"(somber organ music)" "(guests whispering)" " I'm so sorry." "(somber organ music)" "(dramatic music)" "(woman growling)" "(knife thuds) (woman screaming)" "(blood spurts)" " Ladies and gentlemen, I sincerely apologize for this setback." "We here at Dignity Pastures take great pride in assisting families to grieve their loss and to celebrate the lives of their loved ones with friends and family." "If you will allow us a few moments we will redress Mrs. Wilkinson and continue with a respectable and dignified service." " Pardon me." "Sir, the Thomas family's requested a last minute cremation." " Thank you very much for your patience." "Please, excuse me." "(somber organ music)" "(dramatic music)" "(fire whooshing)" "I love my job." "(dramatic electronic music)" "(zombie growls)"