"Feet at shoulder width...." "Position your shoulders like you're going to cut through the enemy...." "Here...." "The pinky is critical...." "And then...." "Hit, hit, hit — ka-ching!" "What're you talking about?" "He who controls the left, controls the world!" "Establishing that first parameter, though... that's pretty tough." "Talking about games again?" "Hmm?" "Ta-kun, whatcha up to there?" "Homework." "Home come you're not doin' it at home?" "'Cause it's uncool." "Suppose I could get you to do mine, too...?" "You have your hands backwards." "Eh?" "Oopsie, oopsie...." "Ta-kun, you oughta play baseball, too...." "Why're you always carrying around a bat?" "Look who's talking!" "Why do you always come here?" "'Cause, you know.... ...huh?" "Gee, I dunno...." "Carefree, aren't you...." "You stink like cigarettes." "I don't smoke." "Hey...." "Why do you always do this?" "Earlobe...." "Ear...?" "Aak!" "If I don't do this, I'll overflow, you know...." ""Overflow?" What's that supposed to mean?" "Undoubtedly something amazing...." "There are no "amazing" things...." "Only ordinary things come to pass...." "We can see it from our town that ridiculously huge factory...." "When the medical machine maker, Medical Mechanica, built that plant here all the adults just went wild." "The white smoke that it vomits forth at a set time each day to me, somehow, it seems like an ill omen." "It diffuses thinly, covering the town...." "F U R I K U R I" "I hate sour things...." "I left a mark." "What'll you do?" "Hide it with a band-aid?" "Here." "What?" "Whaddaya mean, "what?" It's yours." "There's still half of it left." "Hey...." "My brother... over there, he...." "I'm gonna get you!" "That was sudden!" "Ta-kun!" "Stop!" "Stop the native girl!" "Tarou-kun just hit his head, so you'd better not go moving him around carelessly." "OK...." "But he's not Tarou-kun!" "He's dead!" "This boy just died a perfect Tarou-kun-style death!" "But still, he isn't Tarou-kun!" "His name is Naota-kun." "I killed him!" "I just take the "Ta" from "Naota," and..." "No, no, damn it!" "I've killed him!" "Just flat-out killed him...." "Accidentaly killed him?" "No...." "Boldly?" "No...." "Flagrantly?" "Clumsily?" "Stridently?" "No." "No." "No" "No." "No no" "No." "No no no" "No." "No no no no..." "No." "No no no no... no...." "All right...." "Ah!" "Come back to life!" "SMOOOOOOCH!" "Man, that's pretty hard...." "You have to hold your breath and all, huh...." "You can cramp up, too." "Eh?" "!" "You mean you were just moving slowly?" "!" "W R O N G ." "All right!" "Tarou-kun came back to life!" "But he's not Tarou!" "Eh?" "Really?" "You're lucky, Not-Tarou...." "It would've been bad if you'd been Tarou." "You'd be dead, for sure." "This must be... my lucky day!" "The coup de grâce...?" "All righty..." "OK...." "What the...?" "It isn't coming out...." "I'll just have to try it one more time then, eh?" "Stop!" "He just hit his head, so don't go moving him around carelessly!" "Damn it...." "Aah!" "Ow ow ow ow ow ow...." "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "What...?" "The artificial respiration?" "No, not that!" "She slip you the tongue?" "Worthless!" "What're you talking about?" "!" "Wow...." "She's fast." "She's over 20, isn't she...." "Wanna go to the hospital?" "Damned screwed up adult!" "That looks painful." "Ouch!" "Ow ow ow ow ow...." "This doesn't look like a lump...." "I can't go to the hospital like this...." "Ow ow ow ow ow...." "Maybe if I can just keep it down...?" "Ah!" "What am I gonna do about school tomorrow?" "OUCH!" "Ow ow ow ow ow...." "Did you hear, did you hear?" "She just appeared, you know...." "Totally weird." "Doesn't suit you at all." "Huh?" "You're hiding something under there, aren't you!" "You jerk." "Naota!" "Naota!" "You know about it?" "What?" "The Vespa woman!" ""Vespa?"" "A wasp woman?" "vespa [ve' spä] n." "Bee; hornet...." "She carries a guitar, and—" "And she has this hot bike!" "Well, not really...." "I hear she swiped a super-hot curry bread from a girl in Class 2!" "Super-hot?" "Yeah, yeah, and what's more, if she stings you... prick" "...an' if you've done something bad, I hear you'll be branded with the Sign of the Devil!" ""Something bad?"" "Sixth grade class Miyaji-sensei... sixth grade class Miyaji-sensei..." "Well, that is.... ...please report to the geology A/V room...." "Something perverted, for instance...." "Eh?" "Perverted...?" "Here... what kind of bruise is this?" "It's the Mark of the Beast!" "Cool!" "Lemme see!" "That's not what it is!" "Did you see her, Naota?" "Did she sting you?" "Pervert!" "Naota's a pervert!" "I don't know anything about that!" "Where'd you do it?" "Pervert!" "Where?" "Tell me!" "Nothing is "amazing."" "I told you, I don't know!" "Only mundane things occur." "So this isn't some punishment or anything...." "Being together with Samejima Mamimi is a normal thing...." "After school, I decided to go to the hospital." "It had nothing to do with the wasp woman." "This does seem to be just right...." "Hey, what happened after yesterday?" "Did anything happen?" "Hey, something happened, didn't it!" "Something strange!" "What do you mean, "something strange?"" "What's that?" "A pimple?" "Totally weird!" "Doesn't suit you at all!" "Looks like he's hiding something, eh?" "Ah!" "M.M. Affiliated Hospital" "Frictonic Crippling Eva Syndrome." "Eh?" "Furi... kuri...?" "An adolescent psychosomatic stress disorder." "A disease whereby a child pushes himself too hard for one his age, and sprouts a horn." "You're lying!" "I've never heard of such a thing!" "I'm lying." "But what about what's really happening underneath that bandage!" "Why are you here, too?" "!" "Just hold on...." "Lemme take aim...." "Just like this!" "Huh?" "Where'd you go?" "Hey!" "Heeeey!" "Tarou-kun!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "free fan subtitle!" "not for sale or rent!" "Shigekuni Bakery" "Temporarily Closed ." "Photos?" "I don't have to see them...." "I don't have time for that!" "I don't know!" "Go play with your friends!" "I had a dream about my brother." "In the dream, my brother's swing was just like the one I always admired...." "Nao!" "Food's ready!" "It's good to have such a beauty around here, eh?" "Makes me really feel young again!" "Heh, heh, heh!" "AAUGH!" "You're the Vespa Woman from this afternoon!" "Why're you shouting?" "Hurry up and sit down!" "Peace!" "Sh... sh... sh...." "She's going to be working here, starting today." "Haruhara...?" "...Haruko!" "Nice to meet you!" "Your dad was run over...." "By her bike?" "!" "OOPS!" "SO SORRY!" "JUST LIKE THIS, I BET!" "Probably should've died from that...." "Dad, I hired this housekeeper for your sake...." "Grampa, you sure you're OK—" "—HOUSEKEEPER?" "!" "What?" "!" "A HOUSEKEEPER?" "!" "...who happened to see Tarou-kun rather FONDLY flirting with a ko-gal...." "FONDLING her?" "!" "Look, I'm not Tarou!" "Touching her tits?" "!" "GAAAAK!" "Who is this slutty student?" "Well?" "WELL?" "I just ran into Samejima Mamimi, all right?" "!" "Mamimi-kun?" "That's no good!" "That's Sageman #1!" "While your brother's away, you're sinking your poisonous fangs into her!" "Tweaking her teats!" "Massaging her mams!" "You were even FURI-KURI-ing her!" "...um, what does "furi-kuri" mean?" "Like I should know something like that?" "!" "Why the heck are you so suspicious of a grade schooler?" "!" "Aha...." "AHAAAAAA...!" "So that's it, is it?" "Naota's Gundam Hammer, right?" "That's how I make bread, kneading it with my hands just so...." "What?" "!" "Well, this is like Gundam, a robot anime, after all, like that Tomino-style thing, you know?" "I have no idea what you're talking about!" "Nao, you're a lot like me, right?" "I bet you're doing it!" "I bet you're doing it!" "You're definitely doing it!" "I bet you're doing it!" "You're definitely doing it!" "You're groping all over her!" "Hey, really?" "Go for it, little brother!" "So, Haruko-san, how about YOU?" "The original puns make no sense at all in English, so we had to change them." "We apologise for our poor attempt at original humor." "CHEW?" "About the whole "fondling" THING?" "SING?" "That's not what I said!" "Are you DEAF?" "DEATH?" "No, touching, fondling, like THIS...." "KISS?" "NO!" "Ooooohh, Mr. Former Editor-In-Chief!" "What a youthful wife you have!" ""OH YES!"" ""FONDLE, FONDLE!" she says...." "THAT is what I'm talking about!" "Yep, just like that, just knead, fondle...." "Huh." "Oh, Ta-kun and I have that kind of relationship, too...." ""That...?" What have you done?" ""That...?" What have you done?" "MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!" "M- mo- ... m... m- mo-....." "Fondle... fondle... fondle...." "Shut up about that!" "Yeah." "It makes sense that two people living under one roof will start doing the furi-kuri...." "Furi this, kuri that, who cares!" "I bet you're gonna do it tonight...." "Don't say such juvinile things!" "That indecent urge to fondle...." "It's... it's... it's hidden under this bandage, isn't it!" "I'm not hiding anything like that!" "Bandage.... ...squish...squish...squish..." "Wow, you're amazing, Haruko-san!" "No way!" "No, seriously!" "Isn't she?" "I am not!" "Ha, ha, ha...." "Easy-going jerks...." "Hmm...." "They say they're making some kind of medical equipment, but.... ...No, not yet.... ...That's true, but still.... ...Hmm...." "Pinpoint the channel number...?" "The kid I found here doesn't seem up to the job...." "Don't come in without asking!" "It looks like you're down below, so I'll take the top." "What are you, really?" "A wandering housekeeper." "Tell me the truth!" "An alien." "You were a fake nurse this afternoon." "Underneath that bandage...." "You're strange!" "What's going on... underneath that bandage?" "I don't know." "Liar!" "You saw it, didn't you?" "What's going on here?" "So, what's going on then?" "It's your fault!" "It's your head!" "'Cause you hit me!" "Try peeling that off!" "You followed my dad here, right?" "So go be with him!" "What?" "You're the one I met first, Ta-kun." "Well anyway, up top is my brother's place, so nobody else can sleep there." "That's the rule." "How old's your brother?" "Where is he?" "America." "Doing what?" "Baseball." "Oh?" "He must be good." "You're sleeping here?" "YOU'RE SLEEPING HERE?" "!" "There's no place else." "Up top is brother's, right?" "Damned wisecracking...." "Naota-kun...." "Huh?" "Let's talk seriously...." "What is it?" "About the Haruko-san discussion...." "Do you have any objections?" "Do as you please." "The "nao" in "Naota-kun" is also the "nao" in "obedient."" "[ sunao = obedient, without objection ]" "You got run down, too, right?" "When did she come here?" "She said something like "give me some bread crusts...."" "Such an awful story...." "It hurt to hear it." "Is Mamimi-kun really like that?" "She poor or something?" "Eh?" "Energetic, isn't he?" "He gave me a whole bunch...." "Have you gotten any letters?" "Has he not contacted you?" "How much do you love my brother?" "So much...." "You saw the sign at the shop, didn't you?" "That stuff's old." "Watermelon." "Huh?" "Or maybe the face of an ill-tempered panda, or those health sandals with the pressure points on them. the smell of chalkboard erasers. or waking up on a Sunday morning and finding out it's raining...." "Well...." "I like all those better than bread crusts...." "Then stop doing this already...." "My brother, you know... over there, he...." "I mustn't!" "I've hooked up with this blond chick!" "No!" "I must respect their privacy!" "Huh?" "Uh-oh!" "What's wrong?" "!" "Like I'm gonna overflow...." "Eh?" "!" "I'm overflowing!" "What do you mean?" "!" "Mamimi!" "Mamimi!" "It's so much bigger than before!" "Mamimi —AAUGH!" "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" "!" "Haruko!" "Amazing!" "...I blurted out, spontaneously and thought to myself, "Oh, damn...."" "It was only for a moment, but I thought she looked like my brother somehow...." "H- hey!" "Hey!" "I'm stuck here!" "This thing...!" "Hey!" "Wha...?" "Hey!" "Come help me!" "Hey!" "Huh?" "Arrg!" "I can't get this off!" "Hey!" "I'm stuck here!" "Hey!" "That's it?" "I didn't waste any time getting rid of the bandage." "Starting today, we are open again" "The horn disappeared, too." "There are no "amazing" things." "This seems kind of suspicious...." "Only ordinary things come to pass...." "I think you need to do some explaining...." "Why are you acting so embarassed?" "I'm heading out." "You didn't have to run." "Here." "But..." "I hate sour things.... fu ri ku ri" "FU ri ku ri" "FU RI ku ri" "FU RI KU ri" "FU RI KU RI fu RI KU RI fu ri KU RI fu ri ku RI fu ri ku ri" "subtitled by anime instrumentality project subtitled by anime instrumentality project subtitled by anime instrumentality project subtitled by anime instrumentality project subtitled by anime instrumentality project subtitled by anime instrumentality project subtitled by anime instrumentality project" "free fan subtitle -- not for sale or rent!" "haruhara haruko: shinya mayumi nandaba naota: mizuki makoto samejima mamimi: kasagi izumi nandaba kamon: matsuo suzuki" "Preview" ""A man thinks with his head, but a woman thinks with her uterus." Whose words are those?" "Mizuno Harou?" "Ah, no, it was that person, Fujio Fujiko." "But not the Ace, the Flash." "Naah, I'm lying." "But you know, I start to feel that way inside, somehow; it's strange." "Next time on Furi-Kuri:" "Episode 2, "Fista."" "Whether a lie or the truth, it doesn't make any difference."