"No, not again!" "You're on the wrong side of the tracks, Neil!" "Run, Neil, Run!" "Why can't you sleep like a normal person?" "Do you have nightmares every freakin' night, or what?" "It... it all seemed so real." "Well listen Neil, you gotta stop waking' me up like this." "I need my beauty sleep!" "I'm about ready to kick you out of my apartment." "I'm sorry, its just your apartment?" "I'm the one who's been paying rent since you lost your job." "Hey, hey-- don't turn this around on me, man-- you're the one who has the problem, not me..." " I don't have the problem." " Okay, cut the bullshi" "You gonna get that?" "Hello?" "Oh, hey, Neil." "I didn't wake you, did I?" "No, another damn nightmare woke me up." "Again?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I guess." "It was so real," "I could have sworn it was really happening," "I felt like this guy was really going to kill me." "You've just gotta relax." "Bad dreams are just a result of too much stress." "You've just got to figure out what in your life is bothering you." "Why are you eating my cereal?" "I bought this!" "For me!" " Relax." " And you're eating out of a cup!" "Well, all the dishes are dirty." "Maybe you could lift a finger and actually wash" "No, I was talking to Chuck..." "no, he hasn't found a job yet!" "Anyway, I've gotta get going," "Eddie's train gets in later today, and I've gotta go pick him up." "Ed Spengler?" "From high school?" "I haven't seen him in five years!" " What has he been up to?" " He's been working for his uncle in New York, doing some scientific stuff." "I guess he's gonna be conducting some kind of experiments in the area." " What kind of experiments?" " Oh, you know Eddie, wherever he goes, weird things follow." "That's funny, I've always thought the same thing about you." "Yeah, I suppose." "Anyway, here's Chuck" "I've got to get going." "Oh, hey babe-- what's up?" "Why do you always talk to Neil for so long?" "Ye gods!" "My uncle was right!" "Denver is crawling with paranormal activity!" "I don't understand why I had to come all the way here with you, just to look at blips on a scanner." "This isn't a scanne-- it's a digital PKE meter, and these aren't just any old blips!" "They're" "I know, I know, they're electro-phantasmal shadows that indicate the presence of ghosts." "I get it." "I can't believe your uncle talked me into dropping my psych major and chasing spooks." "Eugene, you're my best friend." "We've been through a lot together." "Come on, we're in this together, we're a team." "Team?" "Sometimes I feel like I'm just your bitch!" "Assistant, Eugene, you're my assistant," " and we're here to get a job done!" " But you treat me like I'm your bitch!" "Fine, if you want to consider yourself my bitch, then do so." "I wish Neil would get here so we could get started." "My uncle showed us what to do and how to do it, and if we need to do it in every building in Denver, we'll do it in every building in Denver." "Queers." "Hey back off man." "He's a scientist!" "What?" "Oh, there's a misunderstanding, we're not like that, you see we're here in search of ectoplasmic energy ghosts in hopes that we can prevent any paranormal outbreak of malevolent inhuman spirits." "We're affiliated with the Ghostbusters, out of New York, ever heard of us?" "Neil Anderson!" "Long time no see." "If you happen to see anything, well, um... spooky" "Let's go, Ed!" "We're wasting valuable drinking time!" "...give us a call!" "Queers." "So, Neil..." "tell me about these dreams..." "I'd rather not talk about it." "I get crap from Chuck about it all the time." "Chuck?" "Is he still dating Nancy?" " Yeah, yeah." " Nancy Ashton?" "Isn't that the girl you had a crush on?" "She's hot." " Why is she dating your roommate?" " I don't know." "It doesn't make any sense, he's a complete slob..." "he doesn't have a job" "I'm sure she'll realize her mistake soon enough." "Yeah, I guess." "What kind of experiments are you here for anyway?" ""Paranormal investigations"" "he thinks he's Fox Mulder or something." "Oh, for God's sake, Ed!" "You're not following in the footsteps of your crazy uncle with all that ghost busting crap are you?" " Maybe I am." " Well, I know one thing... those proton packs are cool as hell!" "So tell me about your nightmares, Neil." "Y'know, I read that bad dreams are caused by stress." "Yeah, I've heard." "I really jus" "What's going on?" "Some kind of poltergeist... been scaring' away my customers." "Really?" " You can't be serious." " I'm always serious." "This is heavy, doc!" " Why do I get the messed up uniform?" " They're hand me downs." "So why do I get the hand me down that looks like a ghost whipped his ass with it?" "It's ectoplasm." "Slime... and probably a bit of marshmallow now that you mention it." "Marshmallow?" "Maybe it's gone." "I don't think so." " Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm just" " Neil, throw the trap down!" " What?" "The trap!" "You'll have to throw it!" "It's on my belt!" "On 3, take your foot off the pedal!" "Everyone remember to look away from the trap!" "One... two... three!" "Now!" "Wow, I guess you were right, Ed!" "Oh my god that was... awesome!" "You boys just saved my business!" "What do I owe you?" " Uh..." " Two grand!" "Good morning, I'm Ed Rooney." "This morning the Mile High city is alive with talk of supernatural activity, ghosts and hauntings pouring in from all over the front range." "Hey babe, why don't you come over here" " I just got a dimer from" " That's all you do with your life!" " Yeah..." " I don't know how Neil puts up with it!" "Neil?" "Yeah, he's a winner." "He's been staying with his Ghostbuster friends at their little headquarters downtown hasn't been home in a week." "Well, he's been a busy man these days... what with a job and all." "Oh geez, who cares what that guy does, anyway?" " Maybe I do." " What's that supposed to mean?" "Nothing, look, I've got to go... maybe I'll talk to you tomorrow." "You know what?" "Whatever!" "Man, I'm dead." "What a week." "I'm not chasing one more ghost until" "I get at least 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep." "Speaking of which, you don't seem to be suffering from any bad dreams lately." "Nope... ever since I stopped sleeping at my apartment." "That's unusual." "Yeah, I think it was that crappy mattress I bought..." "Mattress?" "Did you start having bad dreams as soon as you got it?" "Pew!" "It is entirely possible you have a poltergeist in the mattress itself." "Why not... he's not using it." "Whoa, a haunted bed?" "Why not?" "What happens in these dreams, Neil?" "It's really bizarre." "In the dream, I'm always in this... place." "I'm all alone, but suddenly in the distance, there's this guy..." "his face is horribly burned, and he's got these..." "knives on his fingers... like claws..." "he calls himself Freddy..." "Freddy Krueger." "You're all alone, now Neil!" "Neil?" "What?" "No, I'm Chuck." "How Sweet!" "Fresh Meat!" "Dude, are you gay?" "Hey Chuck, let's toke up!" "Hey man, you're all right!" " Hello?" " I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!" " I'm sorry, who is this?" " Oh... uh... is Nancy there?" "Nancy, it's for you!" "Hmm... a dream demon." "It's not unheard of." "Yeah, so how do we stop him if he's not a ghost?" "I think we should check out that mattress as soon as possible." "Right..." "like in the morning." "Actually, I was thinking right now." "Well, have fun." "I'm gonna get some rest." "I have a feeling that Freddy could be the entire reason the PKE levels in" " Denver have surged recently." " No way... there have been so many other ghosts in..." "Well, all my recent data points to something else." "I think Freddy may have somehow opened a rift to another dimension." "I wouldn't rule out" "Freddy actually controlling the ghosts himself." " I have to see that mattress." " Okay... as long as we're not there all damn night." "I just need to get some readings." "Neil, you better come here." "Look at those claw marks!" "Just like my dream!" "Its almost as if by sleeping in your bed," "Chuck encountered your dream demon!" " Freddy." " A man is dead in your bed!" "What should we do?" "I have an idea." "Strange, I halfway expected" "Freddy to emerge from the mattress." "Hey, if we killed him just by burning his haunted mattress, I'm fine with that." "I just didn't think it would be that easy." "That's the third teenager murdered in their sleep in the last week." "I think we both know what this points to." "Agreed." "I was going over the possibilities of how this may have happened." "We probably set Freddy free when we burned the mattress." "Likely... but it also may have occurred when he made his first kill in a new city." "That's why he didn't emerge from the mattress." "Ghostbusters." "What do you mean Nancy won't wake up - is she having a nightmare?" "Okay, we're on the way!" "Surprise, it's the Ghostbusters!" "Go, get them!" "Ghostbusters!" "Hello?" "We found her like this." "She appears to be trapped in a dream state." "Well, at least she's not dead!" "It's Freddy... he's got her..." "The readings I'm getting on this are off the charts!" "If the neural psycho kinetic energy is constant, this demon of yours may be invincible!" "No, there has to be a way to stop him." "Maybe we could just shoot him in the face?" " Well, that would kill me!" " Hey, what would Jared do?" "Yeah, what would Jared do?" "I would go into the dream-dimension where Freddy lives and pull him into reality." "Once he is real, you should be able to contain him with your equipment." "Then I'd go to Subway for a Roasted Chicken sandwich on parmesan oregano bread." "Of course, it's so simple!" "Thanks, Jared!" "Look, if there aren't any more of these damn questions for a while, I'm gonna have a nap!" " No, please!" " It's okay." "I had Subway for lunch!" "This is all makeshift, but theoretically, it should work." "Once you two have a hold on Freddy," "I'll pull you from the dream and we can trap him, got it?" " Let's do this like Falco!" " Like Falco?" "Rock me Amadeus!" " Where are we?" " Oh man, this is it, this is my dream." "Right." "Let's find Freddy." "Who ya gonna kill?" "Ghostbusters!" "Haaahahahaha!" "Alright, let's bag this sucker and go home." "Mr. Anderson, welcome back." "My name... is Neil!" "They don't hurt him at all!" " Run?" " Yes." "What are they doing?" "!" "All you have to do is grab a hold of him!" "Nancy!" "Neil!" "I knew you'd come!" "Wake up, Nancy!" "What happened?" "Got him!" "Now Ed, now!" "I had him!" "No, he's definitely here..." "somewhere." "He just disappeared!" "I thought he could be harmed in the real world!" "Theoretically, he can..." "but he seems to have maintained some of his dreamworld powers." " I'll swallow your soul!" " Oh crap, guys!" "Get me out of here!" "Now!" "This equipment to bring Neil back is fried." "There's only one way to get him out." " What about Freddy?" " Eugene, keep me covered." "What are we gonna do?" "I've got a plan." "We'll cross the streams." "Wait, wait..." "that just sounds like a bad idea." "I mean I'm no scientist, but I swear crossing streams sounds." "It may just create enough energy to knock us back into the waking world!" "Three... four..." "better lock your door!" "But what if crossing the streams doesn't work, and we end up blowing up the universe?" "!" "Well, we could either try it, or stay here while these phantoms feast upon our souls!" "Five... six..." "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum!" "You're not gonna cram me into that toaster!" "Thisssssssssssssssucks!" " Wow, it worked!" " Of course it worked, that's because I know what I'm doing!" "We better get this thing to the containment unit." " Who are you guys?" " We're the Ghostbusters." "Captioned by Grantman Brown"