"♪ KISS ME GOOD-BYE AND WRITE ME WHILE I'M GONE ♪" "♪ GOOD-BYE, MY SWEETHEART, HELLO, VIETNAM ♪" "♪ AMERICA HAS HEARD THE BUGLE CALL ♪" "♪ AND YOU KNOW IT INVOLVES US, ONE AND ALL ♪" "♪ I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT WAR WILL EVER END ♪" "♪ THERE'S FIGHTING THAT WILL BREAK US UP AGAIN ♪" "♪ GOOD-BYE, MY DARLIN', HELLO, VIETNAM ♪" "♪ A HILL TO TAKE, A BATTLE TO BE WON ♪" "♪ KISS ME GOOD-BYE AND WRITE ME WHILE I'M GONE ♪" "♪ GOOD-BYE, MY SWEETHEART, HELLO, VIETNAM ♪" "I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN," "YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR." "FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO." "AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS" "OUT OF YOUR FILTHY SEWERS" "WILL BE SIR." "DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?" "SIR, YES, SIR." "BULLSHIT!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "IF YOU LADIES LEAVE MY ISLAND," "IF YOU SURVIVE RECRUIT TRAINING," "YOU WILL BE A WEAPON," "YOU WILL BE" "A MINISTER OF DEATH PRAYING FOR WAR." "BUT UNTIL THAT DAY, YOU ARE PUKES." "YOU ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE ON EARTH." "YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS." "YOU ARE NOTHING" "BUT UNORGANIZED GRAB-ASSTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT." "BECAUSE I AM HARD, YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME." "BUT THE MORE YOU HATE ME, THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN." "I AM HARD, BUT I AM FAIR." "THERE IS NO RACIAL BIGOTRY HERE." "I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON NIGGERS, KIKES," "WOPS, OR GREASERS." "HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS." "AND MY ORDERS ARE TO WEED OUT" "ALL NONHACKERS WHO DO NOT PACK THE GEAR" "TO SERVE IN MY BELOVED CORPS." "DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "BULLSHIT!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SCUMBAG?" "SIR, PRIVATE BROWN, SIR!" "BULLSHIT!" "FROM NOW ON YOU'RE PRIVATE SNOWBALL." "DO YOU LIKE THAT NAME?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "THERE'S ONE THING YOU WON'T LIKE," "PRIVATE SNOWBALL." "THEY DON'T SERVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON" "ON A DAILY BASIS IN MY MESS HALL." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "[AS JOHN WAYNE] IS THAT YOU, JOHN WAYNE?" "IS THIS ME?" "WHO SAID THAT?" "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?" "WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT" "TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE" "WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?" "NOBODY, HUH?" "THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT." "OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!" "I'LL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!" "I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES" "ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!" "WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FUCK?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "YOU PIECE OF SHIT." "YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WORM!" "I'LL BET IT WAS YOU!" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "SIR, I SAID IT, SIR!" "WELL, NO SHIT." "WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE, A FUCKING COMEDIAN?" "PRIVATE JOKER." "I ADMIRE YOUR HONESTY." "HELL, I LIKE YOU." "YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE" "AND FUCK MY SISTER." "UH!" "YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG!" "I GOT YOUR NAME!" "I GOT YOUR ASS!" "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH." "YOU WILL NOT CRY!" "YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS." "I WON'T TREAT YOU." "NOW GET UP!" "GET ON YOUR FEET!" "YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF," "OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD" "AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "PRIVATE JOKER," "WHY DID YOU JOIN MY BELOVED CORPS?" "SIR, TO KILL, SIR!" "SO YOU'RE A KILLER?" "SIR, YES, SIR." "LET'S SEE YOUR WAR FACE." "SIR?" "YOU GOT A WAR FACE?" "AAAH!" "THAT'S A WAR FACE." "LET'S SEE YOUR WAR FACE." "AAAH!" "BULLSHIT!" "YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME." "LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE." "AAAAH!" "YOU DON'T SCARE ME." "WORK ON IT!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?" "SIR, EXCUSE FOR WHAT, SIR?" "I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE, PRIVATE." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "CAN I BE IN CHARGE FOR A WHILE?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "ARE YOU SHOOK UP?" "ARE YOU NERVOUS?" "SIR, I AM, SIR!" "DO I MAKE YOU NERVOUS?" "SIR?" "SIR WHAT?" "WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "HOW TALL ARE YOU, PRIVATE?" "SIR, 5'9", SIR." "5'9"." "I DIDN'T KNOW" "THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH." "TRYING TO SQUEEZE AN INCH IN ON ME?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "BULLSHIT!" "THE BEST PART OF YOU" "RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMA'S ASS" "AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS!" "I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED." "WHERE IN HELL ARE YOU FROM ANYWAY, PRIVATE?" "SIR, TEXAS, SIR!" "HOLY DOGSHIT--TEXAS!" "ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS," "PRIVATE COWBOY." "AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A STEER," "SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN." "DO YOU SUCK DICKS?" "SIR, NO, SIR." "ARE YOU A PETER-PUFFER?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "I'LL BET YOU'D FUCK A PERSON" "IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN" "HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY" "TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND." "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU." "DID YOUR PARENTS" "HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "I'LL BET THEY REGRET THAT!" "YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU COULD BE" "A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME, FATBODY?" "SIR, LEONARD LAWRENCE, SIR!" "LAWRENCE." "LAWRENCE, WHAT?" "OF ARABIA?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY." "ARE YOU ROYALTY?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "DO YOU SUCK DICKS?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "BULLSHIT!" "I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL" "THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE." "SIR, NO, SIR." "I DON'T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE." "ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE." "FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE GOMER PYLE." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE PYLE?" "DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "WELL, ANY FUCKING TIME, SWEETHEART!" "SIR, I'M TRYING, SIR!" "PRIVATE PYLE, I'M GIVING YOU 3 SECONDS," "EXACTLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS" "TO WIPE THAT STUPID-LOOKING GRIN" "OFF YOUR FACE, OR I WILL" "GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS" "AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!" "1, 2, 3." "SIR, I CAN'T HELP IT, SIR." "BULLSHIT!" "GET ON YOUR KNEES, SCUMBAG!" "NOW CHOKE YOURSELF." "GODDAMN IT, WITH MY HAND, NUMB-NUTS!" "DON'T PULL MY FUCKING HAND OVER THERE." "I SAID CHOKE YOURSELF." "NOW LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF." "ARE YOU THROUGH GRINNING?" "SIR, YES, SIR." "BULLSHIT!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "BULLSHIT!" "I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU." "SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "THAT'S ENOUGH." "GET ON YOUR FEET." "PRIVATE PYLE, YOU HAD BEST SQUARE YOUR ASS AWAY" "AND START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFF LINKS," "OR I WILL DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT." "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT." "Joker:" "PARRIS ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA" "THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT," "AN 8-WEEK COLLEGE" "FOR THE PHONY-TOUGH AND THE CRAZY BRAVE." "♪ MAMA AND PAPA WERE LAYIN' IN BED ♪" "♪ MAMA AND PAPA WERE LAYIN' IN BED ♪" "♪ MAMA ROLLED OVER, THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID ♪" "♪ MAMA ROLLED OVER, THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID ♪" "♪ GIVE ME SOME" "♪ GIVE ME SOME" "♪ GIVE ME SOME" "♪ GIVE ME SOME" "♪ PT" "♪ PT" "♪ GOOD FOR YOU" "♪ GOOD FOR YOU" "♪ AND GOOD FOR ME" "♪ AND GOOD FOR ME" "♪ MMM, GOOD" "♪ MMM, GOOD" "♪ UP IN THE MORNING TO THE RISING SUN ♪" "♪ UP IN THE MORNING TO THE RISING SUN ♪" "♪ GONNA RUN ALL DAY TILL THE RUNNING'S DONE ♪" "♪ GONNA RUN ALL DAY TILL THE RUNNING'S DONE ♪" "♪ HO CHI MINH IS A SON OF A BITCH ♪" "♪ HO CHI MINH IS A SON OF A BITCH ♪" "♪ GOT THE BLUEBALLS, CRABS, AND THE 7-YEAR ITCH ♪" "♪ GOT THE BLUEBALLS, CRABS, AND THE 7-YEAR ITCH ♪" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT." "TO YOUR LEFT SHOULDER." "HUT!" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT." "PORT..." "HUT!" "LEFT, RIGHT." "PLATOON, HALT!" "LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "PRIVATE PYLE, WHAT ARE YOU" "TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORPS?" "SIR, I DON'T KNOW, SIR!" "YOU ARE DUMB, PRIVATE PYLE," "BUT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE" "YOU DON'T KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "THEN YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE." "YOU WANT TO BE DIFFERENT!" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "WHAT SIDE WAS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, LEFT SIDE, SIR!" "ARE YOU SURE, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "WHAT SIDE WAS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, RIGHT SIDE, SIR!" "DON'T FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, PYLE!" "PICK UP YOUR FUCKING COVER." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "TO YOUR LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT." "PORT, HUT!" "LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT." "YOUR LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "LEFT, 2, 3, 4." "TO YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!" "TONIGHT, YOU PUKES WILL SLEEP WITH YOUR RIFLES." "YOU WILL GIVE YOUR RIFLE A GIRL'S NAME" "BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PUSSY YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET." "YOUR DAYS OF FINGER-BANGING OLD MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH" "THROUGH HER PRETTY PINK PANTIES ARE OVER!" "YOU'RE MARRIED TO THIS PIECE," "THIS WEAPON OF IRON AND WOOD," "AND YOU WILL BE FAITHFUL!" "PORT..." "HUT!" "PREPARE TO MOUNT." "MOUNT!" "PORT..." "HUT!" "PRAY!" "THIS IS MY RIFLE." "THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE." "MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND." "IT IS MY LIFE." "I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE." "WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS USELESS." "WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS." "I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE." "I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY," "WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME." "I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME." "I WILL." "BEFORE GOD I SWEAR THIS CREED." "MY RIFLE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY." "WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY." "WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE." "SO BE IT" "UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE." "AMEN." "ORDER, HUT!" "AT EASE." "GOOD NIGHT, LADIES." "GOOD NIGHT, SIR." "HIT IT, SWEETHEART." "SIR, AYE-AYE, SIR!" "RIGHT SHOULDER..." "HUT!" "THAT IS NOT YOUR DADDY'S SHOTGUN, COWBOY." "LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "MOVE THE RIFLE AROUND YOUR HEAD," "NOT YOUR HEAD AROUND THE RIFLE." "PORT..." "HUT!" "4 INCHES FROM YOUR CHEST, PYLE!" "4 INCHES!" "♪ THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN ♪" "♪ THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN ♪" "LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT-A," "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT-A, LEFT!" "YOU'RE BOUNCING." "HUT!" "LEFT, RIGHT..." "RIGHT, RIGHT-A, LEFT!" "RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT-A, LEFT!" "10 FUCKING SECONDS!" "IT SHOULD TAKE YOU NO LESS THAN 10 FUCKING SECONDS" "TO NEGOTIATE THIS OBSTACLE." "MOVE IT OUT." "THERE AIN'T ONE SWINGING-DICK PRIVATE IN THIS PLATOON" "GONNA GRADUATE" "UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS OBSTACLE DOWN" "TO LESS THAN 10 FUCKING SECONDS." "[CHEERING]" "NEXT 2 PRIVATES." "QUICKLY." "GET OVER THAT GODDAMN OBSTACLE." "MOVE IT!" "NEXT 2 PRIVATES." "QUICKLY!" "HURRY UP!" "PRIVATE JOKER, ARE YOU A KILLER?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY." "AAAH!" "NEXT 2 PRIVATES." "GO!" "QUICKLY!" "GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER THERE," "PRIVATE PYLE." "THAT'S RIGHT, PYLE." "DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING EFFORT" "TO GET TO THE FUCKING TOP." "IF GOD WANTED YOU THERE," "HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS UP THERE, WOULDN'T HE?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "GET YOUR FAT ASS UP THERE, PYLE!" "WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?" "IF THERE WAS SOME PUSSY UP THERE," "YOU COULD GET THERE, RIGHT?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE 15O POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLE GUM," "YOU KNOW THAT?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "ONE FOR THE COMMANDANT!" "ONE FOR THE CORPS!" "GET UP THERE!" "PULL!" "I GUESS THE CORPS DON'T GET THEIRS." "GET UP THERE, PYLE." "PULL!" "PULL, PYLE, PULL!" "ONE PULL-UP, PYLE!" "COME ON, PULL!" "YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME, PYLE!" "GET YOUR ASS UP THERE." "DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME" "THAT YOU CANNOT DO ONE SINGLE PULL-UP?" "YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, PYLE!" "GET OUT OF MY FACE!" "GET UP THERE, SNOWBALL." "GET UP HERE, FATBOY!" "QUICKLY!" "MOVE IT ON, PYLE." "MOVE IT ON!" "YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK." "DO YOU KNOW THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?" "GET UP HERE." "YOU'RE TOO SLOW." "MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" "PRIVATE PYLE, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FALL DOWN." "THAT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART." "QUICKLY." "UP AND OVER." "UP AND OVER." "WELL, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR," "PRIVATE PYLE?" "GET UP AND OVER!" "MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" "ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?" "WELL, ARE YOU?" "THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY FUCKING WALRUS-LOOKING" "PIECE OF SHIT!" "GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!" "GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!" "NOW!" "MOVE IT!" "OR I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF" "SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!" "I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, PRIVATE PYLE," "IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!" "PICK 'EM UP AND SET 'EM DOWN, PYLE!" "QUICKLY!" "MOVE IT UP!" "WERE YOU BORN A FAT, SLIMY SCUMBAG," "YOU PIECE OF SHIT, PRIVATE PYLE," "OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK ON IT?" "MOVE IT UP!" "QUICKLY!" "THE FUCKING WAR WILL BE OVER" "BY THE TIME WE GET OUT THERE, WON'T IT," "PRIVATE PYLE?" "MOVE IT!" "ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DIE, PYLE?" "ARE YOU GOING TO DIE ON ME?" "DO IT NOW!" "MOVE IT UP." "HUSTLE IT UP." "QUICKLY, QUICKLY!" "DO YOU FEEL DIZZY?" "DO YOU FEEL FAINT?" "JESUS H. CHRIST," "I THINK YOU'VE GOT A HARD-ON!" "QUICKLY, LADIES!" "ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS!" "MOVE IT OUT!" "GET UP HERE!" "MOVE IT!" "MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" "QUICKLY!" "QUICKLY!" "HURRY UP!" "MOVE IT OUT!" "[BUGLE PLAYING REVEILLE]" "REVEILLE!" "REVEILLE!" "REVEILLE!" "DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS." "TODAY IS SUNDAY." "DIVINE WORSHIP AT 0800." "GET YOUR BUNKS MADE AND GET YOUR UNIFORMS ON." "POLICE CALL WILL COMMENCE IN 2 MINUTES." "PRIVATE COWBOY, PRIVATE JOKER." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "AS SOON AS YOU FINISH YOUR BUNKS," "I WANT YOU 2 TURDS TO CLEAN THE HEAD." "I WANT THAT HEAD SO SANITARY" "THAT THE VIRGIN MARY HERSELF" "WOULD BE PROUD TO GO IN THERE" "AND TAKE A DUMP." "Both:" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "PRIVATE JOKER," "DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE VIRGIN MARY?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "WELL, PRIVATE JOKER," "I DON'T BELIEVE I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY." "SIR, THE PRIVATE SAID "NO, SIR," SIR!" "WELL, YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!" "YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT!" "YOU GODDAMN COMMUNIST HEATHEN!" "YOU'D BEST SOUND OFF THAT YOU LOVE THE VIRGIN MARY," "OR I'LL STOMP YOUR GUTS OUT!" "NOW, YOU DO LOVE" "THE VIRGIN MARY, DON'T YOU?" "SIR, NEGATIVE, SIR!" "ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?" "SIR, NEGATIVE, SIR." "SIR, THE PRIVATE BELIEVES" "THAT ANY ANSWER HE GIVES WILL BE WRONG" "AND THE SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR WILL BEAT HIM HARDER" "IF HE REVERSES HIMSELF, SIR!" "WHO'S YOUR SQUAD LEADER, SCUMBAG?" "SIR, PRIVATE SNOWBALL, SIR!" "PRIVATE SNOWBALL!" "SIR, PRIVATE SNOWBALL REPORTING, SIR!" "PRIVATE SNOWBALL, YOU'RE FIRED." "PRIVATE JOKER IS PROMOTED TO SQUAD LEADER." "SIR, AYE-AYE, SIR!" "DISAPPEAR, SCUMBAG." "PRIVATE PYLE!" "SIR, PRIVATE PYLE REPORTING, SIR!" "PRIVATE JOKER IS YOUR NEW SQUAD LEADER." "YOU WILL BUNK WITH HIM." "HE'LL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING." "HE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO PEE." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "PRIVATE JOKER'S IGNORANT, BUT HE'S GOT GUTS," "AND GUTS IS ENOUGH." "NOW YOU LADIES CARRY ON." "SIR, AYE-AYE, SIR!" "THE BOLT." "THE BOLT GOES IN THE RECEIVER." "OPERATING ROD HANDLE." "OPERATING ROD GUIDE." "AND THE LEFT ONE OVER THE RIGHT." "RIGHT ONE OVER THE LEFT." "LEFT ONE OVER THE RIGHT." "THE RIGHT ONE OVER THE LEFT." "JUST THROW YOUR OTHER LEG OVER." "THAT-A BOY." "THAT'S IT." "JUST PULL THE NEXT ONE OVER, AND YOU'RE HOME FREE." "READY?" "JUST THROW IT OVER." "THAT-A BOY." "JUST SET IT DOWN." "ALL RIGHT?" "THERE YOU GO." "CONGRATULATIONS, LEONARD." "YOU DID IT." "YOU FOLD THE BLANKET AND THE SHEET BACK TOGETHER." "MAKE A 4-INCH FOLD." "OK?" "GOT IT?" "YOU DO IT." "RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!" "In distance:" "OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "PORT, HUT!" "ORDER, HUT!" "Sergeant:" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!" "LEFT!" "LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, HUP!" "TO YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER," "HUT!" "LEFT, 2, 3, 4." "SQUARE THESE WEAPONS AWAY." "RIGHT FOREARM SHOULD BE" "PARALLEL TO THE GROUND." "[GUNSHOTS]" "THE DEADLIEST WEAPON IN THE WORLD" "IS A MARINE AND HIS RIFLE." "IT IS YOUR KILLER INSTINCT WHICH MUST BE HARNESSED" "IF YOU EXPECT TO SURVIVE IN COMBAT." "YOUR RIFLE IS ONLY A TOOL." "IT IS A HARD HEART THAT KILLS." "IF YOUR KILLER INSTINCTS ARE NOT CLEAN AND STRONG," "YOU WILL HESITATE AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH." "YOU WILL NOT KILL." "YOU WILL BECOME DEAD MARINES," "AND THEN YOU WILL BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT" "BECAUSE MARINES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE" "WITHOUT PERMISSION." "DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "♪ I LOVE WORKIN' FOR UNCLE SAM ♪" "♪ I LOVE WORKIN' FOR UNCLE SAM ♪" "♪ LETS ME KNOW JUST WHO I AM ♪" "♪ LETS ME KNOW JUST WHO I AM ♪" "♪ 1, 2, 3, 4" "♪ UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS ♪" "♪ 1, 2, 3, 4" "♪ UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS ♪" "♪ 1, 2, 3, 4" "♪ I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS ♪" "♪ 1, 2, 3, 4" "♪ I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS ♪" "♪ MY CORPS" "♪ MY CORPS" "♪ YOUR CORPS" "♪ YOUR CORPS" "♪ OUR CORPS ♪ OUR CORPS" "♪ MARINE CORPS" "♪ MARINE CORPS" "♪ I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD ♪" "♪ I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD ♪" "♪ ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD ♪" "♪ ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD ♪" "♪ MMM, GOOD ♪ MMM, GOOD" "♪ FEELS GOOD" "♪ FEELS GOOD" "♪ IS GOOD ♪ IS GOOD" "♪ REAL GOOD ♪ REAL GOOD" "♪ TASTES GOOD ♪ TASTES GOOD" "♪ MIGHTY GOOD ♪ MIGHTY GOOD" "♪ GOOD FOR YOU ♪ GOOD FOR YOU" "♪ GOOD FOR ME ♪ GOOD FOR ME" "TRIM THEM." "TOEJAM." "POP THAT BLISTER." "JESUS H. CHRIST." "PRIVATE PYLE," "WHY IS YOUR FOOTLOCKER UNLOCKED?" "SIR, I DON'T KNOW, SIR!" "PRIVATE PYLE," "IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HATE," "IT IS AN UNLOCKED FOOTLOCKER!" "YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "IF IT WASN'T FOR DICKHEADS LIKE YOU," "THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY THIEVERY, WOULD THERE?" "SIR, NO, SIR." "GET DOWN!" "WELL, NOW, LET'S JUST SEE" "IF THERE'S ANYTHING MISSING." "HOLY JESUS!" "WHAT IS THAT?" "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" "WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, A JELLY DOUGHNUT, SIR!" "A JELLY DOUGHNUT?" "SIR, YES, SIR." "HOW DID IT GET HERE?" "SIR, I TOOK IT FROM THE MESS HALL, SIR!" "IS CHOW ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "ARE YOU ALLOWED TO EAT JELLY DOUGHNUTS," "PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, NO, SIR!" "AND WHY NOT, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, BECAUSE I'M TOO HEAVY, SIR!" "BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY," "PRIVATE PYLE!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "THEN WHY DID YOU HIDE" "A JELLY DOUGHNUT IN YOUR FOOTLOCKER?" "SIR, BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY, SIR!" "BECAUSE YOU WERE HUNGRY." "PRIVATE PYLE HAS DISHONORED HIMSELF" "AND DISHONORED THE PLATOON." "I HAVE TRIED TO HELP HIM," "BUT I HAVE FAILED." "I HAVE FAILED" "BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT HELPED ME." "YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOT GIVEN PRIVATE PYLE" "THE PROPER MOTIVATION!" "SO FROM NOW ON," "WHENEVER PRIVATE PYLE FUCKS UP," "I WILL NOT PUNISH HIM." "I WILL PUNISH ALL OF YOU!" "AND THE WAY I SEE IT, LADIES," "YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!" "NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!" "OPEN YOUR MOUTH!" "THEY'RE PAYING FOR IT, YOU EAT IT!" "READY, EXERCISE!" "Men: 1, 2, 3, 4," "I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS." "1, 2, 3, 4," "I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS." "1, 2, 3, 4," "I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS." "1, 2, 3, 4," "I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS." "1, 2, 3, 4..." "YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE SHIT TODAY, LEONARD." "JOKER?" "EVERYBODY HATES ME NOW." "EVEN YOU." "NOBODY HATES YOU, LEONARD." "YOU JUST KEEP MAKING MISTAKES," "GETTING EVERYBODY IN TROUBLE." "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT." "I NEED HELP." "I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, LEONARD." "I'M REALLY TRYING." "TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN." "1, 2, 3--19." "1, 2, 3--20." "1, 2, 3--21." "1, 2, 3--22." "1, 2, 3--23." "1, 2, 3--24." "1, 2, 3--25." "1, 2, 3--26." "1, 2, 3--27." "1, 2, 3--28." "1, 2, 3--29." "1, 2, 3--30." "AH!" "OW!" "[SOBBING]" "DO IT." "DO IT!" "OH!" "OW!" "OH!" "[SOBBING]" "REMEMBER, IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM, FAT BOY." "OW!" "[SOBBING]" "PORT, HUT!" "LEFT SHOULDER, HUT!" "RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!" "PORT, HUT!" "DO WE LOVE OUR BELOVED CORPS, LADIES?" "SEMPER FI, DO OR DIE!" "GUNG HO, GUNG HO, GUNG HO!" "WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW?" "BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!" "WHAT DO WE DO FOR A LIVING, LADIES?" "KILL, KILL, KILL!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "KILL, KILL, KILL!" "BULLSHIT!" "I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!" "KILL, KILL, KILL!" "DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE" "KNOW WHO CHARLES WHITMAN WAS?" "NONE OF YOU DUMB-ASSES KNOWS?" "PRIVATE COWBOY?" "SIR, HE SHOT ALL THOSE PEOPLE" "FROM THAT TOWER IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, SIR!" "THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE." "CHARLES WHITMAN KILLED 12 PEOPLE" "FROM A 28-STORY OBSERVATION TOWER" "AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS" "FROM DISTANCES OF UP TO 400 YARDS." "ANYBODY KNOW WHO LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS?" "PRIVATE SNOWBALL?" "SIR, HE SHOT KENNEDY, SIR!" "THAT'S RIGHT." "DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR AWAY WAS HE?" "SIR, IT WAS PRETTY FAR!" "FROM THAT BOOK SUPPOSITORY BUILDING, SIR!" "[LAUGHTER]" "ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF." "250 FEET." "HE WAS 250 FEET AWAY" "AND SHOOTING AT A MOVING TARGET." "OSWALD GOT OFF 3 ROUNDS" "WITH AN OLD ITALIAN BOLT-ACTION RIFLE" "IN ONLY 6 SECONDS" "AND SCORED 2 HITS, INCLUDING A HEAD SHOT." "DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE" "KNOW WHERE THESE INDIVIDUALS LEARNED HOW TO SHOOT?" "PRIVATE JOKER?" "SIR, IN THE MARINES, SIR!" "IN THE MARINES." "OUTSTANDING!" "THOSE INDIVIDUALS SHOWED" "WHAT ONE MOTIVATED MARINE AND HIS RIFLE CAN DO." "AND BEFORE YOU LADIES LEAVE MY ISLAND," "YOU WILL ALL BE ABLE TO DO THE SAME THING." "♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" "♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" "♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR JESUS ♪" "♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" "TODAY..." "IS CHRISTMAS." "THERE WILL BE A MAGIC SHOW AT 0930." "CHAPLAIN CHARLIE WILL TELL YOU" "ABOUT HOW THE FREE WORLD WILL CONQUER COMMUNISM" "WITH THE AID OF GOD" "AND A FEW MARINES." "GOD HAS A HARD-ON FOR MARINES" "BECAUSE WE KILL EVERYTHING WE SEE." "HE PLAYS HIS GAMES," "WE PLAY OURS." "TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION FOR SO MUCH POWER," "WE KEEP HEAVEN PACKED WITH FRESH SOULS." "GOD WAS HERE BEFORE THE MARINE CORPS," "SO YOU CAN GIVE YOUR HEART TO JESUS," "BUT YOUR ASS BELONGS TO THE CORPS!" "DO YOU LADIES UNDERSTAND?" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "IT'S BEEN SWABBED AND BRUSHED." "EVERYTHING..." "IS CLEAN." "BEAUTIFUL." "SO THAT IT SLIDES PERFECT." "NICE." "EVERYTHING CLEAN..." "OILED..." "SO THAT YOUR ACTION IS BEAUTIFUL..." "AND SMOOTH, CHARLENE." "LEONARD TALKS TO HIS RIFLE." "YEAH." "I DON'T THINK" "LEONARD CAN HACK IT ANYMORE." "I THINK LEONARD'S A SECTION 8." "IT DON'T SURPRISE ME." "I WANT TO SLIP MY TUBESTEAK" "INTO YOUR SISTER." "WHAT'LL YOU TAKE IN TRADE?" "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "OUTSTANDING, PRIVATE PYLE." "I THINK WE'VE FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING YOU DO WELL." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "WHAT'S YOUR SIXTH GENERAL ORDER?" "SIR, THE PRIVATE'S SIXTH GENERAL ORDER" "IS TO RECEIVE, OBEY, AND PASS ON" "TO THE SENTRY WHO RELIEVES ME..." "ALL ORDERS..." "SIR, THE PRIVATE'S SIXTH GENERAL" "SIR, THE PRIVATE HAS BEEN INSTRUCTED," "BUT HE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR!" "YOU SLIMY SCUMBAG!" "GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25." "SIR, AYE-AYE, SIR!" "HOW MANY COUNTS IN THAT MOVEMENT" "YOU JUST EXECUTED?" "SIR, 4 COUNTS, SIR!" "WHAT'S THE IDEA OF LOOKING IN THE CHAMBER?" "SIR, TO GUARANTEE THE INSPECTING OFFICER" "IS NOT GIVEN A LOADED WEAPON, SIR!" "WHAT'S YOUR FIFTH GENERAL ORDER?" "SIR, THE FIFTH GENERAL ORDER IS TO QUIT MY POST" "ONLY WHEN PROPERLY RELIEVED, SIR!" "WHAT'S THIS WEAPON'S NAME, PRIVATE PYLE?" "SIR, THE PRIVATE'S WEAPON'S NAME IS CHARLENE, SIR!" "PRIVATE PYLE, YOU ARE DEFINITELY BORN AGAIN HARD." "HELL, I MAY EVEN ALLOW YOU TO SERVE" "AS A RIFLEMAN IN MY BELOVED CORPS." "SIR, YES, SIR!" "♪ I DON'T WANT NO TEENAGE QUEEN ♪" "♪ I DON'T WANT NO TEENAGE QUEEN ♪" "♪ I JUST WANT MY M-14 ♪" "♪ I JUST WANT MY M-14" "♪ IF I DIE IN THE COMBAT ZONE ♪" "♪ IF I DIE IN THE COMBAT ZONE ♪" "♪ BOX ME UP AND SHIP ME HOME ♪" "♪ BOX ME UP AND SHIP ME HOME ♪" "♪ PIN MY MEDALS UPON MY CHEST ♪" "♪ PIN MY MEDALS UPON MY CHEST ♪" "♪ TELL MY MOM I DONE MY BEST ♪" "♪ TELL MY MOM I DONE MY BEST ♪" "Joker:" "GRADUATION IS ONLY A FEW DAYS AWAY," "AND THE RECRUITS OF PLATOON 3092 ARE SALTY." "THEY ARE READY TO EAT THEIR OWN GUTS" "AND ASK FOR SECONDS." "THE DRILL INSTRUCTORS ARE PROUD TO SEE" "THAT WE ARE GROWING BEYOND THEIR CONTROL." "THE MARINE CORPS DOES NOT WANT ROBOTS." "THE MARINE CORPS WANTS KILLERS." "THE MARINE CORPS WANTS TO BUILD INDESTRUCTIBLE MEN," "MEN WITHOUT FEAR." "TODAY YOU PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER MAGGOTS." "TODAY YOU ARE MARINES." "YOU'RE PART OF A BROTHERHOOD." "FROM NOW ON" "UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE," "WHEREVER YOU ARE," "EVERY MARINE IS YOUR BROTHER." "MOST OF YOU WILL GO TO VIETNAM." "SOME OF YOU WILL NOT COME BACK." "BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS" "MARINES DIE." "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR." "BUT THE MARINE CORPS LIVES FOREVER," "AND THAT MEANS YOU LIVE FOREVER." "PICKETT!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "O300, INFANTRY." "TOEJAM!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "0300, INFANTRY." "ADAMS!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "1800, ENGINEERS." "YOU GO OUT AND FIND MINES." "COWBOY!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "0300, INFANTRY." "TAYLOR!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "O300, INFANTRY." "JOKER!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "4212," "BASIC MILITARY JOURNALISM." "YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN' ME, JOKER." "YOU THINK YOU'RE MICKEY SPILLANE?" "YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKIN' WRITER?" "SIR, I WROTE FOR MY SCHOOL NEWSPAPER, SIR!" "JESUS H. CHRIST!" "YOU'RE NOT A WRITER," "YOU'RE A KILLER!" "A KILLER, YES, SIR!" "GOMER PYLE." "GOMER PYLE!" "SIR, YES, SIR!" "YOU FORGET YOUR FUCKING NAME?" "0300, INFANTRY." "YOU MADE IT." "PERKINS." "SIR, YES, SIR." "Joker:" "OUR LAST NIGHT ON THE ISLAND." "I DRAW FIRE WATCH." "HI, JOKER." "ARE THOSE LIVE ROUNDS?" "7.62 MILLIMETER." "[CLICK]" "FULL METAL JACKET." "[CLICK]" "LEONARD..." "IF HARTMAN COMES IN HERE AND CATCHES US..." "WE'LL BOTH BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT." "I AM..." "IN A WORLD..." "OF SHIT." "LEFT SHOULDER," "HUT!" "RIGHT SHOULDER, HUT!" "LOCK AND LOAD!" "ORDER, HUT!" "THIS IS MY RIFLE!" "THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!" "MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND!" "IT IS MY LIFE!" "GET BACK IN YOUR BUNKS!" "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?" "WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS H. CHRIST" "ARE YOU ANIMALS DOING IN MY HEAD?" "WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE OUT OF HIS BUNK" "AFTER LIGHTS OUT?" "WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE HOLDING THAT WEAPON?" "WHY AREN'T YOU STOMPING PRIVATE PYLE'S GUTS OUT?" "SIR, IT IS THE PRIVATE'S DUTY" "TO INFORM THE SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR" "THAT PRIVATE PYLE HAS A FULL MAGAZINE" "AND HAS LOCKED AND LOADED, SIR!" "NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, PRIVATE PYLE," "AND YOU LISTEN GOOD." "I WANT THAT WEAPON," "AND I WANT IT NOW!" "YOU WILL PLACE THAT RIFLE" "ON THE DECK AT YOUR FEET..." "AND STEP BACK AWAY FROM IT." "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB-NUTS?" "DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION" "WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?" "EASY, LEONARD." "GO EASY, MAN." "NO!" "Nancy Sinatra: ♪ YOU KEEP SAYIN' YOU'VE GOT SOMETHIN' FOR ME ♪" "♪ SOMETHIN' YOU CALL LOVE" "♪ BUT CONFESS" "♪ YOU'VE BEEN A-MESSIN'" "♪ WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A-MESSIN' ♪" "♪ AND NOW SOMEONE ELSE IS GETTIN' ALL YOUR BEST ♪" "♪ THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN' ♪" "♪ AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO ♪" "♪ ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ♪" "♪ ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU... ♪" "HEY, BABY." "YOU GOT GIRLFRIEND VIETNAM?" "NOT JUST THIS MINUTE." "WELL, BABY, ME SO HORNY." "ME SO HORNY." "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME." "YOU PARTY?" "YEAH, WE MIGHT PARTY." "HOW MUCH?" "15 DOLLAR." "$15 FOR BOTH OF US." "NO, EACH YOU 15 DOLLAR." "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME." "ME SO HORNY." "$15 TOO BEAUCOUP." "$5.00 EACH." "ME SUCKEE-SUCKEE." "ME LOVE YOU TOO MUCH." "$5.00 IS ALL" "MY MOM ALLOWS ME TO SPEND." "OK, 10 DOLLAR EACH." "WHAT DO WE GET FOR $10?" "EVERYTHING YOU WANT." "EVERYTHING?" "EVERYTHING." "WELL, OLD BUDDY," "FEEL LIKE SPENDING SOME OF YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY?" "JUST A MINUTE." "HALF OF THESE GOOK WHORES" "ARE SERVING OFFICERS IN THE VIETCONG." "[COUGH]" "THE OTHER HALF HAVE GOT TB." "BE SURE YOU ONLY FUCK THE ONES THAT COUGH." "RAHH!" "DYAYH!" "AH!" "AH HA!" "♪ ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ♪" "♪ ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU ♪" "THAT LITTLE SUCKER REALLY HAD SOME MOVES ON, DIDN'T HE?" "YEAH." "YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF" "ABOUT THESE PEOPLE?" "WHAT?" "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING THEM" "AND THEY SHIT ALL OVER US EVERY CHANCE THEY GET." "I JUST CAN'T FEATURE THAT." "DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD, RAFTERMAN." "IT'S JUST BUSINESS." "I HATE DA NANG, JOKER." "I WANT TO GO OUT INTO THE FIELD." "I'VE BEEN IN COUNTRY ALMOST 3 MONTHS" "AND ALL I DO IS TAKE HANDSHAKE SHOTS" "AT AWARDS CEREMONIES." "YOU GET WASTED YOUR FIRST DAY IN THE FIELD," "AND IT'D BE MY FAULT." "A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL COULD DO MY JOB." "I WANT TO GET OUT TO THE SHIT." "I WANT TO GET SOME TRIGGER TIME." "IF YOU GET KILLED," "YOUR MOM WILL FIND ME AFTER I ROTATE BACK TO THE WORLD," "AND SHE'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME." "IT'S A NEGATIVE, RAFTERMAN." "OK, GUYS, LET'S KEEP IT SHORT AND SWEET TODAY." "ANYBODY GOT ANYTHING NEW?" "THERE'S A RUMOR GOING AROUND" "THAT THE TET CEASE-FIRE WILL BE CANCELED." "REAR-ECHELON PARANOIA." "A BRO IN INTELLIGENCE" "SAYS CHARLIE MIGHT TRY SOMETHING BIG" "DURING THE TET HOLIDAY." "THEY SAY THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR." "THERE'S A LOT OF TALK ABOUT IT, SIR." "I WOULDN'T LOSE ANY SLEEP OVER IT." "THE TET HOLIDAY'S LIKE JULY 4th," "CHRISTMAS, AND NEW YEAR ALL ROLLED INTO ONE." "EVERY ZIPPERHEAD IN NAM-- NORTH AND SOUTH" "WILL BE BANGING GONGS, BARKING AT THE MOON," "AND VISITING HIS DEAD RELATIVES." "RIGHT." "ANN-MARGRET AND ENTOURAGE" "ARE DUE HERE NEXT WEEK." "I WANT SOMEONE TO BE THERE ON THE AIRFIELD" "AND STICK WITH HER FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS." "RAFTERMAN, YOU TAKE IT." "AYE-AYE, SIR." "GET ME SOME GOOD LOW-ANGLE STUFF." "DON'T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS," "BUT I WANT TO SEE FUR AND EARLY MORNING DEW." "YES, SIR." ""DIPLOMATS IN DUNGAREES" ""MARINE ENGINEERS LEND A HELPING HAND" "REBUILDING DONG PHUC VILLAGES..."" "CHILI, IF WE MOVE VIETNAMESE, THEY ARE EVACUEES." "IF THEY COME TO US TO BE EVACUATED," "THEY ARE REFUGEES." "I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF IT, SIR." ""NVA SOLDIER DESERTS AFTER READING PAMPHLETS" ""A YOUNG NORTH VIETNAMESE ARMY REGULAR," ""WHO REALIZED HIS SIDE COULD NOT WIN THE WAR," "DESERTED AFTER READING OPEN ARMS PROGRAM PAMPHLETS."" "THAT'S GOOD, DAVE." "BUT WHY SAY "NORTH VIETNAMESE ARMY REGULAR"?" "IS THERE AN IRREGULAR?" "HOW ABOUT NORTH VIETNAMESE ARMY "SOLDIER"?" "I'LL FIX IT UP, SIR." "LAWRENCE WELK SHOW GOES ON TV IN 2 WEEKS." "DAVE, DO 100 WORDS ON IT." "A.F. TV WILL GIVE YOU SOME BACKGROUND." ""NOT WHILE WE'RE EATING" ""NVA LEARN MARINES ON A SEARCH-AND-DESTROY MISSION" "DON'T LIKE TO BE INTERRUPTED WHILE EATING CHOW."" ""SEARCH AND DESTROY--"" "WE HAVE A NEW DIRECTIVE FROM MAF ON THIS." ""IN THE FUTURE, IN PLACE OF SEARCH AND DESTROY," "SUBSTITUTE THE PHRASE SWEEP AND CLEAR."" "SWEEP AND CLEAR." "GOT IT?" "GOT IT." "VERY CATCHY." "JOKER, WHERE'S THE WEENIE?" "SIR?" "THE KILL, JOKER, THE KILL." "ALL THAT FIRE--THE GRUNTS MUST HAVE HIT SOMETHING." "DIDN'T SEE THEM." "JOKER, I'VE TOLD YOU, WE RUN 2 BASIC STORIES HERE." "GRUNTS WHO GIVE HALF THEIR PAY" "TO BUY GOOKS TOOTHBRUSHES AND DEODORANTS" "WINNING OF HEARTS AND MINDS." "OK?" "AND COMBAT ACTION THAT RESULTS IN A KILL" "WINNING THE WAR." "NOW, YOU MUST HAVE SEEN BLOOD TRAILS?" "DRAG MARKS?" "IT WAS RAINING, SIR." "THAT'S WHY GOD PASSED THE LAW OF PROBABILITY." "NOW, REWRITE IT AND GIVE IT A HAPPY ENDING" "SAY, UH, ONE KILL." "MAKE IT A SAPPER OR AN OFFICER." "WHICH?" "WHICHEVER YOU SAY." "GRUNTS LIKE READING ABOUT DEAD OFFICERS." "OK, AN OFFICER." "HOW ABOUT A GENERAL?" "JOKER, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE OUR GUYS" "TO READ THE PAPER AND FEEL BAD." "I MEAN, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT," "THIS IS NOT A PARTICULARLY POPULAR WAR." "NOW, IT IS OUR JOB IS TO REPORT THE NEWS" "THAT THESE "WHY ARE WE HERE" CIVILIAN NEWSMEN IGNORE." "SIR, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO OUT ON SOME OPS YOURSELF." "I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND" "A LOT MORE BLOOD TRAILS AND DRAG MARKS." "JOKER, I'VE HAD MY ASS IN THE GRASS." "CAN'T SAY I LIKED IT MUCH." "LOTS OF BUGS AND TOO DANGEROUS." "AS IT HAPPENS, MY PRESENT DUTIES" "KEEP ME WHERE I BELONG," "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR." "The Dixie Cups:" "♪ GOIN' TO THE CHAPEL" "♪ AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED... ♪" "Joker:" "TET, THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY," "VIETNAMESE LUNAR NEW YEAR'S EVE." "DOWN IN DOGPATCH," "THE GOOKS ARE SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS TO CELEBRATE." "♪ GONNA GET MARRIED" "♪ GOIN' TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE ♪" "I AM FUCKING BORED TO DEATH, MAN." "I GOT TO GET BACK IN THE SHIT." "I AIN'T HEARD A SHOT FIRED IN ANGER IN WEEKS." "JOKER'S SO TOUGH," "HE'D EAT THE BOOGERS OUT OF A DEAD MAN'S NOSE," "THEN ASK FOR SECONDS." "[AS JOHN WAYNE] LISTEN UP, PILGRIM." "A DAY WITHOUT BLOOD" "IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE." "SHIT." "JOKER THINKS THE BAD BUSH" "IS BETWEEN AN OLD MAMA-SAN'S LEGS." "HE'S NEVER BEEN IN THE SHIT." "IT'S HARD TO TALK ABOUT IT, MAN." "IT'S LIKE ON HASTINGS." "YOU WEREN'T ON OPERATION HASTINGS, PAYBACK." "YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN COUNTRY." "EAT SHIT AND DIE," "YOU FUCKIN' SPANISH-AMERICAN!" "YOU FUCKIN' POGE." "I WAS THERE, MAN." "I WAS IN THE SHIT WITH THE GRUNTS." "[AS JOHN WAYNE] DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF PAYBACK'S BULLSHIT," "RAFTERMAN." "SOMETIMES HE THINKS HE'S JOHN WAYNE." "YOU LISTEN TO JOKER, NEW GUY." "HE KNOWS TI TI, VERY LITTLE." "YOU KNOW HE'S NEVER BEEN IN THE SHIT" "'CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT THE STARE." "THE STARE?" "THE 1,000-YARD STARE." "A MARINE GETS IT" "AFTER HE'S BEEN IN THE SHIT FOR TOO LONG." "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE REALLY SEEING BEYOND." "I GOT IT." "ALL FIELD MARINES GOT IT," "AND YOU'LL HAVE IT, TOO." "I WILL?" "HEY, PAYBACK," "HOW DO YOU STOP 5 BLACK DUDES" "FROM RAPING A WHITE CHICK?" "FUCK YOU, STORK." "THROW THEM A BASKETBALL." "HA HA!" "[EXPLOSIONS]" "INCOMING." "OH, SHIT!" "[EXPLOSIONS]" "THEY'RE OUTGOIN'." "[EXPLOSIONS]" "THAT AIN'T OUTGOIN'!" "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" "SHIT, THIS IS FOR REAL!" "YES, IT IS, RAFTERMAN." "[ALARM]" "[SIRENS]" "HEY, I HOPE THEY'RE JUST FUCKIN' WITH US." "I AIN'T READY FOR THIS SHIT." "AMEN." "CEASE FIRE!" "CEASE FIRE!" "[SCATTERED GUNFIRE]" "CEASE FIRE!" "THE ENEMY HAS VERY DECEITFULLY" "TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE TET CEASE-FIRE" "TO LAUNCH AN OFFENSIVE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY." "SO FAR, WE'VE HAD IT PRETTY EASY HERE," "BUT WE SEEM TO BE THE EXCEPTION." "CHARLIE HAS HIT EVERY MAJOR MILITARY TARGET IN VIETNAM" "AND HIT THEM HARD." "IN SAIGON, THE UNITED STATES EMBASSY" "HAS BEEN OVERRUN BY SUICIDE SQUADS." "OH, SHIT." "OH, SHIT." "KHE SANH IS STANDING BY TO BE OVERRUN." "WE ALSO HAVE REPORTS THAT A DIVISION OF NVA" "HAS OCCUPIED ALL OF THE CITY OF HUE" "SOUTH OF THE PERFUME RIVER." "IN STRATEGIC TERMS," "CHARLIE'S CUT THE COUNTRY IN HALF," "THE CIVILIAN PRESS ARE ABOUT TO WET THEIR PANTS," "AND WE'VE HEARD" "EVEN CRONKITE'S GOING TO SAY THE WAR IS NOW UNWINNABLE." "IN OTHER WORDS," "IT'S A HUGE SHIT SANDWICH," "AND WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A BITE." "SIR..." "DOES THIS MEAN" "THAT ANN-MARGRET'S NOT COMING?" "[LAUGHTER]" "JOKER, I WANT YOU TO GET STRAIGHT UP TO PHU BAI." "CAPTAIN JANUARY WILL NEED ALL HIS PEOPLE." "YES, SIR." "AND, JOKER..." "YOU WILL TAKE OFF THAT DAMN BUTTON." "HOW'S IT GONNA LOOK" "IF YOU GET KILLED WEARING A PEACE SYMBOL?" "SIR, PERMISSION TO GO WITH JOKER?" "PERMISSION GRANTED." "THANK YOU, SIR." "SIR, PERMISSION" "NOT TO TAKE RAFTERMAN WITH ME?" "YOU STILL HERE?" "VANISH, JOKER, MOST RICKY-TICK," "AND TAKE RAFTERMAN WITH YOU." "YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM." "[GUNFIRE]" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "COME ON!" "COME ON!" "GET SOME!" "HA HA!" "GET SOME, BABY!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "COME ON!" "GET IT!" "COME ON!" "GET SOME!" "GET SOME!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "I'VE GOT YOU, MOTHER!" "HA HA!" "ANYONE WHO RUNS IS A VC!" "ANYONE WHO STANDS STILL IS A WELL-DISCIPLINED VC!" "HA HA HA!" "YOU GUYS OUGHT TO DO A STORY ABOUT ME SOMETIME!" "WHY SHOULD WE DO A STORY ABOUT YOU?" "'CAUSE I'M SO FUCKIN' GOOD!" "THAT AIN'T NO SHIT, NEITHER!" "I'VE DONE GOT ME 157 DEAD GOOKS KILLED" "AND 50 WATER BUFFALOES, TOO!" "THEM ARE ALL CERTIFIED!" "ANY WOMEN OR CHILDREN?" "SOMETIMES!" "HOW CAN YOU SHOOT WOMEN AND CHILDREN?" "[COUGHS]" "EASY!" "YOU JUST DON'T LEAD 'EM SO MUCH!" "HA HA HA!" "AIN'T WAR HELL?" "HA HA HA!" "TOP, WE WANT TO GET IN THE SHIT!" "DOWN THE ROAD." "2-5." "2-5." "OUTSTANDING!" "THANKS, TOP!" "EXCUSE ME!" "SIR, WE'RE LOOKING FOR FIRST PLATOON, HOTEL 2-5." "I GOT A BRO NAMED COWBOY THERE." "YOU PEOPLE 1-1?" "NO, SIR." "WE'RE REPORTERS FOR STARS AND STRIPES." "STARS AND STRIPES?" "YES, SIR." "I'M COWBOY'S PLATOON COMMANDER." "COWBOY'S JUST DOWN THE ROAD IN THE PLATOON AREA." "DO YOU MIND IF WE TAG ALONG, SIR?" "NO PROBLEM." "WELCOME ABOARD." "MY NAME'S SCHINOSKI, WALTER J. SCHINOSKI." "MY PEOPLE CALL ME MR. TOUCHDOWN." "I PLAYED A LITTLE BALL FOR NOTRE DAME." "NOTRE DAME?" "ALL RIGHT!" "YOU HERE TO MAKE COWBOY FAMOUS?" "NEVER HAPPEN, SIR." "IF YOU PEOPLE CAME LOOKING FOR A STORY," "THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY." "WE GOT CONDITION RED," "AND WE'RE DEFINITELY EXPECTING RAIN." "OUTSTANDING, SIR." "WE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS?" "THE NVA ARE DUG IN DEEP." "HOTEL COMPANY'S" "WORKING THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER," "STREET BY STREET, HOUSE BY HOUSE." "CHARLES DEFINITELY GOT HIS SHIT TOGETHER," "BUT WE'RE STILL GETTING SOME" "REALLY DECENT KILLS HERE." "WE HEARD SOME SCUTTLEBUTT, SIR," "ABOUT THE NVA EXECUTING A LOT OF GOOK CIVILIANS." "THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE." "I SAW SOME BODIES ABOUT 1/2 KLICK" "THIS SIDE OF PHU CAM CANAL." "CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE, SIR?" "HERE'S THE CANAL..." "Joker:" "THE DEAD HAVE BEEN COVERED WITH LIME." "THE DEAD KNOW ONLY ONE THING..." "IT IS BETTER TO BE ALIVE." "EXCUSE ME." "GOOD MORNING, LIEUTENANT." "GOOD MORNING." "I MAKE IT 20." "IS THAT THE OFFICIAL BODY COUNT, SIR?" "WHAT OUTFIT ARE YOU MEN WITH?" "OH, SIR, WE'RE REPORTERS FROM STARS AND STRIPES." "OH, I SEE." "I'M SERGEANT JOKER." "THIS PHOTOGRAPHER'S RAFTERMAN." "I'M LIEUTENANT CLEVES" "FROM HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT." "HAVE YOU GOT A BODY COUNT, SIR?" "WE THINK IT'S 20." "DO YOU KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, SIR?" "WELL, IT SEEMS THE NVA CAME IN" "WITH A LIST OF GOOK NAMES" "GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, POLICEMEN," "ARVN OFFICERS, SCHOOLTEACHERS." "THEY WENT AROUND THEIR HOUSES" "REAL POLITE AND ASKED THEM" "TO REPORT THE NEXT DAY FOR POLITICAL RE-EDUCATION." "EVERYBODY WHO TURNED UP GOT SHOT." "SOME THEY BURIED ALIVE." "MARINE!" "COLONEL." "MARINE, WHAT IS THAT BUTTON" "ON YOUR BODY ARMOR?" "A PEACE SYMBOL, SIR!" "WHERE'D YOU GET IT?" "I DON'T REMEMBER, SIR!" "WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HELMET?" ""BORN TO KILL," SIR!" "YOU WRITE THAT" "AND WEAR A PEACE BUTTON." "WHAT'S THAT, SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?" "NO, SIR!" "WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "I DON'T KNOW, SIR!" "YOU DON'T KNOW VERY MUCH, DO YOU?" "NO, SIR." "GET YOUR HEAD AND YOUR ASS" "WIRED TOGETHER," "OR I WILL SHIT ON YOU!" "ANSWER MY QUESTION OR YOU'LL BE" "STANDING TALL BEFORE THE MAN!" "I WAS TRYING TO SUGGEST SOMETHING ABOUT" "THE DUALITY OF MAN, SIR." "THE WHAT?" "THE DUALITY OF MAN, THE JUNGIAN THING, SIR!" "WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, SON?" "OUR SIDE, SIR!" "DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY?" "YES, SIR." "HOW ABOUT GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM?" "WHY DON'T YOU JUMP ON THE TEAM" "AND COME IN FOR THE BIG WIN?" "YES, SIR!" "SON, I ONLY ASK MY MARINES TO OBEY MY ORDERS" "AS THEY WOULD THE WORD OF GOD." "WE'RE HERE TO HELP THE VIETNAMESE" "BECAUSE INSIDE EVERY GOOK" "THERE IS AN AMERICAN TRYING TO GET OUT." "IT'S A HARDBALL WORLD, SON." "WE'VE GOT TO TRY TO KEEP OUR HEADS" "UNTIL THIS PEACE CRAZE BLOWS OVER." "AYE-AYE, SIR!" "[JET FLIES OVER]" "HEY, BRO!" "WE'RE LOOKING FOR FIRST PLATOON, HOTEL 2-5." "AROUND THE BACK." "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs:" "♪ UNO, DOS" "♪ ONE, TWO, TRES, CUATRO!" "FIRST PLATOON?" "YEAH." "THROUGH THERE." "HEY!" "WOOLY BULLY!" "WATCH IT, NOW!" "WATCH IT!" "HERE HE COME!" "HERE HE COME!" "WATCH IT, NOW!" "HE'LL GET YOU!" "♪ MATTIE TOLD HATTIE" "HEY, LONE RANGER." "♪ ABOUT A THING SHE SAW" "♪ HAD 2 BIG HORNS..." "HOLY SHIT!" "YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER." "IT'S THE JOKER." "♪ WOOLY BULLY" "♪ WOOLY BULLY..." "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "I HOPED I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN," "YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" "WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?" "I'M JUST WAITING TO GET BACK" "TO THE LAND OF THE BIG PX." "WHY GO BACK?" "HERE OR THERE, SAMEY-SAME." "BEEN GETTING ANY?" "ONLY YOUR SISTER." "BETTER MY SISTER THAN MY MOM," "THOUGH MY MOM'S NOT BAD." "HEY, YOU HOGS, LISTEN UP!" "THIS IS MY BRO JOKER FROM THE ISLAND," "AND THIS IS..." "RAFTERMAN." "RAFTERMAN." "THEY'RE FROM STARS AND STRIPES." "THEY'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS." "ALL RIGHT!" "FUCKIN'" "A!" "WE'RE THE LUSTHOG SQUAD." "WE'RE LIFE-TAKERS AND HEARTBREAKERS." "WE SHOOT 'EM FULL OF HOLES" "AND FILL 'EM FULL OF LEAD." "YOU A PHOTOGRAPHER?" "NO." "I'M A COMBAT CORRESPONDENT." "OH." "YOU SEEN MUCH COMBAT?" "HA HA HA!" "WELL, I'VE SEEN A LITTLE ON TV." "HA HA HA!" "OOO!" "YOU'RE A REAL COMEDIAN." "WELL, THEY CALL ME THE JOKER." "OOO!" "OOO!" "WELL, I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU." "I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "HERE HE COMES!" "[AS JOHN WAYNE] WELL, PILGRIM," "ONLY AFTER YOU" "EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF MY SHIT!" "HA HA!" "HA HA!" "OOO!" "TOUCHE!" "HERE HE COME!" "HERE HE COME!" "YOU TALK THE TALK." "DO YOU WALK THE WALK?" "OOO!" "WHOA!" "WAIT." "NOW, YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT," "BUT UNDER FIRE," "ANIMAL MOTHER" "IS ONE OF THE WORLD'S FINEST HUMAN BEINGS." "ALL HE NEEDS IS SOMEBODY" "THROWING HAND GRENADES AT HIM" "THE REST OF HIS LIFE." "ROGER, COME ON." "SIT DOWN." "COME ON, YOU GUYS." "♪ WOOLY BULLY..." "HEY, JUNGLE BUNNY?" "THANK GOD FOR THE SICKLE CELL, HUH?" "YEAH, MOTHER." "♪ WOOLY BULLY..." "HEY!" "PHOTOGRAPHER!" "YOU WANT TO TAKE A GOOD PICTURE?" "♪ LET'S DON'T TAKE NO CHANCE ♪" "HERE MAN." "TAKE THIS." "♪ LET'S NOT BE L7" "♪ COME AND LEARN TO DANCE" "♪ WOOLY BULLY" "♪ WOOLY BULLY..." "SHH..." "THIS..." "IS MY BRO." "♪ WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY ♪" "WATCH IT, NOW!" "WATCH IT!" "WATCH IT!" "WATCH IT!" "HA HA!" "HA HA!" "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]" "A-A-AH!" "THIS IS HIS PARTY." "HE'S THE GUEST OF HONOR." "YEAH!" "RIDE, RIDE, RIDE!" "TODAY..." "IS HIS BIRTHDAY." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZIPPERHEAD!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEEK." "I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY," "THE DAY I CAME TO HUE CITY" "AND FOUGHT ONE MILLION NVA GOOKS." "I LOVE THE LITTLE COMMIE BASTARDS," "MAN, I REALLY DO." "THESE ENEMY GRUNTS ARE AS HARD" "AS SLANT-EYED DRILL INSTRUCTORS." "THESE ARE GREAT DAYS WE'RE LIVING, BROS!" "WE ARE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS" "WALKING THE EARTH WITH GUNS." "THESE PEOPLE WE WASTED HERE TODAY" "ARE THE FINEST HUMAN BEINGS" "WE WILL EVER KNOW." "WATCH IT, NOW, WATCH IT!" "HERE HE COMES!" "AFTER WE ROTATE BACK TO THE WORLD," "WE'RE GOING TO MISS NOT HAVING" "ANYONE AROUND THAT'S WORTH SHOOTING." "SHIT." "DELTA 6 ACTUAL, THIS IS MURPHY." "OVER." "DELTA 6 ACTUAL, THIS IS MURPHY." "OVER." "DELTA 6." "DELTA 6, WE ARE RECEIVING INCOMING FIRE FROM THE VILLE." "THE LIEUTENANT IS DOWN." "WE'RE GOING TO STOP HERE" "AND CHECK OUT WHAT'S IN FRONT OF US." "OVER." "OK, LUSTHOG SQUAD, LISTEN UP!" "WE'LL MOVE UP THESE 2 ROADS" "AND CHECK THE VILLE!" "I WANT THE THIRD TEAM UP THIS ROAD HERE!" "FIRST AND SECOND FIRE TEAM BEHIND ME UP THIS ROAD, OK?" "RIGHT!" "OK!" "LET'S GO!" "LET'S GET IT DONE!" "[SCATTERED GUNFIRE]" "[ALL FIRING STOPS]" "♪ UH, WELL, EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD ♪" "♪ BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD ♪" "♪ WELL, UH, BIRD IS THE WORD" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD ♪" "♪ WELL, B-BIRD IS THE WORD" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD ♪" "♪ WELL, B-BIRD IS THE WORD" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?" "♪" "♪ WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD ♪" "♪ BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?" "♪" "♪ WELL, EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' ABOUT THE BIRD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD" "SURFIN'!" "BBBBBBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB!" "AUUAUAUAUAUAGHGHGHGH!" "B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B... ♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO... ♪" "IS THAT YOU, JOHN WAYNE?" "THIS IS ME!" "HEY, START THE CAMERAS." "THIS IS VIETNAM--THE MOVIE!" "IF JOKER CAN BE JOHN WAYNE, I'LL BE A HORSE!" "T.H.E. ROCK CAN BE A ROCK!" "I'LL BE ANN-MARGRET!" "ANIMAL MOTHER CAN BE A RABID BUFFALO!" "I'LL BE CUSTER!" "WE'LL LET THE GOOKS PLAY THE INDIANS!" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO" "♪ B-BA MA-MA-MA MAO MAO MAO ♪" "♪ MA-MA-MA-MA MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ WELL, UH, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?" "♪" "♪ WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD ♪" "♪ UH, WELL, UH, M-MA MAO MAO B-BA M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO M-MA-MAO MAO ♪" "♪ B-BA M-MAO MAO..." "[DISTANT EXPLOSIONS]" "YOU'RE GOING HOME NOW." "SEMPER FI." "WE'RE MEAN MARINES, SIR." "GO EASY, BROS." "BETTER YOU THAN ME." "WELL, AT LEAST THEY DIED FOR A GOOD CAUSE." "WHAT CAUSE WAS THAT?" "FREEDOM?" "FLUSH OUT YOUR HEADGEAR, NEW GUY." "YOU THINK WE WASTE GOOKS FOR FREEDOM?" "THIS IS A SLAUGHTER." "IF I'M GOING TO GET MY BALLS BLOWN OFF FOR A WORD," "MY WORD IS POONTANG." "TOUGH BREAK FOR HAND JOB." "HE WAS ALL SET TO GET SHIPPED OUT ON A MEDICAL." "WHAT WAS THE MATTER WITH HIM?" "HE WAS JERKING OFF 10 TIMES A DAY." "THAT'S NO SHIT." "AT LEAST 1O TIMES A DAY." "LAST WEEK, HE WAS SENT DOWN TO DA NANG" "TO SEE THE NAVY HEAD SHRINKER," "AND THE CRAZY FUCKER STARTS JERKING OFF IN THE WAITING ROOM." "INSTANT SECTION 8." "HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR HIS PAPERS TO CLEAR DIVISION." "YOU READY?" "TURNOVER." "ROLLING." "HUE CITY INTERVIEWS." "ROLL 34." "WELL..." "LIKE--LIKE, YOU SEE, IT'S A MAJOR CITY," "SO WE HAVE TO ASSAULT WITH, UH, TANKS." "WE ROLL IN THE STREETS," "SO THEY SEND US IN FIRST SQUAD" "TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO, UH..." "NO LITTLE, UH..." "NO VIETNAMESE WAITING WITH B-40 ROCKETS" "THAT BLOW THE TANKS AWAY." "WE CLEAR IT OUT AND ROLL THE TANKS IN" "AND BASICALLY BLOW THE PLACE TO HELL." "WHEN WE'RE IN HUE-- WHEN WE'RE IN HUE CITY," "IT'S LIKE A WAR, YOU KNOW" "LIKE, WHAT I THOUGHT-- WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT A WAR" "WHAT I THOUGHT A WAR, YOU KNOW, WAS SUPPOSED TO BE." "UM..." "THERE'S THE ENEMY, KILL THEM." "THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT." "WE'RE THE BEST." "ALL THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT THE AIR CAV..." "WHEN THE SHIT REALLY HITS THE FAN, WHO GETS CALLED?" "THEY CALL MOTHER GREEN AND HER KILLING MACHINE." "DO I THINK AMERICA BELONGS IN VIETNAM?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I BELONG IN VIETNAM." "I'LL TELL YOU THAT." "CAN I QUOTE LBJ?" "SURE." ""I WILL NOT SEND AMERICAN BOYS" ""8,000 OR 10,000 MILES AROUND THE WORLD" ""TO DO A JOB THAT ASIAN BOYS" "OUGHT TO BE DOIN' FOR THEMSELVES."" "PERSONALLY, I THINK, UH," "THEY DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS WAR." "I MEAN--I THINK THEY-- IT'S SORT OF LIKE" "THEY TOOK AWAY OUR FREEDOM" "AND GAVE IT TO THE GOOKERS." "THEY DON'T WANT IT." "THEY'D RATHER BE ALIVE THAN FREE, I GUESS," "POOR DUMB BASTARDS." "WELL, THE ONES I'M-- I'M FIGHTIN' AT" "ARE SOME PRETTY-- PRETTY BAD BOYS." "I'M NOT REAL, UH..." "I'M NOT REAL KEEN ON..." "SOME OF THESE FELLAS THAT ARE..." "SUPPOSEDLY ON OUR SIDE." "I KEEP MEETING THEM COMING THE OTHER WAY." "YEAH." "WE'RE GETTING KILLED FOR THESE PEOPLE," "AND THEY DON'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT." "THEY THINK IT'S A BIG JOKE." "WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, UH..." "WE'RE SHOOTING THE WRONG GOOKS." "WELL, IT DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION." "I'M--I'M HERE TO TAKE COMBAT PHOTOS," "BUT IF THE SHIT GETS TOO THICK, I'LL GO TO THE RIFLE." "WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT AMERICA'S INVOLVEMENT IN THE WAR?" "I THINK WE SHOULD WIN." "I HATE VIETNAM." "THERE'S NOT ONE HORSE IN THIS WHOLE COUNTRY." "THEY DON'T HAVE ONE HORSE IN VIETNAM." "THERE'S SOMETHING BASICALLY WRONG WITH THAT." "HA HA!" "IF THEY'D SEND US MORE GUYS" "AND BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THE NORTH," "THEY MIGHT, UH, GIVE UP." "I WANTED TO SEE EXOTIC VIETNAM," "THE..." "JEWEL OF SOUTHEAST ASIA." "I, UH, I WANTED TO MEET INTERESTING" "AND STIMULATING PEOPLE OF AN ANCIENT CULTURE" "AND..." "KILL THEM." "I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST KID ON MY BLOCK" "TO GET A CONFIRMED KILL." "ATTEN-HUT!" "OHH!" "WOO!" "NOT BAD!" "ALL RIGHT!" "GOOD MORNIN', LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL." "I'M A LITTLE SCHOOLBOY, TOO." "HA HA!" "WHAT YOU GOT THERE, CHIEF?" "DO YOU WANT NUMBER ONE FUCKEE?" "OH, YEAH!" "ANY OF YOU BOYS WANT NUMBER ONE FUCKEE?" "I CAN'T EVEN GET A PIECE OF HAND." "HEY!" "HEY!" "ME WANT SUCKEE!" "SUCKEE, FUCKEE," "SMOKE CIGARETTE IN THE PUSSY" "SHE GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT." "LONG TIME." "EVERYTHING YOU WANT!" "ALL RIGHT!" "HOW MUCH THERE, CHIEF?" "$15 EACH." "NO..." "NO..." "NUMBER 10." "15 DOLLAR BEAUCOUP MONEY." "5 DOLLAR EACH." "COME ON." "SHE LOVE YOU GOOD." "BOOM-BOOM LONG TIME." "$10." "$5." "NO. $10." "BE GLAD TO TRADE YOU SOME ARVN RIFLES." "NEVER BEEN FIRED, ONLY DROPPED ONCE." "OK. $5." "YOU GIVE ME." "OK, OK!" "ALL RIGHT!" "LET'S GET MOUNTED." "[SPEAKING VIETNAMESE]" "SOMETHING WRONG THERE, CHIEF?" "SHE SAID, "NO BOOM-BOOM WITH SOUL BROTHER."" "HEY, WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?" "SHE SAY, "SOUL BROTHER TOO BEAUCOUP."" "WHAT IS THIS, MAN?" "I THINK WHAT HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU" "IS THAT YOU BLACK BOYS PACK TOO MUCH MEAT." "HA HA!" "HA HA!" "TOO BEAUCOUP, TOO BEAUCOUP." "OH, SHIT!" "HA HA!" "THIS BABY-SAN LOOK LIKE" "SHE COULD SUCK THE CHROME" "OFF A TRAILER HITCH." "SHE SAY, "TOO BEAUCOUP, TOO BEAUCOUP."" "UH, EXCUSE ME, MA'AM." "WHAT WE HAVE HERE, LITTLE YELLOW SISTER," "IS A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN" "OF PURE ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE..." "WOO!" "WOO!" "BUT IT AIN'T TOO GODDAMN BEAUCOUP." "OK, OK." "EMJOO." "OK!" "OK!" "EMJOO!" "EMJOO!" "ALL RIGHT!" "YEAH!" "THIS IS MY BOOGIE!" "WE NEED A BATTING ORDER." "I'M GOING FIRST." "BACK OFF, WHITE BREAD." "DON'T GET BETWEEN A DOG AND HIS MEAT." "ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG!" "HEY, MAN!" "HEY, HEY!" "I WON'T BE LONG!" "I'LL SKIP THE FOREPLAY." "HEY, I DON'T WANT IT AFTER YOU!" "FUCK YOU!" "Joker:" "INTELLIGENCE PASSED THE WORD DOWN" "THAT DURING THE NIGHT, THE NVA HAD PULLED OUT OF OUR AREA" "TO POSITIONS ACROSS THE PERFUME RIVER." "OUR SQUAD IS SENT ON PATROL TO CHECK OUT THE REPORT." "FACE OUTBOARD AND TAKE COVER!" "DO IT!" "SHIT!" "HE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT!" "SHIT." "HOTEL 1 ACTUAL, THIS IS COWBOY." "HOTEL 1 ACTUAL, THIS IS COWBOY!" "HOTEL 1." "OVER." "MURPH, THIS IS COWBOY." "CRAZY'S HIT." "BOOBY TRAP." "WAIT ONE." "OK." "YOU'RE SENIOR NCO, COWBOY." "YOU'RE IN CHARGE." "CONTINUE ON WITH THE PATROL" "AND CALL IN AT THE NEXT CHECKPOINT." "OVER." "ROGER." "OUT." "I'M SQUAD LEADER." "YEAH." "FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE, SCUMBAG." "ALL RIGHT." "HE'S DEAD." "COWBOY." "WHAT'S UP?" "I THINK WE MADE A MISTAKE" "AT THE LAST CHECKPOINT." "HERE." "SEE WHAT YOU THINK." "I THINK WE'RE HERE," "AND WE SHOULD BE HERE." "WE'RE HERE?" "YEAH." "WE SHOULD BE HERE?" "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT." "FUCK." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE DIRECTION." "OK." "WE'LL CHANGE DIRECTION." "WHAT'S UP?" "WE'RE CHANGIN' DIRECTION." "WHAT, ARE WE LOST?" "JOKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP." "OK." "LISTEN UP." "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "YEAH." "WE'RE CHANGING DIRECTION." "WE'RE HEADING OVER THAT WAY." "EIGHTBALL'S GOING TO FIND A WAY THROUGH." "GOT IT?" "GOT IT." "EIGHTBALL, LET'S DANCE." "PUT A NIGGER BEHIND THE TRIGGER." "AAH!" "OK." "CEASE FIRE!" "CEASE FIRE, GODDAMN IT!" "COOL IT, GODDAMN IT!" "COOL IT!" "CEASE FIRE!" "HOLD IT!" "CEASE FIRE!" "CEASE FIRE!" "OK, LISTEN UP." "DID ANYBODY SEE A SNIPER?" "DID ANYBODY SEE ANYTHING?" "NO, SIR." "OK, THEN SAVE YOUR AMMO." "NOBODY FIRE TILL I SAY." "AAH!" "EIGHTBALL!" "NO!" "NO!" "CEASE FIRE!" "CEASE FIRE!" "ANIMAL, CEASE FIRE!" "COWBOY, IT'S SERGEANT MURPHY." "THIS IS COWBOY." "OVER." "THIS IS MURPHY." "WHAT IS YOUR PRESENT POSITION?" "OVER." "MURPH, WE'RE RECEIVING ENEMY SNIPER FIRE." "EIGHTBALL IS DOWN." "OUR POSITION IS ABOUT 1/2 KLICK NORTH" "OF CHECKPOINT 4." "BELIEVE POSSIBLE STRONG ENEMY FORCES" "OCCUPYING BUILDINGS IN FRONT OF US." "REQUEST IMMEDIATE TANK SUPPORT." "OVER." "ROGER." "UNDERSTAND." "I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO." "OVER." "ROGER." "OVER AND OUT." "STAY CLOSE." "GOT IT." "OK, LISTEN UP." "I THINK WE'RE BEING SET UP FOR AN AMBUSH." "THERE MAY BE STRONG ENEMY FORCES" "IN THOSE BUILDINGS OVER THERE." "I'VE REQUESTED TANK SUPPORT." "WE'RE GONNA SIT TIGHT UNTIL IT COMES," "BUT KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN." "IF THEY DECIDE TO HIT US, WE'LL PULL BACK FAST." "GODDAMN IT!" "HOLD!" "CEASE YOUR FIRE, MOTHER!" "CEASE YOUR FUCKIN' FIRE!" "HE'S ALL ALONE!" "WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM OUT THERE!" "WE'RE NOT." "WE'LL GET HIM WHEN THE TANK COMES UP." "HE'S HIT 3 TIMES." "HE CAN'T WAIT LONG!" "I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE." "THAT SNIPER'S TRYING TO SUCK US IN" "ONE AT A TIME." "AAH!" "GODDAMN IT!" "NO!" "GODDAMN IT, CEASE FIRE!" "FUCK THIS SHIT!" "I'LL BRING HIM OUT!" "YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" "COVER ME!" "OK, CEASE FIRE!" "HE'S THERE." "CEASE FIRE!" "HE'S THERE!" "CEASE FIRE!" "AAH!" "HOLD YOUR FIRE!" "HOLD YOUR FIRE!" "CEASE FIRE!" "YOU CAN'T SEE THE SNIPER!" "SAVE THE AMMO!" "NOBODY FIRE TILL I TELL YOU!" "NOBODY!" "AAH!" "HOLD YOUR FIRE!" "WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW, COWBOY?" "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING RADIO." "MURPH, THIS IS COWBOY." "OVER." "THIS IS MURPHY." "OVER." "MURPH, WE'RE IN SOME DEEP SHIT." "I GOT 2 MEN DOWN." "WHAT'S THE STORY ON THAT FUCKING TANK?" "OVER." "SORRY, COWBOY." "NO LUCK SO FAR" "WITH THE TANK." "WILL ADVISE." "OVER." "ROGER." "OUT." "NUMB-NUT BASTARDS." "OK, LISTEN UP!" "LISTEN UP!" "CAN'T AFFORD TO WAIT FOR THE TANK." "I THINK THEY'LL HIT US ANY MINUTE." "WHEN THEY DO, WE WON'T HAVE TIME TO PULL OUT." "WE GOTTA DO IT NOW." "LET'S GET READY TO MOVE." "WAIT A MINUTE!" "HOLD IT!" "HOLD IT." "NOBODY'S PULLING OUT!" "THERE'S ONLY ONE FUCKING SNIPER OUT THERE!" "BACK OFF, MOTHER." "I'M CALLING THE PLAYS." "I SAY WE'RE PULLING OUT." "WHAT ABOUT DOC JAY AND EIGHTBALL?" "I KNOW IT'S A SHITTY TO DO," "BUT WE CAN'T REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SITUATION." "WE'RE NOT LEAVING DOC JAY AND EIGHTBALL!" "THEY'RE WASTED!" "YOU KNOW THAT!" "BULLSHIT!" "COME ON, YOU GUYS!" "WE GOTTA BRING THEM BACK!" "LET'S GO GET 'EM, LET'S DO IT!" "STAND DOWN, MOTHER!" "THAT'S A DIRECT ORDER!" "AAH!" "FUCK YOU, COWBOY!" "FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES!" "[GUNFIRE]" "GODDAMN IT!" "FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" "AAH!" "WHOO!" "DOC." "DOC." "DOC." "WHERE'S THE SNIPER?" "DOC, WHERE'S THE SNIPER?" "SH--SHIT!" "SHIT!" "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "AH!" "HEY, COWBOY!" "YEAH!" "DOC JAY AND EIGHTBALL ARE WASTED!" "THERE'S ONLY ONE SNIPER, NOTHING ELSE!" "MOVE UP THE SQUAD!" "YOU'RE CLEAR UP TO HERE!" "COME ON!" "SON OF A BITCH." "OK, LISTEN UP!" "LISTEN UP." "NO-DOZE, STUTTEN," "DONLON, ROCK, YOU COME WITH ME." "WE'LL TAKE A LOOK." "REST OF Y'ALL STAY PUT." "COVER OUR ASS!" "WE MAY BE COMING BACK IN A BIG HURRY!" "I'M GOING WITH YOU." "I'M COMING, TOO." "OK." "Y'ALL SET?" "YEAH." "LET'S MOVE OUT!" "LET'S DO IT!" "COWBOY, TOP OF THE BLACK BUILDING" "ROUND THE CORNER." "DONLON, GIVE ME THAT RADIO." "MURPHY, THIS IS COWBOY." "OVER." "COWBOY!" "THE SNIPER'S GOT A CLEAN SHOT" "THROUGH THE HOLE!" "[GUNFIRE]" "EASY!" "EASY!" "ANYBODY GOT ANY FIRST AID?" "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!" "AAH!" "SHUT UP!" "TAKE IT EASY, COWBOY." "OOH!" "THAT SON OF A BITCH!" "YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT." "YOU'RE GOING HOME." "DON'T SHIT ME." "I WOULDN'T SHIT YOU." "YOU'RE MY FAVORITE TURD." "COME ON." "[WHEEZING]" "COWBOY." "HANG ON, MAN, HANG ON!" "I C-- I CAN HACK IT." "YOU CAN HACK IT." "OOH." "I--I CAN HACK IT." "YOU CAN HACK IT, MAN!" "YOU CAN HACK IT!" "LET'S GO GET SOME PAYBACK." "OK." "CLEAR." "WATCH THAT FUCKING HOLE." "GIVE ME SOME SMOKE." "[BANG]" "[BANG BANG]" "OK, READY." "DONLON, ROCK, THAT WAY." "YOU TWO, WITH ME." "JOKER, IN THERE." "NEW GUY." "[CLICK]" "[GUNFIRE]" "WE GOT THE SNIPER!" "[FOOTSTEPS]" "JOKER?" "YO!" "WHAT'S UP?" "WE GOT THE SNIPER." "I SAVED JOKER'S ASS." "I GOT THE SNIPER." "I FUCKING BLEW HER AWAY!" "HA!" "AM I BAD?" "AM I A LIFE-TAKER?" "AM I A HEARTBREAKER?" "HA HA!" "[SPEAKING VIETNAMESE]" "WHAT'S SHE SAYING?" "SHE'S PRAYING." "NO MORE BOOM-BOOM FOR THIS BABY-SAN." "THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR HER." "SHE'S DEAD MEAT." "OK." "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE." "WHAT ABOUT HER?" "FUCK HER." "LET HER ROT." "WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER HERE." "HEY, ASSHOLE..." "COWBOY'S WASTED." "YOU'RE FRESH OUT OF FRIENDS." "I'M RUNNING THIS SQUAD NOW," "AND I SAY WE LEAVE THE GOOK" "FOR THE MOTHER-LOVIN' RATS." "I'M NOT TRYING TO RUN THIS SQUAD." "I'M JUST SAYING WE CAN'T LEAVE HER LIKE THIS." "SHOOT..." "ME." "SHOOT..." "ME." "SHOOT..." "ME." "SHOOT..." "SHOOT." "IF YOU WANT TO WASTE HER," "GO ON..." "WASTE HER." "SHOOT ME." "SHOOT..." "ME." "SHOOT..." "ME." "SHOOT." "SHOOT." "[GUNSHOT]" "HA!" "HA HA!" "JOKER, WE'LL HAVE TO PUT YOU UP" "FOR THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF..." "UGLY!" "HA HA!" "HARD-CORE, MAN." "FUCKING HARD-CORE." "Joker:" "WE HAVE NAILED OUR NAMES IN THE PAGES OF HISTORY" "ENOUGH FOR TODAY." "WE HUMP DOWN TO THE PERFUME RIVER" "TO SET IN FOR THE NIGHT." "♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y" "♪ M-O-U-S-E" "♪ WE PLAY FAIR AND WE WORK HARD ♪" "♪ AND WE'RE IN HARMONY" "♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y" "♪ M-O-U-S-E" "♪ MICKEY MOUSE" "MICKEY MOUSE!" "♪ MICKEY MOUSE" "MICKEY MOUSE!" "♪ FOREVER LET US HOLD OUR BANNER HIGH ♪" "♪ HIGH, HIGH, HIGH" "♪ BOYS AND GIRLS FROM FAR AND NEAR ♪" "♪ YOU'RE WELCOME AS CAN BE ♪" "♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y" "♪ M-O-U-S-E" "♪ WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE CLUB... ♪" "Joker:" "MY THOUGHTS DRIFT BACK" "TO ERECT-NIPPLE WET DREAMS ABOUT MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH" "AND THE GREAT HOMECOMING FUCK FANTASY." "I AM SO HAPPY THAT I AM ALIVE," "IN ONE PIECE." "IN SHORT..." "I'M IN A WORLD OF SHIT, YES," "BUT I AM ALIVE." "AND I AM NOT AFRAID." "♪ ..." "AND JOIN OUR FAMILY" "♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y" "♪ M-O-U-S-E" "♪ WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE CLUB ♪" "♪ THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND ME?" "♪" "♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y" "♪ M-O-U-S-E" "♪ HEY THERE!" "HI THERE!" "HO THERE!" "♪" "♪ YOU'RE AS WELCOME AS CAN BE ♪" "♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y" "♪ M-O-U-S-E" "♪ MICKEY MOUSE" "Paint it black:" "♪ I SEE A RED DOOR" "♪ AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK" "♪ NO COLORS ANYMORE, I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK ♪" "♪ I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY" "♪ DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES ♪" "♪ I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES ♪" "♪ I SEE A LINE OF CARS, AND THEY'RE ALL PAINTED BLACK ♪" "♪ WITH FLOWERS AND MY LOVE BOTH NEVER TO COME BACK ♪" "♪ I SEE PEOPLE TURN THEIR HEADS AND QUICKLY LOOK AWAY ♪" "♪ LIKE A NEWBORN BABY, IT JUST HAPPENS EVERY DAY ♪" "♪ I LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AND SEE MY HEART IS BLACK ♪" "♪ I SEE MY RED DOOR, I MUST HAVE IT PAINTED BLACK ♪" "♪ MAYBE THEN I'LL FADE AWAY AND NOT HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS ♪" "♪ IT'S NOT EASY FACIN' UP WHEN YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS BLACK ♪" "♪ NO MORE WILL MY GREEN SEA GO TURN A DEEPER BLUE ♪" "♪ I COULD NOT FORESEE THIS THING HAPPENING TO YOU ♪" "♪ IF I LOOK HARD ENOUGH" "♪ INTO THE SETTIN' SUN" "♪ MY LOVE WILL LAUGH WITH ME" "♪ BEFORE THE MORNING COMES" "♪ I SEE A RED DOOR, AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK ♪" "♪ NO COLORS ANYMORE, I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK ♪" "♪ I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY" "♪ DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES ♪" "♪ I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ I WANT TO SEE YOU PAINT IT" "♪ PAINT IT BLACK, BLACK AS NIGHT ♪" "♪ BLACK AS COAL" "♪ I WANT TO SEE THE SUN" "♪ BLOTTED OUT FROM THE SKY" "♪ I WANT TO SEE YOU PAINT IT, PAINT IT, PAINT IT ♪" "♪ PAINT IT BLACK" "YEAH!" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪" "♪ MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM ♪"