"♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation" "♪ and school comes along just to end it" "♪ So the annual problem for our generation" "♪ is finding a good way to spend it" "♪ Like maybe" "♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy" "♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower" "♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist" "Hey!" "♪ Or giving a monkey a shower" "♪ Surfing tidal waves" "♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain" "It's over here!" "♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent" "♪ Or driving our sister insane" "Phineas!" "♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do" "♪ before school starts this fall" "♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!" "Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" "PHINEAS:" "Well, Ferb, we can cross that one off our bucket list." "(IMITATING ISABELLA) Hey, guys!" "What you doing?" "Uh, I think the bigger question is, what are you doing, Buford?" "I'm filing in for Isabella while she's visiting her grandparents in New Mexico." "The dress was all his idea, though." "Hey, I got the legs for it." "Ah, New Mexico." "My great-grandfather once saw something mysterious in New Mexico." "There he was, happily plying his trade, cowpunching." "(GRUNTS) (COW MOOING)" "BUFORD:" "It was a dangerous profession." "Darn tootin'!" "Then one day, he saw it." "What in the Sam Hill?" "It was the elusive chompy-cobra!" "The what?" "Based on his extensive history of malapropisms," "I would say that he is talking about the Chupacabra, the Latin American goat-sucker that is said to haunt the deserts of Mexico and Southwestern America." "That's just a myth, like the Lake Nose Monster and Klimpaloon, the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas." "Um, have you not proven those things to be true?" "So we have!" "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" "We're gonna search for an elusive creature that tends to slip away..." "Hey, where's Perry?" "(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) CARL:" "Uh, is this thing on?" "I wanna thank you all for taking some time out of your busy schedules to attend our compulsory OWCA animal sensitivity seminar." "However, if you currently are an animal, you may be excused to your missions." "But..." "What?" "They get to go?" "What is this?" "Pick on the Higher Species Day?" "What?" "Humans are a higher species!" "Everybody knows that!" "And that's why you're here today, sir." "Gentlemen and gentlemen, we present to you, the Chupathopter!" "BALJEET AND BUFORD:" "Wow!" "Right on!" "Et cetera." "All right, everyone." "Take your seats and buckle up." "We're off to New Mexico to find the elusive Chupacabra." "But what are we going to use as bait?" "Oh, I got that handled!" "Check it out." "It's reversible." "Ta-da!" "A goat costume!" "All right, then." "Let's start tracking us a Chupacabra." "MALE COMPUTER VOICE:" "Searching Chupacabra traits." "(COMPUTER SPEAKING)" "Ferb, let's light this candle!" "(ENGINES POWERING UP)" "Look!" "Everything in my wardrobe is jinxed!" "I was wearing this one when the boys made the giant gelatin monster." "I was wearing this one when the boys split me into, like, 50 me's." "This one is from the whole Meap thing." "And this one..." "Well, I just spilled grape juice on it..." "COMPUTER:" "Begin analysis." "Rooting." "Ooh!" "Je Bust Number 12!" "COMPUTER:" "Sniffing." "I guess I can wear this tonight." "COMPUTER:" "Long neck." "Non-desert-dwelling." "(BUZZING) Not Chupacabra." "Wait." "Somebody's judging me." "Phineas and Ferb, you are so busted!" "For something!" "CHORUS: ♪ Perry!" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "Well, hello, Perry the Platypus!" "You like the new biplane?" "Pretty sweet, huh?" "I got it off the Internet." "Don't worry about your hat." "The heat is really good for the felt." "(SING-SONG) Look what I invented!" "I've got it in all the stores, but it's not selling as well as I thought it would." "I don't know why." "It's even got a catchy name." "(READING)" "CHORUS: ♪ Get Back Hair" "It should be flying off the shelves." "I just don't get it." "Anyway, that is about to change." "Behold, the Switch-Place-inator!" "(STAMMERING) Why do you look so unimpressed?" "I simply fly over town in my biplane and I look for someone with a receding hairline standing next to someone with a full head of hair." "I fire, and presto!" "The hairdos switch places!" "The person who was formerly hairline-challenged is thrilled, and the other guy is..." "Well, he's gonna spend a lot of money to get his hair back." "Thus, "Get Back Hair."" "CHORUS: ♪ Get Back Hair" "Here, I'll show you how it works." "Okay, Perry the Platypus, how'd you like to trade places with a hungry man-eating shark?" "Oh, yeah, you're..." "You're semi-aquatic." "Well, I've got some other tricks up my sleeve." "Like switching places with a... (MUFFLED SCREAMING)" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "Oh, man!" "I did not see that coming!" "(GROWLING) (GRUNTING)" "Okay, Senor Pantalones Inteligente!" "That's "Mr. Smarty-Pants" (MUTTERING) in Spanish." ""Tanks" for playing, Perry the Platypus!" "See you around." "(LAUGHING)" "PHINEAS:" "Okay, guys, welcome to New Mexico." "Ferb, let's lower the Chupacabra bait." "(BLEATING)" "Hey!" "Hey, watch the cactuses!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hey!" "Who's driving up there?" "Baljeet." "(CHUCKLING) Sorry." "Now to go make my millions with my trusty Switch-Place-inator!" "Where is it?" "(SQUAWKING)" "Perry the Platypus, you didn't by any chance... (GROWLS) Hand it over!" "That belongs to me!" "Give it!" "Give it!" "Give it, give it, give..." "Whoa!" "(SCREAMING)" "(EXCLAIMING)" "(DOOFENSHMIRTZ LAUGHING)" "Now, this is what I call fly-fishing!" "(LAUGHS)" "Oh, come on, come on, come on." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Attaboy!" "Whoo-hoo!" "(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)" "Okay, make a wish!" "(BLOWING)" "What did you wish for?" "(PUNCHING) (DOOFENSHMIRTZ GRUNTING)" "That's what you wished for?" "Oof!" "I'm gonna wait right here until the bustees return." "Oh, and they will return." "So, since you're in busting mode," "I take it my services are not required." "Yep, I'm superfluous." "(BUFORD BLEATING)" "MALE SINGER:" "♪ We're searching for a beast of yore" "♪ With a long neck and a tail" "♪ Everywhere we look, we lose On this long and dusty trail" "♪ We're westward ho 'Cause the ranchers know" "♪ Something isn't right" "♪ Their goats are being snatched away In the darkness of the night" "(WHISPERING) ♪ Chupacabra ho" "ALL: ♪ Chupacabra, Chupacabra" "PHINEAS:" "♪ What just jumped the wire?" "♪ Chupacabra, Chupacabra" "♪ I'm starting to perspire" "♪ Chupacabra, Chupacabra" "♪ I'm not usually a crier, but isn't that... ♪ The goat vampire!" "MAN: ♪ Posses and gangs have tried to hunt and flush it from its lair" "♪ But not till now have a gang of kids pursued it from the air" "♪ Cowboys tried to trap and trick it With just about everything" "♪ But no one's ever tried to lure it With a bully on a string" "♪ Bully on a string" "(WHISPERING) ♪ Chupacabra ho" "Hey, guys, I think we got something!" "Gotcha, Buford." "Let's see if we're getting any... (BEEPING)" "Sweet!" "(BUFORD BLEATING)" "(SCREECHING)" "Almost there." "Bingo!" "All right!" "Let's go check it out!" "So that's what a Chupacabra looks like." "Yes." "Surprising, is it not?" "I think he's kind of cute." "Now we just have to get him back home!" "(CHUPACABRA SCREECHING) Wow!" "The Chupacabra doesn't sound too happy." "Aha!" "A real-live Chupacabra, eh?" "Wait till Mom sees this!" "I'll bet he's hungry." "I totally sound like that when my blood sugar's low." "Does your mom have any goat-based food products?" "I don't know." "Can't hurt to check the fridge." "Now's my chance!" "Whoo!" "Evidence at last!" "Wait a minute." "Let's just make sure it's really in here." "Here, Chupa... (SCREAMING)" "This is the best day ever!" "Wait a minute." "I better move this to the front lawn where Mom can see it right when she gets home!" "(GRUNTING)" "Hello?" "Mom?" "Hi, Candace." "What is it?" "Mom, listen!" "The boys have caught a Chupacabra." "You have to get home quick and bust them!" "Take it easy, honey." "I'm just a few blocks away." "Awesome!" "Thanks!" "Whew!" "Now all I do is wait while I sit on top of the crate for safekeeping." "(CHUPACABRA SCREECHING) Hold that thought." "Mom will be back soon." "Ha!" "How convenient that your mother has a whole tureen of goat biryani." "I know, right?" "Those gourmet cooking classes are sure coming in handy." "(HONKING)" "(CANDACE GIGGLING IN EXCITEMENT)" "Hey, wait for me, guys!" "Whoa!" "The Chupacabra's gone!" "This must be how Candace feels when this happens." "You know, I've had it with you, Perry the Platypus." "You never, never let me have the last... (SCREAMING) Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" "Agent P, we've just heard that our New Mexico operative, Agent C.H., has had his cover compromised!" "We have the coordinates of his location, and you are the closest agent." "Get to it!" "CARL:" "Keep writing, sir." "(CANDACE STILL GIGGLING)" "Mom, you won't believe this." "why would you ever give me reason not to believe you?" "What if I told you that Phineas and Ferb captured an actual Chupacabra?" "Well, that would test my suspension of disbelief." "Well, disbelief no more!" "'Cause I got it right here." "And it's not going anywhere." "Right." "Oh, ye of excessive sarcasm," "I present to you the elusive Chupacabra." "(IN MOCK DISBELIEF) I don't believe it." "Hey!" "How did I get into that crate?" "Well, I'm at least glad to see you kids are going to finish up my leftover biryani." "Yes, ma'am!" "But..." "But..." "But..." "I don't get it." "He usually shows up by now." "Oh, there you are, Perry." "but for a while there, we had a real-live Chupacabra." "Here, we took pictures." "Next." "Next." "Next." "Next." "Well, I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left unphotographed, like Chupacabras, or group photos where everyone has their eyes open." "(CHUPACABRA SCREECHING)" "STACY:" "Croutons, bouillon, platypus food." "Ooh!" "Microwave popcorn!" "Need this." "Doesn't matter." "I doubt we'll even be able to eat while watching this movie." "So scary no one over the age of 45 will even watch it!" "It'll be even scarier 'cause my family's out for the day and we'll be alone at the house." "Great!" "Candace, are you sure you can handle this?" "It took me four days to pry you out from under the bed the last time we saw a scary movie." "What?" "What are you looking at?" "Oh, no." "Phineas and Ferb!" "What are you guys up to?" "It's a surprise, for Isabella's birthday!" "A surprise." "Here we go again." "For Isabella's birthday." "Give me those sodas." "See ya!" "Building supplies, check." "Guest list, check." "Perry..." "Hey, where's Perry?" "Yeah, where does that platypus go every day?" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Agent P?" "Ah!" "There you are." "What do you think of the new energy-saving motion-sensor lights we've installed in your lair?" "Um, Agent P, try flailing your arms about." "Uh, that should..." "There we go." "Now, Doofenshmirtz has been driving around town in some sort of truck that turns inanimate objects such as parking meters into bugs." "Ew." "I want you to..." "(GROANS)" "Really?" "Carl, I'm waving my arms." "Why aren't the lights coming back on?" "(CARL GIGGLING)" "That's not funny, Carl." "Okay, time to commence Operation INAP." "That stands for "Isabella's Natal Anniversary Party."" "I know what INAP means." "Just get to the dangerous part." "Okay, everyone, we need to carry all this stuff over to Isabella's backyard so we can set it up for..." "(GATE OPENS)" "Hi, Phineas!" "What you doing?" "You're not planning something for my birthday, are you?" "Don't look, don't look, don't look!" "Nothing to see here." "Phineas!" "But all I really want for my birthday is..." "Don't ruin the surprise." "(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)" "You got it." "But what..." "(MUFFLED GRUNTING)" "I've carried a lot of squirming bags in my time, but this is the first time I knew who was in it." "(EXCLAIMS) What I was going to say is, all I want for my birthday is some alone time with..." "Never mind." "You wanted to be alone with this bag?" "♪ Today is my birthday" "♪ and there's just one thing I'm wishing for" "♪ To spend some time alone" "♪ with a certain someone I adore" "♪ It doesn't have to be formal or fancy" "♪ It's not a deal-breaker if it's not romancy" "♪ After all of this time, I've lowered my expectations" "♪ Expectations ♪ Expectations" "♪ Don't need a limo or a corsage" "♪ Just him and me without the entourage" "♪ And I won't be upset CHORUS:  ♪ I won't be upset" "♪ At this emotional roulette" "♪ I'll take any little thing that I can get" "♪ Like eating some French fries I'll take it" "♪ Stuck on a tarmac I'm good CHORUS:  ♪ I'm good" "♪ Trapped under rubble That's awesome CHORUS:  ♪ That's awesome" "♪ Moving a piano If we only could" "♪ Getting orthodontia Sign me up CHORUS:  ♪ Sign me up" "♪ In a smelly subway car I'm in CHORUS:  ♪ I'm in" "♪ We could be reupholstering a loveseat" "♪ I'd call that a win-win" "♪ 'Cause that's all I really want" "♪ Just time alone with my triangular savant" "♪ I'm not asking for the world I'm just a simple girl" "♪ And I would change my mournful tone" "♪ If we could just be alone" "♪ Just be alone" "ALL:" "Happy birthday, Isabella!" "Perry the Platypus!" "It's no use trying to break through my protective bubble." "It's platypoof-proof!" "I mean..." "You know what I mean." "Anyway, you're probably wondering what I am doing driving this evil bug bus around town." "I just got to thinking about all the things that bug me, like portable outhouses, high voltage signs." ""Danger." "High voltage."" "I'll decide how much voltage I can take!" "That's why I created the Bugs-Me-inator!" "It turns whatever bugs me into bugs." "(BUZZING) And since I can't stand bugs," "I'm protected from them inside this bubble." "Huh?" "Oh, that's on the out... (SCREAMING) Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Wait!" "I'm not ready!" "(EXCLAIMING)" "Wow." "Right to the point, huh?" "You know, Perry the Platypus, more than anything, you bug me." "(SCREAMS) My shoe!" "(BUZZING) Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "(SCREAMING)" "(EXCLAIMING)" "Boy, I gotta really rethink the design on this thing." "By the way, you know we're on a runaway bus careening at high speed with no one at the wheel, right?" "(SCARY MOVIE MUSIC PLAYING) STACY:" "Don't go in there!" "Don't go in there!" "Don't go in there!" "Don't go in there!" "Oh!" "He went in there." "Oh, gross, she brought thousands of tiny bugs into the house!" "What could be worse than that?" "Big bug!" "(SCREAMING)" "O-M-G!" "Perry, what are you doing here?" "And why are you wearing a hat?" "Look out!" "Really?" "Really?" "Why does everyone just stampede to that conclusion?" "Other people wear lab coats, you know." "Why don't you say, "Oh, look, a rocket scientist"" "or "a veterinarian"?" "Are you a veterinarian?" "No, but that's not the point!" "Check it out." "We made your favorite, a red velvet cake." "With a little surprise." "Phew!" "I hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it." "They asked." "But they couldn't afford me." "Will you do the honors, Ferb?" "(BEEPS)" "Make a wish!" "I wish for time alone with Phineas." "(INHALES)" "(BLOWS)" "(WHISTLING)" "What are you doing?" "so I can call my mom to come bust the boys." "That's not dangerous?" "Dude, this is nothing." "It'll get worse." "So, did you get what you wished for?" "Uh..." "Yeah." "It's every girl's wish to have her backyard covered in litter." "Let's go, you two." "Next event!" "You're gonna love this!" "Is this where you go every day, Perry?" "Uh, yeah, pretty much." "I create inators and he breaks in and thwarts my scheme, and..." "It's kind of our thing." "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTING) Ooh!" "The Grievance." "I saw this at the theaters." "I still have nightmares about that greasy little girl who comes up out of the basement." "No!" "Don't tell me how it ends!" "And now, what's a birthday party without a pinata the size of your house?" "Ferb?" "Hit it!" "Whoo-hoo!" "I'm gonna bash this thing!" "Yeah!" "Give up the candy, yo!" "This isn't dangerous enough?" "Isabella, this must be your best birthday ever!" "Yeah." "Sure." "It's super cool." "But I didn't need..." "Okay, birthday girl." "Gather around, everyone, and keep your eyes on the pool!" "Isabella, it's grand finale time!" "(RUMBLING)" "Um, this might be the time to call." "Yep!" "(DIALING)" "Mom?" "You gotta come across the street." "Immediately!" "ALL:" "Ooh!" "What a grand and glorious and potentially bustable gift!" "I've never seen anything like it." "Not that key." "Not that key..." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom, you gotta see what the boys are doing in Isabella's yard!" "Isabella's yard?" "That's a new one." "All right, look, you're getting oil all over the place." "Someone's gonna have to..." "(SCREAMING)" "(GROANING)" "No!" "It's the greasy grievance girl from the basement!" "(GRUNTING)" "No!" "No!" "What have I done?" "Why do you have a grievance against me?" "(SCREAMING)" "Whoa." "What was that all about?" "Do the Flynn-Fletchers know you fight evil scientists?" "(RICOCHETING)" "Back here, Mom!" "Butterflies?" "I love butterflies!" "Oh, thank you, Phineas!" "Wait, what?" "But, but, but, but..." "Butterflies?" "How long did it take you guys to collect them all?" "Let's go, boys." "Looks like we've got some cleaning up to do." "MONOGRAM:" "All right, you, and you," "I'll need a containment barrier around this area here." "And you, set up the mind-eraser over here by the vermilion... (DOOR BELL RINGS)" "Danville Water and Power!" "We're here to read your gas thingy." "Perry?" "What is all this?" "A host family?" "Mind erasing?" "Balloon cover-up?" "I mean, is all this really necessary?" "Wait a minute." "It says right here in your silly little pamphlet that if your host family finds out about your agent status, then everyone who's seen you has to have their memory erased," "Perry, I'm not part of your host family." "I know, I know, it's a technicality." "Look, I don't want Candace and the boys to lose you, but I also do not want my mind erased." "I'm on the last 10 minutes of that Grievance movie and I don't wanna watch that whole scary mess again." "So, uh, can't we just keep this a secret?" "Luckily, sir, it looks like the residents were not home." "(CLEARS THROAT) Hello?" "Uh, anybody there?" "MONOGRAM:" "I'll take care of it." "Oh, hello there, young teenager." "Do you live here?" "Yes." "I walked home from the mall to find this." "What is happening here?" "Oh, you didn't see what happened." "Well, uh, we're with the city, and there was a swamp gas incident here, uh..." "We'll just get it all cleaned up and get out of your hair." "We're not gonna need the mind-erasing device..." "I..." "I mean, monkey wrench." "(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) It's a monkey wrench." "Yeah." "We don't need that." "Happy birthday, Isabella!" "Thanks, guys!" "I still can't figure out what went wrong with the grand finale." "After the laser light show and the fireballs, the swans should've been released and..." "Phineas, I really liked the butterflies." "Thank you." "Well, to make it up to you, it's kind of lame, but maybe Ferb and I could," "I don't know, take you out for some ice cream or something?" "Uh..." "I just remembered there's something I need to do." "You two go." "Is that cool?" "Yes." "Very cool." "Ferb." "PHINEAS:" "So, did you get what you wished for?" "Oh, yeah, I already asked that." "Confetti and streamers!" "Hold on." "Gonna get another napkin." "And butterflies." "You always give me butterflies." "CANDACE:" "Ah, look at them out there." "What are they up to?" "Ah, looks like Phineas is saying," "(SLOWLY) "Where's Perry?"" "Huh." "Where do you think Perry goes every day, Stace?" "(DEFENSIVELY) How do I know?" "Why are you asking me?" "How should I know?" "Uh, don't look at me!" "(GRUNTS) I don't know why I was asking you." "Whew!" "No one suspects a thing."