"Cheers." "Yeah, just a sec." "is there an Ernie Pantusso here?" " That's you, Coach." " Speaking." "I've been shivering all the way over here." "Coach, you don't have a coat on." "It's 30 degrees outside." "Thank God. I thought I had malaria." "I managed in the minors, I coached in the majors." "I've been a bartender for five years." "I've had my share of people with problems." "Why don't you give me a try?" "My son comes home from college with his new fiancée who is black." "And your son's not?" "Cheers." "Yeah, just a sec. lt's for you, Sam." " Give me a second, Coach." " l'll put you on hold." " Thank you, Coach." " All the classy joints do that now." " Are you crazy?" " Crazy, Carla?" "Crazy like a doorknob." "My son comes home from college with his new fiancée who's black." "I've been thinking about that, and it's a tough one, but I got it." "Wait." "There's more, see?" "No, Leo." "Hold it, Leo." "Leo, it's a problem of communication." "Here's what you do." "When you get home, you sit the kids down, and you say to your boy..." " What's your boy's name?" " Ron." "Ron." "What's Ron's fiancée's name?" " Rick." " Rick." "So..." "So..." "You say, "Rick, Ron..."" "Rick and Ron?" "Walt!" "My God, it's so good to hear from you." "I'm so glad the operation's over." "Listen. I didn't want to say anything beforehand, but, you know, I didn't think your chances going in there were too good." "Oh, it's tomorrow?" "Know what I used to say to a player when he made a mental error?" " What?" " Nothing." "That's why I got fired." "What do you do when you are so furious you have to do something?" "I know you'll think it's crazy, but I bang my head on the bar." "Doesn't sound crazy to me. lt might do me a lot of good right now." "Well, OK." "No, no!" "Excuse me?" " Where is your bathroom?" " Next to my bedroom." "But you're..." "You're so beautiful." "Beautiful?" "Daddy, you have been saying that I'm beautiful ever since I was a very little girl." "But look at me." "Not as my father, but like you're looking at me for the first time, and, please, try to see me as I really am." "Oh, my God. I didn't realise how much you look like your mother." "I know. I look exactly like her, and Mom was not..." "But that's what made her more beautiful." "Your mother grew more beautiful every day of her life." "She was really beautiful." "Yes, and so are you." "You're the most beautiful kid in the whole world." "Thanks, Daddy."