"Myname is Michael Westen." "I used to be a spy until-  [ Man ] We got a burn notice on you." "You're blacklisted." " [ Whistles ]" "[ Michael Narrating] Whenyou're burned,you've got nothing-- no cash, no credit, nojob history." " You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in." " Where am I?" "Miami." "You do whatever work comes your way." " You rely on anyone who's still talking to you-- - [ Laughs ]" " a trigger-happy ex-girlfriend" " Should we shoot them?" "a friend who's informing onyou to the feds" "You know spies." "Bunch of bitchy little girls." " and family too" " Hey, is that your mom again?" " ifyou're desperate." " Someone needs your help, Michael." "Bottom line:" "Untilyou figure out who burnedyou... you're not going anywhere." "[ Michael Narrating ] A surveillance photo can tellyou..." " a lot about the photographer." " [ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" "[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" " [ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" " Surveillance takes planning." "You have to scout the area." "You need a place to sit... and wait for the target for an hour-- or 1 0." "You need to take a leak now and then." " Lots of chances to get seen." " [ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" "[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]" " Morni ng." " [ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" "Michael, good to see you." "[ Michael Narrating ] You can't chooseyour intelligence sources." "Might be a heroin smuggler, a dictator oryour mom." "I was beginning to wonder ifyou were gonna stand in the middle of the road all day..." " or come in for a visit." " I need to askyou something." "Anyone unknown toyou been around the house the last few months?" "Any unfamiliar faces on the street?" "Maybe a, uh, repair truck that just seems to sit there?" "I don't know." "I really don't notice what my neighbors do." "I'm not interested in them." "You'd notice ifthe neighbor hasn't vacuumed his car." "Ifthepostman isn't wearing his wedding ring, just tell me." "As a matter of fact, a few months ago there were two men here taking pictures." " They were very nice." " You met them?" "Mm-hmm." "They came in for coffee." "I made them deviled egg sandwiches." "Theywere in some sort of, um" "I don't know." "Some government something." " Wait, wait, wait." "Government something?" " Mmm." " Who exactly do theywork for?" " How should I know?" "All theseyears, I don't know who in the hell you work for." "Travel all overthe world saying, "Oh, can't talk about it. "" "Well, I don't have a job anymore, so there's nothing you have to worry about." "What did they talk to you about?" "What did they ask?" "I don't know." "But I did show one ofthem the garden." "Wait." "You left one alone in here?" "How long?" "Hmm." "I don't remember." "You know, the doctorsays what's wrong with me could be affecting mymemory." "[ Chuckles ] Your memory's fine." "If there's anyone who could use a little memory loss, it's you." "[ Michael Narrating] Mymother's understanding ofmy career... changes with what she wants from me." "One day she can name everyone on the National Security Council." "The next day she thinks I work for the post office." "My friend Dawn i n my bridge group-- She's had memory problems." "Which reminds me" " I want to talk toyou about a friend ofmine." "In a sec." " Michael, what are you doing?" " [ Michael Narrating] Not all bugs are the same." "Ifit's got a battery, it's disposable, short-term." "If it's wired into the house power, it's a longer-term thing." "If it has a transmitter, you can figure out how close the listener is." "Mom, are there any empty houses in the neighborhood... within, say, mmm, 350 meters?" "Across the street, two doors down." "[ Beeping]" "[ Michael Narrating] Onceyoursurveillance knows you're onto them... the clock starts ticking." "They knowyou're coming, so the question for them... is whether they can destroy their equipment and get out ofthere in time." "No!" "No, no, no!" "Oh!" " [ Engine Starts ] - [ Michael Narrating ] The question foryou... is whetheryou can find them before every bit ofuseful information... is turned into a pile ofburning slag." "[ Coughi ng ]" "What happened to you?" "You smell like burnt plastic." "Yeah, uh, I think there's a fire down the road." "U m" " And the smoke, it drifted." "[ Coughing ]" "[ Sirens Wailing]" "Mom, we need to talk about the men who came to the house." "I need to know what they asked you, what you told them." " It's important for myjob." " I thought you didn't have a job." "Yeah." "You know, it's-- it's hard to explain." "Yeah, well, I don't remember." "[Sirens Continue Wailing]" "This thing about my friend has me very upset." "It's hard to think about anything else." "Fine, Mother." "Let's talk about your friend." "Well, it's my neighbor Laura." "All right?" "These people came over to her house with some kind ofa scam." "They got all ofher bank account numbers." "They took everything that she has." "And they beat her up, Michael." "She's terrified." "Well, what am I supposed to do?" "Well, you'll think ofsomething." "She lives right across the street." "You could go there now." "I talk toyour friend... and then we talk about the men who came to the house." "Thankyou so much for coming." "When Madeline said you could help me, I was so relieved." "Well, what happened exactly?" "I got a letter..." "about a month ago." "Uh, said I'd won a prize." "One ofthose magazine things." "I called, and they congratulated me." "Said they had to send some people over... to fill out some tax forms." "And they came over, and" "There were two men and a woman." "They were in such a hurry to get my information." "Credit cards, bank accounts." "I got nervous and I asked them to leave." "I tried to call the police, and they hit me." "Broke my arm." "I checked my bank account." "It's all gone." "It's all I had." "Uh, doyou-- Doyou have anything that, uh" "Doyou have a description ofthem?" "Oh, I'm not very good at that sort ofthing." "The main one" " Hewas good-looking." "Blond." "The other two were..." "just regular." " With brown hair." " Regular-looking with brown hair?" "I have the prize letter." "My son wants to put me in a home now." "Thinks I can't be trusted." "Uh, I'll see what I can do." "I'm gonna need to borrow this, okay?" "[ Sobs ]" "I should go." "I'm gonna go." "[Laughing] So,you're helping old ladies now." "Good foryou, Mike." "Hey, I saw a kitten up a tree on my way over here." "They beat her up." "Took her life savings." "You in or not?" "Well,you put it that way, what can I say?" "What's the plan?" "Well, the address and phone number are fake, but the printing-- the foil embossing" "There can't be more than one place in Miami that does that kind ofwork." " Sounds good." " Uh-- [ Clears Throat ]" "Listen." "The money on this one will be a little thin." "Well, it's a public service." "Hey, how about a trade?" "I, uh, had a little disagreement with the ladyfriend I was staying with... and, uh, I could use a place to crash." " Three days." " I was thinking more like a week." "Mike, look." "I can sweeten the pot on this." "IfI'm staying with you, the feds will be offyour back." "I'll just tell them that I'm babysitting you." "Five days." "You bring a sleeping bag, and you're out by the weekend?" "Done." "Hello, Michael." "Fi, you're... here." "[ American Accent ] I came by for a visit." "The doorwas locked." "So I broke in." "New accent." "New... style." "Well, I'm in Miami now." "[ Irish Accent ] I can't verywell be talking like a friggin' leprechaun, now, can I?" "[ American Accent ] This is the new me, Michael." " For now." " Soyou're staying in town then." "That's great." "Listen, Fi." "That's great." "Listen, Fi." " Nowis not a reallygood time foryou to" "Jesus, Mike." "You didn't tell me she was gonna be here." "You cost me a lot of money, you son of a bitch!" " I've been waiting to talk to you for a long time!" " I costyou?" "Okay." "For starters, what you're talking about never officially happened, all right?" "But unofficially, even ifit had,you deserved a hell ofa lot worse..." " than what you got, lady." " Sam." "[ Michael Narrating] There's a reason spies don't have a lot ofparties." "Everybody's got a history with everyone else." "That was a legitimate purchase!" "The U.S. government had no business" "Yeah?" "Legitimate?" "A Libyan arms dealer?" "How do you figure that?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Fi, I'm thrilled thatyou've come by." " But Sam and I need to talk about a job." "Soyou" "Job?" "Hmm." "Sounds like fun." "I'm in." "Yeah." "[ Laughs ]" "I do worklike that,yeah." "I don't remember this piece, but we do a lot ofvolume." "You need more like this, with the foil embossing?" "Yeah." "I mean, I don't know a lot about printing..." "Yeah." "I mean, I don't know a lot about printing... but something like that." "You got some big machines." "Oh,just upgraded." "State ofthe art." " Want me to showyou around?" " Mm-hmm." "[Michael Narrating] Often, the best wayto get intel... is to provoke action, set people in motion." "Pros know better, but they usually have to work with a few amateurs." "And theypanic." "So you beat the bushes a little and see what flies out." "Once your frightened amateur leads you to the pros... the work begins." "Con artists and spies are both professional liars." "Cons do it for the money, and spies do it for the flag, but it's mostly the same gig." " They run operations." "They follow securityprocedures." " [ Camera Shutter Clicking ]" "They recruit support staff and issue orders." "[ No Audi ble Dialogue ]" " [ Camera Shutter Clicking ] - [ Sam ] Hey, so this guy Quentin--your con artist?" "Hangs out at a club down in South Beach called Onyx." "Nice." "Want me to go down there and do some surveillance?" " No, I think we're fine." " I got a cover I.D. foryou, Mikey." " How do you like the name PeterJordan?" " Would you put some pants on?" "What?" "I work better when I can breathe down there." " Doyou want to hear about this guy or no?" " Yeah." " Tell me about PeterJordan." " He was cell mates... with an ex-partner ofQuentin's." "He, uh,jumped parole about a month ago." "They caught him." "He's in a Phoenix holding cell, but they haven't put him back through the system yet." "Kinda looks likeyou too-- you know, more or less." "Not bad for a man in his underwear." "Hey, you think that's good?" "You should see me without 'em. [ Chuckles ]" "?" "[ Woman Singing In Spanish ]" "[ Michael Narrating] Whenyou go aftera spy,you send anotherspy." "The same goes for con artists." "To catch one, you've got to beat him at his own game-- be a better liar than he is." " ?" "[ Continues ] - [ No Audible Dialogue ]" "Excuse me." "Can I help you?" " Quentin King, right?" " Yeah." "We have a mutual friend up in New York." "Paco?" "F.ew weeks ago, I'm at a dog track in Newark freezing'mynuts off... and I remember that Paco said if I ever got down to Miami, I should lookyou up." "So I'm thinkin', hell, anywhere's nicer than Newark." "You know what I'm sayin'?" "So I got my ass down to Miami." "PeteJordan." "Hey." "Pete, you got the wrong guy." "No, no." "I don't think so." "See, I was roommates with your buddy Paco for a year." "He told me about that job you pulled off up in Tampa." "Real nice." "I have a business opportunity I want to discuss withyou." " [ Whispers, Indistinct ] - [ Michael Narrating] No matter how goodyour cover identity is... you've got to sell it, and that's not always easy." "Li ke I said, you got the wrong guy." "I don't know you." "I don't know this Paco." "I don't have business." "I went through a lot of trouble to find you." "I got a warrant on my ass." "Will you hear me out?" "I'm in water filter sales, man." "You want a water filter, I can helpyou out." "You want a water filter, I can helpyou out." "I don't want to argue with you, but what's a water filter salesman doing... with a.45 inside a shoulder holster?" "That's my business." "Butyou know what is your business?" "There's a couple of cops that are sitting over there by the bar talking to the manager." "They've been there fora while." "Probablyliquorlicense." "How about I bring them... over here, and we talk about the terms ofyour parole?" "[ Michael Narrating] Sometimes you have to decidejust how committedyou are..." " to pretendingyou are whoyou sayyou are." " [ Chuckles ]" "Anyone ever tell you you're bad at making friends?" "Paco said you had some issues, but I like to give people a chance." "That's just how I am." "This is what happens." "You're gonna get us outta here... because I like Miami andI'm not going back tojail." "So if those cops even look at me... we'll see how many slugs I can put through your liver before they take me down." "I got 20 bucks on four." "You want to take the over or the under?" "All right, let's go out back." "Smile." "Stand up." "Putyour arm around me and act like the friends I wanted us to be." "[ Laughs ]" "Here we are." "You wanna take that thing out of my ribs now?" "Oh, and then you send the cops right after me?" "Uh-huh." "[Michael Narrating] I don't like running from cops, but it has its advantages." "It builds your credibility with a criminal whenyou flee a crime scene." " [ Gunshot ]" " I 'l I be i n touch." "[ Michael Narrating ] Eavesdropping and fieldwork go hand in hand." "You want to know whatyour target is saying... what he's typing into his computer." "But technology can't work miracles." "Bugs don't plant themselves." "F.act is, even the fanciest equipment... usually needs help from a good old-fashioned crowbar." " [ZipperZips ]" " Get onto the boat, plant the bugs..." " get out quick." " Yep." "Gotcha." "Okay, what's that for?" " I could think of something." " It's for the lock ifyou have trouble, Sam." "Mike, give me some credit." "I mean, I can handle a lock." "Quentin had a Colt.45 with extended controls and a beveled mag well." " He's serious." "Be careful, Sam." " Gotcha." "Fi, I wantyou to fix Quentin's car so we can disable it ifanything happens." " Thinkyou can handle that?" " I'm not gonna answerthat." "I'm offto make friends." "It's me again." "Do me a favor, babe." "Take a swim." "Water's great." "Okay." " Want a drink?" " It depends." " Am I talking to Quentin King or some water filter salesman?" " Hey, you know how it is." " You could be a cop." "You could be a fed." "You could be anyone." " I'm not just anyone." "Well, you can handleyourself." "I'll giveyou that." "Soyou have something." " You burn me" " Let's hearyour proposal." "We'll meet my team." "We'll see." "There's your gun back." "[Michael Narrating] It's always useful to be able to disable a carremotely." "A cell phone, some wire" "You can ground the circuit on the electrical system with a phone call." "Are you just about done down there?" "I n a second." "This... is an art." "No." "Wiring crap into a car is not an art." "It's about as subtle as hitting someone with a brick." "Hitting someone with a brick takes a lot of skill." "You should try it sometime." "It's all in the wrist." "Sorry." "Not my style." "I know." "That's right, I forgot." "You only do what the suits tell you." "You know, that was a cheap shot." "[Michael Narrating]A good coveridentity keeps the target feeling in control." "You talk too much, drink too much just to let him know he's got the edge." "I respect what you're doin'-- going after checking accounts, consumer credit." "I mean, it's easy." "It's like picking up coconuts on the beach." "I like coconuts as much as the next guy." "But I'm talking about something bigger than coconuts." "Enough with the coconuts." "What's the scam?" "Annuities." "You sell someone an annuity... and they dig deep-- home equity, major assets... the money they're saving up for their grandkids." "You give them a piece of paper... and you walk away with everything they own." " Why doyou need us?" " You've got leads." "What was your hit rate on your last scam, one in 50?" "You go back to everyoneyou missed." "You nail one in five." "Fifty, hundred grand." "I got tax documents, marketing stuff-- and a bottle ofJohnnie Walker Blue when we're done." "Ah, well, you know, we're making money." "And this forged crap-- Feds are all over that." "But a hundred grand per mark." "Dude, that's millions." "Greg, take a walk." "Okay?" "Listen." "You don't want this, I don't want this." "In fact, I don't need this." "I'll walk away." " I can walk away from this." " I want to talk about this." " Come on." "Let's talk." " Let's talk about it." "[ F.iona ] You boys andyour computers." "Ifyou've got a betterway to find encrypted passwords... and account information, I'm all ears, baby." "I already know that one." "That's a good one." "Boo-hoo. [ Chuckles ]" "[ Continues, Indistinct]" "[ Beeping]" " [ Buzzing ]" " Here you go." "Stick that up there." "Hurry up about it." "We'd have been out ofhere1 0 minutes ago ifyou didn't argue about every little thing." "[ Mouthing Words ]" "[Beeping]" " [ Buzzing ]" " I've heardsurveillance through these things." "It sounds like everyone's underwater." "Hey, ifyou have a way to put a recording studio in a light fixture, love to hear it." "I t's m i I I ions of dol lars." "Quenti n acts I i ke I 'm a goddamn kid and tells me to go home." "Uh-oh." "[ Chattering ]" " What the hell are you doing here?" " What are you doing here?" "[ Scoffs ] We live here." " What?" "You" " You live here?" " Oh, God." " You liar." "You liar." "You son ofa bitch." " I can explain, baby." " Explain what?" "That you told me you had a yacht so you can get in my pants?" "Is that about right?" "Oh, I'm sorry, baby." "Oh!" "I can't believe this." "This is our third date." "He said this was his boat." " Get out." " Where's my shoe?" " Here." " Oh." "[ Exclaims ]" " You are taking me home right now." " Okay." "Okay." " We are leaving." "We are leaving!" " Fine." "Okay!" "Geez!" "Ow!" "We're so sorry about this." " [ Gasping ]" " Let's go." "And eventuallywe get outta there." "I mean, anyway, it's all good." "It was just a little painful in the end." "Of course, it wouldn't have been a problem if I didn't have someone... second-guessing me and slowing the whole thing down." "second-guessing me and slowing thewhole thing down." "Itwas fine, Michael." "Next time I'll check my phone." "Hey, how'ditgo?" "Is Quentinyournewbest buddy?" "Hardly." "I've cracked ex-K.G.B. officers easier than this guy." "We're gonna have to push these guys, drive his little team apart." "Old school." "You know I like that." "You want the full-on disinformation campaign?" "No." "Keep it small--just enough to nudge him in my direction." " Can do." "Whowants another beer?" " Me." " Fi?" " Yes?" "I need a favor." "I need some information from my mom." " She's not gonna talk about it unless we go" " We go to dinner." "I talked to heryesterday." "You talked to her." "Of course you did." "And I accepted." "Bringing a vegetable." " I can't wait." " [ Chuckles ]" "?" "[ Woman Singing In Spanish ]" "[ Michael Narrating] Go after a group ofpeople directly, and theypull together." "They get stronger." "Taking on a tight-knit group is about making them turn on each other." "You plant the seeds ofdistrust and watch them grow." "I 'm sti I I thi nki ng about it." " Well, I talked to Greg and Bonnie" " Enough about Greg and Bonnie." " They're not in charge here." " Fine." "I'm just sayin'." "We can't delay this much longer." "Tax season is coming up." "Ifpeople buy in, they do itjust before April." "Soyou and Paco... you were cell mates, what, a year?" "I could think of worse ways to do time." "Paco, man." "He still make that pruno?" "I did a couple months with him in County, and, man, he made the best prison wine." "[Michael Narrating] Ofcourse, sowing seeds ofdistrust is harder..." " when nobody trusts you." " Paco doesn't drink." "What are you trying to pull?" "Yeah." "Of course." "I forgot." "[ Both Laugh ]" " What, so you just guessed?" " [ Michael ] Either he drank or he didn't." "Fifty-fifty shot, and I guessed right." "Good thing." "I think he was planning on shooting me ifl got it wrong." "Ah." "Nicework, Mike." " How's the betrayal paper trail coming?" " Oh, great." "It's, uh, actually some of my best work." "I've got plane tickets for Greg and Bonnie and a couple of offshore bank accounts." " I'll get it over there tonight and plant it." " All right." "Now, areyou seriously taking Fiona toyour mom's?" "Not like I have a choice." " Good luckwith that, brother." " [ Beeps ]" "[ Sighs ] Fi,just do me a favor." "Just go..." "Just go... easy tonight." " [ Laughs ]" " Oh, it is such a pleasure to finally meetyou." "Oh--Welcome." "Please come in." "Uh, this is myfriend Laura." "Shejust came byto sayhi, see how things were going." "Madeline said she was sureyou could take care ofit." "Why don'tyou let me take that." "Everything's going to be fine." "He used to be a secret agent." "[Laura ] Well." "I-I don't want to intrude on your supper." " I brought a peach cobbler for dessert." " Yum." "So, areyou two getting married?" "We're thinking about it." "I'd like to be a June bride." "Mmm." " That was delicious." " Thankyou." "So, um, Fiona, doyou-- doyou live in Miami now?" "Well, we'll see." "I like it here." "Doyou have a job?" "I'm in between jobs-- a bit like Michael." " I'll" " I'll get the dishes." " Thankyou." "Michael." "Thankyou, Fiona." "Mom, we had an agreement." "Tell me about the men who came to the house." "Um, they asked aboutyou." "How often you come to Miami, whetheryou have any friends here." "And they asked ifwe were close." "You and me?" "What did you tell them?" "I told them thatyou were the perfect son." "Thatyou always wrote me, you called me all the time... and that the most important thing to you was family." "I told them that, and theywrote it down." " Why did you tell them that?" " I don't know, Michael." "Just seemed nicer than the truth." " [ Cell Phone Ringing]" " Uh, excuse me." "I got a phone call." "[ Ringing Continues ]" " Hello?" " Were you in on this?" "Answer me!" " Quentin, calm down." "What are you talking about?" " Answer me!" " I don't know whatyou're talking" " I got bank statements." "I got plane tickets." "Huh?" "Greg and Bonnie had some plans." "[Michael Narrating] Sometimes a greatplan... comes togetherjust a little bit too early." "What, you thought you could go around me?" "Is that what you thought?" "Why would I do that?" "Yeah, you think about it." "I need your leads." "Without that I got nothin'." "Greg and Bonnie-- two stupid kids I'd have to share my score with?" " You know what I'm sayin'?" " I swear to God, ifl find outyou're lying to me" "I'm telling the truth." "This might not bewhat it looks like." "They got a goddamn bottle of champagne!" "Theywere gonna rip me off and go to the Caymans or the Seychelles..." " for crying out loud!" "Just don't do anything without me, okay?" "This will be over tonight." "[Michael Narrating] You've been in the business waytoo long... whenyou recognize the sound ofa.45 caliber over a phone." "Don't do anything stupid." " [ Beeping] - [ Line Ringing ]" "Okay, Mike, I'm here." "I'm at the marina." "If Quentin leaves the boat, Sam, our plan is in serious trouble." "Yep.Just calm down." "He's here." "I can see him walking around on the boat." "You gotta make sure he doesn't go anywhere." "Don't worry about it." "I'll keep an eye on him." "He's planning on killing Greg and Bonnie, then blowing out oftown with the money." " Hang on." " What doyou see?" "He's coming out right now." "Tell you what." "I'll use F.iona's gizmo." "I'lljustzap the car." " Call me when it's done." " All right." "[ Michael Narrating] That's what happens whenyou wire a cell phone to a blasting cap... in the gas tank instead of the electrical system." "Son of a bitch!" "Fiona, you were supposed to stop the car, not blow it into the Everglades." "What happened to shorting the ignition?" "Well, you said disable." "It's not going anywhere." "You know what I meant." "I almost had him." "I was this close." "The F.B.I. is back, I see." "I'm under surveillance again." "Sam, I thoughtyou were supposed to handle that." "Mike, there's only so much I can do." "I gotta tell the suits... whywe're down at the marina to keep them offourback... but if somebody starts blowing up cars down at the marina" "Remind me whyyou're friends with someone who put the F.B.I. back onto you." " That is so unfair." " Sam, what about Quentin?" "You were supposed to nudge him, not send him into a homicidal frenzy." "Look,youguys were offdoingyourthing, so I signed up Greg and Bonnie... to this Medallion Airways executive service to the Cayman Islands..." " you know, as part ofthe setup." " Yeah?" "Well, they got this new thing where they overnight a bottle of champagne to the new members." "Quentin started sniffing around, and in less than an hour, he found everything that I did." "It was a bunch oflittle stuff, but he put it all together." "Turn him around." "Make him trustyou." "He's not in a trusting mood, Fi." "[ Sighs ] I knowyou're angry, Michael." "But I know that an exploding car... can throw a man offbalance." " You'll thank me." " He won't even talk to me." "He won't even answer my calls." "Well, you'll have to be extra charming." "?" "[Dance]" "[Michael Narrating] Whetheryou're in Moscow, Tehran or Miami... club girls are a good source ofinformation." "Men say things to a beautiful woman." "They give out phone numbers, hotel keys." "They let down their guard." " [ No Audi ble Dialogue ]" " Getting information from a club girl means buying drinks." "It's no problem with an operational slush fund." "It's a big problem ifyou're spending cash scrounged from your mom 's purse." "You have to hel p me out." "Please." "Please." "We're doing this night at a club in Hollywood Beach." "Amazing." "I mean, I'm flying in a deejay from Berlin." "It's gonna be crazy." "Quentin reserves a V.I.P. table for 4,000 bucks... and I can't get in touch with him to tell him the date changed." "Can you help me?" "He's gonna be pissed." "You know how angry he gets." "So how about us?" "Are we on the list?" "Oh, 1 00 percent." "You're all in." "Just please, please help me out." "Please." "Well, I think he only uses this numberfor girls, but here." "[ Beeping ]" "You're a hard man to reach." "[ Quentin ] Yeah, well, things have been a little bit busy." "What doyou want?" "Same thing as before-- Make some money." " Where areyou?" " I'm laying low." "When can we get together?" "I don't think that's a very good idea right now." "Quentin, buddy, I'm the only guy you can trust right now." " Your partners just tried to kill you." "You need a friend." " [ Breathing Heavily]" "Quentin, you need to learn to reach out." "We can help each other." " Quentin?" " Fine." "Where?" "[Ship Horn Blowing]" "Whoa, whoa, buddy." "It's me." " I've been waitin' here, man." " You said 2:00." "It's 2:00." "You know they're back on myyacht?" " I'm gonna go down there." "I swear to God." " Listen." "Buddy" "Two bodies, a murderweapon, and you're suspect number one." "I mean, you know my style." "I'm not afraid to pull a trigger ifthat's what has to happen, but let's be smart about this." " Got a better idea?" " Yeah." "I know a guy." "Know what I'm sayin'?" "Someone who can deal with this." "It'll cost some money, but he'll make this go away." "Quiet, no connection toyou." "One wire transfer, it's done." "And then we can go on with our business." "[Michael Narrating]A hit man is like a plumber, a dentist ora mechanic." "Everybody's always looking for a good one." "All right." "Let's set that up." "You do both of them?" " How much?" " Fifty thousand." "And they'll both be dead?" "No connection to me?" " All right." " I'll be in touch." "Okay." " [ Phone Beeps ]" " Okay." "Sam, Quentin bit." "I need you and Fiona to deal with Bonnie and Greg." " It's time they got out oftown." " Can do, Mike." " You knowyou're out of orange juice?" " Sam." "[ Greg] What am I supposed to do?" "His carblew up." "He's gone." "Maybe he's got enemies he didn't tell us about." "Maybe he's got enemies he didn't tell us about." "It's that couple that broke into the boat." "Good afternoon." "Miami P.D. I'm Detective Cagney." "This is Detective Lacey." "We'd like to talk to you." "I'm not gonna lie toyou." "You two are in a lot oftrouble." "We'd like to know whereyourpartneris." " You tell me." " [ Chuckles ]" "You know, you might want to be more cooperative." "We've been monitoringyou two for quite a while." "You might recall walking in on us as we were planting this." "We have all the financial transactions offyour computer." " So, your partner?" " We don't know, okay?" " He's just gone." " [ F.iona ] Too bad." "There's no deal for you if he doesn't show up." "You go down for the whole show." "Miamijuries, they don't like people who rob retirees and beat up grandmas." "That wasn't us." "That was Quentin." "We never touched them." " Quentin was the one smacking them around." " Shut up, Bonnie." "We don't even have the money." "Quentin transferred it all to his own account" "Shut up!" "Of course, you could help us find him, testify for a reduced sentence... and onlyget-- I don't know-- five to 1 0." " I want to talk to a lawyer." " [ F.iona ] Go ahead." "Don't take too long." "And don't go anywhere." "You know, for all your anti-government speechifying, you do lady cop prettywell." "Thanks." "[Sam ] Okay, soyou bet they'd be gone by 4:00." "About another couple minutes." "After that, I'm 20 bucks richer." "I'll win." "Greg comes on strong, but you can tell he's scared of prison." "He's selling her on the sandy beaches ofCancún right now." " Mexico?" "You think?" " Mmm." "Or the Caribbean." "Hmm." "Uh-oh." "[Laughs ] Okay." "There theygo." "Don't look so smug." "[Michael Narrating] I don't much like dealing with paranoids." "Theyget erratic, make bad decisions." "Ofcourse, that can be a help whenyou need them to make a bad decision." " [ Gasps ] J esus Christ, you scared the crap out of me." " What the hell..." " [ Gasps ] Jesus Christ, you scared the crap out of me." " What the hell..." " do you thinkyou're doing?" " I'm going to the bank like we said." " With the F.B.I. watching you?" " F.B.I.?" "What areyou talking about?" "Right there!" "Look!" "F.B.I.?" "How?" " I don't know." "You tell me, Quentin." " Greg and Bonnie." "I took the cash." "They must have gone to the feds." "You're careless." "You're careless and you're gonna get us caught." " I am not going back to prison." " All right." " Shut up for a second and let me think." " There is no time for that." "You need Greg and Bonnie dead more than ever." "They'reyour onlywitnesses." " They know me." "This is a disaster, Quentin." " Okay, okay." "Fine." "We'll go to the bank." "I'll wire the money toyour guy like we talked about." "Wire the money?" "With an F.B.I. tail?" "Areyou stupid?" "Or areyou just trying to get us caught?" "You know what?" "Have a nice life." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "We could get somebody else to make the transfer." "It has to happen right now!" "What areyou gonna do, find some guy on the street and say..." " "Can you wire money to Aruba?" Nice try." " You do it." "No." "I'm not cleaning upyour mess." "They don't knowyou." "I'll giveyou my account numbers." "You send the money." "We'll meet up later." "No." "I take all the risk and I saveyour ass." "No, thankyou." "It's gonna work." "I'm telling you." "And then we make some money?" "Then we make some money." "Fine." "Butyou make sure the feds followyou... because ifthey follow me, you'll wish I put a bullet in your head right here." "[ Clears Throat ]" "[ Chattering ]" "[Michael Narrating] Truth is, identitytheft isn't hard." "A numberand an I.D. is allyou need to drain a bank account... and return a lot ofmoney to some very surprised retirees." "But why stop there?" "As long as you're stealing someone's identity... why not use it to contact some known terrorist organizations on un-secure phone lines?" "Why not use it to threaten some federal judges and insult the local drug cartel?" " [ Police Radio Chatter]" " Most fun I've had in Miami." "I t was al I there." "I looked at my bank statement, and there it was-- all the money." " I'm glad it could work out." " I told ya." "Didn't I tell you?" "How did you do it?" "How did you get it all back?" "You don't want to know." " No, really, you don't want to know." " Oh." "Well, how much do I oweyou?" "Well, I didn't do it for the money." "Let's call it... 500 for expenses." "Call it 300, and you promise not to enter any more contests." "[ Chuckling] I promise." "Michael!" "Yeah, Ma?" "Thankyou." "Wait." "There's one more thing." "Those men who came to the house asking the questions" "They gave me this." "They asked me to call them ifyou should ever come to Miami or try to contact me." "Did you contact them?" "No, Michael, I did not." "Family comes first." "[Phone Beeping]" "[ Line Ringing ]" "[ Man ] You've been a busy boy, Michael." "Very impressive." "Glad to be appreciated." "Who is this?" "Oh,just a friend." "Who is this?" "Stay out oftrouble, Michael." "We'll be in touch." "[ Beeps ]"