"(LIVELY MUSIC)" " l love Goofy." " Love him." "We love Goofy!" "I could watch Goofy all day long." "We love Goofy very much!" " Goofy." " l love Goofy." "We love Goofy!" "I like Goofy because he always goofs up, and it's pretty funny." "(SNORING)" "(YAWNS)" "(SCRATCHES)" "(SNIFFS)" "(SNORES)" "(TRUMPETS)" "Oh, good morning, DoIores." "Be right out." "It's a lovely day, you betcha" "Everything is gay, you betcha" "(SINGS HAPPILY)" "(WHISPERS)" "Yup, I got some." "Guess which hand?" "No." "No." "No." "(LAUGHS)" "I'm a-gonna wash DoIorious" "She's a-gonna look glorious" "Your bath's ready, DoIorious." "Hey, DoIorious!" "Come back!" "(CRASH!" ")" "Good morning, sir." "Hm." "Something wrong here." "DoIorious!" "DoIorious!" "(CRASH!" ")" "(TUTS)" "(MUFFLED SHOUTS)" "(SNEEZES)" "Arghh!" "(SNEEZES)" "I'm a-gonna wash DoIorious" "She's a-gonna look glorious" "Gosh!" "(SNEEZES)" "Hey, Iet me out of here!" "Greetings from Mexico!" "Mexico loves Goofy!" "I love Goofy because he's clumsy." "What I like most about Goofy is that he's friendly and funny." "(IMITATING GOOFY)" "This is Goofy's face." "We love Goofy!" "Oh, the world owes me a living..." "(CAR STARTING)" "(MAN) Hey!" "What's going on up there?" "(STRING PLAYS A NOTE)" "(DOORBELL)" "Good morning, sir." "Mm-hmm!" "Yeaow!" "Arghhhh....!" "(DOORBELL)" "Arghhh...!" "(DOORBELL)" "(DOORBELL)" "(CRASH)" "(BOTH LAUGH)" "(DOORBELL)" "(CRASH!" "SCREAMS)" "Get out of here!" "(DOORBELL)" "AII right, all right." "Morning, sir..." "From Tokyo." " Hi, Goofy!" " Goofy." "I love him because his ears are cute." " l'm Goofy." " Goofy." " l love Goofy." " We love Goofy." "We love Goofy." "well, here we are, wilbur." "You feeling OK?" "That was a little paIsy-waIsy." "Are you all set?" "AII right, do your stuff." "Here, fishy, fishy." "Come and get it!" "Thataboy, wilbur!" "Hey, bring me back a big fat one!" "(CREAKING)" "(PLAYS NOTE)" "(EG YPTIAN MUSIC)" "(FOOT TAPPING)" "Here you are, wilbur." "Jump!" "WiIbur!" "Are you there?" "hello?" "hello?" "hello?" "hello?" "WiIbur!" "Gosh, what'II I do?" "Speak to me." "Speak to me, wilbur." "Here, wilbur, take a whiff of this." "You better watch your step, wilbur." "They're getting wise to you!" "(PLAYS TUNE)" "(SIGNAL BEEPS)" "WiIbur!" "Hey, you!" "(CROAK!" ")" "Cough up WiIbur." "Cough him up!" "(CROAKS)" "Hey!" "Come back here!" "(GULPS)" "Now I've got you!" "WiIbur, come back to me!" "Poor WiIbur." "I'II never see him again." "Goodbye, old pal." "Gotta cheer up." "There's lots of grasshoppers in the weeds." "But none like WiIbur!" "WiIbur!" "Gosh, I thought you was a goner." " Hello from France." " France loves Goofy." "We love Goofy!" " l love Goofy!" " l adore Goofy!" "I think he's very funny." "Goofy." " We love Goofy." " l love Goofy!" "(BLEEPING)" "(RABBIT GIGGLES)" "(BEEP!" "BEEP!" ")" "Hm." "Not bad." "Are you feeling better, Miss?" "(BULL BELLOWS)" "Something wrong here..." "(ANIMALS CHATTERING)" "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "(ANIMALS CHATTERING)" "Hey, come back!" "You forgot..." " hello from London." " London loves Goofy." "My favourite is Goofy, 'cause I think he's funny." "He's a bit funny, and a bit silly." "He's sweet." " He keeps bumping into things." " I Iike his swimming." "Everyone should learn how to swim." "No one factor has contributed so much to the current popularity of swimming as has the sensible bathing suit." "It should not be too daring, yet bold enough to allow freedom of movement." "In the privacy and safety of your own home, and with the aid of a piano stool..." "..we learn the basic strokes of swimming." "Breathing is of first importance, for, after all, we must breathe, you know." "Study carefully the synchronised movement of arms and legs in the overhand, or windmill stroke, compared with the sleek glide of the Australian crawl." "(HORNS BLARE)" "The side stroke is the basic stroke for all advanced swimming methods." "Note the grace and ease of the breast stroke." "This is used by pearl divers, lifeguards, frogs, and so forth." "Should the swimmer become fatigued, it is restful to swim on the back or float." "However, this has one disadvantage, that one cannot see where one is going." "(CRASH!" "SPLASH!" ")" "Having mastered the theory, let us select some well-guarded modern bathing resort, and try our wings, so to speak." "First, we must learn to dress in the average beach locker." "In addition to actual swimming, remember that as many, if not more, healthful benefits can be derived from relaxing on the warm, dry sand and basking in the health-giving rays of old Sol." "There are foolish people who eat a meal before going into the water." "To avoid the possibility of cramps, one should wait at least an hour." "Cramps are muscular contractions which tie the tendons into knots." "In the event that you are seized with these muscular contortions..." "..do not become panic-stricken." "Lie perfectly still." "Always remember that the human body is lighter than water, therefore making it absolutely impossible to sink." "Diving is an exact science, only to be attempted with expert instruction." "Using the chart, we first learn the correct form and mechanics of diving." "The board is set into motion by the springy step of the approach run, the crouch is timed to the oscillation of the springboard, so as to launch the diver easily into the jack-knife, the swan dive, or many others too numerous to mention." "Now, together with the chart, let us put these theories into practice." "Only the analytical eye of the slow-motion camera can capture the grace and beauty of diving." "Now, like a feather, glide smoothly into that masterpiece of motion, the graceful swan dive." "(CRUNCH!" ")" "It is customary to have the pool filled with water." "Ah!" "Surf bathing." "As the setting sun slowly dips into the azure blue of the western sea..." "..reluctantly, we close on this tranquil scene, with a firm conviction that everyone should learn how to swim." " Goofy." " Hooray for Goofy!" "Goofy's my favourite because he's absent-minded like me." "He's the clumsiest, and always getting into trouble." "I really like Goofy because..." "he's clumsy." "I like Goofy because he's a bit clumsy, so he's like me." "He's a bit crazy, he gets distracted." "How to fish." "Successful angling no longer depends upon fishermen's luck, for today fishing has become a truly fascinating science." "When to fish can be determined by the astrological signs of the zodiac, whose countless stars and planets control the tides of the earth's waters." "Hence, when Neptune enters the constellation of Piscus, or Fishes, the cosmic vibrations create, in the fish, an uncontrollable desire to bite." "When the earth enters this celestial orbit, it too falls under the powerful influence of these vibrations." "Now, let us observe the effect of this phenomenon on man." "Dormant within his bosom slumbers an inert instinct to fish." "This desire becomes acute only through bodily contact with the cosmic undulations of Piscus, or Fishes." "This creates a mental malady known as "fisher's febris", or fishing fever." "During this trance-like period, the angler checks his fishing tackle and succumbs to an overwhelming desire to test his casting skill." "A deft flick of the wrist, whip of the pole, tug of the line, and... ..the angler can easily imagine a fighting fish in a crystal pool." "Where to fish?" "Ah, the beauty of the sunrise o'er the high rugged mountains." "The freshness of the early-morning dew." "(THUNDER)" "The joy of sleeping in the great out-of-doors." "The fisherman awakens at dawn, impressed with his closeness to nature." "Ah, to breathe deeply of that pure, rarefied mountain air." "The trout." "The mountain trout is an alert, intelligent creature." "A fighter of the first water, rugged, strong, daring." "His dauntless fortitude makes him absolutely fearless." "How to approach the stream." "(whispers) Slip up quietly through any shrub or bush, and don't let the fish see you coming." "Uh-oh." "Now you've done it." "Once the pool is disturbed, a fish can never be enticed to bite." "Fly fishing." "The fly fisherman must know how his tackle appears to the fish." "Therefore, through the eyes of the fish, we view the angler." "The tempting fly..." "Study carefully the reaction of the fish." "(HOWLS OF LAUGHTER)" "The lure is scientifically designed." "When dropped into water, the resulting optical illusion creates a realistic effect." "(CHA-CHA MUSIC)" "To cast the lure, select a spot free from overhanging brush and limbs." "Swing the arm with a liquid, rhythmical motion." "The lure skims over the water to land lightly into that deep pool." "The perfect catch!" "The line sings, and the poor fish is really hooked." "Lake fishing. lmmortalised in the words of the ancient bard." "Quote:" ""Upon yon lake's calm, placid breast," ""The angler flies his yawl To tempt a smile from Lady Luck" ""Where'er his hook may fall." Unquote." "Uh-oh, a strike, a strike!" "Oh, boy, what a whopper!" "Look at that pole bend, don't give him any slack!" "Play 'im, play 'im!" "Keep cool, now, don't get excited!" "Here he comes!" "There he goes!" "Keep cool!" "Use your head, man!" "Keep your eye on him." "Look at him go!" "Oh, boy, what a beauty!" "Keep calm now, patience!" "We landed him!" "Watch it, now!" "Don't let him get back in the water!" "Surely, no pride is so justifiable... ..as that of a successful fisherman." " Germany loves Goofy." " Goofy's just terrific." "I like the way he laughs, and when he laughs, it makes me laugh." "I like Goofy's voice best." "Goofy's cool because he looks and acts a little dumb." "I like Goofy best because when he falls over, he makes this noise... whoo-hoo!" "..and that's really funny." "Skiing is fast becoming the most popular of all winter sports." "And small wonder, for there is no finer conquest than that of a mountain, clad in its glorious winter mantle of glittering white." "Skiing is a sport that appeals especially... ..to the rugged, wide-awake, out-of-doors individual..." " (ALARM CLOCK RINGS) - (EYELIDS CREAK)" "..who leaps from his bed at sun-up, anticipating the thrills that lie in store." "The first essential is the correct equipment." "Of primary importance is the undergarment, either one- or two-piece, pre-shrunk and form-fitting." "The skis should be made of seasoned hickory, and free from knot-holes and termites." "The shoes should be box-toed, large enough for two pairs of socks, yet comfortable enough to wiggle your toes, slightly." "And now..." "Now..." "NOW!" "The choice of a sweater should reflect the taste of the true sportsman." "In other words, studied carelessness." "For, after all, clothes do make the man." "Now we are completely dressed... ..with the exception of the trousers!" "The trousers should be light, with a hard, smooth finish." "They should fit snugly, yet allow plenty of room at the hips and knees." "Now we are all set and ready to conquer the heights." ""Ode to a Mountain"." "Quote:" ""Oh, kingly mountain, draped in royal raiment white," ""With countless jewels bedecked, in dazzling splendour," ""Yet silent as the night." Unquote." "If you should smell something out of the ordinary, don't be alarmed." "It is only fresh air." "Upon reaching the summit, our first step is the turn into position." "This is accomplished by the kick turn." "One, knees and skis close together." "Two, firm support on both poles." "Now, a decided kick of left leg and ski, forward and high." "Three, bring ski down parallel, but with the point facing in the opposite direction." "Four, swing the other ski around and drop it parallel to the first ski." "This is quite simple and can be mastered by the greenest amateur." "This is indeed fortunate." "How, technically, to get up." "First, get the skis together, place them parallel and across the down slope." "Then place both poles across your body." "Pull your skis under your body and gently push up." "You are now in an upright position." "For the first attempt, choose a gentle slope." "We start with a joyous hop stroke." "We are off!" "Always keep the eyes to the front because objects can appear suddenly." "Skiing is really quite simple once you get the hang of it." "A popular method of ascent is the herringbone, used on short climbs." "The name herringbone is derived from the neat pattern left in the snow." "Now, to change direction at high speed." "First, the jump turn." "This looks difficult, but once learned it becomes extremely simple." "The shoosh, or downhill run. lt's the quickest way to get to the bottom." "It is so named because of its peculiar sound." "Shoosh!" "(GOOFY SCREAMS)" "The slalom, or downhill racing, should only be attempted by experts." "(YODELLING)" "And now, that thrill of thrills, the goal of every ambitious skier:" "the ski jump." "(GOOFY SCREAMS)" "Ever faster and faster, a vertical human bullet." "Ah, the flight through the air with the grace and beauty of a bird." "Perfectly balanced, the complete master of his own destiny." "After a vigorous day in the open, the skier never has any trouble falling to sleep." " Bye!" " Goodbye from London." " Goodbye, Goofy, from Milan." " Goodbye." " Bye-bye." " Goodbye."