency, Leland, alright?" "I had to get to the caterings before they closed." "You see, she was doing it for us." "It's just a wedding, it´s not worth getting killed over." "We ought to getting married on the beach, just you and me." "Something simple in the sand. jeans and sandals." "Weddings are just not for us, it's for the families" "You're the boss." "It's my tuxedo, thank you very much for picking that up." "Yes, maybe I should check it, make sure it's right." "Oh, I'm sure it's fine." "I rent from these guys all the time." "I cant wait to see you in it." "Oh, thats nauseating, I want to go back to prison." " Bye, drive safely." " I'll keep it under a hundred." "Cute." "Want me to hold the ring?" "I got it." "Why dont you put it in your pocket?" "Pockets rip." "How about a drawer?" " Not reliable?" " Really?" "I find drawers to be pretty reliable." "I'd just worry about it." "You know, I'd obsess over it." "Probably end up carrying the whole bureau around with me." "You're taking this best man stuff pretty seriously." "So how's the bachelor party coming?" "Oh, that´s going great, great." "I have already bought the beer." "And I got a movie." "What?" "I've never seen you so excited it is as if he proposed to you." "I know, thats how I feel." "You know, It's almost midnight I should really really go home." "Why dont you just sleep here?" "Well, because I have work to do." "I have a deadline, I have to review seven blenders." "Alright, they are just blenders." "Stay here." "Wait a minute, Curtis Rudner isnt he a pediatrician?" " Does'nt he have a date?" " He´s seperated." "Well, in this case, Im gonna move him over to table number three, right next to me." "Well look at that!" "Hello Curtis, how are you?" "Sorry, "dibbs"." "Actually, Natalie is bringing her own doctor." "Yes, Lt. Steven Albright." "He's in the Navy, he's a medical officer." "Very nice." "Ready?" "Okay." "Be honest." "Okay." "What do you think?" "Honey, if I looked that good," "I would get married every six months, you know what I'm saying?" "Oh, no, is that the time?" "I have to go, I have to meet Mr. Monk at the crime lab." " God, how do you do it?" " Do what?" "Your job." "How do you live with it?" "The blood, the anger, the victims." " How do you get used to it?" " Oh, well I'm not used to it." "Lets hope I never am." "Dont tell Leland, but after the break in last week," "I did'nt sleep for two days." "Honey." "I'm serious." "I dont know if I can be a cops wife." "Monk, the evidence is over here." "Randy, go get him." "It's a mixed arrangement." "There supposed to be mixed up." "That's the centerpiece for the tables at the reception." "Thank you." "Okay, we have a victim, found him in Colin Park." "He was shot once and then burned." "I read the file, so where are we?" "Still unidentified." "Randy, what do we know about him?" "Well, we know he was ... flammable." "That pretty much it." "And this is it?" " That's all there is." " Hey, I´m looking forward to coming to the bachelor party, tonight." "What time should I get there?" "Six o'clock." "The bachelor party starts at six o'clock?" "Be there, or be square." "Alright, let's see." "We have a work boot, size 12 and a half, maybe 13." "So we know he was tall." "And slightly bow legged." "The wear on the heel is uneven." "You're writing this down, Randy?" "Ah, yes, sir." "What is this?" "A thorn." "There is no break." "I think it was cut." "And this ..." "What is that?" "It's green styrofoam." "I will send this down to the lab." "We're in the lab." "Then I'll just put it right there." "You know, I can hold that ring." "I got it." "I got it." "Truth is I might not be needing that ring after all." "TK is having second thoughts about the wedding." "Buyers remorse." "What?" "What happened?" "Well, the break in at my house really spooked her." "It was just an B and I, some kid, did'nt take anything, probably a junkie looking for my piece." "Now I cant bring it in the house." "Wow." "New rule, I have to leave the gun in the car." "Monk, for gods sake, would you leave it alone?" "Green styrofoam" "He was a florist" "Hello?" "TK Jensen, sorry about the mess." "Excuse me?" "Sorry about the mess" "Friday night at Lelands house." "Who is this?" "Tell your boyfriend I'll be stopping by again" "Maybe next time you both be at home." "Sorry I'm late." "Oh, Leland." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey." "You okay?" "You're shaking." "Oh, somebody just called me and he said that he ransacked your place and he said he'd be back." "Just now on this phone?" "Let me see." "Did you recognize the voice?" "No, it was weird." "It was mechanical." "An electronic filter, it could have been anybody." "Comptel." "It was a pay phone." "He knew my name." "Dont worry about it." "It's no big deal." "Just some creep having fun." "I'll take care of it tomorrow." "Let's go home and look the door." " What about the party?" " Forget about the party." "I'll cancel it." "You cant, it's your bachelor party." "Look, there is no way I'm gonna leave you tonight" "I'm fine." "I'll go to the office, I got a lot of work to do anyway." "And there are twenty people there, I'll be fine." " No." " You have to go." "No." "This means the world to Adrian." "He's been planning it all week." "Okay, I'll go." "Besides, a party at Monks house it will be over by nine o'clock." "Leland ..." "Does this happen all the time?" "Just tell me, is this gonna be my life" "No." "I swear this never happens." "Okay, does everybody have pizza?" "There's nothing on it." "I know!" "I ordered plain." " It's not even cheese?" " I ordered extra plain." "No fuss no muss." "And use your coasters." "Alright." "Large coasters go under the small coasters." "And there are trash bags in the kitchen." "Everybody gets one." "I put your names on the top." "Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom." "Where do you want me to put him, Mike?" "In the kitchen?" "Great, thank you." "Well, you were right." "It came from a pay phone, a gas station on Vinton Street." "Any prints?" "No prints, no witnesses." "What do you think?" "Someone with a grudge, someone you have put away?" "Maybe, it's not a short list." "How's TK doing?" "She's scared to death." "Excuse me." "Okay, alright, here we go." "Is everybody having fun?" "You mean "is anybody having fun?" "Thats good, good." "Alright, I would like to say a few words." "About our friend, Leland Francis Stottlemeyer." "Thank you, thank you very much." " Okay." " And it goes like this" ""A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. "" "It's more, it's more." "The bartender says, hey are'nt you Leland Stottlemeyer, whose first marriage was annulled after five days." "And second wife, Karen, left him after twenty years?" "And then you dated Linda Fusco, who was later convicted for first-degree murder?" "Wait." "Wait." "Then Leland says, that's right." "And the bartender says, every relationship you ever had has ended in disaster." "And you want to get married again?" "You're crazy!" "No wonder you have a duck on your head!" "Then Leland says ..." "Then Leland says:" "I need a drink." "I get it, I get it, you are right." "Break out the booze!" "And everybody gets a beer." "Hold on ..." "Only twelve bottles?" "Everybody gets a beer ..." "Gentlemen, here's the situation" "We got twelve bottles, which are 144 fluid ounces." "Which is enough for each of us to get a little sleepy ..." "Yeah!" "or for one of us to get good and polluted!" "Designated drunk ." "I love the idea." "I'll be drunk!" "Alright." "Yeah." "We'll start a wedding tradition, one I'll hope will never be repeated" "Alright, I have a question." "I have a question ..." "Do any of you guys like movies?" "I'm talking about Hollywood movies." "Because I have found the ultimate bachelor party movie." "It's rated R." "Everybody here over 18?" "No, seriously: are there?" "Check it out." "Bachelor Party." "It's actually called "Bachelor Party"." "Read the cover." " "Shocking, shameful" ..." " That's for you." ""Sinful" ..." "Oh my!" ""And the party has'nt even begun yet."" "Get it?" "He spilled his beer!" "It's all over the floors ..." "And what are they doing, dancing on the roof of a car?" "You cant make this stuff up, this move is off the hook." "It's off the hook." " And now what's he's doing?" " He's throwing up." "It's only a movie, right?" "Hey, Monk ..." "I really appreciate this, but I am worried about TK and I want to be there when she gets home." "Sure?" "Because I bought a pinata!" " No." " Hey, hey!" "Who owns the Crown Vic parked out front?" "Was it green?" "No, and it´s like charcoal grey with flames on the sides." "And on the roof." "And on the windshield." "There flames on the windshield?" "Flames on the windshield." "I love this movie." "Hey!" "Hey, that's my car!" "Firefighters are on there way they'll be here in three minutes." " What is going on?" " I have no idea." "How did you sleep?" "Sleep, what's that?" "TK wont come to my house cause she doesnt feel safe there." "So we go to her place." "Two a.m a car alarm goes of, she gets freaked out" "We ended up spending the night at the Bayside motel on route 10." "She ended up crying all night." "Whoever this guy is, he's ruining my life." "Well that's supposed to be my job." "Exactly." "I got the lab report from the car last night." "No big surprise: gasoline accelerant" " Gas can?" " No gas can." " Witnesses?" " No witnesses." "So what do you think?" "I think someone is trying to scare you." "Yeah." "But why?" "I mean, it doesnt track." "If this guy wants a piece of me, if he wants to hurt me ... why doesnt he come at me?" "What's all this cat and mouse crap?" "So who's on your short list?" "I been at this all morning." "Most of these guys are either in jail or dead." "Or both." "No." "Nobody is both." "What about about Joey Knox?" "Remember at that hearing?" "He kept saying it was'nt over." "I already checked:" "Joey Knox is in Mexico." "But did'nt he have a brother?" "Yes, Joey Knox had a brother." " Thank you." " Joey Knox ..." "And the brother is deceased." "What's that?" "That's the burn victim from the park, we might have an id." "We been checking flower shops." "Remember Monk found that green styrofoam?" "Yeah, I remember, I was there." "There's a flower shop up in Pacific Heights." "One of there clerks has been missing since Tuesday." "Well, you and Monk go check it out." "I cant go, cause I'm trying to save my marriage here" "Yes, sir." "I'm trying to save my marriage and I aint even married yet." "You smell that?" "They should open some windows." "I think it smells wonderful." "I bet you heaven smells just like this." "I bet it does'nt." "Twenty dollars." "Hey, hi, welcome to "Affinity"." "I'm Joy, how can I help you?" "Are you the owner?" "I dont like that word "owner"?" "You cant own a piece of nature, right?" "Yes, but your name is on the lease, right?" "I mean, It's a store." "Ma'am, My name is Lieutenant Disher I'm from the San Francisco police." "This is Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger." " Oh, this is about Charlie?" " Yes, ma'am, Charlie Doyle." "You said he's been missing for a week." "Yes, a week ago tuesday." " How long did he work here?" " Three years." "He was my clerk, he made my deliveries." "And it's not like him to disappear." "He was never even late ..." " Did he wear tan work boots?" " Yeah, sometimes." "And do you have an address for Charlie?" "No!" "And that is the thing!" "I wish I did, and I dont ..." " So you dont know where he lived." " No." "Can you check your records?" "I'm sure it´s on the contract." "I'm not gonna lie to you, I have to be honest." "I'm a truthteller..." "I dont think he ever filled out any forms ..." "I just paid him in cash once a week, of the books." "He did'nt belive in banks." " Well, it's against the law." " But, who's law?" "." " Who's law?" " Exactly!" "So you're not even sure if Charlie Doyle was his real name." "Well, I never asked." "For instance, Joy is not my real name." "It's just how I feel ..." "Oh" "I knew it." "I knew it from the moment that you walked in here." "You are a butterfly orchid." " I am?" " Yes you are." "I believe that everyone has a special flower that speaks to them." "A sort of a floral soulmate, you know" "I am of course a tiger lily." "Excuse me." "I think I scared him." "And you are..." "A sweet little crocus." "Just a bud." "I always felt like a crocus." "Yeah, I'm not kidding." "Yeah!" "I'm always right." " And you are ..." " Uncomfortable." "No, dont be uncomfortable." "Look around you, at all the beauty in here ..." "Yeah." "You know, I think something is wrong." "Your aura is very dark place." " Thank you." " It does'nt have joy in it." "Let me think ..." " Randy, Randy." " Your flower ..." "Ma'am." "Do you happen to have a picture of Charlie?" "No, he does'nt like photographs." "He's a very private person and I respect that." "I know." " A fizzle!" " Yeah." "No." " A cactus!" "No.." " Okay, yeah." "What about fingerprints?" "Where exactly did Charlie work?" "That's his station there." "Great." "Are these his shears?" "Has anyone else touched them?" " I dont think so." " Let's rap these up." "Take the gloves too, the're rubber." "We can lift some prints off the inside." " I found it." " Excuse me?" "This is your flower." "It's plastic." "I love it." " Hello." " This is my aunt Nora." "Pleased to meet you." "And my cousin Curtis, from Seattle." " Pleasure." " Leland Stottlemeyer." "These are my boys, Max and Jared." " I heard you guys had a rough week." " Oh, nothing we cant handle." "We never thought TK would ever end up marrying a policeman." "Well I never thought I end up marrying a girl like TK." " Hey there!" " Hey, you remember Stephanie?" "She's my best friend." " Hi." " Nice to meet you." "Stephanie Briggs, you look younger than you did ten years ago." "Did you make a deal with the devil?" "This is why I love weddings." "Are you kidding me?" "Thank you TK and Leland." "You're not even gonna ask him?" "No, Mr. Monk, it's crazy." "Dont mention it again." "Hey, how you guys doing?" "Mr. Monk wants to walk TKs father down the aile.." "We are the exact same height!" "I mean, how often does that happen?" "Mr. Monk, I'm sure he would like to walk his daughter down the aile." "She could walk behind us." "Just ask him!" "I'm talking about the exact same height." "Think how cool that would look." "Look, I've got some news." "I just got off the phone with Ralph Toplyn, FBI." "The missing clerk from the flower store, they ran his prints his real name is Martin Kettering." "Kettering, I know that name." "Yes, he's a fugitive." "He's been on the FBI most wanted list for twelve years." "He was in a Eco-terrorist group called "The Earth Avengers"." "I remember them." "They blew up a bunch of condos in Denver or something." "Yeah, wich killed two security guards and a fireman." "This whole group, Kettering and three others has been on the run ever since." "Is he the burn victim?" "We just got the DNA test back." "It's definitely him." "Excuse me." "If everyones ready, I think we should get started." "I'd like everyone to line up just the way you'll be tomorrow." "Mr. Monk, Mr. Monk ... you're walking too slow!" "Walk normal." "So you think she'll go through with it?" " Who?" " TK." "She's scared to death." "You know, After the threats and the car bombing ..." "I could'nt marry a policeman, even if I loved him." "Where's our best man?" "Right here." "Are you angry about something?" "No, that's the ring." "Okay, we'll just wait until the music stops." "Randy." " Hey, hey, hey!" "Randy, You're okay?" " Yes." "Get everybody out of here!" "This is Randy Disher." "We got an explosion in the church in the corner of Vinton and Third." "TK!" "TK!" "TK!" "TK!" "Ok, what would you like me to do with this?" "Let us sell it on eBay." "Mint condition, never been used!" "Sweetie, I'm gonna put it in your closet and I will also stop by the station so I can return Lelands tuxedo." "Thanks." " Everybody hates me." " No sweetie, nobody hates you." "Leland hates me." "I can feel it." "Did you talk to him?" "He offered to quit the force." " He did?" " He gave me his badge." "I gave it back." "It's who he is." "He's a cop." " He bleeds blue." " He'd be miserable." "We'd both be miserable." "Spending our lives resenting each other..." "What kind of marriage is that?" "Let me tell you: from what I seen, it's pretty typical" "Okay, how about a drink?" "Oh I'd love to, but I cant." "When I look back on this twenty years from now" "I wanna know that I was sober." "Ok, sweetheart, for what it is worth" "I think you have made the right decision." "Leland is a great guy, but you have got to start thinking about yourself." "I mean, my god you been a wreck this week!" "And you could not live like this ..." "Oh ..." "You dont agree?" "My husband, Mitch, was a Navy pilot." "He was shot down in 1998." "Leland told me, I'm sorry ..." "Yeah, I'm sorry too." "I'm sorry all the time." "But I'm not sorry I married him." "And you know I thought about this a lot." "Even if I knew then what I know now, I still would have made the same decision." "We had eight years but I would married him for eight minutes." "There's a risk in everything." "That's what life is." "It's all or nothing." "I guess I can take that ring back." "Not yet." "Monk." "It's over." "I happen to be an expert on this subject." "Well, I'm not giving up." "It's gonna work out... somehow." "You love her." "You need her." "She's your answer." "She's my answer." "Where did you hear that?" "Trudy used to say that, my Trudy." "Besides ..." "I dont think I can open my hand." "Stephanie Briggs." "I'm sorry, am I interrupting?" " No." " Are you okay, Leland?" "No, Stephanie, I'm far from being ok." "Well I'll just be a second." "I'm running some errands." "I gotta call the minister, cancel catering and I need to return your tuxedo and take all the vases back to Affinity." " And eh. .." " Cleaning up the mess, eh?" "Leland, I know this hurts and I'm really sorry." "But you'll find someone." "You got your whole life ahead of you." "Now you're being cruel." "Hey, would you tell her to call me?" "Yeah." "I will" "I'm gonna find him, the guy that scared her off." "Him and me is gonna have a long conversation, the kind that involves a lot of punching." "Affinity, the flower shop." "That's were she bought the flowers for the wedding?" "Yeah, that's right." "Leland, that's where Martin Kettering worked." "When was she arrested?" " A week ago Tuesday." " That was the night Kettering was killed." "Where did they pull her over?" "Colin Avenue, a mile from the body!" "Stephanie." "Got a minute?" "Well, actually, I'm running a little late, Leland, can't it wait?" "No, it really can't." "You say you known TK for 12 years?" "Yeah, more or less." "Where were you before that?" "You never said." "Who were you before then?" "You ever hear of a group called "The Earth Avengers"?" " What are you talking about?" " Martin Kettering." "Is he a friend of yours?" "Leland, listen, I know that you have had a terrible week." "Here's what I know ..." "I know we're going back inside, we got a few things to talk about." "Okay, not today, Leland." " Do you see?" " Easy, easy." "Take it easy." "I'll kill him, I swear to God you both know what I am capable of." "So why dont you take out your gun and throw it in the garbage can." "And dont be obvious about it, please." "She's the guy, Leland." "She's definitely the guy." "Okay." "Stay calm." " She's the guy." " Okay." "Okay, Just stay calm." "You, you take this." "You're gonna walk me to my car." "Here we go." "Just put your hands down, just walk naturally." "Walk like a normal person!" "I bet you a week's pay that that is a nine-millimeter." "It's the same gun that you killed Martin Kettering with, right?" "What was it doing with my tuxedo?" "This is what this whole thing has been about." "You were in that group with Martin Kettering you've been a fugitive for 12 years." "Just shut up." "I already started, It's very hard for me to stop." "It's true, you have to let him finish." " Go on." " I'll make it quick." "Here's what happened." "You reinvented yourself." "You got a good job, a new life." "Then a few weeks ago, you walked into that flower shop and your past caught up with you." "He had a dead-end job, he had nothing to lose." "You had everything to lose." "I'm guessing he wanted money." "You promised to help him." "You agreed to pay him off." "So you lured him in to those woods." "He had no idea he was in danger until it was too late." "You killed him in cold blood." "And after you shot him, you burned the body." "And you were safe again." "But then it all went wrong, did'nt it?" "On the way home ..." "She got pulled over." "She still had the gun, the murder weapon, she only had a few seconds to hide it." "She panicked." "Just before the cops stepped up to the car she hid the gun inside the garment bag with your tuxedo." "This was your third speeding offense." "They impounded the car and I took the bag up to my office." "She knew as soon as you'd open that garment bag, you'd find the gun." "Which explains the break in." "She was looking for the garment bag." "And when that did'nt work she got desperate." " the phone call, the car fire." " She was trying to scare TK." "So TK would call off the wedding." " Are you guys done?" " Actually, no." "I have a little ..." "You're done." "Get in the car." "Leland, you drive." "And you're in the backseat." "No, no, no, I never get in the backseat." " I only sit in the front." " That's true, he can't ride in the back." "What's your problem?" "This is a gun." " Leland!" " TK!" "I been talking to Natalie." "I'm so sorry." "I was'nt thinking clearly." "What are you doing here?" "Just go home!" "We have nothing to say." "Just go home." "He does'nt want to talk to you right now, he hates your guts." "I just wanted to say ..." "I love you." "I'm not leaving you again." "In that case you're coming with us." "Get in the car, TK." "Not in front, though." "Because I'm sitting there." "It's okay." "It's not loaded." "No, it's not eh?" "It's empty now." "Here's your clip." "You had one in the chamber." "You are under arrest." "Turn around." " Ow, that hurt." " Good." "Now you're gonna marry me or not?" "Absolutely." "Trudy, do you take Leland to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "Do you promise to love him, honor and cherish him for better or for worse, in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?" "I do." "Sorry, my fingers are a little stiff." "Open." "Okay." "Here you go." "Open." "I picked the right man." "And Leland, do you take Trudy to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "Do you promise to cherish, honor and love her, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health for as long as you both shall live?" "I do." " I now prono..." " Wait." "There's something else I would like him to wear." "May I have your wallet, please?" "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "You damn right." "Are´nt you supposed to throw that?" "translation: charlie"