"Horrible monkey!" "Stand still!" "Quick!" "Don't let him get away!" "Mind that gold staff he carries!" "You asked for it!" "Think you can have a birthday party without inviting me?" "Think again!" "No birthday party swings without my gold staff!" "Damn it!" "Now it's your turn!" "Get down!" "I've had enough of this" "Don't let him slip away!" "You unruly little monkey!" "How dare you break into the Palace and eat the Peaches ofHeaven?" "You'll pay the price for this wickedness!" "In the name of Buddha, I will bind you for five hundred years!" "You must accompany the monk Tripitaka on his Journey to the West" "He travels in search of sacred Buddhist scriptures" "You will wear this Ring ofPain from now on" "If you get up to any mischief, the ring will squeeze your head like a lemon!" "You must be kidding!" "If you don't shut up, I'll show you the power of my gold staff!" "Leave me alone!" "Stop it, or I'll knock your block off!" "One, two, three..." "Wow, you're cute" "Wula!" "No, Wula!" "This is Little Dragon" "He'll be your new best friend" "Little Dragon, this is home!" "Where have you hidden it?" "Give me that Iron Fan!" "No, I won't!" "It's a precious family treasure" "I won't let you lose it by" ""Precious family treasure"?" "Will you give it to me or will you force me to take it?" "Dad, Mama's sick!" "Don't treat her like that!" "I can do without lessons from you!" "Dad, the fire on Mount Flame is much worse now" "So what?" "Your mother could deal with it easily!" "Why does Wula have to pee everywhere?" "What a bad father!" "Darling, we have to keep that secret" "Otherwise people will laugh at us" "Mama!" "I'm sorry..." "Don't be angry" "Red, you're a good son" "Now look at all these herbs I've found for you!" "You're sure to get well now" "Very good, boy!" "You've found everything I need" "Red, where did you find this dragon?" "Cute, isn't he?" "I was out picking the herbs..." "Suddenly a fireball came out of the sky..." "When it hit the ground it was like a volcano..." "A volcano running for miles and miles!" "And then this little dragon just plopped down beside me!" "You're making up stories again!" "No, Mama, it's true" "Come outside and I'll show you" "See, over there!" "You think the fire can reach us here?" "Don't worry, we have my precious Iron F an" "Princess, time for your medicine" "Here, let me help you Mama" "There you go Thank you" "What an illness!" "Ugh, it feels as if I've been taking this medicine all my life!" "Why don't I get any better?" "Princess, you could say this medicine has a kill-to-cure aspect..." "What are you trying to say?" "Well, the thing is..." "T o be really effective, it needs one more ingredient..." "Ground bone of monk!" "Ground bone of monk?" "Where on earth can I find that?" "Well, I hear from a very reliable source that 500 years from now the holy monk Tripitaka will pass this way on his quest to find a sacred scroll" "He'll provide the only chance to cure your mother" "There is only one Tripitaka!" "T o get ground bone of monk, you'll need to..." "Catch the monk!" "Bingo!" "But a 500-year wait!" "Haven't you ever heard 'As Time Goes By'?" "500 years seems like a long time" "But it'll pass in a flash if you spend it getting ready" "Hey, this butterfly is Pigsy!" "Stop!" "We have promised Buddha that we'll reach the West under our own steam" "We don't take shortcuts!" "Understand?" "Wait!" "Monkey, do not kill any living creature" "Master, this place is weird" "Watch out!" "Amitabha!" "Master!" "I'll get you!" "I'll flatten you!" "Sorry, may I leave this here?" "Monkey, watch out!" "Nice move, Monkeyboy!" "Where'd this little devil come from?" "You dare to block my way?" "T alk about a wild animal!" "Who d'you think you are?" "Ever seen yourself in a mirror, Monkeyboy?" "What are you on about?" "And who could that be?" "Must be that dumb oaf Sandy!" "You think that's funny, Pork Pie?" "You must be Pigsy, the stupidest fatso!" "Whoever you are, I'll thank you to mind your manners" "Wow, a pig lecturing me about manners!" "That's big news!" "Okay, enough of this!" "Hand over the monk!" "Then I might let the rest of you live!" "But if you don't..." "My child..." "I have done you no wrong" "What do you want with me?" "I need to grind your bones, if you must know" "Have you completely lost it?" "How can you grind a living man's bones?" "No problem, he'll die first" "I've been waiting for you for 500 years!" "Monk, you'd better give yourself up!" "You think so?" "No way!" "Get a load of this!" "You're so heavy, you tub of lard!" "Get off me!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." "Bacon breath!" "(out)" "Here you are..." "That's mine, give it back" "Brother!" "Hang on to it!" "Let go, you pork chop on legs!" "No!" "Let go, bacon breath!" "Let go!" "You're fighting the wrong guy, kid" "If you want a real scrap, he's your man... not me" "Let go!" "Brother Monkey, help me!" "You should fight Monkey" "I'm not the monkey, I'm a pig" "A smelly pig" "Let go, streaky bacon!" "Let go right now!" "Drat!" "Can't let him get away!" "Where'd he go?" "T ake that!" "Little devil, you got it coming!" "Sharp toothpicks you use!" "Think you're grown up, kid?" "Now you're unarmed!" "What are you gonna do?" "You wanna challenge me?" "You need another 300 years of practice!" "Catch!" "Thanks!" "Oh!" "Here..." "I Give up now, Monkeyboy!" "You talkin' to me?" "I'll show you" "Protect the Master!" "Fire..." "Help!" "Y es, water!" "Water!" "My pal's faster than yours!" "You need years more practice!" "Monkeyboy!" "Do your worst!" "I can dowse your flame!" "No, Cloud, don't mess with him" "Lost your sizzle?" "Monkey!" "Monkey..." "Cloud!" "He could be useful to me!" "Okay, now hand over that monk!" "You are a good son to your parents" "Harming others to get your own way is wrong" "You will meditate on your mistakes for three years" "Three years?" "What about my Mama?" "Quick!" "The Great Buddha is before us!" "The Great Buddha is before us!" "I don't want..." "Show some respect, Pork Pie!" "Thank you, Lord Buddha!" "Look, Master, we can't go on!" "We'd better turn back and go home" "There is always a way" "Monkey, you and Pigsy scout the area See if there's a way around" "I'll look this way with Sandy" "Oh, all right" "Come on, Pork Pie" "Couldn't I just nip home first?" "I just remembered..." "I think I forgot to turn off the gas..." "Look, Porker!" "There's an oasis!" "Let's go back and tell Master" "There must be someone around" "Pigsy, you look around the place" "Okay, I'm on it" "Anybody home?" "Who's there?" "Oh boy, a water hole!" "Don't, Pigsy!" "The water could be poisoned!" "Don't drink it!" "Who is..." "Master Mud!" "Welcome!" "Good to meet you, Master Mud" "I'm honored to be visited by Master Tripitaka" "But please don't bathe there, that water is very precious" "Pigsy, come out at once" "What's with this place?" "How come it's so hot?" "Is there no way to cross those mountains?" "There is a way, but it's very difficult" "You need to get the Iron F an" "T o cross the mountains, you need to put out the fires first" "What Iron F an is that?" "It belongs to Princess Iron F an of the Banana Cave" "It's her family heirloom" "It's the only thing that can put out those fires" "The Banana Cave?" "That's right, Princess Iron Fan and her husband Ox" "They live in the Banana Cave, 300 leagues from here" "That's great!" "Ox and I are old buddies!" "We go back 500 years!" "Cloud..." "Let's go!" "What is it, Wula?" "Scuse me, Ma'am, is Ox at home?" "No, he's out..." "Are you Monkey?" "You must be the famously gorgeous and smart Mrs Ox!" "Right, babe?" "How dare you burst in here!" "Aw, don't be like that, Sis" "Ain't it cool to have a handsome guy show up on your doorstep?" "Enough of your nonsense!" "Where's my son?" "Your son?" "Don't feign innocence!" "Red went out looking for you and he hasn't come back" "Why was he attacking my Master?" "So you have got him!" "Cool it, Dame" "He asked for it" "He tried to kill my Master!" "Buddha himself locked him up to punish him" "That's absurd!" "Red is smart, cute and sensible" "Hang about, Sis" "Your nose is getting longer!" "Why are you here?" "The fire in the mountains is blocking our way" "So?" "We need your Iron F an to blow it out" "Give me back my son, and I'll let you use the fan" "Don't worry about him" "He's safe in Buddha's hands" "Listen, Ape!" "You come here behaving like this and expect me to do you a favor?" "Behave yourself and accept my proposal!" "Or would you rather go home?" "Do you want the Iron F an or not?" "As you wish!" "I'll show you the power of the Iron F an!" "Hocus Pocus, Abracadabra..." "Oh, it's you again!" "Wondered where you'd slithered off to" "Scuse me!" "I'd love to hang with you, but I got places to go, people to see..." "Bye bye!" "Fooled you!" "What's with all these trees?" "Buddha's in for a surprise!" "It seems you're turning into another naughty little Monkey" "Let me see..." "What were you saying about me being in for a surprise?" "Buddha, please don't be angry" "I was just kidding" "It looked to me as if you were trying to escape" "I miss my Little Dragon" "And I'm worried about my Mama" "Dear child, I'll grant you a visit home" "But only if you'll promise me two things" "I'll promise!" "First, stop trying to take Tripitaka's bones" "But Mama really needs them!" "She will recover without them" "Don't worry" "What do you mean?" "You'll find out when the time comes" "Okay, I promised" "And the second one?" "My palm is itchy" "Give me a good scratch before you go!" "Is that all?" "Ah, that feels so good..." "Wula, you need a bath!" "Where did you pick up all these fleas?" "Stop playing, I'm serious I don't like dirty fleas" "Princess!" "Time for your medicine!" "And when you've drunk it all down I'll give you a good massage" "Thank you for taking such good care of me" "Princess, you flatter me" "Your health is my first and only concern" "You're welcome" "It's most efficacious when it's hot, Princess" "I don't like the smell of this!" "Oh..." "My stomach is killing me!" "Killing..." "She ain't kidding!" "What's going on?" "Why is there a voice in my stomach?" "It's me, Monkey, paying you a visited" "You..." "Come out of there right now, Monkey!" "What allows you to invade my insides?" "But I'm here, so what are you going to do about it?" "You won't get rid of me until you give me that Iron F an" "Come out first!" "No way!" "You think I was born yesterday?" "First, give me the fan!" "And hurry it up!" "Or I'll demonstrate my drumming skills!" "The drummer in the May Day band learned all he knows from me!" "All right, all right!" "Just stop that infernal drumming!" "I'll give you the Iron F an" "Great!" "Now I need to know the spell to make it bigger again" "You can't do that while it's still inside me!" "I realise that" "All right then..." "So tell me the spell!" "I can't!" "Listen..." "Don't mess me around or you'll soon be 'breaking wind' as never before!" "No, no!" "It's just that I can't say it out loud." "I'll write it down for you" "Then I'll swallow it" "Now, will you come out?" "So this is the spell!" "I'll need some help..." "Please sneeze!" "Sneeze?" "I can't just sneeze to order!" "Wula, come here" "Help me, I need a sneeze" "Not you, silly!" "I need you to help me sneeze!" "Thanks!" "Bye bye!" "You damnable Monkey!" "By the way, Princess..." "What is that stinky toad giving you?" "Inside you, it smells like something dead!" "Little dragon!" "Dragon..." "Dragon..." "Dragon..." "Come, Dragon!" "Dinnertime!" "Come, my lovely Dragon!" "Time to eat!" "Not so fast!" "Be good, and do as I say" "Then you can have your reward!" "You can get high again!" "Down you go!" "Good boy!" "This is the biggest you've found so far!" "Next time, dive even deeper..." "Try even harder!" "Precious stones are Spider's best friends!" "Isn't that just yummy?" "You bring me even bigger stones and I'll get you higher than you've ever dreamed!" "Mission accomplished!" "Master!" "Good work, Monkey!" "I knew the Princess would be generous" "You might say that!" "Anyhow, you can count on me" "Oh boy, can I see it?" "Here it is!" "T o use it, you need a good head" "Is that it?" "What good is a tiddly little fan like that?" "Hocus Pocus, Abracadabra..." "Don't unerestimate that F an" "Say the right words and it changes!" "I've memorized them!" "Then all you have to is recite them" "T ake aim and wave the fan at Mount Flame" "Then the fires will die down" "Great!" "Let's give it a shot right now!" "But Monkey..." "Now what?" "You must remember..." "First blow for wind, second blow for rain, third blow for fire" "But don't give it a fourth blow!" "That will make the F an destroy itself!" "That's enough gobbledegook!" "The main thing is to put out the fire" "Who cares what happens to the F an?" "Monkey:" "Check it out!" "Let's play BLOW game, baby." "It works!" "The fire's been put out!" "Buddha be blessed" "Now, let's get going" "What the...?" "No way!" "I'll try it again" "The Princess is really powerful!" "You're wasting our time!" "Don't laugh at me, Pigsy or I'll have you roasted!" "Monkey, don't be reckless!" "If I may make a suggestion..." "It might work better if Ox were holding it" "You could be right" "So where do I find Ox?" "Where would you expect to find a compulsive gambler?" "Half Mountain Inn!" "That's lucky!" "Hey, Ox!" "Brother Ox!" "You want to get trampled to death?" "Ox, my old pal!" "Monkey..." "It's good that you showed up!" "I have a score to settle with you!" "Where is my son?" "I know you're to blame for his disappearance" "Tell me where he is!" "Well, I guess I did have a little something to do with it" "You can have something to do with my pitchfork!" "Come on, Ox..." "Let me explain!" "Smash first, explain later" "Ox, let me explain!" "You gave me choice, it was for your own good!" "That's ridiculous!" "Listen, Ox, we all know how much you like gambling" "None of your business!" "And how you always lose!" "You're asking for it!" "Hey, lay off my trusty steed!" "Will you listen?" "I got your boy a gig with Buddha!" "He even has an official job title" "What job title?" "Buddha's little Fortune Teller" "Oh yeah?" "I'd rather he was a Fortune Bringer!" "You're missing the point!" "Your son is loaded with fortunes!" "So, with a little help from Buddha you won't ever lose again!" "Or you can call me Monkey!" "Right..." "I've lost all my crickets..." "Don't worry, I give you my word" "Whatever game you play, you'll win" "Let me handle it!" "Let's go!" "Okay, let's go!" "I'll go along with this" "But if you happen to see my boy, please tell him I really respect what he's doing" "He should study hard and become a decent man" "And if he lets slip any secrets of the fortune-making kind he can drop me a line or send me an e-mail" "Of course, you'll be the first to know!" "Dragon has become hopelessly addicted to the potion" "But I can't rely only on Dragon" "You must act quickly!" "Sure, but I need to be cunning too" "I need to learn the secret spell" "Otherwise I won't be able to do anything" "Once I get it, everything will be fine!" "Why don't you force it out of her?" "Force?" "You know how powerful that Iron F an is?" "Of course I do!" "Idiot!" "I've made up my mind..." "We should work through Ox too" "When I lay my hands on the Iron Fan I'll control everything, just wait and see!" "I won't need to waste money buying potions for Dragon" "I can't wait for that day!" "Of course, I won't forget your contribution" "You're taking care of Ox?" "Don't worry" "He's dumb through and through" "And I have more good news for you" "Really?" "What's that?" "Tripitaka, the holy monk from the East, is here" "Why should I care about that?" "You don't understand, he's a very holy monk" "It's said that if you grind up his bones and swallow them you'll live forever" "Live forever?" "Mr Ox, you're a bit late today" "Nonsense!" "I'm always the first to arrive in Half Mountain Inn" "Listen, I'm here today to win back everything I lost" "I'm with my old pal Monkey" "Lady luck is with me today" "Do come in" "I have to slip out for a while" "What's going on?" "What's gotten into you?" "Stop whirling me around!" "What's going on?" "You're making me dizzy!" "Really?" "I have good news for you" "I know where our son is" "You big oaf, I already know!" "You do?" "Drat, someone's ruined my surprise" "First thing tomorrow, I'll tell Buddha to let him go" "What makes you think Buddha will release him?" "I'll force him to if I have to" "Force him?" "Surely even you aren't stupid enough to pick a fight with Buddha?" "I can't beat Buddha, but I can offer to swap places with Red" "Buddha can lock me up instead!" "That way, I won't be able to go gambling" "So it will kill two birds with one stone" "And you won't give me a hard time when I come home" "Are you serious?" "You really mean it?" "Every word!" "I'll do anything for you and Red" "Wula, what are you doing?" "You miss Red too?" "You're so eager for me to take his place?" "Wula!" "Bad dog!" "You don't seem yourself today" "I'm fine" "I haven't had a drink all day" "But take care while I'm out" "That pesky Monkey might come by and cause trouble again" "You're usually the last one to think about family matters" "How did you know that Monkey has been here?" "I know lots of things!" "I bumped into him on my way home" "He wanted me to get your Iron F an for him" "He wants to steal it" "He's using you to trick me?" "Don't worry" "I know what he's up to!" "...but I'm no Dumb Ox" "Whatever you say" "By the way, honey..." "Are you sure the Iron Fan is safe?" "Of course I am" "Really?" "Don't be silly" "Can you make sure it is?" "Why would I do that?" "Just to be certain" "Just check that it's where it should be" "How thoughtful of you" "Don't mention it" "It's your heirloom!" "We have to be sure" "It's always here" "Don't worry, I'm not as careless as you!" "That's a relief!" "I'm glad you're so careful" "You're a treasure" "Thanks, Sis!" "Wow, how did it get to be this size?" "And how do I change it back?" "I've forgotten the spell" "It doesn't work..." "Hey, Pork Pie!" "Roast Pork!" "W ake up for a roast pork dinner!" "No!" "Hey, what's up, brother?" "Quick, I need your help" "Help me carry this Iron F an" "Looks pretty heavy!" "Get in gear, you lazy pig!" "I need more sleep..." "If you don't help me, I'll show you who's the boss around here" "Okay, okay, I'll carry it!" "You're kind of amazing, aren't you?" "You bet I am!" "I twisted the Princess around my little finger!" "Right!" "But watch out, that kid Red might come looking for revenge" "Red?" "That little squirt?" "That little squirt might get the better of you!" "You must be kidding!" "No, I'm serious!" "Shrink!" "I don't get it, why did Buddha let you go?" "Justice is always on the side of the good guys!" "I'm having a summer break!" "This can't be!" "How do you control the Iron F an's size like that?" "You're not smart enough to understand" "And to catch up with me you need to be really smart" "Don't run away!" "I've beaten you twice, so you should call me Mast!" "But you don't play fair!" "The first time, you had a dragon helping you!" "You have no shame!" "You can surrender now if you like" "That's not gonna happen!" "How about we go one on one?" "No tricks, no games, just you and me?" "It's a deal!" "Let's meet three days from now!" "Deal!" "I was too careless!" "How could I lose the Iron Fan like that?" "Wula, you're right!" "Maybe I should just ask Ox to come back and sort out the problem" "Hold on, Wula..." "What if I'm cheated by another fake Ox?" "Wula, you're so smart!" "He'll be drunk and dirty!" "The real Ox is unmistakeable!" "But what if he can't defeat Monkey?" "I've lost my little Red..." "I can't lose my Ox too!" "Mama, I'm back!" "Red!" "How come you're free?" "Come, let me hug you!" "I've missed you so much" "Buddha let me have a break" "Buddha is so kind" "Red, you're so sweet and clever!" "Not like me!" "I've just lost my Iron Fan!" "Don't worry, Mama" "I have a present for you" "Look, Mama!" "My Iron Fan!" "How did you...?" "Monkey isn't the only one with tricks up his sleeve!" "Ow, that hurts!" "You lazy hog!" "Roast pork!" "Wake up!" "Master, look at Brother Monkey!" "He's picking on me" "Don't you get it?" "Before a long journey, you need rest!" "You're just lazy!" "That's a bad excuse!" "No..." "Stop hitting me!" "Don't run away!" "Stop hitting me!" "Shut up!" "But my face is my fortune!" "Shut up!" "Stop hitting me!" "Monkey, don't bully Pigsy" "What?" "I risk my life getting hold of that stupid Iron F an while he just dozes in the sun!" "Why are you siding with him, Master?" "I don't want trouble" "I just need a helping hand once in a while" "If we don't find a way to cross these mountains our journey's over" "Don't go around blaming people!" "Master has done nothing wrong" "If not for him, where would we be?" "Don't just fly off the handle!" "If you have to blame someone, blame me!" "Don't blame Master!" "One more squeal from you and we'll see who wants roast pork for dinner" "Master!" "He wants to roast me!" "Namo Amitabha..." "Ow!" "Master, I can't take it!" "(out)" "(out)" "You had this coming!" "Serves you right for being so mean!" "Master!" "You shut up!" "Better watch what you say!" "Don't expect me to come running next time you're in a fix!" "Who asked you to?" "It's killing me, Master!" "I'll be good, I promise!" "Master, please end the spell" "Holy men should be kind and merciful!" "That's what you always tell us!" "I'll stop as long as you promise to keep your temper" "I promise!" "I'll never lose my temper again!" "I'm truly sorry, Master" "Good!" "You must correct your behaviour" "Remember, your heart should always overflow with kindness" "Brother..." "My heart will overflow with kindness, but I need my stomach full too" "Pigsy, Monkey had a point" "You should make yourself useful" "How far can you go on an empty stomach?" "And you need rest to prepare for a long journey" "Banana oil!" "Master..." "I know what's on your mind" "And I know what you've done for all of us" "We're lucky to have you with us" "I have a bad temper, I let you down" "Just remember, try to be patient" "Master, I will" "Are you laughing at me, too?" "You think I'm just a bag of pork chops?" "That I can't make any plans?" "What are you staring at?" "Come closer if you like!" "Roast Pork has his pride too" "If you don't shup up, I'll get you and grill you for dinner!" "Just look at you!" "Not exactly a model citizen, are you?" "Coward, you should be afraid of me" "You're lucky I missed!" "But I've got more important things to think about" "I'll deal with you when I get back" "Y eah!" "Go!" "What bad luck!" "That was just the warm-up" "Now for the real show!" "No?" "You don't believe me?" "I'll let you see" "This is my super armored cricket!" "He's in a class of his own!" "He's literally unbeatable!" "Ox, I think you should just give up" "Just you wait, I'm going to turn the tables" "I've lost almost everything I own!" "Sorry to hear that..." "I'll make you an offer" "Don't ever say I didn't give you a chance" "If you win this game you can recoup all of your losses." "Fine!" "Just watch me go!" "Watch you go?" "Okay!" "But if you lose again what will I get?" "My trusty steed!" "My Blue-water-golden-eye will be yours!" "I don't think so, I don't have a driving license" "So I think you'd better stake something else instead" "Let's see, how about betting your wife's Iron Fan?" "Everyone wants the Iron Fan all of a sudden!" "Sorry, it's her family heirloom" "I can't stake that" "No deal, no game!" "All right, all right, it's a deal" "I'll stake the Iron Fan" "Little champ, I've staked everything on you!" "My life depends on you!" "Seconds out... fight!" "Y eah!" "You've got him!" "Go for it!" "Go!" "Half-time!" "Come on, buddy!" "You gotta win for me!" "Hey, that's cheating!" "You're doping him!" "Cheat!" "Cheat!" "Cheat!" "Okay, now I'm angry!" "A bull in a china shop has nothing on me right now!" "Don't run away or I'll knock the whole place down" "Don't get so excited!" "Here, let your champ have some too!" "Oh no!" "My poor little buddy!" "I should smash you like a bug!" "Not so fast!" "I've arranged for your precious Princess to take this potion too" "You'd better act fast!" "Bring me the Iron F an within four hours and I'll give you the antidote" "Otherwise you can bury the Iron Fan with your wife!" "That slimy, double-crossing toad!" "Double-crossing?" "Don't insult me!" "Hey, watch who you push aside!" "You should say "Sorry" when you bump into someone" "I could die laughing!" "A fat pig complaining to a big ox!" "How do you do?" "I am the famous Pigsy" "Hey, fat pig..." "This is a clip joint!" "You should steer clear of it!" "Don't worry, Ox" "I know you always lose" "I'm here to win for you" "To win for me?" "That's odd, how does he know my name?" "Anyhow, I must hurry home" "Welcome, Pigsy!" "Have a seat, good sir!" "Plenty of pretty girls here!" "I'd like to see your manager" "Now the Iron F an is all but in our hands!" "Why has this pig shown up?" "Never mind, he's signing his own death warrant" "Through him we'll get the monk's ground bones!" "We'll live forever!" "But what about that interfering little ape?" "Monkey?" "I have a plan to deal with him" "Delicious dishes, and the rice is good too..." "Do you have a vegetarian menu?" "Y es, we do" "Then next time I'll bring my Master" "Ow, something hit me!" "Who turned out the lights?" "It's suddenly gone dark..." "Money, focus your mind!" "Calm mind, calm body!" "Master, bad news!" "Shh! "Calm mind, calm body"" "Don't you get it?" "What's the problem?" "Pigsy's gone missing!" "Really?" "Roast Pork can't have gone too far!" "Let's split up and search for him" "Okay" "Pigsy!" "Pigsy!" "Watermelon!" "Watermelon!" "Sweet, juicy watermelon!" "Come on, have a slice!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." "Come on!" "Try a slice!" "Help yourself!" "But I don't have any money" "Never mind, have one on me" "Thank you!" "Don't mind if I do" "T ake your time, enjoy!" "There's plenty more" "Have you by any chance..." "seen a fat with a podgy nose..." "A pig?" "Carrying a rake, right?" "That's the one?" "Y eah, he had some watermelon and went that way!" "Sandy, stop!" "I know this creep!" "He's up to no good!" "That watermelon must be poisoned!" "Now, tell me the truth!" "Where did that juicy porker I mean, Pigsy..." "Where did he go?" "Murder!" "Murder!" "Help!" "Stop it!" "Monkey, stop it!" "They didn't pay for the watermelon, and now they're attacking me!" "Master, that toad is lying!" "I didn't touch him!" "Silence!" "I saw the whole thing" "Good sir..." "Good sir, are you hurt?" "I'm so sorry" "This is all my fault, I haven't taught them well enough" "Master, Monkey didn't hit him" "You're getting it wrong" "Be quiet!" "I didn't do anything!" "I didn't!" "I'm innocent!" "You're incorrigible!" "Apologise at once!" "I'm innocent..." "Go away, you disobedient delinquent!" "Hurry up and go!" "Don't worry, I won't use the spell" "Just go as far away as possible!" "I don't want you to be with me" "Monkey, apologize to Master!" "Please do it!" "No way!" "I've wanted to quit for ages!" "Have it your own way, monk!" "Go on your quest without me" "I'll go back to my mountain" "Let him go" "Just ignore himself" "Monkey..." "Please don't be angry, sir!" "It was really all my fault" "I know where your pig friend went" "Just head down this path..." "Turn at the next corner, and you'll find him there" "You go ahead, I'll just clean up this mess here" "I'll catch up with you" "That's very kind of you!" "Many thanks!" "Master!" "Save me!" "You wicked spiders!" "Release Brother Pigsy right now!" "Master!" "Save me!" "You've arrived just in time" "All divisions, advance!" "Seize them!" "Princess!" "Where are you?" "Princess!" "Where are you?" "Princess!" "Where are you?" "Wula!" "Princess!" "What's happened to you?" "Buck up, Princess!" "We're running out of time!" "The Fan!" "Princess, I need the Iron Fan!" "Otherwise you'll die when the sand runs out!" "Come on, Baby, we have no time to waste" "The Iron Fan... is right..." "Come on, Honey, don't nod out!" "Honey, wake up!" "Where's the Iron Fan?" "Where?" "On her head?" "Could it be her hairpin?" "So that's where she hides it!" "Wula, watch your mistresscarefully" "I've got to get the antidote" "Hang on, what about the magic spell?" "W ake up, Princess!" "What shall I do?" "Great, Wula!" "You've been a big help!" "Thanks a lot!" "I gotta hurry to get the antidote" "Who is it?" "Who?" "Me, of course" "Uh... it's you" "Monkeyboy, what's that "Uh"supposed to mean?" "I'm in no mood to play with you, kid" "What?" "You've forgotten our agreement?" "No, but I'm not in the mood now" "I'm not part of the quest for the sacred scroll any more" "What?" "Are you breaking your word?" "I won't let you!" "It's time to settle our differences once and for all!" "Look, kid, I'm not in the mood!" "Don't you get it?" "Hold it right there!" "You don't go anywhere until we've fought!" "Fine!" "You want a fight, I'll give you a fight!" "This is a big day!" "Now everything is in your power, Mistress!" "How does it feel to be in control?" "You have the Iron F an and the monk" "Please don't forget our agreement..." "the jewels you promised me" "Your help has been invaluable, T oad, I should thank you" "How could I forget all you've done for me?" "But..." "How do I know that this is the real Iron Fan?" "What are you doing, Mistress?" "Hey..." "Be careful with it!" "I just want to test the power of the Iron Fan" "Mistress!" "Please!" "Spare me!" "Hocus Pocus, Abracadabra..." "Help!" "Help me!" "A red shoe?" "That traitor was wearing those shoes" "So it was you!" "You're the traitor!" "Don't kill me, young master!" "They've taken your mother's Iron Fan" "Your father and the monk are in danger!" "Monkeyboy, we have to rescue them!" "It could be a trap" "Believe me, it's all true!" "Trust me this once!" "Spider just used the Iron F an to blow me away!" "Okay, I'll trust you this time" "But if it turns out you're lying, we'll eat frog's legs tonight" "Now, get lost!" "Ow, my back!" "Young master!" "Your mother has been poisoned, but I have the antidote here" "Come back!" "Ow!" "Why has it turned out like this?" "I guess I deserve it" "Hey, where are we going?" "Help!" "I'm afraid of heights!" "Master, I don't want to be roasted!" "Dad!" "Look out, son!" "You think you can strike us alone?" "Archers, deploy webs!" "Princess, I've brought you the antidote" "Son!" "Rush home and help your mother!" "Monkey, help me!" "Forget it!" "You're not getting away!" "You stinking spider, let me go!" "So you want to die?" "You're the one who's gonna die!" "Monkey!" "Thanks" "Master, that was a close thing!" "Monkey, you came just in time" "Curse you!" "Red, my son!" "This is all my fault!" "Thank heaven you're safe!" "Dad, let's celebrate another time" "Oh!" "The Iron Fan!" "My Iron Fan!" "I'm so glad to see you, my dear, dear, dearest buddy!" "This is no time to get sentimental!" "I'm sorry for doubting you, Monkey" "Pigsy, go and help Horse!" "She still has the Iron F an!" "What shall we do?" "You won't know what hits you!" "Retreat!" "It's a trap!" "Spread out!" "Fire spiders!" "If they put out the fires on Mount Flame, we'll have no home!" "T ake up your weapons and prepare to fight for your lives!" "Spider queendom rules the world!" "Spider queendom rules the world!" "Spider queendom rules the world!" "You asked for it!" "Master, stay clear!" "Okay, clone disciples, fight!" "Shrink!" "We'll help you!" "Dragon!" "Dragon!" "Dragon!" "Fetch!" "Bring me the Iron F an!" "Ugh!" "Next time, watch where you're going!" "Why don't you keep your eyes open and your mouth shut?" "Let's go!" "Dragon!" "Don't give her the Iron Fan!" "Dragon!" "Don't give her the Iron Fan!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Oh dear!" "I'm so sorry!" "Did that hurt?" "Stop bucking around!" "Stop bucking around!" "That's it!" "Go, go!" "Hey, you ugly bug!" "If you hurt him, I'll cut you into pieces!" "Don't bite off more than you can chew, brat!" "Come on, hurry!" "They sound busy in there!" "Maybe we should come back later..." "Darling, wait for me!" "Can I believe my eyes?" "I'm fully recovered!" "It's a miracle" "I've been so blind!" "I'll never gamble again" "This is no time to get sentimental!" "Where's our son?" "There they are, up there!" "Over here!" "The blanket's ready!" "We have to save my Dragon!" "You got it!" "Thank you for my Iron F an" "What's wrong with him?" "He's choking on the pearl!" "We have to help him" "The pearl!" "We did it!" "You're the best little dragon in the world!" "Dragon!" "My sweet little Dragon!" "You're the best little dragon in the world!" "What terrible disasters Mount Flame has caused" "Please take cover, all of you" "I'll do something about it" "The Iron Fan is precious only when it's used in the right way" "What's wrong, my dearest?" "Mama!" "I'll be fine" "I'm just a little tired" "Amitabha!" "Buddha be praised!" "What you have done for us all is truly beyond any words of thanks" "Now that the fire is out we must say farewell and continue our quest for the sacred scroll" "You have to leave right now?" "Hey, kid!" "Stay cool!" "I'll see you again when we've finished the quest" "Ox, my old friend..." "Like father, like son" "You have an amazing boy!" "Till we meet again!" "Goodbye!" "A gift for you" "Monkey..." "What's wrong now, boss?" "I think..." "I think it's about time we took off this ring" "Too much!" "Master, are you sure about that?" "What if Monkey tries to tenderize me again?" "Pigsy, you worry too much" "But Master..." "Last time he hit my head with his staff" "He said my head was like a wooden fish!" "Master, Master..." "I think I'm kind of used to wearing it" "I won't look so cool without it" "An idol like me needs to look cool!" "I can wait for the sequel to take it off!" "Thanks anyway!" "Amitabha!" "Amitabha!" "So be it!" "Hey, Monkeyboy!" "After your quest don't forget to come visit me!" "Sure, no problem!" "Count on it!" "Bye bye!" "It's a deal!" "Deal!" "Bye bye!" "Bye bye!" "Come on, Sandy" "Oh..." "It's a butterfly!" "English subtitle editor:" "Tony RAYNS"