"NARRATOR:" "It all began at The Plaza Hotel 20 years ago in the month of June." "Two mothers brought their daughters, Liv and Emma here to the Palm Court for tea." "On that afternoon, there was a wedding." "There was something blue, something borrowed and something completely magical." "And two little girls from New Jersey held in their hands a new dream  that one day, they would find that one person  who would stand by them no matter what and when they did  they too would have June weddings at The Plaza." "Thank you." "And yes, Your Honor..." "... Iwilltakethisloftyman to be my husband." "I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life." "Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house." "EMMA:" "Do you think they let pets inside The Plaza?" "liv:" "Well, it's not like we're getting married until we're 1 6 at least." "EMMA:" "Next time can I play the bride?" "liv:" "Emma, you know I always play the bride." "Not too shabby." "Caviar cocktail hour." "Cigar roller." "White glove service." "Celadon Cymbidium orchids." "Great DJ." "So we both admit it's beautiful." "liv:" "Eh." "Yeah." "EMMA:" "But?" "Do you think it's the work of Marion St. Claire?" "Marion's a visionary." "lf it had been my wedding" "Oh, just say it." "lt ain't June." "And it ain't The Plaza." "lt's the elephant in the room." "Yeah." "And here you are." "Oh, look, a duck made out of ice." "Isn't this great?" "You know what else is great?" "Going home early and watching your backed up TiVo?" "Am I that predictable?" "How about one more dance..." "... andI 'llgiveyoumypieceofthe cake if you let me lead." "Very funny." "Come on." "Come on." "You know I always lead." "Hey." "Oh." "Hi, girls." "Are you ready to catch this bouquet?" "Gotta go." "AMANDA:" "I'm so happy all of you" "On the other hand, always fun." "I know, they take it so seriously." "My work friends, sort of." "My college buds." "Oh, my God." "Emma Allen, is that the same dress you wore..." "... totheDeltaGammaKegs-for-a-Cause semiformal like a bazillion years ago?" "Yeah." "What's your point?" "Because it's a classic." "If a dress works, you work it hard." "Oh." "See, that is sweet and loyal." "Girlfriends sticking up for each other." "I like that a lot." "Keep that." "Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this?" "WOMAN 1 :" "Yeah." "WOMAN 2:" "Yeah." "Just think about it, feel it, catch it." "One." "Two." "Three." "NARRATOR:" "I would have seen the signs if I'd been there." "It's all right there." "Look at Emma 's eyes, like a hunter's." "And Liv's hand." "How would you like that clasped around your throat?" "Not that either of them can imagine hurting each other at this point." "Why should they?" "They've been inseparable for 20 years." "Okay, slow down." "Why can't we run with iPods?" "Because iPods are for people who can't be alone with their thoughts." "I'm running circles around you, you know that?" "You know how many things I can think about at once?" "You know what a multitasker I am?" "You're not enjoying my conversation?" "l am very hurt, Liv." "l gotta go." "Have a good day." "Love you." "Oh, tell me how the meeting goes." "Goodbye." "Watch this power walk." "Woo!" "EMMA:" "Woo!" "Did you get the changes to the brief?" "Read and highlighted." "Great." "liv:" "Purse." "It's like the city's made out of lint." "It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses of our plaintiff's case." "And I think judicially we'll find favor, particularly if we pull Justice Givens." "Thank you, Liv." "Our best associate, Mr. Simmons." "Maybe your approach is too aggressive." "I mean, if we pound them, as you suggest, they'll hardly be in the mood..." "... tosettle." "Mr." "Simmons, you don't know me." "But l-- l know you." "All you need to know is how badly you want to win..." "... becausewewon'tbesettling." "You're right, she's perfect." "[BELL rings]" "ROBERT:" "Oh, Ms. Allen." "Hey, Robert." "What's up?" "I think Ms. Delgado's looking for you." "is she?" "Well, was she nearby?" "She" " She's in her room." "Emma, there you are." "Oh, God, Deb." "Hi." "l know, isn't it gorgeous?" "God, I feel so blessed to have this body." "l am so late, you can't" "Oh, no." "You gotta help me out here." "You know the debate team?" "Yeah." "l cannot go to the state finals." "I mean, children talking about their little problems, ugh." "You gotta do it for me." "Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing your late-bus patrol..." "... andPepSquad, and your after-school detention." "You're the debate team advisor, and I don't think that-- l know, I do so much." "I wish I could just do the bare minimum." "l so admire you for that." "Thank you." "Anyway, all right, look, here's how we'll work it out." "l'll do the debate team..." "Okay, good." "... ifyoutakemyTuesdaystudy halls  for the rest of the year." "Okay?" "It's only fair." "Yeah, that" " No." "All right, you owe me, girl." "Get out of the hallway, kids!" "liv:" "You know why she does this?" "You're the best teacher." "She's trying to overwork you so you crack under pressure." "Middle school's a jungle." "I don't know." "I think she's kind of sad." "I mean, she's been divorced like three times." "She's way ahead of us." "I mean, where are our divorces?" "I gotta get married first." "God, I hate Daniel." "[PHONE rings]" "[BOTH LAUGH]" "Oh, Kevin, I'm dealing with a crisis." "EMMA:" "What's your crisis?" "That's code for "l don't want to talk to you. "" "EMMA:" "I see, then thank you for putting me through." "liv:" "See?" "I told you those jeans would look great." "They're not too tight?" "No." "No." "Not at all." "But this." "Emma, yellow, not your color." "Okay?" "Seriously." "Oh, but you know what?" "Try this, because" "You know what, keep it." "It never hung right on me anyway." "Of course it doesn't hang right on you." "It's my size and it's new." "This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week." "Liv, I can't." "It was on sale." "l practically made money on it." "Liv, it's too much." "Emma." "Emma." "Emma, just say thank you." "Just" "Thank you. lt's beautiful. I love it." "Good." "Now this." "Emma's stuff." "Emma's stuff." "Let's get rid of it, at one point." "You moved out like 1 00 years ago." "Daniel's sweater, cardigan?" "You wanna try that?" "Yeah, love it." "[BOTH GASP]" "Tiffany box." "l'm engaged." "You're engaged." "I'm getting engaged!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God, Emma!" "No." "Stop it." "No." "What are you doing?" "liv:" "I have to look at it." "Stop it!" "No!" "No!" "No, no, no." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "liv:" "You can't stop me." "Stop!" "I'm sorry." "But he should see your face when you first see the ring." "Good call." "You always think of others, Emma." "It never occurs to me like that." "I mean, sometimes it does." "I'm really happy for you." "EMMA:" "Promise you won't tell anyone until he proposes." "liv:" "Oh, my God, I would never." "I'd be out of my mind." "I'm engaged!" "[screaming ]" "[THE submarines' "YOU, ME AND THE bourgeoisie" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]" "Can we get four tequila shots?" "No." "No, you don't." "No, no, no, no." "None for me." "l'm fine." "Oh, right." "Acapulco, 2006." "Emma and Fletcher are on a break-- -"Never talk about that weekend again. "" ""l was so lonely and confused, and very thirsty." "Please, Miguel--"" "Okay, okay, okay." "Make it stop." "Please." "All right, a toast to Liv." "Congratulations to an amazing friend, and condolences to Emma..." "... Liv'smaidof honor." "She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever." "lt is my burden and mine alone." "l'll be repaying the favor." "Drink up." "Cheers." "What did I rush down here for, huh?" "Nate. I'm getting married." "Get out." "Yeah." "Oh, my God." "My sister's getting married here." "Where's the groom?" "Oh, oh." "He's not here." "Well, he hasn't actually popped the question yet." "A toast, to Daniel, who in his own world is just working late." "But I guess in Liv's world has just proposed." "So God bless him for wanting to spend his life..." "... withmysisterinanyworld ." "EMMA:" "To Liv." "marissa:" "We love you." "AMlE:" "We love you." "He's a lucky guy." "marissa:" "Yeah, the biggest day of a girl's life." "I'm gonna-- l'll be right back." "Damn, should I?" "I got it." "I mean, they didn't get to see me graduate law school..." "... orreadNate'sfirststory in New York Magazine." "So I can't share this with them." "I wish your parents could be here too." "Whatever. lt's fine. I'm fine." "Liv, you're only human." "You don't have to have it together every minute of every day." "Former chubby girls, we're made of steel and Splenda." "We survive." "Well, first of all, you weren't fat." "But, yes, you do survive." "Thanks, Em." "You're welcome, Liv." "You're gonna be the best maid of honor." "Yes, I am." "What do we do first?" "First?" "Oh, I was thinking." "It might be a good idea to actually get the proposal." "See, it's that head for details." "Yeah, right?" "I know." "MAN [ON TV] :" "People watching this performance at home  with a huge question mark." "EMMA:" "Hey, babe?" "I don't think they sent us any fortune cookies." "No, they sent them." "I got them right here." "Oh, good." "Okay." "Here we are." "I'm just cueing it up." "And this guy's gotta go." "I'm sorry, I know you like him." "He's very pitchy." "You know what?" "That is a real thing." "Pitchy, it's not code for someone you don't like." "Oh, okay." "You're pitchy." "Oh." "Uh, that one's mine." "Please?" "You're calling dibs on fortune cookies?" "Yup." "Okay." "Yours is on the left." "If your fortune's better, I'm claiming it." "l don't think it will be." "Okay." "Are you ready?" "One." "Two." "Three." "MAN: --when you saw him, he was the best and then the other end of the spectrum, grotesque." "The problem was that it was neither here nor there." "You didn 't go with the kind of Frank Sinatra route" "What's this?" "I put a lot of thought into where l was gonna do this." "And I want to do it here." "This is our home." "And if I'm 99 years old and we're doing exactly this in our home..." "... TVandeatingChinesefood ..." "... thatwillbe goodenoughforme." "[EMMA LAUGHS]" "So, Emma Allen..." "Uh-huh." "... willyoumarryme?" "Yes." "Yes." "It didn't happen tonight. I'm not worried because I'm sure Daniel's-- l'm engaged." "Fletcher just proposed like two minutes ago." "I'm engaged." "Color?" "Colorless." "Cut?" "Brilliant." "Clarity?" "Slightly included." "Carat?" "Almost." "Maybe just under." "[whispers] More than he could afford, I'm sure." "Oh!" "[liv SCREAMS]" "[PHONE rings]" "Engaged?" "Wow." "Liv's engaged." "You're engaged." "That's" " That's" "Can I call you back?" "What do you mean, Emma's engaged?" "No, of course I'm happy." "Why wouldn't I be happy?" "Everything's great." "Yeah." "No, you don't have to come here." "I'm fine." "I'm not gonna eat anything." "Okay." "And I have the perfect wedding present." "You are going to live with Emma and Fletcher." "You're irritating me." "I can't believe it." "It's so weird having this on my finger." "I mean, look, it even sparkles in the rain." "Blinding." "I'm thinking about getting DJ Humble to spin at my party." "l don't know, is that weird?" "Go for it." "l'm not really a big band kind of girl." "Whatever. lt's your wedding." "EMMA:" "My mom can't fly up until the wedding." "She's busy." "But who cares?" "I got you, right?" "Yeah, I'm so psyched." "So would you come with me to meet her?" "Sorry, what?" "Meet who?" "Marion St. Claire." "Haven't you been listening?" "l've got an appointment with her." "You made an appointment?" "You just got engaged last night." "I know, but technically I'm already behind." "I mean, you gotta book early if you want The Plaza." "The Plaza?" "I can't believe this." "What's the matter?" "Why are you mad?" "l'm not mad." "No, not at you." "I just don't know what's taking Daniel so long." "Oh, God, sweetie, I'm sorry." "I shouldn't-- We don't have to talk about this." "Let's drop it." "Don't worry about me." "Worry about Daniel." "He's gonna be dead soon." "Why?" "What--?" "What are you--?" "Call you later." "Liv, you let him do this his own way." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Honey." "Will you just marry me already?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Isn't that what you want?" "It's what I want." "I want to know if you wanted to marry me." "Don't you want to?" "Can we talk about this later?" "What, you change your mind?" "I saw the Tiffany box in the closet." "Right?" "Oh, my God." "It's not a ring?" "If it's a keychain, I'm gonna kill myself and I'm taking you down with me." "Oh." "Could you just tell me right now?" "I mean, is it something that you would want?" "Would you--?" "Would you want to get married?" "You know what I will tell you?" "I have never met a more obnoxious..." "... gorgeous,smart,sexywoman in my life..." "... andifyouhad justwaited until tonight... ." "Then you wouldn't be the woman I fell in love with..." "... becauseshedoesn'tknowhow to wait." "Hold that?" "Thanks." "Which is fine, as long as I get to spend the rest of my life..." "... tryingtocatchupwith her." "Liv..." "... willyoumarryme?" "Are you proposing?" "Mm." "Really?" "Honey, it's so out of nowhere" "Liv, shut up." "Yes or no?" "Yes." "Yes." "Babe." "Yes." "Yes." "daniel:" "This is not how I planned it." "liv:" "Are you kidding?" "I love Bring-Your-Hot-Girlfriend-to-Work Day." "Totally." "NARRATOR:" "And that is the journey that brought these two young brides  to my townhouse on that particular afternoon." "[EMMA WHlMPERS]" "No, no, no." "Don't do that." "Not now." "Not now." "Let's go." "EMMA:" "Okay. I'm good." "I'm Marion St. Claire  the most sought-after wedding planner in Manhattan." "Hi, we're Marion's 1 :00." "We're both getting married..." "... andwe'rebotheachother's maid of honor." "No way." "That's incredible." "Miss St. Claire will see you now." "Thank you." "liv:" "Hi, I'm Liv Lerner." "EMMA:" "Hello, Miss St. Claire." "This is Emma Allan." "We've been" "What an honor. I can't believe" "Sit." "Perfect." "Got it." "A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life." "You have been dead until now." "Were you aware of that?" "You're dead right now." "l understand." "Thank you." "Angela, for example, will die dead." "Now, I've read the brief that she put together on you." "June weddings at The Plaza." "[laughing ]" "So it's not even a remote possibility?" "If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance." "But you've come to me." "Call me Dreamcatcher, I'll answer." "Dreamcatcher." "I happen to have..." "... threeopeningsat ThePlazainJune." "Two the first Saturday and one the last Saturday." "That would be the 6th and the 27th." "My parents' anniversary's the 6th." "It's so meant to be." "Oh, my gosh." "Yeah." "Well, then I'll take the 27th." "Great!" "You'll want to discuss this with your grooms." "No." "All right, then." "Just sign and date these." "Okay." "This feels pretty good. I gotta say." "Now, we should discuss themes." "Classic tradition" "Elegant minimalism with romantic textures." "And trendy infusion." "l'm impressed." "Really?" "Well, we love you." "We love you so much." "She means thank you." "ANGELA:" "Your 1 : 1 5 is here, Miss St. Claire." "EMMA:" "Thank you so much." "So much." "ANGELA:" "I have packets for you up front." "There's only one June opening left at The Plaza." "Oh, my God, thank you." "You are so sweet." "Miss St. Claire, first off, I'm obsessed with you." "lt's an honor and a privilege." "Sit." "Sure." "June!" "At The Plaza!" "[BOTH screaming ]" "Look at them, so blissfully unaware of the implications of their wedding date." "You see, at this point, June was a mere three and a half months away a blink of an eye in wedding time." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Miss Wang." "Lace bodice." "Basque waist." "Ten-layer tulle." "You should try it on." "No." "No, no, I'm wearing my mom's dress." "Emma, are you sure?" "Your mom's dress is beautiful, but is it your dream or hers?" "It's mine. lt's mine." "I want to surprise her." "It is your day." "Can't you send your mom..." "... aboxof chocolatesonMother's Day and get the dress you want?" "It's really pretty and I do love strapless." "Me too, Em." "I feel like I'm cheating on my mom's dress. I can't. I can't." "I'm comfortable with my decision." "I'm gonna put it back." "Put it back." "Okay." "But, I mean, if you like it, you should try it on." "No." "You saw it first." "Please." "That's a terrible reason." "We're gonna try this on, okay?" "No. I'm gonna try it on." "It's stunning. lt's perfect." "l know." "Right?" "EMMA:" "Mm-hm." "I should probably keep looking." "Do you think there's something better than Vera Wang?" "I'm sorry." "Do they keep that next to the something that is better than chocolate?" "Liv, get the dress." "What if you change your mind?" "Be careful about pre-wedding weight gain." "You don't alter a Vera to fit you." "You alter yourself to fit Vera." "Weight gain, please." "Yeah." "Right." "Me lose control?" "You see these eyes?" "You know what that is?" "Focus." "That's right." "Well, it's contacts and focus." "You know, I'll take it." "Perfect." "I'll get you more champagne." "[PHONE rings]" "Marion." "Marion." "A terrible mistake has been made..." "... oneI assureyouhas neverhappened before in the house of St. Claire." "Your weddings have been booked on the same day." "Can you say that again?" "I'm sorry, what?" "Your weddings have been scheduled..." "... forthesamedate." "Mother F." "Are you insane?" "The Plaza is our lifelong dream." "Angela mixed up the dates." "You are now both set to be married June 6th..." "... andtheotherbrideonJune27th." "The next available date at The Plaza is June 1 5th." "Perfect, I'll take it." "Three years from now." "This is a- l can't-- l don't- lt's no problem." "Hold on." "It's no problem, because I'll negotiate it." "I negotiate for a living." "I'll get the other bride..." "... toswitchherdateswith you." "Trust me." "You can't say no to that face." "Yes, well, our confidentiality agreement means..." "... thatI cannottellyou who she is." "So which one of you will choose a different venue?" "ANGELA:" "I'm leaving right now, Miss St. Claire." "Word to the wise, dear, and also to you..." "... donotusemeasareference." "Hello, Angela." "liv:" "Just tell us where the other bride is..." "... andnobody'sgonnaget hurt." "Hi." "Hello, Stacy." "How are you?" "You look gorgeous." "lt's Emma and Liv." "Did you lose weight?" "You want me to change the date of my wedding?" "liv:" "That'd be great." "No." "Look, you take the 6th, give me the 27th." "She can be your wedding buddy." "l'm a ball, really, I am." "Don't touch me." "Let's talk numbers." "Every wedding has a price, hon." "What's yours?" "You can't buy me." "So again, no, no, no, a thousand times no." "Good luck, ladies." "There is something wrong with you." "You're not leaving until you change your" "[SCREAMS]" "STACY:" "She's crazy!" "liv:" "Just change your date!" "STACY:" "She's crazy!" "liv:" "You're crazy!" "STACY:" "Somebody call security!" "liv:" "You won't even change your date!" "STACY:" "Security!" "It's unnecessary for you to touch me so hard." "Come on." "Have a nice day." "Whatever." "We could sue." "We could sue." "You're a lawyer." "We could sue them all." "We could sue The Plaza, Marion" "What's the point?" "None of them are gonna make it right." "At the end, I want you at my wedding and whichever way this works out..." "... oneofus willhavetobe married on a different day." "Absolutely. I mean, you know, I want you at my wedding too." "Obviously. lf we can't think of any other way..." "... outofthis,one ofus will have to be flexible." "Yeah, one of us will just have to change venues." "Right." "One of us could." "Probably not the one of us who's been saving up for a decade..." "... becauseshemakesapittance compared to the other one of us." "But" "True." "Or it would be if the other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married..." "... atThePlaza,becauseThePlaza  is the only happy memory..." "... shehasof herchildhood." "So, oops, that's" "Right." "One of us will have to move her date." "Yep, one of us will." "And until one of us decides, we shouldn't make any plans." "Agreed." "There's time before we lock things in." "Let's just not do anything." "Right." "Until one of us moves her date." "Okay, so, um... ." "Talk to you soon." "One of us should" "Call the other one." "One of us hasn't called, but she's gonna move her date." "She was the bendy one, even as a kid." "Remember?" "Yeah, she didn't sound too bendy to me." "I called Fletch and she picked up." "He's doing my taxes tomorrow night." "You can't get all buddy-buddy with them." "Not now." "Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes." "He's financy." "It's a hedge fund, babe." "We don't do a lot of tax prep." "Whatever." "Fletch is my accountant for six years." "Okay?" "I'm going." "You're being ridiculous." "Just have a double wedding." "What are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters?" "Babe, double wedding." "FLETCHER:" "A double wedding." "I think that's a great idea." "It would be a hell of a party." "You know, uh, no." "I've shared everything my whole life with Liv." "l'd kind of like my own day just once." "l know, bug. ls this everything?" "This is all your gas receipts?" "They're all in the shoebox." "I mean, it's my dream too to get married at The Plaza." "I have been saving since I was 1 6." "I just need a few more days to let it go." "I'll find a new dream." "Liv's reasons are better than mine." "FLETCHER:" "It's like American Idol, all right?" "Liv is the Simon." "Ugh, God." "I mean, no offense." "But you're the Paula." "So even when they can't sing you compliment their outfit. it's nice." "But everyone listens to Simon." "I wouldn't marry Simon." "Marry me some Paula." "That's nice." "Just pick one." "I'm fine with any of them." "See, that's why I need a maid of honor." "You don't care." "You want Emma back, you know what you're gonna have to do." "We need to give our guests some notice." "Exactly." "Which is why save-the-dates are so key, but you don't care." "[PHONE rings]" "lt's not that I don't care." "Well, get your phone then." "Men." "daniel:" "Yo, Fletch." "Nothing much." "Just looking at save-the-dates or invites." "Are we still on for tomorrow?" "Yeah." "Any sign of progress on your end?" "is Liv softening at all?" "No way." "And there's no way she's gonna blink first." "They haven't spoken for a week." "That's a century in girl years." "What is it about weddings that makes them so worked up?" "I know. I have no idea." "But it's the wrong time to let the guy know that you're crazy." "Know what I mean?" "Not how I'd play it." "Yeah." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "She's here now. I'll see you tomorrow?" "All right." "EMMA:" "Hey." "Hi, sweetie." "How was Pep Squad?" "Hi." "I hate Pep Squad." "I particularly hate peppy teenage girls who insist everyone:" ""Be Aggressive." "B-E Aggressive. "" "It's like there are other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?" "I'm gonna call Liv." "Really?" "Yeah." "Amie and Marissa are throwing us that joint shower..." "... anditwouldbegood tohaveallthis behind us by then." "Right?" "You sure?" "Yeah." "Yeah. I agree." "I was just talking to Daniel." "She's on her cell." "Call her." "They're out doing their save-the-dates." "What?" "Should hit her up." "You have to know your date-date..." "... tosendoutyoursave-the-dates." "Oh." "We were both gonna wait and she-- She- l can't believe it." "You can't believe this?" "Really?" "It's Liv." "She's always thinking about number one." "No." "Not this time." "No." "No, no, no." "I am a bride too." "Okay?" "I'm number one too." "l" " You are my number one." "And I'm" " That's how I feel." "Bug, what are you doing?" "Subject: "Emergency." "This is not spam. "" "Listen." "No, no, no." "l'm getting married June 6th." "You don't have to slam on the keys." "The Plaza Hotel." "Be there." "X-O-X-O-X-O." "Emma." "Address book." "BCC everyone." "Oops." "Not you, Liv." "And send." ""Emergency CC." "This is nit spam." "I'm getting married June 6th. "" ""K-J-A?" Kaja?" ""Emma. "" "What is "kaja," Emma?" "Great." "Emma's wedding's gonna be better than ours was." "Glen?" "Maybe her marriage will be better too." "Not filled with loneliness and sadness." "[toilet FLUSHES] I hope you appreciate the positions Amie and I are in." "We're not taking sides." "Relax." "We're not making any plans until we figure this out." "Wow." "You're so cool about it." "Yeah." "How else am I gonna be?" "Without taking sides, I have to say..." "... Emma'ssave-the-datee-mail was a smidge tacky." "I mean, June 6th at The Plaza, smiley face?" "What's next, hearts over her I's?" "I mean, come on, really." "What was she thinking?" "l know." "Right?" "AMlE:" "That was so tacky." "It's shocking." "WOMAN:" "Hi." "EMMA:" "Hi, Heidi." "Hello, Carla." "Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring." "elizabeth:" "Oh, my gosh." "liv:" "Emma." "You sent out your save-the-dates?" "Yeah, I did, actually." "Uh... ." "Surprised?" "So one of us..." "... isnotmovingher date?" "You amaze me, Liv." "You really do." "You never ask me what I want." "You just figure you know best, end of story." ""Emma, wear this. " "Emma, say that. "" "Well, Emma's pretty fricking tired of it." "Whoa, whoa." "Don't think I didn't notice how freaked out you were I got engaged first." "Okay, okay." "First of all, Daniel bought that ring in December, okay?" "So officially, I was first." "Pathetic." "Pathetic." "Second..." "... peoplealwaysmakeyou dothings you don't want to do." "Emma, it's like you don't have a spine." "Oh, wait, that's right, you don't have a spine." "Well, no one could accuse you of being soft, Liv." "You grabbed the first date Marion offered without even asking me first." "At least I'm not so terrified of being alone..." "... thatI people-pleasemy way through life." "Emma, you settle." "Are you saying that I'm settling with Fletcher?" "I wasn't thinking about Fletcher." "You came up with that one on your own." "Move your date, Liv." "You move your date, Emma." "It's done." "You lose." "Your wedding better watch it." "What did you just say?" "I said, your wedding should be very scared right now." "If I were your wedding, I'd sleep with one eye open." "Why don't you just save your threats for Daniel?" "After all, isn't that how you got a proposal out of him?" "That's how I did it." "Your wedding can suck it." "EMMA:" "What did you say?" "My wedding can suck it?" "l said your wedding can suck it." "Your wedding can-- l mean, yours can be... ." "Um... ." "Can" " Can be... ." "Uh... ." "Not that." "liv:" "Please." "Bye, ladies." "Hey, Liv." "Yes?" "Your wedding will be huge..." "... justlikeyourass atprom ." "Ooh." "We're done." "Five o'clock, Saturday, June 6th." "Done." "Done." "Good." "Now we just have to find you another maid of honor, and fast." "You'll spend more time with her than the groom." "liv:" "My friends won't take sides." "Who says it has to be a friend?" "No, no." "Not just a bridesmaid." "Yeah, maid of honor." "Maid of honor." "Yeah, we got so close in law school." "That study group was nuts." "Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend." "Of course you were at the very top of my maid of honor list." "Honestly, Carla... ." "Caitlin?" "Erin, no, I did not sleep with him." "All right." "Okay, I did actually." "Once." "Twice." "What difference does it make?" "He was a loser and he was lousy and... ." "You did?" "Really?" "I didn't hear this." "Two kids." "Wow, you guys must have had really cute kids." "Uh... ." "Yeah, tell him I say hi, and" "Actually, I'm hopping into a cab so I'm gonna give you a call a little later." "Kevin?" "Yeah?" "I'd like to promote you..." "... toMisterof Honor." "Do I get--?" "is it like a pay thing?" "No." "Just, it's just an honor." "DEB:" "Have a classmate read your draft." "I think that's a great idea." "Because by letting a classmate read your draft" "Oh, thank God." "All right, you guys finish the rest of this." "Just read it yourselves." "Did you get my note?" "Yeah." "Can you take my late bus patrol today?" "Sure." "Deb?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "I know we're not exactly friends" "We're not?" "Then why am I always doing you favors?" "You never do me" "Never mind." "How'd you like to be my maid of honor?" "Do I get to pick my dress?" "I tend to draw the eye, so it's gotta be good." "Absolutely. I mean, you know, I might make some suggestions, but" "Oh, you know, I'm really swamped though. I mean, I'd need a lot of help." "What do you think the bride is for?" "To make the maid of honor's life easier." "I mean, come on, please." "All right." "Since you begged." "Okay." "l'll be your maid of honor." "It's gonna be great." "It's gonna be great." "DEB:" "Hey, can I make a suggestion?" "Have you ever heard of Pinot Grigio?" "It's this really nice white wine." "It's very elegant." "Now, your music is still pending." "And sadly, DJ Humble is no longer available on that date." "Oh?" "But he and I had a deal. ln principle." "Yes, well, one of my other brides outbid you." "I can't give you her name, of course." "That bitch." "Not you." "No, a different one." "A person." "God, she's scary." "You don't think that Liv--?" "l do." "No." "She knew how much that meant to me." "lt's too cruel. lt's too mean-spirited." "Too in character?" "Hang on, wait." "Didn't you tell me she's wearing a Vera Wang?" "Yes." "I read those run really tight, and she's kind of an ex-heifer." "No." "No, she's" " She's" " Little bit." "Mm." "Uh." "That is good." "Excellent." "What, like cream cheese?" "It is cream cheese, like a hint." "Has Emma chosen her cake yet?" "Let's keep to our own work, shall we?" "Now, as for the flowers, Eufloria has put in a bid." "We can't have the same cake." "And I have to have the seven-tiered white chocolate-curl torte..." "... enrobedinmarzipan with edible pearls and flourishes." "Well, you're safe." "Emma has chosen a less extravagant cake." "And she's always saying..." "... thatshedoesn'tneedtoimpress with how much she can spend." "I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex." "Oh, my God." "That was a dig at me." "Emma thinks I'm showing off?" "I never thought she resented how much money I made, but I was wrong." "Really?" "I didn't get that from" "liv:" "Marion's eating it up." "She likes Emma best." "Emma always gets the sympathy vote." "I never get the sympathy vote, do I?" "Maybe it's asking a bit too much of people." "I was worried about her cake." "It could be two Ding Dongs and a Yodel for all I care." "What's that?" "What's that?" "Don't." "liv:" "Dance lessons?" "Damn, she's competitive." "Their dance is gonna be better." "Let me see Canary Song again." "Dandelion." "Canary." "Isn't there something in between?" "Sort of like a burnt canary?" "Video montage of their lives?" "Really?" "That's gotta be Fletcher's idea." "It's gonna be like pictures of them as babies." "Emma with one tooth and Fletcher in his little superhero outfits. lt's tacky." "[knocking ]" "Can I help you?" "Yeah, delivery for Liv Lerner." "That's chocolate. I'll take that." "That looks good." ""Liv, you deserve this and more. "" "Isn't Daniel the sweetest?" "l'll just have one." "Just one." "Thanks." "Was she up there?" "Yeah." "lt's impossible to go get them back?" "No." "She ate half the box already, lady." "Forty-five dollars." "Yes." "Okay." "That is the agreed upon" "But just so you know, if you heard what was actually going on..." "... youwouldtotallysidewith me." "You gonna tip me?" "l thought that was including tip." "But, anyway, I'll give it to you, because I'm the Paula." "I've been thinking. lf you really want to mess with Emma's first dance..." "... thereareways." "Tell me more." "I don't know, baby." "Dance class?" "Come on, we know how to dance." "It's a slow dance." "It's like we did in college." "It's a waltz. lt's a little more precise than just holding each other up." "Besides, Marion says that our first dance introduces our couple style to the world." "Well, naturally, I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style." "Space!" "I am Ricky Coo, the Doctor of Dance." "I bring you motion. I bring you rhythm." "I bring you sex." "Please, get on your feet and let's dance!" "Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending..." "... RickyCoo,DoctorofDance so much." "Yeah, I don't know about Ricky." "MAN:" "Good for you, doing warm-ups." "Yeah. I got your voicemail saying you wanted to push the lesson from 1 to 4." "How long have you been here?" "Oh, my God." "What?" "Liv." "Just give us a second." "FLETCHER:" "I mean, who does that?" "She's finally gone completely crazy." "Not that I'm surprised at all." "She's always been nuts." "l know." "She's messing with our couple style?" "There is no way..." "..." "I'mlettingherget awaywith that ." "Good." "You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel." "He's not even gonna be able to control his own wife." "What?" "No. I'm saying, it's Liv." "She never thinks" "And?" "l'm going inside." "What?" "The final month before the big day is a Litmus test for couples of how they work together, solve problems, communicate." "The early happy glow is over and the nerves begin to set in." "With some couples, it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship." "With other couples, the lucky ones it highlights the essential harmony of their partnership." "Of course, even the luckiest bride needs something to take the edge off." "For me?" "Jolly Walrus cookie bouquet." "is Daniel a keeper, or what?" "Just be careful." "Miss Wang is a stern mistress." "Video montage. lf there's gonna be live pictures and, like, video footage- lt's verging on being a short." "l don't know how they're gonna..." "... cutmeoutofthefootage." "I'm in everything." "This came for you via messenger." "liv:" "I can't wait to get into this one." "Mr. Simmons called again asking for the update on the agreement." ""Rutherford Press"?" "l'm just gonna take this." "liv:" "That's my hometown." "Suppose l should tell them you're dealing with a crisis?" "Oh, my God." "They still print engagement announcements." "I'm sort of like a celebrity back there probably, you know, it's like..." "... localgirlmakesgood." "Such sweet people." "Oh, wow." "liv:" "What the--?" "That's not you. ls it?" "Emma looks gorgeous." "But not on the inside, which is" "Kevin." "It's the best she can do, huh?" "So lame." "She wants to play dirty?" "I can play dirty." "You can play dirty. I've seen you do it." "l went to law school, people." "I'm starting to think that 30 is the cutoff." "Because it is the last time that men want to date women their age." "A 30-year-old guy will date a 30-year-old girl." "But a 35-year-old guy wants someone 30." "And a 40-year-old guy wants someone 30 too." "Or 28." "lt's a terrible planet." "l know." "You know what I was wondering?" "What are the reasons..." "... behindEmmaandFletcherhavingto tie the knot?" "Why not change their date?" "Think about it." "She's pregnant." "Emma's pregnant." "liv:" "Oh, no." "Oh, no!" "Liv?" "Are you all right?" "What the hell is going on?" "Liv, let me in." "I gained five pounds." "Five pounds." "It might as well be 50." "The dress doesn't fit." "If the dress doesn't fit, my wedding's gonna be a big black hole..." "... inthehistoryofThePlaza ." "daniel:" "Well, A, it's our wedding, hon." "And B, so what?" "Let it out." "You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you..." "... youalteryourselftofitVera." "What do boys learn in school?" "daniel:" "Sorry. lt's not the end of the world." "Really." "What can I do to make you feel better?" "It's what you can stop doing." "This is all your fault." "It's sweet of you to send me those treats but l" "What treats?" "You know, the treats." "The Truffle-opolis." "The truffle tray." "The Jolly Walrus cookie bouquet?" "International Butter Club?" "Honey, I didn't send you any of that." "Oh, my God!" "Emma." "She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit into my dress." "What is that?" "What is that?" "The International Butter Club?" "You mean, you've actually been sitting around..." "... eatingsticksof butter from different lands?" "The final week before the wedding is do-or-die." "I expect my brides to be flawless." "Perfect hair, skin, nails, everything." "[lN english ACCENT] Hello there." "I need to get to the back." "Really fast." "Really fast." "I left something there yesterday." "lt's very important that l-- -l so don't care." "Go on back." "Miss Allen." "Oh, hi." "Hi." "Bit of Honey today?" "That's the one I loaded." "Yes, but just a pre-wedding glow." "Sure thing." "Okay, thanks." "Wow." "What happened to you?" "You look like a traffic cone." "Will it fade?" "Sort of." "This is three loofahs." "is it that bad?" "Fletch said he didn't think it was that bad." "Oh, well, honey, Filch is your fiancé." "He probably told you you had nice hair too." "liv:" "This wedding stuff is not a walk in the park." "MAN:" "For sure." "liv:" "I'm surprised. I don't know." "I'm surprised I haven't been, you know, sent into my therapist's office." "That's what I've heard." "You should have heard me talking..." "... totheguywho messedup my centerpieces." "Oh, gosh." "lt was unbelievable." "lt's one thing after another." "Yeah." "Snowballs." "Can I get a bit more low-light?" "Especially here." "Hold that thought." "I'm gonna get your color." "Just make sure it's not so-- Like more gold base." "Maybe I should take up chanting." "I think it's kind of" " Might be necessary at this time of my life." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God. ls it good?" "Great." "I get to do noth" "Okay. I don't know what happened." "I gotta let it sit for a day or two." "Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white" "My hair is blue!" "It's blue!" "I have blue hair!" "l'm getting married in a week." "Congratulations." "In a week!" "A week!" "liv:" "Come on, I know you're in here." "I know you're in here." "Here's your video montage." "Oh, yeah." "Absolutely." "EMMA:" "Fletch?" "Bug?" "Do you have something you need to tell me?" "Um... ." "Are we about to have a little orange baby?" "Apparently we're registered at Babies "R" Us." "Isn't that nice?" "Marissa." "Where are you?" "I can barely hear you." "l can't believe you told Emma." "Whatever." "You guys, don't get too attached to the dancers." "They're paid to be nice to you." "[THE hit CREW'S "l'M TOO SEX Y" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]" "[WOMEN screaming ]" "WOMAN:" "Hello, bride." "MAN:" "All right." "All right." "Now, a little birdie has just told me..." "... thatwehaveabride-to-be in the house tonight." "Over here." "DJ:" "But she has been a very bad bride." "Officer Not-Your-Husband is here to arrest you!" "AMlE:" "Get up, girl." "You're under arrest for being too sexy." "Oh, baby." "Time to be frisked." "Oh, my goodness." "Great." "Hey!" "We got two brides in the house tonight!" "[WOMEN screaming ]" "Whoa, whoa." "Hold up." "Hold up." "We have two brides in the house tonight." "Emma, this party is invitation only." "l'm getting married too, baby." "DJ:" "Well, I'll invite you right up there." "DJ Jazzles invites bride number 2 up on stage." "Why not?" "Come on up here, girl." "We want to see the way you move." "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about." "Work it out, girl." "You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party?" "Just the way you couldn't let me have DJ Humble." "That was low, Liv." "By the way, did you hear?" "I'm not pregnant." "Okay?" "I say it's time for a dance off." "Dance off." "[chanting ] Dance off!" "Dance off!" "Dance off!" "Dance off!" "Dance off!" "Dance off!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "AMlE:" "Come on, Liv!" "DJ:" "Let's see it, girl!" "WOMAN:" "Come on." "DJ:" "Come on, bride number one." "Now, I know y'all can do better than that." "AMlE:" "Come on, Liv!" "Sprockets!" "Break it down." "Now, the sexiest bride takes first prize." "Let's see it." "We gonna get it started, y'all!" "Showdown!" "Space!" "Check out bride number two." "marissa:" "Do it for Acapulco spring break!" "Light it, Emma!" "Bride number two, you are the sexiest bride of the night, baby." "Give it up for bride number two, y'all!" "Sorry, bride number one." "You can't win them all, girl." "It's weird, losing." "l gotta say I'm not loving it." "No, but you were both so good." "Yeah, you really got up there and you tried." "Forget it." "It's my bachelorette party, right?" "Yes." "Good girl." "Here you go." "lt's like you read my mind." "[CAR ALARM wailing ]" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Taxi!" "Taxi." "Kevin." "Kevin. I need coffee." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "I need coffee. I need three Advil." "Yeah." "Four waters." "And get a splash of that Kahlùa next to wherever that paralegal is." "Hey, Elana." "Good morning." "l'm gonna treat you to lunch, okay?" "Okay." "liv:" "Where are you?" "Are you in the office?" "l hear you coming." "Hey." "Advil." "You have blue hair." "Oh, my God, I totally forgot." "I was supposed to get it dyed back at 7." "I mean, it's very-- lt's gonna be" "They're gonna love it." "l'm gonna figure it out." "liv:" "If we could refer to the briefs I've drawn up." "I've highlighted a few main points." "Our discovery process in depositions and document requests" "You guys could share that one." "has yielded results." "Wait, wait, wait." "Okay. I am looking at the brief dated two weeks ago." "Where is the latest version?" "l could have sworn I updated these." "Just a second." "Goddamn it." "Your hair." "Yes, my hair." "My hair is blue." "My hair is blue, my wedding's in a week and I'm paying my maid of honor." "Or rather Mr. Colson is." "Maybe I misplaced the brief." "And, yes, maybe my best friend in the world forever hates me." "Hates me." "Oh, my God." "I'm gonna be a bald bride." "It's so not ideal." "This is who's representing us?" "Not anymore." "Miss Lerner's off the case." "I'm taking over." "No, now look, calm down." "I'm gonna get it dyed back." "Miss Lerner?" "You're excused." "I'm not this girl." "I just don't screw up." "I just don't get demoted." "It's like I don't have anybody." "I feel so alone." "Hey." "Babe, I'm right here." "You miss your friend." "Especially now." "She'd know just what to say." "I'm mad at her too." "She went for the hair." "Girlfriends don't do that." "You'll fix it." "And if you can't, I love it." "I do." "You're like this very tall, very hot Smurf." "Honey..." "... it'snotjustaboutthehair." "I'm mad because maybe she's right." "And it's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time." "That's how I held it together ever since I was a kid." "I figured nothing-- Nothing bad would happen again..." "... ifI wasjustone stepahead of everything and everybody..." "... allthetime." "Life isn't perfect, hon." "It's messy." "You're right." "I mean, I was gonna be perfect for you..." "... butnowthatyou say  it's impossible, hey." "You know, you don't have to be perfect." "I've always wanted a human wife." "Yeah, the other ones are just too hard to inflate." "Hey." "Hey." "Almost back to normal, huh?" "l know, right?" "I have, like, one layer of skin left, but that should be okay for our wedding." "So, oops, sorry, Liv." "I wish I had pictures." "You know?" "It's like I was up there and there was this spotlight..." "... andwhenIhit thatrope , oh, my God." "Okay." "Enough, enough, enough." "I heard this story 1 0,000 times, Emma." "You've been acting a little wild lately." "Okay?" "And I'm tired of it." "So knock it off." "Lately you've been very mad and tense and excited." "And you know what?" "I just don't know how to deal with this." "You have me questioning whether or not..." "... thisissomethingwith the wedding or if this is permanent." "Well, Fletcher, it is kind of permanent." "You know?" "It's possible I might be mad or tense or excited..." "... morethanonce in the next 40 years." "Really?" "Well, you're doing it right now." "What?" "You're being-- l mean, not bitchy, but-- l said not bitchy." "But you're right there in that neighborhood." "You should have the cab take a U-turn, drop you off..." "... atPleasantandNice." "Okay." "Are you upset because of Liv or because I'm having feelings?" "It's hard to read." "That's it. I'm upset because you have feelings." "You nailed it." "Okay." "So in other words, don't have so many feelings." "But if I do, don't show them." "Okay." "Oh, my God." "I can't even talk to you right now." "You haven't tried yet." "Do you realize--?" "Do you know how hard this is?" "You have not even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling. I'm so confused." "I don't even know who you are." "All right?" "I don't want to talk." "It's a tense time." "We're fine." "Whatever." "I was gonna go to the gym." "Bye." "Emma?" "Emma!" "Emma!" "[PHONE rings]" "Liv Lerner's office." "Hey, Kevin. it's Emma." "ls Liv there?" "l'm sorry, can you hold on?" "Just a minute." "Sorry." "liv:" "It's my nightmare." "l'm cubicle-ized." "l'm sorry." "Liv's dealing with a crisis right now." "Can we return?" "Fine." "That's-- Yeah." "Okay, I get it." "Bye." "Hey!" "I'm sorry." "Who is this?" "Hello?" "Hey." "Hi." "How are you?" "Long time, huh?" "I know. lt's my fault." "I've been really busy." "Oh, yeah." "Right." "Busy." "Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother of your archenemy." "I mean, best friend." "Hey, I have to rent a tux." "You're coming with me." "Come on." "Come on." "Um... ." "Okay.I'malittlesurprised." "I would have thought a big magazine writer would have his own tux." "How you doing, Em?" "Hm?" "How you feeling?" "Feel fine." "Fine's not really a feeling though." "Fine's a feeling." "I feel fine." "You could say that." "People say that." "Yeah, sure." "You can say that." "Okay. lt's like... ." "Things are crazy with the wedding and there are all these details..." "... and,I don'tknow." "I had this idea of how it was gonna be in my head, and... ." "And it's not as much fun as that." "And I don't know why." "But mostly, I am fine." "Fix your tie." "I can't look at a tie like this." "Yeah." "Change the subject." "This doesn't look right without a tie." "I'm gonna go with a clip-on." "I can't figure this out." "You have no patience." "Oh, really?" "Kind of think I wait around too long." "Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee." "Oh, um... ." "I can't.I'mlatefor...." "But I'll call you." "When I'm not" " That" " You look-- You look really" "You're gonna make a very handsome bride-giver-awayer." "Thank you." "And, Em, you're gonna make a beautiful bride." "Really." "Yeah?" "Yeah. I always thought so." "Thanks." "Bye." "Despite it all, when morning broke on that 6th of June it was the perfect day for a wedding." "Well, two weddings." "T-minus three hours, people." "Guard your camps, execute your duties and we may make it out of here alive." "MAN:" "Incoming, people." "Roses for Lerner, peonies for Allen." "Has the Allen officiant reported for duty?" "Yes, he has." "Linens for Lerner?" "Excellent." "Let's move, people." "This is not a dress rehearsal." "Amazing." "You can't even see the blue anymore." "[knocking ]" "Oh, Liv." "My God, you're the most beautiful bride I have ever seen." "Thank you." "[PAGER BEEPS]" "Oh." "Uh, excuse me a sec." "She's so weird." "God, I'm so nervous." "I don't know why." "Hey, is the veil supposed to go like that?" "Yes." "Why?" "Oh, no." "You look fine." "You know, honestly, the pressure we put on brides these days to look perfect." "It's just ridiculous." "You don't have to look your most beautiful on your wedding day." "Okay, everybody?" "Mom?" "You know, if you want my opinion" "Deb, I don't want your opinion." "What?" "What?" "Deb, I have been dealing with versions of you my whole life..." "... andI 'mgonnatellyou somethingthat  I should've told myself a long time ago." "Sometimes it's about me." "Okay?" "Not all the time, but once in a while it's my time." "Like today. lf you're not okay with that, feel free to go." "But if you stay, you have to do your job." "And that means smiling and talking about my bridal beauty..." "... andmostimportantly, not making it about you." "Okay?" "Can you do that?" "Yes, I'd like to." "Then we're good." "Harpist is Allen, quartet is Lerner." "How many times do I have to repeat myself?" "Check on the grooms' status and man your battle stations." "If you're about to jump ship from one wedding, let someone know." "Okay. I'm going to Liv's ceremony and Emma's reception." "More booze." "I'm gonna do a head count of the single guys, and then choose." "Good call." "Allen." "Lerner." "Hey, Mr. Allen." "How are you?" "l'm good, bud." "How are you?" "Big day, huh?" "Yes." "Yes, it is." "Yeah." "I caught a glimpse of Emma earlier when I was scouting out the enemy camp." "She is beautiful, sir." "Thank you, Nathan." "You think I could have a word with your sister?" "Not about the fight." "About something else." "Oh, yeah." "Sure." "Liv." "Hi." "Mr. Allen." "Oh, Liv." "Wow, your mom and dad would be so proud." "Thank you." "Of both of you." "Thank you." "Thanks." "I just want to pass on a blessing from our generation." "Not just from myself but from... ." "From my dear friends who would've given anything to be here today." "Good luck, sweetheart." "Nate." "Mr." "Allen, thank you." "Good to see you." "All right." "You too." "Such a good man." "Emma's so much like him." "So according to Ms. St. Claire..." "... youareallowedone weaknip before the wedding..." "... tosortof steadythe nerves." "We have Scotch." "Okay." "Scotch is good." "Okay." "We have vodka and tequila." "Tequila, tequila?" "Tequila!" "Tequila!" "Kevin." "Tequila." "Tequila's so trashy." "No, no, no." "No, no." "Kevin, listen." "You don't like tequila." "Take this to Marion." "Tell her I switched the DVDs." "She needs to play this when Emma walks down the aisle." "l thought we were rising above this." "l know." "We are." "Go, go, go." "Hurry." "You'll thank me one day." "[knocking ]" "l'll go get that." "That's very helpful." "Okay." "Thank you." "Oh, my God. lt's your parents." "Come on in." "Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?" "She sure is." "Oh, my gosh." "Oh, wow, Mom." "Oh, my God. ls that my dress?" "Are you happy?" "l'm happy if you're happy." "Sweetheart, you could get married in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care." "This is your day." "Oh, boy, I need a tissue." "Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry." "You're gonna screw up your makeup, honey." "I found this when we moved to Boca." "Dad." "And I saved it." "What is it?" "l knew there'd come a day..." "... togiveit to you." "Go ahead." "Open it." "In case you need something old or blue." "It's really Liv's." "Well, something borrowed then." "Daddy, I need to see her." "I think she feels the same way." "[knocking ] I'll get that." "Oh, it's Marion." "Uh... ." "Places,people." "We'reonin two." "Marion, could I just run down the hallway for a second?" "Emma, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen." "Ready." "Bride one, walking." "Bride one, walking." "Okay." "Okay." "It's time." "MAN:" "Ma'am." "Oh, my God." "Okay." "Okay." "l'm getting married." "Yeah." "You happy?" "Uh... ." "When I get confirmation on bride one walking..." "... givevideoafivecountandroll." "And ready." "Walk." "[HARPlST playing "bridal CHORUS"]" "[WOMEN yelling ON video]" "EMMA [ON video] :" "I'm in Acapulco, baby!" "Spring break!" "I'm here with Miguel." "I love spring break. I want to dance." "Go, Emma!" "Go, Emma!" "Go, Emma!" "Go, Emma!" "I love being Emma." "I just want to dance." "[SCREAMS]" "We've been hit." "Repeat, we've been hit." "liv:" "Emma!" "Let me tell you something about that tape!" "EMMA:" "God, you swore!" "You swore you'd never show that to anyone." "Just let them go." "Emma!" "Bring it on!" "liv:" "Emma!" "EMMA:" "Liv!" "liv:" "Let me just tell you something!" "EMMA:" "I don't want to fight!" "I just-- lt's over." "I can't do this anymore." "I can't do this anymore." "Thank God." "I'm fine." "Emma, what the hell are you doing?" "Have you lost your mind?" "You ruined our wedding." "You happy now?" "Your friend, history." "She's a bad influence." "She always has been." "Judging by the DVD, you're more like her than I thought." "Good. I hope so." "What?" "Fletcher, you've been my friend for 1 0 years." "I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth." "You're in love with a girl that you met 1 0 years ago." "Hey, what's the matter with that?" "Huh?" "She's not here anymore." "I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, Fletch." "Or caving." "Neither do you." "We're different." "We want different things." "You know that's true, don't you?" "I knew." "Goodbye." "Oh, my God." "Emma." "I'm fine." "This is all my fault." "That video was never supposed to happen." "It was supposed to happen, but I canceled it. I thought I did." "Because I could never do that to you." "Emma, you're my best friend." "This fighting is so dumb." "I'm so sorry about everything." "I'm sorry too." "I'm so sorry." "If I ruined it for you, I don't want it anymore." "If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other, then... ." "There... ." "We'd be getting married, and we're not." "Are you crying?" "Yeah. lt's like a whole new me." "And I just-- l cry all the time." "l'm kind of a basket case." "No, Liv. I didn't" "No." "l didn't want that. I'm sorry." "No." "No, you were right." "I don't have to have it constantly together all the time." "It's like this huge wake-up call." "And I'm kind of stumbling around a little bit, but..." "... I'mawake." "Will you stand up there with me?" "Where else would I be?" "Reset, people." "Reset." "Ooh." "I almost forgot something." "Oh, my God." "Em, where did you find that?" "Two little girls saved it for us." "Come on." "[RYAN SHAW'S "YOU'VE MADE ME SO VERY HAPPY" playing OVER SPEAKERS]" "Hi." "Hey." "Are you single?" "Yeah." "Are you straight?" "l don't like labels" "So sorry to hear about your divorce." "Why?" "It was only my first." "And next time, I'm definitely getting married at The Plaza." "Do you wanna dance?" "Yes." "Let's go." "Okay." "Um... ." "No, baby." "Baby, let it happen on its own." "Uh-oh." "Did I make a horrible mistake..." "... andmarrysomeone who's smarter than I am?" "It was quite a wedding." "And as I stood there watching I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago." "[singing "YOU'VE MADE ME SO VERY HAPPY" ]" "Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken." "Sometimes you really can find that one person  who will stand by you no matter what." "Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding." "But there's also the chance  that the one person you can count on for a lifetime  the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who 's been standing beside you all along." "Wow." "Hello." "Oh, my God." "You look great." "You look great." "Well, how was it?" "How was the vacation?" "lt was amazing." "I want to know everything. I don't." "You married my brother." "That's weird." "So I don't want to know anything, ever." "Should we toast to marriage?" "Um... ." "Actually,I'mnot drinking." "Neither am I." "Are you pregnant?" "Are you pregnant?" "When are--?" "Me too." "March 3rd." "When are you due?" "March 3rd." "March 3rd." "SUB-ENG---T4P3"