"Hey, Tanya." " Oh, hey, Gary." " Hey." "Any idea whether or not I'm in the 200th episode?" "I don't know, Gary." "You'll have to check with the back hull." "Brad and Robert down there." "Those guys are totally scary." "I don't want to talk to them." "Hey... hey, Rob?" "Robert?" "Mr. Cooper?" "Yeah." "Okay..." "Rob." "Listen, do you have any idea..." "Am I gonna be in this episode or not?" "Do you... do you know?" "I, you know..." "I, you know..." "I wasn't in the 100th episode, which..." "Hi." "Did... did you let Gary in here?" "All right, yeah." "Next time, no." "Definitely." "Yeah, it's okay." "That's okay." "It's okay, you're busy." "No, no, it's okay." "It's okay." "See you, Jim." "Tilt up!" "Tilt up!" "Subtitles by SG-66" "This is Sci Fi Inside:" "Stargate SG-1's 200th episode." "And we are pulling out all the stops." "Plus a few surprises." "Possibly, after ten years, we might share a romantic moment." "And O'Neill might get pregnant." "That would be cool." "It's almost a sketch comedy." "Like, you know, Saturday Night Live." "C'mon, it'll be fun." "Cut!" "We're gonna take a look back at the last ten years of SG-1." "To see how hairstyles have changed, how weight has fluctuated, and how we have or haven't gotten along." "Action!" " I couldn't do it." " She couldn't do it." " Couldn't do it." "I suck." "Do Teal'c and Daniel finally kiss?" "No." "This should please you, my love." "We're gonna show you the best bad guys... the best visual effects..." "You're gonna find out it's not all about just going around killing aliens." "Gotta be some laughs." "Thank you so much for the lovely greeting party." "We all had a wonderful time searching each other, didn't we, boys?" "Ten years." "200... 200 episodes." "One show." "Stargate SG-1." "Yeah, this is gonna be huge." "The big 2-0-0." " Hey, Glen." " Yeah." "Have you heard whether or not I'm on the 200th episode?" "I" " I" " I... nobody seems to know." "I'm trying to find out." "Are you kiddin', man?" "I'm not in the loop." "I'm craft service." "I'm just..." "Are you workin' today?" "Well, not technically, but..." "Well, can you put that back?" "We have a lot of people here to feed." "Yeah." "Yeah, okay." "No, I understand." "Oh, my god." "Not a lot of shows last ten years and 200 episodes." "Lucky for me, Stargate SG-1 is one of them." "This doesn't feel like the 200th episode." "In some ways, it... it still feels really new." "In other ways, it feels like, "oho, 200!"" "But for the most part, it still, like, it doesn't feel like ten years have gone by." "I can't even fathom that a decade of my life has gone by." "You have to worry, Major." "I played with dolls when I was a kid." "When I auditioned, I auditioned in Toronto." "I got the sides for the audition." "And, "Wow, this is a cool character."" "All the Sam Carters, all the Teal'cs, all the Daniels, all the Hammonds were all hanging out together." "Which is surreal, to have all these actors at a final callback, kinda staring each other down." "But Chris and Michael and I actually hit it off at that audition and started talking and hanging out." "And Michael waited for me to finish." "And... we took a cab back to the hotel together." "And I just very distinctly remember giving... you know, we gave each other a hug and said, "Well, good luck." "Good luck." "Hopefully I'll see you in Vancouver."" "I knew I'd like you." "You mean I'm right?" "And then finding out, "oh, they've cast Daniel." "Who got it?" "Who got it?" Michael Shanks." ""Right on!" "He was great!" "Oh, cool." "Hope I get it, hope I get it."" "When I saw Amanda's audition, I thought, "That's her!"" "When we saw Teal'c come in, I said, "That's Teal'c."" " Strangely enough, he was named Teal'c." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "There were three Daniel Jacksons, three Sam Carters, three General Hammonds, and ten Teal'cs." "And the ten Teal'cs looked like the rainbow coalition." "There was an Asian guy, there was kind of a Spanish guy, there was... all... just a..." "just a... a mixed bag of Teal'cs." "They kept calling names, and I kept seeing Teal'cs leave." "So we got down to two Daniel Jacksons, two Carters, and two General Hammonds." "And I looked around, and I was the only Teal'c." "There were three pretty strong candidates for the character of Daniel." "And one of them was Michael Shanks." "But he was so young." "He was really young." "And... in person, he was even younger." "He was, like, 24 years old or something when he started," "Dr. Daniel Jackson, with 9 PhDs and speaks 74 languages." "So... he comes in, and he was very nervous." "He was very nervous." "But I still felt he was Daniel." "We go a whole... all the way around the room." "Everybody said, "the other guy, the other guy, the other guy."" "And they came to me, and I said," ""It's Shanks." "Sorry, guys."" "And, boy, it was a good thing we went with a 25-year-old guy because we went ten years." "Now he's perfect." "Well, the character came really easy 'cause I just ripped off James Spader's role." "Just ripped off all of his mannerisms and acting, and they... they liked that." "And then, all of the sudden, they said, "And now do it for ten years"" "and I went, "oh, yeah, that's great." "Paint yourself into that corner."" "It was... embarrassing." "So I knew I had to kind of evolve the character from that original form." "And I've had plenty o' time to do it." "When the fans of the show come up, they say" ""Man, I like your version better than James Spader's version of it," and I go" ""Well, I've had a little more time with it", thank God." "I'd hate to say if they still liked his version over mine, and they were still watching, boy, oh, boy." "I don't think I've got another 100 episodes to really make them happy." "You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?" "I've thought about it." "But then I'd have to shoot anyone at actually read it." "That's a joke, Sir." "The misbehaving factor there is necessary for me." "It's like..." "I come into an environment, and the only demand I make of the set and of a crew, and the people that I work with is a sense of humor." "It was just right." "I mean, every..." "You know, there's nothing about the personalities of..." "What are their names?" "Did you ever get a bad feeling about something?" "The cast is a lot of fun to be around." "You spend any time around 'em, you get the sense of how much fun we have while we're at work." "And... beyond that, it's just great to be working." "Actors, you know... we're a dime a dozen." "We come, we go." "And I'm very privileged to be a part of this show." "Ben and Claudia have been great new additions." "And it's funny, because the old cast, the new cast, all came together and gelled so quickly." "It never really felt like a season one." "It felt like the whole thing just kept going." "And... it was a great experience, and I think... the audience obviously responded to it, 'cause we're still here." "Fact is, I like yelling at people." "Never got the damn chance." "Yeah, I think it's remarkable that..." "they're celebrating their 200th." "I mean, that's an incredible accomplishment." "For me to be a part of it, it's like... you know, jumping on a running train, you know." "But everyone has been very gracious, welcoming me to the cast, and... making me feel a part of it." "So..." "I have no complaints." "This is my second year, and in the 200th, I get to play the Wizard of Oz." "So, you know, what more can a man ask?" "I'm pregnant." "Pretty sure it's yours." "Anyway, there's at least a one in... ten chance?" "I feel like I'm just coming along for the ride on this 200th episode." "It's an amazing achievement for everybody who's been here from the beginning." "Now we will kiss!" "In a really hot, saucy way." "And, it's fun to be here and help everyone celebrate." "It's crazy." "It's hilarious." "We..." "we riff on Wizard of Oz." "We just..." "all of the stuff that we've played with." "The perfect way to do it is to introduce this movie and have Willie Garson's character come back..." " You're an alien, right?" " Aren't you also an alien?" "Yeah, but I've been here quite a while." "And to play out all of our fantasies." ""What if we did this in the movie?"" "They're doing sci-fi's fantastic." "You know, you get to play and do things that you wouldn't get to do on a cop show, or a lawyer show, or a doctor show." "Yeah, you just go out, you blow up a planet, you kiss the alien babe." "It's all good." "Jackson, how often do we get to give notes on a big Hollywood feature script?" "I believe this is intended to be a television movie." "Hello, my name is David Hewlett." "Rodney McKay on Stargate SG-1, and Stargate Atlantis." "I hate you." "Well, it can't get any worse, then, can it?" "And I just wanted to thank SG-1 for putting me in 3 of those 200 episodes that they made." "And, of course, causing my meteoric rise to fame and fortune." "Good luck, kids." "I just wanna say thanks to the little guys who got me there." "Steve?" "Hey, Gary." " Hey, Steve." " What's going on?" "Just... am I on this episode?" "Do you know?" "I'm just... just trying to find my name." "Do you know if I'm on this episode?" "I got..." " Let's have a look." " I gotta know." "Well, you're usually number ten, right?" "Yeah." "It's been... whited out." " Whited out?" " But, hey, I'm really busy." "I got some stuff to do." "Copy that?" "Yeah, but..." "Oh, okay, yeah." "I'll catch you later, Steve." "You think, I'm funny, right?" "Yes." "This is the planet known as Erebus." "The first level of hell." "You know, after 200 episodes, there's a lot of stuff to choose from for the "best of" categories." "Well, right here is some of our favorites." "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" " Why?" " What did you say?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Mitchell has a catch-phrase." "And it's..." ""What?"" "That's it." "That's pretty much it." "That's me." ""What?"" " Excuse me?" " What?" "..." "I like the Ori." "I like the fact, too, that the Ori specifically that we... have encountered don't have a face." "I think that the wonderful thing about not showing the villain." "It's like Jaws." "The less you see of them, the more scary it is, the more it's in your imagination." "So I love the idea of the Ori being our villains." "And I don't want to see them." "It's a weird, sort of pervasive thing with the Ori." "Because it..." "I think it's topical." "I think it's relatable to kind of what's happening today, this... sort of fundamentalist religious group, that's rulling by... fear and oppression, and... bullying." "I don't know." "I just think it's... it's topical." "We started to meet Goa'ulds, the most... dastardly of which was Apophis." "He was my first bad buy." "You never forget your first." "He had that..." "If you watch the movie, he talks like this:" "That's my best imitation." "And then his eyes would glow." "And he'd... and he'd look over his shoulder a lot." "He'd go like this a lot." "I think the most resilient bad guy, and kind of one of my favorites, is Ba'al." "Just..." "Ba'al?" "There's not only one Ba'al." "There's many Ba'als." "As in bacchae?" "He kinda has that panache, that flair." "He's very, very powerful." "And he's killed a hell of a lot more people than any of the other system lords." "He's a bad guy, but you kinda like him 'cause he's so arrogant and just so... never ever plays it like he's defeated." "He can be standing there surrounded or having just been "zated"" "or shot and he still has that great smirk on his face, I love that." "Once you have told me everything I ask, you'll be allowed to die." "One... last... time." "I think Hathor because of the ludicrousness of the character, and..." "I got to sit in a tub full of jumbo shrimp and boil for half a day." "And also I stole her headdress and wore it for a costume, a Halloween costume one year." "And was just the belle of the ball." "So for so many selfish reasons, I really liked Hathor." "God." "I can't say it with a straight face." "Hathor was my favorite." "Lotta people liked Anubis." "I didn't get Anubis." "You know, he looked like an oil slick." "I am Anubis." "Come on, who talks like that?" "I faced a semi-ascended being." "I faced a... black knight." "Should you have a favorite bad guy?" "..." "My god, my favorite moments." "It's been ten years." "Jeez, how do you pick?" "You have an effect on people, Daniel." "I don't know why we wait to tell people how we really feel." "I just think that it's moments where it sort of tests your mettle." "Like, where the writers have actually stepped up with the character." "Like, stepped it up a notch, and given you a new depth or a new layer or a new part of your backstory that people didn't necessarily know about." "And it's usually in moments of crisis so we've had quite a few of those in ten years." "I liked a time when Chris, and I were firing these big guns, these big rifle-spaz-80-90s, and something else biggish, explosive." "There was another time when I got to shoot the 50-cal." "That sucker that you gotta pull back and... get a ****** by doing this thing with, you know." "It kept jamming on me, so I had, like, bloody fingers and I didn't care." "I just kept pulling' back and firing away." "Who's yo' daddy?" "Yeah, it was all very kind of sickly sexual." "In a bad way." "To be shooting those big guns." "'Cause I hate 'em in real life." "But, man, when they're not shooting with live ammo, it's... it's quite a hoot." "Action!" "I still like the moment Vala came first through the Gate." "Well." "Don't you all have me surrounded?" "The outfit was so extraordinary, and I felt fantastic wearing it, and... and for some reason, we were always... filming sort of shots here." "That was the frame." "I..." "I don't know why." "Had something to do with the bustier, I'm thinking." "They're starting to stare." "Should we walk about and try to appear normal?" "Last year, we did an episode arc called Avalon 1 and 2 and Origin, and in that," "Claudia's and my character take great delight in laying into one another and slagging each other off and calling each other names and finding different ways to dig on each other, and there's a lot of antagonism throughout it." " Daniel!" " And then there's this horrific sequence that we shot where her character is set ablaze, and... and... is essentially killed in front of him." "And then this other character steps in, and resurrects her... for lack of a better term, and there's... just this wonderful, touching bit at which she comes back to life, and... my character's sort of holding her, and they're caressing each other," "and you can tell that there's genuine affection there underneath all this witty banter." "There's a certain depth of emotion there that... was a really nice, nice feeling to play." "I've got tingles all over." "And don't flatter yourself, I'm pretty sure it's not you." "All we needed was the ratio of the decay rate of naquadah relative to the energy output." "Carter's giving these... just... unintelligible... scientific explanations of how we could destroy these hyperdrive chambers." "That might just excite the phase particles enough to bring them into our visible light spectrum." "Carter." "Well, look at these readings, Sir, these are leptons." "Get out." "I have to update the computer's drift calculation to include gravitational space-time warping." "Recreating the neural structure on a..." "I know, I know, it defies the uncertainty principle." "Are you Carters gonna be able to figure this out?" "We'll figure it out." "..." "That's Michael Shanks." "Shanks!" "Wassup, man?" "Almost every practical joke we do is aimed at Chris Judge, 'cause he's the easiest target." "So there was one time when... we were in the infirmary and he was lying in a bed and he actually fell asleep." "And so I got everybody to leave." "Everybody left the room." "And it took about five minutes." "And he finally woke up and he was alone in this scene." "And he woke up." "And the look on his face was absolutely priceless, he had no idea where he was." "And when it clicked in where he was, he had no idea where the crew was." "Michael waited till about the 16th episode before he finally got fed up with me, and... it was actually both me and Judge he got fed up with, and... he put in ear plugs so he didn't have to listen to us carp at one another all day long." "And for an entire week," "Michael was wearing ear plugs through the entire episode." "I remember the biggest one that I set up was the very first show I directed, where we were chipping away at the ice, and one of O'Neill's lines is "I don't know what to do."" "And she just looks at him and goes..." "You spent seven years on MacGyver, and you can't figure this one out?" "We... we got belt buckles and shoelaces and a piece of gum, build a nuclear reactor, for cryin' out loud." "You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick." "Now you're Mr. MacUseless." "Dear god." "I'm stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!" "Hello, and welcome to Sci Fi inside:" "Stargate SG-1's 200th episode." "Starring... me." "The Asgard puppet is a bit of a prima donna." "He has, like, an entourage of at least five people." "Bit of a sexual deviant." "He harasses women." "It's what he does." "He's touched my bum on more than one occasion and claimed that he didn't know he was doing it." ""I couldn't feel it," he said, "through my rubber hands."" "I don't know." "I think he's a liar." "Do you know if I'm in this episode?" "It's the 200th, and, you know, it's really important to me." "I was not in the 100th episode." "And I don't know if I'm in the 200th, I really wanna be in it." "Do... have you heard anything?" "What's your character name again?" "Harriman!" "I'm, like, the Gate technician." "Oh, you're the one that does the chevron..." " Yeah, yeah." " One engaged..." "Yeah, I've been on it longer than you, how 'bout." "I... oh." "Are you working today?" "No, not..." "Not technically." "Still... no." "Why are you in costume?" "Just thought I'd show up to see if I could, you know, be ready to go if they needed me." "You're kidding, right?" "I'm sorry." "That's really funny." "Action!" "There is no way that Stargate SG-1 could have reached 200 episodes without the creative contribution of so many people who all get about three days off a year." "Like a million trucks." "Livin' the dream." "10,000 people, and, you know, you've got all this stuff to do." "And you have these scripts that are like these big tomes of visual effects and things like that, and... you have about seven and a half days to prep them." "Stargate crew." "We can do definitely a story behind this because these people make this place run and this is the best group of people on the planet." "This is the best crew I've ever worked with." "Yeah, what are some of the names?" "I... it's the crew." "I don't know." "We don't, like, talk or anything like that." "This is my 10th season." "When I started, I had no gray hair." "I had hair and I didn't wear glasses." "No, it's been a lot of fun." "We've enjoyed every minute of it." "We were shooting Atlantis on SG-1's sets and SG-1 on Atlantis' sets." "We're intertwining the cast." "If we average five sets per episode... lotta times we build eight or nine." "Some episodes we only do one or two." "But let's say five an episode." "There's 1,000 sets." "For me, the pride of all of that is my crew, that they're still totally approachable." "Nobody's heads got too big." "It's nice to see that the egos haven't, you know, got big with the... with the success because I've seen it so much go the other way." "Eric." "Get my helicopter ready, I'm ready to go home." "We hadn't done a lot of model work." "We'd done some in... in Redemption." "We crashed a glider where we used a model." "We didn't... we haven't used a lot of models... for this show, just because they're so expensive to do." "It always looks better." "But... there just isn't the time or the money to be able to do it in television often." "In "Full circle", when you start blowing things up in this scale model that we blew up of that, it's just... it adds that extra piece in it that makes it look more like a feature film than a television show should." "We've got an incoming wormhole." "I suggest you prepare for battle." "Bar none, I think the end of season nine was probably the greatest space battle." "You look at the Star wars franchise or you look at, any other space franchise, and... that battle sequence at the end of season nine, it... rates with any battle sequence you've ever seen." "..." "In ten years, I think I probably waited eight." "See, watch, watch." "Pan over here." "Just... wait with me." "Just wait." "Wait." "Still here." "Waiting." "Waitinnnnng." "That last scene was about 12 seconds long." "We waited..." "I've been here since 20 of midday, an hour and a half." "We've been waiting for 12 seconds." "Hollywood, kids." "We didn't know whether or not we were gonna be able to get Richard Dean Anderson to be in the episode, and so some of the ideas that are in the 200th episode are ideas that would have worked had we not been able to get Rick." "Sam, who you talking to?" "Oh, Colonel O'Neill." "I was just explaining to him how we're gonna make him visible again." "No, you're not." "Jack's in Hammond's office." "I can't believe he did it to me again." "There's a scene in which O'Neill is invisible and is walking down the hall with Teal'c." "And in discussing the scene in production..." "Martin said, "Wouldn't it be great if he was carrying a coffee mug"?" "So that you'd just see this coffee mug marching down the hall." "So then we started talking about, well, how do you shoot that?" "And you have to have a guy in a green suit." "And then it came up, for some reason, in the production meeting that we didn't have a guy to be in the green suit, but that Rick was there that day and he's gonna do the scene anyways." "It's gonna be Rick in the green suit." "Oh, I get it." "Good one." "I can see right through you." "Don't push it, fella." "And cut." "Why are you here?" "I..." "I just need to know if I'm in the 200th episode." "Nobody's told me." "I've talked to..." " You know, I've talked..." " I told you last time." "Last day." "Here's the last check you'll ever get from us." "You are not ever supposed to come back." "You're... you're kidding me." "Come on." "We go way back." "Yeah, yeah." "Way back." "I'm gonna say this to you one more time." "I'm in the gear." "Look, I'm ready to go." " Can you just..." " Never again." "What don't you understand about "never again"?" "Oh, you said that before and it happened." "I'm in the gear." "It happened because you had an injunction against us." "Now..." " That's..." " We're all over you, man." "We're all over you." "Stop doing that." "Okay." " Just leave." " All right." "And now some of the things you've never known about the making of Stargate SG-1." "Oh, sh..." "Go!" "Well, you know, you make choices... that... that are... at the time, they seem like the right thing to do." "And then as you develop storylines or whatever as you go along, you... you just look back, and you say, "oh, that's a mistake."" "Sometimes you'll make a decision in the... in the heat of production..." "For example, Jonathan needed to get rid of a body." "He decided to change the rule or make up the rule that with a zat gun, shoot once, it stuns you." "Shoot twice, it kills you." "Shoot three times and you disappear." "We're exactly one zat gun short of actually having a zat gun." "We've had to live with it." "And so much so, we... we just... in the 100th episode, we had to... we had to make a joke about it because it was a giant can of worms." "You could make anything disappear." "It's... you know, and so the joke in the 100th episode was shoot it four times, of course, it comes back." "We've already established that one shot stuns and two shots kills." "Nick just shot everybody twice." "So three shots disintegrates them." "Okay, you know what?" "I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that because that is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say." "..." "It would look like a replicator" " flew at you and..." " I was trying... to run and speak techno babble and clear the weapon at the same time." " It worked." "It worked fine." " And she couldn't do it." " I couldn't do it." " She couldn't do it." "Couldn't do it." "I suck." "Did you not get the line out?" "I got the line out." "I just didn't clear the weapon." "Alright, I ran out ***." "You didn't clear the weapon?" "It jammed." "Got a jam on that little weapon there, Sir." "Let's do it again." "You were a little too close to camera." "And we're cutting you here." " Michael!" " Michael!" "I was... no." "That's where the dandelion line was." "I stuck to it this time." "Go a little outside the dandelions." "Why don't you go back and read your books?" "Shut up." "That's the one." "The men cheered." "The women fainted." "The children waved multi-colored flags." "..." "The biggest change and growth I think has been in Teal'c." "Because he's gotten way bigger on the top and way smaller in the stomach." "It's funny." "If you actually put clips of Teal'c together from year one, ten years' worth, he used to be a big, fat guy." "But you never knew it because he sort of was proportional." "You know what?" "'Cause I'm getting older." "And it's... it's harder to be thin." "Actually, all it is, is I'm the butt of more jokes now." "He goes like this:" "He's just so funny." "Leave me be." "I like to call them my" ""I-don't-care-about-physical-appearance-I'm-an-artist" years." "Hoo, boy." "Yeah, showbiz...?" "Scrambled eggs, bacon, and sausage." "The key to starting a good day." "I had a lot of Twinkies that year." "And, you know, it's just..." "it is really amazing, though, to... look back and see what we all used to look like or sound like." "But the one great thing is that we're still having fun doing it, man." "And how many bad hairstyles has Carter had?" "I thought, oh, I just really want..." "I want her to have longer hair." "I want her to be more feminine." "When I had auditioned, I had long, like, shoulder-length hair and they wanted it shorter... and I never felt like we got it until, you know, quite recently." "Till in the last few years, we actually got it." "But," "I tried to grow it longer and that was like a massive mistake." "And then..." "I just chopped it all off." "Just super-short." "Which was kinda cute for about ten minutes." "And then I got bored." "So I don't know." "In a perfect world, I'd have long hair again, but" "I can't 'cause it's military." "In the flashbacks and in, you know, fun little jaunts like that, I get to have long hair." "It's weird." "It's just, you know, it's become such a thing." "And I actually went to Europe and I had longer hair and nobody recognized me." "And the next year I went back with short hair and I was, like, barraged everywhere I went." ""Sam Carter, Sam Carter." I don't know." "It's really identifiable." "Women come up to me and say," ""I cut my hair like yours." "What products do you use?"" "Okay." "Oh, god." "I haven't got the full death count." "I know about... of about four, maybe five deaths on camera." "I think Spader died in the original movie." "I died, supposedly, in the first season of the show." "I'm gonna miss you guys." "And I died, of course, for good in season five." "Came back, died again in season eight." "What are we up to now?" "Is that..." "I don't know." "I lost count of my fingers." "There's about, you know, I'd say five." "Maybe, you know, there's a vague sixth death in there somewhere." "I've ascended twice." "And counting, of course." "Shame you're a delusion." "No, I'm here." "I'm... really here." "Sure you are." "And, apparently, there's something interesting in store for the character this year that people don't know about, which I won't, get into detail about." "But there's supposedly something that's not death, not ascension." "Somewhere in between." "..." "It appears to be a hologram." "A hologram?" "I try to do as much stunt work as they'll allow me to do." "It's the fun stuff." "It's the boy stuff." "And as long as I can get out of my chair to... to go do it," "I like doing it." "You... done this before?" "I love doing the swordfights, particularly the swordfight in Camelot." "I like it whenever we're falling down, getting muddy, dirty, smacking each other around." "The next episode, if it's a three stooges episode, I'm there." "It's the fun stuff and it is the stuff that you don't get to do on mainstream network fare on any kind of regular basis." "Three, two, one, go!" "We've been here for ten years." "And let's say 22 episodes a year." "Couple of stunts an episode." "So that adds up to..." "okay, the square root of 29, 7... times... so I would say, like, a lot." "I would say, like, thousands of stunts." "We're big on ratchets here." "Like, with the staff blast and with the ribbon device." "Lotta times we'll put the foamy, you know, a little bit that way, and you slam right into the steel, as opposed to the foamy." "And it looks cooler 'cause you get a better reaction when the eyes flutter up into the skull." "And you get that little bit of subcutaneous blood kind of trickling down the left nostril." "And that's all great." "Why does this always happen to me?" "And cut." "Nice." "One more." "..." "That's hard to answer." "I... now, I have to go back and relive every kiss." "Richard Dean Anderson's a great kisser." "David Deluise was a really good kisser." "David Deluise and I got to play this new part of Sam." "This more sexual and... mature and a more adult-situation Sam." "And so... those kisses were different." "They were far more passionate." "So..." "I'd have to say David because they were really passionate kisses." "To "Indeed" or not to "Indeed"" "The light's turned off." "That means it's off, right?" "Indeed." "That's something I'd like to know." "How many times has Teal'c said "indeed?"" "Indeed..." "Indeed..." "Indeed." "I believe that a fan actually counted how many times that Teal'c has said "indeed"." "Not counting this season, season ten, but through the end of season nine," "I believe it was twenty seven thousand eight hundred ninety six times." "That's just a number I just made up." "No one's actually ever counted." "Indeed." "Can I help you, Sir?" "Yeah." " I'm on Stargate SG-1." "And..." " What do you do there?" "I'm one of the actors." " Background or principle?" " No, one of the actors." "I'm like... well, not a..." "Yeah, a principle." "I was just wondering if you would know" " whether or not I'm gonna be in the 200th episode." " No, personally I wouldn't." "What's your name?" "I mean, I'm..." " recurring regular..." " Do you have a pace card?" "No, I don't have a pace card." "I didn't get it this year." " Having a pace card is very helpful." " Are you sure..." "What's your number when you shoot?" "I... well, they... it changes all the time." "It's, like 7, 13, 11, depending on whatever other actors are on." " So I don't..." " Their numbers don't go up that high for the next few days." " They end at four." " Yeah." " Sorry." " Thanks." "What people do like about the Stargate series is that it's not set in the far future." "It imagines the fact that we have this technology at our hand right now, that the military is keeping it secret from us." "That they have a team that's going along and having these adventures through the portals, but they come back into our world and our time right now." "I think that's kind of provocative." "Hey, guys." "What are you doing here?" " We brought pizza and a movie." " Star wars." "He's seen it, what, eight times?" " Nine." " Nine times." "The fact that so many science fiction shows are set in some kind of nebulous future century... well, the fact is that the future is now on Stargate." "Before we get started, I wanna welcome everybody to the 200th episode of Stargate SG-1." "I said at the beginning, when we started talking about this coming up, I said..." ""Let's just not do anything, you know, special as far as the episode goes." "Let's just... let's have a big party and celebrate it for the crew and the cast." "But let's just make a normal episode of television, not go outside the box."" "So that's how we ended up going completely outside the box." " We're so far outside the box..." " Nobody listens to me." "Well, I ought to say, it'll be very interesting to see the fan reaction to this particular episode." "Because there's no doubt that, I mean... a lot of the fans complain." "You know, they'll say..." "you know, they argue back and forth about, "Oh... episode "Wormhole X-treme" was the episode where they jumped the shark." Or... you know, they may argue, no, no, no." "It was "Avenger 2.0"." "That's the one where they jumped the shark." "And then there's another contingent that'll say, no it was actually "Space Race that they jumped the shark."" "This 200th episode will put that debate to rest." "I mean, it's fun." " That's what the show is." " Fans of the show... who've been with us for... since the beginning are gonna get a ton of inside jokes." "People who haven't seen the show as much will still hopefully think of it as an entertaining hour." "Da babies." "You're so cute." "You're so cute." "Come on." "I actually had to ask Brad... or Robert... they're starting to look like each other." "Yeah." "If this was an episode that stood alone or if it was part of what has been transpiring prior." "Like, is there a through-line bad guy that we kind of have to dance around?" "Remember, play it with greed." "He said, "No, this is completely a different entity." "It stands all by itself." "And it's a fun episode." "So you'll have that fun backboard."" "I love that Richard's back." "It's only right." "Richard Dean Anderson, ladies and gentlemen." "It wouldn't feel right if he wasn't back with us." "I mean, his first entrance was pure Rick." "He was wearing sweatpants and long, baggy shorts over top and a big T-shirt." "And he looked like a complete clown and that's Rick." "It was really great to be reminded what a pain in the ass he is." "Teal'c." "What's with the hair?" "It's so irreverent toward the people who make and own the shows." "It's so irreverent against the people who write and create the shows." "It's so irreverent against the actors who do the show." "It's... it's irreverent against everybody except the director." "Who... you know, is... the integrity is always there for the director." "Even in 200." "I think there's a little something for everybody, certainly, in this episode." "I mean, it's all going on." "They're kind of dealing with a lot of different sci-fi shows." "Setting a lot of them up." "I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice." "We share the same sort of galaxy quest... ideas about science fiction." "And we all wanna write this movie about a bunch of actors on a science fiction show because the experiences are so similar." "The... rumble hits and the firing guns that don't really fire 'cause there's..." "oh, there's gonna be a ray that comes out of it." "So you feel like a complete jackass, standing there going..." "God help us." "When you're on for eight years, I think there's a certain point at which people feel like..." ""You know, that show's been on a while." "Maybe I should check it out." "Maybe it's good," you know?" "Yeah, the reluctant viewer." ""Okay, I'll watch it." "Jeez."" "Yeah, I make the analogy that instead of being this big, flaming hit that, you know, burns out after a number of years, we're like a slowly burning candle that's just, you know..." " always there and always on." " Always on." "That sounds good to me." "But... one second." " Hey, Gary." " Hey, Beau, listen." "I'm trying to get on the 200th episode." "I've been talking to everybody, including Rob Cooper." "The guy hasn't got a clue." "He's up there in his big office." ""I don't know, I don't know."" "The point is, you're my last resort, okay?" "Is there... is there any way you could get me on the show?" "And if you can, I've got... in my pocket here, I've got... 100 large." "For you." "You're walking around with $ 100,000 in your shirt pocket." "No, no a hundred Canadian." "That's yours..." "Okay, Beau, Beau, Beau, so that's a guarantee, right." "If you take that..." "I'm on the show." "Guarantee?" "What, do you want?" "A receipt?" " This is a bribe" " It's not so much a bribe that it is a... go to the..."