"I will place an order." "Hello, I would like to place an order for a delivery." "Yes, I'm in Rome Street." "Right." "My phone number is 09 62 62 52 85." "Ok." "So I would like..." "What?" "I don't know, around six feet." "I don't see why you... well..." "No, I'm 25." "It's important?" "Ok, great." "So I would like... what?" "Oh, 6 inches." "But that's too personal." "I just want to place an order." "Ok so I would like one fried rice, some steamed rice, and the Happy Family menu." "No, no no." "Not the Happy Ending menu." "The Happy Family menu!" "Wait." "You have a Happy En..." "No, let go." "Your explanation would be too long and my friends are hungry." "17 euro?" "Ok, thanks!" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 5- Codename:" "Distance" "So, when do we start, Maggy?" "It's been a week already." "Tonight." "I'll call Maykel." "Recently I want to have a baby." "It's not normal." "Why not?" "I like parties, going out..." "I wouldn't be a good mother." "Well, you're 25." "It's your biological clock." "I'm scared about meeting her." "You're scared?" "I don't know." "I even can't look her in the eyes." " You won't change your mind now?" " No." "But I couldn't be a father." "Just the bottle feeding looks complicated." "I prefer to adopt a child who's already 3 years old." "Then it's easier." "It's not hard." "Look: take it in the mouth, and suck." "That's a blowjob!" "What's my problem?" "Girls want me, guys want to be me..." "Except for San Francisco where guys want me too." "You're thinking too much!" "I told you, it's the hormones." "Just let go, it will be ok." "But if it's not ok?" " It could be a problem - but not the end of the world." " Maybe, but I'm - all the time thinking about it." "And where is the problem?" "The problem?" "I won't be able to say a word and I'll look stupid." " And..." " And nothing!" "You're all the time making a drama!" "I'm not making a drama." "I'm 25 and single." "This future baby has no dad!" " Is it me or - this conversation is nonsense?" "It's time to free the way to Esther, and get Maykel back." "Maykel?" "It's Margaret." "How are you?" "Yeah, I'm good." "But I catched a cold." "I thought that you could come eat at home tonight." "Stop laughing." "I CAN cook!" "Come and I'll prove it to you!" "Ok, see you!" "Bye." "Done." "Now I have to call Greg." "Greg, it's me." "Maykel will come here." "You can go see Esther." "I send you a SMS when he arrives." "Bye!" "Now I have to find something to cook." "That's harder." "What do I need?" "I can't call a deli, Maykel will arrive." "And a pizza is too easy." "And I'm speaking to myself." "I should find something." "Noodles..." "Why not?" "Damn." "What do I need for the sauce?" "Some spices..." "Shit!" "He's already here!" "Let's put some flour to fake it." "Hello!" "Enter." "I'm cooking." " You're really cooking!" " Sure." "We brought some wine!" "Hello..." "She was at home when you called." "It's a problem?" "No, when I cook for two there is enough for three." "I have to call someone." "Be right back." " Is she upset?" " No, it's good." " Sure?" " Yeah, she would say it." "Well, ok." "Pick up the phone." "Please, answer." "He left without his phone!" "Zen, Maggy." "Any problem?" " Nothing serious." " Can I help?" " No, it's time for Plan B." " What?" " Let's cook." " Esther is on it." "The little girl is alone with knives?" "That's a bad daddy." "Why are you all talking about children?" "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"