"PATRlK, AGE 1.5" "Based on a play by michael DRUKER" "Hello!" " l'm Jan." " Göran Skoogh." "I'm Lennart Ljung, the chairman of the association." "This is my wife, Louise." "We're at number 25." "Would you like something to drink?" " Monica?" "Welcome to the neighbourhood." " Monica's my wife." "And where's the little woman?" "Won't your wife be coming?" "Yes..." "Well..." "Here he comes." "This is Sven, my husband." " Hi, I'm Sven." "Welcome to the neighbourhood." "I'm Urban Adler. I'm the Neighbourhood Watch representative." "Are you familiar with the Watch?" " Not really..." "Well, we all pitch in to prevent break-ins and vandalism..." " Sounds good." " lt is." "Would you like some decals?" " Sorry, we were expecting a family." " That's right." "Sven has a daughter." "She's almost 16, and we're hoping she'll spend more time with us." "You can never tell, at that age." "And..." "We're adopting a child." "We just got cleared by the authorities, so we're waiting for our child." "But that's... absolutely wonderful!" "Soon it will be our turn..." "I can hardly believe it." "I can't believe I'm doing it." "I hated it the first time around." " l'm only joking." " You'd better be!" " l thought we'd thrown that crap out." " They're genuine Lindbergs." " Stig Lindberg." " They're still ugly." "We agreed to get rid of unnecessary stuff." "Stop it!" "Welcome." " Good to see you." " Back off!" "We're see to see Dad's house." "We have, so let's leave already." "Hello..." "Nice." "Cool outfit." " Does this door lead out?" " Yes, into the garden." " lt's pretty big." " Christ, you'll need a gardener." "I'm glad you came along." "I hope you'll spend time here once the baby's arrived." "Aren't you excited?" " Embarrassing is what it is!" "We were going to go for pine..." " l must say I'm surprised." "I never expected you to try the home and a family thing again." "Have you shown her the nursery?" "We'll have to put up newwallpaper." "We're thinking of a pastel shade, yellow or turquoise." "And one of those borders..." " Friezes." "The crib goes there, and a rocking horse..." "And a mobile over the crib." "And a music box." "And a "baby watch", to monitor our child at all times." "I can see you..." "But actually, all you need is love." " Let go of me!" " Please wait here." "We've sent on our approval to the organization, but I would to update you on the present circumstances." "Unfortunately, no countries are willing to provide a child." "What?" "We've been cleared." "At present, no countries are willing to accept homosexual parents." "There's nothing I can do about that." "If there aren't any foreign children, what about Swedish children?" "A Swedish kid would be fine... I mean, I don't mind if the kid's Swedish or Danish..." "Well, maybe not Danish... I'll see what I can do, but don't expect too much." "Just look at this!" "What will people think if we can't even take care of our garden?" "!" "Bye, Daddy!" " Hey..." "Want a ride?" " That's all right, it's not far." "How do you feel?" "Nervous?" "Oh..." "No, not particularly." " You'll do just fine." " l know... I hope you'll enjoy working here, Doctor." " ls this your first position?" " Yes... lt will be nice to have a man around the place again." " lt's been a while since Doctor..." " ..." "Svinhufvud ("Swine head")." "The name suited him." "I understand that the position has been vacant for some time." "And this is Nurse lrja, our District Nurse." "She could certainly use a little relief." "Yes?" "Thank you." "Your first patient is scheduled for 9:15." "Everything seems to be fine." "Oh, no murmurs or anything?" " Nothing abnormal?" " Not at all." "Listen, you see... I have to go a lot." "At night and at work... I have to leave meetings and rush to the bathroom." "Well..." "That can be due to several reasons, but I'll check your prostate grand." " Or you can take a blood test." " Thank you." " Maybe we should get a dog." "A dog?" "I mean, we have lsabell, and you like dogs... lt's not that we won't have a child, we'll just have a dog as well." " Hello!" " Hi..." " Everything fine?" " Sure..." "Just let me knowif you need a hand." "We're fine." " Excuse me, your mailbox is..." " Sorry about that." "Thanks." "Sven!" "A child..." "A child of our own!" " "Patrik, 1.5..."" " Don't you say one and a half?" ""Patrik, 1.5 needs a newfamily."" ""He has a troubled background and needs love and a stable environment."" ""lf you choose to accept, he can come at the end of the month."" "Thank you..." "We'll just have to hold down the fort." "Don't count on getting much sleep." " Right back at you, "Daddy"." " Congratulations!" "Are you all right?" " Sure, I feel great." "Bye." "Those were lsabell's." "I figured that pink wouldn't bother you." "How's lsabell?" "She'll get used to it. I did." "Maybe having a brother will make it easier." "Yeah..." "Maybe." "When will he be arriving?" " Tonight, or tomorrow..." "They couldn't give us a definite time." "If you drop by on Sunday, you can meet him." "Why not?" "How are things otherwise?" "You know: exercise, no smoking, no drinking..." " You're not my wife anymore." " No." "Thank God!" "I've got to catch the 4 o'clock bus." "I can give you a ride, if you like." "All right." "Sure..." "Oh..." "Thanks." " You're new, aren't you?" "What do you mean?" "I thought I recognised you at first, but I guess you're new." "Would you like some coffee?" "Are you working a new district, or is this just a summer job?" "Have a seat." "I could have sworn I've seen you before..." "What's your name?" " Patrik." " Really?" "That's his name, too." "Whose name?" "Our son." " How old is he?" " One and a half." "I hope you don't expect us to share a room." " Share a room?" " You knewl was coming, didn't you?" " Social Services must have called." " Social Services?" "Exactly." "Wait a minute..." "Has Social Services called yet?" "They'd better call, so... I thought it was the postman, but he says Social Services sent him." "His name is Patrik." "There must be some mistake here." " They sent us the wrong Patrik." " The wrong Patrik?" "That's weird." "Where's our Patrik?" " He could be anywhere." " On Fridays they close at 4." " lt's 3:50 now." "Get the boy and we'll go." "Are you brothers?" " Do we look like brothers?" " Howthe hell would I know?" "You live together, so I figured you might be half-brothers." "Half-brothers?" "Sven is my husband." " You're a couple?" "We're married." " l'm not living with homos!" " Let's sort this out." "There must have been some kind of a mix-up." "I can't see..." "You'll have to come back on Tuesday." "We're closed this Monday." "We didn't screwthis up, you did!" "Look, I don't enjoy being a bad-ass, but..." " Let go of that mouse!" " No!" " That's classified information!" " Back off!" "Bye." "Patrik Eriksson, 15 years old." "Mother: deceased." "Father: unknown." "Patrik has committed numerous crimes:" "Theft, concealing a knife on his person, aggravated assault... I wonder how our Patrik is doing." "I mean, what kind of a household did he come to?" "They must be pretty puzzled as well." "Homos!" "Homos!" "Homo!" "We haven't heard anything yet." "Looks like you'll have to stay here tonight." "Don't you touch me, you fucking homo!" "I'll go get a mattress." " Poor baby, living with peddephiles." " You don't knowwhat that means." "They're creeps who like to screw14-year-olds." "I know one when I see one." " Sven, he's only a kid." "A kid with a knife." "We'll have to sleep in shifts." "I'll wake you up in four hours." "Hey..." "Excuse me, but this young man claims he's staying with you." "is that right?" "We have to consider our own personal safety." " Shut up!" "The police will have to take him until we find our Patrik." " lt's not our responsibility." " The kid's a criminal!" "So you won't do anything?" "Stop, I must ask you to respect the safety zone." "He may look harmless, but he's committed serious crimes..." "Crimes that involve knives!" "Look..." " Hello, what's your name?" " Bernt." "So, Bernt, do you mean that we have to take in a potential killer..." " ...because someone screwed up?" " Discuss it with Social Services." "Bloody hell... lf l get raped, it's all your fault!" "Shit!" "A parking ticket!" "Fucking hell!" " Hey, everything will be all right." " Peddephile!" " "Paedophile"." "What?" "The word is "paedophile"." "Are you hungry?" "You haven't eaten for 24 hours, how about a hot dog?" "Do you like hot dogs?" "Excuse me..." "Oh, sorry." "Listen, my husband, Sven..." "We were here, don't you remember us?" "Have you seen him?" "We locked him up." "For abuse of a public official." ""Abuse of a public official"..." "I'm going to sue them!" "All because of that delinquent!" "All this shit is his fault!" "A bloody expensive parking ticket!" "Where are you going?" " l can take care of myself." "We aren't responsible for him!" "We're doing it for our Patrik's sake." "Come on." "Anyone got a smoke?" " No." " lt's not going to work, you know." "What do you mean?" "The kid..." "What's he supposed to call you, Daddy and Shaggy?" " Don't you have any relatives?" " No, they're all dead." "Every last one?" "Knowwhat my aunt said when they asked if I could stay for the summer?" ""lf he shows up, I'll set my dog on him."" "So I don't have anybody." " Homo!" " Bloody brats..." "The kids around here like to tease us." " Homo!" " Homo, homo..." " Shut up, you homo!" "What did you call me?" "Go to hell, homo!" " Run!" " You fucking brats!" "I'm going to kill you!" "What did you do?" " Teased them back." "We live here, we've got to face their parents..." " Nobody calls me a homo!" "All right..." " That doesn't justify violence." " You should talk!" "That's different, that was a bloody expensive ticket." "I expect you to apologise." "Do you hear me?" "Hi." "Welcome..." "Where's your... friend?" " Oh..." " You did get your invitation, I hope?" "Actually I'm here to apologise..." "Oh, right..." "I figured you..." "Well... I guess it got lost." "That's all right." "Where is it?" "Are you an alcoholic, too?" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "I'm going to report you to the police..." "Go ahead." "If you really think it will make a difference." " Shouldn't you get some sleep?" " So you get a chance to rape me?" " Maybe you can't sleep..." " Try anything and I'll get you." "You talk tough, but you're so scared you can't even sleep." "You know, I kicked a homo in the face once." "He was on the ground, bleeding..." "And I laughed my fucking head off." " He threatened to kill me." " You're exaggerating." "I knowwhat guys like that are capable of, I've been there." "We've got to keep him away from everyone until..." "What day is it?" " Sunday." "Damn it, Eva and Isabell are coming over." "Hello." "This is for Patrik." "Give it to him on Tuesday, when he gets here." "Why were things postponed?" "We aren't sure..." "Excuse me..." "Hello." "I'd like to apologise for my husband's behaviour." "Thank you..." "He can be very clumsy." "Who's that?" " Patrik." " He's helping us out in the garden." " That's great." "Yeah, he's so efficient." "Are you done already?" "Good job." "See you around." "Oh, we could use a hand with our roses." "We'll pay you, of course." " No problem." " You know about gardening?" " l'm not a total idiot." "I did gardening at the home, Rönnbo, so I know a thing or two." "But getting paid is better." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Why should I, homo?" " Maybe you could help me out?" " That depends..." "Howmuch are you willing to pay?" " 200?" " 500." " 300." " 500." "Don't fertilise them more than once a week." "And the blue ones need something more acidic to thrive." "They must have been glad to have you at Rönnbo." "Not exactly." "The place was filled with idiots." "Always carrying on." "There must have been someone there to depend on." " But surely..." " l don't want to talk about it." "We were feeding them with the wrong stuff and they had too much light." "Patrik offered to move them to a better spot tomorrow." " Could you please calm down." "With a thug like that around?" "Let's eat." "Hey, that's my seat..." "That's my seat!" "What difference does it make?" " Christ!" "It does matter!" "We might as well move the plates around, too." "You take mine and I'll take his." "Isn't this great?" "Where are you going?" " To work." " Now?" " l've got stuff to take care of." "Aren't you going to eat first?" " Eat?" "I can't even breathe in here!" "You guys suck." " Shut up, homo!" "What?" "You'll be sorry you said that!" "Bloody hell..." "Give me a hand." "Come on!" "I don't need any help!" "Let go... I'm sorry..." "I missed the bus." "Here." "Thanks." "Patrik?" "I'm going out for a run." "Want to tag along?" "I bought these for Sven, but he's never worn them." "Forget it." "We're going to shop for gardening supplies." "What the hell are you staring at?" "Some cream..." "Here you go, dear." "Oh, is the pastry for Dad?" "Here." " Do I look like a dad?" " How should I know?" "What did your dad look like?" "What about your mother?" " Like a strung-out old whore." "That's what she was." "And my dad can't have been much better." "Or maybe he paid to screwher, I don't know." "I thought you might be thirsty." "Tomorrowyou'll get to meet your newparents." "As long as they're not like you..." " l'm sure they aren't." "Your kid won't be like me, either." "That's lucky for you." "You can wait out here." " Göran Skoogh..." " Please take a seat." "This matter concerns Patrik Eriksson." "There appears to be some issues surrounding the procedure, but we should be able to resolve them." "Does this look familiar?" "I'm sorry, the original request contained a small typographical error." "Our Patrik is one and a half, he's not a teenager." "The boy that came to us should have..." "The child this request concerned, the child you agreed to take in, is the only child available, and he is 15 years old." ""Sven and Göran Skoogh are hereby exempted from the contract pertaining to the placement of Patrik Eriksson."" ""Patrik Eriksson is to be reinstated at Rönnbo, effective immediately."" "Patrik!" "Wait!" "Patrik!" "I won't do it!" "I'm not going back there!" "I'd rather be dead..." "Where the hell have you been?" "I called..." "He's staying until they find a decent home." "Just for a fewmore days." "Sven, please..." "Don't go!" "If you go now, don't bother to come back!" "Do you hear me?" "!" "Aren't you getting up?" "I thought we might go..." " lt's all my fault." " No..." "There's something about me that triggers bad things..." " Patrik..." " lt's true!" "It's been that way since Ma died right in front of me." "Were you there when she died?" "Me and the dog, they say." "She had set out juice and cookies, and then she died." "She'd been dead for 24 hours by the time they found us." "We ate up all the cookies." "Good thing she had put out those cookies..." "They put the dog down, no one could take care of it." "They couldn't very well kill me, though." "Even if they wanted to." "Listen to me, Patrik." "We won't give up until they find you a family." "I don't need a family, I need money." "Then I can take care of myself." "Everybody needs a family, and I'm going to make sure you get one." "Shit..." "Hear me out first..." "I have two conditions:" "I want to know exactly howlong that thug is going to intrude on us." "Where have you been?" "And I demand an apology from him!" "I expect to be reimbursed in some way for the damage he's done here." "This is howit's going to be..." "Patrik is staying here until they can find him a decent family." "And I think that you're the one who has to go." "As a matter of fact, I want you to go." "What do you mean?" "I don't think we should see each other for a while." "Maybe ever again." "As long as I can remember I've had this feeling something was wrong with me." "I could never quite put my finger on it." "But it's been like I've just been waiting for everything to fall apart." "And nowthis." "It's almost a relief." "It's operable." "The surgery could affect your ability to have sex, but..." "But I don't really have a choice, do I?" "Well, I didn't want a little brother anyways." "What does Sven think?" " Sven's an idiot." " Yes." "You're worth better." " So am I." " l know." "But I can't help hoping he'll be back, even though I kicked him out." "is there someone else?" "No..." "I don't think so." "Do you think there could be?" "Then you're lucky, he cheated on me for 6 months." " Really?" "Who with?" " You, you moron!" "Mind if I sit down?" "No, go ahead." "What a shame..." "What?" " You're so good-looking." "Have you ever tried it?" "Doing it with a woman?" " l'm embarrassing you." "A little." "That's not why I came over." "Lennart told me about your gardening help, and I was wondering if I could borrowhim for a fewhours." "To make our garden nice for the Association Day." "The annual block party." "It's next Saturday." "There's refreshments and a huge garage sale... lt's a great way to unload any old rubbish you may have." "I'll talk to Patrik." "Hey..." "Could you showus howto do kick flips?" " Have a good time..." " Bye-bye!" "Monica?" "You don't like me, do you?" " lf there's anything the old doctor..." " Dr. Svinhufvud?" "He was a jerk, he didn't give a damn about people." "Not at all like you." "Listen, a whole school class is coming in for vaccinations." "If we do it together, it will go so much faster." " Sounds good." " Good." "Now simmer down... I want you all to sit down." "What a lot of children!" "Nowisn't that nice?" "How about I start with you?" "And you can come with me." "This might sting a little, but that won't bother you, will it?" "There." "We're done." "That went well, didn't it?" "Hold onto that..." "There." "You can put your shirt back on now." "is it true that you're a homo?" "Yes, it is." "What does that mean?" "It's when a boy loves another boy." "Who are you in love with?" "Sven." "Are you together?" " Not anymore." "Maybe you'll get back together..." "Come here." "If you ever lay a finger on one of my kids again, you're dead." " Do you like it?" "What about seafood?" "Not even eggs?" " How do you get enough protein?" " "Tofy"." " Tofu?" " That's it..." " Do you serve vegetarian food a lot?" " Hardly ever." "Sven isn't too keen..." "Come on." "I wonder why they can't find a family for a nice boy like Patrik." " Like some coffee?" " l'd love some." " How about a brandy, too?" "Why not?" "Sven was always the party person." "I was the sourpuss wife who never understood him." ""lt will never happen again." You knowthe drill..." "So nowl'm trying to learn to enjoy life." "Cheers!" "Too bad it tastes so fucking awful!" "You and Isabell seemed to really hit it off." "I'm not fucking her, if that's what you think." "Not that I couldn't, I'm not a homo." "The girls I get are way prettier, you know." "We talk, that's all." "She says I understand her." "Aren't you scared to be out here?" " That somebody might beat you up?" " Not really." "I could showyou a fewmoves." " l can always run away." " Not if there's a whole gang." "Come on!" "Do it." "I'll turn around and you pretend to sneak up on me." " lt feels silly." " Do it." "Grab my shoulder." "And then..." "Nowit's your turn." "You might need to practice a lot first." "Here I come..." "Are you okay?" " Hey, you're dangerous!" " l don't believe in violence." " Yeah, right..." "Hi there..." " Sven?" " Over here." "You wanted to talk..." "Yes, I've been doing some thinking." "So have I." "It seems like... things went so fast." "I agree." "It was never really my dream:" "a house, kids and a garden..." "We both knewthat. I thought it would be different with you." "But it freaks me out." " lf it's about Patrik..." " No, it's us." "You're right, you don't need me." "You need something else." "And so do I." " Need some help?" " l can't afford your services anymore." "I could give you a discount." "Are you going to keep all that?" " You could sell it at the block party." " No thanks." ""Out with the old and in with the new", you know." "When's Sven picking up his stuff?" "As soon as possible, I hope." "These may not be in fashion, but there's still some wear in them." "Yeah, if you're a blind amputee..." "Check it out..." "Greatgear at rock-bottom prices!" "Only 150 kronor for these?" "They sell them for ten times as much downtown." " Feel the quality..." " My boy might like these." "Here are some wonderful..." "whatever they are." "Go on, give me an offer." " Stig Lindberg?" " l don't knowwhat kind of crap it is." "You can have the pair for 5 kronor." "Hi... I guess it's good that my wife has some fun, nowthat my performance might be impaired." "The surgery's next week." "What does Monica say?" "I haven't discussed it with her yet." "I feel more sorry for Louise, though." "It's no fun facing the fact that you're... not wanted." "3 047..." "What's my cut?" " Nothing." " l'm entitled to at least 20 % ." " 10." " 20!" " How about 50?" "We'll split it down the middle." "And maybe spend some of it on a nice meal." "As long as it's from your cut..." " Thank you." "What about me?" "No way." "Okay." "There." " Not very generous, are you?" "Watch it!" "Cheers!" "Sven only wanted to go out for pizza..." " You're losing your hair, you know." "Watch it..." "You'd better shave your head if you want to find someone new." "Hey, why should I accept fashion pointers from a teenage thug?" "And I don't want to meet a new guy." " Good..." " Nobody wants you anyways!" " Not you, either!" " l'm sorry, I didn't mean that." " l know." "Of course they'll find you a home." "Who do you want?" "The fat man over there and his dainty wife?" "Or that lot, and you'll get a bunch of siblings as well." "Or how about them, the fancy couple." "Look at them move..." "With such style and elegance..." "An ordinary family will do." " Ordinary?" "You know: a mum, a dad, a brother or sister or two, and maybe a dog." "Whatever..." "Have you found a family?" "When Patrik came to us, he..." "He'd already spent ten years in foster care and in institutions." "Well, when he wasn't running away." "We were always hoping for a more permanent solution." "He came to us, and we saw an opportunity..." "That was when we came into contact with you." "Let me put it this way: you wouldn't have been our first choice if other families had been available." "His only option is to move back to Rönnbo." "But he really doesn't want to go back." "Rönnbo's not a bad place." "A lot of sports and outdoor activities." "Their approach works very well indeed..." "Even if it hasn't worked that well for Patrik." "We're grateful that they'll consider taking him back." "When would this happen?" "How soon?" "I can take him right now, only I'll have to call for reinforcements first." "Or we can wait a fewmore days, until the end of the month." "By the way, here's a box full of old papers." "Patrik's aunt has kept them for years, but she's no longer willing to do so." "Patrik..." " Can I come in?" " No." "Can't we at least talk about it?" "What did she bring over?" "That bitch from Social Services." "She had something with her." "Happy birthday, son!" "Mummy" "Don't you need to get some sleep?" "I never sleep." " Everybody needs to sleep." " Not me." "I'm going to keep him!" "He's not going to Rönnbo, he's staying with me." " One moment, please." " l've decided to keep Patrik." "Göran..." "We don't hand out children." "Well, since Patrik is already staying with us... with me..." "Your approval was based on you being a married couple." "And nowyou've separated." "You can apply to adopt alone, but that means going through the whole process again." "Hi, Göran." "Would you like to come over for a while?" "Thanks." "Where's Louise?" " She has... a headache." " He's not bad, that boy." " He's great." "We used to have this maid, from Poland or someplace like that..." "She wasn't hard on the eyes at all." "So I understand you." "Every Wednesday, she'd clean the house, which was convenient, because Louise had her sewing circle on Wednesdays." "It wasn't very expensive, either." "Their wages go further back home." "So it's a win-win situation." "I can't really see that our situation is anything like that." "Well, I'm sure you can persuade him to do other things besides gardening." " Patrik, we're going home." " l'm not done yet." " l won't get paid." " l'll pay you." "The boy and I have an agreement, I think you should respect that." " No, Lennart, I won't." " Excuse me?" "I have no respect at all for a man like you." "Leave us alone, or..." "Or what?" "Or what?" " You're awesome!" " Patrik..." "Come here." "Sit down." "What do you say?" "Okay..." "Thanks..." "Gee, aren't we lucky?" " Hi..." " Hi." " So you're..." " l'm trying to get in shape." " Cool outfit." " Thanks. lt's new." "I wasn't quite sure what to wear, so I just grabbed this." "It's nice." "So... when will you be coming to get your things?" "Right..." "I was thinking..." "Saturday?" "If that's all right with you?" "I'll just jog along, then." "See you!" "I never thought I'd have the chance to say this but I think I've found a family." " Not a "home"?" " No, not an institution." "And they're not gay?" " No, an ordinary family." "Two kids." "The mother's a teacher and the dad's an engineer." "You'll start out with a trial period and see howyou get along." "I couldn't have stayed anyway..." " Not nowthat Sven's coming back." "What are you talking about?" "You sawthe way he looked at you." "And admit it, you do want him back." "No matter howunbelievable that is." " Showhim what you want." " That's not the problem." "Well, if you want this to work, you've got to consider his needs." "Pizza!" "Make him a monster pizza!" "What else does he like?" " Terrible country music..." "And whiskey." "He's here!" "The music - hurry up!" "Turn it on!" "Hi." "Hi." "You made pizza?" "There's whiskey, too." "Why?" "Because I... I don't drink anymore." " Not even whiskey?" " Not even whiskey." "But you do still like pizza, don't you?" "Hey, when are we going to..." " Hi." "Maybe it wasn't such a good idea, after all." "Hey... I still like pizza." "Hang on!" "What are you wearing?" "You're going to meet an engineer, you know." "I'll fix you up." "Shit, I look like a nerd." " l can't wear this." " You're right." "Try this one instead." "Copenhagen, '83." "Hamburg, '84." "Malaysia, '89." "I tried to have it removed later on, but it didn't work out." "You learn to live with the scars." "Are you okay?" " Should I put a band-aid on that?" " l'm not a baby, you know." "Want one on that, too?" "Good luck." "Take care." "Right." "Well..." "Thank you." "Bye..." "There..." "I'll go get the coffee." "They have two kids, a boy and a girl." " No dog?" " No." "Well, you can't have everything." " Maybe not..." "So you're going to stay with them?" "No, I really want to have a dog." "Actually, we've talked about getting a dog." "Cheerio..." "Subtitles:" "Ingrid Eng" "Sync and Ripp by: stoffinho17"