"Waghmare..." " Shame!" "Shame!" "Shut down the police station" "Shame on the policemen" "Sir, the crowd is growing" "Drive them away" "Shut the doors." " How can we shut the doors" "This is a police station." " Yes, that's the big problem" "Doors of a police station can't be closed." "What to do now?" "They have a point, since you got posted to this police station there's been a spurt in kidnappings." "You mean, I have a hand in this?" "No sir, but the law is supposed to know everything." "Why don't you say... who's behind the kidnappings?" " Your father" "What!" " No, my daddy perhaps." "Look... it's a crisis and we got to solve it." " Indeed" "But I've no clue about who's behind these kidnappings" "You're back?" " What are you Jassi, a wrestler?" "Every time I try to get close to you, you give me a flooring" "You keep dreaming 24 hours of how to finger your wife I keep you floored" "Then how about you on top of me, that'd be fun" "For thinking that you're a Dharmendra, I'll show you, just you wait." "What are you up to?" " Where's the broom?" "You won't find it" "Why?" " I hid it" "Where's the stick?" " You won't find it" "I hid it where you won't find it" "Will you force yourself upon me?" " I shall" "If you won't give in, then I will." "Strange, the ways of a man with his wife" "Let go of me" "Jassi, give me a yoghurt shake" "Must you grab me whenever and wherever you won't even let me breathe in peace" "Cool" "The maid" "Groping the maid, in front of you?" "But maybe, when you aren't around?" " Shut up" "Lady, I want my salary" "Of course, I'll give it to you, why not, when do you want it?" "Right now, or when you're leaving?" "You settle with her later." "First, collect the rent from the twosome" "Okay, later." " Pronto" "Say that" "How many... men... there were?" "Mind-blowing!" "How many men were there" "More?" "Turban... beard... downstairs... you mean the uncle downstairs, yes, we call him chief" "Two... men... were there." "Chief, there were two men Mind-blowing" "Ahead?" "What?" "Ok!" "Yes, say that" "What happened?" "Is it tough?" "Give me something, man" "Beast... dog... cat... buffalo..." "elephant... cow?" "Pig, hippopotamus, giraffe ?" "Which beast is it?" "Shut up, just shut up?" "Forget it; now start again?" "Piss?" "After 3 months of trying to watch this flick... you want to go pissing now?" "No, it's something else?" "Chop it off?" "And afterwards, piss?" "What... no?" "Pissing, chopping, any connection?" "Right, no connection" "But explain it properly" "Forget it, start again" "Piss... chop that?" "Pi and ss" "Forget the rest" "Take pi" "Pi... then?" "Lady, yes" "And marry?" "Couple... husband-wife, wife-husband?" "At the wedding?" "Bride and groom... groom?" "Groom it is" "Groom?" "No, the previous, Pi?" "Pi and groom" "Pig!" "Son" "Son of a pig." "Mind-blowing!" "What's next?" "Sons of pigs, there were only 2 of them and you were a threesome, still you ran" "You are a twosome" "Some twosome you are, but I don't run I collect the rent, then I go, get it?" "I didn't get a word, what did he say?" "House... money... 3000, rent?" "I'll handle this" "Uncle Happy... happy in name but you're never happy" "But no one will pay 3000 for this house tell him, but you can't, can you?" "1500, at the most." " Mind your end of the business" "Look at the water seepage up there." " You expected whisky for 3000?" "Hey, he said what?" "And look at that view" "Open the window and take in that old man, coughing forever" "Stop talking nonsense" "Watching him makes me imagine, how quickly I might be dead" "I don't want to hear anything, I want my rent, 3000, all of it" "If you can't pay, clear out." "I'll find any number of tenants" "I don't run a charity" "What?" "Pay me in cash, not sign language" "How much is it?" "500... thrice?" "Only fifteen hundred?" "Where's the other 1500?" "Happy uncle, instead of your 1500, a new box" "Another box?" "You'll enjoy, strawberry flavor" "As if it's a box of strawberry ice cream that you're giving me" "I don't want condoms." "Better explain to him, you mutt..." "I don't want boxes, I want cash, 3000" "Box... doesn't want... cash?" "Shame on you, Happy uncle" "Men without wives appreciate it's importance... the significance of which is lost on married men of your ilk" "You know, we've no cash and badly off, so, please make use of this" "I'm tired of the use of it, a kilo and a half, if I lose a month, how long can I keep up the use?" "Next month, I want full rent, get it?" "I swear on your mother, next month... we'll pay the full amount." " Don't involve my mother, next month..." "I want full rent, get it?" " It's just a little problem" "Next month, we'll pay 3000." " Only you have problems and I haven't?" "Next month, full rent!" " Please try to understand..." "What's it man?" "Damn... he... he's saying the same thing?" "He's saying the same thing?" "You're saying the same thing?" "Same thing, all along, what else?" " Sorry uncle" "Deaf mute morons, for months..." " Yes next month, for sure" "Why didn't you tell that before?" "Sure, even if you said, how would I hear?" "Good God!" "Another box?" " What to do?" "Just take a look... there's more in here than the company stocks" "What am I to do with it all?" "Make Christmas gifts to neighbors?" "What's it Mummy?" "Shut up and get back to your homework" "Why give to neighbors, I'm still here, I'll use up all of it" "By God Jassi, if you're with me, we'll create a world record in a week" "Shut up, you're useless." "I've had enough of you" "Now I'll call Dipak." " Don't you dare!" "I'll slap you" "You married me, now you want Dipak?" " Control your brain" "Dipak will be the new paying guest, he'll move in with the twosome" "And he'll pay half the rent." " Really?" "But who is this Dipak?" "Now get off, quick" "Move" "Are you blind, can't you see?" "Forgive me, an impulse from behind propelled me forward to you" "Have I hurt you somewhere?" "Not your hands upon me" "Not that I can get anything else up on you" "What!" " My mistake" "Let's embrace and I'll say sorry" "Insolent idiot" "She's gone?" "She too is gone, I can't impress girls" "It's a man." " What are you up to, mister?" "That's a cultured voice." "Can you tell me where Jassi Villa is?" "Two hundred feet." "Mister, two hundred feet in this direction" "Thanks." " Strange sort" "Two... three... four... five" "Forty, forty one, forty two, forty three 44... 45... 47... 48..." "My bag... which count was I on?" "I've slipped up" "So this way... most likely... yes 60, 61, 62, 63, 64" "65, 66, 67" "Get up" "Hello" "Mister... hey mister..." "Sorry, it's a watchman" "Mirror-mirror on the wall, who's the bad-man of all?" "Soprano, you are the one" "Soprano, to end up like you, a villain, vile yet able, from which institute can I procure a certificate to begin with" "No institute rears the great villain, it happens to be a god-gift" "One must possess the matrix of the mind, greed, destruction, betrayal hunger for power are elements that must be innate, in one crazy DNA." "But to stay in power there are rules" "To become a great villain, you have to follow rules" "Rule number One, unlike Mogambo, be not happy at every turn of phrase" "Rule number Two, be not Shakal, do not merely caress your bald pate use also the brain that lies beneath" "Rule number Three, like Gabbar never go jaywalking in jungles chewing tobacco" "Tobacco kills" "I keep these three great villains so I may learn from their mistakes" "The villain of today ought to be international" "It is the time for globalization" "The villain should rake it in dollars, pounds, euros" "Soprano, I too wish to become a bad-man, just like you" "Idiot, unlike Ram Gopal Varma, I don't run a talent-launching factory" "What message from the mafia?" "Soprano, the mafia says that ever since..." "Sushmita Sen, Priyanka Chopra and Aishwarya Rai turned into... the misses of worlds and universes, the overseas demand has increased... for Indian girls." "Therefore... our overseas distributor Mr. Andy Lulla wishes for 50 more Indian beauties" "To which end, he has sent an advance cheque of 100 million" "Remember one thing Soprano, you are dealing with international mafia" "Time is money for us" "Up on the wall, are portraits for you to see." "But you see, I wish to exceed them all" "I'm the greatest terror, biggest villain the highest-hailed bad-man of India" "So bad that history books of the future will teach the kids a chapter upon me, so they never turn bad like me." "Nothing is impossible for Soprano" "Now presenting before you a parade of a sampling of Indian beauties" "May I?" "Oh, it's open?" "Excuse me, that watchman is lying out there bashed out of his senses" "I generally do not hurt people, but he accosted me, so I did him in" "Maybe I've been training too hard, but if you may please... can you please direct me to this address?" "I'm American" "So that's why you don't talk much" "Excuse me, surely someone around here is made-in-India?" "Soprano, could he be a police stooge?" "Will someone say something?" "Have I wandered into a graveyard" "Who are you?" " Oh made-in-India!" "I'm blind" "And I have lost my way, please, direct me to this address" "What proof of your blindness?" " You ask a blind man his witness?" "Come, I'll lead you." "You know where I'm headed?" " Yes" "In the name of whoever your god be, I greet you" "None whom you choose?" " Mr. Doorman, you may choose to differ, so I greet you in the name of all gods you are free to choose what you like" "Do I look like a doorman to you?" "Goodness, are you the landlord?" "Right choice, I'm he, who are you?" "I'm Dipak" "Oh, so you're Dipak, you are?" "Yes." " Welcome" "Jassi, look Dipak is here" "I like to be paid on time, remember" "Welcome, sit" "Not that kind, I meant rent-on-time" "Hi Dipak, so you came?" " Hi, is that Jassi?" "Yes, any problem finding this place?" "Not at all, I just followed my nose" "Namaste." " Sat Sri Akal, sit" "I've told him to pay rent on time" "Not on my wife's lap" "Jassi, what's he to be, a tenant or an adopted son?" "Fool!" "You can't tell between a sofa and my wife's lap?" "You speak of sofa and wife?" "I make no difference between you and Jassi" "What are you saying?" " Well..." "I'm blind" "What!" "I'm here in Mumbai for medical treatment" "Damn" "Oh serendipity!" "I'm given my third ape" "Come on, I'll show you to your room-mates" "Are you so delighted?" " I'll show you" "100 babies less 200 babies less" "300 babies less" "What... what's up?" "Piss?" "Hurry up, we've lots to do" "Don't forget to flush afterwards" "Bloody shirker, goes pissing whenever there's work to be done" "That's your bed, park your luggage" "Be comfortable, tell me if there's anything you want" "Happy uncle, how's life?" " Perfectly all right" "Who's this stylish guy?" " New tenant" "Kin?" " My new tenant" "A relative, is he a brother-in-law?" " New tenant, he's putting up here" "Nice, but supping up here?" "With us?" "But we normally eat out" "Who's he?" " He's stone deaf" "He got stoned?" "Where?" " Nowhere." "His ears went on strike" "This duffer is deaf." " Poor guy, hearing-impaired?" "What did you say?" "Whom is he addressing?" " Say that again, I can read lips" "Uncle, what did he say?" " Explain this, my new tenant" "Look brother, I am the new tenant" "Oh... tenant" "Uncle, this is no good." " And what you give me is good?" "1500 in cash and the rest in second-hand, used condoms?" "He's staying, you tell him that." "Excuse me" "Look brother, I am staying" "Shut up... now talk" "I'm talking, look at me..." " Shut up" "Yes talk." " I'm talking, what's your problem?" "Yes, tell me" "Oh... he stays here?" "Some madcap!" "I'm saying so and then you clamp your hands on my mouth" "He says what?" " And then you expect me to speak?" "He... said to me... madcap?" "Called me a madcap?" "Damn... you call me mad, you swine" "Let go of my neck, listen..." " You, your uncle Happy, you're mad" "Are you stoned or what?" " Wears sunglasses indoors and I'm mad" "Will you kill me, or what?" "I'm sending you to an asylum" "You cur" "Let go... help!" " Come on" "A four-armed Satan!" " Step down, you coward" "God!" "Am I among ghosts?" "Help me!" "Hey Happy Singh!" "He's scared of me." " I don't get scared" "Happy Singh, please, let me go" "What happened?" "Damn?" "He?" "Is blind?" "He is blind?" "You are blind?" "You made me out rather soon" "Why didn't you say so before?" " I've been trying to, forever" "Yes, you want to meet him?" "Oh yes, come on, meet my friend" "So there's another?" "Is he dumb?" " Come on" "He's dumb." "He's Harry the mutt." "I'm Tom deaf and who are you?" "Hello, hello, I'm Dipak and I'm blind." " What a dick!" "He makes up for the Dick who was missing from Tom-Dick-n-Harry" "Mind-blowing, nice to meet you." " You too, you too, hello" "Dick's okay, but a little respect would make it sound fine." "Now I know why Happy called me an ape one of the 3 apes who won't see, talk or hear" "Don't sit!" " What happened?" "Our... you know..." " What?" "You'll ruin our balloons" "We run an business in balloons, international, exporting" "A business in balloons?" "I see, marketing balloons" "You're my life, my love," "my universe," "You're my life, my love," "my universe, my days, nights, arise from you, all conversations culminate in you" "You're my lone companion," "you're my life, my love" "Like an all-encompassing carnival of all my dreams, fancies, memories... you completely eclipse my life" "In your being, I still revel in the emotions of my youth" "Only in conjunction with you, climaxes the story of my existence" "You're my life, my love," "my universe, my days, nights, arise from you, all conversations culminate in you" "Hey move!" " Who are you?" "Leave me!" "Hey, who are you?" "Acting smart!" "Leave the girl!" " Let go!" "Inspector Vajpayee, you have saved countless girls from being raped, you exposed countless sex scandals so you were the best man for the case" "But it's amazing, that girls are still being kidnapped and you've not a clue" "Sir, have no worries, soon I'll expose this racket" "Let me mount this sting operation and all of India will be left watching" "I've posted my most responsible officer as an undercover on this operation" "Who's it so early?" "Yes... coming." "What've you brought so early?" "Nothing but pomfret" "Fresh stuff." " My stuff is always fresh, would you like?" "If you give, why won't I take?" "How dare you, you want me to scream for your wife?" "Why do you keep screaming for my wife?" "To do or not to do, is up to you." "Go away, I don't want your pomfret" "Then I'll go upstairs, he'll say yes for sure." "Even otherwise, I'd give it to him" "How naughty, she sells it up there and then she threatens to scream for my wife" "I don't like your stuff" "What happened?" "Hello, this is Popatbhai" "Hi Popatbhai, what news?" "Send over 12 dozens" "Sure, we'll send 12 dozens." "No problem" "Okay, I'm hanging up" "All else fine, Popatbhai?" "How's the family and everyone?" "Hung up?" "He hung up?" "Strange guy, disconnects without saying and you don't say either, why?" "Sure, even if you said, how would I hear?" "Smart boy" "Where is he?" "I don't get a word of your crossword and your friend won't understand my heart" "So let's let it be, cute boy" "Who's this golden girl?" "Reading?" "I don't want any today" "Damn you" "My love, listen," "I have for you, absolutely fresh pomfret" "Once you get a taste of it, you'll come asking again and again, give-me-more, give-me-more" "You want?" "You're telling me?" "Wait till I tell you what" "Curse your mother, some day I'll feed you my fish" "Smell of pomfret" "Has the fisherwoman come?" "Hello, is anyone home?" "Is anyone telling me anything?" "No one's telling anything, one's deaf, other's a mute" "I'm stuck with cripples, oh forget it" "Uncle..." "Tom uncle, Harry uncle, where are you?" "Come out, quick" "Let me bathe in peace, as it is, it takes me twice the time." "Who is it?" "I'm Happy Singh's son." " Hello son" "Where are Tom uncle, Harry uncle?" " Uncle, today's my birthday" "Really boy, you've become a big boy" "Happy birthday, boy." " Thank you, uncle" "Make sure you come to the party tonight" "How can I refuse your invitation, I'll come for sure" "Lands in a fix, what do I give the boy?" "Think boy, think... idea" "The party's happening right here" "Bye Happy Singh, wonderful party, was great fun!" "Hey Dipak?" " Is that you Mr. Singh?" "What are you doing here, with whatever's in your hands?" "Balloons, for the kids." "What better a gift for the kids?" "Come on kids, quick, Dick uncle has colored balloons for you" "He doesn't realize..." "Come on kids, it's all for you." " What's he doing?" "God, your mysteries are unending" "Son, it's useless now" "The government gives it away for free go and pick up as many as you wish" "Okay sir" "Happy kids?" "Happy, what's this!" " Don't even talk about it, Jassi" "This is so embarrassing, he blew them all up" "It's the wrong use of it" "Come here, have the lights gone out of your head as well?" "Why are you angry Jassi, it's for the kids to play with" "It's not for kids to play with, it's for their daddies to play with" "Only for daddies?" "What kind of balloons Tom and Harry making?" "Put me in an embarrassing spot, how am I concerned, balloons or condoms" "Duffer!" "You know what you did, wasted 40 boxes of condoms" "Guess how many births they could've prevented" "Scoundrel, you've population on mind?" "Because of your rotten condoms... do you know how much embarrassment I had to face?" "Morons you don't know... how a balloon isn't a condom?" " Slowly, I can't make out" "Don't hit me, don't!" " What's he about, what?" "He'll hit back?" "We can't afford the rent and now, such a loss" "Girl" "Forget him" "Hello, I am Dick." " That's a cute name" "What say, how about making friends?" "Why not, I would love to" "I'm always open for new friends." " Me too, me too" "You're such a sexy, strong, handsome Dick" "This is going to be fun!" "Your soft arms, soft cheeks" "I've softer parts." " Show me" "You want to see?" "So soft" "How soft" "What are you doing?" "Don't use force!" "I'm not raping you, I'm making love" "If your wife sees, she'll kill me." "Never killed a fly and she's gone out" "That brings out the horse in you?" "Listen... don't stick like a leech" "He pays me 1500 with a smile." " Rich man, poor man, we're different" "So I'm different too, from someone who'll take a fifty" "Give me something for a fifty, a kiss or a hug?" "50... 100... 200... 500..." "1000, enough is enough" "Yes" "Leave me, let me go" "Bring her along" "Take her away" "Soprano Enterprises, what can I do for you?" "Soprano, there's good news" "Our foreign clients have immensely liked our Indian samples" "Calls are coming in from Europe, America, London, China, Hungary" "Everybody's hungry for Indian beauties soon now, we're going to become... the world's biggest wholesale dealers" "We're going to be in demand, we might even float shares." "We can go corporate, all over the world, in NASDAQ, in BSE, in CSE" "Soprano is the king of the world" "Thief" "Thief!" "Where?" "Put on the lights, lights!" " What are you doing here?" "Moonlighting at dawn and you guys showed me the stars" "Let me watch" "What's it?" "You see... see?" "Even a blind man is interested" "Who's that girl?" "Right across lives my friend Avtar Singh" "His niece, Celina" "She's here to rejuvenate his hotel" "What a view!" " But this view costs... all of 3000" "Tomorrow morning, I come to collect;" "boxes not acceptable, understand?" "If you can't pay, pack and get lost." " What are you saying?" "That rule isn't for you, good man." "Have you heard, the rest of you?" "Eleven am tomorrow." "Until then, bye" "Twosome, you understand?" "Eleven am tomorrow, or else..." "I'm no Happy Singh" "What did he say?" "Any tensions?" "Tell me" "We two?" "Are screwed?" "The landlord?" "This house?" "Wants cash?" "Why?" "3000 in cash?" "When?" "Tomorrow?" "Bless my mother !" "And otherwise?" "Pack?" "And leave?" "Where will we go?" "We've no money, now what?" "One minute" "So much money?" "Goodness!" "That much cash?" "Have you been stealing?" "It's what I saved up for my eye surgery" "Mind-blowing!" "Take 3000, throw it in Happy Singh's face" "Mind-blowing!" "Enough for us" "Pay your rent 15-20,000!" "Enough for six months' rent" "Let's stuff it down the landlord's throat" "Besides, we've a fantastic item, what a view!" "Why did you hit me?" "What?" "His eyes?" "Gouge them?" "Cut up?" "Oh, surgery?" "It's for your surgery?" "But it doesn't mean more to me than the two of you" "We can't use that" "I can't bear to lose you." "For the first time in my life... in your company, I've taken to life" "Friend, I understand nothing of what you said" "But we can't take your money" "We got to find some way else" "There's another option" "Look, it's of no use to me." "Sell it, it's an antique" "Money?" " It'll fetch good money" "Don't refuse me, please" "Yes, tell me" "Happy uncle?" "And that woman?" "This is fun!" "Now watch!" "Here's where we'll live, that's the view we'll watch" "And all at Happy Singh's expense" "Let me take a look too" "Hang on" "Yes, speaking" "Speak" "Moonlight Club?" " Moonlight?" "Moonlight Club?" "Club?" "I'll be there" "Everybody now" "Rock the dance floor" "Snatched and taken" "Snatched and taken" "Your hunter's cruelty, my love..." "Your hunter's cruelty, my love... snatched, took my heart... and drove me crazed into love" "Your hunter's cruelty, my love... snatched, took my heart... and drove me crazed into love" "Let me tell you girl, you're the one I've been waiting" "Every day and night you're the one I've been praying" "You're my angel" "Come up to me, girl" "You're my lady" "You're the one who's playing on the run" "Making me weak, with the look so strong" "Making me right, when proving me wrong" "Then we met, face to face" "When two wayward souls met... love went the way of sacrifice... then the love-pangs rose and sleep was lost" "Your hunter's cruelty, my love... snatched, took my heart... and drove me crazed into love" "Tell me, baby tell me" "Want you all the time, all the time, o'love" "Which arrow pierced me, I don't know" "All I remember is my heart melting in passion's flames" "Then slowly the pain ravaged me" "And slowly my heart lost its peace" "Your hunter's duplicity, my love... snatched, took my heart... and drove me crazed into love" "Your hunter's cruelty, my love... snatched, took my heart... and drove me crazed into love" "This item looks nice, pick her up" "Who are you guys, what are you doing here?" "Get out, quick" "You don't hear?" "Out of here, quick" "Oh Soprano, your bad luck" "Put that photo away, just say what you want" "Happy Singh here" "Mr. Happy Singh, I'm the grocer" "Your tenant came shopping, the dumb one." "He's bought a shop load and he says... you're footing the bill." " Rogue, scoundrel, bastard" "Whom are you cursing?" "Not you, I'm cursing your shopper." "Let him have the stuff" "I'll come and pay you, personally." "Don't come home with the bill" "You will?" "I needn't come asking?" "The wife is a dictator, you know" "Curse the mother..." " What!" "The one who bore you." " How dare you" "No, I'm not cursing you" "Put it all on Happy Singh's bill" "What are you looking for ?" "Looking for more?" "What's he trying to get across?" "Boss, I got it." "He's praising all five daughters of yours, each one is better than the other." "If you may let him have one, he'll make do with her" "You mutt!" "You want to make do with my daughter?" "You mean you won't?" "Then what is the allusion to my daughters?" "What else do you want?" "What's there?" "The 501-brand soap?" "The just say so" "And you smart ass, he meant soap and you made out my daughters?" "He's a shopper, not a Romeo" "What a girl" "How do I woo her?" "Idea" "On her way back jogging, she falls into this hole" "Then I save her and I emerge a hero" "Don't cling." " I'm tired" "Where does she go jogging, I can't spot her" "Hold on" "The municipal guys leave gutters open" "Had it not been for me, you would've fallen right in" "And you'd become lame and blind" "You're saved because of me, now say thanks to me" " Thanks" "Wait, I'll close the manhole" "Yes, shut it, it's a trap for blind men like me" "Have you shut it?" " Yes" "Good." " A bag of groceries?" "Here?" " Cereals and bread" "Also chips." " That's dinner" "We're partying tonight, run!" "For guys with eyes, girls are easy anywhere" "But someone like me has to do it indoors" "Hello..." "Anyone there?" "What are you trying?" " Sorry, uncle" "Hello..." " Tell me" "So her dad is dying of tuberculosis" "Uncle, would you happen to know me?" "I'm right across the street" "Who doesn't know you?" "You made balloons out of condoms for the kids at the party" "Sorry uncle, bad mistake." "I can't see" "Actually I'm here in Mumbai looking for a cure for my lifeless eyes" "I need... your support" "Yes yes, why not." "Come in." " Thank you, thank you uncle" "Careful, the steps." "Come in, son" "Uncle, you are so kind" "Stand here, one minute" "Here you are, son." " Yes?" "Two hundred rupees." " No uncle, you're getting me wrong" "I don't need money, please." " Bravo!" "A man ought to have so much self-esteem one ought never to accept charity" "Right sir." " You can do something for me" "Sure!" "Anything for you, uncle" "Good, now bend down" "Bend down... why?" "If you won't bend... how will I get on top of you?" " On top of me?" "Unless I get on top of you, how can I get knocking" "Get knocking?" " Yes" "Uncle..." " Son, for two long days..." "I've been looking for someone in vain and now you come volunteering" "I'm like a son to you!" " That's just why son, bend down" "Just stay down while I get done" "Let me mount you, just stay down" "Don't move, I'll be through, give me two minutes of knocking" "Hurry up!" " Here I come" "Thank you son, I'm done" "You didn't think of using a table or a chair" "Two days ago, I tried using a chair and a table, both crashed" "That's why I asked you to bend" "Uncle, your work is done." "Now my part of the deal, please" "Your part of the deal?" " Will you let me meet Celina?" "Celina?" "Celina isn't at home." " Yes... what?" "Much ado about nothing" "How do I impress Celina enough to make her walk into my arms?" "Celina!" "For once, just let our eyes meet" "Where is she gone?" "I'm sure she never spotted me, else no one can miss such a handsome boy" "It's okay, next time" "Anybody home?" "Everyone just died?" "Hello" "He's home alone" "Watch... you and I... are locked in a lonely room and the keys are lost" "Cute kid" "Smell of fish?" "You?" " I'm the one, am I not?" "What for have you come here?" "With a pomfret for you, you want?" " I want none of it, go away" "I'm not going away." " What did you say?" "I... am not... going away" "Then I'm going" "Then I'm coming after you" "What are you doing in the kitchen?" "Hold on, let me do it for you." " Don't touch my eggs, go away" "Why?" "You don't like me?" " I can't get anything of what you say" "Go away please, please leave." " Look, let me learn your lingo" "You should learn my lingo." " What's all this signaling?" "Duffer." " Go away, please" "What are you up to?" " Something else on your mind?" "I don't like girls in traditional costumes, only girls in jeans" "Jeans?" "Then you should've said so" "For your sake, I'll turn myself into a girl in jeans." "Afterwards... if you won't accept me, then I'll cut you up like fish" "Soprano, you also know how to dance?" "You are great" "Not great" "Greatest... greatest" "Soprano, after all this dance practice will you send us to contest Indian Idol?" "Idiots" "I'm trying to give you a hint, it's time for the festival of nine nights... the nine nights when girls pretend to be dolled-up Karinas-Preetis-Ranis" "Then they go dancing into the nights, unawares of the Soprano-men... who'll be there, waiting for them;" "then in between the dances... my men will kidnap them and bring them here" "Then we'll dispatch them to foreign countries" "Steps ahead... move it blind man." " Where?" "Up on the stage?" "I want to dance." " Someone dance with me" "What are you doing?" " Step back" "Watch your step" "Don't push me" "Don't push" "I only want to dance" "Why are you pushing me?" " Let me dance" "Will someone dance with me..." "someone, anyone..." "He won't let me dance, who does he think he is" "I'm going to complain" "They invite us, then they insult us, what are the rules of this dance?" "Come... just sit." "What are you trying?" "Get out." " Let's go" "Yes, join the dance" "Stand aside" "Nice" " Nice pairing" "Now watch the show" "Can't live a lonely life..." "Can't live a lonely life... without you my mate, I've no peace" "Can't live a lonely life..." "Everywhere... your face, your every memory comes alive, coloring my passions, darker than any earthly color" "I give you my being, I give you my heart" "Here's my story of me and you" "My passions, prayers, all for you" "Without my mate, I've no peace" "This loneliness is unbearable" "Mad, mad rushes of the heart, what an overwhelming craving" "But you don't know, oh you won't know... how heartbeats race" "You're my life" "I'm in love with you" "In you, I lose myself" "In you, I've found every joy" "Without you my mate, I've no peace, in loneliness, I can't bear to live" "When my breath flows from you, every anxious moment stretches like a season before me... and my world is waiting for you, my heart pining in every beat" "For you, I am waiting" "For you, my passion waits" "For you, my ecstasy waits" "For you, my love waits" "Without you my mate, I cannot rise to ecstasy alone, I've no wish to crest the peak" "alone, I've no wish to crest the peak" "What happened?" "Where's Celina?" "Come on, quick..." " Where's Celina gone?" "Quick, come" "Wait, I've to climb down steps" "Hey two some, are you ditching me?" "Hey guys, you can't do this to me." "Leave me!" "Who are you?" "You let go of Celina!" "Where is Celina?" "Fool!" "Take photos!" "Hold this one" "Slipped" "Taking on a blind man?" "No sparing you, now" "Now you're dancing with Soprano, so stop wriggling and stand still" "Take that scoundrel" "Swine, elephant, hippopotamus!" " All cowards" "Many thanks to all of you, you saved my life, thank you" "In thanking us, you are embarrassing us As good neighbors, it's our duty" "You are... my neighbors?" "You don't know us?" "This is Tom, I'm Dick, he's Harry" "We're right across the street" "But I've never seen you." " We see you every day" "He said something?" "He did?" "He... watches her?" "Blind fool, what can you watch?" "He's blind, can see nothing;" "but I watch you every day... when you're on the terrace, doing workouts." "You look exotic" "Just like a slice of the Moon" "Then you watch me too?" " He's speechless" "By the way, I'm so glad to have met you, thank you so much" "You too" "Okay..." " Bye" "Lovely, guys." " Yes, and I'm inclined... to present her before you as my wife" "Said something again?" "She?" "Get lost, she's mine just you watch" "Enough of this only-mine stuff." "Let's all try our best to get her" "Let the best man... no, that's fair... no?" "Vanished?" "Now she's mine, for sure" "Swing, swing" "You are my prayer, my desire" "In memories of fantasies... you reign" "You set my heart rocking" "Swing to it, swing" "It's a moment's chance, lost or found... but I always find myself thinking of you, how to stop myself, mate?" "Untamed memories, uncontrollable moments... without you, no peace nowhere, mate" "You've set my heart rocking" "Swing to it, swing" "None one but you in mind's universe, horizons, mate" "You pervade my mindscape, my heart and being and body and soul, mate" "You've set my heart rocking" "Swing to it, swing" "Dick boy..." "I'm rather ashamed to speak your name" "Look at your belly and mine..." "how can you see, let me explain" "Your belly, flat like an expressway" "Mine resembles an arching flyover, it only grows with more exercise" "And the more the belly arches, the lesser is my wife's interest in me" "That's why I go after maids, I'm not a pervert, I'm helpless" "I say, you should hire a maid too, all ends will be served" "Come off it Happy" "Harry, what's the matter?" "Tell me" "A phone call?" "I'll take it" "Try and express it properly" "Oh drop it, you aren't Amitabh Bachchan in Black nor I am Rani Mukherjee... to understand your unspoken word." "So forget it" "You want me to explain?" "Yes, start" "You... asleep?" "He was asleep" "Died?" " Who, Tom?" "Up in a fire?" "Down the drain?" "What happened was, I was asleep" "In sleep... a dream." "He dreamt a dream" "And it must've been about Celina?" "... ...You've been dreaming about my wife?" "One minute, let him speak" "Who else was there in that dream with you?" "He was?" " Yes!" "And?" " The deaf guy too?" "Yes... was I there?" "Damn you" "Anyway, what do you dream?" "Someone got you... by the butt?" "Someone who sways at hips?" "Oh, the fisherwoman was there too?" "Then?" "Cap" "Celina put a foolscap on you?" "Celina was wearing a cap and sucking on a sugarcane?" "Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!" "Okay, come again." "Don't get angry" "A man in a cap, bearded." "A bearded man wearing a cap" "And what was he doing?" "Sucking a sugarcane?" "The bearded guy wearing a cap was singing" "A bearded guy in a cap, singing?" "Himesh Reshamiyya's!" "What a dream!" "Of late, you're seeing multi-starrer dreams?" "While the two of you keep dreaming, your mate will vamoose with Celina" "Only if we let someone do vamoosing" "Mr. Constable?" "Police!" "Hands up!" "The threesome made lots of trouble last night" "The Inspector wants to see them right away, follow me" "Sir, I've brought in all three." " Good" "Thy are the ones." " Welcome" "I am over here" "So, the three heroes?" " Yes" "Look... over there..." "What?" " The younger generation... should follow your example." "Be seated... ..." " The example is meant for youngsters, not for you." " You were making a statement?" "Just a slip of the tongue" "We've no wish to join the police force" "Doesn't ring?" " It's ringing" "That's what I'm saying" "Doesn't ring" "It's ringing" "Not working?" "Are you deaf?" "The three of you put up a fight with those goons" "Therefore, you have seen the goons" "Now, tell our sketch artiste what the goons look like, to enable him to draw their sketches so that we can get the gang quickly" "You don't need sketches to get them I'll show you the way to get to them" "You will?" "Blind man's show?" " I may be blind" "But I'm always going around with a camera, and you know what..." "I'm always clicking away" "What's he saying?" "During the fight, I clicked photos from every angle" "Where are the photos?" " Inside the camera" "Where's the camera?" " In a room" "Where's the room." " Inside the house" "Where's the house?" " Nearby" "Wait for 15 minutes, I'll be back in an hour" "I'll wait for 15 minutes, you'll be back in an hour?" "I'll be shuttling back and forth." " What need?" "I've twenty cars waiting outside, pick one, go and come back" "Police cars never arrive anywhere in any nick of time" "What did you say?" " Excuse me, sir" "Let's go" "He returns with their photos and I nab the goons" "And once I've nabbed them, I'll get a huge promotion" "Thank you" "Not mere photographs, it's my career... in photographs" "Those are their photos" "Where are the photos of the goons?" "Maybe..." "I took the wrong angles" "I feel like changing every angle in your body" "I feel like booking you... on every possible charge, from organized to petty crime" "He said what?" "Which I can't do, because I need you fro the sketches" "Put them away, until the sketch-wallah arrives." "Get out!" "Why are you shouting?" "This is too much." "We saw nothing, goodbye" "No!" "Don't go away!" "Stay, please!" "Why is he begging?" " I'll beg at your feet, don't leave!" "Stay, please..." "Fix that bell." " I'll do anything, please stay" "Wait, please" "They're gone?" "Soprano, those rascals have seen my face." " Not only that." "The threesome... went to the police station." " If you say so, we can ensure that the threesome is no more" "Send your men, kill the bastards" "Noble villains... once again, wrong advice" "The poor cripples that they are, a few words are enough to kill them" "In this age of satellites, telephonic threats are enough" "Hello, one second" "Hello defective pieces" "I get to hear that your software's are corrupt" "You want me to crash your hard discs?" "Who's it?" "Very friendly with the police?" "Mummy never told you that making friends with cops is no good?" "You don't watch Bollywood films?" "The police is in cohorts with the likes of us" "Bloody stupid-idiot-nonsensical people, deaf-blind-mutes you want to mess with me?" "You want to take me on?" "One second, one second..." " Yes?" "Ballad Split it?" "Ball..." "lad?" "Get rid of lad, keep ball?" "One second..." "What was that?" "Karate?" "Man who?" "Van Damme?" "Bruce Lee Split Bruce Lee?" "Dump Bruce, keep Lee, then?" "That one?" "Ball?" "Lee?" "Ball Lee... bully?" "What, a bully?" "You dog, you rogue, you bastard, you dare bully my friend?" "If you've the guts, come out in the open" "And I'll shove that phone down your throat" "Me too." " Go ahead" "You dog!" "Soprano, they're talking code" "In the underworld, they're connected, maybe more than us" "I'll kill you like a dog!" " Pass that to me" "Put on your brakes" "Swine!" "No, you're swine, you must be a fly" "I am Ray More, I'll make you no-more" "If you use foul language..." "Shut up, Shut up, Shut up..." " I'll screw you online" "Shut up" "Your parents made mistakes, you dogs" "Your turn... no you mutt..." "give that back to me" "Dog, coward, swine" "Hold on, a second... what?" "Hung up?" "Scared?" " Bloody scared" "I'll hack them to pieces for every piece of foul language that they used" "But I won't count the pieces" "Mr. Grocer, I told you, don't come home, but if you insist, don't raise your voice, my wife will throw me out" "The boys bought the supplies, I didn't, how am I to blame?" "And how am I to blame?" "You were telephoning me saying, let them have it, let-them-have-it, imagine what the bill is like?" "Hush, my wife will drive me out of my home" "Hush?" "11,470." "That's the bill, so please pay up 11,470... over how many years?" " Years?" "A month's bill 11,470 billed in a month?" "Do they eat or hog it?" "Anything else?" "More." "What's the bill for the milk?" "4,500." " Take that 4,500 worth of milk, do they bathe in milk?" "What more?" " Wait a minute" "Mr. Khan, speak up." " I gave them 5,000 in cash" "They're borrowing on my account?" " Correct" "Mr. Grocer, let's do it this way... keep this 10,000." "I'll see you later." " What good is 10,000?" "Share the spoils, I'll see you later... ..." " Otherwise, I'll have to come back" "You have no faith in my word?" "Tone down, your wife might hear" "He understands." "Do come and settle" " Sure" "Let's go, I'll pay your share" "Happy Singh, unless you fix these apes soon enough..." "Give me the broom, you will break the bulb." "Get down" "Can't you work properly?" "Keep this aside" "Bring the table here" "This side." "You relax, uncle" "Praise the Lord" "Thank you, dear" "You have set my restaurant going that was shut down for years" "I'm elated, dear" "Thank you." " My dream has also come true, uncle" "My best wishes are always with you" "Mr. Happy, is she here?" "No, she isn't here yet." "You've stood me up at the window since morning" "For your dame, my maid will go away." "I'm off" "Go on." "I'm going too" "Where will you go?" " Nothing to worry" "I'm going to your wife, to show her a picture of your black deeds" "The three of you are jerks." "You guys have a picture... in your pockets, and you are always blackmailing me" "We're helpless." "You are my eyes" "With the help of your eyes, I see through my heart" "I see what she is wearing, I see... she is here!" "No." " I'm telling you, she is here" "Fool." "I can see." "She is not here." "You are blind, how can you be sure?" "You are lying." "I can smell her." "She is here" "You must get your nose treated along with your eyes" "Who are you looking for?" " You, of course" "Ms Celina... you?" "At our humble abode?" "I inaugurated my uncle's restaurant." "I just came to offer you sweets" "Cur!" "Swine!" "This is not fair." "They make you work so much that your hands are swollen" "Do you do the dishes in the restaurant?" "Fool." "Here is her hand" "I see." "Congratulations again" "Here you are." " Look..." "I need something else" "What?" " Promise me that... you will give it to me." " What?" " A job" "What a joke" "What's wrong with him?" " You guys are here?" "Why do you leave me alone?" "I was waiting for you." "Have sweets" "What for?" "You got your eyesight back?" " Eyesight won't make me so glad" "I've got Celina" "Know what?" "She gave me a job in her restaurant" "He mentions Celina." "What did you say?" "..." " I'll make good use of my blindness" "I'll touch her here, there..." "I'll even pounce on her" "Where is he touching?" " Sorry." "I mean..." "I'll apologize to Celina and tell her that I'm blind." "Yes!" "Shut up!" "Explain, buddy." "Tell me" "Handicaps, you have wasted my time" "My sweetheart is waiting for me, I must go" "I only wanted to share the good news." "Bye" "Oh yes, if it has gone over Mr. Deaf's head... then Mr. Dumb, explain to him slowly in your sign language." "Okay?" "Take your time... bye." "He called you dumb." "Explain to me, what did he say?" "Coca Cola for you, sir." " It's Orange, I asked for Coke" " What?" "Did he ask for Coke?" " Who is it?" "Doesn't matter" "I'm the barman." "You go and clean the tables" "What did he say?" "Clean the tables?" "Hey blind bat!" "You clean the tables" "We will clean Celina." " Harry, you too?" "What are you guys doing here?" " You said you'd touch Celina... here, there..." " I didn't" "Now that we are here, we'll touch here, there..." "Don't touch me!" " We'll even apologize on your behalf" "Now go on, clean the tables." " Pushing a blind man, eh?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "Don't you touch me!" " Come on" "Where are you going?" " Celina belongs to me" "I won't spare you!" " She'll be in my arms" "Damn you!" "Don't touch me, jerks!" "If you are a real man, take me on!" "Don't touch me from behind!" "Yes!" "Gotcha!" "Over here, blind bat" "Kidnapper!" "It's him!" "Get him" "Harry, stone!" "Why did you hit him?" "Dandiya?" "No connection Tell me" "Him... dandiya... and?" "Fight?" "The fight during dandiya?" "Is he the kidnapper?" "Why didn't you tell me?" " Morons!" "I've been telling you" "He's the kidnapper I caught during the dandiya" "He escaped." " My restaurant!" "What?" " Behind" "My restaurant..." " Please don't be angry, Ms Celina" "The kidnapper who had come during the dandiya, he was here" "Where is the kidnapper?" " I was there, I caught him" "Did you see him?" " Yes, I saw him" "Which means, he knows that you guys work here" "We must go to the police station." "Come on, boys" "Careful" "Mirror mirror on the wall" "Who is the bad man of all?" " Soprano" "You are the worst." " Soprano!" "Hear that?" "The greatest villain hangs his head in shame today because of you" "Two" "Seven" "Nineteen" "Soprano's man gets nineteen stitches!" "My well wishers, what'd you have done in my shoes?" "I'd have wrung his neck right there" "Mogambo would've sentenced him to death" "I'd have given him to the crocodiles" "My man... should be shot" "Gabbar, Mogambo, Shakal... you know why you are losers?" "Because you killed your own men and depleted your own powers" "Soprano won't do that" "Soprano will kill his enemy" "I got it, Soprano" "Bloody wastrels." "They are back again." " Inspector sahib... they will describe the kidnapper." " They will describe the kidnapper?" "The blind, mute and deaf... will they describe the kidnapper?" "The bell doesn't work." " It is working" "Yes, it's not working" "It is working." " Get it fixed, sir" "All right, I'll get it fixed" "Who will describe the kidnapper?" " Sir, I will describe" "The blind man will describe him, eh?" "You saw him, did you?" "Yes... no, I didn't see him, but I felt him" "I could smell him." "The restaurant was full, there was chaos all around" "Suddenly the short kidnapper came before me" "And I held him tight!" " Don't touch her" "Sir, you won't believe, he was there even at the dandiya" "I smelt him, I felt him." " Over here" "Did anyone see his face?" " Well..." "Did anyone see his face?" " They will tell you." "They are my eyes" "These two?" "This deaf man will talk, eh?" "Deaf?" " Stop" "Why do they always threaten me?" "Tell me" "What?" "A man... that man... caught" "Short man... caught." "Oh yes, he held on to the goon" "His... face" "I see." "We need to describe him" "That goon... on one condition, sir" "What?" " Don't gape." "I understand" "If Celina asks me..." "I'll tell her." " Is he touching his sister-in-law?" "He is touching her?" "Touching here there?" "Dammit" "C'mon, hurry up." "Where's that slink?" "I must fix him" "Hurry up" "Freak!" "So the hero is humming here" "There's no one in the restaurant either" "You know what to do, don't you?" " Yes" "Go on." " Let's go." "Tell me... how do I look?" " Beautiful" "Gosh!" " What happened?" "Thanks." "I'm off." " Let's watch it live" "Celina!" "What's happening?" "At least touch me and explain" "Sorry" "You?" " Yes" "You said, you liked girls in jeans" "Here I am in jeans." "Tell me, how do I look?" "How did you come here?" " Your friends told me you are here" "Friends?" "I see." "I'll fix them later" "Get this clear." "I don't love you." " Why not?" "Because I like Celina." "And that's why we are working here." "Get that?" "Celina?" "I'll fix her and you as well" "Bloody swine!" "Parasite" "That slimy woman!" "I'll fix her" "Where has Soprano sent us?" "To kill?" "Or to clean the restaurant?" "Not a soul in sight" "There!" "The two monkeys" "This bomb will fix them for good" "Help me down" "Excuse me, waiter." " Yes?" "Give me one pinacolada margoretti, on the rocks" "What language is that?" " The restaurant is closed." "Come later" "Okay, I'll come later" "What?" "Bloody dogs!" "Who sent her inside?" " Raped!" "What are you laughing for, blind bat?" "Did you see anything?" "Don't try to placate me." "I don't want your gift" "What's that?" "What?" "That man... what happened?" "His gift?" "I see." "I'll give it to him." "I'll come back and fix the two of you" "Sure, go on" "Hello, Soprano?" "I've planted the box so cleanly that... let alone the three chaps, not even the wind will know about the bomb" "You know, I've set the bomb to 30 seconds" "After 30 seconds, there will be a blast, so enormous that... it will rock even America..." " You left your stuff behind, sir" "People will forget 9/11." " You left your stuff behind" "All the TV channels in the world will be showing only you" "Shall I keep it in the car?" " Bush will hire you to kill Osama" "It's in the car." " You'll be the greatest villain" "Start counting, Soprano." "Five, four... three, two... blast!" "I like it." "I like it!" "Those three defective pieces turned out to be very brave." "I like it" "You went to blow them up and got yourself blown up instead." "I like it" "I like it." "Soprano likes it" "Hello, Mafia?" "Yes, Mafia" "Your consignment will leave in few days" "Hello, God" "From angry young men to miserable mothers everyone prayed for something" "And You answered their prayers." "For the first time, I seek something" "God, please give me some girls." "Please God, fill up my consignment" "Please God, I'm pleading You" "Give me some girls, God" "I'm Bijlee, a fisherwoman." " So?" "So, I've come to tell you that you are very beautiful" "And what do they say?" "Yes, hot." "You are very hot" "You can find anyone." "But there's only one for me." "Tom" "Look, Harry will suit you fine" "As for Dipak, he's nice too" "But please spare Tom." " Who are you talking about?" "Damn!" "Tom Dick and Harry who work in your restaurant" "Tom is mine." " What rubbish!" "It's true." "In your love, he left everything and joined your restaurant" "He's been cleaning, sweeping and doing dishes." "He's crazy for you" "But I don't love him." " Really?" "Then go and tell them" "So that they are exorcised of your love and I'll find my Tom" "I'll leave now." "You must do this job, it's urgent." "Bye" "You guys love me, eh?" "Yes, of course." "We are in love with you" "Especially, me." "A lot more than others" "But we have no idea who you love." "Tell us... who is the fortunate one amongst us?" " It's me" "Tell me, baby." " Shut up" "You ought to be ashamed of your actions." "I'm trying to help you guys" "How could you malign me?" " But it's not our fault" "You are so nice, so caring, that all of us fell for you" "Actually, we joined the restaurant... only to stay close to you" "How easily you guys poured your heart out" "You didn't even care to think that it could hurt me" "I empathize with you guys, I don't love you" "We are just friends." "Understand?" "As for the misgivings in your heart, chuck them out" "One who messes with love, ruins himself" "Your words make me feel that you've been betrayed in love" "That's my personal problem." "Understood?" "Now that we are good friends... you have to tell us about him" "Your problem is our problem now" "There was someone in my life whom I loved" "Due to some misunderstandings, we parted ways" "Just watch." "We will dispel the misunderstandings in a trice" "Tell us, where does he live?" "I don't want to meet him, I don't want to face him either" "Get another thing clear." "I don't want to hear anything about love here anymore" "Understand?" "What happened?" "Tell me" "Good afternoon, sir." " Hey Celina" "What news?" "You look disturbed?" "I'm tired of this threesome." "I gave them jobs at the hotel because..." "I expected the kidnappers to come for them and then I'd arrest them" "But now they're in love with me." " Look Celina, you're a police officer and you're on duty I hoped to hear positive news" "Sir, I think I've got them" "An informer is tipping me off about their whereabouts" "I think we can raid them tonight" "You just be ready with the force, sir" "So what was the big mistake?" "All three of us have hurt Celina, unknowingly, we hurt her feelings, deeply" "Now, that you shouldn't have done." "In matters of the heart, she is sad" "That's why, to keep herself busy, she re-started my restaurant" "Now you've gone and hurt her?" "I know and that's why, on behalf of all of us..." "I'm here to apologize" "She isn't at home right now" "She has come!" " Yes, I think Celina has come" "I'll be back" "Celina must forgive all three of us and how can she refuse..." "I'll beg at her hands and feet and everything" "Has Celina arrived?" " Not Celina, instead a bouquet for her" "Must be from her boyfriend?" " Celina knows the answer best" "One minute, the phone" "Lovely bouquet, the fragrance is enticing, the boyfriend, must be" "What's this, an envelope?" "The boyfriend's whereabouts must be inside, this is fun!" "You may have procured the boyfriend's address" "But will Celina be willing to return to him?" "If we can eradicate the misunderstandings between them... the lovers may re-unite" "Ask him how" "How?" "Our job is done, if somehow, we can pitch them face to face" "But how?" "Celina doesn't even want to see his face" "Think, think, how to take Celina..." "What?" " One minute" "One minute, but what can he achieve in a minute?" "You mean we put Celina inside a bottle and we take her along" "Silly, small bottle-big Celina, won't fit each other" "Shut up, shut up, shut up" "Oh I see, we hit her on the head with a bottle, we knock her out and then we take her third-rate idea, but worth a try" "Tea... brother of tea... coffee?" "Lace her coffee" "She drinks, she dies?" "No... is knocked out of her senses?" "Wonderful idea" "When did this bouquet arrive?" " A while ago" "But what are you looking for inside?" "There was to have been an envelope... ..." " There was an envelope, must be there" "Were there any callers at home?" " Yes, Dipak came" "Dipak..." "Dipak..." "Dipak..." "Dipak..." " Yes?" "Did you take an envelope from the bouquet" "Envelope?" "Yes Tom, pass the envelope" "What childishness is this, Tom?" "Give me that envelope" "Over coffee, as if you've forgiven us" "No coffee" "Do you understand, I want the bloody card" "Instant coffee, happens instantly." " What childishness is this?" "Coffee, please." " I don't want coffee" "Drink it up, we're drinking coffee too" "Give me the card, I said give me the card" " Okay, take it" "Sir, the address..." "I..." "Swooned?" " Yes" "What planning!" "The blind boy has come on crutches, this time, they have a girl too" "Go away" "Gentlemen, we were rehearsing a drama" "What can I do for you?" "I've brought your girlfriend to you" "She was not willing to come, so we have to dope her" "You never give up true love over quarrels" "You ought to forgive her and also apologize to her when she comes to" "You've no idea how nice-soft and-pretty a girlfriend you have" "How did come to know that she is my girlfriend?" "Can true love ever be hidden, sir?" "I've been in love too and for someone who is truly in love, what better a gift?" "I am... so grateful to you!" "In re-uniting parted lovers, you've achieved... what Sharukh Khan did in the movie Koyla what Akshay Kumar did in the movie Dil To Pagal Hai what Salman Khan did in the movie Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" "Thank you!" "In returning my beloved to me, you have done a great job" "Please, do come for my wedding." "I'll send you invitation cards" "Take care of her." " Only after you leave?" "So now, we depart" "Yes, go on..." " No, we won't eat anything" "We're leaving." " Get going" "Bring that along too." "Mission complete" "The consignment walks straight up to us" "We're going to have a party" "And the theme will Bollywood" "Mumbai Police has met with some success in the kidnappings' case" "Look, that bald guy on TV" "The Mumbai Police has found the gang, and this is gang-leader Soprano" "Soprano is wanted in several countries" "He must be some bigshot, announcing his wedding on TV" "That guy... the one who catches?" "Kidnapper?" "He is a kidnapper?" "Above the kidnapper?" "What can that be?" "Oh... boss!" "Celina's boyfriend is the kidnappers' boss?" "Celina!" "Where are you?" "Sir, I'm in this place..." " Which place?" "Where the girls are being held." " Give me the address" "Contact Tom, Dick and Harry" "They are the ones who brought me here, they know this place" "Mistake..." "I've committed a grave mistake" "Why are you hitting him?" "He... is... at fault?" "Yes!" "All his fault." "Damn you!" "The day he came to my house and bent down for me, I knew he's an ass" "Had I known that the fuse in his brains is blown just like in his eyes..." "I wouldn't have given him a place to live in my house" "Why are you screaming at him, whatever he did, he did it out of love, right?" "One minute lady, one minute" "Now let me think, what's to be done" "No!" " Don't!" "What happened?" "He?" "Is thinking of thinking?" "He's talking about thinking?" " Yes" "No!" "Uncle, whatever else you do in life don't think of thinking, please" "Leave that to us, please." " Okay" "What do we do now?" "I haven't a clue" "At this rate, while we're thinking, they'll be celebrating" "Got to work out a plan, got to save Celina" "Tom... come along, quick" "If they are celebrating... if they are celebrating... why don't we join the celebrations ?" "Idea!" "Where are they gone?" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "Oh what things I must do, to get to you... what I must do to get to you" "Oh what things I must do, to get to you... what I must do to get to you" "Your gait drives me crazy, blows my mind, O 'my love" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "Your gait drives me crazy, blows my mind, O 'my love" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "I'm restless, love me" "Forget the world, for love, live or die" "What I must do to get to you" "A wild ecstasy, swinging in my heart, a strange elation is born" "I cannot bear the pangs of solitude" "Those words of yours, raise such hopes, makes me lovelorn, O'my love" "What I must do to get to you" "Love's a magic that makes every heart throb" "You can't stop that, no matter what you want" "What I must do to get to you" "In love's season, you're left restless" "It's murderous, it can kill in cold blood" "Then let's dance together, give in to the throbbing, let's burn ourselves and set the world on fire, O'my love" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "What I must do to get to you" "Fantastic!" "Mind-blowing" "You've turned my party into something great" "I love it" "Hey beautiful" "You are so pretty, you ought to have come when I was scoring half century" "Anthony... fantastic" "Mr. Pandey, very good" "Mr. Khan, lovely" "How do you do?" "Nice meeting you" "Blind man's bluff, I can see through it all" "Get them all." " Get them?" "My hero, my hero, come, hold me!" "What do I look like to you?" "(e0" "Missing a light bulb somewhere?" "What do you take me for, a stupid bald, idiot?" "I was brought up on Bollywood films" "The mistakes of Shakal-Mogambo-Gabbar are never to be mine" "Soprano is an international villain" "You think you can use a 70s climax to nab me..." "Soprano?" "If you have to catch Soprano, think international think big, think global" "Now show to me all their real faces show me their faces" "I'm a Sikh for real!" " Sorry" "What are you doing?" "What's happening?" "It's running?" "I'll fix it myself" "Girl friend?" "Ah!" "Love to love you baby" "With the two of you, Soprano will make six bald babies each" "You defective pieces will be bashed up so badly by my men..." "You defective pieces will be bashed up so badly by my men will ever again try to even stare at Soprano" "And inside Soprano's den the police never arrives" "Come on babies, time to make babies, the police isn't coming" "We have arrived!" "Take off your glasses, see for yourself the police have come" "And this time, we're on time." "Before the climax ensues" "P.K. Waghmare gives goons like you such a bashing, that you'll live in fear of being born again on earth." "Catch the scoundrels" "Hands off" "Good job, officer" "What's going on" "Officer?" " Yes, officer in disguise" "Planted by me" "For villains like you, such officers are needed" "Police officer?" " No!" "Celina is a police officer?" " Celina is a police officer" "Soprano, have you lost your nuts?" "Where's your gun?" "The boss never packs a gun, the pocket dog does" "Your commissioner wears one?" "You mean to say, I am a pocket dog?" "Worse than that" "Let go" "Leave it" "Let go, you bald swine" "Took one of your men" "Does he know how to use a gun?" "One down on your side" "Now's your turn" "Soprano hits police" "No police... get out" "No one must escape" "And dash the hard discs of those defective pieces" "One minute" "Take me on" "You're in a friend's arms, kick at 3 o'clock 9 o'clock" "Nine and three... hit" "Mind-blowing 3 o'clock up ahead" "One-two... one-two" "What was that?" " Alarm clock" "You'll hit a girl?" "No..." "I knew that" "You're my cute boy" "Filth, rogue" "Dog, die" "Two more slaps for you" "How cute" "Take that... and that" "Come..." "let me save you... come..." "Soprano's lesson number one." "Die laughing" "Why are you dancing?" "You've made friends?" "Join the dance" "Hit!" "Where?" " Hit" "Why are you hitting Harry?" "We're friends now, keep a memento" "When did we make friends?" "Three apes?" "Ape one" "Number two" "And third" "Look what your bald boss is coming to, you'll end up like him too" "Run" "Time out..." "Soprano" "Come on Soprano" "Sorry my mistake, but how would I know, you were dancing with him" "Goodness, what have I gotten into?" "Got you!" "I'm not leaving you" "Filth!" "You grab a girl from behind ?" "Just you wait, I'll show you" "Come on now" "What are you staring at?" " Silicon valley" "Curse your mother" "It's for real" "What makes you laugh?" "Soprano's rule number two" "Getting bashed by a woman is a privilege of sorts" "I'll give you some" "Are you okay?" " Darling, I always knew... someday you'll come to my rescue!" " Now let's eat the fish" "He's here to save you, not for fun, get going, go home quick" "Sexy, what's going on here and what are you up to?" "Go and fight" "Soprano is coming" "Get my helicopter, Soprano's helicopter" "Curse your mother!" "I'll show you..." " What language!" "Shut up" "Girls, stay back." " You locked up the girls?" "All the girls are out?" "Lock them up" "Girls, to fight with Soprano?" "Girls belong in Soprano's bed" "Soprano buys them and sells them" "Women aren't chattel for buying-selling" "I'll teach you what women are" "Nice chair!" " Get out of Soprano's throne" "You want me to get out and show you?" "You're back?" "Get out of it, you bald fool" "God!" "Soprano is defeated?" "The mistakes of Shakal-Mogambo-Gabbar were never mine" "Still, a threesome blind-mute-and-deaf defeated me?" "Some Tom-Dick-and-Harry defeated Soprano" "Shame on me" "Kill me, somebody shoot me" "Someone, give me a bullet, please" "Get a hold on him, he has gone mad" "Move it everyone" "Girls, you're free to go home" "Clear out, everyone" "Not, I'm not telling you to go away" "We're off, please stay on a while" "Whom to choose?" "The first, second or third?" "Whom to choose?" "Hey Bijli..." " Hey, when did you come?" "Send a current through me, shock me" "Flowers, for you" "What... gives... today..." "you are in love with me?" "Today I have come to talk to you about romance" "I have come to propose to you, love" "What are you thinking?" "Whom... am I... to choose?" "Meaning?" "Meaning, two more fish are now in my net" "There are two others in your life?" "Who are they?" "Rotten fish!" "There they are, my cute boys."