"GENTLEMEN,THANKYOUFOR  COMING." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "COMING." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOW,THEREASONIASKEDYOU" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOW,THEREASONIASKEDYOU ALL HERE IS BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE" "NOW,THEREASONIASKEDYOU ALL HERE IS BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF MARCH TO GET" "ALL HERE IS BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF MARCH TO GET SOMETHING DONE IN THE MIDDLE" "UNTIL THE END OF MARCH TO GET SOMETHING DONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST." "SOMETHING DONE IN THE MIDDLE EAST." "THAT'S HARD TO DO WHEN YOU," "EAST." "THAT'S HARD TO DO WHEN YOU, SENATOR COTTON ARE SENDING" "THAT'S HARD TO DO WHEN YOU, SENATOR COTTON ARE SENDING LETTERS TO THE IRANIAN" "SENATOR COTTON ARE SENDING LETTERS TO THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT BEHIND MY BACK." "LETTERS TO THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT BEHIND MY BACK." "YES,I DID." "GOVERNMENT BEHIND MY BACK." "YES,I DID." "ALLRIGHT." "YES,I DID." "ALLRIGHT." "ORWHENYOU,SPEAKERBOEHNER" "ALLRIGHT." "ORWHENYOU,SPEAKERBOEHNER ARE INVITING THE PRIME MINISTER" "ORWHENYOU,SPEAKERBOEHNER ARE INVITING THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL TO SPEAK TO CONGRESS" "ARE INVITING THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL TO SPEAK TO CONGRESS WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH ME?" "OF ISRAEL TO SPEAK TO CONGRESS WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH ME?" "HADTODO IT ." "WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH ME?" "HADTODO IT ." "ORWHENYOU,SENATORCRUZ" "HADTODO IT ." "ORWHENYOU,SENATORCRUZ  CALL MR. NETANYAHU AN" "ORWHENYOU,SENATORCRUZ  CALL MR. NETANYAHU AN EXTRAORDINARY LEADER AND SIDE" "CALL MR. NETANYAHU AN EXTRAORDINARY LEADER AND SIDE WITH HIM AGAINST YOUR OWN" "EXTRAORDINARY LEADER AND SIDE WITH HIM AGAINST YOUR OWN PRESIDENT?" "WITH HIM AGAINST YOUR OWN PRESIDENT?" "THAT'SJUSTHOWIFEEL ." "PRESIDENT?" "THAT'SJUSTHOWIFEEL ." "[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]" "THAT'SJUSTHOWIFEEL ." "[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] NOW,LOOK." "[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] NOW,LOOK." "I'M GOING TO TRY TO NOT LOSE MY" "NOW,LOOK." "I'M GOING TO TRY TO NOT LOSE MY TEMPER, BUT WHAT'S IT GOING TO" "I'M GOING TO TRY TO NOT LOSE MY TEMPER, BUT WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE FOR US TO SHOW A UNITED" "TEMPER, BUT WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE FOR US TO SHOW A UNITED FRONT ON THIS?" "TAKE FOR US TO SHOW A UNITED FRONT ON THIS?" "WELL,NOTTO BE RUDE,MR." "FRONT ON THIS?" "WELL,NOTTO BE RUDE,MR.  PRESIDENT." "WELL,NOTTO BE RUDE,MR.  PRESIDENT." "THE ONLY REASON I INVITED PRIME" "PRESIDENT." "THE ONLY REASON I INVITED PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU IS BECAUSE I" "THE ONLY REASON I INVITED PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU IS BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET A WORLD LEADER" "MINISTER NETANYAHU IS BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET A WORLD LEADER WHOSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY RESPECT" "WANTED TO MEET A WORLD LEADER WHOSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY RESPECT HIM." "WHOSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY RESPECT HIM." "YEAH,YOUKNOW." "HIM." "YEAH,YOUKNOW." "AND I'M IMPRESSED YOU EVEN CAME" "YEAH,YOUKNOW." "AND I'M IMPRESSED YOU EVEN CAME TO VISIT, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH" "AND I'M IMPRESSED YOU EVEN CAME TO VISIT, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH YOU BOTCHED THE SITUATION IN THE" "TO VISIT, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH YOU BOTCHED THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST." "YOU BOTCHED THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "MIDDLE EAST." "[ LAUGHTER ] ITHINKIUNDERSTANDFOREIGN" "[ LAUGHTER ] ITHINKIUNDERSTANDFOREIGN POLICY BETTER THAN YOU." "ITHINKIUNDERSTANDFOREIGN POLICY BETTER THAN YOU." "AND UNRELATED, I HEARD YOUR" "POLICY BETTER THAN YOU." "AND UNRELATED, I HEARD YOUR FINAL FOUR BRACKET IS TOTALLY" "AND UNRELATED, I HEARD YOUR FINAL FOUR BRACKET IS TOTALLY BUSTED." "FINAL FOUR BRACKET IS TOTALLY BUSTED." "OH,MYGOD,IT'SHAPPENING." "BUSTED." "OH,MYGOD,IT'SHAPPENING." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OH,MYGOD,IT'SHAPPENING." "[ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING ]" "[ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING ] WHAT'SHAPPENING?" "[ SCREAMING ] WHAT'SHAPPENING?" "WHAT'SHAPPENINGIS ,YOUMADE" "WHAT'SHAPPENING?" "WHAT'SHAPPENINGIS ,YOUMADE BARACK OBAMA VERY ANGRY." "WHAT'SHAPPENINGIS ,YOUMADE BARACK OBAMA VERY ANGRY." "AND WHEN YOU MAKE HIM ANGRY, HE" "BARACK OBAMA VERY ANGRY." "AND WHEN YOU MAKE HIM ANGRY, HE TURNS INTO "THE ROCK" OBAMA." "AND WHEN YOU MAKE HIM ANGRY, HE TURNS INTO "THE ROCK" OBAMA." "WELL, ANYWAY, I WANTED TO REMIND" "TURNS INTO "THE ROCK" OBAMA." "WELL, ANYWAY, I WANTED TO REMIND YOU ABOUT DINNER, BARACK." "WELL, ANYWAY, I WANTED TO REMIND YOU ABOUT DINNER, BARACK." "GENTLEMEN, GOOD LUCK." "YOU ABOUT DINNER, BARACK." "GENTLEMEN, GOOD LUCK." "NOW,DON'TBE ALARMED,"THE" "GENTLEMEN, GOOD LUCK." "NOW,DON'TBE ALARMED,"THE ROCK" OBAMA MUCH LIKE BARACK" "NOW,DON'TBE ALARMED,"THE ROCK" OBAMA MUCH LIKE BARACK OBAMA ONLY LARGER AND MORE" "ROCK" OBAMA MUCH LIKE BARACK OBAMA ONLY LARGER AND MORE VIOLENT." "OBAMA ONLY LARGER AND MORE VIOLENT." "NOW, WHERE WERE WE?" "VIOLENT." "NOW, WHERE WERE WE?" "YOU, ORANGE MAN." "NOW, WHERE WERE WE?" "YOU, ORANGE MAN." "ME?" "YOU, ORANGE MAN." "ME?" "YOUINVITENETANYAHUWITHOUT" "ME?" "YOUINVITENETANYAHUWITHOUT ASKING?" "YOUINVITENETANYAHUWITHOUT ASKING?" "IDID,BUT" "YOULIKE" "ASKING?" "IDID,BUT" "YOULIKE ISRAEL?" "IDID,BUT" "YOULIKE ISRAEL?" "Y." "ISRAEL?" "Y. MAYBEYOUSHOULDGOVISIT" "Y. MAYBEYOUSHOULDGOVISIT ISRAEL." "MAYBEYOUSHOULDGOVISIT ISRAEL." "YOU,TOMCOTTON,COMEHERE ." "ISRAEL." "YOU,TOMCOTTON,COMEHERE ." "OKAY." "YOU,TOMCOTTON,COMEHERE ." "OKAY." "YOU WRITE LETTER TO IRAN?" "OKAY." "YOU WRITE LETTER TO IRAN?" "IDID,YES." "YOU WRITE LETTER TO IRAN?" "IDID,YES." "YEAH." "IDID,YES." "YEAH." "YOULIKEWRITINGLETTERS?" "YEAH." "YOULIKEWRITINGLETTERS?" "IGUESS." "YOULIKEWRITINGLETTERS?" "IGUESS." "HOWYOUWRITELETTERWHEN YOU" "IGUESS." "HOWYOUWRITELETTERWHEN YOU HAVE NO HAND?" "HOWYOUWRITELETTERWHEN YOU HAVE NO HAND?" "WATCHTHIS,OBAMAFROM" "HAVE NO HAND?" "WATCHTHIS,OBAMAFROM DOWNTOWN." "WATCHTHIS,OBAMAFROM DOWNTOWN." "OKAY, YOU GO NOW." "DOWNTOWN." "OKAY, YOU GO NOW." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OKAY, YOU GO NOW." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU,TEDCRUZ." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU,TEDCRUZ." "ALLRIGHT." "YOU,TEDCRUZ." "ALLRIGHT." "COMESITNEXTTOPRESIDENT." "ALLRIGHT." "COMESITNEXTTOPRESIDENT." "YES?" "COMESITNEXTTOPRESIDENT." "YES?" "YOUSHUTDOWNGOVERNMENT?" "YES?" "YOUSHUTDOWNGOVERNMENT?" "VERY RUDE." "YOUSHUTDOWNGOVERNMENT?" "VERY RUDE." ""THE ROCK" OBAMA POLITE." "VERY RUDE." ""THE ROCK" OBAMA POLITE." "I ASK, PLEASE, MAY I CRUSH YOUR" ""THE ROCK" OBAMA POLITE." "I ASK, PLEASE, MAY I CRUSH YOUR HEAD?" "I ASK, PLEASE, MAY I CRUSH YOUR HEAD?" "OH,NO." "HEAD?" "OH,NO." "NO,BARACK,STOP." "OH,NO." "NO,BARACK,STOP." "JUSTKIDDING." "NO,BARACK,STOP." "JUSTKIDDING." "ME NO CRUSH HIS HEAD, JUST TEAR" "JUSTKIDDING." "ME NO CRUSH HIS HEAD, JUST TEAR IT OFF." "ME NO CRUSH HIS HEAD, JUST TEAR IT OFF." "SENATOR,YOUBETTERGO." "IT OFF." "SENATOR,YOUBETTERGO." "OKAY,BYE-BYE." "SENATOR,YOUBETTERGO." "OKAY,BYE-BYE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OKAY,BYE-BYE." "[ LAUGHTER ] EXCUSEME,MR.PRESIDENT." "[ LAUGHTER ] EXCUSEME,MR.PRESIDENT." "YES,AGENT?" "EXCUSEME,MR.PRESIDENT." "YES,AGENT?" "I'MAFRAIDWE HADANOTHER" "YES,AGENT?" "I'MAFRAIDWE HADANOTHER LITTLE OOPSIE-DO." "I'MAFRAIDWE HADANOTHER LITTLE OOPSIE-DO." "THERE'S BEEN A VAGUE RANT LIVING" "LITTLE OOPSIE-DO." "THERE'S BEEN A VAGUE RANT LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE GARDEN FOR" "THERE'S BEEN A VAGUE RANT LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE GARDEN FOR TWO MONTHS." "IN THE WHITE HOUSE GARDEN FOR TWO MONTHS." "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "TWO MONTHS." "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "MY GARDEN?" "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "MY GARDEN?" "EASY,MICHELLE." "MY GARDEN?" "EASY,MICHELLE." "[ SCREAMING ]" "EASY,MICHELLE." "[ SCREAMING ] BARACKNOTONLYONE ,THERE'S" "[ SCREAMING ] BARACKNOTONLYONE ,THERE'S ALSO SHE ROCK OBAMA." "BARACKNOTONLYONE ,THERE'S ALSO SHE ROCK OBAMA." "YOUTRIEDTO PROTECTUS?" "ALSO SHE ROCK OBAMA." "YOUTRIEDTO PROTECTUS?" "BUT WHO WILL PROTECT YOU?" "YOUTRIEDTO PROTECTUS?" "BUT WHO WILL PROTECT YOU?" "MICHELLE,HIGHFIVE." "BUT WHO WILL PROTECT YOU?" "MICHELLE,HIGHFIVE." "BEING PRESIDENT IS FUN." "MICHELLE,HIGHFIVE." "BEING PRESIDENT IS FUN." "AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S" "BEING PRESIDENT IS FUN." "AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!" "AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!" "♪" ""SATURDAY NIGHT"!" "♪ Announcer:" "IT'S"SATURDAY" "♪ Announcer:" "IT'S"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" " " WITH VANESSA" "Announcer:" "IT'S"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" " " WITH VANESSA BAYER." "NIGHT LIVE" " " WITH VANESSA BAYER." "AIDY BRYANT." "BAYER." "AIDY BRYANT." "TARAN KILLAM." "AIDY BRYANT." "TARAN KILLAM." "KATE McKINNON." "TARAN KILLAM." "KATE McKINNON." "BOBBY MOYNIHAN." "KATE McKINNON." "BOBBY MOYNIHAN." "JAY PHARAOH." "BOBBY MOYNIHAN." "JAY PHARAOH." "CECILY STRONG." "JAY PHARAOH." "CECILY STRONG." "KEENAN THOMPSON." "CECILY STRONG." "KEENAN THOMPSON." "FEATURING BECK BENNETT." "KEENAN THOMPSON." "FEATURING BECK BENNETT." "MICHAEL CHE." "FEATURING BECK BENNETT." "MICHAEL CHE." "PETE DAVIDSON." "MICHAEL CHE." "PETE DAVIDSON." "LESLIE JONES." "PETE DAVIDSON." "LESLIE JONES." "COLIN JOST." "LESLIE JONES." "COLIN JOST." "KYLE MOONEY." "COLIN JOST." "KYLE MOONEY." "SASHEER ZAMETA." "KYLE MOONEY." "SASHEER ZAMETA." "AND YOUR HOST, DWAYNE JOHNSON." "SASHEER ZAMETA." "AND YOUR HOST, DWAYNE JOHNSON." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DWAYNE" "AND YOUR HOST, DWAYNE JOHNSON." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DWAYNE JOHNSON." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DWAYNE JOHNSON." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "JOHNSON." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANKYOU,THANKYOU ." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANKYOU,THANKYOU ." "THANK YOU." "THANKYOU,THANKYOU ." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH." "I FEEL VERY BLESSED TO BE BACK" "THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH." "I FEEL VERY BLESSED TO BE BACK HERE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT" "I FEEL VERY BLESSED TO BE BACK HERE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FOURTH TIME." "HERE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FOURTH TIME." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "LIVE" FOR THE FOURTH TIME." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOW,FOURTHTIMEFEELSRIGHT" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NOW,FOURTHTIMEFEELSRIGHT TO ME, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN IN A" "NOW,FOURTHTIMEFEELSRIGHT TO ME, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN IN A LOT OF SEQUELS AND I'VE ADDED" "TO ME, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN IN A LOT OF SEQUELS AND I'VE ADDED SOME EXTRA OOMPH TO A LOT OF" "LOT OF SEQUELS AND I'VE ADDED SOME EXTRA OOMPH TO A LOT OF FRANCHISES LIKE "THE MUMMY,"" "SOME EXTRA OOMPH TO A LOT OF FRANCHISES LIKE "THE MUMMY," "JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE" "FRANCHISES LIKE "THE MUMMY," "JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH" AND, OF COURSE, "THE FAST" ""JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH" AND, OF COURSE, "THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS."" "EARTH" AND, OF COURSE, "THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS." SOME FOLKS IN THE INDUSTRY HAVE" "AND THE FURIOUS." SOME FOLKS IN THE INDUSTRY HAVE EVEN REFERRED TO ME AS FRANCHISE" "SOME FOLKS IN THE INDUSTRY HAVE EVEN REFERRED TO ME AS FRANCHISE VIAGRA." "EVEN REFERRED TO ME AS FRANCHISE VIAGRA." "♪" "VIAGRA." "♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANTED TO SEND A" "♪ TONIGHT I JUST WANTED TO SEND A MESSAGE TO HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS" "TONIGHT I JUST WANTED TO SEND A MESSAGE TO HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS OUT THERE WHO ARE LOOKING TO" "MESSAGE TO HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS OUT THERE WHO ARE LOOKING TO BEEF UP THEIR NEXT SEQUEL." "OUT THERE WHO ARE LOOKING TO BEEF UP THEIR NEXT SEQUEL." "I'M AVAILABLE." "BEEF UP THEIR NEXT SEQUEL." "I'M AVAILABLE." "♪ IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAT" "I'M AVAILABLE." "♪ IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAT EXTRA SOMETHING ♪" "♪ IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAT EXTRA SOMETHING ♪ ♪ YOU NEED THE BADDEST MOFO" "EXTRA SOMETHING ♪ ♪ YOU NEED THE BADDEST MOFO SINCE CHARLES BRONSON ♪" "♪ YOU NEED THE BADDEST MOFO SINCE CHARLES BRONSON ♪ ♪ ADD A DASH OF DWAYNE AND A" "SINCE CHARLES BRONSON ♪ ♪ ADD A DASH OF DWAYNE AND A PINCH OF JOHNSON ♪" "♪ ADD A DASH OF DWAYNE AND A PINCH OF JOHNSON ♪ GIRLS CHECK THIS OUT." "PINCH OF JOHNSON ♪ GIRLS CHECK THIS OUT." "♪ PUT ME IN "FROZEN" OR "AVATAR" "GIRLS CHECK THIS OUT." "♪ PUT ME IN "FROZEN" OR "AVATAR 2."" "♪ PUT ME IN "FROZEN" OR "AVATAR 2." DON'T NEED NO CGI ♪ 2." DON'T NEED NO CGI ♪ ♪ THINK ANOTHER HOME ALONE WHERE" "DON'T NEED NO CGI ♪ ♪ THINK ANOTHER HOME ALONE WHERE I'M THE KID ♪" "♪ THINK ANOTHER HOME ALONE WHERE I'M THE KID ♪ ♪ BURGLARS TAKE A LOOK AT ME AND" "I'M THE KID ♪ ♪ BURGLARS TAKE A LOOK AT ME AND THEY'RE LIKE SH -- ♪" "♪ BURGLARS TAKE A LOOK AT ME AND THEY'RE LIKE SH -- ♪ ♪ ZERO DARK 30" "THEY'RE LIKE SH -- ♪ ♪ ZERO DARK 30 ♪ ZERO DARK 31 I KILL HIS" "♪ ZERO DARK 30 ♪ ZERO DARK 31 I KILL HIS GHOST ♪" "♪ ZERO DARK 31 I KILL HIS GHOST ♪ ♪ CAUSE I'M FRANCHISE VIAGRA" "GHOST ♪ ♪ CAUSE I'M FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA" "♪ CAUSE I'M FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA WHATABOUTTHENEW BATMAN." "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA WHATABOUTTHENEW BATMAN." "ICANPLAYVAIN,I'LL EVEN" "WHATABOUTTHENEW BATMAN." "ICANPLAYVAIN,I'LL EVEN  PLAY BRUCE WELL." "ICANPLAYVAIN,I'LL EVEN  PLAY BRUCE WELL." "I'LL EVEN PLAY MICHAEL CAINE." "PLAY BRUCE WELL." "I'LL EVEN PLAY MICHAEL CAINE." "♪ BE THE FOURTH AMEE GO THE" "I'LL EVEN PLAY MICHAEL CAINE." "♪ BE THE FOURTH AMEE GO THE EIGHTH SAMURAI ♪" "♪ BE THE FOURTH AMEE GO THE EIGHTH SAMURAI ♪ ♪ AND THE NEXT PRESIDENT" "EIGHTH SAMURAI ♪ ♪ AND THE NEXT PRESIDENT ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA FRANCHISE" "♪ AND THE NEXT PRESIDENT ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH, GET YOUR MOVIE" "VIAGRA ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH, GET YOUR MOVIE BONERS UP ♪" "♪ OH, YEAH, GET YOUR MOVIE BONERS UP ♪ ♪ 50 SHADES OF GREY" "BONERS UP ♪ ♪ 50 SHADES OF GREY ♪ I DO 50 A DAY" "♪ 50 SHADES OF GREY ♪ I DO 50 A DAY TOYSTORY4♪" "♪ I DO 50 A DAY TOYSTORY4♪  ♪ ANOTHER SMURF MOVIE?" "TOYSTORY4♪  ♪ ANOTHER SMURF MOVIE?" "NO." "♪ ANOTHER SMURF MOVIE?" "NO." "THAT'SFAIRENOUGH." "NO." "THAT'SFAIRENOUGH." "THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH." "THAT'SFAIRENOUGH." "THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH." "♪ OSCAR MOVIES THIS YEAR, DIDN'T" "THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH." "♪ OSCAR MOVIES THIS YEAR, DIDN'T MAKE NO DOUGH ♪" "♪ OSCAR MOVIES THIS YEAR, DIDN'T MAKE NO DOUGH ♪ ♪ EVEN BIRD MAN COULD HAVE USED" "MAKE NO DOUGH ♪ ♪ EVEN BIRD MAN COULD HAVE USED THE PEOPLE'S ELMO ♪" "♪ EVEN BIRD MAN COULD HAVE USED THE PEOPLE'S ELMO ♪ ♪ BOYHOOD 2" "THE PEOPLE'S ELMO ♪ ♪ BOYHOOD 2 ♪ THE KID IS JACKED" "♪ BOYHOOD 2 ♪ THE KID IS JACKED ♪ THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING" "♪ THE KID IS JACKED ♪ THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING CANYOUSMELLWHATSTEVEN" "♪ THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING CANYOUSMELLWHATSTEVEN HAWKING IS COOKING?" "CANYOUSMELLWHATSTEVEN HAWKING IS COOKING?" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA" "HAWKING IS COOKING?" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA ♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "♪ FRANCHISE VIAGRA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WEHAVEGOTAGREATSHOWFOR" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WEHAVEGOTAGREATSHOWFOR YOU TONIGHT." "WEHAVEGOTAGREATSHOWFOR YOU TONIGHT." "GEORGE EZRA IS IN THE HOUSE." "YOU TONIGHT." "GEORGE EZRA IS IN THE HOUSE." "SO STICK AROUND, WE WILL BE" "GEORGE EZRA IS IN THE HOUSE." "SO STICK AROUND, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK." "SO STICK AROUND, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "RIGHT BACK." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LASTWEEK,STARBUCKSCREATED" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LASTWEEK,STARBUCKSCREATED THE RACE TOGETHER CAMPAIGN," "LASTWEEK,STARBUCKSCREATED THE RACE TOGETHER CAMPAIGN, WHICH CREATED BARRISE TAS TO" "THE RACE TOGETHER CAMPAIGN, WHICH CREATED BARRISE TAS TO START A DIALOGUE ABOUT RACE." "WHICH CREATED BARRISE TAS TO START A DIALOGUE ABOUT RACE." "IT WAS A WAY TO OPEN MINDS AND" "START A DIALOGUE ABOUT RACE." "IT WAS A WAY TO OPEN MINDS AND SHARE THOUGHTS." "IT WAS A WAY TO OPEN MINDS AND SHARE THOUGHTS." "WE THINK STARBUCKS IS ON THE" "SHARE THOUGHTS." "WE THINK STARBUCKS IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK." "WE THINK STARBUCKS IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK." "WE AT PEP BOYS ARE STARTING A" "RIGHT TRACK." "WE AT PEP BOYS ARE STARTING A CONVERSATION TOO." "WE AT PEP BOYS ARE STARTING A CONVERSATION TOO." "THIS MONTH, ALL PEP BOYS" "CONVERSATION TOO." "THIS MONTH, ALL PEP BOYS MECHANICS ARE ENCOURAGED TO" "THIS MONTH, ALL PEP BOYS MECHANICS ARE ENCOURAGED TO START A DIALOGUE WITH YOU, THE" "MECHANICS ARE ENCOURAGED TO START A DIALOGUE WITH YOU, THE CUSTOMER, ABOUT GENDER AND" "START A DIALOGUE WITH YOU, THE CUSTOMER, ABOUT GENDER AND SEXUAL IDENTITY." "CUSTOMER, ABOUT GENDER AND SEXUAL IDENTITY." "IT'S PART OF PEP BOYS NEW GENDER" "SEXUAL IDENTITY." "IT'S PART OF PEP BOYS NEW GENDER FLEX CAMPAIGN." "IT'S PART OF PEP BOYS NEW GENDER FLEX CAMPAIGN." "ISUPPORTWHATEVERPEOPLE" "FLEX CAMPAIGN." "ISUPPORTWHATEVERPEOPLE WANT TO DO." "ISUPPORTWHATEVERPEOPLE WANT TO DO." "IF YOU'RE A GUY, AND YOU WANT TO" "WANT TO DO." "IF YOU'RE A GUY, AND YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL, THAT'S GREAT." "IF YOU'RE A GUY, AND YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL, THAT'S GREAT." "ME PERSONALLY, I COULD NEVER CUT" "BE A GIRL, THAT'S GREAT." "ME PERSONALLY, I COULD NEVER CUT OFF MY [ BLEEP ]." "ME PERSONALLY, I COULD NEVER CUT OFF MY [ BLEEP ]." "IFWEDON'TTALKABOUTTHESE" "OFF MY [ BLEEP ]." "IFWEDON'TTALKABOUTTHESE  ISSUES, WHO WILL?" "IFWEDON'TTALKABOUTTHESE  ISSUES, WHO WILL?" "IGOTAQUESTIONFORYOU," "ISSUES, WHO WILL?" "IGOTAQUESTIONFORYOU, YOU'RE GAY, RIGHT?" "IGOTAQUESTIONFORYOU, YOU'RE GAY, RIGHT?" "YES,I AM." "YOU'RE GAY, RIGHT?" "YES,I AM." "AREYOUALLOWEDTOSAYLIKE," "YES,I AM." "AREYOUALLOWEDTOSAYLIKE,  THAT'S GAY?" "AREYOUALLOWEDTOSAYLIKE,  THAT'S GAY?" "IGUESSICAN ." "THAT'S GAY?" "IGUESSICAN ." "OH,MAN,YOUARE SOLUCKY." "IGUESSICAN ." "OH,MAN,YOUARE SOLUCKY." "HE GETS TO SAY THAT'S SO GAY." "OH,MAN,YOUARE SOLUCKY." "HE GETS TO SAY THAT'S SO GAY." "OH,SOLUCKY." "HE GETS TO SAY THAT'S SO GAY." "OH,SOLUCKY." "OURMECHANICSAREREADYTO" "OH,SOLUCKY." "OURMECHANICSAREREADYTO START A CONVERSATION WITH YOU." "OURMECHANICSAREREADYTO START A CONVERSATION WITH YOU." "IFYOUHAVEBOTHPARTSDOWN" "START A CONVERSATION WITH YOU." "IFYOUHAVEBOTHPARTSDOWN THERE, BE PROUD." "IFYOUHAVEBOTHPARTSDOWN THERE, BE PROUD." "IF I HAD BOTH, I'D BE DOING" "THERE, BE PROUD." "IF I HAD BOTH, I'D BE DOING MYSELF ALL DAY LONG." "IF I HAD BOTH, I'D BE DOING MYSELF ALL DAY LONG." "PLEASEGOGETMYCAR." "MYSELF ALL DAY LONG." "PLEASEGOGETMYCAR." "YOUKNOWWHATMYFAVORITE" "PLEASEGOGETMYCAR." "YOUKNOWWHATMYFAVORITE SHOW IS?" "YOUKNOWWHATMYFAVORITE SHOW IS?" "ELLEN." "SHOW IS?" "ELLEN." "THAT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE SHE" "ELLEN." "THAT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE SHE USED TO BE A MAN." "THAT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE SHE USED TO BE A MAN." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "USED TO BE A MAN." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "YES,SHEDID." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "YES,SHEDID." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "YES,SHEDID." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "WILLYOUGO GETMYCAR." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "WILLYOUGO GETMYCAR." "THEONLYTHINGMOREIMPORTANT" "WILLYOUGO GETMYCAR." "THEONLYTHINGMOREIMPORTANT THAN YOUR CAR IS TAKING THE TIME" "THEONLYTHINGMOREIMPORTANT THAN YOUR CAR IS TAKING THE TIME TO GENDERFLECT." "THAN YOUR CAR IS TAKING THE TIME TO GENDERFLECT." "ITHINKMY COUSIN'SKID GOT" "TO GENDERFLECT." "ITHINKMY COUSIN'SKID GOT  BORN WRONG." "ITHINKMY COUSIN'SKID GOT  BORN WRONG." "WELL, THAT'S THE THING, IT'S NOT" "BORN WRONG." "WELL, THAT'S THE THING, IT'S NOT WRONG IF IT'S RIGHT TO HIM." "WELL, THAT'S THE THING, IT'S NOT WRONG IF IT'S RIGHT TO HIM." "OKAY." "WRONG IF IT'S RIGHT TO HIM." "OKAY." "ANYWAY,YOURCAR'STOTAL." "OKAY." "ANYWAY,YOURCAR'STOTAL." "PEPBOYS,FORBOYSORGIRLS ." "ANYWAY,YOURCAR'STOTAL." "PEPBOYS,FORBOYSORGIRLS ." "ORTHETHIRDWHEREYOU'RE" "PEPBOYS,FORBOYSORGIRLS ." "ORTHETHIRDWHEREYOU'RE BOTH." "ORTHETHIRDWHEREYOU'RE BOTH." "DOI NEEDNEWBRAKEPADS ?" "BOTH." "DOI NEEDNEWBRAKEPADS ?" "MOVINGONTO THENEXTPROMO," "DOI NEEDNEWBRAKEPADS ?" "MOVINGONTO THENEXTPROMO, LET'S GET OUR NEXT TWO WRESTLERS" "MOVINGONTO THENEXTPROMO, LET'S GET OUR NEXT TWO WRESTLERS IN THERE." "LET'S GET OUR NEXT TWO WRESTLERS IN THERE." "COCOA WATCH OUT." "IN THERE." "COCOA WATCH OUT." "AND TRASH YARD MUTT." "COCOA WATCH OUT." "AND TRASH YARD MUTT." "GREAT." "AND TRASH YARD MUTT." "GREAT." "HOWAREYOUDOING?" "GREAT." "HOWAREYOUDOING?" "CAN'TWAITTO WORKWITHYOU," "HOWAREYOUDOING?" "CAN'TWAITTO WORKWITHYOU,  MAN." "CAN'TWAITTO WORKWITHYOU,  MAN." "THIS WILL BE GREAT." "MAN." "THIS WILL BE GREAT." "FEELFREETO LETLOOSEIN" "THIS WILL BE GREAT." "FEELFREETO LETLOOSEIN PTHIS PROMO, DON'." "FEELFREETO LETLOOSEIN PTHIS PROMO, DON'." "YOUSURE?" "PTHIS PROMO, DON'." "YOUSURE?" "DEFINITELY,GOFORIT, MAN ." "YOUSURE?" "DEFINITELY,GOFORIT, MAN ." "SAY WHATEVER." "DEFINITELY,GOFORIT, MAN ." "SAY WHATEVER." "EVERYBODYSET?" "SAY WHATEVER." "EVERYBODYSET?" "YEAH,YEAH." "EVERYBODYSET?" "YEAH,YEAH." "AND,ACTION." "YEAH,YEAH." "AND,ACTION." "I'MHEREWITHOUR MAINEVENT" "AND,ACTION." "I'MHEREWITHOUR MAINEVENT COMPETITORS, AND THERE'S NO LE" "I'MHEREWITHOUR MAINEVENT COMPETITORS, AND THERE'S NO LE PLOSS BETWEEN THESE TWO," "COMPETITORS, AND THERE'S NO LE PLOSS BETWEEN THESE TWO, THAT RIGHT?" "PLOSS BETWEEN THESE TWO, THAT RIGHT?" "YOUBETTERWATCHOUT ." "THAT RIGHT?" "YOUBETTERWATCHOUT ." "PBECAUSE WHEN THE" "YOUBETTERWATCHOUT ." "PBECAUSE WHEN THE YOUBETTERWATCHOUT ." "PBECAUSE WHEN THE YOUBETTERWATCHOUT ." "PMUTTPTHING HE'S GOING T" "YOUBETTERWATCHOUT ." "PMUTTPTHING HE'S GOING T RPROUT THIS BIG OLD PIL" "PMUTTPTHING HE'S GOING T RPROUT THIS BIG OLD PIL STINKIN' WHAT DO YOU HAT" "RPROUT THIS BIG OLD PIL STINKIN' WHAT DO YOU HAT THAT, COCOA?" "STINKIN' WHAT DO YOU HAT THAT, COCOA?" "LETMETELLYOU SOMETHING" "THAT, COCOA?" "LETMETELLYOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY." "LETMETELLYOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY." "HE HAS HERPES." "ABOUT THIS GUY." "HE HAS HERPES." "IT'S TRUE." "HE HAS HERPES." "IT'S TRUE." "HE'S GOT HERPES AND HE'S GOT IT" "IT'S TRUE." "HE'S GOT HERPES AND HE'S GOT IT BAD." "HE'S GOT HERPES AND HE'S GOT IT BAD." "YEAH." "BAD." "YEAH." "RTRP YEAH, WELL " " YO" "YEAH." "RTRP YEAH, WELL " " YO PBE WEARING A BODY BAG" "RTRP YEAH, WELL " " YO PBE WEARING A BODY BAG THROUGH WITH YOU." "PBE WEARING A BODY BAG THROUGH WITH YOU." "YOUCAN'THAVESEX WITH" "THROUGH WITH YOU." "YOUCAN'THAVESEX WITH ANYONE WITHOUT HAVING A TALK" "YOUCAN'THAVESEX WITH ANYONE WITHOUT HAVING A TALK FIRST." "ANYONE WITHOUT HAVING A TALK FIRST." "BECAUSE OF YOUR" "FIRST." "BECAUSE OF YOUR FIRST." "BECAUSE OF YOUR FIRST." "HERPES." "FIRST." "HERPES." "PI HEATHE MOST HERPES" "HERPES." "PI HEATHE MOST HERPES SEEN." "PI HEATHE MOST HERPES SEEN." "WELL,YOUHEARDITHERE" "SEEN." "WELL,YOUHEARDITHERE  FIRST." "WELL,YOUHEARDITHERE  FIRST." "JUNKYARD MUTT HAS HERPES." "FIRST." "JUNKYARD MUTT HAS HERPES." "AND IT ALL GETS SETTLED THIS" "JUNKYARD MUTT HAS HERPES." "AND IT ALL GETS SETTLED THIS SUNDAY AT WRESTLEMANIA." "AND IT ALL GETS SETTLED THIS SUNDAY AT WRESTLEMANIA." "WWHATDIDYOU" "SUNDAY AT WRESTLEMANIA." "WWHATDIDYOU PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?" "WWHATDIDYOU PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?" "NO,NOREALLY,THATSTUFFWAS" "PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?" "NO,NOREALLY,THATSTUFFWAS KIND OF PERSONAL." "NO,NOREALLY,THATSTUFFWAS KIND OF PERSONAL." "MAYBE YOU TALK MORE ABOUT STUFF" "KIND OF PERSONAL." "MAYBE YOU TALK MORE ABOUT STUFF YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO ME IN THE" "MAYBE YOU TALK MORE ABOUT STUFF YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO ME IN THE RING OR SOMETHING.R." "YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO ME IN THE RING OR SOMETHING.R. TR PROMO TAKE." "RING OR SOMETHING.R. TR PROMO TAKE." "AND ACTION." "TR PROMO TAKE." "AND ACTION." "P THERE'S NO LOVE LOSS" "AND ACTION." "P THERE'S NO LOVE LOSS RP OH, YEAH, WHEN WT" "P THERE'S NO LOVE LOSS RP OH, YEAH, WHEN WT RPRING ON SUNDAY, I'M" "RP OH, YEAH, WHEN WT RPRING ON SUNDAY, I'M TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT I" "RPRING ON SUNDAY, I'M TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT I FOUND ON HIS COMPUTER." "TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT WHAT I FOUND ON HIS COMPUTER." "IT'S FULL OF PORN." "FOUND ON HIS COMPUTER." "IT'S FULL OF PORN." "RHE'S GOOGLING" "IT'S FULL OF PORN." "RHE'S GOOGLING R SEX BRYAN." "RHE'S GOOGLING R SEX BRYAN." "RPAND BRYAN'S THE ." "R SEX BRYAN." "RPAND BRYAN'S THE ." "ILIKEPHOWDO YOU." "RPAND BRYAN'S THE ." "ILIKEPHOWDO YOU." "RPRP I HIRED A RES" "ILIKEPHOWDO YOU." "RPRP I HIRED A RES RDIG UP DIRT ON YOU." "RPRP I HIRED A RES RDIG UP DIRT ON YOU." "AND THEY FOUND OUT." "RDIG UP DIRT ON YOU." "AND THEY FOUND OUT." "YOU REMEMBER THE COLLEGE" "AND THEY FOUND OUT." "YOU REMEMBER THE COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND DONNA?" "YOU REMEMBER THE COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND DONNA?" "IT TURNS OUT EIGHT MONTHS AFTER" "GIRLFRIEND DONNA?" "IT TURNS OUT EIGHT MONTHS AFTER YOU BROKE UP, SHE HAD A BABY" "IT TURNS OUT EIGHT MONTHS AFTER YOU BROKE UP, SHE HAD A BABY GIRL." "YOU BROKE UP, SHE HAD A BABY GIRL." "EVELYN." "GIRL." "EVELYN." "WHAT?" "EVELYN." "WHAT?" "IMETHER,SHE 'SALOVELY" "WHAT?" "IMETHER,SHE 'SALOVELY GIRL." "IMETHER,SHE 'SALOVELY GIRL." "HONOR STUDENT, AND SHE DOESN'T" "GIRL." "HONOR STUDENT, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE A THING TO DO WITH" "HONOR STUDENT, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE A THING TO DO WITH YOU, MAN." "WANT TO HAVE A THING TO DO WITH YOU, MAN." "YOU'LL NEVER MEET HER, BECAUSE" "YOU, MAN." "YOU'LL NEVER MEET HER, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE A DAD, AND" "YOU'LL NEVER MEET HER, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE A DAD, AND THAT'S WHAT COCOA IS COOKING." "YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE A DAD, AND THAT'S WHAT COCOA IS COOKING." "[ CHEERS AN WHAT DO YOU H" "THAT'S WHAT COCOA IS COOKING." "[ CHEERS AN WHAT DO YOU H THAT, MUTT?" "[ CHEERS AN WHAT DO YOU H THAT, MUTT?" "FOLKS, ANDPIT ALL GETS." "THAT, MUTT?" "FOLKS, ANDPIT ALL GETS." "CUT,CUT." "FOLKS, ANDPIT ALL GETS." "CUT,CUT." "PI LIKE THAT, YOU GUYS" "CUT,CUT." "PI LIKE THAT, YOU GUYS THAT ONE?" "PI LIKE THAT, YOU GUYS THAT ONE?" "NO." "THAT ONE?" "NO." "YOU SAID JUST LIKE " "NO." "YOU SAID JUST LIKE -- ICAN'TGETBACK,MAN." "YOU SAID JUST LIKE -- ICAN'TGETBACK,MAN." "JUST DO NORMAL STUFF, LIKE HOW" "ICAN'TGETBACK,MAN." "JUST DO NORMAL STUFF, LIKE HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT ME." "JUST DO NORMAL STUFF, LIKE HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT ME." "I'MGOINGTO RIPTHISGUY" "YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT ME." "I'MGOINGTO RIPTHISGUY APART, AND I MEAN" "I'MGOINGTO RIPTHISGUY APART, AND I MEAN PSYCHOLOGICALLY." "APART, AND I MEAN PSYCHOLOGICALLY." "THE INTERNET, THE COLLEGE" "PSYCHOLOGICALLY." "THE INTERNET, THE COLLEGE STUDENT THAT LIVES IN HAWAII," "THE INTERNET, THE COLLEGE STUDENT THAT LIVES IN HAWAII, THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET IN PERSON?" "STUDENT THAT LIVES IN HAWAII, THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET IN PERSON?" "NO." "THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET IN PERSON?" "NO." "SHE'SREALLYNOTACOLLEGE" "NO." "SHE'SREALLYNOTACOLLEGE STUDENT AND HER MIDDLE NAME IS" "SHE'SREALLYNOTACOLLEGE STUDENT AND HER MIDDLE NAME IS NOT REALLY STACY, IT'S COCOA." "STUDENT AND HER MIDDLE NAME IS NOT REALLY STACY, IT'S COCOA." "SOUNDSRIGHT." "NOT REALLY STACY, IT'S COCOA." "SOUNDSRIGHT." "SHEISYOURBABY,ANDYOUHAD" "SOUNDSRIGHT." "SHEISYOURBABY,ANDYOUHAD NO IDEA." "SHEISYOURBABY,ANDYOUHAD NO IDEA." "THATISSO INTRICATE." "NO IDEA." "THATISSO INTRICATE." "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" "THATISSO INTRICATE." "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" "YOUKNOWTHEPICTUREOF" "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" "YOUKNOWTHEPICTUREOF STACY, YOU'VE BEEN SPANKING IT" "YOUKNOWTHEPICTUREOF STACY, YOU'VE BEEN SPANKING IT TOO?" "STACY, YOU'VE BEEN SPANKING IT TOO?" "IT'S ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF" "TOO?" "IT'S ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF EVELYN, THE DAUGHTER YOU NEVER" "IT'S ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF EVELYN, THE DAUGHTER YOU NEVER MET." "EVELYN, THE DAUGHTER YOU NEVER MET." "ITHINKI'MGOINGTOBE SICK." "MET." "ITHINKI'MGOINGTOBE SICK." "WELL,THEREYOUHAVEIT," "ITHINKI'MGOINGTOBE SICK." "WELL,THEREYOUHAVEIT, FOLKS, IT'S ALL THE SETTLED AT" "WELL,THEREYOUHAVEIT, FOLKS, IT'S ALL THE SETTLED AT WRESTLEMANIA, THIS SUNDAY." "FOLKS, IT'S ALL THE SETTLED AT WRESTLEMANIA, THIS SUNDAY." "THAT'SWHATCOCOA'SCOOKIN'." "WRESTLEMANIA, THIS SUNDAY." "THAT'SWHATCOCOA'SCOOKIN'." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "THAT'SWHATCOCOA'SCOOKIN'." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOUARECOCOA." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOUARECOCOA." "YOUARECOCOA." "YOUARECOCOA." "YOUARECOCOA." "WALTDISNEYHASBROUGHTTHE" "YOUARECOCOA." "WALTDISNEYHASBROUGHTTHE MAGIC BACK, BY TURNING YOUR" "WALTDISNEYHASBROUGHTTHE MAGIC BACK, BY TURNING YOUR FAVORITE ANIMATED CLASSICS INTO" "MAGIC BACK, BY TURNING YOUR FAVORITE ANIMATED CLASSICS INTO LIVE ACTION." "FAVORITE ANIMATED CLASSICS INTO LIVE ACTION." "AND IN 2016, DISNEY BRINGS YOU" "LIVE ACTION." "AND IN 2016, DISNEY BRINGS YOU THE BIGGEST REMAKE YET." "AND IN 2016, DISNEY BRINGS YOU THE BIGGEST REMAKE YET." "♪" "THE BIGGEST REMAKE YET." "♪ WHOTHEHELLARE YOU ?" "♪ WHOTHEHELLARE YOU ?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHOTHEHELLARE YOU ?" "[ LAUGHTER ] I'MBAMBI." "[ LAUGHTER ] I'MBAMBI." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "I'MBAMBI." "[ LAUGHTER ] FROMTHEDIRECTOROF" "[ LAUGHTER ] FROMTHEDIRECTOROF "FURIOUS 7" COMES A NEW DISNEY" "FROMTHEDIRECTOROF "FURIOUS 7" COMES A NEW DISNEY CLASSIC ON OVERDRIVE." ""FURIOUS 7" COMES A NEW DISNEY CLASSIC ON OVERDRIVE." "BAMBI, STARRING DWAYNE" "CLASSIC ON OVERDRIVE." "BAMBI, STARRING DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON AS BAMBI." "BAMBI, STARRING DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON AS BAMBI." "WHENI WASABOY ,THEYTOOK" ""THE ROCK" JOHNSON AS BAMBI." "WHENI WASABOY ,THEYTOOK  AWAY MY MOTHER." "WHENI WASABOY ,THEYTOOK  AWAY MY MOTHER." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "AWAY MY MOTHER." "[ LAUGHTER ] MOMMY." "[ LAUGHTER ] MOMMY." "NOWIT'STIMEFOR THEMTO" "MOMMY." "NOWIT'STIMEFOR THEMTO PAY, DEARLY." "NOWIT'STIMEFOR THEMTO PAY, DEARLY." "VINDIESELAS THUMPER." "PAY, DEARLY." "VINDIESELAS THUMPER." "WHYDOTHEYCALLYOUTHUMPER?" "VINDIESELAS THUMPER." "WHYDOTHEYCALLYOUTHUMPER?" "'CAUSEI 'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "WHYDOTHEYCALLYOUTHUMPER?" "'CAUSEI 'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "'CAUSEI 'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT?" "[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT?" "I'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "WHAT?" "I'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "YEAH,IT'SALWAYSSOMETHING," "I'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "YEAH,IT'SALWAYSSOMETHING, HUH?" "YEAH,IT'SALWAYSSOMETHING, HUH?" "NO,I 'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "HUH?" "NO,I 'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "NO,I 'MALWAYSTHUMPING." "[ LAUGHTER ] TYRESEGIBSONAS FLOWER." "[ LAUGHTER ] TYRESEGIBSONAS FLOWER." "ISMELLBAD,BUT ILOOK GOOD ." "TYRESEGIBSONAS FLOWER." "ISMELLBAD,BUT ILOOK GOOD ." "WHOO!" "ISMELLBAD,BUT ILOOK GOOD ." "WHOO!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHOO!" "[ LAUGHTER ] MICHELLERODRIGEZAS FALINE," "[ LAUGHTER ] MICHELLERODRIGEZAS FALINE, A.K.A THE GIRL BAMBI." "MICHELLERODRIGEZAS FALINE, A.K.A THE GIRL BAMBI." "THEY CALL THEMSELVES TANGLEWOOD," "A.K.A THE GIRL BAMBI." "THEY CALL THEMSELVES TANGLEWOOD, THEY'RE A HUNTING CLUB AND THEY" "THEY CALL THEMSELVES TANGLEWOOD, THEY'RE A HUNTING CLUB AND THEY KILL FOR SPORT." "THEY'RE A HUNTING CLUB AND THEY KILL FOR SPORT." "LIKE IT OR NOT, IT'S ALL PART OF" "KILL FOR SPORT." "LIKE IT OR NOT, IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME." "LIKE IT OR NOT, IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME." "ME, YOU, AND ALL OUR FOREST" "THE GAME." "ME, YOU, AND ALL OUR FOREST FRIENDS." "ME, YOU, AND ALL OUR FOREST FRIENDS." "IAIN'TGOTFRIENDS." "FRIENDS." "IAIN'TGOTFRIENDS." "I GOT HER." "IAIN'TGOTFRIENDS." "I GOT HER." "SUICIDEMISSION." "I GOT HER." "SUICIDEMISSION." "WELL,IFWE 'REGOINGOUT ," "SUICIDEMISSION." "WELL,IFWE 'REGOINGOUT , WE'RE GOING OUT TOGETHER." "WELL,IFWE 'REGOINGOUT , WE'RE GOING OUT TOGETHER." "ONELASTRIDE." "WE'RE GOING OUT TOGETHER." "ONELASTRIDE." "WHOO!" "ONELASTRIDE." "WHOO!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHOO!" "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪" "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ WHAT'STHEMATTER?" "♪ WHAT'STHEMATTER?" "NEVER SEEN A DEER IN THE" "WHAT'STHEMATTER?" "NEVER SEEN A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS?" "NEVER SEEN A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "HEADLIGHTS?" "[ LAUGHTER ] SURPRISE." "[ LAUGHTER ] SURPRISE." "WHOO!" "SURPRISE." "WHOO!" "[ SCREAMING ]" "WHOO!" "[ SCREAMING ] WHEREARETHEY?" "[ SCREAMING ] WHEREARETHEY?" "WHEN YOU SEE THEM, GIVE ME A" "WHEREARETHEY?" "WHEN YOU SEE THEM, GIVE ME A SIGN." "WHEN YOU SEE THEM, GIVE ME A SIGN." "HERE'SA SIGN." "SIGN." "HERE'SA SIGN." "DEER CROSSING, MOTHER [ BLEEP ]." "HERE'SA SIGN." "DEER CROSSING, MOTHER [ BLEEP ]." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "DEER CROSSING, MOTHER [ BLEEP ]." "[ LAUGHTER ] BAMBI,FEATURINGANEW SINGLE" "[ LAUGHTER ] BAMBI,FEATURINGANEW SINGLE FROM LUDACRIS, "WHAM, BAM," "BAMBI,FEATURINGANEW SINGLE FROM LUDACRIS, "WHAM, BAM, BAMBI."" "FROM LUDACRIS, "WHAM, BAM, BAMBI." ♪ WHAM BAM BAMBI" "BAMBI." ♪ WHAM BAM BAMBI ♪ LUDA" "♪ WHAM BAM BAMBI ♪ LUDA DISNEY'S" BAMBI,"GETBUCKED." "♪ LUDA DISNEY'S" BAMBI,"GETBUCKED." "JUNE 2016." "DISNEY'S" BAMBI,"GETBUCKED." "JUNE 2016." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "JUNE 2016." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH,WOW!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH,WOW!" "THIS DINNER WAS PERFECT, WHAT A" "OH,WOW!" "THIS DINNER WAS PERFECT, WHAT A PERFECT ANNIVERSARY." "THIS DINNER WAS PERFECT, WHAT A PERFECT ANNIVERSARY." "ANYTHINGFORYOU,SWEETHEART." "PERFECT ANNIVERSARY." "ANYTHINGFORYOU,SWEETHEART." "OH,MYGOD,THISISCRAZY ,NO" "ANYTHINGFORYOU,SWEETHEART." "OH,MYGOD,THISISCRAZY ,NO WAY, YOU RECOGNIZE ME?" "OH,MYGOD,THISISCRAZY ,NO WAY, YOU RECOGNIZE ME?" "?" "WAY, YOU RECOGNIZE ME?" "?" "I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HIT IN MY" "?" "I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HIT IN MY BRAIN WITH NO PROTECTION." "I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HIT IN MY BRAIN WITH NO PROTECTION." "I'MSORRY,I'MHAVINGAHARD" "BRAIN WITH NO PROTECTION." "I'MSORRY,I'MHAVINGAHARD TIME PLACING YOU." "I'MSORRY,I'MHAVINGAHARD TIME PLACING YOU." "JURYDUTY." "TIME PLACING YOU." "JURYDUTY." "REMEMBER, WE SENT THAT GUY TO" "JURYDUTY." "REMEMBER, WE SENT THAT GUY TO THE CHAIR TOGETHER." "REMEMBER, WE SENT THAT GUY TO THE CHAIR TOGETHER." "OH,YEAH." "THE CHAIR TOGETHER." "OH,YEAH." "YOUSENTAGUY TOTHECHAIR ?" "OH,YEAH." "YOUSENTAGUY TOTHECHAIR ?" "IDIDN'TWANTTO, IJUST" "YOUSENTAGUY TOTHECHAIR ?" "IDIDN'TWANTTO, IJUST  NEEDED IT TO END." "IDIDN'TWANTTO, IJUST  NEEDED IT TO END." "CANWEJOINYOU ?" "NEEDED IT TO END." "CANWEJOINYOU ?" "WESHOULD." "CANWEJOINYOU ?" "WESHOULD." "THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND JEM MA," "WESHOULD." "THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND JEM MA, SHE'S KBRISH." "THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND JEM MA, SHE'S KBRISH." "BUT DON'T GET A BONER WHEN SHE" "SHE'S KBRISH." "BUT DON'T GET A BONER WHEN SHE TALKS." "BUT DON'T GET A BONER WHEN SHE TALKS." "HI,I 'MJEMMA,I'MFRENCH." "TALKS." "HI,I 'MJEMMA,I'MFRENCH." "MOVEOVER." "HI,I 'MJEMMA,I'MFRENCH." "MOVEOVER." "IDON'TWANTTOBLOCKYOUR" "MOVEOVER." "IDON'TWANTTOBLOCKYOUR KNEES AND POP THEM THROUGH YOUR" "IDON'TWANTTOBLOCKYOUR KNEES AND POP THEM THROUGH YOUR BACK." "KNEES AND POP THEM THROUGH YOUR BACK." "SHE'SBRITISH." "BACK." "SHE'SBRITISH." "TELLTHEMWHOYOU USEDTO" "SHE'SBRITISH." "TELLTHEMWHOYOU USEDTO DATE?" "TELLTHEMWHOYOU USEDTO DATE?" "FUTBOLERS." "DATE?" "FUTBOLERS." "ISN'TTHATHOT?" "FUTBOLERS." "ISN'TTHATHOT?" "IT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT" "ISN'TTHATHOT?" "IT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE MIGHT DO WITH YOUR FOOT TO" "IT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE MIGHT DO WITH YOUR FOOT TO YOUR BOYS." "SHE MIGHT DO WITH YOUR FOOT TO YOUR BOYS." "BABE,I WANTSOMENIBBLES." "YOUR BOYS." "BABE,I WANTSOMENIBBLES." "SHEMEANSAPPS." "BABE,I WANTSOMENIBBLES." "SHEMEANSAPPS." "SAYITAGAIN?" "SHEMEANSAPPS." "SAYITAGAIN?" "NIBBLES." "SAYITAGAIN?" "NIBBLES." "I'MNOTDOINGTOO GOODRIGHT" "NIBBLES." "I'MNOTDOINGTOO GOODRIGHT NOW." "I'MNOTDOINGTOO GOODRIGHT NOW." "HOW ARE YOU?" "NOW." "HOW ARE YOU?" "YOU'RENOTHARD,ARE YOU ," "HOW ARE YOU?" "YOU'RENOTHARD,ARE YOU , GENE?" "YOU'RENOTHARD,ARE YOU , GENE?" "WHERE'STHEAPPSGUY ." "GENE?" "WHERE'STHEAPPSGUY ." "WE'REJUSTFINISHINGDESSERT" "WHERE'STHEAPPSGUY ." "WE'REJUSTFINISHINGDESSERT AND WE'RE ABOUT TO HEAD HOME." "WE'REJUSTFINISHINGDESSERT AND WE'RE ABOUT TO HEAD HOME." "TOBONE,RIGHT?" "AND WE'RE ABOUT TO HEAD HOME." "TOBONE,RIGHT?" "ANDTHETHATRIGHT,GENE ?" "TOBONE,RIGHT?" "ANDTHETHATRIGHT,GENE ?" "POSSIBLY." "ANDTHETHATRIGHT,GENE ?" "POSSIBLY." "NIBBLES." "POSSIBLY." "NIBBLES." "NIBBLES NOW." "NIBBLES." "NIBBLES NOW." "YOUGUYSHEARDOFONION" "NIBBLES NOW." "YOUGUYSHEARDOFONION RINGS?" "YOUGUYSHEARDOFONION RINGS?" "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM." "RINGS?" "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM." "HOW MUCH ARE THE ONION RINGS?" "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM." "HOW MUCH ARE THE ONION RINGS?" "25 CENTS A RING?" "HOW MUCH ARE THE ONION RINGS?" "25 CENTS A RING?" "WEDON'TDO IT THATWAY ." "25 CENTS A RING?" "WEDON'TDO IT THATWAY ." "LET'SGET200." "WEDON'TDO IT THATWAY ." "LET'SGET200." "GIVEME200ONIONRINGS," "LET'SGET200." "GIVEME200ONIONRINGS, SPLIT IT FOUR WAYS PAYING, QUIT" "GIVEME200ONIONRINGS, SPLIT IT FOUR WAYS PAYING, QUIT CHECKING OUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S" "SPLIT IT FOUR WAYS PAYING, QUIT CHECKING OUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S RACK." "CHECKING OUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S RACK." "SHE'S BEING SHY, ISN'T IT GREAT?" "RACK." "SHE'S BEING SHY, ISN'T IT GREAT?" "SHE'S BEING SHY." "SHE'S BEING SHY, ISN'T IT GREAT?" "SHE'S BEING SHY." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME." "SHE'S BEING SHY." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME." "MYNAME" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME." "MYNAME--  NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "MYNAME--  NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "I ASKED HIM." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "I ASKED HIM." "IFSHE'SSHY." "I ASKED HIM." "IFSHE'SSHY." "IT'SGOODTO BE SHY." "IFSHE'SSHY." "IT'SGOODTO BE SHY." "MYGIRLLIKESYOURGIRL ,THEY" "IT'SGOODTO BE SHY." "MYGIRLLIKESYOURGIRL ,THEY  SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS NOW." "MYGIRLLIKESYOURGIRL ,THEY  SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS NOW." "DOYOUWANTTOBEBEST" "SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS NOW." "DOYOUWANTTOBEBEST FRIENDS WITH THAT GIRL?" "DOYOUWANTTOBEBEST FRIENDS WITH THAT GIRL?" "IREALLYTHINKSO." "FRIENDS WITH THAT GIRL?" "IREALLYTHINKSO." "GENE,YOUCRAZY,THAT'SOUR" "IREALLYTHINKSO." "GENE,YOUCRAZY,THAT'SOUR GIRLFRIENDS, THEY'RE BEST" "GENE,YOUCRAZY,THAT'SOUR GIRLFRIENDS, THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS." "GIRLFRIENDS, THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS." "IT'SBEENGREATRUNNINGINTO" "FRIENDS." "IT'SBEENGREATRUNNINGINTO  YOU." "IT'SBEENGREATRUNNINGINTO  YOU." "WHOAWHOAWHOA,SHE 'SA" "YOU." "WHOAWHOAWHOA,SHE 'SA SINGER." "WHOAWHOAWHOA,SHE 'SA SINGER." "IHAVEASINGER,IHAVEA" "SINGER." "IHAVEASINGER,IHAVEA  SONG CALLED BANANA." "IHAVEASINGER,IHAVEA  SONG CALLED BANANA." "IT'SA CRAZYHOTSONG." "SONG CALLED BANANA." "IT'SA CRAZYHOTSONG." "♪ GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLS" "IT'SA CRAZYHOTSONG." "♪ GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLS TONIGHT HAVING FUN WITH MY GIRLS" "♪ GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLS TONIGHT HAVING FUN WITH MY GIRLS TONIGHT ♪" "TONIGHT HAVING FUN WITH MY GIRLS TONIGHT ♪ ♪ BIG BANANA LONG BANANA SHORT" "TONIGHT ♪ ♪ BIG BANANA LONG BANANA SHORT BANANA WHITE BANANA ♪" "♪ BIG BANANA LONG BANANA SHORT BANANA WHITE BANANA ♪ ♪ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO," "BANANA WHITE BANANA ♪ ♪ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, BANANA ♪" "♪ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, BANANA ♪ HOWGOODIS THAT?" "BANANA ♪ HOWGOODIS THAT?" "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BONER RIGHT" "HOWGOODIS THAT?" "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD JUST KILL" "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF." "NOW, YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF." "NO,I 'MGOOD." "YOURSELF." "NO,I 'MGOOD." "DOESTHATMEANYOU HAVEONE?" "NO,I 'MGOOD." "DOESTHATMEANYOU HAVEONE?" "HANGONHERE." "DOESTHATMEANYOU HAVEONE?" "HANGONHERE." "WHO IS THIS GUY LOOKING AT US?" "HANGONHERE." "WHO IS THIS GUY LOOKING AT US?" "I'MYOURWAITER,REMEMBER?" "WHO IS THIS GUY LOOKING AT US?" "I'MYOURWAITER,REMEMBER?" "YOU JUST ORDERED 200 ONION" "I'MYOURWAITER,REMEMBER?" "YOU JUST ORDERED 200 ONION RINGS." "YOU JUST ORDERED 200 ONION RINGS." "YOUKNOWWHAT,ITHINKYOU" "RINGS." "YOUKNOWWHAT,ITHINKYOU WANT TO KISS MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT" "YOUKNOWWHAT,ITHINKYOU WANT TO KISS MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, LIKE I'M THE" "WANT TO KISS MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, LIKE I'M THE JOKE OF THE DAY." "IN FRONT OF ME, LIKE I'M THE JOKE OF THE DAY." "I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU." "JOKE OF THE DAY." "I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU." "COME HERE." "I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU." "COME HERE." "ISTHISAN ONIONRING?" "COME HERE." "ISTHISAN ONIONRING?" "I DON'T WANT THIS, I CAN'T HAVE" "ISTHISAN ONIONRING?" "I DON'T WANT THIS, I CAN'T HAVE ONION." "I DON'T WANT THIS, I CAN'T HAVE ONION." "NOWWHAT?" "ONION." "NOWWHAT?" "LET'SGIVETHEMTOHER." "NOWWHAT?" "LET'SGIVETHEMTOHER." "SHE'LLEATTHEM." "LET'SGIVETHEMTOHER." "SHE'LLEATTHEM." "YEAH,WE'LLJUSTALL HANGOUT" "SHE'LLEATTHEM." "YEAH,WE'LLJUSTALL HANGOUT WHILE SHE EATS THESE ONION" "YEAH,WE'LLJUSTALL HANGOUT WHILE SHE EATS THESE ONION RINGS." "WHILE SHE EATS THESE ONION RINGS." "AND WHEN SHE'S DONE, WE'LL ALL" "RINGS." "AND WHEN SHE'S DONE, WE'LL ALL LEAVE." "AND WHEN SHE'S DONE, WE'LL ALL LEAVE." "EAT' EM,EAT'EMUP." "LEAVE." "EAT' EM,EAT'EMUP." "ONE,TWO." "EAT' EM,EAT'EMUP." "ONE,TWO." "COMEON." "ONE,TWO." "COMEON." "♪" "COMEON." "♪ YOU'REWATCHINGTNTMOVIES." "♪ YOU'REWATCHINGTNTMOVIES." "NOW BACK TO THE 1983 CLASSIC," "YOU'REWATCHINGTNTMOVIES." "NOW BACK TO THE 1983 CLASSIC, "ESCAPE FROM JUNGLE ISLAND."" "NOW BACK TO THE 1983 CLASSIC, "ESCAPE FROM JUNGLE ISLAND." DR.BONESDR.BONES,LOOK ," ""ESCAPE FROM JUNGLE ISLAND." DR.BONESDR.BONES,LOOK , THE FORBIDDEN TEMPLE OF LOST" "DR.BONESDR.BONES,LOOK , THE FORBIDDEN TEMPLE OF LOST SOULS." "THE FORBIDDEN TEMPLE OF LOST SOULS." "EXCELLENTWORK,SHORTLONG." "SOULS." "EXCELLENTWORK,SHORTLONG." "AND YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT" "EXCELLENTWORK,SHORTLONG." "AND YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT TRANSLATOR MRS. REESE." "AND YOU ARE AN EXCELLENT TRANSLATOR MRS. REESE." "ACTUALLY,IT'SMISSREESE," "TRANSLATOR MRS. REESE." "ACTUALLY,IT'SMISSREESE, DR. BONES." "ACTUALLY,IT'SMISSREESE, DR. BONES." "I HOPE WE SHARE MANY MORE" "DR. BONES." "I HOPE WE SHARE MANY MORE ADVENTURES TOGETHER." "I HOPE WE SHARE MANY MORE ADVENTURES TOGETHER." "WELL,LET'SKEEPIT" "ADVENTURES TOGETHER." "WELL,LET'SKEEPIT PROFESSIONAL MISS REESE." "WELL,LET'SKEEPIT PROFESSIONAL MISS REESE." "WE HAVE TO RETRIEVE THE" "PROFESSIONAL MISS REESE." "WE HAVE TO RETRIEVE THE PRICELESS YULU-YULU CRYSTAL AND" "WE HAVE TO RETRIEVE THE PRICELESS YULU-YULU CRYSTAL AND GET OFF THE JUNGLE." "PRICELESS YULU-YULU CRYSTAL AND GET OFF THE JUNGLE." "OKAY, SO THERE HAS TO BE A LEVER" "GET OFF THE JUNGLE." "OKAY, SO THERE HAS TO BE A LEVER AROUND HERE, THERE'S ALWAYS A" "OKAY, SO THERE HAS TO BE A LEVER AROUND HERE, THERE'S ALWAYS A LEVER." "AROUND HERE, THERE'S ALWAYS A LEVER." "OOMBA,OOMBA,OOMBA,OOMBA!" "LEVER." "OOMBA,OOMBA,OOMBA,OOMBA!" "[ SCREAMING ]" "OOMBA,OOMBA,OOMBA,OOMBA!" "[ SCREAMING ] DR.BONES,DR.BONES,I'VE" "[ SCREAMING ] DR.BONES,DR.BONES,I'VE  BEEN HIT BY A POISONOUS DART." "DR.BONES,DR.BONES,I'VE  BEEN HIT BY A POISONOUS DART." "SHORTLONGNO ." "BEEN HIT BY A POISONOUS DART." "SHORTLONGNO ." "THISISTHEEND OFTHELINE" "SHORTLONGNO ." "THISISTHEEND OFTHELINE FOR ME, DR. BONES, I'M A GONER." "THISISTHEEND OFTHELINE FOR ME, DR. BONES, I'M A GONER." "SHORTTALL,NO YOUSTILLHAVE" "FOR ME, DR. BONES, I'M A GONER." "SHORTTALL,NO YOUSTILLHAVE  A CHANCE." "SHORTTALL,NO YOUSTILLHAVE  A CHANCE." "I'LL SUCK THE POISON OUT." "A CHANCE." "I'LL SUCK THE POISON OUT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "I'LL SUCK THE POISON OUT." "[ LAUGHTER ] OHSWEETKISSES." "[ LAUGHTER ] OHSWEETKISSES." "AW,THERE." "OHSWEETKISSES." "AW,THERE." "FEEL BETTER SHORT LONG?" "AW,THERE." "FEEL BETTER SHORT LONG?" "DR.BONES,YOUSAVEDMYLIFE." "FEEL BETTER SHORT LONG?" "DR.BONES,YOUSAVEDMYLIFE." "WELL,YOUKNOW,I'D DOTHE" "DR.BONES,YOUSAVEDMYLIFE." "WELL,YOUKNOW,I'D DOTHE SAME FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS." "WELL,YOUKNOW,I'D DOTHE SAME FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS." "REALLY?" "SAME FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS." "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "OH, NO." "REALLY?" "OH, NO." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OH, NO." "[ LAUGHTER ] I'M HIT TOO, I'M HIT RIGHT ON MY" "[ LAUGHTER ] I'M HIT TOO, I'M HIT RIGHT ON MY SOFT LIPS." "I'M HIT TOO, I'M HIT RIGHT ON MY SOFT LIPS." "YOU BOTH HEARD IT." "SOFT LIPS." "YOU BOTH HEARD IT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "YOU BOTH HEARD IT." "[ LAUGHTER ] IDON'TSEEADART" "[ LAUGHTER ] IDON'TSEEADART  MISS REESE." "IDON'TSEEADART  MISS REESE." "YEAHBUTYOU'REJUSTAGUIDE ," "MISS REESE." "YEAHBUTYOU'REJUSTAGUIDE , MAYBE DR. BONES SHOULD LOOK." "YEAHBUTYOU'REJUSTAGUIDE , MAYBE DR. BONES SHOULD LOOK." "ITWASPROBABLYJUSTA" "MAYBE DR. BONES SHOULD LOOK." "ITWASPROBABLYJUSTA MOSQUITO." "ITWASPROBABLYJUSTA MOSQUITO." "BALI,BALI,BALI,BALI!" "MOSQUITO." "BALI,BALI,BALI,BALI!" "[ SCREAMING ]" "BALI,BALI,BALI,BALI!" "[ SCREAMING ] I'MHIT." "[ SCREAMING ] I'MHIT." "I'M HIT RIGHT IN THE CHEST." "I'MHIT." "I'M HIT RIGHT IN THE CHEST." "I'LLSUCKIT OUT,ME." "I'M HIT RIGHT IN THE CHEST." "I'LLSUCKIT OUT,ME." "NO,NO,NO !" "I'LLSUCKIT OUT,ME." "NO,NO,NO !" "I'MHIT." "NO,NO,NO !" "I'MHIT." "I'M HIT." "I'MHIT." "I'M HIT." "RIGHT IN THE CHEST." "I'M HIT." "RIGHT IN THE CHEST." "DR.BONESSAVEDMYLIFE ,NOW" "RIGHT IN THE CHEST." "DR.BONESSAVEDMYLIFE ,NOW I MUST RETURN THE FAVOR THAT'S" "DR.BONESSAVEDMYLIFE ,NOW I MUST RETURN THE FAVOR THAT'S GUY CODE." "I MUST RETURN THE FAVOR THAT'S GUY CODE." "NO,BUTICALLEDIT." "GUY CODE." "NO,BUTICALLEDIT." "SHORTTALL,DO YOUSEE THE" "NO,BUTICALLEDIT." "SHORTTALL,DO YOUSEE THE  WOUND?" "SHORTTALL,DO YOUSEE THE  WOUND?" "NOTYET." "WOUND?" "NOTYET." "HOWABOUTNOW?" "NOTYET." "HOWABOUTNOW?" "NOTYET." "HOWABOUTNOW?" "NOTYET." "HOWABOUTNOW?" "NOTYET." "HOWABOUTNOW?" "OHYEAH,IT HITYOU RIGHTON" "HOWABOUTNOW?" "OHYEAH,IT HITYOU RIGHTON THE NIPPLE." "OHYEAH,IT HITYOU RIGHTON THE NIPPLE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "THE NIPPLE." "[ LAUGHTER ] NO!" "[ LAUGHTER ] NO!" "QUICK,QUICK,GETTHE POISON" "NO!" "QUICK,QUICK,GETTHE POISON OUT USING YOUR MOUTH SHORT TALL." "QUICK,QUICK,GETTHE POISON OUT USING YOUR MOUTH SHORT TALL." "GOODIDEA." "OUT USING YOUR MOUTH SHORT TALL." "GOODIDEA." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "GOODIDEA." "[ LAUGHTER ] WAIT,WAIT." "[ LAUGHTER ] WAIT,WAIT." "WHAT IF YOU BLOW INTO THAT" "WAIT,WAIT." "WHAT IF YOU BLOW INTO THAT NIPPLE WHILE I SUCK ON THE OTHER" "WHAT IF YOU BLOW INTO THAT NIPPLE WHILE I SUCK ON THE OTHER ONE." "NIPPLE WHILE I SUCK ON THE OTHER ONE." "WILL THAT WORK?" "ONE." "WILL THAT WORK?" "CAN WE TRY THAT, PLEASE?" "WILL THAT WORK?" "CAN WE TRY THAT, PLEASE?" "I'MALREADYDONE." "CAN WE TRY THAT, PLEASE?" "I'MALREADYDONE." "SHORTLONGYOUARE ATRUE" "I'MALREADYDONE." "SHORTLONGYOUARE ATRUE  FRIEND." "SHORTLONGYOUARE ATRUE  FRIEND." "AREYOUSUREYOU GOT ALL THE" "FRIEND." "AREYOUSUREYOU GOT ALL THE  POISON?" "AREYOUSUREYOU GOT ALL THE  POISON?" "SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK TO MAKE" "POISON?" "SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK TO MAKE SURE." "SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK TO MAKE SURE." "GOODIDEAMISSREESE." "SURE." "GOODIDEAMISSREESE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "GOODIDEAMISSREESE." "[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]" "[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,I GOTIT ALL." "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,I GOTIT ALL." "ALLRIGHT." "YEAH,I GOTIT ALL." "ALLRIGHT." "NOW LET'S GET THIS DOOR OPEN AND" "ALLRIGHT." "NOW LET'S GET THIS DOOR OPEN AND RETRIEVE THAT CRYSTAL." "NOW LET'S GET THIS DOOR OPEN AND RETRIEVE THAT CRYSTAL." "FITY,FITY,FITY,FITY,FEE!" "RETRIEVE THAT CRYSTAL." "FITY,FITY,FITY,FITY,FEE!" "[ SCREAMING ]" "FITY,FITY,FITY,FITY,FEE!" "[ SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHTER ]" "[ SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHTER ] HEHITME IN THEREAR." "[ LAUGHTER ] HEHITME IN THEREAR." "DIBS,I GOTDIBS." "HEHITME IN THEREAR." "DIBS,I GOTDIBS." "NO,NO,MISSREID,I'MCLOSER" "DIBS,I GOTDIBS." "NO,NO,MISSREID,I'MCLOSER TO DR. BONES, BY THE TIME YOU" "NO,NO,MISSREID,I'MCLOSER TO DR. BONES, BY THE TIME YOU GET OVER HERE, THE POISON WILL" "TO DR. BONES, BY THE TIME YOU GET OVER HERE, THE POISON WILL ENTER INTO HIS BLOOD STREAM." "GET OVER HERE, THE POISON WILL ENTER INTO HIS BLOOD STREAM." "HE'SRIGHTMISSREESEI" "ENTER INTO HIS BLOOD STREAM." "HE'SRIGHTMISSREESEI APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP" "HE'SRIGHTMISSREESEI APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP BUT IT HAS TO BE SHORT TALL." "APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP BUT IT HAS TO BE SHORT TALL." "HE'S SLIGHTLY CLOSER AND TIME IS" "BUT IT HAS TO BE SHORT TALL." "HE'S SLIGHTLY CLOSER AND TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE." "HE'S SLIGHTLY CLOSER AND TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "OF THE ESSENCE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ICANHOLDHIS BUTTFIRMLY" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ICANHOLDHIS BUTTFIRMLY FOR YOU, YOU KNOW, SO YOU CAN" "ICANHOLDHIS BUTTFIRMLY FOR YOU, YOU KNOW, SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON GETTING THE POISON OUT." "FOR YOU, YOU KNOW, SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON GETTING THE POISON OUT." "OH,THERE'SSO MUCHPOISON," "FOCUS ON GETTING THE POISON OUT." "OH,THERE'SSO MUCHPOISON, DR. BONES!" "OH,THERE'SSO MUCHPOISON, DR. BONES!" "DON'TSTOPSUCKINGSHORTLONG" "DR. BONES!" "DON'TSTOPSUCKINGSHORTLONG  UNTIL YOU'VE GOTTEN IT ALL OUT." "DON'TSTOPSUCKINGSHORTLONG  UNTIL YOU'VE GOTTEN IT ALL OUT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "UNTIL YOU'VE GOTTEN IT ALL OUT." "[ LAUGHTER ] WECOULDTAKESHIFTS." "[ LAUGHTER ] WECOULDTAKESHIFTS." "I'LL GO NOW AND YOU GO WHEN I'M" "WECOULDTAKESHIFTS." "I'LL GO NOW AND YOU GO WHEN I'M DONE TOMORROW." "I'LL GO NOW AND YOU GO WHEN I'M DONE TOMORROW." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "DONE TOMORROW." "[ LAUGHTER ] ALREADYDONE." "[ LAUGHTER ] ALREADYDONE." "BOY IT WAS HARD TO GET A GOOD" "ALREADYDONE." "BOY IT WAS HARD TO GET A GOOD SEAL BECAUSE THE SKIN IS SO" "BOY IT WAS HARD TO GET A GOOD SEAL BECAUSE THE SKIN IS SO TIGHT." "SEAL BECAUSE THE SKIN IS SO TIGHT." "WHY." "TIGHT." "WHY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHY." "[ LAUGHTER ] IOWEYOUONE SHORTTALL ." "[ LAUGHTER ] IOWEYOUONE SHORTTALL ." "DALI,DALI,DALI,DALI!" "IOWEYOUONE SHORTTALL ." "DALI,DALI,DALI,DALI!" "WAIT,WAIT!" "DALI,DALI,DALI,DALI!" "WAIT,WAIT!" "AIM OVER HERE, AND I'LL MAKE YOU" "WAIT,WAIT!" "AIM OVER HERE, AND I'LL MAKE YOU A VERY RICH WOMAN." "AIM OVER HERE, AND I'LL MAKE YOU A VERY RICH WOMAN." "[ SCREAMING ]" "A VERY RICH WOMAN." "[ SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHTER ]" "[ SCREAMING ] [ LAUGHTER ] WEBOTHWERESHOTRIGHT" "[ LAUGHTER ] WEBOTHWERESHOTRIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS." "WEBOTHWERESHOTRIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS." "ANDITALLFALLSONME ," "BETWEEN THE LEGS." "ANDITALLFALLSONME , BECAUSE ONLY ONE CAN BE SAVED." "ANDITALLFALLSONME , BECAUSE ONLY ONE CAN BE SAVED." "FAREWELL BRAVE SHORT TALL." "BECAUSE ONLY ONE CAN BE SAVED." "FAREWELL BRAVE SHORT TALL." "NO,NO,NO ,WE CANSAVEEACH" "FAREWELL BRAVE SHORT TALL." "NO,NO,NO ,WE CANSAVEEACH  OTHER SHORT LONG, QUICK." "NO,NO,NO ,WE CANSAVEEACH  OTHER SHORT LONG, QUICK." "CARTWHEEL UP TO ME." "OTHER SHORT LONG, QUICK." "CARTWHEEL UP TO ME." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "CARTWHEEL UP TO ME." "[ LAUGHTER ] IWANTTO BE IN THERE." "[ LAUGHTER ] IWANTTO BE IN THERE." "LET ME IN, PLEASE." "IWANTTO BE IN THERE." "LET ME IN, PLEASE." "WE'LLBEWITHYOU IN" "LET ME IN, PLEASE." "WE'LLBEWITHYOU IN 15 MINUTES." "WE'LLBEWITHYOU IN 15 MINUTES." "IWANTTO BE IN THERE." "15 MINUTES." "IWANTTO BE IN THERE." "NO, DR. BONES." "IWANTTO BE IN THERE." "NO, DR. BONES." "DR. BONES." "NO, DR. BONES." "DR. BONES." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "DR. BONES." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ABRAMS,YOU'REUP ." "♪ ABRAMS,YOU'REUP ." "KEG STAND." "ABRAMS,YOU'REUP ." "KEG STAND." "OH,YEAH." "KEG STAND." "OH,YEAH." "DRINK,DRINK,DRINK,DRINK," "OH,YEAH." "DRINK,DRINK,DRINK,DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK." "DRINK,DRINK,DRINK,DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK." "WHOA!" "DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK." "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WHAT?" "WHOA!" "WHAT?" "AREYOUBALD?" "WHAT?" "AREYOUBALD?" "NO." "AREYOUBALD?" "NO." "♪" "NO." "♪ HEY." "♪ HEY." "SORRY ABOUT BACK THERE." "HEY." "SORRY ABOUT BACK THERE." "IT JUST SUCKS, NO ONE WANTS TO" "SORRY ABOUT BACK THERE." "IT JUST SUCKS, NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE BALD GUY IN THE FRAT." "IT JUST SUCKS, NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE BALD GUY IN THE FRAT." "IKNOW." "BE THE BALD GUY IN THE FRAT." "IKNOW." "THAT'S WHY I USE THIS, BROGAINE." "IKNOW." "THAT'S WHY I USE THIS, BROGAINE." "YOUKNOW,IWAS LIKEYOU" "THAT'S WHY I USE THIS, BROGAINE." "YOUKNOW,IWAS LIKEYOU ONCE." "YOUKNOW,IWAS LIKEYOU ONCE." "I FELT LIKE A CREEP AROUND" "ONCE." "I FELT LIKE A CREEP AROUND CAMPUS." "I FELT LIKE A CREEP AROUND CAMPUS." "I COULDN'T EVEN GET ANYONE TO" "CAMPUS." "I COULDN'T EVEN GET ANYONE TO CHECK MY FAKE I.D." "I COULDN'T EVEN GET ANYONE TO CHECK MY FAKE I.D. THAT'SNOTNECESSARY,SIR ." "CHECK MY FAKE I.D. THAT'SNOTNECESSARY,SIR ." "YOUNGMAN,HAVEYOURI.D. OUT" "THAT'SNOTNECESSARY,SIR ." "YOUNGMAN,HAVEYOURI.D. OUT AND READY." "YOUNGMAN,HAVEYOURI.D. OUT AND READY." "THAT'SWHENTHEDOCTORTOLD" "AND READY." "THAT'SWHENTHEDOCTORTOLD  ME ABOUT BROGAINE." "THAT'SWHENTHEDOCTORTOLD  ME ABOUT BROGAINE." "HE EXPLAINED PREMATURE BALDING" "ME ABOUT BROGAINE." "HE EXPLAINED PREMATURE BALDING CAN BE CAUSED BY STRESS, BROUGHT" "HE EXPLAINED PREMATURE BALDING CAN BE CAUSED BY STRESS, BROUGHT ON BY THINGS LIKE MIDTERMS," "CAN BE CAUSED BY STRESS, BROUGHT ON BY THINGS LIKE MIDTERMS, NERDS, THINK YOUR FRAT DOG MAY" "ON BY THINGS LIKE MIDTERMS, NERDS, THINK YOUR FRAT DOG MAY BE AN ALCOHOLIC." "NERDS, THINK YOUR FRAT DOG MAY BE AN ALCOHOLIC." "AND YOU CHANTED THE N WORD IN A" "BE AN ALCOHOLIC." "AND YOU CHANTED THE N WORD IN A VIRAL VIDEO." "AND YOU CHANTED THE N WORD IN A VIRAL VIDEO." "BROGAINE FIGHTS HAIR LOSS BY" "VIRAL VIDEO." "BROGAINE FIGHTS HAIR LOSS BY COMBINING MONOXIDIL, CREOTINE." "BROGAINE FIGHTS HAIR LOSS BY COMBINING MONOXIDIL, CREOTINE." "SOITDOESWORK?" "COMBINING MONOXIDIL, CREOTINE." "SOITDOESWORK?" "ITWORKEDFORME." "SOITDOESWORK?" "ITWORKEDFORME." "DOCTOR?" "ITWORKEDFORME." "DOCTOR?" "AREWEDOINGTHIS?" "DOCTOR?" "AREWEDOINGTHIS?" "HE'SNICE." "AREWEDOINGTHIS?" "HE'SNICE." "LADIESANDGENTLEMEN," "HE'SNICE." "LADIESANDGENTLEMEN, GEORGE EZRA." "LADIESANDGENTLEMEN, GEORGE EZRA." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "GEORGE EZRA." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ MY HOUSE IN BUDAPEST" "♪ ♪ MY HOUSE IN BUDAPEST MY MY HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST" "♪ MY HOUSE IN BUDAPEST MY MY HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST GOLDEN GRAND PIANO" "MY MY HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST GOLDEN GRAND PIANO MY BEAUTIFUL CASTILLO M" "GOLDEN GRAND PIANO MY BEAUTIFUL CASTILLO M ♪ YOU OOH YOU" "MY BEAUTIFUL CASTILLO M ♪ YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪" "♪ YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ MY ACRES OF A LAND" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ MY ACRES OF A LAND THAT I'VE ACHIEVED" "♪ MY ACRES OF A LAND THAT I'VE ACHIEVED IT MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO" "THAT I'VE ACHIEVED IT MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO STOP AND BELIEVE ♪" "IT MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO STOP AND BELIEVE ♪ ♪ BUT FOR YOU OOH YOU" "STOP AND BELIEVE ♪ ♪ BUT FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL" "♪ BUT FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL OOH FOR YOU OOH YOU" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL OOH FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪" "OOH FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND GIVE ME" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON" "♪ AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER" "ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪" "WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME" "MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS" "♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪" "THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ MY MANY ARTIFACTS" "WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ MY MANY ARTIFACTS THE LIST GOES ON" "♪ MY MANY ARTIFACTS THE LIST GOES ON IF YOU JUST SAY THE WORDS" "THE LIST GOES ON IF YOU JUST SAY THE WORDS I I'LL UP AND RUN ♪" "IF YOU JUST SAY THE WORDS I I'LL UP AND RUN ♪ ♪ OH TO YOU OOH YOU" "I I'LL UP AND RUN ♪ ♪ OH TO YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL" "♪ OH TO YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL OH TO YOU OOH OH" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL OH TO YOU OOH OH OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪" "OH TO YOU OOH OH OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND GIVE ME" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON" "♪ AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER" "ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪" "WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME" "MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS" "♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪" "THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ GIVE ME ONE" "WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON" "♪ GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER" "GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪" "WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME" "MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS" "♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪" "THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪" "WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ ♪ MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY" "♪ ♪ MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND" "♪ MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY FEAR THEY'D LOSE SO MUCH" "THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY FEAR THEY'D LOSE SO MUCH IF YOU TAKE MY HAND ♪" "THEY FEAR THEY'D LOSE SO MUCH IF YOU TAKE MY HAND ♪ ♪ BUT FOR YOU OOH YOU" "IF YOU TAKE MY HAND ♪ ♪ BUT FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LOSE IT ALL" "♪ BUT FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LOSE IT ALL OH FOR YOU OOH YOU" "OOH I'D LOSE IT ALL OH FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LOSE IT ALL ♪" "OH FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LOSE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND GIVE ME" "OOH I'D LOSE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON" "♪ AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER" "ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪" "WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME" "MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS" "♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪" "THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ GIVE ME" "WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON" "♪ GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER" "ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪" "WHY I SHOULD NEVER MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME" "MAKE A CHANGE ♪ ♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS" "♪ BABY IF YOU HOLD ME THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪" "THEN ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ MY HOUSE IN BUDAPEST" "WILL GO AWAY ♪ ♪ MY HOUSE IN BUDAPEST MY MY HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST" "♪ MY HOUSE IN BUDAPEST MY MY HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST GOLDEN GRAND PIANO" "MY MY HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST GOLDEN GRAND PIANO MY BEAUTIFUL CASTILLO ♪" "GOLDEN GRAND PIANO MY BEAUTIFUL CASTILLO ♪ ♪ YOU OOH YOU" "MY BEAUTIFUL CASTILLO ♪ ♪ YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL" "♪ YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL OH, FOR YOU OOH YOU" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL OH, FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪" "OH, FOR YOU OOH YOU OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "OOH I'D LEAVE IT ALL ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Announcer:" "IT'SWEEKEND" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Announcer:" "IT'SWEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND" "Announcer:" "IT'SWEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE." "UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "MICHAEL CHE." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT'SUP,EVERYBODY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT'SUP,EVERYBODY." "WELCOMETOWEEKENDUPDATE," "WHAT'SUP,EVERYBODY." "WELCOMETOWEEKENDUPDATE, I'M MICHAEL CHE." "WELCOMETOWEEKENDUPDATE, I'M MICHAEL CHE." "I'MCOLINJOST." "I'M MICHAEL CHE." "I'MCOLINJOST." "AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP" "I'MCOLINJOST." "AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES." "AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES." "THEGOVERNOROF INDIANAHAS" "STORIES." "THEGOVERNOROF INDIANAHAS  SIGNED A NEW LAW ALLOWING" "THEGOVERNOROF INDIANAHAS  SIGNED A NEW LAW ALLOWING BUSINESSES TO TURN AWAY GAY AND" "SIGNED A NEW LAW ALLOWING BUSINESSES TO TURN AWAY GAY AND LESBIAN COUPLES, SAYING IT'S" "BUSINESSES TO TURN AWAY GAY AND LESBIAN COUPLES, SAYING IT'S PART OF THEIR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM." "LESBIAN COUPLES, SAYING IT'S PART OF THEIR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM." "YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL WHICH" "PART OF THEIR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM." "YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL WHICH STORES ARE SUPPORTING THE NEW" "YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL WHICH STORES ARE SUPPORTING THE NEW LAW, BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE THESE" "STORES ARE SUPPORTING THE NEW LAW, BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE THESE HELPFUL LITTLE SIGNS." "LAW, BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE THESE HELPFUL LITTLE SIGNS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "HELPFUL LITTLE SIGNS." "[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEHEADOF THEHOUSE" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEHEADOF THEHOUSE COMMITTEE INVESTIGATING THE" "THEHEADOF THEHOUSE COMMITTEE INVESTIGATING THE BENGHAZI ATTACK SAID FRIDAY THAT" "COMMITTEE INVESTIGATING THE BENGHAZI ATTACK SAID FRIDAY THAT HILLARY CLINTON WIPED HER" "BENGHAZI ATTACK SAID FRIDAY THAT HILLARY CLINTON WIPED HER PERSONAL E-MAIL SERVER CLEAN," "HILLARY CLINTON WIPED HER PERSONAL E-MAIL SERVER CLEAN, PERMANENTLY DELETING ALL HER" "PERSONAL E-MAIL SERVER CLEAN, PERMANENTLY DELETING ALL HER E-MAILS." "PERMANENTLY DELETING ALL HER E-MAILS." "SO AT LEAST ONE CLINTON HAS" "E-MAILS." "SO AT LEAST ONE CLINTON HAS LEARNED HOW TO WIPE SOMETHING" "SO AT LEAST ONE CLINTON HAS LEARNED HOW TO WIPE SOMETHING CLEAN." "LEARNED HOW TO WIPE SOMETHING CLEAN." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "CLEAN." "[ LAUGHTER ] ANEWJUSTICEDEPARTMENT" "[ LAUGHTER ] ANEWJUSTICEDEPARTMENT REPORT CLAIMS THAT AMERICAN DEA" "ANEWJUSTICEDEPARTMENT REPORT CLAIMS THAT AMERICAN DEA AGENTS IN COLOMBIA PARTICIPATED" "REPORT CLAIMS THAT AMERICAN DEA AGENTS IN COLOMBIA PARTICIPATED IN SEX PARTIES WITH PROSTITUTES" "AGENTS IN COLOMBIA PARTICIPATED IN SEX PARTIES WITH PROSTITUTES HIRED BY DRUG CARTELS." "IN SEX PARTIES WITH PROSTITUTES HIRED BY DRUG CARTELS." "IN RESPONSE TO THIS INCREDIBLY" "HIRED BY DRUG CARTELS." "IN RESPONSE TO THIS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR, THE" "IN RESPONSE TO THIS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR, THE AGENTS HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO" "IRRESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOR, THE AGENTS HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO SECRET SERVICE." "AGENTS HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO SECRET SERVICE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "SECRET SERVICE." "[ LAUGHTER ] TEDCRUZASKEDVOTERSTO" "[ LAUGHTER ] TEDCRUZASKEDVOTERSTO IMAGINE THE COUNTRY WHAT IT" "TEDCRUZASKEDVOTERSTO IMAGINE THE COUNTRY WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH HIM AS THE" "IMAGINE THE COUNTRY WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH HIM AS THE LEADER." "WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH HIM AS THE LEADER." "AND THEN HE REPEATEDLY ASKED" "LEADER." "AND THEN HE REPEATEDLY ASKED VOUTERS TO STOP LAUGHING." "AND THEN HE REPEATEDLY ASKED VOUTERS TO STOP LAUGHING." "HE WAS SERIOUS." "VOUTERS TO STOP LAUGHING." "HE WAS SERIOUS." "HE COULD WIN." "HE WAS SERIOUS." "HE COULD WIN." "FRIDAY,SENATORHARRYREID" "HE COULD WIN." "FRIDAY,SENATORHARRYREID SAID HE CAME TO HIS DECISION TO" "FRIDAY,SENATORHARRYREID SAID HE CAME TO HIS DECISION TO NOT RUN FOR RE-ELECTION WHILE HE" "SAID HE CAME TO HIS DECISION TO NOT RUN FOR RE-ELECTION WHILE HE WAS RECOVERING FROM AN" "NOT RUN FOR RE-ELECTION WHILE HE WAS RECOVERING FROM AN EXERCISING ACCIDENT." "WAS RECOVERING FROM AN EXERCISING ACCIDENT." "THAT'S RIGHT, AN EXERCISING" "EXERCISING ACCIDENT." "THAT'S RIGHT, AN EXERCISING ACCIDENT." "THAT'S RIGHT, AN EXERCISING ACCIDENT." "AND KEV KNITLY NOT ROUGHED UP BY" "ACCIDENT." "AND KEV KNITLY NOT ROUGHED UP BY MITCH McCONNELL." "AND KEV KNITLY NOT ROUGHED UP BY MITCH McCONNELL." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "MITCH McCONNELL." "[ LAUGHTER ] THERUSSIANRUBELSHOWED" "[ LAUGHTER ] THERUSSIANRUBELSHOWED SOME GROWTH THIS WEEK." "THERUSSIANRUBELSHOWED SOME GROWTH THIS WEEK." "HERE TO COMMENT IS" "SOME GROWTH THIS WEEK." "HERE TO COMMENT IS OLYA POVLAVSKY." "HERE TO COMMENT IS OLYA POVLAVSKY." "HELLO,MYNAMEISWHAT ?" "OLYA POVLAVSKY." "HELLO,MYNAMEISWHAT ?" "MY NAME IS WHO?" "HELLO,MYNAMEISWHAT ?" "MY NAME IS WHO?" "MY NAME IS OLYA, OLYA I'M" "MY NAME IS WHO?" "MY NAME IS OLYA, OLYA I'M STARVING." "MY NAME IS OLYA, OLYA I'M STARVING." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "STARVING." "[ LAUGHTER ] OLYA,SOGLADTOHAVE YOU" "[ LAUGHTER ] OLYA,SOGLADTOHAVE YOU BACK." "OLYA,SOGLADTOHAVE YOU BACK." "IT'SMYPLEASURE." "BACK." "IT'SMYPLEASURE." "YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN" "IT'SMYPLEASURE." "YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SNL, I'M LOCAL CELEBRITY" "YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SNL, I'M LOCAL CELEBRITY IN MY VILLAGE." "ON THIS SNL, I'M LOCAL CELEBRITY IN MY VILLAGE." "EVERYWHERE I GO, I'M HOUNDED." "IN MY VILLAGE." "EVERYWHERE I GO, I'M HOUNDED." "YOU'REHANDEDLIKE" "EVERYWHERE I GO, I'M HOUNDED." "YOU'REHANDEDLIKE CELEBRITIES?" "YOU'REHANDEDLIKE CELEBRITIES?" "NO,BYHOUNDS." "CELEBRITIES?" "NO,BYHOUNDS." "I TRICK THEM LIKE THIS." "NO,BYHOUNDS." "I TRICK THEM LIKE THIS." "YOUWOULDBE HAPPYTOBE" "I TRICK THEM LIKE THIS." "YOUWOULDBE HAPPYTOBE DEAD?" "YOUWOULDBE HAPPYTOBE DEAD?" "YES,LIKEALLRUSSIANS,I" "DEAD?" "YES,LIKEALLRUSSIANS,I HAVE BEEN PLANNING MY FUNERAL" "YES,LIKEALLRUSSIANS,I HAVE BEEN PLANNING MY FUNERAL SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL." "HAVE BEEN PLANNING MY FUNERAL SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL." "AS I AM BURIED I WILL HAVE THEM" "SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL." "AS I AM BURIED I WILL HAVE THEM PLAY THE MOST POPULAR FUNERAL" "AS I AM BURIED I WILL HAVE THEM PLAY THE MOST POPULAR FUNERAL SONG IN RUSSIA." "PLAY THE MOST POPULAR FUNERAL SONG IN RUSSIA." "♪ AT LAST" "SONG IN RUSSIA." "♪ AT LAST OLYA,COMEON ,RUSSIACANNOT" "♪ AT LAST OLYA,COMEON ,RUSSIACANNOT BE THAT TERRIBLE?" "OLYA,COMEON ,RUSSIACANNOT BE THAT TERRIBLE?" "50SHADESOF GREYINRUSSIA" "BE THAT TERRIBLE?" "50SHADESOF GREYINRUSSIA IS ABOUT MY TEETH." "50SHADESOF GREYINRUSSIA IS ABOUT MY TEETH." "EVEN EBOLA WOULD NOT COME DO" "IS ABOUT MY TEETH." "EVEN EBOLA WOULD NOT COME DO RUSSIA." "EVEN EBOLA WOULD NOT COME DO RUSSIA." "IT ALMOST CAME, AND THEN IT WAS" "RUSSIA." "IT ALMOST CAME, AND THEN IT WAS LIKE, TOO EASY." "IT ALMOST CAME, AND THEN IT WAS LIKE, TOO EASY." "RUSSIAMUSTBE ON SOMEKIND" "LIKE, TOO EASY." "RUSSIAMUSTBE ON SOMEKIND OF A FINANCIAL UPSWING." "RUSSIAMUSTBE ON SOMEKIND OF A FINANCIAL UPSWING." "THEY PROPOSED BUILDING A" "OF A FINANCIAL UPSWING." "THEY PROPOSED BUILDING A TRILLION DOLLAR SUPERHIGHWAY" "THEY PROPOSED BUILDING A TRILLION DOLLAR SUPERHIGHWAY FROM SIBERIA TO ALASKA." "TRILLION DOLLAR SUPERHIGHWAY FROM SIBERIA TO ALASKA." "WHAT?" "FROM SIBERIA TO ALASKA." "WHAT?" "RUSSIA IS GOING TO BUILD" "WHAT?" "RUSSIA IS GOING TO BUILD TRILLION DOLLAR ROAD?" "RUSSIA IS GOING TO BUILD TRILLION DOLLAR ROAD?" "YEAH, RIGHT, IN YOUR SCREAMS," "TRILLION DOLLAR ROAD?" "YEAH, RIGHT, IN YOUR SCREAMS, RUSSIA." "YEAH, RIGHT, IN YOUR SCREAMS, RUSSIA." "ITHINKYOUMEANINYOUR" "RUSSIA." "ITHINKYOUMEANINYOUR DREAMS." "ITHINKYOUMEANINYOUR DREAMS." "WHATISDREAMS?" "DREAMS." "WHATISDREAMS?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHATISDREAMS?" "[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN,RUSSIA,RUSSIA,WE" "[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN,RUSSIA,RUSSIA,WE CANNOT BUILD TRILLION DOLLAR" "LISTEN,RUSSIA,RUSSIA,WE CANNOT BUILD TRILLION DOLLAR ROAD." "CANNOT BUILD TRILLION DOLLAR ROAD." "WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY." "ROAD." "WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY." "LIKE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO" "WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY." "LIKE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO FISH TO FRY." "LIKE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO FISH TO FRY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "FISH TO FRY." "[ LAUGHTER ] WE CANNOT SPEND THIS MONEY." "[ LAUGHTER ] WE CANNOT SPEND THIS MONEY." "BECAUSE MUCH LIKE KELLY ROWLAND," "WE CANNOT SPEND THIS MONEY." "BECAUSE MUCH LIKE KELLY ROWLAND, WE JUST DON'T HAVE IT." "BECAUSE MUCH LIKE KELLY ROWLAND, WE JUST DON'T HAVE IT." "[ AUDIENCE OHS ]" "WE JUST DON'T HAVE IT." "[ AUDIENCE OHS ] COMEON." "[ AUDIENCE OHS ] COMEON." "OLYA, THAT'S A BAD BURN." "COMEON." "OLYA, THAT'S A BAD BURN." "IHAVETO BURNPEOPLE,COLIN," "OLYA, THAT'S A BAD BURN." "IHAVETO BURNPEOPLE,COLIN, FOR FUN AND FOR WARMTH." "IHAVETO BURNPEOPLE,COLIN, FOR FUN AND FOR WARMTH." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "FOR FUN AND FOR WARMTH." "[ LAUGHTER ] WELL,I KNOWWHATYOU MEAN." "[ LAUGHTER ] WELL,I KNOWWHATYOU MEAN." "IT'S BEEN PRETTY COLD HERE IN" "WELL,I KNOWWHATYOU MEAN." "IT'S BEEN PRETTY COLD HERE IN NEW YORK CITY." "IT'S BEEN PRETTY COLD HERE IN NEW YORK CITY." "IT'S BEEN COLD, RAINY." "NEW YORK CITY." "IT'S BEEN COLD, RAINY." "YOUDON'TKNOWCOLD,IWAS" "IT'S BEEN COLD, RAINY." "YOUDON'TKNOWCOLD,IWAS  BORN INSIDE A FROZEN LAKE." "YOUDON'TKNOWCOLD,IWAS  BORN INSIDE A FROZEN LAKE." "MY MOTHER FELL IN, AND THE SHOCK" "BORN INSIDE A FROZEN LAKE." "MY MOTHER FELL IN, AND THE SHOCK OF COLD POPPED ME OUT." "MY MOTHER FELL IN, AND THE SHOCK OF COLD POPPED ME OUT." "YOU KNOW HOW BABIES CRY WHEN" "OF COLD POPPED ME OUT." "YOU KNOW HOW BABIES CRY WHEN THEY FIRST COME OUT?" "YOU KNOW HOW BABIES CRY WHEN THEY FIRST COME OUT?" "NOT ME, I ROLL MY EYES I SAY" "THEY FIRST COME OUT?" "NOT ME, I ROLL MY EYES I SAY WELL PLAYED, DEVIL." "NOT ME, I ROLL MY EYES I SAY WELL PLAYED, DEVIL." "I HAVE FROSTBITE EVER SINCE." "WELL PLAYED, DEVIL." "I HAVE FROSTBITE EVER SINCE." "THIS IS WHY MY TOES ARE LIKE ONE" "I HAVE FROSTBITE EVER SINCE." "THIS IS WHY MY TOES ARE LIKE ONE DIRECTION, ONLY FOUR LEFT." "THIS IS WHY MY TOES ARE LIKE ONE DIRECTION, ONLY FOUR LEFT." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "DIRECTION, ONLY FOUR LEFT." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALSO, MOSTLY HEAVY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALSO, MOSTLY HEAVY." "IFRUSSIA'SREALLYTHATBAD," "ALSO, MOSTLY HEAVY." "IFRUSSIA'SREALLYTHATBAD,  WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE TO" "IFRUSSIA'SREALLYTHATBAD,  WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE TO AMERICA?" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE TO AMERICA?" "COLIN,AREYOUFLIRTINGWITH" "AMERICA?" "COLIN,AREYOUFLIRTINGWITH  OLYA?" "COLIN,AREYOUFLIRTINGWITH  OLYA?" "IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET?" "OLYA?" "IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET?" "IF THAT'S BANANA, PLEASE GIVE ME" "IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET?" "IF THAT'S BANANA, PLEASE GIVE ME BANANA." "IF THAT'S BANANA, PLEASE GIVE ME BANANA." "OLYAPOVLAVSKI,EVERYONE." "BANANA." "OLYAPOVLAVSKI,EVERYONE." "GEORGEZIMMERMAN,WHOSHOT" "OLYAPOVLAVSKI,EVERYONE." "GEORGEZIMMERMAN,WHOSHOT TRAYVON MARTIN SPOKE OUT FOR THE" "GEORGEZIMMERMAN,WHOSHOT TRAYVON MARTIN SPOKE OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SAYING HE BLAMES" "TRAYVON MARTIN SPOKE OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME SAYING HE BLAMES PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR INSIGHTING" "FIRST TIME SAYING HE BLAMES PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR INSIGHTING RACIAL TENSIONS THAT ERUPTED" "PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR INSIGHTING RACIAL TENSIONS THAT ERUPTED AFTER THE SHOOTING, AT LEAST HE" "RACIAL TENSIONS THAT ERUPTED AFTER THE SHOOTING, AT LEAST HE THINKS IT WAS OBAMA." "AFTER THE SHOOTING, AT LEAST HE THINKS IT WAS OBAMA." "IT WAS PRETTY DARK AT THE TIME." "THINKS IT WAS OBAMA." "IT WAS PRETTY DARK AT THE TIME." "ACCORDINGTOARECENTMEMO ," "IT WAS PRETTY DARK AT THE TIME." "ACCORDINGTOARECENTMEMO , AMERICAN APPAREL WANTS TO STOP" "ACCORDINGTOARECENTMEMO , AMERICAN APPAREL WANTS TO STOP USING WHAT THEY CALL INSTAGRAM" "AMERICAN APPAREL WANTS TO STOP USING WHAT THEY CALL INSTAGRAM HOES FOR THEIR ADS AND INSTEAD" "USING WHAT THEY CALL INSTAGRAM HOES FOR THEIR ADS AND INSTEAD HIRE PROFESSIONAL MODELS." "HOES FOR THEIR ADS AND INSTEAD HIRE PROFESSIONAL MODELS." "GOOD NEWS, THEY'RE STILL GOING" "HIRE PROFESSIONAL MODELS." "GOOD NEWS, THEY'RE STILL GOING TO MAKE THEM UP TO LOOK LIKE" "GOOD NEWS, THEY'RE STILL GOING TO MAKE THEM UP TO LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY HUMAN" "TO MAKE THEM UP TO LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY HUMAN TRAFFICKERS." "THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY HUMAN TRAFFICKERS." "WHEN I SEE ADS FOR AMERICAN" "TRAFFICKERS." "WHEN I SEE ADS FOR AMERICAN APPAREL, I DON'T WANT TO BUY" "WHEN I SEE ADS FOR AMERICAN APPAREL, I DON'T WANT TO BUY CLOTHES, I WANT TO SEE THOSE" "APPAREL, I DON'T WANT TO BUY CLOTHES, I WANT TO SEE THOSE WOMEN RESCUED BY LIAM NEESON." "CLOTHES, I WANT TO SEE THOSE WOMEN RESCUED BY LIAM NEESON." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WOMEN RESCUED BY LIAM NEESON." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OFFICIALSINENGLAND" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OFFICIALSINENGLAND REBURIED REMAINS OF KING RICHARD" "OFFICIALSINENGLAND REBURIED REMAINS OF KING RICHARD III AFTER HIS BONES WERE" "REBURIED REMAINS OF KING RICHARD III AFTER HIS BONES WERE DISCOVERED UNDER A PARKING LOT" "III AFTER HIS BONES WERE DISCOVERED UNDER A PARKING LOT THREE YEARS AGO." "DISCOVERED UNDER A PARKING LOT THREE YEARS AGO." "THIS TIME, EVERYONE REMEMBER," "THREE YEARS AGO." "THIS TIME, EVERYONE REMEMBER, HE'S BURIED IN C8." "THIS TIME, EVERYONE REMEMBER, HE'S BURIED IN C8." "AFTERONLYSIXDAYS," "HE'S BURIED IN C8." "AFTERONLYSIXDAYS, STARBUCKS CANCELED A" "AFTERONLYSIXDAYS, STARBUCKS CANCELED A CONTROVERSIAL CAMPAIGN IN WHICH" "STARBUCKS CANCELED A CONTROVERSIAL CAMPAIGN IN WHICH BARISTAS WOULD WRITE THE SLOGAN" "CONTROVERSIAL CAMPAIGN IN WHICH BARISTAS WOULD WRITE THE SLOGAN "RACE TOGETHER" ON CUPS TO SPARK" "BARISTAS WOULD WRITE THE SLOGAN "RACE TOGETHER" ON CUPS TO SPARK CONVERSATIONS ABOUT RACE" ""RACE TOGETHER" ON CUPS TO SPARK CONVERSATIONS ABOUT RACE RELATIONS." "CONVERSATIONS ABOUT RACE RELATIONS." "I DON'T KNOW HOW DID THEY THINK" "RELATIONS." "I DON'T KNOW HOW DID THEY THINK THAT WAS GOING TO WORK?" "I DON'T KNOW HOW DID THEY THINK THAT WAS GOING TO WORK?" "I MEAN, WERE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK" "THAT WAS GOING TO WORK?" "I MEAN, WERE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT RACE LIKE WE TALK ABOUT" "I MEAN, WERE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT RACE LIKE WE TALK ABOUT SPORTS?" "ABOUT RACE LIKE WE TALK ABOUT SPORTS?" "LIKE, HEY, COLIN, HOW ABOUT" "SPORTS?" "LIKE, HEY, COLIN, HOW ABOUT THOSE BLACKS, HUH?" "LIKE, HEY, COLIN, HOW ABOUT THOSE BLACKS, HUH?" "CAN'T CATCH A BREAK, AM I RIGHT?" "THOSE BLACKS, HUH?" "CAN'T CATCH A BREAK, AM I RIGHT?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "CAN'T CATCH A BREAK, AM I RIGHT?" "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,THEY'VEHADAROUGH" "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,THEY'VEHADAROUGH SEASON, I THINK THE WHITES ARE" "YEAH,THEY'VEHADAROUGH SEASON, I THINK THE WHITES ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL AGAIN THIS" "SEASON, I THINK THE WHITES ARE GOING TO WIN IT ALL AGAIN THIS YEAR." "GOING TO WIN IT ALL AGAIN THIS YEAR." "THEY'RETHEFRONT-RUNNER." "YEAR." "THEY'RETHEFRONT-RUNNER." "YOU KNOW WHO YOU REALLY HAVE TO" "THEY'RETHEFRONT-RUNNER." "YOU KNOW WHO YOU REALLY HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR?" "YOU KNOW WHO YOU REALLY HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR?" "THEMEXICANS." "WATCH OUT FOR?" "THEMEXICANS." "YEAH." "THEMEXICANS." "YEAH." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "YEAH." "[ LAUGHTER ] IKWAENTHEGOINGTOSAY" "[ LAUGHTER ] IKWAENTHEGOINGTOSAY THAT." "IKWAENTHEGOINGTOSAY THAT." "WELL." "THAT." "WELL." "IWASGOINGTOSAYTHAT." "WELL." "IWASGOINGTOSAYTHAT." "THEY'REHAVINGAGOODYEAR ,A" "IWASGOINGTOSAYTHAT." "THEY'REHAVINGAGOODYEAR ,A GOOD FARM SYSTEM." "THEY'REHAVINGAGOODYEAR ,A GOOD FARM SYSTEM." "ACANDYSTOREINLOSANGELES" "GOOD FARM SYSTEM." "ACANDYSTOREINLOSANGELES HAS CREATED A 440 POUND PEANUT" "ACANDYSTOREINLOSANGELES HAS CREATED A 440 POUND PEANUT BUTTERCUP, IT'S CALLED CEE LO." "HAS CREATED A 440 POUND PEANUT BUTTERCUP, IT'S CALLED CEE LO." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "BUTTERCUP, IT'S CALLED CEE LO." "[ LAUGHTER ] ANEWSTUDYSHOWSTHAT A45" "[ LAUGHTER ] ANEWSTUDYSHOWSTHAT A45 MINUTE NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE" "ANEWSTUDYSHOWSTHAT A45 MINUTE NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY CAN ENHANCE A PERSON'S" "MINUTE NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY CAN ENHANCE A PERSON'S MEMORIES." "DAY CAN ENHANCE A PERSON'S MEMORIES." "MEMORIES LIKE, OH, RIGHT, I'M AN" "MEMORIES." "MEMORIES LIKE, OH, RIGHT, I'M AN ALCOHOLIC." "MEMORIES LIKE, OH, RIGHT, I'M AN ALCOHOLIC." "LOUISIANAPOLICEARRESTEDA" "ALCOHOLIC." "LOUISIANAPOLICEARRESTEDA MAN FOR SHOOTING HIS 18-YEAR-OLD" "LOUISIANAPOLICEARRESTEDA MAN FOR SHOOTING HIS 18-YEAR-OLD SON DURING AN ARGUMENT OVER" "MAN FOR SHOOTING HIS 18-YEAR-OLD SON DURING AN ARGUMENT OVER ORANGE JUICE." "SON DURING AN ARGUMENT OVER ORANGE JUICE." "IT'S CONSIDERED THE SECOND WORST" "ORANGE JUICE." "IT'S CONSIDERED THE SECOND WORST CRIME THAT O.J. IS RESPONSIBLE" "IT'S CONSIDERED THE SECOND WORST CRIME THAT O.J. IS RESPONSIBLE FOR." "CRIME THAT O.J. IS RESPONSIBLE FOR." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "FOR." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WELL,IT'SFINALLYSPRING," "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WELL,IT'SFINALLYSPRING, AND I FOR ONE HAVE NOT BEEN IN" "WELL,IT'SFINALLYSPRING, AND I FOR ONE HAVE NOT BEEN IN THE BEST SPIRITS, BUT HERE TO" "AND I FOR ONE HAVE NOT BEEN IN THE BEST SPIRITS, BUT HERE TO CHEER ME UP IS THE MOST" "THE BEST SPIRITS, BUT HERE TO CHEER ME UP IS THE MOST OPTIMISTIC GUY I KNOW, WILLIE." "CHEER ME UP IS THE MOST OPTIMISTIC GUY I KNOW, WILLIE." "HAPPYSPRINGTIME,EVERYBODY." "OPTIMISTIC GUY I KNOW, WILLIE." "HAPPYSPRINGTIME,EVERYBODY." "MY FAVORITE SEASON." "HAPPYSPRINGTIME,EVERYBODY." "MY FAVORITE SEASON." "BIRDS ARE CHIRPING." "MY FAVORITE SEASON." "BIRDS ARE CHIRPING." "IT'S SO NICE I WOULDN'T SLEEP" "BIRDS ARE CHIRPING." "IT'S SO NICE I WOULDN'T SLEEP INDOORS EVEN IF I COULD." "IT'S SO NICE I WOULDN'T SLEEP INDOORS EVEN IF I COULD." "YOUHAVETO SLEEPOUTDOORS?" "INDOORS EVEN IF I COULD." "YOUHAVETO SLEEPOUTDOORS?" "IGETTO ,MICHAEL." "YOUHAVETO SLEEPOUTDOORS?" "IGETTO ,MICHAEL." "ALSO, I HAVE TO." "IGETTO ,MICHAEL." "ALSO, I HAVE TO." "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY, YOU" "ALSO, I HAVE TO." "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY, YOU GAVE YOUR MONEY TO A CONMAN," "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY, YOU GAVE YOUR MONEY TO A CONMAN, WILLIE." "GAVE YOUR MONEY TO A CONMAN, WILLIE." "THAT'SNOTCHEERINGMEUP," "WILLIE." "THAT'SNOTCHEERINGMEUP, I'M SORRY." "THAT'SNOTCHEERINGMEUP, I'M SORRY." "COMEON,MICHAEL." "I'M SORRY." "COMEON,MICHAEL." "SPRING TIME IS THE BEST TIME," "COMEON,MICHAEL." "SPRING TIME IS THE BEST TIME, EASTER WILL BE HERE SOON." "SPRING TIME IS THE BEST TIME, EASTER WILL BE HERE SOON." "REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A" "EASTER WILL BE HERE SOON." "REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, LOOKING FOR" "REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY, LOOKING FOR CHOCOLATE EGGS AROUND THE HOUSE." "LITTLE BOY, LOOKING FOR CHOCOLATE EGGS AROUND THE HOUSE." "GET OUT OF THE LITTER BOX," "CHOCOLATE EGGS AROUND THE HOUSE." "GET OUT OF THE LITTER BOX, WILLIE." "GET OUT OF THE LITTER BOX, WILLIE." "THAT'SDISGUSTING." "WILLIE." "THAT'SDISGUSTING." "COMEON." "THAT'SDISGUSTING." "COMEON." "A LITTLE CAT DUKIE CAN'T HURT" "COMEON." "A LITTLE CAT DUKIE CAN'T HURT YOU." "A LITTLE CAT DUKIE CAN'T HURT YOU." "YEAH,ITCAN." "YOU." "YEAH,ITCAN." "BUTIT'SBASEBALLSEASON," "YEAH,ITCAN." "BUTIT'SBASEBALLSEASON, MICHAEL." "BUTIT'SBASEBALLSEASON, MICHAEL." "WHAT?" "MICHAEL." "WHAT?" "TAKESMEBACKTOWHEN IWAS" "WHAT?" "TAKESMEBACKTOWHEN IWAS  SIX YEARS OLD AND MY DADDY TOOK" "TAKESMEBACKTOWHEN IWAS  SIX YEARS OLD AND MY DADDY TOOK ME DOWN TO YANKEE STADIUM, FOR" "SIX YEARS OLD AND MY DADDY TOOK ME DOWN TO YANKEE STADIUM, FOR MY FIRST BALL GAME." "ME DOWN TO YANKEE STADIUM, FOR MY FIRST BALL GAME." "I WAS SO EXCITED." "MY FIRST BALL GAME." "I WAS SO EXCITED." "HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, SON," "I WAS SO EXCITED." "HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, SON, LOOK OUT THERE AT CENTERFIELD," "HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, SON, LOOK OUT THERE AT CENTERFIELD, THAT'S MICKEY MANTLE." "LOOK OUT THERE AT CENTERFIELD, THAT'S MICKEY MANTLE." "HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER," "THAT'S MICKEY MANTLE." "HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER, AND I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM." "HE'S SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER, AND I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM." "THOSEARETERRIBLEMEMORIES," "AND I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM." "THOSEARETERRIBLEMEMORIES, MAN." "THOSEARETERRIBLEMEMORIES, MAN." "THAT'STHEPOINT,MICHAEL." "MAN." "THAT'STHEPOINT,MICHAEL." "HOWISTHATTHE POINT?" "THAT'STHEPOINT,MICHAEL." "HOWISTHATTHE POINT?" "SPRINGISABOUTNEW" "HOWISTHATTHE POINT?" "SPRINGISABOUTNEW  BEGINNINGS, A FRESH START," "SPRINGISABOUTNEW  BEGINNINGS, A FRESH START, REBIRTH." "BEGINNINGS, A FRESH START, REBIRTH." "OKAY." "REBIRTH." "OKAY." "YOU KNOW WHO LOVED THE SPRING?" "OKAY." "YOU KNOW WHO LOVED THE SPRING?" "WHO?" "YOU KNOW WHO LOVED THE SPRING?" "WHO?" "MYOLDDOGLUCIOUS." "WHO?" "MYOLDDOGLUCIOUS." "I LET HIM OFF THE LEASH, HE" "MYOLDDOGLUCIOUS." "I LET HIM OFF THE LEASH, HE WOULD RUN AS FAR AS HE COULD." "I LET HIM OFF THE LEASH, HE WOULD RUN AS FAR AS HE COULD." "I CAN REMEMBER HIS BARKING" "WOULD RUN AS FAR AS HE COULD." "I CAN REMEMBER HIS BARKING GETTING FAINTER AND FAINTER AS" "I CAN REMEMBER HIS BARKING GETTING FAINTER AND FAINTER AS THOSE WOLVES DRAGGED HIM INTO" "GETTING FAINTER AND FAINTER AS THOSE WOLVES DRAGGED HIM INTO THE WOODS." "THOSE WOLVES DRAGGED HIM INTO THE WOODS." "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY," "THE WOODS." "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY, WOLVES RACE YOUR DOG AGAIN" "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY, WOLVES RACE YOUR DOG AGAIN WILLIE." "WOLVES RACE YOUR DOG AGAIN WILLIE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WILLIE." "[ LAUGHTER ] SONONEOF THESEMEMORIESBUM" "[ LAUGHTER ] SONONEOF THESEMEMORIESBUM YOU OUT?" "SONONEOF THESEMEMORIESBUM YOU OUT?" "IWOULDN'TSAYTHAT" "YOU OUT?" "IWOULDN'TSAYTHAT SPRINGTIME DOES MAKE ME LONELY." "IWOULDN'TSAYTHAT SPRINGTIME DOES MAKE ME LONELY." "I MISS MY WIFE." "SPRINGTIME DOES MAKE ME LONELY." "I MISS MY WIFE." "I'MSORRY." "I MISS MY WIFE." "I'MSORRY." "IBETSHE'DSTILLBEWITHME" "I'MSORRY." "IBETSHE'DSTILLBEWITHME TODAY IF I HAD JUST LISTENED" "IBETSHE'DSTILLBEWITHME TODAY IF I HAD JUST LISTENED WHEN SHE SAID, HIT THE BRAKES," "TODAY IF I HAD JUST LISTENED WHEN SHE SAID, HIT THE BRAKES, WILLIE." "WHEN SHE SAID, HIT THE BRAKES, WILLIE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WILLIE." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOUKNOWWHAT,MICHAEL,IT'S" "[ LAUGHTER ] YOUKNOWWHAT,MICHAEL,IT'S  BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST" "YOUKNOWWHAT,MICHAEL,IT'S  BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO HAVE NEVER WON A DRAG" "BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO HAVE NEVER WON A DRAG RACE." "THAN TO HAVE NEVER WON A DRAG RACE." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "RACE." "[ APPLAUSE ] HEY,MAN,IF YOUEVERGETTOO" "[ APPLAUSE ] HEY,MAN,IF YOUEVERGETTOO LONELY, YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME." "HEY,MAN,IF YOUEVERGETTOO LONELY, YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME." "THAT'SNICEOF YOU,MICHAEL." "LONELY, YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME." "THAT'SNICEOF YOU,MICHAEL." "FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT" "THAT'SNICEOF YOU,MICHAEL." "FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME." "FRIENDSHIP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME." "IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY." "THING IN THE WORLD TO ME." "IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY." "THERE AIN'T NO GOD." "IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY." "THERE AIN'T NO GOD." "WILLIE,EVERYBODY." "THERE AIN'T NO GOD." "WILLIE,EVERYBODY." "THAT'SME." "WILLIE,EVERYBODY." "THAT'SME." "I'MMICHAELCHE." "THAT'SME." "I'MMICHAELCHE." "I'MCOLINJOST." "I'MMICHAELCHE." "I'MCOLINJOST." "GOOD NIGHT." "I'MCOLINJOST." "GOOD NIGHT." "ANDNOWIT 'STIMEFOR" "GOOD NIGHT." "ANDNOWIT 'STIMEFOR  COOKING WITH PAUL." "ANDNOWIT 'STIMEFOR  COOKING WITH PAUL." "PAUL MONTAIGNE IS A" "COOKING WITH PAUL." "PAUL MONTAIGNE IS A JAMES BEARD AWARD-WINNING CHEF," "PAUL MONTAIGNE IS A JAMES BEARD AWARD-WINNING CHEF, AND A THREE TIMES CONVICTED SEX" "JAMES BEARD AWARD-WINNING CHEF, AND A THREE TIMES CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER." "AND A THREE TIMES CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OFFENDER." "[ LAUGHTER ] WELL,HELLOTHEREFOLKS." "[ LAUGHTER ] WELL,HELLOTHEREFOLKS." "TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE COOKING" "WELL,HELLOTHEREFOLKS." "TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE COOKING MY FAMOUS GARLIC MASHED POTATOES" "TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE COOKING MY FAMOUS GARLIC MASHED POTATOES AND ROSEMARY THAI CHICKEN." "MY FAMOUS GARLIC MASHED POTATOES AND ROSEMARY THAI CHICKEN." "WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS MY SIDEKICK" "AND ROSEMARY THAI CHICKEN." "WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS MY SIDEKICK MITCH." "WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS MY SIDEKICK MITCH." "I'MNOTYOURSIDEKICK,PAUL ." "MITCH." "I'MNOTYOURSIDEKICK,PAUL ." "I'M YOUR PROBATION OFFICER." "I'MNOTYOURSIDEKICK,PAUL ." "I'M YOUR PROBATION OFFICER." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "I'M YOUR PROBATION OFFICER." "[ LAUGHTER ] WEDOBANTER,THOUGH,DON'T" "[ LAUGHTER ] WEDOBANTER,THOUGH,DON'T WE?" "WEDOBANTER,THOUGH,DON'T WE?" "OKAY." "WE?" "OKAY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OKAY." "[ LAUGHTER ] NOW, LET'S START COOKING." "[ LAUGHTER ] NOW, LET'S START COOKING." "THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO" "NOW, LET'S START COOKING." "THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO IS BOIL SOME WATER." "THE FIRST THING YOU NEED TO DO IS BOIL SOME WATER." "YOU WANT TO PUT A POT ON THE" "IS BOIL SOME WATER." "YOU WANT TO PUT A POT ON THE STOVE, TURN UP THE GAS." "YOU WANT TO PUT A POT ON THE STOVE, TURN UP THE GAS." "THAT'S GOING TO TAKE ABOUT FIVE" "STOVE, TURN UP THE GAS." "THAT'S GOING TO TAKE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES." "THAT'S GOING TO TAKE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES." "YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO KILL." "MINUTES." "YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO KILL." "LET'S GO AHEAD AND POP AROUND ON" "YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO KILL." "LET'S GO AHEAD AND POP AROUND ON THE INTERNET, CHECK OUT THE CHAT" "LET'S GO AHEAD AND POP AROUND ON THE INTERNET, CHECK OUT THE CHAT ROOMS." "THE INTERNET, CHECK OUT THE CHAT ROOMS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "ROOMS." "[ LAUGHTER ] NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "[ LAUGHTER ] NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET, PAUL." "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET, PAUL." "OKAY." "INTERNET, PAUL." "OKAY." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO SPRINKLE SOME" "OKAY." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO SPRINKLE SOME ROSEMARY ONTO OUR CHICKEN." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO SPRINKLE SOME ROSEMARY ONTO OUR CHICKEN." "GO AHEAD AND POUR ON THOSE" "ROSEMARY ONTO OUR CHICKEN." "GO AHEAD AND POUR ON THOSE SAUTEED ONIONS." "GO AHEAD AND POUR ON THOSE SAUTEED ONIONS." "YEAH, I LIKE THAT." "SAUTEED ONIONS." "YEAH, I LIKE THAT." "AND NOW LET'S PLACE THIS WHOLE" "YEAH, I LIKE THAT." "AND NOW LET'S PLACE THIS WHOLE PAN IN THE OVEN, TURN IT UP TO" "AND NOW LET'S PLACE THIS WHOLE PAN IN THE OVEN, TURN IT UP TO 400 DEGREES, WAIT FOR IT TO TURN" "PAN IN THE OVEN, TURN IT UP TO 400 DEGREES, WAIT FOR IT TO TURN BROWN." "400 DEGREES, WAIT FOR IT TO TURN BROWN." "OKAY." "BROWN." "OKAY." "YOU GOING TO LET THAT SIT FOR" "OKAY." "YOU GOING TO LET THAT SIT FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES." "YOU GOING TO LET THAT SIT FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES." "GOT A LITTLE TIME." "ABOUT 30 MINUTES." "GOT A LITTLE TIME." "LET'S GO AHEAD AND POP AROUND ON" "GOT A LITTLE TIME." "LET'S GO AHEAD AND POP AROUND ON THE INTERNET AND MEET SOME" "LET'S GO AHEAD AND POP AROUND ON THE INTERNET AND MEET SOME LITTLE BUDDIES." "THE INTERNET AND MEET SOME LITTLE BUDDIES." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "LITTLE BUDDIES." "[ LAUGHTER ] HELLNO,PAUL." "[ LAUGHTER ] HELLNO,PAUL." "HELL NO." "HELLNO,PAUL." "HELL NO." "I'MNOTDOINGANYTHING." "HELL NO." "I'MNOTDOINGANYTHING." "I'M JUST LOOKING AT MASTER CHEF," "I'MNOTDOINGANYTHING." "I'M JUST LOOKING AT MASTER CHEF, JR." "I'M JUST LOOKING AT MASTER CHEF, JR." "THOSEAREN'TCHEFS,PAUL." "JR." "THOSEAREN'TCHEFS,PAUL." "OKAY." "THOSEAREN'TCHEFS,PAUL." "OKAY." "NOW LET'S CHECK ON OUR POT OF" "OKAY." "NOW LET'S CHECK ON OUR POT OF WATER." "NOW LET'S CHECK ON OUR POT OF WATER." "IT'S BOILING!" "WATER." "IT'S BOILING!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IT'S BOILING!" "[ LAUGHTER ] WE NEED TO PUT IN THE POTATOES." "[ LAUGHTER ] WE NEED TO PUT IN THE POTATOES." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO LET THOSE SIT" "WE NEED TO PUT IN THE POTATOES." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO LET THOSE SIT ABOUT FOUR MINUTES." "NOW WE'RE GOING TO LET THOSE SIT ABOUT FOUR MINUTES." "SO YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME?" "ABOUT FOUR MINUTES." "SO YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME?" "NO." "SO YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME?" "NO." "POPAROUNDON THEINTERNET," "NO." "POPAROUNDON THEINTERNET, MEET SOME FOLKS." "POPAROUNDON THEINTERNET, MEET SOME FOLKS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "MEET SOME FOLKS." "[ LAUGHTER ] NO,NO." "[ LAUGHTER ] NO,NO." "THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING THIS" "NO,NO." "THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING THIS COMPUTER AWAY." "THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING THIS COMPUTER AWAY." "OKAY." "COMPUTER AWAY." "OKAY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OKAY." "[ LAUGHTER ] PAUL." "[ LAUGHTER ] PAUL." "PAUL." "PAUL." "PAUL." "OH,OH,OH ." "PAUL." "OH,OH,OH ." "OH, NO." "OH,OH,OH ." "OH, NO." "I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 4,000" "OH, NO." "I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 4,000 DEGREES." "I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 4,000 DEGREES." "INSTEAD OF 400." "DEGREES." "INSTEAD OF 400." "PAUL,CALLTHEFIRE" "INSTEAD OF 400." "PAUL,CALLTHEFIRE DEPARTMENT." "PAUL,CALLTHEFIRE DEPARTMENT." "OKAY,CALLINGTHEFIRE" "DEPARTMENT." "OKAY,CALLINGTHEFIRE DEPARTMENT." "OKAY,CALLINGTHEFIRE DEPARTMENT." "LET'S SEE, WHAT'S THE NUMBER." "DEPARTMENT." "LET'S SEE, WHAT'S THE NUMBER." "212-555-0187." "LET'S SEE, WHAT'S THE NUMBER." "212-555-0187." "YES, HELLO, MRS. HENDERSON, IS 212-555-0187." "YES, HELLO, MRS. HENDERSON, IS BILLY AT HOME?" "YES, HELLO, MRS. HENDERSON, IS BILLY AT HOME?" "LANGUPTHEPHONE." "BILLY AT HOME?" "LANGUPTHEPHONE." "YOUARENO FUN." "LANGUPTHEPHONE." "YOUARENO FUN." "I'MNOTPAIDTOBEFUN." "YOUARENO FUN." "I'MNOTPAIDTOBEFUN." "ITMAKESME SADTOSAYTHAT." "I'MNOTPAIDTOBEFUN." "ITMAKESME SADTOSAYTHAT." "ITMAKESME SADTHATYOUHUNG" "ITMAKESME SADTOSAYTHAT." "ITMAKESME SADTHATYOUHUNG OUT IN THE WELL OF A" "ITMAKESME SADTHATYOUHUNG OUT IN THE WELL OF A PORT-A-POTTY TO TAKE PICTURES OF" "OUT IN THE WELL OF A PORT-A-POTTY TO TAKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE'S BUTTS." "PORT-A-POTTY TO TAKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE'S BUTTS." "LET'SGETOURINGREDIENTS" "PEOPLE'S BUTTS." "LET'SGETOURINGREDIENTS TOGETHER." "LET'SGETOURINGREDIENTS TOGETHER." "WE'RE GOING TO PUT IN OUR BUTTER" "TOGETHER." "WE'RE GOING TO PUT IN OUR BUTTER HERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO DUMP IN" "WE'RE GOING TO PUT IN OUR BUTTER HERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO DUMP IN SOME OF OUR CHIVES." "HERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO DUMP IN SOME OF OUR CHIVES." "I THINK I'LL GET ON THE" "SOME OF OUR CHIVES." "I THINK I'LL GET ON THE COMPUTER, GO TO YOUR FAVORITE" "I THINK I'LL GET ON THE COMPUTER, GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SITE." "COMPUTER, GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SITE." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "SITE." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "OKAY." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "OKAY." "WELL,THAT'SALLTHE TIMEWE" "OKAY." "WELL,THAT'SALLTHE TIMEWE HAVE." "WELL,THAT'SALLTHE TIMEWE HAVE." "WE DIDN'T FINISH COOKING THE" "HAVE." "WE DIDN'T FINISH COOKING THE MEAL, BUT LET'S ALL CLOSE OUR" "WE DIDN'T FINISH COOKING THE MEAL, BUT LET'S ALL CLOSE OUR EYES AND IMAGINE WHAT IT TASTES" "MEAL, BUT LET'S ALL CLOSE OUR EYES AND IMAGINE WHAT IT TASTES LIKE." "EYES AND IMAGINE WHAT IT TASTES LIKE." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "LIKE." "[ LAUGHTER ] HEY,HEY." "[ LAUGHTER ] HEY,HEY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "HEY,HEY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ APPLAUSE ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ APPLAUSE ] OKAY,EVERYONE." "[ APPLAUSE ] OKAY,EVERYONE." "LET'S KEEP TONIGHT MOVING." "OKAY,EVERYONE." "LET'S KEEP TONIGHT MOVING." "THE NEXT TEAM IS ONE OF THE BEST" "LET'S KEEP TONIGHT MOVING." "THE NEXT TEAM IS ONE OF THE BEST IMPROV TEAMS IN THE CITY." "THE NEXT TEAM IS ONE OF THE BEST IMPROV TEAMS IN THE CITY." "GIVE IT UP FOR PRINCE CHARMIM." "IMPROV TEAMS IN THE CITY." "GIVE IT UP FOR PRINCE CHARMIM." "♪" "GIVE IT UP FOR PRINCE CHARMIM." "♪ [ LAUGHTER ]" "♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪" "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ OKAY,OKAY,TURNITDOWN IN" "♪ OKAY,OKAY,TURNITDOWN IN THE BOOTH." "OKAY,OKAY,TURNITDOWN IN THE BOOTH." "THANK YOU FRANK." "THE BOOTH." "THANK YOU FRANK." "TURN IT DOWN IN THE BOOTH," "THANK YOU FRANK." "TURN IT DOWN IN THE BOOTH, PLEASE." "TURN IT DOWN IN THE BOOTH, PLEASE." "WE ARE PRINCE CHARMIM." "PLEASE." "WE ARE PRINCE CHARMIM." "SO EVERYTHING YOU'RE ABOUT TO" "WE ARE PRINCE CHARMIM." "SO EVERYTHING YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TOTALLY MADE UP FOR YOU" "SO EVERYTHING YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TOTALLY MADE UP FOR YOU ON THE SPOT." "SEE IS TOTALLY MADE UP FOR YOU ON THE SPOT." "IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, AND" "ON THE SPOT." "IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, AND IT WILL NEVER BE DONE AGAIN." "IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, AND IT WILL NEVER BE DONE AGAIN." "ONENIGHTONLYFOLKS." "IT WILL NEVER BE DONE AGAIN." "ONENIGHTONLYFOLKS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "ONENIGHTONLYFOLKS." "[ LAUGHTER ] SOTONIGHTWE 'REGOINGTO" "[ LAUGHTER ] SOTONIGHTWE 'REGOINGTO IMPROVISE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT ONE" "SOTONIGHTWE 'REGOINGTO IMPROVISE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU." "IMPROVISE A WHOLE SHOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU." "WHO WANTS TO GET UP HERE AND GET" "OF YOU." "WHO WANTS TO GET UP HERE AND GET INTERVIEWED?" "WHO WANTS TO GET UP HERE AND GET INTERVIEWED?" "OKAY, YES, I SEE A SMALL" "INTERVIEWED?" "OKAY, YES, I SEE A SMALL SHRIVELED HAND UP THERE, COME ON" "OKAY, YES, I SEE A SMALL SHRIVELED HAND UP THERE, COME ON UP HERE, DUDE, COME UP." "SHRIVELED HAND UP THERE, COME ON UP HERE, DUDE, COME UP." "TAKE A SEAT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME," "UP HERE, DUDE, COME UP." "TAKE A SEAT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BUD?" "TAKE A SEAT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BUD?" "MYNAMEIS ROBERTDURST." "BUD?" "MYNAMEIS ROBERTDURST." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "MYNAMEIS ROBERTDURST." "[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY,ROBERT." "[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY,ROBERT." "TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT" "OKAY,ROBERT." "TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF?" "TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF?" "I DON'T KNOW, I'M FROM" "YOURSELF?" "I DON'T KNOW, I'M FROM SCARSDALE." "I DON'T KNOW, I'M FROM SCARSDALE." "I HAVE BLACK EYES, AND ONE TIME" "SCARSDALE." "I HAVE BLACK EYES, AND ONE TIME I CHOPPED UP MY BEST FRIEND." "I HAVE BLACK EYES, AND ONE TIME I CHOPPED UP MY BEST FRIEND." "I DON'T KNOW, I'M A PSYCHO." "I CHOPPED UP MY BEST FRIEND." "I DON'T KNOW, I'M A PSYCHO." "AY,AY,AY ,ROBERT,THISISA" "I DON'T KNOW, I'M A PSYCHO." "AY,AY,AY ,ROBERT,THISISA COMEDY SHOW OKAY, LET'S KEEP" "AY,AY,AY ,ROBERT,THISISA COMEDY SHOW OKAY, LET'S KEEP THINGS A LITTLE LIGHTER." "COMEDY SHOW OKAY, LET'S KEEP THINGS A LITTLE LIGHTER." "YEAH,OFCOURSEICANDO" "THINGS A LITTLE LIGHTER." "YEAH,OFCOURSEICANDO THAT." "YEAH,OFCOURSEICANDO THAT." "SO,ROBERT,WHATDID YOU DO" "THAT." "SO,ROBERT,WHATDID YOU DO TODAY?" "SO,ROBERT,WHATDID YOU DO TODAY?" "WELL,I WOKEUP ANDSHAVED" "TODAY?" "WELL,I WOKEUP ANDSHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS." "WELL,I WOKEUP ANDSHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS." "THEN FOR LUNCH, I WENT TO" "OFF MY EYEBROWS." "THEN FOR LUNCH, I WENT TO WEGMANS, I STOLE A CHICKEN SALAD" "THEN FOR LUNCH, I WENT TO WEGMANS, I STOLE A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH." "WEGMANS, I STOLE A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH." "I HAVE $400,000 CASH IN THE CAR," "SANDWICH." "I HAVE $400,000 CASH IN THE CAR, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR" "I HAVE $400,000 CASH IN THE CAR, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT, I DON'T KNOW." "I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT, I DON'T KNOW." "DRINKSAREON THISGUY ." "IT, I DON'T KNOW." "DRINKSAREON THISGUY ." "NOAH,YOU'RECRAZY." "DRINKSAREON THISGUY ." "NOAH,YOU'RECRAZY." "YOUHAVETOOMUCHENERGY." "NOAH,YOU'RECRAZY." "YOUHAVETOOMUCHENERGY." "WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?" "YOUHAVETOOMUCHENERGY." "WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?" "ILIVERIGHTACROSSFROM JFK." "WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?" "ILIVERIGHTACROSSFROM JFK." "SO NOW, ROBERT, IS THERE ANY" "ILIVERIGHTACROSSFROM JFK." "SO NOW, ROBERT, IS THERE ANY SPECIAL LADY IN YOUR LIFE?" "SO NOW, ROBERT, IS THERE ANY SPECIAL LADY IN YOUR LIFE?" "ORGENTLEMEN." "SPECIAL LADY IN YOUR LIFE?" "ORGENTLEMEN." "OR GENTLEMEN." "ORGENTLEMEN." "OR GENTLEMEN." "WELL,THEREIS ONELADY,HER" "OR GENTLEMEN." "WELL,THEREIS ONELADY,HER NAME IS JANINE PIERO." "WELL,THEREIS ONELADY,HER NAME IS JANINE PIERO." "WHOISJANINE." "NAME IS JANINE PIERO." "WHOISJANINE." "OH,SHE'SSOME[BLEEP]FROM" "WHOISJANINE." "OH,SHE'SSOME[BLEEP]FROM  NEW YORK." "OH,SHE'SSOME[BLEEP]FROM  NEW YORK." "IHOPESHE'SNOT HERE" "NEW YORK." "IHOPESHE'SNOT HERE TONIGHT." "IHOPESHE'SNOT HERE TONIGHT." "IAM." "TONIGHT." "IAM." "I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BEHIND YOU," "IAM." "I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ROBERT." "I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ROBERT." "AND I'M GOING TO CATCH YOU WITH" "ROBERT." "AND I'M GOING TO CATCH YOU WITH MY OWN TWO GORGEOUSLY MANICURED" "AND I'M GOING TO CATCH YOU WITH MY OWN TWO GORGEOUSLY MANICURED HANDS OR MY NAME'S NOT JANINE" "MY OWN TWO GORGEOUSLY MANICURED HANDS OR MY NAME'S NOT JANINE PIERO." "HANDS OR MY NAME'S NOT JANINE PIERO." "SHE'SGOINGTO DIE." "PIERO." "SHE'SGOINGTO DIE." "WHATWASTHAT,DUDE?" "SHE'SGOINGTO DIE." "WHATWASTHAT,DUDE?" "YOUGOINGTO KILLHER ?" "WHATWASTHAT,DUDE?" "YOUGOINGTO KILLHER ?" "OH,ROBERT,YOUDID ITAGAIN." "YOUGOINGTO KILLHER ?" "OH,ROBERT,YOUDID ITAGAIN." "DIDWHAT?" "OH,ROBERT,YOUDID ITAGAIN." "DIDWHAT?" "KILLEDTHEMALL,OFCOURSE." "DIDWHAT?" "KILLEDTHEMALL,OFCOURSE." "OKAY,VERYCOOL." "KILLEDTHEMALL,OFCOURSE." "OKAY,VERYCOOL." "LET'S GIVE ROBERT A ROUND OF" "OKAY,VERYCOOL." "LET'S GIVE ROBERT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE." "LET'S GIVE ROBERT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE." "NOWWE'REGOINGTOIMPROVISE" "APPLAUSE." "NOWWE'REGOINGTOIMPROVISE A SET BASED ENTIRELY ON ROBERT" "NOWWE'REGOINGTOIMPROVISE A SET BASED ENTIRELY ON ROBERT DURST." "A SET BASED ENTIRELY ON ROBERT DURST." "HEY,WILLYOUHOLDTHIS" "DURST." "HEY,WILLYOUHOLDTHIS  SANDWICH FOR ME?" "HEY,WILLYOUHOLDTHIS  SANDWICH FOR ME?" "I GOT TO GO KILL SOMEONE." "SANDWICH FOR ME?" "I GOT TO GO KILL SOMEONE." "WOW!" "I GOT TO GO KILL SOMEONE." "WOW!" "THAT'S ME." "WOW!" "THAT'S ME." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "THAT'S ME." "[ APPLAUSE ] ONCEAGAIN,GEORGEEZRA." "[ APPLAUSE ] ONCEAGAIN,GEORGEEZRA." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "ONCEAGAIN,GEORGEEZRA." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ THE GARDEN WAS BLESSED" "♪ ♪ THE GARDEN WAS BLESSED BY THE GODS OF ME AND YOU" "♪ THE GARDEN WAS BLESSED BY THE GODS OF ME AND YOU WE HEADED WEST FOR TO FIND" "BY THE GODS OF ME AND YOU WE HEADED WEST FOR TO FIND OURSELVES SOME TRUTH OOH ♪" "WE HEADED WEST FOR TO FIND OURSELVES SOME TRUTH OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "OURSELVES SOME TRUTH OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪" "♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WE COUNTED ALL OUR REASONS" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WE COUNTED ALL OUR REASONS EXCUSES THAT WE MADE" "♪ WE COUNTED ALL OUR REASONS EXCUSES THAT WE MADE WE FOUND OURSELVES SOME" "EXCUSES THAT WE MADE WE FOUND OURSELVES SOME TREASURE AND THREW IT" "WE FOUND OURSELVES SOME TREASURE AND THREW IT ALL AWAY OOH ♪" "TREASURE AND THREW IT ALL AWAY OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "ALL AWAY OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪" "WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE" "NO, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN" "♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN BLAME IT ON ME ♪" "AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL" "BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED" "♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED BLAME IT ON ME ♪" "AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪" "♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ CAUGHT IN THE TIDE OF" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ CAUGHT IN THE TIDE OF BLOSSOM CAUGHT IN THE" "♪ CAUGHT IN THE TIDE OF BLOSSOM CAUGHT IN THE CARNIVAL ♪" "BLOSSOM CAUGHT IN THE CARNIVAL ♪ ♪ YOUR CONFIDENCE FORGOTTEN" "CARNIVAL ♪ ♪ YOUR CONFIDENCE FORGOTTEN I SEE THE GYPSIES RULE OOH ♪" "♪ YOUR CONFIDENCE FORGOTTEN I SEE THE GYPSIES RULE OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "I SEE THE GYPSIES RULE OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪" "WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN" "♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN BLAME IT ON ME ♪" "AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL" "BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED" "♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED BLAME IT ON ME ♪" "AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪" "WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN" "♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN BLAME IT ON ME ♪" "AND THE SUN'S BEATING DOWN BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL" "BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED" "♪ WHEN I LOSE CONTROL AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED BLAME IT ON ME ♪" "AND THE VEIL'S OVERUSED BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE" "BLAME IT ON ME ♪ ♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE I KNOW I'LL GO" "♪ WHEN I DANCE ALONE I KNOW I'LL GO BLAME IT ON ME OOH ♪" "I KNOW I'LL GO BLAME IT ON ME OOH ♪ ♪ WHEN I'LL LOSE CONTROL" "BLAME IT ON ME OOH ♪ ♪ WHEN I'LL LOSE CONTROL I KNOW I'LL GO" "♪ WHEN I'LL LOSE CONTROL I KNOW I'LL GO BLAME IT ON ME OOH ♪" "I KNOW I'LL GO BLAME IT ON ME OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "BLAME IT ON ME OOH ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪" "WHAT YOU WAITING FOR NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪" "NO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BUZZER ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BUZZER ] MR.LANGLEY,I'MAGENT" "[ BUZZER ] MR.LANGLEY,I'MAGENT BARNES." "MR.LANGLEY,I'MAGENT BARNES." "THIS IS AGENT DUNWITTY." "BARNES." "THIS IS AGENT DUNWITTY." "SO, WE'VE CERTAINLY BEEN BUSY," "THIS IS AGENT DUNWITTY." "SO, WE'VE CERTAINLY BEEN BUSY, HAVEN'T WE?" "SO, WE'VE CERTAINLY BEEN BUSY, HAVEN'T WE?" "IWANTMY LAWYER." "HAVEN'T WE?" "IWANTMY LAWYER." "WE'LLGETTO THAT." "IWANTMY LAWYER." "WE'LLGETTO THAT." "WHEREISMY LAWYER." "WE'LLGETTO THAT." "WHEREISMY LAWYER." "COOLOUTHOTBALL!" "WHEREISMY LAWYER." "COOLOUTHOTBALL!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "COOLOUTHOTBALL!" "[ LAUGHTER ] FIRST,LETME REVIEWSOMEOF" "[ LAUGHTER ] FIRST,LETME REVIEWSOMEOF YOUR ORGANIZATIONS" "FIRST,LETME REVIEWSOMEOF YOUR ORGANIZATIONS ACCOMPLISHMENTS." "YOUR ORGANIZATIONS ACCOMPLISHMENTS." "DRUG TRAFFICKING, ILLEGAL ARMS" "ACCOMPLISHMENTS." "DRUG TRAFFICKING, ILLEGAL ARMS DEALINGS, SHOULD I KEEP READING?" "DRUG TRAFFICKING, ILLEGAL ARMS DEALINGS, SHOULD I KEEP READING?" "IDON'TKNOWANYTHING." "DEALINGS, SHOULD I KEEP READING?" "IDON'TKNOWANYTHING." "THATLIEIS SO BIGITCOULD" "IDON'TKNOWANYTHING." "THATLIEIS SO BIGITCOULD FIT IN A BOX THAT COULD HOLD A" "THATLIEIS SO BIGITCOULD FIT IN A BOX THAT COULD HOLD A MILLION HATS." "FIT IN A BOX THAT COULD HOLD A MILLION HATS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "MILLION HATS." "[ LAUGHTER ] NOW,ASFASCINATINGASYOU" "[ LAUGHTER ] NOW,ASFASCINATINGASYOU ARE, MR. LANGLEY, WE'RE FAR MORE" "NOW,ASFASCINATINGASYOU ARE, MR. LANGLEY, WE'RE FAR MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR BOSS," "ARE, MR. LANGLEY, WE'RE FAR MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR BOSS, EDDIE CALDERON." "INTERESTED IN YOUR BOSS, EDDIE CALDERON." "NEVERHEARDOF THEGUY ." "EDDIE CALDERON." "NEVERHEARDOF THEGUY ." "OH,YOUWANTTOPLAY GAMES?" "NEVERHEARDOF THEGUY ." "OH,YOUWANTTOPLAY GAMES?" "YOU GO AHEAD, WE'RE NOT GOING" "OH,YOUWANTTOPLAY GAMES?" "YOU GO AHEAD, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, AND I HAVE TO PEE" "YOU GO AHEAD, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, AND I HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN HOLD IT ALL" "ANYWHERE, AND I HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN HOLD IT ALL DAY." "RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN HOLD IT ALL DAY." "ALL DAY." "DAY." "ALL DAY." "ONE TIME I HELD IT THROUGH AN" "ALL DAY." "ONE TIME I HELD IT THROUGH AN ENTIRE PRODUCTION OF RENT WITH" "ONE TIME I HELD IT THROUGH AN ENTIRE PRODUCTION OF RENT WITH THE ORIGINAL CAST." "ENTIRE PRODUCTION OF RENT WITH THE ORIGINAL CAST." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "THE ORIGINAL CAST." "[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY,COULDYOUJUST,YOUCAN" "[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY,COULDYOUJUST,YOUCAN EITHER COOPERATE OR CONTINUE TO" "OKAY,COULDYOUJUST,YOUCAN EITHER COOPERATE OR CONTINUE TO PLAY DUMB." "EITHER COOPERATE OR CONTINUE TO PLAY DUMB." "I SUGGEST YOU CHOSE THE FORMER." "PLAY DUMB." "I SUGGEST YOU CHOSE THE FORMER." "ORHOWABOUTYOU GIVEMEA" "I SUGGEST YOU CHOSE THE FORMER." "ORHOWABOUTYOU GIVEMEA KISS WITH THOSE PRETTY RED LIPS." "ORHOWABOUTYOU GIVEMEA KISS WITH THOSE PRETTY RED LIPS." "SHEWOULDNEVERKISSYOU." "KISS WITH THOSE PRETTY RED LIPS." "SHEWOULDNEVERKISSYOU." "SHE'S DATING A GUY NAMED JEFF" "SHEWOULDNEVERKISSYOU." "SHE'S DATING A GUY NAMED JEFF AND HE'S THE BEST." "SHE'S DATING A GUY NAMED JEFF AND HE'S THE BEST." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "AND HE'S THE BEST." "[ LAUGHTER ] MR.LANGLEYYOUARE INNO" "[ LAUGHTER ] MR.LANGLEYYOUARE INNO POSITION TO PLAY GAMES." "MR.LANGLEYYOUARE INNO POSITION TO PLAY GAMES." "I'MNOTPLAYINGANY GAMES." "POSITION TO PLAY GAMES." "I'MNOTPLAYINGANY GAMES." "I'M AN INNOCENT MAN." "I'MNOTPLAYINGANY GAMES." "I'M AN INNOCENT MAN." "DOYOUREALLYEXPECTUSTO" "I'M AN INNOCENT MAN." "DOYOUREALLYEXPECTUSTO  STAND HERE AND FOLLOW THE YELLOW" "DOYOUREALLYEXPECTUSTO  STAND HERE AND FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK LIES?" "STAND HERE AND FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK LIES?" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "BRICK LIES?" "[ LAUGHTER ] I'DLIKESOMEWATER,PLEASE." "[ LAUGHTER ] I'DLIKESOMEWATER,PLEASE." "DOESTHISLOOKLIKEA" "I'DLIKESOMEWATER,PLEASE." "DOESTHISLOOKLIKEA GORGEOUS CHEESECAKE FACTORY TO" "DOESTHISLOOKLIKEA GORGEOUS CHEESECAKE FACTORY TO YOU?" "GORGEOUS CHEESECAKE FACTORY TO YOU?" "NO,ITLOOKSLIKEAN" "YOU?" "NO,ITLOOKSLIKEAN INTERROGATION ROOM, SO WHERE'S" "NO,ITLOOKSLIKEAN INTERROGATION ROOM, SO WHERE'S MY WATER." "INTERROGATION ROOM, SO WHERE'S MY WATER." "IT'SINTHEWATERLIKE YOUR" "MY WATER." "IT'SINTHEWATERLIKE YOUR  HOUSE IS." "IT'SINTHEWATERLIKE YOUR  HOUSE IS." "EXCUSEME?" "HOUSE IS." "EXCUSEME?" "YOUREMPLOYER,HELPUSGET" "EXCUSEME?" "YOUREMPLOYER,HELPUSGET CALDERON, AND WE PLAY BE ABLE TO" "YOUREMPLOYER,HELPUSGET CALDERON, AND WE PLAY BE ABLE TO GET SOMETHING TO WORK OUT FOR" "CALDERON, AND WE PLAY BE ABLE TO GET SOMETHING TO WORK OUT FOR YOU." "GET SOMETHING TO WORK OUT FOR YOU." "WEARINGTHATBLOUSE,ICAN" "YOU." "WEARINGTHATBLOUSE,ICAN KIND OF SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT." "WEARINGTHATBLOUSE,ICAN KIND OF SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT." "IDIOT,SHEHASABOYFRIEND," "KIND OF SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT." "IDIOT,SHEHASABOYFRIEND, REMEMBER." "IDIOT,SHEHASABOYFRIEND, REMEMBER." "AND JEFF IS THE COOLEST AND HIS" "REMEMBER." "AND JEFF IS THE COOLEST AND HIS SNACKS ARE THE BEST." "AND JEFF IS THE COOLEST AND HIS SNACKS ARE THE BEST." "YOU WOULD NEVER GET INVITED TO" "SNACKS ARE THE BEST." "YOU WOULD NEVER GET INVITED TO JEFF'S." "YOU WOULD NEVER GET INVITED TO JEFF'S." "NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DON'T THINK" "JEFF'S." "NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DON'T THINK ABOUT ASKING." "NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DON'T THINK ABOUT ASKING." "WHYSOMUCHJEFFSTUFF." "ABOUT ASKING." "WHYSOMUCHJEFFSTUFF." "OKAY,WELL,WE HAVEYOUR" "WHYSOMUCHJEFFSTUFF." "OKAY,WELL,WE HAVEYOUR ASSOCIATE IN THE NEXT ROOM, AND" "OKAY,WELL,WE HAVEYOUR ASSOCIATE IN THE NEXT ROOM, AND HE SEEMS VERY INTERESTED IN" "ASSOCIATE IN THE NEXT ROOM, AND HE SEEMS VERY INTERESTED IN SELLING YOU OUT TO PROTECT" "HE SEEMS VERY INTERESTED IN SELLING YOU OUT TO PROTECT YOURSELF, SO WE'LL GO PAY HIM A" "SELLING YOU OUT TO PROTECT YOURSELF, SO WE'LL GO PAY HIM A LITTLE VISIT." "YOURSELF, SO WE'LL GO PAY HIM A LITTLE VISIT." "BARNES,JUSTLETMEHAVE A" "LITTLE VISIT." "BARNES,JUSTLETMEHAVE A MINUTE, LET ME HAVE A TALK" "BARNES,JUSTLETMEHAVE A MINUTE, LET ME HAVE A TALK REALLY QUICK WITH THIS GUY." "MINUTE, LET ME HAVE A TALK REALLY QUICK WITH THIS GUY." "NO,I THINK" "REALLY QUICK WITH THIS GUY." "NO,I THINK--  HEY,THERE,LOONEYTUNE." "NO,I THINK--  HEY,THERE,LOONEYTUNE." "HOWAMIA LOONEYTUNE ." "HEY,THERE,LOONEYTUNE." "HOWAMIA LOONEYTUNE ." "SAIDTHEBIGGESTLOONEYTUNE" "HOWAMIA LOONEYTUNE ." "SAIDTHEBIGGESTLOONEYTUNE  I'VE EVER SEEN." "SAIDTHEBIGGESTLOONEYTUNE  I'VE EVER SEEN." "OKAY." "I'VE EVER SEEN." "OKAY." "NOONETOLDYOU YOURLIFE WAS" "OKAY." "NOONETOLDYOU YOURLIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAY?" "NOONETOLDYOU YOURLIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAY?" "♪ AND NOW YOUR JOB'S A JOKE AND" "GOING TO BE THIS WAY?" "♪ AND NOW YOUR JOB'S A JOKE AND YOU'RE BROKE AND YOUR LOVE" "♪ AND NOW YOUR JOB'S A JOKE AND YOU'RE BROKE AND YOUR LOVE LIFE'S DOA ♪" "YOU'RE BROKE AND YOUR LOVE LIFE'S DOA ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK" "LIFE'S DOA ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR ♪" "♪ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]" "IN SECOND GEAR ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,THAT'SCLEARLYTHE" "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,THAT'SCLEARLYTHE  FRIENDS THEME SONG." "YEAH,THAT'SCLEARLYTHE  FRIENDS THEME SONG." "FRIENDS." "FRIENDS THEME SONG." "FRIENDS." "IT'S FRIENDS, WHICH IS WHAT YOU" "FRIENDS." "IT'S FRIENDS, WHICH IS WHAT YOU AND JEFF WILL NEVER BE." "IT'S FRIENDS, WHICH IS WHAT YOU AND JEFF WILL NEVER BE." "ENOUGHABOUTJEFF." "AND JEFF WILL NEVER BE." "ENOUGHABOUTJEFF." "I'LL TALK, BUT I WANT FULL" "ENOUGHABOUTJEFF." "I'LL TALK, BUT I WANT FULL IMMUNITY, AND I'LL ONLY TALK TO" "I'LL TALK, BUT I WANT FULL IMMUNITY, AND I'LL ONLY TALK TO HER AND NOT THIS GUY." "IMMUNITY, AND I'LL ONLY TALK TO HER AND NOT THIS GUY." "ITHINKWE CANMAKETHAT" "HER AND NOT THIS GUY." "ITHINKWE CANMAKETHAT  WORK." "ITHINKWE CANMAKETHAT  WORK." "GREAT,GREAT,GREAT,I'M" "WORK." "GREAT,GREAT,GREAT,I'M  GOING TO GO GRAB A TAPE RECORDER" "GREAT,GREAT,GREAT,I'M  GOING TO GO GRAB A TAPE RECORDER YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH YOUR NEW" "GOING TO GO GRAB A TAPE RECORDER YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH YOUR NEW FAVORITE TV SHOW CALLED THE" "YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH YOUR NEW FAVORITE TV SHOW CALLED THE WALL." "FAVORITE TV SHOW CALLED THE WALL." "SERIOUSLY,QUITWHILEYOU 'RE" "WALL." "SERIOUSLY,QUITWHILEYOU 'RE AHEAD." "SERIOUSLY,QUITWHILEYOU 'RE AHEAD." "YEAH,I KNOW." "AHEAD." "YEAH,I KNOW." "CAUSE ♪" "YEAH,I KNOW." "CAUSE ♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪" "CAUSE ♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪ [ APPLAUSE ]" "I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] DAREDEVILSTUNTSMAKEYOUR" "[ APPLAUSE ] DAREDEVILSTUNTSMAKEYOUR JAW DROP, CLOWNS WITH FUNNY" "DAREDEVILSTUNTSMAKEYOUR JAW DROP, CLOWNS WITH FUNNY FACES AND ANIMALS WALKING AROUND" "JAW DROP, CLOWNS WITH FUNNY FACES AND ANIMALS WALKING AROUND ACTING WILD." "FACES AND ANIMALS WALKING AROUND ACTING WILD." "AND SOMETIMES SWEET." "ACTING WILD." "AND SOMETIMES SWEET." "IT'S THE CIRCUS." "AND SOMETIMES SWEET." "IT'S THE CIRCUS." "LET'S TALK TO SOME PEOPLE AND" "IT'S THE CIRCUS." "LET'S TALK TO SOME PEOPLE AND SEE WHAT IT REALLY IS, THE MOST" "LET'S TALK TO SOME PEOPLE AND SEE WHAT IT REALLY IS, THE MOST FUN THEY'VE EVER HAD." "SEE WHAT IT REALLY IS, THE MOST FUN THEY'VE EVER HAD." "HEY I'M ABOUT " " I'M GOING TO" "FUN THEY'VE EVER HAD." "HEY I'M ABOUT " " I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN DOING THIS RUN." "HEY I'M ABOUT " " I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN DOING THIS RUN." "♪" "HAVE FUN DOING THIS RUN." "♪ READY FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME" "♪ READY FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME INTO TOWN?" "READY FOR THE CIRCUS TO COME INTO TOWN?" "YES." "INTO TOWN?" "YES." "WHAT'S,WHAT'S,WHAT'S" "YES." "WHAT'S,WHAT'S,WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THE ONE PART " "WHAT'S,WHAT'S,WHAT'S-- WHAT'S THE ONE PART -- WHATAREYOUHEREMAINLYTO" "WHAT'S THE ONE PART -- WHATAREYOUHEREMAINLYTO SEE?" "WHATAREYOUHEREMAINLYTO SEE?" "WHAT?" "SEE?" "WHAT?" "THECIRCUS." "WHAT?" "THECIRCUS." "YEAH,I KNOW,THECIRCUS,BUT" "THECIRCUS." "YEAH,I KNOW,THECIRCUS,BUT WHAT PART OF THE CIRCUS." "YEAH,I KNOW,THECIRCUS,BUT WHAT PART OF THE CIRCUS." "IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT PART OF THE CIRCUS." "IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT'SYOURFAVORITEPARTOF" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT'SYOURFAVORITEPARTOF THE CIRCUS?" "WHAT'SYOURFAVORITEPARTOF THE CIRCUS?" "IDON'TKNOW." "THE CIRCUS?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHATDIDYOULIKEBEFORE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHATDIDYOULIKEBEFORE?" "LIKE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG." "WHATDIDYOULIKEBEFORE?" "LIKE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG." "IDON'TKNOW?" "LIKE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG." "IDON'TKNOW?" "NOWYOU'REAN OLDMAN ." "IDON'TKNOW?" "NOWYOU'REAN OLDMAN ." "IT'SOKAY." "NOWYOU'REAN OLDMAN ." "IT'SOKAY." "SOMETHINGSAREBETTERNOTTO" "IT'SOKAY." "SOMETHINGSAREBETTERNOTTO GET INVOLVED IN." "SOMETHINGSAREBETTERNOTTO GET INVOLVED IN." "♪" "GET INVOLVED IN." "♪ IT'SLIKEWATCHINGA" "♪ IT'SLIKEWATCHINGA--  IT'SLIKEWATCHINGACIRCUS." "IT'SLIKEWATCHINGA--  IT'SLIKEWATCHINGACIRCUS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IT'SLIKEWATCHINGACIRCUS." "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪" "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ YOUCOULDBE ONEOFTHEMOST" "♪ YOUCOULDBE ONEOFTHEMOST DARING FLIGHT OF THE NIGHT PIXIE" "YOUCOULDBE ONEOFTHEMOST DARING FLIGHT OF THE NIGHT PIXIE CLOWNS, THE REST OF THE NIGHT." "DARING FLIGHT OF THE NIGHT PIXIE CLOWNS, THE REST OF THE NIGHT." "NOTREALLY." "CLOWNS, THE REST OF THE NIGHT." "NOTREALLY." "I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT" "NOTREALLY." "I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY." "I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "THAT WAY." "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪" "[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ WEWERETHINKINGMAYBESOME" "♪ WEWERETHINKINGMAYBESOME  DAY WE'D SEE YOU UP THERE." "WEWERETHINKINGMAYBESOME  DAY WE'D SEE YOU UP THERE." "IWOULDBE ABLETOGOUP" "DAY WE'D SEE YOU UP THERE." "IWOULDBE ABLETOGOUP  THERE ONE DAY." "IWOULDBE ABLETOGOUP  THERE ONE DAY." "ITHINKYOUGOT ITINYOU,IN" "THERE ONE DAY." "ITHINKYOUGOT ITINYOU,IN FACT, WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR" "ITHINKYOUGOT ITINYOU,IN FACT, WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU." "FACT, WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU." "IDOUBTTHAT." "YOU." "IDOUBTTHAT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IDOUBTTHAT." "[ LAUGHTER ] ISTHISAMICROPHONE?" "[ LAUGHTER ] ISTHISAMICROPHONE?" "YES." "ISTHISAMICROPHONE?" "YES." "OH." "YES." "OH." "LETHIMHOLDIT, AND YOU JUST" "OH." "LETHIMHOLDIT, AND YOU JUST TALK." "LETHIMHOLDIT, AND YOU JUST TALK." "THEY'REKINDOF LATCHFOR" "TALK." "THEY'REKINDOF LATCHFOR  FRESH ON HIM." "THEY'REKINDOF LATCHFOR  FRESH ON HIM." "IDON'TKNOWWHATTOSAY." "FRESH ON HIM." "IDON'TKNOWWHATTOSAY." "THAT'SA WAYSFROMNOW ." "IDON'TKNOWWHATTOSAY." "THAT'SA WAYSFROMNOW ." "LOOKSLIKEYOUGOT THE" "THAT'SA WAYSFROMNOW ." "LOOKSLIKEYOUGOT THE  PREMIUM STRINGS OVER THERE." "LOOKSLIKEYOUGOT THE  PREMIUM STRINGS OVER THERE." "IDON'TWANTTO." "PREMIUM STRINGS OVER THERE." "IDON'TWANTTO." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IDON'TWANTTO." "[ LAUGHTER ] I'MLOOKINGAT YOUAND ABOUT" "[ LAUGHTER ] I'MLOOKINGAT YOUAND ABOUT MOVING A MILE A MINUTE." "I'MLOOKINGAT YOUAND ABOUT MOVING A MILE A MINUTE." "IJUSTKEEPONGOING." "MOVING A MILE A MINUTE." "IJUSTKEEPONGOING." "I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY." "IJUSTKEEPONGOING." "I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY." "YEAH, IT'S GREAT." "I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY." "YEAH, IT'S GREAT." "IHAVETO THANKTHISMAN," "YEAH, IT'S GREAT." "IHAVETO THANKTHISMAN,  GEORGE EZRA." "IHAVETO THANKTHISMAN,  GEORGE EZRA." "FOR HIS PERFORMANCE." "GEORGE EZRA." "FOR HIS PERFORMANCE." "I WANT TO THANK LORNE MICHAELS," "FOR HIS PERFORMANCE." "I WANT TO THANK LORNE MICHAELS, THE AMAZING GUEST PARTNER." "I WANT TO THANK LORNE MICHAELS, THE AMAZING GUEST PARTNER." "YOU GUYS, AMAZING CAST." "THE AMAZING GUEST PARTNER." "YOU GUYS, AMAZING CAST." "I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS." "YOU GUYS, AMAZING CAST." "I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "........"