"Get up." "Let's go." "Who's that?" "Don't you ever come out again." "Fighting with your wife again?" "I didn't come home last night." " You're out of line." " I know." "But my girlfriend threatened to kill herself." "Unless I stayed with her." "You shouldn't be having a girlfriend." "Italians can't live without love." "All you Chinese know is work." "We've very selective about love." "We've got to go to work." "I can't go out, she'd kill me." "Move over and let us out." "She'd kill you too." "We'll go down from the balcony." "Aren't you afraid of the Spaniard below?" "No." "I'll go first." "I'm going down." "What is matter with you?" "Don't you Chinese use the stairs?" " The Italians are fighting there." " Come on." "You signaled me to jump." "I signaled you not to." " You should have shouted." " I was going to." "What?" "But you jumped before I could yell." "Which is the way to Via Layetana?" "Via Layetana?" " Where's Via Layetana?" " Why do you ask?" "Straight on from here and first on your left." "When you get to C. Mallorca then..." " Then what?" " You're lost." "You've just missed C. Bilbao." "What should I do then?" "Turn left at C. Bilbao where you'll see a fountain." "Make sure the fountain is working." "If it works?" "Then Via Layetana is right ahead of you." "If it doesn't work?" "That means the City Council has closed the street for repairs." "Then you'll have to find another way through." "I now understand." "Thank you." "Hi." "I'm terribly sorry." "I really didn't mean it, officer." "Let me help you, officer." " I'm sorry." " We apologize, officer." "Don't let me catch you washing your car here again." "Move on, you hear me?" " I promise we won't do it again." " Yes." "We won't do it again." "Good morning, sir." " Have you been chimney sweeping?" " No." "Then why the blacken face?" "Damn Chinese!" "Private detective Matt." "Hold it!" "Boss." " What are you doing?" " Just exercising." "Why didn't you have the light fixed?" "Power's been cut off." "My account's only 3 days overdue." "And they cut the supply off." "You haven't paid me for 3 months." "I've kept you employed though." "If I had let you go." "You couldn't have found another job." "Without a job, bye bye to Spain." "But I could have paid the electricity bill for you." "Now you're talking like a good employed." "Anybody looking for me?" "The phone company sent 2 guys here." "They couldn't have come to hire me." "They came to take the phone away." "No wonder it's so quiet here." "Alfonso also came here to see you." "Alone?" "No, with two muscle types." "What did he want?" "He said you owed her 100,000 Pesetas." "That's a coded message." "It means he's got a new lead." "He also asked when you'd be back." "Next time he comes, tell him I'm out of town." "That's another coded message." " You can tell him yourself" " Why?" "He said he'd back at noon." "Which is about now." "What?" "Why didn't you tell me sooner?" "What's the big deal?" "Another coded message?" "It means my life's in danger." "I have to find a place to hide." "You're now the acting chairman of this agency." "You're in charge." "That means a promotion." "And a raise?" "Don't kid yourself." "Acting chairman's still a chairman." "I'd better put a tie on." "Sit down, before you tell me your problem." "You should listen to my principles." "I won't do anything illegal." "I don't have the guts." "Now tell me what I can do for you." "I want you to find someone." "That's a new challenge." "You've never done that before?" "Yes, but it's still a challenge." "I didn't know you're..." "An inscrutable Chinese?" "I won't waste your time." "I want you to find the child of a woman." "What's her name?" "Gloria." "The child's a boy?" "You'll have to find out yourself." "Here's the folder on Gloria." "This photo was taken 22 years ago." "That's a tough assignment." "Who said it'd be easy?" "I'll give you the case on 2 conditions." "I too have one condition." "Firstly, this case is highly confidential." "Secondly, you must find the child in 2 weeks." "Here's some expense money." "You'll get US$20,000 more if you deliver." "Now tell me your condition." "My condition is I accept your conditions." "You can reach me at this number." "A test?" "What are you doing?" "That's the latest liquid preserver." "I'll wait for your call." "Get back to work first." "Go take orders." " A coke please." " Sure." " What would you like" " Coffee, with milk." "Coming right away." " Anything to eat?" " No." "What would you like?" "One 22, and one 16." "Coming right away." "You want something to drink?" "A coke..." " These are the orders." " Okay." "Business is not bad." "Fried rice." "That'll be too much." "A double." "Here." "Take it." " There you go." " Thank you." "What's going on?" "How dull!" "Let's go." "Let's go, stop eating." "You're ruining my business." "Bravo of us." "Can you go somewhere else?" " What's..." " What's your problem?" "You're ruining my business." " What?" " Do your business elsewhere." "Boy." "Well?" "Let's race one round this square." "The loser picks up the tab for today." "Sure." "I'll be the referee." "Ready, go!" "Faster." "Get lost." "Faster." "Faster, we're counting on you." "Where are the customers?" "Scared away by the Hell's Angels." "I'll talk to them." "I've done that already, no use." " Pack up and drive off" " Why?" "We'll play Robin Hood." "Faster." "Faster." "My mother told me I shouldn't fight." "Did she tell you not to come here?" "Yes, but I forgot all about it." "I won't fight you, I'm leaving." "Sure..." "Get back to work." "Morning." "Show me your pass." " Thank you." " Bye." ""San Agapito Mental Institute"" "When will your father be out?" "Mental illness is tough to handle." "God knows when he'd be out." "Damn, a flat tire." "That's no big deal." "Who said it's a big deal?" "You sure sounded like it's one." "How should I have reacted then?" ""Ha!" "Ha!" "A flat tire!"" "No normal person would have reacted that way." "Ha!" "Ha!" "A flat tire!" "You're right, only nuts would say that." "Change the tires." "Have you got a magnet?" "No, but what for?" "I can tie a string around it." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I can then lower it into the gutter." " Are you sober?" " Yes." "Why would you lower a magnet into the gutter?" "I have to salvage the nuts." "What nuts?" " Those nuts?" " You're quite smart." "We really need a magnet." " I told you" " We're stuck." "I've seldom seen people so dumb." "And you're not?" "At least I know how to solve the problem." "Enlighten us." "Take one nut off each of the other tires." "So that you have 3 nuts." "That'd hold the tire temporarily." "I agree." "You're a smart guy, why are you here?" "I'm here because I'm psychologically unbalanced." "Not because I'm dumb." "Those are 2 different issues." "You're really dumb." "I'd better not waste my time with you guys." "I'll find another beach." "Let's change tires." " You guess what's he doing?" " Who knows?" " Ask him?" " It's no good." "Don't be afraid!" "Let's me do it." "What are you doing?" "I'm a clock, I'm count time." " What time is?" " 2:30 p.m." "Wrong!" "It's 2:45 p.m." "I'm going slowly." " What's your Dad doing?" " Fishing." "Dad, we've come to see you." "Speak softer, you scared my fish." "Are you bored, uncle?" "The whole world's boring." "Found a girlfriend for David yet?" "There aren't that many Chinese girls in Spain." "Who said it had to be a Chinese?" "Love transcends nationality." "He's changed." " I'm really worried." " Isn't it funny?" "What's that guy doing?" "Telling himself a joke." "Isn't that funny?" "What's wrong this time?" "He's heard that joke before." " He still thinks he's Columbus." " Really?" " Well?" "How are you?" " Fishing?" "Catch one for me too." "I didn't know you're a nut too." "How can one fish from a bucket?" "The illness of your father is better." "The clock is ringing." "Time to go for a meeting." "I don't mind you go with me." " I wonder who his date is." " Beats me." "That's why "love transcends nationality"." "No wonder he's getting better." "Where's your Mam?" "She's making herself up, she sent me here." "So you won't be impatient." "Tell her to take her time." "I'll wait here very patiently." "I know what you're thinking." "I know what you're guessing." "But I'm not thinking about that." "I'm not guessing." "I know, because I'm thinking about that myself." "We're on the same wavelength then." "Which means we should both forget about it." "So pretty." "She belongs to my Dad." "Okay, okay." "We'll be on our way." "See you next week." "Don't go, you have to meet my date." " Some other time." " There." "Gloria, you look terrific." "I miss you so." "I know what you're thinking." "Likewise here." "We're thinking about the same thing." "Make a move then." "I've got to run, good bye." " Tell your Dad we're leaving." " Sure." " Dad, we've got to go." " That's right." "Wait, I want you to meet Gloria." "That's my son David, and his cousin Thomas." "Hi..." "Go and leave us alone." "Come on." " She's waiting for a cab." " What an opportunity!" "Tell her we'll give her a ride." "Cabs are too expensive." "What if she likes taking cabs?" "Don't be silly." "You go talk to her." "I'll drive the van here." "I'm giving you a break." "You go talk to her." " Hello." " Hi." "Your cab." "Bye." " She turned you down?" " I didn't offer anything." "You're so useless." "The result would have been the same." "Of course not." "You had zero chance because you didn't ask." "You had a 50% chance if you did though." "Elegant, nice, she may be a princess." "A princess with a crazy mother?" " Why not?" " Maybe." "Get in." "2,000 Pesetas?" "Your mother may be so cheap." "Don't be nasty, let's make a deal." " How about 4,000?" " Okay." "Thomas, 2 coffees please." "Order afterwards." "You won't take that long." "Get them to settle their accounts tonight." "How much do I owe you?" "1,250 Pesetas." "Here's 1,300," " keep the change." " Thanks." "Can I have a free spring roll?" "That spring roll cost 70 Pesetas." "Are you new around here?" " What's your price?" " 15,000." "3,000." "Save that for pension." " 3,000." " 2,000." "Get lost." "Hi..." "I ran into Princess." "Princess wouldn't come to a place like this." "You can go take a look yourself." "15,000 Pesetas." "That's US$100, very reasonable, let's go." "She went with him." "So?" "She's not your girlfriend." "What's your problem?" "You've treated me to many free spring rolls." "Let me give you a good time tonight." "Thank you, but we can't." "I didn't know she'd be a hooker." "At least she's an expensive one." "How much cash do you have?" " Why?" " Come on." "20,000 and change." "Too much for a good time." "What?" "I'm giving it to her." "So she's got a night off, what about tomorrow?" "There are so many hookers here." "Can we help them all?" "We can't even afford one free spring roll each." "Go to work." "You stole my wallet." "Don't you dare running away!" "Did you see a girl running through?" "What kind of girl?" "Dressed in red, tall and long hair." "One should be careful with one's wallet." "What's wrong?" "I think I've got a fever." "What do you want to do?" "I want to go home." "Take this last order then." "Thomas, did you see a tall and skinny girl?" " Like this?" " Yes." " There are many over there." " Be serious." "No." " Hey, now what." " Let's search." "So Princess is a hooker." "And a pickpocket." "Maybe that guy lost his wallet elsewhere." "One shouldn't condemn people on rumors." "We've arrived home." "You think I don't know?" "I wasn't talking to you." " Miss." " Hi!" "No wonder you said you're not feeling well." "Calm down, don't be mad at me." "Let's all get off first." "This is the end of your ride." "I want to be with you." "Come visit our apartment." "You want me to tell her she's not welcomed?" "No, I grabbed the wrong hand." "It'll be our pleasure." "Thanks." "Mr. Lover's home tonight." "Have you seen fatso around?" "Not for a while." " Someone close and dear just passed away?" " No, why?" "You look as if you're dressed for a funeral." "Hey, long time no see." "It's you!" "Come and have a drink with us." " Come on..." " I can't get drunk today." "Have you seen fatso around?" "Just got here myself." "What's the big deal?" "How do you know about our "big deal"?" "I'm now the deputy chief of Matt's agency." "But don't tell anybody about this." "What sort of person do you think I am?" "Drink this or else!" "I can't get drunk today." "I really can't." "Moby, it's been a long time." "Have a drink." " Only one drink." " Fine, just one drink." " Sit down." " I'll have another as well." "Have you seen fatso?" "No, what do you want him for?" "Can I trust you guys?" "But we've know each other for years." "Keep your secrets to yourself." "I don't care much to keep your secrets for you." "Okay, listen good." "Swear you won't tell anybody about this." "I'm now... the deputy chief of Matt's agency." "I want to talk to fatso about something important." "That calls for a celebration drink." " Thank you very much." " Cheers..." "Moby's been promoted!" "I really can't get drunk today." "I'll have to find fatso." "Many congratulations, Moby." "Cheers." "Keep my little secrets to yourselves." "Goodbye." "See you." "Darling?" "This is Moby." "Can I have a little kiss?" "How can I ever forget you?" "I've been very busy." "I swear to God that was the truth." "Okay, that's alright." "Just look at her friend!" "What a pig!" "I really can't do it tonight." "Alright, can I have another kiss?" "Listen!" "Am I speaking loud enough?" "Just a minute." "It's your wife!" "Please!" "I'll kill you for fooling around." "Come out, let me shoot you." "Susanna, calm yourself." "Dino's got lipstick on his underpants." "I'm innocent." "Those are lady's panties, not mine." "Why are you wearing them?" "I was in a hurry." "I'll kill him." " This is our door." " Let me go in." "Don't point your rifle at our door." "Let go." "Let go of me." "You're mad because you don't want to lose him." "So you don't really want him dead." "That might have been a one night affair." "But you're his wife, he loves you." "I love him too." " Tell him you forgive him." " Dino." "Talk to me." "Do you know how much I love you?" "I love you too." "Do you remember how we met?" " Love at first sight." " Really?" "You're my whole life." "I can't live without you." "You bastard." "I'll kill you, don't run away." "You bastard." "I shouldn't have barged in." "Don't stay too long though." "I'm not leaving tonight." " What?" " You have any objections?" "No, I thought she might be afraid." " Afraid of you guys?" " Us?" "What would we do?" "Sleepwalking." "Fatso." "Fatso." "What happened?" "Were you robbed?" "You're too heavy." "What really happened?" "It's none of my business anyway." "I need some information from you." "You were Mr. Pimp on Hookers Street 18 years ago." "Did you know any Gloria then?" "She might have been pregnant then." "What?" "They were asking for Gloria just now?" " Did you tell them?" " No." " That's better." " They beat me up though." "Do you know where Gloria is?" "No... yes..." "Will you make up your mind please?" "Where did she use to live?" "62 Thanksgiving Street." "Aren't you afraid she might..." "We can hide our money." "Then she'll know we've taken precautions." " And her pride will be hurt." " That's true." "Let's just leave some money in our wallets." "Even if she did steal it." "It wouldn't be that bad." "I didn't know you could be that smart." " You gave her the shirt?" " Yes." "It looks better on her." " Were you talking about me?" " Yes." "Anything bad?" "You're gorgeous." "Where am I going to sleep?" " In..." " The living room." "Thanks." "My name's Sylvia." " I'm David." " I'm Thomas." "Good night." "You guys go ahead to bed." "I want to watch TV." " Let me turn the set on." " Thanks." "Good night." "You'll sleep much better with this pillow." " I get you a pillow." " Thank you." " Can I get you a glass of water?" " Please." "You'll need a blanket for the night." " Thank you." " My pleasure." "Milk tastes much better than water." "True." "Thanks." "Let's not waste time." "Who wants to sleep with me first?" "Makes no difference to me." "Forget it." "Morning." "Did you calm Susanna down?" "Of course, she loves me." "That's good." " Have you seen my car?" " No." "Susanna, they stole my car." "I'm going to report it to the cops." "Princess left so early." "Don't be biased against people." "I'm just being prudent." "Have some faith in mankind." "My money's gone." "I told you." "I knew she'd steal our money." "Hiding your money in the drawer was dumb." "I put mine in one of my shoes." "Damn, she stole my money too." "That's only fair." "You shouldn't have let her sleep here." "Did you try to stop me?" "She's quite good at stealing." "She left us some money though." "I sure hope I run into her." "Likewise here." " What would you do?" " See if she needs more." "Do you know how to drive?" "Do you have a license?" "Please forgive me," "I'll pay for the damages." "That goes without saying." "You've ruined my beautiful car." "Please forgive me," "Fortunately I'm a super-nice guy." "But it's dangerous to drive like that." "My brother says I'm a reckless driver." "I guess he's quite right." "My brother's Dino Martini, this is his car." "Call him up and he'll get your car fixed." "But..." "I've got to go to work." "Call me, let's have lunch." " Sure." " Thanks." "Buck up." "Go." "Bye." "Who's that?" "What do you want?" "To bring you to a place." "The police station?" "You're not cops and I don't know you." "Where are you bringing me to?" "A place of wealth and comfort." "What if I won't come along?" "We'll be very rude then." "Let me go." "Help." "Come on." "Get the broad." "Let's split up." "That's them." "When will you be able to deliver?" "You don't trust me or something?" "You hired another gang to find the girl." "What gang?" "I should have asked that question." "They were quite nasty too." "I didn't hire another gang." " Then why..." " Stay out of that issue." "Just don't let them capture Sylvia." "Either you tell me who they are." "So that I know what I'm up against." " Or I quit." " Stay there." "I'm sorry for all your sufferings." "But I can't be of help." "I can only increase your expense money." "You need time to think it over?" "Yes, three seconds." "1, 2, 3." "I'll carry on." " Good." "May God bless you." " Thanks." "Hi..." "Why would Moby want to meet us here?" "He must be up to something again." "We'd better say no to whatever he asks." "Sit down." " Can't say no to that." " True." "Something to drink?" "3 beers, one bottle of brandy." "How's business lately?" "Worse than before." "Did my friends do a good job on your van?" "No, it's worse than before." "How's David's father?" "Worse than before." "He can't get any worse." "Actually, he's much better now." "That's terrific." "To David's father." "No." "You can't say no to that." "Out trick's not working." "Let's play "mismatched answers"." "I need a favor from you guys." "I bumped into a girl's car this morning." "No wonder Susanna's dog gave birth to 4 puppies." "What does that have to do with my accident?" "Why should we know about your accident?" "Just hear me out." "That girl gave me a card." "It's her brother's car." "Still doesn't concern us." "But her brother denied having such a sister." "And claimed him car was stolen." "When I described the girl to him." "He said she might have been your girlfriend." " Still none of our concern." " True." "But she gave me some money to give you." "She's returning the money to us." "Not returning, just giving." "She stole that money from us." "So you were her victims too." "Still none of your concern?" "Just give us our money." "She hasn't given it to me yet." "I'm going to dance a little." "So am I." "Where does she hang around?" "Her home." "What place does she go everyday?" "The lady's room." "Come on, tell me the truth." "The truth's I don't know." "Be that way." "Come on, tell me." "You were quite rude just now." "Forgive me then, tell me please." "We really don't know." "Be that way." "I thought you're friends." "Fellow Chinese." "All I'm asking is a small favor." "And you don't even want to know." "Of course you can hear me." "What?" "Spaniards are bad, but they're better than you." "I can't hear you, speak louder." "Spaniards are bad..." "Sorry, I'm way out of line." "Is that what you want?" "I wonder who Sylvia is." "A Spaniard." "I mean why is she wanted" " Because she's gorgeous." " Stupid." "She's not stupid, she's bright." "You are though." " Sylvia." " David." "Long time no see." "Not really." "They're forcing me against my will." "Be nice to the lady." "You kicked me?" " What's up?" " Ask them." "A girl picked my wallet." "These two are her accomplices." "Don't run." "She fooled us again, we can't trust her." "You'd better remember that." "I've never trusted her anyway." "She got us into such complications." "No need to over-react." " It's you!" " Why are you here?" "I came to thank you." "For saving me from ending up in jail." "If we knew why they were after you." "We wouldn't have helped you." "Tell her to stay." " Weren't you saying..." " Don't let her go." "Don't go away." "We want to ask you something." "Come up and sit for a while." "I'd like that very much." "You want to ask her something." "I think you should ask her." " Me?" " Go." " What... would you like to drink?" " Wine." "I'll get that." "Do it." "You slept here last night." "This morning we found that... everything was tidied up." "But our money's gone." "And so were you." "Take a break, I'll ask her." "David would really want to know." " Did you steal our money?" " Yes." "And those men's too?" "Yes." "Don't be so rude." "You do the asking." "You're so pretty, you can..." "What he means is." "You can do well just being a hooker." "I hate being called a hooker." "I don't sell my body." "I don't sleep with anyone for money." "I'm just his interpreter." "You should have slapped him." "Stealing's still a vice." "My mother's been put away since I was 14." "I've been supporting myself since then." "Nobody would give me any opportunity." "All the men I met." "They just wanted my body." "That's what he wanted too." "I stole their money." "I see nothing wrong in that." "Beware of pretty girls from now on." "I warned you not to get involved." "You two are different." "I know you're real nice to me." "I'll pay you back as soon as I can." "No real hurry." "Pay him first when you've got the money." "He needs that for his wedding." "Nonsense, I was only saving for emergencies." "You'd better pay me first then." "Just make sure the money's legal." "Your Mam and my Dad are very close." "We can't just let you carry on stealing." " Right?" " Right." "He's afraid you might like stealing though." "Nobody's like to be a criminal." "Unless he had no other choices." "And if you did have other choices?" "I'd start all over again." "David, didn't you say we're understaffed?" "No." " Oh yes, but..." " You may not last." "I'd like to have a shot at it." "You're on probation for 3 months." "Hi..." "I need to talk to you." "Come with me." "What do you want?" "Listen to me first." "I'm not after my wallet." "I want you to meet someone." "You'll benefit tremendously from the meeting." "Would you come?" "Help!" "Don't yell, I mean no harm." "I'm a private detective." "Just come with me to see this man." "And I'll owe you one, okay?" "Trust me." "Don't get rough." "And I'll let you go, okay?" "I grew up on the streets." "You can't just con me like that." "Don't waste your time." " Where's she?" " Over there." "Miss." "Don't come over, I'll throw it to you." "Thanks." "Let me tip you off." "Sylvia's in great danger." "They got her." "Trust me or you'll regret it." "I'm borrowing your stool." " Over there." " There." "What to do now?" "Pack up for the day." "Stay there." "Let me go." "Let me go." " Let her go." " Don't come near." "Come on." "Are you crazy?" "Get in." "After them." "That car's mine." "Floor it, they're closing in." "I can't stand this." "Give her to me." "Like hell I will." "Go." "Back up... hurry..." "You must be out of your mind." "Luckily I've got a great car." "Otherwise I'd have been dead." "Be careful afterward, drive slowly." " It's a dead end." " Up the ramp." "Hang on." "They aren't behind us anymore." "But they're in front of us." "Let's see who has more guts." "Excuse me, time to use my weapons." "Ready, aim, fire." "I'll have some fun too." "Some oil for you." "This will enhance your ride." "How about a ramp?" "How are we doing?" "The enemies are all wiped out." "You guys can't even grab a girl." "There can only be one explanation." "You guys are useless." "You've wasted 6 out of my 14 days." "God created the world in 6 days." "8 days should be enough to grab a girl." "I want to inherit the Count's legacy." "I'm counting on you two." "Who do you..." "You first." "Who are those people?" " Your turn." " You told my mind." " They tried to grab me before." " True." "Moby?" "You'd have been dead if I had a gun." "Couldn't I have ducked?" "They'll keep coming after Sylvia." "Until they've got her." " Who are they?" " Bad guys." "How do you know?" "Because I'm the good guy." "Tell me the whole story." "It's a simple story that turned complicated." "There are 2 parties." "Those guys, and me." "I'm officially looking for Sylvia." "Those guys want to kidnap her." "I want to deliver Sylvia to my client." "I don't know why they want to kidnap her." "I'm getting very confused." "I wish you hadn't explained it." "You should know why your client wants me." "Yes, I should." "But since my client didn't tell me." "I really don't know." "Can you tell me something you do know?" "I can tell you two." "Firstly, this place's dangerous." "Do you smell gas?" "No, but you'd better trust me." "Secondly, if Sylvia came with me." "She'd know why my client wanted her." " I know one thing too." " What?" "We've got the dumbest private detective here." "Don't you dare insulting me." "We don't want you insulted." "But how long have you been a private detective?" "6 days." "That's not even one full week." "We'd be stupid if we trusted you." "You've both insulted me and broke my heart." "Moby, don't let them in." "We'll leave from the balcony." "Moby, we're leaving." "Don't let them in." "David, you go first." "Come on." "Moby, run." "Hurry." "Go..." "Why are we running?" "They're trying to grab Sylvia." "And there's nothing we can do?" "Can't we stop them?" "They've got 6 guys." "We're used to dealing with numbers." "This is no time for bragging." "Let us prove ourselves." "Stay with Sylvia." "Come!" " They're tough." " They're super-tough." "We'd better run." "Come on." "What place is this?" "Headquarters of filth." "That's a dead end." "What should we do now?" "Find a place to hide." " Who's got a torch?" " I've got one." "Kid's stuff." "Eyeball them carefully." "It stink here." "Just be patient." "we couldn't find them." "But I saw them coming in here." "Much better now." "I can't stand this." "Be patient or we'll be dead." "I can't stand the stink." "That Fatso." "You have ruined everything." "Run." "Money for everyone." "Move over." "They can't be too far away." "What do you want?" "I'm an easy guy." "I'm glad to hear that." "How can I help you?" "Someone hired us to push you down." " You've got the wrong man." " No." " Who hired you?" " I did." "Sylvia?" "You want me kidnapped." "I want you dead." "Push him down." "Please don't." "Help!" "Help!" "Listen to me." " I'm your father..." " He's your father." "You're my father?" "No, I'm your father's butler." "You'd better tell me the whole story." "Your father's Count Lobas." "Gloria used to work in his castle." "One night, while the Countess was out." " The Count..." " The Count raped Gloria." "Gloria became pregnant." "The Countess kicked her out." "Son of a bitch." "But he's your father." "I hate him, I don't want to see him." "He's dead." "But he wanted you and your mother to be found." "So that his brother Mondale wouldn't inherit the legacy." "I didn't tell this story earlier." "For fear of endangering you." "That's why I hired an unknown private detective." " I'm glad Moby's not here." " Of course I am." "I sure am lucky." "I always barge in at the wrong time." "And hear things I don't want to hear." "I sure hired the right guy." "Gloria and Sylvia have to appear within 14 days." "Of else Mondale will inherit the legacy." "Those must be Mondale's men." "Only 3 days left." "Where are you going?" "We've been helping Sylvia because she's been helpless." "But now she's the daughter of a count." "You mean..." "If Sylvia's an orphan." "You can be friends." "But not if she's a count's daughter." "We really wanted to help her." "But now's the time she needs most help." "Don't you want her to lead a better life?" "We do, but you can help her." "I'm just one man." "You've seen Mondale's men." "They wouldn't quit now." "If you're real friends of Sylvia." "You wouldn't leave her now." "You don't have to rub it in." "Let's plan to get Gloria out." "What are you staring at?" "What are you staring at?" "Come near me and I'll kill you." "Put it down, we are harmless." "Don't run away." "Let's me go." "What?" "Let me go." "Calm yourself." "Don't tie me up." "Done." "Untie me." "That's too risky, people may find out." "Siren off." "Mam and David's Dad are dancing over there." "What's up?" "Your Dad's dancing over there." "We've got a nut here." "Is he eating or speaking?" "I hate guessing games." "I'm not a nut, I'm normal." "Please untie me." "As normal as we are?" "Yes" " You give him a test." " Yes, listen." "There are three worms, one of them crawls forward." "The worm in the front said there are two worms behind him." "The worm in the back said there are two worms in front of him." "But the worm in the middle said" "There are no worm behind or in front of him." "Why?" " That worm is blind." " No." "I don't know then." "How can you ask him such a difficult question?" "Is it difficult?" "Very difficult." "Why the worm in the middle said" "There are no worm behind or in front of him?" "Because he lies." "Worms won't lie." "You are making fun of me." "It doesn't matter." "What are you doing here?" "That's a secret." "Come near me and I'll tell you." "Don't tell anybody else." "That's why I had to play crazy." "What did he tell you?" "Not to tell anybody else." "I'm your buddy, tell me." "I told you already." "Speak up." "You hit me all the time." "Don't you bully me." "Now I'm really stuck." "What did you tell him?" "Why should I tell you?" "Tell me and I'll untie you." "I don't trust you." "You promised to tell me." "I told him not to tell anybody else." "What's there to tell though?" "We like it here, we don't want to go out." "What are you waiting for?" "Let's go." "Not yet." "They don't want to leave this place." "Tell your Dad you want to marry Sylvia." "He has to go out for the ceremonies." "One shouldn't lie to one's father." "One has to be flexible." "Go tell him." "I'll tell him." "Why don't you two leave here and get married?" "Why haven't I thought of that?" " Are you crazy?" " You object?" "No." "Nobody objects." "Gloria, will you marry me?" "What took you so long?" "Congratulations." "Sylvia'll be your sister soon." "You're not pleased about that?" "Call him brother." "Brother." "There's a solution to every problem." "Just deny that he's your father." "Good idea." "Finally." "What's this monster doing here?" "I don't know." "I guess we'll have to find out." "Should I go?" "Or maybe you should go." "All you should say is please." "What?" "You sure aren't that bright." "Moby." " Are you okay?" " Not really." "You hit my son." " Let go." " Quiet!" "Get it out of the way." "Back it up." "I don't have the keys." "Push it away." "You do that." "To get into the castle isn't difficult." " To do it unnoticed is." " Come on." "I have at least 7 ways to get in." "Why 7 and not 6 or 8?" "7 is my lucky number." "We only need one that works." "Unfortunately that's not among my 7." "I'll go in from the rear." "Guards are usually quite careless." "I'll go in from the front." "That's dangerous." "What about you?" "I don't like either or your plans." "We sure are an unorganized bunch." "No, just an unorganized three." "You're really terrible." "Go down now if you have guts." "I don't have any." " How will you get in?" " Through the door." " It's guarded." " I'll wait." "Till dawn?" "Let's climb trees." "Elephants can't climb trees." "Go ahead and wait." "Stop playing, meal time." "Don't argue." "That would have been a home run." "Hide them up." "I've got some good news." "Someone's here to save you." "But the bad news is he's caught." "How are you?" "Don't be rude to my guest." "Give him the seat." "Thanks." "Cheers." " What now?" " Let's hit the sack." "Are you crazy?" "Let's find a way to save her!" "Why do you have to ask?" "Come up here." "Like hell I will." "But I weren't you." "Think of a way yourself." " It's me." " I know." "But you kicked me." "I kicked you but you dared not scream." "That's how I knew it's you." "We'd better split up." "What are you doing up there!" "Are you guests for the party?" "Yes." "You almost screwed everything up." "Take care of him first." "We're guests for the party." "What a match between the movements and the dress." "Does that mean I look very classical?" "Sit down, Mam." "I'm quite hungry." "We've got one more dinner guest." "Why don't you present yourself properly?" "I'm sorry I'm late." "What's the main course for tonight?" "Roast lamb." "I was born in the year of the lamb." "Maybe that's a good omen." "I'm really honored tonight." "To have so many guests." "This is an important night for me." "To the Lobas family." "Tonight's a disgraceful night." "To have you two in the family." "That's disgraceful." "Don't upset yourself." "If people found out you kidnapped Sylvia." "Your reputation'd be jeopardized." "Thanks you reminding me." "I don't see it as a problem." " Cardi, entertain them." " Yes." " Put the girls in the dungeon." " Yes." "I haven't finished my soup yet." "What are you yelling?" "Reinforcement." "Hang in there, he's not that tough." "You take care of him." "Come on." "I'll tackle him, get the girls." "Can you handle him?" "No, but you can." "Come on." "I tackle..." "Dirty tricks." "This one's tough." "Don't panic, relax." "Take it as a training session." "Another round." "Wait." "1, 2, 3, 4. 2, 2, 3, 4." "3, 2, 3, 4." "I..." "You're good." "Got you." "I should have trained more." "What a hit!" "Pull me up for another round." "Don't let go, pull me up please." "You're still fighting." "I'm waiting for you." " 3 musketeers." " Do the impossible." "Upper half." "Lower half." "Chinese fire-drill." "Invincible." "How are you?" "What would you like?" "One burger and a coke." "Have a seat over there." "Thinking of Sylvia again?" "Serve the orders." "David, come here." " What's up?" " Look." "Dropping in on us?" "Would you hire me for the summer?" "Of course." "Make a wish that summer never ends." "Hi there." "Moby the private eye." "I've got my private detective license." "I'm now legitimate." "Congratulations." "Do you want to make some money?" "I've got another assignment for you." "You'll be rich." " Another castle?" " No, a hut this time." "Who are we saving?" "A black president." "He's been kidnapped by some African cannibals." "Cannibals." "Someone's looking for you."