"Miami, P.D." "Hey, that's the wrong title" "Pull it down" "Pull it down" "Not up." "Put it down" "What is this" "Sorry" "Where did you get this" "Miss, would you like a ride" "A drive home?" "Are you sure" "I couldn't catch a cab and I was beginning to..." "Hop in" "This is a nice car" "It's just a cheap one" "How about making love in the car, Miss?" "Do you dislike it?" "I need a car" "To get laid, I need a car" "That's it" "I'm going to buy a car" "'Getting Any?" "!" "'" "Anything specific, sir?" "I want a car." "I can have sex in" "Excuse me, sir" "We have all kinds" "How is it" "Isn't it a bit small" "Please make some adjustments" "How much do you intend to spend?" "About $2000" "Thank you very much, sir" "You listen well, woman" "Don't even dream you can leave my car unharmed" "J ust take your clothes off" "Perfect" "Rehearsal over" "Hi, miss" "A ride, miss?" "And do what" "Like... car sex?" "Asshole" "You dislike it?" "Miss, would you like a ride" "You mean me?" "A ride home?" "You whacko" "I know what's on your mind" "Think about your looks" "Pervert" "Can't even start the engine" "Sperm brain" "Take a look at yourself" "Trying to lure women with that piece of junk" "Dick head" "The bus broke down" "Can you offer a ride?" "Well, of course" "Everybody, he said yes" "It's funny" "The car doesn't attract any women" "A convertible must be appealing" "A convertible..." "Must be really expensive" "Is there anything to sell" "Grandpa" "Can you help me out" "Brain dead is too late" "Aren't you lucky" "You get a liver and kidneys" "You have it all wrong" "My son gets the liver" "Thank you very much, doctor" "Slightly used but will function" "How fortunate" "A convertible?" "Convertible must be more appealing" "You have one?" "Yes, of course" "Excuse me, sir" "Would you like to see one" "How is it" "It's great" "Can I pay on installment" "Yes, sir" "Your payment schedule?" "$500 cash and about $3 each month" "How is it" "This isn't the one I bought" "Can you tell" "Sure I can" "The other car was so corny" "I wouldn't recommend it" "This is better for picking up women" "Are you sure?" "I must be going" "Didn't you sell this car?" "He insisted on the other" "I see" "What shall we do" "What shall we?" "A wedding, sir?" "What the fuck do you think" "This car is defected" "So sorry" "I forgot to tell you" "The lighter is broken" "That's not the point" "You'll have to excuse me" "You mother fucker" "Miss, let's do it" "It's a convertible" "Miss" "Have a ride" "Let's have sex in the car" "Let's drive to Lake Ashino and have sex there" "Miss, don't you like sex?" "Won't you buy this?" "For how much?" "About $30,000" "Hello" "Yes, a repairman" "The brakes are broken" "Why don't I steal this" "What an idiot" "Satisfaction guaranteed" "A jumbo plane..." "First class must have great service" "You have a first class ticket?" "Yes" "One moment, sir" "I need some money" "I should rob a bank" "I need a gun" "Policemen have guns..." "Hand over your gun" "No good" "I should go to a factory in Kawaguchi" "And make a gun there" "First, I get a job at a factory" "This is Asao." "He'll be working with us from today" "How do you do" "Japan and Iran should cooperate in the area of Ecology, such as Endangered species." "I'll work hard" "and earn their trust" "Come on." "Help yourself" "You'll get a raise next month" "We want to eat whale meat." "And... when night comes" "That's it" "Great" "More to the right" "I make a gun" "PISTOL" "Now, I can Rob a bank and" "Fly on a jumbo." "It'll work" "I'm off to Kawaguchi" "Keep this piece and car for me, will you?" "Hand over the money" "Excuse me" "Mrs. Yoshida, your money's ready" "Give me the money 1,2,3,4... yen 100,000." "Here you are" "Shut up." "The money" "Very well, sir" "Take the number card and wait for your turn" "Mr. Yoshikawa." "Your turn" "This is a robbery." "Hand over the money" "Close the shutter" "I said close it" "Sir" "There's a man here to inspect the safe" "To inspect the safe?" "Haven't been told" "He hasn't been told" "Yes" "Sir" "There's a man here begging for money" "He's from the Public Health Bureau" "Gather around please" "Ah... there is a plague, spreading in this neighborhood" "For your protection we'd like you all to to take this medicine" "We need your cooperation" "Please pass it around" "Wait!" "I said wait" "What is this" "I should be doing this" "I am happy to be here at this happy occasion" "Are you glasses filled" "I am much honored to lead the toast" "Raise your glasses..." "Cheers" "It's under construction" "Please stop the van" "Lucky I had the bullet-proof vest on" "Cash transporter" "Stop" "Stop the car" "To the left" "To the left and stop" "I've just been told that..." "Get out immediately" "Please hurry" "It might explode" "The bomb" "Run for your life" "The bomb's lit" "I did it!" "I did it!" "I really did it" "It worked so well" "Oh on" "Shit" "It's on fire" "The money's burning" "Darn" "Forgot to tie them together" "Discount King" "Carries $400,000 Cash" "That's right" "How much?" "Between 380 to 400 thousand" "How much can that case hold?" "If they're all new bills about $1 million" "In this?" "If they're new bills" "And you don't have any bodyguards?" "No, not at all" "Hiring guards will raise the cost of the goods and raise the retail price" "Freeze" "You're under arrest" "Everybody, freeze" "You're under arrest" "Excuse me" "Aren't you George Saotome, the actor?" "I'm an ardent fan of yours." "Fuck me" "Sure" "Maybe I'll take up acting" "Voice not thy need" "Though a base beggar ...there may be in his possession items of trifle importance" "If limitations span solely ...to requirements of nature man's life will be reduced to that of a miserable beast" "Women of high standing..." "That's enough" "Thank you" "I'm Goro Kawasaki" "Thank you for your time" "All right." "Next" "No. 12" "Pa!" "Yes, Daigoro" "You have grown so big" "Pa" "I've been a good boy and waited for your return" "I'm sorry we must live like this" "By the way" "When did you grow the 3rd eye" "That's enough" "Let us do some more" "That's enough" "But I want to be in a film" "I said that's enough" "I want to be in your film" "Stop talking like that" "I'm sorry" "Cut out that kid's voice" "I'm sorry" "Get out of here" "Pa, let's go home" "Yes, son, let's go home" "This isn't Akira Kurosawa's" "The Siege of Moscow" "Mr. Koskanovich?" "Wrong studio" "No. 13" "How do you do" "Play with your hairs" "A bagworm" "Play with your hairs" "A boat" "Play with your hairs" "Beatles hair idol" "Play with your hairs" "Pubic hair" "You're accepted" "Where's my agent" "I want coffee" "Where's my coffee" "Had some beers with a blond in Roppongi" "She had big tits with small nipples" "They sure keep us waiting" "What's keeping them" "That's good" "All right" "Now, the take" "We're going for the take" "Ready" "Action" "We must meet our fate" "Assist me" "Cut" "Okay." "We're ready" "Let's get the close up" "Staff, prepare for the close up" "Get ready" "Now... the close up" "Let's see..." "Today's an important scene" "Put your mind to it" "Who's front" "I am, sir" "You?" "You'll get a close up" "Good." "Okay" "Let's go" "Ready, sir" "Extras, start action" "The take" "Ready" "Action" "Stop!" "What're you guys doing" "Well, he insisted being in front" "Who ever decided that" "Stop goofing off, asshole" "Is the medicine vendor here" "Goro Saotome at your service" "This is our lead, Mr. Kasu" "I'm Goro Saotome" "How do you do, sir" "Nice knowing you" "Your role is to... come late and jump on the boat" "Do I get a close up" "Yeah, when you get on the boat" "Thank you" "I appreciate it" "It's certainly a fine day" "Everybody on board" "The boat is leaving" "Wait" "Hurry up, mister" "How is he" "He won't make it" "What 're we suppose to do with our lead drowned?" "Get someone else?" "I guess so" "It's certainly a fine day" "Can he really play the role" "He looks confident" "I'm told he graduated UCLA as a drama major" "That's really something" "I'll show you" "Please watch me" "Yes, I will" "Do you gents intend to kill me" "Found you at last" "Fellas, mince him" "Go for the take" "The take" "The take" "Ready" "Action" "Welcome, sir" "I'd like some tea" "Found you at last" "Fellas, mince him" "He has his eyes open" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "What's a blind masseur doing with his eyes open?" "Did you really graduate UCLA?" "No, I'm with Tampopo Company" "Even Tampopo knows better" "This time, close your eyes" "Don't forget" "Sorry sir" "Another take" "Ready" "Action" "Welcome, sir" "I'd like some tea" "Found you at last" "Fellas, mince him" "Close your eyes" "What's he holding" "It's the manure scoop" "Someone, stop him" "Pew!" "Stop it" "Ugh!" "Someone, do something" "It's suffocating" "Can you play some other role" "The next scene is important" "Yesterday was a nightmare" "I just got carried away" "Because of that... you grabbed the manure scoop" "I'll try really hard" "Really?" "There's a fire" "Fire!" "The oil shop's on fire" "Somebody... help..." "My grandson is in the fire" "He's still in the house" "Help!" "Help!" "Please help!" "Help me" "What is the matter" "My grandson is in the fire" "Will someone hold this for me?" "That's oil" "Lost Tokugawa Gold" "That is it" "The lost treasure" "May I join you in finding the lost gold" "That's great" "I'm in need of manpower" "Please." "This way" "Have a seat" "What's this bird" "It's a canary" "In cold mines ...it drops dead when there's gas" "So as long as it's chirping it's safe" "That's useful" "This is it" "Good grief" "Someone's already here" "Oh, it's mine" "Can we split it half and half" "I've already done some work" "I want 70" "Then we go 70:70" "What nonsense is this" "The sum has to be 100" "Then I take 150 and you take minus 50" "Let's take a break" "Hey, fella" "Smell something?" "No need to worry" "The canary is chirping" "You're right" "May I have a light" "Ma, this is disaster" "Let's get out of here" "Run for your life" "Hey, fella" "Wanna try for the lost Hideyoshi treasure?" "Call me when you find it" "Tough bird" "Must be wild" "A cessna..." "Please enjoy this flight" "Our inflight service" "A cessna's not bad" "But..." "I'm dead broke" "Fella" "Take care of this car and the dope" "Is this it" "Yes" "You sure have a lot" "Better be the real thing" "It is" "Dr. Chin" "Would you examine this" "He's going bananas" "Must be genuine" "Can I ride on a cessna here" "You sure can" "What about today?" "Yes, right away" "It's a sightseeing flight" "Why did you want to fly a cessna?" "The sky's wonderful" "When I flying..." "I can forget all the terrible things" "Do you have inflight service" "Inflight service?" "Of course" "Shall we take off" "How dare you sit in front of me" "You're blocking the view" "That's no different" "Sit in the back" "Not right behind me" "Sit further back" "This is your captain" "Welcome on board" "Instant Hell Airline" "We will now begin ...our inflight service" "Let's go!" "It's showtime" "Stretch it." "Man-pole!" "Spread it." "Man-pole!" "Frig it." "Frig it" "Man-pole" "Feels good" "See you guys later" "The parachute" "The parachute" "Shit" "Hey" "Who do you think I am" "You'll be shitless" "I'm Joe Shishido, the hitman" "Did you enjoy the show?" "Are you Mr. Joe Shishido, the hitman?" "We welcome you" "I'm not Shishido" "Want to hide your identity, huh" "Hey, guys" "He's hiding his identity" "What a guy" "Please come with us" "It's Shishido" "Yeah, yeah." "I know" "Don't interfere" "Show us how good you are with your gun" "Is it the spot" "It's not any different from the other spot" "Here we are, Mr. Weirdo" "It's Shishido" "Mr. Joe" "Show us how good you are" "Can't you be original" "I know it" "You'll try to impress us but with the same gig" "I can tell" "I knew it" "Throw that in the air?" "See." "I told you" "Wow." "A new gig..." "Shit" "Hey" "When will you kill the boss" "Hurry up" "Kill me?" "He was a fucking spy" "You're great." "Really great" "A terrific hitman" "Best hitman in Japan" "A great hitman" "Welcome Mr. Joe Shishido" "That's enough" "Honorable guest" "Drink and sing all you like" "This is all for you" "Go ahead." "Help yourself" "The silhouette show" "This is really cool" "Do the silhouette show" "First, a dog" "Splendid" "Now..." "Bambi" "Oh, my, how cute" "A wild boar" "Wow, how frightening" "A bear" "The big bad bear" "What's that shit" "They look the same" "You morons" "Lower..." "lower" "What's next" "A lizard" "How revolting" "The slimy creature" "What's next" "A toad" "Next, a toad" "Oh no." "The ugly toady" "Toady" "What's next" "I don't know" "Next, unknown object" "What could that be" "Asshole" "What's wrong with you guys" "Boss" "What" "What's up" "Boss." "We caught a spy" "The bastard was checking out the house" "What shall we do" "The Minamikata family boss..." "Ask him where he is" "And then show him our hospitality" "Yes, boss" "Boss" "Osamu dear" "Asshole, you scared me" "I'm still 16..." "Don't give me that smile ...and I'm a virgin" "I'm having my first date with my sweetheart" "I'm going to do it" "Turn around." "Turn around" "Boss" "Let's go look at the spy" "He might have welched" "You maybe right" "Please" "I didn't mean this hospitality?" "Won't welch" "How can he welch with this" "Honorable guest can you help us out?" "Where is Minamikata" "Help." "Help" "Please help me" "Why don't you drip this on his back, too?" "This usually works" "Please don't" "Please." "Don't do it" "Please stop" "What are you doing" "Do it to him, not me" "Why are you dripping all that wax on me" "What's with you" "You scumbag" "That really hurts" "You scumbag" "Lard ass" "You scumbag" "I'll punish you" "Please." "I'll say anything" "Anything you want to know" "I'm not interested in you" "This is between you and me" "That hurts" "Are there any volunteers" "A bunch of miserable cowards" "Isn't there anyone brave enough ...to kill the enemy boss?" "Let me go" "Honorable guest, will you?" "If I don't go, who will?" "Let me go" "He's a great guy" "I never thought there still was a man of honor in" "I don't care where" "J ust step on it" "Hurry." "Hurry" "This is the picture of the enemy boss" "He's just gone to the barber" "It's the latest information" "Honorable guest, we count on you" "Do it for us" "I see" "Ah... excuse me" "Take this to that barber shop and ...hand it to the boss of the Minamikata family" "What is this?" "A birthday cake" "Why don't you take it yourself" "I'm bashful" "You like this person?" "All right." "I understand" "I just hand it to him?" "It's a cake, huh?" "Yes, a birthday cake" "Did you get a job?" "Yes." "Why don't we celebrate" "Takuya, we have a cake" "Wow." "A cake." "A cake" "Yes, a special cake" "I hear a ticking" "Let's do our dance" "Around the table as usual" "A cake." "A cake." "A cake" "Listen." "I said listen" "What's up, boss?" "I love that line" "Which line, boss?" "Missy, I'm in love with you" "Challenge for a duel?" "The messenger's downstairs?" "Everybody" "Come with me" "So you're the one" "Are you going to accept or not" "Decide now" "This isn't a kid's game" "But you are a kid" "Hey, fellas" "Oh, you're behind me" "Come with me" "Where the hell is Akeiwa" "Are you blind?" "I'm here" "I want your goddam family out of my turf" "You're the one getting out" "You dirty bastard" "You dirty bastard" "Wait a minute" "Big boss" "I want you both to listen to what I have to say" "No way" "You stay out of this" "Better not fuck with me" "Are you going to do it or not" "We'll wipe your out" "Wait." "Wait a minute" "J ust listen to what I have to say" "There are those who incline to evil" "And they persecute the good" "Get out of here" "Not that again" "Okay." "Let's start" "It'll be a bloody massacre" "Wait a minute" "I said wait a minute" "I want you to listen to your class president" "Hey" "Let's listen to the class president" "I don't want any life wasted" "Why don't you let me solve this situation?" "Square it out with your best gun" "In that case we have a terrific gunman" "Throw a yen 500 coin" "He shoots from below" "And it'll end up like this" "We have a terrific one, too" "Paper, scissors, bang!" "Three steps" "1... 2... 3..." "Go" "That imbecile" "All you do is shoot a hole in a coin" "Oh, my, how terrible" "What a chilling sight" "Shut your trap" "If you're a real yakuza ...let's settle this with the sword" "I've been waiting for that" "It's your show" "The fly..." "It's cut into two" "What is this?" "J ust a hand" "It's a germ." "A germ!" "It's the atom nucleus" "The atom nucleus" "Honorary guest show us something better" "Place an apple on big boss's head" "Blindfold him" "Cut the apple into two" "This is highly technical" "We'll call this:" "Red Apple for Two" "Honorary guest show them your art" "What have you done to big boss" "Honorary guest" "Hey, fellas, wipe them out" "A women's bath" "If I were invisible, I could peep" "Hey, you" "Didn't you say you want the old age pension?" "I didn't say that" "I said if I were invisible" "I could peep" "Oh, My Buddha!" "Give me that" "Look at this carefully" "Invisible Man" "Promotion Association?" "Why do you want to be invisible" "I want to peep" "You want to peep" "Crystal clear." "My type" "I must ask some questions" "Your height?" "170 cm" "Your weight?" "63 kilos" "Your name?" "Makoto Ashikawa" "Why are you answering" "I'm sorry" "I'm asking him" "Once again." "Your height?" "175 acres" "Acres?" "Your weight?" "68 gallons" "He's confused" "That's strange" "The anesthetic" "Inhale" "Inhale... inhale" "Don't exhale" "Inhale" "Your name?" "Asao" "It's not working" "Strange" "Look at this finger" "Keep looking at it" "Now it's working" "Your name?" "Asao" "Darn" "To be... to be or not to be" "Hamlet" "To sleep for a chance to dream" "Worked" "It did" "Put him into the capsule" "What is this?" "Didn't you get rid of it?" "I'm sorry" "Well, this..." "I fed the wrong data and it worked only on the clothes" "Won't happen to you" "I've corrected the data" "You can be the invisible man" "You can peep" "Good luck" "Get ready" "We'll begin" "How are his cells" "All right" "The oxygen, hydrogen and atoms" "All okay" "Hey" "Why are you in there" "Damn it" "Stop goofing off" "I'm sorry" "He should be in there" "Sorry" "You could die in there" "Hamlet" "How is it" "It's working well" "His cells are transforming into oxygen" "Look" "He's gradually becoming invisible" "This is terrific" "We did it" "It's complete" "This would be sensational" "You'll get a Nobel Prize" "The Nobel Prize" "He's escaped" "What'll we do" "Yeah, what?" "Will he be at the public bath" "That's where we caught him" "He will be there to peep" "What's this for" "What do you mean" "Don't you know what this is" "This is the Invisible Man Viewer" "Put this down." "You can see him" "Normally we keep it up" "Conserve electricity" "You didn't know?" "I'm sorry" "This is the women's bath" "We're gay" "Scram" "Jiro dear, he's so rigid" "Hamlet..." "Hamlet" "Let's have some more fun today" "My, you look beautiful" "What is this?" "Animal Sex Shooting Room" "You're gorgeous" "It's really nice" "Splendid" "A gorgeous body with a baby face..." "What penetration!" "Marilyn" "Feeling good?" "Now blow this whistle" "That's wonderful" "Ready..." "Action" "That feels so good" "Caught him" "Now, a press conference" "Thanks for waiting" "Prof. Tachibana will make his announcement on the invisible man" "To make the long story short to sum it up... my long time research has been the exchange of human cells with air atoms" "This is..." "As you can see here... making this man invisible proves my research very successful" "You cannot see the invisible man when the bandage is off you will see nothing" "Not in photos, either" "Despite this... by the completion of my Invisible Man Viewer you will see him with your own eyes" "He will lend you this later" "Please confirm him with this" "Now..." "When the bandage comes off you may be puzzled" "You see nothing" "We can see him" "It's because you are using my Invisible Man Viewer" "This device..." "You're right" "I can see him, too" "Sorry for the mishap" "Ashikawa" "Why did he become visible" "I wonder why" "It was perfect" "Was the power too low" "You're right" "Increase it 3 times" "Yes, let's" "Okay" "Is it analyzing properly" "Increase the power" "A fly is on the screen" "It must have flown in" "Inside the capsule?" "It's analyzing the fly" "What's happening" "They're integrating" "What's this" "Give me back the money" "I understand, sir" "Commander" "The Flyman is heading for Tokyo" "What?" "The Flyman is heading for Tokyo" "Commander, look at this" "What the hell" "So... this is the Flyman?" "This must be Shinjuku" "Yes, it is" "Already so far" "What an amazing speed" "He'll appear in Ginza next" "Gather all the troops" "On the double" "I want you all to go to Ginza" "I'm not going" "I don't want to be seen" "Earth Defense Force" "The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members" "Educational background, I.Q. and sexual preferen" "Nor shape of your penis" "Try Sushi Yu in Nishi Azabu" "A joint open to everybody" "It's owned by comedian Yoshichi Shimada" "Fish gourmets try Otaru's Tamura" "What about Astro-Vision?" "You mean Hibino's Astro-vision" "Why are you so specific" "If I say the name, rental fee will be lower" "Would you keep the Hibino Astro-Vision?" "What's up" "We lost him" "I see" "I have one hell of an idea" "Gather all the stool in Japan" "Stool?" "What for, sir?" "J ust wait and see" "We're looking for the Flyman, aren't we?" "No, stool." "Yes, that's right" "We need lots of it" "Yes, and get some from the neighborhood, too" "Stool?" "Hard or soft?" "Sure we have that" "How much more is coming?" "100 manure trucks and... farmers in the neighborhood too" "So much of it?" "What's going on" "The rehearsal, sir" "Singing folk songs?" "It should have a festive mood" "I see" "We also have drums and hula dancers" "Is that so" "Now, all we do is wait for the night" "Shall we begin?" "Please." "Would you begin" "How is the Flyman" "I feel he's nearby" "Can't see him yet" "Let's go for the folk song" "Would you please begin" "Excuse us" "Good luck, ladies" "Commander" "Is he here" "Right above us" "He won't come down" "Let's get his mother" "Would you try to persuade him" "Stand here?" "He's right above" "Asao" "Don't make a fool of yourself" "Asao" "Big brother, come down" "I think..." "Asao is angry" "I see" "That's too bad" "Okay." "Get the Fly Fly Girls" "Here he comes" "Get them away" "It's dangerous." "Run" "He's stopped" "Commence attack" "Car sex..." "We did it" "We did it" "THE FLYMAN IS AN INTELLIGENCE MAMMAL" "What?" "The Grasshopperman is heading for the Tokyo Tower?" "He's here" "Ouch" "He's stuck!"