"# Who stole my heart # who makes me dream all day" "# Dreams that I know can never be reality" "# It seems like I'll always be sad # what does my happiness mean" "# Who would answer with a yes" "# Well, you must guess to whom" "# To none other than you #" "Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!" "In addition to the great desire we had de veros" "The need we have for your help triggered our hasty call." "You are surely aware of Hamlet's metamorphosis," "Let's keep calling it that, since neither the outside man nor the interior looks like what it was what should be, other than the death of his father," "I can not understand that he has been able to keep him away from knowledge of himself." "I can not even dream." "I beg you both," "Raised with him since childhood ... hoping your company will encourage you to have fun." "and if you can find out something," "Let us not know about their affliction we can know to try to remedy it" " Excuse me, ma'am." " Good lords," "He has evoked you." "And I'm sure that no two men in this world whom you appreciate so much." "If they would like show us as much as... nobility and good will  to spend some time of your time with us," "For the benefit of our hope, your visit will be rewarded to the level of what a monarch can thank" "Some rude is leaving.." "the power you exercise over us, should express the wishes of your majesties ordering and not ordering." "But we both obey and here we place ourselves at your orders..." "What pleasure in this day and year, hear the language so beautifully spoken." "No, no, I'm not going, I..." "I just need to go to the service, you know." "Thanks, Guildenstern Nobles and Rosencrantz." "And I beseech you as soon as possible..." "Wait for a break." "Go, and take these gentlemen to where Hamlet is." "Want the sky that our presence and diligences be nice..." "Hello, can you excuse me?" "# Our hope for the future" "# Our shelter from the stormy gust" "# And our eternal home" "# Before the hills stayed #" "There is no soap." " I want to be sick? "Huh?"" "No, no, not yet." "Hmm." "You know, you remind me of a storekeeper I met." "My dear lady, I assure you, that I am an old friend of the main actor." "We were in Cambridge together." "Young people together in college." "We have made such a long road, that one should simply peek out the door." "My Pass..." "My Pass..." "I'm sure I'm not the first one to highlight its resemblance with the last Ernest Bevin?" "It is very surprising." "They could be sisters." "Oh, yes striking looks, I know, but quite funny." "Mmm-hmm." "One seems such a villain." "And I guess I am," "Oh, uh, hurry up." "I do not feel very well." "Oh, dear.Thank you." "Thank you." "The drink, the drink." "It's the drink!" "Not well?" "Yes, thank you, I am perfectly fine..." "Well, I'll look for the help." "I'm making a French joke." "Now open the tap, for God's sake." " Oh, yes." " I would not worry, but it is only the intermediate." "If you want to go there and be sick you could at least save it for the end of the work." "Oh, Pears soap." "Who are you?" "And who is that kid from outside?" "Chico?" "Outside?" "I do not know. "I have not seen him before."" "Can I get one of these?" "I love your dress." "You are very rude. "Is it from the embassy?"" "Not exactly." "Well, there can not be many other English in Moscow, who are you?" "I was in Cambridge with Hamlet." "Well, why do not we tell you that you are here?" "He's down there in the hallway." "Everything in due time." "The question is, are we as welcome as ever?" "I know your face." "Craven A, for the sake of his throat, Mmm." "Are you liking the work?" "I love it." "I like the appearance of Laertes." "The stockings are good." "Yes, that's what he thinks." "It looks like a pair of King Edwards has been put on." "Do you like Moscow?" "Oh, I hate it dear." "I can not understand what these Three Sisters are doing." "It gives the work a sinister bias." "The second act begins, please." "Ah, a drink would help." "Begin the second act, please." "Do not you think you've had enough?" "All right." "If you do not work in the embassy, what do you do?" "I establish contacts." "Are you a journalist?" "Something similar, yes." "Do not feel bad again?" "Uh, you know, I think I am," "Oh, God." "One of the few lessons I've learned in my life is that when one is wrong, is always in threees." "Your call, Miss Browne." "Yes, here it comes." "Oh, God!" "I'll send someone" "Miss Browne, your call!" " I must go." " Oh God!" "Try to recover.And go to your house." "Yes." " Oh, I'm so sorry..." " I'm a sloppy one." "Guy." "Guy!" "But I will dig a yard below their mines, and I will make them fly..." "I have a dressing room for me finally." "You have the ways of a snake" " I am delighted" " Good." "I am very happy..." "This man makes me a charger now." "I'll carry it to the next room." "Mother, good night." "This counselor is now even more, more secret and more severe..." "Where is Charles?" "who was in life a crazy and truhán charlatan" "Come, sir, to end this conversation." "You're shortening it, dear." "Guess who I just saw going down the hall?" " To whom? "Guy Burgess."" " To whom? "Guy Burgess, my dear." "The spy." "The lost diplomat." "Ah, my good lord, what I have seen tonight!" "What did you see, Gertrude?" "How's Hamlet?" "Guy Burgess?" "How is Hamlet?" "Furious as the sea..." "Furious as the seas and the wind when both fight to be the most powerful." "In its appearance without law when hearing a noise behind the curtains," "Take off your foil quickly Shouts, "A rat, a rat!"" "And in this frenzy killed the good old man who was hidden" "I would have done the same thing to myself if I had been there" "Your freedom is full of threats for all, for you, for us, for anyone." "I do not want to open my mind." "I would not like to eat cabbage for breakfast at my house." "Why should I eat cabbage for breakfast here?" "Well, it's a good job, I like beets," "Otherwise it would return on the skin and bones." "Do not push, lady." " Mum must be the word, truly." " Why?" "Well, we do not want any calling The Express." "If someone goes to dinner tonight, knock on my door." "He is much fatter." "Did you know him?" "Oh, I met him years ago, the way it was done, you know" " You are like that, right?" " As?" "Left-handed." "Oh.It was." "Everyone was then" "I appreciate it.Although has become ill in my toilet." "Yes?" " Oh, much charm. "Yes."" "But you're right, I would not want to convert to The Express in my worst enemy" " A glass?" " I would love to." "There is not." "My drink!" "My cigarettes." "My soap!" "That rogue!" "The bag has fallen." "Thank you." " Sleep Cap?" " Please!" "Hot, hot, hot." " Is your room hot?" " Boiling." "I am sure that everything is part of the cold war" "No plug." "Secret cabinet." "Oh!" "Have you found insects?" "What did you say?" " Insects!" " Did you find insects?" " Insects?" "No, my room is very clean." "Oh." "Wonderful rooms!" "All kinds of comforts." " I reaffirm it." " But I have a complaint." "Oh, what is it, please?" "Well, in view of the exploded results" "Of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics." "I think, at least, they should put a plug in the sink." "What?" "It's like representing Private lives in the matinee of a Wednesday in Oldham." "I'll tell you something else. "Mmm?"" "You can lose your taste for caviar." "Who came?" "Thank you." "Uh, how do I get there?" "Well, someone has to be able to tell me how to get there." "This is ridiculous.Do not have a street?" "An A to Z?" " Well, uh..." "Can I take a taxi?" " Do not." " Do you have problems?" " Oh no." "No." "Taxi!" "Excuse me, do you know where this is?" "Thank you." "Good." "I just want to know where is the place." "How do I get there?" "I thought that for this were the embassies." "You have to remember, that the lord in question is a spy." "In England it would be languishing in jail." "You better languish here." "\x22 Bring a tape measure. \x22" "Bring a tape measure?" "Mr Burgess asked me to eat together." "With a tape measure?" " caring for your waistline." "Well, you can not help but that I will eat with him." "is a free country." "or enough, is not it?" "Enjoy the food here." "It's Tuesday." "There is fish with rice and boiled egg." "It is delicious." "It's Tuesday." "There is fish with rice and hard-boiled egg." "Tessa thinks we do not we take seriously." "Was he a friend of yours?" "Last night passed by my dressing room and returned in the sink." "It was love at first sight." "First impressions are always the best." "Never had contact with him before?" "No." "Not seen with him when he was in the Foreign Office?" "No." " O on the BBC?" " Do not." ""And with Maclean?"" " Do not!" "Strange to pass by his dressing room." " The ladies are are exactly their path. "Are they your own?"" "Of course, if all that happened to him was that he felt bad, that would explain." "He came to see one of the actors." "To whom?" "You are not paid for The Daily Express, right?" "They are very anxious to take the glove." "I must forget my idea." "Eat with us.Go" "I do not intend to eat with you." "He has asked me to call you." "Do you know where this is?" "Oh, Tessa does not know, does she, Tessa?" "Well, Tessa is very thin." "Tessa's interest is to waste time." "Until you see the first page of Country Life." "After the ads." "of special tables." "Stalin is dead." "Exchanges are occurring." "You, the Old Vic theater." "No overtures, I admit it." "But the preparatory tuning of the overtures." "For the first time in 10 years, we are in the phase of talking to each other." "Our friends, the enemy, are beginning to play with the ball." "We do not want to take the bat home, right?" "Burgess and Maclean, are yesterday's breakfast." "We want to forget them." "The Russians want to forget" "The point is, we do not want any complications at this time." "No scenes." "This is a matter of maturity." "I'm going to eat a small, quiet meal." "I am an actress All actresses are crazy." "It is a proven fact." "Why should there be complications?" "Can I take the note?" "No." "What a nerve!" "Oh, stay to eat, there will be jokes." "Yes, Giles knows many jokes." "Only we have heard them all." "New people change everything." "Well, Tessa wants you to stay. "Is not that right, Tessa?"" "I think you two are crap!" "I was just kidding!" "Oh God!" "This means that we will not talk for a week." "Well, thanks for your help" "Oh, do not bother to join me." "Enjoy your fish with rice and hard boiled eggs." "Show me that address." "Tessa!" "Naughty." "Sorry." "Oh..." "Thank you." "Forgive?" "\x22 From the shore and the river, shone in the crystalline mirror '," "' Tirra lirra, 'by the river Sir Lancelot sang" "' 'She left the canvas, left the loom, dió Three steps into the room, saw the lily bloom in the water, saw the pen and the helmet, and looked at Camelot." "The cloth flew and flew in the air." "Empty the mirror broke from side to side." "\x22 'The curse falls on me,' shouted the Lady of Shallot." "I have walked through the middle of Russia to get here." "Oh, dear!" "I guess that's my soap." "It is, it is, and very good." "Now, have a seat." "What a wonderful coat." "We are already here." "I have been ordering." "Here, have a drink?" "You know, honestly, I thought that you would leave me planted." "I almost did.He snatched my soap, stole my cigarettes, almost stole my face powder." "I know, I know." "I should have asked. "I'm such a coward."" "Good, hard to live in abundance." "In fact, almost a swine." "You know, I used to live on Jermyn Street." "Tragic, you can think. "Well, not really." "That was a pigsty, too." "Knows for its standards, is quite palaciego.Casi very spacious." "I am very lucky." "If it is our food, is burning." "Oh, oh, dear." "Oh yeah." "Do you think that I can save something?" "No." "Ah!" "All is not lost." "I managed to squeeze two tomatoes." "And, a topic of discussion, a grapefruit." "We do." " Have a seat." " Ajo?" " No thanks." "I love it!" "Well, tell me all the gossip." "Go to Harold Nicolson?" "He, uh..." "I've seen it, but I do not know it." "Oh!" "Good man, good man" "And to Cyril Connolly?" "It is everywhere." "Well, I have not met him either." "Oh!" "Somehow, I remember everyone knowing everyone else." "Everyone I knew, knew all the others Auden, do you know him?" "Pope-Hennessy?" "The theater is in a terrible state." "Three works closed in Shaftue in one week" "Really?" "A ballet on ice comes here. "All the comrades are nervous about it." "I am an antiquated about ice." "He used to drive in Cambridge, you know." "One thinks about the past and wonders maybe I lost my way." "Do not eat the tomato?" "Well, I'm not hungry." "Oh, I do." "Yum, yum." "Mmm." "There." " Mmm. "Do you see a lot of people here?"" "Oh, yes.Montones of friends." "Do not know what you are missing with this tomato." "There is a half orange, I suppose." "What?" "Oh yeah." "Hmm." "He is a virtuoso of the balalaika." "We play duets." "Maclean?" "Maclean?" "Oh no." "Maclean is not my friend. "No, honey, oh, no." "No no." "No, no, he's so serious." "No jokes, no jokes." "Positively the last person that I would have chosen if I could have chosen." "And yet we are here in this terrible tandem together, you know" "Debenham and Freebody." "Crosse and Blackwell." "Auden and Isherwood." "Burgess and Maclean." "Do you know Auden?" "You already asked me." "Do not." "Do not look." "The seeds get into my teeth." "You know, people ask me if I have regrets" "The only remorse I have is that before I go" "I did not get a good pair of National Health teeth." "Admirable as they are most of things in the Soviet Socialist Republic," "The production of dentures is still beginning." "Hmm." "You know, there is no one in Moscow." "It's like staying in Cambridge during long vacations." "I settle with anyone who is around here." "Me." "= No, no, no, no, no." "In addition, I asked her to come for a reason." "Did you bring a tape measure?" "I want you to take action to make me some suits, with my tailor." "I only have one suit the one I wore when I came." "And I've fallen a lot since then." "But I would not know where to start - what steps will you need?" "Oh, measure everything, he will solve it." "He is a good man." "The people here, would not make a suit?" "What people?" "The authorities." "Oh, yes, but have you seen them?" "Clothing has never been the strong point of the comrades." "Besides, I do not want to look like the others, right?" "But, I seem to remember how it is done." "His arms can not have changed." "You know, I never cared for cumin the clothes." "I always wore traditional clothes of my class, you know." "Black coat, striped trousers, diplomatic stripe suits, wool jackets on weekends." "Order of shit, of course, everything was in a crap order." "But lovely, I always had charm." ""Well, you still have charm," she said through clenched teeth." "Not here, not for them." "To have charm I need words, I have no words." "And without my clothes, I have no class." "For them, I am English." "\x22 You would want to go to bed with the English?" "I wonder?" "\x22 I do not think so. \x22 As I have been so spoiled during the war." "Flooded with rude soldiery." " Habla Vd Russian?" " I settle." "I should learn, simply for sex." "The guys are quite thin here." "They can not speak my language, I can not speak theirs." "so that when I contact one soon I get bored." "Sex needs to talk." "Well, at least he found a friend." "I do not know if I found one." "or if I have chosen one." "And I..." "I know what I've done to deserve it." "But what has he done to deserve me?" "Am I a prize or a punishment?" "He plays the balalaika and I play the piano." "It's funny." "He is a ballet electrician." "Of course, he may be a cop." "If you are a policeman disguises it well." "Forster lived with a cop, did not he?" "Do you know him?" "I'm afraid I'm a disappointment on the subject of friends." "Oh, never mind." "You know, nobody will believe me when I go home." "\x22 What did you do in Moscow, my dear?" "\x22" "\x22 Not much." "I took measurements to Guy Burgess' inside the leg. \x22" "I would not think the inside of one's leg changes much, does it?" "One of the things that does not change." "\x22 The knee is at a distance from the body," "\x22 while the groin, as your lordship knows," "\x22 is in the curtain of the site. \x22" "Excuse me?" "Tristram Shandy." "Of course, you would not, right?" "Do what?" "Go around telling everyone." "My people here would not like it." "No?" "No." "A hat would look good." "7 and 5/8." "Now, I will write the name of my..." "I have it here, and, oh, and that of my cobbler, too." "Oh, it's an outfit." "Yes, for marriage at gunpoint." "Look, how do you know he will not say no?" " Hmm? "Your tailor."" "It would be vulgar to say no." "He will not say no." "I will see what I can do." "Oh, he does not leave already, does he?" "You do not want to leave, right?" "Well, could not we go somewhere?" "Could show me other places." "Uh..." "Well, I can not leave yet, I have to wait for a phone call" "When calling the phone, I am allowed to leave." "Whose?" "Oh, you know, my people." "It usually happens about four o'clock." "That's another two hours." "It does not matter." "I'll put my Jack Buchanan record." "# Who stole my heart" "# Who makes me dream all day" "# Dreams that I know can not be reality" "# It seems like I'll always be sad" "# Who represents my happiness" "# Who to say yes" "# Well, you must guess to whom" "# To anyone but you #" "Well, right?" "Want to hear it again?" " You only have that?" " only that." "What's on the other side?" "Oh, you will not want to hear the other side." "The other side is rubbish. "I never hear the other side." "# Who stole my heart... #" "What do you miss the most?" "Well, um..." "Apart from Club Reform, the streets of London and sometimes the English countryside" "I think the only thing I really miss are the gossip" "Comrades, although they are in any other activity, do not gossip in the way we do it, or on the same issues." "Well, pardon me for saying it, dear but the comrades seem to me to be  a sad disappointment in each facet." "No gossip their clothes are terrible can not make false teeth, what else is there?" "The system." "I thought, that being English, we would be interested in that." "What do people say about me in England?" "They do not say much anymore." "I thought you were a little like Oscar Wilde." "No, no." "Although, he was an interpreter and I was an interpreter." "Both useless." "But I never pretended." "If I wore a mask, it was to be exactly what it looked like." "And in relation to the other, well I do not want to hide it" "But my analysis of situations," "The reports that I had to send to the Foreign Office were always Marxist." "openly so, impeccably so." "But nobody cared." "\x22 It is already known Guy, the old and dear Guy." "Pretty sure." "If you do not want to tune into something" "You have to adapt to everything else" "And in all important things I adapted." "\x22 How can a spy be?" "My tailor says. \x22" "Average English, you know, is not interested in ideas." "Say what you want about political theory, no one will listen to you." "You can enter a whole portion of the Communist Manifesto" "In the Queen's speech, no one will move a hair." "The least, I suspect, His Majesty the Queen." "I bore you?" "It does not matter." "I'll think of 101 things to ask you when it's gone" "How is Cyril Connolly?" "He already asked me that.I do not know." "So small, England." "Small music, small art." "Timid, flavorful, pretty." "And I still love her.I love her." "You know, I can say I love London and I can say that I love England." "I can not say that I love my country." "I do not know what you mean." "See Vd criket?" "No." "Anyway, it has changed" "Cricket?" "London." "Why?" "I do not want him to change." "Why do they all want me to change?" "It is none of your business to change it." "Crazy!" "I should stop them, tie them together." "Listen, dear.I'm just an actress." "I am not a bright lady, for your standards." "I have never been very interested in politics" "But if this is communism I do not like it because it is gray." "Poor things seem so tired." "There are people who think that Australia is gray." "And that is not communism. "And look at Leeds." "The only thing that happens is that we've been sitting here all afternoon." "pretending to spy, what did you do, my dear, it was only a minor social offense." "Not worse, and I'm sure than in the minds of some better to be stopped in a public urinal, in the way that gentlemen in my profession are constantly." "But this is something that we should not mention for being a lack of education." "So we will not be ashamed." "That's very English." "We pretend that it has not happened because we are both sensitive people." "Good," "I am not English, I am not sensitive," "I am Australian." "I can not teach much morality." "And outside of Shakespeare, the word \x22 betrayal \x22 does not represent anything to me" "Only you urinated in our soup and we drank it." "Well, very well." "It does not affect me, dear." "I will order your suit and your hat" "And I will upload it to my account." "To mine, not a word." "but for a reason," "Sorry for you" "Now, in your notebook, in his real notebook, where you'll probably add my name to the list of all the crazy ones you've ripped" "But you have not cheated me, dear." "I know." "The pipe is not playing with the vagina." "A shame.I was enjoying." "Destroyed the lady's great speech." "I just want you to tell me why." "At that moment, I thought was to do the right thing." ""And the loneliness, I suppose." "Oh, loneliness!"" "If you have a secret, you are alone." "But you told people - you told several people." "There is no reason to keep a secret if you make it a secret" "In fact, another thing that can bring me is an old Eaton necktie" "This one is in the last." "Ah, here is Tolya." "Oh, yes." "Now, this is Mrs. Browne." "She is an actress from England." "How are you?" " Who are you?" " Very good." "If you give her a cigarette, an English cigarette." "will be your friend forever." "Hmm." "Ah." "Oh, dear.I'm sorry." "No." "No, no, please." "Please." "He is a real Queen Mary." "I could not ask him for a suit too, right?" "I would be so handsome." "Anything." "Anything." "Hello, Guy, Guy." "Uh..." "Tolya wants to play a song for you." "Uh, allow it, you will be so happy." "Gilbert and Sullivan." "# Take some radiant eyes # always hidden and anonymous" "# In a merciful eclipse" "# Do not accept your soft surprise" "# Having passed the Rubicon" "# Take some pink lips..." "What do you think?" "Prize or punishment?" "# Be fussy about this" "# Take a small, tender hand # with delicate fingers" "# Squeeze them #" "Where are we going?" "To the church." "Do you like the church?" "I love her." "In this one, the songs are very good." "The opera singers are in the choir, warming up for the night performance" "Is not that, uh, another friend?" "Oh, good God no." "You know, when I came here for the first time." "I was followed by a rather large police." "This was when I was a celebrity." "Now they only send me to those who are in training.." "Irony, that." "Good afternoon." "They are not strong in ironies, comrades." "Did you meet Jack Buchanan?" "Yes, I suppose." "We almost married." "It's strange." "Sybil Thorndik liked it." "I gave you my old mama's number, right?" "Yes." "I..." "like this." "Do not tell anyone I do not like it." "And thanks again, in advance." "Are you Mrs. Burguess?" "My name is Coral Browne," "I just saw Guy in Moscow, and asked me to call him." " What does it look like? "Oh, he looks good."" "I wish I could see you." "Old rogue." "Will not you go again?" "I know you'd like to see him." "I do not think I can now I have this stupid hip." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Well, maybe they will let him return sometime." "You should not be on the corner the rest of your life." "They are site años.La people are stupid." "Let me see?" "Come back." "Yeah, yeah, well, it's a little short on the left" "We can easily alter that." "You have changed very little over the years, you know." "Credit." "All right." "And, if I wanted to try on the pants, with which we had no problems," "And now there's this, which has a nondescript amount of work to make..." "I will be with you in a moment! "That's good, I think." "Yes, ma'am, can I help you?" "Good morning." "I would like to order some clothes" "Of course, ma'am, have a seat." "You have, before, made suits for this gentleman but now lives outside." "I see." "I took your measurements." "I do not know if they're okay." "Let me see." "Oh, yes." "Yes, are more than adequate." "Uh, could we know the name of the lord?" "Burgess." "I seem to remember that we had, uh..." "We had two Mr. Burgesses." "This, I have, is Mr.Burguess, G." "How is Mr Burgess?" "Fatter, I see." "He was one of our most picturesque clients." "Very little color, in these times, in our monotonous lives" "Mr Guy liked this design." "It's a..." "It's a tough fiber." "Their costumes always suffered enough punishment." "I hope, that you have been useful" "Oh, yes, they have been." "I love to hear it." "Always getting scratches.Mr Guy." "And his name is?" "Browne." "No discretion is needed here, ma'am" "No, really." "My diculpas." "And this is the address?" "We put some of us in these costumes, that is our loyalty." "and mum is the word." "Mum is always the word here, ma'am" "Moscow or Maidenhead, mum is always the word." "Baldwin, Brooks..." "Burgess..." "Burgess, Burgess, Burgess," "Burgess." "No." ""I'll call you later." "Burgess, Burgess, Burgess." "5807." "Well, if I wanted to follow the bowels of the Earth." "We'll see what we can find." "5807..." "This is Mr. Burguess who got into hot water." "George!" "Yes." "5807... 5807..." "It's a cemetery." "On the contrary, ma'am, they are all very alive and kicking 5807..." "From time to time we make a small bonfire." "George, 5807." "Ah, excuse me, sir." "Well, it's far away." "I thought I would never ask for others." "George is quite inconsiderate." "Here it is." "\x22 GB. \x22" "Great Britain." "I wish I had told her in due time," "I would have liked to have seen the old thing again." "Well, he wanted me to take him to eat." " Oh! "Give me a check."" "Oh!" "I'm not sure I should charge it." "Oh, for Guy." "Did you have a problem to send the goods?" "Oh, no, no, no." "No one moved a tab, why should they?" "Everything has been sent." "Only now she has written asking for some pajamas" " Hmm? "Look."" " Adios, Mario. "Bye, madam." "\x22 What I really need, really, the only thing is pajamas." "\x22 Rations that can not sleep late, in fact, are not made for that purpose." "\x22 What I would like are four pairs... \x22" "Oh!" "\x22 fairly flat, and of these two colors." "\x22 And finally my set will be complete." "\x22 and I will look like a real agent, again. \x22" "What?" "\x22 and I will look like a real gentleman, again \x22" "Oh." "Well, I think pajamas are going to be the end." "Otherwise the little Dolly will be betraying, betraying, betraying until the cows come home." "Or until the revolution comes." "I'm afraid this gentleman does not have already an account with us, ma'am" "His account was closed. "I know, but he wants to open it again."" "I'm afraid that's impossible." "Why?" " Well..." "We send pajamas to the royal family." "Y?" "The Lord is a traitor, lady." "Y?" "Should traitors sleep on a cloth?" "Sorry." "We have to trace the line somewhere." "Well, why there?" "Suppose someone commits adultery in their precious pajamas." "And I imagine it has happened," "What happens when you order your next pair of pajamas?" "It says, \x22 Sorry, we can not \x22?" " I'm sorry." " She says the whole time she's sorry!" "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "Vds were very happy to satisfy this man when it was one of the best-known sodomites in London." "And a drunk on offer." "Oh, yes." "But then it was someone in the Foreign Office." "\x22 A little red pipe on the sleeve, Mr Burguess?" ".Of course." "\x22 A discreet initials in the pocket, Mr Burguess?" ".Oh, yes, certainly. \x22" "\x22 And if there's anything else you need, Mr Burgess," "\x22 We would be very happy to lower your pants striped" "\x22 and make them!" "\x22" "But not anymore." "Look, ma'am, I do not know why is doing this for him." "But as far as we are concerned," "Mr Burgess is a client with whom we have finished." "Ours is a respectable firm.." "Highly respectable!" "They are pigs like you who make me understand why he left" "Thank God I'm not English!" "In fact, lady, our signature is not English either, in origin" "Oh?" "What nationality is it?" "Hungarian." "I see." "Well, you can not resist buying an old Eaton tie." "Cash, of course." "It is for the mother of the Archbishop of Canterbury" "# What is an English" "# What is an English" "# For he may have been a Russian" "#A French, Turkish, or Prussian" "# Or maybe Italian!" "# But despite all the temptations # to belong to other nations" "# Still an Englishman!" "# is still an Englishman!" "# But despite all the temptations # to belong to other nations # is still an Englishman!" "# For the same has said # and it is thanks to your credit" "# That's an English!"