"[SCREAMING]" " You're getting a call from my lawyer." " I hope so, I slept with him." "Hey, kid." "I wanna share this with you." "But that's a fine gentleman's booze." "I couldn't..." "Please, it would make me feel special." " Bless you, sir." " $5.00, please." "Come on!" "But, sir!" "I have only nine pennies." "I'd have to go and beg for the rest." "Should have thought of that earlier." "I'm Conan O'Brien's head." "Thank you, thank you." "That's enough." "Quit showing off your hands." "I don't get it." "Help!" "I'm frozen solid!" "What's that?" "A humorous remark about celebrities?" "You've still got it." "Aw." "Thanks for cheering me up." "It's nice to know I have a relative." "I feel the same way." "You never know when I might need a heart." " What?" " Nothing, nothing." " Nothing about a heart." " What?" "What gets you is the child units, looking up at you as if to say:" ""Please, sir." "Make mine a double. ""