"Do it properly man what are you doing?" "that much romance but not with wife" "all is well that ends well" "Mum, jewelry selection" "I'm rehearsing I'm performing in the evening who do I ask then?" "Cocktail one" "Hurry up, take it." "you must come." "Send someone to get it." "what's the difference what are you doing?" "Dadi I'm going for mehndi go child" "you're rehearsing on cocktail sung." "I want to learn too you do whatever you want on honeymoon if you are opening beers then send two here." "I don't even believe it." "I'm getting married I'm nervous it feels like a dream" "don't know where is sunal?" "even mehndi has started she should dance here, we danced at her mehndi" "I think papa returned from shop they were all saying that papa has decorated the shop like a bride" "Mum was saying that she'll wear Saree but she didn't change" "I've given my mobile to Chintu he should take photos." "I want to upload photos on Facebook since Vijay returned from London he looks handsome he looked very nice my first night. day after tomorrow I'm scared" "Come" "will you have something?" "nu where are you going one day before the wedding" "you called me so many times you know how hard was it to come everyone was asking." "It's not good for bride and groom to meet before" "I saw the tent guy when I was coming written Rani weds Vijay looks beautiful in round shape" "Rani, I can't marry you." "You're kidding." "I wish." "What happened?" "you got nervous." "No" "It'll be tough for you why?" "what changed?" "Nothing has changed." "I'm the saying." "that's what. you're still the same" "Rani, I've changed but Vijay." "I'm doing this for you. it'll be tough wedding is tomorrow." "what do I do now?" "What do I tell my parents." "have you told your parents yes." "what did they say they understood" "Rani this is right for us it happens" "I think you've found someone else." "no it's not like that" "Vijay." "I'm being practical listen you'll find someone your type in Rijoli he'll keep you happy." "you're so nice and we'll be friends we'll be in touch talk to my parents." "not to me" "Didi what happened?" "what did he say?" "Why are you crying?" "Didi why are you crying?" "Vijay don't end it." "I'll do whatever you want" "If I tell my father he'll get a heart attack nothing will happen I beg you marry me. who will marry me now" "they've made all the preparations in my family once we get married everything will be fine" "once we get married how will I go home?" "people are watching. what are you doing" "You're not understanding wedding is day after tomorrow" "Rani open the door rani open the door rani I will talk rani papa is saying he will talk" "open the door" "brother give us a kilo sweets take the whole shop" "our daughter rani." "she's grown up she's really sweet." "Father has his own sweets shop his daughter must be sweet" "Vijay come here" "We've had very close relation with their family before marriage our evening tea and samosas were together" "you made this sweet" "I make very good sweet can I taste" "very sweet" "can you make barfi?" "I can make Maggie this a combination sweet." "ladoo... and mix it with khuya" "from where?" "HS polytechnic first year" "from there you'll get mudrika it goes straight to our college its near by" "my college is also there." "I'm doing engineering my papa is right" "do you watch movies?" "Hey home science." "what are you doing here?" "You know they sell really amazing samosas outside your college and potato quantity is very... you must've had them." "are you a halwai taking interest in samosa?" "Not in samosa I'm taking interest in halwai" "he's the sun of our uncle dhingra family friend you're seeing him you didn't tell me no." "I swear." "I don't even like him he looks like shahrukh" "he looks nice." "Let's go" "I don't want to eat here" "I've decided, I won't call you rani." "then what?" "My Queen" "10 actors have tried in ten movies." "what?" "talking to you?" "Nu. this library method." "It has worked every time" "I'm working right now." "and after that?" "Hey queen Chinese" "SOUP queen soup" "man chow man chow." "say yes sweet corn." "You're very sweet" "it's not hot right can I tell a joke." "Chintu tells best jokes there was an ant and it was white mother asked why are you so white it said I put fair and lovely and drink and dance." "He goes everywhere with you." "no. whenever my parents send him will he come in dowry too" "Didi tent guy is calling" "I know it's last minute yeah charge for cancellation" "you go get some rest. no." "I'm here" "sonal is calling I can talk to her later it's not important." "Didi, he's saying I love you to you" "Rani I had a boyfriend fayzal." "He stayed in Pakistan." "he was cute then I found your grandfather" "then I found your grandfather in refugee camp we had to share one tent in the dark he was looking very handsome where do you find someone who knows you don't worry about anything right now just live your life" "you get in life what you're suppose to get. nothing can change that today you're thinking that your life is over tomorrow everything will alright again day after tomorrow you'll come and tell me, Dadi whatever happened was good." "Quiet now." "I will miss you" "won't I miss you." "It's just London." "I'M call you daily listen. get tattoo of my name why?" "even saif got one for kareena you should get one then" "I already have one for you on my heart my hearts queen" "open the door" "I've brought tea for you." "you haven't eaten since morning eat something child how can this go on" "open the door" "hey honeymoon queen open the door. its open sonal where are you?" "I've been looking for you. where's my passport ticket" "I couldn't get the passport" "you gave me a heart attack here's your passport and ticket and go to your honeymoon" "I'm more excited than you finally you'll lose your virginity" "Mum will hear you you closed the account where are you running off to" "I have a dream of going honeymoon of the country since I was 17 gua. nu foreign country" "Paris is my favorite and his Amsterdam" "Amsterdam." "where is it?" "It's by train from Paris." "Madam you're going to Paris" "Let it go Chintu close my account" "I want to go on my honeymoon" "you want to go" "Yes is it important" "Yes but if you say no then I won't go" "take Chintu with you talk to us on computer daily" "and meet Varma aunty ukiiY" "ukiiY" "myself rani." "I have a room here" "Okay be in good mood" "Didi is coming how are you?" "everything okay there mom I can't see you sit down" "now okay you got here fine." "didn't have any problem in travel right?" "How did you get to the hotel how's the cold there." "yeah it is a bit cold here if it's cold there..." "you're not even wearing your sweater mum, it's not cold inside but take care of yourself you catch cold quickly" "Mum did Vijay call?" "No Vijay didn't call did you meet Vijay's parents" "don't worry." "everything will be alright just go see Paris and come back soon" "I have a headache I'm going to bed okay, my phone will be on keep in touch" "who's there?" "Who's there?" "No, I thought he hurt you" "I don't speak French" "passport visa my hotel is near by my passport is there" "I have the key" "I'm from Rijoli India" "Namaste Namaste" "you know Hindi" "I am mix." "French Spanish my mom French Spanish papa Hindi your father is Indian" "Mom went to go papa boom boom and I came" "nice to meet you you can call me VJ" "my self rani" "Rani" "Queen." "okay queen what are you doing here" "very cute kid." "whose?" "He's my life Ricky" "V°ur kid?" "yes you've maintained your figure very well" "come lets go" "hello Dadi." "what are you doing there?" "Watching TV if wanted to watch TV then why did you go this far?" "Go out I've heard it's the most beautiful city of the world and who knows you may find a white guy over there" "India gate is the best in the world Eifel tower in Paris is" "Eifel tower" "I will take you there on honeymoon we'll eat on the top of Eifel tower they serve food there" "and a lot more" "Chinese food" "I want to go back to India" "thief" "my Passport" "Rain there's rain in India also I'm from India" "Rijoli, I came on my honeymoon alone" "I knew that I'm better looking" "I'm better looking than Vijay I didn't say that everyone told me that I'm better looking" "my friend sonal used to call him conductor" "my life is ruined" "CDITIE" "alcohol" "I obeyed my parents" "I obeyed my teachers I never cheated in exam never lied" "I listened to everyone." "I think Vijay had sex in London" "SEX" "convent girls in front our school used to wear skirts so short they folded it." "I never did such things never ﬂirted with buys get right Vijay Lakshmi you and your fun." "you'll be caught someday" "look he left me alone" "I'm doing everything alone" "I'm crossing road alone." "seeing Eifel tower alone fighting thugs alone." "I didn't let go off my bag" "I taught him a lesson he will never mess with someone from Delhi my condition is like gupta uncle" "gupta uncle got cancer he never drank alcohol never smoked still got cancer" "better if he had smoked and drink" "Hindi sung" "VJ Hindi song is playing Bollywood" "Hindi sung" "Vijay." "what Vijay?" "have you lust your mind?" "What are you doing here?" "dancing." "people were looking at you at least think about my reputation mom isn't here. if she were... all girls were dancing." "am I marrying all of them" "sulTy" "one saying in English my friend taught me. why fart and waste it when you burp and taste it" "back home we're not allowed to burp girls not at all" "girls aren't even allowed to burp" "I told you. we must talk at fix time" "rani. hi." "who is she?" "I'm VJ Lakshmi nice you to meet you." "Daddy?" "Don't call me that." "call me Ashwin" "Ashu for you" "go Chintu go do your homework what are you doing?" "go do your work. what work?" "What was I doing?" "go inside" "SOON" "adult film is going on here enjoy" "what did I do last night" "who told daddy?" "Rani, your nature is very jolly" "Ricky's dad." "he left for office?" "Husband" "child without marriage" "is this common in Paris?" "Sometimes" "VJ, there's nothing in it it's very hippy it's not my style" "VJ" "VJ" "Rani are you serious not good'?" "VJ how is it?" "I like the jacket but..." "VJ this doesn't look good on me" "VJ return my clothes" "Santa Banta are Indian" "do you visit India?" "Q03?" "Hike Bananas." "We also went to Banaras on family holiday it was fun" "I even have photos" "Banaras. they have the best Hash" "why is it dark there?" "Power gone." "Delhi electricity." "this computer is running of inverter when are you going to see Varma aunty you're taking her with you she's a nice girl" "where is she?" "I can't see her" "I'm saying Namaste. it's tradition." "I can't see her" "I'm saying Namaste. it's tradition" "it's sad." "Dolly, Rani is here." "Who Rani?" "our Rani Mr. mehra's daughter right child, what happened to my child this is my friend VJ she's from Paris not to worry sit" "what will you have." "just water just water." "Rani is here." "who rani" "Mama's daughter." "our rani" "how was my French." "listen" "100 euro." "what are you saying." "11 is enough it's 750 in India anyway okay." "whatever you say give the gift to the girl this is for you and this is for your mother no aunty." "keep it child." "Keep it what are you doing in Paris." "Are you here to see the friend however she feels good." "I'm on my honeymoon honeymoon!" "Emotional" "condom thank you I need two" "condom in my bag" "your bra is here" "I don't anymore clothes" "you too come." "What will I do there alone" "kuna suits you" "I will send you more." "from Delhi in this bag don't I will come to India true." "I told Ricky when he's five mama and child will go to India and I also want to meet Chintu" "Chintu will die when sees you" "you too don't change" "But cut off on alcohol a bit and sex with strangers." "It's not good" "Lakshmi is here" "Hello." "How are you?" "Vijay speaking." "I want to meet you" "Rani is dead" "brother give me some more jalebi" "our status don't match now we can't get married" "Wait" "hello Chintu how are you?" "Vijay speaking." "what do you want?" "Where is rani?" "Hello I can't hear you wait listen to me asking about Rani Didi" "Rascal" "I made breakfast for you" "Alexander" "My self rani from India" "Rani, what dues this mean?" "Rani means queen" "What it is?" "French toast" "French toast." "I'm French it's not French toast." "Hi Didi" "Chintu. hi." "where's everybody. they're coming where is she?" "who?" "VJ Lakshmi" "Chintu, I'm in Amsterdam and she's in Paris. stop asking the same question" "Mum, talk to Didi" "did he call you?" "you want to meet him?" "Did you meet him not yet look, you think if you still like him" "and if there's is something then let them talk to us yes, his parents told us he's in Paris" "morn, I'm hungry I'M go eat something" "I will call you in the evening sorry. family. don't know I'm staying with buys" "Papa mama yes ' talk every day." "sometimes ten times a day" "salt is less." "Everybody got scared" "Lizard" "Sikander is fine." "and it suits you how many beers you drink in a day?" "How much" "are they buying the boat or rent it?" "My sense is humor is very good." "you'll know" "I don't like the boat plan very much and it's expensive let's go to the church" "Rani." "Rani wait wait where are you have you met hot guys yes but they're cute bring one for me in the suitcase" "nothing, ayushman did a potty. you go enjoy Amsterdam, I'M wash potty here." "This is electric massager" "SEE this is for joint pains" "my grandfather has joint pains" "it's a ladies belt." "Can be worn with dress or jeans but you can get one India also" "it's in Delhi" "it was a very good shop I bought gifts for everyone" "words of heart on wall" "why do you paint all this?" "I want to do something" "chada uncle told dad that I should work in his company" "I got 80 percent marks that's why he's very impressed he told me to handle accounts in his company" "what is dad saying he said to ask you what's the need." "I am working." "Don't you trust me." "It's not like that tell him no" "my business is also very good my dad takes all his shop decisions after asking me and I'm going to tell dad that he should put seating outside to extend" "I think we're going the wrong way" "now your name is sikander" "I think we came to the wrong place sikander wrong address" "this feels like a very wrong place" "is this the address." "this is the place right?" "I need to give this parcel this is for roxxette" "VJ Lakshmi sent this" "50 euros." "what for?" "50 euros for half an hour" "I won't talk half an hour." "I just need two minutes please call roxxette." "Do you know VJ Lakshmi" "yeah. you're queen." "Rani." "from India" "me ruksaar, here ruxxettte" "VJ Lakshmi sent this for you my mom sent this" "Vijay Lakshmi address she has that's why you had to bring it" "I can't give her this address and if she finds out that I work here she'll die" "we're seven sisters and my father is dead" "I'm the son, I must earn money." "It's useless being sad find some other job this is very difficult job I would if I could resection and I even studied commerce but until I get a job" this is what I do government say they will give all the benefits and money is good" "and when money goes to home it's just money with it one sister goes to school two of them to college and one of them just got married I'M show you photos, are you on Facebook?" "pole dance time" "your dance is very good." "thank you come to Delhi hopefully" "asleep?" "I will have to drive" "drive." "there's a line behind us don't push the break you should travel by bus you will never learn" "your brushes and sikander your beer" "we'll go to church today" "Taka Japan" "Tsunami" "Mama papa gone job gone home gone" "Taka has no one in this world" "who is this" "I didn't get married he said no" "What will I make?" "I need cooker they don't know cooker spices." "hink" "what do they call hink in English" "what do they call hink in English" "what do they call hink in English" "mustard" "what they write on the bottle I never read it" "child they call it hink in English" "India" "in Delhi it's called gol gappa" "I told you no one will come" "I will make one for you" "Italian kiss best it's not like that India is best in everything watch any movie of Imran Hashmi all has best kisses of him" "Indian best kissing sure." "prove it kiss lip to lip?" "yes lip to lip or what knee to knee?" "I've been looking for you." "Why are you calling me now don't say that rani" "I've been waiting here I haven't eaten since morning" "are you okay Yes '" "who are they?" "my friends you made friends in 5 days" "anyways that's not important" "I want to talk to you alone" "I've missed very much" "you drank alcohol" "I drank Champaign" "Champaign isn't alcohol?" "Are you mad?" "you started drinking they must've taught you to drink" "where did you find these hippies?" "they're not hippies they're my friend. people like you and me. they're my roommates you're living with buys" "have you told your parents if your mom finds out." "tell mom" "rani I'm sorry" "I made a mistake" "I'm saying sorry I came here just to see you" "you know mom is planning everything they're all missing you they're renovating the top ﬂoor just for us let's go will son out everything" "I'm back let's go from here." "I'm not going with you" "I don't want to go anywhere." "They will help" "rani, I will hurt someone" "this is my fiancé" "they're your friends" "Vijay leave." "Vijay leave from here" "I didn't do anything." "leave what is my mistake." "I came this far to see you and your telling me to leave" "I will meet tomorrow we'll talk then" "I'm apologizing. you want me to beg." "I missing you Vijay we will talk tomorrow he's still looking" "come with me I love you rani we will talk tomorrow and you will stay with them at night" "I will message you and let you know" "it's so bad." "doesn't look like me at all" "I won't be able to come" "rani" "you look nice." "I bought this from Paris you look nice too me and dad bought this shin" "will you have something I'm okay did you see Amsterdam nu" "I'm not here to see Amsterdam I've been looking for you it's very nice." "I even saw Paris I went to Eifel tower... alone... rani I know I made a mistake and I'm really sorry you know they're all upset because of me at home" "you've become so modern" "I mean, I'm just saying" "I just want you." "I really love you" "I really want you we've been together for years we can't just break up like that" "I'm sorry about your friends yesterday they were being... and you don't know these foreigners they're strange" "I was just feeling protective and obviously I'm your fiance who else would feel like that and whatever money spent." "papa will pay for it." "Whatever you guys spent" "I know. you won't be able to live without me" "I ruined everything." "Vijay I need to go go. where?" "ruck show." "I'm talking about our lives and your talking about rock show actually ruck show isn't important but my friends all my friends are there. rani you're leaving me for those friends but" "Vijay you weren't even going to come here" "I've been looking for you for five days but my ruck show plan was made earlier and where are we going we can talk in Delhi" "what are you doing?" "talk to me I will see you India bye." "I'm getting late" "I will see you Delhi" "she will come from here plane landed yes" "she will bring luggage on her own rani" "mom look this is vj Lakshmi she talked to you on Skype same girl" "whose house is this?" "Mrs. Varma" "I want to see the pictures you drive these buys are my friends" "do you want us to wait you go." "I will be there soon we will wait how will she come alone. leave Chintu with her. she's seen the world." "Namaste" "Vijay look who is here" "Sit child you've changed even your hair are straight"